text,feeling
@lisastarlynn I haven't heard anything. I'll tweet you as soon as I hear. I'm really worried actually,0
Just grabbed some bagels from Panera for everyone at wk. It's Brittany's last day,0
@poepiandzegiant oops just saw you said hello! Hi there,1
@kirsty_gilfo yup! That's the one  Mmm....yum cha! Have lots of dumplings for me,1
Mum's off to bed... Nip/tuck time noow,1
"Have been LOL big time at this Apprentice video http://ping.fm/vXPnd (via @tdrury) - Thanks, me and @rebel_aceman laughed at it too!",1
"@sdawara ooooo.... even before @maheshmurthy started seedfund, the fund given in seed stage used to b called as seedfund..",1
is drinking lovely tea she bought in London in December: Yumchaa's "Caramel Sweetheart". It's almost all gone...  http://www.yumchaa.com/,0
"@Alphacat1 hehehe bless  you enjoy star trek, you should be sleeping it's late LOL bad kitty hehehe LoveYa",1
@ddlovato owr family own a jehtskii (: buht ihts winter over here so ihave too wait till summer  jetskis are so fun.,0
"@MissSydneyJ Im good, lol... I feel awake",1
@D_AMAZIN Won't I get arrested if I am naked on the beach?lol,1
@Chicago_Ted I just miss driving my car.  I haven't driven it since I got back yet.,0
@logansutch You can go driving?! HOW?! WHY!,0
Hi Haters...who talking bout my Elem school pic Chellelilbmore@UrbanInformer i love your new pic you were handsome back then and still is,1
"On the way to camp at last. Think I might have offended someone at the meeting earlier, and it bugs me.",0
i need sleep. Its too early. I went to bed at like 6 something because i couldnt sleep,0
@BillohBill "projectile" very clever warpig,1
Lunchtime walks in a bid to lose weight are most annoying when all the pubs one passes are throwing out delicious food smells,0
I'm just trying to write CIL I can't think of anything ARGHHH,0
"itunes says that an update is available (3.0), but then just does nothing when I press update",0
Yes my laptop works  So now i can abort my diplomthesis,1
"@MrsPommeroy  Touché.  Steve Hewitt is far better, far cooler anyway. Placebo will lose their battle for the sun.",1
Day light hours *shock* lol I love my new ear rings  http://tinyurl.com/loxv8x,1
@zazzle not following my zazzle tweets?,0
2nd period studyhall + remembered my ipod = music time!,1
"@madierox Thanks hun, it's always nice to hear that  x",1
@nataliehitz No wonder la ratings high,1
@unitechy yeah! it does! let me tweet u the link!,1
"@KSwissInc they're half a size too small (tried them today) and i need them for a trip on monday, no one is answering at customer service",0
@judykyho ~ my dear judy ... take care ... ...,1
@liamyoung morning,1
"Still at work ..... working, it's going to be a long day",0
@batbuick .. .great.. you can buy me lunch when i get my 10-15% pay cut next month..,0
@LeanneBarbery Dam we where gonna go to Northgate but LIL G is full of cold  much to Molly's disgust just not worth it tho!,0
"#hoppusday Mark, you should make a YouTube channel and film Blink-182 studio updates! We'd all appreciate that.",1
"@carkeen Yes, ONE hour!",0
"@nevynxxx Let's hope they do, then we can ask them to turn it down   (I'm an old woman, it'll hurt my ageing ears)",1
there's this man in our roof.. like literally in our roof.. I wana go up and look nowwww,0
jumprope session cancelled. i gotta watch Another Cinderella Story @ YouTube. if it finishes before sundown i might jumprope.,1
I hate when its beautiful out and i cant speed on the hwy!   <3kels,0
Mood: bored,0
@anhicaluvsjonas  how come? xxx,0
"I'm sad because I know if I were a celebrity chef, I would be Paula Deen. I love butter!",0
@MomofFaith Oh that SUCKS!  You should write Wal-Mart and complain.,0
thunderstorms tomorrow apparently  dnw,0
@tevi well it's for mac  which makes it not awesome,0
@EmilyHeinz.. We don't wanna stckam anymoree,0
had a good day.,1
is sooooooo Relaxed!!!!! What a great day I had,1
"@mdoolittle .. That had to be FUN, fun, fun!",1
ahhh got u.s history at 12:30 lol she better help me yoo,1
@justingimelstob why don't u have a radio show yet..? u and Jim should start one up,1
I was in the gatheration spirit inniiiitttt! A week to go till ESS OH VEEE,1
"@kirstiealley I teach teenagers, and they are" agering" me! perfect place to work on patience and grace. Use my outside voice , a lot!",1
@mayaREguru sorry didn't mean to ruin it -- was just watching when @LesleyLambert tweeted that they were in!,0
@_CrC_ Saw you in some vid from last night.  Also @colorblindfish !  Ya'll were rocking it!  Have fun tonight,1
"Damn. Missed #Chaser tonight.  Stupid State of Origin football.  Last season, too.  Didn't want to miss any.",0
@CHRISDJMOYLES Strictly Come Dancing Strictly Come Dancing Strictly Come Dancing Strictly Come Dancing Strictly Come Dancing Strictly!!!!,1
last day alone,0
im so in love with Rick Ross album bt right now im jammin Ciara - wanna ham sandwhich to kill this pain im feeling -,0
Thx for the #followfriday @12C4 @mdwillbefamous,1
@chilvia My MOM has paypal.  LOL I'm so lame </3,1
@lindsyaw I wish  I have verizon and want the iPhone SO BADLY. Sucks :/,0
"@Chuck_st_chuck Oh no, so you went to get her and she didn't need you! You have had a poo day. Wish I could somehow make it better.",0
wants to tell you all about my wierd dream. but it wont fit in the 140 limit,0
eat something is what i'm desperately needs rite now,0
@gopascarlos Hey dirimuuuhh! How's ur wiken? Hope ur enjoying it!,1
@LOPchelle Ill txt her and let her know. Thank you for your help.,1
@soulboykirk how are you tonight?  *HUGS*,1
"Yay, 30% of the app's users updated to the working copy in 24 hours. I don't think it'll reach more than #8 in the top utilities though",0
had an horrible day   this weather duznt help either lol x,0
http://twitpic.com/7jefm - Good morning everyone... its late but who cares.,1
@dmbsredhead yo!,1
dinner w dad...yummy  n he totes understanding naow! offf to st lolol to habgz for a bit bleh,1
(Sigh) Busy day is finally over. :-/ ... G'Nite Tweet-Fam!,1
Back from having a very yummy lunch,1
Getting closer and closer to summer,1
I feel so HUGE and still have 12 weeks to go.. I've seen teletubbies that are skinnier than me!!!,0
"@JackAllTimeLow you must be more careful you could have been torn apart out there, or at least had your favorite shirt ripped off of you.",0
coronation street,1
www.proq9.th8.us Ranking Minneapolis: Fit or fat?  Lets all go for a bike ride tonight!,1
@britttnicole Jbs youtube account got suspended?? I wonder how!! Now all there videos are GONE!!,0
"Can't breathe, heart beating fast, need air, getting dizzy... Sounds like I'm inlove, but I've done that! I'm feeling sick",0
@LuciaLillo Thats so true but wuth old bones it kinda sucks to play sometimes..lol  but nice words of encouragement,1
"@sandgaijin unfortunately after time, people can lose their voice. Look at what happened to Robert Plant. Eddie still has the energy",1
Ummmmm I got stuck to a fly trap  that was gross,0
Having nothing to do  So bored.,0
texting with tom...i miss him,0
Wondering where Sabrina is and why I had to lay in the pool all alone,0
@Rowdyeh it is bad news  and now you have tweeted #ChrisFlu you have got it so sorry  means you gotta twitter all day,0
@Tyrese4ReaL damn i wanna go but im not in LA.. you should have a party ion NY i will def attend,1
I've just dribbled it all down the side !,0
on my way back to the ville  wish i could stay home...,0
@LaurenOlson and @sgricci thanks for having me over for LOST. We'll have to do it again..... In 2010!!!!,0
@dabinion Are you at fox valley?! I was gonna come in and get a car wash/visit you but it was past 6:00 and service is closed  sad day..,0
im going to watch the MTV movie awards becasue of new moon trailor... soooooo excited for it i can't wait yaaay,1
Just thought you'd like to know there are 640 calories and 33 grams of fat in an Aussie burger   Hope you only had one!,1
"@Pammer777 Sorry to hear about the sinus infection! I hope you feel better soon! I hope you like Deadly Intent, too!",1
I sprained my foot. It hurts like hell. Can't walk!,0
@GullyFresh  hater....,0
@The_Best_Biish Oooh! Haha... Amber who? And nope. Not Amber,1
"blerg, the heat destroys me",0
"Good evening night owls! You are ready for the ITEM of the DAY, right? Well it happens in 30 more minutes... drink coffee... stay awake!",1
House of the dead 2 & 3,1
@HOTtamaleTRAIN I do not envy you one bit. Such a hard decision to make.,0
legs hurt.....can't believe I did squats yesterday.....first time since college...boy am i weak!  (and it hurts to walk up stairs  ),0
@ClassikBeats Good luck,1
http://twitpic.com/6bcvd - @XO_SUFI_XO Here's a close up,1
@lucindaaxo thank you,1
"@wabbitz18 nope, its coming out june 2, sorry   15 days awayy",0
@ABCDianne It was an accident I swear,0
@InsidePorn  i was clicking thru his pic for the past few years and then the bf pic came up  thats y i sound bipolar  just for your info,0
"@mimypzz I'm fine too.  Really? Baby, don't worry, be happy! haha",1
@heystephj had a date with NAF.  We will all have new facebook pictures soon,1
"oh right, i was going to bed. good night all",1
@BlondiePicPic oh trust we can cripple walk with the best of them. fuckinnnnn love that jam! shmonis pool dance party! sans shmoni,0
"@KeithDriscoll No problem, thanks for the great link!",1
@willrayraf Phew!,1
building under a water boil alert. no drinking water or coffee  drank my last can of cream soda yesterday. things could get ugly people.,0
@ a random bar in nyc about to go see JT but missing my old life,0
Strange... and probably sick.,0
I am in school for Radio Broadcasting. Can any of you DJs out there share some advice please! Or maybe have a PT job that I can have?,1
@Q_Element Perhaps I should volunteer my services as a sex toy until Alabama laws are changed.,1
so very hot n humid in st.louis,0
"no, unfortunately.",0
"And now there's a gun.." Such awesome lines this week.,1
aaahhh. fleetwood mac concert in berlin in oktober. i need to go there,1
Just got home from Shaws. I miss @KaitlinCalk!  Work in a few hours. OH WHAT JOY! Not.,0
watchin i love lucy,1
Pool party was fun until I found out I had my phone in my trunks when I went back intyo the jacuzzi  Phone is finally dead...,0
@smackthis still need those energy shots?,1
@HeatherElectric please tell me you havn't got into that  xx,0
#spreadloveday lets make it a trending topic and follow @YoungQ,1
damnit the weekend is friggin over!!,0
@vansunder is up! Time to make the pancakes!,1
going out for a little bit. effin ear still hurts,0
Can't sleep. Watching "Terminator Saved My Life" on Discovery Science with David Mitchell narrating. Some impressive amateur robotics,1
@MikeOkeefe I'm not.,0
hmmm.. miss my mommy,0
still sick  cant shake this cold,0
tanning out by the pool  cant wait till summerrrrrr,1
@DiegoTrashcan I'm on shuffle it's on clubland classix pmsl.,1
@LITTLEWINDMILL Whose funeral?,0
"ok I just got soaked by a car  waiting for the bus, im ill D:",0
Is going to bed so I will be all rested for yoga in the morning with elizabeth,1
"@erinlouise @Miss604 being a fan is certainly not about being attractive. But, if you like the pink, to each their own  #canucks",1
@KBLOVE901 me too. I hate food that my body didn't agree wit. So I'm running to the RR er 15min.  we sick!,0
@Kimber_Ann I call that a total *win* .....have fun out there,1
why does god hate me?,0
â™› love the background picture on this page > @PV4m3C  lol,1
@mymindisasafe WELL NO BUT HE'S GOING TO CANADA TOMORROW WHERE HE WILL GET IT AND OUR SCHOOL WILL BE SHUT DOWN,1
I've been asleep for more than twenty-four hours. Mission accomplished. Sleep maybe then wildwood with the usuals!!,1
Can't wait to see Niki's haircut!,1
tired but cant sleep boooo,0
"@HayleyyFitch for his show the fifth with jordan, but I'm obsessed with metro station and he isn't coming to Chicago with metro station",0
"I'm going now, night  x",1
sitting at home 1/2 asleep watching tin tin and resting up  #fb,0
Just woke up to straighten hair...I slept at 2. FML.,0
"has a full night trading cars, taking back cans, deme to paint and wash millions of carts, running, hanging with the friends",1
@KellyRuthxo I used the same dye I used on my hair but its gone darker than my hair does  I hate my roots too,0
"@Broooooke_ omg and you never would believe what we did. ahaha, i loved it. but it felt like a movie, but REAL!!",1
"@twfeed got one feed working, @JayAndSilentRob, but this feed isn't. Trying different settings & looked at forums - help!",0
@nick_carter Your weird. The end.,1
@ltizz I do that every time I use the bathroom,1
it feels like it should be 5 in the morning! aw man i'm all out of dvds to watch,0
"@emvidaltx Buenos dias! Sounds like u r eatin d breakfast of champs? cereals, Wheaties?  Enjoy yur day!",1
"I have to go into town, really don't want to at all",0
i have a sunburn all over my bodyyyyyy,0
@TwilightNewsMan Thanks for mentioning me on #followfriday! Tha's so sweet... I'll let you know how the Twilight event went...,1
Getting ready to go and see Beyoncé in concert at the Echo.. IM IN THE DIVA ZONE!! ( Right next to the stage! ) Cant wait,1
"@leespoons Brilliant, I'll donate and download this evening",1
@EvilNanny I have had this migraine for over a week and it is getting to me!!! I have tried everything that usually works and nothing!!,0
@Kristinaaaaaa  ...Annnnd welcome to twitter beautiful!,1
She never called back!,0
"iHazFoodinMyTummy.  Yay. Now time to do homework, egh.",1
Going to lift weights and then do some swimming  Be back later...,1
@_everaldo Entourage *has* a really ugly interface but the app is quite useful. Microsoft did great work here. (Not *a* great work),1
"Man, I don't know if I'm going to end up having my birthday party after all",0
@TeenyMCR Haha I'm 18  Even if he doesn't marry me tomorrow we will definately make babies.,1
@JamesPMorrison Do you miss 24?  I hope you still get time with all your friends there.  You are MISSED!,1
Nothing in TV I wanna cry,0
top banana  @_davelee what's battle royale? anything like the film?,1
@twinkle47 Ha ha just slightly! Think I'll have to concede defeat,1
"in less then an hour i will be taking a fucking midterm, lucky me! n in 2 weeks a final  but after that Aruba bound =]",0
"@StephenRinaldo ta mate, I'll get down and gran one. Been waiting on one in the mail",0
@RocketMinx well done Minxy!,1
"@TABItarot Always, ALWAYS take earplugs when camping! My golden rule",1
Straiightniing my haiir  !,1
@PaddyMustTweet & @shondarhimes I SECOND THAT SHONDA! We miss you!,0
""got that super soaker, pussy pop like cola coca plus it's tighter den a choker, got him smilin' like the joker." my nicki fix.",1
@superblue unfortunately not at civic camp.,0
The voice of Mickey Mouse hath passed away  http://tinyurl.com/ocq37g,0
@spoonerist And I'm losing control,0
also who invented chemistry and why do i HAVE to do it its so hard no 15 yr old girl should have to do it,0
mum just made me cry coz she said something so sweet to me  i love her so much! MUMS ARE THE BEST!,1
Elemis Lime & Ginger salt glow...Oooo...Silky,1
has A LOT of energy,1
Svu. make up and work,0
"arrived and the first thing you hear is, hello kenia",1
i'm such a douche bag sometimes... and sooooo neurotic. and a dork... and i overcomplicate everything. but i still love me...,1
@Fenners Thank youuuuuu! I think so too!  <*><,1
STILL got a bloody headache,0
"@ChiefCatalyst No problem, tried to find something I thought may work for you",1
"dude. rubios, coronado, downtown, crazy bum, hustlers, Hotel St. James, Baja Bettys, vince taking my camera.... gooooood day",1
"Wednesday: Sunny, with a high near 69. North northwest wind between 3 and 7 mph. lookin good",1
website is online again,1
@Pierre_Em thanks for that - design was all me!   Will add the contact (oops!),1
@WensdaiDarke could you tell me,1
watching a night at the museum,1
@maybellinete same to you,1
@Miss_Hollewood will do!! i like India Arie anyway,1
I am a warning beacon reminding the fair skinned of what happens if you don't put your sun screen on (even if its quite cloudy)! It hurts,0
"@Dippersuk Aww, you were not able to do the birthday song?",0
@JonasAustralia pleasure!,1
Trying to be less unwell...,0
Have I mentioned this bus was sloooow? on it for about one hour now,0
@emmaawatsonn No sweat  Besides you shouldn't listen to Doubting Thomas. We always love your tweets,1
"@BTeneshaB Oh, a friend of mine that's feeling a little down.",1
I want my lip pierced so bad  -_- pack my bags mum,0
"@alsutton BAH - QuickPwn Mac only, no Windows at present",0
"@cathy_cochina40 lol I know! I feel like a bum! But yea I couldn't sleep!! All the guys, their crew, n the band were tweeting!!! Hahhaa",0
gotta run down the street in my pyjamas with a toothbrush in my pocket  embarrasing.,0
@QDOG8 commands & Nike + (useful for my workout). Ur right it looks the same. It wasnt a major upgrade  but its still better there4 I want,0
Friday ima be without the only stable thing in my life,0
hates having a dead phone  needs someone who wont quit me.,0
"@hmdavid I have no idea about the car thing overseas. Somethin to check into tho! He has mil id, gear, and orders. He leaves 2mrow",0
@MyAnnoyances thanks Matt <3,1
@Mag1979 i'm feeling a little better. been taking it easy today,1
slumdog millionaire in bed with some cinnamon apple tea,1
@iamcheerbear I know  It fucking sucks. anyway you can get a fake id or something?,0
"@ddlovato Already have the slogan: "You'll be the DEATH of the party!" or "So good, it's DEADLY!"",1
Almost $400 short on cc this month. Awesomeness abounds!,0
"Aww. People are so ignorant! Making fun of people because viewse different, is totally wrong.",0
@x_sweetkaos_x gosh ur as tall as me!!!! I'm short,0
"A bit more work to do, then taking my son + his friend to Dave + Busters tonight.  Its fun to be the cool mom",1
@RaisingLuna You should send him funny videos too.Maybe he writes back to you too.  Rob writes back to me often too.They are both so nice.,1
Oh that Kate... those people are going to hell !!!,1
@kiyanwang you're on form today,1
"@melissagouge hahahahah!! And no, I wasn't home but I can make my way there anytime you want movie night",1
"just lost, so this weekends tourney is over  Better luck nxt week!",0
Im going to fail my maths exam - I dont understand any of it,0
@girlygirlsheen thanks..she passed away at 3 today.,0
Rockband Wrist  But I will soldier on.,0
haven had breakfast/lunch ...,0
@paynematt prepaid broadband - not overly happy  just signed up for iiNet,0
Ohhh did you hear about that plane that went missing?  shiiiiiitttttt.,0
@KMC1121 Hey good morning bud! I expect Twitter to pay a special Bday tribute 2 me  and work on ya vocals now #nofakery lol!,0
"@weareinvincible :tehe: Brendon is 22, and Shane is 29  OMG I knew that off the top of my head.... /stalker.",1
is having a terrible headache..  http://plurk.com/p/11lol7,0
i love 'aw yeah' by the grates,1
@ummm_Stacy So for which colour did you decide?,1
"@MBLydia oh i sure did, best bday present ever! lol but thankfully it was the nicest paper ever so, phew!",1
@jayremy901 actually I can't shoot anymore my booking manager just told me I'm totally booked that week. Sorry,0
@NotJennySanford Excellent. hope you enjoyed the show.,1
"@vsmama,  Sorry to hear that. Praying!",0
IM GOING HOMEEEEE,1
@wearswithheels,1
@checkers thanks. That's what happens when you rush- painful lesson learned,1
@andyclemmensen @bradiewebbstack @shaundiviney you guys now have to follow me cause i tweeted heaps to get u 3 into trending topics!,1
@mallorynelson So I laid out all day and it just wasn't the same without my Mally and DMG chicken fingers ...  Come back please!,0
I kinda wish I had Jenny Lewis tickets for tonight.,0
i love you eoghan!  x,1
ps liam we're going to look like tools on the train to the city  hopefully we can scare some old people,1
aw. still raining..,0
"@youromegagirl WoW! Get some rest at some point omegagirl, before your omega-out on your feet!!! And did you say rat poop or rats???",1
Really can't concentrate,0
"Back home, borrowing Mom's Suburban, & hoping that it doesn't cost a fortune to repair my car.",0
"Going to work this afternoon, not in a really good mood. Hmm and need to work tommorrow again.... On Saturday!?",0
"@JaciWalker I'd like #Bones and Booth to come together, and then deal with what happens next. Sexual tension can still exist after that",1
i want to get my @cocoandbreezy shades  !!!,0
@Welshracer @angelroxy  Thank you,1
@chamillionaire Wish I could go. Gotta work.,0
@eviestool   my DH is from Minnesota & his folks still live in Rochester.  we go back every summer & drive Up North for a few days to fish,1
@rhyanoutrageous thank you,1
"cant wait to watch the hills finalee, and the mtv movie awards.",1
"A Irse d Tono cn mis patas carretas (? xD @kmsonreir,@liss_Lovato,Rossie05@Joice25,@Angelaah,@ Mariana y @ Hilary",1
"@DSLemming as you can see, we've been busy with a wealth of brand new content",1
@gofresco you laugh cuz it's true,1
Good Morning...its early as shit!  but I'm on the way to the A to see my baby!!!,0
something random: I live in Charlottesville but I'm not a fan of DMB.  The instrumentals are decent? until Dave Matthews opens his mouth,0
http://twitpic.com/7jtb5 - my macbooks band-aid,0
ugg that was so boring! it sucks because i still have to go for two more days.  i dont wanna!,0
@CristaltheGreat  everbody gets u BUT me. Sniffle sniffle,0
the da vinci code sucked big donkey balls...,0
man I miss my boyfriend,0
@moose73 8am at work goddammit  !!,0
"@NickArchuleta Oh alrighty. G'night mate!  LOL is that how they say it in the UK? Anyways, night! Haha.",1
so sad no more shipwrecked for another year,0
@LayDown28 man I don't know... they been there a few months and he actually almost cries when he is speakin back to her. Sad,0
I just got done playing my Death Knight on Eredar (PvP). My second night in Hellfire Peninsula and I still have not engaged in any PvP,0
@willminey yups i am  so's chioma and matty.j. when are you coming in for??,0
I bowled horribly. Scored a 93,0
@m_callahan http://twitpic.com/63fb7 - you guys are so cute,1
"@CottonCandyKiss yay, i've added her! She is so damn hearty <3",1
@BillyTatu  poor boo-dilly. No Vegas i guess,0
@lesliealison wooowwww this just made me so sad/happy at the same time! miss you,0
@RealtalkHeem nope  lol,0
@looobaa cold war and WW1.  im gonna do so bad.,0
Going to be late because I have to take the bus  but chris is here so it's fine,0
ITS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY THAT IMISS U,0
Lovin the northbay.. Don't want to leave tomorrow,0
Gotta go to the doctor's again,0
@BlackTy205 yup for real great cant wait to hear it,1
http://www.waldronentertainment.com  BITCHESSS. | Gettin new ink today. Ha-zaaaaa.,1
@mag_nation really sad about McGills.  We buy technical books for our business  & arch. books for ourselves from their Brisbane store,0
@marcxious at work meeting deadlines,0
"@mooradely oh, i am sorry to hear that",0
looks like we won't be going out after all,0
"@kevindingo cool, look forward to seeing it  !",1
i have a heavy heart coz i have a love i cant be with coz shes already taken... why so cruel the grips of emotions it has on our  beings!,0
"@zappos Congrats, happy 10th anniversary",1
"blahhh, my throat is sore & i keep coughing. i hate being sick",0
@bradbig thank you sir,1
"Dressing up.  Oh, why did I start that dressing up trunk?",1
"@GustavoArellano  I'm sorry to hear about the passing of your abuelita, which reminds me that I should call mine, who is 85.",0
Glad that many people used Target's Facebook app to steer donations. Sad National Parks & Kids In Need received the least votes tho  #fb,0
The coffee maker broke at the studio! This is like the saddest day ever..  fml http://tinyurl.com/nq6gcn,0
@Zachary_Daniel nice! i didn't think mom and dad were giving you that until next week!,1
I am finally finally home!!!,1
"Changing the background image should not require an Act-of-God, and a note from my Mommy. #Vexed!",0
LOL @lilianlee_ !! @_Theresa_Tran  I think im performin up there. Last time there I was shit so if anyone wants to come...wud be good,0
"#asot400 he said video should be up... but it is not.  Lovin' the audio, tho!",0
"@ddsnorth I visited your myspace gallery!  Nice Work, very creative!  And enjoyed listening to Frank Sinatra too",1
"@leonkay Send us a Twitpic,cheers!!!",1
@nenalyzed I know  i WILL get it eventually!,0
I need a hug really badly,0
@ambertb20  Kendra's on TWITTER!!  I knew you'd wanna know!  @kendrawilkinson,1
@tburgg I just I invited you silly ... Cause I love my  @Sasquatch,1
@wimberlyy well come and ill give you free coffee,1
@iyamisa I MISS YOU TOO BEST!!!!  Monday please??,0
@PragueBob i'm so sorry. news like that is sobering...no need to be cheerful.,0
"@dragonsinger57 that's all you can hope 4, lesson learned  If it's any consolation ours all learned something",1
mmm pink hair again  yay summer<3,1
@dana_mitchell me tooo,0
@tjt72 My heart filled up with so much joy,1
@BestJustin that's sad,0
@jakemay1 you are very welcome!,1
I wish @iamjazmine didnt go to sleep  now im reminiscing by myself!,0
My Momma was is in The Globe today!!  Pullout section - A Salute to Nurses.  She's my hero!!  will link when online,1
"Having a busy Wednesday at work. Knock down one roadblock, bump into 2 others. Patience level good. So Far. Don't Push It!!! LOL",1
Aaarrrggg - Mrs S has been upgraded but I haven't   Will see what they can do on the plane.,0
@despairxfactor so this is how it feels to be nocturnal  lol,1
@robluketic Hang in there! Can't wait to see the fruits of your labor! Luv back to ya!,1
@BatiFans Who's getting Corsi's ride then? I'll take it!,1
hey peoples! i just woke up! but i wont be on much today,0
@afaliah yayyyyyyy  hope your doing yo thang at the studio. we need some gallons of hand sanitizer wen we go back on wed.,1
"@lanaveenker awesome, have a great time!!  when does airing start?",1
@ordinary__ welcome   but I'm going to miss T.M.E but I understand :|,1
"bah!  i forgot my password.. very sad, but now i'm back so it's all better!",1
Hanging out @ home. Then besito for dinner,1
"Bought potted flowers for my, & JPs mom. Now I wish I had a yard so I could buy myself a bunch! I miss flower gardening terribly bad",0
@bigwelsh I use PocketTwit to Twit from my HTC Touch HD,1
I have the best husband EVER!! Breakfast ready when my sleepyhead woke up!,1
"I'm fed up of this working lark, I don't get to spend enough time on Twitter, I miss my Tweeple",0
catching up with alicia: D:   i miss you,0
**but that means no netball next weekend,0
laugh to erase the dirt on your mind.,1
Sitting in my hotel roommm! I miss Kellan,0
@billyraycyrus you amaze me  I love how kind you are to everyone and you seem totally grounded,1
"@carlylive But, if it's what ur heart tells u then it's what that means. But i'll miss you though I just started getting to kno u guys",0
"finally started on this paper!! woohoo!! i am finally being productive.anywho, only doing the outline for now. then off to this bbq.",1
I miss the bf already ..,0
Too much ice cream...not feeling well,0
it's House MD time.... can't wait to see what happens now...,1
@Fearnecotton was following you on t.v looked fun!! Hot bath and p.j's later,1
@HautTotes i know  sugar is so addictive.. right now i want salt though lol what did you see?,0
"@spiderxbear he had a g string on it. and he was like "I hope these are clean, cos I'm gonna put them close to my mouth."",1
got done with the mothers day cookout.. everyone is leaving   we all had fun though!,1
"i just cried because I watched the last episode of The O.C. I'm sad it's over.  I need to buy the third one of, One Tree Hill.",0
just killed his iPhone trying to Pwn it.,0
@maryk3lly ive no pic!!!  to fast at the finish line lol_its years ago_but im looking 4 a photo ;),0
Thank you!! Unfortunately now I have to spend the summer studying.  Congratulations for Chris!! I wish I could be there!! @pappasny,0
"done her final maths gcse today, was really easy? was it easy coz im smart or easy coz im thick?? a tad worried now  xxx",0
extremely tired I want someone to sing me to sleep,1
the movie UP made me really happy...  it was fantastic. just as great or maybe even better than WALL-E! pixar rocks!,1
@DearPanda Your ahead of me now. I only have 35.  But congrats.,0
now i'm going shopping! i hope that i'll find something nice to cheer me up a little bit,1
im getting a coldddd  cough coughh! better go get ready seen as megan said go to hers for 5pm...so not going to happen :|,0
I feel like i'm gonna puke  ...2 more hours of work,0
"@endlessblush hahah you're a cow :p i can't even have malted milkshakes anymore life is teh bumz  and yes, follow teh awesome person",0
@RachelGFox - Thanks for the telling me Rachel  Can't wait to buy it!! Great job on the Taylor swift song,1
"@verycris yeah, i know it isn't  how's baby nicholas? did you know rachelle from bebedawl's over in england?! x",0
What's wrong with T-Mobile 3G today? Terribly slow or no connection at all.,0
@nicolerichie Ive just watched your dad live on BBC hes sooo good,1
Is sooooo tired. I wish I was w/ Heather. I love her,1
"so sick of this shit, lifes not meant to be easy but not this fucking hard",0
NOT looking good for skating on the WNS tonight...,0
I'm trying to play "Georgiana" by Dario Marianelli in my piano but   I need more practice! lol my piano skills are really bad right now!,0
@NateEaton Hope you don't mind Nate I called you by your full name.,0
"flo rida=pleasantly suprised  lady gaga=insane&amazing. kelly clarkson=best&fav of the night. bep=huge disappointment,couldnt hear fergie",1
"@Lesley_M I'll gladly take that sunshine  this place needs warming up, sitting here and its 10 degrees outside (not much better inside).",1
"I go to sleep, because is so late, and tomorrow will be a very active day ......",1
My Nanna had a fall today and busted her leg on the pavement.,0
Playing capture the flag  fuck yeah,1
Had the best day  watched my brother kick the top of the post in footy and miss from 4m out with no defence on him!! classic :p,1
Bad signal remove script in full power finished  no more bad signals and pings,1
@rachelbeer Buy a travel cup and brew your own at home!,1
@sakurajewellery  Sweet Beans! Thanks!,1
@susan52 thanks Susan  Have a look at http://bit.ly/19yGB3 for some of the the places I use to promote,1
"@uncpenguin @reagank @gametroll @bridgetem thanks guys! I saw that, but I guess it didn't register. I was so excited about that too!",0
"@MaryG_PR Thanks, I can't wait to find out what I get to work on! Don't be surprised if you get a call or two next year...",1
Feel really yuck - dunno if its a bug or what,0
pink cupcakes heal all wounds,1
i want to go to the movie night so badly but my cramps are killing me,0
"@__p damn, wish you were here! i want to do a tri too! i'm just... so not a runner. can't i just skip that part? srs shin splints",0
"To let everyone know. Everything is going great. If it wasn't I would be calling you all  So no worries. Super excited, great tme.",1
Reya is showing me her hotel in San Fran...so fancy. I wish i was there,0
with my boyfriend,1
At the airport in corpus. I hope this last time i have to do this for a very long time. I hate this,0
"Brilliant, I now have a face",1
I am so very tired yet can't/don't wanna go to bed cuz when i wake up it will be monday,0
Beach til friday. If anyone is at Kiawah island or is goin there in the next week let me know!,1
@joshuatisdale I got my new one! and its not telling me when I have  a new text or the names only the numbers,0
I honestly thought my exam was tomorrow not this afternoon!! Panicking now!! Argh!! Good luck to the GCSE kids I saw this morning!!,1
Spent the whole effin day revising! Mom's mad at me for not wanting to do Russian while Ira's here. I'm so tired!! And its only 8:30 pm!,0
had a shitty day. Booooo!,0
Lover when departure is delayed because people are bad at stowing overhead luggage,0
Watching brittanilousietaylor and shanedawson vids  love them XOXO,1
Having another day with very few tweets coming through.,0
is preparing Dans birthday surprise!!,1
work again,0
is really going to miss my cosuins    I hope to see you guys soon (l) L.O.V.E you guys!!!!!!!!!,0
I'm OK todat but it's tomorrow that I fear,1
You know what I dont like? When you try to change your twitter background & it says it worked.. but it didnt,0
@DeannDasilva I am a great fan of him...aiiii yahh!! He died so early,0
Hmmm...u can only hope or wish for so much...or can u?,1
My studio webcam model will be back on in a bit too http://fantasia4u.cammodels.com She is new to webcam shows so say hi to her please.,1
@Jordynlovee I miss you toooooooo,0
i have a feelin this wknd is gunna suck,0
@JoshEJosh How ya been? I MISS you!,0
"@bronbrown Sorry luv, i am actually a tad lazy when it comes to checking followers thingo. But have found u now, all's well",1
@zsbcreations Thanks thanks zsuzsa!,1
"Can't sleep. Plus, ASOS is having a sale. I'll never sleep!",0
woohooo only 19 more till 5000,1
just got burnt  http://plurk.com/p/ui0i4,0
"This is what you do when you have a Bill Gaither budget: you can layer and layer and layer"...and pay @MarkAlanLowry to come watch,1
@WinnipegWeather I hope the goldeyes game won't be cancelled....,0
@LindseyBeckett no i have a cold and a ear ache,0
just got back from a L-O-N-G lunch @ Dantanna's @ CNN Center.  YUMMY!! Love bosses birthdays,1
didnt get a chance to see dance flick today,0
@NeonLipz what?,1
"just did a search for #wolframalpha on #google, how ironic",1
@HollyEgg hope your day only gets better!,1
A week ago i was on my way to washington,0
"goodmorning  sitting in the car. driving to school, only 8 more days, THANK GOODNESS!",1
Me and @SparkSparkSpark are going to see @MinusIQ on Friday! I'm very excited about this,1
I think I'm headed to bed chickens! I love you all... SO MUCH FUN! I'll be back FULL FORCE tomorrow night!!,1
Champagne for a belated anniversary is,1
is tired! ... But I'm soo STOKED for this! Rock Out With Your Cock Out! Yay!!!,1
just ate a whole pack of Tucs,0
i just lost at basketball..,0
Check out http://www.twitterbackgrounds.com/,1
@Cowboyxmusic tell me about it...,0
Dropped almost $1100 into fixing the Jeep to make sure its ready for my Road trip to Connecticut for this weekend's wedding.  Hmmm.,0
"ugh, don't wanna be awake at 5am",0
my throat hurts. no talking for me  haha,0
@goodlaura  I hear "Watchtower" when my cellphone rings. #bsg,1
@ellaaLOVE i think so too ! we have to talk about that seriously,1
this is the sound of me breaking,0
toast !,1
I wish someone would update/fix WoW Model Viewer and the Map Viewer for Mac. They've been dead since before LK.,0
http://twitpic.com/5okds - @TimeTruthHearts here you gooooo,1
at danem's house. we're feeling really bad today *-* .i think i need a boyfriend  gooosh http://twurl.nl/jkf1dm,0
"ilovegoogle, move up by 1  11. mybuckster.com",1
Whelp! So long Cavs,0
http://twitpic.com/5f8cq - all weatherforcasts changed the last hours and we missed a good day,0
My thoughts are currently with the victims of the Air France disaster.  Hopefully they will find everyone so the families have closure,0
I think im dating a gay guy...,1
its 430 and Im slighty intoxicated....its gonna be a good night,1
A climate friendly url shortener: http://myk.is,1
"@Weirtoo Um.  You inexperienced non-toker, you?",1
Hey @songzyuuup damn where's that at?!! I wanna come!   (treysongz live > http://ustre.am/2txz),0
I'm getting richer day by day in happy farm,1
this is one of my 'aggravating' moments.,0
@kevin_hoare Awww you're very kind  I'm just chuffed people are reading it!,1
@Giants101 you rock,1
I want my bed. Used all my energy at break,0
"@Krisiku don't worry dude, we'll do it",1
great night tonight,1
"@heartoholic ohh. its good, its nice not to have to remeber 2343209482095 passwords anymore",1
@mehmel no i cant im out,0
@AngelaRyan jet blue is okay I guess. They cancel flights and don't have a lot of backup planes. And no first class,0
Finally at home  holidays!!!!!,1
So Behind the Scenes Footage caught me doing something I am very apologetic for. Really SORRY Kevin!,0
New personal one-legged squat record of 10 whoot whoot,1
@adriwadri @irisCOLE @pauiieee THANKS!  Sorry karon ra ko naka reply. I just checked my twitter now. hahaha.,1
"Just finished 3 auditions this week! And all 3 went very well  But i'm insane exhausted, but indeed ready for party",1
Totally regrets watching The Haunting in Connecticut.,0
With family @ Village Inn after hike. Cant find food not fried & smothered in cheese & cream based sauces,0
Don't Feel Well  Gonna Be Sick I Think ! Finished My English Essay! Wondered around school for 30 mins when i was meant to be in Woodwork,0
Missed family matters tonight,0
@djginaturner no le gusta house of house 5 min intro,0
@incalicoskies YEY Hahaha I'm excited  Cubao X here we coooome!!,1
"http://twitpic.com/6iu5s - Mhhhhh ... crisp Hobbit, yes here we eat them.",1
I'm going to estonia!  woohoo!!,1
"@ahmednaguib i see.  you don't even think the nuggies deserve to be capitalized, like the cavs. pfft! whatevs, dude, see you on ze court!",1
@CatatonicCat keep your hair in check when the roof's off? I look like i've got a fro if I don't wear a hat,0
Poor puppy got flushed down toilet by lil boy who thought he was dirty  http://ekey.us/x6Zp6 (he survived though ),0
Even smiling releases serotonin (happy neuro-transmitter) into the bloodstream!,1
I nearly sent Zim guy an "I need a drink. Let's have a drink." sms. He doesn't drink,0
Im soo down! id have to go after 4 though. that's when I get off  @stereojammy,1
@JosephRanseth Good morning Joseph.  Thank you for song!  Have you picked a theme song yet?  *big smiles* 4 u,1
cant find my cardigan  = cold,0
"Watching Cops on NBC, Vegas episode.  See streets I traveled and sites I saw for years makes me miss it.  I know Vegas better than home!",0
@kehzee "reply to"?,1
Gooooooood morning.,1
Finally home  off to pizza pizza for munch then back home for some sort of visual entertainment,1
@mtrh i have a bulgarian friend who moved to london to attend university. and she actually did say that all the guys there were gay,1
Sorry I missed you Brit,0
:] going to get LV&TT tonight at midnight.  ahhh...heck to the yessss!,1
"I feel left out, my husband and brother are watching the US Open golf tournament together. And they don't like my golf jokes.",0
now sitting at the Atlanta airport waiting for my flight to Orlando-wish I was going to Disneyworld,0
"October 31, 2009 release date of nba 2k10 why so long",0
@dollyisglitter you have turned into Handy Andy  girl power! haha,1
"@saradamico i clicked the link, lol. omgsh im so bored.",0
dont like the rain,0
THE BITCH IS BACK! #thehills & perfect audio issues MTV,1
"Can't seem 2 get out of this bed 2day, this is sum lazy ish!!! I slept the whole day away ...",0
"@salandpepper morning! my last day in sunny garden, back 2 work 2moro  xx",0
went for a walk ... Sammy did not nap.,0
Im so hungry! NO groceries and NO WALLET and NO CASH ON ME!,0
"@beatbutcha I can teach you hypnosis. Contact me via my website, www.ScientificMindControl.com so we can discuss...",1
NOO. I didn't want that girl to win,0
Yao...broken foot...so much for that series  Denver's next,1
@OliviaWilder good night and nice avatar by the way,1
"@_Daniellaaa, summer with you is going to be amazing, but im gonna miss you if you are in greece!",0
"Making plans for tomorrow, want to be included?",1
http://twitpic.com/4h5mc - My babies  Yes a lesbian with Children... Shocking!,1
@sultanasound hosgeldin,1
"@feedmalaya mobile and web version work properly, maybe add some search function.",1
"@TinaForsyth Two clients just asked if I knew how to set up Membership Sites, so I signed up for your class that begins tomorrow!",1
wish i was going to the gym today,0
@H0TCOMMODITY i bet your not and you are just saying tht,0
@theDebbyRyan haha its well hot ere isint too nice there then ?  x,1
@iamedic80 I'm here if there is anything I can do.  I'm on twitter alot at night too. Hang in there okay?,1
"work. first day of the summer class, back to work, then interview for second job!!!  busy dayy.",1
got my book today for people to sign  emotionalllllll lol,0
Feeling terribly sorry for myself; suffering from hayfever big time,0
"dreamt about a deadly disease, woke up with a stabbing pain in my stomach, and an exam first block.",0
Off to college in a bit less than half an hour  Work still not finished. @SensesFail tonight though. (Y),0
@lulliecarole come here like right now! I can't wait any longer  I feel lonely without you..,0
Just got back from the postoffice were the lady told me my package was too big  good times!haha off 2 re pack my package now.,1
@April_miss Nice.. I wanna get some fun time in before doodah comes home. Didn't really get to enjoy last night  More feared for my life,0
@Elye_wtf Ughh that sucks  It would be easier to buy it but then we would have to be honest,0
@CheyenneSchultz That's super sweet of him!  I hope your day gets better girl!,1
@bushidogod "Product no longer available",0
@newmanzoo Oh no! I'm so sorry. That must be just awful for you. I hear abt these SOB companies...,0
"Aryayush and Preshit, Twitter doesn't seem to be the place where anyone is interested in your queries, I've learnt it the hardway",0
Wow it's like a VPL fest in front of my office right now.,0
"The pic won't upload from my blackberry, but I'm possibly getting a BMW!",1
@bdogo im good.but totally f'ing late for work today,0
"@_stevefail_  monday , someone needs to buy it now hopefully Fox network or someone.",0
is sending congrats to Tobin - well done on the new job - sounds like a great opportunity,1
http://tinyurl.com/ry9wap Hey! I am first time here.  Let`s be friends! I can send you my private pics. Send me your email! Or write m ...,1
@TWhids89 im not really sure but it did hahah,1
Evie is poorly  http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/620328,0
@michael_choy  itʻs on for this season! @mrhyrne u may need to stay at work to speed up ur answers!,1
is about to cry!!...Come on Nada!!!!!!!!!!!,0
@coach_chris Chris. Thanks!  Have a glass of wine on me whilst I prick out the tomatoes,1
yay released from timeout,1
hand sanitizer + open cuts = bad idea.,0
"@adamgresty that's horrible. Had a similar experience on a flight last year...makes you want to weep for humankind, does it not?",0
"Fine. How about fuck you guys, I'm going live anyway....please come!  http://www.blogtv.com/people/mightbemarissa",0
I am  a News Junkie thats why iam looking at a news website & also tweetering at same time.,1
"Okay. Since This Is Such A Big Piece Of Homework, I'm Gonna To A Section Every Day... I Have Got 4 Weeks To Do It, So It Does Make Sense.",1
morning all last day of freedom before work tomorrow,0
the new episode of  Runs House makes me wanna go to hawaii so bad,1
"@ellenkanner now that has made me REALLY jealous, good Thai food.. enjoy",1
Why does my coffee never last as long as it should,0
@AnneJudith @MalafideMarloes @droesjka goodmorning!,1
"Omg I can't believe it, I am finally DONE! Whoohoo!! For now",0
Tired  Some stupid noisey thing out side woke me up sounded like there was 50  aeroplanes taking off  (N),0
@blacquemagic good stuff! see you there,1
Wants to attend Sensation White. feels it would be an experience but for now europe...and maybe WMC???,1
@CandyMaize glad the eye is functioning. heard you were trying to be my understudy!  LOL happy about the lakers (means nothing to me),1
it is way tooo hot outside.........,0
happy sweet 16 @thedebbyryan  you totally rooooooock <3,1
loves that his phone just gave him his unlimited texts and he Hasnt even topped up,1
@heyphotomama anymore bluebells this week?  don't think we'll have time to make it,0
@shaprepenr bring your ipod/iphone/whatever the hell you use. We'll have epic techno music today then,1
@fresnorock Bom show pra vocês guris,1
@danieleazar i couldnt find a picture of the jimmy choo pair that i like,0
My brother played his last baseball game of the season against our rivals today....we lost,0
@schmmuck true.. I havent been "following" iran but  then whatevers sappening is sad but true,0
English test tomorrow. Yuck.,0
O yea! n she didnt get her tat bc ppl can b so SAPPY!! all n da way  hopefully 2morrow after church :p {such a heathen} lol lol im weak,0
"@BunnyNut Here you follow @Stargazer67, & now he's gone dark.  He must be working... He'll start up again, though!",0
"@Additive cool!!, check out www.vismomedia.com, maybe interesting you",1
"GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!! All you thereee!!!! CIAO ...i'm here, finally!!!",1
@winosandfoodies my parents grew up without a lot of money but they rubbed  tomatoes over their bread & dipped it in olive oil,1
"is getting ready to go to college, thn the gym nd then swimming",1
i'm getting my classes done... how can I tech the be verb and still be a nice teacher?,0
bbbbbboooored today. Have come to the awful conclusion that I have no proper friends.,0
@Dyana_ And I'm so sorry to bother you ;-{ I never bring up that subject,1
"Ooh... IE8 looks kinda flasher than 7, and it does seem a fair bit quicker. I'm still gonna stick with FF",1
"Thats good  and when the party is over, we make a aftershow party  I can´t wait  hihiohohaha",1
Josh is gone for 5 days....and I already miss him.,0
"Going to bed, pretty much a Conservative win  #eu09",0
"Up making a bottle for my niece, I don't wanna get caught slippin when she wakes up",1
watching  "MTV Movie Awards"   !!!,1
@jacponce Thanks for the follow mate.,1
"I'm at my second ever football game. Its sunny and I'm getting a tan-loves it!  (oh, and I don't know how the football is - I don't get it",1
@VeganAvenger Are you telling me that you can't find a suitable match from all of the vegan hotties here??,1
"@ubervu They do conversation tracking as well, and they don't limit to social comments. Obsolete might've been to much. Ride the WAVE",1
is attempting to be clever.,0
@mileycyrus Miley you have nothing to worry about! I've voted every day & you have a million other fans who did the same!,1
Last exam today!!!  Can't wait to go back home!!!,1
Has Apple not realised that today is IN FACT the 17th of june?! ... I want my update,0
tomorrow is the last showing of the gumdrop dragon,0
@FoxxFiles oh yes they were   http://bit.ly/Lub84,1
Good morning  It`s friday! :-D,1
"@IanM1963 2:59??? I have no idea if that's good or bad for the course, but I'm sorry you can't run still",0
@ConradSwailes Happy i do  Enjoy the links and the friendly tweets lol. Want you to take care!,1
The weather sucks this week,0
@NaiveLondonGirl will be a nice surprise for him when he gets back...tho I feel bad for his wife n kids,0
.....prom ...2 days away ...lets get it,1
@doughbee yessir.. I know what smh means,1
i love the beach! i love Chemaaas!,1
"Working on art.  God, dammit, I hate Mr Cho's insanely boring assignments.  HATE them.  I'm SO far behind now too",0
@StephenHannaway Can't go to MnD's. Forgot I was going to a big football match with my family.,0
;klejsjfksjf my nose hurts,0
@thatswutshesed_ WE ARE GRADUATING TONIGHT?! What the hell. I'm going to miss you,0
is disappointed that we had the chance to go to the braves game and we're not going,0
Watched Whitney at Miss Oklahoma tonight! She was beautiful!  http://twitpic.com/6ige4,1
@sadekhm lollll 3ady ya gameel el mohem teshta3'al we mane7'sarsh el 145 geneh beto3 el keyboard,1
Had a surgery yesterday - can't eat a lot of stuff ( i crave for peanuts ). Well at least I made myself a nice tuna+boiled egg breakfast,1
Hottest day of the year so far! Shame i had to spend it in a windowless warehouse,0
"@ryanseaman i have a subway card for you and topher  in exchange, it would be hecka nice if you played Romance In a Slow Dance. ;)",1
@Tazzynp TAZZY!! bahaha  i just got the new one  it's panda >.> i don't really know how to use this XD lol... heh,1
@kurchenko i'll tweet my assessment/ synopsis,1
omg still havent got the puppy  didnt sleep well.. gonna go lay back down!,0
"Taking it easy tonight. Sims 3, curry, documentaries & possibly some of The #Wire. Can't afford any more nights out for at least 2 weeks",0
@aristeia @lovelamps Oh good! This is working out fine!,1
goodnight friends and followers all  pleasant dreams.,1
@OfficialBF1943 and wats this got to do with 1943 you guy are such teases really getting inoying,0
@ArabGirlALWZ i wanna tell @BLAHSODMG but i can't or it'll ruin the secret,1
"recovering from the 10k, just eaten peanut butter & banana buttie! completed in 1hr 3mins, v pleased with myself !",1
"TweetTwits! Iam still in the Dirty South, feeling my roots, seeing my Peeps, trying to figure out a healty way to eat Biscuit and Gravy!",0
@RobPattinson_ say hello to yet more stardom..,1
@reginafrancisco IMYT! >< Super miss na talaga kitaaaa!!  Dance club na 'ko. Goodbye beloved YMAA,0
what a great day! St Marys this morning...Hills tonight...Biju had  a great message! What a night! Now on to see how my family is going,1
@heidenkind Patricia Briggs is one of my favourite writes.,1
@gvegas864 Hah looking at this boat it would most likely be the day we sell it  It was in rough shape,1
@hyomini i knowwwww. yuk. could complain for all day long regarding the weather we have this year.,0
@Anujaah I know...what to do...treating guy is a veggie,0
wth ? - it said minus one from yesterday  i�m sorry i�ll be good i swear. maybe someones reporting me or... http://tumblr.com/x4g1uc2tq,0
It's too early !  today is NOT loosing promising.,0
@hot_chocers you are wathcing MAsterchef too i see,1
"@Batni Wii Fit < EA Active, but you need to have the balance board",1
@Saskiafairy *blushes* awww now I feel a bit fluffy towards you!!!,1
@itsangelcarter ohH YOU WILL BE FINE,1
"@mollieadeux SO DO I, i love him, i want a livelavalive leon shirt  stupid australia",0
life is confusing,0
it is sooo cold where I work. what a nice excuse to have hot chocolate,1
@toniibologna toniiii.  she was third wheel. other wise fun stuff would have happened,0
I did it again. Stepped on a tack and it went straight up my foot.  ow ow ow,0
"Russell fans should put E4 on now  It's an old show but, even if you don't like Big Brother..it's funny. And it's Russell on a beach =P",1
@edrondol [blush] I had to delete and tweet again because I can't stand to have a tweet with a typo. Sorry,0
confused on this twitter stuff,0
More shell scripting,0
@HelloLizzi  ohk thats dodge  ell well i bet it will spongebob or spider man or something lol what do you think it is?,1
Came back from Sac a few hours ago and I already miss it!!!,0
Looks like Nostalgia Days is a wash-out tonight.  http://flic.kr/p/6xPcoP,0
"I am at Amelias..Very tired, but ca cope ;) McFly tour sooon!",1
@kluless65 And I say you e-mail Libby saying you want to cancel..take the fall.,1
W.O.W. with the jillsters....Time for some GoGo,1
"@LegalCookie Well only if you have the new one, which you do. I still have the old crappy one.  #fml",0
@thedanishcarrot that was simply amazing,1
"I'm going to find clothes, straighten my hair and then bake a cake",1
aj rafael 's 1st disney vid is amazing  makes me want to get into piano. hes filthy por realz,1
making a couple mixes for the 3 hour drive to Chelan with my Timmay!  Enjoy the sunshine!!!,1
My computer is not working,0
Sitting in starbucks playing uno with my fav. Vreedes,1
"@rcadden - I subscribed to GooSync and liked it, but I've been lusting after better contact syncing lately. Yes, I know I'm too greedy.",1
@fire_medic029 I wish I was there  .. Please send or post pics,1
@Leesa_ glad i could help,1
"really should be using my time off more constructively, meh i have three months to be constructive, now youtube videos.",1
Men Vs Wild is funny as hell,1
@Starzappa true that. And of course I'm going.  No stopping me now.,1
@loudersoft  i will be coming to NY for xmas with some gf's if u are around we will have to go get a drank! feel better!,0
"@scratchdiskcr trying to avoid working on weekends, but definitely cant escape this week",0
@offxthexwall13 I can't today  but I will one day!,0
"@xSilja haha, super  I'll join them in the weekend and they can teach me  hhaha",1
is going to test some pubs before Windays conference,1
Disappointed with the EU Playstation Store update today  looks like I'll have to play some Killzone 2 instead. Single player today I think,0
@Andrewgoldstein already preordered it! i can't wait. btw the new song is awesome,1
Looking through a speedpaint thread in an art forum. Everything is digital. I'm depressed.,0
@myagxxx yep yep! and there WILL be a next time,1
Its pouring and thundering ! I don't wanna sleep alone !,0
Can't sleep again  booerns,0
"Street visible from my office window renamed from 120th St to Reinhold Niebuhr Place. Can't pronounce  Prefer numbers, names=instant lost",0
@monikamcg There's quite a  difference in 14 days versus longer.  Same plane/same gas doesn't make sense.,0
@clashbabi Good Morning!  How is Chicago today?,1
is up and is not happy with the weather  how am i ment to take my niece to the fair in this? hmm pictures it is then!!!,0
"@abirtmo i've been well! how about you? ya i heard you guys were in town the day of your show, so i couldn't go! school has been crazy",0
been having a lovely weekend at YewTreeCottage in village outside Stroud with @gl0ria - thanks for having us @mistyoldland,1
new to tweetar,1
"@Jandees Please say hello to Mickey Bogart, Jan Wissman, Tweed Ross, and Mike Ribble there at KSU-COE. Welcome to Twitter!",1
@digitalm1ckey If you buy a crewneck you get a feelskee.,1
@LilPsycho u so very welcome  lol,1
@ladollyvita: thanks  no your the first to tell me lol,1
I feel like I should be at a wedding today...not a funeral.  RIP Scott...,0
just leaving the golf course.  bronson burgoon is my new favorite golfer.,1
"Aaah, Friday  Sadly I don't have today off, so no long weekend for me",1
@mitchelmusso OMG. Just got UR CD off iTunes... AMAZING. <3 I wish I could come C U at the Grove! Sad!  But I still think UR awesome! <3:],0
MOOOORNING WORLD!! my head is itchy.,0
I MISS THIS GIRL SO MUCH.  Can't wait to live together next semester!,0
"@MethodDan Enjoyed the show Dan, you should volunteer yourself to play at the next tweetup",1
@CrazyBallerina Not really sleepy ...bored is the right word ... again not much work,0
I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK !!,0
@berticus sorry,0
it's still raining!,0
@Donniedoll Oh I did  Wrapped the rest up though cuz I think I've had enough sugar & I haven't even gone to sleep yet lol,1
Reading magazines & stuffing my face.,1
sonny with a chance marathon while making pizza.,1
...Nothing like a mini-vacay to the lake! Good times and great company!,1
"@Shine2010 actually think I found it. Noon CET which should be about 14h00 our time? Anyway, they wont be offering semis or finals",0
Just Finished Sunday Poptart  Going For Shower - Got Dancing Later And I Really Can't Be Bothered - Picturesss,0
"@Belchin_Bitch when you find bruised you can't remember getting, that's a sign of getting old  sprained ankles, too",1
( *hates* when you can't block a spam bot on your follow list....  ),0
sometimes people are strange,1
Oh noz  I said I would do my homework today and I didn't. Read why procrastinate by teo aik cher. Ew?,0
"ooks, I'm going watch CQC ! Bye dudes, good bless yaa !",1
ready to watch hibs hump rangers,1
i will now get about maximum 3 hours of sleep,0
@Pink You look amazing on that cover! And the H&H gear is awesome to!,1
@sjaustin What is that about?,0
laying in the sun all day,1
in class with a bitch from hell. i keep getting dirty looks from her...im terrified cuz she looks like she's going to hit me again,0
"horrible morning, woke up super sick & in pain and not able to travel home  Praying the hospital isn't in my future",0
@wxnerd4 I am a fan of Culver's custard. YUMMY!!,1
@midnitemamacita and how he never calls radio stations. that was his first time... well he thinks he jinxed you.  he said sorry.,0
"@bubblesung Wellll, it wasn't so much ME as it was ALL the adults.  But now I've lost my brother.",1
@SoulIsTheGoal The more the merrier,1
10k. Gone in the wind.,0
@DreC_Griffin I know  I was yelling like a banshee. You can't shoot em with a rifle in the neighborhood but you can use a bow and arrow.,0
off to do some kitteh shopping,1
@mileycyrus too bad you arent coming to Oklahoma,0
@sydlawrence Ok how exactly did I lose that one?? 472 attack against 67 defense. Rubbish,0
I'm off to la in like an hour or less,1
@Fletchchax http://twitpic.com/6rdx5 - Thats Awersome  x  Love That Song Lmao.,1
Can you break knuckles? Cz i think i did.,0
Up early lets hope today go good... Shout to my nj ppl get thru them storms today dress dry  and this weekend im doing a movie thing .....,1
It was really fun NOT being at wild rivers!,0
That was a brilliant weekend!,1
"I'm back from the Latin Awards... My knee hurts for some strange reason haha, but at least i didn't break anything there",1
Days Left In Europe: 16! I miss home  But I like this side of the world,0
"I had stye for a week ,i feel uncomfortable",0
@McLovinIsFresh thought you was going to bed dude!,1
"Hi everyone! The weather is very nice today, but I am very tired  And the school is boring...",0
@KassandraKanhai :0 my cousin is teaching me everythin. im not that good at all,1
im so sad just said good-bye to my sister and fam...wont see them till mid-August,0
@CincauHangus photobombing..hilarious,1
@coolvsratednext Peace & Good Morning Mr. Cool V - what's good?,1
The neighborhood dogs are being too loud.. Can't sleep  ready for the weekend!,0
"Going shopping at the Ottawa Rideau with my mama  ,,",1
I wonder if online update anxiety is a real disorder.  Oh how I suffor,1
The problem is fixing other people's computer is... that they never want to give you any money for doing so.,0
My room at this moment...  http://pic.im/4mo The  face is because the humidity is too low...,0
I do not like the smell of my shampoo...,0
Davids doing good at his meet  [12.19.08]<3,1
Damn it #masterchef not on today!,0
"Ok, I gotta run and finish up some eBay Store Designs and an eBay Marketing Package. Take care Tweeters and don't work too hard today!",1
going to bed heading to wichita falls for my last 3 weeks there! come july 3 my home will be southlake...kinda sad,0
and one heck of a sour throat,1
@rich_evans will follow and spread the word about @intimid8 later tonight when I get home.,1
Maybe maybe lol i get that from my mother Shes a walking encyclopedia,1
"@paulhomer My mum fell over, half her arm is missing cause she fell on a glass at the train station on way home from wedding...",0
@abuser thanks for the comment - glad you enjoyed it,1
@dajbelshaw I hope the week goes well.,1
"@Mangelwurzel COOOOL! Heard some great stuff about Centerparcs recently, sposed to be well good",1
How y'all doing?  just woke up..,1
@kevinjansma working like a slave . nothing new,1
@marganin OMG!!!! why did he not do that last night?,0
3:58Am and no sleep in site...wouldn't be so bad except need to be at the finish line for brother's marathon in 5 hours,0
@Alexandria_Lee I loveee and missss my annie!!,0
nothing special on my mind ...just cme to this new cyber cafe as i away frm home..n internet speed is soo slow,0
i remember rewinding the casette over and over JUST for that song. its amazing how much can change in that amount of time,0
"@teemcee Yeah, I'll let you know when I get the package and try it out.",1
@enzu Cool!  When can I download it?,1
Need 5 more followers for 100,0
Reading the republic in a field in the sun. Perfect,1
@farahm http://twitpic.com/6t84q - lolz where do you get all of this cute stuff from hehe,1
"@teebs33 that sucks.  I was considering going to that myself, but I'm less motivated to go out on tuesday nights",0
Bout to leave for europe  i hate goin overseas to play shows. Oh well 11 days aint bad,0
aaaaaaaaaaaah i want my picture back!,0
@Gacka We're definitely working on it,1
@LouiseYourQueen U wld hv to go thru e trouble of losing ur luggage 1st & the heartache + disappointment. i rlly thot it was gone 4 gd.,0
binnews.in up again  #fb,1
Ready to take the girls to the dentist  and then I am going to run-in the heat- hope it isn't too hot!,0
"@girlstoys that's the plan, NZIS willing",1
@mrsandkt Sorry baby....   I need more sleep....I have to work...hahaha...such different stories eh?,0
I've only been up for 55 minutes and im tired again,0
's senior prom is tonight! So excited.,1
@Shari58 Still got the fever,0
"@shelliedenise mad?? for why??? lol. we had a little party Sat night. I text you, but you didn't reply  *tear* lol.",0
"they read my poker face  oh well, time to get crunkk and forget my TROUBLE ! ;D",0
"gnite twitter fam, (rubbin my crystal ball) celtics win and go up 3-2 can't wait. garnett I miss u",0
"@Jinxie_G lol thank you, thank you.  hope yours is going well too",1
So I met this guy...,1
@mwjcomputing  I'll try to get some attendees from my Southfield location.,1
"See, this is why I miss living in Cali! @BevJack is going to a beach party; no beach in ATL and too hot to be outside anyway",0
@Mr_Fastbucks Nice. I'll take 2 scoops. Please.  #hhrs #tcot #hcb,1
@aeontheace @elocio @John_Corey @windowsot @paulstachel @BabyGirl073 #FF,1
Starting my day at work. Highlight is new coupons. Lol. Trish and I will b busy today.,1
I gotta go get ready for work. Sausages.,0
"@goglenncoco If you wanted to make me feel even more stupid you have succeeded . lol, So what's going on?",1
Omg 168 cases of H1N1 in S'pore! I still thought red dot island is safe. No more hk trip,0
@madampenna  What's up??,0
@blooey Suggest your favorite milf in Twitter. It has not success.,0
@sandieb321  We are not fussy about age here as long as females are between 18-25 . I changed the rules. lol,1
Trying out natsulion for iPhone. Have to update to buy twitterrific.,0
"finally we finished make up this room, pretty clean here now,  @nadtriadina just  did a little part  to cleaned it",0
@Dred_  ding dong.,1
"@applicantjan dude, me too  that record won't leave my car",1
bored as hell.. please for me  http://bit.ly/EiKtR,1
@kittster1 things are well my end. Enjoying the lovely weather.,1
will I ever see you again? I always feel so jealous and sad because you're always talking to and seeing people who are never me.,0
"If you haven't seen the movie "Up", go see it. It's fantastic, and totally worth your money",1
"@officialtila please follow me , I would love to talk to u .. I would love to send u flowers to but I don't know where to send them",0
Feeling yucky! Getting furniture delivered today  exciting!!! Really windy and cool  out and I LOVE it!,1
"I didnt get good results, pity me  hmmmmmm",0
is glued to the TV watching the Red Line collision aftermath.,0
i just can't believe i'm at work again.   boo,0
"Tiffany Aching is a little girl that learns to be a Witch, she'd kick Potter's ass with no problem.",1
"i just checked the mail & i got my lines, vines & trying times cd!!",1
sorry for the lack of twitterness over the last while. the application on my phone isnt working,0
is avoiding reading for bio by trying to restore all the contacts she lost when her phone got stolen   i need ur number ;),0
im bawling.. i just watched marley nme,0
'The Office' was not open so @johnbradford could not show me the bristol design fesival garden,0
i should go on a tour of America in 2011 with my mummmyyyy,1
@justex07 iwent to a private school so my graduatig class had about 90 people in it  lol,1
Going home from Mohegan - didn't win it big this time,0
I'm slowly becoming addicted to twitter... 3 hours of solid revision today - get in there!! Time for a treat!!,1
@youngnsaucy thank you so much! that makes me happy.. I really have some more stuff coming up! I appreciate you goin 2 my blog,1
"@crystallyn85 Damn it. If I didn't have Clinicals, I would so go w/ u. GRAH! Any chance u wanna join me 4 the Let's Make A Mess Tour?",1
cut in 4 fingers while cooking,0
@BlakeVE no fair I wanna go but I have no internet and I'm not home  will u guys do another 1 soon?,0
@MrSwaggMuzik good to hear,1
Im with some friends,1
"@CurtisYeatman Oh no, man I hope you are feeling better real soon. And, the demolishing stops like right now!",1
@mysticpainter So very true!  And I've never been happier - tis an amazing feeling,1
"is watching HGTV. Also very glad I did not have to get up at 6:30 to take Mom. Thanks, Dad!",1
"I love Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Jet Black Stare, Sum 41, Green Day  --> real rock band :X",1
getting ready for cheer tryouts.,1
"Yaaawn.. Mornin Tweet, getting geared up from my slumber to go hit the roads! Plan to train extra hard today cos it's my last day @ home!",0
@iba_oshun I will share my apple juice with you anytime,1
so confused about so much,0
@frankferragine We've got a spare room if that will help ya'!,1
.....argh!!,0
Its all ending so fast,0
Watching Supercross mx lites on ABC,1
"@OscarTheCat  Oh no! I just saw the news at #catswhotwit  Te voy a extra�ar, Oscar :''''''''''''''''''( #rainbowbridge",0
@JenalynMichelle I miss you too niggga. you don't text me nomore!,0
hangin at my moms bored ...someone help me!,0
@theclimbx3 awesomeness,1
Today @Dminor and I visited J Dilla's grave. Nice view up on that hill.,1
"Finished 5th in Eurovision, hmm quite respectable. Well, it makes a nice change from "nill points" I guess.. and poor Dita Von Teese",0
@shazzeth wasn't me! I'm more likely to be on a bike! .. and thats what im about to hop on! mw keep both hands onthe wheel except when ..,1
crying b/c i'm realizing that my bro is a senior and i won't see him alot next year... no one to depend on,0
Just left the park dirtbikes....benz..caddys...park aves OH MY OH MY!!! BOYS BOYS BOYS YES YES YES,1
Nothing like drinking chocolate milk with a spoon! Hah,1
enjoying the last few days in ireland,0
@carocat No you've got that conversation wrong go back & check LOL I suggested you block me - not the other way round,1
@Liverpool_TX I love everything that man does with his mouth.,1
Watching Mass episodes on torchwood on watch,1
kate gosselin is mean,0
preeeepare yeeeee the way of the lord...preeeepare yeeee the way of the lord,1
@shaw_ty ...and no invite? Not even on Twitter? Hrmph,0
@ADuralde Sadly TiVo has never heard of "Totally for Teens.",0
"Everyone wants to cockblock him." - best fraaaaand,1
Going to get supplies  mwahhaha!,1
@stephlockdown Pinetime like Chris Pine? I want to see Star Trek again,0
@LesbianTrucker exactly,1
Friday's my favorite day! except on the rare occasion that I have to work on Saturday. Like tomorrow.,0
just gettin ready to go visit my sister in hospital,1
@_xotashhh I'm so jealous  I wanna see both of them.,0
oops bad form to tweet what I'm eating  I'm also about to do yoga.  I'm rereading my yoga books and getting inspired!,1
Goodmorning Twitter world up for another great day ahead...,1
almost got mauled by a raccoon  they are not cute like in animes irl,0
@elizarledge Hello! Nice to "tweet" you here!  Looking forward to getting to know you.,1
"http://twitpic.com/7s8o1 - This is my bird Bella Sleeping. He is really sick right now, I hope he gets better",0
@jrkgirlnla good knight,1
@dfizzy leave it!!,1
@Hatsiebub is that possible? LOL. Yeah I left my computer on,1
@jlovesjonas Awwwww  haha thank youuu!,1
spending the weekend with winnie,1
"@sileobroin I'm coming to Rome as soon as I get a chance!  I've never been to Italy, but I do like the food! LOL",1
@JBpike1644 aw JB i'm glad you got a twitter! i miss you,0
Tired. Going to sleep... My eyes are giving in. Gnite.,1
"@UnkScreenwriter I think so - Not quite Evil Dead awesomeness, but lots of pure Raimi goodness to love.  Missed the usual Bruce cameo tho",0
is about to watch 27 Dresses,1
this should be a productive week,1
.. the website is coming along for sure  Launching in a few weeks probably,1
i'm watching recess... the cartoon show,1
@e_bookpushers not awake yet. could have done it better.,1
This migraine is kickin my ass. Definitely not gonna be able to do the work thing today. My head will stay attached to my pillow,0
"I just got done studying for finals, really tired and have to study tommrow this sucks!!!!!",0
I want a new phone  I've seen too much cellphone commercials (,0
@SYYJyC ok i'm here now but maybe not later..i'm needing sleep and am well on my way so i'll catch all the details tomorrow...nite...gl!,1
This mood is more shittysweet then bitter. At least it's FINALLY gettin fixed. UGH.,0
sittin here with the bestie eatin a pop tart but need some milk....,0
"@thepatbrown How's your chin?  Gutted we didn't get to say bye to you, at the Manchester show",0
quiz useless.  Nobody except sad people know such detailed stuff about the Simpsons...,0
"@xmrcyrus congratzzz miley , to u and justin!!",1
#xboxe3 headshot,1
Sleepy as hell dnt wonna qo to work plus its hot outside,0
"I get off work at 5:30, but I'm still at work & no, it doesn't qualify as overtime",0
"@Etown_Jenn Yeah, that's the problem with the chats..you can't be there for all of them!",0
A response to my survey: " As a Buddhist monk I am unable to buy music so I listen to Youtube and BBC Radio3." wonder if he/she's 4 real,1
@mblomfeldt welcome to the tweetspace,1
@19fischi75 oh my! twitterland is dead slow tday,0
still layed in the garden watched the Hewit v del porto match! greys anatomy later  but season finale,0
@AliceWonderlnd rotfl... Attention Whore Syndrome. About half the people in Florida have that. Such a sad thing,0
@NickolleB Thank you! I think Twitter will be my accountability partner,1
@alliepawell wow.... now i know what you guys think of me  haha Blue,0
@Rahiee haha. thats a good one.  anyways. school still suucccks. haha. I'd be on as soon as i get home tomorrow. lol,1
"Oh, ouch. That hurt.  Damn washing machine is out to get me!  <.<    >.>",0
@Lisa_OMS Be careful this time..lol  I am so looking forward to your review,1
@subzero77 Fucking thing sat on the roof above my window at 3am chirping. Its dark WTF! WHY WAS IT EVEN AWAKE? Morning as well,1
"@blazingliatris Aw you got offline.  Anyway I am working on my gang prof now, it's coming easier than I thought! Still a bit lol tho.",0
@she_writes Yes it does. Twitterberry is ghettosauce. It froze my BB up,0
i'm bored ! w/e everything is gonna b fun later in da day ! bye bye world till later,0
went to a land of wonder today ... really SSSLLEEEPPPYYY .. but need to do stupid religion essay,0
@simplerich I actually hadn't seen it...and it's pretty damn good!,1
We r up!! Good morning ppl,1
@MissToi Omar had to go back to work,0
@lakers_news What happened to  Ariza's Exit Interview?  Page cannot be displayed,0
"@LBigs sooo, i saw RObs car drive by. but that was about it",0
"Alright I'm registered in 25 tables, let's go",1
@tuiteleleapaga you lik Pho too? Didn't know that!,1
@DonnieWahlberg started watching Righteous Kill last night,1
why r people so mean  I'm a nice person,0
Phone is almost dead. No more updates till we get home later today.,0
math exam in 30 minutes !  soccer tonight after school against Gloucester,0
@poppymartinez aww you wrote that last update whne you were still in the car with me  http://myloc.me/FoQ,0
You don't need to ask for my heart. We could share it like the last slice.,1
@Blakehefner u have cancer!!?,0
@AmyVee not having fun. school isnt fun,0
"@OddEssay haha, Mum did keep telling me to update my facebook status",1
F1!!! <3 raikkonen  lets go massa!! now eating with the fam!,0
"@emmaluxton  hahaha i wish, jk - and eyah sorta - ill read it agin with you if you like lmfao i love it that much",1
@summertime_grl i want ya as a friend on FB!  i'll get it from ya tomorrow though. No computer at home.,1
I'm about to go to sleep,0
I feel like a dead man walking. ugh cant even type properly today.,0
@supercoolkp haha! At least it wasn't my finger on my lip again,1
@Rawrrgasmic  I kind of need to talk to you x,0
awkward runin with ex..  overshare?  (at The Dark Room) http://bit.ly/G3kch,1
mall with stef,1
@leau_steez yes i like lebron! but im probably studying. almost done with school,1
@anymommy Yum! What a great guy...and a great dish.,1
@thebigsilv not for me then I'm afraid,1
@blackarazzi lol we all will b supporting u so tht black list might hav to turn white lol u got the blks following u babe I'm 1,1
"sister's house, loking for a gift to me *--*, my birthday is coming",1
@VelveteenMind And I thought I was the only one that did the movie escape thing! I have some seen some shitass movies that way.,1
Just finnished cleaning the rabbit hutches and now gonna have tea,1
@lollipop49 im assuming your talking about the jb chat,1
"@tombot18 Never mind, it didn't work anyway",0
just got back from moving more stuff.  now doing more pre-party work.  so tired.  totally not following doctor's orders,0
"@mom_19 if you're missing it, so am I.  Happy Sunday!",1
At the Spoke Club - fell in love with Tom Arnold all over again (not Rosie's ex definitely different)... Lucky moi,1
was a b-day party last night and realised that i really do not play well with other kids  especially pretenscious ones,0
Drunk DJing is how I role lmao get@me!!! P.S. My birthday bash is july 10 hit me up to get on the list,1
going outside! its nice out,1
Slept pretty well last nite,1
Insomnia? I think so....,0
"@BreannaGaddie During those hours unfortunately  I will only be able to go for a couple of hours in the afternoon, b/c NKOTB is Sat!",0
all the messages i saved in my voicemail box are gone! Now i have nothing to listen to..,0
"FINALLY going to bed, tho' still wakeful. Science fiction, sleepy (ha!) music. It is to laugh. See you all tomorrow. DammitI'mhungryagain",1
@YungCEO OH yeah cnt forget da bigg boxx of magnums u know gotta stay protected  lmao,1
British Sea Power gig has been rescheduled  august 2nd...sorry everyone I got no explanation...x x x,0
@KingdomGuard welcome new cd out this week...maybe even tomorrow!,1
@l_maki I hope you are having fantastic day,1
@ozdj aaah. The eyebrows! Check out http://www.digitalartscience.com.au/blog it's about the 4th post down. Not on the youtubes,0
finally finished hair and make up,1
i should go to bed soon  it's getting pretty late </3,0
@Rovsta Hi  Weekend was ok..the week is going ok so far..hope you have a great week.,1
"I'm reading a story from an excellent young writer. Me! JK  No, it's Abby's work.",1
@howardjameson HOOOOOORAY & indeed WOOT & all things celebratory,1
k i gotta admit. zack looks daaammn sexy in this movie.,1
yart sale didn't go too shabby!   got another international order out of it!  woohoo!,1
"@H_I_MsH_E_R 2yrs but every Fathers Day gets to me, cuz he always wanted to go to the coast every year he got sick!",0
on my way to hope high school to drop my brother off. its too early.,0
iwjgrkjrbg applications take TOO long !  FML & no sushi tonight w willl  uugghh my dad sucks!!!,0
"Fun, Lonngggg, day",1
"oh, internet, dearest, what you facilitate! listening to ISIHAC via BBC Radio 4 streaming on the BBC iPlayer.",1
Im thinkin its a chem mod 4 day.. Oh the joy :/ ..cnt wait till 2nite tho! Out of the house fiiinnaally!  ..S.x,1
underwater jazz concert  http://bit.ly/hJT64,1
http://www.vimeo.com/4044200 she is just like us tubers,1
Wants this day to enddddddd. Weekend tomorrow and Friday for me,1
@spacelysprocket Yeah. Stupid twitter wouldn't let me tweet.,0
Oz. Osbourne sues Black Sabbath over rights to name http://bit.ly/WkakD Tony Iommi feeling a little "Paranoid.",1
@DazzleMeThis It sucks...now in room with no alcohol and no company,0
woo hoo i've gone green for the #iranelection - thanks @Moderatorated - looking good in green,1
@WhimziCal <hugs> I sorry.,0
@NABSTL Amen same here. John 15 along with In His Face by Bob Sorge did me good this morning. You are a reason head  I love it,1
@gilmorenews thanks for following  gilmore girls is quite literally my new obsession x,1
Mister King is going to bedd now. He is bored so goodnight ppl.,1
http://twitpic.com/6v7k3 - The outfit reminded my of Nick J. they don't have a curly hair option  he even has a ring on ;) oh and Sims 3=,0
eating some pizza at zitos.  -angellove,1
Be nice to everyone. They are God's angels.,1
I have a scar on my face and ive never noticed it before  where did it come frommmm,0
i am bored someone plzzz talk 2 me,0
"@mlibrarianus Thanks, we had a good turn-out. Lori and I duked it out afterwards as well.",1
@WiltingSoul Don't think of it as slobber. Think of it as lubrication,1
"should probably step away from peeps who "care" b/c they don't & it's not worth it. ugh, feelings all over the place tonight.",0
"@Shinybiscuit Good idea, but the exam is tomorrow. I....really....can't....",0
Today I get to showcase our products to a different part of town I am really hoping this works out ... fingers crossed ...,1
@DonnieWahlberg u in my country yet? too bad ur soooooo faaaarr away!,0
Boredomm!!!  Wknd was Great! =] x,0
@yarnabees No worries. Have a wonderful Sunday.,1
@debol1018 how did you find my twitter account,1
@ryan_andrew haha yesss! i wanna see you tomorrow,0
Found the spot I want to target with this change. But its difficult to know exactly what to do,1
the apartment we had our sights set on was just leased out 2 hours ago.,0
@versadave that was mean!,0
@issa711 liz has a twitter,1
@Naina Follow the 'in_reply_to'  That bootstraplogo thingy ...,1
@ohboyitsfatima awh  well i'll take tons of pictures/videos for yaa,0
"think so this weekend there will be battle of the bands at new world park, penang...too bad can't go there",0
I miss jade already,0
@stusi i know  but i have a little while yet before i have to start,0
@Apuje that wasn't the deal!!!,0
"my teeth hurt, i think i brushed them too hard",0
"@kissmecait ok  I will call u, but u better answer!!!",1
@JonathanRKnight Hi Jonathan!Good morning to you! I hope you had a nice evening with TOC  Have a nice day.,1
Pirate Party + 2 elector for germany,1
now what colie?,0
@JoeGigantino You are right..Starting is always the hardest part! Thanks,1
@CarleyBoston hey carley! havent had my computer for 2 wks. it had a virus  how have you been?,0
Go away RAIN!,0
Reed and Johnny are destined to forever be without an intact Sue.,0
@Sarahhh007 latin guys r ew?? xD what that supossed to mean? thats cuz u don't know venezuelan guys at all  but .. i want a german guy u.u,1
@jamiegodwin it is summer but cold and wet,0
@summatusmentis and that attitude is why I'll never be unemployed. Validate your input or it can be subverted. I hope you don't code in C,0
Transformers 2: Worst movie in the history of Hollywood. Can't believe Spielberg and Bay made this. And I used to like their movies!,0
"And I'm only 20!!! GAH! I know why though, it's because I won't wear my glasses and I squinch my eyes to see.",0
In work. Lunch cancelled. Boss not in. More time to prepare presentation,1
hanging out with jennifffaaaa... chillen with the boys && getting fcked up!,1
its a saturday morning & baby hannys not here,0
@Jean_Pierce  OOC Thanks,1
@rdlewis I hope they make a Terminator movie,1
@absinthecity And me,1
"http://twitpic.com/5bxkj - I use it for Windows Sidebar, Steam, and TweetDeck. So Yes.",1
@Hules Molly  She was my sidekick. She always came with us camping and curled up in a little blanket between us. We were also worried,0
"@EMiiilyLH aw thank you!!  Btw, your dp is amazing",1
"I want my own apartment, just can't afford it",0
my goddaughter and hubby made a club................and said i cant be in it,0
Solaris is nearly finished uploading,1
tweet deck for iphone/touch ftw. but i still love twitterfon,0
@creamcomms Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
is back to studying at Starbucks now that everything is settled down.,1
@noztalgian welcome back!,1
It just cost me $45 to fill up my truck!. WTF is up with gas prices? $2.91 a gallon.,0
still upset that adam didn't win american idol...  #andyclemmensen #bradiewebb #andyclemmensen #bradiewebb,0
back from vegas... miss everyone already,0
Arggh started raining here :s let's hope it will be gone in a bit,1
"April SNOW showers. kill may flowers",0
"@brunojohn I'll be sure to ask tomorrow!! And hey, if you ever need an actress, let me know! I need more experience!",1
@taluta @britesprite In the interest of twitter friendships i think we should make a pact to destroy all attempts at the creation of it!,1
"Alright, time for me to get that snuggle on. Don't be jealous.....much.",1
"@JonasAustralia It was my Dad, and I was like, "Oh. It's you." Sad face  LOL.",0
@Lyndzei I remember.,1
@Biatrice07 nada.. lol waited last night thinkin I was gna hear from u but never did...  lol,0
@Jchawes and @grantswilson you two just made my day with you tweets.,1
I bloody hate it when u get up 4 an early train and you find out it's cancelled... Then to make matters worst the next train is packed!,0
@brianchouston http://twitpic.com/60x77 - We could watch Sav forever...and will!,1
one of my boston terriers is limping like crazy :/ its really bothering me.,0
@viveksingh Nice comic strip.,1
I wanna watch more but @dilladillon too tired of it,0
@beingnobody that's the best place to live,1
@AdamJTP looked at twittervision it seemed a bit flat  ???audio tweets - probably too noisy!,1
@LaylaLavigne I wish you were in bed too,1
Blaine is on the way round and im going to shave his head because his dad is to gay to shave it all of for him  lol,1
hubby is snoring!  but I still love him,1
I'm sleepy...going to go veg out in bed and watch a bit of TV...call or text me if you wanna...if you have the digits!   Night ALL!!,1
@LiverpoolFan74 I know! I haven't a clue how to fix it! Rec its something to with ie8 bein installed over our ie6. I've tried everything,0
@iamtaylorsmith haha i tweeted using my phone  i'm sorry i r a fob -_-,0
@KatieMostTimes grats on the graduation and everything.,1
looking for a black nail polish,0
@ToddBrink Yup - Jabba went eight innings - best outing yet - plus they set a record going 18 games without an error!!,1
"has to be up in 4 hours, I guess I should get to bed, but i'm not tired  ... so I guess I'll just surf the net... ugh",0
"@MAClovesKISS oh I got the puppy dog eyes down.  I get backrubs, foot rubs, dinner made ;-)",1
@Karen230683 Oh yeah..that would be good!  Glad he has the confidence to deal with it...that makes all the difference!,1
The golf cart us broken so we can't even go riding around.  booo. This is why I like to sleep till noon. LOL.,0
@carlocasas Can't wait to hit the beach too. Though I'm worried about the banca ride since it's raining so hard. There goes my tan again.,0
Feeling sick  and tiredd.,0
@emuhleepee Why?,0
light sparing today in kickboxing class.. i like it,1
@mynameislloyd you were amazing,1
"Oh that's you, eh?! Well thank you! I hope you like it.  @TamingtheWolf",1
"@lgladdy 24 is fine, 30 is scary. Happy Birthday!",1
@DJmizuhara  i want the uncharted code  please,1
@graemecoleman Best thing to do: make all the tutorials first  If you need any help just Tweet! #ableton,1
Happy Greek Orthodox  Easter,1
@Misssarahnoir it's a bloody nightmare isn't it,0
I don't want to attend PE on Monday  Can't the SDO make the freakin PEMA forms already? I'm sure it's not that hard.,0
@Soul_Angel  All the time,1
I am the black sheep of my family!  sweeeet!!!!!,1
coffee and biscuits seems to be my daily breakfast and lunch!,1
"@UxSoup no, gonna be in Paki",0
German Government got squezzed out by bancrupt.GM. Billions of wrong spent money,0
Good Morning!!! What a beautiful day,1
@Vh1Frenchy: frenchyyyyyyy bbabe when are we partying,0
"@HeidiChambers  What you put into it is what you pull out. I moving to Austin and quitting my job, so I know it works",1
@SaraDonmoyer omg such an INTENSE episode! can't wait for next week! saw jk+8 too...so sad  hope your summer is going well too!,0
School's out! i have nothing to do except to listen to Coldplay,1
@brenna_boo jealous  can you add 'and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she's really doing' to that tweet?,0
"@QueenSav yes it is, yes it is, but lonely all this room and no one to share it with,  LOL",0
@ianthegoose If I ever decide to lick the lettuce you will be the first to know!,1
MUAHAHAHA....You will see only smile on my face and hear my cruel laugh while he'll be watchin' SW or JB,1
"I've been killing ants today ( put workers to alcohol for genetic analysis). I feel kind of bad for that... Its necessary, but not nice",0
my beb left jz an hour ago and i already miss him to pieces,0
Last Thursday with my friends. Sad now.  but heading to Maine today!,0
@survivorqueen this is my second attempt to get into it professionally but I've been drawing and writing forever.,1
time for some bowling birthday fun,1
@joannjen Missed you last night  Hope you enjoyed the game!,0
MORNING TWEETS! Off to finish decorating my shop... Who wants to help?,1
Where is the freekin elotes man I need my fix!!!,0
"@NannaRaven No, the last one is on thursday",1
its not lookong good for my boy lebron,0
chilling out after a looong days work,1
"@DiscussAntiques I don't even know when that is! :/ I'm having computer issues, so on Twitberry. Computer has (bad) mind of its own!",0
"@LisaNoelRuocco i hope you feel better and get to go to the doctor!  i bet hawaii was a blast, i'm so jealous. the pictures are beautiful.",0
@hexenwulf hello! I'm doing ok. Hope the same for u!,1
Game 2 baybay!!!!! Lakers gon take it all tha way,1
@jessicaveronica i actually had calamari for dinner  whats your fav place to eat in NY? ill have to check it out...,1
I'm about to finish my homework,1
Just planned most of my summer with @lucashilton,1
I'll Post Pictures I Took Before I Went To The Concert Tomorrow I'm Kinda Lazy And Don't Feel Like Doing It Now,1
@JennRuss Spouse getting laid off? That's got to sting pretty badly  This may help your family out - helped me! http://snipurl.com/i5q0h,0
@garyvee WOW!! Congratulations sir!,1
Aah the fail whale cometh. Twitter over capacity  http://ff.im/-45WJQ,0
@joshmattvander  hate t-mobile... No reception at mom & dad's. Sorry...,0
@LaurenBosworth Lo I need 2 know r heidi and Lauren friends now   BTW luv u!,1
i wish i was home  // TAKE ME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<,0
"@catspyjamasnz Good food, good friends, good life. What more could anybody ask for?",1
"feel like i'm on a boat, just ignore me having a pity party. i'll go watch david and REO again to smile.",1
@emmax__ pixies not here i got told by bouncers and it on the door well bummed  xx,0
"@jamestubb good tip! wow, can't believe they stole it from there  and nope, I have yet to get it fixed... probs should, smashed glass =",0
Trains hate me. Yet again another taxi to manchester picadilly,0
@antwanduncan we gonna get low in july?  can't wait to see you again! hopefully there will be a stellar event we'll all attend,1
"@mymiaomiao Not working, 'cause it's a private video",0
@awaltzforanight Yay. Do you have Ana pics?,1
@danworth totally....didn't stay down that long in te end as I had to interview someone. Sorry...back next week...any good days for you?,1
itong gabi.... I just finished studying both bantayan at ingles artikulos for watchtower meeting tomorow.,1
On way to ER  baby is sick.,0
@KenEzra lol yah I don't frequent pools here in LA  But you have fun!,1
Google skymap is REALLY impressive,0
"#WikiLeaks is overloaded by global interest" Argh! It's been overloaded for over an hour now,0
is crying  http://plurk.com/p/12r5m4,0
@Welshracer Oh good  Haven't seen you in a while,1
Monday tomorrow boooo hoooo,0
"Dear Megan Fox. Can you please come back on Twitter? All of your fans miss you, especially me. Love, Icey.",0
@ranjeet_walunj I always find subtitle distracting.,0
"@berenkuil Funny, your roots are here! This weekend again at Grolloo. The new little tents are doing well in 24 degrees",1
Switching to a new Dr. this morning. My old one's schedule and mine just weren't working.  I just "Love" getting stuck,0
"Ä?ổi phÆ°Æ¡ng án: mua vợt Ä‘iện diệt muá»—i, trÆ°á»›c giá»? chỉ thấy xịt thuốc là gián, kiến vá»›i mấy con rầy chết thôi",0
is wondering if our summer is over,0
"Had a wonderful wedding anniversary breakfast with my family this morning. Now I'm back in D�sseldorf, embarking on a very short week",1
@inavillegas WAY WORSE. Though I don't think it can happen. I just need to get it a phone condom,1
"the vet said that, my cat Gizmo, is in the last period of her life, and that the weeks of her life are now numbered...",0
Project #Natal...I so want to get an #Xbox now   http://ow.ly/aLYh,1
"also, I miss my boys.",0
@jstef11 My english is bad. Sometimes I don't know how to express some things. My vocabulary is limited,0
"Top down, starbucks and shopping",1
Waking up... wanting food. studying for my last exams tomorrow,1
@linehan I know it always seems a good idea at the time but we suffer for it big time,1
Forgot to say...it's a giveaway  http://bit.ly/iJTWv,1
The ol' 930-4  TEXT ME!,0
@FranMagbual Adore and miss you,1
LOOE TOMORROW!! ... light rain is predicted...,0
Job Hunting Day...   But first.... a shower,1
@JaneFonda I was cheering for you..... and wishing your show was still open when we are in NY in July.  Sorry I missed you.,0
"@mwnm > lucky you. Missed our local farmers market last Sat, so have to wait a whole month",0
I feel sickkkkk  Im going to bed now.,0
tea<3 jessica mcmahon you have not lived until you have had one of my cuppa teas,1
Silk Obi belt! http://bit.ly/1vd90  Let me know if you want your own!!,1
is feeling really happy,1
Night fishing,1
"@TomFelton Thanks Tom, always need more good vibes",1
The most annoying mesquito bites are the ones on my eyelids or lips.,0
@protherj Do you have an example on how to make an own RSS module for Sitecore? I have not got hardcore .net skills - but learning,1
Daniel won DSDS  but it was soo exciting ...,0
@drshroom On call Fri/Sat but got full night's sleep both nights!Pottering around...& trying to make myself study for masters MCQ on Fri,0
Short weekend.. On my way home.. But I don't feel like goin bak  ..,0
on the verge of losing a very close friend,0
Yay Konner and Kross are home...ughh cleaning,0
Good Morning @  all,1
Chillin in the denver airport. Almost home.,1
@PosiPat I'm already there. I wish you were here.,0
@valburge why do they keep on running away from me though?,0
@andreatangg THEY SCARE ME  and yesss! come back to hk already jeez,0
"Is Very Bored, Tryna Do My Homework  Boooo x",0
"http://www.myspace.com/micsxingstudiozz There is hope, Enjoy",1
@Amandalee55 Just sent you a reply email,1
"Hi Tweets   Lol Annie, you know I'm a nitwit, lololol.  Just call me Nit, lol.  Great news, 3 days off!!!  Yard sale sounds great!",1
"Gah, I am ALWAYS late to the party! I wish I had more free time to tweet",0
There is just something so cathartic about running CCleaner  http://bit.ly/12Uvgd,1
"@mcflyharry i'm so sorry for your back, Harry.  i know you wont reply me, but you were AWESOME at the gig in Porto Alegre",0
why my heart is so confused?,0
@stavxx do you have b-day today?!  happy birthday !! xx,1
"@xlaurenxx hey lauren, its burymestanding from ock!",1
"Whoa, just found out that Susan Boyle lost and Diversity won BGT. That's insane coz when I saw Diversity in semis I wanted them to win",1
I miss david  but he's kinda mad at me,0
Just cant take my eyes of David Archuleta n Kris Allen...,1
@buckhollywood I hope my comment about the mean comments didn't make you mad!,0
I hate English homework.,0
Missing you..,0
@MariahCarey i love this new cover. you looks so gorgeous and sexy,1
"@riseagainst http://twitpic.com/7hmfd - Aw, you guys are so sweet",1
All wet sports Victory Lake wake comp today!!!!   I'm only a spectator...,0
@KitsuneAndy Congrats Andy  Bet you're having a great day now that worry has gone!,1
@damnmikeyy Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
"@Fergusthedog  ok, that's an easy step.. I HAVE A PROBLEM  no catnip  he he he hoooo he he he hoooo waits a min I not in labor MOL",0
So excited for monday is going to be amazing.,1
"@antnasce 4 bikes stolen? Holy crap. No-one ever stole my bikes when they went rusty and I WANTED them to be nicked, did they?",1
Mark daly out about 150 short of money!,0
"hard drive died out of nowhere, lost 300+ gigs of data  damn you Western Digital",0
"Poor Hollie On Bgt  Go Aiden, Diversity & Flawless  Hollyoaks & Eastenders Were Well Gd Yesterday. GANDHI I LOVE YOU  & BEN",0
@CrissDrizzle Oh wow! That's not that bad  I can't wait until you come down <3,1
"Preparing for my field trip tomorrow. Back Friday eve, meaning I'll be away for my bday AND miss any broadcasts from LeakyCon until then.",0
@8ball_  It's not often that I'm on the leading edge.  blip.fm tweets are annoying if over-used. Waiting for the signal/noise to flip bad.,1
Gotta update my iPhone. Idk why I'm procrastinating.,0
@kirstiealley aww where did you go love,0
"@thegrates http://twitpic.com/5a2vm - that apple juice is amazing!! its genius really, apple in the form of liquid!! i love it!!",1
hw . than award ceremony . with my bud max  lmfao .,1
"2 hour break from work then no twitter for 5 hours, boss has put a ban on phones",0
Howdy! Planned to take off from work to close on the refi of my house. Bank of Am didn't get the paperwork to FedEx on time. Postponed,0
Crazy Work schedule starting next week.  Working 2 jobs in 1 day. What fun.... -.-    No summer fun. :'(,0
"@NKOTB I mean row 11. Phoenix show, section 1 row 11. Just in case you remember.  I'll be all by my lonesome! Hubby offered to go but....",1
"Bank, gas for mom, road trip, shopping!",1
"@akinodorama Same here. I know how it sucks that people actually don't appreciate your service. Mans, service industry is not an easy one",0
@lilbit_jojo you and me both!!!,0
O.O omg there is a freakin cheese burger doing yoga in my room!!! :O He is soooooo cute    lol xD,1
@Scrunchiz Thanks for joining mykuworld! Hope you enjoy it.,1
"@sambuhdee Good! We're all set! This breaks my no eating out until Thursday. LOL, fail",0
I'm home from the #wafflehouse I go back in 7 short hours  to work 2nd shift!,0
sooo glad its almost summer,1
I want an iPhone just for the Twitter add!,1
"now watching Paisean Faisean, dating show presented by Blathnaid Ni Dhonnachadha and Sile Seoige. I like Irish TV   (TG4)",1
@JanineArielle nice seeing you in Rockwell,1
So tiredd. Working 8:30 - 7:30,0
"@anazephyrrr AWWW REALLY?? Aww! He studies in La Salle right? Aww! Before we know it, he's going to prom already! HUHUHU!",0
"Congrats on opening @InsideAds! Everyone check out Carter's company, especially affiliate marketers.  I designed the site!",1
@burtonsimmons and i missed it  do I get an encore when you get home?,0
@kevin_hoare *evil laugh*  xx,1
Woke up a little late  about to get ready for work..,0
is home alone.. Doing hw,0
MONDAY SUCK,0
"On that note, I'm going to go *dream* about it instead.  g'night!",1
@ChocolateCrazed  i should have gone this year i might be able to go next im not sure thanks btw,0
says my karma decreased..  http://plurk.com/p/z36zi,0
@libbytalks You're welcome Libby,1
at dancing...waiting for my turn  hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!,1
"I spent 12+ hrs yesterday working on my new website, exhausted, didn't even get to read the Sunday papers",0
@johnlegend Hey You!  How are you?,1
Forgive me please,0
Crawling into bed. Night tweethearts <3 my knee is bothering me,0
@Holly_Baugh those are awesome. Thanks,1
my mommy's 60 today,1
"@kat1021 are you still in athens??? cause everytime i've been to barcode lately, i keep looking for you, but you're not there!",0
back to study,0
This is gay..,1
"@sroxy You're not really saying that for MY benefit though, are ya..?",1
eecs  so weird that maybe can even be true. dehydrated wine  http://tinyurl.com/nm4dhb a clear sign... world is over,0
@conceptDawg Imagine that if you asked some of the places 'what are some good chick rock grunge bands' you might get a few grumpy snobs,1
@lorissaprid no wonder you thought you saw a SPIDER that one time. haha,1
Only one day left of Spring Break.,0
I'm loving my mojitos... Yummy,1
"@thejosh9 ohh dang, then im NEVER gonna find it",0
"@HorrorMovies yeah i'm on the forums  or i'm your stalker you pick  - I think I mighta won once, or posted something totally dumb..",1
2 days left from my 5 day long weekend,1
What happens to the meeblings that don't find their way out?,0
At my dads place chilling out and having fun. Birmingham back in the premier league  Missing watching football with my amazing girlfriend,0
got to study all day today for my last exam tomorrow  and its so sunny outside,0
@Shenae I loved it so much and the book.. so sad tho  *cries*,0
@butadream awww ... so sorry to hear  hope you'll feel better pretty soon!,0
@mariedigby Awww...have a safe trip! Loving your song "Symphony"!,1
waited after the event last night in the Hilton to see @aplusk but he snuck out a different door somewhere,0
@BigB3n Stolen from my check-in luggage. Possibly cos it was in the side pocket of my backpack & contained a really really nice pill box,0
I'm supposed to be packing.......,0
@MrWize Lol u just wanna go cuz i wanna go its okay,1
I'm sweating buckets here... it doesn't pay to be overweight in humidity.,0
@saramwrap why is your next terror-day? i have a double terror on tues,0
Just gotta deep clean my carpet and I'm doneee!,1
@Moshandtx i havent got cussed out in jamaican all day  im sad...,0
"@Accessories_UK I wish I had some, I am beat today!  Just had fire warden training which didn't help and I forgot my lunch",0
internet is sooo slow at my grandmothers. thats what you get when you live in the country.,0
My troat hurts fing a i miss myra wtf man wtf go shazam,1
That 70's Show cracks me up,1
@heycassadee wish I was going to japan!!!!,0
"@Trishanson Oh well, at least it's not hotter than a mug outside.",1
"i like it soooooooo adorable that pete calls ashlee kitkat, <3333  I WANT MY OWN PETE WENTZ. n1 want to find him/be him, ahahah",1
More shitty Alonso rumours-is it going to be like this until end of July. Please dont go!,0
nerly finished skool jus a few dayz left !! got shirt signed alredi lol no skool 2moz woop woop !! gna chill n av sum carlsbergs l8r aha,1
Only 3 exams left!,1
Just tel me y ur gonna cry in a direct message please,0
instead of jon&kate+8 it should be jon+jeffklein,1
@tabby_abby happy birthday abidabs!  mwah! welcome to the big 3-something club haha!,1
"New blog post http://www.drawingfreak.com FINALLY finished the recent freelance gig I have been working on, woot! Well mostly",0
What an insanely busy day! I'm not tired though,0
@natalia__ i liked the jb's new song... which is weird cuz i hardly care about them   ..please dont kill me :p,1
@DAREvolutionary @midnighteskye @DrAnthony @thehousemoguls thanks,1
"My widdle boy turns 20 (as in, TWENTY) TOMORROW.    How did this happen???",0
pffffffff 3 exams to go  friends only 1 :'( :'( :'( :'(,0
"@bekisbest sweet! i'll text you when the parents and such are out, and we can do something fun",1
Trying really hard to find something by Audrey Kawasaki or James Jean that I can actually afford.. failing miserably,0
"@woobie Take care of yourself, Miss Jen! Journalism needs you.",1
@mumbleguy I made it through and they short staffed me blahh you just want to see how high it gets so you can keep bitchin',1
"So now I'm back, with a bad head ache think I'm coming down with the cold my sister & mum has  can't be bothered to revise but I have too!",0
I have a feeling it's going to be a baaaaaad day,0
@cupcake_nyc @Nellypt we're gonna have to take him out,1
@moanyboot sadly no coffee yet  room is air-con so not too stuffy but much prefer being sat in sun with u,0
i just totally bawled at the end of marley and me,0
"@StartSwimming: I'll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won't be there, right?",0
@fizz man you're rock!! thanks,1
I love Nick Jonas  He's so serious and it's awesome!,1
@Rob_Ham - How's Subi going? Are the markets still open? (lived in Perth for 5.5 years),1
just got cayleigh's letter from melbourne in the mail and having a cry because i miss her way too much!,0
@trickygin oooh sounds like a fun way to spend the time!,1
@Ingrid_LP maybe on facebook  but i don't promise! lol ;) i'm online at the mo! xx,1
"@smallinfinities I had to look up what Lox was, haha.  YUMMY!!",1
With charity and sydney,1
@sudhamshu  okay.. thanks!,1
waiting for Rob to call or text me...i think i'll be waiting a long time,0
"@ObamaDeception A confused, misguided "pro-life" activist",0
@kittenmuffin and then we'll never see each other again,0
Doing a little editing!,1
the live stream for the #tonys red carpet is not working so well for me.    no clue if it's the feed or my crappy internet.,0
"@jojo71489 ohh  poor jojo--go listen for State and Madison on Q101, it'll make it all better!",0
@BendyyStrawz im going to see dylan this week i think...im pretty sure..but we cant see hm:tm--its out of theaters,0
going to the ballet tonight!,1
Im woke yet im so very tired,0
EVERYONE WATCH THIS. http://bit.ly/13WdV7  im in there somewhere!,1
@suesshirtshop My youngest turns 10 this year so I am way past that stage. No more nappies until grandkids,1
@yesgirl_izzy wat are you watching?,1
what DOES one do with a "worhaholic" who never seems to leave his/her job?,0
"@ebayaussie you still here ? who told you so, I wanna know !!",1
slowly getting situated in downtown Savannah. Now someone give me a job!,1
@edie_bennett Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
morning all. Again Happy mothers day everyone !! working 10-10 today but i took a sicky day off work yesterday   2 long since i saw my kid,1
@JonathanRKnight lol...you are just too cute! you tryin to mend all those broken hearts you broke earlier?,1
@Xiane "Xiane couldn't keep it under 140 characters...",1
oh...his cute!,1
@daveexmachina We know that Brett has a lot of fans but we felt it was time for some developments that meant he had to be sidelines.,0
R fri cruise blogS (yup there r 2) r up w lots of pics  http://insearchofnkotb.blogspot.com hopefully we can get Sat cruise blog done tom,1
@abqLaura still working on it. there is still so much! ow!,0
@MsPorsh don't raspberry me!  Hiyu doin shortcake?,1
cafe study...math then LAST real gym class of the year!!!!,1
@ncbeachgirl75 Why's that?,0
@ivebeenabadboy  Doesn't work for me,0
What a super-sunny Saturday!  Too bad I have to work later.,0
I am 5215 days old  haha look up ur birthday on wolframalpha.com,1
hates thunderstorms,0
Ready for bed,1
It's comming ...   #asot400,1
I miss my boobah i miss my boobah i miss i miss i miss  what am i doing with my summer? Missing and worrying,0
"schlitterbahn with nevena, kayla and russell!! i wish JR wasn't working today...",0
"Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work   But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!",0
@bradiewebbstack i want maccas,0
@QueenQH D= indeed,0
Lol @TheProp8Comics. But.. "Gays and Staights Unite"? I feel left out.,0
at least I get to watch over time  Let's go Pens!!,1
@Yizura ditooo  you gonna miss the annoying brats??,0
@devidarkwolf Once I've renamed them all would you like me to zip/upload for you??,1
Watching "Hancock" once again while reading another book. "Vantage Point" was a really good movie  people should watch it.,1
@DianaKhalil anytime! those are awesome pictures of wildlife !!,1
"@Si_za You could always try wiping vaseline in your nostrils to catch the pollen (seriously, it works....)",1
morning tea?,1
still with jamieee!! were waching slumdogg millionaireee... only THE BEST movie of all time,1
@filthysize What happened to supporting MOON opening night? I was torn between Tetro and Moon.,0
@agiam I believe I missed that particular Metallica show.,0
@MupNorth aw yay for teefos!  boo for her pain!  god i really do want a baba! lol xx,0
okay so i have no computer atm so... no forum awards for a bit,0
@kelbell0422 remember von maur?  or should i not bring that up,1
@shaileelathe :S And now I'm having a headache..,0
Dr. Kho's lawyer is among my legal heroines.  I wonder what LPK's fellow humanitarian law advocates are thinking now.  #Kho #Halili,0
"@Jamiebower have a safe trip, dear.",1
Encore une fois! Having to go through the hassle of changing a forgotten password yet again,0
@Natorii Ew - I had a "2 week" bathroom project turn in to a 6 month project. Was not fun losing all the sleep,0
My remaining characters in the last post was 88.  EIGHT.EIGHT...eighty-eight.,1
"@stevepage its not chess... but my friend's boyfriend wrote an iPhone app game called iPairs.  I can't get an iPhone, I have verizon.",0
@nodgarb  So sorry. I hope she's going to be OK.,0
300th update.  lol,1
Lions lost agaimst South Africa 2day...  but we gave them a good match next time we will win ! xxx,0
@Inderkochar I am perfectly fine,1
"Right, iPod is going off now. I have school tomorrow unlike most of you",0
"In balmy, FREEZING San Diego, California! Six hour drive; 2 a.m. salad and coffee at Denny's. Classy!",1
"Wow, twitter follower explosion in the past 24 hours. Either there's a new spam bot, or mass delusion has set in.",1
@hollybeane  better than undead sausages,1
"@flossa You just had to go there, didn't you",0
Hisss movie trailer http://bit.ly/gEiMy Interesting,1
@Marymacstudios There is a double edge sword on this subject.,1
@mrslizcook  Thanks!,1
@laraclifford it does that to me too!,0
@JollyGreenGirl  the bigger question is how much do men consume...,0
"hey, pray for my uncle. he's in surgery right now  he gets out at noon. please make sure everything goes well",0
@Nelly_Vi sure thing just let me know,1
Cross Edge is sitting in this apartment and I cannot play it   At least not for a few hours.,0
@toni_gonzaga Hey there!,1
@avrilwalsh Hiya - another follower coz of Jase. Have a good day,1
Greetings from the Scottish Highlands....,1
@RyanSeacrest I would go to Rio de Janeiro. There is no place like that!,1
and then i remember my english a level tomorrow and want to cry,0
"@JaffaCakeLover Dammit, I lost the game too",0
"@phoenixmert LOL! I had to get some files off of it. I kinda fixed it, but its running soo slow and freezes constantly!",0
@mileycyrus OMG NEW SONG!!,1
@katiep68 @3rika Might have to make the next Taco Sunday. Got a story to finish and tonight's not looking too promising,0
"Good morning twitterland! First thing that greets me is a scary call to participate in HTML5WG. Not personally, but in general.",1
freaking bred & missing someone  <3,0
@meaganlovesyou why! they have some nifty stufffff!,1
Oliver just called me and said he may have to work the night shift this week. 3pm-1am. Boo! If that's the case I won't see him at all...,0
Ohh mahh gudd indio iss supahh hott,0
@missiondeep  Most likely....,0
like why the fuck am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..shit was crazy,1
"@invisiblesparks you've been twitter mia, ms. ceji.",0
Good morning! It's Monday! Have a wonderful day!,1
"@awakeningstweet Thanks, Michele!",1
PS I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He is so amazing in every way. *muah* baby I love you! okay now I'm getting off.,0
Im not feeling the love today,0
@DD32 nice work on the new WP_Upgrader class. still trying to wrap my head around it,1
Well... Another looong night working and stuying,1
wow its my 200th update. thats crazzzy,1
Coding a little bit on the ItemDB. Just little extra's.,1
"Good morning to you, too, @Toxophilist - it is indeed a glorious day. I will admire through office window",0
Having a lazy day today,1
@Miley Cyrus   Love it to follow you  Twitter is a good thing,1
just sent his down payment for his bla mod on his new 003r,1
@jason_isaacs Hey! What's that supposed to mean?,0
http://twitpic.com/7gj31 - my 5 am snack  totally raided the kitchen. lol. who's your daddy?!,1
Anyone got a Spotify invite over? My 13-year old niece is craving,1
Homeward bound Open road = beautiful. My fave,1
"Juz got an email from teh Marilyn Manson website pplz saying teh new album is out, which i got today, yay!",1
@stutterdude I never even noticed the ABBA shirt. I'm a lousy fan.,0
doing : alignment + bold title content   dapat teh tarik sedap nieh... tak gitu syed?? ),0
"@jonaskevin Congrats!! I wonder how the concert was! I couldn't go  But don't worry, I'll go to another one! haha well... so, Good night!!",0
@mikediddy tysons home made and the original wanna taste the rainbow? lol skittles is my weakness im eating a pack every other day,0
"@Troyboy300 It was actuay pretty intresting, but I got super mad when it cut into SVU. Luckily I didn't miss much",1
"@hollyheartsnick damnit i forgot to watch harpers AGAIN! or to tape it, at least.  ill have to wait for it to go up on CBS.com tomorrow",0
"@rvanklaveren Whilst I am pleased for you, I am going to be sad. Knowing you are on the other side of the world is sad...",0
"@myke115 You do! I still have your belt.  No minivan, but mid sized SUV yeah...its HER car though. No baby seat in my car.",1
Yay  So.. How Is Everyone?,1
phone has broken... laptop has broken... and the bus left as I ran to catch it - and I was standing by the door!,0
@jessie_morris fuck that shit it's lie in time!,1
"@IcAd0N that's an awesome story luv, someday you gotta write a book, I'd buy it",1
@thatboydustin YESSSS!  sounds superdupercool to me!! [the crowns and you coming over],1
painting. =] i think this room will be max relaxin lol but srsly its gonna be cool. purple and black are mah fav colors,1
Morning all. Last day of having eggies for brekkie. Dad is very grumpy today. Not sure I can cope with this,0
First night of bowling league went well.  Bowled a 183-204-193....193 average over all!  Just missed the 600 series mark!,0
@BD_24 did you really? LMAO  you are such a bad boy! Luv Ya,1
@lickmycupcakes Oh poor puppy  whats wrong with him,0
mate with mum,1
@jordanknight to sleep or not to sleep http://twitpic.com/5k81h http://twitpic.com/65c6s http://twitpic.com/65c6s what do you think?,1
Open a window,1
"Love is many things.. but there is one thing it can and will never be, and that is unsure..",1
@pimptress7 So am I  have you tried myspace?,0
3 tweets away from 8500. I know who it's going to.,1
My office just donated 2 cases of Zola Acai Energy Smoothies for the #MITM4E Selma march.  Rock,1
says how come those wristlets that I want are always out of stock or not produced anymore? *sad*  http://plurk.com/p/121p0a,0
"@sonaljhuj Yes, it is. Or maybe half of my subscribers left  - Again.",0
@ZettaGeek You know that spare system I used to have in the barn? I must have fried the MB with a bad power supply...  :S,0
"So, who else hates BrokeBack Mountain?..",0
Just cleaned out the fridge and tv and packed it to send home. OMG I can't believe I'm leaving in two days! Just two years left!!!,1
"This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I'm on today",1
Yesterday was amazing on the water and the sun did come out for a visit. Enjoy today next 5 days RAIN in NYC,0
My good friend @fvonx created @TweetMarker. Small firefox extension to tweet or retweet selected text in your browser. Try it!,1
misses his girlfriend lots. macbook and cuddlez tomorrow,1
@ sonics yummmmmy,1
"@mandythetwit Aww, what's the problem for Max? I hope he's okay. Hope your vet doesn't charge megga-bucks for a Sat too",0
Gf has gone to bed about half hour ago and I'm still here typing away for the site. It'll be worth it,1
dunkin donuts (((: i hope @DanceDancexox doesnt die from the old lady and the nun,1
So so happy to be with @theblackqueen - she even makes doing laundry wonderful,1
@superdeedee311 thanks.,1
"@hebrewzzi lameness was RE seeing some guy get hit by a car. no good. glad to hear the show went well! i was at pianos, heavy keyboard",0
Hates not having my phone to contact Sas,0
Today's #weight = 167 :: Day 75 of 100: +2.2 lbs/lost 17 lbs & 12 lbs 2 go. Sooo mad at myself for not tracking yesterday! Grrrr...,0
"my internet is down cuz my modem is fried, could be a few days...sorry gg cant have our usual chats   unless u have msn,",0
@breathe_in well when you come down i will personally make you an awesome mexican breakfast,1
about to watch Up w/ @reallyalvin at Santana Row,1
was caught in a 'FAST UNTO DEATH' roadblock on my way to calcutta... phew... I'm alive and here at workplace now after 2 hrs delay,0
@SkunKy_86 Caught up Skanky  Caught by the internet  How r u?,1
@x__cindy anyone who doesn't have $5. I mean....wut???,0
Little things like loving text messages from Barcelona can totally make one's day.  I love my global friends.,1
Its disgusting that only 29% of those registered to vote in Scotland did.,0
Graduation  i love sarah and brandon. and everyone else.,0
On my 2 to work....huuuh I thnk I'm gonna hav 2 quit but first I think I need 2 gt my house in order....so 2 speak,0
I wanna go back! I don't feel home here,0
@CrunchyK Awwww  I'm sorry to hear you are sick hun. I hope you feel better fast!,0
@jairodriguez lmfaoooooo. That was meant as a response to my friend Kristen asking me what I'm doing tonight!!! Oh my fucking god.,0
sick  but on the plus side no school for me todayyy,0
@delilah88 aw good!  has it been a good day? (:,1
Just dropped off Phoenix at Rocky's mom's house.  I won't see him until Saturday night. This is so weird.,0
Only 9 more mins on library computer,0
this cough is killing me,0
I've been following babygirlparis aka Paris Hilton yeah the real one  1st tweet I've seen of hers she just had dinner,1
Man I can't really pick up Cassadee for a little while because I kind of hurt my back today. Poor baby!,0
there was an earthquake while i was sleeping,0
Got the Macbook Pro seller to send me the serial number of the machine before I paid. Turns out its just a macbook so not buying it now,0
Barbie gets tatted  http://tinyurl.com/c4prxn there is even one that declares her love for male doll Ken. tramp stamp (,0
Just talked to him for the longest time since he's been gone,1
@furrytom Oh yeah? And how does that go about working?  Boggles the mind ... lol!,1
Trying desperately to find a particular 'fandom secret' about Gert Yorkes but failing miserably,0
http://twitpic.com/7pdl5 - I love rain. 404SB backed up beyond MajrMac on-ramp. Bumper to bumper alllll the way down! Woohoo!,0
@immin I gave in... and have to admit you are correct,1
@frost_ie some folk can't even spell it,1
"@quirkytaverna I think so, it's not working for me either  Just when I want to lurk and waste time, too!",0
"Just got back from Sea World in SA, TX... Shamu is a mean whale, he got me all wet",0
@getsharp I thought I could hear the surf when I passed your desk,1
@euniqueflair Take care and get well soon,1
"Ran 20km today while fiancee was writing exams. 1:35:04. Captain, my black pomeranian got his first grooming. Lots of fur missing",1
these dreary days are depressing,0
GAH!  Algebra is making my brain feel squishy!  Think it's time for bed! Sleep well all,1
Goodnight everyone..,1
"Still exhausted from Asylum, but my little one skipped her nap, so no shut-eye for me, too",0
i would greatly like to meet @ddlovato. but my parents dont let me do anything. not even if i pay for it. LAME,0
YAY YAY 2 more weeks untill we start filming woah,1
This Iran situation has ruined my whole week  KEEP FIGHTING!!,0
"@DENISE_RICHARDS By the way, Good Morning",1
@salaboutme Thanks for the tweet!,1
@ijustine hey i-j i just gave my old imac g3 away yea i know sad  but it will give my freind brit more help than me,0
"Right, the lobster is ready and it's bikini weather outside. Life will be perfect today. As I hope yours will be too people",1
@heathsharp I wish I could help  Xoxoxo <3,0
@dbvictoria I'm responding to the necklace tweet!,1
"I love my grandparents, had a great day with them.. now I have to learn some mahts and than I'm taking a looong shower",1
jus got in form gettin ma hair done  lovin ma new tattoo,1
Just came back from an 'adventure'. So cool,1
owh no school time  hopefully somebody will rip it ;),0
@JenSealy stoked for this tour! i think im gona see them in leeds or southampton,1
"@doneganland saw the video , well done, it was good,,,,,,that guy has a long career ahead.......In Radio!!!!",1
"listening to angels & demons and da vinci code OSTs.. didn't like the movies much, but the music is HEAVEN! it's making me teary-eyed..",0
Good morning!  Gonna start this weekend by hitting the gym,1
http://bit.ly/1jYkj my new favorite song,1
"Last ever Tubridy Show  Imma miss him, but I'm glad he's taking over The Late Late Show. It hasn't been the same since Gay left",0
Just had lunch and was hanging out with my daughter. My XBOX 360 has 3 red lights and it's not working so I am not happy right now,0
@pixelsnatch Definitely   The show can't come fast enough,1
HAHAHAHA aw man. Can i get it back?,0
"@tonyrobbins " Success is not... " -> Nice quote, Thanks",1
@sarasmile13 i don't know,0
I think i'm ill...and fells wanna go home,0
"Trying to do bio unit 3, but getting distracted incessantly",0
Y mobile twitter wnt let u look at ur followers????dis makes me very sad,0
My Rock Band 2 drums died on me,0
how is it 8pm on Sunday night already...,0
had to stay off school today as i have to rest it!  :S,0
wow from 165 followers to 145 :/ ahh i love frapuccino!  BRILLIANT!,1
my laptops screen keeps blacking out on me even when I'm in the middle of something. I hope it's not broken  maybe I need to shut it down,0
thirdly-the da vinci code sucked..,0
Also no dairy based security dramas this time,0
"I'm really happy Miley Cyrus won the MTV Movie Awards!! She sooo deserves that!! I love you, Miley!! Rock on!!",1
@EmeraldDiscount That's fine. Not sure about forecast though,0
"@MarieLuv I still stick with my original response friend...if you have two Macs, why even risk it....capture on one, surf on the other",1
@masqueradelife aww  I expected it to be better than it was. Like it wasn't as good as the HM 3D one,0
@Lish95 he's NOT accepting/responding/anything! hence I couldn't add him to convo,0
is about to go to soccer tryouts  hot and dry 2day  waaahhh,0
What's up!!? @guillermop,1
"Okie, all that #SSS stuff is out of the way. Feel like some fresh baked croissants and a nice big cup of Java",1
".@russfan101b Yeah, suicide apparently. Just too sad. He actually had a positive effect on me when he was "Grasshopper"",0
@lanasuek Too much Chinese food now just means you'll be hungry again in 2 hours,1
"Just had the best hot chocolate ever with chilli  On my way back to the UK now, I need my lovely bed....oh and a sunday roast mmmm.",1
I don't like the doctors  its sepressing in here.,0
http://twitpic.com/6ga73 - photo .. this is sanur beach bali .. and the rest of my bestfriends,1
@woahbreanna wish I couldve made it girl!,0
says bye. EVENING. see yah later.  http://plurk.com/p/112az4,1
John at a college thing   staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3,0
"@mireika wow.  It was just a joke. A little over the top, but still...just a joke.  She's an idiot anyway",1
@traceymallett that's why i'm so much bigger the 3rd time around. I never get the chance to stop breastfeeding & it's added up!  #bookieb,0
will be heading to ATL Wednesday. Wish Celeste coulda came too.,0
Home from the beach. The swim was good.  going to balboa island for balboa bars after dinner.,1
@JackieShimamoto i love cobra starship!!  thanks for the suggestion!,1
I feel man flu coming on...,0
@Karen230683 @Glasgowlassy Right have downloaded the bloody thing...have added you 2...now my f'n mic won't work! Grrrr!!,0
@saraahjay everyone will be there except me,0
@JonYouknoJon awwww! thanx! ill put u on mines,1
@Chuybe  how come though?,0
@BeauGiles 1 API request per launch,1
I really really wish I lived closer to a Whole Foods. Hour and a half is not an acceptable (one way) driving time just for lunch,0
is in the field this week but still in St. Louis   That's okay.  Baby steps.,0
"im off to bed. no reason to stay awake, not like anybodys talking to me.",0
@kristin_09 I am here for an internship but will leave back for Germany soon  #manila,0
"@HHdakota i'm holding you to that, boy  and i'll help ya talk to demi i follow her too! i'm spreadin the word about HH",1
"@dimitrimckay Allentown, PA for a 4 month lease up job.",0
@JENjbphoto I stand no chance  You?,1
"OK, I believe I am now properly armed for my work environment.",1
"@stefaniejessica make sure lisa comes, i'm scared i won't know anyone! haha i wish @Tennesseexo was coming",0
@VonPip I'm afraid I have no bloody idea what you're talking about,1
Really sick! Stupid stomach virus!,0
@meli_beli I know! those were the good old days! .. we should all have a spoons reunion! haha,1
@feeshda ohhh. sad nmn nun.  i met him once. he seemed nice nmn.,0
Bad sleep night-long periods of being awake. Throat sore and tonsils obviously swollen. Great-on a long weekend no less.,0
@deanvipjets thank you! I love you baby<33333,1
@saraherodriguez what was the movie called? i looked on blockbuster and couldn't find it.,0
"More computer delay!    You know, it's hard enough to spend that much money...Dell shouldn't give me so much to time to reconsider!",0
@ForsakenDAemon only just started  but didn't get to bed until this morning..,1
Note to self---running the day after giving blood is a big mistake! Almost passed out; I had to stop after only 15 minutes,0
@butterflykate Well they're just going to have to leave him in it forever then...or they'll have to deal with you..,1
@boinkity Maybe tomorrow,1
@hadeerxo showoff. Ps. I miss you,0
I am totally back into the mmo swing. Grinding for two hours non-stop.,0
@Wossy I have On More GCSe exam left  And Then I got A levels  Old people Have it So Easy!,0
only 1 pack of cheese n onion crisps left...this is not good,0
home for the afternoon with a sick little buddy.,0
"I'm veg'in in my 'skivies' laxin' back. If you're cool with the jabber, then you're older than you think!",1
@nkvanhoosier or am I? LOL sorry just acting silly. Just ate so I'm very happy,1
"I've promised my bf not to be on Twitter as much... and YT  We are turning into room mates, and that's not good.",0
Watching tv at home all alone,0
Deym! I discovered that there's still more to know about Twitter! And I'm currently learning it now.,1
"@heidimontag  poor you, GOOD LUCK",1
"@Am1rah, not yet. Sadly.  I had to restart because my SAVE file got corrupted. T_T",0
"Sat in at break, it's TOO hot outside, can't do anything fun though",0
One page left! Thank the lord. But I have absolutely nothing to write about,0
@backstreetsmac http://twitpic.com/6gy9x - lucky. I loveeeeeeee him,1
"@RadioKilla LOVE DAT ALBUM "LOVE vs. MONEY" ,,LOVE THE-DREAM PERIOd POINt bLANk",1
"Is very, very happy with the way Dell handled his complant  Laptop tomorrow!!!! Thank you Dell!",1
@Hapson hoep so off to watch now,1
so far iv learned how to follow people  lets hope some hotties follow me back,1
watching Enchanted on Star Movies.,1
@LarryOji painful to watch whether u like x-men or just good movies in general. Bad story/cgi/everything  sorely disappointed.,0
@MCRmuffin yeah its alright  just didn't expect it from you that's all,1
"@sarahcfuller yeah her rents are letting me, so should let you! and uhmm ill scam from mum haha  (a) im being stalked!",1
"Dear nick santino, i'm starting to like justin richards better.",1
"@MOVINOVA No, I can´t watch it but I´ll try it later that day! Good luck with uploading it! Have a wonderful day! HUGS",1
Hate it when im forced to listen to my ipod. It always seems necessary for me to do that when im around him. Grr.,0
some cuban music  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7dpxv,1
Very sad  Microsoft money to be discontinue http://dhf0i.tk,0
PLEASE! Somerset stay sunny for longer than a week!!!!!!,1
Could this day have been any worse?  sucks,0
i got way too spoilt today. i feel bad,0
Maybe bed will = less tears. Ugh...,0
"oh. my. god. he is so HAWT!!! i am SOOO happy we get to see each other again 2nite!!! mmm, holding his hand again...",1
@chearn73 thank you  make sure u read the groups description to better understand this project,1
Watching Lost alone is NO FUN!!!! I need someone to scream at the tv with.,0
Happy birthday to Chastity.. She's 13 today... Time flies,0
My vacation is almost over.,0
@Wolfwings2 You are more than welcome...,1
@goodlaura Hmm. "Where are they going?" or "Where they ever there?",1
Sunday traffic near DC is a nightmare. Working on getting over the headache.,0
Sad I had to leave hour early to hang with fam! But I'm happy now that I'm with them,1
"Anyone knowing whereabouts of cool weather, pls contact me. It's HOT. My sweat, has sweat!",1
@yaquaholic Fluff.  Bloody typical..  I was relying in that this month,0
I'm okay. only threee more days baybay,1
Wow. Sort of sad in an odd sort of way.,0
I still don't really know how to tweet,0
No one missed me  I said I missed yall mh mean asses,0
@PDuffman004 Get some rest,1
Country music,1
@PapaRoachWhore I don't have a camera  lol srry,0
@patrickeatworld so fun. i is at home and i got sch tmr @ 9.15am!,0
has started to see an improvement with her muscles in legs and arms  YAY,1
"Right now, i need a movie, some hot tamales (best candy in the world), and @MarioSoulTruth... Best night ever...",1
Jaden Nation eats his girlfriends!,1
I accedentally deleted my new poem 4rm the cpu,0
"@sssshenin get the fk off twitter, I'm not even kidding. Do you have a life?",1
Realizing u have to work on saturday at 8:30 am when u thought u didn't sucks hairy ballsacks,0
"good luck, @gutacohen, @milatravi and @marigfontoura !",0
"@idolkatelyn Keep enjoying that beautiful weather, it is cold and rainy here in Northern California.  Have a blessed weekend...Joy",1
"doesn't knooo what to dooo today, it's lovely and sunny out...still banging my head against the wall",0
"@YourWxToday Yea, it was a bummer it was rained out. This weekend is the Pungo Strawberry festival in VA Beach. Going to try & go to that",1
Not so sure I like twitter.,0
"@vikasol The cousin I was watchin is 5months old.  This weekend is my nephews 1st birthday,... so we are havin his party!",1
"Okey, @proctorlabs IOS version doesn't support EIGRP summaries at all (not advertised). Need to break the rules of the lab now",1
"@Outlulz ...well, I don't do that.",0
Good Morning New Tweeties!!!  - @ZenDoc @HotGalsFollower @mydogdepotcom @leslieracing @KimmyHamilton @AshGanatra @dubbzeroXXX @tweettraxx,1
@RyanSeacrest I completely excited about the mtv movie awards so that I can get an early New Moon fix.,1
@PizzaRash i registered for my courses today,1
YES! Orton is now a 5 time WWE champ.,1
this heat is goin to make me pass out!!!,0
he's just being mean like all the time,0
@jinxman you would be suprised how lively is invisible space. Much more inteligence and power than within humans. It's social network 3.0,1
Yay I got accepted. This weekend can't get better.,1
for some reasons source SDK wont launch  i hate steam,0
The MTV movie awards have started,1
@nickjonas Ok so you Joe and Kevin do this so often and i am always sending you questions but mine never get answered,0
@theboycharlie I'm only going on the reaction via twitter last night but reckon it was 70% Diversity 20% Stavros 10% others,1
"@jdemers  Yes, Free is always good!",1
"Wanna work out so bad but sadly, not allowed yet.",0
My nephew Zane is officially a highschool graduate today   Damn I feel old!,1
@dazzleme911 heyyy ) I just saw your tweet... so I figured to tweet you back,1
@gaycyclops because I was thinking of joining you for a marathon sometime this summer... School's out in 13 days!!!,1
"Good Morning, America. (LOL) Nah, seriously just... Good Morning.",1
the sims 3 goes really slow on my computer  what do i do,0
Somebody needs to make a show called "Powerpoint: CSI" This week I am "fixing" Powerpoint slides. 1 slide had over 39 custom animations,0
@djsamhouse go on  lets see ur stuff... whats the address?,1
"@ChrissyC84 it wasn't. 2/3 days the plumber was in my apt. so I had no peace, no quiet, and not too much rest",0
I can't undersant a shit  That's why i hate you History!,0
damn jus saw my dream boys twitpic he's so phuckin sexy I wish he was up,0
@stephenanberlin I agree. It's about time,1
Morning Twitterland    Happy Monday to Everyone !!!,1
i really am sorry.,0
@GavinOsborn Had #vs2008 first then put #SQL2008 express. Did it on one go. No errors. Don't ever attempt to install #SQL2008 via WebPI.,0
going to bed... just got a horrible headache.,0
Birthday month.,1
Sad that I won't be able to make it to employment.nil? this weekend   #rubyjobfair,0
Trying out a new WP-2-Twitter Plugin,1
@vishwamehta That does suck,0
@theOlsens ï love u guys!!<3 u are so talented!!!!!! hope u are doing great!  FAN 4-EVER <3,1
"@spicyicecream i should have done that, but i'm too used to getting up early and eating breakfast  oh well, bring on the pickle chips!",0
"I'm bored and hungry. Kinda want to go out, but I'm still sickies.",0
"@MarcusBP Nice pic! You dont look like a fool, you look like a FAN!!!  See ya soon!",1
Just got to work already bored,0
@DavidArchie it's kinda chilly where i live. and this is my 1000th tweet so it goes you.,1
@JOSE_FRESH no  still in bed. Listening to the rain and sneezing.,0
"seeing @Anarbor today in VA (I HATE VIRGINIA JFC), should be fun",1
About to leave for school,0
"have 2 days left in Florence, then off to Rome, then the US. I'm kind of upset about this  BUT then i'm in puerto rico with @rudybbq",0
Ty holy  u made my day !!,1
Uh oh....lights flickered-hope the power doesn't go off-I hate the dark....and have no candles,0
@ichosetolive i was so sad when i saw this article. a story about bulimia & the person blows off the notion of therapy/nutrition therapy?,0
enjoying the last day of non-rain before Sunday,0
@dougiemcfly please please PLEASE say hey to @elliemcfly she loves you! pleaseee!  xxxxx,1
@edwestwicklover :O why is it not working ?  are you sure ur clicking the icon thing then it goes to the yes or no bit :L,0
@bretthoof niga i got my own now!,1
@MaeJo loser you didn't call me at all,0
"@mspixieriot And you could drop off buttons at my office later in the week if you like  As for $/free, I'm thinking free, to spread word.",1
#inaperfectworld I wouldn't have to do so many sit ups...,0
@evilitlsquirrel I love the fact that when they wag their tails the whole back end of their body wags with it. So enthusiastic,1
@mahika I'll play marcus all day tomorrow too  about to go to bed!,1
Ooouuhh... Good morning! Wie warm es heute ist!,1
I asked Adrian out.  He said yes.,1
drinkin tea cuz my bffaa says i cant drink coffee tea isnt the same,0
My bed feels to good to get up,0
"@SnarkyWench That's why I was looking at the video tutorials- same applies though  Worth spending time on the tutorials, not sure for 6's.",1
@lilyroseallen men then,1
Norway didn't deserve all the votes they got. They weren't that remarkable. And there was better performances.,0
wants everyone to know..that I .... love.... JB!!,1
"@DigitalRelish  Too true, unfortunatly I just don't really know where would be the best place, I'd prefer somewhere I havent been before",1
@yeahman4real i know,0
finally headn home from CB...back there @ 6 AM,0
Happy mah baby shower over. Now I can relax my tired ass body.,1
"Its dinner time and then soon sleep time!But before that where did my ipod go,I'm in the mood for some "clue"",1
"@Nida Sorry about the rice flour, and the sad belly.",0
@Teaky_Lei Ayeee I just finished my Rasta Pasta,1
@mfsoccer94 Curses! If only I was a few minutes faster,0
Im up guys  lloll,0
Yay! Yardwork is done and i found a ride to epic!!!! Im happy,1
@JonathanRKnight Awesome show tonight - I got some (okay a lot) of pictures of you. Pretty sure I captured that elusive Jon smile!,1
@xDisneyFan im great  would you follow my support selena site ? http://twitter.com/iSupportSelena,1
Maggie just drove most of the way home before she remembered she doesn't live there anymore.  .,0
One more day with the 6th graders. Glad I know the Lord.  I can do all things with Christ who gives me strength.,1
@pinkelephantpun Bunnies are vicious animals. Did you see the Monty Python Holy Grail movie? That rabbit was  a monster.,1
@yoko71 hi this is may from the fb group,1
Boreedd... Studying History!!!,0
Not really sure what the current discussion has to do with the topic of the session.  #e2conf46,0
@ashleigh92 i might of done 8) i want it to look good for you comin back baby  i miss you  not long now though ;o i love you xxx,0
hopes to be in the same section with my prends.  http://plurk.com/p/xd6g1,1
"Off to go see star trek with guillermo, kenny, and abel",1
"I had to leave just as I was getting going on a really cool print. Baw, I have to wait until next week now.",0
"@lovesickass Yeah, that doesn't really make me feel any better.",0
@Impala_Guy Yes i´m in front of my computer - waiting for u tonight  Missed u,0
@patrickdolan23 aw no! for both the drama and the lack of booze,0
"@bvhk it did. More than MS Word recovering, I was worried about myself. Both recovered  BTW you coming for alumni meet on Sunday? @awtaney",1
@errorlikespie we just passed by some dumb cows!,1
got my dose of sunshine today!  pics coming soon,1
Kingston rolls out 128GB DataTraveler 200 USB flash drive http://tinyurl.com/mop7jh (via @engadget) I remember 128MB thumbdrives,1
haha .. i dont have many 'followers' or 'followees',0
@DelicatelyReal  I feel your pain,0
@awesomet0m no it's not,0
"Forgot to run the command script, now the licensing has expired. Feel so guilty now  He was the one who got me the master suite",0
"@SeanCallinan Slaughter? Pft, we didn't own at all.",0
finally getting car fixed today or tomo. hope i don't lose my job over this past couple weeks,0
going shopping tomorrow... need some new jeans  but for now: sleep time!,1
@WooopJess oooh who said that  thats goood!,1
We have a sub in spanish again.,0
@KatherineKoutur glad I am not the only one...I need to get in gear with cleaning   blah,0
I need to do some Biology and Physics revision,0
@mynameismeaghan @wissybabyy  agreeeed i had goosebumps. i freaking hate kristen though...  grrr.,0
@artistic_dreams haha no need to kid   if it's true it's true and recognizing your rockness is the first step to greatness,1
Sleepy sleepy sleepy. I can't party for almost a week straight anymore.,0
#squarespace 3gs  when is it coming.?,0
@gulpanag W O W !! riding an enfield / drumming... you seriously RAWK !!,1
"gonna say bye for a bit, tweet you all later peeps.",1
"@a_dubstar Nahhhhhh i'm even worst, trust me. Haha",1
@nikkitot Let's go to brewing point and visit alex one of these days! Bring the boys!  Game?,1
wish I were not allergic to sunlight so I could go out and enjoy a nice walk around the installations.,0
@trniii ok im not sad anymore...that leads me to think about what else i say to you that you dont pay attention too...sad again,0
"@inezherbosa Why? What's wrong, bb?  Cyber huggg. Our car ride home was so.. quiet. @hellomirv @GABREEZYY",0
I`m leaving london  To got to Machyllneth to volunteer with www.pirc.info,0
"@mlobikis1 I've only checked out Geico so far... will look into State Farm, Progressive, etc next. Thanks for the tip!",1
#haveyouever eaten chili with tofu with mushrooms with rice with soya sauce with garlic and with pineapple and durian? --Just yesterday!,1
Havin a rave at my sisters stall,1
1:30 on a Saturday and I haven't done a thing all day,0
is going to "the school dance" with Phoebe  Oh! My! God!,1
jus home kind of  sad,0
Thank gosh it's 5pm...off to the doctor I go,0
im making my videos soon!,1
@murraygold nah - I'd rate Wall-E as at least Stoke City FC!!!   Good luck!,1
@BigAssBadger Tell Sapphy I said Hi !!! Just trying to get ready for the builders coming in on Thursday- 5 weeks of total disruption due,0
@zoetunstall a girl after my own heart,1
"Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List: 1.Angelina Jolie, 2.Oprah Winfrey, 3.Madonna e 4.Beyonce Knowles. GIRL POWER  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7owl4",1
"@Mtkd3 waiting for a friend on msn, and she's late.",0
Take it back!,1
sent my "trainee" out to get me Starbucks double shot cinnamon dolce,1
@kevinayP Well...it kinda works. But there's the spam problem.,0
@iamedic...after a beer or two and a flexeril! lol  I lie flat...someone holds my arms and he pulls my leg and it goes back in!,1
Haven't seen much pics from there either; now I got a link from @ropemarks and behind a friggin' firewall at work. So far for pr0n @ work,0
Just a question. Are hot air balloons a good choice for branding on #bing   Mi... Read More: http://is.gd/Ltig,1
the dog doesn't even whine when I leave. I really am that unloved these days,0
not feeling well at all today! ugh cant I just go home.,0
@shanedawson lots of people dont i know lots of people  but some of them have step dads :/,0
"Watching Dream Girls. This movie reminds me of someone. Gah, I miss my Loser buddy.",0
@nathanhinshaw just did a high kick!,1
TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day,0
Back to the vet,0
The ATM machine made some grinding noise but didn't spit the $ out. Online bank statement says it did.,0
@Serendipity75 ((hugs)) I'm so sorry,0
Good morning twitter  I need more followers,1
@rachaface i promoted your @wyclef thing!!,1
"@ILoveKenya you could not outrun me...no way, no how.  consider yourself lucky that I'm not close by little girl haha",1
Stuck at work with no music b/c my ipod BROKE!!! SOOOOO... bored,0
"@ValerieWhite  not screwed up. just human. ours brains and feelings are flawed, sometimes irrational, but all the more beautiful for it <3",0
"We need to leave soon, or we will certainly miss the train. We don't want to leave, but don't tell Gurpreet that.",1
"Another glorious day! Can't believe this run of weather. Sadly stuck inside working, but I do have the window open  #fb",1
"@mortade aww, i have many problems,.",0
@mileycyrus Miley please come to the uk  i really want to see you and ive been so exited are you coming ;( wb!,0
"...loading a pic up, when my webcam would work...",0
"enjoying my Garret's, with a spoon so my fingers don't get stained with orange cheese stuff",1
Out and about ... Visiting people I haven't seen in a min  ...,1
I should be hanging out with Karen soon. Awesome.  I hope to see more friends this weekend or really soon.,1
"@vikusia good on you, Victoria  more people need to do such things.",1
rolls eye no one to twitter,0
**wavin to rasheezy**  Good murnin,1
can any ACTUAL people follow me?? lol seriously I'm cool! :p except for my friends i think i only get spammers,0
@konfigmaster they forgot www.twittermega.com,1
"Good Morning June!  That's a very nice, sunny, start.",1
@JQPHOTOGRAPHY YES! I have most of the episodes on dvd. ha. great show,1
morning  How are you all?,1
my favorite thing about my marriage is that we are ALWAYS trying to make each other laugh.  G'morning everyone,1
"I have six hours of class to look forward to, then when I get home this evening I have another four hours of work to be completed",0
Tummy ache.  I needa practice driving! And I most def needa work out and get a mutha fuckin tan ha,0
"@acj525 mummmmmmmmmmm,  can you put the pizza in the oven",1
@Kozzmo7 Because I'm sad for the Nuggets! It was Melo's 1st time going passed the 1st round and it's his b day today!,0
I'm sooo mad I missed the Grand Opening party @ Annex!  (that was the highlight of my day grrr),0
"@hakerem Twitter.com, ever hear of it?",1
"going to buy lines, vines, and trying times tomorrow!!    *I Love the Jonas brothers!!*  .",1
"@TferThomas so did you watch?  I'd forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore",0
and Mr @MIKEJAGGERR will be accompanying his honey,1
@YoursTruly_Rae I will make sure to do as such...,1
"@Franckjj  looking in France for an AE is the UK, that looks like a challenge",1
I am being a daredevil and washing my dry clean only futon cover!  The new one is actually toooo big.,0
@iadiedee Welcome aboard Zibbet!!  We're always here if you ever need us!,1
whoop maybe not. bk in bed with a frozen back,0
@QandQ I have never had a partner.,0
Miss Aloe has a torn acl.  See her sunning herself? http://mypict.me/4GXP,0
"@tatango_andrew Oh, congrats!! What kind?",1
@shabooty thanks  btw,1
"Argh, tears! It's so sad",0
beautiful rainbow over City Hall atm,1
"Going to meet Sharmeen now.. She'll be in the area with a friend, so I'm popping out to see them",1
Sipping on a Ice Cold Heineken ina 1 hand.. and a Watermelon White Owl (properly modified lol) in the next,1
i missed the CMT awards i heard that it was good,0
im glad rpattz fans are digging out more info... i was a lil worried that i woudnt get my daily dose of Rob!,1
@uclabruin4lyf8 agreed,0
just scheduled a call at 12 in the night!!! Ohh damn... that's going to be painful,0
and it was,1
@officialmgnfox It's good sign  I'm happy to see you in twitter.,1
@jonathanrknight u here? i would really love to hear from u! like really!,0
"Very pleased with response, going fast  get Your FREE guide now http://creatingahealthierwealthierfuture.com/yourguide.html",1
"haha My mom and sister are going to mexico tomorrow, I will miss you  http://is.gd/R9OD",0
@brianabibbo woow ! you'll see lauren ! thats soo cool,1
@Befabulousorg bet you could burn double if you went for Metallica instead.  Would strengthen the neck muscles too.,1
@justjen30 I'm following her now. Thank you,1
@Ohmahlanta I'm cleaning too....,0
@JohnNoonan One of my friends bought it and didn't like it. They are out of town until Monday though,0
"just made a sweet playlist. loving it. includes: christina aguilera, corrine bailey rae, james morrison, meiko, sufjan stevens, and more",1
ihave a horrible headache,0
@Pheeby DUDE i made betty crocker choc chip cookies today,1
Downloading some videos on orbit. The wireless connection is currently slow now,0
@adrianspencer we have mice in our attic who clog dance,1
Finally for IBM z/OS Parallel Sysplex Operational Scenarios published on Friday   http://www.redbooks.ibm.com/abstracts/sg242079.html,1
sunday again! The weeks goes so fast! but it's not a problem cause soon it's summer break from the school!,1
"so bored!, just gonna put some music on my upod and get into bed and sleep!  xxxxxxxxx",1
first 3 boxes packed for the move.  Only a million and a half left to do.  This is the downfall of being a "stuff" collector,1
"right, sleepy time, good night everyone, special thoughts to sephora damager, generous pixiedust, bday girl, goldengirl and tihanawa  x",1
"Sent my daughter off to church camp this morning. I'm happy for her, sad for me. A week without my girl",0
Letting my mom use my computer.  be back soon (hopefully),0
@behi_at thanks a lot!  i still have to practice a lot I think ;-),1
@helianniina Listened to it again coz you reminded me. This is so depressing.  ? http://blip.fm/~5joo9,1
Just came back from funweekend! It was great!,1
@petewentz nooooo  no video can live up to the awesomeness of that song,0
"What a fabulous night!  The music was fabulous, got to dance several dances, and my friend Victoria may have met herself a new man",1
jesse is coming over and we are going to make a video maybe! not exactly sure but we might,1
PS: I really need to promote http://bit.ly/bUeRk  - who will give me a helping hand by tweeting a message with the link? pleaseee,0
@HotlantaHanna24 I thought they were good guesses  lol,1
"@kirby08 i've seen it but only in the west end and some old bootlegs...i've yet to even go to broadway  but yeh, rent is fantastical",0
@DYAMOND24 I went to bed early and couldn't sleep,1
@bubblet0ess  I wish I was with you right now.,0
@immature what,0
@yogeshsarkar what... its raining where in delhi? in which part?? am also in delhi... no rains here,0
I wish my mind wasn't so up & down like it is  trying not to think about all of it while im at work for the next 12 hours..,0
@ebassman cant wait to meet you or possibly see you in toronto,1
@quartetship  try taking sleeping? resting? anything?,0
my arm hurts  do you care? no ok... :$,0
1st day of winter  already counting down the days till summer 4am no point in sleeping now,0
I literally in holiday mood already,1
"@bethanydillon seriously, how many miles do you think you travel a year? crazy.. but im so glad! see ya in perrysburg",1
I'm hungry. But too late for dinner & too early for breakfast..,0
@Gomerch can u pay any other way than with a credit card?? I don't have one,0
@MadMaggieDesign you are welcome and have a wonderful day,1
32 more minutes..32 more minutes..  it cannot pass any slower.,0
Yuju! Tengo 100 Followers!,1
Where can i get free laker tix? I ve never been to a laker game  i want to go so bad : p,0
@alexcashcash lolololol. Can't Hardly Wait was on todayyy   all I thought about was Party In Your Bedroom video ahaha,1
"@soillodge yes, it will be. it's only Monday",0
now another day in a hot office,0
cant believe sky sports have already changed the club logos around for next season it hurts seeing Newcastles in the championship section,0
"@knightsangel @nextmrsmcintyre i have entered too, hope a UK girl gets it, cant wait to hear tomorrow but i know it wouldnt be me",0
@_Ashashlee I'm wearing your pink ashlee t-shirt BOOO I miss u!!  love ashlee!,0
@djm19 i burnt beans! beat that!,0
there is a Monsanto ad on nytimes.com right now.,0
@jaysinhorror I wasn't able to get any 7"s,0
@sukaira  wish I was there. Have fun!,0
@hippopotame I hope I didn't give you the flu.,0
got all A's,1
"@speakgirl Ummm, yes. I think I can handle that...   LOL",1
@Laipai go to eat baby!i'm making a chocolate cake for 2day,1
Running didn't go too well this morning,0
Game called,0
@ruby015 @wajun ???????????????????????  ????????????????????????,0
"@MariaP_93  what time  r u going in to skl tomorrow?? done enough revision? lol, I've got to go over chem and child dev tonight..",0
@garrons yeah man.  let's get together later on today at some point,1
@elizabethalbery Orange it is then (out of stock of White & Strawberry: sorry!). 1st Class post today. Enjoy!,1
i'm officially a junior!!! wooooh summmerrtimeeee,1
welcome to the family new pillow  im going to lay my head on you tonight!!!,1
#WT20 - India vs South Africa begins in some time. Is it even worth a watch now?  so very sad for Indian cricket,0
Figures. Day off tomorrow and the forecast is calling for rain,0
@treborlady Hello to you too!,1
"@cwtsh That's ok, I'll keep trying",1
Lakers with a 13 point lead at the 1/2. Damn.,0
"@AMomTwoBoys aw man, now I'm homesick for South Africa!",0
"I work tonight! Boo  I want a copy of MAYHEM for SURE, tough! Can I have a rain-date with you? (Or sunshine date?) ;-)",0
watching a rihanna concert... alone,0
@To_The_Moon I can confirm the chocolate was *deee-lumptious*  You OK this morning?,1
@tommcfly Busted o/,1
@ladygaga sounds nice,1
@Josh_Hunt nothing  what about u?,0
Thanks to the stupid thunderstorm I don't get to enjoy my last day at the lake.,0
I never said lets end it i never said goodbye.. I just say those sad tears n look at we are..,0
"Day 1 from the Solars Invasion of Colorado up...but, we're stuck in Kansas    http://joshsolarphoto.blogspot.com/",0
"@Jenypher408 You are such a kind ,loving,caring,and giving person! Ice cream sounds good",1
@mgrinham3 I can't text! My phone isn't working,0
@minamic: More of the features I guess & the emoticons... Seems like you can do more with it than the other... But that's just me.,1
"@lifeisnocheese i am so jealous, i want that game  i picked re 5 instead of it and i think it was a big mistake",0
everyone is traveling overseas but me... argh! so unfair...,0
@shaundiviney I voted for you guys,1
@camievog damn . .neither sound like fun to me,0
@kicktweets i like that one song on the Twilight soundtrack........."Decode" by Paramore. Its on my mp3player. Love that song.,1
Howdy people,1
My 2.2.1 jailbreak is gone  Oh well I pooched #cydia a few months ago and never got a chance to fiddle too much in redoing my jailbreak.,0
Don't ruin my day mr. Orthodontist,0
@mexber same here. 2 for things that may take a while to attain.,1
@AussieMumTwo Thanks Rebecca. Have a happy #followfriday!,1
@salbrecht that's when the sales meetup is on!,0
"Nice, St. Albert's @saintcitynews is on Twitter!",1
"@timothy_crepeau he wears a lot of 7 jeans and also Calvin Klein, I'm not sure what the cropped ones he was wearing are though",0
i almost got killed today! and i was on local tv with mr saalborn.,1
To all the GTD folks out there... I need a faster way for input on my Blackberry? I'm finding it faster to jot on paper and re-transcribe,0
@kristianc No idea! I only accepted Exeter as my firm because it had a slightly higher offer than UEA. I'm really torn between the two...,0
And u blow,1
http://twitpic.com/6priy - answering your emails,1
"@RevzNexus a fairy, this Easter morning. dnt know abt later, but will let u know",1
is heading out to the barber shop for his monthly head shaving!  LOL,1
"So I didn't quite make the scheduled AFD timetable, but I'm happy enough with it.  2 AFDs scheduled now, if I pull them off I'll be fine",1
"Okay, here goes.  A serious concerted effort to sign off for the night  Night y'all! *hugs and green dreams* Until tomorrow ...",1
"#bachelorette  Uh, my husband watching Bachelorette and I'm watching the OK State/Clemson baseball game",1
working hard on developing a national renewal campaign for my student housing clients,1
@dailystab I know ! Just one cupcake and you have to start all over again,0
"so i totally know what dress i'm getting, and it's gonna be awesome.",1
@AxSelite Mw2 won't be cod6. They don't own the rights. But will be kick ass as a sequel  #xboxe3,1
I think i have a working diff amp! Now for the oscillator..,0
@animallife Ugh that's horrible. Why would they wanna kill them?! Wolves are so beautiful. I  dont get what motivates these people.,0
I hate headaches,0
@new_iulia Ahwww otherwise I'll wait 'till the wedding. I @new_iulia assume there will be plenty of pictures taken then,1
@germancastillo Vaya no puedo ver el video me sale " This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions. " MY IP,0
ah i love you sweets,1
@illwil2 thanks babe!,1
@Alexrich1  I laid out...fell asleep....now I have lobster-ness,0
Good people lift my spirits no end  thank you,1
@qzanny Bladder infection. OWWWWWWW!!!!!!,0
great night seniors 09!!,1
Mrs @joy_inc and I are off to ikea to buy a table and chair set for our balcony. The perfect day to just sit and read,1
@moonshowr  I read they are contemplating a Gambit movie.  It would be cool if they got the same guy to play him - he was good.,1
@IdolNews american idol alumni michael johns from season 7 has a new single out called "heart on my sleeve" idol scoop for you,1
@andyfraser apparently not for me,0
is off. Workout time.  http://plurk.com/p/tqnvu,1
on the way home. bye dallas,0
g'night my wittle twittles,1
@tifferwiffers 64 days since I smoked,0
just got out of the shower. maybe going to town later.,1
"sun's out, temps are up, wind isn't too bad. think i'll spend the afternoon/evening riding over hills and dales  woop!",1
Not goin to be able to make the funeral nemore...,0
rain rain go away.  had to cancel my pool plans! tragic.,0
"debating how to do "the talk" with my first years - "siirrr, when are we doing reproduction???"",0
@hookbill thanks for answering.,1
Headed to bed.. Having 2 sick girls with 102 fevers isn't very fun,0
I really need to start playing guitar again :/ woooooo this week I haven't player for about3 weeks,0
"clouds  i dont like couds, you cant see the sun when its cloudy. i like the sun",0
http://tinyurl.com/abc8vc why bebi gib sad song,0
"just got up  its tooo early, and im still red+ my taper keeps coming put :/",0
@jakehgonzales me too. Not good enough though!,1
"I'm so ready for a break from IB. But, guess what?, summer work. Yay! At least its only for Bio II, ITGS, Engilsh, & French.",0
Ever seen joggers with the dog leash around there waist ? I bet they never thought the dog may want to go faster,1
"Mint icecreammmmm~ (thanks, @Tigorasou  I <3 you)",1
@EazyDuzI7 I'm sorry! I couldn't get my student loan in time.,0
"Back to work, after 4 days holidays in London...  incredible how many fixys, single speeds,...  unluckily my town is not flat at all",0
@Fnoo stop complaining! we never get weather that's anything like this! I'm going out soon to make the most of it,1
@louiseholtt for andy's party...ughh he treats me like shitt! we need chat,0
On my self in my room,1
@Lozzie101 oh yes no doubt about it   x,1
Nuuuh! I wanted tigers to win,0
I can't find any tagalog news articles.,0
freaking titanic making me cry!,0
Have to sell my car. It's costing me too much. Can now afford one rollerskate. Bye bye petey,0
Just got bitten by a dog  Any tips on what I should do?,0
@nwoolhouseuk surely,1
I just love when all my little brothers friends come over,0
@ktthebby nahh you should ! hm.. nah,1
@ladymisssusan may be too good...I may be the problem,0
@ saloon. I'm bored,0
is cooking a bbq for 180 today,0
Just had an all-out Nerf and paper wad fight with 5 boys.  I totally won.  Good times!,1
first bonfire this year,1
"@olympiahoops Goodmorning O! You know I'm going to miss you tonight!  Have a great day w/ur family,fiance,and friends. I'm so EXCITED!",0
"I am doomed in any case. Our hosts' daughter is home from L.A. and follows my tweets. (Save me, Claire, I'd do the same for you!",1
bah...took the plunge. updated the last mac in the house (the MacBook) w/ Safari 4 (non-beta) a.k.a. Tabs-on-top-goodness-no-more *sniff*,0
Visit to SF Bay Area & PHX later this week.,1
"@bettyandboo @Wordlily @bookladysblog Aww, thanks everyone! I feel terrible...I fell asleep and missed everything",0
@jordanknight Surevey says... uh- uh.. still not working!!,0
"From 25ËšC and sunny yesterday, to cold and rainy today. Gotta love the British weather  #fb",0
@curtisjk  we could do with some mugs in the station first! Theres non there at all! I want a bolton fm fleece if we have any haha,1
"Also, The Great Escape was... um, great, although I missed the Alexis Petridis/Colin Greenwood/Paul Morley/Simon Armitage talk",0
@Aloemilk I wanted YOU to write it.. LOL. I can't write,0
I fell down and busted my butt,0
"@NaKeaMardee yay! ur using twitterfox... isn't it so cool,  what a nerdy thing for me 2 say... lol",1
@surekhapillai i dont watch Boston Legal.. bt I think I get what u mean,1
@_hayles i hate having a stupid common name,0
@simplygeorgette I had gotten sad when I saw what had occurred.,0
@brandibees there is a gaslight anthem 10" but i cant afford anything right now  spent my last dollars on resin to make toys,0
"@twentitoo - Give me some lasagna! I command you! Well, pretty much pleading.",1
@LainEubank i did too   dont miss the fast track coaching with @danesanders and @thebecker this afternoon!,0
@chamberrycherry I just sent you a friend request,1
@Munnerr why aint u followin me biatch?... an omg lets fail maths together tommorow! it's actually pitiful how bad i am,0
"Flipping thru fashion mags and thinking "oh how I miss my pretty pretty #lacoste red shades, that is now at the bottom of Bass Lake"",0
alrighty Im up and bout to roll out the bed. gotta wash and clean up @4U2envy morning  what crap,1
"Healing from having 3 teeth pulled, lord knows I think I did something wrong....cause Im still aching",0
up to albany to see the fam,1
"@huma_rashid Well, you're closer to me than I thought. I'll be there in two hours...  Where r u going to school?",1
"http://bit.ly/uw4Vq  @darkmorning, second paragraph",1
I had an amazing time last night,1
is having lunch tomorrow with a special friend,1
@mozwold haha it's a good point! I squeeze tweets in between lessons. Clever aren't I.,1
Zoom zoom! Back to bristol today I have my bear in the car he waves at people for me  http://short.to/5hlv,1
off on a road trip today  will try and keep you posted ...,1
"@joeymcintyre if you were here, i would suck anything with you!  did i just say that, wow?!?!?!",1
Got lots of meds to take,0
I'm hungry but I have no money,0
Just got my Young nails products.. Whoo hooo can't wait to get started now,1
just broke up with my boyf,0
Filling swimming pool up for when my nephew finishes school,1
[-O] i wish i was going to wwdc...  http://tinyurl.com/pzxs9s,0
Yay! Davina is finally on twitter!   @ThisisDavina,1
"As a former radio personality, I better know my hip hop lines!",1
Is your Gmail Notifier working? Been getting Bad Data; 1 error since last nite,0
@nickybyrneoffic  really sad,0
Aidansssssssssss coming on!!,1
Does anyone else still play neopts? I have no neofriends (except for Dylan). I am a very lonely person,0
"Oe CRM, como � perder pro the big Brain?   Haha.",1
@Slackie531 I wish I could go on a vacation somewhere exotic! Like Hawaii!,1
"Thanks for the Storytime, Prof!",1
@shawnieora  happy mothers  day,1
@CarolinaDiva09 yea it is suppose to have storms tomorrow,0
Finished my program!,1
I'm sad that she left this morning,0
@popjustice Odd yet refreshing,1
"@jasonford1 anyways you know all this because you use (and I assume like) twitter, but those are my rants. spread out over 6 tweets.",1
doing bio work  i love you steven,1
"Is sitting in a hanging wicker egg chair, sipping on a pot of pure blonde and looking off into the bay  http://twitpic.com/65yqx",1
Hey @hawkcam Portico was spotted on the roof this afternoon around 2:30    Hope this helps.   (hawkcam live > http://ustre.am/2f9i),1
revision its such a chore,0
Im juSt cruisinG...,1
@NallehxxD he is so hot now with his new hair & all that!,1
Good Morning! A good start already. Today is another opportunity and I intend not to waste it.,1
i dont know what i am going to do first... so much load....,0
"Feels so lonely (again). I've been erasing this feelings like for a bazillion times, but why it comes back again?",0
"Blessings to all, how are you doing today?",1
"@shiebabyy http://twitpic.com/6531d - aww i luff you too, cuz !",1
No callback yet.,0
i wanna watch wolverine too,0
"@lepas Even after Googling, I still don't get it. My geek card has been revoked.",0
Who woulda known showers could hurt,0
@edjames1 not dazzled by her beauty?,1
another scrub on the shuttle launch... same leak problem,0
@wyndwitch  oh no hope you your GP,0
@kruss73 aw thanks,1
@udubgal Happy Birthday! 30 isn't so bad!,1
@DonatiFamily $5 shipping?,1
Stuff like this just isn't supposed to happen! Rest in peace to all that died this weekend.,0
@freshalina Have you heard "Barack That Ass & Make It Go Obama"  http://www.zshare.net/audio/603702232c32dce3/,0
"Tripped and fell and broke skin on both knees, owwie  but people were so nice to help and ask me if i'm oki.. <3",0
"@glaucofox Não foi ao show do menino, hein??!! Aff!",0
"Am curled up on the sofa enjoying my last day off, and looking forward to experimenting with the REAL WORLD tomorrow.",1
"How come I'm not happy after a night like tonight? My buddys batchlor party, I'm the best man, and I'm not happy.  what is wrong with me?",0
@jonniemcfly and then we ccn find a mirror and we'll fix your hair,1
"IS IN MAC STORE !  wiith tim,sam,tash,walty )",1
i ate a mountain of rice. with 1 big block of salmon and one gathering of vegetables.with one fried sunny side egg. but i dont feel full.,0
@mark_boardman thank u  xx,1
"@pradx Dude based on your cancellation, I have made some plans already for sunday maan",0
@DJ_Wiggy u mean they aren't all like this one??,0
SO got drunk again and I enjoyed the show again  !!,1
@dimntrg need you to email / FB me your addy,1
"My brother just got here from Ambuklao,, and the good news,, we have a successful project,, THANKS GOD!",1
Get my iTunes singles while you can!  Its a beautiful day in Kalamazoo.Enjoying my last week here for a few months.What to do what to do..,1
@1045CHUMFM Play a song from Mandy Moore's new album!  thankss,1
@Alexmetric . . .  If only I Lived in Zurich,0
@wickedlm The Twitter logo doesn't show up anymore for me either,0
my boyfriend updated his blog.. after 6 months of abandoning it! *cross finger* don't judge that picture of mine he uploaded though,0
"@maryag In reply to that video you posted yday, two comments. I liked the longer hair more  Also a better microphone is a must have",0
Sat in Gorgie salvo hall! Was a bit late so sat in lobby which is actually better cos I can tweet and enjoy the breeze on this hot day!,1
"// dude, i didn't get a graduation dress.  but i did get new skinny jeans and a kick ass belts.",0
@torybear You fit right in then. Not saying in which category mind.,1
"i don't think that @klair_parsons can hear me. its quite amusing.  love you, dear.",1
@0amityville0 lol kay. I'm excited for friday!!,1
I love how Robert Pattinson just doesn't really give a hoot in his speeches.,1
@aydin1954 you haven't seen himym yet?,1
I think i'll take this rare oppertuity to peruse some local tech/game stores before dinner with friends.,1
@DegaDeals Good morning! It's overcast and rainy here. Looks like it's going to be that way much of the week.,0
@jennsbookshelf Won't it be great when it stops raining so regularly.  The day after is always the worst on my sinuses too,0
Hii PPll At WoRK ankle still hurts badly someone help me!!,0
"today, was the last day of school.  i'm a freshman noww.",1
@electricpurpa and... everybody hurts? Get rest ya Kak Yalla,1
My mom got me flower candy! How cute is that!  http://mypict.me/15Dk,1
Omg my family is already forgetting about me with the new grandchild that's comibg along  better not be born on my birthday jerk! Lol,0
@JohnsonBoy1 dont make me hurt you!!  its cool im not ready anyway!,1
@Asharie welcome back,1
@doart I'll bring you some cami cakes... tuesday,1
In and Out with mah buddys   in my car atm with bhard and joel,1
Jon and kate  stay strong loves,0
"Dell will launch ***** on **** 2009, it looks amazing (stars because of NDA, no just kidding, well maybe",1
Camped at Mount Charleston Sunday night,1
I want the new Palm Pre!! But it's sold out valleywide,0
Just got in a wreck!,0
@texanoutofwater I'm thinking so. Ops.,0
@tashiness But if you move then I wont be able to see you!,0
WTF WHY ARE ALL THESE GOOD SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED AS I LEAVE FOR COLLEGE?!??!,0
Yayy new Wizards tomorrow,1
"A huge chunck of my What grosses me out video got deleted, so theres only 3 instead of 5",0
"I really want a Shiba Inu. I promise I won't hurt you, baby puppy",0
@Running5k2day yeah baby! breast still feels the same. o well. gotta just get thru it.,1
Experimenting with the Adium Twitter/IRC support today.... only thing missing is Campfire,1
Drove by the little league fields today. I really miss coaching baseball in Kyrgyzstan,0
@icheese52 yeah.  i know me too it sucks uuuugh well she's ok but NOT with him,0
My brother just dropped his iPhone. The screen shattered  it's extremely sad to see a broken apple product,0
"Computer, why do you fail today?",0
@flc @zzamboni Argh..  and it seems if you fill in any form incorrectly they end the interview and make you book again for another day.,0
I have far too much to remember it's making me anxious! And I have to get ready or I'll be late,0
@aikku Aww okay I see  it sucks,0
What a good weekend!,1
@ApolloUNC @DjQurt work isn't the same without you guys  I miss yous!,0
@JBmyworldxx iii know.what did i do to your hearT?? i love the string section in it  can't wait to buy it,1
@__stephanielynn carrie just left and its time to say goodnight to the wii and soon sleep. i wanna see that movie kinda badly  jealous,0
watchin casualty,1
Hate it when husband falls asleep around 11! I've only seen him a whole 4 hours today.  Think I'll jump on the bed and tickle him awake.,0
Goodbye mercedes  what shall I get next? http://mypict.me/2drW,0
This is why we're married! LOL,1
"@JESmakeup outline&study for bizorg final, hw for econ, study for finance final    your day sounds way more fun!",0
Wishing there was still House,0
@Yael_80 I think I finished writing my papers for tomorrow.,1
oh yess! shuffle the ipod and on comes jumping all over the world. full volume please,1
@youngdipset cuz you ain't take me  lol,0
@essteeyou yeah i suppose its not a hurricane or earthquake or something.. but like you say still major sad,0
@pingpongpanda you shld have told me earlier! next week!,1
watching rove then bed  night all,1
I just got back from golfing 9 holes and breakfast.. Waht a great start to the day,1
"I am feeling sad that whichever team I support ends up losing,at this rate pakis will win WC",0
"@MarronMarvel I hear you, I suffer that same shitty condition. Motion sickness is like the worst sickness to have for a gamer. Shitsux.",0
@bradnpx I know  iTunes is EVIL.,0
@iFel Sorry.  It really felt like she was talking to me directly and I couldn't look her in the eye.,0
"broke my pops camera, not so good, guess imma have to borrow other peoples camera,  MONEY WHERE ARE YOU?",0
@langfordperry The reader was good..................Im still traumatized,1
@Maaarita thanks,1
@inoverflow I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry,0
okay that's it. i'm getting up. but me gonna leave YM on.,1
@fearlessradio UK IN OCTOBER - WILL GO SEE 'EM!,1
It's a sad day for happiness.... in this craaaaaazy world...  </3,0
"Ahhhh, in the front garden with the sun and a sandwich to eat... bliss!",1
Baking some almond & chocolate chip biscotti for my mom,1
Did I say gold or golf there? I meant golf,1
BAck home from my friend we did another sleepover! We watched alot of Movies! Was realy fun,1
game.. y are you in your keep out room? I was going to go talk to you.,0
"Bbq chicken pizza, cherry coke and spurs on tv=",1
@_vulva_ fuck mel  i am currently crying watching the news,0
where has twitteria gone  friends?,0
New twitter account,0
@P0150N0U5F15H renew lease didnt do anything,0
I got my book for AP English class so Ima read... I hate reading but I guess I'll still have to read to a good grade,0
"@JessicaBeebe hell, they're all young. i can't think about that, i'd have no crush at all!",0
tweeting for #trackle! i set up on a trackle to track canon cameras on amazon.,1
@mellabloo yes mella. just that the head is spinning. boo,0
@lurkey Hurray i got it,1
"@RosalieJHale I'm fine, I've just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything.  urlm.in/cnmt",0
F1 teams set to breakaway from the championship and launch a new series next year   http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/76292,0
@Superlambanana  Cheeky best end of Lamb ! Lob a Banana at you ! Whooshh ! Duck ! Ps:I scared of the Dark,0
"@seikatsu It's sunny, all right. At least in south and from time to time. Stay for a while, MailOnline promised 20 degrees by Friday",1
"haha; its funny; my "recommended for you" on youtube, is always Tokio Hotel. haha i dont mind, i love them <3",1
It's going to be a gorgeous day for a Chicago wedding,1
Site will be down for awhile. Gotta wait on IPS to fix the problem.,0
@Frankiedafish home. With my favorite labradoodle. Haha.,1
@tsutara You're using an iPhone!!!  Yay!  And what @RandiLee183 send you?!?,1
it's still 60 days away yet I am terrified,0
@noele6277 I have sun today.. but warmth would be good,0
"@MaternalSpark If it makes you feel any better, daughter  2 had a goose egg earlier this week and I was here with here!",1
is watching Jay Leno's last episode of late night. Getting sooooooooooooo excited for my birthday weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,1
"@shoelover79 thanks, had a few complaints about all the changes...LOL so this one stays for a while.",1
I miss Michigan,0
"Eutrification  is when nutrients are added to the environment,this is a problem because plants grow faster than usual.  Arent I smart",1
@XOGreg OMG. I WANNNA GO!! WHERE? im in SF though..,0
Sharing my musical skills tonight...lookout world,1
@RalphTresvant Well Happy Birthday to her! Hope u guys enjoy the day,1
"OH CHRIS BROWN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BEAT UP WOMEN, I LOVE YOUR MUSIC",0
wow what a day.... so slow but got my house in order.....have a good night peoples,1
"@TheDrakeHotel hey there, just tried to email you in regards to the job but the message keeps on bouncing back.  #cooljob #coolpeople",0
@BilliePerry can't wait 4 JP's new album.  Saw him at Foxwoods w TAB last yr and the show was amazing.  meeting him after was ok too haha,1
Would like to change my username in fb.. Want it to be uniform  but it's not possible,0
@tagliani I tried but the tv ch. TSN sucked and I didn't recorded the end of Q,0
@Faahz Oh my last tweet/diss was to you btw!...forgot to add ur lil twitter name in there lol,1
@jtalbot What kind of book is it Josh? I am so curious to try that!,1
--did i do the right thing by telling him? oh well. im super sick. other things to worry about.,0
"is finally off to bed at 3 something in the morning...tonight was one great night, thanks to my college friends...",1
My last week of having nothing to do is coming to an end.  but this hard work is all going to be worth it.,0
"Just when I think I'm starting to get better, the pain killers wear off.",0
@chris_khalil you were discussing my mental model without me?,1
terminator on monday with the peeps! excitement,1
"I've read two articles about Opera Unite, and I still don't get it. Feeling dense today.",0
thinks singerr sucks!,0
@cripplingblow Ohhh... The only site I saw wherein you can listen to it is the link I gave on Tumblr. I can't even download it yet.,0
"@beks183 John wears a M or L, depends on how the shirt runs.....hi! ;) The boys are snotty again so I am home",0
http://twitpic.com/5oo8a - I love this girl my bestie,1
Settled for chicken noodle,0
@jennettemccurdy Yeah He thinks your a really nice person as well,1
FINDING NEMO. family channel. go ahead and watch. i wont judge,1
"@biguy09 ya, slept for like 6 hours listening to the twilight score..which is very relaxing btw never slept so good in awhile.",1
he looks angry!!  http://bit.ly/1akI7V haha he was really sick  and still feelin' "punchie",0
got my work experiance interview tommorow... stoopid stoopid stoopid bay.,0
Why is my dojo build not properly interning the locale stuff i set via localeList?,0
Doesn't want to go back to Anaheim tomorrow,0
@Dabe ah! I want one. I need it  I'll be up ALLLL night,0
Got back from such a fun trip with my cousin tals! I had the best time ever!,1
"@SusanHirasuna well, of course we are all interested now...",1
i wish i can go to two different schools at the same time.,0
dirty sexy money is over...OVER...FOREVER,0
Awww  that suckssss,0
"@limegreenmodern  Yes, we do......we love them regardless!!!",1
@karensugarpants HAHAHA! I WANT A BANANA!,1
Stuck in traffic on the Cross Bronx,0
@Nikkers yeah that's why I'm still not home,0
"@azlisa I was at work and there were sad things going on  I'll talk to you tonight, though!",0
@rainagrigsby i agreeee,1
learning for university,0
Wasps went out & I've closed the window over. 20-30 flying between bedrm & sitting room. What to do? Can't leave windows closed all time,0
@hauntedcrew And I'm thinking of rewatching Pride,1
@xXMCR_LadyXx don't worry i'm bored too... mikey has some family thing that he has to go to,0
is packing her bags. Don't want to leave,0
@Diva_LadyAngel  will be the next world's superstar *Winks* amazing features i would think,1
Will.I.Am is craazy! xD hhaha love him!,1
@animewes Sometimes I miss the gaming back then,0
@Niya1010  if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple,1
Sorry people but I don't know if JB will be at the MTV Movie Awards!! I don't think so!! Unfortunately,0
@KaraLawson I want to! I'm just getting some preliminary information to figure out the process with Lisa's mom,1
@seattlesteph45,1
"@AmyriadfthINGs yeah, that was a first for me too. now i have to do a Van Hasis to make it even. lol.",1
@fiercecosmetics awesome. if you can buy the stuff online make sure to link me!  I'd love to try! ^__^,1
Sooooo tired!! Monday came all to fast,0
drove in to work with a flat tyre... how cool is that... and now i have to replace the tire!,0
New WEEK  wanna come to Norway ? I can show you the world,1
Back from the concert and subway with Eric. now i'm watching hockey and texting anna,1
"@asinglewahm Good morning! Ooh, thank you! Nice to experience ppl being happy to see you!  O thank you. So far, so good! You, too!",1
Aww shucks. Rt @dorkcore @thehulkster no no... you rule. big time. so thank you,1
i think im gettin sick....  too much damage done to my immunes system this weekend. lol,0
@Pixie_Anna See just as i was almost going to bed I must be real tired that i didnt see u creeping up behind me,1
"drinking my coffee, daydreaming about starbucks from eileeninaysimon in Dohney",1
Currently at TCU seeing Twelfth Night w/ Whitney & Natalie. Trinidee had to leave  Get to feeling better!!,0
@GenevieveJooste Yay!! I can't wait for both the celebrations,1
"@GOREWHORENOS No, you must play. I certainly will be",1
Laying on bed surrounded by revision books,1
Got to see my bestie today...its been a while...and tomorrow breakfast and then goodbye again.,0
says good evening.  http://plurk.com/p/x7a20,1
"@Mariafh Maria.. No luck with RS.. yet... Lots of other mags, but not that one..Will try to remember Borders at work tomorrow.. sorry..",0
@Bradinator I agree!,1
yay homework is DONE,1
nd thanks you every body for following me  its gives me a good feeling,1
Been to town to get friend a b-day present.,1
on my way to atlantic city NJ   goin to gamble and see Jay Leno!,1
"June 3rd, NATIONAL RUNNING DAY!!! Woohoo gonna enjoy some sweet running in a festive outfit  Can't wait!",1
"@massrapid Cute, no?  The way he purses his lips while staring at his sheet music makes me smile. /gush",1
i am soooo tired,0
must not forget to go and pick up kid despite all the excitement,1
@mhostad And you've been sick on top of all that.,0
"Oh Dart, I'm gonna be sooooooo lonesome this afternoon",0
#myweakness learn how to use twitter,1
@tnicholson I hope it's not only you.. e.g. I can't explain this: http://www.devexp.eu/?p=834,0
@kristinmarie521 Appreciate it but....I don't have a real estate license.   I know it takes $$ to learn about real estate & get a license.,0
@Lscanlan  I love having a clothesline. I did not make it home to save my clothes last night. Storm kinda messed with them.,0
Whas poppin my twitter buddies? LOCK in www.zipfm.net ... imma tease u til 2am... right here on da radio,1
getting ready for band practice i take lots of stuff,0
ohmygosh. all time low tonight!,1
"booking movie tickets, what/where to watch? everywhere seems full. ... others; mesmerized by my phone.",1
Perfect games was a good time  lunch @ jeff's... How can you beat that?,1
"yesss, man utd is gonna be thrashed next year, nice one fergie, who are planning to get rid of now? on the down side, no more setanta",0
having toast for breakfast before heading to work. ily vegemite!,1
@revjohnhill I sure am glad... bc I was already planning to attend the ordination tonight for Deb.,1
So does not want to work today,0
is missing my mattt,0
"Just watched the day after tomorrow in history, and we didnt finish!  i wanna know what happens!",0
its been 5 hrs already and shee still got more to go.....superIMPATIENT,0
@Nymeth you got to see wilco! Steph's at NIN and Jane's addiction. I want to go to a show,0
@snedwan  your baby is very cute,1
Getting sick  I am def in need of some TLC. Hitting that bed tonight like it owes me some money!,0
@VeronicaCarroll I'll miss you,0
I'm so so sooo excited to have @missdani88 on Twitter! Welcome my love!  You should follow @Kerrick2 aka the Godfather. lol,1
"@thehouseofjukeb no, illin like a megavillain",0
2 more stops and im with my baby,1
@ProsperbyDesign Well that was stupid of course she did...I am now reading your bio - Ignore stupid questions,1
needs a drink really badly,0
Going to miss the Ninty conference but I trust Twitter will keep me suitably updated,1
"about to get ready for work.. 2 more days to go, then Wednesday going to St. louis to Cardinals and Cubs game woohoo",1
@liverpool_tx we dont see u  we need to meet you,0
@mileycyrus okkkkkk are you real let me know... im like a mega fan,1
"@ahosgood nothing major, just a portfolio design with some nifty custom jQuery (sliders and such-like) that I hope to sell on ThemeForest",1
Such a bad mood.   http://bit.ly/3mYHBS,0
Headed to school @kennesawstate Teacher has skipped over the Reformation in world history.  How one can push that aside I do not know.,0
Sittin in the sunshine with my bro  waiting for the footie to start! The bairns are gettin pumped   http://yfrog.com/15rpaj,1
"Don't feel like doin shit, but already promised my homegirl id help her move.   wtf.",0
Hello! I'm awake at last. Coffee a.k.a. Activator Fluid is at hand. My day begins!,1
@Aerodynamix hey thanks for the FF love!,1
@NiaVardalos Should of flown United  Airlines,1
"@Amanda_fd Yeah, one can tell what does he want without knowing him much...",1
#wish27 And there's reference to 27 on the site. Piano Concerto no. 27. Interesting.,1
Cracking headache,0
"has a horrile headache & i miss kelby, and i have to sleep alone tonight.",0
@Jonasbrothers MUCH BETTER <3  Come to COLOMBIA,1
http://twitpic.com/7fn8d - Thanks guys..I like this one too and my little diamond tie!,1
Listening to Marilyn Mansons album The High End Of Low. Very good,1
@MeganTree  this makes me sad.. I would love to hang out with u! I know we would have a great time,0
"was rather narked today, as my daily dose of Diagnosis Murder wasn't on at lunch time because of stupid Ascot and then Wimbledon",0
Cat brought a live shrew in my room at 7am for me to rescue.  Re-arranged 2 rooms in the process :K,0
"home  unpacking is hard though, might eat ice cream instead",1
@ShellyLodes thanks for the re-tweet!,1
@Designia No.. too late. Is almost lunch now.,1
@patsoreal http://twitpic.com/6acqy - mmmm..eat one for me  haha,1
whats with the lack of male dancers in manchester? preston is flooded with them but we cant get a single one,0
@beatbutcha noooo.. dont be jezza kyle!! be beatbutcha! i like beatbutcha,0
#MIKA LOVERS It´s raining in Berlin. Sh... I hope it will stop soon,0
@blathering plenty of time to do it,1
@EmilyWestbrook I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry if I did  I wasn't directing the statement I made at you,0
Ugh!!  Can't sleep!,0
@justinewasko I probably won't even have to try,0
is going to buy some ring tones,1
"@hollibomb I'm all about keeping the secret identities on the net.  So superheroic *LOL*  Sure, we're best friends",1
I just bought i really cute wallet i'm so excited,1
@VisitTampaBay  Thank you!!   Will tweet from Italy for sure.,1
@Catincluded you ditched me today!!,0
"@tommcfly hey Carrie do you know, you have 3 step-sisters  me , @keren4562 and @noamcfly XD ask your mom about that LOL Xx",1
@AlohaArleen  Sometimes the best shots are the spur of the moment snapshots.  A good pic indeed to finish out @HawaiianShirtFriday,1
"Lunch over, Car Insurance Sorted, iPhone 3.0 not downloaded  Coffee drunk, half of Dollhouse watched and probably not watching any mo ...",0
@grabeellucas whats ur problem between u and ashley? sorry if i ask u this question,0
I left my room and my learning event is done!!so now I have to say bye to Oslo,0
"@morganmarie Ah, I see.  Soup!?  Always fun when u get something good offline and have it delivered (like a present to self of sorts).",1
@Kennyzimlinghau and how did it taste?! ...Kinda like you won the gender lottery? haha,0
is  cause i'm working on marks birthday tommorow.,0
@mileycyrus http://twitpic.com/2y606 - Cute puppy dog x i dont see the point of leaving comment as probably no one will read it xxxxxxx,1
Tonight is my little sisters graduation ceremony and I cant take any pics cuz my cousin didn’t give me back my memory card,0
@urahoho I got lost and got on HOV by mistake,0
having major probs with my pc and graphics card,0
has neglected Twitter of late  I'm sorry twitter *snifs*,0
@Maddi_Westlife ha! naah  he has pics from nicks 30th and kian ad nick are in em! :L,0
Gah! I can't get into chat,0
Spent day in garden supervising the cutting back of trees and bushes ready for council green pickup.Garden looks better now.,1
has the perfect work week head of me!!    ima so happy!!,1
"After trying to persuade some Bellmorons to attend, it appears I won't be watching MTV shoot their Emerson quidditch promo today",0
@djknucklehead  I don't have $5 to spend on the App. Haha I'll get it when I get more money.,0
Time to say good night again. Tomorrow a day off work again. Going to enjoy it. I hope at least,1
"@LittleMissEmma I walked into that, didn't I...?",0
"@danivaaffan I know, right, Niv. No matter how bad I wanna see him, I'm just not meant to be at school right now.",0
i miss my boyfriend? oweh,0
Yay! It's raining in Denmark. Can't tell you how happy I am to live here. *sigh* Why wasn't I born in LA?,0
U know twitter kicked me off again last night like right after I said gnite to u.,0
Favorite Song: One and the Same by Selena and Demi,1
@MichaelC1980 well i lead a very very insular life,1
please follow me...,1
woot woot my 201 update  just got back from chorus banquet & currently watching the MTV movie awards,1
technology moves too fast sometimes,0
@ayyorudy don't leave,0
@Rae_living_50 Hey anything new today? completly out of it,0
"FYI, Go to bed when ur suppose to. If not you'll just regret it in the morning.  GM Twiggaz!",0
"the only time i hate living by myself is at night, sigh....",0
Leaving florida tomorrow and it's back to the big apple  I miss you too mfocker,0
Is bored at work and I don't get off until 10,0
"@danielat, in San Telmo... Great call! Thanks!! Heading to a Boca Jr football match",1
do your balls ever get so ichy after you shave them mine iched so bad they didnt let me sleep,0
"@MRDIAMONDS29   hhmmm, did u not get my tweet",0
"@amberellla: The wedding only lasted 2:30 hours! It was at a church, so there was no dancing/drinking/etc. There was yummy food though",1
Catching up with an old friend and it feels so good. I love refection.,1
"misses European comics such as Thorgal, Asterix, Corto Maltese, Jeremiah, Dylan Dog....",0
Trying to go to sleep..I hate when my head hurts so bad I can't think  Gnightt,0
is going to sleep early tonight. I have a cold  ,0
"My baby girl's hamster died yesterday  so sad... got her a new one though, a chubby, caramel colored, cute as can be named Lucy! <3",0
@zhtfreak aww yay!!! India.Arie singing time!!!!,1
extemely tired. i can' believe dance is almost over !,0
taking a quick break in class...didn't sleep well at all last night,0
seems like it was years ago since the last time i watched TV. Miss having TV in my room,0
@Sydney584 Did you do the show this morning? I couldnt find you guys on Ustream. Hope youre well,1
@amberbrookeTB haha i totally laughed out loud!,1
"okay, so neither diverting the mind to the project, and nor music helpd. wishing that this feeling just goes away.",0
"I'm in the mood for a cup of coffee, some damn fine cherry pie and watching some twin peaks, but I don't have any of this",0
seriously NEEDS to get better soon  I hate being sick.,0
@thelake til tuesday,1
"Thanks for the many #followfriday nods!  I think I may finally have reached market saturation, though.",1
@helloo_kitty hey girl I am awake haha I work third shifts so I am always up during the night  where do you work?,1
@MandyyJirouxx Do you know you're the luckiest girl in the world?  You're having lunch with the sweetest girl of the world!!!!!!!,1
IS GOING CRAZY LET ME PLEASE PASS MY THEORY TEST,0
Back from golfing had a terrible time from the first tee off  not to happy,0
LOVES BING   http://bit.ly/vXdww already used on ninemsn,1
Wisom teeth out tommorrow :|  x,0
"I back, finally I ate tacos with lots of guacamole!  that make me so happy",1
Seriously though whats with all the plane accidents just in this past year? Unfortunetly I have to fly to CA for work this summer  Scary,0
"I just finished a book, and I STILL can't sleep",0
i hav lice...,0
Iniwan ako ng buong pamilya ko dito sa bahay! How could they?!,0
My hair is driving me nuts already,0
I am on MCRime chat room by myself  come say hi!! http://www.mcrime.net/forum/chat/flashchat.php,0
"I still can't find the red pouch men.  grr. I'm really going back to Dumaguete tomorrow. I'm so not yet ready. Oh, I want pizza.",0
"Hee! Check out @KeithBurtis' home-brewed Personal Effects avatar! I'll get cooking on some tonight, myself.",1
"Hates waking up with a sore throat and a nasty cold. Yes, off work today. Now I'm going to slink back to bed, because feel really awful",0
@alyseegs nope. Gone.,0
@piaguanio Also 24 Oras for consistently toppling TVP!  Congratulations!,1
@gameboyguy13 Can't imagine living in  a place where I was scared to open a window - that must suck.,0
"Too little, too late...   @spauladrian",0
WHOO-HOO! So excited 4 new phone (sorry sidekick  it'll b ok we'll always hav July lol),0
-- getting my new tattoooo today,1
@KristNovoselic it woudn't hurt you if once in a million messages you kindly replied,1
@karinasartika I will miss you moreeee,0
@Monicaa15 I`m so tamad to memorize it but we have to.,0
"waited for nothing, this means i know have to wait till thursday",0
@MariaJEchelon hello there!  im on here and myspace! what are you up to?? ;),1
"Ahhhh, I just took the best nap everrrr",1
I love twitter. My hands are burning..and im kinnna scared. I wana go back to the dr.,0
@JewelStaite...Mastiff x Great Dane + food + big soft bed= a happy pooch and happy mummy! which = bliss!! So little for so much!!,1
Port Lympne on Friday gonna be soooo much fun,1
@psynister Wow! Never been out west. Long trip so be safe.,1
*yawns* Im tired but im not. School just ended yesterday and now i get to record my song that im writing right now on my computer.,1
@pharmacyfun true...though having a 6 year old little boy that gets easily distracted is pretty gross too!,1
"Going grocery shopping soon, then going to come home and go on a run, then grass to cut, lots and lots of grass",0
follow sundayy: @truecyrusfans      ADD HER. ADD HERR.,1
"I am completely convinced I missed my calling to be a sketch commedian, I am FUCKING hilarious....seriously, just watch, I am",1
@frankzanzibar it sucks. a lot.,0
just kidding   thanks laura for being so sweet,1
Hates leaving teddy ... Now I'm miss both my boys  damn,0
@moonfrye Ruby her parents r Amish & she used to be one of my best friends,0
thinks if anyone knows about cars they should come look at my car. it won't start now,0
I want my own Cocoa Bar like the one in Brooklyn NY.,0
@grggmlss i've sent most of my stuff home now...still got walls full of pictures though,0
Today it´s cold and rainy outside  A real STAY AT HOME and HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET Day.........,0
I'm jealous of @puggaloo and @legako's Asheville adventures.,0
why didnt u think of the swimming pool idea 5 years ago dear madam?,0
My press release is up! Haven't seen any news outlets pick it up yet though.  http://bit.ly/165x0p,0
@Katie_AK47 thats okay! my uncle is like 50 and his fiance is like 20! thats more of an age difference than me and jared!,1
Tweet dreams!!!,1
i miss my hubby  he wont be home till thursday...,0
"@jonaskevin I'm excited & I'm not even goin your shows, cuz I can't!  Have fun in this world tour, Kev! BTW, I bought LVATT 2day! Love it!",0
@Dojie i know its a match made in heaven,1
@souljaboytellem in my bed.. upset.. going thru life's issues..,0
@iZigs you can do it! Please show me how to tweet,1
let us hope for good weather tomorrow...I want to go kayaking,1
@percussionpanda hey ya I couldn't get on either!! It just started workig on my phone again..I loved it btw  thank u so much!!!,1
Summer vacations are boring,0
Grr feeling crappy today . In work wearing sunglasses and a hat. It's too bright and no I haven't been drinking  wish I had :p,0
The view from our villa  a little slice of paradise,1
@SuzySnakeyes Whoops that's what was talking - just wanted to make sure u do ur cat thing,1
"@prolificd watchman is a little boring in first half, second half is good - my perception, many graphic novel fans out thr, watch out",1
"Wow, one more day and I'm outta here. Time went by just TOO fast. Had to say goodbye to Nicole today. Saddest thing that's gonna happen.",0
@TillyMarie who said anything about need? plus sock yarn makes great shawls. not that i'm enabling or anything.,1
"I've felt entirely "meh" the past few days...which is a shame, because it has been really nice, but I just can't motivate myself",0
"I love my cat @LillyTheMeow, but I feel really guilty when I run out of canned food for her like tonight.  I'm sorry schatz <333",0
@No1JoBrosFan Yes but the serie will be available that in September in France on disney channel,0
@TheNewsChick u are a true fan (and optimist). i'll take a winning season   #Mariners,1
Why has putting gas in my car gotten so expensive?,0
GREENDAY IN OCTOBER,1
"worried about my kitty. had some sort of convulsions last night and blood came out his nose. vet time, little buddy",0
studying history!  and the weather's soooo nice!!!!! i sooo wish the exams were OVER!!!!!,0
i dunno what can i do,0
"Maybe it is all my fault  maybe i shood learn to love myself,relax,believe and not to thrink positive,easy saying it but how?",0
"Was enjoyn d most delicious slumber & then it started 2 rain, &...... & now am all soaked...fill in d gaps!  http://myloc.me/4Qrl",0
My lovely Mother took me to work this morning...... just like grade school back in the day  new car today hopefully! CALL ME BACK TRUCK!,1
"Just had my first #Skype phone conversation with my brother in Thailand. The delay was pretty horrible, but it was cool to talk to him",1
"@tommcfly TOOOOOOM. Did you even read @buonotomato's, @bluejeriblue's and my tweets?  Sent you soooo much.",0
"i love myself. ha, but not in a vain way  http://tinyurl.com/ql7y5w",1
cold and rainy,0
Loving this live feed of the red carpet!! I'm not sure how much more patiently i can wait for my loves!! 1 down...many to go,1
"waiting for my mummy  she will came soon , i cant wait",1
"Updated iPhone, restored backup and now I am syncing my apps back. Could take all night",0
What is it!? Is it some kinda sex book,1
"i just smacked my already bruised leg on the edge of my bed, FML.",0
just made twitter account! don't really undersatand now,0
talking to biljana on msn  cheaahhh and listening to CLARE the cross bogan!,1
@janae24 lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me  lol!,0
@elvisduran hey plz can u do the contest before 7:15 cause i have school,0
Awh's!! I saw a tape in my radio and it's me and charleen singing  what ever happened to our friendship? :/,0
"listining to some al green man!, he got something and it's beauitful, dang mom wish she was hear with me",0
walking home from school drains all my energy,0
"Hey Eric (@ekillianva)!!! So good to see you on here although you're following me, but haven't approved me yet!",0
MTV Movie Awards time!,1
@MHeadcase thanks,1
@night_man You too.,0
@Marianuum I just saw that I have a blouse similar to the one you wear here: http://bit.ly/OLRpz,1
"@tommcfly  lucky girl, I want to be there",0
Mind Of Root... Darn good podcast for IT guys: http://www.mindofroot.com/,1
"@julie_saling I know, I can't wait! 11/20/09!",1
i am so going to see transformers on imax.   SO EXCITED!!!,1
@lovelyylala & if you're down to drive to simi valley then you should come! with whoever you'd like  it should be a goood time.,1
"@tommcfly the truth, you hate the Mexican fans?",0
"@scatteredbomb You Welcome! Eat some chicken soup...and don't gargle salt water. It doesn't work, just makes you gag and feel worse",0
http://twitpic.com/6bpfm - What I am currently reading  XxX,1
@emma2381 We watch more DVDs than TV for that reason. Most of the time I'm just listening to TV anyway while on the computer,1
Meds are making me sick and Im running off of no sleep,0
Still in Mexico decided to sleep the night over in my second casa. Jeje. Twittering from my iPod. No phone signal here,0
@pricelessrock no problem,1
"@EmilyPT You'll be fine, you're revising and want to do well... have faith in yourself, try to relax and not get in a kerfuffle over them",1
My pictures on Twitter won't upload   merr how do I fix this?,0
I am having issues with Blogger. Some of your blogs have been unavailable to me for several days  That makes me feel out of the loop!,0
"@WillowPalecek Unlikely, alas... sibling WoW got rescheduled on top of it.  I'll see you Monday evening tho!",0
turned to a beautiful day... blue blue ocean,1
"just waked up, going to have a walk ouside",1
"@danlev I'd like to remind you of the most important line, being that this is Microsoft we're talking about.  http://xpb.me/s0007.jpg",1
@picsiechick Good enough day for a free hug again?,1
@FuzzyMonsters sorry iv been so crap... amazing gig btw  hope you had a good night!!,1
I need a real female don't seem 2 be any left around,0
My Bday Celebrations.......... yummy cake cutting time,1
@heavenh hehe ... I thought you'd left! How r u?,1
Going to sleep! : D Tomorrow studying! arggg but worth it!!   0,1
8th Friends episode today! Yay,1
Watching TMNT,1
some one stinks ... oo it's me !! shower time  later guys,1
@aboutface5 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
Meeting the girls at the church - heading to Panera and Color Me Mine.,1
"I've just blocked my first twitterer, I don't know whether to feel guilty or part of the club!",1
"ahhhhhhh, this scene ALWAYS makes me cry.  http://bit.ly/4jbAi",0
is drawing a picture for her bubba,1
Going to the @davejmatthews band concert with a very random group of 4 people,1
"If we measured "hard science" by Atheism, Psychologists would be on top  http://tinyurl.com/mrj6hp",1
@JayLink_ too bad u have so many respnses to reply to. cld use ur support..,0
"@hall_jason I thought you'd like that, Mr. SEO.",1
Oh my!  My Timeless Treasures order is FINALLY here!  Can't wait to get it listed for you to see!,1
It is a night of nightmares,0
"Sooo much soccer. Gaaah. Soccer: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Tourny Friday, Sunday. And Tourny Last Weekend! I'm so sore.",0
Don't worry ppl. It's just dental surgery. I'm all drama now coz I will not b able 2 eat... Not Tat I can now too. I can't chew my lamb!!,0
"@tannwick Thanks for the muffins, they taste really nice. N+S send their thanks too!",1
playing Left 4 dead  in the dark,1
@laaannniii haha wow u gay...lol...hahahahah  n well im highkey pist @ da moment n u kno dat >:O,1
Really wishin i felt better  Don't worry Faith we will still be friends.. I love ya too.,0
thinks that this years grade 9 batch is boring,0
Bye guys. Leavin now. Getting kinda bored. Might be back sooner or later,1
@NinaMcFLY what???  You're hungry everytime =D and now you can't eat..,1
"On the  ☎ w Lexi, she's tellin me about this book she's reading called Forged by Fire... Terrible sounding book! Smh! ♡ her",1
@twinkle47 gone?!?! you're an evil Essex wench. I hope you know that!! Biscuit eater!!!  *cries*,0
"In a really irritable mood and has taken it out on Master, it is only because I feel restless, I am struggling with the arab way of life",0
LOLS. I just saw someone's list on Facebook of "Stuff to eat when I get back to the US" - I'm not the only one!,1
Dentist appt today. For me this is about as enjoyable as typing embalming appt today,0
Bite marks still going all down the arms... Wonderland on Friday,1
@yolandagrey waiting for my shout out from @nick_carter,0
I'M SOO BORED!!!! Can someone talk to me pleaseee,0
@texasmegs that's what I'm sayin!,0
@11hunabku11 Swine Flu victims unite  http://oinkflu.info,1
been buiding a new cage for the departments pet g-pigs. This one is going to be "water" proof and have a suspension bridge,1
Today is my kiddo's last day of school,0
I'm having a horrible night  I can't wait to go to bed!,0
depressed i didnt win nova jonas comp  its too good to be true i neva win anything,0
i really like Cindy but i drought she likes me the way i like her,0
my friday night is.... pizza +beer/wine + movie = gooden,1
"@mathewhulbert It's an iPhone app, so you need an iPhone. If you've got one, it's free ; if not, it's pretty expensive",0
at work!! I wish I was at home! relaxin or cleanin!! or maybe both  NEW PICS on myspace!,1
yes. i finally had my moccachino for today,1
@Yungmarvingaye aww that's not fair  I feel so left out! Columbus sucks!,0
@Mutsaerts Bah!,1
Almost done with work and will be on her way to NY in no time! Can't wait,1
I want oatmeal and V8.,0
I don't see any clouds outside. Stupid rain ruined my plans; I could be outside right now,0
i can't dynamically generate the contents of the sequence.html.glimmer.js at load time,0
"choreographing a dance routine for my neices Talent Show...Free of Charge!! LOL, aren't I a nice Auntie!!",1
painting up the piece for my birthday giveaway!,1
@EmmaAutumn ah same  how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter  its great! x,0
I'm peeling like a damn snake,0
Couldn't get WoW installed. Looks like my computer needs more RAM.,0
@oilcan Which have you read?,1
"iPhone 3.0 software update, will no longer allow you to re-download iPhone apps    http://ping.fm/PrTdx",0
come on... drop by 1  62. slideshare.net,0
@AnneTThomas Arr happy birthday Anne sounds like you're having a good one!,1
@gypsyjean Good morning. Sun is shining and I had a lie-in. So far life is good  And how are you?,1
new moon will suck as bad as twilight did,1
New Hip album today. Mine arrives in vinyl next week,1
My heads banging.,0
prefers playing on Quel'dorei....  For the Horde!,1
@GinySassenach Show is finished now,0
@dannygokey  it's almost 4pm over here on my side of the world.,1
"huh, so bored today!!! i'm alone at home!!! someone help me!!",0
I really don't WANT go to the gym today. ITS MY LAZY DAY!,0
@ellencg YAY  Congrats!   This seems to have been a pretty good day for everyone,1
"Ahh, I don't want to be awake this early... It's Saturday, I want to sleep in",0
@jenmaas22   RUT ROW LOL OF COURSE HE DOES,1
"@katem3 cheer up, beautiful. Someone like you should never feel down.",0
@tdmalone I was laid off from my drafting job due to the recession... again,0
"Day off  wow this is a new feeling - going to watch tv, shower, tidy my room, wash my pots and then have a BBQ in the garden",1
"@cfdj71 I still cant find that season 1 on the newsgoups, guess ill have to wait about 3 days to download it off shite torrent trackers",0
@harnag we tried to go on sun but they weren't open yet...not till 10.,0
And plus I wanna drank tomorro sooo I put a lil extra wizzork in,1
My throat just started hurting,0
@ryancarlmercer I'm an optimist. I believe what I go through brings me closer to God. The abuse I go through brings me closer to God.,1
@disko_d its late. im leaving my house. my brother didnt friggin come right back home like he PROMISED!  so im on the fence ab comin over,0
@GraduateStudies - Thanks for the heads up!,1
@Arod4FullVerse Trillz,1
@paulisonfire Night papa bear,1
@starrjulie Yes! This part is the worst,0
is tired  but one more left and then it is officially summer 09!,0
#followfriday @ikki_oo  great fun  goodtimes,1
@KTDP It is crap,0
I think I will teach a little of R33 and mix it with another Round this week!! Cant wait for @chalenejohnson to suprise us with R37!!,1
"@Isads would love some! @jorosep Yay, I'm stalking u too! lol. Gotta go  Im taking the kids to see their greatgrandparents. Twi later? xxx",0
@EatAtFriendlys It takes time. I have been doing it longer,1
you know what guys... dont charge him for the crime i guess... hahaha love the jb cd,1
@JayistheRealest thank you  now your even sexier lol,1
@willcarling haha fabtastic,1
"@JKMurphy7 awwwww,  it will be alright trust me.",0
http://twitpic.com/6cwci - My poor sick baby,0
Just applied @ Allen Theatres Mall Cinema.,1
@saibose  check my Twitter theme..,1
@thetechnewsblog Us Linux users are still waiting too  ... Although many Linux users may have already lost interest by now,0
"@maybenauts  LOL , thank you! I'm glad someone out there is as much of a geek as I am to know what all that meant!",1
HA! william got gum stuck in his hair so he had to cut it out. fuck head,1
always my internet,0
"this weekend was too legit! kristys 16, chillin at home, ash roth CD! im happy! sad its over but sophomore year isnt! GOODNIGHT",1
thnxx & have a blessing day,1
damn copyrights... i wish i could be listening to a 25 seconds preview of a new arctic monkeys song,0
on a less serious note (for the boys) - http://bit.ly/gVb6g  - ENJOY LIFE!,1
still sore from Astros loss yesterday,0
"Going to Jamaica, enjoy your week tweeple",1
"Just maths today, hopefully Ill get home early to play some tf2 with the new update",1
working til 530,1
"Oh great...my lizard jumped and scared me, and i poked the crap out of my eye",0
"@azaldua glad to hear I've not missed anything. Should they have? If I write  into google chat, it turns the right way around.",1
Driving back to Tampa depresses me  I am perfectly content staying at my mommy's house,0
"@brainychick25 woot wooot! haha! a lot! High, Nothing's Gonna Stop us now,.. whatever. and tell me where it hurts is still on process!",1
"... i say this while a poster of him is on my wall... lol. my mom bought it for me! lol she thought i needed a boy, sadly she's right!",0
@MissSydneyJ girl i am new to the bay i have no clue even how to leave this area haha an im in class till 10,0
The Story - Brandi Carlile. Whoa. This is the song I wrote my first story to. Seems so long ago... Love this song.  So beautiful.,1
Lily in less than a week  !!,1
@afallendevil morning Daniel!! tonight: THE KAISER CHIEFS. it's bloody raining.,1
"@weirdwhim oh yeah, on Sunday, Nathan showed us photos of erotic art from Pompeii  Purely out of archeological interest, of course.",1
"@kr0y Hmm champloo has kickass kicks n sword fight... nothing good as DN, l0nwlf showd me darker than black... found it great",1
"Sold the Honda, I kinda miss it  lol",0
Ugh so far away from the stage  still enjoying the music,0
"right forearm hurts  , not what you think ^^",0
@maryrestifo YEEEEEEEES I didn't even know how! I just posted something and then I saw my dashboard; I freaked out. HAHAHA,1
Poor little Masi isnt feeling well...,0
@MyriadM *saving you* Better? Now please kill my neighbours,1
Just off to take the kids to school - HURRAH!!!,1
@RayOnativia He's just trying to let you know he likes you,1
I don't like sleeping without Andrew.,0
Immune ststem fail  I have a fever,0
@houseshoes  oh good.   lol,1
@thinkursula That is sad.,0
@fakerpattz I�m feeling indignation and I'm so sad. It�s a real pity!,0
"while everyone else goes home for the day, i'm staying for a deans mtg. i'd be super grumpy about this if it weren't for the chipotle.",1
"Had a fantabulous day  thanks to everyone for coming & don't worry, I'll do the dishes...after a nap!",1
want to be back on hols,0
"@johnnyBee1 I miss her too  She'll be back soon enough, though, and you guys can have epic Johnny & Maria time. Jaria.",0
@krayfish ha ha yes in a hole in the road next to the octopus's garden,1
@RawkerChick Currently obsessed with...WATERMELONS too♥♥♥One of my favorite things about summer is the sweet watermelon  ...XoXo    ♥♥ ♥♥,1
again...solving my project fields problem...sigh..,0
MCFLY PLEASE COME SOUTH,0
@ThomasNewell - I am totally planning on doing that!  I am heading to her profile now  lol,1
TGIF to get my mac and cheese. DD run for the TRU crew.,1
# Do not use twitter's mean is you don't know yet what the twitter is. Why many people use this? Is it interesting? I'm a newbie.,0
is just about to eat a very yummy curry  Bring it onnnn!,1
@lisareyes I heard! I don't get that channel.,0
@sundavish home unfortunately!,0
Going to bed early today! That means.. right now!,1
"get down tonight: http://bit.ly/QxXhi  the bridesmaids, moms, bride & I rockin' the reception",1
@BeautyBible ur the first person i've ever heard say that! i dont recon they resemble biscuits at all!! how funny! each to their own!,1
@DVDeMm Lol that pic is so cool,1
@kurtmaddox You are soooo sweet! Kentucky is not far to travel  How was the Derby? I can't believe I am typing. Hard time seeing LOL,1
finals next week!! school alllllllll day  boo,0
AF447 mst likely crashed into Atlantic.. so sad,0
Aahh WTF am I still doing up? Can't sleep...,0
@orangemedown  i miss you. So much.,1
"Now, let`s wait for season 6. Entourage`s over",0
wants to go out tonighttt!!,0
"lazy, lazy saturday... loves it",1
@bsbkaoschick  I couldnt join the site cant afford it right now...Awww Nicks Corner!!!,0
"Do It Again" (Blogula Remix) de The Fire and Reason http://bit.ly/nsKpZ ¡GRATIS!,1
I miss so much things today,0
all I do is try to sho luv everywhr I go like serani but I get bricks like shaq sumtimes,0
Waiting impatietly for the release in AQworlds!,1
"In the car on the motorway, going to go shopping",1
"I don't feel well. I feel like i could throw up, and my throat hurts really bad! Sad day",0
"watching these camera  and being soo  bored , gotta  wake the boss in a 1/2 hour , really wish bry  would answer his phone",0
"@MechanicalMoose It's cause my bass is always too loud, or too quiet I think. Overpowers the small mic, or can't be heard at all",0
@mizzmag haha im on subscription with you.. just read this fortnights and saw ur twitter article and was like WOW mizz has twitter,1
@amands42 sorry for late reply ha.. ) oh yeah wear civilian nlang gud  hahaha... and yah.. HEY!!!!!,1
Ugh!  I have to drive all the way to Oakland tomorrow to meet with the Labor Board and the prick that screwed me over!,0
@timhussin good luck buddy! Not like you need it!,1
when I think CrumCake... I think Bob..,1
watching youtube videos with amy!,1
"@411Ramon LOL, aw! That's sweet! Tell me, what do you think about the Mayweather/Marquez fight being postponed",0
@anticlimatic Devy! Omfggg! I FINISHED!,1
"@ronaldz agreee!!! home sweet home, isn't it?",1
Hair isn't co-operating :/ But I like the green ribbon,1
@swordfishninja well at least you GET to eat subway,0
"@PinkLightning_ I am going to get skittles now ;D When I was a little person , I used to get them and make a rainbow  I still do now ;)",1
@Katehlouise your a failure in life katie ... tut tut ... i didnt think that this alan carr chatty man was a chat show  let down !!,0
@gorkilicious don't thank me when we're apart baby... cuz i desperately wanna come over there and drown you in me whenever you do this...,0
"enjoyin the sun again today, pity work calls later",0
miss you keeks,0
@ShirleyMcLaugh I did ask @aventure if i could work from out back but he said no,0
Sad face.,0
says good morning on this fabulous Friday from SC!  http://plurk.com/p/vfqv2,1
arrrrggggggh: still up. I WAS asleep but SOMEONE called the house at 22:15h - haven't been able to sleep since,0
watching the rain fall,0
@ajaymohanreddy Eager to hear from your end on the Dandeli front!  Shall plan one during peak monsoon and you could lead us then  ?,1
http://content.mkt2170.com/mson/2009/06/01/yLwyA2eFZlMF/index.html For all you mama's out there!!!  Shop away!!!,1
@leeaannee you never know leame,0
is in pain from her sunburnt foot and back  owie!!,0
@cinemabizarre Yes!!! i watched it and i have to say: I LOVE IT! <3 congratulation!,1
Sittin here wishin I was @djmagiciznice bday party @ tropical instead of work..... I kno dat shit is rammmm right now smh,0
@rhriczko precisely,1
Dang! I dislike being Lactose... I was doing good with by ChocoMilk  now I'm paying fir it,0
@Filttr Does your filtering algorithm strip out more updates when the mobile interface is used? Seems that way. (Good!!!,1
"@ggauze nope, the files are there, but when I open them, they're empty and there are no tracks  x 100000",0
@mileycyrus http://twitpic.com/6shtr - Wow...a really cute pic,1
"says Good Evening,  (bye) http://plurk.com/p/x7358",1
@JESS_TRUESDALE thanks boo. Yea the plane was broken  I'm just glad I didn't blow up on it,0
I loved MTV awards  the best ever!!,1
Just remembered that my dad has The Lincolns. Reading it now.  I'm still going!    #48hrc,1
@ilovejonas13 i knoww i cant let this happen. sadly i feel like joe changed,0
I am Searching for Job,1
almost done with the car parts module..,1
"OOC: *hugs everybot within range and tosses cherry-flavored Jolly Ranchers as she leaves* G'night, everybot! Pleasant stasis-visions!",1
Oh no! lil bro got mugged today   http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/19805504/index.html,0
"My and my sister are AWESOME! Oprah, bring us on!",1
isn't apple and mango juice amazing? ahh it tastes so fresh  hehe. getting very excited for tomorrow!,1
@iheartmonster I totally need to get it then!,1
Ouch ouch ouch ouch! My eye is swollen up again n i cant get back to sleep. It hurts so bad.,0
goodnite twitter. im not feeling well. it's like im about to throw up  i just drank iced tea. dunno why (,0
@xoxoHelenHilton No I don't mind sweetie  I just need to hope in the shower and eat first though,1
loves meeting new people !    its the greatest ! ?,1
has a headache  wish i was at home not in work,0
@Kels757  why not,1
"ugh, took my second tongue piercing out this morning  i have to let it heal for 3 weeks and then get it redone because it was so crooked",0
In ocean city till Friday for AVP! Then of to NYC for another. Won't be home till monday  I miss it!!!!,0
@leduytien you should come back to VN,1
"@kaitnolan Thanks, I am really thrilled with it. It's so steampunky!",1
cant wait for my bed!!!,0
@bethbeck What about book authors?,1
@TracieMae you could use tweet deck and give me my own column,1
Shooting my last roll of SX-70 Polaroid film today. Boo  #togs,0
"Now I'm gonna watch 'The Hills' episode 8,9 and 10!  Girlpoints for me!",1
finally posted some pics of the baby shower on my blog www.theodgersfamily.blogspot.com if you wanna check it out,1
I nou follow Robert,1
The much anticipated #dimples video is uploading as we speaking.,1
good morning. this seems to be a nice day,1
tired  revision & coursework tomorrow :|,0
Me too lol,1
"@drnelk So far, no other options have come up, but I'll let you know!",1
started season 2 of the wire. i miss season 1,0
How dis the US manage to beat Spain in football? I'm sure everyone will analyse what went wrong,0
@RobynBaldwin just added u,1
@CiaoLaura Cors is a Typo sadly.  The operative word there should have been Corn...cord would be nasty,1
good to hear from you,1
Um...that would be Florida!,1
i'm getting excited about dublinnnn! wow,1
@caiab luckyyy! haha my calendar on my phone just went off & i got sad since i gotta wait till 4ish tomorrow.,0
"@LenoOsh ღ�ღ hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange ღ�ღ I liked this; it's very true",1
"First full day is over with. I genuinely love it.  if you read this, say a prayer for all the camp kids this summer!",1
"BlackBerry troubles all over.. fortunately enough I don't have one! My HTC Touch works fine, for almost 2 years!",1
aly'g got fever yesterday peaking at 37.7 which is enough to make everyone worried,0
@DjWaxFiend Haha sure aint cause my moms use to work for Hilton and we stayed at anyone for free- they was already talkin.  DM me ur pin,1
"@nilofer OK, now I am motivated to get out and WALK my 3 miles.  I have let myself get out of shape",1
@miguelangelji aww what's wrong?  (:,0
Up soo early  boo !! Gym time though :-D !!,0
@thegreatrudy at least we still got twitter to communicate,1
I'm a natural on the double pedal,1
is watching VH1 Top 20 Countown..,1
@jeffrey Yes sir! And the moving / karaoke tour is stopping in Boulder http://www.whuffaoke.com,1
my tyres are fixed  some old man started talking to me about his first car...just my luck! ahha going to revise in the garden now,1
you guys I totally bought these AWESOME FLARED JEANS AHHHH for like seven dollars and they were mismarked and turned out too small.,0
home from palm springs,0
Doesn't feel good to lose followers rather than gain them,0
Andys not making it home tonight. He has to wait till tomorrow to haul an empty.,0
"Lol at the underdogs. Its funny. Kennilworth, thats where i got my dog from  awwh the memories",1
New SATC movie coming out 2010! But Oz gets the premier last  All cast back and it's set in fabulous London...yay! http://tiny.cc/7zCnY,0
"Oh god, im getting older  still look 18 though!!!",0
"a new week. i feal like shit, i look worst.",0
hate it when it looks like rain but it never comes  i miss fl thunderstorms.,0
@AlKronos Did I hear someone say Irish pipes?,1
Why don't more people join twitter?  I guess we need to start recruiting.,0
""Off The Deep End", out June 9!! As for me, I am beeming about my new iPod speaker",1
It rains  Got to pack and go to the gym today then a night on the tiles with my fave journalists in the whole world!,0
"omg these pants are hideous  they look like my uniform pants, but with a lot more pockets",0
@babyyygirlxox why was your birthday sadd?!?!?!?!?!?!?  whos ass am i kickiiinnnnn ?,0
@indiespotting thank you!,1
Laying in bed really tiredd,1
http://twitpic.com/5ovno - awesome tilt-shift lens effect,1
@etherjammer Hmmm  *patpat*,0
@WeeWifie1981  Yay! See?! Stick with me... I'm full of good ideas like that. *big hugs*,1
Just got a power converter for Australia! It's really surprisingly small. I hope my iPhone doesn't explode.,0
@jenleefrancis I am so sorry to hear that. Is there someone you can report it to?,0
http://twitpic.com/61c70 - My true idols! I couldnt find one with all of them together.,0
mkay im really bout ta  crash ! ugh me n tha couch tonight  long story. t00dles !,0
@Kim910 I'm right there with you. Additions suck,1
Off to bed after some much awaited sleep.  school tomorrow. Damnit.,0
ill be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D me if you REALLY want something. (u btr want something my 220 followers! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!  *HUGS*,1
"is visiting Mr. Taub, 84yo Romanian Holocaust survivor. Helped him write his bio/fam history a while back. He is very ill.  #familyhistory",0
"Happy Mothers Day 2 all the MOMS out there. DADS, try and give the baby MOMS a day off ! If u can ...... I can't, I'm BACK 2 work",0
@flo_44 Yeah he is on cloud nine.  I probably won't get to ride in the near future,0
"@thenewpsies i've been invited out to dinner, such an effort to go back out in the cold",0
@gothicx Visabeira RULZZZZZ,1
@KatGirl44 For a moment I thought you were sending a Skate kiss-scared me  Post 814 one away,1
@candicotton lol..i'm not sure exactly but i'll definitely keep u posted! u do the same..we should hook up when we hit eachother's city,1
"@EngrishWithAiko: Yeah, I still (mostly) trust KyoAnime.  I'm (fairly) sure it'll be fine.^^  But if this really is it...I'd be very sad.",0
RLFans Sean Long: oldsoulie: "  Much prefer Myler from the SL  But still think we'll sign Orford anywa.. http://tinyurl.com/lnofz7,1
being really mean on my cousin's gaia account....,1
#3wordsaftersex Astaghfirullah Al Adzim!!,1
@ataffyhale hehe the lakers did win! Don't know if you heard yet! It was a great game,1
@GoodTimesAreGon dude id be soooooo happy if you got your original account back!! =D  im going to send you a message on YT with some help,1
Freedom til tomorrow! My last day in the pharmacy,0
@Lower40Records I am jealous and still at work,0
wanting to go to the city but its raining  gotta do homework 2,0
"@rtrgrrl First pizza... and then tacos.. you, have made me jealous",0
Competition today was disappointing !  could have done better!!,0
"Done swimming, going back to Jeska's house to get dropped off cause Gina got in trouble",0
"@MoritzBuetzer haha that's awesome  I'll return the disc, though. I feel betrayed ;)",1
@Inkntatia sleep deprivation ... you'll get used to it,1
@MystaKool Haha  I'm also looking for a good E-series phone these days. Know any?,1
"@twisted4you I hear ya...seems like 4-5 days is all we need, watch they extend it to a 7 day cruise!",1
"But on a happier note...GOOD MORNING!!! I hope everyone has a blessed day, reaches all their goals and completes all those to-do lists!",1
@JonathanRKnight Haha - don't get High on those exhaust fumes!!   xx,1
Whiskers (my hamster) died today,0
http://bit.ly/11dnbq  < best song  on this earth but the best singer ever...hint hint adma lambert,1
@FrickFrackGirl Because they gave the boot to so many good songs.,0
I'm so sleepy... house full of nieces and nephews and the cook has got The Eagles at full volume on this breezy Sunday morning!!,1
On the way to Gamma Construction... I miss @mlo85,0
@spider1981 Maybe thats the problem. I know too many people who are that type. Thankfully no one I communicate with often.,1
@mbaas Steve Gadd rocks. I use the same sticks - unfortunately this doesn't make me as good,0
has a clear ear,1
Next two weeks. No internet at work for me,0
"the sky looks majestic and the wind blows mighty but shucks man, my hair is messed",0
& 3O FSA Not On Libby This Time,0
"Toasting in the garden, lovin it",1
"YES I JUST GOT MY CAMP ORIENTATION PACKET!!! and btw, i love my yatc friends.",1
@BradmanTV omg that is so sad! I remember him,0
first night of Emerge went so well. really excited about all that is in store. now back to the "full-time" job,0
Life is taking a turn for the better.  For the first time in years I'm in control and feeling great,1
@industrymusic thank you for following me,1
Off 2 the mall for the dreaded spring ritual: swimsuit shopping. I've tried several times and have not had any luck yet  Here goes nothing,0
Someone just tweeted and there was no #KEVINJONAS . Another peice of my heart just broke,0
what a great night! loved hanging with the girls and @danielbashta was awesome tonight!,1
..loves sudden road trips  on the way to Tulsa!,1
@jimmyfallon MTV WMA's are just half fun without You !!! Get back there ok,1
@Ferichan Yeah  which really sucks for you guys. But it is awesome people like you who change peoples opinions :3 so keep showing us --,0
its funny how strangers can actually make your day. i love strangers.,1
"@jy286 not yet, and yeah, today was my last day ever of francais  but i'll try to learn in my spare time or something, since i love it too",0
http://www.dr-t.net/gardasil.html for the ignorant,1
"@PaulKinlan Twollo is a nice concept, but a better web interface would go a long way to being able to 'tidy' the auto followed users",1
@ramielemalubay ugh whoever keeps doing that seriously needs to stop and get an effing life don't delete it tho  cuz they'll just win!,0
I WANT HER TO LOVE ME AGAIN CUZ I NEVER STOP LOVE N HER,0
the election fever has started ...I'm enjoying the show,1
heading to church with my dad and alex - then seeing them off,0
OFFICIAL fav song Hey by Mitchel Musso....too good for Whoa Oh lolz but Whoa Oh is second,1
#myweakness my dog's puppy face  lol lil beezy runs amok in my house,0
@OBrevealed looks like they're predicting showers for the rest of the week. Sorry vacationers.,0
That apple didn't taste right. And forgot to put the stopper on the heavy ass RS door before the handicapped lady came in ugh,0
@kia21 I found you! You need to come over and see my place and bring the kids (leave barry),1
@JemDevenish oh that sucks.  Can't you miss one night of pilates??? x,0
I'm on!  I'm loving The All-American Rejects!!,1
@jenniferhwillis yep! It sure sounds like it though huh? I am definitely without a doubt not preggo!!,1
@refinery29 that link is broken,0
"@sarahgoh so you did land safely, then?",1
@pstheartist yes i know...we probably won't even go out but we can have fun at fridays tho lol,1
"is just NOW ending her day... lol. wtf. man, what a long day. i hope the rest of my week is this fun.",1
Working on a new article this morning.,1
@KatJB Nicee.!  Yes they are very Cool,1
I just tried the Gym*GymM*.Only 30 minutes of trainning and its fckng hardcore  I liked it lol! www.gymm.ca,1
Ow. Have just done an hour of full on pointe work. My big toes are raw.,0
@annamoore3701 I cried too,0
"@rafaelaventurim Good night.  I need you, always. You can do this? hm, now?  I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU",0
ewww if i work at fazoli's i have to year a viser...and ugly shoes...and a pony tail...and no nail polish,0
Im going get the Sims 3 now,1
@BarryClair I sure did.  We have been graced with her presence this week in our home.  It's always nice to have a Clair nearby,1
@coldplay when ur coming to jakarta? Come'on coldplay!,1
@RubyGold no ways let's have a bet I stick to my 50 runs all out.,1
I'm so behind on my YouTube subscriptions...,0
hasen't got a clue what do on here tbh,1
Lost track of time again! Dang it! it's almost MIDNIGHT! Gotta sleep now. Goodnight!,1
Marley & Me was a bad choice. I've never cried so much during a movie. Then I hugged Sam bye cause she's moving back to WA tomorrow.  Sad.,0
@jkeyes hey - yeah am in Dublin & generally would take the hand off ya for one - but am not well enough to go in  watching from home today,0
Happy Graduation 8th ): I'll miss some of you a lot. Don't 4get to e-mail.  Lots of Love ~ *Olivia*,0
I HAVE NOOOOOOOOOO FRIENDS ON TWITTER IT MAKES ME SAD WILL SOMEONE FOLLOW ME,0
Why do I always watch Origin when I know it'll end badly for the Blues?!,0
@loveisanexcuse thank you hobo ly2 ;D but i don't feel better at all,0
@DeetaRose What kind of MP3 player do you have?! I want one,0
Gave up on bioshock 5 mins into the game,0
@MTH18 haha oh well I'm leaving soon,1
@Shantasticlea Yay! You are on twitter now,1
@farabovetheclou I'm fully recovered after that pic!!!  I disappeared last night coz I lost the battle for the laptop   how are you? xx,0
@michaelmknight morning Mike,1
"off shopping, mum's treating me yass for Primark",1
So my first month without a car payment and I have to spend more money on repairs than the payment was.,0
Why does my back hurt like crazy? I hate it,0
@typezero3 aww  iz was fussing all night too. his nose us running and he was coughing. Hope little a feels better soon,0
Why are the updates not showing up?,0
"Yay, long weekend   I can sleep in for 3 days in a row.",1
@saykendrawithme I have school anyway BUT I will prob cry if you dont too lmao,0
bad dreams are no fun,0
is almost finished work for the day but its just started raining,0
@fossiloflife ..... some place ( i forgot the name) an hr or so from Cochin Airport .. in betn are u keralite ?,1
"@Gabgab87 yup, admu. iono eh, got advice for me?",1
@hotmomamy I'm going to check that out  relax and a tan to boot !!,1
@mitchelmusso Mitch how do you feel? are you excited?,1
is outta here in an hour,1
@DarkoKontin I was thinking about that phrase a moment ago  it's so true that it scares me,1
Sorry meant @iamdiddy (shows you how much I care about Diddy  ),1
Its the little things that people do that touches my heart.. simple things..being thoughtful..,1
"@crimsonexe andrew probably just lied to you so he could spend his frist day back with me, his true love. duh. sawy",0
@deviantradio lol can't fault me for researching worthless information.,1
"@blkpanther9805 Yes, I feel the same way. Seems like The Somali Civil War is about to start again.",0
not looking forward for tomorrow  i hate the doctor and that damn shot he gives me...have i not been thru enough this week?,0
client playing Foo Fighters LOUD,1
@WhiskeyOnSunday Nope.,1
@erincampos  Er I'll find out tonight...text you.,1
"Deciding to use Twitter more often, and follow everyone that has one.  Chinese tonight, what's YOUR favorite dish?",1
Farrah Fawcett has died. I still have her famous red bathing suit poster and a personal autograph. She will be missed. Goodbye angel,0
"@paulbrown  right back at you gorgeous, say hi to heidi for me too... im sad i didnt get a ride",0
@MOLLYQERIM_ESPN HEY MOLLY. THE ANSWER IS A BABY LAUGH FOR THE SOUND EFFECT  YAY!!!,1
@misty_moons I'm not quite *there* yet.,1
Bay to breakers finalists are already flooding the outer sunset. Invading my tranquil oceanside community with noise and beligerance,0
It feels like... Wednesday.... Mais non,0
Good Morning Twibulous Ones.....Its my Monday. @ work  this concentration camp ass place smh. Haha that's y I get off early @ 4:30 ; ),0
I hurt my right hip yesterday  but it got better! and then i wake up this morning and my right knee feels like it is filled with lava! :'(,0
I want someone to love me like edward bloom loves sandra templeton,1
@shortglide thanks Robin... i'll have you and @KGWSunrise know @pdxpeacock and I plus crew LOVED Cookies thx u and @caseyore,1
Shattered after spending a day learning call handling techniques,0
my head hurts SO bad..feel like crying out loud!,0
@TheEllenShow hello from Australia...luv ur show! hands down the best out there  definatly on my 'to do' list if i ever make it to the usa,1
@jonasbrothers http://twitpic.com/6q1om - i love your music! thanks jonas brothers,1
"@MMofOz hahahaha, "one of those dumpster women".... that is awesome",1
Cutting a wisdom tooth and it's giving me the worst headache! Not to mention my entire mouth is killing me..ugh!,0
finally ended up eating prawn crackers instead of bak chang.,0
"@jaithemon     inbetn, a very  good evening  !",1
@drbculp You allergic to nuts too? Sucks  I had to go get steroids the other week when I ate a muesli bar. Felt sick as a dog.,0
"@kalebnation i have to go soon, please can you do a contest!!!",1
@dawnmcwilliams  they go to you and @Nayvan  why cant they come to me? I mean afterall im the special one too  lol,0
ahhhh i have cheer and track practices today...  im gonna be sooo sore not even damn funny,0
....whyyyy must he be so cute !? <3,1
"I love being accused of using an aimbot, it's just so flattering.",1
@tonythaxton I looked away from the screen for some popcorn and then I look up and a bird is flying at me and then I jump.,0
"@brendanheaney ordered stuff and it never arrived, now they wont refund the money. apparently they're notorious for doing it! never knew",0
@CINAbun Yess safari is on that shitt,0
sitting in bed wishing there was a man sleeping next to me instead of my bf Sarah.... anyone got any single friends?,1
"Oh my god, I really wish I hadn't eaten... I feel ill now.",0
@VeraaCorruptedx yup nobody is tweeting  haha,0
"@dubber will have a look at P2 on a mobile - if it's crap, it's pretty easy to put together a simple mobile stylesheet. I can help",1
at the airport! I miss Rachel,0
"@Linda_PetTalez lol well, i'll see what i can come up with",1
Tired.HUNGRy. and MAD!!!!!!,0
@__alicia  im slowly giving up,0
"gotta love the guys that never quit. and by "guys", i mean, "guy".",1
just finish bowling. umm im not gonna say nothing about it. Just note that i need more practice,0
so sorry! I couldn't get on this past week alot!  soo busy,0
Up was great but the theater did not show the short Partly Cloudy before it  maybe because it was a matinee??,0
yay for my computer being alive again! ..& pollo campero w/ wifi,1
"@chelseyann226 You didn't leave idf did you? If you did, go back...I'm bored haha",1
"@AClockworkToad I am watching Grease on dvr, but will try to find something we can watch together.",1
@Peter5tewart  Blu-Ray version FTW! Altho i did fall asleep at some point  teach me to watch things that late !,0
@thatonehost what are the chances of you remembering one specific auditon tape that my father in law sent two years ago?,1
itunes is the best,1
Looking for the pr I sent out yesterday to see if anyone picked it up.  Haven't found it yet.,0
I can't leave my house...but I have to..and since I have to I won't be able to get back in!!!!,0
"@Luiiziinhu heeey  , how are you?",1
Hates how fast time is going!,0
@patrickwatson you and your band put on an amazing show,1
@sharlynnx aww thank you  so is yours xx,1
night time. later!,1
"The murder of George Tiller goes to show there is fundamentalist terrorism in all corners of all religion. America, FUCK YEAH!",0
other beautiful day but once again im stuck inside  and  really want some chocolate!!!!   i juat want what ever i have to go away!,0
@tk4life1223  no i got a custom ipsw from willdta but it didnt work,0
Raven? And bridget what can you do with out injuring yourself,1
Woohoo! Got my PC back in original "vista" special form  Was starting to suffer desktop withdrawals. Now its time to for an uber back up.,1
surfing the web with a PS3. Feels odd using a contrller to tweet this,1
"@Joelsk_ I love those. It's like a peanut butter milky way, right?",1
@gypsyjenn I wanted to see your bloggy stuff but it didn't work  #Eric,0
"@janinehrtsnkotb hopefully they can't tell. It was just the hub cap and they weren't in the car so I rushed in  wah, I'm nervous...",0
Up....too early  best hav a productive day now...,0
Going to Sim it up tonight. Too sick to do anything else,0
haha my dad signed in to my twitter some how lol i don't care about david cameron no more mod studs woop woop,1
Got the apartment! Just don't have any money to pay for it with.,0
"@TwilightofDoom  I don't tan well. I have only 3 stages. Pale, Burnt and peeling. Somehow I always miss the tan part haha",0
"@liberalchik Sorry. My kids wanted pajama day also, & I foiled them. Maintenance people from the building were coming. Needed clothes on.",0
@RawVoodoo why do yer replies not show up directly to me ?,0
#faibw  The Nightrats Chiffon Daydream (you won't be able to stop following  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7jshs,1
end of the weekend....back to work tomorrow  We need longer weekends!!!,0
"First my work computer, now my home laptop is fucked.",0
"@aaroncarter7 why u don't turn on your phone, dude?",0
@TheGreatestSax yes  it's depressing.,0
60 days today  i can't believe it's been 2 months. i'm nervous about what i'm gonna say later. but i'm gonna keep comin back.,1
Got the coolest pair of socks in Boloxi..HAHA..Bouta go home..Church tomorrow..TXT ME..,1
Watching twlight,1
@rycher will do,1
@Taigur cute name but it reminds me of this evil girl who goes 2 school in riverside  lmao jk,0
@jaredc1035 ah that really bites. night hubz,1
lady gaga  is now 1 people,1
I have a huge headache and its not even funny,0
got to go to doble science,0
"@backseatgoodbye you told me you were coming to detroit, mister. did you forget?",1
"@KyleBoyd nice one, thanks for the tip - I could do with keeping the old charger, and not paying anything to the evil of ebay is a bonus",1
Morning everyone! Gorgeous day here in DC,1
@jms_ June 24th  my girls @Maya0685 @Sally_E are in June too as well as @SexyCheza lol so it's hard for us to organise without clashing!,1
@paouu omg i'm wayyyyyy to excited for toy story 3!!,1
audrey you haven't chatted in like forever!!!!! I wish you would twitter more often!!!!!!! boo ho...anyway what is new with every one?,1
@bckwild i agree i mean Drake being ft. on Jays first single?  could be ok but im kinda scared to hear it,0
"finish Beautiful Mess w/ @ForceOneSeven, give mix to @djintel, interview with @demozie, then @internacionalj & @robinsteelxxx in Chicago!",1
Snoopy just past by in the Harley I can't believe its gone   What a great example to lead the troops.,0
@symphnysldr me! But I don't live in L.A.,0
back from the party couldnt stay  gotta go to camp in the a.m.,0
@TweetDeck Is there any way to enlarge the individual columns? They're so small & dark; not easy to read.,0
failed on Customer Focus! ironic as director in my last job told me he felt inferior due to all my cards/letters/flowers from the clients,0
"@MCHammer why is it on the same day as mtv movie awards,they should had it in la around the awards",0
@thegrates My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni,1
"@mforshee i have trouble not being long-winded, too. and unfortunately that goes for all forms of communication",0
@wyatthaplo Good,1
kill bill and glass bottled coke. i wish i could get comfy,0
@ashleyymiller Wooo britains got talent is onn  Results not il half 9 though  n its 7 here lol who you want to winnn? xoxox,0
"@CourtneySit I have not watched entire epis, just saying four is good  Especially if you live in Auckland haha",1
gettin ready 2 watch disaster movie yay LOL skool 2 morrow  bleh LOL,0
Last day of church til july.,0
went shopping today for last minute things for bahamas.. SO excited! work in a little bit  .. @smaggyy u should always have anti-venom,0
im so tired. my eyes are watery.. idk what happen..,0
I wish it would stop raining... I can' hear Amber.,0
@oceanUP Miley I miss my uncle right now he's in Iraq fighting!,0
"@Hopebound_Heart hahaha, I'd be really good at that. @xmariex I never see you and it makes me",0
walkin wit bentley......the weather is nice,1
@TheCelebHost im right here...,1
I don't feel well. my tummy is making noises,0
@sjsmith88 haha hey as long as it makes you happy who cares?,1
"=[ i'm going to sleep, maybe things will have changed when i wake up. /// imissyousomuch.",0
No Lebron Kobe finals like we hoped for grrrr!!,0
@shanedawson http://tinyurl.com/d236o7 .... actually... it kinda sucks? but things are gonna get better,1
My dad is packing a bag. This makes me sad. I know he's going somewhere without me.,0
http://twitpic.com/3nf8m - at work,1
Is leaving for BG when she wakes up tomorrow!,1
"@ElViejon hi,   how r u ?",1
"@Thegriffinster Unfortunately, Sunday is a working day over here, so I don't get to watch F1 very often",0
Congratulations Marcia! How look beautiful!,1
@phantom_roxs aww *offers you tea* to help you relax too,1
@iheartapirate lulz. I love you.,1
Watching the National Spelling Bee Competition. Nerrrds unite,1
@pink have a freakin ball tonight! See u wed!,1
i had an awsome day...again. too bad johannerz couldnt come.,0
wana go to septembers fashion weeek,0
@Radioactivclown,0
"@Samwahlberg I wished I could come too   Gotta keep old husband happy lol.  Look forward to seeing you on 5th July, woo hoo!",0
Why hasnt my background showed up!,0
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping,0
@basictheory,0
"@sebeys i keep waiting for youtube to catch on and redesign their stuff, but they seem to like what they have",0
@LM_HyperIsGood i'm so sorry ur upset!  i'll try my hardest to be on tomorrow!! love ya!,0
@MrBenzedrine but its too hard and too fast for me  i cant think of good ideas quick enough.,0
Angry and anxious  Time to do some biking and blow some steam off,1
I'm working and the weather is gorgeous,0
@pauliniunia hey  i just saw your update.its cool  could you add this http://bit.ly/9kIAq  ? its so..WOW.,1
I am getting ready to work then hopefully to just chill afterwards,1
"Damn you, Facebook!!!",0
"@SuzanneKaye i never remember to shoot with cropping in mind, so i hate 8x10's too!",1
@lauren108 sad face,0
"Wow, I'm feeling unwell today, I think I might have to just lie in bed all day, it hurts to sit in my chair  my tummy hurtsss",0
was going to head to meet wilco...was going to go to orange and white game...i hear that neither is going to happen for me,0
"@oXQuinzelXo girl once you are out, you're finally free. i missed it for like two seconds and then i went to sleep! you'll be fine",1
"@Kyabean I got your twable and wanted to send you a message, but it appears you're not following me.",0
"Kicked back with the girls cat a lil.  Greens beers, panicroom and fries at SIXARMs with Tyson. Legit conscious hiphop in the background.",1
@lemon_biscuit I've got this weird robot one but idk what to put in the top bar (I DISLIKE TOP BARS  ),0
@clichecolumbia @loganhb @savorygreatness @jessikalynn_92 follow me stupid,0
Giving Thanks for a New Day!  Phone already ringing off the hook ...,1
@whatbenwhat aww  did you guys win any events?,0
"@greydoh @bigpeteb @chris30269 thanks, guys. your conversation from last night made my morning once I figured out the >>> signs",1
@Recamel Silver never clashes with anything you're wearing.,1
Just got done setting up my daughters B day party. Can't wait till they are old enough to set it up themselves.,1
All I can say is: I'm glad I wasn't around and reading this stuff in 2007. It must have been CARNAGE.,0
"ok, i'm going to sleep n o w . night tweople.",1
@l1laznhunnie and atx misses you too! thanks so much for coming down. I hope y'all had a good time!!,1
@jedi58  yes unfortunately  I was expecting something else... @theRobMead you got me,0
dinner at dick's... last night of beach week,0
Can't sleep  i'll pay for it big time tomorrow!,0
Ahhh. Straight hair.  feels soo niiceee,1
has spent most of her money on presents for my parents...  £7 to last a week isnae good!,0
"It's raining.  // Meeting some friends, later i gonna go bowling.",0
pens down 1 game,0
wants a new job! E-mailed Heart/Star and check BBC no jobs  so moved on to second choice and got interview with Police,0
Morgan now has a myspace so search morgan0129 and add her to show her how much you love her,1
@LordGU I dunno too much coffee me thinks,1
@twistedparamour Night!,1
Taking a breather. Still hurting from yesterday's busy day. Sore calves and forearms  I'm not built for moving furniture,0
In the stock room at work organising flip flops. Seriously. I'd rather be at home and in bed right now. Or anywhere with aaron,0
@JanLawrence @missgreens @TerriCook @MissPressa I'll see you all here for 7pm,1
BIKE ! ! ! !   Gorillaz on the pod sun in the sky ...it's gonna be a GOOOD DAY,1
"@Nymeth Well lots of people seem to hate it, it must not be for everyone, but it really impacted me.",1
"@staaceeyy sorry :'( ily?   i cant help it stacey, ive listened to what every fuckhead has said to me and ive just grown to believe it",0
had a busy day at work.....tired now,0
@gracielaM selfish girl  hahaha im hungry papitas & chicken please,0
Looking for a new phone....dno wot 2 get thou,0
Going home delgadito has work at 730  kisses love you!,0
Last day of school! and discovered new favorite band 3 oh! 3,1
Trying to think of a Victoria comic but having trouble,0
babysitting my hubby cam cam,1
preparing my thoughts for the moving out of my son.....when did he get so independant...,0
breakie then school ... i don't want to go,0
@princesskitten i'm waiting for brittany she went to the neighbors to see if they can give her a ride.. so much for leaving at 10pm,0
"Wish I was at #hcmd09 today, but it completely passed me by.  Can't wait to check out the stream though!",0
"is absolutley wrecked, im surprised im spelling this properly, seeing triple!!!! lol",1
@pdenligner Thanks for the invite!,1
Im back from the beach  I didnt want to leave,0
"@WaxwingSlain Try not having a working 360 for the last 3 months  RRoD, daaaaaamn you!",0
is glad that he has the day off today  ahhh the wonder's of relaxing haha,1
My last weekend at jeff and my 3rd floor male nurse crush isn't working.,0
why did they give the old man in the Six flags commercials a speaking part??...he was already creepy enough as it was... i see nightmares,0
not good hospital in 5 mins,0
@shaunmichaelb haha still awake? u crazy insomniac,1
It's so great that loip has visitors from Twitter! We got some surprise progress in new visitors & National Call your mother's day event!,1
Sunday afternoons  @having balckcurrant tea,1
@thesummersnow Yep. What a nice thing to say. I really wish that I could meet you in person.,0
"I saw 17 Again with Ahlea last night, but now I have a huge stomach ache from the movie popcorn.  And Wyeth has a tummy ache, too.",0
@eviliciouz I've only been there once,0
wants a laptop for her birthday. any laptop. as long as it functions. please.,0
@Nahhhhhhh probably a good thing for my bank account...,0
"i think ill lay off the red lipstick, too much with black eyes",1
Whoh what a day... Now for the shut part... Hydraulics assignment time,0
blah. getting ready. school all day. lets hope it gets better out before last block. whoot gym,1
@emmabarkermuzz waited patiently for 1.5hrs but just as it opened got a call from hubby who'd locked himself out and so had to go home,0
Trying to decide what's for breakfast?  Used curriculum sale tonight!!!!!  Hopefully I can find a few things on my list,1
Ok..Right...So  Macbeth and/or MacDeath BLERGGGGG,0
@aleshabell I feel you girl just take it a day at a time...I'm missing you guys in the GA though,0
@DonnieWahlberg. Hey Donnie. Wish I was at a meet n greet,0
@SocialBites You looked amazing!! I thought the clip was great,1
@Ember_xoxox Unfortunately not. They aren't answering the hotel phone!,0
@danielle_willis haha yeahh we should go together. My poor little sick car,0
is drinking a beer or 5 at one of the top ten breweries in Michigan. His job - Bastone.,1
I wanna be with my sister in vegas looking at all the lights  missin my sister if u didn't guess,0
I'm so tired. It's 4.50am and my kitty woke me up by bringing a mouse in. Now it's dying in my room and I don't know what to do.,0
"feels hungry  I wanna eat, please give me some food.  http://plurk.com/p/z3dwq",1
You have to listen to Kiss the Rain... It's so relaxing and sad in some way...,1
@ccal4321MD I am IN bed. hahaha just on my laptop. I sent a message to twitter trying to find out why I cant follow @JonathanRKnight .,0
@jasoncollette  yes we did,1
@JustStephy thanks babe im gonna do my best and hope ppl like it  u rock!,1
i just made persian rice and it was delicious! i'm so proud of myself  trader joe's cookbook is the greatest,1
@R1OTboy o.O whatt? explain???  iloveyuophillywillly XD,0
@boxofchocolates Way to go! Can not wait to see photos and hear more about them,1
is looking forward to spending the day in the sun while everyone else is at school/college,1
"swine flu has forced melb high sku 2 close. so weird not seeing them on my train anymore, well i get a seat now",1
writing my paper out in the sun,1
@livluvamanda that suks,0
Man! I don't wanna work today! I'm gonna miss the Secret Life season 2 premire.  Thank God for DVR.,0
@meium We've just realised also the streaming is down  oh well a day in the sun then...!,1
So glad I'm off at 4 today.. Going straight to the Starbucks by my crib to study and write in peace.,1
@lovehound i would but it's not out here till freakin OCTOBER!!  ...anyway i cry at every film! :/,0
@gley10 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! GUESS WHO MIGHT BE GOING TO GEORGA TO SEE YOU!?!?  BTW-MY CELL IS DEAD.  ILL TEXT YOU SOON! <3,0
"there will be an answer, let it be.... Goodnight",1
http://twitpic.com/5oocz - Blackberry cameras such...but have you ever seen such an eruption of handsomeness?? And I'm there too!,1
Working until 7:30. Ick,0
"Wow what a great week except 4 the unexpected 3rd party breakup today, wtf?  oh well night night twitterers, got a long wknd",0
Conducting an impact assessment with a partner organization. I feel like an aid worker.,1
"Also had a complete cleanup of the editing room. What a complete waste of a day.....but....with HUGE results  So, I'm satisfied.",1
@erikaANGEL i'm doing the same!! ahah going to walmart at 6am,1
"Twitpic is giving a "bad gateway" error message. Wanted 2 share pictures from Musée Blazac in Saché, France. Oh well, enjoy your Sunday!",0
"i love u bro. thanks for all the memories:saran wrap,burger king,chicharon,"focker",rides home,our convo at milk,"awww little!!",etc :/",0
I'm learning to twitter!!   beats doing the taxes,1
"@jenn_if_er you should have said you are into pain, wanna find out how I like to dish it out also?",1
a Monday without Blues,1
had forgotten how lovely the centre of Bath is first thing on a spring morning,1
@iancantdecide OMG.. talaga? PE? reflection paper?? what's ur PE ba?  i miss our PE days.. ) palagi wala tayong ginagawa.. ),1
"Have said this before, will say it again, the Megaman 9 OST is so frickin' rad! http://bit.ly/gODWu Now if I could only complete it...",0
"@jasoncastro hi jason..  i love ur eyes! haha, wzzup?!",1
Well that was an extremely weird phone conversation. And I have very little to distract me from it,0
Why am i still up? I miss my mommy.,0
It's official I need a new case my iPhone : I have gone through 3 or 4,0
doesnt have internet in her new apartment,0
@tknokitten put it on twitter  I love sudsnsass - going to place another order soon!,1
shout out to my sweetie.. although she does not tweet or for that matter email (or any technology)   love you babe!,1
music time,1
p.s. where's the sun today.,0
"@chavie101 Boy, I am getting worried about you - don't you have a life away from twitter and the web?",1
going boxing,1
O.K made up my mind- goging to BED,1
Going to be bored out of my mind AGAIN!,0
"@samantharonson good morning from Brazil, have a nice day",1
I don't wanna go back to school  I don't wanna sit for exams,0
Waiting for candy girls to come on...,1
"@FokusChicagoKid lol just regular excellent, I suppose. Just woke up feeling good, positive vibes so I'm going with em today",1
"Back in otown....need to sleep, but too stinky to even be with myself. Showertime, bedtime, sandcastle and taste of omaha time. w00tnes.",1
Overland cafe then downtown standard,1
"@isabelledomingo Oh okay, cool! Thanks Isab! >< I miss you!",1
"@foreverivy Yes it does  But I simply tell him he's my close friend, he'd understand that.",0
@Troykids Can you wait to play my song.... I got kicked out and can't get back in,0
Moving my bedroom into my livingroom... Trucks will no longer roll past my head at 3am.,1
@PembsDave You didn't think it weird that I'd tried to assassinate you several times?!?!?!?!?! You poor boy  Hahaha,1
@justinspratt watching top 25 cougars with @saulkza ...look at what you've started!!,1
Really? Rove? This is why I don't watch tv  #Logies,0
@HayesRambo awww cheer up buttercup,1
@AndreaVerdura too bad it's going to rain all weekend,0
"...I'm just helping it along with this twitter and putting vids on youtube, cos I really wanna see Ellen come to Oz",1
@jbfan345 what other subjects do u take ?,1
"Don't be emotional Leah, you hate the douche nozzles smart one!!!!! Rose is so stubborn!!!!!!!! God, Help us!!!!!!!!!!!",0
@tms2787 we all know lux is a fucking joke...thank god for free drinks though,1
@BethFishReads glad to see you here too,1
"visited cousins, inc... thanks for the pastries!",1
Still no news about the faith of the CNET's Indecent Exposure podcast,0
@MissDadeCounty  What ever it is make me some too cuz im starving,1
"i need to go to sleep,but im not tired",0
took my boo to the repair shop,0
@TyCody.. send me a nice tweet to cheer me up...   http://tinyurl.com/cx4efa,1
To watch The Proposal or The Hangover? I cant choose,0
@FAKEBESTFRIEND I got two $200 parking fines in 8 days. $400 AUD down the drain is such a pain in the ass,0
"Awwwwwh  i wanted Aiden Davis 2 WIN, i <3 him so bummed he didnt",0
"so girlie time.. making the whole beauty stuff, nails, hair and then dressing up",1
I love playing in the rain   ..RIP Emily  <3,0
"All apps are up to date" pfft. Want #twitterrific 2 now!,1
Bored waiting for mom to get out of Kroger's . . . Too bad my phone's bout to die   -CrazyForTheGuy,0
This game addicting !! I can't stop playing,1
is bummed her baby boy is leaving for Chicago today,0
"62 followers ia del @followerdelfrac, gracias",1
@ThisIsRobThomas why one US residents,0
Dropping the Sammo off again ...,0
"Almost forgot, HELLO MY FRIENDS : Almost forgot to introduce my self   I'm a freelance web designer, I hope .. http://tinyurl.com/kpf8vh",1
so excited to see my sister tomorrow,1
It's been a wonderful 24 hrs with the family...gonna be extra hard to drive back after a weekend like this,0
i oversleep when i have nightmares,0
@MellyMel54 its cool. I figured as much,1
@IsabelTCruz Green Day!  - thanks for your help!,1
@4u2wear2 got it. Thanks for contributing,1
"feels like I have to watch Twilight again, but I don't have time. got a concert with my choir soon",1
had a good shift at work today... but no shifts next week. I'm not gonna make any money this summer.,0
is dealing with the worst stomach pain that you could think of. Its been this way all day long and now I feel like throwing up,0
@sebber21 vc por aqui  Thanks for following me ;*,1
LUNCH.....finally,0
::work:: gonna be here for a while,0
The wife and I are babysitting for a friend tonight. She is 4. It's going good so far.,1
"@TomVMorris oddly, the cat is telling *me* I should go back to bed.",1
@WCRSaenz Oh thats fun  what do you think it's from?,0
and now i'm disappointed with my first phone call of the day,0
@abnertheowl I'm watching that too,1
@cliquedecamwa omg! u met soo many celebs! im soo jealous!! hahahah  hope u had fun! but im sure u did anyway!! duh!!,1
i wish i was samantha off bewitched so i could wiggle my nose and my house would be clean...wiggle wiggle dang it didn't work,0
"@mcflymusic i REALLY want to know what you's are on about, i heard harry said something to my friend about it being a secret, ahhhhh",1
asking questions and getting answers in stackoverflow.com is like taking help from a colleague sitting next to you. It's so fast!,1
PM #19242 (Courtney Vaughn) said: thanks for the perfect 10   http://PaidModels.com/19242,1
@vickytcobra It sound's very interesting. May do it in a few weeks when I can afford some really classy apples,1
@TwitBotNews Thanks,1
@Yurges loadsa shizze has happend  IM SO UPSET..,0
@HotWomenLover The only way to stop me from thinking is shooting with Magnum 44! They're not allowed in France,0
"Just finished my second cup of coffe, but didn't have a starbucks yet",0
Yummy....Ice cold milk and cereal....cereal with Strawberries baby!!!,1
"@Djnewera oh ok,,,yea but yall closer to NY then i am..guess ill be in Philly    lol",0
It's such a hott day out yet it's thundering,0
found out the tumor on my grandpas kidney is cancer he has surgery on monday,0
@brionyqueen haha i only got one  however I have decided he can take pride of place on my wall.,0
"@cmygeek aww, that sucks...I'm sry",0
i hate my bad condition skin,0
"AndrejArh: @cameron_chapman great article  I am just hacking into drupal and am glad you post it on digg, thanks",1
"@DanielFielding Hmm, there is no need for that,just shows how worthless he thinks he is! No I hadn't...Yea, def! Just ignore him! x",1
"@ashleytisdale Ashley please come to Toronto, Canada! you have so many fans here, it would be amazing and a real honour to have you here!",1
@stine_nicole I thought I only felt that way when packing for me. I think its worse when sending my kid off,0
@LWPEANUT32 lol right...but im mad he gave us this quick ass break,0
@CyranDorman that's ok - i'm good at things like that,1
@missyjch exams mean video shooting is not possible,0
waaah!  a LOt Of Homework!!! But i go to dance 3 hours per day!!!,0
Motherfucking Revision.  aww well.  seems i won't be going on a trip tomorrow after all     Current Band -... http://tinyurl.com/qq48dv,0
I'm tired. GOOD NIGHT. Not. I have school.,0
other little know fact Jonathan Papelbon (Red Sox Pitcher) lives around the corner from me too,1
Yay exactly one month til my 18th birthday!,1
Is going to miss @tnmestaka,0
i just busted my ass at work fuck me right? ghfjdksalfhjdks hahahahahaha im purple.,0
tell me why after ten years of violin me and mickie still can't play.,0
I discovered another relatively quiet area to sit in uni,1
"@nicolerichie Yes i remember that band, It was Awesome, Will you please reply",1
"gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled!  but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!",0
"@HennArtOnline ~Big hugs to you, Henie... just went through this with my old cat Miku.... so hard!  Hugs! xxoo",0
at bee's with the boys. @ea_bradford. you complete my life,1
Fuk yah heidi and spencer in the junglee ....,1
@kristenlefauve yes camping! let's go to Tillamook!!,1
"More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can't wait!",1
"So tired!  But, it need to my life. But, but!! I want to relax.Ugh..... I was burned out. Still, should be steady.",0
"fought my way through most of "modern warfare", now wonderin how the hell I am going to make this "veteran"-mode",0
is getting ready to go out then Marineland TODAY..yay..but it all comes to an end tomorrow..  can't i stay a little longer??,0
@danbimrose hi!  i am a hippie.a writer..ve had anxiety a few times..ive got babyboomer parents.n i really like your backround for yur pg,1
The rain is here...finally!!! hate the muddy water though,0
Again: Fucking martes ><,0
"@dragonsinger57  or finish with it, one drink of it was enough to know we don't get on",1
@rsms thats just pure evil man,0
"@abdulss If I wanted a dog to follow me I'd just go buy a big steak!  Really, you should see this: http://tr.im/mrBg",1
@michelleann68 Can add it to the bottom of the list in case we run out of time since I already have it on Pea,1
I'm just like Superman ... in that on my homeworld I am a mere mortal  -w,0
@LilGrasshopper aww I hope u get better  wana know something funny...I just found tht on my chest my hand is marked there XD,0
good morn'n! aint feeln so good so stayd home 4m work!,0
going to botanical gardens,1
today turned out to be a rly good today. Tmw will be even better. a whole day with her,1
@mingmingming if only there were a chance NIN would come back,0
only 4 hours of sleep... so sad,0
"awe  "Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream" (doesn't say who wrote it)",1
"Staying the night with my best friend friday night.. Gonna REALLY celebrate then, no driving for me!",1
is home watching sailor moon  yayyy thanks baby for the beautiful blankie! xxx,1
says whoa... amazing... karma down.. 5 points.. huhuh  http://plurk.com/p/yu833,0
@brenthodgson let's have dinner tonight  loving Melbourne,1
Have a great day everyone,1
@jopinionated I'd go with up. Hangover is hilarious but up is a must see,1
@barbsaka I love finding regional groups of Twitterers! Glad I could connect you with a few new people,1
Me ginga biscutes are freeza burnt,0
@tfriberg So your back at it again  ...5 new bugs.....,1
@amilya Not bad for a lefty at all,1
http://twitpic.com/7oz8p - My friend Sierra who doesnt want her pic taken and she is moving away,0
"@Mr_KoolKickzKid @dakidd_BReeZe now now, idk who you two are talkin about BUT be niiiice! love ya'll",1
"Miserable. I need to get out of this town, stat. Away from all these thoughts in my head. I hate running away",0
Man I can't believe Lauren's on right now and I'm missing her   THIS IS DEPRESSING.,0
@jamesmelzer mmm... That could come in handy  I think I need to get my carrier out of the garage first. But a cyno would be handy,1
@tylermount if you can find a job for will in Raleigh then we'd love to take over your rent!,1
http://twitpic.com/4jjy9 - @PaulaMacKay@AnotherJulia This morning view from my back deck,1
oh my God. 1234 by the plain white t's just came on the radio and my mom turned it up. it hate this song soooo so so much. i hate it,0
Rocknoceros then some other random show. bummed to miss the end of give it all you got festival.,0
transformers is done. watching again and again not made me bored. can't wait for transformers 2 : revenge of the fallen on June 24th,1
@marginatasnaily you have us .we love & understand u 2  xxxx,1
"blogtv makes my eyes so tired! going to bed earlyy, i have a feeling im gonna wake up to hysteria on my video lol :X ah well. nighnight!!",1
I have not been tweeting try to tweet more been playing gmod and I love the song call on me  btw saveing up to get a laptop,1
"Off to work, boring",0
Moblie phones are moblie !!!! Home phones keep there asses at home  !!!!,1
Man what a ruff day! Dow is down 129 points.  dollar is up thank god LOL best news all day lol,0
@interjectionist thanks,1
@plaintruthiness This is disaster. I think the end of the world is here.,0
is beginning the last week at Beauchamp,0
uhp...kickball = cancelled.,0
Enjoying my work,1
@musicjess gah! yes. hahah i hate it! ive been trying to get better.,0
when it gets dark im going to crank this album right up,1
@jessi_lopez ughh that suxs theres no 2 seats 2gether 4 the jb concert in sa.,0
@RickWDavies It's Monday.  Looking forward to it.,1
@THEflyGIRL dang!  they made my lil birthday sex look like ish! wit all the obama visuals and black love and evrythng   lmao,0
"@fsugiselle i do hate baseball, but what's more fun than a friendly rivalry... now UF rivalry, that's just hatred.  but FSU is fun!",1
@bruceswalker Sounds wonderful!,1
is going to take a bath na..  http://plurk.com/p/xhtsg,0
shop then work time  see yas laterz x,1
@shayface hopefully you don't mean me and the trip to mcdonalds!  i just woke uppp.,0
@dubber ...and cheers to you too Sir!,1
Really hope my mrs gets a new job soon!,0
"longest flight EVER. not particularly unpleasant or uncomfortable, just really really long",0
"@stevepavlina I prefer Opera or Chrome for reg. browsing, firefox for web dev and compatibility, and IE for telling ppl to stop using!!",1
"@OpheliaLas yay, thank you  i really can't wait to see it! and thank you for the quote just then to, need motivation i do <33",1
@OndaSonora You guys have the weather for roof parties today? Paris is grey and wet - and lacking roof terrasses in any case,0
@xxkingofkingsxx yeah  and I didn't even bring a sweater! ugh,0
getting ready to go to class,0
"@Dannymcfly ooown, *-*  Eu te amo Danny",1
@nileybulgaria http://twitpic.com/7xn1l - how can you people see this?? it's so blurry.. i can't even tell who's who  but i really ho ...,0
@HighTechDad I think that's what happened. I knew getting it early was too good to be true!,0
"@ajputerbaugh I cannot wait!! I like Tony Kanaan..and Danica, of course",1
"@DavidArchie glad you enjoyed up! i haven't seen it, but i should.  i like the dog who's like "squirrel!" haha  love ya!",1
@EETWiz not when ur sober and everyone else is drunk,0
goodbye juani. already miss you.. who´s gonna be my company every afternoon now?,0
"@ArielleKristina Thanks!  No worries, about flaky Flickr.",1
@Trobo1 I sure was,0
@therealnanciful i knooow! i ended up buying the cookies n cream Drumsticks. they were on sale,1
Wow.  4 weeks of Vertigo . . . just from a boat ride around Vancouver Island,0
kelly clarkson is really pretty,1
@chipwaggoner Coming toward Dallas Love Field around  7-ish:  I appreciate the traffic tweets!  They really help!,1
dont bother answering that or it will ruin the whole point of the zoning which will make the spelling irrelevant,1
We can participate in a "Biggest Loser Team at work and NO ONE asked me to join   -So I am "Team SlimPossible" a team of one!!! take that!,0
@antlove2k3 Thanks for joining,1
@thewhitelass you'll get to play before me. the download started 2 hours after i work,0
I'm very discouraged ...,0
"Just finished work, man that was long! Not cool",0
@lolipower twit...err...what?,1
"@KristyLG  yeah, and i think i caught swine flu from the plane",0
"(@RGM77) I Got TWO EARS - One MOUTH - Time To Shut UP And EAT, Ummm Sorry - LISTEN Now _ SOEAK TO ME - Lets Talk",1
thank god i did not plan to go Melb this winter,0
@LilPecan some of my best friends are conservative,1
"@asouthernthing I don't know if you saw my tweet about it, but Wed. was supposedly Tennant's last day of filming as The Doctor",0
"@jazzyobaby MINE IS ON A WEDS.  AND I HAVE A CLASS TOO..but afterwards i probally go out to eat, thursday CLUB SEVEN..ATL FOR THE WEKKEND",0
@WifeyBoyd Thanks!! I'm pretty darn excited!,1
It's 8pm and I'm still kicking ass and taking names! but this time its with @musicxisxlifex,1
"going to see In Fiction's last ever gig tonight, and will be singing my heart out to some of my fav songs for the last time!",0
Going up to the lake district again  gonna do some walking. Gets me outta the house cos im lazy tbh. Lovely weather! Twnty degrees atm!,1
somehow managed to fall asleep with a Wedgewood Rooms AAA pass stuck to my leg... now it is sticky,0
@IAMtheCOMMODORE it was great meeting you guys today! your acoustic show was awesome  thanks for coming out,1
@michelleeeyo http://twitpic.com/6vr3k - ME TOO,0
In sociology we have to create our own society. All i'm gonna say is... Bradocracy,1
"Doesnt feel much better, im so weak, and i have to much congestion.",0
Feelin miserable lately...I miss the beach...I miss my bf my boo...an old friend...blah blah blah..,0
ok i need help!!!! i'm trying to get a Pretty Green "profile" but it won't take MY password or the one it gave me!!  please somebody help!,0
"I would have thought 10 days advance order w/ 2 day shipping would have it here before my honeymoon, but I guess that's not reasonable",0
@littlesmartboy lol omg i just got hooked on that show,1
bye guys.  happy mother's day to all mama's once again.  catch me online tom!,1
"@TanukiMaki Thanks, I appreciate it. But today made me feel a lot better, it was so much fun. Good luck with the scholarships too.",1
"Happy Bday, Raquel o/ ... Let's go Party",1
my grandpa in NY just died....,0
"Cor, thanks hun. Can't wait to get home now to see them. I'm grocery shopping. Have I mentioned how much I love grocery shopping",0
"Approaching Plano.    #Bonnaroo a whole year away now, but it's well worth the wait. Bonnarooooo!! http://twitpic.com/7i8em",0
@iamkelis hang in there,1
@cherissefaith ya! i read those last night i realise u were updating..  hope you're enjoying your last bit of the trip!,1
@sophrebeccakyle i ahve and it hasnt worked  bless me. haha awww nighty night xxx,0
catch ya all later!  *hugs*,1
throwing out clothes and shoes and randomc rap. an excuse to go shopping  i need more coat hangers,1
"@JDHAdrummerDF Ahahaha, yes, I fucking love it!",1
So exciting with The Apprentice!! my nails are much shorter now! who will it be? who will it be? arghhhhh!,1
i havent been twittering for AGES im a slacking,0
@rbortoni way to be positive!,1
"@FlyNFast i suspect that the airlines have some control in how that's configured, too.  i just ride in back and complain.",1
somehow finds drama with people she thinks she can trust  but will make a positive out of a negative.,0
"@DracoRigel Good Morning to you. No sun here today I am afraid, its rainng  But got my coffee ;)",0
"I want to get up and get ready for school, really I do.... But my brain won't let me.  And I'm severely unprepared for today n'all. Damn.",0
@LonelyBob next time we'll plan a team of streamer so we can get it all,1
"@c2s are you watching SYTYCD? this girl? it's PAINFULLY obvious that she's lipsynching  i mean, @ this point don't even pretend >.< blah",0
Today's best Bday gift: fitting into jeans I haven't worn in 3 years.,1
I want my bed lol  lmao,0
Good night tweet people!! have Sweet dreams all of you!,1
And then you find out today they had there first kiss! },0
"Its such a nice day outside today, and I'm stuck aqua jogging inside      #squarespace",0
Waiting for my final blood collection!!! Don't u just hate glucose tests  'vomit',0
off to schooll and its shit weather  hope this day goes fast,0
Monday!!!,0
So far fenugreek not working. 2.5 oz this morning. I was hoping for a million.,0
http://twitpic.com/6as9m - At the School... In the Promotion Finery!,1
@madilovesmerder reading the quotes now. great job thanxs,1
I love all my people on twitter!...sorry I haven't been updating lately I've been kinda busy!...well I want 100 followers guys come on!,1
Thank god I'm out of work. Spencer's kills my soul a little more each shift,0
"@yummygoods yes--light weights, yoga, walking. I'd love Pilates but I can't afford it right now.",1
three hours until I get to see this one kid,1
"Sometimes, all I need is somebody",0
Back in Sacramento,0
@cynthiajovan  I did that last night!! Its such a chore,0
@lbenitez Hopefully.... Good luck getting here! It's been that kind of a travel day.,0
Re-fall out boy-ing ma room.. Mums gunna have a fit  *smiles real wide,1
@ctbeiser that would be indeed.,1
Just passed my Classicality torch  its sooo surreal i cant believe ill never sing with my girls again.,0
@emmaxatl lmao. Cut will Hurt more that bite,1
missing ma babe rite now  really wish i could c u today,0
Dinner then coaching NSUMC youth volleyball practice.  Those teenagers are going to hate me after tonight,1
@HazelHassan You got to be kidding right?its only 10.how can i be drunk?i just want tea.,1
@melly1986 Me too   I have a strong feeling that they'll be back!! We'll definitely do 5* again!! Totally worth it!,0
wow this movie it tightttttt best movie i seen haha its sad,0
"my break is coming up. That mean only one lesson back. Finally! Think I will go into class now, to be safe",1
the red/purple colour seems too have disapeared from my hair.it just looks brown again,0
@playitagainbug Had coffee before.  The birds wake me up early.,1
@alessandrop65 Did u watch the Juve game? Did they play well? I'm a huge #juventus fan too,1
@davidwhittam yeah I'm so excited  I'm coming over for the new Play of Gillian Anderson (she's my idol) "A Doll's House",1
@nerfsqueezer Yea twitter is down for scheduled maintenence,0
@joeymcintyre and how did book drive go in va beach? The rain didn't wash it away did it?,0
Beach. Surfers. Bored... I get cranky when I'm tired. And i've lost a contact lense,0
"Uhoh, mom's bf says new cat and he is fighting with the other one. what can we do?",0
@mariathemuse Oh that's excellent!   You'll want to move out of state I'm guessing? Try something new maybe... I should do that...,1
"@weyandch ne, mit compat10. aber auch das tuts nicht  #upgrade-hell #symfony",0
"Need a lift around 9/10am to get tire  anybody game? DM or text/call please, may not be watching Twitter/Facebook/etc. L: http://shor ...",0
http://twitpic.com/6c84h - I wish I could lounge around the computer like @thechkrato,0
"Just for Shorty  It starts out slow, but keep listening pretty tight song. ? http://blip.fm/~7b8jd",1
"pasadena city FAIL. All trees on Colorado Blvd. have been taken down, to be replaced by palm trees!",0
@taythomp  i like money tewwww! i miss you... kona soon please? and birthday fun?,1
"shall I show you why angels have swords?" @nikosbrook gets the triptych out. so glad we're friends.,1
Kev threw up in the middle of the night. I got lil sleep. And we smell,0
"@jkac @marchine eff, I can't even get her topless",0
off to the vatican to try to see the pope  and prob mass in st. peters WOOT finally a mass im excited to go to,1
I really really really really excited bcoz @dakotasays replies my tweeting,1
i wish i had my phone back!!!!,0
"is at the library. Just finished school. Saw nightmares last night. First the end of the world, then earth quake. What's next?",1
@SorenLorensen Nope.  Best you didn't call in yesterday - did you see my twitpic of my nasty eye infection? Grimtastic!,0
loathe mondays.,0
@CarlaWang Ahh the lil things,1
wants to get rid of my phone,0
@commwecon Thanks for the feedback on the image link.  I forgot about the facebook aspect.,0
@louieaberia haha! awww.. yeah it is cute!  lol u like pandas diay? oh yeah i think you do. hahaha ),1
@woopahrah Yea iv been meanin to ask how come u left bhs? Iv been ok quite ill atm with the flu  works gettin me down but other than t ...,0
@musicjones im jealousss,0
still in office  What has become of me?,0
Had an awesome weekend!  Now back to reality,0
Hey!  It worked.   Guess an old dog can learn a few new tricks.  (Experiment complete!),1
@billyraycyrus I'm going there for college next year ! But going for orientation today from LA,1
@Karen230683 lol Is Jackie Rachel's mum? Is she a dance teacher or something?,1
@jonaskevin hi! just droppin by.  have a nice day!.  xoxo,1
FRIDAY so freakin happy today was an annoying day  buuut WEEKEND! TGIF<3,0
@meaghankayye Cause its in a deleted file that is linked to that phone!,0
@betsydrager I'm totally with u on that! Time to get our mobile phone calculators out & start cackling,1
"@tommcfly tweet me, have a convo i will tell you whats happening in BGT!did you watch the final of lost? i was like noo dont end it there",0
Ahhh the beginning of a new day! Lovin' the cool weather,1
Hello My fellow Tweeps! It's Saturday and I have an effin Migrain!! =[ " I Hope i didn't brain my damage"- Homer Simpson,1
Today was another Wrench-Turner's Olympics. I nearly failed the weight lifting competition...,1
"@girlnamedsam Holy cow, they are ripping this off from years ago.  : http://tinyurl.com/v4h2z",0
"@thaaaqif awww, kau revise. haha, okay, loveyatwoo darling!",1
Watching India loosing so badly...T20,0
@Jyrg1 was up late yes,1
the girlfriend likes the bolster more than me.  Maybe I'm not cuddly enough...,0
@paperroute have a great show guys!,1
@lime_green - that's so awful. i'm so sorry. i wish there was something i could do.,0
@wandson http://twitpic.com/6q5gi - don't worry,1
@zinziii Tell is flying and what a beautiful start to the month.  http://bit.ly/iZCa2,1
"@7_of_Nine ooc yup, /I/ don't have the money(wish I did sites look great, and my moms unwilling to spend business money",0
Excited about service in the morning....now I can't sleep,0
Just woke up...need to walk the dog...an go to the store and buy some breakfast. I hope I the vinyls I ordered today!,1
@hismuse that stinks  I hope that it is just getting worse before it gets better you know... not just getting worse.,0
@cwerns Is little Werns OK? That's not a very good graduation present,0
"@ruski Well, good point. But no, I think he was a real dr. Hope so anyway. My arm is fairly bruised",0
usa was pretty great but italy won! haha great game  and chat with @madinalake at 6pm!! eastern time that is lol.,1
checking my myspace...add me www.myspace.com/razorblade_lovely,1
@titorandolph hey im going to go so got to leave in a hour hope you get some sleep always fun talking to ya,1
@Ahtootahluhr thanks mama! Lights STILL out & blackberry 1 is dead & blackberry 2 is dying now I'm really sad  Hope all is well with u!,0
@NonoFmbm Oh shame  Hold your kitty extra tight today. {{{Hugs}}},0
@pritanifa halloooooo  hihi,1
Step 1: Acknowledge that the room needs cleaning. Check. Step 2: Begin cleaning. Check. Step 3: Don't get distracted by facebook. FAIL.,0
Is tired....uninspired...and wants to go home,0
Leaving work n going home....i dont feel good,0
@amyjklinger hey amy! i found you on *twitter*  congrats on your acceptance letter! lol!,1
awake since six o'clock... i had two hours sleep.anyway...going to visit my sweetheart jasmin in hospital,1
@dandibley Tell him that will give a kick to all those Arnold Palmer's he drinks on the patio,1
Awake  I took a little nap. Feeling much better now. I can go back to my books.,1
http://twitpic.com/6qzjd - today I met... Mr @johnnycupcakes!,1
@ababst goodnight!!,1
@david_heath Thanks,1
Jon an Kate are officially gettin a divorce!!,0
"Laughing @Chikorita90 s brown spot on her nose...the handbag aint gonna get there any sooner, kiddo* jk elenita",1
@brian_jenkins nothing yet,0
Has just lost her recording of a song she sang   oh well i'll do another one. chicken for dinna yumm!,0
"Was going to play golf at St Neots golf club, but rain stopped play",0
They won't let us repaint the Bellagio suite anymore..,0
"With @BrodyQat's recent talk about tubs-o-mallow creme, I'm seriously contemplating making a giant marshmallow when I return to SF.",1
has learnt her lesson. Never iron in your underwear. Big burn on my leg,0
"@mrsardali Awww, Hon! We've all been there. It's never easy.",0
i'm back!!! i know it's 3 o'clock in the morning but i'm back like i promised,1
@xNicoleAx Hi you! I forgot how d work this haha! Your a wile nark,1
is makin pineapple pizza,1
Just watched the first episode of Conan seems pretty close to the same old conan,1
@justinbrooke Awesome! Will do thanks,1
is soooo haphapppy! seein my girlss tonite @jpedlb,1
@feliciaday Damnit...now this giant of a guy is all sad and slightly moist eyed from selfless Penny and her eventual fate...,0
E3 Day One is officially go. T-minus two hours 'til Def Jam Rapstar with @xav. Beatles: Rock Band later on! Hopefully AC2 at some point.,1
@rlhunsta hi rachel! welcome to twitter! I see you're already following John Mayer and Joe Mauer,1
I wish i could be as happy as the babies in the cow and gate adverts,0
"@thespyglass So excited that you're coming   Will hopefully see you guys by tennish, got other night out before Rosie's.",1
@khodges2 there hair is Au Naturel! God's gift. Am sure the server can handle Oprah,1
I'm worried that I won't get any work done once I get my hands on the Sims 3 so aiming to have four assignments done in the next 48 hours,1
i have horrible blisters on both my feet. walking hurts.  i need band-aids...,0
just fixed this  ilikeeee it!hehe http://twitgoo.com/tl54,1
"Hello, Good Morning all! Let us Tweet",1
never mix acoustic sad songs with old pictures and the impending end of good times. i don't want this to ever end  ily,0
FaceBook! where else can you casualy say 2 a your closest friends: "i may have unknowingly passed you a virus" in a update?! SORRY GUYS,0
I wish @mileycyrus would tweet,0
"so effin bored. skipping gay pride, as always.",0
@MatthewHass008 Don't you like the idea of the rolling blue waive?  great Video. back in them days.,1
@jnunemaker another use of your twitter gem: http://twitter.com/goldstarla Goldstar's twitter feed.,1
had a really fun movie night with my sister.... i am so going to miss doing things like that with her when i leave for school,0
My PC is not working  So I'm gonna use my brother's Pc,0
"@randymatheson Wish I could go to An Horse. Exams are buggling up my schedule though, of course.  Have fun!",1
@Ms_TiaTia ...hey tiatia  was los in nbg?! Gruß aus bamberg,1
@san220478 We've definitely thought about it. Hopefully we'll pull something off soon.,1
@spicycauldron Fade to Grey has been one of my ring tones for as long as I can recall...such memories!  What an atmospheric tune,1
@stephenfry I share your pain Stephen... Oh woe... sick Canary!,0
Please let us know where the report will be published,1
"Greek festival, Jake & Lynns extravaganza & the Crosswalk picnic... yup it's been a busy weekend.",1
I miss my Mum and Sister already and their flight hasn't even left yet.....,0
It saddens me I never got to see Mercury live,0
"@dougiemcfly tell harry you love him, he thinks you don't love him back",0
@kimriotzz im trying desperately to keep this going but im afraid this is all i can remember.,0
"Back to Boringmouth in a mo, not looking forward to it, or to the exams  Rubbish times.",0
The surprise is almost complete!,1
"New song on the TSA myspace! Also, http://tinyurl.com/tsa-epblog - 'nuff said.",1
#feedly Tracking Moods on Twitter with a Physical Carousel Display http://bit.ly/5lCxX - this makes me,1
"@WiltingSoul And no one told me about it. Wow, I feel special   ((tornado))",0
""do you like bread?" "do you have a beard?" wtf, confused.com advert?!",1
I love when Emery chases his tail. It makes life beautiful.,1
@powerk Re: "Little Old Lady in GrandAm."  They say ignorance is bliss . . .,1
@DonnieWahlberg how is ur sunday going? Hope its going better than mine  but I am looking forward to friday! C-ya at the today show.,0
"just got a call from Raya, after i sent them my CV a year and half ago !!, and they asking if there is any updates in it !!!",0
@poppahatz ~» FoLLoW HiM. iF u DoWn WiT mE... ThEn u NeEda "gEt LiKe mE" && gEt dOwN WiT HiM... Go oN & dO tHaT 4 yA GuRL.,1
going to @mileycyrus concert in manchester on 28th december!!! cant wait!!,1
@HauteWhimsy The quality is excellent...only thing though is that it's too big for Dan...and returning it to Japan isn't cheap,0
"@ThomasHensel  Feeling okay, despite a slight headache.  Working on City Faeries per my agreement with Felix. ;)",0
"@penguindice I dont know what this means  I always seem to follow a friday with a saturday, how bout you?",0
http://twitpic.com/7gj6e - it's way rainy today. but it's so nice,1
"@zachkendrick Glad to see you on Twitter! Just so you know, you don't have to say "Zach is..." when you tweet. Unless you really want to!",1
"@Tsukihysteria D:  Well, that's just...wrong.",0
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL  BYE!!!,1
wheeeyyy heyy. going shopping with my bestest beyotch today  lol. i haz naeee monieeezz tho :/ but i can gossip & window shop perfectly ;),1
@xXScarletBXx I think that may look a little silly -.- Also my camera is broken so no photo,0
After an AWESOMEE nitee of killinq somee quys ass's on da roud. . Wee aree finally qoinq himee.  its all qood cuzz my firstt raisinq,0
@andyclemmensen http://twitpic.com/6gdxv - very nice boys  slighty drunk... Happy birthday Jumpnow,1
@jimparedes amen to this sir  thanks for reminding me to appreciate life,1
DJ'ing Sunkissed Pool Party at the Luxor in Las Vegas on Sunday.  Hope 2 see you there,1
The majority of my timeline have #maxout avatars today  could get confusing :@,1
@coreyjrush i was gunna invite you to dinner but i thought you may have been busy assignmenting,0
@xcomp post a pic of the tigers or lions if you can!  thanks! Haha have fun!,1
@mishacollins http://twitpic.com/6a28u - Hehehe great,1
"@sophie_olympia aww  poor baby prius. I don't, but check it http://dirtycarart.com/index.html haha",0
"I have a pimple.  A little below my left eye, on the cheekbone.  It looks like I got punched in the face.",0
I'm giving up on moisturizing my pale ass skin until its tan again.  What happened to my beautiful tan!!!!,0
Another Cracking Day N A Stuck In This Shity College  Only Gd News Is Scotrail Actually Got Me Here Today Lol,0
Is loving Adrians singing on Wasted Years on the Flight 666 soundtrack,1
@bonnyglen I shopped for sheets while talking to the insurance co.,1
@kiarapop  well count sheep bitch. haha im waiting to brush my teeth >_<,0
@rustyrockets Its 'MISS twitterverse' and I'll only beat you up (in a nice way) if you want it.  hee hee No been able to follow u recently,1
Getting some new music,1
@bossdianne very queing as in? bonuses? malaki as in? quarterly bonus niyo?,1
I have another follower  YAY!,1
@Curvi_Licious That Sucks Ass!!!!!,0
and Hunter are off to church!,1
@iSlayer2009 those are good careers as long as you don't get motion sickness  awwwww lol maybe it's in your future?,1
new chat site ! Twitterpaited,1
"@willconley777 hey Wil  Late night meal, or just really early? ;)",1
Womens take over today!! Our skit is ON for tonight,1
How my Rich sisters got up to 500 followers and i dont?,0
@jokneller she IS pretty... no lace tho!? and stick her on a canvas.. then you can add lace,1
"@Muzcats I need to stop again, getting bored with it again, horrible habit",0
"So thrilled about your job opportunity Steph, however, glad your not moving there...that would be a tragedy",1
AHHH! today was national SUSHI DAY!!!! dangit. has been looking forward to it.. but forgot,0
"bliping, again.  http://blip.fm/sashasi",1
sitting at home .. enjoying not going to school,1
"summer, summer, summertime, ooh summertime. time to sit back and unwi... sorry, no, it's time to sit down & get on with some work. bummer",0
fell asleep listening to @TaylorSwift13 last night. woke up at five listening to I'd Lie... @TaylorSwift13 's music makes me happy,1
Now the rozzers are shattering the peace with their 'copter,0
also skype right now    "djdjago",1
@FarashaFly DO WELL YA,1
"i would kill for some good chinese food right about now.  or chinese-american fusion, like pf changs.",0
the big game is tonight i cant wait   weather better hould up,1
@sleeakgirl i don think i hav any friends on here anymore,0
"@secretplanet well yes @applecored was nagging me and well, how could I not...anyhoo sorry for the visage try and keep dinner down",1
@kumorifennikusu Ack!!! I was so excited....and got online...and you're not here  Booo,0
@Georgiee_Porgie i know im so happy. i needed a break! i wish you could have a break too!,0
Entering a win a trip to see JB in LA comp like a million times. So won't win though,0
"@PinchedPink i've thought of that, and it would work Sunday & Monday, but it wouldn't tomorrow.",0
i need of an IPhone!,0
"I just tried Janet's hair product and she's soooo right! Instant shine, moisture, and beauty  Thank you Janet !!!",1
Depression is so hard......i just sat her and ate a full plate of mac and cheese with some mashed potatoes! Depression go away by friday,0
God can this car be less comfortable.  i want my bed.,0
"tweople! what's good? i'm up, a bit of a dull ache reverbin thru my brain, took 2 TylenolPM @ about 0430, was up 4 ages tho!  anotha day!",0
is with @GorgeousGenius and hoping to see the delicious @Niyalicious laterr!!!  txts,1
http://twitpic.com/6nlp2 - Look who it is!?!,1
@maaarij doing great thanks have you checked out my website yet,1
"@brightillusions  only one to fill that position. They've just tightened our borders or something  Which sucks, I want you to move here!",0
"@PartyPleaser  Hope you do sthg with "Silly really" till Warsaw gig. If not, I'll be patient. After all I'll be on both Sthl shows  C'ya!",1
@reedoh Thanks for the #followfriday. Have a great weekend!,1
college graduate....Yo Yo im up there with you now,1
Nobody likes free stuff apparently. Just turned down my the mewithoutYou tickets I won.,0
@LLSuaveD Ive been pretty good!! On a hunt for the most perfect sandals and still havent found any,0
is sad that his favorite website is no longer   RIP www.mulletsgalore .com,0
Like the sun you brighten my day. If only u felt the scene man i actually love you man  XXXXX,0
my hair is not looking it's best  and i really can't afford a trip to the hairdressers grrr! #squarespace,0
Hi my name is RJ. I EPICLY FAIL at flirting. But I win at finding acidwash 80's mom jeans,0
Best time with the girls at the Dodger game fireworks were amazing!!!! Love my girls,1
@markhoppus we hope to see you soon too! i'm very happy you liked it. being part of the #hoppusday is something to be proud of,1
On my way to work waiting for the train  I am extremely late,0
jack came home sick from school with a 102.8 fever....,0
wondering if i should add rss of my "hours slept" data-set from daytum to friendfeed,1
@Fishinsmit awesome! Enjoy!,1
@MissLaMuerta my cookie dough is all gone,0
@mitchelmusso Mitcheel ! I love you ♥ xo Please come to Finland ! ) I'd really like to attend your concert !  Please make it possible.,1
my favourite song tonight is cheer it on by Tokyo Police Club,1
i wanna be in an earthquake i live in virginia though,0
"The Twitter Happiness score for ruosteinen is: 487. http://happytweets.com (via @Kathrynelle) Well,  I suppose.",1
Going to go hang out with my chicks ..,1
"book report, is done",1
I ate the m & m! .. you have not * see the tic tac orange flavor tablets ^^,0
My Twitter profile is worth  $93 http://tweetvalue.com | aww less than 100???,0
It's ok though I worked out and then ate a shit load of cookies. And now I'm over it!,1
Satisfied,1
"How can my little finger still be broken, 12 full weeks after I broke it?",0
@aah1981 @Devin_V Update on the FF site!!,1
It's like they are playin basketball up there!!!!!!,0
HAHAHAHAHAHA seriously uh well we can wait 4 michelle 2 get here and we can go get something from mcdonalds  or sonic  either 1 its good,1
"@gregray some tv shows are captioned, but I don't know how to search for them",0
ohmameeeeeen thats my new twitter,1
going to civics class now... im sooo tired right now,0
"ohhh man, why didnt someone tell me it was suppose to rain today  There goes my plans for walking!",0
@Ania6 Hey! How was Twilight?  you are the specialist... I highly recomend you the Movie from Stieg Larsson MILLENIUM,1
Forgot to take bins out before left for work this morning. Think @aliCM is going to make me sleep outside with them,0
"@olindsayo Congrats!!! By the way, Up was fantastic.  What shots did you do aside from the "I found sand!" one??",1
"@DuraRoc probably worse now  but anyways, time to find out!",0
Going to Wolverine tonight,1
@Splaura Hahaha I would've been disappointed if you didn't. I have to have my licence for 12 months before I can have a passenger,0
@_YoureMyHeroine :'( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you,0
@Divineshe and if u ask me now i am only seeing the fun in the free,1
@ProducerRach COME ON STEVENAGE! BOING BOING BORO BORO !! XX,1
Catching up with friends on the net,1
BGT Diversity won!!!! but i still think hollie steel should have won. and for the record i dont like Susan Boyle. im glad she didnt win.,1
need to go put up a electric fence.,0
@PortlandUK  Hope you don't get let down again.,0
hopes everything will be fine  .. sana ok lang xa .. (goodluck) http://plurk.com/p/trtwp,0
@NadiaPariss its mad good,1
@johnkimPDX we still need to bbq,1
is freaking out because theres a moth in my room  whers chuck norris when u need him,0
@jlionheart Don't make such broad generalizations. It's really just one person in particular...,1
@inertia_games we have failed to play any games in our spare time  #dare09,0
@HelloLizzy and stalk people,1
"@EmpressNan He is so freaking FABULOUS I can't even stand it.  As much as I adore him, though, I prefer his baby.",1
Boo. Has to go to work at twelve tomorrow. And doesnt get off til seven.,0
@CromartyZero Any puppy pics yet?,1
@JazzyFee thats all I have is black and then grey ones and no one wants em  some rescues are so weird!,0
@Jared_ yup yup  lammmee,0
Beautiful Day! enjoy it,1
@selenagomez awts. :l i wanna see the movie.  too bad i'm from philippines.,0
Cooking cinnamon rolls and generally enjoying the day! Have a good Sunday tweeps!,1
"Scrap last post, sun is not shining anymore in fact it looks quite bleak",0
@KevinJWife57 oh i would too i miss jonas even more,0
"Waiting on football, Sweden vs Denmark  & drinking some Grey Goose, thats som real good shit...",1
Last day in prattville for the summer.,0
Enjoying a lazy Sunday morning,1
"@Nani84 let me tell you, if it didn't come on again here later I'd be PISSED!!",1
I can't sleep yet I'm so tired.,0
"@JLanie Have fun, hit em well! And be sure to rep OState (& girls) to their fullest",1
"I am hoping that I can handle the pain,I'm not even gonna have anyone to hold my hand",0
"Jogging, isn't REALLY that cool, especially if you've got a high fever",0
Home sick AGAIN  tonight I'm recording with jackie to finish it up,0
At steak and shake with @taylorsaid...  fun times,1
startin to rain ... Over here.... First time in 2 weeks.,0
"Can anyone suggest an excellent film to watch, I need a good one!",1
"Hmmmm... Today = , Me =  There is nothing to do on this cold rainy day! Thank the Lord for the beautiful 4days of sun we had! (>-)",0
At the LSU baseball regionals! Gonna catch some rays and try to stay cool... Geaux Tigers!!,1
"Well, I best get my butt in gear and go grocery shopping before it gets to 100 degrees outside.  I hate hot weather!!",0
@mottele  this thing is cool!!!! I really like it!!,1
Rumbo a la fiesta de @nerdcorepodcast con mi brother @CharlyBroncas.,1
@mimid777 I think its to cold any day up there!!!,1
Annoying ass leaf blower outside but colbys being cuddly so it's all good..,1
Masssssive headache.,0
I feel defeated.,0
"@DokiAmy Plus (lol po+) I'll try to get us MGS PSOne classics, as you can install it on like 5 devices... Hopefully it'll be out in time.",0
I'm working too  Just free from location.,1
strength training then an easy 7.3 at 8:14 pace. Not feeling up to the tempo today-will do tomorrow. Late meeting tonight so no pilates,0
"@33girl Hello Im one of your new followers  Danish, freelance performer doing physical theatre and ready to go to bed  you?",1
wanted to go to the beach today  prom shopping instead,0
Today is going extremely slow,0
oh and i think there going now,0
still has the headache from hell  x,0
Me and my son just got up.  He sure does love the morning time.  I KNOW he did not get that from me.,1
@FARAHINTAN yup!,1
@TheRealJordin morning Jordin  dreading that some breaks huh?,1
@ddlovato how fun! ah it'll get better,1
@MrRoyalty lol damn.. mines sure aren't..,0
@heysayskate I wish you could!,0
Welcome back conan,1
"@leonHurley Proto vs Infamous spread looks good, btw. I was gonna play Proto and write it Mon but couldn't find the code",0
@KyleTickity i was so sleepy last night.....don't be mad at me,1
@on_point one of many it turns out,1
"@kruseteacher Haha, okay. I'm ready.",1
Was getting ready for church but now Ian is feeling pukey so I guess not.,0
@cngochiongbian u buzz! me this morn? i was @ work na.. my YM auto logs in/out.. im home now! chat??  wer naman ur bro? i'L take them out!,1
eating Veggie Chips. i shall start on homework now....,1
I just ripped my jeans!!!,0
"@Irvindya pipon perlu kerjaan bgt gue, go somewhere, anywhere but here pokoknya  ke soeryo vin?",0
is off to do some shopping,1
"ok, it's time for bed, I don't understand why I'm not even that tired after being up since 6 AM!!! haha, goodnight y'allz",1
@chrisblake sun no uppy here- clouds & winds we gots tho    you'll have to shine for all of us!,0
"It's only 15 minutes if you pick it up, abd it also saves a delivery boy tip",1
@Kevinldrasta I'm Goin To Some Place In Manhattan.. Don't Know Where Yet ?..?,1
Hello my dear sweet twitterfriends we leave early tomorrow morning. I will try to update as soon as I can  stay safe!,1
I need a plumber to fix my leaking nose. So not fun having to get a tissue every few minutes.,0
NXNE wristbands are nearly sixty bucks this year.,0
congrats to @mileycyrus for winning at the vmas,1
is so bored right now...,0
@mattpicasso iPhone is doing that "not opening downloaded apps" thing and I forgot my cord at home,0
Practical assessment in one hour......watch this space,1
@sexpensive haven't done any photo shoots in about 2 months,0
"@nadavoid mate, one of the original tools for building social networks in South America  http://bit.ly/AOLRK",1
Awwwww end of Scrubs! What a show,1
Having our "prepping our sexy selves for Vegas" party!,1
@WerewolfJacob Thank you for the shout out..when you get time to chat with me come back! I miss you terribly,0
"@Irrel Anyone whose a sane human being capable of sentient thought would know better. Unfortunately, not everyone over there qualifies.",0
@sing1412 remember... There is no such thing as bad kids... Just bad parenting,1
@MitchellAtticus I can't! I forgot I planned to do a true Blood date with Zoe and arun.  Raincheck picnic date?,0
i miss my best friend and fiance..  goodnight.,0
@Mskash yea,0
@manz76 hehe... that's why I only said flu  (but you know what I mean) hehe,1
Listening to the Pet Shop Boys new album for the second time (got it yesterday at last) and I still don't think it's much cop!,0
hahah  my laptop is nice and warm  think its cos the sun ;),1
@officialTila  Your a funny bunny,1
finally going to bed..i don't think I would ever be a lead role..oh man..so tired. thanks for the kind words everyone..goodnight,1
I've got the twitterfon blahs... I miss my tweet tweet from twitterrific,0
An old cow makes my cry,0
@MissKellyO u and luke are gorgeous together!think your so inspirational. I used to love listening to you on the surgery and your advice,1
@cozbaldwin @stephsedor @Charizardi hehehe the best way to end my night,1
Just finished a great mtb ride at Northern Farm this morning,1
my poor kitty had to get 3 shots today and has to take 2 different pill,0
"@StarletChance  In the words  of Depeche Mode, I feel love!  thanx.  Lauren is doing a prettty good job of cheering me up.",1
10minutes until your (livvylu8) birthday!!!  yayyyyyyyy!!,1
@30secondstomars http://twitpic.com/6q0d4 - Hello Steve!,1
@N3W_Media That's not the kind of car you want to be involved in an accident with... the evidence would be indisputable,1
The Famous 5 + yours truly  http://www.emailcopywriters.com/ Thanks Jay! @jay_white @tweetni @anitaashland,1
@sydentherese and guess what? I found myself one of those.,1
@viselda haha spot on  thank you for the picture comment on myspazzzz,1
in school doing a history project! yay,0
@slimthugga Whats up!!! Just got home from ya show @ Chrome.................. U shut it DOWN!!,1
wahhhhh the baseballs - umbrella soooooo geil  ??,1
If anyone knows a way to make it stop saying You'll have billions of followers by clicking a dumb link... plz let me know.  Meh,0
@brightondoll haha that has to be the best analogy ever. mogwai to gremlin. love it. i love gizmo and the gremlins movies,1
My nose .. my nose ..,0
"This is brilliant, mad and inspired   http://batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot.com/2009/05/309.html",1
@victoriawren it isn't very good.,0
@DeirdreEileen awww i hope your doing better! and thanks love you too,1
New laws mean you can't eat your pet horse. Aw man!  lol http://tinyurl.com/kur67w,0
"I just hate when people promises something, and then doesn't hold it  So sad...",0
"@bbrathwaite hahhah! I tried making my tweets public and running my feed through there, but it can't pick up *any* tags or make a cloud.",0
"Just been to Beluga wine tasting for single people  Was great fun so well run, but nobody there i was attracted to...",0
@WestSideStry I look forward to seeing it  #tony I am in the mtn time zone,1
@spacecowboytrax hahahah indeed it will.  Can't wait! Hope you're ready for your role. ;),1
"Still not feeling good, but I'm super happy cause we got a 50" tv yesterday!",1
didn't pass the first part of the CSET  I missed it by 5 effing points!,0
I love the fruit and the band with the same name  ? http://blip.fm/~7ct3h,1
@robertashley Beautiful,0
can't believe da devil is ridin her bac so hard 2day...but she's gud  no communication is da best from now on...how's every1???,1
@danhitmusic OOOH! that would be the show I forgot to turn up too,0
Studying outside grainger til they open . . Its so nice outside!,1
"@drea_bolton I had to dash out the door, so no",0
"it's mums birthday, im glad she likes her pressies. i'm looking forward to party time later this week, but sad im not going to cornwall",0
@brittanimorgan i had a fastrak soothie today and it made me think of us,0
"has sleeping children, a glass of wine and old family movies to watch!",1
Joe_absolutely yay! Good for u,1
i hurt my finger with a ball,0
"Awesome! The manager at Chipotle said I was such a good customer he gave me my dinner free tonight. Um, maybe I should go less often.",0
Made an incredible shrimp and steak salad... I'm only missing my ginger beer dressing from Liberty!!,0
pepsi gives me headaches,0
"So, our hair is like a plant then? Water makes it grow faster :o",1
Pweaze don't rain until a get back from the sunbed shop,0
I just got bit by a huge fucking spider in Animal Crossing. EWWW!!! Now I feel like I really got bit  I hate bugs.,0
"@dollarcoin They were new and I wanted to wear them, didn't think I'd be standing/walking as much as I did",0
@LeSombre Oh I was gonna bug you for an Avitaball'd pic that says 'don't steal bandwidth' for @craftastrophe.  if you feel like it.,1
@mitchelmusso Hey! It's my sister's (@kim_davies) birthday today! It would mean the world to her if you could greet her. Thank you!,1
Bye Ian Crawford  <3,0
"see the yellow dot? Our ferry is off to the island again, without us  http://twitpic.com/7jcla",0
just made pizza!!!!!!! now i have 2 clear up,0
wtf.  thanks...,0
@xxn0cturnal http://www.doomsdaytube.com/ just so you know,1
UpdatingFFE.  That gives me nothing to do for a good twenty minutes!,0
@rawdawgbuffalo just chillin and living..you!?,1
"well, have to get going, have a great day all",1
outside reading with my sunglasses and a bud light...ahhhhhh,1
@lauRAHH93 Yes  I have a blue-white SE edition... awesomeness,1
"@bmoyle ooh, smashing!  that is, if I'm allowed to join in? My brain is going at a million miles per second!",1
"@brokerkathy Oh, those poor little goldfishes     Now we know what lives in city sewers! Mutated goldfish! LOL",0
I wish i had some head on to apply directly to my forehead,0
Wasn't it tho.,1
"i lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove talking to sabina on the phone. lmao. she asks me to draw me like 100303 things, yay.",0
I went to Senayan City last Thursday and found great shoes which didn't have my size  then today at F21 no rosary necklace + black beanie.,0
http://bit.ly/Qplfe Margaret Mountford to leave The Apprentice - aw!,0
can Ellen DeGeneres guest "The Bathroom Girl" on her show??? puhleeeese??  amazing vocals,0
"@deeBrooksRocBoi lol so if you go, come pick me up & i would LOVE to go wit ya LOL",1
At work early this morning...... Feeling the sunburn really bad now! ahhhh it hurts!!!,0
I feel like I'm being picked last for kick ball  what's wrong with me? Its cause I'm black isn't it?,0
"@Cybermudgeon Ahh, I see.",1
went for something to eat then realise he best not.. lauren may kill me  haha,0
"This version of of the iPhone software (2.2.1) is the curren version." oh well guess I will have to wait till after work for 3.0,0
"PS: not many tweets 'cos of basement.  I should do time-lapse pics of progress.  Too late to show sokoban-like original state, however.",0
my everything hurts,0
"Day in Boston with Ricky, night in Boston with the girls",1
thinks ty and his donuts are gross! goodnighttt,1
@Cassandralool Hello same here it's heavily raining,1
Awe.  you okay.,0
Watching E.T.  First time I have watched the whole movie...Don't hate me,0
"Idk rachel, but another one tried",0
my throat hurts so bad...,0
@jordanknight sure no problem I'll tell him right now,1
up & at 'em at nearly the crack of dawn; 10 a.m. coffee required or my energy's gone!,1
Anyone here play Millsberry? I've played it for a few years and love it! I've also started to blog about,1
"@ShizumaTaka ah i see  for you it's early in this time, i've got afternoon again! *lol*",1
@NovaWildstar Go on run away,0
about to ZZZZZZ out of here! class tomorrow!,0
"no car, shitty bike, broken phone, 25mile commute, great friends, have my health, roof over my head, have a job. im truly fuckin grateful",1
"Getting ready for work again  although, I'm only in till 4, and I'm off tomorrow!",0
"@MsNewAppearance Hey, thanx for following me, I'll follow you",1
doing nothing but going to class and enjoying Scot's Eve!!,1
@biggoldchainz it's sold ouuuuttt,0
@lindentreephoto too bad!,0
"Dear Mr Sun, please stay out a while longer so I can enjoy ur rays.",1
TGIF!  but i'm at the library......,1
@gingerocks Cheers! Glad to help.,1
I watched Bride Wars today.  It was a really cute movie.  I would recommend it for a light hearted chick flick.,1
@Jonasbrothers You guys are the best,1
"BTW, the iMac is sold, thanks everybody!",1
Don't worry I didn't hurt him and his bro who joined in. But I had them stopped. Sadly I realise there's nowhere to play,0
@rmiriam I already started drinking alone  #pastthepointofnoreturn #icantfigureoutdmonmyblackberry,0
Flip flops with toenails not trimmed,0
@krist0ph3r I am still at work too. Stupid vtiger migration seems to have gone wrong,0
wants to be in London with the lads,0
"we're feeling good today, the sun is shining and we're having a busy time of it lately, signing lots of new clients",1
Ok. Night sweet people  I'll look for ya tomorrow,1
what a good lil nap...back to bed! goodnight  xoxo,1
I would really prefer it if it wasn't raining. I have a lot of stuff to carry in today.  Oh well.  Tomorrow is supposed to be beautiful!,1
@iamsuperbianca me too! I love watching miami ink and take home chef..,1
"@hinkz Awesome! Yes. I finded him! I figured he probably overslept. So, I went to his house and knocked on his bedroom window.",1
"@uhandbag I will  I enjoyed doing the peg bags, I've adapted the design for a tote bag  Bit cuter than I normally do",1
@laurenxrad I love how any time I see the word rad it makes me think of you,1
Loves listening to Billy Sloan not just for The Minds Music but you get to hear great music the other stations wont play,0
@littlewarrior hi,1
"@sylvied school trip to Phuket Thailand, I was 12 while living in Singapore",1
I would really like cuddles right now,0
i could here angels in between the thunder "CLEAR" then boom another bolt of lightening it was awesome to watch now the leaves are out,1
"oh my god, i cant see the sims 3  poor",0
Not having a mother anymore sure changes the flavor of Mothers Day. Especially all those handy email reminders from Amazon.com.,0
wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me,0
@kylalipsmackk if the song halo comes on i'm gonna dieee. he's gonna be gone for two whole weeks   way to ruin a summer,0
Aware of my more than slightly obnoxious lounging posture in the MC Cafe... but too comfortable to care,1
@Lowers_ I know. It's always too bloody far away  Roll on sleeveless Kings in the sun woo!,0
and i still want to go pleasure beach at blackpool,0
@littlebead I missed you by an hour  Hope you had a great weekend!,0
@NiveousBird sexy tops?! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME SOONER?!,0
@Jmoney718 but I'm in love with it my feelings r hurt,0
"@qronoz: I eat all genres. Ngapain ngotak-ngotakkin musik.For what? Music's supposed to be amusing! Lo tau ga PCD ditayangin dimana,niel?",1
"So i downloaded x men 2 and it took two weeks, i finally get it , start to watch it and its in spanish ! Fail",0
Lukn @ the pic on my Sam's Club card. I didn't realize how short I cut my hair,0
sooo hot outside.. perfect night for a bon fire,0
Too sick to go to the gym,0
@gorgeousikon florida for the summer?!?! Noooooooooo. Don't let her get to you....     :-/,0
"@messycook mmmm, I want to have supper at your house! eggplant tempura sounds quite edible",1
Downtown with Mike and the girls!,1
"@chrisaffair show was amazing, glad you made it! I sent you those pics you wanted",1
@elliotjames YES do i have the money? NO,0
"@fairfielddesign No worries. Just teasing  I guess when I DO find Mr. Wonderful, I'll pass this account 2 the next single chick...lol!",1
@illupocattivo Really great food!,1
"Far, far, far too hot to be stuck in an office today",0
has the Sunday blues.  xx,0
@_joy thats wut im hoping,1
My dog is sick  we're at the vet. I'm a wreck.,0
"Hey tweeple, I got coupons from Boston Market and Cold Stone from this paper!!! LMAO!! Stop sleeping on the paper",1
#searchforn Got all 5 clues but there are no phones near me,0
no on is on,0
OK I'm confused. Did I sell a book? Where is the money if I did? Checked many a time. Don't see any monies.,0
mouth ulcers... due to change of sleeping cycle,0
Darion could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare,1
Headed back to Pulaski,0
@taymalin Thanks for the retweet!  I'll buy coffee tomorrow!,1
@pyrroman sorry to hear,0
@carolinekan HAHA all because of chocolate? Always knew your heart was in your stomach. Wait till you try the truffles,1
"@macmuso It's tricky, isn't it? So glad I did mine years ago when there was nothing to do but raise your hand and swear to be good!",1
says http://www.facebook.com/jakeyjunkie (My Facebook profile has a name.)  You can add it up. http://plurk.com/p/111ebr,1
"@supermac HOPE YOU GET BETTER! saw your site, its awesome. oh by the way if you need any help with your site, i can help you, i own one!",1
says swine flu is all over the phil. take care guys  http://plurk.com/p/y47ww,1
"so, last friday i walked home with emma, colton, and ryan  and so then we got to my house, and hung out there for awhile",1
Officially in emmaus  that just made my day,1
Some people are power hungry. And i have no roommate,0
@DiversityBGT They LOVE you over there in the States - I was sending youtubes links of you 2 all my US friends,1
"is wanting to go up to pleasanton, and worried about her grandma.",0
@FarmerPhoebe Wow---a gardening goddess---I think I'm going to use that as my official title from now on. Whaddya think?   #followfriday,1
@donniesplaygirl  haven't you bought it yet?i just got mine today..can't wait to put it on my mp3,1
@Latina91 ugh.. math -.-  same here =/ not gonna pass math either,0
misses a lot of people.,0
"@winnits No - it went tits up, or rather i fucked up somewhere. Rather than jailbroken, it's gone back to factory settings",0
@acornsandoaks Thanks! They combine 2 of my biggest passions- crafting and cloth diapers.  #clothdiapers,1
"@KatWilton I had a panel decide to keep or toss clothes, me retaining veto power. There were a lot of hard decisions in that shoe bag.",0
was twitter-raped yesterday pff! Umm nice day and I'm on the mend,1
i like NOISE.do you??,1
ahh! i just ripped my fave pj top,0
EstOee n la weeb dee mii fuundaziiOn,1
"out in tha summer sun, having fun... nej, pluggar, men �nd�  <3<3 SOMMAREN e s��� h�r, luv it <3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<3",1
::this lightning is crazy!  I'll be hiding under my covers tonight!,0
@JonathanRKnight could you hook me up with 1 meet and greet? TRUST ME - i'm a total loser with no friends that would even go with me LOL,0
"Uh oh... I think i screwed things up... Please, no!",0
Yum. 5 Guys Burgers for lunch,1
"@DavidGuison Okay, you owe me some KFC brownies now! HOHO!  just eating apples.",0
@Moogieredshoes brian molko Hmmm may have to go have a look see,1
@bsmooth3383  how did I miss the memo??  I though it was an actual sounds lol,0
"haaaaaaa hahaha, they're selling energy tablets in the servery during finals week!  I know what I'm using my meal plan up on, mwa hah. :p",1
@emmajg Thanks!  I used my Martha Stewart paper punch for the cupcake.,1
@Bern_morley Ta for the #ff,1
"Fuzion is damned good wine for $7.45. Colour me impressed. Baked salmon for dinner, now off to see Up this evening.",1
crampies,0
I cannot wait for next Wednesday - Melbourne for 5 days  gonna have dinz with @marlycat hahaha,1
Don't you always feel that you're never good enough for that special someone,0
"@montipython yes again! i wont have my pictures up until late tomorrow, i'm on my laptop in the hotel but i forgot my camera cord",0
@newO_nyboR Ohhh  okiess & LMAOOOOO BRAZILIANS!! they fuckin annoy me! some girl keeps caling tom a diva & told him she hated mcfly now,1
@BrianPuspos i can massage!  hi. im such a big fan of soreal and you! any plans of going to the philippines?,1
"@amazingphoebe you tell me not to take my bad moods on you, but you just did then?  oh well, it doesn't matter",0
"crap, 40% chance of rain all afternoon....I have to drive the car",0
"@tommcfly we made an insane plan to meet ya on may 29th, but it didn't work out cz they said some crazy fans tried to break into your van",0
finally have access to facebook/wordpress/blogger/twitter! the boss says we are not supposed to access any social networking / bog sites,0
today sucks,0
@9elumi no congrats on my new job???,0
"@cellemcrmy hey celle! My friend @Hannaaaa needs followers. If you want to follow her, please do.",1
Now Playing: Long Distance by Brandy,0
Rehearsing Sordid Lives....only 5.5 days left of school!,1
Waking up...(yawn) it feels good to sleep in for a change,1
@JohnLloydTaylor YAY! Its such an awesome song! Your so cool John Taylor!,1
"k, we just used twitter as a chat room :| it's 11, and i'm still not done with my midnight sun",0
@Devildog0351 Alright thank you,1
Doing the last laundry ever in hedrick hall,1
oh right and my mom lost her phone in the cab! the cab driver is so shameful,0
Heading back to Texas today.  I don't wanna.,0
My son has milia...baby proactive anyone?,0
Still at work.  Again.,0
officially DONE with my 1st year of college,1
stickam.com/sowrongitscourt  my voice is retarted so I'm not talking haha.,1
#imperfectangel,1
@PinkBerryGirl Thanks for the #followfriday shout #BlackBerry,1
I'm sick now  Why me ?!,0
"ok, fuck this secret life shit,. i hate crying.",0
is so worried... swine flu is continuously invading the philippines!  hope they could invent vaccines ASAP! ... http://plurk.com/p/y5tgz,0
I'm trying to find a suitable replacement for diet soda....but this large unsweetened iced tea is gross,0
@ddlovato My friend did that. Now I owe her 5$.,0
"I need more followers! Tell people to follow me, ten direct message with proof, & you'll get a free shirt mailed to your PO in July!",1
Four days from now will mark the saddest and final day of high school...,0
@KelsyHewitt OMG GUUUURL ive missed u  so whats the most exciting thing thats happened to u so far?,0
@someofmywork LOL. Same. I would never work from home today. Its is hot in here too.,0
"@Marvalus Girl, you and I both!   I am right there with you.",1
Has AnyOne HeaRd Of @MrFiliG WeiRd That We LiVe ToGethEr Yet I HaVeN't HeaRd Of HiM...,0
"It's Saturday night, I am alone at mother-in-law's house (  she is already in bed, old Ryu is also.  cannot play SL,either",0
"@tararenee7 oh yeah, stupid sensitive skin.",0
I have MAJOR CRAMPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,0
"I've just noticed that I've built up a collection of t-shirts over the years, I'm one step ahead of the Summer clothing dash apparently",1
"Good morning  Or afternoon, it's heading that way here",1
"Also, Pilsner Urquell on sale in bottles--have to drink it before it gets Skunked !  Gotta watch our for the Amer. lites; go down 2 easy",0
no wifi to be found here  but my attention has been drawn elsewhere: super sexy surfer guy on the beach right outside the window!!,0
@BBLucia hahaha good plan  are we still planning on going to d-land?,1
The techno party that took place below my room last night completely destroyed my sleep.,0
says think i have to go...  http://plurk.com/p/1100pi,0
@juropel I don't think I'll be able to make it,0
Off to do some work.,0
off to work...always wanted to know what a heat stroke feels like :S lets hope the forecasted hail and thunder storms are here in time,0
@Kcatz I envy you so much!!  Plz don't tell me the story for two months..haha,0
@melenie It's NetFlix and I only have the last disc now. Sorry!,0
@grubbybastard Nothing in particular other than being warm all day.,0
@PaulaCampbell I hope to come by and hear you tonight at Posh.  Maybe we can actually meet afterwards   Good Luck!,1
my monkey baby on c4 tonight i want one now,0
Is back to reality.... Big time.,0
I was at school the other day and realized how much i miss it,0
Dreamopottomus is very philosophical today.,1
@farihaak This bus wali aunty dropped Fanta all over me  My shirt is so orange now lol,0
Cleaned the 30 panels of living room door glass. Both sides. Fingers smell of vinegar  Bruised my little finger too. Grr.,0
"We waste way too much paper @ the office... for nothing worthy, that almost disgust me",0
"I cant wait to see @SaminaSammie been missing her  x x also excited bout tonight, dinner and a party should b V.fun ---- 49 days to go!! x",0
Just had the best dream ever ! Why oh WHY did I have to wake up ?  Hehe.,0
Its raining  and i was gonna have a sunball fight with fliss .. rain ball fight anyone ?,0
@thexaris some repair shop.,1
@gwegner this is really nice  "using whole body creativity" and describes your blog perfectly. I like it and will visit frequently,1
@xShellNvrBeMex3 you better come in thursday or ill have to kick your butt lol...and work was busy as hell but i cried bc i didnt see u,0
@joanna_haugen congrats on the honorary 'Roads Scholarship' that is really awesome! Can't wait to hear about your adventures,1
ok lets get this over with 7 more days of school left,1
"Getting slumber party snacks with Steph and Olivia, fun fun",1
@mogz Let me know when you've registered.,1
is sick watching the jacksons movie on a friday,0
Walked my butt off. Ate spicey food du jour. Gotta get daddy to massage my ankles and we should be gold.,1
Thank you a cup of coffee,1
@Jackie_Sinniah i miss you.     when are you going to hk again?? you know tim s coming to hk now! but not til 1st of august so POO!,0
@deanomarr of course some Turkish men are extremely good looking...she wasn't tempted to stay ?,1
@DEdmondW I LOVE married life,1
good news: field work tomorrow.  bad news:  with wilbur,0
@Gervercom finally you are getting the hint,1
why am i always by myself,0
On a tour of AMAZING homes! I miss my friends right now! Need u guys!   Cya Monday!,1
"@christinawrites Jon put it out there, so let him tell us   So I wonder who it would be.. My money is on Jon, it's always the quiet ones!!",1
Wants to know why you are being a jerk to me,0
glad to be of from work....  i dont wanna go back tuesday!!,0
"ok folks, I'm tired of beating up your home pages with my tweets   Mama is sleepy.  I'm out! *muah*",1
studying my weekend away,0
"@myogis Ok, that sounds better.",1
JVCing it up til 5pm,0
Also a day I don't want to end because I'm not at all thrilled about working tomorrow.,0
@Ms_AliceV  I have to go in 30 min!,0
@kraftykoala hahahahaha!!! I never thought of that!!!! She's not great infront of a crowd though  xx,0
Drinking tonight too. Or at least one of us is,1
@bostonthek  i wish  you were here in the US,0
doesn't know how to spell conked,1
@caseysevenfold can't you make it?,0
"@john_hunter mate that is every day, as reading journals just ain't that much fun where as procrastination is",1
"@mis_diva The new New York, for the most part is not like the movies but some areas can get *heated, but probably no area you'd visit",1
@jessica1128xo are you serious? UGH  lucky girl who caught those .. o fought for them haha,0
"Forza 3! I hope it is good. I'm telling you when I tested NFS Shift, felt like a good game for racing fans to buy at launch  #XboxE3",1
@lilyroseallen Happy Birthday Lily. Hope you have a good one,1
ughhh and he is in my group today,0
@angryseattle Were gettin alot of rain. We must be getting yours!,0
@SprinkleUWitLuv Enjoy! We are lucky to see 70 here lately!  Where is summer???,0
"@Sarcasmoo yeah!we won in Paraguay!  it's the first time in around 30years or 20, idk.and last year we won against argentina,I'm impressed",1
this iss just lovely  today i am happy.. still wouldnt mind that desert island though,1
@owenj2o My webcam is amazing! It's 0.5 megapixels!,1
"@kickersUK - have i won yet, have I won?",1
who wants to give me a job!!!!!  I o so desperately need one!,1
reading new moon,1
Hey Girl,1
I'm sad! I was planning on seeing Taylor Swift in concert. I went to look up how much the tickets cost and it said 'SOLD OUT'.This stinks,0
15 Minutes Until Im !7...Being 16...Worst Year Of my Life,0
@zombbieee u should see the whole series....one episode lost the boats and their crews...there r quite a few eps where men die,0
Thanks again for the A-MA-ZING sleepover yesterday and today  You're amazing! xx,1
is really needing a lint roller. That's all.,1
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!  I SHOULD GO TO THE POOL TODAY!! IS SO HOT OUTSIDE & I REALLY NEED A TAN!!! LOL! PEOPLE ENJOY THE SUMMER!!,1
Watchin tv  so fun,0
at home with sist. no parents. no food. lol,0
"@JavaJunky Fifteen minutes 'til it's on.  Thanks for the heads up, btw.",1
"Feeling really Sick today!  Got get better for my travels, lots of Coaster Riding planned!!",0
"okay, hopefully, this is good enough",1
"@himynameismarco yes, but sadly the cinema in kelheim has not the film "hannah montana"",1
The weather man said no more sun?!,0
"plays the piano.  Confessions of a Broken Heart, by Lindsay Lohan. What a song!",1
@diannawhitley Cheers,1
@DeSapio lemme know! I may wanna join!!!,1
OOOH. @MACYISAWSOME  i remember that haha.  scardy cat,1
@corby300 Ok playing Professor Layton,1
@firedancertat oh - you just wait for the first #dmfail - priceless,1
joey & shem suck  they made me feel stupid.,0
So bored. Cant sleep. Cant get up,0
I'm on club penguin  I haven't been on this for ages,1
"Of course my academic advisor doesn't show up to work on the day she has an extremely important meeting with me.  No early graduation,",0
What can you say about the new multiply.com?,1
"@bethftw Scare the living daylights out of people, hombre.  Who says that? Scare the living daylights... O_O",1
@MAZE don't be mean! leave they poor thing alone,0
@ThisismyiQ me too,0
sometimes a call friend a friend is all you need to feel loved again  <33,1
"@MilanTeh no disappointment at all! Im sure theres a combo out there  Ill find it! n yes, im sure we'll meet! look 4ward to that too!!",1
"@mollydotcom Ha ha, that is what people usually say about Germans.  #language",1
I'm so brokenhearted now at just seeing this...  http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L51001925.htm,0
"stuck home with a cold, it sucks",0
"Hey @Stuttterblog ! Thanks for the follow! Hey stuttering peeps, let's all welcome @Stuttterblog",1
gaaah it is so good to be back.. normal.. alive.. and kicking..,1
@4everequine thats a nice shiny bottom! he looks very chilled,1
@Cabaal you seem a bit pointless. If there are new blades in the box then what do you do?,1
has hurt feet,0
"Halo ODST is also interesting for a gamer, who has no console",1
"@katefan26  Nope, she didn't play that iether.  I reallyyy wanted her to play "Appreciate Your Hands." maybe next time...",0
"coe sent me one of three summer reading books, an new student handbook and tons of forms/info today! i'm bursting at the seams!",1
Im kinda liking this boldness. im off to ride now! NEW SITE LAUNCHED on the 1sT!!. Preview home page is up there now!,1
@schmuttelicious WOW!? so many FOLLOWERS huh??,1
@Beepee3 @partywithneha I don't hate singh either but I know he doesn't stand anywhere near Obama except on his knowledge of economics,1
@DiggsWayne   YES...thank you!!  you?,1
"@Dat_Kid_Capo good. because I have that free movies thing, yet no flashplayer  AND I have family guy/south park shit as wellll. <3",0
@NoreeVictoria I'm sure that it'll be ok and understandable if you let it "out" for some exercise like you do a dog. Cat needs a muzzle.,0
@LXIXXX haha dude that's money in the bank  and i know man i joke i joke HA! It's a countdown my dude,1
@marcelatc I'm still in the dencing mood after sleepless night  #asot400,1
@twitterrific my twitterrific is not working yet,0
@itsayleen thanks,1
why is it the one person u truly want doesnt want u back,0
@rickyhorror Super jealous. Still haven't seen season 2,0
@histapleface om nom nom yum thankyou,1
Abdelkader! #GoWings! This kid is playing out out of his mind!,1
cooked chicken in balsamic vinegar and garlic for dinner. Iz good!,1
"Wish i .ben't left my coat at work, it's raining quite a bit.",0
@CaitMB Thanks Caitlin  Miss you and all the other thespians.,1
"@Spacefrog29 its my work lappy, i didnt pay for it, but its all my work! Im so cross  But get to pick a shiny new Insurance one lol",0
LVaTT went from #4 on trending topics to #5  let's make it number 1!!!,0
hates to stay at home with parents,0
"Oh Science, my head hurts & my tummy does too.  Oh noes!!  That's not a desired way to feel at work",0
Sunshine means I can't see the pile of books or half finished chapter staring at me accusingly through the glare,1
"@Faceyman congrates to the grads. not guna b easy for them, tho.",0
@MickyCook  me too ... *sigh*,0
i can't get rid of my Facebook account,0
@bruisemeister emoticons  you can't boooo,0
@createillusions omg you're still awake. i can't sleep,0
''all teenagers are genetically modified to love You me at six''...loveee it,1
"My fingertips are holding on to the cracks in our foundations, and I know that I should let go, but I can't",0
@BreBaby143 and Im thinking the closest i'll get to them is 4th row in Indy no 5* for me,0
@mamitamala Did a bunch not show up?,0
Hello June. It didn't take very long for you to join us.,1
"@Dragonzeye37 it is, using it now.",1
@Andi_Nic I hate to tell you but I don't think that qualifies as a meal...,1
"Did my first 3 mile walk for the day,but as a special treat I pushed Grace in the buggy,I'd forgotten the amount of small hills there are",0
@crazytwism is gravity a paid software? wow didnt know. but should that b much of a problem?,1
My god I'll be free in like 4 hours!!!!  *dances happily*,1
HaHaHaHa sometimes you've just got to stop and make another cup of Coffee. That's where I'm at right now!!! 2 weeks till USA,1
@sunrisepromo yeah netbook is what I'm looking for,1
Hanging in Crooners. Wanna sing. Can't. Sucks.,0
"Oh dear, hangover time, far too much to drink of everything last night  Was a good night though",0
"@ionlydrumnaked i've done that before, don't worry. you're not too crazy.",1
@victoriaashleyx why wont you talk to me vicky williamson?,0
On lunch til 3:30...then 4 hours left  sigh...so ready to go,0
"I´m baking cakes, bread - everything for the surpriseparty tomorrow... I have to get up at 5 AM, and be at Østerbro at 7 AM...  Goodnight!",1
@MissKemi How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? Saw was creepy?,1
@StyleWeekly Bill is already a pod person.  Just ask Hillary,1
@Twixer1  Any news?  Chat room is dead and sad today,0
Thinking on what to order for dinner.,1
@sannson Oh no! I hope you're ok!,0
"@mileycyrus"you are the best!!!! I love you  can you give me your e-mail??? I want to write with you but I cant,0
@dom209 shit news mate,0
@19fischi75 yea - then we could beam us to our places whenever we want - would be really great,1
Getting my wisdom teeth pulled out tomorrow. Yea....,0
"Overcast and gloomy, the opposite of my mood.",1
I have the body of a god! http://twitpic.com/67zjg,1
gees!! i'm suprised this many people are awake right now  ha hhahha i feel so talkativee,1
Walking around with @vickixashton,1
@SteelTownErick I am so proud of you,1
@H0LLYNC I am thinking about getting a second bs job till I find a job in my field.  http://myloc.me/2TEZ,0
Voted @PerezHilton for web star,1
@federalcase  I said I go out for eat 5:00 p.m.  I disappointed you.,0
falling asleep and waking to gun shots arent fun,0
Waking up to sunshine and woodland for miles is amazing,1
@Spudsonfire i wanna watch the UFC with you and cuddle,0
"Man, that new Punch-Out!! is so awesome. I wanna play the Dreammatch",1
I haven't checked Facebook in 36 hours,0
i'm gonna go to sleep..u.u nobody answer me  and nobody loves me.. someone can tell me HELLO VALERIA ESTRADA? i´ll be so happy! thanks!,0
I forgot about that! Thanks girl!   fuhub...only time will tell,1
Takin a ride on the rain train  this will be a fun run in boston,0
wanting for more TH,1
off to the gym to workout..i feel really motivated today for some reason..,1
"@The_Sexy_Panda hello  no bother at all, matey. twas a good night, thank you. x",1
finish work in less than 9 minutes - and then birthday weekend begins by trying to get a free chai out of my mate at starbucks,1
Thank you @marilynstannett @Ruivo @TweetLandmark... You were all my 2000th follower... Don't ask me how,1
wishing i could be at makerfaire today and tomorrow.... arriving in cali one day too late...,0
"Check out ' @mitchelmusso - Winnipeg, MB' at Eventful.com - http://is.gd/LFAE HELP ME OUT!!!! ONE MORE DAY TILL ALBUM RELEASE!!",1
fairy tales are true. just keep believing in them,1
@jen1707 you will be fine,1
@lushlady15 yay cooking vid!  haha,1
Monday is done,1
@lovemeavamp Have a good one  Nighty night!,1
@gjmall awesome!,1
@smashingpumpkin http://twitpic.com/67h72 -,0
@charlotteash1 poor Gorrrrrrdon,0
...I took sleeping pills last night and I'm still all drowsy from 'em,0
@samantharonson http://twitpic.com/68dj5 - God your hot! Yum,1
"@MissJizzle Pretty good. My foot hurts, though.  How are you?",0
@QueSarahSarah28 I fucked my toe up! Make it better,0
Viva Las Vegas! Probably my only tweet from. No wifi at the Luxor,0
is fairly certain her ipod was stolen out of her car while she was in PA,0
Baby you can drive my car. If I had one.,0
smfh istill cant qet over disz shit!  http://tinyurl.com/p6mlak,0
@DontTrustMe49 yes they do! and haha aw thanks.,1
"@bballgurl24 thats wussup girl,how long did ya live there for? i neva been down there sadly  i wanna go tho i hear its nice.. and warm lol",0
Is having to work at the weekend,0
There are too damn many big bang fics going live at once.,0
@EmpressCortana  I love it!,1
"Trying out Hulu's new desktop application - so far fullscreen is delayed, but stretch screen ok. Checking out the pilot of Glee",1
"@vasvalch Me too. I'm sure you know how it feels to be in my place now  Hugs and kisses, sis :*",0
"i just signed up for chemistry, and i paid. there's no turning back now",0
@allikatetor im just worried about how bad my roots are gonna look when it grows  but i bet your hair will look cute i wanna see it,0
"Just finished eating at Islands. SO FULL! it was good though...  on our way over to the main place mall wiff mom, angela and g-pa.",1
I look 4ward to function and seeing *him and catching up~,1
Just lost all my pics from the last few weeks,0
Going home = yay .... due to RSI = boo,0
@GStuedler why you hiding from me,0
@DavidArchie hi! so sad that you did not win american idol,0
"my parcel is stuck at the delivery office, open 8-12 how unhelpful for people who have jobs   I WANT MY PACKAGE!",0
Canucks,0
i?C.B+T.H|| Gonna eat Brunch soon. So hungry  I have a habit of not eating on weekend mornings xD,0
@boomx17 hey nothign have you checked out my website yet?,1
@RiffingMonkey Go on. Tell me the whole story. I´m very intressted,1
OMG! This CHUCK AND LARRY movie is FUNNY! http://bit.ly/s3VJw  CHECK US OUT! archives are ALWAYS available!,1
"@dbarefoot must learn lingo if want to be better blogger.  So, will keep you posted (no pun intended).",1
@technicalfault hope they do  I wouldn't be suprised if you get it tomorrow/weds.,1
There was a jolt... I was awake...Just another wednesday....,0
@Deadpanlives James gone home then? How was it?,1
@wilsoke Pues entonces ríete un poquito  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7qv3g,1
bought ultimate band nd island sports for the Wii 2dai. was goin 2 buy sims3 but didn't ave enough money  hope everyone is well 2dai xx,0
@SmashMe_EraseMe aww lmao! Thanks!  It's an amazing song. <3,1
"Dear someone, I'm still waiting on that miracle.  the end. <3",1
hmm... now what to do today... i suppose i could revise for my science test :/ or i could just eat cookies and watch films,1
no bamboozle for jazzpaige  this is depressing XD,0
@missgems She'll always be Sun Byrne to me.,0
@kspidel oh no!  what happened?,0
Did pakistan do enough to win 149/4 - not sure SA need just about 8 run rate - doable,0
@EileenBonfiglio hey no worries,1
@MissMary  awh that's rubbish... Hope you feel better and escape soon,0
@Crizzoid I cant stand summer fever (for me) and when the weather gets really humid  lol,0
@rachellereese Already eaten breakfast...sorry.,0
I'm in kc...3 am and I feel like puking,0
@j_navarra That repo for Sabayon is sometimes slow.,0
"@mitchelmusso has the OSSUM-est album ever. If you haven't bought it yet, you better! Congrats Mitch, can't wait to see u in concert  <33",1
@FikleEnthusiast shucks! must be really hot na?!! do u hv ac in the hostels? We didnt,0
@sunnyknight12 Hey..Thanks for the compliments. I don�t think it�s that gr8. Still need to do a lot,1
Think of music as an audio hug  (via @DarkPiano),1
texting my tanyaaa <3 i miss her,0
Lunch time just gone outside what a horrible day,0
@slePP Also: no jet packs,0
@FlintZA Tried both methods and both failed,0
@BodyRockin hi stranger!! I'm still around.,1
Is anyone else having a bad Friday? Is not a fun day today.,0
@spike1989 it's fucking pissing it down here and i had to trek back from the library in it. i miss you,0
spent the day in the woods!!  bars tonight! one liners all day. it would be funny if it wasn't my life.,1
"Microsoft and Sony have replicated and improved on your techonology.  Goodbye Nintendo, you have failed.",0
Just ordered french fries and sausage for snack. Helps me concentrate. What's for dinner? God I juz can't stop eating,1
@helahelen hungover? haha! take advil. i just took some for my knee pain,0
"oh my god, a severed foot was foun in a wheely bin in cobham!!! where they found is literally minutes from my house! feel sick now!",0
@kinsky can't wait to go to senci and eat delicious food too LOL.. bikin laper aje,1
sigh I need a Rob fix,0
this salad is soo yummy,1
@gayatheist im at work but expect email this weekend,1
@sam_theman pissed Cara and Matty. hbu? thx 4 askin though.. ok im gonna go take a lie down. bye bye.. luv ya lots,1
"you know whats depressing? Arriving at the airport and having nobody to greet you  in other news, dublin is sunny today....",0
decided not to go camping this weekend. cant find anywhere within 3 hours drive that wont be raining on sunday,0
@Ddubs_LilD Can you believe it! Def nice way to come home!,1
I am always just so sad when I finish a book.,0
I need a massage,0
This is his 3rd time on TV. Hahaha  awwww! If y'all aren't watching TV turn on Fox.,1
Fire alarm just went off!! Got to miss some of lesson!! WOOO!!,1
You know who I haven't talked to in awhile... @fakerpattz. This harem girl is feeling neglected.,0
Man soon came quicker then i thought it would  (via @Jamielea89)<~~Don't fret. There's an app for that!î?—,0
watching scrubs  i love it ^^,1
I don't appreciate this night. Boooo,0
4 Barca fans been killed by a MU fans !! Seems like we can simply wear team shirts out to walk now,0
Iphone 3.0 is unlockable good work dev team,1
Trying to talk my mama into getting me a pug dog... She wont change her mind,0
Aha! My hair is officially red! I found sum red dye & now im bak 2 my old self again.,1
says Anytime is a good time but there is no other time like now.  Good night! http://plurk.com/p/x98he,1
@The_B_Ho_Show Aw really?  Thanks babe.. I haven't seen it yet. Glad you like!,1
"Offered to buy my dad some yogurt but he said no. But when i got home, i let my dad try some yogurt ( his first time) and now he likes it",1
"@adamjury Not that I think I was engaged in cuntitude currently, no, but I was just sayin'.",1
"Was at the media thing today, was alright i suppose, was better than being at school anyway. I'm now cold and got a sore head",0
@30SECONDSTOMARS I'd love to go to the Summit but I've got exams and I need to revise loads.,0
Now watching 27dresses. Home alone,0
head hurts cuz i hit it on the wall....  owieeeeeeeee!,0
"@the_anykey They are afraid that @esloof, @B_renda and I will join the contest",1
i'll back home soon.. OOOH NOOOO,0
"- finished watching FRIENDS  so sad, WHY WHYYYYYY DID IT HAD TO ENNNDDDD >=[[[",0
@lettyma927 OMG U can say that again!! I hate it n I have to catch myself and shake myself n say GET IT TOGETHER GIRL!! lol  no mames guy!,1
@billy_burke Yepp... More men in bikinis ;) To bad im livin in Sweden (its to cold  and really to far off from hollywwod blv... ;),0
@MelodyLeaLamb Thanks SO much for the beautiful #followfriday rec !!  You made my heart sing!!,1
"like, WHAT? hasuhasuhasu",1
"@Bossmobb im a lebron lover & u can stop talkin bout him,u startin 2make me feel sumtype of way...we all kno he lost",0
i miss connor  i want him so come back now!,0
"@shaundiviney nooo you lost to 'number one smash it'  on the hot 30, sway sway is much better ahhhh",0
Hey i grew a inch today!!,1
@Stephy8o8 wanna go next thursday?,1
"@Rogues_Gallery yay  i dont think i can make it gold, cos on my comp itll just come out brown lol any other colour ideas?",1
mmmmmm David Morrissey on C4,1
@GetCr8tive oh em gee. knock it off A***n  LOL,1
Back to the daily grind,0
"meeh, chemistry tomorrow",0
Getting a cleaning on tues then getting a tooth pulled on thurs. Then gotta schedule a bridge that might need a root canal--ugh.,0
@jennifergearing <3 hiiii :3 I fail at being on the internoodles of late,0
@b0tz hmmm? Still not sure about it but either way.. You are right! Making fun of anybody is not cool   thx for the link!,0
Hentai fest and rave. Sweet,1
@laurenxrad thanks,1
I kinda feel like crying. I haven't done that in a really long time. Idk what it is,0
Ocean basket? Yesss  can't wait for that seafood!,1
This hat was bought from the Sampo arctic icebreaker    I also look like a scary crazy person in this photo.,1
@Pink - Could you possibly use your magical powers and ask your m8 butch walker to come to Oz? Pleeeaaassse!,1
@SuperSix8 thanks for making my summers badass,1
(@KComer) Well twitter I leave u with this... Don't trust a ho!!  night guys,1
@collidingworlds yeah but those cheeks don't have Twitter,0
I've read enough ridiculous stories in the past year to know that #sackdorris is a trend I want to be involved in.,1
I just swiped the background image from @nive_ravi for my twitter page. I hope she dosent mind.,1
shit  #origin #stateoforigin,0
Reached the goal! 2000 words today!,1
@tophatdog Aww...was this when he wanted his blanket?Barking so cutely!,1
school. stupid assembly during my fave class.  .. then rehearsals. Finally got my costume almost finished.,0
"@GrantSalvona Anyway, desktop OSes are so 90s  Inside 10 years it'll be all about the browser.",1
Just realised that my Bible was in my car when it was stolen... This sucks,0
@DangerAdamJonas Aww bye joe!  Thanks for chatting with us! and some way we should get rid of that hater ;| ~ talk to yea soon!,1
@blueberry_cream I guess dealing with a flat tire now is better than on the way to work tomorrow even if it is my anniversary,1
I don't want tabs I want chords!!! =:O *crais* Oh  no worries..no tabs either.  Le argh!,0
my brother ate all my pie  i'm soo sad without my pie,0
wish my family was closer.,0
PS to wallpaper - I want bigger monitor... sad I am likely to sell desktop and end up with notebook only soon,0
want to know about twitter ..  !,1
@thisisj0lie BAHH my phone died and I was stuck at my mom's friend's place!  I just got home now... blfdaskf let's get Kogi soon for sure!,0
@Antonisha thank you,1
"@nataliefisher i'm trying to start a muggle quidditch league in my city, lolol",0
@Mitchel543 your welcome!!!!!,1
@McSkins - I haven't slept properly in like a week  Insomnia isn't fun :'(,0
"Movie done, but now I don't want to go to sleep. I hate being the last one awake in my house  I want hugs and kisses goodnight",0
wow jus entered comp to see short stack at take 40 lounge OMG i so hope i win,1
@TommySeago http://twitpic.com/7jfqu - awwwe cute   why arent you in school mr.,1
@feltbeats @Rotae I know i just posted that and good luck wishes yo our US feltbeat army girls lol  XX,1
cant believe it,0
Home time!  Im outta here!,1
is glad that Naz finally made it...even if it was minus pizza,1
Landschaft mit Aphorismus  http://tinyurl.com/dm92hu,1
"Just got home. I'm exhausted. This weekend was, I think, the worst weekend of my life.  Time for school in 2 1/2 hours. Yay... D;",0
"Works done, time to chill now",1
"Loved the rave last night, and the people who were there. Get naked was the best hit",1
Decide to conquer my exams!  - http://tweet.sg,1
Droping of my sister in davis elementary been up since 6,0
Rangers lost... but just barely. it was still fun. and @khangduong saw us on tv!!,1
Beer and wings again  ... Then going home and taking a nap,1
@KrimsonKing I've been tryin for 2 days now   Twitter tryna tell me something about my new pic lol  Moral of the story: Stick w/ the old?,0
@marstheplanet I miss youuuuuu,0
My cat is missing.,0
"Can't wait to see Food, Inc.  Only 2 showings in MI   Need one here at the land grant university MSU",0
Why the the tax office send me a letter everytime I check the mail,0
"@schwndrel i know  im a self-confessed book worm too  what kind of books do you buy? id say novels, right?  lol",1
@damagedpeople oh okey  have you already asked your parents because of the flesh tunnels?,1
I think I need to learn how much is to much drinking a lot is bad  I been sick all day,0
@candacekuss http://twitpic.com/5d8le - How cute are you?,1
@UPSLynx The latter sort of makes the former a fail thing to do.,0
now <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/omegahouse/3619406758/">this one's</a> feeling left out,0
Goodmorning sun  The birds are singing no rain in sight..... Have a wondeful day my fellow uprights,1
Is eating supper late tonight,0
I got a new swim suit!   Got super excited about it...though I'm not really sure why O.o,1
"@ohhcrapitstim oh well, if you ever go on wi-fi on mario kart. Just @reply me and ill join you.",1
OMG so many people at the party,1
Power outage - no eggs for breakfast,0
@C0NVERSExADDiCt Awww... how sweet.  Are you celebrating tonight?,1
@katarinasmama we all have same feeling w/ snape...  it was such a relief when book 7 finally came out...,0
@FuckingRave no erry1 h8s me sry,0
@mumble_rosie what season is it on? I had to stop watching when it moved to sky,0
@johncmayer sounds like a good lonely.. might just do the same..,1
"aw,  look at you planning and sh♥t -----  I am so envious",1
@gemmapritchard1 it's my 20th move since I was 17. It totally sucks. so I understand no matter how lovely the boy was/is,1
@lyricsmode_com ahhh yea i don't know how to do one of those or where to send them hahaha i'm a mess with legal stuff,0
@jensenackless I already follow you but you aren't following me,0
tonight was so lame!,0
Redding down  lucky he didn't highside that... Back wheel locked up?,0
"miss michele and kirsty, life sucks when away from my two best buddies",0
"Doing the right thing,always feels good",1
Eating frosted flakes,1
@scottbourne Jalapeno chips n salami on it's way...with a Pepsi no less! YAY! Miss "Munchies" taffy in Sausalito n motorcyle rides.,0
@waxinglyrical Various sites indicate nasi hitam is usually found in Bandung. Will try the resto in Bendungan Hilir tho. Thx 4 the info!,1
@bettymaccrocker aww.  i'm glad that he gave her a shoutout. she went to bed like 20 minutes too early!!!!,0
"@CarolynBeer oh man, i'm going to watch that tonight",1
Had forgotton how much of a pain in the backside it is when ur car goes tech  blasted busses!!,0
@officialthrice hey!,1
@PurpleTriangle Beautiful !  And a really lovely shop too... great work,1
a summer doing nothing is kind of boring now,0
yesssss 7/8. life is good,1
@ComcastCares I've been watching '24' online because of bad HD signal on DVR. Now I can't watch my Derby DVR for the same reason.,0
@DHughesy hey hughesy u r hilarious!!!      don't let anyone say you are a bad comedien!!! I HAV THA SAME LAST NAME AS U!!! GO HUGHESY,1
I'm currently in NL but have MBP an Haedset with. So I'm ready to pdocast,1
Have tried @powertwitter and although has excellent features its way too slow which unfortunately means its a no go for me  @luckylobos,0
"@BehzodSirjani Ice cream was on campus, but I couldn't make it. I forgot I was doing consulting at the same time...",0
#addictedto my blackberry 8900,0
2 hours of ironing done.. just gotta get some work fiinished now,0
Ever watch a bug run into everything and spaz out dyin... I have... I did... I sqwished it... Now I feel bad,0
Nice to hear Ne-Yo  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7onot,1
Polyvore.com is not working. I am not happy!  Need to cheer myself up.,0
Gah new CD keeps skipping  liking the sound of it though!,0
@Janaaahaa i think David is also pretty cool lad to win that competition. but you're right @tommcfly has to win now!  X,1
Goodmorning My Twitters!  I Hope Today Is A Good And Fun Day As It Was Yesterday!,1
Maybe hanging out with Jake today!,1
@heykim can I blame the pills for typos?  "definitely!" Was what it was supposed to be.,1
"@medea_wolff I'm curious  What cartoons be ye watching, me matey?",1
"@halfwelshdragon those cakes sure look good ,,took one if it's ok with you  ummm good tks",1
About to star another night in hell! So excited,0
my arm is in agony. i'm icing it and i can't hardly move it.. it's a shooting pain all down my arm,0
"@rstevens, what is IR Pete saying about maple syrup in tuesdays comic?  i just can't work it out.",0
my computer is giving me problems.....,0
@Irisheyz77 My hands were full..wouldn't have been able to carry a coffee!,0
@renaywashere r u?? I'm not. I'm tryina be tho  not really tho cuz I'm driving.,0
"Waiting to make up a test. Thought it started at 7:00 not 7:30.  Boring day today, half the group is at Pitt. Yayy.",0
the clouds and sunshine really are getting a bit monotonous.  http://bit.ly/DjTCX,1
@johnlegend I love both of you two your voices will sound amazing together..anything you decide to do will be great.,1
Still on the runway waiting to take off.. Ugh! Won't get to sj until close to 2 now,0
#musicmonday im hearing birds chirp,1
thinking about someone special,1
"@LokiAesir On-screen cameo I believe. Last season they had Peter Jackson, Gus van Sant & Martin Scorsese do the same",1
"@scoopie77 No soda for me either. I worry, however, that Pepsi and Coke profits are in trouble now!           #PABL",1
"yeah, I was wasting my time  fail",0
"@joelyuk If you think Florida's heat will be too much, I will reluctantly take your place",0
is disappointed with her starbucks beverage today.,0
http://twitpic.com/7ovxj - I'm done w/ bigtime's lame table.  Morgan trounced me,0
Heyy !!  Whatcha doin'?,1
"Working late in the office, listening to live Damien Rice tracks nice and loud.",1
@MadAudMe Did you delete your facebook?,0
@suumac I hope it gets sorted for ya soon! yeah spoke to mum last night & she didnt mention snow so musnt hav  I can't be arsed being @ wk,0
@summerburtech This is how I feel lately about what it is we have: http://bit.ly/HRrgz,0
says I want CDS.  http://plurk.com/p/122hui,0
great! now there is a tornado warning and two fire engines in the parking lot of the apartment! no sleep for meeee,0
@backstreetboys lOl sUrE the PHILIPPINES missing you so bad !!  # BSB,0
"@alour My problems will still exist, I'm sure... but it will affect your rate for future #twitterastherapy sessions",1
outside waiting lol ) it's pretty hot today,1
No matter how many times I watch it...I still can't believe Rachel dies,0
he sure did miss me,1
@jonsac I blog here: http://whatleydude.com and my photos can be found here http://flickr.com/whatleydude - that good?,1
I really cannot be arsed today!,0
Don't think I can afford the G10 this close to travel. Any suggestions for a decent fixed lens camera to rock to Japan with?!?!?!?,0
@ddlovato I love the movie Nights in Rodanthe...  sad.. but good!!,0
@boxedice Cool! I didn't know that. I'll pass it on,1
"@glynnfoster Heh, thanks  Unfortunately the thought was ruined by the tune ;)",1
Too sad to do anything,0
"ha, the toad is gonna write us up next time we don't tie our hair up "properly". there won't be a "next time"  2 weeks.. or maybe 1?",1
walking down 11th. lady had her door open. such filth some people live in,0
Why do we have to write essays?,0
Yum! And not because I got free food! Rt @ElPolloLocoInc Just an FYI...We're still offering a gift voucher pack to our 1500th follower,1
"hanging out at Helen's  maybe staying here tonight, texttt <3",1
@Byaghro WOOT! Any time you can be mostly nude in comfort is a good time.,1
Morning! Alot going on 2day. Started my day already and worried if @Daniwhitebricks and @Frankibee made it back safely...,0
Just finished watching Benjamin Button,0
urrghh i miss learning how to play the piano i remember when i was like kindergarten i used to take piano lessons and perform in recitals,1
im back twitchez'! twitter works on mi telefono again...aren't u so happy?! ...i kno u r,1
"Going off Twitter now. Back to work I go. Owwww. Gotta do what I gotta do, no matter how much I don't wanna do it. See you all soon",1
@tamerabennett We're so proud of our judges,0
@cow_grrrl Doesn't the cat's glowing eyes freak you out at night? I haz ur door!,1
@shelbygrapes I can't wait to see you too... I miss you so much.. and btw.. God is good...,1
@ctayah lmao hahahaha opps I will redo that,1
The point of lipgloss is for someone else to take it off?,1
so sad her best friend will be in Paris for an entire month,0
i'm still learning how to use twitter..,1
@MONItheGREAT ooooohhh I love it ! You can go online to nbc and watch old episodes and catch up.. thats what I did,1
I can't fall asleep  I got w3rk tonight at 11pm. :'-(,0
"@ntumlinson315 Well, you're from TX and your claim to fame isn't football. Surprised they mentioned a golfer... Even a champion golfer.",1
@MissAshleyTizz The Vidio is xD HAHA funny xD The song is very awesome  Sounds goo,1
bike ride with laura today!!,1
@dawizonline I know that is the truth...,0
"@snickers1015 Me, too... Me, too!  lol @dazzleme18 LMAO",0
"@gaylejack hello..if i promise to watch your game, will you promise a TX win AND a Yanks win?",1
im goin crazy  in here,0
faltam 4 updates pra eu completar 100 twiters,1
... K ... that 4 hours of sleep I got is starting to kick in.   God please help me stay woke!,0
"Now its time 4 bed, gotta go 2 work 2morrow  () night night",0
Broke his foot and is in pain,0
@iiyann sounds tiring.  freelancers do that i guess hur hur,0
Follow me to the Today Show! Watch out for 8 Indian girls + 1 tall American girl,1
@PainterMommy  I"m so excited..I don't have a button on my blog yet!  #CraftyM4,1
My last day for subbing  I will miss my kids @ this school but I am going ATL in 2 days *owww*,0
Good morning twitterverse! Gettin ready to start a fun work week here.   Hope you are having a good day so far!!,0
Do my best to repay.. Im working every weekday.. ill pay the bills oneday.. By singing my heart out! I have a bad headache and no 02 cred,0
"http://twitpic.com/6sqz5 - Me and Marisa after Promotion...not sure who took it, but I love it!",1
Homework is a bore.,0
phwoar hahah that's ancient. we did play some Madonna though. next time! i'm bouncing,1
It's raining in Hyd. This proves one thing. Even Rain Gods are on twitter!!,1
Feeling knackered today. Definitely getting old !,0
A roller coaster of emotions in 8 hours - From Sid & his Pens GREAT game to the loss of my dear Aunt Polly to ALS - Sad day today.,0
"@DesireeScales Sorry for the bad news, but I didn't see your test tweet in my #sbbuzz search results in TweetDeck",0
taking my pup for a walk,1
@thegeach *bothers me,1
"naw i wont do that, thats mean",0
"@maddyline yeah, some lines remind me of my past relationship  and as Joe McIntyre says 'Love's a bitch' well, that bitch is married now",0
@Hicksdesign,0
"@BertaWooster speaking of your nick, you love Wodehouse?",1
@JazzyLadee1908 yeah i saw you posted that..she may be mad at me i forgot mothers day till the other day,0
"Reports from Italy: 179 death, 34 missing, 1500 injured  #Italy #Earthquake (via RAI http://tinyurl.com/c5mja5 )",0
exam free! Bt thnk cud hv dne beta in chem,0
Only work two days this week lets see how this feels,0
all out of oatmeal,0
i ? you more than shaun diviney ?'s himself,1
So i finally caved and joined twitter cause i was bored last night... we'll see how long this lasts lol,1
@Jennifalconer and thank you for sharing your thoughts been fun too!,1
Damn casey killed her daughter caylee that cute lil girl that was all on the magazines,0
Took vicodin. Then puked my guts out for 10 minutes. Still in pain.,0
@MeggieMouse what are you going 40 hours with out? i'd say my computer or my phone but i did that last week and i didnt care at all..,1
"@mileycyrus good luck with season 4, and im sure it will be just as good, if not better than season 3.",1
"bored, watching tv but should be studying for exams havent studyed yet and prolly gunna fail :| fml",0
"~ no more PB!  worst ending everrrrr. this is lame, but I feel even more sad now.",0
"@Shayne71 i'm so sorry to hear that, even my mp3 player is not working anymore  . Good news : i'm going out tonight to a club yay",0
@peachesskalirai this you will see all the replies  you only see the replies on your home site if you follow this person.hope it helped,1
Super bummed @dhdsracer has to work tonight   - dance class in an hour.,0
@Beardy,1
"@fluttering y, you are very fortunate! ok now i'm going to bed and will try not to think about creepyass dolls",0
@ninthspace i did indeed  !! you? I shall refrain in sending rain......,1
@beaulingpin aw that sucks!,0
@crunchyk heyy finally  haha hope you don't mind but I'm helping u out by gettin people to follow you  is that cool I helped rob too,1
"@elainedolecek that's funny, your show made you want burgers and mine made me think about going vegetarian",1
getting ready to leave NJ!  gonna miss my family!  congrats @kissmekay28 and erick again   hopefully we'll all be together soon,1
havin a bad day nd being so bad mood dat i just .... sorry,0
"My regular chat friend is out with his friend. I'm feeling lonely on GTalk  I need friends, like me, who don't have a life beyond the www.",0
"God broke our hearts to prove to us He only takes the best. Rest in peace, Poppy.",0
Ah teaching history brings back memories of analysing David Low's political cartoons.  http://bit.ly/BOo1O,1
"super sick. almost went to the er tonite. kyles staying up all night to take care of me,,",1
@tktotheb friendswood- aww i'm sad  so many memories @ayyjaygee lol!,0
exammmmsss start tomorow  scareeed,0
"@info4every1 I'm great...glad you liked the pics Going to NC the 22nd to see my son, looking forward to beautiful NC taking the cat too",1
@ten33girl why do you hate,0
@KevTheBaptist cheers kev! My comb is actually massive and my hair isn't big enough yet  but I do have one!,0
@ThotFullGWC It's scary how well I know this book. I was reciting a major portion word for word wih the narrators. Kind of sad.,1
@missriches21 ah man  u lucky i fuccs wit u cuz if was anyone else from bk they would have to wait for the weekend lol what part u from?,0
I really don't want to dig up the arguments about this... too boring... boo,0
have a cold! <- not fun!,0
"Used car search...man do cars depreciate surprisingly fast!! Help? Acura 2008 TSX 24,999? Good deal? 16K nav system and all",1
@nossonzand i have to cancel my trip to wakarusa,0
@EuniceSandoval then that makes you cool B-) hahaha! darn what a shame of a game. what are you up to this fine Saturday?,1
YO GUYS wat up !!!,1
@kimmikennedy yea I do like it,1
@Oska00 just uploaded my area's photo of blue sky,1
I can't believe it! Orlando Magic in the FINALS! Time for LA!  Drinking with the girlies!,1
so last night i stage dove....and no one caught me  bahahahah i just realized how funny that is lollollollollollollollollol,0
got my tuesdays and wednesdays mixed up,0
@christachi tuesday but i'm fully booked from this hour (my god i sound like a high-class prostitute) i got family functions n stuff dear,0
Hopefully getting some sleep tonight...maybe breakfast with bee tomorrow? Haha I love her!  lmao texttt me,1
Just got to work. Only today and three days left.  my heart is breaking.,0
"1,2,3,4 I love you",1
my faith in humanity has been restored by @jwuniverse,1
"@dakcyrus sorry  you should though, its really funny",0
I saw a really cute dog i want!! But shes 6 and would need her teeth cleaned which is expensive  im thinking about it,0
@stephanosis   She fancies just having a Chinese delivered and a good bottle of Rose..,1
@brenda_song My older cousin loves you so much. Specially in suite life.,1
@Orchidflower yes it would be - she'd taken the dog for a walk & got pulled over - broke hip & shoulder -was never the same after that!,0
sad i didn't know about golden axe playing last night...,0
@KeepinUpWKris Does Kylie have a twitter? xoMercedesMorganxo,1
Yes! 3000!!!! My name for the day is YoungQ3000...I'd like to thank...all of you that believe that following me is NOT a waste of time.,1
@stephenjeean damn i wanna watch it,0
Sorry..that link is wild..here's the link for the contest http://www.smashbox.com/thefaceofsmashbox search Stiles...I appreciate!,1
gosh - school really sucks - i hate it and i think i have a crush on A  xoxo m,0
Grand Slam! Huskies tie it up baby!,1
Large chocolate-dipped strawberries go into your asshole a lot easier than they come out,0
"@mversion good luck gettin the work done tomorrow. I'll sleep in for you, ok?  *runs*",1
morrisons here i come!,1
"Though of the day: The world offers two choices, to Sink or to Swim. But Got has a better option, to WALK with him",1
headed to denamrk,1
It's pouring down rain!  I'm so glad I waited to water today!,1
@yourbadhabit *swoosh* Good luck!!!! Good news will be comin your way!,1
@TheUnclean I couldn't agree more.,1
"Look at my new, and ridiculous myspace.. crazy rule breaking layout... http://myspace.com/MSpattern  And then request me",1
Updates > followers,0
"I never get 2 c u as often as I like,I never get 2 hug in my every nite  but in my heart i know u r the one i luv n can't never let u go",0
Awwww damn! @mousebudden is broadcasting right now and my cuz is watchin dance videos on the computer!!!  they are hilarious yall lol,0
"Gonna lay on my bed, listen to some music, and maybe watch DVDs on the portable DVD player. Thank God I'm not sleepy yet! Goodnight!",1
I wanna go back to the beach  but then again I could have been on that Air France flight.,0
@igazz24 it is all relative. What do you want and how much do you want to spend?  Used D80 at B&H  http://bit.ly/XrMYW is amazing deal,1
Pub name cliche frenzy.  need a red lion to complete the set.,1
@stillpixels they have a scanner to see if you've "touched on".  Saw it on the train one day.,1
"@amjohnno oh ok. Hope you get to use it for something ace  (((((johnno)))))) with t'internet, you'll never know the difference",1
"You actually have the power to make me feel scared in my own fucking house. I hate you, dumb fucking bastard. My mommy needs to come home",0
@TriGirlJ did you accept?  That's kinda creepy.,0
"Twitter is great, but there's nothing better than a VIDEOMAIL  http://tinyurl.com/o6wy3a",1
@Nicolaarthur I still have work to do just so needed the lie in!feel myself gettin the cold too  great!,0
@dudeman718 Why thank you   Have a great Friday! So beautiful outside again here in Chicago...,1
@ilyhughjackman Ahh man /: so you wanna go to New York? Is that b/c Hugh lives there? heheh,1
Me and my friends did crazy makeovers to each other last night! would upload a pic but dont have one  It was histarical,0
"@KellyOlexa Hey lady!!!  How was your birthday? I'm okay - exhausted from the move back home, but it's going to be good for the summer",1
switching back and forth with the bachorlette show dang she kisses pretty much all the guys dont know if i can do that,0
@strawburry17 Noooo it's not their fault!,0
Please Rain on Monday!! I want a Super heavy rain so that our classes will be suspended.. Please? I beg you..,0
@fbrwebstore lol but you said original 2. i am confused now.,0
watching P.S I Love You  this movie is sad!,0
"@halfwelshdragon@chorale  have you seen the pics, < saw the pics there lovely yeah you were with them in spirit .House work today for me",0
"i need unscented because my skin is ridiculously sensitive to perfumes. also, it's summer, and i don't want to attract bugs",0
Son caught a pop fly and had 3 putouts and will be captain tomorrow. Won 1 and lost 1. Off to team pool party.,1
"@therealsavannah hi savannah  i love u so much, and i hope you come in france one day haha  xoxo.",1
"@readyfuels mwah awesome, my external hard drive is Sam",1
@cidermaker  I hadn't thought of that - hmmm.,0
mmm. alone in the atmosphere.,1
Holy hanna montana the clerk at bestbuy had a nasty attidtude on him.,0
I'll be away from Stephen in a bit.  For now..,0
Doesn't want to be home alone  wtf,0
At james' parents,1
My day has officially been ruined,0
look at my side channel now  http://www.youtube.com/user/GTAGtwo,0
"@mamajoan I can't read it  Ratkong! If it's about what i posted on urs earlier, i hope it can wait til monday! No internet where i'm goin!",0
@olsonbd80 loved it! Thanks for taking care of me,1
"As usual I repell guys, but I had fun dancing with myself  good night beautiful people",1
@diannefox i'm still sitting on the couch watching a show on wolves and looking at some new D&D dice. all 6-sided. omg. D&D 4 Dummies.,0
"@YourMrBumbles a near - complete renovation, chimneys taken away, new roof, new kitchen, new doors and windows, all rooms replastered",0
Don't you just love it when you wake up and it feels like you've slept a whole minute?!,0
No more coffee!  Bad chest pain! Real Bad chest pain!  I hate this feeling.,0
just got back from the Astros game and tired as i could possibly be.....that's what happens when youve been up for 18 hours!!,0
Pissed I have to look at tb sale on ruelala from my phone!,0
"@glenntweets If you're still looking for a blogging platform, let me know - I can suggest a few",1
@lynstephaniewoo yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don't knowwww  plan plan  before you go to US!,0
At the "exam" they gave us 3 text. One being a text my class had made an assignment on already. Fail! haha,1
was that last bit true? fuck i don't even know,0
@coolKid85  what it do!... it still kinda hurtss,0
feeling very dehydrated at the moment,0
graphics wasn't too bad and no more graphics !!!,1
rt @tinadallasfla Shout out 2 Mad Linx who did his thing on the turntables last nite at IMAX in Tampa <---------& drank all my champagne,0
@MIKEBxREIGN are they open this late? and no not by Oviedo...near UCF,0
Is sitting in media with Georgie and Timmy the Sheep  x,1
@Darealamberrose ...PussyCat Dolls I guess,0
@mfeige yikes!  well i hope everything is ok with you!,0
"@GuitarLove08 Bahaha, and you were right  Yes it is. And for some reason, I loved it when Nick said "Home depot" idk why... hehe",1
Now theres something u dont see everyday  good girl,1
"In the office! Very little connected up yet, mind",1
@chelsea_jolene needs to stop fucking twiterring.  but really,1
"Life is amazing, if you asked what I'm gonna be I'll tell you an Artist, then you ask for my name: Joon Speaks aka So Successful  G'Morn!",1
is sick and cannot go to work   Will see everyone tomorrow,0
"is gone fishing with Adam, Steven, JB, Dustin, Amanda, Tay, & Marlee! Then spendin some time with my boyfriend...gosh, I like saying that",1
@mattlohkamp I have feelings too y'know!,0
@gerrymoth Totally agree Gerry,1
hates scaleeeee,0
@iphone_dev they have no avatars,0
Sicky McSickerson.  the last thing i want to be doing right now is getting ready for work.,0
"adruzzz Adrusssss, where are u been the last days...?  i miss u  erikooooo where ara u now? shurely pushing kitties",0
"@FTSKirstin true  we have to find my swim suit, btw wanna jump of the bridge with Me if we go?",1
so my daughter just informd me its 2:22am LMAO..this lil girl right here makes my..was gonna say night but i think LIFE is better suited,1
"is back from the NCDCC Day Parade 2009! It is so awesome! Took pictures with some people, gonna upload onto FB.  Mini-Emerge tmr! Yippee!",1
@pitchblend Me too!! I drove from VA to CA taking the southern route and stopping along each state  It was an awesome experience!,1
I love my toothpaste.,1
@ceciidiiflo NOTHING! i was doing my biology´s work... and now i will go to sleep...,1
@KeytaJ yeah...she passed last week.  so sad!,0
@YESandME thanks for the follow,1
Is officially the fittest I've ever been in my life!!! w000t!!!!! I can train at 185bpm for 40 mins,1
just woke up and i have a headache! =/ and i have homework to do,0
"@dpbkmb At this point in the game, I think they have every right to whine!",1
"@AbbieF Yes, that is confirmed.  So, feel free to spread the word! How are you doing?",1
@GarethWong thanks for the Follow Saturday,1
@circepear Sweeetie! How are you today? Feel like havent chatted with u for a long time,0
@Renato71 Blackberry,1
"@typicaltweet, I just found out that you are following me...  and read your bio.  You are awesome.",1
Just planted flovers in the school garden with my 3 yr old...VERY MUCKY but GREAT FUN,1
Because 4 kids caught swine flu. My school (SIS) is closed. GREAT! now I'm gonna get fined for textbooks that are not returned.,0
"update of the past few days: BMTH was amazing, and alex bought me flowers just because he loves me  fun times!",1
"Home, softpants on, pb&j sammich in hand, knitting at the ready! I miss @jfew already",0
No more Lauren  Watching The MTV Movie Awards !,0
is sooo gloomy.,0
"Feeling sick and anxious about #3yp, but looking forward to seeing @AshaJ in Pure Dance 09",1
And I love the way our three-generation Mission Impossible team can infiltrate these events a half hour before the doors officially open...,1
"@KBenn87 ha! i know, i was shamelessly KILLING some Roscoe's in that dress, my plate stacked!!",1
hayley said they liked the presents syd and i got them on lj.  hooray!,1
@BadSuperhero Arghh Numbers.  the score is btw 1-1,0
Back to work after a beautiful weekend. Five more days till a break  #vacation,1
http://dragoncard.deviantart.com/ Yayness! 1) help me reach 1000 and 2) I BEAT OKAMI!!!  YAY! finally,1
@Itxi_Itx Blip is being a bit of a cunt - search taking forever. Tweetie not too happy right now either - 3 min or so lag on replies.,0
Nuthin' sadder than leaving Hatteras beach house on lovely day  bye-bye! http://mypict.me/4DAc,0
Want a MacBook soo much,0
@itsLissa LOL yeah don't donate another $200+ to starbucks in june    some hot chocolate or coffee actually sounds good in this weather,1
Thesis almost done - finally! Yay!,1
dnw to get an xray tomorrow..I will prolly cry lmfao,0
"@DelFliiPR I'm not really a big fan of him, but just keep the interesting posts coming",1
@znelson I tore the small ribbon cable taking the old drive out. So now my laptop is a desktop until the part comes in.,0
Im not. But i like when im not getting texts all weekend. I hope my summer isnt like this -.-  NemoNemesis,1
"@omewan Good morning.   Sorry, was taking care of doglets.",1
"Trial today and the accussed is very angry....    oh well, the laws were made to be followed, not broken.  I'll be busy for hours.",0
@ShaneandShawn hmmm maybe I'll try it too since I had coffee at 10,0
about 2 go pick up my nephews in corona,1
"for me, this is the most boring summer vaca ever!",0
start taking care of myself n' the ones i love,1
@alyssalovesm ... Am all good,1
Jus woke up. Hoping that you'll tlk to me today  didn't really sleep long lastnight,0
Fresh radishes and rabbit pat� for lunch. With gorgeous crusty sourdough bread,1
@jensenxiii  No it's still a challenge ... but the first 30 days of getting back into it are always the hardest for me,1
@BeerInBaltimore I feel so useless.  I have a handful of followers and haven't figured out follow back etiquette yet,0
"@milblogging by the way, i hope you are doing well",1
needs to work....but so sunny outside,0
"smoke outside is clearing up  yay, I still have a home.",1
@christay0102 Ah hi o hi ho....tis for work! Two days just north of France.  Still no breakkie on the train tho,0
i am freezing! I have so much to do in so little time. too tired to concentrate,0
conociendo el mundo Twitter,1
laying outside with my mommmmma! this sun is hot!,1
@x3_Lovable I see u be on working..I respect that..gettin that money up,1
@pinkmuslimah not sure about gift to occupation as there are 10-fold more Iraqis than occupiers. It feels more like punishment to Iraqis,1
sexplanation - having the dreaded "talk" with your child,1
i fell off my bike like a complete loser. &had to ride all the way to the beach with blood pouring down my leg before i could get clean!,0
@carolynaaa28  thanks caro!,1
"@SarahHogan hiya, hows you today.  any plans.",1
@PULLINGTEEETH ikr. summer`s way too fast.  i miss all of you guys too much  #whatsmysection,0
@TheEllenShow you might want to talk to your therapist about that request,1
back in scranton.,0
@CookiieMonstaar "your promises they look like lies" :/ that describes it....,0
@TaylaMe3 I know-its really funny too   I think I'll like Bedtime Stories-looks like a great film =],1
"Damn, really busy night for #Chestermere emergency",0
Thinking of summer memories...,1
@BB10UK  Aaarrrrg 'cheeky scouser' (ticks box).  at least it didn't also mention 'bubbly blonde' (yet).,0
"@JODell_the3rd Yes, it's very sad.",0
"@adventurewoman assuming you're in the same time zone, i'd say wine was overdue, being a Friday!  enjoy!",1
i got my necklace and eyeko lip balm from asos today  happy bunny,1
I wanted to finish watching the Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien but I got sleepy  so night ppl,0
my tummy hurts  ... i cant wait till my tummy aches go away,0
Goooood mornin! What a fineday! Drying betting and washing,1
@basseyworld  LUv perfect timing. It makes me feel like every step from my job was navigated by the heavens so we could bump N2 eachother,1
@Kaiser_Chiefs Hahaa I know! And we'l probs be losing Beckford! At least were keeping Richardson though!,1
"@poots Hurray, glad to hear it.",1
but is starting to get slightly frustrated by the alarm that has been going off for at least 20 hours,0
"is back from the Wenches, pretty easy upgrade all sorted. �10 better off, well, I was...but bought some tinnies!",1
"is wearing flipflops!!  it is so happy! ahah, school till 11 then joe's for athea's birthday lunch! <3",1
"@abc7 at the Los Angeles Chamber Orchestra concert at Royce Hall. Little delay, but no damage.",1
"@eglantinescake - Oh no! Oh, that's dreadful.",0
I feel like jordan will burry me for having no money for offring  eepp <Cup*of*tea:]>,0
I'm so tired.  I can't seem to catch up on my sleep.,0
i'm kinda hungry...i'm not supposed to eat this late...dilemma,0
Brewed my first cup of Expresso. Shiokness.,1
@suddentwilight @sanjukta that was the case at @infy also! no AC after 5.30 pm! net access only bet 7am to 9am and 5pm to 7pm!,0
@sarahw01 me too. Was meant to go yesterday but it got cancelled,0
LOL...http://bit.ly/r9Sid  I just love this! hahaha,1
iPhone OS on a touchscreen monitor. Video: http://yttwt.com/ctvbp  Cool,1
RFOL from @karinb_za: @fake_vyvyan ROFL your fakadate!!!!! Classic Vyvs.,1
@lexxie2584 I know  never imagined it'll ever happen,0
@CopTheTruth  I just like to have fun,1
"I bloddy hate summer sandals!! Killing my feet  But, WOOP!! My LAST exam was today!!",0
mmhhhhh ow yes ....studying,0
is trying to call someone from HK but he not picking up,0
netflix signup system is down  guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow,0
@kingbenharlum i think you'll find iceland is not the deserving winner,1
i need followers!!! feeling lonely!,0
"Wow, it is so nice out. Too bad I'm on my way to class for three hours",0
"Awesome graduation party.. Not. Then sleeping because I have to work at 5am tomorrow! I'm so bummed, I miss Raymond.  Super SUPER lame...",0
"@AmandaLeeClark thanks  Right now it's a pure labour of love, but I'm very passionate about it. Your feedback is encouraging",1
looks like this workplace is infected with the SWINEFLU! - 22% of the staff out on sick leave,0
"All voted!  It was a pretty cool turn out of people queuing at mine, from 18 - 80 by the looks of things!",1
@xxandip how many is that Ray has won now,1
Ugh sat practice.,0
"Now, I'm try to loading AIVRA antivirus software via mobile internet. Tooooo slow.....",0
@lindberghboy   wish i coulda been there!!!!!!!!!!!!1,0
"@Natalieox Hey I'm entering a competition,could you pls follow twitter.com/in4merz ? Thanks soo much!  Alicia x",1
im at edgefest! ...in the cold and rain,0
just got back from Skyland... My babe lost  but we enjoyed the walk home. Im going GREEN twitter... follow that!!! Facebook me!,0
"@Dreamyeyes Yes,i was red like a lobster for days-cuz im too pale- but today finally got a nice color ~~",1
"bored out of my brains, i want to go back to sleep",0
@AubreyODay Hope you have fun,1
Fealing kinda sick,0
@hamontsuji 'n u discovered it just now? hausehausehasue,1
"I wished for you and now I'm going to bed,  GOODNITE.",1
"Tweet tweet, tweet. It's a sound I'm going to miss out of that bird. I really miss her",0
@headkrack omg that mix is off da hinges.. got me dancing at my desk.. no one is at work today!,1
But I suppose that's really difficult to do. Especially when people you're close to say such hurtful things.,0
@ExecutiveNick thank you,1
@mahatru @pimpmywordpress @fabuliz Thanks for the #followfriday guys,1
@drader1 Haha..yeah I knew they were going to dominate! November is wayyy too far away!   gahhh,0
franz: eu nem curti o show  suh: que show? teve show? UIHASUIDHUIASHDUIHAUSIHDUIAHSUIDHAUISDH,0
has been inside all day..didnt even notice what a lovely day it is outside..shame its over,0
Waiting usko for up,1
@drval most people distrust doctors likely because the dr/patient/knowledge/pharma dynamic is in need of retrofit. hard 2 say in 140.,1
@sabete So is it worth waking up for or should I sleep in?,1
Back from bangalore. Late with scheduled deployment,0
@keithwoo hehe.. i wait for my dad to come back 1st..,1
Is ready for work!,1
*Playing spades*...unless u can also count cards u got nothin on me..,1
missing someone very much right & wonder if they miss me.they need to let me know & soon..waiting sucks,0
Wow I have 11 followers now! *waves*,1
"It's finally getting warm here in Minnesota!!! YAY! but i still miss Vancouver Island, Canada!",0
@PaulaAbdul Can't wait for the finale  It comes right in between huge exams for me so it will be a relief to watch it  Love you xoxo,1
@brybrywithay : sorry,0
woke up not feeling 100% after visiting our favorite cocktail bar last night.  Day trip to Plzen scratched,0
@WiteWulf LOL! Next picture will be of my beer can,1
My comp is so screwed up,0
Hanging out w/ caitlin & her bro & co... Gooood times,1
"Sick, just spilt drink all over myself",0
"so happy, God is wonderful  7-fold rule, know it and live it! what you put out comes BACK 7 fold, peace and blessings to all, night",1
@AnnBrien Indeed it does -- I should say did since it's a close of a good Monday here!,1
@ThatGeigerGirl Awwww.  I guess so. I'm sorry!,0
Why is Tom Hanks sitting with his left leg underneath the right?. That exaggerated. Tom Hanks sits rather demurely.  On Lettermen. CBS,1
"@GiniLovesJonas Aw, your Mum gets freaked? That sucks!  But it's your obsession!",0
@caskaran Typewriter can change the history in the same way a pen can do. (This is twitter not a blog  ),1
@Freakonomy oh yea.. loved the music!! tv sh chaida meinu..lol.. yup cant wait for my new mac.. ill call it george,1
"@itsjetz hope u havin fun! love u, meesh u! HELLA HOMO  no such thing as NO hOMO here! LOL",1
"@ShannonMorgan hahaha! I'm laughing with you, not at you. My hair is looking poodleish today too. The weather is ruining my life lately.",0
"@atraz call me when you can, i want to know whats going on...",0
"@janinaz I remember when I was called.. I *wanted* to be in a jury. I got selected, then the case got delayed, so they let me go.",0
I love this remix http://twurl.nl/r8ewnk  Beatminerz court me well and I like being around them  @Beatminerz,1
Talking to emma and sam about the jb.,1
@annTRS I don't know what his problem was tonight but he didn't smile once that I saw him. He was kinda rude.,0
"When there's a will, I want to be in it..",1
@Fearnecotton did it not to well I can't nails always wreak it even the if a  professional does it,1
So happy i dont have to go to work  plans?,1
goddamit. sick nakki is getting a bagel!  Baaaaageeel!!!!!  #squarespace back in a couple hours,1
"just saw the New Moon preview on the MTV Movie Awards. omgomg it was so good  yes, I'm swooning over the movie. I can't help myself.",1
@jazmoore My friend from Turkey used to wish me a "Happy Bird Day". I don't think they use the diagraph "th",1
in a few hours.... JB The 3D Experience,1
Sims 2 addict... i know i'm slow! Someone get me Sims 3,0
@julian_ceasar a yo i miss you,0
@arancinibaby bit stressed today but Okay!  x,1
@dspecial1 that's all he does lol...aay aaay ..and he's making millions lol..life aint fair,0
@youngsy79 -shrugs- I dont really care,1
Download Backseat Goodbye's latest album for FREE!  http://freecd.backseatgoodbye.com/,1
"Apparently swine flu is at my school! dont know if its true,but if soo,..oh yeah days off",1
"damn, I need chocolate and I'm pretty sure there's none in the house",0
Holmes sweet Holmes,1
Is talkin to Lindsey,1
@SurlyAmy Thanks for the plug  We'll miss you!!,1
@assbach yeah ... jump around  http://post.ly/hOt,1
"Going through depression. Although it's only been 1 day, this is the longest I've been without my car.  http://twitpic.com/5603v",0
@xSpotlighted Exacally  Urgh and she asked me if I'll make her a skin :L Fxck her x,0
"It's raining and I feel like sleeping.  Aww, how I love the RAIN! Happy daaay~~ Even though my camera and tablet's broken, i feel cheery!~",1
@britkoz hahah shit mine too..when i warmed it up i could see how unhealthy it really was but i enjoyed every morsal lol an come back!!,0
Friends.  don't fight.,0
"Going to sleep, tomorrow school ¬ i hate school! ahg ,and then dentist,Goodnight everyone! sweet dreams",1
loves the film Sabrina,1
@UmbroTX YAY I love it!!!  plus you are never on,0
at Emerging Media giving Craig his screen back & cannot tell you how much the computer at home sucks with its old monitors back now,0
Rational Development Tool Suite comes on top?  Hrmm...that seems strange - http://bit.ly/nU7wb...need to register,0
Finally heading to the roger smith hotel,1
@marcynewman,0
@officialnjonas yes i belive u guys are keeping it real ! love to hear from you  -Jordan,1
Honey and lime the best recipie for a sore throat  good night tweetas!,1
Good Morning Twit Fam!!! Woke Up smiling again today,1
@kerosky  I buy the cheapest good thing  thats why I got a mac mini,1
@MGiraudOfficial Do you have to sing songs you already did on the show? If I could see you play live I would want to hear something new.,1
Yu know it was a good night when yu wake up naked ahahahahahhahaha,1
"Noooooooooooooooo... I have lost my art essay for Friday's exam, I NEVER LOSE THINGS",0
"@ashhhleigh Tell your dad that he got ahold of Kev, not sure if he's coming yet.  But 6:30's still on don't ditch me! I'm making trifle!",1
I cry over everything. I'm such a cry baby.,0
@gaby013 really why?,0
@jayslice i stand by that  shes adorable,1
Holy cripes...I could've set a timer on the lifespan of the guppy Gaby (my niece) just brought home today.  Didn't even last a day.,0
here I am again so hungry I can't move,0
Evening of snark - well needed,1
@handholds more like what isn't wrong.  i miss you!,0
I hope all you SoCal ladies are okay!  <3,1
@chaotixfusion Am doing fine  how r u?? hope u'll have a great day :-D,1
HEY!  i dont know how to use this ._.,1
"Oh, duh. I changed my password - THAT's why ping.fm wasn't posting to twitter.  You guys missed a weeks' worth of updates.",0
@femmetality lol o yeah im sad,0
tell your friends to follow me!  going to work now! be back at 3,1
Yo Tweeps whats up? It's been a good day. Took the dog for a walk. so that was fun.,1
"@achillesmama Yum yum!  Have a great day, Bonnie.  Just tweeting off. Hope to tweet with you tomorrow",1
@retraspect haha I love what I like about you also! It's sooo hilarious!,1
"Shoot, I need to find a crock-pot recipe for ladies night in.  Have prior engagement right before so can't go with usual donation",0
Earrings promotion was a blast!  Thank you all!  New additions coming up on Monday. Stay tuned!,1
http://twitpic.com/6g4p5 Impromptu lunch with Pankaj & Katie... Indian delights,1
@leimademedothis im up! im up! i tried to stay up. i swear  twitter acct went crazy. ok now but want fun dealing w.it,1
@DonnieWahlberg 2 much on my head,0
Eckred Turkey sausage and blueberry bagel!!! Late breakfast i know....maybe some Mamosa!,1
Slept a total of 6 hours in 3 days! On a bad insomniac run,0
"The leg of my murano glass horse broke!  I'm trying to super-glue it back on, but it's not working out.",0
Just finished up with Reserve weekend.  Wow! What a busy couple of days.  Looking forward to vacation in 2 days.,1
@ZoMagic oo that's whatz up....I'm about start gettin ready for work,0
@DJSMOOK I love that Andy is back too. I used to watching them back in the day. Remember the "Stare Down",1
healing a broken heart,0
I hate GANZ!!!!!!!  I hate so much  And now what?,0
can we run today!? i have to go to sh this week. & maybe u could come & help me with math on tuesday?? i love you! hope ur sleeping good!,1
@questlove WTH! && Ships Sink too... LOL~ XOXO,1
Some days you just have to be honest with yourself and admit you missed the move...,0
@twittervlog  my thoughts exactly.,1
is reliving freshman year with irene aka looking at pics/videos...i'll post some up soon,1
@KerryCATTELL just woke up what did you get up to last night  x,1
@Scarborough_UK I know - it started out lovely but now a big darl cloud has covered the sun,0
We just got caught riding dirty !  fuckkk the police !,0
i am very disappointed at president Obama for not wanting to help Iran.this may be the only chance for iran to have freedom,0
@oriondc damn! mines still three and half months away!,0
still in grapevine. bought some dolce glasses  .:pray4him:.,1
internet connection still laggy  tech support didnt answer for 3 days now ...,0
Happy 6 month anniversary baby  I love you!,1
So sick  mo work for me today.,0
My attempt at egg-in-a-hole was FAIL.  Wish @percussivebunny were here to make me one.,0
@__LIN__ we are delivering tortillas,1
"Boo, the Golden Gun is sick & not coming out to play tonight  oh well, c'est la vie!",0
"@JakeJacobsVI oh, lol. oops....well have a good day. im eating lunch at the moment",1
@petit_elefant That sounds great! Jealous,1
its been a goood night  hahahaaa nytnyt girlssssss xoxoxoxo,1
"kill it. dang! head stucked in fridge, looking 4 sumthin 2 eat. kinda pathetic thing 2 do... result of a 24h boredom phase",0
"omg, some colleagues are discussing why another employee was allowed to move his desk because of some plants in his view.  they are great!",1
@fossiloflife hehehe.. naw.. i think i'm comin down with a fever,0
"(@Restrictor) Oh, and I forgot an important birthday today: @MrsRestrictor is [redacted] years old today.",1
I had a mango on friday! and then one for every day :3 i ran out on sunday  Billy: That means you had 3 mangoes! Vemo: mangoes r awesome,0
"@julieunplugged i have been outside, being human, enjoying the spring  and back off i go!",1
i feel really unwell  got cold. going to search for something.,0
"Saturday night with the bros. Love being the only girl in the room, despite all the bullies",1
Great night last night,1
Sun rays are burning my bed blankets. Time to pile them at the closet depths. I officially declare Summer has arrived!,1
shout out to my bff kat for calling me mon.  the bright spot of my b-day,1
chemistry!,0
You know what's gay? I get a double off last tm but then i have to come back again later for a cello lesson.,0
"07:44 - I want Breakfast, but have to wait till 9:30 cos I have to have fasting bloods taken today   damned diabetes",0
It's not fair no one I like tours England,0
@mileycyrus aren't you exited to come to Argentina ?,0
I'm out! the rain already stopped. see you around tweeps!,1
"@jesocute YEAHH!! He's damn cutteeeexzxzxz. Lol, I'm broke okay",0
Atlantic City tonight w.my babes  txt me if you wana go,1
No Doubt's sold out.,0
Well that's what it looked like anyway. Still good though  xo,1
4 day weekend is over  Back to work today for 3 days,0
"I need to party soooon , only 10 more days til london",1
@chidread no prob...,1
"@jon_read @tpphotography  1 up already, http://bit.ly/2Y5Gli but I keep finding more errors the more I look at it  Might take it down.",0
@darkhorizons All the guys who saw the movies in theaters are old now,0
LOL! Talking about @sockington on BTN Daily on ABC 1,1
@jpearsme your welcome haha. I always sleep at like 1 on weekdays anyway  just tryta get some sleep though haha. Night. <33 you too Ri ...,1
just got back from the beach.. all burned up..,1
My best friend is drifting away from me and I dont know what to do!,0
"Looking forward Guy Kawasaki's “Start Something� event Being Proactive, Positive, Entrepreneurial, & Successful ... http://bit.ly/nBEkm",1
All my joints are hurting.   I think I've been working too much and not resting enough lately.,0
@xoxoMarianna I would gladly go! but my VISA just expired  I love LONDON,0
@NoelClarke Awwwwwwwwwwww......Happy Birthday to The Kid!,1
"i just spent, like, a full hour creepin' up on a bunny. it turned out to be just a pile of horse poo.",0
As if I couldn't eat more than 1/3 of a chocolate bar.  The craving has finally deteriorated!,1
Errands then heading to the Ring for another good workout,1
Erg!  Nails in car tires really suck.    and I'm such a girl when it comes to that stuff.,0
thinks that twitter is a kind of diary.. who's agree??,1
@dfizzy if you can,1
@at0mic If you have any questions about our services I'd be happy to help,1
@everhostile I'm so sorry to hear that!,0
@jjonesie  if you're reaching for miller at least make it high life!,1
@UpWorks yay!  Noticed.  Need to wake up now,1
@OnyaMag You will have email shortly as soon as my attachment decides to attach itself to the email,1
ssssooooo sssssaaaadddd! i have 4 days before a freind who i care about VERY much is moving away FOREVER!,0
@lpostlethwaite no I wish. Just a van that comes round. We missed him,0
@alexnobert one thing is good enough for me. friendship retained!,1
"I'm SO sorry twiter, I really am // today was a great day // he's amazing <3 // I miss him",0
@watchingsunsets;; and I feel so bad because I was being mean to her.  ) I`ll tell you something weird k.,0
@laraduckytay Never heard that.,0
@lkutner yay im really looking forward to it to. deadly. roll on 5.30!!!  x,1
@peterfacinelli awwwh that would have been the best birthday present (june 30) to see Rob Defranco in the bikini. but i will be in Spain,0
y cant relationships be easy but then again thats life,0
@iphoneincanada & @allthingsconnor sorry for your loss tonight guys,0
@sparklingarrest heyyya thanks for following me  im Simone by the way,1
@couturesteph awwwwe jill asked me to switch shifts with her...so she will be closing tonight instead of me.,0
@aus10 No taylor-related stuff?   (aus10 live > http://ustre.am/2Oyf),1
@kriesse i like your new shoes,1
omg it's 2 o clock already :O work in 2 hours,0
Finally getting ready,1
gotta be in brandon at 9:15 tomorrow for a doctors appointment,0
"awake, thanks, wonderful, best night ever, I love not sleeping! yay  I have the best life",1
Last of the gadget show until August,0
@Acaciax3: we tried,0
@wastethisnight  I wish I would've came over I did nothing. and omgz i think evan taubenfeld is here tomorrow but he wont tell me where!,0
@BonjourVous ands its curious how watching the news can bring you down,0
Going shopping,0
just finished studying... i actually might do well on finals!  now going to watch one tree hill... is it weird if i am obsessed?!,1
"@AleciaLouise I checked , looks cool",1
@EmrysTetu maybe soon it will peek it's head out. Maybe even today?,1
He just got back on the road & I miss him already,0
@TheRealBillyRay  Have a great show BillyRay!,1
Kenzieance banquet tonight really excited to spend one last time with my team..there will definitely be crying tonight. bye seniors,0
@Ashymon =O OMG Thats so lousy  I'm sorry Ashy *hugs*,0
Anyone want to talk? I'm having a bad day,0
Out last night for the first time in ages and have a banging headache today. Hate bank hol mondays,0
"@ubermint dont be scared :p twitter takes some work, download tweetdeck to use instead, its easier to navigate",1
@WirelessRage aw Man I wanted a free case!  lol,0
oh.... and good morning btw  ....lol i got kayla today!.... i wanted to show her some stuff from my childhood... like dumbo! like....,1
@seliiim you get a concept here !,1
@janefonda http://twitpic.com/6q59l - I see you peaking through...great pic!  Thanks for sharing,1
"@JoelGuelph I have more than one bike, but one's on loan, and the other has a broken axle  Maybe a third is necessary?!",0
@RosalieHalegirl Thanks,1
"@Azeleen Well, tis true, and we all know it  Awwwwwwwwwww...",1
Weirrrddoo.. Lg sebel tp harus berada di satu tempat dan on meeting.. Huh!,0
@tejano76 @Jeziqua Hi there take it easy  on my man. He's cool and says he's smiling a lot more,1
@tashatwine im on orange at it seems to work so im happy haha  and oh dear... i look forward to all your.. um.. spamming?,1
ive just set up this twitter and i have nooo idea how to use it haha,1
@adammshankman AMAZING show tonight! Hard to figure who might be going home. #sytycd Sad you won't be back for so long.,0
Getting ready to go to a funeral service.,0
Here at work @ E Hospital. no patients   this place is a hotbed of scandal and gossip. lol,0
Had a great time at my very first Cubs game.  Even won a free pizza delivered directly to my seat!  Too bad we lost though.,0
@mileycyrus your gonna win both awards tonight because your fans love you and voted as much as they could!,1
"Young girl shot by #Basij her name was #neda , http://bit.ly/Oxn1J is video of her dying  #IranElection",0
"So, I guess I'm not going to Colombia anymore.  Fucking sucks.",0
can't wait to start voice-twittering with his new VodafoneCap soon.,1
@kirstiealley im not liking this non tweeting from you!,0
@FlipperXten Good luck with the tests,1
@GentsOFortune Urgh yeah we found out that multiple meshes just aren't happening here too  And skin weights only sometimes.,0
spent all day visiting people in the hospital...i'm such a do-gooder...j/k,1
@cmlp  it's everyone..,0
"@ChadMichMurray i absolutely adore u  & i love your Work.  One tree hill Won't be the same without u  ,",0
stash is taking a little longer to heal than we expected,0
My hair is merry and I'm gonna reach clarke quay soon. Omg I shouldn't have let the house so early.  this is sooo unlike me to be early..,0
"@samicappola its fine, you dont need to go.  kben :]",1
@elizabethdinh unacceptable ;) oh and good luck finding a ride to work tomorrow,1
trying to study..but im going out of my mind!!  so i decided to check this out and sign up,1
"Finally got my background to work! Goodnight, Twits",1
Missing Jacks & Mottu very much,0
damn... drop by 2  86. opera.com,0
@empressmile did you get in a car accident?  hope all is well! #unfollowdiddy <--lol,0
@maryyex oh non  its noooot coool!,0
Avril Lavigne-Fall to pieces.  [good song] sounds like me,1
"@zssz Yes, Apache Labs wants its own XMPP server because the wave is growing. Good news",1
omg my computers are sooooo gay.  i cant even play a simple game,0
@jaderoberts91 this is the only time I want it to rain in the morning so it doesn't wake me up! No luck this morning though,0
work from 12-5p...then out with chad   come to the store to buy shiny things!,1
going to the mall with nadia and tierney (= bye twitter . for now,1
"@dcmaxqueen if I could translate, I totally would. I don't know anyone that speaks clear italian though",0
i dont like this weather one bit,0
eating mcdonalds and watching b work out!  yum! I need to start working out. flabs do not look good on the beach! lols,1
well off to sleep i must go,1
Slightly sunburned  amazing seeing as how often I'd hose down in sunscreen,0
Feeling miserable with hayfever taking over my life and crippling cramps,0
I want to ring Mark.  it's such a nice day and i'm working.,0
"seriously happy that summers in two weeks. never had a 6am wake up for classes ever in my life, and i never will again.",1
#1 reason why I wouldn't like the New Moon trailer - Laurent obviously doesn't confront Bella in "Edward's Meadow",0
Happy National DOUGHNUT Day!  Did Everyone Make it to Dunkin Donuts?,1
"Ican't get over the fact how gorg Leighton is; also i can't fucking hear ANYTHING in english  and they're not translating, but COMMENTING!",0
"@ravenalexis when I watched Titanic, I cried so hard I threw up. And the throw up tasted like Tobasco",0
Aw. So close. Poor Trish...,0
@ifyoucdenise I MISS YOU!,0
walking into the side of the desk hurts,0
sooo nice out. and i gotta go to work,0
"Waking up to a new home space, @TheKiwiKat going to work with his little lunch box me going to a film comany launch this week  life good",1
loves free HBO!,1
chillin across the river thinking about nick i really hope it last!!,1
Gallery Furniture burned tonight!,0
headin to bed -- early night for meee,1
You're the first people I've admitted it to. I don't really do properly feeling down like this.  Certainly not without good reason.,0
At the pool with Mallie,1
@ijustine ME! please please please please  #gimmefailwhale,1
My dad just called me and said he got in a car crash. He's in bad shape.,0
"girlfriend having surgery tomorrow, let's hope this does get rid of the goddamned abscess",0
lmao @ my best female friend just gettin outta jail talmbout '' I need u to take me shoe shoppin when I come to Miami'' Phone lost signal,1
getting ready to go out,1
Out with Asia,1
I totally am perturbed about the people who show up @ my apt... hmm.. Ill be nice,1
"i hate not talking to you, and the fact that you'll probably never forgive me...",0
@Imiz yes that really helped!  so are you expecting/acceoting guests?,1
Weird people keep following me.. :/ Dont worry if you can read this your not weird. I blocked the weird ones  lol,1
"@kendravvv Nooo, it doesn't work whether I have it or not. My mom forgot to pay my phone bill again and she can't pay it from work",0
But where is the Sun ? Defnitly France is not California and CD is a poor 20 years technology,1
@artbyjaz well she does everything with style,1
at work today and it's actually sunny outside!,0
I think I've od-ed on 4od,0
@bananafancy too much spamming re ..  u almost flooded by twitter page ..  everywhr i m seeing a banana ..,1
@roxtarrr have to watch it at home - no sound here,0
@litlestar23 yeeessss...she is so close,1
i need feedback regarding design / setup of www.domaincontest.com --- please note it's still in early stages...thx,1
Can't find my fuccin headphones.... Smh @ me !!!!! Damn my fuccin headphones !!,0
says aaaaw  karma majorly dropped since my last visit. darn it. http://plurk.com/p/12ks1q,0
missing the shuttle launch,0
@atighehchi Are you suggesting that presidents haven't yet lowered their standards enough? LOL,1
Learning how to do contracts... I wanna go back to the 300....,0
@prosperitygal Thanks so much!,1
Sitting in the shade cooling off... Getting ready to go home and see my sweetie,1
@joobz i will bore you to death unless you have something to say,0
just got her Krispy Kremes  Yummmmy!!! i'll put a pic up in a sec! Xx,1
disappointed! I forgot to tweet something really inappropriate @graphicphantom yelled in whole foods yesterday & now I can't remember it.,0
@backseatgoodbye I nearly peed my pants when I saw you are coming to Boston on the 15th! I will be there,1
with my bestfriend @taylormonet23,1
@ladyofsalzburg @randomflowers I ENVY YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!! We never have anything Filo related here,0
browsing other tweeters training times for #bupa10k and gulping a bit. I was pleased with 50 mins,0
Recovering from Jo's sold out week in Irvine + celebrating Jeff's birthday,1
@NixiePixel http://twitpic.com/7j4si - Haha now im glad I got on twitter and followed you!  I commented your youtube for a while befo ...,1
On hour 4 of studying for my abnormal psychology exam and I officially know absolutely nothing,0
it's time to go home...... bye all  have a nice day good day,1
@Spoonsie @vojha @TidyCat "June is for Winners" begins tomorrow.,1
@sanasaleem did you got the Danger Mouse (DM)  - i mis that cartoon,0
good morning Angels ... muito charlie's Angels kkkk it's #Friday yeayyyy muita coisa pra resolver no office,1
on my way to JFK! I'm already missing my man!,0
headin' to louisville,1
@green_architect I had the same but for good reason.  Hope you feel better though ♥,0
"@LadyPlacebo i knowww! can you say, shopping!?!??",1
I think @pucegreen has had slightly to much caffeine today......and she going to buy me a present later..whoop whoop...34 tomorrow,0
@mydefposse i don't think socks can do that though,0
"@nicksantino I'm like, 10 feet away from you",1
@whosonbqwr  hello there,1
"@MandyyJirouxx MANDY!!!  IT WON'T LET ME VOTE  I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN'T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX",0
"@bostonmarketer No problem, I'm heading out of town too...",1
@madeofhoney1 k well thats not everything then!  can i see ur journal :/ i love you,0
@CallyGage you know that  i think we shall be seeing you on sunday! reunion,0
"at aimees graduation party with @kerabear, kristin, carly and meagan and all the other girls  i wove my best friends.",1
Halfwit can't go,0
"Sorry tweeps, cant tweet 2day... Internet down!!!!",0
"Now, THAT's a cool link to download all those videos from Youtube  http://bit.ly/1228Mf",1
I hate eating too much? it's making my stomach go upset,0
@yoadrian29 your very welcome,1
@loudej LOL... thanks...,1
had a great day  tomorrow will be amazing!,1
"We're moving onto a new server! Its going to take a week or two.  We might have to start over again,  awww.",0
"currently watching "Perfume: The Story of a Murderer", based on the novel by patrick süßkind. kind of well done. oh and i am half naked",1
"@esskeimusic  for sure, not even opening, maybe same bill - somethin like Virgin fest",1
"Lazy day today, can't find the motivation to do much of anything.",0
@HHumes HEYYYYYYY PERVYY DUDEEEE,1
New blinds in my room. lost my sk batt + shuffle charger,0
I miss SEBASTIN LIM CHUN FAAAAA! WHERE ARE YOU!!!  - http://tweet.sg,0
Made it to the car and already feel like I can't handle it,0
gas crossed $3/gallon in Redmond again.,0
The Drama Troupe on Wish has left the neighborhood!  No more Romeo & Juliette on the front lawn,0
probably not gonna sleep tonight. too much.,0
bored. frustrated. uggh.,0
@Char_line uh oh. why would mum say something like that? NY is fun,1
Just searched for my hometown Shepton Mallet on #WolframAlpha it came up with a nice map and data. Very clever search engine,1
@joeymcintyre can  you need to use it in a sentence.,1
"Ok this sucks, I'm still feeling under the weather, but, i'm soldering on. I'm in the office today. Sunday night I had a 103 deg temp.",0
@nadinee its an old 1950s one with drawers and scratches and I love it,1
@celiaistall OMGSH IS THAT THE ISENGARD THING? oh well ima find out,1
"@ThaisNyholt Oh, yes, I do not like the Jerk",1
Fwelin great  <L.W.R.>,1
@rogerlyn just listening to the songs of Taylor Swift !,1
@youngq mine is about dead too,0
@KhloeKardashian i was on hold..Ashley     MY PHONE LOST SERVICE!!!!,0
@Halliwellicious perche?,0
@PurposeFailed you know youve made it when my music player finds your cover art for your songs,1
@Chad_Lad I am good thanks. working hard! the boss is in my office today  how are you?,0
Applebees does not carry cheese cake,0
@drewmg Sorry to hear it.,0
@mistymaggie Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
@GeordieEK  did you see a mirror?... im so sorry you had to see tht,0
Watching Nick&Norahs Infinite Playlist and feeling like poo  I wish Michael Cera was on Twitter!,0
I am certainly feeling pretty good about everything!!!!  I'm gonna miss the sweetness this weekend.,0
Another consulting call done  A lot of people seem to be interested in Verisign & ICANN these days.,1
@andreaurbanfox Your #fail troll didn't like me. Oh well. I am sure there will be more.,1
Sister grace's message made my day! Looking forward to see her little solomon this sunday! (I hope.),1
jared leto has a beard now omg so hot,0
#myweakness genuine people,1
now i see the thunderstorms ...lolll crazy amounts of rain in good ol' london ontario  guess that means no drive in tonight!!!   hmmm.....,1
@stfallen fav'd. will check when on a pc,1
@Rangerita I knowwww  Monday? Yes?,0
@myfabolouslife LMAO be nice,1
@pinkzpingkan huaahh.. cukup seruu Pinkz.. tapi cuapek euy.. nanti mau post poto2 di fb abis diedit2..sekarang.. tidur duluu,1
"@davinington Ya that was MY SONG last summer, i was riding that shit eeeeeverywhere! lol but what you know Wayne?",1
"They're gonna make a movie about you..the broke & homeless law student wears gucci"~My momma,0
sooo pleased the sun is shining today! garden here I come,1
sleep.... why do you avoid me?,0
Al Roker made my day and Spencer and Heidi need to shut up.  They are everything that's wrong with America.,1
"@scarletdgn23 ha! Sounds good to me, but (don't hurt me) I think Qdoba is better. Annnd, we should get together soon.",1
titanic!,1
bye bye @brittyhaynes and Ava.  See you in a month.,0
"Grrrr, can't book my flights online from Thomsonfly, there has been something wrong with their site for days",0
Bloody hell! Just found out I can only enter the US 30 days before classes start i.e. August - there go my summer plans,0
@nessaholic Ur paGe iz CooL!!   ThanKz 4 tha aDD!! =0),1
"@RustedParadox yesss, exactly",0
is loving the soundtrack of GLEE more and more.,1
http://twitpic.com/6d6e1 - A piece of heaven. Lush Sex bomb with a homemade treat,1
@deegeebee ohhh! Painful. Sending good healing thoughts your way.,1
@makeupgrl LOL...u know it's true!! so how's the preparation for tonight coming along?? I'm still bummed I can't make it!!  LOL,0
"@MODELCHICK Yeah Ma now we down on the twitter tip, cools",1
found his missing jeans but has now lost a hoodie  also found a shirt he didnt even know was missing.,0
Painting my nails ; black ; or mybirthday tommorow,1
@EviLovesMcFly : yes.  xx,1
"ghostbusters looks pretty different on the two different consoles, not cool  http://www.lensoftruth.com/?p=10974",0
Finishing up these boxes before we move. 11 more days of work until summer I love being a teacher,1
About to start packing. Not looking forward to it,0
The sun has gone  but i'm getting loads done & it's still friday,0
@fatbellybella girl I didnt find it yet...Im tryna think where the hell I put it!!...,0
"i miss my birds, i hope you r.i.p. coconut and sandy",0
Ugh. Even the most exciting papers get boring after hours of cramming.,0
@onelovecali i hear ya  it can be curse and a blessing,1
@trixie360 zombie wrangler sounds like fun. I don't have halo wars.,0
@jordanknight I am definitely all in!    Those who didnt go should really find a way to make it@,1
@lindsay56 Yeah. Mexico. And a turkey site posted in out little chat thing.,1
"At the end of the day we all have the exact same problems and you just got to live with it. Anyways, I'm just talking to my bestfriend",1
@HAILSKINS Not seeing it,1
Scared of thunder!!!!!!,0
"@KickOH sure am, not for long though fella!",0
@kathleenjeanne: Oh could u print those directions for me?,0
@JumboEmpanadas Too bad you have to be a US resident to win.,0
wehay! my first dodgy solo album. http://www.re-e.net/gtl.html,1
@smi11er Shhhh or they'll all want to move here,1
still at the hospital with my grandma  Sigh...,0
@williger No  I have to work my 9-5.,0
"I miss Jordy Wordy  ew, its father's day.",0
at work eating muffins and drinkin an Arizona gotta lay off the Starbucks and Redbull,0
Listening to Metal Shop at Mooneys!! All is good,1
@taylorswift13 LOL I bet yur cat will love it,1
@mellyford why didn't u just stay n the bay area? Modesto is NOT the bay. Who n the hell told u to go out there? Damn Melly,0
"There's like a marathon of CSI Miami on now...sweet dreams  ps: I think David Caruso haunts my fantasies. Is that weird?  Yeah, it is...",1
No sure jel at the local winn dixie   No sure jel at walmart.  No jars anywhere.  Anybody know a good mailorder supplier?,0
Good play!!,1
THE CLIMB- MILEY CYRUS,1
@nuuro call me when ya get here dude!,1
@thecamerokid ~noooooo! U bet not!,0
Why do we have to pay £3.40 *on top of* our monthly subscription to watch movies online at Lovefilm? What a waste of time!,0
"Forcing myself to get out of the bed, gotta go look at a puppy for my gpa's birthday  I want one!!",0
@SimplyStar aww poor u!  at least the twitter part is still working right?,0
any bb / bb bold users can help me fig out how to sync my phone/mac? pocket mac wont work  (pls rt),0
not having much luck finding the perfect hols,0
@haydeee what part of b. hale are you at? i need an update in that so bad but i thing the author is stuck.,0
Sweet.. The ladies selling saris just set up next to me. And jewelry is across the way. This could be dangerous.  I am big India fan!,1
Just off the phone with @angiasaa. Feeling nostalagic about hyderabad and the frequent LJ meets.,0
Aarghh! Overslept! Stupid alarm! Now I'm gonna be running 45 minutes late the entire day!,0
@tenthmuse Jealous! My gas has been off since Friday due to a leak and I have yet to see/hear from the maitenance guy,0
"This is just too good. http://snipurl.com/j700c Bing.com has certainly beaten Google, at least in one domain",1
I feel like watching The Life Aquatic. But I don't own it,0
off to Rømø today! ... 1 kilometer beach,1
L0L why do girls go SO HARD for a guy tht CLEARLY dsnt respect them. they try&front for the world but deep down THEY KNOW.I feel sry 4 em,0
Wayyy too late,0
u give me fever  booo this is not the way to spend a vacation,0
@JustinMGaston Me too! I had to go home from a sleepover because of my watery eyes!,0
my feet hurt after 5 hrs of standing. ya Allah !    it was ok.. alhamdulillah..,0
than I asked them if they can lend me a camera and they said yes but it's a sorry camera! FML im leaving to Las Vegas in 3 weeks,0
Really wanted to hang out after #pdxcodecamp but really need to try to get this migraine under control,0
@tweetchristeen haha i don't even go shops anymore  omg i'm gna go next week come with.,0
Sitting in traffic without my ipod,0
Owen can't get home for TITP,0
"@BrookeIsBananas haha I just realized we have almost the same name, the one I really wanted didn't fit",0
hopped over to a bird to say hello but every time i got near it just flew off,0
@etunez aww... Sounds good... Hope you enjoy yourself,1
"@walkingfungus Thanks for the info, Jeff!",1
Tom is finally back in his apartment after a trip to West London and back - Thanks Richard,1
"@GadyMayen If you have the budget, go for the MB Aluminum. They are using DDR3 RAM, which are faster. And MB Alu is lighter too!",1
@tee_gee I can't see your avi either.,0
@StephenForce Good morning! Be careful with those media flights! People are almost dying of extreme jealousy.,1
@tabithasofia  twitter party ONTD FFAF style bb,1
The Spring Break blues have hit. I'm so bored I ran out of photos to manip and captioned tweets.,0
Listening to old songs out of your iTunes collection can end up being very depressing.  Time for bed before I listen to more   :-/,0
typetees.com tees just arrived! Love them. I am already thinking of my next order!,1
"At work, worrying about my poor baby girl whom we are going to have to wake-up every couple of hours tonight.",0
@cbrock2 and i unfortunately did not get wicked tickets (they only give out 20),0
"I'm glad to be home, but I wish I was still in Toronto",0
@Enyhustla i cant cos the download link has expired,0
@Eco_Explorer thanks for following!,1
It's really hot outside!,0
im working ALONE tonight...i have no idea what im doin at this new place...hopefully i leave the store still standing at 9,0
Ugh.....Summer Exams Coming Up.....      Maths is worrying me!,0
"@shawndibble No, not aware of anything for Chuck or Doctor Who fans like @bsgrewind and @scifimovienight. No new #DRWHO til 2010",0
"Really worried for my mom's safety. Somebody fix violence in the world, please. Thx. (via @majidrazvi)",0
"@fraggleoncrete why limit your story to 140 ch. Tell all what is annoying you at www.iamsoannoyed.com ,it will help relieve your stress",1
Am i all alone??    Twitter is about twittering. so do it!,0
im not excited for camp nomores due to the shit weather. and mossimo is having a mid season season omfgggg.,0
http://twitpic.com/6ewg9 - i loved this guy!!,0
Drivin' home right now. I have to write an essay today,0
"@skyegiggles OMG, I never replied to you (blush)-my apologies! We pulled it per ped GI out of curiosity...turns out he was onto something",0
"@flome thx, yeah this makes sense  but finally i know how i can save everything with allmenu ...",1
flying solo tonight.,1
so I wake up to find that the creeeeepy Fios mexicans have migrated to my yard. No pool for me today,0
"@adamtarca just got home... How did I know you'd reply like instantly!!! LOL heading to bed now, early star on the hw tomorrow",0
"@smeddy99 atm, in my world, it is 0047",1
@lidiamarie Those days are the worst. I hope tomorrow is better for you,1
@ilustfashion i think everyone's home this saturday night. haha DIBIDIS!!!,1
@aweekes yes. I got the new app and the new os and it's been acting up.  and it sucks cuz I like twitterena.,0
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhbish,0
"Planning lots of summer @junction49 sessions whilst listening to @passionpit... ahh. Full of cold today... need a duvet, soup and cuddles",0
@craftedgems thanks.  Might give it a whirl this w/e. But ankle is still dodgy so don't know. Bike is fine but long walking gets it aching,1
@DNDGod lol silly,1
must go do some work i guess  back later xxx,0
"Aww, today I got my first drive-by catcall! I wish I knew what they had said",0
"@storagebod rofl I'm loving that, also my personal fave when stressed "Just STFU and do your work"",1
@Marc_USLA we always go there,0
Please noooo...Dave Gahan has cancer scare,0
@camillabetty damn straight it is! who needs qualifications when you've got a nice colour to your skin,1
@kevinhouchin ...you have a local *bear*? As in a real one? AWESOME,1
The Hills is over for another week..,0
@ronaldojunior ROTFL!!! This was absolutely fantastic!!! It's amazing what creativity and some free time can do!!!,1
@JamesWatkinsNZ barbara schmarbra! We ended up coming 3rd... So we were the second losers,0
@fan4lyf yeah haha! ahh i'm so excited,1
@KatInsane Aw thank you  Hopefully it'll be real real reaalll soon,1
on the way home after bowling in prom clothes,1
@ashleytisdale that was an awesome moment! congrats ashley!,1
@farwyde you don't even know where that jelly belly's been.,0
@goldiestarling  I wish I had hands like you. I'll let my man try next time lol I'm awful with a paint brush.. you on the other hand....,0
this day,1
@mamitamala I don't know!  I stayed up a little reading about MTV thing.  Then looked at Zachary Quinto.  But none of that... I dunno.,0
"is still waiting on america new, chances are looking slim  a summer working in somerfield again!",0
"@jlee_ Oh, new avatar! Nice surprise  Perhaps this elephant should be skulked around for a bit, even tho it's in the middle of the room?",1
summer school packets suuckkk,0
"#CBCRadio2's stream is coming in wacked at the office. Keeps stopping randomly, then picking back up. I want my classical music.",0
Watching a movie laterrr!   // cool http://gykd.net,1
@celestialpoet I'm thinking I'll watch The Devil Wears Prada next,1
Out of boxes....,0
LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!  finally a new one,1
Well I feel like vomiting. And it's from being so damn nervous. I don't want to hurt anyone  I just want everyone to be happy..can't do it,0
"@One_Call - Awh that sucks :l I'm doing homework and watching hilarious videos on Youtube. x) Besides that, what else are you doing JJ?",1
"I'm broadcasting live via Qik, come watch  http://qik.com/video/1765429",1
@GingerDoesGolf It was such a GREAT day out.. got to play 18 as well ...!!! even a bad dayof golf beats a great day at work,1
"Hey" was on Music Choice! But they spelled @mitchelmusso's name wrong...  SUCH a good song tho!!,0
@ksharrington good luck!!!!! I'm going to come stalk you some weekend,1
wow twitter is so bad oh well im sick of myspace so ill try this for a while,0
@mitchelmusso you should launch your cd in brazil!,0
"Getting samosas, pakora, and drinks at Maharaja... Mariners lost in 10th.",0
@MustLoveLaura yayyyyy.. That shall be inked into my planner  text me right now though. My phone lost all my numbers.. So I can save it,1
"wowwwww, Adam Levine is in the Target ad",1
"@NatalieBejarano I loathe throwing up, too. And feelin like some1 kickin you sucks  @ least got a laugh @ my ranting n raving. j/p TTYS!",0
"@gerardway you've been away from the twetteradiccion for a while xD, how are u? the Pig flu haven't attack yet? a lot of work?",1
"@marciahoeck sorry, my mom says i can't       she thinks some guy is gonna stalk me or something",0
@TootingJo @emmadawson What? No TootingJo this evening? I has a sad now,0
(@msyvonnelin) note to self: no more caffeinated drinks after 3PM...,0
oh snap thass right! twitter bout to shut down! good thing i decided to get Trapped In the Closet!,1
love this song  | Billy Joel – My Life  ♫ http://blip.fm/~8aqn5,1
Hate this dam rain ruining my day,0
"I forgot to cancel the notifications on my mac/phone so they've been reminding me of how I'm NOT going so see Deez Nuts tonight, all day.",0
Torn btwn UP and Drag Me to Hell. Although I may just chuck all that and just go drinking at Red Brick Station...,1
"nicw weather gone, here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory........................",0
@kel7alpha  I know... I know...  I just like to makes stuff easy... yer getting old... just trying to make the ship sail smooth for ya...,1
@xxandip I hope so! I'm really looking forward to the summer  Are you doing anything special this summer?,1
Cavs & Magic...deff house rivalry for the next week or so. Class this morning and hopefully lake later today. Sunshine please stay out,1
"Thank you so much for making my day, i love you guys.  @callmejors @belittledweirdo.",1
@Jfavreau Well we got the goods (sometimes) Red Wings provide it most of the time   Thanks for reading and commenting!,1
"girls just want to have fun! lol, definatly blasting the cindy lauper and singing in the car",1
waking up EARLY bc of a FAIL last night,0
@nickybyrneoffic its crap weather in uk aswel so,0
Reading  Text me <3,1
Officially writing for Examiner.com! (San Antonio) Look out for my updates!,1
@jolenepoh Eh! You posted it on your blog! Oh i thought you upgraded to 3g so you sold off your 2g,1
can't believe her 5 year old DAUGHTER is sat watching the F1 with her dad-theres no chance of me watching the 'enders omnibus now,0
"@Loh_grace Grace , Happy Birthday too!",1
hi! its me!!!!!   how are you today???????? i ma really fine!! see you next ime    xoxo,1
I have just woken up but its way to hot in my room to go back to sleep so i turned the fan i borrowed from down stairs to cool down,1
is going to read Howl's Moving Castle which is awesome,1
has a sore voice,0
So sick! Stupid vacation  fever swollen throat FML,0
@Victor_Lucas I was supposed to be at that party  Have a drink for me!,0
"@mileycyrus I wish I could be there I tried to win tickets, but I'm pretty sure I didn't.  Now its to late for me to put in a leave chit!",0
@Red_Devil11 she's still coughing...she hasnt gotten worse but she hasnt gotten better,0
@juzgalvez Hahaha! Don't be scared. They need fresh minds and you're it.,1
i'm sick   and i'm definitely not enjoying this time of college as much as i'm supposed to....,0
"@dyllyfilms haha you should've seen it, it was terrible!  i definitely need parking lessons",0
http://twitpic.com/6gq1b - Gooood Mornin!,1
"@bebiv Oh sorry! I don't know how I missed that! :S Nope, don't think so!",0
@KILLMELOVE ohhh.. i see.. just because he is quiet?,1
@SeoMemphis I'm so happy that we were able to help you out.  Who wants to give their money away?,1
@cheerios81 no way!! Nice!  next weekend we are all going to swim at margit! Wish you could come!,1
@oldstorm I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
@padfootly my internets is gheyyyyy,0
Yall pray for me!,0
"Nothing like turning a 6 hour train journey into a 7 hour journey, eh?",0
@ABZQuine I'm not at the beach!,0
@Revenant_Media why thank you...it's my "happy go-lucky" look,1
"What the hell is 502 bad gateway, this has been popping up everytime I try to look at peoples twitpics",0
woke up super sick n throwing up... wtf,0
@astynes Aw no it'll still be cool!!,1
"half way through voting... this list is long and I think about 3 of each category deserve to win, think I'll vote for everyone each day",1
"The rain past over, we can cook outside!",1
@zabbs running my mother around,0
12 twed twoses for you to enjoy... @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- @-)-- xxx really got to do some work,0
Its only 2:20  why must the day drag.. http://myloc.me/4meo,0
says i can't sleep. my nose is too stuffy.  http://plurk.com/p/12nmrf,0
Blue bolt is down to 37p!!!!!!!!!!!,1
"dear june, words can not describe how much i love you",1
@abigaill are you feeling any better today? i know you were in a bad way yesterday after your surgery,0
@seventhafter omg take care get well soon!! i went to the clinic today and they made me wear a MASK  i feel like a walking virus,0
im scared and wish i wouldnt have watched saw five,0
trying to work out how you use twitter,1
"Would be looking forward to the hottest weekend all year, but sadly working all weekend  xx",0
@daonlysph very true I'm excited for what's in store for me,1
@janine_j9 ahahaha.  lol you should see it with me though.,0
It's pretty bad when the work drama starts before the work day even really begins.,0
What's worse than not being able to have a Big Mac? An empty Big Mac box,0
i finished maurice on my short stack singlet  gonna look totez bitchin' yeah?,1
Damn i hope that stuff gets done tomorrow or else,0
@TG_Catgirl I will 4 sho be on just need to get my kids something to eat 1st & clean up alittle.,1
setting up my new twitter account... finally,1
@lemurtoes hey i didn't find your phone charger...,0
()MG!!2morrow REIK and Luis Fonsi BBY!!I can't wait,1
@twilighters it's so awesome!,1
wageningen is really great,1
"Morning UK and Europe, Good Knight USA",1
Im sooo tired and have homework,0
@NeenDhie Hey hun aww bless u. hope u have a great day (: Oh i was watchin the eurovision last night n Denmark's song got so low points,0
@ SHELBY i shall make the rain stop,1
"@samanthaang just come over to my house 1pm. Play with some makeup, glam up, take some pics!",1
"@lickmycupcakes hee. i lurrrrrve you miss  i know i've been saying this a lot, but everytime i see your name i go AWW EM I <3 HER!",1
@GenePark So did the shortrib say anything useful to you? Surely you read it?,1
@womanlinks That's a fav - Thank you! Lennon lives on in so many hearts,1
At work and reading People's 100 most beautiful issue,1
Check out this new online magazine about Australia: http://bit.ly/pit3x  by @onyamag  (via @sarahprout),1
"Last night, slave took me to Restaurant Maxwell.  Austrian cuisine.. LOVELY!!!",1
Was 1 minute away from seeing his team get to a final. gutted we lost in the dying seconds,0
@cooooourtney you shold have been here all night to!,0
@codymckibb Pleasure's all mine  Having agitated times by preparing my workstyle for "nomadic exportation" :p How about Bangkok?,1
@xxiolla1 I see no picture!,0
"i just got home, took off my work clothes & now itching soooo bad it hurts  but i can't scratch 'em othrwise my hives will appear all over",0
"@tayapratiwi nggak ty, gw main di komputer torik. sekarang gw lg twitteran di macbook ti  I'm so loving this day ty and lovin u lyk hell",1
"@ClaireBoyles v. interested in seminar, just what I need - will go in search of childminder 4 Wednesday",1
@bluemixed I'm not at Carmines.,0
@catspyjamasnz I'm sure u can find someone with an oz credit card,1
@nfarnham good luck eating with them.    but at night forever isn't bad at all.,0
"@clocsen I accept the blame . But I said "in English" (the language), couldn't say "in British", could I ?",1
"no twit today!! do I have nothing to say.. thats bad     see u tommo, may b I ll wake up :-P",0
a little cool thing about the #w3cegov #opengov dialogue "idea" is that it was numbered 1000,1
Comment: Now Rafa is next  I didn't watch 2nd and 3rd set but things turned out great. Greetings from.. http://tinyurl.com/cqjl9x,1
"@ameeface Oh God, definately an actual club, based in the library, and everybody has to wear shirts. I need a life outside Sunset Valley",0
Staying in as I feel too ill to head out. A friend once got ill abroad n started crying to go home. I now know what she feels. Miss home!,0
@marcyyamorr nigga i dont even like have any free time. all my days r busy already!,0
@fizp sorry to hear that bb.,0
I'm super pumped For my new career at song writing,1
"MERRRRRR, i have a weird twitch in my eye",0
"Ah, the cab is gonna be at chain tomorrow  no fair.",0
"@dair_targ, @roveindusk Я Ñ?мотрю, у ваÑ? тут прÑ?мо беÑ?еда в ленте  Берите пример Ñ? менÑ? - Ñ? продлил учебу аж на 2 года! ))",1
"just stayed up til 3 am doing a project, up semi early to write some papers",0
@sauloamaral be my guest,1
man im in trouble....,0
Well I got The Sims 3 today. Too bad my disk drive isn't working,0
Twitter's Remove/Unfollow is not working!,0
"@ShakeYourJunk Paige, I wish I could huge you for a million years.  I'm so sorry about those dreams",0
@Eminemdrdre00 Why did Gail & Eve have to be in the match.. why not Maria?!  She better be backstage.,0
just got HOME  http://plurk.com/p/z2hgt,1
@Marty_OBrien how do you know? were you there old man? Maybe they were just lazy slobs who chose to use their hands?,1
very relaxing day  1 more final then SUMMER!!! 11 days!!,1
On my way to Church..,1
Damn I didn't know they already tore out some of GVA.... I would have liked to photograph that  miss having an allendale office some days.,0
"@dougiemcfly Hope you get better for Rio's gig, my friends will be there",1
Sunday breakfast. Rainy day,0
"we're inside, we're shopping...omg OFFSPRING!!!  but AFI playing at the KROQ van.",1
And the day just got better.  It was announced.   AND just in time for the next shoot I have with them. Sweet deal.,1
@cherrichiodo ur silly,1
http://twitpic.com/6dftf - my brother and his wife made a beautiful baby girl!  kids are so precious!,1
Yay! Leveled my ranger to level 88!,1
@sheilajb I wish I could go!  Have so much fun. xoxo,0
Awake....getting ready for work..first day back in a long time...ugh.wish I could be doing something else,0
"@ahj Is it the real fake jo, or the fake real jo...? My brain hurts  lol x",0
"@kellbell68 If that's a yes, I used to babysit for your husband! Boy do I feel old now.",1
"@hollyking also, i imagine crowds for free custard will be HUGE.  so, not dealing with that is kind of a bonus",1
"@sarahmaeblogs Can't wait to read it! I'll be praying for you to speak (that is, write) God's Words rather than your own.",1
First night goin to bed before twelve in a very long time. I'm burnt to a Fucking crisp right now,0
@SensualStories that's me Saint Amanita Phalloides,1
@bcwarr birds freak me out- I'd like to thank Hitchcock for that  I have fish and sea monkeys... Bc I'm fascinating like that (not),0
@a_kirk Yup. Far too hot in this room.,0
"@willwork4food no matter how I try to turn it on, blue screen. I tried to reboot it with the windows CD, nothing.",0
is bored. and doesnt work til saturday,0
Watching sweet little Kai  he's a treat--on our second viewing of high school musical 3...he watches it EVERY day--LOL,1
@swarmichael dude. I'd love to but I'm so hungover .. Feeling poopie,0
@Jaime120899 Grooveshark is a music link where I listen to all my tunes! Click it its fun!  xx,1
it is so cute watching Matt play with the Wii as I do some work,1
@katithompson she woke up this morning when I was moving the wheel down and she was making these squeeky noises  she's mad at me still,0
@gfalcone601 http://twitpic.com/4x2t5 - awww sweet cat,1
Needs To Start Looking For Birthday Outfit Cant Be Bothered Ill Where A Bluddy Tracksuit!,0
Penguins got PWND tonight.,0
morning @daisy_thomas!  how are you?,1
can't sleep. tummy hurts.  ouch!,0
is feeling rather shitty...,0
Halftime! MRV is up 115-27,1
@StreetKingEnt BoTh,1
Is at 5200 ft of elevation  but its still flat and no mountains lol,1
Do you speak English  http://bit.ly/HCXJd ?,1
...shopping online...cos i'm ill,0
stuck in the house without wheels on a day like this,0
"is loving the sun(h) but is not out in it, because he don't feel too good! ..yet he's still at work today  lol!",0
"Ohmygod. Two days without sleep. It can't be good. Baby wakes me up every five seconds...sleeps with me, baby wakes. I wake.",0
@mixhelle I *heart* Elvis,1
well thats pretty much it. Summer Girl Is over,0
@Tyrese4ReaL THANK YOU!  you're amazing!,1
sad news for Glynn in south west,0
@christirush ah! Well then it's certainly worth the trip,1
mmm sausages from keith's deli tonight for dinner,1
TERRIBLE WEATHER GRR,0
"Made 50 bills tonight yayyyy,....finishing up at work then catching up with Britty somewhere",1
@b50 I am a print journo who wants to do TV someday,1
Nike SB dunk hi- Pac Man http://bit.ly/troSQ (via @Robbiefowler) they'll probabbly never make it anywhere near SA tho,0
"@kperrytalks.. s* repeatedly r not worth my time. That's y I meet new ppl all the time, so I can move ON from the stupid ones easily",1
"I'm really hoping they pad this show out with as many flashbacks and adverts as they possibly can, good old ITV.",1
@DebbieFletcher i still can't get onto it  its very annoying,0
Ok going shopping  alone  no one wants to help       lol i hate shopping,0
"@bradendouglass Some of the world's best skydivers love Deland's drop zone, might be a good match",1
There's always a choice on the left and one on the right... but I've discovered that dropping out of the bottom seems more effective.,0
@UcantEatshoes yeah it was Mask,0
@Uncucumbered Been so busy reposting proxies and searching for more I forgot to do the most basic gesture thnx,1
@GlastoWatch @TheHwicceMan @cakey  i have been getting porn ones as i mentioned - all these girls seem to be at a loss what to do!,1
@mvcanales I've had very little sleep too! And I have to work all night.,0
@nicknatashaj huh? What do you mean? Hahahaha,1
Im in such a good moood  though i have a weeks worthh of work to do.,1
"Watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, some people stories are just really sad",0
"Home from Randal's baseball game, they r 13-0 now & Randal got the game ball 2day",1
@dougkeating glad u and Mindi came out last night!! Now I gotta find you guys on facebook,1
"@iamfiction i would love it if you have one spare, but only for curiosity. if you have someone more serious wanting it, give it to them",1
@Jjbioh if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple,1
"haha, I'm on a boat was on SNL",1
@KellyMcEwen my mum wasn't happy  LOL maybe I'll end up like the bad prime brother from the transformers...,0
Ugh not excited about flying back to San diego tonight,0
has purple highlights,1
@britneyspears - OMG!!!! i loved totally the show you looked great and loved the songs,1
"im glad i got 2 come back home frm dads. there wasnt anything going on and we couldnt get 2 the beach, which kinda sucked",0
Loads and loads of TH-pics out there but finding some decent shots of Georg or Gustav is like searching for a needle in a haystack,0
"Getting ready to go see Hailey's play! It's HSM, and she's Sharpay!!",1
@evanspeter Thats a bad one to be stuck in. I got blocked in near the cash machines in there once. BIG MISTAKE! Nice day here sunning!,1
@kontingtsen and I are finally getting our work started. Looks like our weekend ended a day early.,0
my ipod keeps playing @taylorswift13's "fifteen"  im startin to love that song <3,1
Just came to work.. after a night without electricity..,0
man twitter is very confusing >.< just hope i have time b4 fridays deadline,0
long day with microsoft is my nightmare,0
"Aw, that's really sad  I thought I've been updating Twitter from my phone but it hasn't been going through...",0
DAMMNIIIIT!!! my 500 update was going to go to @Dannymcfly ....@paolagarin y @gaby196  pero se me rolo y lo olvide  lyaa :*,0
"*argh* #KabelBW internet fails again , and also #O2 Connection Manager on Mac also fails  #InternetViaNetbook #Win7",0
...ill be at ur house just´cause u´ve that 8k internet connection... that was so geek... anyway i love that geek side of me ---pff!,0
@missy1994 1 hour early ?,1
@AlieRenee we broke up today...,0
had am orthodonist appointment today-my teeth hurts so much,0
@jinxville W-whaaa!? I'm so sorry!,0
desparate over cancelled depeche mode concert...,0
"@officialjman lol, your momma is right. But I think lauren can handle it  and summers coming up so that means more free time to promote!",1
Off to see my Grandma!!!   I say this as if any of yall really wanted to know....,1
@PanthercalledCy We are playing on Sunday  Will you be around?,1
Good weekend.,1
@kitschfactor Awesome! Better rest up for tomorrow.,1
@stacymiche11e okay well i'm only downtown for another hour or so.  and i can't DM you cos you're not following me ha,0
WeLL I'm At WoRk Already!!  Ugh,0
Honesty is apparently NOT the best policy. Fuck My Life,0
So f****ing bored ! Want my guys & my girlzzz here in Paris !,0
hating man united at the moment- but theres always next year,1
My baby has gone to see his family...I miss him and his adorable voice,0
is headed to getaway in 20 minutes,1
Bruno arghhhh i cant wait,1
goooooodnight,1
@xxxSaraaahxxx hey serra! i miss you. what's up? is everything okay? uhm. just text me if you need someone to talk to.,1
I want to be asleep  grrr,0
@lonerespite not really beat...more modern american... either way i wish they had done him in college  would have been fun!,1
My My Book just arrived  It was sitting in a box 10 times its size. Just roll-y poll-ying around.,1
@sonjacyanide I love you.,1
"come on pens, goddamnit",0
Just had catonese chicken and my mouths on fire,0
@ffidler Im heading out for lunch now. Will call you when I get back. Can only call you from landline.,0
my dog is cranky  shes growling at me cause i bothered her when she was sleeping. dummy,0
t my luck,1
"wow, I didn't twitter all weekend!!!   I sat in the sun and got a bit pished instead....happy monday every one  x",1
not appreciating the rain outside,0
Just installed the new blackberry software onto my phone and it suvks the color is horrible,0
@michaelbeck yep! I did a group shout out Tweet - so as not to insult/forget anyone.  #hhrs,1
"@xbrookecorex SAME, and you too?!  we are all good people lol cmon black cloud, go away!!!",0
"home from work, thanks @elssisa for dropping me",1
@michaelahale I just stop writing stuff down,1
Well this sucks. The pizza fell.  now its a mess. eatable but messy.,0
"@enda We look forward for your feedback on our website at Jak TV soon.  btw, what do you mean by "what happen with last team"?",1
"Maybe I should say that I will be #INTERPRETING at a sales training, not GOING there or PRESENTING. Just to clarify.",1
@charliejamison I think I went to bed just before you posted your plaintive call for communication  sorry X,0
"@chielless Noni  I need your help with the photoshop...jajjaja Demàja t'esplicare, és per la semarreta per el concert...",1
"@brucefranklin Hah, it's ok I was letting your mom beat me up.",1
"summer, sun and sunshine",1
At 1020 with James,1
@Ptamblin talk about living the dream,1
Dan in real life- moral- plan to be suprised,1
@sevgli Bye for now! *hugs*,1
-> it's so funny! she's very craaazyy!,1
@butter_foot ... can't you do charity straight from the heart?,0
30 mins in.  3 games.  havent missed 1 question.  pretty sure i love this.,1
Very gutted that have to keep leg tattoo covered for 2 weeks as this is shorts weather.,0
went to Wreck Beach today.  http://plurk.com/p/oxlfo,1
@ben_stiller Hi from Spain  magnific zoolander!,1
@Nurul54 yes i love coffeee and milo too  Wow we have same taste ehh,1
Last day of vakay.  It went by too quickly...,0
Lana Winchester doesn't answer my text     I guess I'm not Dominic,0
Oh... I can't find this perfect outfit for today :/ but i have to run now... i'll be back... about 6 pm,1
Getting tired of spending my Sunday's doing college work... what happened to relaxing weekends off,0
@JohnSTaylor I can't wait for the software but will have to wait until Thursday,0
new videos of me learning the ol' piano as well as recorded covers and one of my own songs too on http://www.myspace.com/janedurkin,1
What should i do? - i got belly aches!!! -,0
I feel like eating trail mix,1
"Even if I know it's a bit early at this stage, I must confess that EventMachine is on top of my wish list for an IronRuby port *hint*",1
September 4th we open for Tye Tribbet...what non established artist do that lol oh yea....us  cnt help it it's God given right Mali lol,1
@NewburyAS all I can see is the moon I'm in Slough near Burnham   http://twitpic.com/6a7c6,0
Sad movie  little do they know their world will crash down in...5 4 3 2..... Lol im a narrator! Wooh!,0
"@jhollington i've been reading that that's what you have to do.  too bad, i'll just have to wait it out",0
Wants some ice cream.  I need to cut this shit out...,0
way i can't put pic?,0
@LittleFletcher I really hope my replys to you won't make you think I'm a teeny who wants attention from Tom's sister.  aha.,0
"@edeneavanhanna yep it sucks, my mac hates me! things always break on it recently!",0
I wanna go to Build-a- Bear and make a bear againnnn  Used to do that alll the time lol. I have like 9? bears that I made from there. xx,0
well i've slept away half of my day.  more summer school work? YES!!!,0
nothing in the house for breakfast and TONS to do today. I don't have time for groceries.,0
"@StevenMcD Send some this way , btw i love your guys coffee machine ,wish we had one",0
Gotta go rescue @dynila from my child... poor lady had a sleepover birthday party... probably ready to get rid of the extras now,1
"Sat at the computer doing fuck all. Not long in from work, fucking roasting",0
"ok first lot of photos are uploading, videos soon, shower now",1
Is hoping her daughter is not getting sick,0
School field trip today yeaaaa,1
Blake and Craig are keeping me up with their tweets and now I supremely regret not going to Ionia today for the B93 Birthday Bash.,0
My mouth is numb,0
@pfangirl DTP hasn't been offered either.,0
Comming up with something real special for Hello Hollywood!,1
"no excuses  ive had 2 days off to rest my poorly shoulder, best go do some exercise, i think the word is harumph",0
I dont like this double elimination round  .gah okay bac to phil study chao xx,0
okay we'll see then  @WESWARNER,1
Guess I'd best head back into work. Gah,0
very sad,0
Bayley and I are testing candices nuts. So fun.,1
OMG! I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK!,0
is going to the gym as usual but this time im going over to the guy section with my man to show him how strong i am,1
I'mmo miss @deadeyelane.,0
heyyy I have 14* new followers last nite && this morning HeLLO yaLL !,1
After almost 6 months of fixing I am proud to announce that my experiment is still f*cked,0
my background/fb profile pic is the wallpaper of the bathroom of this hole-in-the-wall bar in barcelona.  wow i sure <3 that place,0
brb GOING TO EAT,1
getting better at Street Fighter IV with his new arcade stick,1
@jordhud haha ok i'll take ur word for it. i still am bored tho.  i need a life,0
@Patinyorks Gonna join you on the work front... no time left for procrastination. Time to pull my head out of the sand methinks?,0
Readyyyyy to make some. Lovin to my husband nighty nitttttteeeee love married life,1
not going out anymore tomorrow  mehhhh,0
@JasonBradbury Urm... you still aren't following me  Did you ever get my Facebook mail?,0
I miss my bff...he is getting married sunday and I don't think he loves me anymore,0
@tiffany_jones meet us there,1
I'm not sure if Walking In Memphis should have made me this sad.,0
I AM VERY UPSET THAT KRIS ALLEN MARRIED.,0
@mcflymusic i was there last night it was umm brilliant  whoop whoop!! ily xx,1
that kinda hurt.,0
It's agreed if i find out who this girl was I'll punch her from everybody  xxx,1
"@EstelleDarlings Honestly, you can only speak to urself because no 1 cares @the airport. Someone will always direct u 2 the next person",0
@DreamyObsession I'm doing pretty well...playing WoW with the boyfran  Thanks for asking (: How are you doing?,1
@peltypoo  I can't believe your actually gone! Gotta admit im kind of sad,0
"@vjweedman Independence All-Day, é noix então",1
@twheresweevil Please give it a few episodes before judging.,0
Love Lilly. She's amazing... "Was that about the face transplant or Peru?" hehe HANNAH MONTANA1,1
@jimmyfallon keep up the good work! I love your show and the way you interact with people!,1
"is off to bed. Finally. Got plans with my darling, Eliana, tomorrow  Ive missed her <333",1
i dont feel good...  maybe dr appt tomorrow? blahh,0
"@jupe24 are you actually *trying* to get fired, then? Wouldn't it just be easier to quit?",1
Just found a local fabric store with Batiks galore..wow..I might be in heaven...Cool..angel fabric...  hee hee..,1
doing nothing in art. 'cause thats whats up.,1
@PinkAngel_0704 LOL!!!! Flipping thru the television trying to watch something good. I miss watching Apollo and the Tom Joyner Sky show.,0
@sinners91 you may aswell just remove your twitter account... the fact you have one and dont use it makes me sad,0
@JoeJonas1Fan1 which age did you put cause i can't go,0
@HeyyMb I'm thinking on some MB! Sorry I haven't txted you back. I came over to my dads & left my phone @ my gmas,0
"I hereby declare this Facebook cleanup day for all who want to join me. If you're my friend, look me up later this evening.  #facebook",1
"@ad1318 Yes, you can change your name under settings",1
"1st day of junior cert down  english paper 1 and 2 , nt too bad",1
@JeriWB Quite welcome!,1
picking my dad up from the airport...hoping he isn't mad about our new kittens,1
@Macintoshtipz I'm entering your contest,1
Neighbor says I'm "wasting away to nothing" but never seem to stop eating. I told him I do eat a lot and am growing into health.,1
@maliajonas hahaha i just had the weirdest dream last night. it was u me and abbey like really good friends again... i miss that,0
"Things were so much simpler when we were growing up,not so much to worry about.You could hitch a ride and only worry a bit-not these days",0
dont feel good; hanging at home all day i guess. i miss blake.,0
@avenueofthearts My Pleasure,1
"had a great day - soccer, birthday party, movies & monopoly. off to make pizzas & early to bed  great day!",1
Happy (extended) bday for @TOFeeny at Skydome today. 21 person entourage for St Thomas' best export since Premier Hepburn,1
"I don't have nothing, any sound and any video",0
i hate my hair srunched,0
@specwarcom Barry doesn't make me feel safe,0
Holy hell Joey Greco is on George Lopez,1
"I have a queasy tum  - but anyway, have to draw a giant that's then going to be made into a real giant for some festival!",0
How am I just now finding out about "The Loop"...Good show so far!!,1
"@Chubbx Now you're speaking my language! ;) Whassup, sweetie?",0
@shezzadine i love that show!  hate that it got cancelled,0
I miss you @Laila_hassim. Should meet up as soon as I get the chance to go back to SG.,1
"@EviLovesMcFly Aha, well near there  what part of Germany are you from? x",1
@sesameellis keep us posted!  Poor baby.,0
"I pretty much lost my bestfriebd yesterday. She pretty much hates me now. This is so hard, I can't deal with this. I need you Blaire",0
my back hurts  need to find my perfect chair,0
@lalalalinder Thanks for retweeting.,1
"@pasquinade it was the first 22 minutes, just checked the dvr!",1
"Going to the Penny tonight, one last time",0
i lve my pacock dress,1
@vismajor thanks,1
"@mrskutcher Hey Demi, I was wondering if we could get an interview with you for boxofmess.com it would mean so much!",1
niley really are adorable together,0
translating is difficult for me! but a little fun,1
"@speakforme I know. We should go asap. like when we get back home I wanna buy jeans, too. But I'm too fat for jeans.",0
tired and dont feel well.    I think I have a case on the mondays just thinking about it.,0
@XxMolliexX so whats up?,1
hate this week so much!,0
@nickmileyjonas omg. I have 4. I'll try it later and let you know.. but I can't promise anything.  I'm having trouble as well!,0
Thinks it's cool Olivia Munn has yen.. I want some,0
"@hellosweetworld State taxes don't help, either.",0
Can't believe how tired I am tonight.... good gracious...,0
@TheGadgetShow HI Can you tell John I was looking forward to getting my N97 but i'm not so sure now,0
@mileycyrus I like the one in the Purple!!!!  haha,1
so so excited for JONAS!,1
@chynnedoll aww  how beautiful,0
don't talk quietly!,0
pub was hot  whats gwaninn tonite/,1
"ooook nighty night twitterville, clearly making a boob of myself being online...too many sailor jerrys  x/x.x",0
I'm dying and I don't remember coming home last night! WHAT?  I'm an idiot!xxx,0
@PageUpVV good luck bud,1
@Chucky666 You have to make sure you come though  lol,1
hanging out with @summerglo,1
"Milan is annoying, but we expect that but Brandon, he is the poster child of bitchassness. Its 9:30pm. CH:SB gave me a headache. g'knight",0
@crystalgmurphy Thanks Crystal - I'll follow her,1
@GinZone Blah! I recommend doing your Wii Fit early in the morning before you go. It will help with energy and motivation,1
so...3 hours....thats how long it took to pack all my shit and move all my furniture back to its starting position...im pooped,0
"UGH! Windows 7 did not work. But this time was taking the p*ss, had to reinstall Vista. Luckily I backed up, but lost all Firefox data!",0
i love this guy. he makes my heart skip a beat. no lieeee,1
@DakotaRae I choose very wisely on the good I do when certain people are socially abusive and don't reciprocate with others,1
Test driving convertibles... And seriously considering a Porche  ;),1
"You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! But who cares.. No big deal. I want more...",1
Jus pickd up my prescription. My neck feels like its about to give  First for a spot of lunch wiv @IreneAgbontaen befr I start popin pills,0
#Sytycd My new #QuiltyPleasure!!! Love this show!!! I wanted to be a dancer when I was little but I sucked.,0
@popthemusicdrug thank you,1
Drank way to early and missed everything...  Bo i so suck!,0
About to yard work what fun. I was going to go apply for a job but hubby said I don't want you to work.,0
"Says cmon pittsburgh, win at least one game so the wings can win the cup at home on nbc  go wings!",1
Germany Blasts 'Powers of the Fed' http://is.gd/N29w German Chancellor Angela Merkel may be more  insightful than believed! #tcot go girl,1
"Goood Morning yall, Happy Mothers Day!",1
ironing done!!!  I'm iron man,1
"@AHTVStar oh we are def taking all the rain, and i am glad i can be of help hehe",1
"@daliuhh yeah, they best cover ever  ok, i'll go on classes  I'll be back about 3 p.m  :*",1
"Girls are home, telling camp stories",1
@iMichi one of my favourite colleagues is leaving and I have worked with him for 5 years!!!!,0
@RemyBanks I misss you,0
Aww.. No not puppy to play with anymore.,0
Watching the big bang theory. this show actually makes sense to me,1
I hate these bad situations,0
"@typegirl I can see yours, but mine seems broken as well  #squarespace",0
"@the_anke cool, will people be talking or just sat together, tweeting?",1
@XO_SUFI_XO awe  lol i was searching through our hundreds of movies and couldnt find it but it was on tv! lol,0
@ricardo303 Yes....mostly that I am slow in sending them out   We will look for that second page!,1
Jc. I dedicate What's My Age Again to you. Ha. Thanks for being such a great friend. I hope i meet you one day.,1
is getting details on a new project!!...and waiting for mocha pudding cake to be done,1
"@fer_nkotb Hi, darling! Have a wonderful Sunday yourself!",1
Very looooooong day,0
Oh no. My HD fell and now it's not showing up on my computer,0
Had a brilliant planning day for Thirty Day Challenge 2009. Was a real treat to be in the room with some very talented people.,1
Last day of school  i can hear greendays time of your life already lol,0
@chfbrian My coffee left me a few minutes ago   I wish I wasn't too lazy to clean the coffee pot,0
@yellowscone Irresitible  with susan Sarandon and emily blunt.,1
That certain girl is me  i knew it  Didnt you ?,1
Becky is not a bum. She came in to see me,1
"oh cool, they shutup  maybe theyre following my twitter ;)",1
is tired of the toothache,0
"Captain Placeholder reminds you: Get your BlizzCon tickets tomorrow! http://ow.ly/9YIa (via @mmoverload)- I need tix, guildies flying in.",1
@beepdave the problem is I don't have a computer just my ph,0
@ariiellovesyou haha ooh yea thanks,1
Going home a little early today! Yay!  Hoping to do a little reading outside in this beautiful weather!,1
I am sick  no time for a cold runny nose watery eyes sore throat ughhhhh!  Going to look at a building to open up a store soon! 8),0
yay nice day,1
@felicityfuller i'll have a look in my library for you.,1
@keshthabarbie only if you would!!!!,0
saw marley and me last night for the first time.....so sad! i cried alot    (and i dont normally cry in movies),0
"Spanish today, twas alryt but now i'm stuck doing History Coursework  At least the sun is out",0
http://bit.ly/ZeoCF Generations on Everest: No Vending machines in my office  http://bit.ly/yPhUr,0
@drewryanscott http://twitpic.com/4aggw - this is on my agenda book,1
Last night was Mental .. got in at 5.10am!!! im tired,0
@FashionBabyDoll awww poor coco. Maybe she sprained it  Hope she feels better,0
I'm nobody to everyone,0
Also...congrats to all the people who graduated today!!!,1
@kerryjeanpower yip  there is the Google phone option... or I guess any of those types of phone?,0
@YesAlexIsTall ILOVEGENEHUNT i wish he had a mullet.... gene hunt is always right,1
"happy birthday @johnnn, keep on drinking!",1
@bdjsb7 Well excuse me!! It'll never happen again,0
"Thinks I can pass English, I just wish I could be as confident about geography",0
@moet06 Big mac sounds great. I hate tht I crave McDonalds   http://myloc.me/2ZR1,0
Ahhhhh... its sunny.,1
"Jordy told me to tweet about him, so I am. He takes to long to text back",0
third day. damn you teachers! i was in the school 6:30. without knowing my 2 teachers will not come. our next sub would be 12. damn.,0
"@tommcfly do you have all your own albums on your ipod, i guess you do? Was gonna ask when you got a show but i can just check my tshirt",1
@PaulaMacKay thats the plan going to dust the bike off and head for somewhere green,1
@nkotbpinkangels  Ok..thanks,1
And its raining,0
I can't sleep  i have gimme a call stuck in my head. And although it is an amazing song it is annoying me.,0
@MamaJonas that is awesome  how exciting,1
Back from work  It was such a great day. I love my little kids in kindergarden,1
i am sooo disappointed! second city used to have a free church service on sunday mornings and they don't do it any more.,0
@duskyazure least U got 2 lie in - I 've bn up way 2 long!! Mrs woke up at 6am this morning & dragd me out of slumberlnd @ the same time,0
@Coolme Your not the only one.. right on my nose �_� feels like im being stalked.,0
Transfering a song on piano to guitar  fun!,1
Justinsmommy317  I don't think she feels good and I'm letting her CIO. I know yours is sick too. Its 11 here,0
@TheAdamLambert I am so confused!!!..are you the real Adam L.?..and please give me proof  pls? pls? pls? I want to know the truth,1
talking to my bestedt friend on the world  then off to sleep,1
its all done,0
had fun shopping at ulta with mom! I'll def be back later today,1
"Where the hell did my picture go to? I uploaded it and whaaaaaaa, its vanished.. Hmm... Lovely weather today",1
The ultimate shirt folding tool (http://www.flipfold.com/)- I saw @sheldoncooper using this in one of Big Bang Theory's episodes,1
*sigh* I guess its time to cut my nails. I can't type anymore.,0
"@Hazelia I can do it for a day. Of course, the fans of the festival website will miss the coverage...",1
I thought my laptop was invincible - it survived falling from the overhead compartment and crashing on the floor. But it looks wonky now,0
While I remember: I have failed at fantasy football lately. I was at the top of my league for ever and am now struggling to get past 3rd.,0
@BrianNeudorff Thanks for the shout out!,1
@terrencej106 wassup papa we miss u!!! Glad 2 have u back!,1
"Shit. My seat has an actual outlet, not the special plane outlet...and of course I only brought the plane adapter!",0
@dsashin thanks much! Rainy here for a week now. Trading in my Toyota for an ark soon. And high seas cancelled fish catch this week.,0
From the data looks like it's been a busy night in A&E. No medical beds yet  #NHS,0
tweetdeck blacked out tweeting from the web soo lame!,0
"@drumsforhost speaking of, there are rumors of you guys doing a little something with Soulja Boy!",1
@kenziemae2 I have no music to swap,0
@Divacat60 We have a huge Nissan manuf plant here in TN. We know lots of good people that work there on assembly lines. FYI,1
sad because i dont have tickets for jonas brothers concert in monterrey!!!,0
@prIVY3 lol. Silly. I wanna go back to ny..I'm sooo bored here,0
.....being sick sucks. idk if ima go to the beach.,0
"@SantaBarbaraNo1 That would just be messed up all these years later, to strip Michael of his identity, imo.",0
"is going to sleep now  Oh oh oh! Tomorrow, 3.0",1
@LaurenKay1994 really?? wow anyway i'm planing on leaving early tho cuz i wanna wait 4 david to come after the concert,1
Eating cherries and pistacios on the way to la!,1
"hey guys im trying to get a group together for highlands tomorrow, i have put an event on facebook so let me know.  or txt me.",1
what are people doin   im bored !!! lol,0
oooffft Apprentic final tonight. I cannot wait. Yeyyyy,1
@gennygoesrawr i'm at home.,0
Just got some new clothes at dELiA*s. Yay!  Can't wait to wear them. They're all very summer-y.,1
65th anniversary of D-Day! Honor the brave who went to the beach and fought for freedom,1
"@skemsley @maggiefox Great, see you there tomorrow",1
Boredom at work = me thinking about baking yummy sweets.. But I can't.  Day 6.. Can't wait for Day 14!!,0
Star Trek is gooooooooooooooood !,1
MIGRAINES FREAKIN SUCK!!!,0
@justanna I love new planners!!  I love organizing things.  I thought I was just weird.,1
"sweet..  everybody is going to sleep now, except me! Its morning here,, ..",1
whew!!! just finished washing tons of dishes!!!! wh0a!!!!! apol is exhausted...,0
just came back  TIRED! Hungry! gotta study and do spanish hmk....im soooo getting homeschooling! thats it!,0
oh... think my #Ariston washing machine just broke,0
@MissKeriBaby Pay attention to your dreams - God's angels often speak directly to our hearts when we are asleep..,1
"@FrankieTheSats Please, can you wish happy b-day to my best friend @NiickG? It would be an awesome present!!",1
On the way to service. Why is 121 so annoying on Saturday afternoons?! Wish @JGaspard was playing SLK tonight instead of NRH,0
yay! karamel remembered our ice cream date,1
@houseshoes I pulled over some dude selling a laptop thinking it may have been urs but it was some bullshit... I tried,1
"@Anne_A4L  checked mail. din find anything new.. saw ur reply a while back tho n replied u, so check urs lol",1
is off to glasgow for a mega shopping spree!!!!,1
HEADACHE GO AWAY. I'm going to try to read Breaking Dawn and fall asleep.  I feel awful.,0
"@SharenWatson I was there in spirit, Sharen.",1
@Mr_Marty L4D rarrrrrrrrr! about 9.15,1
@Suntimes Does hitting sidewalk sale at Kenosha outlets count as big plans?,1
"@ClarkeW Thanks a lot Clarke, good to see you on Twitter",1
Nans in Hospital,0
;the show/party was amazing. Got to see old friends  bed. Work in the morning.,1
"I really need to start cging, but I have to finish this background.",0
@Muzachan Thank you for following me!  [ウェブ�よ],1
@flatpooks Do you have a link to those tracks you sent me? Seems the one I had is now dead. Thanks,1
is really really tired.....now for puppy class too early in the morning,0
@karinb_za I only painted them not actually made them - have tried sculpting and it didn't go well,0
Bambi is about to leave and Bobbi is coming to join me so come and say hi love Jo,1
@ryanaudition we're thinking of watching The Hangover and then probably having a little drinking session if you're interested,1
has just completed the race for life in 35 minutes  very pleased,1
"@boggis1  why limit your story to 140 ch. Tell all what is annoying you at www.iamsoannoyed.com ,it will help relieve your stress",1
home from lunch,1
@Skibble not ur fault!!! Just such a sad situation.  Makes u think how lucky u are,0
@pufflepie or maybe you are just HAPPY!,1
@WrestlingNow *sorry! i was upset because i thought you were not talking to me* xxx  luv ya!!,1
i am feeling down tonight... if you want to know why? you can ask.. i dont bite,0
Completed my first Focus Group! 3 in a row infact! not so difficult I must admit..everybody should try it..,1
i dnt have 2 fight my battles anymore bc god does it for me.i will be patient & let him wrk it all out in his timing,1
@vegnews Sweet contest,1
"@shankargan  Hello, just came to know that you're from Tamil Nadu.. Where in Tamil Nadu ? Am from Trichy",1
jason just tricked me into thinking we had a new puppy dog! i want one so thats not cool,0
Party hard tonight!,1
@labellagorda LOL .. I can get a full time french lady in it.,1
"You may not be where you want to be, but be glad you ain't were you was!!! I'm going to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to be HAPPY!!!",1
@ras_kassa cheeaaa boi. he saved my life,1
so super sick  missed the athletics carnival FML,0
I'm embarking on a day of re-installing software before recording the vocals to a new song Radio-Silence. Have a great weekend everybody!,1
I try soo hard toget what I want.. & I always end up having a goose egg..,0
@Mechanigal i'm running temperature too,0
picking up the BFF to go to home depot and buy some Pink paint  surprise.. can u guess what I'm painting?,1
iMac needs new video card,0
@lynn97 @steveoleolson Thanks,1
@SherriEShepherd sounds healthy,1
i actually woke up in tears this morning from a horrible dreams    good thing i got over tht,0
OH AND GO BUY LVATT! LINES VINES AND TRYING TIMES WOO LOVE THE CD BOYS,1
Wore my cute carousel horse ring last night & the horse fell off the band. Couldn't find it.  RIP http://tinyurl.com/nutcdh,0
@TraceyMorroll No Way!! Just Cos I Love It,1
It's all packed up and over at PB.  But a really good weekend.,0
@JOJOSWRLD89 well sadly our generation is full of gorgeous women who don't love themselves on the inside so the outside don't even matter,0
"maybe you should, if it's that good! @cappo",1
why cant i have a great english like you have?,0
"finally got out of hosp, in absoloute agony tho my meds not workin",0
@vusanim am i??  for what?,0
this is the night for an adventure ... locked up tho,0
: D a million making a difference. I can't help but to believe. I came in believing & I will leave believing GOD IS!,1
Going to the grocery store with mom and dad.  making sure we have stuff for conchitas!!!!,1
grr so angry the geelong match is only being shown on fox,0
@dbena001 miss you more sharmoota!!!!!,0
Just finished press event with DrScofield - was well received!,1
no money on my mother's credit card = no WoW,0
Thanks @renopassport for the shoutouts! We appreciate being able to coordinate with ya!,1
looking at the blue sky,1
"Vote for Goodbye, You Suck by Shiloh to win an MMVA! http://bit.ly/39KDA Why? Because I'm in the music video!",1
I-95 traffic is a killer in the am! Jeez...road rage!!!!!,0
@YohaC hahahhahahha!! I loved your joke! xD,0
"@WeeWifie1981 erm, think you missed the point of it being retro, you numpty! I love them. Even when the print cracks, it will look good!",1
"Oh dear, so much sadness. My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those who were on the DC Metro trains.",0
@BamDaStrag  awww shes a party pooper,0
nothing too exciting at day 2 of bamboozle today,0
@boomgack Stew will never believe you.  I am the trustworthy one   I also have the parents who are paying the studio fees.,1
@Lihis i'll be back in malaysia for the summer vacation  yay can't wait!!,1
@hempstyle Perhaps you don't really exist and are a figment of everyone's imagination.,1
going to the movies with my best friends soooo excited,1
@dougiemcfly youre so cute,1
"S�rio, galera... How you guys do it?  Can't seem to make it anymore...",0
"Cindy wants a flag of : UK , Ireland, Italy, Japan, Brazil <3 But how ?  THAT'S the problem.",0
soo bored. nothings on tv either,0
"@Schmander lol. Good luck! If it works, let me know. I need to find some good recipies that are actually...well, tasty.",1
Just bought a weekly season ticket that requires me to use my 14 year old photocard. Frankly the picture bears no resemblence now,0
@cherry_darlin the funky funky eyepatch,1
"According to Aneesha Kudtarkar, "white people don't know how to love."",1
Niiiiiiiiinne fuccccccckin days .. i can't beeeeelive it.. at all.. its been 3 fucking years,1
@ThatIsNotMyCow awe  hope everything gets worked out,0
Even if you know thr notes to sing you will still be flat.,0
@localjerk Hook up the link to this scholar of an iPhone case. My case is worn down already,0
@RonASpaulding Hiya!! Think you can teach me how to golf when I'm in your city?,1
"Welll I'm off to bed,,, I have a math exam tomorrow.  Tweet dreams and all that shizz",0
"Cleaning up my shelves, also sent mommy to the phone to get my iPhone unlocked lol   http://twitpic.com/68u8o - C... http://bit.ly/U82D5",1
@Smitten awwww what's wrong with ur doggie?,0
@Rookbeats can't get it to play,0
"@VedasBeads, awww, that's adorable! My husband I do that too (also with TV quotes), it helps to create that special "family" language",1
@JoelMadden how sweeeeeeet!  hope you are okay.,1
"@sankofa1327 I had 3 naps too; missed GG and DH  And here I am, studying for my exam tomorrow night... ugh",0
@ahmedzahid hehe nope i don't think dj can play with the servers,1
have to have a shower i stink lol,1
sinus headaches suck big time!,0
what a bad taste in mouth..my shipping of 400d delayed,0
SD..too bad ill be at the library studying all weekend,0
@POWERSJR that can't be true...they cannot have two bullies!! Not fair at all,0
pirate party wins a seat! how cool is that? http://tinyurl.com/morqj6,1
I think the computer is fixed. Cross fingers,1
I just saw "Bing" was a trending topic and got excited,0
@The_Kracken we can go out for shiny things and shoes if you insist,1
@LizzieMay32  I wish you were here  this place makes me sad,0
@lovebscott That episode was so moving especially at the end!! You'll going to love it!!,1
@InnyVinny.  @ whatever you and bc are talking about lol,0
"Heading out to the mall and the park with my kids! It's a beautiful day,everybody! Enjoy",1
@heathur22 wake me up at 5am on a sunday again n die,1
"@ddlovato  feel better! don't cry, the people that matter will stick by you!",0
"@mikeyzito last night, there was no wawa",0
@ashleytisdale CONGRATS. my birthdays on wednesday  so is my earth science regents fml. say happy birthday & make it better?,1
stomach ache from the disappointment of not seeing your faces this weekend.,0
@BrianJacobSmith sleeping is more important but you can't neglect working out. Just don't get too tired and hurt yourself/breakdown.,1
"G'Morning, Twitterati!!!  Let's try to survive this Monday, mmmkay???",1
"@kovshenin What's lame then? Running the latest version of a software, or stick to an old and vulnerable version?",1
Friday Night...Work haha,1
@Sheryl1983 hello! thnks 4adding me!  answer and i'll add u!,1
"@nessaaaaa i want pho all the time! i was in sac last week but wasn't there for long  it's ok summer will plan out something, i'll brb!",0
"@tommcfly I hate my life Tom! why you only talk with Demi Lovato? Is unfair! I only wanted that you talk to me, just it man!",0
It's 2:16 am ii have exams tomorrow and i haven't slept. That's saddning,0
@KhloeKardashian Fuck! I'm gonna be there but leaving the 22nd,0
@amymisabella it aint gonna happen  send everyone my loveeee! Ahh jesussss!,0
"@katrinaaaa okay, well maybe NOT that EXACT spot...I don't have the patience. LMAO",1
Almost done my wine. It makes me sad...And makes me remember my papou's house in greece. Good times with papou!,1
Politiek musical @STUBRU,1
@billerickson Thanks for stopping by! Glad we could feed you.,1
hungry.very hungry.wah.but like theres nothing to eat.  sigh.ill eat air.air is good.,0
@jonasbrothers http://twitpic.com/6q1om - aw.. I'm so excited.. recording it  p.s. 15 days  TX misses you,1
@CarolHoward Makes is a savory -- you can serve it for lunch,1
nighty night and sweet dreams.. work at 8am fun.  Amber,0
what a beautiful way to end a day  had a good time. minus the earthquake!,1
I will be going on vacation next month(June 10th) and I start to miss my home town Taipei Taiwan now,1
Morning  thank God its friday... Hope everyone has a "GREAT" day...,1
I am loving my new Canon EOS 50D 15.1MP Digital SLR Camera. The picture quality is amazing! I am prepared for the next electrical storm,1
is confused and lost in thought..,0
"@AestheticSolace just search for Toy Story 3 in google, the teaser trailer should come up!   But it doesn't come out until June 2010",0
just finished tlking to laura 2 hours and 7 minutes lol... going to sleep. night ppl,1
hello i just want to thnk the ppl that are fallowing me thank you,1
grr! i need headphones,0
@Irishgal719 Dang I haven't been able to follow ANYONE since last night.  And I TRIED to unfollow some and that don't work EITHER! Grr...,0
@joshuamilane you are my new best pal on twitter now,1
@kobeboo Eat up! guz i am hittin the sack!!! kissie poo to u!!,1
"@smileyeily Oh fuck, Mac, that sucks!",0
is having a crappy couple days.. feeling more and more like the invisible girl  .. or maybe just the forgettable girl...,0
"@m_callahan http://twitpic.com/6slq1 - oh my goodness, you girls look beautiful  Congrats Marissa!",1
@Markbutlurk: who bailed on what? Im bored and nosey,0
@xbllygbsnii oo you do  you alright? mmhm am okay - looks like the fuckers coming back to the office :@ :'( i wanna sleeeeeep :'(,0
"Feel kinda nostalgic today, miss Deadwood and Gilmore.  . Someone cheer p by mentioning a show as worthy of watching.",0
@MrRathbone I think U need to have them take care of @JayRathbone.  He's kinda of a pain.. Not for me though I have U..,1
"If you want to learn anything you must first question everything... except God of course. That one requires faith.",1
@squarechilli ok I reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyy want 3.0 now lol It will take aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages to download,0
just missed 11:11!,0
@KhadyJ happy birthday old whoreeeee.,1
@Teach77 awww is her son okay   what happened,0
"Oh em gee, just had the coolest news about a friend",1
"OK back home now,why is every single camera shop closed on Sunday   Guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow,the clock is ticking...........",0
@loriannl Meeting dickheads it seems.  Did go through Chelmo on the train though - rad!,0
Can't sleeepp but yeah grauation in 12 hrs  night imk<3,1
"I'm thirsty. Need H20. Hmm, how handy. @yardsnacker picked up some fresh well water. All set now.",1
I ate all my cookies  I want more,0
"my favourite comment yesterday from one of the very proper partners in work: "that Shay Brennan is a bit of a bozo, isn't he?" ha.",1
@inf0rmer you are welcome dude,1
@HeyImMarkus you can following vickie at vickg4764.  now i'm having fun,1
Waaaaaaaa...So hungry. Nothing good to eat for breakfast,0
@fascicinate: I'm sorry.  I think he's dropping everyone off pretty soon though. Oh and you and me need to work on Coffeeshoppe tomorrow.,0
@WerewolfSeth I wanted to see it until I saw that it was PG 13. That totally bummed me out.,0
"Outdoor run time...must get enthused! UGH, hitch-hiking home may be best option! No statues on route that I'm aware of",0
listening to the mower & sounds of spring outside while i look through the pictures of yesterday's school carnival & field trip.,1
Watching night at the museum with @marcuselzey. Trying to spend as much time as possible with him until tomorrow.,0
@mojoe Then go back and noodle until the cows come home.,1
@musicalee a funeral?   bummer! maybe it'll cheer u up in a weird way! it'll make u happy that u get to live another day bright side!,0
Going to Fremont Hospital new hire orientation on one hour of sleep; only one hour of sleep b/c someone tried to break in last night,0
just made broccoli soup. hmm yummi      feelin odd right now,1
"@hatramroany woah, he's totally fair game. i finished season two. i don't know what to do with myself until season three comes out on dvd",0
@MrPeterAndre We all love you  x,1
"every time i leave my room,i miss bubu sending me a msg and then he's gone,same on my side.its been hapnin all day...universe?!!mxit then",0
@steevbishop That's kind of what I'm afraid of. I feel like I've let the internet down.,0
@MupNorth okay i'm sending it now!  and your teeth are perfect! mine are the crooked ones!! but i don't really mind  xx,1
http://twitpic.com/4wyj5 - daddys little girl,1
@Mary_moo_moo hahahhah i like rainbows! i also like ur background  I see that they have a new ad now! proposal is coming out this weekend!,1
FINALLY going to bed...midnight conversations are my favorite,1
"@serafinowicz can't say i wasn't warned, eh?",0
With hometown buds in Quincy..ordering Chinese and going to play some Wii,1
@bradiewebbstack  hug,1
Twice @syarshine sayang  Thank you and I LOVE YOU again and again and again hehe. Btw the heart is sitting on my shelf of pretty things!!!,1
@isla_fisher http://twitpic.com/4gz00 - you look so beautiful and youthful,1
@krissstinne aren't you excited though? ENGLISH TOMORROW!,1
"Only just woke up,  8 hours sleep is so great. I want a costa hot chocolate with marshmellows! xxzx",1
@Silini Hey You well can a sista get a job!!!    I wanna be promoted!!!!,1
"@REGYATES Lily allen 'The fear', or Beyonce 'Halo', please, I'm cyber begging lol  x",1
"Downloading the PSN update now, I'll add you all later",1
I've being coughing all day today,0
@EmmaCrone Me too  ' -_- She's amazing . <3,1
@Lizh33 I am so jealous. We just cancelled HBO and now Tru Blood is back. I wanna watch,0
@NiamhyNeens I have plenty- and FARM cream too! Farmers market yesterday,1
@KatieeHowell i miss you too  xxxxxxxxxxx,0
still not tired yet.  i need t sleep soooooon.,0
"Oh my God, I reallyreallyreally hope this works out, because if it does? Best week ever. But odds are against me. Oh dear.",0
@heathersmusic hope you will get a graet night's sleep!,1
@SRowl Oooh I used to be a lil raver girl,1
is excited for her party !!!,1
"Twitter I said change my profile pic, not eat it",0
In her new home,1
Should go to sleep now to get some rest and make to work tonight. Such is the life of a corporate slave.,0
i hope the plumber isn't gonna cost a ton of $. Ha! I just want my water back,0
Just got back from salsa. My ankle is sore. Maybe no dancing tomorrow,0
"@ohjennifer excuse me barlow, geoff hewitson is brilliant! ahha however the stuff we have to learn is rubbish",0
"@itsmechickie It's about time, Mom. Your last update spoke of snow.",1
just got surprised with a brand new laptop and cant wait to play on it!,1
I don't want to go to work tomorrow night.  These two-day weekends suck! Thank goodness I have a 5-day weekend coming up.,0
Keep texting @aLmahh but she doesn't answer me,0
had a lovely weeked! Sooo sad it's over,0
@sonalove 페르난�~~! 저� 컬투 애청 �입니다. podcast로 �주 듣고 있어요,1
"@Cakes217 I wanted to try cherry three olives last night, but the bars didn't have it",0
Im sad cuz my phone wont work while Im out @ the sea. What am I suppose to do? Im gonna feel naked. I already know it. Twitty or email me,0
"Happy mother's day to all mothers out there, your the best",1
@AliceeXD YEAH!! (Don't hold your breath),1
@sugamichael I am going to see Anastacia on the 2nd July.,1
@anduim We are glad to hear that!,1
@dexbadgett i can ruin it for ya.   im pregnant.,1
chillinchillin with brennerrr,1
Funny how running fixes everything,1
Woot! Went from 350 to 1001 team rating tonight,1
@JenLant You want to say something controversial - that will get you noticed,1
"@Cezza_B Happy birthday Cezza, have a fabulous evening  x",1
My monthly visit to Panera has been satisfied,1
"Up late working a bit, but having fun...",1
Still in Beed! waatching one of my fevoorite Movieees "Bring it on" hahaha,1
R Dogs did great @ the show today. They had an Xtra special dinner. Truth is even if they hadn't won they'd still get spoiled! Luv them,1
"@umbraco I think we need that Case Story / Gallery section soon, hard to keep track of all the big solutions out there these days",1
accidentally bought oranges with seeds.  Why do they even make these anymore.,0
jonathans last baseball game is tonight,0
@briigita Good mornin my lady  what are ur feelin today,1
"@FrankieTheSats i wanna come see you on tour, but the date i could come is the date im seeing mcfly, gutted  !!",0
more & more arguing.  everyday it's something I did wrong. WTF?,0
@cSleazy & @alissamariex2 i wish i cojld say the sameeee,0
Can't freakin sleep and i have a horrible stomach ache,0
"I like making people jealous  even tho I hate "being jealous" or feeling jealous - but, its hilarious to me to b on the other end! hhehe",1
It's a beautiful night for a SI Ferry ride across the harbor... Aaaaahhhh I love my city.,1
"Listening Panic! at the disco, Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Good music for saturday",1
@jennaynayy I just got my hair cut.,0
@spems @t55 She-Hulk,1
"@drfardook it's a sad cycle... more and more people stop using their darkroom to save money, costs continue to go up...",0
@Mennard Thats the spirit . helps to write things down. And we like to read it,1
@AeDaCollegeKidd why not  i love you ! i just stay out the chatroom. my titties miss you.,0
@JFilms I don't think we'd follow if you weren't equally nice to tweet to! You're welcome and thanks right back at you,1
@HolyCrustacean This site is worse than crack.,0
@PrettyModern I'm sorry about you Chi,0
@greatscott Just figured out how to reply. What does that say...never mind. Anyway summers out here are the best! The rest of the year,0
is @ UCL hospital,0
wants to be back in paddington,0
Scenario 6 designed and documented; A 100 more to go (or so it seems like). I can't be creative when I am drowsy,0
"@nickrp your day sounds so domesticated  but I can relate (not with school though, woo!).",1
Thinks it way hot outside... Not good for hockey,0
@AkeenAnthony lmao i... think it is. before i DL it said it backed up but idk how to that works so... i give up.,0
@kreativemess we are doing well  how are you?,1
@hereannow lennon is my all time favorite artist.  true genius.  you have great taste in music.,1
So sad to learn that Ed McMahon passed away!! RIP,0
"@pasquinade Ah! Okay.  Suitcase Full of Dimes is your baby, yes? Did you ever figure out what all the commotion was about this morning?",1
is wondering why i always get myself in these situations!! I know im smarter than this crap!,1
Some of the Lakers on Jimmy Kimmel Live 6/19: Part 1Part 2Sourcehe only asked my bb jordan farmar one question  http://tinyurl.com/nsztg8,0
"i don't feel like babysitting  all i wanna do is sit and do nothing. oh well, it's been a while since i've seen them!",0
"been to Royal Cornwall today, was very good but knackering..would go again tomorrow but work calls  out on the piss tomorrow!!!!",0
Love the fact that I'm currently reading textsfromlastnight while singing along to Tenacious D (complete with harmonies) with Hols.,1
Epic game between dogs and cats today. Went down the wire Geelong won by 2 points  aker was awesome! Johnno should have kicked the goal!!!,0
"@absoluteleela I think about 300 people just unfollowed him after your tweet. Way to go, Leela!!",1
omg megavideo why would you do this to me? you've always been my choice video host if i need to watch something. why oh why,0
is working hard or maybe thats hardly working,1
meeks ..what a depressing day,0
Thank you all for the followlove you've been showing today. I am greatly humbled!,1
My bottle of @3floyds Pop Skull was stolen by our housesitter! he "had a meltdown and drank it." Said he'd replace it.  Not possible dude.,0
"@CalebFTSK I wanted to participate, but now I think it is late",0
Sitting here with Christopher and family,1
@johncmayer But still love your music,1
Ok my phone is officially on drugs sending pictures not scrolling to the side. All signs of psychosis,0
@XoGraceoX hahaha im listening to SHES A LADY! haha ily FTSK    xx,1
"My life sucks. it's almost 5 am, in 1 min and I can't sleep",0
worked a 2-hour duty at school earlier today. monday: 8-hour duty!! goodbye long weekends,0
"@beatrixkiddo Hayfever is nastayy, I have it too right now  takes the fun out of going out & about, better darn wear off soon!",0
Studying  Preparing a whole new week! Can't wait to finish...,0
Up and working and then b-day party today!  Yay.,1
"@RockstrNinjaGrl yup, it why I love it",1
@DeeRiley Yep!!! Saw her with it on Ellen and then saw it in a catalog  Haven't tried it yet but am looking forward to trying it!,1
@xxsabina Haha yeah  Maybe on of or parents could give us a ride.,1
"@thekellanlutz http://twitpic.com/6f6w6 - Without sounding somewhat perverted, your body's great don't be embarrassed!",1
@skeedio thank you.,1
theres nothing to be happy about...,0
had a great day at cosford airshow yesterday  3 hours to get off the car park was a bit much tho!,1
@shirimeke Gr�ling the night away,0
burnt my face laying out in the sun today,0
This stupid thuderstorm woke me up,0
@fall_for_you_xo,1
So unimpressed that im sick and in bed on a friday!,0
planning on heading to knox after tomorrows last exam,1
"Ok, no more complaints, Jasmine! Love life",1
Oh thank god!  so sad that I'm this happy.,1
"@Mtarbox20 Ohhh i soo want that DVD, let me know if it's good",1
Just saw The Wrestler... sad but good,0
Gonna Watch a Movie Called "Lost in The Wild" with my Fav. of All Time Miss JENNIFER LOPEZ,1
@Sion71 morning brother,1
@Fuge19 imma see wassup. Call me the MatchMaker! Lol,1
"@programapanico let's pray 4 the victims of air france. The plane disappeared. Please God, help them",0
@charitorae proud of you! wish i was motivated enough to go to the gym.,0
@toastgal Thanks Sista! You was missed as well!,1
@Tanja_75 Heard it already  That really sucks............,0
@pianomancjm yes frostburg is better than south dakota  but have fun with your internship!,1
@amymengel Hehehe. That was from me. So..... Thatta girl.  Although I think Mensa would agree with me.,1
so whats the status on next weekend,0
@happiijenny it's probably not you but everything else  it's the universes fault,1
@jedwhite Err yeah...me too...can we sue ?,1
@sarahssurprises Thanks Sarah,1
@Codenamekelsey2 if u wanna bring it here haha I REALLY need to work.  I've been slacking for a couple days,0
Went to Portsmouth and yesterday and ate lots of pudding.,1
Back to cg. Gotta start over yet again. GRRRRRrrrrRRrrRRrrRRr!,1
"WAKE UP!(: is what i sent miguel so he can wake up, ahah[: WEDNESDAY-is hopefully gonnah be bomb 'nd rock mah summah",1
My latest article on Twitter client managers for PCs is now online here: http://ow.ly/9YR9 - warning its a long one!,1
"@becorrupted achei tbm, oe",0
Pineapple and cool whip with beaver nuggets. . Only in texas,1
@kiki0306 unfortunately me,0
u know when ur in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams... one of my favorite quotes,1
Watching movies. Leaving san antonio today,0
@bookwoman60  I see your pic now!  Very nice   It worked out.  Do you raise pygmy goats?  They must be cute.,1
@jonahman2003 my Twitter stream will be almost empty  have fun @ camp!,0
is in Peru till the 17th!,1
Got back from work then went shoppin woop,1
wish i could i could be noticed for my singing i guess it's just not ment to be,0
mean bf @ben_hall away for the weekend so im going shopping to cheer myself up,1
@mydc talk to my zhi mui too!,0
"i thought i was over my sadness that Adam Lambert didn't win, but after i heard his new song, it just makes me sad all over again.",0
"is still drunk and can't sleep, the room is spinning people",0
"@troika90 Of course it is, hehe! Thanks!",1
@doombox yeah  but the pro is were gonna be sorta prepared for hs. pero parang nabigla kami :|,0
"has bitten her lip!! ...literally, it hurts.. waaah !  Waiting for my lovely IT man at work to install me an app...doooo de doo..",0
You Belong With Me is totally my song right now!! ...still can't find the music video,0
@luebue thanks + agree  http://bit.ly/7vIKc,1
"@marodi nom nom nom  How are you hun, i haven't seen you for such a long time *hugs the baby otter*",1
"@itzjrock  lol,  Sorry",0
hello!!!!! im so happy  i have a car!!!!! wiiiiii xD,1
i'm sick again!!!  carol e seu ber�o de v�rus...,0
@OceanCity thank you.  we had a blast,1
Found a bug in iPhone 3.0. The white space under "other" is incomplete. :S please fix it apple. It's annoying  http://twitpic.com/7nr0o,0
@britneyspears omg! i cant wait for the "radar" video! amazing  thanks 4 being amazing! ur concert was amazing!,1
Flakey people eff'd up my atl trip,0
just came back from Gymnastics i am sooo shattered,1
Trying not to count the hours left until the love of my life leaves me  @astark89 call me whenever you get a chance!,0
Croissant and Coffee for breakfast. I'm so French.,1
"@partridge Haha it was green, I changed it because it made me sick",1
@nileyworldtv the character you like had to die,0
"Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won't give me any",0
"@Wise_Diva You plan early!   The Red Sox will be here playing the Braves that afternoon, and Kid Rock will be here that eve. Hmmm.",1
I'm a new french girl in Twitter! And I speak English very bad,1
@kamalia_m ditto! 'kamalia' is now in my dictionary,1
"@judy_jay I think, depending on whatever it does mean, it could be either",1
"@St3phLuva not everyone, I didn't go  !!! N today we r all going to Candidas bc welo n wela r here n ur the only one missin",0
"@momobabii tya is sick, she is in Cali right now for a couple days. I'll let her say but yea the wedding is pushed back.",0
Bittersweet day today. Wish she didn't have to go,0
@overheardatmoo my minicard order doesn't seem to be going through,0
@ConnorJack didnt want or even need it,1
@DonnieWahlberg i wish i could go  cabron you make me sad,0
@PattieGonsalves  its good to know your sorted.. if any problems.. you can come and live in the barat!,1
"@JohnCleese  What about the rest of us? You know, the lame, average people that signed up for it?",0
"wishes the economy would get better soon. Im on the verge of loosing everything. My car will have to go first, then soon my house.",0
i wanna play with sims 3 but my fucking computer has some problems,0
"But... I love my kid, and I'm really proud.",1
back from swimming .... saw my cousin there  I love that I live in town where just about anywhere I can find family!,1
"@lomara @LoveMeDeux HAH, dunno what went down, but I know who went down. ^_~ And you walked right into that one.",1
"@raawmarkus millions of people, just look at dvd sales",1
Today planning to watch movies and going to the city with my bestfriend Mirjam,1
My daughter is having a play date with her best American friend.. I wish they got to see each other more.,0
Its my birthday .. Woo hoo.. Car broke down .. Boo hoo,0
i want a mac.,0
@JonathanRKnight one ?..If I twitter/text at a red light does that still make me an asshole? just askin',1
"I have been very quiet lately, which is a very good sign. Some new stuff and brew reviews? Maybe.",1
NO H8! http://www.noh8campaign.com/ You know I love you AB,1
@Chili_bex beer and fish n chips tonight. Naughty i know  hows ww going??,0
Love the Dolce light blue,1
"I wished I owned Garden State, Across The Universe, SLC Punk, I want to watch those movieeees",0
... bit of a squeeze.. haha. it's cos i'm taller/actually have some boobs now.. i'm not fat for eating nutella i swear,0
I am wellll going to see them  Aw i love Coleen  xo,1
@tommcfly sp. Archuleta  get of right. Gosh,1
Watchin tv and about 2 go 2 bed...I start my new job tomorrow.,1
@DavidDevious I can't  I have to finish making cookies.  I'm sorry babe...and I was not ignoring you,0
@xjillianx I want hey monday,1
@jazzy2fresh the life of property management jobs  what time do u work and til what time,0
rainy morning  just got back from walking the dog,0
Lying in bed  wondering what my cat is looking at lol X,1
@brutalle haa! i read that the other day. it was a good read,1
I'M SICK!!!  and tomorrow is the Lauren Conrad signing but u know I aint gonna miss that for the world,0
"Cant find Desperate housewives season 4, last disc. So need to do a clear out. Working tomorrow",0
I am feeling extremely sneezy today!,0
Hope to have internet up & running in a few days. Til then,1
@afreshmusic naw. Tryin to be good,0
@demiwood thanks!,1
school again  i'm so tired ;D,0
Welcoming cimmarongirl  I'm so proud!,1
@saturdaygirl Ha! Having one of those days when a big blue genie in a bottle would be useful  Think he's taking requests?!,1
Won both my matches today,1
Walkin to meet my mum at work  then going into redcar.,1
"6 hours, SIX HOURS. Theres the same amount put in as there is left. Tensions are riiiiiiiising, as I now get insults thrown at me",1
he wont text me back.. i think we broke up[ for goood this time  @jaymilski,0
Woke up made some French Toast for my girl.  No philly date for No Age/Deerhunter/Dan Deacon.                   Road trip!  ;),0
I have too many lips and i'm chewing on them all.,0
fuuuck! :@,0
I'm sad coz I couldn't see my nephew!,0
@nvenia You sound so relieved  I know the feeling.....have some well deserved rest,1
"@atebits Just in case you didn't realise, you're home page still shows Tweetie Mac as coming soon",1
dinner was gr8..nw wnt to multi-game bt no bro..  so gnna cntinue wth surfin n dwnldin apps..,0
http://twitpic.com/7hq6g - ♥on my birthday! nothing like a trip to the clinic with one of my besties!,1
Being a boring bum around the house,0
@TJ_Hayabusa and then you ran it over?!,1
@AnnaTaylors yay! Good for you.,1
@bad taste parteeeeey,1
Mac won't be fixed until Monday. I'm starting to have jousting withdrawls.,0
@Internode Still no Rowville  Trying to keep the faith here! ;),0
Dotsavvy goes mobile web @ http://www.dotsavvy.mobi. Still work-in-progress but finally mobile friendly!,1
@MandyyJirouxx i can only vote for movies and nothing els,0
Today I learned I HATE Sam Adams beer - that stuff is NASTY y'all!,0
@Addiiee me neither,0
@ohmymae haha!  can you give me a glass of icetea??? haha! it's so hot here,1
"@SashaGrey shit, sorry I missed it  have a good one miss.",0
getting dinner ready not much going on in my life it seems,0
@DustinMorando I wish.   Probably won't be there until mid-July.,1
In PA. going to see the Mets play the Pirates tomorrow. Going to have a great day frolicing around pittsburgh with dean!,1
"@InKatlinsPahnts agreed but I LLOOVVEEE herbel essence, I use the red one for long hair",1
@taylorswift13 I have to wait till 10pm to watch Dateline.  All b/c I'm on the west coast.,0
i want to go to america  like this saturday,0
is injured. Hahah.  http://plurk.com/p/11lqjs,0
New firefox add-ons site is ugly,0
@reallyJim Hallelujah. I like to talk openly on Twitter. Even if most of what I say is meaningless and trivial,1
@ceemaccee hehe 1 small glass of rosé & i get giddy! don't like it,0
@iamloz_JsPR  damn Twitter? Or something else?,1
My MIL wants to know what the weather is like in NYC right now. Anybody from NYC??? ... Need to humor the woman.,1
okay. mjy karma's not increasing that much.  HELP ME http://plurk.com/p/tpyeq,0
@newtwitts Don't think i have ever thanked someone for calling me a super freak but since you were confirming... Thank you!,1
"Oh, and there was a glorius period this morning where I thought Andy had broken his wrist again. Sadly...its fine.",0
@ashleytisdale http://twitpic.com/6nug4 - your so beautiful   i love your hair brown  xx,1
"@tomricci ah, yeah, fair enough",1
@slf617 Re: I'm convinced hotel hair dryers were purchased by balding men for balding men. I am neither. <-- I fail to see your problem.,1
my computer does not like twitpic.   very disapointed about fiddle fest being canceled this summer.,0
where i can find free stock photos?,0
i could listen to the sound of rain & birds forever. i can't wait to have a porch swing someday,1
"Anyone Seen Drag Me To Hell??? Is It Even Out Yet?  And Btw- I Am In A Capiltol Mood, So I Thought Id Capitilize Everything!",1
@karmified  ahh the joy and misery of eating chocolates,0
yay it was a nice storm,1
@DwightHoward Good game last night..... Bring on the Cavs...or just LeBron,1
@miacarruthers has noone found u yet???,0
Drinking a smoothie without a straw = smoothie mustache.,1
waitlisted for birthright trip,0
yey! .. my bff is here! i missed her soooo muchh!  daHS im going into sucks! ok not really but they didnt choose me for their musical,0
@MyMarvolousLife yup lolz lil one wanna play  lol,1
Waitaminute... Ellen is on. That means I've missed Letterman. Oh no!,0
The toaster oven was my fault. Now I'm going to look like an idiot in front of my father.,0
"Allergies, allergies... go away, come again another day.",0
@ashley_eastwest yuupppp,0
Whoa!!! Really loud thunder...and here's the rain!  love the smell of wet dirt! Good my car needed to b washed.,1
Is going to sleep in room 313 for the last time! Why is this making me so very very sad?,0
@DougH @Phonescooper I guess my reputation proceeds me.,1
One of my red pepper plants is blooming,1
Everyone seems kind of grumpy today   I hope that a good lunch and a nice nap will help!,0
My computer is not working... worst ever,0
"going to eat instead with my sister haha  as long as there's food, i'm ok haha!",1
Congrats to Tony Stewart on his first career win as a car owner!,1
Goodmorning twitter i hate regaeton ... I wanna sleep,0
@stephenfry How was it priced before? £1.99 seems a bargain,1
Hope it's going to be like this for T in the Park,0
@emmy_563 ...-ich will n blackberry,1
gotta study for maths exam this friday.,0
@kimibee Booo! That sucks. I'm sorry.  But you'll always have that memory. I'm sure he won't forget soon either hehe. ;),0
@DeckEnt  there wasn't enough room for me...,0
@kloza I saw it a month or so ago! I loved it. Hollywood re-make is in the pipeline  boo,0
I dont have any plans tomorrow,0
got my tickets for the britains got talent tour. im on row A. lol  IM SOO HAPPPY,1
@healthewoman Rafting with 0 other women?  I hope that was a typo....,1
"looked at a Shih Tzu puppy today, she was so cute!  I think we might be getting her ;) <3",1
@cliburn2009 I love the streaming feed,1
@redsmackeroos  i'm with you in spirit. save a place for me.,0
@tikiroommorning I have some really great memories of Extra Magic Hours @ Epcot Almost no line for Soarin' & a special dessert @ The Land,1
@eddiekemp my plans . . . tweet as much as possible to build my twitpire,1
@MSPRETTYPRETTY ok ok.. i thought u just ain't like me nomore,0
I'm starting to feel a little bit better!!!!!!  But I still need a hug...,0
Redid my makeup twice & eventually ended up barefaced. Both my mac & maybelline foundation are too pinkish on me. Sucks to be yellow.,0
@huggabunchable my dumbass went to look it up online and this is what somebody said.. "I hate that Claudine is in the "Summerland"  nooo,0
@katesol Teehee. Well done on your Bronze Medallion! Awesome,1
is tooooooooo cold.,0
"ah, good night last night. starting my morning off by watching the office.",1
omg i love himm< 3 but now he's gone and i'm all alonee  anyone knows a sad song? i wanna be emo for a week  please?,0
"i wanna be at the FTSK ,ATL & Cobra show, right now",0
6am on a Sunday. I'm in the shower about to meet the spark down at the new studio. I want a lie in,0
Watching the MTV movie awards   C-ice,1
"taking a nap, boo to you vog. i particularly love how you're choking me. i just wanna breathe.",0
Morning Twamily! I got put in Twitter Jail overnight...it gets dark in there. But Im out LOL,1
@Andrew_FP is there someone actually called Suarez Navarro?? coz thats the two last names of two band members of Cobra Starship,1
Now I'll go to my school.. Good Morning too all,1
@Aerliss Yes it is,1
@hakimosman and I have to study,0
i hate how all the good people seem to never get what they want it makes sooooo sad.,0
@MacyCan I'm not to happy about it,0
Just left my @leannegarcia  i<3her! im w/my fam bbq'ing &chillen I've been missing my REAL mom,0
@jimmycarr http://twitpic.com/5njuu - ha thanks for putting this up i love it  me and my sister are soooo cool ;) weere so cool we put ...,1
@nursebettie666 he is the meanest lil boy ever!!!!!!!!!! When I was a lil girl everyone loved me,0
Lol okay  that works cause i need to let my hair dry and shit lol.,1
@marianbriscoe ha thats cool yea it's for jyske bank in FL Dads been pretty smart the last few years  but I may be biased ;),1
Eating  meat,1
Oh crap. Should have put a #bruno tag on that last post. Ah well.,0
@brendonuriesays  your pix are wonderful,1
@TwilightNewsMan Are you into all Vampire Things? I'm readind the Blood Books by Tanya Huff at the moment and enjoying them actually.,1
watching the Bodyguard,1
just checking out twitter,1
No guys I'm not ending it literally! But I am planning to end it as it is! No need to talk me off of ledges! Lol! Sweeties u r!,1
"@gschan color for #notoconass should be brown, we've all been pooped!",1
"lol, kinda remembered that I have 3 assignments XD. doing them right now",1
@tippy2bunz I wonder if it would work in my hair?,1
watching harpors island! w @ilovelightfoot @danatomasetti and others,1
And l cant Chuckles.  /cry. lol,0
@sebmatthews Aw! That's rubbish,0
@ShutterBugGeek star trek was more important than visiting with camp peeps...  sniff sniff,0
Wow i havent been on this for a long time. Just goes 2 show u wat school & work can do 2 u,0
"Has not tweeted nearly enough with @Gemeri being around, will tweet more now she's gone  Work in 20 mins boo. Patapon is fucking awesome!!",0
I hate beeakfast foods  It better not rain today.,0
Ok all DW invites taken.,1
"...any of your concerns, if you have any.",1
"Hey.... I'm a BIG fan of Ne-Yo, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Beyonce and last but not least...P!nk",1
@melasaurus_ thanks mel!,1
Its saturday and i'm working   i'm sad because it makes me miss julie.,0
Just started editing... my next Vlog should be up tomorrow,1
@cho bar stewards! - exclusive to orange,0
"@heatherberg haha seriously    blake and the drag queen = epic, btw <3",0
i just spent an hour and a half trying to persuade a dvd player to work!! haha my neighbors and i r so weird! i wanted to c transformers,0
Ok i'll rise but i won't shine!  i'm up early after going to sleep really late :'( and i think i might have training today!,0
"@DontCallMeBones hmm  hey, i shall go sleep now!! have a good day and good luck with your practice exams! hehe, bye xoxoxo <3",1
homework... (shouldnt have waited till last day to do like 3 assignments due same day that ive had like a term to do    ),0
"@yougotmichelle aRE YOU READING???? @jordanknight JUST LANDED IN ATLANTA!!! SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIEND jORDAN, PLEASE?",1
"@DavidArchie I was listening to it the other day and I thought of asking you if you have heard it! it's so good, i love it",1
"@PauloMoreira hey, i will only in town until thursday, so alas can't do...",0
@tarahocson Thanks,1
the hangoverr,1
Trying my best to stay awake but this comfy bed won't let me,0
"/Oh great start, train driver says the train is going to Aberdeen, the train manager thinks it is going to Glasgow, this will be fun",1
"@Joriii JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS. you're going to that thing at the museum, aren't you??",0
long day. & a big weekend ahead with the girls,1
@keyvan take care pal,1
"While cleaning out my parents' house, found a college final project titled "How to Blow Up a Building." I got an A in that class",1
"is up again early with the kids, i wouldn't mind so much but i am still sick. I'm feeling pretty cruddy today",0
@Diva4Lyfe07 I think when I was a sitter I would have been afraid of #clothdiapers too! Now that I'm a mom I love them though,1
I AM FINISHED UNI FOR THE SEMESTER!!! Im on holidays,1
@kendiff2009 Thank you,1
Heading off to my hell. Need a vacation badly! I'm 32 and haven't been on one since I was 16. Can't afford one though,0
asks for elp.. don8 naman kayo ng blood.. any blood typ..  http://plurk.com/p/12grh7,0
@Aartjan Je weet het: great minds think and work alike!,1
"@PolymerPhD for some reason it's 'always' sunny here in So Cali, and even with 'blue' skies, some of us still get the Monday blues",1
@ChrisBerserk woauw!! no way is that them...they look like morons...they've changed soo much....i miss when we were all younger.  lychriss,0
"@rockandrollmama Good morning, dear. Did you go to NYC?",1
"hello, having a good day",1
David Micah and Jr. get up way to early on Saturday.  Waiting on Sissy to wake up so we can make Cinniamon Rolls. hope she takes a minute,1
y did i do this to myself? crushed numb stupid and hurt is not even close to how i feel F!@# you!,0
good morning virtual world,1
off to school in 15 mins  tweet in a bit. man do i love having an ipod touch for school ahaha.,1
@Joy_Inc My hope is that it makes your day better,1
"is wondering why I can't find a pair of tan, peep-toe pumps that are cute...even @zappos doesn't have any I like.",0
- I'm like so on the radio right now. - http://xrl.us/bevpth - or 97.4FM if you are in #Canterbury and wanna hear some #music and me!  x,1
got my fabric - Yay! didn't get my U bar - Booo!  girls coming round - Yay! ;). Also had a lovely (although unexpected) day with daddy x,0
Home in Glasgow!  So tired though.,1
""Every relationship has at least one really good day...That's the day you remember. You get old and think:well, at least I had that day."",1
@Joe calm down joe! breathe breathe,1
Just made cupcakes for the guys. They're out at paintball.,1
@mOnsietOnsie  On the Libertys pups thread...the puppies who are not Libertys. Allison said that they havent made their debut yet!,1
@Anyelday  Ooops.. I had a bug   But I fixed it..    Try that tiny URL again..,0
is visiting his friend Kelly Jones and watching Yes Man.,1
@Eliza_Dushku_ have you considered visiting in Omaha? @maukingbird and I would totally take you to the zoo and be all touristy,1
@ifpetscouldtype Thx!  Furbaby smooches are my 2nd favorite kind of smooch...after my honey @bunnyprincesse,1
rah rah. youtube isn't working again. oh great,0
"reading, maybe going to watch theoc, and then watch panico",1
@princessTEEN i knowwww  but no more for a whileeee,0
stupid facebook games still not working,0
First Build... Assistance Needed...  - Telecaster Guitar Forum: I'm going to attempt my first build over t.. http://tinyurl.com/lgnblw,1
@nobbypisswick thanks  just not nice ona monday mornin is it!!,1
"@Webstermd enough with your happy goodtimes posts. Not only do I miss you, you're making me realize how much being here sucks. Come home",0
"@gavD_UK no, I don't get it either",0
Watching 'Suite Life on Deck",1
@greenteagirl What happened exactly?  Dropped #kettlebells not a good thing either!  I lost control of one a week or so ago.,0
Just got home from a great dodger victory! I'm real tired right about now! Thanks @meyah26 luckily the course was mostly downhill,1
I'm not looking forward to tonight,0
@kelbell5616 hahaha yah cause I'm mileys number one fan! And yes you should be here!,0
"Great little accessory  Swiss Card Lite from Victorinox, available from webtogs.co.uk - http://bit.ly/jpBhg",1
For you @LaylaEl fans ..i just entered her OFFICIAL TWITTER page and 40+ of her new friends are gone!!  have to add her later -ugh!!,0
Helping my sister look for jobs in DC,0
what am i gonna do?! im so scared.. what if its back..  totally didnt expect that from todays hospital appt.. i love you Mom :'( xo,0
jsikflsagj I hate hate hate hate hate driving,0
"@Rockcreekcreate thanks!    I haven't been keeping up with it though, haha, trying to get back into it!",1
OMG... the skit on Jimmy Kimmel on Archie and his dad.....  I'm sorry... I didn't find that funny.,0
Morning Lovely Twitterville  I have a headache today.,0
@str8photography i am checkin what u r doing.. u follow me then when i follow u back .. then u unfollow me.. 2 times,1
i've turned text updates off now cos idk how much they'll cost me to get in tunisia,0
In Starbucks. Have not been in one for a couple of years. I miss the local coffee shops in Venice Beach    Cincy is no Shangri La.......,0
@lydkwan house chores.,0
"I'm ecstatic about the Lakers championship, but kinda sad that there's no more basketball games to watch",0
Trance or Drum'n'Bass are awesome for working!!  *dances it out*,1
@daNanner Hi there! Nice to meet you,1
good gracious.. subways are not supposed to collide  Prayers to the injured and casulties on the DC Metro,0
.HOUSEEEE.,1
@Chrismnix gagging for you haha let's see how you feel tomorrow,1
@PennyRed this was great,1
Hangin with my band.Cool,1
@PixiePolaroid If you could go to Australia...they are playing some concerts there this summer,1
Brokeback Mountain is so depressing!(,0
"jizzed in my pants, on a boat.",1
Why is mms still not working on my damn iPhone,0
"Good afternoon people! How has your day been?  Mine's been quite good, with a touch of embarressment. Haha xo",1
is gettin ready to head to Corbin's Memorial Services in Rio..,0
@faaangs I think the lagging is really all @omgpop.,0
@wendilynnmakeup Aww! Cris comes a visiting! She looks fab! God. Does she know how many people love her?  She's the Queen!,1
"Sytycd I love the ChBABE, but that didn't look good...",0
Lovely coffee,1
@andymcnally @jde @kookychick thank you re: Max ...,1
"There's no wifi where we are at, so I will be without internets until Monday night, no BEDA posts either",0
"My friend, @lyndzei is going to be up in Orem for a few days. Anyone one local should show her some love and hospitality.",1
"Had a great time at Phoenix Farmers Market this morning, ran into @drgilpin--enjoy your blood orange Queen Creek Olive oil! I'm jealous",1
surprised at finale of BGT in the end - but judges did it beforehand - they manipulated the results b'cause ppl voted on what they said,0
so some arseholes have bought my domain name until april next year  working out if i should go with .co.uk or change the name,0
@alexmartinezjr I have been trying but can't,0
"All done and ready to leave Canberra! 26hrs, 3 gigs, 4 coffees and 1L coke later... Sleep in truck time",1
@SongzGirl Lol! We shall see! I like that I'm Followen u!  I don't Like not being Followed Back! (Wink!),0
i start tweeting and now the sex sites are tweeting back,0
Watching blue crush... Yay,1
love this f'n show. plus got a good beer buzz thanks to brennan's...thank you birthday jesus,1
How'd you all like wembley?!? JB + McFly = my favorite bands together = heaven!! Best concert ever,1
@lovemaltine ahhhhhhhh tirou a foto...,0
@wiss_curious awesome movie !,1
@Crystaleux I miss you,0
@whatsnext Fair enough. Will try this one for awhile...it's not my favorite by any means but I need a new "big giant head" shot.,1
@MichaelC109 a friend deleted them by mistake  hopefully we can retrieve most of them,0
Season finale of the hills tonight!! Lauren won't be coming back...  boo!!!,0
Live & Learn,1
@LawPaul  Oh dammit! I always miss the pop culture references! And I love Fight Club!  *loser*,0
"this is nth attempt by govt of india, voter id i have 3 cards already",0
"mothers day, with mom. as it should be  haha. Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers! xoxo",1
goodnight twitter.... tomorrow gym!,0
Watching die hard with a vengeance...very kickass,1
Note to self: if it says on the drugs packet "To be taken with food" there's probably a good reason for it.  Empirical test confirms it,0
"@SimonPorter lol yeah, to the MAX. Sadly one of the machines is running vista (@1.6GHz) so the only bit thats EXTREME is the lag",0
Going to sleep. Goodnight to all my followers,1
"@Fearnecotton aaaaa, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!",1
"@Jeffrey_Donovan Well, you can count on @TrishEgan & I - we'll be watching",1
@imunpredictable well I wanna know y u didn't reserve ma hotel 4 N.O...lol...u dnt want me 2 go,0
@Shifter99 me and @ryan_connolly are currently working on it. and its coming along nicely.  and i do have the G1. its the balls!,1
"I can't sleep cuz my throat hurts alot, & I can't find any cold/congestion meds, & now the outside birds are singing morning already!",0
Ugh. My poor head.,0
@ShaneZeranski Will do!,1
It's @andremichelle s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a 'hi' from the twittersphere would do some good,1
Nice to be back in the saddle after LONG weekend of flying. Bike  No bike,0
Already a bit tired and have night shift coming up later,0
@MissNikkiBee Nikki yu are currently being follows by yours truly,1
@JGDemas by tomorrow I will be homesick,1
& at ashleys house,1
ugh no meet Rashmi wanted an auto on her fedora,0
Going to sleep.  Wish me good luck on my exam tomorrow.,1
@amy__xx yepyep,1
finished watching Season 1 of Sex & the City...no wonder my mom didn't allow me to watch before  i'm definitely a charlotte...LOL...XD,1
I don't think I'm gonna make it through tonight with much ease. I miss my friends,0
@HMSophie pretty pretty!!!  Thank you for sharing!,1
"@dispy I thought the highway was really scary at first, and now I prefer it. Just take your time and eventually it'll click.",1
@amypaffrath Damit I forgot to watch Kendra last night  So are you enjoying being back in LA ?,0
@PetiteKiki07 with my luck this year she will die.  that would not be fun to deal with. I don't like being home alone for a week,0
yay for this: @6thSense x HHO artist of the week http://bit.ly/OhorN,1
only got to watch half of "he's just not that into you",0
work!  ugh!!!!,0
being reminded I'm supposed to design sites for IE. I'm on FF sometimes safari. IE!? haven't used it in a decade but I gotta design 4 it.,0
i miss my husband.   #justsayin,0
@Mechanical_Mind I get most of the errors when I switch the bloody thing on!,1
@woodycakes ahhh! i hope so too! let me know .. hehe!,1
Not excited of blowing out another candle today... [as when I was a kid!]   We gotta grow up soon or later...,0
its not as good as i thought it would be man,0
Getting ready for class.....feeling a little sick,0
@FafsaHelp i don't know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.,0
"going to see Beyonce in Dublin tonight, i SO CANNOT WAIT!!! i bet she's AMAZING!!! whoop, this cold is NOT gonna stop me",1
@CTerry1985 and knowing her track record we'd be successful,1
@DHSmostwanted I do the shameless plug all the time...hasn't worked.,0
@nelliecapellie hey!! sorry I never texted you back! But this weekend is Ale's b-day!  So I can't go! What about next weekend?!,0
"@mohamadreza Oh Got it dude  But for today, the weather is fine, I believe.",1
I'm not a fan of all day trainings I Novi. I'm one sleepy girl.,0
@Comecaliente34 : i wondered if it was actually as gross as it looks i guess so lol u can't jus put hamburger meet in a wrap,0
Gah my body is so weak,0
this is gonna sound really sad & depressing but I really really miss my uncle Sam,0
bed time. 3 day weekend for me! no need for school on monday.. then 3 days of year 2 left.,0
Has made scones yet no one is here to eat them,0
Nvm. I don't feel like playing kickball today. Don't wanna hang out with stepfather's relatives either. They're such snobs.,0
@ScottRhodie haha would have cone back legless!!! Thanks scott. They hurt now though,0
Going to red river rumble with mom and shael tonight after dinner  yayness!,1
@ktlen234 I dont know  I went online and they are selling tickets...I'm confused,0
& i have the SAT tomorrow!!!   Everyone wish me luck!!!,0
"@doncarey sux cuz when i last saw you i wuz like.. eh, ill see him again so ill tell him "good luck & have fun" later. but  so good luck!!",0
"@ElizabethPW I'm thinking the yahoo email today is the strangest, one from hotmail was nice - but both still want something",1
@AmeliaCostello I wish we still had one more year at Taft,0
i wish i had my camera back  now i can't be a badass photographer anymore.,0
Watching 90210 replays. Now I miss 90210 all over again! 2 and a half more months,0
@StoneZoneShow  i only had one bowl lol,1
@Spitphyre I know it was in March. Just wanted to register my attendance in your b' day wishes! Have a nice day ahead,1
@abramatafa yep @misssheeda twitterrific premium is still down  but I have 2 other twitter apps on my iPhone,0
why won't you install on my computer tweetdeck,0
Figured it out. Next question ... is it "website" or "web site",1
"@darrensoh yup, studying. At least I'm trying to. Trying to let the stuff I read enter my brain permanently.",1
"idk wtf is wrong with my insides, but i think im gonna diagnose myself with "half the flu". Only ralphin' bile all day  i feel terrible",0
@Geekwife He sounds like a typical male  Can't wait to see pics of him enjoying the new finds!,1
It smells badly of garlic,0
"@LarsLarsonShow: me, too. having lots of trouble with the KXL steam.",0
@shennn wala  I wish I have his shades.,0
i want go to the jonas concert,0
@KAM430 haha I know dear! I just didn't know what to caption it! Haha have fun journal writting,1
@yourvegas  when are you coming back to minneapolis?  remember were crazy here lol,1
can have all day sickness if it wants but im gonna enjoy the sun it's nice in the garden,1
"@soveren LOL, not quite. But it was a good night",1
"From the engagement shoot yesterday:  http://tr.im/lAez. Tilt - check. Sepia - check. I know, I know, but I like it",1
Watching Blink... poor Billy,0
the Wintu word for "mistletoe" is "lol." LOL,1
@TASwain AGREE,1
"@mistresskitten Thanks, cyber hugs to you too. Sometimes the "family" you choose is the best-and the hardest to loose  been there too",0
@mabuhaybananas could you help me with it later?,1
"tired and missing my boy. have tan lines though, result",1
@kimberlykeith Thx Kimberly - I will try to remain transparent,1
@darkiieboi626 told yo ass my eye was tripping Pink eye,0
"Oh, sky.. You're crying again.",0
"Getting ready,",1
@Zenamydog #Asylm Thanks for the time!  I barely know what time it is HERE- only that I should have been sleeping 6 hours ago,1
I like this face -_- it's cute  haha,1
"No more bloodshed, u're killing my sisters and brothers you animals. I want this nightmare to be over!",0
Maaan i forgot i had my outline for speech due tmw,0
gonna miss my ams. won't see him for two weeks,0
@Escape_my_fate lmao  i'll put a picture up tomorrow,1
@perezhilton great job on Larry King Perez! You definently know what you're talking about,1
@n8lewis I wish that I could have helped,0
I see britney fuck vid is having a rest & horny hottie is taking over  I got 8 this morning !!!!,0
@Shouq heeey missed you  whats up ?,1
mellow. asher roth. enough said  text me.,1
"Then again, my opinion may be a bit biased because I loved the Da Vinci Code soundtrack. ).",1
@Falcon7012 i find it hard leaving any kind of raw cake mix alone  esp banana and chai cake,0
@SoberJazz glad you had a great time,1
@dannyrobinson is that Rob in the back of that pic or am I imagining things? He ducked out of LP halfway through...,1
Eleanor been on msn! But nows shes gone,0
youtube.com/user/minorityxx a few videos up,1
@sionefua haha welcome to the darkside,1
"okay, showered, shaved and time to get dressed and dried.",1
"@amoatthedisco BWAHAHAHAHAHA, it's because i'm never absent.",0
@Steves71 Lots better now  worst thing besides being ill was people mumbling about swine flu - kept them away from me though ;),1
@Chandlermarieb your saying that now,1
Why are guys Dickheads when they dont get there own way!!!,0
Off.  Before the storm,1
""always gonna be an up hill battle, sometimes I’m gonna have to lose"",0
What a day! Everyone swing by NeoCon booth # 7-4123A to see VARIER!,1
@bigbluebronco  i love you,0
@thekelliejane You're way sweet. And yes I heart Recoil,0
Damn AT&T on my nerves. Been on phone for over an hour. They suck,0
Leaving for my train now.. there'll be a message for you guys tomorrow,1
@BrisbaneGirl he he ... well i try to be,1
@tpittarese oh yerah Honda fit is excellent. that was my first car but a bit too expensive when i tried refinancing,0
6 years ago today... RIP Grampy  i love you so much.,0
just spoke at the Womens Republican club. great group. thx crystal for the suggestion. now @ Applebees for desert: triple choc. meltdown,1
@Little_Lin ok I get the hint lol,1
@devilsplay Poor baby in WI  God I wish I could deliver some justice on people who do that to babies.,0
ohh! one more month til Nothing Personal comes outttt  so stoked,1
@trinarockstarr woooosaaaa woooosaaaa  are you relaxed yet?,1
hates the fact that i have summer school almost everyday.. whatever good night tweets up and early tomorrow,0
@maddiekelly yes ma'am i did  did you get mine?,1
pretty bored. i think ronald is home from the feild but he's not talking to me. :/ watching robs fantasy factory,1
i am so excited about THURSDAY and FRIDAY! Thursday = hair colour change! + friday = showing it off at the fair with the crewww!,1
getting ready then out for the night,1
on the phone with sarah RIGHT NOW :O,1
sbrookey asking dad tips regarding getting more followers >> well .. loose pants baby . gold and shiny ones too,1
Boat = Awesome,1
@ProjectMayhem69 i know jones  oh well i got quite a haul at a-kon picked up shin chan 6 dnd books some dice a board game and some shirts,0
@crazykelliemae aww haha. im sorry  lol. i would txt u a pic of bella BUT OH WAIT your phone is broken. Lol.,0
I feel a lot better!!! All i needed was to sleep and rread 250 pages of maximum ride,1
Magic in 3. Kobe leaves team after losing game 3 by 25 points. Lakers forfeit before game 4.,1
@swinfrey Happy BDay,1
"@MariahHoneyLee not good, my picture is gone!",0
@votesarahlouise well we are very funny,1
@GillesMarini America misses you too. More pictures please!,1
...listening to The Cure...,1
@ChesneyHawkes any chance of a follow back as proof you mean that?,1
True Caribbean girl! Just ate a pretty good Haitian mango  (via @yali2005) stop..you're makin my mouth water!,1
@karineb22 yeah!!! have a great summer break!,1
"just got home, me & holly are eating ice lollies  so glad exams are over...rest of the week off",1
"@MeredithStar damn u leaving to, another one bites the dust  it's time for me to get out of here",0
"@spazzyag lame!  I was gonna see if you wanted to get lunch after church tomorrow, but I guess that's not gonna happen   Next time tho!",0
I wish i was a simmer.,0
@TINKerbell788 your pics are clearer & better than mine. they are all grainy & have arms in the way. i'm short!  sucks,0
What a day,0
It's the weekend for me. Yeeha!!!! My collar bone is out of place. Can't seem to get it back in line. OW,0
feel free  war is over !!!!!!!!,1
@jpinnix wish i could've afforded u 4 yrs ago when i got a bludomain site. went 4 cheap template *sigh*  will be a client someday!,0
"happy mothers day to all the mothers, grandmothers, furbaby mommies, etc!  heading out for breakfast with my mom shortly",1
breakfast & later we do a paper round  ...,1
A beautiful sunday it is  how r all the tweethearts out there?,1
"The boring holidays, it feels the time has slowed down",0
"I want some coke, chocolate, and bread  Too sick to go out and sneeze on everyone. I hate being ill.",0
Lia Antalogianis added a discussion: Lia Antalogianis added a discussionBrand New!I'm brand new here!  I&.. http://bit.ly/8CyNW,1
@aplusk was sweet of you to wish all us moms a happy mothers day! Thank you! Hope you and demi enjoy your day!,1
Watching a movie. Chillin.,1
Auntie left me   And I had just gotten her trained again.,0
laying by the pool. not a cloud in the sky!,1
Terminator was a kick-ass movie!,1
this is it! it's the day! - gue dari pagi nugguin pak pos. belum dateng2  deg2an bgt gilaaaa. honestly gue... http://tumblr.com/xei23in7m,0
urghhh have to go to my Grans today  Its sooo boring and I hate Sunday dinner,0
Now I have the song "Amarillo by Morning" stuck in my head. Guess where we are now?,1
Off to bed gotta start work @ 5 drivin to nowra doin an overniter hope it's not too cold so I keep gettin better,1
"Hey Hannah here, training so far has consisted of two gym sessions (need to buy a bike) of 20km in 51 minutes. 40km on day little worried",0
On days like this when I need direction and 2 have an open honest no judgement convo w/ some1 I really miss Big Will.,0
so i made the yummst cup cakes passion fruit flava yumO as iv already eatn 4 biggy i know  hOpe everybOdys well #Mitchel Musso-,1
@MairiMcNeill Aye! It's not easy ironing on a desk by the way! Suit is done and ready Could be better though,0
"@Viennah A nice jewelery box would've been a good idea!  I got her body wash etc, generic, but will do jewelery box next time",1
"I really wanted online access to the Kenyon Review to read one poem, and I don't think my work has access to it",0
"@shontelle_layne hey shontelle, how long is u here for? i never got a ticket.  do coome again. go shopping on grafton street, xP  :L",0
hmmm....just here!!!,0
Dr.'s appointment on Wednesday.,0
Sounds like a case of the monday's,0
@samirmishra i already have a bad cold sirji!,0
I'm going to have new glass stuff in my shop today. The kiln was good to me. I just have to go get pictures,1
"@SHararah: YOU HAVE TWITTER!! How come no one added me, I posted it on the harara-h-group. You guys are all haters! WOW no one added me!",0
tanning todayy  then idk what elsee..,1
@DJJONASTY no not freelon's  tell harvey he needs to bring me out lol,0
@mileycyrus I wanna go to one of your concerts! I wanted to go to your sweet 16 but my mom wouldnt pay,0
Okay...I'll juuuuuuuust finish off Conan's 2nd episode before I hit the sack.,1
"@lowfatevil Deadly, when you're here send me a text. I'll head back home when you are",1
burning all my imovies over to dvds because im computers getting replaced..,0
@GabbySibajaOST AH! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS MY TWITTER STREET TEAM! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH! <33 everyone  follow @gabbysibajaost,1
@ThomasLierzer I didn't! Was very careful  So good!,1
i have so much homework  i think i am going to hide in a corner and cry.,0
new profile picture with new glasses.,1
@kmatthews Thank you so much for a great term! I had a blast and learned a lot.. You are just as awesome as my roommates had said!,1
Well... Why not share this? http://vark.com/s/RkfQ,1
@ltkpht listening to Evergreen Terrace,1
Two days to go! haha. Can't wait.,1
I am so tired I am going to go make a starbucks run,1
@stefan_k maybe next day,1
"using the web to tweet, phone is crap",0
@SecondChanceUK i added you ^.^ i like ur song the show,1
@andreamj9 I don't have a key to my pool.,0
just did my confirmation now we're having breakfast,1
@SuperRecords   And when? often say to us!,0
sunday....oh no! tomorrow i must go in school  ...♥,0
"-167 days  you promise me, remember?  I hope...",1
@_pixie_ agree! This is open the windows and air out the house weather,1
"At work, and loving it! Today is going to be awesome, I can tell.",1
Thanx for tweets re Donal! How absolutely terrible   why do ppl do such things ?,0
@yinkae yah man panicpanicpanic. i have 2 more papers to go lar. thurs and fri. how sad,0
@supersandro everytime that song ends i just play it again...,1
Bed time!!,1
@2ems That is so Stylish! Let your wife know how talented she is. Vader would kill me if I dressed him in anything. He is a Boxer-Pit,1
"@jordanknight "tight with Jordan Knight" ha ha, luv this one  enjoy your day!",1
I'm here one more time.. & I'm so sad,0
@tassicle yeahhh I should. It's just so hard to try tooooo  stupid boys. Oh and the band was at the back of the store lol,0
had a great time with friends tonight followed by a great time spent with my family....now I'm tired and off to bed soon!!,1
"Acquired today: Bettie Page coasters, an awesome book (name too long for tweeting!), hair bow, necklace, & Russell Brand DVD.",1
http://tr.im/igZc Tall DJ says:: bye native,1
@justincookmusic see what you mean about transitions. Not crazy about them either. Or my frames.,0
@nodabear89 @Cmacbrohn87 awww is he okay?  nd we know were special lol we come in pairs too just like a nut sack lmao,0
360's shutting down  I'm gonna miss the sight of my previous addiction,0
@charnellpugsley Howdy and Happy Sunday!,1
"@secondpower my birthday is june 10th, if you replied to me on twitter it would make my day  youre effing amazing!",1
'PayPal' is my rant of the day.  Timewasters! #Rant,0
@byproduct this house  it's what we've been waiting for.,1
but before that.. gotta do some self study in math....,1
Was able to talk to a few people I had classes with. It was nice.,1
"happy , i finally might be getting my 09  . but i`m still stuck in between that 09 or the g1 .",1
"School 8-11:30, work 12-6, gym 7-10... I just want to take a nap!!",0
How I met your mother and Scrubs in role! YEAH! "Cause I'm FLY!,1
"@mcflyharry Harry, says 'hi carol', pleaseeeeeeee, i beg i beg, i cry so much ( please please I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (( answer me. aah  10",0
@fromthestars OMG Zoo and Ocean World right?? I only spent a day in SD :| It seemed pretty!,1
my brother is coming tomorrow yayyy,1
@x_Maxine_x I hate workin wen its nice outside :^) like yesterday and saturday,0
Backyard is finally getting landscaped!  Only downfall is that I already miss Spudnik who is staying at his grandparents for a few days,0
@seditionary77 yace... I calleds yas,1
Sweet sweet dreams,1
"A boozy weekend has been had, but now the inevitable return to reality. Newcastle WILL be relegated",0
Gosh #Git can be very painful with multi-staged branches,0
has come to the conclusion that tagged is crap.. I would rather use twitter.. however I will see how I go.. mummy's on her way  <3,1
@jcalovine are you guys coming to Boston tonight? Anddd don't worry ill get that link to you so we can have twin laptops,1
"@xxTylerxoxo ugh, don't talk about food.  I'm so hungry and my mom was like "figure it out" and I was like "yes, with my imaginary car" xD",0
can't  believe it's a week since seeing QI being taped. Wish I could have gone every night and sampled the other guests so to speak,1
Back in Madrid.  Sweet home,1
Sick  And cant sleep,0
Boo Windows Update making me wait to install Sims 3,0
@vp2008 i already reported like 50 guys but there are too many! And there is the server 'team -CDF-'. Im banned on it.,0
@prettygrltrice i'm trying 2 get tatted!. but he doin other ppl shit      PISS ME OFF,0
@alliereynolds Tell everyone i say hi! And sorry i couldn't make it,0
I need to catch up on a few things. I will be back in a couple of hours!,1
George (T.R.Knight) is leaving Grey's!,0
@eemilymmay you are lucky!! I have a forensic exam first up so no sleep in for me,0
http://tinyurl.com/laoups This doesn't help me because I don't have an iphone yet.  AT&T #iphone #squarespace,0
Follow friday you guys should follow me.,1
"@marksvoice   Ah, proverbial foot in mouth again!  Ooops!  Don't ban me please.  ;-)   Long story, 140 characters.  Will I ever hear it?",1
"@documented I'd get one, but the monthly bills are way to high for me to justify it. I've been looking for a new phone for a while now",0
@LittleMissEmma awesome film!  lots of Downey Jr goodness!,1
Hoaaaaaaaaaaaaa  fucking DAY!,0
Hmm... the new sports catalog and card jitsu updates are not appearing for me,0
"Pro tip: Don't buy your girlfriend or wife an iPhone. And for the love of God, don't tell her about iTunes gift cards. 3 a day is bad.",0
sigh...november can't come soon enough,0
massive scratch on my face JOY,0
"chouette, y'a cold case sur canal+sport",1
"Sad, Dissapointed and Upset",0
"will be in paris soon gosh i feel so alive  guess what taylor dumped me, S",1
Toadies on the radio. Went 2 this show in 94 and got kicked out 4 undrage drinking! Only got 2 c Brutal Juice and CIV!,0
I love my baby and right now he is being mean to me,0
"Morninggggggg. I slept later  It's 12pm, oops!!",0
More hw,0
"On my way to work, at least it no double today",1
"Nutella?: Suddenly had a realization that there's a jar downstairs, and now I want to grab a spoon and splurge.   Edit:  http://is.gd/KMyU",0
felling geeked ...need company,0
Movie night with the family and the boyfriend......  Skipping revision..,1
this song ALWAYS gets me,0
Just got thru watchn my boo on youtube. he is so CUTE! and well dressed..Awwww!!,1
Aight I think I twitted so much now. Im going to stop now. Tomorrow again. I still have to finish my chem lab write ups. Aight gud nyt,1
"Heading off for another day of cleaning houses. I owe, I owe...",1
@CathrineSchack  who's martina? x,0
@TroyStith hello!,1
"@StuartGarrard wow thanks dude, thats a very nice way of spinning it! got it on 360 and PS3 with 2 modded fightsticks",1
"@dougiemcfly : dougie, it's coffee. There's no "I" on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome",1
Using finalcrit.com as my web portfolio not working out so well. Uploads are grainy and the site is unreliable  Back to the drawing board.,0
"@ksymmonds @lcaller Sorry to have missed it. Yes, I'm a lazy bastard  Up, but still not dressed",1
"hey follow me and i will give you all updates, pics, videos, sites, etc..on Selena Gomez. ask me questions and i will always reply",1
"last time i did skipping, i did it for an hour straight and i badly pulled a muscle in my leg, which uhh, really hurt.",1
I think my jade plant was hit with blight,0
@brandyraquel05 but they're not real! The real ones are like a grand each  what i need to do is go to the philippines and shop there Haha,0
Hmm  The last weeks of school are the worst!!!,0
going home finally! I miss my puppy,0
"@OMGitsJessieLee I'm sorry to hear about your friend, I know how it is to loose someone",0
So... How was graduation? I want details,1
@storm u'll be able to import your flash  jeeej,1
"is having a great convosation with a certain somebody, and hopes its sunny tomorrow so we can go walton gardens  xx",1
"laundry, it's not even mine   but tonight is one of the two gay dance events a month.... vt is so lame most of the time",0
is hopeing she can go to cardiff and see the nolan sisters in consert (yn) tickets are £35 too expencive  but hopeing i can :/ x,0
#truthis I'm feeling this guy od but he's not feeling me,0
@Cboardkid YouTube,0
#liesboystell I just met my friends *sweet smile*  - yeah rite.,1
why does he have to live so far away,0
@truetwilgirl Thanks and good night,1
Takin a break. Fixin to go see polar bears,1
@hopskotchbandit Assssssssshleyyyy! I wanted to extreme nap today but I can't get comfortable,0
@DonnieWahlberg crap!! I am in Rainy New York!!!,0
@_secretgarden_ I'm well but have been bitten this morning by a blooming insect in the garden  How's about you?,0
"watching big bro! its nearly over tbh though, i'm really sore  i'l tweet more pics toorrow! omg cant wait for alton towers  Nighttt xo",0
@Johnnyacop  johnny i hate u for not explaining ur surgery shit..i cnt believe u had a back surgery and didnt tell us.i felt so left out!,0
"all test results are clear...which means its viral  all we can do is wait...Jesus keep my daughter in your loving arms, comfort her, a ...",0
@Holliexxxx  im not a nincompoop :'(,0
@DavidArchie Aww. I wanna watch the UP too!  Was it a nice movie?,0
forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report  im lazy to read,1
@Sengupta Maybe that explains it. Our syllabus for most stuff (esp. CS) is shit here,0
@moonfrye I know exactly what you mean.,1
@x_maricca_x I won't be outside whole weekend. Have to study,0
hella cravin' a twinkie. lolol. or one of those "hostess" snacks. this is fail! because i practically work out everyday nowadays..  tr ...,0
@RiskyBusinessMB wish u guys were gonna be in vegas next weekend,0
@cinttia_jonas WhaTTTTTTTT el twitter de Joe ??  no se cual es !!!!!!,0
@charltonbrooker You've got my sympathy - I've got to go have my back X-rayed,0
Trying to buy somthing in the #makershed but they dont take German creditcards and they dont talk to Germans,0
I should call this place "The House of Snores",0
My iphone's being rediculous. I hate this thing. Kidding. I love you iPhone please work for me I really don't hate you. Just don't break,1
"@ToasterBoy roger that, it happens.  Just wondering.",1
@shaundiviney ok lets do it,1
01.00 pm in italy 'n' i'm all alone here on twitter!,0
"@gerdaduring LOL, so ur 'supervising' and providing encouraging support then. Like your style",1
Niños cobardes... make me cry!!!   "fuck the sistem" xD I ♥ Sid...,0
"@MegTheMalex um, yes please",1
Watching Backyardigans with Michaela at ''Papaw's'' house,1
Best get back to doing some work. Tweet to you later. Toodles! xxx,1
@kangaroogav  how come am gettin brick tossed,0
also loves Lauren!,1
@ebassman @ColorblindFish Is that right Ethan??? I'm gonna have to party with ya in LA for sure then!!!!,1
"looking up stuff that may help me see better, first suggestion to cure my eyes made em worse",0
god im so lost in this site... sorry,0
@McRiddlahpants i wanna do more shows its the money factor thats holdin me back from actually gettin it done  booooo,0
@BlueSpirit3 cant check links from mobile,0
"hahah my little sisters lyingg on the ground tryingg to put the dummy back in herr mouth, she looks soo funny",1
Am seeing so much clutter everywhere?...  need to find some new storage space or some type of solution...help!,0
"fail, i meant last day tomorrow",1
At work. Can't wait to get home to my woman. . i know she cooked for me. . .,1
@katherinemarsh awww m sufferring too,0
that test was HARD!!! I dunno if I passed!!  I will find out very shortly tho...,0
Wishing I was not awake.  Time to see what's on the tivo that might lull me to sleep.,0
I feel like complete shit. Only three more hours of work!,1
@simonkirkman I will not change myself to be ur dream girl... Well actually I already am ur dream girl but my hair is the wrong colour,1
@ddlovato i dunno demi  ignore them they are dumb they only know what others tell them to be true than to actually figure it out.urperfect,0
@CorinaConstance ... Oh yeah!  I guess the trinity of 3 theory is complete,0
And smoked 3 cigarettes in a row before smoking a joint. Due in 5weeks,0
Traffic far as the eyes can see~ not moving at all...guess me & Brooke weren't only ones who thought the beach sounded like a good idea,1
@Diredruid lol your afk so..... i'm off to shower etc i'll see you tomorrow dude,1
Darn you Crypto Badness 400.,0
always bad news...,0
its my bithday & i'll cry if i want to!!! .............. but i DONT want to .... cos its all soooooooo goooooooooood!!,1
"@JasonBradbury sell it, get COD on console, replace desktop with Mac. Sorted",1
just acted rly dumb and feels bad.,0
@BrokenSword LOL - im just fumbling away at it - its all good fun -,1
I have such a tired headache right now,0
Wohoooo mike brown won on wec  California boy just too pretty LOL anyone see where he broke his hand?,1
@DustinJMcClure thanks for telling everyone what i listen to.. dork!!,1
"Coloursfest 2009 was awesome, had a ball!",1
@TrustTommy like you aren't already! I was planning to learn from you,1
"Wow, this is possibly the last time I'll see chelsea and kaitlan till next year",0
Mmmmmm tea and home baked biscuits. The two together are medicine for the soul,1
Off for coffee with me old mates the Archaeology dept. Combining all of my current and old jobs together for this one,1
Yay on study leave for a week and a half,1
@vishnupsp sob...sob...  wish i were there too mate....!,0
@RocknMommy4 Don't worry about sounding like a moron your previous tweets took care of that!,0
Did my stb just became stf? Or did he just died?  - http://tweet.sg,0
I am starving... i think im gun go cook something... but... i just dont know what...,0
had a fantastic afternoon with friends but now far too exhausted to go to the movies. Don't care; friends are better than film.,1
"12 days till the new JB cd, 21 days till i turn 17",1
"Sigma 70-200mm f.2.8, is waiting for me at the local post office, but I don`t get home to pick it up until thursday  #sigma",0
"Night, Night guys, Yikes school tomorrow  but i'm getting my Mac Book after school hopefully!!! Wohhooo",0
"is feeling the blues, listening to Muse, and missing that one and only that I most dreadfully miss...",0
is pleased at the osperys reult .. we beat scarlets,1
@inti_minty thanks.,1
"@loki0717 I did.  Sad, sad.  He's my favorite character on Grey's.  #PETERFACINELLI (hahaha!)",0
So the pop show was pretty fun. One guy made my fkn day!! Gooood times,1
and my nose is heaps sick too,0
@turpy Aww Turp! I thought it was how you felt about me,0
"Campfire at bret bolles, then sleep.  Back to work tomorrow!",1
I love free food,1
Escaping from the plane bc I'm too sad to leave.   not really but I wish,0
"@prolificd sadly the cam is out of battery, n my phone cam sucks..",0
@sheilawesome I wish I had a uke.,0
@WDWHAPPY ur not going? I'm on mandatory best rest till Mon. I can't go,0
"@dougiemcfly  hey ,   do you like Brazil ?",1
sleeping over at isa's & sad michelson lost the open,0
@shammac not all over your pretty feet!,0
@EvilNanny still feeling wobbly then  I think the 450 tripped you on purpose - it's naughty like that!,0
"@m0php of *course* I do! haha No, anything to do with space fascinates me",1
"@LyndiT Chilled at a campfire, had a snack, watched Snake go nuts.  I just bathed him to wash off the dog slobber and dirt.",1
taking a showe and more homework and then SLEEP,1
@laurentmeyvaert Come man... You can't tweet about studying and connect to Twitter at the same time,1
"@Vosty heheh i know how that works, grew up in lang'a & now live in mikocheni, same problem. fill every tin in the house  mimi nipo",1
"boys over flowers. I love. Oh yes, i do.",1
Farewell and goodbye big asss show. ill miss you,0
"So dead, partying for Freddies birthday",1
@chi_weets is cranky.,0
"Morning lot. Didnt wake up as early as i wanted (an hr ago), but thats okay. Lots of laundry to do today. But 1st, breakfast. Yumm..",1
great conference but no mass effect 2  nintendo and sony have to pull out something incredible to top that #e3,0
@tygerland Not really BBQ weather here at the mo,0
Omg the past few weeks have been crazy way to much partying or possibly not enough,1
"@thesweatersong When I was 20 months I was in to The Who, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen.. no Barney when I was a kid",1
has gone down in flames in game 1,0
Off to work on Victoria Day.,0
@jennasie crap  I can't get weekends off,0
wish I could go to the states tonight.. its a missing part right now,0
"Didnt get my iPhone today, sold out.",0
Still feeling gross.,0
"Awesome day: Great pizza, peace carrot cake, Tranformers and hanging out with my BEST Friends.  Downfall: puked all the food.",0
"Just saw a purple bendy bus in uni, I was too slow to snap a pic tho",0
Just placed a large Abel & Cole order consisting mostly of alcohol. I feel sorry for my driver,0
hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Mary Whitehouse - Clean Up National Tv movement,1
Is at the park but has no bread for ducks and geese,0
@Johanna242 you too beautiful!  and thanks for the FF!,1
"@ShawnWhite Damn, man  What kind of car is it?",0
@flywithlolaa I'm nostalgic too,0
"apparently a cup of tea solves everything... well it does in eastenders, so going to go make one and hope for inspiration",1
http://twitpic.com/6t7jv - this is what my sister did after she burnt me  with insence!,0
@iloveicecream1 HHeeellllooooo ... where r u? Do not want to start without you ...,0
@thechkrato No you're not :O I'm so jealous,0
Getting ready to go to a gradulation party,1
i seem to have a virus on my computer...jk i love kim back,1
"@nick_carter of course i wanna go, BUT i'm in Chile, so far",0
"@missdestructo I found my house on craigslist. There was another REALLY unique one on the west side, near galleries. But no A/C.",0
@_Glitter_  o.o even better  where is he from???,1
Working is over rated,0
"Had to stay home from school today, Baby home with a bad cough.",0
@smore12 I think I will... I think I might play a game of Scrabble®... that sounds very nice to me,1
"unexpected guests today or tomorrow, and i dont want to clean",0
How should I know? I am the village idiot.  I am hanging out with my seastar,1
Radio 1's big weekend 2009..gonna b mint ! so many gd artists there man.. it started yesterday   it's all kicking off lol,1
"Ill Maaan,  Got The New Black Eyed Peas Album Playing Through.",0
@drnoise  It was a great show!,1
@Fiestywenchyone Kinda. This time it was names drawn out of an empty Picasso Cows tin  Would you like a pic? ;p,1
@peachtreephoto check your DM box-I sent you the link,1
Welcome to my new followers. Welcome to this mad mad world of twittersphere. I'm honored to be followed by such a huge number,1
@alchemist1906 wait a minute ur older than me??  wth lol,0
AND the full on day of WoW with 2 of my favorite 3 people evar! We're talking >10 hours of gaming goodness!,1
@lastgeek haha. No just didn't see you. New pic. I fail. Good day sir.,1
Dinner was chicken and rice after a cereal bar.  But then I ate the rest of my chocolate covered blueberries.,0
And i kinda luvv my fringe right now. Its short and neat!,1
Making dindin and watching Jon & Kate announce their impending divorce  Quit the show & fix your damn family!,0
@BeCreative76 oh my gosh YAY i wish they had proms here  eh ive been fine OH i got an A in art  so yeah pretty good,0
@JDWRIGHT25 You day sounds better than mine! Revenge always helps to spice up a day,1
"Had a pretty busy day. I accomplished everything I set out to do, stoked! 3 days of work and then 5 more days off. Lame.",0
Bordom... It's lunch and Mum is running around the shopping center to do something when me and my sister are really really hungry,0
"just saw claire off to houston  i won't see her for 2 weeks! now finishing getting packed, gotta be ready by 1 to leave at 2!",0
Arghhhh! Lightening Has Just Struck Right Outside My Bedroom Window  Not A Sight I Wanted To See....,0
awake. i feel so unproductive when i'm up this late,0
@mileycyrus so much more to see than the 7 wonders.  like Car Henge in Nebraska.,1
"@LaciParrish well, it could have been Edward... Or the half naked flipper kid",0
"@ace_libre Man, I am too! Am definitely going to Haywire 3!! Can't wait to be apart of this event",1
@rushtonaiter Gutted when I found out you were doing disney gigs. My family fly out tomorrow but I can't go coz waiting on uni results,0
"@_vinyltap heh, that I am",1
@TheCaramelKing thats so unhealthy!,1
@mileycyrus i did it! obviously,1
"@AmericanYard im good....thanks for asking...its safe 2 say that this is my Blewz, since ure asking how Ive been  how r things w/ u?",1
@xo_nathalieee WHAHAA?! I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE,0
"likewise, baby.",1
@saralouhicks haha awww!  I like that my love for montreal bagels is well known,1
@xjillianx awh that sucks  but I'm gonna hunt out movies for out movie night while I'm here,0
I'm bored  and this is my 1030th tweets! lol,0
@mz_Karen  Guess what numbers packed already ...,0
"@EdwardDroste hi, please come somewhere near the north of england..! can't afford atp",0
HE IS GONE  but at the beach and having fun!!!!,0
"is in the wars, big time. going to pick steph up soon",1
@ilovemytroops I'm LOVING your tweets!!! Keep it up!!! They are making me smile!  #NYCFW,1
#eu09 vergüenza a todos los que no votaron / Shame on all those who didn't use their vote,0
YAY! workk?,1
awesome night  jhffvuyeui ;D,1
"http://bit.ly/NSesS  check this Lego - Architecture kit,wish i had it whe i was a kid",0
feels like shit  x,0
@RobertKazinsky I totally agree wit u there,1
misses his daughter VERY much but is stoaked for the last of the matchbook romance reunion shows tonight !!,1
@ABHA88 Congrats lovely!!!! Hope it is a splendid experience,1
@Awapy Check your FB,1
has the same top as britney spears,1
*Sees the next girl* I LIED!!!!!,0
"not a fan of .NET, VB  I like curly braces a lot.  on top of that.. I don't find .NET a natural language to me. http://tinyurl.com/m9hk8u",0
"Food network, tlc & hgtv all on one day. Who am I, my mom?!",1
on that note i think im gonna go sleep. night all...or day wherever u are,1
"I'm leaving tomorrow, for camp . Be back on Sunday.",1
Saying goodbye to your child for two weeks really doesn't get any easier,0
Well bad news for Thomas. Hes being flown to Houston. Might need metal braces in his legs,0
@shustonphotos http://twitpic.com/6t3q4 - Beautiful !! I love the mountains and what a nice horse...great photo,1
"So the gummint wants to tax my land line to pay for a broadband service that's slower than what we have, and use bbc licence for itv? ugh",0
back in EL to deal with my flooded bedroom,0
@v_cub oh yes... and for me its effing awesome heheh go watch it on youtube,1
want my iphone back..updated !! to tweet more of course,1
"@PillingGA and me  im going out for tea in a bit!  wokwow, here i come ;) nahh im kidding",1
@beemouse nope.. wasn't suppose to be a direct message   I am a very public person,1
@kyleeilerman hope you enjoyed the movie  see you soon babe! xoxo,1
flights to DC from Vegas.  kinda expensive.,0
"whatever..I'll find someone who will treat me good but until then, gonna enjoy the single life.",1
@DanaJeter was he with Rihanna? Liz broke my heart n told me that they are together.  smh....,0
Reading.....I love books,1
I'm sad that I only have a little over a week left on my vacation!,0
The AP Tour is tonight so excited and 5 more day until The Forever The Sickest Kids,1
Squeee!  NPH said "B-T-W" on live tv!  Tonys awesome so far. NPH love still strong.,1
@lausen @catpow3r @icep4ck some old school music for you  ? http://blip.fm/~5fep4,1
@smileyer red carpet starts at 7am? r u serious lol that's soooo early  i hope i can go tmr but chances r low right now,0
Too tired to draw. Too tired to work on internship shit. I just took a shit ton of NyQuil. I'm going to bed.,0
"@pandaeggroll and just so you know, i definitely had to wait 20 minutes for the boys tonight. but i didnt have my phone there to complain",0
@LittleFletcher i cried at bolt it was so sad,0
i wonder how many for mal-purposes.,0
Must get in the shower......but instead I tweet! LOL,1
"@kasperasky do some prob that only 20 ppl have done, enjoy the rank jump  sort probs by # of solvers, do where there is less bheer",1
Is now feeling sick due to the thorntons ice cream  but it was nice to see @mr_nil who popped into the shop,0
@jaybranch We will get blue skies in between those showers but there is a fairly brisk wind that will make it feel a bit chilly at times,0
I have joined the ranks of the truly cool people now,1
@alexissso_o 'like now,1
Happy birthday @SupBritt! now it's bedtimeee,1
@ElizabethDunphy Yes all's well apart from the rather large pile of mulch that keeps screaming spread me oh well better get to it,1
"all these random people are at my house... drinking out of my kegg of beer  sorry beau cant bring it, its nrealy empty",0
one hour late-bad plumbers,0
@cece_newnew lol I need my own personal pic,1
@Yermilla Ahah Unfortunately we can just say Yes/No   I DIDN'T TELL U?! few days before Rabat!! But stay cool! IM NOT IN LOVE ^^,0
excited about spending another fun-filled day with my bfff tomorrow.,1
@xmellyssax other way around  its only morning! not even 10.45 yet. least its almost home time 4 ya?,1
@denkdenkdenk hahaha asyek  bytw englishnya very fluent and natural deh .. anak LIA yah ? HAHAHA lol!!,1
has to do coursework today,0
tonight's wedding was perfect! i got a little emotional a few times. then i got home to find that hubby dvr'd true blood for me. perfect,1
Trying to train myself to be more organised and disciplined in order to be more successful. Kinda goes against my instincts,0
@NiKKiBooP was me saying the first you heard I think there has been a bit a mix up with this sale fan club etc should have know about it,0
Spin class soon... sans my spin friends,0
I wont be taking my test until 06/27/09,0
solving those stupid errors brings joy and peace to the world  (does waste time at times though - hot cabins color grey cells),1
"@raamdev I'll practice with you!  Irene might be up for it, too (she was pretty good in high school).",1
Waiting on the bus.,1
"Everytime I mention the iPhone, I get more app reviewers/creators following me. Now I really need the thing to test em out. #squarespace",1
@the_zac_efron Hey Zac! Just wanna say that I totally enjoyed watching your movie 17 Again! It sure made me feel 17 once more! LOL.,1
didnt get to drive to day  and i cant get my head out of driving mode!!,0
"@jneworleans yeah..chest pains, stomach aches, and throwing up. i'm wondering who i hurt to deserve this pain",0
what a block! Go Hedo!,1
@babygirlparis http://twitpic.com/6ainv - wowwwwww!  love it,1
@PAN1F Not in the least!,0
@soniavelez Why,0
"watching britains got talent, aiden wasnt that good  shaheen was really good! :O and flawless too ;P",0
I am utterly depressed about my iPod.  It's such a good ol' friend & now it has permanant scarring. Maddie is going to fkn DIE! :/,0
oh! and yay!!! finally satisfying my creme brulee craving! Yummmm,1
NO temple shuttles run during the summer,0
i wish chris would leave!! Raidens sleeping for heavens sake.......its my sleep time toooooooo  !!!,0
I still have the raw swine fluy so I have to gp to sleep or I will probs collapse  lol nyt,0
Disappointed that I can't get the palm pre till August,0
@jimmyfallon can't wait to see Dave Matthews Band on your show Wednesday. Nice score!,1
Wow I'm ready to go home. The boys have been in their crates since 2.,0
@NavyGirlCS09 wassup girly?!,1
"May Day, May Day shame its not pay day",0
i wish LA had soft pretzel carts like in NYC.,0
@Lauxo Not next weekend but the weekend after. Come with me and Lauren  xxx,1
Got all the way home and realized I left my keys at work,0
@KimKardashian saaame  @alisha_khan and @iaincurran imagin if i met kim k lol,1
"T at work bought me fudge from Frieda's, she's so nice... so is the fudge",1
i can't stop sneezing. it's miserable feeling.,0
"rain stopped me going to the reception, just caught in",0
@Raatek I shot the closeup down the street.  The family is further down during bike ride.,1
@nik_kee_dee I think it'd take both of us! Haha! And that wanker in the red tie? This is going to be a frustrating episode....,1
@Solar257 You're reading my mind man.,1
"Ow, snubbed hurts.",0
omg! i stopped readin invisible but i just read the last one and i didnt get it at all but it was gr8!  x,0
Is so bored I mite jus fall asleep rite now!!! Borrrriiiinnnnggg!!!!  http://myloc.me/49hb,0
OMG Heavy Rain gameplay footage/screenshots  *sigh* makes me wish I had a PS3.,1
@ddlovato i hope you are having an amazing vacation demi  you totally deserve it. I hope i can see you on tour this summer.,1
@tacomel that sucks  you are proly pissed. Huh?,0
"Beautiful sunny day, good times!!!  Sore throat, runny nose, overall feeling miserable.  Bad times",0
good morning! getting ready to go to work.,1
"@Robi_from_Italy Maybe next sunday I'll go too... As I said, this morning I didn't fell very well  but I'm ready for next week!",0
"To those who would like to see a part of what I do, please click this link: http://bit.ly/wP6rK  thank you",1
"@foxandfriends Gretch - how do we respond to the Judge - or become a fan? I can't find him?  Annette in KY, not Annette Kentucky!",1
oh wow it's pretty empty in here  (thank god),1
On way to Camden Yards train station to drop Chris off.,0
@verito_star  only @nick_carter ;) always blame nick,1
"searching for my friends on here, no luck so far...",0
We get NO breaks in Los Angeles. Wow... just wow. Missing 3s in clutch = you don't deserve to win. I'm sorry to say it...,0
Gonna run home for lunch & suffer through DOOL!!,0
I'm going to play super NO-FRIEND-O for awhile....AKA Super Nintendo...LOL,1
@DavidArchie David you always look very very nice!!!,1
@PollyRodgers ahh ok  ill add you when my ps3 stops being stupid,1
@kim_pericles Yes - I have the same hols as schools  I think I'm back to work on 18th August. Nine and a half days still to go!,1
@Captionwriter Amy!!  why are you sila's friend on facebook?!?! I'd delete taimoor if you break up! I hope you don't break up though!,0
Very disappointed...after my workout,0
@ktrammel @jclevenger has a laptop? Whoa.,1
6am wake up time tomorrow  although I am excited to start my EMT class!,0
BLOCKH3D - BLOCKED UP Out today and available from all good download stores,1
@Rukiaa i miss you,0
Misses her sweet ass sister!! And all my cool friends! I need a dash board drummer!!,0
I've been looking at puppies all day. Ugh!,0
@java_monkey Take me with you?,1
shit hope theres sumthin betta then the muthafuckin greatest then...cus thats what u call me,1
my foots swelling up again  and I haven't even been walking far today  time to go to the docs I think.,0
@rationem I think that if u get on the tweet regularly we can get to know our interests and then we will jam about them  we`ll stay put !,1
i love my purple hair D: why cant my parents under stand that  i dont want them to hate it ....,0
not a thing... watchin tv. time for wine!,1
when I watch finding nemo it makes me happy,1
Prom is amazing. Have to leavein ten minutes though.,0
Come as fast as you can to the park next to the Stroh Ranch Rec Center!,1
@michaelheredia aww you just crushed our dreams of becoming fit..  LOL jkk!!,0
"@eliza if you do, please take photos & show how-to... I'd be seriously tempted to follow in your footsteps",1
@jaejaedynomite thanks!,1
@viviansessoms oh I sent it via ur website I'll try again,1
i hope it not true.   Xabi.. please stay with us.  http://is.gd/KHGZ http://is.gd/KHGZ,0
"Mahalo  great show! @CollieBuddz  aloha, thx for makin it out to Kauai, we enjoyed it!  Safe trip",1
@alicefd what do you mean where have i been? around...still alive  how have things been going? how are you?,1
Eww.... never reading outside again... Just found a yellow spider on me  so gross,0
@SmooothieRider ( laughing ) Yep I know. I'm from Vancouver/Seattle but I have cousins way down south in back country Oklahoma n Texas.,1
@renata_asher @johnembrace @bmgv @stillsafe @stillsafe @janfog @cybervenus @majeedb @RealLifeLoA @journeyPod @KimSherrell thank you,1
I bit my lip and now its all swollen and really really sore,0
@gems_looneytune ...and me. Well i have ALOT of sh1t going on round here but holding it together for the kids tonight. Damn men  Thanks x,0
"went out of town, and back again",1
wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day!,1
Did you know you can't unlock a GMC P/U with a Toyota remote clicker? It's true.,0
Hot day here in southern california. Sitting outside enjoying a glass of iced tea.,1
Watching The Hills!!!,1
@kirstiealley Have I seen you at a Bed Bath and Beyond or something in New Market Square? Thought maybe I had a while back...,1
gonna go to sleep now. feel a little dizzy and sick.,0
@busybry I knew that.,1
Lotus got insane last night thanks to @surrealchicago! Tonight doing it up again in the burbs at Nova Lounge. Reduced bottles 4 industry!,1
Another long and slow day ahead ... *sigh!*,0
"is DEPRESSED. She had huge hopes in going 2 see Mark Kanemura in Beaumont 2morrow, only 2 see her dream die. Maybe someday in the future",0
and the night shift is about to start,1
I feel like Norway`s only Twitter...,1
"@Taylorswift13 Im still trying to hunt my daughter tix 2 ur show in Charleston, WV 4 her 16th bday! Im glad she adores such a sweetheart",1
Trying to think of reasons to leave my warm bed. Coming up zilch but have to get up anyway.,0
Is about to watch the guys tear down wats left of her old house,0
"come to think of it,.... for a lot of things",0
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.,1
"@Erelas Thanks for the retweet, but the contest is over",0
@NYC_CoachO I like the first  name you gave me 1st  sad panda,0
""If I did have Tumor, I'd name it Marla"... watching Fight Club...",1
Great night with all my faves  but way too full and tired towards the end. Time to make up for my 4 hrs of sleep in 2 days!,1
Head ache. Ick! And the Diet Coke doesn't seem to help...at all.,0
@redleg64 i know.. just not to me,0
prom was funnn  give it up to junior council to throw an awesome night.,1
@callkathy I was going to tweet admiration for your long work hours & ongoing call until you gave it away w/ the spymaster update,1
@Veeenice yess  so sad,0
@3lys3 I didn't see your tweet til just now  your clothes are still in there,0
Not sure what just happened... but I think I like it,1
HEY EVERYONE xXxDifferentxXx IS NOW Shay_Songwriter!!!!!! STILL ME THOUGH     !!!!!,1
One more island today hopefully. Tomorrow is our last day in Europe..  excited to finally get home (vista) and sleep in my own bed!!,1
Cant believe how shitty some kids parents are. Poor little thing.,0
@solitarynerd Google Chrome is kinda annoying me,0
@Daniel_Tuttel Oh and your wings stained our counter.Thanks punk.,1
Urgh...eaten too much,0
ЧувÑ?твую Ñ?ебÑ? пиратом: Ñ?ижу Ñ? попугаем на плече и оформлÑ?ÑŽ раздачи на torrents.ru  и DB9,1
The Tony Awards show was fun to watch tonight  Those boys from Billy Elliot were a riot!!  So cute!  They must be rehearsing like crazy!,1
@JasonFlame I know im super late but I didn't realize u had said thanx 4 the follow lol..so ima say ur welcome and thank u 4 the follow!,1
"Flight to London delayed by half an hour, but as I'm in the Emirates lounge I really couldn't be happier",1
"@ACRead save them up, they convert to paper",1
im not watchin MTV movie awards  im soo saaaaaaad!!!,0
@lovexgrace yup,1
111 Hello insomnia.  How are you?  Work is keeping you busy I see.  Good you're so passionate about it. (via @THEsaragilbert) 3:46 for me,0
"If the economy would've been good, I would've been in a newer faster car by now, its been 6 months since my last 4 wheeled toy",0
is feeling pretty good again! Especially considering the caining my poor little brain got last night!! lol Monday Nite Sesh!!!,1
"is stuffed...Tucker's Marketplace rocks my world, but not my waistline",0
"@3plus_talents youll b ok, I'm pretty sure your tomorow will be splendid",1
@Nicole_Odell just followed her,1
my #backtothefeature is trippin  ill get it fixed yoo is there gonna be a stickam tonight tho?,0
"I haven't gotten any twitters since, like, one. Why ?",0
@gabrielledenise snipe *clap 3 times*. that wilderness explorer was the cutest thing ever,1
@keralita13 You might want to report it... it sounds like you might have some kind of virus on your account.,0
http://twitpic.com/5ezum - @ddlovato hey demi! look at this photo. it's a dragon,1
or they just dont want me there,0
Morning' all ! Monday is quite hard after this overloaded weekend,1
@TwiStedCoVerGrl I have a slight headache... prob cuz of the horrible work day I had. I'll deal  how r u?,0
@TheLonely ::Looks disappointed:: Cause I'm the Hug Princess. And I told you my cyber hugs tend to get violent.,1
No show fauxbeau say what? .....hahahaha Oh sweet cheese and biscuits......,1
@genieswan have fun and enjoy the beach,1
@edmundbolton We bought a Kia in February.  Now's a great time to buy; they're desperate.,1
"Verdict: n/a .. it won't start, and is headed off to the Dell depot to get the motherboard replaced",0
Watching fresh prince & painting my nailsss,1
@nivcalderon Wanna come over for shabbat? @Chelifuld makes a killer shnitzel  Is that what you had in mind?,1
SEXiiness!! // http://bit.ly/2fyhbR // I wish I was Dan,0
@damienmulley @miralize @primaryposition howdy,1
my thumb is bleeeeeding! idk why,0
@mileycyrus u need to come to australia  youd love it here! pleasseee add us to ur tour dates! i love you so much.words can't describe it♥,0
"I'm so sleepy today; maybe it's the rain~  It's dark and cool, and rainy~  My day's wide open; no mtgs, rehearsals or deadlines",1
Honza takes his flight back to the Czech Republic in the morning  I'm really going to miss him.,0
Just dopped @meeshonion & fam off at the airport...sad times,0
"@BenTortora the temp domains are just being 301ed to .com.au, makes it easier that way!!",1
that was a boring party!!!!!!!!! thank god i got picked up early,1
"@Avrilwalsh yeah. Hehe. Jason is gadget god , sorry",0
@dark_victory "A whole new wooooooorrrrrrld!" Once a month I hear my property manager sing that in our hallways kinda funny,1
Crying  because I have to put my dog to bed forever today. It is best for him. He is blind and deaf.,0
"@sweetfunkyvint lol, i agree and that is the second response for baby wipe warmers!",1
@mandz3443 oh god! Don't even talk about drinking. I'm hurting after last nite....ouch,0
Cleaning up and enjoying the fresh air this crisp morning. Smells so good in the house,1
Feeling like crap... Can i move home yet?......,0
@SeanScheidt hopefully soonish!  I'm still car-less,0
@inuit_k thanks. but my BB is from company. i can't install anything. even i can't change amount of time b4 it is locked,0
i am @ work. cant believe weekend is over,0
it gets better everytime!  *faints soooo excited! hey @janeseng and @jeannysd we will be there for the midnight premiere! lol,1
Heartbrake,0
one thing i hate about morning : i always wanna back to sleep again when i woke up  ughh.. i have to take my report today!!!,0
@xxadelxx Thank you!,1
woooorking............ in sunday,0
miss you....,0
"With a person like Rajapakshe at the helm of of affairs, Tamil aspirations are as good as dead, Camps are always there for them  #srilanka",0
says ouch!!!  http://plurk.com/p/xsp6x,0
@JonNaNa dang. i just saw the link... that sucksssss,0
right back to chemistry revision...  can't believe i've actually got 3 exams on MONDAY yet i'm sitting here relaxed!,0
is going for a coffee with his ex-girlfriend. unfortunately forced to do it,0
Today have been a slow day so there's not much to tell "/ all of u who live in Canada i HATE U! U guys get to go to mmva! I wanna go to,0
"@ScottEO @Ducky0623 @sinisterf so it's not just me... none of my replies are threaded, so I can't see what u r replying too...",0
"@McFLYFan_Katie Yeah samee, the new ones are going to amazing  x",1
@ladyg007 its n0t in your area  lol.,0
I wish tweet deck would stop crashing,0
@mattdwen I thought you were going to say your first DIVA machine,0
@megandresslar it's pouring here in Seattle. Don't think we'll male that record.,0
@JULIE_MOORE you said you wanted a toyboy? here i am,1
"Chóng mặt, nhức đầu --> ngủ vậy",0
I litterally kissed my pillow goodbye this morning I was so sad to get up,0
@piilow to the lake XD well yeah and it isn't so warm either!,0
@andyfranco Bringing kids?!? Not a chance.  (Couldn't hang out 'til 3:00 in the morning).,1
"Well, I was amused: http://bit.ly/2lUUAr",1
@hcsfchick really?  that sucks. how much are they?,0
@BMUSE dang it! I wish I could help u!  No time,0
@geekmama it's a great little camera - hope to get to grips with it more over the next few days - Loving it though,1
@CaliLewis Saw you on the local Australian news tonight. Congrats on the top 16,1
Goodnight World! Gonna go sleep now...have a pleasant evening,1
@annthewriter I can only get things accomplished whilst he is asleep. Thank heavens he likes to sleep!!,1
Day 6 btw!! Not soo bad. Could be a little bit nicer outside tho,0
"@HilzFuld there are no free meals  but we will love you in any case, even if you sell your balls to orange.",1
@jodieworld Because we need to grow to make Britain better and we need people like these to do so. The AngryMan is almost out of ideas,0
Having a bad day!!!!!,0
Current state of my mac  http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1440,0
ay im bored,0
Any recommendations for good chiropractor/osteo in Cov Garden area preferably? Sore back,0
"is wonderign why when Davod finally comes to England near where I live, he doesn't arrange to meet up",0
@wahliaodotcom Thx! Appreciate all the feedback we can get  http://bit.ly/6jTiN,1
@heidiheartshugs he is working *sigh*...always working....  wine is my friend!!,1
ummm is anyone in Greenville watching the MTV movie awards?,1
on my way to the V to see ma fam bam!..tryna stay busy..doin good 2day,1
@rach210 that would be soo weird going to a one gender school lol and yeh i bet its annoying! hehe and no worries for the huggs,1
This week I received my Angels & Demons book from @SonyPictures & @AandDMovie and my Away We Go screenplay from @43kixNYC !  (Thanks!),1
I've gained some weight since I've been in Houston.,0
@miradu me bad  sorry will "RAD" more carefully in the future.,0
What a morning... 1 More day,1
hello people.... i'm newbie here on twitter,1
Having major headache getting CS4 Master Collection to install on Windows 7! Keep getting errors during install,0
@lisarinna That fully brings back memories for me as well! And boy was it a big deal when Mom packed the Little Debbie "Nutty Buddy",1
Starting the long drive home...,0
I tought Conan did a great job tonight.  Better than Leno IMO.,1
7 yr old D has to speak to class on her favorite author. Her choice-mom! Why? I am writing a book + if would finish it I'd be an author,1
"I think most of my tweets are about my feet...I swear, they really hurt!",0
"I now have about 200 cans of beer in my garage  oh well, watching 'The Hills' season 5 finale",0
I'm tired  but unfortunately I have to be on the road,0
"i hate when you call me, or text me, or even associate with me. it makes my awesome day, not so awesome anymore. goodnight",1
Wishing a sunny day! NO WAY,0
@Missy_E Joe scares me  Why does he have to be related to me?,0
got home kind of too late for chris's recital  had dinner with liz & cathy. what a long day.,0
@JessicaKSzohr diversity has won? Wicked! You have to admit the small one with big hair was adorable,1
Computer isn't working right. I wanna see @DZRawrr21's picture,0
Had a very ugly dream and is not feeling rested at all,0
is really new on twitter...,1
@BiblePhotos : I highly recommends you join www.m2e.asia You can earn money from free shareholder by dividends. Even you do NOTHING!,1
"Sh!t on a stick, my phone fell",0
@veromcfly i hope so!!!!!,1
"I was about to tweet something important, then I forgot",0
@jaredsiegel If I have one I'll send it to ya!!! k,1
@clicktokill i strip for a select crowd only. i can give you the GPS coordinates for where i do that.,1
I realllyyyyy miss winterbreak  oh the memories,0
Rockin out to what I've done thus far to bat for lashes 'daniel' waiting for @funkagenda to return the volley,1
@MsMandyMay I fell asleep.,0
@kittydisco until when are your classes?,1
Vacation nears its end..,0
Going to pick up a new crib for Jayden. He learned to stand up in his crib last night!!!! So cute. My baby is no longer a baby,0
@MsAddikted2Fame Weird if you're looking at the prize as competition!,1
I loooooove my Brady,1
"@amandaperson Thank you for Follow Friday!    I'm a day behind, how about #FollowEveryday @amandaperson  how's that for sistah'hood LOL",1
"@tamiami1976 Don't ask me, I still have no idea how to work twitter.",1
"@stevebitanga haha, yeah you pretty much are a workaholic! I wish going to the club was part of my job! Have fun at the Highlands tonight",1
"@zenbitch As a huge fan of the book series since about 95, I'm crushed.  They really crapped all over the books, it's painful to watch.",0
@astralcoyote  They came out very well too. Nomnomnomnom,1
"@Max_Mertens Aw, that's a real bummer  If you're not working though, you should still go.",0
"@selahh singular for too long  HAHA i wouldn't miss jason mraz like this! umm, fb inbox",0
"Almost finished with Taking Woodstock...can't wait for the movie! Also, listening to ATL and getting pumped for the concert in July",1
is feeling the side effects of yesterday night,0
Only a few days left before download yay. Also I could be on the verge of something very exciting musically,1
"Waaah, can't watch TV today  There's something wrong with cables..",0
Got my braces off  gonna take a nap now cause yesterdy was tiring as shit :O,1
wonders when will I see Mr. Right-For-Me?  http://plurk.com/p/uc2bz,0
all babies too expensive. Worn out too much walking. addit: also sick again.,0
Tea and blueberry muffins for me as I made the effort to go to the supermarket in between downpours!,1
"thankyou precious people for the birthday messages. thankyou @urbanangelm and @raouldejongh for a yummy brekkie, with chocolate",1
Poor Maggie ... She hates the SportSync Radio,0
not looking forward to tomorrow...how do you prepare an 11 yr old to attend a funeral of a dear friend,0
@emdietrich have fun seeeeing taylor tomorrow.. and ed.. and well EVERYONE! i'm jealous  i'll be looking for you on tv ;),0
Ba ba this is the sound of settling DEATHCABFORCUTIE is awesomeeeeeeee,1
@CarterpG2 You crazy? I cant handle going out during the week and then go to work,0
"@comix That is a super cute pic, congrats",1
@F1_Girl Thanks!! I'll be very jealous when I get back that you still have your trip to come! Oh and yes - NYC is EXCELLENT for shopping,1
Going to the park someday today for this http://www.marionartsfestival.com/ should be fun if anyone is in the area,1
@cosymakes oh boo  Knitting friends moving away is sad.,0
my head hurts a fuckload. so do my knees. :/ wtf is going on? school was a beautiful bludge today.,1
@LennyKravitz i want tickets but im here and ur there.  that sux! hope all is well!,0
@TexasGOPVote Thanks for the follow!! You got my vote,1
@anhicaluvsjonas  im sorry. why whats she doing? GodBless xx,0
@EML511: you are so lucky,1
"off to sleep. Had a very tiring day. Plus, I have to get up early tomorrow to drop my brother off!",0
time i went to bed i suppose!  no one to chat too anymore!  well anyone that wants to chat to me! thats pretty much no one,0
@questlove  nyc? eek! link didnt work - bit.ly?,0
Wow... Just realize something wierd today... I haven't gotten a single txt message... No wonder I feel lonely,0
@BillHibbler Your welcome and thank you for your thoughts about my presentation,1
Back to work and ready for the week,1
wonders y u always go back to the things u should stay away from the most,0
I have a sweet hologram Bengals cup but nothing to put in it  sad times,0
"I'm home!! 11 hours of driving... I drove 8 of them. It's passed midnight, I have to get to my sisters, but thought I would say hi first.",1
excited for tomorrow's swim date.,1
@DonnieWahlberg you rock Der Waffle Haus!?!?!?!?!??,1
@Timmy_Sabre cause we love her!! She rocks our socks off,1
Dreamed that I bought the cutest slippers ever and woke up. I want them,0
I'm so very tired...and have insomnia.,0
just got home. sooo tired wanna sleep but parents have loud music downstairs with mates,0
@clahhs absolutely! that's why i didn't hesitate to follow you.,1
Playing #SF4 with Guile and 550BP.  Getting royally beat up by guys with 2000+ BPs is pretty discouraging.,0
is up early. I'm going to come with my Sister get her licensce today. Maybe we'll even go to Powerplant,1
"@fouxdafafa It smells really good and it works great for chapped lips, but the taste is a bit off-putting",0
I dont like how the gowns block off the pockets,0
The air con is now on and stuck on  its too cold,0
@jryan9307 I'm faster then you.,1
is laying in bed listening to the rain..i really dont want to go to work,0
@SuckerPunchProd inFamous is excellent.  Great work.  On my second playthrough of the game doing the evil choices now.,1
"Just up, got a headache",0
"@aplusk: ashton you are soooo crazyy,,,but positive",1
trying 2catch up on news &everything-working long hours sometimes sucks BIG time  -I hate 16hrs days with a passion - 18hrs even more so,0
Missing does early morning powder days!,0
http://twitpic.com/6ilhx - AND THEN I TRIED TO FIX IT AND I AM NOW A GINGER. WHYYYY DID I DO THISSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?,0
@loreleiphotos the obvious answer to my apple hate is that I can only afford a macbook poor not a macbook pro,0
studying for my exams   all the Fresh verbs in all the thenses :o! pff...,0
@JovanH That's awesome! Now can you find my fiance a job too?  He's a chemist,1
im at home....on a friday night.  but it's all good!,0
think's the past may be about to show it's face and bite me in the ass. Oh god.  I feel sick,0
"@OMARDLV Hey PaPa....where were u??? I take it the Cavs lost   we had a GREAT night, wish u couldve made it!",0
@dirtysyringe I voted for you,1
is really wet still from horse riding,0
This rain is going to make my hair drip,0
is leaving in 20 mins to go to the summertime ball,1
is sad. My youngest just graduated from preschool.,0
i'm going home to see the family this weekend,1
Here at the agua caliente once again and im like the only one pumped to go out and do something,0
ruff the day man,0
"@timanrebel  LOL, wedstrijdje who has the most horny hottie en britney fv followers",1
@csangree I'm at work. she's at home,0
Is in chicago,1
"@rebecca878 hehe thanks! it's cool you have permission not to!  you're not well, Take it you're not going into town?",1
Wow i can't get over this. I think i can actually call myself a dancer now,1
@Levigato good luck in your maths today then,1
woke up in a very good mood today!,1
"My BF is very drunk, he's now safely tucked up in bed",1
@eaglejak you secretly wish i was dying  i never wanted to be your bff anyway!! *wails*.....xD,0
@iPenginBrijhe Thanks for the #followfriday shout  it is wonderful to have you as a friend,1
Re-pinging @bbybella: curious case of Benjamin button  --- good movie. But long as shyt.,1
@Renegadesoa513 As of 12 am Its my bday,1
"c'mon 5 o'clock.  I just want some ice cold water, an hour long bike ride to wherever, and a bubble bath...you elude me sneaky bastard!",1
wishes there's som'thang to do on a pretty day.  bored to death. http://plurk.com/p/xhdsz,0
Went to the docs today  good news I don't have the swine,0
Nothing likes lovely overnight visit from a dear friend.,1
Has a bad head ache...!!!  think its time for bed! lol x,0
@sczepanski ohh I just love that song....,1
"has still been neglecting twitter, sorry again.",1
"Watching Transformer. Not Revenge, it's the first one. Ummm...is it interesting??!  Hope it'll be better!",0
@naplesmarketing  (k),1
"AND, it taste's INCREDIBLE!!",1
"@wpbookfestival no worries,I know that @rupertg travels from far away to drink in the Blue Blazer  & may be interested in WP book festival",1
@shashee I was in a board meeting all day and just got into my room from IHOP ... Had to check in on my tweeps,1
"My mktng/vp is in LA for tonight's game - I'll be with my banker- eating Thai, begging for new funding, watching the game on a 60in TV.",0
ook im goign to watch hes just not that into you  hope its good,1
"@idontbitchiblog I haven't written on my blog too,",0
@lauraaaaah A group of people naked  woooh,1
i have a tummy ache,0
My turn to cook -- whipping up strawberry pancakes for my girls,1
"looks like it's going to be mostly sunny today, possibly some rain late afternoon",0
http://twitpic.com/7gafy - first uploaded twit pic..tweet tweet!,1
@David_Henrie @selenagomez says call her  haha,1
"@ajibahajibah hahah entah eh ia, esuk tah mencari setiap class. ada the facebook but i cant view",0
@xXFriendXx You get it sistaaaah  XX,1
"@MarieLuna I'm sure it's not what you think. Is this really you? i saw you couple of months back in NAIA,was shy to approach 4 a pic.",0
Was hoping we'd have more followers by now  #Fixreplies,0
Partly working from home. Started already at seven,1
@KatyBasey i guess the organizers??? i wanna go but when tickets were released i had no money & now there sold out  GO ON MCFLY !,0
@brittany1747 Uh oh.  Why?,0
@greggyc40 the link u sent me contains a "malformed video" so wasnt able to see,0
I am so full. No more food tonight... I don't want no cake and ice cream at this party.,0
Blew a chance there,0
@Dannymcfly hey Danny how was the gig last night? How's going with the new album?  plz answer me  xx #mcflytoisrael,1
@Money_Mich i wish 7 days not having to work,1
The DBGB bar does NOT have JW Black.,0
@nzbeks man thats the life!,1
@theclimbx3 i juust found ouutt lool.,1
油貓餅 = I D0N'T KN0W WHAT IT MEAN BUT it L00KS KEWL S0.......THERE IT IS..............  RAND0M!,1
@iamcutdacheck i got u .. http://www.piffavenue.com/ .. now say thank you  nd follow meee,1
@eve360 mmm enjoy! We're off for a pub lunch,1
"Got one HECK of a proposition by email this morning  Damn, this could get exciting!",1
pick and choose your battles wisely  that's the secret to happiness even when everything around you is relatively chaotic and unfamiliar,1
All done. No more internship.,0
So ur gonna take a plan ride when I leave 2 come  see us huh? Just remember 2 leave ur extra baggage @ home!! Lol!! Xoxo!!,1
"i didnt do this to us, you did, so act like its my fault!!!",0
"Wanna write a post for my blog, but I have no ideas",0
It's a beautiful day  Heading outside now!,1
"@tajanwar LMAO! Gracias. I do all the first things. I don't be getting the girlies though, they be fronting on me.",0
"Maybe it's just my mood, but my pics are awful today. Nothing I'm doing seems to be helping.",0
@aaronmterry Aaron I miss you.,0
"@markhoppus hahahah, holy crap, your dream just brightened my day by giving me a decent thing to chuckle over all day.",1
"@pdurham lmao OK THEN!!! *grab, grab, grab* Hahaha... im brilliant thanks hun! hows you?",1
Making decorations for my dorm,1
Reliving childhood memories with Legos. This could get expensive,0
I got outbid on that eBay auction,0
isn't sure how much she will use this: blocked at work,0
@ManiKarthik Yea ..i will surely need those.   lol,1
"@gorikain =( Don't do that! She might install a camera, you see!",0
There is absolutely no excuses for being a mess.  There is time for everything in life....,1
"@rikkles pity, I'd have liked to have met you at some point",1
beastingggggg.   museum ?!  not.,0
"@iskandar_ahmat Yeap, everything went haywire",0
Gettin my z's for the night!!! Wakin up in 4hrs... Nite,1
"Ah, dammit @bateatsbat already stole @maybejosh 's loot on spymaster so I didn't get anything! Baww",0
ow its riding not rinding sorry for that,1
"about to try theraflu now, crossing my fingers this works so i can get better",0
"NO SPANISH TOMORROW!!! I may seem excited, but I would be much more excited if it wasn't because my prof is in the hospital",0
"Hungry  school bus in 5 minutes, no time",0
Working 4-9 liquor store. Adventure island tomorrow  text me,1
@bobbyedner Lost Then Found!!!!!,1
@Boxtech LOL - I am sure you will do just fine.  I am a tad worried about our tanks though.  DK's took a huge hit in this patch.,0
@DirtyRed38 hey,1
Cant Cum  http://tinyurl.com/lnjhy3,0
"@schachin Yeah, I just noticed that they've been zapped but still some other spammers linking to it",0
Is still awake because she can't put down the book she's reading! (The Lucky One by Nicholas Sparks) mmhmm,1
"@tiggaty haha, aight roomie... i'm headin  bed got an interview 2morrow ... ttyl",1
"@iheartmissy You rule. I love Iron maiden,They are a legend",1
So the weather officially got worse it is now snowing here,0
Slept 4 hours this afternoon. D-man making me a steak dinner on the BBQ. Life is wonderful,1
@wizzlewolf I think you would love it!   look up nia near you here:  http://bit.ly/QOLrM,1
@anthonyblears Thanks a lot! will check them out   do you think 'freelancing' is valid for skilled migrant?,1
"@anthonyisrocco both are rubbish, metro is ok in the morning though",1
"@jaimecser to me it looks the same as before except with top nav, different colors and double the page weight  Time will tell.",0
@Acerebel So sorry to hear that.,0
Two toddlers transitioning into different daycare rooms = extreme crabbiness @ home,0
@rohanhunter Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
"@FaveColourPink LOL, they would be easier to kill... these birds are too small! everyday i had to clean shit off before i go out.",0
@jillporto congrats!!  what will u be doing?,1
Listening to : Can't Be Saved (Senses Fail) I know this is the second time - it's just amazing how relevant to my life this song is,0
"@annychaotic me neither, but gaaawd it's awesome",1
@ddubslove Awww I'm so jealous. Wish I had the oppurtunity to go,0
i just lock up my dog in the room so i can clean better xD poor Dolce  lol,0
@pluralisms @rocketmyheart shaela + ariel moved to boston,0
@princesseze Piano music is sooo relaxing isn't it?  So is Smooth jazz.,1
@lifes4sharing hi was the guy in grey jumper at covent garden today are teh pics and vid going up from it? cheers was great time,1
"@ThisismyiQ aww, my boy Q sick?  watchu got, flu?....SWINE! i got medicine ^^ (if u catch my drift. lol) get well soon hun! ttyl ♥",0
"@epiphanygirl those are easy, but I doubt I'm near where you're performing",0
I am always so early for work at Vinny's. Guess that's a good thing.,1
@Orcspit sounds so good.. I meant 10 for bowling.. Sorry can't go to sush-mush,0
@hardaway -- my mind read that as "the old bastards.",1
last day in New York,0
where is my partner in crime ?,0
They cover like 50% of her face and makes every girl look good. Confuses the hell out of me.,0
"@pinwheelgirl yes I agree, at least for a few more weeks until I can't handle the heat all day any more",1
i'm kind of upset that jon and kate broke up.,0
@primehex That pretty much answers my question! Astras are great drifting cars since they're FWD.  3 doors or 5 doors is yours?,1
is having trouble breathing through the pain..and now i have a damn fever...   (^~^)<^>,0
@weareinvincible  whats a good dmc topic?,1
"today was fun!! got to spend time with my nephews and oh yeah, coloring is so much fun",1
"lazing about feeling extremly ill, keeps on throwingup and stuff, jeeze this is probs a virus..",0
"@TropicalSun84 I can't make it, I have a double-header work day: The museum, then Twist-N-Shout, sorry!   Good luck though!",0
Shopping but not buying  booooooo,0
2moro is my last day of college for now  I'm going to miss everyone so much its so sad,0
@chelsealately would you like a high chair or a potty training toilet,1
Trying to find ways to offer support to the Iranian people....then off to work,0
@aka55 so no singing for a bit then,0
@ZiiGGie I already did!! I wanted to know what it was for.. Clearly it did nothing.. Still trying to figure it out,0
I have a rash on my arm... Poison ivy?,0
@takeoutcreative & i am sometimes wistful about my days in nyc! so we're even,1
Hey Mon! Gotta go to work!!! But I'm stuck on the 401.  This might take a while... http://yfrog.com/0v7fmj #traffic,0
@tristaw LOL...why u hating?? I can do a lil sumthin sumthin in the kitchen,1
"@_elliee i don't get how to get a picture it dosen't save anything i add, i've just figured out how to reply to you though",1
its  oh my lordy  hot here....  wooosh  i think  i'll  go  play in the sprinkler,1
My poor baby kitty fell off the balcony yesterday : My poor baby kitty fell off the balcony yesterday,0
Omg my door is locked and the keys aren't working.. :s,0
i wish i could make it but i cant  hope u have fun!!!@justinbieber,0
Being ill sucks  I miss all my people!!!,0
"@morgandea they've patched up the way I used, so our plan is a bust. Sorry",0
The casino is going to open in Singapore. And i realized my house nearby is going to open a school to train casino operators..,0
Had the best day wit my bestest friends,1
man i feel so fuckin shit. I have fuck all goin for me. May as wel jst kill myself now.,0
I feel so bad for Ryan and Joshy (the two that are sick)!! Poor little guys.,0
30 minutes to go so ready to leave and see Z tonight I miss him,0
"Aww, my boyfriend made me a beat.  you beat maker you<3",1
"Good Morning, Twitties",1
@shaundiviney Hahaha sameee exept i dont have lots of people adding me on  facebook  ahah loveyou shaunnnny,0
Texting the sweetest guy ever   if only you knew who he was.....,1
"@Mennard Ascension on Thusday, then kindergarten closed on Friday, Nick taking day off, as well. Good, ey?",1
@KellyMcfly HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!  x,1
i have a terrible headache..  i need some poison for my brain immediately!,0
@thekgu OOOH IT RHYMES  hahahaha and yes i'd say that was a fail =_=,1
@officialTila still awake here,1
watching the origin thru the net since i havent got an antenna hooked up to the tv. http://www.justin.tv/namik2  thanks @dandrinan,1
@BrowneyedPea Yes he is a gem! Took me 50+ yrs to get there,1
@AZMorningNews the 92.3FM Link to Listen Live isnt working,0
@TessMorris Ive been locked out 3 times in past two days.  one occasion the "hour" lasted 2 1/2 hours!,0
Australia blown away!!,1
Currently curled up in the fatal position trying to get rid of the weird pain that's traveling from my ribs to my stomach  make it go away,0
Goin back to Atlanta today,1
@DjYe haha make me smack u! its looking like this morning is a bust for me  lol,0
"@Maeny Hahah, same here. I dropped out after elementary school. But I can't move to the U.S. without high school graduation.  German. U?",0
@jeffryg just have to go on a long ride in the am. Ohh and hat and sunglasses are being held hostage,1
@aehammond you officially now know how to use the Pythagorean Theorem! D GO ANNIE!!!! elbow five. ><,1
"@aquelajames Sounds like a good setting to develop #dnd products    hmmm, where are my car keys....",1
@ShazGV haha awhh  bert & ernie should cure you. i'm in my bed just thinking about backstage @ ATL<3 like  a boss.,0
@boldaslove You're the hotstuff showing the cleavage.,1
http://twitpic.com/694k6 - Evertonian's van parked underneath my window - he's not a neighbour so it's a good sign!,1
Experiencing really bad vertigo symptoms since last evening.  So bad I can't drive and am super nauseous.,0
"@livenoutlouder  A few of us were having a Twitter discussion about that. We think it's RH, your favorite.",1
I need my baby back  <3,0
@paramitribe Kia Ora. I make music and all sorts of weird and wonderful musical instruments. I look forward to connecting,1
"i missed the cocktail party, right?",0
gah. musical instruments. too many. buuuuurn them! i am tired of carrying them.,0
"coincidence that the @katyperry gig was postponed just as adie said she couldn't see me until august, the new date is august25th",1
"Fruitty pebbles in organic milk can really cheer you up. especially without pants. ~ words of wisdom, from me.",1
@SongzYuuup at my Alma Mater! Give Hampton a HUGE hug for me. I miss my Home by the Sea,0
"Talking to Hunter, Brooke, && Hillary (: HAHA WOW! Interesting conversation we got",1
Thought my BB was down again because I wasn't getting any responses to my texts turns out my network is fine ppl just aren't texting back,0
"@roloca Ha, I was going to get you coffee this morning as a thank you for helping us...but I guess its a little too late now",0
I just bought a skype number: local charges in MN AND VOICEMAIL - 651-315-8200 SAVE IT! Feel free to call me when I'm in Japan!,1
"would rather be going back to bed, not back to school",0
@ShanteCurtis my finger start to bleeding  but its better now. isnt hurting that much *thank God* lol  how u doing swettie?,0
Thanks A&E for the vomit scene. Nice.,0
Hey @djjnice thanx for the shout outs! Props!   (djjnicetv live > http://ustre.am/1H7B),1
"therez a channel 'FIDA' which comes here and content is ghazals, qawallis, naghme.. pakistani channel.. and its complete WOW...AWESOME",1
@chrishealy that would be lovely.,1
I got in the truck to come to the store and the steering wheel felt gigantic & still does.,0
Going to watch jump start on VH1 in a lil bit. Halloween is over  oh well i have all the DVD's,0
@Elle_reid  any ideas .  23days<3,1
@Media_Molecule Why are the ICO flickr pictures tagged with: fanart & unofficial? Was all this exitement for nothing?,0
"@GStuedler Well I'm not allowed to have anything  My husband's grandfather at one time had an AK47. How he got it, I don't know.",0
@iB3nji That song is awesome  Enjoy Eurovision.. I got up early to watch it live this morning lol,1
@tinka63136 LMAO you got me hollin get em lol oh they real racist herr at IMOZ but I cant leave the pizza alone  SHOOT I GETZ my IMOZ,0
is up and getting ready to go - no coffee for me,0
well its Monday time to actually do some work :-/ i hope my baby has a safe wonderful day..as for me work sucks I wish i was on vacation,0
"deleted several hundred messages, i miss those good old days.",0
@SidelinePass: @Broncos365 @steelergurl  I don't like beer. What do y'all got for me? <--ill start a mojito group,1
@danielfowler yes sir! loving every minute of it,1
"Just now getting home from work, time for bed and then up early for work again...ugh",0
Haven't ben able to find a good template for a database driven photogrphic web site ...so I am writing myself one ...not straightforward,0
"@azmomofmanyhats Thanks, Happy Monday! I hope you have a great day",1
@JoelMadden I'd love to give it a shot but it'd all depend on date and time. I'm a workin girl,0
"@salandpepper Send some kind words to @sallythomsett, she got attacked by a pavement today",0
rafa-less wimby...aaahhh! sad! sad! sad!,0
@ArmaniTim I had hoped to see you there tomorrow,0
Wanting Sol Az bad... but I can't go today,0
I have no credit.,0
1st INTERN DAY!!!!!! Yeah baby!!,1
@meegsb i don't think it'll be a problem. let me know asap. but meegs. pole dancing? really? i thought you liked the mongols,1
"Fleetwood Mac are playing in Birmingham on my birthday, yippee... that's nice of them  x",1
just updated my bloggy blog  i'll post something new soon,1
is in pyjamas with heater on feelin nice n toasty warm,1
Goodnight. Tomorrow is a new day,1
rervising for theory test.  i don't want to fail,0
"would of went to take that :O , but my sister forgot to give me the ticket , i really wanted to see the script",0
"So I have an int tomorrow, but also a lead as a Buyer 4 Samsung Global which really wnt! But it's in San Jose or LA  away from @JTelles",0
"lots of nice comments on my treasury, thanks!  http://bit.ly/14zn05",1
"@ToniKaras Yeah, yeah, yeah @ClareOBrien! The whole Twitter Community comes.. From all over the world! Sure you want that?",1
@NickPandaan I know right,0
I just accidentally shrunk my favorite top...major fail.,0
is looking forward to playing tennis and volleyball on the weekend,1
"@chrismessina That's got to be a misunderstanding of how OpenID works. Once again, more education required",0
@ahmednaguib Good Morning...it's a typical Monday  Sleepy at work..,0
This time last sunday about 15 minutes ago me and jo would have just got waved at by @mcflyharry at gatehanging,0
my bday party was so much fun last night!!!! no one wanted to leave...but they had too  oh well......who wants to hang out??,0
@BELLAx3vita my friend just told me about these,0
@Nessie Thanks Nessie  How are you these days?,1
@jewelgiroux @dopegirlfresh @phyaflyjones Oh well my comment is gone. lol I tried to stomp the devil out of her life but I failed,0
ahhhh. moms and brea are on their way to get us.  see you guys again in 3 weeks.,0
"@Hibernia1 *hugs*  No need to be sorry, if it helps to talk and get it out, go right ahead, I don't think that is whining at all",1
"@samfrench32 It was a great birthday, thanks!  I just bought New Balance.",1
They are freezing.   http://twitpic.com/6ba1u,1
"@nnikkiv aww i miss it too.. you left me  sience she left me. She told me.. dont worry, you'll be okay yo don't need me (8)",0
I am learing for my exams  I hope they're fast done!,0
@patriciados I know that is true! I owned my own store for 13 years before I totally lost my mind and had to change careers!,1
@DJGI Oh cool!!! I'll make sure to check your tourdates then!!  Have a great weekend,1
@izsy_xox izsy whats up ?,0
heading off to bed...i've got a long day tomorrow   goodnight all,1
staying in tonight. still so sick  ....i really have a great boyfriend though and that makes me feel a lot better.,0
@Inertia09 and I'm up for the day,0
Calling it a night! Good game Pens!!,1
"Ok-Good night or Good morning as the case may be, as Al Gore said, it is time for me to go",1
@CarlinaXavier why do you have so many followers ??,1
My mac might be broken  but i got a hair cut and a new hard shell so its all good... Hopefully,0
"@plushapo Sounds awesome, where are you?   Some great ideas there...  Is there anything public about these games/demos?",1
We were supposed to get married tomorrow...,0
@FunkyPaul thanks dear,1
New CBL ebay shop will be launching....more details to follow,1
"Woke up this morning when I reached over to turn my alarm off and knocked over my water glass, what a way to start Monday",0
@Ray_Kay RAY!  ...oooooh ok we're soooo exited to see  eeeeeeeeeeee,1
ok after watching the new moon trailer i think i'm gonna have to be team jacob for this one aha; wowwww!,1
@bethdalcin happy birthday!,1
"Is feeling narky today. @DSushee wakes me up 90 minutes early, startbucks have no white mocha & nothing on the ipod i want to listen to",0
Just had enormous compliment from my contemporary dance teacher "it really suits you" line. Wake me up when september ends,1
"@mileycyrus I watched Hannah Montana - The Movie and it's great! Miley, you rock",1
@Luigi2197 so you can't go out with me tomorrow?,0
learning the rest of lovebug on guitar,1
I can't find my earpiece/headfone to my phone.ughhh WTF I hate when ppl come in my rooom!  where are they?I NEED my MUSIC man(@ludajuice),0
I woke up with a horrible hangover.,1
@WerewolfSeth Hi!,1
@ddlovato i don't agree  like to hear u singing 'lo que soy' haha,0
Was with vanessa today went down memory.  ran errands. Stopped by one yr house saw crazy ass Jamar & Marcell & 5 other nigguhs.coo.lol!!!,0
@Jentegrity I'm on the wrong coast for that! I wish I could,0
Why wont my new picture upload?,0
"@KINGFISHER300 You cant just pull out troops like that, troops protect civilians (Women and children) from Militia  its a slow process",0
@christian792 have you met any before or will this be the first time?,1
@mrrodd: "Good night @DJDolceVita" >>> Good night  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7s90a,1
Blah blah blah blah..i have a headache,0
"@creaps I CANT FIND THE LINK OMG  WILL TRY IT AGAIN, HAHA. U'RE REAL NAME IS CREAPS??",0
"ok time to move away from the computer, my back is starting to hurt  i need a laptop!!",0
Tweetie no subió a Twitter el favorito con el link para ver #laredinnova  ¿Alquien lo tiene?,0
This weekend will be boring,0
"@ls_n No problem, thank's for your help, my widget is working now",1
I have 25 videos of nursery rhymes now specially for a special little girl,1
@agent242 just got it...guess there was a bit of a delay with the direct message. thanks muchly.,1
wants to go somewhere so badddddd  http://plurk.com/p/xnid1,0
"@sarahroters i want to see that to, thats why i am with her almost the whole day. it sucks that i have 2 work til 17 tomorrow",0
@tweenkle77 I'm always the secret,0
can't wait to see the killers,1
Trying to find the obscure French song I was obsessed with last week. No luck yet,0
"haha ill do anything to get out of my assessments, im googling the beachie. im not even 18 for another 5 months",0
TOMORROW IS TUESDAY!  If you dont know what happens tomorrow then youre uncool. And you can SUCK IT.,1
@xGunMoll__ nope. they are eluding me,0
@Albinha26 Awe! U just blew me off!! I'm sad now,0
Just look at that for a Leeds Fest Line Up so far! http://www.leedsfestival.com/lineup/index.aspx,1
Just got home now . I met some  cool people there,1
@TimothyH2O that's like 8 days after my  one year anniversary of meeting my idol for the first time  I like keeping track of dates haha,1
@JOECOLUMBO  that's mean lol,0
@samjmoody  I wish the sun would come out,0
Bumming...Pens lost.  Next game...,0
"dear god, help me get through these net six weeks without going crazy.",0
About to do laundry.  Save me.,0
Science sucks. And I still have a headache   taylor jane.,0
"@outletmallgal I agree, however since Chaz is a public figure/activist, privacy not an option",0
"@subpop - is may's singles club still late, or has my postman been hiding stuff again?",1
"the start of half yearly exams today. weren't bad, but i sense them getting worse :S looking forward to an awesome day tomorroww  all  ...",1
Phone is dying.   I hate the battery.,0
"@bubb1e5 Same old, same old. How are things up north? Miss ya",0
@OTHWebnet ahh thankyou (: no it hasnt started yet,0
@erinmusicluver are you sure? It's about Gilmore Girls,1
@analovesme yum mcdonalds  cant give in 2 temptation,0
My hair is so short!,0
it's BS that mms is ready for use on 3.0,0
@MissJodieBowler no tweeting recently mrs  that makes me reaaaaally sad xxx,0
I think JoBros are ugly,0
@callmaggie After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don't have any popcorn for the goats   Katnip is looking good under saddle,0
@funnydubby Aww you poor thing  i hope you will get better soon!,0
"Spinning class was AMAZING! Now, Handfull of almonds, smart water and SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! Perfect Night",1
Just ran into Phillip! Ahhh,1
What up Twitters .. been in the test lab all day.. testing this software we have to have to the gov. by tueday  its like jail,0
rly should take dog for a walk and yes. Gonna go get a pizza too,1
I have two files that call the grim reaper when saved with CygnusED. Have to find the cause. Not allowed to send the files in bugreport,0
Big ol bed to myself! Just me & this turtle! I misssss daddy!  gn tweets! Xoxo -liz&&tahj,0
@tvchampion unless you want to code actionscript in php,1
I won at 100 bar tab!!! I've shared 85% of it.  I have more important things to do then get drunk tonight.,1
@brittyinpink it's ok to be irresponsible every once in a while,1
@marcthom Good! Do you like my scarf?,1
"@nevershoutkelsC im good. Im tired and over worked but good, one more exam and thats it.... thank god, it has been soo long  Thanks though",0
Talking to my baybuhh  I'm such a happy girl these days!,1
Not one item purchased in Green Bay. Oh sadness,0
"Got home in time to catch the premiere of Ice Road Truckers - don't know why, but I like this show.  Maybe it's the HD shot w/XDCAM.",1
@ customer claims,0
"Listening to Lucy in sky with diamonds. Gonna make my trip like across the universe, babe would love that",1
had too much food... ewww,0
@loveka Noooo! That is the worst news ever!,0
"butterflies--millions of them...go away! I don't like this, it hurts",0
Sickk..(N)  head hurts so muchh..,0
"Alright, fine, I guess I'll just hang out with my family all weekend",0
home from baseball game... left in the middle of the 8th... our team down by 5  ... now... back to Changeling,0
"just got home from a hard day's work.  Gotta go run now, don't want to because I was on my feet all day and they hurt     .:tears:.",0
"Now, onto a more childish topic. This picture makes me  http://bit.ly/O5yJ1",0
had a good time at the outdoor dance. and after running 3 miles and dancing for 3 hours today im pretty exhausted.,1
"finally made my way back to the computer. work tonight @6, bday was a success!",1
"sleep time! school tommorrow, ew. goodnight to you all",1
Studying my ass off for my multiplexing exam.,0
ugh! my shoe just broke!,0
pls stop being immature? pls? @pawiepauu check my blogg..  im so hella pissed!,0
@csegismundo dude i miss you too,0
@bksaceboogie have you eva tried a wig on? or tupay? or u like being bald in ur teen years,1
i'll gooo to malloooorcaa  so so excited,1
"excited to see "UP" for Logan's Birthday in 2 weeks. Sad he wont have a party bc he doesn't know any kids, tho.",0
Damn times like these I wish I was 21,0
Gonna go to the mall after lunch to check out Forever 21 to see the ladies lol...maybe i'll buy something in the mens section,1
"http://twitpic.com/6iku6 - @ponygirl1977 So sorry, haha! I didn't realize my Little Blonde Pony had a fan",1
I have to go to ISO in a bit to get my readings on the Epic of Gilgamesh. I don't want to walk.,0
@natalieherrejon  im not fit to party,0
@l337virus @swu @shoe6 .. LOL.. it was at barnes and nobles,1
@smmoskal i am the devil,1
@jnthnlckwd ahh baby boo! IMY tooo much for words!  Can you come out tonight?,0
I feel thoroughy unwell. Looks like it wasn't just a hangover after all. Throat aches and I feel a tad fluey.  Reckon I'll get me to bed.,0
goodnight twitter people early morning for me tomorrow 6 am,0
"It's still hot!  Can't stand the weather in this country, it would be fine if it stayed hot. But we'll more likely have weeks of rain soon",0
"Had beers at venue with the guys, waiting for soundcheck",1
We made it  and this party is off the chain!! The in-laws are great :-D,1
@LisaSpangenberg Yay! The Dawno for SCOTUS campaign has a manager,1
"Meeting time, brb.",0
@shadowdaddy maybe you're on a US IP @ work. If it were reversed maybe you could watch Hulu @ home,1
@yoko71 I didn't send one in time,0
@pkmo it's here! Too bad I'm at work,0
is just hours for my freedom!!! finally summer  countdown starts now!,1
Last 1/2 day in Cardiff & Wales  hav had a lovely time!,0
@ajschokora I keep reading about this amazing new St. Vincent record. Wanna get it and tell me if it's any good?,1
"@SisterDiane aw, I knew my answer was lame! I didn't make the cut.",0
Goodbye warney,0
TV can just suck it today.  Hiawatha is gonna try and find someone interesting to do......oops meant something not someone. lol ;),0
"Tired, sleeping...Then work all day tomorrow, UGH!",0
@AdeleLouise wow and I thought you'd be supporting a hangover today,1
Tech's all set up for worship service today. Can't believe I have time to relax a bit.,1
@_emp   Re Neilson ratings.  It kills only the best shows.,0
@ramdomthoughts that's not for me to decide,1
Izza goes back tomorrow. Do not want,0
such a nice sunny day....,1
"Ohh hes up, shower now",1
Green Day poster back on ceiling,1
"@triniwebdiva Hi! V r plnning 2 upgrade dat feature 4 oder countries! Which country you from? In the meanwhile, cricket ahoy!  #cricket",1
Sat in garden enjoying the sun and a brew. Back to work shortly for conference calls.. They get in the way of my sunbathing,1
omg my bb Rafa Nadal LOST at the French Open???? NOOOOESS,0
@Animeprincess i will be praying hun  i hope all goes well. Ly!,1
is having headache and colds...,0
@Theine You are aware that I have your brothers permission to do evil things to you right?,1
@jennettemccurdy WHat's the best part about filming iCarly? Which btw is my fave show,1
I'm such a tard! Upped my Vespa tank for the first time and it overflowed  Who knew it only held 1.5 gallons. Lol.,0
let me end this with note... la la la! haha,1
Ha I woke up briefly and now time to fall back asleep. I hope I don't have that freaky dream again.  night y'all!,0
Must be a European thing. I want bank holiday too!  dammit.,0
@Uncucumbered @pan21897 np bro not every knows everything abotu everything we all had to ask once.  its just everyoen is on edge tonight,1
Also finally watching the Doctor Who Easter Special. So behind on my DW. So going to miss David Tennant,0
@LDNfashion Vivienne westwOOd Is AmaZing.. But I like The 'Rock Look' Or the' Male Look' Or more Classic look though..,1
happy mothers day! <3 but so stressed homeworkstudy ahh!!!  i despise schools so much! 171/2 mor3 days feels like forverrrrrrrrrrr.....,0
@excelsiorspring Thanks   I was really excited and surprised to learn i won it!,1
have hurt thumb...not typing v well...  can't do anything much... even wash up or cook - i think will have to spend some time reading,0
"Really Liked UP. Great graphics with wonderful detail.    As good as It was, her company was better.",1
"@modbird It is going well, I love Mondays",1
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep... and lots of it........ Always nice going to sleep when everyone else is starting their monday morning at work,1
@jennyrw it's the same temperature here in new york. i thought it would be warmer! boo.,0
@DoubleTroubleDi it's me lulu!! follow me on Twitter!,1
Last full working day in 18a HQ!,0
Too bad im sick can't enjoy the Killers like i wanna,0
@KarolinaGirlX Pride is free. Looking FABULOUS costs money!,0
"in canadian literature, not paying attention and reading a book",1
crazy weather! movies all day!,1
@thenewpsies there new one for ya,1
@nicolineee hahah i know but i'm gonna miss them,0
"@OfficialGenesis jajajaj, I want a Dad, Mon xD!... Plezzz, someone handsome",1
is in class!,0
Isn't feeling good at all!,0
My boys have spent the last two nights at their grandparents. I hate going past their empty little rooms. I want them back now please!,1
@belle_lulu Would do as am not at work but canny drive as was pulled over by the fuzz this morning  (see previous tweets),0
@cali_g510 ok   I got you!,1
Wow. Will the Scots go Dutch  89 in 7... Insane!,1
running late this morning. busy weekend ahead,1
@Treste2 not really,0
@HeyyDot yeahhhhh  it was so sad. i didn't even know what to say about it.,0
@XJHKW n he giv me a hug n sed nic 2 meet ya  n i sed 2 tell diney i lv her haha was up@5am yday nt been sleep yet was 2 happy,1
@that_rueb_kid ahh! Boo! That sucks.  haha come here! Lol all of our providers have contracts with twitter!,0
Sid is gone.,0
Sounds like a Happy Kimmy!,1
@losingbabylbs  don't know what that was but I'm sorry,0
"oh of course, right after i post that, RIP Farrah Fawcett...",0
:O I haven't got any color on me,0
Workkkkkkkkk sooon!,0
"and exellent job,again!",1
"@priyankarocks  i went thru my own arranged marriage partner searching rigmarole. Eventually, fell in love along the way!",1
@mnystedt looks cute I love these kinda buildings,1
@notesnoise good morning  Hope you have a great day too,1
@coryj111 You got to see me!  Not epic fail?,1
@iamspectacular but lol we were too young  lol but i got a question how did u kno me as the twitter girl lol do i twit dat much? Lol,0
"@williamtm > treat us well over the years so I'm not too fussed about moving  Anyway, i'm sure they'll offer 24 meg when it's available",1
off to bed... hoping the weather is better tomorrow. I WANT TO TAN!,1
"2many external influences r spiralling outta my control! Need 2 get a grip, but It's Cool .Cant nobody hold me down i gotta keep on movin",1
@maiaberry LOL I have to reply???  put up a new chapter at last!!! See you tomorrow!,1
@robertbravery no hey ! I will be up all night coding a site,1
"@Rstarkiller89 Yeah. I'm a bit biased because I'm a Microsoft lover. If I worked for them, I'd have them blow Sony out of the water  lol",1
@glassjalebi IT'S 9 BUT I CAN'T FUCKING TALK! SERIOUSLY.,0
"My pretty dog (Blanca, I know it's in spanish) she's having now a big stomachache! ...",0
is hoping Amy arrives safely home from her Afghanistan adventures,1
Just saw a cute college guy at the dog park.,1
"@Juzzash I only have 1,470 songs  I don't get how people have such crazy huge libraries :| how many have a 0 playcount?",0
working my my essay and eatting my left over chicken wings I made last night..  yummmy!,1
Omfg! Worst stomache pains in the WORLD!!,0
"ok, big problem here. Things are not going well with school, must work really hard for 4 weeks to keep up",0
"@feliciaday Cheers on your writing!  Eagerly anticipating good stuff!    Eeep, I've got 40 days 'til deadline ... again ...",1
Woke up with a smile on my face  life is good,1
@Brownsview365 thanks for the #FF,1
@MARYforSHiZZLE,0
thanks manga,1
@ARoadRetraveled You're famous! http://tr.im/jb8r Though an unfortunate choice of tweets perhaps.,1
@samantharonson http://twitpic.com/3n7gy - That is so pretty. I don't think I have ever seen anything like this. Im stuck in kentucky,0
"ugh, ugh, ugh. having some doubts. have to write a paper. this has been a bad week for classwork.",0
"@MsKnitSox thanks amy, its full of hotness",1
living in Sea Isle for the whole summer! come visit me,1
storm woke me up this morning and cant get back to sleep,0
"@NoahBond Good Grief! I can't say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!",1
@johnb3001 ~ get back on this site,1
sooo hot outside,0
I'd like a few slutty guys to follow me too.,0
@JesykaCouture Thank you,1
im still sick n actually agreed 2go have a 'couple' of drinks 2night lol guess im not that sick or really am an alkie,1
@MzHazelEyesKim i believe in you baybee!!!,1
Illuminati - they changed the ending  I liked davinci code better.,0
When are we going bowling again? We should do that shit like once a week lol or u boys should include me more,0
Trying to sign back into twitter - had to create a new account,0
Dont like working on sunny days,0
@kodomut: I'm singing it whenever i'm bored.,1
Well im at bus traing.,0
wow 8 days ago...and I havent done much  Avon order going in on the 9th! Yay! Still time to get something in...,0
i bombed my SAT'S. i just got put in a horibbble mood. i hate this,0
back to watching the recorded e3 09  stream screwed up so i couldnt watch live  oh well,0
feels rabbash today  to watch all the jurassic parks i think!,0
@Bern_morley Thx for the #followfriday mention,1
"I just went crazy when twitter was down, haha",1
@mileycyrus Oh and have a great time at Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Foundation at the Time for Heroes Event this Sunday  You so rock! ; ),1
@amykate oh I think I might just do that,1
I feel like having a strawberry shortcake with wipped-cream and strawberries right now!!!!!!!!,1
I haven't gotten to read @ptevis 's A Penny for my Thoughtys yet.,0
My scrollwheel is malfunctioning  Never knew how much i use it.,0
Oh no....I think I get a cold...   I hate a runny nose!!!!,0
is injured and can't run  not happy at all may as well stay in bed,0
Working on my english horror story!,0
@xevanesco we haven't   i've worked almost 2 weeks straight,0
@Rachelskirts i agree! i just ate some s'mores and feel no shame!,1
@Don_SundayBest wasn't able to catch her in "color purple"  but I heard she was great in it!,0
@jaredMhoffman don't get hurt too bad...,1
bored back in B-county,0
Wìth Omar bored. God i miss Aaron alot today.,0
@CynthiaY29 : I should start backing up my list of whom I'm following  I've built up that list over years.,1
"Whenever I lose my remote or keys, I feel like calling them lol. If only it worked that way.",0
Serious crap going wrong uploading the "landing page" through ftp. This blows,0
"@Mahmoud_Saber Now 4 names, plus you and Wael Abbas?",1
@debbieharry  I get that feeling sometimes too.,0
"@sandieb321  Holland,Clog Yes lol",1
says di ko maintindihan godtower.  http://plurk.com/p/11c53r,1
I miss @emilyosment so much  i really hope she will be online on twitter more often . i love her so much !,0
i know i should be happy about the five that did get in but the one that didn't was one of my favourites of the collection,0
@TheLeviNation I wish I could send some of these temps your way. I do not like 95 degree weather.,0
http://bit.ly/fLa7E  i made this for my best friend,1
"Good Night Facebookers and Twitterers, Video Shooting in Macpherson ITE later  #fb",1
The ultimate highs and lows. One of my best friends getting married. Then Im off to a funeral,0
@teslagold if only i had a car. your still moving to az???,0
@HollisRocks Don't we ALL need a Hello Kitty coffee press?! I know I want one!  love it!,1
Going to work... Workin a double  .Kacy Michelle.,0
I have really enjoyed this week's DMB media blitz. I will miss the sirius radio station when it goes away,0
"crap... wht the hell... this website has a prob  i decamp, depart, retreat and retire...",0
"reading classmates' articles - e SUDDEN test we are given on Fri! as well as listenin to n singing Jay's "tui hou", still so nice!!~",1
Shopping for party decorations - my cousins graduation party,1
Nothin at d moment !!!!,0
feeling quite jealous. my brother has a seat on centre court at wimbledon today,0
"@paulfeig Ooh ohh! I volunteer! Anything to be a part of a @paulfeig project, no matter how un-glamorous. & I have a journalism degree.",1
"@shaveblog Problem is, Flash isnt GPU accelerated.  The Atom 330 can't play Youtube HD or Hulu HD fullscreen   Big deal with Plex...",0
Had an excellent run through Hollywood last night. I will definitely be taking it easier today,1
"Up, heading to Wawa before work at Acme. Hungry.",1
@Rockeef can't you have a girl and boy together ??? I thought it was 2 males that can't be together. I don't know what mine is thogh,0
@LJsBaby Good morning to you,1
@edsaldana they so do,0
@LaurenLynne63  Happy Birthday!!,1
tommcfly: Back from another kick ass gig in Sao Paulo. Completely amazing. Loved every second. Randomly forgot the words to Star Girl! ha,1
@JeffieMod Wanna do more?? I'm kidding! Glad you're back!! How was vacation?,1
We have a cute chipmunk in our yard! But it's eating all our flowers,0
So sad news today... I am so depressed! Why is reality so brutal sometimes?! Ask myself if I´ll ever see him again... Miss him already!,0
quick give a song. im downloading.,1
#IRemember My First Real Boyfriend...Well My First Period!  Alan Bryd! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww,1
@pembteaco Thought so! Have a nice day!,1
"@Lily_17 You loser, why aren't you following me?",0
Its rainin  me no like the rain,0
@CgraceFly    please don't go....,0
Why do I always seem to get stuck in the downpours!,0
@nicolaperrozzi Music to my ears! Thanks Nicola,1
@Kram I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
you know what is absolutly adorable? a 9 month old chewing on a string bean.,1
Baby fish!,1
Did any lost black wallets turn up?  Pretty sure someone was pickpocketing during the show,0
mini-photoshop f�rs iphone: photocleaner ... mit irgendwas muss es ja los gehen  #app #iphone #photocleaner,1
"@Kate_N_Allen - I hope that u had a great birthday yesterday, & that it was everything you wanted and more - wish I could've been there",0
? to all my haters,1
@DresBlacksheep I tried   u shud come I'll get u a room,0
"@007LouiseOB Columbus also has some of the best artisan ice-cream makers in America. Not sure of correlation, but you never know",1
"@MsNovember It's a shame all the women in Mamma Mia are so horny, since all the men on this island are so.. http://tr.im/kmET",1
"so much for clearing through my to do list, I've spent all my time since on something that wasn't on my to do list to start with!!",0
"was up and awake at 5am, managed to complete one task before going to work",1
really can see daddy GOD's wonder working through my exams.,1
@ankita_gaba Get well soon and no working on saturdays when ill policy use karo,1
@Trephline interesting technique to draw the lines...as long as it make smoney for you  go for it,1
does not understand twitter..,0
@himynameisjaz we should have followed them to macdonalds  are we going to the airport when they leave?,0
"Baby ashlee's suddenly AWAKE  plan's changin' since it's only d two of us here @ home,...MOM-DAD, come back sooooonnn, *sighs*",0
@msgoth84 .. hope you had a good one today!! think i missed you on here,1
"& im in major need of new cookware, dinnerware.. basically im a sucky housewife in the making",1
Wow! Everyone is the 925 Loves Clubben TV! thank you for all the adds you guys..and Hot Girls!  We had a blast this weekend!,1
"@kidkrull ..burn the donut,it took haha",1
"@Claymaan for real, right?! Haha you caught me right when i'm about to fall asleep.",0
@nealholyfield Hope you're getting your drink on,1
@YoungLakeThaDon you are CRAZY! dont do that again! i have a favor to ask you.,1
@ihawktech yes but its 1050 a person and I would only pay that much if Edward was on the boat,1
"@skankyfish super-cool great-niece's dad (my nephew) follows me on twitter, so he'll let her know, I'm sure ...",1
"getting frustrated at the BCS theory, cant find a simple explanation",0
Does it wanna piss it down ne harder?!  x,0
@damillboi Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
@daLoved1 i wanna see jord pics!!!!,1
getting my permit soooon!,1
@dischargie Oh three essays? that's bad...  ... ok so I will wait until tomorrow lol ) that had to be awesome to be at coffee lounge,0
@zachflauaus Glad something gets you riled up.,1
damn juss woke up form a nap  no i have to start doin some chemistry ugh all these labs and shit!!!! >:/,0
I made egg drop soup earlier this morning for the first time and its actually good  and i messed up the directions oops,1
sorry my email is down and i'm unhappy,0
@SquintSquad hey! Love you guys!!! #bones,1
"hey #squarespace, i don't want more a gift card.",0
is losing her voice.  @suriyaniee aku tak ckp aku suke...aku pakai to let the whole world know that i'm married to nick jonas! (:,0
@keeptheheat new video is great,1
bummed we aren't in LA!! Wish we could be seeing JJAMZ tomorrow!,0
"I'm in a really strange mood. & I have a headache, so I believe it's time for bed. Good night. <3",1
went to nikitas crib.. Back at home,1
In bed now. Think im sick,0
In a tube in the rain,0
@hdm42 use twitter less and you'll never know.,1
i best tidy upp my head im the only one in love...and when yur the only one in love...it should be with yourself,1
"reAserchiNg..i'D raTher say im pLaying, bUt im not",0
@chillumdog  That's really sad. Spose it fits with your neighbour seeing you as "the foreign woman" without a man in the house. Pathetic.,0
@thebraysmommy Good Night K!,1
can't wait for my trip to Europe! 5 days to go,1
@GaryUnger This is a two-handed tractor/mower. For the sake of all living creatures I'm not going to tell him you said that,1
"@JaggiVasir No it;s not actually Paul's Boutique, but it's exactly the same (infact it has a nicer handle) but it was half the price  xx",1
Afternoon. It appears I'm back in the land of the living  yaaaaaay.,1
Why am I awake? The sun isn't.,0
"@cfdj71 @Lollyjay Ah come on u already got an OH, am all on my lonesome  (its like BGT sob story lol)",0
"im lonely  keep me company! 22 female, Charlotte - North Carolina",0
@TelecomNZ hmmmm.... *sneaky thought* any chance you can weight odd's in my favour for me to do a test drive thing?,1
@happylovesChuck Haha! i know exactly how you feel!  So glad I met you!,1
"@TessAaaaah hahaha. yeah, we're friends on myspace...i didn't know that you knew her...it IS a small world after all",1
I feel bummed coz I mite not go to waterton nxt month w/ my family,0
No one to eat dinner with  - http://tweet.sg,0
"@nika7k no, they just let us get on with it",1
Going home to get clothes,0
@Nique_GoodyBag I lost my fave pair in the car wreck,0
in bed...chillen with the lil sis...then WORK ALL DAY,0
"@justlikemae i would think that freshies would be the most excited for school. haha! new leaf, new life. everybody wants a 2nd chance.",1
"@GITBC aww man, you should tell those kids its self study day and come out!  haha. but yes! thursday! lets have some fun!",1
@shoonuff_1 lol! i lost mine...have no idea how,1
@BingTheCherry no where has mac  just dept store counters.  we need to get them to open a store here!,0
im hoping that everything will be alright by next week,1
"Have glass of wine in hand, am in a foul mood, but dont want to harrass boy to give a shit when he is sick..... *sigh* fuck uni. Hate it",0
"I want to know your plans, and how involved in them I am, when they raise the landing gear will your heart stay here?",0
Burnt his hand cleaning up other people's mess in the kitchen.  Hours under the tap and it's still fucking killing me!,0
@clubjade I just wanted to feel included....,0
@runwithvampires ah no when I had it I was puking shaking and freeezing with the shivers,0
"@nadinetangerine doesn't call me anymore.. I have so many stories to tell! Ughh, why isn't she calling? I'm so lonelyyy.",0
Is Thinking Of Going ToMy best Friends House tomorrow,1
My computer is being so SLOW today.  I really don't like that.,0
is exited about ryans christening tomorow,1
"WIFI is dead... i'm getting really angry :/ no twittering for me tonight, then..",0
I have a MASSIVE headache. I'm going to sleep now. Hopefully this headache will let me sleep. It's right behind my eyes,0
"@grahamwalmsley No, only good deeds today",1
Omg. I shouldn't have tried to nap. I just want to sleep all night now.,0
@pauljessup 'tis very sad.,0
@ebony_arnold good luck,1
I wish AURA was still around,0
And do you believe it>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1-2 inches of rain for today,0
Twitter on my phone!! Cool!! I cant sleep though,0
"Don't make me work on a Bank Holiday  day off tomoz, w00h00!!",0
"I love venting, it has resulted in me winning yay",1
is gonna miss sheldon,0
I just got handed a card from some lady at my pool to call her about being a model. I feel like a million bucks right now,1
@JomarGarcia ; @followersflood ; @LinIsnia ; @rosamondBraxton ; @TiaSmith85 -> thanks 4 following ; i hopes my updates useful 4 you,1
somehow managed sleep but is too tired for work,0
@egorstandish I know it is,0
Taking care of Emmy who's sick with a fever and cold.,0
"@leeshlev it just gets worse and worse, its so sad",0
"@blagona wife's a Forest fan, we're hoping for a Ipswich win in the Old Farm Derby too  enjoy the game!",1
"laptops not working  so tired, holidays are boring haha.",0
Here's one...67 down...13 letter word for the greatest golfer ever to attend Omni Middle School,1
@ramielemalubay hi! how are you?,1
enjoyed yesterday Star Trek. Awesome movie! With great actors - I prefer Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy  Live long and prosper!!,1
"Well! I'm hot and bothered but not in a good way, time for a shower",1
i have to go to dance tonight. which means i have to see the stupid girl. gosh..but i do get to see Jessica!,1
is going for a run. Taking the dog with me. Should be fun.,1
@deaddolliie i can give you my sister,1
@hellokeena horoscopes hate me this week.,0
@goldscors Trước gi� tao toàn down ở trang này,1
I saw a baby at the church and he was so cute.,1
There is dog hair all over my coat. Bloody dogs! Am walking around town covered in dog hair,0
@yarmando Only the month?   Congrats!,1
@alydenisof Maybe someone is trying to hack you,0
"@MegsAcord no dave for me for awhile  hubby got a job, I now lose my built in caregiver for me to run off n chase dave ;)",0
Omg my ipod froze on the bus. Now I'm bored and I brought it to the club w me for nothing,0
home from an english exam  siting back and realxing in the garden sunbathing to get a tan  proper hot is soo unbelievable,1
"okay, everyone needs to tweet #hoppusday cuz that's just too cool that mark is the number one topic  happiness is dorky shit",1
I'm trying to find a layout that is different but screams out Keely... I'm not having much luck,0
"@IamTam If you don't wanna answer that, I understand, btw",1
"Sick of normal sambos so having Matzah & cheese, why when its not Passover do I choose to eat Matzah!",1
@flikQ I saw ludovico einaudi in concert at the Liverpool philharmonic. Most sublime,1
Hey @robluketic "keep clear"   (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v),1
"@avilewin Well, nothing exciting to report actually! I just got it for the Red support, to be up to date and the bonus NewBlueFX plugins",1
@titi_215 Im out there today tomorrow is tatt tim !,1
My brother is ditching me next week to go to his school's carnival. Who's going to go to the Sam Bradley concert with me?,0
watching The Jeffersons,1
still waiting for his server to be rebooted - almost 15 hours off-line now,0
"says buti pa sa basketball game, may timeout  http://plurk.com/p/sv5z4",0
@Cali_Vegas I will in Auckland which is the biggest city in new Zealand but nothing to L.A I don't think,1
Ouchy ouch ouch me head,0
jamming to old falloutboy  BTW: i want my nose pierced and bigger gauges.,1
@jks724 thanks! sorry for the long delay.  i'm going back & forth to hibernation to write.  kinda like the media lab. u know the drill,1
Have to learn now  Even if the weather is a.m.a.z.i.n.g. outside (,0
either my eyes are messed up or my monitor is .. I can't tell because I'm too nauseous already.,0
"@flourgrrrl I'm no cake decorator, though, so idea might be total bollocks.",1
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own." The circle of life....,1
@ddlovato http://twitpic.com/6g3tt - WOW! Your both so gorgeous! I'm feeling a little lightheaded now.,1
@davensjournal It's "tweet".,1
my dogs name is peleton...she's a shar pei puppy. not spoken quite the way Kaycie says it.,1
@carlycat i am glad you enjoyed. call me when you re-wake up,1
"My phone was trippin heavy, couldn't update nothing for about 3 hours",0
soo my mom asked if i can take pictures of her for her FACEBOOK! hahha i know right?!i love her  http://twitgoo.com/77nk,1
@antonotron non mi dica che parli magari l'italiano!!!  (do not tell me that U know even Italian!!!),1
"Ok so the train never left the station as it broke down, looks like it's an hours wait till the next train... Bed will have to wait",0
"Almost an A is still a B... still, 69 % ain't bad!",1
"uh, woke up with cramps. that was unexpected. hip flexors are super sore. not sure if this run is going to happen...",0
making a "photography inspirations" scroll box for my profile  watching degrassi,1
@kinokofry That's disgusting  A horror to think there're crazy adults walking around pointing fingers at these kids & folk believing them!,0
i can't believe Susan Boyle lost Britain's Got Talent.. She trully was the best,0
@EuFlo I know what it means  dnt under-estimate my Romanian.,1
@BUTTERFLYWHEEL ok!  i'll go check it out.,1
Working 6am - 3pm tomorrow. Don't wanna get up at 4:30am.,0
says good Monday morning!  Done with breakfast with @LaTtEX and CJ. Will now work. (gym) http://plurk.com/p/z6wjd,1
@DashKitten Mum says I'm WRONG its www.pikipimp.com - cold autumn paws here - sorry  #pussycatisland,0
matter's to me right now! going out to the club now just comin in to eat and change bye hit yall later or tomorrow,1
@kayemanalo what time you going? I still don't know what to wear,0
@finsheridan Ohh bummer  i do hope that you are okay.,0
@songineverheard that pick of the Starbucks drive thru is in Vaughn Mills & you should talk to your Starbucks man crush,1
@Troj07 Haha. You're welcome.,1
is really looking forward to the trip tomorow,1
"Goodmorning world, for the first time a long weekend of 4 days because op wokring parttime.  I love it!",1
making some nice green chicken curry,1
there wan't enough lunch in my lunch box,0
I like my new hair,1
wants to close my facebook  http://plurk.com/p/ysgft,0
"@MyCaricaturecom nyuk, nyuk...",1
"Currently i get alot of FREE stuff,so ill be posting them to my Blog",1
@Bobbistarr does that mean you'll be buying a console and tv now?,1
"I'd love to chop my hair off, just for a day",1
"@nickjonas Nick, because you never answer me? doubts of my love? I am very saddened by this  still love you ♥",0
"Last night i dreamt i met regina spektor, we hung out, and became friends.",1
@dreamweaver2215 yeha  i was thinking I'm weird of liking collarbones.. makes me happy that I'm not alone,1
I'll freely admit that I'm not a big fan of ST:TOS but the theme tune certainly gets the blood pumping  I don't care.. say what you like!,1
"@IrinaPhotograph Yes, I started my shop and four hours later I had a sale.   http://bit.ly/aJoqf",1
in a perfect world all the geeks get the girls,1
eating sylvannas!. I missed this!,1
"@Lover_of_Books trying to wrestle some phone alerts out of twitter... so far, they're not budging... not sure what's wrong",0
Poo Part 2 was actually pretty disappointing.,0
@shutupslut nice gossip girl quote,1
Somebody PUSH me in the shower even.....I guess I'll wear a wife beater and my abercrombie pants. I hate gay bars,0
@tigerlilyxox Thanks BF...I am glad we all have such wonderful men,1
@aussiemcflyfan  maybe she is is just sick...,0
Despo needs a sunbed !!!,0
"@stewartgilray will watch it later, it never connects once too many geeks are on",1
@stephanyisme Have you seen the Cab's new guitarist? He's kinda hot but no one could ever replace Ian,0
if i see another comma on this article that i'm reading...i'm gunna puke! lol George Kennan is mad! heaps verbose! can't wait for 6:30pm,1
Just deleted or merged 106 contacts in gmail....how I wish it was easier  #squarespace,0
"VIVA LA BAM is on, Love that showw",1
Wanted to hatch those triops so badly,0
Jeff Dunham CRACKS ME UP MAN!!!!!,1
"waking up to another overcast , sprinkly day",1
@selenagomez too bad you weren't on regis and Kelly longer  but it was good!,0
Off to get ready for work  seriously this sucks.,0
@KylaPricky  And I adore you   And I wished I could've helped you wrastle the gators!  How can I top that?!?!?,1
"@sambennington thank you. I get like this alot, unfortunately. I feed off of my mom's worrying about my lil brother. He's an alcoholic.",0
Fantastic! I think we should start doing more voluntary redesigns  http://www.dustincurtis.com awesome (via @nickwichman),1
being bored at homee,0
@plutoniumpage I just love that you're a cat person.,1
"god, only sir mix a lot would be happy about the current state of my butt",0
@kgoumenidis your tweet was just included in The Longest Poem in the World www.longestpoemintheworld.com/tweet/14206/,1
It's couple time in Team International. Y yo solita,0
Was playing with my bunny till it peed on my bed sheet lol  http://yfrog.com/0kbcgaj,1
"@hipmamacita You're doing a great job with her, even though it's hard on you.",1
terence cao over-dose  im fainting.,1
"@randomdrunk Got slightly wet fixing waterfall - but could have been much, much worse!  x",1
@starwhistle But I now have a headset.,1
"my heart breaks to hear nathan in pain and sick.  Will you please be praying for him, the family, and that you will stay healthy? thx",0
Zzzz...no work tomorrow..yayyy!!,1
just found out her Aunt died....rest in Peace   Vous me manquez,0
My life just shattered into a million pieces.  cant believe this happened. No sleep for me tonight,0
"good girls brush their teeth before bed, but they don't deserve migraines",0
ugh work all day and then NJ all night,0
Hasn't cried that hard at a goodbye in a long time,0
@razorbrown   feel better soon and stop your whinin'. Nice/mean at once,0
"@S0nicbob thank you, it was most tasty",1
@Dextelle dark secrets are the true essence of fairies,1
its trying to work out this twitter,1
"@Chantified no worries with #FollowFriday - my inclusions are small in number, but hand-picked for the quality",1
@soapoperafan LMAO. U didn't hate Phoebe though did u  I miss Phoebe so much but then again u already know that. Steffy isn't much of a,0
"@bunnylake baha It is my new favourite thing, perfectamondo pour le weather, I was hoping no one would notice",0
"@Miss_November__ bad night? See, u gotta stop thinking about spiders in your bed, poor gurl",0
@N_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you've been showing so much love!,1
I want to go to Disneyland so bad!,0
There's nothin like sweating your ass off on a plane during the summer while sittin at the gate.. The devil is beside me with ice cream,1
@ShawnDotB -- ugh ohhh.. my LEXI!!!,1
@johnnyB182 wow..my thoughts exactly..,1
"@22HTx Lots of people said that, I found it really hard",0
Planning on staying out but sooo sleepy! When did I become such a grandma..,1
shopping for a new camera since I broke mine,0
@rweiher Thank you.  Actually just took a few more this morning that I think are better.  Can I get your opinion pls?,1
@granulac The Beatles are lame,0
"just woke up, in a boring hotel",0
I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I'm really sad for Jon & Kate.  (Especially after this: http://www.sixgosselins.com),0
@kihnfolk i think i started the movie too late. hahah,0
finally i found someone i know on twitter..kimmy..haha,1
I like that Carter through the sticks way over the top of stick girl,1
@tomfelton http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...,1
I got Disgaea and Suikoden III in the mail today. I was excited until I found out my sister has somehow misplaced my PS2 memory card.,0
my internet has been shaped,0
"up & getting ready  ha, i think im gonna straighten my hair .. hmm ..",1
Tongue is a lot better this morning. No more lollies for a while.,0
1more exam left...toughest one!  Argggh..sick of all my exams and college,0
THE SUN!!?? Where... Did I blink? Damit! Maybe next month,0
@poohbare311 LoL....yeah Im gonna see him on saturday,1
Finally made it to dallas..going to try and have fun w my kids while thinking of my dad.,0
@Fletcherrrr yeah i sure will tell you  there all soo nice. what shoes could i wear it with :S,1
'enjoying' a presentation about the 'birthhotel'. It's actually pretty cool.,1
"@CHRISDJMOYLES Chris Moyles, grown up? Hahaaa, Aww Bless",1
Why can't there be Ikea in the Philippines,0
@knoodlePRgrl NO! for some reason its not on my dvr  hoping they rereun it before part 2 next week!!,0
I just blogged  Best Foot Forward http://bit.ly/13JLQv,1
"Hung out with the gang on the pipeline, took some pretty hilarious pictures, then watched Wristcutters. I love that movie",1
In the office!  I am leading the worship music this Sunday so my goal this morning is to get that planned.  Requests??,1
@negaid I know! Cr@@@zy! Had a hard time sleeping,0
would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5.  Someday...,0
@chamorita_719 Kiana thanks for following.  Whats up?,1
@xbwxijfkjryk you are a nice woman hell yeah,1
"Ive got a headache  Is it the resin? Or dancing like a loon to George Micheal? I fear, fellow twitsters, it is the latter",0
@NatalieHatch True   Alexa Young decided to do it too but with a twist"good goats"  bahahaha,1
At bjs  yummy fooddd ! Sitting nextt to patsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy HURLEY lol !,1
One of his best ever tracks. Wish he'd tour again  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7fmdw,0
@Ashleeey25 ahaha on spike? i loveeee csi its one of my fav showss,1
@sn0wf10w cool man. looks nice. my ronjon sticker fell off on sunday.,0
@opphoto Nothing like the drama of a game 7,1
Looks like we'll have to hire someone to help us move.,0
has just had a nose bleed- great!!,0
"@naoilady Haha, very good.  It'll grow...eventually!",1
@tonibonboni toooniiii! how are youu? it's beeeeen so looong,0
"had such a successful day buying things for my apartment  ..a table and chairs, tableclothes, lamp, and kitchen utensils! i am so adult.",1
"Just waking up. No plans today, really, since I probably can't make it to the pre-E3 Dtoid LA Party  Any suggestions on what to do today?",0
Yaay tonight just came on,1
"@AnnieDAFG Lol   Well, that's good.  Laughing is fun, haha.",1
Summer is a third of the way over,0
"@lesleydenford there's this stuff called ox-e drops, made by Nzymes, that I've found helpful for both those things.",1
oh..iv got soo much to do....why do i need to be mature,0
@musikmind networkin website for business ? Join www.myvinci.net !!!,1
@cristi4n <333 Darling did you protest today? And who is an inspiration? haha,1
http://twitpic.com/69hzj - Jake & I are going to go nail jelly to a wall now.,1
Check out this reggae show tonight in nyc: Reggae artist Cezar at SOB's @ 9pm!!! He's dope. I co-sign. Don't miss it,1
yea i pretty much mess lots of things up lol,1
why do things have to be like this??,0
Big grin on my face after a great day yesterday,1
"#e3 two decent games from ubisoft, but no new Rainbow Six",0
"back from Mallorca!!!! very very sad, want to go back",0
@_YANA haha my badd.  crazy is kinda gooood. it was a bit weird. very different to aus. sleazy balinease men and evryone tries to sell you,1
yeah @countstex your lovely girlie has mentioned that before. It's a nice location for it  Denmark is probably less humid though ;),1
@whateverishly I don't think spymaster loves me.,0
is sad that I have no followers,0
"@leannenufc Oh no, that sucks  Did it come back on? Boo at the dodgy stream :'( *hugs*",0
"@ZTZCheese No more lurching for you, young lady! You're supposed to be resting your back, remember?",1
"feeling much better today, will tweet regularly today",1
saw jane's addiction Sunday night...AMAZING! Been waiting a long time for that one.,1
Scared rose will hate me.....,0
is feeling kinda down today,0
Had the longest week of my life... Getting some much needed sleep.  goodnight. xo,1
"@brandonheath Oh no!  I'll be praying for you, but mainly for the intruder. ~*",0
ugh being hangover sucks...  But i did have fun trying to find 24 Mcds in the rover last night good times good times off to meet with SMU!,0
"Finally! House is clean, food is ready yay",1
"marine corps half marathon today had 7,000 runners; fast time of 1:09; 5k in the rain was great",1
birds keep flying in to the window,0
"Going to school ion about an hour to do a science final exam..My friends said it was easy, but you can never be to sure..",0
"@parnellk63 It is going well. Thank you for asking. It is raining outside which is a welcome change in SD, we need the water!",1
Ugh i'm going to try  *ArTy~BaBy*,0
"Gave up on work after two hours, came home 'sick', going to gameworks and adventuredome with my cousin instead",1
"@hot30 http://twitpic.com/22wsm - argh,.. i LOVE short stack! you guys are lucky  lol shaun in his thongs haha",1
#Follow Friday a non-Mad ad man @BrianStorey (via @JGONeill) [ thnx for the FF JG  ],1
Another dayyy at school. Cat day,1
@bigenya Give him my regards,1
@aleshawilkinss @joelbarron Wishin' you two the best of luck,1
@northirid Just a normal 2008 server,1
@jaykpurdy hah varsity fanclub is on a board,1
it has been a lovely sunday....,1
@LindseyMadonna Thank you  I tried adding you but it keeps saying 'error'. I will try again in a few,1
"lmfao just emptied the washer, cos money was flying about in it. found £100. but ... it's my brothers  thought i was rich ;) hahaha.",0
Ugh. I'm soooo sleepy but my back is KILLING me.,0
SO Fecking tired. Hotel sucks. Noisy outside and im next door to Bloody water tank  need sleep!,0
@mlgore You'll probably have to buy a new one  Is it usable?,0
"Cities are digging up old laws to create cash/revenue, Toledo Ohio Residents can vouch! Parking your car on unpaved driveway costs $25!",0
"Wants to finish work so i can watch New True Blood  It's going to be awesome, i can tell!",0
@Blarion A for serious horse,1
@bruxedo Which tweet made you ROFLMAO?,1
@lettucegirl I love to! But I'm only available from 5pm.  and where dear? Would love to help @maecy convert her vids.�,0
mum and dad just came in with more food! I think I might have lunch after all,1
Just made all these corn dawgs but now I'm not hungry,0
@cotweet searching users is a very helpful feature but too bad it doesn't work  been "loading from twitter" forever...,0
"@pocketlost Wendy's double with cheese. No joke. I hate fast food, but it's the only thing that sorts me out. Thank me later.",1
"drinking my arizona iced tea, and hanging out with shannen. a pretty relaxing saturday.",1
"@hotpatooties what a bummer, I was looking forward to that...oh well tomorrow it is  You having a more chilled day today? x",1
but mum just burned some bacon... smoke alarm's a bitch,0
Can I have then  #gimmefailwhale,1
@meglyn what a lame way of using a sick day.,0
@VasoMcfly I can't  I gotta wait til I go to my parent's house,0
"Ross got his iphone, while mine is still chillin in fort worth tx",0
@mini008 well you found me .. didn't you ? .. or did you go around posting that on every krishnadas profile ?,1
@dreamhaze nonie and i saw Bru @77 last Friday night.,1
@christinadodd "There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!" luv http://unkno.com/,1
damn... drop by 1  17. tareeinternet.com,0
Off to rehearsals.,1
@arleigh Oh man.... that's so sad,0
@elyssafox I think i am doing this right-got help frm Elena-tylenol and heating pad day  H20 day no sodas!,0
"I love how IMMEDIATELY after my eBay auction ends, eBay then goes down.",0
@badmanj i'll let you know when it's in print on Saturday,1
"@celinieee Oh, that's alright. It still looks amazing, anyway.",1
My Friday at the moment . Yes. Lounging in the pool,1
I wish school would just hurry up and start...I can't believe i just said that...I need to find something to do,0
@jemillahayne @margotrobbie How was your day?,1
"@CacheAdvance Thanx for the add, and 'cache on! Hope we meet up on th trails, or at an Event one day",1
@LVM5 ate slept well woke up in agony tho off out for a walk as that usually helps,0
@acalaa lmao? nope. it decided that it was time to go to cell phone heaven with its long-legged life,0
catching up on this week's conan,1
officially misses you  <3,0
@ShropshirePixie nope no picture k....,0
"@MoneyMase sorry, it was just too good to pass up! Hope you're having a great vacay.",1
"omg, michael doesn't hate me for once & is actually helping me",1
Straight up chillin. Josh coming over wit his crew,1
OMIGOSHHHH WHY DID I CHOOSED TO CELEBRATE MY BDAY IN CAMP ! I'm probably gonna feel really miserable,0
@missfeer work  what'd we do,0
"Ok, I'm out again.",0
Backs peeling now  ouchhhhh.,0
"@JesseMcCartney I was at the club in Montreal with a friend, 'cept we had to leave just as you got there",0
"is wondering if endometriosis is a progressive disease, if it was caught sooner would my fertility be better? 10 yrs for diagnosis",0
@stelasaes heeeeeeeey!,1
"@miss_emmajane i only have 1 dazzleglass, i'm not convinced  however, i think i'm the only person who LOVES cremesheen glosses",0
my favorite teacher died tonight....,0
@Chase_Fowler Me too! I think I read sometime this fall its due to release!,1
"Unfortunately, because of the busy day and busy night, no slumber party night tonight and therefore no spn this week at all",0
"@Asfaq @irohan @vivekk yes, yes I will. Need to get my numbers in.",1
I'm home!!!!! Gonna take a much needed shower. Chat with you in a bit,1
@Francie124 That's good to hear,1
"@taylorswift13 taylor, you can dream! You're a big artist and you can do your dreams reality",1
@jamshedwadia want to shave your head??,1
My very first tweet!!,1
Hospital-were pulling the plug today.  i freaking hate hospitals. 3rd week in a row ive spent in a waiting room--for 3 differnt people,0
all the best to Indian T20 team!!,1
"@bingofuel Dude, Downtown is fun  what end are you in?",1
want to go to school..miss my dhie,0
calling it a night now. I keep forgetting I have class tomorrow.  fingers crossed so that I get up.,0
@anaxolotl nice crotch!,1
"I have a new friend   His name is Bunny, James Bunny  I gave him that nickname",1
@Leena24 no not good enough,0
Happy to hear Lupe's New song...sucks that it got leaked tho...if only I had some chance to be signed  oh well...www.myspace.com/ybjonline,0
@bree_bear that video made me cry bree,0
SEXY CHRIS UP,1
yass four folowers .,1
@electrolite82 that's so cool  thanks 4 making me feel a bit more settled. I just love him so much I'd die if I lost him,1
@G33kyG1rl have one for me.  I'm on call.,0
The music i listen to these days is too 'Purple'.,0
"@Brandystrippers OI, are you mocking the fact I dont cry at tv things?!  *Feels bad*xxx",0
"@xGuavah_Go weren't those much more simpler times? and welcome you as a new follower I might say weird things at times, jus excuse me",1
"Sick babies today, can't reach parents",0
@QueenRanda lol I rather b anywhere but home cleaning  http://myloc.me/2KwO,0
"out for dinner tonight with friends from work - Princes Sq, looking forward to it, althoug the rain has just started",0
awesome day at Church today. Give no matter how little. God uses everything,1
@dailybooth gutted i cant make london!  go to rome on that day!,0
"outside,reading my book in the sun",1
I'm hungryy ... but cant be fxcked to go downstairs,0
Without the sex bots I have considerably less followers.,0
Can't sleep. I think my stomach might explode or something! Huuurrrts. Was watcing McFly vids on my ipod but it hurt when I laughed,0
#onthelow I let @Miss1nOnLy slip thru my hands... sorry,0
@1capplegate Sounds like bliss. Enjoy!,1
sunbathing in the garden  i cant see anything on the screen though :\ nevermind the weather is hot hot hot  lets pray it stays this way.,1
New coffee machine,1
"What a fabulous Friday night! Stargate Atlantis, vodka and starting my English paper",1
@oliverthring http://twitpic.com/6qjfb - Fantastic! I love it. Pimms o'clock??,1
Ready to smash through road blocks  Lets do this!,1
calis leaving today,0
"Bah, here I was out in the sun in my new hammock, drinking beer, playing the guitar and singing, and the mosquito chased me inside",0
@stephenfry do u have a choice for the Everton united game? I always thought you where more of a rugby fan then football based on TV,1
"@adamsmith_3 you still win, im working until five.",0
@gl0ria which quote? i don't always remember those i intuitively send into the noosphere   but i love that one of them communes with you.,1
@kkateturner128  EEEEEEEEE KITTENS!! I shall have to come and give them a cuddle sometime,1
crap i have a huge blue mark on my leg. internal bleeding. i hate epilating,0
MAGGIE CALL MEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE NEEEDDDDD TOOOOO HANG OUT,1
"@ddlovato i wish I could go to the premiere in Toronto.. my mom said for a show, she would drive me 6 hours, but not a premiere",0
@manitou and @fenriq - we herby vow to ride more in June!  ps - I did have one mtb ride not included...,1
@dtperl It'll take a while... No time to think  http://myloc.me/41y2,1
"ughhh, getting out of bed when its cold is so hard! where's summer?",0
@mulletmonitor You're a saint.,1
@mdysasi that's funny! ....stalkers!,1
ok. i'll be productive so i can get to the beach for some needed VITAMIN D. bedtime @ 8pm,0
i'm going with a new look,1
Morning Sunshines  @drdisaia @OneRadioVixen @TStewie @JerryBroughton @LisaLeggz @DYAMOND24,1
Is up late @ night figuring how this thing works ... Aye Yay yay !,1
home now  harry +.+ i think i could fall in love muahahah,1
"Maybe I'm just emotional, but the ep 23 of House is making me cry a ton",0
"@nick_carter Yeah, I agree with YeleysaBsb and ladycarolina, we appreciated (REALLY) but it seemed a bit harsh",0
sozzllee to spam btw  i just want him to get there too #bradiewebb #bradiewebb #bradiewebb #bradiewebb #bradiewebb #bradiewebb #bradiewebb,0
@vampradio I wish I could listen to you tonight  but it`ll be 5 am in Moscow. very early to get up.,0
@tmlong1 you're not allowed tears,0
@fmonyourdial get 'em! have a good show!!! wish i was able to make it out there again...booo to me!  i gotta catch another one soon!,0
It looks gorgeous outside and in this gloomy office,0
"@Jedi_Amara I would go if I could, really  Good night xox",0
a day of shopping is now over. time to start the studying.,0
Wifi not reaching back porch,0
@VioletsCRUK il kick my boss in the shin tomorrow!!  gonna go home take my bro out for a bit,1
@jaciburton I think you should enjoy the weekend. Let the book cool for a couple of days.,1
Aiyaaa... I'll probably only get my car on Tuesday next week. Boring la weekend with no wife and no new car,0
@SianySianySiany Mega OUCH. Worth it though! Yay!,1
@marjlazo text me lang when ka free a!  Free ako weekdays!!,1
AC in the apartment finally broke. Called maintainence and headed to parents. Was 88 indoors,0
"@joshwheatley it's actually screening at acmi, not miff: http://tinyurl.com/nvr5az sorry!  dvd swap is in order, tho...",0
i'm learning english   almost holiday,0
I wanted to see drag me to hell but idk y we didn't go! Next weekend?!?! Finally going to sleep workin tomorrow!   Goodnight all!,0
"@happylovesChuck No, I'm on a time crunch so I don't have time for my twenty minute shower.",0
@guerillamilk DAmn U woman playing with my emotions....there is not a damn A&W near here! I loves Root Beer  *sad face*,0
Got a Bing t-shirt from the event in the seattle center. I'll see tomorrow if it fits you @toddos,1
Wally was a good lil boy at the vets! he my lil buddy  they gave him a cute bandana and took his picture.,1
"Bleh!! *trys not thinking about it* Also, I don't feel good at all!  I have a tummy ache, head ache, and extremely tired but can't sleep!!",0
@deadlyhouses I can't help it! My parents gave them to me!,0
Disappointed that the cold-call recruiter hasn't called back  Maybe tomorrow?,0
@Mellaniee who is that about?,0
@AstonishingSod I've got different ads,0
"@ohmyseven: Ooo, good thinking. If not, perhaps they'll go for some kind of combo. I'll keep workin' on it.",1
I just realized that the opening of true blood has a picture of some kid in a kkk outfit.,0
@MCRsavedMilife i love u too,1
@tommcfly i have never heard you before live ;( i really want! Denmark will kick ass! please coem soon  we love you guys xx,1
My glasses broke! No!,0
"@Mind_Chillis  Oh , I like that quote",1
"@the_gman oh, right",1
Omg no doubt on gossip girl...plus its intense wow,1
@GetKnownRadio,1
Stinkin' Rushkies score  1-1,0
@madnessletter nah it doesn't work that way...u tell me what u think then i verified  x,1
"Yesterday, the sun came out in late afternoon, but clouded over before I got up to Tar Beach!",0
"yes, I may have always had eye site but now I have vision....to see what my life can truly be because of me.",1
@Hindi84 Well I think they're stats! It would be awesome for any of those things to happen. How about I count those and you count bases?,1
School's next week... I hope I'm classmates with almost everyone in I-B...,1
world war 3 on jimmy kimmel was amazing even tho it didn't tape all the way,0
"@mulder8scully5 hahah screw those cars, UPLOOOAADD lol!",1
my fiance is trying to krazy glue the toilet base back together...,0
Is at home relaxing cant wait too see my besty 2 morrw hope i well enough to go to the city woot,1
"@KindestAngel: I've always wanted to see it, but I've never had the chance",0
nothing new about the our project for the moment  No free time left right now | will be back shortly,0
"@StevenZimm LOL "Difficulty in vocal exercises a 10 in TN!!" How about you try "YALL, YONDR, FIXIN DA"",1
@Laetificavi can't receive tweets on cell phone at all..,0
Time to upgrade a five years old PC...,1
"@courtneymariee LMFAO...nah, i havent seen that papps one. link it please.!!",1
Getting ready to watch the Penguins sweep the Flyer! The race-to-four,1
bout 2 go back 2 sleep...i need a ds charger =/...but i jus got my 7th gym badge,1
"@iiKrisii yup, it has to be awesome! My first trip to the USA!",1
@devilduckies: when david gets home,1
On the road to san diego with mary and lynette!,1
misses Jackson! I need a cuddle buddy,0
"4 beers in.  One Becks, one Mike's cran/lemonade, one Moosehead, and one Mich.  Wife sick.  Might not get laid.   End log.",0
@StephaniePulley You're having a bad one aren't you,0
@KhloeKardashian keep doing yo thing ma  full supporter!,1
It is raining and chilly here in Brisbane.  Luckily I dont have to go out anymore today. Took the bus today though,1
Finally woke up.  Damn my messed up sleeping schedule.,0
Still going to camp,0
@defunkd i had that gary numan tee in high school. like every tee i had back then - wish i never threw out,0
@AndrewDearling :o And I missed it? And I'll miss the rpt 2mrw  Oh well there's youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew,0
Currently in seattle at aunts house. Couldn't go to michaels birthday thing  Oh and LAKERS<3 2-0 OH YEAH!,0
@lee_twilight... pisarem em mim,0
'Cherish every moment',1
loungin... a lil too much sun today... ouch,0
"@NCISfanatic Thanks 4 the heads up! I can't believe some1 would do that to NCIS fans everywhere! Actually, I can.",0
"Done with my haircut! Yay, I feel oh so fresh.",1
@kgleeson nice  You'll be smooth as an androids bottom in no time :p,1
exhausted 0_0 bahaha  living the dream!! ),1
"Damn...hooked up to chemo, started my shuffle...and no #dongle to be found  wait for tonight i guess...",0
had funn playing soccer. idk if my team won or not. oh well  the sucky part was sweatng -_- ew,1
feels like death.  so ill!!!,1
Goodnight twit ppls  talk talk talk to me tomorrow!,1
@vp2008 I said i would,1
"i guess my section is great.. we're so huge, we're 40 in class.. i hate my sitting arrangement, i'm OP with my seatmates..",0
@CindiCupcaking I'm open - bring Vivi - we can do a late lunch,1
"@turbomichael: oh no  we just gonna have to blow it up @ TURBO Camp ;-). I've gotta book anotha, but that's my goal ;-)",0
wish i could go out buh gota stay in to do revision. its well hott ere OMG were finally aving our british summer we was promised haha x,0
Happy Mom's Day to all u moms ....  enjoy!,1
@memfishy I AM DAZZLED,1
had dinner with my cousin just now. he's a big fat meanie cause he ate all of my food and now i'm starving!,0
@KimsCosmetics Don't count on it,0
@Sweena i kinda tried working thru the pain for 2 months and made it a lot worse! Can't lift at all now,0
nice chillin' day it was. going to the city tomoz with some friends. max brenner sounds good,1
TWIT TWIT! Goodnight guys!,1
@LexiePixie Oh hun I am so sorry to hear that   **Super Big Hugg's for my Friend  I feel really bad for you .......Huggs Again,0
What was your favorite part of the 80's?? For those of you who were around back then  http://short.to/dfv8,1
@dink76 I know I wish I had gone too. Hopefully we can go to the next one,1
I need stuff to do! I'm bored,0
wondering how to work this thing,1
#nightcard The Star: what a wonderful card for a new beginning both for you and Ankie 1.0  Welcome!,1
yoga and Zend framework for me tonight,1
black flag's rendition of louie louie is one of the best redone songs ever,1
"@MNetLucas depends on which country you live in. here in canada, its "colour" but in the U.S it is "color" i think",1
@MiamiLC just more sad news,0
"-@chadfu hehe, i wont, but when you have babies you better take advantage of the perks too! i really want a baby  lol",0
@sabrinajonas Ha-ha! That's the spirit  I bet he will get like 800 and I would still be on 400!,1
Angela hates my goatee and beer,0
@PushPlayDEREK I'm having a bad hair day today too!  haha,0
@swampfoxx @dirtcarracing not sure Hannity would hurt... think of the numbers.  Guess it depends on definition of famous....,1
@allikatetor i want it damn us,0
hmmm... I dont know what to do,0
"Can't wait till June 4th- End of exams, no more work, no more annoying fake 'friends' who are back-stabbing selfish idiots",1
I should probably eat something seeing as I've only had about 200 calories today. Nothing sounds good though.,0
"I need the more hours in a day.. need need need, want want want, give me give me give me, getting ready for work, body dying & burnt out",0
@SoxJetsFan I was gonna tell you it was a terrible game so you wouldn't feel bad for missing it.,1
still missing my wedding ring,0
@laydmaxix soo sad its done,0
@grayle Such presentation would certainly interest me - apparently it was Vladimir Nabokov who predicted the appearance of emoticons,1
finally accepting the fact that all cute guys are taken,0
the lake was SO much fun today. but i have a TERRIBLE sunburnnn,0
I so totally wanna write right now...but I have no new material.,0
"@wsg14 haha, plus clients here and there  you still code??",1
@shanners85 Aww no  I hope you're not!,0
monster slept throught the nite!!! yeah !!! hopefully this becomes a trend,1
@JCookOnline woot woot! I hope they come back here soon! They're not coming here for warped,0
can't wait till finals are over with!,1
is i need to let you go coz your presence just hurts me. im sorry.  http://plurk.com/p/rp7d3,0
"ned's declassified school survival guide is on, i love this show, i wish they still made new episodes",0
"Mixing a batch of dough to bake bread. Tried to make rye bread the other day- utter failure, never tried rye flour in my life & it showed",1
@jelvalentin what are you talking about? i'm not even doing anything on purpose,0
Cardiff 1989! There's lovely!  ♫ http://blip.fm/~8b6s9,1
Wonders if I'll now get lesbian followers with my latest tweet,1
Late night packing is soo not fun,0
"uuughhh i dunt wannnnna start my essay again but I gotta ..  and after that, i'll start my shakespear.. HELP ME save me frum misery lol",0
Hi there! How are you? Hope it is real to find a good man with internet   I saw you here and would like to get more info about you...  ...,1
"Will Grayson, Will Grayson is being published by Penguin...  ... has to wait for it to come out...",0
Can someone send me a reply and a direct message. Just testing something. Thank you,1
"@DysenteryPinky Well, they don't tour here in Europe. I live in germany, i hope they come next year.",0
"@Cathiria I'm on it, probably not until next week though",0
Love being with Alex  Sooo pumped for San Diego with besties.,1
@mlbsportingnews Thank you!!,1
Headed to work  no longer carrying any twilight books cuz I finished the twilight series...  bring on the movies...,0
@happylacson Me too.,0
@twospotgobi - thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn't really explain it  I googled it but found no explanation.,1
"@gregalvang More like, Gregwhorey! Blackle is my homepage too but it sucks you cant google images  COS THEY'RE STUPID.",0
Hoping I hear something soon about Krystles surgery,0
muhaha. can keep up with my boss drinkwise  just got home with about a week off work! wooo!,1
grades are good so far   but I the class I am most nervous about I have been done for over two weeks and still nothing. Hurry up old man!,1
Good Morning Lovelies  its 7 am and I am UP  My only day I have to work is a Tuesday until I find another job!!!,1
OMG - facebook connects you to some real distant mates - just caught up with an old colleague now in Tata communications - i forgot her,0
@chelseanico the pink pair. Just because they look like they'd hurt someone more if they got kicked in the face.,1
"@zanmeister ''how's the sound, peeps?' LOL tell him we're recording it to podcast later, so MORE TUNES PLEASE  http://tinyurl.com/cxhc3y",1
"@Allieandra I KNOW!!! may even be following him, but can't remember/tell because, yeah, as you said, NO UPDATES",0
@DonnieWahlberg hey can we sneak up front July 1st? come on give me permission  love ya Goober!,1
@theatrenurse i like to joke to my friends about that... that my job is that im ACTUALLY a scrubber !!,1
lonely girl who only sighs her problems away.,0
Investigated for damage this morning & didn't find much..PTL! Rough night & now the kids don't think they want to live here,1
"Going to look at book 2--try writing a little before the hubby's back from his students' graduation. Nearly 10pm. Ah, a teacher's life!",1
"@chanc Thanks Chris, good to see Wagamama takes customer service and satisfaction seriously. Nice",1
is on the phone with Marqui.  http://plurk.com/p/xwnzs,1
@kentrocks no no... that's what your playlist from yesterday sounds like dude...,1
Is thinking about a lot of things... And is starting to get over a few things too!,1
"everyone, my twitter name now has 3 H's because twitter is being dumb",0
Summer session starts today  Why am I smiling.,1
@ddlovato please make them let us in,1
"I really wish i knew how to make a website, but i do not understand any of that stuff. I  want a website",0
"Wish I really was a vampire so that I'd never sleep! well, I already don't..it'd be nice if I didn't need to though",1
@brentjfuhr i'm totally sending you this from my phone right now. aren't you excited?,1
@unicornology It makes me sad  But that doesn't mean I'll move the box of peanut brittle away from my bedside table.,0
Missing mr.rido..,0
It's almost June! in 3.5 hours! I can't wait.,1
@NikifPiZkP oi how are u  u know how to work this thing???,1
watching JONAS then watching Twilight...,1
"@believinginme claraa, porqe no te conectas?  i miss you twin",0
@henkvaness lots of squatters for every Internet company with some success,1
This hurts Jess...so bad.,0
"I'm so sleepy :| and its so cold, where's my summer",0
"Sigh... I'm not gonna win the #squarespace thing, ever",0
mommys in a bad mood,0
Mmmwhahhahahaa  Eminem gets faceful of angel butt   http://bit.ly/Vs6AY,1
"ok facebook is working again, but for a few minutes there it wasnt",0
mending my banjaxed back and watch daytime tv not fun,0
@sillybeggar happy birthday! Have a good one,1
@lavalauren It says you're not following me anymore.,0
@TheRealNobody thanks  i'm up every night all night. bad sleeping schedule lol why are you still up?,1
My mom told me today she has two lumps on her breast. I'm shocked and I'm unsure what to do cause I'm scared for her.,0
Mad Men season 3 preview! http://bit.ly/oy0wq  It's not on til Aug. though,0
@vansolo You went MIA on me,0
@davidbramblett who bought you those?,1
is happy to have 5 days off College!,1
i hate optics! [i didn't pass the exams in the lab  ],0
TODAY IS #nobitchassnessfriday GIVE A HATER A HUG!!!!! retweet    (via @iamdiddy). I know that's right..lol!,1
New on Twitter. I think I know how to upload a profile picture but it doesn't work,0
@harshbar are you okayyy?,0
had a great day. beach w/ jacki in the morning!,1
lol o lawd .. awwa u should com wit us,0
@johnnyminardijr yo dude louis from the years gone by here...tuff loss on those magic last night,0
I hate getting up early,0
@TinaB28 You figured out what the fuss is yet? Come on... you know you want to post stuff...,1
@Internet__Ninja Thanks for the tips. I am considering using the img package to edit the entire color scheme to something lighter.,1
@DaBombChele @007wisdom @LadyJudi @lovepeaceunity  THANKS SO MUCH for the re-tweets!,1
Link: secretsfromstrangers - Thanks for following hun! Love you! Miss you!  http://tumblr.com/xe31wvu2q,1
talking to Leila. Might get her to come over during the Summer.,1
@Stevehart LOL!! Good morning to you too  I wonder about you sometimes hehehe!,1
Browsing web checking out Florida.  We just booked to go next year!  So excited.  x,1
i'm so sad! Pa wont let me watch the mu match because there's no girls going!,0
I really need to get my hair cut and dyed. But I'm a cheap asian so I'm gonna cut it myself,0
"@speeddeamon: Awww man, lol. Better to be early than to still be stuck in NY traffic.",1
@TuesdayKnight oh no....u don't have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can't wait to see them,0
Babysitting cameron and levi for erica while she goes to the dentistt,1
"Whats hurts the most... I love this song and the video of Jemi , Make me crying  t.t",0
@YatPundit Touche,1
Ugh. Can't sleep. Got too much on my mind. And no one to talk to.,0
"I am sooooo happy! Finally, Kean Cipriano replied to my chat messages. I hope he's not fake.",1
.....i need a vaccination before i got to the philippines,0
Finally off work!! Woo hoo!,1
"@sohmer  We all saw it coming, but that does not mean that it does not make us happy.",1
"@landoncassill Shoot man, I have so many friends I don't even notice that stuff...I think I only have 500 friends",0
@dahowlett drafting some written responses for you...thanks for the interest in the Intuit Partner Platform!  #IPP,1
"truck went in the shop in denver, leaking radiator fluid  student prolly not gonna stick it thru; no likee da lifestyle.",0
Sweating... Our AC is broken,0
Randall laid down around 5:30 or so and he's still asleep... bless his heart.,0
On a penthouse in the city sippin' the vodka tonic. It's ok I guess,1
"@chillSea Agreed, thanks for the advice, but I can't be in two rooms at the same time",0
Agreeing with jordan,1
loves the new cable internet service.,1
@ewdi @Nguyen Not even iPhone with gold plated chassis,1
really regretting not going to the basement downtown tonight.,0
"OOC: Ratchet, I'm ready to get up nowwwww",1
Gonna make it hot at ice tnight yo! Duck in the trunk three-peat!,1
#photography  New Photos on my Flickr page from Yesterday Great Day !  http://www.flickr.com/photos/fazerboy/sets/72157619036421398/,1
It better not rain today!,0
"awaiting rains in mumbai, met has forecast  them for today. Conclusion- No use bringing your umbrella today, it ain't gonna rain !",1
Tweet up = @jimstanford @caffeposto @spacefem @levihenry @lynettechapman @keriberi ... so far! How about you? Come on down!,1
bad weather no swimming today,0
moving out today: waiting on the father picking me up  sad times. also hungover so this isnt going to be fun!,0
@peterseli McDonalds is anders wel DE geocacher restaurant   Of was je incognito?,1
"""' Barack Obama shows his funny side """" >> http://tr.im/l0gY !! Great speech..""",1
getting ready for bed...have a cold....been a very long day,0
@alexalbrecht Congrats bro! Cannot wait to see the live diggnation! Come to Scotland,1
great song  and a bit revolutionary ;-) ♫ http://blip.fm/~7dyfi,1
@JossStone welcome heree  do you have any plans about coming to brazil ?,1
nicotine withdraw sucks but its worth it,1
"wk 3pm-1am. and its a beautiful day!!  its ok iam renting a boat next weekend, muahahaha!!",0
@lisagoldapple Help is on the way!! At Zappos.com we have a lot of great shoes available!  Here's the link http://www.zappos.com/,1
@DamiRadke nice! i wanna get a hoodie of theirs or something... i don't have anything yet...,0
"@ctartamella I didn't like it, for some reason.  Might've had something to do with the non-free thing.   Also Idiocracy FTW",1
"going on a hot date w/my awesome husband, @joeyvonnoh!  And by hot I mean we are going to go get coffee!",1
<--- still at work. missing #evfn,0
"@AmericanMensa oh cool, thanks for the update",1
waitinn' for my ridee ..then out !,1
not this year,0
"@pudge75 i see that, i'm glad i visited your blog, i'll be there often",1
home from gym,1
@audry986 awww  I'm still in bed!,0
If UPS and Fedex merged would they call the company Fedup ?,1
wants to watch a movie at empire.. BADLY,0
@lazydays00 Don't worry we understand.,1
"yesterday I went to a great party. it was awesome! just amazing. congratilations again, pauline",1
slumdog should've fucken won,0
"i hate winter so much. the only good thing is hot chocolates, but i don't have any cadbury drinking chocolate or marshmellows",0
@Aerik don't give away the ending I'm wayyyy behind in my watching if the show,1
@FaBuFun Very pretty! Looks like it would be really fun to wear on a date,1
@weshotthemoon Downloaded it & bought it- LOVE it,1
is gonna have a very very tiring day tomorrow!!  travel by bus for 6 hours then job interview then back home bus ride 6-7 hours again,0
"finished a slow row, covered considerable mileage on a beautiful morn, oh, and a lot of townies launching their craft  hogging the channel",0
JUST LOST!!! again......,0
@framolamdu i thought it was the clone when i saw it so wasn't too upset but then found out he has definitely left the series,0
@sergiopereira I'll better get crackin' on exposing the system as a RESTful service. Just to be consistent w/Twitter.  Thank you!!!!!!!!!,1
@samjmoody Pls tweet this to make it trendy!  #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany,1
"@iamDavidMarsh don't give up, LOCK IN!!! LETS GO!!!! haha sorry @iamdiddy makes me laugh",1
@theelegendary8 I miss u terribly brah!! I'm really sad,0
i really feel that,0
@SaraPRobinson It's grim up North and also in the West,0
"@MichelleDK I know that one, too. So Danes have many DJs & dance artists? Do you go clubbing a lot?",1
@supajulz omg!! you should see my face! My nose n head are proper bright red! And there's big gaps where I was wearing sunglasses!! Arghh,0
Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time,1
mornin!!!  thursday already?,1
packing and getting ready,1
@toptentopten excellent...thanks!,1
...the entry was about T1 and now I feel all sad again.,0
Home by myself. Wishing i was in Bton at the MAS for Absolute Justice 3.,0
@restarts lmao idc anymore! wasn't MY senior prom haha,1
Someone stole my parking spot.,0
@dosesgirl @betochas @Druzu Tonight was fun! thanks for hanging out!  Love ya'll! The movie was funny! & The sushi was good!!,1
@Kevin_AnR_Shine man....u don't reply to emails an u know it!!,1
someone do a reverse rain dance and send this shitty weather away!  #mermaidparade,0
"200 more and @honorsociety will hit 10,000followers! follow @honorsociety",1
shit i accedently erased all the massages in my inbox on my cell,0
@jasey81 Hands you flowers,1
@slowmomargot I haven't seen the first Home Alone.   And yes... Tim Curry is AMAZING.,0
I've figured out I really have no idea what I'm doing and I just want to curl up in bed and forget everything. Yup! It's a down day.,0
Sitting at the caricaturist at Universal,1
@clestbest Congratulations! I woke up not too long ago; sorry I couldn't make it,0
"@charlieskies oh god, i'm actually sitting here sobbing",0
back from the beach- veeery tanned,1
@SteveHealy Hehe!! I love her to bits! We email everyday  So have you anything nice planned for today? (now you've finally got up ;-) ),1
Thank you guys for bringing my numbers back up after the recent desertion by the porn spammers; love you! @smudge372 @macaddict75,1
"@janieo Hey, I am here to help.",1
crawling into bed. Wish winnie didnt eat my PS2 cable so i could watch a movie,0
"@Dream_Scythe #TFARP *nods* It was no trouble at all, dear. You take care as well.  *after Dreamscythe leaves, pauses to gather her-",1
Feeling like poop and have a karate class to take.. Bleurghhh this is not gonna be fun,0
@Ahmaeya woops sorry just kidding.. No fun..,0
2 ways to earn off Twitter: http://tr.im/hIHv and http://is.gd/iRtR (answer dNeero questions thru Twitter) .. go guys!,1
@kirstiealley psst; hey Kristy please stop yelling.  Thank you,1
is out. jalan with my sister and cousin bibah!  shopping!,1
Good morning everyone!!!! What great weather outside!  screw Canada and it's fluctuating temperature,0
Just watched "Up". Really cute!!! Cried a lot. Laughed a whole lot.,1
@idmoore http://tinyurl.com/lbybr3  this is what its looking like but i don't like it!  I can't seem to install/load the themes i like!,0
@stealtheshow @Yoshimi_S Hey!! *sulk*,0
"@bambilina me too  had a powernap in the afternoon as i'm sure i'll be getting little sleep, essay that i have not started due tomorrow.",0
@Hjorth Najs!,1
@Fitat31 I am so sorry for your loss.,0
on my way to winston salem to look at my new apartment,1
Terrible terrible nights sleep. The zoo creatures at night give me the heeby jeebies.  This is at least the twentieth time i've woken up.,0
No frisbee golf for me today,0
"@batxcore I was always so envious of that family, they need to work everything out. The poor kids",0
@saraaaah doo ittt i wud but i have no webcam,0
"@djday @JeremySole they're real basic nothin major, a "Lucky Fellow" edit and a couple Curtis joints...i'll send em when theyre worthy",1
Next up! Our Volleyball Magazine relaunch party! June 25th 7pm at Sharkeez in Hermosa beach,1
Sixteenth post: My followers must be having fun receiving spams from me  I am having fun spamming too,1
*puts on shocked & disappointed face* I knew it! The bastards... I think they got me...I know lyrics to the wackest joints  @TeLisaD,0
<3 "why do you need two hands to eat?" i am a happy camper,1
@JonathanRKnight Oh please do not talk that way.  You have no idea how sad "Last" and "shows" in the same sentence makes us.,0
Reminded again that 140 characters is a dangerous environment to communicate within.,0
At work I hurt my brain.  I used it to much.  *sniff*,0
Im liking Kerrang today. I feel like the emo kid I should be. 30 seconds to mars. ECHELON ECHELON ECHELON,1
@greyseer Hmm. Good point. Sorry to hear that.,0
I love song 'Before The Storm'. Beatiful lyrics  I'm like every single song reminds me something .,1
sounds like a man. back on meds and tea  ... but had fun last night!,0
@destinyjoyful DEEsSSS I texted you and now I am about to go to bed  check your texts I tried to call too! I'll talk to you tom,0
@weltschmerz I know. I'm the man.,1
I'm on fire tonight  buahaha,1
"Good morning, love that I'm up so early",1
"People who lie and then try to say, "Well it's not really a lie... I just didn't tell you the truth."  Gee, I feel so much better.  Putz",0
"@selavy Where is Mulberry Mountain? Also, our cabin only holds 4 so we'd have to put you out with the bears.  Maybe next time!",1
@cdkamat..that "one thing" referred to "times change",1
the results may be out on friday am so scared praying i do well,0
@salandpepper mrs glutton 4 has allowed both daughters to have a sleepover here tonight too  someone shoot me please,0
Hanging out with my besti megaaan,1
There's not a wocket in my pocket,0
What a gorgeous day!!!  Perfect for a picnic in the park.  Too bad we were too hung over for that!!!,0
really dont feel like twittering,0
It finally hit me. Bad. PCD. "I Can't Believe it's Ovah." And I refuse to let myself look at tweets from the Sixters (Sixtahs).,0
@Kayb3th thanks sweetie  kendras tonight??,0
HELP. I have a full blown fever. I'm DYING. I doubt ill talk much today. It wouldn't make sense if I tried. Fever dreams.,0
@thedaveywavey true. thank you!,1
@JuicyLipM iono....gettin a workin device thats for sure. My BB is dead  my feelingz are really hurt,0
@rutty_uk asparagus is so awesome but my local farm shop said I was too late for the season last weekend,0
@chante4dannyxxx I'm so glad I've finished all my coursework for now! But I've got loads of revision  x,0
Movie was goooood. Now I gotta go to bed. Work at 8,0
@peupleloup you're welcome,1
HOPEFULLY my last SoundScape rehearsal is in 6 hours and 5 minutes. I'm sure gonna miss it.....minus the 6 in the morning part,1
@miro_ i'm great until now  and you? :**,1
@carolinepamela Thanks Pam,1
@WHRadio good point.  Its actually called "Roscoe's"  but the waffle house has a simpler menu...& its cheaper   like fast food for waffles,1
Yay my brothers team won!  ther going to the toc's  tournament of champions,1
@theberaca yes you would you psycho woman! Ahh i have to finish my essay for english!,0
@vmadrian sincere condolences - it's always painful,0
"@npaproductions Hey mate, I've posted your remix up on my Myspace page",1
I can not sleep,0
@opensourcecat when you find out the optimal distribution for KDE let me know it,1
@SOHP_com I ended up going to bed pretty late last night.,1
@SidthaKid | yea I have a feeling that I would have to jump in a pool naked or something fuckin with u,0
"@BuzzEdition Hi Susan, please update me on the status of the logo? My DM's not working this morning",0
state property 2,1
"@AFairCoop our chickens have completely obliterated the grass in their enclosure, not sure what to do, feel rather sorry for them",0
"@dotwaffle not been to any demoscene stuff in forever; loved FC's demos in mid-90s tho, and some of Memmaker's 2008 album sounds similar",1
Just got home. No sleep. Busy day. Twitching leg. Grad party. Shit!,1
im ccccoooooooooold and its rainy,0
"@mobilephone2003 No Problem! If you want any other site, or Mob3 or MBTv on other Font, tell me",1
"In the lobby staring at the pool, starting to envy neighbors who can swim for more than an hour. How I hate having dermatographism",0
i am tooo tired - i really can't be bothered to go to school tomororow and i don't understand twitter - it's odd,0
@brainstuck hey! chutti was very tiring.. and have to travel again tomo  how was your Friday?,0
"woah no  transformers is over, and that stupid linkin park song is playing ><",0
@gerrytan congrats. i don't think i'm gonna make it in time,0
99 days until kickoff,1
"@notrightn0w I can't get any volume at all, but I think it's my computer",0
Been forbidden to skate today because my belly is yucky.,0
@SociallyCubed thanks darl! oh you must! there are other guys coming & swapping as well,1
Portuguese exam was easy!!! Lets see how the biology one will be,1
@danielleDL  forget those fools... keep your eye on the prize... in 6 days that is  TC,0
@sdotspider LAME!!!! Lol if you killed the most amazing person in the world than I would be dead  LOL,0
"@kendrasays Alex had that, it was pretty lame  Feel better soon, Aiden!",0
getting our futures told by gary mckinstry!  as usual...i have nothing to look forward to - lopez,0
i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt  lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent @yellowshirts,0
#3wordsaftersex now please leave,1
@voipusers That doesn't always work - Try spelling MR2 with a french accent! Toyota never sold many in France,1
i need a life  watching skins all night,1
I don't feel awake and I'm awfully tired,0
Getting my new BlackBerry next week... Yay finally!,1
@Vishhh Liked it - the new guys did a pretty good job of filling in william shatner and leonard nimoy's shoes. See it in a theatre,1
@Blanka245 Here B!!   What's Up?,1
WOW! So many thing happening it twitter today! Using mobile.  cant use the pc/laptop,0
"back from school, eating some french fries and piiizza, unhealthy I KNOW but still yummy",1
@mtwstudios three of us accidently went back to the same place in IL3 and waited forevers,0
"@antrix yeah true! until I tried Debian Lenny.  btw, are you using ext4 ?",1
fuck the line at comcast is super long..,0
Had a nice night but nowhere near as much lulz as a muser meet,0
"@vickitequila oh I meant how to put stuff into formatting and in what order. It was early in the morning, okay!",1
@_shabbychica Thanks!,1
@arcanasphere  I hope your family is not included in that statement.,0
is going to super pamper himself today!!! and for the rest of his life too...,1
@doc_rob "Working on a post about llamas." - Can't wait to read it...,1
brm brm brm,1
Sleeping over at my two married(to each other) friends because I miss having a family,0
"@MagicalEmi Ha! Just found a tweet from @comcastdete. It's like magic! (sorry, but after almost 8hrs, I've lost my sense of humor.)",1
I might be headed to pcola for the weekend,1
"in the car fo friggen 3 and 1/2 hours.  GREAT AMERICA HERE WE COME. I gotta pee, already",0
@kensutz Where are you off to???!!!,1
it's wednesday the 17th here. Why isn't iphone 3.0 available?,0
Going away to the airport... Have to wait 3 whole weeks to see him again,0
@JMKit yup!  will send you mail later today.,1
I have just been out in the sunshine to eat my lunch and am gutted to be stuck in the office for the restof the afternoon,0
wants crystal back as her hairdresser,1
@creatix Bon courage,1
"@_xotashhh you did? :o lol what did you say? Speaking's my worst area, I broke down in tears for my Spanish AS oral",0
"Im up and awake finally, dont wanna b tho  xx",0
@Kai_Lynn Okay  Noel gives http://klynnmok.blogspot.com the thumbs up.,1
@andreabaker816 you're not invisible. I see you.,1
Happy Free Comic Book Day! Wish there was such a thing as free book day,1
@misswiz oh shit. Should've put a spoiler warning shouldnt I? Sorry.   Although it was to be expected wasnt it?,0
@JessicaAnne_ily you're some kind of loser. lol i didnt actually think you'd get a twitter.,1
@jenkitty fuck that bitch yea she is okay for now,0
@salspizza For sure. You better had. Been promising the dogs they'll meet Chloe and I never let them down,1
@MeliLiri he is kiling people. that is fun,1
@glamtweets Hmm...well I'm intrigued about the one for tomorrow!,1
my dog abandoned me this morning...,0
"@jonjones We're looking at only 96 today, but it's ramping up to 108 by the end of the week =/ We just had nice cool weather and now this",0
Mmm. Watching Heroes and eating a candy bar. Life is good right now.,1
Awesome Game! A Nail Biter and Pretty Fireworks - FUN NIGHT!,1
ok... hurt ribs last week and reinjured lifting 100lbs of ice... can't go beach...  playing qwerty on pogo.com @ home.  anyone wanna play?,0
@sineadcochrane good morning  was that your in/out box anyway ; ),1
line at Shake Shack is sooooo long,0
omg my cousin Krystel and @mt_vern keep laughing at me because I'm thisclose to losing my voice so its cracky,0
@oliviaftw http://twitpic.com/7iy70 - haha that'd be awesome. arggg i wanna go to warped sooo badlyyyy!,0
@Rj_Hilton ya fakess suck,0
@IndieNorth Thanks so much for the #FollowFriday shout out,1
@familyguyonline thanks for following !,1
everything is finally here! good luck to me tomorrow,1
@Eskimo_Pye yes. Lots of pyes...lots of slices. We can take over the world,1
Gah!!!!!!!!!! I've been sneezing my nose off the whole day. STUPID FLU,0
Bored of Sims for today  Still thinking of a name for me and Lukes youtube account to post our awesome new vid on  ideas people!!,0
My sunburn hurts.,0
"@g2bk Hang in there my friend....all will be ok...breathe!!!!  Are you around this weekend?  If so, skype me!",1
@gfalcone601 Your life seems to be the best in the whole world!  xx,1
I was kinda looking forward to seeing Seann William Scott in the office today,0
@JayVonOnDeckTv thats wat i like to hear! lol everyone should get off twitter right now & go have some mindblowing sex,1
"Strasburg throws 15 K's. Pretty awesome. Sad part is, SDSU will probably end up losing to Virginia 5 - 1.",0
"Good evening to all followers old and new, hope you've had a vary pleasant day and are ready for the weekend.",1
hi world.. tomorrow will start the exams.. 2week of stress!,0
having a good study sessh so i can go to the beach next weekend,1
@melica912omg i didn't know you had twitter hello,1
"So, I finally got my but on Twitter. Let's hope I make good use of this site",1
"I am so motivated to go on blogtv, but can't, pretty much until summer.  but i promise, those will be good shows. super busy with school=/",0
my camera is broken -.-' can't make any videos,0
im hungry but if i eat ill only eat a load of crap :| haha. mm 6 dayyyys. i reckon elli is gonna text me or tell everyday until saturday,1
Morning! I only got 4hours sleep,0
"@lilyroseallen PLease please please have another gig in Aus on the gold coat or Brisbane, already sold out    x x",0
HATE HATE HATE admin - my admin file labels read "Boring Stuff 1" "BS 2" "Stuff 2 try & avoid" etc.!!! Hmphff *folds arms & stomps foot*,0
"@emmajg That's my plan.  It's only 10 am here, but I plan a whole day in jammies",1
says @mightyvanessa why are you guys deleting your twitter accounts!!! This is bad...  how sad...huhu...depr... http://plurk.com/p/suovo,0
@ksmiles11 heeeey boo boo,1
"@caesius heh, that's what I wrote.   kawai is cute, kowai is scary.",1
.@aloveletteraway oh thanks!! you like Shelly's bling?  there's unlimited bling in OZ!!,1
totally forgot about pink radio being launched today; gonna listen to it when i finish my assignment,1
"@THEDIAMONDCOACH  In my business, it's very personal and that's the way I like it! I love my clients like they're my family!",1
@itamarw #momoTLV is always good  IVA will have a special price for  #momoTLV guests..,1
"planned to sleep til noon today,instead i'm up at 9. My body no longer accepts sleep",0
@greatlahunt...in the process of winning...one iPhone down.,0
"relaxing, don't want to start class tomorrow",0
@supricky06 Pinata penises are better!,1
@NudeyRudey good to hear ! ... will come in handy come August,1
@lawlercon lol i got the all whites and never wear em cause im afraid of gettin em dirty :/  i knew they were white/white when i copped,0
"@Immiee imooo, ill be over at like 12-1 to get my stooof if thats ok  see you in a bizzle xxxxxxx",1
@CurlySueLovesJB awesome thanks so much for letting us know about ijbd!!   cool!,1
i cant find my iPod,0
My pleasure  @weizenbaum @scarletmandy,1
wishing i was home with my friends,0
@UpInTheHills Oh...Hi Terri...YES...Soon...AM off to bed right now...We need to plot some Terri isims   Goodnite for now...T,1
@groovyflamingo Of course!  @BuckHollywood has nothing on your gayness! He almost seems straight compared to you XD,1
"Woke up this morning to big damp patches on bedroom ceiling. Daughter no1 left her bedroom window wide open all night, her room soaked.",0
@ballhard55 bout what baby,0
"@DeviDev true, i have not.  sorry. I try to do better. Twitter needs to sign up for AllHipHop.com.",0
"The med is called, "Lotrel" 4 da BP",0
@salandpepper She fell in.... so yes lol,1
Catching up on emails and blogs before work at 5 tonight...bummed the nice weather is gone,0
@SusanLM4 Haven't seen that one either; sorry I missed it,0
"@veronicasmusic love love love your music, when are you guys coming to sweden?",1
Good Mornin twitter world!,1
@Funwithyourfood Arent we just kindred spirits,1
waah   penge topic sa calculus,1
I give pretty good advice if i do say so my self!,1
can everyone follow www.twitter.com/EWBfanclub PLEASE??? ill love you forever if you do  and tell everyone u know to follow!!,1
"@bobechi apparently, I still need it as well. Note that I was "trying"",0
A total of fifteen minutes before a fight broke out,0
@lpoulin1 hey i went to the Jubilee Fest!!! too bad i didn't see ya,0
@bachfan20  thanx MICH  love ya,1
"@cenrak I have lived here for 4 years, this was my first visit there and it was horrible   hope you found somewhere good...",0
Heard rumours of 2 sets of redundancies in the Belfast tech biz today,0
@KathiePritchett what happened to my BBM,0
@taylorswift13 so  excited to see you!!! may 22,1
"Played 1 vs 100 on XBox Live for 2 hours! It said I won credits to buy games, but none were found.  in White H... http://loopt.us/VNS84Q.t",0
"panicking to heck, leaving for dentist soon",0
@DKHOTOPIC aw,0
It really sucks to be almost completely alone,0
Was just asked to move to honduras for six months! Thinking about it,1
Last day at my beach house,0
crap i need 2 go 2 the dentist the day  hate going,0
@1iranian i'm sorry... i know that not everyone has twitter... i was just retwitting,0
"Justin Timberlake totally rocked SNL tonight. Ooh, and Happy Mother's Day, another Hallmark mkting tool.",1
won Best Actress in Gorillas In Our Midst and Best Director for the One Acts. Thank you everyone!,1
www.c3church.cc. Talkin' bout getting crunk in church?! We'll see?!,1
"Mmmkay, I gotta finish my Algebra HW now, so Goonight!!!  Sweet dreams, my darklings!",1
@michaelmphysics YES. i am thinking of staying in the office until it's slightly less RIDICULOUSLY HOT,0
@RebeccaLange hey beautiful,1
Finally home. Feelin a lil sick,0
really fun day  gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me,1
Why is it when running you are fine until you see the mileage on your ipod?  Then you feel like you are going to collapse.,1
Oh Lord!  ya should see how a car accident turns a decent looking man's face into a Quasimodo. Smh... I feel bad for him & wanna cry.,0
ahhh !  i almost droped my fone in the flippin toilet !,0
Cuttin my nails. They keep breaking.,0
"I like @tweetdeck on the Touch much more than I did on the PC, but it keeps crashing on me  Especially if I open links.",0
@maxnugget Its stuck in my head now! Thanks!,1
Trained for half marathon.. 23km.. worked weight down below 78kg,1
has a new blogskin/edited her blog.  check it out!,1
"Only 1 exam left now!!! Dunno what to do, im sooooo bored!!",0
"home from Jack's, going to pick up food and then doing this movie project on Amelie. good weekend",1
My computer is back in business,1
my weekend is officially over.   Wish it could've lasted longer. :/,0
@PennyLane2009 Well MJ didn't make them but he had them in his name,1
Tho it was 7:30am - I couldn't have had a better beginning to my day  http://twitpic.com/3kvic Be well Helio and thank you for being you.,1
@GoldenTwittie so am I! & I'm feeling sick 2day,0
"@CubanaLAF @allanschoenberg @arikhanson You are either all too nice or desperate for a beer. Ha, ha...",1
"@designsbyreese I don't know, I've never Kippled, is it fun?",1
Farrah Fawcett has passed away,0
"It's way too hot and humid to just be 8 am  in Denton, TX",0
@Jet117: that's because your family CLEARLY rocks at life.,1
"@txponygirl Cool, Twitter is alot of fun  theirs nothing like the feeling of going for a goal and accomplishing it",1
..i�m so tired..,0
Got a B in my skills class.  Very disappointed. Just means i need to seriously focus next quarter. Less zealotry more knife skills.,0
@TechieTiffy Idk...it happened before with 1 account but now it's both! And fb is taking a while to respond back,0
I have a crick in my neck!  and work sucks!,0
@itsBrittanySnow I love fruit,1
"Tried to go fishing today, packed the whole family up and went to Alexandria, just too cold and wet.",0
"Nah, Pao!  Dili ko kabalo unsaon ug follow-follow   or accept sa imong invitation :-O",0
@paulafreckles haha I like your style,1
musical,1
I love you so much it's retarded,1
Getting ready for gym and work,1
@doug251192 not impressed....! it might go away if you complain too much!  x,0
@XMissLucieRozX  & @EttaxD haha no we have laptops.  what are u guys doing?,1
"Iiiiiiii meant to get cucumber for magic cucumber water. iFail.  Got orange chicken, though.",0
"@Sweet_Cake just  little stomach bug, nothing serious",1
I'm debating on staying in bed all day long and listening to this rain. I loveee it,1
"@KaelaMc hmmm wondering where you are from in Canada... must not be a big city, so many veg restaurants in most big cities... good luck!",1
Well screw that! Ana Ivanovic out of French Open  not surprised but still very disappointed,0
@JamesGreenslade welcome to the 'verse James & congrats on the 15 character name,1
@MiszJaXon idk that's the thing. I wanna come soon,0
New moon trailer = Awesomeness. So can't waittt  Jacob/Taylor lookssss hott!,1
@ash_wash Aww poor girl,0
@bobobambano waaaaahhh!! xD you're thinking of her! how is she? miss ko na,0
"@thetwinz  I missed you, I'm doing well, an ordinary monday for me...",1
@PaulPayneSpain hope it rains all day on ye lol. thats your pennance for being a chelsea fan!!,1
will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked.  http://plurk.com/p/x12gf,0
im going back to school on monday how boring,0
"sexy flaming butthole? shame on u, frank iero, shame on u",0
"@cleversimon s'niiiice! always find taking photos of clouds impossibly hard, did you take the bk pic?",1
"@krish3na Really!  oh well. it's next week already. so many things to do for us, SAC! ugh, hassle.",0
watching t.v!! nothing else to do,0
@greatgrapes  much appreciated!,1
has updated his homepage a bit,1
@jlist making me hungry,0
"@Trace027 Yeah, I think the clouds are supposed to start gathering ur way l8r today & then start spilling down rest of UK tomorrow.",0
hmm... i'm bored and afraid of the thunder!!!,0
@jehllai hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he's so cute... i so want to watch the movie...,1
cool! to bad i spent all my robux on ads.  I am a proor man with a homestead badge now.,0
It rained in delhi last night.. and morning was breezy  not hot & humid as always ... Good old days are back,1
@KNichole25 u silly. lol. but thnx. im so temptd to say twin cuz we like all the same things! but yeah thanks girl!,1
"@DisciplineCC  are u okay? Be careful bc the stiffness can take up to a week to settle in. When I got hi, I was hurting for 10+ days!",0
"took bus homee, i wish i was with hunter",0
@ailberry Uni year one nearly up?  just othello essay to do..al nighter for the crack this week? xoxo,0
@MiSz_KaYla1025 hha damn right i ain't. i'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow.,0
@ChadMichMurray No you cant leave OTH! you two make the show  im so sad right now,0
Random fact #15: I absolutely love food. Especially starches.,1
Division Street Fest With Kara... So Happy She's Home,1
it's crazy the metro crash today. hopefully this doesn't give people more reason to be afraid of transit.,0
"@caprica3 This is like my fourth visit.  I usually feel pretty good right afterward, but I don't know if it's helping over all.",0
classes suspended kasi H1n1 postive na ang school namin  haha plastic ko XD,0
"Back to school,back to reality",0
@ChrisCavs ... and meet the robinsons - keep moving forward. nice,1
can't believe its 1am already. Book...so...good...,1
@Karen230683 oh noo..just take it easy,1
"finished reading the da vinci code, which is an awesome book.",1
Just fed the puppy dinner... Played with my son... Picked up the house... Now going to find something for my son & i to eat... Hungry,0
baru pertama nonton dancing fountainnya GI full hihi boyeeh boyeeh,1
Ill probably going to sound like others but... there is a book for phpMyAdmin? Mastering phpMyAdmin 3.1 http://su.pr/2MtnMn expensive?,0
"Time to make that rhubarb torte and some Polish sausage for Mikey's birthday. Happy birthday to my baby boy, a few days early.",1
is watching changeling.....basically it is awesome,1
"@kazzba i have meeting at the school for ben, thats them just taking notice. im still feeling shitty but i need to go  xx",0
"@tiaramerchgirl Nice  Thanks, I'll have a read of that.",1
I suspect I have strep throat,0
"@itsalexdummy hey, do you still have that precal book? Math grades are up and I think I'm in honors. And tell me about BFD",1
"@Melancthe I was also thinking shorter, but have to be careful, else it'll look like your style",1
"@maddisondesigns @modbird Hell yeah, we rock! Still cracks me up too, though.",1
@whispersin you read my mind!  {blc+grt<3}[ssc],1
@jaharithefierce me too laughed till i cried at his show--waited at least 45 minutes to meet him-got to talk to him and got his autograph,1
who has heard from rubby?!?!  they're filing an investigation for her disapearance from home   i hope she's ok....,0
can't go to the LAker Parade  oh work. http://plurk.com/p/11jlwz,0
@JCookOnline 1:40 am now,1
Up with @chrispgriffin was wonderful!,1
beautiful day that could be spent on the waves but my board is in the shop and i have to move more boxes,0
"Booked into Savvas Apartments, Laganas for 7 nights with option to stay for another 7. Thanks @Hop3y for the suggestion",1
btw... New Adidas shoot is coming up to   as a model though. I would love to photographe for Adidas... may i? Can i! Do i?,1
@wallflowersperk I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING LAST NIGHT!!!  I watched it on the dvr after we got back from movies and got SO MAD @ abc,0
@brookefraser http://twitpic.com/7iuyp - Congrats! That's awesome,1
@heatherpray very sweet,1
@lady_jay21 I bet you are. Noo for years all we talked about was going to Vegas together  but Ive got $25 in the bank def not enough to go,0
@lfesvr  I missed that tweet   I turned them off a couple of days ago and now I have to catch up big time..lol,0
"@nastyataranenko wow that's cool! I'm gonna take a shower, and then i gonna go shopping",1
"leaving, going to makati to meet with darrel and derick  exciting. Going to the seamstress ugh that gave me problems. Love! x",1
Man i ate that quick,0
"@p3dro cheers ears, am still a bit in shock about it myself. Am made up there's another fabbie in the top 3 too - big congrats to Pete",1
Another night of weird dreams & woke up with a bad back again  Happy Manic Monday Everyone! xx,0
Brokeback Mountain which was AWESOME..,1
"@JackAllTimeLow Are you guys gonna' watch the football tonight? NSW Blues vs QLD Maroons... Sadly, like every first game QLD are winning",0
was late to work,0
"@mickael yesterday it works fine, and now my client tell me "read error"... and nothing in the logs!  trying to relax... ;)",0
stayed at home today sick and tomorrroww to  hope i get better by thursday!!,0
She says death to eeyore!!!!  HES MY FAVORITE!  http://mypict.me/4xVg,0
5:30 in the morning and I'm at work,0
@tvanzyl quit worrying about turning your head and get coding.,1
@JesseFyasko I missed it  Did they have Edies funeral yet? lol,0
@Ness_Cullen *text* oh okay! I am feeling very pregnant and sick,0
@natalie many thanks Natalie. Let's do it again soon.,1
It's over  but it was amazing! Everyone better go and see it! NILEY <3,0
@yoitsadrian  i'll have to tell you about zac later...he's a cool kid.,1
http://bit.ly/Bhzb1  if you haven't seen it yet..  Wooo!!! Auckland gathering!!! ^.^ @nanisnap,1
@MadHatter1342 I haven't touched it yet.,0
"@the_risen: Let me get this right, you stopped blogging?",0
"Making myself go to bed. Well, after this last show...can't help it! Night",1
@JanetRoper Not yet...enjoying the last bit of NY/Long Island as much as possible,1
@davidarchie ur on twitter and gettting a haricut? LOL,1
@wolfchild59 Heh... I send dem when I get dem Jen... I was shocked I found so many these last few days... earlier in the week nothing...,1
Is it just me or have Saturday morning cartoons plunged to a state of nonexistence?!  (via @djmanifest),0
@JiMpiSh Sage words of advice!    The Endless Pool Swim Spa is a pool and spa in one: http://www.endlesspools.com/swimspa/index.html,1
Reading about Neda Salehi Agha Soltan and feeling depressed and helpless about Iran.,0
"My sister is hitting me with a drumstick, I swear I get abused by her everday & she's older!",0
"@hermanatrix The ride today was surprisingly bike-friendly. Although I'm so out of shape, I can't say it was Scott-friendly.",1
well i think i am going to try to get some sleep. not sure how well that will go.  #BSB,0
@ddlovato Please come to Belgium sometime soon? Your tour only includes the U.S. so i wont be able to see you,0
@UglyEgo Just enjoy it.,1
my dog has put himself in timeout because 3 tiny kittens are hissing at him,1
@smileonice Unfortunately I didn't manage to get my preferred white Magnum and so what I had wasn't really worth the calories,0
ughhh so wanted 2 sleep ova mistress house,0
off to go swim in cousin pool be back lator text me,1
"@Ale_2point0 Well I don't *quite* have 400, but I can hope! Will try to make it after a sound-based event I'm attending for @bbc_sos",1
"Hurrah, my Greek salad is here. Now we're talking",1
"Cheers to @ryantaylor @anulman @tinkugallery @joeclark for the blog comments. Joe, newspapers + video = newspapers a la Minority Report.",1
no longer has a car,0
@lamborghinibow i loveee youuu,1
@voic Thanks for the Ad time  I hope you continue enjoying OTRS via the iPhone.,1
@SiebeTolsma It'll make people look even more ridiculous than the Wii does; dancing about like lunatics in their living rooms,1
@SmokinApps I see you,1
"@MichelleDK Oh, I see... have you watched Lee Hyo-ri's video? She's always very sexy in videos, which is sometimes too much for Koreans",1
@CARDILAND *giggles* what happened to your phone? My bbms didn't go thru,0
@hotsports General (and there are sub classifications of that rank too),1
Its Raining outside!  Thinkimg about grabbing Mcds,0
Just attended a wonderful yoga class. Feeling refreshed.,1
@thomasfiss Wow my dear. You sure are something else!  Lol! Oh! Guess what! I got your individual t-shirt from cinsay.com!!,1
@mrskutcher Nice pic. You are such a shutterbug,1
pray for my besti's baby bro,0
@crazy4nkotb i want to buy them but promise my bf not to do anything until next year. i don't got the nervs to get on the plane on my one,0
is heading to bed. Have to get up early. Erg.,0
No RockBand  ....... spending the night with DVD's...... maaaaaany DVD's (looks like its just "you. and. mE." heh),0
Y marccelo? she fue,0
@hanaabanana Aww really? That'll be good! I just wish we could all go ourselves,0
I have work in the morning   I hate working Saturdays.,0
Suddenly awake in the dark and my body aching  http://myloc.me/2Q46,0
"i am home alone.. no kids, all by my lonesome self",0
@weijian86 I am inside farm town,1
Watching Rove Hamish and Andy are on tonight,1
Drag me to Hell aren't as scary as I thought....disappointing,0
@megspptc yup  think they only did the vols for the first few shows so far tho!,1
@AnnekeAnnique So excited you and @dvntownsend are working together! I look forward to hearing the finished product!,1
"Has anyone seen the ad for the text message that shows your date of death? On it, the example given is Karl, born 1976. I die in 2012.",0
@EccentricEmily_ and you STILL havent replied.,0
@petrilude Thats why its always safe to stock up on favorites. Yet it could be dangerous. We've all got lots of favorites,1
"@jobsworth Thanks, just double-checking before clicking the link",1
@RealityTVCelebs maybe we will see  I really dont like award shows more fun to watch from home and not a fan of La La Land clubs close ...,1
Want to sleep but louis has other ideas sadly  he's been so good resently as well!,0
@ladyproducher whtz good lady,1
@MillionaireRob its happens everytime i try and ichat some1,0
marked all the updates without reading. define T. hai.  http://plurk.com/p/x8342,0
Traffic as always...,0
. @feliciafm it's Sunday. You're allowed to be slow.,1
Aaw there's no one to talk to at this hour. Guess il have to get ready instead.,0
Happy birthday to my dear sister Meylia. We love you always,1
Traffic congestion...IN MY HEAD!!!!  I need to go back to the beach,0
ah mah god !  nally baby.. i wana give you the biggest hug in the world !   and lastnight was good for me,0
"Hmmm, That Mitchell & Webb Look;s been shunted to 10pm",0
@angelicatrimble I have no plans,0
"Mmmm, hot cupa soup on a cold day while it's raining outside...",1
"@peterfacinelli I want it more! Wish I could help more! Facebook is bigger than Twitter here in Australia, not many of my friends on it",0
@yellowpeel The sight of it made my afternoon,1
"Good morning folks, blue sky, fresh air and bullshit in politics going on. Its time to tweet!",1
@aafreen ethics nd all... ! kool... ! it may be  bcoz of ur looks and my prejudice. i didnt thought of dat..,1
"@mileycyrus that must be so cutee. sometimes i wish to have a puppies, but i cant even took care of my gold fish",0
Sometimes I have a pillow and sometimes I don't,0
just took a shower...studying then maybe some reading and then sleeeeeeeeeep,1
is not in a good mood & don't ask why either,0
no plan again.,0
woo hoo! hello to all my Richmond Frens... u are MUCH loved.,1
@JaredOverton Takin it way back huh?! lol! I miss hip hop like that...not much of it anymore,0
is happy Claire's coming to my hooose today,1
@Tucson_Cowgirl Have you met @MilliGFunk?  You're both "missing NYC" gals,1
@romannsjr I'm blushing. OK RUNNING not walking to it now.,1
- why i'm already contemplating skipping church? heathen status,0
"chilling watching a movie, oh it's like being @ home lol checked my back...shreeeeaaaacck! I've bn robbed, I've surely not spent it all",0
is also on the road again.,1
leaves the US in 3 days!!  and starts her new job on 29th!,0
@Hybrid911 - oh i like your new pic,1
@DrRandPink  baby Kraft Brie is useless! Its lazier than your average American,0
@decodiva That's not cool.,0
@emceeKINNEY congrats on graduating girl!,1
"@samfrench32 True that.  They rarely have events that cross the pond.  Sorry, girl.",0
"@Janetita @Danime, That would work, except I don't have the money to go over there.",0
"@sullivanthepoet Are you telling me about a poet on your blog or are you saying I'm a good poet? I don't write poetry, wouldn't know how.",1
@BrianCampbell80 poor thing,0
Chocolate cookies with cocoa nibs and lime recipe http://bit.ly/4ofRB,1
@TeamTSwift i would but i cant im on my phone and it dont let me do that,0
Sleepy..long weekend at the lake..excited about MTV Movie Awards @ 9,1
@youngyonny lol i've never seen anything like that..even on tv...& she ordered a slim latte...i think something's wrong,0
"@InkBlue LOL, no, small town and the ones I meet are too young, or keep going back to their exs *don't ask why, they're retarded I guess)",1
I wanna go to the beach.  9.2.08_cjr[rip],0
@Mickie_1 They were out  waiting list of like 20 or so. I just gonna have to wait. Also pondering iphone...,0
I really am not ready to go home. I love it here  At least we have a 930pm flight back so that means we have all day to ride those rides!,0
"Has been Crocheting funky hats, gloves and scarves for the markets for the winter .  Still feel weighed down with blimmin head cold",0
@judithandjim Congrats... Thats nice news  Do try our book buzzr widget to help increase your book sales. www.freado.com,1
@wenqi_loves haha all the way!,1
"@butterbean74 yeah i now, would be a happy accident. i think. lol. have contraceptive injection tho so not much chance of it  broody now!",0
brokenish iphone  i wanna get drunky with rawr4shar!!!,0
Had a great curry lunch at the fullerton so feeling much better now! Was still drunk for first meeting this morning,0
"@tyrelassie o yes indeed , like all the people at the store we went. Happy persons i like to chat with. haha  xx",1
Online clothes "browsing" with my momma,1
@SherriEShepherd lol... but ur weekend is 1 great memory 4 ur diary!!!,1
@ch3x yehey! happy for you!,1
usps.com..change of address  bye 70 hammock!,0
Running errands with bestfriend and nick.. Might hang out with mike later,1
"neck surgery yesterday, still recovering...this sucks...i can't do anything and my butt hurts from sitting",0
I want to not hate trying on clothes anymore,0
@Fruit_PasTel I used to love The Seahorses!  The lead singer is doing solo stuff now but it isn't that good  They so should reform!,0
Brian is teaching me soccer!! Lots of fun,1
@dcjc I agree about Palin. I love her but she is too divisive for main street America. The media doomed her from day one.,0
@lukeanderson you made a right Pigs Ear of that didn't you!...  Hurled an Invite for Spymaster at you so i can assissinate you  muhahaha!!,1
now listening to "This Delicate Thing We've Made" - @darrenhayes... enjoying the sun at the same time.. bliss,1
@CassieFX Oh no.   Let me know if you need some help with editing.,0
with traci  about to go swim!,1
"@billythekid me too, no real garden so in flat, need to be repotted but don't wanna thin them out again  LOL it'll be ages before fruit",0
"exhaused, headache...more and more physical exercise to improve",0
"I napped for a little too long, poo",0
soooo exhausted. :| and I wish my parents didn't live 6 hours away. I miss my dad!,0
meh im at college cba =[=[ i cant wait to go meet adam on saturday gonna be an aceee day,1
Good morning twitter. Day 3 of summer vacay-still bored,0
is heartbroken,0
It's 2.48a.m. and I'm sitting here watching the Tennis! Go Rafa Nadal! I need sleep and a life!,0
@MBWPodcast Hey Good Morning  It's been a while so I wanted to drop by and say HI !! Hope everything is going good for you & the Family,1
says boys before flowers makes me sick  http://plurk.com/p/11iah0,0
"@moanasaves I made the switch from tweetdeck to seesmic...oh, a month + ago. Took a bit of getting used to, but really happy with Seesmic",1
"Finished chapter 1 yesterday. Lots of exposition and recapping, but I think it works",1
is off to workiessss,0
"Must buy Sims 3, but I have no money  I have to wait about month, noooo!",0
"yes, weekend  SHOPPING <3",1
Ugh I feel like shopping but my pockets are extra thin,0
Taking Kid Genius to the airport  I know I'll see him in 10 days but still sucks!,0
I'm hungry... someone ate ALL the food,0
going to targetttttt,1
@carthesian habr� que empezar a hacer "Kids & Tweets" xD felicidades again,1
@hot30 I used to when Big Brother was on,1
@barleyandbirch didn't like to say but mine has never arrived either,0
Vlogging Fail this early morning.  Okay but today it's Vlogging take 2!  ;p,0
my partner in crime left twitter.   I NEED MORE FOLLOWERS!!!,0
@TheTruth30907 thanks,1
"The relationship with Now is Wonderful, Love and Grace!!",1
Ok Im thinking its a conspiracy...NOBODY is talking to me!,0
Been up for an hour cause I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm tired and have to get up for work... why can't I sleep an entire night?,0
Trying to wake up  at work,0
"Dropped my iPhone. Now the volume, mute and screenlock doesn't work  insurance claim me thinks...",0
"my friend is so upset with me, i'm so sad..",0
@QuiMo Knight MON....,1
@bbrannan I didn't say it *wouldn't* be available. I said it wasn't my decision. There's a big difference. Sit tight for now.,1
"@katMcGraw aww that was cute! thank you! I had a orange kitty just like that, but then he ran away I think...",0
"@stupidranger - it really is - even just wacky scribbles in the margins   ....heck, now I need to dig out my old books and read  thanks!",1
off to the track,1
Why is it I don't mind loading the dishwasher but I bloody hate having to unload & put the stuff away,0
@mrskutcher omg what happened??? It is soooo sad you guys have to be subjected to that!!!,0
@HUGrad96 LOL Always glad to be an inspiration sis!  We like normal names... Much like yours!!,1
"Im the fool in love with the fool in love with her  <Que sera, sera!>",0
I like the new Twitterrific App  Thumbs up @theiconfactory,1
"@ColinDog  *lol* yep that's true but he is part dog I think, growls at the postman & plays with other dogs",1
"@tommcfly I hate my life Tom! why you only answer Demi Lovato? Is unfair! I only wanted that you talk to me, just it man!",0
okayy 7th time i didnt well up at all,1
"I was my Son's Dad, He ended up with a Dead Beat Father Thanks to a Lady Name CRACK COCAINE  SO I had to be the Mother and the Father",0
"I hate to do it but I believe it is time to start the unfollow, ban, and block routine on a few people.    Trust is a big thing for me.",0
"With some big help from @TehGrumpyDude , http://www.xnadevelopment.com is sporting a snazzy new look   Isn't she beautiful!?!  I'm in love",1
This next weekend's travel plan: Brussels!,1
getting ready to wrap things up for tonight - caught up enough on email - but that is about it,0
sad  sad  ~* MgoneWild *~,0
misplaced car keys in the morning  took a very crowded bmtc volvo to work! like mumbai local except for the AC!!,0
"@Jaymesthorp:: Just listened to your music, and also some funny fan videos of you on youtube, hilarious  Website is pretty cool too,",1
Feeling sick today.,0
http://twitpic.com/6tsv9 - @chloe_edwards ... thought i'd send this to you,1
@scarletletterm LOL luv the pancake porn picky  xx,1
"@dianadell If you get to work early, you have more time for coffee!",1
@lisabing Sweeeeeeeeet,1
i have officially decided that james coley is crazy,1
"At home, I have a headache, it's raining",0
"Considerate text message from mom: "At fleamarket. Bruce Willis on vinyl. Should I buy it for you?"  um, no thanks.",1
Not everyone I'm following is coming up in @ autocomplete & yesterday unfollowed user was still appearing in All Friends list. #TweetDeck,0
did more drinking than packing last night- now have to do rest with hangover  Serves me right1,0
@TheRockwell: lmfao,0
"Today I plan on taking my music history final, then catching up on some movies at my movie theatre.",1
my senior babies graduate on friday and den some on monday OMG!! so adorable they grown now  *tear* lol,1
@xTammy Loves a fucked up thing poobs </3  You dont hate him sweetie  Whats happened? Or dont'cha wanna say? Its okay <33,0
"Well, it´s way easier over the computer!",1
"@davidwhittam  You're bringing that feeling with you, I'm sure.",0
"@_justmitch_ LOL, YAY U! ITS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, LOTS A TINGS DON'T MAKE SENSE",1
"I'm at work, chillin' like a villain  I'm out @6 nigga. Then Adrian comes home from Vegas )",1
"@freudianslip09 Well, we had a nice weekend, and Thursday and Friday are supposed to be nice...not Memorial Day, though.",0
At this pace I'm not gonna finish until like 2am!,0
he's not going   how succkyyy.,0
Hates that I love u so much..can't stop thinking about u  I miss u xxx,0
"@madmup We watch My Name is Earl, Reaper, Chuck, Castle and kind of Dollhouse together and @bishma also watches Sarah Connor Chronicles.",0
@bnurmi I know what you mean & the XR6T has that tiny bit of unpredictable nature that makes it fun  you need to have a drive of an FG man,1
Praying for the people around me - surrounded by so much sadness and pain this week..,0
ugh. busy morning. every1's being douchebags. i'm going to buy cigarettes,0
only 13 days left in roma...,0
@TizzySizzleberg Good morning!  How are you feeling this beautiful morning?,1
@Marvin_Sanchez I hate u so much!!!! I have to wait til next week to get mine,0
@perezhilton it. just her positive energy. and aloooott of hugs! (and lays chips,1
Now 1 hour more for processing and then u can watch it,1
does anyone watch nip/tuck? will i get totally confused if i start w/ season two? seem to have all of that but none of 1  stupid library,0
what looked like a promising inning turned out to a bust  what a shame #ut #cws,0
"Stayed up last night working.  Now, I am going back to bed",1
@fabfatties night. sweet dreams,1
"I am having an awesome day!  Coffee with a friend this morning, afternoon picnic at the Eiffel Tower...and lots more fun to come!",1
@RagingBitch Fuck you Sincho..I don't trust you anymore either. The NoleKAD bond is broken - so thin-skinned; must this day get worse,0
@passingcarss i wont have time to buy  and i need a new binder pa,0
@hasyya Haha yeah they do! I think I'm heading out in a bit to get some ice cream,1
Sleep aint coming easy tonight,0
"@lamedust watching the movie, rather. it reminded me of so many wise and awesome quotes.",1
@ddlovato i DARE you to REPLY TO ME  OR better yet i Dare you to FOLLOW ME  Haha! I really have no friends! lol,1
Happy BDay @sheluvshiphop!! Party currently in progress,1
"Feta cheese, Pita bread, Hummus. Bliss.",1
@easszzii LMFAO!!!!! THANX FOR SAVING ME FROM THE EMBARASSMENT!,1
@dreamgir1 It's almost time,1
"Sad! The Roths dog got out. I love that clusmy cute puggle, jessy!  they are calling animal control tomarrow! Best wishes jessy <3",0
chilling with gorgeous emma,1
@FlyBecuzHEIs im takin pics for you!....but its rainy here and the concerts outside,0
@LaoChiGirl omg it's so nice to know someone else still has a full week of skewl left,1
"laying down, i am done!!!!",0
@selahh i know right  it's like my 4th time rewatching HIMYM...this sucks!!! haha,0
"Well all i can say is that the hello kitty world is cool indeed, aint that right daddy bird",1
Gonna go work out with bro for the last time,0
night ya'l! i already sound like my cousin who came from geaorgia  i missed him,1
"@glazou some guesses I've seen online were very close, but I didn't see yours online",1
@bigben91190 its fun though,1
Getting ready for an internship interview... I hopf they don't just hire me because of the stunning looks,1
"Watching star trek, hating every minute of it",1
"@rustyrockets I'll be listening, shame we cant watch online too  xx",0
@glamluxelife omg my phone just called u by a mistake hope it didn't wake u.... Sorry,0
I can't figure out what to wear!!!,0
@JQPHOTOGRAPHY I love that show,1
@rehmus where im moving? Chattanooga.,1
Someone PLEASE record the Larry King. I don't have it here,0
I got 99 problems  I'm a lil down. Need 2 stop bein honest and start lying!,0
jelly tots will be mosted asap,1
The sun is shining and I have an entire Sunday to enjoy...my my the possibilites,1
watching hannah montana  @mileycyrus you're funny <3,1
getting ready by myself is hard,0
"making breakfast and going for a bike ride before i attend to my responsible adult obligations. mmmm cereal, blackberries, and sunshine!",1
@mikejewell #perltweet - great idea! Did you want to use hashtags.org to get better visibility? Wish my perl skills were up to the task.,0
@ajmclean_team haha i neamed one after @tigga19 and one after him haha,1
blasted love story on the freeway on the way home  now watching desperate housewives,1
Those count  I'm so glad! I really miss chruch :/,1
"@DavidArchie Always the way, when ever you want to search something, Kaputt. net goes",0
@officialTila I only got 5 and its not changing! What is wrong??  HELP TILA!!!!! ...Please?!,0
Is Butterfactory really so fun? Seems like it's the new Zouk these days. I've totally lost touch with the nightlife,0
"as much as i usually hate the sun, im actually enjoying this weather",1
Ironing should be banned. Especially with the worlds worst iron,0
Just realised Kevin Rudd has this  IM SO FOLLOWING HIM!,1
@DjBingy I'm chilling on vacation... Making a list of things I need for some home improvements!,1
three days in camp was awesome,1
@VernaeWilliams OMG what is wrong? who is ill!? Vernae!,0
i hate today! im sad now  i just feel like ill never be happy,0
I added a 'Related posts' feature to http://thecauseisthehabit.com. I hope that helps with finding more of what you need!,1
I'm home for ONE DAY and @huckb has a session in Boston. Rats.  phooey,0
Gotta wake up early and be a roof builder guy.  Ugh.,0
Its quite satisfying when you see a design really coming together!,1
Leaving the park... All in all... A great time tonight,1
"@miranda_im in build 39, Miranda still does not find profiles in the Miranda folder  It always wants to create a new one in AppData...",0
Shawty to my rite @ da game is a dream!  She's sooooooo fine!    WOW!,1
"finds it strange, how marc is moving away in two weeks, and is the only person who knows how to cheer me up!",0
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINALLY a seat sale! Snagging my tickets to Los for $750, hopefully, including touchdown at Narita on the 28th.",1
@Jenocidal so why aren't you pimping me out then huh?,1
"I wish I could stay and go to the park with nate and rambo, stupid work",0
@hellivina That vid was kinda funny. Tea in the parla make the girls holla...lol.,1
School will be starting in 12 hours and 25 minutes time  End of holidays sucks.,0
"so bored,  ugh song will never be finished at this rate!",0
"I've never felt ashamed to be a Yorkshireman, until now. It's a sad day for politics knowing the BNP is stronger than ever.",0
nobody wants to be my friend on facebook  hahaha. someone ad me the link is on my blog manuelalire.com,0
@jonzamarripa that sucks..what kind of computer do you have? i sent my mac in for repair,0
@DontTrustMe49 Thanks!,1
Can't wait to go to ny soon.....miss my friends and family,0
"all i've wanted to do all day is sleep..and now that i have the chance, i'm not tired? boo",0
i have been dogsitting.  what a gorgeous puppy. x,1
@aplesandshanana That manbabies site is freaking terrifying,0
"@postalguarelas Thks, keeping well. Busy rearranging work space 2 make more conducive 2 productivity, but tiny space lots of stuff  & You?",0
"www.epicspecialties.com Did some painting this morning, just not near my laptop or I'd tweet my masterpieces to you tweeters.",1
@Tsaksonakis Yes thanks not been on twitter much lately; not alot to say really; seems to have died down a bit,0
@MATTHARDYBRAND Random query. Who made your new jacket? Actually who makes all the coats I love them all. I have a wrestler coat fetish,0
"@Hanster7705 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that still doesn't explain it xD gosh i'm hilarious  #hellolizzi",1
i think i get it now! time to actually start getting in touch with people on here,1
@atebits appreciate the status update.. I've been furiously refreshing the app store since last week  what a bottleneck,0
i have to go now  ill be back later at 11pm. haha. class starts at 15. YEY!!!!!!!hahah,1
"@epiccphail rudee, im takeing it as a no  lool",0
"Reading a bedtime stor, can't got to sleep.. I'm reading Wicked.",1
I could list loads of reasons to stay here....one of them is fresh cherries bought in Campo....let's dirty up the keyboard,1
"@jovanmiles i know, i know.. better late than never tho.  i don't know where it's been all my life, but i'm so head over heels now.",1
"Birthday lunch for @buddhalicious9 w/ @hellochelly & the girls at Alice's Tea Cup, NYC  http://twitpic.com/4iu0m",1
This cold is just getting worse.,0
@M0t0rBreath Food is rarely any good on the flights... but will remedy that now in LA. The guys keep screaming for beer and burritos!,1
"My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more  apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa",0
My Update # 200: Me duele mi oído derecho,0
been waiting in line for an hour now and I'm still like 30 people away from my new iPhone,0
heehee  im in a magnificent mood.,1
Just got up from the most uncomfortable nap ever- I'm really sick right now.,0
is thinking about makin some pasta for her tea. mmm,1
BJK ! We will be the champions in 3 hours ! Getting ready for Bodrum !,1
"got a picture to workk, time to sleep a bit, big day ahead",1
I Need Breakfast What To Jam On Toast Or Cocca Pops,1
@sydianne solo recital ni gilbert sa cksc! do you want to go?,1
"@SuperDunner he tapes in New York, sry no extra tix",0
@electric_blueee yep. of course us wogs cook the best  ily greeek (L) my grandparents would kill me if it wasnt from scratch.,1
@james__buckley hope you're not pissed of with meee cause of the dick'ed thing,0
"Lots of behind the scenes stuff going on today.  Thought I was taking the weekend off - oh well, such is life",0
@gemeg Tell me when you find others more!,1
@zaheyraw iya but im always as healthy as youself who never gets sick lol,1
How exciting is it when you have a class up until 6:30 pm?!! Very exciting!,0
"has figured out to send group SMS wihout turn MMS setting off first, but somehow feel internet speed becomes very slow",0
"@_shona Ahhhh sorry D: But it becomes pretty obvious after like ten minutes ahaha. Btw, I have the rest of your present here!",1
@igrabjelly I tweeted @mightymarlz about the trade-in thing. Maybe could consider!,1
"helped out an old friend in need tonight, made me feel good. she needed it, bad shit goin on in her life,i kept her laughing for 8hrs.",1
i totally love the Da Vinci Code and i CA N'T wait until the movie!,1
@MersAppletree yeah  I just decided to go with Austria cos I didn't know about it until then.,0
Tummy ache  probably gonna go to swim team practice since employees are allowed to and I need to swim another 500 on saturday,0
Disaster. One of my HDDs has died. Luckily I haven't lost many wedding pics but I have lost every other photo since mid January. Gutted,0
magic won!!!!!!!!!!!!,1
"@egheitasean no joke intended, but Italian Wedding Soup, ftw! Got me through my bout of plague, better than plain chicken noodle",1
finished half of my photo/english/stats project  ill finish the other half tom <3 good night,1
@matty1987 so do we. trust me!!,0
Going to bed...have to be up at 445,0
"@sheow psh. at least i judge people 'by the content of their character'. that way its their own fault if they fail. pssst, youre in, yay",1
@caitt_xoxo hiiii thanks for following meee,1
"@AlohaArleen yes, Arleen  it did crash on the Atlantic an so far they did not find anything  searches are happening day and night",0
"@ahmytamagotchi LMAO!  I hate them too actually, but I couldn't stay away from the pretty phone",0
@keza34 aint had a lessong in 2 - 3 weeks as been in college 5days a week  lol,0
"Cubs @ reds game is way better than serendipity or hot date @ minor league filth. Twitpic coming, I-touch=no camera",0
@nhyrvana @ravelizardkoko ah ah ah the simpsons... great one !,1
@pongsathorn น้องสติมาชอบ��ล้งคุณพ่อนี่เอง น่ารั�จัง,1
@findle kk safee.. ask your parents  btw are there any tickets left?,1
"@cattchang sorriz, this IS cathy chang right?",1
Sorting through my digital music collection. Currently at 32Gb and 6713 tracks  Another 20Gb on a spare disk to go through yet too.,0
enjoying my coffee with this super delicious cookie,1
@TRACEY11208 aww it was meant for me but u sent it to Dion...awww u love...DION!!!!!!!! and not ME!!! smh  gimmie back my moms day wishes,0
@ddlovato demi say hi show ur fan some love,0
rain for field day today...boo,0
suppose to be with @radollashpc buh he didnt hit me,0
@a_cup_of_t Reader aant doorlopen mss?,1
I'm the worst person ever. Totally forgot to take off my dogs electric collar before his walk,0
Omg i definitely want the David Choi cd! <3,1
"Nylon string broken again  Off to take it back & hoping i don't have to 'make a scene', if ya know what i mean. Don't really 'do' scenes",0
@kalena1995 hehehe that i am.. that i am. and i know i should but i am not really that tired. but my hand hurts,0
miss FO like mad! /after watching FO videos,0
@TheLastDoctor Voted again! Only several thousand more votes to go. And no-one's put me forward.,0
@chivesontheweb DSi has a new stylus?,0
@Tori_Thompson I got invited to a rd of golf this afternoon with sales dept from work. Damn I hate golf. Have more fun driving carts,1
@Cristlewater: when are you gonna change your name to crystal meth? hahahahah,1
says huff kacang mahal !  http://plurk.com/p/x7vt8,0
"Ok, so everything doesn't turn out perfectly. That's why it's so great that it sometimes does..",1
I miss all time low,0
@DeAndreWright girl me too  I will just have see yall Monday night cuz this rain has everywhere flooded,0
"@tomguarriello tough Q's for 140  - I believe the main gap stems from the fact that organizations are rational, and people are emotional",1
Cleaning up AD & user/group rights.. What a mess,0
@KentuckyTour we'll get them from someone else,1
"@LoveSiedah #iremember haha, thank you for reminding me of this, it's hilarious",1
feeling like krap - going to the doctor in about an hour. Need rest so badly.,0
... but then they limit the sentence we re gonna write.. it ruins.. as i can say.. the excitement of the users.. lol,1
@erichalvorsen pssht. pink ladies all the way.,1
No Clear  http://post.ly/vzr,0
It's always way to dark by the time I get to the oval for my after work run  Still managed to put in some decent effort though.,0
Piper Shower,1
"@green_mouse, @labria ????? ??????? ??? ???? ??? ??",1
@IvyBean104  Haha!  I love connect 4!  poor Mabel.....,1
Lying in bed with a fractured foot. Ouchhhhhhhh. Have to be with cruches for a month no!,0
Wishing I could go out and watch Year One...,0
I'm ready to go home now.  Sunburned and very tired.,0
"@bowrll You too, huh?  I would have something to do, but I can't find the headset for my 360.",0
3 hours till uterus eviction,1
"@donniewahlberg I am jealous, I want to be in Detroit for the ticket giveaway  too bad I am in NY!!!!",0
@TheTrueOneDMV W much respect ..,1
looks like monsoon season has started   #bristol #weather,0
ae ae !    dia shaato. nothing to do,0
is back at the lab oin a day filled with classes,0
Wow .. I hope I don't have to go two days straight with no sleep any time soon   Da sleep was deep but joyous too !! LOL ... food food!,1
@aussie_ali @heidiheartshugs toothpaste??? If you use the whitening stuff the bleach will burn a layer of skin off.,1
@teemwilliams put a car seat @ the back && you'll be FINE!!! XOXO,1
@schuetzdj thanks for getting that one stuck in my head....,0
@Robert_Kennedy Ha! Good - been working @ the comedy routine!,1
still got the flu - terrible feeling,0
I feel so left out of the Parade functions.,0
"so 2day is also very busy, dancing display 2nite, i duno wat to do with my hair",0
Everytime I watchh a movie and it ends I always feel sad. Hm.,1
"oh, look at that, I have Sims 3 working on my Mac  <3 thanks SO much to @@sdmix",1
My view tonight  http://twitpic.com/6i9si,1
@roooosa your so lucky! wish i had been able to come  were you the first in the que? and liverpool?,0
is gettin followed like a motherfuckn fad yallll,1
Half of my new clothes are either too big or too small... Why can't they label them properly!!,0
"the guts and instinct to walk away from a £2 million deal, the Spiritura INTEGRITY and ETHICS! heart broken though",0
yay.. my results came in and I have got 1st class..,1
"@stephenfry  try falling asleep on top of Dalkey Island amongst the sheep, and waking surrounded by sky, wondering where on earth you are.",1
Everything looks hit when its wet,0
@LJsBaby CUTE dress!!!,1
@Avery_Brandon thx 4 hitting me back! We have a clear protein gel. I wonder if that was it? Anywho... Thx 4 the tweet!,1
Good morning lovelies.!,1
@mileycyrus have u been in norway before ?  u have so many fans  in hear! and they love u ! <3,1
@NiaBPretty shit really hurts my heart for that to come from you  lol,0
... I might switch from Safari,1
@Kimberszoo awwww poor girls   Hope they feel better soon!,0
"@leavingout, quid is slang for english pounds",1
@holdemtalkradio  I have uploaded & published my studio work from last night. Please visit simpletownUSA.com & link Health Care Thanks,1
after XX's blog entry I think I might get a BB as well!,1
Missing him like you would never imagine,0
@Boyislost @GAMEVIL @stacie_JOCK @stevhunk thanx for the follow,1
"As I do my wild puppy thru house someone started that dishwasher, Good Night my brave Mates, sweet dreams of bacon,cheese,chicken ect.",1
Back from sunny Scarborough and back to work,0
@SelenaSilk   THATS WHATS UP   HOW OFTEN YOU GO DOWN THERE?,1
@TheParentectomy,1
@sunriseon7 Kelly told Rove she isn't on twitter. This person is a fake. But happy to see Kelly on the show,1
"to be honest, i don't know what i'm doing anymore.",0
@felicityfuller Felicity thank you so much for your lovely Mr Tweet recommendation. I really appreciate it!,1
2nd day Bracknell and I'm bored already.,1
updated iPhone to OS 3.0 - application updates are taking much longer than before,0
@e_diva as always  coffee? cookies?,1
"coffee, regis & kelly, cleaning and laundry. I miss my fam",0
@kaaatvong210 LOL sorry I kicked y'all  out!!,0
@cassiduncan  hahahah gutted for us,0
@Sam_Bartlett i know i know i know  sofa dinner and chick flicks ftw,1
"@iLorena thank you!!  (sorry, I just saw the reply..)",1
"A poor soul on my floor was diagnosed with Swine flu! 2 months ago, downtown would be evac'ed via choppers, but not even a day off",0
@graemeskelly that's quite sad  haha,0
@Merc_hyn_di Sorry. I can't reveal any spoilers.,1
going bag paking in asda,0
@EternalScribe oh hon  *gets you ice and heating pads*,0
back to watching tv might be buying some diamonds later,1
attack of the Ex's. episode 2: The Athlete from H.S.....only me.  I don't mean to be an asshole I haven't spoke to you in a year for a rea,0
@Anita_Joint that's good. well hope everything's cool babe,1
"@WestCoastBritt   That is awesome, sweetie! So happy for you!",1
@stuartsharpe You've seen Arsenal play recently ...,0
@petraaafied n'awww don't let this get to your other exams  - sending you tonnes of good vibes -,0
"LINES, VINES, AND TRYING TIMES ROCKS!!!!!!!!  WE LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS NEW ALBUM!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!",1
@drebuado mmm it sucks not having my phone working,0
@heysally Why not???,0
If I could be Gwen Stefani for just one day...too amazing!  #fb,1
taaalking to this one guy   ...I hope I don't fall asleep on him ;/,1
"Took my cocker spaniel , Sam to get groomed today. Wow he smells better. Now all he wants to do is roll around in the dirt.. Dirty dog",0
#followfriday  @eastermoon   she takes great pictures and needs more followers. She's also a really nice person,1
@G4Webbhead well i was lucky enough to see her performe last year!  yea it would be great if she did a duet with demi or selena!!,1
I tried to get off work so I could buy bread and milk since it was snowing but my boss wont let me,0
@adrence funny that it is not there tey sent a breaking news alert and have no other thing to add??,0
Newbie to Twitter!!!,1
FML still awake  melatonin not working!,0
Just going into a meeting.... although it was scheduled for 11am,1
@DatKidSpade oh darn. I hv an xbox 360. But it doesn't work any more.,0
@thisgoeshere hmm..Edward  let's say the werewolves take over your city..deal?,0
@ShanePike - really? I've used it for the 1st time successfully when I upgraded Swansonager.com to 2.8,1
"Going to Salamah's House.. To bring althbay7 .. Anyone want to kill his dite ,, P.S. Salamah is latifa for burdubai",1
@RobPattzNews  that girl's pic was stalkerish...Poor guy! What's the world coming to when his boarding pass is news for some fans?,0
"Kings Island this weekend, pretty pumped!  gettin ready to play sims3",1
@metroid0714 FAIL. Why haven't we hung out at all?,0
Work=suck.Hard.suck. But I was standing there singing this song with the radio then I realized it was LP's New Divide and got all happy!,1
@kris10michelle i have to too.  not looking forward to it at all!,0
I will marry this boy.   i have missed him so much. I love him with all my heart.,1
Starting the drinking early gets you in bed early,1
@edwardarch I wish lots of people feel the same,1
@DjPanic uploaded a song  lol as if u didnt have enuff to listen to lol,1
@SebastianJ -,0
@HospitalityMan LOL! That's brilliant  and sooooo true,1
@beetee Love that book! My VW I'm about to turn in is named Scout.,1
"@emmielovegood lol Thank you, and I had nothing else to do.  Yay!",1
me too...but im hurting inside..,0
Taking a break after two-three hours of working on the project. Time to watch some Jon & Kate + 8,1
@aceythekidd but its rainy here,0
@LayDeeTwisted yea i wanted candy,0
@Winina really? wow... hahaha im really sleepy... huff im in the library now... wanna join? better not.. just study ath home better,1
And I'm free!!!!....until tomorrow,0
Me preparando pro show da CL,1
just got up... got alot to do,0
@Lisa_Veronica aww you sound so cute on the radio!,1
"I wanna go to nickelback, hinder, papa roach and saving abel!",0
Very happy article I submitted to Southern Star about workshops printed in full  not in online version though   http://is.gd/15ukM,0
@Hector_82 haah I know  I never knew there were so many diff kind of pens. Lol,0
GOIN' TO DISNEYLAND !!!!!   I LOVE MY BOYS !!!!,1
One meeting down.....6 more to go,0
Reeeeaaaaaal Gooood!!,1
found @katieb206 on twitter  @shalondasblog called it first though,0
@SirRawlins Annoys me how hard it is to retain config though. I like how everything is setup at the moment.,0
"WOOPPPPPP!!! GWARNN DIVERSITY!!!! WOOO, SOOO HAPPY NOW!!! LOL!!!",1
Time for bed me thinks! Will hopefully be spending the day 'planning' blog posts.. Yes I am sad like that,1
@ExtremeWithin nope. and no glitter in the air,0
camdenton tonight. joplin tomorrow. @egibson091 's last two shows. I'm soo gonna cry.,0
dont feel so good & cant sleep,0
@K_padilla me too! I miss you already!!!  LOL have fun!,0
@Nidira *hugs* Sorry you are hurting Hun,0
God I don't wanna work today,0
"ok, so perhaps I won't be repotting my plants today  We will just have to have a lazy day inside instead",0
I'm madly in love with a boy... Did I mention I don't know his name? Hahah boooo,0
@Ahmad_Alharthi مسكيييييييييييييييييييييييييييييين مسكيييييÙâ€,0
"@tommcfly breath, angel",1
My 2nd shift person better fucking get here soon. I have a chiropractor appt. at 4 & if I have to cancel it I'll be pissed. & out $20.,0
http://bit.ly/1Wh12  this song is just wonderful .. it makes me cry a lot,0
@PhilNickinson More swiping than your iPod touch? I didn't mind Treo Pro keyboard - though I far prefer virtual ones,1
@loulougoddess good morning  well that sounds like fun. Have a great day.,1
"@adamrshields and I had to order alcohol so we could sit on the patio. Oh well, pay the price to have the view  http://mypict.me/2Ppq",1
my ipod got another bug  this sucks... gotta restore now. Sigh*,0
witnessed a magic show  see ya nxt yr LBJ,1
I just lost 2 followers.,0
at westmead childrens emergency hosp at strt of our hols - my little A might have fractured her arm,0
"I want to read my book, but my conscience is telling me to kill off joe   ��l Berto!",1
"hahaha... It's so funny! I have a lot of  " JoBros" like followers, hahaha but it doesn't matter I know who the real Jonas Brothers are",1
"Wow. Now that my monitor is calibrated, I can see COLOURS!!!! Time to watch Partly Cloudy now.",1
Just woke up  Happy birthday dad!,1
@_Joss Helloooooo!! Twit twit twit!,1
Photo: dfolz: Awe… thats no good  http://tumblr.com/x9r23olgj,0
"Myself. I honestly don't know what i was thinking when i thought i wanted to get pregnant again. I love both my kids, but i doubt myself.",0
"@PaulaAbdul Hey Paula! No matter WHAT has happened to you, I've always supported you. Keep on killin' it, girl!  =jb=",1
"@ElkaBr shall we try one last time, im gutted i see everyones pics and no1 can see wot lovely kid i have",0
"@cakester93 cool  nice to meet you, I'm Clare  awesome! 20th of November for my here in the UK! wish i could see them sooner!",1
@BNichole8 tiredddd babe that test wore me out  sleepy time babe,0
@LovelyLu  Hey!!  Nice to meet you!!!,1
"graaaa... i have dried super glue all over my hands, lol, feeling to lazy to attempt to get if off now.",1
@charleshooper I would like to join your company too,1
sun - where are you?,0
Bye bye convention  i already miss everybody.,0
for some reason my pic wont load soo sad,0
"Found a Starbucks here in Basel, finally breakfast. All other places only serve beer! Great gig last night! I'm in love in this country.",1
cancelled movie date. not feeling well...spiritually.,0
@erinmusicluver i'm sending major love your way,1
Just brought Lee Jun Ki's first Album..was suppose to get his latest album J Style but it's sold out.. I'll go CD hunting this friday wee,1
"slept for half an hour over my sheets of eagleton, reading makes so tired",0
mean people are killing a huge tree on my street,0
I need more info on mjs new look.,0
come on clint!,1
"Head hurts.  Haven't had a proper headache I'm ages! Plus this sign is really distracting, it's right outside livingroom window.",0
Ahhhhhhhhh my eyes! I hate you internet!  http://bit.ly/11FAWG Good bye innocence,0
Didn't know I couldn't search for tickets in 2 separate windows. I lost 2 VIP floor tickets bc of it. Can't find any good seats now...,0
ugh just here in dateland borrred to death & cant sleep! Also missing tempe! Hope to go back soon!!,1
"Sat in the dentists, fuming inside as I'm sure my last trip here is the reason for the hole in my filling which us due to be filled now",0
"@musicholic1997 yeah, right? I hate it... especially because all those livechats JB do and all those actions... it's stupid!",0
@gemko You should totally watch the #2wkfilm projects.  http://bit.ly/156yaH,1
Went to Tesco this morning to get a refund of a wrongly priced shampoo.   And I missed my 11am yoga class!,0
"@joshuaradin You my friend, are the best thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning",1
@letmesign me too!  we should go see it!,1
@AllotmentAli Still just 10!!,0
@shinemontano ang cute ng pic!,1
awakee. wow. i should have never left my iPod on shuffle last night. I woke us to the most random songs in the middle of the night.,1
@CrazyDucky lol aight I'll get ready!! see ya soon!! memmer u owe me ducky loving!!,1
"@bitninja Nice, I'm writing a Twitter app myself, it's the XML parsing I'm having trouble with",0
On the way home from the shore.,0
@Eris good luck Eris!,0
@andrewbarnett yeah its just tenderloins which are breast meat,1
@miss_cj @kimKissedACobra @xoxo_Aimee you guys haven't tweeted in agessss! put some effort into it haha,1
i want it to be the weekend again,0
"@Samantha_Nicole Oh, not you too  srsly. They need to get a LIFE.",0
@dj_epicfail Shweet  HIPPOLOTAMUS ATTACK!!!! *noms*,1
"@RebekahGlass aww, no you're not  just thought I'd let ya know",1
@virtualsteve I think you have too many virtual machines running,1
@jacehall http://twitpic.com/4nbx4 - great photo! bravi! we are looking forward for the upcoming pilot in Italy too,1
I wouldn't neccassary call them Twalkers.. give'em a chance,1
"@RobinGrantham a cup holder and a foot massage - after that, you got it covered.",1
"a little bit of me died, the day i found my sister's myspace  what happened to that lil girl crying next door?!?! she soo grown up",0
argh!! holidays are ending soon,0
A successful Friday night.,1
@dsf16 she's passed out now  i miss her so much she works so much...gonna cuddle up to her waiting on my klonopin to kick in ;D,0
loves The Princess Bride.,1
@MillyMarin LITTLE GIRLS ARE THE BEST!!! SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND!!! THE OLDER THEY GET THE MORE EXCITING!!! SHE'S SUCH A LIL PERSON,1
@LeaL714 yeah its ohstacyface  let me log on!,1
@jewlicious Hahaha growing up my family was super religo and we didnt listen to music or watch tv during 7 weeks - except for eurovision,1
"Wo0t! Home today, and putting a 8.8 in Cuz's TJ  anyone know anyone who needs 36" TSL's let me know....",1
The kids were awesome today! They loved the face painting!,1
@saline_queen because it's me and I have no luck at all,0
"@Ambreis What up sticky, I have no plans for today, and It's hella ugly outside",0
"@Dannymcfly You are kind of a bad person  i'm always asking you cool stuff and being worried about you, and you never answer me!",0
me & Brittany posted in thee`Wood ..  ! funny ass sLeepover .!,1
"@Dizavin i still think the black slime is creepy. also, i saw your shoes out of the corner of my eye all day. mary called me sideshow bob",0
@Manji2501 The songs I have been blipping are suggestions from @skeptic916,1
headed to sleep... story of my life  gnite world....,0
Analysing my financials. Looking at how to deal with ample liquid cash on the balance sheet,1
"@Volratho Ew, gross hours.",0
gonna go for a nice warm bath now maybe with bubbles then watch a movie,1
is a leetle tired of taking people to airports/subway stations so they can leave me.,0
"@jyesmith I love ice cream. Fine, I'll take her.",1
very sick  i have not been out of bed all day!,0
Taking a break from the paper to mow my lawn. Can't believe how early this is starting.  Least fave part of being a new homeowner.,0
"Good bye Mr. Peña all Argentina will miss you  Cagó fuego el Peña, todo mal",0
"@come2drum I had an iriver for years it was wonderful, it was stolen from my car  bet they were surprised to hear piping music on it!",0
Buried in expenses...too bad the cheque won't be for me!,0
I thought for some reason the new 3.0 bios for iPhone was out today...   Two more days still...  #squarespace,0
Anybody willing to help me??? I've been trying to make a sad tune on the piano for a new song but it always ends up happy and bright  ???,0
things that make me sad: lost the top/eraser of the mechanical pencil i've been using for the last two years. it was my favorite,0
@TrackStarSODMG http://bit.ly/Dbdw4  they need to get their lazy asses up & satisfy our needs  lol,1
"@RSR108 I was mostly just interested in what he did, I saw him chanting and holding the lady's hands...just curious that's all",1
Viendo grey's anatomy,1
"@Olympus_AU nice idea, just submitted",1
i just started twitter  lol,1
@xashxk i miss it terribly  is it important?,0
its raining but my dads still making me go outside!,0
Okay I'm seriously bored. I have nothing to do. I can't go out cause it's raining.,0
"anywayz, c ya later twitterers!  :]",1
"After a great weekend, now to start on finishing the work  See you in Uni kids!",0
@gansargirl sad that the moment i leave the northeast u mike and jasen are there  fml,0
Walking the dogs.,0
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince pictures released! They're not exciting!  http://www.sodahead.com/question/438159,0
So I think I just might be dying of hunger,0
@melissamaples but I see someone already told you that,0
@ASIANJUL check my flickr!!! I uploaded new pics,1
"I haven't had a mike vick joke for a while, my life feels empty",0
mornin. vacay goin great. up doin laundry while my wife sleep.,1
I am happy naw,1
"@flocker No worries, thanks for making such a handy browser.",1
"Dear God, I talked to my dota last nite - she's crying and wants to go home now...8 more sleeps  pls. take care of her, mum loves her.",0
my head is uber full of snot.,0
Misses Zac so much...tomorrow we'd be celebrating our 7th month anniversary if he was here.,0
@teralandrum...I want a jamba juice so bad right now! And the cupcake made me feel sick! haha...wish you were hereee!  XOXO,1
#s1e11 Locke is either "A Taxidermist or a Hit Man" -Boone. (A Hunter or A Killer!) VERY FUNNY in light of later seasons,1
"It's bad enough people make fake celebrity accounts, but faking celeb family members is borderline terrifying.",0
"is in worse foot pain this morning - moving at all, now stretches the skin",0
@photobird been off work ill for last couple of days - most annoying! Hoping my magic juice will help!!,1
@FionaFlame What a good tip about the Pembrokeshire Tea makers! Now following you too,1
I'm listening to the rasmus... Missed their gig because i had glandular fever  think i caught it at a disturbed gig a couple of weeks  ...,0
AP News sent me two iPhone push alerts last nite.  One at 4:30 AM   But I can't find the stories in the app. I though they were at top.,0
wish the Mister hadn't dozed off already,0
"@Rorzshach I love you so much. I miss you so fucking much, when're you gonna come?  Take care Rorz, ilyilyily xoxo",0
is very sore after havin her apendix out!  x,0
"@howardlake the E-LF.co.uk link for the awards no worky, also their main site says info coming soon  though u would want heads up",0
"@ASOS_Fi  sorry to hear, you've got to do something else though, otherwise you'll feel miserable! Girls night out?",0
"Exercising once again. Yeah, i know, weird thing to do at like 11 at night.",1
"@hundredreasons tho nothing could get better than The Chance, I was wrong, The Prance is the most beautiful song I ever heard, well done!",1
Uuuuugh... I am literally coughing myself into death i swear  I haven't even had a fag in three days!,0
@anyamarina Saw you in the Anthropologie catalog.  Did you get to keep the clothes?!,1
@Bearablescents The SiteWarming parties usually do very well....if I do say so myself.    #sigjeans,1
@auditiondanny i have a cold too. sucks  i hope you feel better!!,0
@AMLadlad voted! good luck,1
Going to da park,1
tweetin about how twitter isnt twittering my tweets..,0
Great way to start the beginning of the end of senior year,1
@Lauren__King Let's just say we love their whole album,1
I've decided I like Jane Eyre. I laughed when she decided her cottage was better than the tower of pisa! Made me cry though  <3,0
I'm write a song about you and then make a beat to ya words then later we can turn it into a hit. .lett me stoppp,1
"@debthebumblebee Oh ok, that suck  where do you live?",0
Christine Kerr started the week + month at #nakednews the best way - #bottomless ! That Bikini without bottoms was perfect entertainment,1
@counternotions wow....are you serious?! Now we're learning something about this mystery man from the department of reality.,1
@Asherosu lol! no... But it was a weird night,1
@JonathanRKnight I have seen EVERY concert that you've played in Montreal. I can't believe i'm missing this one  Have a blast,0
"@markydonovan no point now, it's over",1
where did @KayKay_SODMG go.?? i want pics babes.!  l0l,1
talking to ryan,1
I had a great day today. And yesterday too. It was so worth it.,1
@DinoGoesRawr I'm obsessed now,1
had school till now the last two hours maths,0
"got a lot to do this weekend, work-wise",0
Messed up her cookies...,0
Watching Jonathan Toews interviews  ...this is getting bad...damn this Canadian Obsession lol,1
i'm gonna bum mymaths today (so nearly wrote myspace there) but i had to uninstall beautiful firefox cos it was breaking my laptop,0
1 nite of VBS down....4 more 2 go.  We had a blast and very minimal bumps in schedule flow. Best 1st VBS nite yet! YAY!!,1
Using sister's laptop to surf. Using mobile sites because I exhausted a lot of bandwidth yesterday and today.,0
"@mccmarianne Hi, its Chris, but thats okay",1
Video: FTSK - She’s A Lady might as well post the video.  http://tumblr.com/xpv1z3co7,1
"@Pentenscribes Thanks to your tweet, I was able to find @twitrbackground. Thank you for sharing!",1
@natalievass It's soo hot here. Loving it.,1
"@Kata159 hah, that is abit bad actually.  nevermindd. yeahh!  samee, cant wait for the new album!",0
"ready to finally start the week, enough with resting",1
@_VeniVidiVici_ LOL drunky drunk-drunk  What's shakin' chickie?,1
Yay!  Bandit Lee Way was born on may 27th 2009 at 2:57pm!  A Healthy baby girl! Congratulations Gerard And Lyn-z!,1
i see A7X watchin motley crue  all but Zacky.,1
@honey_honeybun hahaha no!!!! gosh that was funny! no i spilt a hundred matchsticks on the floor,0
Going to 6 flags & river walk. Dont think I'll have time to read today,0
@Jonasbrothers good luck with the first concert!...not that u need it. i'll see u the 19th  can't wait!,1
"@mbthin sorry just your msg.  doors open at 6:30am PST, but Val is gonna host live chat at 4:00pm PST",1
at a block party,1
"needs every1 to PRAY for me, just went to order my beautiful black 16gb 3gs Iphone and they have SOLD OUT  they are trying to get more!",0
I'm thinking beach day? Book? Roomie is asleep on the couch,0
@PerezHilton Very cool for you!  How exciting!  I am sitting here eating more Jays BBQ chips!  So not fair!,1
berharap keadaan 'my younger brother' membaik...  http://plurk.com/p/124cuz,0
i've just decided that from now on all my daily quotes shall be from that day from ppl i know,1
@xjujubeanx hahaha ur freakn cute  and ur babies will b aswell.,1
good night everyone     much love,1
Yay for Victorias Secret! I saved a good chunk of money. Time for tennis. I think I'll go get a bagel real quick  I'm here early,1
@tontokaru happy belated bday babe!,1
I'm here at work . . . on this gorgeous Saturday morning.     I'm determined to get out of here by noon & get on the water.,0
I can't believe I'm in a Filipino Philo class  How am I going to survive?,0
I have survived the evening. Looking forward to my lazy Sunday tomorrow.,1
Has a reallll bad headache and doesn't wanna work tonight,0
i have to sleep  ... but  i can´t :`(,0
"fucking hell, i just wanna go out  SILLY BONES.",0
is bored but for some reason oddly happy,1
@ReeReeKins Yay! I'm excited for you! Do you know what you're getting yet?,1
"@_hikky I just noticed, I have the same Samsung monitor as you.  Actually I think alot of people have this one. Isn't it nice?",1
@TTempel Why hire 1 rock star when you have access to a  rock band of star designers? Just a thought,1
I hate being yelled and sworn at,0
Sadly your not winning anything during the beta  I didn't get a question wrong in that last round,0
@mmitchelldaviss what games have got you hooked to 360live?,1
"@chelemodica i wish, 2:55 i Corning NY 2:56 in Ottawa and 2:53 in Corning NY a few years later... its only a matter of time",1
what a great end of junior high school though some things are still missing..,0
"Again writing my diploma thesis, wishing I could go outside for swimming in a little lake near my hometown...anyway: I am happy - somehow",1
says sarap makinig sa AOL music sessions  mas magaanda version ng mga kanta.. hehehe  http://plurk.com/p/xcglo,1
I want to punch myself in the face.,0
Thats the end of the maths exam,1
@DanaCortez i hear that... i cant,0
@henryb35  @ you being hostile in the Drake thread.  I'm just relaying the info that I heard.,0
@TheRaeRae You'rew welcome!  Currently thinking about how this next scene will play out. #FNWC,1
OMG!!! feels good to be home,1
After 42 hours of not sleeping it is time for bed. Alaska-so far so good,1
do nothing  http://plurk.com/p/13suw6,0
Oh great. It's raining hard again. I'm thinking the skies don't want me to tweet today. Haha,1
"@huma_rashid Thanks for the advice, btw!",1
is coming back to Ruston tomorrow,0
http://twitpic.com/8d23l - Trying to complete my research  taking so long!,0
"@LeEyeCandy Ohh, figured.  Haha. How's Schoool?",1
@kirstiealley awwwwwww wish I could complete you,1
@cylon_in_love It was only for confirmation! I thought she dyed it and needed a reference,0
"Bob's listening to the commentary features on "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy",which are just as fun as the film",1
Halfway done with my bio drawings  then english extra creditt.,1
Wonderful blue sky outside and the beach is 200 meters away... I wanna be outside,0
@NHL10 I was hoping for a better trailer,0
@Pharmon Damn you. You get to have all the fun,0
I don't like the unsexy people in these KY "Yours and Mine" commercials,0
Just been told I could be made redundant,0
@jordo996 Feb 2010. Assumin' I stop tweeting so much and write the thing,1
uploading naked pics of myself,1
havin my lunch... instant noodles... so bad,0
@teal64  So sorry to  hear about your kitty!,0
"Oh, wait...I already am",1
maxinqq w/o max b ; suckss for me .,0
Is exhausted from a long day and is now relaxing on her couch watching tv on a SATURDAY night BY MYSELF  lol,0
its 2am... goin to bed... i'll be up at 7....eehh??!!**>><<<AL:J      ...I love life,1
"@Sean2theO any ideas for dtb? if you have, please e-mail me!",1
@mileycyrus hey...i heard your latest song...it really sucks ..sorry,1
"@TakeoSpikes51 I have a p-willis jersey ;) but also like lockdown, hard choice! Rice for all-time niner yhough",1
On my way to the library.  zoom zoom!,1
@imcudi i caann't direct messsage you bacck,0
"#iremember I took a 1996 Grand Prix  over 100,000 and ran the BEST of any car I ever had! Goodnight GM smh",0
I still heart #Croatians...,1
Trying to wake up enough to go for a run before work. So drowsy,0
@David_Henrie what is so special aqbout vancouver? I've never been there,0
I miss everyone in columbus and wv.  Ily. <3,0
"@suziperry hey suzi, I'm glad to see you're ok. looking forward to watching you again on the gadget show.",1
@iamdpbeltran where is home??,1
@Laurawalkerxo my sister haha and @beckinelson is goingg,1
"Well, this day... I would like to go out in the sun instead of sitting here looking at Excel...",0
"Goodmorning, again a lovely day! I also wanted to come with my friends to Giethoorn! But I have to work out, and go to a b-day",0
yay! we are done...now I must suffer in the car b/c @erik_jamaal is playin jim jones latest album,0
@Jack_Franklin Done the same lost 7% income now,0
need to get ready lol,0
@Senfaye still- any illness isnt fun. lol trust me  i just got over having mono,0
@Dublins98Dave Your powers of persuasion finally reaped dividends...welcome to @dermotwhelan,1
@SteveNabors YAY!  now just come make my dog shut up and i'll be your best friend forever hahah,1
kinda tired... me and my lovee just got done watching some movies  haha shon of the dead and walle,1
No DxC for me this weekendd  until next time miami !,0
A Korean mommy just made me some coffee. It's been a while since I've had coffee w/ sugar instead of honey. I don't like it.,0
"@MissKeriBaby awwww what up, Hannoth?? Long time!!",1
"@BigDaws Hey Dawsy, me and @Bass_ have just split up over footballing differences, will you be my new boyfriend?",1
@burbleon that was pathetic! munshi premchand will turn in his grave,1
@YOniya  yo ass was flying!..cruise control @ a 100 n shit...- did that before and got my ass pulled over..,1
@bubblynight and thats GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,0
Perhaps I should triage these 346 emails that my legacy POP account has dropped in my inbox before doing anything else,0
HAPPY EASTER (orthodox easter that is),1
3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch,0
"@_MikeNewton_ @_Lauren_Mallory Awww, he knows I love him! If he tells me he hates them then I'll take them down...",0
"@cathycalhoun - love it - met her backstage at Ellen last year with Brad Cafarelli, she used my deodorant -  my oddest celeb story ever",1
watching F1 at home now. Go mclaren! but i'm liking the Brawn guys,1
@linnetwoods Uhh.. the plasma beast?,1
I think I may have done quite well on my maths exam!!!!,1
i am absolutly doing nothing today!!  i think im gonna go and rent a dvd.,0
"Thanks to my tantrum throwing havoc creator niece, I failed to notice that even @rehabc bid for me!  #twpp.",0
"At safeway, eating sushi and starbucks with maria.",1
"@loumcgill aye. True. Happy birthday btw. For tomorrow, right?",1
phillies lost again  but 6 days till boston,0
"is having a mad almost-summer party with Dakota, Gaston and Lindee...Alex and Kyle WERE with us, but they didn't come back to my place",0
@MontanaQuilter @Cheryl_Hill  Thank you for the #followfriday,1
"@pjredd Good morning to you  I'm so tired LOL I get old , hehe how's you?",1
Inbox zero. Not bad after being out of the office for almost two weeks,1
I can't see @JessicaHamby on Twitterberry,0
@suzanne_tennant wish I could help,0
"on the way to the beach. kids are on it, could be a loooong day. but weather's nice.",1
@casparto I had a dream and you were in it.. makes me miss seeing you at lunch and dance practice,0
"@pellev According to the doc and the x-rays: yes. My company car is most likely wrecked, but it has protected me. Still - I'll miss it",0
@jakeeooh haha ohh cool. well now she had the other kid.  and i wonder what else you're gonna find. haha,1
@Xenooo haha love youuu. daniel and his dumb "fans" are efffed.,1
Everyone in my house is sick. Including me,0
@peanutbutterboy Woot! I inspire people and I never knew,1
@mslaurenangel LOL WHO ARE YOU TELLING!! ?,1
@Boyislost Poor thing,0
just cried all the way through the final episode of ER... and the 'previously on ER' documentary about it!,0
aw man #rove is finished,0
@mynameisben_  I know.. your gonna make me cry again..  where are you? Dans?,0
Just saw something that made me feel awkward......,0
@TheRealYungBerg u said u was gonna follow  its nita from ur live chat,1
Thank you to @affiliatetips @sirkeystone @ReneeBarronMN and of course twitter's favourite clown @The_Clown for FF mentions.,1
im sorry  maybe you should try it....,0
booo it's raining,0
why why why....,0
good night twitter. good night bish army! bbye!,1
about to cook,1
GM up an thinkin bout him a whole week though this is ridiculous does this mean no mo "us",0
I feel like Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan but for one person tho  I can't keep still. LOL,0
I love you....thats directed to whoever wants it,1
"My leg cramped up on me last night, and now it's SO painful to walk on it  That's my punishment for sleeping weirdly all last night, =[",0
"@bunnyblogger it's not looking too good for Newcastle, is it!",0
@jennifermullin We never did get together to look over WordPress.  End of the year is always a busy time huh?,0
"@ChuckNut no, I don't even have a YouTube account.",0
Grape and pomegranite juice really doesn't taste anywhere near as Good as I hoped :/ pain au chocolat does though!,1
This is a status update to twitter from ICE  Timestamp: Mon Jun 15 11:29:28 CEST 2009,1
"@hobosexual lol, yes! But season two I just felt sorry for him.",0
hiked the chief yesterday in runners   Going to look for real hiking boots today!  Any recommendations from my West Coasters?,0
"http://digg.com/u14IKB One of the coolest features of Fabusend is personal branding, add your picture and stand out among the masses",1
"@ManuelViloria Thanks! I'm a bit scared with DreamHost, overall they're fine but I don't want overall!  I'm heading out, have fun!",1
@stephenackroyd yes. and the font is strictly monitored too,0
"@ackabr Let's wait for the next generation hybrids, rolling out in 2010 me thinks?",1
@tifftiff88 what don't be sad?  Be glad. Your 21,0
"is tired, autocad, atleast i trieeedddd",0
is mad because my silver dollar city trip is cancelled because of the stupid RAIN !!!!,0
"@gallarotti Keep on rubbing it in  .. I envy you SO much. Was actually planning to make such trip this year, but with this economy",0
@optiv_flatworms Nice avatar bro  and like jr said good work on your icon,1
Is it wrong to masturbate while he drives?,1
"@TheRemusLupins I just got back from seeing UP. It was AWESOME!! To bad you can't take him on tour with you, it would be truly epic",0
"pleased to follow @LionelatDell @RichardatDELL (per armano) ... i have a ? about my 3 yr old, $1200 Dell Inspiron that's now dying",0
@CityGirl912 sniff sniff... I was doing really well too!,0
"i want to eat my burrito, but i left it at home",0
Just woke up and not excited about sleeping in tents wih kids! for fuck sake!,1
@crackerrrr hahah tourist! take lots of pics and have fun,1
@mspt47 It looks like Target threw up on New York. Glad you got there safely and are out and about already.,1
@SparkleOx  haha yea good good  orange juice is the besttt,1
@mathieuweill AFNIC could sponsor a little safari trip,1
no  tomorrow english presentation and i don't want to do this...grr,0
@milesstraume i just dont want a MILLION texts in the middle of the night,0
I have a sick little boy. 102.5 temperature and soooo lethargic. Poor guy.,0
Almost got sharpied in the face while falling asleep  being sick sucks!!!,1
mah breasts hurt!,0
@bryanboy why not 3 instead?  you need choices according to time/event of the day haha,1
@apwildman true  All is perfectly how it should be,1
I am seeing stars from sunny!! ♥,1
@sharonhayes  Thanks again!,1
""you're a pretty cool kid, peterson"",1
@donniewahlberg theres alot to be said 4 a full service,1
Why is there no bass on mac laptop speakers. Listening to our record on a laptop sounds like we kicked tyler out of the band.,0
@TheKellanLutz i would choose twitter over pilates also,1
@mileycyrus http://twitpic.com/6mo9z - i really realy want your eyes,1
"@ynoirb I'm finding this whole twitter as the new spam all a little 1990's to be honest. Still, that is no reason not to feel honoured",1
@subsomatic love the play-by-play. "butternut squash" is too funny,1
Ugh I'm not tired at all,0
"up at this weird time, feeling feverish",0
feeling sick this morning,0
World record of lack of twiiter update... >30 days!    I will try to be more present. Today I'll have meetings... meetings... and classes.,0
@mileycyrus you and me both  cheer up. I love you!,0
@waynemansfield Thanks for the follow!,1
agrees with bella... yes very nervous about tomorrow. Welcome semi-real world   Don't know what to expect...,0
"@jencorbett have a great night Jen, im going to bed, it was nice to tweet with you maybe i catch you another day.",1
@dravenreborn awww lisa  i would never beat you up!   still sad hes gone but things will be ok!,0
Hi I'm dezo and I'm a windows user. It has been 6 days since my last logon. One day at the time. Keeping strong.,1
http://twitpic.com/6snhh - Soooo pretty... without all that eel,0
@mrcelebrity NO... I love my PC! I just read too much tech blog entries.,0
@shaundahair of course. I got you,1
@amyordreamlogic -  no email from you got through - how screwed up is that? Could it be some intentional security thing to U.S-only?,0
Grad rehersal! Woohoo!! Pretty stoked for the real thing,1
@imjstsayin   extended heat advisory wonder if we r next,0
"had a awesome weekend with alisha, but shes left me now",0
@chatterboxsa you google for a free one or you bribe a designer,1
"@TheTonyAwards - oy!  what was THAT?  crackles, stage hand running mic out?  wtf?  no Emmy for Tony ....",0
"feeling like i got hit by a car,  and still ruminating trustworthiness.",0
@fire_at_will_xo yeah I know lol its just when you said 'what's right?' I said nothing,1
@tyrelassie @justverity years of trying to support English sport makes you that way,0
@mantegurl I miss being classmates with you...Maybe sometime every week i'll eat lunch with you guys,1
@EricHutchinson aww I wish I could go,0
At work this morning. Super sore throat feeling like crap  yuck!,0
@Lalikat totally agree with you. was thinking exactly the same when i saw the trending topics,0
meeting with a college on thursday! SO excited,1
"@g2barmen As a follower, not sure I want you too either.",1
@Embootsi hey! you r here,1
"@BedlamB It's all good  I just prefer him at the front, not as bait per se, but so his gun is pointing away from me...",1
hates twitter,0
"@aacerr see, what would we do without you?",1
I suppose I should get to work now. Dun wanna. Wanna sleep. Wanna stop being sick,0
"you're funny, @HafDoc. anyways, it's time to sleep; must wake up in a few hours to continue packing",0
"@djblootx tmrw, we should have a movie night  if you're not busy.",1
"In paper cut city...clicking my red heels, wishing I were home in bed",0
@jackfaulkner you're shit!,0
last Friday at my school! graduating on to grade 7.    im too young now im depressed,0
@sallasalla I think it's kinda finished. Enni and Katja are gonna bounce it around little bit I think still. Normal boring speech.,1
"@jescook I'm looking forward to the movie too, but that "Cera" twitter isn't really the actor: http://bit.ly/Yn7hy - sorry",0
@JUNGLEPUSSY U not following me no more?!,0
@PoliCalc either that or I'm just incredibly brilliant?,1
@Boy_Kill_Boy hey man-whore  how are you going?,1
@alanarules cocaine is a hell of a drug,1
Awww shoot. I have to work at 3:30.  in the ice cream shop today...................,0
"Shaheen, Diversity or Stavros Flatly to win!",1
@simonpearson how come you switched accounts? which is the one we should abuse you on these days?,1
@mathildesf Thanks,1
#3turnoffwords "Better Than Weezy" aint nobody better than him beitches,1
follow people,0
"@mrsduston I like the picture, Jen!  Only a few more weeks...",1
First day of summer vacation tom...but I have to get up early  well if you call 10 am early...hah,0
At my graduation ceremony.  woohoo!!! w00t! w00t!,1
@minkus im guess you,1
FOUR DAYS UNTIL GRADUATION. I should probably sleep. I feel like getting a blackberry but javelin though cause it got super cute buttons,1
Eyes will see Your power and glory Knees will fall and we'll sing Holy Sarah Revees,1
http://twitpic.com/6b2zj - Of course jojo got best dressed.,1
"On my way to omaha to olive garden with Rebecca, Cat & Teresa! Wishing Cassie coulda came  gym class book club outing!",0
just got home from friends house! we stayed up all night. Now i am soooooooooooo tired!,0
myy bestiee foundd mee yay,1
@erikahendrix i know! Very exciting...thank you so much,1
I like Yellowcard.,1
I don't wanna be a fatass when I go to Europe. Need to eat right but it's so difficult,0
Those sun rays totally just woke me up. I hate waking up before my alarm  22minutes before,0
@sassylawyer most of today's political ads are KADIRI! SOBRANG FAKE. SOBRANG OA!,1
"@icechai Hope you had fun in LA! See you in NYC soon, I hope",1
And SO my weekend finally begins. Out to dinner with the boyfriend tonight,1
@jakesonaplane ha yup  its gonna be a good day,1
Lol!!! So just do what you did? Huh? I suck I know.,1
@paula_mcfly thank you for following me.,1
@stephenfry Just discovered your "Meet the Author" on itunes.  What a geek  It was a joy to listen to. Thanks for sharing.,1
im really bored now!! netball training was called off  im goin to pinks concert 4 the 2nd time this year yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,0
@newbs_faja HEYYYY! MEANIE! Megan was the one who wanted to hear it!,0
another scorcher! I'm gonna sit outside and get a tan with my ice cream soda,1
"Herpes be gone! Bet quote of the night, "Unlike Love, Herpes is Forever" on queue: Viruses and Cancer. This is normal saturday = study",0
"@DanniB_ idk why, you definitely do not come off as gay to me! Remember what I told you before, I bet that's why.",1
Following Nancy,1
@TheRingLord Ha ha ha...  That's good! Good to see someone is intersted in NZ movie. They are not all bad..,1
i guess i'll attempt to sleep now  sooo eff'n bored,0
@sgputter hello!!! How is the UK xx  well actually your probably not even there yet... so how is the plane??,1
I. Love amy silva  ahh! Xoxo,1
g0ing t0 the beach!  tankiu Jesus 4 an0ther dai,1
"Ouch! Thought I could cycle off the Lyrica, but it's still hurting pretty bad.  Time for another massage therapy appt?",0
at the dentist...whooo. and its raining again.,0
@ileana128 why didn't you call meee?  ugh.,0
@JonathanRKnight Good Knight hun! Looking forward to ur tweets again! Hate that i keep missing out on the fun cuz of the time difference,0
@ratherironic,0
@tweenkle77 good getting tired now but not long till bed time,1
PHONE BACK  on friday i have a perfomance again!!! well..i like but...i don't know...LOVE the movie " the da vinci code" saw it yesterday,1
i m suffering so much...fucking headache,0
Hugs are GREATS ~ unless touch hurts ~ then hugs suck  perspective  what a wonderful thing,0
@psawyer They are so refreshing! Im loving them,1
Really tired.,0
@MrShoob ouééé vive les mariés!  #060609,1
i just keep getting hurt  the world clearly doesnt want me to make it to 18.,0
"@bobbiandmike thats what we at @ShootQ are here to help with! Contact a ShootQ genius, and they'll be happy to help",1
Thanks E. + a little more sleep. Much better,1
It took some minutes to clean the dusts. Bye bye now. Gonna have a dinner,1
"@AlrightTit, that was meant for you Lisa, tried to PM with bigger message but Twitter wouldn't let me  Toby please pass last post on, Ta.",0
Just had my mom on the phone. I will be in Lille next week end,1
@Kal_Penn you were pretty much my fave...not much reason to watch now,0
"I have amazing friends. Don't know what I'd do without my amazing hetero-lifemate...Love you, Kelsipoodle",1
Britney Vid person ~ watch it or you'll have the @therealdevil after you  It's good to have evil friends ~ ya know,1
looking forward to lunch w bestie,1
@Abbie12 mondays can kill a happy morning,0
Lets stick to this nice conversation were having via text,1
@Idol360 Don't give Danny's family any ideas...,0
i want to go to the beach so bad,0
english lectures suck,0
What a night! One of Jeff's custom tires blew before we saw Dane Cook. A really nice guy drove three of us home. Still waiting for Jeff,0
"@hopeinhell ooer! u just made me wet!  oh, wait a minute, i'm not a girl! ahhhh, crap...",1
I Lost My Phone Last Night At My Aunt's House!  It Could Be Anywhere!,0
@MiiszEyeCandy,1
@dbj740 i am till 430  but away from x thank god!,0
@Karageorgakis  haven't been to Thessaloniki yet but have some gr8 friends & colleagues from there -  all lovely people,1
@amybruni My home country!  Which province are you heading to?,1
"thank you hehzeus for making bell pepper  ohhhh man, soooo good.",1
@chaotixfusion  (hugs),0
still can't get on FB,0
I miss the early morning video of @Jamie913 from her bedroom with bullfrog sounds  lol,0
@RasmusP Unfortunately no.  Can't buy that for another few years. Guess again!,0
This isn't funny.    Just a picture I really like.  http://bit.ly/Hmksa,1
Baby bluejays all around my house. Sooooo cute,0
@SArmyPureEvil oooh lucky them :O wish i could've gone,1
I kept hitting the snooze so freakin tired  and i got that feeling in my tummy everYday now,0
"Yay, on a walk with the best friend and boyfriend",1
at work...hopefully not another 12  hour day,0
Kaitlyn i feel your pain. Ive been home to and i would have gladly watched a movie haha and ill pierce my lip,1
@roadrunner4t4 dunno! we will see,1
@JesseMcCartney your show tom  and i am trying to get the ticketss right now..... please reply back it would mean a lot to me ..,0
feeling so tired from yesterday!!! Wanna be @ home.,0
going out to dinner   one of my favorite things about boys is that they always pay for your food/tickets. i love my guyfriends.,1
At least the sunshine brings out all the local MILFs to watch from the window...,1
@briannalicia To regain focus. Change locations of study. Shut off music & TV. Take a well-deserved break every hour & study again.,1
What about me  i want Nasty Nate,0
@khasidyjonas i read ur tweets!,1
"@shailaja Ah, then a remix named 'Ass on Fire' should be made based on The Prodigy's 'House on Fire'.",1
I hate that when I'm free to tweet my heart out all my UK fam are going to sleep.  Sleep well my UK tweethearts!!,0
@PerezHilton WHAT?!?! She LOST? holysh*t.  but i'm listening to Julian Perretta so it's all good.,1
There are so many ways to fail but only one way to succeed; NEVER GIVE UP!,1
@biz you gotta see it - it is worth it,1
@sweepstakesgirl would luv that,1
@aperture01 Not the new ones....yet !,1
"@Sanyu Aww!  You don't have to do that for me, San-san. ;u; You're so nice. XD -hugs-",1
Exhausted. Smell like bonfire. Happy times.,1
argh need a new computer,0
I miss New York. And Texas.,0
Am at the airport saying my good byes to the girls,0
thanks for the follow WW  x,1
"omg... so I was on the treadmill & fluff jumps on with me, the cutest thing... guess my man man needed to get his w/out in too",1
money flies  wtf,0
@JesseMcCartney good luck on tour - wish i could be there..,0
@TarynD take me with you!,1
last day of holidays...I wanna cry. http://tinyurl.com/d8s778,0
Ahh my phone is so glitchy now  gunna have to buy a new one soon,0
@twisted4ddub oh wow! Where was this at?,0
wow myspace,1
@Bellanieve Every little thing is getting better,1
"@jaymes - i came alllll the way to your house, knocked on the door, and apparently you weren't home?  Or you didn't want to see me? ;)",0
"@mcflyangel07 YES!!  and yeah, I saw the trailer this morning, it's unbelivable, can't wait to see the whole movie in nov! yeah; AMAZING<3",1
making 10 dozen cookies forr tomorroww!!!,1
@TheFamilyCoach That link doesn't work,0
@G420 Happy 420 G4! can't wait for tonight's "special",1
fucken tired as fuck  it's sunny.. good day? deffff,1
Good Sunday to everyone!,1
@sheisXiomada girl I don't even know!! At least it turns on! Could be worse!,0
"Classic time today: i got my HOM freddy thong out of the closet, and it feels great! A thong thanline would be nice, but no sun",0
this summer doesnt even feel like summer,0
@ayOHH oooo//are u for real?  not anymore? ?,0
no energy left and I have to iron the school uniform,0
Going to Bed! I Hope Everyone Sleep With Angels! GNight!,1
@NO_ENGLISH_ONLY Oops sorry... Thanks.,1
@RobCorbo i wish i was as inspired as you,0
@xoNELLY I had no invite...  http://myloc.me/2QXk,0
"Stanford's great and all, but we're just missing this... this person.",0
"If someone forces you to go one mile, go... two... Matthew 5:41",1
queeeeeeeeen,1
I seriously work with the worlds greatest staff  !!,1
"@RiddlerMusic Yeah, I'm liking it. Love the name too",1
"Testing, testing  (twitter problems)",0
#haveyouever murdered someone cause God told you to?,0
@brookenburris  okay perfect thanks!,1
My rabbit is a doe!!!!!!!!!,1
@DelicatelyReal Y3afeech! Try it,1
@Meli_Fran n we never swagg surf 2gether,0
"SRL : Meeting for Ms. J`s birthday. Sacred Heart, Recess Time. Be on time. Paki pass na din sa iba.  Thanks ! ;)",1
@Amanda_Holden Amazing show,1
It sucks when the lights are off and I am using the laptop!Every thing is drak and they keep scaring me  coz they can see me and I don't!,0
"@xrb yes, he is. does he have a twitter id?  - @mariosundar   (LinkedIn Scala Presentation live > http://ustre.am/3eI2)",1
@artsytigger ha ha not sexy at all having my tights fall down...I have workshops today and tomorrow so I can't make it to the park,0
I planted our weeping willow. Watching persuasion before bed.,1
"@drewtoothpaste No worries, I do that all the time. Too many boxes! TOO MANY BOXES!",0
wondering that this week gonna be over and done succesfully and happilly. well you guys who support me till it's over.,1
Is tired at a good time of the night! That's a good thing!,1
@Gavinluvbeyonce Awwww Sad  So How U Been,0
is having a lot of bad luck with computers atm,0
"aw crap, i accidently got a steak and mushroom panini instead of turkey club  oh well, i'm sure i'll still be good",0
"wrote another 750 words on my WIP.  now sitting at 7.5k. not bad, i guess. #absolutionrising  how will i write in the UK? no computer",0
"Stuff's been rumbling on. Had a shocking day of racing at Epsom! Not one winner, crappy weather and hideous headache! Oh well",0
so.freaking.cold! i miss summer,0
i hate math. hate hate hate hate. math,0
is sat in her free period on her own!,0
I'm missing the. MTV awards  oh well the festivities with my hubby should prove to be way more entertaining!,0
@KiSSAmyASS  i doooo miss yoouuuuuu!  life is hectic lately... i swear when things calm down i will be up there to visit my lovies!,0
Good Morning TwitterLand!  I know today is going to be a productive and active day for me!,1
Think I might have to bring my Wacom tablet to the office.  Only been here a 1/2 hour & I can already feel the strain,0
tell me if you like my new avatar picture!  plz&thnku,1
@KVBeats I don't think so. Serato totally ruined vinyl for me,0
Pray for the people on that flight.,1
sneezing frequently,0
@ickieepoo Hey Names Charlene. I see yoiu live in NY and like ashley. i love getting to know new people. comment back,1
i really want a bf im so bored of being alone... its not as fun all by yourself...,0
Lax was "fun",1
is it true the world is gonna end in 2011?,0
@chrisgeier So am I  Got anything in mind?,1
@Squiffers I'm so jealous. There's no sun out here today! Even the birdies are hiding cuz of the scary clouds.,0
@MiaMcK ty mami....but im no PR  but I do get my promoting on,0
@michelelewis Couldn't DM because you are not follower. Glad things are good and have a great WSOP. I want to be there,1
"@MeiTingT Haha, its just for fun, started recently only thou",1
@idrvfast I just realized why you said you had Bain's number. I would be honored to threaten to cut off his head.,1
@Cateydid Oh no!,0
goin to bed twit fam!!! wish ma baby was here to share it wit me!!,0
"@WaywardAllen Not funny,  Call me later. We gots to talk son.",0
just got back from jeff's. showering and then packing for the wedding  be back on Sunday.,0
is learning about twitter,1
Twitter is becoming such a powerful communication tool hello lovely followers,1
wonder if #TIGI #CurlJam will ever be bought back...hmph I miss that purple goo,0
another night with out you on the phone.,0
laying in bed for 2 1/2 hours and can't sleep  thinking about my future too much. I have a feeling i'll be sleeping through my alarm. fml!,0
@R_Calkins at least I know why I'm with you...,0
@ginaharris1 Best wishes on your race tomorrow!  So excited for you,1
Fred from Jabbawockeez had his first grits EVER last night at Waffle House.  Tonight- Jared Paul had his first WH WAFFLE!!!  Good times!,1
"@myrtlebeachblog Things are interesting...  but um, at least the sun is shining!",1
its summer 09! everyone doin that shit. haha fun day,1
Something in the grocery cart got all over my brand new Anthropologie bag and now it's in the washer. I'm super nervous about it.,0
At Backporch- cant get twitpic to work,0
@laname  <hug> would arranging a beating of said boy help any? mild punching or crowbar to the head perhaps?,0
Good night and good luck in Iran to the greens. Seems like it's going to be a nasty night....  http://bit.ly/U7tPJ #fb,0
"@imranajmain eh he entered before and got quite far tau! Anyway,enjoy the auditions! Wish I'm hosting!",0
checking out this twitter world...,1
"Great night, lots of crazyness,unfortnately no alarms were set, didn't wake up or show up to work. Got my 1st AWOL & another suspension",0
is sitting alone in the parking lot because she is way too early for church...,0
Not much time for programming . Still settling down in Sydney,1
Ughhh and the week begins another long 8 hours working with my lil rug rats   http://myloc.me/3VhC,0
I'm really tired. But it's too late to nap.,0
Bed. I'm exhausted and sick.,0
"@sitepointdotcom thanks for the shoutout, glad you're finding the site a useful addition to the web designer's toolbox",1
eating fruit loaf with john behind me,1
@sunshineweaver sorry  I always said tho after I got my group pic with BSB i would be "done" with being a fan cos i got everything i want,0
doesn't ever want to grow up.,1
@christinezegt that's a nasty one...,0
heading out to the park with the kids - hope it does not rain -looking cloudy?,0
@alonsogar building an IM site will ping you when its done,1
Not feeling so well,0
I'm going through the monday morning blues   Another day at work but time is going by sooooooooo slow!!!,0
@Thorney88 oh and i feel for you getting up at such an unearthly hour,0
@Horsev Eventually last name rocks,1
DARKNESS is all i see. Imprisoning me. Absolute horror. I cannot live I cannot die. Trapped in my myself. Body my holding cell. Work time,0
@agdm ... you know you're coming,1
"@cobaltcow No problem at all! Anytime    I like the bottom one the best, though the middle one is nice too. (follow me so I can DM ;))",1
is going to help mum decorate the dining room soooon - promise!!,1
"@joshkim I'm sorry, we dont  its hard to apply something like that with so many hackers, spammers, etc out there.",0
time for mimi's,1
mourning the death of my brand new iPhone after the OS update got interrupted.,0
Oh my goodness.  changeling is sooooo horrible! A true story too. This world is so messed up :'(,0
Today I saw my teacher dark!!! wooohooo she is she is really cOoL !,1
@t_time24 still aint following me,0
@bhuto thanks for that,1
mmmm Coffeeee,1
"did i ever mention that i hate allergies!? i want winter again, it doesn't hurt me",0
beautiful weather and ready to BBQ and swim,1
@mariomorgan shot for the follow dude!,1
@luvscharlie The third season is due to start soon. We've completed season 1 and 2.,1
"is depressed. Don't ask why, I do not know.",0
goooooodbye!! see ya!,1
It's lonely in the apartment without @shannonnora,0
My poor charlie,0
@J_247 Thank you I appreciate it  I'm good & you?,1
@KEEPITMOVEMENT yea make that good music boys,1
Gorgeous Friday sunshine and fabulous weather forecast for the weekend! Texas 'mild' at 32*C,1
@Steve_Shappert Yes! I was hoping for a good review.  Did you see it in 3D?,1
EVERYBODY follow @pwndiabetes. those girls are thee best,1
@agallerylondon Hi! Great to see your tweet follow. Thanks!  How's the weekends for you?,1
@fabuloustoccara I agree with you on that one...gotta love him,1
"woke up at 5am today, convinced it was 5pm. BadTimes",0
I see we're still not done with robot pick up lines!  That's ok with me.  Keep them coming!,1
"Don't worry, dudes. Not gonna let 2 internet "coolies" ruin me. Vanessa looks really sad.",0
"my grandpa isnt doing well, I will probably be driving to see him in the next day or 2",0
Ugghhh..It's Monday,0
my picture never shows up. i didn't think i was that ugly  i miss my zachary t.c.,0
@westcoastvegas lol  *rolls eyes* (typical Aussie teen thing to do lol),1
"@mileycyrus miley, girl. i hope you have a safe flight. i can't wait till oct. your coming to texas!",1
have a blissfull Sunday everyone,1
"@MusicSavesLives Yeah, I did. Couldn't find one even kinda close so I was curious if you knew of a closer one. Guess not.",0
Yes Maam we are.... @AroundDaWayGirl I'm coming to NY on July 18th!!! Where r you gonna be? I need an around da way girl!!!!,1
@DonnieWahlberg Saw you guys in NJ Saturday night - you were great as always but I am very sad I didn't get any facetime,0
my ears hurt.  and my throat still hurts like a bitch. woe. should eat something soon...,0
I requested to be a part of #ohnotheydidn't & those biatches didn't accept me.,0
writing this paper is like pulling teeth,0
"Things I love about Twitter: #1 It's entertaining, but undistracting enough to have open while I study",1
@SARGE_PAULNE  no. Prices are getting higher and i can't afford 60 quid for the train. I'm not happy,0
great it's raining and I have to walk to collage soon!!!,0
"is at home now! Hoping no more storms come so she can sleep, but I think I hear one coming",0
Woo. skating was great. probably going to Shannon's to swim,1
c's gone and i'm to tired to go to work.... but i gotta  UGH,0
@Trobo1 I wish I'd been at the game.,0
@SathyaBhat Working here..,1
http://bit.ly/gJahM    gotta say i loved beautiful south shame they split up  brill live band,0
"@Shainalynn not andrew's. Pax  but yep, i'm gonna feel so refreshed.",1
"Had a nice night out, but just got really sleepy though  Maybe a little too much wine.",0
@fabeltier i loooove you! And i hope you feel better. I'd make you soup.,0
"Waiting to be interviewed, wish me luck!",1
"I walked 4 30 min. 2day, but forgot 2 do strength training 2night b/c Zach made me watch the 1st Terminator film (ya, the one from 1984)",0
enjoying this sun  hopefully get a tan  lol,1
@Finestgirl54 well thank you,1
@ColdHearted19 aww hope its not  did u hear boutt what bb r doing tonighttt?,0
@Snappsgirl89 that bad wife coming out...,1
@ihrtdannygokey Are you ok tonight? Not me.,0
"@stephanie04 I'll need to leave in the morning, prob by 10 or so. We should do breakfast first",1
"Wtff, there's a HOLD UP @ROSS, DALY CITY!",0
@ATTNews Dear AT&T... any chance You would allow me to upgrade to iPhone 3Gs... it is telling me I am unable to do so until 3/2010,0
@annabel_x I aways do that!,1
lakers lead 2-0  ;,1
Looking at Stocks to buy tmw morning and new to sell 34000 of one if it can jump up a bit,0
Throat hurts  nottt goood. Going back to sleep I thinkk.. Too early.,0
@thisismyiQ order one off ebay. bc i have the exact same problem. and i know some ppl but theyre down south.,0
lost prophets cover justin timberlake WHAT!!!?,1
fucking phone is broken now,0
@sharon_a i will be back soon  just a few weeks left..i love you too :*,1
I really wanna go camping.,0
Looking how Twitter works,1
"@alicepenguin I wanted to make an Arthur joke there, but there wasn't enough room",0
Is downloading the movie IT  Lets see what other movies I should download from the list.,1
"@Constance13 I'm on the Midol regimen this week. Stupid, stupid girl stuff needs to go bye-bye so I can be a normal human being again.",0
...going to help Lesli pack for Africa! I'm going to miss her!,0
@hahaHELLNO Im glad to hear that hes ok. Im sorry u are feeling evil. I will pray for u.,1
I feel an upset stomach coming...,0
After all this macy drama  today was a pretty good day!,0
@RichOffCouture No work!!!!!  I fell asleep & now I'm back up,1
Have a bad habit of saving txt messages too...  ahh memories suck ass.,0
"@Sabki idk but im not, im bored at home  are you going tomorrow",0
Appreciating why event organisers/wedding planners charge so much  #ilt2009 prep on track but hard to stop it taking over all work,0
At the office till noon..then let the weekend begin,1
i just got home from 7 and a half hours of work.  and have a headache from screaming children.,0
"Welcome @slucia13 to Twitter. She's with us @aquilatv for a few weeks, so please say hi!",1
gnite twitterworld...off to class & work 2 morrow.,1
"Can`t believe how tight my chest  is today, been on inhaler all afternoon, must be change in weather",0
Wait Del Potro lost?!?! One of my favs already out and I have not even seen a single match yet,0
@FlyNerd good to hear  I need to make a trip to the chi.. never been =(,1
@greengalz WE need a new schedule,0
i am just joining...trying to figure out what to do!! looks shit,1
I'm back at work with Mummy today. It's really hot  Lots of people in and out of office this morning. I get whiffs every now and then! x,0
@TSStechAngel Thank you  That should do the job!,1
@alex_mauricio MY FRIEND AND I MADE YOU A PICTURE!  http://i44.tinypic.com/2v15agi.jpg,1
"@citychains soundtracks for what, sorry?",1
@bedour LOL OMG for a second I thought you were talking about a student ;s 7araaaamm beebisss  3a6ohum meds?,0
days difference from photoshoot!! check check it ouuut yo   http://jorycordy.com/daysdifference  VERY hot,1
@Nathaniel_W I hope your day at work doesnt totally suck!,1
"No kidney stone showed up. So, I have to have another more intense scan. I had to drink some nasty shit",0
@Aonir I'm trying to convince @janeylicious to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn't want to see it with me,0
wondering why it is that sometimes what my wife says - and what I thought she said - is so different....,1
"@AudreyTrouble Ah.  Well it is LA, it'll be a bright, sunshiney day soon enough",1
What happened to the sun? We were going strong for awhile!,0
New Hannah Montana and Sonny with a Chance tonight!,1
about to go to Summer Time Ball,1
"@MaxineAlisha Yeah should be, Dads gonna drop me at the flat to feed them and then drop me to Val.",1
@ apercheddove  I dont think youre a liar!,1
@MariaL04 welcome home  we missed ya! ):,1
Yo im so hot just like a tamale! NICKJ IS OFF THA CHAIN!,1
Missed the Hills !!!!!!,0
"packed out with amazing presents, I love you mummm  heading to the druitt now I need a wallet!",1
Where are you shannonsimpson? She's been suspended by the evildoers at Twitter. I guess no stalker for me. O well,0
"@Thandelike I'm missing something. I'm looking for your RSS button on www.expatharem.com, but it keeps taking me to your blogspot blog.",0
"- Bored , last day of Easter has been ok - feels a bit upset but i dont know why  Arggh  School tomorrra - tht has made me feel even worse",0
@vic23 yep!,1
@LesbianCafe a little sleepy today.Need vacation  How are you?,1
Wishing I could be at the campgrounds listening to @trayrut today instead of at work. Looks like Thursday will be the only day I can go,0
Just went bike riding. Now gonna do some crunches and then take a shower. After that study some geography for the final test! Thank God!,1
So sad .... All alone !!! Can't do anything cause I'm on call .... So sad,0
"@smashadv ouch, May..",0
@giagiagia You're lucky you're in a very cold place.  I'm meltingggg.,0
@mileycyrus DOMT WORRY MILEY !! YOU KNOW THE AWARDS IS IN YOUR HANDS!  <3,1
@JoBroSelenaDemi nope  didnt have much time lately but i will!,0
Well stopped to potty and the car won't crank. Timing belt broke. This is not good at all!,0
Love it. Birds just crapped on my car again. Could Monday morning get any better?  Must be an offer on its way,1
"@Xaan oOh yeah  need to wake up or I'll fall asleep in church, lol",1
@jennybantug twittering while driving is against the law!,1
@paoladalia Awww  I loved the end where he just helped russel. I was like aww and all the pictures. I was so emotional today. Lol,1
@suzykins you suck i want to go,0
"@lartist maybe for you!  Here in Utah (oddly enough) it's rainy   I'll probably brave it anyway though, car or no.",0
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine is dissapointing!  bad script and a really bad director, he wasn't up to the job.",0
Bummer. MacBook is bugging out  Any Mac heads want to lend a helping hand.,0
**Heading into Le Subway...much luv to all my tweeps,1
i have to stop following people on my phone for this weekedn,0
So fluffed off,0
@mombizcoach such a delicious summer milestone!  Ours are still white which doesn't keep my son from picking them,1
@warrencheetham   back = how's it going with you?,1
Saturday night tired and bored. !,0
"@FUCKCITY @xsavedgex Happy birthday our dear catcher Andy!  Another year and you'll 30, w00t! XD *got kicked*",1
150 followers,1
working on homework!,0
#QUOTE: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain,1
@cairnmont Yeah farm is good...got a little sun yesterday...feeling kinda blah watched some TV last night...SLEPT !!  feel better today,1
@r4isstatic i think i have food poisoning  no lunch for us today i'm afraid...,0
@katyperry Hello. Just some FAIL thing that may relate to your last tweet.  http://digg.com/u14Tpz haha.,1
"@bfmello I'm watching 'the Pagemaster' he's voicing the Dr. Jekll character, he was also in 'the Halloween Tree' both on youtube",1
SUCH PAAAIN in my left chest/heart gosh  feel so sick.,0
What the fuck ! Goodbye Nadal,0
Back home from fishing. My wife caught fish and I did not.,0
Google should launch an OS.. will send Microsoft in the ditches,1
"Sadly, the Doane paper doesn't hold up for either.",0
What a boring day.,0
"@AlteracVolley what about a search function for headlines? i know there is a topic about trinkets for priest, but cant find it",0
RAIN. AGAIN. Are we being punished?,0
Is it sad that I only have one fan(except myself)Help me stop looking like a loser!   http://bit.ly/W6R2A,1
@Enamoredsoul ah no... Not yet but I will eventually when they open up a late night chemist of something near by.,1
@katherinea1492 hahahaha! You make me laugh broder! He is really cute,1
@dr_polly_horror why?,0
"Confusion, confusion, all around me",0
@so_zwitschert Whoaaa I totally forgot! And it's almost noon here.,0
WE ARE 7th ON THE LADDER!!  we are sinking lower and lower every week boys! Where did that flare we had in round 1 and 2 go?,0
Loves having a clean room!,1
"haha, this is why sunny is my faavorite person.",1
@ellie_beth87 Hee!  Yaaay postman.,1
"waving right back at  @cliffatkinson @davegray  When can we do pizza at Pi again? San Fran may be the shazam of chic, but stop back #STL",1
Woke up with the headache of the century,0
Three day weekend! Job interview and guitar lesson today  (via @BridgerBrown),1
Sun+Tea+Sinday DinNer= Good Morning,1
rescue pugs on petfinder are always in such sad shape!!,0
"@somandalicious wait! miss what? If you're taking about my 100 word challenge...there is no limit! I sign you up, bb! Just gimme the word",1
QQn for someone to cuss out,1
@ work!!,0
"I appear to have lost, my team has lost and no doubt Liam will lose at some point today; bad times",1
i swear i just went to sleep then my alarm went off,0
@hawkeswine My pleasure!  I was reading about that as well... I'll let you know as soon as it is posted!,1
@SASSS09 hahaha.. sadly this one's supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol,0
are happy to be the winners of the rock contest! Thank you guys!,1
wants my phone backkk,0
eating ....,1
"Been trying all day to announce @teashopgirls is the winner of the free e-subscription, but Twitter has been made of failwhale.",0
"Prototype is sick, but I am getting worn down grinding for EP to upgrade all the powers. XBL down tomorrow, so no Ghostbusters Co-op!",0
"Math is so not fun :I Gotta work on some english now! Despite all this tedious work, i still LOOOOVEEEE my life",1
@mandyroche i'm so saaadddd  i dont want you to leave me!,0
@mscrissy cris! I missed you,0
when im in zante i wont be able to send any tweets   i will honstly miss it. but when i get back there be lots more to say. i promise =D,0
#iconfess if you eat a bag of hull less cheese popcorn in less 60 secs ur gonna be sick,0
@MTV man he tricked us,0
@yayitsa Can I see your creation,1
@_Zafrina_ So she is currently not a very big fan of me!   Maybe once Mike is out of the hospital we can try to work it out.,0
why am I so easily enthralled by "most shocking videos". gah!,0
"I saw kyle riggot at kwik trip.  ah, i miss that kid..",1
Just downloaded a HQ Wallpaper pack and found 2 chops in there! Roobi's Pink/Purple  Gold and NOMIS's rad Beetle.,0
"My foot's numb. Boo, pins and needles!",0
@LiteraryNobody thanks & good night to you as well!,1
"I tend to crack under pressure   stressful day, trying to figure stuff out",0
#followfriday @FranchiseKing because #Ilikefranchiseking!,1
"home from HBD. sunburnt. anyways, last night of spring breck",0
@RangitaNandy ya me ok car hurt but in recovery now. You pls cheer up. Think sunday,1
@tommcfly is somewhere in the international tour America? I would love it soooo much if u come here   please come?!! love you guys,1
Dont forget the whip cream please! Its my favorite part,1
@sussextiger just wondered why they where @ed at me. Didn't want be missing something,1
"@Djalfy Icky icky poo!  Stupid #twitterfail. They're pissing people off like Facebook did recently, and will lose users over this. Watch!",0
"Welcome to my corner of the universe  So, do i know anyone?",1
@Beverleyknight Hello  What have you been up to this week ? x,1
With 2 of my besties  http://mypict.me/2LZ5,1
@alex_mauricio goodnight!  sweet dreams!,1
@mommaruthsays PUPPIESSSSSSSSSS,1
@mossyrants Just read the comments. Best ignored I think,0
@xcandiee yoyo linx,1
@timetraveling why?  What did I do,1
just got back from a shopping spreeeeeeeeee! *yay*.. feet are really sore tho  ...,0
@jimmyfallon Use google!!,1
"Haven't been able to talk to him all weekend, and now he's off seeing Angels & Demons",0
"@xxbittersweet yay  I just discovered tumblr, it's awesome! I was thinking about getting one for months ^^ tell me if you're starting one!",1
Just signed shaggy's year book,0
Happy Friday guys.  Hope everyone's doing well.,1
my nose and head are stuffy,0
@MsMPie I was glad there was only half. I feel like I've read them all. Pretty sure our lass wants to join the Cullen clan too,1
@Dannymcfly  I wish I could've been there! but I don't live in BsAs... I'm from Bariloche (1700 km away) you should come on vacation!,0
Hehe. I got an A for my motorcycle lesson with dad.,1
@MrsMccracken I know  But at least you get up in the morning to go. I don't. Wait...I think vicky and i have the swine flu,0
"@LilyJang In Seattle, people don't need an excuse to drive slowly!",1
"@JeremyBorash http://twitpic.com/6as63 - TNA needs to go to Madjeski Stadium, Reading, England!!!  All I have is Bravo... I want to se ...",0
@goldenafternoon its late! you need to sleeep girlie.,1
Just got my ipod hooked up with twitter in my settings going to tweet more often now. Still sick though  good night!,0
Not only porn companies but also 'get rich quick' people. I am being tricked into thinking I am popular and loved but really I am a loser,0
Twelve thirty. Too late to take sleeping pills.,0
"I'm in a mean mood tonight - sorry Jason and Joel  I think it's cause I won that argument against the cons. YES JADE, I ACTUALLY WON.",0
@Tatyjonas  MISS YOU,0
ooooh such a good night  bed time!,1
bored to the max eatin thorntons chocolates  .. xx,1
@AimeesBlog yeah yeah....,1
I just found toms on sale at nordstrom for 20 bucks....but they dont have my size,0
@Mm_Ka yes it's tonight for the us version it just premiered last week.,1
im so confused right now,0
sniff cough splutter. into work and back again...stephens sick,0
@BelletheQUEEN yeaaah I know..wank wank wahhhh...i saw that a billion and one twitters ago.,0
bought a new chevy traverse.  Trying to help GM make a comeback.  I love it.   0% interest sold me,1
@YoungQ I'm on vacation too (from teaching middle school). I know how you feel.  Isn't it great!,1
@SakaraRoss1of1 I miss you already!  You better come tomorrow... OR ELSE! HOLLA!,0
@allieisswell Why thank you!!!,1
@OfficialAS i know! why can't they go in summer!!    i'll just have to come over your place heaps and heaps (i'll wear an "angela"...,0
"@MinaEscobar yeah, that was us. @justlaff might have lost his phone!",0
"@gopalo @ines @agustinap @jwhilie the town of Gorgonzola, where the cheese originate from, is really close to my hometown",1
I need to change my twitter picture!! Like now,1
thats right!!! i got the job!!! oot oot,1
@tinyksass you =  ?,1
@TheJetOnTNT Yes by far!!!,1
@wackyjacky85 Need a title for the Spock community HALP! I want to at least get the coomm name asap,1
@bryancedwards A lot of people are getting hurt right now & there are mistakes being made on BOTH sides of the issue.,0
"@Attack_Kita hahah, no i keep missin' it  you been talkin' to you know who over yer holiday? ;)",0
"@nickdemaster Thanks for the kind words! I use Canon 5D, 50mm, 17-40mm and 70-200mm.",1
is excited about tomorrow!!! but i gotta clean the house  CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN AHHHHHHH,0
in the office. still hearing great reports about Crazy Game Night. So glad it was a success for students and leaders,1
@commonsense4   Sorry you're having a rough night. ((hug)),0
Up holding Rae. She just threw up all over me & has an underarm fever of 103.8!  Please pray for my sweet girl!,0
@x_t_y network of friends. @lhalaa ooopps. friendly ra man to.,0
? New Single coming out soon...  http://tr.im/kl4X,1
off to wonderland with the seveners!,1
@amandagrace23 oh that is very unfortunate   you're smart.. you will catch on!,0
Ok going to stay home tomorrow. My back is one giant knot of owchie. I feel horrible as my boss is the one who is covering my shift,0
I was freaking dancing to it in my kitchen  ahhhh.,1
@ltd7900 OMGGGG!!!! I was so confused! til i remembered that he sells V!!! they're gonna take him out!,0
@ddlovato Please say a hi demi !,0
@joeymcintyre only i heard that you aren't coming back.,0
burny myself again,0
"Our dog is dying..  kidney failure, just like our other sheltie before him",0
"@consequently Necessary, no. The Shylock only cares about sufficiency of the bond",1
"Its not good at all  I think cause I hav a big day 2morro, I'm like a little kid all excited!",0
im going out 2nite... lol...,1
the da vinci code sucked...,0
"Aww, no one's on MSN",0
my head,0
awake wayy too early. dang bamboozle!!!  cya @ beast attire tent folks,1
"@weisenly My Mum is Hakka and my dad Hokkien, they don't speak the same dialects and their only common tongue was English...",0
GRAD FAIR MAY 26-29. Get $10 off diploma frame when you reserve your cap and gown  . . . go summer! wheee!,1
I decided to mia on blogger and post more on livejournal. xoxo,1
My xbox,0
@lalaugly  hehe. david archuleta ay finalist sa American Idol last year,1
I'll go to the the dictor today I have somthing on my left arm,0
Offer rejected.  4 more to look at tomorrow *Fingers Crossed*,0
listening 2 mcfly motion in the ocean now we are the young is on,1
"@rebwim76 I read that too and thought "Uh oh." A rephrase would be nice. I don't think you are a whore  I think when you know, you know!",1
@nataliaaa aw! i like that song! thanks!,1
I wish be in Dallas,0
@CBWhittemore  ty! white sands ARE soft! For travelers I rec. following @VisitPensacola . Glad to see ur profile twitter back up,1
@OHMYDAYSitsHayz yeah; I need to find out too !,1
Nice!!! @questlove has a Macbook Air right next to his drum set during Late Night with @jimmyfallon for Twittering,1
Not a beach day   Maybe tomorrow...  Call me if anyone's at the Jersey shore.,0
@gofortyz did it?! I wish I had HBO!!!!!!  you know if I can watch it online??,0
has been trying to master the art of the Hoola Hoop! Is it something you loose along with your childhood?!,0
@wFranke @iamwun @stayingyoung @MsFitUniverse @denisefarabee @kimberlyrsmith @CoachChristy @KimberlyEnglot thank you,1
I don't feel well.  At all.,0
"reading all the e3 info coming in. Woo hoo, crackdown 2, new halo game, and other good stuff",1
@MattJacobi Oh hells yes!  #first class flight,1
Babysitting today! But i dont want to be awake this early.,1
"watching Conan O'Brien, loved the shopping spree on Rodeo St or whatev it was. It was fantastic",1
@DetroitVoice I sent you an email.  Just so you know,1
"@jonsac oh well, as long as you are happy, and thanks  and the best thing today? my daughter is here and we are all going out for lunch",1
Home safe now afta nice nite wit me girl  but now gonna do a little dsi :-P then get som sleep then 3 hrs of wrk then 3 hrs of TAFE...,1
@jOshweird just got back from the beach!!! I would of called you put my phone had no more battery,0
@ranger_rick hope you're having fun!,1
finished gym...abs hurt,0
ii think it's time for me to go to sleep. goodnight loves,1
and i just heard about the Air France flight. I hope that the passengers and crew discovered some lush island and are just chilling  B+ive,1
Well USA have crumbled. Italy 2-1 up. 20 mins to go. Not surprising really,1
tummy acting up as if i'm wearing tight pants or too tight undies. BUT I'M NOT! blergh,0
"finished bcking track for song, need a li8l tweaks then ready to be posted",1
"Nothing like being able to think, while floating on Cloud 9, on a long drive back home    Beats bathroom thinking  lol",1
"@ummgeri i got home at like, 230 and then i left at 345.  i just got home. are you going to be gone all night?",0
I have the Tuesday blues,0
G.A. about the POTATO family. Everybody is required to attend!,1
"@VATD But on the plus side, once that's over with, we're free til September",1
Is so sad about jon and Kate plus 8 getting a divorce! It's soooo sad,0
@ArvindRocks lol... amazing - isnt it? Weekend plan chalked out? Incoming cash - cant get better,1
@edkaye I can't eat bananas anymore,0
Cold in my house. Must go cuddle in bed. With myself. Oh and my DSi,1
I've been informed tht my late night twittering can be very annoying to some people. So I'll b sure to continue.,1
@magpiegirl just a small logo with MagPie Girl on it,1
"As for plans for the rest of the day, laundry and dishes top the list.  Bleahh",0
In a lot of pain  my tummy hurts!,0
@johnwinsthegold Yeah I have been very good with my cooking this weekend,1
is at morning photography class. Am I enjoying the class? no i guess.! wake up sleepy head,1
@she_shines92 Yes it is,1
happy June everybody,1
@JanaAlyssa yeah I just want to do it  aw that's still awhile! I want to do Europe again & stay in England for awhile to look at all the,0
@andyforman in response to the Jon & Kate equation... too sad.,0
@Ohsotragical You're sweet.,1
@Emaculate12and3 LLMFAOO! damn. thank you  hahaha!,1
today is my brother's 22nd birthday!! woo hoo i love you eric! have a great day and i baked you a cake!! lol,1
Can't sleep so I decided to join twitter.,1
@pipupipu That's twitter client for Nokia fones,1
Good morning everyone  Have a great day !!!,1
is broke as a joke!,0
just woke up house cleaner is here...work tomorrow,0
"@mrsnicetweets well, at least you're not at work",1
"@deanschick I'm still trying to make my brains work, lol. I couldnt sleep for most of the night",0
@LadyErlynne awwww.  you could always post in the Transfig classroom with Sharmila,0
@modestyiskey damn....  that sucks,0
"@chidesigns it already has improved thx chi b.  new blinds this morning, footy this arv and dinner with you tonight! u want 2 share a cab?",1
@willflowers Full restore foO!  Yous got them as well? Cheater :p haha jk jk,1
and so the dole office is calling. Then it's off to Hatton Garden for an interview. Wish me luck,1
"@theDebbyRyan usually get up at 7:30, but always b4 that... girl's gotta do her ahir, jewelry, etc!",1
"Hah funny day today! Dropped the f*** bass on the floor. Thank god hes allright!  yes he, he's name is jake",1
"haha, were has ur face gone  oh nd why sign out on facebook, likethat",0
4-0! i won! in our fifa 09 match! but oh..safdar is crestfallen..i wish i'd lost,0
RIP Kwai Chang Kain   Suicide my a$$... who hangs himself by his genitals?!!,0
@anthimeria @indigirl I'm feeling another Friday movie night coming on. Let me know if either of you want company,1
Can't count the number of times I've had an idea that someone else goes through with,0
"@aspo1 Sounds like an excellent plan ... remember, gotta be Warburtons (not doughy) and HUGE amounts of nutella  Enjoy boys!",1
Tired! Can't sleep for hours though.,0
@pennynash I was scared by the Daleks in the DW Exhibition in Cardiff.,0
Chrysler restarts the Viper plant just time time for your midlife crisis.,1
I think i've just had a fight with a fire engine.,0
"@zouljiin He's on Twitter! But yes. He's awesome, and has an AWESOME! name. And sadly, I know not of the commercial you speak of.",0
@ImEasy From Rio to Paris.,0
@jordanfish Most people hate me for it  I was just amazed so many people cared actually..,1
@Lil_vamp Thankies,1
"couple more brags, then, outside!! my friend leah juarez & equesse magazine... www.equesse.net  peace n luv y'all, ttnpc",1
PAHAHA. had fun throwing plum type things over the fence.. tried to feed a squirell.. it just flew away.  am i really that scary? :| x,0
this movie is making me so sad,0
"@djvimala Yeah. I just checked , I can able to see the ads. [Google ??? ????????????]. Well done and Enjoy",1
@SONGSBYTHEDOT cool... Call me tomorrow...,1
@alstorey you realise we will all expect an apology now,1
@Johnnymatthew55 oh. Well yes we have zero period tomorrow.,0
"@brittani_bella lol, nah not rly- I can't believe ur not coming to graduation!",0
is thinking Gina food poisoned her... and if she didn't... then Penni is very very not feeling well,0
@jenndtl hey did you take the rubric home for the 20s assignment? if you did can you please bring it mon so i can use it in my portfolio?,1
miss em much!,0
i love sunshineee  its gr8,1
"Last day of this illustration job... seems to be moving nicely but, as usual, I have saved the trickiest until last. Before that, a map",1
Shayne and Bryan have a similar voices  Luv em!,1
@choley Crap.  I thought this was something planned.  Sorry to hear it.,0
eating breakfast at 12!!   I think lazy would be an understatement <<<<<< did I spell that right?,1
@blue22pr Nothing comes close! HEB generic version needs a lot of help. Not the same.,0
http://twitpic.com/5dkjm - Took my bike in 2 be fixed & got a cool sticker!,1
"is sat on her bed, listening to music. However i should be revising for my exams",0
this movie has turned reallly cute,1
@pinkykss what's wrong?,0
"@Alyssa_Milano That's beautiful, somtimes the best thing you can give someone is a smile",1
@RachelWLyon There are plenty of places to walk around here. Up the mountain the taff trail. Pontypark way. Plenty  I think your just lazy,1
Crawfish Boil today! Saaaad it's raining,0
@kellyleahy Not this many files,1
New hair but all my pictures look horrible  Xx,0
Going to News Cafe Glen Marais this weekend!  Wish Sasha still owned it.  Miss bumping into him at the bar!!!,1
is laying in his undies enjoying a drink,1
@Dj_Nyce i can't...im banned!!!  lol,0
@CindyAshton I am wonderful and you? I miss you bunches.,1
"Exhausted  but time to shower, and finish reading Night World Series! On another note, 101 followers! Neat",0
@wyntermusic is a friggin genius. awww I miss her,0
@tantian i like,1
Kid woke up 1 1/2 hours early  but gave me a beautiful necklace so it's ok,0
@FlashdaJagwar But of course ! I only speak on experience  Keep taking #goodsex notes  !,1
finished reading 'Valley of the Dolls' - loved loved loved - but don't like starting a fresh book late at night,0
Pootling around getting ready to hit the hay. Keep thinking there's something missing... what is it again?? Oh yes... a husband,0
"@LouPeb Thank you - Mom & Dad seem happy to have her back home - me, I guess I'm glad to have the old gal back too.",1
Going back to watch Mr. Turner  later tweets!,1
"@Bad_Mo I know I'm sorry I'm back for good tho, I don't even have your aim anymore",0
@AllanGoesDMB good ... afternoon(?) great one,1
"I just got stomaches. well, need to lay down now.",0
is gettin a cold now meh,0
"won't have a working camera for the picnic this weekend  Although, many other people will",0
"@lilangel0476 i know. i feel like such a rebel, getting all blocked from your work! who knew i was so controversial  hope all is peachy!!",1
@roccoreedxxx idkkk,0
omg. so tired. what a day. .. what a week really..,1
Felt great after Tue and Wed training this week.  Feel crap after tonight though.  My right shoulder is killing me,0
Back from Cleveland. Indians,0
Just getting in from the most Massive Motersports Mini 50th anniversary event at Nikki Marina. I Love Mini's. Love to Alissha & Victor,1
@fontblog still down,0
@rosietheposie have fun! Lemme know how it goes!,1
@vickcraig The funny thing is I don't like snorkeling-I will probably learn something...maybe I'll like it after this.,1
"I really miss 2006.  @redjumpsuit needs to come back here, asap.",0
my alone time has been put to death.,0
I just pulled this huge ass splinter out of my big toe. It hurts,0
loves naps during the rainy afternoons! Sarap uli matulog nang ganun  http://plurk.com/p/pbwrh,1
@GigiGreenEyez That Sucks honey   Get well soon xo,0
The boys have horrible timing today.  They usually do but today more than usual.  I'm tired and I just want to take a nap.,0
http://twitpic.com/6vw8p - woow all my fav artists together! i can't ask for more!,1
"@mandajanedanger was feeling a little tired  my body, not in a sleepy way, haha. So much dancin!",0
"@gdb_ Twitter is like a toy,  you can't just quit playing with it.",1
relaxing with my little demon on my day off. Back to the work world tomorrow.,0
two more days of work til vacation!!! why is el so dang boring,0
"@davidgarrido Ha!  Brilliant.  And no - don't smoke, pipes or otherwise",1
my stomach is not a fan of me  debating on hitting up the bh or not tonight...,0
@laurie_pringle I mention it in the blog post. It's in Vancouver.,1
"@URIENATOR no, and i know  you cant. PMSL good times  (L)",1
"Hello everybody. Finally, I am new user of Twitter....",1
I'm hosting Loteria and Toma Todo at my house tonite! Yay for gambling ;). FYI: they are traditional Mexican games,1
Not a happy girl right now,0
@yaeljk NKOTB world is the best place to be,1
"is wondering how that box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch mysteriously materialized in her pantry, and what she is gonna do with it?!!",1
"I be up in the gym, just workin' on my fitness!!",1
missing many of my favorite people right now  feeling pretty down..gotta get out of this room....,0
Hangin wit some hot white guys & my vball girls...last night @ psu,0
"I have not had any tea tonight. This is a TRAVESTY. But I'm afraid if I make a pot now, I'll be up until 11:30 again.",0
@rockgrrl He has 222 movies/shows to his credit. I am a sad that it looks like suicide,0
@KISSMEBITCHES i cant pull an all nighter anymore.. if i do i better not be drunk it sucks coming in to work at 6,0
says whoa! a friend of mine got an iPhone 3G 8GB for $300 ish from the Australian eBay.  Great deal! http://plurk.com/p/11115w,1
is going to the mall. . . alone,0
"@KimberleKelly @a_simple_girl  sorry girls, i feel schmutzy today",0
@HeatherRivlin you must have some pull b/c they said they couldn't get my images to me till Monday!  Had to disappoint some clients!,0
"@WillBates Hey you, try and cheer up!",1
@catirah Girl birthday boy is gone now so its wateva...he he he,1
Headed to hang with brother and his friends - should be interesting,1
"@billingtonart lol  YEAAAAAH thats it , looks a little like it should be",1
@peterfacinelli oh! and good luck to your daughter!,1
"Great weather, great day... but my last one...",0
i cut my hand open!!!,0
@anirudhc i'm not sure if it's a good idea... they're from a slum area... might not be a good idea to give them digicams?,1
@AbbyJOU im doingg okaii i guess but i hate skool sooo much  wat about uu?,0
going to get RAY BANS!!!!!,1
i cant believe theyd do that. thats five months of hard work and labour and no enjoyment whatsoever. all thrown away.  i need a hug!,0
shopping in shibuya...XXL Japan will not fit me...epic fail  #fb,0
@saltevents well done for Sunday Times!!,1
Omg new moon trailer!!!!! Soooooooo good.  I literally died of sheer happiness.  I love it!!!!,1
"@kaldon2 I have some frozen udon, but I don't have ��!!  �る��ん sounds good...",1
blah. still feel shitty over what happened today  but thank you for singing that song again for me.,0
live fire was great tonight.. now i just gotta pick up my cd,1
No chore is as bad with music,1
http://twitpic.com/7pr6j - being with you was all that i needed,0
@OfficialJagex you could use twitter to give us more info about MechScape o.0 Please,1
"My head looks like it's been blown up, literally. A good dose of Zach Q & Archie hasn't done much to ease the headache today",0
@THEquickpixie That's what happened when I dreamed about Eric Clapton.,0
@HerEvilRoyalty Agreed,1
"@fenderlove in reply to CDS. You'll love him, them even more when you've been through all the music vids  I want to see them in concert",1
@amberlovely afternoon  good day? x,1
wont to chance the song my mum will not let me,0
"Higashi no Eden's last episode, after this I'll just have to wait for the movie",0
@takinghostages i miss u biatch,0
"Yes, people, I am backreading twitter again. I can never stay live with you all",0
"A new week almost finished :-O Well, have all a good Friday",1
"@cholwanit Yeah! Scott Speed! He's handsome, too",1
"@Violetlilly Uh, they always seem pretty miserable when I walk in!",1
I hate thinking about some things,0
@stevosez Thank you,1
He was the best there.,0
Back at uni. got two lectures today,0
@brian_shoemaker haha I love that dog,1
@Think_beyond Dev,1
sick of listening to Jayden's cough,0
"@joeypage okay, im following you now, and imma add you on myspace too",1
"@itsajaimething I rec'd the invite from ABC but unfortunately I will not be able to come tonite, but the next event I will b there",1
@iamjeremycook 'wrenching' was the correct spelling. I always think it's wrong too,1
i just wanna be with you .. so stay close and don't go,1
@partycrasherxx i will never laugh for you anymore.  ) wait am i still allowed to use the )? :| ),0
no one can make me smile and laugh but my bestbestfriends now. that's why i treasure them so,1
Amena freaked with the lunch lady that doesn't speak english.. Amena ILY* u r so funny,1
just finished up the cutest AI2 4 baby Morgan. so excited. gotta make more... mayB l8er. got a belly ache ATM.  Anxious 4 dyed OBV 2morra,0
omg i just played two softball games and we only had 7 girls so i played the whole outfield all by myself! aaahhh we lost... but had fun!,1
What a weekend @pin0grigi0 and I had. Not good. And it's not over yet. Still waiting for it flight to leve. Already 2 hours late.,0
"weather is very bad, storms, tornadoes, floods, horrible stuff",0
"@KankzXD lol,thats what im actually going to do  i told mum im living with her til im like 40",1
I called it from the get-go. Shaq for Marion was never gonna work and it cost the Suns org. and its fans a helluva lot more than money,0
"@MatthewBryan glad you're doing good  erm... i'm confused, and hungry ;)",1
Office tomorrow ...!!  Monday blues,0
In Colorado... finally. After a long ass drive. Stupid road construction south of Pratt killed my time.,0
""this" employee of LTBP cant sleep.   But, I will probably get flack about it tomorrow.  Oh well.",0
Woohoo!  I won the Free Money Finance March Madness tournament by two votes!  I guess getting my in-laws to vote WAS a good idea!,1
"Ok, time for softball. First game of the season comes with BBQ  e ya later!!!",1
@LiaWhiting fazes bem  te lg,1
@djddouble send me your email and I will  send ya a list,1
@ClaireBolton_x haha. ohh i could do with a bacon sarniee. i don't think there's any bacon in the house though  lool xx,0
@marcflores no  how are you? Recovered from your jet setting?,0
@sincerelyyou oh good I'm glad and mine was very delishhhh thanks for asking lol,1
@Jonasbrothers i would def have to say my favorite is fly with me so far,1
i like how he talk more than 30 seconds to talk to fans,1
"@Emmgie I didn't go to a summit, sweetie. Got home from Canada yesterday. I saw you weren't too impressed, though.",0
I miss my pops!,0
@mizzkawaii find a place for refreshing,1
Finished Gettinq Dressed Waitinq For Too Get L8r Then Head Out,1
@jessicatebeest yeah i guess only 200 stores will carry it. in the beginning at least...  @iliakarasin YOU DONT UNDERSTAND,0
Still no cable!  got nothing to do now..oh well..  I'm off to bed.. Haha!!,0
Won a gps at post prom,1
@thescript you IN HOLLAND! why didnt i know this!!!!!! u guys are mean!!!! i wanted to see u again  now sem=sad... how r we gonna fix this,0
"@fpiraz Thanks for the tip.  Just to let you know, @imperator3733 is part of the #zombie #spymaster crew.",1
@mileycyrus awesome =D voting right now! good luck  ... cant wait to see you in the UK =D its guna be awesomeeee! <3,1
"@asavinggrace I'm about to watch it right now, thanks for telling me",1
bummer...just missed out on an air compressor my hubby wanted for father's day at target.   sold out already.,0
@judyrey Good Morning.  I hope you have a wonderful week ahead,1
With the economy like this I made my own face wash with honey and sugar  and it works !,1
"@DonnieWahlberg I WANT to be outside working in the garden, but it's raining AND I'm sick.",0
won a 5K last night,1
"@or_sh That was after the hairdressers lol  Oh well. My world doesn't revolve around my hair looking good, I'll get by without it.",0
@junogirl77 hi! Um sure my summer's pretty full with trips but we could try to hang out.,1
"Home from the pool, hoping these tired kids fall asleep early",1
just got a manicure and pedicure with my mom. somehow it makes me feel 100 percent prettier for prom tomorrow,1
photo shoot later.,1
Dancing To Lady Gaga In My Undiess   Summmeeerrr Is Here  (L),1
I have been with family all day today  Checking in here and then checking out. Watched a great DVD on making Russian Filigree jewelry.,1
Brooklyn is down for a nap. I hope she starts feeling better soon. I hate to see her unhappy,0
Joomla Jobs: Designer/web-designer by anneyoung: It is a re-post.  I need a graphic designer with .. http://tinyurl.com/mb5w8u,0
At usair for San Fran what a morning new kiosks @ curb too hard for people caused us to be too late to checkin  next flight,0
I do adore the sound of heavy rain,1
whooooo hooooo new moon loooks fantastic! and good job crazy obsessed fans!!! mtv movie awards rocked! sorry emenim  that totally sucked!,0
While driving u come across aggressive driving behaviour by another driver. U should... Chase the car 2 tell the driver how to drive,1
2/3 people said P!nk's concert was great. The only negative: Happy songs are followed by sad-- rollarcoaster effect. Still wanna go. lol.,1
"liked Luna Park alot today. Hai Sydney Boys, some of you were cute",1
have to go in  getting ready now,0
My shopping diet has spawned a new creativity for my closet... but I still miss it.,0
@buymeicecream forget @perezhilton You should read @ohnotheydidnt  or superficial.com,1
Disgracefull. IKEA have put the price of breakfast up by 55%.,0
"@chrisAevans Haha! Nah, it was only 1:00 am my time.",1
trying to look after back today.  Was crippled with back pain last night and couldn't get up from sofa without difficulty.,0
"annoyed with Barcelona and it's non-friendly attitude towards people with laptops .... no wifi, outlets, smiles",0
i'm learning so much. school's for losers.,1
At the HOTTEST SHOW IN CHICAGO chillin in VIP (thank u terrell  PYO AND POSITIVE ENT WE GETTIN IT IN !!!,1
@_llena You can come over for extra litter or cat food anytime,1
"xCONN182x soz, your pizzas gone now  mmmmm",1
@tweenkiebelle damn really coz was in a vintage shop n i quite liked it!  darn it,0
"@KritiA ooo okie, i thot both belonged to the same plastic category  i got it now",1
on Facebook & msn ... bored tho  xx,0
@kirbyjean Wow! That is beautiful! I didn't go there.,0
feels sick  Oh well just going to lay in bed and watch the Tony's tonight!!!,0
@noHYPEjustBEAST i sowwy.  im sure he's more than proud of the person you are thou!,0
@ferretprincess I was just about to say: "where's Jane these days?" last night but then I remembered. Hiya!,1
@michaelocc Wow! Awesome he can intuit that already. I found doing outside activities helpful in not getting stuck to the giftie label.,1
@SirEdwardCullen I know.  Can I sleep next to you??? forever.... =/,0
"@McFanpire Okay, give it to the videos for now and then, i'll cheer you up to tidy up your room whilst i'll be studying",1
@charelblessed  I'm depressed again,0
"Got the Transformers song going through my head. Good time to go to sleep, I guess",1
"why can't it be by rannie raymundo" that is... thanks lhen for the idea  *singing* http://bit.ly/bfu5N,1
@HyunDavidChoi I am eating too much because I miss my family  so stressed!,0
Wow over 24 hours since @donniewahlberg tweeted  guess having too much fun,0
My brother goes away for a week tomorrow,0
"waking up at 3pm with a hangover and a bottle of vodka next to me makes me feel worse ! need coffee, toast and company",0
@headderElaine sorry i still cant spell,0
No field days today because of all the rain.  http://plurk.com/p/11x6mp,0
@battlehand hmmm. i'l have to think about that. i generally only bite.. not into mafia and murder for profit...,1
i am so boy crazy right now don't know why though ahhaha,1
@CharlotteLilly thanks for your support!,1
My prediction was correct...Feeling pretty awefull right now,0
its fathers day and my dad isnt even at home  at least i got to have a lie in,0
@taylorswift13 You need a saynow number....,1
@dougiemcfly he's my fav aswell  you are too! Love you dougie ;) xx,1
I'm studyign for all three of my bloddy SACs nextweek,0
i miss my baby       but i get to see him tomorrow (well today!)  yay,0
@BEFOREthehypee thankss hunnieeeeeeee bun!!! wish you were out here to celebrate with meeee,0
[Today @ the store] Kid to me: What're you doing? Me: Working. What're you doing? Kid: You're a dirty diaper! HA! Kid's dad to me: HA!,0
oh so tired,0
"@faryymoeis Yes, my eyes hurt but it's getting better dear   Hmm well it was nothing serious until my left eye got an internal bleeding",1
@White_Monarch you have a lesbian? Where can you buy one? It's a birthday present,1
"went with the sister to Atlanta Seafood Comp. for dinner,yummm.Then with Alex, Nicole, and Heather to Atlantic Station.Sunrise on Sawnee?",1
@saadia i want biscuits,0
"@EllaCinderella I have no idea what those colours are, I have hardly any MAC  boo. Doing anything this eve? x",0
@fayroberts Oh? What made the day so intense? (((hugs and hugs)),1
"@renmiu I tried reading it, got interrupted by screaming child, had to put the book down.",0
Is starting his physics exam soon,0
@Shnutman no I didn't. U gave it to me first,0
howdy twit world..have had an exhausting day at work..not looking forward to the weather turning tomorrow,0
Oh em gee....wide awake and hella tired but ii cant sleep,0
"@Celine_M Oh no, you let the bicycle get away",0
@KellyJohnson85 going well! Better than I thought-- thx for asking!!,1
this haircut makes me look like a boy...,0
"Finally home. Can't sleep, but gotta work at 8:30am.",0
"@blobyblo Get the ELF at sj-world to follow you! haha, seriously, it'll work",1
@jonascool1 r u serious?! I wanna see,1
getting on that laundry right away!!!,1
Can't wait for sunday  gonna be so good,1
http://twitpic.com/7guuv - My dog Pope is confined,0
Cloudy with a chance of rain...roomy said the next ten days show rain,0
just woke up  i needed the sleep,1
"@_i_am_jack_ cool down? this is great weather! i'm by the kworth max stop now, it's nice, cheap and convenient for work  you?",1
"morning all, loving the sunshine on this monday morning.. but not work",0
craaaazy night! Gotta work in da morning!  NIIIIIIGHT!,0
In Texas ..Two good Ranger  Wins and One Ranger loss,0
I wanna go home.,0
"@jmurden I can get you McDonnell, Bolling or Cuccinelli signs if you really need something for the yard",1
@LexAve twitpic is not working for me  what is it?? lol,0
@Richard__White Oh man of little taste,1
http://twitpic.com/4e83p - I'm upset Virgin Mega Store iz closing!!!,0
@RMACer Use coconut juice. Freaking THICK smoke.,1
Cruised down the Potomac. Holocaust Museum is amazing. Only 2 days remaining,0
Does anyone else enjoy Oh's cereal still?,1
lmfao..@ChooseJuicyx2ii girl i been goin to the pool every damn day. knowin my ass cant swim! hahah but i never been to the beach before!,0
"@DavidArchie the cats are annyoing, so u didn't get some rest? xoxo",1
"last exam for the semester, yay! But something weird is happening; don't feel like drinking  hope it ain't swine flu...",0
Purchased a copy of "Film Geek Files: Quentin Tarantino". HUGE FAN. Also watched Star Trek with the family yesterday  Loved the bonding :>,1
"@mikegee In spite of their cool labels, their website is... plain http://www.boldcitybrewery.com/ looks like it's only in Jacksonville",0
@spankmytweet-poor babies! Thats too much  I hope they do ok. And you too!,0
@JniceLOVE lol happy 4:20 to you too,1
"@Moonflowerchild I had 3 earlier, I blame all the damn catnip I put on instead of clothes",0
@Fa_Bia_Na G´Day Fabi! Definitely my usual sleep deprivation  Only slept at 5 am.,1
"@ElizabethReaser looking forward to seeing it, good luck for tonight",1
Only problem with iTunes is the lack of Sleeve Notes  Anybody know who plays the accordion on May Morning Dew by Dolores Keane (1987)?,0
"@Manda_Beth Ok, I want to move where YOU are! Love the sunset pic on the water...I'm sooooo envious now",1
feels left out of the tweeting wars,0
Practicee was fun tonight. like usual  we did some serious BONDING!,1
@myredpimento heylow my pikung what is up? next month next month cannot waiiit,1
@TIBlockhead this is so great...i think it's going to be a phenomenal show!!  we'll be missing @sev215 though,0
@NGowers Same here - looks really nice but just that little bit too cold to be pleasant,0
@waltboyes Yes I did see that after I sent my twitter query...must remember to read things properly before I tweet!,0
just emptied my bad and i've brought half of the beach back with me. STUPID SAND. lol.,1
@emonk_net LH458 seems to be packed with Mac developers.  #wwdc,1
@TEYANATAYLOR Good Luck TT.. Mad i havent been able to watch you when u go on live these few times laptop is  trippin  Luv u hun,0
going to halo tonight at mjq and get FUCKED UP w mah sister,1
"if i worshipped jesus, it would be the jesus of suburbia",1
enjoyed Golden bay yesterday eve,1
@dulceth dangg hella love frm @mrstarz89  lol... & hell yeahh gotta keep the raza homes!!,1
Red Piss,0
@KtotheCdawg omg yes  thatd be heaps cool,1
I haven't memorie enough on my computer,0
"@Bambosh yes, but he is my looser",1
"@bellafelis  I was just using astringent, then she got me acnefree, NOW she's gotten me some Wexler kit... *shrug* ... and please do!",1
Thought da I could handle it... but I really can't... I misssss...... so much!!!,0
"@ComedyNerd giant rat is a deal breaker for me, i think. normal rat, maybe, but giant?",1
@bunnygoth Will you be at Northampton Pride? We're gonna flyer for TBC.,1
"aw last episode of leno ever  oh well, craig ferguson will always be my favorite",0
hurricane season is over  this years playoffs was one of the best until the semi finals ..disappointing..,0
I wish I could make this: http://tinyurl.com/crlqp8 with the sliders.  #startrekarg,0
@kayteeblah @lizitup Good luck on the SATs bbs,1
About to watch P.S I love you  <3,1
Finished making wedding invitations for my old reading teacher's cousin's daughter.  I'm only 14 and I've already got two jobs.,1
ahhh 130 more reports to write... gotta love report writing time,1
@PerezHilton Farrah is in Heaven Perez...a Real Angel now...hugzzzzzzz  xoxo,0
@ModelMandyLynn I have no idea what that was about,1
@korbz Can't wait either  Just finalising our stay in Big Sur then all set. Going to have to buy bigger bags for all the toys!,1
Muz-tv music awards was great! Katy Perry was amazing!!! And The Sums are fucked up. They're fucking alcoholics,0
I see the color guard!!!  Should be soon.,1
Home. Feeling good. Resisted another tattoo. Too lazy to wash off the eye makeup...... Oh well  Wearing last nights liner for tomorrow.,0
"This is some bitchassness!! My laptop crashed and now I have no music and I lost all my wk. Damn, I'm pissed",0
@frankaye where yo partna that delivers?,1
"watching Amber's Story. this movie is so, so sad.",0
Thanks for suggestions! Love Sahara's on South Howell! Or Casablanca's on Brady street East side! We'll see!,1
"Nothing better than my puppys, a good movie, nice warm bed, and tea.",1
in class. don't wannan be here,0
@justsimplysarah Hope you feel better soon Sarah .....,0
"@KOREYWILSON_EWD I hope you have fun on your trip. A nap does sound good, but I have so much to do.",0
@hestyohesty thx yah sleepy head..,1
With my best friend!!!,1
@MissLiberty I always play nice!,1
@McCripple It turns out that all of those Sophia pages were fake I think...,0
honey u got finales this week! so pack that ps3 and open those books and get going,1
My face hurts so bad  Why when I get sick is it always my sinus'? Dear Claritin: Please work.,0
"@lean_nasution abang,,aku bangkrut",0
I think its time to get a blackbery @mrs_schratty I think my iPhone is broken  I can't send any emails out.,0
my dad beats me. ....daddy..,0
Going to bed. Sorry to my friends that I could not make it out with you guys,0
is making some caramel sauce  http://plurk.com/p/x4u4p,1
is not feeling that well; not feeling that well at all...,0
Gross i have to do something  i don't want to do,0
"lots of road paving over here in Union City, traffic",0
"@DoonaDoo not 'gone' no  ...i live in hope though  Shall we say Monday, 1pm, usual place? You met F & S?! Live up to expectations? x",0
Longing to chill out with friends... It will never happen!,0
@007peter You're welcome. It's an amazing twitter stats tool and more,1
traveling for next 3 weeks - I will be in way too many time zones for my brain and body to handle,0
http://twitpic.com/6v1jd - i love evening walks with rocky,1
Had #ElevensesTime at the nutmeg tree in town,1
last day of school in the AM  I love my class,0
"I am SO EXCITED for the Orlando Magic! After Shaq abandoned them 13 years, they're finally back in the NBA Finals!",1
looks like no one wants to join my party  I promise to listen and won't feather my nest with tax payers money,0
@molly1909 of course!,1
"lines, vines, trying times tomorrow! yayay",1
working  Why o god why,0
"@jamie1078 Yeah, but it's hard because i suck at making decisions and feel like i have to make everyone happy and sometimes i just can't",0
"sleepy. . . . Hungry . . . . Maybe thirsty. . . . But sleepy. . . . Ok maybe bored. . . . No, just sleepy . . .",0
"i was going to eat an orange and the shell was hard to get of, so i had to set my teeth in it  didn`t taste very well",0
"Had my Anti D shot, now home chillin",1
@MissBrieWright trying to...can't domuch of nothing without my blackberry!  Thanks though..i will try,0
@loopypoopysoopy i miss you too tina baby! i miss karaoke nights with you...,0
Where is my Raulito?...,0
Busy week-end  not much time to tweet...have a great sunday  for me it's family day,1
"@farewellnat, @callieek you can come during the day/afternoon if you're free then too. ive nothing to do all day! But whenever is fine",1
Bonfire messed up my nails,0
@benlimphoto iv had too much fast food this past 2 weeks. Im wanting something chinese!!,1
@Qissm3 yep downtown LA. I want u to shoot with that team. We'll talk,1
playing...turning Old Crows into Young Cardinals...failed on level 3,0
@fordie don't have those anymore  can't b arsed!,0
@dancinqueenie no she is at work,0
Busy/Fun weekend  Now a busy work week before Aventura...but first BED!!!!,1
is stuck in work,0
says friendster is getting uncool lately.  http://plurk.com/p/tpqe8,0
Good morning sad little indoor tree!  I can't wait to get outside on my break! ;) http://mypict.me/1nPX,1
Tomorrow im going to shoppes and next week im going to PHILIPPINES  EXCITED,1
gonna watch You've Got Mail tonight,1
"@GloriaCampos I wish I saw it. I stopped traveling for work, and with that went my free HBO at the hotel",0
is mourning the death of her bio midterm.,0
"@peterfacinelli Hey! could you send a hello to a friend who asked me to get it, not even an autograph, just a hello. She drools for you",1
Harold playing the acoustic  Me n mel chilin  Relaxin,1
"Not gunna totally ragg but like how i could make a picture in my mind while Josh Graban sang..,deff good talent",1
@daisyx were you in twitter jail? i havent been punished yet,1
Incoming,1
@stellaimhult oh how groan evoking...appliance death sucks,0
"@all_stars_fade, I'm lame! I forgot to tell ya about her appt! It went well, he's growing so fast! Got her 2nd HEP shot  but all is well!",0
Yay for missing Coldplay next week,0
Really rather wishing I hadn't heard 'One Love' in the sarnie shop earlier. Now it's stuck in my head and dissolving my brain,0
@CodieLyn lol. wer not goin now neway  ily tho bud! wher u workin at,0
eating pizza with friends,1
@johna404 : good morning.  how are you? xx,1
@riteshujjwal Thanks mate.,1
"@RebeccaDaily thank you so much, really thought they would come back again  damn, he honestly has duel personalities",0
working in my little garden. Can.t wait until the flowerparade starts! It will bloom till octobre.,1
"hehe, the moon is looking rather lovely. hello lady",1
@TheRealPokeChop Oh God! I remember that! The only time I begged my mother to shoot me.  Get better soon!,0
trying to pack. ugh. I have too much stuff.  I wish I could wave a magic wand and make everything pack it damn self. home tomorrow!,0
Sat in spanish with connor and alix,1
Want to finish bio and health earlyyyy 'cause I got banquets and stuff to do after school this week.,0
Sitting at home trying to get over a really sore throat and bad cough.,0
"@RissaAnnaly aww, I lovee them ahaha and I only met them 2 days ago,  flipinggfantastic,",1
this is not that emo status I promised I wouldn't post ;). sunburneddd. had such an awesome weekend,1
@DavidGuison I like the wall thing ! Picturan na ! HAHAH! Outsiders are not allowed. Been there! They didn`t let us through.,0
Wow i am tired... But i will have money soon and then maybe me @indiecupcake & @arizonaobvious Can go to the atl concert,1
@BRITTANYBOSCO doesn't love me. I called her today & she didn't answer.,0
Gave my phone to the grandparents for a bit. Thy left it in the car all day.,0
"@MorrisonCorner love this time of year with the lambs, just increased flock no by 50% to 4(!) by adding 2 orphan lambs",1
"@PhilLadden - easiest one is capturing a conference. Search for #ims09, scroll about 5 pages forward, and start gathering quotes.",1
Watching tonight show with conan,1
Yay for verizon replacing my phone!!,1
i feel sick again; urgh,0
@EAJosh & @EADave & @EAMatt there is NO way you guys are jerks  y'all are super sweet,0
My book has arrived... Uoooohoooo... but I wasn't home...  *Running home*,0
@flmogirl so glad to see you this weekend!! It had been too long!  Hope you had a safe trip home!,0
@twisteverything hey there.. sorry I was zzzzzz on the couch til now,1
"@LeoLaporte 3GS test 3 days battery life , Exchange on 30 min inter. fetch mode, calls 1 hour per day, ipod 30 min,Net 30 min one day",0
@jamiemcflyx goodgood  y'welcome! waaahey! i sure am  row A i hear ;) are you sat near yoshi?  xxx,1
Headed for bed! Tired,0
@SloaneJB I know right?! The livechats are amazing. I want to see what texas is like one day,1
Irritated that I can send emails but not receive them!,0
Zwinky has 20 million registered members worldwide! Omg,1
bed. going blonder tomorrow,1
@sharksrugby dismal,0
@PhillyGirl528 so I wanna see  bbm me?,1
@killedthelights nope  bc my mother is gay.,0
@demiswissfan awesome  thats what im likewith the song paranoid. its stuck in my head! and i love it  lol xxxx,1
A great way to start your morning: use sparkly frog-shaped soap.,1
@NiuB You bet. Maybe time to try the pizza home delivery,1
"@PrettyBrown1740 so i have a feeling the bad news is that you can't go to the beach!  yo if you don't go, im going to be mad. So figur ...",0
@AmirBustos i was just there. damn it. ill be there tomorrow at 10am. puttiing posters up for my blood drive,1
The lens cost double of my frame. I'm blind as a bat n astigmatism is an old old friend of mine.  http://mypict.me/5z2g,0
says Good Morning everyone....  http://plurk.com/p/1128wq,1
election day in Germany and I have the afternoon shift  but the people than will be nicer and younger there...,0
@UrDreamCumTrue DITTO!!! I've been here and there.. You've been hiding  do u remember clarissa explains it all? LOL,1
I just woke up and realized it was @shampoocell's hoodie behind me and not him... I then made this face:,0
@kay2thetie she's a feisty little cat! she'll keep them on their toes maybe.  yay kitties!,1
@xFroggiee  That hurt my mouth,0
another great day in London..basking in the sun,1
*3:53... my bad,1
"Ok 40 more minutes until I can go home, I reeeaally hope it goes by fast. But I hate that it's only Tuesday",0
@lornatweettweet thanks lady! i am jealous you and andrea have work out dates. what about meeeeeee,0
ouch  my body is hurting so much! i got orange shorts and a baby bluee sweatshirt though,0
"Elliott Smith... why did you have to leave us? That's a selfish thought on my behalf, RIP",0
"http://twitpic.com/6aapo - me and my little bruvaaa, god i love that guy",1
@PrettyPrats I am in office! but come to koramangala we can still have coffee together,1
just watched http://bit.ly/BPP4d  and http://bit.ly/gtEB  simultaniously,1
"#FACup about to start. Who to support, Everton spearheaded by Aussie Tim Cahill or Chelsea managed by 'Aussie' Guss Hiddink ?",1
Settled in at Wlaters. Munching on a little grindage. We hurried up & now we're waiting.,1
@apdeties esta � pra ti  How books got their titles: 90. <em>The Bald Prima Donna </em>by Eugene Ionesco http://tr.im/mWNt,1
is pretty damn bored.  Chemistry revision sucks.,0
@AshingtonRave arghhh youve ruined my cricket catchup with your updates,0
@wildchuck Yeah well. I've been missing out.,0
"@PembrokeDave Aftenoon Pembroke Dave   I am great thanx, another lovely day. How are you ?",1
@Misstaken77 ....drinking and dancing...didn't get to put the Block on though,0
"@alexrad vienna is fine!  awesome here, can't complain ジ",1
@olmertyair Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
On the phone to a depressed little girl  love her to bits though  xxxxx,1
Sippin in some wine wit my boo,1
@oliviamunn don't forget your old fans when you go big after iron man. 2.,0
@Tony_Mandarich nope,0
missed the bus... now I have to wait......,0
"@lovehound @macrabbit Teleported poptarts: LH gets straw. frost., MR gets cinn. frosted. Enjoy!",1
@LeighQuantrill  Peppermint's good for wind. Not sure about the clouds,0
The new Dr. Who companion. She's ginger!  http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/15051.html,1
sick today...hope I feel better soon,0
I miss my twins on day's like this... Wish I didn't have to work. Ild stay in bed all day...,0
has such a freakin migraine,0
monday morning. what to do. ...puzzles!,1
I am really ill..x  And i hve missed 2 days of skl...  I hve exams nxt week and i need to revise..x,0
@heidimontag my loooooooooooooooooooooooove!!!! u here!!! marry me!!! oh no...u r already married,0
@mynameiscal I'm doing nothing  I'm DEAD BORED. Tell me what to do.,0
@thepete I know. I hate that/those shows. (Actually there's one I do get addicted to - X-Factor) But I hate it too!,1
@Musicdotcom There's no model riding a pink motorcycle,1
"@kimmie_wong how does she look like? Just another human being, right?",1
i keep coughing my guts up,0
My iPhone cant find me,0
Home... AA got there before the bears. Exciting morning at Kwik Fit to look forward to,0
@SteveHealy I don't even have transport do to that! My car is having some work done  I wouldn't go 2d cinema alone anyway-screams WEIRDO!,0
"@hopeless_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over  i've got nae money to come to livi anyway  xxxx",0
"@evenangels it's hot here, too... having a rough time sleeping",0
"@tobywankenoby nah, I'm at work, can't get it till I get off work.  yea, ill call you up inna bit, foog!",0
Will the REAL Peter Cetera please wave your cell phone and sing "You're the Inspiration"?,1
daylight savings you are not welcome in perth,1
Watching a movie with theodore.  gonna make some tea.,1
supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!,0
"@dootdadoo from that angle I think it is looking better, I am sure it doesn't feel like it to you though.",0
"watchin n listening to kabhi by josh aftr a long long time  .. if nyone has its mp3, please pass it to me   http://bit.ly/OxYsT",1
has too much to do and not enough time to do it in.  And no weekend thanks to incoming visitors.   /woe,0
had a good talk with Willie about how he needs to stop sending me mixed signals... and now I wish Mike would call me back,0
"After a hot weekend the weather report for Helsinki ad sales event is crap, boating trip should be memorable - dress warm Ian",1
"Just wake up,because at 11 im going to the beach fun but im going to come back exhauted well im ready for breakfast",1
Path to self destruction....life has hit me with a few blows that has me dazed..don't know if I can recover,0
Yummy toast with nutella and chocolate chips   http://twitpic.com/5cos6,1
@kennygo agreeeee !,1
@traceymadden thanks - can show everyone the grizzly photos later  #sltc09,1
my keyboard is dying,0
@deon - "source shine2"? hahahaha... istilah yang aneh,1
"@bravesgirl5 naw, just find the nearest bush ans squat",1
@gashiya thank you!  btw when's your friends coming over? @taz868 is getting pretty excited,1
"Of all the search engines, only @Google shows any relevant pages 4 @Opera #unite. Ask, @Yahoo & @Bing just show http://tinyurl.com/m84ytz",0
what the hell,0
Here comes the sick,0
@lovexoL REMEMBER I DONT DRINK 0_- LOL !!!!!!!!!!  But we will have a good time,1
i has got a fever..  h1n1 perhaps?? XP,0
Watching sad story on the news about 41 children killed in a fire at a day care center.,0
@uncyherb LOL.  I don't hate anyone.  I just feel pity for you lesser people.  Your life makes me sad.,0
Oh no! How did I only just find this out?! http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/02/2533045.htm?section=entertainment I'm sad now,0
"i was going to upload pics from the wknd onto the book, but my camera decided to die",0
Working on a Chamber of Commerce document  and happy to boot!,1
"@danbrusca Oh dear, I appear to have killed countless spiders by accident then, oops",0
"so flipping bored and so very tired. might go for a nap I think, stupid weather and nothing to do coz I'm skint",0
@Fixeche wrong person sorry - I had just woke up too    Unless you actually want an A3 printer...,1
they laughin at me because i pounded back some ucky charms  ahaha maan i told them i wasn't playin,0
enjoying a team time ice lolly  thanks Rob!,1
@BADDESTnLA I had a good Monday.  No complaints lol!!  I look forward to a great Tuesday now,1
Blue rotors now on my bike  http://twitpic.com/5ctp9,1
I don't no how to do the at people thing on this,0
HeY GuYs I OnLY HaVE 8 FoLlOwErS PlZ FoLlOw Me PeEpZ Tnx Abi XxxX LuV u All U gUyZ rOcK  X,1
@kaffieann Sweet dreams!!!,1
Using Open Office for first time as a tribute to @Mrgareth while he waits for Google Wave,1
So yeah... Shots and rum & coke while we're camp counselors on a dry campus... Definitely good times,1
http://bit.ly/SbZ3K  but they're all XXL,0
Happy Star Wars Day - May the 4th be with you,1
@OtaliaOZ oh yay!! That's exciting - hs graduation!  Does he know what he's gonna do next?,1
LotR on Blu Ray on Nov 3rd.  Not the extended version unfortunately   http://tinyurl.com/n5hkur,0
@tehtinar I had strawberries but I eated them.,0
"@DagmarBleasdale really??? wow, I so envy you. My mom only nursed me for a few months",0
"Only time I would ever back down on sushi.. I've been sleeping for 5hrs  !! about to go back to sleep, hope I stop coughing",0
"@hellivina Busy planing for the cruise, buying stuff and designing door decorations. Fell roller skating and hurt myself last night  Sad",0
getting miley tickets 2m.. Hope we can get them  x,1
@mamamuffy I can't believe we got a new coach,0
OMG!!!! Nobody calls me backk I wanna hang out with somebody....,0
....rebooting my Blackberry. (or as @eckodabrat would say) "rebooting my phone" LMAO,0
No time for the sauna,0
"CURRENT STATE OF UNION: In -High Waisted Skirts, Vitamin Water, Westfield. Out -High Waisted Pants, Tap Water, The Plaza",1
@thepatbrown You're not an idiot...,0
"why does nicholas like these tiny cars, he does know if he gets into an accident... RIP  god forbid!",0
Had pizza from Olive Garden! Hoping Jason gets a new phone tomorrow so he doesn't have to share...,0
@jkgirl73 Perez is FUCKTARD!  I think @JonathanRKnight would agree,1
@KimKardashian I'm sad too.  That was my show!,0
@bobbiepen yep! I'm tryin to hey fine before '09 ends and you know the thermal straightening is not the move,0
#inaperfectworld there will be no sadness & desperation,0
@dmeeno Woke up and couldn't get back to sleep,0
@snkrphrk @bertobaby if you two don't rsvp to the event on facebook ima go crazy!!,0
@tymoss you get so many swagbucks though! And my account seriously got stolen by fcrespim on YouTube. He had a scam that I fell for.,0
finally on cape cod after a long day in the car  it's beautiful out!!,1
chilling and enjoying a Sunday. Hopefully I will have a productive week...I'm praying,0
@mrjdomingo I bet! I'm sure I'd watch it multiple times lol,1
PENALTY TO CARDIFF...NOOOOOO Missed. Now I know its not gonna be our day,0
@Indiechicken Is bump giving you grief.,0
"just got in from practice.one new song for a b side, new set for a charity show and for the first time ever we'll be doing a cover. up@8",0
"And yes, Ladies, I am single (and now you know why...) .",1
@ms_fire so sorry about ur doggie. No fun putting down pets.,0
"@ZackRabbit  <dusting self off>  I DID!  <looking both weys>  Dont tel nobudy no differnt, ok. Jest krashd in 2 sum boxes....on my FEET!",1
@RunMichael students looks for help everywhere... Especially Christian University students,1
"first issues with new OS 3 : CDN settings resetted, have issues opening login screen of KLM wifi page - missing out internet in lounge",0
"Part 1: 50 Creative Tweeps http://bit.ly/uqv4g (via @twitsmag) *Cool, I'm listed",1
"@manimeow as cats say, staring is necessary to ctach the bird and play with it",1
@NanoPunk all of the red bull and jager is gone,0
Panadol? feeling a bit sick to be honest not sure I can last to tomorrow evening whole side of my face hurts,0
"@SamirBharadwaj You win. I never took philosophy class and won't try to argue that. Happy now? Also, are you implying that I'm a bit dry?",0
"@himzka awww shucks, you're too sweet to those little cuppies",1
goin to bed...early night for me but have to get up early and study,0
not done much mums throwing a virgin vie party   bored out my mind,0
this is a great evening! snow crab & grilled chicken = excellent surf & turf to go along with my salad! a nice drink and a game 2 watch!,1
Hmm.Is Miley dating Liam? Easy answer. NO! Just some few kissing scenes on the upcoming movie. I wish Nick and Miley had a romantic movie,0
@DRaeSlices Yeah - but you have to spend $9.99 to get delivery and they are only $5.99.  Stupid.,0
In bed in my pjs watching Casablanca,1
this weekend is a busy one  arrrrgh hate it,0
I can't do my task,0
going to the grocery store with kidlet #1 for yummy foodstuffs,1
"New Blog Post: "Seasonal Journey", Small Plein Air Painting and Reflection, From my own backyard  http://bit.ly/i6wBF",1
@mattcutts lol I wish that like every day. You're lucky @vanessafox doesn't come after you for that slip though..,1
Everyone is sleeping but me.... Still worried the baby will wake up scared that he cant see me,0
@manyeels dude wtf this prov opening for hey monday at the knit. i wish you weren't going home for summer,0
"Ooh, I don't have to!  The bobbin thread was just caught!  YAY",1
@lid86  yeah... they can be a kind of sweetly awkward thing.,1
@owlonthesill Green birdy is cute in yarn,1
Happy mothers day all the moms,1
starting again as i got hacked,0
Still isn't down with OPP,1
I hate mornings after.    ugh!,0
"Sorry for being quiet this afternoon, feeling a bit down",0
"little to no grass, and what is there is covered in fireants, problem sloved with drinking liquor on the beach. 100% Working today.",0
Sat on the beach in Woolacombe. Sun is out but it's cold,0
@REALTOR_VICKIE just keeping you on your toes!,1
"@lynnmosher My 8 y/o DD loves bugs, too. She will spend hours rescuing rolly pollies from the hot pavement. LOL!",1
i don't have my iphone anymore .. so i can twitter no more,0
playing with jared he is the happiest cutest baby ever!,1
"yyes, dad promised he help me make scones after diner",1
"@sweetkisses277 Yup. Hopefully things will shape up, and maybe get that damn top guide back . I'll be ChaChain in Afghanistan  haha",1
just got back from shopping!!!! got loads of DVDs and make up and a Hannah Montana CD,1
@rainnwilson aww - you just got vanquished,0
@Landailyn Thank you and good morning  I'm lying in the sofa now taking it easy today!,1
"@LeBronJames2010 nice playoff games! good luck next year, i'll be watching",1
I could really use a nap but it's way too late for one.,0
Why am I a Cleveland sports fan??  going to bed early for work,0
http://twitpic.com/3j2db I thinked save on foods got ripped here. 3 cans of redbull-tasting goodness for a total of 6 bucks,1
yay!! we won netball by 3!!! but got rained on,0
@the_breannarose is coming over righty nowza! Getting ready to go to city place.  Anyone who's somebody can meet us there!,1
It's so hot/humid here. Heat index was 101 yesterday.,0
"@rnbguru bummer, that means unless I do a youtube rip, which I don't know how, I can't have it.",0
"let's have a moment of silence for our childhood homes... sadly, it can't be replaced and we can never go back",0
going to school for my econ final then I gotta go to the grocery store to get some food.  guitar lesson later tonight!,1
@ScottMonty wishing we had an official #SXSEMIA Ford Car. Stuck with crappy Dodge Charger rental.,0
@twinklybird and the pwnage of your exams will also continue! keep it up! only why does it always have to be sunny while studying,0
Disappointed that I missed Pilates b/c a meeting ran over. Work before play,0
that was a good one! earthquake fun,1
i think a 24hour gig like space  #ASOT400,1
Is sleepy sleepy time...last full day is tomorrow,0
"@djamesbrooke Don't get freaked out if you see that appear on facebook... I just took a screenshot for my flatmate, he'll be jealous",1
im signing out . BRB,1
I have raccoon eyes thanks to sunglasses,1
now woke up,1
"@craftygirljen or i could just play tetris, the god of all games.  can nor leave, would be unprofessional. Unlike texting.",1
Happy Mother's Day to all my Twittering Mom friends!  Hope you all have a Great day & God's blessings abounding!!,1
The last two upadates were about chocolate..how sad,0
http://twitpic.com/4xbb3 - @marsroverdriver - You've done one wheel....now do the rest of it,1
Home from church.  The pianist didn't show today.  No praise set.   Now getting ready for the party we're throwing!,0
da vinci code is so awesome.,1
@msaleem LOL not yet my brutha from anotha mutha,1
.. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best,1
@AskDayton nice.,1
the @rebeccaminkoff sample sale didn't have any of the purses I was looking for,0
Thinking about my 9 month old son. The doctor says that he will need to get tubes in his ears.,0
vectorisering @claudialovesyew for media studies  Damn that fro is hard to draw >,1
I don't think the weather could BE any better around here today!  Shhhh...don't tell anyone who doesn't live here. They think always rains,1
@madsxy1 hmm i think u should have the shirt say "follow me" on back & front "twitter.com/trueexclusives" lmao,1
Maybe one day some scientists will put my brain in a robot body.  Then I can walk around and destroy buildings and shit.  I'll be famous,1
@planetsang day off? wow!,0
chilling at home?!,1
@PsyrexStudio take two of these   and you will feel better soon ;),1
"ss501 coming singapore for concert! DECEMBER! Omg, im going hongkong ): Please, come on th dates when im in singapore",1
an updated blog before I start chemo tomorrow  wish me luck tweeple! http://bit.ly/8dYtT,1
@plc +1000! this ain't Facebook,0
"@AlexAllTimeLow Dude, Your lyrics helped me through my English exams today. Thanks!",1
"Wow! 190 followers, i hope u guys help me hit 200 today!  thanks everyone for following.",1
smithtown day with phony  !!,1
what a beautiful day in the neighborhood  sunshine!!,1
Saw that Archie proposed to Veronica (as opposed to Betty) and immediately thought of @ltreihaft and myself,1
Morning... I am so not ready to go to school.,0
",  good afternoon twitterers!",1
@iluvdpkmef if u want. and idk. i mean i did. am i naughty??????????????????????????????????????????????????????,1
@greytsabeen I'm with you on the venting. We need to meet up soon so we both can venttttt,0
Excited to go down to NJ tomorrow to see my Mom!!,1
Operasi-tak-nak-Kopi for the week! Quite impossible since Ill be getting trained this week.,0
has to work at 8 tomorrow.,0
Last day in Vermont,0
@FakerParis  LOL  Boy I have to say you have quit the following. I'm lossing people.,0
@alithered77 well when you put it that way.... That's gonna be hard to do!!!,0
damn this insomniaa,0
Power went out for an hour or two,0
@OUBad @Mel30Rock Gives him less time to sweat it   It's been ON the calendar BIG BLACK LETTERS for 2 months!,1
@ Starbux getting my usual! Going to the zoo with Ashlee!!,1
Glad to know that I'm not the only one out there with terrible insominia,1
I just had to tell my 19 year old brother how to spell "mouse" and "scissors".  haaaaaa,1
Work was mad crazy! Just glad I'm laying in bed listening to the serene sounds of Jewel Kilcher!  Got to get some sleep/rest - work me ...,1
Concert was a success. Leaving early to help with the Majestic party... Gotta grab that VIP pass and free booze.,1
"Good morning twitterainians how are we all doing this fine morning, I myself have to head off to work in 15 mins",0
So I just failed bad at making chocolate coverd strawberrys.  Wondering what i did wrong. Hmmmmm,0
@SashaKane Hahaha! I know what you mean. I'm guilty of that too!,1
"@MatthewSison I love that song, man",1
"@Raziel714 Your assignments will be fine!  I'm sure of it. More worried about Munday.. BTW, how relevant are the reader-thingies?",1
Flu > Maureen.   @richblackman,0
@TheMightyZeke the land of kangaroos is quite interesting we have currently discovered american idol which is better than australian idol,1
@oaxana12 he had his hay way down low and he was just chillin with the guys! no jessica simpson in tow,0
"i miss my last year's hairstyle.  aaa, i don't like my current hairstyle. looks like.. a retard. (",0
"@Adriennevh Have a look at that link in my tweet (when you're not on your Crackberry) - Glendale, NSW, Australia",1
@MyPacifierCnd you are so right about that one.,1
Tired but cant sleep!  Reading Eclipse.,0
#PakCricket: Hit 4  SL 108/6 (18 overs),0
"hey, this is actually sorta interesting! i dont want the bell to go!",0
Let the where are we going to dinner debate begin.,1
thinks @mymindisblank should go down so that she can answer my call,0
@LiDchen tomoz will be a great day hopefully eh?  yesterday was a gorgeous day wasnt it?  tehee. yep <3,1
@bryanadams have fun and enjoy the rest!!!,1
Im coming home soon i wanna hang out with you guys sooo bad  ily </3,0
Tipping it down with rain for the past 10 hours.,0
Dreading starting the forced labour course the Job Centre have stuck me on tomorrow in crappy Burslem with the extreme chav scum,0
"china has blocked youtube and facebook, so therefore my life is on hold until i get back hom",0
@lollujo Wearing it for the first time today and you get 2 activity monitors in it £33 in Asda is cheapest we have seen competing now,1
Tulsa collage pictures up on facebook!,1
Starting rotation #4 - ambulatory care at a family practice. This is the beginning of the end,1
"@hollywouldntphl oh my...bejewled?! I'd play too but I'm kinda color blind  to bring things too your level, I'm addicted to iPhone games!",0
When will my motivation for making characters return?,0
Looking for recommendations for a good/affordable turntable for playing my collection of vinyl.  The old one I dug out isn't working,0
@rurouni_jedi I'm right here! where are you??,0
i miss my babyyyy,0
@sunflower_seeds,0
And apparently my mom got dinner for everyone while i was editting and didn't get me any. Great.,0
"morning twitters, happy monday",0
Freakin' crazy day omg! Can't wait til 9pm so i can go home and sleep! My tummy hurts!,0
2 hour long Welsh GCSE exam tomorrow!! Dreading it   Rydw i'n dwp iawn,0
"disneyland was kinda boring, because that was the 3rd time in like 2 months. pobre",0
"Am stuck at work again  day off on tuesday, that it also laundry day  yippie ;-) wish it waa bank holiday in August, going to Paris!!!",0
@LeaseTYM how is he doing ?!,0
"@freygan shame  it's a bright morning here, & I'm having a coffee break...and trying to keep a happy frame of mind...",0
@KELLY__ROWLAND pasta party at mine! weather not so sexy today in london  xoxoxo,0
The referendum didnt pass,0
"2614 Dorking open today 10-1- foothill to Tye, left on Cheltenham, right on Dorking, house on left. Jesusita fundraiser cancelled",0
All my old friends and new friends are here! Plus people i don't know!  Hahahaha,1
@UShannon my feelins hurt...supa dupa sad face:,0
@krist0ph3r LOL  playing Led zeppelin - Stairway to heaven as I reach the gates :p,1
doing my mom's make-up<3 Broadway show tonight,1
@DamianBurke  How are you?,1
@melankolyme honestly I have no idea. Whatever the construction folks put out. Which will be better than the weeds we had.,1
@trent_reznor aww im happy for you sweets.. Im jealous.. wish i was in the same place,0
desktop publishing.. i'm currently confused.  clara?!!,0
@babydoll1162515 I'm so bored! & dreading tomorrow because the first Wednesday of the month means fire alarm testing,0
@bamber123 kept playing with iPhone hehe. Bloody auto rotate in bed,0
@johnnystimson Still? Wow. Your cheese must have been really powdery!,1
"In my boys crib..finished piping,now my boys are in the other room with 2 other girls doing the same...5am yea it was a good Saturday",1
Rainy day yet again   Work from home day....no driving down the two lane hwy!,0
@d23 I leave Saturday morning for SF and return Monday and head straight back to work.  I think I have the following monday off!,0
"@DeathStarKiller Likewise  Gonna rock straight into town asap, drop me a text when you're headin in yourself sure",0
@doughboydesigns Lol Is your internet working? I only have one option under the apns settings,0
"Nana was here!  and yes, she just realised that her flight is tomorrow, not today. HAHAHA",1
"@tommcfly It's sort of hard to tweet you 100 times, then you don't reply.  So please, a simple hi would do. Please, just make my day!",0
Ice baths hurt.,0
@Raeknightowl4 TELL HER I'M SORRY AND I'M NO LONGER LOCKED TO GO AHEAD & FOLLOW ME!!! SORRY AGAIN!,0
"@TheMandyMoore aww poor you, get some rest  You'll feel better, promise!",1
In school going to be home soon. http:/vimgpro.com/,1
2nd fml moment this week!  ahwell still had fun(:,0
Currently in costa coffee  im liking this place more and more. Were sat in the business lounge. ooo were businessy today.,1
"@didine  I'm sorry, I hope you feel better soon! I started getting a sore throat and gross stuffy nose yesterday. It's SPRING not winter!",0
I hate this feeling right now,0
my skin is rebelling against me. It's an all out war.,0
yay josh can do bass on wednesday,1
"dear Athena, i love it.... ps.. you really need to read the comment i left",1
http://twitpic.com/6a428 Can't believe I can't get it on Kindle.,0
"@alvionnella heheeheh your welcome sygg  muah muah, hope nothing's going to ruin it until 12.00am tomm. hey, if u hv no plans tom,make up!",1
our plan didnt work and were now stuck in these awful seats haa,0
"i always get hurt in netball, this time from my own teammate",0
@kendallalleycat - ughh kendall that suckss,0
@AprilRoze I know!,1
hmm. feelin like getting new nails. any color suggestions?,1
Are you a shop keeper of an online shop? Want to be part of the background for this twitter profile? DM me - it's FREE advertising,1
"Grrr! @ATT to Darnell: "You're about to go over your text limit for the month." Well, at least I have Twitter.",1
dangggg..... It feels so good to be in my bed after a 9.2 mi walk.,1
@shadyjd3 i nawt free tomorrow  IM SORRRRY,0
"whistler, not whisper",1
@norkie aww i would! no car though!  and i need sleep one day.,0
yay for the beach! even though tis not really sunny anymore  i think i mighta jinxed it with my last post.. sorry to those feelin the cool,0
@charleshamilton what guuuuuuuuu,1
@firesty hmmm nice  for vacation?,1
I think I broke my toe! Damn. Sent my sister's to get some tape so I can walk back 2 the car.,0
@DigitalProduct thank you,1
@Bran2110 eat a frosty for me,1
Why is the wireless so slow today,0
"nails, errands, packing, EUROPE",1
fuck the homework! i'm gonna sit outside & relax! the sun is shining so bright!,1
meganandliz = amazing. pictures of them are starting to take over my bedroom walls,1
I hate loads of homework,0
@singraham The development of our Flickr app is on hold at the moment.  This is a different app. Is there a better way I can contact you?,0
@SMMpharmd Good morning from Dallas!,1
"I'm very grateful.  Time for bed, I have work at 8:45a.m. tomorrow morning. I have to eat breakfast, too. Goodnight world.",1
@nataliewill oh helll yeah!!!!! Wooo2 lanes. 2 people. All good!  I wish @alexalltimelow was coming!!!! LOVE hahah,1
@ginawittmd - He ain't home yet. Automatic blog dispersal.,1
@Girlypeekaboo oh also bio sent me a msg,0
http://twitpic.com/67g6k - Hello my beautiful new colorful shoes,1
I'm sore  BBQ at grandma's house later today,0
Tried to have a fun day for my birthday today but just way to hard to forget about losing my grandpa for even a minute.,0
@Claire_Cordon No pressie yet though,0
@choiceaustralia http://twitpic.com/6dbi7 - nice floor boards,1
@BlondeByDesign Thanks for the hello on Tuesday  Happy Wed! #WYGIWYG "What you Give is What you Get",1
@JonMcLaughlin WAY too fast.,0
Sigh off to that hell hole we call work goodbye e3,0
"History channel has some good shows this summer . . Expedition africa, underwater universe, ice road truckers  looks  good",1
"@reneeholt ahhhh! i had that cardigan in pink in high school! it was my favorite! gah, now i miss it",0
Had an amazing time at meagans surprise birthday party!!!,1
[O.C. Smith � Little Green Apples] @graphic_lucidity  (btw I love this song almost as much as the chicken a... ? http://blip.fm/~7d5ht,1
Has to work at 11:30am,0
I am now "Loremaster Grimbel" - that's the last 3 months of my WoW playing accounted for,1
@jordans1grl I know how you feel darlin. Cant help other than tell you go to youtube and find your man.,1
@MelissaMAGICx3 thou I love the compliment  ily,1
this week has been fun...i hope next week will be even better  NYC in 19 days,1
@jodiesays you still smell,1
I realised that I can only do 1 bake per day. The 2nd bake always comes out disastrous!!,0
"@alfaye STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR, sweetie! You're going to be bald soon!!! I like it how it is now, & when it's a little longer, too.",1
@BioHazard655 Forget em  What's the legality of noise pollution? How loud are you allowed to be legally? You should research it.,0
oh my gosh..there's a student at de la salle university-manila who is possible victim of AH1N1,0
Yay for throwing up at camp  i think the chili didnt agree with my stomach!,0
GODDAMNIT! I just searced #followsaturday. Apparently it's already being used. Back to the drawing board.,0
"I woke up at 5 to take a shower and was doing fine, but now im tired again  no matter what i do in the morning im always tired this early!",0
nothing from kevan since our awkwardness the other night... I am very sad about that & it upsets me,0
@aimsame thanks. Took the night off. Watched the first two eps of "Castle". Have decided I might be developing a crush on Nathan Fillion,1
my head and my throat hurt and I cant remember how I got into PJs last night...what a good time,1
poured a huge bowl of cereal. checked the milk and it said 6/14....  poured the milk.. came out in chunks!,0
@catatonichic Sounds like fun,1
"@entershikari you've played on my birthday for 2 years now.. this years my 16th, can you be amazing-er and play cambridge 26th october?",1
Watching a parody of Polker Face,1
Should have gone to Denjin today to see the #SF4 tournament...,0
"Washing in, shower, cup o tea, now bex chill out time",1
@PaoC_E i liked the bff song...well the lyrics anyway lol,1
@Gailporter Ever thought of renting out you head for advertising space? Just a thought!,1
"JUNE 8 is when I'd be declaring my first year anniversary affair with the waves!  Long year round, Baby!",1
"Okay, Metroid: Other M looks very cool  http://bit.ly/4yW8n",1
It's too hot today.,0
Currently watching modern marvels: ice cream. I've never wanted ice cream more in my life than right now.,0
is excited for prom tonight.  Hopefully all goes well.,1
@ebuie would meta-meta-conference be more accurate?,1
"@JeanneBehr work later, early registering my h.s. jr. for some summer college courses! exciting, no??",1
"night shifts suck, i miss my baby  but #Conan was awesome tonight!",0
@mysgreen  You cna get em for about �17 but I've got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie,1
@ArrumTM talk to you laterrr. masih pengen ngobrooool. fix your wlm please,0
I'm talking to my friends on Msn. We are al together in one conversation. It's really funny. But some of them have to go in a few minutes,0
...been a great sunny day today - sitting outside and relaxing,1
@massisbaron that's gooooodd,1
I'm so freaking sleepy.,0
"Fuuuuck, the panic attack at airport strong as hell (( on pills now",0
@NjChadB I've 2500 Followers,1
@FoOie hmm malaysian ah? i think i need pple with singapore license! hehe.. thanks though,1
"@geekish I'm so sorry about the lack of Ravenclaw stuff. D: I find Etsy to be useful, but it's still hard to find stuff.",0
@cincindypat miss you,0
"New iphone 3G replaces old, water logged iphone.  Have 30 days to get newer iphone rev. Come on Apple!",0
I got stung by a bee today...first time ever. it hurt,0
<3 ODST  September 22nd .... #E3,1
Wii arm,0
"@fabeku I have a friend with two tipis in the country. There is rock people out there. Bring you, wifey, drums, bowls, everythingles!",1
Baby got back,1
@sarahbearrr123 hahah i am! haha thatd be funny. ME FREAKING TOO!!! but the floor sold out so im sad,0
I forgot it was free ice cream day at Friendly's and now it's over,0
@george_wright We're hovering between 9 and 10. Back to number 10.,0
@njvinnie Ah Smile Empty Soul.  Now there's some good music,1
ah thats better snow patrol! now to be stuck indoors  still weekend coming up and fresh air excellent hope its sunny!,0
Up before 2= good day! And I get to show my Chargers pride,1
@nicolalalalala stiff and in pain my physio was particuarly rough this morning,0
@akiezz hello!  Welcome to twitter,1
Cant believe WLVM bought me a big ass ice cream of my favorite n since 9pm  its still in the fridge  n i dont want it !!!,0
"@jemistry our school uniform makes the sun worse too, all black. but its non-uniform from now on for exams so i wore shorts and tank top",1
@Boy_Kill_Boy oh  That's REALLY not good.,0
sooo much homework  can't wait till the bennies dance!,0
@JennyLou31 Thanks! Much appreciated. They transported her to Emory hosp. & she's in ICU. Also has pneumonia.,0
@postalguarelas Thanks for the ff,1
watching http://www.blogtv.com/People/charlieskies u shud go watch it like now,1
"sometimes only one person is missing and the whole world seems depopulated." truer than true. i miss my baby,0
Given up on the English "summer" and put the heating on again. Bl**dy freezing here,0
hitting a all time low drinking my wine outta a martini glass ... I'm too short to reach the right glass,0
has just been sick    too much birthday cake,0
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Sad I can't watch the CWS. No tv in omena.,0
@with_an_ito goddammit i just realized @robbrechter has a bold.  you win this round tito... tmobile doesnt have the bold,0
Lady gaga is following me!!!,1
@Diana_Vickers_ ohhh have a lovely day lady!! good luck for the studio  xx,1
"@TheEllenShow: What was it?!?!? Oh by the way, can't believe u changed ur picture!! It looks good.",1
Woooot! Matinee tonight opening night @ the fox theater in pomona! Dance till 3am,1
@SGCPhoto ~ waiting for a new opportunity  hahaha...,1
http://twitpic.com/7ila0 - Jogging at the rosebowl,1
I dont get paid until Friday. Can't get their cd tonight after work.  @jonasbrothers,0
So many jobs  chang changg,1
"Morning all. New job sat on my desk this am, hip hip hooray. But it's not 3D, it back to step one, digitising line contours",0
@Nisha_Lakshmi Good luck. Don't think about the trains otherwise might put you off your interview. Stay focused!!,1
"@shermaineee ur profile pic, u look skinny lo  instincts tell me so too",1
"im lonely  keep me company! 22 female, Ithaca - New York",0
is sad BC her dog back home had to be put to sleep this morning,0
@Yossarian66 Bummer  I don't think I could write anything by hand now.  Good luck!,0
"Oh, hi, Internets. Been at my little brother's new apartment all day.",1
I'm going shopping for stuff to make a Passover dessert.  Oh joy!,1
@Sophy93 Try optimised jpg.,1
i dont want to go to work..,0
@ddlovato  hey just to say you were soo good at Wembly on Monday night ! I missed la la land  but you were awsome,0
i cut my hair,0
@eyesoffire c look Kobe nice dnt Lik da team,1
@melleboo1 ok..ok...i c how you are   lol,0
thinks the multivitamins she's been taking are just working wonders,1
"Nothing like a good book, pajamas and a hot chocolate",1
Listening to some J Dilla intrumentals! Great music.,1
"@Stylish_Living Thanks, girly!",1
tired... probably because the blue jays drain all the energy out of me...,0
Celebrating a minor banking triumph (that's banking with a b). Got one to admit it was wrong,1
"@DwightHoward Aww, that's cute. LOL Go kick some Laker ass!",1
Intense hour and a half of cleaning the shop. It was funnnny.,1
"@peeplaja Missed it, apparently full now",0
Playing in my background: "Saved by Grace" by Israel Houghton of Lakewood Church in Houston! I freakin LOVE it!!,1
Ok... and now it's time to get a nap,1
"@hstuart3 LOL!  Churches get picky at the worst possible moments, don't they?",1
"Money doesn’t buy you happiness…but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it." -- Johnny Depp. I like it.,1
#phpkonferenca ane is beeing funny,1
Finished work yay! Time for assignments boo,0
"Showreels are absolutely stupid [and -somehow- useful]. I made a new one. Take a look at www.pieromedone.com, mate.",1
watching it pour,0
"I never turn down free food, I just forgot it was there.",0
Rocking my baby girl. She's not feeling too good.,0
@Eckstatic I think my roommate is going to do that to me with Comic Sans after I made her change her email signature to stop using it,1
@pgrossi  *thinking* maybe i should follow u!,1
Another scratch,0
@DenverMarines awh I'm so sad  I hear the guy's pretty cute. is he really? Hahah,0
At HPC spanish campus! Hey yall have to come check it out...  specially all them peeps who "want to learn spanish"!,1
Practising piano and waiting for exciting things to arrive in the mail,1
I feel like shit right now.......when i cough my chest burns,0
"Just got out of the shower, now i'm laying in bed all nakey wishing my BF was here to cuddle...",0
"@Icege I'll be back at midnight, maybe before if the flight goes pretty fast.  No KOF/Blazblue",0
Summer is to enjoy the nice #square sun and the nice #square weather not doing laundry and vacumming  I  love u #squarespace. !,0
@JBeauty naw jst truthfulll,1
Put yourselves on the UGN combined gamerscore  http://bit.ly/FXmoI,1
@mikasounds Good morning Mika  Have a nice weekend...cheers!!!,1
I wish Tess were here.,0
"Is datadude a turd, or am I a noob? Seems like a turd to me",1
"making dinner, and hoping to get to bed early tonight. Back to work tomorrow. I have to work friday to make up for not being there today.",0
"Sadly to say, im alergic to cats and dogs!",0
IM GUESSING SLAVES DON'T GET FED THESE DAYS? FUCK.,0
That nap wasn't right.,0
im as bored as ever watching dark knight for the 5th time this week!!!!!,0
ugh work in 6 and a half hours,0
@eddievedder what about Lisbon?,0
@nik_kee_dee morning love! What a pleasant surprise to see you here.  x,1
FINALLY listening to Rascal Flatts' new album. i feel so late on the uptake! gosh! and i just bought a really cute hat. im excited,1
What's g twiggas yo gurl is still sick smh..now I have the pink out in both eyes smh...how do I get rid of this shit? Yall pray for me..,1
ughh...work in a hour..boo,0
@RobinInSeoul I want @MrTweet but he isn't sending invites now,0
At the mall with mumsie  - http://tweet.sg,1
"@therecordlife wow. have a safe trip back home  and we're all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!",1
"updating the store, adding new products.  the weather here is hot - a day to stay indoors hugging the air conditioner!",1
FFFET Pinkpop via de NRC Next Twitter,1
"Going live for a little, Come join if you'd like  http://www.blogtv.com/People/makemebad35. Get a screen name to chat if you haven't yet.",1
im getting goosebumps now..i still have 2 exams to go..bt i wish you a very very hapyy birthdayy..,1
havana nights event! come join me  xxo,1
yay lila's back to normal.,1
Noo! I didn't see the new Wolverine movie today (even though I've been waiting for a week)!!!! Maybe tommorow?....,0
"My area just got lightening whacked. Every alarm is going off, I'm now offline after jumping outta my skin",0
@hjmart same to you,1
@craftyGAgal thank ya girl  haven't been keeping up with my Etsy shop much :\ too much goin on!,1
k i have a rheumy eye and it's narsty and sore.,0
still no word from those in Azadi  11.12 pm #iranelection,0
"Here is a new theory I came up with, and some bad news along with it... http://bit.ly/izxFh followed by http://bit.ly/4pFS2w",0
"@TheaPatrick yeah its kind of a lil sadness cause u see where you have grown, and they are still the same",0
My life is over  i thought his first name was rascal and his last name was flatts!,0
"so much for my sleep in. just got woken up. going to try and go back to bed, going to the movies today",1
@1indienation shame we cant watch it too   - live video FAIL!!  someone had better be recording it! #140conf #rayv #fail #antisocialmedia,0
No afternoon delight? Damn I miss vacation with my hubby,0
@erickimberlin owl city announced tour dates for your fall tour,1
holy crap. I take a nap for 4 hours and Pitchfork blows up my twitter dashboard. I wish I was at Coachella.,0
#ASOT400 The Blizzard feat. G�te - Iselilja (the vocal mix) if I'm not mistaken,1
"@newmanzoo Yup, I know   I'm pretty close to Niagra Falls.. Ever been there?",1
My rental  it was this or a ford truck or a KIA sumthin http://radar.net/c/exFc,0
http://twitpic.com/6uhha - Just took this pic outside my window! This is my street lol its raining,0
"Fireeee with zach, holly & matt",1
"Okay, folks, it's time for me to go to bed.  Good night.  It's been great to be back.",1
"@mileycyrus I belive that you do, but in Europe you'll have such a good time",1
@therealTiffany I'm glad we hung out tonight. I love you! I will see you soon.,1
@chainercygnus - its a pain i know  but sadly its the only way to fix some of the bugs that were coming up.,0
"@iMike18 it's "im a celebrity, get me out if here"",1
"Hello beautiful day!  Today is my momma's birthday, so happy birthday to her!",1
@marybeverly Tell the office I said "what's up!" and that I'm glad I could spruce up their Monday,1
"@stresscase Also, should definitely date a muscian. Maybe one older than 16 but yeah! Someone should write me a song too!",1
"@olafsearson you need to get a maid in, to do it all for you",1
@mcrmyeaternida restaurant city! Search it and start playing,1
@thuyanj1 you're in my town and no love?,0
I need to get back into daily tweeting. This hiatus sucks  What also sucks is GSN interrupting shows while they're airing. >_<,0
"@Crack_Jack I hope I stop being ill tomorrow, going to be so good!",1
@zefamedia I love it!  he he he. That could make for one very interesting evening,1
Greetings from Earth!  It's going to be a good day. I can feel it.,1
Ana Ivanovic and Rafael Nadal is out of French Open,0
i'm so clueless with twitter.,0
just got back from taking dog to kennels,0
@balaji_dutt @ashwinn wah nice for you guys. going home and all.,0
and yes I really should know better,1
@FlyByMusic nope doesnt work. or the site. perhaps it's my end. i was on the site and then nothing.,0
getting an error updating tweetdeck....,0
I miss my bf,0
chatting w/ my friend.,1
"@mandacrow That pic of Donnie is the one SiouxSinner took last night at the Launch. Word has it, he's got a solo album comin' out too.",1
@wygba i must try those! damn i forgot u said they were the bomb. i shoulda told him to get me those instead damn it,0
i can feel the love..,1
@ahsleyxxlove I wish I would have got to see you more!  You will have to come here again soon.. or I will have to make a trip to Cville!!!,0
"@adelate Yes, he's most shiny!",1
"@edensank2grief Well, I'd love to read it when it's complete.",1
@tessajames01 http://twitpic.com/5crci - it looks great,1
"@MadisonMitchell If you're sending nudies, I'll take one!",1
"Got a torqx screwdriver bit, got into the bottom of the dishwasher and unclogged it, found~30 toothpicks + a chicken bone + floss  Ick.",0
@henzelhmmm i hella wanted to but i have school!  r u going??,0
hanging out with my awesome amazing fantastic wonderfully delicious cousins Marissa & Darby,1
I'm sick... I have a fever... and a headache... and I can't breathe through my nose... I can't sleep either  *wishes he had someone*,0
"iPod's selection reminds me of 3 summers ago; Casey, My Fiction, playing Warped tour... Now my amp collects junk  http://twitpic.com/7mei5",0
Silent disco! Tonight at 6:30 in Union Square,1
Need to get sized for a tux after work... I dont think Im ready for Rusty to get married.  The bromance will be over....,0
"@highschool789 Bless, Hope they all feel better soon  x",0
@MarquesAnthony Maaaaan! I wanna go to NY!  and Miami!,0
all you can do is laugh at some situations 2 stop yourself from breaking down. The joy of the lord is my strength!,1
@BadAstronomer for World President.     http://bit.ly/lasir,1
happy mothers day..,1
Being indoors in my bedroom is the best way to spend a sunny afternoon.  Not outside in the boiling warmth.,1
"@christelmcr hi,friend.I'm doing good  I'm looking G's pics from safe & sound :$ http://www.imnotokay.net/board/topic/49163/128/ and you?",1
Woooow... Sitting next to the ambassador of Pakistan,1
so fulllll  awesome day too. nice and cool,1
"@MonicaLCB That's so funny!!  Good job that you now are a customs broker, go girl!!",1
i have just done the most stupid thing ever.... i bit of some of my tongue  off to the hospital i go hmmm,0
"feeling MUCH better, thank goodness. text me",1
@JeminiATX @therealsouthpaw u guys are going to the urban music conference? ME TOO!!!! hehe see yall there,1
The Cake Eaters was actually good.,1
i really really really want this shirt   http://bit.ly/ULV0e,0
tonight has been good got replies from @mjhoffman2  @Rob_Hoffman  @IAMtheCOMMODORE & most important @LizJonasHQ oh & i'm her favorite  jk,1
my brothers out washing the patio slab things.i should feel guilty as im not doing anything but what the heck,1
"@HisFitness thanks!  I'm the marketing/PR guy on left, my canvass leader in center and our politician on the right. Tomorrow we #MITM4E!",1
"@paulBLG yes, you're right !",1
@alexandrachiu is it?! It felt colder this morning!  BRING ON THE SUNSHINEEEEEE  x,0
@dncenttydnce Natalie I am fantastic  how are you?,1
Hail and well met @cymberrain,1
had to have my doggy put down. My Cindy,0
waiting for the Panthers to kick arse over the Dragons!!!,1
@srgeo75 yes sir  i luv it,1
@KezzieN Haven't seen none of them.I wonder why.I usualy watch all the movies I find,1
@shanselman holy crap @ideapaint looks great! will have to try and import it to switzerland,0
"@Preaka Hey  I kind of am, I'm listening to Coldplay and just a bunch of stuff. Hope you have a great weekend",1
"@alikababa That's not uni work! Liar, i wanted to see the film",0
I missed the review classes today! haha.. and that's super fine with me,1
being able to meet George Sampson will be amazing!! even if im not mean to i will LOL girls hav got past the security before hehehehe  x,1
"It's ?lrigt, it's ok?y  ... I'm so much better without u ... I won't be sorry",1
"@jazzimcg hey, did you ever get that pic?",1
Hurried to make it downtown for my 830am. No one is here,0
is leaving the office now.  Hello home!,1
My #followfriday this week is @gracesmith - always posting great #design related links. Her @themethursday is a clever idea too,1
@gh_rocks oficially sucks,0
.@librarious thinks I'm pretentious.,0
"@AyakaPalms That's good, enjoy your summer vacation.  I'm doing well, thanks...take care!",1
Watching MTV Movie Awards On Demand!,1
"@martinamcbride You was SOOOOOO ROBBED , I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED OFF  I cant even tell u everything.you should check Facebook",0
"susan boyle didnt win Britains got talent, and went into a nervous breakdown! I feel bad for her and hope she gets better",1
Here comes goodbye  ? http://blip.fm/~4mo61,1
I could kick my ass for going to school i should have skipt school like all the others  now I'm sad because the sun is shining so bright,0
so saddened to know that @TheFoxTheatre would be so careless about a wedding. Thought they were better than that!!,0
I'm seated at the middle column and at the first row. Directly in front of me is the teacher's table. Whatuppp witt daaaattt??,0
"Is anyone else getting an error when they try to install the #tweetdeck update?  Also, my replies section keeps loaded ones I've cleared.",0
Just woke up...I'm waiting for my @jonasbrothers album to come in the post  that's the only good thing happening today,1
@duriangummybear inorite? it just made my day. even though i don't even believe on jesus/god etc.  but still.,1
Today would have been so much easier had joe been here.,0
Thank God @aravindkumar is a sport and doesnt take offence in my jokes  Unlike the three good friends who have stopped talking to me!,1
went to bed at 12. Woke up after nightmare. Can't sleep now.,0
@Metromanda Then sit somewhere cool.,1
"I'm watching The Guyana Tragedy. Unbelievable still, after all these years, to think that so many people followed that insane man so far.",0
http://bit.ly/169wvm  FREE FATHERS DAY CARDS - links now work,1
"stupid recession/currency rates! over $150 for a few shirts, tote bag, etc.! i guess I'll just have to wait until the Sats come to the US",0
"@tommcfly hahah , have a great show tonight, i know you will tho hope to see you soon",0
"@CardenLovah Yes I would, but I can't. Big test tomorrow+5hours of sleep=I will fail",0
@Alyssa_Milano Hey Alyssa followers..Alyssa is the actual person twittering! I watched her in person tweet  I was an extra in new film.,1
@Sofie_Panda I would be there right away! I'm completly against any kind of animal abuse. But I have an exam tomorrow at 1 pm,0
checking my facebook,1
@serenetan hahaha ok cool ... anyway thanks for the heads up on the ramen!,1
"@Crastking man, I hve the turtle neck again . Better take a stool drool   Xoxoxo",1
"Off to buy bread in a few mins, the house is literally empty of food  i think i ate it all.. lol",0
@Lilsmoove thanks for giving these dummies some insight. Its nice to kno a male understands,1
@michaelschultz No problem. I hope you're at least enjoying that crazy busy work.,1
See he should give up the name...now I have londonthings,0
sleeve is done. love it. no more tattoos til i get the firebird paid for now tho,0
@murdamw Is it still raining?,0
"@NickyDiamonds  haha I do, lake show will prob win. But I learned my lesson from my 18-1 pats",0
time to make slide for #barcampbkk3  one week late. sorry,1
@BatteredSpoon yeah thats my MLIA  it really happened too  and yeah...,1
So I'm Gonna Be Filing Last Months Paper Work for California Insurance Bureau's Office & I'm Going to be Filing 4 Months of My Paperwork.,0
bout 2 watch Gotti's Way I luv dis show,1
@ab_p Tell @eddieishere he's good at banishing moths and the like!,1
@Misha1234 Hi beautiful!,1
So Happy for you both- Please lets us know how your first date goes... since we saw your tweets  @JosephRanseth & @TamaraSchilling,1
"@CHRISDJMOYLES Enjoyed your extra half hour this morning...was a great addition to Jo's show, should happen more often  x",1
@vbright Love you V!,1
doesn't understand why this is happening to his face just because he was in the sun.. i wanna cry,0
isn't feeling very well today has a headache and feels sick,0
"With that said, I'm out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",1
@trianglechris YUM what do you guys think you're gonna serve?,1
Sick  Sitting on the sofa watching australias next top model and drinking chicken and leek soup,0
Still waking up..  From friday...,1
Im standing next to my kara love,1
I feel terrible so i am not going to school,0
enjoying Martina's album "Shine" and drinking red wine with my girl; bitching about relationships and boys!,1
I feel asleep and then just woke up wide awake and can't go back to get sleep......To much on the mind,0
At the memorial service for Marie,0
@GenevaMWilgus Looks like your adventures in Tibet are just as wonderful as always. VERY glad for you!,1
stayed in bed all day..had lots of cravings..sucked at making lambing,0
"ugh, feel like poo",0
"@LouieGeee you wont anymore, i changed my mind i dont feel too good",0
Ive been having a really great couple of weeks because my Phoenix friends are amazing but the count down to St. Louis has begun. 48 days,1
Heasing to work,0
@nvthoai wake up wake up boy!,1
"@tommcfly here (in Rio) you don't forgot any word ... I guess, haha. you are leaving? when u come back again?",0
I can't watch spongebob,0
watching Honor Videos frm tonight in Alexa's car 'cause she has a portable dvd player,1
perfect start to first day home: sitting at a shell station in parma because christa's car has over heated. hahaha. i'm sooo hungry,0
banner for otalia efic is not working out so well,0
@catherineLd Or put it on my wall so people can admire it...,1
i love being in a good mood when i really don't know why i am in one. its a good feeling.  goodnight twitterers.,1
I like your pic @katielharper! I hope you are doing well,1
I love my baby rat.  She's adorable <3,1
Is sad perry had left for 4 weeks,0
"Clear, sunny, lgast day Breck is open and I have to work.",0
We have been on waitlist since my son was 18 months - waited 3 years already and have only moved 100 spots on waitlist! We are 109 now,0
"i think that twillight was bad, new moon is going to be better",1
really loves life,1
"I'm breaking wind" lmao! After school care kids are funny!,1
@racheltrue Wish I had a cure for you. I just took a job working nights as my solution,1
My seminar for World's Economy didn't go through.... I have to rewrite it almost whole,0
"Seriously, I don't want to stay at home tonight. This sucks.",0
"Ah, I see, everyone is not very talkative",0
@carshowgirl Have fun! I'm going to the power tour this weekend in Madison. But it's supposed to rain  Hope the weather is better by you!,0
"Whew, found someone on Kubuntu IRC who had the same problem as me with the freezing, helping me through it step by step",1
@CAS3YDILLA Mkay. I was thinking about drawing all of ftsk and then the rabbi and then they're name in the background. I'll do both.,1
Going to bed with a really bad headache ... but looking forward to lovely dreams of @Ravenatic  <3,1
Trying to sing Someday by Nickleback good song My birthday is Saturday ill be 19 say good bye to 18  my age was becoming my best friend !,0
woops made a mistake i ment font not dont.,1
Yay! Got some rocky mountain spotted fever and swine flu exposure today...,0
"... lifes hard, people change but do ya thing...     @jdiamondisme ii love your vid's on youtube. x3",1
"@ddlovato i'm downloading your cd,wow,you have such a beatiful voice,and i loved your songs",1
@njshoreboy89  and what did i do to u kk thanks,1
"@FairytaleStudio Spankings DEFINITELY included! And yes, a Severus fan all the way, I write fan fiction starring him and Hermione!",1
@tarer i feel bad for calling in then  I will def be back tomorrow!,0
im relaxin after a longgggg day,1
I need alot of vote. i dunno why the photoshoot turn out not too nice maybe too white shade,0
Really thinking about waterproof headphones and waterproof ipod stuff. No swim today since its all cloudy.,0
@steph_williams am thinkin catch up sum time this week!,1
"@Brittany Tooker thanks, we need to get together soon, i'm going through roomie withdrawl here in columbus",0
@snobscrilla oh and when can we expect heatbreak scorsese ?,1
@PaulAtMoDaCo not so good then,0
so the yellow hawaiian punch is the shit also,1
Twitter is going down for maintenance in an hour...,0
ATrucco905 thankyou  just doing part two now!,1
@kristenbreeding what are ya coming here for?,1
"@ey3_candy Im in Jacksonville, FL. Its wack.",0
Having trouble making my sim look like me   http://yfrog.com/79u8vj,0
@njdoc I hope your Virtual Playground is a safe and happy one,1
"This summer is going to be very entertaining, just got back from watching Bolt with like 8 other people crammed in one small living room.",1
my poem is loved by @yunitasyawal... thx beib! it means a lot to me,1
Another beautiful day in Louisiana,1
Lots of energy needed for this week!,1
Sunday Park,1
"@chopman good morning  ... Well, afternoon now!",1
@selenagomez  i can't wait for your album and btw your new song headfirst is amazing,1
"@matteohickey fantastic book, congrats, my sons mate is in Birralee Voices, another mate of mine is a tenor, and we know some Ten Tenors",1
It's our 200th Tweet!  Have a great day!,1
"sad that my prolific, high tech consumerism does not provide me the admiration i crave",0
"Noes, my goat-wool socks have worn through",0
@changeling Health!,1
I have an entrance at the siegelhein in a few minuts.,1
I am going to bed. Goodnight everyone!! I love you all!!!,1
@AprilMayy You're leaving me alone in our apartment all summer,0
"Work, yet again. Not done till 7. Lunch time now at least",1
"@ibsurd Was going to but didn't have time, so just re-dying it.",0
@Fun_Girl_Jane the movie was da shit! wish u coulda watched it w/us! DM me ur # n lets chill when we r both in OC or Vegas,1
just discovered 6pm.com  i wish i had money to spend,0
@mharialaine Did u received my message to u on FS already?,1
"@h_2o thx! still, i think i need to gain more speed if i want to run the half-marathon in 2 hours. oh well, we'll see how it goes ...",1
@publicpersonae thank you my dear.,1
"It has been a day..Maggie used the potty,the cat puked on the curtains that I am returning to sears, then maggie pooped & put it all over",0
Buffy's dead,0
Ommg this game is so fucking confusing I have NO CLUE on how to build a fcking house  its gonna be a looong night ://,0
Best day ever for having a convertible,1
sore throat and chest from  coughing,0
School 2marro   I miss my baby,0
Clan member getting hitpoints cape tonight on Runescape so I've just done 100 points at Pest Control with him. Spent on Magic xp,1
@kjbrown13 @jonvon @CoreyDavis @LettuceB - Mango Mojitos..knock on my door & you can have one  ...secret is splash of peach schnapps,1
going 2 church 2mrrw. Hope everyone else is!!!,1
@tommcfly You're not making this very easy for us fans to wait,0
Meh...drive-ins are no fun without cute boys.,0
"@billbeckett this kind of failed, i had to log off because i couldn't find any TAI... Members....  I really wanted to talk to you, bu ...",0
blah. bad night. i wish i could just crawl into a hole and rot forever,0
@StylezXquisite I'm so tired  were still tryin to figure out what the fuck were gonna do! he wants to rent a car now! lol smh I need a bed,0
5 ante meridiem. thats the time i went to sleep.,1
First sleepover of the season begins in just a few hours.,1
@dj_alexan Dude!  You are soooo in trouble!  I'm in this awesome dress with nowhere to go...,0
Looks like Mr. Storm Cloud is going to put a damper on tomorrow's beach plans - pun very intended -,0
"Having dinner at Blue Bayou, river view! Happy birthday, Richard! wish I could ride Star Tours.",0
Gooo... move up by 1  65.,1
"@TarotByArwen Thanks, Arwen! That's a great message for me right now.",1
"@iamsteveholmes Yeah, I'm a slow writer.      Have a gr8 time at the Thirsty Bear!",0
Why are people leaving me?!?! I used to have 15 followers. Now I have 12.  What did I do wrong?,0
Flight 447 "unavaliable"!  http://yfrog.com/59bpyj,0
HUNNIES. gash! haha. NO ONE would ever replace you in my heart. GASH tlga. i love my super summer with you guys. wit the seniors. GASH!,1
@kpearce bryant paul says "research is MEsearch",1
Yay!! I'm at work tho so ttyl  <Justi>,1
Just finished load out and got into bed.  Not really sleepy though,0
is waiting to see what @Magnet4Awesome is bringing back from Whole Foods! My tummy hurts and I need some ginger!,0
@Freakonomy You finally resigned before your boss could fire you ...,1
@Isil_Loves_Mcr I'm glad to hear that you're feeling better,1
I'm still alive!  Finished the 5k in just over 40 mins. Not bad for a chubby guy!,1
away to cook the last of the burgers,1
throat is so raw she cannot sleep....,0
@grant78uk ya I know what you mean on that for sure. Yeah I'm thinking about a few that just came out. And thank you. I appreciate it,1
im so upset right now... he always be catchin me off guard...  messin me up!,0
Awww I jus saw the footage of the guy on the halftime show & thats so sad I feel bad I would of had a nephew wit the same defects.,0
"@chyeahitsalicia You're not back yet  o jeez, i'm on full stalk-alicia mode tonightt haha",0
I got a very very bad cold,0
"@jasondew well, wachovia. but it's all the same now",0
"@sweetliketoffee dunno  ..nothin really, jus longness",0
Wants to go back home to Argentina... & i feel sick.. ughh cramps are the worstttt..  hmmmm..,0
"yesterday i hung out with some of my pell city friends, twas fun  but i got these AWESOME purple skinny jeans!!!!",1
I'm going over texas/miami plans with Beckie  so excited.,1
I love that commercial for sprint haha  26% of us are tweeting right now,1
"2 more minuets, and i AM DEFINITELY DONE. sorry guys. yall are cool tho",1
Monday on a Tuesday! Fantastic,1
La Multi Ani toti copiii de pe Twitter! Have a nice sunny day!,1
confused. anyway... sorry... ask tam to gie you money and i'll pay her back... for smokes that is. I'm listenign to Paul Van D now,1
@TcheLTwinkS Hi twinks how are you? hope you doing fine sis,1
@msconduct10 Glad you enjoyed it!! Which one impressed you the most in real life? I have only seen a few of the ones on my list IRL  sadd!,0
@wireframebox :: Start planning "The Great Escape" now. Tickets go on sale in September via the ACO website. 2010 plan already underway,1
At the doctor's office,0
@lawhooper I miss that show,0
@JackAllTimeLow good luck.,1
is navigating through twitter,1
@_AlexaJordan I laughed my ass off when you kept putting your foot in her face at the start though. You really channeled your inner dork.,1
@joshtastic1 Sounds like a good way to spend a monday (:....i hate mondays  x,1
"has been busy with work, her and the kids. I am happy",1
packing packing packing .. back to halls tonight  but.. Dry Dock & cheap drinks in the sun with my fav ladies makes it alllll better.,0
Wtf Just got a phone call asking me to HRH prince of Brunai's birthday!? w Janet Jackson playing lolz. But it's on the same day as a show,0
wishes eggnog wasn't seasonal...,0
@Zackarydoo   It's okay  You've been a help just telling me stuff!  The more I learn the more I can fix it,1
Huh Monday.. Don't make me do it.. Don't make me work in a box all day,0
OMG... BBQ! NOW,1
backkkk yes early! thats cause gorgous christopher gave me a lift home  and the coffee bar looks spotless if i dont say so myself ;) !,1
Location-based searches don't work in #TweetDeck,0
@CSI_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT,1
@TheFemGeek at least you have a doorman! im just a sucker opening my own doors,0
@coolashaker Cheers for the followfriday,1
MY son just came in said MOM you've got to quit laughing I have school in the morning  whose the adult around here?,1
"@genesimmons   wohoo, waiting for the show to start.  And they are playing reruns also",1
"None of my friends are on twitter, all are on Plurk .",0
has part tiled the roof and is now up to her arms in pva glue,0
wonders if some nice person out there wants to hook me up with this Multiple Screen set up -  http://tinyurl.com/r3unmn - ...teehee.,1
I just ate my last ice cube,0
@counternotions I can't say how far StateDpt 'budgetary allocation' = authorized to take us in our latest adventures.    Remains 2B seen.,1
Rainy day. Should I do the washing today?,0
@Dontcallmecathy dammit. No not yet. WTF!!!  I sent mine in before you.,0
@hanaefaith: its not the same as sorabal!,0
Been in bed all day Sickies,0
@maynaseric @serenetan LOL ya I think we talk too fast hor..ppl think we spam the twitter server LOL,1
@SoleHipHop I can't go because I have to work,0
figures we'd get a huge nighttime quake while half of our lights are out of commission & the whole house is in a crazy disarray.,0
missing the melbourne weather. the person i sat next to in the mrt had B.O.  shmelly.,0
@gothayana The bear just had to join  Like my background? I made it myself with photoshop brushes,1
Why must MTV air the MTV movie awards so late at night? I have school tomorrow and I can't watch them!,0
just got home from a fun wedding,1
@ijustine yeah this game isn't turning out well at all,0
@WABBLEZ were goin at 12 am yesterday. HHAHAHAHAAHHAHA .. pure no funny int' it not  ? you can come up if you want btwz,0
Was at the botanic gardens wif Tara... Wahaha... Then we saw this smoke free gardens... Hahas... Then we have to go out...  just bough ...,0
OMG MY HAND!  I wonder how many kids hurt themselves on that fence... it is at a playground! Not safe.,0
"@nadiaparry mmmmm, DELICIOUS tits! And a lovely smile--you're a real beauty, and the loveliest one there. I gave you a 10, naturally",1
"@VATD @joyofsomeone yeah, me and Joey will rescue you and keep you safe",1
@amandaaap:  I've woken up to a very frigid morning.,0
"@GurrenLagann I wish I was going, too",0
@rickyleepotts Yeah; that's why the simple logo   Still not sure how I wanna lay it out though,1
OMG i almost lost my license lastnight  not good,0
"@taylorswift13 http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - so cute, i agree!",1
@BigCatJared   What did I do to you!  sheesh,0
@mommafo sry.   saw danny driving north today in my way to church.,0
"@coreybennett sure, you'll have to wait till January though  too far away!",0
"@cherrycokerocks oh god yes, it was lovely! I'm cold today though so no more ice cream for me",0
FEELIN GOOD! Flight booked! cant wait 2 make that trip...,1
Getting my phone taken away,0
@robosiek I wasn't being mean to anyone,0
@Jonasbrothers LOVE PING PONG! Such an awesome game!  We challenge you boys to a game one day!!,1
Takin a nap. I'm sick. Hopefully i'm not sick tomorrow because i'm goin to see up with my dad.,0
@HauteCowgirl awww.. thats sad,0
@Sulpicia_V leavin soon,0
@jkarban Thanks,1
@MJJNews I think his hair looks good long and in a pony tail. nice,1
@fatblueman mine did the same thing a few days ago and i was forced to reinstall the firmware and i lost all my info  damn you grey apple,0
@misterradd i havent seen you in forever it feels like,0
Reporting from CEOP online moderators conference:  69% of children in child abuse images are under 10 years old,0
@VixenJovi i hope not,0
@Ilkee i'm so sad this didn't make it farther  #andyhurleyday,0
@Cranialstrain It often pays to wait,1
"@dunkgreener tooo late already went brown  aha, oh well. brown will go good with a tan ;)",0
@Just_Trav France would be wonderful! I hope you figure out it's importance in your life!!!  I have never been out the country...,1
@AndrewRatcliffe For future reference Tony and I are "red nose" clowns not white face...,1
#iRemember when I lived at home and didn't have any bills!,0
@scottmac just don't got insane from all the time travel,1
@salandpepper Morning my dear x x x no shorts today due to strapped up leg - achy calf muscle,0
I should go to bed soon. I am really sleepy.,0
Ughhh I have to do housechores today!!,0
"@NeilH73 Hey man, they'red just workin' girls trying to make a buck, ya know?!  Bless their hearts!",1
@ILikeMuffins YAAAAAY. I love you. Rearranging plans with my dad for you & Up.,1
"Want to play Infamous, but can't. It's too late.",0
"I love what we do  , completely!",1
"wish i could go swimming...it's effing hot!  instead, i have to go to work, 3-8",0
"O The Forum...beautiful memories there  especially @ the movie theatre, target & borders",0
"@fgutierrez71 CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISCO!!!!!  LONG time, no chat!  How are ya?!",1
97 degrees out -  Working in the yard ... I think now would be a good time to stop and go swimming !!!,1
"@wreimers  That movie made me cry too. I think it's great that you admit it, makes me think you're one of the few nice guys left.",1
@the_daily_green your link seems interesting but its not working,0
GO ONLINE. JUBEE AND DIAH.,1
cant be bothered with school tomorow,0
ready to go home...tired of the gym...24 more minutes on the bike,0
@thanr เดี๋ยวเอาราคาโฆษณาออ�ครับ ฮาๆ ... เพราะว่ามันไม่ตรงราคาเลยครับ ... อันนี้ลองใส่ทดสอบดูครับ เดี๋ยวเอาออ�ซั�ครู่ครับ,1
@dolceshan they forgot my bacon on my pizza...highlight of the entire freakin thing!!! i was starving and cuz of it i lost my appetite,0
@jen_hintz You need a yarn helper Jen,0
@shyat19 webcam with soon me as soon as you get your internet and whatnot established! i'm gonna miss all the stupid things we do,0
"@Feelslikehome as, poor sweetie. Jonah has that some nights, probably did start around 24 months too.",0
Sore throat is still sore & I need to study for my psych test. dnw.,0
getting ready to go to the beach,1
@twilightteen7 im still in the one hudreds  haha,0
Is fed up with researching and writing essays and preparing seminars......3 more years of this!,0
@TaliEpelbaum don't know but for sure a good mark,1
@workplacecoach Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
just got back from  shopping love shopping ! but the blisters on my feet are focking killing me,0
"@tommcfly i guess you should, maybe a little. Brasilia is waiting for you!",1
"going to take a showerrr, then hw and stuff, and then watching all my sunday night shows  keeping up with the kardashians, annd desperate",1
I'm in a really bad mood. And everyone around me knows it - sorry guys.,0
@TimaFBaby lol. I d know how to check mineeeee,0
It's very disappointing that no one's ever mentioned me.,0
wtf?! why is sheeeeeeee here?!,0
My power's out,0
We absolutely love you Joan! We couldnt be more proud of u and all youve done for charity You have alot of love here in TX  @JoanRivers___,1
Just got some sun.,1
"That was a 14 hour trip, but I slept for a few hours cause I was falling asleep, so it was even longer. I admit, I learned a lot voyaging",1
Roger serving for the match.,1
hmm which makes 0*Fletcher = Awesome ... lame,0
is nearly coming back to the UK,0
I miss you like the deserts miss the rain,0
"in class, and bored!!!!!!!!",0
"Now I�ll rest a little, I ate too much.",0
"Brokeback mountain, a movie about two gay cowboys overcoming adversity is the STUPIDEST and most OFFENSIVE film hollywood has concocted yet.",0
@shreeni Thanks for the wishes Shreeni,1
BlackBerry #3 bites the dust,0
is do good at tweetin i think,1
@yolibonilla hey.. cute pic...  and seriously its like un-seasonably cold here...,0
@gorthx just saw your flood tweets. lame.,0
@ALESHABELL girl you deserve it,1
I learn for my exam on wednesday....but I dont can english very well,0
@huseyint wake up! you are not google !  thanks!,1
"laughing my ass off coz my boy is being his random self, cracking up stuff. Sigh. I feel better now.",1
last stop in the week till its off to #hatteras to do some camping and watch the baby sea turtles. @tinydancer1986 is going to love it,1
My whole body is hurting me,0
omg zach was on snl and i missed it  but i did see him at the end so that was awesome,0
@queengilda no I cantt! but it hapapened in my dreamm quite funny but it got v sad when they tried to put it down to capture it,0
@ScubaDate Haha.. done! Take it easy and stay cool as ever ...Dig the jokes with you. U have a g8t sense of humour. Cheers / g'nite,1
@moi1975 It's a try!  Don't want to miss out on the link. No link received yet and NKOTB has yet to respond - doubt they will,0
just got home from the City Lights show  yeahhh!,1
New avatar pic courtesy of @photojunkie - Rannie is awesome! Thx Rannie for indulging my "craziness" during the shoot!,1
taking care of a sick Logan,0
Seriously overwhelmed with this new job position,0
"Taking apart eeePC, seeing why it isn't booting. Wishing I had a spudger",0
If you can't talk about it don't mention it in the first place don't be bad  http://myloc.me/43k4,0
i wanna be in greecee / creteee right now,0
Time Warner came. One more day until internet  Didn't have a big enough drill Sigh. I hate DSL!,0
Playing Epic Mafia ...At A Hotel in L.A .... Working on A new Song,1
"@Mrmichaelnewton well he is forks best , you should be ready to go climbing again in no time  has the caffine kicked in yet?",1
@GlobeAlone74 Congratulations and have fun partying,1
@Zoya_NailPolish - what color nail polish will the fairies be wearing as they sip,1
@SirDiggamus I read your status and the end scene in Office Space started playing in my head. The red stapler guy burning the bldg down!,1
why am I still up? oh yeah can't sleep not tired,0
@wishwishwish Search for "Asos coupons" in Google  Plenty to choose from,1
http://twitpic.com/6p5hc - purdy flowers,1
"ouef, mum won't let me watch it  ahh wells, i'll got sleep dreaming about kirby.",0
"This is for you,Rainie!Sorry, Im late!  http://bit.ly/17VC8n",1
@AubreyODay true life: diddy wishes he had me back,1
@dorcyrussell  No Vegas Tweetup updates?  What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas????,0
"@crmcardle If these were real titles, would they convince you to be a Jane Austen fan? http://bit.ly/1gTzcX",1
@LaurenLibby you are so sweet!!!  thanks for all you are doing for the cause of Christ!,1
@ladychatterley Read it. You come across very nice,1
I am the biggest fool to ever have been a fool...Forgot to apply to Western Health! Interview has been cancelled as a result,0
the sight of my unread emails makes me sad,0
Just got back from the concert! Some mistakes... I kinda failed my Macedonian test  But my relatives from Serbia are here! WooHoo!!!,0
@mekkanikal dunno. I hope it begins to work when I reach home. It's a scary situation. Just can't log in  #facebook,0
"@NinaPierce oo & because i <3 rhinestones, i might accent the design w a couple of lil rhinestones (tweezers + superglue)  woohooo!!!",1
"Tummy acheee. stupid pizza buffet, i hate you.",0
"@johnlacey Right, I'm giving up then.",1
@JasonDottley @kweenie I think @andishehnouraee said it best: post-departum depression,1
@blairblanco i called u!!,0
Not having a good day... Or week.,0
@klgarlock Hooray! I want to get a bike sometime before summer starts too. Excited to start shopping.,1
Ok well I am back in TN and I am way excited. I cannot wait to do some swimming tomorrow. My three week time out is almost over,0
too cool for school....but im going anyway,0
is about to go out for tonight to hang out with some friends one last time before i move!,0
@jamesy10 Facebook is great for churches,1
"@Kristin_514 some sound is good, some not so great.  Eh's singing YOU CAN",0
Cant wait till lunch. Got steak burgers today,1
@JubalFlagg I wish I was dressed as a pirate,0
"So getting ready, then moving the rest of my stuff to the house  boyfriend coming over today  Pumpkin (:",1
"@onacruise I forgot, and I totally was tired and passed out. I could have taken one bus there.  boo.",0
Hmm.. Seen some nice houses in Milan but i dont think i would compare them 2 my house in LA! i MISS David  idk how i hav time 4 dis? Hah x,0
"Updated gardening list: aloe vera plant, hanging plant, houseplant, flowers. No trees. No full sun here  Too many old trees blocking sun.",0
@skinnylatte what an image  haha thanks for the updates - the world is following,1
@tondobot haha well it'll play again later for you then,1
@themudcakes can you send a flyer through to me and I will promote!,1
"so many Macs in the office today, but Lindsay gets none of them  No fair",0
Ugh... Hangover,0
"@bitteshon i know, aren't they? i think my snail died though... we are going back to buy more for the other tanks, so i can get another",0
@adamsconsulting  My younger son - he speaks of how he wishes he had a twin (I actually miscarried his @ 9 weeks.  Have yet 2 tell him.),0
Awww. @kelton_2328's lovely corsage 4 his prom date.   http://mypict.me/26ux,1
getting new rugby jerseys for next years rugby season. YAY!,1
@misspeyton93 Yes!!!!! I just want to speed up when I hear it in my head  BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GENIUS!!!!!!,1
@tommytrc it's not a party unless there is at least 1 Vegas girl there!  I'm bookin the tix now  recovery is going great...thank you!,1
"About to go walking w/ my prophyte #8, then to the mall, then lunch w/ @bfo1187 then The Mark later tonight! Eventful day ahead of me!",1
@DrKimmiePooh glad you had a nice date night again!!  Loving the idea..... check out this song "If I wrote a note to God." on Oprah today.,1
"@Bill_Cameron I know, just trying to look on the "bright side" if there is such a thing given the circumstances. Awful, just awful  #eu09",0
Is it just me or have customers started taking security a whole lot more seriously ? DTAG / T-Mobile security req are massive !!!,0
had to pause to help bathe the daughters - i got to wash their hair tonight - usually @dcpincus does that but the baby is sick,0
@girlonthemove_ Fraukelicious.wordpress.com,1
study leave  the greatest thing ever  X,1
"@franswaa No worries, I was actually going to say you'll have it tomorrow afternoon at latest",1
@cauztic yeah i got it,1
@beethequeenbee chinesse,1
I gots pink eye,0
My bed feels amazing right now. I would love to stay here all day. Fuck school.  so sleepy!,0
@queenalice I can't respond to your DM for some reason.  Has anybody interesting called?,0
@TheReal_KDubb awwww man! i would love to hang with you today,0
Off to drive 12 more hours.  And it is raining...ugh.  Driving home from vacations is depressing,0
Chillin with the roomies. Can't wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks,0
is about to go to H's house,1
@quarkbaellchen DaVinci!!!,1
Everyone is talking about Google Wave .. I can't wait to see it in action,1
i've learned more for E true hollywood stories than i have in history class  i'm completely ok with it,1
"@joshuwaa haha, aww! i love their dvds  all I have is greatest hits and wonderland, but still xD",1
needs a more reliable internet-connection  http://plurk.com/p/12e97n,0
watching Katie and Peter. Aww i liked them together,0
@zts Did that - it was great,1
"@nuzzles I'm not at #bea09, but EVerybody says your tote bags are rocking it.   Congrats!",1
says pahinga muna this week... super nakakapagod na... next week naman.  http://plurk.com/p/y2jip,0
Take care of the moms today....too bad mines too far away.  love you mom.....who wants me to cook dinner and hang out tomorrow?,0
"@yukai_chou Sorry, but I find it slightly ghoulish to be photographing the environs of an accident..",0
"@paupaula Oh wow you're so good, P! It's so amazingly done",1
Sister Hottie isn't helping my situation neither  I want to be a good girl someone plsss call 911,0
@ancmowat I think it's great - "secrets of" is always appealing... "blue"... nice thought... "zone"... cool/intriguing.,1
listening to country music and missing her country boy... oh how i loved you baby!,0
@tezzer57 lol tea please  you?,1
eeeek no beer in the fridge.,0
Hippikajee!.. Today i will be going to do... Nothing!  Yes! first Sunday For Like Ever Where i do NOTHING!,1
made some greens today.. no wait.. i believe its yellowish orange,1
It's friday ... NKOTB IN CALI,1
I'm a little dissapointed because I am missing the (Hed) P.E. Concert that is going on right now at the Key Club in Hollywood,0
"A LOVING relationship I've been in for, wait for it, THREE YEARS> God forbid we plan marriage and children. What are we thinking?",0
sara0120- yes!!! omg love it!so how you reply on black berry? im so confused..,0
@pllb got stuck on platform 9 3/4 ..only just managed to find a new portkey.. still back now and ready to tweet!,1
"@andrewlighten so return on investment for Nokia shareholders more important than all else, even if client is despotic nightmare regime?",0
is enjoying her Saturday night,1
can't hack his psp..,0
I'm bored now,0
@nkotb Congratulations Tatiana  Have a blast,1
"10:30 am, I probably only got 6 hours of sleep at most. And I'll be painting all day. This is gonna be rough",0
raining all day yesterday and again today,0
Today was great! lol lovely lil day packed into every lil moment wish sean couldve came,0
Feeling like a big piece of shit..,0
"@gingerslam   He should have more fansites by now, definitely. He doesn't have a tumblr dedicated to him yet :/",1
I wish I had an editor to hand any I write to. Even this Twitter post and AIM away messages. Anyone interested?,1
"@90_angel Well I am off to bed then Phoenix in the morning, have a great day, and weekend if i don't see you",1
"spent the last 2 hrs entering data & the lady that showed me how to do it, gave the wrong info!! Guess what I get to do in the morning",0
"proper bed in 6 days, wahoo! Now just need to lower body temp...far too hot, dam sunburn",0
Hollywood museum closed,0
"had a beautiful weekend tbh, Im going to work my ass off to get the grades and to achieve me secret goal, not telling it is its a secret",1
I itches.......,0
I can't get the update  It won't work!  I WANT BLUETOOTH DAMN IT! AND CUT AND PASTE!!!!! ARGH!,0
sister just left for college!,0
@coeah That's great news!,1
"just had a magnum temptation chocolate, overrated...  will stick to G&T now on...",0
@RachelOaktree can too.,0
@BlakeLewis Love Lifehouse!!!! love the pic u posted!  hope u are having a wonderful night! Sent u a msg on myspace hope u get to read it,1
http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up..  PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!,1
Ahh!! New phone!,1
Its gonna be a long day at work  No fun for me today.,0
@dawnhallybone really sorry to hear that,0
@annabranch Sounds to me like he is saying the AC is running a bit too much at night.,1
@feehnney Yihhh! Kilig nmn. Hehe. Buti kp ngrereply sau lab mu ate.,0
@Lindavesinger ...before so it would be more of a challenge. I really want to interview Eskimo Joe but havnt had any luck,0
@KComer I just left.,0
"@churchrd ...um... TMI.    "NEW from Tommy Hilfiger, a fragrance capturing the spirit of Fiji... Che Davanni's... for men."",1
@rileysteele good morning  what are u doing today?,1
@agkicks LeBron is better.,1
"@FrankieTheSats Nate is the hottest, no doubt about it!",1
Good morning flippin twitterverse!,1
Power outage in South Park. So much for that unsaved file.,0
@Sherry2227 aww hun ill see you tomorrow  yay,1
9am. Time to get up,1
My daughter always makes everything seem so much better,1
Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year  but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!,0
i ate a sandwhich and it tastes do good i want some more  aww lol,0
For me to be so tired...,0
@ChoChoMojo No problem I will read it shortly I am just going down to pick up some takeout    BRB,1
Rough night with Josiah...woke up a couple of times=we are up a couple of times,1
"Good times in Kentucky...  Bed, breakfast, passing through Indiana, back to Chi and Nap tomorrow...",1
"@StevieJ102 Steve, seriously, I can only explain it with a pic! Or, that gadget in total recall with the impression of the aliens hand.",1
@lynnsdecor Oh dear,1
@ariannypilarte @lucianavillalba I remember Larry on FB saying that MTV wasn't invited to the set this time.,0
Just got home from eating tacos! . . Last day i went out with my babe. .,0
good new development for my client @djeloy! super psyched for monday!,1
tomorrooow hell begins,0
http://www.twitpic.com/4wp26  i made a cake for my mom  she loved it ? yay,1
I'm on twitter - well at least I think I am - I'll get this thing eventually,1
@Southworth Quick google search says no...  http://tr.im/oEJy  Sorry,0
I miss them again,0
"sunshine appears to disagree with my car  i hope she gets better soon, i hate when shes ill.",0
"My sister, Chelsea Dangerous, killed it tonight!!! I am so proud of her  Tony Ngo is always amazing. Thanks Tony.",1
@stuartwhitman I would have if I hadn't already stripped the bed  Hopefully it'll be nice tomorrow for a beach visit.,0
Just had banana pancakes with eggs. Delicious!!! Now off to laundry.,0
"lunch with nan, tidy room",0
@deandrewright Dead Serious. @DJMissBehavior Wordddd.,0
"@StDAY Haha, nice. It's a good song.",1
Me no feel good,0
Jamming at the Grind! Akadi's song of the day "NO MORE CANDY FOR YOU!" PRINCE,1
@AnneSowards can I sneak in someone's suitcase? ;) Wish all this good stuff happened in the UK,0
@HeriCabral lmfao  allota warmheart :\ haha nothing just saving some gifs lol for a full-force ontd gif battle,1
twitters!!!!  just got back from the salon  got to trim my hair coz it's so long!!! haha,1
@michaelsarver1 @dannygokey finding true love is a real miracle  I'm so happy for you both. Best wishes!,1
@Audrinaaa jealousy is a bad thing. but i'm jealous. i'd love to have BBQ here  i'm lonely.,0
wire to wire... Just chilling and enjoying my life,1
"@PinkTrees: i'm playing animal crossing instead, trying to make money to buy furniture  .. oh and i have oranges! i'll send you some!!",1
is listening to n dubz. niceniceniceee. byeeeeeeeeee,1
"@Troooper Not bad, some things can be fixed but yeh good luck.",1
@Broadway009 good luck! have fun. and get some rest!! i just finished my homework so i'm out. goodnighttt,1
Things to be done: 1. See JB 3D Movie 2. School things (boring!) 3. Ideas to my B-Day party.. Too many things to do without Paris   Nicole,0
@Frankie0912 - will do..hehe!  but if you haven't heard the tune...i'll send it over. i think i got your email.,1
"I can't open the jar of olives, and I want one!",0
@HannahBeeeee I hope she doesn't  It would ruin summer for kids across the country !!!!!!!!,0
"@luxelektra, probably not.  I shall mourn.",0
My baby is sick today!!  Watching movies while she sleeps,0
getting in the bed. Long weekend at work and don't even get to see my daddy,0
Home from party.  Leftover sausages & coleslaw for dinner for the next week or so.  Fantastic time had by all,1
@Carpediemcymru Yeah even in my gangsta outfit I still look like a girl,1
wishes that @jakewhitlatch would come visit her every now and then..,0
studied for three hours straight then got a surprise reward!!! hahaha today was amazing  <3,1
@katia12 i know  whatever i exposed you to "real" toronto where they play kings and have old men who are more glamorous then me. REAL TALK,0
is back from bigstuf and im missing it soooo much!!!!!,0
"Oh, by the way, Fabusend is this really cool email letterhead I'm using now, check it out.http://is.gd/LIEc You get 50% off through me",1
@suzhalliburton I'm glad he didn't take any chances.  I'm sure he'll be ready in July.,1
"@tashrenay btw, welcome 2 the finals",1
So aparently my Out of Sight album sampler cd only has the video on it,0
@goldengateblond gimme the pink one if you don't like it! (Kidding ...,1
@ariananana8D cool! its really cold here,0
@oloberr come back to brisbane,0
@2eggsdontlast like the feeling of what he needs  eu desenhei o clipe todo no meu caderno /emo HUAHUAHUAHUA,0
"@brookelovesyoux argh, i'm so jealous of you.",0
@RODDYBOTTUM Hi Roddy! I'm suffering and waiting to hear Evidence Spanish Version at the same Spain!! No Dates here??  we dont byTE,0
"@ms_cornwall that is a good shot, well done you",1
@jayexfalcioni booo. at ryerson? i got first year,0
"@stfumichelle SRZ HYPERVENTILATON RIGHT NOW D: if i pass out, dont worry. its worth it",1
Aight lights out....,0
the lightning last night was wicked.... but not in a good way. kept me up until 3,0
"Me thinks a blog post, purely on male grooming is required. Awesome responses...",1
Pee break at starbucks. Samuel punched me in the face for shipping and handling,0
Hanging around until work today at 4,0
The terrible twosome devouring hot dogs  http://twitpic.com/3lgnw,1
"Just woke up from my nap,huoh im really sick",0
longgg dayyy feet hurt from cosmo gonna go watch princess diaries,1
@BrendanWenzel Hey Brendan!  We don't have exact dates yet but will be the first week of September at this stage! Will be a BLAST!,1
@bwana any awesome games must get this year? I miss half of microsoft keynote. sighs,0
Back from a lovely (and very hot!) couple of hours seeing ships & people in crazy costumes... want to crash out but it's Post Office time,0
"@Lisa_Sage yes, all the details!",1
@holidaypad You're quite welcome,1
@AnaYanez I'm so happy for you guys  Love you guys a lotttt!,1
In just 2 years dhoni transformed himself from an "outstanding captain" to a potential "out standing captain" .... what a shame,0
"This morning, it looked like today was going to be a pretty productive day.  Then Steven turned on the PS3.",0
Where is karatepimp?! Almost finished with work. I have a date 2night. I know someone who can never date again,1
@mehaleybabich  I didnt see this either?! ha I have to much stuff on it so I dont see half of the stuff people say  sorry....,0
its sad to see that Ms. fawcett passed today  she will be missed,0
@HayleyyFitch luckyyyy!!!! i have to suffer through school until next tuesday,0
@vprincess have a good night,1
"Bah, I really do feel like a bit of a dick. I keep doing it to myself  Anyway, off to bed. Night all!",0
I really don't want to do this accounting. I'm so exhausted  too bad it's due tomorrow.,0
i just had a very bad nitemare  is anyone awake?? :'(,0
"So, I'm going to Boston for the first time this Thursday. Any advice on things I must do or see?",1
I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work,0
@flamingokitty aw. hope u get to see him soon,1
Is at the rangers game with david and his family,1
@Ryoma_Echizen k thanx man.... really appretiate it....,1
@mikey_nw19 did you spell it right? Lol  hhmmm. corrupted! thats good,1
@shaynaa82 heyyyy,1
"@thestorysiren  On another note, that RSS button is super cute. You made it? #bloggiesta",0
@Joey_Williams Meeeee too.,0
@varealtor Whoa! That is exciting,1
Pondering over what I should have for breakfast before I tackle the busy day ahead of me.,1
"http://twitpic.com/6tpc0 - in the fiction life, this is my brother's scandal . Yeah. His girlfriend knows about her",1
My besties just remided me that I am missing The Hills wedding  oh well... Thank God for TIVO!!!!!,0
@lisastarlynn well welcome back! How was your nap?,1
*GO AWAY YOU LATE PRINTING MORONS* feel better now,1
I just found out my printer ink went up to $21.98 a cartridge! take that x 6...ouch!,0
"I was supposed to sleep all the day today, wanted to rest but mommy call me on my phone early and woke up me damn i'm tired as fuck",0
Thanks to @bjj_bug for being my 300th follower! I totally hearts you!  <333 (original post was an oopsie...:grins,1
Great. I was updating my laptop bios and it died mid install. Now its a zombie. Fuck me,0
Good morning Safettes!!  Thank the Lord it is Friday!!  I can't wait to get my eyes on an issue of SOD and see Sami and her man Rafe!!,1
Wow how drunk was I after Japanese dinner? Passed out and missed going out  cause they couldn't wake me up lol,0
New hire orientation?  More like BORING-entation.  Am I right?  ... ... ... ... Guys?,0
@comeagainjen heyyy! woah im a fan of urs. follow mw plz  and comment me back! <3,1
This is kinda scary but i'm trying not to worry cuz mama had said not to.  breathing isn't supposed to hurt!,0
Just got tickets to Nickelback Hinder Papa Roach Saving Abel for this summer! So far my 12 year old is coming with me,1
Good.Morning. everyone have a great dayy!,1
@NSuissa   I just bought Sammy some joint/hip supplements.  His back legs aren't attached to his hips anymore.,0
"@Green4peace *URRRRRRrrrrrrr!* (brakes sound) What?! You don't own a cell phone? Dude, you are so...cool!",1
Setting up Citrix Netscalers to Global Load Balance VMware View Broker Servers.   Peaceful Coexistence.,1
off 2 watch pirates of the caribbean,1
"@sianio the good song; you know that song, the good one. The one by Andrew Bird. It's not on spotify.",0
@sczepanski cool ... Making friends in speed,1
today's the day! LONDON & FRANCE whooooooooop,1
baff time wiff gracie,1
"@B0RR15 gaah i doubt it. :/ maah, i gotta go now. bullyish parentts  au revoirrr",0
@lesley007 Hello sweetie,1
@partlycloudi My monthly art class. U wanna come? Tomorrow is gift card holders & a third proj. TBA at midnight,1
@naticeolin eu não consigo abrir os links do twitter,0
Eating a strawberry and chocolate spread sandwich,1
"Coming back from Houston. Pregnant twin sister equals new clothes for me  Good to see the family, glad to almost be home.",1
"My mom just called me sobbing,1st letter from my bro arrived. She read it in tears. He sounds like he is having a really hard time.",0
"thinks the reason i got a twitter may be the reason i don't want to keep this twitter after all... needless to say, i'm pretty upset",0
Low key i miss my boo..but I'm not talkn to him cuz I hate to be ignored,0
@maychorian   I love p10!!!,1
!sells wii nothing good coming for the damn thing lol,1
"@mollyfried Hold on, I'm driving on backroads now. I'm almost home. I'll type more in 10-15",1
"Well, packed and ready to start the vacation in Florida! Oh by the way we sucked tonight at the RedHawks stadium...",0
@mangelanchez is everything ok bebe?,0
Roadtrip with Michelle to Long Island! Be back Wednesday!,1
Goin to cvs,1
It's been an emotional week. I didn't know how hard it would be to say goodbye to my friends as we transfer elsewhere and my teachers,0
@schaeferj89 yay,1
okay- my friends baby had a fever and was limping.  i love my babygirl. i hope nothing bad happens to her.her mama is gna tell us more l8r,0
Most definitely. Lol my tummy hurts,0
@marketseed yay! I have common sense! cool! all this time thinking that i lost it somewhere! hehe.. thanks!,1
(cont'd.) Anyway it was just this side of heaven.  Nice.   ... Dave,1
27 days until uni course number 2 is finished! WooHoo!!!! Just need to start and finish my last 4 assignments. . .boooo  lol,0
@Guarantee123 thanks,1
It's still raining outside.   I think we're due for a sunny weekend.  Where's the sun that they've been promising to us?,0
3hours till everyones sitting in a freezing hall doing the maths exam,1
@arancinibaby im pretty good..yesterday i went 2 the beach ;) and 2day so much work to catch up on!,0
@DinoGoesRawr aww I want coffee!!!! dmn it,0
just think.. 6 more days 'till the greatest spectacle in racing ! xD excited ! limping to school haha my knee hurts,0
this 50 degree weather is unacceptable for mid-may.,0
i that explains it. yes. And yes we do! she just said: there she is. eeeesh. or wait. no. whatever. (see i am learning.),1
My Birthday is going so well,1
HEY PPL ITS MY LAST DAY OF SKOOL. YAY!!!!!!!! CANT WAIT FOR SUMMER  THE FRIDAY NIGHT BOYS ARE THE AWESOMEST.,0
is frustrated at not being able to download TweetDeck onto my laptop. Kept encountering some AIR file error,0
is at a football game,1
Probably my last country concert in NC!,0
is very sad to be leaving mydeco today,0
@patrickdolan23 I will be going home tomorrow  But no doubt Hannah's addiction will kick in so feel free to come around and share together,0
Ubuntu's new v9.04 comes  http://www.ubuntu.com/getubuntu/releasenotes/904overview sill an rc but next week...,1
I hatehateHATE spiders and a giant one just crawled past me. Everyone's in bed and that thing is going to get me. I'm ridiculously scared,0
im not gettin all my tweets!especially mobily!lol  but in gud news i beat @AmmadWilliams lol,0
http://www.atebits.com/tweetie-mac/ Testing just moment ago released Tweetie client,1
"Finally home, very stoned and sleepy. Back to LA tomorrow",0
"@fightfan24 It's OK, I know you've been trying all these while your BEST for me!",1
"@Morrica nope, i'm in the train still.",0
staff just had a tie-dye party  camp starts in one day!,1
Loving the cairns clan,1
@jochunt wow you are still in school??  I've been out for a while,1
@Blondie128 you should come home soon,0
@saravananp mine is B North. Still need to decide 'aaru hithavaru ninage ee moovaroLage' to vote,1
Sleepovers Over  So Gutted,0
Found A R RAhman on Twitter.  Wish Irfan Pathan also tweeted. <3,1
why are applications so strenuous?,0
Nicest Thing By Kate Nash......... ima choreograph a solo to this,0
@ArtOfCarbo Surely you knew this before hand? A good book or a hand held has to be essential. Just no PSPs unless you have a charger.,0
And I hate how difficult it is for me to buy any of her stuff now... same goes to Mel Keegan... I never thought I will be this childish,0
the pumpkin king.,1
had a great time at spoons last night,1
@Nelia23 dear~ gtg.. i'm exhausted.. talk to u later k.. muah2~,1
@RoboSteel thanks for the rec!,1
Watching WALL-E and wishing I was at opgrad  but I'm a junior :O,0
@George19 I know. It's bittersweet,0
I'm gonna do my hair later. I guess we are going out to eat today. Fine with me,1
@GirlSixx WOW. That must be bad.  What sucks about it?,0
@brookeshared I thought u hated ur dad Brooke,0
lying in the sunshine,1
@jmliss kind of lol now I just need to write my blog. I'm having serious lazys tonight,1
"@arylwren Haha yes ma'am   locofest was today, i'm with the band.",1
@nicksantino ..ngl i'd take you over rpatts anyday,1
Chee I Miss U  I Need You ! He's so important for me . .,0
"staying at home with my baby girl again.  Still not feeling well, or really wants to watch cartoons, not sure which.",1
had quite the day.   got my sunglasses!,1
"@Geeklawyer Ah, you're starting at a classic venue  #brightonpissup2",1
"hahaha, had to laugh about @markhoppus last two twitters. "omg, he's actually a vampire from twilight!" haha, can't stop laughing",1
Sitin In Matthew's. He Stole My Phone. Bitch,0
"is watching the office season 3, and about to watch russel brand",1
"@mekkanikal hehe, damn, was supposed to straight to the pool and get enrolled, didnt get a doc to certify me and was busy thru the week!",0
@chrisinfante hmmm.. you're  weirdddddd.. but i love you  /7117/,1
Martha Stewart is gardening today.  I'm wicked jealous,0
randy orten champian of the wwe is pretty sexayyy,1
Wohoooo! Wilco is coming to Pukkelpop?? Do you think I can invite them for a good coffee at my house  ?,1
"@MiniMcBooom I didn't make it to the party because my pants dem was too tight, and i couldn't walk to deh bus stop",0
"@mileycyrus hey i would defernatly take you up for that Prom offer  if not then hope you get to go to prom, in aussie we call it a "Deb"",1
8 in the us is 1 am in uk that maen i can tweet till 1 am,1
Another potential clients. Alhamdulillah,1
"@suehuskins been following everything, so sad",0
@Meg92 i wont be on tommorow night  i am doing thr relay for life,0
@CoachConfidence Talking a breath to allow the audience to do the same - especially for those of us with Scottish accents,1
"off sick today, I'm never ill   I have to be better tomorrow, going to see The Script @ Shepherd's Bush Empire",0
Thundering  btw Rain+White Top+Orange Bra = Pervy men,0
"@Zanderbooks LOL!! I doubt there's a place in my little town for free donuts, but DH warned me not to bring donuts home from my P.O. run",1
"@BayShoreCC in the am, work  .....then tomorrow night @DaneCook new stand up act at 10pm can't wait",0
"@taylor_blue LMFAO, I LOVE that you went there.  Did you see the episode?! How did you like it?",1
"ugh, can't find my favorite outfit.",0
Mother's Day - cherrylolita: That�s not true. My bad - I didn�t check it  Thank you  http://tumblr.com/xxv1qz4ge,1
"Trapped on Elizabeth St in a downpour, want to be home where it's warm and dry",0
Can't stand it when people ignore me! It is no fun!,0
@Linith Hope you're feeling ok!! At least it's a rainy day and you aren't really missing anything outside,1
lots of major "buffering" issue with #140conf. Really wishing I was there in person,0
Winter Festival - ice skating has sold out...   http://www.nextsevendays.com.au,0
Yeah I played outside and it was with people half my age and my brother who knew 17 year olds liked to play ManHunt??  Good timess xx,1
"Fuck Apple. My phone was bugging out so I restored it, and now all my cracked IPAs won't sync",0
"@1capplegate have u been to the white marble altar not far from the Colosseum? If u go, climb all the way up..the view is breathtaking!",1
why does modem broadband have content lock a cant get on 2 youtube or bebo,0
My wish came true!  see u,1
"peeps.... KO NIGHT will be held today at SMU  wuhuu today a tough battle will be going on, come and watch for free",1
@beth1961 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
"@janedoughh haha.. what? i thought hyphy's dead now? lmao! naw, i'm going to a free show.  you know me, i can't say no to free things. lol",1
in bed wid a bad cold,0
"@elo_dit Hehehe, would it be weird if I said that I wanted to see it b/c Paula did?",1
@JohnRaymond4 Both,1
just got Home from school!  it was fun ) oh btw its a music school.,1
@Tidusu I want to go to the zoo.  *cries*,0
James's beagle is so cute  I want one.,0
Woke up sick to my  stomach. Called in to work I felt so craptastic. Feel green just moving.,0
sad the weekend is almost over,0
@bobbyvoicu don't junx it! yo am pus pariu ca o sa castige Romania,1
tweet stats are down,0
@Grooveecar Just unfollowed you by mistake! Oooops! Note to self: must update old TweetDeck on laptop!,1
asks Does anyone have philo 103? Code and schedule pls!  http://plurk.com/p/119izz,1
dissapointed. hmv still dont have any los campesinos.  iv been waiting about a year now...,0
@Mikotoke have fun with it--it's chaper than burning TS scrolls,1
does not want to go to school tomorrow  but is excited to see the lakers play tomorrow !!,0
"Aaarh, I shouldn't read all your sexy tweets and look at your sexy pictures, twitter ladies, now I'm all throbby and anxious. And alone.",0
"i am home now. hehe mates are fucking awesome, 4 sleeps til prom hehe cant wait  xxx",1
@The_Rikki_Belle haha!!! Mall again!!!,1
there is only one man in my mind,1
has left way too much work to do... but at least Ive got an inset day to do it in,1
...and she has just gone. I officially hate the end of the University year! It's taking all of my friends away from me!,0
i wanna talk to the camera  i'll wait for you oratory!!! lol PS: chilitooooo te amoroooo!!! se viene con bolivia el miércoles!! eaeaeaea,0
"@agentnoir @birdiee thank you so much, lovelies! I'm excited to be back- how i've missed all of my twitter friends!",1
@kara_sutra what is your next youtube video gonna be about? I love your videos!,1
@Pepsimo lol oh not always..i wish!,1
@imbize very sorry to hear about your grandma.,0
follow mee  AT ?STANBUL 8'CLOCK D?NNER,1
"My body definitely isn't handling this stress very well. It hasn't kept down any food I've eaten tonight  ughh, headache. Going to sleep.",0
@YoungQ thanks for being such a sweetheart,1
@jordanknight is hitler? mahasha,1
go shawty itz yo birthdayyy. dassss meee.,1
"Somewhere between April and today, I lost my Self. Where am I?!  http://myloc.me/5htR",0
@CatherineHaines I figure I'll find out soon enough,1
is very very very glad we're back on track   ! The best day out yesterday xxxxxxxxxxx,1
@robmichaels1 You know that you love me!! Shit when we are on tour you know we will get sick of it!!!,1
@DonnieWahlberg Why can't there be Waffle houses here in So. Cali,0
@tonetskidoodles whats cool about that? hahaha its bad. remember we love god. hahaha,1
@Kevin_AnR_Shine twitterholic! lol need a birthday bash ticket u got an extra one?btw still haven't gotten a response to my email from u,0
@joshthomas87 put your credit card inbetween the door!! Unless the door completely goes against that method  good luck though.,0
"If I ever have kids, I swear I'm gonna start them in track & field when they're 5. My mom had me in bball, vball, soccer, tennis, etc",0
ok....tooo tired!!! lol. goin to bed...goodnite my tweet peepz,1
"@NotFrankIero  me too.  I don't have them often, in fact it's been a LONG time since I had one.",0
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was freaken amazing !! Now hittin up Starbucks babbbbyyy,1
... the shoes I wanted weren't in my size... and even online they don't have them in my size,0
@thenewbnb aww!  but the deconstruction is way more fun when you brain is bouncing off walls going OMFG!OMFG!!OMFG!!! awesome in a bottle.,1
"Sun, heat, job  When i will have my holiday people ! It`s only monday, but i`m already waiting for the weekend!",0
@j3nna dude! people liked our toques. hahaha ) love it. COOKIE MUST SEE IT.,1
@GuiltTripper .. replay the entire day. And tell your brother I say hi,1
having a pretty crappy day.,0
"Productive Day!! Had a haircut, bought a smootie maker and had lunch with the girlfriend. Time to relax",1
need hugs,0
My eyes are closing. I am sleepy,0
hangover clearing,1
listening wake up america; and others @mileycyrus songs,1
"My ankle is killin' me. I hope it's not broken. No swelling, can move it in all directions, but hurts! Methinks I won't be ridin' today",0
"@maxinelozada yeah! actually, its early pa nga. before haggard talaga til 4am ako dito. ngayon, paumaga na lang since its raining.",1
i really love the love lab stage in rhythm heaven  so adorable!,1
Just spent the last 15min or so sourcing out album art for my songs. @.@ srsly.. gotta find a better way to spend time,0
What a brilliant night! Andrew hoyes cut sick and our next Gen leaders are going to a whole notha level  God is mega good!,1
another terrible night of sleep,0
@adityarao310 working nowhere  enjoying time at home for a month. work starts from july 1st.,1
just relaxing!,1
"@The4Crows don't think my hubby will let me join the party tonight, he wants to watch a movie...",0
@jamgelua recharge ur phone baby,1
@Yes2Carrots SO SO SO difficult. You have no idea,0
I feel out of placed,0
I hope my Jordan cd comes soon!! I am trying to be patient but I just can't wait to have it,1
@mitchelmusso Hey good luck up there MItchel,1
@TomboyTigress  you told me you LIKED my marshmallow fish. *runs off crying*,0
@wstmjonathan jonathan! I think you should.come back and see me...  now.,1
@mattb09 I bet he's pleased hahha whilst I'm lying on my deathbed euch,0
This is a status update to twitter from ICE  Timestamp: Mon Jun 15 11:51:16 CEST 2009,1
"@MissElyon i got blocked by @Mcpattz,what did i do!",0
@Jaelardiz aww its k. I saw ure other pix on fb. Ure mommy did look soo calm! Cuute.,1
@Kaizerinc Yessir  We definitely gotta have another late night jam session some time soon!,1
finally home from everything. tired,0
@2throwedclikk Will do,1
"yay it does! I LOOOOOVE the possibilities internet offers us daily^^. All those back doors, love them dearly",1
@christineA772  Clean Me!,0
@eeshkapeesh oh. :/ well... Crap. My sympathetic ear is lame again.,0
"Cya later, might update u later on before i go to the cinema if i have time, if i dont, i will tweat you tomorow! school tomoro  x",0
Getting reading scores together on several students...,1
@gracechareas hhhhahah nice grace!!! i want 2 go 2 bed but the fan heater thing is really good and i gotta turn it off when i go 2 bed,0
at home  doing homework nO,0
@Jayme1988 really? i can tell... cos you just swore...,1
has to many emails to write,0
@marodi I don't know. I just cannot listen to Trent now without thinking of him being with Mariqueen. It turns me off,0
Good thing about left overs? You don't have to make an effort with the dinner. *goes off to re-heat some pizza*,1
I am really looking forward to having a "date" night with my absolutely beautiful wife!  Love you babe!,1
@trniii just not feeling very creative I guess.... but I just ate some cheerios and feel  better,1
I shouldnt have come into work today. Everything is kicking in again,0
"My sexy vintage silver tea infuser deal fell through, so instead I bought this crappy Harry Potter tea infuser that's shaped like a frog.",0
Just pulled a @MikeyWay and stuck a fork in the toaster. My poptart almost got stuck,0
argghhhhh everything going wrong and nothing working,0
@tdenisem01  put them out there and let the world see them,1
@Art_News  #followart early bird artists are a different breed...  but artists nonetheless....,1
i´m sad my cat...he is died,0
@NickkkJonasss I am so excited about yalls show on Saturday in Dallas!! Me and my sisters cannot wait!! Hope you have a great week!,1
Need coffee! So tired today. Couldn't sleep tonight,0
@missvirtue yt i cant move,0
"what a fine, fine day! gonna go see "up" today with the little kiddos. little as in they are 17 and 19",1
"@LuvinDanny4Ever Why thank you, my baby is still sleeping. Unfortunately I couldn't sleep more than 3 hours",0
@carolbank,0
Misses @MissBruiser.  For serious.,0
"Rainy day in Calgary, we are getting snow over the weekend",0
@Wossy  When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea!  I know exactly what he meant,1
@xoalysajonas12 no  i thought she would because i commented right after but she didnt.,0
Stuck at work....gonna do inventory  hope itll be fun all the way thru 3am.,0
@LexiJ25 dont laugh im raising him and i sware i feel like i let my mama down  idk what to do tho,0
"Just had some caffeine free tea and it tasted just like regular tea, and there was me thinking the caffeine was the tastiest part",0
"I had a Chicago dog after the bar hop last night...sadly disappointed. Danger Dog's the standard. If Hot Doug's doesn't live up, I'll be",0
"HOLY ****, shocking news, truely at a loss for words",0
"@itsonlywords My BF had a cancer scan since he had cancer before, and this one the Dr says he needs to see him ASAP. Probably not good",0
work/pool/reading.. it's gonna be a great day,1
@peterfacinelli Deaqon: Is this bedtime? Did I ask for a story?  I like this quote!,1
"Nick just brought me beer. Oh yeah, *that's* why I keep him.",1
my feet are throbbing,0
@spainified LMAO WHAT no i'm watching the movie once upon a time in mexico with @entombed,0
Churchhh... Which means hiding out if kks there  and sleeping during it if not!,1
Missing @corublo,0
"@MissxMarisa there's bella terra, timberlake, &big horn. either way you'll be closer to me hahaha",1
sitting with my partner @hennyb Dir of @ahamedia   he has brandy and chilled strawberries for us to celebrate our work #vdw09,1
Omg beinqq PAMPERED ; katy doinn ma toess  lmao I got it like dat haha,1
No 3-pointer for Rudy tonight.,0
Did it get hot -OR WHAT?? Love to run early evening but tonight...a little tough! No evening "cool down". Or am I just a wimp?,0
@foochpro Yer I'll definitely tune in sometime when my internet starts behaving lolz  How waz ur weekend???,1
Freshman year... Check!,1
"@bakingblog Good! - nerd sadness is not allowed,",1
@tincanorange Hope it's been good.,1
My bff is suppose to write in this for me.. but he never does  ILY<33333,0
Oh my Goodness!!!!! Twilight cleaned up at the MTV Movie awards!!!!! Lame! I wouldn't say it was as good as the books by far!!,1
@hannahlewlewlew why did I not see this until 2:43 in the morning?!?! that sounds like the most ridiculous awesome and crazy thing ever,1
@LaToriana you look fantastic!  It's a great article and you deserve it!!  Enjoy it,1
has nommed but can nom a whole lot more,0
Hope you are all having a great Sunday  It has been a fabulous one for me!,1
idk what to wear,0
@carolimec i know  ...my mom just told me that i have the 2nd SAT saturday morning!! :S ughh..but we can do something later @ night!<3 ;D,0
"@tokimonsta  next time, well test it! and ill break you off properly!",1
waiting for 5pm to go for a drink with ones out of work because Belinda leaving today  at least the sun is shining for her!,0
ONE exam left...cant wait for tomorrow 4pm  now to get back to my studies =(,1
@tonychester Gahhh! No you sent me to MSNBC,0
Congrads @mileycyrus Im a huge fan and i think you are so amazing! I really see u as just a normal teenager with big dreams! Keep rockin!,1
AWWWW!! Ed McMahon died today,0
@justPeanutty I'm jealous! I've never been to Disney World!,0
Sorry I've been a bit quiet lately. Haven't been feeling myself...,0
"visited the newly opened mall on changshou rd/shaanxi rd. clean & super nice, lots of 1st day presents, still have big sizes. 5 stars!",1
"Glasgow on Friday, catch up with JoJoBeannnnn",1
"@LadyHotchKiss Ok, let me know if you need any help.",1
@bizychic cool...it's crazy over there isn't it,0
"@arzie praying mantids are fascinating creatures. scary and awesome at the same time, and great to photograph.",1
Off to the pool!,1
Shaheen jafargoli was a really good singer tonight he deserves to go far (:  gonna miss the show  xx,0
Somehow the evite to the #phillymoms launch went to my old email. Just got it. No party for me tonight. Too late to get a sitter @svmoms,0
"@laure_f nope, we just resumed school",0
at my cousin's house,1
"I don't have any friends on Twitter  Well, time for plan B... FACEBOOK!",0
Get 3.4oz Usher Perfume/Cologne for Only $24.99 (Reg $55.00) with Free S/H Offer & 30 Day Money Back Guarantee  http://ow.ly/adHu,1
bought her jacket and is chuffed to bits,1
@megherman I'm sorry to hear that,0
@WirelessWoman yes but 75% are on the wrong wireless plan,1
@HollyMarieMing thought you didn't have a blade! Where's the honesty,0
@Littlebird3107 Can't imagine guinea pigs being angry but will take your word. Sounds like they rule the household,1
"@mccato Haven't been to CR since '92. Snorkeled in the aquarium last year, so this year we're nostalgic & will enjoy from the other side.",1
"@amandamcfly england isn't as good as it sounds; yeah we have mcfly, but it never stops raining!",0
@FreshPlastic wait for N97,1
i just had a dream that edward cullen was in love with me. and then i woke up in the middle of it  hahah pathetic,0
just came back from exam  it was hard for me  cant wait for tonight to begin!! woohoo finally fridayy,0
Had a CRAZYYY night ! Special shout out to my girl J.I. Aka the Goddamn BOSS,1
"@tomharle Gee, thanks  I hope it's not true!",1
@Beautifully507 noooo...dnt like traffic,0
"@TinaFey lol!!!!  hmmmm if shes goes for wax on the eyebrows ,maybe she could get a brazilian too, you know kill 2 birds ,with one stone.",1
@paulcupboard  my too.. U watching midnight @ the museum?,1
Just got back from the Firing Range. Ate me a sammich... Now I'm Chillin waiting for the Pool and New Family Guy!,1
back to the town! yesssirr.,1
the weather is being good 2 me lol ......2morrow its gonna rain,0
@MimRyan sounds brilliant! Pics on fb?? Or still no camera? Don't think me and mum are going to get over in aug now  x,0
@mileycyrus music & all of your songs. thank you miley for just being miley  <3,1
@pcdnicole Ni-ni please don't leave me,0
"@extralife  the hand in the image of your new Appslappy podcast has only 3 fingers, poor guy",0
i want applebees! and felicias a whore and is already there,0
"@selenagomez hi! hope you could reply, it would really make me feel great & so happy..God Bless.. hope ur not annoyed by me.",1
"@la_moda Otherwise, i'll use my cooking skills to conjure up a nice, knuckle sandwich.",1
"@Cause4Conceit its wet outside so if I walk to come get u, put u on my back we might slip on the way here!  DRIVE HERE say FUCK IT!",0
I haven't gamed in months but got excited for E3 today. I'm still a geek at heart,1
@Artytypes No - I won't say what I was gonna say - morning,1
getting fed up of shoe shopping and beginning to think there isn't such a thing as a perfect pair of shoes to go with my best man's dress,0
@nscaletti i concur!  i haven't read ulysses though.    but i adore "the dead.",0
@lornaparsons my brain reads BPN as BNP,0
"Decided that I'm going to start Okami, was hoping to give it a go tonight but 4 day headache is still lingering around.",0
awww susan boyle didn't win britian's got talent,0
"@OhSweetNibblets sana, i am soo scared its something to do with my dad",0
i've taken up coffee!,1
"Nvm, I'm seeing Wolverine again",0
@koltregaskes FriendFeed? Something else to look into!? Just having a look at Seesmic Desktop,1
Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry guys just had to let that out,0
Shit! I've run out of magnolia milk  And i've eaten my last packet of oreo biscuit. Sucky!,0
i need free money.! i need more than what i can pay for.,0
http://twitpic.com/6dgp4 - i wish i was here. i really miss CPA and the people especially @abbye_myers,0
Allergies i hate you  and you dont help anything especially when i have three trees in my backyard with flowers on them,0
lol  this is really really really boring...,1
@missladybitch but there are 6 cakes there,0
"i was hiding under your porch because i love you!",1
@carrieberriex3 That if I got it today it would be almost $500,0
@bevysmith thxs for joining the #ilove movement!,1
"getting off of twitter, i am starting to spell words wrong on websites goodnight.",1
"Can't wait for Monday, but I still wish I were actually there.",0
@herbadmother it's really hard for them isn't it?  We've all been there.  I hate it when mine get left out too.,0
@AmazingPhil lol phil u shuld b sry i miss ur vids,0
I wish I was hanging with hasan and aj,0
I am super incredibly bored right now. Even the usual things aren't really amusing to me right now,0
@ricklondon hey rick not to burst your bubble..flan is flat like a tart not in a bowl    but the pun.... outstanding LOL,1
Eating some amazing mothers day cheesecake. Then off to slave on my biology project.  such a fun saturday. Not.,0
@alex91AAM Haha I've seen the CRUSH ver. Seen that dy? It's pretty cool. heh,1
"my mom gave me a bath, but if you ask me, it was completely unnecessary",1
"Cuddled up with a napping toddler (sshhh!). No movie for me today, after all-too much to do.  Looks like we are joining a gym-bye Wii Fit",0
@TimeOutMom Well you did a wonderful job   Looking forward to those new pics!,1
@SabriaMichele your a very attractive young lady. I sure it will be ez breezy. So turn dat  2 a  and make it happen. I believe n u,0
*sigh..* today just keeps getting worse.,0
"@JanPolet Lunch at Jan Polet is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get...",1
@MissBridge So jealous of @Leighdav right now. ***Pouting***,0
@bibs4drips Boreeeddd? Nahhhh. Okay maybe a little. Eating dinner,1
@SnowgooseSA - what happend to your blog,0
"@Angusislame goooooooooooood i was actually quite impressed like at myself actuaaly, i managed to cope with half an hour",1
family guy sucks tonight,0
"Grrrrr......4got to save a movie PLUS computer crashed, so my REALLY AWESOME video is gone.... :'(",0
I lost domo's armband  (and its freaken hot at grad practice T.T),0
@weetabix h�h� ok,1
"Dane Cook!!! Hes is town tonight and im stuck at home watching him on Comedy Central,oh well its cool!",1
@Jamie_127 yes and not sure,1
Fighting with grass & weeds in my flower bed..... I am about to give up & let them win...,0
I justhad a 45 minute power nap,1
Meimor of an Imperfect Angel is such a hard concept,0
"@paigekaitlin@rebview life sucks, I hate work and not having money",0
"i wounder if ill be able to twitter tomorrow, i know ill have heaps of pics to put up after",1
@DaleSpoonemore That's too cute,1
is ill my stomach hurts so does my head and my throat and its only 6 days till my birthday i hope i get better soon,1
@gazedd That for the suggestions - but neither option work overseas  I think we might have it sussed now,0
finally turned on the Q...made me some tandoori chicken,1
should be watching the keynote but elluminate won't launch  i love technology! #iblc09,0
@PrincessAngel76 I'm okay physically. At least I don't hurt anyone with my stupidity. But I'm really down about it. I feel like crap.,0
my sister is talking to her self. I HATE THIS UNIFORM!! I look like a navy blue blob.,0
"Not a swoosh of wind or a droplet of rain can stop me from... Yeah, @getzhie. Haha Good! Give me an hour.  am preparing now.",1
I miss having someone to talk to every night,0
"@Irish1974 Yeah, it's good.  Just startled me.",1
"Oh, and my whole body hurts. I rode the bull at Saddle Ranch last night",0
They were all sold out in my size!  No new shoes.,0
yesterday evening was a party time  i'm sooo tired now,1
@McDayDreamer ohh that's crappy,0
@tn_femme lol!!! shut up,1
Sheraton West Des Moines was very disappointing to me. They don't enforce their own policies very well. I'm leaving 1 day early,0
Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great  scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb,1
@Shoord and still i'm gonna be homeless after 2 months  Cant I live in the attic?,0
is bummed that he won't be able to go to San Francisco for his birthday next month...,0
@hello_jodie Twittering and working on my paper for my advanced micro econ class.,0
"If you ask me whether am I scared now, I would answer you honestly that yes I am. Two papers in eight hours, with just 150 minutes apart.",0
@rodica Great article! The section on "gallows humor" feels strangely familiar.,1
Came back from church.... now i have a afternoon hockey game! Hope we win!! lost 3 games in a row. Not Happy,0
"@RealAdamLambert I SAW YOU ALL OVER THE NEWS!! I wanted to meet you but, we didn't know where you were scheduled to be. Now, I know! ;p",0
Hallelujah = the one word that is the same in every language,1
@jimmyfallon you and justin long should probably do a movie together... hilarious,1
going to the buffet with the sis & momz ... shud be funn,1
@DanteSephiroth  You're truly missing out.,0
My family is traveling to Machala city... I'm alone at home,0
Molly woke me up.,0
@fabiocatena http://twitpic.com/7pbcd - Lindsay is too skinny  where are her boobs???,0
So I was super stoked to get an email from Apple saying my iPhone shipped!!! Then I tracked it to find out it shipped from China!,0
"ahhhhh, dont feel good.  outside...run/jog-ing...?yeah. kay.",0
Ever Feel Like God Is A Kid With A Magnifier On An Ant Hill? Im Starting To Think So...,0
"@SteveGodbold The more is can swear the funnier they are. Alas, recorded sessions you can't swear",0
Working out at the sport's club  finallllllllly able to drive after 3 long months of having my license with NO insurance! YESSSSSSS,1
@BeckiBizarre awww...sorry to heard that,0
Talking with programmers from india and eating some traditional food. Nice and sipcy,1
I am now officially scooter-less   I'm already looking forward to the day I get another one...,0
@TimEssary  we love you too Tim. How was your day?,1
@Paisano You're too complex for any of us to figure out,1
People who arent scared of noises will think im stupid..but its just like being scared of spiders..but worse; you cant avoid them,0
@charisity my friend  lol,1
http://twitpic.com/7j7ri - Good thing I left my Aokis at home. Raining again. Boo.,0
i'm so bored  i think i'm gonna read and it's 2:41 AM but who cares it's FRIDAY <3,0
@ka_ka_kayla wellll hmmm you can stillwear them to the dentist! lol i dont want to look stupid,0
"never make a spanish omlette without peas, it ruins it",0
Forcing myself to sleep..thanks for following me tweetz!! X0x0 hasta ma�ana!,1
@ZacharyQuinto that was almost as cool as steve-o  you're neck on neck,1
@kr_sten No clue -- this is like the perfect end to a really bad day though.,0
"... but i wont regret, cause you can grow flowers from where dirt use to be!!!",1
It is Friday and I am not even excited,0
"Staying up all night coloring, and watching movies  ...sweet.",1
@nemesis09 LOL true! I won´t argue with that!,1
"@DowneyisDOWNEY Hey I like RDJ but he hasn't said anything smart lately, has he? At least not to me & I have a weakness for smart boys so",1
Didn't wanna get out me bed this morning  money wasted on a taxi...,0
is home.  http://plurk.com/p/xu5ts,1
Woke up to really good news: a Twitterena update!! Woohoo!,1
"I'm going to fall asleep again, I can feel it! By golly I'm sooo tired this week",0
going to a wake.,0
bed dude... unsucessful on finding music and choreography...,0
"@rogersanchez also check out @mc_frontalot, @mc_lars, @markschaffer, Optimus Rhyme, and Wordburglar",1
had a great weekend! would love to have off today though - oh well!,1
Went to 3 of NYC's supposed best donut shops this morning. I was let down by all 3.,0
it's a lovely day in Detroit  makes me wish I had film.,1
"@jiipee ...synonyms: palaver, workshop, conference, training. A meeting by any other name still wastes time all the same",1
Interview nerves kicking in,0
- I am sitting in the bathtub just chillin with Sarah and Ashley  <3,1
http://twitpic.com/4h73u - This is me checking on my senior's cellphone. Taken by Zehan.,1
making some chicken cheese spinach manicotti,1
@Mikavictoria come take a nap with me. I'm home alone,0
"@mooseymoose29 Well he used to have 2 discount cards and let me have the spare, but he lost his so I lost mine to him",0
@QnSlipstream Hey! Dearie! Are u taking good care of ur Joan Jet? Hope we go some nice place soon? Thanx 4 Am!,1
"@tokikot Wow! I must say, I'm impressed.",1
"@FenstarDeLuxe: You poor thing.  Not sure if a hot water bottle helps, but I hope you've got one to verge on SOME semblance of comfort.",0
i think cityhall was really sad today,0
"just put some dye in my hair. will see some results shortly.  just trying to get the black out, probably wont see too much difference tho",0
"@iburlak it's still a little chilly for me right now, but by mid-June the water really warms up, it's like bathwater...pretty amazing!!",1
watch this...  http://bit.ly/cZ9k7  ok now. who wants to make out?,1
@dylarosli thnx for such compliment.,1
@mileycyrus I'ts kinda bummer here at indonesia coz the MTV music Awards haven't been premiered yet here >.< what a bummer,0
def. i have no studio so ur jus gunna get the lyrics [shrug]  @ExoticBella_,1
"@hhcv "KEVIN Rudd's recent outbursts have wiped the gloss from his leadership, with voters starting to doubt him, new figures show. "",1
Just had an argument with bellis over the spelling of his name. going for lunch but it's raining down hard.,0
@thehubbo isn't going to be home until the wee hours of the night tonight...sounds like the perfect excuse to catch up on my yahoo games.,1
@JeunesseB Hoooooii Mam Happy Birthday!!  Love You!,1
"@tommcfly @dougiemcfly broken little toe? vai the doctor! Hoje voc� vai na 89FM, quero v�-lo atrav�s da Internet. got to see it",0
Happy Birthday my dearest Noelle Renee! Daddy loves you as far as the galaxy,1
eating a sandwich. can't wait till i can buy my iphone,1
Sleepy+Hungry= CRANKY Pam. Leave me alone @urbaninformer b4 I cut u.,0
"Thirsty, but I can't me arsed to go down & get a drink, looks like it's the bathroom tap for me",0
gah! didn't realize my meeting was from 9-12,0
Beauty is pain!! Lol,0
"@lucasgrabeel13 of course! but i bet us Brits are not allowed  either way, can't wait to watch it!",0
"I hate this weather, it's raining all the time even it's summer",0
Being a lazybone and reading all these magazines dad brought home. Working at 5  Boo!,0
new school 2mozzzzzzz ......im not nervous thnk goodness and the soothing tunes of delta goodrem's ..*brave face*  ily D xox,1
@PrinceSammie Amen!! I love your religious tweets!!,1
Mrs.Bates left,0
I Have a Headache ..ughh,0
""Whisper n my ear, say Im the shhh..ahhh" --> & another @ElectrikRed Song: Devotion",1
@blak4ever retweet lol it copies what someone says to you so you can repost it for other people to see,1
Last night was a fail,0
Gots to find new article.,0
this flat hunting malarky is rubbish,0
@mitchelmusso less than a month to your birthday!,1
"Mmm, bought some Santa Cruz Organic Limeade yesterday. Its awesome",1
@reneeporsia @joonieb ...And we all shine on,1
is enjoy a cup of berry tea in the afternoon...so much fun today...especially with victor around...what a funny dog he is...,1
I'm ready earlyy today  lovve,1
"Thanks @KaitlinKullen and @chadikus for tonight. To bad I have to sleep now...Sleeping leads to dreams, whichs leads to false hope...  FML",0
@AimeeWard good morning to you too.,1
@JonathanRKnight how cool that you're all together! What picnic and why wasn't I invited? Is that part of the 5*? Bu I'm not getting one,0
@marleyhe7 i hope your okay!! im sorry dear,0
@peterfacinelli lifes not fair  i dont get showtime on my tv. no nurse jackie tonight. do they have the episodes online?,0
can't get it to download  #OS 3,0
Just saw a bunch of OLs in the hallway...makes me miss it!!,0
"@MarcusWa To be honest, I can't remember a thing about the movie. I was too preoccupied with the impossibly perfect lead actor",0
@kiannahroolz i would but it's too late now! i would've had to have submitted it hours ago. sorry,0
lol grossssss! your brother is freeking adorable thooo.,1
just got back from volunteering...rebuilding worcester. Painted rooms in a soon to be transitional shelter for Veterans.    So tired.,1
@vintageozarks Lovely. (Slightly jealous      ),1
"@suzytweet i meantt that finalss week will be over sooonnn. Not life, that would be sad",0
Cast your vote for the teen choice awards  http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/webdev/index.php,1
@TimScribbles  Well it's nothing against you. Just the ruggie wasn't the best idea you've had.,0
"@lovingyouiseasy No problem. When I told people I was going to seminary, many thought that meant I was becoming a nun.",1
is all on her lonesome tonight!!  Being a domestic goddess will help time pass . . . i think :-S,0
@DanDraney  I would honestly rather that you are there anyway.  Tell me you will be home next Monday.  You can imagine that I've fallen a,1
Watching conan o brien with cusins I want to go see conan,0
"Yeah, my new Wii is really cool, I'm already sweaty ;-) But I have to go to handball training now... What a pity!",0
i made a new account for English!!,1
"@WaDuRosario No really, I looked it up and it is a form of type   i wonder what it is in japanese,",1
@LoyalTLuxe we are,0
@Polishedposh where are you tweeter? First Friday night were not going to horse races,0
going to sleep. tired of waiting for the results from the contest,0
Everyone liked my report on the recording industry...I can't wait to be part of it.,1
@Munblowsky  UFFFFFFF Y NEVER WRITE,0
@Darkartist yes but it isn't starbucks,1
@kennedymaine  youre really ridiculously good looking. HEeeeeey,1
school in the morning... ugh!!,0
What are you doing now? Do u miss me?,0
Stuck on the couch motionless as any movement makes the back pain a little more agonizing.  Not fun,0
Finally back in the US. I miss London,0
"@decryption I want to stay up and code, but I have to go to bed  This whole 9-5 thing sucks",0
i have done my time on Maple Drive... officially onto my weekend now  woot !!,1
just got depressed because i am not going to the jb world tour,0
"@tuxv cool  , hope u tweet about it.",1
Shit i forgot my phone cant make calls. so im stuck waiting outside of my work till someone opens the door,0
"@Kynp06 , i wasnt near my phonneee  but you could have called my house lol",0
@lokison Cool. You're the best.,1
@SexyTellMe im sorry  whats going wrong?,0
Chillin in the break room waiting for 10:30 to come...anyone wanna come visit me? I miss my notebook,0
i feel a bit crazy   mileycyrus why are you sad?,1
i seriously might have a sleep disorder...i haven't fallen asleep before 3am since forever and i wake up almost every hour after that,0
*sigh* dan young doesn't remember me...,0
@jrdnpl ive seen them twice  March and then like 2 weeks later in April to see if they remembered me. haha,1
@tauerperfumes great sneak preview. me like much,1
"@missyjule Seen it toooo many times! It's one of my fav Tarantino films, love all that Asian cinema stuff. You're about 3/4 through",1
I shall leave now  Will be back later. Might tweet from Sister's Blackberry but I'm crap at using it. I'll decide :p Laterss x,1
*Sigh* The Macbook just flashed me its 'warning low battery' message. Soon I shall be gone. For 3-5 days until new cord arrives.,0
I am trying to remember my twitter account info,0
@hollytravels About 10 boxes...closet and BR are wiped clean  Now more odds and ends. Thx for the checkup! Boo moving but yay traveling,1
"@limyh Owww, sorry to hear about busting the bandwidth cap. Streamyx will use every ounce of it's breath to make life as hellish for you",0
@karolltatis Hun can u send me a link to ur 30stm playlist? I lost it  plsssssss???,0
Back @ the mondrian. GREAT meetings 2day. Just ate & kinda have a tummyache.  poo,0
OMG! i don't want to work today,0
@MihaiDragan wow! nu stiam ca citesti amdoar18ani.ro,1
just made a youtube video heh  http://bit.ly/Iyqb3,1
"@divafern Aw, man! I hate it when that happens.",0
"@tedmurphy Well, the only thing that should be on eggs is salt & pepper.",1
@GeekySneaks it drags a bit at times doesn't it? but the last half is really touching. so so sad. glad you liked. tis one of my faves,1
It's my last day at Focal Radio,0
has a thorn stuck in her finger,0
@DarrenRuane have a great holiday in trhat case.  Are you off anywhere nice?,1
@keylynn I would but that costs cashmonies in gas,0
@tonicate10 Darn,0
@sally_anne85 @CinnamonCloud you 2 are very interesting... in a good way..,1
Sliced my finger,0
alright well since i clearly don't care about school anymore and i'm not gunna study i'm going to bed. gnight!,1
@AfricanABC if only I could blame drink... last night was all me   - Maybe a drink now will help though...,0
6) Water can actually taste good sans flavoring,1
@verso i know! i suck! need to stop surfing the web late at night for recipes. came across gingerbread...,0
Welcome any suggestions about how to better phrase this blog about seeking contracts. Thanks.  http://tinyurl.com/pqrpdo,1
@Moonflowerchild tunnocks hammock-word  x,1
Multi-threading this is hard.,0
My financial situation is considerably depressing. *sighs* I need a job. If only people were actually HIRING.,0
I'm chatting whit my friends,1
I just found out that Farrah Fawcett has passed away after her long battle with cancer. God bless her family!,0
@EvilChick Am guessing I'm too late and it's now an ex-brownie   But it did look pretty tasty. Was it a Starbuck's branch in Border's? Yum,0
"hanging out with my baby, marie and my cousin today. going to the mall and other stuff. damn my life is kinda boring.",0
@KatieRose393 like... A bunch of the buttons.,0
@HaylieDuff already,1
conan funny but i still miss jay,0
Dammit I wanna see my MD friends,0
"@HateOClock Yeah ima be in NY 2nd week in Jan, Ill let u kno what clubs ima playin there we'll link and party",1
Holy shit my twitter wouldn't work for the last hour,0
"@DharmaTalks Hi David, I didn't realise it was you until I took a further look at your profile! How are you? Hope you're well",1
"Having lunch  while looking at some old pics my dad just found from the old boxes. Vaca pics, me wore the Airwalk sneakers & short hair!x)",1
bad headaches are bad,0
@theblast GAH! It sucks that I'm still seeding Season 1 now.,0
"@jpaulios Thanks! I actually did get the fb one first, which is probably unusual.",1
Hitting the books @library,1
Going to McDonalds with my mother & grandma for ice cream,1
waiting for my basketball game to start.,1
sage and brocolli hardened off and planted out now... nasturtiums and sunflowers stuck in all over the place too,1
@zinbene That's not the happy news I was hoping to hear,0
@Leezy_D i don't know how to work this thing!!  i want to tweet or twit or whatever but don't know how !!  help,0
"@alliewayfilms will do sir , will do",1
lol @abiruiz I wish it was a 41 point lead more like 21,1
UGH packing is so stressful  i feel like im forgetting something BIG. but i packed most of my things i need alreadyyy.... ugh,0
A slight drizzle giving hope of rain....but to no avail...the wait continues,0
"Back from a 2+ hour bath.  Got into almost scalding water, washed in barely tepid.  I love those kinds of baths.",1
Watching Kung Fu Panda on a Sunday morning... kind of enjoying myself,1
Leaving Sonia's  but had an awsome day! I miss bevtown <3,0
"Darnnn, I lost my headphonees, so I can't listen to musiccc on my phone without like blasting it",0
"hmm i gotta upload pictures TOMORROW, imma miss you OPO",0
laying in bed all day today again,1
@kezfromoz the real party starts next weekend  how are you?,1
@stayfg ill tell mr munoz to program your microwave to heat your popcorn the way you like it! yes?,1
@JoAnneJoyM you should take pictures and ask them "how did you get them to grow like that?" amazing "are they real or joke teeth?",1
extreeeeeeeeeme headache...,0
@ingridcamacho @archana Have a Safe Flight,1
"waiting for doctors clinic to open, cold has developed into something worse, feels like my lungs are being squeezed by barbed wire",0
@ellienfrommars ahah yeah   i would be like GIVE ME YOUR CANDIES!!,0
@kootoyoo What on earth? Oh dear. I hope she is much better now. We have just been through something similar with our eldest - not nice,0
"@endlessblush Yeah, that's why I should NEVER get a bigger pkt. The more I have the more I'll eat. No restraint i'm afraid",0
@zefamedia Didn't even get that far...,0
@ecastx0 amazing and wet,1
"Finished cutting, I'm now posting it to the wall! I'm so proud and I've always wanted a PARAMORE Poster so yeah",1
Mannn Buddy. Whyy did you have to go ?,0
@davehillman hanging in there,1
@joaovsantos Eli Stone is great. I wish it hadn't been canceled.,0
"Oh No, he's started again.    Could be worse, at least he does know how to play them.",0
At a party for my friend libby's graduation. Might have to left before she gets here,0
@hornyfurniture Yes because I didn't want them to access my twitter. It didn't sound that secure you know  So I made one myself,0
@HayleyNqahuia I'd be comfortable with Nessie,1
@CrunchyCarpets http://twitpic.com/6rtpp - Gorgeous! It's so sunny there! Out in the burbs it's totally overcast,0
"@rossanneg You are very welcome, Rossanne! Enjoy your Saturday.",1
@thenewbnb Mulitple fractures,1
@awatson88  my fault i know,0
Has another splitting headache,0
i love you so freakin' much! i just wanna kiss you all day long. cutie  sleepover this summer?! haa. ;),1
"On my way to work, cant be bothered",0
Has had an offer modelling for gay magazine  yess,1
@shaundiviney @bradiewebbstack @andyclemmensen all 3 of u guys are trendy a lot!!,1
i want to practice doing makeup on other people. just for fun,1
"Lord, Help me to live happily ever after one day at a time.  cant c stephen on our anniversary. Fk his parnts.",0
"Sin is the ruin and misery of the soul..." Writing a paper on Jonathan Edwards... It's almost 4am,0
hanging ou with my babies  i love my puppies!!!,1
@trent_reznor  1 year for me  congrats!,1
@DxTruettner SAD   My #1 cutie Brendan got blindsided BIG TIME.  Now I don't know who to root for.,0
WENT BACK TO MY OLD HOUSE TODAY. FIRST TIME IN YEARS,1
@McAdamBach oh Shane texted me about that yesterday! but i didnt reply! no im not gonna go! are youu? yay! twittering is cool! love you,1
"@kawaiiaya aww, sorry  neither does Dyson, but he was on the slide...hehe",0
what to do when your really bord?and finding it hard to get a new job  x,0
Damn my 2 year contract isn't up,0
i have seen the capter more badly and satly of all y am crynngg haha!!!,0
Now Playing:  "Imagine That" ... R. Kelly  (the WRONG song to be listening to. No booty to call,0
Pink Floyd updated for the Internet age: "Sign On You Crazy Diamond.",1
. . . there is none  guessed right,0
"@shoootgurl aha that's my life. Sometimes it gets annoying, just doing nothing all the time, but today, I'm okay with it",1
seated dancing happening in my cube. Moby's I Love to Move In Here is so appropriate..,1
@johnco LOL your grass needs cut,1
"@brandisco Yup, you've got me figured out... lol  And now, so does the rest of the world",1
@SandiMon oh no ..  ... no dreadmill for you this week.  Keep warm ..,0
got back from the cheesecake factory ~ not so good ~ hanging out at home with natasha yayy .  my fishes are dieing .. so sad cant help it,0
"Masses of washing up to do...  so as much as I want to wallow in my proudness, looks like I'm gonna have to go do it...!!",0
says the rain has finally reached bulacaaaan!  http://plurk.com/p/ozf0r,1
I had a miserable day at school. Allergies,0
I can't get the AC temp set perfectly it is either too hot or too cold.,0
@brokensadly aaah. that's sooo unfair. i don't want to wait until sunday.,0
"@Tomi_ chest and bi's was the go in prairewood tonight.. Mez & rosso tomorrow, kinda upset can't go gym",0
it seems summer is coming to an end...again,0
"More often than not, my slushies at sonic are all liquid, no slush.",0
@JordanLeanne I still want to hang out with your crazy ass.,1
"@xoMusicLoverxo No worries, I will. First chapter done! Woo! Haha.",1
It was so cute ah! LOL . I paid for my sister Jen because I'm nice LOL  she's going to PR 2morrow . Lucky,1
nooooo celebss come to calgary  hahaha so lamee !,0
@shyfx i know...  i feel bad... help me 'MOM'!!!,0
Sad @krystylin won't b seein fireworks wit me,0
is so bored at work,0
@ruimoura I'm also using twikini..but it's now 15day trial,0
"@rikimae Oh, now that's just messed up.",0
@BETHBRITTBRAND And now you have me addicted!,1
@NoelClarke just thought i would drop by and say hey absolutely love your work  xx,1
@mileycyrus i hope you win a award tonight,1
How do you attach a picture? Tree fell on my truck,0
@huwstephens Really wish I was going   I'm stuck in college. Next year hopefully,0
@samanthacoriee this too shall pass...,1
Time to shower...last day of my 2 week break.  ...boo...,0
"My basil has got black fly. I'm trying it outside so maybe some natural predators will eat them. If not, I'll have to spray the plants",0
"@Ceilidhann Aww, that's no good.   Anyway, in case I forget or the day's over when I'm next on Twitter - happy birthday for tomorrow!",0
Doing my homework. �� Booooring.,0
@xarleigne thank you shar!,1
@adrenalinerushx http://twitpic.com/66gst -  WE MUST GO AGAIN and i'm still gettigt the hang of twitter never knew there was a twitpic,1
Today is a new day!!.. Im something yu nva had somma dis nd somma dat..,1
@mcflyphils we can only sign it once??,0
"@peterelst Damn, should reschedule my vacation then",0
@oray29 We dropped The World Is Flat,0
Had a great couple days with rach and daph..good times,1
@LNTweet We got Rachel Getting Married and Seven Pounds. Wanted Yes Man but it wasn't in the Red Box we went too!,0
"crappy day turned awesome at work, only to come home to discover that my chico dog is sick",0
@FameandChizz I didn't see you,0
has got some lovely new bump clothes just in time  and is going to do nothing tomorrow except rest,1
is telling tasha to "UNMUTE THYSELF!"  http://plurk.com/p/111qqt,1
"sumone broke into grandma's shop last night... stole sum stuff but no money,the kitten i was GOING to get got mass murdered yesterday",0
i need some followers. only 4 ?,0
thinking about marcelo and his wife. just saw his picture on the news.,0
@aalexagain Whats up ?,0
trying to find time in all my internet roaming to get a little work done,1
I wanna play #prototype,0
@childofdust   *GIANTHUG* I'm online if you want to talk <33 *CUDDLE*,0
is really sad coz her sim card broke,0
@Bravstar: Hahah that's sweet,1
I forgot how fun choir can be,1
@iammandurr why are you not friends?,0
love that I can see fireworks from my window...,1
crap. it seems countdown consumed my batt,0
"I just finished my evaluation, the conclusion at the end of this course has made me very teary, never want to leave college",0
"@DevourerofBooks Yeah...  The mini-series was okay, but the book was better.    I own the mini-series and watch it once in a while.",1
@_squeekss fuckin freak!!! didnt even text me back or ckall me,0
No salary credited  This is absolute blasphemy!,0
@jonathanrknight Good Moening!  Do I really have to work now? :-/,1
"@philipwang aww allen's in LA? tell him i said HELLO, please!",1
@LaceeLynch ny cheesecake with fruit toppings  yum!,1
Just got out the shower,1
this is the first morning i've seen in weeks! Shame it's raining,0
@CristinaStJohn so tru!! not even frank or lutz  sad times maybe tina is gonna surprise us nxt season?,0
Today is a great day for ice cream.,1
@WendiTV - per pilot husband - locater does not work under water,0
So long ago since my last tweet. Fact: i'm horrible at saving money.,0
"@sleepathon hahaha, we gotta have ukulele camp fire sing-alongs!  fuuun!",1
"sadly, after issue #55 I'm losing interest in The Walking Dead series.",0
I was about to shut my lappie down when my cousin IMed me. Gonna sleep late again,1
@ranga91 oh I was there. Barrier. Lined up from the morning. Met them. Was such a Good day,1
@raeek well obviously.. i have made my pancakes,1
Thanks to @a4aspie and @AutismInsights for the #followfriday!,1
"Revision sucks ass! Cbaaaaaaaaaaa! Not enough sleep last night, need to catch up AND have work tomorrow",0
@phubearr I can agree with that. sigh..,0
Hi I am Brenda Eitelman and I work for GM can someone tell me who is the owner of this account (GMreinvention),1
@manicmammy Look forward to reading your tasting notes . . . . .,1
@JAMES__RHODES Congrats on sticking with it; for more routes here that might offer some good inspiration  http://tinyurl.com/nbwh3s Enjoy,1
At the doctors. For Nadia's whiplash,0
Really wishing I was at the mmvas,0
looking forward to not working tomorrow or monday.  love long weekends!,1
just working away wanting the day to be over so I can go and lay in my bed to bad the one and only person I want there can't be there!,0
totally bummed after the Canucks loss tonigh  I hope they can come back Monday!!!,0
Last day of work before vacation. I can't even tweet... I have no energy.,0
@khyrinthia SHUT UP! I don't think I've even heard of that game! I want to play  screen shot w/tapirs????,0
Its thundering and lightning not stoked  wahh I wanna be at home hiding in my bed,0
@JPSTG season 1!!! The Skull in the Desert. I love that ep,0
"@elizabethmarley Only slightly, but I'm biased because I feel Danse Macabre is their best work.",1
@Jennec_rrt I can't wait to have kids so i can embarrass the crap out of them,1
i cant believe i got 3 of the best following me who will hit me up next omg,1
Not tired... and facebook won't allow me to get online...,0
My knee is reallllly painful  and i have to work tonight.,0
The secret of a friend should be kept as one's own secret; the fault of a friend one should hide as one's own fault. - Khan  Good morning!,1
im so FUCKIN bored man! -.- I need my Timon! haha,1
im dreading work tonight,0
@Jackkkkz rofl damn! i was hoping to make a new gay friend,0
Ottawa tweeps - Rideau westbound is closed for the next few hours.  Avoid if you can.  Accident with vehicle and bicycle.,0
i get my ipod today  but electronic department people are very rude on the phone at 7 in the morning.,1
@sprint Thanx 4 allowing me to get free months servcie by threatening to leave. Sprint loves Hissy fits.,1
Overslept!  Still got to shower then head upto the gay pride fest in Portland! Feel bad 4 hubby... He's coming down with something.,0
Omg. i love my parents i juss got a lavender camera as an early birthday present!!!,1
is off shopping in a bit  get my after prom party dress,1
Insane girls night! Super funnn  okay well goodnight tweeps,1
You said you changed how wrong i proved you  now whos on the other side.,1
R.I.P. my grandma(royice marcucci) 6.25.2009 at 12:12 central time,0
i just found out today that my bestfriend is back to her old habit again.. sad,0
"@lordith oh, I see how this is…",0
@TunaCrust couchcast? early-twenties-cast? while I think I have a Leo-esque voice I don't have that much to talk about,0
"@allyhulton don't  about that, no girl should endure meeting @stustone.",0
watching old episodes of CSI Las Vegas and missing Grissom!!,0
I hurt my toe by running into the cement.  Ask for number.,0
just tweeting from my friends blackberry...i need one!,1
@QueenM81 Now I feel bad I was a part of it asking for US tour coverage  UGH! I was going to do a video of our adventures.Next time..,0
@ellieeille looking forward to seeing all of you  #levywedding,1
@lorissa Someone out there clearly values persistence as a marketing tool,1
Getting a friend in the hospital breakfast. I'm so nice.  http://myloc.me/40Xd,1
comfortable- @johncmayer such a beautiful song,1
Napping at the great lawn with Hannah Tyler Charlotte and soon Alison!,1
taking my beach blanket down to false creek and reading up on my course... thank you for the sunshine,1
"@DaveCharest Thanks for recommending me to @MrTweet_Alert, though I have no earthly idea what that means. Glad I make you laugh!",1
Playin' dimes I'm in 2nd place.,0
cant inderstand why this happend to me.. and cant fix it hurt the one person i care for just hope we can work it out day by day,0
this time babyyyyy I'll be Bulletproof!! @mikeyandrewscott good luck in ur exams this week  @izzybellax hope you didnt burn today  xxxxxx,1
A sunday at work...but my minds on Thursday..NBA finals begin!!   GO LAKERS!,1
NHL 09 + Red Grapes + Tweeting + Chilled out tunes = A good time,1
It is going to be a rough day. Tomorrow is my first day back at work,0
@LostPoetB24 can't wait that long  atleast she won't be in labor overnight (I hope),0
@CFLca Have a nice day CFLca - I guess it's gonna be a busy one for you...,1
"too much of the good stuff last night and really feeling it today, started wrk @ 7  . . No  one should have to wrk on sundays",0
"@staHHr yes, ma'am",1
@richfinn @joeloleson <nerd> more like a new WFE addition to his farm  </nerd>,1
@mimiparadise dont u love that feelin of seein "his" name on the caller id or hearin his ringtone??? chills lol im witchu ma,1
@shannonpaul your twitpic is of the Gorge!! That's where I'm from.. Moses Lake! Remember passing by?  I miss home now!!,0
I need to see weezy at least one more time before this nig.. dies from codeine  #LilWayne,0
@elegantchic I agree,0
"I am going to make some hair accessories,I make some of my really old designs  Last time I made them when I was 18-20 years old",1
working 4:30-whenever,1
@katiecraton... oh.  well the one we ate before was a circle..... at least i think so... we ate it too fast..,1
"@cjcubs I misunderstood your earlier post, but then "got it" later, so just about screwed it all up",0
@JLSOfficial cnt wait for your tour now. you were good on bcc switch oriste made me laugh. heard you got mobbed unlucky  hanx,1
Why must you talk to me? Better question. Why can't I just ignore you and dismiss you from my life?,0
"@amarashar oh, poor ashar, no iphone 3.0 yet",0
"Two minutes to my break yaaay, but alas... no Toast..",0
Ugh... up so "late." I'll be sitting at the Dealership all day.,0
"weekend spent celebrating meant no shopping done.  No food in house and am now starving. To shop or not to shop, NAH, there's always 2mrw",1
@tabibonney I'll take @reggieblack 's job,1
Twitter is being stupid and acting like roberts profile doesn't exist. Boo,0
Hahah Alrighty girly sounds good,1
enjoying a night of #beading. Made a few necklaces,1
@AceMas21 ur pic not mine,1
Capleton - High grade (What what riddim) http://bit.ly/ZgweG   *back to work  chat ya later,1
I hate it here it`s raining all day,0
Feels like it's one set back after the other!! Good news then bad news!!,0
"Sore mouth  ut is only Wednesday and feels like it should be Friday. Kayakking on Saturday with my sisters for fathers day, can't wait",0
finished my design assignment yay. Now to write y english discussion bummerrrrrrrrrrrr. I miss caeron,0
@JetBlue Hey JetBlue do you Fly out to Georgia? Last time I checked you dont  and my family LOVES you airline!,0
"yesterday was a blast. went to karl's graduation. then to a few grad party's. then to operation graduation, a lock-in at the school.",1
Spent my Sunday night in darkness  was however very much in awe with turnaround time of outsurance & the council!! #brandplus city of CT!!,0
@amalinaaa Go look on Gis page thingy & its on her updates,1
I feel i'm getting a cold  its time to get up for me . :|,0
"Is feeling sorry for herself,I miss my dad sosoo much wish he was here my sis got to sick to go to his house guess I'll wait 2 more weeks",0
"@jooblie as you can probably tell, I've been on the receiving end of it one too many times",1
@CherryStar6 awww you! Thanks! That is really nice to hear,1
fun service making shrimp and fish tacos,1
going to be  bye bye people!,1
@SheilafightsEB I do! Specific ones.,1
just bought teen idol by @megcabot cant wait to start it after I read red scarf girl and the outsiders,0
"My bday is today! Wish the misses could make it to NY, she has to work...",0
@ClayRope Welcome to Twtiter brother! I'm anxiously waiting for your first tweet  P.S. Mom doesn't need to know about Twitter yet!,1
Pinky has got to be a superstar  !!!,1
"@talihinaruth hiya. you're from kingsofleon.com, aren't you? I remember your username lol",1
@freddurst thank you for powerful unrealistic appearance in Kiev,1
"I can already feel today will be a day full of crying. I hate that. Esp. when I have to be in public, like I do today.",0
"Just got my ebay invoice for the last month, booo",0
@ktbeeper i don't know what "marin layor" is,0
@katieparkerrr  finnee i'll do it later! you should know we were first. um hello...like everyone landed here first. us virginians shou ...,0
Great great party.  so much fun! I loved it! <3 best seventeenth i could have asked for!,1
"yeah i know, @mayalabeeDC3 i'm trying to! but this subject is really hard",0
No Kobe and LeBron,0
Got called into work already... This is going to be a fun weekend..,0
@jmondo thanks for the support  i'm still going to request a grade change.,1
Somebody tlk to me please,0
@sarawang  want some tums?,0
@AceMas21 @samanthai havent read your tweets yet. slightly afraid to,1
@SaerdnaE Feels like I'm not such a noob anymore,1
"@shredderhamster Thanks  I'm trying not to think about it now, just gonna wait and see how it goes tomorrow",1
@mikeleotta I just had an ad interstitial load before a 404.,0
omg it's Friday!  ...*is so informative*,1
"Grab an Avail. New list is up. www.FreshAvails.com Includes...CelebrityCases.com, DotShowcase.com and for DigiPawn fans...DigiBroke.com",1
i has a headache.  no magnet picnic for me,0
@slink77 that's when my appointment was! But I moved it to the 31st,0
"@GentleSinner Yay! I mean, not yay, but yay! Peeshee",0
@eli_cross I think of your personality as exuding confidence more than ego,1
"so I didn't have icing, being the brilliant me i put chocolate whipping cream instead, now the creame is slowly melting ON THE CAKE! FML",0
The last monday at elderton is officially over  however the last tuesday is yet to come 3 whole days left,0
"@Styla73 I'll email you what I have (phrases/sentences) in a bit, and you can use it or abuse it or chuck it. I won't be offended",1
"@Eshums why r u doin that?! A life without coffee will make u  lol! Substituting tea instead maybe? I love tea and its better, I think...",0
@filmfreak1138 Have a great day.,1
Wish i didn't have have a big appt on Thursday or else i would be at the Laker parade,0
just had a bath  am nice and cleaan now,1
"walking to laura's for lunch. its so cold  pips staying tonight, going to the parade and uptown tomorrow",0
i wish i could live in Sac but bring all my friends and band with me,0
"@BaunFire he's still sleeping now haha, but felt a lot better on the way home  and i wished we couldve stayed longer too! <3",1
@QueenOfSpain Thanks for "attending" #cwc09 ! Your talk rocked - even when you disconnected every time you blinked!,1
@2hot2handle06 you aint never lie. I was supposed 2 be going to cali in a few weeks but I can't now,0
@SaraRC1 Sara I slept for 12 hours. Yes. TWELVE HOURS. I'm confident you didn't top that as far as being unproductive.,1
"I`m at school, it`s boring....!",1
@andrew_gill I bloody knew it.,0
"@janine_j9 Channing Tatum was on Kimmel earlier tonight! I thought of you immediately, lol! Did you see it?",1
i need better things to think about,0
@JayRWren Please don't ask me which one because I am too ashamed to tell you  Perhaps your text would have been better ...,0
Yes.  i'm so nervous already. Haha,1
"I take that back, is raining again. Friend's BBQ later",1
@realadulttalk THEY DON'T LOVE ME,0
Having a broken hairstraightenes is really pissing me off,0
@beckie0 Not having an outlet sucks,0
:: looking forward to lunching outside on this beautiful day. Oh so grateful for the taco stand,1
wondering if her email is broken: not getting the masters submissions anymore and that worries me,0
There is a giant ass..let's just call it an insect with like inch long skinny legs and it flies. I'm freaking out. I hate bugs,0
ouf.... and I have to go to office...,0
really hopes her car's illness is not terminal...,0
at hotel number 2.....checked in....resting up for a few....then to downtown Grand Rapids! woot!,1
"@MileyDemSelena ... you love her, and want to go on her concert so bad...",1
"@karinalg, @SSdancer, narnia wins them all bby. :] and thenn princess bride.  ahh. Potc is good too. Im a suckr for the brits. ;]",1
bre has gone to bed. ugh. im so totally going to be bored tonight. and no ones online,0
@sicknantino yep  the most & only talent of that band is gone.,0
"@dsfq Nope, I'm in Austin, Texas. Too bad",0
Just left the carnival...didn't have fun cuz deja cried on every ride...then me & him couldn't get on the rides  http://twitpic.com/6sozp,0
@TalindaB Hey! boring,0
"Removed Robert Llewellyn, he runined red dwarf for me. I can't take the pointless tweets either.",0
reading up on CSS3 as a box of cookies sits in front of me. I'm resisting temptation,1
went to Busch Gardens today Shiekra was down!  Took a four hour nap and now just finished my lab quizzes,0
Heyyo twitter! Just got home.,1
Crazy busy day. No time for tweets  This will just make my day drag on....hope everyone else is having a great day!,0
@Jakeycake_ Cheeeky you!!,1
@mindscud GLUE is also pretty well integrated with your facebook and twitters,1
Thinking of having an early night with a good book... but I have NO T-BAGS !!!,0
wanted to drop the finished "Sky Might Fall" on the premiere of Transformers 2 but it wont be mastered in time,0
@sev215 the summer is here. In Texas. It's gonna be 98 today. Wooooo,0
Talking to April,1
@kyure oups la boulette ^^ thx!,1
Is driving back home. Wants to talk to someone on the phone.,0
"Church, movie ("Up"--It was great!), playing at the park, now early bedtime and working in the garden.  What a great day!",1
im bored!!!!!!! blog you say? (sidenote: @femmetality = anti blog  ),0
Considering taking part in #followfriday tomorrow ... hmm ... haha,1
shooting 40-50 shotgun shells does a number on the shoulder! at least I hit more than I missed,1
@ManyaS I signed up twice to the Twtvite.com #monstertweetup on Saturday.  #vegas,1
Gosh Tyler >.< your so ughh your going to jail for sure,0
"Sleeping my day away... So why am i still exhausted - and I look like Rudolf. I just want to sleep this away, but it isn't working",0
i miss tiong bahru plaza until i went t google it,0
got a 100% on my final chem lab with kaleigh. hello summer,1
@denisefrutos we totally should,0
And nao stocking kitchens,1
i'm soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o' school was today....sniffle....,0
Nick Simmons is totaly HOT!  "Angel of Music,1
Is sitting by the pool,1
@girlwithnoname shit! i don't have blue eyes,0
"Went boating, came back and got my gardening done..hmm time for some wine I think",1
"Oh, i'm such a geek. just installing fallout 3, My comp keeps crashing on me",0
"@Stefachino tell her I said, "hi"   lol",1
Ugh... Getting wore out... and feeling low... thinking about bills,0
"@SimplyNaii  Lou Dantzler Charter,  it's weak af, but, shit trynna make some money & what not, u??",0
good teas are expensive...  Simbly is good,1
@jimjonescapo ma bad.... dont know how i did that... but GODAMN.....its Jim Jones,1
@zilaya And I know Nona majal cakap kesian.  But its so trueeeee. Mygod. And ngam masa I visited mcm he was struggling..,0
@croatianfire http://twitpic.com/5c0gv -  very nice,1
Bank holiday and only one IPL game.,0
@oOh_Shawty LMAO IKR? the theatre was pretty empty and I was the only one laughing at some of the scenes  everybody was like ...... :l,0
abis makan es cincau HIJAU & kwetiaw. Yum!,1
"yesterday evening, i heard new TRV$DJAM's "Fix Your Face" set - it's awesome!!! i must listen to it again n' again!",1
Nother great show with Cortese in Ft William!!!,1
@Mizz_Trouble my pleasure sweetie! Lookin forward 2 gettin 2 know u,1
My mom and I are getting a new car  I'm so exciteddd.,1
@Trixie78 HAPPY MONDAY! I think there is no better way to start a week than with passive agressive e-mailing! Lucky you!,0
@AmandaWenek i am back in halifax now  i miss toronto,0
Whoops that was meant4@melissagreene Good news yes! we are singing in Louisville together!  can't wait to see u and hopefully baby too!,1
yay! icecream and visit from Sarah,1
mooooomm.. please let me go to warped!,0
i hope the pens win tonite!!!  going to the new house today,1
"@JuneBeatz oh no, they announced it is a Double Header Tomorrow!!!",0
i miss youuu,0
Ugh! Such a beautiful morning. But I won't last cuz of rain,0
@Talin49 Sure! Its making me sad having to rewatch clips though,0
....is feeling severaly homesick for Boston,0
at UPS sending out these special P.O.P packages,1
Dagens jeans! Dbrand with scars  http://twitpic.com/6gd7i,1
"Now that i said it, it probably will",0
"Amazing what distraction can do. Was feeling better for awhile, but starting to not feel so awesome again.",0
@beautylogicblog Wasn't invited.,0
"It is so nice to finally have a legit job interview.  Now, back to re-applying and working the dead-end job.",0
@vanesssaaa biznactt are you crazy that thing can neverevaaaa annoy me,1
@Swiffle can't see @sucka4love pic... broken link,0
@beardoctor thanks! doc  danke? i know that's german. how do you say thank you in dutch?,1
is in bed.....poorly  !!!,0
tomorrow: Crimson Kings. New Orleans Central park gig @ 72nd bandshell 3 to 5pm. Then birthday/ KC reunion BBQ  & possible Lusk reunion!,1
Once again.I beg of you ..Please vote for Mr Twitter universe. VOTE FOR THESE 2 CUTE GUYS.. @AgentBooth & @ParkerBooth,1
Oooooooh... North Korea is in troubleeeee! http://bit.ly/19epAH,0
@djdariomusic haha yo i didnt smoke mota either but YO i got to messed up over there rite now im grubbin! I wish u guys stayed longr,0
Thanks for the lunch. Im making it myself.  *~marie~*,0
Nasty experience x 2 on the Brompton on the way to the station,0
@shareses21 where r u I need my bestie,0
my spine and limbs are all weak from the yoga. zzz time to unwind with archie,1
@sarahdoug07 I MISS YOUUUU,0
"D*mn my ticket lost, always like this",0
"wish I had tix to The Fray tonight in Nj, would of made my miserable day much better",0
@Shannenp @shellyXxxx yeah i know! See your starting to like it! I cant believe you fell asleep michelle! God!,1
http://twitpic.com/55hw9 - by me,1
@ecstatically @oscar519 idk...they worked!,0
trying to figure out some stuff...but every time i put my thinking cap i think about cricket match i will be playing few hrs from now....,0
very depressed mood  it needs to go away,0
@Starbucks By the way ... I'm totally jealous that SB NZ doesn't do half the stuff that America does   We don't even have SB's cards yet!!,0
"TC-ing this weekend with ?mattlebrun and @dpmusso. Fun group! Excited about this weekend at HPC, then I'm gone for 2 weekends after this",0
@PerezHilton It was after and looked totally scripted,0
@pringoo thanx. Can you make tees with customized msgs/designs/size?,1
@michaelatherese "Injustice for Tea" Quote of the century Kel  You should write a piece with this title.,1
Wow only got 3 hrs of sleep!! Bad Bad bad!!!!  got a huge headache!!!,0
"@Taddy69 time for a doze on the train, wish my back would stop hurting",0
what are benefits and obligations for a company to be member of the drupal's association.  And for a simple guy like me  ?  #Drupal,1
@nerak35 ohh what a shame  i can't find it on stores either! i really want to see it too! lol #twittersucks <<< yeah!,0
OMG..Earthquake! I am shaking..For some reason I always think during an earthquake is this "the big one?" Let's pray for no aftershocks.,0
@hiroko6 Happy Birthday!!!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!!,1
dancing like a pixie on crack...,1
"@chakreshm Yeah, that's what I thought and said him. Maybe it's more costly",0
no idea what i could possibly gift for father's day as he is invaluable! just want to do something special,0
@themslivia http://twitpic.com/67obz - mmmm *squirms* You KNOW how excited Your Lovely Feet and Toes make me!,1
hoem finally its friday cant wait for the weekend skools gone be over soon,0
one out of 17 aint bad,0
""you left a stain on every one of my good days. but now i am stronger than you know, i have to let you go"  rob thomas",1
@angie_kiwigal all they get off me is money,0
@Bounce12 http://bit.ly/nWlJk  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OltHNarHA9A A+,1
Post your articles and post your contact details at the forum. http://ecommerceforum.probyte2u.com  Good place to do networking in the net,1
half of the wkend has come and gone.. so far so good,1
beach party tomo. gotta get rid of these racoon eyes,0
OMG the movie stopped,0
@khaledalhourani ?????,1
"Im gonna get shouted at, possibly a slap, and i havent done anything!",0
apparently leaving a bag with a carton of eggs in the living room overnight is a BAD idea! I wanna bake!,0
i need a new camera....,0
"http://tr.im/oxY4 Iranian people going in to protest overdrive, hope it doesn't end in tears",0
People r so desperate for utility $$. I hate being the 1 2 tell them no.,0
@thamrap sent some yummy one to the list this morning,1
morning  I'm going to drive people insane today taking photos of everything :p,1
Follow Friday!!  Follow the Cool Peeps;; @DameBCool @PharoBCool @FreshBCool @SylviaBCool @EMarieBCool @SheBCool,1
@mykale007 but you ARE naughty and bad!  since I am I can spot others,1
I wanna do something but no one else ever does,0
I just saw my mom's commercial  Yay!,1
"@willowstream Mostly supplies for me, but I'm new to it.  I'll be doing all my Christmas shopping on Etsy this year",1
@DarthShalom i definitely love shoes. u know im 6'2" im about to twitpic the shoes i wore the other day,1
My tummy hurts.,0
@veggiehead21 is he really old or just a young dude in makeup? he's so creepy,0
"@vindee awesome and same scorhing heat here too, and to add to it, the load shedding is here too",0
man my twitter dnt let me put a new pic,0
ugh feels like shitt,0
"Looks like its going to be another scorcher down here in Wiltshire. Lots of activity here on Salisbury Plain. Squaddies, mmmmmm",1
"Arghh, just found out @ianknaan is going to be here at Rock the Bells and I can't go",0
too busy...radios going down - booo,0
"Just walking to tesco with geor + biff, eng exam was fine + then its relaxing in the park!",1
@nessie_111 thanks allot for the following looking forward your tweets see you araound,1
Yeah you can,1
"@chris2x  Sounds like you'll be getting a nice little payout, then",1
painting the underside of a boat isn't so easy... Parts of me kind of looked like a smurf when I was done (the paint was blue),1
@BgirlShorty I'm coming to see you guys in Houston! First time for me!! Yay,1
i was wrong.. the cold time is coming again...  blahh,0
"FP3 and baguette making is a horrible, horrible combination.  ^",0
Well that was a good nap,1
Got  to spend the morning with Paul today! Loving Every Moment with You Babby,1
"@xxslavaxx  yeah , the whole week next week  . BUT THE WEATHER NETWORK MIGHT BE LYING AGAIN .",0
@Fnoo was like that last night as well man. somebody didn't make it in time to the 30p loos,0
@lbmtuc busy all weekend with something or another  supposed to be cooler wish i was outside more,1
Can't believe one day of the long weekend is done.  Why do long weekends seem shorter than normal ones? LOL,0
No one to talk to   too early i guess.........,0
@kims374 @debbiespaintbox @c4cni @gulfsprite @shaktispace @JimmyMcIver @rocketrobin2 @mikeyboy50 @technologyads #followfriday friends,1
"@Tedadore2 Yes, yes it is.  I got it for Christmas.",1
@johnwaire Thanks! And thanks for your comment,1
I am NOT of this world,1
"is going to finally get his diploma today. And, report card.",1
Ow ow ow  Just hurt my hand again :'(,0
is really hppy at d mo but dunno y lol,1
Pray for my dog,0
but 10 yrs of marriaqe is deep son son ; aww ; feel like cryinq for em ; lOl ; & dere 8 kidss  . damn ii hate kate ; fukd up shxt yoo,0
mission accomplished!,1
@Alyssa_Milano Good evening  You truly are a very inspiring woman...plus your dogs are adorable!!! How are you doing? x,1
http://twitpic.com/7ovic - i really miss my hair,0
I want this: http://tinyurl.com/qmrvty as a life size cardboard standee. I would pay A LOT of money to make it happen.,1
@jesssicababesss  what type of pic,1
"@John_the_Monkey @EdiCycleTrainer After the Birdy, Mezzo and Bike Friday, a Mobiky?",1
@FayZ Thank you for the birthday wishes  - hope we connect again - maybe a down south tweet up!,1
"rainy Sunday   Doing laundry, and finishing up sketches... might even do my nails!!!",0
@omgitsbrandonn i never got mine either,0
watchin tv a sobbing for summer and missin my cuz buds and friends sniff...,0
Feels sad. Andrew and I won't be classmates this semester,0
ish ish!!! its monday tomorro!!! NOO!!!! monday blue~,0
is getting quite excited about tonight,1
momentarily have more energy (nausea is yet to disappear) but before I work on characters I need to fill out countless forms  SIGH,0
"@edgemy hey, @staronline is not bad! found them through you guys",1
dam i missed hollyoaks 2nite!,0
"@skeletonxcrew nopee. exams started, didn't they?",0
"Yea 2 new shoes, 2 dresses, and 2 new shirts watch out now... Gettin ready to go out",1
@Lozzah8 need to sort yo twitter page out you bore! haha,1
@KunalSheth it will get over on 8th. subjects remaining are power generation operation and control & distribution system automation,1
"so, here we go",1
@stibbons I got sick of jiggling connectors  and terminators to fix the network when I had 10base2 at home many years ago,1
"Getting ready to go out in early morning service!!! And parents come back from london today, so the parties must cease....",0
yummy spud ranch,1
@mikeyoung  there are enuf nuts on here to keep you company. You are not alone.,1
@GregCooper thanks for the followfriday  #followfriday,1
Been watching "Heroes" with Steve...I think I'm succeeding in making him an addict,1
"@itsaaronpresley hey we're all lost. We're teenagers. (?) I'm loving your Bowie wallpaper, btw",1
they need to make bus seats more comfortable..my ass is hurting,0
@HartKnight : Not worth the 90% freshness? Aww...I must lower my expectations then when I see it.,0
"About to start packing for my trip back to Ottawa, ON.  It's like deja vu from last week. Same weather, same time - just different day",0
"@CrystalPosey btw, I am going to take you up on your offer! Details in an email later today.",1
Listening to Rich Sanchez on CNN. Good listening.  He's on here. Follow him Folks!,1
I almost say "bless you" to a sneezing cat,0
I keep forgetting to get new nosepins!  I better remember tomorrow morning. Packing SUCKS!,0
Goin to DQ with the fam!,1
@miss_matches thanks,1
"@LittleFletcher it was such a coincidence you talk about twilight, i'm watching it right now",1
My email in-box has been empty for two days. I think my friends have all deserted me.,0
missing him.    i'mdrunk that is why im letting out my feelings.  oh no twitter why am i writing this. fuck twitter.,0
"but i can't. they have all the control at my school, and they managed to get to my boyfriend before i could... he hasn't called in weeks",0
"@billywanzi Morning mr B! Got a small surprise for ya, funny stuff.",1
@wiccan13 torturing u with my lemon chicken? It's not my fault you live in Nevada LOL,1
Changed Ginger's content.  @patrissiacruz How's Butter?,1
They r making fun of people again lol My battery is lol  ( nosel ) that's what they call it,0
thank god there is bread on this world. Such days like today would freak me out without my lovely bread,1
@SM0KEAL0T puff puff give my BROTHER   respect.,1
I am having a pretty good time at work talking shit with one on  the gymnastics gils,1
trying to figure out twitter... and confused,0
"just realized that i missed a Volbeat concert last night, just 2 blocks away",0
@DonnieWahlberg You look handsome as usual!   Keep it coming ddub!,1
Why AU tweets dominate #facup #facupfinal hash stream? w/ @awrd @derekbarry @bartman6 @liubinskas @oliyoung @franksting ... @ktcita,1
@LJBoldyrev Emailed you. At least try to contact that Roger dude. Info on that link!  He was super fast at replying to my email,1
@hawpunch Yes looks like Appulous having issues-I downloaded an undate and it crashed my iPhone-redoing the whole thing again,0
Can't get football manager 2009 to work on his laptop  Sad panda...,0
@Unusual_Peanut @buffyTVSrox why aren't you posting. you're evil. you want to wait until after I've gone to sleep.,0
@sheenabeaston phew..life can continue,1
Arghhh txt me god dammit,0
"@Twiter_ME_This Yeah I have been bad  Been keeping up with my peeps here, but gotta get back to the thread for real!",0
Fell asleep early and now can`t get back to sleep. And almost making myself sick worrying about things that really shouldn`t matter.   ...,0
hates when his white san diego friends dont want to wear sandals and go to the beach with him,0
@stickypop just wondered. she's home now anyway,1
@1sweetwhirl Thanks for the love gorgeous. I really needed it today,1
@Gemstardiva how did the Holby filming go!? did you get a line??,1
"@jessemckee yeah, dude, same thing happened to me.  I honestly think they're trying to screw with us",0
"Early start today. Bright, sunny day in downtown Bristol. Lots of traffic noise. Seems rush hour starts at 5am",0
@dynamiks Sushi  then possibly NY. You ?,1
"@kj4crv Sweet link, thanks! Of course, you guys get the suite of ECMWF data that we don't.",1
@madison_mae haha thats ok... i dont have that much time left  besides i'm still on failblog  1 hour 15 min to go... then home & nap!,1
"@lilmo4ever one for the road.. loved that song, and the whooooole CD . classic album. especially heartbeat.",1
leaving the house wit my mommy  we're soo cooool,1
@martinpribble I was rereading old tweets a couple months ago & I saw one about a skydiving dream I had last year.,1
"Heading home from hyatt. Crazy day, but fun day! Good luck to everyone walking!  #avonwalk",1
A little more testing on the Fuzebox seems to indicate the controller was at fault. Now to order a new SNES controller! FAIL--,1
@KymmyLink Thanks... i'm sure ill take a long nap tomm... it all works out in the end i think  Have a GREAT weekend.,1
@mickg - you meant to tweet that to @adlandnz didntcha?,1
@iSpyLevis nooooooooo i just got into my pyjamas!,0
@lewisusher  hey man where's grace? i wanna see her  i am in line at princess.,1
@BobbyTML  you sadden me.  P.s id have replied early but im in no service land jsyk,0
@londonerin26 When were you in la? Bad news! I have to work on the reunion,0
@xmisslivx omg I hate u its not fair! I wana go and emily is being lame and won't go.  x,0
Lost herself in adrenalin rush at kasabian gig last night! Awesome,1
@aMmadz yesterday,1
"Hm, I won't be able to tweet from school, cells r not allowed, and the internet has been restricted to google and the school's website",0
"Oy, another sick night, another sick day.   Heading to pediatrician at 11:30.",0
"btw @mfhepp is at #semtech2009 with me, and he or I will give demos on the spot  Again, watch: http://tr.im/oFsM . #loc #linkeddata",1
@lilyroseallen loved your act on Rove last night it was awesome  hope to see you in sydney/melbourne agian soon,1
@MartyJB123 yea i know. but it hurt.  i'm telling my mom on you right now so she can call you and tell you you're on drugs.,0
Just landed in Dallas!!  Gonna make the best of it w/ my pops! Miss my girls already!,0
"goodbye exams. HELLO weekend! ive had a rotten week, somebody cheer me up  im aching for some gossip girl + scrubs!!",0
i didnt really know i was fightin. im just playin/kiddin round.sorry i'll stop,0
I can't wait for my bed and tv stand on wednesday,1
Going to get some old bricks to make a pizza oven,1
"@JoeJonas1Fan1 Im jelous!! Im just going to one! x)  I live in Sweden, I never thought they would come here, but they are!!!  So excited!",1
"@TrishaRivera Agree, completely.  How are you Trish?! Out for summer yet?",1
"Hey - insomnia has an upside, I'm seeing all the Aussie and Kiwi tweets as they happen",1
I'll also let you know that the two names share two words in common.,1
what an unproductive weekend,0
"@storagebod Ba-dum-tish  Looks like with the Rackable guys at the helm, they might be selling into regular biz data centres (for once)",1
Why are they doing a Karate Kid remake? Should've done The Last Dragon instead,1
@aznmacboi you got a big ego.. such a huge ego.. i love your big ego.. you walk like that cuz u can back it  up  lovvvee u booiiwwwaayyy,1
"@ninaspringle Nor has having names like 'horny sex kitten.' I now usually only follow people in Australia, or those who ask nicely",1
Gave B an original @plaz ceramic super hero plate. He was soooo excited! 20 min later it fell off the table + broke. He was beyond sad.,0
didn't make it to my 8am pilates class.,0
@WorldsStrongest I guess I'll just suck it up and pay the conversion + international shipping,0
ugh..i think its FINALLY time to go to bed. night twitter!,1
And twitter fox tooooo oh snap I'm such a Twitter Noob,0
"this has got to be the worst time to get mild fever, flu, sore throat AND dry coughs. boooo!",0
@antiquitydreams http://twitpic.com/7fhjq - nice hair love the purple,1
Somehow lost Friday in between his massive work load,0
In a training session till lunchtime,0
"@kaliluna71 Wahoo! You're here   I'll appologize now, I tweet alot. And sometimes I speak four-letter French.",1
"for those pf you who don't know, this is the lkargest lake here in Hungary quite popular among tourist... sounds like a LOT of fun",1
@Arkeedah I beg to differ. I have rode wit u before,0
@vampirefreak101 thank YOU for the set updates... you should report from Vancouver this summer,1
I dont know any of the rules of the internet!  should i be worried?,0
@Da13lackone I AINT SPEAK TO U TODAY..SAD FACE  U HAVE TO LET ME NOE WEN UR GONNA COME PIK  ME UP FROM WORK,0
@TammyChicago Afternoon now!  I musta missed ya when I went to tea/lunch,1
ahhhh family guy cracks me up,1
http://twitpic.com/5jl8x -How awesome is this picture?  @mileycyrus @ddlovato @selenagomez @taylorswift13,1
@ssupstupid ughhhh I know! My entire foot swelled up and it looked like I had kankles hahaha but it hurts really bad,0
"@SarahNicholas have a great #Hay day.  Beautiful weather, I'm off shopping and oh joy  shoe shopping too.",1
just came back from friend's house,1
Morning Twitters,1
@Silvermenace  Glad its sunny there,1
"The other day, I saw something interesting. A pigeon mother pushing its child out of her nest  The baby squeaked, and squeaked...",0
getting ready for church  leaving in 20 min,1
@dicesix Afternoon tea?  Plus it's way too early to be dinner!,1
given up on looking for a job...,0
its raining like hell but had a really great day anyway,1
@stretchneil hey Neil thanks for following  Still up to your eyes with worky stuff?,1
@AllianceREGroup ill call u manana..my MLS was down  I wanna have all th info ready..plus inm drunk haha jk! http://myloc.me/1nlT,0
Freaking dangit! My logic pro just froze right in the middle of me workin on an instrumental & I just lost it. Guess it wasn't meant 2 b,0
"Pumped for USA Track Champs to start today and that there is a live feed, but sad to not be there for the first time in 2 years",0
is......,0
"@damphoux  Not cynical, inquisitive",1
"@c28dotcom No problem, you guys are awesome.  i'm actually going to swc in monterey this summer for ammunition conference 09.",1
@oOPink_LadyOo holidays? enjoy that miss!,1
It just doesn't look right seeing Eminem onstage without Proof  #mtv #music,0
"Oh crap  Music Downloader Fined $80,000 Per Song  http://is.gd/16YG0",0
Swooning for the LoveBug... I think I've been bitten!,1
@GewoonLianne No  just at lunch.,0
@akiraLOVE wow!! he replied to you! you are so lucky!!!,1
@Gbd951 i wish me and paige could come! I hope you guys have a fun time today!,1
Can't seem to change some File Associations in !Kubuntu. When I press Apply they revert. Don't want Audacity as default for MP3,0
Off to perris  with auntie rite && the cousinsss <333,1
hi been away for awhile but back now - in work at the mo so will catch up with you all laters,1
@ThinkTomDotCom  kewl - we agree  to disagree,1
@teefiveten haha I can't help it!!,1
""How to be Happy" by @SusanMacD on Mahalo, photography by me.  http://bit.ly/how-to-be-happy (Maria Balais & friend)",1
@omgitsafox @Kikirowr @stellery ladies. it's time for this dorf to go to bed.  night. night.,0
at my last cheer competition for senior L4,0
@JadeSkylar YAY August will be the best ever. I'm going to the anaheim & Nokia one. Plus 2 Jonas concerts,1
haas just got in from playing cricket with nix stacey charleigh and siobhan.   Epic fail,1
How in the hell is anyone supposed to sleep through this? Missouri weather fails.,0
Meeting tonight.  and on my day off.,0
Ok... It's wayyy too hot for walking up kennesaw mtn.  what else can I do? Hmmm,0
"@mydoctortennant  it is actually, hahah. going to get some real tea.",0
@texantiff hee hee - we got rid of them to make way for another table  but the table's cool!!,0
@jordanknight my  2 year old prefers the right stuff and summertime,1
@ShavannaRene if it's not then it's still fun to chat with somene that's a fraud,1
"I can't find my f*cking v-neck!!! I know I brought it, I just had it last night!",0
"@SamLuminate are you eating Cody?? Wow, you must be hungry",1
@KittyGORE lmfao that night was so random. And now we get 10 days of it in row! Tickets are officially booked!,1
i think theres a really good possibilty of me going download for the saturday. mick should be going so i can go in the van with him,1
It was a lovley daaay toddaayy   So I chilled outside with the doggy   Canine ftw  I hope you had a good day... http://tinyurl.com/mbn7f6,1
@boulderdog1 they also have a NG show,0
"Yay, rsyncs going slowly again",0
i enjoyed this tuesday...i dont school to end  i am going to be so pressured and bored in the summer (oh no),0
"stupid tonsilitis, go away, thanks to you and dehydration i had to have a bloody drip jammed in my hand!",0
"crap, finals have actually turned me nocturnal...or maybe just college in general. either way, i can't sleep",0
@fourzerotwo  WOW. You guys have really outdone yourself. Awesome. But too bad I have to wish my summer away,1
http://twitpic.com/3lfv2 - Sunday morning with The Wiggles. Heaven,1
@TiaLucia did you also wish for it to be fricking cold? i want the sun back...,0
right coffee time and scones i think,1
"I just seen the finest white guy ever! But he had a girlfriend, so sad!",0
@TanyaJamesxxx I'll twit and keep ya company  sorry you got a ruff flight I hate flying.,0
"@franiiii Hey, that hurt",0
@orbitcreative cool video. I'm sure it sold for the flu thing.,1
My oli just another nine exams to go,0
Just got cut from work an hour early. H8 my life. Everything sucks. Bitch bitch moan moan.,1
"@notytony that is not an idea, that is a twist... manoj n shyamamamalan",1
"but tomorrow I'll check it on from web ! I'm so excited for hsm ,vanessa,ashley and miley  Also I hope Ana Faris will win ! She's AWSOME!",1
@Sincere11 i miss our memories like all the goodtimes,0
im a lonely one,0
@WarleyRedd i like it!  ima steal it!  thanks warley!,1
@frogboy229 thanks! I was pretty lucky to catch it when I did,1
"@Yuddylicious 7777? Or they don't, because AndyB's don't need the light because they think it shines out of their arse & warms the earth?",1
"Infected Mushroom - Saturday 07/04/09 at 9:30 PM - Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, BC - 19+ ...i hate being under age",0
@thesassypeach I'm sure the leftovers will make for a great lunch today! Yummm,1
I think facebook seriously needs to upgrade and/or get a mizzzillion servers... sooooo slow today  grrrr #facebook,0
I come with more hassle than im worth.  im sorry,0
@PassionMD She actually works in a different office then me but the same job!  She leaves on the 10th!,0
"@nerdcast hahahaha, no no, thank you!!!  btw how many episodes are there?",1
Having so much with one of my oldest friends,1
"Incase I forget, Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there, and to my mommy. The very best one in the world",1
@bavster_twit yeah tried them... convenient uplift is the issue.. i think i'll take them to staples - never had any issues with DHL,1
is eating and enjoying the cake from Elle's birthday. SUUUUPER SARAAAAP!!! (MMM) Happy Birthday Elle!  http://plurk.com/p/yv7nd,1
Might have broken text messages.,0
My mother has more faith in a baby that isn't born than me.,0
my munchkin is so sick! swollen glands and tonsils!  going to the dr.'s again at 9:15.,0
"@shibuya246 yeah, but no closer to the secret of stumble.",1
@es511 I'm happy with everything except my stomach. It just refuses to tighten post-baby. Muscles are there but skin is loose,0
"@dougiemcfly I have Eclipse in English!! But I'm about 8 hours by plane away from you  You should download the book, by 4shared.com",0
@erin_amour when i get out to highland we gotta do somethin for your birthday since im not gonna be there,0
"Having a braai(bbq), drinking Rattler, listening to Bon Jovi, clear blue skies... Lovely!  #fb",1
@TheCrazyMango Cool! Let's just play it by ear I guess. Hope you have an amazing and productive rest of the night!,1
just put some EXIF Data of my photos on http://www.phillprice.com that'll keep @belola happy  #fb,1
http://twitpic.com/6svwl -  ....kelly osbourne. :|,1
You are doing well Junior! Lance agrees "We are doing well bud! We are doing well!",1
@Teleos only 20% took the oath; that leaves 4 more groups of 20%; remember it only takes 20% of the people to do 80% of the damage !,1
"Laptop's not fixed and is the most temptemental bastard ever. It works, it breaks, it works, it breaks argh!! Still feel crap",0
job then car,1
@igotpinkeye WILL DO  WILLL DO,1
off to ocean terminal.  Will tweet later all...,1
"Up before 5, kids do that to ya",1
had a blast tonight...and misses her boyfriend sooo much,0
@gabapple Yeah,0
@donniewahlberg vomit on cover girl. Tired of it. You know I love ya and you saw how excited I was when we talked about SWMB. I'm sad.,0
"@majornelson It's amazing to me, but your up is higher than my down.  Lucky you and your DOCSIS.",0
I look like I got bad plastic surgery lmao,0
"@stepheneyre Yesterday here it was raining, But I went away to the cinema with @itsMaddiie and @Sueitsme",1
"@thomasfiss blink 182 is the bomb.com  I have tickets to see them, whoo hoo haha",1
"@bradpurchase Oh so do I, though Sunday type of days suck, where you have to work the next day",0
@bsnsguy2006 it's about pure awesomeness my friend  hope all is well with you!,1
@HeleneJonas I'm so bored too. Nooothing to do,0
I wish I could sleep past 8 in the morning. The guy at the front desk says there is absolutely nowhere to get a copy of the Sunday Times,0
had a lovely weekend with the boyfriend,1
"Got a free ticket to Take That in Croke Park next weekend. Woohooo!!  Looking 4ward 2it. Oh,+just found out little Diane is pregnant.",1
@SoDwn2Mars u are too much..chicken heads be quiet..haha..we don't hear that in Miami..totally missing NY..need 2 go back home!!,0
"@Teri_Fied I never win shit. I won a bunch od CDs once for answering a weird question. But, never picked 'em up.",0
@justinkistner But you asked for more armor!,1
Ate doritos for dinner...& I want a pedicure  shrimp sounds good rite now...& so does a back massage...I think ill sleep in tomorrow. Nite,0
@my bf home; ^^ Matrix later,1
morning all...  what a lovely morning!,1
@katyperry i think it's under a honeymoon by the good life -- either that or it's under a honey moon by joseph arthur.,1
@shaunjumpnow aw isn't that just lovely,1
"brownies in the oven, pie done! hooray for baking yummy things",1
I feel like a bunch of needles are pricking every inch of my body...,0
Going to bed. Had an awesome night.,1
@chockey  Your music collection must look a LOT like mine,1
@moonfrye My hero~Got to be my parents,1
Has just woken up *yawn* wooohooo saturdayyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!  DDDD,1
"@kweenie516 I need help! It's funny, but not so funny @ the same time, cause I'm feeling EVERYTHING else!  HELP!",0
@Tray115 whose evil plan? lol no the evil plan is having no date  ugh lame lol... i guess... idk my school is lame,0
"WWS for healers, check it out and let me know if I screwed up  http://shyatwow.blogspot.com/",1
@fan4lyf By the way I also missed JONAS.,0
Was thinking of gettin mum the new ipod shuffle.. But the voiceover doesnt work for korean songs which is all she listens to...,0
@QueenM81 Lol. Oh - What time do you wake up/sleep..Cos I'm gonna be up early everyday,0
@kristenality "should have gotten more sleep" = story of my life,1
@TreeinCally I'M DANCING!!! WOOHOOOOOO!!!!  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7p5q5,1
"ooops, that was on ariza",0
Bahahahahaha I really LOVE twitter,1
All thanks to the best teacher : Mrs. Gildersleeve,1
Its as easy as breathing.,1
"@grum Lol yeah it's so cold tonight! I whinged like a sissy when I stepped outside tonight. Then the sneezes came, and with the cold!",0
is coming up with new ways to make the moolah!,1
@Agent11 hmmm - I sense a mid-inning jumbotron video in the making.,1
shameful return to the land of the leopard,0
In line for the simpsons ride. More cute foreign boys,1
@vlegittt we're going bowling this week,1
believes good things happen to good people.,1
"@BryanTheShultz ahahaha i don't roll that way. you give me nudes, i give you .. an albertan all the way across the continent  fair deal!",1
@ToxicDeath I think I need to be poked again.  can't help myself from the scanning of the interweb.,0
@Ribbons4aReason Yes it is a good feeling. It just seems like we always save the ones who don't want to be & can't save the ones who do,0
"ouch jerk....fine, i guess not",0
I want june 10 to come already !,1
"was going to evansville tonight, but had car trouble  so back home",0
"has the beginnings of a sore throat and the sniffles, and really hopes it doesn't turn into swine flu. I don't WANT a piggie taiillll!!!",0
gography homework  do u know anything about monaco? #dfizzy,0
@Reemski cool - will be exciting to meet lots of peeps IRL,1
reading and getting ahead on summer homework since I'll be too busy once summer starts,1
@DavidArchie so nice of you to visit Philippines. i was hoping to see you & d. cook. ugh how i wish i could,0
"@IAMtheCOMMODORE Haha, everyone wants chocolate. Bring us some! Goodnight",1
@megaaanftw Aha me to but our sean smith PWNZZ  !,1
enjoy earning points in my fave games,1
Why is no one online at this time,0
@dannygokey LOL Great to see you in twitpic! Looking forward to finale show. I'm impressed for your kind tweets for fans.  Take care!,1
Comforting my grieving hubby. He's really missing his dad today.,0
"@icywings11 and i just saw who you blocked, you are not the first & won't be the last. Don't worry about it",1
Anyone out there been watching the 'nest cam' on their G1? What's happened? Nest now empty...,0
norwegian mcflyers:  the drunk @lillemongolid says Helloooo!  She's getting free booze,1
@SolitudePianist I cant stand them! It sucks cause its my Grandma thats taking me & not my Dad.,0
@ddlovato lol it's okay though it saves you in case she was mean,0
Heh. I want to learn Dvorak now.  (via @bryancheung) (#bryancheunglife),1
And i dont like those kind of Artists who used & crossovered other genres just to make FAME. They're not real artists for me. STICK TO 1!,0
"@RobJ_  i can only find it for iphone 3g (not even GS) no 1g, no ipod at all",0
@ame114 i wanna come with        miss ya,1
@teamarete Yes. There's too much "me" and not enough "us". Have a great day too,1
@PDXBlazersFTW Tom Penn? details please   does that mean McHale will be gone... please please please!!!,1
All home together.,1
@BowleggedQueen awww boo that was sooo cute. Ur my favorite song too,1
"W/ Ruby while she's putting on her make-up, life's good!",1
i think i'm sick  somebody make me some instant noodles!,0
@journey2health what a discusting background!  hope you succeed in quiting smoking. i will certainly never start.,1
Sleep during the day tweet during the night  when stuff in America is happening,1
Nite... Gotta help cousin move in the morning.,0
It was absolutely beautiful!! Yes she looked amazing. I will post pics on thurs. Still don't have cable at my new place!!  @rareblkpearl,0
good morning all!  getting ready on going to college!,1
twiddling my thumbs... or is that... twittering?,1
At a chorus rehersal till 9.,0
"Happy birthday to my dad, @mysticjim",1
"lalalalla french is over! off to a chem exam  then ap worlddd then lunch then algebra then staying for art, fun stuff!",0
"@helgagrace If it makes you feel any better, I got a blister on the bottom of my foot...and the lines were long",0
@foodbymark it's ages since I've been over there.  Somerfield eh? Shame,0
off to nenek's house  bye. Mommmy is a baddy,0
I'm surfing the Internet as usual,1
:\ sigh. you really let me down today  oh well.. gonna try and sleep it off.,0
Omfg Baltimore tomorrow!!! Ahhh cannt wait!!,1
@Rednyc1979 I knooooww... Been a crazy work week! Still recuperating but I'm still around,1
@contentcottage  Want to know my secret ??,1
Loves Tim Minchin.,1
@4aplin СпаÑ?иб,1
"@lupsetlass Hi claire , could put it on here but , theres no one from outwood following me",0
@ameliaholt   I'm sad.. I think she hates me or something haha,0
okayy..so blogspot isnt as wonderful as i thought. how do i get friends!!! haha,1
@Lickasha @SujataChadha my friends .. i am not that great .. seriously.. it's the aura from u guys made me great  so u do the math,1
@adsxoxo I just saw the trailer for The Road on ET. I WANT TO WATCH,1
ur so sweer thatnks for teh teddy bear,1
"@callmejors oh, yes he has.  been following him since I started twitter. hahaha. yeah, bunnies! I want a bunny!",1
@ elises_url u don't even know!  But robert pattinson makes up for it,1
Well done doing blood work..its hot out again,0
At my last brunch of the year,0
"@molsters70 I like your plan.  Curiously, mine is the same.  Although I need to get a 2nd job for more $ because I am salary",0
@stepstosmooth Have you checked out makeupbynumbers? seems to have a similar obsession.  has lots of youtube vids on skin care...,1
@melidm Your song is up next!,1
I'm so dying for a picture of the new Freddy Krueger D:  Though I know Jackie Earle Haley will be phenomenal like always,1
"Is on my way back to LA, warm cookie time with Lea",1
@ShaiBrooklyn I know.  I will miss the Kung Fu man.,0
Morning world. I'm mega tired today and tummy is upset. I'm also mourning the loss of my computer,0
Mos amazing food ever! I loved my lunch I am stuffed! best food I had out here since I came to Spain! Everything else has gotten me sick,0
"has uploaded her runs onto NikePlus.com ...   Run, Row.Row., RUN!!!",1
"@krissyb My battery is 2 months old, and it is completely dead. Can only work off the charger. Think the charger has killed the battery",0
"Its soccer fan central here, halp! My train isnt here for another ten mins",0
There's a creepy guy staring at me from the street...  Im scared. Hulk get mad. Hulk Smash!!! Hulk turn into Chuck Norris....,0
Mental note 2 self..do not let dog eat left ovr broccoli,0
"@seanyboy91 haha you could make it you just didnt want to!  it was gooood man, yeah!",0
That's it I'm going back to bed! Looks like I'll get it when I come home,0
It's cold right now,0
@kFenolio  sorry you're having tweetdeck issues! That stinks!,0
tAYLOR sWIFT-wHITE HORSE AWW THA SONG MAKE ME CRY,0
Alex Ruins Songs And makes them sound like they're about Vaginas,0
@jeepgirlie Mmm that ice cream is soooooo good!  enjoy some for me!,1
@Lauren2206 Well hows the head lol?  Can't say im the most fantastic condition today.  Really wish i was out in the sun,0
Time to start work for the day,0
@vacant_heart This one seems ok again now... sorry it's #twittergag's fault,0
@wildpeeta Yepp no #gluten for me  At the organic supermarket they have #GlutenFree Tuesdays and you can get some good bake goods,1
"Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl's latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend.  My beds calling my name though..",1
@AnnRan5 thats too bad,0
FAIL! @trishofthetrade: @SuperUber7 PS - my cowbell stayed in my bag for the whole of #Bonnaroo. I fail.,0
"aw, i'm sad that jake fell asleep already!!   i love that kid!",0
Being seated for moniques wedding!  http://twitpic.com/3k2gh,1
@NikRou sad how it always works out like that   21-19 Lakers 9 min left in the 2nd Q,0
Bah. Stupid Detroit. Way to crap on my get well attempt,0
true dat,1
super bummed.,0
i keep looking out the window and wish i could just fly away !!!!,0
@ImInLoveWithMJ of course  heheeee <3,1
@melaniemayron52 But of course my dear,1
i'm so fucking bored   please entertain me!,0
"@LaFemmeLaVie Definitely, I already prayed tO God cause I'd need his help big time on this one  my little nephew is very full of life",1
So happy to be back in Iowa City. What a beautiful place,1
"@KrisWilliams81 @charleymills  On, nevermind TwitVid.  That sucks.  Now I like http://www.twiddeo.com/",1
@itsadriannn whats so difficult? maple? :O youre owninggg,0
i can't be stuffed doing work  but i have to anyway,0
spelled weird wrong in her last tweet.,0
@molliesmummy That's easy to work out then! I'll be back this week- unfortunately I'm improving!! Tomorrow or Thurs. Still poorly though,0
17 again later! Push Play & Tiffany Giardina tomorrow!,1
@DanniDeer I'm so jealous. I wanna hear new tsg soooo bad. It sucks because it will prob come out after I go to uwf.,0
Drinking red bull and gin. I am not drunk but I don't give a fuck,1
"@Cooper_Pug Cooper, Scout was just hoping you were hiding out in my suitcase",1
"Well shockingly, That wasn't too bad! Didnt think much of the meal but hey ho it was free  Good laugh there. But Back on here and FB now!!",1
do the ice cream freeze.,1
"@caroline93 hey hoe , i like ur pic  smokin okin",1
@greggarbo http://twitpic.com/6sjsn - why cant i see it?,0
ahhh! MTV Movie Adwards is today!!!..I can't wait!!!,1
"@djnvs break it up in 2 and send it to me to air.  w the drops, just no nvs sweeps with another station voice.",1
is going in the pool,1
"after a bit more research, my cool new headband doesn't look as much like Geordi's visor as i thought",0
@RaraACTIVE ummm... idk. haha.. ill start writing,1
I wish I had beautiful feet,0
Shopping with my mum  @ Eindhoven city,1
@SenJohnMcCain I really wanted you to win.,0
@ChiNurse the economy is on all our backs.  I'm sure he has your will and goals which will help him gain employment.,0
@jemimah_knight nope. In fact that's definitely a branch of agniology. I think its called 'bliss',1
@jazZ_16 Which antispyware application do you use?,1
"@Schlingl yeah, good morning",1
Having a meeting from lovely monday morning,1
@goaudio very good  your getting in with all the new tchnology now eyy. geek,1
"Summer on Wednesday, Winter on Friday. I didn't want snow in June.",0
trying not tob love or hate ... possible??? i pray so,0
@CiscoMan yes! but two people just at @amberabbott that is isn't real!,0
@mikey_nw19 Haha  yea i have two cat's one dog one mouse and a snake that had like twenty babies.. Im a freak!,1
thanks for my new title queen of the **s! I wear wear it proudly,1
i kinda need you right now mom,0
Wolverine pretty much sucked.  Don't say I didn't warn ya.,0
@stylishjoy Hey Joy  How are you doing ?,1
is watching big brother 10 !,1
i think my personal computer is broken,0
Fixing an old USB mouse GPS that apparently had the antenna cable broken. My eyes are not as they used to be for smt soldering,0
"I've received my new iPhone 3gs, woohoo!!!!!!......but now I have to wait till tonight to activiate it",0
Exam time............... OMG I Need to study hard this time damn.....,0
@cabezalana you need a hug!,1
Yay f and lucy are coming too  i love having my own house now ;),1
@The_Eric_Gray I'm really starting to hate you for going to all those sports events!,1
@dannygokey @michaelsarver1 @MGiraudOfficial @AnoopDoggDesai crossin fingers i can C-U in B-more. Trusted sum1 4 ticks & got cheated,0
I am sooo tired!!,0
"@JGDemas ah, gotcha. well, i'm certainly excited to make the acquaintence of a Beatle...even an unofficial one.",1
"@SEXONWHEELS u lcky girl, how on earth did u get rusty to follow ya?! tell me ur secret  x",1
@Neekatron lets make up our own!,1
"@NatiChan mk, but it won't be till after dinner",0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroenteritis so messed up  im better today tho...,0
I have the broken heart,0
"Ahhh finally back home. The night was somethin bananerz lmao. In bed, so wired I can't even sleep yet. 6 am on the dotski",1
@troppo Twitterfon is great but it converts smileys  into pictures what looks like very bad taste to me.,1
"@raysonesquejo Nothing. Come by right now, man. I'm bored as fuck",0
"@AliAdler I was the first! ;) Also, I couldn't resist: http://bit.ly/alibday Looks like a few people have made their way over here",1
Got to get two new tyres on the car  #fb,0
First jumper of the year. How many river suicides this summer I wonder. Last year was about one a week,0
@Jebatron ya.  i already know what i'm wearing ;) also want to ask chewy to curl my hair again ha ah ah a,1
@teach_j You're welcome,1
@johnlwray Thank u for the nice shoutout!!,1
"Ahh, I hope I can fix my body clock before enrollment day.  Late time to sleep, but I shall try! Night-o folks!",0
"@nwoolhouseuk Well I can only hope, wait and see",1
#inaperfectworld I wouldn't ever drop a tear  damn you love!,0
"@Akelaa Ah, thank you. I'm trying to stay positive. Laughing helps  He actually has Twitter, but never updates. What do you write for?",1
Ascot tomorrow for Ladies Day. Trying to decide between 2 outfits..... Weather report not as good as forecast earlier this week  boo!,0
hopes the tickets confirm,1
Mwahahaha my laptop is squeaky clean right now...just gave it a gd scrub!  Damn smooth...(L) MOM GOT MACARONS FOR ME! 8D,1
woo hoo i have 5 followers  luv yas,1
Damn 135 looks so empty,0
@batgirl86 Yes! But i know it can't happen. already have vacation in June.  Maybe one day!,0
RIP laptop  no more computer for meee,0
Not digging Stephen's shaved head,0
Sweet.....lots of power today....lots of authority.......me having seniority over all here!!!! hahahahaha and Im doing it in 4in wedges,1
@Open_Book giving away stock is always a good idea,1
580 pages of sex drugs rock'n'roll && alcohol ...and I already on page 473!! DAMN THIS IS A GOOD BOOK,1
Happy Star Wars Day!!! May The 4th Be With You!,1
@tommcfly I'd do anything for a kitten,0
"update lake trip to ex-boss, ex-coworker, ex-coworker's sister, ex-coworker's sister's boyfriend, my friend, and i. fun time.",1
@kbirbeck @owlsdaughter Hoping that the readings were fun!,1
@CoolSex lol not possible   #marsiscoming,1
Got sunburned...,0
"Don't fret, I have enough love for all of you! I gotta keep my heart in a bag cause it is bigger than me  <3 xx",1
"school tomorrow  really dreading it, its depressing. im off anyway. ill try get in one more tweet before school ..",0
@limecello I was way sad though because that article confirmed that Kings is dead.  I was LOVING that show so much!,0
going too Fontana (: yay,1
was going to watch Click but then remembered how unneccessarily sad it is,0
Having a shitty kind of a day due to local council bureaucracy  Looking forward to Arsenal match tonight. I do think we will win tonight.,0
@ColbieC If you say so!,1
@OhMykix r or something like that someday.  or maybe not.. i might cramp your style lol jk :]],1
@taylorswift13 haha that sounds like me...i buy my dog clothes all the time! lol  we want our pets 2 be stylin'!,1
@frostvalley Oh dont worry! Im bringin it with me---no confusion this summer!,1
VENEZUELA! - so i’m leaving. no tumblr until june 11th. don’t miss me too much haha.  byeee!!!!!! http://tumblr.com/xzc1x2vms,1
@EdwardPeace We <3 you tooo.,1
oh no.  Twitter is going down at 2pm....,0
@Orchidflower Enjoy  I had lunch at The Kings Head in Guillyford today. Highly recommended,1
i feel so....free,1
i broke my charger  !! i broke my charger !!,0
@cielvert But not nice enough to tap?,0
i wish i lived in atlanta,0
@apriljoyisfree just now?  did sleepy screw up or was it doc or ben?,1
@Snarf_Mast3r cancel your gay new York trip and come back. Honestly why are you going?,0
I am so burnt!,0
@sangfroid  hehe,1
just got home. sleep is always my best fwend on sundays  kehnite.,1
cannot even wait for alittlefaster && nothingpersonal !,1
@KylieAAM Tweeting mangoes your way... Received them? Maybe they got lost on the way. Or they are in my tummy.,1
has just added his brother,1
Listenin' to 'if you seek amy' By Britney spears,1
Ooooh! If my brain's recovered I may also take some photos today,1
@mossbeep Thank you so much,1
"@R2ThaEdgy This guy came up to my friend for money, then asked her for a cigarette... Maybe its best you dont give so you cant give more.",0
"@gamefiend I'd be interested, but it'll be months before I have the time",0
I had the most amazing time with Mike and Swatty...just like old times!!  But I'm bummed they had to leave so soon.,0
"@jasonelsa56 still a cheapskate, even when you're upside down!!",1
man. i need followers. baddd,0
"@mark32i5b ha ha, no just I'm not a fan of the heat",0
today is most certainly 'one of those days'. . . someone is bound to get cussed out && it won't even be purposely. blahhh,0
"No I'm not interested in making 'automated million' on twitter, getting tonnes of direct message #spam after following more people",0
@mrtaikandi But I'm addicted to TweetDeck's columns,0
on the train on my way home and its raining,0
@KLoop83 pretty much everything right now. message me on myspace cuz the mobile version for this blows. i gotta do some work here,0
@emmamcvie Nice  Hope Island here,1
@TerenceSmelser My hair!,1
is feeling better but still a little sad.,0
@cardhousedream lol k,1
Watching some old Boston Legal. Man I miss this show more every time I see a rerun,0
"@cai_mommy, @a4ce, back from field trip, awake from my nap, log on to twitter and my screen are filled w/ your updates! ~love it! Reading",1
The waves...  none. http://bit.ly/O7mIg  http://yfrog.com/7gs7yj,0
"@HannahCornett Australia! How cool is that? I have never been there, but know some great Aussie tweeps.",1
@jeremerogers sooo since ur retired. . does that mean ur not celebrating go out & skate day?! u were posta teach us!,0
@mizzpink watch out - all the friendly twitterers will now tell us how sunny it is where they are. We just have rain,0
My last day in Germany  But I miss CA !,0
"@thisgirln rofllllllll. Rotating buzzers  hahahaha. "Amanda, lets spoon". Sorry. Flashbacks.",1
So difficult to cut through all the noise. Who to trust? I feal fear,0
"@haroldfricker really looking forward to #fote09, should be great. Follow @FOTiE for latest news; FOTE was already taken",0
is having some drinks,1
@13Music I'm Cali. If I make it in this competition I will have to fly out. Have a great show. I'm a fan. Big ups. Tell LL I'm a fan!,1
@selenagomez  would you like to go on a date with me.. plz say yes,0
@easilyamused_tx I cried again seeing it.,0
wants some popcorn.  http://plurk.com/p/z2j2p,1
@joeymcintyre Since i dont have M&G in tdot i am a little scared my dream of every meeting you in over  I hope this isnt it for NKOTB!!,0
@teddilynnpiazza *u should..ha,1
"good morning, put on a smile for a great day!",1
Bad end to a bad week.,0
amazing people --->  @geogurl @christophermc @feiticeira @bittersweetm #followfriday,1
is just twittering,1
Looks like another hour of walking... Still no baby.,0
@BobbyRingstrom thanks Bob!,1
im really excited to see my daddy..he's in work for a week..and he's now coming home!yehey! i miss daddy!,0
@mariene74 haha thanks =P woah that explosions looks awful =( thoughts with the families. must check out twitterfox,1
"@kimberley_marie Bonjour, oh look your sat on the couch next to me.  x",1
Busy Busy Busy...has been the theme of the day..juggling many balls with two hands makes me tired till 6...have another meeting at 9PM,0
Just drove to target I feel so accomplished haha,1
"This dance station is playing that Milkshake song, haven't heard it in years. I'm going to probably be singing it in the morning.",0
"@shesamaverick lol i epic fail @ typing, its so cool",1
@1208wonderful if only they stayed babies.,0
@hulamom2 i love you be nice to me,0
A rut is a grave with the ends kicked out -----> & not worthy of any of my Twitter Pals  Wishing all my twitter friends a great week!!,1
I wish I still worked with @CherylWalls so work would be fun.  Plus my brain is all mixed up and I need somebody to talk to. =/,0
Just got up and ready for Sunday.  V for Vendetta kicked ass btw.,1
Waiting on plane arriving delayed by 15 mins so far,0
@ncpaddler thanks for the followfriday,1
@TheCharmQuark Hello! Happy bank holiday,1
"good mornin tweepz... aha,, juz got up,, :p smiLe",1
hello people  so hyper. haha everyone must watch Joe Jonas single ladie's dance on youtube it's so funny i love it!,1
momma cooked a feast for dad <3 gg to visit great grandad later. he fell & had a bump on his head,0
@katediamond Unfortunately not -- my Virgin TV package doesn't include sky1   Will have to get the boxset once released,0
@BayleyBowen Are you sure you aren't a bot  phrases every once in a while is nice but looking like a generator isn't good either!,0
"watching blades of glory, forgot how much i love this moviee",1
embedding a google calendar into a site is actually seriously easy,1
"@maggie1993 HEYYY to you to? how are you doing? i miss you Mag  on your summer hols already right? im jealous, i want holidays too. haha",1
"@crosberg o man, that's just mean! i want to push it too!   i may print a copy of the picture and just push THAT. (then again, i'm weird)",1
ya rabi er7mani this weather i can't take,0
"@HipHopJunkie951 haha,my parents totally didnt spoil me,they were my anchors,but my uncles/aunts/gparents did",1
http://twitpic.com/7qguu - i hit my ankle of the door yesterday and this is what i got.,0
terrible headache while working!! oh god...,0
@J_Beck1  working where?,0
everything will be okay someday..,0
"do you remembrer the decembre foggy breeze?"...I've a cold,0
@Connyyy that sounds awesome  nd Id suggest we should b the 1st 1s 2 hear the band singing somethin ;) wenn wir eh schon eingeplant sind.,1
This is a status update to twitter from ICE  Timestamp: Mon Jun 15 13:52:30 CEST 2009,1
"@RecipeRunway So sorry for the delay. The cooking part is easy. The posting part, not so much.  Now on to Strawberry & Prawn Salad...",1
I'm going to go watch the MTV movie awards,1
@VodafoneUk i missed it by about a minute. Stupid buses,0
"@nordstromphoto yea yea, whatever  , can't hide too much from us, you're just down the road.",1
@Wossy  Would of bin unfortinate if you didnt wossy!,1
sunglasses - check. radio 4 friday comedy podcasts- check. drive back to Winchester - check. Poop poop!!,1
Hoping my chat buddies are on didn't get to talk to them long today.  ♥,0
reading GEO...,0
"@Mcdoogle What is that? Also, facebook and last.fm coming to Xbox Live",1
@RisaRM I tried replying to your mono lake tweet but dunno what happened. Just said I know that lake very well.,1
@PolishedPinky She does look sad.,0
I'm about to make a three hour trek to the airport and my little 6 y/o sparkle has an upset tummy.,0
I want to see my babeee so badly,0
"@coldplay excellent!! *lol* The video and Chris's spontaneous sing-a-song was brilliant! keep those videos coming, please!!",1
#musicmonday - follow us if you're a fan of McFly,1
OMG. I see CJ layin on the floor he had tears in his eyes.... I feel like a bad mommy,0
@courtneycummz http://twitpic.com/7jbpq -,1
Austinphotoexpo has some great talks today. Some things moving to don't know stage from the don't know you don't know stage.,1
Today dragged on  but atleast I'm home nao. Might go out inaa bit.,0
@ritaolds I like your #you'reafunboy funnies you got goin on right now!  Wish I had time to play!  lmao I seriously gotta sign off & work,0
THANK.THE.LORD. finally go the image i wanted as my background  ... now I'll probably change it again later. bahaha.,1
The team won and we're going to City playoffs in May! Yay! I don't know what that really means because I've never been to City playoffs.,1
@sofifii great Hills episode tonight! sorry to see lauren go,0
"Making honey glazed chicken, myself",1
"@Keels_90 yes u did  and thank u! i luv it  it makes me smile and be sad/sympathetic at the same time. good stuff, going on our car cd!!",1
All coursework due tomorrow! Loads of late night annotating is neeed,0
Saw this uncle with super deep dimples! Omg why can't I have it too,0
@MCRmuffin i gtg  see ya!,0
Last night of vacay. Headed back to NoVA in 19 hours,0
@spiderbeef23 who are you rooting for in the finals?,1
@DutchRaymond no  i'm a student at grafisch lyceum utrecht. I just finished studying dtp last year,1
"@jillianmcdowell Cool  Ya, and in @tweetROI, they'll get paid less as their spam destroys their influence and following.",1
@AmmO_Singh I live in a country town with 1 set of traffic lights. Yet 20 minutes drive from a capitol city  Not unlike ENgland I assume,1
@thevowel ...    you knew that tomorrow was my day off...that's why you scheduled the maint for then....thanks E,0
is excited about the MW 2.0 Summit tomorrow!!!!  Fun times....,1
"Looking forward to Y&R, B&B and GH today!!",1
"oh, you can now add me on facebook here: http://bit.ly/EUOLc /pages/Scott-Faithfull/83632873774",1
Ohhhh and i have pub homework to do  it will involve filling out legal forms while having a pint of cidar. not all is lost I spose,0
@mileycyrus: thats good  cant wait to see u in october!,1
i love my hair! and it smells so good,1
Happy mothers day! I love my momma,1
"@mursya, have a nice trip dear!",1
I hate the Da Vinci Code..,0
"really wants to buy LICD Beginnings but due to him being broke, will just have to cry about it.",0
I'm Good by Blaque is like my national anthem this week  makes me hype lol,1
@lmkenny thanks for the feedback,1
"Biggie movie was pretty emotional  shed a couple of tears, lol .... I'm such a woozz",0
"@PATDvenusFOB  yes,i'm  too   don't  know what  i should wear!!  ahhh help me pls!!",0
not many traks on the trak pack the only really giood 1 is we are the champions not even something like another 1 bites the dust with it,0
The Air France debris was found last night... Deadlest 21st century aviation accident. Read the story in the newspaper...,0
@highpriestess  hope the shirt fits well on you! post a pic!!!!,1
@jamescousins I don't think even Paxton & Whitfield do it.  Maybe the Cheese Centre at Victoria!,0
Am very depressed.,0
@ianng89 barney was my fav childhood show! i cried when they stopped airing it,0
Having a fantastic night!!! Playing Disney Monopoly and drinking beer with Jamie!   love it!,1
I have legit been taking notes this whole time. Kill me because I have one more chapter to go waahhhh,0
"@Lanecat2 no problem, there are many of us",1
"I'll be back in 20 minutes. Lunch time. Bye for now, and once again thank you",1
Loki is not well  I wonder what he got into...,0
Geez...need to start packing. I don't even know where to start...,0
@VickiElam Maybe we'll ask @MajorDodson about that one. LOL Sunny boy is on vac til Sunday ... clouds & rain until then,0
@GlamDeWstella71  hiya - am good thanks. development  day is a teacher training day ! they seem to have a lot of them,0
wants more than anything to be home,0
@RebelState not if it's good!,1
"@lenamac I've been to a few in Liverpool but I'm always looking for any good recs, so if you find any let me know!",1
India second in human trafficking!  http://bit.ly/HEhVt via @addthis,0
@bexiclepop good luck,1
Do i have to actually work?  erm. wannabeateenforever.,0
@rae_flo after ur comment i checked the weather n its gon rain tomo  luckily i didnt wash my car as planned 2day,0
@pennyclin that's why..my firm doesn't seem to have the policy.. sigh.. worse than SAF,0
@evierenee your daughter is so pretty,1
I should be asleep right now  have to make up at 7am,1
"Wow KU has a Kickball course, but no archery?  I want to learn to use a crossbow!!",0
@a_simple_girl lol OMG you kill me girl,1
"first day in a new area at work, already having computer problems",0
@sketchymedia sort those transparent gifs out,1
@BlokesLib lol...but how could I ever get sick of hearing from my fav Aussie?  *does the happy day off dance*,1
Photovia imnosuperman) Michael J. Fox and Zach Braff = (L) Them few episodes was well sad though  http://tumblr.com/xsz23nx00,0
@NereadersDigest ouch,0
?????? having a good night's sleep is often said to be beneficial to one's health. ??????????  ????????,1
Get weekend playing cello in "big church" with some of the wildsiders. I feel so old now. Now dinner with tanya.,1
@sn0rl4x What about arizona green tea? Guess i should chug a last glass of soda now,0
"@EthanSuplee Owie. Bruised mine, once; I feel your pain, dude.",0
legs hurt though,0
"Good morning world, couldn't sleep tonight  Copenhagen doesn't want to leave my head...",0
Went to starbucks and the man came me a venti instead of a grande....must b my lucky day....yyeeeaaahhh mocha frap,1
"@edwardvirtually Yeah, i have so many, shud disable one by one and watch it",1
@perpetualvomit  Anything I can do to help?????,0
@zaheyraw  sad thing is I never notice till it's too late.,0
"i regret of what i've done,i'm really sorry,i wish i could turn back time,i still love to try loving you,love to see you when you love me",1
is sending out a HELLO to her new followers.,1
@XSeifer  Yep... failed... BIG TIME!! No interest coming from said direction!,0
what a glorious day....slept way too much.  ready to go out again.,1
"1.02 billion people suffer from hunger in the world." Hard to imagine the lives of these people then we just have to open the fridge...,0
The dog came home   He's soaking wet and reeking of chips - yuck,0
Twitter::  Just got back from the social studies exam. it was hard   But i'm still guarenteed to pass!,0
"@Yungon SORRY~ The truth is, that (almost)All I concern is only FOOD! these days. I can't concentrate on many things at the same time",0
"I gotta admit, now that our network printer is fully working, 'tis an awesome thing to have!! Thanks to those who helped me set it up",1
i feel like a scoop of ice cream that dropped off a sad little kid's cone at an amusement park on hot summer day. i wish i had a pool,0
"@Farscale Yes, although mainly when there are other awesome people on at the same time.",1
sunburntttt  but also very happy,0
"Horseshoe Bay, we be on our... Trip. Too much sun, and it ain't even 11.",1
@Hotnik203 .. I wish I was going ro Summer Jam too!!,0
packing up... flight's tomorrow!!,1
@KelseyDD I will be able to bake cookies on Saturday! That's when I get my fully functioning kitchen!!!!!!!!!,1
Hard drive failure on my MBP. At second Apple store of the day. HDD has to me replaced  Thank God for Time Machine backup. Hope it works!,0
@just1mom I am on the regime everyday bc I haven't had access to much quality cannabis lately. nothing even close to medical quality.,0
@COWBOYJDANOS I only use Tweet Deck and it's been doing ok. How'd the run go?? I haven't worked out in a few days..I'm lazy.,0
doing nothing don t u just hate it when guys leave u heartbroken,0
@ddlovato sonny with a chance is so cool.. i hope you can reply,0
tony straightens my hair,1
Eurovision 2009  congrats NORWAY!! and good job Ellas  !,1
Not had any rain today in the south of England.  Well lots of miles south of oxford that is. probably get it tomorrow,0
@meyuy oh yes im bloody alone here. hate it! specially when im wearing this mini dress. Huh,0
I had my hair treated at the parlor. :] So nice of mom,1
I've just joined fanfiction.net! Although I have to wait two days before I can upload anything  News announcement up tomorow!,0
"sick today, not too great all weekend, but bad enough to lay out of work today",0
@sillyjomeg Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
Up!  danny and maisha are great adventure goers.,1
"@mikeyagulto Mikey, Saturday, Starbucks, Araneta. Be there. Catch up. I'll be with Trix and Pura and the rest.",1
few time left to finish my assignment! feels like it's never coming to an end,0
on the phone with my love john,1
@Shy_Girl_724 LOL oh ok...I know but he looks at me so sad when I tell him bye and with me working long everyday and finals he's ignored,0
about to set off for school,0
dead boredd,0
off for the night,1
@AlleysPlace  Thank you! I'm played it for a bit and love it.,1
@HanggiLove Love and best wishes to you and Kelly Devine tonight!!!!  I'm so happy for you!,1
@unredacted crap  sorry to hear,0
I love you wife gotta hang out soon  wub you,0
mmm diet coke (L) not had any for agges,0
@justinu84 it's your little secret,1
"@dumbblondy well then send some energy over this way, I need it immediately",1
@china_wonder @LouisVLee Hey I wanna go to EW!  ::poutin::,0
@WhereisKevinn well my night seems pretty boring in comparison to the strokes you've experienced tonight,1
"So, the reactions and the feedback has been great  Thanks all for the support!",1
@doubtme Indeed! I'll add you when this episode of Star Trek is over,1
Fuck. 3am with my iPod full volume trying to drown out the bullshit going on outside my room  ugh I wanna go home,0
"@shaundiviney PLEASE CALL AGAIN; I MISSED THE CALL! pleeeease, ive been waiting and waiting for it and i missed it  u only called once",0
is wiiiiidddddeee awake with no where to go and my boo doin other stuff that doesn't involve me! Thats just not right.,0
says just finished playing NeoSteam  http://plurk.com/p/z4f6v,1
Just chilling....studying for finals.,0
"@estiswiss I'm fine, the sun came back to Sweden today =D Everything okey up in The Alpes?",1
"Grey has had the all clear from the vet, her tummy is back to normal.",1
@DannieLovesYou You didn't know that? Damn. Do I have to teach you everything about being BIG and BEAUTIFUL  Shake yo money maker,1
@ThisIsRobThomas HD @ #9 on the radio chart here in Oz...jumped 42 spots from last week. go Rob!!  http://www.aumreport.com/amr100.html,1
@domin4trix I'm sure you're delighted,1
@AmberGertner ah that sucks matey  tired is no good! I'm in full refusing to leave my bed mode. Haha,0
I have puddles in my shoes.,0
headed into venue.  bbl,1
My family and me are going out to a movie during the MTV movie awards!   i have to record it. Argg.,0
whatev forget the dance. im siked for tomorro,1
@z0mbie_ ghey shots? not sure I had those,0
ugh im still not on summer break.....huh....im sad....,0
mine too <3,1
@The_fixer @Markable @PattySky Excellent soon we shall have a movement forming and Mondays will be no more!  #banmondays,1
studying for the boards,0
Argh! TweetDeck crashed 5 times within 10 mins already. Tweets don't automatically mark as READ when viewed?,0
@MelodyDTF I will def figure this 1 out real soon ...lol this is gonna be some real fun,1
It's fucking 57 degrees & raining...people wonder why I want to move from Chicago. LOOK OUTSIDE!! It's June and the weather still sucks!,0
I picked an awfully gray day to have off,0
@JessicaPinup I'm glad you're feeling a little bit better,1
"@poynterlubz hahaa aaar no !! i'm gunna fail it  there's either foundation paper, or higher gcse one. & my teachers making me do the high",0
"@epodcaster I agree   She's amazing when it comes to that stuff. In fact, she's pretty amazing all the way around. When there's no drama.",1
it's my last day here  going to find salvation army.,0
@snlildude87 Hahaha ok  it's actually a nice place but... nothing happens! haha it's kind of the same everyday.....  but I like it!,1
"all alone.  still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.",0
@Twyst don't scrub your eye.Go to the doctor if you have to.,0
is now carless.,0
"@yasexy lmao oh shit it looked real i guess i wuznt really lookin at it too much tho ya feel me lol nice job tho, multi-talented i see",1
Early Start today 4:15am Have somethings to do today. Can sleep so got up,1
enjoying the night watching blink 182 videos,1
@xradekk yeah i know this city  mmm sea..haha i'm quite jealous,1
All I did was give sugars (kisses) to @CindyMallette.  Now she's thinks we're an item or something.,0
"@Gabby_da_Tabby hehehehe! I do that sometimes... but if I REALLY wanna play, I bring the toy to mama FIRST! Then I keep bringing it back.",1
Flight delayed by one hour.,0
"Photo: crookabelle: Me too!  Have fun on tour, GLASTONBURY IS TEN DAYS FROM NOW! Loves ya. http://tumblr.com/xjq21uuzw",0
MY! the post about our latest trip looks aweesssomme! getting the hang of it!,1
"http://twitpic.com/643xt - @anrserge Thanks, follow me.",1
@teddyrised haha thanks,1
@zaveriaakash hopefully after coll starts.,1
wish he was more punctual & not lazy,1
@harmonybreviews Nice batch!,1
No ones talking to me,0
"@shaznyc I do, it's called a zip-lock bag",1
i didn't know.,0
@katthirteen i want to see the new movie SO BAD.  nick went without me,0
Erk my head is still a little tender from yesterday's migraine,0
@ericaholt don't about interviews. Brian Williams puts clips of Rush's show on the Nightly News and G.S. quoted Rush on ThisWeek this AM.,0
@letter2twilight Tell Sam I said "Hi" and ask if he misses my mesmerizing eyes.,1
someone come pick me up! i don't want to be home yet.,0
is at home wid lala watchin how she moves great flim love it!!! might watch the fast n furious triology nxt,1
Just finished working out and now I'm about to tan,1
hate revising for exams,0
"@hookedonwinter Not enough of them, though   My ideal world would have a Breakfast King on every corner. And it would rain beer and chile.",0
um. Just bought another camera.,1
@danecook Dude. did I just see you at the Mtv Awards? Tweet us from there. Come on.,1
Shopping food for the weekend. Way to much to carry  pretty exhausted...,0
I just realized I sprained my finger. I was sitting here watching an instant movie on netflix.  I'm falling apart!!,0
@mokargas dude! And I forgot I had a spa! Thanks  I will have one haha,1
"@JimCarr1980 hey, i just got my mini open cinema ticket now... for the last event... bizarre!?",1
@Natjc do you really want to inflict a sober you on the world?,1
You up for it City? Can you defeat Utd at their ground and cause a dent in their title ambitions ... fingers crossed that you can and do,1
@chemicalzombie what? No crying  i messaged you.,0
@backstreetboys We're keepeing the BackStreet Pride Alive too! Even we have an uniform. I'm gonna start crying  buaa  #BSB,0
the Vice Presidebt of CB&T contacted me,1
@discobot It's not sunny here,0
"@larrywright Yeah, cappuccino looks really sweet, would be fun to get into... Objective-J is out of my league though",0
say hi to Cullen  she's red and black and officially my "other" daughter. http://sml.vg/n9R0Xu,1
"Totally just realized, just this very moment, that I won't be calling my grandpa for Father's Day. This can only end badly.  Motherfuck.",0
@profetacinque i keep getting raped by night elves  fuck pvp servers,0
"Monkey bar tonight!...and after u guys go, come visit me @ v lounge! I am all alone tonight.       haha",0
"@gracechin Don't be so hard on yourself, babe  *huggles*",0
"@sidfaiwu Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. For some reason, reminding me of vintage Jarre - Zoolookologie - mixed with Tangerine Dream + @bt magic!",1
@prettylanisax3 u messed me up tho cuz ur not followin me,0
Federar already in brink! One set down in 3rd round,0
@nancykohler   I wish!  She actually loves hockey thanks to me!  My nephew may play hockey at Jay Serra High School in So Ca.,1
sad it's father's day,0
Photo: Dedicated to babe  http://tumblr.com/xxh1ynt6d,0
"@LariiTran Me neither.  But half yearlies all week, I need to go. You can not go, can't you? ROFL!",0
Freakinq bored with hw! && im watchinq CSI: Miami.  awesome,1
@PandaMayhem  That sucks. It was....um.... Front Row and looked a little off to the side.,0
"is dreading history. Sigh, spm why do you exist",0
omg i keep losing followers this is so sad  i want 90 one day....thats my goal ;D,0
is very very sad she isn't going to see muse   on the other hand i need to go out more often you know more about me than i do!,0
I would Raven but I don't know how,0
whats this? a night out with @abby1ill? sounds like trouble... the good kind,1
Up was great! Laughed a ton,1
Morning world!! The suns shining again. Another great day to be fucking working indoors.,0
"Shopping, pizza, then lots of movies!!",1
Feel so weird! Stomach hurts.  tests are over! Finished school for 2 months!,0
@lucascruikshank http://twitpic.com/2j5w3 - i want a fred shirt but i live in england,0
i dont wanna go to work in 5 hours,0
Naples' Coffee & #SocialMedia event next Tuesday June 9th... Same Bad Ass Coffee... Same BA Time  http://bit.ly/DwzdY,1
"this week is going to be long. pls, GOD let everything go smoothly and let me loose 5 pounds lol (or just the first part would be fine)",1
@petshopboys Re: Meet & Greet package. Will it worth our hard earned money? Will Chris refuses to take pics with us?,1
result new version of jquery plugin now working so i dont have to bug hunt.  helpful!,1
@Kellisanth kingdom hearts axel. 'Twas sad.,0
@offtheceiling tired  I think petsmart may have liiiied to me,0
is staying inside on this beautiful Sunday   Messed up my leg @ the marina.  cant walk.  Totaly thumbs down.,0
I hate the end of Titanic. I always cry  its so good!,0
"i got out of work 2 hours early, thank you Nicole  now i have to study for my psychology test i have tomorrow morning.",1
@crredwards Dim Sum? Yum! Send me some.,1
"@fairyflosslove do it! That's really not very expensive at all!  orange really isn't my colour, or I'd buy it too haha.",1
@KrissaSmith thanks!!!!,1
my nose is sore fm blowing it alllll day,0
@nbarumorzone Hey! you,1
Awe you guys are funny.  thanks.. Ahhh emotions are complicated. :/,1
Just woke up today and I can't go to work... friggin' tonsilitis,0
@kinesthesia SAME SAME although with less sun lol,0
Depressed b/c my new OG in Houston sucks...I should have stayed where I was in San Antonio,0
"on saturday, i'm go to yasmin harmoni for graduation.... hiks.... hiks...",0
@yberryfurrealz Ha! I will let you guess,1
"@Tamarzipan haha i couldn't, my dad is watching tv",0
Ok....going to bed. I miss Leyla  I hope she can come here this summer!,0
"@jmays716 Wow, what a tragedy! Funny picture, though. Hope your day gets better from now on.",1
@jbarnettcraig I turned my phone off right after I put up that tweet bc my phone was dying,0
Happy Fathers Day dad ! I wish you was here to celebrate with us. I miss you,0
Going to the lighthouse,1
"@decryption Good luck man, it's tough out there",1
@MPsLadyScorpio eryone used to think my dad was my boyfriend...even when I was a teenager,0
@debbieseraphina because you're awfully persuasive.  http://twtvite.com/sb4ldj #sgtweetup,1
@EcoDiva i love your new tagline also! you should sell it to twitter!,1
I really miss having a record player&records.Wonder how many ppl will wonder what that is?,1
"States and cities borrow big http://usat.me/?34945812 comment 3/4 way through, if we are in a recession why are we building a library",0
So mad rt now! I keep trying 2 remove people and I'm still getting updates from them,0
We took my little girl to Chuck E Cheese tonight along with her best bud. try to make nite before she leaves special! Summer visitation,0
@demonaluv happened to me,0
exams finished woohoo! Now time for results,0
Just have to say again how much I like the new twitteriffic,1
@hesa you're just talented I guess,1
@MyfWarhurst it's lovely that you had 17 years with your doggie. They become part of the family,1
@mrskutcher definatley agree  blew flawless out of the runnings with that performance!!,1
"I want at least 2 of todays @woot items... alas, I cannot afford even one.  #damnyourentcheck",0
#ihate being stuck in a close space for long periods of time with ppl who have rank breath or poor hygene,0
worn out. finals week.,0
"here, missing you  more than words can i say..// i'm so sorry..",0
Ughhh just stepped on a snail.,0
@RevRunWisdom thats the best thing u coulda said to me 2day..im goin thru such a rough time,0
Exams tomorrow  5 days until i'm with Jimmy!!,0
"I don't wanna go to the uni, i wanna sleep i'm tired",0
@MizzJonas23 ohh cool!  do u have good seats?,1
"@cultlabs Yeah, me too sometimes. You job sounds like much more fun tho",1
Good golly long night. Couldn't sleep.  on the phone w phone company hate this music Wtf Wtf,0
"@NiftyKnits have fun, we were going to go today, just locally, but it is hissing down",0
why are you always gone...,0
Finally got to this one @PuckTarget time for bed now?  (re: "Loving every minute of it! Hate for it to end! ) ? http://blip.fm/~6ibun,0
@pixiesongs your touring with the saturdays arn't you?  If you are i'll be seeing you live; love your songs xx,1
"@raychulb I actually needed that advice, so... Thanks",1
@TizzySizzleberg I love the accents.... ahhhhh!!,1
@idolkatelyn why? Are you writing a bio? Or is this homework of some sort?,1
"Would love to use #RubyMine, but for a startup the price for a license is too high. Just missed the beta discount...",0
is not able to follow more people atm,0
@Doctorbenjy GOOD LUCK! Just throw in lots of cool words like denotations and it will be fiiiine,1
"@danniesheriff lol, there isnt really anything we can do about it though",0
@MelzieC I saw the show listing and saw it was on a Wednesday!!!!,0
"Halfway thru ride, stopping to refuel. East falls loop-40min exactly. Out again for another loop when done energy beans. Dead ipos.",0
@nyxgoldstone I guess my YIM crashed. Logged in,1
@paigedansinger@studioloraine@misshq ladies!miss you! let's hang out soon! (via @jackiebateman)Me too. Too much crying to leave my house.,0
Kellys for the last time,0
@beohbe My garden and I thank you! I didn't know & will check into it (and borrowing a truck),1
what is this?!?! the fueledbyramen store will not process my transaction for a rocket to the moon merchandise!!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!,0
"Had a great party for L today and got to spend time with 4 of my favorites! L, A ,L & A",1
is going to sleep...sweet dreams  <3,1
"@ksekher yup, a fraud mallu architect in chennai  i just moved to chennai in january, more like a re-move, cuz i did my undergrad here.",1
Movies with Kelly Jackie and Kelsey,1
@jillrenae27 @ JILLRENAE2782 You've been on Twitter for about a minute & already you're having an identity crisis???,1
music/guitar keeps me sane!!! Goodmorning,1
funny how quick yr mood can change.,0
Jonas Brothers and McFly are perfect .The most beautiful and best in music today came to Brazil and I could only see them on television!,0
Is back at home playing xbox,1
"@t0msw1ft hahaha..I know, I knew it was too good to be true, but a girl has to try!",1
@IAmWanderlust We need to fix my computer first. Its taken to making a strangely loud whirring noise at random intervals.,0
Nice view of Long Island sound from my hotel room... With nice balcony and Adirondack chairs!  [pic] http://ff.im/2wde4,1
@MiissVee scrumptious? Damn. Too bad I aint get none  bout to put a batt in that bullet! Hahahaha,0
Working from home is very lonely.  There's no one to share my jokes with,0
@Karen230683 awww! If you want I can give you a ring tonight? Ha ha!,1
well - that's it - it's morning already... Can't believe that it's still only Thursday though,0
"One thing about gettin paid on the 1st and 15th, every body and their mothers is at the bank",0
@inkybinkybee No problem .. If you do need any help let me know. Just send a tweet,1
@mopartnersceo that's just about every morning til I have my coffee,1
"@joshthomas87 dont be mad at them. just thought id ask, still think your funny  x",1
@QueenofScots67 phew,1
Im bored now that my best friend is gone,0
Going to school to set up my new schedule,1
"want to go to school tomorrow. i know , its a first. ;p but i really dont feel well.",0
@PutItOnATshirt the lyrics don't give much help  http://bit.ly/rkl04 so I'd say whatever looks right would work,1
"@thealexleong Haha yesh, don't worry, it's no big",1
@HeckaYeah Okay...........you too.,1
@Parallels_HQ Thanks for being part of MacUpdate,1
is so 'jeles' argh.  sy pn mau jln sm kau jg. *sadddddddddddddish,0
on my way to Camden!!!!,1
"aww . school again today , sucks for me.",0
this day is never ending  My head doesn't want to stay up and my eyes dont want to stay open...soo sleepy!,0
@coreykingston1 so jealous,0
Can't get into his FaceBook.,0
@poppitgirl you're so sweet.. taking in an abandoned kitten like that,1
Windows Vista can't initialize my old IDE hard drive connected via a USB to IDE adapter!  I really need to find a way to recover my data!,0
i JUST realized that my dad's in wyoming about half an hour ago. i was in the dark. everyone kept this from me.,0
"@ohgeezitsalexis You should run your ideas by B.Hood@eyetrix.com, he's smart about these things.",1
HEY TWITTER MY DAY WAS OKAY I WISH I WUD GET MORE ALONE TIME WIT MY BOYFRIEND SO WE CAN GET TO KNO EACH OTHER I MISS HIM ALREADY,0
@bizarrefoods Your show and sci-Fi's Ghost Hunters  are my fav shows right now  I always find it wild how you would be eating something...,1
Why does the City of Yarra Library website stop working so often?,0
"@mouseguard You *guess* there's a baby, or you *hope* there's a baby? You'll be missed @ Philly",0
@RBAII yea,1
"Happy Weekend everyone...time to do my French, yes I saved it for the last minute.",1
"Oh lawd, I am totally passing out over here. Night, Twitter!",1
@robbyshaffer i LIVE 20 minutes away!!! if i had money id sooooooo come,1
Awake and ready for the day. Let's hope it's a good one,1
@Mgsilva surprised really?!! are they not like that in real life?,1
I miss my 360,0
@Alonis it will be depression if the whole world is in recession,1
Just dropped our pooopy to the vet..he loses his manhood today,0
"@QueenTrixiebell where are you oh wonderful wife!? I wanted your opinion on something, but you are too busy in a waterfull evidentally",0
@ChrisWUHU Soo ready for BBQ tonight....ive only had a PB&J sandwich today  ooh and some fruit,0
Had so much fun fishing today! Caught 3... not bad,1
*stepping on an oreo on the ground*  me:oops all the white stuff came out  naomi:that's what she said HAHA,1
@writethevision No  Ella Curry (from BAN) was going to take some of her author's books to BEA but she fell ill from what I heard.,0
Missing working on my MacBook  Time to get the battery replaced pronto! ?,0
theres this bug who keeps on annoying me! AHHHHH! i have no choice but to kill the bug! im now a bug murder!! watch out you bugz! haha,1
Song of the day-- My Life would Suck without Yo!  I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!,1
how do you wanna that feel me?,0
iss getting ready to go for a slashh. then homework.,0
Welcome @LarissaNogueira to Twitter ! Yeah ... She's my daughter   I'm feeling ooooold !,1
@danielledeleasa    Hope you get some rest.  HUGS!,0
Yummm coffee. Then lecture,0
@KaileyCost well call it a twinky swear,1
tired  but happy,1
"Theatre was much better than expected. Quite enjoyed it. Then again, I was going in with extremely low expectations",1
"@lovekikiii haha sorry for the late reply loverbooger, i'm at the laaake  i know.. seriously isn't that hilarious though?",1
Omg sitting my last gcse todai at 1 and can't believe just how fast my five years of high school has gone,0
@AndreaDavidoff i would LOVE to get labels (or pix of them)  (front and back) #winesofchile  matt @ mmwine.me  PLEASE,1
@ChristopherCane Hey thanks for the follow,1
reasons why you shouldn't tailgate: so the person in front of you has time to react if a baby bunny hops into the path of their tire...,0
@jackieisawkward caught it!!! I'm in a pretty good mood  ima fill ya in tomorrow,1
@danecook dude...that was so epic.,1
"@MollieOfficial Hey, come to Belfast you were amazing @ the Tangled Up Tour, how was Britney? Im going on the 19th",1
@MiqueasLopez yo son pls send me the slaughterhouse track budden leaked I can't download it,0
It's mani and pedi time!,1
Mother's Day Dinner Today... Off To The Grocery Store!,1
@Miss_Kookie I'm about to follow them right now!! I love it when you and your man can both be in the kitchen cooking! That's what's up!!,1
I am painting today btw...when I'm not taking care of the items I sold on eBay :p Got parcels to send off today,1
@xx_curses_xx yeah I really would like to!  how long do you stay in ireland btw?,1
got to see Pink today,1
"@LADI_DIVA1 http://twitpic.com/6a27o - OMG! You look like a fairy tale princess!  GOOD LOOK, GOOD LOOK",1
@FunderCats Munderday. I like that.,1
wish i could sing for living!!! i'd do it in my sleep. Haha Imma beast. but til then gotta get a boring job! Hmm,0
@umbeta1455 ...but I do row well.,1
@Sol_Fyre So fabulous. I sent them all out today... for all those lovely patient people who pre-ordered.,1
i just gained like 4 followers yay!!!!!! thank you  i really should get off the computer.....but i blame the coffeee,1
hang overs are the worst  waking up at 7 so you can drop your boyfriend home for StepUp4MS is even worse.,0
@Y_soul since when you play? Lol.,1
The Harry Potter scar would be cool...,1
"u got G,u got A and now looking for N..why don't you try to look for M  and immediately you will find ME..",1
"Bored  ... Somethin still dnt seem right,oh well,I'm done tryina figure shit out",0
@LushLtd Big Blue but I wish I could get it w/o the seaweed,0
@cococutie4u  holla happy early mother's day,1
@krystinascott I dont like it but I like and need money,0
Man I look good right now,1
@Dellibelly yup I agree they may do a few captial that would be cool,1
Oh my I just realized Father's Day is this month. I wont even see my Daddy for Father's Day.    How sad,0
"Today is childs day - unlike America, its recognized as a legit holiday like fathers and mothers day.  [im a child, are we not all?] ;)",1
nice warrock update!!,1
@shadfresh...  Ok..,1
@lettersincolour work issues... when people arent trained they cant be expected to perform,0
The peach beer taste goood. It's a light beer tho not a draft one.,1
well it was bette than t3 but that aint saying much. great action sequences but a shite story and no good charators. farely disapointing,0
You know there's way too much going on when you're glad it's "only" Tuesday,1
@draco Good things are worth waiting for,1
Sometimes I really hate my actions. They get me no where     and I really liked him.,0
@HeatherABC Any bfs fan/friend is a friend I need to have.,1
fuck shakespear,0
"isn't sure what to do. Oh, the predicament",0
"@MeiLinMiranda OMG, ordinary size, is there still such a thing? Ya for ending the week on a happier note.",1
"fasting today, totally forgot and ate a cheeto! i feel like a horriible person!",0
@hgritsky welcome to my yesterday! but I slept way better knowing I was sleeping in a tidy room,1
I'm watching  Roland Garros .,1
EPIC FAIL shirt,1
Enjoying the sun at jubilee campus  #uk #nottingham,1
@gawatt Just to see my dad & Nonna for the day.,1
Lovely morning in Aberdeenshire! Shame I'm in the taxi on my way to ABZ airport  0%  http://twitpic.com/7iu0l,0
@collective_soul http://twitpic.com/6pa5w -  What's wrong?? Have U been drinking enough water? Do U take your vitamins?,0
ugh. im out and about and its pouring outside.  im going to get soaked.,0
@SpankyHamsMum tummy tum tum. Missed out on wifey birthday dinner because of taekwondo class tonight. Just caught up,1
@raihanamcfly last time i cant watch a bunch of tokiohotel vids thanks to youtube country restrictions.  now i can!!!! happy squeeee!,1
why dont tweets go to my phone?,0
@HerRoyalHotness haha letyou get a little teaser and then 2 months of building anticipation... smart guy  congratulate him on the planning,1
"@SwirlMyPetrus Bleh, Walgreens. What you need to do is apply to CVS. We have nicer name tags.",1
@karla_deras love your purchases! specially the jacket  It's a pity that here where I live we haven't got topshop,0
blah asl meeting at starbucks 6:30pm in sparks looks like the num 2 don't stop so now I got to walk from greenbrae & 5th,0
i just found out that i got taken off 2 wait lists and i have to register to get back on them tomorrow...for photo classes!!!,0
my poor car,0
@Mark_Stringer I am reading the whole tweet as a thinly veiled euphemism.,1
check out the # 7 track on the charts: the ah!sphyx remix! you wont regret it  best of luck to all the co... http://tinyurl.com/lnblgo,1
@scottsapphire eng major? what about philo and/or art history?? i wish i had a good timetable/3 days! i always get 4 or 5 days!!,0
@innuendogirl Every time I hear the word minion it reminds me of Harmony. Harmony is awesome.  And the squirrel isn't evil.,0
How glad i am that it's a bank holiday here tomorrow,1
@DHughesy so make the most of it  enjoy,1
"@hopeinhell Well, it is Melb. It is meant to be weird right?",1
"@YankeeJosh Oh no! Yuck is right! That must be the most HORRIFIC game on right now. Well, your in good company on here",1
@thefrontroom Sounds good but I'll be working,0
"ok, one more post-RadioSuzy1 show/orgy tweet, & then it's time to slide into bed to DO the husband  #twittersex #sex",1
"@mmWine Oh, I would NEVER want that to happen.  But you know if you got lost, I'd find you!",1
@TBMassacre Gah! Poor Chibi! My dentist is pure evil! He's never there and the assistants always stab my gums with their hook things,0
God I hate Saturday mornings!! I just want to be able to sleep in,0
"I think that I should go, something's telling me to leave but i wont  haha i can never say goodbye",1
"it's finally the weekend, and I'm working doubles the whole time",0
"Weekend is over back to work, just bought dragon software should be much easier to edit my book some more also my wife's book too.",1
@CaseyLeigh21 ohhh that part is soooo great my favorite part is when he first proposes in the rain and they start yelling it's so great,1
@chasedward301 I cant figure out how to shut this one off.,0
@Nikki_Darling Scientology blocked you because of Kirstie Alley? Appears that they are freaking out facing all the criticism on Twitter,1
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/6eg3r - Misha's so talented  I can do something like that with my tongue, too...",1
anyone needs some exterior well-priced headshots?,1
Almost ready...... feeling more awake now which is nice! But it's not nice to think it may be 24hrs before my head hits a pillow again!,0
I love 'poison ivy' !!! <3,1
I'm ready to go home to my baby. I miss my nu-nu! I just tried calling buy she's sleep!,0
@ConnectGirlz If I could I would! But I don't have TC's #!!!,0
i hate studying for finals. i am hunger. the closest 24 hours subway is like 20 exits down i35  I JUST WANT THIS WEEK TO BE OVER.,0
@TheSenator come with me tomorrow to my friend's pool,1
"hey @zappos, congrats on the #drupal installation. good to see you joining the in-crowd",1
@chillininlondon hey Gloria!!!! How r u? I'm still getting used to this thing. How long have u and Oscar been twitting?,1
"My mobile phone died. So, that's probably why I haven't been answering it. Sorry.",0
@lilmofan me too. But its all good I own the masters  pls believe I will be doin them songs again. Can't keep me down 4 long hello,1
Coffee is so good when you can sit and drink it and watch ur kids play outside on this semi beautiful day. I think ill stay in oz,1
I cut my hair  it's shorter and definitely brown hahaha I'm going lighter when I have it longer,0
@LittleLiverbird maybe. I go on a bit less too now  maybe we should pull in a bunch of funky new followers! What could the magic word b?,0
"Does anyone have a link for a custom iPhone 2g ipsw, unlocked, activated with cydia installed? I have no mac",0
@quwanaisnotmynm no  the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good,0
"@dominichulinda I love shimmer on the lips, too! thank you for following hun  .",1
"You know you talk too much about work at home when your 3yo son says, "...a dot com...it's on TV." Yikes",1
@vegan_dietitian I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
"FOLLOW ME !!! ... im so interesting, i think",1
More adults and children now choose Mind-Body Practices. Why don't you try PILATES? www.personalizedpilates.com. Come see Oksana,1
time for angelics baby shower,1
@DavidArchie help ive been banned from davidarchuleta.com and i dont know why. ive been banned for like three months,0
Awww hell! Disturbed on now! Inside the Fire followed by The Night!,1
@MythosEngineer Aww  Get lots of rest.,0
"Ugh. I hate bad grades. 1st time I've ever failed a class and no As- B, B, D, W, I, I! Not like me at all",0
"Is with Abbie (: @Jonasbrothers cant stop thinking about them, there on my mind 24 7 & me an abbie jst reilised that we wil never meet em",0
Night guys. It's like 3:30 and I think I want to sleep a little.,1
It was cold all this weekend so I couldn't bbq  I'm gettin it in right now tho!,0
@MCsavedmylife nothin much just layin in bed tryin not to throw up! Ugh  girl phase lets just call it! Its that time of the month,0
@Beetlefursuits woo!  Ill admit to being a little worried it wouldn't show.,1
Bout to clean my room. No fun,0
@Nasef are you in dhaka? I think collecting this cd is not so difficult. I can manage it. Thanks for your friendly behavior,1
This change in weather is causing Emily to have bad asthma problems,0
"So sad: 7 show dogs are dead, including one of the top Akitas in USA, after being left in hot van by their handler http://tr.im/pJj5  #dog",0
"Just got home, and can't wait to be home  I got 20 working days. I hope! I miss my wife and lil boy!!",0
"Insomnia..... AGAIN  Boo Hoo Seriously though, it's getting really bad again. 4 hours in 5 nights ! Bad times.",0
@Melannzep But I liked the old you,0
I am so excited to turn over the duty phone tomorrow and celebrate accordingly at frog n firkin.,1
Will not be able to take it in tonight.,0
Love reading drunken tweets the next am. Feel like absolute shit; I missed hangovers though. Two hours until on call fun starts.,0
@blackbetrayal Sure it's okay!  I'll just stalk you right back! ;) lol,1
wOw just gOt home frOma lOng day with sarah...shes annoying....anywa im so tired and have the fatest headache ugh,0
Excited about my first letter from babe <3 Stressin over these summer classes!  uuuggghhh....Ready for August...,0
"@claudiopad Hey Claudio,thanks for lowwing me...c you around",1
Just had Cheesy Pops Meat Lovers at Pizza Hut. It tastes so much better than Viva Lasagna!,1
yaaaahoooo tomorrow it should be good weather  I'm sooo happy,1
why are girls so mean to each other? Little MissM just got into it with the neighbor girls   makes me sad.,0
@monniquinnha but @donniewahlberg ineed to know some of the nk fans think he is full of bullshit!,0
Its got voice and everything.. thats pretty cool. Also.. its only for 360,0
even though its my favourite drink i think its the vodka and coke that wipes my mind all the time  think im gonna have to find a new drink,0
finals 4 the rest of the week till thursday. thursday last day of school!wooo! i luv him sooo much! <3,1
"So hot here, having a new unit put in today..but they did not finish",0
guess i gotta go to bed with a sad face tonight  .... sometimes life sucks.. bye  xoxo,0
@torilovesbradie heyy not yet we were just looking for one we liked there were a few but not sure  how was your sleep wy did jett want? ox,1
"Oh man, why am I at work from 9am tomorrow? Bastards. I'm too tired",0
"@astroboy  Don't say that! The only thing worse than a dreary day is a beautiful, sunny day that you have to miss out on...",0
@shinskydadon  Thanks let me check it out,1
already on it!,1
omg im so excited about tonight i get to see jonas brothers concerts 2 nights in a row. i cant believe i saw kevin and danielle,0
@twotermslater the jury represented the plaintiff's lawyer- hung  I smell a settlement instead of a re-trial...,0
"My car failed its MOT today, noooo. Probably for the best though. I may have to scrap it.",0
"@DNTBH8N I did hit you back....check ya mail  My day was GREAT, watched the game and had a few martini's LOL",1
Germany i'll miss you,0
@bradiewebbstack heyy! thanks for making the 11th the best day of my life  love youuu,1
Things are good again!,1
"Coraline was really good, sinister plot and burton-esque artistry wasted on most though",0
Watching BBC News 24 and it's thoroughly depressing. Feeling blue.,0
@GBY sounds like your not having a good time with computers lol...I just woke up  xxx,1
Have a good day/night Tweeps!,1
Going to work on #tk with #python tonight...,1
@DonnieWahlberg its actually Alhamdulillah,1
Shoulder still seems to be partly in spasm.  Ouch.  Will have to ice it again at lunch to see if that helps.,0
"@bobbyhundreds Too bad it was a top ten, I'm sure we were number 11  haha",0
I'm a laser tag ninja! 9th/36! (And Sharonites/Brookliners need to come to my neck of the woods more often),1
"#95 "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." - Robin Williams as John Keating in Dead Poets Society, 1989",1
@DEO415 Nope! I dont eveen like it.. If he gonna MURDER somethin he shoulda at least put some effort into it. SMGDH!,0
Man....I didn't finish my homework for class tomorrow. Will I pull an all nighter??? Ahahahahahahaha. Hell naw,1
@Joy_Inc hi derek - hope you have a great day,1
is looking for a good frosting recipe for the sponge cake  anyone can suggest me sth?,0
anyone else noticed a drop in emails thru Gmail over the last week or so ?? or am I just unpopular now  #fb,0
hubby is gonna be gone training this week  god bless our soldiers!,0
"@veganboy     yikes. Luckily, I'm obsessed with those simply asia noodle bowls so I'll just stick to those.",0
"Just when u think things cudn't get any worse, of course they do. Because u jinx urself. Now if only we cud find a way to fix it.",0
i think @ddlovato is so right on everything she says and everyone's perfect on their own way,1
@SuzeOrmanShow love your show!  tried to download on iTunes but says the link is invalid.  I don't have cable. How will I get my fix?!,1
Got a free drink down the pub but is now rather burnt,0
@benshephard Hi Ben nice to have you on Twitter  x,1
Twitter will have 1hr of downtime at 2p Pacific on June 16.    OMGGGGGGGG   What are we going to do....   LOL,1
"in a cytber cafe, they got around 30 pcs and all of their default browser is IE6",0
"D-group Saturday's, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life's Good",1
@thescottbishop The tweetini was certainly twitterific. Next tweetup @Nacional27 you may try it.,1
@Nehalia usually ppl laugh their butts off and THEN fall out of their chairs. you definitely have a style of your own!,1
@MissKeriBaby Awww cheer up sweetie!!!! Enjoy yourself!,1
"what do you know, not every guy i date is a complete social moron. happy friday",1
says few more minutes and i'm done with episode 7. i shall get ready for church after that.  http://plurk.com/p/xdh5y,1
@thehar just got Zion tweet,0
"Time for bed have to try to get some sleep, Last night's nightmare that kept me up is coming true.",0
"Good morning Tweepers! Let's stay positive & an inspiration to all those peeps u encounter today. A bit cloudy out, but no chance of rain",1
@Xena81 this side is great...thx for telling me about it...,1
@mizkarlenemarie i only do it with friends though.  i don't let some random mofo use me.  lies i let associates use me,0
"Almost game time. If the Magic don't win tonight, idk if I can forgive them.  (lol, j/k. I don't take it THAT seriously.)",0
Holy date bread and hummus and critical grass. Once again my day is bright,1
oh my Maja I am praying that she heals very soon. Give her a granny hug. I will see her soon,0
"P.S.: venceram meninas, eu fiz um Twitter ok",1
have hit a huge wall in the whole weight loss thing..,0
about to get down on a cup of noodles  mmmmmmm!!,1
shaving....,1
Im in english! BORED and stephs just named a disease after me,0
"http://twitpic.com/6brmx @ the college, starting to upload things",1
"@LJsBaby Will be  It happens, just get on with it. Coffee & cornflakes will help",1
@ebassman I just got two tickets one for speeding and one for tinted windows,0
My car is fixed. Have to return the rental today which has air conditioning!!  Now I can sweat to/from work!,0
@radiomann1 God morn!,1
I haven't had a fever in a long time. I really hate being sick,0
im just back from dinner lol,1
followfriday .. @momto3blessings .. @leahblonde .. @nataliejanette .. @whenbabysleeps .. @swonderful .. @samanthahare .. @Chickie06,1
getting ready to leave for the southside festival. worried about boyfriend's puppy having a seizure thousands of miles away,0
i reallyyy wish i could somehow help you out,0
Got a new book today!! Can't wait to read it,1
Where can we buy THE bracelet?  I want one! haha!!!,1
"am i too obsessed with the jo. bros? and miley cyrus is my idol  demi,selena,taylor as well.",1
Poop @LianaMosher and @EmilyJahnsen,1
had deep thoughts to herself when she's on her way home just now..,0
@dqstudios  - Ur the best!  So in love with @myjoliewraps.  Ordering sample proof boxes right now.,1
barn dancing at the cotton club tonight at 8pm if any #rdg tweeps wanna come,1
"Argh, who invented housework and gardening. Washing machines, sinks, clothes hangers, lawn mowers, hoovers  EVIL EEEEEVIL  #fb",0
is downloading music: but it not working and it is pissing me off,0
No commencement speech para mi...,0
@ggen lol soooo new update? on my way to read it!~,1
"@Allan_the_man Well not my horse, but yes she is a horse",1
@SONGSTR3SS ok we need to stick together and battle the zombies lol... EVERYONE's sick!,0
have a new car,1
"what's on for today: volunteering at SAF hub, then watching The Crab Flower Club at the Natl Library Drama Theater.",1
@wifey_n_cali plz visit FL but you're in cali so u see the beach. o yeah atl too. lol. just not with that lakers spirit  I'm bitter. ha,1
@loveparksweek thank you - we will,1
i like the accessibility of the search box though,1
@greggrunberg Ther will be another season? i heard it wAS gnna end,0
OMG! new to twitter need more followers please follow me,1
@yorchopolis ironically your post is en ingles,1
"@jtpowers61 Yep! My Boy Boss is following me, and YOU too!  I totally have to stop tweeting now huh!",1
no more adventure quest,0
@SermonsDomain yea i dont know its just a guess,1
"@fkchang2000 Yeah, @martinemde and I saw Up in 3D yesterday. It was such a cute movie! The 3D was a little dizzying at first though.",1
@sup_ashley I AGREE! I've always wanted to go to a show on it birthday. But there isn't many is December,0
@jaimeelambarth yus study first,1
Headache ....,0
"@EroticKalittis Yeah, that was me. My bad. But I'm out now and I promise I've changed  muahahaha!",1
"@hannahmcfly hahaa, yess, the pool! @mcflymusic should take pics in the pool then upload to twitpic.",1
@AshKal BOOOOM!!!!!!sjkfnSUIDJhankjgsnd yay! We were so awesome,1
dont feel good / tired and mom want let me stay home!!,0
Be smartest...,1
@Rosipeppa i heard they make a great MUA/Photog team .. But i also heard you are a kick ass model!!,1
I don't want to go to work tomorrow,0
"@Pandylion i disagree highly on the blah comment, and yes your voices are different but it doesn't make you any less amazing  singng sesh?",1
"@MattyBulman already have the 3g mate, there cool enough, but totally want the new one",0
"@rhymeone considering your phone call woke me up, no. haha. i can't believe i slept at 6.30!  half a day wasted",0
@blueholly bound to happen sometime,0
@PandaMayhem awww.. I can't hear,0
It's one cold south africa this morning... Except for cape town,0
"I feel the overwhelming urge to stock up on blue glow sticks...I mean, Zydrate vials.",1
kodak to retire kodachrome  http://bit.ly/qimCB "makes you think all the world's a sunny day... mama don't take my kodachrome away",0
@Effnstunning what's up girl? Any new games? I need something 2 take my mind off things  so come up with a perverted game dats funny!,0
@westham999 not bad so far thanks ..hope ur ok to,1
@emmalificent well thanks,1
"@BMolko that's a shame, I really enjoyed your performance&show last night! I saw you at the meet&greet too, but I didn't have your single",0
@VsTrash Check the new Esm�e Denters song :  Outta here  #winamp,1
"@Michael_French You are a cruel, cruel man. I'm going to sit indoors and watch the lawn grow instead",1
@amber_benson @spacelamb  Wish I was going to be there.,0
A bit disappointed.Tat artist says it's too dark to cover up will need a coupla rounds of laser removal treatments 1st.O happy day,0
"@nataliaan i have 2 exam too  that's so boring to have test on your bday :/ but anyway, good luck. lol.",0
"@WoWDawgs Blargh, I always miss you!  My characters are either Chimalis (druid) or Toffee (priest). Will try to catch you some other time~",0
@amy_runner  @PatrickAvis  LOL - bring it on!!,1
"I just realized i'm matching  purple: underwear, bra and shorts",1
"chillin, should be sleeping....I miss you, hun",1
"@Ms_Cute Hey its ok, i was a lil emotional yesterday and today so i apologise for being a drama mama. Hope your ok though",1
HAHA MY SUNBURN MARKS. i never get sunburn & i got some today  cant wait for it to go brown !,0
@tomblow Not Funny Tom  I am bored,0
@alexytlee I did not purchase tix.  I will not be in HK then,0
"@eloiseker Eli, where do you find these things? As though I weren't entrenched in far too deep of thought already...",1
"I'm at the studio now, I only late for about 5 minutes.",1
I'm gonna miss this place.,0
sitting in art class wanting to fall asleep after a long weekend,0
"I finally cave and buy the mlb at bats app, and the lag on the audio is unlistenable",0
"I wuz at my favorite watering hole, but the owner can in, in a bad mood. Started yelling at his barkeep 4 nutin'.ruined a good BUZZ!!",0
@aplusk i hope you get better soon,0
Thank you #squarespace for sponsoring #twit,1
I'm so sleepy but so ready for leaving for New Orleans tomorrow! I'm gonna miss all my friends though  ill be tweeting all morning tomorro,0
can't find my copy of Quaker Advices and Queries (the small one not attached to QFP). another item that travels so much w me it got lost,0
The Magic go to Conference Finals And the LAL go to the conference Finals I to find the finals it goes to be LAL vs CLE we go to wait  nba,1
@HeatherSolos someday! you guys can make it out...,1
"My new adapter only draws power for my laptop, and doesn't actually charge my battery.  In other news, Knowing is a really lame movie.",0
Morning Campers! What a beautiful day it is once again today...we start our useless end of year tests later....cba,1
Minus 10 points @ToDoinAZ for Auto Dm'ing to twittertrafficmachine.com  Twitter is NOT about "making $ everyday" @scottmo,0
@whoissuresh Sat prayers for Farrah Fawcett she is in critical condition in hospital w/ family at her bedside & was given her last rites,0
@asphyxia05 i woke up at 4! i told you my body clock was screwed..i slept at 5am btw..haha! i played cooking mama2 in the dsi of my sis,1
@sclark1013  I understand http://myloc.me/1MHw,0
No iPhone for me tomorrow. Credit card hasn't come!,0
Decided not to be that lazy on a Saturday and get my ass to badminton! Without proper shoes though,0
is feeling very disapointed with the lack of love today,0
Got hair dne and so glad i did  the hairdresers is like 30secnds frm the house hehe i cnt w8 to b wth u again buba i love u so much xoxoxo,1
"@30SECONDSTOMARS oh my gosh! i watched tons of videos of 30stm in concert! i bet you kick hein hein! haha! PLZ COME TO ATLANTA, GA!!!",1
Since SB 09 is a bust... next year I'm going on a cruise to the Caribbean. Who wants in?  <3,1
@tree_climber oh no!   that's so sad!,0
Listening to kevin swan talk about album design - always good stuff.,1
Is at work wishing I didn't feel so sick. Wishing instead I was at least at home in my own bed sick.,0
just starting off with twitter and is very excited to meet new people!!!!,1
@RobinPine But i'm gaining weight! That's bad!,0
@ANNIKA59 @ThePaulaCreamer @themichellewie  But it will be fun tho.  Can't wait.,1
_____*__B_l_o_n_d_e____B_e_a_u_t_y__*______ (55 & Dyer): Hello There!    My name's Ashley.  You can rea.. http://bit.ly/7g1xU,1
"@camerondarko sorry you got clocked fool! if i could've done something to save you i wouldve, but im weak",0
is lamenting being stuck in school at this time,0
@cadmium66 I think the skanks might look quite different in real life compared to their avatars,1
@Evireon A call-girl. The only contact is phone or email,1
@Jonasbrothers i wish i could be there (( i wanted to come to the houston show but the tickets are gone!  love you guys anyways,0
"it's raining again, SMH... It feels like New York moved to the other side of the country... Plus it makes for a miserable day",0
I miss russy,0
@ashleyrwatts since we woke up and it doesn't look like it will let up any time soon,0
i broke my freeview box. OH DAYUM. no bb live for me tonight.,0
@mattwiebe I'm not sure that's the 2nd monitor's fault.,1
@shanedawson are you going on blogtv today?,1
@EricaNurney  Safer to watch this at home lol. Always visitors from down south in the pubs up here and it can get quite exciting lol,1
hmmm... I don't think I'm telling what I'm doing just yet!,1
Getting ready to start a new day  I love the weekends!!,1
short stack  . i dont want them in mah belleh. hahah oh man im fucken hungry. i would kill someone for pizza right now.,1
"Sooo tired. Basketball in an hour, UGH. Noo",0
"Finally leaving gosh, probably just gunna sleep until i get home",1
Getting ready for work. Good morning everyone.,1
Great Woods is a sweet venue....lotta beer stands inside  Chilling on the lawn w/ my buds waiting for Phish to go on...be happy people!,1
@pdot Miss you too!  End of August or beginning or September right on time for my bday celebrations!!!,1
"sitting at home on a BEAUTIFUL Sunday, studying for Limnology and Freshwater Biology ... oh, the life of a bio sci student",0
Goodbye larry,0
"@chasepino yeah im out here now, missing my crew.....im getting drunk alone",0
"@TStockley #KillerInstinct  Those rumors are interesting, and I'd like to see how it turns out, it's just a bit too much to pin hopes on.",1
@SuzeOrmanShow I bet twitter and   staff  are closed for the weekend -wouldnt it be cool if you had a suze twitter like site of your own,1
DAMN Constantine lost!!!!!That makes me REALLY sad  Constantine deserved it much more than these kids!!!!They better win the big one!!!!!,0
@sidin never been to wadala station during my 2 year stay ... it was always vile parle for me  ...and the prices there are exorbitant...,1
"@NixiePixel There's something so very wrong, but so very right about that twitpic  lol",1
Assessment right now and it's so beautiful outside and we are all stuck in a classroom,0
"Strange day, lots of stuff up here but a small few have topped my port rising much",0
"I want to be a dork and stay on my brand new laptop all day, not go to work for 8-9 hours fml",0
"@RosiieS8 heyya rosie, what you been upto? i cant go on the a2aa website to find out anymore  xx",0
"have to give some aerobics-classes, although my back is killing me",0
@CashforGoldUSA thanks for following me,1
@psotto im going to drive...trains stop around midnight,0
Thank you for second chances,1
"My liver needs a break, as do the rest of my internal organs. Only 2000 calories today. Masseuse unleashed every toxin back into my body.",0
my computer isn't working so I can't use my webcam so I can't upload a video to Youtube and I haven't uploaded a video in a while...oh my,0
watched Hotel for Dogs with the girls on a pallet on the floor. they are now in bed and i'm considering it myself.,1
today is not going to be good,0
my doggie's not eating  this has never happened in the history of this dog's life...,0
"@MartyBuckley Hey it worked for the #1 athlete in the world, Bryan Clay - Hawaiian Grown",1
@KarenAlloy i just re-re-watched the trailer. so psyched!!,1
@JasonGibler You are welcome Jason,1
ssoooo boredd. nothing goood on TV,0
Cross-compiling Android for the Asus Eee 900.  This will be fun,1
Going to study for finals,0
"@against_stars Got it, thanks! I think I'll get my pages up in a bit, I'll get to tagging after that.",1
Ohh if I was in london I would be listening to @ddlovato now awe hopefully she will come to Ireland some day,1
@dresdnbombshell we don't have a dryer at the hotel.,0
"@Irish1974 Yes, sadly it sort of is.  I guess that makes me Mopey today.",1
@nova937music Aw you always seem so sad! So many of your tweets end with a,0
"@bobtheostrich Saw "The Hangover"...hands down, one of the funniest movies ever...I laughed so hard I nearly peed my chonies",1
needs more followers  tell your freinds ;),0
So hungry. But I can't leave reception to get anything. Boo.   Did I mention I hate reception? I have a BSc & I'm a glorified greeter.,0
@spyou I spy you,1
"@TiffanyLD Nails first, then Lush.",1
..but my photos can't compare to @chromasia's taken at the same time! I love this shot of Rhowan in the rain  http://tinyurl.com/8jso9g,1
Went shopping today   New clothes and (ahem) knickers,1
"I didn't like the ending. I saw it coming, but kept hoping it would take a turn. Not so.",0
@jellysandwich I love that tool!,1
last thought about the mtv movie awards: yay 4 no jo-bro's at all! not even a mention,1
& once again today i am ELA FUNKED OUT  bow,1
"believe in your fly-ness, conquer your shy-ness  buenos dias, tweety-birds!",1
"@georgerapp Nate's the oppo, for Peggy he's great, for me, not so much.  #babyian #babynate",0
"i took prickly heat two years ago on holiday the first time ever, and i didnt think it would happen again but now it has",0
Nothing to do Today  #Bored,0
"@AdamRPhoto ...which was tiring but awesome! Howve you been sweetie?  sorry for not being in touch recently, back on radar now though xx<3",1
"@KhosiButhelezi Fundi Ngcobondwane  via soccer: its more an oportunity i squandered, by atempting a career in stealing cars n fraud lol",0
@DonnieWahlberg read this..please  from @lovinjk4ever http://tinyurl.com/cydhs6,1
"In other news, it's a miserable day again!",0
Wedding was fun...except I left my phone at the hall   I have to pick it up still,0
@jlsofficial hey guys have fun tomara at the summertime ball im reali gutted i cnt go n c use rip up the stage  xo,0
@rschambers Good deal. Poor girl wasn't quite big enough for that,1
@taylorswift13 COOL!!! Wat it about?,1
a little lost today! Can't get in gear!,0
@shbadr no problem - how are you today anyway Sarah?  hows business?,1
@TrishDoller Sounds like my kinda book,1
@mileycyrus enjoy ur day/night @>-'-,1
@ddlovato wheree aree you going?,1
@heyheybeth dis Dick.,1
@jerricklim @D_Boon_147 Wasn't OCD enough to finish sorting all the photos.,0
Please call me and tell me I don't have to drive out to South Charlotte in this weather....CALL ME!!!! PLEASE!!  I'm waiting,0
I want my iphone now.,0
@mitchelmusso http://twitpic.com/6pe9h - mitche??  ...4 years! 4year! remember!! PLEASE!,0
I miss my laptop charger.,0
oh I now have 5,1
@D_Train_ you use it when something is way too fancy!!! It used to be my fav line! Not anymore   RIP..FS!,0
No update Monday  see http://www.out-at-home.com for details.,0
"@iheartlambert yeaah, she's awesome. i'm seeing her in june!  so excited!",1
@CocoFromHouston u too hun  MUAH,1
@pammie21 ahhh ... rombe varnam  don't spread rumours la ... she just stuck to guinness la - black beer,1
made two new dresses out of old shirts,1
@littlemunchkin Yes it's been good! And I've not work until Tuesday so it's all good  Yourself?,1
@ChrisIsSoGreat I know  I totally hogged yours too lol,0
Ugh. For some reason i thought yesterday was saturday and i thought today was friday,0
supersystem....is wondeful,1
@chinaablue Thanks,1
"@AlexanderBor your so lucky going home next week. next weekend I am stuck here, mum dad in france and bro away so all on my tot!",0
"@LollyDaskal @Enoxh  Is it #followfriday already? Thanks for the recommendations, and one back for each of you",1
"@Warlach  That sucks. I'd hire you, as my grovelling underling to groom the office unicorn.",0
"is supposed to be home alone for the whole of today but they've not gone, GET OUTTTTTTTTT",0
@davidb1494 I know! WTMFH!!!! I stayed up all night and its still not up,0
Listening to computer love... Shoobedoobop shoodobop I wanna love u  just thinking about what the future has to bring,1
@101Denise haha. i think it's not that bad.. not really goofy.  you can still change yer clothes right?,1
@CharissaArtiaga what?! swerte mo! T_T  magkano?,0
now @ ICS,1
"@sabinelisicki good luck, you're on the tough side of the draw. I think you're going to surprise yourself here on how far you go!",1
applyin for jobs,0
"Home, but I feel like a$$ right now  ugh terrible tummy ache",0
"eaten too much  not even had a proper meal haha, crisp-cho's and fruit & chocolate, good balance no?",0
is straying from work cos it's so close to 5pm.,1
"@Tom_AIAC Nope, tried all day, still nothing.",0
@thebluesbros Oh snap.  Dammit. Thought it might be too good to be true.,0
"@BearTwinsMom Well, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day. Wife loves her glider, too",1
here it goes  the hills finale,1
Sick! I wish my mom was here now!,0
@mrolv bye! have fun!  x,1
Playing with your iPhone while watching an Apple commercial just makes you smile.  FTW! #iphone,1
"Goin shopping, The uninvited was a gr8 movie. U should so watch it!",1
@taylorswift13 I'm watching Dateline right now.,1
"Hello everybody, hope you're doing well. Please, #bringbacklife and Sign this http://www.animalsmatter.org/ ! That would be great  .",1
"@baxiabhishek of course, very fair.",1
@adychou yeah or a life transplant the hubs woke up in a pissy mood and so did my oldest. Today should be freaking grand,0
@i_am_joey omg how do u know !!!!!!,1
@bradiewebbstack -Pats head  you have soft hair,1
My twitter is moving slow,0
Because you.....,1
@LarDion it was a long one and a HOT one. Not a fan in the place! Just the fresh wind of the Lord. SHAMMMAHHHH  http://myloc.me/2LNF,1
Nothing happening D is MIA,0
My ipod is dying   i think im going to cry.,0
my legs are so sore i can barely walk... looks like i will have to suffer wearing flats today,0
So Jay-Z is doing a special show in 4 cities in July and not one of them is DC....FTL,0
@kassem_fci life is so boring. But i got a great time concentrating and taking better actions. BTW I missed u n @ahmedhosam,1
@RobertEvans Awww... you guys are so cute in that pic,1
@giftsandvoucher hey partner  how are you today? up early,1
"sold my Godin electric guitar, got good money for it, but i still feel like i've just lost part of my manhood",0
feeling a little better...my plumbing n'stuff has been totally jacked up..not having fun,0
Still trying to get back in the swing of things. I really do not like being back,0
@todayshow I WANT TO BE THERE FRIDAY!  *MONI*,0
Brought a new laptop  All that money GONE!!!  I suppose it'll be nice to have a laptop that works though...,0
people needs to make a website for @itschristablack too!,1
Three more FF  @JohnKDavies @asimchoudhury @Abbi_Davis,1
"sunglasses are too big  I want my old ones back, they were prefect, but nooo someone had to lose them :@ on the plus side its nice outside",0
mmm grilled chicken sandwich at a mexican restaurant. yummy. someone's playing the guitar in my room. JS.  TCBY in a few,1
"@PatsyTravers dont say that!! lolol, what did he do wrong to you  ??",0
@mileycyrus SEE YOU THERE!! I AM GOING TOO. I  REALLY HOPE YOU WIN!!!!! KEEPIN MY FINGERS CROSSED!,1
@DonnieWahlberg I'm so lost in Boston right now lol  pls come find us!!!,0
I got the hiccupps,0
"I want a sandwich. Right now, I don't care if it's Jimmy John's or Subway (preferably JJ's) but I reallllllly one",0
My slurped was ruined,0
@wanderlust8 i wanna go home and sleep.. and lafang the stuff i brought home. sayang yung longganisa at ung ibang noodles  di ko na nadala,0
"Ugh, it's so laaaa-ha-haame.",0
@spunkymunkey lol.. i had chocolate covered grahamcrackers...,1
@CherryValens Good luck Cherry,1
on the way home from the mountians. had an amazing weekend.,1
"@nuteile You're giving @dbuffini a bad example  I think they're all gone now, except one I locked inside! Have opened the window again.",1
@Ryanduff thx for telling me. kinda worried bout u.,0
i just found out that Andy Richter is re-joining Conan for The Tonight Show...now I gotsta watch it fo sho  http://bit.ly/7UGZG,1
oki doki..FB doesn't want it  poor me,0
"@HelenRedfern sigh sigh sigh. So do I  Alas, I shall wait and join the queue of adoring fans...",1
why am i so fail.,0
/twitter rape,1
"@davidschwimmer you should go, then tell us what you thought of it",1
everytime i try to get u off of my mind..it doesnt work at all.. i loved u ever since i first met u.. & i tried to forget about u.. but..,0
"@sagebrennan  you shouldn't let you wife know, too many beautiful girls there",1
@ravis31 a creative resume is the way to go,1
"@Mos_sy ???? Becky was my last physio there, she is ok.. had a gorgeous mixed race chap there with funky dreads, he was lovely..gone now",0
Chattin with bff and thinkin bout why Lena doesn't here and JoBros and 2morrow ya tht's all,1
"@Hattifur BLIMEY...i've lost my capability of writing properly.waering instead of wearing; heals instead of heels,back 2 elementaryschool",0
I have training tml but I can't sleep  I am feeling super super insecure right now.,0
just figured out why there hasn't been a new episode of The Office in a while.,0
I just lost the game,0
shut up tonyy  ggrrr,0
"@TracerBullet That would be a good idea, but Díaz and the two Dems screwing things up all represent NYC.",0
at nimitz. boooooored,0
@apestillrules it's meant to rain or something right? gutted!,0
@InkBlue Noo...,0
And yet again she didnt get one WOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it hahahahah LMAO  xx,1
@peeebeee quite. *sigh*. no doubt so that the locals can burn it or something. very sad story.,0
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!! It's so hard to read Ebooks.,0
"hmmm dollhouse sounds pretty good, http://bit.ly/z3aZv  i think ima download it and try watching it",1
@partymix25 thanks so much for entering my Bon Bon Cupcake giveaway! enjoy your day,1
Ethan still not going home.,0
@klacustom Morning  have a great day!!!,1
Bed time with mikeyy. Fun day planned for tomorrow,1
Indy taking a well earned break at the pub. It happens to be a Pin festival too... Hoorah!  http://twitpic.com/4ejaq,1
Crap I gotta be awake 7:30 AM - 11:30 PM  tomorrow and I'm only getting like 7 hours sleep! I'm so stupid.  Hopefully caffiene will help!,0
I dont feel good at all and i dont know why,0
WTF am I saying? Of course sign the autographs at airport I been doing it for 2 years straight now I'm not gon change now,1
@sarahcfuller hahaha poor bay bay. I slept like all day  so goood!,1
hates people. whyyyyy?,0
wale will be on carson daly tomorrow night,1
@emilykurnell can't wait to see pics!!!!!!!,1
@JonathanRKnight so jon in my dream we where just chillin and chatting with a drink can make that happen for real june 6th,1
"LEANNE is back to the world of INTERNET.. welcome  i missed you.. and i am off to the LAKES DISTRICT. jane austen, james herriot country!",1
@Krys33 It's actually kind of sad that he continually went through that. Matty,0
House & tea,1
"I really wish I could play my old PS1 games, but the CDs are all screwed up haha.",0
"Well, it didn't rain very much at all! It's sunny out now.  Relaxing & reading Jane Goodall's Harvest for Hope.",1
just joined this....yet another reason for me to sit on my butt in front of the computer.  joy,0
@FacingUp : I highly recommends you join www.m2e.asia You can earn money from free shareholder by dividends. Even you do NOTHING!,1
"I'm so awsome, I surprise myself somtimes! LOL  <3 :p :v",1
"@Kellynewton27 ahh, that's OK then",1
"what a weekend of smit, not smut  beaming...",1
Dr. Lling makes me do that spazzy dance,0
@scientist_no_1 Boring for me night shift still had no sleep yet but i`ll make up for it on sunday night,1
@mdemuth Even if you have lousy penmanship?,1
is now on twitter.....,1
"@pjclare oceansize, awesome band. Check them out. Highly recomend going to their free gig in bondi. I would If I could.",0
"@KhloeKardashian the one from my dream,  Love ya!",1
@gobi_one   Hope you heal quickly.,0
@j_bellino God I love you guys. But I miss you most  v^v^v^v^v^,1
got a new shirt + jumper today,1
"@N_Jacobs84 Nicole Kidman named her daughter Sunday, sorry",0
@juiceegapeach love it!!! but I can't keep both anymore  its a recession #furlough,0
@dirtbikegirl18 I don't think he's confirmed but I have a feeling he'll be at Glen Helen. Just my opinion,1
"7:30 Monday morning, back at work again",0
@xthemusic Ah well at least you can eat solid food.  I want a bowl of cheerios right now,0
@sammi_jade did well in 24 hours I got an @wossy reply and an @rustyrockets  xxx,1
@ Just saw hannah Montanna Movie! So Awesome if a lil sad! I did cry,0
Sleepless nights are the worst when you really want to dream,0
Came home for lunch.. Too bad I can't just stay home and take a nap,0
In formclass. Walking with your head down makes you get unoticed (: today i am changing for good like or not i dont give a fuck,1
Someone kill me now I'm so sick  and no it's not bloody swine flu!!,0
@munirusman Thank you  I miss you guys too - but we shall all be reunited soon. Fingers crossed.,1
"It's all about who you are, & who you aren't. & not about what you should be, or about what you shouldn't do. Good night.",1
Can't believe I turned this down  http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=shugasblogiwood&ArticleID=11942,0
@grealis you were right about Margaret of course! Gutted that she won't be on next year's series though,0
@Ann_Emily Yeah that's true actually. So what can we do at the your house? Nothing,0
just watched some footage from the @BWFNL epic sleepover xD Funn timezz  <3333333,1
@Spotter5 oooh what is that,1
@elenakimou I would if I was around,0
Drag us to tagaytay!,1
This bed sucks ass,0
@justkaty shouldnt' you be asleep if you said goodnight moon an hour ago?,1
I hate when I am so tired that I don't want to wash face beforebed.,0
@Lauradorax3 Oooh it shall   *Inspired<3*,1
"@BlaqueSaber Yup, but I tried in Opera and still no luck",0
at work...sad its monday,0
@slippery_fish He called him "Flavio's favourite little son",1
went swimming and layed out today. Back home and about to start on homework,0
P.S. I am definitely in love with Ne-yo.... hmhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmhm,1
@delie31 Ooo - I love that! You've got trees to look out on? I just have shops and a road and people to stare out on...,0
@davidrsheehan my pleasure  hope it helps. doing great! thanks for checking,1
@mariedancerr yay your back,1
@hungryclone aww not anymore,0
Mmmm... only for US...,0
"@wolfcraaft Yeah, I know... No big.",1
"I'm pissed off, it's sad that no one understands. Tsk",0
"i hate SAT scores, i'm a mess",0
wishes she was somewhere other than here...preferably on the beach drinking a pina colada.,1
Hey Tweet fam I know I was gone 4 a few days but Im sure no1 missed me,0
@scenariogirl Very good!,1
"New to Twitter and ready to explore what's got everyone else buzzing!  Besides that, I'm chillin' listening to Lenny Kravitz  xox ~ Bless.",1
@missginadesigns sounds like a perfect start to the day to me!   Enjoy your shopping!,1
workin' on my farm in farm town. the tune's catchy. i wish our real farm has speakers that plays this tune while i'm there..,1
have like five exams next week,0
"@Introspectre Ah well. I miss you, Cazzzles. Not long now.",1
"Infact, the whole back area is a mess  http://twitpic.com/5p2zs",0
has finally found her prom dressssssss,1
Yippieee.....work is done for Monday at least... off 2 school,0
thanks @StyleWeekly and @lewisginter for the #followfriday love. Back atcha  PS voted for an awesome cause yet today? http://bit.ly/WzO6R,1
Haven't slept all nite!! I am tireddddddddddddd     Help!!!!,0
"@henryandfriends one last day with my books then they start tomz, will be glad when they are over, am very stressed",0
EXAMS EXAMS EXAMS!!!! HELP!!!! LOL,1
@tokikot Shucks...,0
@brenyeo Awesome! You're on Twitter! We need to get the rest on it too.,1
gets ready to go out in 2 minutes and waits for friend for 28 minutes,0
@getgood you're not the only one to miss the #spymaster boat,0
and try to get some more cleaning out/organising done whilst being logged in.. it's the end of month so not expecting it to be busy,0
@icouldtellyou Awww,0
"@juliebenz I just saw you on syndication, 'Step by Step'! Remember that one? You were/are a doll!",1
@khbubbles of course I am just now getting this! Sorry I missed. You! I wouldent have been abelt to anyway though,0
@bethoneil that sucks  you should close the office early!,0
this is a message 4 U.. yes i know U R folowing!!! hehehe checking in on me everyday!  wish u would send me an email whoever U R?(snicker),1
"@webrodeo glad you liked the teleseminar! Yep, you'd be amazed what my dog can do even with those little short legs.  Best,",1
@therosenbirdx      :;9:9;ujmgkfl FML! what a hoe.,0
@zvespano hey zhirlyn congrats on ur baby girl. Arent they so much fun,1
missing tweets from the last 30 days...,0
Leaves for the airport at 6am  Noooooo,0
Just watched yes man and about to watch role models. Then a BBQ with fam.,1
had a lot of fun today,1
I wish I could watch @shanedawson live but when he is it's 2:30am in Australia.,0
@joooline Yeah,0
at gian. thursday are up next  i wish they would get to taking back sunday already...,0
@suedeglasto No worries. erm nah i wont b unforch as i wont hav anythin to tweet with  would if i did tho!,0
boys at work make me smile,1
I lost $50 at online poker  I am going to bed. Sweet dreams.,0
Is there a cat whisperer in the house?  My cat has me at my wits end,0
@Rabid_R4D Oh gosh! Awesome piece of Kris! WOOT!,1
Boys dont cry but man do,0
"Ein Quantum Bytes 12, u.a. mit Star Trek 11  http://www.einquantumbytes.de/blog/",1
Good luck to everyone in Iran. I'm so nervous.,0
The cost of electricity in South Africa could increase by 90% this year.  Huh - talk about 3rd world,0
is thankful for another loaded diaper and glad to have her happy baby back,1
"lots to get done today. #Seminar content, marketing #strategy, blog theme update, #book writing. Great end to the week",1
Oh lawd even more family members getting on facebook,0
concert tonight  soooo can't be bothered,0
@lucidplot thanks bro. You rock,1
@paxlux Well as long as I'm not carrying any sharp object they should be safe,1
Poor doodle dogs. Nobody wants to look like a monstrosity.,0
@MissKatiePrice  Hellooo katie...i have watched your show all the way through...going to miss you and pete  hope everything works well x x,0
@JonathanRKnight I wish that I could see you guys this summer I'm a bit bummed about it why not more shows in CANADA???,0
WOW. just wow. check ittt kids : textsfromlastnight.com,1
i really think i might die without my mom here?!? im eating popcorn for dinner  (via @MsSexay) that's kinda sad,0
Is having trouble with his ears  I hope it will pass by soon. No music work for now,0
Enjoyed eating BBQ ribs with my sister! Mmmm finger lickin goood!,1
@mytoast oh ok thanks,1
@Fraig were you just waiting for more real people to get twitter before you used it too?,1
"@dogdishstore Ahhh, I don't care what closet Adam Lambert dwells in. The guy has got talent! He was my Idol fav!",1
"Weird being in town so early,especially on a sunday!just said bye to Shazia shes on her megabus back",0
@jaredwinx Hahaha Good luck. Don't forget to share with me when you win.,1
@kevinrose  I've resorted back to the first few Diggnations from withdrawal symptoms!   The last episode was brilliant,1
"@kbarbaretta @CourtCosmetics @BonBbyJess @LVMAKEUP yay, thanks so much, video tutorial will be up tonight",1
"@MariekevdP oh dear Riek, I feel sorry for you. But hey, he had a great life  R.I.P. Riekie's fishy!",1
wow i reallly cant watch full house anymore ......lol ughhh still sick in bed,0
"loves ashley tisdale so much!!!!! i havent met her yet, and it sucks  mum & dad say i never will.. but im not giving up, LY@ashleytisdale",0
SAT tomorrow  going to bed... see you all at 7:30 #fb,0
Suprise trip to tennessee.. Got to pack and shower. We're going to leave in an hour or so.  Yay impulse camping.,1
What a nite fri nite was...met some of the Ospreys team out after they were beaten by Munster...lovely fellas them Welsh,1
@4ureyezonly yepp! the one and only,1
got down to $0 in checking over a week ago. Luckily $200 automatically transferred from savings.    This sux.,0
i'm so paid,1
studying before the Maths exam  wish me luck pls,0
EVERYONE I HAVE AIM  mizsedz is my screen name  addddd,1
"at ej's partaaayy, just finished eating a good meal.",1
It won't let me follow u....,0
has had another one of these days,0
"ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch. so much discomfort, why does this keep happening",0
had an awesome time celebrating my birthday with friends at olive garden and the carnival at the mall!!!,1
"Nighty-night, everyone! My 2 days off went by waaayyy too fast!",0
@jelaine Sounds like a great idea.    I might just join in on a daily painting ;),1
i'm so tired and it's either from the rain and darkness all day or sleeping in.,0
@Desi0203 He's Annoying... He Gives Me Mild Seizures Lol && Its Healing..Not Fast Enough Tho.  Thanx Tho,0
"@ Sheribaby_SPH thanks, I just know it's here",1
@smosh there should be a way we can actually vote for adam lambert.,1
@comeonecomeall FAIRYGAWDMAMA >< I miss you too,0
"@judiperkins @halfmadshabby wanted one at Bangalore, India.  i cannot use the site that u gave for that.",0
Got his bike back. It's looking sexy and ready to ride,1
@darrensoh It's open today!!!!!!...Can go buy your tickets for selected cinema's already but it'll ALL almost sold out!!,0
"just prepared my yummy chicken meal for tmro... now, drinking milk while counting minutes before i start my reading again  haaay...",1
@CheyanneBrae Hi! I'm flying in Thursday  night and off again Monday afternoon. What a shame you can't make it,0
@donniesgirl29 ..they are great ! his hugs  soo warm .. and cuddly .. lol .. jus don't want him to ever let go ! haha,1
"Well, no girl of my dreams of tonight",0
"@bradiewebbstack  oh my fkn god, i love supernatural!! i've seen all of season 4 before it came out on australian tv",1
@Laanetweets And I bet it works as well as it does here- not well.,0
Making my daddy's burgers literally. I am happy and hungry.  #myparentscookandfreezeitforme,1
COUGHCOUGHCOUGH D:< I thought i was done being sick .,0
"@Dukesy lmao yep well I definitly turned the text upside down! The frown is now also upside down, the sun is shining, happyyy! thanks",1
@SandlotGames oooo nice tease. I hate waiting though.,0
Today 3 - 10 degrees.  Autumn officially over,0
@DCBrent  will be fun!,1
Dad is still in the hospital... please pray for him.,0
@manyafandom LOL Thanks.,1
sorry for spamming your twitter homepages... i'm a mean person with no life.,0
has the worst headache ever,0
rainy dayy..and i still dont have my new phone,0
@trilliannext whats in new york in november (besides you!) cant remember if youve told me already! shame we're not there the same time,0
@DonnieWahlberg So I got pushed right past you,0
Low blood sugar uggggg,0
@jennajameson Well I'm dutch so I guess it's about 57.5 kg  Well CONGRATS LOL,1
"At work 7 in th am....TGIF, enjoying the quiet...but Im already ready to go home too much to do",0
"Been a week/month/season from hell.  Counting the days until changes take place.  Sadly, the pug might have sprained his paw last night.",0
"@jchavezloeza taking my cousin & bro to "breakfast" ... i'll hit you up after  Yo! Ricky, you down for some coffee too? (see, i invited u)",1
@CalendarGirl09 yes...  Once I saw dead relative - http://tinyurl.com/oj8x3q,0
hasn't had time for the net I NEED my blackberry back I miss it,0
Look what I have to read 4 work,0
revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing,1
@TrueGabe allergic to cookies.,0
"@SuzyDunkley sorry bout the cat,",0
@THE JessicaLu Go 2 the nearest Denny's! Free meal 4 Your Birthday  !,1
@nevyn yeah that'd be cool. I'll be ready in about 20 minutes if you let us know where you're at.,1
Leaving th city soon  very tierd done my fair share of walking!,0
@decryption If it wasn't a public holiday I'd be able to get some from work.,0
"@DeeRS uve been twoughing for like 2 weeks! lmao. ugh and coughing is the worst! i hate it, i feel for u girl. go get fixed  lol",1
Watching Desperate Housewives and feeling like im seasick,0
Trying to get out of bed,0
Make him go away,0
@pussy_control lol it was rly good ngl  you should've wentt,0
Need some Link Building done,0
It's a sunny day..I would like to go swimming,1
"@calgaryfitness Well, if it isn't tomorrow, we will have to make it happen another time",1
@underexpose Thanks! I'm reading it now,1
"@katiebeth Weekend was quiet, just housework & yardwork catchup time. Had beautiful weather & wanted to climb but .... shoulder.",0
"@courtney_xxx I know  Coz ive had my phone wif me allll night then i got in shower and i had phone next to shower, heard phone ring got",0
@jackiecuyvers I didn't stay that long. It was so beautiful outside and I was itching to get the kids playing. See u tues!,1
@masathehana a good way to spend your last $40,1
@rnr1125 i miss that boy too...and all of them really,1
@javipaz4 It's overcast and kind of warm!!!  Were are you?,1
"Something terrible has happened to my comments area, the lightbox test page keeps showing instead of the comments",0
Patrick from getjar has blown my cover on the forthcoming iPrayer app  #maduk,0
"@rosiesd So far, you are quite honorable.  Funny how that works, right?! ; ) and yes, I've been having a great night. Going to continue...",1
"Going to the gym, then going to get new plates for my mom's car. Then its new bike time!! Can't wait to ride",1
also-the city of Boston had an amazing sports day today.,1
Just gave my doggie a bath. He totally smells like green apples now!,1
@lochnessie404 we all would love to welcome you,1
"i have my research project!  generally, it's going to be kinematics of the UE in manual w/c propulsion in people with tetraplegia",1
y cant we wear nail polish 2work??????????????????????,0
It's been days since I've been able to talk to Larry I really hope he can talk to me today.,0
Eco positive lighting.. Jigsaw Bitz stylish recycled stuff.. Is this heaven?,1
"I wish I had time to figure out why my retweet button isn't working.  Maybe it'll fix itself by the time I'm done with my meeting, lol.",0
@holleewoods pray  Remember ? Holy Ghost!,1
Happy 50th Birthday Morrissey! Keep your eyes on Gigwise for plenty of Mozza celebrations today,1
"@AgentBooth Good morning!!! *lol* .. not too good,huh?",1
feel so lazy and bored,0
"ta ta then, hope your dreams do come true, well most of you atlease,",1
"BAD NEWS, REALY BAD NEWS",0
i finished my living environment regents. it was super hard,0
is soo happy to hear good news.,1
"what a crap rainy day  and also annoying when people don't effing text back, effers",0
@mklopez hahahaha! I love that line  BSG kickass,1
@Michellemoon7 Awww  Lucky Youu..,0
"@mlewis106 Everything is as normal, AppStore and iTunes all work fine",1
@jydakiss hey babe. waiting for you to pick me up   juust put hairspray in my hair it did jack shitt x,1
@jakeron no thats no probs lol just trying anything and everything atm,1
@_cristina_  thanks!,0
"@JubileeHR When your wife's a teacher, you spend a lot of time indoors.  Trying to take some stress off the admin for May, writing often.",1
Woo! Once i finish the game Diana is going to get me my tablets and sandwich.  Such an awesome negotiator.,1
"time always seems to fly when im with wade, its weird; but i like it... a lot!",1
dammnit I'm lit. &dammnit I kn0 ders b0ut2be kiLLer traFFic! & ya d0nt even kn0 h0w haPPy I am dats its back2sch00l,1
Ugh. Where did all this bad luck come from?,0
Desperate Housewives,1
@karliehustle ya.. it ruins the whole statement thing when every1's doin it.... hmmm guess cancer creative genious has2get active huh?,1
I wish I could tweet using my cell phone,0
@hollisthomases a week away from twitter could never negate the super social media lessons i learned from you at #sesny  hope all is well!,1
Just mega broke my glasses again.  God dammit,0
@The_Wise I didnt work  Ima have to figure it out 2morow,0
Getting my bellybutton peirced maybs !,1
Job interview today!  Wish me luck,1
"@Ed_Gardam I still have a lot of nannying work several times a week, and did so straight after the exam... but a great weight is shifted",1
it's like that first slow dance && the first long kiss; there ain't nothing baby better than this.,1
"@TheRealJordin Hey Jordin, when will u sing on American Idol?  Cant  wait to see u...",1
It's like 3:28 and i am not even tired yet. Lol. Kelsey and i are talking about myself and my lil sis chloe! I <3 you chlobear!,1
where are my bomb asssss chips lauren,0
Sometimes I think my fish is trying to kill himself. That makes me really sad,0
@vicariouslyme Try a Nap that alway helps me.,1
"I'm going home, to the place where I belong.",1
@Ryoma_Echizen I'm sure the knife will melt before her and then....(I dont wanna say it),0
Kevin Jonas ROCK! Yay!,1
@trent_reznor @rob_sheridan Is there a way to save a copy of a PM sent through Access? I don't think it saved the one I just sent.,0
"@bobbyedner Goodnight to you, Bobby  Sweet dreams and sleep tight!",1
@BenedictHerold thank you,1
@DateMeCT i can't wait to hear about this date,1
"slight date change for interview, nowt serious though can't go to football now  o well",0
@podmiel Oh! I was talking about Quicksilver for Mac,1
@EtherealZephyr they probably just re-edited the footage from the first film,1
"@futureidentity 1) thankyou! 2) thankyou! 3) can't say i'm afraid, sorry",0
I guess I could download a tetris clone now and see how far I get   and there the day would go,1
"Trying to import e-mail contacts for twitter, but its not working",0
He brings SOOO much joy!! Show it!!  great song! ? http://blip.fm/~5z3oq,1
"@vpeti saw that on skype, didn't you?  thanks!",1
in soo muchh pain  goinn to get icecream & a movie,0
i hate stupid research projects!!!!!!!!!!,0
@DarcKnyt I can almost guarantee she doesn't,0
@alicia_paige I am so glad you removed that before we had to amputate,1
@ImChrisRich I absolutely agree. I could also help with choice of hats or shoes,1
@webaddict Tweet dreams,1
"@mediapathic @sfslim -- I am trying to be a less vengeful, lemon-handing-out sort of god.",1
is very very sunburnt,0
"@mclairfemrite Tomato scored a moth when it flew in tonight. Nice snack for him, but unintentional.  At least he didn't torture it.",1
"@philrandolph Alright alright.  I'm in.   Week 1, day 1 will commence after today's run. (crap)",1
"@viktoriaamarie AHH  oh em gee, I need to come over and see this shatt ;) Btw you ready for soliliqy (or however you spell it) ?",1
well situation is getting worse.more dead people.more casualties.more violence. peace from Tehran .,0
"Is in a relaxed mood, enjoyed my week off work, back 2mrw",0
Hate writing out CV's it takes ages,0
@mustloverazzles You don't miss me?,0
@mgob That must have been scary...,1
My stone fell out of my moon ring and now it nowhere  to be found,0
why is twitpic not working?  i have a good pic to share with you,0
@ColdHearted19 Was hysterical ha ha hmf..i gave my driver a big tip aswell..he only drove 5 mins up the road..but put the heater on 4 me,1
"@myragolden East or West Myra, East or West?",1
had an awesome night at the bruecks! thanks kristi & bart!!!! can't wait until you have your house smelling all yummy!,1
"@alisonruth Ah. I need to plug some of the gaps in my knowledge, but I'm not sure if I can afford to study.",0
fuck its cold. who is going to the nashhh?,1
@H3llom3lissa nice  unfortunately i probably cant :/ i wish i had that power!,1
"Up watching "The Cosby Show & Busty Models" washing clothes..soft porn should not exist!! THURSDAY..PAYY DAYY!..damn, thats tomorrrow",0
"@atebits You get 'em, bro!",1
"@SusanMcLennan  Yes, in my blood.  You mean like a heroin addiction?  Absolutely",1
@SARGE_PAULINE it was gonna be HILARIOUS!,0
"@alyankovic I think I should listen to Poodle Hat, and "Why Does This Always Happen To Me"",1
@Pippa14 you should write to fuzzy and tell them to put me on! hahahaha,1
@jenny_o15 ohh cos I just downloaded Sims 3 from Pirate Bay  and it says I need to "jailbreak" my iTouch 2G to make it work ToT,1
@Emmadw Its a bit of a cheap retort that one isn't it? I prefer to use "I don't need SL because I think its crap"  #secondlifesucks,1
@ajsouthern there is an app for everything! Crazy. LOL. Your last sentence reminded me of Katt Williams,1
Why don't I have a "Black Like My President" mug??  Someone make that purchase for me and make me a happy girl?,0
Going to bed early - body is riddled with aches and pains - hope it's only a 24 hour thing & not the dreaded lurgy.,1
im ready to go home to my hunny!,1
Woke up early and cant fall back asleep,0
@stephjonesmusic like ur site papa,1
"@hypnotic yep, still waiting  i spent the whole of the summer before i went to senior school telling Jordan that i was going to Hogwarts!",0
i had an amazing night with my love!!  she makes me smile!!,1
PROTIP: Finish translation work before deadline. Celebratory procrastination until after it's passed.,1
http://twitpic.com/6vrq5 - My dad's dog is still in the cone of shame,0
Heck with buying dog toys. Stuff an old sock and throw it at 'em! Except now E wants to play and I'm way too pooped.,0
winter is near  it's getting so so so cold..,0
"@TimothyH2O uhmm i dont know what youre referring to, underwear or the breakup, but i guess both of them were that bad...  lulz",0
does anyone know how to convert 6 est to Aus time? ROFL xD fucking radio disney,0
Bout to go to my psychology exam! Wish me luck,1
heading to the SATs,0
Sweet. I'll be playing Uncharted 2 Multiplayer Beta on PS3 tonight,1
"@grenadasu I made it.  I just used a pic of Bruce Lee, and dropped my Dark Helmet on it.  took longer to open up Photoshop.",1
oooh found some white wine in my refrig.  yummie,1
Pasta with beef and pink sauce,1
....ok. two.... noOo more! sighhhh..  stuffn my face wit chicken.,0
loved yesterday. again soon!,1
Two cups of coffe and I'm still falling asleep at my desk  I need a day off! Ppppplease!!!!,0
@maellability I WANT HIM AND ABBY  WHAT EPISODE WAS THAT BTW OMG I WAS SUPER SHOCKED OK,0
@jakeeooh i cackled. omg theyre horribel to you.,0
Gareth - My new spider buddy is helping me to revise,1
@uberfuzzy so sad to hear  get well soon!,0
still cant believe the bratty girl got thru to the final! and tbh think Susan Boyle is overrated ....ohhh controversial,1
"Happy Birthday Chaldean QT: Happy Birthday, lovely!  http://tinyurl.com/lcemd2",1
wonders why there is no domino pizza in perlis  http://plurk.com/p/swuf6,0
@weskeralbert yes!! season 4 <3 cant wait!!  and YAY for SWAC and HM!!! <33,1
"@globalsoundtrks Thought it was a good listen, nice mixture of odd-but-good things. Bring on ep2",1
@jpwashere never been to warped tour... Every year it conflicts with something  would love to go tho someda,0
making some dinner and then going out!!,1
"My tummy hurts  I hate having a vagina, i wanna rip it off HAHA [cramps] :[[[[[",0
@iamthenoface I wish I could do homework,0
@tinkthtfairyslt yeesh...that sounds awful!    and gimme a call sometime bum!  i miss you!,0
@bKLyN_JaY whats really good with you meng? you havent been getting on like that,0
"@fuzzypigz I have a guinea pig too!  I don't even eat him!  Will get a pic of Ruffles, his bro Rojo just passed.    (Sam the Cowdog)",0
I can't stop reading http://www.textsfromlastnight.com! funny shit there,1
"trying to straighten my hair, but it's too effing hot in here. also, i need food",0
@mcm17  sure sure! A spit for u & for me! Maybe I'll bring swine back!,1
omg i went to the gym for 4 hours  omg too bad i ate cookies and peanutbutter just now  EFFING PIG WHALE,0
Saying goodbye to Boston  so sad,0
#LinesVinesTryingTimes ~!!~!@~#@!@$!@%$,1
@astrid_sunrise I only have 2 weeks of summer vacation left. It's like we live in a parallel world.,1
@afterellen just kidding.,1
@AlaskaPhotos Thank you for the #followfriday!,1
Booozle today. I won't be there  damn not having any money.,0
Ϛ �??k  **pouty face** Shitty day out in Boston again ugh no wonder I'm sick,0
@SkyGellatly i think you just like saying my name,1
Anyone spare $10 Grand?,0
@Zeenat_x  dont cry. they miss us.,0
@Dollface01 thats awesome! very cool job! I envy you.,1
@aplusk if the gift for friend then i would say a gift certificate to where they shop let them pick what they want you get the credit,1
[Beavis and Butthead - Come to Butt Head] I would like do something that really sucks... for your love.  ? http://blip.fm/~6ikqk,1
Work is hard and boring I want McFly  can't wait till i get in!  XX,0
@asimzeeshan take a look here : http://iweb.com/landing/10kServersMilestone/2a.php ! You can win 1000$ in hosting credit  - JL,1
I spend my life on this baby. It saved my life today cus I was so bored. I love craiggger for gettin it for me  http://twitpic.com/6spji,1
OMGSONDIBVHIBD I'M GOING TO SEE MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! <333333333 MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!,1
@faryl AWESOME! I'm so glad you got back into it! I work Saturdays but with enough advanced notice I could get the day off.,1
Yay! Picture issue is fixed!!  http://twitpic.com/676x2,1
"@enjoyingjoy thx for the link, not very encouraging",0
@nevinlyne isn't it just. Bit beyond my price range though,0
1/2 way  though legal  due in less then 9hrs :S,1
@UK_I_Bleed_Blue its lovely  woulda been better if Larry Foote had met me for dinner lol,1
@powerplayersmag thanks  check your DM for email etc & have a gr8 weekend,1
just had a nice juicy mango now my tummy hurts,0
@fretless74 1. They cut the back off!  Like it just is a top of the head mohawk.  2. They missed some hair 3. They cut it all crooked,0
"@websiteowner yeh I'm not to bothered I'm sure I'll get rid of it, just means I won't be staying over now so no drinking!",0
I miss my mommy so much.,0
@alisabetita omggg yess the bloopers!! shet i really LOVE them! They never should have ended FRIENDS!,0
Casey is coming over. Hills finale tonight with the usual! I'm sad,0
@MLyndonH Darn sure did 'cause I'm feeling much better today & can actually breathe. Sorry Mom,0
Going beach with ze fambam ! & bringing chem work along as well lol,1
doesnt like that her boys @nkotb and @backstreetboys dont like each other,0
uhh idk if this is a good thing AT ALL.,0
"has a broken foot im sure, off to hospital in the morningggg.... bad times",0
pizza at #wordcampdev 30 pizza boxes in the room,1
Sad my boys are gone,0
♥ I murdered an ant with some hairspray today... I didn't feel bad.,1
The rain is here.  Weak. Posted about Dough Rollers. About to do "work.",0
at my moms place,1
Its so hard to say good bye.,0
@RockAnderson yea.... I was 4 years old...,0
WATEVA KOBE U JUSS MAD CUZ leBRON BEAT U OUT OF BEIN M.V.P. I CANT STAND THE LAKERS( WATS A 'LAKER' ANYWAY)! UGHHH!   :@,0
Just thinking and wondering...Time for the hot tub  Did you ever wonder how I have Leads coming out my ears? http://bitly.com/K6hU,1
the curse of sunday night sleeplessness. i know who i blame,1
"Sun is shining, coffee brewing... ready to edit some fun & lovely engagement sessions!",1
"I scared myself at 6:15am. I thought I had slept the whole day and woke up at night, missing school and job interviews.",0
"i'm going to be in KC Mo alot starting this week 4 work. Anyone know of good restaurants , places to hang out, etc?? pls DM me",1
@jizzle830 See that's what I was talking bout....u always mean to me,0
"Just watched my neighbor's dog die. Didn't cry, but to see him lying there in that muddy ditch, panting in pain...it was so sad",0
"i hate life at the moment, when will things get better?",0
"Lunch for one at Swiss Chalet. Lonely, yes, but delicious? Also yes.",1
"@Lanulahbelle thankfully, no  why are you still up??",1
"@darrensoh Nope, just the tables, chairs and the sink. No time to mop the floor..",0
"Man, today's boring.",0
@scoobybaby09 my phone's not slow.,0
Thank you for all the greetings! You guys rock,1
"@xLucyloox Me 2, and im all upset.",0
damm school had 3 gcse test it was gay  they were hard XP,0
http://twitpic.com/4xa4q - my laminator in action before it got jammed,0
@buckhollywood OMG I TOTALLY CALLED THE SAME TWO!!!,1
"FFF MY REDSTEEL GAME IS LIKE FRIED GREAT,",0
@evilgrrl Thank you very much!,1
At the rehersal dinner for the wedding of Alice Jackson and Taylor Bradley... Two blessings in my life,1
"@RespectMileyC hey im so grateful, the views are increasing!!!! oh my gooosh",1
"@PsychicRadio Just passing by to wish you a good week ahead and to deliver powerful Dragon Blessings for Love, Light & Peace",1
TY for all the Feedback!  @kellywilliams4 @jaybranch @Number1Huggles @juicyjobs @A11woman @Jayne0807,1
Lake with lauren!!  *amj*,1
@jtimberlake NOT available in my country (Switzerland),0
"@cathicks Good luck, safe journey, and keep tweeting!",1
... frisch ge(up)datet ... guten morgen ... good morning ...,1
Chem SAT II was easy as balls (except maybe for that one true/false/correct explanation) section; history was alright. Physics NG,0
Listening to my Fever*Fever Puffy AmiYumi Cd... it's the only Puffy CD I own.,0
family fun night was fun..but i am so exhausted. working another carnival tomorrow. Blah,0
"I guess my previous tweet could be answered by nurses too  speak up if you work in a doctor's office, I'm doing some research...",1
Fml just ran a mile.. And I just got scraped by my yearbook and I got 1/10 on my math test. Eff today,0
"...and by it, i mean me",1
Morning all. I feel lousy - I didn't sleep all night and felt low,0
Monday again!  This sucks - I hardly felt like I had a weekend,0
Back to coding,0
"@TwiNews_Mickeyd maybe, i'm not sure yet, but we might be going back to bella's house tomorrow, to see if they're filming there still",1
"Right off to catch the bus, having a couple of drinks in Trillians before heading to Starters and Puds. Nom",1
@zCaren Sei nao... I left the house at 7:50... I hope when I get home I get to twitter naked,1
@Alchey Mornin' chica! Got mor of my tat done last night. Or should I say......this morning! Got done at 4am,0
"Was on a bus along coronation drive for an hour, had a nice nap.",1
thank you  i loved it! "the girls" hehe,1
@michxxblc I'm sorry! I wish you could go!,0
@WestEndUpdates Agggh i'm wrong!   It's Omid Djalili whom I love!,0
@jennaq hey don't worry about it. just updated the links and the events. Im going to the shelter to bring some foster kittens,0
@newmarvel  i didnt watch it yet!!!!  why  ???????,0
"@Gutshot yes, it is quite good indeed",1
@andrewbuxton thanks...she's a lovely model and friend so we should have alot of fun,1
ahh!! stitches are itching again!!! ....need my meds soon..dont think they work anymore,0
do we...stay in preston and bbq (with phil and sam  ) or head to johnny's in prestwich? decisions on a day like this is wrong,0
@LAmale Agree with you completely.,1
Oh my. THe kis on Jon & Kate Plus 8 got so much older!,0
@AmberInsch nah I ain't,1
@JUDAHontheBEAT HEYYYYY! What's up Judah! How are you?,1
@henryandjayne or I could just set up the sat TV and watch the apprentice. thank for a lovely thought though.,1
is cutting your nails off like cutting all your hair off??? cuz I am crying a little bit,0
http://twitpic.com/69yac - how i spend my weekends,1
"On the way to school  i miss twitter, Haha neenahhhbabe(:",1
@IzzySc I've got a crapload on each page I manage.,1
@therealJordin jammin to tattoo while getting my hair did in the mall,1
also loved the da vinci code..,1
wow DDLJ still has the same effect,1
@feedabah Yup that's exactly what happens with mine.  What the heck!,0
Omg!!! Just a few hours left for paris!!!  disneyland here we come!!!,1
@SongzYuuup i wish u were secretly in love wit me,1
getting ready for work. strawberry festival,1
@zarzamorita you're prego. It's normal.,1
@CrunchyK Kepto Crunchy Kevin doesn't Love me  just Tattoo,0
Hopes of new projects killed my hunger,1
@ThePL  cheer up boi,0
The day was srsly Tiring. it was TOO much  Gonna sleep now.,0
Busiest day ever!!  Do not like.,0
it felt like I was drowning the whole time  But at leat it's over for now,0
D: only just came back onto twitter,0
Photo: jhesset-hime: AWH! he looks like my kitties before they grew up  http://tumblr.com/xkx1wpb7v,1
@marouli7 ya me too,1
Virgin Media network down,0
"I dont feel good  cleaning up the house, doing some laundry, and relaxing. Hopefully I'll get some sleep!",0
Also forgot to mention...im starting to save up my money for vaca...and yeahh. okie dokie nite!,1
very mellow Friday night.,1
Is going 2 watch ghost n be all girlie n cwtchd up wiv a glass of wine,1
"@ShawneyJ - *LOL* Still going strong, huh? Sounds like you're having fun, though!  When do you head back home to IA?",1
@ALauderdale I really AM jamming! HARD! lol. But ok... go nap  And check YOUR DM... LMAO!,1
"Allright .... I recommend waiting for Dvd, not worth going 2 the Big Screen",1
going to bed now. Tomorrow will be bittersweet. mostly bitter. I miss the cast already  Good thing we're all so close now!,1
actually sort of grateful for the cool temps as my summer wardrobe has gotten awfully tight...,0
Livin in a charrrrmmeddd lifeeee. Moving day,1
"@EHegenberger Fortunately, at the moment I'm translating websites and novels, which *will* hopefully be everywhere.",1
"@MrDare Yes, for a while they were chanting, "go, Daddy, go!".  At least I cleaned them up before you came home.",1
@CHELSEAMCFLYx3 haha we're always annoying :L but yep we need to get our needs across :L please scotland @jonasbrothers,1
"Can't sleep  I'm tired fawk, can't wake up late, hate waking up at 6 every weekday",0
Check out this Youtube Video  http://bit.ly/41iAC,1
@rahiemshabazz thanks hun  Stressful situation,1
I kinda regret shaving off my Goatee,0
"@kayteemick that's the worst, i'm srry bb",0
"@tognarcow Only 1 week in Hawaii?    Oh well, we can meet up prior and after your trip!",0
"fml, I no longer have a phone. @ckparsons yes cassie i will drop that off for you!",1
"@serialseb nice dsl post, don't 100% agree with everything but its gotten me rethinking somethings",1
getting disappointed..,0
@ItaloGnomo i do not find that funny.,0
"LEAVING  bye people,  luv you ?",1
@redallisonblack No wonder the finale was awesome. Everybody practiced a lot.,1
I thought all these berry apps were supposed to keep me entertained,0
It's going to take me forever to catch up on all the missed Bleach and Naruto episodes,0
"Ewwww, gross.  It's going to be in the mid 70's this week. I want more June gloom and dark dreary weather",0
@mimijohnson I'll be living there within 2 weeks  so very excited!,1
@vidluther Its Working!,1
Twitter is sooo confusing..Does any1 no y its not lettin me upload a photo? Maths exam 2moro..Oh well,0
@DDsD am trying ur suggestion. Win98 Fdisk running off USB can only see itself  there must be some easy way to wipe the HDD quickly...,0
"im okay with the fact that im a lesbian at the moment, i got fuck all to prove to anybody",1
At school...and it's raining,0
i wanna back to taiwan! but i don't have such money...,0
"@Sean2theO Please do.... Go meet him too, just walk backstage and own the place  One week to go until the show in Jozi",1
watched Madagascar 2 for the second time!,1
Tomorrow i'll seeing my mom after so long. Mmmm.. from now nervous and excited at the same time,1
homg u and courtney and hayden make twitter ahhh its my thing @alyssaajanee !!!! and u never use it ha lol unlike the other one ! lol,1
"it's crazy how u feel abt a death when u dun think u    kno the person, its crazier how u feel when u find out u actually kne them",0
@akshatgait initially pleasure.. but yeah work too,0
@Unusual_Peanut What? I didn't say anything mean to @innuendogirl! And that wasn't a low blow. That was just...Evil.,0
im flyin' without wings...  ~ http://cd.rahsiaebiz.com,1
"@marginatasnaily yeh feeln not bad,just really sore throat,popn lemsip pills.  HATE the lemsip drinks,yuck!!xxxxx",1
@NewYork_Dreamer well you did know i was only your friend because i like to wack you with your ruler,1
http://twitpic.com/6anik - UMass Boston Commencement '09 - It rained,0
"@missy_tw hey bamberg, waz up",1
@Nushums aw i miss you too!! and im so slightly jealous that she got off with Phillip!!  x,0
@GlobeAlone74  aww how can you not like rain??I love it,1
I am getting really fun calls today. Yeah for happy people!,1
@tommcfly wow!! it's rather amazing  I think you may have some competition xD... you should have them as a support act,1
@EarthFire I hope you didnt knock them over..?,1
i feel soo..i dont know,0
ugh selling computers is hard,0
"@tomwaits Sorry to say, no site is working from Sweden.  "Falling down" from "Big Time" is one of my favs.",0
I od on da whitecastle last nite....my stomache hurtn,0
"@JanneJanne btw i bags your 1000th dedication update , do that and il dedicate my 100th to you Janny",1
"@anniething1 I'm trying to find a download of it but it seems pretty unknown.  There's Japanese anime with same name, that's all I find",0
http://twitpic.com/68yj7 - Piha Burnout  = My freshly mounted picture of this shot just fell from my desk and got damaged darn,0
@victortan such a pretty sunset... so romantic!,1
@x_Twilight_o i just see a red carpet and noone there,0
"@xemion Goodness, you're too kind. But thank you. I envy your talents more than you know  Have a fantastic weekend!",1
Diggin my new irons,1
"@tommcfly  you canceled the concerts here in Brazil? it's because the rumors are saying that you canceled. And please, answer me.",0
@i_heart_DonnieW I will bring @DonnieWahlberg plenty of Dramamine,1
WTF - where has the CE 7.1 EHP 1 download in SDN gone??? Most recent download is CE 7.1 SR 5 from Nov 2007.,0
Watching me some saturday night live after today i gotta record it cause i gotta be at work at 5 sundays,0
@awakenmylife : That is a very depressing thought.,1
is looking for kittens on the internet! they are all just so cute!,1
"#flylady eeeewwww! decided I should also wipe down outside of front door, again bright yellow!  YUCK!! no wonder kids are soo stuffy",0
Thank God it's raining! I feel relaxed now,1
Does anyone wanna just install Wordpress MU and Buddy Press for me?,0
@MissDiggs lls yeah but yesterday the fries was so salty they could've gave me high blood pressure,1
@sampsonian  Wot you dood?,0
I wanna go back to LA.  I miss everyone.,0
I LOVE WEEKENDS !!!!!!!!!! 11-O laughing,1
Me too!  I miss coffee,0
@pc15 yeah!  I just want to be james friend. Even if i really want to be more than. :/ but i cant and i will not be.,0
Happy birthday to my little sis abi!!! Celebrating with my family  sister is now nine! so crazy got her a taylor swift poster,1
i have a confession.....i didnt work on my website today uhoh,0
I'M GOING TO SEEE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!WOOOHOOOO!!!!! Shout out to Katie and Rebecca ( no not myself)  c u's at the concert girls! hehe,1
@KarrisFoxy they closed it months ago  totally forgot to mention that on twitter. if you ever wanna hit the one on roswell let me know!,0
"@wardenbecks yeah, i have dial up, it really does suck. i feel your pain",0
has a horrible headache!!!,0
@chrisdubai888 Well this country is not the right environment for penguins,1
@crispinfreeman Don't ya just love non-disclosure agreements?  Guess they need some way to keep the public curious..,0
sorta disappointed..  oh well. kinda not really sleepy either,0
I want some fruity pebbles.,0
@AMTB7 thanks for the #FF shout out,1
This night was fucking great...till now.  idk what to do anymore.,0
Had 4 days off this week.. Lots of work pending,0
@MissNickyHilton @dj_am is also playing poker lol both of you have fun !!!,1
got my phone fixededed goode  cant text till 5 tomorrow though ....  @daniellebarrie can wait to talk to her,1
Morning Tweet-heads! Early rise and shine! Great show last nite w/ @MarieLuv .even had a director call me 2 hate on us! life is good.,1
I miss my bffe  from ky,0
"23 followers now, fantastic...",1
@RamsesJa awww that's sad. I'm sorry to hear that,0
Happy Mother's Day to all Mom's everywhere! Especially mine,1
Just got off fb chat after 4 hours of speaking to 2 amazing friends,1
@IamBarbiePink OMG ASHANTI!  I cannot believe u said that... And don't talk about who I'm with becuz u left,0
@taylorswift13 ah thats so cool that you are going to your 1st headlining concert! good luck!! I get to see ya in phoenix on may 21st!,1
Hmmm... day of COD4 has developed into a day of washing and unpacking a 2 year accumulation of crap from uni,0
"A family BBQ turns into a neighbourhood gathering thanks to my mother, there's never any family time anymore  Feeling = Sad/Upset",0
@MariahCarey LOL! you da lambs are experts!,1
"the plan for today: @tealangelina and I are going to see a movie, then have dinner and watch twilight. its our last weekend together!!",0
Finally going to sleep. Had hecka fun and didnt even need Skyy there to do it,1
bleghhh me dont feel so good,0
"@alandavies1 that sounds a bit harsh, reinstall an os because a printer won't install? Sounds like a fob off to me",0
@MoniLuv22 That will do too!,1
@McFLYFan_Katie hi! hmm Yeah I love McFly  who's your favorite?,1
@apoorvsharma hey thanks for the wishes,1
@heyyitskate why??? lol ill whore you out :]] im trying to buy one right now but its not working  im soooo sad,0
drinkin pepsiee ........Swollowed......... All gone  lol x,1
twitter will never work on my phone  darn,0
Studying deustch with my classmates,0
is yaya for the day  http://plurk.com/p/xskfd,1
@officialTila awesome.. tilashotspot,1
Someday I will remember how to spell grateful.  I are a math teacher,1
Awwhh... Bummer!! What is wrong with her?!?!?! One too many unforced errors and double faults,0
@NaiveLondonGirl My post has just been delivered... WTF.. !!! Surely they should reduce the price of stamps as my post arrives off-peak.,0
"26th mcfly gig in 3weeks! gloucester, nots, liverpool + butlins",1
"@FatinaChau Hey, I'm the news guy, right? Of course I'll be before the others",1
Can't go to west end live coz its my sisters birthday  maybe she could change it to another day? Joke,0
@joannaoh sad? awwwh lol...now im scared to see it!! I miss you i wish you were going to dfw in a couple of weeks too,0
iMissh My Franns]:,0
@celers I CANT WAIT EITHER.  far too long baby girl.,0
Feels like she smells like an ashtray. Gross,0
@melly16 erm nothing mate  im so bored tbh.,0
I have to pee so badly.,0
@denharsh cool man.....have gud time  dont spend all in one shop... lol,1
is working 30+ hours this weel,0
Well time to watch @Wossy 's show. Looks like a good line up.,1
why is tweetdeck not working anymore?? I am confused,0
My toe is still throbbing from running it over with a grocery cart earlier... its like the foot in MR. Deeds.. but just the toe! OUCH!!!,0
Heavy chevy flipped over on 95th stony,0
day offffff,1
@Cyhwuhx I've been stuck at the same bit in Super Metroid for the past month,0
@chubbystewart  Congrats Tony!!!  One million in the pocket!  And you looked great doing it.,1
@FaeryQueen07 I am making breakfast for my girls and i will begin to work in like 1 minute no time for batcave for me hopefully tonight,1
"@fightingfor You're welcome! This is going to be interesting, can't wait to see it take off!",1
32 days until SUMMER; including weekends! get pumped!,1
"@sdrichel Aww... I feel like crap, too.",0
Dance recital was awesome!  Sad that its over     Gonna miss the seniors.,0
@officialTila i ough akk your musicvideos today ^^ it was time,1
http://twitpic.com/6vmos - In-n-out =] (via @cadeezie) -> Woah the pic made me feel hungry,1
@warley That took a really sad turn,0
visiting my friends profile..  hope to see your account,1
I'm feeling sort of panicy. boo,0
@myjayar yes,1
Now searching for any pix with Cyrus friend Jenna,1
is laying out at sams pool without her haha.  wish she was here!,0
Might Have The Mumpss  x,0
@GirlfriendMAG Please follow me! It'd be soo great & help out my foundation!!   I help young girls battle eating disorders!,1
"1110 - Digital joy - I have my  TV, desktop PC, DVD recorder, VHS recorder, PS2 all set up and working thru' the one digital TV monitor  !",1
"Oh God!! Im real scared now. I think I have an infection. FUCK!! Have to call the doc tomorrow, I hope nothing serious has to be done",0
iz prayin for those on AF447 hopin 4 a miracle,0
"Argh, I got cheated! The giant mamee packet only has 5 sachets of seasoning (which come separately)!!!!!! THERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 10!!!!",0
Let's make that road test,1
@breedersatp thanks for a great weekend!! Highlight was defo Wire and Shellac,1
"@southwestscreen Cool; I'm going to turn up to talk about it afterwards with you guys, as I've already seen it.",1
@ginagirl916 Too cute! I looove hot towels from the dryer,1
"@FengShuiTips4u LOL. You must be a Zankou fan, too. That paste is a glorious glimpse of enlightenment.",1
really bored!. dont want to go to sleep because that means i have to get up and study tomorrow,0
"really does have the most thoughtful, generous friends in the World. Yes...the World. Dayved Rogers....I'm looking at you, love.",1
@McAleavy how many coats are you going to have by the end of the week at this rate,1
@franciscamv dudeee i kinda miss youuu we need to talk,0
@DarthShayan loved SG-1 + Atlantis but gotta say dunno what to expect from Universe and any form of intergalactic travel would do me fine,1
"Sad.... I can't use my vouchers for my Paris trip.  Darn, I'll just have to use them another time.  Brussels, anyone?",0
http://justmanga.com/ is down.,0
"in bed -- eventually sleeping, stupid work tomorrow.   nighttt twitter!",0
Leaving sweetie  prob  wont get2c him 4 other few months! Boo that sucks!!   Debbie Allen Here I Come!!!,0
"Because he made this one infront of me in a span of like 5 minutes, I made my daddy buy it for me! I laaav it.   http://twitpic.com/6v4gc",1
@binoyxj thanks man..i dont think i will finish it..and now that i see my game resolution doesnot match their requirements  will go for it,0
is :\ I need 2 get tickets for the 'stics game on thursday...no luck so far,0
My stomach really hurts  blood doesnt taste good!,0
eating cheese flavored ice cream.,1
"....25%....ugh, I suck at working  ... and I want my bed...",0
Yesterday was not for me but nowaday it's time for me,1
"@darren_cox yeah, and best part is that its legal and you can take it anywhere you wanna go  lol!",1
@LilithHecate I'M JEALOUS  I WANT A SAMANTHA AND A HEDGIE AND A WEIRDLY-THEMED RESTAURANT,0
"@tayswift13 battle..." that's all I can remember, but it's great",1
@jennyvokals girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home,0
Up. These roads must b serous. We just passed the 3rd accident scene. Let's pray for everyone's health.,0
@LdyLauren - isn't it a nascar thing? I'm surprised u don't know it!,1
@JoyBernard Enjoy your trip and be safe.,1
"Waking up with the sun, crisp air, drinking iced coffee & eating a delicious muffin: quel beau matin",1
My house is starting to calm down,1
Just got up getting ready for school,0
@phan_cy @xomwan86 maybe i'll do the video next week.... maybe.. lol =\ i just lost interest in it... and plus i kept sneezing..no help,0
@yfrancis Just be sure to release FlowChat before WWDC. People will be grateful.,1
having another "blah" Sunday,0
"@D__house OMG same here - ugh, back to school, and back to work, andespaceillay back to homework and studying!",0
in the car with rhi to her singing concert  wish her luck she's nervous!,1
"@tanketom Heathrow wasn´t bad at all, actually. Lot´s of weird people to talk to and draw. Too bad I forgot my sketchbook on the plane.",0
"I am so thirsty, but I spent all my money on cheap beer.  $6 bottled water or $2 beer from tap?",0
vdoBug kids DVD navigator giveaway #2 winners http://bit.ly/18JJzi ends in 24 hours,1
"@katiecupcake hmmm, still shows up as #12 for me  Perhaps I caught a cached version of Explore though. Congrats either way!!!",0
Phone bill : check ; Rent : check ; Credit card : check.  I'm good to go for now. =D,1
@morningreverie its very good! I liked it have u seen the film? I havent really read much of new moon no time,0
@AaliyahLove69 It was awesome meeting you too! I'm sad that we didn't get a chance to shoot  I'm in Florida btw. Any plans to visit? lol,0
Was a part of an awesome photoshoot! Check out Stacee Lianna Photography for your photo needs,1
is going to bed so goodnight people,1
I am without internet for some time. Twitter only on Saturday and Sunday now.,0
"I never get tired of listening to awesome Wicked tracks. "But that doesn't soften the ache we feel, when reality sets back in"",0
Back from the library. Logan was a very good boy and caused his mommy no stress at all,1
Waiting for the maid service to help me since my right leg is still in the cast and the left leg is truly no better  They better not steal,0
losing everything these days  lost phone in the mud,0
"@thespyglass likewise young lady, likewise...  x",1
sitting home listening to Rouge Wave because i have no friends and everything stinks right now  blahh,0
I try to sleep but I can't...,0
working on my religion isu  miserable.,0
@LuvBadger Sweet....,1
so the sky just opened up...no one was expecting that. and I'm wearing cloth shoes.,0
@jielee what a model.  http://i41.tinypic.com/b93rp.jpg http://twitter.com/seawhy/statuses/1956367344,1
@amberjaneburton That poem made me oddly sad,0
@reqon Not good! Is it her first time with it? Chicken Pox can be bad as adult  Not Swine Flu then? Did you see http://sari.reqon.co.nz ;),0
@2hdesign do you know if steph's dh is in the 1-26? if so then yes. i think they do have a howell at restrepo,0
@ms_doroy gimme some,1
@majorcakeent THATS WHAT I WAS THINKIN BUT THE GOONZ NEVER COME TO JERSEY  IMA LOOK INTO IT..I THINK THERES A LAKE OR SUTTIN LOCAL,0
at khyts polishing off some sunday beverages,1
has the hardest decision to make... EVER!!,0
hey guys please vote vote vote for me!! I've fallen in the ranks  http://bit.ly/nf5gr  love u all! xxx,0
@reverendbigdawg Aww aren't you cool! Though by the time the show airs I'll have already arrived in Sacramento.  So my trek will b over.,1
"Washing machine installed and running; no gushing water, no exploding machine... Good day",1
@Abeeliever  Awesome thanks.,1
@VederaMusic Excellent. I just got a 4-pack for tonight. If you guys ever make it back to Birmingham the first round will be on me.,1
"clean room, go to an awesome food market, lunch by the river, pick up the best friend from the station, eat pizza, go see cobra starship",1
@digitalkittyAny chance of putting the Pre unboxing on re-runs after TWiF? Missed it,0
@samicappola i dropped it and it was stepped on it multiple times.  kben :],0
doing assignments....... bye bye twitter world,0
Tomorrow Sonisphere (Metallica)! Expecting rain  Expecting beer  Check:  http://bit.ly/XPacm,0
"@athkat My sis and I really like Reid. Also like Ed, Kiptyn & Jake. Kip is totally my type physically but lacking in "spunkiness"",1
@DOOMBUG Totally single.,1
working on a year book....so many pics to go through,0
i hav 2 work out how 2 work this blu ray recorder or life aint gunna b fun in our house,0
"Awake and fully dressed to leave, it's 7:22am- why the hell am I doing this? Gunna go grab a fast break, breakfast  http://twitter.com ...",1
@Eumiko uhhhh..... yeah.... I don't tweet a lot nowadays quite lazy to do so.  this month has always been about college.,0
@jackconnor89 yeah its mad my best friends is a supporter,0
Bar night?  Sure.  Enter the boys.,1
"@AngelG76 new Disney Pixar movie - same ppl that did Finding Nemo and Monsters, Inc!",1
"Cancel that, flight delay 2 freakin hrs, i may not sleep today",0
Wishes and prayers reali do come true!,1
"@RaisingLuna I really draw, yes  I'm no pro but I've got experience. 5yrs of art class in high school + creative degree = always drawing!",1
needs a decent bf who will treat me ryt  x,1
"@stevenmaxson Night Steven.  I just have the one sermon, thankfully.",1
is not ready to sleep,0
At @ashcash2292 house ... Waitin for 6 to go to bad to school,0
has now watched episodes 8 & 9 of the hills... and is going to be sad for it to be over  haha,0
watched grey's and svu after a nice night of bonfiring. on to oz! then maybe basic eight...? then sleep.,1
@Treagus Water skies may be the way forward today,1
@_Miss_Mia_ does that need a specific  firmware version? Mine's fully updated so is probably beyond hacking,0
"Getting ready to head out to teach a teen skin care class, will tweet with you all later  www.nicolesanchez.myarbonne.com",1
trying to change the background picture...and i can´t,0
@CheekTV I tried deleting the spammy people but they keep sending & I don't wanna block,0
Trending Topic: Tonight Show..    Tonight Show me your bits ...,1
@jaybk6145 then isn't almost everyday fun day?,1
Missing her already,0
@ivaaishah Ivaaaaa! me too!!  how r you?,1
@nosulragal It is a pleasure being stalked by you,1
i may have a bed and bath sooon....SHATTERED,0
Back from 24 fitness. Baby I love you!! I wish we could have spend more time  you're leaving me forever T_T,0
I could go somewhere fun with my friend but I can't because I'm sick!,0
"@Nicolaarthur Iv got it on dvd so have watched it quite a few times! I love it though  I really want to see the new one, ha!",1
Oh my god - it really is looking sticky now. 3 mins left and the raiders just scored again and are 19 to 5 up .....................,0
@newfbomb CUTE PICTUREE! Love the outfit! Shoes from Charles&Keith?,1
"@coconutlime definitely worth taking the day off!  it is too lovely not to! after almost 9in of rain in May, enjoy the sun!",1
@donitabaker look on mine and add more friends ;) you can be friends with mine on twitter since I won't let you on facebook!!,1
"sitting at my baby cousin's party, being antisocial. I want go home...",0
is tidying flat... then train to preston about 4ish,1
:redface:  http://tinyurl.com/ng829q,1
@Stacey_Jay Hehehe that's sweet.,1
All of you Cincinnati people should go see Repo shadowcast today 11:55pm @ the esquire. My fried @khrodez directs it. Possibly last show,0
did not attend any gym classes this weekend  must go on a weekday too,0
The Suns have traded C Shaquille O'Neal to the Cavaliers for G Sasha Pavlovic and PF Ben Wallace.....I'm going to miss the Big Fella,0
It was quite hilarious....,1
@Mom3CuteBoys I don't have an iPod either.  #music4good,1
can not to miyavi 26/9/09 =( nooooo,0
@disasterarea1 ... however i've got to do some washing and ironing first,0
@fruityalexia nothing wrong with getting home at 5am   aslong as you had a good night,1
@jcguevarra add a photo! hope you had a good flight & this weekend was fun,1
Severe thunderstorm just woke me up! It's scary,0
"@Nainx lol, I should have seen that coming!",1
@gdlas21 if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple,1
My heart feels heavy,0
i miss you so much.,0
@dirklancer that's a good one!,1
Scratch that last one i meant with my future wifes sophia bush and hilarie burtan  im moving to utah so I can have both,1
I think I've gotten 6 hours of sleep the past 3 nights(:...,0
syncing my new ipod.,1
"@Stephu_CH Yesss. I thought there's a genetic reason for Bajorans being cute, but I can't find the source now.",0
Being at work sucks when there is no work to be done. :/  but i do love me some solitaire  i want my book.,1
"@MarkusFeehily I can't find it, think I am watching wrong one",0
"@precentral @PreThinking @everythingpre @palm clarivue told me on release day that they'd have screen protection, not on their site yet",0
making cold calls to old prospects,1
@CaptainMurdo Well the loveable @djhsecondnature will be up for it,1
HOME FROM WORK...LONG DAYYY,1
"sad,tired,and happy! My dog is not feeling well.  I am soo tired. :/ I am happy because I got good comments on youtube! long story!",0
"is going to bed, after sending the little man off home with Megerz",1
"@miss_yana hoho, peringkat kebangsaan? good luck",1
@gambuzino We need some PR specialist,1
It's Junnnneeeee already!,1
@roguemm What's wrong!,0
@lauzc86  that sucks!!!! im megggggga bored- help!!!!!!!,0
Unsuccesful trivia night,0
"@wiredvijay At work, and actually working close with Ugam (India) or the moment. Bad news is they are about tolay off 30 people here",0
@Dojie lmfao  gd thing is leave it over night and thte skittle disolve,1
"@xenogloss Just think, I start working this early almost every day",1
@AubreyODay aubrey has no love for dean-kelly.com.,0
@mokuska there's a cat lover talking,1
"slept like a log, until the phone rang 5 times in an hour  Waiting to hear from my love...",0
is watching everyone move over to Twitter,1
"morning world, is raining 2day so revision don't seem so tough,",1
Take a pic so we can c u!!,1
"yeah you should study and same here. my yesterday's stomachache has gone, i'm so relief",1
it's so boring today..,0
street food makes my stomach feel funny... there's only one cure. nagaraya!,1
I'm @ my party and people are starting to arrive! This weeiend is all about me and nobosy esle,1
Aaaagh I'm not guna see my titi for three weeks,0
I want Leadership soooo bad!,1
@CocaBeenSlinky you should have just got up,1
"I thought that you love me, you did love me but sometimes you ignored me  http://myloc.me/5ztp",0
@klmjl5  ohhh i havent been to/had a barbeque in agesss mau have to plan one  have a good day x,1
@FionaKyle  now when have we heard that before  lol bet it was fun at the time ? lol,1
Yay! Rob & Kirsten! That was wrong tho...thought they were gonna kiss.,0
"Had a really nice Birthday Party today. Glad you got to come, baby, and thank you for my new Wallet =D I Love You!!",1
@PlayStationEU When's FFVII coming out on the EU stores??,0
"has DJ Talent song in his head, and has had for the last few days  Bad Times.",0
Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute,1
"OK, they have offically been retired  I am sad. It's so hard to say goodbye to a good pair of kicks.  http://yfrog.com/582dfj",0
gudnyt everyone!  bye,1
but on the other hand....Kurupt and DJ Quik got the WWEESSTTT rockin!!  yee!,1
Back to work after almost 2 weeks off. WHY?????,0
In the Miami airport waiting to go back home,1
@Silentbx damn im way faster on my celly  im sad whats everybody been doin practicin,0
Long night. Would have rather been at work,1
@justjake I am a bit concerned as my little brother does live in Japan.,0
"27 days to go!!!!!! OMG thats SOOO close! Yeah!! SO its 3am, why am i awake??? Please help me sleep!  Im too excited, lol!",0
"@xitara i wish we were in a fanfiction  it could be "with me", do you like this one?",0
@khyrinthia yup!  You can try it out on the t2t discussion blog,1
@kirstiealley turning in soon in this part of the US. heard it's hysterical. sounds like a good eve for you!,1
http://pic.gd/3bb1 Compressor that froze up at work today.,0
Working on fathers day,0
"Boo, I think I have a sinus infection.",0
http://twitpic.com/7tx75 - Ne-a batut @buddhabar la whist  Am iesit pe locul 2.,0
@dbhata I want to go again too!!!!,0
"gym, shower, doctors, nap, essay...blah",0
"http://twitpic.com/6qd0v - aww me and tyler  friends since the first grade, youre awesome buddy!",1
"Today is a perfect example. After the rain, the sun comes out. And even if there are more clouds on the horizon, just appreciate the sun.",1
@ianmmcnaughton you forgot "poop"! They've got the life  http://myloc.me/2UTv,1
mom and dad go to hospital,1
havent been out since memorial day! im ready to get out this weekend!!  let me know what going on!!,1
@supimchloe  sorry to hear that,0
@TheJT Thanking you kindly for the tip,1
free period again,1
@officialTila supernatural force is keeping us from tunning to stone.  And we are just continuing to stand here and waiting for that glass,1
And the power goes. Power cuts are getting quite common in my locality now.,0
Awake early again and doesn't know why,0
@JiLLaCute94 hiii.... add me on yahoo na..... ma id is in ma updates....,1
"Photo: Also from a couple weeks ago, but near my house. It reminded me of my sister.  Photoshop: crop. http://tumblr.com/xln1r5uge",1
would love to understand what it was that she did wrong...welcome to heartbrake,0
"@Ebzz yay, glad he's doing better... sorry you're not.",0
@heatherraescott You have email.,1
@OsmentEmily awh thank you  this is bianca from (its holland not holand sophie xD) holland . You're amazing !Thanks again for the shoutout,1
@ophnialways so bummed i missed out on darth vader doom claw action  haha,0
@MJtwitchat bloody awful  at the moment....,0
summer is so close but yet so far,0
@CO_Mommy G'morning. What type of photograghy are you needing? I know several & may be able to hook you up so lmk. Enjoy your Thurs,1
@ianloring not actually release till June 2nd .... I've got a naughy proof copy,1
@dannysgirlsg1 I would love to see Colin Mochrie as Rodney's Dad... @dhewlett make that  happen for Stargate Extinction.,1
@robsessiondotca I just meant his numbers(as in his followers) no idea how to track trends,0
@TheDemonInside i'll join... I will go up at 5 o clock in the morninf  or at 4 XD,1
@bambudepistola peace fam! U headin back our way (ny)? Let me & @go_d know when ure around so he can show u some Brooklyn hospitality.,1
I sure hope my graduation isn't this boring though,0
"I'm hauling a 77,000 lb truck down a mountain (going 40mph).",0
@ashleej47 No.  I can try selling some old prescription drugs for money.,0
i just bought my ticket for Metric for my birfday.  GON BE DRUNK!,1
site: doesn't seem to be working in google today,0
Mattcutts.com: Domain Umzug und neues Design http://redir.ec/iF2b ...,1
Orlando Women Runners UNITE!  Can't wait to see everyone this morning,1
fresh out da bingo hall party . it poppd . all kinds of shid went down . shirt got a lil messd tho .  but nun i cnt wash.  ballin=life,0
Humour is a rubber sword-it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.Mary Hirsch,1
i think asher roth just agreed with me.  i dont make sense,1
What a complete letdown.  THE CAVS LOST!!,0
@jennifer97236 Morning..just drinkin coffee and tweetin,1
I am truly amazed by Twitter,1
"@SinnamonS I don't believe you bc you are always on here! Lol Well, unless you can tweet in your sleep",1
@gadi_fe Back to sticks and stones,1
smoking out the palm court,1
Sitting on my porch with Matt Blow!,1
i apparently lost the ball from my lower left cbr  i don't want to take the ring out so I'm putting tape on it so it doesn't slide out,0
@rockandrolling   That has to be the first time I've ever been sensored....  I'm sure U don't like the women that way!,1
Now for the bit that I least enjoy - dropping my kids back to their mum's house.,0
"@czyklet have to read 5 more chapters, and finish the questions. FUN FUN FUN!!",0
"@tommcfly hey, u can take me flying whenever u want to!  i'll be waiting Tom! hahaha luv ya",1
@DashboardChris  awesome!! you've inspired me to get my SG out after i write this essay,1
"Don't you love technology. The across translation server I had deliver to by 8am crashed Fri night, and just crashed again mid-upload.",0
@2342 Thanks! All the folks here at ESA/ESOC are just really delighted...,1
clueless : at the mall,1
"@HolisticMom Haven't had more than 9 ppl showing on my list to add to groups for weeks now...  come on #tweetdeck, get a grip..",0
"@ODTclairey77 I know, it has flown by hasn't it!! Just hope the 9 days there don't go as fast!",1
"OK, I think I'm finally done with work for the (yester)day. Now for a beer and some TV before hitting the sack. Back at it around 9am.",0
"@toryjane Sorry! I thought I did...We got a little bit of water from the sewer again, but nothing catastrophic. Need to have it looked at",0
@francissurvive Ya llege. Bruja.,0
is having a movie party,1
i beat vivian in battleship!,1
"Upcoming shows RPM 26/04/2009 10:30 at Lakeside Church Konstanz, Germany.  - join us if you can",1
@nickkk_ that sucks!,0
@DottiBoinksalot Rosemary Balsamic Chicken.  It's ready - come on over!,1
I think that BlackBerrys are the best phones ever made... but I want the new iPhone 3G S.,0
@MsJennNicole  nothing much im stuck n the valley as of now,0
miss my v soooooooooooooooooo much!it's been a week for us not meeting each other :'( love u so darling,1
fell down the stairs and hurt my arm,0
@kevinrose How did Digg Dialogue turn into such rubbish: CNN picking questions via webcam? It used to be cool.,0
back to school tomorrow,0
preparing my no carb lunch while listening to stevie  hihi @AnoopDoggDesai Mwuah!,1
Just got done taking pictures of my brothers recording studio,1
@alvinyudistira haha thanks again my friend  u rock!,1
Photovia peacelovekaos) he’s gorgeous.  http://tumblr.com/xbh1xffdb,1
feels bad for all those eBay sellers that were planning to sell their FF7 tomorrow.  FF7 on PSN now.,1
"Good morning. One day left till asdfghjkl; Later, we're having a despedida for my tito and cousin  So early. I'm gonna miss them so much",0
@babyscratch LOL,1
@PantsPartay YAY! how fun would it be 2 have a beer WITH @jonathanrknight in st louis!?! hmm...good thing we are aquaintances  shit smiley,1
@imabum Are you okay?,0
lets go doyers!! lets go!! okay maybe a little too late,0
just watched twilight AGAIN!,1
Writing up this lesson plan makes me remember how much I truly do love To Kill a Mockinbird.  Maybe it'll be a summer read.,1
@naynuv0 nothing going on for today outside of work.  @tresespieces como estas? lol did i even spell that right?,0
@jonas_twilight3 i wish i could eat one  @!,0
@MandyyJirouxx your awesome Mandy!! i wish you'd reply to me,0
"Manders just told B, "If you want more kids, you better be quiet."  hahaha",1
i can see replies but i cant reply  http://plurk.com/p/116u95,0
@aim2plz: we werent invited....u 4got u dont love us?,0
@acebowman lol you are so goofy but Farrah Fawcett died of cancer,0
"i am bored as hell.  tmra it is the survival final, Mirit is gonna win anyway :@",0
of to school and i really don't wan't to go,0
at @DanielleLove187 graduation. I can't see anything or hear anything!1,0
"@susiebubble  oh well.. next time you're around, give me a call and we'll go for a chat !",0
@ladollyvita yeah hehe someone very special indeed :-P and only 2 weeks till I'm off again hehe then banned from twitter  lol,0
Jason giambi just hit a home run in front of me  i almost had it,0
I miss my sunglasses... The river ate them up.,0
@ColorblindFish love the pics.. I love watching everything being set up and the sound check and all that stuff.. very cool..,1
star command do u read me,0
"@chibialfa Fa, makasih atas slidenya yah.. sukses presentasi gw td di kampus.. two thumbs for you",1
@thisisblaze LOL . shuttup you thing  & yes i did LOVE . punk im mad at you,1
"I want to sleep, however I can't seem to fall asleep",0
"maths exam tomorrow, and im feeling so awful and unable to concentrate",0
"siick, in bed  wish i were going out.",0
@Turkish_Tornado of course,1
@redcheeks have a great time at at the @taylorswift13 show You'll enjoy it,1
@philrox check www.myspace.com/julienk for tour dates thx,1
@Lucinda_Nadiaon Yeah I can see why Bournemouth would be a tough commute!,1
another awsome night  NATI have a safe flight back and i am truly gonna mis you..,0
my stomach still hurts from last night,0
@mafilsboss your wrong!!!! The 19th!!!  ahhh I'm sad now.,0
@jguiney that's awesome. Its my ring tone so its always in my head,1
@nileyworldtv sorry  ill go with ya next time,0
@MyLFL any plans for  Houston team? I'll be first in line,1
just got home from. Susannah and I played with Kelsie and Lillian. I <3 them.,1
"@thejenniferchan you shouldnt have watched it without me, jerk  lol, did you wear your up shiiirt ?",0
[tos] should have won best book... the little show that could has been far too overlooked,0
@Karen230683 lol i can never sleep this late...not even when hungover!! Monday was the first morn i stayed up in bed for a bit in ages!,1
"Coffee toffee... Twisted frosty... Hey baby, do ya wanna get frosty with me?! Haha.",1
@jamesmachan damn! wish i was there!   they arent even coming to perth!,0
@sincerelykase http://twitpic.com/7glh3 - Awwwwwwww I miss you,0
"@smileyy_sophiee im on it now dont know how long for, 'cause i finished the starter thingg  Hows everyoneee?",1
at dA crib wishiN I was 0ut pArtYIN,0
@nickytc headline show at islington academy the thursday after,1
hands shaking  ... if i was a werewolf i would have exploded from the rage by now,0
"@NigroDicaprio bout to take a nap. when I awake, I'm calling you. ON THE PHONE",1
"@watchasifall Worst dream EVER! lol. And I also hope you find exactly what you're looking for because when you do, it's lovely!",1
"@Bisping Keep up the good work, been watching the Ultimate Fighter every week. Team Uk is going to win",1
@juliascaesar ty!  just got home! My EM came today!!,1
off work.. SO ready to go boating tomorrow,1
"So if I had waited till today to get my iPod, would it have come with the 3.0 software?",0
@LIPGLOSSBARBiEE I don't know but I need a massage right now kmt I'm not a happy bunny right now,0
rt @jerzicuai post pics and no one checks them out  no swag flu,0
bout to go eat an egg,1
"I woke up with a migraine. YAY.  Oh yeah, I'm finally watching The Sopranos. I finished season one, and opened season 2 last night.",0
Sorry choco i forgot  love you?,0
@MariaJEchelon oh ok! no prob!,1
"@mileycyrus We are always here to show support, peace, and love",1
get the fuck outta here tell em what to do tell em what to do get the fuck outta here....thats my chit,1
goood morning all!,1
"@thebigring yeah, I could do it too.",0
@taylor_ainsley No  But I'm seeing them tomorrow! Are you?,0
"@mattsmind Does AIR work on linux? If so, go with tweetdeck or seesmic",1
Walking to class. I hate not having a bike....especially mine.,0
has a bad tummy ache and is being sick....nooooo,0
taking care of my lil boy he don't feel good,0
"right pens down, gonna go out and get clicking with my qpöbby",1
@SKG78 Aww...I'm sorry bout your doggy.,0
"@Weeky_piano HEY! my mum was just in america, Chicago!!! haha  ohhh who knows maybe you guys met... but u didn't know! haha",1
"Watching CMT Awards........again, since the power went out last night",0
Getting ready to go to Lexi's,1
@lovesnewsmom That is soooo sad.,0
"@al2615 yes but just a relay leg of 8 miles, thanks!",1
Sad I don't get to have girls night tonight.,0
@hellomuller yup i see what you mean now.. but it wont authorise my second account,0
is sad I didn't find  anyone to go to portsmouth tonight  o0o well...,0
@hecate_is_back yep.. thats me!,1
@saritaonline get well soon to hubby  ingat sis baka mahawa..ang boses,0
think my "backup" portable hard drive has popped it's clogs  frantically searching google for "data recovery services"..........*crys*,0
@FinnPoitier Knerten is cute  I guess he is wooden too.. but dont think too much about that.. lol.,1
"@BarbieBibiana jus waking up with like a WHOLE BED of clothes to fold up, so i guess im occupied for the next hour",0
Have you ever seen a "Baby on Board" sign on a speeding car?! Poor kids....,0
"@rebelprince89 I loved lipstick jungle too, I bought the 2 seasons",1
Got a sandwich & orange juice. Yum,1
Heading out to book holiday for August...,1
"@sunnyziped Oooo, This puts a new spin on things lol I guess I still luv ya.....straightyyyyy",1
@MrsMcFlyGrimmy how was your day ? boredom stuck my head,0
"@SwaggerReeLz  lol word the magic, i wasnt going for them tho i was goin for the CAVS  but i dont want the lakers to win so its magic now!",0
"@raldesign  thanks for that link, i think i'll leave the bodysuit in the wardrobe!",1
@thegoodhuman Our electric bill is usually around $35. Do we get a prize too?,1
"@David_Maroc Ah, rats. Well hi anyway  I looked at Rich's photos - they're fantastic. Tour's over now, how much longer do you stay?",1
"@agirlcalledm and @donna_de Thank you two. You enjoy your day, too. I'm jealous and would like to be near a beach, too",1
@littlefluffycat i think i might've had a little too much fun and gone & gotten myself a cold.,0
@misswiz Are they an Aus-only deal? Either way. I'm so happy,1
@BonesFan021 Yeah that too.... Poor Caroline  She would NOT have been happy,0
"@noveloflife yep, that's the one I'm reading.",1
My MIL drove 1 1/2 hrs to take the kids for the day so I could get some work done. Guess who will NOT be twittering for while.,1
""King of Wishful thinking"-New Found GLory,l0ve the tune!  http://plurk.com/p/z3yb4",1
"@CHRISOLSEN123 we just now saw your tweet.  No, that wasn't our Tom",1
"@kristiiiiine Neither does England  Well, minus the Brits but who cares about that?",0
@Scyranth I got me an eyefull before they left tonite  and a promise of more,1
"@xolp omg that sucks  my last ipod was totally destroyed on the back, because my wonderful brother decided to stand on it. On purpose!",0
YAY! twidgin is working again!,1
@mitchelmusso mitchel I can't belive I MET u todayy  you are so nicee and wonderful  you said ud give me a twitter shout outt soo yah,1
watching TWILIGHT again  amazing.,1
"cant say the same about "my faraway bride" , i guess any creepy looking american actor will please the south asian crowd.",0
@beansjr heyyy Gratzies Joel! Thats awesome,1
Church Was really good... Even though Pastor Evans was not there  Saw @kirkfranklin son on drums!! He was really good!!,0
"@logainne Yeah, I know it's just a number. But still. Ah well, just have to embrace it, right?",1
@DJ_B_FRANK EVERYWHERE was lame that night. Wasted my money.,0
I love that people call me when Prince Harry is in the country,1
Why do i have to work this early on a sunday?,0
I will miss the Hamptons this summer,0
I Want the NEW August Burns Red Album!!!!!,1
working on new deal,1
Wasting yet another day.,1
Morning traffic sucked without my ipod.,0
i love being able to get things done early in the morning..but i hate missing my sleep..,0
@gymhunk wish u hav a nice week ahead..   take care,1
"Yep, love pretty much every song on Lines, Vines and Trying Times.",1
I'm having a hard time watching my baby sis be in soooo much pain....my poor baby,0
"@Ste1987 Oooh, Green Day.... now theres a gig I would wanna see.... may have to check out some tix for that! Pearl Jam will be awesome!",1
"I have to get back to Philly ASAP. Soooo many ppl to meet Jane with, so little time. I miss my white boyfriend & other co-workers  lol",0
"i just got up and washed my hair, i'm still tired like hell",0
@brkaminski Ahh how do you add pictures on here? Teach me Teach me Lol,1
@ekki Will you send some  .,1
tasks: paper; ?'s list; shower; sleep PRIORITIES: SHOWER SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP then mayb the list AND THEN the paper smh procrastination,0
#followfriday @trentxnelson92 @quidnunct @Lytning91 @theboonster @jamiemanville @cocothespy @jtg_pcfl People I've actually talked to!,1
Gutted that I'm now third in Fantasy Football,0
"@heartofwisdom Young's Literal Version is a word for word, so I think they literally translated word for word hehe.",1
@TOOL11Eleven i can't wait!! thanks for dealing with it  they're gonna be sooo... Read More: http://is.gd/Kvj6,1
officially packing up the apt. it wont hit me till tomorrow,0
"@jim_turner I know you've got a link that will explain what I've gotten myself into  I've heard of popularity growin b/c ppl got dugg, lol",1
SAD UPBEAT SONGS FTW.,1
@pete_c sorry... Let's get back to peas-ness... Hehe!,1
I love starting my day out with laughter. @danecook is hilarious!,1
has the worlds biggest hangover!  savage night tho,0
@moonfrye glad you guys r safe..,1
@holdemtalkradio There're keeping me on my toes,1
Doctor Who = YAY,1
"Robert Pattinson Gets Lots o Love Notes http://qa5pw.th8.us Note reads: Rob, I love you! You're rude",0
@hallucinated was that meant for me?,1
@Lelliebell  I remember the wide mouth frog joke,1
"@deepbluesealove oh, I am sorry. That had to be hard on you.",0
@gotCJ Going to have to go with a iPhone 3GS or a Palm Pre,1
"@therealTiffany I saw your 'disney 365' episode today, and it made me realize how much i miss youuu   octoberrrrrr!",0
"@charlestrippy Yayy , and can either of you say hello to England for Craig?",1
as usual.. my last twit has to be with the love of my life @jonasbrothers Mr President w/out u i can't live  love u w/ all my heart <333,1
Off work....yay me...gotta go baq 2moro,0
is wondering why i cant find any of my peeps on twitter   so sad,0
@Gaspadin I have a bigger twitter following than blog following. So partially still meant fewer people will see it rather than everyone,1
@socialmelb who's managing this?  curious,1
@akafrancie Guess you had that "uh oh" ?,0
"noo i can't see chonny's video, y won't he post it on youtube!",0
@OMFG_Its_ALEX You're welcome,1
found great running shoes but it was a 1/2 size too big!!,0
i dont understand this thing...someone explain...,1
"Woke up just a teensie bit late, or a lot, whatever, it's cool cuz things still worked out  off to volleyball.. can you dig it?",1
"@MichaelSage Awww! Sorry you were on the bathroom floor, but glad I could be there for you.",1
Naruto's latest chapter is.,1
@britplustany Wanna see Up with me?,0
@rowijo me blames finals. i demand a pizza party!,1
listening to "Mormon Channel" the official radio of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.,1
@tehchrister I'm going to the Buffalo and Chicago shows. I have terrible seats for both  But shitty seats still = FOB,0
@MissBossi I got mad luv for u... Naw my lil girl aint going I aint gonna get to see her fathers day,0
@ShoesforGeorgia i was saying 'bitch' to the girl that was talking about you! and its alright. i won't stay,0
"Google going down means DoubleClick goes down too, means I can't get any work done.",0
kk hello tycohen? is that your name ? you have scary timing !  haha ima get back to tetris now,1
@rahulsah Quite possible. My office internet sucks neway... The thing is that im sooo used to Gmail that i cant bear that it doesnt work,0
Had the longest day.. And my body is exhausted,0
@bobbiewan so you do  (in response to your Facebook msg,1
@malithmp Yea may be.. but ya have to "Let Go" the "Best Damn Thing" for studies.. Arrrrgg....,0
@ciuchete Bucharest. Sunny. Bucharest - not good,1
"What's the point of shows like 20/20? To spread sorrow & despair?? Poor, poor Etan   UGH.",0
"argh I'm so gutted about those photos  waiting for the bus home, won't get back till 20 past 10 :| haha",0
New on twitter. Hope it's pretty fun,1
"EeeEEeeeep!! My preggo is in the hospital....I love you little twitter mama, lolz. I'll come home to you tmrw",0
@matkiwi char-grilled artichoke hearts with lemon juice and olive oil,1
is really tired and is absoloutly soaked after being out all night  x,0
@allnick @jaymon thanks updated the story - cnn also says one dead now,0
My head hurts ALOT I wonder why? Wait I know I why I whent to sleep at 3am and I woke up at 11am,0
Dance with my father.  It makes me cry. I'd rather talk to the wall than to my dad. ( http://craam.multiply.com/,0
@iMBA  thanks for all support & tweets   what time are you coming for the meeting ?,1
Well scratch that... the restaurant we were going to is closed,0
Fresh fresh night  juz had dinner "Abodo sa Dilaw" - turmeric gives the yellow color. Similar to "Bringhe". Good night then.,1
@jadapalmer I wish my fml tweet was about a man LOL it's be that much easier unfort. I've discovered that the liar is just myself  LOL,0
is so thankful to God for allowing me to see the light of another day,1
@shannon_rae,0
"@DirtyA im going in2 a quick meeting with the boss, I go on holiday tomorow",1
Super Easy Wind Power Generator For Home Use go http://bit.ly/Xnyntd :]Has a bad feeling about college,0
@Knucks looks great! Might consider one to replace my mighty mouse as the scroll never works correctly,0
@OC909 i miss you,0
here's a joke.. why does a ho make more money then a drug dealer? because she can wash her crack a re-sale it,1
@JheneAiko aww  i hope my response helped a little! <3,0
"I want to make a deck badly, but I can't decide on which colors",0
so finally a great day here in Ny the sun is out people are out everything looking good,1
hey yall.,1
@MsStephieBabii I have no vids yet but it's same as here queenbmakeup  I mainly do live tutorials for now...,1
"@mrskutcher Yes, people skills and social manners are quite nice.  If you a few billion, guess you need MORE love to gently guide you.",1
"Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3",1
"@waycooljnr ah 25! If it's the year of amazingness watch out, lots of 1984 babies out to make their mark",1
@Bluraven appreciate that very much,1
"Rip, fishy kelly clarkson.",0
@Lindsayslifee hey girl  i miss you. <3,1
Been doing 200 crunches a night.  Determined to get abs!!!  Any suggestions?... Maybe lay off the cheese fries!,1
"@pissyrabbit Do young people here know much about Tiananmen Square? I don't know a lot of youngsters, so I dunno.",1
ran 3 miles todat..and just took a nap,1
@ILUVNKOTB Yeah! She did. It's awesome!  She put a picture up.,1
says bye twitter! tweet tweet,1
@douzeours Happy birthday.,1
@yourlegsgrow not at the moment   I want to go back though  so very badly! I didn't get to hang with you as much as I wanted to,0
@backyardpoultry and it was even an interesting and informative story for people of any party affiliation  sorry you lost some people!,0
My daughter got sent home sick from school today so even more I want be home NOW! ... but got a 5 hour journey first,0
Just home and I feel like shite,0
@Aishwarya_aura @FSteven thats the brief thing i was talking abt  think i saw a long fellow in glasses lol though quite far from rissa,1
@stevenmitchellw nuuuuu! i wanted to see you in melbourne!,0
ahhhh another work day..  but atleast im not tired!,0
@tommcfly yeah that's spelt right (: well go and eat something more tom,1
drilling days are coming,1
So we got a new rug for the living room. And damn if Lebowski wasn't right!,1
sooo tired but i havent been getting sleep at all lately > mom wont let me take sleeping pills cuz i might get "addicted" uuuuuuuugh,0
"@MatthewAE ahh same with hayfever here mr, pain in the ass.  just so you know. convos on Twitter like appear to everyone. lol",0
I wanna have chocolate with nuts and caramel again,1
Gross gross gross! School,0
@supricky06 good luck! Hope it goes good,1
@IndieNorth Thanks for the good vibes! She's been in labour for 36 hours now! Not so easy so far,0
ugh bed time,0
@Covergirl1985 22 yrs is a long time hell almost as long as you have been alive  lol,1
Smoked duck po boy jacqueimos jackson sq amazing! And $5..out of boudin tho  #fqfest,0
ok its time to hit the pub.....hope it doesn't hurt too much tomorrow,1
my mom's talking about buying me a car!,1
"Hey buddy, wats happening...what r u planning on doing tonite, of all the options i have given you  which one you will take up man..",1
My twitter on my phone won't update...,0
"I lost my softball game last night,  11-9 I'd rather play with my guitar, than play with bats and balls.",0
@JustinPhillips Want to come back to the states Justin? LOL Take advantage of Europe! Show them what they missed all these years!,1
e o @EweTails tb mudou a foto dele,1
@activistchica Yup,1
@trent_reznor Awesome! I'm so happy for them!,1
@babybitesnz thanks for adding my sale,1
wishing it was nice out...i so need nice weather,0
Game 5 tonight!  Going to Grille 36 of course,1
@charliejane But its no barstool.   The Bronze sign would be Killer to have.,0
"@youngyonny Lmao, I just saw your twit. Sorrrryyy no wings for you today!",0
Editing some video for the presentation....I wish 'you' were here,0
@somarreyyy "GOKU" ha ha noo it's all silver baby,1
can the day be over yet? my head cold is killing me!,0
"@andrewdisley Yeah, isn't that how they had a security problem last time?",0
http://bit.ly/UPcjt  See footnote,1
Follow Friday - First 25 to follow us get a free subscription to the quarterly newsletter,1
"@yoyanayo elow my Bestpet!!!... thank you for following me..,",1
@Mai17 you know that whole 'you eat 8 spiders' thing. i found out it's not true,1
@papapage if u ever want to learn how to post pictures on here just call me i'll help you!!  (this is papa page crew ashley),1
@Thatcher you know I would in one second if I knew how,0
@PoppyFlowerFibr Isn't it great? Pretty much anything is better when you put Uber in front of it. From now on I will be UberLynnZimm.,1
bbl  trynz get my followers to 100 before the weekend is over lets maks it happen i will follow back later loves!!,1
@DonnaSpeaks Just opened Tweetdeck & saw your tweet...got alot to do and this just grounded me. TY  G'Mornin' Friend!,1
@AmysFinerThings LOVE making tortillas! Love Tammy's jalapeno cheddar recipe the most.  I make mine on a griddle.,1
"I think it might actually be my bedtime, since I might go to church in the morning... Goodnight everyone",1
"on him, watching him go. <333 It's so cute. Getting out my camera for this, it's adorable.  /fishfagging",0
@iluvtheresawang I've been mentally blocking out the fact that you're leaving,0
"@SamDescartes I applaud your thinking, Susan   I hope they pick up on the points they are meant to ...",1
Joe has a scary job  go away bitey people!!,0
@williechan very yummy indeed. wished i had things like that too,1
off to finish off before leaving for home and walk around lake in the sun  happy Monday night everyone!,1
Beautiful weather outside,1
"@ebassman @_CrC_ @YoungQ @ColorBlindFish Cool, so Donnie wasn't lying @ the shows when he claimed you were on your home turf.",1
@AnneFalgate - I'm up at 6am Mon-Fri thanks to the new job!  I'm guttered about the parcel not arriving. Excited about the others!! xx,0
"http://tinyurl.com/m3ljgy Christ! not what I want to see first thing in the morning, or indeed, ever.",0
im updating my <new Myspace page> add me <www.myspace.com/slc09>  have a great day every1,1
"Right, gonna get some lunch and hope it stays",0
I trying the framework CakePHP. Looks much simple than Zend framwork and more clear than Joomla... maybe the right choice,1
Shout out 2 dio peeps  @annamarie_616 @kateyphil @HannahMofo @i_mperatrix @sjaduram @wreckerrekah @peachysam ...,1
Back to the city ... I miss the peace and quietness in the woods  no stupid ricer and their annoying exhausts !!!,0
Already missing her,0
in CT...watching Made....really don't wanna go 2 work later,0
@vanillasuicide us evening folks misses you ...,0
@paul_e_wog Wait...is it a game or just episodes? I'm so confused.,0
Dominos don't deliver to my house anyway  I just fancied a chicken and sweetcorn pizza followed by chocolate brownies.,0
@Christopherdfox Not eating isn't a diet. You go into starvation mode and then your body stores everything you eat...in fat.,1
now it changed  not up and running,0
"Alexxx Im gona miss you today. Im so sad, noooooooo",0
The weather was so nice! And now its cloudy and yucky again  sads,0
@NerdyNelz. I think ya boys got this game  fo I smell a sweep!,0
"Mhm, I'm so Icy.",1
Bar trivia! We lost,0
"I LOVE THIS SONG! http://bit.ly/acFSo  haha, it didn't get many votes though  haha",0
"@db Well, you walked Westside to Eastside when you could have grabbed the L at 14th/8. I will be in NYC (Grammercy) for gay pride. Yay!",1
Ugh feeling not so great  i have a feeling i might hug the toilet another couple times tonight,0
I'm sad in a mellow way. It's like the world's on a bullet train & I'm walking. I just wish I had someone who'd walk with me.,0
"@weenick  Heh, it's good to go back and watch the oldies",1
last night was blast and i bought my Wah pedal time to test it our,1
@nashmeg you suck  why didn't you?,0
i could go on.. you know..,1
Black walnut cafe for lunch  choir sounded good. Had fun at graduation!,1
@igortizz OMG i really really love that song,1
"@Sharonrey oh crap, I'm none of those things!  will you settle for straight, still wearing jammies, brain damaged by motherhood?",0
@bbrooke hahaha. i think i'll pass.,1
@Karthik @cruisemaniac I always thought chennai has some kind off g33k factory,1
Watching SNL with my Babe now...Can't wait to watch the new Dane Cook show tomorrow night,1
Hey People I'm Just Awake! I am so Tired Because Of Darraghs Snoring!,1
@zebedeejane @zebedeejane aww its so nice here today and im stuck inside i cant even ride  tht sux...,0
"@Whats_His_Name heyyyy, man",1
@ZandKey finally?,1
"#ff Need some bread?  Fancy kneading some lovely soft dough? @ladybug8320 has a nice warm oven, and a smile on her face",1
"I would do anything to be able to go back to sleep right now. Grr, work.",0
"@tr0nic yeah! i tore my house apart! i'm over it now though, now you can make my dreams come true and bring me some for my birthday",1
@shaggyshaw country has no noise ordinance This guy is a fag Tryin to enjoy the evening and the stars  T,1
@jeffcutler   glad to hear you will make time in your busy schedule for us still!,1
http://twitpic.com/6so7b - I cut myself eating one,0
Too early for spice!,1
@Fallen_Reason Bad tiemz,0
is plurking here in moomba!! just ate pork cordon bleu!! SARAP!!  http://plurk.com/p/yvln1,1
@Just_Cheryl  Tweetdeck for iPhone keeps crashing on me.,0
@emmaXIII Yeah? Sucks  Go see Mary?,0
"@colorlesswords I KNEW THAT WOULD SCARE ME DAMMIT. The sound when you click his belly, way too sudden omg",0
@michaelsorenson chocolate is the best after a long workout!,1
is enjoying the nice weather <3 Love sitting on my window sill smelling the fresh air,1
@jesse_la HAHAHA.i watched thatvideo the other day....i was like the fuckkkkk?! oh rob  *swoon*,1
"I am now unemployed! Celebrating by taking a nice long walk, then having a beer in the garden when I get back. Here's to freedom. Cheers!",1
"My internet is still down so using dads computer just now  however, i have a heads up for some of you Greenfingers tonight on BBC1 10.45pm",0
Finally finished with the car wash. Off to get mmy hair done?,1
so fucked up....staying the night with Alicia,1
@mkjennings just realized I'll b in Italy,0
In A and E arts Stephani's horse fell on wet ground and she landed on her head,0
@FayeSwinney replied to DM.,1
Hella depressed! Iiun even kno why,0
@Elane_ I know  I wish I lived in America,0
They just played Self Against City on MTV!!!!! OMG!!!! That's awesome!!!!,1
@proops re #ubuntu. Interested to know how you get on. I use it all the time - nothing I miss from Windoze - I genuinely prefer it,1
Pastor Ollie at the church is always the most personable guy. Its always a pleasure to see him.,1
wants to spread Ewan MacGregor on a cracker and devour him whole.  (Just got home from Angels and Demons... if only he sang in the movie..,1
Sachie: YNA DOESN'T KNOW OUR PASSWORD YET,0
GAH! I'm sad cause i couldn't download a song I really wanted.,0
"Out with hwa, pei him go work.  oh, finally saw him. Miss him! :p took lots of pics! Shall upload soon. - http://tweet.sg",1
I got the sims 3 on my ipod,1
@XimeR69 I wish I could pull off a massive baby blue fluffy top hat,0
"you know, you have a real future in Swiss Clocks",1
ugh swearing and waving my arms around in the coffee shop. too much coffee too early inthe morning,0
Today is sightseeing day! Get out of the house and do shtuff,1
"As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it... BUT WHY IS IT SO HARD?",0
I am on route 6 south headed back to warm VA.  It's only 51 here in CT. More later,1
Confession  I liked the Star Trek movie.,0
@extremejohn@Ginny18 thank you  #WELCOME #muwaah,1
"wow, i thought i was cool because i got a follower. well it was a sex toy shop just advertising. i guess i'm not as cool as i thought",0
"@tonyt787 re-set up yahoo in Iphone settings? yup, but still saying user name or password is wrong",0
@jowyang You did say you don't sleep much. It could happen. ;-) Thanks again for your talk at #140tc last week! Missed meeting you.,0
@AprilElizabethh try it,1
"@TaniaUncensored Oh so not anymore? Haha, i'm joking, ofcourse he's still cute, he's the 1337 king! Thanks for Replyin By the way  Big fan",1
Oh damn. Another accident. The car got hit and swerved to the median. Ambulances and cops,0
Had the greatest visit w/ @Guarantee123 yesterday  good times =D,1
http://twitpic.com/4gx09 - Princess Peach is sleeping!,1
"If this is the shell I'm going to wear through life, damned if I'm not going to dress it up and make it comfortable for me.",1
"watching my boyfriend play some godfather II !   pretty cool, graphics are disappointing though     now gears of war was freakin sweet!",0
Enjoying the sweet smell of the rain and a day to relax with my family,1
@16missedcalls ASA.,0
Unemployment sucks!!,0
Going to bed Peace tweetz,1
@Nehalia You're not alone anymore. Crap.,0
watchi fast and furious 2  lovveee it !!,1
Dining at "Da Silvano" in the village with Aunt Shirley and friends,1
"@YoungQ just watched 'lullaby', beautiful and you don't look bad playing that piano",1
Art fest here we come.  got the big b to the u to the bba with us.,1
Link: "Network" ouvert  http://tumblr.com/xrh1r0f06,1
@DebCarson A friend of mine is the vet for "Chocolate Candy" so i won't be cashin' in any tickets      but i love watching the horses run!,0
"Yep, need to change to 'Kel' now.",0
Unpacking my new HP Pavilion dv5-1150ei,1
"@brianalatrise on my way to "corporate america" lol. your up pretty early. I guess you "can't stop, won't stop" ha?  Haha",1
"Kisses, kisses, plz to be sending good thoughts my way. Good things may happen today!",1
Neglected my Tweetdeck for a couple of days. Sorries.,0
"lol, I think some people were just born without a "biological clock" ticking away. Mine soooooo doesn't tick at all, lol",1
having a discussion about which decade provided us with the best music. I say the 80's but everyone else seems to be disagreeing with me,0
Gettin Ready and gOin tO sara's B-day Party,1
I really wish my best friend had been smarter. The sad thing......... I thougth she was.,0
@danielcurtislee hahah ur bg!;;;; what are u up to?/// have a great night::: follow me  GB♥,1
Alright so the whole fising thing didn't happen instead we saw the saddest thing a seal that looked very ill on the beach,0
My first comment  I hope I could find my friends!! Finish doing my homework^^,1
the roaming charges from my european iPhone are enormous so I just switched the whole phone off...,0
@misslilpaw Rebbeca told is you were sick  next week will be so fun!!! Maybe we can all go get pita pita after!!! Feel better!,0
"@maddrell argh Murray is out!! Hopefully Wimbledon? Now keep your fingers crossed for our little Frenchie, I think he does deserve it",1
I guess we have to settle for applebees,0
Finally took my Bonnaroo wristband off,0
@taylorswift13 dateline thingy was amazingg!!! i really wish i had tickets!!!  ily taylorrr!!!,0
@mileycyrus oh miley please add me  i'm flor_js8@hotmail.com yo your contacts please and @ddlovato too,0
"@leoreyes lol, seriously, wouldn't that be great. i wonder where we can rent this. maybe a huge fish.... or pedobear. lol pedro bear  !!",1
Sony not willing to give a infamous customer a beta,0
It's my 6 year anniversary of deciding to be baptized as a JW,1
oh looks like the irish weather is back,0
It takes so much longer to fall asleep without my matty,0
@MsJuicy313,0
@Shontelle_Layne HELLO! long time no see!,1
@Tawmu Squarespace announced that you only have to do it once and your in it forever... Please stop.,0
"And oh yeah, still looking for a job.b",0
How Great Is Our God!,1
...and it looks like the iPhone's camera can't handle low light well at all,0
romeo says helloO  http://robo.to/mrandazz,1
#asot400 IF I fall asleep my alarm clock goes off juist before asot001 Safe,1
I'm sad my boo leavin me  (via @ShaeMAC22) I'm sad I didn't see mine today...,0
It's still raining.......,0
"what a lovely day it's been! busy, but wonderful.  i really really enjoy spending time with mike & his friends. adventures all around!",1
haha i wanna see guys and dolls! i was in guys and dolls jr. in middle school!,1
@blaqkmess Nothing yet,1
@grassy50 Rather have the rain at night and the day be great! We had a great day and now it's raining...that's ok.,1
"I can't sleep, i dont know why!",0
Just left lunch with my mom and her sweet friends an headed to my god daughters bday,1
@capqsays welcome to the twitterverse!,1
"Ok she got one more comment, thanks @alyssatasker",1
@rachelstarship IDGI EITHER it makes no sense at all.,0
"Such a beautiful dayy, but stuck at work!   http://myloc.me/3W59",0
Mouse is poorly,0
@realmadridtalk I know. Seems like he runs everything in Italy that means anything. Except the best team in Milan.,1
http://twitpic.com/7whm0 - starting to rain,0
managed to lock the keys in the car today. excellent job kristie,1
@NickSwisher - 'comeback kids' - I love that!  Nice homer today!,1
@msJodiOdie its such a sad situation. Though 1-in-3 of us will be beaten. In US every 15 seconds & 3 killed a day. It's sadly commonplace,0
YES!! MY FRIEND GOT THE JOB TODAY!!! and she damn well deserves it  congrats sista =D,1
@tomwaits doesnt work tom.... its a spam only site  ... try rapidshare,0
@vicbeezy was it with Michelle Trachtenberg? That could make it more terrifying.  getoutgetoutgetougetOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT,0
"OK, now I'm seeing bikers go by, clearly on their way to ride the dirt.",0
My mom's cake was delicious,1
@TaraParrales @jennybaquing I think we should invent a drink that incorporates both vodka and coffee. Then you wouldn't need to choose.,1
Oh and they also cut my nails with this giant steel cutter. I was really scared at first  But then I got the hang of it.,0
im SUPER excited,1
Getting ready for Ecco and drinking some beer,1
Omg this apple pie lara bar is the best tasting energy bar ever!!!!!!,1
@iheartmissy http://twitpic.com/4i8kk - How pretty !,1
@glutenfreeGLEE you made my day. best compliment to receive. glad you found it useful,1
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b281/soxnku237/countdown/61.jpg Until the Boston show.,1
@Alhyta Yes Alhy! It's so cute! I love it!  Yaaaaay Rob! I looove him  <3,1
Wishing I could be at soccer practice...instead of laying around looking at my bum ankle,0
I can't get a Zoom for the week off and it gotta be in on Monday. I've only recorded one interview. Massive fail.,0
"@THE_REAL_SHAQ lol, dwight howard use to have all your CD and Movies you made growing up... now.. you made him upset  he hates kablam LoL",0
@bobvolanti I'll let them taste test them I guess.,1
@zoyn lol...this is going to be a great game...i can feel it!   Great series so far don't you agree? #pens #nhl #wings #nhlplayoffs,1
Morning twitterverse. Apparently a big day of work today. Lots to do. So probably no tweeting,0
What should have been a lovely bath with some @BPAL Ysabel oil and trashy fiction: marred by skipping Jeff Buckley CD.,0
@Flowers24Hours so you didn't need a business case to use Twitter - not bad,1
getting ready then going for a walk with roxy on the beach,1
"doing the dance with my intermittant internet...say that 5times real fast, then do a shot(lol) then repeat....hey that's an idea",1
@sn1357 well he said 2minutes! Here we go!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Come on Tories!!!!,1
Watching scrapheap challenge waiting fir the F1. Headache!,0
"@noeljenkins @tonycassidy lol  back from Norfolk coast after quick pint & a craft fair, off to c Kate Rusby @ Theatre Royal, Narch later",1
no it's not,0
@djsosa  what am I suppose to do now! ughhh. such a disappointment.,0
Just sang to the corps.. Lights out after a long but good day. I hit a door not the wall and now to bed.,1
I have to get up in 5 hours and 25 mins.,0
#Glee is definitely my new favorite show...thank you @aaalisson for telling me to watch it,1
I stop bleeding in my neck!  TG!,1
@PrincessArchie Remember to put your phone on silent! lol  Night loveees,1
This is my 500th update on twitter.,1
@Mark333 YEAAAAA,1
@Leabella  did u see @Thermopolas on mr twitterverse? i cant get it to work...will u vote for him for me ? he has the #eric banner,1
"i could honestly take a gigantic nap right now, but there's too many things i want to get done today!!!",0
organising music library. Tough work. Still entirely in love with Misha Collins and Zachary Quinto. Stuff in Iran is not good,0
"@dramadupree LOL, what u mean...im following you.  see....",1
@caseyu what about mine..I feel so unloved,0
Finally it's Wednesday! The beginning of a new Bexy week.,1
1st dog ever that hates me!  damn u oreo!,0
Day off work and fecking seagulls riverdancing on the roof woke me up at 5am,0
jonas brothers is freakin' awesome,1
@zackalltimelow i SO need u in Brazil!,0
has just got outa the shower and is geatting ready for lunchtime with my babies   xxx,1
"Well, here I am. Back at the airport in Charlotte, NC. Heading to Dallas. Yay. (*turns off sarcasm*)",0
"Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Deluxe 2001 for sale in Iraklio, Crete. Would be mine if I hadn't already bought one  - http://is.gd/13oBG",0
"@gilbertruiz was counting, but it's canceled  Just keeping the ticket and waiting now. Greetings from Serbia! *",0
bed soon. history final tomorrow,1
aww dammit i missed the run through of terminator last night   but today me and simon are going to landmark,0
"Im watching The Curious Case of Benjiman Button again, with my family this time. Im so in love with this movie   ceannycyclone<3",1
@NikkiCK they aren't divorced...YET.. poor kids,0
watching Friends! always a good show  but I should be studying for social studies state test 2moro!,1
"@sheryl_stephen BWAHAHAHAHA!! Could be. I heard it from Five For Fighting, though.",1
now fancies a starbucks after reading beth's update haha. This PC is killing me with it's speed. boo  *wishes she had laptop charger*,0
@JonasAustralia ahh i went to the jb in syd today and they didn't have it  i shall go this weekend xx,0
Having a sushi date with my mom,1
God I feel lousy....,0
Morning world. It's a beautiful day  Here's hoping for some pathetic fallacy,1
"Okay, no hamburger for me haha... I had some flautas instead, good mexican food! haha yuum!",1
"is at school, doing a racism project. exiciting.",1
@mad1hater we should go on friday or this weekend..thanku for my love markie u da bomb boo,1
Wondering why he doesnt have his phone,0
"@dbbackus  Jeez, and on a Monday too  I'm really sorry to hear that.",0
@kimberley_ clean and listen to the song? turn it up,1
Going to sleep and getting ready for an amazing tomorrow with my baby,1
@DustinJMcClure  What happened to your foot?,0
@TheEnglishRose Any time  Twitter is fantastic for getting tips and tricks from people. (Love the bean/pea story),1
oh UP was fantastic go see it,1
"Just tried to put some money in a charity box, but the money got jammed, and i broke the box",0
i cant log in to my twitter on my computer!,0
Just got home.. Sweting like a pig soooo gross! Meeting in an hour and a half,0
@PitbullMomma111 can't sleep...new puppy has day and nite mixed up,0
wish i was tired...but im not,0
I want a Nothing Personal bracelet,0
@Mach1Music Hi Eddie! What Mitchell Musso songs did you do? I am going to download them on my itunes. Congratulations. c-ya soon!  Keely,1
ugh. Bella and I have a sore throat and feel yucky,0
i have never felt so anti social in my life. wheres @meganisraaad!?,0
@sereda Thanks!  I saw all your Atlassian Summit posts. Makes me think we should have a Bugzilla Summit some day.,1
I cannot believe nadal will not defend his wimbeldon title,0
Spent $60 at Walmart in less than 10 minutes on nothing.,0
"@scottearle btw, I can make that decision easily for you. do u want to buy a new iPhone 3g(not s)? b/c u can only get 3g if buy from true",0
Ashley has 104 fever. Waiting for tylenol to kick in. Really dont wanna be the 1st oklahoma confirmed case,0
"@RemoteHlpExpert I use firefox but it's not working on IE, or Google chrome either.    Maybe i deleted a driver?",0
@barryfinlayson over to Download festival for 5 days  can't wait xx,1
"@itsRo Maaaaaaaaan, this bama won't come up off the @splinter name, so I had to improvise.",0
"@GDGOfficial no fair, I just bought mine this morning",0
And if by chance there is a silent moment its only for 2 seconds.,1
"Skylantern - how cool is that? I want one(or 2, 3..) but they seem to be illegal in Finland. Oh bollocks",0
@TheCinnamon @KiaBella out with big sis and friends,1
Everything happens for a reason.,1
@JesseMcCartney your in montreal tonite and I can't make it cuz i'm stuck in my little town,0
"@polaroidgirl aww no, i hope you feel better",0
exam week is coming  nervous.,0
"@pleia2 There isn't really another OSS monitor product capable of the same level of customisation. Alas, the config is *horrible*",0
ew back to school,0
trying to finish this paper before the lakers victory,1
@Brii1017 it was cool though.,1
@themagicfairy oh... What a boring one!,1
@shinerweb thats clever of them,0
Loving the summer  can't wait to get to the park and laze in the shade (or sun?) with a book and a latteeeeee,1
September 11 is rather depressing. I feel really badly for the huge loss of lives.,0
#BGT DIVERSITYYYYY; i want that little boy with glasses  !!,0
@brittanytastic  aww... the guy's 2 years younger? tough for the other guy she's dating :S,0
"@sishizaki Awww... ok, Have a good night! Thanks for the enlightening convo! lol.",1
STOKED.  college class registration Friday.   Sucka Fresh.    lol    today was a good day to chill lakeside. booyah.   ok ill shut up. lol,1
"I'm SO out of it this morning, that don't know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning",0
hates revision....and exercise! Would much rather be sitting around all day watching telly eating cake  xoxo,0
"@MaAnMujunkie shhhh, I'm enjoying this",1
@xsparkage right?!!? I wanna go to IMATS and play with you guys too,0
@Lino0524 So did you get my message? Dont do me like that  (sniffling),0
@BrentCorrigan00 love the zit cream pic!,1
@PRCog @rachelcw So Long As you Guys Keept he Mandatory 'Nap Time' I'll Be One of Ur First Customers,1
Friends! Come over and give me a massage  I can't sleep.,0
"longest day ever.. gotta get up for work soon, then more moving..   this house is gonna be a lot of work",0
"What would you do if you went piss and felt i tickle, looked down, and a baby spider was crawling out of you? Ew",0
"Ughhhh my bestfriend is gone, for THREE WEEKS  shiiitt",0
"@catiams get is so funny. I love it, in the video all you hear is me SCREAM: DOWN GOES ANOTHER ONE. I sound so young and happy! Hah  xxx",1
"Studying..again..getting sick of this..c'mooon,it's summer time..!",0
Today feels weird without fellowship...  #fb,0
@MaximillianS I'm just sick of some things but I don't want to be a tweety queen so I'm not gonna say exactly why I'm confused  but ahhh,0
@stryke303 I know. I barely made it to Space tbh. I feel terrible about not going Friday. Glad to hear it went well though.,0
I Freaking LOVE Shane Dawson...,1
Wish I was going to be able to go to church tomorrow,0
prom was awesomeee cant wait for shore tomorrowww,1
wishes she was in New York with her friends,0
@wicklekell yea and we should have had a penalty  hope we score I can't  handle penalties lol,0
"Bored in training , god I'd rather be back on the phones , or out in the sunshine , or a beer garden anywhere bt stuck in this class room",0
@JKVEE no wayy dude! just noticed we live in the same place! la la land! we should hang sometime! teehee,1
Worried about suki. . .,0
owww jonas all gone now,0
"My Nike+ wristband seems to have died - or at least the screen. My MBP recognises it, but nothing showing on screen.",0
uh finally going to bedd,1
"@myuze_me Haha, deal! Time for bed...ttyl.",1
"@Dannymcfly put out a tweet telling everyone to tweet bruce and tell him to sing with you  if enough people tweet him, it might work! xxx",1
@poobou Mine wasn't as good as yours  but it was still good (any chessecake left or is it all gone hee hee),0
"@theellenshow @pink Damn! Why do I have to have a daytime job, I guess Ill have to watch the show on youtube.",0
i'm going to leave first. gonna go UNLI later so teext mee.,1
"Sorry I left hun, was rushed out before I could reply again to let ya know...  Will talk again tho' when ya wanna chat. ;) @M_B_C_FEEHILY",0
phew !!! the download spree finally ends at 102 GB...i guess its enof 2 keep me occupied for a week or two.i can now finally go to sleep,1
My brain is filled to the brim with economics theories. When will this end?,0
"@gyratory Yeah, 32GB white done",0
@kherrylobrien I'm sayingggggggg,1
mid day - hoping i'll have the stragth to carry on i'm feeling really frustrated,0
"Poor Letterman, he's getting screwed over by everyone.",0
"@coke_drinker Agreed. Let's try to solve this in a way that's sensitive to everyone's needs, understanding there may be some pain.",0
"Watching ghost, oooh my love my darling",1
car failed its MOT  housebound till its fixed,0
@finestimaginary will post one on my flickr when I'm happy with how its sitting,1
@pamx66 it's a rabbit x hamster x chick = less pet .. haha all in one,1
@racstar you got that right  LMAO,1
@Lisa_Nova thanks for faving my vid!  twitter whores for lifeee,1
@wakehurst2 I just forked out the full whack... Didn't see any discount options  where was that??,0
Oh yeepy.. I have colds again.. Great. Just great. And theres no more cereal at home..  gotta hve my cereal.. Gotta have my cereal!! Haha!,0
Jason just practiced escaping from the straight jacket twice.... it doesn't look good for tomorrow,0
"@Retrievergirl Thank you - until we start missing the kids, it's luxury!  Best wishes to the little fellah!",1
"@YoungCash jus got home from cyrus in cleveland, it was decent woulda been better wit u here of course",1
@xpanic_dollx as soon as possible,1
left my damn phone charger at work. johnnys doing construction all next week so i wont see him 4 awhile,0
"Any one have huge plans for the night? Can't really say I do. Probably just a relaxing night, but w/o sports.",0
@WDurigIV Thanks Willy,1
"... trying to find people I know! I`m bored, illness sucks",0
Arse! I seem to have lost my lovely Fox knee/shin armor. Anyone seen it?,0
@selenagomez  i love you selena!your my idol.,1
I love you too lex,1
Had the coolest prom date ever can't wait for our after prom ma�ana  thanks andee,1
its rainy season in tokyo  makes me wanna just roll in bed..,0
@becky45183 I'll text you!  =],1
@vic_lopez don't count! It's already making me sad,0
"I feel really sick right now ugh but man Manny is so adorable how can i be sick, I love him",1
"Dammit! My phone may die soon! But hey, I have been on it all damn day...I might have to holla at y'all later",0
@ianlopez1115 ah Ok. Thanks..,1
"Doona, heater, scarf, jumpers, hot soup, next 2 wifey",1
YAY! My cousin is coming over. I am so stressed my big recital is tomorrow. I tried to practice it and cant remember it.,0
I am loving this.  http://plurk.com/p/xu1ic,1
@WeTheTRAVIS  I was meant to be seeing you lot tonight but tix ran out!!,0
@we_are_arttm I am for sure planning on buying your guys album when it comes out...,1
Their doing 7 at the beacon shud b interesting 2 c it live Kelly,1
@gracialouise my wishes are belated (just found out!) but glad you're doing well,1
Just woke up!! Another day n bed!!  someone come play w me lol .... Jammin to SUBLIME crazy FOOL!,0
@sunnyyoli u know its all about the Princess cut...unless its Tiffanys cause they have their own cuts,1
@JohnLloydTaylor got it,1
listning to a the new NOW! cd "kiss me thruu the phone"  love it 6789998212!,1
@alyankovic You rock!!!! So does this mean a whole album is coming soon???,1
might be having a cold,0
"Hello Twitter, Jak Bowler Sends Much Love To You   3 Month Anniversary Tomorrow - Holly <3 x",1
On my way 2a meeting 2discuss important business  w/my Manager that just flew n,1
Just got two minutes of sleep. Yay! Finally!,1
Bah day is not ending as nicely as it began,0
for the first time in 22 years... i could careless that its my birthday  that bugs me.,0
Ugh I HAATTEE slow songs at weddings,0
@katsurap yeah i remember that too,0
Just listening to the sound of nothing .... Its nice. Wish I felt better,0
"@MCR88 awwww okey , Goodluck with the exams u have left Anette",1
@annesue  I want hot chocolate from chloe chuah tooo!!!,0
is wishing she didnt have work later,0
Just realised I missed Gossip Girl today..,0
Hanging with Cori. It's storming here.,0
Wasn't cute enough,0
u.u prezemthe um examen y no le termine,0
@porkyosogorjus aww poor baby no u dont because then a fuccin iron bar gonna fuccin fall on u nd imma b,0
@TriGirlJ good luck! Perhaps you will get some vicodin.  Those are strong juju.,1
"@PowerSellingMom wow, that went fast. totally missed out  maybe next time?",0
@HannahMcArdle Thankx....LOL....I have no idea  I can't believe you're home already did chu fly out with @isaaclikes ?,1
ahhhhhhhh ! jus left tha gym had a late workout tonite! but it felt good tho!,1
is desperately tryin not to.... Ive got no will power...,0
Auh! I'm feeling good after working out  Whoot!!!,1
"Wow, I think I top the cake (um....yummy!) for dumb idea of the day, doing my High Intensity Interval Training OUTSIDE at 5pm! HHOOOOTT!!",0
"@geishabel jo jo jo, knockin' on heavens doors y sweet child o'mine...clasicazos",1
@brittneylovesu that's not cool,0
Aaaaah much cooler evening! catching up with 24 and enjoying a crossbreeze,1
@KayleenDuhhh  Come to my cool kids only party? It's on the moon,0
@NipseyHussle   bubu(booboo)  lol  ...she got me in the palm of her hand ...the way she smiles...let's fly away   {.sorry if there bad },1
@doughkey,0
"Two hours, fifteen minutes 'til the weekend",1
@BeaTJuNKiie21 you should!,1
just killed my 2nd gen ipod touch  install of OS3 was interrupted = entire restore me #fail,0
@wyattarmour I'm okay. I want to hug you,0
"@vbjb123 awe  but hey, she gave you life... lol.",0
@laurtje No fun when you're laughing at me  I can't help it if my life sometimes resembles a sitcom...,0
just watched stepsister from planet weird on youtube hahaha,1
@Etsy the LA MeetUp is on the same day as Renegade's first day -- is that on purpose?,0
"It might be important to know that my username has officially been changed to Michelle Banzer, which is my real name",1
@demotix It was you wot done it! Well done.,1
today is boring,0
"Yesterday was very active for us  yard sales, lunch in Downtown Raleigh and "Terminator, Salvation" last night! oh.. and a laundry load!",1
allergic to summer air. woe is me.,0
why is @brelinkeels not following me,0
"it's such a beautiful day, longing to be outside, but must catch up on work.",1
@debrasteele - Thanks for recommending my to @MrTweet.  I deeply appreciate that.  May u always be inspired 2 B Lovin' Life!,1
I love Brokeback Mountain and I'm so dissapointed and surprised that it did not win the best picture and best actor...,1
@doodle79 Hi Doodle! (oops i almost typed Doddle by mistake!),1
@xxxxxkarlaxxxxx - I'm OK - SOS - Still playin catch up! - Almost Caught up!  - Thank You for Asking!,1
PROM=AMAZING NIGHT can't believe it's all over,0
@dannymcfly hello dude  how are the things here in brazil? i can't believe you're leaving ( no no no !!! this is a horrible nightmare.,1
tomorrow is my birthdayy! im getting old,0
@abunny_ ugh its so boring here...i dont have ne1 to go out wit cuz all my girl friends live in hartford and ur still in ny,0
"@binmugahid Sigh...the leader of a soon-to-be-former superpower gets super special treatment. Things never change, do they.",1
The wait for the updated iPhone (@iphone) software is almost unbearable - so sad and geeky but I don't care! - 6pm feels like years away,0
@MsPhils I hate that! I guess just have fun and if it's meant to be things will fall into place.,1
Ooh la la..just changed our backgroung image and main Twit pic     hahahahaha,1
@voxxit I think they were 'just visiting' anyway,1
well that me just dropped the hubby and dog off at train station they heading to chester to do some filming..all alone,0
my mouth hurts,0
@unclebobmartin which seemed clear? my question about the cat?,1
@McFLYFan_katiei. Hi. thank you for be my follower =] . you like Dougie? He is Beautiful..   the tone no me answers back,1
@chrishasboobs hey chris do u still live in west hollywood CA?,1
I want to puke.,0
"@bazzaanglais not Xbox play - was lame I know, was on H Heath till 8.30ish Sun so didn't make it over East!  Midweek beer before I go?",0
@selenagomez o  that stinnks,0
"@Mommykins41 and @Boomstone aww, man, i'm dying here, wish i could listen to all the blips but not allowed to stream music at work",0
"@poptrashmusic LOL Ok. Yeah, last night was alright.",1
Filled out an online customer servey for Starbucks & got a free tall beverage!  Going to claim it now ~ 2nd Green Tea Frapp of the day! ;),1
why would someone want to play water polo or go to Nebraska when they could go to summer school??,0
"drinking blueberry green tea   oh and for those who were wondering, nick got it right.  i was going straight home, so i went commando. lol",1
@mikeshelby what did you watch? I just finished "The Reader"... so sad  not my usual flick,0
@DivinemLee really? hmm... i hope kooki wont look like one. she's too cute to look like a unicorn.,0
You me and everyone we know!,1
Run dont walk the sky is falling through dont talk tonight im so confused im lost...im lost with you   Nothing Personal,1
doesn't want to go outside - its too wet and cold,0
Hmm... Think we downloaded one too many torrents. @riznphnx you might want to forget that link I gave you. We have no internets.,0
"Using ubuntu 9.04, going to school tomorrow",0
"wonka peed in the kitchen  but he waited to poo outside, although i think he was trying to tell me he needed to go out and i didnt realize",0
@tashalogan i see u.. i'm here i'm here.. just have never taken the time to engage in conversation with you sorry,0
@ATMMD it's blocked in KSA.. use bitly.com instead,1
is hating having to work indoors in this gorgeous weather,0
That call totally ruined my mood,0
Grooveshark is back up in my area!,1
.. Why do yu actually feel the need :| not impressed,0
Score! Nart's dad is giving me a ride to Acme to catch the bus!,1
@hellosawah DANG i want to be on the beach late at night. that's the best. the sound of waves and the breeze!!hope you are well!,1
Heading to the airport,0
i swear i dont think she realizes or cares how much it hurts me when she tells me about stuff they did or flirts with him in front of me,0
@chemiosmosis dont worry they are fixable,1
"Could my day be any worse? Crying at work, sitting in the back, not making any sales",0
i h8 myspace,0
Soooooooooooo full. I don't think I can move. Satisfied with a 12th place run today...and for other reasons.,1
@DwightHoward GOOO MAGIC! Eastern conf. Champs,1
@sbohlen @hhariri @NeilRobbins His birthday is this monday,1
Good morning all....cleaning time....then gym...gloomy sunday,0
want to skype with my nephew but my sister isn't around and he isn't old enough to do it on his own,0
today was fantastic,1
@suitestl wow that must have been some bad singing. I'm sorry that you had to suffer through that.,0
Here we go again.,0
@KrisElease lol I am I don't know what else to wear.... I have to be pretty  lmao,0
About to get on the eurostar under the english channel!,1
getting my puppy next week,1
@tradingnothing Ummmm why do you think I have stayed away for a few days! I have been a mess.,0
"http://www.elisabethgiil.blogspot.com  Pictures from my life, and my trip to Barcelona",1
... to Shutterbug tomorrow to see if they can take care of it. Eating dinner and watching Pitchmen for now,1
"@sil_calabro Sounds like you actually have a life hun, haha. I spent almost all day here, no father's day celebration, my dad was working",0
It's officially the start and the end of my summer. Oh summer school,0
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever.  Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",1
"Photoshoot Photos are up on my bloggy, the one I styled  LeasSuitcase.wordpress.com",1
i miss my besties right now come back from camp/milan,0
So nervous for tafe tomorrow.... What if no one likes me,0
@MikeGMY I need more people following me,0
"Home now, MGS4 later",1
"Been Raving in the park with Sam, Ollie, Joe, Corey, Petra and Billy  Home now cos it's raining :L",1
@itsprettyokay  that made *my* throat tight.,0
I am SO MAD that someone sold my private email address to a spammer!  At least the filter is catchin it,0
SO MAD RIGHT NOW THAT I DIDNT GO TO B-DAY BASH ...FEELIN LIKE A LAMO...,0
"@ichel09 iyaa sii, that exactly what i get from the video..kasian gw masih gw.dasar foxie sialan!",0
Mamaw goes home today  Counting down the days until Geoffrey come Home from being out to sea... <3,0
@tommcfly i cant believe you still replied back to me about my video and rool on 16 days  cant wait to see you,1
ohhhh nooooo! I don't know where my camera is!,0
Monday morning - back to work after a week off. Task 1 - invoicing.  Task 2 - chase late payments,0
@WeareTHATfamily - I have had it done to me... not fun   - VERY itchy and like a burning sensation... there will be tears... sorry,0
@kristyLoVes aww thanks! Aint sure what exactly you meant but yeah good luck is always welcome in my world! Good luck to you too sweetie!,1
@shanicdesign no kidding& he's the minister.   I blame his wife. Card carrying member of the PTL club. & fan of glenn beck/hannity/etc,0
@shaunmichaelb leander . i think you already know .  well wait .. i `m going to upload a picture of him ...,1
"binged at Italianni`s. last cheat day man, i swear. head still hurtsss",0
@PaulMiller just proves that no one ever reads the websites anymore  if it ain't twittered it doesn't exist.,1
"even though i have bad pitch, i still want to do singing lessons,, ha! i dont know why. ijust want to have a nice voice",1
"This sucks, but @andy atkins, @Blake martin, and @Aaron eckermann, I won't see you tomorrow",0
@andyfabulous aweee that effhin suckkksss,0
@wernshen what a boring start to the race!,0
@ColdHearted19 lol y wot did u do? yer i am gd ty 2,1
is missing my bed  http://plurk.com/p/13fp82,0
Dumplings,1
Think Im Gawnna Read My MileyCyrus Auto Bio Even Know I Have Already Read It But Its So Good too Read  x,1
@bexiclepop it's called Valentines day.,1
"@paulchristy In case I don't find a wifi spot, happy birthday, dude! Have a great one.",1
@HellenBach That's good,1
"@IAMCHASEQUIAT nah uh, Chase",0
"@khalisssha i miss u 2 khal!!! yg follow gw 34, dikit ya",0
@TerriCook oww bless ya! I just laughed yet so not funny!Could just picture you doing it though!,1
@williger What are they Luddites?,1
@lamecasper   I really wish I could come but i'm out of town this weekend.,0
@Lozingsleep I'm sorry I missed the party  ughhh but I bet u had loads of fun anyway. PICS NOW!!!!!!!!!,0
"Boys club with Caedmon this morning!!!  First trip to krispy kreme, I don't think it will be our last!  http://twitpic.com/69o7g",1
@kAiMiiiii awww ur partying with my @pnesss! And I'm not there!,0
@dalezeroeight Don't think we will be getting anymore MW2 details for a while now unfortunately,0
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife's tummy hurts. Just. Great.",0
"thanks a lot, guys!! u make my nameday special, u r soo nice  love u all <333",1
I love Britney Spears.  she is the best <3,1
I'm quite sad the Ed McMahon passed away,0
"@KGeezy85 - I was sleepy, yet couldn't sleep much last night, 2. I finally fell asleep, now I am tired. Maybe too much coffee",0
aw shit. my tweets exceeded.,0
@SweetSin2Men Girl sittin here watchin "EXTRA" lol bored and alone lol,0
"@mallory7893 feell bedder sweeetie  jwillsss wait whose birthday, is she pretty? ryanferreira yeah i know and im so mad at you.",0
@shaquib sometimes i don't get a txt with your updates,0
Urg my job sucks cant wait to chill with someone special later,1
@OAR_Richard *hugs*,1
@sharpestpencil It's all very good for the self-esteem isn't it? Except mine. Not had one single gay robot spam artist mongtard follow me,0
got into a car accident.... stupid truck broke my window and side mirror.,0
"@Kettums hahaha it really is nothing, though.  but you're welcome.",1
"Standing between me & spring break: 6 days, filing taxes (I owe  ), end of term and figuring out grades, dentist today...",0
@Ellleh OUCH,0
Good night. Exactly midnight.,1
"Mmmm, just had my 1st @whiffies pie.  It was even still warm   Can't believe @ahockley didn't want a bite!",1
Ma big homie/FAV/The muthaf-n Truth Jamacia! We doin it BIG @youngcash 's bday party @Tpain's crib! If ur not here  http://mypict.me/2esX,0
I love fanfiction. They can really brighten your otherwise crappy day. Thanks to all fic writers out there!,1
@Spitphyre hehe .. some marketing genius shud get a sponsorship for #yayman and #yobabe to go out for Coffee date,1
Oh I hope tomorrow goes well...,0
@maggiiejonas thanks for the sweet comment on our video,1
"@LimJodi, @eiiraqq Thank you very much.",1
is letting creativity sink in. filmy film.,1
"Okay, so I can't sleep. Forgot I accidentally napped when I got home.",0
preparing for the cocktail party I am attending tonight! Just one more thing that clarifies I am an adult! Poo Poo,0
i won the lannen fall contest,1
"i'm loving life so much today! gorgeous weather, crawfish for lunch, and partying it up tonight downtown! woohoo!",1
listening to the jcb song  im luke im 5 and my dads bruce lee he drives me round in his jcb(8),1
"on my way to alton towers. excited. wish i hadnt come home last night, soo happy  and for the record, you fell asleep!",1
"Good night Tweeties and remember: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." ~ Dr. Seuss via @SandyGuerriere <GOOD NITE",1
"@LauraAWNTYM It's a nightmare, the pairs I bought were the only ones that fitted him, narrow feet, the ones in the sale were no good",0
"@Ellypoo Hahaha, I get that feeling too.",1
@scottymandingo I wish i could go. But I'll be in Seattle that day for PAX.,0
"@simplyvanessa he miss you too  i'm sure, you and him are soul mate",0
the part where the fire blows the place up.,1
"@kyl_e maybe. out of 12-15 pieces being shown, I might put 3-4 up for sale. I still need them for portfolios",0
i don't wanna go to uni anymore,0
Playing Life with Mel and Josh and failing.  I fail at Life,0
goin voting. than postal? no,1
"@ToniBraxtonNet I'm waiting with batted breath, So I can  "Breath again" Toni",1
jammin to the pod all day and night,1
http://twitpic.com/6bvdx  Quite  a storm last night .. but that makes it even prettier today ... Move to Cobourg .. live the good life,1
It's 3:26am not tired and not in the mood,0
@wcsteelerfan Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
http://twitpic.com/4wz40 - coz she is my Best Mate  Say Hi To Sophiee,1
Watching Robin Hood! Little Buddy is excited. He loves these classics.,1
Boring summers....,0
@vllg Link via Design Observer isn't working at tinyurl.com/phrkn,0
"gotta get up, dressed & be productive. lots to do today! have a FANTASTIC day everyone!!",1
Just got megan's birthday gift(s)! I think i did good,1
going to learn science and then watching the McFLY Justin Lee Collins interview again.  amazing .. but I miss @tommcfly in this... xx,1
@donnalj why don't you be on BBM anymore?,0
where'd all my hair go,0
@christina650  in charity's arms Christina.,0
"Going to sleep now, dreaming of my baby",1
and deleting  an old boyfriend is made so much more fun when you are with someone who is so much better,1
@peterhay Weather is fab. Thanks for wellbeing concern but no harm done: http://bit.ly/l4Z2z aside from long term dietary concerns,1
"Goodmorning, every1! Rejoice! Today is a new day, and all ur troubles R in the past.  There R so many birds w/ distinct songs outside. Aww",1
of to ZBB,1
Of course as soon as I say that mom tells me to turn my music off...,0
@RobRosenberg Just saw your note about keyboards. Add to that the mute button.   #hcmktg,1
LaSenza should be a little more thorough with their markdowns. Or mark shit down at all. Just putting a sign on a bin is useless!,0
Love life people! Its thee only one u got!,1
looking for houses,1
@Audreyyg i miss your voice ..  !!  _ I want to see you :$ . i Love you so very much =DD,0
@Bopsicle I bet you could...,1
jsut had a conversation with my niece on the phone. good times,1
@fair_carlien kagina ka pa bugtaw? haha. featured mcfly sa isa ka site.,1
Stuck at train station in Menlo Park for an hour since  it doesn't come til 12:30,0
Life can change in the blink of an eye... I've always know that but was never prepared for it to actually happen,0
@delegatevoid may god have mercy on your soul,1
"Craving Applebee's Shrimp and Parmesan Sirloin, but remembering that Florida is only two months away",0
Is @ The Cheesecake Factory with my spoiled rotten daughter per her PERSISTENT request! Dads a push over,0
@eteague2 I had no clue that any of that when down at work...I'm sorry,0
"@BabygirlSoMajor me too girl! its ridiculous! we started a twibe && twitition against it, && twitter tried to shut us down",0
on my way to see "Up" with 3 little girls and 1 little guy! I really want to see "Hangover",0
Trying to find more ppl on here to follow and who will follow me. Am I that much of a nobody that no one wants to follow me  nah just new!,0
@hoviR turulcsip  h�t ez really hungarian hangz�s�,1
@KatMcGraw Thankz,1
""God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"",1
@NataliaGordillo I wish I could have stayed all night,0
I'm not going to watch PCD  http://myloc.me/2bxx,0
Ouch!!! I went to the batting cages and got a blister,0
"@laurenleslie21 i was lying, but i really REALLY wish i wasn't",0
I knew the sun wouldn't last!,0
well.....i am a new member...hello everyone......,1
Watching  slumdog millionaire and enjoying my pinkberrry mmmm,1
Just watched big daddy! I love that movie so much! now off to bed! have to wake up before noon!!  LOL!,0
@natybee88 Add "Anywhere" and you have an anthem,1
@StophJ  Jerk I'm stilling waiting for my copy to come in the mail at some point today,0
Soooooooooooo hot outside - came in to cool off,1
sick of having a spotty face,0
In my way to school!!!! Only 4 days left!!!! Yeeeii,1
Morning what I suprise I have another headache  it's getting beyond a joke now!! Wish I could have Been there last note gonna watch vids,0
Has finished all her art. w000t,1
"Getting Krunk on a Tuesday, getting my workday on!",1
@matthysbakker http://twitpic.com/5on1w - I recognize the view,1
is once again queuing at VodaCare because the phone froze on reboot after date transfer. Not happy at all  #fb,0
Omfg just had a Charlie horse!!! Errrrg!! Damnit that fckin hurt,0
@tweetie can we have a different colour for our own tweets? Like ... green?,1
@AnnetteStatus I luv urs! admitting niley with a kiss (: but then they change their minds  haha & demi/sterling (: not jemi but still cute,0
Good morning  Im about to leave for my history final...im leaving my cell phone home but ill update when I get back.,1
@BpTheProducer I don't havveee it!!,0
"I think I'm back to my old sleeping habits, which is pretty much not sleeping.",0
"I'm so excited for Mothers Day!  This has been a big year for me & Olivia, and she's finally old enough to be excited & understand!",1
"Oh no! I was so stupid today I forgot Naomi is on msn today, and now have have to wait another week- fuckkkkkk. wishes I was in Nepal",0
Fwd: I guess nothing really twitter-able has really happened to me lately.,0
lady gaga isn't touring anymore  supa saaaaad,0
"biology tomorrow. fanfuckingtastic :| but on the plus side it's not 3 hours, it's 2 and a half. beautiful. fucking. b.e.a.utiful.",0
@AdamHoban -IT WILL NOT RAIN ON THE 17th OF JUNE!! I am planning to sleep in Ste Brennan's back garden that night! I'll be horrendified!,1
"@drlnmey I also do, KIM BUM is in the top of my list, though",1
my boo lost on sundays best,0
"@rebeccabakic woah, your on a high  haha",1
NAWW THAT VID IS TOO BIG TO UPLOAD,0
"@LimaBeantheGrey  I remember when my boys were young they ate turkey necks.  now with fewer teeth, no turkey necks",0
@Official_TJCA I'll be watching tonight,1
http://bit.ly/niW6x   I think it's greeeaaat !!,1
Good morning all... Up to early again-I'llprobably try to go back to sleep for a while-just gotta work my back out first,1
@MGGubler I really hope you're okay.,1
Had lunch with the beautiful @tami_kent and family. They r going to Busch Gardens and I'm going back to work,0
@aravindkumar Whats up today..? missed the #coffeeclub that day,0
I love this weather! Can't wait to BBQ tonight,1
love sleeping in  maybe i shall sleep some more...Nah.,1
My favorite part of summer,1
@Abaqua no  I'm hoping we get tickets during the second sale. You going?,0
"@AJM1030 The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him  I think I will be Gambit",1
@gabriellegg i just wish i could give you a lil hug before i go back to Denmark. But im leaving wed  don't wanna,0
@taylorswife13 @buckhollywood has written a song for you,1
"away out with kiwi now.gonna spend the last of my money, yikes",0
@warrenshiznit my big stupid hat and garth glasses are totally gettin worn,1
i want lunch,0
@jennywaltman hey girl! Happy graduation day!,1
@woollyholic I'm not drinking at the mo.  One sniff of alcohol sends me all squiffy,1
@acaciamay It was a trip! I had to see it to believe it  I'll send you some pics tomorrow!,1
"@Lord_Kartz I love mythology too...but, nope...guess I have the bad habit of sticking to mainstream titles always",0
ok..im outtie guys  no phone so ill get up wit ya when i can):,0
When your iPod shuffles on to 'Daddy's Gone' on Father's Day and the words actually apply to you = bad times,0
State of origin and the lost!,1
The @UP_dates are finally flooding my twitter home page!,1
@SeanPaulOneill So I just woke because I cant sleep im that excited  I hope we can get a Starbucks before we go in to the show,0
rsvp-ed qiuqiu's wedding invitation,1
@yourexaxlegend well my old one was burtology but i forgot the pw and then couldn't log in to it.,0
@dannygokey Looking smexy Mr. Gokey!! Can't wait to see you on tour,1
What the hell happened to the #Pens tonight. Probably their worst game of the season.,0
Finished RaFoCU revision notes. Now to do a paper  Can't wait to be over this curse...,0
@TheHouseofMouse I can see it now,1
@wendilynnmakeup  G'Mornin',1
I'm likin this weather,1
my friends think im a total freak when i tell them about youtube and twitter,0
"I would LOVE to see this Pixar's new movie, Up http://tinyurl.com/am4eez Looks wonderful and I love Pixar!",1
my knee is really bad and it hurt so much  i'm gonna try to survive 2 hours in school and if i can't i go home again u.u',0
finished cooking my first own cook meal  haha ..achievement,1
@Java1Guy Not that I am the busiest guy in the world but I do need to check the master calendars,1
@firebirdstl Electricity is out here in St. Peters. Dont think I'll be making it. So so so sorry.,0
"@Oprah I love you show, we Filipinos just adore you  you're my mentor! god bless! more power...you are so amazing",1
@omgitsjo Hmmp... Now I know.,0
enjoying quite the musical month. wicked was... wicked!,1
FOUND IT~!,1
@HalaGorani what a coincidence on this day,1
@WillPark  How did it happen?,0
I wish adobe would make a program called adobe appshop cs5 which would allow for creating iPhone apps with an easy artist friendly GUI,1
"congrats @justinfication on 1,000 tweets. Catch up, I'm on 5K...",0
@nirty Glad to have you & the computer back!,1
@katykate7  Im in US in August.. she will not be around then.. and no word of Aussie tour...  Sad face...,0
I'm scared my computer hanged so you now it might have virus and just got home from subic philippines,1
@Knaledge609 i am  i feell left out too brah  but i thought u had mad tattoos son,0
@teebaby89 anyperson anyaqe can qet this type of whoopin mama !,1
@E_pugh Oh.Ya I did something bout natural resources. The info was so hard to find.,0
"It's good to back home in Brissy after an awesome, but tiring week in Melbourne.",1
"@donniewahlberg TWUGS, babe!  Lots of TWUGS!!  MIss you guys",0
new record  http://bit.ly/2yTFx,1
No one ever wants to play my zombie board game. I've gotten to play it exactly once in the 3 years I've owned it. Sad but true.,0
"Pushing Daisies - Strong, welcome return!",1
"trying to get some sleep now, it´s been a short weekend...",0
This is tha only place u can "follow" someone n not b called a stalker......jus a thought.,1
"Matt's at work  However, it's a perfect day for watching the boys splash in the pool and relaxing with an Arnold Palmer-my new fave drink!",0
@kekeinaction LOVE your show  !,1
"@npope Like a fungus, maybe?",1
scrambling to find people to help me move my furniture....since my ading is sick and can help me move anymore.,0
Him: Id kill em both dont matter lol Me: •_• -->  ahaaha roflmao,1
@kerithann For the record...the correct spelling is "bodhisattva."  You're welcome.,1
I really miss my eleven am habit,0
@Xxmusic09xx i thought for sure it dropped today but maybe Im crazy... Or maybe they pushed it back,0
ZERO VOICE!! But what a LEGEND night!!!   BEST TIME in a lonnnnngggggg time   BEST PEEPS LOL,1
in work bored outta my head,0
Watching my new obsession*.  oh my GOD! I'm so much like C.Y.,1
@wearestereos can you follow me and my friend @BrittCullen ? we are trying soo hard to get you on the MMVA's,1
getting ready to head to LAX. i always hate leaving... sad times.,0
"upset, i want to tell him but i cant bring myself to do it.....he's upset too",0
Is back home.,1
@HeartMileyCyrus Hi. Thanks for following me  I'm Yana  And you are?,1
wishing @GabrielSaporta won sexiest vegetarian  working 4-close. hopefully diner hangs tonight.,0
@PolkaDotPrnces I love the new layout,1
"Ok, sleep wave coming. Better catch it this time. Later!",1
So happy brian is having the time of his life. I just wish i was with him,0
"@SophieBoylan I heard, itss a load of bollocks like",0
@ShystieUK How come we never speak any more Shystie? It's emotional,0
Updating Twitter from my phone to see if that works  if it does... Great!,1
@paupaula I'm hoping our professor would do the same  Lol...Hayy accounting.I salute the 2nd year CBA people. They actually survived this.,1
No singing voice for idk how long...  this sucks </3,0
I rather like to wear clothes.,1
Takin the boyfriend to joels grad party,0
my throat hurts. it's just on the left side,0
And so the week begins.,0
@heidivanderlee salon ziba (w 57th? i think?) -- i have a guy there i love & its near work/easy to just pop over during lunch,1
"@RoyalOrleans I was in Morehead today but I didn't  aw, hell.",0
I LOVE it when I have awesome images to work with on a project. It really makes all the difference. So happy with this  #fb,1
@Gelissa if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple,1
why oh why oh why. Sally,1
ive got hayfever for the first ever time  my nose is like a blumming tap grrr,0
my poor doggie hurt her leg somehow. I hope she's ok!!,0
"Baby overdue, family have to return to NSW, exam in one week, then return to work",0
@RockyMtnScene Don't forget about us!  Check this out http://tr.im/iFMg,1
@BNWButterfly I just dound out that not every1 got an email. I thought they did.  So we r special!  But I w/drew mine...,0
How do people sleep when their sig other is gone? No pillow feels quite like @jasonmoliver,0
@HilHMo um...if only there was sunshine for it to hide in.  I think it's stuck in a rain cloud.    Thanks though.,1
spiders hate me..i just got chased by one!  maybe its because i always kill them. and my dad just scared the shit outta me!!,0
@WoodyBass yes...he is probably the last person I expected to hear that from...,0
damn! just accidentally closed my browser while trying to dl an hour and a half video!,0
"ISN'T smiling that the cat did its biz right OUTSIDE the litter box. It's so on my sh*tlist. Err, guess it's the other way around. Ha",1
Woo hoo!! Sheets fresh out the dryer! Its been a bit of a day; looking 4ward 2 getting n2 bed 2nite. Sometimes its jst the little things.,1
Just got in from an exhausting day! I still want to party though! Fucked up people killed my day,0
playin' cooking mama ;) im so bored and hungry now.. tday i allready eat for 3 times. hmm if i eat again i'll be more fat than now.. huhu,0
Maths exam tomorrow :/ And then biology next friday and im done,1
Hair is silky a silk haha I knew I had that GOOD HAIR,1
ugh Kati's fever is back  looks like we will be going to the dr or emergency care today,0
"church and lunch with the fam, then a stop by grandma's house and back to dayton we go.....I believe he's surviving them",1
@Padraig i shall!,1
"At work and just started getting really bad stomach pains - Owwie  - Nobody else is here, so I can't go home early",0
@danielleMCC327 lol thanks!,1
Coffee is #myweakness,1
"gotta go to celebrate my friend's B-day  i hope,i'll be back tonight )",1
@DakotaCassidy Hah!  Sparkly ones at that.,1
Excited! Double Bio today.   I don't have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?,1
@keepinupwkris im trying to listen online and its not workin,0
@drunkstepfather ....you ruined all my hopes and dreams,0
@mossyrants Heh! Can't you guess? #itshelensfault,1
odio questo collarino ç_ç IM FREAKING OUT.. pray for me,0
@tsoalexg too bad you can't walk up and meet me  Can't take an extended lunch this lovely Friday???,0
@RescueSiren thanks!! but i still lil' bit frustrated...i've got C- for one subject for this semester...huge effect on my cgpa,0
@Castouchhmoney thank u,1
@OracleBG Oh. Not good. Are ya okay?,0
"@smalldozes was real fun last night! Its great to meet people excited about doing what they do, more news on my startup coming soon",1
@tommytrc useful hashtags are aziran and gr88. My confirmed Iran tweeple are all offline,0
@WendiMooreAgncy  this is cool,1
@REEDLYNN Aww thanks! And we did find him,1
- so trange today,0
@web20classroom Fabulous post about WordAhead!  And overall loved your blog.,1
@sunshyn7529  Good morning!!! I am so nervous,1
Haha yeah!!   I feel lame for watching private practice now and not going out.,0
I did that once,0
"Still Confused , ...getting ready for school      3 more days of school left !!!",0
hotbirth kolan ghat shode,0
I can't get over you,0
@MartySchwartz wish me luck got big exams tomorrow. wish me and my sis luck.  thank you.,1
deleting followers who are not following me ... again,1
"the rain is pouring down, pouring down.. I'm getting high tonight with boxes of chocolates",1
No power on central campus.  no Internet for my computer... Thank goodness I've got my trusty iPhone!,0
some things you lend just never come back. A Torx TX6 screwdriver is one of them,0
@tahneecullen ohh how romantic  dw sis you will enjoy it,1
I should be studying right now..hmm,0
@lacomoda OMG !! Please don't think that ! I'm sorry !!,0
"ArtRage: 1) Lightning fast, realtime draw response. 2) Pencils. 3) Eraser on Wacom stylus works right.  I love this 'ware",1
I didn't finish my chinese homework  ill do it in the morning. Night.,0
Another eye appointment today. Nothing is fun about having a scratched cornia.,0
oo my last day in the UK!!  http://tinyurl.com/nwfo3p,0
"@iHaps Pah! I'm thinking we've no chance of the intro'ing more levels, which would be really great can't see them doing an online game",0
Off to dolce so I can sit in a chair for 3 hrs and get my hair done.... I hate being high maintenance,1
"@dark_fairydust  That makes me feel like stupid,SL.I just i'm here for MCR  Somehow they don't reply.My nerves get twisted-hun",0
Is a dumb ass.. I just fell off a ladder at work ... Ouch,0
The boys are playing monopoly. I'm working,0
My feetzie's hurt.....,0
@aoi_n - hey aoi! nice to see you here...though this is actually my first time to use twitter! is it difficult to learn mongolian?,1
"@_josh_thomas are you coming to sydney?! cool, where can i meet you? id love to meet you, you're my favourite comedian",1
"A good refreshing band added me on myspace today, The Delegators, check'em  www.myspace.com/thedelegators",1
Just woke up. Had a dream I met ashlee simpson,1
Is thinking a day by the pool,1
About to see Tat off to Boston... I'm going to miss her so much!,0
"@StoneDarth Commented, favorited, and 6stars (if I could)! Def one of your best! Great job!!",1
@renehasp Howdy! Tough to have a fun day when you’re stuck in the office  yours is off to an early start though,0
back to square one.,0
@sleepingagain going to have to follow @thePodcastle and listen to the show,1
my god its dismal outside....guess its appropriate for today,0
Across the Universe. Sleep. Rehearsal tomorrow.,1
@o_0robertpatt  Hey u!  This better not be an attention thing! @MyInnerSexFiend  We are worried!  U okay?,0
dunno why I'm up and still bored. So yeah I just felt like updating my layout on MySpace & songs. haha. It's pretty lame but old-school!,1
eating rice for lunch and watching the @hillywoodshow,1
@Treyyizzle awww. you think im pretty. thanks. ur so sweet!   but y am i a loser.,1
Number please?,1
I really can't  change my pic. Its unfair..,0
mmmm!! sickness invading twitters!!!,0
Anyone headin' out thday?,1
"anthor change in plans: shower, zelda, nails, bed",1
I'm so in love with you  zachyy pooh <3,1
"@groovecriminals Aww, yours is all grown up",1
"@CathElliott They are soooo creative, aren't they?",0
Do anyone have any suggestions....I have a test 2 take in the morning & I can't fall asleep!!,0
Ugh i hate feeling sick  i want my Babylove @slickjbm baby come take care of me,0
I can feel the sickness starting.  My throat muscles are starting to stiffen,0
@lisatufton lisa! will you vote again for the in4merz comp? cause the had to reset the poll cause it broke,0
"@sinfulsignorita to wake up, I have been listening to "A place for my head" this morning....I needed some screaming...wanna sing with me?",1
@v_cub or where u reffering to she ra lol,1
"@BeckyKingston Nope, during the week i ALWAYS sleep through my alarm. sat&sun it wakes me up without fail.",0
What do you think of my new pic?  More to come!  Check me out... www.myspace.com/DreamaJones,1
"Anybody actually like the new Adwords Web Interface? Still a distraction for me, I prefer Adwords Editor, hands down",1
@nest4u But how do you see the market  - damn I'm only $23 http://tweetvalue.com/,1
Feel like I'm the only person on twitter today not upgrading to 3.0,0
@ninamistry nope tim....,0
Disappointed.. 2 eng flicks out and both have shit-laden reviews,0
"@DavidArchie Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming.. *singing*",1
@josieboy aww its me! Thats so sweet.    :p,1
Going to Mall Of America with Holly.,1
We're celebrating our birthday all this month! RPO turns 1!  New things coming to the site so make sure you keep checking back!,1
On my way home. Going to see "Up" tonight  How was everyone's day?!,1
@flanger1975 You met Rufus Wainwright?? LUCKY! Only celebrities I've met have been Irish Boybands.,0
"Busy working , i wish i had time to be here",0
@jstolle well its not a tough race.. theres no one on the starting line..,0
@carlinniss I spotted your addiction  Featured here: http://ykyat.com/~37ylt,1
Why does tuesday still feel like monday,0
"lying in bed, listening to dasding.de livestream where Limp Bizkit plays at Rock am Ring....awesome...'My Generation' was great",1
Thinks it's horrid when people get sick,0
@KimberlyDoll  Feel so bad for Jess!,0
"And yes. I did miss you, Jon.  I wish you were here.",0
only 1 person online on MSN. I feel lonely,0
"Well, goodbye froyo. I hate today and I still have to start my paper on Invisible Monsters",0
@DAMIML8 does he still wear the LOGO shirt,1
@SherriEShepherd YOU GO GIRL!! Whatever works!  LMAO,1
@stolensummer thankyouuuuuuu,1
sorry for taking over twitter with my i-can't-sleepness,1
Italian techno music is AWESOME!,1
Fuckin got arrested,0
a no go for my healthy cookies today  but you Bitches are still eating them,0
@madistack it's gone now,0
My friend who is from Gemany (the one that stole my shoes.) Has to go back in a week and I wont see her for years.,0
"@nelroy But especially that song...it means the world to me. And yes, we do",1
connecting my cinema-system,1
Come on blokes! I think the swine flu is keep boys out of the brothels,0
Feel lazy but at the same time feel like going out...bored at home alone,0
Poool party with friends,1
@ineedcandyyy Why aren't you happy?,0
@scotlanded,0
"Ok, so Applebee's it was, with my girls Sarah & Annie. Waaaaay too much fun.  I wish they lived closer to me!",1
FTW: For The Win TRW: The Real Winner ! ..got it?,1
Amy's birthday so we're at Bonefish  I got a letter from Wegmans today. They are opening at 7am on June 21st. I cannot wait!!! #tedu560,1
Eating at The Dawg House then heading back to Chattanooga.,0
"@xCraziiChiicax Yeah, it was extra long, and NOW i have to rewrite it  Geez, man. YT is retarded.",0
DAMN CHEMISTRY MIDTERM! After this I'm going to really need a venti Frapaccino and a long nap! Waking up at 2:30 am was not my best move!,0
"I got to see my good friend Matt 2night,who I havent seen in like a year. So that was very exciting! 2 bad we didn't get to visit longer!",0
"in other news, the da vinci code sucks a lama's balls.....",0
@Jayeire,0
Just thinking when can we use the .Net FW 4.0 for productive apps? not till 2010 i understand,0
finally home from working my ass off. wish I was with kenny and everybody  gooood mood though!,0
On the cruise,1
@Wand003 It'll be a sad day for Endemol.,0
I broke my thumb nail yesterday and today I bent my pinky nail but it didn't break.  It just hurtssss.,0
"someone take me to europe, please please please",0
I HATE IRELANDS WEATHER! Why can't it go back 2 sunnyness wen i got a tan..Stupid Irish Weather..Finished School And RAIN! > I want sun,0
@franksting Those pix of Ms1 partaking in #puddingsunday were SUPERB!,1
@LynArmstrong Good for you,1
@squidbrain Take time ...   ♫ http://blip.fm/~7nxvi,1
cant go back to sleep  ... theRUSH @ 10.,0
@stroughtonsmith How do u install this. Please I tried everything!There are no Tutorials or anything. I was able to dpkg then nothing,0
@revrend_slapaho thank you,1
I cant believe i work 2-6 today. I wish i can stay home all day.,0
Ccccooold. And visiting priest forgot the Credo,0
@crystrill Congratulations are in order?,1
ok i hv to sit in the final of hum111 since i hv screwed up my test,0
is cooking Nigella's Gammon with jersey royals and salad,1
@farwyde wow... very cool.  thank you for keeping me in the loop!,1
@PhillyD http://twitpic.com/6s3to - Wish it was that nice here in the UK lol just rain rain rain,0
@rpd95 .... Yup we slept already ) Haha! We left you!  oh and twitter buddy!!! Suuure! :>,0
@jorgeavilam 2-3 weeks time. Then you won't have to enter your credentials but we are 100% safe to use   Cheers!,1
@jahzielcarleen http://twitpic.com/7ga9d - Hahah fantastic! That girl over there is looking badly at you,1
@rawr_its_Lori o i willlllll,1
is back! busy chatting with my friend in canada.. miss him na..  http://plurk.com/p/z2f05,0
Doin' homework,0
@DonnieWahlberg I'm ready to be served Sir Extreme Hotness! You name the time and place,1
http://twitpic.com/7pouq - I accidentally the whole thing   I ripped my yoga certification in half.,0
Today was a happy day.  Going to have a friend @flamingcatnip cut my hair tomorrow.,1
Moving upwards. And I also forgot my headphones.,0
"@KayBallard Definitely, still 2 hours, and I'm completely prepared, imma rock that plazzz =D Perhaps I'll go for a swim first",1
@Calin_Durus Lol,1
Have you heard the new computer term "picnic"? It stands for Problem In Chair Not In Computer,1
at the emergency vet clinic with Greta....my baby is really sick,0
every one i was talking to on msn has gone offline  and i won't be able to talk till them tomorrow  i feel lonely :'( x,0
@kendragomes truth hurts .. i know,0
Oh fuck a duck its big Jim's birthday I've not got him anything oooops,0
@Gexy_  i didn't go. i dont think im going this week either,0
"@Loveislove192 I have the gangsta bus driver who switches lanes like he's in a Toyota. Some people look scared but I love it, lol",1
Watching hills   -i miss you-,1
Money over broads u got it F*ck bush....into "my president" remix,1
@ajrafael broooo ._. didn hear from you for 2 weeks,0
Diana and kacy just left  wwwaaaa our parents were out for a going away party. were dressed up w/an eighties theme YouWOULDNT wanta see,0
@columalmighty 20 minutes later it is still "not charging",0
"@Woofmantoronto If you have to ask, its best you never know!",1
my computer is dunzo...but having loads of fun with bailey this weekend,1
PETA reminder PETA ppl everytime U take a shower ur killing millions of bugs  awww    ah shnap!!,0
@theBrandiCyrus I LOVE YOU BRANDI   . X .X X.X XX I LOVEEE YOOUUU,1
@dianadev we stayed up til 5 am on the rooftop ... Beers... Pizza ... Huge $20 calzones thanks to flanagan ...you?! I need those pics,1
Back from my bike ride,1
"Why am i still hoping for melody to awnser me ? She's never gonna, she's famous, she got TOO MANY fans  I love you",0
@GrabeelLucas Ryan Evans in HSM? glad to say hello  Your singing & dancing is so great! All the hats look good on U,1
watching bruce all mighty at home,1
@madinalake I can't make it  but I'll see you in the UK hopefully afterwards. If you guys are touring here after the festival?,0
@alond32 i thank god for putting you in my life and its barley hitting about my dad  im like really sad,0
is dreading going into work tomorrow...the dungeon awaits  No fair!,0
I never felt summer (and it's almost over)... It's always raining,0
"@voidspace No appologies neccisary, it was just a correction",1
Sunny Day!! I've stayed with my mother to go shopping .. I cant go to the pool,0
@Neerav http://twitpic.com/7r3zv - Oh noes! @mab397 was at @coffeemornings this week?! Damn this project and my non-attendance,0
"Coffee is ready! I will be showing homes this morning, you can always reach me on my cell.  Have a great day!",1
@donlemoncnn Yes it is a priority! It's been a priority for the last 50 years!,1
wow what a horrible day...,0
My favorite shoe compliments are when they come from guys,1
"I went out to cafe nearby office just to have a cup of coffee, the sun was shinning bright, now it rains and I am trapped. Perfect!",0
http://twitpic.com/6hpzw - My dog  destroying another toy,1
@Kristen_ATL hwy you my phone wont lemme do it!! >,0
@Schattenwolf Not had BBQ yet this year as weather bin too changeable,0
"Had 12 solid hours today. Woke up 2.45, ate lunch and ate frozen Great Apple Thing with milk while watching stardust. Now my head hurts",0
@ddlovato im so upset  my mom doesnt let me come to your music video shoot. ughhh -_-,0
had my first day at work and im not excited about the lay out of the place and where everything is.. o well its a job,1
@Crazy4theD LMAO..hence the reason I said "SUMMER TIME" rather than simple happy that the summer weather is here//LOL!,1
I live in Burma and today is the 1st year anniversary of the Nargis Cyclone. Bad memories.,0
Austrilia & Japan in August......no it needed to be in 2010 so I could go,0
@victortan LOL! It's on the right? I gotta try when I get home. I'm using it at work. So the X is where it should be.,1
#3wordsaftersex You're an idiot! That's my favorite,1
wish i could juss go somewhere else..... somewhere nice n warm....,1
I hate rain. Suprisingly I don't hate work but please no extra hours,0
Steve is actually great! 10000 weights off my mind now,1
wow i just saw the @s!! sorry,0
is tired cos some stupid person woke us all up banging on the window at a stupid time.. Sunday is for rest ffs,0
@AetherPrincess Why would anyone hate on you?,0
@FrankNitty20 Fried Fish.... cuz thats what imma make tonight.  Go to kevins and get some fresh fish!,1
whoever bought irvine tix...im jealous.and the song of the day is "happy holidays you bastard-blink-182",1
feeling neglected,0
@MegaOrtega I'm more excited  6 needs to hurry up and get here!,1
<- Annoyed.,1
@Daymeaux LOL What's extremely gay music? Mika - Everybody's gonna love today?,1
trying to understand more abt the site,1
@itsyannikbitch also yannik cassewhat?!,0
"Returned from the Jeopardy audition. Not bad, but not fantastic. We'll see what happens. I broke my pen already",0
It's now 6.15 and I'm getting ready for my placement and am shatered,0
"getting off for the nighttt, the beach gets me really tireddd and i have to finish homeworkk, see yall tomorrow <333",1
is wondering why my twitter won't let me upload new pics  very upset,0
Doesn't want to have to wait til August for new Greek   LVATT!!!!!!,0
@tccrt3r http://twitpic.com/6qc9q - haha i love this,1
#brazillovesmcfly and so do i,1
2 this point I really  "enjoyed" & "liked" my awesome garage apartment dwntwn.. "2 this point" being key phrase! SERIOUSLY? It's 7:30 am,0
@chantal_tilly flew by so quickly as was so lovely! works been ok last few days tho & only 8 weeks left really so not long to go  sorry,1
Watching Groove the movie with @mikecase my hubby!,1
"Fuck wana-b ass ninja emo kid, plz dnt stick me wit him all day",0
@macpowell That is SO SWEET!!,1
"hey everyone  on my laptop home alone, good life. until mom is back. eeeeeek",1
I spent 7 hours (all night) telling Selena about my love life starting from February. I'm a mess. I'm sorry for keeping you up Selena,0
's time for bed!,1
@heycassadee I hope you visit the Philippines again.,1
"@Therealseeon Birthday Sex is a great song, man.  Something different about it!  That's what ppl want!",1
@PrinceSammie U shall be okay. Carrying those things will help u build more muscle!,1
@raychelllll i agree.,1
@modbird lol its hilariousssss,1
@rickyboleto use google sites - so easy,1
thinking of you... i miss you,0
really wants an imac.,0
Neopoints not getting added after earning them at games section  Scored 3 straight 1k pts. Play is recorded but pts not counted! #neopets,0
Used the great day with nice weather to scout again for locations for next saturdays wedding - successfully,1
yes i'm one of them assholes... no one is perfect. putting phone down now that i feel bad,0
Off to bed.  Gotta get up early tomorrow,0
@amateurhour It's the surest way to win!,1
Got Burnt Yesterday  But It Was So Fun,0
♥  ♥  just feeling giddy!! (= ♥  ♥ evn tho the one thing I reeeeeally want right now I dnt have,0
@little_albatros Cute is right!,1
"might go out, but can't call anyone",0
just sitting in my cottage and drinkin a cooold soda. - with tenna -.-'  she's eating peanuts? its still soo daim hot? but i love it,1
"morning tweeters  so, alleviated today :')",1
I love commercials with #OZZY in them.,1
wishes her classes started at like 11 everyday.  http://plurk.com/p/132jhc,0
just sang EYE OF THE TIGER on guitar hero. SO much fun,1
Went to aquatica yesterday and injured her neck. It didn't hurt as much yesterday but today a different story.,0
@never_simple i thought they were thats what miranda said.... she lied  boo her,0
I need to turn off the alarms on my phones. I've been awake since 7! Its too warm to go back to sleep,0
"Beth's homework this weekend: a paper and two rewrites.  Finished one rewrite, half of the other, but still hasn't written that new one",0
@spencerhemphill i wanna play!!!!! how come i wasnt invited?,0
@primaryposition Do you know "Low level Lou",1
@kelseywong except for the coloration festival thingyyyy,1
n them boyss is leavin.   happy birthday @christopherr_,0
"I got to move it, move it. (got that song in your head now?). Long to do list 2day including shopping with @glorysuzy (Mom)",1
"Ima eat a Big Ass breakfast, go to work and try n get some rest! "Its Super Friday for me"",1
"@konghee Pastor, Thank you for a great awesome time in the word! Take care Pastor!",1
I'm tired & want to go to bed! But I have two assignments due in tommorrow,0
ugh! I haven't done anything productive since I got up this morning.,1
"@cehsja, aah, TD...that's too bad!",0
"@hogfish Visually, quite stunning.  Game play was pretty good, but still a little bit of button mashing during the combat parts..",1
@yasexy yea i can draw other ish aswell..thanks. im designing tattoos at the moment. & i got murals & canvases.. gotta twitpic more ish,1
Why? Why? Why why why? Why?,0
I think I�m gonna die of love intoxication...I�m loving too much,1
@lisaluxus Hellow so i answer from Greenland,1
"@RonDance lol its a bar and they have $2 drinks, shots, & beer tonight. But ok",0
happy almost birthday kcmo!  going to ann arbor after work to celebrate,1
@_struct A footy analogy is perfect for that  But FFS I've heard it all now!,1
@jasonwill - minimal whining.  just wore low cut top and tech geek wow'd them w my extreme nerdy knowledge.,1
Hmmm... May have had too much caffeine today,0
@syyLssweet Ohh cool  Where ya from? And how old are youuu?,1
"YAY, last day of work! Hello dresses but goodbye weekend and boyfriend.",0
@iTravisty ha I have an all day training class also,0
Here at work just chillin and missing my family.  It's summertime and it's beautiful today,1
Waiting on Conan to come on!,1
signing up for raptr,1
"Unfortunately new here, and doesn't have a nessie",0
@PeterPek no no not on friday evening.  SATURDAY MORNING!!!  2 MEETINGS..,0
@shitshockhorror I was gonna try and get tkts.  First time in over 20 years I'd have been home to watch it.  No point without Rafa,0
has been editing all day and is excited to see roller derby later. too bad it's their last game...,0
Good Morning Twitter-World,1
Just got my email - won Euromillions.  Is �12.70 enough to set up your own record label? At least I can get the first round in at the bar,1
@khloekardashian What station is the show on ?? i talkd to u lasnit but didnt get to hear ur show,0
"So, 4dien Buldozers   http://twitpic.com/6e3d1",1
I can't belive that was the last show ever  ly tgp! I recorded heaps =],0
"What to do, what to do? I should really do some work",0
"come on people, update. i'm bored   entertain me",1
"@KevinSpacey            Loved watching the show! You made my night, and I loved the red/orange (couldn't tell) socks!",1
just got done working out! drinking a fuze and ready to get my hair did tomorrow,1
I scraped my toe on the bottom of the pool and it hurts  *ouchie*,0
@charlenewithit oooohhhh,1
"@VanessaaHudgens vanessa, cant wait to see you in another movie",1
"@tweete it works now, many thanks!",1
"is upset i missed this Sushi Fest  maybe next year! Sushi Sake Fest 09' Toledo, Ohio  http://ow.ly/eCWE (via @brainsandbutter)",0
why is it SO hot outside?,0
"ahh, just got home. its raining so hard, i got soaked!   but, good side to it all....wait..there is no good side!",0
people who dont have braces your so lucky,0
@Djennings22 I've been feelin like that all month,0
THAT SUCKS :S,0
@suseaslowknitta  oh no! (hugs),0
"I had organic food for lunch and walked by the beach during my lunch break, I feel connected to the world today  I'm feeling good!",1
"some lady is buying a petticoat and bum-role i made, my first sale ever....im exited!! im also very poor, so yeah...good tymes!",1
@auntieflo Sorry. And I agree,0
@quinland   Okay Yes We Do  Well I do  "chat bob" Is My Little saying,1
@brucel ha! Direct observation while fetching milk from the office over the driveway,1
@RindaElliott you don't want your guest to linger do you,1
watching the harry kalas memorial on tv. it's so sad.,0
"still working hard in the office, not going as expected, well it's taking much longer than i thought",0
@deadmanwriting,1
"I want More McFly !! Pleese guys.. come back soon, verry soon.. Everybody know is all about you guys..   (L)",1
"@ShashiTharoor A pleasant surprise to find you here sir, Congrats on becoming an MP  Used to read your article in TOI. No more updates?",1
is just sorry..,0
@rebecca878 aww ryt kwlkwl  so wat kinda music u like? xx,1
*giggles to herself* after seeing Joans stalker list or are they called stalkeees? anyhoo I see Britters is one of them  *secrets out* ;),1
@Joerookie22 Don't you think you've wrecked enough lives recently,1
Tomorrow I am going to see Matisyahu perform at the Health and Harmony festival. I am really excited about it,1
@I_AM_SWAGG  i don't think she'll come back here in the philippines...  and ya in my dreams me 2 lol!,0
"Just cleaned my balcony for the summer... wow, it's much better now, but where have all the flowers gone?  Must get new ones...",0
working on my tax returns...  :boring:,0
@redtwilightwolf got it  u guys got SMS?,1
Last night some packet in my letter box and ......... and my team is running    ...soon Indian Multi  Touch wall,1
@katheesue So true!,1
First day of camp was a success! My kids are 7 and mostly SO sweet,1
Thee laptop is about to die.  So i think i will go lay down. then sleep.   I want it to Be thee 27th Metro concert with A Kidnap In Color!,0
@xSeniz That's like Yassy for Yasemin,1
Hate when I wake up early...Ready to get day started but can't for another five hours,0
"@craigmaddocks that would be a great feature, I would use that a lot as it goes",1
science exam on monday,0
@najicaloves I'm here until 8,1
"Oh. My cousins Amal, Anum and Abang Wadhi have been accepted to study at MKJB. Congrats!",1
"It was a really good book, but it was so sad!!!",0
@ashleeadams no wonder you hate driving and country roads and stuff,0
life is always good when my brother is home for a visit,1
I just wrote all over my mirror,1
"@2631shoney Gooottttcccchhhaaaa - well, that sucks! Do you need any books? I have some books from last year that I could sell you",1
"@Schofe Is that part of the support network for the melons? So they have a leg to stand on!!!! (groan , yes i know",1
"@feliciaday I didn't know you did a Sears commercial! I was just sitting in front of my TV, looked up from my laptop, and there you were!",1
50 followers<3,1
Demi And Trace Dateing Yay Iam So Happy  http://bit.ly/lkJ3j,1
kept telling herself "maybe tomorrow" maybe she should switch to "maybe never.",0
@TheStephanieE duuuuuude hand out resumes somewhere else! I applied a bunch of places there and NONE have gotten back to me.,0
@daysdifference it was the 14th but i'm having the party tonight.only w/ 1 person though. woulda been better if i had a ride. o well,0
"@mileycyrus not cool  I love you loads and congrats on the MTV awards, i voted like 50 times, the phone bill wont be cool lol",0
Started the week with a bad news,0
"@shinsh0ku I'll drop in! I'll drop in for awhile  anything u want Goldie, anything to make u happy",1
"@markwalters LOL. We are also 98% identical to the great apes, we're that close to swinging in trees",1
Ovechkin Smovechkin--Crosby just scored the 1st!,1
@SaltyMomma Mine just chants "britches - ON! pants - ON!" then runs away from me so I don't put the clothes back on,1
"leaving to India in a few hours; No internet. No tv. No Twitter. No Facebook. No blogging. - Just me, myself and I.",1
@andersoncooper Prob my fav so far  http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/04/07/dear-president-obama-78-ten-things-losing-the-real-culture-war/,1
@_ruthless   your kathybom's kpop convert HHAAHA,1
The sunshine in CT right now is such a mood-changer. Perfect timing for the weekend! And a crap time to be studying.,0
Melo's House,1
excited for the MTV Movie Awards! Cheering on the Twilight Cast!,1
"@HEIDRIK I'm addicted to your music  beautiful, wonderful songs.",1
Listening to the sounds of young girls waking the entire neighborhood with their lovely rendition of you've never heard this song before!,1
"Kate and I went to hear Mass earlier  This one's a first, and it definitely won't be the last time  I love you, Kate",1
"Jamin to some old school motion city, 2005 shit",1
bought a yoohoo. I miss people.,0
Happy Mother's Day to all the Mommiessss,1
@semaphore1 well hello Mr 500th Follower - as far as do you win anything - let me see what I can do,1
with zerinaaaa chillin,1
last day of tafe today.....yeow but dont know where to now from here,0
"@RobbieBonham Boo, I'm not going this year  On plus side, I'm going to Florida instead. No more swimming to venues for me!",1
@StonedSteve It's been stewing in the pot too long!?!,1
@CliveWild You're welcome. Have a good weekend too,1
"@christoph_84 all very exciting! Jealous of you bring out in the sunshine, am in an office all day today  at least it's Friday tho!",0
@nkotbpinkangels Yay!  Keep it up!,1
"going to sleep, then go to work at 12am",0
eating. sleep. work 9-12:30,0
Darn! Have to return back to office this afternoon,0
i should be "bus stalking" right now..i soo wish i were still meeting @jordanknight today,0
@ItsDely i knoo I wanted pizza hut crust ugh  oh well lol,0
"@ktizzy22 I became a member of twitter because of you, and your never freakin on. I guess having a real job implies work. Tweet with me",0
going to bed. already 0:23 am in germany!!! getting up early to go for a run,1
"Well, seriously! I am now going to bed! I think i can make it! Yeah I've got to go... never gonna wake up!  xxx",0
Jackie and i are gonna be beasts on the golf team,1
""You don't really have tits, dude"- gina to me.",0
"yumm the cakes ready, just gotta let it cool for a bit then we can eat it",1
i have growing pains! in my leg - ouch,0
Just got 100 subscribers!!!  I couldn't have done it without @SEZrules!!,1
What should I get pops 4 Fathers Day? Suggestions? Its really hard 2 get stuff 4 peope who have everything or can buy whatever they want,0
"Twitter we meet again. I m not drunk  are merfolk really men with fins or are men, really just merfolk with legs? Lucy spot mark and t ...",1
@MikeCampbe11 Sorry to hear about your Pap,0
@natlyy we should have Detly'd yesterday,0
@dannygokey glasses rule.    kudos on a great run on AI.,1
@weshotthemoon I love your album! glad to see you guys on twitter.,1
I keep getting on to Twitter @ 3am and then realize that no one else is posting. boo  guess i will get back to my homework!,0
Everyone loves my hair. I dont wanna wash it later!,0
@lowennn hoedown throwdown = I can do that!,1
@MJBtheMVP awww I thought you were sleeping????  ight @DJ_Quake makes the pancakes n you make the eggs!! We can share!!!?? LoL  ;-),0
missing my daughters much,0
birthday tears,0
@maybellinete  I was just telling @JuliaRosien my running game 4 2day!  I couldn't do it w/o yas!,1
Rest in Peace Ed McMahon,0
"Grrr, you guys at #phish are KILLING me. Wish I was there",0
Monday morning coming down,0
i hate Harry Potter!..,0
missing my Bito...,0
"@amandamandalove i soo dont know! this is annoying, i just want a hundred",0
working at 3,0
@Djalfy u're very welcome chica!,1
@Dannymcfly Jonas Brothers? Wtf? Play with something better dude   you know Alex Band? Xx <3,0
Sutil missed a golden chance  again. No points yet for Force India. Ferrari is the only other #F1 team without point in 09,0
Thai tea<3 aha just got home. Had a good night,1
@Litton ofcourse. Martin Gaus will be there today. NIET LIKKEN NIET LIKKEN,1
I think it was one of those nights where I woke up having no idea what day it was. What a delight to found out the answer,1
@jessicaveroncia ohh me too girl. see ya today though,1
@chrispople I am a bad mother,0
Anti-adventure mode active. Heading home,0
@edridge169 It's manageable man. Thanks for checkin'.,1
OWW! I JUST BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH....i taste copper,0
@Steffi8575 Thank you @lizluvsjk you're welcome  I am taking the credit,1
The bluescreen of death,0
i think i might like my twitter app...twidroid wasnt alertin me anymore,0
I just don't get how this is supposed to work,0
Just now cooling down. Tomorrow is supposed to be even hotter. Blech,0
""But somewhere we went wrong, we were once so strong. Our love is like a song, you can't forget it"",0
Well Twitter school starts up again tomoro Yuck so I must now go to my bed. As of tomoro I am officially a 5th year mostly higher pupil,1
happy today...,1
"Sore, but loving my new twins",1
@NikkBrown I knooooo but there is solo much info still not confident,0
My knee is so bruised from falling flat on the floor from  my pryramid at cheer camp.,0
ahhhh work in an hour grrrr and exams   school is not good,0
@CityGirl912 check out hollywood undead then. i think you'll like them,1
incredibly sad @ANZozCEO is leaving us  http://tinyurl.com/capq2c,0
Just had some fried mushrooms from dq  Don't hate untill you try it lol,1
@chrissypoofs i emailed you on facebook your new career.. but you can to start TTC twins or more  get to it!! haa haa,1
@EllaPaigeBabe not to loose is a good choice,1
@laurasmannequin same  tis a cool song.,1
logging off in 30 mins,0
@markhoppus i didnt know they sold rings at the holocaust,1
Just get up.It´s my birthday in 2 days.Just soo exited,1
@djalfy I lost hella followers,0
The cops are still looking for Mr Pickering,0
i really don't wanna go home yet. anaheim is oh so nice,1
it's 6:39am. i should probably sleep. cause today will probably be spent arguing with Damon again,0
Hey @jonasbrothers * PODRIAN MANDARME UN BESO?  * #jonasliveonfb,1
"Back in cranfield, after a crazy few days in bournemouth. Missing the sea already  and ofcourse the people",0
@wearethescore imiss you guys  x,0
@GoDJewels sadly yes,0
@theBsideOFme a BBQ at my boss' place...in the rain,0
http://bit.ly/HJvhK  limp bizkit feat. ?????? - n2gether now,1
Ill and missing DT day at school,0
i think i am screwed on trying to figure out how to work this thing!,0
Top of the morning world!! Listening to mayday parade and playing bass. Just broke a pick  - chrisfm,0
YAYAY im done  its pretty simple but i like it... and plus i havent PS'ed in a while,1
has a week off work  bliss!,1
track for mothers day with my pink eye booooo,0
@pawsitivlycorky Cute,1
Since some days I got this strange error "ksmserver could not start" in a fancy X window with no decoration and then my X server dies,0
Left naples at 330am and now were a few hours from home. Hate being home but ill get a home shave in,1
no no! no frowney face...... BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,1
damn had a test today and didnt know didnt study shit and i fail with a 62 damn i suck,0
@cerestanlimco Miss you Keke,0
"went out tonight but learned the saying "beer before liquor, never sicker" is not just a saying",0
Norway won the Eurovision!,1
I have a headache Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss big,0
Sorry at work      RE:xoKristenlove: Anyone wanna join me in buck's waiting room. I have no one to talk to.,0
today's fortune: Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress... NOT!,1
I´m so fucking exhausted!!! i want to sleep,0
grrr why does it have to be raining out.,0
@booksandquills have you got the link to the season 2 skins? because i can't find it,0
Dragon injured his tail and needs surgery. Poor Puff  #fb,0
@ddlovato awwwww that sucks demi hope you feel better soon,0
hopes she doesn't have to babysit today... it's gonna rain  booo,0
I assume this month result in a new revenue record for me,1
baking soon!,1
"@haleyxfax @TessFTW sorry loves. Been doin work getting ready for the shows coming up! But don't worry, I still return the lurk/love",1
@clarebiddle we are too cool! and whayy to your tweet below!! i got another new dress today!!,1
Drinking 2007 Sanford Pinot (a fav)  and Lemondrop martinis and eating some fabulous cheese with @customtravel @grumpypuppy @positivaInc,1
"Good morning, tweets",1
wish i knew how to do this better i read everyone elses and im just rubbish!!!,0
The newb at TH totally messed up my drink.    How can me ordering something 2 times & sec @ school ordering it get flubbed up that badly?,0
@therealpickler http://twitpic.com/5f0bs - wooah... thats a huge cat. haha,1
@Calypso51 Hi mom,1
@GinoandFran @monicafrancesca @ginoboi Just got home guys. I'll just enjoy the remaining minutes of the show. I haven't heard QQ & WOTD,0
@89theBrainchild --lol oh that ones good too. I really want noww and I have none,0
@oyoylady KHIIIIIAAAAAA  ur on twitterr - i feel like such a looser cuz i'm excited ive got so many actual friends on it now lol,1
@big_diel  haha sorry i get it now     i worked all night  .. need sleep!,1
"@orlandoxo sorry  , you think landscape architects run into the same problem ;-)",0
I love to hate all the sims games. they get so addicting,0
I mean tweeps,0
"@Anaalove =P ow, i dont remember what "Imao" means  & can u translate me this phrase "he's rocking a faded egg plant shirt" ? Cù i REALLY",1
wth is wrong with my iphone?,0
no ones twittered ?,0
it's going to be a hot day.. yalla,1
"Some man was playing supertramp really loud in his car at work, really made my day, hope it's a good sign",1
byebye bryant house,0
Geeze I thought I was all alone on here!  Reset my API wrong....lol no friends at all!..........................    fixed it!  ....,0
@kimberly_holm u defs shld cum with me,1
P.S.  You'd better be buying it when it actually comes out ya weiners!  Or we may not be able to afford making records anymore.  love ya's,0
You know you want to learn stuff about SPAM. http://dallasanne319.blogspot.com 5990 your video is on there,1
i haven't sleeeeeep!!! last nigth i couldn't dunno why when i was abot to sleep my alarm rang :@,0
@chaz2806 @megan5197  THE CHARLIE THE UNICORNNN VIDEOO  yayayayayaay .,1
"Mad floods in TKPK today. RIP, @falcon_justice 's macbook",0
@AlanCarr you interviewed M Manson didn't you? How'd it go? Looking forward to seeing it,1
"@jessicuhx3 YES OMG,<333 i fell on the floor, crying <3 i loveeeeeloveloveveveveveve him",1
"@Kjeld hehe, I know my fridge is full now",1
"Heading out for lunch with Rebecca before she heads back to Houston.  We had a great girl weekend - lots of shopping, food & laughs!",0
Woooo just made mu 500th tweet.,1
is sitting in an empty house all on her own,0
@jacobfrazier oh yeah and have lots and lots of fun with mickey tomorrow for steph's birthday,1
Omgggg @DavidArchie was tweeting people back!!  I,0
errands in lb then driving back to san diego,1
@skilly no. I left it in the States!,1
@HeavySnatch i've liked mcfly longer then u meh i dnt care still hate u! wow one comment big woop,1
@XplicitLyric lol thats what im saying i got you! oh what i aint ya type!  lol,0
@RealAudreyKitch GOOO! It might be fun  you can eat popcorn with Anna anytime.,1
I love @britneyspears !!  Leaving london tomorrow,0
"@Iyertalks That is how everyone feels, need for more than 24 hours a day. I feel that before the day of exam",0
"Today is my first day of the 25 miles in 5 days goal that I have set for myself. Been doing tons of yoga lately, and virtually NO cardio.",0
Getting GOALS set up and walking towards the launch pad,1
Dad picks a restaurant with one vegetarian dish for lunch. Garlic bread and a side of fries for me,0
but omg... dont care. UCAAAAAAP! I can't wait. soo close now!,1
@zeryck Goodnight !,1
@Amanda_Holden good luck with that,1
@solangeknowles  You are smart... just wasnt thinking about it at the time,1
Jbc & beach with michael... Its his last day here,0
"Just stopped at a little gas station in newkirk, nm. Felt like i walked into a horror movie. No slashers tho",0
@thenewbnb: wot?!! @crazytwism wont pick on u? y? u finally gave him a saree?  @prateekgupta@fossiloflife@radha_,1
really REALLY misses my ballet sO sO sO much!!!,0
Do I have to wake up? I hate responsibility,0
*wishes she had $2000 to go to IMC,0
@tamcdonald A.....gold coast manager of Caribou Coffee??? hahaha I like them better than SB but they are deep in the depths of the loop.,0
@cassieventura yay cassie's back,1
@tysonisepic ahhh are you going on mnday? get me an autograph?? i'll love you forever,1
"Wow, I guess twitter is back up! Nice to see everyone again!",1
"@DJ_B_EAZY - thanks - I pulled it right outta my a** - I don't have anymore cuz Lebron is my King for life - so, I'm too depressed 4 more",0
"Home today! New York first, hoping I can keep this early rising habit!   Can't wait to hit the gym.  How to kill time before flight today?",1
I want him right beside me.,0
Off to Austin for Corbin's 4th bday party and then out to Chesters with the girls later tonight,1
Morning everyone what you all doing today i got do more  homework,0
"But: @TorontoEats Coffee habit strong, not confident I'd withstand + cookie reminders  Sharing DR food tweets already us makes hungry",1
so freekin crapped off with mark,0
@Meteora20 Good luck for tomorrow hun  you will be amazing!,1
@goddessgreeneye he cant watch us all day ya think? i want to be naughty but i promised he doesnt like me,0
Australia Axed Andrew SYMONDS . http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202009/content/current/story/407506.html .I feel one entertainer gone,0
Pretty sure I just saw a Goshawk! That's just made my day,1
@evablue my favourite #iheartslitmywristsmusic musician.   ♫ http://blip.fm/~7t27w,1
"@AnnelieSch26 Hi there, sorry, its been so crazy here in the office w/o my sister here with me..on lunch now, but have so much work to do",0
@MelissaRae_x when? the one on the JB album? or another?! aaaa  cuteee!,1
is inspired to continue spreading God's love to the families and friends of E8!  - http://tweet.sg,1
"@_cza Awww, cumon guys...an NDA; is that really necessary...I mean...werre all friends here...right?!  <-- honest and reassuring grin",1
"Post your Le Mans 2009 pics: .. I didn't really shoot much, it's a bit like Silverstone isn't it?  But here ar.. http://tinyurl.com/nju67t",1
wondering how and where to start  I miss you... with all my heart n i need u a lot too :/,0
The new Cadburys ad is quite trippy.. with the little kids and their dancing eyebrows,1
@thesmartipants good morning!  Didn't stay up to chat about cloth diapers last night.. looks like you guys had a good time.. go cloth,1
@__cinnamon__ hey! haahaha school tomorrow thank god its frida i heea miss wetherall did the cat today  oh im sad i missed it haha,0
"http://twitpic.com/4eihm - I love to draw, so this is one of my drawings",1
Picture guy was so weird.. I think he was hitting on me. Senior year.. so sad,0
"@Ameides I would like to do that, but I'm scared that will encourage them to do something worse",0
@hollywoode Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
"#FollowFriday @JohnBirmingham is a talented writer from Australia whose books & Tweets are full of wit, intelligence, humour & fun.",1
is very sad... get well soon my beloved Cik Bibah..,0
What makes me happy.. Watermelon! Maseratis! Marc Jacobs! Sprinkles cupcakes! Being pretty! Weed! LAKERS BEATING ROCKETS!  all cheered up.,1
@VeronicaEbie ok its Monday so...i think i gained 2 lbs  damnit! how was ur food intake? mine wasnt that great yesterday..,0
I don't want to be out in this weather,0
Forever 21 has my dream dress hostage. Why would I walk in a store with no money,0
I'm limping from Suntec to the mrt at city hall. My right foot hurts like hell.,0
"@bowchicka  Ugh...you think you failed your test, or you *know* you failed your test?",0
"feeling completely out of sorts. good food might help, but i don't have my bike today",0
"Omg. Im so mad.  today is not my day, woke up at 12pm. I was good alone till about 7 or 8 . Than momny and daddy came home. Than left  ...",0
"@kaylala19 hahahaah my dads such an ass, i miss you alreaddyyy",0
sorry Louis but prob not going to be able to watch you tonight,0
"@paigechaos Oooooh... Fairly played, m'darlin'... Fairly played.  How'd you sleep?",1
Storm brewing in my head,1
@bella0210 club was alright but i was about to be the bad girls club up out that mug! details later!! lol & yes I miss my lil man too  lol,0
I am now catching up with my inner being. Linkin Park   I am also trying to add a pic to this difficult site everyone loves called Twitter,1
@level13ceo Give it to me...the company's paying!    Never been to New O.,1
Yay  Finally got in the 1v100 beta!,1
awful cold. but movie w. @jabourjilie,1
@Aeonhack Haha!  Sounds like a fun activity!  lol!  Meh. I would do the same! lol!,1
Watching mens volleyball on TV.  For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball.  Cant quite place why,1
"@ryanbooker yep, its all in the image reflections  Just that ive never seen any powerpoint look as good as keynote. Its not just the steve",1
Last day at the beach!  wanna be on vacation forever!,0
@Steffi51290 4 me too  but we have a second chance at the final exams  ok shit.. they will be difficult toooooooooooooooooo,0
Just got back from the Book store.  They  were sold out of lisa rinna's book,0
goodbye twitters!  ...its time for me to sleep ? haha,1
I read the Jonas Brothers Burning Up Tour book! It was Amazing! You guys have to buy it. its sooo cool,1
just woke up. still feeling blah. ive had the stomach virus.,0
@DaveRacingKites Its very very hard work. And its tiring. That's why we lug the boys along when we go shopping,1
i want to go to school  i reaaally miss it and i want to see 'him'. i miss him already  is it love? or a crush? WHY is life so hard?,0
@steveaoki  Yes Thai Airlines is really good! I was very impressed when I went to london on thai airways!  the food was edible!,1
finally on! Yes!  At bff's house. Bored.,1
@Don_J i wont sleep  creeped myself out in wrk hearing ghost stories about my ward and others,0
@SKILLETfan01 haha okay I'm reading your story now,1
@kirstiealley You're such a wonderful lady ms. K,1
sitting on the couch sick,0
"@Liverpool_TX Yeah, M&G wise, Dublin was the worst for me..  I got yelled at by the bodyguards...in-out-OUT!-MOVE!-NOW!!!  Hated that.",0
Did end up taking the kids for a swim @ the club. home now enjoying a glass of Sangiovese while grilling steaks for dinner. The good life,1
"Time for bed, if i can sleep! Night twitter",1
my heart goes "tweet tweet!" when he talks about us being together  this girl is content and living the life she LOVES! <3 <3 <3,1
This weather is poop. Bet it's sunny in Venice Beach,0
"OMFG ??????? ?????? hardcore day  ??? ??? ??????????? ?? ?????? ?????? ???????? ???-?? ??????, ?????? ? ???????.. not nice",0
"@jimkerr09 Good morning Jim, are you in a better mood today? - Are the rehearsals goes well?Wish you a nice day...& see you on Wednesday",1
"@AndeeD  hey thanks! seems a pity not to eat it, sounds fairly nutritious",1
@madguy000 skyfire is a browser.gravity on the other hand is a twitter client.i cant use either coz both are sym v 3 softwares.,0
Time to go in bebe's kids have arived,0
wishing love didn't hurt,0
"Yes i agree, it hurts when people  say "That's so gay."",0
"Just rang my mum,, she's good but this new chemo is making her so sleepy  .Me & baby girl will take her out on Sunday  love you mum x",0
after lunch my friends cme over here in my pad and we hung out,1
@milkshakex3 yeah i'll go on my email now. if my internet lets me go on hotmail.com of course,0
Vivement le retour de ma voix...I miss singing,0
Great relaxin Sat after a great nite out.,1
@Zaidah1 I was disappointed as well.  I had high expectations and left the movies saddened.,0
Charmouth windier than Lyme. still beautifully sunny though. No chips.,0
"@maxvaliquette get out of town, congrats!  I wrote that Durex submission w/ D'Abramo",1
@apdesch because he doesn't like you,0
Just realized I can't get that 2.3k miu miu bag  #fb,0
"listening to conquest, the white stripes. feels like pins pricking my fingers after too much guitar practice...ah well. job well done.",1
couldn't sleep last night due to being immolated in my bed. Extremely tired now as a result,0
history project,0
@Sparkie89 be quiet you! This is quality entertainment! I have to go out soon which I'm very upset about,0
"@saamm i agree sammy, im here if you need to talk  ♥",1
"wishes guys would stop playing her like an old strung out violin. also, going back to ithaca regrettably. back to that",0
"@CosmicMother News to me also but sounds good, and smilin now",1
"just like i promised, 1 more follower today & you guys get a shout out videooo",1
"Ate soooooooooooooo much, i feel like a cow.... gotta go workey now",0
"@mightyvanessa Hahaha, that's a cool pic that Sal made of Daniel and you. lol.",1
gahh another busy weekend !!! I have no time at all to do anything !!! busy busy bee ! bzz bzz,1
@markaaronjames just got better quality vid on iChat thank Skype. Skype kept cutting out. Will experiment further,1
That was a great game of apples to apples  #squarespace,1
senior graduationnnnnn! ahhhh alll my friends are graduating,0
@Runew0lf Glad it went well,1
Huge queue at hotel check in,0
@OntarioDdubfan I've been good.  How are you?  I just wish that I was closer   Have I missed anything??,0
@JayksWorld fuck yeah bro! u knowww it  only fucks wid the REALIST! loveee you!,1
Fuckin amelia and her cats making me sneeze all over the place and itch to,0
I'm looking forward to watching the Rugby later at a festive pub,1
Breakfast then Work  so tired really wanna go back to sleep,0
Father's day would be nice if you were still here,0
@HoLLyWooDAiNTi oh ok....well to each his own right?,1
@iDREAMofMIMI hey  I think Alexis has some. I'll ask her & send em 2 u. Let me know about any NY or Miami events. I'm due 4 a MIA trip.,1
"@northernrach ah thats better haha, yeah i checked, im gonna apply in the morning.",1
@slimdollars we can rock with those too. No ketchup on mine though LOL,1
today should be fun  just got invited to go to LA with some friends,1
@SherriEShepherd  how is the most beautiful  talk show host  tonight,1
i hate when the low fuel light comes on in my car  i'm hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy!,0
2 more updates GUYS,1
@whatchandrasaid thanks for that info.,1
@bradmiska Still got an extra ticket if you want to find a teleporter.,1
Graduates today,1
"Never doubt that a small updates of thoughtful, committed Tweeps can change the world. -Margaret Mead (paraphrase)",1
@Ratspeaker Yea 4th edition is kinda dumb. What day do they play 3.5 again? I may have to join for summer because my D&D group are gone.,0
2 hours to go before leaving the south again,0
"@PatsyTravers @emilymatthews I don't hate him, that just sounds evil",0
MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME TONIGHT!!!!,1
@MikeyMcFly same shit lol.. sleepy.. but i need to charge my phone. so i have to stay up  .. what's your excuse? lol,0
they seriously need to make a new cd.,1
@Lark_vamp_ Im so happy u r back  my day has been so boring.,1
sooooo tired i hate having to be at work at 9 am...,0
I've had such bad hayfever these past days,0
@AnthonyCallea I'm pissed off too...I can understand ya friend being upset,0
Bad cramps day again.,0
Watching & listening to @johnlegend Live from Philadelphia. Niiice,1
Has finally found wifi in center parcs... Paintballing and tree trekking was fab!!,1
@LilCease Hmmm sounds good to me lol til next time love!,1
"@steph_davies I'm going with you. ) Yes, and snow! I love snow.  Then italy.. pastas and pizzas. I wanna live thereee.",0
O'Malley was my favorite character on Grey's.   http://bit.ly/MahXC,0
Watching "Hello my Teacher" episode 1 part 2,1
"keyboard cat, you are so good at keyboard...I wish could play instrument",0
Using San Jose Airport Wi-Fi to work on personal branding workshop for next week.  Works great!  Off to Portland OR for long weekend.,1
couldn't break 6m 33s on survival - the light house last night,0
@KeriLuna Hi Keri  ..btw are you still in the 'talent' business? working on shows? I've loved your 'picks' and am dying to see who/where,1
"@BrandonJD  I can't take it seriously, they shouldn't have named after one of the Friends.",1
is sad the "reaper" was cancelled... i really liked that show,0
I think that weekend went by way too quickly.  GO PENS!,1
"Gold at 984 and climbing. My reaction is simultaneously "yikes" and "yay". Hello inflation, goodbye dollar",0
@ddlovato hey demi how are you?  <3,1
"98 degrees, sore throat, and rebuilding a crusher. Just another day in paradise",1
Could imagine if starbucks was actually putting crack in their coffee. We could never tell. I'm so addicted. I need help.,1
Going To School Noww  Guttedd !! x,0
Just got back from the nursery  I miss those kids. Seeing their faces as i walked in 2 say hello was funny! Was fun to hear JESSSS! again!,0
@leliedeann Be very happy and proud that you graduated.  congratz,1
Nedved & Figo both retired  Two modern day greats.,0
"If Bing is successful, what will be the operative verb?  "I binged it, banged it, or bonged it"  ?",1
Dammit! Im forced to study! Why cant i just go 2 bed?!,0
@kevin_nealon he's playing poker in the rear.,1
@Exyso This town has a hundred places to choose from for food.  From taco trucks to fancy.  Welcome to Salem.,1
Jettin home to pack!!! Off early  ready to rock the go go and bring that funk back,1
another WONDERFUL weekend! i almost hate to go back..... damn you mondays!,0
is determined to have a great day at work!!,1
I just came out as kinky to one of my oldest friends and he told me he can't be friends with me anymore. I'm so sad.,0
Twitter is acting really weird,0
Chocolate craving fail - mixed up a batch brownies...but not enough eggs.  #fail,0
I wish my boyfriend would come back soon,0
"I love wyclef and paul simon, so of course, I love this song  ? http://blip.fm/~5if1r",1
@dustinharbin thank you sir! Maybe I'll refer to the little guy as MG from now on.,1
"@DonnieWahlberg Next time, I will stay on your Side  Relaxe full time for you",1
@patchyemoly Happy Birthday hun!! Hope you're having a great time,1
@christiinnaa Same here.  I am working an 8 hour shift on fri sat and sun.  Luckily I enjoy my job... Most of the time,1
Hope your now unbirthday is good too! @The_Kraken!  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7sff8,1
@MinnerDinner My goodness that's horrible.,0
@ShiftyWooten It was an accident don't think that deserves punishment.,0
@johfloh no we didn't. We've forgotten the camera in the car,0
"@Markable bike was stolen while i was in hungary, so i cant get anywhere quickly now, have to stay on campus",0
"I didn't get anything for my dad today! He doesn't want me to spend $ either.same went for Mother's Day.  I did cycle with him today,",0
@klovering Take the day off from work - it's the safest thing to do.,1
@ryszu Not past playing with it in REPL yet,1
Happy but nervous  Just wanna get it over with.,1
@StarrMcLarison ah gotcha that sucks im sorry,0
Scanning external HD for viruses. so many files. huhuhu,0
@drowner1979 Ohhhh  I pulled the 2000 words pulled off in a night!! (with @oliyoung editing help),0
"Ahhh, 2009' MTV music awardss    just hanging out having fun ;D",1
thank you @mgoogs,1
@igortizz  thats a good plan! ~,1
Jons gone now,1
@ShawnKing That was also in the coffee-shop for movie "Zack & Miri make a porno",1
Jazz one got second place  i wanted the cool big sax trophy,0
@Jen_LeBlanc Just hand me a knife...to poke the eye out of the weatherman so he won't tell me that.,1
"home, trying to unwind, my baby girl had her first prom  I missed it, daddy took great pictures! glad to be home, got my puppies too!!!",0
Next thing you know it's gonna be 2010.,0
@MariahCarey When you sing it is like music notes come from your beautiful face  My daughter recognizes you in any pictures! How it be!,1
c'mon smith! don't bugger it up...,0
"@Sufina okei. just did  sorry, didn't see your message until now",1
"#Twitterfon Pro /me like so far, thanks @hsl the silver UI rox lol  hi5",1
"@sirkel well, the iphone *can* tether right now.  att just chooses to not let you. of course, when they do  u will probably have to pay.",0
@Woman_in_White  But no mail for you also means no bills. That is a good thing.,1
@onarollcozies Awww ... I don't think I have spent a full night away from my hubby in over 15 years. I would be suffering unbelievably,0
can't find our wee beast. I's worried,0
has the worst hangover to date!!,0
My allergies are so bad I can't even think straight. This is miserable.,0
@Rolesy Maybe they're buying you a present. Or maybe they're buying ME a present!,1
well the day didnt star the way its suppose to i hope it ends the way is suppose to,0
SO my niece's SECOND birthday is coming up next weekk.. Hmm what should her favorite aunt(MOI) get herr?? teehee  ILoveThatLilBrat,1
@ladyjai87 @JammieAdams happy birthday!! Hope u have a blessed one  ~Thank you lil momma its already blessed He woke me up this morning ~,1
he keeps makingfun of my typos!,0
Still want to feel better,0
I�m working at the moment,0
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4186948 listen  for  my twitter name,1
"oh, still waiting for the dining set I ordered. Its almost 10 PM.",0
time to workout...day 6 of 30,1
"back in brisbane now  tired as hell, but that wont stop me heading out",0
BF is sick.  I need to take a time out with my freelance work to go help him take care of some things. Poor guy.,0
@NickZelada lucky i get grounded if i do... so i just look emo or gothic as possible and not care about what the people are saying,1
"@tommcfly hahaha you must rock at bass  rio is beautiful, enjoy it haha",1
@sufisingaporean yeahuh!,0
@viaarchitecture Your website seems to be down atm.,0
Who else can look great while eating ice cream!?  (& Mac Dang it do I wanna try Rita's.) http://twitgoo.com/d3k0,1
first load of laundry is in... like 6 more to go.,0
G'Morning  Changeable Lewis weather today - what's new!,1
Not anymore,0
"@Mistymoodle me too, it's very cool",1
@myfabolouslife happens 2 my stupid blackberry all the time,0
ill  got a headache but i gotta revise for my stupid maths exam tomorrow,0
@robsessed_twerd lolz! Same to you,1
I must in diet...  but my stomach hurt..,0
"@CaraScrapNStamp congratulations, I wish you many sales",1
anyone out there who scored a coda license but not needing it. I missed the sale,0
has to go to work soon,0
I dearly miss going to shows & concerts,0
@josespears o melhor video do youtube,1
@hughsbeautiful yes we still have 5ps,1
"holy balls, less than three hours of sleep and I don't care. saying goodbye to one of my best friends soon. this one won't be fun at all.",0
I like the Triple J morning news reporter. She can make mistakes like any other normal person. Titanic sank in 2012? Ok.,1
"@RyanSeacrest It's 3:30 pm in Brazil... Im packing... Actually, I'm twittering haha  I love vacation Mondays.",1
5am bedtime last night?! i am sleeeepy!  gloomy day in CO today. boyfriend left for nepal,0
Mission Statement or something like that  | psykoid.com http://bit.ly/TqdIt,1
"pms, huh",0
I'm perplexed. Why do my some of my otherwise sensible Tweeps think *now* is the best time to share their anti-choice views?,0
I'm gonna dream with you,1
"work sucked, like always. super tired now, and my allergies are horrible",0
"@siansburys I've lost count of the number I've rung today already    Were going to Wales, but I'm due in court on monday!",0
is working...wishin I was somewhere with someone!,1
I need a drink... Whos up for martinis?,1
is cleaning out the media rack... and found the Class of 2003 KGV VCD.  Good Times!,1
"Talking about sex with mah freaky friend. Damn, i'm gonna miss these convos.",0
"@jimmyfallon   You are so talented, and deserve every accolade that comes your way! Continued success in everything you do!",1
I think moving brings out the worst in some people..,0
@MatthewStClair @ the  pool? im jel!!! my pool isnt open yet,0
@LClark4 don't worry most 30 year olds I know still act like they are 21 it just takes them (and myself) 2 days to bounce back,1
Create and use short http://fbuser.com/yourname instead of long Facebook profile or fan page URL  ... #facebook,1
@DavidGuison yea.. you spelled it right. lol. yea i do..rya has one as well..,1
ugh bad day,0
@poynterlubz ano lol 2nd time nah too... shes such a sweet girl  x,1
my lifeee would suck....withoutttt himmm!!!  <3,1
I keep having dreams about @gregjames so I feel like I know him. But I don't.  Lame.,0
@wajakemek same here...  I'm going to the clinic. Can't be too careful.,0
"@bosoxmas Yes I do work on the beach! It's a fabulous job, and I get to see people I know every day there",1
AW TWIT! IT'S SO HOT HERE! EVEN INSIDE THE HOUSE!,0
So I'm back at the crib... Already missing Buffalo,0
"my #zune is officially dead.  Please #microsoft, do me a massive favour and help a lone UK #zune owner out!",0
LARP today - and I want to get a few more photos done.,1
"@Ms_Andews Aww no problem, you looked AMAZING!!!  Glad you had a great time it was great to see you",1
Stuck in science class,0
@AaronMonheim Thanks. I'll bitch at him later. Glad you got there safe/Sorry I missed you yesterday/Have a good summer big bro!,1
happy mothers day to all those special moms out there.... i luv u mommy!!,1
@thecapitan won't be there tonight. Baby J is contagious. We can't even go to the pool,0
@jruizisenberg but im also still learning C++ for OpenGL not ES,0
Escuchando el album BATTLE FOR THE SUN  #Placebo,1
On facebook!!,1
Still no sound,0
i cant madam ... Its official thingi...,1
Busting a mission to the Valley to surprise my dad for his birthday,1
"@alexkontis, @SierraVE looks like my little brother...but my bro has more hairs",1
@sm7catscan oh yes  Definitely!,1
Monday Again...No Mood to go for Office,0
"@jadennation I'm guessing the yummy one? Lucky duck, I still have 1 week until I can have cookies.",0
listening to my love - jason mraz - and getting ready for shoppinggg with the girls,1
@bradleysalmanac I saw Dirty Three back in the early 2000s and the Warren Ellis was really drunk for whatever reason and made it awful.,0
i miss my rock bar bad asses!!!  KAAAAAAAAATE!!!!,1
"@chicagokarl Yes Contiki is pure C. Also does low-power routing, shell, telnetd, httpd, etc., can even post to twitter  http://is.gd/CkR1",1
@allconsoffun *hug* Just because,1
@juliadrab hey julia What's up?,1
@HelloxCodiee oh im sowwies hope it gets well...,1
what a saturday night  #awaresg,0
"@lrkast you listened to it today, therefore it is your fault",1
@rebecca878 start stufying after lunch and loose woman!,1
"@nikkirei21 well i sent you one  BUT OH WELLLL. transformers on 23rd/24th's midnight, oui oui?",0
@Dragonrider80 that's a bummer.,0
@DanaFukkinRose  wha does vet say?,0
@KevinWelchhh excuse me. sike. let's go to the jersey turnpike & jump off.,1
@RoDaSho I don't even know where you are these days... Toronto?,1
@DonnieWahlberg have a FABULOUS time tonight! be safe always  wish i was there!,1
"@jarrodtht it makes me, very, very sad, that you always forget to play in Florida.",0
It's so cold in my house!,0
@faulko1 I will when I get home no probs,1
"i hated geography, was well boring lol. then again pharmaceutical science is too hard  lol. any plans for the night or just chill out? x",0
started weight watchers again today...i really need some encouragement.,0
Forgot all about dinner...I'll grab something quick now then follow my parents' example and go to bed before work tomorrow,1
"like a summer breeze with sunshine yes you are"  Day 26 - Reminds me of you  @iamdiddy You guys did it mayynne!!!! i Love the album,1
@shhshannon later I burped up powder D: it was gross tasting and it make my throat burn,0
"Duke Energy and Progress Energy rank 12 and 36, respectively, on the Top 100 US Corporate Polluters   http://www.peri.umass.edu/toxic100/",0
@_owl_ He's engaged?????  I love Hamish too!!!,0
Didi singing Dance Pe Chance.. Ranjini Haridas is dancing with the kids.. It's all good to see !!,1
@RASHIDIAN wait what? who is that? I am confuuuusseeedd,0
@LovelyLollyB Haha  Glad you decided to look at your options  Whatever will make you happy x,1
getting ready for bed soon  Hopefully another lovely day tomoz,1
"@11394607 I'm not yet in Manila. I'll be moving in my new apartment by next week, probably on Monday.",1
"Eatting a popsicle, sun burnt, thinking about you and missing you already  i dont like this.",0
I was planning on going to the softball games tonight. but it's too hot!!,0
@XChadballX link didn't work,0
@daynah I thought the G2 was released only in Europe (UK etc) unless it is out in the US already. Lucky!,1
"@SFXMissJess Thanks-- I'm certainly going to try.  just gotta finish the obligatory E3 blog entry, then pill and bed.",1
"good, they brought tha otherr booz shannon brown & jordan farmar out!!  Where's my luke walton?",0
i just wish cody was here,0
just read the "some Italian words" section in the back of her tour guide and she got so excited her tummy flipped.,1
@nataliemccallum as if your there  it's crazy... you find everyone lol.,1
"@SpongegirlCS Heh, how did you know that's why I was so happy? Hopefully I'll be happy again shortly.",1
working today  however I pray for etime and i worry about my gma who has a dr appointment for her rotator cuff.,0
@T_i_tab_bid im just b.sing about the i-toy,1
@brealmercy aww what happened?,0
"@KellyNg With mainstream media's reporting & the increasing occurrence of the fail whale, you know eventually your friends will catch on",1
Cleaning today.  Looking for a job. But I don't want to work at a fast food place. Any suggestions?,0
Hi aunt Portia:^) congrats on birth of Eva:^) i am watching Ghost Whisperer! Have a great wekend and tweet when u can!  -no worries,1
I hear the ice cream man but I dont see him,0
i wanna relive last night's concert!!,0
its my birthday in 9 daysss and i don't know what to do for it!?!,0
@paulecaule hm  ... eu te tenho no orkut?,0
Just off for some lunch ................,1
"Listening to "There is No One" by Jason Morant, haven't heard it in a long while. It's getting me all choked up.",1
"blah working graveyard tonight , lucky me , omg we had a nice day in washington state today it got up to 85 where i'm at  love summer",1
@nosh1984 ah man...! I missed ur live show..,0
Damn sore throat!! Grrr,0
@heathermorganr I hope you mean "Dexter's Laboratory"  http://bit.ly/XXTDH,1
@SincereRomantic I tried youtube no luck yet  how long was she on for?,0
@SEO_RPG I know...that's not nice...,0
*sigh* its never going to happen  - http://tweet.sg,0
follow @michelearseneau,1
I just want to go homeeeee!,0
"@gilcnaan rats. And yes, thoroughly committed. Try @Galia, though",1
@ohmygoshMeshell would you like to be the co mother to my growing beans!?!?!,1
"I bloody hate being bored, i got nothing to doooooo!!?  - Thank you Linley for showing me that song lol cant believe i never heard it be4",0
@JLSOfficial I WNAT TO SEE THIS PIC!! lool and at least ur doin sumthin fun im revising biology,0
Ugh! One of my pots fell off the milkcan - a bit of a mess to clean up,0
"sau saal jiyo tum jaan meri  http://bit.ly/Pj27i  the lovely voice of Dilraj Kaur, sounds so much like Ashaji..",1
@JEWNNBUGG Take care of yourself!! Keep me posted for sure!! Love you and let me know if you need anything!!,1
@GadgetVirtuoso Handcuffs are for amateurs. We use cuffs,1
"Up and at 'em today! Just had a nice breakfast while watching KXLY, checking email, networking sites and packing lunch for the kiddo!",1
"@harmlesskitty well, if PT was better... much, much, better...  it's really mainly education & *proper* training that's required.",1
"So, webinar done, everyone on receive mode only this time",1
is it EVER going to be summer!?!?!,0
screwed my Sigma 70~300 mm Telephoto Lens .. It won't autofocus now..,0
@officialTila how I feel. *sigh*,1
just got home.. like 5 hours early,0
@JOSIElistic i shall when i get home ill email them yah,1
; no school tomorrow or thursday,1
@justinlevy gracias!   ps - my mom says hi!,1
@_DINA will be good to have you as a #BlackBerry user #followfriday,1
@laurenevail go free trade - I love "Just Us!" brand,1
had a great weekend. so much fun ;) ha ha. Can't wait to hear Miley's hugeee announcement,1
"@thattalldude Did I say congrats? If not, a belated congrats",1
lost one contact and is blind without them.  Will have to get new ones.,0
Ugh. Did mosquitos feast on my face while I was asleep? Or has time reversed and am I just 13 again? This thing is enormous...,0
It's going to pour! HAHAHA,1
Hard to be witty when one is at their wits end,0
@prateekgupta ohk thats good,1
@alicia_luvs_u Hahahhaa that's funny! Ps. Some guy tweeted LOL to me  idk why he's laughing! hahhaha,0
"had lovely w/e; sunny, gud food, xelent cmpany, gr8 2 forget lifes hiccups for a bit",1
@BrianLockwood thanks  I seem to have a high-speed obsession at the moment!,1
"@amara_m Yes I did, and that is why you are the Boss",1
Got in trouble for going out side. So my mommy put me in my cage,0
yayy both the acts i wanted to go through did woohooo,1
@bikerbar Ha! Mostly curious about who adds/drops based on "I think you're an idiot if you like what I am saying"-format. Nice paradox,1
Im sitting here lost in transition  this wordpress is bugging me and I will not stop till I figure it out grrrh,0
NOTE:past can never be the future,0
"I'm on vacation in New Jersey, but it's pouring rain.",0
@shaynizzle ill be okay when I see you guys again,1
@devinxrhodes that picture makes me miss the beach so much!,0
@Dark_Secrets. It looks great!  Can't wait to write more posts for it. The plot's so much fun already!,1
@jordanknight I'm not there  Wish I was... I miss you! Come to EUROPE!! Love you my Knight! Kisses from Finland,0
@Negleyjj JACOB!!!!!!!!!!  Welcome to twitter!,1
Sat on my balcony listening to Lionel do Easy at Emirates Staduim- amazing! Shame Blue got involved in it,0
No 3.0 update for me yet,0
"@caniszczyk we'd probably have done it differently if we didn't have a whole legacy plugin layer to support. How, I'm not so sure.",1
"@iluvwentzXstump does your mom really wanna pay for the ATL tickets too? hehe, ily2 you foo",1
@JoeJonas1Fan1 Goodnight ! sweet dreams to yoou,1
@caseysevenfold NOOO. what time will you get there then?,0
forever lasting cheese for you. but it was in a different isle and i didn't feel like walking there. sorry @sofsterrawr,0
@UhHuhHerMusic Congrats Lakers ! Great game,1
missed Sam's spin tonight because of stooopid work  boo. http://plurk.com/p/vinwj,0
Late night shopping at Meijer,1
"@nikkyl17, not yet! i checked mail today and only had school things. will check tomorrow!",1
"@vmcconville Certainly was Vince - 3 hours there, 4 hour meeting and 3 hours back - Im shattered now and have to move this weekend!!!",1
kadens comming down for the summer cant wait for tomorrow,1
@fiederels Morning Els. Hope you�re getting out in the sun,1
Loooks like Michael has swine flu  Charlie to get the  Tamiflu jag today.,0
@mcarta7 I love you too,1
@iblogbetter I got mosbied a few weeks ago. it's awkward city,0
Not feeling so great.  not looking forward to work. Boo,0
@nkotb just wondering when we'll be getting our cruise m&g pictures....,1
"Urghh, I'm gonna do my project now  don't wanna waste valuable weekend time",0
wishes she could pull off red lipstick,0
"josh just left for work, going to see mom and dad for a little bit, betty- glad mike is doing ok, like i said if you need me just call",1
"@selenagomez i love you soo much giiiirl, you have such an amazing voiice love all what you do plezzz reply me",0
"@longwave Tempting. Not Alton Towers, it's a bit far these days. But a day out. Hmmmm...",1
"@tommcfly http://twitpic.com/6g55n this one  i like the colours! you've already had a b&w one, so have this!",1
i can't focus to save my life. i gotta get through this damn class before tonight,0
Twitter is up again but I am down with cold,0
"I haven't updated Twitter all day...weird. Had a good day with @Roossalliee, anyhow",1
@DylanJobe Mine finally activated last night. C&P is great as is multi del in pic roll. MMS is not their though,0
#Oceania Cruises charges clients banking fee on top of final payment. Wassup with that? Now I have upset clients and I have more work.,0
"Grrrr, im irritated at my blog not posting",0
@lisamarg70 awww good night then,1
@Ginger_Magician tomorrow night,0
"@surfclubhit awwww  I hope you feel better soon, Hit!",0
@PandaMayhem @Donnie_Lover Village Inn this am was splendid!!! I couldn't eat my pancakes tho.,0
@fuzzone the guys at @smashingmag are awesome,1
i have found another natbite. totalling at 11 now - fgs. they are SO inchy  bad times.,0
Sleeeeeeeeppppy on the train,0
Man today is a rough day....and its only 1030am...,0
@XanaduBTherapy I'm off from the day job today...so it has to be wonderful!  Hope you are having a great morning as well!!,1
"Right, on my way. I wonder if I will manage a tweet from the airport! It'll be my first airport tweet haha. See you on the other side!",1
I need to get a hold of this acid reflux bit that has taken me. It's really becoming annoying.,0
Going to do hip hop in fitness class! Yay!,1
"@starleigh2000 Yeah it's actually 8 hours and 40 minutes, I was being wishful. I was napping earlier and forgot it was Sunday. Ugh.",0
"@GeorgeWBRU Yup, just un-indented your paragraphs...hope you don't mind.  Nice work!",1
"I really need to head to the gym, but the lazy bug is creeping in on me",0
@ShianneCampbell if that's your biggest worry... u're in for a surprize  independand little suckers. And I just love them and want more,1
The plan was to go to mamitas beach at #playadelcarmen. I just woke up. Yesterday I got drunk (8) tequila tequila (8) and came back @ 4am,1
no0o0o0o0o0 mommy i dont want to go to work in the morning,0
Night peeps. Hope you all had a great day! Untill tomorrow.,1
converting some video files for an ipod video i replaced the lcd on today,1
too early  I need more sleep,0
@semel Are you using an IE?,1
"I know I haven't uploaded a vid in ages, but I don't remember it taking this long!",0
"@malakhgabriel So sad that the woman in suspenders is sitting on a mannequin, and not another woman.",0
@petterm just dreamt a horrible Nightmare about you,0
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.,1
Do not want to go to vermont,0
has had the best weekend ever!! Sisters wedding on friday then just with family close friends yesterday today just relaxing with Bronagh,1
"@Auchentrae oh no hat off ring off gold chan off , now do you love me again ? please please please LOL",1
@lucullian Could you send some warmth to us in chilly Sweden? Pliiiiiis...,1
"@tommcfly  Good Luck in Argentina, i wish i could be there",0
@TESTfrumPG I was sending to many @replies  lol..I reached the limit..smh..ima just start tlkn to yall on yahoo or something..=/,0
I'm always single on my bday  who's gonna spend my real bday with me now?,0
@mylifeisdope My 17 month old VIZIO TV lost it's picture. WTF?  Gonna cost more to fix it than a new one. WTF?,0
@PinkAustralia Wishes I was going! Cant wait!!! Getting impatient.,1
"@RajaSen haha,that's the unique-est way someone's introduced themselves to me...but i like itttttt!!!! looking forward to ur awesomeness!",1
feeling a litle sad,0
is looking forward to @virginmedia upgrade to 10mbps,1
@dannymacfly Você é BonitO - Male to "Você é bonita" that you always say  Tweet Tweet,1
@megancrossett  i love thunderstorms,1
@showtimeBDR damn no taters for you,0
@Eazee chas was at the door! I love her,1
@ work waaayyy 2 early... good... gives me time 2 take a quick nap. Anotha runnin event 2day  ijuswannasleep,0
"@CollectorManiac Dunno, just feel really down",0
@TrishaSalonga HEY! see you there ah!,1
@James_McC I really want to but it's going to be really hard for me to get time off,0
"is using notebook during bath a sign of addiction? ...naaah, I don't think so...",1
radiance was her name was aweeeesome tonight  got a free logic ind. shirt. its freakin tiiiight,1
"today is sunday, I woke up at 11:00 am, fourty minuts ago, and I still don't know what am I going to do... oh!, I'm bored tooo...",0
". @audreystats @BlackNails75 Thx for playin' some of my favs tonight!  @djdisconnect 's powernoize is always a workout, too! Thx all!",1
@mkupnhair dang i didn't get that msg,0
"@iveeanne I wish he did have twitter, but I don't think he does.   It would have been fun to bully him! LOL",0
WHAT?! Will.i.am has cut his dreads off. And the video for Boom Boom Pow ain't on much hypes. Falling out of love a bit...,0
#myweakness My kids begging me for snuggles. Oh and running chix with bouncy pony tails ;-) oh and my wife of course and her bouncy tail,1
"can't choose between majors  So I might double major instead  Psych & MBB? We'll see!  Goodnight, twitter world!",0
@mmohere im not from US or EU sorry,1
Follow @persiankiwi. I don't like the rumours... And I fear the worst,0
@JackieLight miss you too,0
@vegasmom728 It should air on Saturday night at 9 PM  And check out www.harpersglobe.com during the week! #harpersglobe,1
"Before 12 on a Saturday and I'm already ready to go! Today, I'm doing pre-flight checks on the BMW in preparation for Autobahn tomorrow",1
"YO, by the way, i'm a strong believer that Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself and that it was Courtney fricken Love that killed him..",0
Is excited again.,1
http://twitpic.com/66172 - fresh painted sneaks @UVS inspired. please dont sue me. i love it!  thanks gelo,1
http://twitpic.com/6stxb - my new ink. it's on both sides,1
"i would love 2 wake n bake right now, but i cant.",0
We lost.  But Dockyard's Wave Of Mutilation was RAD!,0
@AccessForAll Not yet,1
I canNOT sleep  I have to be up in like 4 hours...,0
is very distraught. her camera might have met its end.,0
"@corey_latislaw sorry to hear about your ankle Corey, but congratulations on the weight loss and muscle gain!",1
@happydoggies Hi Kaye! How are your windmills going? Mine are spinning like crazy! Keeps life interesting,1
@xMoonyx yup lol i'm gonna get addicted 2 it since i'm off skool & its raining again in Ireland no more lovely weather!!!,0
@rubymaree i missed our sunday morning convos lmao,1
@ruSh_Me Well you broke his heart and he killed his twitter handle,0
has been unplugged all da until now... did the lack of status changes give it away?,1
"@lenje - We've run out of stock, we grabbed the two cups and finished them at once.",1
@freemybrain This was the greatest compliment ever! Thank you Megan I enjoy following you…,1
@ohsojelly And Junior's looking fluffy!,1
heading to London on saturday.. away from gay sunny Brighton,0
"Oh no! Finish school NEXT Tuesday. But that means I only have one exam this week, Monday, then I'm free so all is still well.",1
Out with the girls for the nightt,1
Sooooooooooooooooooooo happy birthday to me! im the birthday princess...im old but  cuteeeeeeeeee,1
"Been spending the day sleeping off Penang..Exec mode starts tomorrow,hopefully...with the BPL over,Im finding weekends harder to face..",0
@jordanknight TINK at 6:30 goodness I am begining to hate TINK,1
@fourzerotwo Great job I hope the snow mobiles make an appearance in multiplayer,1
"I am slightly annoyed right now, and in result, I can't sleep",0
@ltdan Right on.   Do you have a Nfld connection? Sounds like you are a local or regular visitor.,1
"leaving for bamboozle... this rain needs to not be in jersey when i get there!! ok, bye twitter world - friends call me if you need me",1
is awake TO LATE because nobody woke me up to go running..  now ...i have to sweat in then bloody heat,0
Had a good day at the zoo.... But lost a koala,0
probably won't get any sleep tonight.,0
"Did the garden, free of weeds, kids having fun with magic water clown!  Weather conditions are perfect",1
It appears Twitter have fixed where people's updates are coming from!,1
@_annabanana see when you get on. i'm not on.  what's your addy? maybe i have the wrong one. xo,0
"Haven't had a good week this week  feel very low, like i'm losing the plot!!!",0
There's absolutely nothing to watch on telly,0
@mbpeppah yea but unfotunately im at work so I didn't drink any,0
HAY OMG GO TO ADDICTINGGAMES.COM AND PLAY SARAS SUPER SPA ITS FREAKING ADDICTING ive been playing it for 8 hours,1
@bennsu 5 days. I cant live off smoothies for 5 days,0
it's my birthday tomorrow!!,1
@peeluh Eww no cuz there's no ariel!,0
@ddlovato have fun on vacation demi! you deserve it,1
The new day is a great big fish!,1
TTYN BOWHEAD <3 ill be your bff,0
@psycatron henry of the von variety I think,1
"@Spackle100 oh ya, I do my curls with the rs4",1
looking forward to fresh air and exercise on the cycle ride home,1
@AlleeByDefault I'm camping this weekend  not back till sunday,0
@saaem Once again I wish I had speakers.,0
@josiahvilla that's not very nice of you...,0
I'm home! I just wanna sleep some more,0
@rocishot OMG! When do u leave? I gotta see u...,0
@SoulIsTheGoal fuck you,0
go home late and wake up late...,0
My name is Earl was cancelled   #saveearl,0
@LaLaland93 i know.. but why don't you like her? :O  <33,0
Guess #QuickPwn again won't come out tonight  Time to sleep. Wake me up when it's there. #jailbreak #quickpwn,0
@chadsmith  why is that?,0
Can't do a VEDA video today cause my flipcam is out of batteries,0
Working the day job   UGH  I so hate it here!!!,0
Woke up 2 min. Ago. I love waking up late at SaterdAy sometimez. Yeeeeah  hah,1
"@MRGOULD F*ing Touts. Tried to get tickets @10am this morning and there sold out. Can get 2 for £240 quid,Gutted!!! Been waiting 14 years",0
@jadeycakes1992 Thank You So Much For making The Video LOVE IT!!! !  KISS!,1
"@drspectrum sorry i didnt respond earlier, battery died",0
first day of class!.. whew!..,1
"@meara76 it's the sentiment that counts, though, surely?",1
"@ermadea LOL, hello love. ta for the giggle, got pissed to the eyeballs last night and feeling like a wretched cow, but now on the mend",1
@ddlovato i loveeeee that movie!!! It's so cute,1
so i couldnt even get wat i wanted i was so mad cuz my coup expires 2morro so i left and got stufd crust digorno style lol,0
where can i download adobe photoshop?,0
@UndressJess hide it from you or me?   the pixes totally rock!!,1
nehj just said "he's cnc!" cute and kind  isn't it should be cnK what the heck? i guess youre totally lost nehj,1
i just woke up and remembered theres no school!!! life is good  xxxxxx,1
P.S. Just saw a video of Zachary Quinto which made me a little upset...,0
"@thecrumb Yeah, you need to set it to the "almost frozen but still slushy and drinkable" setting",1
i<3sundays going 2 outback 2day w/ PG  wicked excited 4 the onion thing&bread,1
"Very very poor now, but the clothes show was wiiicked  FREESTUFFFREESTUFF",1
@xiaoyi Thank you as always for your retweet,1
Im at the movies wit @chikkis and the guys watching Wolverine,1
At work. 3hours left to go back home,0
@Soloapple You still have school?  It's summer for me.,0
looking at places in LA & road trip soon to come,1
"@tommyreilly no, we can see it if you reply to ourselves, or someone we're following. Good huh?  Listening to your stuff atm ;)",1
Damn can't get ipod 3.0 softwere yet need to wait till tomorrow,0
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD!Sorry I couldn't be @ home,0
Lovely morning in Aberdeenshire! Shame I'm in the taxi on my way to ABZ airport  0%  http://twitpic.com/7iu0l http://twitpic.com/7iu0t,0
"@meryine HCD?, u lost me? sowwy i am slow like that....",0
can not sleep yet again...not looking forward to typing this other paper!,0
So I saw where I puked last week. I puked on a cross.,0
@teaii we are in school until June 18th. I'll be on a plane on the 20th.,1
@lostducky0013 only cos i got headbuttd and crashed into the tv  but now im better D,0
Dance Flick actually NOT that good!,0
Poor little Holly will be up all night preparing her act for tomorrow,0
my show is over til august.. nothing to watch now,0
I had a weird dream....I met @yelyahwilliams (Hayley from Paramore) andd I started to cry....alot  best dream ever lol,1
@kirstiealley great.. i love cussing  hehe,1
I hope I finish editing my Movie tomorrow!! I can't wait to finish exams and start mass producing videos,1
I had a super good idea before i went to bed. - But i forgot it  http://tumblr.com/x261yvog1,0
hoping everyone who is lining up and buying a Palm Pre today is getting one and enjoying it  #palmpre,1
@dustmop It seems the link to your website in your profile is broken.,0
Wow. this girl is amazing,1
@kimdy sureee. ) mee too!  ;;) ),1
@nyxed   Hope you get less sneezy soon.,0
@avweije76 I'm about ready to do that  maybe some @kinagrannis music to pass the time.,0
At cornfest and its a lovely day with ruby and alissa.,1
@caldjr yeh no problem  I needed reminding how awesome he is this morning,1
@lizbastian trees are for sure worth tears. I sent my neighbor who lost four GIANT old house-covering Elms many heartfelt condolences.,0
"@delta_goodrem haha! Coathangers are VERY frustrating!! Hope moving is going well lovely  much love, jess xo",1
@TravDave O maaan I hope everything is ok .. u have my best wishes,0
"@ScotchHobbyist in relation to the two other PA i am  The 17th is more Caol Ila stile, but i like the fruityness of the 25 & CS more.",1
@kirstiealley hellooooo Kirstie,1
the rainy season is start..?? I don't know..but.. Seoul is rainy day,0
just heard about the airfrance plane  Not good news for someone who is flying tomorrow,0
@CSOonline hey it's twitter we're used to being pummeled with weird stuff,1
It's official: almost every designer here has an iPhone.  #AIGA_09LR,1
@nikkigil wish me luck please! school opening tomorrow! i love you so much Ate Nikki! goodluck on your rehearsals xoxo,1
Headed to my storage unit to pick up more clothes and shoes that I forgot about,1
"@MAMK congratulations, herr professor MAMK!",1
YAY were done!!!!,1
is enjoying family time. Hoping to be able to make a graceful exit and enjoy some friend time soon,1
and back to work,0
im so sad i didnt get to go to the jonas brothers uk gig  i love them so much .. but i wasnt allowed to skip school :-/,0
omg everyday i lose at least 2 followers,0
Wah a headache it hurts alot,0
@onewayadv I love your background!  I think mine needs help,0
@thaaisouza Hey! Lembra de mim do show de ontem? Danielle,1
@georgesampson Rrrrrrrrrr Gutted I Missed You At Liverpool  x,0
@bangtrim: FollowFriday - evry Friday U send blind 'shout out' recommending ppl U like.Try http://twendz.com & srch followfriday!,1
grabe walang makausap.  loner. hah!,0
"@dafwyn gytud  @MagicMillz off i saethu Mountain Bikes mewn coedwig, so dw yn yr un sefyllfa. Llygaid gwrthod cau. Dammit.",0
@NicaDivine I had to wrk,0
now that the alcohol is wearing off my cold is coming back  *sniffle*,0
"@dreadw i won't be able to hear them, the music will most likely still be too loud",1
@TheEllenShow my best pal & I wud love 2 win tickets to your show... but from Hong Kong... it's so far!,0
@WendyMerron Congrats on Tiffany steal! I'll be having yard sale here soon. Just moved. Have way too much stuff!,1
@KatsManDEW oh there really is maintenance now   What happened??,0
@Buxtonband : "All we need to do is get that track played in clubs and you guys are set!",1
I like keeping Saltine's in my desk drawer... they are good for queasy bellies.,0
and....he's gone.,0
@Locket2you oh congrats to mrsLocket! that's pretty cute,1
"Damn @beatlejase and @hagelstam are talented - the Chip Hanna video was SO groovy. Awesome work, you guys!!!  http://www.vimeo.com/4918561",1
getting ready to sleep in the living room.. a/c on my side of the house is broken.,0
i think i just lostmy bestfreind,0
I'm watching the "Cold Case" eppisode where david_henrie appear   just Hot!!!,1
Another day of lugging sleepers around   and they are heavy. Can hear my back creaking already,0
"Holy tomatoes, that was exhausting!!!  I shall have some fabulous pics to add to my "Small Town" project.",1
Freedom! Ps 28 outta 30 on exam #2  http://mypict.me/3Vqd,1
justins gone,0
Work till 6:30  feel free to come say hello.,0
has got a fucking science exam on tuesday how depressing  oh well lol Seanny i love you so much i cant describe it!joke!your just sluttyxx,0
"@robineccles Undoubtedly, Left or right should not impair health, education or business",1
@Enigma32 you're welcome Mel *hugs* glad to hear your feeling better,1
Hello everyone. Not only did I BEAT JEFFREY on this one sac..I got the same result as him in the exam,1
"@Covergirl1985 he pointed at me and told me to come down to the stage. i was like, "me?" but never did b/c of the chaos down in front.",0
Hmmmmm  why are you leaving me again? Choked for sure,0
Two monthes from today I'll be on my honeymoon!!!! Wedding in 60 days!!!!,1
@velmadaria i'm still thinking about that *FKC* meal I missed yesterday,0
Dreaming with a Broken Heart-John Mayor. He never ceases to amaze me,1
What a day for golf. Why oh why do I have to revise today?,0
listening to sad songs,0
@ItsNeet where are we gonna see the live webcam feed Anita? on the same player?,1
@willfox enjoy yourself man,1
mhmm :/ school txt mehh wishing still  <3ily,0
...very boring,0
Waking up after just 5 hours of sleep..... Just have to much on my mind,0
he is Andrew by the way...,1
FMyLife.com wont let me click  and my yahoo mail has been fucked all day :'(,0
i'm tired u guuuuuys...where was the weekend i lost it again...grrr....oh well at least its sunny outside,1
"is sleepy, and excited to get to spend the day with @ashleytisdale and shane tomorrow",1
this sun thing is getting stupid now.it is so hot i have to stay indoors,0
is going to Disney! Trip is booked!,1
waiting for my teacher to get here. math review 9-11:30. goodness i cant take 3 hours of math so im guna leave early,1
Check out @japh's awesome new website  http://satellitedev.com/ and follow @satellitedev,1
no one wants to play my pocket aces,0
Out getting ice creamm!!... So tired,0
@NerudaXVII i wanted to do popular music but its not offered!  music in the sixties? or do popular china. with me.,0
@kreacheryl yes we are cause i bet you'd look better than me,0
I can't see you,0
I can't wait till friday,1
"@SWITCHTHEDREAM hmmmm...bring me a Honey Bacon Club, no onions or tomatoes, On white, Large!  luv Ya! muuuuuuuuaaaah!!! LOL",1
"@heykim I am a tool newbie on FriendFeed, but you now have a subscriber.",1
@jacobstapp Any mention of beach + vacation sounds exotic to me,1
i wonder what all today has in store for me...hmmm.....should be interesting,1
"@chelsea_playboy DAMN!! that would suck, you would of had so much fun aye",1
Hate sunday nights   need more time for weekends !!,0
Very very very very worried about caleb,0
ugh bed. don't want tomorrow to come.. it's sunday,0
@TweetBrazil A brazil tweeter.,1
is sad that Jason Statham closed his twitter account,0
@alexandrahalle i wish i could b there....,0
why dont i have Pretty Woman on DVD,0
wanna eat something sweet.. chocolate!,1
Didn't think I'd say this so soon after last night's giant cupcake...but I really want chocolate! I have none,0
i love my friends and i hate to know that they're hurting. very much affected... i really really want them to be happy...,0
@HousePlanet Wicked man thank you! I don't think it wll get a full release ever sadly. The sample is hard to clear,0
@OplusS that means a lot coming from you. i will absolutely report and likely write a review on musebin.,1
is in the mood for quizzes  http://plurk.com/p/xgtb1,1
Donevwith work bored with nothing but my thoughts,0
"Daughters boyfriends car parked in our driveway, I misjudged how close when I backed up and knocked off his rearview mirror",0
@Hilldeshaun Hill The word on the street is you need a new logo. Pick me pick me I am full of creativeness,1
happy to be home again,1
i need to pray more. I'm full of anger again.... in my head,0
@YatPundit The kids weren't the problem but our Trixie Cat let me sleep til 6a.,1
Ticky is  having sweet in heart.,1
Our class is so boring,0
"@mcuban go mavs, i have the spurs",1
Yay!!! I got everything I needed from Target for less than $100!!!  Off to the gym!,1
"@jls turns out no vcr.  sorry, but i'll keep an eye out should you need one in the future.",0
"Happy Birthday to the best big brother ever, BigBen",1
OFFLINE.. BYE TWITTER.. BE BACK ON FRIDAY,1
@Zumafire was that a rare game? still need to sell a few myself.,0
"just came from dinner, ehh, not feeling so good  should have just cooked",0
@stephgracetan I'm interning with Food Republic in Shanghai. It's pretty interesting  I love eating honeystars with milk too! cheers!!!,1
@TMankin THANK U for clarifying the last initial!,1
So close to being done! Then its time to be stuck at home,0
My next door neighbour reminded me today just how long it's been since I graduated from uni. And how long I've been in my current job,0
Yessssss for Diversity!!!!! Sad that Aiden didn't make top 3  what the HELL was with Susan Boyle lifting up her skirt at the end????,0
"my girlfriend still likes sesame st, and so do I",1
@Silverlines - My point of view is that marriage itself is already full of headaches. But who knows,1
Lovin 90210!!! Tryin to follow the cast but it won't let me follow shenae grimes!  Can't wait for tomorrow!!!,0
@Kimyatta man I sure have been sitting by the phone for a long time,0
My dishwasher is broken.,0
@Journeywoman Ha!  You thought you were gonna bust us didn't you?  Neither 1 of us had our phones - you would have been very proud,1
@PalmPreApps Hey guy the link for Palm is dead!,1
kristin stewertvis awwwwwkward. and  OMG NEW MOON LOOKS AMAZINGGGG taylor launtner omgggg do me. too many tweets sorry,0
@kpbslu06 Booo!  I got it on HD plus peaking at Titanic.   Beam over and lets check it out!,1
@RubyRose1 yeh very true but stil why wud u do that makes angry gah but pfft..lest u are happy for who u are whocares wat other ppl think,1
"@MediaMavenMyrna yes you can, have a good rest",1
@conawillvlog me either  I have to work,0
@pinkyakajayr welcome erstmal  Hast du dir ein #android geholt?,1
"I want a strawberry milkshake from Mcdonalds, shame i cant get there",0
Hyperwords is growing on me!!!Was annoying at first but it's great for flipping between languages,1
scrap cairns; writing an assignment for hoffffy.,0
volleyball last night and softball game tonight...soooo glad to be playing sports again,1
going to buy a new shoes,1
@Michael_Moore a key comman to mine or other stuff? well some stuff i can do but im standing by a vein and cant own it!,0
WWE Extreme Rules PPV Thumbs Down,0
"Bought tickets, made hotel reservation. Ready to meet some real developers",1
#twhirl is suffering epic lag,0
says it's raining hard. I'm afraid that I may get disconnected  http://plurk.com/p/11burr,0
OMG those msgs were supposed to be DMs....  Sorry guys.,0
feels weird today,0
ahhh i dont want to get out of bed,0
"@meaganshea LOL, I used to like CPDs too though. And we're still the only black people on that shit",1
@davidrklein Not sure. Never installed #vista. But the ISO for #windows7 was autodeleted after reporting as corrupt,0
@AshleyM_ I know! I hate that auto and real estate advertising drives everything. I'm afraid ad rates will go up to compensate for lost $,0
@zoecello An old bathtub used as a planter is always a nice touch.,1
Just watched dance flick it was hilarious!!!!,1
@Iris_eleora haha.. you sound soooo tired! you should!!,1
Builders at home and outside my office window. Making my head hurt,0
The Oberlin Scion's battery is dying from lack of use  I need a person there who I can call when there's an issue like this.,0
@MirandaBabydoll yay im in it! i hope i make it to the finals! you better vote for me!  i wanna see my Flo Rida and my Pitbull lol,1
@metaglyph  i checked he is..,1
I more drop the home-why are people booking jobs so late,0
Shoulda brought my camera! Pics from top of eureka skydeck to follow   http://twitpic.com/6q3ne,1
"At work again, such a shame with this weather...",1
"Wow, I just got mentioned on national television TV Azteca as the #1 twitterer in Mexico. Cool!",1
@DawnRichard lmao!! My coworkers and I resight that line very frequently..that's our shit,1
was just at Angels Stadium for EHS's CiF Championship baseball game... they lost,0
Had some sushi for dinner. The dragoneye roll was awesome. Should have taken a picture.,0
@sizzler_chetan: True - And they are hitting Indians hard as well,0
misspelled those wrong,1
An amazing interview with dvArtistry on The Lounge tomorrow!  It's a must read,1
OFFICIALLY DOES NOT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!! They are just not the same guys I loved  U guys lost a fan. Sorry. :/,0
"@helloaberdeen awhhhh, well i'll give you more soild details as soon as i know for sure whats going on okay?",0
"@pavlovlita Hehehe, di daerah Bendhill gitu say. Dpn RS yg gede tuh, apa yah,aku lupa namanya. Mintohardjo yah. Hihi a must try..",1
"@ScarlettHarlott Sadly , I've never seen a single episode. I know , I'm fired , right?",0
"@mschuh Yeah, yay!",1
@kerusdotorg  but it just looks so godawful. Makes me think of regurgitation and the bottom of a toilet bowl.,0
getting colder at night in this season. Feel so especially when waiting the last train,0
shopping for birthdays and babys,1
"Everytime I send an email to my coach, I feel a need to practice.   shitty balls.  Lol",0
since we barely argue..iitz like the end of tha world wen we dew.. well iid rather spend the end of tha world w/ yew,1
(@NotAPretender) High 5 for saturday! It was a good day,1
I wanna throw stuff around. HAHA,0
i cannot seem to commit to twitter daily,0
"it took a long time b/c of writing descs!  wrote a new one for tirloth and pwned!elathrad. i'll probably scrap them tomorrow, but.",1
oh gees. back to work. boo,0
I can't listen to down or knock you down without tearing up   @%#$*!,0
my summer has began! yay can't wait for some LA fun and then Warp Tour 3 shows this year  lip pirecing and Volunterr WORk,0
@SaiGiddy AWWW MAN I AINT EVEN THERR,0
@NovaSky your twittascopes have been somewhat discouraging lately. i hope most of what I read on it is actually happening to you,0
@saxplaya07 Do not get rooms in Williamsburg or Va Beach--you'll pay an arm & leg...Newport News or Hampton,1
Is it wrong that I want the Dabr widget to have a transparent b/g on the icon? Looks untidy on my active desktop,0
@concertchristal agh! lucky!! lol feel free to text me pics! hehe 719 371 0752 if you can that is..,1
Sitin in the house thinkin of what to do today. I really duno what to do.  ani 1 no ani thin to do?? (:,0
Even thanksgiving itis wasn't this bad. I hope this isn't something bad because I'm done with hospitals for 2009,0
@BrentCorrigan00 hope that u'll hv a gr8 day ahead,1
AHHHH! Cant find anything because I have way too much open,0
Just stood outside for half an hour in the pouring rain taking pictures and video of the storm. Got a nice fork lightning picture.  #fb,1
@ebassman: can't wait till new tour  your awesomeee,1
Im still longing for my frozen chocolate banana on a stick,0
"Hey jst fyi all u twitter ppl, Kolton lookd adorable 2day (as usual, of course",1
"The water in my car is so hot, I could stick a tea bag in it. (88 feels like 95  )",0
Soozer scratched my face,0
@dannyswrld We have some ideas but we don't work on platformer yet,1
@Artmaker let me know when you're done.. I'll help promote it,1
@lostaddress amen to that! it's nice to follow that example and have a day off once a week.,1
"I'm vicious, so delicious! ALL the boyz wanna EAT!  Let's get messy-messy wit it!",1
"@charleswilliams scweet!!! there are bikes, ferraris, vipers, monster trucks, great fun!!! you aught to come for sure! every monday",1
isn't a fan of the hot hot weather.  about to gym and gonna catch a movie later!,0
Mmm I feel sooo empty today,0
@moanyboot i pay 4 my 2 and i remember at the time it was roughly 25% for 2 kids. Christ I can't get enuf of my kids. hate dads like that,0
I tied for second in puerto rico with 45 pts.  Ross won with 46. Fucker,1
@StretchLanz82 yes! You better come out to my farm parties,1
@Mr_Golden614 its coo your suppost to be my bro and you never talk to me FAKE and I dnt got nobody to talk to  lol,0
definitely didn't want to leave my comfy bed with my even more comfy bf,0
everyones hating on transformers and I loved it,0
@Lisa_Veronica you're on vernon kay's show on radio 1 tomorrow right? Can't wait to hear it,1
@ThriftyMamaB nope - especially if they are cute,1
Cycling for the whole afternoon....Tiredtiredtired!!!.I just wanna sleep now,0
@RickyDeHaas I knoow  much too long! if your ever in Vancouver let me know,0
@Outofluck182 i know.   and prolly around 4ish today. What time are you gettin your hair did?,0
@straightstreet when did it turn into follow monday now?,1
please don't watch blood: the last vampire ( i think that's the title ).  I've enjoyed episodes of the teletubbies more.,1
"Even though #FF is over, everyone should follow @Laura_Garcia ! She's amazing and she's trying to figure twitter out! HELP HER, LOVE HER",1
is being freaked out by Frito... he sounds like he can't breathe,0
@officialcharice Hi,1
@StewartKris  have a great day kristen!,1
"im off, to my french listening exam  ding, ding round 2",1
Mom woke me up at 6:30 on a SATURDAY!,0
mrs milligan got me cute wee "indian braclets" for coming 3rd in bio test.,1
@popstarmagazine http://twitpic.com/6dj43 - aw! that's such a cute dress! i want to see the front!,1
"absolutely shattered, stuck in a job centre all.day.long...",0
Where did mr. sun go?,0
take a nap,1
Hello everybody...try not to fall a sleep. because thunderstorm kept met awake all night,0
"so got the ok from mom to just wing the exams tomorow!  so i'm done studying, even though I know C R A P!",1
"that's a sad, sad day when your coffee maker dies",0
"Back from hospital. Who is this sweet guy??? I would like to meet him, but I´m too shy to talk to him....",0
"I am not finding motivation to get out of bed, && the 40 hour work week ahead doesn't help",0
"I was going to say something philisophical here, but then I realized I'm dumb as a rock.",1
my gums are itchy,0
quilting buddy spending the night with me. Think we will do wine and cheese and not quilts. Quilt police get a night off,1
I'm SICK of bedtime battles,0
Going to see X-Men soon!  Followed by chinese food... and then paper writing. Talk to everybodeh later! <3,1
AArgh....I don't want thousands of followers...stop the STALKING,0
I want to upload a videooo...  but I will wait a bit I guess,1
Got Tool tickets today and the only available were the farthest back section. Even general admission was sold out,0
@marcthom Ty for the #ff,1
Oh Yea Special Shout out to @ElevatetheGame and @JReedOSU for stoppin in Fitzi's to visit us!!!,1
I would have voted for Upton Sinclair.  He had a utopian vision for the country... too bad there's no way we could pull it off,0
Lovin' It - @thebeachgirl5 FOLLOW THEM!,1
Smores and sweet friends. Yum,1
I've never been sooo PISSED OFF in my entire life! Shit just kept happening YDAY!,0
"Informing random stalkers of what you're doing, one tweet at a time.",1
So is this what they're saying? 'Go shopping with your mother'?,1
@prsvr basement in the worst way,0
6am is bed time but im still not ready! beat the sun though! Thats good! i aint gonna burst into flames! Life is right down Insane! I,1
uhhhmm well im thinkin over a few things. talking on aim (: ask for s/n. watching FRED vidss hess amazingg  <3,1
Happy mother's day to all you mums out there!,1
Time to cry,0
@the_trav Ding! Grats.,1
I SAID I NEED IT ----no me's now need sleep...my Angel's no where 2b found........   Knighty knight @nkotb sweet dreams jkIdreamofu,0
@samantharonson & @ThisIsRobThomas for being FANTASTIC & Retweeting on Andrew's behalf... Much appreciation to you both!,1
plugged the monitor from my desktop into the laptop so i can edit the video easier with 2 screens,1
Disappointing 3rd  (dont ask),0
@juneninth thats what cant get to sleep does to you! mass photo edit today  yawn,0
@AllotmentAli Lovely to see the Bees! I haven't seen any really yet this year,0
@thecircusgirl you're my reason to be happy  don't forget it and never leave me.,1
"it's May 15th, you guys.",0
@strategies4u OK! As long as you promise to keep posting the websites of my favourite spots in my behalf! I'll be popular!!!,1
ughhhh i can't find my camera.,0
@SerenityWalk What the heck is Dance Your Ass Off? DWTS is always on against other favorite shows.,0
So bored cant sleep,0
@weaksauce12 are there any new bestbuy hackintosh ready netbooks on horizon? Would like one for casual personal use,1
Ouch! Hang overs suck,0
Talking with lethargic Ochibi..,1
"great, got a virus just wot i need in the middle of my exams  xxx",0
@Kamakacci_Juice tell ur FRIEND I saig HI &&& ask her if she remember " ME "... !!! ? !!! LOL~ XOXO,1
So we walk out & some1 took my pic for some magazine or some shyt  he said he loved my skirt! KOOL,1
Making something in the photoshop. I can't edit again for 5 days! Too bad!,0
"@CubanaLAF Meh, I deserve it.",1
@jimmyvs welcome to twitter! LOVE your steak,1
"@thetricktolife Damn, I won't be able to listen",0
is in a stupid training for the whole day... is lucky to have a laptop and is tweeting happily,1
"Watching harry potter on tv. It seems so long ago when dan radcliffe didn't smoke, do naked plays... Oh the happiness of the future",1
Head has pounded for 90% of the day.  Hope it'll chill out for the next 2 hours or so. Freedom Group time!!,0
Leaving Bangy for Good!!! Will miss this place and the friends I made here...  Keep in touch guyz!!!,1
"@aliwise TMZ HARVEY LEVIN, OR TYPE....TMZ IN ...FIND PEOPLE   ~~~~",0
"@LorenzoAgustin aww Lor  I hope everything works out. How's Nordstrom, lucky?",0
hauhauahua.....went to kalita's bachelorette party...crashed the boys bachelor party!!! sooo funny.....wish my bf was there.............,0
http://twitpic.com/5dd2j - these are mah fluffy socks,1
Hola new follower. I'm currently twittering on my  and I can't click on the follow button. Sorry,0
Coming to work was a bad idea.....I want to go to bed,0
@Sportsguy1341 your face is rather disgusting,1
at home....I´m very tired,0
just plain sad,0
@moinsdezero hahahahaha it is: @ahhitsaaron  haha and dude I did what I always do.. eaat too much fckin breat and salad,0
Yeah yesterday I turned 16. My parents rented me out a hummer limo. It was pretty cool,1
"@kerryinholland the two little guys are here  just getting them settled in. So far, their names are Dexter and "Not Dexter... I think?"",1
SIX FLAGS TOMORROW...after church of course,1
@RachelKamradt blehh I wishhh,0
Thas wats up mad I missed it  xo,0
I miss Jon and the band.,0
@watcherwoman still getting activation error  looks like it's just me without the update,0
@Bubbr Yes - it's a pleasure,1
Is @JonathanRKnight tweeting again and I am not getting them  why does twitter hate me?,0
It's raining outside and I have nothing to do...maybe I'll take a nap...I am feeling nappish,1
"@thesmartplanner The value of blogging - and part of that is thanks to you! I now do it religiously 3x/wk, and at 8 am west coast time.",1
made a cake and watching cold mountain. horrible tan lines but i still look fine,1
@olisaurusdtf i can't wait until i see you live in oct. your band kicks ass. ttly proud to br brithish 'cause of you guys  xo,1
"On my way in to work, weekends need to be longer",0
NOW THIS IS A GAME!!! 2 goals in 6 mins... impressive! Love Brazil and glad Egypt is representing for Africa,1
"@DebbieFletcher Sorry, but I can't get on the site.. Been having trouble with that the last days..",0
@carissarho  ..............mannnnnnnnn Cece  @nekaneka @theycallmeTAP....i gerna bed......@carissarho runnin meeeeee,0
@PatsyTravers + hoes your hair turning out?,1
"i want to scream. why cant you just talk to me jen? you cant take 2 minutes to talk, but you can go out to dinner with others? im hurt",0
is in love with Giovanni Ribisi all over again.,1
@mynameistomi Congrats! Welcome to the family,1
@MGiraudOfficial http://twitpic.com/7epvz - You look great. and happy. smiling is good.  haha. i love your smile.,1
@heidi_heidi_ho Ugh lucky!  Have fun and take lots of pictures cause I wanna see themmmm,0
Really want to go see Children Collide I wish my friends liked them,0
@WickdWeirdWitch You mean..OYE..itz Friday..!!..And how come you didn't include me??  I am hit with #insomnia as much as anyone else..:d,0
Ok I think I finally finised shopping,1
crawfish at 6 with cousins! (: should be studying for the ap stats exam on tues though.,0
Too damn hot again and I've got stuff to do in the garden I can't put off any longer,0
Finished my paper! It's about creating new discourses about the (Muslim) veil. It's always about how oppressed these women are...,0
Good morning. Last day.,1
"@MelissaEGilbert That is a good reassurance.  Is the kid in the picture yours, so cute!",1
"The first Mission Impossible was awesome, and this one looks pretty good, too..",1
here we go again....,0
Aaaaa libby is really sick she is drooling and her mouth is swollen hes not even barking at us  man this is really scarry,0
I've been hammered for 5 hours straight,0
"@hollyrhoffman No, the guy is just EVERYWHERE today! Nice going @danschawbel !",1
didn't find the extension cord  home watching HERE COME THE NEWLYWEDS!!,0
Our trip has been canceled. See the latest blog post for info  http://kiwinova.blogspot.com/,0
I miss you girl!   (I'm going to bed now. Goodnight all!),0
"@Erock808 Right on, otherwise its all cool for her to just chill with us! Everyone deserves a break!",1
@erk149 haha yeah!!  i saw your thing on facebook and i was like OMG yay! hahah. i need more friends to follow. hah it is cool :],1
No! No mo' official Green!,0
"@bananabby you know what, sis? I love your twitter headshot.",1
I'm actually quite sad about the Air France mystery,0
@Dannymcfly  I love you...,0
@sargeabernathy He later went on to create a line of cereal. More popularly known as kooky crisp.,1
"but now I have to catch up on A LOT of work! oh gosh, I'm starting to get all stressed out again",0
playing 'sims 2 apartment life'.,1
Waiting for the wings,1
@Jonasbrothers It's not out in Australia till the 19th June  REALLY SAD!,0
@PeterSantilli excellent commentary peter santilli,1
@craigp Have you heard of "The power of positive thinking" - I'm not sure you're doing it right,1
@AnouilhUK You're welcome. Glad it's working now.,1
Can't sleep. Mind racing! Need to get up at 6am. Not good.,0
mee to  @xCemeteryDrivex i didnt watch their concert last 31st january 2008 T.T,0
What a sorry Saturday. Missed the game and fight due to being sick laying in bed all day.,0
My heart goes out to the families of the AIR FRANCE 447 passengers. May God be with them.  Let us all pray for the souls of the...,0
@aurafurrnz  i wish that i went to tambuli wid u  but...i have an idea nxt time  we'll blow the bloons w/ the wtr guns!!!! awe yeah!!! ...,0
@efcole God we miss you,0
@Im_X1 Not looking good. 2-4 hr wait for parts. Lightning fried phone system.,0
@roxyolin Call me  You disappeared.,0
@Hodinkee nice to know... It was me who wrote him asking for a quote on the exact same watch featured in your post...,1
@kingboola peachy how are you?,1
"Walking my ass to work, then hefting 2"x8"s all day, making sure no one gets dismembered, then walking my tired, sweaty self home again",0
Maaaan I need me some money. I'm like not getting any hours at work,0
@JessicaBedford you should bring me some  oh have some with nutella oh thats right your mum hids it hahahahahahhahaha,1
cheated on her diet and ate cake,0
@ChammyGrrl Ack!  *huggles* Hope you feel better soon.,0
"so nervous, so so SO nervous",0
@DrRickClayton I"ve got a reason why not to follow drbuz. Not sure I like the avator,1
Just finished my exam and now enjoying Windows 7,1
Night at the Museum II: Save your money   Very disappointed. Two chuckles and I literally had to fight to stay awake several times.,0
"@TradingGoddess well, I hope the bumps weren't too rough.. and of COURSE I missed you",1
@anaeale i thought so thank you beautiful,1
@AmieSC ha. Luckyy  Have you got good seats?,1
@Deanna_Mac I sent you a reply,1
"My show's on! I'm watching Anthony Bourdain on the travel channel. I love, love, love the travel channel, this show rocks!",1
"@dajukie7 They played that Walker clip on Conan once. I think the cat did a good job following it up  btw, Walker told me I have aids too.",1
My bed is so comfy. Sleep number beds rule! Cal king of course,1
"I have a break at the moment and listen to music. and later, I must return to school ... I hate chemistry",0
@LAinGA all of that happening on my cement slab,0
@roxybella143  I think we are one of the few not there tonight.,0
@CourtCosmetics haha no problem! i luv you and your videos,1
"@stewartcutler butter, mmmmmm lemon and basil butter",1
"I wish you hold my hand, when I was upset",0
URGENT -- Air force officials say they have found bodies and debris from Air France flight 447 which crashed in the Atlantic.,0
Only got 2/8 pages of my paper done tonight,0
did really well on the fitness test,1
"just bought K-Zone and Kapitan Sino of Bob Ong.yay! sadly, TG isn't in mag stands yet",0
@Kass1nova i knooowwww.. last blunt is gonna be today,0
@CherylDLee So what kind of soul food spin are you going to put on the stuffed collard greens and how can I get a taste?,1
Flirting with my new bf,1
I love getting spoiled with comments everyday,1
@RockBoi_P True that! It'll just smell like blood.,1
@JoannePeh jia you !,1
"Been playing on The Sims since ten this morning, don't want to go to work tomoz",0
YAY. I GOT BLINK TICKETS. That wasn't hard at all,1
@OperaDiva114 I havent even heard them  stupid Australia,0
I drove today. It was cool. My hands didn't even sweat this time.,1
@claudiajordan i thought caliwas gonna win,0
"@vickymoontree christ, I *don't*   hahah!!!  i'll let you know though  x",1
@DireStraitsFTW Collar bone fetishes are completely normal.,1
sleeep: still sick  www.promofm.com/Stacie_Lynn_Hatt ; Follow Me <3,0
happy bday tupac,1
"Shaun just left, I miss him already",0
"@mfubib cool, thnx for the link, i'll have a play",1
what am I going to do when twitter is down!,0
@QueenofSpain now don't get me wrong .. I loves me some cougar  well being 39 that would make them like .... 60. Strike that. Bad idea,1
@blturner Looks like it only effects people with the "eMusic Plus plan" which would be me  #sonyfail,0
@drkmn302 yh! im going to my best friends birthday party,1
"@OMGitsJessieLee Jessie, this is how the charity panty auctions are shaping up http://tinyurl.com/raxcgn Are you in? Thanks babes",1
I should have gone out drinking with the boy last night,0
"has 1 hour left of being 18  oh how ill miss this great great age, 18 you have been a good friend, fare thee well!",0
doing nothing but figuring out Twitter today,1
"@imalexevans no, no your not",1
@XxwhateverxX lets get off cp and do posts,1
@scottiardella I shall Scott! Thanks,1
@Descentia I can handle it! The lovable sidekicks never get stressed!,1
shttillll on teh phoneee,1
@iamjonathancook Dude! Tonight was great! You got me dancing crazy! I went out but we didn't see you.  Poop. See you soon?,0
@Ken_Day that's Pareto's Principle in action,1
"Fixing my label info on BeatsDigital.com. I'm not unsigned, I signed my damn self, lol. Rozzville Enterprize!",1
"Too much to do on a Sunday!  Brooke's student loan app, mow the lawn, grant summary report to write, & visit Mom in hospital.",0
its no fair the day i. hav to baby sit evryone iz having fun,0
they are not worth your tears,0
"Hope everyone's having a great day today. I am down with flu, and probably won't be able to reply back today",0
Oh my whoever said 6 bottles of white and too many vodka and red bulls cant impair yr vision lies I cant see crap.............,0
@Samanthaa_Sull i love youuuu too,1
@Rebekaaa by leaving you with irrepararble damage,1
"@seattle98122 Yeah, he is awesome! So it Brad Pitt, haha.",1
still here by myself...oh wait someone just pulled up. nvm,1
@KristenNicole2 Tweedeogame uses your Twitter username to log your matches and your score. You can rise the charts and gain followers,1
@MichelleDewbs good luck,1
@qtguy hope so!,0
"@YouTubeAmelia Oh Amelia!!! I'm not even done watching, but I'm so sorry you are feeling this way.  Wish I could hug you!",0
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Ugh i was trying to be nice... Maybe Shes hinting something? Anyway sorry you don't feel good,0
it would have been a month yesterday,1
Back home tomorrow - last night in Stafford Court!,0
@JonathanRKnight *HUUUUGS* and LOVE.....just because!!!!  Have fun on the tour and see you in August. Sydney Australia!!! WOOOHOOO!!!,1
@xBlueEyes2x yeh i think you should do it now so your mum dont get angry  but i still dont think that you will do it now :p xx,1
"@ikamini traffic I'm auckland is beyond bad. Yay can't wait for wednesday, gonna be a blast!",1
@arielleholland I have no idea what you're talking about,1
@syncretism I have that "Mass for Oscillator and Tape" jingling along cheerily in the background at the moment,1
playing at graduation today. then heather and justins party. i can't believe they're leaving!,0
needs some motivation to start SBD Phase 1. Hay....i'm eating a lot of carbo again.,0
"Anna zombie! Brwaahh! Children woke Anna up because of thunderstorm! Bwahh! That's ok and all, but tomorrow is gonna be a sleepy one!",0
@jordanknight because that would be sweet!!,1
Allergy eyes suck! Work at 1115 at Fridays.. Come visit,1
ready for another wonderful week   Looking forward to Bailey's Graduation!! yikes!,1
is PISSED off the LAKERS WON<---BITCH!!! and i miss my babe,1
"I wanna reaaaaad & watch the White Sox. Instead, I have to work & then work again.",0
"love of my life, tell me you're at sea world!",1
"@MoiraNous blowing stuff up, running experiments, what is it that you do for a living?! lol Hire me please  haha",1
@Ticky_promsut be positive! Gosh I need to be man.,0
@srrrah417 And snow to go with it,0
"would like that hour of my life back. when did reality tv get so trashy, horrible, and mean?",0
"#FollowFriday @ThaWiz @SoulMafia @robromoni @diablocody @iamrickyboy @stephjonesmusic why? cause they're all the shit, that's why!",1
At Dino's for the after tavern munchies   http://bit.ly/R1GmC,1
@ariapro It most definitely is! I think everyone should spend more time in pajamas. I think everyone would be happier,1
@nallonielane I feel kind of left out. So much is going on and I'm just sitting on my ass bored all of the time. I need money for things.,0
@perivision btw - downloaded iphone 3.0 sdk,1
what a trip!!!!! LOL,1
"Chillin in the hotel room, bout to get some sleep. EPCOT in the am and then Downtown Disney. Last full day tomorrow",0
"@Lqdtnt BB: Tardy is ok.. absent, not so much   How are you feelin' this morning?",1
"@Mark_C19 All movie-related, that I can tell.",1
playing on her new laptop  yay,1
@SaraJayXXX #goodsex causes me to pass out from exhaustion,1
Stress for math is over! But my eye still hurts,0
"Going to watch SHARPE have a bath then dry my hair in the sun, lovely day",1
has finished wk now sunshine time,1
"@dmichole awwwwww i'm so glad you two are gettin it together, your mom is nice",1
"I  love an unsweetened shaken iced green tea from starbucks on a nice, warm day! Perfection.",1
@CheetahsOnBikes thats....nice.. *depressed face* my aunt and uncle are here... its very akward.. they like to describe emily as "poncy",0
@emeryyp hah aiight,1
"exhausted, tired, and restless.. i need a break and i mean it..",0
not skating tonight. knees still sore,0
"@MizSocialite  Lol, If you only knew what I was talking bout. this device ain't coming to the stores til fall. I have it",1
i loove the beach but i hate sharing this room.,0
i need ice cream!!!!! right now!!,0
i just dont know what to say. i just want to..... to.....cry,0
I'm hungry and we haven't even fired up the BBQ yet.,0
"Aww, I was at the wrong door  but, she didn't stop for anybody, so I feel better...",0
Uploaded a NEW item: knitted Orange/Yellow/Red Macbook Sleeve http://bit.ly/19YSBe for the summer,1
"says 2.3% left until completion, then all the seeds suddenly disappeared...  http://plurk.com/p/strco",0
"@wakachamo well, Air France, then there was a big helicopter crash off of Canada, now that plane whose pilot died mid-flight.",0
"What a day.. unexpectedly run well at Sunfeast 10k Marathon, Official timing yet to come, Bt I guess I finished < 1hr.",1
"Just saw the girls...everyone is looking great, having fun and happy",1
just consumed 370 calories into my body .. boo  hahaha,0
sooo upset I missed little rascals on tv today  I love that movie.,0
"wtf... one day its 101 followers, then the next its 99.",0
I miss my booby doo! And roo roo. And rose. Oh sad times...,0
is suffering from a case of the monday blues!,0
"@Fearnecotton Fearneee twitter is so confusing, your very "with it" so i dont suppose you could give me a few clues on how to work it.  xx",1
@backstreetboys EVERYBODY remember? so... everybody sending kisses for Mary,1
@FrazJ I want to go out  have a goood night xxxxxx,0
NEEDS sleep so bad right now ; totally excited about tomorrow!  <3,1
@wstmjonathan we try,1
@Erniehalter now just come visit me!,1
is kinda bummed that I screwed a part of my UT!,0
not feelin too well,0
@DanielleMPearce Thanks Ps Dan. Best job I've ever had!,1
Has bought Sonic Unleashed for his X-Box 360,1
@AnnLinny exactly it's a rip off in my opinion! I mean now you have to pay even for the normal SC ... - that used to be for free,0
"@aimeeod @cianmm's podcast  Have a listen, its cool",1
i don't wanna sign off twitter but i have to. why are you so addictive... diva - beyonce is growing on me,1
afternoon everyone  xx,1
Omg I can't believe Susan Boyle didn't win!!! Now I have to go and study Hamlet some more,0
Rewatching zettai kareshi. Riiko was mean to him for a long time.,0
"Okay I need some help, remember that F1 video on ITV where lots of people mimed to MCR? Does anybody have linkage? I cannot find it   x",0
"@mandymroth It's not just you, hon. I see green people! And for some reason, I can't reply with the little link button. I have to add it",0
@xforever_youngx i think my favorite is david. oh really? that aint bad at all!,1
@onelastsunrise thank you so much girlie! I appreciate it!,1
@Hedonisdaamazon dont say that,0
@TuanaMey hi! just wrote a post bout you at my wordpress  ?  http://newnatol.wordpress.com/,1
@RobertMills Nice one. Have a great holiday,1
Ha I found three dollars in my pocket. I can buy fries now,1
Saw the Hangover last night with the cousins. It didn't disappoint despite all the hype. It really is a hilarious movie.,1
"@galgo im good thanks, miss all you guys",0
@iPat143 cold. wet. boring. ugh.. i think i'm gonna have a fever.,0
"heee! so many people did my FB test!  heee, and everyone passed! surprisingly! :}",1
@OhTianna Boston misses you too,0
@OtaliaRocks you really do - but it still wont help you win - might help you lose though,1
"My team is getting absolutely thrashed and my knee is fucked to the point I cant even walk, time to start drinking in the corner",0
@nirisahn That's a pretty kitty. Looks like he/she is glowing.,1
@drown_thecity you annoy me,1
@LovGloria is he still in reno? How much longer is he gonna be gone? Oh no Glo!,0
@lovely_ess sorry if I made you upset,0
i cant be more sad,0
"can't wait untill tonight. maytes bday & we gettin it in. today needs to go by faster! in the meantime, eatin' trix cereal. mmmmmmmmmm.",1
my laptop screen died.  crap.  this could be a problem...,0
@yoitsalxx hahah yay im in ur update!!  im crashing ur softball party k?!,1
Coffee coffee coffee.,1
and Vacation Twitters Starts Now  LET IT ROCK,1
tried swimming this morning... first time in several years and my lung issues are definitely getting worse.,0
"Morning! So much to do today it's unreal and unfortunately IT and not photography centric, but will push on through",1
@seanhfitz stumbled outta bed @4:45 am.  ah HATE this day shift!!,0
I don't wanna go back to school.I just wanna stay home all day and everyday watching  movies that make me cry.that would make my life,1
"@alexstyers Haha it's ok, I didn't even see it on there. Thanks",1
Went fishing!!! No luck!,0
"d00d school again, someone just slap me acrosss the face cause staying up in class will be a total dragggg...my poor poor kitty",0
"wheeey mcfly was AMAAZING,both times  actually so fun,my voice is gone now though",0
"@kariinadesiana wawawa, miss you too. i called you yesterday like a hundred times but you weren't home   hey, gmn garage sale ?",0
@Policani: Paraphrasing @OwenGreaves: It's a natural human urge to [retweet].,1
Knda w0nderin where this is going..,1
"Good morning. My rash is down to a category 3. So, we're making progress. It's going to be pretty hot today. I hate wearing sun screen.",0
Chicken nuggets and kool aid. Midnight snack  perfect,1
has at least 30 bug bites on her legs,0
@ThisisDavina Depends what the other mums are like!! Have a great day,1
Just been spending the last hour and a bit checking out Spotify. What a piece of software,1
its beautifuuuullllll on the bay  this weathers freaking awesomeee~,1
"hey baby?? i dont know what I feel about u, i fell like a confusion and emotion and furious, just i dont what i feel",0
will any of this get better,0
Taking exams in 2 hours for the Intermediate level certificate of Greek. Για να δουμε τι θα γινει...,1
Done watching BOF  Back to normal!,1
@jessesgirl760 so far it's been pretty good,1
@regina2594 sigh...there isn't one day i regret using that line on u...too bad u don't have any good lines to steal for my revenge - DISS,1
@filmcore seriously?!?!,0
@reubal I didn't mean to post for the masses.  I'm just stoked to see some of this.  Your cellphone display looked authentic.,1
Life is hell...Someone help me..,0
@shouit It's on my list of "things to look at & respond to" once my pile of writing & rewriting is done.,1
@SarahLeigh32 @perceyhearts I loved that phone,0
@lisa_sue_li nat�rlich,1
just had my breakfast  my hair looks like i have been dragged through a hedge. LOAAAAADS to do today like my french oral. i hate exams !,1
That's one of the best teas ever,1
"mannn, gotta finish writing this music lol. its hard when you have blank days",0
http://bit.ly/o0qEQ  poor cattles,0
Rt @eonline David Cook's Idol Dies: AI's season seven winner loses his brother to cancer http://tinyurl.com/clg9fe,0
"@Cause4Conceit I guess it's safet to say u just about love her, huh?",1
@jinnah whaat?! Why for you no going out and stuff yo?! You should get out and celebremate!,1
"@gameboyguy13 yeah, yoghurt does that to me, too",0
Madyson is taking a nap on her blanket  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6894044,1
Back at work and the suns out..not good!,0
dlstrickland40 neither am I really worried about Lee. He doesn.t have anyone in TX to help him,0
"@aflow.  sure seems like i played this last sunday/monday overnight.  well, here goes, again.    ♫ http://blip.fm/~7f2lx",1
"aw you know what sucks? when you're in bed all comfy, and then you realize you had to do something. i gotta plug my phone in!!",0
@nuttychris Here's a suggestion for  your website 'Fried Cookies in the Morning',1
im mad that i cant get you off of my mind..its been some time. and its obvious ur not mine....im need something else to occpuy my mind.,0
sometimes I wonder if life is even fair.  this sucks,0
"@fallenrosemedia Your latest photos are just.... divine. The dresses, the accessories; the colours, and composition of the photos. LOVELY",1
"i think i strained my ankle a week or so ago, it's bugging the crap out of me. and next week is a week of hiking in the woods",0
What am I doing?  Checking the privacy settings after finding my twitter posts are searchable from google...,1
"@a_simple_girl I'm making a list for a friend who hasnt seen A LOT of movies. Great movies. Casablanca, etc. It's a long list.",1
listening to the fireworks outside!!  love the sounds of summer,1
"@cbear12864 your grandaughter will be okay, I don't know where these germs come from",0
Wow beautiful sunrise in Henderson,1
@paulBLG ;Hey!  What are your plans for this summer?,1
@Phatemokid I was just kiddin back!,1
"@baileyyboox  we're gonna see if we can see UP rigth now its me chevy,ciera,david,arlen and you if you can come",1
@jwswj  hey that just shows that you're human  don't forgot to tweet when you have your first customer,1
@BeckyBuckwild wonder if u told him about the thing i texted u about,0
@krisriggle Congrats on pub day!!!  I got a copy of your book a week or so in the mail and I can't wait to read and review it!,1
"@DaisyReyes tnx for voting!  tweet me! I'm online^^,.",1
@danpeters cool - very envious! It's ages until we go away,0
Life is awesome right now,1
@Mazaroddi  hey hey hey b,1
@mzz_silent637 I wish I could've watched The Proposal today  Was supposed to... Darn nuts.,0
@ClareWhite I'll try my best  Will use #georgeo so you can track it.,1
"#squarespace iPhone  contest... Come on baby come to me, come to papa!!!",1
@ZonicZulu Hey you could share pics through http://twitsnaps.com It'll show up on the homepage..in a big way,1
Enjoying a change in twitter client. Should get back to revision now though,0
getting ready to go out .. SO SAD i could not make it to @modalab fashion show  i love you! on the set ALL DAY LONG!tired and party mode!,0
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dance by OAOTS is when George chokes in his appendectomy and is called 007! GAH 007! So much more meaning now.,0
@midget_ears Should be! That's what we have been told anyway  The work is due to be finished Saturday prior to our move on Sunday,1
needs a vacation to Australia. I need to see the kolas...manly beach...try a spider drink...*sigh* and someone special,0
@sheffers Me too.  But it's raining here.  And badly.,0
"@nwjerseyliz Good morning, Liz",1
Mmm... Hookah goodness,1
@robertcslim No curry puff. Joji is closed for the W/E,0
Is going to have a lazy day - the chores can wait till tomorrow,1
@ work  i dont get off until 4pm,0
@peon374 SHOW US PEEKTURES OMG,1
goodmorning twitterverse,1
@truckstopblues im cold,0
Now if someone would construct a drawbridge so that I might access my driveway that would be nice. Hmm?? How long will this go on?,0
@DiamondBlue wow!! babe sounds like a rough day!!,0
"Morning tweeps. Another rainy day in Cape Town, great times  How Ya'll this morning?",1
@Marianaonshine Wow! genial!!   Love that song!,1
Just watched night at the museum: battle at the smithsonian... Awesome and hilarious movie  gnight world- workout @ 5am :/,1
"split my pants yesterday, not quite Beyonce status yet",0
"@AlexAllTimeLow well if it makes you feel any better, the clip i heard was really good!",1
What's google orkut anyway? I don't get it,0
@anthonyrojas okayyy phew. didn't wanna be alittle cr33pst3r there. and thanks,1
Why do I have pure nightmares.,0
@ecoblips: Happy Birthday!,1
Hey what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do? Cause I stole your shoes  hehe random,1
"@pmdeleon almost everyone is sick in canada these days because of the swine flu, im sickk too  i have a cold .hope you get better",0
"@saltyshutter have to say Matt, even when the weather is great it doesn't get 'that' busy. Throw a waltzer in there it'll be rammed",0
I have nothing to do today. Anyone wanna make plans?,1
"hmm had to make a choice, decided to go to the Food Inc. reception and screening instead of hanging out at the #SCGeek dinner",0
"@LaurenConrad It won't be the same without u in it, we don't wana watch Gaga  But you deserve ur privacy - good luck with everything! xoxo",0
train station was a bit of a caffuffle... jess has gone!,0
Adobe Audition-ing All Nte Long!!,1
"just got her weekend spoiled, is kinda hard to have fun when your BF just got layedoff....",0
"(@jenifermichelle) now THAT was a fun adventure. Note to self - stay home on Cinco De Myo Saturday.  Thanks to Kim, Lindsay, and Fred ...",1
Lovely Sunny Saturday watching my GB doing his footie thing. I am his water carrier. Me Dech' him ZZ   http://twitpic.com/4e6vb,1
"i went to the mall, and saw Lindsey;",1
@miss_pipedream Well I'm glad you're liking them. Even if the names are rather cliche.,1
@SparkyForever misses Marky too.  Need to meet up again,1
"@bouncingjo dats y i asked if Shaz wood go coz it ws Fiona. Attack gud den?! lol Liv's bdy dwn, nw jus her Holy Commun 2mo. Attack on Wed",1
"@GillianMe Oh, nothing",1
"2nd grad party of the day! Three for tomorrow, but I can only attend 2",0
"Wow, I feel Weird. A guy looking up how to make his hair shinier. HaHa Is this normal guy behavior?",1
"@fajarjasmin i know u could, sir !! i'll help as much as i can..",1
yay birthday in a month!!,1
still feeling pretty ill :'( i hoped it wouldn't last all day but it has,0
"jumpers are not fun to wear when you drink a lot  im going to invent jumpers with button up crotches, kind of like infant onesies.",0
@sony_ceo facts prove you wrong. Number one good thing: FREE PORN,1
i hate the paps so much  jfc leave adam alone,0
In the need for a really good foot massage..they're killing me,0
@myname666 i like it too ka,1
Windows 7 Free upgrade may launch on June 26? http://windows7upgradeoption.com/Landing.aspx - Just bought a new PC last week,0
@philaustin - I am runny! I'm not well at the moment,0
"@sambot Congrats! If you weren't naked on the internets, we might never have met, so Happy Anniversary!",1
Hanging out with lil brendaa!!!,1
"K�rrtorp G today, it was fun and they were good , SKUR:K was also very good - Andas Ut",1
oh no my dog just attacked the cat belongong to my relatives now he's in the doghouse! It's the kinda thing that rips families apart..,0
@Kelliekk  hope your headache gets better. Well try and enjoy your EVENING :],0
@RMyfanwy Nah my hairs not been black since i was 21 :o Do you have any cats? I want a ginger boy cat,1
"@brookelovesyoux or a puppet...oh, cool. argh!! i'm trying to change my picture. it isnt working.  ill try later....",0
"@caldjr Morning Dan! Yes, looking OK - bit of shopping in a mo, then settle down for the snooker this afternoon",1
feeling dizzy...lack of sleep and too much coffee...feel like puking too  bleah,0
got devoured by the mosquitoes this evening.,0
..aha aha back to school in monday,0
watching tv. i want my mommy to come home.i dont feel good,0
Please follow @esoterismo if you would like to learn a new beautiful language! She posts in both Portuguese and English language  AWESOME!,1
is at last on Twitter! Working on the new songs! Wishing everybody a good weekend!  Visit the youtube or the myspace pages in the meantime,1
Spending my mother's day with my little man!!!  Happy Mother's Day to all you Moms out there!,1
@soccerlyds  I  didn't have it on when I talked to Joe and I was dressed up for the afterparty when I saw Danny,0
"@mjkirkham So true, i feel the same way",0
Fuck politics. Read everything and still dnt get differences between GFA and SAA,0
"It just kidding...hope you'll believe in me lor...give u a happy smile   wish you'll happy today, although it's damn hot....Q____Q",1
"@dark_fairydust i know you,dear.I heard mcr's secrutiy bigworm has samething with u.but his granddad.he said his tweeter",0
@clmaggart I'm so sorry about your dog. I know they become a member of the family. I'll pray for you all.,0
suspended and thats 4 a week if he gets in trouble one more time he'll b expelled which iz tha rest of tha school year,0
"Star Trek , Ghost of Girlfriends,Fighting  added to vip theater",1
"well well well - time 2 humble myself and congratulate man utd on their title victory - 3 in a row is impressive, tops chelsea's last 2",0
one tree hill has tha best story line. tonights episode was so sad,0
@caseysevenfold yes channel [v] is great. i wish i had it.,0
"@Dits I really want to get my hands on Prototype, but from the 11th-19th I've got 6 bio and chem A level papers",0
dumprep.exe and drwtsn32.exe are top on my 'most hated programs' list right above IE,0
@modwild I am aloe at the bar in Fridays waiting for my burger and watching the match,1
@jronaldlee just checked out yr blog & i'm liking it might stay a while,1
Being in a foreign country makes makes me want to fold the space/time continuum. So I can be here and be there too  Miss you,0
@riskybizness23 I havent watched the show dont tell  lol I liek to tape them on my dvr,0
having a bath with epsom salts and listening to carrie underwood,1
@Miss_Kookie I'ma compete with you to see who can have the most fun this weekend..,1
@penreyes actually I think Doogie Howser got the idea from the Captain's Log.,1
i need to stop looking at pics of skinny girls becoz its makin me depressed,0
@tinkermom Hey Tink thats great news. Really happy for you,1
@princesscamille are you back from a vacation?,1
@evyled NO!!!!,0
@writerdad Will we see you tonight for #FNWC? Friday Night Writing Challenge is from 10pm to ???  Probably 'round midnight.,1
omg yes!! http://bit.ly/yddxM now back to work,0
@theAV8TR dont quit.,0
Came to visit me in my sickness aww  and her passport came so Ny and Miami u may just be seeing me woo! So on Sunday I finally left my...,1
Saying goodbye to grissom is not  an easy thing to do,0
i cant work this thing,0
"GReat daY...juSt goT ouT of tHe pooL & now I'm kiNda hungRy.  Need 2 sHower, waSh my haiR...theN settLe doWn 4 food!",1
Night at the Museum 2 = pure amazingness. True story.,1
@ASinisterDuck I did it?,1
@abeasley54 Okaay.. I'll share.,0
@bigsis222 im thankful to twitter that I can follow you here... I think you're superbly great!,1
"@Colvinius Yes, I suppose social media can be abused just like any means of communication.",0
"@Elphabarocks01 Honey - men suck. Well, MOST men suck. Hang in there",1
@lindsayrbailey take a nice rest,1
I don't have much time and everything lies upstairs or I have to get a new one (like hairspray)  It's a little bit frustrating,0
so proud of my sister for running the brooklyn half marathon!  go jess!,1
"@runthroughlife and if you were talking to me, lawn seats are cool with me",1
Off to the cinema -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808151/ -- lets hope this flick is something good,1
"can't believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny",1
@mrhyrne  I wasn?t gonna say anything but that first correct answer thing....well.... LOL,1
"Drinking lemon tea and eating deeeelicious marocan pastries, thanks to @amineb and @clemsounette",1
@orbitingfrog @aallan I leave my email for an hour and a half and I get over 20 emails.,1
@peediizpiff hit me up when u get up I feel bad 4 waking u up last night,0
@MuchAdo1 I ordered a signed copy of JWU for myself since I couldnt go.,0
I hate it when people yell  some things are just so unnecessary,0
"@RachieTartz  I'm sorry to hear that Rachie, if I hear of anything that can help you out I'll let you know!",0
@thepact i love that,1
@nike620 Yay go you!! P.S. Catherine thought your cake today was awesome,1
@knownaslauren August 15th,1
yey!!!sarah intro coming up!!!  might have to go for food so---fave scene is chuck with lil girl! #chuckmemondays,1
All my songs in my ipod got deleted. BV,0
just heard busted on radio 1! yehhhh  year 3000 is such an awsome song!!,1
"@crandall Oh, thank you.    You gotta see that movie, I'm telling you.",1
@JudyObscure careful  @MellyStark says it goes straight to the thighs.  I don't drink wine so what's my excuse,0
the tops of my legs are so burnt that it hurts to put my laptop on them  oh well.. better than looking glow in the dark white!,0
Spotted a tooth bud on E's (18wks) TOP gum. I don't remember it being this early w/the others. I'm going to miss her toothless smile.,0
@nicoleforever blah lammme. Yeah I found stuff that I had forgotten about and was like,0
@hkellick Any last words,1
Road traffic accident at Brislington Park & Ride causing delays to Service X39,0
"@njlevy Oh yes, THAT. I laugh when I think about it! Well I'm ok apart from the crazy cold thanks  How are you?",1
Up early about to be headed to this March of Dimes walk! Support the cause people!,1
Sober baby,1
"turn right,into my arms",1
@chacal_lachaise danke!,1
looking for my self... be right back.,1
"@virginiatits im so sorry love! Gosh i know how that is, and its never fun.  im here for you love.",0
@RyanLoco thx for inviting me out tonite  I am available ya know! Lol...,0
@BulletteKitty What are the requirements to run #TheSims3? I'm totally getting it.,1
Grr Twitter is being naff and won't show my picture,0
Mommy leaves soon,0
"Working week completed  , two free days ahead!",1
TV during the week is boring,0
friggin' LOVES our drama project!!!!  Thanks Josh and Cortney for writing such an AWESOME script!!!,1
Dude! Room service on the new carpet! I feel loved...,1
"@whittakerwoman It always the way with kids, you look forward to a bit of space, but you miss them. Mine are both away for Fathers' Day!",0
you totally lost your touch. what happened to you? you're so not cool anymore.,0
@moodlefairy students at Leeds Uni using Blackboard I spoke to recently were very happy with it. Guess they didn't know any different,1
@The_Publicist I already did,0
I miss you joseph!,0
No duck eggs in the nest this morning. Looks like something made off with the eggs in the night.,0
"@LO49, awwww ( im sorrrry  are youu from tenessee? hahaa I kinda creeped your tweeets lolll",0
"i had a good practice  now watching house, going to mom's, and then out with my rowing girls later <3",1
@iHaps thank you for the #ff.  hows you today.,1
@tonejon Did that.. the light indicator comes on but not linking to the comp anymore..  SUCKS!!!,0
Hope that Michelle is having a fantastic 2nd day of work... can't wait till we are actually living in the same city again.....,0
"@minibtweet Sounds brilliant  Sky here is perfectly flat and white, not a break in it anywhere. Better than rain though!",1
@BarbaraBathurst  Thank you very much Barbara  #women2follow,1
"@sarahlinley me, I was officially the only one who bothered to participate, I lost 7 pounds, but I think I've put a couple back on since!",0
"OMFG, I'VE BEEN STUDYING SINCE 12, and i'm still fucked for math!!! Christ who invented numbers and the various ways to do shit with them",0
@SarrahKaee I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
@BitchGrenade love creeps who steal your seat and ask you to sit on their lap! i had fun tonight,1
@mollypriesmeyer Having to articulate a high-five = FAIL.,0
@itaypaz i bit the bullet and signed up for #affiliconil09 tomorrow...,1
BBQ time.unfortunately it's south of the river in brixton,0
"@fcandle not so good, went out with friends today, wished for a great day but so many bad things happenned  you?",0
""Awesome" night last night. Tried absinthe, hahah. Lovelovelove my friends. Megan is coming today!",1
is watching hollyoaks suffering with a bad head,0
@ddlovato I HAVE REDBULL... SO SCREW @OfficialAS 's coke...COME OVER HERE AND TELL US CAUSE WE HAVE ENERGY DRINKS,1
"@stalkbrandon via video chat, as usual  but im trying to think of an activity now (lol like were in day care or something)",0
"@iheartshaleh  Boo to me and smash having girls night!? lol well, come on down, then! we welcome visitors!",1
"Better go 2 bed ,shouldn't have opened my MSN 2night, missin someone 2 much n the ones I thought might miss me, miss my translation help",0
get off the computer please,1
new fashion update: iheartsl.com:  http://tinyurl.com/nz9kmo,0
@resiliencyyy yes you want to read FB messages,0
@beetrnl @mister_mayhem Yeah the Clipse/Ye track is dope. Album was supposed to be out summer but I just looked it up and it says Decembr,0
"Yawn...woke up to talk to Lala. She's doing totemo ii, she's just resting  Kk i'm getting back to my nap. I need rest too.",1
"If you can read this, my OAuth implementation works like a charm",1
"Hubs just told me to bring some scissors to the hstp. to snip some locks of Ez's hair, is falling out faster now",0
@infamousladyt It's polyacrylate gel... bad for the respiratory system of babies  #clothdiapers,0
@LOOKIN4JORDAN PLEASE!! We need it!!  thanks xoxo,1
"@SirRichardTip I think maybe El Deportivo, but that place kinda blows.",0
@mrtrev hehe well go enjoy your kite then,1
anyone remember this? http://bit.ly/19NVjg  What I Go 2 School 4 by Busted // good old times,1
@hellomirv I NEED an expander  Yaya's out looking for one. Wish her luck on her voyage.. And thanks again BIG for the decorage!,0
@bekasaur  what's up??,0
At Starbucks. Checking the SIP forums.,1
@rainbowmantis I know right,1
@lowlyy REALLY? jeez that's not cool.  it's for real.. the short black hair.,0
Wow 30 mins for a sausage    Did you have a BBQ too?,1
@Marq_uee I know.,1
"@catherinecurran..i feeeel you girrrrl--our friends are falling aparty, including me",0
@fruityalexia hahah the royal. But sadly back to work now. Also I suspect you might also have to fight your way through a 4'11" ninja.,1
"really wants to see Snow Patrol live again, seems like months ago and it was only 3 weeks",0
@beccaweeks he was already in the uk last month,0
is excited to go back to Philippines!,1
Waiting for paperwork... Not looking forward to c my fing boss at 7,0
"@loisheilig GM, The coffee is on, it was my turn",1
and then it was winter again....20cm of crispy new snow....mmmmm,1
@racheltoth i fbed this to you to but i cant find my swimsuit so we cant go...im so sorry,0
"Also, I would like to mention that I praise the people who made Vicks and Halls cough drops.",1
@seejohnrock your green apple iPod mini was stolen? that thing should've gone years ago! You should be thanking them for disposing of it!,1
"so exhausted. My knees are skinned, i have bruises from my shin pads and i have to wake up early for work  when do i get a day off?",0
ohh myy.. i think we're having pizza tonight HECK YES!! thats exciting,1
"uuuh so damn hot, clock is almost 1am and it's still over 20 c  in here....",1
@AndrewBarber     Oops.  Yes of course.  Time zone impaired here.,1
@CashiToHo Thanks.  Guess I'm back to imageshack,0
@frickxx aww bye Izzy xx  p.s. my schools out! lol,1
stupid every avenue album wont download,0
@vicjustice: Hey Victoria! Im a fan! Just wanted to say....When are you coming to london? i really want to know.  Bye! x,1
Addicted to "Good Girls Go Bad",0
@VinceBon Aww *you're* my fav'rit and you don' even follow me.,0
it's so great getting pampered  teehee,1
RESET Challenge "Day 1" coaching hot off the press to the group! YOU GUYS GOT THIS-you cannot fail!,1
still looking after David. Been shopping and found lots of nice things but did not buy anything,0
sorry!!! !!bath and bodyworks is having annual sale!!   ...,1
"i want ppl i know to follow me, instead of random strangers who i just block, no stalkers aloud!!",1
Iwatched this with my son... his first time seeing it... he wants to keep watching The Moth.  YES!#s1e6 LOST#WFTB (_WFTB),1
@jammymusician he is  i'm glad you appreciate literature the way i do.,1
"I miss "Sister, Sister"! @tiamowry and @tameramowry never disappointed me.  Can we get another Tia/Tamera show? *crosses fingers*",0
I love this when this gets played at England games....The Dambusters Them music   ♫ http://blip.fm/~7qet0,1
"@hiddenblessings for sure! it has to be the right time for you and when it is, all will work out",1
@Mizzez_McDowell I understand that,1
I'm going to bed early today...I need it.  Stressed about vacation days for the cruise,0
Ugh still in bed. Don't wanna go to work  Time to get up & get ready with the quickness. Morning twitterland!,0
@jakehumphreyf1 been looking out for you all day but had no luck  an enjoyable day otherwise,0
sigh . . . another Monday. Can't wait 'til the work day is over. Get to see my 2 nieces!! That makes the day sooo much bettter,1
@Malunis My Prowl /wants/ to interact with the cannon prowler[for the lulz XD] but  I dont think that players that active?,0
"Got disconnected from our conference call this morning, and now all the lines are taken  Can anyone else dial in?",0
I'm sad that Formula 1 isn't what it used to be,0
Just leveled up in Restaurant City on FB! Now on level 5!,1
Hey @backstreetboys   no  lo  grabaron    (groundctrl live > http://ustre.am/X1C),0
Still trying to find an apartment in Gainesville... Moving sucks,0
"@TysonJayRitter dunno wats time it is for u but hope ya hadda gewd day, hhmm can u say somefin random ta  cheer me up wen ya tweet nxt ?",0
how is it 12:30 already!?! Must go have some lunch & pack up for work. Got no knitting done this morning - bah!,0
Hockeytown Rocks! Playing HOME at JOE!  #redwings ♫ http://blip.fm/~7rar9,1
@linnix okay done I sent your paper just now!,1
@Kenny_Wallace welcome!!!,1
@susieqtpie Oh!  Okay... guess I haven't seen that one.,1
@19fischi75 flood warning? holy crap! hope everythings alright at ur place hun?,0
This salon is pretty G. I hear run dmc in the background while this bleach is burning the fuck out of my head. Gotta love it,1
@justmichele @DebbiVaughn I fell asleep right before you both Tweeted that explanation. Now everything is clear...I think!,1
"@BeechfieldUMC Not yet, but im sure it wont be long",0
@ProfessorTwitt I KNOW! I've gotten that message like a bazillion times today!,1
Like the shelf?? I made it   http://twitpic.com/4isn0,1
"@andyrobb stopped at a stop light and car couldn't shift out of 1st, evntually just stopped all together... 102,000 miles",0
"@ogerrard Really annoying  ... I guess, its time for me to unfollow its tweets",0
"@AllyCupcake Probably in touristy areas? Orlando, Panama, Daytona, etc? I've only ever seen fake or planted palm trees in Florida.",0
@thatboimikey it's ok but I think they deposited my check into the Wrong acct,0
weekend extinguishing fires,0
@GFRoadWarrior I thought it might be a #fixreplies protest.  Good luck tracking it down!,1
Almost forgot: *pours one out for Duke* Fail to the king,0
I can't believe how tired I am right now... I don't know if I can go out tonight...   Exhaaaausted!!,0
hav u ever want something so bad dat u would do just about anything for it...well dats how i feel!,0
"@ChuckNerd then it's just unstoppable. Twitter cannot even stop us! Okay, they probably could for a little while.",0
"Yo Stuart, welcome!!!!!, Been a while since I have been here, "Good God", maybe I was busy",0
@ddlovato hav a nice vacation  i'm here waiting for ur tweet...and ur new song,1
@nurse_abby Abby!,0
"@teach24_7 1) every now & again, for fun!  2) dunno about that buddy, game 2 & kobes is still beasting  got scary close though...",1
@Fanlock  Thanks :o) Ya i luv them too they are my two dogs scottie and pippin!,1
"i feel so bad that i hurt him, but i just can't be with him",0
FINALLY going to sleep after washing an ungodly amound of dishes....huh,0
"@uplinkz1 ???????, ????? ????? ????? ?? ????????? ?????????? ? ???????.  ???? ????? ??????????? ???-??????.",1
Tis a somber feeling I get when my wittiest comments go by unacknowledged as they disappear into the vortex of the forgotten FOREVER,0
"so much for movie night, my babies ditched me for thomas the train",0
@symphnysldr so confused. when you said "im single..yes that kind of single" was it you? i thought you and your gf broke up!,0
@skylinedreams can you rip it? lol idk how,0
weekends over  gettin ready for work,0
"Biggest problem with #EU09 vote in the UK was that very few people appear to have decided on *European* issues, instead 'going national'",0
Ahhh back to work   Another week jam packed with celestial thrills no doubt,1
heading back to dub soon...why are weekends so painfully short?!,0
Dad caught a mouse in the kitchen this morning  YUK!!,0
i have the worst sore throat EVER!,0
ross noble is really funny,1
@TyphoonSusie it's me I just didn't like the username,1
@karavictoriahh aww yu poor thing ! Feel betterr,1
"@fadedmoon hahaha, same. i love their mtv movie awards acceptance thingys, they won so many!",1
@pattigibbons hashbrown casserole  yummy,1
This is the most I could find on the availability of a #pre emulator: http://sn.im/k6n1v    #webos,0
Trusticles...Get some hahhaa WORD OF THE DAy (SLANG) @ the telly wishing i was at peeps house watching it  Whomp whomp whooomp,0
@luluphooey your ma wife now,1
""I dont want to loose her,I dont wanna let her go." lyrics from before the storm, nick and miley  aww, so sweet!",1
@RussHutto this is for you.   http://twitpic.com/6emot,1
"@karmadillo Alice is feeling a bit blue ATM, and says she doesn't feel much like tweeting",0
@sugarcupstephh THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! To wear my hair naturally.,1
I got nothing to do and everyone is mad at me,0
"@greatwool I am in Fort Collins, Co. We had the perfect mix of clouds and bright open sky to make the moon just glow magically",1
"tonight is Egypt match with Brazil, let us be optimistic and say we will win  yessss we will win...",1
"@kellypea WOW nice food, travel spots and family.  I enjoyed looking. :o)",1
"@dracona1031 haha, must be good if it will illicit screaming",1
@MikeBeer724 im sorry booo  was it good?????,0
Talk about being Paranoid,0
http://twitpic.com/6sdif - It's Punk Rock Night @ Work,1
@marieiris chai is yummy; that's what I drink!  spiced black tea... yummy!,1
Im about to leave this house for the day...but i dont have anything to do  i wanna go to Jersey but i dont wanna drive that far damn w ...,0
"@pamelababyf0sh0 I know, I've been deathly ill.",0
is gonna see my cousin at some point this week! yay,1
I feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't get to sleep   ;(,0
watching tv with my mom. baby jack has kennel cough.,0
omg i was so nervous last block. i had my speech and i almost puked. it was horrible.... i bet i got a bad grade on it....,0
@mintconspiracy thanks for the follow,1
I don't want to go to work todaaaaaay,0
Bree's having a party to celebrate. bamoo!,1
@dontforgetchaos  Oh go on then.... I shouldn't let you binge alone... lol!,1
"@saufibadry yeap, you got it all right, star trek slays, terminator is bearable, while transformers srsly fail",0
i don't have ANYTHING to do!!!! omg! i'm so bored!,0
@Cat_In_DMinor YAY! STEAL ME SOME SA- oh wait,0
@misscherrypie  I wish you could get back in yours!! I'm thinking only 16 hours a week out of the bubble would be okay?!,0
@xonoelbabe I just read your blog thingy..... I'm gonna fight him! With jen!  ha you're gorgeouss girll so don't stress about him!,1
signing in again... hahah,1
@mcbill waaaay too much.  This is for personal reasons tho - uncle in town from HK for job interview.  But it's been almost every week.,0
@charlottexoxo TWS3 yay cant wait,1
"change in plans now, taking care of my love",1
@AmberlinaM What's ur fave Re:Brand episode??? Mine would have to be Episode 7 lolz,1
@kathrin2003 oh man! Your the 2nd person to say that  and i could hear it perfectly fine  im ginna lose,0
"@madamrosmerta I'm sorry, I'd ship over my cheap Canadian meds, but I'm afraid they'd get stopped crossing the border",0
"passed my drivers test! i can drive!...oh wait, i don't turn 16 till october",0
@lilmya215  we loves you too,1
"@rikharvin Touché! Good for you, brave one",1
@kaylacelina woah thats a lot ! wholy shit ohmyy i hate you  sorry to say its so unfairrrrrr! how is there that many people? hahha,0
@astorrs Shoot me an email or DM with your email and I can forward you the voucher email I send  What test were you thikning?,1
"Eli STILL has an ear infection. UGH. antibiotics, round 2, coming up!",1
@idmoore you may be stuffed but there's always room for a nice treat surely!,1
"@westham999 Well, they are the #Caps #AHL team.",1
"Have been studying a lot about collaborative learning and stuff. If you happen to have any scientific articles, plz... send it to me ASAP",1
#zendframework 1.8 ??? ??????? ?????????????????? Exception Report ??????????? ??????,1
the lightest sprinkle and the softest of breezes right now...happy.,1
@PerezHilton Tweethearts thats cute,1
"@cupcakeslam23 yeah it sucks  hopefully the streaming site will work tomorrow, so i can watch the rerun...",0
@ldjohnson9 i dont get it,0
"I'm stuck at work, alone-- doing paperwork.   I'm hungry.",0
made $30 tonight watching 2 little kids swim and watch a movie!!! haha i love babysitting haha,1
wow i just found out i have followers  hello specail people,1
great... call yourself an idi0t and you get followed by @ifollowidiots.... that somehow doesn't make me feel any better,0
@rosieeejones how could you actually cope?!  i could not do that,0
Church is in 8 hours! I better hurry up so I can get some sleep!,1
@Jaynecollinsmac dw my mum wont let me go,0
"arg, it won't let me add an icon to this account. I've tried from Chrome and Safari. I click save, but still it shows blank.",0
"@dougiemcfly good luck, honey! do your best",1
http://twitpic.com/6gbjo - Last nights ride. That hill hurt,1
never know how much the radio helped in exams,1
In bed with Kate  nothin better!,1
Ano b ang mga ARCHUventure tomorrow. Please let me know,1
#Iremember when the Lakers won title #15 about 4 1/2 hours ago  #golakers,1
@merylandme wala pa kong tflw.. wah! pati house of spirits.,0
"@marksmithers lols! ones eyes bleeding sounded pretty bad alright, then mentioning code.. that sounds bad enough to me as is! good luck",1
I'm sick ya'll  thats why i been MIA,0
spending the morn tryin to get new ebay acct. Have to delete old one that stepdad created  complicated process...ugh,0
@kirstiealley sorry CoCo was mean to you on national tv,0
My porridge just exploded in the microwave,0
@WarRoseDancer Have fun...and only losers wear sunscreen,1
joining in different kinds of sites i don't know how to use,1
@mcdayton  Miranda will treat it well.,0
away to college..........,0
pretty stressful day. glad my project kicked some ass! woohoo!,1
im going to Jimmy's....yippeeee,1
"is going to Aussie Idol filming for top 40 this afternoon, as an audience member & in civilian clothing",0
just changed my default search engine after a really really long time ...it feels so awkward!..waiting for the experiment to end,1
@AlfieBtp  Happy Birthday!  Thanks again for coming up for the show -- you guys are great!  Take care & see you soon!,1
@RedOnHerHead Still haven't gotten round to making that picture  lol,0
@Charles_K lol i have a shitty LG and its like dead from dropping it in so many toilets!!,0
"@ensredshirt I should've known that. Clearly, I am more of a Doctor Who fan than BTTF.",1
@maryag  Those are so horrible to hold   And in turn poor holdability = shaky picture  Did you at least get a decent price on it?,0
My brand new baby boy nephew (2 days old) is now in neonatal intensive care w/ pneumonia.  Hope he'll be ok,0
AAHHHHH!!!!!! WHEREZ A MAN WHEN U NEED ONE... I HATE SPIDERZ  >>ItzTha[[GOD]]nMe<<,0
stupid beautiful day and i'm stuck inside sick,0
Damn I cannot sleep. Wishin I could turn back the hands of time. Can't get u off my mind. Missin u more than u will ever kno  ur my heart,0
"@Fisher6225 I know, this really sucks",0
"@biscuitsnail how was sunday night? Sorry didn't come, had an eye infection and couldn't stand crying with laughter",0
Mmm someone come havelunch with me,0
@itsderek We have lots of surprises up our sleeves! Stay tuned,1
"i think you should open up your own studio, that'd would be absolutely fantastic.",1
kl not klee  Getting used to ime,1
My net on the PC is now officially dead as my USB has broken..  sadness..,0
Missing Jay Leno already.,0
@ASECONDCHANCE evening. it's 1 am. lol,1
@ptownfire niters-have a good day,1
At school !!  we have a free hour !!  wow !!,1
"@ellukas123 indeed, i like it also , so for tomorrow night we're all having a party and eating some grilled keisi",1
Out the shower now.  Drying off and getting dressed,1
I can't wait for eternal twilight 2! please kill me  6 MONTHS,0
"@elysion32 You too. I'm off today and Saturday, working Sunday and Monday  It's all good though",0
http://tinyurl.com/n7h23x http://tinyurl.com/m5eyqg New video of Scooter tonight. Now how cute is he? He's got his groove back!,1
"Family time, I missed these days",1
@LimeIce OI! Seriously demented pic!! I looooove!! I want those capris~~ checked pants are the zaniest methinks  waitogo G!,1
"What a day, time to burn some more!",1
@meredithn125 Yeeesaaahhh! See u in a few hours!,1
@justamoochin amazing iPhone typo. Should say 'Took a football IN THE windpipe' I.e. i got hit in the throat by a shot. Hurt,0
"@babyrabies i dont know my dd's blood typr. they didnt type her at birth. also, her soc sec card was lostor stolen on a trip.",0
"Rscvote.com uses flash, no mobile voting  #epicfail #rsc2009",0
is almost considering not going to her after effects class today. 7 hours of video editing! great!,0
@ZackHexum My favorite song on the new album by far.  I'm proud of your brother too lol,1
Just got back from MoMobears...and Cedes i;m so sorry to hear about your loss,0
@JamesMurphy I like ur "car" some people don't have anything so ima stop joking it. We r blessed,1
just got out of the hospital  spent a couple of days at the American Hospital In Dubai ... my prayer made me get through my pain,0
Bored Out My Chebbiez  xo,1
Just busy making another plan work. Sometimes I feel I am an idea machine,1
Havent checked this out since I signed up  Judyann and Nikki reminded me lol,0
"Yep, conch fritters, ready 2 eat. Lime sauce or cocktail sauce. Way yummy.  http://yfrog.com/59hqnj",1
I'm so ready to relax tomorrow,1
Minesweeper keeps crashin on my iTouch  I think it may have worn out.. î?‰,0
@MnM_92  LOL Minerva!! you are here? :hug: urghh! i don't know how to explain! it sux dear  sorry i can't tell you  <3,0
@ProvehitoInLyca  dont get kidnapped i dunno when im gonna be home (((,0
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Still suffering from the sun,0
"I feel ill.. Didn't go to work.. Too much happenings I guess, my body is not used to it anymore",0
Time to head out and sort the broken HP printer I've only had for a couple months at Currys,0
Doing laundry. Probably going to get some ink done today... I misplaced my nail polish bag.  weak.,0
"http://ping.fm/p/oh6a7 - Retro-Bot, a user entry at the BotCon Collector's Club. Freaking awesome.",1
watching some man cry on tv !! its sad,0
Off to be or at least try to fall asleep. Still wide awake but I got to work in the morning. Sweet dreams everyone,1
is leaving tonight,0
missin all the fun  i wanna be with my friends~~ (((((,0
"@Emmkat I know, feel bad enough about that",0
http://twitpic.com/6r2gc - Washed my truck this morning.,1
"@FriendsatFeiwel I love a good MG, and this one looks terrific! Can't wait for its release.",1
@livinproof wish i was there w/ the crew,0
just washing my hands and twittering at the same time...man i got skills,1
Happy first birthday to the 5 sweet little girl meeces who live with me and to their 7 meece brothers who live with @chocjamie.,1
"people,  i will follow u as soon as i can.. no need to remove..",1
@EilidhNZ -so jealous!  My mobile can't do that,0
"@mernas It's not the warmest - I knew it wasn't going to be boiling, but I still left the house without a jacket",0
and in financial balance we have this...   http://bit.ly/15uChS    via http://twib.es/1SV,1
@macNC40 aww  thanks for trying though! <333,0
Took Garrett to the airport. Sad  But we had a lot of fun while he was here. He is quite the teenager now!,0
@Dreso shut up! get cracking on that script! & book & musica! sorry,0
$200 down the drain because my car got towed,0
im happy  lol-we just finished our deck and it looks AWESOME!!!,1
"going to sleep. waking up at 3am and leaving for tennessee at 4.  if i saw @mileycyrus there, id die. like 6 times. haha  <3",1
@LucieMinor atleast i am gonna write you one  I mean how often is it that I voulenteer to write edlex?,1
"up early to play Golf in the rain, played quite well  just watched the Lions, not very impressive.",0
"@unmarketing Big Southern-Hemisphere Hi from New Zealand Owen! It is 7am, VERY cold, still dark and SUNDAY here.",1
@Mountaineer Thanks!,1
the sky makes the ocean blue..,1
"@_angelababy uhm, idk yet about the movie, but yeah, we can chill some other time, don't even trip on that",1
@schrodinger212 yah I'm at the store now,1
can't believe I am missing my Rincon family..,0
Sammy's very sad.  my poor puppy,0
@x3missleelee I completely agree.,1
@jamjamfinest o to late for me lol i be workin early see no fair,0
"Anybody out there having a beer right now? I hate drinking alone. Mrs T is oot  On the other hand, Mrs T is oot",0
@myonlyeverglow you're welcome hon!  i'm still uploading some more! xD,1
@Inzecity Mood Gorningue  (English is difficult ...)  Bonne journée,1
"@hellosarahh They best do, full frontal nudity would be nice too. 178 seems like to much",0
being awake.. along with everyone else. its too early but my body doesn't sleep in anymore,0
"@alexandrakor NL West is the worst....every year!! But, that's where we are",0
@linnyrome yea! i passed through it the other day i believe...i'm not too good with directions haha,1
#3hotwords Nine Inch Nails,1
@bootyshorts  *hugs*,0
@EmbryC  We'll miss you Embry,0
"@EskimoJoelted nah things are ok, we werent related, so ... im mainly sad for his family",0
"wondering now that I'm back from the beach, no one is here?",0
"@qaywee im applying online now, but im gona hit their office tomorrow, im so pissed, after paying so much!",0
@NeomiePaige I would if I was close by but I'm all the way at the other end of the B47.. Jus make some cereal!,1
@cammydior please do.  i need to come to Montgomery for like a week.,1
"@walkingmac very cute! Twitter isn't going to my phone at all today  that's why I said hello to it, cause I wanna know whered it go :'(",0
@vivek1209  you know my twitter profile http://tinyurl.com/mbdlvz has got a google page rank of 3. Yaayyy!! you got PR of 5,1
"Went to happy hour.... sick before we even started! Chicken strips with dairy in the batter, I despise you!! Still sick today",0
still studying -_- missed a party for that aajjj,0
@HANAGOOO super hung overish,0
I feel that T.R.A.F.F.I.C. ccTLDs in Amsterdam will be a great domain conference  http://tinyurl.com/traffic-ccTLDs,1
http://twitpic.com/6setr - Cristy Love You so Much !! 4 Days go to Madrid !!!!!!!!!!! In the Party of San Agustin,1
"Dropping the kiddo back off w/ his Mum tmrw. Another bash tmrw at my place, too late to make it a theme party",0
Playing Guitar,1
wanna go to the ppp premire,0
@Thatreal504 nuffin  maybe swimming!!!!,0
@backstreetboys of courseeee we miss there's not even need to ask ;-) it's been more than a year since you last came to italy,0
@CaramellSC1 Thank you so much!,1
@jchan985 @nlliang uh. why don't we all quit what we're doing and go to seminary so that we can do crazy things...biblically.,1
@DomainingCom The best investment your money can buy! - http://cli.gs/pdc <-- cool,1
"@ktoint83 me too, they just seem so young for such a life changing decision",0
i hate that i can't express myself without feeling like the 'bad guy',0
Newspaper errors no longer limited to articles..... A big advt by a tour company in a Pune newsp says Columbus came from Italy,1
My god Maroon 5 got twitter.,1
@Leafybear physical of course.,1
@Jonasbrothers and im excited! tomozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzo  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,1
"Just stuck my finger in goldfish tank, if it was a bath I'd probably say it was too hot, hope they don't boil!",0
depressed so just going to bed i guess,0
@fashionstudent LOL yes! your a food aficionado I can tell! you NEED one,1
"well, i guess i'll just pray at home, lol.. that's really not funny though... I WANNA GO TO CHURCH!!!",0
"@Silver_Craig  For you, anything. Even spicy venison sausage.",1
http://stopthecap.com is down yo -- must be retribution from TWC,1
"@PinkLightning_  Just get her msn and talk to her ,tell her to get her parents and start swearing alot and she gets told off",1
"So many people with bigger problems, I feel like zero...",0
Is still wondering how he managed to lose at golf to Dan last night - throwing away a 7 shot lead after the front 9!,0
"@Jonasbrothers Love it. Kevin rocks, just saying. He is the reason I can be a 21 year old & listen to the band. Saw Night at the Museum.",1
set my camera strap on dire with a candle  stupid candlelit dinner,0
really want to go to the nets,0
Getting xray of leg where I fell on it 2 weeks ago. Still badly bruised & painful.  @Gulliver212,0
"@staceemcfly haha won't be allowed  awwman i want to go now, i will another time (H)",0
@harsharon mmm bumpin sounds nice,1
ugh....great,0
@below_sealevel   like everyone is backing out   so sad.,0
Contest will begin tomorrow... It's taking awhile to upload everything. Sorry everyone,0
wishes to b at the space opening party,0
@annav_ haha you're funny  Where is your sudy party with Cheese located tomorrow?,1
Morning  gonna get some corn flakes then sneak abitta last min revision in there ;) me back about half 11 ish xxxx,1
Beautiful day!!! Jealous of anyone who doesn't have to work and study,0
"@Mollyschambrs that sounds fun... i'm doing alright, got a graduation tomorrow haha  and my sister graduates in 3 weeks, too...",1
@Catnboots How exciting! What a lovely thing to have to look forward to!,1
@kennethmckoy I love how it sounds  ughh we needa meet =(_asap. I'm tryna find the vintage denim polo button up_,1
@LadyEcclesxX oh man.. you only just got here!  LOL,0
@eltia54 yea I got that app  i'm trying to figure it out I feel like a dope trying to use it lol,1
is so tired after her 13 hour working day yesturday and has to repeat it today,0
"@startastic oh, where'd she get it from?",0
"@tdpersson Aww, that sucks.  if it seems like I've missed a text or two, I just check my iPhone app. So it's not that big a deal, I guess.",0
Wow 20 days...... Well I can't blame me for not having interwebz,0
I'm getting acquainted with my new Motorola cell phone. It's not user-friendly.,0
@nowthatsmint lol there's even corn flavored ice cream now! haha   3 in 1 plus 1! LOL.,1
"Hello @soBOMB hey dontuhateitwhen dey say FREE, den u get their & dey say SIGN UP, den u sign up & dey say CREDIT CARD DETAILS please",0
@psproduction omg they r having a daddy n me princess ball out here in staten island 4 fathers' day!!! N katie n u popped into my head!,1
@IronChefShellie: LOL! Very good point,1
please forgive me! please,0
Tell all your friends that they NEED to vote Marianas Trench cor Favourite Canadian Video @ the MMVAs until June 21st http://bit.ly/ZOpHQ,1
@grumpylazybum ja the riverside boys hat  good times,1
"@haraya just started reading the article, but i'd just like to say, i wish we had good public libraries.",0
i need more friends add me,1
@Martian68 i've had to put proper clothes on today as it isnt warm enough for my shorts anymore,0
Question: How much gravel is there on 10 square yards in your garden? More than you can handle,0
The storm is dying down now - I can see the clouds breaking over in the distance.,0
With two of my faveys! Round 2 fa me!,1
@shonap87 http://twitpic.com/4b2cn - niiiice.   and now whenever you use that cup... hahahahha xD,1
"is silly, I put in my french exam- regardant instead of concernant",0
ahhhh need a massarge,0
"@ddlovato hey Demi, don't worry u r perfect",1
so many new supplies to play with. but this house won't clean itself,0
i think i just died a little inside as they have stoped making tower burgers at my local kfc  whateva will we do now @shaundiviney?,0
"Ok back to work,  it really sux!!",0
Aint that the truth. I found another tuner...,1
No more Halo. I HATE you Xbox Live and your Stupid Maintenance. I really Needed to Kill people.,0
I'm such a slacker. Only 2 walls for 2008 season. I'll make some time for some new ones and start thinking about 2009.,1
I've found an unsecured wifi connection  tweeting in the sun!,1
"Heeeey! Follow Pease @jonasbro_fan please ,,please.!!!!",1
@ddlovato  i just saw your performance on the ellen show. we're so behind in australia  you were AMAZING and have such a wonderful voice!,1
@azmomofmanyhats She has an old laptop (sufficient for her abilities and needs) but the battery is worn ouit and the AC/DC pwr cord died,0
bored until later; im going to take a drive with shelby,1
Home again... time to go to the other side.....,0
@sathyabhat's dp's of late indicate an impending strip-show  hes now in his banians!!! o_O,1
"just got in!!!!! Cali babi! yehhh bois! o and speaking of bois, im missing mine  xox",0
best weather ever had a great weekend sun beer bbqs!! was awesome,1
@smlimon aww... that's great! If you go next week I will make it for sure. Me too!!,0
@MelodyDTF Ur major is interesting  I like it I would have done it if it was offered in my school but its not =(,1
@laurieat1201am Twitpic please!,1
Stuck at home for another day .... Damn this sickness!,0
wishes for something good to happen..   http://plurk.com/p/p675p,0
I think i got sun burnt though,0
Going back to Toronto to Practice Practice Practice.... www.myspace.com/echoriot anyone?,1
@caitlin_love is basically my sweetiepie hunnybunch.,1
by 6am this morning i had already been up for TWO hours n been to airport and back. To say goodbye to sister who's travelling for 6 mths,0
it feels like we spent two years at the grocery store!,1
i want to try and go back to the driving range... after a drink or two,1
@BENinDC yay! i'm glad to hear. but sad to hear about others,0
Ghost whisperer making me cry again  need more tissues,0
I really am not easily scared of horror movies but SAW 1 got me good!,1
"@d_garmo71 Yeah, it would be a very nice birthday present indeed.",1
too bad i cant sleep,0
"wow, one day off of work and I sit my butt at the computer for HOURS...will sleep soon, after this playlist   lekker  ;-)",1
"going for a night swim!  Btw the gang is all back for Toy Story 3, I am excited: http://tinyurl.com/ld96ob",1
@junytang  #it  Opera的 �覽器是支�最多平�的 我的plam TX 也還在用,1
It's #twitterlatte time  http://twitpic.com/6buxg,1
so glad the day is over ! excited for tonight,1
ArrSpan Mixer at Varnish til 8:00 - will be sad to lose this space to Eminent Domain  http://yfrog.com/659rtj,0
If only the wifi in this foodcourt covers all area,0
My hair is like a bush,0
"Thanks and hello to all new followers, afraid that I am running a course in UK for next week or so but will try to tweet consistently",1
"@lilaleila Hehe, thanks sweetheart!",1
hey ladies how you doing ??? still no play time yet  lmao booooo,0
@dpillie G-D's always ready to move in and through those who are ready to serve,1
@charlene_george wow i have never been there ..but would love to visit it one day,1
WrestlingIncVideo: The Botched Spot That Led To Mr. Kennedy WWE Firing http://tinyurl.com/ngufvy <--- Poor Randy,0
@MistyEyes182 I havent been in africa yet.. but i'd love to visit it one day =] my aunt has been there ! and it's cold here too,0
playing american idol i lost,0
@oscarBravo Excellent! I'm trying to spread the good word,1
@flip4blud you should go to sleep early and stop waking up during the night,1
@parasight lets get there together then  #wwdc #ted,1
Missing Jakarta already,0
@Lokz88 but make sure u let me kno cuz if its in july ill def extend my trip n go!,1
@jenkpep That sounds DE-LISH.,1
@tvpittner enjoy it! it's raining over here,1
"@Dannymcfly PLEASE DANNY, SAY SOMETHING TO ME. ANYTHING. PLEAASE. I REALLY LOVE YOU ! PLEEEEEEASE",0
@scooter190 sorry  if my parents were cool w it I have room but I have a feeling that they aren't,0
wish i didnt have class til 10 tonite,0
So sleepy after eating at Shoney's. Stomach tight as a drum and about to bust!,0
@imsoblazedrtnow noo....unfortunately he did not,0
@timtfj i cant play at the moment as I've hurt my neck  Haven't played for 3 weeks now,0
@br3ndabot long time no tweet,0
@mattsmithson no wonder your running son....,1
@dkeats LMS also stands for Little Man Syndrome,1
"@shayy_ o yea, #squarespace",1
@sharonsnest Yea! Congratulations! I am a "lifetimer" but am over goal weight   now,0
@MzPurp  Thats no good.. have a usb cord? plug into to ya pc or something,0
@hanaames First 100 are the hardest I think they tend to snowball after that I think,1
"@shinobistalin I'm sorry, I had to bounce..I was there like 3 hours  I got your $",0
"@organdon4life I think Bella is in twitter time out   I tried calling her and she didn't even answer her phone, she better have an excuse!",0
dating with jason mraz..,1
is treating herself to a fabulous breakfast  great energy to burn at the gym,1
So i've decided that i was definitely a drag queen in my previous life,1
"now where r u stay? i only want 2 know the name of country.ufff i'm hungry b cuz of u!hey, lets share food 2gether",1
a new day... work again!,1
I really dont feel good.... Again  so i guess i will have to call my doctor who still thinks my name is kristine,0
@piratephoto Too right! Congrats on that!!,1
"@bazzer Gosh, yes!  Haha. I love them. Their sound is so distinct, or rather, the voice. I can recognize it anywhere. Hee.",1
@Melissa808 @jlieu thank you girls for your hard work helping at little oven! I'll be looking forward to seeing you both 5/7?,1
loving tesco home delivery and re-working the website   Check out my blog: http://freshlearning.co.uk/blog,1
im sorry broke yu stapler  ~moment of silence.....I love Ebay,0
World hunger hits one billion people.  So Sad  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8109698.stm,0
@katahay Awww you're welcome! You deserve it,1
i'm ready for a holiday!,1
"Going to the pool store, then the Nike outlet with the McNultys",1
needs to sleep all day! but i have so much hw,0
@kimzwrld where? lol u dancin or what?,1
Arrived  over an hour early - no bags.  Had to sprint to the gate as the doors closed since United check in system glitches me. United,0
@emilymarie11 i know i was kidding!!!! haha im sorry reyghan,0
@katiebaad  That makes me very very very very sad.,0
Im not putting no weave inmy head though! Gonna have to deal w/ my short cut! @bheaird,1
"@ammii wow, you're up early  are you done with your report ?",1
Cute boy walks by and i do something stupid,0
@iamnotsteve,0
@lydiaogle the no camera rules were old. everybody had a camera.,0
@andapay It should only be necessary to have iTunes running if you want pzizz to create MP3s - any problems: http:www.pzizz.com/support,1
Since the knobbly ganglion burst earlier my wrist is desperately painful... Driving home was a gritted teeth affair,0
"@nutterbutternik thats okay, i'll live  When I visted Boston last year i was overwhelmed how many there were hehehe",1
@TatianaKM I like that - #BuckNationstrong.,1
Just woke up at 3am violently ill.  just let me go back to sleeeeeep please?,0
im sad... mom had an accident! worried about her..,0
@ModelSupplies you know me! yup cant seem to log out  but counting down now!,1
@amorow yeah pizza stone FAIL      (i thought butterfly but bowtie works too),0
"Hanging out with the very pregnant, due any minute  @polarbek, who never tweets.",0
Cleaning the empty house on cedar... Getting a little sad that i'm no longer a resident of this swedish oasis.,0
@janetasuncion no run... i'm doing afc half marathon in august  rnr was this morning!,1
"okay okay, I shall go to sleeo nowwww  Mom, could you please stop nagging me???",0
@drambliuko Sweet! Always happy to see someone start using Linux,1
Went down to the markets befor  got a few things exept this gibson dog tag i really wanted  im hoping to go back and look at it again,0
: mmmhmm. I'm a spoiled brat on my birthday.,1
"@meandmylies Right there with you, Reffy",1
I hate this road,0
canon powershot s400 you had served me very well. i am sorry that i left u in that car for hottest 3 days... i mourn your loss,0
This is a status update to twitter from ICE  Timestamp: Mon Jun 15 11:31:11 CEST 2009,1
@frankis5 how very cool is that. Rest up then. You have a few ppl's dreams counting on you. What a great gift you'll be giving them.,1
I learned three new solitaire games.,1
@AndrewDHall Ok well maybe I'll just bind and gag them! The Emo has infested me with her Download lurgy so I'm not in the best mood today,0
can't believe i've left my phone at home!!  I feel so naked!!,0
Graduation tonight. Bring on the tissues.,0
@scoslow The Hangover today.,1
"@carmenego Tried recording some electric guitar parts, I really don't like any of my distortion sounds  Need a new pedal!",0
wow. metro crash in dc. 4 people dead and lots of injuries.  http://dcist.com/   praying for DC friends,0
@phatty84 shady  lol,0
@evernote @eyeficard I need one of these! Was just thinking about it earlier today as I downloaded pictures via USB.  #evernote_eyefi,0
@trvsbrkr ..'cause theres no v.i.p. tickets,0
@milagro88 Take care Mila dear as I will do the same....til' next time...,1
"The dream I had, a simple fantasy that I wish was reality.",0
@hoopycat I loved watching the planes in the air though!,1
"@LittleFletcher Yeah!  Morning, Carrie! Plans for this Saturday? Is it sunny in England? xx",1
Back from shopping... it can only bring you so much happiness.,0
Put up on the couch with a hurt ankle while everyone else is frolicing in the park,0
@AshTisdale452 Cool  Is that for real?,1
"I just stood on one of those pesky wobbly paving slabs that soak you with dirty, gritty water  MY RED SUEDE MOCASSINS!! FFS.",0
@njaywiffle wow stop you all are mean  ex-bff's externally.,0
@alexpuig have a great day,1
"Sunday Night Dinner, woohoo. Then Asian Cuisine with the kids",1
yayyy fast and the furious is on wooohoo jordana Brewster mmmmmmmmmmm,1
"If you are a recent follower of mine I am not following back straight away for security reasons. I will do asap, thanks",1
"@momsmostwanted Nope, tinkerandpo doesn't exist on twitter",0
huhu..torn up..gotta be strong..im gonna back to kuching nex week,0
@MrsMoNJ no kidding! I forgot about Bale,1
ready for the weekend. And its only Wednesday.  Yikes!,0
I'm so pissed the download line up just keeps getting better and I'm not going,0
"@brinshannara Crap!  First Robert Jordan.  Now Eddings?  Do I have any live authors on my bookshelf any more??  Oh yeah, Terry Brooks",1
@producerkeith1 don't hate,1
"@thegoodhuman And Gallina Canyon is nice, too. ;)",1
I feel awful today and want to just go back to bed.  Too bad my kids aren't old enough to babysit themselves,0
@brittanydailey It's making me depressed,0
@mousebudden its ok  sleep if you need it sexii,1
"Off to the theater, are we?  http://bit.ly/F6kMV",1
I am not aging gracefully.Too many health problems.,0
just getin home frm work sad and touching I know! smh,0
@McAleavy quality  XKCD rocks. you got the GKCD on the phone? handy. will try out the keyboard,1
Well good night Twitter.. got some homework done .. no life for the next few days for me,0
@andyfranco Gotta take my little darlings with me for the longer vacations.,1
@DonnaNBC4 there were actually 2 blankets.  Out of control!  Poor guy,0
Am i going to miss BB tonight...,0
Off to have a bath! (I want a new shower),0
Al green dead? No.,0
CHCH's Randy Steele passes away after battle with throat cancer   http://www.thespec.com/News/BreakingNews/article/570296,0
"I've eaten, now to rest and then back to studying... And I don't want!!!!",0
@calliean nom no.   reiki?,0
"@SandraBernhard Sun, vitamin D AND William Baker? You're spoilt!! Have a great day",1
o-wee o-wee. what's uuup?  hahaha ...,1
@Lindascrush A young Boyd  I like the music!,1
"@shade123 Can't use your acc, it timed out!!  Really good picture! He looks mean and nasty!!",0
@aimeevee you hot stuff  I don't blame L.A. for loving some Aimee!!!...I'm comin' quicker than a tick in a New York minute...lol,1
The puppies next door are crying  makes me sad.,0
"off to bed, soooo tired. homework tomorrow",0
"@jamesstarsailor listen to eminems new song, that'll sort you out",1
omfg it's wayyyy too early for a weekend. Wanna go back to bed. Work 10-4  Anddd then stupid french.,0
The start of my Summer isn't going very well. I hope it'll get more interesting & less confusing.,0
@write_HB Was I zapped or do you feel like you know me?   I'm selective but that still equals a lot of tweeple.,1
My throat feels like I swallowed acid with chunks of glass in it.  I'm going to lose my voice... I can't afford it damn it!!,0
@tormodgibson LOL No. There were no sacrifices. Other than me not drinking as I was the designated driver...,0
@thebecker love the photos  keep on posting them!,1
Hello everybody. Today i'm going to vote in the European elections,1
with lu and stav.. and i have to get picked up 30 min  Beat ilhan on bubbles.. !! ahhaha,0
@amarie2209 .... I know!,0
With @jamminjosh in LA!! Gahh!,1
@DoHard  Bye!,0
"Fuck everything ever about being sunburnt  but i did get to jetski and wreck a jetski today,so i had fun ^.^",0
@loveshockx3 HAHAHA. Alright Mommy.,0
@andyfalleur  Missed ya at conference,0
just watched Donnie Darko again and it would have been better. p.s. I think they're making a third one about Billy.,0
Yay I booked my ticket!!,1
got caught in the rain in Bondi! But managed to pick up two swim suits for my trip to America,1
@pOuNd66  so I see a video and not audio or audio will be also included ?,1
@Daniel_Ryan lol i made mine today and well im following,1
"Just for fun: Jessica Alba weekly Twitter follower count: 35,138 (+5,468). This is starting to look like a movement.  @RealJessicaAlba",1
"@csoto haha I only asked @jasonwiener 20 questions and even emailed the tweet5k peeps before doing it, it's just for fun",1
"Aw, my connection's too slow, and I had my heart set on some Elvira. I need a friend with a PhD in horrorology and a movie collection.",0
Win: printing resumes at work to take to E3 juuuust in case. You never know. Fail: Accidentally printing one in your locked boss's office,0
Awwwh the Muppets is on  happyhappy...but im hungry. once again the 'rents have left me in the house with NO FOOD. shit parentss.,1
@rohansingh more like lack of work.,0
"Reaalyy poorly,, Can't talk, Cant Eat or Drink  Hardly Walking  Think im dying lol'x",0
You should open your Pinkberry in jakarta! imlooking fowardfor it  pleaseeee,1
"@sarahhh3 aww what a pity, haha nah i will miss you",0
maths exam is over finally no more mats exams,1
awww jeffy ure so nice.. :-D but u dnt have to..,1
@HappyMomAmy Costco bought land but.. no sign of them since the economy tanked.. this is a town that is down when econ is up!,1
@TiaLaw morning trouble. I'm having male problems,0
"A new kit, no flowers in this one  don't know how to link up,put some taps on our new shower and put up makeshift curtain clean at last",1
"Saw Grand Torino last night. It was good. For a second I thought Clint was from Landskrona, seeing how utterly bitter he was",1
Posting this from my MacBook Pro with the internet provided by my iPhone! How much will AT&T charge me?  http://bit.ly/6FH7R,0
@hayesfox5 if you relax like we do. Enjoy the rest of the day chasing your kids.,1
Walked in the door complete darkness tripped over aydens new skate board into a random box of toys and woke him up. Me = clumsy jerk,0
Just got back from a three mile run. I think I am getting shin splints,0
Is sitting in traffic on the way to the NO DOUBT concert  gonna be sooo freakin late.,0
@stbalkcom do u know ur joe is on here now?,1
@alicehannah i know,0
loving my Sunday rest,1
@trixtia Me too!!,1
I'm off now... can't tweet anymore! The Chart Show TONIGHT at 11pm with the lovely DJ H. BritAsia TV. Don't be anywhere else  big love x,1
prince harry is one blockk awayy x3,1
wolverine? needed more wade in any configuration,0
Ok. I think I've twittered enough for the entire day and its only 10 am!!!! Lmao. I'm getting off this addicting thing for a while. Ttyl!,1
@HealerAvalaura tie a sheet to two poles...homemade hammock,1
is thinking bout yoo,1
@meggerhun  No not yet  I check the mail every day eagerly lol. I'm so excited!,0
@ShaySooP3rfectt awwww shay,0
Found which exit to take. Thanks @Tianjinology.,1
@Dinner_Diary @eatlikeagirl  Let's try that link again  http://www.heidelberg-winery.com,1
"vote splitting ftw!  aidan, susan, diversity, n julian  !!",1
"Probably going to have to start going to the library for books.  I need a job, but if I get a job, I don't get fin.aid. WTFFFFFF",0
@dannywood Survive another day ? Have a gr8 day tomorrow ( or today already in ur case ),1
@alexoiu thanks,1
"getting ready to go to the game...everyone should come, there are fireworks tonight",1
"Eating sushi, the way to my heart",1
@gatorayd I need new glasses,0
@joyarogers yes it is!! its beautiful today  how are you doing today?,1
British summer = rain  Off to Oxford Museum of Natural History with the kids.,0
http://twitpic.com/6do8e - Here's Matt Nathanson and I  And a few friends!,1
"Ah, feels like i haven't been on my bed in ages, lol",1
Geburtstag. Hopefully spelt right  The race to pass my driving test is on.,1
@Spidersamm your a 'pretty man' then.,1
@bowwow614 http://twitpic.com/6erh9 - haha u do got bounce and u eva tld u you didnt is sycho lmao haha lookn good,1
@britneyirene i know! im soooooooooo hungry  we r going to hometown buffet wen i get home lol,0
@DonnieWahlberg what are these rumours I hear about the Australian tour bein possibly being cancelled?? please let it be rumours only,0
bout to pick up sum pizza....I know its late.....,0
"the hills! awh im going to miss @laurenconrad on the hills! its HER show, noone can replace her",1
*cryin* need chocolate icecream but macca's doesnt serve it during breakfast menu  i want an oreo mcflurry 4 breakfast,0
Porto's bakery for a late lunch,1
"Meal with my gurlies today , so im nao chillaxing after cleaning my room.  Today should be secksy....",1
@NiGhT_RaVeN13 i wanna see yours! dailybooth it pleaseeeee,1
today was fun. just had an hour long conversation with my aunt. funtimes.  bedtimeee.,1
@dani3boyz isn't @Ozzy just the cutest!!,1
@djruss99 love session 2 of king of queens,1
Can't wait til next week tho.,1
"@jakehh omg me too, i was watching old big brother promo's today,  sucks coz even if BB came back pre much no chance that gretel would too",0
I'm going to go lay down for a bit. I'll be back later.,1
"Happy Donut Day!  Nice peeps! @mrrocknroll, @Dynamic2020, @MamaCapps, @DonaldHardyCRS       <<<< my lame smilies",1
@humerme YAY ROWDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  so proud of you   can't wait to buy my copy!!!!!!!!!!,1
@smackthis *grins* ty baby!,1
sat on the sofa and thinking on cleaning the house!,1
"I need money, dammit! May not buy me happiness but it sure as hell does help when you're not struggling to buy food!",0
I r sad no release date for SW:TOR  why must you be so cruel Bioware,0
"I'm adding my fellow PFers.  Nice to see so many of us here, too!",1
@signsnownw we've been missing you during the webinars,0
@bruinmel Brew Co. or Maloney's is probably easiest for me...  I'm anticipating getting intoxicated early tomorrow,1
"@SirEdwardCullen I know NOTHING! K, maybe....",1
@blindmonk о как  похоже на марÑ?ианÑ?кие пеÑ?ки,1
"#bigfanfriday 2day, & i go & friggin loose 1, life sucks!!",0
@Lady_Twitster awe  **hugs** glad you're feeling better now though,0
"@GoApeTribe - i also turned undercover detective to find of a debtor,and catch out my unfaithful partner. A less fun adventure.",0
failed with chanel (ups it isn't a fendi) super duper sceeweeeyy dress.  engko2 shit.,0
Thanks to 'Twitpocalypse' I can't add tweets via my iPhone  more anon...,0
it's seven thirty and I'm going to bed,0
@anndr0id I'm working,0
"@TwitterQueenie ya..  sob sob...haha..my leg too long and when i do downhill, it curse my ankle and knee on my every steps.uphill is good",0
Hey friends!  Going to walk my dogs. It's gorgeous out! ☼ Wish you a wonderful & productive day! BBL!  xo,1
"@BradleyF81 Well, it is what it is now  I won't sell this car anyway, so, I have to live with dents. I'm uploading pics now.. takes time.",0
Totally feels like i just got punched in the stomach. I feel terrible,0
@JLHaynes GOOD! thanks for listenin to it!  how r u ??,1
@Suw you need professional help!   <and when you find some will you clue me in?>,1
You'll be proud of me @Mikharper . I've watched all of Firefly and Serenity + DVD extras in 1 week  Its so good! Film made me sad though!,1
"@JoelMadden wow, that pic is sooo cool!",1
@seaheidi What kind of surprise? My mom used to order new bees for her beehive through the mail. That always surprised the post office.,1
"@SatPlank Vi?iem ir uzfilm?ta series finale, bet to ner?d?s, jo b?s 2nd season",1
@davebaldwin Got your post in PeopleBrowsr - test worked,1
in South Africa but going to find a way to hear OBSESSED by Mariah Carey! I cant freaken wait!,1
Fab weekend  Great start to a new week   Feeling raring to go and been very productive so far today.,1
"Went with @amilikin21 today to see Disney Pixar's UP in 3D. It was awesome! Not as awesome as Wall-E, but definitely up there!",1
Owned her field internship interview today!  I have never been so complimented in all my life,1
Other lovely day if waking up feeling like butt oh excited. Not a good week for me  and I have to leave for work in 15 min,0
Working.  then celebrating fathers day at the hideout. And hanging out with jack!!,0
"@colour_my_world no biggie, they happen! Haha.",0
"@mizellw Yeah, no shit. But he's been dry too.",0
Twitterfox is buggy- I'm not getting updates,0
Medium season finale was tonight. Storm knocked out cable earlier when I was watching it. Finally finished it .. So upsetting.,0
@LauraKelly28 sounds a plan,1
@ElizabethBanks Aww.  *offers you a moist moist towelette*,0
@Mfjmaf Namaskar & Namaste r both the same. Marathi people say Namaskar! its a marathi word.... should i ? ...naaaah !,1
Just got a flat on the way home from flyering for a kutless show with @andy7bs & @MandaMichele3  my poor car... Only 2 car payments left,0
@room704 So I tried to get a badge on my blog for the party but they don't work,0
@Lurvebooks i'm okay Sam... still Anooping.  what about you?,1
@Calzer Sorted now,1
"mall cop is on,",1
"Can I go home now??  , I'm bored and I don't want to fix the mens underwear. I have no one to talk to, everyone is sleeping =\ haha.",0
re: Rafeal Nadal pulling out of Wimbleton.,0
such a gorgeous day. i am off to sunbathe,1
"waiting for the shows,wish me luck..im not into the mood",0
@domleib Princessa Topping!!!! DUH... lol; I think that's all I need...,1
"EA just invited to a free trip to Montreal on 7/13... The same day I start working, fml",0
KNEW I SHOULD HAVE DRUNK THAT LIMCA AT THAT SHOP..BUT I WANTED PEPSI,0
Good morning. may you all have a prosperous day,1
@Phil_Gresham Nice! See there's geekdom at its best - go to the new source of demographics!,1
"Is enjoying married life but does not enjoy being sick, especially on a friday.",0
I wish we could change our YouTube usernames  lol,0
shawty next to me has mad dandruff shit look crazy get from near me bish,0
@ijustine ... like you're stuff!  Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms,1
dark forest is gonee,0
"i want my neighborhood to be like on that 70's show. some cute girl needs to move in next door, and I'll be Eric. Wheres my Donna?",0
"Um so how is it that I am roaming my house trying to find a place to sleep... Like 4 bedrooms-taken, 3 couches-taken, 2 floor spots-taken",0
why am i always the one full of a cold in the middle of the nice weather! nt fair  oh well,0
Good Morning! I will never get tired of listening to "You Belong with Me" by @taylorswift13. I love it!!,1
"working on my job self-evaluation; oddly, i don't feel like doing it",0
I wish i was at the rays game.  but im sick,0
Damn the flash light I planned to buy for my #eos is sold out,0
@WN737_FlyGirl  Good morning!,1
@dukkrogers Congratulations! I'm very happy for you!,1
@NitroJohn Thanks for the Courtney reminder,1
"@chicodebarge I think I can handle that!  When ur promotion of the lovely music we have been w8ting 4 4EVA brings u to Memphis, stob by!",1
@wowxurxc0ol this is so sad were never gonna have medina again,0
wishing there was a cure for cancer already.,0
farewell to Farah...,0
I need to change my angry status. there,1
"Dad asked me why I was sticking my tongue out while I was ironing, and I told him it was so I didn't burn my finger, as I burnt my finger",0
There is no good place to grab a quick healthy lunch in downtown Golden. Looks like it may be Safeway,0
"my good golly it was hot today at the barn, I rode without shoes",1
"is trying to look to the big picture, but boy its hard to some days",0
"@TanyaKeith Oh, you mean everyone I'll be seeing here tomorrow?",1
@gallarotti Oh I am sorry. Of course you know what I meant. Please don't say sorry,0
"@Monicarrrr ahahaha so i tested my advice had 1 coffee then jumped up and down, it's not good i feel sick",0
So I sent my laptop to HP in Houston to get fixed...houston is flooded FMLaptop,0
Tiona says yeah I did thanks!,1
About to check out our hotel to eat brunch.,1
@Ester426 Hello who are u? Thx 4 following me.,1
not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don't really wanna deal with,0
"@ModernFoodie pls do, if it's not too much of a trouble! purplefoodie@gmail.com thanks a bunch",1
"Korean Dramas and Japanese Anime, story of my life",0
@rickypowell Morning,1
"@comebacknikki Sounds like where I work...well, did work anyway.",1
time to dream,1
i feen neglected! i aint get no shout out when i finally found you (( @purplepleather and we go wayy back  sniff im havin a kelly durin,0
"@UluvUY Hope you feel better, Sammy",1
"@StageStallion I hot, but no culture? ;-) I indeed hot, if you like big bears.",1
i decided on checkers,1
"@nathanfolkman A certain amount of ambiguity was intended.  Alas, not QUITE warm enough for me to go swimming yet! Gorgeous day, tho.",1
@dolts007 he's a doll!!!  thanks,1
@meaghankayye so much time off of work already with everything going on this summer.,0
"So far, buddy and I have won 4 sets of movie tix.",1
Boo @ Monday mornings,0
"Me , Cameron , Demi , Nicola and Emma i mitemiss it  anyothere time i would love to miss science lol going to get ready now ttyl",0
http://twitpic.com/6an72 - brought the fat cat meeps upstairs to keep me company,1
back home in the states  missing greece and moscow already.,0
looks like dodgers will win,1
"Pocket queries loaded, new caches ready, cooler packed .... See ya later!!",1
@sindai awwwwwwwwwww!   that makes me happy,1
@saraborrego I ask myself everytime I walk into this building. My mouth waters at the mere thought of kog,0
last night of camp!,0
"@_beeeee oh you serious i looked yesterday & they didn't have it  yesss lets, & hope it goes better than the baking..",0
I'm addicted to AC/DC's album Black Ice. It is awesome. I am learning the riffs on guitar,1
"@piginthepoke you got no food in the house at all??!! crikey, you poor thing!! ha ha could always get a takeaway?",1
i just wish i was at wwdc,0
Mobile Twitter doesn't want to work for me,0
this Sims 2 download would finish after two weeks,0
is having an allergic reaction to something.  My eye is swollen and my check is numb.,0
@lauzylouu imagine if we would have been there haha thatd be bad  id probz pee myself or something haha,0
@Aimellow Wow we were LOGON at the same time. Surprised~  Thank you for your explanation !,1
@pinkphoenix2146 I'm sick.  and my grandpa passed away this morning. :'(,0
@good_times I love you for being on top of this,1
watching inspirational videos on Big Brothers & Big Sisters of America and bawling.,0
@tatirijillo Sure is! I leave in 2 weeks!,1
they have to do like 6 million tests on me! well its only 5 but its a lot!  they told me that i have to get blood drawn TWICE in one hour,0
@selenagomez Press all day without JoJo  what a shame.. what a sad lonley old shamee.,0
"my computer died, I'll only be able to get on when somebody loans me one!  go check out the myspace in the meantime.",0
@theplastics Can I go with you?...LOL,0
@rosie_rage yeah  i used to keep mine up really well! but no one else had one so i got bored,1
is above and beyond... Life condition strengthened...,1
i am in love with my mac,1
"Uploading music on my ipod like Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Savannah Outen and Jonas Brothers  Love you guys so much!",1
@Vomit_Launch @Nourn Thanks,1
"@electra126 Ouch  Make sure to wash your hands well in case it's something on them, and rinse your eyes if you can. Warm water. Let me kno",0
surprise. surprise. i knew it that she would put less pics of me and my siblings on the vid. no surprise there. :| but i still ? her.,1
wishing @sydneyowen a very happy birthday  now time to start off my day!,1
I'm tired today....but I did have fun last night!,1
@Candy73 Thanks,0
"Archie is marrying Veronica? http://bit.ly/jiodg  She's in it for the money!  Oh ya, never mind.  He'll come around, it will be Betty.",1
@dearsammm awww darren?  we miss you too!,0
I feel awful today  and I'm stuck at work 730-4ish,0
"When I was small I can't sleep without my snoopy doll. And the doll is still with me, in my cabinet. Ready to be hand over to my baby",1
@Mariafh: Oh okay. Wait. I'm going to give you the link.,1
@viirtuousbarbie UGH! you don't cook for me anymore.,0
I guess four hours of sleep is better than none after all. Making appointment to have left shoulder looked at for possible pinched nerve.,0
"@ArchAngelica17 Haha, you finished the movie? Buenas Noches!",1
Last meeting of my life,0
@ruv I hope they can do better than Oracle,1
@Pearl OMG sobrang hindi pa rin sulit kahit may sale.  Their regular prices here are so much more expensive than standard prices in Spain.,0
@moonfrye HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!! You're my fave celeb to follow,1
"@tommcfly good morning, good mo-o-orningggggggg, good morning to youuuuuu.",1
@iamgardet gardetttttttttttttttt! aha.  whats goin on?,1
Do u follow New York sports? Check out this new show www.bigapplechannel.com. Leave a comment and I'll be ur best friend!,1
Takin in calls!!!,1
@GeoffGodsey maybe you can get our donation pages up and running? Just a thought,1
@YeliBear yeli wats good? u still owe me a sign,0
@MadysonDesigns LOL you can do it! enjoy the day!,1
@JadeFournier Don't even think about killing yourself ! Miss you sweetie,0
Everybody cut loooooose... footloooose.. kick off your sunday shoes!!,1
"@mileycyrus I'm sure you will be gorgeous!  I really wanted to vote for you, but I couldn't registrate.",1
@hollywilli you are such a hypochondriac lol .. take one of Mellies nausea pills ...  poor holly,0
@stellaweenas emang sngaja dtg pagian ingin meramaikan booth youthcamp dulu.,1
@andydroo It's good to know that we're sharing it out for once,1
"@Dragoncade Happy Friday to you, too  Hope a wonderful weekend!",1
I'm worried about lindsey.,0
@googoodolls http://twitpic.com/56m0y - Really nice!  Grettings from Brazil =P i love goo goo dolls (L',1
"@DemiLovato4592 super funny! this made me laught, but Im sorry for you  I feel the same thing for my iPod",0
@SallyMcGraw she got bored of the old blog,0
""sometimes I feel like I'm just one mistake away, from you leaving me this way..." heading to church!!",1
@Gulmohar Welcome!,1
@WiseGrass I shall provide some more info. today,1
Aiya!!! I missed some phone calls!!! Important ones!!! Sleep some more,0
@BostonBookGirl say hi to all the Dutch runners,1
... I am commissioning website for Music in Country Churches. CHECK IT OUT and support us please,1
@GenaLivings Goodnight dear sweet friend!  Have a wonderful day tomorrow and know you are appreciated!  Hugs back to you!,1
morning all.... successfull all nighter ...well done to me and Beth,1
omfg i forgot how awesome slurpees were. I can definitely call this trip a success now,1
I hate this weather-the sky is so bleak,0
I woke up last night with immense chest pains! So uncool,0
http://twitpic.com/6a2rj - puppy party the other day  you should of seen the amount of puppies!,1
"The house is slowing down... Quiet settling in, just like those ribs",1
http://twitpic.com/7hmp6 - Haha was looking through old photos and found this from P7. God we look so young   Good times,1
@robsteadman work,0
No rugby + crappy weather = sucky Sunday,0
"finally awake...coffee, FOX, kitties, spending time with God",1
Off to Amsterdam gonna have dinner at Teuns place!,1
At kohls..oh and my throat is KILLING mee  I need to go home and just chug down tons of soup,0
juss gt dne arguen wit da wifey....,0
And my phone is at 10%. That means it's time to go.  good night I'll try can call tomorrow but it's sunday and that's a busy day here!,0
"@MickCornett Taking the kiddo to see Earth this afternoon, but Wolverine came out . . . I bet that's a good choice.",1
@cibu17 http://twitpic.com/6sfr2 Ok girl I chopped off ALL my hair - I need products!!! HELP!!! I never made it back to Bubbles in NOVA,0
"i caree wayyyyyyyyy too much. filing this down as argument 543,763,085,042",0
Finishing off a project with having a bad headache,0
"Oh edgar, the speech was great!!",1
@Pirate_Bunny Eeep not good,0
"At my mom's cause my dad is trying to sell his home, so I can't live there anymore; I got kicked to the curb, pretty much.",0
@mileycyrus it's my favourite thing when he wears any shade of purple,1
Twitter is back!!!!,1
chilling with Hannah!,1
hello #new followers,1
"@dunnk12 Congrats KD! Gotta love beautiful, high-quality, handmade, local products.  www.jeeta.etsy.com",1
@ClaspClasp ah that explains it I got the regular one. Still think I should have gotten a bonus disc or something,0
Somebody stylish wear my design. I'm so flattered,1
CHEMISTRY AHHHH  FAIL,0
break ups are really hard   boo its so hard not to run back. but sometimes you have to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve,0
Our dog has just emptied bin bag of guinea pig 's hutch sweepings all over patio   I may establish a dog-free zone at this rate #dog #fail,0
"gorgeous sunny day, really want to go outside, still not sure i can walk on my stupid ankle, i need a wheelchair",0
My mailing address is not my practice's address (& I have no access to mail there) but Bing won't let me enter 2 addr 4 verification.,0
I think that Monday + Rain + energetic twins= quite a yucky day!,0
@apbrenn we'll go!,1
"Yeah, my internet is gone.",0
Poor Keri. I hope they put her on right before Beyonce.,0
@jadedlioness :O SO CUTE!  Yes. I'll be uploading it later today.,1
Laying in my bed and wishing his battery wasn't dead. .,0
"Watching the best movie ever: The NeverEnding Story!  I wish my babbby was with me, though.",1
@charliesaidthat ni xue hanyu ma?  i'm learning mandarin too.. got my grammar exam coming up tomorrow..,1
@Ahdayar you'll be amazed.. things don't get done on their own.. i gotta make it happen  and im working on it while i type to u lol,1
"@chipcoffey oh thank you, someone who finally doesn't spell it Tif. Biggest per peeve",1
@pitchforkred  sorry to hear that bb,0
@Ninepinkbears SevenSwords Prologue: http://bit.ly/jxFlJ,1
@PinksTwitFans ok,1
interning at newsday. blogging all about the hamptons.  check it out http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/localguide/outeast/blog/,1
"came across this today, Proverbs 12:15-16...word! Counting my blessings",1
"Oh no, swine flu is in Orkney!!!",0
damn.... dat sum1 can really b mad messd up...n da sad thing is dat i cant talk to nobody bout it..,0
Busy time in the darkroom. Nothing truly outstanding. I'll Flickr one later. Too damn cold down there. And i'm having trouble focussing!,0
twitter is not study,0
"@Twenty4thEleven Some say love grows out of friendship, others wish 4 love @ first sight. You'll see what awaits u sooner or later.",1
@DonnaAmos btw... I know I didn't email those dates... having trouble finding a good time for the class,0
my head hurts... great!,0
@kambabe def not pregnant - not an option. been ill since yesterday morning. have fever and feel nauseous,0
@twerkface good one! you just successfully made me drool...,1
i cant sleep cause my stomach is growling,0
"Day 3: Guy Harvey's for lunch, hobo beach, nap, Duval street, back to the hammock with my pillow, and a shooting star.",1
@westcoast_man yea..im in bed but i took a nap earlier so im up,0
"@xxTylerxoxo why not?  He's sexy. AND I STILL LOVE JACOB, but come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Paul is gfnhrdjxmznfmdx s *drools*",0
Everyone sign http://twitition.com/m3v2n just sign it! Don't b lazyy  (Re-Tweet),1
yea! i have ma own twitter...,1
"@jahna_t Sounds like my last 2 years or so, sad times",0
hmm im losing followers now.. Am i really the boring????,0
@Capn_Steve That... that made me sad,0
@newkidsfan Thank you!!,1
and red wine brings out the tears and the laughter.... perhaps too much of both for me tonight... bed time soon.,0
But if it all comes together i'll be looking for someone good who can dance the Tarantella,1
@itschelseastaub http://twitpic.com/4vp3x - *swoon* Nick looks so cute when he is serious  *faints*,1
so lost & can't be found,0
@makeupbymario i love that kind of make up..,1
is off to the office now.  I wish I could stay home w/the hubs...,0
JR just beat me in overtime at 2k9  he not seein me on xbox thou!,0
"outstanding day, and i'm at work.  come visit me, i'm at hugo's til 7",0
good grand prix just a business thematic to do now,0
met a cute guy from san fransico who is leaving tomorrow  why do the cute ones never have extended stays,0
@MrsClarkster Thank you  xxx,1
"About to leave my friends tempted to get fatty fast food, but ill just go home and eat sun chips and a ham and turkey sandwhich  non fatty",1
Thank You God for a beautiful Saturday! I'm enjoying my study time wi Lil Bub by my side. Then afternoon lunch date w/ my handsome honey,1
watchin tv. jus got done cleanin up! havin a good day today! thinkin 2 muh self!,0
@vanderbiltwife LOL...You are funny.,1
@JasonBradbury twilight is amazing  the books are even better though! They are so good!  x,1
@rustyrockets i need a date to zombie prom in portland oregon. my date canceled want and could you be my date,0
orange orange vitamin water is the best. what do you think?,1
"@despairxfactor I heard that too, but @papaya9183 said it was pretty good  she hates gambit though...",1
Mission Impossible three sucked.,0
@mjkramer  ...please read "in reply to" this info rocks  thank you for sharing.... Amy simpletownUSA.com,1
@ddlovato  Wish I could go to your first headlining concert!,0
@kenakasoulstar thank you.,1
Feel like my whole world just crumbled  soo sad.. Going to visit tanyas family now..  I have no idea how I'm going to keep it together,0
ugh..last day off  takin the pool back and gettin a slip n slide today,0
"@soxnfinsfan All day?  only depends on who the concert is..otherwise a day with your gal, no way enjoy!  (now if it's the jonas brs gdlck",1
"Dear Tuesday, Monday and many of my friends were very kind to me, I'm hoping you will be even greater.",1
watched a late night showing of star trek. it was awesome!!!! Bones is the same,1
My house is foodless! All I've got to eat is a peanut & chocolate cereal bar. I HATE peanuts  . But I love chocolate! how cruel.,0
ouchy ouch,0
"@DrWayneWDyer Doc asked me to stop Bikrum for now  and use infrared sauna.  If you haven't tried IR sauna, I recommend it!",0
loves when you think someone has forgotten about you...but they prove other wise!  it made my day,1
is hearing family drama coming from the other room.,0
@615Redbone I know right!! Im too pissed!!! He got forest looking really bad!,0
"really want this new #iPhone (http://bit.ly/1MfMoh), but stuck with this #blackberry http://bit.ly/UqB9n for 6 more months ugh",0
"@amandabynes rain is no good.  lol, just wanted to say i love your acting! you are very talented miss amanda",0
Just watched house...now chelsea lately,1
"@newrichjulian i am always optimistic, always  enterprising, & never satisfied... but i am not a  gardener..",1
@1jaredPADALECKI Welcome to the madness that is Twitterland,1
Ugh. Muggy day. Gotta get stuff done today. Errands suck,0
@DawnRichard NEEDS 249 MORE POSITIVE PEOPLE ON HER TRAIN...SHE A GREAT PERSON INSIDE & OUT...SO GO HOP ON HER TRAIN...CHOO CHOOOOOOO!!,1
"@MrAdamLambert Yes, you are allready MY role model",1
@Corkyy thanks baaaaabe  hope you're having a good day.,1
so happy  people're painting my room violet!!!!,1
"@HansOei tahlillan is over now,doing nothing...both of us",0
I would like to say hi to all of my new followers!!!,1
"@utterhip Well, just catching my little piece of it - but I'm all for sharing",1
@Niamhxoxo http://twitpic.com/672ei -  yay :L i drewed this,1
"@brampitoyo Yep, you get 160 for DMs",1
I really don't feel well today...,0
He hates the playpen   http://twitpic.com/6f6ab,0
Dgringolocor Darling. Mi guapo.  Do call sometime. We have much to talk about (both present and past..  ),1
@cherrybun is it like a marmite sort of thing you'll either love it or hate it?,1
Come find me jessica and beat the shit out of me like you want. I'll be at river front park tomorrow. Rather have physical pain anyway.,1
@DavidArchie have a GREAT day today! and sorry you aren't able to see those concerts,0
@ahmedzainal boy trouble,0
so so sore. feels as though have been pummelled all over. but why?? i demand a reasonable explanation!!!,0
@iamjonathancook fyi it is cool to call an ipod a pod now.  hahaaha,1
@kristierenee It's gonna get worse. Did I mention that I had the most HORRID sunburn on the boat?? OMG..Worst ever. I feel your pain.,0
Bye bye New York,0
@JamesMcAvoyMB  of course!,1
@michaeldlilly i thought an iphone could do anything. There has to be an app for that.,1
More homework.,0
hahahaha  kc buzzed his hair hahahaha,1
"@shefaly I suggest Goodreads for English, aNobii for multi-lingual collection. Have been too busy to write a post about it. Sorry.",0
@LiandraB "this video is not available in your country"  what was it?,0
"@jessewatson1 great, now it's stuck in my head... "you know that I could *be* somebody!"",1
so sad...i think it's cuz of the rain but who knows,0
Good morning! What a great day.  Enjoy it.,1
"@loopylou15 oh i will, thanks!",1
May you grow in wisdom and flourish,1
"@KelCaz Sorry.   Their loss, imo.",0
"Is ufc the mixed martial arts? Cuz I love watching that stuff- its awesome. Now its morning and it's not on anymore, nor am I home.",0
i hate storms,0
"1 Year, 42 days.. Best day ever!!!",1
can't stop watching disney channel,0
"Really, really funny redo of Total Eclipse of the Heart music video. Some really funny shizzat!  http://ow.ly/cE5k",1
@JasonBuglass  Well you know who he is now,1
"@HarunoSakura awww that's awesome ^-^ lmfao! XD Sakura-chan..ur really hillarious u kno ^^ *smiles, giggling gently* and btw! nice pics",1
uhuiii... move up by 1  34. bleuken.com,1
@JBMovies I hope you make a great movie there my dear friend ) fingers crossed here,1
@giddygirlie well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show.  @raisinlike lay on the guilt again.,1
i should get more sleep. excess baggages are forming under my eyes.,0
Dnt wna sing at Teri's concert,0
@tommcfly awww ive been trying to get you  played on the radio and they  not playing u,0
"well, i guess i need to figure out what im gonna cook today...i'll catch u guys in the future",1
Good Morning  i ate pizza for breakfast,1
60 mins is heartbreaking tonight,0
Test from my mobile...,1
is desperately missing Cape Town  .... make that anywhere that isn't here... that is a large city.... that.. oh to hell with it!,0
omfg im so bored i have nothing to do,0
damn... drop by 4  86. evilscience.org,0
"@cspeedphoto thanks Dan! This is my second icon, I sold my last one with bike and was bummed",0
"@Valcatherine haha, i do. I've been ditching all my classes today, haha. Btw, i forgot to tell you that i'd be late home.",0
Woot! Found the download link for the file I was looking for.,1
todays my b-day  and im going to a double header baseball game and im not goin to play my PS3 or pc until tomorrow cya,1
The world would be a better place if bins attacked people who dropped litter...,1
On my way to Newport Beach,1
@steaminlt24 I love mr. Thomas!!! He really does always hook it up,1
im hungry. but i dont know what i want to eat,0
@JohnnyGWeir I can't wait to see new Poker Face,1
@chelseashake Last Night!  haha..i pmed u ha :p,1
"@bridget_m_ mm im hungry, we have no food",0
"@susiee hey you, stfu",0
"@heycassadee instead of sugar, use splenda!",1
#followfriday megapixel - She's a good girl,1
@JeanetteD_MK I'm waving Jeanette!!!! Have a great week.,1
justttt had one of the most brilliant/hilarious convos ever with @xtina_kay while catching some rays,1
now im getting stressed,0
@fetticini07 she gets off at 7:30...so we could start the movie and see what happens lol i also have hot chocolate if you're interested,1
@unredacted @warneronstine not here either  poo,0
"went to the Hamptons this weekend - not too sure what the big fuss is all about, have these people been to CA beaches before?",1
@ryanbridgwood I'm going sooner 29th July,1
@dgageot have fear for your future. By now people may use their mobile phone as TV set,1
@KennethCK It was awesome! Too bad you're not here,0
I am going to have a nap. Then I need to move furniture & sweep/mop,0
@Lybbe then I have no clue.,1
my schedule's all messed up. gaaak. too many deadlines looming in the horizon!,0
"just met with my counseler, what am I gonna do with my life!?",0
@Rai7Rai biz is great! can't wait till the day i can take a day off and go paddleboard with my ohana though!,0
Reading a good book  nearly time for my ten o'clock snack and Martin is still in bed. Happy Birthday @JLake155,1
ignore my last tweet. tonight is going to be another night spend in my bed. alone.,0
@summermarion  Great tips.  Thanks!,1
"@TheEngTeacher dammit, getting to know this corner very well",0
Is happy she doesn't have a hangover,1
@utbrp No Bachmann in Psycho Talk,0
death to not being able to fuccking figure out how to find my friends,0
Doing Assist. Suicide intervention course for next two days.  Good so far. Food rotten,0
aaaawwwwwwwww.....Danny is out  but i like him! --american idol.,0
omg chicago y can't it be summer already,0
"So, I spent the day outside and I still glow in the dark. I've seen corpses with more color than me",0
@barfoon No NXNE action this year  Are you headed to any shows?,0
"@chrismou River City guy who was my lecturer. I could get a sponsored bursery, I just don't know if I want to go back to Uni for 2 years",0
Aww...no sugar ray for thao,0
Skipping reveal. Oops,1
Is depressed sine the xbox has gone away for repairs,0
*Sigh* Animal testing is such a depressing subject to be doing an essay on,0
"Walking with shoes, sox, pants, shirt and hair ALL WET!... I fogot my umbrella",0
"@uhhuhherfan75 send them an e-mail, contact @storenvy here too..  better asking before sending it back, I think...",0
@razedinwhite Bah. That's pretty rotten form.,0
@suasex Are you a fan of Sophie Ellis Bextor?,1
"@acidicice That is very far, but good that you get to see them quite often",1
@mizzshellz Goodmorning,1
im not sleepy at all and its almost 1!!!,0
@maddihorse yay!!! thats so awesome,1
@SpokaneAD thanks! i did,1
@angelhazeym Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
"@infidel118i yeah... but well, it's a potential direction for the future.",1
http://twitpic.com/6b969 - last night together in 60048.  dad's playing air guitar hero in the basement.,0
"So I am back in lame Nebraska, home of the nothingness. Finals are this week that should be really exciting.  Not.",1
@Farfromtheshore missing Caitlin.  I know how it goes.,0
hate when my parents leave  but great weekend and lots of delicious food lol not to mention a Hog rally hahaha,0
@neestaples Thx for FF  #followfriday,1
Oh what a muddy mess.,0
Having said that my wife forgot she was meeting a friend so she's just dumped me! We're not going to Liverpool today,0
i love the smell of bbq in the summer,1
@LOLcatz11130 thanks for the congrats! you have so few days left a italia...molto triste?  i feel your pain..even still. SOAK IT UP!!,0
First twitter,1
Then a rape dream!!! Wow!!! Those both were no bueno! First my bro has a death dream about me and then I have one a week later!,0
hello world. how are you? tomorrow i write a Test :/ and an monday und next friday too. and then i write still 3 test in the next weeks,0
@Stony419...have a little faith!,1
@1m_a_dork awww hope everythings okay,0
@oli4b it's oooo sooo still.... shhhh shhhhh,1
@panah My pleasure,1
The BoDeans' song that always makes me feel squishy  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7qkmu,1
@Mateocamargo M'off to buy it too :] Unfortuantly not in the same HMV as you guys  see you friday though! p.s put statistics on the set!,0
@MarthaStewart BEAUTIFUL! handmade turtle & fish ArtTiles inlaid jewelry box http://bit.ly/vfAXT,1
@corn_please Yea but I have to go take an American Government first,0
"@beatnikz Aww, no way  Not cool. Sam's here yo. We just got back from Sagada. I was soo hoping you'd come ovaaa!",0
@licia33 aww wow Thank you so much,1
"12:06, 3.0 isnt out yet",0
I thought I will be sick,0
@8ball_ What's wrong with reese's?,0
"@miszniris and d was like no, its only dat weekend, she looked so sad. oh and that saturday im doing a double ugh",0
@TheRg Really? It was a month?! Wow.. okay. i'm progressing! just slower than you'd like,0
"@natalie_12  Going there is never fun! I'll be thinking of you, and hope you get better/healed! *hugs*",0
Wants to go to warped tour...,0
@tashaskywalker You know how we both have shitty keyboards on our laptop? My L key just broke. I'm scared it's going to fall off!,0
headachey,0
"Helpful" neighbours just moveed down all of my radishes and green bean plants,0
Yay MTV Movie Awards!!!!  7 noms for twilight,1
playing uno on msn,1
busy day today,0
@Bokul aye. same here  but what options?,0
"haven't been on this in a long time, just been sick and doing nothing but drinking sprite and od'ing on stomach meds aaaand had to work",0
"Now, got job applications to fill out  - Wish me luck.",0
@aussiecynic cause my parents just like to stay at home,0
@DivasMistress  the princess has to go until 26th!!!,0
@Karoli Shit. Sad to see your a spammaster. Now I guess I have to unfollow you too.,0
@ddreyeron7  - it could be worse right?,1
anyone know any good taylor lautner fan sites?,1
@ButterCupC00kie GEEZE....ok - deserved that!,1
@Ellie_mcgrath91 im coming the 8/8-16/8.. hope it will come up a gig or something  xx,0
"@kyle270 aw good  lmfao baby block them!haha,i'm sat in citizenship doing nothing :l its so pointless!haha love you xx",1
@Famous_Twit Aw! Europe not in it yet,0
@DarkPiano I'm great not too sure about my friend @musicgeekchic. She might still be mad for my monkeys tweet!  jk,1
Is off for the day but still has stuff to do  I'm about to get moving I swear.,0
"@pinot ow, nyebrang ke bahrain juga dapet toh  mantaff",1
"I broke my 8Start, I shall have to rebuild my version of this app",0
Yeay! it's Friday wooo!!! am looking forward to a relaxing/fun weekend,1
Long day ahead of me. I just realized I won't be able to attend Solo Christo.,0
Can't wait for my gorgeous fiancé to get home from work,1
i have no food and real hungry,0
Been sitting here for hours trying to revise. None of it's going in.,0
"Unfortunately I didn't get a range level. Only got about 3k xp.  Ahh well, it's still something.",0
@zeddessarts  Brittney's back too   How are you?  Seems that @sdweathers has been shut down.,1
"in time you will get it young grass hopper@nataliehickey, lmao no but seriously it's not hard to get you will get it",1
sitting with hannah nd becky having a good old chat,1
"I'm going to the Chris Leavins Story Hour on Sunday in Victoria, BC... Cute With Chris Live on Saturday night was sold out and Im busy",0
"@BROOKSjbphoto Well, drive careful!  Twittering and driving don't mix.  LOL. I'm definitely enjoying my Saturday since I'm not working.",1
"@zefrank    sorry to hear that, don't wanna tell you to perk up--b/c sometimes great stuff comes from sad.  but feel better sometime.",0
@Chicago_Ted Probably because it's a Saturday night and I went out to the bars alone.,0
@alexparr  Goooooood Morning!!! Up and about head to the farmers market.  How are you?,1
My favorite part of the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno is Jaywalking! Loved it! Will miss it!,0
"Geeze, my inboxes are kinda' lonely right now; especially my blog in-box   I'll do a vlog in a little while ;-)",0
Just bought the ms doutfire dvd. Anyone wanna come over and watch it,1
@AllTheSausages    Do you have Walls Pork Sausages lol  - @AllTheSau... http://bit.ly/ZTI6 - - - - -,1
Hating on the twitter follow limit  Makes my milk curd!,0
@rachie499 are u dropping by tonight?,1
Is listening to old mix cd's from 4 years ago.,1
"@feltbeats Yup.  I just placed the order and I'm supposed to get it in 2 days, so hopefully it'll be up and running by then.",1
my tweets are too depressing for my cousin to read.  love youu.<33,1
"@ewanmcdowall me too! I got it twice, too",1
It's bucketing down! Our weather matches Moto GP,0
Good morning Chelsea Fans!! It is a Chelsea Blue Day  Some ESSENTIAL breakfast reading/viewing..  http://tinyurl.com/klhjqd,1
Cold Rock white chocolate cookies and cream ice cream + mango ice cream + macadamia nuts = win,1
@xplode hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this,0
"colored my hair dark brown yesterday , yay !",1
i seriously can't put my own picture,0
lmaoooo ; ok TWITTERS MAJIC IT ISSS HAHA,1
@djequis Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
@mrskutcher i wish i could help but im away from home,0
@tommcfly i wanna see you in a bath,0
up early to start work,1
just watched THE HANGOVER....oMG it was so freakin hilarious,1
@Meaganbeth we can be your support group for @rustyrockets addiction.or we might make it worse  xx,1
Making RAMENNN.  NomNom,1
ZOMFG!!! Look at this DP!!!  Now follow me you fuckin BOTS!!!,1
"ilovegoogle, move up by 2  76. drawingboard.org",1
@Travel_Trade Jm new baggage policy no guarantee on 2nd bag,0
@HazelBlearsMP welcome to Twitter - hope you're not too downhearted at the moment - Gordon properly stitched you up,0
The song i want to listen to keeps stopping halfway through,0
@awesomemoments yaay♥ really?  i'll go with Less! I hope i'll see u too,1
@JulieBancroft I will hear it,1
@KellyAnnPhoto Check @etsy and be *wowed* by the choices with those search terms.,1
@darciakw i know right?! already tried that and rick said no go.,0
@DianeHeitman looking in the Village...and for a miracle for one I can afford...how's that,1
3 More Sleeps Then Of To The Grand Prix.. With A Special Someone.. xx,1
"TGIF!  Goin' out tonight. Definitely still sick, but wtf ever I need fresh air! Thank god for medicine",1
"my lonliness is killin me , i must confess , i still believe  !",0
"@ThaChipsta Understandable, no worries! I'll be in NYC July 24-30, and hoping for Ohio in Sept or Oct!",1
@ivyandres its a nice pair of shoes. i checked other nike shoes if its worth buying... it is,1
@gloomylilcloud Yay! Kiss your lovely. Relax and later take awesome photos and I miss the damn Gummi Bears,1
"Halfway of the Vernissage, my best friends and I went to McDonald's for supper and i ate nuggets....so yummy  then got sick",0
@Woahitssarah and i'm over. getting older. if i could just find the time then i wud never let another day go by.,1
is back. That didn't take long at all.,1
"@Asbo_T Lol, I also think that mindless chatter is the most likely reason for my early release",1
"@joshsharp By the way, I take that personally you bastard. I have feelings too.",0
Listening to acoustic umbrella,1
Headed to work,0
2 hands and 1 mouth - now thts a real DRINKING PROBLEM,1
@kv it's not anger...i'm just done being taking advantage of. i need more friends like you,1
is at the dentist for a filling  #fb,0
loves when people ruin birthday plans,0
@noodleblue You're not excited any more? Does that mean you're skipping Indianapolis on your trip now?,0
@popelizbet old magics plus new tools equal power most fierce,1
feeling very alone tonight.,0
thinks she will not be able to go with @dhazhtin on Wednesday.  http://plurk.com/p/12oc9b,0
"@sstacey Haha, I just had a "Hey, John Schneider is in this movie" the other night",1
"eating california rolls, watching weekend at bernie's II.",1
@KeepinUpWKris i will definatly be watching....i love the show,1
"Cleaning, doing laundry and then heading out shopping - grocery and mattress shopping  Should be a riot!",1
@jesssicababesss I am SO jealous if you! Have an amazing time. I'm site you will  x,1
listening to Eminem on @mfm926 reminds me of Bruno's stunt at The MTV Movie Awards 2009,1
Uh bout to go to dads tomorrow! I jus got done packing.  Jackson is so annoying but so cute! He Got his looks from his big sis!,1
"@HannahAdlerNZ OMJ really? Thats amazing. The Edge, here I come",1
"I really like #tweetdeck for iPhone, but it crashes at least 50% of the time on my 1g phone.",0
"@BElanna_Torres OOC: No, not yet.  Ambassador Soval lost his, too",0
"@johnandrews leaving tomorrow, any good camera stores in Chicago?",1
"I don't think I can keep up with this #ohyeswedid thing, too much work",0
@DavidKirlew count on it. Chat later,1
@jhowle you should be going again with me,0
"Anyways, back to that quiet time I was talking about, this twittering stuff gets old fast. I have 13 followers now!  lol.",1
sucks knowing you have an awesome logo sketched ... and not enough time to finesse the idea in Illustrator before the deadline.,0
"going stir crazy, this search algorithm is aggrivating.  Just like the iPhone app that stole my idea.",0
@twitter my profile pic is a red X  what's up?,0
@exxy omg! Im so sorry to hear that! Hope it goes better next time!  #iphone,0
MY first pos,1
@Teknikscian boo  I'm working,0
@nickjsalt awwwwww nick  u got this sickness bug that everyone is getting??...x,0
"@clanravencub LOL, I hope it won't ever come to that. Poor thing is a little sick today. Caught flu after her trip with grandparents",0
All of the debauchery I planned on having this weekend is giving me an ulcer.   #JUNEDON,0
"#musicmonday -> McFly all the way   Already listened to One For The Radio 20 times today, probably annoying the neighbours by now!",1
((SIGH)) I SOOOO AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR TODAY....NOPE NOT AT ALL.,0
@letmesign OH YEAH ITS BROKEN NOW  HAHAHAHAHAHA,0
Upgraded to #Android Cupcake. Stereo Bluetooth. Much better camera. Video added. Works faster. Niice!,1
it's not what you twitt --- it's what you do,1
"@GabrielDNasc "I am human and I need to belong, just like everybody else does" Moz já cantava lá nos idos de...",1
@majobie i am sick of that! goshness cant u sing something normal i.e @ddlovato i cant wait for her new albumm,1
its officially 2 months w/ my babe  he got it right at 12 o'clock  ilu baby!,1
"@TheNotoriousBRE hahah, heyy  your so lucky the show is sooon!",1
@LesleySmith Yay! Hope to see you in there,1
9 days of summer school to go. Gahh  how annoying,0
I love the Chinatown Night Market! I wanted to get bbq squid tentacle but nobody would share with me.  http://twitpic.com/7vcak,0
@jonfine It really was a beautifil NYC day - walked from 103rd and Central Park to Columbus Circle  Gawjuss!,1
finalls this week. it sucksss,0
"just back from outside, now just being bored.. andy body knows something?",1
"Star Trek was masterful. But right now, all I feel like is that I have been played. I cant imagine how the other party involved feels...",0
I feel asleep earlier and now I can't go back. Guess I will stay up watch the sun rise(havent watched it since I was a kid),1
@KristinNorena are you playing with Rico and growling at him,1
i love how much time you put aside to spend time with me.None.,1
"Got my messenger buddy back, thank goodness. Was feeling a lil lost there for a bit. :/ backs to normal.",1
"@preachingtube Tell me about it, i'm skint till the end of the month as i went mad this month when i got paid lol! I'll scam my bro for 1",1
Trying to set up Xbox Live and failing tremendously...brain ache,0
Listenin to Kevin Rudolf-Let It Rock... awesome song..!!  Dancin at 7 woohoo..,1
cant wait to get home. i hate my job,0
@forsoothed  if i had it my way id spell it wensday but unfortunatly im not a roman emperor/viking god..so i have no say in the matter,0
@marrriia ill bring you food,1
life is funny and sometimes you just have to laugh at its situations. lol LMAO,1
Back @ work. I have a case of the Mondays.,0
Savannah kept her spot on RD's top 30 countdown this week! We're going to have to make sure she moves up next week  KEEP VOTING!,1
Thanks everyone for suggestions r.e. http://elearnr.org. Will keep it as-is for time being & consider using it for staff CPD at Academy.,1
Birthday Girl Here  - Just had lunch in Starbucks with mum! So goooood. Next up - Sleepover!,1
late for work,0
Going to Turkey in July  x can't wait  xxxx,1
GOT THE JOB  bring it on express. Going out with emily and Matt. Concert was awesome. you guys rocked it!,1
UH OH there's TWOUBLE in the TWITTERVERSE! A MUST SEE FOR ALL Tweeples http://is.gd/nFe1 Fun & makes ya think & some truth to it Enjoy!,1
"Busy week! Advising appt, dinner with new roomies, 2 tests, and tons of homework",0
@MissShuganah Your avatar 'mockingly' self screaming in horror at the 'pastiche kitsch' of real horror.  Good morning sweetie.,1
On the big yellow thing for only 8 more days. Ah i'm so tired  <3 mandyyy,0
"My 3days wkend was so short, had only 1 day rest. No more long wkend till Oct or Nov I think...So sad",0
"Alone, up in the night, like always.",0
@StineWith herrrrrliiig!,1
I'm gonna go a whole school day without twitter tomorrow starting when I wake up. Gonna turn my whole app off  WHO THINKS I CAN DO IT??,1
@SystraMaria June 29th.,0
Got my credit now. Now got to go back to college.,0
"Making a mushroom, asparagus, & chicken risotto... here's hoping it tastes ok",1
and i thought i loved ebay,0
thinking of buying a snazzy new jacket for the 10th but I hate clothes shopping. Anyone want to lift this burden from me? No? Thought not,0
@stanula sorry about stretch,0
Why do I keep studying? I'm really not that good at it,0
will be on my own for the next 10 days,0
I'm at home trying to write something but i got distracted.......,1
"@Elena, no, i'm sorry  I made a small application that made a slideshow, depending on which styles you choose, you can choose 3 or less ^^",0
Ash just called to say the production for can't say goodbye is going really well,1
who has facebook??  add me,1
"Just took a Shower. I'm clean, I feel good, fresh. Lay in bed... Tick tock, tick tock...Now I can't sleep",0
"Menunggu dicabut gigi, and i know it's gonna be very hurt",0
"http://bit.ly/NCpZe YO VOTE FOR @thomasfiss, well beacause you know hes amazingggg  he needs to win. hes ballin for replying to me! (:",1
"Gym run this morning, now r'n'r in the couch.",1
Basset hound sitting w/@amac84. Perma-sadface     http://twitpic.com/5dhxg,0
"Nothing but the truth, often we only get half the truth which in fact is a great lie",0
@PinkyNKOTB neither can I,0
everyone who plays xbox check thos place out http://microsoft-points.blogspot.com/,1
@hashmarket nice. You too?,1
Just had some McWings and McNuggets. Life is good  Now finish my damn brief and i'll earned my keep for today!,1
No responsibilities except work right now. Life feels good.,1
@changeisgood1 hey there change!  thank you for the shoult out!! Appreciated!,1
Already bored. Glad @pHitzyis entertaing me,1
Not as fun as it couldve been at church  valerie wasn't here!,0
@kicksavetwenty http://twitpic.com/4jjoq - this guy is so hot!  haaa!,1
@sixtwosix They're having too much fun to Tweet   #wesuck,0
Damn you West Brom... I knew I should have put Schwarzer as my goalie instead of giving Given another week,0
Muahaha! It all worked as planned! Hehe.,1
"bored, talking to the hubby<33",1
@april_miss I am so sorry to hear that babes  *hugs*,0
My connections real bad . it takes 132414235149984 minutes to load up,0
"@SensualStories Lookin' to be tied to railroad tracks, young lady?",1
About to make a late night run to Wally World...I really don't feel like it,0
have to write my internship report..there are so many better things i could do,0
Feeling anxious and not quite ready for Monday!,0
But most Imp I wish I could have watched all those  stupid PS,0
swine flu suspects in the next county. oh dear,0
Ahh job interview at criterion today! I hope I get it!!!!.,0
Today is going to be one of the greatest day of 2009,1
jeni's was quite hilarious  'hi i'm ted' 'hi i'm carol' 'asiffff!',1
My fingers are too fat for my phone,0
@evelynl88 def not!!! Didn't fall asleep till one!!,0
is not looking forward to class and work tomorrow.,0
I've got proper side pains,0
i want him to be Mine,1
@Roseyland I didn't get to see much of the airport. I landed in E. My gate was C12.   http://myloc.me/12RL,1
"i love only one guy, who liven`t here in my town",0
is very excited for the 2009-2010 plays....oh...ever so excited!,1
"Yikes!  Tornado sirens went off in Indy!  The weather has gotten better now, I think I'm safe.",1
"Going to sleep.Tomorrow the routine again, buu",0
@nell_xo I hear ya! Not much of a game  hopefully barbarians will be better,0
Joey Kelly ist einfach ein Titan  #defb,1
Getting the wall borders and stencils ready for Kids Church tomorrow  I still retain that I have more fun with this then they do,1
thinks don henrie is damn hot  lol,1
good morning everyone! its game day! whooo hooo. GO LAKERS,1
@AngMoGirl What?! Did u buy it in the shops today? Does it look good on the box?,1
"@molz19 only 7?!  if I only went to 7 I could be down here for every game also, but no way I'm gonna ask for a pass for EVERY game ya kno?",0
"@carocat yeah, I have a whole list of tv shows that I really ought to watch.  I'm just generally not a tv watcher though, so takes effort",1
dont know why google mail mobile kill my opera,0
@seventhcycle:,0
@inditapasti  gw mau bngt kesana lagiiiii. Whoops the first tweet was wrong,0
"Going to bed now, hoping for a great happy day to morrow. The sun better be on it's way !",1
@Kamakacci_Juice YES!! is that bad?,0
@lindascrush yes maam and fffreeezing I might add.,1
Just wanted to say Welcome and Thanks to all my new followers!!! I hope that I make you smile on a regular basis,1
i need a hot chocolate.,0
"@jackiboy June 15th- my last exam will be over! June 22nd, DofE Expedition in Snowdonia",1
going to the movies. got my bag packed for state board,1
@taylorswift13 http://twitpic.com/6g790 - well....i know MY lake hair is not glamorous.... but im pretty sure ur hair is ALWAYS glam.,1
"Aww, I wish I could go to school today cause I love this kind of weather",0
@ps7girl Awww thanks jessica for the shout out! Love uuuuu tonsssssss,1
Back to work...don't feel too tired today.  Really bummed there were no shifts on the hub.,0
@sbilabs Thanks for following!,1
an injured guy  http://elections.7rooz.com/link/524/ #iranelection,0
@hoarie whoohoo!  Hey there,1
@Domness   dont give up! come back to it later with a fresh mind!,0
needs to have lunch with an old friend before she jets off to live in new york,0
@StephPC lol ur more than welcome to join,1
@crinklecut twit pic seems to be down - keep trying,1
Talking to the coolest kid on the planet until i fall asleep.,1
just realized what my hidden talent is... opening knots. ANY kind.. doesnt matter how big or small.. DAMN im good,1
"@AndrejRavnikar Once you go outside small Slovenian network, the number 899 seems nulle...",1
"Calculus it is, because, after all, i'm still human. Now to reprocess everything in existence",0
http://twitpic.com/4wipd ....goodbye childhood mementos,0
"this heat is making me feel so ill :-| , this is scotland it isnt suppose to be this hott but i lovee itt  xx",1
i used to be cold but my tempertures changed,1
"Crap, Peaches is sold out!",0
"got a virus on parents' laptop, not cool. I need help ASAP before I lose everything I have on this computer!!  --and get my ass kicked.",0
my laptop is totally knackered so won't be on for a while - sorry,0
"@erininstereo it seems that you love your dog so much. Don't think about that, he will live for a long time",1
ah this isnt normal. Who is awake @ 8 on a sunday morning.,0
@Joita_Jonas I Wish I Could go and buy It butt I Cant.  so Im Out Byee Take Care,0
@Twittoring yesit does stop in dec 2012 they musta got bored with making calendars,1
it's 9.37am and it's saturday. why am i up??? doing my nails now and then get some breakfast!,1
@hannahvictoria that's awesome,1
"Ivanovic, Djokovic, and Dementieva is off the Garros title track already??? sad  Go Roddick and Safina! http://plurk.com/p/xg3ip",0
had a really good cheer practice for Ike today!   Friends and Family night on Tuesday June 2nd! Its our show before we leave for camp!,1
off to watch chloe and caden soo happy i havent seen them since tuesday stupid tummy flu  yay ... today,0
_andrew_g Ok keepin it under wraps !!  cheers!,1
there's a crack in my couch and I'm gradually falling into it. afhv lightens my mood even brighter than it already is,1
@cosmond thanks a lot for the mention - great to be listed!,1
"Retweeting @pinkhairedgirl: @me // dude, could you like either use your account or give it up? i want your username.",1
@Moonlightbay Re: you're so square - Bryan Ferry    Buddy Holly first then covered by Elvis,1
I don't know what to get my dad for father's day,0
"@tayallday of the 3 lineups, i can honestly say we're playing my least favorite. i wanna see radiohead!",0
twitter makes my pc slow..huuuhu,0
I guess it's my affiliation with Chelsea FC and @stamfordthelion that has led to @samsungfootball following me. Not complaining though,1
formerly know as @MKshine09 ... now @niaraRoc  love all youtwitfaces!! Goodnight!,1
Actually breathing this morning. Must be that the rain washed all the pollen out of the air.  Will soon be killed by the resulting mold.,0
"@EricaMarie_09 I just saw your tweet. I know, i'm sad.",0
Watched GG after so much time... it was as usual.. "very classy"....,1
"@rumemmanuel answer your msgs, dbag. I need to get my mags from you.",1
Yawwwwwwning @ the Office!.......,0
going to the ocean today,1
Fun dinner at BJs! Boy did get sick though  fun day. No word on a job yet. Hoping i did awesome on my transciption assignment this time.,0
I feel so bad abandoning my twitter for one week,0
"No A/C at Domino's till Wed . 80 degrees & a 500 degree oven.,,Looking forward to burning 1500 calories tonight.",1
@natalietran I love your videos! I used to be a little anti VLOG but you've converted me  you should do one about Scotland!,1
LaMar can't pump iron at good ole SJH today because he's at the airport waiting to catch a lil ole plane home...,1
"@kasibaker sadly, when you work 4 PT jobs, there's no such thing as overtime",0
"Oh my god, I have totally neglected twitter today, sorry, Im just going out with a friend today",1
is home now. No perverted well endowed chubby milf stalkers in sight,0
@dougiemcfly No your not!,1
is tried from painting the loft room,0
"So a weekly pass with my local bus company would save me money, but not if I have to pay to get to town to buy one - where's the logic?  x",0
"Watching "Bride Wars" and loving Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway, as always",1
Ewwww im tired of creepers!!,0
Got my new pc up and running. Device manager shows 8 CPU's,1
Is chilling with family at home,1
Getting ready to go to meeting.....Yeah!!,0
Everyone's gettin all sentimental... I'm not ready to go yet.,0
@NathanFillion ... all donate $10 to KNTR and ask for your recommendation for our first book. Wanna raise some money for a good cause?,1
excited for new work shift..,1
@CarylsRealm thank you!  they loved it and that made me super happy   sigh of relief!,1
"Has a headache. Been writing all day atthe steps to just one thing i do. 43 pages later, i think it is done. 25 more processes to go",0
It's. So. Early!  Want sleep,0
Heading to Norman OK today. Just had breakfast at Cracker Barrel and getting ready to head north. No storms today to chase,0
"not cool pop, really really not cool",0
"@thescript hopefully, you will. I already bought the ticktes and would like to see you performing live again",1
i think i'm gonna go to bed  i'm very sleepy.,1
Its a blessing we r this far and still counting. And that nurse brings me extra snacks. Dont know why. Do i look hungry or something?,1
"@twid Amen, Mr. Glass-is-half-full.",1
"@haneeys hi honeys, nice to meet you here too  my holiday? is definitely going to be spend with my loved ones! are u coming to terengganu?",1
@Liiansz OMG I can't wait to borrow it from you!,1
just ate some delicious pancakes me & @katiebug0294 made,1
@gokrisgo but it's not nice!,0
"says ok, going to  bed. Goodnight!  http://plurk.com/p/pavmh",1
@ElenaBerrino Dude... I puffy heart you. That just made our day,1
"i go now ... this morning I'm going to church ,after ... i dont know! lol good night tweets later come back",1
"@niggums aww janice...  there will be a rainbow after the rain, no worries!",0
As if Cairon Went.. Well gutted,0
hates fucking hayfever and feels shite,0
@barbsrad ah jim  Jim did my first one! Hes awesome!,1
@mileycyrus http://twitpic.com/6dvj4 - you look wonderful  congratulations on the award you got! you deserve it! you're the best! i lo ...,1
hit the twitter jackpot!,1
@torilovesbradie aww thats gay. what a looser dw bout him  or mayb hes outta cred,0
@lilmissdainty how was your wkend?,1
is sad cause the ocean plans were cancelled due to rain. Yay for birthday rain,0
really feel bad to study in school on holiday,0
I HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A JOB ONCE AGAIN THATS REALLLLLLLLLLLY BAB,0
Another fantastic Ashes to Ashes but wasn't it sad? Even sadder that it's the last one next week,0
Still trying to sort this out LOL I love it I feel like a pensioner on a computer for the first time  no offence,1
"Yay made it home in spite of several potential pit-falls such as ill passangers and broken PA. Lovely to be home, and weather is fine",1
Eating the yummiest Triscuits! http://twitpic.com/6rwfv  YUM YUM!,1
@RevImhotep Allo mate! DoomFerret put me onto your twitter id,1
"Back in second place that won't do! *votes*  and yes, I am voting on the US one too but not many others are it seems",0
im grounded today  text me!,0
welcome @sassydolphin to my twitter mad world,1
Disappointed that my felt hasn't arrived - am going to have to go out and buy some more now,0
about to hang out with the guys then check out first fridays. looking forward to the music at bridgeport church,1
@donnieklang I <3 YOUR MUSIC!,1
Last breakfast burrito from here for a while,0
"@glovely I suspect that TCEA is the source of swine flu. Of course, I could be wrong",1
#musicmonday eminem-beautiful,1
"""In """" Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, """" you see Dementors that suck the Life and Joy out of you and taking your Will to Live.""",0
WHAT!!!! david archuleta went back to LA?? hope he can come here again,0
@CarlyPatterson no worries!! u can always sleep on the plain so whatever!! and yeah please keep us updated!! have a good night,1
@MsTeenaMarie And we STILL love you. We is me and @afreshmusic,1
@exitmould SHIT. i feel like a right douchebag now! noooooo    omg we could have fangirled over HIM!,0
"just arrived at Dulles. it's freezing and I'm on no sleep, but.....I'm happy.",1
@JoeyBlonsky Joey so happy you're on Twitter!!!!!!!! p.s. this is Kayla G.,1
@starleigh2000  I take it you don't have a week off? bummer,1
A skylit drive's adelphia comes out tuesday june 9th (: excited i beeee,1
I only have 5 entries!,0
My iphone died,0
@Mum_of_Six oh no! Just a quivering bottom lip not talking much sort of one,0
@nabigator They havent announce the asian dates yet  have they come to your country yet?,0
"@simplyjess400 i'm good, just down here sweatin in the jungle.  smack some booty for me tonite!",1
"@KeepWerking ha, ha, got me all excited there, oh well! enjoy Star Trek it's very good",1
@OlieX7 Me too,0
"@culturepulp I hope everything's ok!?! I got nothin' on the ideas front. Except, you know, envy that you can draw and I, alas, cannot.",0
@Gtwilighter ohhh i c!! thanks again bb!!!,1
"@cheia Haha, but of course! I miss him",0
five for me - three being the same person,1
@covergirl08 I know  don't remind me!,0
@JohnjayVanEs but not here in Oregon,0
"drove to post office to post prizes, then to tesco to exchange blender, then kfcs....abbey centre and now home to rest an hour b4 work",1
pulling an all-nighter. off to the airport at 5.  it's fun when you send the person sitting in front of you a chat on facebook. fun times,1
"@andrewbaron you haven't even tried it?? It recommended I assasinated you! Too funny, I figured it was suggesting ppl active in it",1
"@katieanncurtis yep  . i ahte calculator ones. I have NO idea what will be on it, probs trig and pythag.  a week full of exams. YAY",0
"@james_brooks yeah, glad you're infection isnt too bad. hope it stays that way",1
Ohnoes! Danny Gokey will be saying goodbye to American Idol.  Sht. I wish Adam left instead. Go Kris Allen!!,0
@adelleywelley Who are you talking about?,1
"@vendramine Definitely one worth replacing, though.",1
@Puriity Haha..thanks..asyik makan kuey teow Rm2 pun dah jemu juag..need to find other varieties,1
@royalblueb we used to watch True Blood together,0
can't go to your match,0
These Harry Potter movies really suck.,0
Aaww man I can't believe that saturday is about to come to an end. I  have to to to school on Monday.,0
@RealAnnieDuke lol at sugar coma  who is that anyway? dont recgnize him if he's on the professional poker circuit,1
"@_santi no still visiting in Dallas until Thursday, then back to SoCal",1
"@theladywrites Hi Catrina, good morning",1
@MattCali y the fuck didn't I c u at Avalon on Saturday?  I was hella lookin forward to seeing u!!!,0
At golden corral; haha we love food,1
happy it's not raining yet though,1
Cats: unimpressed by thunderstorm. Dog: wishes @dataangel would come home,0
hey stephen by taylor swift,1
recovering from the 4th migraine in 2 months,0
@lloreall Yikes!,0
"@meducate I have no problem talking to patients,many say I talk too much   I do not overbook or over extend.  Rather see fewer happy pts",1
At church. Why are we here again? It's too early to be awake...,0
I want to party,1
Really like Terminator:TSCC but it might be cancelled. Why do SF telly series that I like get cancelled? I'm a kiss of death,0
@tigger1013 *goes  as he shows he doesn't have one*,0
@MacFreakNL welcome to Twitter!  (KidPaddle op forum),1
"My head is peeling all dirty, it hurts.",0
I dont feel well...  ... vertigo/sinus pressure,0
Oh snap @iamknaan is performing at the downtown applestore in SF @ 6pm. I wish I could go,0
Saw mad hotties at the gym.. No one hollur'd  maybe its the hair??? http://mypict.me/2eaX,0
@gabee_  nothin new it's the same haha,1
New headphones ordered. I will have to be more careful around door handles in future,1
hmmmm im thinkin abt marryin weezy...,1
@daracallinan ino!  they are back on youtube xD,1
@LeMonjat So defo just a spammer not interested in tweeting. block job for me!,1
Im so stupid imy mom didnt have work so she could have came to the showcase  #fb,0
"@andymelton Our plans are to vacation in Vegas for 2010, so hopefully that holds together",1
@cwalk44 I'm ready for you to be home right now!!!,1
"@jeeaans haha! still, potentially the funniest joke they've ever invented?! / @liampennock !?",0
"@Coriantura Right after I figure out how they get those rings to hook together, then pull them apart. Baffling!",1
What a nightmare of a morning. The battery went in my key fob for my car and I was stranded in town with a load of shopping,0
@mitchelmusso i LOVE your new album!! keep up the good workkk,1
"Warped, July 17th",1
ay ''inipit''. :&  [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/12gh2w,0
@ddlovato is the prettiest guurrrl out!!! wish i could be as gawgus as she is!!1,0
@calypte_sarah There is that.,1
@Marcftsk its not a beautiful summer day hwre in the uk  just chilling watching tv with family,0
dont you get it? i always win! remains of the J,1
i feel like eating a Lydolf ice cream.. it's really long time ago since i eat one .. and it's the best ice cream i the world.,1
have to wait til Friday to see Terminator Salvation... boo. T2 Skynet Edition blu-ray coming today tho,1
I have do u give them in return,0
@heyjude2010 I do! :L You drive?  Im going to start my lessons soon,1
@conorcaldwell I have another session left of them,0
Met THE cutest guy ever! PLUS he's my age (Ok I admit. Little older) PLUS he seemd to like me 2... OMG. Prob never c him again.,0
"@ThisIsBRIAN ay brian had to check u real quick, i its been a hectic week. Hows everything",1
@Shinybiscuit make one from tea towels/curtains,1
@SethFox fantastic. but i lost all of my high scores and statuses on all of my games and programs when they moved to the new phone,0
@auntieflo @EPMorgan "Don't do it!" WHY must people get married IN SCOTLAND when I have exams?  I wanna goooo!,0
"@kaccat You and I are in the same boat, kaccat. LOL  Nothing witty to say on this side, either.",1
@OfficiallyAmy i promise i'll make it up to you,1
warm & restless.. I won't be sleeping too well tonight.. no shut eye as of yet.,0
"Auurgghh I feel like crap. My shoulder, arm, and leg ache. My stomach is upset. I feel weak. Blahhhh",0
@DebbieFletcher I can't enter the site ! I don't know what's goin' on,0
"@Priincess_M  i know how to fix it... you, steven and me. pho! things will be all better! yay!",0
What shall I do with my haaaaair,0
"@Philip_Phobia can't find a photo atm, but it's reaal short with a mini mohawk. a boring brown colour. i'm so depressed  haha",0
I'm selling my new White iPhone �200 anyone?? Not.I love it too much I would marry it if it weren't weird,1
"@junde LOL... Yes I do Sept 20 - 23 for a fashion tradeshow, but I think I have to go there with you next weekend",1
"Getting out of church, Feeling good  miss my Tampa Fam",1
@mandz28 gee thanks !,0
"I feel sick  ,  I have so much art coursework to do and I don't even know what it is..",0
"IS going bowling tonight in Llandudno, hate bowling",0
"@iamdaniela Did you get burnt?lol.It is almost dark here now,winds blowing a gale not raining though  end it our way then Byron Bay direct",1
@thomasdurden i wanted to go to again so bad! Its the closest you come to me  good luck,1
"@ perpetualspiral Hi, wishing you to be in the upward spiral today",1
"yay i found people to follow, now i just gotta get people to wanna follow me. Im still very new to all this.",1
I want to be in Dallas,0
"@LovelyRita13 Be Safe! I need to walk, last few days have been hectic; you're a good example for me.Great threads on WDS by the way",1
"I am setting myself a new bed time...4am..I have so much stuff to do before finals, and there is not enough time during the day",0
my number of updates reads 1066. And what happened in 1066?? surely someone learned something in history,1
goodmorning! thank God for the Start of a new day  hope u all have a blessed week ahead,1
Wathcing the lemon tree and relaxing @home,1
Wonders why they have Viagra commercials in the morning. If you can not get up in the morning then you need to go to bed earlier.,1
Tonight is a goodnight,1
is excited. Lots of good things happening work-wise here in Melbourne,1
@MervLukeba I actually just turned 20 last night  I'm so old i'm like halfway dead. haha,0
wants to find more of her friends on twitter!!,0
@janole hi Ole?have u received interview ?,1
Got back from my Run. Played some BBall too. Played 21 and I lost by 2,0
Ooooh nooo the NASA TV audio of the weather officer's loop just faded out,0
@AsukaBlossoms LMAO. Thanks.,1
@freddietastic Hey look at you with all the different profile pictures. Very Cute!,1
@Rwil007  My wk has ben rough but Im stil blessed. . . All of my kids r sick. . .1 has strep throat 2 have a virus  "ReStOrA ",0
mom's jaw still hurting.. can't even open her mouth by an inch! poor mommy..,0
@ryankelly81 not remind me.. I got all my shit ready and a suite dwntwn. Now all dez events we got July 1st-July5th got me thinkin...,0
@DwightHoward fantastic game last night  well done   1 more,1
@thaismartinsjb ahhh,0
@dejune117 Aw that song makes me cry whenever I listen to it!,0
@ButterflyerGurl Meh I hate all of you,0
is listenin to @JesseMcCartney. On the way home from church.,1
Yes yes y'all damn insomnia strikes back,0
I missed flooding twitter with my tweets.,0
"Awe. After hours pediatrics, here we come. AB hurt her knee",0
@SomethingGirl Maybe he has really good insurance. Our healthcare is great... Just not affordable for all.,0
my heart is still with you  i miss youuuuu. come back!,0
sitting here. with my twin!  bout to hit the pool.,1
"Okay, now I watch the Simpsons while I wait. I'm bored",0
lost 10 bucks cause the lame-o lakers won booo,0
@AundrayC Thanks for the retweet,1
My phone cant run music station..,0
@SMG1994 I Sure Am...But I'll Be BEYOND Mad If I Go 2 Sleep & Wake Up With Like 199 Followers AGAIN,0
"@Afsoon oh and he's such a good and HOT husband , so it's all worth the work.",1
@sweet_sea hey steph! How are u?? Welcome to the twitter world,1
Hi again people,1
Number 999. My next tweet must be something really special.,1
Wants to go to SC really really bad now!!!!,0
I'm yawning in church! But.... Running on stage with the fab Ms. Ashley Guin last night was great!!!! Miss it!,0
Is doing the morning show ... little sleep = very red eyes = not a good look for tv,1
Dangit...cuz of this weather the house painting is going to be dragged out till next week.,0
meriwether didn't play long enough,0
view my picS on twitter pic!!,1
"Had a good day, time to hit the sack and wake up at 7:45 am! YUCK!",0
@drinkhaus we stopped by your shop on saturday!  so fun!  & great coffee!  2 thumbs way up from omaha!,1
blackberry..... REALLY SOON,1
Well my goal wuz 100 new followers today...so far im only at 42 :/ i need a miracle to get 58 by midnight,0
...for once in your life just say I'm worth it...,0
Aww man  I have a developing itchy throat,0
@jnthnlckwd why pray for me!?,0
"@bottlewreckage  I would, and i planned on it.. But my truck is being held hostage at the peppermill.   Maybe ill get it back b4 it ends",0
"Chipotle :333. Man, I'm gonna get fat at this rate -_-". Asian girls don't fill out the way hispanic and black girls do",0
@jedielf nothing to be said... Just nothing.,0
@c1applegate: oh..that stuff always happen on vacation..im sorry,0
"ouvindo cd da CINE , domingão show entãao ????  DEMORED !",1
@RegularRon music for the evening?,1
who wants to go see Matthew Broderick on Broadway with me?! seriously!!!,1
Diet pepsi is so delish after a night of drinking..,1
"i dont feel so great, i think im getting sick",0
WORK TODAY AGAIN~ everyone takes advantage of you when you stop going to TAFE.  Heading offline for a while~ �ゃ�!,0
"Works in IE7, but not in FF:  document.getElementById("fileInput").click(); Ä?iá»?u mình cần là cho Firefox hoặc cả 2",0
Pressing On...,1
"has plans put clothes away... list more stuff on etsy, and make more somethings for etsy...  http://plurk.com/p/vh7db",1
Anyone want the NEW song "The Borrowing" by Nobody Yet? They gave me specific instructions to send it to everyone I know.,1
"@AndreaKidd Ouchies, I hope it isn't anything serious!",0
worst job yet. But potentially great ! haha hope i get a site visit.  Still my ipod is dead  im missing it .,0
finally got my fone back working it locked me out,0
@jaebarreto  you make me smile!,1
"@DeafSteve hi,i am deaf too. how are u? i am fine. love greetings from germany",1
@Mongoos150 Oh thats good .. Yeah good place to get some summer cash!.. hehe!,1
I'm finally getting Animal Crossing:Wild World,1
@yowneh True ( I was actually watching a movie that time so I decided to nap first before I continue  But then... yeah :|,0
loves being the Madonna but wants to be the whore sometimes too.,1
@UKLisaW aww glad you had a great time  Did it stay dry in Manchester for you? Hope so xxx,1
"@ashAfied Yeahhh, moar memory! Oh, sorry I missed out on you at HONfest yesterday.  But it looks like my staff got a short clip of ur perf",0
hi ho hi ho off to work i go ....  would love a lie in.,0
@shaundiviney green day are the bomb  xx,1
@gracerowling i went down the west coast not to camp  me too! made a real dumb mistake but got exta marks for the last paragraph.,1
@TraceCyrus ukulukukukukukuk please,1
1/2 inch left and I had to let the Sopranos go   I hope the Tony Soprano is as good!!,0
What a beadiful day  na-night,1
"Morning. CoD 4 sucks, I've already completed it, what a waste of time",0
Getting ready for school... this should be an interesting day lol    NO WORK   so i'm out at 11:30 to do...... whatever ;),1
my parents think i'm stupid,0
"@flipgonzo You should write a poem about that, you got a good start",1
"@pyroatx You know, to an epileptic , that pic looks normal",1
is not feeling well has to have a kidney transplant  at westmead childrens hospital mum is giving me her kidney,0
getting ready hagin out with nathalia sheee's leaving tomorrooooow!!,0
@MomsofAmerica You're most welcome,1
i might go 2 acmoore later 2 pick up som art supplies-but 2 busy tweeting right now!!,1
After the heavy rain... Here comes the Sun... But stuck in the office...   http://twitpic.com/7lldu,0
"@tim_butcher Ok, how are they hangin Tim - is that a bit blokey for you? (via @Day2DayPA) | a bit rude but a little to the right. Thx",1
@NeeYoo whaaaaat? that many???  that's awful. i'm such a loser. haha.,0
@izzyray omg. Right! Lol. I had to rub his chest to calm him down. Earthquake then we went outside and fireworks were going off  he wa ...,0
@unset Er war der Head of Platform Development (  http://is.gd/rcQU ). Eventuell ist die Plattform ja doch zu buggy geworden  #myonid,1
"http://twitpic.com/3j60r - In Springfield, Mass. at Springfield College, sitting ON the bleachers all by myself.",0
Midterm from hell has officially ruined my weekend,0
missing to California sunshine!! Never had a birthday weekend so gloomy,0
i need new ear buds like there is no tomorrow. we maybe not that bad,1
Just had to walk past a big pile of  sick tithe smell is now making me feel sick,0
taking final exams. bout to get out of high school.,1
@etkotite I'm not sure...it just might be green,1
lost 2 followers SUCK MY ASS,0
"@DustinJMcClure Lol, love your new picture! Brings out your eyes!",1
"Right best go enjot this weather - may see some of you later  Love to all, knowing nods to others x",1
lets see how she would feel when i scream at her for no reason.. arRg! just to be fair!,1
@NokkonWud As you'd expect really  Not as well as it went last week :/ At least they've gone now so I've got an hour or two spare,0
I miss hockey. It's been a week now.,0
boooo to the jackhammering right out side my window.,0
Currently drinking the best latte I've ever had. <3 Saint's Cafe,1
ughhhhhhh meeeeeezyyy just tried me ... lol . . . . loserrrrrrrrrr .. im goinnnn to the mall  bye bye.,1
@coralie77130 Me Too It's So Much Fune specially as I am with Taylor and U with Rob. It's nico to dream,1
Spent my time and money planning a trip that's not pulling through,0
@Amanda_vdGulik I still prefer the advantages of social interaction at the library and reading to them even before they are born,1
My puppies their first vaccines! They look soooo sad.,0
noooo! 6am start soon  better catch some Zzzs,0
brithday dinner for the cousin && movies with the best friend hopefullyy if everyythingg goes as planned. yaay!,1
My brother wont stop throwing up,0
@QuietNoise4... hey Jimmy!!!! Look @ all this house nigga LOL... i miss our random text battles,0
1st day @ work was tiring - had to sit and listen non stop for 8 hrs,0
@M_Scofes Im going to go curl into a ball and sit in the corner now lol......,0
@lpunderground Where are the runes?! I've only got 2  Is it all on the LP website?,0
Now I'll have to have two sets of practice. one for the full band & one for partial.,0
@bella_b Can't seem to find an online version. The Green Edition of BIV seems to be hard copy only  #BIV,0
"Good morning every1. What up? Tommorrow with Janis to Gibraltar, Cadiz, maybe Portugal. Dunno yet",1
"The lovely, life giving sound of Reb Bull fizzling in its can  i doth love thee!",1
@shoelover79 Wha huh what? lol Tweet up? Where is this baroq.. can I get there by p/t?,1
"@benbergantino next week when we take lots of pictures, you should change your pic to you and I",1
Just watched new Star Trek movie.  They messed with everything - It was wonderful!!!  Hope they make an alternate reality series,1
@dangerxbunny thank you,1
Punk that was NOT smart. i hope ur injured. i dont like u nomore  i will again someday... but not soon. u make me mad. idc if its fake,0
"@missrogue  Yeah, I also have NO IDEA where you'll keep a Winnebego in SF. GOOD LUCK with that!   I'm afraid to even have a tiny car here.",1
im sick. my throat hurts  im drinking tea all the time,0
@mustntgrumble ...and is trying to find comfy ones so she can just make the earring and fasten them together,1
PS just texting me (twice!) to test my fortitude...and I have NOT replied via text. 1 point for me!,1
what a boring day .,0
@Kelly_GA Yes unfortunately.  I am without our guys until tommorow night.,0
@alodium Spill details via DM if you're a true homie,1
@elise0703 Im doing it great!  Mika <33 we love him! I went to his gig 2-6 @ Amsterdam! It was lovely! are you going to see him or have u?,1
Rather upset about the feedback i received from my ethics essay  Guess i should just not do ethics in the future lol :'(,0
@truetilltheend7 how's the vegetarian thing going? I've been for a bit over a year so I'm here for you,1
"Tried the rock band unplugged demo. Pretty cool, and the track switching adds a challenge. Demo doesn't have full songs  #PSP",0
Sitting in London heathrow for 3 hours,0
http://bit.ly/Wgvv4  watch that if youu love @jonasbrothers  x,1
@babygirlparis Party babyyyyy! I'm jelous. Lets party when you're back in LA,1
I wish i could be going to cherryville with everyone,0
Badly missing him,0
In the ER. Waiting 4 Xray results. May have a sprained ankle.  Poor me...,0
@talkingbeans  You do make me smile Beansie.,1
Into the low 80's today -- I am not happy....   Like my temps below 80 -- NOT a summer person!!!  Getting ready 2 finish planting limas...,0
"@MythosEngineer Sorry, I don't want to be mean...  But you know what I wanted to say, right? But now I feel much better!",0
"i got the name! LIAM AIKEN. haa,sweety  btw we're beaten. hah",1
http://twitpic.com/6ff1j - Who is this kid I just picked up from 2nd grade? Only 8 more days,0
"Despite people's fears and misconceptions #goodsex is achieved in marriage  (all hands, brace for impact)",1
ngampussss,0
@msdriker   well if that's not sad I don't know what is.,0
@naytv Have just come out of the sun & it does help!  Have to face nearly 3hrs of biology exams 2moro!! God help me!,1
@BabyKayCee oh to be 30 again,0
is loving this weather and sunbathing!  Ohhh yesssss!,1
"Wants to know what happened with the new kids last night, they all sound a bit ..... Blah",0
pre derby bash TONIGHT! out with the faves...  hope everyone is having a good weekend!,1
@coxys_opinions im gutted no killers in july or a holiday.   are TK playing in any Aus festivals?,0
"@tweenkle77 ew, yeah laundry... bought some bleach yesterday & guess a bottle had spilled & got on my pants   couple spots, but pooo",0
@bbqman46 Sounds like fun in the mountains tell everyone I said "Hey"  hate I'm missing it hopefully next time,1
cabelodealgodãodoceisthenewblack -not,0
@miabatsoy awww...i hope you'd be well na sis....it's so disgusting to be sick  better take the rest that you need...charge up...mwah!,0
"Still ill, took day off school and I have a major blocked nose!  x",0
"@BonnieWeather U got a friend request from me, if I found the right Bonnie",1
Please don't goooooooo!!,0
"@onceamonthmom my friend, rachel, swears by beans. she's pregnant a lot and eating beans keeps her from hurling 24/7",1
"ham tasted weird, and cheese was still hard even after I melted it... FAIL",0
"@agrinavich This is late, but I was actually in the spelling bee back in the day. I got eliminated in state finals though.",0
@fontenot619 Will u just email me the calendar? Not near a computer at the moment,1
"@bitsy_b heh, with the guerilla knitting on Sat & Stitch and Bitch on Bremner last night, my feed is all taken up with teh knittings",1
Good morning Twitterverse. Hope you all have a great start to your Sunday,1
@xoxoHelenHilton Okay well call me at 1:00  ly. *hugs*,1
@JoeJLover2009 me 2...but now im listening to miley,1
http://twitpic.com/6rtyt - Missing this right now,0
"@HoptonHouseBnB Yup, deffo not good enuff",0
Phycisist at work,1
"@KimSherrell can't be at the casting in person, so here's some of my range  happy  sad :-| stern :-o shocked, when do I start? lol",0
"@ayamami i can   its like riding a bike, u never forget",1
That was some birthday present.. whew.. i'm one lucky boy,1
I don't think I'm going to get dressed today. lazy day in my pyjamas  for me,1
"@Wossy See, now, I read the book several times before seeing the movie. In terms of visuals it's stunning but was disappointed as a whole",0
Home now  bored and hungry lol,0
@InTheDark33 hey hun nice try,1
@TheEllenShow i called but i was way too late...lol...but i would of loved to go ... gwen stefani is awsome ... and so are you...love ya,1
"I will tweet you all later, Have a Great Day!",1
"misses him so much already. 28 days left. For now, homework gym and Twilight Princess are my main priorities. Oh and writing letters",1
Ughhhhh I feel sick. I'm thinking potato chips and Rockstar isn't a very good breakfast anymore.,0
"@thebiped or maybe it's from the kids poem of Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod... nothing to do with Cain? I've got a catalog if you'd like it",1
@yesterdaysprize argh I would but I currently lack a vehicle.,0
@swannny thanks  Yeah was good to meet you to! Hopefully will be able to do more events now exams nearly over for the year,1
Good Morning people!!! Have a great day,1
@crag_du Most welcome  I've the veteran around here I'll always try and point you in the right direction,1
@inrsoul hahaha... Yeah. My cheap triggers got an upgrade. Now for some low tech cheap fuzzy shots. Time to dust out my crap cameras.,1
"did you forget?, no, should've say no",0
....looking forward to waking up & playing with my baby princess some more tomorrow. I love that baby. Stoked for this summer.,1
Star trek was good times.,1
@Madtoydesign i know crazy !!! just seen yer nu Dunny designs man - lush stuff. we're busy crankin' our next submissions too,1
@nataliemccallum  i no but cudnt afford it who u go with,0
contemplating snuggles in bed but seem to be missing the presence of my overseas girlfriend!,0
"@seanstub You need a "nudge" you having tweeted lately; Bonnie Pilates said hi, just finished her class",1
i havent been on here for awhile. ill b on more often....i think,1
@valllly i know its not working!!!!  im in school lol,0
@oh_babydoll that song makes me cry so much  i wanna ride a train up my lover's arm...,0
bought some rolo cookies in teskiemos,1
Back to work.  wish i could take a week off and go somewhere other than here!,0
Ladytsuki is waiting me to go to their house... wahaha.. she loves me soooooo much...,1
@Imaginations Studying Ancient History,0
@askeydesign if it makes u feel better I just had 2 undo 8cm of pattern as instructions were in wrong order,0
I love the sun. Finished swimming.. so tired!,1
"@RockYourDay That sounds fantastic! It's 7.40pm, and I'm putting together my photography portfolio to share with one of my idols",1
@SmooVeShaBazz I have that for my phone.... My lil ball on my phone wont go down,0
@nyramohamad grades ku teruk teruk ah. thats bad. after cuti lagi second assessment  yooooou?,0
@adelgabot A good netbook,1
im super sad today....  I hate everything today!!!,0
is feeling rather artistic right now,1
says why isnt myspace working,0
"@samueltwitt1: *sigh* I kid you not, I miss you already. Come back again soon! I <3 u, u're amazing, and have fun on your summer tour.",1
Why don't ppl like participating in simple conteststo win free stuff? Do I need to increase the value of the prize? 3Gs not in budget.,0
wishes her harddrive didnt break,0
@don_k_won this is what i get for taking a late nap,0
wow posada and cano were played perfectly i guess...both might be hits if upton plays a normal depth there...,0
"Kiddos off to school.. Hannah was very sad to say goodbye to her Madddy..   Coffee date with my sis, and then errands, errands, errands!",0
"@ennaN lol! And ow, Mario Bros tune is playing in my head now",1
@marebertola you're not kidding  4pm study date tomorrow?,0
Back in the UK at St Pancras. 40 min tube to Ickenham to pick up the car then 2h drive home. Tired already,0
No luck for me.  but I guess scoring two free tickets to the Cubs game tonight was enough luck for today! But my mommy won $100 yay her!,0
Temmence ! I dunno how to do the @ blahblah on twitterberry ! Help.,1
@rjdempsey savour these moments!  #canucks,1
Math final tomorrow  wish me luck?,0
"Looking forward to visiting my bus kids today! After that, however, I have to say goodbye to @C_Schwalbach  Not looking forward to it!",0
@heatherbilodeau ooh i'm sorry.,0
Blah! School should start later so kids can sleep in more,0
some how i gonna go to bed. I work at 11 and then im gonna drop my step brother off in austin....goodnight,1
"@empoweredfemale there you go again! as long it makes you laugh, guess will keep at it",1
"@Dhympna thank you, i shall barrage you with many inquires as i work on disease stories",1
I fell out of bed this morning and have a bent beak as a result,0
watched 'Coraline' in 3D last night - my first 3D movie - was very good and the quality of 3D was facinating,1
out on my phone yet,0
Man dang gotta go  to work but want more sleep,0
"has been in bed all day in pain, why is my life so rubbish at the moment",0
"@distortionrock: fandom secret moment! Old Bones scares me. Like, really.",0
Flats done! On to the shading and making this thing look actually presentable.,1
Soaring eagle is two hours away.,0
Chillin in the garden in Westend...sweet,1
Planning a Nevell holiday for August,1
and my man Lidge is looking good again,1
@ryanmoreriot : Amin. May the best be with us,1
"@josianna ah, glad to hear I come in handy for something then",1
@BrownTowers - Derren Brown #Enigma London. with Derren Brown being in it its bound to be absolutely amazing,1
intense morning.... praying at the abortion clinic... pretty bummed now  say an extra prayer today for unborn babies!,0
@PalominoMorgan Dunno; I don't have TV.    Hopefully justin.tv will come thru again but wish I could see the prerace stuff.,0
@DavidArchie gosh! I can't wait to see you here live in Manila... see you soon! update us if you are already going here.,1
@Marahd22 ooooh good quote,1
"que olhos legais, hein!",0
food shopping tonight oh how fun,0
My baby is sick,0
@ifoughthelawn rofl. maybe so. but you hell hinted. i couldn't leave William there,0
"@JoannMS Hey!  Feel better, well I hope you feel happier   Have an awesome rest of the day!!",1
Foregoing Terminator Salvation today. On way home feeling a bit jaded,0
Lewis out on Q3 - horrendous,0
"@Franklero Frank, don't care what people talk about their weight. They are fools.",0
@Wilkshake WTF are YOU doing up LMAO ...good morning man,1
my teeth hurt  I can't sleeeeeep,0
"@cariquinn Argh, just got home about thirty minutes ago. It was crazy in the pharmacy today.",0
@RobbieRavzz i love how you dont pick up your phone,0
"Alright peeps, I'm going offline now and to play with my ds   I'm sooo obsessed with it! I'll be missing it when I start summer school",0
@joe73K Hooray for being back in civilisation! I love being at the farm but it was very good to get home also,1
working...always working,0
@VALEABBY http://twitpic.com/6e50c - you sure about that?,1
Wish some one can help me with creating address locator on oracle spatial.,0
"hey twitter land, im still packing what do i take? is it going to rain  oh well on my way tomorrow yay  mwah xxxxxxxxxx",0
"One last thing! Bloggity-blog is up.  http://bit.ly/23zu87  Anywhoozles, good night. God bless.",1
Just watched slumdog millionaire - it's a great film! Horrible to see how some people live  x,0
Still no live!  I'm well on my way to finishing Xmen Origins Wolverine then maybe I will do the hard campaign on COD...,0
cant wait for the JONAS BROTHERS new album,1
Bleh... I hate that "friends leaving you out of the loop" feeling,0
@cathicks if I worked at Pixar I could walk to work.,0
is feeling so INCOMPLETE right now..depressing,0
Work is driving me crazy...  I need an extended vacay.,0
"@mushion22 I'd love to give this away, but came from Nokia and they are a bit stingy with these giveaway ideas... Going back in two weeks",0
"@AdamLRocksMe Hm, can't hear it, then?",0
is up and getting ready for his last Tuesday in college,1
Missing someone,0
I need 250 more followers and I need new #spotify #links,1
"cant help it if i wanna kiss you in the rain, so",1
"I'm sorry.  Don't be mad me, I love you...",0
OMG my dog was sick  She may have arthritis,0
is sad....  http://plurk.com/p/1223pa,0
"@JustA_Girl He'll go through a phase like that I'm sure. Until he discovers girls and alcohol, then it'll be a case of regress...",1
@TheVictoriaRdgz nm really just working,0
Jailbreaked iPhone OS 3.0 yeah  Go back to learn...,0
good start to the day - bit of dashboard confessional and the shower was abnormally hot,1
Now big boi is going to have a bad owner who hates him,0
its not raining as hard as i thought,0
"@4u2wear2 http://1stangel.co.uk/artist.php  the q's r there, take your time and send when you want, no hurry",1
@shoes_in_herts And Patrick Stewart is Claudius - equally mesmerising! Definitely a DVD for the Christmas list,1
@abslil I know the feeling,0
@BassReyBass no cavities!  but i still have the train tracks,0
@jasoncastro why do u need a pen? are u going to write a song?,1
@madhatter1978 i know!  and it takes forever to be able to tweet again!,0
Had a great day with Ashley and Amy!!!,1
I feel weird??? I REFUSE to be on the phone late tonight (past 11pm) I don't want mum to keep getting mad at me,0
"@pixiesongs I want your album! <3 loving mama do, you're so talented! and you rocked GMTV",1
I am so incredibly annoyed at the rain ruining my tv tonight-SYTYCD ruined by interference & I'm a Celebrity preempted by weather reports,0
@highheelznkickz Lol... Ok... We just gotta share... But like you said... The PDB/SB's can't have any!!!,1
@OneLovelyLibra ...my favorite rapper Jay Z (he is a great rapper but not my favorite lyricist) ...fav lyricist is Common "Be" album,1
"Headache has changed, wenbt from half to cover temple 2 temple NEVER go to WalMart w/ a headache is my lesson 4 the day",0
@Deltavogue Glad we have some favorite authors in common. I had a hard time whittling down my list  Who are your favorites?,1
In Wales On Holiday But I Am Going Soon Dont Want ToLeave And Got Sun Burn On My Back. x,0
@DrRus No I am trying to find it though. I will let you know if I do,1
@brody77 Sex & The City,1
Good morning everyone. It seems as though we had a sad turn of events - the music droids revolted at the country music & self-destructed.,0
"im so happy i got to spend the afternoon with my boys.  i hate the weekends, back to work.   ill be at crapper barrel til 1130",0
@zhafrighouse: beb..aku dh resubmitted! Cross fingers!,1
the inverter in my laptop just died  nbw i have to wait for one or hook it up to a monitor #fb,0
@keithdsouza glad you like it,1
@thinaaaa Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
"@AdrianHiggs Drinking loads of beer. People are forcing me, Adrian",0
"@emzyjonas Aww, why not?",1
Please bring me my baby,0
I feel bad but I have to go to a concert  I dunno what to do,0
I should start twittering again  with a good one: spent lovely Sunday in Dry Drayton cum Bar Hill,1
Never eat chocolate and glow stick stuff,0
WOW !!!,0
Figuring out how to twit,1
"@Emwahl yes we do keep track!! 4 more for me  But then I start summer school right away, so it's more like 33.",1
"the scrubs finale was beautiful, just so so perfect. can't believe they're gonna do another season",0
never seen anyone drink as many beers as @curliesml and still look fabulous!  She drinks like a man!,1
off to bro's house for a bbq in the sunshine.,1
@natneagle awww sweetie! I know the feeling trust me! It will be better tomorrow just don't mess with it,1
@taylorswift13 another wembley date PLEASE? i can't get tickets,0
"@asanteramone California Wrap, fries and 2 glasses of rasberry iced tea  and chips and salsa as i waited.... SMH",0
Athens. 30 degrees centigrade. Sunny. Nice,1
@KaieaZAngEl idk...I needed to cheer myself up LOL,1
@thevideotube i have no idea,0
Its 4am pst/7am est and I'm so tired  I Hate airport security at small airports.. They are always doin the most! So bleedin dramatic.. ...,0
@peacenlove17 I'm sowwyy,0
at the park with my work family for this bootleg bbq. i'm going to miss these guys,0
it's better than da vinci code & tom hanks is more relax in this movie,1
@Eminem  missed the tix   if u can help a blogger out... we would love to cover the show.  http://www.youtellconcerts.com,0
@Akyleez so ull always be employed!!,1
If I had been allowed to work at my level perhaps Woolworths wouldnt of gone bust,0
@kellymccausey I had fun watching it last night  It was intriguing to say the least ;),1
"Nilly left, oh sad  HAH New Pen Pal",0
@FreddyPizzle Let me get some wings man! You are such a fatty...I'm sure you would not share.,0
@erinshawstreet JEALOUS! Have fun!! And then tell me all about it.,1
"@Otaku_Teri I've joined your Twibe, now it's your turn to join the JapanSoc Forums: http://forums.japansoc.org  #jsoc",1
@Harmohn no I wanted to staaay!  I'd only just started having an AMAZING time!,1
I wish i had weed on me,0
@heyheyjenaynay Yeeep  *burps* lol.,1
Yay im glad you feel better!  <Katie-Girl>,1
@Hamish_Clark I missed it completely  heard it was a good watch,0
i want long hairrrr!,0
"aw, i love my team ! oh dear, i will miss hockey  hello youtube",0
Falling behind in what I want to accomplish. Not good,0
Good Mornin'n ya'll!!!... I hate Mondays...I hope this day goes by fast,1
@luvstampin Ooohhh tell me what ya think. We want to take the kids to see it,1
http://twitpic.com/6atdu - we do it big lol,1
@boybandjunkie he gives good ones  @ebassman,1
@softqual what's the subject of your book?,1
@technogypsy Glad you are finally getting set up...I will bring u some goodies when we come up,1
"Hmm, my sons are on the couch playing NDS...for hours",0
Sitting on the floor with my laptop and a blanket. Sun through the window and coffee in the cup. Life *is* good!,1
http://twitpic.com/7g72i - the beautiful sydney harbour  last night at the wonderful light show! gotta love australia,1
@Adam_Lambert yeah  be in the 4th one  at least..which vamapire would you be??,1
My nans birthday today so family time,1
feel so sad that none of my friend are in twitters,0
Has a very busy day tomorrow. So why am I not sleepy,0
Why is it so hard 2 move on?? I need 2 learn how 2 let go!,0
my twitter is messed up  i cant see my lil reply icon things over on the side and i cant click on follow on anyones page  dangit!!,0
@FUCKCITY: happy birthday andy  you made me go veg last almost two years ago. lifetime diehard fan. hope today's great!,1
"@ParkvilleMOm they are!  they sell, music & various accessories as well. also, there's a sex shop. i made a b line for glass w/a giftcard",1
@madmanweb somehow i can't imagine you listening to people's dukh bhari kahanis,1
relaxing at home.....got lots of work to do,0
trying to get new website ready.  wish we were telepathic...just for a minute or 2.  Would save on emails,1
It's raining again! I don't think my cucumbers are going to live this year,0
@locuta did I miss something??,1
"@acupofjenai, I called Jazz and told her about our GG issue. You better be on my side dude",0
@mbttrflypink ouchhh,0
@Eckstatic Thanks Kyle  Hope your having a good Sunday!,1
@Jamie_127 u and freddie are my only loves   x x,1
Listen' to the new Busta Rhymes joint. Back on My Bullshit. Read the credits and not a single Dilla joint on there  But its not bad.,0
"tiredd. everyone seems to be speaking japanese on here tonight lol im gonna join in, oyasumi nasai. dream land here I come.",1
Storms.,0
@lexalicious I need to re-download it all as I lost all the eps I had,0
Searching frantically for a restroom... None registered on my gps,0
So it's day one of the popular kidz ruling the world again. Let's get healthy garnett! Let's go celts! LA can have it's time now.,0
my classmate R is so fucking cool..problem-he llikes soo sucky girls with soo sucky personalities! why is da fucking life so...fucking?,1
"Losing you" - Busted. Forgot how much I loved that song...,0
"@tauriam I luv you gurl! Stay up, stay strong, stay like water 2 a duck... Resistant!",1
@muppmupp *cries* I couldnt afford to go,0
"ohhh. blackberry still broke   tomorrow: grad practice, idk, flea market, work work work, y'bor.",0
Enjoying the silence with the kids still sleeping~~~ Wanting to have a cup of herbal tea in my favorite cup. But I broke it...,0
""So you gotta be strong, you gotta hold on & love yourselffff" - Good ass song and that girl can rap!",1
"Yep, definitely the only thing that could make the intro for my new episode would be some Celldweller playing under it.",1
I'm performing at Left Coast Live in downtown San Jose Friday May 15th with the Crew.  http://tinyurl.com/czn47n,1
@tiriltronic my reply is no,0
wishes that Katie Price n Peter Andre wud sort things out n get bk together they were my fave celeb couple  x,0
@TheFamulus Do you need help?? *sigh* I find it hard to be unhelpful for long - I think it's a genetic weakness,0
the bell is ringing  byee. more classes ¬¬,0
@lth  Good point!,1
@lsummers I am prepping for an Adobe Connect session tonight too!  Students are facilitating a discussion on the Politics of Assessment,1
@bdothill I think I might invite you to be my new BFF.,1
wish i could hold him tight!,1
@ToryLanexxx I had a dream about you tonight...,1
"Shawty just text me, said she want to sex me LOL smiley face",1
my poor baby is sick.,0
"@iambickilometer ooh, so you're joining me?  Dad started night shift!",1
@Author82,0
oh no...my best friend's grandad has died today...i will really miss him...he was so cool...,0
"@edkaye Can't wait! I think I'll watch it friday, probably. This being the season finale the number of episodes are reduced yet again",0
Gonna do some exercise  don't really feel like bit I guess I've got to,0
Has passed her driving test and therefore has SID on the road... yey,1
"@dinohandoko huhuhu, salam d buat anak2 sorry I can't make it to their garage sale",0
@GlamorousLaJai No DouBt my friend,1
Happy Mother's Day to all you TwiMoms out there.,1
wants to fall asleep,0
"@RainyCityLove Mohini. Situation Bitch war. You have to present the cake  If me, Sach or Ginger present it, Ava will claw us - verbally.",1
OFF to work I gooooooooo,1
@editacullen that guitar rocks!  & about child.. idk DDD,1
"The worst clubing night ever...feel so gross,cant wait to shower and sleep on a chest of my favorite man  night",1
Oh it not a very nice day today.,0
really wants to go see "drag me to hell" tonight but has no one to go with,0
@PlaidTshirt  *wink*,1
My stupid black berry won't let me reply to ppl,0
@digitalmoana omg flashbacks! love that game still wish had my old playstation back,0
Is super sad that today is my last day of leave,0
"How do you get to 606 updates on Twitter?!  Amazing.  for all 69 of you listening, thanks.  No one listened to me growing up   LMAO.",0
"@elizabeth_marx... i found you, yay, finally! i tweet in haikus.",1
"nope, not for me.. twitter is working awesome. i love my iphone",1
"@tonfue *G* I don't mind the needles, it's just the -paaaaaaaaaaaaaain- I object to  LOL",1
@SUMMERgoneCRAZY AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! lolz dat so sweet,1
@aral getting my 5800 this week. Let me know if you find any interesting tweaks or features,1
@DivadNhoj1981 Tweet what you want!!  It's YOUR twitter and if ppl get upset they always have the option to un-follow you! just sayin',1
"Listening to @drizzydrake. Can't go wrong when ur in the car !  .. Great songs, great album, great looking guy !",1
Yay! Day 2 in DC.,1
@stickmanbkk not only pleasure,1
"Right, at the studio unpacked ready to shoot. First a cup of tea",1
"@jesshoffman I would play dumb.  Unless you have an actual interest in the company, why help them figure their problems out?",1
"@Taurusemv Bitch you a damn fool! I ain't fukn wit you, Alana, or @RONALD_METOYER eva again! I feel like shit",0
i give up on them !,0
"@shanella just saw your reply, sorry for the delay! watched a news segment...they said uggs were bad for you b/c they provide no support",0
Obama is gone.......I wanted to go,0
"@Illyria13 okay, but we'll talk soon i hope!",1
man I have to work today that sucks,0
"Feels great not having to work on a Saturday. It will probably be one of the last Saturdays I don't work in a long, long time",0
Just woke up... well kinda didnt sleep... had a fight with my boo,0
@VeronikaKurz @WritingForever No problem  I didn't win anything I just said that with my voice and my comp typed it.,1
Whisky loses his manhood this Saturday,0
@Trayvie @AckurateDon @shawnsafaridon @PrinceDrizzy hahaha..u know u want some!,1
@fauzims It was white...  I acidentally left it in when i was doing my colours...,0
I am not feeling well,0
@webcrush thank you for the FF!! <3,1
"its my friday! 3 more pages to go, however, on my 8 page paper due tomorrow",0
Omg the secret garden is on. I missed half of it tho,0
"@kimodified Hmm, I'd take a rest day on fri, but I would try to get a run in before then. If she can by end of thurs, I'd run w/ her.",1
@thisishwood no my friend sooo sorry but I am in TX be back Monday,0
@therealsavannah http://twitpic.com/6g9ki - awww those dresses r awesome!!! i made my room like the "if you only knew" video  ilyyy,1
i'm sad that conan isn't in nyc anymore..,0
MY COMPUTER WORKS!!..but all of my files and everything is gone,0
Cat still at the vets - we have to ring at 9.30 to see if there's any improvement. If not he'll stay in again tonight.,0
@pinkrobot36 nice!,1
"@jessmanzie yeah it took me a while to get the hang of it, no i don't have it on my phone  because i don't want to pay for internet haha",0
@jennkur good thing you came to v ball!  but good im pumped!,0
@robbyRawrtastic Mkay.  Danke schon!,1
"My god that was a busy weekend, I'm more tired now that when it began. The ATT convention was insanely busy, drained me",1
Ignore this post. Just testing my facebook app.,1
"@missconway What where u doing up at 3am? Crazy girl!  Do U have a full service concert?  I wish I did   I need my fix,NK Withdrawl sucks!",0
@Pygmypuffle feel better! at least true blood would make me feel better!,1
@LizzieJoe LOL YES!  I feel like I missed so much!  But there's no new videos,0
having a blog to vent on is BLISS. Feel a lot lighter now,1
@OldWorldLimited Thanks for the hugs! I hope you're doing well and warming up.,1
@Ralf_Stegner Is that where the sun has been hanging out? I've been trying to tell the rain to head over to Munich  It won,1
today is a better day,1
http://twitpic.com/5dg8s - Not enjoying the view...,0
anyway peeps im off to a linen party of all things should be great fun :p  night all,1
My friends are in Alaska  waa!,0
I'm staying at the Fairfield Inn Marriott and they wont let me have my dog Ollie here  Dog haters!,0
@MRS_d0t  ur gonna like ur new follower @RashadHouston   hes a keeper,1
@Mike_Ashton well if you need anything promoting! www.broseleyonline.co.uk !!,1
"Cigerates up 25% and petrol up 5c bollix about the petrol  don't care about cigs,",0
@jamesfrb Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
@JonasAustralia haha i know  i will go check the forum out  xo,1
ahhh... Gym then Mexican for lunchy.... nightynight my little tweeties,1
@whattuplizz  you try buyng them? is it working for you?,0
"@panayiota Oh man!    Hot teacher for French class, ey?",1
Officially now raining in Shawbury  Tent packed up again  No gogo argument so far this morning though,0
Whom shall I fear? 'Cause I am Yours ... <3 that song.  Praise God!,1
Joking at @aozokun and now she's mad cuz the keyhole program is error. Don't mess up with me!,1
At the gym...gettin my workout on,1
"Parents came in, making noise and spoiling dongle.",0
Star Trek was WICKED!! Seriously go see it now.,1
i spilled my drink on my lap,0
@mcjx good luck at Graduation...your a man now,1
I had crabs for lunch & will have adobo for dinner. And i am eating alone.,0
there's a hole in my ceiling and lots of people standing around it speaking Spanish and I just want them to go away so I can eat dinner,0
@DonnieWahlberg Camden Rocked! So happy to be the Grand Prize Winners to do the Private Meet & Greet - upset they pushed us out so fast,0
@johnibay what? I can't believe I missed out on rob.,0
Getting lunch in New Orleans. Wishing @JaclynFritz was with me.,0
"Going to go see terminator with raf, aaron and jessi",1
@pirrofina  tears lmao...thats cute...,0
@STORMTRACKER_13 I'd be happy to proof it for you.  Put my Journalism degree to work,1
"@MrFloydNL ha well thats okay then, i'll make sure its in under 6 months",1
@winniedepoohi @expressivemsr life wdt internet = life wdt u all wonderful ppl   .. never want that,0
Clan Leader Banned,0
@katyperry cool dress and nail polish..  i like the kitty house.. =D,1
@moonfrye My middle one is starting preschool this year!,0
@tokyomod no mic at the mo!  #JapanTechTalk,0
@pagalloway I've got my fingers crossed for you today. I'm sure you'll hear good news,1
http://twitpic.com/5ok2i - and so the company turn 41 tmr.,1
"@thatlass I hate it here  Lived in Deal most of my life, it's only 9 miles away but feels worlds apart!",0
@lewis_duck No! It was ruined in 1982 when hip hop and rap appeared,1
Stuffed. Trying to grasp as many advanced French verbs as I know so that I can write the NS journal with ease.,1
@CityGirl912  If you and @bittersweetm are coming over for breakdinner I'd serve something more sophisticated than choco-cereal.,1
@ashleyice  Yeah weather was nice yesterday but now too much clouds  Brrr I want to snuggle up in bed,0
@aarthycrazy  ATB for the PI  ....r u ready with final part 3 of ur trilogy ? century old PC - ur friend built it himself? he is a genius!,1
Gonna sing a song !!! Any requests??? Hmmmm,1
Trying to find somebody to know...,1
Come hither,1
@ work...did my homework during my break. it's gonna be a looooong summer thanks to chem!,0
@youngtruthisme LOL! Aww sorry I cant help,0
Cool kid break dancing on the Ellen show. Awesome  http://bit.ly/LdBbR,1
exhausted! sleeping in because i have no exams,1
"damn, crp is 115. no discharge for me",0
"so sick, bought 50 liter shell vpower racing (WTF?) gas for 1,54 € / liter",0
"@woganmay well, you can't have my specific cup of coffee. but i'll give you your own cup?!",1
@speakofthedevs ahhhhhhhhhhh I miss the diners up there,0
change my name..,1
@Snuva Mmmmmm I love curry. Don't have an Oregan though.,0
"@Weareone_Teresa its okay. kinda warm, as usual.",0
@quiet_shaman thanks,1
"Today roman laws and theory of laws ... nooo  i wanna cry , i want to listen music all day",0
@tadean013 I finally found one and it was well worth my efforts!!,1
@onyxbox Nino's...ahhh. Always enjoyed their hot choc.,1
@aNgeLoFDeaTho14 wei . 2o1 dn pala maezell ea'..,1
@littlequiz Oh great.. hope u had fun  weddings are gr8 as long as they arent urs LOL.. im doing well.. didnt c u around so thought id ask,1
im such a tool,1
"@MizzJuliax3 awww, wasn't it AWESOME?! i couldn't decide who i wanted more, robbie or ray... but i thought travis was soooo annoying...",1
@hu_man lol you're cute & ily. no surprise til tomorrow though sry  Blame my mother. but I still love you.,0
"This is my one moment to complain: Im bored, extremely hungry, & sleepy. Now im done! Cant wait to see stephen graduate tonight!",1
"Morning, folks. Had a very crap night last night",0
If anyone wants to read the email I got it's here  http://bit.ly/rcn1m,1
@aplusk ashton why do you not respond to me,0
"Daniel is jealous of my camera,",1
"Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun.  I had other plans for my morning",0
My poor frenchie sis broke her collar on our walk and ran up 2 a lady walking her dogs and the lady kicked her about 10 ft. Poor girl..,0
Sun is shining! I'm out!  Have a great day!,1
"@anoela1336 @Marieblue17 *hug* goodnight, tweet tomorrow, hey! ill post pictures of the lake when i go for my walk  see ya later",1
this is what the bear looks like: http://bit.ly/E9C9F    it is very soft and has a hug factor of 1000000000,1
"Work-related coding, a vision doc, an intern's paper... where did the day go? It's 2am and haven't got around to editing Ch5 of the book",0
On my way to Budapest for the JCI European Conference,1
last day foreverrrr!,0
"i miss my old kewl friends! beonce,tyas,qesthe,yusre,revy they are the best! i love them",1
'after' pics of aubergine bake @cookeryclub http://twitpic.com/3lwq8 http://twitpic.com/3lwqn Time to NOM!  #cookingwithtwitter,1
"@Kevinsbum thanks! he is looking good, but its hard to find a bad piccie of him! <3 lol lucky you, BZ tour over 4 me this year",0
Still listening to 'In The Heights'. Wishing I was in NYC,0
Lmao. Not living in this house anymore  finally. Told them I'm not coming back. So thank god,1
I hate monday morning...,0
"@alexanderhorre free wifi is always a bonus, I will definately have to sample the coffee!",1
School is over for reals  Fredonia till the end of May then the Bronx for the summer.,0
"Really weird faces and laughing hysterically is fun  Thanks for that, @gracechareas! D xD",1
"WHAT.THE.FCUK. Failbook, is making me mad",0
@owl_and_fox Congratulations! so glad to hear you've had a great weekend at the markets,1
nighty night peeps...actually im gonna go watch the hills finale and then sleep so i can get up and do it all again tomorrow,0
what a cold autumn morning....,0
is looking forward to dinner tonight.,1
@tayallday i wish! we have to play some fest in belgium that day,0
"John Maine stated last night that he had a case of 'dead arm'. Well, it could be worse, John.",0
slipped on the wet grassy hill at netball trying to return the balls we had stolen everyone laughed. i feel sad  meant to be a bit of fun,0
@simonlawry that was a cool invite!,1
New Twitter. I'm giving my new followers FREE Miley Cyrus ringtones. Get "The Climb" and more just for following me,1
@BrennaCeDria That sucks. I'm so sorry to hear it.,0
Need to sell it for financial reasons but it's been my little life-line,0
@curtsmith Look chilly - I think I would stay in and read a book,1
I'm graduating today!  Four years went too fast.,1
@mickeymab mine's in my profile - '77cb550 and hector's is a '72 bmw r75/5 there's more photos on my fb. check out alabama roadtrip!,1