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9,000
| 47
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Ship
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: Confirmed.
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9,001
| 47
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Turkeyfied Marine 1
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9,002
| 47
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Turkeyfied Rick
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: Copy, copy, tango, all good. Just a couple of branches on the roof.
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9,003
| 47
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Turkeyfied Marine 1
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9,004
| 47
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Flesh Rick/Morty
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: We will not/never surrender.
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9,005
| 47
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General
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: Oh yeah? Bring in the David Blaine box.
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9,006
| 47
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Summer
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: Damn, is that a David Blaine box?
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9,007
| 47
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Jerry
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: I told you we should have just gone to my parents' house.
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9,008
| 47
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Beth
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: No, you didn't.
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9,009
| 47
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Jerry
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: Well, I didn't say it out loud, but it should be well known by now that I'd always rather be there.
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9,010
| 47
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Flesh Rick
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: Oh, God, oh no!
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9,011
| 47
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Flesh Morty
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: Aw, geez, Rick!
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9,012
| 47
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General
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: Sir, we've got Rick and Morty inside the box!
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9,013
| 47
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The President
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: Then that confirms it.
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9,014
| 47
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General
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: Sir?
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9,015
| 47
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The President
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: No David Blaine box can hold Rick Sanchez. Scan the turkey truck!
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9,016
| 47
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Marine
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: Huh. That's weird. ID chips for Fincher and Rodriguez are glitching.
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9,017
| 47
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The President
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: Sanchez... I'll deal with this bastard myself.
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9,018
| 47
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General
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: Sir, don't be a cowboy. You can't get re-elected dead.
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9,019
| 47
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Scientist
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: System is calibrated, sir. That pill contains a tracking chip that will identify --
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9,020
| 47
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The President
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: I know, it'll be important later! Do it.
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9,021
| 48
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Rick, Morty, and Summer
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(singing) Boob World! Boob World! It's a world for you, but it's actually two. Boob World!
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9,022
| 48
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Summer
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I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, but I'm actually "exstyched" about it. That's "excited", "stoked", and "psyched".
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9,023
| 48
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Morty
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I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick.
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9,024
| 48
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Rick
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Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, so they've recently rebranded as a "boob empowerment experience", and if we bring a female, we get in for free.
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9,025
| 48
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Summer
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So, I'm like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?
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9,026
| 48
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Morty
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No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, you can throw your Coke can away.
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9,027
| 48
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Rick
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No fuckin' way. It can't be.
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9,028
| 48
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Rick
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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
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9,029
| 48
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Morty
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Oh, look at that.
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9,030
| 48
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Summer
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What is it?
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9,031
| 48
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Morty
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A Gotron Ferret.
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9,032
| 48
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Rick
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It's not a Gotron Ferret, Morty, it's THE Blue Gotron Ferret! (throws skeleton of former pilot out) Boob World is canceled.
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9,033
| 48
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Morty
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No! Rick! No, you promised! You always do this.
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9,034
| 48
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Rick
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Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose, do you really think Boob World —
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9,035
| 48
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Morty
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Yes.
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9,036
| 48
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Rick
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Let me finish. — is more important —
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9,037
| 48
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Morty
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Yes!
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9,038
| 48
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Rick
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Let me finish! — than having all five of the only five Gotron Ferrets in the universe?
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9,039
| 48
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Morty
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Are you finished? Yes! So let's go.
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9,040
| 48
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Rick
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Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret.
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9,041
| 48
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Summer
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Sure.
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9,042
| 48
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Morty
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What the hell? You said you were letting me choose.
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9,043
| 48
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Rick
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Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. You chose badly. (walks away with Summer)
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9,044
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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That's how it all began. To my sister it was just another game. But what she didn't know —
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9,045
| 48
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Summer voiceover
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That was the moment everything changed.
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9,046
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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Wait, what?
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9,047
| 48
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Summer voiceover
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I had gotten my first taste of respect, and my first voiceover.
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9,048
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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I can hear you. Can you hear me?
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9,049
| 48
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Summer voiceover
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And I knew then and there, I wanted more of both.
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9,050
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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Hello?
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9,051
| 48
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Rick
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Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us! A giant monster's attacking in the Nibblenug system. Your suits are in the bathroom.
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9,052
| 48
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Morty
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Mine smells skeleton-y.
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9,053
| 48
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Jerry
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I have a chiropractor appointment.
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9,054
| 48
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Beth
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What are you involving us in?
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9,055
| 48
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Morty
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Rick's been collecting Gotron Ferrets, and now that he has all five, he can combine them into —
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9,056
| 48
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Rick
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Morty, for Christ's sake, spoilers!
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9,057
| 48
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Summer
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Spoilers, Morty! We don't need to sell this to anyone, there's a giant monster attacking.
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9,058
| 48
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Beth
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In the Nibblenug system. Since when does this house care about alien lives, we don't even watch
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9,059
| 48
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Rick
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Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door and a homeless guy.
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9,060
| 48
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Summer
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No, hold on, fuck Gene, fuck the homeless. Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them, when did that stop being a parent's wettest dream?
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9,061
| 48
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Beth
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I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby and the government launched it into space.
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9,062
| 48
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Summer
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Oh my god, we made a giant incest baby. Oh my god, you might be a clone. I exist because you guys failed to abort me. We get the family we get, not the one we want, and if you want to keep the one you got, get your asses into some anime spacesuits!
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9,063
| 48
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Jerry
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Fair enough.
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9,064
| 48
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Beth
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Okay.
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9,065
| 48
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Rick
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Good work, Summer-camp.
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9,066
| 48
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Morty
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Yeah, I'm "excitoked" about this.
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9,067
| 48
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Rick
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Sure you are. Now.
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9,068
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it.
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9,069
| 48
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Summer voiceover
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I let Morty have his voiceover, it's really all he had left.
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9,070
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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Okay, can you hear me, or not?
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9,071
| 48
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Summer voiceover
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You mean, can I, Summer, hear you? No, my voiceover can hear your voiceover.
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9,072
| 48
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Morty voiceover
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What's the difference?
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9,073
| 48
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Summer voiceover
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One would be telepathy, dumbass.
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9,074
| 48
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Beth
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Now what?
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9,075
| 48
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Rick
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Now we —
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9,076
| 48
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Rick, Morty, and Summer
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Go Team Gotron!
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9,077
| 48
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Jerry
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Where are we zip lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to?
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9,078
| 48
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Rick
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Each robot ferret is on a different location on Earth. You're going to the center of a volcano.
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9,079
| 48
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Jerry
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Thank... you?
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9,080
| 48
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Beth
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Okay, well, this isn't not fun.
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9,081
| 48
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Rick
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Regroup on me, I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug.
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9,082
| 48
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Jerry
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Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen?
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9,083
| 48
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Rick
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Uh, Summer?
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9,084
| 48
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Summer
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It's cool, Dad, shut up.
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9,085
| 48
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Rick
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Everybody, attack one at a time.
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9,086
| 48
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Beth
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Is that the best way to —
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9,087
| 48
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Rick
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Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me.
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9,088
| 48
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Rick
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Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. Activating linkdock, intermorphs, ratify, postatrinos, maximize.
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9,089
| 48
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Rick
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Holy shit, I can't believe this is working. Go, Go-Team! It's Gotron Time!
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9,090
| 48
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Jerry
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Oh, my god. Hell, yes!
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9,091
| 48
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Summer
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This is amazing!
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9,092
| 48
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Rick
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Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, but trust me, we're still building to something.
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9,093
| 48
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Beth
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How do we —
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9,094
| 48
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Rick
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Just hit buttons, we're too big to fail!
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9,095
| 48
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Beth
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Wooah! I kicked him, that was me, right?
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9,096
| 48
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Morty
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Uppercut!
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9,097
| 48
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Jerry
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I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor.
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9,098
| 48
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Rick
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I've been waiting a long time for this. Form Luminous Energy Sword!
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9,099
| 48
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Rick
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Got your ass, mamma-jamma!
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