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9,000	47	Ship	: Confirmed.
9,001	47	Turkeyfied Marine 1
9,002	47	Turkeyfied Rick	: Copy, copy, tango, all good. Just a couple of branches on the roof.
9,003	47	Turkeyfied Marine 1
9,004	47	Flesh Rick/Morty	: We will not/never surrender.
9,005	47	General	: Oh yeah? Bring in the David Blaine box.
9,006	47	Summer	: Damn, is that a David Blaine box?
9,007	47	Jerry	: I told you we should have just gone to my parents' house.
9,008	47	Beth	: No, you didn't.
9,009	47	Jerry	: Well, I didn't say it out loud, but it should be well known by now that I'd always rather be there.
9,010	47	Flesh Rick	: Oh, God, oh no!
9,011	47	Flesh Morty	: Aw, geez, Rick!
9,012	47	General	: Sir, we've got Rick and Morty inside the box!
9,013	47	The President	: Then that confirms it.
9,014	47	General	: Sir?
9,015	47	The President	: No David Blaine box can hold Rick Sanchez. Scan the turkey truck!
9,016	47	Marine	: Huh. That's weird. ID chips for Fincher and Rodriguez are glitching.
9,017	47	The President	: Sanchez... I'll deal with this bastard myself.
9,018	47	General	: Sir, don't be a cowboy. You can't get re-elected dead.
9,019	47	Scientist	: System is calibrated, sir. That pill contains a tracking chip that will identify --
9,020	47	The President	: I know, it'll be important later! Do it.
9,021	48	Rick, Morty, and Summer	(singing) Boob World! Boob World! It's a world for you, but it's actually two. Boob World!
9,022	48	Summer	I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, but I'm actually "exstyched" about it. That's "excited", "stoked", and "psyched".
9,023	48	Morty	I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick.
9,024	48	Rick	Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, so they've recently rebranded as a "boob empowerment experience", and if we bring a female, we get in for free.
9,025	48	Summer	So, I'm like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?
9,026	48	Morty	No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, you can throw your Coke can away.
9,027	48	Rick	No fuckin' way. It can't be.
9,028	48	Rick	Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
9,029	48	Morty	Oh, look at that.
9,030	48	Summer	What is it?
9,031	48	Morty	A Gotron Ferret.
9,032	48	Rick	It's not a Gotron Ferret, Morty, it's THE Blue Gotron Ferret! (throws skeleton of former pilot out) Boob World is canceled.
9,033	48	Morty	No! Rick! No, you promised! You always do this.
9,034	48	Rick	Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose, do you really think Boob World —
9,035	48	Morty	Yes.
9,036	48	Rick	Let me finish. — is more important —
9,037	48	Morty	Yes!
9,038	48	Rick	Let me finish! — than having all five of the only five Gotron Ferrets in the universe?
9,039	48	Morty	Are you finished? Yes! So let's go.
9,040	48	Rick	Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret.
9,041	48	Summer	Sure.
9,042	48	Morty	What the hell? You said you were letting me choose.
9,043	48	Rick	Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. You chose badly. (walks away with Summer)
9,044	48	Morty voiceover	That's how it all began. To my sister it was just another game. But what she didn't know —
9,045	48	Summer voiceover	That was the moment everything changed.
9,046	48	Morty voiceover	Wait, what?
9,047	48	Summer voiceover	I had gotten my first taste of respect, and my first voiceover.
9,048	48	Morty voiceover	I can hear you. Can you hear me?
9,049	48	Summer voiceover	And I knew then and there, I wanted more of both.
9,050	48	Morty voiceover	Hello?
9,051	48	Rick	Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us! A giant monster's attacking in the Nibblenug system. Your suits are in the bathroom.
9,052	48	Morty	Mine smells skeleton-y.
9,053	48	Jerry	I have a chiropractor appointment.
9,054	48	Beth	What are you involving us in?
9,055	48	Morty	Rick's been collecting Gotron Ferrets, and now that he has all five, he can combine them into —
9,056	48	Rick	Morty, for Christ's sake, spoilers!
9,057	48	Summer	Spoilers, Morty! We don't need to sell this to anyone, there's a giant monster attacking.
9,058	48	Beth	In the Nibblenug system. Since when does this house care about alien lives, we don't even watch
9,059	48	Rick	Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door and a homeless guy.
9,060	48	Summer	No, hold on, fuck Gene, fuck the homeless. Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them, when did that stop being a parent's wettest dream?
9,061	48	Beth	I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby and the government launched it into space.
9,062	48	Summer	Oh my god, we made a giant incest baby. Oh my god, you might be a clone. I exist because you guys failed to abort me. We get the family we get, not the one we want, and if you want to keep the one you got, get your asses into some anime spacesuits!
9,063	48	Jerry	Fair enough.
9,064	48	Beth	Okay.
9,065	48	Rick	Good work, Summer-camp.
9,066	48	Morty	Yeah, I'm "excitoked" about this.
9,067	48	Rick	Sure you are. Now.
9,068	48	Morty voiceover	Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it.
9,069	48	Summer voiceover	I let Morty have his voiceover, it's really all he had left.
9,070	48	Morty voiceover	Okay, can you hear me, or not?
9,071	48	Summer voiceover	You mean, can I, Summer, hear you? No, my voiceover can hear your voiceover.
9,072	48	Morty voiceover	What's the difference?
9,073	48	Summer voiceover	One would be telepathy, dumbass.
9,074	48	Beth	Now what?
9,075	48	Rick	Now we —
9,076	48	Rick, Morty, and Summer	Go Team Gotron!
9,077	48	Jerry	Where are we zip lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to?
9,078	48	Rick	Each robot ferret is on a different location on Earth. You're going to the center of a volcano.
9,079	48	Jerry	Thank... you?
9,080	48	Beth	Okay, well, this isn't not fun.
9,081	48	Rick	Regroup on me, I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug.
9,082	48	Jerry	Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen?
9,083	48	Rick	Uh, Summer?
9,084	48	Summer	It's cool, Dad, shut up.
9,085	48	Rick	Everybody, attack one at a time.
9,086	48	Beth	Is that the best way to —
9,087	48	Rick	Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me.
9,088	48	Rick	Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. Activating linkdock, intermorphs, ratify, postatrinos, maximize.
9,089	48	Rick	Holy shit, I can't believe this is working. Go, Go-Team! It's Gotron Time!
9,090	48	Jerry	Oh, my god. Hell, yes!
9,091	48	Summer	This is amazing!
9,092	48	Rick	Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, but trust me, we're still building to something.
9,093	48	Beth	How do we —
9,094	48	Rick	Just hit buttons, we're too big to fail!
9,095	48	Beth	Wooah! I kicked him, that was me, right?
9,096	48	Morty	Uppercut!
9,097	48	Jerry	I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor.
9,098	48	Rick	I've been waiting a long time for this. Form Luminous Energy Sword!
9,099	48	Rick	Got your ass, mamma-jamma!

9,000

47

Ship

: Confirmed.

9,001

47

Turkeyfied Marine 1

9,002

47

Turkeyfied Rick

: Copy, copy, tango, all good. Just a couple of branches on the roof.

9,003

47

Turkeyfied Marine 1

9,004

47

Flesh Rick/Morty

: We will not/never surrender.

9,005

47

General

: Oh yeah? Bring in the David Blaine box.

9,006

47

Summer

: Damn, is that a David Blaine box?

9,007

47

Jerry

: I told you we should have just gone to my parents' house.

9,008

47

Beth

: No, you didn't.

9,009

47

Jerry

: Well, I didn't say it out loud, but it should be well known by now that I'd always rather be there.

9,010

47

Flesh Rick

: Oh, God, oh no!

9,011

47

Flesh Morty

: Aw, geez, Rick!

9,012

47

General

: Sir, we've got Rick and Morty inside the box!

9,013

47

The President

: Then that confirms it.

9,014

47

General

: Sir?

9,015

47

The President

: No David Blaine box can hold Rick Sanchez. Scan the turkey truck!

9,016

47

Marine

: Huh. That's weird. ID chips for Fincher and Rodriguez are glitching.

9,017

47

The President

: Sanchez... I'll deal with this bastard myself.

9,018

47

General

: Sir, don't be a cowboy. You can't get re-elected dead.

9,019

47

Scientist

: System is calibrated, sir. That pill contains a tracking chip that will identify --

9,020

47

The President

: I know, it'll be important later! Do it.

9,021

48

Rick, Morty, and Summer

(singing) Boob World! Boob World! It's a world for you, but it's actually two. Boob World!

9,022

48

Summer

I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, but I'm actually "exstyched" about it. That's "excited", "stoked", and "psyched".

9,023

48

Morty

I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick.

9,024

48

Rick

Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, so they've recently rebranded as a "boob empowerment experience", and if we bring a female, we get in for free.

9,025

48

Summer

So, I'm like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?

9,026

48

Morty

No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, you can throw your Coke can away.

9,027

48

Rick

No fuckin' way. It can't be.

9,028

48

Rick

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!

9,029

48

Morty

Oh, look at that.

9,030

48

Summer

What is it?

9,031

48

Morty

A Gotron Ferret.

9,032

48

Rick

It's not a Gotron Ferret, Morty, it's THE Blue Gotron Ferret! (throws skeleton of former pilot out) Boob World is canceled.

9,033

48

Morty

No! Rick! No, you promised! You always do this.

9,034

48

Rick

Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose, do you really think Boob World —

9,035

48

Morty

Yes.

9,036

48

Rick

Let me finish. — is more important —

9,037

48

Morty

Yes!

9,038

48

Rick

Let me finish! — than having all five of the only five Gotron Ferrets in the universe?

9,039

48

Morty

Are you finished? Yes! So let's go.

9,040

48

Rick

Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret.

9,041

48

Summer

Sure.

9,042

48

Morty

What the hell? You said you were letting me choose.

9,043

48

Rick

Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. You chose badly. (walks away with Summer)

9,044

48

Morty voiceover

That's how it all began. To my sister it was just another game. But what she didn't know —

9,045

48

Summer voiceover

That was the moment everything changed.

9,046

48

Morty voiceover

Wait, what?

9,047

48

Summer voiceover

I had gotten my first taste of respect, and my first voiceover.

9,048

48

Morty voiceover

I can hear you. Can you hear me?

9,049

48

Summer voiceover

And I knew then and there, I wanted more of both.

9,050

48

Morty voiceover

Hello?

9,051

48

Rick

Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us! A giant monster's attacking in the Nibblenug system. Your suits are in the bathroom.

9,052

48

Morty

Mine smells skeleton-y.

9,053

48

Jerry

I have a chiropractor appointment.

9,054

48

Beth

What are you involving us in?

9,055

48

Morty

Rick's been collecting Gotron Ferrets, and now that he has all five, he can combine them into —

9,056

48

Rick

Morty, for Christ's sake, spoilers!

9,057

48

Summer

Spoilers, Morty! We don't need to sell this to anyone, there's a giant monster attacking.

9,058

48

Beth

In the Nibblenug system. Since when does this house care about alien lives, we don't even watch

9,059

48

Rick

Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door and a homeless guy.

9,060

48

Summer

No, hold on, fuck Gene, fuck the homeless. Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them, when did that stop being a parent's wettest dream?

9,061

48

Beth

I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby and the government launched it into space.

9,062

48

Summer

Oh my god, we made a giant incest baby. Oh my god, you might be a clone. I exist because you guys failed to abort me. We get the family we get, not the one we want, and if you want to keep the one you got, get your asses into some anime spacesuits!

9,063

48

Jerry

Fair enough.

9,064

48

Beth

Okay.

9,065

48

Rick

Good work, Summer-camp.

9,066

48

Morty

Yeah, I'm "excitoked" about this.

9,067

48

Rick

Sure you are. Now.

9,068

48

Morty voiceover

Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it.

9,069

48

Summer voiceover

I let Morty have his voiceover, it's really all he had left.

9,070

48

Morty voiceover

Okay, can you hear me, or not?

9,071

48

Summer voiceover

You mean, can I, Summer, hear you? No, my voiceover can hear your voiceover.

9,072

48

Morty voiceover

What's the difference?

9,073

48

Summer voiceover

One would be telepathy, dumbass.

9,074

48

Beth

Now what?

9,075

48

Rick

Now we —

9,076

48

Rick, Morty, and Summer

Go Team Gotron!

9,077

48

Jerry

Where are we zip lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to?

9,078

48

Rick

Each robot ferret is on a different location on Earth. You're going to the center of a volcano.

9,079

48

Jerry

Thank... you?

9,080

48

Beth

Okay, well, this isn't not fun.

9,081

48

Rick

Regroup on me, I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug.

9,082

48

Jerry

Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen?

9,083

48

Rick

Uh, Summer?

9,084

48

Summer

It's cool, Dad, shut up.

9,085

48

Rick

Everybody, attack one at a time.

9,086

48

Beth

Is that the best way to —

9,087

48

Rick

Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me.

9,088

48

Rick

Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. Activating linkdock, intermorphs, ratify, postatrinos, maximize.

9,089

48

Rick

Holy shit, I can't believe this is working. Go, Go-Team! It's Gotron Time!

9,090

48

Jerry

Oh, my god. Hell, yes!

9,091

48

Summer

This is amazing!

9,092

48

Rick

Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, but trust me, we're still building to something.

9,093

48

Beth

How do we —

9,094

48

Rick

Just hit buttons, we're too big to fail!

9,095

48

Beth

Wooah! I kicked him, that was me, right?

9,096

48

Morty

Uppercut!

9,097

48

Jerry

I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor.

9,098

48

Rick

I've been waiting a long time for this. Form Luminous Energy Sword!

9,099

48

Rick

Got your ass, mamma-jamma!