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9,100 | 48 | Morty | Oh, that was fantastic! |
9,101 | 48 | Jerry | (???) |
9,102 | 48 | Summer | (???) ...tits, Grandpa. |
9,103 | 48 | Beth | Suck tits! |
9,104 | 48 | Beth | I was a foot! I was a goddamn (???) foot! |
9,105 | 48 | Summer | We were like, "Bwaaah"! |
9,106 | 48 | Jerry | 'Member when the sword was like, "Bwaaah"? |
9,107 | 48 | Morty | I feel so alive! |
9,108 | 48 | Morty voiceover | These were the good times, when we felt like we could do anything. But anything is never quite everything, and pretty soon... |
9,109 | 48 | Rick | Tch, that was nothing. Nothing compared to what I can do. There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets. Those versions of me would do anything to complete their collections. |
9,110 | 48 | Morty | Okay, but Rick? Remember what you told me to remind you? Sometimes enough is... |
9,111 | 48 | Rick | Sometimes enough is enough. |
9,112 | 48 | Summer | Morty, what are you doing? |
9,113 | 48 | Morty | He gets obsessed, Summer. |
9,114 | 48 | Summer | When are you going to find your shame? |
9,115 | 48 | Morty | I have more? |
9,116 | 48 | Summer | Grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives, and before he did, every single one of you was trying to talk him out of it. |
9,117 | 48 | Rick | Wait, yeah. What the fuck? |
9,118 | 48 | Summer | Now he says we can go higher, and big surprise, it's time to drag him down again. |
9,119 | 48 | Beth | Well, I vote. |
9,120 | 48 | Summer | No voting, no debate, it's not a democracy, it's a Rick-public. You're in or you're out. |
9,121 | 48 | Beth | Obviously, I'm in, I never said I wasn't in. |
9,122 | 48 | Jerry | Me, neither. Tell us what we're doin' next! |
9,123 | 48 | Rick | I want to put together a cookout. |
9,124 | 48 | Jerry | That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone. |
9,125 | 48 | Beth | Jerry. |
9,126 | 48 | Jerry | I said prepared, and someone. |
9,127 | 48 | Morty voiceover | Rick invited five versions of our family from different universes, each with incomplete Gotrons. I didn't have anyone to talk to, since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World. |
9,128 | 48 | Morty 1 | Did you walk on the beach? |
9,129 | 48 | Morty 2 | The beach that's all boobs? |
9,130 | 48 | Morty 1 | No, the beach that's all sand. Yes, the boob one! |
9,131 | 48 | Morty voiceover | Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families. ...Ugh, and Summer. |
9,132 | 48 | Summer voiceover | In that first sit-down, it was Big Fat Rick; Ricardo Montoya; Hothead Rick, he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts; and Little Ricky Wrap-it-up, who was always great at the end of a meeting. At the head of it all |
9,133 | 48 | Big Fat Rick | Eh, don't get me wrong, C-137. We're happy for your good fortune, but we did not travel to your universe just to have it rubbed in our faces. |
9,134 | 48 | Rick | C'mon, Big Fat Rick, you know your face is too small to rub anything on. |
9,135 | 48 | Big Fat Rick | My face is the same size as yours. |
9,136 | 48 | Rick | Wow, huh. Hold on. |
9,137 | 48 | Rick | I'll be damned. You're so fat, it's an optical illusion. Summer, give him the pitch. |
9,138 | 48 | Summer | We're offering to help each of your families complete their full Gotrons. |
9,139 | 48 | Big Fat Rick | Gabaloccia! |
9,140 | 48 | Ricardo Montoya | (???) ...what? |
9,141 | 48 | Little Ricky | Opa! |
9,142 | 48 | Summer | In exchange for some concessions. |
9,143 | 48 | Ricardo Montoya | Ever since I was a little boy in the slums I have dreamed of having a complete Gotron. But concessions? I hope you mean the kind from a counter. I hope she means ice cream! |
9,144 | 48 | Big Fat Rick | Gabalo-guccia! |
9,145 | 48 | Little Ricky | Opa! |
9,146 | 48 | Rick | We'd like you to move your families to this universe and let me make some modifications to the Gotrons, in the interest of us all working together. |
9,147 | 48 | Hothead Rick | Wanna know what I think? |
9,148 | 48 | Rick | Sure, Hothead Rick. Just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle. |
9,149 | 48 | Hothead Rick | I think you guys got a lotta nerve actin' better than us! This is the family that made a giant incest baby! Had the government launch it into space! It's still floatin' around out there somewhere! |
9,150 | 48 | Rick | Are we ever gonna live that down? |
9,151 | 48 | Hothead Rick | When I get a full Gotron it won't be by kissin' your ass! It'll be by takin' what's mine! Yours! (spits on the ground) |
9,152 | 48 | Rick | Hey, gross! No need. |
9,153 | 48 | Jerry | And you were driving a ferret? |
9,154 | 48 | Hothead Rick | We all are, moron! Gimme the key! |
9,155 | 48 | Hothead Rick | You'll regret this, you level-headed fuck! (leaves through a portal) |
9,156 | 48 | Summer | (closes the garage) Obviously, we predicted that might happen, which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby. |
9,157 | 48 | Rick | Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo? |
9,158 | 48 | Ricardo Montoya | Eh, I'm okay. I'm okay with that. |
9,159 | 48 | Big Fat Rick | Good, that's good. |
9,160 | 48 | Rick | Some people think he's lame, but to me, he's lame in a cool way, because he owns it. Cool. That concludes business. Little Ricky Wrap-it-up? |
9,161 | 48 | Little Ricky | Raise 'em up, boys! Opa! |
9,162 | 48 | Summer voiceover | And so we helped our people find their ferrets. How they got 'em, not our problem. |
9,163 | 48 | Summer voiceover | Then we got down to business. Here's how it worked. If a giant monster attacked our planet, y'all got the alert. |
9,164 | 48 | Summer voiceover | We formed five Gotrons. And those Gotrons formed the Gogotron. |
9,165 | 48 | Smith family | Go, Gogotron! |
9,166 | 48 | Rick | I will never get sick of this! |
9,167 | 48 | Summer voiceover | If you were a giant monster at that time in our universe, you never had a chance! |
9,168 | 48 | Yo-Yo Rick | Mine needs a weapon like a yo-yo. And a yo-yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? I need you to respect this partnership! |
9,169 | 48 | Summer voiceover | I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. If you got in his way, I got you out of the way. |
9,170 | 48 | Summer voiceover | And that made more room to move up. |
9,171 | 48 | Rick | The head of my right arm. (Summer is given a Gotron key, and embraces him) |
9,172 | 48 | Morty voiceover | Me, I ended up the left foot of the left foot, I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole. |
9,173 | 48 | Summer voiceover | Well, it had one. |
9,174 | 48 | Morty | Bitch! When are you going to stop breaking my balls? You win, okay? |
9,175 | 48 | Summer | We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer. I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first. |
9,176 | 48 | Morty | How is that putting family first? |
9,177 | 48 | Rick | Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints! |
9,178 | 48 | Summer | I agree, that's an issue. Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full, or your locker gets emptied, thanks. |
9,179 | 48 | Morty | I know it feels good when he likes you, but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good. |
9,180 | 48 | Summer | Solid babble, Morty, like a fortune cookie written by Borat. |
9,181 | 48 | Morty | Yeah, I'm not as smart as you, that's why I know you know what I mean. |
9,182 | 48 | Summer | You mean if I really loved my family, I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass? Green Ferret 4 needs a wash and we're out of detergent. |
9,183 | 48 | Morty | I just bought a box. |
9,184 | 48 | Summer | And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in. |
9,185 | 48 | Rick | Sum-sum! (points to nose and drinks) |
9,186 | 48 | Summer | Get two boxes. |
9,187 | 48 | Summer voiceover | We evacuated one of the planets we saved and found a secret nightclub on it. A place no enemies could find us, unless you count my brother. |
9,188 | 48 | Morty voiceover | I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. Summer made me somethin' called an "Associate Security Chief", whatever the hell that means. |
9,189 | 48 | Rick | Look at this guy. Ha-ha. And look at this guy. Look at this guy over here! (grabs Little Ricky) Meow-meow-meow, meow, meow-meow! |
9,190 | 48 | Rick | Oh, there she is, my baby princess, get up here. Stop the music! |
9,191 | 48 | Rick | This is our queef — our queen. She saved my life, she set me free, we wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. And she's got a special announcement. (lowers the mic to Summer) Summer, tell 'em what we talked about. |
9,192 | 48 | Summer | Now? I don't think — |
9,193 | 48 | Rick | Okay, I'll do it, goddamn. |
9,194 | 48 | Morty voiceover | The new job did have some perks, like I got to be around the night Summer realized she was in over her head. |
9,195 | 48 | Rick | Yeah, okay. I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more, and then 4 of you get your own Gogotron, and 20% of you get a Gotron, 'cause we're all gonna have a fuckin' Gogogotron! |
9,196 | 48 | Summer | He's very excited. Um... (cues Little Ricky) |
9,197 | 48 | Little Ricky | Opa! (raises his glass) |
9,198 | 48 | Morty | Oh, I hate my family. |
9,199 | 48 | Anime Guy 1 | You should. Get in. |
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