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9,100	48	Morty	Oh, that was fantastic!
9,101	48	Jerry	(???)
9,102	48	Summer	(???) ...tits, Grandpa.
9,103	48	Beth	Suck tits!
9,104	48	Beth	I was a foot! I was a goddamn (???) foot!
9,105	48	Summer	We were like, "Bwaaah"!
9,106	48	Jerry	'Member when the sword was like, "Bwaaah"?
9,107	48	Morty	I feel so alive!
9,108	48	Morty voiceover	These were the good times, when we felt like we could do anything. But anything is never quite everything, and pretty soon...
9,109	48	Rick	Tch, that was nothing. Nothing compared to what I can do. There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets. Those versions of me would do anything to complete their collections.
9,110	48	Morty	Okay, but Rick? Remember what you told me to remind you? Sometimes enough is...
9,111	48	Rick	Sometimes enough is enough.
9,112	48	Summer	Morty, what are you doing?
9,113	48	Morty	He gets obsessed, Summer.
9,114	48	Summer	When are you going to find your shame?
9,115	48	Morty	I have more?
9,116	48	Summer	Grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives, and before he did, every single one of you was trying to talk him out of it.
9,117	48	Rick	Wait, yeah. What the fuck?
9,118	48	Summer	Now he says we can go higher, and big surprise, it's time to drag him down again.
9,119	48	Beth	Well, I vote.
9,120	48	Summer	No voting, no debate, it's not a democracy, it's a Rick-public. You're in or you're out.
9,121	48	Beth	Obviously, I'm in, I never said I wasn't in.
9,122	48	Jerry	Me, neither. Tell us what we're doin' next!
9,123	48	Rick	I want to put together a cookout.
9,124	48	Jerry	That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone.
9,125	48	Beth	Jerry.
9,126	48	Jerry	I said prepared, and someone.
9,127	48	Morty voiceover	Rick invited five versions of our family from different universes, each with incomplete Gotrons. I didn't have anyone to talk to, since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World.
9,128	48	Morty 1	Did you walk on the beach?
9,129	48	Morty 2	The beach that's all boobs?
9,130	48	Morty 1	No, the beach that's all sand. Yes, the boob one!
9,131	48	Morty voiceover	Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families. ...Ugh, and Summer.
9,132	48	Summer voiceover	In that first sit-down, it was Big Fat Rick; Ricardo Montoya; Hothead Rick, he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts; and Little Ricky Wrap-it-up, who was always great at the end of a meeting. At the head of it all
9,133	48	Big Fat Rick	Eh, don't get me wrong, C-137. We're happy for your good fortune, but we did not travel to your universe just to have it rubbed in our faces.
9,134	48	Rick	C'mon, Big Fat Rick, you know your face is too small to rub anything on.
9,135	48	Big Fat Rick	My face is the same size as yours.
9,136	48	Rick	Wow, huh. Hold on.
9,137	48	Rick	I'll be damned. You're so fat, it's an optical illusion. Summer, give him the pitch.
9,138	48	Summer	We're offering to help each of your families complete their full Gotrons.
9,139	48	Big Fat Rick	Gabaloccia!
9,140	48	Ricardo Montoya	(???) ...what?
9,141	48	Little Ricky	Opa!
9,142	48	Summer	In exchange for some concessions.
9,143	48	Ricardo Montoya	Ever since I was a little boy in the slums I have dreamed of having a complete Gotron. But concessions? I hope you mean the kind from a counter. I hope she means ice cream!
9,144	48	Big Fat Rick	Gabalo-guccia!
9,145	48	Little Ricky	Opa!
9,146	48	Rick	We'd like you to move your families to this universe and let me make some modifications to the Gotrons, in the interest of us all working together.
9,147	48	Hothead Rick	Wanna know what I think?
9,148	48	Rick	Sure, Hothead Rick. Just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle.
9,149	48	Hothead Rick	I think you guys got a lotta nerve actin' better than us! This is the family that made a giant incest baby! Had the government launch it into space! It's still floatin' around out there somewhere!
9,150	48	Rick	Are we ever gonna live that down?
9,151	48	Hothead Rick	When I get a full Gotron it won't be by kissin' your ass! It'll be by takin' what's mine! Yours! (spits on the ground)
9,152	48	Rick	Hey, gross! No need.
9,153	48	Jerry	And you were driving a ferret?
9,154	48	Hothead Rick	We all are, moron! Gimme the key!
9,155	48	Hothead Rick	You'll regret this, you level-headed fuck! (leaves through a portal)
9,156	48	Summer	(closes the garage) Obviously, we predicted that might happen, which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby.
9,157	48	Rick	Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo?
9,158	48	Ricardo Montoya	Eh, I'm okay. I'm okay with that.
9,159	48	Big Fat Rick	Good, that's good.
9,160	48	Rick	Some people think he's lame, but to me, he's lame in a cool way, because he owns it. Cool. That concludes business. Little Ricky Wrap-it-up?
9,161	48	Little Ricky	Raise 'em up, boys! Opa!
9,162	48	Summer voiceover	And so we helped our people find their ferrets. How they got 'em, not our problem.
9,163	48	Summer voiceover	Then we got down to business. Here's how it worked. If a giant monster attacked our planet, y'all got the alert.
9,164	48	Summer voiceover	We formed five Gotrons. And those Gotrons formed the Gogotron.
9,165	48	Smith family	Go, Gogotron!
9,166	48	Rick	I will never get sick of this!
9,167	48	Summer voiceover	If you were a giant monster at that time in our universe, you never had a chance!
9,168	48	Yo-Yo Rick	Mine needs a weapon like a yo-yo. And a yo-yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? I need you to respect this partnership!
9,169	48	Summer voiceover	I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. If you got in his way, I got you out of the way.
9,170	48	Summer voiceover	And that made more room to move up.
9,171	48	Rick	The head of my right arm. (Summer is given a Gotron key, and embraces him)
9,172	48	Morty voiceover	Me, I ended up the left foot of the left foot, I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole.
9,173	48	Summer voiceover	Well, it had one.
9,174	48	Morty	Bitch! When are you going to stop breaking my balls? You win, okay?
9,175	48	Summer	We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer. I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first.
9,176	48	Morty	How is that putting family first?
9,177	48	Rick	Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints!
9,178	48	Summer	I agree, that's an issue. Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full, or your locker gets emptied, thanks.
9,179	48	Morty	I know it feels good when he likes you, but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good.
9,180	48	Summer	Solid babble, Morty, like a fortune cookie written by Borat.
9,181	48	Morty	Yeah, I'm not as smart as you, that's why I know you know what I mean.
9,182	48	Summer	You mean if I really loved my family, I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass? Green Ferret 4 needs a wash and we're out of detergent.
9,183	48	Morty	I just bought a box.
9,184	48	Summer	And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in.
9,185	48	Rick	Sum-sum! (points to nose and drinks)
9,186	48	Summer	Get two boxes.
9,187	48	Summer voiceover	We evacuated one of the planets we saved and found a secret nightclub on it. A place no enemies could find us, unless you count my brother.
9,188	48	Morty voiceover	I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. Summer made me somethin' called an "Associate Security Chief", whatever the hell that means.
9,189	48	Rick	Look at this guy. Ha-ha. And look at this guy. Look at this guy over here! (grabs Little Ricky) Meow-meow-meow, meow, meow-meow!
9,190	48	Rick	Oh, there she is, my baby princess, get up here. Stop the music!
9,191	48	Rick	This is our queef — our queen. She saved my life, she set me free, we wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. And she's got a special announcement. (lowers the mic to Summer) Summer, tell 'em what we talked about.
9,192	48	Summer	Now? I don't think —
9,193	48	Rick	Okay, I'll do it, goddamn.
9,194	48	Morty voiceover	The new job did have some perks, like I got to be around the night Summer realized she was in over her head.
9,195	48	Rick	Yeah, okay. I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more, and then 4 of you get your own Gogotron, and 20% of you get a Gotron, 'cause we're all gonna have a fuckin' Gogogotron!
9,196	48	Summer	He's very excited. Um... (cues Little Ricky)
9,197	48	Little Ricky	Opa! (raises his glass)
9,198	48	Morty	Oh, I hate my family.
9,199	48	Anime Guy 1	You should. Get in.

9,100

48

Morty

Oh, that was fantastic!

9,101

48

Jerry

(???)

9,102

48

Summer

(???) ...tits, Grandpa.

9,103

48

Beth

Suck tits!

9,104

48

Beth

I was a foot! I was a goddamn (???) foot!

9,105

48

Summer

We were like, "Bwaaah"!

9,106

48

Jerry

'Member when the sword was like, "Bwaaah"?

9,107

48

Morty

I feel so alive!

9,108

48

Morty voiceover

These were the good times, when we felt like we could do anything. But anything is never quite everything, and pretty soon...

9,109

48

Rick

Tch, that was nothing. Nothing compared to what I can do. There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets. Those versions of me would do anything to complete their collections.

9,110

48

Morty

Okay, but Rick? Remember what you told me to remind you? Sometimes enough is...

9,111

48

Rick

Sometimes enough is enough.

9,112

48

Summer

Morty, what are you doing?

9,113

48

Morty

He gets obsessed, Summer.

9,114

48

Summer

When are you going to find your shame?

9,115

48

Morty

I have more?

9,116

48

Summer

Grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives, and before he did, every single one of you was trying to talk him out of it.

9,117

48

Rick

Wait, yeah. What the fuck?

9,118

48

Summer

Now he says we can go higher, and big surprise, it's time to drag him down again.

9,119

48

Beth

Well, I vote.

9,120

48

Summer

No voting, no debate, it's not a democracy, it's a Rick-public. You're in or you're out.

9,121

48

Beth

Obviously, I'm in, I never said I wasn't in.

9,122

48

Jerry

Me, neither. Tell us what we're doin' next!

9,123

48

Rick

I want to put together a cookout.

9,124

48

Jerry

That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone.

9,125

48

Beth

Jerry.

9,126

48

Jerry

I said prepared, and someone.

9,127

48

Morty voiceover

Rick invited five versions of our family from different universes, each with incomplete Gotrons. I didn't have anyone to talk to, since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World.

9,128

48

Morty 1

Did you walk on the beach?

9,129

48

Morty 2

The beach that's all boobs?

9,130

48

Morty 1

No, the beach that's all sand. Yes, the boob one!

9,131

48

Morty voiceover

Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families. ...Ugh, and Summer.

9,132

48

Summer voiceover

In that first sit-down, it was Big Fat Rick; Ricardo Montoya; Hothead Rick, he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts; and Little Ricky Wrap-it-up, who was always great at the end of a meeting. At the head of it all

9,133

48

Big Fat Rick

Eh, don't get me wrong, C-137. We're happy for your good fortune, but we did not travel to your universe just to have it rubbed in our faces.

9,134

48

Rick

C'mon, Big Fat Rick, you know your face is too small to rub anything on.

9,135

48

Big Fat Rick

My face is the same size as yours.

9,136

48

Rick

Wow, huh. Hold on.

9,137

48

Rick

I'll be damned. You're so fat, it's an optical illusion. Summer, give him the pitch.

9,138

48

Summer

We're offering to help each of your families complete their full Gotrons.

9,139

48

Big Fat Rick

Gabaloccia!

9,140

48

Ricardo Montoya

(???) ...what?

9,141

48

Little Ricky

Opa!

9,142

48

Summer

In exchange for some concessions.

9,143

48

Ricardo Montoya

Ever since I was a little boy in the slums I have dreamed of having a complete Gotron. But concessions? I hope you mean the kind from a counter. I hope she means ice cream!

9,144

48

Big Fat Rick

Gabalo-guccia!

9,145

48

Little Ricky

Opa!

9,146

48

Rick

We'd like you to move your families to this universe and let me make some modifications to the Gotrons, in the interest of us all working together.

9,147

48

Hothead Rick

Wanna know what I think?

9,148

48

Rick

Sure, Hothead Rick. Just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle.

9,149

48

Hothead Rick

I think you guys got a lotta nerve actin' better than us! This is the family that made a giant incest baby! Had the government launch it into space! It's still floatin' around out there somewhere!

9,150

48

Rick

Are we ever gonna live that down?

9,151

48

Hothead Rick

When I get a full Gotron it won't be by kissin' your ass! It'll be by takin' what's mine! Yours! (spits on the ground)

9,152

48

Rick

Hey, gross! No need.

9,153

48

Jerry

And you were driving a ferret?

9,154

48

Hothead Rick

We all are, moron! Gimme the key!

9,155

48

Hothead Rick

You'll regret this, you level-headed fuck! (leaves through a portal)

9,156

48

Summer

(closes the garage) Obviously, we predicted that might happen, which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby.

9,157

48

Rick

Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo?

9,158

48

Ricardo Montoya

Eh, I'm okay. I'm okay with that.

9,159

48

Big Fat Rick

Good, that's good.

9,160

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Rick

Some people think he's lame, but to me, he's lame in a cool way, because he owns it. Cool. That concludes business. Little Ricky Wrap-it-up?

9,161

48

Little Ricky

Raise 'em up, boys! Opa!

9,162

48

Summer voiceover

And so we helped our people find their ferrets. How they got 'em, not our problem.

9,163

48

Summer voiceover

Then we got down to business. Here's how it worked. If a giant monster attacked our planet, y'all got the alert.

9,164

48

Summer voiceover

We formed five Gotrons. And those Gotrons formed the Gogotron.

9,165

48

Smith family

Go, Gogotron!

9,166

48

Rick

I will never get sick of this!

9,167

48

Summer voiceover

If you were a giant monster at that time in our universe, you never had a chance!

9,168

48

Yo-Yo Rick

Mine needs a weapon like a yo-yo. And a yo-yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? I need you to respect this partnership!

9,169

48

Summer voiceover

I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. If you got in his way, I got you out of the way.

9,170

48

Summer voiceover

And that made more room to move up.

9,171

48

Rick

The head of my right arm. (Summer is given a Gotron key, and embraces him)

9,172

48

Morty voiceover

Me, I ended up the left foot of the left foot, I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole.

9,173

48

Summer voiceover

Well, it had one.

9,174

48

Morty

Bitch! When are you going to stop breaking my balls? You win, okay?

9,175

48

Summer

We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer. I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first.

9,176

48

Morty

How is that putting family first?

9,177

48

Rick

Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints!

9,178

48

Summer

I agree, that's an issue. Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full, or your locker gets emptied, thanks.

9,179

48

Morty

I know it feels good when he likes you, but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good.

9,180

48

Summer

Solid babble, Morty, like a fortune cookie written by Borat.

9,181

48

Morty

Yeah, I'm not as smart as you, that's why I know you know what I mean.

9,182

48

Summer

You mean if I really loved my family, I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass? Green Ferret 4 needs a wash and we're out of detergent.

9,183

48

Morty

I just bought a box.

9,184

48

Summer

And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in.

9,185

48

Rick

Sum-sum! (points to nose and drinks)

9,186

48

Summer

Get two boxes.

9,187

48

Summer voiceover

We evacuated one of the planets we saved and found a secret nightclub on it. A place no enemies could find us, unless you count my brother.

9,188

48

Morty voiceover

I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. Summer made me somethin' called an "Associate Security Chief", whatever the hell that means.

9,189

48

Rick

Look at this guy. Ha-ha. And look at this guy. Look at this guy over here! (grabs Little Ricky) Meow-meow-meow, meow, meow-meow!

9,190

48

Rick

Oh, there she is, my baby princess, get up here. Stop the music!

9,191

48

Rick

This is our queef — our queen. She saved my life, she set me free, we wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. And she's got a special announcement. (lowers the mic to Summer) Summer, tell 'em what we talked about.

9,192

48

Summer

Now? I don't think —

9,193

48

Rick

Okay, I'll do it, goddamn.

9,194

48

Morty voiceover

The new job did have some perks, like I got to be around the night Summer realized she was in over her head.

9,195

48

Rick

Yeah, okay. I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more, and then 4 of you get your own Gogotron, and 20% of you get a Gotron, 'cause we're all gonna have a fuckin' Gogogotron!

9,196

48

Summer

He's very excited. Um... (cues Little Ricky)

9,197

48

Little Ricky

Opa! (raises his glass)

9,198

48

Morty

Oh, I hate my family.

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48

Anime Guy 1

You should. Get in.