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9,400	51	Rick:	Time be going by, don’t she?
9,401	51	Morty:	That’s your reaction to finding out you wasted your entire life?
9,402	51	Rick:	I feel okay.
9,403	51	Morty:	Well-well, what about me?
9,404	51	Rick:	Woah. Excuse us boys, you don’t wanna be here for this.
9,405	51	Two crows:	Caw.
9,406	51	Morty:	I thought if I gave you enough space, you’d outgrow this phase.
9,407	51	Waiter:	Here’s your drink, poser.
9,408	51	Morty:
9,409	51	Rick:	Morty, what we had wasn’t healthy.
9,410	51	Morty:	And this is? Y-y-you had a thousand adventures with these crows. When are you gonna kill their Big Bad?
9,411	51	Rick:	First off, the will-they kill-they is everything to my guys. And second, fuck you for trying to undermine my happiness.
9,412	51	Morty:	This may be the last time you lay eyes on me!
9,413	51	Rick:	I hope that’s not true, Morty. Because you look like sh-urrp-shit, and this is not how I wanna remember you.
9,414	51	Crowscare:	Now that I have his two crows, nothing will stop me from eliminating Crow Rick!
9,415	51	Two crows:	Caw, caw, caw.
9,416	51	Crowscare:	Don’t defend him to me, I don’t even get what you see in him.
9,417	51	Two crows:	Caw, caw.
9,418	51	Crowscare:	You’re right, we should be enjoying the time we have together.
9,419	51	Crowscare:	Crow Rick!
9,420	51	Two crows:	Caw.
9,421	51	Crowscare:	Oh, I know what this must look like but—
9,422	51	Rick:	Looks like my arch-nemesis Crowscare and my sidekicks planning adventures together.
9,423	51	Crowscare:	You are hardly the victim here. I was adventuring with these two crows before you ever came along.
9,424	51	Two crows:	Caw, caw, caw.
9,425	51	Rick:	What do you mean, ‘using me as a rebound’?
9,426	51	Two crows:	Caw.
9,427	51	Rick:	You feel like I was using you as a rebound too? Well shit, this lost all meaning. Guess it could’ve been worse. At least ‘adventuring’ was just a metaphor for romantic partnership so it’s not a real breakup.
9,428	51	Crowscare:	Speak for yourself. We immensely enjoy each other’s bodies.
9,429	51	Rick:	What?! Eugh, no!
9,430	51	Crowscare:	Sounds like the man’s asking for proof! Let’s show him, fellas!
9,431	51	Two crows:	Caw, caw, caw.
9,432	51	Crowscare:	Ah, aah.
9,433	51	Rick:	I-I asked for zero proof! Zero proof!
9,434	51	Rick:	I’m giving you free will. Yah!
9,435	51	Crow-horse:	Submit to Crow-horse!
9,436	51	Rick:	Whoops.
9,437	51	Morty:	R-rick?
9,438	51	Rick:	Wubba lubba dub dub! I’m back, pal!
9,439	51	Jerry:	Morty, who’s at the door?
9,440	51	Rick:	Wait a minute, I thought you died gruesomely. W-what the hell’s going on here?
9,441	51	Morty:	See, um th-the thing is, uh—
9,442	51	Beth	Can you please make Morty fourteen again, dad? This is ridiculous.
9,443	51	Morty:	Okay, look, I-I may have used an aging serum to kind of emotionally blackmail you a little.
9,444	51	Rick:	I kinda figured and I totally get it, Morty. I-I’m done with the two crows, like they were super clingy and I’m ready to make this work.
9,445	51	Morty:	Let’s just hit the reset button.
9,446	51	Beth:	Well no, honey, not a reset, okay? Tell your grandpa that you’re worthy of his respect and you wanna be treated differently from now on.
9,447	51	Morty:	I refuse to do that, I’m desperate to get back together.
9,448	51	Jerry:	Just like his old man.
9,449	51	Rick:	Don’t worry honey, that’s just Morty’s middle age talking. He’ll be less codependent once we get more of his life in front of him again.
9,450	51	Summer:	Uh, I’d like him to stay forty so he can keep buying my friends molly. I’d rather throw my vote away than use it to support a flawed system.
9,451	51	Morty:	Can we make our first adventure fixing this? I-I keep thinking about lawn care.
9,452	51	Rick:	Okay buddy, who sold you this shitty aging serum? What did he look like?
9,453	51	Morty:	Just like you. I-I got it from
9,454	51	Rick:	Hot damn! Hitting the ground running with a Citadel episode. See you later, masturbators.
9,455	51	Andy:	Hi! I’m the Citadel’s new mascot, Andy! Because this place wouldn’t be home without Ricks aaand-ey Mortys!
9,456	51	Morty:	Dumb.
9,457	51	Rick:	Oof, what happened to this place?
9,458	51	Morty:	There’s a
9,459	51	Rick:	Ah, that’s cute. They rebuilt, and made it nicer.
9,460	51	Morty:	They made it Glendale.
9,461	51	Rick:	Goddamn you are cantankerous.
9,462	51	Morty:	Even pooping hurts now.
9,463	51	Rick:	Yeah, well, this place is gonna fix you right up.
9,464	51	Employee Morty:	Okay, so… we’ve got a standard Morty that’s been aged to forty.
9,465	51	Rick:	Can you reverse it?
9,466	51	Employee Morty:	Well if you look at it like a bone, what we can do is break his age in two places, remove the middle and graft its ends back together.
9,467	51	Morty:	Th-th-that sounds really violent.
9,468	51	Rick:	It’s not a literal bone, Morty.
9,469	51	Morty:	Oh, Okay.
9,470	51	Employee Morty:	Brace yourself, the process does also break every bone in your body.
9,471	51	Morty:	Wait, ahhhh! Ooh, ow!
9,472	51	Toddler Morty 1:	I like crayons.
9,473	51	Toddler Morty 2:	Girls are gross.
9,474	51	Morty:	I-I-I think I feel like myself again.
9,475	51	Rick:	Eh, you look a little weird. Your skin’s all pink like a baby mouse. Is that normal?
9,476	51	Employee Morty:	Probably. Uh, sign here for storage or disposal of the twenty-six years we removed.
9,477	51	Rick:	Wait, what? I ain’t payin’ to store twenty-six years.
9,478	51	Employee Morty:	Well, then you’re taking it with you.
9,479	51	Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:	I’m almost ready to sell out.
9,480	51	Rick:	Alright, what’s disposal cost?
9,481	51	Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:	S-something unfair’s happening!
9,482	51	Deformed Morty:	There’s no escape! No escape!
9,483	51	Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:	Let me help you, this is not a good look!
9,484	51	Rick:	Oh boy.
9,485	51	Morty:	Hey, they shot me!
9,486	51	Police Morty:	You are seriously hurting the Citadel experience!
9,487	51	Deformed Morty:	Listen to me!
9,488	51	Police Morty:	Drop the gun!
9,489	51	Deformed Morty:	Death is coming for us all, and the Citadel is a weapon of mass destruc—
9,490	51	Rick:	Woof. You’re about to get suspended with pay. Come on, Morty. Let’s get out of here before this gets political.
9,491	51	Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:	U-uh. Was I influential?
9,492	51	Morty:	Yeah, y-you were influential. You had like seven— seven blogs.
9,493	51	Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:	Tight. Uh.
9,494	51	Rick:	Ugh. Too late.
9,495	51	Secret Service Rick:	C-137. President Morty requests you join him for dinner.
9,496	51	Morty:	Woah! S-seriously?
9,497	51	Rick:	You know I destroyed this place?
9,498	51	Secret Service Rick:	You’ve been pardoned for that, sir.
9,499	51	Morty:	Rick, let’s have dinner with the Morty president.

9,400

51

Rick:

Time be going by, don’t she?

9,401

51

Morty:

That’s your reaction to finding out you wasted your entire life?

9,402

51

Rick:

I feel okay.

9,403

51

Morty:

Well-well, what about me?

9,404

51

Rick:

Woah. Excuse us boys, you don’t wanna be here for this.

9,405

51

Two crows:

Caw.

9,406

51

Morty:

I thought if I gave you enough space, you’d outgrow this phase.

9,407

51

Waiter:

Here’s your drink, poser.

9,408

51

Morty:

9,409

51

Rick:

Morty, what we had wasn’t healthy.

9,410

51

Morty:

And this is? Y-y-you had a thousand adventures with these crows. When are you gonna kill their Big Bad?

9,411

51

Rick:

First off, the will-they kill-they is everything to my guys. And second, fuck you for trying to undermine my happiness.

9,412

51

Morty:

This may be the last time you lay eyes on me!

9,413

51

Rick:

I hope that’s not true, Morty. Because you look like sh-urrp-shit, and this is not how I wanna remember you.

9,414

51

Crowscare:

Now that I have his two crows, nothing will stop me from eliminating Crow Rick!

9,415

51

Two crows:

Caw, caw, caw.

9,416

51

Crowscare:

Don’t defend him to me, I don’t even get what you see in him.

9,417

51

Two crows:

Caw, caw.

9,418

51

Crowscare:

You’re right, we should be enjoying the time we have together.

9,419

51

Crowscare:

Crow Rick!

9,420

51

Two crows:

Caw.

9,421

51

Crowscare:

Oh, I know what this must look like but—

9,422

51

Rick:

Looks like my arch-nemesis Crowscare and my sidekicks planning adventures together.

9,423

51

Crowscare:

You are hardly the victim here. I was adventuring with these two crows before you ever came along.

9,424

51

Two crows:

Caw, caw, caw.

9,425

51

Rick:

What do you mean, ‘using me as a rebound’?

9,426

51

Two crows:

Caw.

9,427

51

Rick:

You feel like I was using you as a rebound too? Well shit, this lost all meaning. Guess it could’ve been worse. At least ‘adventuring’ was just a metaphor for romantic partnership so it’s not a real breakup.

9,428

51

Crowscare:

Speak for yourself. We immensely enjoy each other’s bodies.

9,429

51

Rick:

What?! Eugh, no!

9,430

51

Crowscare:

Sounds like the man’s asking for proof! Let’s show him, fellas!

9,431

51

Two crows:

Caw, caw, caw.

9,432

51

Crowscare:

Ah, aah.

9,433

51

Rick:

I-I asked for zero proof! Zero proof!

9,434

51

Rick:

I’m giving you free will. Yah!

9,435

51

Crow-horse:

Submit to Crow-horse!

9,436

51

Rick:

Whoops.

9,437

51

Morty:

R-rick?

9,438

51

Rick:

Wubba lubba dub dub! I’m back, pal!

9,439

51

Jerry:

Morty, who’s at the door?

9,440

51

Rick:

Wait a minute, I thought you died gruesomely. W-what the hell’s going on here?

9,441

51

Morty:

See, um th-the thing is, uh—

9,442

51

Beth

Can you please make Morty fourteen again, dad? This is ridiculous.

9,443

51

Morty:

Okay, look, I-I may have used an aging serum to kind of emotionally blackmail you a little.

9,444

51

Rick:

I kinda figured and I totally get it, Morty. I-I’m done with the two crows, like they were super clingy and I’m ready to make this work.

9,445

51

Morty:

Let’s just hit the reset button.

9,446

51

Beth:

Well no, honey, not a reset, okay? Tell your grandpa that you’re worthy of his respect and you wanna be treated differently from now on.

9,447

51

Morty:

I refuse to do that, I’m desperate to get back together.

9,448

51

Jerry:

Just like his old man.

9,449

51

Rick:

Don’t worry honey, that’s just Morty’s middle age talking. He’ll be less codependent once we get more of his life in front of him again.

9,450

51

Summer:

Uh, I’d like him to stay forty so he can keep buying my friends molly. I’d rather throw my vote away than use it to support a flawed system.

9,451

51

Morty:

Can we make our first adventure fixing this? I-I keep thinking about lawn care.

9,452

51

Rick:

Okay buddy, who sold you this shitty aging serum? What did he look like?

9,453

51

Morty:

Just like you. I-I got it from

9,454

51

Rick:

Hot damn! Hitting the ground running with a Citadel episode. See you later, masturbators.

9,455

51

Andy:

Hi! I’m the Citadel’s new mascot, Andy! Because this place wouldn’t be home without Ricks aaand-ey Mortys!

9,456

51

Morty:

Dumb.

9,457

51

Rick:

Oof, what happened to this place?

9,458

51

Morty:

There’s a

9,459

51

Rick:

Ah, that’s cute. They rebuilt, and made it nicer.

9,460

51

Morty:

They made it Glendale.

9,461

51

Rick:

Goddamn you are cantankerous.

9,462

51

Morty:

Even pooping hurts now.

9,463

51

Rick:

Yeah, well, this place is gonna fix you right up.

9,464

51

Employee Morty:

Okay, so… we’ve got a standard Morty that’s been aged to forty.

9,465

51

Rick:

Can you reverse it?

9,466

51

Employee Morty:

Well if you look at it like a bone, what we can do is break his age in two places, remove the middle and graft its ends back together.

9,467

51

Morty:

Th-th-that sounds really violent.

9,468

51

Rick:

It’s not a literal bone, Morty.

9,469

51

Morty:

Oh, Okay.

9,470

51

Employee Morty:

Brace yourself, the process does also break every bone in your body.

9,471

51

Morty:

Wait, ahhhh! Ooh, ow!

9,472

51

Toddler Morty 1:

I like crayons.

9,473

51

Toddler Morty 2:

Girls are gross.

9,474

51

Morty:

I-I-I think I feel like myself again.

9,475

51

Rick:

Eh, you look a little weird. Your skin’s all pink like a baby mouse. Is that normal?

9,476

51

Employee Morty:

Probably. Uh, sign here for storage or disposal of the twenty-six years we removed.

9,477

51

Rick:

Wait, what? I ain’t payin’ to store twenty-six years.

9,478

51

Employee Morty:

Well, then you’re taking it with you.

9,479

51

Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:

I’m almost ready to sell out.

9,480

51

Rick:

Alright, what’s disposal cost?

9,481

51

Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:

S-something unfair’s happening!

9,482

51

Deformed Morty:

There’s no escape! No escape!

9,483

51

Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:

Let me help you, this is not a good look!

9,484

51

Rick:

Oh boy.

9,485

51

Morty:

Hey, they shot me!

9,486

51

Police Morty:

You are seriously hurting the Citadel experience!

9,487

51

Deformed Morty:

Listen to me!

9,488

51

Police Morty:

Drop the gun!

9,489

51

Deformed Morty:

Death is coming for us all, and the Citadel is a weapon of mass destruc—

9,490

51

Rick:

Woof. You’re about to get suspended with pay. Come on, Morty. Let’s get out of here before this gets political.

9,491

51

Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:

U-uh. Was I influential?

9,492

51

Morty:

Yeah, y-you were influential. You had like seven— seven blogs.

9,493

51

Twenty-Six Year Old Morty:

Tight. Uh.

9,494

51

Rick:

Ugh. Too late.

9,495

51

Secret Service Rick:

C-137. President Morty requests you join him for dinner.

9,496

51

Morty:

Woah! S-seriously?

9,497

51

Rick:

You know I destroyed this place?

9,498

51

Secret Service Rick:

You’ve been pardoned for that, sir.

9,499

51

Morty:

Rick, let’s have dinner with the Morty president.