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Peter's brothers, right ?
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Uh, heh-heh-heh.
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- I can tell by your fancy accent.
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- But we're sorry to say... we can only tell you where Peter did live... up until yesterday.
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Oh.
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What you're tellin'me, I think, is that my dear, sweet brother Peter... has gone to the Lord.
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He held on for you as long as he could, but yesterday he passed.
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And we came all the way from England.
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Alas.
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Alas.
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And we never got to see him.
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Excuse me.
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I must communicate with me deaf brother.
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- I told you before, she's my woman!
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- No, she's not!
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Hey, don't I know you two ?
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Yeah, I do !
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You're that--
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Stand aside !
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Welcome to America !
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My dear, sweet MaryJane.
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- Uncle Harvey.
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- Ho-ho-ho!
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Mmm, mmm--
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Enough.
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Heh-heh.
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Ah,you're as blooming'beautiful as Peter said you was.
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- You sure are.
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- Ha ha ha!
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This is my, uh, valet, Adolphus.
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My English valet, right ?
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Right, right.
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Heh.
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- Isn't he the sweetest looking boy ?
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- Why, thank you, missus !
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Heh-heh.
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Oh, and this is my Swahili warrior...
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I picked up in Africa on a safari with the Duke of York.
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He makes a great slave.
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Yeah.
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Yes, of course.
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Er, might we, uh, pay our respects to our brother's remainders ?
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Oh, oh, yes, yes.
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Rather, William.
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Uh, my brother says... he'd like to invite friends of the family for supper, people mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
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- No, I won't forget--
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- You know, we might just prosper... hanging around with them two.
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More than likely, we'll get our necks stretched.
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Well, that old King juiced it plenty, spittin'out word-for-word everything that young flathead told him.
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And how's that damn dog next door ?
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Smelly as the dickens.
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Oh, thank ya ever so.
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So I says to the pope,
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" Pope, I'd like to stay and help ya, but I've got a blinking'job to do... down in the bloomin' Indian Ocean saving' the blinking' pirates."
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Watch yourself, Huck.
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She's just a girl,Jim.
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Adolphus, have you ever seen the king ?
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- Him ?
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Oh, yeah.
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William III.
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- George IV.
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Oh, the King of England !
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Oh, why didn't you bloody say so ?
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Course I have.
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He goes to our church, regular.
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But I thought he lived in London.
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- Well, he does.
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- But you live in Sheffield.
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That is to say... he goes to our church when he's in Sheffield.
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Do you go to church ?
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Of course I do.
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We got our own pew right up front.
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- Whose pew ?
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- Why, ours.
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Your Uncle Harvey's, of course.
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What would he need a pew for ?
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Isn't he preaching up in the pulpit ?
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My thoughts exactly.
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Now, do you suppose... there ain't but one bloody, blinkin' preacher to a bloomin' church ?
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- What would they want more for ?
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- Style.
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If it's a priest before a king, you got to have lots of style goin' on.
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In our church, we've got 1 7 bloody, blinking', blooming'preachers.
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- Where's Buckingham Palace?
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- In Buckingham.
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- Who's the King married to ?
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- His wife.
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- What's her name ?
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- Uh, the queen.
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- Queen what ?
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- Queen of England.
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Ha !
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You don't know anything, do ya ?
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Well, I think...
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-you're the biggest fibber--
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-Susan!
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How dare you speak to him so, him being a stranger in a strange land, so far from his own people.
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He was telling a few stretchers, and I wasn't swallowing them.
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You apologize to him this instant.
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I apologize, Adolphus.
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