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(GAS PS) (GROWLS) (LAUGHS) That's it, Polly. Snip-snip. Come on, little dodo. Bitey-bite. The dumpy lady's got Polly! Snip-Snip Bite it! Bite it, you stupid bird! Bite it! (SCREAMS) (FABRIC RIPS) (AIR HISSING) (SCREAMING) QUEEN VICTORIA: No! My dodo! Polly! QUEEN VICTORIA: My dinner! (GAS PS) (GRUNTS) (HISSING STOPS) (GAS PS) Oh, barnacles. (SCREAMS) (GAS PS) Well done, sir. Hey! Wah-hey, Captain!
Whoo! Whoo! Fair play to you, sir. (ACCORDION WHINING) (CHUCKLES) Wah-hey! This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever. QUEEN VICTORIA: You'll swing for this! Curse you! And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off! I'll put it in a cannon and fire it into the sun! Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore? "Pardoned"? (SCREAMS) (AIR HISSING) You'll be outlawed across the globe! There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you! The whole world will know your name! (CHEERING) NUMBER TWO: Welcome back, Captain. (GRUNTS) Yay! (CHUCKLES) (CHEERING CONTINUES) See ya! Bye! Bye-bye! (AIR HISSING) J' You can get it if you really want
J' But you must try PIRATE CAPTAIN: Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles. Good luck with the science. Thank you, Captain. Oh, and just a little tip, grow yourself a beard. It'll make your face look less lumpy. (WHIMPERING) (SCREAMS) (GROWLING) J' You've got your mind set on a dream J' You can get it though hard it may seem now 100,000 doubloons. Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo? J' You can get it if you really want J' But you must try, try and try (WHIMPERS) (GUFFAWING) That... I... Is this a bit of squid tentacle? ALBINO PIRATE: Yeah. And that's my earwax. I keep telling you, it's never been about the trophies or the treasure. It's about who you are, inside. I say, you're not... Not a woman disguised as a man, are you, Number Two? No. Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea.
J' But the harder the battle, you see J' Is the sweeter, the victory now J' You can get it if you really want (GAS PS) J' If you really want J' You can get it if you really want J' But you must try J' Well, come on, you coves. Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves. Hoist the flag! ALL: Aye, aye, Captain! Set a course for adventure! (PIRATES CHEERING) (ROARS) PIRATE CAPTAIN: You see? I told you. Didn't I tell you? Just added on for decoration, my foot. (LOUD BURP) (TIRES SCREECHING) J' We are young We run green J' Keep our teeth nice and clean J' See our friends See the sights J' Feel all right J' We wake up We go out J' Smoke a fag Put it out J' See our friends See the sights J' Feel all right
J' Are we like you? I can't be sure J' Of the scene As she turns J' We are strange in our worlds J' But we are young We get by J' Can't go mad Ain't got time J' Sleep around If we like J' But we're all right J' Got some cash Bought some wheels J' Took it out Across the fields J' Lost control Hit a wall J' But we're all right J' Are we like you? I can't be sure J' Of the scene As she turns J' We are strange in our worlds J' But we are young We run green J' Keep our teeth Nice and clean J' See our friends See the sights J' Feel all right J' Are we like you? I can't be sure J' Of the scene As she turns J' We are strange in our worlds J' But we are young We run green J' Keep our teeth Nice and clean J' See our friends See the sights J' Feel all right J' Admiral Collingwood!
Well, Admiral? Great news, Your Majesty! The French are defeated at last. Also the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese and the Welsh. Then our navy rules the ocean. Almost entirely, Your Majesty. "Almost"? Unfortunately, just here, we're still having a little trouble with pirates. What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral? "I hate pirates," ma'am. Exactly. Hate them. With their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless, blasted roaring! I want them sunk, Admiral! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me? I hate pirates! It's the looting. It's the cutlasses. It's the looting! It's the cutlasses! Looting! Cutlasses! Looting! Sorry, Captain. We were just discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate. You were, were you?
I suggested it might be the looting. Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses. And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases. Well, you're, all of you, wrong. The best bit about being a pirate isn't the looting or the cutlasses. It's not the grog or the scurvy. Or the scantily clad mermaids. The best bit about being a pirate is Ham Night! Ham Night! Ham Night! Ham! On your nose. Go, Captain. Go, Captain. Hey! Hey! It's like a meat ballet. - To Ham Night! - Ham! - And to the Pirate Captain! - Pirate Captain! Pirate Captain! How was that, Number Two? You've still got it, Captain. I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that man. Okay, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down, lads. Shush. - Lads, lads. - Pirates!
- It's not all about me. - Don't be modest. No, no, no. Behind every captain with glittering eyes - and a luxuriant beard... - Luxuriant! That's what it is. ...there's a crew of briny rogues. Briny rogues! Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber. Will you get away with ya? Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate. And some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat. But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for. Don't forget Polly. And not forgetting, never forgetting Polly. The finest parrot to sail the seven seas. Come on, girl. I love her beady eyes. Who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat? Is it you? Is it you? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It's definitely you, isn't it? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Right. Where was I? Ah, yes!
Ah, yes. Important announcement. By order of the Pirate King himself... The Pirate of the Year Awards? Are you going to... Are you going to enter again? That I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate. I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last... -20 year. -20 years, yeah. Exactly, Pirate with Gout. 20 years. It might be a bit more. 21, 22... Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you. - You were very good, though. - Shush! The point is, every time I've entered, I've failed to win. So by the sheer law of maths... Maths. ...I must have a really good chance this time. Are you with me, lads? Yes! This can only end brilliantly. Then let's go plundering! Land ho! Blood Island. So-called because it's the exact shape of some blood. Yeah! Captain coming through. Thank you very much.
Thank you. One Pirate of the Year entry form, if you please. Thank you. Now, let's see. "Booty"? Oh, yes. "Roaring." Check. "Shanties." I shall put "rousing." "Beard"? Luxuriant. Obviously. Do you think I should sign it in blood? Make it more dramatic? Might be a bit on the showy side. Bit too much. You might be right. Pirate Captain. You can't lose, Captain. I'd bet my face. Well, thank you, Albino Pirate. You're a shoo-in, sir. Sure, there's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you. Lock up your daughters! It's me, Peg-Leg Hastings! Back from plundering' the Spanish Main. Good grief. And I reckon this will make me Pirate of the Year. Don't worry, sir. He's all flash and no bang.
Cutlass Liz. The Butcher of Barbados. Hello, boys. You're probably all wondering if I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful. Well, I am. Hello, Cutlass, you trollop. Peg-Leg, you pile of squid bait. Check it out, lubbers. The world's biggest diamond. That baby's got my name on it. She doesn't even have a beard. Sweet Neptune's briny pants. Black Bellamy. Roar! Read it and weep, ya coves! That's right, Black Bellamy is gonna be Pirate of the Year. Again. How are you? Good to see you. Grog for everybody! Wow, we are rubbish compared to them, aren't we? Perhaps we should be off, sir. Yes. Yes, yes, good point. I just remembered, actually, I have some very important bits of rope I need to untangle. Thank you. Well, if it isn't the Pirate Captain. Hello, Bellamy. Cutlass. Peg-Leg.
Didn't notice you come in. The beard's looking great, my man. And I see that you're more wanted than ever. Come on, everybody, be nice. Give him a break. Bring it down a little bit. All right. Seriously, Captain, how's the pirating business treating you? Yeah, yeah, brilliantly, brilliantly. Thanks for asking. Treasure coming out of my eyeballs. Taken to washing my hair in 50-pound notes. Really? If you've got so much booty, then how come you're still sailing that old wreck? Anyway, look, I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know, places to pillage, people to... People to skewer. Come on! That is disgusting. Wait a minute. Captain, what is this? - What? - Captain? That's nothing. Could I possibly have that back? - Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. - Thank you. "Pirate of the Year"? You're entering Pirate of the Year? No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes. - Again? Yes! Come on. Listen, did they change the rules? I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty. Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot? She is not fat. She's just big-boned. She's fat, dude. Yeah, go on. Go on, then, laugh. Everyone laugh. Ignore them, Captain. It's not worth it. The trophy would just clash with your wallpaper, anyway. You'll see, you'll see. I will be Pirate of the Year. Yes. And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces. Yes. And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do. Come on, lads. Well... All right, now listen up, you coves. We'll show those swabs a thing or two about pirating. There's still time to fill these chests with sparkling booty. I can practically taste that trophy! Trophy! Trophy!
Trophy! Captain! Sail off the port bow! Let's get after her, Number Two. Aye, aye, sir. Clap on all sail! Royals and topgallants! Release those gallants! Fire those long things that go bang. Fire cannons four and six! Eat cannonball, lubbers. Here we go, lads! Look and learn. Go get 'em, Pirate Captain! Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain. And I'm here for your gold. Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I'd give my right arm for some gold. Or my left. Right, lads. Minor hiccup, that last one. This time, it's payday! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold. Geography field trip. I'm the Pirate Captain, and... Naturists. Pirate Captain. Blah, blah, blah, blah, gold.
Ghost ship. Sorry. Captain, we've sighted another ship, sir. That's nice. Do you want to give the order to attack? No, not really, Number Two. No, I think I've... Think I had enough of piracy. I'm hanging up my cutlass. Captain, no! Yeah, I was thinking I might go into baby clothes, actually. What? I hear there's a fortune to be made in baby clothes because babies grow so fast. No, but you can't. I mean, the crew... They'd... They'd be lost without you. What was I thinking, Number Two? Pirate of the Year? Me? Look at the trophy cabinet. Best Anecdote About a Squid. I mean, that is all I've got to show for my entire career. Pirate of the Year? It's just commercialized nonsense. Real piracy isn't about trophies. It's about fighting up staircases backwards. It's about sliding down sails with a knife in your teeth. Beard glossiness! And think about all the adventures we've had.
Our adventure with Aztecs. Our adventure with that pig. Our adventure with... Okay, maybe not the librarians. But the fun we've had. And what about the shanties? Well, I mean... People would miss my shanties. And the running people through. Well, I... I do enjoy running people through. Enjoy it? You're brilliant at it! You're a brine-soaked terror of the high seas! Do you think so, Number Two? Everyone does! You're more of a pirate than Black Bellamy or any of them. You're a real pirate. That's why the crew, they think you're the best thing since boil-in-the-bag ham. Why do you think they all got that tattoo? Come on. What do you say? Arrr! By Neptune, where's that ship? This is the one, lads! Ninth time lucky! I can feel it in my beard! Well, don't just sit there like lemons! Hoist the flag! Standard, sir?
Or extra gruesome? Extra gruesome! Let's make their gizzards shake. Journal of Charles darwin. Day 93 aboard the Beagle. I have, today, discovered a new kind ofbarnacle, Which I have categorized in the order ofPygophora. I.ll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy. And now I.m being attacked bypirates. Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold. I haven't got any gold. No gold, eh? Then what, might I ask, is this? It's a baboon's kidney. Is it? And what about this? It's another baboon's kidney. We searched the hold, Captain. And? Just creatures. Bits of creatures in jars. And an unhappy-looking baboon. What kind of ship is this? We're a... Well, we were a scientific expedition. Charles Darwin, at your service, sir. For pity's sake! Is it so much to ask?
Is it? I just want one tiny bit of success! One teensy weensy bit of respect from my peers just once in my life! Is that such a crime? Is it? - No? - No! No. But you try telling that to the universe. Just once, just once for things to go right. Just... Just once. So, are we done here? Dear Diary, about to meet a Watery grave. It's nothing personal, you understand. It's just... It's been a tough week, and a good plank walk usually cheers him up. Will die Without reaching second base With a lady. Get on with it! Today. s Weather: inclement. - Stop! - Now what? Last request, is it? Do we have to grant those? Is there some sort of human rights convention we're signed up to? - But that bird! - My parrot? She's just big-boned! No, she's not.
I mean... I mean, she's not a parrot. Not a parrot? What's he on about, old girl? She's... She's... She's the scientific discovery of our age! She's a... Sorry. It's just, that's my favorite bit. A dodo, you say? They've been extinct for 150 years. To find one alive today, it's quite incredible. Well, clever old girl. Not going extinct. If I might be so bold, I would be prepared to pay you 10 pounds for your Polly. Polly's not for sale. Ten pound. She's one of the family. She's like an auntie. With a beak. Yeah, I'm afraid they're right, Charles. Polly here is the feathery heart and soul of the boat. Come on, little dodo. It's such a missed opportunity. If I could've presented her in London to the Royal Society at their annual science show... No question of that, I'm afraid. - She'd have been an absolute sensation. - Yeah, well, can't be helped. And of course a shoo-in for the top prize.
Prize? For best scientific discovery. Yes. This prize, - valuable, is it? - Valuable? It's priceless. Untold riches. - Captain... - No, no, no, no. I was thinking, perhaps, perhaps I was being a touch hasty. But, Captain, London? The home of Queen Victoria, mortal enemy of pirates everywhere? We'll end up hanged at Execution Dock. We laugh in the face of danger, remember? - I don't. - I don't really like danger at all. Captain, do you remember the little talk we had? The one about whether pigs are actually a type of fruit? No. No. The one about us trying to avoid harebrained schemes that end in us facing certain death. You heard the man, Number Two. "Untold riches." Here's the plan. We go to London, Polly wins this science show thingy, we take the prize money, I enter Pirate of the Year, I win! Bingo! - But, Captain, I'm not sure... - It can't fail. And besides, look at her little face.
I sure want to win that science prize. Squawk! Bravo, Captain! I see you're a man of vision! Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours? A week tomorrow. Confound it! You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way. I think they just add those onto maps for decoration, Captain. Is that a fact? Well, blow me down. I dare, you could learn something from this fine fellow, Number Two. London Town. The most romantic city in the world. "Queen Victoria "welcomes you to London." That's nice. Perhaps she's not so bad after all. Well, don't look so worried, Number Two. Pirates are always visiting London. Turn back! This is the fate of pirates here! Is that Scarlett Morgan? Pirate Captain. Goodness me! I haven't seen you since that business in Madagascar. Yes. I could've sworn they were girls. You're looking well, Morgan.
Yeah, lost a bit of weight. What are you up to these days? You know, this and that. Yeah, just gonna enter a science competition, actually. - Good luck with that. - Yeah, thanks, thanks. No, no, wait, wait! Turn back! Turn back. - Sorry. - No! Look what you've done to me boat. Look at the state of it. I hope you've got some insurance, 'cause I... Right, then. We'll be off. I'll bring her back tomorrow straight after the show. Well, don't be daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly. - You? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science. But you can't. I mean, the streets of London are no place for pirates. Pirates? What pirates? Nobody here but us Girl Guides. Yes! I've got a badge for looting. We're not really Girl Guides.
It's us, the pirates. We're masters of disguise. How ingenious. But all the same, Captain, best we lie low for the night. Perhaps at my house. - Captain, I really think... - Good plan, Chuck. Be fun to see how you boffin types live. Well, come on. Taxi! Evening, Officer. Hidey-ho, ladies. London smells like Grandma. Whoa. Here we are. Home, sweet home. You don't get many women back here, do you, Charles? People who live alone are always serial killers. Sweet Neptune on a bike! Don't mind Mr. Bobo. - Just an old project of mine. - Project? Yeah, I had this theory. I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle and covered up his gigantic, unsightly ass, then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a... A man-panzee, if you will. Bold theory. I don't like the monkey. But to be honest, monkeys are 10 a penny. He's not a patch on Polly here. Anyhow, big day tomorrow.
We all need our rest. Let me show you to your room, Captain. Right behind you, Chuck. Now, here's the plan. You know what to do. Wait until the bearded idiot is asleep, then sneak into his room and... Captain. It's... It's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good. Honestly, Number Two, what's got into you? Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches, and here you are trying to find fault with the poor fellow. - Yes, but... - No, no, no. Not another word. A future Pirate of the Year needs his beauty sleep. Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off? That's lovely. Now, that is lovely. Can you do the shiver a timber? And just chuck in a few gulls, would you? Ladies and gentlemen, our Winner. Give it up for the Pirate Captain! Congratulations, Pirate Captain. Nobody deserves this more than you. Thanks, Cutlass. And that beard of yours, it drives me crazy. Give it here. Give it back, Bellamy, it's mine! No, give it back.
Neptune's navel! Come back here, you lubber. Stop, thief! I'll take that. Not so fast, my friend. Number Two! Number Two, are you all right? Unhand that dodo! Evening, Captain. Number Two! We're under attack! Abandon ship! Hello, Pirate Captain, Pirate with a Scarf! Come back here, Mysterious Shadowy Figure! Faster! Faster! Got you! Are you all right, girl? Captain! I mean, what's going on? Don't play the innocent. You and your hench-monkey tried to steal Polly. Steal Polly? Dear me, no, you're mistaken. Then how do you explain this? Well, I think it's obvious what's happened, isn't it? Is it? Some jealous rival scientist must have tried to make off with the dodo. Well, that explains everything. Captain, please, let's go.
Polly's not safe in London. I couldn't bear it if something happened to Polly. Nothing is going to happen to Polly. She'll be perfectly safe. Leave everything to me. Now, come on, we can't keep that prize waiting. Nice going, banana butt. Now this briny buffoon is gonna grab all the glory. It's a disaster. It's... Bad news, I'm afraid, Captain. You can't go in. It's strictly scientists only, you see. I'll just have to present Polly myself. We're not really scientists. It's us, the pirates. See? Masters of disguise. But where's Polly? That is on a need-to-know basis from here on in, Charles. - Pardon? - I am keeping her hidden. That shadowy figure could be anywhere. Luckily, I am not only a master of disguises, I am also a master of hiding things. Right, lads, let's show these boffins what's what. But, Captain. - Really, I... - Hello! We're here for the science show.
We're scientists. That's a pipette, this is Charles Darwin, and I am the Scientist Captain. If you're a scientist, name three elements. Well, let's see now. There's... There's gold, ham and the tears of a mermaid. Yeah, two out of three. Close enough. First on your left. The balloon of my airship contains -20,000 cubic feet of hydrogen gas. - Excuse me. Sorry. Just here, you will notice the open log fire to ensure a comfortable temperature at higher altitudes. Captain? Captain, Captain, please. You can't possibly appear on stage without Polly. Patience, Charles. All in good time. Excuse me. Sorry. - Sorry. - Idiot! - Just a tick. - But, Captain... How on earth did... My airship will revolutionize the fields of meteorology and cartography. But mostly, it's for looking down ladies' tops. Ingenious. Captain, I really, really think it would be best if I take over from here.
There's a certain manner in which these things are conduc... Nonsense, Chuck. What this science stuff needs is a bit of showmanship! Look, it's the captain. Captain! Captain! Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks, prepare to be confounded. Prepare to be amazed. Prepare to... Wait a second. What's this? What's this? Stop! I am the world's leading doctor, and I declare the science you are doing is too shocking by half. Dr. Albino, are you saying that those of a nervous disposition should leave immediately, in case the sheer unexpected remarkableness of my discovery should cause their hearts to explode? I am. Well, science lovers, you have been warned. This is our most educational adventure ever. Back from the dead. Back from beyond the grave. Back to astound you all. The ninth wonder of the world. She's traveled halfway across the globe to be here tonight. Here's Polly! It's a dodo. By Jove. That is astounding! An actual dodo! Makes electricity look like a pile of crap. The Royal Society's prize for best scientific discovery...
I hope it's not a check. ...is awarded to... Have you any idea what the sterling-doubloon exchange rate is these days? ...the Scientist Captain. Thank you, thank you. You're too kind. Please stop. Enough. Thank you. Thank you. Is that it? Oh, no. - Good. - You also get this leather-bound set of encyclopedias. Excuse me just one moment. Thank you. Okay, Chuck. Now, I like encyclopedias as much as the next man, but they're not exactly gonna help me win Pirate of the Year, are they? Where's the booty? Booty? What booty? The prize! The "untold riches," remember? Perhaps I didn't explain. It's not all about money. No, the real prize is... Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of India, Ruler of the Kingdom of Java... - ... a personal audience with... - ...
Defender of the Faith, - Queen Victoria! - Queen Victoria herself. Scientist Captain, congratulations. What a tremendous discovery. Your... Your Majesty. And who are these charming fellows? - Well, this is my crew. - By which he means lab assistant crew. Yes, yes. I'm using "crew" in the street sense. Yo. And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty. I helped find the dodo. Yes, whatever. But where has your delightful creature disappeared to? Resting, ma'am. Hidden away. I only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid. In case sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see. Sinister forces? Dear. Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace where Polly would be quite safe. Perhaps we could take her off your hands. I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question. But she'd have a lovely time. There are guinea pigs and a donkey. No, no, I couldn't, ma'am. Not even for little old me?
No, no, no, I'm afraid not, ma'am. No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate than his trusted dodo. She is the feathery heart and soul of the boat. Did you say "pirate"? Pirate? No, no, no, no, no. Scientist. Yes, good old, good old science. Can't get enough of it. Mixing stuff together. You know, test tube tubing and Bunsen burning. See? He's no scientist! He's a Girl Guide! He's no Girl Guide! - He's a pirate! - Pirate! Hang on, hang on. There's been some kind of mistake. Some... Some silly mistake. Whoa, laddies! Stop, stop. I can explain. Your Majesty. He's hidden the dodo. If you chop his head off now, we might never find out where. Wait a mo. One doesn't know why. Perhaps it's his luxuriant beard or his gleaming teeth or the way he smells faintly of coconuts.
But we have taken a shine to this pirate. Do you have a name, pirate captain? They call me the Pirate Captain. Well, Pirate Captain, we hereby pardon you of your piratical crimes. You will stay in London, Pirate Captain, and entertain us with your stories and your wit. And especially your dear little dodo. Hell's barnacles. Can we please get out of here now? That was a bit close for comfort, Number Two. I will get you the dodo, Your Majesty. See that you do, Mr. Darwin. Captain? Hurry up, lads, chop-chop. Let's get back to sea where we belong. Aye, aye, Captain! I told you coming to London was a bad idea. The sooner I get the smell of brine in my... Captain! Whoa! You're not leaving, surely? I most certainly am. You've let me down badly, Charles. Look! Look! - Also, to be frank... - Captain your nose is too small for your face. But you're the toast of London Town. I say, look at that. They've really captured my eyes. We were hoping you might come out for a little celebration before you go.
We don't want to miss the tide, Captain. - No, no, no. Quite right, quite right. - Captain, do join us, please? I'll just stop for a quick one. Rude to refuse. - But it's Ham Night. - I'll be 20 minutes. Half an hour tops. Just get her... Get her warmed up without me. Aren't we going yet? But what about winning the Pirate of the Year and showing all those other captains that he's not a loser? Yoo-hoo! Come along, Captain. Captain... - Cheers! - Good evening. Thank you. Thank you so very much. - Captain... - And your name is? Miss Jane Austen. And that, and that is why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat a Dracula. Jane Austen, feel free to use it in one of your books. Pirate Captain, you are a born raconteur. So much better than the last chap we all went doolally over. You've all been terribly kind. Do run along. Another drink, Captain?
Cheers, Chuck. I say, you're not - related in some way, are you? - Pardon? It's just you, sort of... Well, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing. Cheers. Do you know what I've discovered, Charles? The friends you make after you've become famous are better, truer friends than the ones you've had for years beforehand. So very wise. But the lads will think I'm a fool. No. A fool, you? You're an intellectual giant. Just look at how you managed to keep Polly safe from those sinister forces. Yes, I did do that, didn't I? You did. And wherever she's hidden, I bet it's somewhere really ingenious. It is rather. You'll never guess where. Well, no, why, you're too smart for me, Captain. Right under everyone's noses. Or right under my noses, anyhow. Ta-da! You've been keeping Polly in your beard? Actually, I keep all sorts in here. I'm sorry about this, Captain. About what? What the...
What's the monkey-man playing at? This patently isn't even a real... Come back here, you lubbers! Sorry, Your Reverence. Got you, you rogue! Yeah, that's rather nice. Neptune's lips, what are you up to? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's not my fault. What do you mean "not your fault"? You steal Polly, you shoot my best hat full of holes. Well, go on, then. Explain yourself. There's this girl. I'm hopelessly smitten with her. I'm listening. I know how partial she is to exotic animals, and I thought if I could get her the dodo, then she might like me. I'm so ashamed. Why didn't you say so? We've all done stupid things to impress girls. Yeah, you should act aloof. They love it when you act aloof. Still, must be quite a girl for you to go to all that trouble. She is quite a girl. Kraken's biscuits! Mr. Darwin. Honestly, Charles. It's the bun. The bun really does it for me. And I see you've brought a friend.
How delightful. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Oh, get a grip, man. You couldn't manage one tiny task, could you? It's pathetic. Listen, Captain, I can see I've gone about this all wrong. You see, I might have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that dodo. I seem to recall that you piratical types have a bit of a soft spot for shiny things. Or am I getting you muddled up with magpies? I couldn't. I mean, Polly, she's a family... Come now, Captain, it's so simple. Polly here could live like a queen at my petting zoo, and you... Well... With treasure like this, you could be famed across the seven seas. Captain. Polly. s not forsale. You? Win Pirate of the Year? You. re a shoo-in, sir. There. s not a pirate on the seven seas can match you. But What about Winning Pirate of the Year and showing all those other captains that you. re not a loser? Loser... Loser... I.m a floating head. So, Captain, are you going to do the right thing? I.m sailing out on the ocean Out on the deep blue sea 20 minutes, he said.
Didn't he say 20 minutes? Don't worry, lads. He probably just got caught up, you know, battling a giant squid or something. Well, come on, you lubbers! It's him! I told you! I... I told you he wouldn't let us down. Hello, boys. Miss me? I'm having a mirage. But... How? Good question, Number Two. I stole it all in a daring raid on the Tower of London. You stole all this from the Tower of London? That's right. Then I burnt it to the ground, wrestled a bear, and I kissed a princess for good measure. Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just stand there like porpoises. There's a trophy with our names on it! Avast, me hearties! And Welcome to the 59th Annual Pirate of the YearAWards! This is the ticket, eh, Number Two? Please, please, please, can't Polly come out now? Best not. She's still very tired. - And here Is your host for the evening... - Shush. ...The Pirate King!
Hello, Pirates! Hello, Pirate King! Any lubbers in tonight? No! Behind you! I'm Queen Victoria! And I hate pirates! Come on, cheer up. And now, you swabs, this is the big one. The nominees for Pirate of the Year are as follows: Black Bellamy. Cutlass Liz. Peg-Leg Hastings. And a surprise late entry, the Pirate Captain! The panel of independent judges have counted each pirate's booty and declared that this year's winner is the Pirate Captain! Excuse me! Excuse me. Listen, this is all very moving. I'm welling up here, but... Bellamy, this is most irregular! So is this! It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain. No! So what if she did? If you've been pardoned, then, technically, you're no longer a pirate. And if you're no longer a pirate, you really can't be Pirate of the Year, now, can you? - No, you can't! - That's right! Is this true?
Well, that's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it. Villainous treachery! Treacherous villainy! You have betrayed the pirating fraternity. But, Pirate King... Your pirate hat and coat! Your pirate badge with googly eyes. And your World of Hooks discount card. Confiscate his treasure! Every last bit of it. Begone! May your lubber shame bear down upon you. You are hereby banished from Blood Island! And stay out! Yes, well, not a... Not a total success. We don't need them and their stupid awards. The best thing about being a pirate isn't the treasure. - It's the cutlasses. - It's Ham Night. It's Polly. Where is Polly, Captain? What do you mean? You know where she is. She's been upset enough. Captain... Okay, okay. I sold her to Queen Victoria for a boatload of treasure. There, I've said it. Well, come on.
She was just a parrot. I mean, she wasn't even a parrot. Always weeing on the boat's carpets, biting everyone. She gave half of us tetanus, for goodness sake. But she was our Polly. Well, you know, you should be happy for her. She'll be, she'll be living the high life. Eating gold bricks wrapped up in, you know, swans. Well, where are you swabs going? Come on. Well, we'll have an adventure somewhere tropical with those native ladies whose outfits don't leave much to the imagination. Looks like it's just you and me now, eh, Number Two? Good old inseparable you and me. Us two against the world, eh? Yeah? Like serrano ham and, you know, that other kind of ham. Arrr. You can't always just say "arrr" at the end of a sentence and think that makes everything all right. Fine. Fine, go on, then. Go. Go! It's not like I need any of you, anyway. See if I care. See if I care. You're too late. She's gone. Charles? Is that you? What are you doing here?
We're tramps now. It's not unlike being a scientist, but with less experiments and more drinking your own sweat. But where's Polly? Why isn't she in her cage? It's too horrible. "Banquet for world leaders"? I've been a fool for love. Victoria never wanted Polly for her petting zoo. "Terrine of Tiger, Black Rhino Ragout, "Panda Face Fritters"? I've discovered the Queen is a member of a terrible secret dining society. Kings, queens, emperors from around the World, they meet on her flagship, the QV1, to eat the rarest and most endangered creatures they can find. This year, the highlight is... "Dodo a I'Orange"? She's going to eat Polly? It's all my fault. I'm an awful human being. I'll never get a girlfriend. Now pull yourself together, man. Now listen, Charles, we've all done something unforgivable. I've betrayed my pirate honor, you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom. - We've got to rescue her. - Us? Against the crowned heads of the world on an impregnable warship? It's impossible odds! It's only impossible if you stop to think about it. Come on, we didn't evolve from slugs just to sit here drinking our own sweat, now, did we? Are you with us, Mr. Bobo? Oh, I say. Well, pah!
We can do without the monkey-man. Sorry, what was that about slugs? Prepare to be boarded, nerds. It's true! You can see down ladies' tops. Keep pedaling, Charles. Help! Neptune's nostrils. Not a thing. Where the devil can she be? Captain? Pedal faster, Chuck! But how on earth do we get on board? This might sting a bit. I really don't... Catch hold of something! Good man. How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets, Your Majesty? They're good, but not quite rare enough for my tastes. Not rare enough? Only three have been seen in the last 50 years. As many as three? Well, well. Just wait until you see what I've got for the main course. Gaston? Are you there? Oul, Your Majesty. Gaston, I think - we're ready. - Neptune's teeth.
There's not a moment to lose. We've got to find that kitchen. But it's hopeless. Where do we even start to... So that's why I reckon, in a straight fight, a shark - would probably beat a Dracula. - No! Course, a Frankenstein versus a jellyfish, well, that's a different matter. All clear, Chuck. Chuck? It's all right, Charles, I'm coming! - Don't worry, I'll just... - Charles? Just... Just hang on! Charles? Poseidon's lips! Are you all right, Charles? Hey, you there! What are you doing here? Well, now. Excellent question. All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now. - What? - What is it? Some sort of duck? Yes, yes. That's it, yes. Quack, quack. Hurry up, then.
Kitchen's that way. Yeah, come away! Go on. Quack, quack. Here we go, my pretty. It's time to be delicieux! Mon dieu! Polly, come to Daddy. I'm sorry, old girl. I will never, ever leave you again. I promise. I will never leave you. Perhaps we'd best make a move. Yes, yes, yes, of course. Back to the balloon. Gaston? Hello? Captain. No. Hello, Your Majesty. The dodo is coming tout de suite. - This really isn't wise. - Claudette est dans la bibliotheque. Please, I think We... But you know, Your Majesty, you cannot hurry the cooking. Is a very delicate recipe, uh? And the dodo is a very fattening dish. Perhaps is not so good for you. And, you know, the calories, they will go straight to your chubby thighs. - Captain.
- A minute on the lips is a lifetime on the... Zut alors! Well, well. Here you are again. And... Oh, my. Is that Mr. Darwin behind those feathers? Hello. What a delightfully unexpected surprise. You know, I think, secretly I've always loved you, Charles. Gosh. Really? No! Give me my dodo! Now, come on, Vickie, be sensible. It's just you, a tiny queen, against me, a dashing terror of the high seas. En garde! Oh, dear! Poor defenseless me. What is a girl to do? Now, steady on. Now careful. Do you know why I really hate pirates? Childhood trauma, was it? Bitten by a pirate when you were a baby? Beard envy? It's because you're out-of-date. You're dinosaurs! All that "romance of the seas" guff! Right, where were we?
Look at you. You should be extinct. Along with your little friend! Pity you can't eat pirates, really. But you'd probably taste of barnacles. Whereas, dear little Polly here is going to be absolutely delicious! Mr. Bobo? Give me back my dinner! - Captain, catch! - Number Two! Sorry, Vickie. Dodo is off the menu. No, no, stop! Stop! Stop! I'm being squashed by giant barrels of vinegar! Good work, Chuck. Number Two, what are you doing here? How did you find me? Where are the lads? Don't worry, they're on the case. It's all thanks to Mr. Bobo here. He rowed halfway across the ocean to tell us what you were up to. And, you know, I figured you tend to end up wrapped in sausages facing certain death at about this point in an adventure. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Listen, Number Two, I... I realize I let you down. Sorry.
I let everybody down. You know, I've... Well, I've done some pretty appalling things in my piratical career. Like that time I used babies as squid bait. Or that other time I thought it would be okay to let a turtle drive the boat. But the thing is... I mean, what I'm trying to say is... You decided to single-handedly take on Queen Victoria's flagship, in order to rescue Polly. Yes, I'm afraid I did. That's terrifically idiotic. Yes. It's also the reason why me and the lads, well, we still think you're the best pirate on the seven sea... Gadzooks! No! Polly! Oh, no, you don't. Captain? Kiss your beaky little friend goodbye. That's it, Polly. Snip-snip. Come on, little dodo. Bitey-bite. The dumpy lady's got Polly! Snip-snip. Bite it! Bite it, you stupid bird! Bite it! No! My dodo! Polly!
My dinner! Barnacles. Well done, sir. Hey! Wah-hey, Captain! Fair play to you, sir. Wah-hey! This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever. You'll swing for this! Curse you! And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off! I'll put it in a cannon and fire it into the sun! Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore? "Pardoned"? You'll be outlawed across the globe! There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you! Welcome back, Captain. - See ya! - Bye! Bye-bye! Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles. Good luck with the science. - Thank you, Captain. - And just a little tip, grow yourself a beard. It'll make your face look less lumpy. 100,000 doubloons. Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo? That... I...
- Is this a bit of squid tentacle? - Yeah. And that's my earwax. I keep telling you, it's never been about the trophies or the treasure. It's about who you are, inside. I say, you're not... Not a woman disguised as a man, are you, Number Two? No. Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea. Well, come on, you coves. Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves. Hoist the flag! Aye, aye, Captain! Set a course for adventure! You see? I told you. Didn't I tell you? Just added on for decoration, my foot. Admiral Collingwoodl Well, Admiral? Great news, Your Majesty! The French are defeated at last. Also the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese and the Welsh. Then our navy rules the ocean. Almost entirely, Your Majesty. "Almost"? Unfortunately, just here, we're still having a little trouble with pirates. What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral? "I hate pirates,"
ma'am. Exactly. Hate them. With their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless, blasted roaring! I want them sunk, Admiral! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me? I hate pirates! Ifstheloofing. It's the cutlasses. Ifstheloofing! It's the cutlasses! Loofing! Cutlasses! Loofing! Sorry, Captain. We were just discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate. You were, were you? I suggested it might be the looting. Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses. And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases. Well, you're, all of you, wrong. The best bit about being a pirate isn't the looting or the cutlasses. It's not the grog or the scurvy. Or the scantily clad mermaids. The best bit about being a pirate is Ham Night! Ham Night! Ham Night!
Ham! On your nose. Go, Captain. Go, Captain. Hey! Hey! It's like a meat ballet. - To Ham Night! - Ham! - And to the Pirate Captain! - Pirate Captain! Pirate Captain! How was that, Number Two? You've still got it, Captain. I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that man. Okay, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down, lads. Shush. - Lads, lads. - Pirates! - It's not all about me. - Don't be modest. No,no,no. Behind every captain with glittering eyes -and a luxuriant beard... - Luxuriant! That's what it is. ...There's a crew of briny rogues. Briny rogues! Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber.
Will you get away with ya? Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate. And some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat. But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for. Don't forget Polly. And not forgetting, never forgetting Polly. The finest parrot to sail the seven seas. Come on, girl. I love her beady eyes. Who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat? Is it you? Is it you? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It's definitely you, isn't it? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Right. Where was I? Ah, yes! Ah, yes. Important announcement. By order of the Pirate King himself... The Pirate of the Year Awards? Are you going to... Are you going to enter again? That I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate. I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last... -20 year. -20 years, yeah.
Exactly, Pirate with Gout. 20 years. It might be a bit more. 21, 22... Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you. - You were very good, though. - Shush! The point is, every time I've entered, I've failed to win. So by the sheer law of maths... Maths. ...I must have a really good chance this time. Where is she? I'm sorry, I was wrong! You need a little beating before you talk? Where is she? I don't know... where my mom is. It hurts! It hurts? It was nicer when you weren't around, huh? Where is your mother! Where is... your mother! Lee Tae Soo. Lee Tae Soo. You are under arrest for murder. -Get up! - No! I didn't kill him! I didn't kill him! Hey... wake up. - Hey!
- I was wrong... I was wrong... I told you to take him away quietly... How am I supposed to live here now? Your daughter is hurt. That much won't kill her. Wait... lady! If you're that worried about her, take her and raise her yourself! [Summer, 1997] [America - Fall, 1998] Let's get some help! Hey, man... are you alright? Jung Woo! Jung Woo! Your dad's here! My father? [Episode 1] - Hey! How was the game? - It was perfect. Look how you've grown. Wow... you're starting to look like a man now. Where's my father? Oh... he's really busy with work. Here... Ivy League Camp Tour. Take a look around the campus, and decide which university you'd like to attend. I'm not a genius.
I can't get into a university yet. I'm only 15 years old. Madame requested it from Seoul, so there should be a lot of other Korean kids. - Make some friends while you're at it. - Is father still alive? Jung Woo... Please relay to the Madame that I'll enjoy the tour. Reporters will be coming, too. So, why not just wait at home? It's been six months since I've seen him. Why don't we get going so we won't be late? Which car do I need to ride in? Jung Woo! What are you doing... Have you been well? Why don't we get going so we won't be late? There are certain things that parents don't like to say to their kids. You should know there's a reason when I didn't call you. For such a bright child, how can you not notice things like that? If you're uncomfortable, why don't you stay in the car? Have I committed a sin or something? Get out of the car. I'm sure your father will be really glad. Jung Woo, you just stay here. Madame, please come this way. Did you come to the hospital to visit your husband? Where are you going? Is that true? Please make a statement! They're coming out!
How is his condition now? Father. Father! It's all over... let's go. Jung Woo, why are you here? What about school? I haven't been able to get a hold of you in so long. I'm sorry. No... I was wrong. Don't scold Jung Woo. It's my fault for not communicating with him. I didn't want him to worry. - He must've been so worried... - Don't treat him like a child. - He's fifteen, so he's already all grown up. - That's what I mean. Jung Woo should know what's going on at home now. He's our one and only son. Take him home. - Director Nam, stop the car. - Where are you going now? No! No! No! No! No... If you take him now, the Chairman will die! Chairman!
No! Chairman! Please calm down! Nurse Jung, thank you for all your hard work. Take some time off for a while. I'm going to call the police. If something happens to the Chairman... you're going to become a murderer. Are you going to put me away as a murderer this time? What are you talking about right now? Do you know how I feel right now? I feel like I've been bitten by a well-trained dog. It should just docility eat the food thats given. How dare it bite its' owner... Where's the money you stole after you put me away? If this is about money... ask the Chairman. Stop treating me like a dog! I... even gave birth to your father's child! That's why even if it's for the sake of your child... you shouldn't make me angry. You... Why don't you get going? I'm sure he's not dead yet. Joon! Joon... Joon! Joon... Who do you think will be next? - Where is my money! - What have you done to my Joon? Han Tae Joon!
Han Tae Joon... Han Tae Joon! Sir... Go find him immediately! Mom... Coming... not coming... Coming... not coming... You've suffered a lot being on the run after committing your crime, get some rest now. Why don't you say something, too? You have to send them on their way with well wishes. So, they won't get cursed. Just say something whatever it is, so that he can be on his way! Now, Dad... will never be back again, right? What? It really... is over now, right? Look. Can't you tell by just looking at this? You deserve it! How awful you must've been for your own child to say something like that? I'm not going to sleep because I'm afraid that I'll see you in my dreams! I'm too afraid that I'll see you in my afterlife after I'm dead... so I'm not going to die and I'm going to live here for the next thousand years! From now on... today is both of our birthdays. Since your awful father is no longer around, let's live a new life, okay? Lift up your glass. Lift it up! I heard that Lee Tae Soo was executed yesterday. I'm glad he's dead. That's his daughter, isn't it? How can he kill someone's else's child when he has a child of his own? That's good!
Eat. Eat this! Eat this and grow up fast and go earn me some money. You don't have to move around to different schools to avoid your father now... so buckle down and study hard. Say something! Just say somethine, stop mumbling! After all that I've done to raise you instead of just abandoning you somewhere... Hey... if it hadn't been for you... I would've stayed hidden somewhere and lived my life not getting beaten all the time. - Stop drinking so much. - Leave me alone! I can't believe she's out here drinking like that... What are you looking at? You think this is a show? Don't you even read the papers? That famous killer is now dead! Give it a rest! Mom... Stop tiptoeing around. Did you kill him? Did I kill him? Four times nine is thirty-six... four times eight is thirty-two... Four times seven is twenty-eight... four time six is... Four times five... is twenty... Four times four... So that's what you look like. Don't go. I didn't mean to interrupt you.
Do you live in this neighborhood? I live in this neighborhood, too. How fascinating... [Lee Soo Yeon] My name is Han Jung Woo. I'm fifteen. Are you by any chance... are you mute? Then what is it? You don't... know who I am? What? You said you lived in this neighborhood. Should I know who you are? Are you... famous? Are you on TV? Are you a celebrity? What is it? What is it? - I only drank a little... - Don't lie to me! I'm not drunk at all! I only had a little bit to drink! - Why don't you go live in a bottle? - I told you, I'm not drunk! Huh? Hey! Red uniform! Famous girl! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! What is it?
I can't stand not knowing something. Just who are you? You're not talking again. Then... should I try to guess? That's cold! What are you doing? Come here. You're getting soaked in the rain. I said come here. Wait... Hey... hey! Ugh, that's cold. Mom... there's a weird kid. He says he lives in this neighborhood, but he doesn't know who I am. He keeps talking to me. Lee Soo Yeon... He keeps calling out my name. Not number twenty-seven, but Lee Soo Yeon. I'm telling you, he called me by my name. He says his name is Han Jung Woo. Han Jung Woo. Be quiet... be quiet. There it is. Use this on your way home. Use this on your way home, so you don't get wet. You're... soaked. It's okay. I'm already soaked anyways. I'm not afraid getting wet in the rain. Here.
Thanks. I'll give it back to you tomorrow. - Huh? - I said, I'll give it back to you tomorrow. Are you... going to come back here again tomorrow? I need to give you your umbrella back. It really isn't that bad now that I'm already soaked. I'll be back. Hey... Yeah? What is it? What's wrong with you? - What? - Were you drinking? Why are you being so loud first thing in the morning? Where are you going? I'm going out to meet a friend. - You don't have any friends. - It's just someone I know. I'll be back. I wonder if she's finally lost her mind... - Come back home quickly! - Okay. Hey. Are you hurt? Are you in there alone? Are there any adults home? We've searched everywhere... but with all the rain last night, we couldn't find any trace of him. So what? We'll search for him some more.
What should we do with the woman? I hear she keeps asking for the child. Tell her that we'll bring him to her if she tells us where the money is. So go find me the boy dead or alive. Yes. Yes, Doctor Kim. What? I understand. If we were to treat him quietly, it would be better to do it at home. Yes. I'll be right back. Stay home and play with the teddy bear, okay? No! I want to come with you. Not today. I thought you came home to see your father, where are you going? I have to give this back to someone. Father's not home yet, is he? That's right. Your father's not home. But, your grandfather just has passed away. - Excuse me? - Why are you so shocked? You've never once even seen your grandfather. Ah Reum... stay here and play with the teddy bear, okay? Yes. Jung... Han... Jung... Woo...
He's coming... He's not coming. He's coming... He's not coming. What did I tell you? Didn't I tell you that she won't talk easily? Should I go see her? If I try to convince her woman to woman... Don't worry about things here. Honey... don't overexert yourself, okay? Didn't you say that father's collapsed? He's not at the hospital? You can't leave your spot. Hurry up and get back there. Mom will be there soon, too. Can you stop with that whole mom thing when my father's not here? Where's my father? He... isn't around right now. That's why... I'm asking what the reason for that is? Are you asking because you really don't know? Why do you think he went into the penitentiary? It's to protect the money... the money. - That's all your father knows. - Don't speak of my father that way! Why are you getting angry when all I did was to answer your question? This is why I can't say anything to you. And also... if you don't like me calling myself your mother, hurry up and go back to America. I want to live my life without having to see you, too.
You're not even surprised. I heard that father was asking for you even with his last dying breath... But, I guess you still don't understand the situation. There's nothing left for you to believe in anymore. Do you want to rot away in here for the rest of your life? Don't you want to see your child? No matter how much you hated your father. Seeing how you ran over here instead of attending his wake... you must've been really desperate. My Hyung Joon... you don't know where he is, do you? Han Tae Joon, if you want your money... go bring me my child. I'm pretty sure I told you not to make me angry. Threats like that won't work with me. Then we have no other choice. If I can't have the money... then no one else can have it. Han Tae Joon! The Chairman gave it to me! I didn't steal it, the Chairman gave it to me. Because he knows just how cruel you are. He gave it to me to protect Hyung Joon. If anything happens to my Hyung Joon... you won't... see a single penny of that money. - Sir... - The kid has it. Use whatever method you can to find him! I understand. Can you leave the room for a minute? I have to change her clothes. Where's Hyung Joon? Hyung Joon... is with me.
Hyung Joon injured his leg. - I did what I could do... - Is he... - still alive? - Yes. But... I don't know what to do on my own... If you were to... give him the money. The Chairman... is dead. The only thing we have left to trust now... is that money. If that money is taken from us, too... then, Han Tae Joon... will kill me, my Hyung Joon... and you! We'll all be dead. - What do I... - Just do as I tell you. How can I... what can I... Han Tae Joon's son... you need to get him. Chairman. Clean this up. Don't ever do what you want without my permission again. Excuse me? I'm telling you not to quit your studies and fly back here... just because you're wrapped up in your emotions. - I'm sorry. - You'll only be forgiven once. Remember that. Yes, Father. Is there a problem? No. I'm fine now that I've seen you.
Is it okay for me to come back during school vacation? - If you don't want to go, don't go. - Excuse me? - I can do that? - I'm different from your grandfather. I don't trust anyone around me. My son, Han Jung Woo... you're the only one I trust. Know that it's a blessing to be born as Han Tae Joon's son. Don't disappoint me. Hey. Kid, are you asleep? Are you sick? Are you okay? If you're okay, look at me. Kid! If you're not asleep, look at me. So, you weren't asleep. Have you eaten? What are you doing? - There's a little kid in there alone... - Don't interfere, and just go. The kid seems to be in a lot of pain... Why are you saying that you can't reopen the investigation? What's the point of looking into something that's already over? You said you got the confession from the real perpetrator. I'm the one who put him in there. I can't just bury it like this. If I made a mistake... I want to take responsibility for it. You think this is something that could end with you taking responsibility for it?
When the media is going to be all over it? Do you want to see it speculated all over the news? We can take care of it quietly, and wrap up the case. We have to at least notify the victims, the perpetrators and the family! And what if someone opens their mouth? You think I'm doing this to save my own neck? Lee Tae Soo was a convicted felon. If you have the time to feel any guilt over someone like that... go solve another one of the current cases. - Captain... - Let it go. Stop flapping your trap, and make a joke out of the station. Are you... looking for someone? Yeah. By any chance... do you know who Lee Soo Yeon is? Who? Who's Lee Soo Yeon? - Her! 'Number twenty-seven'! - What? That 'Number twenty-seven' isn't even going to transfer to another school? She's really shameless. Why aren't you going in? It'sbecauseof 'Number twenty-seven'. Don't you think she's really shameless? Can't you just make her transfer out to another school? - She's scary. - She's humiliating. Kids from other schools teases me for going to... the same school as a murderer's daughter. I told you kids not to be like this.
And... what's with 'Number twenty-seven'? Hurry up and get in there! - I don't even like to address her! - She has a knife. What if she stabs me? Hey... Teacher... my stomach hurts. Can I go to the infirmary? Okay. Go and rest. The rest of you, get in the classroom! Han Jung Woo... - Where in American are you from? - I want to go study abroad, too. The exams here are really difficult. - I heard kids there are bad at math. - Were you really popular there? Have you been to many places? I really want to go... Are all kids in America as good looking as you? 'Number twenty-seven'... her dad's a murderer. He killed two people. I'm more scared of 'Number twenty-seven'. She helped her father hide so that he could escape. All the people in this neighborhood almost died because of her. You should be careful of her. Where are you going? How does he know 'Number twenty-seven'? He is really cute.
- Why are you doing this? - You almost killed us during basketball. I thought my shoulder was going to fall off! Hey... keep your eyes down! I don't want to fight. - Say it with words. - What to do? We don't know how to speak in English. Watch yourself from now on. Why you asshole! - What the heck? - What is this? Sorry. I was just trying to clean up. Just stay down. They'll get bored and stop beating you. - Will you help me? - Do you think I'm crazy? How shitty... Watch yourself. Are you okay? Why are you stopping? It was just starting to get fun! Hurts! It hurts! Han Jung Woo... It... It's not me. I'm... not... going to kill anyone. Use this on your way home.
It's going to hurt more if you get your wounds wet in the rain. Here. - Han Jung Woo... - You... Why are you doing this to me? Why do you keep doing this to me? If I just ignored you, then just take the cue and go away! I wanted to give you your umbrella back. Then it's all set! You're all wet... because of me. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm not crying because I'm sad. It's because of the wind. It's making my eyes water. Han Jung Woo... It's not me. I'm... not... going to kill anyone. I'm not crying because I'm sad. It's because of the wind. It's making my eyes water. Red uniform! Famous girl! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! Use this on your way home. Use this on your way home so you don't get wet in the rain. You're... totally soaked. It's okay.
I'm not afraid getting wet since I'm already soaked. Joon... please! If we leave now and get caught, it will be we'll all be over! Don't you want to see your mom? Huh? Joon... please! Please! Who are you? Shut the window! Hey! What are you doing? Mom! Why are you walking around in the rain like a crazy dog... when you have an umbrella? - What is this? - No, Mom! [This belongs to the most famous girl in the neighborhood, Lee Soo Yeon] Oh my... what a thing to brag about. Why don't you just write your father's name on here, too? You must be happy to be so famous. No, Mom. You can't take that! Give it to me... give it back to me! I told you, give it back to me. Red uniform! Famous girl! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! By any chance... - Do you know where Lee Soo Yeon lives?
- I don't know. I heard that she's famous in this neighborhood? Um... her father... - So, um... - I told you, I don't know. Ma'am! To Han Jung Woo... even though I'm not going to give you this letter... but still, I want to thank you. If I... wasn't a murderer's daughter... I wonder if you and I could've been friends? Hey... Hey... let's eat. Mom! Are you going to open that in this tiny room while we eat? Move it away! How long are you going to be like this? What am I supposed to do with you showing up here every two weeks? - Let's stop doing this. - Please, stop. Just stop! Let go! Did I kill your husband? Did I kill your child? He has already paid for his crimes, then that should be the end of it! What is it that you want from me? When your child is still alive, what about my child? Give me my son back! Bring my child back to me... Take her! Take her and kill her.
Do whatever you want with her! Mom... Mom... Kill her! If that's going to make you feel better, then go ahead! Mom... Mom! She says it'll end once you're dead! Do you know what you've done? Do you know what you've done to my husband and my child? I was wrong... I was wrong... I was wrong... What... what have you done wrong? You stupid girl! What's the point of us living like this? Okay... let have the both of us die today. Let's just die! This is no way to live! Dying is better than living like this! Let's just die! Let's just die... I don't want to! No! Soo Yeon... Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon!
Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! Lee Soo Yeon! I found you. You think hiding your face is everything? You think hiding your foot is everything? Flower dress... Famous girl... Lee Soo Yeon... Lee Soo Yeon. The murderer's daughter, Lee Soo Yeon... Let's be friends. Subtitles By DramaFever [Next Episode Preview] I heard that it comes true if you kiss during the first snow. Have you ever done it? I'll never ignore you again. I'm sorry. You don't think I can do it? If I don't get out of here right now, Jung Woo will really die! It wasn't me! It's all gone... the bad memories. You can just make new ones now. - All new good memories. - Get Han Tae Joon's son. No... I'm only going to wait one day. Just today... Just for today... be with me.
I'm about to go crazy. Subtitles by DramaFever Soo Yeon... - She scares me! - It's so embarrassing! Kids from other schools makes fun of us for... going to the same school as a murderer's kid. Let go! I'm going to kill you all! I told you guys not to do this. And... what's with number 27? It's not me. I... wouldn't... kill anyone. Episode 9 Today... She's not the culprit. There's someone else. Don't blow this thing up. I know. I get it, so where are you? Tell me where you're at right now. You trust me, right? Zoey... I'll bring her in. Please wait. I beg of you. Hey, Han Jung Woo! 68-1671, Detective Han Jung Woo is headed to Shin Sa Dong in pursuit of a suspect. I... wouldn't... kill anyone. I know.
I truly do know. Zoey! Have you been well? It's a relief. That you look so healthy. This party is a little too crowded. Detective Han? What brings you here? Why don't we talk for a moment? Do I have to wait again? I don't know if it's because I'm not used to a setting like this... but it's a little uncomfortable. Is that right? - Will you wait for a moment? - I hope it won't be for too long. I'll be right back. Why don't you come with me? I'll just get to the point. Sindo development in Cambodia... I heard that you're the one heading it? I would like to invest in it, too. Mr. Harry Borrison... Ah... You must be lucky. Since I can't be absent from the party for long... I'll just get straight to the point myself. A little while ago... the investment funds from a company named... Shiosa from Japan was supposed to come in... however, it got delayed in the amount of 500 million won. Shiosa... So that's why the Representative Horisa from that company is here? I saw in the hallway.
He asked for me to give them some time... And since Horisa and I have a great working relationship already, I'd like to do that... But business is business. I'll discuss your proposal for investment with my boss, and get back to you. We're done here, right? My friends are waiting for me. Why don't we meet somewhere a little quieter next time? Goodbye. Soo Yeon. Lee Soo Yeon. Lee Soo Yeon. How do I look? Detective Han. It's Han Jung Woo. I'm 29 years old. And the name is Han Jung Woo. Don't I look good? Don't cry. It's because the wind is blowing, right? Because it makes your eyes water. [Han Jung Woo, are you seriously going to be like this? ] [I'm on my over there right now.] [If you're having crazy ideas, I'm never going to see you again. Got it? ] Harry... Where are you? - This is Han Jung Woo. - What are you doing?
Give it to... I don't have any more time to wait. I'm going to take Zoey with me for now. I'll call you from the road. Look here... Listen to me carefully. The police are going to be here soon. You... are a suspect in a murder case. - What did you say? - Kang Sang Deung's parking garage... You were caught by a nearby vehicle's black-box. It's not me. I know. That's why I came to get you. I have to go to Harry! Get your mind straight! You don't have time for that. When the police gets here... you're going to be arrested. I don't want to... have to put handcuffs on you. First, let's get out of here. Tell me the truth. That's the only way I can help you! I don't want to cause you anymore pain. - No... - Please trust me! Harry... Harry! Harry! Harry...
- Harry... - It's okay. No... It's not me! What is it that you're doing right now? Just why are you doing this to us? Han Jung Woo! Zoey Lou. As a suspect for the murder of Kang Sang Deung... - You are placed under arrest. - Harry... Just hang on, Zoey. You trust me, right? Yeah. I'll come for you. I'll take her in. Jung Woo... I'm not going to lose her now. - Harry... Harry! - Leave him. Harry! Harry! Do you know anything about the woman that lives together with Harry Borrison? I heard that she's a new designer who's well established in France. She was arrested by the police at the party. Excuse me? According to Director Yang, she's involved in the Kang Sang Deung's murder. But something about it is nagging me. There's something about her that bothers me.
Since I'm supposed to meet with Harry Borrison again in regards to the funds I'll look into it some more. Do it right. If you just half ass it like you did about Kang Hyung Joon... You won't be able to get away from me on your own two feet, got it? Yes, I understand. What happened? Did you set up an appointment with Harry? I told you to make sure he meets with me first before he gets involved with my husband. I did relay the message. And his response to it wasn't bad either. - I'll set up a meeting soon. - Set it up as soon as possible. - Before he changes his mind. - I will do so. Is it that you are kind or just dumb? You startled me! How can you call your own mom dumb? You trust a rodent like that? I'm saying this to you because you're my mom... But don't get involved with Director Nam. - Unless you want to get stabbed in the back. - Don't act like you know everything. You should go throw that teddy bear away. So what if Jung Woo is being nice to you? It's just so that he can get information on our household. He casually asks about how things are going around here, right? Yeah. He was jumping up and down with joy... when I told him about you getting a divorce. He told me to call him as soon as the papers are signed... so that he can move back home.
I'm going to bury my bones in this house. Tell him to bury his bones in that house. This is why he won't come home! You have no idea how good Mrs. Kim is to him! Of course, she should! When he left his family and threw away all his fortune... just so he could find her child for her. Why do I feel this way? Eun Joo! Eun Joo! What? Hey... give Jung Woo a call from your phone. I'm not really happy with him lately. You call him yourself. If I call him, he's going to think something is wrong and rush over here like a madman. Are you bragging about having a boyfriend? Hey, the way my heart is pounding right now, something doesn't feel right. Call him and make sure nothing's wrong. The person you are trying to reach is on the other line... He's on the phone. - He must be talking to that fraud. - Fraud? There's someone. His first love fraud who looks absolutely nothing like her. What is that girl talking about? Hi, is this Detective Joo? Is Jung Woo with you? No, he's not. I'm a little busy right now. - I don't know... I'm stepping out.
- Who's the suspect in custody? Mother, I have to get going! Wait... What is going on? Something is not right... It's not going to take long. - I'll... - Where's Harry? Give me the cell phone. I need to talk to Harry. You can't. - I'm confiscating it. - Detective Han. You may not like it... but you have to listen to me from now on. Put it on. I don't lend it to just anyone. I put... an invisible spell on this coat. Don't regret it later and just put it on. Reporters are all over the place. Jung Woo... What's your dream? What do you want to be when you grow up? I've never dreamed about my future before... but there is one thing that I wanted to become. An invisible person. I've always wanted to become an invisible person. So that no one in the world can see me. That way... they can't hate me either. But... I'm going to remain visible to you. Even though no one else can see me...
Lee Soo Yeon is always going to stay visible to Han Jung Woo. The reason for that... is because I changed the invisibility spell a little bit. Han Jung Woo... is excluded from the spell. You really are stubborn. I told you that we haven't got much time. I told you, there are reporters. If you don't want to be seen, then listen to me. Detective Han! What's it like in there? What do you mean, what's it like? It's full of poop flies in there. I guess I won't be cleaning in there today. Then I guess you can just quit early and go get something to eat. You're always talking about food. Is this her? Seriously... I told you not to hang your life on someone else's business. Even if you were to make a run for it, I can't do anything about it. I can't even grab onto you with my sprained wrist. Hurry up and get going. It's cold out here. Follow me. If the wind tickles your ears... it means that I'm calling out your name. When the wind is blowing, hold out your hand. The wind is blowing right past you, right? Then it means that I'm holding tightly onto your hand. Even if it makes your eyes water, don't cry. Because I'll always... be by your side. An invisible person that only Jung Woo can see... Lee Soo Yeon.
You can't come in here, so please form an orderly line. Is this regarding Kang Sang Deung's murder? I heard that it was a woman? I heard that it's linked to Lee Soo Yeon's crime that happened 14 years ago? Please tell us something! - Tell us something. - Give us something. Don't look around like that. You didn't kill him, right? I guess... If my Detective Han said you didn't, then you didn't. I have him pegged as my son-in-law, so don't you eye him, okay? I told you not to be nervous. If you go in the interrogation room in the shape you are in right now... you're going to fess up to crimes that doesn't even exist. This stays between us, but to be honest, killing someone like that isn't even a crime. If I was the mom of the little girl who was hurt by that jerk... I'd invite the guy who killed him over to the house and feed him a nice meal. You sure are pretty. This is the first time I've ever seen a girl who's prettier than my daughter. So don't cry. What is your relationship to Kang Sang Deung? On the day that Kang Sang Deung was murdered... You were caught in the black-box of a parked car in his parking garage. And we've also checked the traffic CCTV at the time of your car accident with him. Team Leader... Go a little easier. Here... Drink some of this. And don't be nervous. I noticed when you saw Kang Sang Deung... you fainted.
Kang Sang Deung... the car accident scene wasn't the first time you've seen him, right? Detective Han! When is your attorney going to arrive? Where's Zoey? - Just what in the world is going on? - I asked you this before... The car accident... The victim from that accident took Zoey's cellphone. Zoey was caught in the black-box of a car in the parking garage of the victim... and Zoey's cell phone was the only thing that went missing from the crime scene. What? I don't want her to get hurt during the investigation. I should've been faster. Anyways... get your lawyer here quickly. He's... he's on his way from Hong Kong right now. Don't just wait for him to come, but do something! I can't stall them for too long. I was the one who caused the accident. Zoey doesn't even know the guy! I... don't even know what's what anymore. There's no reason why Zoey would even kill that guy! That's right. So do whatever you have to do to get her out of here and take her home. I'll go catch the real culprit. Then everything will be resolved. You need to hurry. Right up until his death, Kang Sang Deung was using your cellphone. And his last phone call was to Harry Borrison's house. You went to see him after receiving his phone call, right? Zoey? - Who is this?
- The one you ran over with your car earlier. Why did you go to Kang Sang Deung's house? - I told you I was going to do it! - If you're going to interfere, get out. I'll do it. I'm not going to mess it up. Kang Sang Deung's murderer... I need to catch the culprit. My dad is a murderer! I'm a murderer's daughter. I can kill you! No! Don't touch her! What's the problem? It's a good thing that he's dead. Zoey... Why are you guys besides yourselves for not being able to catch the culprit? - Isn't it a good thing that he's dead? - You're being recorded right now. Think before you talk. Get yourself together! I saw it in the newspaper. That female student... He raped her... and then threw her into the river, didn't he? A bastard like that deserves to die. Am I the only one who thinks like that? [Luxurious Detective Joo] Yeah... did you get something? What? Are you not believing me right now?
Lee Soo Yeon's fingerprint found in the van that kidnapped her 14 years ago... I received a fax of it from the police force that was on the case and had it verified. Yes, it's totally and completely different from Zoey's prints. She's not Lee Soo Yeon. Detective Joo is right. But isn't Lee Soo Yeon dead? Why are you asking for her prints all of a sudden? According to Jung Woo... Lee Soo Yeon has resurrected. Resurrected. You have to write all that down before you can leave. Or you can choose... to answer my questions right now. To Han Jung Woo... If I wasn't the daughter of a murderer... I wonder if we could've been friends? Daughter of a murderer, Lee Soo Yeon. Let's be friends. Are you okay? Why don't we just talk? Seeing how you keep checking your watch... I can see that you must be bored. Things that are said in this room... all of it is being recorded. Any emotional or irrelevant statements... - Will be disadvantageous to you... - You wish I was Lee Soo Yeon, don't you? Then... you wouldn't need to go through all these annoying steps... and I would just be arrested as the murderer. That's why on the day of the crime... You came to see me at Harry's house, right? Asking me if I was Lee Soo Yeon... Asking me to say your name...
Were you trying to see if I did it? So that you can arrest me if I ended up being Lee Soo Yeon? How you kept coming around me after that... was it all because of that? A murderer's daughter... A girl who's been raped... If I was Lee Soo Yeon... I guess you wouldn't even need to look for any other evidence. Right? Detective Han? Why are you so crooked? Why have you become so twisted like this? Just because someone is the daughter of a murderer... do you think they all kill people? Just because someone's been raped... they don't all kill people. Soo Yeon? Soo Yeon... wouldn't... kill anyone. I... wouldn't... kill anyone. If I... had been Lee Soo Yeon... I would've killed you first. Even if you kill me... I still wish... that you were Lee Soo Yeon. Please finish writing your statement. There's no need for you to drag this out any longer. Let her go. Harry Borrison submitted a request for her to be released to the prosecutor. The French Embassy has guarantee that she won't try to flee. We've got the newspaper for reference... and she wrote down a statement. As for the rest... please take care of it yourself, Team Leader. Thanks for all your hard work. Harry... Let's go home.
Okay. Let's go home. Let's go home. Let's go home. Harry! I'm so sorry. I took too long, didn't I? Zoey... Are you okay? Craig... we're going to get going. When you're finished here, come back to my house. Okay. Zoey... don't worry about a thing. Soo Yeon... like the scar on top of your foot... it hurts you whenever you see me, right? I'm sorry. I'll wait for you. It's all been erased now. All your bad memories. Don't be surprised. The police called me to say that they were going to search the place. They were trying to find your cellphone. What do I do? What is there that you need to do? This is all my fault. Causing the car accident was my mistake. No... I should've put you back on the first plane back to France when you came to Seoul. Then... you never would've had to go through this. Hearing you say that...
I feel even more sorry. I guess you'll leave now even if I were to try to hang onto you. I don't think Seoul suits you. You're leaving... with nothing but bad memories. You must be tired. Let's clean up tomorrow. I'm going to bed. Soo Yeon... Good night, Zoey. You, too. If I... had been Lee Soo Yeon... I would've killed you first. Even if you were to kill me... I still wish... that you were Lee Soo Yeon. Jung Woo... Girlfriend! How did you know to come? I really missing you today. Have some dinner. My girlfriend... What did you do today? What got into you? I'm cold. Why is it so cold out? Oh yeah? You're just using that as an excuse to hold onto me longer. You're so obvious. You crazy scoundrel. Side dish. It's mine.
It's evidence. Huh? If Soo Yeon pretends not to know me when I find her... 'Hey... you're going to pretend you don't know me after all this? ' That's what I'm going to say to her. Go just on and eat your dinner. I guess... There's no way she'd pretend not to know me. You don't know, right? Soo Yeon... always walked backwards. So that she can look at my handsome face. You saw it too the first time I came over to eat at your house, right? How she always stared at me. So... just hold onto your worries. Soo Yeon... is coming to come back even if it's just for me. Because she misses me. So... I'm going to wait. This is delicious. She's stronger than she looks, so don't worry. After a bit of crying, she'll be fine. Yeah, I need to. Because I'm slowly starting to get angry. Anyways... I think we need to hurry things along. I was thinking of starving Han Tae Joon to death... but instead of that... I'm going to let him scarf down whatever he sees and die from overeating like a pig. He's not someone who'd just stand still after... seeing Zoey getting arrested at the party. The money... give it to him.
Let's make him lose his sight over money and end this quickly. [I understand] It's not upstairs. - Hurry up and find it. - Yes. Lets turn this place upside down. - Search that room very carefully. - Yes. It's so cold! It's getting so cold. Mother! Mother! I'm here! Take him home and eat it. Wow... a woman who makes such great kimchi. Who's also pretty, intelligent, and affectionate... with a great personality and a great figure... Actually with a better figure than her personality... that's the kind of a woman that I'm going to marry. I heard that you caught the culprit who killed Kang Sang Deung? Who told you that? Who just got cussed out for wasting our efforts on the wrong person. Radish, the radish. I guess... why would a woman like that feel the need to do such a thing? A woman like that? Did you see her? I had gone to take Jung Woo some dinner. Goodness... she looked really rich. Where do people like that live? Their house is not a house. I went there... and they have a swimming pool and even an elevator in their house.
Don't lie. A house like that doesn't exist! I'm being serious! Everyone knows the house if you mention it... it's the largest house at the edge of Gangnam. Their front gates are... - From the front gates to the house... - Take it with you and go. Mother, where's the lid? Mother, I need a lid for this. The culprit wire transferred the money to the seller for the dry ice, right? Have you put in a request at the bank for us to take a look through the camera footage? Yes, I just need to go and check it. I already checked it. The video captured the culprit sending the money... but they were so bundled up that we couldn't get the culprit's face. I was thinking that maybe traffic CCTV's would've caught the culprit on the move... but I didn't really get anything. Did you stay up all night again? I'm going to get some sleep now. The IP address that they used to order the ice off the internet? I've submitted a request for a warrant for that. - I'll start the search as soon as we get it. - Are you just going to work until you die? You go get some sleep, and you... you take Zoey Lou. Go check again with possible eye witnesses from the crime site. And since she's still a suspect until we catch the culprit... Should I stick close to her? You stay out of this. Take off your badge. Stay out of this. Get out of here. It's like a combo set now.
So sick of hearing it. I'm sick of it, too! They said she's not Soo Yeon. Give it a rest now. What to do? I've totally fallen for that woman. What? She's pretty. Are you okay? About what? I eat here and sleep here... so it feels like my own room. But most people feel nervous in here. I've always wanted to come see it once. Yesterday... Zoey was in this room, right? Yes. Is Zoey... okay? I don't know if it was from the shock, but she started crying when she got home. She normally doesn't cry very easily. Why do I feel guilty about that? Because I told you that so you can feel guilty. But even still... I don't dislike you. I've thought of a way... for all three of us to get along. Let's be friends. All three of us. Friends... I think that's going to be difficult. Because I've fallen head over heels for Zoey.
That's not good. Don't worry, since Zoey doesn't even like me. But a one sided love affair... is allowed, right? Is this a declaration of war? When I get angry... I can get a little scary. But you can't... still think that Zoey is Lee Soo Yeon that you're searching for, can you? Besides her face being wrong, just tell me one reason why... she can't bee Soo Yeon. If you ever think of one, tell me what it is. We can talk again then. I think this is the place... But where is the house? Where is the house? No, I'll come there. I want to get some fresh air... and go get something to eat. My car keys... I'll be right there. You... Soo Yeon... Subtitles by DramaFever [Next Episode Preview] Mom... I can't... My daughter Soo Yeon is dead. Soo Yeon... what do I do... We've caught Kang Sang Deung's killer. I... like Lee Soo Yeon the best. Mom...
Soo Yeon... Can't you stay? Mom? Be quiet! Someone's out there. If you lie to me, you're dead. Where is your mom? Where is she? I was wrong. I see that you still need a beating before you tell me. Where is she? Mom... I don't know where she is. It hurts, it hurts! It hurts? Were you happy I was gone? Your mom, where is she? Lee Tae Su. Lee Tae Su, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. No. No. I didn't kill him. I didn't kill him! H-Hey, wake up. Hey. I was wrong... I was wrong. Didn't I ask you to take him away quietly?
How do you expect me to live here now? This child has been injured. That much won't kill her. Ajumeoni! (ajumeoni - older lady, aunt) If you're so worried, then you raise her. -=Summer 1997=- Hut, set, hut! -=United States, Autumn 1998=- Are you okay? Let's get some help. Oh my god. What's up, man? Are you all right? Jeong Wu! Jeong Wu! Your dad's here! Father? Hey, how was the game? - It was perfect. - Good. You've really gotten big. Almost like a man now. Where's my father? He couldn't come because of business. Here, the Ivy League Campus Tour. Go take a look at the campuses and decide which one you'd like to attend. I'm not a genius, I won't get into college yet at only 15. Your stepmother requested the applications from Seoul, so I'm sure a lot of Korean kids will also be touring.
Take this opportunity to make some new friends. My father is still alive, right? Jeong Wu. Please tell Madam for me that I will enjoy the tour. Reporters will be there. Why don't you wait at home? That person hasn't seen his family in 6 months. Why don't we get going before it gets too late? Which car should I ride in? Jeong Wu! What are you doing here? Have you been well? Let's go before we're too late. There are some things parents don't want their kids to know about. Since I never called you, you should have known there was a reason. You're pretty smart, so why didn't you notice that? If you think you'll feel uncomfortable, why don't you stay in the car? Have I done something wrong? Get out, I'm sure your father will be very happy. Jeong Wu, just stay here. Madam, this way please. Madam, did this incident really happen? - For what reason did you come here? - Please say a few words on this issue. Where are you going? Please make a statement. What is his condition now? Please say a few words. Would you say this is all true? They're coming out!
President, we heard you were released for health reasons. How are you now? We heard you went to jail rather than disclose your personal property, is that true? This was a deliberate action, right? Father. Father! You need to answer us! President! Say something! President! It's over. Let's go. Jeong Wu, why are you here? What about school? It's because I haven't heard from you for so long. I'm sorry. No, it's mom who was wrong. Don't scold him. I was afraid he would worry. It's my fault for trying to hide it from him. A child would be worried about that. Don't treat him like a child. He's 15 years old and nearly grown up. That's what I mean. He's old enough now to know what goes on in the family. He's our only son. Take him and go home. Director Nam, stop the car. Where do you have to go? No, no!