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Okay, here you go.
I have two queens, what do you have?
A two and a five.
Ho- ho, you win!
50 dollars!
- Really?
- Oh yeah!
Okay, let's play again.
What do you got?
A four and a nine.
You're kidding right?
No.
Why?
Well that's a full cup!
Damn!
I am good at Cups!
I'm not talking to her!
Well, one of you has to tak... |
Hey, y'know what?
You're the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler!
You should be the one to go!
Why should I have to leave?
- Because it's my apartment!
- Well it's mine too!
What else you got?
How about, you're moving!
Look!
This is ridiculous.
We should be packing you!
Hey, how are you gu... |
That my friend is D
- Cup.
Okay, now much have you won so far?
Uh, wow, 700.
Not 700 exactly?
Yeah.
Double it!
What?
Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.
Hey, I didn't make up the rules.
Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card.
Now that one card could be worth $100 bri... |
Y'know she has 147, 000 pairs of boots¡¦
Oh yeah, good start Mon.
She lets you borrow them.
Yeah and you stretch ¡®em out with your big old clown feet.
Do you wanna live outside?
Because it's gettin' cold!
She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she'll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.
What else?
... |
Kinda.
Oh my God!
Hello?
Hey Mon, how's the packing going?
Ben?
He's fine.
Yeah, he's right?
Oh my God!
Get your head of your shirt there son!
What?
Yeah, it's a pumpkin.
I'll come pack.
Hey!
What's wrong?
Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break...
I lost $1, 500 to him in Cups!
Wh
- How did you... |
I think beginner's luck, very important in Cups.
All right, let's play one more hand!
One more!
No, no, no more!
I cannot lose another dime!
I'm serious this time!
In- in fact, look, there's a?
I wanna give you something.
And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money.
Now, I want you to have the b... |
Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself.
Okay?
Look, I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money.
The only thing that I'm gonna miss¡¦is you.
And now the dog.
- Hey.
Call me when you get there.
Okay?
- Okay.
I'm really gonna miss you.
- Oh!
I have your key.
Here you g... |
I made it up!
I'm sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
At a fake game!
Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I'd be glad to play you for it.
But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Okay!
Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
No.
Hmm, let's see if it comes up this... |
All right?
I can take care of myself.
Now, what's next?
Come on.
Okay, uh, here's the electric bill.
- This is how much we pay for electric?
- Well, yeah.
[GRUMBLES]
CHANDLER:
So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?
So is Joey gonna have to give up the apartment?
I hope not.
I tried to offer him money, but h... |
Ha, ha.
- It's not your birthday.
What a mean thing to say.
I would never tell you it was not your birthday.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey, so you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Knicks' season opener tonight.
I thought maybe you guy... |
Surprise.
Don't get mad, because, look, this is what happened.
So I started packing, and then I realized, "What am I doing?"
I am lousy at packing, right?
But you love packing.
So as a gift to you on our last night...
Ta-da.
I'll be coordinator.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't get you anything.
Oh.
Look, everybody h... |
Rachel has not packed.
Now, everybody has to help.
Chandler...
No, I have plans with Joey.
- I thought you said you were doing nothing.
- Yes, but for the last time.
Okay, fine.
Now, Ross...
- Oh, but I can't do it.
- Why not?
- Don't you have Ben?
- Because I have Ben.
It's almost 8:00, it's almost past his bedtime.... |
Hey, actually, in a way it's kind of nice.
You know?
Our last dinner together.
Me, bringing the food of my ancestors you, the food of yours.
Huh?
Say, Joe, I had a strange idea for what to do on our last night.
What do you say we play a little, uh, foosball for money?
Are you crazy?
You haven't beaten me once since m... |
Well, this doesn't have to be so sad though, you know?
Instead of thinking about how much you're gonna miss about each other you should, like, think about some of the things you're not gonna miss.
I don't think there's anything.
Come on, there's gotta be something.
Nope.
She's perfect.
I have one.
Good.
Great.
Okay,... |
Or Chandler?
Or your mom?
Great, it worked.
No one's sad.
Heh.
- Yes.
- Ah.
I win again.
Ha, ha, that's, like, 500 bucks you owe me.
Woo-hoo!
Man.
Five hundred dollars.
That is a lot of electricity, huh?
Woo-hoo!
Ooh, I gotta buy some food.
Okay, okay.
Give me a chance to win my money back.
Sudden death one goal... |
Hello?
Oh, hi, Ross.
See, other people call me.
Ooh, your brother.
Score.
- What's up?
ROSS [OVER PHONE]:
I'm here with Ben.
Thought we'd say hi.
- Put him on.
- Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.
Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now.
Uh, he's smiling, though.
Okay, talk to you later.
I think it was better wh... |
I hate Ross.
I love Ross.
I hate Ross."
"Oh, my God.
I can't find a boyfriend.
So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there."
Yeah, we should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations.
Still broken?
It sucks, man.
Your last night here, and I lose the two m... |
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's play again.
Ready?
Ooh!
- What have you got?
- A four and a nine.
You're kidding, right?
- No.
Why?
- Well, that's a full cup.
Damn, I am good at Cups.
I'm not talking to her.
One of you has to take the first step and it should be you because she's the one who's leaving.
It's harder... |
- Because It's my apartment!
- Well, it's mine too.
What else you got?
How about:
You're moving!
RACHEL:
No, no, no.
MONICA:
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, Monica...
This is ridiculous.
We should be packing you.
PHOEBE:
Hey, how you guys doing?
RACHEL:
Great.
Monica's moving.
I am not!
Oh, really?
Well, how come all your... |
Then keep running.
You win.
- What did you have?
- Doesn't matter.
Nothing beats a three and a six.
That, my friend, is "D Cup."
Okay, now, how much have you won so far?
- Wow.
Seven hundred.
- Not 700 exactly?
- Yeah.
- Heh.
Double it.
- What?
- Yeah, see, in Cups, once you get $700 you have to double it.
- Really?... |
And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel.
I still like you.
Well, Phoebe, that's fine because I'm not moving.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Phoebe, you gotta take her.
You know, I know I said some bad stuff but Rachel does have some qualities that make her a good roommate.
Oh, really?
Like what, Monica?
You know how she ha... |
It's gonna be fine.
Okay, Rachel.
Now I can't wait to live with you.
You know what we should do?
Bring Monica, and then we can all live there together.
We'll have so much fun!
But, honey, I think she's moving in with Chandler.
Oh, that's right.
You're still set on that?
Kind of.
Oh, my God.
[PHONE RINGS]
Hello?
Hey, ... |
I started out with the king and the queen.
Bam.
Ross gets a two and a three.
Then I get a jack and a king.
Boom.
Ross gets a four and five.
Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup the sitting-down bonus.
Meanwhile, I didn't even get a half cup.
Nothing.
Oh, man.
He never played before either.
You know what I... |
Wait a second.
I see what you're trying to do here.
You're trying to give me money again.
When did I try to give you money?
Before, over there with the bills.
You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it.
Okay, then we had a nice last night together.
We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody ... |
- Bye.
Hey.
- She really left.
- I know.
- Thank you.
- No problem, roomie.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
What the hell is that dog doing here?
I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
- And now you want that money back?
- Exactly.
Chandler, what kind of idiot do you take me for?
It's not a real g... |
Listen, I'm gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.
Right!
And when is that due?
- First of the month.
- And that's every month?
No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Okay, here is the phone bill.
Oh my God!
That's our phone number.
Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me m... |
No, I hope not!
I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn't take it.
Well, how much do you think he needs?
I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y'know?
But I have to trick him into taking it so I won't hurt his pride.
Why don't you hire him as an actor?
You could have him dress up and put on lit... |
I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
I don't know Ross, not if you're gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.
I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
-Pheebs, I was wondering...
-You're not dressed yet?
!
We're supposed to start havi... |
I'll be coordinator!
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything!
Okay, look everybody has to help!
Okay?
You can help, can't you Phoebe?
I have plans.
- You're plans were with us.
- That's right.
All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things.
Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they ha... |
It's almost 8 o'clock, it's almost past his bedtime.
Where-where is he?
He's at a dinner party.
Is he really coming?
Because I can see right into your apartment!
Of course he is!
What, do you think I'd just use my son as-as an excuse?
What kind of father do you think I am?
All right, sorry.
I gotta go make a fake Be... |
I guess you weren't there.
You guys, we said we were gonna have fun!
Come on, hey, remember the time...
You don't remember?
I'm sorry Pheebs, I guess I'm just really said that I'm leaving.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
Well, this doesn't have to be so sad though.
Y'know?
Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you... |
So-so, you missed a message from who?
Chandler or your mom?
Or Chandler?
Or your mom?
Great!
It worked!
No one's sad.
Yes!
I win again!
Ha-ha!
That's like 500 bucks you owe me!
Whoo-ho-hoo!
$500 that is a loooot of electricity!
Whoo-ho-ho!
I gotta buy some food.
Okay, give me a chance to win my money back.
Oka... |
Now, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.
Hello?
Oh, hi Ross!
See?
Other people call me!
Ooh, your brother.
Score!
What's up?
Oh, I'm just over here with Ben.
I thought we'd say hi.
Oh, put him on!
Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.
Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now.
He'... |
I love Ross!
I hate Ross!"
"Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend!
So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"'
Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations.
Still broken?
This sucks man!
The last night you're here and I lose the two most impor... |
Okay, let's play again.
What do you got?
A four and a nine.
You're kidding right?
No.
Why?
Well that's a full cup!
Damn!
I am good at Cups!
I'm not talking to her!
Well, one of you has to take the first step!
And it should be you, because she's the one who's leaving.
It's harder for her!
Well, maybe you're right?
Sh... |
What else you got?
!
How about, you're moving!
Look!
This is ridiculous.
We should be packing you!
Hey, how are you guys doing?
Great!
Monica's moving!
I am not!
Oh really?
!
Then how come all your stuff is in this box?
!
Okay, you guys.
You guys I think I know what's going on here.
Okay, you guys...
STOP!
I know ... |
Uh, wow, 700.
Not 700 exactly?
Yeah.
Double it!
What?
Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.
Hey, I didn't make up the rules.
Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card.
Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500.
Don't get to excited because that's ... |
Do you wanna live outside?
!
Because it's gettin' cold!
She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she'll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.
What else?
When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Yeah, I do.
I-I do, do that.
That's nice.
I like having things to read in the bathro... |
Ben?
He's fine.
Yeah, he's right?
Oh my God!
Get your head of your shirt there son!
What?
Yeah, it's a pumpkin.
I'll come pack.
Hey!
What's wrong?
Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break...
I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
Wh-How did you lose at Cups?
!
The same way you lost.
I started out with a K... |
I'm serious this time!
In-in fact, look, there's a?
I wanna give you something.
And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money.
Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, y'know..
Thank you for being such a great roommate.
I can't take the big white dog!
You love it!
It's him, not it!... |
- Hey.
Call me when you get there.
Okay?
- Okay.
I'm really gonna miss you.
- Oh!
I have your key.
Here you go.
- Thanks.
Oh God!
This is silly, I'm gonna see you in a couple of hours.
Bye house!
Bye Mon.
She really left.
I know.
Thank you.
No problem roomie.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure!
What the hell is th... |
But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Okay!
Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
No.
Hmm, let's see if it comes up this time.
Previously on ER...
What time are you off?
Now.
You should all offer Dr. Corday your congratulations since most of you... will be working with her in her new posi... |
- He's looking for Dr. Weaver.
- This way.
- Help me.
I'm dying here...
- You'll be all right.
Let's go.
Sit here.
- Lucy this guy has a little cut on his arm.
- A cut?
!
The bitch stabbed me!
What'd she stab you with, sir?
- Carving knife.
Like I'm a damn steak or something!
There goes the ulnar!
You're killing m... |
- Pump it up to 180.
- Keep breathing.
Relax.
- We got 180.
- All right, take your hand off.
Creativity.
That's what's on your badge.
Who are you?
Sorry I'm late.
You all right?
Get me some curved Kellys and Vicryl, I'll be even better.
Good to see you.
Lucy, this is Dr. Gabriel Lawrence, our new Attending.
How do y... |
Would you like to come with us?
I've done the tour.
I'm gonna get this.
- What do you got, Doris?
- A 28-year-old fell off his bike.
I didn't fall.
A cab cut me off.
Passed out for two minutes.
Small contusions to his Forehead.
Vitals are stable.
- Reece might not be yours?
- That's what she said.
- You think she lyi... |
Good.
- What do we got?
-16-year-old male.
Single GSW to the left chest.
I'm gonna put him in a chest tube.
Can you intubate?
I think I can manage.
15 of Etomidate, 100 of sux, number-eight ET tube.
- Help.
- You're gonna be okay.
What's his name?
Joshua Fox.
That's his only I.D. he had.
They'll put a tube down your ... |
Bag him.
Well, It doesn't seem to be much blood in here at all.
I'll sew the tube in.
An O silk.
Good breath.
Call ICU.
- See if we can get him a bed?
- Sure.
Be right back.
So, Dr. Cordey, the mastectomy coming in today, is it Elaine Nichols?
- I thought that wasn't until-
- I moved it forward.
Sure that's the ri... |
- You do that better yourself.
- Look at you.
Look at me.
- Who'd you rather spend and hour with?
- You have a point.
- Next time wear a helmet.
- Come on, doc, Give me a break.
How about a fractured skull?
Want to be fed through a tube?
Be my guest.
Okay, I'll wear the helmet.
Can I go now?
Not yet.
We need a head ... |
Did you fall like this, or did you fall more on your hand?
Yes.
- What, on your hand?
- I don't remember.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
That's what we have x-rays for.
So I'll get an AP, and a lateral of the forearm, as well as wrist and elbow films.
Sure, we don't want to miss anything.
It's busy.
I know, Pa... |
I'm sure he'll be very happy.
Didn't I give you a Core Values badge?
- A toddler chewed it.
- There you go.
Always wear it.
I will.
I guess you can take it off on your wedding night.
Now, open your eyes.
Relax.
What three things did I ask you to remember?
- Dog, fire truck and Brigitte Bardot.
- Excellent.
Dates me, ... |
- My pleasure.
Radovici's sign?
Pretty cool.
- Try it on your next head trauma.
- I will.
- Got that migraine in Four?
- Yeah, sure.
I'll tell you how I remember.
Radovici sounds like radish.
I pluck the radish with my thumb...
Daycare said he cried all day, tugging on his ear.
Temp's 101.
Must be a load off having a ... |
I know.
Come on, come on.
All right.
There you go.
Has ICU found a bed for Joshua Fox yet?
The gunshot wound kid in Trauma One.
Well, call them again.
- Have you seen my bicycle guy?
- Isn't he still in courtain Three?
Spandex-butt?
Yeah, he was discharged by GL.
- Who's GL?
- Gabriel Lawrence.
All right, the good-lo... |
The lost of consciousness... put him a risk factor of intracranial hemorrhage.
Minuscule risk.
I gave him a head-injury instructions sheet.
If he has any warning signs, he'll come back.
He lives alone.
If he slips into a coma, no one knows.
This isn't like New Western.
County patients tend to be a little less reliabl... |
Yeah but she really does meet all the requirements.
I really couldn't agree with you more on this-
- Can I talk to you?
- You'll get back to me later, right?
- As soon as I can.
- What's up?
What's up?
Why you didn't tell me you were hiring Lawrence?
I only found out that he was available two days ago.
So, in two day... |
- It wasn't about that.
- It was for me.
If we're talking needs, John, I don't need you to feel sorry or worried.
Or tender or anything.
I just need you to go away.
I don't wanna go away.
Loren Johnson's X-ray.
Mid-shaft fracture of the radius.
No injury to the wrist or elbow.
She was lucky.
- Maybe not.
- What's this... |
She was up a ladder in our bedroom hanging drapes and lost her footing.
Asked her not to do it by herself, didn't I, honey?
Yes, you did.
Shall I splint her?
- Mark, can I have a word-?
- Lizzy, Paula Trancoso, Chicago Gazette.
Elizabeth Corday, My associate Head of Surgery.
And Mark Greene, one or our ER docs.
You' re... |
- Maybe he's hemorrhaging.
Let's spin the crit.
- His pulse is up to 160.
You'll have to wait outside.
Wait outside, please.
Go outside.
Come on.
What is it?
Does the chest tube hurt you?
- What have we got?
- He's tachy at 160.
- What's his crit?
- Drawing it.
You having trouble breathing?
You were shot.
Yes, we kn... |
Joe McGinnis.
- Need help?
- We're fine.
I want two lines NG and a Foley.
Roll him gently.
Gently.
On my count.
One, two, three, lift.
CBC, coag, type and cross for four.
Call O.R.
BP's 130 over 80.
Pulse is 96.
No visible GSWs to chest or abdomen.
Let's roll him.
See anything back there?
Any blood?
- Nothing on the... |
- Nobody's hurt?
Nothing serious, apart from the guard.
Two flesh wounds from ricochets.
Some glass cuts and contusions from diving to the floor.
That's all.
That's all?
There must've been about 20 bullets flying around.
Guess we got lucky.
MVA, SUV versus truck.
38-year-old male driver... broke his nose when the air... |
Just checking to see if anything else is broken, Mr. Bradley.
If David's okay, we don't have to stay do we?
Lungs clear bilaterally.
Still tachycardic.
We called our doctor from the ambulance.
He said they should take us to Ambrose.
But the paramedics said you were closest.
They are allowed to do that, the paramedics.
... |
- I know.
- We have a plane to catch.
- I know.
Come on.
Carlos!
What's going on?
Ask Adele.
She really put herself on the line for this.
We're gonna let you take Carlos.
Really?
On a temporary basis.
And once you get yourself approved as a foster parent then we can consider something more official and permanent.
Th... |
She's had a sickle crisis before?
The same as last month.
We're gonna get you something for the pain, and then we're gonna run some tests.
80 of Demerol, 40 of Phenergan,
CBC, chem panel and a UA, please.
- Is that the sickle-cell girl?
- Yeah.
Could you add a retic count and a Beta HCG?
You got it.
Can we go now, doct... |
I don't care about him.
I care about her.
We can do nothing or we can do something.
This way she has a chance.
I can't really... run away.
Can I?
You can delay, but not for long.
Elaine, if you are worried about reconstruction,
I can make an appointment with a plastic surgeon, and you can just-
What will happen to it?
... |
- Can you do something for me?
- Of course.
When you cut, you cut everything.
Don't leave anything.
Cut it all.
You know the only good thing about sickle cell gene?
- There isn't anything good.
- No, no, there is.
You know, there is a disease called malaria... that kills almost a million children a year.
What do you t... |
Why?
Because to justify certification a patient has to be a danger to himself or others.
He is a danger to others.
Come on, just look at his wife.
She said she fell off a ladder.
Until she says different, nothing we can do.
I'm sorry.
- Have you talked to him?
- I've seen him.
Dr Kovac, I know why you did it.
But I'm ... |
- You want us to release him?
- Please.
OK.
Let him go.
How long before you hit her again?
On the way home?
Or maybe wait till you get drunk?
Have a bad day at work?
- What are you doing?
- One thing I don't understand.
The X-rays show your wife had three cracked ribs.
Here:
- How'd it happen?
- Leave it, Kovac.
She ... |
I'm gonna kill him!
- See?
Danger to others.
- Get out of here!
See?
All right.
Mark, Beta HCG on the sickler.
- Where are they?
- They walked out a couple of minutes ago.
Lawrence, we got a problem here.
Mr. Powell?
- We need you to come back into the hospital.
- But we just left.
Your daughter needs another test.
Bu... |
An ambulance is waiting.
He complained of back pain at the scene.
I'm still waiting on a second crit.
When you get that, fax it over to me.
It'll be a half an hour, that's all.
In half an hour, Dr. Finch, he'll be under observation at Ambrose, not taking up precious space here.
We ready to roll, Sam?
Are we, Dr. Finch?... |
I'm gonna call the O.R.
- Were you checking up on me?
- Just watching out for the patients.
Will there be video games?
Sure.
Video games, TV, your own room.
Just like a hotel.
What's your favorite game?
David?
David?
David, can you hear me?
Stop!
What?
Why are we stopping?
- He's tacky.
Get a BP.
- I can't get a p... |
- Thoracotomy tray.
Where is Kerry?
She said she'd be here.
- You know this place closes at 5?
- Yeah, we know.
- Do we really need two?
- Two witnesses, yes.
Right, suction.
Start a round with the packed cells.
- He's in V-tach.
-60 of lidocaine.
- Son of a bitch.
I can't find the source.
- He's still in V-tach.
St... |
Put a curved Potts underneath the leak to leave the aorta patent.
Now clamp above the tear.
There you go, Carter, You just isolated the leak.
Nice work, Carter.
Do you Reginald Moore take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife... to live together in the state of matrimony... to love her, honor and keep her through si... |
- Yeah.
- Mark, I didn't ask to be her tour guide.
- Well, you didn't say no.
- How's it going?
- Fine.
Heard about your Psych hold.
Yeah, I'm very popular with Psychiatry.
They took him upstairs for assessment.
Maybe they'll hold him.
I don't think so.
I provoked him, in front of witnesses.
Maybe now she'll see how ... |
I shouldn't have let myself listen to you.
- How are you feeling?
- Okay.
It went well.
There was no evidence the cancer had spread.
But we will have to wait for the pathology reports on the lymph nodes.
I got a plastic surgeon in to close, so we could minimize scarring.
And of course within the next couple of weeks w... |
- One for you and one for me.
Malucci, you do a central line.
On my count.
One, two, three.
- Two chest tubes and a central line.
- Only got one chest tray.
- Get another.
- We'll share. 10-blade.
- BP's 80.
Pulse ox 92.
- Curved Kelly.
- Twenty cc's for the lab.
- O-neg is here.
Chest tube.
Get this damn thing out o... |
- What are you doing?
- Check the balloon.
Come on.
If we can't put pressure on the bleeder from the outside, we do it on the inside.
Pressure's down to 60.
All right, tell me when.
20 cc's.
There's 30 cc's.
- Chest tube output's down to a trickle.
- Pressure's up to 80.
Old army trick to tamponade the subclavian.
- C... |
- Let's get him this.
- He's 9 months old.
You're never too early to start.
Carlos, do you think your daddy's silly?
What about this?
You like one of these? "Pull over.
Pull over."
He is silly.
Elizabeth, I wanted to apologize for being abrupt.
- You mean rude.
- Yes.
I'll think about it.
You could apologize actually... |
Come on, Reece, please.
Okay.
Maybe not.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Jackie, you think he looks like me?
I hope not.
He's got enough problems.
Hey, when I was a kid, did I have a lot of ear infections?
I don't know, Peter.
I was your sister, not your mother.
You were a scrawny little ... |
- In winter I go south.
Like the birds.
- Thank you for the lift.
- Sure.
See you.
Sure.
You scratch the thenar eminence... causing ipsilateral contractions of the chin muscles.
Definitely contracting.
- Is that a good thing?
- Sadly, no.
It indicates increased intracranial pressure.
Disturbances of the brain.
Which e... |
"Gigabytes." Wait-This isn't Weird.
Why, there's no magazine called Weird, is there?
This is Wired.
It's about computers and technology.
Hey, look.
There's a cybercafe opening right here in Springfield.
Will you take me, Dad?
Please?
I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
The Internet?
Is that thing sti... |
You're surfin' like a pro.
Oh, yeah.
I'm betting on jai alai in the Cayman Islands.
I invested in something called News Corp-
- Dad!
That's Fox!
- [ Screams ]
Undo!
Undo!
[ Groans ]
Dad, do we have any money left?
Well, let's check the old bank account.
- [ Beeps ]
- See?
Even after my cyber squandering.... we've... |
- Yes, sir.
- Now, Homer, we can't have you burglarizing us... every time you got a bill to pay.
I know, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
It's just that you and Maude live like royalty in your fancy castle... while I got Marge trapped over there like a pig in a mud beehive.
Oh, we're-We're not as well off as you think.
We give to... |
Let's start with mega secret number one:
"Ya gotta squeeze every penny."
You see this tux?
I got it cheap 'cause Roy Cohn died in it.
- [ Murmuring ]
- That fancy yacht?
A bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee.
- [ Murmuring ]
- And those beautiful women?
- They used to be men.
- [ Groaning ]
The point is, ya gotta... |
Wow!
This plankton's only 33 cents.
According to the Mexican Council of Food... this expired two years ago.
Sure, by their standards, but we live in America.
[ Chomping, Groaning ]
This also says it can cause red tide poisoning.
But it's so cheap.
Well, let's see what's in the old vacation fund.
Homer, you could have ... |
- Come on, Homer.Japan.
No, notJapan,Jamaica.
I wanna pass the dutchie on the left-hand side.
Never mind.
Looks like the Flanders are gonna get those seats anyway.
Oh, so Flanders thinks he can steal our vacation, huh?
- [ Groans ]
- Come on!
- Whoo!
- [ Horn Honking ]
- Sayonara, suckers.
- [ Snarls ]
Yea!
The Sim... |
"Your seat cushions float gently.
Headsets, five dollars."
[ Beeping ]
Sir, it is not safe to use electronic devices yet.
- You're the waitress.
- [ Beeps ]
[ Attendant ] Turn it back on.!
Turn it back on.!
Ooh.
I never knew Jim Belushi made so many movies.
Yeah, isn't it amazing?
They're filming one right now in the... |
- Oh, yeah!
- [ Marge, Bart, Lisa Screaming ]
[ Gasps ] It's breathtaking.
Look.
There's the Imperial Gardens.
The Meiji Shrine.
The Hello Kitty factory.
[ Cats Yowling ]
[ Yowling Stops ]
Who's up for some exploring?
- Hey, I'm still checking outJapanese TV.
- ## [ Synthesizers ]
Isn't this that cartoon that causes s... |
Yep.
Now why would you have to go through all that if you're hauling a bunch of nothing?
I just need a room.
What do you think I'd find if I opened up the back of that truck?
(DROPS PEN)
I don't know what you're getting at.
I think you do.
Let's say we go have a look.
Let's say we don't, and you mind your own business.... |
But have you ever had boyfriend, or no?
Sí.
CJ?
CJ:
Yeah?
Okay.
This is why we are very gentle with them, and not moving around like they are dogs or animals because, uh...
They have something very valuable, okay?
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
I beg your pardon, my bad.
GARO:
Okay, let's go.
I'll show you y... |
What's that?
I need help.
Her and her sister.
I want to undo it, somehow.
Look, you obviously know something about this.
Then help me.
(MAN SIGHS)
Help her.
I'm Dale.
James.
You still looking for a place to stay?
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Don't be shy.
You look good.
And these will help you feel good.
Go on, take one.
No... |
So one day, um, he sends me a plane ticket to meet him in Vegas.
That first day was amazing.
But that night...
I guess he drugged me.
Um, I woke up in the back of a van with a bunch of men.
I am so sorry.
It is what it is, you know.
And Garo treats me way better than my old man ever did, so...
I will pray for you.
Hone... |
(LINE RINGING)
DALE:
You all right?
I have one person in this world that I actually mean something to.
She's already lost her mom.
And right now, she's at home wondering if her dad is gonna show up like he promised.
And I'm not.
I'm not gonna make it.
Look, I should just forget about all of this, right?
Get in the tru... |
(JAMES CLEARS THROAT)
Can I help you?
Yeah.
There's, um, something going on around here.
What's the problem?
There's a motel.
Motel 12.
There's prostitution happening.
Well, that's, uh, serious, son.
How do you know this?
I saw it.
Just saw it?
Yes.
All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Motel 12, you say?
Mmm-hmm.
Uh, and what's ... |
(CLEARS THROAT)
Huh?
No, gracias.
(CLICKS TONGUE) I went to the trouble of making you a drink, and the least you could do is try it for me.
Por favor.
Maybe it's acquired taste.
Drink.
Drink.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
Yeah?
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
Where is Maria?
Maria.
Maria is with the other girls making friends because it's time.
... |
But not like this.
You have my word, but not like this, please.
Every girl in this house wants to be on this bed. (WHIMPERS)
Mmm-hmm.
But I don't want the other girls in this house.
I want you.
Why?
Because I try to love you.
This is not love!
No?
This is not what love looks like.
Then you choose what love looks like,... |
Take me.
I want to.
GARO:
Are you saying...
I want to.
It is my choice.
Let her go.
(SOFTLY) Let her go.
Maria.
ANTONIA:
Let her go.
Ándale, Maria.
ANTONIA:
It is okay.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
(HIGH-PITCH RINGING)
(LINE RINGING)
Hello?
MAN:
You looking for someone to party with or what?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, her name's Antonia.... |
The guy on the phone told me to come to Room 126.
I remember you.
What do you want?
I'm here to see that girl I dropped off.
Can't stop thinking about her, you know?
Yeah, well, she's not on the menu yet, Romeo.
If you're serious, I got other girls just like her and more eager to please.
I'm willing to pay.
I got money... |
(INHALES SHARPLY) You know?
I know you want to keep her, but that's some solid money, so I thought I'd ask.
She'll be there.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow, bonita.
(EXHALES)
That's a pretty good price for someone who was "priceless," sí?
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)
JAMES:
Antonia.
James.
What did they do to you?
I swear I didn't k... |
I have a motorcycle out the back.
We have to leave now.
Come with me.
No, I, uh...
No.
My sister.
My sister.
No, no...
We'll get your sister, I promise, but you have to come with me now, while there's still a chance.
No.
Antonia, please.
You don't understand!
If I leave, Garo, he will hurt her.
With everything in me,... |
I don't want the police in here, so...
How old are you, sweetie?
Sixteen.
Wow!
So, like, high school.
Do you like school?
No.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, me neither.
I hated it.
Good news is, if you stick around,
I'll make sure you never have to go back there again.
We take care of each other here.
We're like family.
And you and... |
Okay.
(SOFTLY) I'm sorry.
Hey, it's just...
It's just me.
I'm sorry.
I just let you have...
I let you sleep, that's all.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
CJ:
Time's up, man.
You're done.
She's got a full dance card tonight.
I'm just getting dressed!
Come with me.
Please.
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLING)
Maria.
Worth every penny.
Whoa.
OFFI... |
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