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Bro honest just been fun's, D, DD7! It's a day inform me And... I...for got bay floss DD7, Jane... Where I you? Don't leave me! Starring: DIRECTED BY: DANIEL DAKOTA WRITTEN BY: MARK DAWOP THE END Cer: Previously on the unit... He won't do that again. Someone with your experience makes mid 6-figures in the private sect...
For me to tell you what you need. I don't need you to tell me what i need. I need it to be done! What the hell do you get out of me? I get a man who loves me more than his damn hobby. You tell me that makes me a tramp. Did you see the person tiffy met at this motel? No, sir. Was it a man or a woman? I don't know. Yes, ...
Things in common, old friends. A few months, maybe a year, we get married. I'll go back to the base as your wife and... why now? That's a very good question. Here's your answer. He's re-upping for another tour, and i won't. And i want to know why my husband is and if he's gonna be at the christmas table. Jonas: I didn...
Don't you think i know that? ! How do i earn my money? I do not make cornflakes for a living. I earn my money at the risk of my life, out there, letting the scum of the earth shoot at me. You know that's how i make my living. That's why my bosses pay me... and you wish it away. Situation... enemy forces. Razlan dragovi...
In the event that the assistance is insufficient to bring dragovich out? In such event, you shall effect capture independently with minimum friction. Now our friend leclerq, as you say, is down 0 and 2. He's gonna want to save face, so if you do come in, make sure you give him the win. All right. You've got money trou...
You don't have to jump out of airplanes. You think you'll be jumping out of when you're 50, 55. The money will work when you can't, and we'll be together, and happy and rich. You ingrate. I kept my side of the bargain. I've seen you through, but you want to stand there... you want to stand there and pout at me and rui...
leclerq. Yes, sir. My family arms. Royalty. More like aristocracy. Before napoleon. Oui, mon colonel. Where's serena? In her room, hon. Thank you. Come on, serena. We're going over to my house. Don't be more than a couple hours. Where are you off to? I'm going to see a divorce lawyer. What? Mack promised me he'd leave ...
How about that for out of the clear blue sky? The old man got hitched. I guess when they fall, they fall. Jonas: I'll be at the gate with leclerq. You head up surveillance, decide where everyone goes or whether you want them elsewhere. Your mission, your plan. You fellas seem to get along, boss... you and the colonel....
Grey: Yeah? And what is, when you see indians, be careful. When you don't see any indians, be twice as careful. Who said that? Helen keller. Now who are we talking aut? Leclerq. Lissy, unlock the door. Lissy. Lissy. Lissy: No! No! I'm not kidding. What is the trouble, lissy? You tell me what the problem is so i can ...
Ain't the hand of god. Just the process server. And, funnily enough... i got him in my sights. I could cancel his birth certificate right now. The french are here to take him into custody. We're here in reserve. Happiness is a greenlight. I thought it was a bacon-cheeseburger. No. I didn't get that memo. Monsieur. Com...
Call it off! It's coming down, fellas. Call it off! Call it off! Call it off! Jonas: Move out! It's his leg. No! No! Relax, relax. Williams: Boss, mack's hit. Jonas: Where? He caught a ricochet in his leg. Aah! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Get in there now! Go! What are you doing? You're lettin...
We have civilian casualties. You took a simple arrest and turned it into a firestorm! I trusted you! And you're gonna let them fortify the place because you're afraid of some bad press? You're clipping my wings, colonel. ? Liss? What? What did you...? Lissy? I cut my hair. Kim: She locked herself in. What started th...
I brought my adversaries to a standstill. You run because... because you have no room to maneuver. You're trapped. Local government's helped me before. Before, you hadn't killed u.n. Troops. Before... before the local government lose the paperwork, so you misspelled a few words on the extradition order. How's mack? He'...
If you've got an escape plan on the shelf, you gotta dust it off and prime the system. Ok. So when? Tomorrow. Why tomorrow? You have time to evaluate your enemy's situation, determine the most important segment of the breakout... the initial route. So i run tomorrow. Early or late? Early. Early. They're on the inside,...
And i never want to see either of you fools again. [Indistinct conversation] Freeze. Prepare to move. [Gunshot, glass shatters] Go. Go home. You can't tell bob. Unlike you, i don't keep things from my husband, and he doesn't keep things from me. You tell him, he's at risk, knowing. Is that supposed to be something else...
You can't toss me away like this. You love me. This person you've married is an accessory for your career. I know that. I know that. We can have a great life together, tom. We can be happy, baby. You know that. How do you know? Because we've never been anything but happy. All right. All right. Say it goes on. Say you ...
Is that like a "get out of jail free" card? Stand down. Aw, come on. You don't mean that, boss. Stand down. You killed my wife, you pig. Come on. You must be mrs. Colonel tom ryan. Well, i suppose that's right. Well, i'm tiffy gerhardt. I'm one of the unit wives. I just came by to... oh! Moving. They say one of the ...
You tell her. You'll see her before i do. I ain't getting home till next week's medevac flight. Bob: You want some chewing tobacco or a copy of moby dick or something? And... oh, no! Oh, man! I am going, yet again, to miss my wife's birthday. What'd you get her? Mack: Oh, man. I'm gonna miss her birthday, stuck with ...
I'm sorry to hear that. Let's talk. So, what was it you wanted to say? I would like medevac transport for him today. Well, i'm sure your people... on u.n. Aircraft, immediately, to landestuhl, rhinemain, air base. Well, under the charter, your armed forces are responsible for medevac to your bases, from the u.n. Contro...
How's mack doing? Is he coming tonight? Where's my tie? In 5 years, we'll be equity owners. Where's my tie? I got it cleaned. It's in the hallway. My purple heart. You know where my... why aren't you dressing? Why should i? What's wrong, baby? You re-upped. Honey, i have not re-upped. Did you read this all the way thro...
She's lovely. Hi. I'm molly blane. Colonel, got something for you. Oh, yeah. Dragovich's guys? Shot their way out. Yeah. That's a shock. Ambushed by u.n. Forces. Took leclerq as a... mm-hmm. Looks like they kept him a while. Yeah. I'm sure they had a little talk. Dragovich... where is he now? Best intel puts him in ...
Read the funny papers? Dragovich escaped, killed leclerq. How about that? Mm-hmm. What's a veteran got to do to get a drink around here? I just learned something from mack that's going to make your life, i think, a little simpler. No. I don't think i'm interested. Bartender, whatever you've got your hands on, start po...
Yeah! [Laughs] i thank you for this honor. We all have secrets. Most secrets are not shameful. They're just private. The secrets of marriage are private. The secrets of combat are private. We women can't know them. We can only be close to them in being close to you. And as in a marriage, you men honor us by trusting us...
You're definitely in. And being as such, and being an ex-newbie myself, i would like to thank you, mrs. Ryan, for your speech. And i would also like to thank my sister, mrs. Gerhardt, for her speech. Only those of us who have been bitten by the snake can tell each other how it feels. I need a drink. Me, too. I'll sec...
Unit men: "Recognizing that i volunteered as a ranger, "fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, "i will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, "honor, and high espirit de corps of the rangers, "acknowledging the fact that a ranger is a more elite soldier "who arrives at the cutting edge of battle "by land, ...
[Laughs] How about that? Uh, yes. Your item- Uh, CSZ-1165. - Hi. This is Cynthia Burdett. - Mm-hmm. - I can't make it to the phone right now- - What? But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can. What? No. Let me get back to you. Cynthia, I've got to see you... about that job- that job forJona...
- Why now? Well, that's a very good question. Here's your answer. He's re-upping for another tour, and I won't. And I want to know where my husband is, and if he's gonna be at the Christmas table. I didn't say, "What were you thinking?" I said, "Were you thinking?" And I got my answer. - I was gonna- - Gonna tell me b...
I earn my money at the risk of my life- out there. Letting the scum of the earth shoot at me. You know that's how I make my living. That's why my bosses pay me. And you wish it away. Situation- enemy forces. Razlan Dragovich... former Yugoslav Army general wanted for crimes committed during the Balkan Civil War. Made a...
In such event,you shall effect capture independently with minimum friction. Now, our friend LeClerq, as you say, is down 0 and 2. And he's gonna want to save face. So if you do come in, you make sure you give him the win. All right. You've got money troubles. - You've got marriage troubles- - Yes, I do. - Cynthia- - ...
You know what you are? You are addicted to poverty. This job, this salary- In five years, you can own the company. It will work while you sleep. You don't have to jump out of airplanes... you think you'll be jumping out of when you're 50, 55. The money will work when you can't. And we'll be together and happy and rich....
We have an overwhelming superiority of forces. So we will ask him as a reasonable man to surrender... and as a reasonable man, I'm sure he shall. Uh, Sergeant Blane... I know that your assignment is to- to assist in this mission. But you are much too valuable to be relegated to a supernumerary position. So might I impo...
Mack promised me he'd leave the Unit. And he re-upped. - Did you talk to him? - Oh, they left. I'm gonna use the time he's away and put the new thing in motion. Maybe first you should talk to someone in the Unit, Tiffy. You should talk to someone in the Unit. Colonel Ryan? - I already talked to him. - You talked to him...
Well, we were told to watch out for the guy. Well, you live long enough, you get a reputation. People say you're difficult. It just means you aren't dead yet. Carlito,you think you can find us a couple observation positions... overlooking the compound? Here and here. And here may work well. Bobbo and me will go take a ...
Does your mama keep a spare key? You know where she keeps it? It's on my mother's dresser, but you'll never find it. Lissy, come out of there. You're scaring Serena. Lissy, come on. Come out. Mommy's gonna be home soon. Coffee's for closers. How's the hand of God this morning? Nah, ain't the hand of God. Just the proc...
- No dramas. - No dramas. - I got ya. Betty Blue standing by. Bring enough power to bear... and one may succeed without violence. French vehicles incoming. They take up blocking positions at the corner. Positions at the gate. In two, LeClerq walks on up... and bids the fortress surrender. LeClerq, you may need this. Oh...
- Caught a ricochet in his leg. Assault.! Assault.! Assault.! Let's go.! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, get in there now.! Go.! What are you doing? You're letting him get away.! My mission, my call. - We're quitting? Why? - We have civilian casualties. Look, you took a simple arrest and turned it into a firestorm. I...
I asked again. She bolted from the table and locked herself- You cut your hair off because you didn't want to finish your sandwich? Leave me alone. Why would she do something like this? I think she found this. Little froggy took us to the cleaners. I must be getting old. Okay. I'm Dragovich. What do I do now? - You r...
- En route where? Outside the city. He takes the route away from the U.N. enclave. Exactly. Now, when do I run? - ASAP. - And when is that? I asked, when is ASAP? Today? This evening? Under the cover of darkness? - No, all too soon. - Sooner's not better than later? You got an escape plan on the shelf, you gotta dust...
Is she shacking up? No. You tell me she's coming to the aid of an abused wife. Is that what you said? - I was trying to protect you. - Is that what you said? - Because in my youth, we called that a lie. - I was trying to- You go on about honor and faith and how a good military wife acts. You sleep with the colonel, a...
It's a thrill he loves, Tiffy. He is not gonna sacrifice his career for you. He just showed you that, because I believe he just got married. Officer sleeps with an N.C.O.'s wife, army'd kick him out. Sleeps with the wife of a man in his covert command... the law of the pack is they kill him. I'm begging you not to tell...
It's coming down. You called it, boss. They're rolling. He's almost on top of you. Hey, boss. Ribbit. That's all for today, friend. All for today. We have everything under control. Have your men reorient their weapons. Thank you, Sergeant Blane. Now hand over the prisoners. These men are in the custody of the United N...
And I believe these are yours, Mrs. Gerhardt. Hmm. Dragovich has not escaped. I would hardly call it an escape. To avoid violence, we have fixed him in place. He has no escape. I'm sure he will surrender... - when- - I'm gonna knit me a little comforter that says... "I got shot trusting the frogs. " Eh, you just got h...
- Not now. - No. Colonel- - No, I can't see you now. If I could have one moment- just one moment. I know that you are probably on your way to visit the gallant American observer... who was accidentally wounded in your triumphal assault, but- Yes, I'm sorry your man was hurt. Our man was shot, yes. Yes, I'm most sorry...
And that would be worth your career? You bet your French ass. Against two percent of all income. Don't you need to get dressed? - I am dressed. - Uh-huh. - Are you listening to me? - Two percent of income. Two percent of all Blackthorne income. All Blackthorne income- notjust the Middle East. - I understand. - Which me...
But I have listened. I haven't re-upped. And I am, as per your wishes, leaving this unit. That's why I'm leaving the Unit, Tiff. I'm keeping my promise. We'll live a normal life- all of us. I got feelers out to the R.O.T.C. for a job transfer five miles from your folks. Happy birthday. - Oh. - Shh. Just give me 10 minu...
- Best intel puts him in France. Can I bid on this job? You are a lucky man, Colonel. That I am, Mrs. Brown. That I am. - Congratulations, sir. - Oh, thank you, Mack. - Mrs. Gerhardt. - Mrs. Gerhardt. So how you holding, old timer? Top, when I start complaining, you'll be the first one I call. Something for you to see....
To present on our behalf, and to the colonel's lady... one of our necessarily few- as we are nonexistent- battle honors. So bear with me. The French, we note, are absentminded. They'd have lost World War I and II... - if it wasn't for our help. - Hoo-rah.! They lost my respect over the films ofJerry Lewis. And they los...
I - I- You know, only those of us who have lived through it... can tell each other how it feels. Brothers-in-arms. Sisters-in-arms. Sisters-in-arms. Mrs. Tom Ryan. You know, it ain't what it looks like. But it sure as hell is what it is. Men and women of the Unit... Colonel and Mrs. Tom Ryan- Hold on now. Wait. Am I i...
- I will defeat that lock in less than a minute. Wait a second. Wait a second. How long does it take to recite the Ranger creed? - 28 seconds. - 28 seconds. Gentlemen, ladies, I am here to tell you... I'm gonna defeat this lock before you guys can recite the Ranger creed. - One hundred dollars. - Any amount of money ...
- Before us are the liquors of the various- - There's that time... after he made master sergeant, at the party, he propositioned the chaplain's wife... in the church. No, listen to this one. I'll go you one better than that. When Lissy was born... Ron Cheals bet Mack $ 100... that he wouldn't have the guts to break in...
Massugu na reeru ga iya de, ...yamikumo ni kakedashita. Akirame o ketsui ni kaete, ...surihetta kakato hokoru. Michi wa tsuzuku, nishi e higashi e. Hi wa shizundemo. Kirameku namida wa hoshi ni. Kaze ni nori sora o kazaru. Tsukiakari kumo ni togirete mo, ...boku o terasu. Episode 22: The result of a Wish She's almost r...
Shirou and I are the only remaining Masters, ...but Lancer hasn't disappeared. Which means that a Magus out there who didn't start out as a Master is one now. Command seals can only be transplanted by a Master or a Servant. No matter how skilled the Magus, he cannot become a Master by stealing Command seals. So, explai...
I added a little extra to make sure that he won't come back this time! Fiend! You used Gáe BoIg on Shirou! I missed his heart. But he's feeling the curse all the same! No wound inflicted by this spear can ever be healed! I'm so glad that you're the Iast one left, Saber! It hurts... I can't do it. I can't do it. Send u...
In this situation, in which only two Servants are left, I expect that it is nearly complete. The holy grail is waiting to be filled with the blood of a human sacrifice. I will gladly turn over the holy grail if a worthy person should present himself. To that end, Shirou Emiya, ...for starters, I would Iike to hear what...
Embracing the pain and moving on. Isn't that the only way to leave behind those you lost? Just like I've been tied down by their deaths and feel protected by my memories of Kiritsugu, ...I believe that emotions are the key to allowing the people who are alive now to change. No matter how much it hurts, even if you carr...
Yes, I would keep that something hidden in my heart, ...and I would at Ieast see this unfulfilled dream through to its end. I do desire the holy grail. However, I will not kill Shirou. Do you not see, scoundrel? I want Shirou more than I want the grail. If the grail is somethng that will taint me, I do not want it. I ...
I never once told you an outright lie. This is a repeat of ten years ago, isn't it, Saber? Of course, I had been defeated by Kiritsugu, ...so I was unable to witness the final scene. Finding myself in a corner, I touched the holy grail when it appeared. And to think that it wouId have such a result. So the fire was cau...
Just get out of here! Don't think we're friends just 'cause I protected you! This is why I can't stand you weII-bred Knight Kings! Good luck to you. To tell you the truth, I didn't like the idea of things ending this way, either. If you hadn't done something, I would have. You saying that you wanted to let Saber escap...
There was only one way that he could save that child. The healing scabbard of the sacred sword. By implanting it in the child, Kiritsugu saved the boy's fading life. That is the source of your regenerative abilities. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be using your scabbard this way. Don't be. Besides, it made me happy to Iearn o...
Next Time Fate Stay Night... Next time, "The holy grail." Next Time: The holy grail Next time, "The holy grail." Next Time: The holy grail I was wondering if you'd call. Tonight? Yeah, tonight's perfect. Yeah, OK. Peter Rooker, 38 years old. Found 40 minutes ago in an alleyway in Soho. Gunshot wounds to the leg and h...
No. Going again. 360 Charge. 360. Clear! Asystole. That's it. Everyone in agreement? We'll stop resuscitation there. Er, time of death 22.15. Doctor, is there anything else you can tell me? Er, well, I don't think it's the first time he's been shot. This looks like an old bullet wound. And by the scarring, I'd say th...
Anything else? Murder weapon not enough for you? POSSIBLE murder weapon. This is where he fell. Paramedics found him on his back. The entry wound for the first shot was the back of the knee, which suggests... The killer was behind him. OK, we've got the head here, feet there? And Rooker is travelling in this direction ...
I'm going. Get on to Winston, tell him to go round to Rooker's flat and see what he can find. Hey, is that what I think it is? Sorry, mate, that camera's just for show. There's no film, Mr McGuire? No, brewery said they were going to fix it. Exciting night? No more than usual. We cater for real drinkers here, the r...
It's OK. I'm a police officer. My ID...is in my pocket. Will you let me get it? OK? Now... I need you to put the gun down and tell me exactly what happened here. OK? Can you do that? OK. Should've done more to stop her. No, you did the right thing. She had a gun, you didn't. Did you get any sense of who she might be?...
He must've been involved in something pretty deep. Well, here's a theory. Whether she killed Rooker or not, she breaks in and gets a nasty surprise. Yeah, someone else is here. She shoots them. Third party is wounded, but escapes. She stays here. Why? She's looking for something? Probably something difficult to find....
So he was that kind of photographer. Paparazzi? Paparazzo. Paparazzi is plural. If you're trying to make me look stupid... He wasn't exactly in demand. The only entry in his diary this week is a car registration number. Ooh, no, hang on, er, he had a meeting last week with a Melissa Booth. Ooh, isn't she, um, the news...
How did you take the news? With a Valium and a large scotch. You were close then? Once, yes. Very. I just heard the news. All those war zones he came back from and he winds up dead in London. I'm so sorry. Don't. Inspector Lynley, Eddie Price - my husband and my boss. A very hands-off one. Not much choice with her i...
Can I help you? Er, sorry. You are? Michael Wren. I manage this place. I'm Detective Sergeant Havers. I'm investigating the murder of a Mr Peter Rooker. Peter? Yeah, I'm afraid so. Are you sure? Has he been identified? We're sure. Murdered how? He was shot. I heard there was a shooting in an alley off Dean Street...
Some C-list celebrity. Did you buy them? Yes. When did they run? They didn't. I've bought dozens of Peter's pictures over the last ten years and I think I've used them once. It drives Eddie mad, but it's my prerogative. Sounds like charity... or something deeper. Is that what Mr Price really gets mad about? No. Eddi...
At what time? He was here about seven. Is he a member of the club? Unofficially. Through me, if you like. So, he came to speak to you? Yeah. What did you talk about? Nothing. So you had a conversation that consisted of total silence? Nothing significant. Look, he was talking about how he was sick of Melissa Booth's h...
So what was he doing between eight and nine? This is Soho, Sergeant. He could've been doing anything. Like? Well, he was drinking heavily, already. He was off his head on something. Take your pick with Peter. Do you know her? Her name's Nina. How do you know her? She works here. And what's her relationship with Pete...
Cheers. .. Idiots. Mr Price, can I have a word? I've got a car waiting. Call my secretary. She'll book an appointment. Peter Rooker. Did you know him? A little. And his relationship with your wife? Ended years ago. I'm sorry. I meant his professional relationship with your wife. Is that what the dig about his habit ...
I knew it then and I know it now and I was still the luckiest man in the world. Fun, smart AND beautiful. Truth is, I don't think she even loved me the day we got married, but I told her love can grow...and it has. Plus she got to be editor of a national newspaper, of course. She was always honest about her ambition. ...
Well, it fits with him being a paparazzo. Yeah, it must have been handy for Rooker to have a mate who runs a bar for C-listers. It's hard to see why these kind of pictures should lead to him taking a bullet. The leg was extended back at the moment of impact. Rooker was running? So why not shoot him in the back? It's a ...
That would've been far too easy. It's a recommissioned firearm. Nice job, too, apparently. I bet my pay check whoever did this is well-known to the firearms division. Well, I'll get some names and cross-reference it with West End Central. Ballistics say it'd never been fired. Well, that would suggest it's a recent purc...
Looks like they never fell out of love. Yeah, funny she didn't mention it. Isn't it? Shall we hit her with it? No, no, let's keep our powder dry. See if we can find out what else she's not telling us. Sir? Peter Rooker's bank statements. For the last year, there's been a monthly debit of 400 quid going to a letting...
Well, it's small but perfectly formed. Who the hell are you? We were under the impression that Nina lived here alone. She does, officially. I sublet. You know what rents are like in London. I sleep in here. We're investigating the death of Peter Rooker. Did you know him? Yeah, yeah. He's Nina's guardian. He rents ...
Is that what Michael wanted? SHE never said that. Then why was she discussing leaving college at all? Look, if you think in holding something back, you're somehow being loyal to Nina, you're mistaken. She's pregnant. I want an unmarked car parked outside. We've got a trace on Nina's phone, haven't we? We should have. ...
I don't know if I can handle that long term. And you told her that? Is that why she hasn't been here for the past two days? She's not ill with flu, is she? No, I didn't tell her that. She just took off in the middle of the day. Said she wasn't coming back. Look, I've wracked my brain thinking about what I might've sai...
I could arrest you for the things you didn't tell my sergeant. Where is Nina now? I don't know. Where might she be? I'll ask around, talk to the other girls... Thanks. We're already onto that. And what will you do if she does contact you? Well, I'll call you straight away. That's right. You won't try and sort it o...
Fancy a stroll, Winston? Perfect day for it. Maybe this, erm, Peter... Rooker... Rooker. Maybe he was a customer? Then surely you would remember him? I pick up so many people, from actors, musicians, restaurateurs, and on top of that I have my regulars. Like Eddie Price? Yes. Do you talk to Mr Price much when you're ...
What's going on? Nothing. I'm not stupid. I bet you if I opened that bag, I'd find Nina's stuff. Don't tell me. You had Nina's best interests at heart? I did. I DO. Well, so do we. Look, I'm sorry. She sounded so scared. Where was she calling from? I don't know. OK, so you were supposed to meet her here, then what?...
Oh, Orson. Excuse me. Did you lose something? No. I just thought... for you... I don't do that. Why not? I'm a republican. I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights. But, Orson! Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Okay. Oh, no! What, you didn't just crack that veneer...
I'm gonna take a wild swing here. Were you having sex? Sort of. Ms. Van De Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm. No, no, no. I had orgasms before. Mm, how would you describe them? Oh, you know, that warm sensation, that tingling feeling of relief when it's over. -No, no, this was much... -Better? Yes. That's 'cause...
Orson, what is she talking about? Didn't tell you that part, did he? All right, Carolyn, you've made your little scene. You keep your hands off me. Don't let him fool you. Get away from him now while you can. Please leave my house. Fine. Be a fool. Marry him. Just don't be surprised when you go missing, too. I'm sorry...
Previously on Desperate Housewives... I have another child. You're the me who gave me permission, remember? Not to sleep with the woman who's carrying our child! For some, love will wither. - Do I know you? - Orson Hodge, Susan's dentist friend. While others will wait for love... for others, new love will bloom... Tha...
If you don't get back in your cage right now, I'm gonna have to leave you behind. Please! The next day, Carolyn Bigsby stopped by, and like most nosy neighbors, she knew you learned more if you didn't knock. Alma? Are you home? Carolyn? I was just looking for Alma. We had a coffee date this morning. She never showed....
While resisting the urge to strangle the girl's mother. This happened just after Susan Mayer learned Mike Delfino had been badly injured in a hit-and-run accident, and was now in a coma at Fairview memorial hospital. At that same moment, Edie Britt was putting up a "For Sale" sign on the lawn of the house where I once ...
Those are for potential buyers! You withered old mooch. Good luck trying to find one of those! Maybe you'll have an easier time with the apple white house and that rec room in the basement. Get out. Get out! Get out, get out, get out! Edie, uh, do you have a moment? Yes, yes, yes, yes! Yeah! Yeah! Come on! Kayla ready...
No, I am sorry. How much of her crap do I have to put up with? First, it's the little drop-bys. Then she's inviting herself to dinner three times a week! Now she wants to be in our christmas photo? I'm sorry. No, that's not happening! Hey, guys! Don't fight! It's the holidays. Nora... This is just for our family. I w...
Back to the Christmas spirit that I was looking for! Ten seconds! I think this is a little stiff! I have a really fun idea! Where are my crackers? We're out, but I got you a pickle. Pickles and soup? Who eats that? You know, that's all I got. Ever heard of a store? You did not just do that. - I hate pickles. - Pick it...
A...bitch! I can't wait for you to pop out that baby! Because when you do, I am putting you on the first plane back to Shanghai, and you're gonna be on all fours in a rice paddy before the epidural wears off! But you promised to get me apartment in chinatown! So I can work for my friend in restaurant, start a new life....
Oh! That is so adorable! But I don't think I can eat another bite. Well, here, let me take half. What do you say, Bree? Will you marry me? This is a little sudden, isn't it? We've only known each other six months, but I've loved you every minute of it. But if you don't share my feelings... No, no, um... I do. It's just...
Oh, I would love to, but I think I'm in a rush here. I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends for lunch at 01:00. Is it 01:00 yet? Well, you tell me. I notice you're always rushing into the hall to check the time, so I, um... Well, I bought you this. Oh! Wow. Um... I... I... I can't accept this, this is too extravagant! O...
Why did you wanna have lunch? Well, I wanted to invite you to a dinner that Orson and I are having this saturday. So you asked us to a meal to announce another meal? That's so... Bree of you! What's the occasion? Oh, um, no occasion. Just a little get-together! What are you being so coy about? I'm not being coy! She sa...
You wouldn't buy a car without at least taking it for a little test drive! It's not like you've never slept with a guy you weren't married to. True. Uh, I have in the past given myself away too freely. How charming of you to bring that up while I'm announcing my engagement. But I like to think that I have learned from...