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You're not going back to him, are you?
He's my husband, Sean.
You deserve better.
I know.
And the only reason why I haven't been able to get it is because I'm fooling around with his best friend, and I am just as much to blame for my own unhappiness as anybody.
And if
I'm going to get what I deserve, i need to take a... |
Guess you never got around to telling him you're going to be gone to Africa for a month, huh?
Sorry to interrupt.
We really do need to get a "do not disturb"
sign on that door.
You know, nurse Linda's come in a couple of times.
She needs to take your vitals.
That's fine.
I'm through.
You know, maybe you should go f... |
She was a little scared at first.
Thought I was trying to choke her to death or something.
And?
It worked.
It worked.
Probably the greatest orgasm I've ever seen.
I mean...
And how was it when she did you?
Blow your mind or what?
No, no, no.
I'm better at giving than receiving.
Well, it depends what you're receivi... |
Do i?
Yeah.
Well, I'm actually a tigress, and you are a tortoise.
A tortoise?
Mm-hmm.
T'thas exciting.
I've been reading the kama sutra book.
You're not the only creative lover.
Oh.
I like creative, huh?
Why don't you get me off like I got you off?
Well, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Come on.
Mm-mm.
No?
But ... |
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Christian.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh.
Oh!
What are you doing?
What?
You don't come like that with me.
That's... but I'm having an orgasm.
You faked that.
No, I did not.
Yes, you did.
Bullshit.
Filthy old porn trash.
Oh, thanks.
I'm sorry.
This is the only time
I've done it, ok?
I've never done it befor... |
It's peach or blueberry.
I overheard Ryerson on his cell after you 2 worked on that girl the other day.
You're going with him to Africa.
I just want you to know, I think it's really great.
I mean, I do hate you for leaving, but I do understand.
And by the way, when the hell were you going to tell me?
I mean, should ... |
Christian?
Jesus Christ
Christian!
No.
Are you ok?
Are you sure you don't want them to come?
Did you try and kill yourself?
What is it, the choking thing?
Honey, if it is, I don't care.
I'll do it.
I'll do whatever you want.
I'll be a slave, if you want.
I don't want a slave.
I didn't mean it like that.
That's not ... |
I can't that part.
Ok, look.
This is my fault.
It's my fault.
I've been a bad wife, and I've done really bad things.
But I'm so sorry, and
I'll make it up to you.
And i know that you'll love me again.
Can you hear what you're saying?
I'm not good for you.
I'm meant to be alone.
He kicked me out.
That's it.
It's ov... |
Doesn't matter now.
All that matters now is, what are you going to do?
This is your opportunity, Kimber.
Jump.
Take the leap.
Find out who you are without him telling you you're not good enough, pretty enough, smart enough.
Do it before you get too old and you can't.
I'm not like you, Sean.
I don't hate Christian... |
I mean, it's taken a shitload of curbs, but I think I finally got the message.
I'm sorry about that.
It was shitty.
And I don't have an excuse other than I was obsessed with
Christian.
But I don't feel that way.
And you're so good to me, and we're good together, and I just...
I really, in my heart, feel that 2 peop... |
Uh, no.
Not anymore.
He kicked his wife out.
Listen, Curtis,
I was thinking we could author an article together based on this trip.
I have an idea for a new procedure on patients with neurofibromatosis.
Great.
Ok.
Yeah.
Well, we'll talk about it when I see you in a few days.
Ah.
I got to go.
Ok.
Bye.
What?
Kim... |
I don't understand what happened.
She...
She slipped and fell off the boat?
I think she jumped.
Jumped?
Yeah.
Suicide?
Well, but the coast guard is still searching, so they could still find her.
Impossible. 12 hours?
Can't survive in the water that long, you know.
I kicked her out last night.
I told her I wanted her ... |
Blending in.
You have no idea what ir's like always blending in.
You forget who you are.
Eventually, you start to forget who you ever were.
They push you and push you further into the margins.
Treat you like dirt.
Take away your manhood.
Make you small.
Somebody had to do something about it.
I hear you, Hollis.
I rea... |
Move.
this way.
This way.
Keep moving.
This way.
Hey, buddy, we alone yet?
Shut up, I'm-
I take that for "yes. "
'scuse me.
Are you Ken Lydecker?
Yeah.
Well, if you're out here, who's that inside?
Whew.
Where's Lydecker?
Just give it a minute.
You'll figure it out.
I've seen you.
You've been around here.
You're the au... |
No more threats.
Just action.
You just committed suicide for that snake,
That rat.
You realize that?
Okay.
Well, first of all, I don't think you can be both of those things at the same time.
Second, you were a salesman.
You got fired.
Let's not do this like he had you working a chain gang.
He took out eight years of my... |
Enough already.
Are you crazy?
Am I crazy?
I'm assuming that was a rhetorical question.
You don't want to go out like this, do you?
No.
So I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna get as close to Lydecker as I can.
And then I'm gonna finish what I started.
And you can stand there and say whatever you want.
That I'm about to do ... |
Oh.
Whiskey?
It's not whiskey.
It's a 25-year-old bottle of Takagi.
That's $900 a pop.
You know, when I suggested that we can keep transactions quiet by bartering instead of cash,
I assumed you knew that I meant bartering for things of significant value.
That stuff's not easy to come by.
You hold onto it for ten years,... |
Where are you headed?
I'm going to see Peale's got a referral for us.
I can come.
Ha ha.
No.
No, you can't.
No.
See, you can't 'cause the shop's closed.
And it stays closed until you recover.
No discussion.
Thanks for worrying.
But there's nothing to worry about.
It was about a week ago.
I get in the car to go to wor... |
I work for McNamara Engineering.
I run the design team for the Monterey line.
The California Bullet Train.
You're looking at the lady responsible for the most expensive public works project in U.S. history.
The last thing McNamara needs right now is more controversy surrounding the project.
But I'm not here speaking fo... |
Who am I?
You're Tony Graham, my new translator.
Good.
What happened to your old translator?
the company provided one to deal with our Tokyo financiers, but she made too many mistakes so I hired my own.
While we're on the subject,
You are fluent in Japanese, right?
Guess we'll find out, won't we?
Mr. Situ wishes you c... |
Could ever accomplish something like this.
But in three hours, we'll be in L.A.
Nothing will ever be the same again.
And it's all because of you.
So here's to you.
Don't sweat what everybody says about her.
I'm sure you'll enjoy working for her.
What does everybody say about her?
Well, that she's miserable to work for.... |
Even I want to kill you just a little bit right now.
Well, it sounds like she's got enemies.
Line forms the left.
If there aren't at least ten people on this train that want her dead, I'd be amazed.
Listen, see if you can pull the call logs on this phone.
You know what, just out of curiosity, does she know you're on he... |
You the guy who been digging around Soucha's Bank, asking questions, making trouble?
And you're employees of the bank?
You could say that.
Well, I'm-I'm sorry, but your employer's involved with some pretty shady loans with this director's families.
And my friends need to know just how shady if they're gonna make their ... |
I found something here that could be pretty interesting.
It's strange, don't you think, that we both have the same...
Wait a second.
That is my phone.
Okay.
Let me know what you find.
You stole my phone.
Do you know a times reporter named Mark Hoffer?
He covers the project.
He'd call me for a background or a quote.
W... |
What happened?
We need a doctor!
Is there a doctor here?
We need a doctor.
Well, I rigged the door downstairs.
that ought to give us a little bit of warning in case somebody comes looking for you.
This was the plan.
Flush him out.
Get him to commit.
Look at me.
You trust me?
So what do we do now?
Well, he's irritated h... |
No such thing as a coincidence.
Okay, keep digging.
Mark Hoffer was killed this morning.
With a car bomb.
Same explosive as the one used in your car.
Oh, my God.
There has to be some sort of connection here.
Now what is it?
Uh, uh, about a year ago, he wrote a piece exposing corner cutting within the project.
Hoffer go... |
So?
This isn't a trolley car.
If the brakes are squealing, something's wrong.
So much for the flawless train.
It is flawless.
Get down.
Tom.
Let him go.
Let him go.
What the hell is going on back here?
It's all right.
It's all right?
Bill's up there hanging on by a thread.
It's a coin toss whether he makes it to L.A. ... |
What are you doing in my office?
And what the hell are you doing on my computer?
I'm checking out the contents of Mark Hoffer's hard drive.
There's not much here.
It's mostly personal.
Do I want to know how you came about it?
Editor at the paper owes me.
Couple years ago, a gas company hired a guy to hassle him over a ... |
if Tom was right about these emergency brake handles, we might have a problem.
The killer thinks you identified him, right?
He's afraid he's caught so he wants to get off the train.
He pulls one emergency brake.
It doesn't work, so then he pulls them all.
Well, that's what we want.
He's panicking.
He's getting that muc... |
Where's your phone?
A vest?
You wore a vest?
Where's my vest?
I'm your vest.
Where's your phone?
Back there.
What about the intercom?
Don't tell me.
It's not hooked up yet.
How you doing?
Haven't seen you around for a while.
Haven't been looking for you.
Answer for everything.
That's why I stopped finding work for you.... |
Maybe it works for him, but not for somebody like you.
Just making life hard on yourself, my friend.
Companies have secrets.
Husbands hate wives.
Brothers envy brothers.
What'd you just say?
You want me to write it down for you?
No.
I got it.
That's the- shh!
What's the matter with you?
If he hears us, we're gonna be ... |
All right, uh, let's everyone take a breath here.
This train is perfectly safe.
Its brakes are perfectly safe.
Damn it.
Listen to me!
Stephanie, we're only 18 miles out.
Brakes engaged a few minutes ago.
Now look, you disappear, you come back here, you're making a scene, you're getting everybody upset.
Shh.
Shh.
Shut ... |
But there's enough to start digging into who hired him.
Well, look who found the front door.
Still got the call logs from the client's cell phone.
Yeah.
Good.
Read me back the incoming calls from Mark Hoffer.
I don't work for you.
The dates and times, please.
Um, August 20, 53 pm.
April 24, 7:31 pm.
February 25-
What... |
What's that?
Building the damn thing all over again.
Is everyone onboard?
Is everybody here?
Yeah.
Everyone's here.
Hit the brakes.
Down to the last connection here.
Ready?
I thought you said these don't lock.
They don't.
No.
No.
How much time?
About two minutes to the tunnel.
Maybe we could strap ourselves in.
Hope... |
No, no, no, no.
What are you afraid of?
Dying.
It's not gonna happen.
Come on.
This'll be fun.
This isn't gonna work.
I'm open to suggestions.
Here.
Put this on.
Exhale.
Hard.
Can't believe it's over.
It's not exactly over.
Be kind of nice to find out who's behind all this, don't you think?
Well, at least it's over ... |
And once your guy missed with the ice cubes, you figured things might be getting a little bit out of control.
You're afraid that if I caught him, he'd finger you, and everybody on the train would know that you hired him to try to kill your wife.
It was you?
Because of me and Mark?
It was over.
It'd been over for a year... |
Is that true?
And don't you dare count it.
See ya, Chance.
Well, I told him his services were no longer needed.
Why is that funny?
Oh, he'll be back.
Oh.
Hey, listen, um... what do you say you take some time off now.
What are you worried about?
What's so different about now than anything else I've ever done?
And don't ... |
Open up that bag right there.
Whiskey?
It's not whiskey.
Really?
'cause it looks like a bottle of Japanese whiskey to me.
I hired you to protect me from those people.
And your plan is to have a smoke and a drink?
You know, there was a day I would've felt bad opening up a bottle like this.
But I'm learning to live in th... |
I am sorry I'm a little late.
It's about time.
I was about to go inside.
There's a storm coming, and my hip's killing me.
I'm sorry to hear that, sir.
Now, you don't think I'm gonna sit around all day waiting for you when the cold comes, do you?
No, sir.
Be careful with that top step there.
It gives a little.
Here goes... |
When did I become "Les"?
Sorry, uh, Lester...
Mr. Stevens.
Boss, the guy's a screw-up.
It's like he's asking to get canned.
How many days this month?
Hey, Cathy.
Congratulations, girl.
Thanks, Mr. S.
- Four.
- Four?
That's not so bad.
It's only the 12th.
Look, Carl...
I just think there's something there worth saving... |
Promise.
Okay.
But there are a few things you should know. 237, the old man...
Cornelius Perryfield... checks the box every day at the same time.
Good-bye, Walter.
It's one trip out, and if the mail's not there, he'll call and complain.
And the Bakers' dog, 231, he'll take a chunk out of you if you don't...
Go now.
All... |
Yeah, something like that, Mom.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Honey, nobody expects you to be Supermom.
Yeah, well, lucky for that.
Gosh, I just wanted to make a nice meal for my kids before I went back to work, and I...
Sweetheart, you've got enough on your plate.
- Here, let me have these.
Come on.
- Ohh.
Mom, listen, I really appreci... |
Busy, huh?
Have you finished your homework?
It's not due till Friday.
What's your excuse gonna be on Thursday?
I don't know.
I'll think of something.
Nobody likes a smart aleck, Ben.
And your room is a wreck.
Clean it, please.
Oh, and stay home while I'm gone so Granna doesn't have to worry.
Sure thing, Mom.
Like I'... |
- Stomach?
- Good to go.
- That's my boy.
How about your...
- Mom.
I'm good.
Okay, okay.
I gotta go.
Mwah.
Listen, you can call me any time.
You know.
- Yeah, I know.
- Granna will help with the meds, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
Uhh!
Do you even know how much I love you?
I love you... this much.
- That isn't very much.
-... |
You?
Yeah.
Stop it.
I'm not that hungry anyways.
Oh, sweetie.
Please try to eat something.
Okay.
I just don't like to get sick when you're not home.
I know.
I gotta go.
Mwah.
I love you.
I'll see you in the morning.
- I'll be here.
- Okay.
Computers.
That's the third time I've had to reboot this thing.
Heh-heh.
Mm-... |
He's good.
Yeah.
You know, as good as a little boy can be after having brain surgery and 30 treatments of radiation.
But he's home.
For now.
So...
So, what does the doctor say?
The same. "Medulloblastoma is a rare and aggressive brain cancer.
"Don't get your hopes up."
Yeah, like I can control that.
But you know wha... |
He's up here and he's busy!
Now slow.
Make sure you don't get an air bubble in my heart.
Yes, sir.
- Tyler?
What's wrong?
- Tyler, Mom wants to talk to you.
- Aaaaah!
- Tyler!
- Oh!
- Tyler!
Aah!
Tyler!
- Aaaah!
- Tyler!
Oh, for heaven's sake!
That's really not funny.
You're a jerk, man.
Ben!
- I'm sorry, Granna.
- ... |
Oh, fool me once.
Oh, Maddy, I've got to call you back.
Okay.
Call me back.
Hey.
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's okay.
Are you okay?
No.
This whole thing stinks.
Well, I get that.
When I'm struggling with something, it really helps me to pray about it.
Pray?
Yeah.
What are we supposed to pray for, exactly?
Dear God... don't... |
"I know two, and I'm only eight."
We are struggling, Lord.
We're scared, and we need your guidance.
"I learned a new word today.
"Medu...
lloblastoma...
or something.
"My mom says I'll be sick for a while,
"but it'll be okay."
"Why am I sick, God?
"The medicine stinks.
"But I don't have to take my spelling test this w... |
Uhh.
All right.
Oh, and, Jack...
Jimmy Buffett called.
He wants his shirt back.
Ha!
♪ Haunted heart
♪ Tortured soul
♪ I don't know
♪ What it means to be free
♪ I don't know
♪ What it means to be me
♪ Wounded pride
♪ Cuts so deep
♪ I don't know
♪ How to make it all right
♪ I don't know
♪ How to make it through the nigh... |
McDaniels, are you listening to me?
McDaniels?
Sam!
It's about time.
I've been waiting for an hour.
My grandpa told me you were back.
My mom wouldn't let me come over till later.
I figured this was later.
Are you better?
I'm working on it.
Let me look at you.
Hmm.
You don't look so bad.
I'm much better.
I think I'm go... |
Just sitting here...
being awake.
Oh.
Is that a new hat?
- You mean this thing?
- Mm-hm.
Mom.
So, uh...
So, I'm going back to school today.
Right?
You think you're up to it?
- I think so.
- I don't know.
What do you think, Sam?
I think he's ready.
- Way to be stealth, Sam!
- Hi, Miss Maddy.
- Hi, sweetheart.
How ar... |
Ah-ah-ah!
Front door, please.
Sure, Miss Maddy.
Thank you, young lady.
See you on the bus, Ty.
Oh, no.
I've got to check him in, so he'll see you there later.
Scoot!
Oh, come on.
A walking route?
I need a suitable scalp.
And to find it, Dr. frankenheim figures out some skull attributes he wants to emulate.
That's mov... |
Just put the other one there and the other there.
That's our full bottle compared to the empty one.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Laceration test, empty beer bottle into our meat Buster.
Three, two, one-- a successful smash and as with the full bottle, it's immediately obvious damage was done.
I like my fake skin.
It's a nic... |
This is our target.
We have a barrier of milk pack by triangulation of three water barrels.
Why milk?
Because it's going look really cool on high speed when your cannon ball crashes into it.
And speaking of high speed, with the aid of the high speed and this scale here, we're going to be able to catch the velocity of ... |
I think we have a very good chance.
80% at at least.
20% if it explodes.
So, it's time to find out if the bling leather cannon can.
Here we go, designer-inspired cannon, three, two, one
we did it!
We made a leather cannon!
Is reaction says it all.
We've made a leather cannon and it worked.
The test looks to be a succes... |
Ugh!
On this episode of "Mythbusters"...
Adam and Jamie get feisty with a bar-fight fable.
What's the matter, old man?
Been too long since your last bar fight?
...they want to know if an empty beer bottle really does more damage than a full one.
God, that is nasty!
Meanwhile...
You have to massage the leather.
Makes a ... |
Now for something completely gratuitous.
They don't just tell the myths.
They put them to the test.
We're not gonna have to start drinking in the middle of the day again, are we?
Luckily, no.
This is not a myth about getting drunk.
It's a myth about what happens after you've already gotten drunk and gotten yourself in... |
You ready?
You know, before I put this on and take some hits to the head, let's put this on a non-human analogue just to make sure it's safe, see what kind of forces are involved.
... Okay.
He's ready.
I'm ready.
We're ready.
Okay.
Safety-systems check.
Wow.
Uh, that's not what happens in the movies.
Now, it seems like... |
And about 100 G's is the average concussion that we see in the field.
I don't think I'm gonna be wearing that helmet today.
I don't blame you.
The helmet, doing what it was designed to do, was flexing on impact, absorbing energy and making it difficult to break the bottle.
Cue our hard-headed head stunt man with his cr... |
which is very hard to control.
Clearly, moving forward, we're gonna need to remove the variance of the human arm and go with a mechanical solution to solving this problem.
All right, Kari, what do these things have in common?
Okay, creamer, cheese, leather chicken, duct tape, and a steel pipe?
Saturday night at Adam Sa... |
There was a cheese-firing cannon...
A cannon made from duct tape...
And, not to mention, the famous cannon that fired chicken.
So, who better to get to the bottom of this mystery of history?
Did the Swedes and Irish really make a viable and effective cannon from cow skin?
So, my leather man, what's the plan?
Well, we d... |
Look at that.
Perfect.
If this doesn't stop a cannonball,
I don't know what will.
How about a stack of Union soldiers?
Meanwhile, Grant is getting set up to measure what old Bonnie Blue can do.
As you know, on our show we love to use the high-speed camera, 'cause it gives us all these juicy, gorgeous shots of things t... |
Muzzle velocity test.
On your go!
3... 2... 1... clear.
...Ohh!
... Ohh!
Yeah!
Good shot!
That thing split it!
Look at that!
...Ohh!
Bull's-eye!
... It is!
Nice shot!
So, the whole point of today's experiment was not to find out whether that cannon fires.
We know it does.
The point was to find out how fast a real can... |
I'm about to turn it into a jell-o mold.
Here we go.
There we go...
one gelatin brain mold.
When a concussion occurs and force is delivered to the skull itself, the skull moves relative to the brain.
Brain stays in one place, and the skull moves against it.
That can bruise the brain that's hitting the skull, and it can... |
I'm gonna take these bottles and twhack this pig right in the brain until they shatter.
This arrow right here and the high-speed camera above it will tell me the exact speed at which these bottles shatter, both full and empty.
This is gross science in action in 3, 2, 1.
Awesome!
Gross but awesome.
It's a horror movie, ... |
Roll the hide around a steel form...
Hopefully, this is gonna be strong enough to withstand exploding black powder.
...laminate enough layers to ensure a one-inch-thick barrel with a five-inch diameter...
Is it just me, or does our bad-ass cannon look more like a hot dog?
...tie it off and wait for it to dry.
It's not ... |
Mobile, you say?
Well, with these wheels, they can roll on down to the bomb range...
Charge!
Whoo-hoo!
...where we'll find out whether these mythical cannons, built to spec, could have really worked.
Okay, here we go.
One full-beer-bottle concussion test in 3, 2, 1.
It looks great.
Seems to work.
Except it doesn't.
A ... |
Look at the waves inside the jell-o.
That's what happens in real life.
The full-bottle hit clearly falls into the "not good" category.
Another wasted beer.
Cue the empty-bottle comparison.
Somewhere, kittens are crying.
What do you think is gonna happen, buddy?
Really?
No, I never saw it that way before.
Okay.
...You r... |
But they're not done yet.
The additional mass in a full bottle does seem to impart more energy to a target skull when it's broken over it, and that can lead to a concussion, but we're talking about head injury here.
And so that could also be skull fractures.
It could be skin lacerations.
So we're gonna have a close loo... |
Look at that!
It worked!
Or did it?
Now, when we came out here, some of us thought that this was going to shoot off like a cannon, some of us thought it might explode.
It pretty much did both.
Holy crap!
Look at this.
It just completely blew out the back end.
Well...
One-shot wonder.
We actually had the cannonball shoo... |
I'm sure the Swedish didn't get it right the first time.
So as far as a battlefield weapon, the Swedish cannon had superior maneuverability with very good accuracy.
Unfortunately, longevity could be a problem.
And as it turns out, historically, it was.
So, in the context of the parrot-rifle performance benchmark, the l... |
Aah!
Whoa!
Nice!
Aah!
Aah!
Look what happened!
Look where the cannonball is.
It's like two feet in front of it.
Bink!
It was more dangerous to be behind this cannon than in front of the cannon.
Yep, it's pretty clear the Irish cannon failed on all counts.
The back end blew out, and even with modern glue, the barrel u... |
...to calibrate and manufacture a polyurethane plastic that fractures in exactly the same way as a human skull.
Pulled from the pan while pliable, he forms it into shape before it hardens.
We've got the base, and we've got this insert that goes over this cavity.
And when we hit it with a beer bottle like so, if we get ... |
When you're ready.
Empty bottle into skull-fracture rig.
3, 2, 1.
Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1.
Now you've broke it!
That's why we can't have nice things!
Nose fracture.
No fracture on the skull.
The whole purpose of this experiment is to figure out if it's worse to get a full bottle broken over your head or a... |
Made out of 42 layers of leather.
This is gonna get rolled into the cannon.
Charge goes here.
Cannonball goes here.
When we set it off, hopefully it goes like "ba-boom,"
and that like "ba-boing. "
Now I'm working on the breach section.
And what I have done is take the same cowhide, cut it down to 2-inch-wide strips.
I'... |
Either way, it's gonna be cool.
If I'm gonna be testing what happens to someone's scalp when they're hit over the head with a bottle,
I need a suitable scalp analogue.
And to find it, "Dr. Franken-Hyn-Eman"
figures out some scalp attributes he wants to emulate.
That's moving about the same as the skin over my skull.
Po... |
And if it was needed, a further graphic illustration of how dangerous it is to use a bottle as a weapon.
Just put that there, and we'll put the other one there.
And we know that that's our full bottle, and we'll compare it to the empty one.
... Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Laceration test... empty beer bottle into our meat ... |
No difference.
...Well, you know where that leaves this myth.
... Busted.
Totally busted.
Kari, Grant, and Tory are about to find out if leather can be a lethal cannon.
This is our target...
we have a barrier of milk backed by a triangulation of three water barrels.
Why milk?
Well, because it's gonna look really cool o... |
Yep.
...That's it.
... Okay.
Let's do it.
I think we have a very good chance... 80% at least.
The other 20% is "it explodes. "
So, it's time to find out if the bling leather cannon...
Can.
Here we go.
Designer-inspired cannon.
3, 2, 1.
Whoo!
It worked!
100% leather!
We should fire that again!
...And it didn't blow up!
... |
... Wow.
You could drive faster than that cannonball came out of the cannon.
Yeah, but, look, it was entirely made out of leather.
...I think that's awesome.
... That is awesome.
The less-than-lethal muzzle velocity was caused by what is the final nail in the leather-cannon coffin... the delamination of the barrel and ... |
- What's the matter with mine?
The painter said with all the sanding, there's gonna be too much dust.
I didn't want to waste it.
You know what, sarah?
It's such a good idea.
Luc is moving in, so you're giving the whole pla a brand-new coat of paint for a fresh new start.
Yeah, I hope it's not too fresh.
You know, it's... |
No internet, no cell phones.
Luc's convinced she's gonna come home a whole hey. oh, luc, congratulations.
You've got your own set of keys and everything.
Yeah. mm.
I am a pasadenian now.
A pasadenian?
You are a pasadenian, that's for sure.
Sarah?
Mm-hmm.
Narrow lake...
What's going on?
Oh...
Mom, look!
I'm drilling... |
Cooper!
Excuse me.
That is very rude.
Oh, you know what?
I'm just gonna unpack your stuff just over here out of the way.
That's it?
Well, I told him it was rude.
He's 8 years old.
What else do you want me to say to him?
Talk to him.
Okay, cooper, time-out.
Because he said so?
No, because i said so.
That chair, five... |
Thank you.
What did they say?
What they always say, mom.
They need more money to dig deeper.
They'll call me if they find anything.
Ojal's gonna have to sell some more land to pay for this.
I'm hungry.
What do you want...
Peanut butter and jelly, string cheese and grapes?
Sarah, what happened to the time-out?
Well I ... |
Go.
Get out of here.
Scram.
Cha-ching!
Stay out of trouble.
Ahh.
Okay.
Is everything okay with the two of you?
He's an 8-year-old boy, mom.
You've been there.
No.
Luc.
Between you and luc.
Oh!
Yeah.
No, we're fine.
I'm gonna make this work, mom.
I just wish people could be more...
Patient.
Transitions are hard... |
You know, with...
With the big taps.
Well, we...
We talked about that.
It requires a liquor license.
That takes forever.
Okay, fine.
Don't sell booze.
Don't expect our family to show up.
Excuse me.
The point of this is not to feed our family.
The point is to make some money.
Well, when you need a lawyer to draw up ... |
It's a massive, open-ended commitment.
And obviously, he needs your committee to appropriate the funds.
And I wanna catch him cheating.
National security shouldn't make you rich.
I understand.
So I should wait for his call?
Actually, there's a benefit at his club tomorrow...
A tennis tournament.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's m... |
And listen, you concentrate on getting those endorsements 'cause they could really turn this campaign around, right?
Yeah, right.
From your lips...
Oh, robert, I love you.
Love you.
Sorry.
She after an endorsement from hix?
Yeah.
She's gunning for mccarty, too.
She's on her way to sacramento now.
She's worked really... |
I'm just going to check it out.
You want to come?
Uh, no, because I am actually trying to make lasagna.
Wait.
You're cooking?
Yeah.
Jake's wife jessica is a vegetarian.
I figured I'd make something and...
And bring it on over.
Is this them?
Yeah, yeah.
She asked me if I had any pictures to bring over.
Hey, maybe you... |
It would be our house.
Right.
Our house.
bye.
What are you doing here?
This is what unemployed losers do.
They hang out in their mother's kitchens making sandwiches.
You want a turkey and swiss?
There's, like, 4 pounds of meat in here.
I know.
Don't ask.
Make two or three.
Okay.
So how's the big move in going?
Oh, yo... |
You know what goes well with waiting?
Turkey?
Wine!
Are you guys always here?
I know.
It's sad.
Hey, evan.
Come give me a kiss, buddy.
Careful.
He might eat you.
Mwah.
He's got the appetite of a football player.
He's grown.
Hey, beautiful.
Do you want a glass?
No.
I'm gonna wait till the sun goes down.
And bes... |
Kevrah.
Kevrah.
Kevrah.
Kevrah.
Kevrah.
Got him.
Then what happened?
Uh, well, there was so much smoke and sand,
I couldn't see, but I felt this guy grab my leg, so I reached down and picked him up and guess what.
It was my buddy brian.
That's unbelievable.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Look out!
Oh, go left, go left... |
Justin, darling, I love you.
But why are you here?
I need to make soup for a friend, and I was wondering if you could help me.
What, like chicken soup?
You know a hundred doctors.
You're in med school.
Have 'em write a prescription.
I have my hands full today.
She's not sick, mom.
It's jake's widow...
The guy who d... |
All right.
Just let me kill this one more bad guy.
I'll be there in two minutes.
Love you, ma.
I can't bring stragglers, you guys.
It's a private club.
What club?
Altadena tennis club.
Card-carrying members.
Since 1982.
Yeah.
hey.
What, are you two drinking?
It's not even noon.
We're being european.
Yeah.
You're ... |
Oh, kevin.
I can't.
Why not?
I've got cooper for the weekend.
Well, when is the tournament?
Well, it's, uh, tomorrow.
Today is just practice.
Well, that's perfect.
I can take care of cooper today, and tomorrow, he's got a play date.
No, but, mom, I was gonna take him to the play date and stay with him.
He's 8 year... |
Good, good, good.
And then I get to play with kevrah. kevrah.
Well, and luc.
Yeah.
And luc.
It's perfect, isn't it?
mm.
It looks amazing.
I think you should do it.
What?
You mean, like...
Like, put an offer in?
You have the money.
Pull it from ojai and transfer it into your personal account and make an offer.
Mom,... |
It's a really big deal.
It would be your first house.
Ma, we're not buying anything, so maybe we should just make the soup.
Okay, you've chopped that enough.
Put a big handful in the cheesecloth, and then tie it up with this string.
Put it in the soup.
It's an herb bouquet.
And we can take it out before we give it to h... |
Mom, I know how to swim.
I just wanted to do a cannonball.
Listen, if you had hit your head and no one was there, you would've drowned.
And don't even get me started about the whole clothes thing.
oh. hey.
Were you with him?
Yeah, I went to get him a towel.
Luc, you said that you would keep an eye on him while I got c... |
I know, sarah.
I know.
You told me you like to use these games as some kind of babysitter, but, honey, the one he's playing is the most violent game I have ever seen.
That is ridiculous.
He's shooting blue blobs.
You never minded when tommy was playing with "duck hunt."
"duck hunt"?
Besides, it's a lot safer than swi... |
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