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I don't care how Just get the girl out Oh boy! A defenseless girl I love to rescue defenseless girls Yeah, because defenseless rhymes With senseless, now let's get our things where will you be standing, sir? Over there Better more thirty degrees to the left Thirty degrees to the left? Come over here Would you think it...
Help! Please help me The hostage Let me Here Go My buns are smoking see this next trap? The slightest weight Will send arrows shooting out from there Really I'll show you Watch See? Wow! What do we do now? Don't you see the pattern? Yes Well, do you still remember Yes Let's go This is a much more sticky situation He...
Ha, sorry you had to sleep in the living room It's OK Ah Chow Yes, Honey Now what am I going to try eggs with? Oh goodie no more fried egg Not just me Ah Chow is also thinking the same thing I think he did it on purpose Don't listen to him, honey Did I ever complain? You better not OK, what d you want to eat? Ham and f...
You two be careful What does that suspect in Singapore? Have to do with Supt. Chan or us? Nothing Just didn't want Ham and eggs again? Let's have dim sum instead Oh, good! Dim sum! A blood test. What a way to start the Watch it you two This is not a bumper car field What's the matter? Bad mood today? If someone stick...
You want to kiss ass it's your business I'm not your lips Why so quiet? Means everybody's been murdered. Got and dirty Harry cases for us? Yes! C.I.D. The head nurse want you two for inoculation Better get downstairs right away Placing high value on our friendship Can't let you two create a scene downstairs. Right, it'...
No need sir! It looks the same in red. What's your name? Who? Me, sir? It's there someone next to you? No! Look at me when you speak to me. I am looking at you. Look at me this way and don't move your eye. What's your name? You Foo. What? Fool? I'll show how to be one. What's your name? Foo... Foo! Still fool? Sir,...
A doctor said he reconnect it if I can find. It doesn't fit! Sir, the other leg. That's my finger? There one finger too much. Who's is it? Who's missing a finger? It's mine! I can't take it anymore I'm going to the toilet. The toilet is clogged. Someone drop his nose into it. Ah Chow, dinner's ready! "Count your finger...
What are you going to Singapore for? Descort a suspect, Lee Hong, back to Hong Kong How about me? The superintendent has other duties for you. No, I mean I'll miss you. It'll just be several days. By myself in my room, alone and feeling Ok, then I won't go No, no, our responsibilities come first Whoopee! What's the mat...
Yes sir! Wait! Have you two taken the physical or the inoculation Yes, the nurse said I wasn't afraid of pain. He said I was a good boy. Yes, and she said my blood was red, and very fresh. When was this? Last year! I'm talking about this year. Now get going! Yes sir! Sorry! That nurse gives painful shots. Do you have a...
Thanks! Goodbye sir. Bye! We mustn't disclose our true identities. I know. We're supposed to be undercover. A suite, please! Please register first. Who is the room for? All three of us! It's best if the adjacent rooms are empty. We make a lot of noise. She goes wild playing games. Basically, we don't object to game pl...
Look, we are police officers. Yes, I know policemen are virile males. But these two are police officers. But not permissible to check in with an underage girl. We are a reputable hotel. We can't afford a scandal. I told you they wouldn't let us check in. But you wouldn't listen! Miss, are they coercing you? Well, not e...
Give them a suite. Right away! I have to hand it to you. You really came prepared. Enjoy yourself, you deserve it! Come on, we got the key! No. 336. This is mine, bye! Bye! Such a big room! But no bed. Where do I sleep? On the floor! One, Two! Three! Here you try it. I'll close the floor! ROOM SERVICE! Your water, si...
I'm leaving! Doors over there! We can turn this into one room. Right! If we inactivate this door. The killer must come through the other door. Then we'll pounce on him! Get busy. Right! Why are you so mean? He was only hinting for a little tip. Aren't we paying room charges? Yes! Doesn't hotel pay him a salary? Yes! So...
Now what? The, hows the water? Fine! I'll draw your curtains. No need! Are you satisfied with this room? Very! So it's very comfortable? Very comfortable. I'll call you if I need. Are you sure! You're very mean. I can be mean with you two. Now go and watch TV. All done! Good! I wonder if it'll work. Let's try it. You'...
You keep me in the room. Any longer, I'll die of boredom. Dying of boredom is a natural death-your protection. Get out the room and get murdered, it's my responsibility. You're selfish! But your selfishness. It's compensated by your charm, your vitality. There's a "Green Parrot Nite" at the disco Is that right? Yes, le...
I want to get to know you better. Well, if you do, You'll find I'm more than just a sexy female. Well, when do I get the chance? Any time! I like meeting new friends also. Good. I'm at the lounge in the lobby. Why not come down for a drink? Well, I'm busy at the moment. Do try to come down! I'll try, but no promises. ...
Miss, you don't stutter, do you? No, but I've been waiting a long time. Waiting for someone? Yes, for you! Speech normal look seminine Really? Let's not waste time. I turn you on. You turn me on too! Too bad my fiance is going To tum your head into orbit. The killer was here. May is gone How are we going to find her? ...
Everybody take off their masks. First one get prize. Ready. One, two, three! Where's May? Don't see her yet! There she is! Let's go! Out of the way! Open the door! They went this way! May! May are you in here? May! Careful! Freeze! Stop where you are! No tricks! Throw your guns over! No! Show them over! Don't move! No...
Don't shoot! Give us a chance! Say your prayers! Bullets! Bullets! Put down your gun! I got the bullet! Don't move, get up! It's your fault, Otherwise, Chews arm wouldn't be injured. You're getting to sound like Ah Chow. He only got a scratch! I can't move...! try...! I can't do it! I can't move...! try...! I can't mov...
Come in! Doctor! I'm Ah Chews relative. Ng Ah Chow? The policeman? Yes, a policeman. Protector of Hong Kong You guys have a high mortality rate. Just occasional occupational hazards! In Ah Chews case, it's better If he ran into one. That way, at least he can go out as a hero. What do you mean by that? Well, according ...
Are you sure its terminal? Isn't there anything we can do? Help him plan his funeral, and keep him happy. Hope his passing doesn't cost much addiction. He has a wife! Any kids? No! That's tough. A widow without kids. Get a lot less compensation. Why not tell him to go on another honeymoon? Staying here only wastes tax...
What do you know? This type of determination should be encourager. I'm not sure about that, if I had a terminal cancer. I'd rather kill myself! I wouldn't wait around to die! What did the doctor want to see you for? Just casual talk About the weather. And that you're well and can go home. Now I'm well, don't need a doc...
Sit there and watch him. I don't know anymore, I think it must be horrible. Especially cancer, so frightening. One day 70 kg, like me now. Only half as much when death finally comes. And so smelly. Of course! The internal organs rot away. You knew so much about medicine. Also, cancer. Makes a hole here, a hole there! ...
You can go home now. But doctor, I ache all over! That's right! He can't even eat dinner! If you treat me the same way, I'd also say the same thing. Okay, check out! But, doctor, I'm in pain! Doc don't believe him. He's faking. He's just after the nurse. Because his wife is out of town. He's on the prowl You See! Why ...
I'll draw your water for you. No need! Be careful! What's the matter? The door is locked. Security precaution. Keep away burglars. Watch! Open sesame! Not bad! A bit of a mess, though! What's this? Funny mirror! Cloth dryer! Tidying up doesn't mean it's clean! See? An ant! A little insecticide will fix that. Anymore c...
He's taking a bath without closing the door? Fogging up the whole house! I have to keep an eye on you. Relax. You can't get rid of me that easily. Can you call later? What's your relationship to Ah Chow? I can't tell you. What are you two up to? Nothing. Just getting ready to go to bed! Call back later, will you? No n...
No, don't say that! You'll be around for a long time. Anna said she'll take you on vacation. When she comes back. Relax? With her hanging around? Can't even die peacefully! Don't say that. Now go to sleep. Goodnight! Goodnight! I have to help him enjoy his last few months. Any good tours? Oh, no! Ah Chow, you can't d...
I should know. I'm the one moonlighting. Another thing, I want your opinion. Since you are the oldest here. I mean the most experienced. That's right! 30 years in the force. Out lasted four superintendents. First one retired, second one jailed. Third one died, fourth one quit. If you suddenly dropped dead. Such compe...
He asked me to. This weakly "Brotherly loan" scheme is gift. Highest bid on interest gets the loan. I need the loan this week. I bid $48. Let's see. Horsey $5. Don't you need the loan, Horsey? Why do I need a loan? It's off-season for horse-racing. I only expense its cigarettes. Freddie $50. Hey! You said $45 when I ...
$100? How else and I be sure of a sure win? But $100 is a lot of interest! You don't have to pay it! I'll pay it for you! That's different. Hey ... We're friends, aren't we? I have a dig day tonight. Can you lend me the money? Big deal! Ah Chow has a dig day too! You run along. Go enjoy yourself. Leave everything to ...
Any brighter units? Then this is for you bright and breezy. Eat you ice-cream! What kind of decor? Decor? Contemporary! Beautiful surroundings! Can't be too cramped? Right! Won't do if it's too cramped. Well, you can combine two units together. You're bachelor. It should be really enough. What do you know? So you're ...
So that every unit is sound proof. How about pedestrian traffic? We have good security! 24 hours a day! Sounds good! Why are you so excited? You're right. You're one moving. How about her neighbours? Keep to themselves. Who are they? How do you expect him to know? It's best if there are some female neighbor. Might get...
Turn this thing off! So noisy You I'll serve dinner! I ate already. Have some soup then! This is my house. If I want soup, I'll help myself. Why are you so rude? Be quiet! He's right. It's his house. I always share everything with you. But it seems like generosity is one way. But I shouldn't lose your apron without as...
Kids shouldn't meddle. I'm just trying to help. No need. We're OK. You are OK? He's picking on you. But you stand all the time making soup just for him. If I were you, I'd add poison in the soup. Who are you? Cinderella's step-mother? Just mind your own business. But he's bullying you! May I be struck dead if I brea...
Don't die! Let's go back out! Otherwise, he'll suspect! Ah Chow! Who won. Why do you have that on? So I can hear better. What's the matter? Here have some tea! He's sensitive because his dad coughed to die. I'll close the window. Help...! Damn! My gun is inside the room. I'll get mine! Help...! Hold on May, I'm coming...
No, I'm ordering you. I'm not taking your order. Leave him to me! Why pick now to disobey my order? Leave him to me! No. Chop me! Don't chop him, chop me Chop me Chop me Here, chop me! Stop arguing with me. Beethoven! Don't worry about me! Get Bay out of here! Ah Chow! Go to hell! Beethoven! You've killed him. I'll g...
Enough for today. I challenge you to a duel instead. Tomorrow 2:30 at the peak! Please wait, I can't tomorrow, my wife is coming Day after tomorrow! Don't move! You move and I'll shoot! I'm not kidding! Shoot him...! Shoot him? Shoot! Go ahead shoot! No, don't shoot! Stop or I'll shoot! Shoot! don't shoot! Shoot...! Do...
He's coming back tomorrow. You can die tomorrow. Who's dying? Can't guy faint once in a life. Help tidy up! We get Lee Hong to court, Escort May Lo to testify against him. And our job is complete. Where's May Lo? Beethoven and Ah Chow is keeping an eye on her. At your house! He's just a little kid. The phone call what...
But save private matters for home. Is private! Sorry, madam! Are you PC2020, Ng Ah Chow? Yes! I must apologize about the computer error. Really sorry! What computer error? The computer went haywire. And reported you had lung cancer. Actually you don't! What? Is a mistake. You don't have lung cancer. Please sir, please...
Where's the money? 2-weeks southeast-Asia tour. Airfare, hotel, meals, all included. Enjoy yourself! I've helped you applied for a leave! Leave? What am I gonna do? Stay at home. No, take a tour of southeast Asia. It's free! I won a raffle! Southeast Asia? Hawaii would be better. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. ...
Leave it to me! By the way, is the spending money in US dollars? Yes US dollars! Okay, I'll go! It's not $400. it's $4000. Not US dollars is it? How did you guess? Hand over the money. Not so loud! Give me the money and I"ll show you how quiet. If Anna knows about Ah Chow's conditions. She'll surely go on vacation wi...
What are you two up to? Hi, honey! Aloha! Like it. Honey? What is it? Are Hawaiian shirt? Very nice. Give me a hand! Have to finish this tonight. I'll go get my slippers. No reaction yet! Ah Chow! What's the matter, honey. What's all this? Where did you steal this forest from? Doesn't this look like Hawaii? Stroll a...
Ah Chow Won a Baby Formula Drinking Contest. The price is a 2-week Hawaiian Tour for two. Right? Right. After all this years. I don't release how much I miss the taste of milk. I wish I'd joined. I don't know what you're up to. But I don't have the time. The work can wait. But the vacation the vacation can wait. What'...
No right! Better tell Anna the truth. Do I have to? Yes! OK! Anna, can I talk to you? Come inside! It's nothing what are they talking about? Idle talk probably! Idle talk? Why can't they talk here? Maybe is about the birds and the bees He just look a bit serious. I've never seen him like that before. Ah Chow! We're go...
How do you know this not the one? Exactly. If you know all flies look all the same. Why did you bring the germ-infected thing to me. Come in! Sir, Ah Chow is starting his vacation. I'm returning his gun. Put it here! So now what? The computer is out. Damn the computer, what I mean is Sir Am I disrupting? No! Let me go...
No need to strife us! I've arranged for a car to drive May to court. OK, see you when I get back. Don't move or I'll plug you with lead. Ah Chow doesn't look very happy! He probably misses us. Hi! Follow them! Tell them to stop and get in your car. Stop get in my car! No need. You run along! I don't care how you do i...
Careful, buddy! Can't you do something right just once? Maybe next time! Tell the girl to come over. Fast! May, come here! Stop playing around. I'm not coming over! Let's get going. She won't come, I'll go get her! May, drive away fast! Run him down! Watch my legs, will you? Chase after him! Ram him, in his behind. Chr...
No grudges, OK? Did I scramble your brain at first I'm counting to three. Send the girl over. Don't please, after all, we've met before. It was nice of you to drop in the other night. One! No, not one. Don't send May over! I'd rather die! Two! No fair, I wasn't ready Start from one again. You hear him. It's two soon...
Anna, darling! Stay back or he's dead! Ah Chow! Talk to Ah Chow. He is very reckless, acts like he want to die. Maybe he knows he has cancer. And is ready to sacrifice himself. Ah Chow. Take it easy! Just because you have cancer. It's better than being dead. Dust to dust, ashes to ashes. I have nothing to leave you wh...
OK. you said it! Yes stop where you are! I'm talking to my husband, none of your business! Freeze! Let's go! Good going, honey! Are we still going to Hawaii? Ah Chow! Beethoven! I was just playing a joke on you! No harm done, right? Right, no harm done! Let's go! 1,2,3! Take this! Stop. - You, go check over there - G...
You're a stranger in H.K., stay with me. Scared? Let me take it out for you. Don't be scared... You are incurable. Do you have a sound reason for being transferred eleven times... within only one year after you left the cadet? You are like a human football. Did you hear what I said? What? If it's not because we're rel...
I have all the experienced C.l.D. here. Choose one as your partner. No. I can't stand experienced cops. They'll be on my back constantly. Just get me a lazy one. But one not as handsome as I am. That will be hard to find. This one is the worst, How about it? Good morning. Judy, you can go now. No, I want to see you go ...
- You're great. - Let's go. 2993, you can't come and go as you please. Being a model beats being a policeman? Police are respected. Have you heard of models are respected? So I want to be a policeman. I've transferred a top man to assist you. Tell 23838 to come in. When you see him, you may think I'm lying. Oh boy, you...
Photo cards and coca-cola... Now Jazzy Jeff and grand payola. Buddy used to get ahead, it don't matter what's in your head Diamonds rolling, fortune slip, business deals and business trips. I know this world is free... But it still costs too much for me. Italian suit... and new Ferrari. It's tasty work, but don't you f...
Let's all unite. Let's all unite. Let's all unite. Free world! Let us all... let us all... let us all... Let us all unite! Unite! Let's all unite... Soldiers. Soldiers. This one... costs too much for me. This one... costs too much for me. I must break, I must break. I know this world is free... But it still costs too ...
We're at world's end, the chance is slim, the world you know, the one you're in. Aaah... self? I know this world is free, ha ha ha But it still costs too much for me. This world is free. I know this world is free But it still costs too much for me. THE END CARDINAL BELLINI. CARDINAL SANTONI. CARDINAL BELLINI. CARDINAL...
YOUR HOLINESS, TODAY WE HAVE A MEETING WITH MEMBERS OF THE VATICAN BANK, SEVEN GROUPS FOR BLESSINGS, THREE PRIVATE AUDIENCES, A GENERAL AUDIENCE WITH MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY. A FORMAL AUDIENCE WITH THE AMBASSADOR FROM, UH... BRAZIL. YES, BRAZIL. WE HAVE THE ITALIAN SOCCER TEAM. THEY'RE IN THE FINALS OF THE WO...
MYSELF. THE ITALIAN SOCCER TEAM, YOUR HOLINESS. IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI. THANK YOU. AH. IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI. IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI. IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI. HELP HIM. PLEASE HELP MY SON. WHAT'S HIS NAME? PAOLO. HELLO, PAOL...
YOUR HOLINESS... FRANCESCO, CALL ME SOMETHING OTHER THAN "YOUR HOLINESS." EVERYONE ELSE CALLS YOU "YOUR HOLINESS." THEY DON'T ADDRESS ME 50 TIMES A DAY. VERY WELL, YOUR HOLINESS. THANK YOU. [ALARM] OUR NEW SECURITY SYSTEM. IS HIS HOLINESS CARRYING ANY METAL? AH, YES. THE VATICAN BANK IS ATTRACTING TOO FEW DEPOSITORS. W...
IT'S TOO... EXALTED. YOUR MERCIFULNESS? NO. THAT'S TOO SENTIMENTAL. YOUR SUPERBNESS? NO. NO, IT'S GOT TO BE MORE HUMBLE. YOUR HUMBLENESS. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. HE'S THE HOLY FATHER. WHAT SHOULD I CALL HIM? YOUR NOTHING-SPECIALNESS? WILL YOU HAVE LUNCH NOW, YOUR MEDIOCRENESS? UH... SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I'VE READ THE LAYWORK...
ARE THREATENING TO LEAVE THE CHURCH UNLESS THEY CAN BECOME PRIESTS. AND CARDINAL LE CLAIRE SAYS YOUR COMMENTS ON WORLD HUNGER WERE, QUOTE, "NAIVE AND TOO EX--" [VOICES] ♪ ALLELUIA ♪ ♪ ALLELUIA, ALLELU ♪♪ SISTER. WHY ARE YOU CRYING? SHE CANNOT HEAR YOU, FATHER. SHE CAN'T HEAR AT ALL? NO, YOUR HOLINESS. SHE CAME FROM HER...
TO TELL YOU THAT HER VILLAGE HAS NO PRIEST. YOU HITCHHIKED TO ROME TO TELL ME-- YES. FROM MONTEPETRA. IT SAYS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MEDALLION. MONTEPETRA. ALL RIGHT. ISABELLA, I-- I PROMISE. I WILL FIND A PRIEST FOR MONTEPETRA. DON'T WORRY. HE WILL FIND A PRIEST FOR YOUR VILLAGE. SHE SAYS, "THANK YOU," EMINENCE. ISA...
THEIR SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES WITHIN MY COUNTRY. OTHERWISE, I CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR SAFETY. BUT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE. I BELIEVE, ULTIMATELY, WE'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR EACH OTHER. I'LL REMEMBER YOU IN MY PRAYERS. IT'S GETTING CHILLY. IT'S COLD OUT HERE. WELL... IT'S BEEN A HARD YEAR, LEO. BUT YOU SURVIVED IT WELL...
COME AND WATCH THE GAME. ...FOR THE WORLD CUP CHAMPIONSHIP. PEISANO PASSING OFF TO DOBROTTO AS THE OFFENSE SETS PLAY. HERE'S VIZETTI. YEAH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! GO! ALL THE WAY, GO! GO! TO THE LEFT. TO THE LEFT. TIME IS RUNNING OUT. GO! GO! WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT MORE RECENT POPES? POPE PAUL X, RULING FROM 1903 TO...
THE HOLY CITY IS ACTUALLY THE SMALLEST STATE IN THE WORLD. THERE GOES GIVINI ON A BREAKAWAY. COME ON! ...WHO LOOKS INSIDE. A HEADER! HE SCORES! YAY! [HONKS HORN] YOU OLD MAN! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ...AND IT'S ALMOST OVER. SECONDS REMAIN. THE SUSPENSE... DANIELLO PROTECTS THE BALL. [WHISTLE] AAH! ITALY WINS! WE ARE THE B...
ITALY! ITALY! I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE-- LIBRARIES, CHAPELS, EVEN THE BATHROOMS. HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. IT'S TERRIBLE. WHAT DO WE TELL THE CURIA? I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN, WE'VE LOST THE POPE? HOW COULD YOU LOSE THE POPE? YOU SAW HIM LAST NIGHT. HE DIDN'T MAKE CONFESSION. HE WAS TROUBLED. AND HE TALKED ABOUT... ABOUT RESI...
PEOPLE JUST FEED YOU FOR NOTHING! I CAN COME BACK TOMORROW. LISTEN, BUDDY, PAY UP. MAYBE I COULD WASH THE DISHES. YOU CAN GO TO HELL! COMING IN HERE AND TAKING FOOD FROM THE MOUTHS OF HONEST MEN. VATICAN CITY, GOOD EVENING. JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE. [RING] HELLO. YOUR HOLINESS! WHERE ARE YOU? QUICKLY, IT'S HIM. YES. ANYTH...
10,000? DON'T WORRY. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK? I DON'T KNOW. BYE, STEFANO. YOUR HOLINESS! YOUR HOLINESS! DID HE SAY WHEN HE'S COMING BACK? NO. THANK YOU. JUST WALKED OUT? HAS HE GONE MAD? PIUS IX WAS COMPLETELY INSANE. HE WAS ILL, NOT INSANE. HE STEPPED ON A CARDINAL'S HEAD AND PULLED HIM BY HIS ...
I'M NEEDED TO HANDLE THE CURIA. AND I THE PRESS. FATHER... I'M A PRIEST... AND I HAVE A CRISIS. THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DO, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M... I'M SIMPLY FOLLOWING MY OWN DESIRE WHICH COMES FROM MY OWN WEAKNESS... OR... OR IF I'M BEING COMPELLED BY GOD TO DO SOMETHING THAT HE WANTS ME TO DO. AND, ...
THAT'S GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? FINE. JUST FINE. I'LL BE SEEING YOU. [PRAYING IN LATIN] GET AWAY! GET AWAY! I'M SO SORRY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. PLEASE, MONEY! I HAVE NO MONEY. PLEASE, MONEY. MONEY. I HAVE NO MONEY. I'M SORRY. REALLY, I HAVE NO MONEY. MONEY! I HAVE NO MONEY. MONEY, MONEY. ISABELLA. NO. DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. Y...
NO BEARD. HELLO. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. I... CAME... TO SEE YOU... AND YOUR VILLAGE. HUH? IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? AHH, I SEE. DON'T TELL... ANYONE ABOUT ME. IT'S A--SHHH-- SECRET BETWEEN JUST US. YES? I HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP IN THE VILLAGE. DO YOU KNOW... SOME... YES. ALL RIGHT. NOT YOUR SISTER, NO? YES. EXCUSE THE DUST, BUT BU...
AND, UH... HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE VILLAGE? I, UH... WALKED UP THE HILL. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN EPIDEMIC. OH. AND? WHAT? SORRY. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? YOUR NAME. I SHOULD HAVE IT WRITTEN ON MY MEDALLION. WELL, WHAT IS IT? IT'S A CROSS. NO. I MEAN YOUR NAME. FRANCESCO. Y...
WE WON'T NEED YOU TO SERVE NOW. THANK YOU. AND PLEASE, SHUT THE DOOR. WHAT'S HE HAVING TODAY? CALF'S LIVER. OH, NO. ALWAYS HAS IT ON WEDNESDAY. I CAN'T STAND CALF'S LIVER. MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ARE NOT THE POPE. [DOG BARKS] HEY! HEY! WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? HEY! HEY, PUT THIS DOWN! HEY... AAAH. WHO IS THERE? WHAT...
BUT THEY WILL NEVER CATCH GIULIANO. ARE THESE YOUR BOYS? YES. NOT VERY MANY. I HAVE MORE. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. REAL GOLD. YES. WHY DON'T YOU CARE THAT I TOOK IT? ALL RIGHT, THEN. DON'T TAKE IT. MAYBE HE'S A PRIEST. NO. A PRIEST WOULD BE TELLING US WE GO TO HELL FOR THIS. IF I WERE YOU, I'D LEAVE MONTEPETRA. IT'S ...
YOU KNOW ABOUT DONKEYS? I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EPIDEMIC. OH? YES, FROM ONE OF THE DEAD, AS A MATTER OF FACT. THERE WAS A REAL ONE HERE THREE YEARS AGO. THE HEALTH MINISTRY CAME IN AND QUARANTINED THE TOWN, AND THEN THEY BROUGHT IN FOOD. THE MEN LIKED IT SO MUCH, THEY DECIDED TO DO IT AGAIN. HOW DO THEY GET THE MARK...
WHERE ARE YOU? I'M IN A SMALL VILLAGE IN THE SOUTH. HE'S IN THE SOUTH. WHEREABOUTS? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YES, I'M FINE. I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED FROM WORKING. WORK? YOU GOT A JOB? WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A JOB. I SORT RAGS WITH THE VILLAGERS. HE'S SORTING RAGS. RAGS? YOUR HOLINESS, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, CAN'T THESE PEOPLE ...
I HAVE COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN YOU. YES, YOUR HOLINESS. BYE-BYE, STEFANO. GOOD-BYE, YOUR HOLINESS. HE HAS COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN US. THAT DOESN'T HELP, DOES IT? JUST PRAY. WELL... HERE I AM IN MONTEPETRA. I CAN SEE WHY YOU WANTED SOMEBODY TO COME. I FEEL RATHER INADEQUATE, TO TELL THE TRUTH, BECAUSE THERE IS RATHER A LO...
THERE'S NO SUCH PERSON. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AQUEDUCT? EARTHQUAKE. HALF THE VILLAGE WENT WITH IT. WHY WAS IT NEVER REBUILT? FOR THAT YOU NEED THE MONEY... AND THE WILL. THE MONEY WAS TAKEN BY THE PRIESTS. AND THE WILL BY... BY WHO? DARWIN. HEY! OUCH! I COULD DO WITH YOUR HELP. WHY SHOULD I BREAK MY BACK FOR NOTHING WHE...
YOU'RE THE POPE. YES. AND YOU HAVE EXACTLY YOUR IDEA OF WHAT THE POPE IS, BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO REALIZE A POPE CAN BE ANYTHING, EVEN A TRAMP WHO COMES TO A DESERTED VILLAGE TO HELP NEGLECTED PEOPLE. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECT THE POPE TO BE. IN WHATEVER WAY, THE PRACTICE IS THE SAME-- HMM? TO INTERFERE ...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE NET? COME ON. GET OUT. UH-OH. WE BETTER GO. I ALREADY SOLD YOUR STINKING CROSS. IT WASN'T EVEN REAL GOLD. YOU WERE TAKEN FOR A RIDE. I DIDN'T COME ABOUT THE CROSS. YOU DO ANYTHING TO ME, MY MEN WILL KILL YOU LIKE A DOG. IT'S A TERRIFYING PROSPECT. NOT THOSE GUYS. THEY'RE WORTHLESS. SOME OTHER...
I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF STUFF. BUT I WOULD TEACH YOU. I THINK YOU COULD BE GOOD AT IT. YOU CAN EXECUTE ME RIGHT HERE! I'M NOT GONNA DO NO DIGGING! BUT, GIULIANO, YOU OWE ME A FAVOR. WHAT FAVOR? I DIDN'T TURN YOU IN FOR TAKING THE CROSS. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SHOW UP? I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. I DIDN'T GI...
HE SENT US. HE SAID TWO WERE BETTER THAN ONE. THAT WASN'T THE AGREEMENT. OK, I'LL GO TELL HIM. AFTER YOU WORK, HUH? HEY, THIS MEAN TROUBLE. [KNOCK ON DOOR] I NEED TO CLEAN. DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? THAT'S ALRIGHT. MAY I COME IN? OH, YES. THANK YOU. I CAN'T DO IT. YES, YOU CAN. THAT BALD GUY THERE. GO ON. I'M NOT GOING ...
HEY, MY WALLET! STOP, THIEF! HEY! WHERE'S THE WALLET? WHERE'S THE WALLET? THERE WAS NO MONEY IN THE WALLET. STOP IT! LEAVE HIM ALONE! THERE WAS NO MONEY! DON'T LIE! DON'T LIE! THERE'S NO MONEY! STOP HITTING ME! WHERE'S THE MONEY? LEAVE HIM ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! WHERE'S THE WALLET? THERE WAS NO MONEY. AH! YOU'VE CAUSE...
YOU ALL RIGHT? YES, I THINK SO. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE ALL RIGHT? HE PUNCHED ME FIVE TIMES, HE KICKED ME SOME TIMES. I'M NOT JOKING. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? LET ME SEE. WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY, UH... WHY DO YOU STAY IN MONTEPETRA? THIS IS MY HOME. DID YOU EVER LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE? YES. WHERE? NAPLES. I WENT T...
I SHOULDN'T PRY. NO, I MEAN, I JUST... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED? WE DIDN'T HAVE MONEY TO EAT OR COME HOME. DID YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO LIVE? I FOUND A PLACE, YES. THERE WAS THIS MAN WHO SAID HE HAD A PLACE, BUT... OW! SORRY. WHAT? WELL... THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE. THE AQUEDUCT'S BURNING! OH, LOOK. ...
IF YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN! WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS? THIS IS CIOLINO'S VILLAGE. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU HERE. I'LL BUILD IT AGAIN. THEY'LL BURN IT AGAIN. I'LL BUILD IT AGAIN. WHEN THEY COME BACK, I'LL BE HERE. I'M SORRY I WOKE YOU. AH, LUCIA. I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. OH, LUCIA. LUCIA. I... I WANT-- NO. NO. NO. I HAVE...
MMM, LUCIA. DON'T BE SORRY. I'LL SAY GOOD NIGHT NOW. I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. MAY GOD BLESS YOU, LUCIA. I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU COULD USE SOME SUPPLIES IF YOU'RE STAYING DOWN AT THE AQUEDUCT. OH. SO I PUT THEM ON TO PREPARE. THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. THANK YOU. THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF. I'LL HELP YOU, UNLESS IT WOULD ...
SO, GIULIANO, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN GETTING BOYS. IT'S PITIFUL FOR A MAN WORKING WITH LITTLE GIRLS. YOU WANT EVERYBODY LAUGHING? THEY'RE ALREADY LAUGHING. YOU HAD ENOUGH LAUGHING. IT DOESN'T MATTER. WHERE DID YOU GET THESE BOYS? I GOT FRANCO HIS FIRST WOMAN, I GOT FABIO OUT OF TROUBLE, AND I BEAT UP A GUY FOR ...
[RING] [RING] HELLO. HELLO, STEFANO. YOUR HOLINESS. YOUR HOLINESS, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK? NO, NO, NOT YET. CALLED TO TELL YOU THAT I COULD BE HERE FOR SOME TIME. LONGER THAN TWO WEEKS? STEFANO, LISTEN CAREFULLY. I'M HELPING THE VILLAGE TO REBUILD THE IRRIGATION SYSTEM. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? NO, STEFAN, I DON'T, B...
SO WHY DO YOU WORK FOR THIS GUY? I LOST A BET WITH HIM. HE'S NOT EVEN FROM HERE. WHY BE HONEST WITH HIM? I'M AN HONORABLE MAN. DON'T GET WISE WITH ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU WERE NOTHING WHEN I FOUND YOU. YOU GO ON WORKING FOR HIM, I'M GOING TO CUT YOU OFF. YOU UNDERSTAND? NO MORE PRETTY GIRLS OR FANCY SUITS. WORK FOR SL...
MANDARIN DUCKS, BANTAM PHANTOMS. BANTAM PHANTOMS. YEAH. COME FESTIVAL TIME, I SELL THEM TO ALL THE TOWNS. BUT THAT'S NOTHING. HOW'S THIS? WONDERFUL. I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MONTEPETRA WITH A TV. AH, YOU HAVE ELECTRICITY HERE. NOPE. IT MUST BE RATHER DIFFICULT TO WATCH. YEAH, SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES. IT'S A CONFESSIONAL FROM T...
SO HE DROPPED ME OFF THERE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER? SHE DIED WHEN I WAS BORN. AH. SOME OF US, YOU KNOW, ARE SLEEPING OUT BY THE WATER WHEEL, AND WE COULD DO WITH SOME NEW CONVERSATION OUT THERE. WHY DON'T YOU COME AND STAY THERE FOR A FEW NIGHTS? YEAH, MAYBE. WHATEVER YOU THINK. SEE HOW WELL YOUR BOYS ARE DOING? ...
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? YEAH. BRING IT DOWN. CIOLINO. CIOLINO. SHUT UP, STUPID. YOU'LL WAKE THEM. THEY'RE HERE! THEY TRIPPED THE WIRE! EVERYBODY UP. COME ON. AH HA! GET OUT! I REPEAT, HIS CONDITION IS NOT SERIOUS. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CAUSE FOR ALARM. I'LL CONTINUE TO MAKE HIS HOLINESS' ANNOUNCEMENTS UNTIL SUCH TIME...
THEY TOOK DOWN THE ROADBLOCK! THEY TOOK DOWN THE ROADBLOCK! NO MORE FREE FOOD! IT'S OVER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY TOOK DOWN THE ROADBLOCK. SOMEBODY TALKED. WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU STAY OUT OF THIS. YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY. ALL OF YOU, GET DOWN! WHY SHOULD THEY GET DOWN? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BURN ...
GIULIANO! NO, DON'T DO IT! COME BACK HERE! AAH! GIULIANO! OH, MY GOD! GET HELP! I KNOW... I KNOW THAT I SHOULD PRAY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD. BUT I NEVER HAD TO FACE BEFORE THE DEATH OF SOMEONE THAT I LOVED. IT IS VERY HARD. IT'S VERY HARD. WHAT ABOUT STEFAN VII? HE ORDERED THE BODY OF HIS PREDECESSOR FORMOSUS TO BE EXHUMED...
YOU FORGOT TO KNEEL. [KNOCK ON DOOR] SECRETARY OF STATE CARDINAL MORANTE. PLEASE OPEN. REST WELL, HOLINESS. I'LL SEE TO IT YOU WON'T BE DISTURBED. WE MUST SEE HIS HOLINESS. HE CANNOT BE DISTURBED. THIS THING CANNOT WAIT. BUT HE'S JUST FALLEN ASLEEP. WELL, WHEN HE WAKE UP, CALL US. WHEN DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE? IT COULD...
WASN'T HE? YES. HMM. WELL, HE'S THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO TURN YOUR WATER WHEEL. OH, I THREW AWAY MY SPECS. AH! IT'S WONDERFUL. UH-HUH. IT'S WONDERFUL. WHO ARE YOU, ABALARDI? I WAS FIRED. FROM THE CHURCH? BY GOD. YOU'RE A PRIEST. YES. WERE YOU FIRED, OR DID YOU RESIGN? WHY? I FELT BETRAYED BY GOD. AND I SAW YOU APPROACH...
YOU'LL DO IT. HUH? YES. YEAH. [BELLS RINGING] ♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪ ♪ ALLELUIA ♪ ♪ ALLELUIA ♪ ♪ ALLELUIA, ALLELU... ♪♪ WE'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH, MONSIGNOR GHEZZI. WE DEMAND TO SEE HIS HOLINESS, IF HE'S IN HERE. YES, BUT WAIT. I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE IN THERE. AS THE SENIOR MEMBER...
THANK YOU FOR CALLING IN. THANK YOU. VIVA IL PAPA! VIVA IL PAPA! VIVA IL PAPA! VIVA IL PAPA! VIVA IL PAPA! VIVA IL PAPA! CHILDREN OF GOD, I WELCOME YOU HERE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EASTER SUNDAY. I'M MORE HAPPY THAN I CAN EXPRESS THAT I CAN SPEND IT WITH YOU. I MUST THANK ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE WRITTEN LETTERS OF SYMPATHY AND S...
WHO LIVED IN A LARGE CASTLE WITH THICK WALLS, HE BECAME INCREASINGLY DEPRESSED AND ALONE, UNABLE TO SEE OR KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO LOOKED TO HIM FOR GUIDANCE. Mother? ! Mother! Mommy? Mommy? Mother? Christine? Didn't you hear me knocking? Hello, christine. Hello, mother. It's been a long time. Six years. Yeah. You're all...