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area stand-up comedian questions the deal with drive-thru windows
dozens of glowing exit signs mercilessly taunt multiplex employee
perfect response to heckler somewhere in prop comedian's trunk
gop prays for ossoff lossoff
trevor noah says the scary truth about trump's rumored love child
israeli pm debuts new road map for continued strife
"after careful thought, teen applies to college where family donated building"
historical archives: last month's weather
the importance of trying
"michigan state took too long with sexual assault cases, federal investigation finds"
corporation wants media company making branded entertainment to just have fun with it
radiator saving single loudest clank for 3:32 a.m.
i'm the same person - being gay and loving god
senators challenge trump administration over twitter witch hunt
watch live: actor jeremy piven dishes on pbs' 'mr. selfridge'
frustrated obama writes letter to his congressman about need for gun control
historical reenactor gets medieval on a drone buzzing overhead
constituents shout down republican when she ducks a question about obamacare
see miley cyrus freak out over a surprise phone call from hilary duff
it aint over...till it's over!
spy drone struggling to assimilate back into civilian life
top black staffers leave the republican national committee
"ukraine: russia has massed 45,000 troops on joint border"
what happens after you crack the glass ceiling
webster's reluctantly adds 'melty' to english lexicon
"more than 5,600 boat migrants rescued off north africa in just the past 3 days"
senate dems want to know more as trump nominees cash out at their old jobs
travis kalanick takes leaves of absence from post as uber ceo
housefly drops everything to go stand on watermelon slice
"kushner: 'i did not collude, but i pretty much have to say that, right?'"
top 5 bagel spots in nyc
citizens ask: how many guns do we need?
suspicious new wikileaks document dump exposes how awesome and trustworthy u.s. government is
here's carrie fisher in 'one of the most entertaining interviews ever'
house republicans are trying to tell the senate what to do with its filibuster
80 percent of female restaurant workers say they've been harassed by customers
walkable cities are both richer and smarter
awestruck video-game fan describes brush with playstation 2
whatsapp to phase out subscription fees
north korean prisoners temporarily put into american detention camp to help ease shock of return
area priest to get out of priesthood as soon as parents die
florida atheist sets up anti-trump festivus pole at city's christmas display
man unwilling to skydive blasted for contradicting previous 'up for whatever' stance
"graduates, take your time"
emergency crew rushes to pull child out of football huddle
tae kwon do instructor gets little thrill out of pairing off completely mismatched 8-year-olds
miss north dakota cara mund is crowned state's first-ever miss america
nation's homophobic bigots pack it in
number of sanctuary congregations doubles since trump's election
rex tillerson travels to turkey to be honored by the oil industry
a letter to my teenage daughter
"time's up, men: more than 300 women file for house races"
everyone in town hall debate audience has spouse who lost health insurance and is dying of cancer
new plastic surgery technique makes 40-year-old women look like really-weird-looking 38-year-olds
"byblos brims with culture, history and life"
the very best part of an internet-free family vacation
unlikely team of allies unite to take on airport gate agent
walgreens manager certain dead father would have been proud of crest toothpaste display
how a group of outcast teen boys taught me the value of youth sports
the white house's 'week of inclusion' can't undo all these exclusionary trump policies
new law to forgive student debt for college graduates once all their dreams shattered
"bernie sanders draws more than 20,000 people at boston rally"
why terrible news really might keep you up at night
man not himself until he has so much coffee he feels like he's going to die
6 tips to boost your career
background checks for gun sales hit record high on black friday
election night orgy shifts positions so everyone can see results come in
report: overseas sweatshops hurting u.s. sweatshops
5-million-car pileup kills dallas-fort worth
no african citizens could attend a summit on african trade after visas denied
cop crashed cruiser into ditch after this owl attacked his head
shy ex-citigroup executive struggling to fit in with popular clique of ex–goldman sachs executives at white house
local radio station has got some doobie brothers coming up for you
john dowd resigns as trump's lead lawyer in russia probe
family assistants are the new nannies — and here's why we're absolutely on board
little pussy has to take phone call in other room
mischa barton joins 'dancing with the stars'
classical live: a gift to new music fans
kavanaugh nomination falters after washington post publishes shocking editorial claiming he forgot daughter's piano recital
what it's like to be suddenly poor and homeless at 70
parents chart child's width on kitchen wall
nra's dana loesch: 'many in legacy media love mass shootings'
republican wants gun control for federal officials
doctor of man who contracted hiv on prep discusses his findings and what they mean
mike pence says disney made 'mulan' to promote women in combat
oxford dictionaries' word of the year perfectly sums up life right now
nation's middle class chillingly reappears out of nowhere
little league coach reveals creepy method for breaking in baseball mitt
glaad to honor any mainstream film that gets one thing right about being gay
dysfunctional family statistically average
marco rubio knows exactly what he's doing
thursday's morning email: the republican tax plan's last-minute hurdles
cockatiel can't take a punch
why do americans pursue happiness?
"brother, sister talk on phone to make mom happy"
hillary clinton nabs victory in new mexico primary
"harper lee announces third novel, 'my excellent caretaker deserves my entire fortune'"
trump's moment of truth is coming
spy drone taken out of service after returning with creepy photos of insurgents changing
presence of three round objects triggers juggling reflex in local man
national association advances colored person
"is tpp a ""living"" document?"
man unfortunately sleeps like baby
tide debuts new sour apple detergent pods
i am a male babysitter
"dare to be 100: yes, virginia, wherever"
a mother's personal story about her trans child and public bathrooms
last person to voluntarily write essay dies
amc bob hope retrospective ready to go
congress finally passes bipartisan legislation to address opioid epidemic
kasparov de-rezzed
puking statue will make you feel sick -- but you need to look
new yorkers cower as clinton victory speech reverberates across entire state
dad's number-one fan also number-one tax break
elizabeth warren's pick wins ohio's democratic gubernatorial primary
high school bully ready to unload summer vacation's worth of abuse
this woman serves chicken to homeless.. wearing a funky chicken hat
woman has few enough friends to consider confiding in sister
"report: samantha's new haircut pretty bad, but don't say anything"
non-priest arrested on charges of child molestation
"sony exec's apology following prejudicial emails is just not enough, and here's why"
meet your 2014 hot dog hero
the trailer for netflix's 'the discovery' has jason segel and rooney mara exploring the afterlife
julianne hough lived in pain for years because of endometriosis
man doing karaoke clearly sings this one every time
scientists get first-ever glimpse of elusive mineral
taylor swift wins video of the year for 'bad blood' at 2015 vmas
12 useful gifts every college grad needs
the moment casey gerald realized the importance of doubt
two former press secretaries have some advice for sean spicer
officials warn consumers of counterfeit tickets ahead of solar eclipse
why it's time to stop casually calling people 'schizophrenic' and 'bipolar'
this election year's darwin award goes to the folks behind this political mailer
how i came to follow my passion
kids and high sugar die-ts
why a cutback in oil production is sorely needed
here's how to get republicans to change their minds on the minimum wage
watch: why mirrors flip things sideways but not upside down
new therapist obsessed with old therapist
how to be an effective listener
hope hicks instructed to clean up all the evidence in her office before leaving
why a woman refuses to leave her husband who threatened to kill her
10 motivational phrases to tell yourself today
"cult leader pretty cool, actually"
banks introduce 75-cent surcharge for using word 'bank'
fda to screen all donated blood for the zika virus
powerball officials remove plastic balls from pig urine brine
slug just taking it easy today
open mic host asks audience to keep pathetic smattering of applause going for next performer
here's what science says about the connection between your name and your destiny
closing of state aviary facilities puts hundreds of mentally ill birds on the streets
panicked biden interrupts state of the union to ask if erections can ever be medical emergency
things learned in the first month of having a baby
"scholarship funds for alison parker, adam ward honor slain journalists"
man only has himself to blame for what's in targeted banner ad
this parody perfectly explains how lovely it was to be a woman in 2016
eighth-grader hasn't missed a '69' joke opportunity all year
theresa may's political future in danger after stunning election defeat
tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics
luxury-craving nation confidently squandering income at pre-2008 levels
"ostrich-farm employee 'asking for it,' say witnesses"
north korea fires short-range missile along its coast
mike gravel can't believe his polling numbers neck-and-neck with fucking nobody like wayne messam
"michael bay might secretly be a genius, despite his awful movies"
industrious otters now capitalizing on oil spills
russia renamed 'batshitzania'
"2018 the year it all going to fall into place, delusional sources report"
guy 'just giving you a hard time' truly despises you
spacex reveals all 400 dogs on falcon rocket failed to survive trip
paul ryan quickly runs tweet about texas shooting past wayne lapierre before posting
why these five numbers shouldn't limit your potential
san diego zoo acquires chinese man
female trump supporters just feel more comfortable with gop candidate who's openly horrible to them
singing the methane blues
report: middle class running dangerously low on things to be squeezed out of
"detroit unveils new half-ton, 400 horsepower motown singer"
nissin introduces extra-large drum noodles
"these kids should be in school instead of protesting,' say people so tantalizingly close to getting the point"
unbelted rider in the back could kill someone in the front
when visibility is not enough
john kelly takes responsibility for failing to properly silence victims
"watch tom hardy sing (yes, sing) about a serial killer in this 'london road' scene"
now this is how you rock white-on-white
the ultimate goal in grief: embracing a new life
supreme court steps in to keep louisiana abortion clinics open
nation's moms demand christmas list
kim kardashian's 11 best outfits of 2015
peterson given lifetime channel sentence
dear mr. president: a dispatch from bowling green
sarah palin gave a very un-sarah palin speech at cpac
marvel releases full-sized teaser for 'ant-man' trailer
here are the candidates voters think can actually win in november
more charges on the way in connection with baruch college hazing death
creepy late-night mortgage ad gives insight into true state of economy
exercise briefly considered
miley cyrus' gender-bending performance on 'maya & marty' is pitch perfect
trump says wasteful nea hasn't produced single valuable work since claes oldenburg's 'giant three-way plug'
not even julian assange clear on what's going on with him right now
unsuspecting movie stars follow fake red carpet into back of kidnappers' van
dog with skin condition has a strange past
trump can't simply delete an islamophobic campaign
massage therapist sues marvel comics' stan lee for alleged sexual misconduct
"the 12 colleges with the biggest sweet tooth, 2015 ranking by grubhub"
drunk driver in the zone
helpful man saves woman effort of telling idea to boss herself
watch a comedian mow down every stupid gun rights argument you've ever heard
"report: holy shit, there still 50 minutes left in movie"
grateful for my mom's legacy this mother's day
no one in ballet audience realizes how bad dancers smell
harry potter' tops facebook's '10 books that stayed with you' meme and no one is surprised
why some people may be more likely to become parents
gas-station employee gives 109 9/10ths percent
creating black futures within the present
awkward encounter not awkward at all when masturbated about
missouri bill redefines hot lobbyist-on-lawmaker action as a 'gift'
ex-girlfriend's last electric-bill check remains uncashed in area man's wallet
follow-up tests confirm president trump's 19 other personalities also perfectly healthy
these two men share the beautiful story of how their family was created
an nfl assistant coach's first question for a prospect: are you gay?
disturbing new ad reveals the future of the gop under trump
secret service agent not so secret about being david alan grier fan
kirk douglas rings in the big 100 with birthday bash worthy of a legend
how nice of dr. luke to now let kesha perform at the billboard music awards
royal baby has father's eyes
donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville
universe honors david bowie with emotional starlight vigil
ariel castro failed by system
new study finds only 88% of guitar center customers become famous musicians
apple watch tells us that it is time to get serious about jobs
michael douglas denies masturbating in front of a former employee
time to redefine and de-silo online safety efforts
fighting and airstrikes continue throughout yemen as dialogue remains distant
why asheville needs an equity and inclusion manager
this year's flu season looks like a bad one — and it could be coming early
new documentary reveals secrets behind an exxonmobil disaster
nation delighted as many famous people in same room together
new 'star wars: battlefront' trailer lands -- and it's slicker than a greased-up 3po
nation's women wake up relieved to find selves still in 2012
recovery nonprofits stem the tide while government ignores addiction crisis
where does chicago go after more than 750 homicides?
prescription bottle recommends taking 10 tablets if you really want to fly
single woman has facebook profile picture with sister
"eric trump: my dad isn't racist because he only 'sees 1 color, green'"
"neil gorsuch is neither republican nor democrat, says chief justice roberts"
new demography today magazine targets demographer demographic
watch dirt bikers get a bit too close to nature
visit home referred to as vacation by parents
full-time mom drunk on the job
grossed-out anti-abortion activist has change of heart after seeing picture of fetus for first time
white house quietly retracts entire state of the union address
"everyone uses singular 'they,' whether they realize it or not"
better skills for a new generation
family' pundit makes bizarre and offensive link between robin williams' death and 'ex-gay' therapy
that's what host of 'showtime at the apollo' talking about
the indignant and audacious teacher
my 9/11 walk your talk pilgrimage
catholic church condemns metrosexuality
deporters-in-chief: gop will lose the 2016 election
report:  one in five americans currently holding for the next available representative
flood of cheap afghan heroin to arrive just in time for recession
"republicans humiliate boehner, tee-up next week's national crisis"
shooting suspect released after not breaking any arizona laws
report: u.s. parents' top concern is child dying from something they could be blamed for
naacp calls for more diversity in police lineups
"simple task of going to post office feels like weight of 10,000 boulders"
"taraji, kerry and mary j. redefine squad goals in new apple commercial"
stripper not in phone book
"nbc relocates 'nightly news' to trump tower, for a night"
orlando survivor angel colon takes first steps by himself since tragedy
dog held against will inside skype window
all the cheapest items on wedding registry already purchased
poll: 85% of americans would like to see candidates compete in funny obstacle course
what shale gas revolution means for international energy geopolitics and new world order?
4 must-know facts about clinton wealth
random people keep giving martin o'malley guitars to play
therapist feels bad for dating patient's daughter
32 throwback halloween costumes that totally deserve another run
remainder of ross ice shelf now in smithsonian freezer
area man honored to have name in hat
jessica jones' uses superheroes to expose the terror of domestic abuse
cracking sound alerts man he reaching styrofoam plate's weight limit
testing: enhanced interrogation in the classroom
nervous maid of honor just stringing together random maya angelou quotes
details of dream house getting much less specific with each new place found in price range
kendrick lamar won a pulitzer because 'damn.' is journalism
seattle's space needle blasts off after collecting enough rain for home planet
diphtheria excited about possibility of new outbreak
what motivates a whistleblower?
monkfish wishes monkfish weren't all the rage
new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic
"chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live"
how is natural wine different from the stuff you're drinking?
you know what else makes it hard to read the 2016 race? poll methods
every tomboy's guide to being a modern lady
greenland thinks it looks fat in mercator projection
joe zee talks about the least glamorous part of his job
hands across liechtenstein' raises $30 for liechtenstein charities
third-person limited omniscient narrator blown away by surprise ending
redwood tree completes 300-year plan to lean slightly to left
man wishes there wasn't so much blank room on anniversary card
17 fantastically fun shirts for girls who love stem
recovering alcoholic pissed he hit rock bottom before craft beer boom
"frantic, last-second study finds old-fashioned donut better for you than bavarian cream"
man has mixed feelings about $39 flight
designers opt to stick with last year's fashions
new york attorney general claims assaults were just him role-playing as unaccountable male authority figure
"well-meaning mouse wouldn't really call self a 'pest,' per se"
insatiable water droplet barrels down windowpane consuming everything in its path
new historical drama just 90 minutes of woman holding up petticoats while running through open field
"study: average american tries getting out of 10,000 things each year"
"trump's problems aren't going away: despite conflicting testimony, americans will believe comey has told the truth"
oscars committee announces plan to shorten ceremony to single-millisecond flash of blinding white light
celebrities mourn george michael after news of his death
area woman can't understand concept of suggested donation
"i'm going to hell for laughing at this meme,' says man going to hell for helping little sister get abortion"
of course dick morris might join the trump campaign
tom price says insurers should 'dust off how they did business before obamacare'
investigation of what fell off nightstand postponed until morning
"spotify hit with $1.6 billion lawsuit from publisher representing tom petty, neil young"
land rights for women mean progress for communities
patient's teeth could be fix for common cause of blindness
orca mother carries around dead calf for two weeks as warning to all who would defy her
chris christie neglects new jersey woes while hinting at 2016 presidential run
hunter s. thompson shoots mouth off one last time
¡que vivan los amos de casa!
some genius juxtaposing religious iconography and bodily waste yet again
ad exec doesn't care what proverb actually means
giuliani spotted sleeping on new york city subway
"friends, family waiting for current bout of man's depression to subside before really laying into him"
wild-eyed marco rubio embarks in rowboat to help venezuela coup effort
mike pompeo can't believe senate just expects he'll answer questions without being tortured first
"rest in peace zeus, world's tallest pooch"
hunters need to start talking about guns more
"deceitful woman deviously alters appearance to give illusion of youth, fertility"
desperate dole promises best prom ever
woman relieved soulmate turned out to be in same socioeconomic bracket
"suspect in kim jong nam's murder also sickened by toxic nerve agent, police say"
mom thought nfl's first openly gay player should have been drafted earlier
red stripe buys jamaican team a new bobsled after coach quits
report: most americans now getting their news while peeking out between fingers
bill clinton's welfare reform law is kicking up to 1 million people off food stamps
hall & oates inducted into rock and roll hall of fame (video)
this lesbian is considered a father in indiana (and an amazing one at that)
area teens find once-in-a-lifetime love
trump supporter still sees obama taking his guns when he goes to sleep
this sleep condition is more common than depression
pope francis wearing sweater vestments he got for christmas
small town girl makes good porn
planet earth' pa still trying to get release forms from every bird in serengeti
trial for charleston church shooter dylann roof delayed until january
xavier dolan is on the run in exclusive clip from thriller 'tom at the farm'
loser older brother looked up to
man on horse hates city
dismembered nate silver found in dumpster behind gallup headquarters
obama fills out lukewarm glassdoor review after exiting presidency
here is how senate republicans try to hide the damage of their repeal bill
"trump team is mulling muslim registry and planning border wall, reported adviser says"
"nato launches mission in the aegean sea to end smuggling of migrants, refugees"
l'oréal releases new line of makeup specifically for men to wear when wives not home
freed taliban prisoner thought trump presidency couldn't be real
david bernhardt denies business interests influenced yellowstone's name change to frito lay presents doritos flamin' hot nacho national park
mexico moves closer to extraditing drug lord el chapo to u.s.
exclusive: family of teen shot near ferguson during confrontation with police speaks out
beijing air solidifies
gerrymandering mishap leaves nation without any borders whatsoever
john boehner calls for national guard to deal with illegal immigrants hiding in mexico
dear new mama: you can do this
supermodel's true beauty comes from outside
dogs in asia: doctors not dinner
"the first trailer for 'snowden,' starring joseph gordon-levitt, is practically a résumé"
kimmel brings down the house by giving trump's latest tweet a new ending
obesity-study lab rat's life pretty sweet
haunted hayride makes extra-spooky turn onto interstate
new employee has never known decadent pleasures of old office
world leaders hope singapore summit will lead to north korea becoming normal impoverished country they don't have to think about
supporters aggravated bernie sanders didn't use dnc speech to get voters to act against their own self-interest
the daily show' puts trump supporters through some 'extreme vetting'
turning 65? here's when you should enroll in medicare
smokers at party only ones to make it to fire escape in time
dad can't believe lawn didn't get him anything for father's day
wal-mart executives kind of weirded out by town not putting up any resistance to store opening
today's buddha doodle - how to change your future
marvel shares first look at netflix's 'daredevil'
5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss
queen elizabeth to think mainly about her approaching death throughout olympics ceremony
"georgia ski lift malfunction hurls people into air, injuring 11"
orange workout gear that'll legitimately up your gym game
three good reasons to skip the airport lounge
new dog sick of being compared to old one
11 things you should never say to a single parent
"the first u.s. boxer to fight as a woman, and then as a man"
an unexpected health consequence of the california drought
struggling single mother seriously considering putting baby up for audition
man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops
taylor swift now in long-distance relationship with curiosity rover
mark zuckerberg continues to insist facebook could not possibly have influenced election
espn analyst blames 'liberal media' for 'war on football'
"steve allen: gone, forgotten"
what has becoming a parent done to me?
fierce 'frozen'-themed t-ball team photo goes viral
hawaii becomes the 7th state to legalize medically assisted suicide
stephen colbert rips facebook for restricting fake news after trump win
when one of the world's most 'insider' galleries hosts an 'outsider' art show (nsfw)
ex-cop to stand trial in dashcam beating of unarmed motorist
warm approach of potential new friendship just street canvasser again
bored assistant principal browses through confiscated items
education reform and evidence
will robotics breed a new generation of super professionals?
"a year removed from trump's election, his rise and shortcomings hearken back to the 1960s"
"new york family man latest victim of nation's misguided war on tax evasion, perjury, campaign finance violations"
hampton inn concierge has long working relationship with chili's hostess
holocaust historian can't help imagining what random people would look like behind barbed-wire fence
the clothes you're wearing may have been illegally made by syrian refugees
thewrap sparks change to california law protecting digital media
pope francis canonizes single turkey in annual vatican tradition
"neglect of wife, children results in promotion"
you just have to get to know area jerk
chemistry teacher encouraging students to fuck around with bunsen burners in last-ditch effort to prove science is cool
these brave souls decided to taste pregnant women's bizarre cravings
the religious imagery stitched throughout the 2018 met gala
"et, access hollywood, tmz choppers hovering above scene of gruesome red carpet dress"
report: climate change to force people to double ice cream consumption speed by 2050
lights go on: part xxxxii -- the power of her name
"4-year-old's idea of barbie, ken marriage involves lots of head collisions"
north korea promised to include release of u.s. citizens in meeting with trump: report
congresswoman invites #metoo creator tarana burke to state of the union
islamic state fighter from u.s. reportedly in custody in iraq
"seeing the humanity of ""the other"""
gilmore girls' creator thinks we're all way too focused on rory's love life
gerber: feeding formula to baby helps infant bond with parent corporation
jailed al jazeera journalist released
trevor noah 'fires' michelle wolf from 'the daily show'
what it takes to land a book deal
from student to teacher: the rise of singapore education
send in the clowns.. to the zaatari refugee camp
"well known gresham, or musicians form gresham, or supergroup"
the kind of risks that are really worth taking
hr director reminds employees that any crying done at office must be work-related
praia de iracema is the place you should have been this week
"objection, your honor"
the vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange
area woman will see any movie that takes place between 1743 and 1919
"how to get that $1,000 embroidered dress you've been seeing for under $100"
nra calls for department of education to provide every student with body bag
the onion' wins nobel prize
"kindergartener's account of day at school passionate, incomprehensible"
old friend avoided in hometown convenience store
report: store out of good kind
monday's morning email: the aftermath of the baton rouge shooting that left three officers dead
the rock for president? dwayne johnson now 'seriously considering' a run
poll: 85% of americans would like to see candidates compete in funny obstacle course
"happy valentine's day, weirdo!"
tv shows from your childhood that were super overrated
10 of the funniest boomer tv moments ever
on pilgrimage in india
dnc takes out full-page ad thanking alabama's working-class white voters
"progress on global poverty and disease at risk, gates says"
government report on illiteracy copied straight from encyclopedia
nation to try channeling outrage over gun control into issue that can actually be addressed
"british model freed after being kidnapped to be sold, italian police say"
meet the third party
unemployed bob barker spends morning watching 'price is right'
maybe ridley scott should've read this memoir before replacing spacey with plummer
arthamptons lifetime achievement award: ruth appelhof at the maidstone
why these people of faith are marching for women this weekend
"mom wants to know if you could use grandma's antique, 12-person dining room table in your studio apartment"
tehran. waiting for normality
ted cruz is trying and failing to weasel out of his obamacare duplicity
embattled family member looks to clintons for rescue
met janitors hurrying to remove crucified katy perry from museum lobby
united airlines cracking down on emotional support spouses
romney throws quinceañera for ann in last-minute attempt to get hispanic vote
teen on birthright trip hadn't expected to see so many dead palestinians
media urged not to release names of any more presidential candidates in effort to prevent copycats
donald trump suggests hillary clinton's bodyguards should stop protecting her
unclear if grandma just friends with 81-year-old widowed man
we now know the 4 teams battling for college football's national title
rick scott orders hurricane michael to evacuate from florida
whitey bulger verdict interrupted by ben affleck shouting commands from director's chair in balcony
chrissy teigen casually pays off woman's beauty school tuition
trump boys construct fake melania for lonely father to spend time with
tuesday's morning email: prep school drug kingpins busted
paul ryan grudgingly impressed by angry protester who's matched his running pace for 9 miles
"warm weather finally allows man to get outside, explore new ways to sweat"
channing tatum's pet goat has died
the pta mom and the power couple from hell
north dakota drinks itself to sleep again
"huckabee sanders cuts loose during correspondents' dinner with raucous, carefree frown"
"this 'magic mike xxs' parody won't fix your problems, but damn, it's funny"
man visiting hometown amazed to find all his childhood insecurities still there
piece of shit whom everybody hates assures himself it all in his head
mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them
miranda lambert just got 'engaged' to the most adorable little fan
"netanyahu meets with donald trump, hillary clinton ahead of first debate"
"from 1937 to hillary clinton, how americans have felt about a woman president"
new mit study suggests sonic the hedgehog might be living in computer simulation
tom hanks brags how 'smokin' hot' rita wilson is after 29 years of marriage
five stupendous lies told by buglers for military intervention in syria
bizarre sci-fi novel posits world where natives inhabited america before europeans
restaurateur david chang is launching a new culture-focused media company
bush hopes recession doesn't affect sales of his memoirs
katsuya brentwood and beyond
cinema therapy and robin williams
americans increasingly believe labor unions benefit the economy
trump's labor law enforcer freezes worker-friendly reforms made under obama
my biggest leadership win: the day my life stopped working
star wars' gopro video shows what it's like to be a jedi in battle
area teen smoking like he's been to fucking war or something
donald trump tells religious conservatives he's their guy
"global markets plunge on oil, china fears"
roller coaster designer's artistic vision sullied by fantastic four tie-in
a new joint message from the kremlin and the trump administration
michelle duggar opens up about teenage struggle with bulimia
dad locks into elaborate chess match with lawn mower salesman
47-second clip from 'family ties' season 3 now available on youtube
breathalyzer big hit at cop party
frustrated fcc unable to stop use of word 'friggin''
former refugee fights for her dream to abolish female genital mutilation in somalia
ohio state uses t-shirt blaster to pass out diplomas
trump wakes up covered in dozens of small cuts after being chased through dreams by razor-blade-fingered robert mueller
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year of law school now mandatory for nation's 25-year-olds
trevor noah mocks republican conspiracy theories on russian probe
first-generation immigrant couple still adjusting to life of being featured in son's standup routines
"white house defends jeff sessions leading fbi director search, despite recusal promise"
man playing 'battlefield v' has now spent more of life fighting nazis than grandfather did
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98% of babies manic-depressive
"""the innocents"": a film review"
man to undergo extensive interrogation by coworkers about where he got falafel
mom's facebook post gets real about daily parenting frustrations
unstable man plots to bring guns to schools
rick santorum blames absent dads and broken homes for mass shooters
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arizona high schools to now teach spanish entirely in english
"grandma still swallowing okay, grandpa reports"
plastic surgeon has leathery wife
alcohol-themed bar opens
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coal baron: subsidize coal 'to make sure grandma doesn't die on the operating table'
henry rollins laboriously explains why buying organic is punk rock
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study: american spiritual epiphanies increasingly juice-based
chinese-american professor sues fbi agents after being accused of espionage
make daddy die' whispered into build-a-bear
man allegedly kidnaps girl he met on 'disney fairies' website
area man gets in one last night of sex before breakup
gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant
7 trends that offer a snapshot of american religion today
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"content marketing must evolve to marketing content, or else"
man lived alongside dead father's body for four months
anti-homosexuality sermon suspiciously well-informed
aides advise obama to avoid any mention of america during state of the union speech
tweeters ridicule trump's reason for scrapped uk visit
kendrick lamar and sza sued for allegedly ripping off artist in 'all the stars' video
study finds majority of non-shark-related fears completely unjustified
man cruises by william h. macy's website to check out the latest news
black lawmakers say gop supreme court obstruction is racist
honest wedding website admits there jack shit for guests to do while in town
paul ryan confident american people will warm up to tax plan once they realize life a cruel and meaningless farce
this activist group is giving trump the wall he actually deserves
"the olympic committee awards the 2024 games to macron, not trump"
5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered
pulitzer feeling increasingly out of place in washington post office
ford develops new suv that runs purely on gasoline
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game changer: 4 reasons digital learning thwarts feelings of failure
nfl players buy xbox for 10-year-old boy wearing colin kaepernick jersey
meet the millennial men who love hillary clinton
infant doing everything in her power to save relationship
fashion plate smashed
taylor swift thanks her 'boyfriend adam' during iheartradio music awards speech
dream vacation turns deadly for area houseplant
god sick of new angel's annoying fucking voice
trio of cutups attempts to hide horse from landlord
sullen jeff sessions scrolls through minority incarceration statistics to cheer self up
climate change and children: a call for action
"donald trump is as rich as he says, if you do the accounting wrong"
12 times anna kendrick said exactly what you were thinking
microsoft wants to let you know when the feds are snooping in your email
boyfriend vows to try harder
breaking: friend who just got motorcycle already dead
republicans left wondering if donald trump will kill the party or just maim it
employee's multitasking doesn't include work
facebook outreach tool ignores black lives matter
10 habits of people in the most toxic relationships
why your friend doesn't experience stress the same way you do
how black girls vote is getting young voters to the poll
relationship based on mutual love of woodcrafts
mike pence brings wife up onstage to help demonstrate how much contact appropriate before marriage
how princess diana was honored at the royal wedding
illegal activity moved 32 feet from shore
"knife-throwing, plate-spinning congressman dominates newscasts"
obama's greatest oratory performance
heidi cruz gets a boost in new york from trump 'nastiness' backlash
israeli high-school students hoping suicide bombing postpones exam
cheney clotheslines aide
what i learned about love from my boyfriend's depression
kfc introduces new bird-flu dipping vaccine
here's what science says about the connection between your name and your destiny
kerry volunteer gets some kerry-primary victory sex
only benedict cumberbatch can crack the case in jimmy fallon's mad lib theater
courtroom sketch artist has clear manga influences
man shot dead by oklahoma city cop was deaf (updated)
"rubio lays out new, hardline position on immigration"
this is what's delaying 'big bang theory' season 8
the magical dolphins of slovenia
sudafed introduces new sinus drill for immediate congestion relief
"uber targeted rival lyft drivers with ""hell"" program, report finds"
"a woman as indiana jones? yes, please."
14-year anniversary of 'crash bandicoot' passes by largely unnoticed
liu xiaobo - going to be pretty tough for the chinese government to kill now
russia's power shut off
kim cattrall offers curt response to cynthia nixon's new york governor run
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93% of americans admit they occasionally check behind shower curtain for bad guys
when to fight with a kid and when to just give up
scientists say u.s. may have discovered previously unknown level of not caring about syria
man on vacation suddenly realizes no one feeding his hostages
mara wilson on dealing with mental illness in the public eye
watch lil wayne & drake perform new single during tour opener
man calls trust fund savings
"taylor swift's cover of an earth, wind & fire classic is pissing people off"
middle-aged man in gym locker room puts shirt on before underwear
take yourself to work every day!
the rnc asked tweeters to take a donald trump approval poll. they did so with glee.
kim kardashian wears sheer top in festive christmas eve photo
girlfriend really has mind of its own today
how a high-fat diet may be screwing with your brain
must-see tv shows you can't miss this fall
inclement weather prevents liar from getting to work
scientists warn americans to stay away from that bird
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the most feminist white house in history just made one of its last moves on equal pay
protesters mob north korean officials ahead of olympics closing ceremony
new 'wacky wipers' make driving in the rain fun
marvel won't make a female thor movie 'any time soon'
israel vows to use veto power if chuck hagel confirmed as u.s. secretary of defense
progressive charter school doesn't have students
area man somehow endures harrowing entertainment-free commute
87 killed in violent kerfuffle
russia and syrian rebels doubt ceasefire will last
a simple solution to america's woes: huge raises
"sprint, t-mobile ceos merge into grotesque executive hybrid"
doctor advises man with healthy blood pressure to really fucking let it rip
the case for the school bus as the final tech-free frontier
these parents' classified ad may raise a few eyebrows
disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis
joe walsh wakes up on stage mid-solo again
"putin, erdogan and orban: band of brothers?"
celebrating my independence from drug addiction
congress sends trump legislation for disaster aid and debt limit increase
mall pastry shop takes oscar for best cinnabontography
ana's fate rested with an asylum officer who had just been told to doubt her word
a photo history of south african apartheid 20 years on
stephen colbert introduces the hilarious alter egos of donald trump's cabinet
sheets changed after every breakup
help from pinterest for my daughter's party? not this time
mark-paul gosselaar obviously authored own imdb trivia
do we risk having two-tier access to renewable energy?
magic scott's misdirection: pruitt gives climate science the reality show treatment
"nation curious after discovering mysterious, eccentric benefactor paid off country's debt in full"
13 t-shirt slogans that will inspire anyone in your path
an apology expert analyzes the explanation for melania trump's plagiarism
new don blankenship campaign ad touts jobs created in wake of upper big branch mining disaster
watch pentagon video of the moment the 'mother of all bombs' exploded
report: this not a gun
meek coworker taken down a notch
american crime' creator john ridley tackles sexual assault on campuses
alcohol-themed party a success
florida man gets arrested with 'go directly to jail' shirt
pyramid scheme 'not a pyramid scheme'
bob barker era ushered out with touching plinko montage
how not to look like a tourist in berlin
jil speaks openly about new york's full moon festival
nutter butters 'ruined forever' for nutter butter factory worker
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eden baylee is a stranger at sunset
"scientists create effective ebola vaccine, just a couple years after deadly epidemic"
study: 90% of americans strongly opposed to each other
personals ad omits goiter
deceptively simple resolutions that actually work
new pre-sauced napkins can be thrown away straight from package
brooklyn pizza restaurant gets threats after video links it to 'pizzagate' hoax
a somali refugee's american story
here's why you should never pet a service dog
"10 years after financial crisis, our elites have learned nothing"
thai premier eats entire bucket of chicken to calm bird-flu fears
peru's presidential election shows a narrow lead for kuczynski
kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress
paris attacks suspect salah abdeslam charged in belgium
"teen zebra doesn't give a shit how much you honk, he's not getting out of road"
5 ways to trick your inner critic
"michelle obama, hillary clinton, barbara bush hit d.c. bar scene for first ladies night specials"
what's-his-face fires publicist
new study finds unplanned pregnancies continuing to decline in bruce springsteen lyrics
7 things every homeowner should do before going on vacation
parents of crying child must not be any good
"judge restricts roger stone's travel between fox news, infowars studios while released on bond"
new google project delivers critical info to refugees' smartphones
toddler junkie immediately hooked on looking at trains after first exhilarating high
nurses ignore hospital regulations to grant dying man his final wish
"donald trump thinks roger goodell is 'weak,' 'stupid' and a 'dope'"
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camera falls out of love with melanie griffith
the future is blurry!
doctor informs woman she pregnant as hell
"music lives, live: montreal jazz festival"
dinner theater play reworked to push chicken special
5 books to get you out of your literary comfort zone
here's the hollywood-worthy rio gymnastics story you didn't hear
heartbroken locals hold candlelight vigil for taco bell that burned down
report: guy on bench going to town on meatball sub
michelle obama: my proudest achievement as first lady is my daughters
"chuck e. cheese's announces new lower prices, but the restaurants will be dirtier"
the white house isn't going to respond to petition to arrest donald trump
cdc announces americans should make plans to say goodbye to loved ones
neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer
"ladies, let 1970 cosmo tell you 'things to do with your hands that men like'"
someone made erotic art about trump meeting the pope
tesla unveils the d at event in la
study: human ability to cooperate most strongly exhibited when ordering pizza
"gop officials urge calmer, more reasonable death threats toward kavanaugh accuser"
"nothing ordinary' about multinational chain of pepsico-owned, mexican-themed fast food outlets"
conservative fury falls on ryan
new alternative-fuel suv will deplete world's hydrogen by 2070
lee daniels options jesmyn ward's memoir 'men we reaped'
"russia calls syria gas attack a 'monstrous crime,' but refuses to trust u.s. conclusions"
man planning to rub up against strangers wondering where train is already
teacher hoping students can tell he was once popular
clinton hopes to clinch nomination in california
jaws of death used to stuff woman into burning car
how to overcome the geographic handicap
microsoft is trying to predict the next president
nobel prize awarded to man who helped humans have more fucking babies
"italy, japan advance to g8 finals"
"meanwhile, in the real world"
the peterson farm bros' beef with chipotle (part 4): the definition of ethical behaivor
2018 winter olympics cancelled due to inclement weather
no one able to tell clam just had stroke
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brody jenner throws shade at kimye in 'kuwtk' teaser
pregnant women asked to leave convention hall during ted cruz speech for safety of developing fetuses
mass e-mail only has four recipients
why people say 'you' when talking about themselves
chris pratt is incredibly groot at prank calls
"going against the flow: diana paredes, ceo of suade"
mass grave blasted for lack of diversity
"in less than a year, trump has stripped back workers' ability to unionize"
"j balvin, nicky jam say they changed the notion that reggaetón is misogynist"
literally no one from the white house wants to defend trump on tv right now
local building too wheelchair-friendly
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shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month
sweatshop laborer's child loves her irregular finding nemo sweatshirt
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"huffpost rise morning newsbrief, october 20"
report: everything made in sweatshops
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"yup, there's now an ee cream"
houston woman contracts flesh-eating bacterial infection from harvey floodwaters
"fuck, tampon scented"
de blasio courts iowa voters by winning 'largest candidate' at polk county fair
11 things ultra-productive people do differently
the new colossus of today is white nationalism
cia on torture memo: 'we need to stop writing this stuff down'
apple will probably introduce a new iphone sept. 9
trump's usda pick with ties to russia investigation withdraws nomination
sign off the internet and start reading outside
"barneys pays $525,000 to settle allegations of racial profiling"
"the great fracturer, exceptional smasher, and indispensable fragmenter"
arkansas judge accused of trading sentence reductions for sex
suburbanite saved from certain poisoning by brita filter
study: this descended from wolves
ride mis-pimped
corn lobby tightens the screws
outgoing hhs secretary tommy thompson caught with briefcase full of flu vaccine
"confusing roadside memorial features bicycle, rotary telephone, jug of some kind"
man huffs keyboard spray after crash as cop watches
"matt bomer, zachary quinto and more prep 'boys in the band' for broadway"
amazing original thing to become hated cliché in 6 months
fender releases new hybrid gas-electric guitar
bank teller manages smile with last remaining ounce of strength
nation's fact-checkers confirm they'll probably wrap up evaluating trump's statements by 2050 at latest
mom gets last new hairstyle
new dog digs up old dog
report: antismoking group has never even tried cigarettes
healthcare is confusing part iii: the uninsured and serious illness
candidate: mass fraud during afghan vote
how to grill vegetables
ferguson shop owner 'overwhelmed' by community support after looting
report: double stuf oreos could raise tolerance to stuf
"ride-hailing drivers probably make even less than they think, mit paper finds"
sweatshop laborer's child loves her irregular finding nemo sweatshirt
report: afghan mineral deposits could completely revolutionize nation's system of corruption
cops cleared on corruption charges after implicating decorated police dog
insane marshmallow clouds bubble up in severe storms
scientists theorize sun could support fire-based life
these food-inspired bow ties will make you the 'taco' the town
ali krieger's strategy for taking setbacks in stride
what i learned talking to lgbt people about coming out in ireland
i survived hurricane maria thanks only to the kindness of strangers
friends trying on each other's glasses revel in glorious mayhem of having slightly different prescriptions
the white house's security briefing to ahmed mohamed
"snoop dogg to perform at dnc, courtesy of big pharma"
cancer topples chavez in bloodless coup
harvard's black students pen powerful response to grand jury decisions
trump didn't need a watergate to sink his ratings to nixonian levels
"financial planners suggest spending one evening each week ripping apart walls, floorboards in search for cash"
report: reuben rated top midsize sandwich in its class
disney world forced to euthanize character that attacked visitor
"restaurant teaches former inmates to cook, helps them get back on their feet"
mommy needs a nap
the drag queen world series: everything you need to know!
it's suddenly cold out. am i going to get sick?
false ballistic missile alert sends hawaii into 'complete panic'
students stage anti-trump art protest at gop nominee's alma mater
read the full text of sally yates' letter opposing donald trump's muslim ban
truthful tuesday: the forgetful edition
"sweating, trembling mom still coming down from high of having kids under one roof"
watch: these guys explain 'diet racism'
clif bar introduces new savory clif loaf
lowe's debuts new travel plunger with collapsible handle
patty jenkins is already thinking about a 'wonder woman' sequel
tuesday's morning email: what's next in the bombing investigation
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
pizza hut's new pizza lover's pizza topped with smaller pizzas
want to harm your relationship? here are 2 easy ways!
scott bakula jumps into mccain's body just before election
nuns on the bus' to drive through seven states to greet the pope
damon albarn gets carried off stage in denmark after 5-hour set
teen choice awards honor cory monteith with posthumous surfboard
"on the anniversary of trump's inauguration, the government is shut down"
"historical archives: by many on-lookers and passers-bye, seen to depart out mortal vale in a boothe"
roy moore disgusted by thought of groping breasts of sexually mature woman
jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality
former presidents convene for liver spot summit
"this week in world war i september 12-18, 1914"
"area waitress has one hell of an ass on her, local man will tell you that right now"
shirtless lifeguard investigates paranormal phenomena
depleted bruegger's bagels gift card living out quiet retirement in wallet's fourth row
area man accidentally signs up for aol latino
a life with ocd
deadly suicide blast hits afghan capital
infertile aunt doing it up big at kids table
brendan fraser to star in new pre-movie trivia question
the obamas wrest presidential portraiture from its traditional (white) trappings
bill clinton says 'we are all mixed-race'
department of defense unveils $83 million thing that shoots
queen bun gives birth to thousands of tiny rolls
anatomy of an 'uncoupling'
onion social ceo addresses user privacy concerns by adding new 'are you sure?' prompt to doxing feature
tim kaine stuffs handful of goldfish crackers in ballot scanner
this lesbian is considered a father in indiana (and an amazing one at that)
what the contents of your purse say about you
privileged little artiste writing something oh-so-precious into his moleskine notebook
second saturday staten island art walk
bill kristol: rand paul 'is totally overrated' for 2016
child subjected to elaborate hairdo
the truly uncool thing 'transformers 5' does to anthony hopkins
most incompetent coworker once again shines at office halloween party
"huffpost hill - trump heads to louisiana, will distribute the classiest, absolute best mres"
face of jesus seen on miracle hippie
man who can't get enough mucus enjoying winter season
manufacturers struggle to turn data into insight
#trybeatingmelightly shows pakistani women won't stand for wife-beating bill
"legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city"
time-warner ceo announces plans to merge with secretary
pelosi throws cold water on tax extenders bill as talks run down to the wire
jazz jennings has a message – and a mission
daily meditation: there's nothing wrong with you
100 years of italian beauty' is a bellissima trip back in time
"this great song, bar sources report"
texas governor legalizes previously banned wrestling move
hypochondriac convinced patient has cancer
weird man begins every morning by dousing his naked body in water
christian lgbtq group raises money to help pay for gender-affirming surgeries
he's baaaaack!
pregnant ellie kemper isn't into strangers touching her stomach
women film themselves on a double date and one dude ruins it
"police report: sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count the super brutal ones"
can the u.s. and india create an enduring entente?
comedy cellar holds night for male comedians to workshop sexual harassment apologies
this is what we call extreme biking
delta airlines is showing 'carol' with same-sex kissing edited out
nation's huggers announce plans for you to get over here
chrissy teigen gives the middle finger to her pregnancy critics
man finally comfortable enough around girlfriend to cheat on her
republicans set to lose senate control
report: iran less than 10 years away from 2016
"corporate america's staggering sexism, in 1 chart"
"redditors reimagine a donald trump white house, and it's not pretty"
missing maryland college student who prompted campus closure found dead
report: 98% of battlebots suffer debilitating cpu injuries
will the empire strike back? hopes and fears in the gop establishment.
martin o'malley explains how he'd expand social security as progressives wait on hillary clinton
nevada downpour caused over $1 million in damage
mysterious carving of a woman's face emerges during church restoration
your sunday is open again because these puppies already decided the super bowl
people show their love for the epa with thousands of valentines
church honors 'dearly beloved' prince by putting his lyrics on sign
"little kid dreams the impossible dream, tries to whistle"
one of trump's accusers is bringing a train car full of people to the women's march
michael cohen granted prison work release for new job with trump 2020 campaign
shirtless goofball in flag underwear invades field at world series
america thinks donald trump's debate performance was a catastrophe
parents into new snack now
polls close in britain's bitterly fought eu referendum
nation secretly hoping 9/11 becomes a day off soon
how our allies in asia see the presumptive republican nominee
desperate catholic church now offering sainthood to anyone who regularly attends weekly mass
watch abby wambach say goodbye to soccer in emotional final game
"patricia elliott, tony-winning actress and tv soap star, dead at 77"
happy birthday america
cc sabathia opens up for first time since entering rehab
america's decline in wages can be traced to george w. bush era
americans dislike how the media treats trump -- and how he treats the media
10-year-old first responders rush to bike crash scene to check out tyler's fucked-up leg
impoverished monte carlo family forced to live out of racecar
"a sexist comment is a sexist comment, no matter who says it"
mcdonald's musical ad targets hispanics with princess of bachata
these are a few of the shelters scrambling to offer winter storm refuge
watch live: reproductive rights at forefront on wisconsin primary day
at&t set to announce directv acquisition sunday
john boehner explains why he's suing obama again
library used its 3d printer to make prosthetic hand for girl
bush not heard from for over a month
"emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes"
secretary of transportation worried he's not living up to legacy of claude s. brinegar
clinton already working on follow-up book casting blame for failures of first
man's food poisoning could realistically be traced back to any meal from past week
nation confused after james comey dedicates entire memoir to in-depth retelling of martha stewart insider trading controversy
defiant mitch mcconnell holds merrick garland's severed head aloft in front of capitol building
a guide to how much butter is in your favorite baked goods
senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls
coast guard terror suspect released after cell needed for nonviolent drug user
asian immigrants becoming us citizens at high rate
department of education study finds only 30% of students adequately prepared for spring musical
poignant dying words wasted on dumbshit nephew
paul ryan worried history may judge him harshly for failure to confront tyrannical food stamp abusers
residents say racism accusations don't tell full story of cops who quit after town elected its first black mayor
afghan president ashraf ghani offers to recognize taliban as legitimate political group
realistic day planner only includes first couple weeks after purchase
dolby theatre hunchback stares longingly at beautiful guests from rafters
god announces plans to take a few millennia to focus on storms
two-month freelance gig posted in 'careers' section of company's website
a primer on the press and the white house
eu awards sakharov prize to yazidi women who escaped isis
experts: ebola vaccine at least 50 white people away
dump trumpers think they need just 57 votes to win
old little league trophy stared at
"surprise, surprise: christopher nolan is not a fan of netflix"
mcdonnell-douglas unveils new 'gay-dar'
the first gay president
billy eichner boogied with obama and ellen got all the details
sean hannity defends withholding link to trump's attorney: 'i have a right to privacy'
personal philosophy stolen from martin luther king jr.
new york times' corrects story by admitting they burned venezuela aid convoy
the gift is giving
on the margins of the margins: refugees with intellectual disabilities
man brings visiting parents into office to meet coworkers who can't stand him
every one of man's priorities unrecognizable to grandfather
restoring a sense of decency to our destructive politics
it's time to focus on shared goals
margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?
more mosques receive letter threatening genocide as police close in on suspected author
"in most states, the middle class is now growing — but slowly."
eddie bauer announces new line of brown clothes
jazzfest performer recognizes audience from last year
indian-american child having difficulty finding bicycle license plate with his name on it
new co-op airline offers cheaper fares if you help fly the plane
bobby jindal vows to return america to time when he was rising republican star
report: it time to give up
republicans are voting to give a huge tax cut to many members of congress
"anderson cooper, seth meyers joke they can't help but admire donald trump"
aly raisman is not ok with banning gymnastics leotards to prevent abuse
austin rogers explains the real secrets to his 'jeopardy!' success
jesus christ believed in
what does the administration's decision to rescind daca mean?
china excludes same-sex couples from domestic violence law
dog doesn't realize he just graduated
the christian closet
growing up in scouting's closet
these photos of real kitchen disasters prove we've all been there
the 'million-dollar question' all happy couples ask
unsold google glass units to be donated to assholes in africa
the downside of the boom
ghost plane' wreckage believed to have sunk off jamaica
patriot devin mccourty is not visiting the white house: 'i don't feel accepted'
nostalgic scientists rediscover polio vaccine
trump to nominate nfl team owner as ambassador to britain
ohio state uses t-shirt blaster to pass out diplomas
trump casually informs pence he going to make one or two appearances during speech
parents surprised cruel teen daughter hasn't pushed classmate to breaking point yet
melania trump looks down on husband from gallery with loving grimace
little pussy has to take phone call in other room
cool dentist doesn't give a shit about patients' flossing
"receptionist takes leave of absence citing dehydration, exhaustion"
instagram influencers are all starting to look the same. here's why.
5 ways to enjoy your engagement
13 reasons why': stop telling young women true love will save them
"ted cruz beats back donald trump in two states, shifting race"
trump says he's expanded his proposed muslim ban
american dental association recommends making your gums hurt really bad once a day
russian olympic coach gently breaks news to hulking 200-pound gymnast that she won't be competing in south korea
bill cosby feeling better about retrial now that climate around sexual assault has cooled down
everyone giving up on john after latest movie recommendation
bears run free after 20 years in tiny cages
bob iger offers rupert murdoch one night with mickey mouse in exchange for 21st century fox
bill clinton has unibeam installed in chest
kanye west ice cream week returns to new york
new after-school program aims to keep children off streets for additional 45 minutes
cnn panelists warn north korea situation way too complex for them to discuss intelligently
pastor ripped for posting video of woman in wheelchair towed by truck
burmese python shocked at amount of stress man holding in his neck
"albuquerque shooter on the loose; gunman leaves 1 dead, 3 injured"
trump and xi in mar-a-lago: a tweetless summit would be a win
calls to lgbtq mental health hotlines rise after trump's anti-transgender action
1.21 gigawatts of 'back to the future' trivia
man commits to new tv show just hours after getting out of 7-season series
the real reason trump can't break the gop
leap of faith
"hackers target russian olympic whistleblower, world anti-doping agency says"
slight inconvenience avoided
10 ways ridiculously successful people think differently
motorcyclist salvaged for parts
everything you need to know about food and happiness
"news roundup for august 23, 2017"
"reflections for an uneasy memorial day: obama's mystery achievements, trumping dangerous nonsense"
breaking: still nothing
this site lets parents easily show their kids how to give back
"city officials warn against flushing feminine hygiene products after finding 8-foot-long, 250-pound tampon lurking in sewers"
democrats turn to supreme court to save 'golden week' of early voting
atari releases updated adventure video game
you're tackling your to-do list all wrong -- here's how to get it right
lemur fantasizes about ripping face off next dumbshit who calls it a monkey
heidi klum stops talking trump for 'box of lies' with jimmy fallon
tim scott: every senator should read coretta scott king
"ebola, isis and our borders"
police arrest two men in brazil gang-rape case
the 10 best cities for college grads in 2015
"old bastard, dirty bastard, dirty old bastard, ol' dirty bastard"
woman rises early to sow seeds of day's first gchats
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trump makes last-minute push to appeal to whites
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florida resort allows guests to swim with miami dolphins
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"historical archives: civil war pre-enactors have stage'd ""battle of bull run"""
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why calls for boycotts always hurt the wrong people
"mother mary was essentially raped,' mourdock says while digging self into deeper hole"
chinese state media threatens donald trump with 'big sticks' if he pushes for a trade war
new body negativity campaign promotes idea that ugliness comes in all shapes and sizes
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end of last meals for death row inmates could decimate texas restaurant industry
changing prison from the inside out
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james harden pretty sure he felt something pop in lower beard
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"democrats could lose up to 8,000 seats in upcoming midterm election"
newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex
iraqi camps swell as civilians flee fighting in fallujah
obama visits south-carolina-ravaged south carolina
5 questions to measure the feasibility of your startup idea
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adam levine performs 'lost stars' with maroon 5 at the oscars
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backup health care plan involves nation sharing one big jar of ointment
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mom's christmas stocking noticeably less full
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mike pence has long heart-to-heart with staffer who came to work with coffee on breath
red cross accused of wartime non-profiteering
sight of coworkers' stupid fucking faces endured yet again
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department of homeland security not about to raise alert level for 14th anniversary of 9/11
new workplace diversity initiative kills one white employee every hour on the hour until more minority candidates hired
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the u.s. already tested trump's canned goods idea on native americans. it was bad.
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japanese prime minister resigns to seek revenge on man who killed his family
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study finds exposure to violent children causes increased aggression in video game characters
special counsel robert mueller probing trump business transactions: report
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new bin laden tape contains three previously unreleased monologues
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neil gorsuch sworn in as america's 113th supreme court justice
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area man can't remember whether he rented mimic or the relic
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the scientology-approved version of 'going clear' is a bit... different
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"department of interior sets aside 50,000 acres as national wildfire refuge"
our nation's businessmen: are they just in it for the money?
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"i want to congratulate the president,' romney says in 240,000th and final lie of campaign"
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house inappropriations committee suggests nation's women dress a little sexier
authorities believe man radicalized while serving 18 years in congress
willie nelson spaces on holding farm aid
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teacher just hopes they never google him
"world health organization adds gunfire, explosions to list of natural causes of death"
the funniest tweets from women this week
deadly stampede in bangladesh kills 23
obama: black lives matter activists have legitimate concerns
a love contract to help pets deal with parents' breakup
j.k. rowling revealed to be pseudonym for newt gingrich
greenspan considering role in ocean's eleven remake
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"ailey dancers and the kids with disabilities: ""if a finger can move, they're a part of it"""
reverend blessed with nine-inch penis
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"how much beer the world drinks, in 1 interactive globe"
researchers: quality of sleep may be affected by abandoning family in 1994
funeral held for door shot 4 times by oscar pistorius
new ronco food exposer spoils food overnight
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nhl team makes stirring gesture to honor paris terror victims
"scandal: mccain won miss congeniality of u.s. senate in 2000, 2003"
indiana governor insists new law has nothing to do with thing it explicitly intended to do
"gay gene isolated, ostracized"
military-industrial complex recalls coming together in aftermath of 9/11
mom sits down for dinner 3 months after rest of family finishes meal
donald trump spends another valentine's day completely alone
cia left inert explosives on school bus after exercise
troy aikman: i 'knock on wood' hoping i stay healthy after concussions
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cameron diaz finally opens up about generally positive experience in show business
new uber update allows users to file lawsuit against company directly in app
local woman has story about how she got these shoes
jeb bush: i misjudged the intensity of gop voters' anger
"there is beauty in decay,' says head of federal highway administration while surveying nation's crumbling roads"
nation's school systems held back a year
60 women share their advice for surviving divorce after 60
overweight man repeatedly introduced to overweight woman at party
scientists probably discover a new species of frog
tbs once again leads all networks in leslie nielsen ratings
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kid brings joy to louisiana with sneaky newscast dance moves
4 reasons hallmark movies saved my holiday spirit
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offended customer's huffy walkout goes unnoticed
kitchenaid unveils new all-terrain rolling pin
china excludes same-sex couples from domestic violence law
obama deeply concerned after syrians gassed to death on white house lawn
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fashion designer prabal gurung is raising thousands for survivors of nepal's earthquake
barber just latest in string of humans to feign interest in what area man says
employer totally botches job interview
media organizations make pilgrimage to facebook headquarters to lay content at foot of mark zuckerberg
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aliens mourn as final cheers episode reaches alpha centauri
congress abandons wikiconstitution
pants attempt to convey what owner can't
spacex reveals all 400 dogs on falcon rocket failed to survive trip
john oliver's guide to everything students need to know
trump lawyer attended doj meeting on confidential fbi informant
congressman boehner's terror alert skin set back to orange
"obama praises own strength, resilience in face of hardship during state of the union"
court rules adnan syed of 'serial' podcast has the right to a new trial
biden kicked out of laundromat after shag rug floods washing machine
grandmother will live on in arguments over her wedding china
congress adds 'all your base are belong to us' amendment to bankruptcy bill
baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake will not seek re-election
"who's to say the word 'slants' offends asians? the supreme court, that's who."
inept coworker increasingly difficult to fantasize about
man halfway down giant water slide remembers today 9/11
new study finds americans are living too long
kansas city-area waiter gets world series ticket as a tip
"roe made abortions legal, but it doesn't keep women and providers safe"
jil speaks openly about new york's full moon festival
rapidly swelling man may contain traces of peanuts
friday talking points -- it's raining shoes!
"living, breathing history and morality through design at greenbuild 2014"
colorful multicultural mural celebrates diverse lack of talent
fan doubtful 'solo: a star wars story' can live up to denny's blaster fire burger
bush dies peacefully in his sleep
kim jong-il doesn't know how he keeps winning lottery
report: only 1 in 3 preschool graduates has necessary animal sound skills upon entering zoo
study finds cats only meow when they want to alert owner of neighbor's murder they witnessed through window
boss waxes nostalgic about sexual-harassment suit
the genius of chinese cooking
mom tries to nap with baby. baby has other plans.
study: all american problems could be solved by just stopping and thinking for two seconds
kleenex box inadequately covered
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"great, now it's turned into a whole big thing"
"in mental health awareness week, we need more than mental health 'first aid'"
man unsure whether to tip bathroom attendant just for wiping his ass
real estate insiders to keep close eye on newborn sired by 3-time re/max sales champion
my guilty pleasures: nfl football and world war ii
why the un rejected turkey's bid for a security council seat?
lady gaga belts out the national anthem at super bowl 50
sarah palin calls obama 'lazy' over approach to va scandal
"people have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data"
unclear what coworker with banana on desk all day waiting for
poll: 63% of americans say they have a problem with a mormon president who is also mitt romney
argentinian tv station trolls donald trump
teen football recruit makes bold statement about black lives at training camp
federal reserve accidentally leaks secret documents
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"russia likely responsible for poisoning spy, uk officials say"
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muslim woman runs boston marathon to raise money for refugees
how pakistan's unregulated madrassa system sows religious strife
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republicans introduce economic equality bill for fun of shooting it down
"sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor"
court just found black victim of white supremacist assault not guilty of... assault
member of book group just loved this book a little less is all
purdue university erases video of nsa surveillance speech to obey government censorship rules
man insists on calling fanny pack 'lumbar satchel'
let's raise a glass to pink for gleefully slamming the troll who hacked her instagram
epa study: rivers shouldn't smell like shit
celebrate older americans month by fighting senior poverty
8 adorable dogs playing in the snow
second hour in fabric store nearly kills eight-year-old
"lost' possibly still airing in parallel dimension, desperate fans report"
scientists say newly discovered earthlike planet could support robust economy
ghost of alvah roebuck enjoying the hell out of sears' decline
make daddy die' whispered into build-a-bear
report: nation spends $50 billion annually to get kids excited about things
let's take u.s. nukes off hair-trigger alert before we blow up the planet
"calm, measured trump hard at work after freak accident leaves him with railroad spike lodged in skull"
row of asterisks spices up otherwise ordinary e-mail
"disgruntled bolton shoots 17 un delegates, self"
corporation proud of origins as small business that would never survive in modern economy
area mofo announces plans to chill
"cameron diaz says she's 'actually retired,' so there"
bush seeking non-masturbating surgeon general
vacationing secretary of homeland security asks neighbor to keep eye on nation over weekend
woman mentally rifles through friends for perfect person to sympathize with current pettiness
biblical scholars find evidence church covered up for 3 wise men who molested baby jesus
chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination
"guy at bar had similar experience, but better"
we're obsessed with this magical new harry potter dishware
"lies, abuse and murder collide in new true crime documentary"
adventures in our own backyard
married couple only staying together for sake of u.s. divorce rate
meet the third party
kerry vows to raise wife's taxes
tall young girl told she should play basketball
"content marketing must evolve to marketing content, or else"
3 ways broadband internet is improving health care and education
disney world forced to euthanize character that attacked visitor
here are some of the best signs from the equality and resist marches
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trump raises concern over members of urban communities voting more than zero times
"i misplaced my fancy camera on assignment in peru, but my iphone saved the day"
"elizabeth warren quotes taylor swift, slams trump in commencement speech"
climate deal text 'agreed' in paris
turkey's president calls hitler's germany example of effective government
cat prepares for anal display in owner's face
"lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds"
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
amber rose takes down trolls who called her 5-year-old son 'gay'
man on rolling swivel chair pushes away from desk like blue angel breaking formation
time is 'running out' as great barrier reef hit by another mass bleaching
actor jason george from grey's anatomy talks about gun violence and social justice
someone just gave donald trump a full-moon salute
"the feds are going to collect better data on police killings, but we probably won't see it"
man accused of killing firefighter was mad over traffic delay: police
18 alternatives to those played-out dorm-room posters
the latest 'true blood' death was all sookie's fault
taco bell: more than just fast food
the fascinating origin of the word 'jumbo'
"journalists attend private koch brothers gathering, but agree not to name donors"
"women in business q&a: paula kavolius, founder and president, house of possibilities"
nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun
"alex morgan talks world cup, wedding planning, and yoga on the road"
"the time to act is now,' says yellowing climate change report sitting in university archive"
police officer who killed unarmed motorist cleared of all charges
parents legally change 9-year-old's name to better reflect current pop culture
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bp ceo: 'we deeply regret the tragic loss of $4.5 billion'
hanes introduces new no-way panties
national security council spokesman resigns over donald trump's 'disturbing' actions
"parents sit down with child for 'sex, lies, and videotape' talk"
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nato confronts turkey on human rights concerns after donald trump lets them slide
guy creates trump inauguration flyer we should all start passing out
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channing tatum teases 'gambit': 'wait till you see what we're going to do'
health care coverage is not enough. we need delivery system reform.
security camera films meteor streaking across ohio sky
the crossfit case for equal pay
exercise briefly considered
terry gilliam barbecue plagued by production delays
pope francis sneaks leftovers to false god moloch at back door of st. peter's basilica
"no, palm oil is not responsible for 40% of global deforestation"
u.s.–cuba relations end after obama hit by foul ball at exhibition baseball game
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israeli forces kill palestinian youth wielding knife at checkpoint
dentist offers to buy back halloween candy
paul ryan discovers half-finished escape tunnel leading out of speaker's office
"nothing would surprise me at this point,' says man who will be shocked by 8 separate news items today"
49-year-old nearly back to pre-middle-school confidence levels
samantha bee makes it crystal clear what she thinks of ivanka trump's new book
kittens become friends with horses after playing in their hay net
murphy brown: still on the air?
mlb player shows what #dadlife is all about with viral tweet
"study: 89% of husbands planning to surprise wife on valentine's day by dressing as naked, chubby cherub"
gingrich desperately trying to court people-who-vote vote
sudanese elephant trying to forget
saturday night live' can't use language as bad as trump's
australian ambassador gets engaged in paris and gives us lifetime goals
mcdonald's prints calorie count right onto meat
a christian apology to jewish people at passover and easter
senate republicans won't refute trump's lie that millions voted illegally
bush introduces new timmy blanchard left behind act
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north carolina governor: criticism over anti-lgbt law is 'political theater'
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fatal spaz attack claims life of area spaz
puerto rico celebrates dependence day
palestinians and standing rock native americans share a struggle for justice
painful reminder celebrates fourth birthday
the clever way starbucks customers are insisting 'black lives matter' is heard
paleontologists: 'we've been looking at dinosaurs upside down'
chrysler names '83 lebaron ceo
protecting our environment is a matter of life or death
the challenge of exclusivity
therapist beginning to show cracks in caring façade
"mom's bathing suit just one giant, body-eclipsing ruffle"
new comic features aquaman as 45-year-old single father to troubled flounder
hobnobbing with 'givers' mike gamson and alaina percival
"president trump compliments kim jong un, makes case for north korean nukes"
nba ref petrified after seeing depiction of own death while looking under replay hood
rotating knife vortex closed pending safety investigation
1/5 of u.s. adults live in or near poverty
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adorable baby is moved to tears while listening to mom sing
voters excited to use midterms to put country back on different wrong track
what i wish i'd learned about housekeeping
tour guide one stop behind clearly giving more interesting tour
philip morris ceo forces senator to dance for his amusement
"lettuce sentenced to slow, painful death in vegetable crisper drawer"
u.s. opens door to a change in blood donation policy for gay men
medical marijuana patients can't bring up drug's medical use in federal trial
swedish prosecutors drop julian assange rape investigation
guantánamo prisoners released into cheering dnc crowd
study: those who go to college earn more degrees over lifetime than those who do not
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"i'd like you to post long, aggressive rants on social media,' says bernie sanders in supporter's interpretation of speech"
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"trump: 'i know that was pretty bad, but let's just say you're going to want to save your energy'"
stripping women of access to health care indirectly ensures republican success
scotland's parliament backs new independence referendum
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glenn close 'angry and darkly sad' about harvey weinstein allegations
dog chastised for acting like dog
democratic ads highlight trump's horrible comments on women
"76ers top lakers for first win of season, snap 28-game skid"
these stunning older celebs ruled the oscars red carpet
cubs eliminated from playoff contention
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
maya angelou thought she'd be invited to more white house stuff
user experience: hygiene or strategic differentiator?
candy purchase puts yet more money in raisinets' bloated coffers
style replaces substance
lone man with six-pack 'partying'
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innocent man awarded $1 million after spending 31 years in prison
senior center restocks on rum raisin ice cream
greyhound launches new in-bus magazine
pilot shudders to imagine why passengers taking red-eye to atlantic city
choreographer mark dendy enters the labyrinth
why the deadly attacks against foreigners in south africa come as no surprise
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alarming report finds only 6% of earth's surface indoors
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what might have been in 2017 had hillary clinton won
improving the lgbt experience within the workplace
civic eagle' app wants to bring americans face to face in online debate
netflix to shut down planned louis c.k. comedy special
cbs laugh track threatens walkout
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donald trump's dr. oz gambit makes mockery of transparency norms
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uber has a new service and it isn't helping in 'jimmy kimmel' spoof
"keystone xl looking more unlikely than ever, despite house vote to approve this dirty energy project"
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ex-israeli defense chief: netanyahu wanted to attack iran in 2010
depressed groundhog sees shadow of rodent he once was
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aly raisman sues u.s. olympic committee for silence on larry nassar
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pegida leader resigns after posting hitler photo
woman puts cool whip containers to every conceivable use
"move over, katy perry. this nerdy professor has his own closing argument to make for clinton."
11 sweet and savory apple recipes you'll fall for
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teacher bitches about paycheck to sixth-grade class
queen elizabeth disappointed in new royal baby boy's lack of proper inbreeding
"mccain, graham announce support for former exxon mobil ceo rex tillerson"
political scientists baffled by trump's ability to end something he had no control over just days ago
fox host links immigration reform to upcoming ferguson grand jury decision
exclusive: family of teen shot near ferguson during confrontation with police speaks out
this gay couple shares the beautiful story of how their family formed
pretentious peasant insists he never watches beheadings
new report finds americans most interested in science when moon looks different than usual
what warren harding can teach us about sex and foreign influence in american politics
the big education races to watch on election day
researchers have established a worrisome link between social media usage and sleep
skin in the game: why republicans' ahca bill should fail
"donald trump, we need to talk about what a poll is"
family chooses different dog than reincarnated grandfather
north carolina doesn't seem to want people to see police camera footage
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legendary broadcaster dies at 82
disapproving michelle obama to be printed on all fast food containers
lazy daredevil to lie across 12 couches
cooking off the cuff: mushrooms make the meatloaf (duck doesn't hurt either)
this couple's wedding photo captures two generations of long-lasting love
congress passes natural disaster digital-enhancement funding
luis gutierrez shoots down steve king and louis gohmert on law protecting child immigrants
famed chef homaro cantu found dead
a christian apology to jewish people at passover and easter
apartment completely flooded with disgusting sunlight
some people think starbucks is promoting 'gay agenda' on holiday cups
lawsuit: trans students made to wear green bracelets to id themselves
7 drawings that prove beauty is everywhere
shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news
man putting off starting family to focus on treading water in career for few years
voice recognition software yelled at
new airport security rules could mean 'short interviews' with passengers
pope francis tells inmates that society can't ignore their pain
bannon's cyst finally ruptures
obama hosts diplomatic talks at starbucks while oval office carpet cleaned
"new legislation would shut down u.s. education system, give each american student $3,000 to start own small business"
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"executive, legislative, judicial branches merge"
eulogy filled with pro-christian propaganda
un delivers first food aid to syrians in besieged daraya in years
california lt. governor gavin newsom should run for president
fetus going to pretend he doesn't hear loud argument coming from other side of uterine wall
bill maher says 'pride and prejudice' won out in uk's brexit vote
david letterman would like to depose donald trump and 'put him in a home'
study finds more evidence that coffee can be a life saver
white house prepares to send congress $15 billion spending cuts package
the 12 craziest outfits celebrities wore in november
area dad botches 'princess bride' quote
the top 10 workout songs for march 2016
"lawsuit against uber by driver charged with murder a hoax, court says"
responsibilities track man down inside dream
"americans more polarized than at any time in last two decades, poll shows"
innocuous thing you did in public prompts inside joke that bonds group of teens for life
guy in rome does as the tourists do
tomi lahren is suing glenn beck and theblaze
over 165 countries set to sign paris agreement
chipotle hires former critic to help improve chain's food safety
progressive company pays both men and women 78% of what they should be earning
"gop senator gets honest: 'trust me, we will not allow the supreme court to flip'"
fbi raids fridge
bush unveils new blind-faith-based initiatives
san francisco could become the first u.s. city with safe injection sites for drug users
dad returns from business trip with exotic gifts from idaho
grandma defiantly taking scone recipe to grave
obama now attempting to get each word of jobs bill passed individually
"120,000 adoptions for a no-kill animal shelter"
"there's a new meghan markle wax figure, and it's actually a great likeness"
the fight to bring transparency to california's charter schools
justin timberlake wants his son to be inspired by charlottesville's strength
people on the street apologize to their old teachers on 'jimmy kimmel live'
how i got involved in campus safety as a student activist
this video nails the messed up way anti-abortion legislation gets pushed
feedback taking too long to be positive
hillary clinton rode the new york city subway
nation begs disaffected youth gravitating toward neo-nazism to get high and play xbox instead
here's why immigration advocates are pressing so hard for executive action
ranking women somehow not issue in miss usa debacle
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internet reminds donald trump his signature collection is made in mexico
world populace actually fine with rich people dying on mount everest
report: you in the way of billiards game
report: no way this year's summer strawberries living up to hype
david axelrod suggests hillary clinton will be seen as less complex alternative to obama
is ukraine fascist?
5-year-old alabama boy misses fun 'bunker grandpa'
punk legend gives 'nazi punks f**k off' an update just for donald trump
trump's not-so-new afghanistan strategy
elections in ukraine
"blowing out birthday candles increases cake bacteria by 1,400 percent"
annual 6-sentence conversation with cousin goes smoothly
i wrote speeches for vice president biden. here's what it felt like.
what german cities have learned from the front lines of the refugee response
fox news intern fetching coffee tells herself this will all pay off when she trump's secretary of state one day
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"behold, trump's cabinet members as 'sesame street' characters"
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peanut exec faces life sentence for shipping tainted peanut butter
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dustin lance black calls 'bullsh*t' on hollywood's view of trans actors
300 million without electricity in india after restoration of power grid
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nato air base hit by taliban rockets
chicago is fighting climate change no matter what trump says
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trans texans share emotional responses on rejection of lgbt discrimination measure
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muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day
nation's cuckolded husbands gear up for first day of hunting season with wives' lovers
national filmstrip board calls for quiet
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"trump's diplomacy is inappropriate, delicious"
jane the virgin' narrator creates a hero for latinos who feel 'trapped' in a conservative culture
transformer refuses to change back into volkswagen
bill maher says fox news is reason america is so polarized
austin bars police department from selling its old guns to the public
why credit card points aren't the new miles
seattle mayor's accuser in sex-abuse lawsuit comes forward
why we won't be participating in black friday
"new rap song samples 'billie jean' in its entirety, adds nothing"
john legend gushing about chrissy teigen and baby luna is just the cutest
richard engel tears into obama's state of the union address
report: retailers pull in $5 billion annually from women coming off street to avoid harassment
joan rivers: my hero and my cautionary tale
alan rickman ends pizza delivery order with ominous 'so be it'
bill clinton waiting until after primaries to endorse candidate
alligator can't stop thinking about delicious swan from last week
"surprise, surprise, donald trump's supporters are trying to 'rig' the election"
slightly larger chair shifts delicate balance of office power
how to clean out your closet: what to ditch and what to keep
cop in ferguson suspended for video of bigoted views
how i embraced the winter blahs
voting underway in myanmar's first free election in 25 years
alabama governor signs new 'heartbeat bill' lowering state's age of consent
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verizon and unions reach 'tentative agreement' to end strike
literally no one supports lincoln chafee in latest poll
5 steps to get you from shy to sociable
all the 'sleepy hollow' season 2 intel you can handle
hardline immigration hawks are starting to panic about donald trump
from the maasai mara to the bbc's big cat diary: an interview with jackson looseyia
pier 1 issues formal apology for rattan death march
eminem and gwen stefani release 'kings never die' for 'southpaw' soundtrack
nation descends into utter moral chaos following 'dear abby' writer's death
the top 10 tips for a better night's sleep
jail deputies arrested for allegedly beating mentally ill inmate to death
trump administration paves way for states to force medicaid recipients to work
taco bell unveils new taco with shell made from doritos bags
anderson cooper throws another box of letters from gay children into dumpster
weinstein company files for bankruptcy after sale talks collapse
jeremy corbyn is following bernie sanders' campaign with 'great interest'
nutritionists recommend 3-4 daily servings of anything that's about to go bad
5 years of progress: time for patients over politics
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"feeding people, and democracy, to death"
how indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd
virginia schools close after uproar over arabic calligraphy lesson
at least 16 killed in deadly attack at ivory coast resort town
embarrassing bounced check from greece taped up in imf headquarters
new roommate bestows apartment with unexpected windfall of end tables
pamela wright's son was shot dead a month after newtown. this is her story.
carlos rosario school educates and graduates the new americans
gluten-free pancake mix just a bag of sand
t-boz adds more fuel to ongoing drama with former manager
nation's younger cousins announce plans to cry at haunted houses this year
delisting the grizzly bear...or not
the woman violently assaulted in 'making a murderer' speaks out
marine hopes to spend second tour of duty on different baghdad city block
area teen accidentally enters teen center
french teacher forces student to inform her of bathroom fire in french
one last ruben studdard reference wafts gently into the cool evening air
shrimp boat captain worn out from long day of putting human face on crisis
"at this prison, people and animals get second chances"
company to experiment with valuing employees
mit think-tank develops 20 great gift ideas
how many glasses of wine does it take to ruin your diet?
area 31-year-old can't believe 'you must be born before this date to buy cigarettes' sign up to 1982
trump's support for punishing qatar is misguided
miss israel's selfie with miss lebanon stirs up controversy
helping ukraine: how?
beauty queen scarfs down 12 krispy kreme doughnuts in no time
"this artist created a show just for dogs, and they loved it"
decoding america's immigration sentiment
"man busted for selling drugs and stolen guns from driveway, feds say"
young frenchman identified as possible bomber in attack on bataclan concert hall
how some of trump's bad tweets are helping puppies and kittens
don't nobody wanna hear area man run his mouth
study finds more americans waiting to start secret second families until later in life
healthy aging tips for 30-somethings
poet takes extra 5 minutes to vague up poem
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"jimmy stewart: 'please god, i want to live again'"
"70 years of atomic weaponry: at least 33,480 americans dead"
"5 years after miller v. alabama, looking to the states for justice"
1 dead after southwest airlines flight suffers engine failure
"coachella unveils premium vip areas where fans will be able to see, hear bands"
gated-community members wish there was something they could do
smart aleck ruins academy awards
parents create hilarious cards for the less celebrated baby milestones
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are you perpetuating the glass ceiling
"we can have differences of opinion and still respect each other,' says betrayer of the one true cause"
the ukraine: what would churchill do?
how a family's lack of access to medical marijuana morphed into a messy legal feud
bill maher has superficial debate about 'n***a' after controversy
the beautiful parenting moment behind the #obamaandkids hashtag
dead deer by side of road covered in graffiti
americans aren't thrilled with trump's threat of 'fire and fury' against north korea
this is how to locate lost life insurance policies
parents really enjoying cruise
fifth baby barely showered
bernie sanders asks anyone who's serious about breaking up big banks to meet him on corner of canal and bowery at midnight
this is the world in your voice.
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"this week in world war i november 29-december 5, 1914"
two victims shot on texas southern university campus
forgetful karl lagerfeld inadvertently starts lobster-bib trend
"dogs smell grandma's scent, set off on quest to find her"
"won't ask, don't tell"
bar owner considering sept. 11 options
dollar store has great deal on fig nortons
"omg, the duchess of cambridge is vogue uk's june cover star"
star tour operator points out massive costner dropping to awed passengers
candy purchase puts yet more money in raisinets' bloated coffers
civil war historians posit 'you had to be there' theory
mccain blasts obama as out of touch in burma-shave-style billboard campaign
terry mcauliffe defends hillary clinton's 'dead broke' comment
why drunk in love only works for beyonce and how it may be getting you in trouble
"why skipping vaccines is a public, not personal, health choice"
making sense of probiotics and prebiotics
steven tyler says he just wants joe perry to live after latest health scare
9 shows that make the case for watching television in august
you can now buy 'icky trump' t-shirts thanks to the white stripes
"parents abandoned 2-year-old son to play 'pokemon go,' police say"
beyond marriage equality: the next fight for lgbt rights
"uber driver denies ride to woman in labor, still charges $13"
tpp is not the answer
study finds backing down in fight with loved one extremely harmful to relationship
game of thrones' season 3 opens with every character getting fingered while discussing arrival of winter
apple hard at work making iphone obsolete
"steven universe' is exploring unhealthy relationships for a young, queer audience"
rex tillerson blindsided by news he still works for state department
new downloadable content for 'assassin's creed syndicate' factored into monthly living expenses
justin bieber fan jealous of anne frank
when will the economy start caring about home-care work?
greg behrendt releases new book for children: your parents aren't that into you
kushner assures worried ivanka they'd definitely be last jews to go
concerts held to wish world's poor good luck
hillary clinton makes her final pitch of the election in north carolina
much ado...
fox news debuts premium channel for 24-hour coverage of alexandria ocasio-cortez
unconsciousness faked to make anesthesiologist feel better
success academy works for my kid
jeb bush calls for crackdown on sanctuary cities in immigration plan
"behold, the most magical (and massive) picnic of all time"
"hey, remember when bernie sanders played a rabbi in a rom-com?"
area man nostalgic for time when ads targeting him not as sad
oklahoma teachers prepare for walkout as red state revolt spreads
mlb announces new domestic violence policy
apple will turn next iphone into wallet
danny masterson's publicist suggested a woman can't be raped by a man she's in a relationship with
eminem rips nra in a rap: 'they love their guns more than our children'
"meet one of the first cross-service, same-sex military couple to wed"
betty friedan honored with second-class postage stamp
college freshman experiences first tantalizing taste of freedom waiting in line at burrito station while parents find table
death of miss moneypenny all tnt needed to run monthlong bond marathon
sun-dried sparrow carcass washed away with hose
food purchased as souvenir tragically revealed to be available back home
"house investigates flint water crisis, but the governor isn't on the invite list"
"annoying, well-adjusted friend even fucking meditating now"
baseball icon david ortiz slams trump for anti-mexican attacks
instagram adds new color-editing features
does your dog trust you enough to do this?
son surprised dad knows johnny cash song
"mother watches as her sons, 2 others gunned down in chicago restaurant"
birdman is an astonishing new film
she's changing the way our kids surf the web
asthmatic child tired of hearing list of famous asthmatics
meryl streep and tom hanks have too much fun playing each other's characters
nitroglycerin chex gingerly pulled from shelves
an iowa teenager didn't wreck his state's health care market. here's who did.
embarrassed jcpenney announces all it's sold in past year is two fleece jackets and a scattergories game
kim kardashian wants 'everyone to be as honest as kanye'
shadow government getting too large to meet in marriott conference room b
new mlb rules aim to speed baseball games in 2018
popular new exercise app just tells users they ran 5 miles a day no matter what
huffpost hill - so hard to say good bayh
prince charles warns that the lessons of wwii risk being forgotten
man only buys products made right here in the usa by cheap immigrant labor
wednesday's morning email: what the georgia special election results mean for the gop
ron cephas jones shares exciting details about season 2 of 'this is us'
"children are in need of families, and you may be the perfect fit"
resigning house leader cantor reflects on all the accomplishments he thwarted
gay former nfl player's big voice wins the week on 'the voice'
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the force is strong with the iowa department of transportation
a taste of proper fun: bermuda
high-school teacher constantly using janitor as example
laid-off zoologist goes on tranquilizing rampage
firefighters save baby hamsters with teeny 'oxygen masks'
president obama: pretty sure jesus isn't cool with the drones
make every democratic senator filibuster gorsuch
theater goes nuts as hillary clinton appears in the audience
new gallup poll finds 40% of americans probably going to skip michelle's party
the cop in the 'what are those?' meme loves that 'black panther' joke
prince harry asks brother prince william to be his best man
nra says parkland students should be grateful for guns giving them such a memorable bonding experience
"report: just 2 more days and you can forget all of this, vanish into 'red dead redemption 2'"
english teacher obviously hung over
dollar tree to stop selling assault weapons
psychic fall cometh!
how to write a thank you that gets you hired
grammy and tony award nominated brandon victor dixon is on broadway in motown: the musical
christian prop comic wowing churches from coast to coast
"a toe in the arctic ocean: canada's northwest territories on the looney front, part 2"
average age of wacky tv neighbors dropping
the bus that did not stop for us: a mother's take on the headscarf court ruling
the summer's dumbest video game is also kind of my favorite
prime rib primer: the roast with the most
"older brother playing with younger brother on swing set will one day con him out of $50,000"
khrushchev's granddaughter just compared trump to stalin
new program provides depressed americans with suicide assistance dogs
avoiding popular songs somehow accomplishment for local man
how to rediscover your passion for reading
hawaii missile alert update delayed because governor didn't know his twitter password
from man of the year to millions for charity: what i learned from my first campaign (when i was 12)
why top talent is passing your company by
why banning hate groups won't end them
bush arrives at debate wearing flight suit
things get chilly between ted cruz and marco rubio
tony blair apparently not british prime minister anymore
bats shooed out of nation's waterslide tunnels in preparation for summer
pharmaceutical rep assures doctor he personally tries every drug he promotes
new york times reaches 1 million digital-only subscribers
i left a little of me at wounded knee
e-cig users and vapers need to join anti-drug war movement
bernie sanders fills in for factory worker unable to take time off to vote
the top 12 beauty tips we learned from our moms
gun used to kill man in city
even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds
the source of donald trump's military expertise finally revealed!
krispy kreme doughnuts described to sioux city relatives
seth meyers calls out al franken for 'horrifying' groping photo
how the obama administration is making it harder to shed student debt
connecticut governor says gun restrictions passed after newtown shooting earned him support
suspected smugglers appear in court after refugee truck tragedy
school bully not so tough since being molested
melania idly wonders if she would get heads-up about nuclear missile headed toward new york
the 'bear-naked chef' brings his mouth-watering skills to europe
obama predicts bright future for legal weed
"hong kong actor wears 'brown face,' highlights prejudice among asians"
dr. scholl's introduces line of sexy lace insoles
3 lessons for america from christian bale's moses
white house staff frantically shredding trump campaign aides
the kansas city royals love 'trap queen' more than you
richard grieco's star power inadvertently donated to goodwill
"what millennials want most in love, according to therapists"
beyonce holds a chanel #surfbort in cr fashion book
chuck schumer honestly pretty amazed he hasn't caved yet
tracy k. smith is america's new poet laureate
glade introduces new air freshener mask
new national park caters to business travelers
random online photo leads to navy veteran's rescue from flooded house
freed taliban prisoner thought trump presidency couldn't be real
hamburger for my valentine
paul simon might be done with music
herpetologist names son after famous herpetologist
open letter to pope francis: help save my vocation
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 8
hurricane harvey is just the latest in facebook's fake news problem
skywriter trailed by skyeditor
2015 mix queer experimental film festival coming to nyc
"breaking: nunes memo exposes deep bias, corruption in devin nunes"
lanthanum quits periodic table of elements
22 animals wearing pajamas just because
gated-community members wish there was something they could do
living in the shadow of a gun crime: 14 years later
watch a self-described 'despicable' pet-care company owner kick dog in elevator
astronomers make incredible discovery
lockheed martin engineer told to make it sear faces off faster
"cinematographer chases the sun, catches all its glory"
leadership: 'strong and wrong' over 'weak and right?'
"skip the haunted houses, take a digital tour of abandoned buildings instead"
jpmorgan chase hit with multi-million dollar fine for shady investment advice
kuwait starting to notice girls
beijing air solidifies
"snl' spoofs oscars, flames hollywood sex harassment with 'grabbies' awards"
trump and his press secretary flagrantly lied on their first full day in office. that matters.
no one on pirate ship has any idea what 'splicing the mainbrace' means
paris hilton impersonates kim kardashian for kanye west fashion line
"cancer, cinema, crowdfunding and twitter"
bill clinton waiting until after primaries to endorse candidate
woman's parents accepting of mixed-attractiveness relationship
nipsey russell estate releases volume of previously unpublished couplets
ann coulter calls 'grotesque' donald trump a disappointment
writer michelle theall talks memoir teaching the cat to sit and lgbt issues (audio)
37 separate aneurysms on verge of rupturing inside reince priebus' brain
sexual 'fluidity' makes singer kacy hill feel 'like a woman'
steven avery has no doubts he'll be a free man again after nephew's conviction overturned
"man just wants to come home, hear lindsay lohan made fun of, get some sleep"
this dallas rap group released a powerful ode to black lives matter
woman reportedly dies after live bee sting acupuncture
a new joint message from the kremlin and the trump administration
gunman kills guard and then self at nyc federal building
eric swalwell wins re-election bid
democratic senator strides down corridors of powerlessness
boss has been riding steven van zandt's ass all day
last month apparently women's history month
weeping willow gets bangs
setting up the jokes for maximum effect
trump's revised travel ban is still mired in prejudice
wednesday's morning email: why the latest comey news matters
ultrasound technician asks pregnant woman if she'd like to know baby's name
tyson foods executives assure critics their chickens physically incapable of walking even if they had room
"i have four young children,' says kellyanne conway in most disturbing public statement to date"
naacp issues travel warning for black americans visiting own backyards
viagra announces real medicine that gave customers erections was confidence all along
school got complaints about teacher even before huffpost revealed her racial bias
report: guy just put 10 bucks in jukebox
iran will be the first beneficiary from trump's policies in syria
area man to try showering at night
idris elba doesn't think he — or any man — is right for the role of james bond
global perceptions of china as a superpower
feds find criminal wrongdoing in g.m.'s failure to disclose defect
wrong turn finds man on poor side of mall
mccain: botched execution amounts to 'torture'
stephen colbert introduces the hilarious alter egos of donald trump's cabinet
friday talking points -- mcconnell for sale!
"nyc police union chief blames mayor, protesters for police killings"
man who threatened to move to canada before election still here
"seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized"
nation hoping for a windy flag day
what i never knew about motherhood
horrified pope calls philadelphia humanity's greatest sin against god
beyonce shows love for 'cha cha' and lone star beer
republican congressman: the best reason to vote for my opponent is he has a hot wife
lauren conrad shares 4 simple rules for dealing with pregnant women
adele is just as bummed about the brangelina split as everyone else
how bell biv devoe ignored the 'backlash' and made 'poison' a '90s classic
the most flattering eyeliner technique for your eye shape
entertainment weekly wins excellence-in-caption-pun award
this is what earth would be like without the moon
nation's bicyclists remove helmets for head injury month
victoria's secret also andrew's secret
tesla posts massive first quarter loss after self-driving car absconds with $702 million in cash
minnesota to replace al franken with lt. gov. tina smith
"spotify hit with $1.6 billion lawsuit from publisher representing tom petty, neil young"
nearly half of living nfl veterans show signs of brain injury: study
"ira, hamas sweep 1990 bombie awards"
er doctor excitedly tells wife he got to use shock paddle thing today
r.l. stine admits every book he's written directly dictated to him by god
sea of hair engulfs nation after bosley physicians lose control of restoration
how to get the love that you 'deserve' in marriage
mobile news crew reports on own van breaking down
pope's renal system proves fallible
syrian kurds say bashar assad is thwarting humanitarian aid to their region
dog's eye gunk wiped back on dog
the unwinnable afghanistan war
haiku reviews: art 2014 roundup iv
city of boston erects new plaque commemorating spot where ben affleck will die
here are some of the best photos from obama's trips to the 50 states
guy who died playing 'league of legends' in internet café really starting to ruin game for other patrons
u.s. reverses course and offers new dates for nato talks
julianne moore stuns in custom chanel
are there tears in your popcorn? what to learn from the fault in our stars
churchgoer blanks on why she is lighting votive candle
"car crashes straight through restaurant window, injuring 4"
marijuana warehouse found near police dog training center: cops
magical office worker able to turn everything he touches into more work for colleagues
man throws money at problem
6-day visit to rural african village completely changes woman's facebook profile picture
notes on a midwestern childhood as ferguson waits
rescuers in rebel-held syrian area accuse government of gas attack
going out to dinner with food-loving friend a huge ordeal
dorito-factory employee can't get cool-ranch smell out of clothes
not even bill o'reilly believes mike pence's nonsense about women voters
"bonobo embarrassed after walking in on parents, siblings, cousins, friends, partner having sex"
"new study finds link between breastfeeding, always knowing what's right for everyone"
police audio leaked in killing of unarmed black teen christian taylor
man won't stop coming up with new sniglets
see 2 billion 'star wars' deaths in three minutes
why carly fiorina's presidential run makes sense -- and is pure folly
obama's fifth gulf coast visit really helps a lot
mobile news crew reports on own van breaking down
lin-manuel miranda and the rock made a musical parody about millennials
"chelsea clinton: 'my mother will shape this country into a strong, independent young woman'"
what to do about charlottesville
freshman bares her soul to entire dorm floor in first week
goose suddenly realizes it doesn't have to honk like an idiot entire time it's flapping wings
so you're hiring a consultant? -- a few do's and dont's
the first trailer for abc's menéndez brothers documentary treats murderers like rock stars
dead deer by side of road covered in graffiti
"luke, owen wilson recall meeting on set of 'the royal tenenbaums'"
george w. bush forgets to mention 9/11 in memoir
sources: nfl knew what evil lurking within heart of man
guy looking to feel horrible about aspect of everyday life decides to watch documentary
six teenagers in britain suspected of killing polish man in hate crime
alzheimer's and making peace with god
chinese-american professor sues fbi agents after being accused of espionage
frustrated republicans argue pope should leave science to scientists who deny climate change
café au detroit: wi-fi with style
a selfless chef won a reality game show and used the prize money to feed his community.
how the csa model supports a farm
marriage confession: our 50 shades are more frayed than grey
guy from sopranos drops by local pizza parlor for free slice
wilmer flores' friday night was straight out of a hollywood movie
how pessimism can help you lose weight
on-line gambling too depressing to even think about
consumer beware in biomedical research and women's health
exit from apartment delayed 20 seconds to avoid pleasantries with neighbor
john kasich admits he's against d.c. statehood because it would give democrats more votes
mccain tucks extra neck skin into collar
psychologists advise practicing words 'president trump' over next 2 months to prepare for inauguration
white house blocks seahawks punt
"scientists: rich people, poor people may have shared common ancestor"
weird black dot actually part of bowl
history teacher removed from classroom for comparing trump to hitler
trump boys sadly release pet alligator into lincoln memorial reflecting pool
police officer demonstrates proper technique for subduing grand jury
these award-winning wedding photos stand out from the pack
miss north dakota cara mund is crowned state's first-ever miss america
celebrity disappointed after meeting fan
watch ted cruz flub a fox news interview on immigration
about that woman vp candidate: klobuchar works better than warren
design in startups from the get-go
city planner gets halfway through designing city before realizing he's just doing philadelphia again
daily meditation: connecting with the earth
community rallies to win private busing for freaky-looking winter hat guy
this marvelous mess
fda to increase recommended dosage of acetaminophen for children who can handle their shit
"what about you, are you on my team?' trump asks george washington portrait"
hospital guest has creepy feeling someone might have died in her room
bel-air homeowners association issues fine to resident with unapproved wildfire in front yard
"man snaps selfie with a python. the snake snapped back, unsurprisingly."
thousands of dismembered crash test dummies line newly discovered catacombs beneath ford motor plant
apex legends' players finally getting good enough to make game impossible for average people to enjoy
"surprise, surprise, donald trump's supporters are trying to 'rig' the election"
u.s. service member dies following explosion in northern syria
field museum officials announce long-awaited pregnancy of prized t-rex
russian medallist at winter olympics suspected of doping violation: report
the 6 real reasons i'm happy to be married
another comedian ruined by parenthood
coroner's report: john denver had sunshine on shoulders at time of crash
paranormal expert bores son with ghost story
director of high-school play buys director's chair out of own pocket
mcmaster can't remember if trump called comey a 'nut job' in meeting with russians
"more than 130,000 vaccine doses reportedly destroyed in syria after attack"
nonessential government employee gets back to work
time to defund the diet industry?
former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers
congress discontinues festival seating after insurance-deregulation-bill stampede
second-grader likes to save purple pills for last
chicken's eyes catch first-ever glint of sunlight through crack in warehouse ceiling just before head sliced off
watch: snow drifts were no match for this determined freight train
what if you couldn't protect your children?
nation unsure which candidate's plan to destroy the environment will create more jobs
#dirtydenier$ day 9: congressman john kline
new surveys: grown-ups love social media and cyberbullying top concern for parents
"on jan fabre, part 2: scenes from the moral education of the human race"
scientist has nagging feeling he left particle accelerator on
turtle bocce balled around
watch evacuating soccer fans sing the french national anthem after paris attacks
"while most small towns languish, some flourish"
economists recommend setting aside part of every paycheck in case of dire straits reunion tour
a warm welcome in mumbai
confederate flag doesn't fly with california lawmakers
the superficiality of online dating apps
stephen curry is way better than his dad at playing horse
what love is not: 11 truths i want my sons to know on valentine's day
pantene releases new complicated 1-in-2 shampoo
the economist' to halt production for month to let readers catch up
sean spicer finally calls it quits after 6 months of humiliations
recent graduate figures she might as well do good in world until economy picks up
man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats
"area man secretly tired of exposing his big belly for friends to slap, yet knows no other way"
eminem and gwen stefani release 'kings never die' for 'southpaw' soundtrack
tpp: obama's folly
your high school boyfriend still smoking cigarettes in the field behind school
liu xiaobo - going to be pretty tough for the chinese government to kill now
"in this cleveland family, anti-trump doesn't always mean pro-clinton"
trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue
photo of meghan markle's dad could offer a big clue about the royal wedding
senate panel unanimously approves chris wray's nomination as fbi director
20 unspoken rules of urban lesbians
gina rodriguez tears up as she gets a surprise visit from acting teacher
conscious business trumps the president's paris decision
man does incredibly well at slot machine demo embedded in ad
good karma returns for sikh man who removed turban to help injured boy
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rob porter apologizes for falsifying number of wives he beat on white house resume
"call the undertaker, i'm dying here"
"this will be the end of trump's campaign,' says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year"
how i ditched corporate america to push pizza
pulse nightclub shooter's father revealed as former fbi informant
decades of hosts return for 'gma' anniversary
white terror demands white action: what allies need to do right now for charlottesville
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immigration legislation is dead -- now what?
29-year-old has been going to different friend's wedding every weekend for past 3 years
meet the woman who flew us to pluto
alcohol unfairly blamed for local man's impaired judgment
travel ban is a minor win for trump and a major loss for human rights
bride has to admit it'd be pretty exciting if someone objected at wedding
greed and resistance in sarawak's rainforest
"please, melania, don't leave us!' pleads king of wooded faerie realm as first lady climbs back into tree hollow"
heartbreaking yelp review says it's just nice to eat a meal around other people
"singer cites girlfriend as reason he lives, dies, breaks down, cries"
"virginia is on the verge of giving health coverage to 400,000, but there's a catch"
fareed zakaria and u2 for president
this man used a beyonce concert as a chance to catch up on some reading
"q&a with writer/director ben caird on writing and the inspiration for his new film, halfway"
ping-pong rules adjusted for girlfriend
report: at least 14 different types of animals crawl on you while you sleep
obama to assure nation that isis campaign will be drawn-out ordeal they're used to
"he's not right for you,' report relationship experts who must not want to see you be happy"
5 entrepreneurial rules to live by
corn added to list of items that upset grandma's stomach
john ashcroft: 'obey'
"they might be giants behind the music episode lacks sex, drugs"
"god, jesus and the bible: faqs for gay pride month"
bill and melinda scoggins foundation pledges $58 for charity
autopsy reveals that former nhl player todd ewen did not have cte
christmas letter ominously makes no mention of the twins
how pop culture can change the way we talk about abortion
report: gross-ass gourd all bumpy and shit
"dear anti-marcoses, pro-marcoses, and the spirit of philippine martial law"
area woman not good enough artist to justify eccentricities
father of muslim american war hero to trump: 'you have sacrificed nothing'
why is a central bank taking the risks of quantitative easing?
your republican friend to explain why paul ryan is great choice
huffpollster: president trump's base is sticking with him
the question all real-life 'heroes' ask themselves
heat wave doesn't bother local contrarian
what being a christian means to me: don't worry about the rules; just love
what i want other parents to know about living with food allergies
"the big bend, a u-shaped skyscraper, could become the longest in the world"
drummer's girlfriend thinks he should sing
retirement savings actually fell over the past year
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8 surprising memory boosters
still no drinking water in ohio's 4th largest city
nation unable to recall if trump said he'd personally fund abortion bombings or if that just sounds right
south dakota considering maybe putting mount rushmore on state quarter
paul ryan says he doesn't want to work with democrats on health care
npr acknowledges plagiarism in 10 music stories
blood-spattered suri cruise drags dog carcass to mother's doorstep
new evidence suggests president george washington sent woodcut of penis to secretary
global political crises boil down to two words: fossil fuels
"breaking: daniel throwing his life away, you should call him, he dropped out of wharton—wharton, for god's sake"
madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016
member of book group just loved this book a little less is all
quiet riot speaks out against nation's poor metal health care
"boehner just wants wife to listen, not come up with alternative debt-reduction ideas"
netanyahu provides stunning new evidence that iranians planned sacking of babylon in 539 b.c.
"emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes"
man in suit slams fist on desk
man spends entire marketing meeting nodding
sales disappointing for first-ever hustler swimsuit issue
woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen
vacationing man misses own remote control
chinese citizens observe 25-year moment of silence for tiananmen square massacre
cool 'cybergranny' needs machines to help her live
the pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times
humor in uniform' submissions at all-time low
loose-cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules uses unconventional filing system for paperwork while on desk duty
old photographs reveal grandmother never that attractive
10 of the best cyber monday tv deals you'll actually want to shop
john dowd resigns as trump's lead lawyer in russia probe
"j.f.k. high cougars to go, fight, win"
christianity: is your family at risk?
dying woman sorry she won't get to see 37-year-old son grow up
"mosul offensive going faster than planned, iraqi pm says"
how wilmer valderrama helped make from dusk till dawn a featured attraction at this year's universal studios halloween horror nights
donald trump's attacks on a judge were racist and wrong: poll
15-year-old girl viciously torn apart by rabid pack of peers
"in a deadly crash, who should a driverless car kill -- or save?"
report: states quietly raising speed limits near failing schools
job placement service helps students who fail out of dad's alma mater find work at dad's company
empty 'about us' page leaves chinese buffet's origins shrouded in mystery
man forced to venture pretty far into wilds of internet to have opinion confirmed
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tesla announces major upgrade to original roadster
"italy's mount etna is erupting, and it's magnificent"
area ladder never thought it would end up a bookcase
land before time vi released straight to landfill
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calcutta fire marshal: many indian homes lack bride extinguisher
rocks thrown at police after killing allegedly armed man
teen worried about friend who tried pot
michele bachmann claims there's violence in israel because jesus is 'coming soon'
infographic: how to respond to an outbreak - success factors for fighting off ebola
area man dying to tell someone his cool password
this is how your grocery store is tricking you into spending more money
obama requests $3.7 billion to deal with border crisis
report: majority of time in pool spent urging others to enter pool
study finds 73% of marble statuettes of achilles used to beat to death wealthy dowager
you won't be able to unsee benedict cumberbatch imitating an otter
tv viewers outraged at timing of commercial break
restaurant's nacho challenge requires participants to watch man consume 3 pounds of nachos
holy s**t!': airplane lands right in front of driver on ny highway
report: bots now make up 22% of twitter executives
european vacation -- in philadelphia!
visit home referred to as vacation by parents
high school bully worried victims will realize he actually retarded faggot himself
shredyourex lets you destroy photos of your ex just in time for valentine's day
the role moderate republicans played in passing the civil rights act of 1964
supreme court unanimously upholds concealed gavel law
deadpool 2' trailer debuts josh brolin's cable and other x-citing mutants
police use exact right amount of force to subdue suspect
"weakened hurricane patricia spares mexican cities, hits remote areas"
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
alan colmes loses argument with nephew
making inequality the center of the 2016 debate
republicans argue whether obamacare repeal-and-delay strategy will work
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guantanamo bay begins construction on senior care wing
insufferable 8-year-old won't stop chanting 'romney'
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former mugabe deputy to be sworn in as president
preschooler asks to borrow classmate's notes on shapes
"we will not repeat the mistakes of the 2016 election,' vows nation still using internet"
bill o'reilly compares #blacklivesmatter movement to gestapo
michelle obama quietly reassigned to department of agriculture after butting heads with president
guinness forced to recognize bigger record book
convenience store employee given generous holiday bonus shift
comedian david koechner was 'shocked' to be kicked off 'snl'
"trump invites supporter, bbc cameraman to finish altercation at white house"
college graduate accepts position above parents' garage
cancer's next big thing -- immunotherapy
9-year-old reporter told to just be 'cute' has landed a book deal
"31-year-old now the only one of his friends who hasn't gotten married, divorced"
breast implants found to cause problems in laboratory mice
each of these quadruplets got accepted into harvard and yale
john orozco breaks down after qualifying for usa gymnastics team
2 university at albany students charged after pledge dies in hazing incident
man with widely circulated penis pictures not the most humiliated person at podium
virginia schools close after uproar over arabic calligraphy lesson
modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion
report: new 'the handmaid's tale' season focuses on dangers of feminism run amok
terrorism fan site full of spoilers
"on emmett till, black death spectacle, and cultural (mis)appropriation"
heroes everywhere are signing a petition to have deadpool host 'snl'
the mesmerizing photographs of eva schlegel arrive at park hyatt vienna
u.s. to give limestone-based economy a shot starting next week
faa assures public: air travel 'pretty safe'
plastic surgeon has leathery wife
area film buff wondering what pauline kael would say about cookie's fortune
huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows
your fafsa questions answered
north carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law
"honest, hardworking man leans against reliable pickup truck"
"new web series aims to tell stories of love, addiction and healing"
deadly tornadoes rip through texas as floods threaten midwest
marvel reimagines green goblin as left-handed
drew carey signs 75-year contract to host the price is right
congrats! you've been auto-enrolled -- now what?
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pierce brosnan offended by way new james bond holds gun
simpsons' creator on apu debate: 'people love to pretend they're offended'
new extended paternity leave offers dads more time to lose colleagues' respect
"my parents know all about my sex life, and it's awkward"
"mccain stares at screen, attempts to write family christmas letter"
woman's solo hiking trip shockingly doesn't have to do with inner journey or anything
arby's ceo arrested with trunk full of stolen horsey sauce
where all the teachers are above aveage
hurricane harvey and the failure of the free market
depressed nation really did not think it would take them this long to get over death of jack klugman
chinese tv show canceled after drawing only 180 million viewers
historical archives: to be sold - tri-cornered shoes
storied fantasy owner relocates to new ip address
10 winning recipes for the big game
wolf blitzer decks boston man who hasn't been healed by red sox baseball
but she can talk?
people think ivanka trump's new twitter bio is an insult to women
obamacare repeal could be more difficult than house republicans think
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rookie told to ease up on crime-scene tape
child abuse: how much is too much?
cory booker apologizes to wall street bankers for the mean things he's going to have to say about them
report: there still time to convert to christianity before christmas starts
north carolina sheriff's deputies disciplined over trump rally
baylor football coach ignoring 'culture problem' despite sex abuse
new york to host 1998 ill-will games
bugs infesting area apartment have no clear goal
what to expect when you're expecting a couch
"the resurrection according to scifi, part 3: harry potter"
"russell crowe reacts to death of john nash, 'a beautiful mind' mathematician"
prosecutor tells black congressmembers the war on drugs isn't racist
robert downey jr. volunteers to voice mark zuckerberg's real-life jarvis
relationship at point where woman has to learn boyfriend's family's weird card games
seth meyers' spoof ad shows how teenagers are actually saving the country
"someone stole a ton of very, very valuable bull semen"
new video game technology finally allows rendering of smaller breasts
civilian 'guard' fires gun while 'protecting' recruiting center
fans excited as 'solo' trailer sheds light on specifically how it will suck
donald trump's proposed cabinet would bring some fringe figures in from the cold
u.s. continues proud tradition of  diversity on front lines
"u.s. government opens special 5,000-acre area where americans can go blow off steam"
new audubon report finds 78% of female birds sexually harassed by stranger exposing colorful plumage
2015 mix queer experimental film festival coming to nyc
cocktail party gets as wild as it's going to get
"johnny depp now physically unable to walk unless whimsically teeter-tottering across rolling log, wobbly plank, or swaying beam"
gene simmons' message to wannabe rocker: 'get a damn job'
"professor sees parallels between things, other things"
new teen trend 'walking wet and nude' couldn't have caught on at worse time
al-qaeda sitcom filmed before live studio hostages
280 days of meryl streep's year spent being honored
empire state building reopens spire to visitors
spacecraft travel from all over galaxy to honor end of opportunity rover's life
russians at home and in america expect trump to deliver -- but on what depends
rotting smell in congress traced to decaying senator who died inside wall
u.n. fails to agree on independent inquiry of human rights abuses in yemen
obama orders guantánamo prisoners transferred to next president
dennis hastert argues humiliation over sexual abuse allegations is punishment enough
what older men want young men to know about love
two ministers claim they could face 180 years in jail for refusing to do gay weddings
save women's lives - end the helms overreach
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trump mocks christine blasey ford for forgetting basic facts about a woman's place
rightist critics of pope francis
the presidential debates should model themselves after 'pti' — for democracy
man from last week smacked into present day
new proposal could make it easier to research medical benefits of marijuana
rc car works up courage to approach group of girls
"beyoncé, me and the hbcu i should have gone to"
new nike deal ensures future for women's pro soccer in u.s.
you'll never believe what these wedding dresses are made of
rolos unveils new cryptocurrency exclusively for rolos customers
horrified geologists uncover millions of rocks in sprawling mass grave
"area man busts his ass all day, and for what?"
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huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 26
11 statement-making sunglasses under $50
god admits he was in pretty bad place while creating universe
trapped chilean miners considering how funny it would be if they all died right as rescuers completed tunnel
podiatrist a jerk
can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota?
trump has made afghanistan decision after 'rigorous' review: mattis
aquaman is a big fan of trump pulling out of the paris agreement
"while democrats held their convention, here's where the money was"
ceo would trade 5 percent of stock options for 10 percent more time with his kids
u.s. delegation visits myanmar to invest in community-based businesses
fighting rabies with awareness in the philippines
here's how you can help lgbtq communities around the country
ryan handed romney's latest political positions before walking on stage
pope francis asks congregation if it's okay if they do a low-key easter this year
raid on nacho-supremacist compound uncovers guacamole-making materials
trump unveils exclusive double platinum–level press room for only select few journalists
aging airliner flies out to sea to die
what experts say about waiting to cut your baby's umbilical cord
milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life
10 smart gift ideas for the healthiest cook on your list
heartbroken chris brown always thought rihanna was woman he'd beat to death
russian-iranian arms sale: repercussions of the nuclear talks
first family gets pet asp
kid not getting in strange van for anything less than king-size bar
mel gibson - his performance in 'payback' still not getting enough credit
mario batali reduced to selling bowl of ravioli on craigslist
tearful tim kaine wandering around backstage at debate asking if anyone has seen his running mate
"lost cat, dog on journey die immediately"
u.s.-backed syrian rebels launch operation against isis in raqqa
ap reporter wounded in afghanistan vows to return
area man killed in committee
fiorina spotted in indiana ahead of cruz announcement
who warns about resurgence of guinea worm disease as 150-ton parasite splashes out of sea
"climate change this week: the munchkin dilemma, solar cash crop and more!"
7 cool colleges you've probably never heard of
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this is what sikh looks like
angry voters not soothed by clinton's policy prescriptions
"great, daughter measuring self-worth against some 13-year-old named skyla now"
"man pours all his culinary talents into inserting, removing pizza from oven"
single nurse can't help but notice man isolated for ebola not wearing a ring
kinky recessive gene loves being dominated
bone broth: more important than a passing trend
90 zen teachers pledge to change culture that fosters abuse
the women's march inspired them to run. now they're unseating gop men.
woman's face-down halloween dummy gets repeated 911 calls
mom makes sure everyone has masturbated before long car ride
must-see tv' now enforced by law
middle-aged funeral director buys flashy red hearse
parent trap' producers recall euthanizing lindsay lohan clone after completing filming
trump's evangelical advisors urged him to protect dreamers
charmin introduces new disposable toilet paper
biden urges paul ryan to check out nude scene from 'porky's' on phone
"he told his boyfriend, 'i love you.' his boyfriend's response brought him to tears. (video)"
everyone on campus afraid of that one bar
third-grader prays  massive deficit coupled with decreased tax base causes district-wide school  closings tomorrow
u.n. weapons inspectors thoroughly unimpressed with yemeni weapons
fey rights group demands distinction from homosexuals
"as i grieve, 'maybe' has become a positive tool to help me find balance"
"guys, someone edited chris farley into the 'mission: impossible' trailer"
renamed arena will always be verizon wireless amphitheater to locals
divorced man forced to get back down to dating weight
8 do's and don'ts of religion-themed halloween costumes
banking reform measure prevents chick-fil-a from calling itself a bank
lin-manuel miranda disses donald trump in 'my shot' remix on 'snl'
"putin condemns ukrainian people's unprovoked 1,000-year occupation of south russia"
ikea ceo wants new desk on his desk by end of day
suspected killer of little girl worked for police
spoof gum commercial chews away at islamophobia in the best possible way
white house responds to sexual misconduct allegations against roy moore
want to get shot out of a cannon? call bello the clown
france's far-right national front win big in regional elections
55 incredible photos of girls going to school around the world
tide of war turns after rumsfeld's inspiring barracks pep talk
police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing
read the new federal court ruling blocking trump's travel ban
frustrated man can't believe he can still hear construction worker hammering his wife at this hour
senate subcommittee on energy and water development more like a family
new obesity drug delicious
"weird kid opts to sit perfectly still, let universe decide his fate after teacher instructs class to pair up"
how to track santa claus' flight around the world this christmas eve
coffee nail art that will perk up your monday morning
british royal family concerned after queen elizabeth ii beheads 7 tourists
this is the most unexpected rumor of the day
is the 'gay parent trap' killing queer culture?
5 fashion trends that could be hurting your health
bouncer moved to tears by tale of friends already in club
ns/nd/c/dwf wondering why she can't find someone
this university is pledging free tuition to students displaced by harvey
report: there never been a better time to buy than right now
process and presentness: the work of israel lund
facebook's war continues against fake profiles and bots
will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore?
dad holds best buy salesman's feet to fire with question about hdtv compatibility
donald trump is beating the drum of war
l.a. school district reaches $88-million settlement in sex misconduct cases at two campuses
report: one guy really fucking up 4-way frisbee circle
star wars gamer magazine boldly claims to be the leading magazine for star wars gamers
there's no way james comey said what trump claims he did
north korea returns to normalcy with synchronized disco jump-rope gala
author accepts award on ghostwriters' behalf
migrant and refugee children find a home in greece's intercultural schools
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
is your privacy being violated? an exclusive hidden-camera investigation
patty jenkins 'extremely distressed' over brett ratner allegations
"how trump really feels about queer people, explained in one sentence"
word origins as comics: what makes the news easy to swallow
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nra touts oliver north's expertise at avoiding jail time for colluding with hostile foreign powers
area boy enters jumping-and-touching-tops-of-doorways phase
"man proposes to girlfriend on romantic plane ride, immediately throws up"
nj man responds to police summons in grossest possible way
"ferguson is not among the most dangerous places in the world, donald trump"
watch live: how to make your favorite summer treats
quantico' star's ode to fried chicken will brighten your day
sean spicer finally calls it quits after 6 months of humiliations
a new shade of green collaborations taking shape in boulder
gay guys get personal and ask straight men all of their burning questions
"drew droege is sassy, sloshed and single in a hilarious new play"
report: mom and dad's house starting to smell like grandma and grandpa's house
man forced to come up with 45 seconds of facial expressions while waitress lists off specials
the unicorn frappuccino is coming to a starbucks near you
from hunter to hunted: 5 attraction marketing strategies to pull in more prospects
entire nation pitches in to save yosemite
congressional hearing goof pulls back the curtain on how washington really works
jerry sandusky hoping judge takes it easy on him with sentencing
cash-strapped oscars to give out emmys
ariel castro failed by system
elder abuse growing into a national crisis
astronomers discover most distant galaxy yet
obama to end automatic residency for cuban migrants
ted cruz skyrockets in polls after head permanently sealed within iron mask
become who you are: the world's first legally recognized cyborg may be onto something
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dozens of social issues thankful they never had to go toe-to-toe with muhammad ali
jimmy carter to make rare address to britain's house of lords
"skip the haunted houses, take a digital tour of abandoned buildings instead"
monster undeterred by night-light
"we've seen the future of flight, and it's awesome"
tucker carlson's bizarre rant over lauren duca
palestinian youth and the psychological impact of violence
applebee's introduces new 50 appetizers for $250 special
5 of the best wurst on planet barbecue
clinton dragged up on stage to sing 'sweet home alabama' with the band
area man under impression he got dressed up
coping with holiday grief
dinty moore breaks long silence on terrorism with full-page ad
"area man, woman each have thorough list of why they should break up on standby"
mythbusters team struck down by zeus
doctors discover purpose of appendix is to contain human soul
conservatives to white working class: drop dead
kim kardashian and the toxic trend of bad celebrity health advice
typhoon meranti slams into china causing mayhem
unesco weighs in on debate over where jesus was baptized
video breaks down how 'whiteness' as a construct shaped the election
nuestra palabra: latino writers having their say
inaccuracy of every single detail forces student paper to pull story at last minute
woman still holding onto hope that toxic friendship could blossom into a toxic relationship
international atom registry allows customers to name atom after loved one
red lobster criticized for decimating biscuit populations along cheddar bay
house republicans prepare their next move on immigration
"a toe in the arctic ocean: canada's northwest territories on the looney front, part 2"
eric trump poses with carcass of safari guide shot on african hunting trip
elderly man skipping work uses 'dead grandson' excuse again
russian orphans devastated after realizing trump tower meeting not about getting them adopted
onion twitter password changed to onionman77
the best style moments from wimbledon 2015
wife already knows the one thing she'll say that can never be taken back
man's ear violently contorted in earphone's vice grip
"everyone doing it, schoolyard sources allege"
white house declares war on dsl provider
5 life lessons i learned from holding a garage sale
world war ii hero cursed out for driving speed limit
kenneth starr orders lbj exhumed for investigation of possible sexual impropriety
report: puerto rico situation remains dire despite months of no help whatsoever
health experts urge parents to dramatically reduce childrens' on-screen time
the ingredient that's worse than sugar -- and 2 others to watch for
the one thing that makes steve aoki nervous
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martin luther king jr. day celebrates 30th anniversary
"in india, gaps in quality of care leave women seeking sterilization vulnerable"
"at dnc, democrats spoke out on a topic that republicans mostly avoided"
the 10 most crushworthy leading women in ya
all u.s. males renamed dudley
tuesday's morning email: ebola contracted outside of west africa
florida dope haul: seized heroin packets bear donald trump's image
new 'dumb and dumber to' clip shows a very special celeb cameo
attractive woman surprised to learn coworker a dick
man who lost leg to whale decides to let it go
did president trump really say he may have taped director comey?
jimmy fallon announces new children's book
area man accidentally responds to own 'm4m' ad
investigators trace cause of notre dame fire to cathedral's outdated 12th-century electrical system
panicking romney attempts to lay off debate moderator
californian falls to his death from cliff trying to rescue his dog
congress splits into male and female senators to discuss newest reproductive bill
the corgi fan art that will melt your pop culture-loving heart
"donald trump had a no good, very sad homecoming"
game of thrones' showrunners disappointed with how quality of fans has dropped off over past couple seasons
monday's morning email: the aftermath of the worst mass shooting in u.s. history
"defense needs to be more physical, reports man slumped on couch for past 5 hours"
"trump lawyers anxious 4,731st shoe will drop"
look: surfer almost runs over shark with stand-up paddleboard and has no idea
stanley introduces new sawed-off hot glue shotgun
"pitt, aniston to quietly separate"
apple gave a major shot in the arm to wearable tech
"walker, rubio plans renew reaganism for our age"
point of story apparently that man ate at restaurant
poor people's campaign is the angry response to inequality america needs
sienna miller finds the fake 'american sniper' baby just as humorous as the rest of us
brazilian 'surfer angel' considered for sainthood
tiffany haddish needs to win every award after this hilarious acceptance speech
"cupid cop gave out roses, cards on valentine's day instead of tickets"
"middle east small talks to focus on getting israel, palestine to discuss weather"
muslim woman runs boston marathon to raise money for refugees
equinox explores the fundamentals of lgbtq life in stunning new pride video
george zimmerman's attorney opens second day of trial with trayvon martin impression
why send humans to space when we can send robots?
sharper image vows 'we will be undersold'
more mosques receive letter threatening genocide as police close in on suspected author
roy moore refusing to withdraw from alabama 13-year-old
27-year-old unsure whether he can pull off keeping framed picture of wife on desk
mesquite bbq visine selling poorly outside texas
quincy suspects murder
how the axact scandal changed pakistan's media
teacher seniority: the seat belts of the education profession
3 dead after car plows into group of trick-or-treaters
report: most terrorists do not start the day off with a good breakfast
war in afghanistan: enough is enough
yahoo's newfront pulses to steve aoki's edm beat
russia denies it has compromising information on donald trump
the case for holistic education in the wake of charlottesville violence
stephen colbert let deray mckesson interview him about his whiteness
"20 million americans without health care attend painful, labored march on washington"
"what people are buying on amazon this week, besides baby banana toothbrushes"
meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement
nation's creepy middle school gym teachers also come out in favor of circumcision
august 9: a day of repentence
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over-hydrated terrier proud owner of six city blocks
regular on sandy hook truth forum complaining about recent decline in quality of discussion
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a record number of people have drowned trying to reach europe this year
"for palestinians, there is no leaving on a jet plane"
violinist sick of doing mozart covers
partygoer rolls a couple of fat burritos to pass around
trump lawyer shares image of hillary saying she 'murdered an ambassador'
dakota access pipeline standoff lapses into violence
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khloe kardashian poses braless for women's health and looks amazing
little league pitcher totally in awe after giving up grand slam
mass mobs' are taking over detroit's catholic churches
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week
sixth-grader's family tree fails to hold up to scrutiny
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"someone replaced train sounds with screams, and it's genius"
"a death row-themed restaurant is about to happen, people aren't stoked"
obama plans to tackle major education inequality
cracks emerge in rodrigo duterte's horrific philippine drug war
jimmy carter to discuss cancer diagnosis on thursday
"sanders hits bill clinton on welfare reform, trade"
the nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know
kfc responds to stockpiling trend with 576-piece bucket
sony unveils matte-black box of red and green lights
scenes from a drunken huddle of angry white men
48 syrian civilians massacred during claire danes' emmy award acceptance speech
encouraging report from radical extremist think tank finds america no safer since 9/11
broadway veteran sets the record straight about 'hamilton'
"man's bloodstream enjoys hour-long intermission between coffee, alcohol blitzes"
new iphone application tracks progress of deceased loved ones' decomposition
trump maps out plan for first 100 days of not conceding election
former big celebrity finds new career as pathetic former celebrity
fire department deploys unmarked trucks
greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'
everything that's wrong with business in america given promotion
psychic phone service devastates competition by only hiring the best psychics
american muslims are fearful but resilient about their place in trump's america
3 reasons i haven't told people i'm doing ivf
working while sick isn't a hillary thing. it's an american thing.
landlord promises to figure out why leaky ceiling not his fault
best-laid plans of mice mostly cheese-related
"misery may love company, but your company should not love misery"
sherpa can already tell you're not going to make it
kevin hart humors woman who thinks he's chris rock
adele's new bodyguard is sending the internet into meltdown
no more 'reconciliation' talk
obama supporter has perfectly improbable explanation absolving president from blame for scandals
wife's needs gross
area man worried health care debate might be getting political
this innocent map looks just like a penis
"new cheney memoir reveals he's going to live full, satisfied life without ever feeling remorse and there's nothing we can do about it"
couple wouldn't have stayed in loveless marriage if they knew that's how kid would turn out
democratic senators vow transportation bill fight over safety
"race relations: forgetting ferguson, remembering 1967, contemplating the future"
white house finally reveals whether donald trump has confidence in jeff sessions
airlines change the carry-on rules
nhl athlete offers the worst non-apology for a slur in sports history
post-retirement work may not save your golden years
gop health care bill disinvests in women's health
the most important first step to success
mark zuckerberg: 'you should be grateful all your incessant oversharing online is actually worth something'
donald trump's sacking of james comey is a test for republicans
helpful museum map highlights exhibits visitors don't have to feel too bad about skipping
stephen hawking: trump's climate policies could turn earth into venus
behind the black curtain with tom brady: tears and concerns over patriots' dynasty
danielle laporte's white hot truth soothes self-help fatigue
someone spotted a new pixar easter egg from 'the good dinosaur'
marco rubio's rivals take aim at his history on immigration
people's opinions on voter id laws can be racialized thanks to one image
deadlocked supreme court: 'someone's voting twice'
this bio-mom and stepmom's friendship is nothing short of inspiring
"what it's like to get nexplanon, the birth control implant in your arm"
"simple task of going to post office feels like weight of 10,000 boulders"
area man does his best thinking on his atv
how does one set a price on a historic site?
good food and healthy families make a beautiful home
u.s. assures hong kong that their protest just one of many issues white house staying silent on
fifty shades of marina: the new literary sensation
what to expect from 'the simpsons'/'family guy' crossover
obama reminds nation that he's taking personal day next friday
american richard thaler wins nobel economics prize
how to make the perfect mother's day breakfast
man can't wait to find out if millennium falcon gets out of that tunnel
"neil gorsuch is neither republican nor democrat, says chief justice roberts"
biggest data leak in history reveals the global reach of dirty money
anti-vaxxers have neil degrasse tyson worried
i used an app to buy only ethical food. it was really hard.
local woman considers telling gynecologist whole truth
"d-wade, udonis haslem, and lebron opt out"
6 things you need to know about drowsy driving
ferguson protesters chain mall doors shut in seattle: cops
millions head to internet to figure out their own opinions about debate
nasa announces plans to launch chimpanzee into sun
mom uses face-painting skills to turn kids into 'something magical'
3 simple tips to practice daily gratitude
aretha franklin demands f-u-d-g-e
target of future drone attack urges american intervention in syria
let's try to talk about race
dancing with thieves
swarthmore college president surprises community
the quiet practice where i found my voice
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san francisco makes a major statement against north carolina's hateful new law
"jury finds man guilty of murdering wife and children, but gets it"
diamonds are a girl's best friend -- and other feminist truths
"american public clarifies rational, measured response to this terror threat doesn't preclude panicked overreaction in future"
"yes, trump has the power to launch a nuclear attack on his own"
the lawsuit against black lives matter and the central meaning of the first amendment
captain kirk's life flashes before dying trekkie's eyes
here's a brilliant way to talk to kids about race and privilege
t.j. maxx job application just asks prospective employees how much they plan to  shoplift
new york times editorial board endorses john kasich for gop nomination
the supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.
leading probability researchers confounded by three coworkers wearing same shirt color on same day
study finds only 20% of seminary graduates go on to become god
law enforcement and mental illness: not what they're meant for
"a big shift is coming, and it could uber-ize entire industries"
bill clinton admits that knowing what he knows now he would have still preyed on women
teen responsible for all six items in clarksburg police blotter
video shows london marathoner helping fellow runner over finish line
celebrity collector: alison sweeney
being comfortable with fear
slowly rotating pie a metaphor for trucker's failing marriage
new study finds human beings were never meant to wake up from sleep
planet earth' pa still trying to get release forms from every bird in serengeti
woman knew ever since age 40 she didn't want children
madcap romp escalates into zany hijinks
"cockroach milk might be the hot new superfood, according to science"
congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans
twitter goes crazy after ugandan president museveni takes mysterious roadside call
every day of local dad's life an endless battle to hold on to good pen
deray mckesson breaks down the real meaning of the 'ferguson effect'
christmas eve shooting kills 1 at louisiana mall
"people are inherently good,' world halfheartedly mutters"
vespa corporation enchants another slight little man-child
can the american idol 2  winner end kelly clarkson's pop-chart dominance?
salmon just knows it going to jump right into grizzly bear's mouth
voters look on in horror as 3 new republican candidates appear in place of scott walker
these creative newborn photos are adorably whimsical
roomba claims another pet gerbil
tesla's elon musk is thinking about designing an electric plane
rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are 'untrue'
huffpollster: most americans support a pathway to citizenship for unauthorized immigrants
who said it: renowned racist george wallace or donald trump? we seriously can't tell.
britney and her sons cover people magazine
"huckabee decries obamacare's failure to help slow, cross-eyed cousin who got kicked by mule"
report finds more americans putting off children until companies are ready
huffpollster: voters overwhelmingly say losing candidates should concede
warning: this 1988 home video of a kid getting a nintendo is intensely nostalgic
clinton vetoes 'stab clinton' bill
nine rules for effective online content
"attorney, client privileged"
evil hong kong kung-fu legions petition for right to attack two at a time
"breaking: wait—sorry, false alarm"
"new york times' vr program takes user inside immersive, 3d world of paul krugman"
"i was assaulted on campus 20 years ago, and i'm still 'carrying that weight'"
my beautiful reward and the 7 lessons it has taught me
area man outraged his private information being collected by someone other than advertisers
wearable sensors can tell if you're sick before you even feel it
report: majority of ufo abductions committed by alien that person knows
ask the art professor: how can i make the transition to teaching art at the college level?
2 koreas make history marching under unified flag in olympics opener
fda approves new pasta shape
real world producers still looking to fill eating-disorder slot
birchbox founders reveal the best and worst business advice they've ever received
ted cruz upsets donald trump in maine republican caucus
what's half of $33.35?
hillary clinton hints at presidential ambitions by concealing information from american people
orrin hatch trolls utah newspaper that wants him to retire
you've never seen the victoria's secret angels like this before
stephen breyer sets supreme court record for most gavels in mouth
filipino artists protest donald trump's visit with swastika effigy
saudi prince visits injured yemeni child in hospital to finish the job
all-dad blues band a critical disappointment
concert security guard would willingly give his life to protect coldplay
2015's first year-end music mashup is incredible
shy shelter dog's reaction to getting adopted is the definition of joy on earth
pigeon trying to act nonchalant about fresh vomit on sidewalk
recording academy reminds aging musicians to die before december 15 to be included in 2017 grammy tributes
fbi agent still tasked with following noam chomsky around prepares for another day in local panera
the 23 best songs of 2014
"u.s. women's ice hockey team crushes finland, heads to olympic finals"
weather channel destroys breitbart over bs climate change story
how synagogues honor non-jewish congregants on yom kippur
"mike pence may have won the debate, but lost points with donald trump"
open-minded man tries to get news from variety of facebook friends
donald trump jr.'s rnc speech uses lines from conservative columnist
man announces plan to take out anger on first less powerful person he sees
a primer on the press and the white house
30 unbeleafably adorable gifts for plant lovers
game changer: 4 reasons digital learning thwarts feelings of failure
cambridge analytica offers 75% off all facebook user data for blowout closing sale
where did my super cape go?
celebs' most iconic grammys outfits ever
americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue
why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie
back for a second season: hardwired 2.0
apple announces plans for new ipad with extra storage drawer
"bryant gumbel thanked donald trump for nfl rant, and for good reason"
my link to muhammad  ali through parkinson's
comey bolsters case for obstruction of justice by trump
poll finds 68% of iowans turned on by knowledge whole nation watching
poll finds 78% of americans would vote for liberty bell
great lover also great at slinking out
mila kunis and kate mckinnon are the world's worst action heroes in new trailer
"mosquito- and tick-borne diseases have tripled, but the cdc won't say it's climate change"
new epa regulations would force power plants to find 30% more loopholes by 2030
obama: 'i'm going to do what i can through executive action' on immigration
cool glitch effect on movie studio logo must mean shit about to go down
why gq's amy schumer cover is a little disappointing
pierced tongue fails to make local woman less boring
"a rising tide lifts all boats,' but the boatless are left to suffer"
the entrepreneurial advantage
supreme court foreshadows big constitutional ruling in immigration case
dick cheney takes george h.w. bush criticisms as 'mark of pride'
here's how senate democrats plan to beef up domestic security after the san bernardino shooting
homosexual tearfully admits to being governor of new jersey
"suicide attack at methodist church in pakistan kills nine, wounds dozens"
the end of the road
the crossfit case for equal pay
new numeric boggle challenges players to find integers
graphic novel perfectly captures post-grad life
government shutdown forces national zoo to turn off panda suicide cam
adapting change to fit complexity
florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case
russia vows to expand 'black list' of americans in response to new sanctions
one blow could change.. life': boxer overcame rough childhood to become inspiring athlete
new religious freedom bill gives small business owners right to annul any gay marriage
woman profoundly moved by lyrics artist put zero time or effort into
"mom getting pretty into new tyler, the creator album"
how san antonio's dominant defense is fueling title hopes
report: a lot of people's dream is to have sex with a ghost
look: the ultimate tiny home is in a dumpster
medical professionals fact-check 'grey's anatomy' sex scenes
a bittersweet goodbye to pregnancy
rumsfeld equally proud of all his wars
"first date going really well,' thinks man who hasn't stopped talking yet"
me and mrs. jones' singer billy paul has died
democrats will insist on 60 votes for trump's high court nominee
3 key nutrients for better brainpower
here's the 'hocus pocus' remake you never knew you wanted
itunes is illegal under uk copyright law
the hollow republican promises to 'read the bill'
hopper from 'stranger things' wore a holiday sweater and became a meme
violinist sick of doing mozart covers
family' groups praise president trump's decision to roll back trans rights
gop leaders celebrate passing point of no return
mad men' premiere features group of actors who are scared to death of never making transition to film
new law requires sex offenders to inform residents before moving into their homes
bill to regulate e-cigarettes clears california legislative hurdle
overworked nation wishes it could just unplug from it all like puerto rico
jake tapper hits back at trump: he's nastier to me and don lemon than he is to putin
when autocorrect and sexting collide
taco bell's five ingredients combined in totally new way
"lost' possibly still airing in parallel dimension, desperate fans report"
ryan reynolds wished his brother a happy birthday the only way he knows how
a devastating story of friendship and heartbreak that definitely passes the bechdel test
photographer highlights kids with rare genetic conditions in stunning photos
chaplain who said there's 'no such thing as transgenderism' now says obeying constitution serves satan
"women in business q&a: roxane divol, svp and gm, trust services, symantec"
ritalin cures next picasso
news of uncle's death deleted by spam filter
woman mad boyfriend not jealous she danced with other guy
twitter applauds trump's demands for 'law and order'
"helping the planet, and your appetite, by dining on invasive species"
here's what it's like to be somebody who hates everyone and everything
stone-hearted ice witch forgoes exclamation point
10 motivational phrases to tell yourself today
philip morris scientists discover 'pussy lung' virus
hate-crime bill stalled by pro-hate lobby
teacher bitches about paycheck to sixth-grade class
this is what earth would be like without the moon
mitch mcconnell walks back roy moore criticism
samsung smart tv owner learning about majority of features from leaked cia documents
the world's best marathons
exhausted olympian finally decides to rent pyeongchang hotel room instead of flying home to america each night
fisherman's worst nightmare comes true
friday's morning email: flynn reportedly wants immunity
correct theory discarded in favor of more exciting theory
fbi has 'grave concerns' on republican-authored fisa memo trump wants released
new robot capable of unhealthily repressing emotion
smoke detector saves family from buying new batteries for remote
trump's prefrontal cortex admits it can't possibly filter all impulsive comments coming from rest of brain
here's one major way the senate is stuck in the past
"architect presents obama with generic options for war memorial that could work for syria, libya, yemen"
halliburton gets contract to pry gold fillings from new orleans corpses' teeth
huckabee forced to attend fundraiser with head stuck in molasses crock
this parody perfectly explains how lovely it was to be a woman in 2016
new parenting trend involves just handing children bulleted list of things to accomplish by 30
hillary clinton aims to regain momentum at debate after surprise defeat in michigan
fat couple's love like a fat flower
interview with elaine jung
the two non-interventionists
"lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports"
at least two killed in blast at peace march in ukraine
jason momoa reveals he spent months becoming useless dumbass to get into character for 'aquaman'
fall of inversions
freshman dorm kept cool by 870 fans
here's a terrifying view of a baseball fan's one-handed catch
the real reason silicon valley is the world's most elusive tourist attraction
"leslie allen merritt jr., suspect in phoenix freeway shootings, says he is 'wrong guy'"
radio station playing controversial 'little drummer boy' on repeat in defiance of those who claim it contains sexually predatory themes
bernie sanders has a very lonely but very committed following on wall street
sales of ivanka trump products surged last month
the effects of 'western' colonization of india on the lives and future of the women of the indian-subcontinent
corn lobby tightens the screws
nfl player shares some good news about his daughter's cancer treatment
family business
"car crashes straight through restaurant window, injuring 4"
"alaska airlines employee calls tomi lahren 'tami,' twitter loves it"
man's anxiety not about to let depression muscle in on turf
stormy daniels day' declared in west hollywood as adult star gets key to city
trust no one:' a talk with jayne ann krentz
lawyer urged by mother to include younger brother in murder trial
3 ways you can be a more positive leader
here's how anti-vaxxers actually sound
prosthetic arm stuck in vending machine
has d-day arrived for cuba?
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 23
sean spicer quietly puts painting back over unfinished escape tunnel
the 'perfect body' is a lie. i believed it for a long time and let it shrink my life
report: nuclear arsenal will go bad unless used by 2000
from peach cobbler to banana pudding: 10 delicious labor day desserts
watch: clearing world anger
acoustic-guitar-wielding trump tells congress 'this here's the story of america'
alpha male marries tri-delta female
these simple facebook shortcuts will save you time
6 diy stress hacks using what's in your closet
sophie turner burns bright in these first-look images of 'x-men: dark phoenix'
"everything's $10,000' chain goes out of business"
nobel prize winners demand better health care for victims of sexual violence in colombia
message under juice cap totally applies to area woman
realtor was not expecting such hard-hitting questions about water pressure
huffpost exclusive: greece pre-election poll
there's nothing wrong with those of us who want to color our gray hair
hollywood announces plan to remake jimmy stewart
new tech-support caste arises in india
trump refers to immigrants as 'animals.' again.
trump administration refusing to disclose names of white house diamond elite members
"to stop police shootings, we need to move beyond 'bad cops'"
ukrainian lawmaker outlines details on alleged payments to trump campaign chief
what to watch on hulu that's new this week
the workplace revolution: adding company culture to the mix
"matt shepard is a friend of mine,' and my son"
why lebron wanted to go home
some guy at bar lived in san francisco for a summer and liked it a lot
nation surprised to realize it wants more john travolta
how to swear like a local
having awkward conversation with coworkers in alternate venue referred to as 'going out to lunch'
mom responds to unsolicited advice about improving her postpartum body
37 separate aneurysms on verge of rupturing inside reince priebus' brain
"thursday's morning email: dems say they have deal on daca, trump tweets otherwise"
jesse eisenberg compares comic-con to genocide
new study finds americans need 6 hours of sleep at work
new custard could cause worldwide flandemic
woman with low self-esteem boosts area man's self-esteem
who's the old guy at lollapalooza?
desperate u.s. colleges weigh emergency bob marley legend ban
how some of trump's bad tweets are helping puppies and kittens
gucci mane sentenced!
43-year-old with skateboard not fooling anyone
chadwick boseman to deliver howard university commencement speech
mental hospital fire leaves hundreds of demons homeless
"physically fit, emotionally stable kim jong-un addresses un after finally getting nuclear ambitions out of system"
area man still talking about crazy productive afternoon 4 months ago
why this lawyer quit his job to open a national mustard museum
get ready to capture pokémon in the real world with your smartphone
when it's worthwhile to pay extra airline fees
trump takes moment to thank all the fear in audience for making this night possible
"6 ways to cut wedding costs, according to wedding planners"
saudi crown prince's unprecedented power grab could come to haunt him
ted danson totally nails tonight show interview
supreme court told to take down tip jar
"huffpost expands its reporting, video and audio teams with latest round of new hires"
jpso arrests girlfriend of man slain by jefferson deputies in new orleans
scott disick and 18-year-old lindsay vrckovnik are apparently just friends
aides request john bolton please stop setting fire to middle east tactical map
christ to wed longtime backup singer
"day 2: mosel riesling, how divine"
there's going to be a 'law & order' reality show where you decide the verdict
mike pompeo defects to north korea after learning about kim jong-un's torture program
report: 70% of trump endorsements made after staring at bedroom ceiling for 4 hours
pixar animator reveals the magic ingredient that adds soul to stories
"increasing number of couples now using surrogates to have, raise baby"
"nation's tourists announce plans to form circle, clap hands around guys doing flips and stuff"
albuquerque cops who shot homeless man will not face federal charges
congressional candidate distances himself from 'atheist' label
"this women's strike won't accomplish anything,' reports man who will boycott upcoming 'avengers' movie"
who's law is it anyways?
malnutrition rates are up worldwide. here's why.
construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools
taco bell to offer discreet purchasing charged under 'tbfoodsllc'
older brother of omran daqneesh dies from injuries sustained in airstrike
new dog sick of being compared to old one
#badpicturemonday is the hashtag we all should embrace right now
leslie jones just couldn't contain herself during new york fashion week
bruce springsteen concert totally changes area man's mind about voting
john ashcroft silences reporters with warning shot
portia munson talks color and empowerment at frieze
"lois gibbs: 'the government wouldn't help me, so i decided to do it myself'"
eddie vedder finally goes away
4 classic italian wines that are easily available in the u.s.
10 super chic holiday party ideas you'll wish you thought of first
"sauce-spatter analysis allows investigators to reconstruct horrific, grisly consumption of meatball sub"
milosevic dreams he's slaughtering ethnic albanians in his underwear
"malcolm-jamal warner likens cosby scandal to woody allen, roman polanski controversies"
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exterminator kind of surprised apartment doesn't have roaches
2 virginia tech students charged in missing 13-year-old girl's murder
technology unfortunately allows distant friends to reconnect
vin diesel breaks off tracking collar against rocky outcropping
"ruthless, powerful ceo has become very thing he loves most"
side salad clearly made from hamburger toppings
watch kristin davis' 'sex and the city' nightmare sketch come true
"hey, remember when bernie sanders played a rabbi in a rom-com?"
"retire! dance! die! but first, pass the chocolate. boomers according to google"
conservationist known for exposing ivory & rhino trade stabbed to death
man who jumped motorcycle onto hijacked bullet train never thought he'd see stories like his being told by hollywood
ozone repletion project nearly finished
bush frustrated by mother's constant questioning of his plans post-white house
vatican appoints 'new generation' cardinal head of key archdiocese
horrible pack of theme-restaurant waitresses alerted of patron's birthday
"my mother hated tattoos, so naturally i got one for her"
driver rules out driver error in crash
the political theology of trumpian evangelicalism
"when a man's wheelchair got stuck in a storm, this cop did something great"
area man seated next to lou reed on roller coaster
retired factory worker had no idea earnings from '50s would have to support 3 generations of family
unapologetic self-portraits that shatter perceptions of disability
tale of two primaries and how to uphold majority rule
trees planted in poor neighborhood mature just in time for gentrification
a guide to sex at 50 and beyond
why george w. bush should not march in selma
ratings low for npr morning zoo crew
lebron james guarantees cleveland will win numerous regular season games
partially faded hand stamp undermining everything prosecutor says
adam sandler's red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger
the 4 types of bosses… and how to manage up to them
gold bracelet picked up at pharmacy
john kerry sits in shadows of kiev café awaiting woman known only as dasha
gun goes off during life's third act
wedding couple does lightsaber duel instead of first dance
how educating a market can grow your small business
brexit prompts calls from other nations to leave eu
we reached out to other clients of louis c.k.'s manager and got radio silence
"joy to the world, the griswold family christmas sportscast is here"
monica lewinsky: 'i'm not alone anymore' thanks to the me too movement
ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters
"inaugural parade route for donald trump doesn't violate first amendment, court rules"
hhs secretary tom price says 'nobody will be worse off financially' under obamacare repeal
"artist transforms gallery into a basketball court, all in the name of 'space jam'"
"bp opens multi-floor, 1,000-pump flagship gas station in times square"
the funniest tweets from women this week
hillary clinton wows russians with poignant chekhovian monologue
4 resolutions every runner should make
you thought flint was bad? see the lead levels in california children
gay marriage opponents warn supreme court ruling could put nation on slippery slope to rationality
paul ryan cuts $120 million in wasteful spending from romney campaign
george clooney enjoys another rousing evening at home with mummified members of rat pack
scientific american somehow makes woman feel bad about her body
lin-manuel miranda takes bow as hamilton one last time
conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate
republican congressmen torched at angry town hall meetings in california
can you trick your body into burning more fat?
sister act' remake proves hollywood needs to stop
lone ant crawling through kitchen trumpets arrival of horde
eddie murphy receives mark twain prize at kennedy center
navy admiral thinks he's 'mr. important'
dad receives advance intelligence on visiting son's new eyeliner
yolo joe: 11 reasons why biden should jump in already
sanders: 'everybody can bear some of the responsibility' for va troubles
u.s. soldiers ask rumsfeld if they could get surprise visit from loved ones instead
fda confirms psilocybin reduces risk of mindlessly following society's rules like fucking lemming
gop convention to feature strong lineup of conservative women listeners
nicaraguan diplomat drops deadly spider onto john kerry's blanket
man defends home state's license plate design
donald trump and steve wynn: a hastily formed team of rivals with deeply questionable motives
gunman opens fire in own mcdonald's
walking dead' actor responds to backlash over shocking death
college basketball player with inoperable brain tumor raises $1 million for charity
amount of halloween candy collected down 15 percent
stephen miller palms ice agent $50 bill in exchange for a little alone time with detained migrants
stop hating trump voters
frustrated sycophant can't figure out what boss wants to hear
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botanists discover trees are all slowly trying to strangle each other
man confused by compliment from person whose career he can't help
doctors no closer to cure for old-person smell
gap debuts new line of children's sweaters to clutch to chest when son goes missing
"it's real easy,' declares it guy about to speak incoherently for next 30 seconds"
gop leaders confident they'll have cruelty necessary to pass healthcare bill
gorilla won't stop saying 'gorilla' in sign language
"after one too many fouls, the world cup deserves a red card"
life between curfews and kids
hope solo says ex-fifa president sepp blatter groped her
new national park caters to business travelers
12 ways to make your divorce as expensive as possible
parents finally tell 2-year-old about 9/11
karen mcdougal released from contract restricting her from discussing trump affair
donald trump jr's twitter feud with jimmy kimmel
area woman has already figured out who killed the vicar
"after seeing a fifth-grader get bullied, this group of boys vowed to stand up for him"
epa takes real steps toward curbing smog pollution - now we need your voice
putin starts off morning by sitting down to write the day's news
man claims ex cares more about 'nonexistent' singing career than their daughter
what is needed for youth entrepreneurship in mena?
celebrating the 10th anniversary of the huffington post
mike pence brings wife up onstage to help demonstrate how much contact appropriate before marriage
paul ryan slits auto mechanic's throat to kick off gop purge of working class
"with ebola no longer an international emergency, let's recall how america lost its mind over it"
woman who teaches special-needs children killing it at dinner party
forget driverless cars. flying vehicles are almost here
how repealing obamacare will hit the lgbt community extra-hard
alton sterling's family demands action from baton rouge officials
87-year-old musician dies after performing 'there's no business like show business'
new york times seeks court order to remove tuesdays with morrie from bestseller list
amazon 1-click bankrupts area parkinson's sufferer
the internet is having a field day comparing justin bieber and orlando bloom's nude pics
georgia to provide planned parenthood with free std test kits again
"in nyc, birthplace of climate march, a reminder of who suffers most from pollution"
calle 13 explores the power of a kiss
james corden and stephen curry are a fierce 'carpool karaoke' team
a new shade of green collaborations taking shape in boulder
"dad just wants nice, simple xbox one for checking email"
modern family' appears at 9 p.m. just as prophesied in 'tv guide'
taylor hatala and larsen thompson 'run the world' with killer new dance routine
"pence, catholic leaders share narrow vision of faith at prayer breakfast"
hillary clinton continues to distance herself from her husband's crime policies
"breaking: bitcoin value currently plummeting—no, wait—skyrocketing—no, plummeting"
sports de-emphasized
god scores another free balloon some dumb kid let go of
dems call for investigation into group behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos
congresswoman says former congressman tried to force himself on her in elevator
colleges begin establishing exchange programs in cuba
paris police arrest second couple over notre dame gas cylinders
"deshawnda bradley, #blacklivesmatter and the reminder that self-definition is essential to our survival"
rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match
"hot, sweaty jane fonda wondering if that's the best delivery boy's got"
"dogs, humans, and the oxytocin-mediated strong social bond"
friends always on best behavior around neil labute
seed of world war iii planted in beijing middle-school gym class
area man committed to being spicy food guy
"study: us cities have worse inequality than mexico, with rich and poor living side-by-side"
dasani under fire after tanker explosion leads to massive water spill off coast of mexico
world leader wondering why he just met with the former governor of massachusetts
george takei has the perfect response to dumb questions about gay people
woman comes forward with first allegations of biggest sexual harassment scandal of 2036
neill blomkamp shares new 'alien' concept art on instagram
hopes of religious freedom in former soviet union fall short
the book we're talking about
yet another media-savvy ex-hostage delights tv-news producers
the importance of multidisciplinary eating disorders treatment
beware the squid children of cebu
study: majority of frontal lobe occupied by thoughts of sausage links
health insurers fire volley in new battle over the public option
dating profile flatly states man looking for someone he can control
trump ally roger stone says gop nominee should release tax returns 'immediately'
crisis actor' alex jones gets a taste of his own medicine in brilliant troll
guests emerge shell-shocked from rich people's wedding
family trying to tune out hints of misogyny as grandfather lovingly recalls courting grandmother
polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip
a pivotal law for nyc pets
hot-rod-lincoln-driving son may have contributed to father's alcoholism
trump is so toxic that even members of his own party would rather vote hillary
"feeding people, and democracy, to death"
new ted nugent cologne tested on 'every goddamn animal we could find'
angelina jolie stuns in first rollerblading competition since double mastectomy
obama's foreign policy: continuity rather than contradictions
president trump's judicial nominees drive samantha bee to drink
cartoon donald trump assures colbert his numbers are the biggest
dear 2017
bitcoin on path to functioning just like real currency after small concentration of people acquire majority of it
on-line gambling too depressing to even think about
paul rudd celebrates kansas city royals' win by getting showered with beer
graphic street art of trump shooting schoolchildren sparks outcry
netflix adds thousands of mediocre new subscribers
rashida jones pays homage to the '90s with 'flip and rewind' music video
"aging succubus lowering standards for men ever since she turned 40,000"
leather-jacketed congressman makes up his own rules
andrew lincoln will make you hope for rick's death scene on 'the walking dead'
"amelia boynton robinson, civil rights activist, dies at 104"
"study: only 40% of mice have little welcome mat, doorway leading to tiny home inside wall"
study: majority of time machine owners use device primarily to get couple more hours of sleep
walton foundation pledges $1 billion for charter schools
couple dressed as mario and luigi drunkenly making out on couch
18 halloween costume ideas for people who wear glasses
these social media apps are causing trouble in schools
cocktail-party guest cornered by joel stein
a brief (pun intended) history of lawyers in movies
news report on wartime atrocity even more powerful for its brevity
disillusioned museum admissions employee doesn't even believe own annual membership pitch anymore
this muffuletta dip is the one recipe you need to make this weekend
nuns and advocates protest planned pipeline by erecting a chapel in its path
millions of kids could be at risk because of this deadly dresser
mom's honest post nails the many contradictions of motherhood
fashion designer prabal gurung is raising thousands for survivors of nepal's earthquake
"sexual assault report drops from white house site, remains on obama archive (update)"
"study links meat, sugar consumption to early death among those who choose to be happy in life"
12 pieces of advice for president-elect trump
philip morris scientists discover 'pussy lung' virus
son conned out of allowance for seventh consecutive week
medical experts disappointed with man who failed to live up to life expectancy
ivanka ashamed after becoming first trump to run business into ground
how a nyc gay couple came to forgive the man who attacked them
"kerry agrees to testify in front of issa, but not new benghazi committee"
whoopi goldberg says the oscars 'can't be that racist' because she won once
paranoid oscar pistorius still thinks burglar after him
people's climate march in lima unites citizen voices of the americas
fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing'
"libyan islamist fighters say captured main airport, mystery airstrikes continue"
13 badass grandparents who are having more fun than you
rick santorum slightly embarrassed for man introducing him as next president of united states
white-on-white violence claims life of accounts receivable supervisor
obama up early cooking breakfast in one of michelle's extra long t-shirts
here's what the oscar nominations should look like
"quick, painless death tops holiday wish list of local veal calf"
missouri democrats filibuster for 39 hours to stop anti-gay 'religious freedom' bill
rescue team saves boy dangling from ski lift in dramatic video
thousands march in france over the murder of an 85-year-old holocaust survivor
fish species not seen since 1960s thinks it can waltz back into marine biologist's life just like that
cancer walk goes under 15-straight miles of high tensile power lines
billy crystal reprises his 'city slickers' role to enter 'westworld'
florida man sentenced for running over ducks with lawnmower
mizzou chancellor says he's not going to rush to fire melissa click
authorities investigating suicide determine victim really went for it
"times have changed for american families. it's time for policies to change, too."
a new massachusetts 'sustainable energy' coalition is really a front for gas interests
god humbled to be the answer to 'jeopardy!' clue
two former press secretaries have some advice for sean spicer
parents finally cave and buy 33-year-old son playstation 1
the funniest tweets from parents this week
home inspector warns that house lacks banister you can slide all the way down
another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany
usher and harry belafonte talk activism in joint appearance
josh earnest wants the new york times to give obama credit for transparency
zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal
bacon just one of sprint's new downloadable ring scents
finding the right college is hard. this new database helps students choose wisely.
"deep, inherent sadness of favorite bar overlooked"
man going to take edge off with decades-long slide into alcoholism
storm harvey could financially hurt already strained houston hospitals
7 things you should never ever do for your older kids
ryan murphy apologizes to women in hollywood for the industry's lack of equality
netflix switches over to convenient new physical locations
new york and ibiza had a beautiful sexy baby: they called it tel aviv
an american in paris on broadway
cristiano ronaldo reportedly scores another baby-on-the-way after twins' birth
"dozens of gravestones toppled, broken at philadelphia jewish cemetery"
staff of new thai restaurant desperately hoping area couple will try eating there sometime
ted cruz attempts to connect with voters by wearing more handsome man's face as mask
donald trump's campaign flails trying to defend his 'rigged election' talk
turkey's increasingly desperate predicament poses real dangers
the mind of the mass murderer
author jeff lindsay says goodbye to serial killer dexter with final novel
the fashion industry's modeling mystery
what vegetarians don't want you to know ... or hear
adam levine's house in new york city is even hotter than he is
successful u.s. airstrike kills 30 iraqis who may as well have been terrorists
"despite its remoteness, antarctica's health matters"
facebook just filled with crazy idiots now
"nasim nasr's zaeefeh (the wretchedness) and shadi (happiness), gagprojects adelaide/berlin at the 2015 art dubai"
wayne lapierre goes on harpooning spree to prove some sort of point
fusion summit will gather youth leaders from protest movements around the world
the strange tale of a former putin favorite's fall from grace
syria: refugee communities and redrawing the map of the middle east
man humiliated by wi-fi's poor behavior in front of guests
"u.s. job growth rises briskly, wages continue to climb"
production of 'iceman cometh' canceled due to entire cast getting called back for axe body spray commercial
cumbre de las américas: ¿otro desastre para obama?
"wow, no one saw this coming' nation groans as norway's 'kon-tiki' nabs best foreign picture nomination"
the iphone graveyard
empty beer bottle released into wild
how to create a hotel-worthy bathroom
orrin hatch trolls utah newspaper that wants him to retire
mike pence wonders if an iranian scientist was executed because of hillary clinton's emails
why starting a company is a crazy thing
asu + gsv report: teachers and tech tools
might rbg's trump criticism come home to roost?
3 simple steps to teaching your child the art of persistence
clever husband has the perfect solution to bed-hogging struggles
guy wearing chewbacca costume torn between seeing 'star wars' and 'the big short'
art student's nudes obviously drawn from hustler
relapse greatest week of man's life
new 'robocop' trailer reveals main character to be some sort of robotic policeman
obama revises campaign promise of 'change' to 'relatively minor readjustments in certain favorable policy areas'
groom not about to let some 6-year-old dance with his bride
report: 58% of world's japanese speakers white 23-year-old american males
lorna simpson creates haunting meditations on the state of blackness in america
area man worried health care debate might be getting political
baby loses train of thought
marketing department under impression keebler elves a beloved part of american culture
birthday card for david axelrod circling around afghan war meeting
apartment returns to pre-houseguest level of tension
family excited to see dad making friends in new neighborhood
economists warn new graduates may have to tough it out for 5 to 6 weeks before landing dream job
joy behar publicly apologizes for disparaging mike pence's christian faith
eva longoria schools donald trump in powerfully personal dnc speech
these photos will make you book your next trip to india
visiting parents unknowingly strike up conversation with parents of dorm's blowjob queen
jojo is back with a perfect 'tringle' of songs
bill cosby feeling better now
"teen blinded in one eye, but 'lucky to be alive' after duct tape challenge"
report: 23% of population just sort of like that
scott pruitt orders epa employees to stay in office over weekend while it's being fumigated
alec baldwin: it's tough to impersonate the greatest presidential impersonator of all time
prick veterinarian keeps dachshund waiting in empty lobby for 45 minutes
how americans get duped into buying endangered animal items
12 cards any newly single person would be happy to get in the mail
trump budget would turn more jails into de facto mental hospitals
peanut boss sentenced to 28 years for deadly salmonella outbreak
democratic party gives bernie sanders bigger role in shaping its platform
my conversation with kristen stewart
cristiano ronaldo reportedly scores another baby-on-the-way after twins' birth
study: 73% of bedroom closets have wife's boy toy crouched naked inside
man looks on helplessly as variants of his nickname evolve and multiply at breakneck speed
family dog ignored for 11th straight year
bosnian gum company introduces new war-flavored gum
it's time to kick your phone out of the bedroom
how to overcome social comparison
colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities
"adult-entertainment industry donates $100,000 in charity sex to hurricane victims"
barb from 'stranger things' is pissed she was left in the upside down
trump calls failed bid to repeal obamacare 'pretty impressive'
"climate change: 2014 hottest yet, oceans threatened, solar trees, and more!"
how the wicked wanderlust can ruin your life
magic-markered initials fail to deter breakroom rice-cake thief
new grown-up monitor allows children to listen in on parents crying
parents honor beloved dead grandmother by naming baby 'gamgam'
getting up close to homophobia
morocco cracks down on journalists
retiring teacher moved to tears by surprise flash mob on her last day
why stakes is too high to bother with white tears
the onion' is canceling our 15-second web video featuring kevin spacey
"aging succubus lowering standards for men ever since she turned 40,000"
chris brown's agent suggests suicide could be great career move
miracle dog gives birth to septuplets
board member slams milo yiannopoulos invite to cpac
bathroom smells like shit
"liberal male hypocrisy, modern day rasputins and the culture of deceit"
"10 years after financial crisis, our elites have learned nothing"
"27 perfect tweets about 'the bachelorette' season 13, episode 6"
this may be the most unusual george michael tribute you'll ever see
irish prime minister uses st. patrick's day to praise immigration in front of trump
"#metoo, and it's time for change"
bp ready to resume oil spilling
jimmy kimmel issues psa for angry trump fans planning to burn their maga hats
the most haunted town in america
area man has no idea how to get copy of birth certificate
"black realness in the mainstream, but is everybody watching?"
audiobook narrator really going for broke with cajun accent
10th-grade class watches ben-hur for two weeks
5 signs that you should end your relationship
cat likes it doggy style
how will america respond to cold war ii?
scientists finally prove what area dad has been saying for years
we will beat trumpcare: we only lose if we forget what we're fighting for
"old bastard, dirty bastard, dirty old bastard, ol' dirty bastard"
13 badass grandparents who are having more fun than you
roth vs. traditional 401(k) -- which is better?
flight attendant demonstrates proper technique for eating fellow passenger in event of crash
15 ways the knicks can trade carmelo anthony
lose the last 10 pounds: tips to help you reach your goal weight
hilarious video shows 'how to bake easter cookies like a toddler'
"pope francis visits a troubled, overcrowded prison in philadelphia"
you the newest subsidiary of kraft foods
republicans poised to retain control of senate
donald trump's assault on our values
rookie told to ease up on crime-scene tape
logitech introduces high-resistance keyboard for fitness-minded typists
explosive illusions
27 pompom hats you'll want to hide under when cold weather hits
can the american idol 2  winner end kelly clarkson's pop-chart dominance?
iraq's prime minister unveils plan to trim criticized government
amy schumer makes it official with her new chef boyfriend
"el salvador zoo hippo died from poor care, not beating, prosecutors say"
senate bill to end u.s. role in yemen war rejected by house raytheon executives
u.s. military lauded for creating gender-neutral killing field
democrats should focus scotus fight on gorsuch's backing of big donors
17 sweet water toys and swim essentials
the mediterranean refugee crisis
behind the design: creating the perfect room for sleep
jon kabat-zinn: 'the real meditation practice is how we live our lives from moment to moment'
massachusetts is the best place to live if you're a woman
jake tapper hits back at trump: he's nastier to me and don lemon than he is to putin
cnn anchor interviews al jazeera anchor who interviewed libyan rebels
warcraft' trailer debuts at blizzcon
heroic police officer talks man down from edge of purchasing subway footlong sweet onion chicken teriyaki
khloe kardashian channels priscilla presley in insta pic
"chef josé andrés prepares 40,000 thanksgiving meals in puerto rico"
black panther' hits $1 billion mark in worldwide box office numbers
large mirror brought out onto oscars stage gets resounding 6-minute standing ovation
child slavery gives area activist something to do with her evenings
what 'magic mike' does for mature women
report: nobody fucking cares
"trump is #1 in the polls, and so was the 'macarena'"
i know a lot of radical muslims
flock of suicidal geese drinking up the courage to down jetliner
idiot zoo animal with zero predators still protective of young
sarah huckabee sanders suggests trump 'weighed in on' son's response to russia meeting
the must see attraction of 2015 in vegas
democrats celebrate doug jones' stunning victory
"yes, baby boomers, 2016 did have 7 bright spots"
nasa announces plan to replace voyager record with streaming service that aliens can browse from any device
u.s. cryptographers: 'frpx-k5je-oc4n-e5dn'
loser congressman carries around pocket-sized version of constitution everywhere
baltimore residents urged to stay indoors until social progress naturally takes its course over next century
the gop on immigration: life imitating satire -- and vice versa
gop 'self-deportation' fantasy is alive and well
"worthless dog can't talk, drive, solve crimes"
"authorities claim the true austin bomber was everyone who failed this sensitive, promising kid"
unnamed new gas station struggling to find 'stop 'n go' variant
it's time to get serious about freedom of religion
this is what it was like to go to the airport before 9/11
virginia board votes to amend harsh abortion clinic regulations
u.s. capitol cleaning turns up long-lost constitution
grandparents are apparently bribing their kids over baby names
neil armstrong's wife glad to finally get rid of all the space hobby crap
mapplethorpe' documentary directors reflect on the artist and their film
cop pleads not guilty in killing of sam dubose
congress passes seriously uncool legislation
hemmed-in seattle mayor calls for emergency deforestation
modern-day caligula orders everything bagel
university of texas professors sue to block guns in classrooms
shepard fairey's new art blatantly condemns 'demagogue' donald trump
domino's introduces thanksgiving feast pizza
grocery store not fooling anybody by marketing cantaloupe as fun super bowl snack
seaworld employees place orcas in plastic bags of water while cleaning tanks
the hollywood boys' club that supports casey affleck is a total disgrace
bruce dern shares hilarious memory of a girthy alfred hitchcock
woman who accused bill clinton of sexual assault joins anti-hillary pac
"trump's national security transition is 'a mess,"" officials say"
correct theory discarded in favor of more exciting theory
"newsroom trends, journalism, media ethics and engagement in 2016"
boyfriend can really envision losing his sense of self long-term with this one
tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics
nypd cop who fatally shot ramarley graham found guilty of bad judgment
huffpost hill - president eats burrito instead of revealing benghazi truths
sh*t talk: everything you need to know about pooping at the office
most americans think donald trump shouldn't have to sell his companies to be president
boundless - today's buddha doodle
denny's introduces 'just a humongous bucket of eggs and meat'
small change in procedure wendy's manager's crowning achievement
the global empowerment of the next generation
jews to celebrate rosh hashasha or something
retro-crazed youths re-elect carter
"well, doesn't area businessman look dapper for his big flight to philadelphia"
"little kid dreams the impossible dream, tries to whistle"
dad returns from business trip with exotic gifts from idaho
an incomplete list of all the ways denzel kills people in 'the equalizer'
netanyahu: iran leader's speech shows dangers of nuclear deal
who lost iraq? and what we can do about it
moving trailer for mr. rogers documentary highlights the power of kindness
9/11 health program now officially on borrowed time
william barr assures senate he will let donald trump finish his job without any interference
sexist media keeps only referring to woman as 'bride of isis soldier'
"homeless girl scouts aim to sell 6,000 boxes of cookies in nyc"
"job candidate awaiting interviewer just smiling, making enthusiastic eye contact with every passerby in lobby"
my quest to become a queer crippled hero: how my origin story shaped who i am as a queer disabled man
united ceo blames 'belligerent' customer for flight melee
study finds employees most productive when they can set their own salaries
"tv showdown expected as 'sleepy hollow' debuts tonight against hbo's 'ichabod,' tnt's 'headless horseman,' showtime's 'cloaked rider'"
"trump used twitter to defend alleged abusers, but not to congratulate u.s. medal winners"
people's couch' hunk gears up for the holidays in a very big way
ben affleck and matt damon's company to add inclusion rider to all films
family tells ailing mandela racism over
ann coulter rejects rescheduling offer from uc berkeley
acknowledging our shared history
jada pinkett smith boycotts oscars for lack of diversity (update)
more cats made
photos from 'ahs' set may help explain all those creepy blond children
here's what we know about 'american horror story' season 5
conan makes dog audiobook service look as silly as it sounds
more charges on the way in connection with baruch college hazing death
the expert opinion on whether you should you sleep in a bra
what's ahead for reputation in 2015
the immorality of trump's new travel ban
watch this comedy editor hilariously mockument his return to standup
stop freaking out about cellulite: the simple question you didn't think to ask
olympic skier ashley caldwell's snooze button habit is so relatable
senate's new plan to repeal but not replace obamacare is dead
donald trump gave the pope a sculpture his holiness will probably regift
"ukraine ceasefire remains shaky, but still holding"
conversations with god about bush
detective refuses to pry into circumstances of murder out of respect for deceased
ozzy osbourne bites head off five-pound chocolate rabbit
ted cruz hits the panic button: 'we could lose both houses of congress'
what being a christian means to me: don't worry about the rules; just love
china tightens control over hong kong on 20th anniversary of takeover
report: tv teens 15 times more likely to crack wise than real teens
father not letting firstborn repeat mistakes he made as nine-month-old
"on memorial day, a look inside the lives of u.s. service members in afghanistan"
second-grader likes to save purple pills for last
10-year-old shocked woman from 'guinness book' who can pop her eyes out not a millionaire
new hampshire covered in shadow as floating clinton campaign headquarters takes up position over state
bernie sanders praises john mccain: he's 'a no bullsh*t guy'
what's your upside
"win a $10,000 mall of america dream shooting spree!"
study finds suspicious circumstances still leading cause of death in russia
social engineering: 9 ways to keep your identity safe
ruth bader ginsburg says she never should've waded into colin kaepernick controversy
11 unexpected ways to use grapefruit
debbie wasserman schultz faces tough primary without help from democratic campaign arm
this rescue pit bull made his bed every day while waiting to be adopted
why sharing your dreams is so important
marvel releases full-sized teaser for 'ant-man' trailer
she loves me' to be the first live streamed broadway show
"lady gaga, jlaw and more sign letter opposing texas anti-lgbtq legislation"
jack palance still dead at 87
"geo group whistleblower exposes first amendment violations, lack of officer training, and poor conditions at the adelanto detention center"
fiona apple's classic 'criminal' video just got a lesbian makeover
skin in the game: why republicans' ahca bill should fail
new-versus-old electric-slide confusion blamed in wedding-reception pileup
kushner frantically searching desk drawer for bold solutions to today's most pressing issues
"flynn pleads guilty to lying to fbi, but, worst of all, lying to himself"
new employee confused by office espresso machine just returns to desk with mug of hot water
judge totally understands where defendant is coming from
night of uninterrupted deep sleep really throws man's day off
3 lessons medicine learned from the life and death of 'bubble boy'
energy sector and epa nominee: oklahoma strong
"one woman, two proposals, dumbfounding indecision"
why gay marriage doesn't open the door to polygamy
breaking: congressmen walking somewhere
11 comedians playing comedians on tv
this slo-mo watermelon vs. mortar is another kind of food porn
at least 16 dead after fire breaks out in moscow printing works
new sympathetic alarm clock just lets you sleep
"a week in brooklyn, new york, on a $55,000 salary"
job applicant blows away interviewer with intimate knowledge of company's 'about us' page
"army vet accused of murder came to nyc to kill black men, cops say"
dog can't believe owner left on fucking msnbc to keep it company while she at work
mike pence drapes shawl over immodest lady justice statue
new employee finally around long enough to be deemed incompetent
olympic bronze medalist to appear in flintstones on ice
watch: stories you won't believe from some of the world's dirtiest jobs
ulysses and the hedge trimmer
these carts are letting kids with disabilities roll down the aisle in style
boehner opens door to suing obama over iran deal
vicious carnivorous animals painted on baby's crib
there's nothing wrong with those of us who want to color our gray hair
iraqi boy drowns after boat carrying migrants sinks in danube river
area client would like a different font
"russians to build, tear down statue"
cambridge analytica offers 75% off all facebook user data for blowout closing sale
13.5 million americans tune in to watch animal planet's 'puppy parley' during dnc debate halftime show
"blackberry still exists, and it's doing alright"
mike pence vows to cut conservation funding after discovering elk don't mate for life
"nation's outfoxed sheriffs shake heads, throw hats in dirt"
huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 23
"we can have differences of opinion and still respect each other,' says betrayer of the one true cause"
sasha and malia obama tried (and failed) to meet soccer superstar in argentina
fran drescher screeches out for cancer awareness
dog to allow child 3 more yanks on tail before putting an end to this
area cockroach fucking huge
spy world-famous
dick vitale undergoes annual bracketological examination
"there are things that exist which are not good,' says obama in stunning rebuke of trump"
marco rubio makes huge push to gain millennial voters
how 'daddy' puts the blame for toxic masculinity on spoiled teenage girls
"as socialism destroys venezuela, only its people, not u.s. military, can restore democracy"
"maxine linehan challenges bono, beach boys, and pride of ireland in interpretation of 'beautiful songs'"
ted cruz's wife shudders after noticing twin beds pushed together
"prayers answered by random series of events in cold, uncaring universe"
"behold, trump's cabinet members as 'sesame street' characters"
johnny galecki returns to 'roseanne' and reuniting is such sweet sorrow
"a global inspiration: 'queen of katwe' brings worldwide message of faith, resilience for youth"
leadership: 'strong and wrong' over 'weak and right?'
everyone who started watching 'mad money' in 2005 now billionaires
unpopular opinion: why i think the sat is a good thing
trump warns removing confederate statues could be slippery slope to eliminating racism entirely
montreal's osm concludes couche-tard virée classique with record attendance
why being #1 isn't all it's cracked up to be
"study: snapping three times leading way to recall movies, actors"
american media reports news other than zoo's escaped cobra as if anything else really matters
taylor swift teases 'i don't wanna live forever' music video with zayn (update)
see the most intense 'secret in their eyes' trailer yet
gun used to kill man in city
"oh, area man's aching back"
new bill would limit abortion to cases where procedure necessary to save promising political career
democratic senators urge justice department leadership to protect robert mueller
5 faulty beliefs that have led to republican dysfunction on health care
matching organizational capabilities to design execution
romney goes after obama with powerpoint presentation
how can illinois trim its massive amount of local government bodies?
prairie dog town rezoned for commercial use
world will miss goal for universal education by 50 years: un
thursday's morning email: australia celebrates as parliament approves same-sex marriage
firefighter excitedly checks drop-off bin to see if they got any babies while they were out
police repeatedly shoot tim cook after mistaking iphone for gun
twitter rips hillary-bashing susan sarandon for women-unite speech at golden globes
why the rule of law is key to china's modernization
mugger can't believe crap victim has on mp3 player
"supreme court leaves final decision on gay marriage in capable hands of texas, alabama, georgia"
eminem goes after donald trump on new big sean track
"puppy comforts dog having a nightmare, because that's what friends are for"
10-pack of swiss miss bracing itself to shoulder burden of holding together man's depressing holiday alone
you will never love anything as much as dc's panda loves snow
meghan markle confirms her dad won't attend the royal wedding
paul newman dies after consuming 51 hard-boiled eggs
samantha bee sums up ivanka trump's new white house role in just 8 words
groundbreaking young adult novel features protagonist who's a bit of a loner
new year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet
toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert
dakota johnson awkwardly accepts sex toys from ellen degeneres
faa assures public: air travel 'pretty safe'
issa rae starts scholarship fund for alton sterling's children
breaking uniform
texan feels emotionally empty after chili cook-off
seaworld's new ad is completely full of it
"stormy daniels, james comey arrive at white house for state dinner"
"paying organ donors for travel, recovery could enable more low-income people to save lives"
back from the valley: sebastian junger on korengal
epa takes real steps toward curbing smog pollution - now we need your voice
server loves that dessert
this is the fall checklist your home's been waiting for
george clooney on why he'll never dye his hair
seth meyers hilariously explains holiday-themed teen slang
100-year-old makes a dash to break guinness' 100-meter record
"less pay, more weekend? some americans are ready to say yes"
crimean voters excited to exercise democracy for last time
12 stunning photos of 'tiny dancers' caught in action
tire salesman to hit them with a little razzle-dazzle
adorable panda cub bei bei makes a very sleepy public debut
anarchy symbol updated to appeal to today's teens
women may be more anxious than men at work because they have more to lose
report: it okay to spend rest of day curled in fetal position under desk
west virginia celebrates as 32 die in non-mining-related accident
zip-loc introduces new party sub sandwich baggies
google translate update may save you a lot of money
"margarita lovers, behold: someone made a cloud that rains tequila"
trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race
teacher seniority: the seat belts of the education profession
on fleek' viral star peaches monroee just launched her own hair line
voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election
"hare krishnas: 'hare krishna, hare krishna, krishna krishna, hare hare'"
71 percent of americans approve of clinton's approval rating
"pfizer denies encouraging drug abuse by packaging fentanyl with cooking spoon, lighter"
riverdale' star lili reinhart apologizes for insensitive halloween tweet
abusive husband was himself abuser as child
don blankenship's defeat is a relief to the families of upper big branch miners
spider-man mask spices up blind date
"from behind the screen, you came so close"
photos show aftermath of colombia's deadly floods
these workers can only spend 6 minutes in the bathroom each day
"""they said, i'm sorry, because you weren't physically injured, you can't go to the private events."""
"polio could be stopped worldwide by year's end, says gates foundation"
area woman quietly satisfied to have concrete evidence backing up years-long hatred of matt lauer
a look into the nyc that was never built
area man feels even lazier when he thinks about how much isis has accomplished this year
the '7th heaven' cast reunites for the first time in 8 years
man holding giant turkey leg never been more captivating in entire life
man stuffs cash into shirt of gop congressman who voted to repeal obamacare
millions of shrimp airlifted from oil spill disaster zone
stephen colbert mocks lawmakers for talking porn instead of guns
spirit' of the iran nuclear deal is a two-way street
supreme court justice benatar orders army to stop using sex as a weapon
mathematician has popular equation stuck in head all day
donald trump is wrong that americans don't care about his tax returns
busy schedule forces vladimir putin to move up election win a couple days early
why happy hours may soon replace early bird specials
a record number of people have drowned trying to reach europe this year
can we bring a glimmer of hope to syrians?
yemen unveils new 80-story drone zapper
what life is like where it's snowy and cold
mta reminds new yorkers they can fucking walk
stewart-hannity feud: 'sh*t just got weird'
technology unfortunately allows distant friends to reconnect
farberware releases new nonstick eggs
clinton aide told to leave behind weak volunteer who collapsed during march to south carolina
california's rare 'super bloom' flowers are migrating north
want to make your spring cleaning more green? look for these labels
please don't feed the poor' campaign catching on
"infomercial host skeptical at first, then delighted by product"
area man unsure if he's supposed to want hugo chavez to die or not
taylor swift calls out celebrity culture
"trump promised senator no federal crackdown on legal weed, but who even knows"
father teaches son how to shave him
even chrissy teigen has a legendary bill murray story
the funniest tweets from parents this week
11 life lessons i learned from my year of running
statues and place names continue to honor champions of slavery
"russians to build, tear down statue"
the one obamacare provision that could blow up a republican repeal
republican women: a reminder that your party is not for you
"sewage truck carrying porta-potties rolls over, dumps stinky mess"
actress jameela jamil gives men a lesson in how not to be like aziz ansari
content writer awkwardly shows parents around website where he works
martin shkreli wants to be the only one to own kanye's new album
climate change haunts this year's pumpkin crop
middle east peace process?' high time for a new name
egypt's entry visa canard
new hampshire returns to obscurity
mayim bialik is 'very sorry' for her controversial weinstein op-ed
franchesca ramsey's retirement home for trump fans is brilliant
biden lines up sweet summer gig installing above-ground swimming pools
cockroach worried about what kind of kitchen cupboard he leaving to children
florida sheriff rebukes nra spokeswoman who claims she's 'fighting' for shooting survivors
raytheon ceo sends obama another article about mounting unrest in libya
kate hudson shows off her pipes with cover of prince's 'nothing compares 2 u'
south carolina governor signs 20-week abortion ban
taylor swift apparently now dating 'garfield' creator jim davis
the truly awful part about food allergies (and how i got over it)
bill maher rips jeffrey lord for denying russia influenced the election
dad's been on a parenting kick lately
kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day
stephen miller furious at propublica for only releasing 7-minute recording of immigrant children sobbing
hardee's introduces shame curtains for customers to eat behind
"twas hubris led me here,' thinks naked woman sitting on public toilet with romper around her ankles"
even conservatives now admit the u.s. needs paid family leave
ants demand 23.9-hour workday
a bird joins bernie sanders in the most portland thing ever
gisele bundchen dons a nude bodysuit
one size does not fit all: three questions to ask yourself when evaluating a financial advisor
pastor talking to non-christian who just lost wife can smell blood
"hugging up 76,000 percent"
home inspector warns that house lacks banister you can slide all the way down
the basics of personal branding - five simple questions before you start
stormy daniels' lawyer taunts trump: michael cohen will 'fold like a cheap deck of cards'
why is the naacp in bed with donald sterling?
"voice inside cheering libyan rebel's head: 'oh, fuck, now what?'"
"sun myung moon funeral to be all weird, sources report"
new employee still eager enough to pick up slack for coworkers
bill clinton resting up to sit upright at next debate
scientists claim solar energy will be capable of powering 95% of scorchlands outposts by 2085
family dog barking at evil
top soccer official says trump presidency would hurt u.s. world cup bid
"here's the poop on antarctica's secret penguin society, population 1.5 million"
one big happy' star kelly brook on the changing definition of family
"new instant lottery game features three ways to win, 19,839,947 ways to lose"
why there are tiny holes at the bottom of windows on planes
offbeat squirrel in park garnering cult following
"100 million more people will be in poverty by 2030 without action on climate, world bank says"
man surprised by how often he still uses bullying skills he learned in high school
democratic candidate blows fundraising lead on massive 15-story lawn sign
6-year-old boy thinks he might be too old to be in women's locker room
"purritos = cats, burritos, the internet. all our favorite things"
the president of israel reaches out to palestinian arabs of israeli citizenship
night out thrown off-balance by friend unexpectedly bringing someone
grecian formula falls into non-grecian hands
this is us' is finally going to tell us how jack died
beekeeper wishes he understood women like he understands bees
new study finds earth's core will be most habitable part of planet by 2060
new study finds humans experience greatest feelings of joy when pushing 'skip ad' button
7 poses to help you keep your new year's intentions
"his name is ahmed mohamed, not 'clock kid'"
nobody knows what will happen if donald trump doesn't win a delegate majority
stop the madness
you don't need god to have a life purpose: rabbi
"with big names like the cure and grimes shining at bestival toronto, it was the details and even a michigan-born techno artist that made it a wonderland"
new york makes amazing move to cover medical care for trans youth
new energy secretary guesses he ought to read up on energy
the right to know reader: our current laws do not protect you from toxic chemicals
great conversations: robert evans
"freezing, coatless woman has decided it is spring"
new mayor drives around in giant snail car
romney takes in more money than obama for 612th consecutive month
undocumented student who posted viral tax form selfie asks trump for his receipts
a triple amputee's dream wedding brings community together
prevent pr disaster: 6 steps for crisis planning
actress misty upham reported missing in washington state
vegan unaware pineapple he's eating once used to beat cow to death
california extends state worker travel ban to 4 'discriminatory' states
longtime reader of lib-slaves.info sick of mainstream bias on sites like wideawakepatriot.com
feds give $43 million to fast track development of ebola vaccines
"my high school boyfriend, the con artist"
stephen curry apologizes for being better than everyone else
man's alcoholism getting a little out of hand
"democratic senator caught on video with $70,000 in drug money"
i'm a straight business owner in mississippi and i'm horrified by my state's new anti-lgbtq law
the wind and sea estate is a 5 star getaway: foraging with friends for the future
high school drama teacher already has pretty good idea who he'll pick for fall girlfriend
report: morbid curiosity now accounts for 79% of nation's snack food purchases
84-year-old veteran graduates college with summa cum laude distinction
3 simple steps to take back control of your business day
shaken attorney general resigns after learning what murder is
a ref's favorite team? i love 'em all
jessica alba saving money for when audience turns on her
mike pompeo impressed by realism of saudis' halloween decorations
blagojevich just getting started
some stupid thing making the rounds among your facebook friends today
cameron esposito made yuletide a little gayer with nativity scene photo
company you've never heard of wants to reward you for your good credit
philip morris says it's 'trying to give up cigarettes' in 2018
jimmy carter to make rare address to britain's house of lords
"mia farrow: 'it's possible my son was fathered by frank sinatra, mario puzo, george mcgovern, robert altman, anthony perkins, milton berle, robert redford, michael caine, danny aiello, or bruce dern'"
planned parenthood sues anti-abortion group behind undercover videos
magical homeless man turns spare change into vomit
tv critics admit to never having watched the wire
laurie hernandez winked at the olympic judges and we all fell in love
chuck schumer warns gop not to change the rules to confirm neil gorsuch
desperate fossil fuel interests seek to undermine clean energy choices in communities of color
man begins life in new city by taking last ever walk around neighborhood
planet explodes
"""they said, i'm sorry, because you weren't physically injured, you can't go to the private events."""
gina haspel recalls having to torture more prisoners than male colleagues to prove herself
mississippi brings down yet another national average
16 dinnertime struggles all parents have with their kids
"two more shipwrecks off libyan coast kill at least 239 migrants, u.n. says"
"rural south dakotan walks away from first encounter with jewish man, shaken but unharmed"
nra recommends preventing firearm deaths by securing children in locked safe
"torture report: america conducts a moral reckoning.  next, moral repair?"
"mystery freshman dominates ice breakers, disappears into night"
pumpkin clearly had finger in it
study finds high school students retain only one-third of obsolete curriculum over summer
empty inner tube ominously exits mouth of lazy river
will smith and jada pinkett smith look incredible as always at the 2016 golden globes
nurses endure a shocking amount of violence on the job
average time spent being happy drops to 13 seconds per day
trump undercuts easy obamacare attack with dig about bill clinton's infidelities
john kerry actually pretty good at windsurfing now
"donald glover's 'this is america,' through the eyes of a jim crow historian"
kenny chesney also poor man's kenny chesney
series of grave errors results in jeff and kim's 5th anniversary
mit researchers discover each other
local man foremost expert on what the terrorists should do if they really want to hurt us
somali pirates free 26 asian sailors after 4 years in captivity
doctor has troubling amount of available appointment slots
chances are your new year's resolution will end today
everyone thinks this is lady gaga's character in 'american horror story'
dad immediately hands phone to mom
sex life embellished during doctor visit
area man a walking encyclopedia of everything except leading a normal life
"georgia executes gregory lawler for killing police officer, despite autism defense"
holocaust survivor receives high school diploma at age 88
huffpost headline quiz: april 7 to april 13
to the ladies who 'didn't need' the women's march
beekeeper slowly becoming bee hoarder
lgbt parenting: does every moment have to be a teaching moment?
german fairy tale ends predictably
one death linked to listeria in dole packaged salad
beethoven's ninth symphony gives man idea to be genius of some sort
millions of human beings experiencing actual emotions about j.j. abrams directing 'star wars'
"so, you're gonna do chemo?"
"woman has drawn-on eyebrows, nose, eyes, mouth"
system for telling clean clothes from dirty falls apart by second day of trip
the threat to america that no one is talking about
really-loud-whistle guy takes every opportunity to whistle loudly
voyeur researchers recommend at least 7 hours of watching someone sleep per night
new roommate excited to bring robust puttering experience to apartment
reese witherspoon's star-studded birthday bash is giving us major fomo
time for an arab nato?
presidential campaigns haven't agreed to 'acceptable' post-election press access
melissa mccarthy's perfectly simple secret to a happy marriage
bradley cooper looks unrecognizable for new role
how humans are laying out the welcome mat for mosquitoes and the diseases they carry
non-priest arrested on charges of child molestation
signature dominates sympathy card
the good girl's guide to socializing with celebs
wendy williams faints on live tv dressed as the statue of liberty
prince harry shows guest to air mattress in corner of windsor castle
family moves elderly aunt into subconscious
celebrating pro bono month
learning resilience from a master
study finds marine life now global leader in oil imports
"obama compiles shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace scalia"
proof that men and women can just be best friends
from hunter to hunted: 5 attraction marketing strategies to pull in more prospects
"man shoots up bathroom when occupant takes too long, police say"
scientists say u.s. may have discovered previously unknown level of not caring about syria
new rules could change the way millions of people get paid
panic rapidly setting in as man realizes he has no plan for ripe avocado
netanyahu's legacy: a fractured israel and a divided america
six-year-old announces plans to become ballerina gymnast veterinarian horseback-riding princess
"barbara bush in 'failing health,' won't seek more medical treatment"
paul hogan keeps pitching crocodile dundee saturday-morning cartoon
progressive prosecutors win primaries in north carolina
time traveler from the year 1998 warns nation not to elect newt gingrich
campus tour guide reminds students at each stop they have to get in first
texas mom outraged because her daughter's school won't allow sunscreen
part two: engaged employees: your company's no. 1 competitive advantage
three-year-old gets carried away
jimmy buffett pays for own drink for first time in 17 years
"sushi donuts are here, so prepare yourselves"
espn to have first female analyst call top soccer tournament on u.s. tv
isis starting to worry new recruit huge psycho
democrats demand that devos explain how she is going to protect trans students
french foreign ministry calls on french nationals to leave libya
fool me once
olympic swimmer ariana kukors is ready to fight sexual abuse in sports
local cat attempts world record for things sat on
geico saves 15 percent or more by discontinuing advertising
manufacturer manufactures love to wife
who's to blame for your so-called career?  surprise!
dog who successfully detected cancer in owner put down for practicing medicine without a license
stephen colbert urges his viewers to go watch jimmy kimmel
universal health coverage: a smart investment
wild boar curling' rescues stranded wild boars from frozen lake
what's in your mailbox? tips on what to do when uncle sam comes knocking
seaworld debuts new controversial orca whale burlesque show
taliban making military gains in afghanistan
4 mindset shifts you can make so you never have to diet again
nation could probably draw john boehner from memory at this point
"hillary clinton pleasantly surprised after finding old $20,000 donation check in coat pocket"
"jane lynch covers 'anaconda' -- yes, really!"
how the giants collapsed
obesity: an individualized approach doubles the success rate of weight loss therapy
half of u.s. democrats want joe biden in the 2016 race
speaker ryan's challenger receives $1 million boost
gore calls for recount of supreme court vote
"suicide bombing a cry for help, vengeance against the infidel"
gop statisticians develop new branch of math to formulate scenarios in which trump doesn't win nomination
gorillagram employee shot by white house security
a sikh american writes to donald trump
epa unveils plan to add 500 million squirts of lemon to u.s. water supply
trump tells iowa dairy farmers he has cows 500 times bigger than theirs
how to criticize your kids without ruining their self-esteem
"mom getting pretty into new tyler, the creator album"
"climate change: 2014 hottest yet, oceans threatened, solar trees, and more!"
"to be a president for all americans, trump must address hate incidents committed in his name"
your child is born with cerebral palsy: now what?
we could see michelle obama in all of these designs
half-empty bottle of colt 45 left on church steps must be offering to god
trump's hhs nominee got a sweetheart deal from a foreign biotech firm
calcutta fire marshal: many indian homes lack bride extinguisher
man accused of urinating on cop after yelling 'f*** trump'
jostens unveils new engagement rings for pregnant high-schoolers
condoleezza rice's lunch missing
perfect gentleman does not assault drunk woman
dog keeps iceland awake all night
roy moore refusing to withdraw from alabama 13-year-old
uk prime minister condemns murder of islamic state hostage kassig
area father beginning to suspect 3-year-old a real ding-dong
report: mom has plan for tub of whipped cream in fridge
yo-yo ma injured during practice
"syrians' lives are worthless,' obama tells daughters before kissing them goodnight"
new u.s. currency expires if not spent in two weeks
personal assistant called after scary dream
iran's startups promise paradise for the country's unemployed youth
lessons from your future self
mars maven begins mission to take thousands of high-resolution desktop backgrounds
the tim kaine i know
ruth bader ginsburg debating whether to cancel winter vacation climbing k2
the norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants
muhammad as spirit of truth: a christian testimony against islamophobia
top christian college rejects texas law allowing guns on campus
democrats ask oversight committee to investigate trump's potential conflicts of interest
galápagos struggle for survival: darwin foundation vs. santa cruz municipality
donald trump thinks he's doing well with women voters
adam levine's house in new york city is even hotter than he is
trusting in grace
obama administration warns schools to allow transgender access to bathrooms
lawsuit accuses glass artist dale chihuly of plagiarizing work
orcs of new york' is the 'hony' parody even sauron would adore
whole foods recalls maytag blue cheese due to listeria risk
"onion social ceo caught by law enforcement at miami airport with $800,000 in cash"
reasons we drink heavily on thanksgiving
mike pence claims there was no contact between russia and trump during the campaign
"munich shooter planned attacks for a year, german authorities say"
"next supreme court term will be 'more important than any in the last 50 years,' court watcher says"
aides gently tell trump he can't bring all his gold lion statues on airplane
princess nokia reveals she threw soup on racist subway rider in viral video
cocky attempt to operate atm in spanish backfires
frank gehry: is music liquid architecture?
man always gets little rush out of telling people john lennon beat wife
the eternal optimist
training tomorrow's leaders in higher education
puerto rico is a man-made disaster
"in major gaffe, obama forgets to dumb it down"
six warnings about the film fifty shades of grey
dripping wet 7-year-old gets on hotel elevator
mike pence has long heart-to-heart with staffer who came to work with coffee on breath
disgusted researchers can't even bring themselves to find out how much mayo the average american consumes yearly
"stock analysts confused, frightened by boar market"
giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good'
"freak totally has the hots for you, popular-girl sources report"
11 times the olsen twins dressed in a shambles and still looked better than you
tired and poor need not apply: the american dream is not for you
report: there must be some trick to unfolding table legs
john deere unveils new line of lawnmower sidecars
t.i. calls for boycott of restaurant after off-duty cop allegedly assaults 3 black women
poll: millennials more open to idea of slavery reparations
winning dad forces tired child to finish monopoly game
man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him
amy schumer plays a revealing game of 'would you rather'
"trump says iran is complying with nuclear deal, but remains a dangerous threat"
u.s. army deserter bowe bergdahl faces life in prison as sentencing hearing begins
apple unveils much-anticipated iphone 4se
john boehner calls harry reid's idea 'nutso'
parents really enjoying cruise
bubba gump shrimp owner comforts depressed guy fieri
nation admits being so coked-out in '80s they have no memory of reading 'cujo'
bacon just one of sprint's new downloadable ring scents
congress reassures nervous zuckerberg they won't actually do anything about this
picking thing up from apartment floor rescheduled for thursday
4-year-old reportedly loved trip to italy
enraged man unable to break tv
syrian archbishop on christians threatened by isis: 'we may disappear soon'
did the hurricanes change the climate debate?
brewers stay after game to run the bases
stage door: wiesenthal
how does draymond green take his game to the next level? by tuning in to the wnba
struggling lower-class still unsure how best to fuck selves with vote
all of artist's nudes look terrified
a writer's guide to being a writer 6: the influencer - the loudest voice in the room
proven ways to find jaw-dropping designer deals on craigslist
new u.s. currency expires if not spent in two weeks
trump touts success of singapore summit after securing $10 billion trade deal to sell nuclear warheads to north korea
calvin harris handles taylor swift joke like a pro while accepting award
chuck schumer trolls gop over donald trump's comparison of america to vladimir putin
kesha thanks fans 'a million times over' in first public statement
nation's movie theaters bracing for 'hansel and gretel' being perhaps the biggest hit of all time
"that seems about right,' says soon-to-be-audited man"
jeb bush inching podium closer to center of stage during commercial breaks
"precocious teen able to read, write"
"talking on sunshine; wx geeks, the weather channel's new sunday show"
un rights chief calls humanitarian situation in syria 'an outrage'
american airlines admirals club installs two-way mirror for members to enjoy misery of passengers in gate waiting area
first family gets pet asp
nation admits it always a little bored by whole jimmy hoffa thing
pope francis warns catholics this not good time to bother god
"man calls 911 when he runs out of rolling papers, police say"
doctor alarmed by how little time family needed to decide to pull plug on grandfather
world cup vs. planet earth
what not to do during an interview
man driving while making youtube video to explain how pc culture destroying america
chinese military plane makes first public landing on disputed island
suspected smugglers appear in court after refugee truck tragedy
former senator to run pot company
floor pizza and the new mediocrity
thai dish apparently costs 3 peppers
"local sales rep hanging in there, can't complain"
3-year-old terrified by sizzling fajita platter
oscar mayer inedibles not huge success
pence spends 621st straight sinful day coveting his neighbor's job
home sex tape watched once
how caitlyn jenner is helping me be a better me
the inspiration of muhammad ali: a black-american muslim perspective
breaking: has the word 'breaking' lost all its meaning?
it's mildly infectious and treatable—yet patients still face discrimination
how the cleveland browns are helping to turn food waste into renewable energy
study finds newborn infants can tell if parents are losers
"white house: 'for russia, the real sanction is knowing that they let us down'"
the problem with 'celebrity queerbaiting'
girlfriend's cat choked a little
jason priestley praises shannen doherty's bravery amid cancer battle
"uber ceo travis kalanick and his dad open up on life, love and dropping out of school"
"report: distracted driving results in more than 5,000 unfinished texts each year"
the interview' has made $31 million in online & vod sales thus far
bryan singer celebrates 'bohemian rhapsody' oscar nominations by popping open special bottle of rohypnol
kristen wiig's fake trailer from 'jimmy kimmel' needs to be made into a real movie
here's what just one bad night's sleep can do to you
casual sex surprisingly formal
people's opinions on voter id laws can be racialized thanks to one image
10 super annoying things we can't help but whine about
swearing an oath -- part 1
apparently facebook friend under impression ron paul still running for major federal office
ted cruz may be too conservative to stop trump
people cannot get over the way trump described frederick douglass
rachel zenzinger deserves to return to colorado state senate
7 reasons we love matt bomer
mitch mcconnell says republicans have the votes to pass tax bill
signs make upcoming section of road sound pretty badass
report: high school marching band definitely in shape of something
cara delevingne gets a laugh out of pushing paparazzo in paris
special guest at sea lion show just another sea lion
supreme court keeps california's 'gay conversion' therapy ban in place
freshman bares her soul to entire dorm floor in first week
new documentary makes the case for supervised heroin injection sites in new york
monster truck driver beginning to suspect crowd is cheering for truck
midwestern tornado destroys 4 world's largest objects
radio talk-show caller to make point
customer service operator safely in remote location
can 'super coral' save our oceans?
lonesome alito declares marriage only between a man and the sea
a new chapter in u.s.-cuba relations
channing tatum teases 'gambit': 'wait till you see what we're going to do'
trump hails gorsuch as fierce protector of future amendment allowing president to temporarily suspend right to assemble
lawyers are now the driving force behind mortgage scams
7 steps to stay financially fit in 2015 and beyond
fork manufacturer introduces fifth tine to accommodate growing american mouthfuls
second-semester fling leads to first-trimester abortion
8 stats that prove social anxiety needs to be taken seriously
mom hates bad guy in movie
u.s. scientists win nobel medicine prize for body clock research
china disputes trump's claims of fentanyl 'flood' into united states
the 11 most outrageous celebrity outfits of 2015
"study finds only 1 in 3 lasik surgeries end in laser boring through eye, incinerating brain, shooting through skull on other side"
this former duke star has high hopes for an nba career
why my daughter's nursery will be pink
5 reasons retirees need vacations too
how a traveling consultant helps america hide the homeless
savage attack on oasis of calm in dhaka shakes expat community
pet owner not bothering to neuter loser cat
when the air in your home is more polluted than outside
see the celebrities who went all out for halloween this year
why did the dying grandma shred $1 million?
rigorous battery of tests unable to determine if roommate broke up with girlfriend
taco bell employee somehow dressed down by manager
area new york times 98 percent unread
man old enough to know how rest of life pretty much plays out
george takei blasts muslim registry as 'prelude to internment'
flea market vendor could possibly let unidentifiable lump go for $15
this high school student is helping her peers embrace their black identity
other nurse thought it was funny
report suggests stalin was just one great purge away from creating communist utopia
"residents of philadelphia, cleveland at least relieved they can't host another one of these fucking things for few decades"
sean hannity unable to stop smiling while talking about shooting death of black teen
sitting inside cardboard box the safest 6-year-old will feel for remainder of life
paddle into history in the first los angles river boat race
our nation's truckers: are we meeting their pancake needs?
new taliban chief calls for unity amid leadership struggle
the fall of the would-be emperor
kentucky governor's crime plan: volunteer 'prayer patrols' roaming the streets
elon musk embarrassed after realizing he proposing idea for thing that already exists
have we already solved the student debt crisis?
report: dog's nose must really itch if he willing to repeatedly kick self in face that hard
here's what i'm doing with my 'thoughts and prayers' this week
moderator reminds vice presidential debate audience to remain silent when exiting early
"watch this guy play out the entire 2017 oscars, impressions and all"
glitter birkenstocks are now a thing you can actually buy
conference call going awesome
woman worried she doing bad job enjoying massage
confused marines capture al-jazeera leader
god urges rick perry not to run for president
"former new york post reporter on trump: he played 2 sports, 'golf and lying'"
onion social announces hiring of james damore as chief technology officer
fisherman killed by whale moments after rescuing it from nets
nervous voter totally blanks on american values while looking at ballot
panicked malcolm gladwell realizes latest theory foretells end of his popularity
new study finds best sunscreen is layer of human blood
5 things teens want to tell you
scientists crack mystery of tiny traveling plants
house of blues opens drive-thru window
ovarian cancer gets publicist
"private prison companies will still lock up immigrants, despite doj decision"
liquor's neon coloring likely good measure of its excellence
obama asks biden not to stand so close
eu warmly welcomes sturgeon as she pushes to keep scotland in union
news roundup for april 17
france's far-right national front unveils new name with pro-nazi past
the end of 'shrink it and pink it': a history of advertisers missing the mark with women
the valentine's day cards of your wildest lesbian dreams (nsfw)
kris jenner pens sweet birthday message for grieving friend kathie lee gifford
nation doesn't know if it can take another bullshit speech about healing
man betrays his heart by telling friend he can have last dumpling
here's the drunk history of fall out boy
military recruiter upset area man hasn't called him back
homeless child apparently unaware he lives in nanny state
"berlin christmas market attack suspect killed in shootout in italy, official says"
"for-profit company threatened to jail people for not paying traffic fines, lawsuit says"
report: 45% of all randomly paired freshman roommates now at breaking point
overpopulation of the earth: will it create valuable new markets?
internal weakness openly shared with coworkers
"americans expect government officials to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, poll shows"
"on 'conan,' trump calls obama for valentine's day advice"
justin timberlake pulling panicked all-nighter after realizing new album due tomorrow
rumsfeld: 'my half-assed job here is done'
media stumped on how to handle missing mixed-race woman
new york state inches closer to single-payer plan with pickup of new support
man anxiously scanning bar's reaction to jukebox selection
7 seriously rad mother's day gifts
"instead of thoughts and prayers, oregon passes new gun safety law"
hero soldier receives presidential thumbs-up award
"how much americans sleep, text and pee every day"
"huffpollster: hillary clinton leads nationally, struggles in some battleground states"
cancer doesn't care how we vote
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pajama-clad child makes turbulent rampage through dinner party
here's the new sexy carl's jr. super bowl commercial
"senate votes 64-36, not sure on what"
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christianity celebrates one billionth unanswered prayer
fbi might withhold secret method of unlocking iphone from apple
u.s. forces take over key afghan city that will be retaken by taliban when marines leave
diary lied to
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this texas city has unsafe water for the 4th time in 2 years
the science behind why celebrities like ryan lochte tell fibs
"the world cannot wait — and neither will we,' 61 mayors pledge"
immune-deficient realtor forced to spend entire life in housing bubble
hotel lobby treated to entirety of child's song catalogue during check-in process
baby knocked out with cough syrup praised for being such a good little traveler
twenty minutes spent making tuna fish palatable
how a broken taillight can be a death sentence in america
comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'
"we're still processing that ending to the walking dead ""strangers"""
hershey: u.s. income inequality is transforming the chocolate business
kosovo protesters set fire to government hq
man googling 'tender lump on neck' about to begin exciting new phase in life
kevin hart drops an f-bomb in awkward nfl network interview
u.n. secretary general assumes someone already doing something about uighur internment camps
an exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts
big banks call for 'strong' climate deal
how to register voters in a south carolina jail
historians still unable to determine how americans were able to build hoover dam
unconditional love given to 15-year-old who just called mom a bitch in middle of hollister
"local man hates self, family, others"
missouri gov. eric greitens refuses to resign despite calls from his own party
archangels already sick of cardinal o'connor telling them how they do it in new york
half of the amazon's tree species are threatened
4 trump accusers call on congress to investigate sexual misconduct claims
"olympic skier stares down icy, forbidding slope of rest of life"
indian casino one of the saddest places on earth
vacationing detective just going to pretend like he didn't even see dead body in the woods
allowing your children to fail will help them succeed
sounds of air hockey coming from supreme court chambers
"birthing in the gambia: educate, empower and enable"
neill blomkamp shares new 'alien' concept art on instagram
when autocorrect and sexting collide
home.  where's that?
megyn kelly says trump sexism question 'wasn't an attack'
"gene wilder to make horrible, horrible movie"
watch this paddleboarder get straight-up wrecked by a dolphin
hurricane harvey should be a wake-up call to trump's disaster relief budget
gary cohn resigns in protest of trump's bigoted comments towards aluminum
palestinians starting to have mixed feelings about being used as human shields
earthquake kills 54 rescue workers' weekend plans
this 594-foot-high basketball shot 'for mankind' is out of this world
common cause files campaign complaint over donald trump finance 'sleight of hand'
empire state building ultimately supports nsa spying measures
obama adviser john podesta's biggest regret is not getting ufo files released
"authorities claim the true austin bomber was everyone who failed this sensitive, promising kid"
kevin's addiction will surely signal new revelations about jack on 'this is us'
semiotics department accuses university administration of anti-semiotism
"misery may love company, but your company should not love misery"
police satisfied after drunk man assures them there's no problem
"town still can't think of name for largest, most used street"
george w. bush interrupted obama to ask him to snap a picture of him and it was amazing
woman jealous of horse's eyelashes
everyone at u.n. watching trump speak can't believe they used to consider u.s. a superpower
queer dance party to protest 'religious liberty' executive order at white house
career-driven man beginning to worry entire identity no longer tied to job
the shocking transformations of your favorite country stars
bill o'reilly weighs in on starbucks controversy: 'the cup's ok with me'
gop blames 'lackluster' candidate and his 'porn stache' for pennsylvania setback
actual governing to resume
civilization collapses
trump administration decides to add a question about citizenship to 2020 census
trump unable to produce certificate proving he's not a festering pile of shit
betsy devos is right: professors are a threat to the trumpist movement
barack obama records robocall for doug jones in alabama senate race
"the fear of hair is a real thing, explaining why your drain is such a nightmare"
sessions vows to protect all deeply held religious bigotry
a new way to buy gold
this group is bringing tampons and pads to evacuees in louisiana
in your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter
no one is talking about this terrible outcome of the gop health plan
employees: are they costing u.s. businesses too much money?
study: majority of humans happiest when rest of family still asleep
the secrets behind the alvin ailey american dance theater
obama fills out lukewarm glassdoor review after exiting presidency
new 'dumb and dumber to' clip shows a very special celeb cameo
stephen colbert teases viewers with spoof interview of donald trump's 'top cop'
buzzfeed ceo gives laid-off staffers parting gif
gop lawmaker stands by claim that islam is 'a cancer' in america
cage match settles nothing
armed citizens are now guarding military recruiting centers after chattanooga shooting
elderly parents staying active by frequently going to friends' funerals
spanish authorities ask anyone with information about curbing endless cycle of nihilistic violence to come forward
astronaut piloting cargo ship leaves note on side of iss after accidentally knocking off solar array
congress just gave up its chance to slightly roll back the drug war
walmart vows to defend whichever gays buy their cheap shit
10 reasons to visit scotland this year
new netflix gas lets users inhale multiple seasons of tv shows
dozens arrested as progressive activists disrupt tax vote in final show of defiance
daniel boulud awards scholarship to c-cap alum
lessons from my gratitude jar
get stressed. eat. repeat. how we can break stress eating habits simply by paying attention.
"cuba, the us and obama's state of the union"
doctors say pope will be infallible for another year at most
"reporter confronts white man who calls him the n-word, slave"
engineer's voicemail warned state of bridge cracks 2 days before collapse
report: freezers in healthy choice corporate offices probably stocked with every kind of healthy choice you could imagine
u.s. foreign policy: react to fear or lead with love?
7 things my intergenerational office taught me about friendship
man tries to set a fire aboard plane in china
man just needs to power through another day of not being broke and unemployed
how princess diana was honored at the royal wedding
pope francis speaks to bishops on gay marriage and families in philadelphia
when area waitress gets a chance
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fox news ceo demands donald trump apologize for new megyn kelly attacks
study finds that all the worst people will outlive you
"report: 15,000 people vanish from 'fall fest' hayride wagons each year"
banana republic announces opening of new stores where buying pants will not be totally humiliating experience
everyone at airport delighted by chubby family rapidly waddling toward gate
prima donna species just has to have every part of natural habitat intact
report: most small businesses fail in first 6 hours of being on fire
winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years
michaela watkins on the 'myth' surrounding female-driven shows
turkish soccer body penalizes kurdish club amid mounting tensions
frederick's of anchorage debuts crotchless long underwear
hippocratic oath updated to include vow of loyalty to blue cross blue shield
four ways to save big on fourth of july travel
menu describes diner's pancakes as 'world famous'
"scott walker's terrible, no good, very bad week"
alito keeps telling supreme court how they did things in circuit court
california farmer water cutbacks blocked by judge
eu referendum in limbo as britain mourns lawmaker jo cox
mr. falafel' owner does not actually like being addressed as mr. falafel
from bicycles to spaceships (video)
student constructs wedding dress out of divorce papers
report: syria running dangerously low on civilians to oppress
6 steps to help you genuinely forgive even the unforgivable
mindfulness and the average smartphone: technology for calm instead of chaos
epic doug the pug music video compilation is giving us lyfe
these cities want the country to focus more on access to preschool
fbi declassifies j. edgar hoover's extensive file on the munster family
man knows in reality marrying minnie mouse wouldn't be as perfect as he imagines
area loner to dwell on past
the trap of islam's eternal conflict
"unemployed prince harry, meghan markle announce plans to give baby up for adoption"
man not going to let mind games of ex-girlfriend's natural moving-on process get in his head
the skinny on sleep and your weight
ann landers' advice arrives 11 weeks too late
unnamed new gas station struggling to find 'stop 'n go' variant
marc summers realizes police will immediately look for body in giant pile of mashed potatoes
why have there been so many anti-gay attacks in dallas?
first 'justice league' trailer will make you forget all about 'batman v superman'
"despite madaya aid, u.n. still fails to end country's sieges"
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"new report finds adult film star may have paid over $130,000 to cover up sexual encounter with trump"
9 bad manager mistakes that make good people quit
"cast, crew of troy begin disastrous 10-year journey back to hollywood"
trump vows to kill 50 years of federal health and safety protections
"al gore excited, proud to be at local event"
breeze plays kick-ass riff on wind chimes
las vegas review-journal staff balks at limits on covering new owner
"we asked republicans why they think trump's lawyer gave a porn star $130,000"
obama calls for turret-mounted video cameras on all police tanks
donald trump compares trade deal to rape
petting-zoo goats swarm horrified 4-year-old
dwts: tonight we rumba!
variety of unsustainable business models make up extremely hip neighborhood
rolling stone' offering readers 3-month free trial period for buying company
area woman always has backup problem just in case
trevor noah says wikileaks proves clinton is guilty -- of being boring
"tanned, exquisitely coiffed bernie sanders tells supporters corporations actually have a lot to offer"
ruby rose and what makes gender non-conforming 'sexy' (or not)
texas lieutenant governor introduces anti-lgbtq bathroom bill
a guide to taylor swift's dating history
"sleeping airline passenger misses out on aisle-wide bacchanalia of peanuts, decaf coffee"
what should i do if an employee is a liar?
white house: government shutdown possible if democrats keep hurting trump's feelings
bernie sanders stresses 'common good' in vatican attack on capitalism
poll: some would choose 'meteor hitting the earth' over trump or clinton
poll finds declining number of americans believe they god
penn state fined record $2.4 million over sandusky case
man worried favorite jedi died after seeing 'obi-wan kenobi' trending
"when i'm acquitted, i'll murder those interviewers,' robert durst mutters while still wearing microphone"
sharon's neurotransmitters reach cease-fire agreement
local man a paper-towel black hole
historical archives: popular hymns heard sung of late.
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wal-mart announces plan to slash customers' throats
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man holding hands with pregnant woman must have weird fetish
a gospel of white supremacy is not the gospel of christ
outdoor movie guest excited to watch barely audible 'back to the future' while sitting on tree root
transmasculine bodies and the media
make-a-reasonable-request foundation provides sick child with decent seats to minnesota timberwolves game
25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom
presidential candidates react to paris attacks
now is the time to talk about your pregnancy loss
amber rose fearful over breast reduction surgery on wednesday
how meeting susan anspach completed the circle
man won't stop coming up with new sniglets
clinton can win 45 states
"12 publicists dead, 43 injured in struggle to transform the rock into dwayne johnson"
senate does equifax a favor as a former executive is charged with insider trading
appeals court won't reconsider bob mcdonnell's case
did trump collude with russia or obstruct justice? probably both
invasive restaurant franchise spreads to third state
democrat decides maybe minor league ballplayers deserve minimum wage
how paul ryan won over every house republican (except for one)
"across nation, superstores driving out old-fashioned megamalls"
al gore gets to third
bush hides u.s. report card in sock drawer
how to talk to a woman: 12 tips
south korea suspects female assassins poisoned half-brother of north korean leader
baby's third through eighth words registered trademarks
new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent
jenna fischer reveals what pam told michael during his 'office' goodbye episode
wednesday's morning email: trump shakes up top staff
al-qaeda marching band to join macy's parade after incredible audition
new hallmark line addresses israeli-palestinian conflict
8 perks of being divorced during the holidays
hillary clinton attempts to distance herself from the 'truly well off'
moving to new city to solve all of area man's problems
social media startup looking for smug little fuck to take leadership role
comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'
stressed-out 8-year-old looks 12
"college for convicts:  the need is great, the time is now"
school for crime
louis c.k. fan disappointed at lack of psychosexual power games in new material
israeli forces kill palestinian youth wielding knife at checkpoint
11 camping essentials you'll actually use
fd&c blue #5 to restore beauty of world's oceans
"to stop police shootings, we need to move beyond 'bad cops'"
parkland deputy who didn't engage school shooter told other officers to stay away
"ferguson protesters celebrate thanksgiving in a church, boycott black friday"
vice presidential handlers lure cheney into traveling crate
"newsweek, abc '20/20' reports expose abuse, torture of gay youths and troubled teens"
proud father teaches son how to shave eyebrows for first time
intelligence officials can't say how many americans they spy on
scientists discover eating serves function other than easing anxiety
area ladle named secretary of soup
some alzheimer's risk factors may be controllable
fellow cheerleaders rally cheer of support for recently raped teammate
god provides gift to women in form of marketing analyst bradley ennis
teen does more pullups in a day than you'll do in a lifetime
burmese python shocked at amount of stress man holding in his neck
this texas city has unsafe water for the 4th time in 2 years
microsoft signs justice dept. attorney to $350 million endorsement deal
woman can't wait to get home and take off uncomfortable persona
leaf that came out too early cold as shit
video proof robin williams will always make us laugh
pancake-craving dog accidentally starts house fire
2 stabbed at party in wu tang clan founder rza's home
civilization collapses
the world war ii-era women who broke up the disney boys' club
making sense of probiotics and prebiotics
taylor swift's arrival causes airport delays in japan
report: attempting to prove masculinity results in over 8 million pulled muscles per year
congress is about to confirm another former goldman sachs honcho for trump
the hottest restaurant in new york city is in a dorm room
teacher wishes she could inspire one of the more popular students
sacha baron cohen rolls up to 'grimsby' premiere in his underwear
huffpollster: voters dump marco rubio for ted cruz
transplanted new yorker disappointed with local bagel scene
8 times the internet tried to explain the world with 'pokemon go'
"how battles over god, guns and gays infiltrated corporate america"
child therapist excited to actually be seeing patient with psychological issues
teens freak out while watching old cigarette commercials
7 things americans can learn from life in spain
"tiq milan opens up about trans male visibility, his advocacy work and liberation"
recording academy reminds aging musicians to die before december 15 to be included in 2017 grammy tributes
"get away, jordan: eulogy for jordan edwards"
parents seize creative control of 3rd-grade art project
clinton found alive
international women's day
baby bjorn unveils new infant bandolier for parents of multiples
dave matthews band apologizes after tour bus dumps another 800 pounds of human shit onto same boat full of people
third-grade slumber party a snakepit of machiavellian alliances
fans disappointed to learn 'fast five' contains no car-chase scenes
woman thinks she can just waltz back into work after maternity leave without bringing baby to office
decades of breathing really starting to catch up with chinese man
al-qaeda sitcom filmed before live studio hostages
historians suggest 'goodfellas' youtube clips may be fragments of larger work
gop strips steve king of post on powerful house segregation committee
sen. jeff merkley stages all-night protest on senate floor against gorsuch nomination
past 'american idol' winners pay tribute to david bowie with touching performance
"race relations: forgetting ferguson, remembering 1967, contemplating the future"
you need to watch this toddler reenact 'the fresh prince of bel-air' intro
report: only .00003% of things that happen actually matter
"a song for bruce rauner, illinois' uber-rich gop governor candidate"
husband points out that he vacuumed
"yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to 'say less'"
what aarp wants to hear most from the presidential candidates
wisconsin students trumped the rest with their pumpkin decorating
a pastoral letter to older generations about those frustrating millennials
the kurds under erdogan's tyrannical governance
data technician by day a data technician by night
world wildlife fund now just trying to get few nice photos of every species for posterity
moana' sails straight to the top of the box office with massive $81.1 million opening
skydiver luke aikins makes jump without a parachute
treasury department releases new 'monsters of the silver screen' $20 bill
gun dealer likely thwarted mass shooting by refusing sale: sheriff
double-jointed man on date breaks it out too early
monster got tina
27 delicious ways to do a vegan holiday feast
islamic state fighter from u.s. reportedly in custody in iraq
climate change haunts this year's pumpkin crop
previous pulitzer winners: 'feels so hollow knowing there are far more deserving institutions'
life-raft companion looks just like juicy steak
this 'pretty little liars' theory about charles has fans fuming
there's a larger dialogue on gender that has gone missing
this is not my body
donald trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants 'to be determined': aide
from the front line against hiv: time to end the federal syringe ban
fight over obama's treasury nominee underscores battles within democratic party
woman sick of being stuck in back half of velma costume entire halloween party
huffpollster: president trump's base is sticking with him
celebrity 'caught' smoking
"friday's morning email: trump promises he ""alone"" can fix american chaos"
"uncertainty about hillary clinton's health is on the rise, poll finds"
"no, bernie sanders has not pushed hillary clinton to the left"
"dui crash suspect: arrest my dog, not me"
death row inmate loses fight over kosher food
jay z is being sued for $18 million over his cologne
cat seemed perfectly content right up until point he bolted out of room
"north korea executes vice premier for not sitting up straight, south korea says"
entourage' the movie -- who cares?
horrible boogie boarding accident leaves man totally bummed below the neck
architects of 2026 market crash just finished a highly productive lunch
swing latino takes colombian salsa to new heights on 'world of dance'
kindergartener allegedly barred from school because she has two moms
high school bully worried victims will realize he actually retarded faggot himself
"so, tyler, the creator recorded bill nye's new theme song"
kentucky clerk asks court to force governor to let her deny gay marriages
hydraulic press proves that diamonds are sadly not forever
chinese newlyweds wondering what they're going to do with all this medicinal bear bile
executioner enters lethal injection room with bag from home depot
new study finds solving every single personal problem reduces anxiety
photos show the calais 'jungle' going up in flames
man accused of masturbating in car near girl scouts
grandma getting to point where she looks like every other grandma
why we can't ignore the outliers
germs depicted with menacing little faces
new acnefree treatment ships teens to remote island colony for remainder of puberty
vladimir putin suggests american hackers framed russia
trump boys sadly release pet alligator into lincoln memorial reflecting pool
report: typical city bus contains no fewer than four erections at any given time
piggies' written in blood on clouds only clue in shocking murder of six angels
"obama, romney urge americans to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge'"
mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on
things come apart so easily: asghar farhadi's about elly
delirious koala hasn't slept for 72 straight minutes
the tennis racket
movie deemed acceptable for mom and dad
"emails show richard spencer bounced a $10,565 check for florida event"
u.s. allies sign landmark trade pact as trump announces tariffs
bill de blasio named a new schools chancellor. then the candidate backed out on live tv.
23 incredible benefits of getting more sleep
up-and-coming local band signs two-cassette deal
two-month freelance gig posted in 'careers' section of company's website
please stop blaming women for making less money than men
a look behind the bedroom door at what's causing your low libido
pure silk to stream from cindy crawford's ass
area man needs two more trips to best buy to beat xbox 360 game
"afl-cio bucks progressive allies, backs dakota access pipeline"
orphanage director pushing asian orphans
obama orders flags at half-staff to honor victims of oregon shooting
labor secretary horrified to learn some americans working jobs they do not truly enjoy
art student's nudes obviously drawn from hustler
true north at southwest airlines
"abc plays 'the wrong song,' cancels 'nashville' after 4 seasons (update)"
waiting for a grown-up in the white house
passengers praying uber just a hobby for elderly driver
deeply held conviction immediately dropped after friend half-heartedly disagrees
boss thinks female employee might be ready to handle job she's been doing for past 2 years
these photos show the beautiful side of being 'marooned'
charity exec braves mt. kilimanjaro to rally support for hell's kitchen social services
"poll shows majority of americans can't blame congress for the shutdown, not with those adorable faces they can't"
boeing lays off only guy who knows how to keep wings on plane
black lives matter protest moves from mall of america to airport
7 things you should never ever do for your older kids
kate middleton suffering from morning sickness
moving forward into 2017: four resolutions if you are grieving
filmmaker brett ratner wants to make history with charlottesville unity concert
the parental blame game
winter storm brings ice and freezing rain to central u.s.
jeb bush calls for crackdown on sanctuary cities in immigration plan
report: only 7 band names remaining
congressional aides withholding sex until budget compromise is reached
u.s. consumers announce plan to get one of those
twelve more pie-fucking movies in the works
how harvey weinstein put the media in a headlock
coworker retreats to remote corner of office to complete disgusting food order
smithsonian rejects tie dylan mcdermott wore in 'the practice'
joe biden's decision not to run followed rampant media speculation that he would
vet sets out to swim mississippi river in memory of fallen soliders
"study: how long you wait to see a doctor is linked to race, employment"
leslie jones and adam rippon commentating on figure skating is an olympic dream
"ailing castro begins 750,000 last words"
caitlyn jenner responds to ricky gervais' golden globes jokes
north carolina residents terrified after hearing state passed new law
hostage negotiation talks stall in congress
pittsburgh penguins defeat san jose sharks 3-1 to claim the stanley cup
what our grieving family needs from loved ones this holiday season
supreme court to decide if bush-era officials can be sued for post-9/11 civil rights violations
unclear whether grandpa having good time
director paul feig says 'men have to speak out' after weinstein sexual assault allegations
study: boyfriends who aren't speaking are thinking about ending relationship 90% of time
badass surgeon puts on fingerless latex gloves before operating
fictional books within books we wish were real
opponents of peace
ice machine reaches deep within itself to give man one more cube
israelis and palestinians at harvard: part 9 of 9
bush to olympians: 'bring back lots of valuable gold'
stupid 16-year-old completely wasting adderall prescription on mental health
sarah huckabee sanders defends trump's sexist attack on kirsten gillibrand
testing: enhanced interrogation in the classroom
"mother's day dinner: 10 easy, elegant recipes to wow mom"
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how artists are transforming detroit
"fyi, not all moms transform into hardcore tea drinkers on mother's day"
ll cool j struggles to come up with way to brag about being in rollerball
world's brightest x-ray laser is getting a big upgrade
rebel wilson sings the google translate versions of classic holiday songs
embarrassed library of congress can't believe some of the albums it used to be into
smiling willie nelson reflects on a lifetime of weed and women
trump once bombarded scottish leader with 16 letters slamming a wind farm
drinking beer could help save this adorable red panda
why these men bucked tradition and wore an engagement ring
national security council spokesman resigns over donald trump's 'disturbing' actions
obama: iraq airstrikes not slippery slope to other humanitarian interventions
guest searches hand towel for low-traffic area
let this daft captain convince you to take a boat instead of a plane
deconstructing mr. damore's google diversity memo
heart-shaped jacuzzi  clogged again
obama loses key potential republican ally on guantanamo bay closure
stephen colbert takes out a 'for your consideration' ad for trump's fake news awards
lin-manuel miranda is raffling a 'hamilton' date to raise money for immigrants
controversial study links e-cigarettes to formaldehyde exposure
college scorecard sandbags equity in higher education
man removing sweatshirt offers coworkers tantalizing glimpse of bare midriff
rose byrne is expecting her second child with bobby cannavale
the thing that will wreck many americans' retirement
gross national product surpassed by grotesque national byproducts
nba stars and coaches share heartfelt stories about flip saunders
"42,000 pounds of trash removed from hawaii home"
4 must-know facts about clinton wealth
trump accidentally records over comey meeting tape with idea for candy hotel
10 biggest myths about being an escort
this sweet (and sexy) adult coloring book is a gay valentine treat
billy joel has billy joel's disease
maker of pizza rolls rethinks letting fans tell its story
year-round schooling: how it would help minority students
here's a pro tip for katie couric before she does another documentary
dominos unveils napkin-stuffed pizza crust
son thanks mom who cared for his dad for 20 years with 20 adventures
nestle to switch to cage-free eggs in u.s. by 2020
an art project over 40 years in the making lets people walk on water
stoned extraterrestrial stumbles across hidden message after listening to golden record backwards
bush determined to find warehouse where ark of covenant is stored
trump touts 'middle class' tax relief but only detail he offers helps the rich
the most wtf moments from men's new york fashion week
judge orders u.s. to release photos showing abuse of detainees
hundreds of hbcu students march to the polls to urge people to vote
romney stares uncomprehendingly at $1 bill
lady gaga and taylor kinney make the polar plunge look pretty hot
pope francis will study american critics of his economic policy before visit to the u.s.
executioner enters lethal injection room with bag from home depot
too late now to switch from checkout line with talkative cashier
the calculated plan to outlaw abortion in the us
area man perfectly content with role as another cog in the wheel
"pope john paul ii, longtime owner of popemobile, dead at 84"
isis' muslim death toll is enormous
"castro leaves hospital two years younger, four inches taller"
new study finds nothing that will actually convince you to change your lifestyle so just forget it
half of the amazon's tree species are threatened
uae warns citizens to avoid wearing traditional clothing while abroad
report: snoring may increase risk of having throat slit during night by loved one
saudis tout hundreds of yemeni lives saved by spending so much time focused on killing khashoggi
8-year-old can already tell image of dad puking stuck in memory forever
"revealing spring attire reminds man he nothing more than weak, hormonal ogre"
voter turnout reaches all-time low of 17
global surveys show strong support for hillary clinton
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that's my daddy: two moms figure out how to tell the truth about their family
horrifying doll sitting on neighbor's porch whether it's halloween or not
50-year-old prince licks aarp representative's face
overpopulation of the earth: will it create valuable new markets?
man spends whole day dreading fun activity he signed up for
kylo ren of 'star wars: the force awakens' was inspired by nazis ... sorta
fcc chairman overturns decision to cancel 'party down'
obama blanks on what he's ineffectually urging congress to take action on now
the best of #middleagedschmovies
biden donates collection of classic skin mags to those in need during holidays
area man does most of his traveling by gurney
the perfect little tea cake to kick off fall
navy hospital removes staffers for calling babies 'mini satans' on social media
vine stars chris & shan get super awkward with huffpost 6x60
bid on your airline seat the next time you fly
this is how you wear shoes with ankle straps
being comfortable with fear
bill maher and sarah silverman are cowardly and silent when it comes to louis c.k.
hotcake sales brisk
melania trump mocked for 'teach kids to be responsible digital citizens' tweet
woman's tan lines don't make any sense
does a reasonable worker lactate?
pope francis admits 'like 97%' of past church leadership 'probably burning in hell'
kim cattrall offers curt response to cynthia nixon's new york governor run
republicans holding out hope new chief of staff can restore order to chaotic white house
"thoughts on 54 below, 'blood brothers' and cabaret"
soldier excited to take over father's old afghanistan patrol route
saudi crown prince must answer for atrocities in yemen
fcc votes to undo key roadblocks to media company consolidation
historical archives: to-day in american history
vacationer checks weather report for hometown
nonindigenous larry  crosses state lines
nation's sanitation workers announce everything finally clean
man raised by wolves worried he's slowly turning into father
a century later the same old thrill
"mother, daughter exchange encoded menstruation-related message over dinner table"
trump's monumental betrayal
"mr. fuji, iconic pro wrestler and manager, dead at 82"
ferguson's easy answers
mark hamill rips his role in 'last jedi': 'he's not my luke skywalker'
how 'thank you' changed my life
area man settled for
area cow doesn't suspect a thing
congress ties controversial cybersecurity bill to key spending package
"elizabeth warren 1, wall street clown 0"
bill clinton takes his time getting on air force one -- and president obama is not having it
"warm, syrupy pleasure coursing through man's veins after big hit of mattress"
what obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures
are hackathons changing the way we do business?
lutheran minister arrested on charges of boring young children
jerry sandusky heads back to court to overturn child molestation conviction
communication matters: getting your message out
9-pound infant barrels way down birth canal
nation's schools to ensure bullied transgender students hide in stalls of bathrooms corresponding to biological sex
study: all of your memories implanted in you 5 minutes ago when universe was created
elon football player demitri allison dies in 10-story fall
kavanaugh scores keg for christine blasey ford testimony
why drunk in love only works for beyonce and how it may be getting you in trouble
expect delays' signs placed randomly throughout nation
"immigrants, they get the job done in amazing new 'hamilton mixtape' video"
10 super annoying things we can't help but whine about
"you are not your job,' obama reminds himself throughout shower"
freedom with a twist of maturity
consumer entering that awkward age between target demographics
gawker's season of fear and loathing
bush calls for rock revolution in weekly pirate-radio address
7 things that separate average workers from rock stars
family has way too many daughters for them not to have been trying for son
commence to move forward
oscar mayer inedibles not huge success
last words: alyssa edwards reflects on 'rupaul's all stars drag race'
celebrities are urging australians to vote 'yes' on same-sex marriage
parents fight to remove cartoon characters from industrial solvents
the war on christmas' -- a film by ken burns
presence of three round objects triggers juggling reflex in local man
heaven installs spikes to keep cherubs from shitting on st. peter's gate
"cook these 7 recipes on sunday, and feed yourself all week"
norway eliminates fm radio despite majority disapproval from citizens
watch: 'party monster' michael alig give his first video interview since his release from prison
#brownribboncampaign reminds us oscar diversity isn't just black and white
humans of new york' photo captures beautiful body love moment
neither person in conversation knows what hedge fund is
terrified glob of cream cheese escapes bagel
supreme court agrees to hear new jack white album
bruno mars reportedly offered halftime spot for super bowl 50
lazy minor league promotion just 'baseball night at the stadium'
"you've got them right where you want them, mikey,' michael cohen mutters to self after pleading guilty again"
"jennifer lawrence may hate singing, but now she's a pop star"
6 reasons this weekend is the best one of the year
harvey korman cracks up denny's waitress
bombing in syria's ghouta won't let up long enough for rescuers to count bodies
larry wilmore takes down bill cosby on 'the nightly show'
area grandmother comes forward as 'banksy'
loud fake laugh misinterpreted as loud real laugh in critical sarcasm miscalculation
ashley graham's new swimwear line uses unedited paparazzi photos
twitterverse trolls marco rubio over his 'fool' bible verse tweet
historical archives: weekley duel results
gina rodriguez is bringing a show about an undocumented family to tv
shares of hazmat-suit maker spike on nyc ebola news
ns/nd/c/dwf wondering why she can't find someone
trump vomits immediately after seeing everyday americans up close
raving maniac just saying what everyone wants to hear
"department of interior employee caught embezzling 50,000 wolves"
cat speed-dials ex-girlfriend
house republicans vote to penalize local law enforcement over immigration policies
khizr khan sees a shared 'moral compass' in lessons of japanese-american incarceration
trump's whole approach to health care boiled down to one tweet
5 nutritionist-approved back-to-school tips
changing channel on local bar's tv more of a process than area man anticipated
"paper towels on amazon surge to $2,000 a roll after crippling cost increase of paying workers a living wage"
"there sure were a bunch of white nationalists at cpac, huh?"
clinton's sight restored
"college for convicts:  the need is great, the time is now"
oxiclean unveils new stain-removing fabric scissors
child soldier promoted to child private 1st class
bill maher jokes about what donald trump will really be doing on his asia trip
guinness releases abridged book of freaks for readers who just want the good stuff
congress agrees to $1.3 billion for protective border fencers
donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge
islamophobia and charlie hebdo
embracing the future: this week in daily giving
"over 50% of lgbtq youths struggle with eating disorders, survey finds"
skilled sotheby's auctioneer accidentally sells self at auction for $2.5 million
researchers quietly chuckling at placebo group
last few republican senators form roman tortoise
woman spends entire date wondering if this the one she'll mace
new ebola quarantine protocol seen as barrier to volunteers
"lgbt christians speak out: ""love the sinner, hate the sin"" won't cut it anymore"
shopping for happiness in the oscar race's gorgeous department stores
6 things millennials should do before buying a house
federal government to be run by cheaper mexican officials
"uganda's president extends 30-year rule, detains rivals after election"
walking in memphis: huffpost's listen to america tour stops in tennessee
reuters journalists charged in myanmar after reporting on rohingya crisis
michael avenatti warns michael cohen: i still have more documents to release
"$85,000 in fertility treatments result in miracle"
vin diesel will finally kiss car in 'fast & furious 6'
teach for america celebrates 3 decades of helping recent graduates pad out law school applications
cosmopolitan offers 15 tips for fattening up for winter
"florida man killed after standing up for gay friends, witnesses say"
pringles level at six inches and falling
"five years after sandy, lessons for today's hurricane victims"
austria's burgenland is full of wildlife and wine
"saudi prince flogged in court-ordered punishment, newspaper says"
shaken attorney general resigns after learning what murder is
fcc sniper takes out matthew mcconaughey to prevent live broadcast of profanity
unpopular student ridiculed mercilessly in teacher's lounge
"cameron diaz says she's 'actually retired,' so there"
grandson's jigsaw puzzle strategy fucking pathetic
why we should care about changes in the pharmaceutical industry
mom sleeps in past sunrise
man who jumped fence was able to enter the white house
stephen colbert explains the conspiracies against donald trump in 1 nsfw diagram
stranger things' renewed for season 3 by netflix
enterprising child saves $54 to buy barrel of oil
6 exercises that will transform your body
watch a kebab shop owner stay super chill during an armed robbery
another english king could be buried under a parking lot
corporation wants media company making branded entertainment to just have fun with it
nelson mandela evidently thinks world's journalists have nothing better to do than wait around like idiots
study: average person's life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning
"no complaints if a remake of 'emma' with jon hamm and emily blunt got thrown our way, nation's girlfriends report"
watch: ferguson protesters have some demands
why columbia' and 'pitzer's values'
pizza hut unveils new cheese-stuffed delivery boy
priyanka chopra nails why uproar over 'the simpsons' apu is justified
more than 50 tech companies take on trump's new travel ban
trump is officially our president-elect. now what?
kotex introduces new leak-proof brush-on vaginal sealant
the $25 skin cream our beauty editor loves
when anxiety has you (literally) pulling your hair out
the world is emptier now': celebrity fans and friends pay tribute to david bowie
students excited to see slate of notable speakers who will be disinvited to campus this year
stolen moment of the week: brett davis and sally burtnick
"american crime' is a fine show, and we have absolutely, positively no idea where it's going"
cashier allows line-cutting to go unpunished
evangelical church strips away all the frills and pomp of catholic molestation
the 'rules' i choose to live by
11 things you won't understand about happiness until you are happy
let's change the conversation from climate change to 'shared benefits'
"new report finds link between each passing day, jeanette getting more beautiful"
turkey's most perfect beach is an actual butterfly wonderland
u.s. consuls already have the tools to discriminate in visa decisions
food hacks for the best tailgate ever
un confirms aid convoy bombed in syria near aleppo
not like most girls
meg gavin's gps guide for finding perspective
twitter imparts some presidential wisdom with #trumpbacktoschooltips
the important conversation almost no one seems to be having
"suspect in kim jong nam's murder also sickened by toxic nerve agent, police say"
on our doorstep: the gatlinburg fires
birthplace of president carter accidentally visited
chuck norris fighting for everyone who can't fight back
ridiculous reason women are excluded from exercise studies
michelle obama powers through another day of doing half-assed jumping jacks in middle school gym
michael jackson hires magical anthropomorphic giraffe as defense lawyer
"michelle, ross and carson on the wild ride to 'rupaul's drag race'"
iggy azalea slams lorde's nirvana tribute
jenny mccarthy lured to fox network by bright light
the gop tax plan tells us everything about who matters in american democracy
daily meditation: the call of adventure
clinton debunks rumors about health by telling audience exact day she will die
watch an escalator malfunction send flyers hockey fans flying
media suffering through record normal temperatures
area man's life comes to tragic middle
"mayor hits on crazy idea of developing city's waterfront, green spaces"
house conservatives are trying to kill the lame-duck session
special 'framers' cut' of constitution to feature five deleted amendments
when to get a second opinion
the funniest tweets from women this week
nation excited to see whatever bile the internet spews up today
scott walker does a number on his job numbers
hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign
goose thinking of migrating home a couple weeks early to avoid the crowds
pwc confirms partner responsible for best picture mishap
"gop race heads to south carolina, known for dirty tricks and brawls"
quinoa black bean burger: layers of flavor and packed with protein
berkeley gets trolled by the alt-right -- again
michele bachmann thankful no americans died in sikh shooting
amazing 'human fly' lives off diet of garbage
17 sweet water toys and swim essentials
labor day 2015: stand together and fight back
chipotle is making big changes but nobody really cares
world map rearranged to accommodate poor geography skills of americans—nations ordered alphabetically
patrick dempsey's wife files for divorce
commuter playing some sort of alphabet sudoku
18 #menforchoice on why they're standing up for a woman's right to choose
the great republican revolt
why every man should try to be more like idris elba
exhausted trump supporter just decides massive cuts to healthcare subsidies reason he voted for him
7 things powerful people don't do
want to become a travel 'hacker'? read this first.
usa today editorial board calls trump unfit to clean obama's toilets in scathing editorial
the big issue apple needs to address
scrabble come-on only worth four points
300 naked women feared lost in computer crash
gop health care bill disinvests in women's health
security video pokes holes in robber's threat to shoot store workers
video-game character feeling healthier after eating turkey leg off ground
"transcript, emails show how tabloid reporters helped harvey weinstein get dirt on women"
"more 2016 candidates' private numbers, brought to you by trump"
house democrat: shutdown would be due to gop taking government 'hostage'
homelessness in the us dropped slightly since last year
ferguson lawmakers approve deal to curb abusive policing
report: today the day woman either quits job or goes home and watches 4 hours of netflix
"oh god, teacher arranged desks in giant circle"
obama has tied reagan in public opinion polls
local man thinking about becoming asshole
should banks be allowed to robocall your mobile phone?
the spirit of paris must prevail
"3 habits highly productive people do every day, even if they're 'too busy'"
u.s. mint introduces new double-stuf quarters
"34,000 sign petition against archbishop who reportedly invited kim davis to meet pope"
"omg, the duchess of cambridge is vogue uk's june cover star"
pantomimed lasso motion fails to pull woman across dance floor
john oliver rallies 'time-wasters and troublemakers' to fight the fcc
one direction star responds to claims he's homophobic
wolf blitzer walks into middle of olive garden commercial to announce breaking election results
the fastest-growing refugee crisis is the one you've probably heard the least about
man coming to terms with fact that shower not getting any hotter
this is what it was like to go to the airport before 9/11
family relieved to hear good grandma didn't die
the science-backed reason to see your therapist in the morning
americans dislike how the media treats trump -- and how he treats the media
gym teacher still remembers names of every former pantywaist
apple watch tells us that it is time to get serious about jobs
greatest story ever told' has gimmicky deus ex machina ending
the office' ends as documentary crew gets all the footage it needs
project 24: a portrait of millennial artist andrew kaminski
library to display same tattered richard wright poster in honor of black history month
real-life fitness strategies to survive the winter months
more latinos seek citizenship to vote against trump
baby takes political stance
"prosecutors in tamir rice case bizarrely pointed toy gun at witness, lawyers allege"
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week
watch: jay carney's most epic clashes with reporters
books with badass female protagonists: what's your go to book?
report: more u.s. families living with multiple generations of xbox under one roof
donald trump is terrible news for our food system
shark attack claims life of some guy on tv
fan-favorite first season of bush administration released on dvd
obama could act on iran deal without congressional approval
what we know so far about the new white house org chart
trump honors sacrifices civil rights activists will have to make under his presidency
trump vomits immediately after seeing everyday americans up close
steel drum knows it has so much more to offer than tropical vibes
"the mediaeval greek fortress town of monemvasia: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 6"
baldwin's trump boasts on 'snl' he's running country like a waffle house
feminists wearing babies
mother can't believe 10-year-old has already outgrown mobility scooter
"church, state joyfully reunite after 230-year trial separation"
u.s. forces take control of white house
clinton hitchhikes to st. louis for jazzfest
"indiana jones could be played by a woman, steven spielberg says"
shower head snarls like vicious jungle cat before turning on
reb zalman's unique funeral
"new report finds link between each passing day, jeanette getting more beautiful"
bill moyers' departure from tv leaves a huge hole
"trump replaces ice chief daniel ragsdale, appoints thomas homan"
the gun doesn't have to go off for it to be a hate crime
let them eat cake!
a gay couple opens up about building their beautiful family
aly raisman thinks 175 years for larry nassar is 'not enough'
mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them
supporters defend kirsten gillibrand after trump delivers 'sexist smear'
hillary clinton bounces back in new hampshire
man in mickey mouse suit obviously attempted to eat ribs
the groundbreaking queer comedy series 'take my wife' is back
the washington post's slimy assault on gary webb
the real driver of great innovation via alexander graham bell and pharrell williams
daily spin class only thing keeping mom from driving car full of kids into ocean
adorable kids ask pharrell hard-hitting questions about his new book 'happy'
how newt gingrich is bringing john mccain's campaign and super pac together
this cafe makes it a point to hire workers with autism
10 places to have a 'frozen' vacation
buick introduces new self-buying car
guy in rome does as the tourists do
area woman always has backup problem just in case
"trump, in oval office, signs first executive order on obamacare"
nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women
blacker and better: jessica lea mayfield
carmelo anthony randomly ran a mini-marathon mid-game
terri schiavo's corpse blown away by hurricane
"huckabee sanders warns stormy daniels' disclosures just steamy, sexy distraction from real issues"
grandma jumps into buick for emergency birdseed run
how elizabeth warren's own book makes the case she should run for president
these 7 questions could determine whether your marriage will last or fail
scottish leader demands new referendum on independence
this photo of mark zuckerberg's closet offers a lesson for working parents
palestinian journalist killed in israel-gaza protests
taking up arms where birds feast on buffet of salmon
it's another ho-ho-horowitz christmas!
latino democrats arrested protesting trump on immigration
cafepress.com announces sweeping privacy changes after improperly sharing the t-shirt sizes of millions of americans
the final showdown on 'repeal and replace' obamacare: what to watch for this week
area twitter user guesses he could muster up 140 more characters about the master race
jeb bush campaign kicks off 3-state farewell tour with iowa town hall meeting
baltimore pigeons shocked to find beloved shitting statues gone
bayer offers to buy monsanto for $62 billion
biden loses control of butterfly knife during commencement speech
man arriving late forced to use excuse he was saving for leaving early
"texas puts an 'undue burden' on women's choice, abortion clinics tell supreme court"
dying woman sorry she won't get to see 37-year-old son grow up
"report: samantha's new haircut pretty bad, but don't say anything"
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 23
an immigration fight gives jeb bush his best moment of the entire debate season
passport robot tells man of asian descent his eyes are too closed
woody allen says harvey weinstein scandal is 'very sad for everyone involved'
21-year-old adult throws hissy fit
wapo releases first photos of jason rezaian reunited with family
obama to announce new climate change help for island nations
"""why didn't her real mom want her?"""
deadly stampede in bangladesh kills 23
only kim k would wear a plunging white dress before her wedding
bunch of people apparently saw that brendan fraser mummy movie
kosovo protesters set fire to government hq
the best ifttt recipes to make the most of your vacation
trump uses major policy speech to threaten to sue sexual assault accusers
cute couple on same antidepressant
trump forced to take on second job as cvs cashier in order to pay down business debts
doing the santa wrap
"for novelists, success is not monetary"
disturbance of arafat's grave casts horrible curse on middle east
"in sad, sad press conference, milo says 'free speech week' is now just one measly rally"
the scream' returns from two-year vacation relaxed
watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance
report: 98% of german sexual intercourse uploaded to pornhub
rugged new sport-utility vehicle takes on mall parking lot
mike pence to anti-abortion crowd: trump's supreme court pick will be in the mold of antonin scalia
time magazine just six months from big cocktail-nation-craze story
how those anti-muslim videos probably got into trump's twitter feed
"deaths of 550,000 confirm which mushrooms are okay to eat"
the importance of adding stress relief to your to-do list
generous improv troupe performing for free
how obama moved the cuba needle
no one at porn site responding to area man's bad link report
"florida woman calls 911 for wings, smokes, police say"
saddam hussein presents suicide bomber's family with oversized check
t-shirt machine gun to change the face of promotional warfare
top experts confounded by advisers to donald trump
the most high-tech cruise ship ever
here's some ways to get teachers to support lgbt students
open dialogue two americans having about race pretty hilarious
historian has big news for grover cleveland fans
trump orders help for chinese phone-maker after china approves money for trump project
we get from the world what we invest in ourselves
why adults still experience back-to-school anxiety
democratic scouts head to tampa to get closer look at mitt romney
five minutes of watching indian channel leads to five hours of watching indian channel
"debut author virginia franken talks about flawed characters, her (new) addiction to coffee, what dance taught her about writing, and more"
sunday roundup
beauty industry announces massive new initiative to make women self-conscious about their palms
"is 'having it all' possible for dads, too?"
transcanada shelves its u.s. keystone application
alec baldwin ridicules donald trump over his disgusting comments about women on 'snl'
body found may be of missing 3-year-old left outside by dad: police
why democrats should block every trump supreme court justice
same homeless man always begging for change on united flight
are hackathons changing the way we do business?
drug paraphernalia visible in photo of missing cat
why i refuse to apologize for my selfies
harry reid stunned by ted cruz's claim that most violent criminals are democrats
woman who had almost formed healthy sense of self rejoins social media
zoo hosts contest to name baby of pregnant gift shop worker
michelle obama's daily habit is all about happiness
nation delighted by rich ass who fires people
4 couscous recipes for every meal of the day
local oaf not sure what part of counter you order at
clear from stock music that video never meant to be watched with sound on
surgery required for new sexual position
mrs. butterworth's bottle central to terrifying lsd experience
electing a president: 5 things to consider
isis recruiter excited to be talking to popular high schooler for once
how to read a bad book by a great author
man accused of killing firefighter was mad over traffic delay: police
guinness forced to recognize bigger record book
u2 takes aim at donald trump and white supremacists in biting new music video
gop congressman who once tried to unseat john boehner blasts colleagues for trying to do the same
child's description of heaven during near-death experience specifically mentions book deal
why underwater homeowners won't be saved by bank of america's $17 billion deal
sunday roundup
j.k. rowling's new show is nothing like 'harry potter'
dennis hastert argues humiliation over sexual abuse allegations is punishment enough
complex human being reduced to 'gutter guy' for purposes of to-do list
u.s. hunger for fish byproducts not as strong as first imagined
"quick, painless death tops holiday wish list of local veal calf"
strange new culture forming on other end of office
court rules meryl streep unable to be tried by jury as she has no peers
marc andreessen's 'colonialism' gaffe? a symptom of silicon valley bias
j.crew debuts new line of stylish casualwear for mannequins
officials warn flint residents that some areas have higher lead levels than filters can handle
10 of the funniest boomer tv moments ever
"with 'house on fire,' ty herndon aims to 'change hearts and minds'"
fringe catholic sect doesn't tolerate child abuse
why is the cuomo administration automatically deleting state employees' emails?
the white house's security briefing to ahmed mohamed
gallup poll: rural whites prefer ahmadinejad to obama
biden unleashes torrent of vomit on debate stage
greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'
"goodyear unveils new, circular tires"
customer who declined initial offer of assistance from floor salesman comes crawling back
watch: need to feel bad?
curb your enthusiasm' over rand paul's uneasy reaction to donald trump
inside biden's final deliberations
"the future of driving, in one provocative chart"
feeling overwhelmed by all the news this year? you're in the minority.
pair of 26-year-olds hit it off after learning they have student loans from same bank
that guy from that one show not looking so hot
rock & roll hall of fame rescinds nomination after discovering the cure was voted in as cruel prank by popular kids
lady gaga belts out the national anthem at super bowl 50
on not sweating the small stuff
wearable sensors can tell if you're sick before you even feel it
"little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you"
will a mega-billionaire rescue america from gop's insurance mayhem?
nation suddenly concerned about black man's opinion
"toys r us may shut down all u.s. operations, impacting thousands of workers"
these dog models might be the best thing about american apparel
"unemployed, miserable man still remembers teacher who first made him fall in love with writing"
museum proudly exhibits picasso shitty enough to be in kansas city
3 reasons you picked the wrong doctor
football fan disappointed by 'super tuesday'
"mr. fuji, iconic pro wrestler and manager, dead at 82"
are our nominations diverse enough for you whiny dipshits?' sneers academy president unprovoked after listing nominees
"under the gun' examines both sides of the gun-control debate, even if it will only appeal to one"
30 reasons to give thanks to horses
ben affleck defends decision to set 'argo' in boston
hillary clinton eviscerates donald trump in her best speech yet
holiday music aficionado urges friends to check out 'frosty the snowman'
white house blames deadly gaza violence on hamas 'propaganda'
report: someone needs to get chips and dip away from area man
last month apparently women's history month
way too much raised for bronchitis research
breaking: adam got a ps4 for christmas
toeing the race line: what i am and what i am not.
women-only mosque: 7 important considerations
mark hamill reveals luke skywalker might be gay in 'star wars'
ibm is about to change the way we forecast weather
college rape victim pretty thrilled she gets to recount assault to faculty committee
marco rubio's struggle to be more than a talking point machine
egypt sentences 17 people to jail for practicing homosexuality
california's rare 'super bloom' flowers are migrating north
family cuts nursing home visit short so grandmother can get back to excruciating loneliness
thousands gather to mourn otto warmbier at his former high school
"this week in world war i, november 15-21, 1914"
man actually shouting at other man to get jennifer aniston romantic comedy made
heat wave forces johnny cash to don black shorts
forget 'looking' -- one of our favorite queer web series is back
that show about the lady sheriff finally released on dvd
islamophobe disappointed manhunt over before he even had chance to indiscriminately vilify all muslims
"joe biden on beau: 'he said it was my obligation to run, my duty'"
"clint dempsey talks world cup, jurgen klinsmann and the pressures facing team usa"
ex-israeli defense chief: netanyahu wanted to attack iran in 2010
new miami-based tuna is cuban-safe
bird has big plans for cage
internet's newest mystery involves justin timberlake hooking up with a spice girl
is taking birth control pills a band-aid treatment for pcos?
millions of kids could be at risk because of this deadly dresser
poll signals trouble for gop in blockading supreme court
leslie jones and adam rippon commentating on figure skating is an olympic dream
massive filament snakes across sun's surface
sleepover guests can only wonder what mysterious delights lie tucked inside off-limits room
baby boring
"north korea claims new long range missile has ability to fly right up in the air, not unlike a bird or a fly"
"yes, you can use government money to get out of student loan default"
this bio-mom and stepmom's friendship is nothing short of inspiring
cheap airfare sole reason for trip to italy
you the newest subsidiary of kraft foods
clinton gets box to put government's stuff in
god unable to remember what year humanity goes extinct
reddi-wip casually announces their nozzles can easily fit into most orifices
facebook addresses accusations of silencing conservative voices by deleting barack obama's profile
diners slightly unnerved that waitress didn't write down order
former black panther uses 'bonus years' to make art
fda to screen all donated blood for the zika virus
this squirrel just cheated death on the olympic snowboarding course
gun goes off during life's third act
ohio governor makes desperate plea to aquaman
sexual predator gets tenure
academy to give runners-up detailed progress reports outlining where stars can improve
trump reads fake version of own speech
scientists reveal the secret key to charisma
12-year-old camper excited to meet girls who will torture her for rest of summer
area woman morbidly fit
here's what the oscar nominations should look like
deadpool 2' trailer debuts josh brolin's cable and other x-citing mutants
the odd couple in today's office:  millennials reverse mentor baby boomers
pro-sanders phillie phanatic places masking tape reading 'silenced' over honker
flag in front of post office can hardly remember a time it wasn't flying half-staff
"after 10 years, here's why i'm over online dating"
"cvs now selling cheaper, cvs-brand 'people' magazine"
ama: plastic surgery 'only a few years away' from making someone look better
lin manuel miranda and ben platt join forces for ultimate broadway mashup
genetics emphatically deny playing any part in area man's body
"study finds controlling, possessive behavior most pure expression of love"
donald trump's epa pick is a leading foe of clean water laws
it's time for congress to join the fight against food waste
former congresswoman reflects on fighting sexist bullshit in the '90s
"report: trump bans 'transgender,' 'fetus,' 'science-based' from cdc documents"
hiring your first employee - what you don't know can hurt your business
disappointed in 'silence': proud of my domestic ignatians
complete idiot forgot to shave area between mouth and nose
new year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet
60 years of sound bites to remember
dating in my 20's: 12 tips i wish i knew to prepare myself for love
the key to chip and joanna gaines' marriage isn't really a secret
47 weak-willed senators bend to interests of powerful american people
4 surprising reasons why preschool and kindergarten must change
this 23-month-old is probably more stylish than you
eric bolling tells bill o'reilly not to use his son's death as political cover
child clinging to daddy's leg like it's helicopter evacuating saigon
joe biden slams donald trump: 'he would have loved stalin'
monday's morning email: the aftermath of the baton rouge shooting that left three officers dead
"how to lose to the islamic state: obama administration considers deploying troops to iraq, focusing on assad in syria"
game of thrones' producers reveal series moved beyond show's written script halfway through current season
kris jenner has her say on son-in-law kanye west's 'good intentions'
"zaire to take some time off, compose itself"
university admits it pretty weird they let bunch of 20-year-olds live in big mansion and torture each other
aides concerned trump's mental health declining after president admits he may not be omnipotent living god
feds break up brutal las vegas man-fighting ring
11-year-old moron can't wait to get her first period
man in political argument clearly just regurgitating monologue from 'henry v'
the importance of celebrating the little wins
tesla's self-driving feature leaves insurers idling as states scramble
trump keeps citing a paris agreement study that seriously misses the point
your favorite disney fairy tales are being retold through classic paintings
what is a reverse mortgage?
proud to be a total b*tch
woman in coffee shop judges a record 147 people
huffpollster: 2016 could be the year of the third parties
bill murray is even charming while trying to bribe umpires
"paul singer, influential gop billionaire, throws support to rubio"
report: americans now get 44% of their exercise from licking
sports-related murder provides perfect local-news segue
emaciated peter alexander burns podium for warmth after being locked in abandoned press briefing room since december
michelle obama joked about a simpler time when kids didn't have cellphones
is 2017 set up for a financial crisis?
cory booker introduces oversize velvet blacklight bill decriminalizing marijuana
"hobby lobby, climate change, and the gop's women problem"
the enemy of my enemy: islamic state and the internationalization of the syrian and iraqi civil wars
postal service unveils new line of stamps honoring americans who still use postal service
real world' star writes his own (queer) book of mormon story
returning west virginia teachers unceremoniously toss hundreds of dead class pets into trash
"15,000 years of human artistic endeavor culminate in see spot run"
the time i went canoeing with a republican congressman
bianchi introduces new bike for blocking commuters on subway during rush hour
amazing medical discovery to add years of fish-oil consumption to man's life
nasa joins twitter users to name those newly discovered planets. the inevitable happens.
target range under fire from community members
last line of obama's military force request briefly mentions possibility of 25-year quagmire
wrinkle-free pants didn't think they'd be tested quite this much
how donald trump united liberals and conservatives on abortion
california to allow prisoners to serve sentences online
tick happy where he is
macarthur genius grant goes right up recipient's nose
study: use of phrase 'don't skimp on the' linked to heart disease
a letter to my granddaughters'
kylie jenner spends sunday in a bikini
"yoga, mindfulness and weight management"
tide debuts new sour apple detergent pods
"nasa, jesus & templeton?"
obesity swept the nation and now healthy schools are taking it back... with your help
charleston church holds first service since shootings
pentagon officials listen in silence as mike pence details plans for angel-guided defense weapons system
9 things that will kill your career
wife already knows the one thing she'll say that can never be taken back
what's the deal with the lack of lgbt stock photography?
5 pointz landlord says his luxury condos will be just like the graffiti mecca he destroyed
sunday roundup
child assured most monsters do not exist
is this the first photograph of a human being?
dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon
pregnant jessica simpson pulls out fetus for photo op
70-year-old woman decides it time to start dressing entirely in purple
why we 'freeze' in uncomfortable situations
melania trump straightens husband's neck skin before walking out onto inauguration platform
u.s. military defends controversial decision to test kilauea volcano on hawaiian civilians
area man willing to give up any of muslims' rights necessary to feel safe
inexperienced puppy bowl team still hasn't opened eyes yet
prison teaches beekeeping to inmates and it's all the buzz
senate can't pass methane rollback so interior decides to do it anyway
jesse eisenberg compares comic-con to genocide
this teacher has watched 3 deadly attacks from inside stuyvesant high school
man arriving early to party to walk up and down street for 10 minutes
"u.s. job growth rebounds sharply, unemployment rate hits 4.4 percent"
ethical hunter throws duck he shot back into sky
megan fox daydreaming about megan fox naked
man's facebook status given book deal
fussy eater 38
woman's primal instincts activate to protect nearly finished glass of wine from approaching server
four incredible new advances in health technology
the fake news pledge and colorado politicians who need to sign it
commerce secretary urges nation to get in on piece of the action
"in iran and north korea, trump is playing with nuclear fire"
jane fonda has no time for megyn kelly's questions about plastic surgery
area man killed in committee
flu clinic selling 2009 version of vaccine for a few bucks cheaper
ramadan reflection day 7: prayers for the people of burma's concentration camps
now is the time for blame: alan kurdi and the myth of a 'generous' canada
google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy
dee bogetti's gps guide for living in the moment
"area organization pro-white, ain't anti-nobody"
"the most delicious (and grossest) hangover remedies, ranked"
zsa zsa or eva gabor dead
night watchman keeps leno under close surveillance
obama finally reveals nature of his work to daughters
college freshman decides to be lanyard-wearing kind
after earth ii' tanks at box office
"under the gun' examines both sides of the gun-control debate, even if it will only appeal to one"
a good news story about 'imperfect' pregnancy
man with 20 rifles can't remember if his goal to start or stop violent overthrow of government
the very best part of an internet-free family vacation
eclipse 2017: how a tiny town braces for blackout
same jumbotron used for marriage proposal used to ask for divorce
alumni magazine tiptoeing around campus shooting
911 calls from parkland shooting reveal terror of parents desperate for answers
scott pruitt tosses another pvc tube on campfire
trump and america's big black eye
world's most advanced yo-yo doesn't need you
tv producers running out of types of people to have dance with each other
martin o'malley backs $15 national minimum wage
bill o'reilly's advertisers can't keep looking the other way
donors who can't give to christie campaign give to his super pac
people are lol-ing over this couple's blunt pregnancy announcement
governor too embarrassed to say which state he leads
granny's powerful testimony through song
"once-adventurous salmon can't believe she ended up moving back to birthplace, having a bunch of kids"
donald trump fired his campaign manager. the mystery is why it took this long.
unconditional love given to 15-year-old who just called mom a bitch in middle of hollister
sephora makeup artist helping woman create the perfect pink eye
exclusive: lawyer of woman who says brett ratner raped her slams defamation suit
house republican spending bill seeks to block obama's carbon rules
u.s. cities aren't ready to fend off the next flint
mike pence breaks out formal altar boy robes for state of the union address
queen elizabeth to think mainly about her approaching death throughout olympics ceremony
anonymous source informs bob woodward he hasn't been relevant in 40 years
donald trump voices support for sisi amid human rights crackdown
5 bittersweet truths that put life into perspective
the disaster that is donald trump's tax plan
colbert wants to turn nyc subway rides into a new and terrible punishment
sex officials add new base between second and third
new year's resolution -- let colleges lead the way to a new normal in cuba
ted cruz ties 'amnesty' for undocumented immigrants to nuclear weapons in iran
report: some russian soldiers quit army over ukraine war
the simple mind trick that helped me lose weight
12 baby names inspired by black stars who are making history
tina fey and amy poehler's squad puts taylor swift's to shame on 'snl'
10-year-old first responders rush to bike crash scene to check out tyler's fucked-up leg
apple fans demand other products they can feel directly against skin at all times
public urinator gives passerby dirty look
nation not sure how to describe mark
highway sign hacked to show crude message about donald trump
how i'm finding my voice with wendy davis
serena williams explains why her father didn't walk her down the aisle
chocolate pudding up $2 a barrel
intelligence officials can't say how many americans they spy on
dad not going to pay someone to fix marriage when he can do it himself
"a progressive firm fired a partner for allegedly assaulting a female staffer. soon she was gone, too."
tree outside window upset man just changed channel
"tupac's high school love letter is being sold for $35,000"
trump unveils plan to address migrants with new open-fire policy
hurricane harvey is just the latest in facebook's fake news problem
the trump-russia story has only just begun (to explode)
aha!' shouts devin nunes pulling back shower curtain in hopes of revealing hidden fbi agent
these stunning photos challenge the way we think about identity
why the azores are the best european island destination for all types of travelers
painful boil still too unformed to lance
"marv albert on the knicks, brad stevens and the state of the nba"
new study finds box still world's most popular container
even conservatives now admit the u.s. needs paid family leave
"expert on international jewish conspiracy has never been more than 40 miles outside council bluffs, iowa"
site 'liar liar trump on fire' gets creative with fact-checking the republican nominee
nick verreos sees a marriage between fashion geeks and computer geeks
anti-mdma campaign warns teens about dangers of feeling more connected to others
women reveal the real purpose of workout clothes
rnc: 'we warned you gay marriage would be a slippery slope toward accepting pedophilia'
10 reasons you should care about d.c. voting rights
saudis insist missing journalist was already dismembered before he left consulate
"researchers find decline in facebook use could be directly linked to desire to be happy, fully functioning person"
word search on box of frosted mini-wheats fucking impossible
clinton 'glad to be back in civilization again'
new chair of senate indian affairs committee wanted dapl protests shut down
report: some small town enjoying last days of anonymity before harrowing tragedy
"guns are 'the ultimate public health crisis,' howard dean tells democratic convention"
man just using virgin mary to get to jesus
if these walls could talk
antidepressant medication label reminds users that pill should never be mixed with long look in mirror
alton sterling protesters remind you what america keeps forgetting
ava duvernay on trump's america: 'art will be our weapon'
what's our best path to 270?' gary johnson asks campaign aides packing up office
report: 87% of goldman sachs employees began job with plans to take down company from inside
fda calls concrete breast implants 'architecturally sound'
pete buttigieg is the future of the democratic party. but what kind of future?
area man demands more starches
gratitude for the smartwatch
bush calls in national marching band to lift u.s. spirits
god getting strong urge to bring back dinosaurs
s.c. house approves bill to remove confederate flag from statehouse
sports-related murder provides perfect local-news segue
hayley williams and rocker husband chad gilbert split after nearly 10 years together
resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances
parent trap' producers recall euthanizing lindsay lohan clone after completing filming
edtech investment is at record levels -- where is all the money going?
u.s. reportedly investigating possibility of moving some guantanamo prisoners
ranking 25 of the best 'american horror story' characters ever
7-year-old asshole demands you king him
"100 million more people will be in poverty by 2030 without action on climate, world bank says"
this woman gave cellulite a perfect nickname
the royal family is ready for your awkward office holiday party
year of law school now mandatory for nation's 25-year-olds
supermodel's true beauty comes from outside
freshman dorm kept cool by 870 fans
fox news struggling to attract younger 60-75 demographic
north korea rings in new year with promises of intercontinental missile
the alienation of america's best doctors
amandla stenberg is fearless and awesome in 'dazed' magazine
"this artist created a show just for dogs, and they loved it"
report: vulgaria may possess flying-car technology
baseball's new rules are even sillier than we thought
how to create a hotel-worthy bathroom
man pinned under blankets for three days
"sometimes it feels like you're the only one who understands me,' whispers trump to white house roach infestation"
prince charles thinks boys are finally old enough to hear what happened to their mother
grindr now offers reminders for users to get regular hiv tests
study: 38 age it too late
will smith says trump may force him to run for president
turkish man kiss you
texas attorney general's office invents controversy over high school muslim prayers
stephen colbert is stone-cold funny while mocking sarah palin's rock-run rant
"strangulation the new blow to the head, says hired killer magazine"
lauren graham just dropped a clue about those final 4 'gilmore girls' words
"is 'having it all' possible for dads, too?"
"the vergara era, part 1: how we got here"
india is home to the world's first completely solar-powered airport
"person standing far away from burial must have deep, dark secret about deceased"
elevate your leadership in 2016
olympic torch used to ignite tibetan protesters
"sick, elderly man screaming about foreigners stealing from him"
racist merely misspoke
man brings lunch from home to cut down on small joys
aspiring legislator keeps sending unsolicited bills to house of representatives
"meanwhile, in the real world"
shared memory of children's television show leads to sex
liver flees george jones' body
nicolas sarkozy promises nationwide ban of burkinis if elected
"the first chapter of harper lee's 'go set a watchman' has arrived, and readers are thrilled"
obama signs conservation act to preserve nation's last remaining area of common ground
adele worships at the altar of beyoncé just like the rest of us
how hotels are capitalizing on what business travelers value most
glandular problem forces man to eat fifth helping
"three months of fighting in libya's benghazi kills 600, say medics"
what's next for jill abramson
"brandy norwood: 'i stopped believing in god, lost my faith... i was depressed'"
"boehner just wants wife to listen, not come up with alternative debt-reduction ideas"
isis recruiter excited to be talking to popular high schooler for once
hillary clinton and donald trump did not shake hands before their second debate
monday's morning email: what the global cyberattack could mean for you
errant keystroke produces character never before seen by human eyes
nick offerman's satirical video shows the sad state of school lunches
aroldis chapman's trade to los angeles dodgers reportedly on hold for domestic violence probe
"meet one of the first cross-service, same-sex military couple to wed"
gm covered with giant tarp until it has money to work on cars again
women who loot
"wendy's wants consumers to know it's fine with gays, disapproves of interracial marriage"
$80 million movie scrapped after footage reveals brad pitt had spinach stuck in teeth for entire film
the how-many-years' war
cnn's hollywood minute announces special two-minute season premiere
the south shall rise again
why manufacturers should support ending crude oil export ban
why i am green (and the republican candidates make me see red)
despondent sean spicer returned to locked kitchen cupboard following press briefing
report: u.s. leads world in lost sunglasses
kleenex box inadequately covered
area man regrets investing in facebook
vacation is when i have a 40-hour week'
pope francis admits god really starting to look old
in-person visits with jailed parents are a child's right
a christmas miracle
kanye west scrubs entire twitter account of any mention of trump
do we sleep better on the solstice?
james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke'
thursday's morning email: justice department takes aim at lgbtq rights
new climate change study just 400 pages of scientists telling americans to read previous climate change studies
hoda kotb replaces matt lauer as 'today' co-anchor
fame sexually transmitted
seaworld café introduces new 5-pound orca burger–eating challenge
three-year-old gets carried away
johnny rockets customer terrified after evidently falling through wormhole into 1950s
white house declares war on dsl provider
here's a highlight reel of sean spicer's bumbling from 'jimmy kimmel'
half of abortion clinics in ohio have closed in the past 4 years
how to turn your phone into a cosmic ray detector
lena dunham dings woody allen
man suddenly realizes he was duped by commercial's romanticized vision of canned beans
2012 marvel handbook casually reveals peter parker uncircumcised
this little detail could cause a government shutdown
obama administration warns schools to allow transgender access to bathrooms
"u.s. should host 2022 world cup, not qatar"
loud squawking crow forces faa to ground all flights indefinitely
world's wealthiest billionaires got nearly $1 trillion richer in 2017: bloomberg
viral rabbit video isn't so cute when you know the real story
things come apart so easily: asghar farhadi's about elly
high tech hospital could shake up children's healthcare
fleet of stem-cell container trucks ready to go if obama elected
demi lovato absolutely slays cover of adele's 'hello'
the spice girls' 'wannabe' music video just got a rad feminist makeover
report: many states still relying on outdated methods to disenfranchise voters
the aftermath of an alleged chemical weapon attack in idlib
"5 tv episodes that celebrate hanukkah, too"
rex tillerson supposedly shifted exxon mobil's climate position. except he really didn't.
"youtuber cringing while watching amateurish early, current work"
treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves
"bush urges senate to give alito fair, quick, unanimous confirmation"
family business
number of acceptable things candidates can say now down to four
waitress creeped out by overtipper
katie holmes is making hats happen on the red carpet
wal-mart announces plan to slash customers' throats
facebook to block private gun sales
earth explodes
touring raffi refuses to play 'shake my sillies out'
"prince harry, meghan markle debating between hawaiian luau- or 'x-files'-themed wedding"
no one in family sure who trip to arboretum is geared toward
millions of american lips called to service in fight against poverty
i'm going to keep smiling
gop strategist calls out 'little child' trump for his lack of impulse control
michelle obama shutters 'let's move!' program after failed 3-year run
"pope francis visits a troubled, overcrowded prison in philadelphia"
how to dress up for the holidays with stuff you already own
"report: u.s. consumers spend $900 billion each year after saying 'gimme one of those, too'"
one blow could change.. life': boxer overcame rough childhood to become inspiring athlete
watch live: cast of 'girls' dishes about new season
inside the senate's bipartisan move to gut post-crisis banking regulations
focus group reveals: 95 percent of americans would like to go home
eating enthusiast acquires chocolate eclair
immigrant youth give dianne feinstein 'donald trump award'
1998 powerball winner returns to food-service job
every day of local dad's life an endless battle to hold on to good pen
"dems come out to airports around the country to support muslims, refugees"
slightly overweight middle-aged woman really carrying rest of church choir
wendy whelan's farewell performance at nycb featured 'after the rain' pas de deux
newspaper scraps references to gay man's husband in his mom's obituary
dad's number-one fan also number-one tax break
"lisa kudrow, craig robinson and wyatt russell answer your wedding etiquette questions"
these sparkly geode lips are about to rock your world
man hopes hot woman in next apartment can hear how well he's fucking his girlfriend
storm harvey could financially hurt already strained houston hospitals
gop congressman complains women are 'in my grill' over obamacare repeal
"donald trump misspeaks, calls u.s. a company instead of a country"
"kenyan newspaper editor questioned, released over source"
veteran kind of surprised killing all those people didn't give him even a little ptsd
"my grandmother taught me to love mississippi, but our state flag represents hate"
sprite introduces cola-flavored sprite
a price on carbon is neither liberal nor conservative. it's just practical
how to transform your relationship with money to plan for the future
mother's day ad shows moms from the perspective of toddlers
lazy poor person has never earned passive income from stock dividends a day in his life
health risks don't make for a bad president
mike johanns only one showing up to cabinet meetings now
nation finishes romantically pairing off except for the losers
ron paul withholding presidential endorsement until true libertarian candidate enters race
having a tough time giving up control? this guide is here to help
my first man-crush: james garner
heinz introduces new quick-recovery sports ketchup
sunday roundup
february is historical accuracy month
romney tells heartbreaking lie about single mother of 4 he never met
anti-abortion activists sing a dangerous song
jordan edwards laid to rest as family asks community for calm
teacher cut off woman's hair during hug: cops
activist l.a. priest preaches religion of acceptance
conversations with god about bush
sheldon adelson: party hack
world's last bob hope fan dies of old age
ex-trump adviser calls president's claims that informant spied on campaign 'embarrassing'
man surprised to hear himself tell matt damon he's a 'big fan'
ritalin gummis unveiled
taylor swift accused of ripping off beyoncé by giving birth to twins as part of billboard music awards performance
angelina jolie refutes vanity fair's portrayal of controversial auditions
bus passenger really getting into stranger's nursing textbook
california city elects dead man to office after bizarre campaign
parents of kidnapped girls make desperate plea
new bar to feature 'sports' theme
american classmates having difficulty understanding better educated foreign exchange student
millions of human beings experiencing actual emotions about j.j. abrams directing 'star wars'
watch college students surprise beloved cafe worker with a dream trip to disney
father excitedly tells 10-year-old son about new video game system
flash-animated osama bin laden captured
"thank you, america"
oliver north blames school shootings on ritalin
anderson cooper throws another box of letters from gay children into dumpster
how i ditched corporate america to push pizza
phalanx of lawyers stares hungrily from back cover of phone book
same-sex parents still face legal complications
facebook reportedly working on healthcare features and apps
mc serch updates list of gas-face recipients
beyoncé will reportedly join coldplay for the super bowl 50 halftime show
an unexpected heirloom
"russia calls syria gas attack a 'monstrous crime,' but refuses to trust u.s. conclusions"
israeli high-school students hoping suicide bombing postpones exam
starlet-viewer age difference quickly calculated
how to overcome the stress of long distance relationships
pbs to air more of that yanni shit
trump's anti-muslim order could have 'chilling' effect on science
everything a goddamn ordeal in area family
amber rose takes down trolls who called her 5-year-old son 'gay'
the color of money in silicon valley
death toll from california mudslides rises to 21 after mom's body found
"uma thurman, ethan hawke to sire new race of homo celbritans"
"facebook: 'we will make our product worse, you will be upset, and then you will live with it'"
bts just became the first k-pop band to go gold
"warm weather finally allows man to get outside, explore new ways to sweat"
10 big space-saving ideas for small kitchens
watch this 11-year-old latino muslim stand up to trump's hateful rhetoric
2 democratic senators say neil gorsuch refused to meet with them
stock market plunges ahead of onion social hague trial
"why goals are landmarks meant to be passed, not reached"
spring has sprung in the arctic ... but it's way too early for it
guest roster assembled for surprise birthday reveals minimal understanding of girlfriend's social circle
study: every 10 seconds a skyscraper window washer falls to his death
report: friend has been going by middle name this whole fucking time
france's far-right national front win big in regional elections
mtv shifts focus to youth
icymi: silicon valley's homeless and female friendship psychology
dog blocks off afternoon to lick spot on floor where owner once dropped pepperoni
academy award winners you didn't know were from illinois
paul beatty becomes first american to win man booker prize for fiction
2017: silent no longer
ivanka trump says her dad can't be sexist because he hired her
tired and poor need not apply: the american dream is not for you
third knocked-over glass of water makes man want to give up
heinz introduces new quick-recovery sports ketchup
glimpse of father's toenails offers boy petrifying vision of future
cheetah print-wearing ali wong mini-me throws down on the dance floor
trump orders all flags to half-staff in honor of american killed on episode of 'blue bloods'
"nike ceo blasts trump executive order targeting muslims, refugees"
want to change the world? get ready to get your hands dirty together
30-million-year-old species worried it doesn't have another evolution in it
nation's huggers announce plans for you to get over here
mother's day card finally arrives
emergency wisdom
are we prepared for president obama's free community colleges?
what's good for cuomo is bad for students
joe biden: dallas shooting 'touched the soul of the nation'
"15,000 years of human artistic endeavor culminate in see spot run"
onion twitter password changed to onionman77
the daily fantasy sports protests in nyc looked hilarious
"exhausted doctor to wake up early, finish surgery in morning"
"i can't do this again,' shaking, sweating donald trump says after nervously vomiting before rally"
"kool-aid, hi-c make backroom deal to destroy tang"
buyer of $450 million da vinci painting sort of assumed it would come with frame
report: new iphone will no longer secretly record every word you say
panicked agriculture secretary momentarily forgets what corn is
who's this little guy?
academy president says it's up to the film studios to encourage diversity in hollywood
insurance only covers generic heart transplant
"trump threatens to veto spending bill over border wall funding, then signs it"
gal gadot surprises college student with first wonder woman scholarship
ukraine begins to cut off transportation to crimea
fate of cargo ship unknown as hurricane joaquin batters bahamas
vilsack stays up all night with sick corn plant
james holmes elected new nra president
utah adopts nation's strictest drunk driving law
david bowie's son welcomes baby boy exactly six months after singer's death
"almost half of world heritage sites are threatened, report finds"
"bernie sanders refuses flashy abc podium in favor of own humble, homemade lectern"
mike pence condemns female senators for wantonly sharing senate floor with male colleagues after dark
29-year-old has blast writing his will
roger ailes hires lawyer for possible lawsuit against new york magazine
half of hollywood test group screened placebo film
mccain to hillary clinton: 'you've got to move on'
study finds employees most productive when they can set their own salaries
man at point where thought of reince priebus controlling white house pretty comforting
holiday pay falls short
dad describes delivering his own baby on twitter
"nytimes.com's plan to charge people money for consuming goods, services called bold business move"
we need to treat gun violence like a public health problem
iraqi camps swell as civilians flee fighting in fallujah
fda approves of what new drug is going for
the latest episode in our favorite queer web series for kids is here
area dad will only watch things in hd
quiznos releases new 6-foot-long party man
woman toys with idea of getting sister something nice they can do together as gift before settling on candle
brooklyn queer performance showcase 'ritual' celebrates two year anniversary
how to change yourself from the inside out
nation inspired by bravery of teen just wearing bikini right into mcdonald's
why britain's spy chief says he wouldn't hire james bond
"rare species of frog may hold cure to...ah, never mind, it's extinct"
8 under-the-radar museums worth visiting
this muffuletta dip is the one recipe you need to make this weekend
carrie underwood gives fans an update on her face after getting 50 stitches
best off-the-radar foreign retirement spots
man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips
cat on the skylight is a true delight
here's what happens when a spouse who identified as straight comes out as lgbt
kellyanne conway decides to lie low until rule of law dies down
stripper does adequate job
butterball releases new travel-size turkey
twitter thinks apple's homepod looks like a roll of toilet paper
veterans finding a new outlook outdoors
look: world cup star attacked by giant bug
blake lively brought her family to the met gala without you even noticing
president trump's war on children
dzhokar tsarnaev finally moves off campus
the new ireland
dermatologist recommends not caring so much what other people think
friday's morning email: trump: 'i thought it would be easier'
"car passengers launch urgent, mid-street investigation into whether woman in parking spot coming or going"
ice cube that man couldn't pry from tray lives to see another day
evan rachel wood is finally getting paid as much as her male 'westworld' costars
to raise the voice in view of the massacre in gaza
meet the trans woman who wants to change romantic comedies
what olympic swimmer ryan lochte eats for breakfast will shock you
male bonding leads to bail bonding
state election commission chases wild animals out of voting booths in preparation for upcoming midterms
keystone veto buys environment at least 3 or 4 more hours
woman feels like she's finally ready to start receiving unsolicited vulgar messages again
amy schumer says she 'would have loved to come out of' goldie hawn
new dating site matches users with partners they deserve
man with new generator hoping for power outage
job applicant blows away interviewer with intimate knowledge of company's 'about us' page
same guy starting each round of applause
ben & jerry's releases 'cake my day' as its newest flavor
tim scott: every senator should read coretta scott king
felipe the bastard king
u.s. to arab world: 'stop hating us or suffer the consequences'
nurse being treated for ebola impressed with health workers' new gear
vigilante judge takes law into own hands
mystery painter turns vile anti-muslim graffiti into message of love
woman says cops 'murdered' brother in tussle after breaking into home without warrant
the journalist and the fixer
charter school advocates play the race card
loft's highly anticipated plus-size line is finally here
adam levine performs 'lost stars' with maroon 5 at the oscars
scalia bundles up in fur robe in preparation for d.c. blizzard
young afghans returning from europe face isolation and fear back home
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"bill cosby lawyers blast media over assault, drugging reports"
christina aguilera is barely recognizable on paper magazine cover
nasa now almost positive mars is rocky
brussels airport reopens 12 days after terrorist attacks
resident of three years decries neighborhood's recent gentrification
nbc reportedly dumps trump-inspired 'law & order: svu' episode until after the election
an artist confronts his possible futures
trump's deal with democrats gives proof to fans and critics alike
aztec extremists cut out visiting pope's heart
alec baldwin: it's tough to impersonate the greatest presidential impersonator of all time
hillary clinton clarifies her stance on $15 minimum wage
man passes away surrounded by knife-wielding loved ones
my life in soaps
amtrak passengers treated to whirlwind tour of poor people's yards
televisa host says network pressured her to say on-air sexual harassment was a hoax
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control of anecdote wrested from boyfriend
museum staff braces for large group wearing same t-shirt
ben carson to tell supporters he sees 'no path forward' for campaign
supreme court justice sotomayor continues duties after breaking shoulder
poll: 80% of americans would get in vehicle with stranger for chance at new life
trump administration paves way for states to force medicaid recipients to work
"hgtv star explains why you should never ask, 'when are you going to have a baby?'"
why i'm attending the cop21 climate talks as an educator
sean spicer cradling comfort pig throughout briefing
"when we celebrate our differences, we make a better world for all"
3 missing in colorado mudslide
can the cops be stopped before they kill again?
factory robot working on some of its own designs after hours
rapidly swelling man may contain traces of peanuts
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top experts confounded by advisers to donald trump
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betsy devos is right: professors are a threat to the trumpist movement
plows working around clock to keep new hampshire roads clear of campaign signs
"u.s. military: firefight with taliban caused civilian deaths, but troops acted in self-defense"
8-year-old girl dies after drinking boiling water on dare
the simpsons' duff beer will soon be a reality
the view from brexit britain -- america still has the chance to repudiate hatred
nationwide sympathy pours in for traumatized cnn town hall survivor
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epa didn't know anybody was still drinking water
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the supreme court is weighing corporate power yet again
"traditional campaign tactics are basically a waste of time, new study concludes"
why changing the world is a two-step process
chuck grassley is keeping details of his iowa events secret to avoid protesters
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tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre
bernie sanders: 'it would not be a bad thing' if fbi director james comey resigned
breaking: flight attendant currently attempting to pass cup of cranberry juice over your laptop
eric stonestreet and sarah hyland toast 200th episode of 'modern family' with a sweet kiss
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census study finds thousands of undocumented immigrants living inside u.s. border wall
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affordability and attainment: student success from acceptance to graduation
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former black panther uses 'bonus years' to make art
crate & barrel introduces line of disgusting couches you can put on your porch
new photos show hurricane matthew's path of destruction in haiti
nation's debate viewers disgusted with selves after connecting with mitt romney
dutch anti-defamation league closes
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praise the lord or praise the person?
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even the duchess likes a good deal
greece rescues hundreds of migrants from sinking ship off crete
national security commission warns clinton: 'the call is coming from inside the house'
"jimmy fallon, judd apatow and keanu reeves perform stand-up written by kids"
this state just dug deep into voting irregularities. it found nothing close to widespread voter fraud.
the u.s. might be getting closer to expanding its isis fight
purina introduces 'own shit' dog food flavor
shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey
african leaders still treating clinton as president
chris christie gets sued by liberal advocacy groups
ozone repletion project nearly finished
area woman dumped on 15-week anniversary
post-rachel: what rachel dolezal taught us about race
"marine determined to win heart, mind of at least one iraqi"
criss angel's nephew forced to sit through another lame mindfreak
dead-eyed man has been looking for non-humiliating halloween costume for past 2 hours
man googling 'tender lump on neck' about to begin exciting new phase in life
"it's not too late, ivanka"
how to criticize your kids without ruining their self-esteem
rescue animals get the help they need thanks to online donations
and that's how i beat shaq ... at a game of mind control
new history channel program explores what would have happened if history channel never existed
morbidly curious nation wondering how far obama's appearance will deteriorate in 2 years
"to fight radicalization in southeast asia, empower the women"
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filmmaker says 'stranger things' creators stole his ideas in new lawsuit
antonin scalia's death just cost this company $835 million
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bill cosby defamation suit adds four more women
satan to revise bar code system
man worried antidepressants will leave trace of original personality
obama honors those who made the ultimate sacrifice on memorial day 2015
lack of progress on nato may turn georgia towards russia
artists explore the many influences of ebony and jet magazines
philip morris lawyers deny cigarettes are cylindrical
20 ways to find your life purpose
cobweb-covered skeleton gripping senate desk expected to seek 15th term
jason priestley praises shannen doherty's bravery amid cancer battle
13 essential questions to ask when hiring a web design company
local extension cord blasted for failing to reach outlet
bashar al-assad introduces syrian bike-sharing program
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cyber monday 2015 may set a new record
the bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock
department of labor study confirms your job most demanding
duterte says he may impose martial law if drug problem worsens
merv griffin leaves lifetime supply of jiffy pop to charity
man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video
local restaurant makes foolhardy attempt at second location
visit to doctor splurged on
sick man slowly becoming enthroned in used tissues
rick santorum suggests planned parenthood is just as racist as the confederate flag
19 times flower girls brought some major style to the bridal party
employee worries coworker's computer screen may be larger
teen learns the negligible value of a dollar
midlife sex: myths vs. reality
huffpost hill - florida republicans giddily dust off 'sore loserman' posters
polling place in predominantly black neighborhood clearly brick wall with door painted on
skywriter leaves suicide note
"dreamers can't sue for in-state tuition in georgia, state supreme court rules"
"gop-led house ignores dems' sit-in, approves $1.1 billion to fight zika"
"the bridge, an essay (photos)"
fda defends decision to reclassify alternative milks as 'nut sweat'
usda secretary rings nationwide dinner bell for y'all to get in here
justice department: 'want to see a dead body?'
what you should know about the parents who leave kids in hot cars
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most americans want u.s. to keep funding expanded medicaid
on being a remainder
shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey
"cheer up, democrats"
5-year-old feels like she just wasted whole carousel ride waving to dad
john bolton arrives in office excited to see so many familiar wars
safety-conscious senior locks screen door
book about michael jackson available for purchase
virgin galactic is helping develop a new supersonic commercial airplane
clinton sold
"leonardo dicaprio morphs back into hairy, overweight iowan after finally receiving oscar"
here's how concerned republicans are with trump's conflicts of interest
indiana governor insists new law has nothing to do with thing it explicitly intended to do
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republican establishment quietly relieved party no longer their responsibility
5 tricks to make your identity portfolio more secure
man on date ready for question about siblings this time
relatives gather from across the country to stare into screens together
report: kerry warns israel could become 'apartheid state'
colorado death penalty in focus as massacre trial enters new phase
kerry washington: being an artist 'doesn't mean i should have less of a voice'
it seems 'the walking dead' season 8 trailer just trolled everyone
all-dad blues band a critical disappointment
"a lot of americans don't know that puerto ricans are americans, too"
how not to look like a tourist in berlin
what not to feed your dog under the thanksgiving table
you must hear this dog sneeze before you do anything else
u.s. kids fail at physical activity
second texas judge leaves the republican party in the age of donald trump
stormy daniels smirks when asked if she had affair with donald trump
senate committee links child poverty to lack of child jobs
"suburban family invests hopes, dreams in gas grill"
top of mt. everest pulling away majority of hollywood films with generous tax credit program
seaworld crowd applauds for dolphin playfully spraying blood from blowhole
eco-conscious hotel lets guests decide whether they want room's towels washed before next guests arrive
death row inmate can't deny he curious to see how state pulls off lethal injection
here's how people are commemorating veterans day
trump flubs gaffe
afi docs fest wraps up
area man experimented with sex back in college
"clean-shaven, tuxedoed james holmes charms courtroom in latest appearance"
life unfair
nation suddenly concerned about black man's opinion
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stack of unread new yorkers celebrates one-year anniversary
the best relationship of your life will be with someone 'clingy'
north carolina law may risk federal aid
what happened when this writer matched with martin shkreli on tinder
"ahead of hurricane irma, miami detained homeless people against their will"
let's get down to business and meet disney's new mulan
newsweek editors argue over what to make readers fear next
judge sentences lori loughlin to 100 hours of community theater
obama predicts bright future for legal weed
celine dion served luxurious cat food in crystal goblet
nine-hundred-pound man left to die
iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown
health care reform and the futures of primary care and psychiatry
opium-inspired ad executive composes epic tums jingle
moderator explains that gop will have 2 minutes after every trump response to distance selves from candidate
snoop dogg rips trump in 'make america crip again'
"good cop, avid-stamp-collector cop routine not working"
the counterintuitive reason you shouldn't say 'sorry'
the 10 best cities for college grads in 2015
arctic glacier called to melt before senate energy committee
man's only contribution to house search periodically telling wife he wishes he knew how to help
"the 5 top u.s. national parks, in photos"
8 reasons women in midlife need more than their besties
new study finds humans shouldn't spend more than 5 consecutive hours together
"three qualities a woman should possess to be powerful, from jill abramson (video)"
90% of audience at college graduation involved in heated family argument
mother feels violent desire to make front doorway reflect current season
candidate to accuse opponent of racism just to see what happens
south korea suspects female assassins poisoned half-brother of north korean leader
what to buy at zara for under $100
determined cat goes through a lot to wrestle with stuffed tiger
emboldened republicans in kentucky push 20-week abortion ban
guy who just wiped out immediately claims he's fine
new 'war' enables mankind to resolve disagreements
"zika virus joins lack of paid leave, unaffordable child care as reasons woman afraid of getting pregnant"
paul ryan awaiting soulcycle instructor's approval before accepting speaker role
why it should bother everyone that the oscars are so white
new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions
palm tree fires off warning coconut
harry styles will make his solo debut on 'saturday night live'
goodell must go' banners flying over nfl stadiums
bananas again sweep primates' choice awards
these religions were born in the u.s.a.
jennifer lawrence and aziz ansari give new meaning to #friendshipgoals
trump announces 40-month-long search to fill fbi director post
morley safer can't remember if he left stopwatch running after locking up '60 minutes' studio
adventures in instructional coaching: it's time to teach
group of hunky cardinals appeal to pope to relax celibacy requirement
inside: what the stars were wearing at terrible movie's gala premiere
here's all the expensive nonsense trump's epa chief is wasting your taxes on
most of trump's voters don't think he's changed since taking office
"the world's worst ebola outbreak, by the numbers"
report: nsa's intercepted data mostly not from intended targets
boundless - today's buddha doodle
baby put on phone told her parents hate her
jason isbell is one nashville-based singer unafraid to talk politics
it's about a sense of meaning'
vegetarian option just iceberg lettuce on bread
emmanuelle seigner in venus in fur: the interview
10-month-old pug worried upon reaching age when father developed debilitating breathing problems
yet another donald trump pick has a habit of spreading dangerous conspiracy theories
verizon to bid $3 billion for yahoo's web assets: wsj
doctor just uses same ultrasound picture for every baby
arthamptons lifetime achievement award: ruth appelhof at the maidstone
thandie newton recalls disgusting encounter with repulsive male director
"your favorite 'game of thrones' actor, peter dinklage, might be in 'avengers'"
macklemore reminds grammys audience about cds available for sale in lobby
spaced-out flower child groovin' on a doobie wave
ayesha curry lands cooking show on the food network
avoid these 5 common race day mistakes
helpful waitress asks recently seated couple if they've eaten food before
98 camaros test higher than owners
obama peddling stimulus package door-to-door
republicans hold on to mick mulvaney's old house seat in south carolina
man thinks receptionist is hitting on him
sicario' director denis villeneuve says he hates senseless violence in film
you'll want to get inked after seeing this tattoo artist's masterful work
kinda creepy peter pan pranks disney world
british public on the hunt for 'witches' marks' this halloween
child venture capitalist invests $2.50 in friend's slug-eating enterprise
illinois orders mandatory ebola quarantine for high-risk travelers
man worried new 'jumanji' movie going to ruin memory of mediocre afternoon in 1995
protest sparks after black man shot by police in minneapolis
"donald trump insists he has the 'complete power' to pardon, as russia probe persists"
inside facebook's plan to build an artificial brain
u.s. loses u.n. membership after embarrassing video of nation surfaces on internet
stressed out at work? here's how to find your center with just 3 minutes of breathing
crowd can't believe balls on frontman who waited till third song to ask them how they're doing
watch: we asked new yorkers one question...
"what you think about, you bring about"
"snoop dogg helps give out 1,500 turkeys to families in need"
petition to censure trump gains momentum
"in deep red territory, constituents grill congressman in fiery town hall"
incredibly daring man swims to hawaii's lava with a selfie stick
god realizes he forgot to put souls in humans
george and amal clooney cozy up at casamigos launch party in ibiza
red lobster celebrates return of annual all-you-can-eat krill fest
cancer lobbies for decreased cancer funding
middle eastern man not sure how many days' worth of airport detention clothes to pack
congressman says new york city gunman got 'raw deal'
warden scrambling to find ways to punish striking inmates worse than their typical living conditions
republicans craft health care plan to screw trump voters
a new way to buy gold
living in the shadow of a gun crime: 14 years later
frustrated employee no longer even trying to hide gre study books
how to prevail over fear when life goes sideways
christianity: is your family at risk?
area man could eat
recount reveals nader defeated
warren buffett gives single largest charitable contribution
"i'm a therapist, and sometimes i get deeply lonely – here's how i deal"
nation unsure which candidate's plan to destroy the environment will create more jobs
anderson cooper decides to keep recent gay conversion therapy private
marital rape is not a crime in india. but one high court judge is pushing for change.
al-qaeda chatter deteriorates into gossip
elizabeth warren calls donald trump a 'racist bully'
whatsapp co-founder to leave company amid disagreements with facebook
nba players to start paying for retired players' health insurance
brooklyn's black santa explains why christmas joy has no color
chinese buffet has french fries
hanukkah decorations being defaced earlier every year
"trump's steel, aluminum tariffs exempt canada, mexico"
this desperate dad is trying to ward off the terrible twos
will ferrell breaks into the kardashian house for a good cause
a nature vs. nurture debate: where does music taste originate?
gender of person in ronald mcdonald costume unclear
the clever gop plan to create even more gridlock
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2017: silent no longer
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terry gilliam barbecue plagued by production delays
netflix town criers announce arrival of 'mad men' season 6 on streaming
study finds they just don't make 'em like ginger rogers anymore
former trump ethics director calls arpaio pardon 'a harbinger of worse to come'
boy with autism reunites with college football player from viral lunch photo
bhp: 2017 the year of 'electric vehicle revolution'
"after a string of accidents, u-haul announces closure of aircraft division"
new stamp honors 41-cent stamp
woman in kickboxing class can tell she's going to whine about how sore she is in the morning
serena williams has perfected her argument against the wage gap
i left a little of me at wounded knee
america ferrera and eva longoria call out hollywood racism
senior citizen apparently here to fix apartment sink
terrifying tornado gives couple a proposal story they'll never forget
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the final solution: a thanksgiving message (or ain't too proud to hate)
"americans rate jews highest, muslims lowest on 'feeling thermometer'"
it's a mini 'dawson's creek' reunion!
"call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true"
chris pine depressed by realization he could probably win governorship somewhere
dow drops 600 points over picture of worried stock broker staring at computer screen
jim carrey taunts 'psycho' mike pence with biting new portrait
5 scientific reasons a beach vacation is necessary for your health
state dept. asks u.s. citizens in libya what the hell they were doing in libya
female friend group fails in one duty of providing good gynecologist recommendation
"until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government"
chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago
"prince harry, meghan markle set up bridal registry at london-area target"
officials: afghan taliban ready for open peace talks
time-traveling hillary clinton warns self to do everything in exact same way
football's black eye
radical islamist preacher anjem choudary found guilty of supporting isis
get your quick and dirty arts education with haiku reviews
older brother of omran daqneesh dies from injuries sustained in airstrike
aunt enters ninth year of raving about 'wicked'
deconstructing stigma: helping yourself and others
"amid protests, greece passes painful reforms to attain fiscal targets"
carrie fisher calls controversy over princess leia bikini toys 'stupid'
guard in video game under strict orders to repeatedly pace same stretch of hallway
boehner resignation leaves massive leadership vacuum in congress intact
how to move past grief after the death of a loved one
the unexpected place you're probably overeating
congress is falling into isis's trap on syrian refugees
this quiz picks music and books based on your wine preferences
sniper school gets to have class on roof today
"restaurant, staff patronized"
khalid sheikh mohammed confesses to confessing under torture
trump to move u.s. embassy in israel to jerusalem. here's why that matters.
"no, bernie sanders has not pushed hillary clinton to the left"
real-life grinch celebrates 'hanukkah'
"18,000 sports fans doing whatever dancing fluorescent chicken tells them"
humanity hoping it only has to put up with few more millennia of this shit
spouse under fire for telling anecdote wrong
mayan calendar warns of cataclysmic roland emmerich film on nov. 13
iran will be the first beneficiary from trump's policies in syria
scott pruitt nervously picks up walking pace as hundreds of whooping cranes begin silently perching around him
man straight-up demands to know how many siblings coworker has
colorful multicultural mural celebrates diverse lack of talent
james dyson meets in secret with alien ambassador to receive technology for new hand dryer
the nightmare of gaza continues
iran's khamenei warns he will confront any interference in may election
i donated my eggs so i could travel the world
why were so many beloved christmas songs written by jewish musicians?
now you can see into your future. and it's pretty darn scary.
up to 60 robbers storm bart train in flash mob hold-up
amazon offering 'more deals than black friday' in epic prime day sale
40-foot american flag pin welded to statue of liberty
donald trump says he might pay legal fees for man who sucker-punched a protester
cable-tv judge overruled by network-tv judge
where you can listen to prince online in honor of the late music icon
trump nominee wants to keep agency now that he'd get paid to run it
a resolution for presidents day — trump must go
djimon hounsou to play every african in the world
"finally, a virtual reality headset that's cheap and actually works"
apparently fire marshal wasn't just being a dick
5 things everyone gets wrong about napping
"after peddling islamophobia, trump to give speech on islam while in saudi arabia"
long-shot push to force senate to confirm merrick garland fails in federal court
terrorist plot foiled after concert security taps woman's purse
the supreme court has had enough of the lethal injection debate
bus rider clutching head in pain completely ignored
chris christie says trump immigration order rollout was 'terrible'
trump populism has won the gop civil war? not a chance
"scientists find link between how pathetic you are, how fast you respond to emails"
how to pitch healthy living
12 reasons to watch the puppy bowl instead of the super bowl
liability waiver carefully lowered into mine shaft
family infighting apparent in funeral guest book
"2020 presidential candidate pete buttigieg announces bold plan for 2,500-mile intercontinental riverwalk"
open casket really ruining vibe at funeral
"men are not oppressed,' says woman who has no idea what it like to take two whole escalators to get to your clothing section at zara"
pro-life demonstrator clearly using image of subway chicken enchilada melt on anti-abortion poster
"bp opens multi-floor, 1,000-pump flagship gas station in times square"
ukraine's prime minister yatseniuk resigns
a third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey
mark wahlberg prays god will forgive him for this movie role
new tandem mobility scooter released
sure seems like frankie muniz wants a 'malcolm in the middle' reboot
rohit varma on india's surge in the digital era
"sure, area man can watch your cat while his life is falling apart"
last minute of man's sexual prime expires during routine visit to dry cleaner
groom not about to let some 6-year-old dance with his bride
pro governing: is it faked?
awards given out randomly to skinny blonde women
the black friday and cyber monday travel deals to book asap
romney tailors nursing home visit to those who will still be alive on election day
jennifer hudson's new 'do makes her our dreamgirl
try this one thing before assuming you have a sleep disorder
internet not quite done milking cory monteith's death for all it worth
report: u.s. parents' top concern is child dying from something they could be blamed for
how a group of outcast teen boys taught me the value of youth sports
how early-life stress could increase risk of anxiety and depression later in life
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jew-sponsored stock car booed off track
big news: the gop has a plan to make a plan to replace obamacare
russian man just pretending meteor shower the reason he's bleeding from face
donald trump will produce upcoming 'celebrity apprentice'
biden frantically cleaning up trashed vice president residence at last second
4 full days of nashville
town hall audience member asks clinton to quickly pivot away from his question and then state her platform
custom fireplace store totally jumps gentrification gun
instant gratification sped up
kid putting pencils between knuckles about to fuck someone up
why these muslim kids are scared of a donald trump presidency
friday talking points -- games the whole family can play
new bill would limit abortion to cases where procedure necessary to save promising political career
palestinian refugees: employment is the solution
"customer awkwardly accepts one cent, receipt"
narrow gaps in bathroom stall doors to be widened monday
superintendent allegedly calls female dress code violators 'skanks'
michael jordan accidentally packaged in plastic
white house finally reveals whether donald trump has confidence in jeff sessions
musical the kind with number about putting on a show
retired politician accused of molesting 103-year-old former in-law
"charlize theron once invited president obama to a strip club, as one does"
race in america: changing reality by facing it
report: clinton accepted rebate while in office depot
college roommates to continue bonding process until real friends made
"internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship"
man always three ingredients away from making pancakes
"artificial intelligence is here to help us, microsoft boss jean-philippe courtois says"
everyone in coffee shop can tell trainee a goner
nation's shark experts: 'you could've had this job'
gm covered with giant tarp until it has money to work on cars again
new york liberty players wear #blacklivesmatter shirts before their game
what olympic swimmer ryan lochte eats for breakfast will shock you
report: america still world leader in manufacturing excuses
mother of slain aurora teen calls out bernie sanders on gun control
bob corker: donald trump's legacy will be the 'debasement of our nation'
report: at least 14 different types of animals crawl on you while you sleep
5 genius inventions that make it possible to nap pretty much anywhere
verizon to bid $3 billion for yahoo's web assets: wsj
vin diesel breaks off tracking collar against rocky outcropping
is the stereotype that 'women can't be geniuses' causing gender gaps?
"lessons from a brush fire: ""what do you want us to grab, honey?"""
issa rae is 'tired' of constantly being asked about the black experience
the moment cynthia nixon realized 'sex and the city' was more than just 'a funny show'
progressive challenger wants birmingham to be 'frontline resistance to trump policies'
toaster really hitting its stride recently
male friends depart for annual camping trip to complain about camping
surgeon general recommends twisting head far enough until you hear little pop
toys 'r' us sign triggers pavlovian shrieking response in child
grown man enjoys duping children
laffy taffy writer disdains bazooka
sarah huckabee sanders suggests trump 'weighed in on' son's response to russia meeting
report: ocean levels could rise foot or more if lots of people go swimming
muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day
death withdraws icy hand from shoulder of caroline kennedy
hillary clinton rode the new york city subway
how nick jonas' 'queer baiting' is really paying off
that time 'gilmore girls' predicted the future of online news
the resume secret it takes a lifetime to learn
fraternity members to undergo racial sensitivity hazing
friday talking points -- it's raining shoes!
man's anxiety not about to let depression muscle in on turf
philip morris releases new single-puff marlboro minis
report: dad wants to show you where fuse box is
4-year search for missing malaysia airlines jet to end next week
researchers publish list of ways animals can help fight climate change
security guard makes passing women feel unsafe
the single american woman
baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office
furious maitre d' can only assume hostess didn't realize she was addressing everlast
tiny ben carson tugs at debate moderator's pant leg
man at gym apparently comfortable standing naked right in middle of spin class
panhandler demands explanation for failure to provide quarter
this 594-foot-high basketball shot 'for mankind' is out of this world
video platform maturity & how the tech titans are shaping up
jon favreau tapped to write and produce live-action 'star wars' series
you have no idea what the life of a physical comedian is like
donald trump reportedly approves race summit with colin kaepernick
why jb smoove doesn't want chris rock to boycott the oscars
biden arrives early to set up state of the union fog machine
area telemarketer awash in sea of human misery
battle of wits with unwieldy burrito nears thrilling endgame
christian resistance to trump is growing
report: national average now 604
tiffani thiessen's daughter and newborn son are beyond adorable
24 movies you'll want to see over the remainder of 2017
heinz introduces industrial-sized ketchup packet
doctor just uses same ultrasound picture for every baby
joy reid mocks america's invisible man in the middle east: 'where's jared?'
swarm of 100 drones dance to beethoven's 'symphony no. 5' in the night sky
june mademoiselle to feature ten ways to flatten your tummy
u.s. state department: global terrorist attacks down 13 percent in 2015
"facing rising seas, remote alaskan village votes to move (again)"
15 darling circle bags to complete your spring wardrobe
student climate change activists deserve support and action for carbon pricing campaign
gleeful kate mckinnon unleashes her inner robert mueller on 'snl'
inconsiderate woman on bus eating live tuna
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madeleine albright apologizes for implying female bernie supporters will go to hell
report: make it stop
john kerry costs u.s. defense industry $400 billion
pope francis warns catholics this not good time to bother god
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supreme court gets free box of shoes after mentioning nike in ruling
israel vows to use veto power if chuck hagel confirmed as u.s. secretary of defense
who were you on 9/11?
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"with ebola no longer an international emergency, let's recall how america lost its mind over it"
"super bowl stadium solemnly stands, places hands over heart for maroon 5 halftime show"
hillary clinton: 'young girls should have an equal opportunity to one day feel power coursing through their body'
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harry styles announces his world tour dates
alex trebek raps his way through an entire 'jeopardy' category
clinton delivers stump speech in moscow warehouse in effort to appeal to russian hackers
the american public finally heard the women larry nassar abused
inhibitions dropped after first sip of beer
anti-drug senators criticized for 'sham' hearing on legal marijuana
bernie sanders has a very lonely but very committed following on wall street
a roadmap for managing china's rise
i'm an 18-year-old boy who wears blue nail polish -- get over it
judge compares trans student's case to america's greatest civil rights battles
congress continues debate over whether or not nation should be economically ruined
volkswagen looks to settle criminal probe with fines up to $1.2 billion
hawaii residents face new hazard from erupting volcano: laze
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"yep, 'the walking dead' is getting a seventh season"
indian-american couple's accent makes fight adorable
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5 easy breakfast bowls that are healthier than cereal
"scant oversight, corporate secrecy preceded us weed killer crisis"
kidnapped journalist forced to explain to isis captors what buzzfeed news is
colleges send out reminder to graduates that 2008 degrees about to expire
"you are the jewel of my collection,' says saudi prince while guiding frightened jared kushner toward harem"
new diet surge targets overweight snowboarders
ucla to launch taskforce into campus shooting
latinos and the 2014 elections: five reasons to vote in november
man happy to set up job interview for fraternity brother he once forced to drink own piss
10 resolutions every woman should make in 2017
"good cop, avid-stamp-collector cop routine not working"
"moby provides long-range, blurry photo taken through window to prove he currently dating natalie portman"
top cute
negative review of 'a wrinkle in time' peppered with critic assuring readers he still totally supports diversity
area man has sex with man to get out of office blood drive
bernie sanders asks trump's education nominee if she's only getting the job because she's a billionaire
emily's list makes its first 2018 house race pick
trump's ban on trans people in the armed forces is a call to arms
budapest protesters fight government shutdown of soros-founded university
iggy pop only one allowed in grocery store shirtless
toddler makes convincing case for being afraid of horse
"new, improved olean 30 percent less likely to make you shit in your pants"
trump administration proposes massive expansion of offshore drilling
suburban teen has near-def experience
"report: christ, someone actually brought their kid to this"
report kenan thompson is leaving 'snl' deemed 'inaccurate'
the peshawar tragedy shows that pakistan needs a new religious narrative
report: everything made in sweatshops
friends star spontaneously shown attending televised nbc sporting event
activist wet-t-shirt judge votes for girlfriend
study finds marine life now global leader in oil imports
prince harry humiliates royal family yet again as base invaded by afghan insurgents
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monopoly releases special 'regular monopoly' edition
report: some people live in pennsylvania
how to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)
huntsman quietly relieved to be polling poorly among gop voters
6 rentboys tell all: what did the rentboy bust do to the hustler economy?
"fired police chief, 2 other officers, sue for racial discrimination"
"steve ballmer made a new twitter account, and used it to make a surprising announcement"
ho ho no -- 5 reasons there's no santa in our christmas
"scientists discover 6,000-year-old stain"
frontier mother just wants one nice family photo that doesn't end in fatality
15 popular travel destinations you should avoid in the summer
the most haunted town in america
5 steps to an instant mental break
census finds enough homeless people living in public library to warrant congressional district
massive filament snakes across sun's surface
report: no gay people actually refer to selves as 'same-sex couple'
john mcenroe thinks he could beat serena williams
hillary clinton tells a fifth-grader she's also had to deal with bullies
monopoly player insists on being wheelbarrow
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the 5 things your kids will remember about you
alfonso ribeiro may be forced to leave 'dwts'
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10 steps to fixing a credit report error
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lightning strikes at german music festival injures scores
california moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants
republicans and democrats have very different ideas about what saved a congressional ethics watchdog
the crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey
rain told to go away in 1986 returns
three escaping legislators shot from senate guard tower
leg man also an arms buff
7 ways to learn from the things you're bad at
simone biles pulls the perfect face when bob costas says she just became famous
study finds american diets are poor (but improving!)
sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk
paragon of chivalrous virtue lets date have last mozzarella stick
steve bannon's inflamed liver pulsing visibly through shirt during strategy meeting
biden frantically hitting up cabinet members for clean piss
this absolutely the last time bouncer cleans up vomit
pet turtle going hog wild on terrarium's new stick
let's make tax reform a win for all
anti-mdma campaign warns teens about dangers of feeling more connected to others
precious little voter needs to feel inspired by candidate
rand paul's campaign website misspelled 'education'
10 years of marriage equality
alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field
"years of networking, glad-handing sabotaged by coworker's good idea"
nation did not see mark wahlberg's sex change coming
vegas atm steals $600 - can you get it back?
"dear dads, thank you for who you are"
couple on verge of breaking up has mind-blowing aquarium visit
conscious uncoupling is wimping out' and 14 other life lessons
onion book of known knowledge' contains cure for hiv
why i'm thinking of separating from a wonderful man after 27 years together
hang-glider gang terrorizes elderly hot-air-ballooning couple
trump boys attempting to tunnel from south lawn to fbi headquarters to free paul manafort from custody
"millions of excited americans gather to watch candidates deliver series of short, elaborately rehearsed speeches"
california lawmakers approve gas tax to pay for $52 billion infrastructure plan
texas abortion opponents to cheer selves up with execution
taylor swift threw lorde a celeb-filled birthday party fit for royals
matt damon reveals the vain reason behind donald trump's movie cameos
child promised he can go right back to video game after giving dying grandfather one last hug
woman builds ironclad case proving mila kunis looks bad without makeup
nation's dads treated to mark knopfler meet-and-greet
millions of gallons of oil spill into washington from ruptured rex tillerson
gay alabama couple always dreamed of getting married surrounded by hostility
"bombs explode outside 2 churches in las cruces, new mexico"
joe walsh executed to keep 'eagles greatest hits' sales ahead of 'thriller'
mass graves: are they really more cost-effective?
cholera outbreak makes americans glad they don't live in africa
"ladies, why can't we all just get along?"
"gerber recalls 60,000 jars of baby poison"
tom clancy's death hits cincinnati airport hudson news cashier pretty hard
"asian economic woes force layoffs of 700,000 pop stars"
"the difference between social anxiety and introversion, in 4 comics"
woman's children officially old enough to pony up for good birthday gift this year
a letter to ashtanga
state department protest of donald trump's immigration ban hits nearly 900 names
kinda creepy peter pan pranks disney world
trump administration seems to be winging it on food stamp replacement boxes
nation demands more slow-motion footage of syrup cascading onto pancakes
flash-mob spells out 'resist!' next to trump california golf course
france to ban cell phones in lower grades
trump postpones grand opening of trump tower moscow until fuss over bombshell report dies down
woman trying to wean self off coffee by switching to long island iced tea
alyson stoner opens up about falling in love with a woman
this year's primary left most voters with a lower opinion of the gop
what older men want young men to know about love
study finds you irrelevant to success or failure of bollywood film 'zanjeer'
behold the majesty of the turkey
billionaire reading name in panama papers totally forgot he even had funds in seychelles
recovery nonprofits stem the tide while government ignores addiction crisis
nevada secretary of state says she has evidence of voter fraud in presidential election
fbi panicking after learning encrypted national security communications may have been intercepted by trump administration
this one thing can enhance your office productivity
for that parent who's not the sharpest crayon in the box: a poem
mitt romney 'planning to run' for senate if orrin hatch retires: report
shell's arctic ambitions held up in seattle
facebook reportedly beta-testing 'downvote' button
the gop's mexico derangement
last line of obama's military force request briefly mentions possibility of 25-year quagmire
wells fargo faces proposed class action lawsuit over bogus account scandal
paul ryan's war on social security
mom holds knife to throat of dinner guest who offered to help with dishes
mysterious light seen near huge black hole
what is america's first muslim fraternity really like?
celine dion's brother daniel dead at 59 after battle with cancer
"just when couple finally stops stressing about having a baby, they're still not pregnant"
"private prisons, we have a problem"
nbc to dramatize menendez brothers murders in 'law & order: true crime' spinoff
hawaii supreme court hears case against controversial telescope
nation's wildlife fleeing to canada
man's alcoholism getting a little out of hand
8 things students with chronic stomach problems understand
vatican appoints 'new generation' cardinal head of key archdiocese
"hillary clinton spends busy day fueling speculation, not ruling things out"
mentally unbalanced man still waiting for the right trump comment to incite him
new study finds most of earth's oxygen used for complaining
10 steps to fixing a credit report error
dear christians
the importance of first responders
altruism mocked
tennessee lawmakers want university head to resign for not boosting christmas
everything a joke to local teen
scientists working on immortality better hurry up because ian mckellen is 73
family has strict no smartphone rule while eating dinner in front of tv
american politics in moral free-fall
mindfulness and the average smartphone: technology for calm instead of chaos
ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect
4 dishes that will make you love mediterranean food
kim kardashian wants 'everyone to be as honest as kanye'
"charlton heston's gun taken from his cold, dead hands"
lindsey graham warns trump: firing mueller would be 'beginning of the end'
"why the united states needs a ""ladenschlussgesetz"""
shelter dog eating own shit not exactly doing itself any favors
"john boehner greets pope, talks green ties"
bernie sanders requests kentucky primary recanvass
mitch mcconnell pledges to avoid debt ceiling disaster
mitch mcconnell inflates throat pouch in show of dominance over fellow congressional males
right on the edge
9 page-turners too addictive to put down
russian olympic coach gently breaks news to hulking 200-pound gymnast that she won't be competing in south korea
"guns are 'the ultimate public health crisis,' howard dean tells democratic convention"
confused mueller reminds nation russia investigation wrapped up months ago
archaeologists unearth earliest known shithole located super far from everywhere
never to be forgotten - a year on from chibok
psychic helps police waste valuable time
pope francis spends weekend installing stained glass storm windows in st. peter's basilica
university of texas professors sue to block guns in classrooms
paroled prisoner excited to hear the '80s are back
snl' stars have the perfect comeback to trump's angry tweets
guess who?!
kevin's addiction will surely signal new revelations about jack on 'this is us'
bar table scientists awarded 4-beer grant to complete analysis on why he's not good enough for you
podcast review: to the manor borne by robots
angry veterans use 'snl' to send president trump a serious message
chuck berry remembers call from cousin about white kid playing 'johnny b. goode'
women are using iconic anti-mobster law to go after harvey weinstein
monaco residents terrified to walk through penthousing projects
thursday's morning email: va scandal worse than previously thought
north korea's nuclear threat sparks military drills in korean peninsula
time to defund the diet industry?
cia chief warns of 'tremendous' consequences for iran
"u.s. military: firefight with taliban caused civilian deaths, but troops acted in self-defense"
cancer researchers develop highly promising new pink consumer item
"tina frost, las vegas shooting victim, wakes from coma"
how 'thank you' changed my life
how newt gingrich is bringing john mccain's campaign and super pac together
grand bahama island: this is the adventure-filled escape you've been looking for
american medical association introduces new highly effective placebo doctors
first automated foxconn machine immediately tries to commit suicide
where to watch fourth of july fireworks in illinois
my time as a philly juror
stop hating trump voters
teenage rebels seize control of food court's corner table
francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today
marc andreessen's 'colonialism' gaffe? a symptom of silicon valley bias
glass-encased ar-15 behind gun shop counter in safest hands it will ever be
how discriminatory immigration policy affects the unborn
"cop placed on leave after police crash pool party, pull gun on teens"
woman conducting ongoing scientific experiment on own skin
"yes, donald trump is actually going on 'saturday night live' tonight"
election day: gov. hopeful vitter trails in deep-red louisiana
new tsa precheck program offers expedited interrogations for muslim passengers
facebook algorithm mortified it has to deliver up so much embarrassing news about own company
thursday's morning email: the republican tax plan's last-minute hurdles
"trump says iran is complying with nuclear deal, but remains a dangerous threat"
"straight, gay service members looking forward to asking, telling come september"
alton sterling's funeral evokes powerful calls for police reform
watch: 'party monster' michael alig give his first video interview since his release from prison
here's what gop voters thought about the second debate
half of hollywood test group screened placebo film
miracle on ice' veteran wants congressional scrutiny on nhl concussions
all black athletes should be sitting for the national anthem
"teen sick of mother barging into room with clean, folded clothes"
only jewish kid in class asked to talk about holocaust remembrance day
my battle with depression and anxiety
"report: it apparently time in conversation to smile, laugh"
the senate and the house begin their debt limit dance
supreme court weighs if friendly tips worth millions constitute insider trading
egypt sends submarine to look for missing flight ms804
pallbearers carry leslie nielsen's coffin without incident
seth meyers loses it over thanksgiving's proximity to christmas
man cites nature as inspiration for random cruelty
mark wahlberg missed his brother's wedding
gop wants nasa to stop worrying about earth and focus on space
bush caught in one of his own terror traps
going back to congo
sight of 400 war elephants on horizon marks hillary clinton's arrival in swing state
this former duke star has high hopes for an nba career
florida atheist sets up anti-trump festivus pole at city's christmas display
this is lazy-girl chic at its finest
vagina medicine left out where anyone can see it
all of man's accomplishments overshadowed by hefty birth weight
comic book fans adamant that human torch be played by actor whose body actually engulfed in flames
"sudan used chemical weapons in deadly darfur attacks, amnesty says"
emancipated gay: challenging the lgbt stronghold on what it means to be gay
"the easiest winter hacks for getting through a long, cold season"
"this labor day, thank your local health care workers"
procrastinating attorney just reuses opening statement from last trial
news van driver sick of helping anchors move
"pence calls trump a 'builder of boundless optimism,' compares him to teddy roosevelt"
subject of phone bill delicately broached
autonomy: the self-driving car and you
going out to dinner with food-loving friend a huge ordeal
photo of crying father a lasting symbol of economic struggle if there ever was one
harry reid on the gop: 'they don't have enough nerve to repeal obamacare'
the salaam games: coming to a stadium near you!
"pet halloween costumes are the spooky, yet cute trend of 2015"
brutal reality check turns three
area woman wants to be singer or actor or whatever
vatican putting out feelers for how public would react to another children's crusade
world prematurity day 2014: taking action for newborns born too soon
minotaur wondering if there more to life than bashing in heads of those who dare wander into labyrinth
arkansas judge accused of trading sentence reductions for sex
nate silver projects super tuesday results using microscopic electorate grown in petri dish
"anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer"
rwandan refugees angered over lack of aol access
"cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video"
blogger praises k-beauty while calling asians 'ching chongs' in 'funny clothes'
man unable to wear nice clothes without everyone asking questions
"dear america, it gets better. love, north carolina"
how a social media post led a teen into sex trafficking
dad immediately hands phone to mom
why justin bieber was baptized in an nba player's bathtub
steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched
moon finally hatches
chinese astronomers inform beijing residents sky will be visible for rare 2-minute window tomorrow morning
kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire
"oh god, what happened last night?' says groggy mike pence after waking up in same bed as wife"
jessica simpson and eric johnson throw it back to 'national lampoon's vacation' for halloween
bryan singer asks judge to dismiss sex abuse lawsuit
greenspan to play 15 unannounced small-club shows
"how much beer the world drinks, in 1 interactive globe"
ron paul supporter likes the way paul tells it like it has no chance of being
americans respond to trump's plans for country with #nobannowall
iraq declares partial law
black twitter is freaking out over harriet tubman on the $20 bill
woman quickly cycles through non-threatening voice inflections before expressing concern
parents formally announce transfer of expectations to second child
aviva sees the light
trevor noah: 'moms are just like superheroes without the capes'
"trump's refugee ban could prevent 20,000 people from coming to the u.s., u.n. says"
nation demands more slow-motion footage of running basset hounds
10 ways you and your child can survive end-of-school madness
4 ways the state of the union got stronger under obama
trump's new travel ban could hinder research on hiv and mental health
ted nugent talks that way even when buying socks
grotesque child born with only 99% normal human dna
just area man's luck
latest news of israeli-palestinian violence makes man hungry for falafel
police found golden state killer by tracing owner of 'iamthegoldenstatekiller.com' website
white house slam dunk contest results in no slam dunks
shy balloon spends entire party floating in back corner of room by itself
tribe prepares to keep up pipeline protest through north dakota winter
local grandmother feared dead after appearing in woman's profile picture
saudi crown prince's unprecedented power grab could come to haunt him
ariana grande reportedly dating 'snl' star pete davidson
breakfast in bed served to mom who just got eaten out
a talk with fabio viviani
bernie sanders promises a contested democratic convention
visiting liberian dignitary in no hurry to leave
"mystery freshman dominates ice breakers, disappears into night"
finding dory' shows no signs of slowing down at the box office
"restaurant, staff patronized"
nfl commissioner's proposed solution to domestic violence problem proves they just don't get it
mother's day card finally arrives
anthropomorphologists find earliest known evidence of banana walking upright
burglar makes sure to crack glass on family portrait
new internet radio station modeled on heyday of fm radio
crush lasts entire bus ride
trump staffer grateful to work with so many people he could turn over to fbi in exchange for immunity
if only all tampon ads were this honest
"australian broadcaster apologizes for asking asian journalist, 'are you yellow?'"
mosquito confronts partner after testing positive for zika
ukraine's donbas is like america's deep south
cast-off paris hilton skin found in upper west side park
community garden sprouts first condom wrapper of spring
prince rep has 'no knowledge' of jay z's reported $40 million offer for artist's unreleased music
gorgeous 25-year-old dead at 79
the bible has no place in modern american society: sobering lessons from donald trump and kim burrell
lisa frank is now fighting the patriarchy (with rainbow kittens)
wapo releases first photos of jason rezaian reunited with family
kickstarter aims to give book on black boy joy to public schools
study finds leading cause of depression hearing words '2016 frontrunners'
japan spotted hovering over algeria
there were some things to cheer in donald trump's wild press conference
exclusive: ginger minj's 'white christmas' video premiere
seventh-day adventists to vote on women's ordination in 2015
inside cbs' bid to bolster 'late show with stephen colbert'
the 5 best basic phones for kids
rush limbaugh's love affair with sound of own voice comes to sad end
heineken apologizes for racist ad with new special-release 'blacks only' beer
the crisis with russia and the unspoken link
copyright is broken. can congress fix it?
game of thrones' creators frantically re-shoot finale to make peter dinklage death seem intentional
leaving your dream: tedx talk
"do you know why i'm pulling you over, being wildly aggressive, and charging you with assault today, sir?"
michael bloomberg states support for bloomberg politics after report he's soured on star journalists
gop congressman who's leading probe of fbi director was raving about him last month
bill maher calls college basketball 'a complete sham' on 'real time'
sport and society for arete - rio 2016
4 ways caffeine keeps you from realizing your potential
what gop hopefuls think of tom cotton's iran bombing claim
"sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor"
man in suit makes decision affecting thousands of non-suited individuals
how to get away with murder's' heroine gets more complex
the world economic forum is giving goosebumps to some 'game of thrones' fans
man deftly downplays his neighborhood to coworker thinking of moving there
washington players celebrate on the field with simulated 'stop and frisk'
"world's fattest town makes, consumes world's largest mozzarella stick"
"president trump, don't hurt americans by sabotaging the aca"
u.s. mint employee disciplined for putting own face on nickels
6 wise and funny lessons on aging -- from animals
earliest known t-shirt found
gop blames 'lackluster' candidate and his 'porn stache' for pennsylvania setback
deadly flooding in sudan kills at least 76 people
mexicans sweeping the nation
royal baby eats first meal
man wistfully looks around website he hasn't visited for 30 minutes
"legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city"
"this ceo will send your kids to school, if you work for his company"
this t. rex dominates 'american ninja warrior' course like it's no big deal
kevin hart drops an f-bomb in awkward nfl network interview
how the little i do can make a difference in my world
"we must restore rule of law,' says trump as aides pass out revolvers to audience"
"huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights"
5 questions to measure the feasibility of your startup idea
royal wedding photographer feeling pretty guilty about time he ran princess di off road
fuming rachel maddow spends entire show just pointing wildly at picture of putin
december's people
nation's gay straw men march on washington for right to marry animals
taylor swift grateful kanye west controversy taking heat off new swastika tattoo
why i want to live like i'm 40 in my 20s
gop congressman may not vote for president at all
what comes next? rockwell reminds us
aziz ansari slated to be 'snl's' first-ever south asian host
nation to be sterilized from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. this friday
"after dark: meet joey arias, drag icon and nightlife legend"
the results are in: social enterprise works
"a pakistani city hit 122.4 degrees in april, probably setting a world record"
royal family releases kate middleton ultrasound image
rachael ray snaps chicken's neck live on air
charlottesville may put the brakes on campus free speech laws
when the going gets tough: advice from former navy seal
history channel treating invention of popcorn like it's fucking penicillin
"republican food stamp bill would cut benefits, but not the size of government"
how these mayors rise above the stress of their demanding jobs
international operators of equity crowdfunding sites beware -- the sec may come after you
npr listener acquires kick-ass tote bag
colombian teen going through anti-government guerilla phase
rookie nascar driver gets lost
most humiliating experience of man's life on dvd march 6
google once made a promise not to be evil. will alphabet uphold it?
trump cannot stop the transition to environmental sustainability
line item on aetna insurance bill just 'paying for ceo's yacht'
plan to live in storage facility voiced
"kansas state refused to investigate sexual assaults because they happened off-campus, lawsuit says"
alec baldwin secretes own hair gel
miracle baby born with job
seventh-graders still undecided on disparaging name for mr. hyslop
why congress should 'fix nics' and reject the nra's so-called concealed carry 'reciprocity' bill
"congressman torn between meaningless pledge to anti-tax zealot, well-being of nation"
al-qaeda chatter deteriorates into gossip
the leftovers recap: did they really do it? in 'cairo'
moms to epa: recall monsanto's roundup
ryan zinke comes out in support of controversial wildfire
moms to epa: recall monsanto's roundup
senate wins fight to lower allowable amperage levels on detainees' testicles
roger ailes' lasting legacy: making trump president
elle' magazine accidentally airbrushes naomi watts out of cover altogether
justice kennedy grills baker in colorado same-sex rights case
ted cruz says he's leaning no on the new obamacare repeal bill
considering self-employment? 7 questions to ask yourself
how was local man to know carol channing's niece was around?
jwoww fires back about accusations she knowingly drank while pregnant
afro-brazilians demand slavery reparations because 'poverty has a color'
lemur fantasizes about ripping face off next dumbshit who calls it a monkey
indiana becomes fourth state to ban great sex
hillary clinton held her first press conference of 2016 -- or not
vp meyer shocked to hear about chinese international space prison
security guards chase naked usa fan around white house
listen to the spoof of ben carson's hip-hop radio ad
wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump
6 things no one tells women about their weight loss journey
star trek fan pretty sure show stole his idea
man reluctantly deletes video of friend trying to vault mailbox to clear data space for child's birth
u.s. appeals ruling against trump's revised travel ban to higher court
entire meal consumed while testing if it needs more time in microwave
bisexual's parents half-understand
planet fitness offering new lights-off hour so no one can watch you work out
the 5 steps i took to save my online business
judge declares aerobics instructor too fit to stand trial
obama's embarrassing ska album resurfaces
donald trump implodes his way to strongest fundraising month yet
scientists announce ambitious project to map layer of garbage on ocean floor
mass e-mail only has four recipients
aunt flo makes all the visits you never asked for in adorable video
historical archives: amazing publick spectacle!
fireworks accident blows off tip of florida
woman gets several job offers after handing out resumes on the side of the road
standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician
john kerry throws vine over pit of quicksand to save child companion
does your dog trust you enough to do this?
elizabeth banks posts aca-amazing 'pitch perfect 2' cast photo
best off-the-radar foreign retirement spots
immigration officials asking about fourth-grader turned away by nyc school
"new, lighter iphone hailed by exhausted, humpbacked iphone 4 users"
new dating website helps plus-size jewish plane crash survivors find love
teacher in cash-strapped ohio school district forced to make do with centuries-old firearms
donald trump boosts the national enquirer as likely showdown with hillary clinton looms
stephen colbert shreds 'self-righteous landfill of angry garbage' bill o'reilly
area man growing a little tired of rushing home to hug loved ones
"convict sentenced to generating $80,000 to $100,000 in profits for private prison"
"how to make greek easter sweet bread ""tsoureki"""
nation fondly recalls when just regulating video games seemed like solution to gun violence
bernadette peters comes up twice in one day
consumer confidence verging on cockiness
5 things about wedding planning that really suck
"south korean president eats full, balanced meal in show of strength against north"
bizarre assemblage of shapes visible through area man's pockets
"twitter helped trump win, now it's starting to bury him"
vessel for male sexual gratification very sad today
decades of breathing really starting to catch up with chinese man
6 things you need to know about drowsy driving
new poll finds public becoming more skeptical of profit-driven corporate data mine powered by human misery
the rock announced his 2020 presidential bid on 'snl' (kind of)
"the equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack"
"report: buddy dysmorphia sufferers experience skewed, negative perception of shape of friends"
former counterterrorism official slams 'coward' trump over comey firing
elderly man hailed as alert
editors of '401 best soups' cookbook still fighting
nigeria's vote could mark turning point in country's history
shakira just not feeling up to jiggling ass today
husband calls for greater separation of church and mate
inanimate object despised
neil armstrong becomes 115 billionth man to die on earth
bandai recalls lady gaga
watch live: fmr. afghanistan ambassador zalmay khalilzad discusses foreign policy
u.s. won't rule out escalating defense-sector profits from syria conflict
fourth of july ice-cream cake
condoleezza rice drives halfway to airport before realizing she forgot interpreter
americans demand their voices be heard and also some kind of dessert you get after breakfast
"dems come out to airports around the country to support muslims, refugees"
harrison ford chuckles to self upon realizing he hasn't been in movie people liked in 18 years
quentin tarantino calls uma thurman car crash 'biggest regret of my life'
burned car tied to murdered girl: cops
lawrence the t-1 connection guy hit of white-collar comedy tour
rumsfeld only one who can change toner in white house printer
obamacare premiums will be way higher next year. they didn't have to be.
24 powerful reactions to leelah alcorn's death
man who pulls up with music pumping probably coming from someplace cooler
ben affleck makes first public appearance since split with jennifer garner
"a year after a coward killed the charleston 9, bible study continues"
obama's supreme court nominee just bragged about sending this man to prison. now he's free.
motion picture academy releases complete list of films that can be enjoyed without supporting sexual predator
you'll never believe what these wedding dresses are made of
gop warns refugees likely to be driven to terrorism by way america would treat them
kylie jenner's first dye job was adorably amateur
"bearded, keffiyeh-clad jared kushner avoids conflict of interest by joining saudi royal family"
mike pence takes oath of office as country's next vice president
these athletic turkey trotters prove thanksgiving isn't just about the food
sheryl sandberg talks about husband's death in personal commencement speech
cheney suspects bush listening in on other phone
spring cleaning life hacks
ben affleck defends decision to set 'argo' in boston
george h.w. bush's casket completes log flume journey to u.s. capitol
"romney dominated debate, say pundits trying to figure out gop candidate's policies"
innovative bottom-up solutions to tackle urban poverty
why i'm stonewalling 'stonewall'
"ex-wife, divorce lawyer killed as model train careens off tracks"
these storms are just crazy': craft beer brewers feel effects of climate change
woman to be ordained despite excommunication threat
on the road to the emmys with my entourage aka my kids
moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend
"dear white people, let's talk about combating racism"
half-empty bottle of malibu found in woods behind school
man feels automatic connection with attractive woman
pallbearers carry leslie nielsen's coffin without incident
visa fires bob dole
loan officer from future warns: 'stop mortgaging your home at only 1.65% of the prime rate!'
study finds having it all leading indicator that everything will come crashing down
nation demands nasa stop holding press conferences until they discover some little alien guys
what europe can teach us about trump
kim jong-un's absence leaves north korean government officials no one to agree with
an open letter to the republican leadership
facebook recognizes everyone needs paid time off. not just parents.
lucky old woman getting wheeled around airport
bobby jindal's biggest donors benefited from his administration
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week
"child entertained for 5 minutes by plastic toy that will take 1,000 years to biodegrade"
proposed legislation offers citizenship to immigrants who can play piano so good it makes everyone cry
please stop saying these ridiculous phrases at work
"hugh laurie returns to the doctor game, except in chance he has none of the answers"
latino voters may be turning against the gop
man does good job getting drunk
we need a president who will continue obama's climate legacy -- not destroy it
sport and society for arete-baseball
why it's time to drop the 'd' from ptsd
"for the love of god, let that not be an engagement ring on kylie jenner's finger"
how my daughter taught me that every moment is a gift
serena williams used her tennis superpowers to take down phone thief
a letter from 21-year-old me to 18-year-old-me
viral tweet compares love to the feeling you get when you realize your dress has pockets
why you need to brag more and 3 ways to do it
man attends 25-year nursery school reunion
kim kardashian calls out congress for failing to close the 'terror gap'
new dating site suggests people you already know but thought you were too good for
here's why a nonprofit named for anne frank keeps attacking trump
"even if you're a famous actor, you can't touch jessica williams without her permission"
abc producers blasted for controversial selection of underage 'bachelorette'
"turns out, michael phelps was listening to future during 'angry face'"
climate change and trump's board-game patriotism
merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address
"luther vandross remembered, if only for one night"
partygoer gets thoughtful
gaby hoffmann is pregnant with first child
kerry washington wows on this week's best-dressed list
these two men share the beautiful story of how their family was created
manafort shares tense silence with rick gates on car ride back from trial
"as socialism destroys venezuela, only its people, not u.s. military, can restore democracy"
new york makes amazing move to cover medical care for trans youth
people's couch' hunk gears up for the holidays in a very big way
frederick's of anchorage debuts crotchless long underwear
john oliver: confronting dustin hoffman on sexual misconduct allegations 'unavoidable'
elizabeth warren calls for investigation of ny fed over secret tapes
paleontologists determine dinosaurs were killed by someone they trusted
"my husband died, how can i be thankful?"
"news roundup for august 2, 2017"
these peanut butter recipes will make your life infinitely better
6 netflix releases with black stars to watch this june
"on being cold, tired, and hungry... and a jerk!"
cash-strapped school district furloughs hundreds of nonessential children
voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites
7 ways stand-up comedy can teach us to effectively motivate others
"nevertheless, she persisted: a year after the first women's march, energy is still high"
employee leaving company unsure how to break it to coworkers who don't really care whether he lives or dies
journalists who refuse to take the same non-answer for an answer
"nation's still-undecided voters: 'help, we can't get our car seatbelts off'"
police supporters rally in washington d.c.
14-year-old congressional whiz kid balances budget
pipeline company rushes to contain oil spill to small section of media
"their stories, our stories: looking toward holocaust remembrance day"
2014: year of the funny women -- record 60 women get last laugh at ny comedy festival
"republicans fail on health care. here's why the rest of trump's agenda won't be 'so easy,' either"
awestruck video-game fan describes brush with playstation 2
the wage gap closed by a whopping one cent in 2015
one more (feminist) wonder about 'wonder woman': it passes the abuse litmus test
donald trump thinks he's doing well with women voters
nature preserve sets up unrealistic expectations with visitor's center full of taxidermied animals
lab partner wants to be sex partner
"it's not just a muslim ban, it's much worse"
north korea successfully detonates nuclear scientist
new spiritually correct doll lets children show where and how jesus touched them
mcdonald's introduces mccrazy burger
thing that was popular before brought back in hopes of it still being popular
this craigslist missed connection is delightfully feminist
the roots to premiere 2 children's series on amazon
"when politicians think the microphone is off, they start getting real"
8-year-old allowed to stay up late to watch johnny carson's funeral
mom gathers rolls of wrapping paper around her to stroke softly
opposition to soda ban sad proof that americans still fight for what they believe in
viola davis makes powerful demand on behalf of women of color at women's march
rubio and cruz have 'anti-lgbt' advisory boards. where is trump's?
study finds 73% of marble statuettes of achilles used to beat to death wealthy dowager
"on this week's best-dressed list, lupita nyong'o steals the show"
matt damon appears fully nude for first time in local man's imagination
"bill cosby attacks disrespectful behavior, skyrocketing crime rate among elderly black male comedians"
"kuwait may owe as much as $60,000 for trump hotel event in d.c."
serena williams knocked out of olympics in stunning third-round loss
beautiful spring day no match for last 35 years of man's life
knee osteoarthritis treatment shows promise in early trial
nation's parents announce they have zero fucking patience for this bullshit
eating enthusiast acquires chocolate eclair
al franken: 'i'm deeply sorry for my hilarious actions'
third stepdad in row has goatee
gated community under siege by savages
26-year-old feeling self-conscious after seeing all his friends fail slightly less than him
3d-printed 'eyes' could help blind children's faces grow naturally
"new 'game of thrones' teaser shows cackling, power-mad george r.r. martin burning completed 'winds of winter' manuscript"
sen. tom cotton thinks 'tough guy' trump is ready to resume waterboarding
activist hopes public suicide leads to more awareness
trevor noah can't wrap mind around trump-obama white house meeting
the lawsuit against black lives matter and the central meaning of the first amendment
stealth trans houdini in the men's locker room
an all-glowed-up 'wizards of waverly place' cast reunites for wedding
compassionate trump issues full presidential pardon for robert mueller
gabrielle union on the #metoo movement: 'the floodgates have opened for white women'
don't passively online shame hurricane irma residents
who warns against eating fish and keeping active following death of world's oldest woman
pathetic excuse for man paid same wage as female counterpart
why i'm choosing to move to nyc
retirees speak out on crucial lawn care issues
why did corporate reformers overlook newark's children and families?
10 things you didn't know about louis c.k.
"elie wiesel, holocaust survivor and nobel laureate, dead at 87"
foster home gets new shipment
exxon mobil told to hand over decades of climate documents in major legal blow
facebook expands its legal team
why u.s. allies in the middle east should be alarmed by north korea
i'm no longer addicted to giving up facebook!
court extends florida voter registration deadline after rick scott refuses
woman flattered complete stranger would say something so nice about her tits
waiting for primary returns at a heroin anonymous meeting
"i'm a refugee. in america, i felt safe for the first time. now all i feel is fear."
"reclaiming 'usa!, usa! usa!' from the bigots in murrieta"
9 quotes that will help you find the nerve to take a bold risk
this law lets abused animals get their own advocates in court
watch live: actor tony hale dishes on the latest season of 'veep'
"trump/netanyahu meet: an exercise in fawning, fantasy and anti-palestinian incitement"
gigi hadid showed a lot of skin in her 6 different amas outfits
5 ways nail salon workers are winning: victory in new york state legislature
woman longs for day when first female president can have tell-all book written about disgusting vagina
why it's ridiculous to report on every poll coming out of new hampshire
here are the candidates voters think can actually win in november
effective pr on a start-up budget
friday talking points -- prelude to silly season
donut shop gets weird after 11 a.m.
sunday roundup
clinton vetoes bill for reason he can't put his finger on
ann coulter calls 'grotesque' donald trump a disappointment
the new york times has suspended glenn thrush amid sexual misconduct claims
why we should tip service workers generously
wednesday's morning email: kim jong un visits china
"family, friends concerned after peyton manning wanders away from pocket"
federal court in seattle also rules against trump's transgender military ban
picture of lemur printed for no goddamned reason
a new 9/11 gift shop
obamas to parkland teens: you've awakened the nation's conscience
area man got so wasted and abusive last night
fareed zakaria and u2 for president
as a millennial: these are (some of) my issues for the upcoming election part ii
caitlyn jenner will get candid with diane sawyer once again
when the detainee is american . . .
once again: can a mission-driven nonprofit be blindsided?
nervous flyer screwed by pals who secretly pack dildo in his bag (nsfw)
beyond marriage equality: the next fight for lgbt rights
"transgender heroes, yes!"
hong kong chooses new beijing-backed leader amid political tensions
600-pound butter cow sculpture wins iowa caucus
how pluto got its giant frozen heart
ruth bader ginsburg returns to off-season lifeguarding job
mackenzie bezos gains huge win in divorce settlement after successfully retaining no stake in 'washington post'
network for public education study exposes charter school scams
terrifying man selling dead trees out of middle school parking lot
finding dory' shows no signs of slowing down at the box office
pope francis prays at jerusalem's western wall
u.s. intelligence: burundi may be developing telephone
obama's foreign policy approval drops in new poll
australian politicians are gloating about their nation's draconian refugee policy
university of missouri starts reviewing demands from student activists
a knicks' fan's open letter to santa
man's weekly recycling just boxes of nestle drumsticks
the new york daily news bill cosby cover doesn't pull any punches
smart shopper only purchases items with 'quality' on the label
"government official who makes perfectly valid, well-reasoned point against israel forced to resign"
will the atlanta falcons rise up or shrink down?
marco rubio still rock-hard days after being publicly humiliated on national stage
local couple needs to talk
mumford and sons take home coveted 'vest of the year' grammy
new regulation requires all protected species to be actively looking for new habitat in order to receive funding
networks will interrupt daytime shows for real-life soap as comey testifies
knowing hillary
10 reasons not wearing yoga pants should be illegal
but she can talk?
reading the pictures: about race and those ebola handheld thermometer pictures on western news sites
federal judge in detroit orders temporary ban on trump immigration restrictions
let the children speak
this is the man to blame for the term 'bomb cyclone'
guatemalan earthquake registers 0.3 on area man's consciousness
"obama delivers whispered, untelevised speech on gun control"
chrissy teigen already gave out the cutest award of oscar night
this 'trapped' clip is a snapshot of america's thorny abortion laws
"guy moonwalks through 27 european landmarks, because why not?"
this is what happens when an nba champ crashes your bachelorette party
roy moore retires from politics to spend more quality time with someone's kid
"no, take jeb instead,' screams george w. bush while shoving brother into father's grave"
bill maher says fox news is reason america is so polarized
researchers no closer to understanding what the fuck you're talking about
elizabeth warren: 'donald trump is a loser'
"that one mcdonald's plate from the '70s: holy shit, there it is"
watch: 'freakshow' star attempts life-threatening stunt
assad linked to syrian chemical attacks for first time
private vehicles beat ambulances in saving gunshot and stabbing victims
dick cheney's staggering iran hypocrisy explored
teaching english by the beach in vietnam
the kurds' bitter defeat in iraq is now everyone's problem
"broward sheriff's deputy stole dvds, toys from walmart while in uniform: police"
watch: the pains of being pure at heart unveil new songs
parents' visit injects $66 into local apartment economy
#explainthe90sin4words resurfaces '90s pop culture references
new law requires sex offenders to inform residents before moving into their homes
picasso's nude portrait of a pubescent girl sells for $115 million against backdrop of me too
documentary a scathing indictment of director's filmmaking skills
white house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning
"girl, 11, invents 'chemo backpack' to help kids with cancer, after battling the disease herself"
anti-abortion leader emerges as white nationalist
baseball hall of fame elected to hall of fame hall of fame
look: we asked you to show us what you're thankful for... and the responses are beautiful
area woman can't bring herself to pardon store's appearance
bernie sanders' health care bill is a huge win for the abortion rights movement
turkey's state of emergency decrees are horrible for democracy
national weather service: 'don't go surfing unless you can really shred that shit'
study: majority of americans fantasize about other countries during national anthem
iowa board of tourism launches 'des moines is des perate' campaign
poll finds americans would be open to third type of screwdriver head
"huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights"
cm punk talks ufc and his first opponent
microsoft word now includes squiggly blue line to alert writer when word is too advanced for mainstream audience
chinese cyber-attacks: will the united states step up its active cyber defense posture?
"from cave painters to cassoulet: a trip to southwest france 100,000 years in the making"
man suddenly regretting asking to be taken seriously by peers
child lies for parents' own good
jebbush.com takes you to donald trump's website
josh gad would 'jump at the opportunity' for a 'book of mormon' movie
12 absurd (but real) concerns 'bachelorette' suitors have about dating
"chris hughes throws in the towel, puts 'new republic' up for sale"
fitbit releases new tracking collar that gets tighter every second you are inactive
eli broad: it's 'news to me' i'm buying the la times
democrats fear that expectations for donald trump are a wee bit too low
protesters march in wisconsin after unarmed black man shot dead by police
"al gore excited, proud to be at local event"
monday's morning email: the next recession will be brutal. here's why.
chadwick boseman to deliver howard university commencement speech
hawaii becomes the 7th state to legalize medically assisted suicide
the 'dead poets society' spoof on 'saturday night live' was a gory bloodfest
117-aerocar pileup clogs troposphere for hours
mother ferries 4 more shirt options back to son in gap dressing room
mike pence horrified by d.c. cherry trees flagrantly displaying reproductive organs
stephen baldwin's personal assistant promoted to stephen baldwin
here are 10 of the best political quotes of 2014
political blogger mass suicide to be discovered in several weeks
quinoa black bean burger: layers of flavor and packed with protein
"tarsiers, the world's smallest primate: animal planet on the looney front, part 9"
epa didn't know anybody was still drinking water
"trump defends gina haspel, his nominee for cia director, and her record of torture"
plan b releases new heart-shaped tablets for valentine's day
exuberant trump rally crowd bats syrian refugee child around arena before candidate comes on stage
how are hawaii's millennials doing these days?
businesses say anti-lgbt bills could cost texas billions
lifeguard hoping to make up for last summer
mom reports that hometown actually has a lot going on now
staples threatens to fire staff for working more than 25 hours a week
is this the end of the trump reality show?
run the rock 2020' committee created to make dwayne johnson president
area man mystified by layout of adjacent town's kroger
the small schedule mistakes that ruin your sleep
paul krugman warns of unprecedented corruption under donald trump
heston: 'we must arm ourselves if we are to defeat the apes'
seating chart revised to put problem senators up front
"the 'roseanne' revival catches up to our thorny political mood, for better and worse"
don't read lena dunham: it only encourages her
harried woman on train quickly doing plastic surgery on face before work
12 baby names inspired by black stars who are making history
film to be made into john grisham
france to ban domestic production of oil and gas by 2040
"comey: trump wouldn't shut up about the inauguration crowd to me, either"
conversational lamprey slowly draining life from dinner party
gorillagram employee shot by white house security
obama's overtime reforms aren't dead yet
the 10 healthiest chain restaurants in the u.s.
salma hayek rips donald trump: 'he has never done anything for america'
why dying in america is harder than it has to be
child's description of heaven during near-death experience specifically mentions book deal
"police: man killed by officers was holding phone, not gun"
martin shkreli faces rough stay in prison system where inmates who funded hair theft are lowest caste
this is where students get suspended from school the most
woman who started sentence with 'oh my god' really needs to stick landing
samantha bee launches global 'apology race' tour to say sorry for donald trump
military aides try to cheer up kim jong-un after failed missile launch by putting on surprise execution
huffpollster: many americans supported stricter gun laws even before the orlando shooting
twitter unloads on the house gop with #gopsongsaboutethics
metropolitan museum acquires another vase
escaping ebola: a dangerous journey from the desert to the mediterranean sea
substitute teacher can tell he's filling in for real asshole
triple bombings in baghdad kill 72 in worst violence so far this year
former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations
game of thrones' fans excited to hear series will finally be over
elizabeth warren reams gop: 'the system is rigged' against americans
dad immediately develops deep friendship with guy giving quote on replacing windows
shaky ukrainian ceasefire largely holds
antidepressant can't believe it's expected to fix this mess all on its own
paranoid oscar pistorius still thinks burglar after him
"peeps unveils new boneless, skinless marshmallow breasts"
beyond the classroom: experiencing technology innovation up-close-and-personal at sxsw
new don blankenship campaign ad touts jobs created in wake of upper big branch mining disaster
company hosts fun night for employees to get drunk and complain
mom gives excuse for son's absence that even hermione would accept
everyone is in love with shawn mendes after iheartradio music awards performance
gaza rolls out the red carpet for film festival amid the ruins
protecting america from its president
is under armour copying nike's playbook?
outdoor movie guest excited to watch barely audible 'back to the future' while sitting on tree root
guy 'just giving you a hard time' truly despises you
a 'game of thrones' prequel could actually happen
man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him
how to make the perfect mother's day breakfast
grandpa looking absolutely precious in new baseball cap
bill maher blasts spoiled rich kids during 'new rules'
"when hiring, what problems should i avoid?"
dead facebook friend from high school still has cartman profile picture
raucous town hall in utah blasts gop rep. chaffetz over trump
sikh student shot dead at california home
starfucker gives stephen baldwin a hand job
dot declares pothole too perfect to fill
decoding america's immigration sentiment
julia louis-dreyfus reveals breast cancer diagnosis
huffpollster: republicans are feeling a lot better about their party post-election
katherine heigl says she 'would never intend to be difficult'
fcc sentences artie lange to death
"2"" x 2"" vegetarian section granted on backyard grill"
environmental study finds air in chicago now 75% bullets
read this before calling your boss a 'nasty motherf**ker'
the u.s. military can't get out (no matter the country or the conflict)
one of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace
"trump reaffirms his intention to order war crimes, then backs down [update]"
area man refuses to accept bus-route change
silicon breast implants perform millions of calculations per second
david blaine stunt to push public's endurance to limit
man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video
man eating cashew butter can't believe he wasted so many years fucking around with peanut butter
san francisco begins providing attorneys for immigrants who can't afford them
"once-adventurous salmon can't believe she ended up moving back to birthplace, having a bunch of kids"
french parliament debates 'deep sleep' bill for end of life
obama adviser john podesta's biggest regret is not getting ufo files released
the single greatest threat to our national security is donald trump
new law prohibits kaleidoscoping while driving
"wells fargo ceo should resign over 'egregious fraud' with fake accounts, lawmakers say"
slain teacher told his fiancee what to say if he died in a school shooting
judge blocks texas from giving voting information to trump voter fraud probe
report: average american feels comfortable in own skin for only 6% of day
who will be the next james bond?
the lingering ex: social media and break-ups
charlie rose presses self about sexual harassment allegations in tense charlie rose interview
trump's top economic adviser says amazon threats are 'not in my lane'
rash of high-speed chases threatens local fruit stand
crazy cheap deal: fly to 10 countries in 30 days for just $160
paul ryan renews call to suspend hillary clinton's classified briefings
u-haul offers discount for customers who will just move back home in 18 months after failure to make it in major city
comedian breaks down the hilarious struggles of a latino thanksgiving
that's my daddy: two moms figure out how to tell the truth about their family
cvs is reportedly in talks to acquire aetna
this week in...: 19 hypocrisies and counting
tibetan teen getting into western philosophy
same thang second strang.
universal patents a wand and spells ride that sounds perfect for a new harry potter attraction
tv is finally catching up with real single women
north dakota not heard from in 48 hours
this is what it's like to get butt-dialed by lorne michaels
trump thanks united nations for inviting him to their country
john kerry actually pretty good at windsurfing now
4 couscous recipes for every meal of the day
report: employees most innovative when brainstorming dramatic quitting scenarios
vladimir putin's childhood besties defend their 'petty' pal in 'snl' spoof
"yep, 'the walking dead' is getting a seventh season"
10 million fans killed off in sopranos season premiere
what this dad realized when he patted himself on the back for 'helping'
live: south korea vs. algeria
soda nearing room temperature
gop congressman may not vote for president at all
donald trump actually tries to explain his wall to stephen colbert
"joe biden: institutional racism is the problem, not the 1994 crime bill"
"music festival ends with thousands stranded in mud, miles from shelter"
area panties in a bunch
new boyfriend charming pants off baskin-robbins staff
alcohol-themed party a success
enormous grace slick threatens california coastline
johnson & johnson introduces self-lotioning baby
boyfriend plans magical evening down to first detail
nabisco snack physicists develop highly unstable quadriscuits
man annoyed by travel plaza's abridged pizza hut menu
family revels in height difference between mother and tall son
shepard smith dings trump's gun control turnaround at nra convention
john boyega rocks our world with these fine michael jackson moves
hot girl's number lingered on
"for the first time, ferguson has a majority black city council"
gulag-themed holidays are all the rage in sunny siberia
"gop 'moderates' keep saying no to repeal, and then voting yes"
wondrous world of fishes last checked out 4/17/67
meghan markle's jeweler is making sure her engagement ring stays one of a kind
grandma looking like absolute shit lately
"1994 video-store receipt reveals clinton rented night eyes 2, 3"
obama could end the slaughter in yemen within hours
overcrowded gop field forces iowa to construct massive town hall stadium
you won't be able to unsee benedict cumberbatch imitating an otter
rescued lion has been obsessed with blankets since he was a baby
john kelly explains to furious trump that gold star widow cannot be demoted to silver star widow
total weirdo spends mother's day at cemetery
undecided ohio voters beg for 3rd option on eve of gop convention
new office manager provides terrifying glimpse into plans for regime by placing new collection of teas in drawer
kashmir: when is the farewell to violence?
"goodyear unveils new, circular tires"
dick van dyke surprises denny's patrons with impromptu performance of 'chitty chitty bang bang'
kimmy schmidt' star tituss burgess follows up 'peeno noir' with ode to multicultural penis
tennessee judge upholds state's lethal injection process
can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota?
new york's finest protect new york's richest
the crocodile and the scorpion
pushy hermit crab girlfriend wants to move in
ann romney's grandma tips are 'freakin' awesome'
why a dad was forced to leave the hospital the day his baby was born
terrified johnny depp unable to remove tonto makeup
man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips
the trailer for netflix's 'richie rich' reboot is here
who will win and who should win at the 2015 emmys
how following my heart led me to the one person i need to love most
5 crazy things about monday night's historic kansas-oklahoma game
watch: u.s. gets even with sensational goal
man nostalgic for simpler era of 20 hours ago
"italy earthquake survivors to live in tents until january, amatrice mayor says"
this is the 'single biggest barrier to sexual satisfaction'
beto o'rourke announces he starting obama cover campaign
nation's bicyclists remove helmets for head injury month
8 ways fitness changed my life
affable anti-semite thinks the jews are doing super job with the media
12 things i've learned living 12 years with cancer
how nebraska can return to college football greatness
"aarp blasted as out of touch, past its prime"
"at the women's convention, a clear message: follow black women in 2018"
truth through fiction
aides wrestle drill from trump's hands as he tries to remove obama listening device from skull
trump administration adds more foreign guest worker visas
huffpost hill - president impressed his gum keeps its flavor all through the longest day
high school teaches parenting skills by having students post nonstop photos of egg to social media
obama warns he may cease to exist unless america believes in him
it's not getting any easier for women to become ceos
concerts held to wish world's poor good luck
100 things to be thankful for
oitnb' star samira wiley's proposal story will hit you right in the feels
report: only 3% of conversations actually need to happen
the world bank's role in a bloody land war
civil rights groups pressure senate to reject trump's supreme court nominee
transformer refuses to change back into volkswagen
andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims
these vintage ads prove we had no idea what the future would actually look like
"black, male, mad as hell"
5 important questions to ask about your audience before your next presentation
poll finds majority of  americans would like things to go right for once
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teen weed users may face high risk for dependence
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john boehner blasts obama over pace of reform at department of veterans affairs
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mccain clinches religious vote with stirring high-register rendition of 'ave maria'
kasich privately worried he'll never have charisma necessary to incite supporters to violent frenzy
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honest parents share their hilarious confessions
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derek jeter reportedly ready to make a life-changing move
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report: average consumer puts blind faith in 87 corporations per day
"for 'the interview,' even negative publicity (like a massive sony hack) is good publicity"
majestic pine recruited for yosemite by national park headhunters
charles koch wants to change america's criminal justice system
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caitlyn jenner will reportedly attend donald trump's inauguration
walmart quits selling ar-15s and military-style rifles
ballet hispánico is giving latino artists a voice they deserve
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"erick erickson, noted sexist, slams donald trump for being sexist"
"watching tv shows on dvd the way to do it, area man reports"
trevor noah explains why he's always seen black women as the strongest leaders
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jimmy fallon will host the 2017 golden globes
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report: shame of walking out without buying anything drives 90% of purchases at small businesses
violence erupts ahead of u.s. embassy opening in jerusalem
prince harry gets old suit tailored to wear to wedding
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new 'game of thrones' trailer provides sneak peek at show's climactic all-cast dance number
"people are trying to listen to 'serial,' so can you kindly stfu?"
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bush introduces new timmy blanchard left behind act
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comey memoir claims trump was obsessed with disproving 'pee tape' allegation
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nabisco baffled after trump administration gives it $200 million contract to rebuild puerto rico's roads
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heartless monster walks out of local small business without buying anything
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senate bill aims to lock hackers out of connected cars
kim jong-un thrown into labor camp for attempting to cross border into south korea
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whatsapp finally adds fully-encrypted video calling service
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trump won't endorse paul ryan or john mccain
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gop wants nasa to stop worrying about earth and focus on space
expert: connecticut schools should have unarmed guards to prevent shootings
gop congressman who's leading probe of fbi director was raving about him last month
mandatory waiting periods are making abortions all but impossible
george and amal clooney pass out headphones on flight to block twins' crying
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billy bob thornton reportedly taken to er following car accident
sean spicer says donald trump is a 'champion' of first amendment
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russian roulette: taxpayers could be on the hook for trillions in oil derivatives
u.s. police chiefs call for background checks for all gun purchases
american airlines to phase out complimentary cabin pressurization
meteorologist has hilarious comeback to daughter who questioned his weather prediction
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lance armstrong settles $100 million federal fraud case for $5 million
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thousands of dismembered crash test dummies line newly discovered catacombs beneath ford motor plant
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indiana becomes fourth state to ban great sex
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new honda commercial openly says your kids will die in a car crash if you buy a different brand
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jeb bush quits firm that profited from obamacare
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senior prank somehow leaves high school with increased math funding
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gop officials: kavanaugh shouldn't be held accountable for something he did as white teenager
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surgeon general warns teens cinnamon challenge is not for pussies
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"senate panel to probe russian hacking, links to campaigns"
furloughed government employee using time off to visit local food pantry she been hearing about
trump campaign training poll watchers to spot any suspicious skin colors on election day
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tom hanks brags how 'smokin' hot' rita wilson is after 29 years of marriage
mitch mcconnell inflates throat pouch in show of dominance over fellow congressional males
vacationing bush accepts republican nomination via live satellite feed
man keeping running total of how many people in gym in worse shape than him
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restaurant patron seeking corroboration that soda is not diet
trump again downplays steve bannon's white house role
steve nash responds to injury critics with emotional letter
somali pirates free 26 asian sailors after 4 years in captivity
seaworld unveils new 20 whales stuffed in pool show
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woman apparently wants to smell edible
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russian foreign minister and trump agree: no need to probe election meddling
nation admits it always a little bored by whole jimmy hoffa thing
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hillary clinton resumes attacking obama
boston must mull renaming iconic building to give civic dignity to blacks
jesse jackson: 'absolutely' no reason for officer to shoot
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nsa assures americans that prism 2.0 will be way more invasive
donald trump's election could be a windfall for virginia democrats
the importance of partnerships: why business and higher ed need each other
department of 'homeland' urges all americans to watch this week's episode
prince harry humiliates royal family yet again as base invaded by afghan insurgents
"wrecking to 'revitalise': são paulo expels drug users and razes buildings, claiming public safety"
"south korean president eats full, balanced meal in show of strength against north"
white house celebrates fifth straight year without oral sex
egyptian death sentence for soccer fans puts president's iron grip to the test
severe allergic reaction causes florida to swell up to twice normal size
scientists announce shrimp just as dumb as they thought
you may have missed the 6th woman on time's person of the year cover
"netflix's 'casting jonbenét' doesn't have any answers, but it's not trying to crack the case"
how to prevent screen addiction in your young children
john bel edwards' new ad attacking david vitter is not subtle
huffpost headline quiz: jan. 20 to jan. 26
bank of america touts going green but funnels billions into fossil fuels
"new congressional intern disillusioned with politics and democracy in record 6 minutes, 41 seconds"
"mobile app to revolutionize way users waste time, money"
"god announces plans to shift majority of resources tied up in humanity project to birds, rocks"
why the sharing economy is harming workers -- and what must be done
man has mosquito on the run
james van der beek's daughters had an amazing reaction to 'moana' performance
the bhikkunis: exploring the history of female monks in thailand
fire rainbow' supplants double rainbow as social media rainbow of choice
rate of uninformed conversations about navy seals skyrockets
looking back at my first psychotic break: my speech at thresholds' gala in chicago
nasa inadvertently launches unmanned space shuttle
"cynthia nixon's 'fix our subway' ads shred cuomo's mta, commuters rejoice"
average age of wacky tv neighbors dropping
15 years in environment of constant fear somehow fails to rehabilitate prisoner
how to be ridiculously in charge of your life
rob kardashian apparently tweeted kylie jenner's phone number
the all-knowing buddha': a journey to the heart of tibetan meditation
justice sotomayor: stop bending the constitution to favor cops
u.s. intensifies empty-threat campaign against north korea
historians discover thomas jefferson may have secretly fathered multiple other countries
third-person limited omniscient narrator blown away by surprise ending
extravagant new window blinds inspired by the latest styles from venice
nra says parkland students should be grateful for guns giving them such a memorable bonding experience
quiz: does your home look better than you?
imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility
san francisco could become the first u.s. city with safe injection sites for drug users
harvey weinstein expected to turn himself in to the nypd for sex crimes
"tsa under fire over expensive, ineffective program"
troy aikman: i 'knock on wood' hoping i stay healthy after concussions
"jeff flake delivers searing, critical applause for trump during state of the union"
the clinton campaign's lawyer partially funded the steele dossier. so what?
wal-mart shoppers mocked by target shopper
does cyber monday still matter?
sci-fi film presents vision of future in which women never speak to each other
local band expects things to take off following glowing write-up in soundandfury.wordpress.com
will foot fetishists foot the bill for nsfw new toy?
majority of americans want congress to move on from health care reform
what it feels like to see for the first time at age 49
new taco bell menu item ready for testing on humans
a quiz for moms: how ready are you for the school year to end?
gop establishment relieved after conventionally abhorrent beliefs make way onto presidential ticket
deceptively simple resolutions that actually work
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
detective trying to get into mind of litterer
smooth transaction at dmv exaggerated into story anyway
quirky restaurant's bathroom had better fucking deliver
15 years of ftc failure to factor privacy into merger reviews
"computer analyst unable to fashion crude tools, grind wheat"
meth production in illinois sees decrease after four-year increase
neighbor oblivious to fact she being groomed for cat-sitting
nation happily reassured that exxonmobil made profits of $44.9 billion in 2012
demoralized jeb bush succumbs to new hampshire heroin epidemic
being older than daughter babysitter's only qualification
home sex tape watched once
justice scalia dead following 30-year battle with social progress
area man thinks it's nice they didn't put the prettiest girl scouts on the cookie box
new york's attorney general wants to keep birth control free
site 'liar liar trump on fire' gets creative with fact-checking the republican nominee
description of hot-dog ingredients fails to ruin picnic
dancing costumed midgets celebrate death of deng xiaoping
eu countries fall way short of meeting refugee relocation goals
entertainment weekly' critic lets director redo 'sorority row' for better grade
am i the only virgin in college?
concerned nation gently encourages boston to take it easy this st. patrick's day
ava duvernay on women and minorities breaking into hollywood: 'follow the white guys'
preparing for retirement after a divorce
"middle-aged woman believes in fourth marriage, angels"
new 'joker' trailer introduces iconic villain to same generation of fans
everyone outraged catholic priest did that thing everyone jokes about
trio of cutups attempts to hide horse from landlord
daily news threatens union drivers
woman always gets best ideas while taking shower with two jacked dudes
top democrats defend bill clinton meeting with loretta lynch
creepy photos of abandoned insane asylums will keep you up at night
"egg lobbyists targeted bloggers, media to fight vegan startup"
"women in business q&a: rebecca henderson, group president, randstad professional solutions"
kit harington just made his proposal to rose leslie sound pretty nsfw
"it's not you, it's me: are your behaviors holding you back?"
the gop will not be the jay-z to hillary's solange'
trevor noah grills chris christie on fedex immigrant tracking proposal
pence visits conversion therapist for routine gay-preventative checkup
"margarita lovers, behold: someone made a cloud that rains tequila"
psychic helps police waste valuable time
middle-aged couple sick of 31-year-old son always trying to set them up with other parents
protesters stage third day of demonstrations in st. louis over acquittal of former cop
is your outdated career map leading you astray?
black teens affected by gun violence speak out ahead of march for our lives
the problem with getting too much light at night
south syria ceasefire and the next israel-hizballah-iran war
jeb bush's super pac blew through $116 million in failed effort
"charity for homeless returns martin shkreli's $15,000 donation"
new hampshire returns to obscurity
welterweight boxer dies after sustaining serious injuries in bout
"family comes first, reports man trying to get out of work"
450-pound man didn't go to doctor for a lecture
express-lane cashier confirms her nails are real
"i used to look up to you,' shouts anguished flynn jr. running out of room after learning father a perjurer"
"if state takeover of new orleans schools worked, act scores below 16 wouldn't be embarrassing"
gop sticks it to obama with one more gitmo vote
"jerry brown: 'troglodyte' trump supporters 'dwell in deep, dark caves'"
"kellyanne conway: 'i always liked hope hicks' skin, her unblemished supple skin, pure, tasty skin'"
this law lets abused animals get their own advocates in court
"clinton to get teeth cleaning, glasses before coverage runs out"
man's idea for tweet just pops into his mind almost fully formed
will ferrell is really pumped about the usa-germany game
magazine editor undergoes sleek new redesign
sam bee presents horrific tales 'coming from inside the white house'
gm wants to fill the gap volkswagen's dieselgate scandal left
military recruiter fondly recalls when he was just a naïve kid being coaxed into making binding 8-year commitment to fill quota
"honestly, this lineman-sized dancer beats any football game"
"kendrick lamar releases surprise new album, 'untitled unmastered'"
dear new mama: you can do this
stripping women of access to health care indirectly ensures republican success
the 30 best workplaces to retire from
authorized personnel enjoying untold pleasures beyond designated point
clear theme of obedient children emerging in father's bedtime stories
cool jobs' for baby boomers who want to work in retirement
exclusive look inside the baltimore police investigation into freddie gray's death
new 92-grain bread depletes majority of world's resources
"c'mon, c'mon,' says matt damon desperately searching for own name on list of imdb user dolphinsoul60's top 100 actors"
the people paradox
king latifah returns for wife
nervous voter totally blanks on american values while looking at ballot
polka fan on a real harold loeffelmacher kick lately
new tsa precheck program offers expedited interrogations for muslim passengers
candlelight vigilante takes commemorating into own hands
what miles teller wishes he could tell people about 'fantastic four'
"i want you, gentle reader, to lighten up!"
"trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can't name a single sacrifice"
listerine introduces new mouth styling gel
laid-back company allows employees to work from home after 6 p.m.
nation hoping for a windy flag day
"dirty, disheveled scott pruitt confesses he spent last of epa funding weeks ago"
"for trump, it's the show that counts"
venus horrified after finding millions of nude pictures of herself on internet
"donald trump was about to make jerry falwell, jr. education secretary. let that sink in."
woman who accused bill clinton of sexual assault joins anti-hillary pac
angry lumberjack demands hearty breakfast
native american activists create spoof website to call for redskins name change
libertarian candidate embraces his role as spoiler in pennsylvania election
is there such a thing as 'too much' coffee?
here's what happens to breast cancer diagnoses when medicaid is rolled back
family rewrites 'in da club' to celebrate back-to-school season
graffiti artists give miami neighborhood wall-to-wall makeover
report: iraq war keeping thousands out of unemployment line
america ferrera to chair committee for women's march on washington
area woman didn't say that; you said that
house gop is determined to make it harder for poor kids to get free school lunches
trump returns from foreign trip to high-stakes drama in washington
venus added to registry of historically significant planets
study finds more americans waiting to start secret second families until later in life
this was the 2014 met gala on twitter
man who likes to be jostled moving to city
jeff bezos assures amazon employees that hr working 100 hours a week to address their complaints
trump confirms all violent options on the table in venezuela
attention: sports fans!
teen weirded out after running over english teacher outside of school
#nevertrump conservative media will have to decide if never means never
advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic
"god almost forgot to kill dave elfman of boulder, co today"
the onion' is canceling our 15-second web video featuring kevin spacey
houston residents begin surveying damage of 200 years of unchecked worldwide industrialization
call from daycare can't be good
2 democratic senators say neil gorsuch refused to meet with them
eating more fish could lower your risk of depression
shirtless goofball in flag underwear invades field at world series
yelp employee fired after public post to ceo saying she can't afford food
departing obama tearfully shoos away loyal drone following him out of white house
the costs of war -- at home
focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan
19 times shorter was way better
remembering jimmy breslin and a newspaper world long gone
handmaid's tale' waitlists surge in libraries across america
david cameron to scottish people: 'i'll kill myself if you leave'
blood-soaked mayor bloomberg announces homelessness no longer a problem in new york city
grey's anatomy' star caterina scorsone accuses james toback of sexual harassment
how to make this the best holiday season money can buy
leaked powerpoint reveals the gas industry's playbook for waging pipeline fights
america's love affair with jim breuer to start any day now
report: mom going to need you to pitch in around house after her procedure
"it's just 15 minutes to a grown-up, but not to kids"
american gladiator still insists friends call him 'turbo'
nation's 30 fraudulent voters march on washington to restore voting rights act
5 of the most interesting restaurants in the world
penis enlargement pills tested on dog
hbo's martin luther king jr. film reveals his 'dark and dangerous' final years
bob dole picked off by large hawk circling arena parking lot
young afghans returning from europe face isolation and fear back home
suicide note surprisingly upbeat
teacher already accused of sex assault re-arrested
couple always like this
queen elizabeth announces success of monarchy's recent diversity initiative
returning parents can tell son had huge house fire over weekend
senator struggling to weigh interests of entire constituency against nothing
powerful 'his and hers' towel lobby stalls gay marriage legislation
frat guide includes freshman hotness scale to 'get you guys laid'
we'd like to get our hands on these stephen colbert 'col-bears'
last tuesday's elections gave progressive activists a much-needed morale boost
"a tale of kindergarten hardship, in one little boy's before-and-after photos"
psychic-phone-line customer used to be closed-minded just like her friends
department of 'homeland' urges all americans to watch this week's episode
rupaul comes under fire for comments about openly trans contestants on 'drag race'
area love knows only court-ordered bounds
"fearmongers, warmongers gather for annual mongering conference"
last cherry tomato in salad a wily little bastard
mitt romney reaches out to young voters with laser tag pizza party
creating is a drug
"after highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls"
the lost art of peeing in the shower
"most of the world thinks trump is an arrogant, intolerant, dangerous leader"
trump staffer grateful to work with so many people he could turn over to fbi in exchange for immunity
super fan attends screening of 'infinity war' dressed as marvel's vp of marketing
baffled dnc plant roy moore not sure what else he could have done to defame republican party
report: 40 percent of american high-school students mind-reading at sixth-grade level
death and mourning on the easter holiday
navy admiral thinks he's 'mr. important'
skier's sick run on dry terrain proves snow is for suckers
activist wet-t-shirt judge votes for girlfriend
fema recommends americans always have go-bag packed in case past finally catches up with them
study finds health benefits associated with seriously considering going vegetarian for a while now
what do kids need to know about race?
what to do about slums
tony randall secedes from union; declares himself independent nation of randalia
political' science: it's déja vu all over again
the long fight for justice
rihanna's low-cut red gown is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen
report: maid of honor not even that good of friends with bride
earth explodes
religious pamphlet sat on
listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast
greenspan just repeating detractors' criticisms in high-pitched girly voice
blue whale found dead on northern california beach likely struck by ship
"north korean military developing parade capable of traveling 5,000 miles"
donald trump uses fbi email announcement to attack hillary clinton in new ad
all those years shopping at independent bookstore wasted
the quiet global transformation of global development
should grandparents worry about their credit?
man somehow overcomes alcoholism without jesus
buzzfeed's 'try guys' tackle immigration and the results are emotional
"dear patricia arquette, who 'fought' for us"
subway sandwich emits noxious honey mustard spray as defense against predators
"after criticism, benjamin netanyahu defends planned speech to congress"
brian willams and the flip wilson defense
gaza rolls out the red carpet for film festival amid the ruins
isis and the g-41 world
john legend goes in chrissy teigen drag to reenact twitter feuds with trevor noah
local man pushed well within limits of human endurance
"thanks to kickstarter, thousands of endangered penguins will get new homes"
"report: majority of mothers would drop kids off at warehouse called 'fun zone' for hour of free time, no questions asked"
innocent man unrepentant
bush to sacrifice own life for good of nation
bill paxton learns of his revolutionary past on 'who do you think you are?'
thursday's morning email: government shutdown threat looms over border wall faceoff
snack scientists develop previously unthinkable capacity to stuff cheese inside itself
"viral photo captures incredible moment between police officer, homeless man"
top soccer official says trump presidency would hurt u.s. world cup bid
congress reaches compromise to admit district of columbia into union as slave state
"suspect in stockholm truck attack confesses to terrorist crime, lawyer says"
career-driven man beginning to worry entire identity no longer tied to job
kinko's patron pulls the old copy-key switcheroo
man doesn't get why people waste money on therapist when they could just emotionally crush girlfriend
surviving and thriving through adversity: a transgender bathroom and hiv love story
attorney says mississippi cop strangled unarmed black man to death
obama administration accused of violating constitutional rights of immigrant detainees
joan rivers died like she lived: shocking people
conservation program helps struggling rhinos adapt to modern ecosystem by retraining them as urban scavengers
chris penn's body double really letting self go
simpsons' creator on apu debate: 'people love to pretend they're offended'
lindsey buckingham goes his own way from fleetwood mac
dishwasher broke
unpopped kernels costing u.s. billions
trump calms nerves before inaugural address by reminding himself he's the only person who actually exists
tucker carlson challenges alexandria ocasio-cortez to a date
this is how celebrities spent their summer holidays
bush to iraqi militants: 'please stop bringing it on'
what a crew!' comments man on instagram photo of fucking backstabbing traitors who couldn't be bothered to invite him to margarita night
lindsey graham stays up all night running campaign ideas by toll-free telephone operator
trump's space adviser wants to toss nasa's climate research funding
michelle obama not so keen on president's new bangs
netanyahu vows to clog the rivers with skulls of his enemies in last-minute push to win over undecided voters
climate science on trial again
obama purchases ad space on side of mccain's bus
roseanne' taping repeatedly interrupted by reporters trying to interview members of white working class
sperm bank manager takes wealthy couple to secret back freezer where the real good stuff is stored
woman dots her 'i's with cute round marks
"d23's adam sanderson sees social media, digital technology as the smart way to grow disney's official fan club"
national archives clearly stored constitution in three-ring binder
this is what a perfect shot on goal looks like
location of newest mass shooting revealed
unpopular police officer thinking about committing racially motivated offense for a little support
report: you in the way of billiards game
cartoon peppers on menu a foreboding warning to all who would dare order spicy entrees
"guantanamo defense lawyers in 9/11 trial aren't under fbi investigation, doj tells court"
block of commercials charts the who's career arc
"linda brown, center of brown v. board of education, dies at 76"
"black mark on birth control manufacturer's record weighs in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces"
how to clean your grill with aluminum foil and some elbow grease
do i need to upgrade my health insurance during the open enrollment period?
pile of dirty clothes on bedroom floor starting to mix with pile of clean clothes on bedroom floor
pool noodle has another season in her
will the empire strike back? hopes and fears in the gop establishment.
members of twisted sister now willing to take it
elderly man spends quiet afternoon in national park feeding trout to eagles
what makes bill gates feel 'stupid'
"romney delivers stern warning to china, speaking directly into the camera in fluent mandarin"
man always makes sure to put phone on silent before misplacing it
mark zuckerberg admits he unsure why anyone still uses facebook
19 women who have a very complicated relationship with grills
10 of illinois' safest cities
extra-slanty italics introduced for extremely important words
new 'call of duty' career mode lets player join raytheon's board of directors after military service
nation shudders to think how mad nra would be if obama actually proposed meaningful gun control
queen elizabeth hoping she dies before having to knight any djs
royal baby spits up on great-grandmother
desperate 'time' magazine announces 'man of june'
"low-energy jeb,' whispers jeb bush sitting alone in dark watching televised trump speech"
parent mad 6-year-old didn't like peanuts special
five reasons to love fashion designer bibhu mohapatra
audience left wondering what happened after action film pans from character to shot of blood spattering against wall
aziz ansari pissed about accepting british award in person ... in la
sex scandal sinks klemke reelection bid
shell's arctic ambitions held up in seattle
"dad recounts amazing story of how, through quick thinking, he saved $4.27"
"if you don't think paul manafort can get trump elected, you don't know paul manafort"
indian country all too familiar with rachel dolezals of the world
kerry washington: being an artist 'doesn't mean i should have less of a voice'
leonardo dicaprio kisses bear before going up to receive oscar
historical archives: one may now toil from home
8 diy holiday gifts your friends will actually want
gop senators aren't ready to accept trump as their champion
"here's how washington, d.c. can drive innovation in education throughout the country—with no strings attached"
republican pick-up lines are about as creepy as you might imagine
reince priebus warns ethics chief to 'be careful'
the milestone i wasn't ready for
kelsea ballerini believes it's a new era for women in country music
kate mara: it's 'quite an honor' to play a female superhero
homeless man takes massive risk to save his dog
bird has big plans for cage
favorite stick brought inside
u.s. invades non-oil-rich nation to dispel criticism
trump complains about overly complicated controls needed to operate modern-day doors
the real point of going off the grid
lynx mom wrestling with her babies in the snow will warm your heart
chrissy teigen casually pays off woman's beauty school tuition
gated community interviews dozens for exclusive drug dealer position
new clinton memoir: 'we all made mistakes but you made most of them'
london opening ceremonies end with traditional lighting of olympic stadium
complete idiot forgot to shave area between mouth and nose
anna deavere smith on the 44th jefferson lecture and the search for american character
cdc warns once-eradicated jitterbug spreading across country at rate not seen since 1940s
"kindergartener's account of day at school passionate, incomprehensible"
fourth graders suspended after plotting to kill teacher with hand sanitizer
"joy reid: gop in bizarre mirror universe where clinton is guilty, trump is blameless"
report: smart car terrible for doughnuts
cost-cutting measures force company to start hiring more female employees
family excited to see dad making friends in new neighborhood
personal trainer has desk
woman accused of heinous sex crimes against 3-year-old and dog
sources: petraeus knew about affair for more than a year
"white roof, low energy"
"yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to 'say less'"
two cnn anchors are moving to new york
hillary 2016: her personal brand
rude guy unfortunately says something funny
report: more u.s. families living with multiple generations of xbox under one roof
man in political argument clearly just regurgitating monologue from 'henry v'
sean bean's role in 'game of thrones' was much bigger than you thought
price of gas rises to four expletives per gallon
red lobster offers new 'top hat full of shrimp' to attract wealthier customers
to the mom who feels unseen
dad straps baby to steering wheel and spins him around
cinnabon defends $800 million contract to manufacture pastries for saudi arabia
watch live: music producer jermaine dupri talks new show
cubans: new dictator doing it all wrong
pbs moderators spend first 10 minutes of debate asking candidates for fundraising advice
"friend moving apartments probably just going to rent u-haul, have nervous breakdown"
jeb bush: i embrace carbon reduction
end the international drug war to control the afghan narco-state
what it means to survive a hurricane
shirtless mike huckabee spends entire debate seated in rickety rocking chair
chiropractor scrambling to put vertebrae back in right order before end of session
next generation to take a pass on aerosmith
first nighter: two gentlemen of veronaon screens big and bold
greece hopes to conclude bailout talks this week
real-life scene filled with product placement
9 ways you're driving flight attendants insane
yoga: how we serve survivors of violence and toxic stress
nation celebrates awkward 'take your illegitimate daughter to work' day
zogby poll: john zogby coolest dude in america
5 brilliant tricks that make moving cheap
"would bernie sanders supporters take $200,000 from goldman sachs for a speech?"
bryan bishop talks outvets in boston's st. patrick's day parade and more (audio)
15 blog posts by latinos that got us talking in 2015
is facebook making us lonely?
natalie allen's gps guide for expressing gratitude before bed
here's how a landmark ruling on trans teens' rights could have a colossal impact on schools
two-year cellphone contracts are almost dead. here's everything you need to know
making your (wedding day) list and checking it twice
nia long: film and tv should look like the world we live in
tale of how woman started making earrings out of scrabble tiles even more spellbinding than anticipated
lil jon had to tell trump why calling him an 'uncle tom' was not ok
they wore it best: miami's most glam moments of 2014
apartment manager already knows to look out for tenant sending in minnie mouse checks
what should i do if an employee is a liar?
trump responds to supreme court abortion ruling
dianne feinstein wants nfl players accused of domestic violence to be benched
"hackers breached u.s. election agency after vote, according to security firm"
96-foot christmas tree goes up in flames
did the restaurant owner actually say that to a rabbi?
father doesn't understand teenage son's obsession with classic rock
you won't believe where this key got stuck
twitterverse trolls iphone x's new security feature with arya stark jokes
awkward tension mistaken for sexual tension
jindal: westboro baptist members who protest funerals face arrest
man who never missed 'ally mcbeal' back in the day joins trump legal team
candidate to accuse opponent of racism just to see what happens
the simpsons' predicted disney would buy fox nearly 20 years ago
john legend says it would take a gun to his head to vote for donald trump
will forte's gross beard test results will make you want to shave
why did corporate reformers overlook newark's children and families?
ellen finally meets that chicken nugget kid sabotaging her twitter record
family watches in silence as dad checks out waitress
report: 50% of heaven's population just assholes who begged for forgiveness at last second
what mom would have wanted evolving over course of funeral planning
disgusting couple always interacting in public
seth meyers rips jeff sessions for halting his donald trump party
huffpollster: voters overwhelmingly say losing candidates should concede
strength to power
car ride devoted to explaining what things will be different about grandma this visit
this quiz picks music and books based on your wine preferences
pope francis washes feet of phillie phanatic
state department releases more clinton emails
you can has cheezburger: a guide to potential cheeses and what toppings to pair them with
seventh-grade biology class grossed out at having to dissect horse
asians most likely to be charged for espionage in u.s.: report
biden working his way through scratch-off tickets during obama's swearing-in
"in malala's hometown, a young activist advocates for girls' education"
inside amazon: wrestling big ideas in a bruising workplace
fellow millennial voters: no one owes us a damn thing
wwi liturgy will atone for outbreak of 'the great war'
the 'gilmore girls' revival is best when it talks about grief
america thinks donald trump's debate performance was a catastrophe
area man purchases the devil's advocate on dvd for some reason
barbaric fifth grader gouges paper onto binder ring without so much as hole punch
governor approves 24-hour waiting period for women voters
the 8 most important lessons from my first year out of college
"would bernie sanders supporters take $200,000 from goldman sachs for a speech?"
mayor of phoenix apologizes for naming berlin germany of 1941 as sister city
obamacare premiums will be way higher next year. they didn't have to be.
"skydivers perfectly land slip 'n slide from 5,000 feet"
tommy lee jones tells jimmy fallon he doesn't want to play any of his little fucking games
people are freaking out over chris pine's hilariously weird lookalike
u.s. retakes top spot in annual 'party country' rankings
2018 is already off to a violent start
deadline for prior user to remove clothes from dryer extended 5 minutes
reagan's memory honored with sharp increase in federal budget deficit
little girl and husky puppy howl in a doggone cute duet
banksy exhibit inspires ex-drug addict to change his own life through art
police arrest mother of newborn found buried alive
tom brady's met gala outfit gets mocked from the sidelines
assad's forces take 'capital of revolution'
trump is a crook; house should start impeachment probe
overweight man receives 'lose weight fast' spam e-mail featuring his picture
103 uber drivers accused of sexually assaulting or abusing customers: cnn
how my non-verbal autistic son communicates using just google street view
architects of 2026 market crash just finished a highly productive lunch
alumni furious over high school's constant improvements
college encourages lively exchange of idea
new railway line to be built straight up your ass
aerobics show used for almost completely non-aerobic purpose
norah jones releases debut album for third time
"in first and only vote on trump's muslim ban, republicans fail the test"
austria and germany open borders to migrants offloaded by hungary
teen worried about friend who tried pot
campaign begins in arizona to make recreational marijuana legal
thriving 'onion' puts another print edition out of business
oregon's new travel video may inspire acid trips more than vacations
podcast: students say 'we don't want to become robots'
higher ed lobby quietly joins for-profit schools to roll back tighter rules
"researchers say that first warning sign of alcoholism generally driving over curb, plowing through fire hydrant, and crashing into aquarium"
protests continue for stephon clark on martin luther king jr.'s death anniversary
north korean prisoners temporarily put into american detention camp to help ease shock of return
devotees visit ihop to get foreheads marked with syrup cross on national pancake day
bride gives dying father the best gift a daughter could give
god's gift to women returned
person of interest detained after california mosque 'firebombed'
complete idiot still thinks brittany murphy dating jeff kwatinetz
house lawmakers brainstorming some good things to say about poor people before meeting pope francis
drone that destroyed wrong target casually flying away like nothing even happened
"newtown shooter may have had interest in pedophilia, fbi reveals"
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report: ground still least desirable surface for breaking fall
"for a first-time marathoner, there's strength in numbers"
local sea cow tired of all the lies
when spirituality and entrepreneurship overlap
iran promises to end nuclear program in exchange for detailed diagram of atomic bomb
"nbc relocates 'nightly news' to trump tower, for a night"
first day of school photos a chance to see how much cousin's kids are chunking out this year
grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home 'random men' since dad died
miss america called before u.n. council for not promoting enough world peace
stripper failing school she's working self through
ben carson bizarrely attacks cnn host in hostile interview
media stumped on how to handle missing mixed-race woman
"dear high school teacher who tried to discourage me from applying to ucla, i'm a bruin now!"
how to find the right haircut for your face shape
the 8 most important lessons from my first year out of college
sunday meal prep: 5 healthy recipes that'll kick next week's butt
postmodern architect unveils 7-story found-art object
bernie sanders is 'cautiously optimistic' about pulling off an iowa upset
"on the future of wagnerism, part 8:  macon, georgia, the road leads back to you"
"grandma still swallowing okay, grandpa reports"
hillary clinton steals the show with pitch-perfect cameo in 'song for women 2017'
donald trump wouldn't have had the ready cash to self-finance entire campaign — analysis
trump lawyer sends cease-and-desist letter to steve bannon
ricky gervais stands up for truth in the age of fake news
huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 25
donald trump will not get his son-in-law's newspaper's endorsement
john kerry's hot mic reaction to gaza: 'hell of a pinpoint operation'
navy frogmen recover clinton's head
ryan reynolds wished his brother a happy birthday the only way he knows how
report: more television viewers becoming desensitized to drama
prescription bottle recommends taking 10 tablets if you really want to fly
the definitive international guide to tipping
norah jones releases debut album for third time
this 'ouija' parody is so perfect it's scary
world-eating leviathan awoken from 500-million-year slumber in martian underground lake after feeling sonar disturbance
susan g. komen president achieves total breast cancer awareness during 3-day ayahuasca retreat
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i-90 adds lane for drivers traveling cross-country to stop woman from marrying wrong man
"woman admits stealing cop car, speeding off while handcuffed"
guinness world records promotes man who can lift 27 pounds with tongue to editor-in-chief
area man would put that meeting in his top 5 all time
larry flynt wins right to pursue missouri execution records
marcus mariota featured in inspiring beats by dre ad
this startup wants to make overpaying for a tiny nyc bedroom seem cool
"man calls 911 when he runs out of rolling papers, police say"
climate science on trial again
the 'here comes honey boo boo' scandal: mama june speaks out
psychiatrists deeply concerned for 5% of americans who approve of congress
"why i still love santa, even if he is getting all the credit for my hardwork"
did trump intend to fire fbi director james comey all along?
doctor asks new mother if she'd like to keep newborn's exoskeleton
13 dead from unexplained illness in liberia
argument about capital of australia occurs 10 feet from encyclopedia
declassified documents detail 9/11 commission's inquiry into saudi arabia
man with 3 kids going to make great father someday
toyota launches 'back to the future'-themed ad campaign
broke dad makes son playstation 2 for christmas
gary busey nearly drowns recovering pork chop from swimming pool
"a pissing contest, with nukes"
"sociologists confirm emergence of generation more entitled, self-absorbed than any seen before"
is it time to level the playing field for college athletes?
why i took my baby to #millionsmarchsf
the anti-gay right can't run forever from its history of bigotry
heroic broken sewage pipe floods congress with human waste
man returning from vacation settles on single concise anecdote he'll tell everyone who asks
"christmas, grief, and moving forward after an alzheimer's diagnosis"
bill maher jokes about what donald trump will really be doing on his asia trip
secret police enforce mourning of deng xiaoping
female entrepreneur : karen quinones
triumph of human engineering slept through
greece rescues hundreds of migrants from sinking ship off crete
this new federal law will change foster care as we know it
"lightning bolt blasts washington monument as mike pence, pete buttigieg locked in battle of prayers on national mall"
trump again proves his claim about waiting for 'facts' after charlottesville was garbage
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 15
area man patiently waiting for humiliating email to cycle off first page
jenny mccarthy lured to fox network by bright light
"bye bye american airlines, bye"
man checks to make sure no one home before recording song into laptop
purdue university erases video of nsa surveillance speech to obey government censorship rules
report: friend's apartment not nice enough to be asking people to take off shoes
jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal
study: 38 percent of people not actually entitled to their opinion
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vatican county fair sets record for world's largest communion wafer
housekeeper too busy to be sassy
real-life michelin man dies at 87
3 simple steps to take back control of your business day
investigation confirms nbc management had no knowledge of misconduct in matt lauer's network-sanctioned sex dungeon
17 pieces of feminist jewelry that'll show you're a nasty woman
report: still hasn't been long enough to open restaurant called bin laden's
teens spend wild spring break in d.c. begging lawmakers for their lives
plant dead because of you
vice presidential handlers lure cheney into traveling crate
7 things powerful people don't do
pregnant kelly rowland glows in form-fitting gown
community rallies to save eyesore
central african republic and its neglected tropical diseases
how to regrow vegetables from nothing more than kitchen scraps
the new new net neutrality
"science strikes back: the power of data in the face of ""alternative facts"""
scientists probably discover a new species of frog
community vastly improved by tv station's caring
"american airlines, us airways merge to form world's largest inconvenience"
can sportswear make sustainability cool?
santa claus tells stephen colbert why he voted for donald trump
area man asked to shoot janice an e-mail
new department of agriculture study finds 85% of u.s. farmers woefully kicking at dirt
chicago's top prosecutor will not try the officer who killed laquan mcdonald
a guide to how much butter is in your favorite baked goods
jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast
devin nunes vows to 'never' reveal source of surveillance claims
"trump, putin hold first joint press crackdown"
high-culture wars heat up over controversial new opera
freshman asks new roommate not to hide masturbation from him
nba free agency winners and losers
policewoman flashed more than her badge at cop conference: report
"dear white people' cast, crew honor jordan edwards with scholarship fund"
obama orders flags at half-staff to honor victims of oregon shooting
secretary of transportation spends 3 hours cleaning up wikipedia page on roundabouts
"report: you're supposed to tip supermarket cashiers, you son of a bitch"
11 tales of struggle and self-discovery
romney appeals to hispanic voters for return of watch he left on dresser
rand paul's campaign website misspelled 'education'
humane society volunteer spends whole adoption meeting trying to sell family on sicker cat
china is forcing muslim children to abandon 'overly religious' names
the black friday and cyber monday travel deals to book asap
squirrel who really chunked out unable to look neighborhood residents in eye
joe biden has strong words for betsy devos after her title ix announcement
green party official caught embezzling campaign funds for dime bag
scientists isolate gene simmons
kerry washington: we shouldn't have to give up our seats at the table for others' bad behavior
family mercifully pulling plug on grandfather unaware they sending him directly to hell
here's why women shouldn't be afraid to ask for a raise
kevin hart wore 'all black for a reason' at the oscars
an open letter to my 3 extraordinary brown girls
j.j. abrams admits 'alias' execs doubted jennifer garner's hotness
pigeon that flew down into subway going to need all his wits to get out of this one
recently mugged friend a racist all of a sudden
"no, not trump, not ever"
delta airlines counter agent assures man he will never see his family again
tumbleweed of pubes rolls through desolate dorm bathroom
"it's election season, but where are the lawn signs?"
5 tips for creating a beautiful product roadmap
scientists confirm there's nothing but misinformation on anti-vax sites
diary of anne frank' found in attic
whale expert measures everything in elephants
man hammers 38 nails with his skull in pursuit of world record
man practices haircut request before heading to barber
mom scanning menu finds 'pan-seared diver scallops' faster than speed of light
watch: mama weasel won't let teeny baby fall behind
american medical association introduces new highly effective placebo doctors
read the list of important issues this 7-year-old sent to elected officials
bunch of hick nobodies sue for toxic-waste exposure
police say conditions too nippy to rescue missing hiker
popsicle reintroduces beloved 'plain' flavor
labor secretary horrified to learn some americans working jobs they do not truly enjoy
j.d. vance: republican presidential nominee in 2032?
sales of ivanka trump products surged last month
toddler shits her way through 3rd halloween costume of night
tonight's dnc program to be just 3 hours of osama bin laden's blown-off face projected onto screen
historical archives: immoral woodcut discovered in hay loft
postal service unveils new line of stamps honoring americans who still use postal service
new bill would shed daylight on schools under investigation for sexual violence
gap years: are they effective for students?
the single greatest threat to our national security is donald trump
9 brands with sexy spokesmodels over 50
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suborbital ballistic-propulsion engineer not exactly a rocket scientist
no clear winner in feces-throwing conflict
madd psa clarifies it's okay to drive drunk if it'll be big pain to get car tomorrow
jay z hopes kalief browder's story will 'save a lot of lives'
this cruise ship from hell will make you wish you'd gone on a road trip
tokyo adds 100-story toadstool to skyline
second hour in fabric store nearly kills eight-year-old
"3 ways to make positive, lasting changes in the new year"
are you shamelessly self promoting?
"facebook informs data leak victims whether they need to burn down house, cut off fingerprints, start anew"
mugger can't believe crap victim has on mp3 player
poll workers overhear biden repeating phrase 'banged her' while reading names on ballot
watch the moving lesbian storyline that got cut from 'love actually'
amber tamblyn's haunting poems illuminate the lives of dead actresses
baron hill is running for senate. will he run clean?
ruling galaxies but not countries: new research on women in film
treasure hunters discover wreck of 18th-century carnival cruise ship
"maybe ""billionnaire"" should mean helping 1 billion people instead of making $1 billion"
seasonal depression to take over for chronic depression for a few months
is disability in?
donald trump names rex tillerson secretary of state
vacationing family visits world's biggest asshole
watch: pearl jam randomly break out into 'let it go' in italy
south carolina gov. nikki haley to endorse marco rubio
mount holyoke commencement speaker thanks activists for their 'disruption'
shocked vladimir putin slowly realizing he didn't conspire with trump campaign
integrating roma into europe's future: change must come from within
juul unveils sleek new e-smoker
"mad men: ""the forecast"" is mixed"
mccain gives up jcpenney catalog-modeling job
woman who claims book changed her life has not changed
clinton appoints very special cabinet member
china slaughters population to control flu outbreak
"news roundup for july 10, 2017"
creepy real estate listing really talking up size of crawlspaces
madonna just held a surprise concert in nyc to support hillary clinton
time-traveling hillary clinton warns self to do everything in exact same way
baha'i prayer and quotes about america
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the epiphany in all of us
drunk guy knows all the lyrics to this song
bar mitzvah marks local boy's passage into materialism
poisoned daughter of russian spy released from hospital
mike pence won't explain donald trump's stance on deportations
embarrassed library of congress can't believe some of the albums it used to be into
winchester unveils new 9mm stray bullet guaranteed to hit innocent bystanders
paul hogan keeps pitching crocodile dundee saturday-morning cartoon
"all-female skate crew challenges patriarchy, gentrification in nyc"
delisting the grizzly bear...or not
demoralized jeb bush succumbs to new hampshire heroin epidemic
47 weak-willed senators bend to interests of powerful american people
area man too deep into haircut to start talking to barber now
donald trump to bring adviser with russia ties to classified briefing
paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion
food insecurity and inactivity are driving the obesity epidemic
man with shitty job just doing this until he gets fired
pence relaxes onstage by imagining entire debate audience burning in hell
we can't believe this red rock canyon tree exists on planet earth
democrats call for convincing amount of condemnation for al franken
the one thing you never want to hear tim gunn say about your outfit
doug jones thanks child bride during victory speech
company's employees spend entire day touching base
man arriving late forced to use excuse he was saving for leaving early
ryan lochte now changing account of events going back years before robbery
really hip 90-year-old figures he has every right to torrent glenn miller's 'in the mood'
satan depressed all weekend after man opts out of casino trip
report: majority of statements now prefaced by phrase 'in light of recent events'
leaked report: jerusalem at boiling point
the robot apocalypse is looking pretty damn funky in new boston dynamics video
thieves make off with museum's most valuable docents
trump claims waterboarding doesn't come close to the excruciating torment he experiences at every moment
area woman's safety net braces for another impact
"clint dempsey talks world cup, jurgen klinsmann and the pressures facing team usa"
physics t.a. not born in u.s.
everyone on campus afraid of that one bar
santa claus tells stephen colbert why he voted for donald trump
mueller reveals russia investigation just elaborate sting to nail clinton child sex-slavery ring
j balvin to receive vision award at 2016 hispanic heritage awards
the best low-calorie mixers to use now
let's preview the nfl playoffs!
the gun doesn't have to go off for it to be a hate crime
report: anxiety disorders induced by trump presidency not covered under gop health bill
fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe
woman ejected from bed in cracker-eating incident
coming out again!
high school students protest racist language by staging a walkout
ap reporter in gaza needs another term for 'blood-soaked'
dick masturbates in tickle creek: cops
you have to love yourself first
"anti-vaxxers, climate deniers and fear in the age of uncertainty"
local bull dreams of traveling to spain for running of the bulls
boehner resignation leaves massive leadership vacuum in congress intact
j. k. rowling magically trolls donald trump for tweeting in the third person
opposition calls for turkish vote annulment after erdogan wins powers
"uh oh, one of samsung's replacement phones caught fire on an airplane"
ex-marine says this rain nothing
from walls to wheels: driving art in high gear
prima donna surgeon storms out of half-full operating theater
"area woman slams down phone, waits for it to ring"
jill zarin saw ramona singer's divorce 'coming from a mile away'
barack obama is fourth president to put americans at risk in iraq: let those threatened by the islamic state fight it
retirement savings actually fell over the past year
ramadan: religious fervor taken over by media capitalists?
"come to listen, mr. president"
"that's fine, area girlfriend to see 'anna karenina' when visiting mom over christmas"
grandmother can't believe they let people with tattoos on price is right
two new burger king sandwiches negate each other
poor attendance at intervention a real wake-up call
local audience deemed 'great'
school for the blind has huge empty grass field out front
the quiet global transformation of global development
seedless watermelon coming to grips with fact it'll never be able to have kids
horrifying police body camera footage clearly shows current state of america
building collapse after torrential rains kills at least 21 in mumbai
study finds women who want abortions are often given misleading information
olivia munn and aaron rodgers prove they're huge 'star wars' nerds
one intern way older
mtv movie awards snubs director jonas mekas yet again
condo board member thinks bylaw cover-up might go all the way to deb
attempt to meet different types of people thwarted by partygoer who also watches 'friday night lights'
rising income inequality causing wealthy americans to take on second sailboat
engineers still unable to produce styrofoam cup without little center nub sticking out from bottom
the unsolved tupac and notorious b.i.g. murders to be the focus of new true crime series
dear sleep-deprived mama
justin theroux says jimmy kimmel 'cried a little bit' at his wedding
"new details emerge in forgotten murder that snared attorney, highway patrolmen"
here's how obama pulled off a surprise trip to afghanistan
beyoncé begins painful surgical transformation to prepare for role in live-action 'lion king' remake
college still looking for absolute saddest place on campus to hold transfer student orientation
senators lured back to emergency session by promise of free pizza
kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day
"new report finds adult film star may have paid over $130,000 to cover up sexual encounter with trump"
another gop tax plan for captains
ohio state begins scouting for next scandal
god excited about first trip to japan
lawmaker who wants confederate monuments removed gets anonymous racist threat
progressive book club kicks off with elizabeth warren's new book
joe paterno's name to remain on joe paterno center for covering up sexual abuse
here's yet another way to get paid to travel this summer
"sick of light pollution? head to a national park, study says."
"mike pence criticizes venezuela's use of torture, starvation on non-homosexual citizens"
gop official says 'no offense' after suggesting women should be paid less
"melting permafrost endangers greenland and releases harmful, disease-causing bacteria"
super bowl 2015: to cheat or not to cheat
theater community receives death threats following 'julius caesar' controversy
inclement weather prevents liar from getting to work
sasha obama orders secret service agent to stop squirming during makeover
"trademarks show amazon has sights on meal-kits, 'single cow burgers' and other fast food options"
ucla to launch taskforce into campus shooting
"after 10 years, here's why i'm over online dating"
orlando survivor angel colon takes first steps by himself since tragedy
mom spends beach vacation assuming all household duties in closer proximity to ocean
palestinian shot dead after stabbing israeli trooper
dallas politician tells nra to get lost unless it's ready to talk reform
conscious uncoupling is wimping out' and 14 other life lessons
judge blocks federal government from enforcing transgender guidance in schools nationwide
viagra giving hope to thousands of struggling stand-up comedians
sony unveils matte-black box of red and green lights
are you the artist...or the masterpiece?
isis used chemical weapons in syria: monitor
economists advise nation's poor to invent the next facebook
syrian electronic army has a little fun before inevitable upcoming deaths at hands of rebels
"mtv promotes, airs, condemns controversial new video"
man needs emotional support only a woman can feign
north korea says it's ready for war with massive military parade
mikhail gorbachev says nato is escalating cold war with russia 'into a hot one'
nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs
sepp blatter faces 90-day suspension from fifa
democrats want to make sure trump sees the faces of those hurt by his travel ban
cdc study finds decrease in oral sex among teens when researchers are observing
disappointed couple on 8-month waitlist to get married at pentagon
toothbrush melts into oblivion in surprisingly hypnotic video
what about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'?
david duchovny dishes on the upcoming 'x-files' miniseries
sleepy baby elephant picks one awful napping spot
even prison officials want to curb solitary confinement
the $25 skin cream our beauty editor loves
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one hint about how to form a new habit (don't overthink it)
"internet crashes as billions of people go online to purchase the onion's latest book, 'the trump leaks'"
pool cues go unused in disappointing bar fight
area man doesn't look jewish
this streaming site wants to be the netflix of indie festival films
world's largest polluters set to meet by rising sea. will climate come up?
egypt sentences 17 people to jail for practicing homosexuality
picture of iphone used as iphone wallpaper
study finds first life forms migrated to earth via interplanetary land bridge
disturbing new ad reveals the future of the gop under trump
the dangers behind teen texting and driving
this unreleased britney spears song is all kinds of sultry
report: it would probably be nice having friends
divest or double down?
library of congress completes destruction of 70 million works deemed culturally insignificant
alcoholic kindergarten teacher stretches naptime to three hours
guy eating pistachios and watching 'sniper' doesn't seem to be part of haunted house
loretta lynch: spike in anti-muslim hate crimes is a 'stain on our nation's very soul'
nation healed by awesome sports highlight
indianapolis sports reporter pours his little heart out in peyton manning retirement column
the forest that fights climate change
graffiti artist no longer putting his heart in it
this love story will make every scrabble nerd's heart flutter
"as trump kills daca, bannon's breitbart celebrates a major policy win"
wisconsin has crush on minnesota
siri calls 911 for teen pinned under fallen truck
date rapist tossing his mortarboard into air 3 rows in front of you
why this father feeds his son freakish fruit and vegetables
mike pence horrified by d.c. cherry trees flagrantly displaying reproductive organs
what if they held an anti-immigrant party and nobody came?
"in attempt to jump-start economy, obama declares tuesdays ladies' night"
dallas' revival to feature elderly j.r. begging to be shot
subconscious can't wait to turn offhand remark from boss into dream about drowning horse
11 women revisit the places they experienced street harassment
last minute of man's sexual prime expires during routine visit to dry cleaner
man intensely public
netflix gently reminds 'arrested development' fans that new episodes of the show won't actually solve world's problems
democrats express outrage as gop tax cuts inch closer to completion
"barneys pays $525,000 to settle allegations of racial profiling"
alcohol goes right back to abuser every time
bugaboo stroller's 'unrealistic' ad causes controversy
"increasingly obsessed robert mueller forces wife to dye hair blond, dress like ivanka"
slushing in utah at the end of ski season
man approaches box of powdered doughnuts like snake discovering unguarded clutch of bird eggs
heaven slides to sixth place in annual quality of afterlife rankings
panicking flu swears it didn't mean to kill old lady
insiders blame rove for covering up iraq's real wmd
umpqua community college wasn't exactly a 'gun-free zone'
fridge magnet pushed to limits
why is the cuomo administration automatically deleting state employees' emails?
couple excited to start planning wedding expenses
english teacher on first date in ages lets dangling modifier slide
two big tobacco companies want to merge
pizza slice only has one pepperoni
lawyers separate mary-kate & ashley olsen in 17-hour procedure
area man lies awake at night worrying about toner cartridges
liquor's neon coloring likely good measure of its excellence
proud business owner tapes first customer to wall
trump lawyers dish on russia probe at steakhouse as nyt reporter listens in
guantánamo detainee ruled not mentally fit to testify about psychological torture
"the future of driving, in one provocative chart"
nation's deans meet to discuss problem of college girls going wild
nation's nutritionists confirm mini versions of food nummier
"department of interior sets aside 50,000 acres of federal land for anonymous sexual encounters"
area man totally blows his chance to see 'exodus: gods and kings' in theaters
checked-out drill sergeant just calling every cadet a chowderhead
fans erupt over fate of elias koteas' olinsky on 'chicago p.d.'
batman v. superman' promotion urges filmgoers to just get this over with
underfunded school lacks resources to calculate student-to-teacher ratio
man read somewhere they proved thing he just made up
a post-election prescription: environmentalism without borders
colbert mocks 'kellyanne kanye' for his bizarre pro-trump tweetstorm
man could see himself spending rest of life with image of woman in head
hillary clinton cruises to easy win in arkansas primary
superstitious man puts bag of trash outside house every thursday
the bin ladens: a saudi bellwether
mark cuban got it right about stereotypes
nbc on olympics coverage: 'sorry we didn't alter the laws of space and time to accommodate people's schedules'
walmart limits opioid prescriptions in bid to curb epidemic
panicked studio delays 'man of steel' to get more shots of people looking up in awe
hillary clinton wins massachusetts' democratic primary
see the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook
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transplanting marijuana: myth to mainstream america
business gains are doubled when they're done with love
"experts recommend breaking down crushing defeats into smaller, more manageable failures"
"teary-eyed student loan officers proudly watch as $200,000 asset graduates from college"
disappointed in 'silence': proud of my domestic ignatians
why i'm choosing to move to nyc
trump goes back to original immigration position with second 180 flip
home depot employee can tell this customer's first attempt at pipe bomb
area man thinking about getting one of those all-body scans
"trump campaign manager faces new allegations of pushing, sexually suggestive comments"
never to be forgotten - a year on from chibok
"to breast or bottle feed, a woman's choice: let's please stop judging!"
the clinton campaign is in 'the barrel.' they have a plan to get out.
donald trump opponents' path to victory is dark and full of terrors
comedian releases song to find her own rachel maddow
you might be using these popular words all wrong
"cnn anchors speechless after guest goes on long, coherent thought"
boyfriend not to be trusted with netflix queue
"mueller annoyed by chipper, overeager adam schiff constantly sending him evidence he's already uncovered"
the health care fight is driving more democrats to run for office
area man hurt
is there such a thing as 'too much' coffee?
"dear baby boomers, step aside"
game-changing plays from week 3 in the nfl
scottish independence: proudly small or proudly together?
senate intelligence committee confirms from testimony that donald trump jr. has no knowledge
unsold google glass units to be donated to assholes in africa
"serial killer remembers neighbors as quiet, unsuspecting"
report: nothing stopping you from deleting your facebook account right now
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
michael avenatti warns michael cohen: i still have more documents to release
hamilton brouhaha
roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful'
romney stares uncomprehendingly at $1 bill
olympic speed skater thinking about maybe taking out the garbage
omarosa turns on trump: wouldn't vote for him again 'in a million years'
why you shouldn't freak out if your waist is bigger than 35 inches
florida man who landed gyrocopter at u.s. capitol rejects plea deals
russian-iranian arms sale: repercussions of the nuclear talks
teen reports saturday night live has sucked since chris kattan left
how to read a bad book by a great author
report: media coverage of bear attacks may be biased
article about one world trade center building includes paragraph explaining 9/11
postal service: 'and wait until you cocksuckers see what we do with wednesdays'
mike boggs' record catches up to him
alec and hilaria baldwin's pregnancy announcement is adorable
amy schumer makes it official with her new chef boyfriend
here's what you should know about that secret seychelles meeting
"elderly dog can already tell owner doesn't think she's worth $3,000 gallstone surgery"
army veteran faces 120-year sentence for firing 2 shots into air
watch samantha bee decimate state officials who trash rape kits
restrictive north carolina voting law is dead after supreme court refuses to review it
martin o'malley aims to set the bar on criminal justice with comprehensive reform plan
"pope francis: 'jesus—i get molesting kids, but nuns too?'"
democratic response to trump speech highlights party's struggle moving forward
man pushing self to point of effort
a frequent flighter's tips for drinking wine responsibly
watch: carl reiner professes his love for tina fey: 'she's still sexy'
blindfolded panetta shipped to kabul in hilarious cia hazing ritual
greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'
americans aren't always as divided on gun control as it seems
new school shooter drill includes practicing pleas to lawmakers to do something about this
45 million gallons of crude blood lost in red cross pipeline rupture
john oliver has a heartfelt message for orlando
praise 'the jesus': a 'big lebowski' spinoff is reportedly in the works
historians discover thomas jefferson may have secretly fathered multiple other countries
"routine, affordable medical procedure put off another year"
ron paul supporter likes the way paul tells it like it has no chance of being
local man casually mentions upcoming birthday
banners at old dominion university declare students' house a 'freshman daughter drop off' site
black and decker introduces new 72-inch tree whacker
you may not have noticed but there were almost no latino films in 2015
we have no idea how many latinos get arrested or imprisoned in the u.s.
seth meyers calls out al franken for 'horrifying' groping photo
"i was, but now i am"
palestinian journalist killed in israel-gaza protests
"what really happens when you're infected with measles, in one chart"
"lone, weak bystander targeted by pack of female friends who want their picture taken"
kinko's patron pulls the old copy-key switcheroo
creature that craps in box too fancy for dry food
important piece of paper tragically smudged with breadstick grease
pope francis warns of 'dangerous' alliance between u.s. and russia
"j.lo and a-rod will each donate $25,000 to hurricane harvey victims"
el chapecoense y el piloto boliviano.
5 viruses that are scarier than ebola
local oafs to spawn
praying mantis hesitantly agrees to try girlfriend's sexual fantasy of eating his head during intercourse
retired security guard pens open letter to colin kaepernick about national anthem
local man's fear of snakes increases with each snakebite
this poet doesn't care if you're tired of hearing about race
cecily strong responds to 'weekend update' change
tom clancy treated like he's some kind of terrorism expert
report: sky normal today
scientific proof that having a squad makes life less painful
delusional man somehow thinks he's going to get oscar nomination
pope francis rides into st. peter's square on giant glowing lamb for easter mass
former google engineer james damore takes refuge among the alt-right
"russian plane broke up at high altitude, official says"
regal cinemas suddenly realizes it's been playing 'love and other drugs' for two years
pepsico marketing mix-up results in $300 million lemon-lime doritos campaign
undocumented student who posted viral tax form selfie asks trump for his receipts
why shopping doesn't solve problems in the fashion industry
bashar al-assad tries tiny bit of sarin gas on self to see what it's like
robed mark warner infiltrates secret torchlit ahca ceremony deep in woods behind capitol
study finds earth's animals one giant creature before breaking apart millions of years ago
area man loses all control of face while thinking
scotland more relaxed when sean connery is away
"nike ceo blasts trump executive order targeting muslims, refugees"
meditation in the menopause
ghostwriter taking a few creative liberties with paul reiser's life
museum proudly exhibits picasso shitty enough to be in kansas city
small town beginning to wonder what taking heroin epidemic so long to get there
panicked donald trump jr. tries to cover up contact with wikileaks by deleting firefox icon from desktop
birdman' may have just locked up best picture
area man has no idea where to get envelope
obama slips 'hope' into speech for the fans
are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell.
dressing room curtain tested for vulnerabilities
"experts say earliest warning signs of mental health issues usually crossing eyes while dribbling finger on lips, saying 'cuckoo, cuckoo'"
report: cost of raising neglected children still low as ever
cubs fans caught in time loop now that 'next year' is in the past
scott walker issues executive order allowing national guard members to carry weapons
if you've ever been told you're too sensitive...
report: rest of pottery class knows each other from previous pottery class
cookie johnson reveals what led to a secret 2-week separation from magic johnson
mother provides adult son with list of questions to ask doctor
al-qaeda: latest missile attack bears hallmarks of u.s. military
midterms predicted to have largest voter in decades
the amazing things that happened when i started yoga at 85
who's afraid to think?
how to survive the senior year stressfest
grandma pulls pudding roll-ups from recesses of cupboard
meet 10 inspiring people over 50 giving back to the world
local dad gets this show on the road
bob dylan digitally remastered
the presidential debates should model themselves after 'pti' — for democracy
the vitriol displayed toward colin kaepernick is simply un-american
ftc chief downplays how many students devry allegedly defrauded
frustrated nation out of ideas to solve gun violence problem except for all the obvious ones
voters excited to use midterms to put country back on different wrong track
area man thanked for playing
senate republicans just killed their health care bill again
nra publishes tips for staying safe while committing a mass shooting
rhea maceris' gps guide on feeling empowered
senate republicans just killed their health care bill again
17-year cicadas horrified to learn about 9/11
"college graduate first person in family to waste $160,000"
10 super chic holiday party ideas you'll wish you thought of first
el salvador upholds three-decade prison term for woman who suffered stillbirth
another way companies make it harder for new mothers
west virginia celebrates as 32 die in non-mining-related accident
mother considers son 'quite the little casanova'
is your outdated career map leading you astray?
makeup do's and i prefer you don'ts
dead hamster feels its life has been properly honored by shoebox coffin
houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control
academy awards viewership hit a record low this year
"could've been me,' grumbles merrick garland watching gorsuch hearings at bar with fellow highway maintenance workers"
danny elfman on the ups and downs of his relationship with tim burton
do college students care more about mental health than administrators?
when the detainee is american . . .
monsanto develops hardier strain of corn that yields 4 times normal litigation
"ice cube is co-writing, starring in a genre-crossing 'oliver twist' musical"
aaron rodgers finally breaks his silence on 'bachelorette' brother
450-pound man didn't go to doctor for a lecture
baltimore pigeons shocked to find beloved shitting statues gone
buchanan reveals thousands of americans made in china
the corruption beneath cuomo's casino push
maybelline introduces line of injectable makeup to enhance appearance of internal organs
the world war ii-era women who broke up the disney boys' club
this horror movie trailer is a spooky way to announce a pregnancy
audubon society revokes black-capped chickadee's membership after species fails to pay dues
iowa restaurant patron can remember every breakfast ruined by presidential candidates
shareware fee paid
house republicans drop efforts to gut ethics watchdog after onslaught of criticism
employee executes daring 3:30 p.m. escape from office
white house just gave a terrible defense of trump's refugee ban
crucial steps to healthy hospital stays
donald trump's latest attempt to repeal obamacare makes seth meyers sick
area dad saw a great show on bigfoot last night
san juan mayor slams feds' response to puerto rico: 'get your ass moving'
son attempts to cultivate parents' interest in better movies
seven-year-old told to take it like a man
trump brings back 'pocahontas' slur of elizabeth warren at event for native american veterans
insufferable man utters words 'craft beer movement'
these kids' portraits of the trump administration should hang in a gallery
stranger things 2' creators say keen viewers will notice twinge of disappointment hidden in every scene
scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine'
the middle class is so christmas past
"for freelancers, growing opportunity and risk"
conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate
"bee stuck between screen door, front door going fucking nuts"
obama currently being chased in background of secret service hearing
senator forms subcommittee for the watching of lost
new urban visor blocks out the poor
sunday roundup
it impossible to tell what sounds will freak out cat
marvel shares first look at netflix's 'daredevil'
breitbart fires reporter over her islamophobic tweets post-london attack
man jailed for social security scam set up by late father in 1945
publicist confirms komodo dragon from 'skyfall' pregnant
indian-american couple's accent makes fight adorable
suicide hotline operator talking to ex-boyfriend again
area man asked to shoot janice an e-mail
artists announce they've found all the beauty they can in urban decay
marvel salutes hip-hop with 50 variant covers paying homage to classic albums covers
scientists genetically engineer lab rat predisposed to think anything wrong with it might be cancer
3 top officials leave epa amid scott pruitt scandals
god admits he never created gerbils
lady gaga kidnaps commissioner gordon
waiting-room copy of people brings area man up to speed on paris hilton
depressed nation really did not think it would take them this long to get over death of jack klugman
mariah carey reveals her bipolar ii diagnosis in candid interview
sesame street mourns death of original letter k
"mexico's no. 1 baja beach resort: the villa del palmar, south of loreto"
"reforming college debt, part i: the problem"
"stress and performance anxiety, part 2"
hhs secretary tom price says 'nobody will be worse off financially' under obamacare repeal
"with a trump presidency hanging in the balance, latino groups push for historic turnout"
"in major gaffe, obama forgets to dumb it down"
proud son posts pic of folks who graduated college after addiction
drought-ravaged nyc institutes alternate-side-of-street firefighting
one of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace
wow: erykah badu shares steamy sex tips
nation's creepy middle school gym teachers also come out in favor of circumcision
a quick reminder that sexual assault is not about lust -- it's about power and control
condo board member thinks bylaw cover-up might go all the way to deb
pool noodle has another season in her
a great read for a new year
franchesca ramsey's retirement home for trump fans is brilliant
richard grieco's star power inadvertently donated to goodwill
designers opt to stick with last year's fashions
modern-day caligula orders everything bagel
katie holmes catches the train at penn station in a ballgown
rick gates fondly recalls manafort finding him as hapless street urchin and teaching him how to pickpocket
i love wikileaks!': trump's acceptance of russian help hides in plain sight
thursday's morning email: the obamacare repeal comes down to these three senators
obama kicks off 2015 with shave ice in hawaii
reason man turning to religion later in life must be horrifying
morgan freeman's snapchat fail is hilariously perfect
isis fighter dreading smug looks from hometown friends who told him caliphate sounded like dumb idea
republicans face some last-minute doubts on tax proposal
rex tillerson blindsided by news he still worked for state department
6 amazing lessons i learned about manhood from my grandpa
donald trump looks to newtown shooting truther for help winning florida
hollywood announces plan to remake jimmy stewart
european vacation -- in philadelphia!
satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is
baseball's new rules are even sillier than we thought
morley safer can't remember if he left stopwatch running after locking up '60 minutes' studio
this is what it's like to be gay in iran
india's cabinet members lose handily
smoke detector saves family from buying new batteries for remote
chinese new year is a boom time for fake girlfriends
study: human ability to cooperate most strongly exhibited when ordering pizza
david lee roth might as well jump
stunned family watches as grandmother wolfs down sandwich in 33 minutes
why i'm buying a house without a family to put in it
how donald trump created the worst week any candidate's ever had
study: average person's enjoyment of vacation drops 36% for each additional family member present
marketing scientists successfully map the human heartstrings
new tandem mobility scooter released
i refuse to put your teen on a diet
trump's daca decision turns its back on our nation's principles
dean heller's approval rating takes a hit after health care 'debacle'
"mother mary was essentially raped,' mourdock says while digging self into deeper hole"
suicide 'clusters' may appear in army units
creative asterisk makes reader unaware of word 'fuck'
obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight
5 things i wish i'd been told on my wedding day
man burning in hell wishes he hadn't snickered at religious leaflet
5 family movies still worth streaming on netflix this holiday
pope francis lays hands on ailing u.s. infrastructure
stoner-turned-doctor sees dark side of pot
there was a silver lining to the disneyland measles outbreak
"news roundup for april 28, 2017"
trendy restaurant has communal napkin
trump caps off infrastructure week by stoking a mideast crisis
overworked pajama bottoms pray owner gets job soon
sean hannity gets brutally rejected by attorney for moore accuser
lawyers confirm trump willing to answer all of sean hannity's questions about russia collusion
these incredible 3d models of star wars land are our only hope
trump-appointed judicial nominee displays legal expertise by withdrawing nomination
"women in business q&a: nawal motawi, motawi teleworks"
this moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines
you got it™' trademarked
huffpost hill - 'rand paul tongue guy' now a thing
baby and beagle pose for adorable monthly photos over course of 2 years
taliban condemns trump's decision to continue war in afghanistan
statues and place names continue to honor champions of slavery
watch ellen slap jennifer aniston silly
dad frees up entire day to spend on quality father-grill bonding time
i've been called a lot of things... but isis?
here's why jeb bush's super pac is spending $1.4 million to attack marco rubio
the wealthiest have a private tax system that saves them billions
senate leaders warn it too early to discuss trump
let's try to talk about race
kids getting a little old to still believe in innate charitable goodness of humans
elizabeth warren slams 'bizarre' glass-steagall statements from trump's treasury secretary
controversial puppy bowl star shits during national anthem
gop ignores key lesson on race
"parents spend first 4 years of child's life fluctuating wildly between hoping child stays asleep, hoping child wakes up"
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 16
white couple admires fall colors
anthony weiner would rather eat a wooden table than return to congress
man taking photo with ipad oblivious to how badass he looks
"from behind the screen, you came so close"
10 lies everyone tells you about paris
dog missing for almost a decade reunites with family in colorado
study: home rotisseries only american technological field still advancing
experts warn repeated attempts at eradicating obamacare may have created ultra-resistant super law
latest department of interior river count comes up one short
"peyton manning goes to graduation, starts throwing passes to seniors"
back from the valley: sebastian junger on korengal
jim lehrer forced to report on his own botched debate moderator performance on tonight's 'newshour'
obama takes part in town hall on gun violence
thrilling season opener marred by concussion questions
"paris terror harms france, islam, and the world"
want to make meetings more productive? start walking
brad pitt and the kids fill in for angelina at 'unbroken' premiere
two new documentaries outline the legacies of steven spielberg and alfred hitchcock
will kelly last longer than scaramucci?
adventures in our own backyard
mario cuomo's legacy
guy eats own weight in combos over three-month period
yoga for women
brazil's senate votes to remove president dilma rousseff from office
medical experts disappointed with man who failed to live up to life expectancy
5.85 million people who can't vote but can they still complain?
cop pleads not guilty in killing of sam dubose
family saved by three-way inflatable goat
my daddy taught me not to read directions
zambia tired of being mentioned in 'news of the weird' section
senile mother a broken novelty record
"comey: 'what can i say, i'm just a catty bitch from new jersey and i live for drama'"
how i can lighten up in the wake of overwhelming loss
destiny's child referred to as 'feminist icons' with straight face
tampons and death threats: tackling transphobia and the period taboo
why the new york times is naming names in national security stories
"grateful dead lyricist, internet pioneer john perry barlow dead at 70"
hotel now charging patrons for looking at items in minibar
senior center restocks on rum raisin ice cream
30 percent of india's population now under twisted wreckage
societal collapse narrowly averted after man honks horn at car paused at green light
"colorado church remembers fallen officer, asks forgiveness for shooter"
george jefferson honored for black television history month
"the making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery"
"classmates take field trip to girl's adoption ceremony, shower her with love"
the average nfl career lasts just 3 years. this player is focused on what happens next.
arctic glacier called to melt before senate energy committee
democrats demand kris kobach resign from trump voter fraud probe
how laramie's lgbt decision awakens us
ugly custody battle over ian mckellen narrowly avoided
dan rather worries that the media has become 'a business partner of donald trump'
it not clear if it okay to pass handicapped woman on sidewalk
lin-manuel miranda would like to remind you to put your phone away
parents finally cave and buy 33-year-old son playstation 1
"in donald trump's america, people like marlee matlin are worthy of mocking"
"super priest can turn anything into body, blood of christ"
the olympic hangover is real
man nods his way to the top
there's way too much cuteness in this new dog-rating twitter feed
rock the vote' propels metallica to senate
amazon offering 'more deals than black friday' in epic prime day sale
veteran employment is our #1 priority
area woman has no idea she will hate jennifer lawrence 7 years from now
guy who died playing 'league of legends' in internet café really starting to ruin game for other patrons
friday's morning email: trump: 'i thought it would be easier'
study: owning a boat not worth it
nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties
9 stereotypes about sex work that have to stop
shipwreck survivors forced to endure ride home on disney cruise ship
"white high school football players accused of coat hanger assault on black, disabled teammate"
"convulsing teen bleeding from eyes, nose thinks he can feel the synthetic weed kicking in"
excited firefighters point out kid on tricycle
city councilman from future warns against building 12th avenue rec center
media ethics: whose standards?
17-year-old snowboarder wins united states' first gold medal in pyeongchang
california becomes the first state to prescribe food as medicine
latest department of interior river count comes up one short
"trump's steel, aluminum tariffs exempt canada, mexico"
"after dark: meet leo gugu, stylist and nightlife personality"
white house begins christmas season with ceremonial lighting of cross
kelly ripa returns to 'live' and speaks from the heart after week-long absence
slight drop in measles vaccinations could triple infections in u.s. kids
brutal gang rape gives screenplay more 'punch'
man with no plans just too exhausted to go out
mystery painter turns vile anti-muslim graffiti into message of love
"roots picnic 2016 will bring usher, future, swizz beatz, kehlani & more"
this timeout video is toddler angst at its finest
area christian forgives you
applebee's to offer divorced-father-and-child specials every other weekend
afghanistan war veteran solemnly recalls seeing entire platoon killed by undiagnosed ptsd
arsenio hall tapped to host 'bet honors'
simple ways to easily save over $600 a year
new 'doctors without licenses' program provides incompetent medical care to refugees
groceries strategically placed around checkout conveyor belt's wet spots
read the letter barack obama left donald trump upon leaving office
george w. bush having trouble finding decent cocaine since leaving white house
hillary clinton issues single-word victory speech following super tuesday results
mom reports that hometown actually has a lot going on now
"this week in world war i, january 3-9, 1915"
gop 'self-deportation' fantasy is alive and well
working mom wants it all
alternative training school for dogs de-emphasizes obedience
supreme court steps in to keep louisiana abortion clinics open
wearable technology: the coming revolution in healthcare
huffpollster: how do you ask about a senate race like kansas?
the best ifttt recipes to make the most of your vacation
where have all the children gone?
internet reminds donald trump his signature collection is made in mexico
ergonomic advisors call for $30 million in federal lumbar support
cdc attempts to put ebola outbreak in perspective by releasing list of worse ways to die
alcoholic recovered
republicans retain majority in household
judge aaron persky cleared of misconduct in stanford sex assault case
"house democrats bring in record fundraising numbers, gearing up for 2018 midterms"
conan o'brien just had to advertise during james comey's hearing
donald w. bush?
ditch the paper and increase productivity with these six apps!
sleater-kinney just made bowie's 'rebel rebel' the political anthem of 2017
purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats
report: you're far too dumb to be reading the mueller report yourself
airman gets heartwarming welcome home from sorority sisters
wedding dj finally gets the chance to listen to some black eyed peas on his own time
michael moore uses reality shows to explain how bad america is at voting
great books of western civilization used to accent den
hillary clinton mouthing along to presidential oath
mothers who breastfeed might have lower multiple sclerosis risk
tina yothers fantasy camp files for bankruptcy
my money is on a trump victory
"with a little luck, trump and his cronies will disrupt their own plans"
this is why you shouldn't skateboard drunk
cast-off paris hilton skin found in upper west side park
the epiphany in all of us
sean hannity informs building tenants about deep-state conspiracy forcing him to triple rent
"south korea working to formally end the korean war. yes, that korean war."
"public wary of gop plan to repeal obamacare without a replacement, poll shows"
national poetry month raises awareness of poetry prevention
from the other side; an honest review from employees
woman has no business being an extrovert
travel ban challengers lose bid for rudy giuliani's purported 'muslim ban' memo
"it's been an honor, gentlemen,' shift supervisor says as giant vat of molten cheese erupts"
spider-man mask spices up blind date
3 toddlers dredged from chuck e. cheese ball pit
the not so feng shui of guns in california
morale low at state department after only employee fired
wild truck water-bead stunt ends with child endangerment charge
target pulls all sponsorship from publicly ignored syrian conflict
new airport security rules could mean 'short interviews' with passengers
these gay dads prove you're never too old to start your own beautiful family
crumpled-up potato chip bag spotted in bathroom trash can
the intervention of richard spencer and the alt-right
new facebook notifications alert users when they not currently looking at facebook
senator baucus shows rest of congress where he found the dead body
study finds man starting 'analyze this' during flight to boston currently happiest person in america
why the new york times is naming names in national security stories
grandma amazed by how fuckable grandson has gotten since she saw him last
lobbying spending hits historic lows
floral arrangement at funeral talked about more than deceased
jeb bush slams lobbyists despite his close relationship with them
concerned nra official rushes out to purchase congressman following mass shooting
reporters storm san bernardino shooters' home like a pack of vultures
commercial actor informed he doesn't have that prego tomato sauce look
pregnancy-related deaths nearly doubled in texas after cuts to women's health
swiss avalanche kills thousands; world stays neutral
republican supporter of kim davis contradicts his own stance
u.s. to just hand terry jones over to fundamentalist muslims
alex delarge forced to step down as leader of droogs amidst allegations of sexual misconduct
"father of war hero near tears as he pleads with paul ryan, mitch mcconnell to 'repudiate' trump"
how pessimism can help you lose weight
why an 83-year-old woman walked into a police station looking for a hug
national park service studies historic lgbtq sites for possible recognition
"it was fine,' says man following visit with only people on earth who love him"
this rescue pit bull made his bed every day while waiting to be adopted
african nation not war-torn
unhinged man with jackhammer slips into construction site undetected
here's more evidence that trump's 'poll truthers' are wrong
nation rallies around ronald mcdonald statue that embodies country's true heritage
high school production of our town features line memorization
hooded members of congress drown another love child in potomac to prevent affair from getting out
these vertigo-inducing photographs will take your breath away
racial turmoil in md.'s 'friendliest town' after black police chief is fired
austin bars police department from selling its old guns to the public
starbucks unveils $7 wake-up slap
is the us government cooking the books?
is ukraine fascist?
jonah lehrer working on book about neuroscience behind why we falsify quotes
dem accuses gop chair of 'attempt to choke off public info' on russia probe
akon says his bid to restore puerto rico's power was rejected
new ted nugent cologne tested on 'every goddamn animal we could find'
fred thompson fears presidential run will typecast him as politician
blood-sucking lamprey forced to make awkward small talk with fish it's hooked onto
"gruff, no-nonsense teacher only hard on students because he gets off on exploiting power"
area man shocked to learn there is a butt-oriented magazine he was not aware of
"aerobics enthusiast believes in crystal light, self"
gas-station employee gives 109 9/10ths percent
"song premiere: j.d. mcpherson, 'bossy'"
you can score free mcdonald's when you buy a taco bell breakfast
number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly
melo's hat game > knicks' triangle offense
michael moore uses reality shows to explain how bad america is at voting
no one else but you invited to creepy dave's debate party
comedian writes about abusive relationship in moving instagram post
california moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants
michelle wolf speaks out on white house correspondents' dinner controversy
stage door: forbidden broadway's gerard alessandrini
gallant amazon user heroically defends 'fringe' season 2 box set from negative reviewers
"james comey's book pre-sold almost 200,000 copies, source says"
trump's travel ban does nothing to stop the most deadly form of terror in the u.s.
secretarian violence claims lives of three receptionists
new 'do not kill' registry to allow americans to opt out of being murdered
unpatriotic man does not maintain erection during national anthem
ergonomic advisors call for $30 million in federal lumbar support
half of black americans say police have treated them unfairly
mom tucks handwritten guide on how to use netflix into kitchen drawer
emma stone ruled the red carpet in a jumpsuit
"brilliant, innovative ceo just wrote words 'social media' on whiteboard and underlined it"
sitcom resorts to wizard of oz-themed fantasy episode
james corden's 'melania' longs to be part of our world in 'little mermaid' spoof
7 essential rules for a long-lasting marriage
ups guy hasn't heard a doorbell like that one in a while
furloughed bison pour back into national parks after government reopens
man just knows hillary clinton going to have opinion on not dying in explosion
jonathan rhys meyers apologizes after troubling photos emerge
newt gingrich: 'it's an honor to address a crowd that shares my utterly bizarre and unhealthy obsession with hillary clinton'
universe ends as god wakes up next to suzanne pleshette
venture fair in athens gives greek entrepreneurs newfound hope
syrian olympic swimmer shuts down anti-refugee rhetoric in 4 words
woman knew ever since age 40 she didn't want children
cereal commercial completely neglects showing numerous life problems character faces beyond breakfast
it's time to fix the climate -- why do we delay?
17-year cicadas horrified to learn about 9/11
dick vitale undergoes annual bracketological examination
marco rubio nabs his first 2016 win in minnesota gop presidential caucus
research finds hysterectomy alone associated with increased long-term health risks
"edison electric institute's anti-solar, pr spending revealed"
the bus that did not stop for us: a mother's take on the headscarf court ruling
elderly voter never thought she'd get to see female presidential nominee called heartless ice bitch during her lifetime
best buy employee going to tell you what he has at home
why the notion of a 'ferguson effect' on policing is so problematic
romney receives 20-minute standing ovation at naawp event
fucker riding man's ass whole way out to cleveland
turn your scraps of summer fruit into the most gorgeous ice cubes
prospective student had most fun getting drunk at arizona state
area man got good amount of meat in that last bite
local laundromat employs social media coordinator
"leaking sure is cool, huh, guys?' says disguised john kelly to white house aides"
roommate won't shut up about his best sound mixing oscar
lin-manuel miranda is raffling a 'hamilton' date to raise money for immigrants
dinty moore breaks long silence on terrorism with full-page ad
"verizon ny charged 'basic rate' phone customers multiple rate increases for the deployment of the fios, title ii, fttp broadband networks"
"uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all"
breadwinner mommies:  are you falling short of your expectations? (or are your expectations falling short?)
rock song takes pro-rock stance
nation's baby boomers hold press conference to announce they all have diseases now
pence passing time during trump's speech by mentally baptizing senators
producer wants to call movie crime and punishment anyway
"rupert murdoch, are you ok?"
halloweiner frankfest 2013 poster now relic of time long gone
no shave november: crowdfunding cancer research with body hair
study finds fewer millennials want to live
is france right to ban the burkini?
"trump team to tim kaine: we're not unhinged, you are!"
man who should be president has asymmetrical eyebrows
swans in committed relationship barely ever arch necks into heart shape anymore
new evidence suggests humans may have been dipping crunchy things into gooey things earlier than previously thought
pigeon that flew down into subway going to need all his wits to get out of this one
ben carson has a weirdly specific vision of how 'the purge' could turn real
caller enters remote backwaters of 1-800 automated messaging system
40 tweets that sum up life with 4-year-olds
gerbil running late will have to eat her babies on the go
if trump praised other historic african-american figures like he did frederick douglass
here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night
tucker carlson angrily explains difference between good baby and bad baby
alan turing and the five sigma theory of progress
hungover energy secretary wakes up next to solar panel
conservative media finally starting to realize that racism is a problem
u.s. navy creates cool new 'ping' sound
william katt programs own name into tivo
ari fleischer replaced by toby keith
"this valentine's day, more americans are searching for love online"
horrifying doll sitting on neighbor's porch whether it's halloween or not
how the alt-right is using sex and camp to attract gay men to fascism
9-pound infant barrels way down birth canal
boy says teacher told him it will be his fault when police shoot him at age 16
this woman thrives by helping others
trump administration sends 30 million nothing to puerto rico victims
jealous paul ryan asks legislator with 37% approval rating what his secret is
nation hit hard
"greece, creditors dig in as deadline nears"
seaworld unveils new 20 whales stuffed in pool show
political scientists discover new form of government
"handshake comes in at unusually high angle, velocity"
fox news anchor stands up for cnn and defines 'fake news'
next generation to take a pass on aerosmith
lone geek sits off by self reading the silmarillion throughout recess
"invisible airwaves crackle with life,' reports geddy lee from man's detached earbud"
"friends, family admit they expected man's mental breakdown to look completely different"
atari releases updated adventure video game
trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.
black friday 2015: the best deals around the web
idina menzel kicks off the super bowl with amazing national anthem
sean spicer just so happens to be asleep during melissa mccarthy's 'saturday night live' sketches
every child deserves a fair chance
"dear high school teacher who tried to discourage me from applying to ucla, i'm a bruin now!"
this pup who retrieves grocery bags from car is even better than fresh direct
stephen colbert does the real math on donald trump's promised border wall
this 'brilliant' new technology could spell the demise of the flu shot
5-year-old with cancer becomes 'belle of the ball' at magical birthday
the prospects for mediation between saudi arabia and iran
u.s. hunger for fish byproducts not as strong as first imagined
my biggest leadership win: the day my life stopped working
bisexual's parents half-understand
"trump/netanyahu meet: an exercise in fawning, fantasy and anti-palestinian incitement"
minnesota resident thinking of finally packing it all up and moving someplace warm like michigan
this 83-year-old man just starred in his first porn
russia's power shut off
esa lander prepares for historic mars landing
snorkeling instructor unaware he's in background of 400 dating profile photos
james blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge
"brad pitt's despondent weatherman is 'so, so, so, so scared' right now"
vespa corporation enchants another slight little man-child
timeless masterpiece liked
what chinese centenarians can teach us about living well
god excited about first trip to japan
word 'presumptive' prepares for another 4-year hibernation
cnn renews 'this week at war' for next eight seasons
5 foolproof muffins to kick off baking season
romanian communist-era labor colony chief jailed for 20 years
census adds question asking participants to identify any unpatriotic neighbor
pamela anderson slams australia's treatment of refugee's dog in papua new guinea
terrifying mutation killing off u.s. cabinet members one at a time
"on facebook, trump's longtime butler calls for obama to be killed"
uneducated nba star urges kids to stay in school
molly shannon is returning to 'will & grace'
james corden makes emotional plea for gun control after vegas tragedy
world war ii documentary suffused with anti-nazi undertones
nation's voyeurs watch women's march on washington from bushes
"cupid cop gave out roses, cards on valentine's day instead of tickets"
report: average american feels comfortable in own skin for only 6% of day
"homeless pitbull couldn't stop trembling, until someone showed her love"
chaotic' planets make the search for e.t. more complicated
the kind of demonstration i'd like to see
baltimore police begin slow process of reform in year after freddie gray's death
"commas, turning up, everywhere"
federal court ruling requires private businesses to install handicapped-accessible wheelchair jumps
"un chief urges countries to resettle syrian refugees, but pledges are few"
high school custodian offers students inspired guidance
"report: holy shit, there still 50 minutes left in movie"
clinton gets full day's relief with one spray of flonase
how boehner can 'clean house':  one sentence to prevent government shutdowns forever
rapture wreaks havoc on local book club
brexit: a cousin of trumpism? a distant cousin of fascism?
8 things you didn't know about katy perry
disney begins uploading obama's consciousness to hall of presidents robot
karen pence returns to work as part-time nude art model
5-year-old critics agree: movie 'cars' only gets better after 40th viewing
deer shot by obsessed fan
stanford sexual assault: students plan graduation protest as anger grows
the walking dead: season 5 finale blasts full afterburners!
hollywood screenwriter says depiction of gay men in films is 'horrible'
teddy bear' population makes an awesome recovery
big brothers big sisters honors nbc entertainment's jennifer salke with sherry lansing award
funniest parenting tweets: what moms and dads said on twitter this week
"bryant gumbel thanked donald trump for nfl rant, and for good reason"
"boy george opens up about happiness, being a u.s. politics junkie and more"
this initiative aims to give aspiring female filmmakers the chance to work
terrified fda warns something making bananas black after several days
lyndon johnson jr. sworn in as george editor
missing kazakhstani nukes turn up in manhattan
sunday roundup
"more cops have been charged for shootings this year, but there's much more work to be done"
another mass shooting and more prayers. america has officially given up.
christian devotees around the world re-enact jesus' crucifixion
why political losers tell us more about american politics than the winners
"almost 9 million people enroll in obamacare, despite trump's sabotage attempts"
watch the conventions
10 things you didn't know about louis c.k.
fourth-grade teacher polishing up speech on this not being third grade anymore
country singer trying to think of rhyme for 'shove you'
here's a pg-rated facebook alternative for evangelical christians
judith miller clings to her own stubborn myths
"everyone told me my second child would be so much harder than my first, but they were wrong"
mysterious necrotic skin disease continues to eat away at baby's face weeks after being kissed by ted cruz
these cities are suing the pentagon over 'deadly gaps' in america's gun-check system
donald trump's attacks on a judge were racist and wrong: poll
aspiring elitist moves to new york
area woman insists on helping coworker through personal crisis
new leather-bound notebook to really unleash area woman's creativity
man waiting in h&r block lobby nervously eyeing how much more paperwork everyone else brought
mnuchin touts trump's call for unconstitutional line-item veto
today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween
brothers linked to assad gave thousands to dennis kucinich's ohio political machine
gop: clinton could cost democrats in battle for senate
nicky romero's ultra evolution
the unbelievably easy 2014 midterm election voters guide -- money in politics
here's how many people in each state may not be able to afford insurance if the supreme court rules against obamacare
"the primal passions of white supremacy, roy moore and the battle to define america"
16 ways to be a better spouse in 2016
salvadoran earthquake registers 0.2 on local man's consciousness
white house carefully screening any gun control town hall questions that address obama as 'mein führer'
a valentine for my best friend: my life wouldn't be the same without you
why the new hollywood will never live up to old hollywood
man on gurney has brief word with protagonist before entering ambulance
study: home rotisseries only american technological field still advancing
who admits it botched response to ebola outbreak
western washington university shuts down due to racist threat and online hate speech
rupert murdoch acquires cable
central london panics over reports of shots fired
pretentious woman refers to slam piece as 'partner'
man grateful to live in society where mattress disappears if left on sidewalk for a couple days
empire of destruction
i was hit by the car attack in charlottesville
how to become a person of influence
texas lt. gov. not worried about bathroom bill costing the state money
"detroit begs nation to just give it something, anything, to manufacture"
11 great movies from 2016 that you can stream on netflix (and 1 on hulu)
teen boulder can't wait for landslide to roll it into ravine where they get it
if the culture fits... what zappos and other employers look for in new hires
navy officer runs half-marathon in 85-pound suit to raise money for veteran amputees
upper-middle-class woman worries there's better coffee she doesn't know about
ted cruz: federal reserve is being run by philosopher kings
obama administration takes deportation relief for millions to supreme court
"let's not just take it down, let's take it deeper"
"despite armie hammer profile in 'good housekeeping' magazine, 'lone ranger' a flop at box office"
man's food poisoning could realistically be traced back to any meal from past week
unhappy: an excerpt from 'shitfaced: musings of a former drunk'
"obama, romney remain about equally powerful"
how good do you want to be?
man at airport pissed that other people had same idea to go home for thanksgiving
root beer float ice cream
the 'love actually' mini-sequel won't include alan rickman or emma thompson
"trade war with u.s. would bring 'disaster' to world economy, china warns"
new-versus-old electric-slide confusion blamed in wedding-reception pileup
we now know the 4 teams battling for college football's national title
coroner to investigate police killing of rock thrower
new device converts grass to meat
these cities are suing the pentagon over 'deadly gaps' in america's gun-check system
fiscal challenges for nyc's health and hospitals corporation
mitt romney still thinking about running for president in 2012
christian weightlifter bends iron bar to show power of god's love
"news roundup for september 22, 2017"
what's it like making a terrence malick movie? we asked 'knight of cups' star freida pinto
report: laura's divorce threatens razor-thin democratic majority in family
peeping tom tired of watching people watch television
résumé font offends employer
discouraged bush begins seeking approval of other nations
trump spends 10 minutes mistakenly addressing steve bannon's freshly shed exoskeleton
dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain
why terrorists attack us
bartender developing a remarkable tolerance for alcoholics
a fan got a tattoo of jose bautista's bat flip
how climate change is intensifying hurricane joaquin
bar patrons dismayed by sight of band setting up
hurricane ophelia sheds light on another climate change concern
toy story 4' coming to theaters in 2019
hippie very involved in hippie non-sports
father spends joyful afternoon throwing son around backyard
king lear and the silver tsunami
"u.s. obesity rates are rising again, especially among minority women"
obama: 'shame on' corporations that blame obamacare for cutting wages
u.s. and britain call for immediate ceasefire in yemen
elena kagan asked straight up: 'you got what it takes?'
"baby-faced, muscular jimmy carter tells democratic convention the future of medicine is bright"
donald trump is winning at being the butt of late-night tv jokes
42 maximum-security inmates in utah prison begin hunger strike
guinness releases abridged book of freaks for readers who just want the good stuff
neighborhood busybody reports sound of gunshots
u.s. tourist was detained in north korea  for leaving bible in a bathroom
...see how they run
local senior impressed with restaurant cheesecake
daily meditation: joyful
"run towards (not away from) trump's america: the problem is global, but the solution will be american"
house (anti)science panel preps 'making the epa great again' hearing
"ukrainian band lyudska podoba talks patriarchy, sexualities and trojan horses"
christianity's hijacked brand
historical archives: ship's log
gov. larry hogan receives blessings from pope francis on behalf of all cancer patients
nation's rich and powerful wondering when rest of americans will just give up
will smith says trump may force him to run for president
"my god, i've discovered the missing link in the russia investigation,' think 379,000 reddit users simultaneously"
"deep, inherent sadness of favorite bar overlooked"
mom finally drunk enough to put on bathing suit
want to start school later? avoid these 10 common traps
world gets first-ever look inside greenspan fantasy ranch
britney spears is the coolest skater mom
researchers forced to scrap another sleep study after participants murdered in dreams by serial killer
"abc plays 'the wrong song,' cancels 'nashville' after 4 seasons (update)"
video shows security guard choking black teen accused of shoplifting in new york
review: 'teethmarks on my tongue' by eileen battersby
"sure, area man can watch your cat while his life is falling apart"
diary of anne frank' found in attic
justice scalia endorses new easton gaveling gloves
trump returns from foreign trip to high-stakes drama in washington
daily meditation: spark creativity
trump' chant used to intimidate latino high school athletes
the presidency and moral courage
area man to attend grad school to find a girlfriend
obama's legacy is proving far harder to erase than trump imagined
sri srinivasan: supreme court justice in the making?
"trump's wild wiretap goose chase has no end in sight, apparently"
turkish president: no muslim family should engage in birth control
area man locked in protracted battle with sweatshirt neckhole
rudy giuliani just said trump is trying to 'get us back to a free press'
hillary clinton to nation: 'do not fuck this up for me'
7 ways to breakup like a boss
"women in business q&a: tooba marwat, owner, signarama"
do we risk having two-tier access to renewable energy?
don't nobody wanna hear area man run his mouth
pregnant cancer patients shouldn't terminate or delay treatment
next week's republican debate in utah canceled
morton unveils individually wrapped salt grains
let's celebrate this olympic chest bump fail
bunch of numbers from where daddy works means no trip to disney world
police pleasantly surprised to learn man they shot was armed
miley cyrus probably made less than the 'hannah montana' co-stars you can't even name
gop leaders say they're not giving up on repeal vote this week
john kelly hoses layer of crumbs off president before speech on troop deployment
"revamped wpa to create 50,000 new jobs by disassembling, reassembling hoover dam"
air force one pilot invites excited obama into cockpit
can the u.s. and india create an enduring entente?
bruce dern shares hilarious memory of a girthy alfred hitchcock
internet personality michael buckley on giving 'sex tips' off broadway
motorist overwhelmed by array of jerky choices
5 bad behaviors from the past that are now totally common
hillary clinton clearly tailoring debate answers to unclaimed new york superdelegate
seth rogen says he smoked weed in steven spielberg's face
"muscular guys are seen as better leaders, but there's a catch"
why is the self-defense narrative so powerful for gun owners?
fox news covers spring break pretty well
jeb bush would 'of course' support donald trump if he won the nomination
beloved archie comics get a dark makeover in new tv series 'riverdale'
house democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike
moving trailer for mr. rogers documentary highlights the power of kindness
"mother's day dinner: 10 easy, elegant recipes to wow mom"
how much will black lives matter in trump's america?
bodybuilder can't believe he forgot to develop right arm
stinging for the fences: bees swarm padres training camp again
"archaeologists discover strata of welcome back, kotter merchandise"
ally sheedy knows you still think of her as an '80s basket case
bradley cooper racks up staggering one oscar nominations
8 thrilling books to fill the 'gone girl' void
block of commercials charts the who's career arc
watch: u.s. gets even with sensational goal
"hands-free tech like siri can be dangerous for drivers, study says"
god admits he too close to creation to judge whether it any good or not
white house guidance counselor recommends clinton consider career in hotel management
puking statue will make you feel sick -- but you need to look
less than half of the money pledged to fight ebola reached affected countries
harry potter' actor alfred enoch says there's no reason hermione can't be black
and the top markets for renting to millennials are...
high school teaches parenting skills by having students post nonstop photos of egg to social media
libraries burning: from sarajevo to mosul
foul play suspected in destruction of world's second-largest ball of twine
it takes about 20 celebrities to explain why 62 million girls are being dumbed down
america's 'hamilton' obsession is officially shaping the future of money
marching for equality and justice in january
genie grants scalia strict constructionist interpretation of wish
this behind-the-back bunt almost doesn't make sense at first
"can of surge results in fully-loaded, in-your-face diabetic reaction"
brock turner's mugshot is featured in a criminal justice textbook
plus-size model ashley graham lands a spot on abc's 'the year'
iran's corruption and human rights overlooked
conservative newspaper editorial boards line up behind hillary clinton
the most important game you can play as a parent
scientist has nagging feeling he left particle accelerator on
betty friedan honored with second-class postage stamp
trump sick and tired of mainstream media always trying to put his words into some sort of context
man in break room can still hear time clock ticking loudly
new 'toastables' offers microwavable pre-toasted bread
"fast and furious: novels, the media and our changing world"
inconsiderate woman on bus eating live tuna
these radically colorful photographs will brighten your day
man figures he has 2 more bites of roommate's leftovers before it noticeable
"i'm not really looking to date right now,' says man, as if he not at mercy of love's powerful, mysterious ways"
british crew member dies during round the world yacht race
grandmother doesn't care for new priest
study finds backing down in fight with loved one extremely harmful to relationship
a recap of snowden's talk in hawaii (video)
power plays by robert dekkers for post:ballet
gina haspel nervously rubs lucky prisoner's foot during cia director confirmation hearing
would jesus accept climate science?
deer shot by obsessed fan
retiree gearing up for errands with lady friend
usher to put shirt back on when usher ready to put shirt back on
"turns out joss whedon was actually comparing donald trump to a dog, not ivanka"
aquaman is a big fan of trump pulling out of the paris agreement
bill clinton reveals what he misses most about being president
"area organization pro-white, ain't anti-nobody"
florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case
trump boys ransack mueller's office to steal answer key to questions for their dad
custody battle sparks couple's first-ever interest in child
new iranian president really impressed with country's nuclear arms program
the power of keeping it personal
boy scouts celebrate proud history of preparing teens for not having cool friends
lea michele slays in a black cutout dress at 'scream queens' premiere
13 things that will make you panic when you enter your late 20s
remembering pat conroy through his own words: 6 quotes
abraham lincoln's dna now available over the counter
why i'll happily pay for tidal
caricaturist's self-portrait extremely forgiving
jetblue is offering $49 flights in a 2-day flash sale
parents create hilarious cards for the less celebrated baby milestones
man who supplied guns to california shooters arrested on terrorism-related charges
watch: stunning holy fire ritual lights up orthodox easter
"19 women react to the messy, imperfect 'girls' finale"
empire state building ultimately supports nsa spying measures
ohio mom thanks kind cashier who cheered up her 3-year-old son
tragic oscar-night camera malfunction leaves seven critically underpublicized
u.s. council of coolness releases formal statement on prince
cost of freedom at all-time high
report: those sensors that flush public toilets were also cameras this whole time
how to get your home guest ready for the holidays
cruz calls trump 'serial philanderer' and 'pathological liar' in blistering attack
cyndi lauper: trump is a 'bum'
"maine leading the way on government of, for and by the people"
"rice krispie treat eaten in 8"" x 8"" square"
philippine president duterte declares martial law after isis-linked attack
john kerry scrambles to stop bunker's self-destruct sequence as russian oligarch taunts him from bank of monitors
"chrissy teigen 'gasps' at cardi b song calling for threesome with her, rihanna"
david allan peters at ameringer | mcenery | yohe
tissue feeling a certain responsibility to lift tissue behind it halfway out of box
man jumps from hotel's 45th floor with jet pack
open-minded man would be willing to look past jennifer lawrence's flaws
crucial steps to healthy hospital stays
how brazil's 'lord of guns' armed rio's drug war with u.s. weapons
new antidepressant makes friends' problems seem worse
romney throws quinceañera for ann in last-minute attempt to get hispanic vote
parent now just typing 4-year-old child's every word verbatim throughout day as facebook post
mtv shifts focus to youth
new prescription fish tank eliminates need for glasses while looking at fish
the rise and fall of an algerian tycoon
apparently man can't just hate bowling
death of d.c. man in security guard custody ruled a homicide
i am not your negro' trailer shows the lasting power of james baldwin's words
voter just needs to know which candidate chops wood in a flannel shirt
new triple-x dinosaur park opens in nevada
the new world of cutthroat apps
4 super easy ways to keep cyber criminals out of your life
wedding album off to bizarre start with photo of 2 acorns floating in glass of water
scott baio wants donald trump to 'relentlessly attack' hillary clinton
trump campaign training poll watchers to spot any suspicious skin colors on election day
goldman sachs reaches $5 billion settlement over mortgage securities
trump and the catholic schism
ridiculous reason women are excluded from exercise studies
"jetblue is offering $49 flights in an awesome, 2-day flash sale"
barbara and george h.w. bush could be the cutest presidential couple
here's what you need to know about obamacare enrollment this year
bigoted asshole makes the best barbecue
"tony the tiger, toucan sam and other kellogg's mascots 'speak out' against bullying"
i am a white woman and i must confront my racism
traffic courts are driving inequality in california
cinemax director wins award for skinematography
brazil president dilma rousseff suspended after senate votes for impeachment trial
meghan markle nervously looking over clinic pamphlets weighing her options
biden's ebay feedback rating dips below 35 percent
bush's eyelid accidentally nailed to wall
on labor day: the tale of generational struggle for middle class wages
kristen wiig crashes bill hader's 'snl' monologue
here's what happened when a drag queen interviewed trump supporters
"boy, 2, makes basketball free throws from a balcony like a boss"
this flip-book marriage proposal is pretty flippin' cute
demi lovato drops emotional 'nightingale' music vid
the washington post's slimy assault on gary webb
exhausted mueller trying to find trump organization russia documents amid thousands of harassment lawsuits
knight news challenge gives $3.2m to 22 ideas to inform the public and increase voting
dying baboon pretty low on heart-transplant list
keebler expands line of residence-themed crackers
heavenly authorities arrest god for leaving children in overheating planet
5-year-old says 'sesame street' has sucked since 2010
tv critics admit to never having watched the wire
guy who used drawing of self on dating website must be fun and also attractive
"watch this guy count to 100,000 for no reason whatsoever"
this black woman is turning the white investing world on its head
"david petraeus: white house is wrong, generals are 'fair game' for criticism"
state of the union preceded by memoriam reel of americans lost in past year
black friday and cyber monday shopping tips
hulking strongman now only voice of reason in republican party
report: more children being raised with religion of pushier parent
that time kendall jenner got a pony for christmas
hospital gift shop figures it can soak 'em for 30 on the 'i'm thinking of you' teddy bear
it's agreed: former cia chief michael hayden didn't kill jesus
jessica simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs
one-year-old still waiting for father's first words
"half of nation outraged at new, not-yet-released michael moore film"
blessed be the froot loops: 'the handmaid's tale' renewed for third season
wall street journal seeks 'substantial' newsroom buyouts
more than 200 demonstrators arrested during may day rallies in paris
hulking strongman now only voice of reason in republican party
more berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy
oscars audience shrugging uproariously during jimmy kimmel's opening monologue
lake bell welcomes baby girl
couple on verge of breaking up has mind-blowing aquarium visit
u.s. budget cuts for aid programs are a false economy
second life makes dream of owning fictitious coffee shop come true
european leaders: 'we stand together to say loud and clear: we are scared as fuck and don't know what to do'
study: 25-foot-tall asian women remain underrepresented in media
"there are no good options in syria,' sighs man who has devoted 12 minutes of research to topic"
winneshiek county stadium indeed ready to rock
god feeling down in dumps after death of grandmother
live in the vineyard selects artists with a key ingredient: a big heart
why dying in america is harder than it has to be
going-out-of-business sign thanks neighborhood for 3 months of no support whatsoever
"blissed-out, hemp-wearing sean spicer assures reince priebus this the best thing that ever happened to him"
melania idly wonders if she would get heads-up about nuclear missile headed toward new york
kevin hart humors woman who thinks he's chris rock
big mac creator jim delligatti dies at 98
replacement socialite cunt sought for simple life cast
michael jackson deposed as king of pop in hitless coup
"science strikes back: the power of data in the face of ""alternative facts"""
neighbor bragging about 20-pound box he fedexed
dobby the house-elf still brings generosity to the 'harry potter' universe and beyond
voyager probe badly damaged after smashing into end of universe
google reviewed 2017 and it's enough to make us all cry
this guy's rendition of adele's 'hello' is why the internet was created
second nintendo controller sits unused
alex trebek raps his way through an entire 'jeopardy' category
write-in candidate thought he had enough friends to win
disappointed first-time voter thought he was going to get to pull big lever
man who has clocked 137 hours in rpg can't believe he has to waste precious time watching cutscenes
4 salads that will make you crave kale
nick offerman is ready to hang up his mustache
these photos show the strength of students as they protest gun violence
minnesota state fair in posters
pope francis reminds the world that caring for the earth is everyone's responsibility
fifty shades of grey' sequel needs a new director
boston judge orders apple to help law enforcement examine iphone
face it: let's talk about talking about sex
rick perry's mugshot might be a money maker
rolling stones: is there humor to be found in their age?
"mike pence condemns atheists, homosexuals, and feminists for role in forcing god to punish america on 9/11"
successful u.s. airstrike kills 30 iraqis who may as well have been terrorists
area man gets terrible creative juices flowing
u-haul offers discount for customers who will just move back home in 18 months after failure to make it in major city
how does draymond green take his game to the next level? by tuning in to the wnba
yo soy blanco
chase ceo giving commencement speech pledges to double whole class's student loan debt
burger king franchise owner adds sad little personal touches to restaurant
"a woman as indiana jones? yes, please."
stop complaining about the evolution of text language. period.
zapp institute adjusts bounce/ounce ratio
angelina jolie coming for your baby
exclusive met gala photos you won't see anywhere else
ted cruz skyrockets in polls after head permanently sealed within iron mask
trump has made afghanistan decision after 'rigorous' review: mattis
poll: 98% of people picture run-down strip mall parking lot when word 'america' said
chelsea handler features brutal impression of sarah huckabee sanders on her show
new job posting on craigslist clearly for secretary of the interior
police horrified by grisly remains of taco bell meal
assistant manager accused of sexual indiscrimination
foul play suspected in destruction of world's second-largest ball of twine
trumpismo! and american fascism
4-year-old's optimism just making things worse for area family
new study confirms sharks just really angry dolphins
man who keeps keys on carabiner must rappel into office building every morning
protecting freedom of expression in newsrooms and mosques: unity and dialogue
clinton tosses unpledged superdelegate in trunk of car
putting it together in 2015
fema officials panic after accidentally evacuating 1 million residents in direction of hurricane
"three arrested with cache of weapons, some loaded, near holland tunnel"
school violence prevention - it really does take a village!
indiana jones leads cops on 100 mph chase
thing happens
study finds humans evolved fingers to stop dropping stuff
"the soft corruption of clinton, inc. -- and how it could cost democrats the presidency"
kaley cuoco explains why her ex-husband 'ruined' marriage for her
michelle obama tells vogue 'it's time' to leave the white house
insane man gets a little perspective by reminding himself that he is god
"class of 2014, we've come a long way"
former pennsylvania congressman sentenced to 10 years in prison
watch college students surprise beloved cafe worker with a dream trip to disney
slovakia's prime minister fico quits amid crisis over murdered journalist
tom cruise shares frightening slow motion video of ankle-breaking stunt
"after ireland, the pressure is on italy to legalize same-sex unions"
7 ways to breakup like a boss
whippoorwill has had same 3-note song stuck in head for entire life
"new indie film sweeps cannes, sundance"
jogger horrified by discovery of own gruesome body
report: average person spends 18 hours standing at bar deciding what to drink
"u.s. not planning to attack iran, says u.s. iran war czar"
father doesn't understand teenage son's obsession with classic rock
chicago st. patrick's day parade finally lifts ban on snakes
winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years
ford assembly line foreman thinking about asking out cute welding robot from work
el chapecoense y el piloto boliviano.
prego marketing new marinara as 'the premiere sauce for the #metoo moment'
"officials urge americans to sort plastics, glass into separate oceans"
chuck schumer trolls gop over donald trump's comparison of america to vladimir putin
josh smith responds to people who think he's 'greedy'
warranty outlasts company
proud species commits suicide rather than be driven to extinction by humans
mannequins seem really in love
hot new secretary of transportation to 'shake up' u.s. highways
"cop placed on leave after police crash pool party, pull gun on teens"
frustrated nation out of ideas to solve gun violence problem except for all the obvious ones
"you've just been slammed, slam poetry"
struggling lower-class still unsure how best to fuck selves with vote
man at adjacent urinal pretends to look straight ahead
"donald trump jr. divorce leaves confused, heartbroken nation wondering why bad things happen to good people"
japan spotted hovering over algeria
netanyahu: iran leader's speech shows dangers of nuclear deal
fan doubtful 'solo: a star wars story' can live up to denny's blaster fire burger
"clinton camp mastered the science of politics but forgot the art, staffers say"
to wax or not to wax?
walking dead' fans split on recent harlem globetrotters crossover episode
"amtrak train derails in vermont, seven taken to hospital"
democrats agree to compromise on superdelegates and other reforms
universe honors david bowie with emotional starlight vigil
looking back at my first psychotic break: my speech at thresholds' gala in chicago
nation shudders to think how bad things would seem if they didn't have access to a never-ending torrent of free pornography
get up close and personal with trans model and youtube star gigi gorgeous
when being beautiful might count against you
trump's 7 techniques to control the media
a-sides with jon chattman: sweet and not-so-sweet emotions: joe perry gets honest about aerosmith in new memoir
cdc abruptly canceled a long-planned climate summit days before trump became president
"the daily show' searches for a 'real, non-douchey' hoverboard"
sponsor drops broncos' brandon marshall after national anthem protest
report: no one at white castle wants to make friends
college graduate to never read a book again
gobbler games' is the brutal hunger games parody you need to see
netflix cancels 'jimmy carter's world of peanuts'
local band cleverly alters product logo
katie couric flirts with cardinal on air
5 ways to make sense of your running data
"defiant milosevic eats big, sloppy sandwich during trial"
salmonella outbreak sickens more people following multi-state egg recall
google now giving female employees free day each week to work on lawsuits
syria: why the ceasefire is unravelling
top north korean aide in charge of negotiating with south korea dies
jaden smith is all of us during kanye west's vmas speech
exhausted studio has done all it can in terms of building excitement for 'the lincoln lawyer'
delta airlines has its first black female captain
mommy not moving
how do we form and build meaningful relationships in the digital age? (nsfw)
women in politics matter -- even when they're not women's advocates
6 infants drown when migrant boat capsizes off greek island
donald trump reportedly plans to keep james comey as fbi director
credit-card metallurgists unveil new 'polonium plus' visa card
area facebook user incredibly stupid
north carolina doesn't seem to want people to see police camera footage
"breaking: situation worsens in venezuela, bolivia, u.s., japan, mexico, iraq, spain"
hillary clinton and donald trump did not shake hands before their second debate
"maintaining neutrality in the new york times, from jill abramson (video)"
corporate merger renders thousands of coffee mugs obsolete
furiously barking dog spends another day trying to warn nation about child trapped in cage
gop recommends americans set aside income from one of their jobs to pay for healthcare under new bill
"alaska wife steals patrol car holding hubby, police say"
larry nassar was allowed to see patients during sexual assault investigation
trump didn't need a watergate to sink his ratings to nixonian levels
obama caught trying to jump white house fence
historical archives: amazing publick spectacle!
lure of free meal each shift too great for disgruntled arby's employee
victoria's secret also andrew's secret
air india now offers business caste seating
arizona department of corrections changes menstrual pad policy following backlash
day spent on internet comes full circle
bernie sanders: 'it is not a radical idea' to ask for a $15 minimum wage
the essence women in hollywood event was full of black girl magic
museum gift shop openly daring anyone to spend $450 on decorative geode
what's for breakfast? how about some monsanto weed killer?
chili's customer who just finished ribs platter given complimentary hose-down
7 ways to learn from the things you're bad at
cash back incentives:  a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers
here's one major way the senate is stuck in the past
"thanks to game of thrones, archery is now cool. you can actually do it & get fit. here's how."
widower finds pic of wife in wedding dress he never got to see her wear
singles bar contains single woman
serena williams knocked out of olympics in stunning third-round loss
"work life, personal life both spent desperately trying to appeal to women 18 to 34"
donald trump says he's 'troubled' by oklahoma police shooting
know what weird thing a man did with a mannequin? it's fark weird news quiz time!
ashton kutcher and james corden give dads the anthem they deserve
kid with rough home life gives mickey extra long hug
obama begins inauguration festivities with ceremonial drone flyover
watch kevin hart drop the mic on james corden
halloween unfortunately not only night of year area man drunk in firefighter uniform
guy who got laid off just glad multi-national corporation will make it
will smith: the black man everyone at work can agree on
"trumpcare is coming to iowa, and your state may be next"
france launches new effort for middle east peace
"rerun of $25,000 pyramid adjusted for inflation"
lawyer urged by mother to include younger brother in murder trial
viola davis makes powerful demand on behalf of women of color at women's march
better homes & gardens' puts first plus-sized succulent on september cover
"khloe kardashian thanks fans for their 'patience,' resumes website and app content"
donald trump's theory on catching hackers gives cybersecurity pros the giggles
man can't get police to care about his bob crane murder theory
andrew cuomo creates special unit to investigate post-election surge in hate crimes
progressive democrats met secretly with iranian diplomat in december
bask in the awkward disaster that was justin timberlake and anna kendrick's 'trolls' premiere
wound-up tim kaine running around clinton campaign headquarters in pajamas
who lost iraq? and what we can do about it
kimye is married
24 ways working from home will destroy your soul
senators lured back to emergency session by promise of free pizza
jeb bush surprised how easily stance on confederate flag set him apart from other republican candidates
6 ugly facts about the jets' latest debacle
kris jenner pens sweet birthday message for grieving friend kathie lee gifford
single 34-year-old man hasn't said full sentence aloud outside work hours in past 3 months
the u.s. already tested trump's canned goods idea on native americans. it was bad.
spouse criticism may worsen chronic low back pain
moments leading up to romney's concession most likely hilarious
justin trudeau unveils plan to meet healthcare needs of canada's aging prog rockers
donald trump casts doubt on russian election interference ahead of vladimir putin meeting
"i don't fit into any of corporate america's little boxes,' says single, 18-to-36-year-old hispanic female with brand loyalty to tom's, chobani"
dow up 300 after deaths of 400
halle berry: my undying wish is to play angela davis in a biopic
"rommel, hummel dominate parents' christmas list"
justin theroux says jimmy kimmel 'cried a little bit' at his wedding
obama blanks on what he's ineffectually urging congress to take action on now
"american girl recalls 50,000 dolls with chainsaws for hands"
couple at point where they're comfortable using toilet at same time
nation too terrified to look at what trump's recent rise in polls attributed to
harry belafonte is really concerned about trump supporters
cruz control: an elitist at liberty university
neighbor still has tree standing in yard weeks after arbor day
life continues': baghdad residents remain resilient amid bombings
why there are tiny holes at the bottom of windows on planes
"at gridiron dinner, trump says he 'won't rule out direct talks with kim jong un'"
"ron paul blames florida loss on expensive advertising costs of poster board, markers"
"completely unrealistic tv character has complex, multifaceted personality"
nina dobrev addresses her rumored return to 'vampire diaries'
dying newspaper trend buys nation's newspapers three more weeks
poll finds 97% of americans don't know who donald trump is
hollywood plans big-budget remake of mr. & mrs. smith
crowd at trump rally realizes they've been chanting 'we are frightened and helpless' for last half hour
new study finds only 88% of guitar center customers become famous musicians
what's it like being blind and gay? (video)
bush defends deny-side economics
5 tips to avoid summer weight gain in kids
area man participates in 21st-century cashless economy
"drug-resistant bacteria often lurk in children's, dogs' sandboxes"
nickname to forever prevent people from getting to know the real dumptruck
former mugabe deputy to be sworn in as president
sarah byrne's gps guide for happiness
"9 ways you're failing at life, according to old school latino parents"
one of the last original tuskegee airmen instructors dies at 96
man with eye patch in town for...business
7 awesome pot pie recipes you need to make now
"japan's economy emerges from recession, growth weaker than forecast"
sea of change: a company that views seaweed as an infinitely nourishing gift from the seas
"horrified grimes stumbles upon boyfriend's $18 billion plan for all-new, reinvented grimes"
man has no idea what to do with good mood
missed connections at a trump rally
4 parenting tips that are music to your ears
leaping shark slams into paddleboarder in florida
trevor noah says the scary truth about trump's rumored love child
trump being under criminal investigation changes everything
two new burger king sandwiches negate each other
the betelgeuse supernova
"diabetic, gout-ridden kim jong-un by far healthiest person in north korea"
what to expect from 'the simpsons'/'family guy' crossover
nato leader says going it alone not an option after trump victory
photo of crying father a lasting symbol of economic struggle if there ever was one
sudden death of aunt creates rupture in family gossip pipeline
david letterman would like to depose donald trump and 'put him in a home'
drink me now: go green with pistachios
sweden blood bank texts donors to notify them whenever their blood helps save a life
mystery as five czech tourists disappear in lebanese wine country
donald trump: the president of id
painful reminder celebrates fourth birthday
dejected dog too sad to walk after being returned to shelter
supreme court to hear challenge to public sector unions
what white educators can learn from pittsburgh's police chief
astronomers caution americans not to look directly at screaming spirits of the damned during solar eclipse
jessica simpson's hsn appearance has some scratching their heads
visible panty line discussed like it's cancer
justin bieber fan jealous of anne frank
"convulsing teen bleeding from eyes, nose thinks he can feel the synthetic weed kicking in"
"msnbc host: trump's rallies aren't fun, they're fascist"
greece orders banks to re-open monday
moviegoer manages to sneak candy past teenage usher earning $7 an hour
trump administration worried president burning through minority scapegoats at unsustainable rate
none of area man's friends have ever seen him with shirt on
microsoft signs justice dept. attorney to $350 million endorsement deal
pope francis hastily condemns capital punishment after vatican police announce new evidence found in 2014 stabbing
twitter has no time for the gop's weird gif response to comey statement
stunning e3 announcement reveals new video game consoles to phase out graphics entirely
biologists still uncertain about evolutionary function of ugly people
jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made
"u.s. forces enter syrian town, then withdraw, rebel and monitor groups say"
why 'death to america' isn't going to disappear overnight (but in the short term it doesn't matter)
amazon's new streaming service is cheaper than standard netflix
nation flattered brand would go to the trouble of selling them a hand-crafted product
violence erupts at pro-trump california beach rally
"jimmy o. yang of 'silicon valley': asians who aren't hunks need screen time, too!"
colbert: fbi is so far up trump 'they're reading his emails with a proctoscope'
tennessee senate passes a bill to erect a memorial to 'victims of abortion'
man with food in beard saying something about climate change
new study finds humans experience greatest feelings of joy when pushing 'skip ad' button
"protagonist rapidly getting dressed must be late, reports cunning viewer recognizing film's subtext"
report: it would probably be nice having friends
nbc reportedly dumps trump-inspired 'law & order: svu' episode until after the election
everyone at airport delighted by chubby family rapidly waddling toward gate
fall internship pays off with coveted winter internship
dept. of homeland security introduces dhs for men
who isn't running for president?
gore releases three more hostages
mooney beats casey
reince priebus says rnc was 'absolutely not hacked'
"hillary stays quiet on critical issues, just like in 2008"
more than $30 worth of burned cds stolen from residence
consumer confidence verging on cockiness
madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016
trump comforts grieving war widow by assuring her he will never die
woman assures you she's not mad
house republicans prepare their next move on immigration
water pistol fired using sideways gangsta grip
defiant evangelicals branch off into new 'first molestist' sub-denomination
why tina fey turned my life as a war reporter into a comedy
8 simple rules laugh track replaced with somber string arrangement
cooking off the cuff: italian rice and sausage (let's not call it risotto)
frugal couple saves money by making own porn
"news roundup for july 19, 2017"
cryptozoologist falls for it again
space shuttle endeavour: what's in it for me?
joe biden backed bills to make it harder for americans to reduce their student debt
donald trump says his supporters should 'hit back' at protesters more often
draft biden' effort debuts its first tv ad
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 21
saddam hussein freed on technicality
town hall audience gives amy klobuchar standing ovation as she lifts chris cuomo up by throat
woman attempts to cram few years' worth of body positivity into 20 minutes before trying on bathing suits
voters glad they got hope in politicians out of system for next election cycle or two
georgia republican: ending confederate holidays 'no better than what isis is doing'
"yes, but how did he die?' ghoulish american public asks of recent celebrity death while rubbing delicate, bony hands together and smiling thinly"
dad busts his daughter for drinking in the most epic way possible
"trump to violate iran nuclear deal, vows to reimpose sanctions"
texas ebola patient 'fighting for his life'
chaplain who said there's 'no such thing as transgenderism' now says obeying constitution serves satan
"there are 1,000 percent more avocados available in the u.s. than 40 years ago"
january is the month for personal renewal
local church full of brainwashed idiots feeds town's poor every week
report: keep reading and nobody gets hurt
proposed immigration law calls for u.s. to shut down border slide
trump administration may use executive authority to tweak obamacare's rules
online university allows students to amass crippling debt at own pace
jennifer lawrence honored robert de niro at the glaad media awards the only way she knows how
woman unaware she's only person on acid at james taylor concert
ryan zinke calls for legislation to slow down destruction of wildlife so he can truly savor every minute of it
assistant uses cake to smuggle cake-decorating set to martha stewart
"nyc mayor: 'reconcile yourselves with your god, for all will perish in the tempest'"
donald trump calls kim jong un a 'smart cookie'
"woodstock '99 revenue projections displayed on multi-colored, laminated boards somewhere in l.a."
shaq was the only one who didn't hear about kobe's retirement poem
catapults v. curtains -- girl books and boy books
"beanie baby collection stares at owner with 226 cold, dead eyes"
new hampshire passes law forcing old people to watch gays marry
wall street executive telling friend how amazing it is to see clinton live
video shows biker gang pounding driver on california highway
"teens throwing rocks at overgrown, long-vacant supreme court seat"
jetblue could soon let you scan your face to board planes
this type of breast cancer is more deadly for black women
the dawn of old face: turning 30 is all the terrible things they said it would be
"christmas dinner: 14 easy, elegant recipes"
supreme court told to take down tip jar
last officer from pearl harbor battleship uss arizona dies at 100
trump asks entire senate to clear out of chamber so he can speak to comey alone
"new york homeless speak out on government aid, shelter programs"
bisexual: the new 'it' word
goody introduces new line of governess hairbrushes for raking across the scalps of insolent little girls
"spain just made history -- twice. here's what went down, hour by hour"
"area woman not a morning, afternoon, or night person"
good scissors not in the fucking drawer
4 hours scrolling through facebook before bed referred to as 'winding down'
"these are the home trends you'll see all year, according to pinterest"
benadryl introduces new non-drowsy allergy dart
mark zuckerberg promises that misuse of facebook user data will happen again and again
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 21
area man dying to tell someone his cool password
it just got easier for detroit students to pay for college
coworker running ncaa tournament pool really relishing his one week of significance
groom getting cold feet about bachelor party
inhibitions dropped after first sip of beer
five minutes of watching indian channel leads to five hours of watching indian channel
bat disease epidemic still expanding throughout north america
area mom adds ankle weights to already bizarre workout routine
7-year-old puts on uno face
entire conversation with parents spent changing the subject
fran drescher screeches out for cancer awareness
these were the snowiest ski resorts in america last year
paul ryan adds 14-ounce training weights to speaker's gavel
nra: 'please try to remember all the wonderful things guns do for us every day'
bush celebrates millionth utterance of 'lessons of sept. 11'
band targeted in paris attacks makes emotional return to finish concert
newspaper starting to worry spending so much time on facebook not healthy for it
training tomorrow's leaders in higher education
dnc takes out full-page ad thanking alabama's working-class white voters
"a rising tide lifts all boats,' but the boatless are left to suffer"
iowan comforts sobbing jeb bush at town hall
jilted bride penned the world's most depressing ebay listing
shoddy chinese-made stock market collapses
binge-watching netflix is making you feel lonely and depressed
president's lawyers move to discredit michael cohen by pointing out history of committing crimes for trump
blimp crashes to the ground at u.s. open
area mom issues stern warning on road where she once got a ticket
live updates on greece's debt crisis
"area woman not yelling at you, she's just saying"
area stand-up comedian questions the deal with drive-thru windows
"supermodel stephanie seymour arrested, charged with drunken driving"
man accused of molesting 5 kids
snooping on your smartphone: how to avoid apps spying on you
diabetic 8-year-old throws worst birthday party ever
drunk driver in the zone
how you can help stop children from being placed in adult prisons
the only way to know what neil gorsuch really thinks about gay sex is to ask him about it
surge soda is back! (and has already sold out once)
employee's multitasking doesn't include work
tom hanks vows he won't stop until he has portrayed every last american
hip-hop legends salt-n-pepa want more women in rap today
"christie describes isis as grave, towering, meaty threat to u.s. while staring at diner patron's corned beef sandwich"
trump faces allegations over charity that forced other politicians to resign
queen elizabeth rushed to hospital for royal blood transfusion
will smith: the black man everyone at work can agree on
9 senior white house staffers injured in collapse of overcrowded truman balcony
will new scientific breakthroughs pave the way for more climate-related lawsuits?
there's no way james comey said what trump claims he did
frustrated rick santorum still waiting for go-ahead from god to suspend presidential campaign
senate appropriations has no funding for betsy devos' private school voucher hopes
"look, just tell us who to kill,' snaps u.s. general as trump enters 20th minute of rambling answer on syria"
everyone should take a lesson from this adorably grateful kid
buckingham palace guards impressed by first lady's ability to never crack smile
ava duvernay is first black woman to direct a dc superhero film with 'new gods'
conscience quietly let go as paul ryan policy advisor
watch: how do you train for a competitive eating contest?
drunken man careens wildly across internet
boy who asked mailman for junk mail in viral story pays kindness forward
josh earnest's first wh briefing didn't end so well
beefy little boy on boogie board misses fourth wave in a row
romney takes in more money than obama for 612th consecutive month
don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you
inside los angeles' first ever marijuana farmers' market
what happened to america's first muslims?
tom cruise shares frightening slow motion video of ankle-breaking stunt
at&t builds windowless black tower
warren buffett's son pledges $90 million to support girls and women of color
chinese man just glad fuckin' 4716 over
rookie usda agent vomits after seeing first rotten orange
"for north carolina attorney general, running for governor will mean taking on his top client"
how to survive the senior year stressfest
wolf pack fails to raise orphaned infant
a valentine like no other
conceptual genius goes as self for halloween
fast food customers less appealing than in commercial
robert reich pleads with trump to quit it with the 'petty' and 'vindictive' tweets
traveler amazed by sheer number of mexicans
ben & jerry's new flavor 'empower mint' is more political and punny than ever
thinking more broadly about mothering this mother's day
nba players #prayforpaulgeorge after horrific injury
how boredom can lead to failure
report: spider
fbi has 'grave concerns' on republican-authored fisa memo trump wants released
the tiger mom tax: asians nearly twice as likely to get higher price from princeton review
this country's capital just made it punishable to catcall women
hillary clinton steals the show with pitch-perfect cameo in 'song for women 2017'
raytheon ceo sends obama another article about mounting unrest in libya
philippine congress agrees to extend mindanao martial law to end of year
leo dicaprio: green tech can soon meet 100% of global energy needs
fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in
completely unfair that man ended up on sex offender registry just for public urination on a child
dr. krugman meets dr. fox
jimmy fallon gets heartfelt after revealing he almost lost his finger
compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba
discouraged bush begins seeking approval of other nations
single mom ready to get back out there during 30 minutes per week she's not working or watching daughter
"martini, rossi slain by anti-spumanti extremists"
john legend goes in chrissy teigen drag to reenact twitter feuds with trevor noah
her heart remembers: the break
"watch live: bernin up nyc dance party in brooklyn, new york"
what it's like to lose a patient to suicide as a mental health professional
gap debuts new line of children's sweaters to clutch to chest when son goes missing
watch abbi from 'broad city' strip naked and rock out to lady gaga
philippine president duterte declares martial law after isis-linked attack
mexico in the making: the emerging tech and entrepreneurship community
why russell simmons wants trump to win the gop nomination
completely unknown employee begins sending email updates to office
"five years after sandy, lessons for today's hurricane victims"
what mount greenwood's reaction to joshua beal's death says about white chicago
race is on to find treatment for mystery illness paralyzing children
paramount pictures proudly shelves latest film
amount of water man just used to wash dish to be prize of hand-to-hand combat match in 2065
how fake meat may change our future thanksgiving dinners
"another poll: the continuing, debilitating impact of workplace stress"
el salvador is on track to become world homicide leader
state appoints obviously hungover attorney
"couple going at it like tired, sexually incompetent rabbits"
new sat section tests ability to pay tuition
uk resumes sharing information with u.s. about attack after trump calls for probe
alan keyes admits: 'i just enjoy campaigning'
issa rae's unapologetic support of black stars at the emmys is a mood
heroic goldfish given viking flushing
supernatural powers vested in local pastor
train passengers defend elderly asian couple from racist tirade
jon bon jovi jealous of former classmate who made it out of jersey
"study: beginning email with short, disingenuous inquiry into personal life best way to network"
what's next for the obamas? michelle promises they're 'not gone'
"mount vernon says it owns george washington's copy of don quixote, not glenn beck"
comedian writes about abusive relationship in moving instagram post
report: cost of raising neglected children still low as ever
suave releases new 20-year leave-in conditioner
"new app sends dating profile straight to friends, coworkers to laugh at without ever connecting users to each other"
trump administration axes funding for nasa system that monitors greenhouse gases
black panther' hits $1 billion mark in worldwide box office numbers
the evolution of cannabis culture in washington d.c.
communists now least threatening group in u.s.
"suicide bombing a cry for help, vengeance against the infidel"
teen anxious for cigarette addiction to kick in
here's the drunk history of fall out boy
david byrne holds up old suit to show how far he's come in weight loss journey
new documentary focuses on life of eva braun's late husband
"ireland, gay marriage and the church"
nation has heart set on last muffin
jimmy kimmel suggests the perfect vacation spots for bill o'reilly
how a pet store trip can teach your kids about cruelty
hypothetical question clearly not hypothetical
man sort of curious what his last straw is going to be
doctors recommend getting 8 centuries of cryosleep
podcast a cry for help
teen's natural drive to murder sexual rivals successfully channeled into 'super smash bros.' victory
virginia board votes to amend harsh abortion clinic regulations
report: massive hypocrisy just flat-out gets the job done
nation's poor bastards never even saw it coming
here's how people are commemorating veterans day
why chinese parents don't say 'i love you'
climate deal text 'agreed' in paris
report: apocalypse actually happened 3 years ago
why i'm thinking of separating from a wonderful man after 27 years together
james corden delivers emotional tribute to the 'manchester i know'
here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far
sen. dick lugar placed on congressional disabled list with strained hamstring
is it time to level the playing field for college athletes?
youtube reaches 1 trillion racist comments
parents trying to gauge if son complete idiot before deciding whether to move to better school district
the most important thing i want my wife to know this mother's day
artist's 'trumpbeast' is a chilling portrait of the current administration
a guide to taylor swift's dating history
5 in u.s. charged with terrorism-related crimes
sean spicer announces there only enough time left in career for couple more questions
"migrant boat to europe sinks, some 200 feared dead"
breaking: can anyone ever truly know anything? what is the truth?
only nba nerds will catch the joke in this nba 2k16 trailer
"morgan spurlock admits history of sexual misconduct, including rape accusation"
michelle wolf speaks out on white house correspondents' dinner controversy
aroldis chapman's trade to los angeles dodgers reportedly on hold for domestic violence probe
"trump insists he never thought about firing mueller, feeding him to pack of rabid dogs, mounting head in oval office as trophy"
supreme court agrees to disagree on abortion issue
kasich privately worried he'll never have charisma necessary to incite supporters to violent frenzy
newly discovered journal entries reveal sacagawea's repeated attempts to ditch lewis and clark
the global search for education: latin america is online
democrats agree to compromise on superdelegates and other reforms
majority of office's supplies used to apply for different job
how the iran nuclear deal came to be
gm announces plans to recall driverless car by 2021
"israel tells african migrants, asylum-seekers to leave or go to jail"
the fed and the markets
longtime teacher retires without changing a single student's life
theory of intelligent school-board design disproven
"tom gilbert, actor who portrays tv's regis philbin, to leave 'regis & kelly' show"
bag of potatoes desperately searching for dirt
8 super effective ways to use social media to land your next job
voice coming from dnc sound system during sanders address clearly hillary clinton's
"russian foreign minister meets with tillerson, denies interfering"
"man torn between boycotting indiana, visiting evansville zoo"
study finds majority of u.s. currency has touched financial executive's nude body
how to make feijoada
elizabeth warren: new chat system lets banks avoid regulation with 'a wink and a nod'
god planning to get rid of harsh shadows by adding second sun
pentagon planning
i'm an 18-year-old boy who wears blue nail polish -- get over it
physics teacher's car accident would've made perfect example for class
republican running for open montana house seat doubles down on creationist stance
geopolitical balance of power somehow unaffected by death of princess
what if they held an anti-immigrant party and nobody came?
jeb bush campaign adviser serves on board of predatory college itt
professors try to figure out what 'bae' and 'on fleek' mean
watch live: pro-volleyball star gabby reece dishes on nbc's new fitness show
jack lew defends efforts to help banks process marijuana sales
man who never missed 'ally mcbeal' back in the day joins trump legal team
"this map will change the way you see westeros,' reports never-ending cascade of subhuman bullshit"
chained pen yearns to visit rest of bank
donald trump says hollywood pulled 'the race card' with criticism at oscars
god rewinds time to watch man fall off trampoline again
james corden makes emotional plea for gun control after vegas tragedy
new york post sportswriter claims he was fired for anti-trump tweet
epa study: rivers shouldn't smell like shit
reality of fatherhood never truly dawned on man until he held newborn son's hospital bill
last civil war tortoise dies
cyclist clearly loves signaling turns
a healer is discovered: galen comes home
brian williams takes over 'today'
icy cave at peak of andes mountains now sole remaining place on earth where you can escape this
united airlines offering immigrants special flights that circle u.s. awaiting gaps in travel ban
diy: sports equipment closet
"wacky morning zoo crew dj threatened by younger, wackier morning zoo crew dj"
song of redemption: the frank morgan story
19 times flower girls brought some major style to the bridal party
your kids: are they sexy enough?
bill cosby announces dates for u.s. college commencement tour
man remembers it summer solstice after noticing group of pagans fucking in ring of fire on way to work
"at the university of texas,  echoes of its confederate past reverberate in the present"
i'm entering the empty nest stage of purses
man getting futon all dolled up for craigslist photo shoot
"aclu sues milwaukee over stop-and-frisk, widening challenge to police practice"
baby loses train of thought
writer unwilling to admit his screenplay perfect fit for justin long
an apology expert analyzes the explanation for melania trump's plagiarism
presidential debate ignores climate change ... again
"depressed, butter-covered tom vilsack enters sixth day of corn bender after losing vp spot"
republican congressmen torched at angry town hall meetings in california
these astronauts hugged it out in response to reporter's question about political tension
real-life stranger on a train less interesting than hitchcock version
archivists discover unpublished michael crichton manuscript about amusement park that operates without a hitch
dog unaware it isn't starving
methadone clinic must be having some sort of big party
spotify and bumble will finally let you judge potential dates based on their music taste
"universities, public spaces and the democratic way of life"
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trump boys chasing wounded boar around white house
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frontier airlines tells customers to just fucking deal with it
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"brazil prison riot kills at least 27 inmates, reports say"
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three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton
report: north korea just enjoys nuclear talks
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vietnamese singer wins international transgender beauty pageant
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south african politician proclaims a 'non-racial' era after vote wins
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tom hanks reveals the origin of his famous 'forrest gump' accent
amber tamblyn reveals she's expecting a baby girl in powerful essay about motherhood
dianne feinstein horrified after new gun control bill disintegrates immediately upon crossing into senate chamber
sheets changed after every breakup
employees given list of doctors shitty enough to accept company's health insurance plan
our nation's guard rails: are they safe enough?
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pelosi: 'we must fight even harder against trump's authoritarian impulses now that we've voted to enable them'
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bill nye slams cnn for putting climate change skeptic on earth day panel
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cops and educators agree: arming teachers is a terrible idea
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katie couric admits to 'embarrassing' herself over trans issues
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israeli government found to be in league with jewry
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police group makes a big admission about 'justifiable' police shootings
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"ted cruz, rand paul are insiders running in an outsiders' game"
russian government finishes euthanizing thousands of stray journalists for world cup
newlywed britney spears hangs bloody sheet in window for reporters
frenzied trump supporters admit they'd be just as happy tearing him to pieces
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eighty percent of al-qaeda no. 2s now dead
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florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17
new carpet cleaner safe for pets that were meant to go on living
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"turns out joss whedon was actually comparing donald trump to a dog, not ivanka"
the tr*mp effect: transgender folks' mental health post-election
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study: 84% of couples who walk around exploring new neighborhood never make it home
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even blue ivy joined james corden's 'carpool karaoke' at the grammys
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"i love my boyfriend, but i hate our relationship: on non-monogamy"
ty cobb returns to old private practice in enchanted forest toadstool
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biden calls dibs on qaddafi's clothes
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robin wright explains why she fought for equal pay for 'house of cards'
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departing bo obama lands k street lobbyist position
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area man not about to tie his shoe when he's 4 blocks away from sitting down
out-of-control angel kills dozens of bystanders at vatican air show
10 things you didn't know about cameron diaz
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netanyahu: playing us for fools
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"we will never speak of this again,' says trump to mohammed bin salman as they dump khashoggi's body into new jersey river"
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stephen colbert: it's time for john kelly to spank the president
"hanes apologizes, pulls t-shirts from shelves after seeing how local man looks in them"
ryan seacrest nervous about how audiences will respond to slightly shorter haircut
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oklahoma governor likens striking teachers to a teen who 'wants a better car'
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taylor swift inspires 200 million fans to register to vote in tennessee
museum's audio guide informs visitors how much more they getting out of experience than others
inauguration crowd moves to white house gates to watch presidency happen
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sean hannity: donald trump should deny press credentials to major news outlets
pfizer death penalty drug decision greeted by activists – but states fight on
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new ice agent establishes dominance by beating up biggest child prisoner on first day
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trump campaign selects mike pence as concrete reminder that this all really happening
study: majority of new marine life species now discovered while cleaning oil spills
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china to send elite army unit to ebola-hit liberia
"faa installs 36,000-foot-tall air traffic lights"
psychiatrists call for special clinics to prescribe ketamine as anti-depressant
nhl athlete offers the worst non-apology for a slur in sports history
man hoping to accidentally see roommate's girlfriend naked
house passes dead-on-arrival bill to address border crisis
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james corden shuts down bill o'reilly's slavery comments
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drought costs californians an extra $2 billion in electricity expenses
lululemon executives furious after focus group leaves product testing with self-esteem intact
from tacos to pad thai: 12 standout shrimp recipes
cannon overshoots tim kaine across wells fargo center
photographer assumes endless identities in her mother's clothes
the g-20 declaration makes a major mention of the world's top infectious killer
dallas police chief who guided force during sniper attack to retire
bush texting while mahmoud abbas speaks
cackling warren buffett burns entire fortune in front of nation
lakers fan is like 'screw this' and puts on a warriors jersey mid-game
kanye sends flowers to presidential running mate taylor swift
why is it so darn hard for women to lose that baby weight?
"student athletes, open mics and ncaa profiteers"
new smithsonian exhibit honors thousands of pets who joined workforce after owners left to fight in world war ii
"critiquing democratic responses to the 2016 election- part i, the problem lies with working class voters themselves"
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jeremy piven outraged microsoft word doesn't recognize his name
trump gives muslim on fence about radicalizing just the push he needed
stars with gray hair prove getting older isn't all that bad
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quantum political scientists hypothesize country headed in both right and wrong directions simultaneously
exasperated james holmes requests media stop calling him 'alleged' colorado shooter
businessman does his work lying on bed like schoolgirl
god provides gift to women in form of marketing analyst bradley ennis
strangers to send 'nice bucket' gift to ice challenge prank victim in moving show of solidarity
barbara boxer tells bob corker it's 'reckless' and 'irresponsible' to vote now on iran bill
obama sarcastically asks how israel afforded such a great missile defense system
i'm bi. it took me 21 years to come out of the closet and say it.
8 latinas every american woman should thank
bathroom-disinfectant ad reinforces obsessive-compulsive disorder
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why millions of americans are raiding their retirement savings
taylor swift mourns death of boyfriend christopher dorner
philly cheesesteak either perfect or disgusting
subsidiary publication recommends you see parent corporation's movie
cory booker tries to relate to rural voters by mangling hand in grain auger
nation secretly hoping 9/11 becomes a day off soon
busy woman keeps best-dressed oscar slideshow tab open to be savored as sumptuous feast at her leisure
politicians call for schneiderman to resign over physical abuse allegations
the one thing you probably didn't know about genetic inheritance
new york times' bully knocks stack of polls from nate silver's hands
what should we believe: marco rubio or math?
last beer in six pack drunk with plastic rings still attached
millions of plants sent from nation's garden departments to their deaths
greenspan to play 15 unannounced small-club shows
surviving and thriving through adversity: a transgender bathroom and hiv love story
pope francis pardons those who dodged the draft during crusades
company to get head start on christmas layoffs this year
obama increases sense of urgency by riding last white rhino on earth through climate talk
clinton and sanders face off in wyoming as race heats up
literary theorists admit they still have no idea what animal farm about
mitch mcconnell celebrates brett kavanaugh as culmination of everything he's worked against
ny governor assigns investigation into eric schneiderman abuse allegations
ellen degeneres prepares to host academy awards by spending eight hours a day in oscars simulator
house reauthorizes controversial surveillance law
i'm finally ok with letting myself be 'uncomfortable'
"martin luther king bust first thing to go, romney adviser quietly thinking"
amanda slavin: not just a statistic
is 2017 set up for a financial crisis?
chuck schumer warns trump not to ruin budget talks by getting involved
near-death experience followed by right-on-the-money death experience
warm approach of potential new friendship just street canvasser again
here's proof 'doing what you love' pays off
medical marijuana patients can't bring up drug's medical use in federal trial
what our grieving family needs from loved ones this holiday season
5 signs that you should end your relationship
"yes, you can use government money to get out of student loan default"
political' science: it's déja vu all over again
widespread power outage strikes detroit
snl praised for 'draw muhammad' skit
gop leaders assure sobbing rubio it not his fault party splitting up
area woman said 'sorry' 118 times yesterday
court tosses scott walker's food stamp drug testing lawsuit
new altar boy clearly not ready for spotlight of 10 a.m. sunday mass
clinton dragged up on stage to sing 'sweet home alabama' with the band
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fivethirtyeight staff finds hundreds of nate silvers representing every voting demographic in america after disastrous aggregator explosion
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27-year-old regrets 'funky cold medina' tattoo
veteran congressman can still remember when inaction on gun violence actually presented a moral dilemma
stacey dash still just as 'clueless'
nitroglycerin chex gingerly pulled from shelves
study determines whether family or friends are the key to long life
"trump will not campaign for roy moore in alabama, white house says"
ryan seacrest will work red carpet at oscars despite sexual misconduct claims
"public outraged as price of fast-depleting, non-renewable resource skyrockets"
obama to cut costs by packing lunch every day for u.s. populace
nation's underfunded public education system to experiment with shortened 6-day school year
john oliver: nratv is like a 'deranged letter from a serial killer'
watch john kasich lead an awkward david bowie sing-along
glass ceiling. glass closet. glass cubicle. this is living?
10 reasons you should never step foot in a shopping mall
abortion buffer-zone ruling in mccullen: the supreme court's facade of unity and the future of abortion rights
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hillary clinton joins jennifer lopez onstage to encourage voters to 'get loud'
bigfoot unveiling turns into huge toe job
candidate turns to focus group for position on rape
gay marriage passes in 9 states after area homosexual dunks on regulation rim
distrust and verify: an appropriate u.s. government response to sudan government actions
man straight-up demands to know how many siblings coworker has
famed chef homaro cantu found dead
scientists announce today best time to look directly at sun
"drunk naked man streaks at women's march, pays the price"
area woman will see any movie that takes place between 1743 and 1919
an open letter on behalf of undocumented immigrants
badass surgeon puts on fingerless latex gloves before operating
bruce davis eligible for parole for charles manson family murders
john kasich admits he's against d.c. statehood because it would give democrats more votes
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retired security guard pens open letter to colin kaepernick about national anthem
tour guide always builds in 10 minutes for everyone in group to mount cannon like horse
wall street journal lays off 150 stipple-portrait artists
police officer wouldn't have killed black man if he knew everyone would make such a big fuss about it
orangutan's horrific death underscores need for brands to use certified palm oil
personals ad takes hardline anti-fatties stance
obama explains difference between police reform and 'war on cops'
area man will be judge of whether woman actually true baseball fan
roommate's boyfriend drinking yet another can of soda
12 gift ideas for couples who don't take themselves too seriously
greg behrendt releases new book for children: your parents aren't that into you
bhutanese man can't believe pharmacy already stocking stuff for lhabab duchen
bill o'reilly's advertisers can't keep looking the other way
i know a lot of radical muslims
"convict sentenced to generating $80,000 to $100,000 in profits for private prison"
selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street
carly fiorina promises to fight for whoever everyday americans are
neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer
pelosi: 'we must fight even harder against trump's authoritarian impulses now that we've voted to enable them'
pregame foolishly squandered on actually planning out evening
kim jong-un thrown into labor camp for attempting to cross border into south korea
"huffpost hill - nazis to pound pavement, skulls for trump"
suitcase spends all year looking forward to carousel ride
white house raises official hurricane florence death toll to -17
report: just go ahead and tell yourself bribery is the only reason you didn't get into columbia
tesla announces major upgrade to original roadster
apple user acting like his dad just died
it's agreed: former cia chief michael hayden didn't kill jesus
strange looking' pup finds the perfect family
penn state fined record $2.4 million over sandusky case
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ben carson says college protests against racism could spark 'anarchy'
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heavy rain floods university's library canteen in just 2 minutes
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embarrassed whale panicking about huge barnacle outbreak before date
minnie driver optioned by harrison ford
blaming black voter turnout in virginia
trump announces paris climate deal rejection in front of 16 running faucets
man running toward departing train must have finally realized he loves her
a brief (pun intended) history of lawyers in movies
nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb
students watch in sympathy as teacher's humongous ass erases part of whiteboard
"romney during victory speech: 'man, this is a weak field'"
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this senate candidate explains how god-awful and life consuming fundraising is
u.n. secretary general staring straight at israeli ambassador while describing horrors of apartheid in nelson mandela speech
anne hathaway to moms: 'there is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy'
karl rove ensures republican elected as student body president
trump administration increasingly at odds with u.s. intelligence community
4 tips to help your brand reach the millennial market
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"prog noir and beyond: conversations with tony levin, cactus' carmine appice, jim mccarty, and jake shimabukuro"
clergy abuse advocates fear pope francis is making it harder for victims to speak up
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triple bombings in baghdad kill 72 in worst violence so far this year
donald trump says he'll stick with personal twitter account as president
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dalai lama announces next life to be his last before retirement
georgia republican: ending confederate holidays 'no better than what isis is doing'
cat stevens declares jihad on james taylor
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male gaze falls on buffalo chicken bites
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magna carta: awesome tale
man wishes live nation would email him whenever any band playing anywhere
officials warn flint residents that some areas have higher lead levels than filters can handle
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obama administration facing more opposition to atlantic drilling plans
busybody fireman ruins suicide attempt
"the view from the mountaintop: martin luther king's turbulent, tragic last year"
frustrated debate moderator reminds audience to refrain from john kasich chants while other candidates speaking
this year's primary left most voters with a lower opinion of the gop
quest for affordable housing drives people away from the coasts
microwave used as alarm clock
flustered mathematician unable to recommend good number
8 techie things everyone over 50 needs to know
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twitch streamer sets new record for longest stream lying dead on camera
"it doesn't look that cold out, reports man who doesn't have thermo-sensing eyes"
that's it? what the heck was that?' says dad in scorched-earth review of movie you suggested family watch together
the onion apologizes
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huffpost appoints aman sethi as india editor-in-chief
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two non-binary college activists on creating space for themselves on campus
5 things you miss about married life as a divorced mom
friend tells depressing details of how he's covered by freelancers union
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establishment-backed moderate wins heated democratic house primary in texas
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pizza hut employee still hanging around after shift
owner admits fantasy team in rebuilding year
donald trump was losing this election anyway
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u.s. reverses course and offers new dates for nato talks
west virginia teachers plan statewide strike
safety and security: not just for college students
the education department officially won't deal with transgender students experiencing bathroom discrimination
authorities confirm north korea now has missile capable of hitting sam waterston's house
velociraptor from 'jurassic park' dies
mom calmly emptying dishwasher as if shrieking argument didn't happen 10 minutes ago
american politics in moral free-fall
margaret atwood: 'the handmaids are supposed to be aliens'
white house announces sasha obama to now be played by britney watkins
montana has the highest death rate for white americans -- and it's rising
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens"
10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book
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how peter thiel's gawker battle could open a war against the press
5 crazy things about monday night's historic kansas-oklahoma game
bouncer instructed not to let people like himself in
american muslims are fearful but resilient about their place in trump's america
annie mumolo talks funny women and the possibility of a 'bridesmaids' sequel
"sales of chamomile tea, gas masks up sharply"
baby can already tell crib he's in going to be recalled
"with next term looming, supreme court justices mull new cases"
house panel votes to keep congressional reports private
the first h&m x balmain campaign images are finally here
bakery owner vows to stop making wedding cakes altogether after pro-gay court ruling
why a local news station's decision to live-stream a potential suicide is dangerous
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cnbc cameraman can't believe he's filming another blog off a computer monitor
rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are 'untrue'
lessons from my father: education is the key to success
hints of hope emerge in deadly american bat plague
talented kiddos recreate iconic 'dirty dancing' scene on 'america's got talent'
i'm going to the women's march on washington for my daughters and young girls everywhere
french foreign ministry calls on french nationals to leave libya
"supreme court legalizes gay marriage after landmark 193,000,000-115,000,000 decision"
mr. falafel' owner does not actually like being addressed as mr. falafel
james comey just exposed his own hypocrisy on hillary clinton's emails
the nra museum showcases guns from the same hollywood it says is 'glorifying' violence
affordable fast food that's good for you? what a concept
new documentary to finally shed light on nation's fast food chains
damning video surfaces of trump accepting gop nomination for president
cardi b doesn't owe you anything
non-alcoholic beer inventor unveils new non-adhesive glue
hr director reminds employees that any crying done at office must be work-related
watch lil wayne & drake perform new single during tour opener
obama's still trying to convince people his birth certificate is real
sesame street mourns death of original letter k
a mother's day tribute to my mother-in-law
topeka mayor now highest-ranking non-indicted republican official
report: former microsoft ceo agrees to buy clippers for $2 billion
yogi bear' movie introduces boring cartoon character to new generation
earth orbit: getting crowded... much faster
republicans outraged by inaccuracies in metallica documentary
"while trump attacks colin kaepernick, the quarterback is donating to meals on wheels"
"in aftermath of northern california fires, schools brace for newly homeless students"
what selma blair's 'outburst' teaches us about mixing pills and alcohol
what's good for cuomo is bad for students
britain's labour party readies for potential leadership battle
baby feels foolish after realizing stranger waving at toddler next seat over
a pennsylvania house race embodies the fight for the future of the democratic party
"clinton credits nevada victory to inescapable, pitch-black tide of fate"
senate passes blame by vote of 91-8
brian boitano sobs quietly in dark
photographer says instagram couldn't handle portraits of women's pubic hair
bored u.s. postmaster general creates beard from stamps during meeting
34-year-old woman anxiously realizes she doesn't have much time left to have career
"this girl dressed up as michelle obama for school, and michelle loved it"
police release footage of man who died after being pepper sprayed
artist's stunning image honors the moment one woman defied a neo-nazi march
man who does everything at last minute wonders how you do it
report: female interns earn only three-fourths of college credit that male counterparts do
talking to our children about capital controls
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washington insider: white house story on porter 'doesn't add up'
humanity hoping it only has to put up with few more millennia of this shit
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new evidence suggests last ice age caused by earth floating into extremely chilly part of galaxy
kathy griffin lawyers up to address 'bullying' from trump family
reflections of an alzheimer's spouse: anger
watch your favorite musicians perform 'the hamilton mixtape' live
fbi: 'you know you're desperate when you're asking the american people for help'
how one mom taught her 7-year-old daughter to accept her natural beauty
"on facebook, trump's longtime butler calls for obama to be killed"
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woman plunges 6 feet down open new jersey cellar
michelle obama shutters 'let's move!' program after failed 3-year run
bp pledges to continue being huge profitable corporation
texas ebola patient 'fighting for his life'
report: typical city bus contains no fewer than four erections at any given time
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teen football recruit makes bold statement about black lives at training camp
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"congress may resurrect earmarks. in some states, they never went away"
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paris jackson stands up to social media haters and their 'ridiculous' expectations
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girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal
beauty legend bobbi brown on why you should probably throw away your sunblock and skip the botox
"aclu sues milwaukee over stop-and-frisk, widening challenge to police practice"
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tyson holds contest to let fans submit new ideas for torturing chicken to death
hilary duff's number-one fan tasered
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department of education hires art teacher to spread evenly across all u.s. public schools
lingerie-wearing boehner: 'we still have a very pretty speaker of the house'
report: underpaid migrant laborers working 18 hours per day on fifa legal defense
porch ceded to bats
"i'm a therapist, and sometimes i get deeply lonely – here's how i deal"
"obama in hiroshima: a visit to honor, not apologize"
trump administration adds more foreign guest worker visas
missing maryland college student who prompted campus closure found dead
civilian casualty flattered to have been mistaken for hamas leader
"i've learned how to piss people off — and you should, too"
history teacher removed from classroom for comparing trump to hitler
scientists put sleep-inducing power of agribusiness today into pill
report: clinton accepted rebate while in office depot
top hud official worked at cambridge analytica -- but it's not in his bio
neurosurgeon heckled from observation deck
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alaska senate candidate joe miller says abortion is bankrupting social security
south dakota asked to water north dakota's crops over the weekend
darren sharper faces 20 years in prison under plea deal
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boyfriend forced to express secondhand outrage
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study: those who go to college earn more degrees over lifetime than those who do not
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chris farley has hilarious cardiac arrest
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surgeon general confirms a bit of blow here and there won't kill ya
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woman pays full price for carpet during one-day-only non-sale
another open letter to betsy devos from a public school teacher
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a radical post-bernie cooperative multicultural immigrant manifesto
poll worker injured by trump sign booby-trapped with razor blades
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10-year-old denies girl-liking allegations
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"larry wilmore throws some serious shade at brian williams, the media"
molly hatchet posts surprise upset in former deep purple district
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parents of kidnapped girls make desperate plea
what happened when a black reporter crashed a white nationalist event
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remarkable new documentary on burma's children
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"samsung to halt global sales, exchanges of galaxy note 7"
let this daft captain convince you to take a boat instead of a plane
historical archives: notice to the publik
"pennsylvania diocese releases names of 51 clergy, laypeople accused of misconduct"
vr pioneer chris milk: virtual reality will mirror life like nothing else before
"the whiteness break — focusing on ourselves, solidarity, healing and trust"
serena williams tried to deposit first $1 million check at bank drive-thru
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"welcome to myanmar's (empty) capital city, president obama!"
"no, gay marriage wasn't a conservative win"
an educator's lament: part i -- symptoms of our educational demise
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"donald trump promised ten of these things, guess which one he actually did"
all men are created equal. does president trump agree?
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parents fight to save their two daughters after tragic diagnosis
donald trump's health secretary pick literally ran away from birther question
exxonmobil vows lenient treatment for any species that surrenders voluntarily
"vatican on sex abuse report: 'listen, no normal person is going to sign up to be a priest'"
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biden huddling with closest advisers on whether to spend 200 bucks on scorpions tickets
"how to apply lipstick, even if you're a total spaz"
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donald trump has a new conspiracy theory. this one involves google.
"windows toolbar, mouse cursor visible throughout memorial service slideshow"
star wars' fans are freaking out because 'jedi' in 'the last jedi' is plural
"vacation jason' of 'the chris gethard show' drops new single, banana peels at aol"
everyone at consumer electronics show forced to share single surge protector
"multiple tornadoes rip through oklahoma, injuring 7"
how ancestry.com is quietly transforming itself into a medical research juggernaut
background checks for gun sales hit record high on black friday
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u.s. navy creates cool new 'ping' sound
john kelly roots out remaining priebus sympathizers hiding in tunnels throughout white house
phone-sex ad masturbated to for 0 cents a minute
"revolutionary advances in abortion access: why not in the u.s., too?"
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how you can help save the bees -- even in winter
jimmy fallon's #myroommateisweird tweets sum up all your roomie nightmares
matt gaetz insists pointing rifle at michael cohen throughout testimony not witness intimidation
market evidently capable of supporting more than one reality show about cake
will the trump administration ever acknowledge climate change?
last words: alyssa edwards reflects on 'rupaul's all stars drag race'
the grid: startup promises ai webdesign for the masses
harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees
donald trump jr's twitter feud with jimmy kimmel
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obama considering appointing an ebola 'czar' to lead u.s. effort
3 libertarians fuel $7 million super pac in philadelphia's mayoral democratic primary
media ignores cancer struggle of champion unicyclist
democratic senator calls for cia director to resign
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"complete psychopath meets proper screen time, sleep, exercise guidelines"
household death toll climbs to one
nra sends complimentary bereavement gun baskets to families of shooting victims
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eating entire box of donuts not originally part of evening's plan
bar table scientists awarded 4-beer grant to complete analysis on why he's not good enough for you
notorious b.i.g. cremation enters fifth week
senator honored for work with overprivileged americans
"great legs, gross teeth: endurance runners and tooth decay"
"with binomials, just remember foil,' reports man keeping teens from having sex between 2:30 and 3:20"
kendrick lamar and sza sued for allegedly ripping off artist in 'all the stars' video
lawsuit accusing trump of inciting rally violence gets green light from judge
"horrified grimes stumbles upon boyfriend's $18 billion plan for all-new, reinvented grimes"
the problem with science journalism: we've forgotten that reality matters most
donald trump renews call for courts to reinstate travel ban after london incident
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area ladle named secretary of soup
investigative reporter ruins fish sticks for everybody
all flights grounded after faa officials suddenly realize that man was not meant to fly
man wakes from nightmare relieved it only expression of his real-life problems
white house designer michael smith talks obamas and industry secrets
low and unrepresentative voter turnout in california
hedwig' takes home tony for best revival of a musical
washington players celebrate on the field with simulated 'stop and frisk'
5 heroes who need your help amid aleppo crisis
this pic proves simone biles is a mere mortal after all
these new emojis will make you see food differently
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mark zuckerberg touts complete lack of cannibalism on facebook live so far
jennifer aniston takes rare selfie for the best possible reason
inside: what the stars were wearing at terrible movie's gala premiere
shakira just not feeling up to jiggling ass today
next week's school shooting victims thank senate for failing to pass gun bill
could gucci's clueless co-opting of queercore inspire new resistance?
tommy lee jones tells jimmy fallon he doesn't want to play any of his little fucking games
former bernie supporters canvass for clinton in critical philly suburbs
jared kushner received his security clearance: reports
amazon 1-click bankrupts area parkinson's sufferer
hillary clinton: college costs are 'outrageously high'
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tai chi practitioner really slowly dislocates knee
black men's sentences 20 percent longer than white men's for similar crimes
senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls
pregnant kelly rowland glows in form-fitting gown
"hey, which one of you wise guys teleported me into the future?"
cat shreds on a sled
"france's sarkozy calls for two-speed eu, tighter borders"
museum of television and radio acquires rare 'caroline in the city' episode
afeni shakur showed the power of black motherhood
"this time, michael phelps is asking for katie ledecky's autograph"
guy in audience shouts out perfect thing
everyone in sporting goods store looking for something to get on stepson's good side
jon hamm to overenthusiastic fan: 'you're ruining me for everyone'
panicked agriculture secretary momentarily forgets what corn is
hillary clinton campaign shuts down after blowing through $2 billion in first month
cyndi lauper: trump is a 'bum'
dozens of white houses materialize from temporal vortex as trump's changing account of putin meeting tears apart space-time
savvy man registers 'sleepy romney' twitter account just in case candidate looks tired
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"house chaplain delivers soulful prayer for god to save weak-ass, flip-flopping speakers who wound up looking like dipshits in front of everyone"
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"the first chapter of harper lee's 'go set a watchman' has arrived, and readers are thrilled"
bush calls for end to 'era of political argument'
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john kerry: 'there's a massive amount of overclassification'
trump' chant used to intimidate latino high school athletes
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satellite images indicate north korea is working on a ballistic missile submarine
"after ireland, the pressure is on italy to legalize same-sex unions"
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rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot'
incredible waterspout spotted over iowa lake
house conservatives claim democrats have failed black communities
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there is nothing libertarian about conservatives
mike pompeo startled after seeing 'beware of hubris' scrawled in oil on bathroom mirror
how pets can help prevent suicide #nspw2017