headline,is_sarcastic
supreme court votes 7-2 to legalize all worldly vices,1
hungover man horrified to learn he made dozens of plans last night,1
emily's list founder: women are the 'problem solvers' in congress,0
send your kids back to school with confidence,0
watch: experts talk pesticides and health,0
james corden and the red hot chili peppers strip down for 'carpool karaoke',0
u.s. dignity reserves nearly depleted,1
"how to re-ignite the spark in your body, mind and soul",0
report: there still time to convert to christianity before christmas starts,1
education reform and evidence,0
kid honors grandpa's memory with solemn cannonball,1
ragnar from 'vikings' is going where? creator talks season 3,0
pope died as he lived: propped up for public viewing,1
documentary about plymouth rock throws in some world war ii to keep people interested,1
"jews, muslims, hindus agree on chicken",1
the new new net neutrality,0
white house struggled with asian leaders names and countries at g-20,0
see chris hemsworth in his 'ghostbusters' uniform,0
should you marry that guy?,0
parents drop fake treating-you-like-an-adult act half-hour into visit,1
excercise ball all the way over there,1
20 people found refuge in a famous paris bookstore during attacks,0
actress leaves porn past behind with new cinemax erotic thriller,1
kylie jenner and tyga got way handsy in the club like no one was snapchatting,0
transgender lawmaker danica roem: trump shows there's 'no barrier' to getting elected,0
hoodie monks' use hip hop to impart buddhist wisdom,0
concerned parents demand removal of arsenic from periodic table of elements,1
confused zoo officials awkwardly celebrate after endangered panda gives birth to healthy northern white rhino,1
lauren graham just dropped a clue about those final 4 'gilmore girls' words,0
hero dog fills out hospital paperwork,1
logo of smiling cartoon tooth holding brush inspires nothing but confidence in local oral surgeon,1
"matt shepard is a friend of mine,' and my son",0
doctors restore ken burns' full-color vision after removing massive tumor from filmmaker's visual cortex,1
student constructs wedding dress out of divorce papers,0
"trump boys leave $5 bill, candy bar under propped-up laundry basket in effort to catch op-ed writer",1
"vladimir putin, florida man, arrested for trespassing at supermarket",0
trump turns on fox news and tells aides to make whatever they're saying a law,1
big news: the gop has a plan to make a plan to replace obamacare,0
media company looking for ways to get rid of veteran 24-year-old employee,1
friday's morning email: charleston gunman planned attack for months,0
nation would not be surprised at this point if chris brown allegedly traveled back in time and punched anne frank,1
man at point where thought of reince priebus controlling white house pretty comforting,1
heartbreaking rubio campaign email just asks supporters to send something to make him smile,1
this labor day let's rethink the texas miracle,0
celebrities send love to london with touching social media messages,0
icy snowball can already tell it going to make 9-year-old cry,1
bible only work of fiction in family's home,1
epa rolls back emissions standards to increase consumer choice over type of apocalyptic hellscape earth will become,1
trevor noah mocks republican conspiracy theories on russian probe,0
gop throws all financial support behind one candidate,1
the missing link: moving beyond first-level solutions to women's leadership,0
old milwaukee book of world records' confirms title for most punches to shoulder,1
letter of recommendation reused for eighth intern,1
what this haitian priest can teach the rest of us about faith,0
mar-a-lago caddy injures shoulder carrying heavy set of classified national security briefings around golf course,1
heirloom plasticware lovingly handed down to next hundred thousand generations,1
nation still reeling from mega-success of 'mr. popper's penguins',1
this is all the advice you need for surviving hardship,0
cbs picks up nbc nightly news,1
sources: barista not actually flirting with you,1
report: shopoholism may have killed the shoposauruses,1
jellyfish can't wait to fuck up honeymoon,1
stop everything: lady gaga is coming to 'rupaul's drag race',0
ivana trump calls ex-husband to ask him what he did to her beautiful baby boy,1
the 9 amazing spring cleaning tips all dog owners should know,0
sources: hackers vandalized drudge report for last 15 years,1
dogs left outside in the cold have died and been found 'frozen solid',0
campbell's unveils one big can-sized noodle,1
trump's attitude towards sexual misconduct remains disturbing,0
cold panic grips stacey abrams as trump begins delivering speech almost identical to one she wrote,1
infowars moves to ban alex jones,1
bill hader is abso-moochly perfect as anthony scaramucci on 'snl: weekend update',0
gunfire erupts in ferguson after protester is struck by car,0
"police: man killed by officers was holding phone, not gun",0
dolphins chatter more when solving tricky tasks,0
woman in commercial doing yoga to narration of drug's fatal side effects,1
teacher's lounge the site of 5 separate emotional breakdowns today,1
report: causes of death getting less cool over time,1
pantone intern starstruck after meeting designer behind sand dollar 13-1106,1
needle-exchange program attracting 'druggies',1
suspect captured in 'ambush-style attacks' on iowa police officers,0
6 older celebs who stole the show at the golden globes,0
"new, improved google maps lets user launch missile at any location on globe",1
"train collision in belgium kills 3, injures 40",0
longtime sexual fantasy awkwardly fulfilled,1
"childhood brain injury tied to adult anxiety, depression",0
elizabeth warren introduces bill to resolve trump's conflicts of interest,0
nepal calls: part two,0
geckos have a blast during space mission,0
the 'arthur' generation will need to save america,0
uw-whitewater chancellor reprimands students after mistaking skincare product for blackface,0
america ferrera is basically selena quintanilla's twin in this pic,0
"22-year-old broke, homeless 10 days after taking control of own finances",1
bono outbids everyone at charity auction for bono-autographed guitar,1
polish and irish soccer fans shame hooligans with heartwarming embrace,0
man puts glass of water on bedside table in case he needs to make huge mess in middle of night,1
billy bob thornton reportedly taken to er following car accident,0
why model carmen carrera doesn't always want to be considered trans,0
revolutionary new homophobia immersion therapy involves lowering patient into tank of gays,1
inspirational disabled horse crosses preakness finish line after 11 hours,1
managing the restless millennial employee,0
college student wants people to eat chik-fil-a and ketchup off her body,0
billionaire ceo donates rat's ass to world's poor,1
mark zuckerberg defends decision to fly confederate flag at facebook headquarters,1
ghost of brando urges man to finish whole cheesecake,1
going beyond the usual arguments about gun safety,0
"women in business q&a: star jones, president, professional diversity network",0
jonathan rhys meyers apologizes after troubling photos emerge,0
"parents of obama volunteer couldn't be more proud, sick of son",1
mother's day card mailed,1
"when a river is a person: from ecuador to new zealand, nature gets its day in court",0
rubio launches new lines of attack against christie,0
republicans urge obama administration to crack down on sanctuary cities,0
the ego-centric art world is killing art,0
millions of kids might lose health care because congress dropped the ball,0
roy clark deep-fried in beer batter,1
vin diesel reveals groot will dance again in 'guardians of the galaxy' sequel,0
is trouble brewing for the 2015 npt review conference?,0
bitcoin plunge reveals possible vulnerabilities in crazy imaginary internet money,1
report: 87% of goldman sachs employees began job with plans to take down company from inside,1
girlfriend to stay underneath blanket for next 5 months,1
man struggling to pierce orange peel with fingernail under impression he could kill if he had to,1
breaking: ufos spotted on classy porcelain dinnerware,0
catholic couple embraces 'who am i to judge',0
lottery loser angry at lottery winner,1
leather-clad ted cruz greeting voters at reno-area fetish club,1
dad way scarier when controlling temper,1
"weary, cynical woman knows better than to bring tomato plant into world like this",1
atonal composers gather for atony awards,1
obamacare enrollees anxiously await supreme court decision that threatens their coverage,0
man who plays devil's advocate really just wants to be asshole,1
stephen colbert: trump tweets more to attack kristen stewart than condemn anti-semitism,0
fbi employees wear 'comey is my homey' shirts to family day,0
video proof robin williams will always make us laugh,0
is obamacare repeal over? three possible outcomes,0
"interview with louise munson, playwright of luigi",0
"elie wiesel, holocaust survivor and nobel laureate, dead at 87",0
kerry downs another vodka shot as the last of putin's security detail passes out,1
"27 perfect tweets about 'the bachelorette' season 13, episode 6",0
unpaid student-athletes forced to give back the $7 they got for laser tag,0
this 'ouija' parody is so perfect it's scary,0
why changing the world is a two-step process,0
america ferrera and eva longoria call out hollywood racism,0
creating a chemically-free home is easier and cheaper than you think,0
papa john's now offering 3-day home delivery,1
two thumbs down on air nonsense,0
bernie sanders is 'cautiously optimistic' about pulling off an iowa upset,0
area man got so wasted and abusive last night,1
broad city' creators take 'accountability' for using 'white dude power' to bolster show,0
5 mistakes to avoid during your wedding night,0
report: u.s. economy loses $20 billion annually to americans writing ideas down illegibly,1
starfucker gives stephen baldwin a hand job,1
general nathan bedford forrest versus the ku klux klan,0
get tivo' friend's solution to everything,1
usa original movie not that original,1
"ladies, let 1970 cosmo tell you 'things to do with your hands that men like'",0
depressed monkey throwing shit at himself,1
hillary clinton hits trump administration for approach to lgbtq issues,0
few years in military would have really straightened out troubled teen killed on first tour of afghanistan,1
these were the hottest baby names of 2017,0
"music lives, live: montreal jazz festival",0
few animals harmed in making of film,1
"young, transgender and acting on tv",0
author jeff lindsay says goodbye to serial killer dexter with final novel,0
book review: dataclysm,0
congress not sure what it did to make trump think it wouldn't roll over for whatever he wants in syria,1
man at park who set up table full of water cups has no idea how passing marathon runners got impression they can take them,1
yahoo back on top after purchasing millions of 13-year-old girls' blogs,1
the coffee pouring puzzle that's messing with people's minds,0
the light in the piazza: new productions of 'cavalleria rusticana' and 'pagliacci' at the met,0
blake shelton gushes about gwen stefani before her beautiful 'voice' performance,0
alabama forced to release thousands of sex offenders after inmates deny charges,1
nobel prize winners demand better health care for victims of sexual violence in colombia,0
bin laden sends belated threat to israel for 60th birthday,1
is osha protecting at-risk workers under a trump administration?,0
"emails show richard spencer bounced a $10,565 check for florida event",0
central african republic and its neglected tropical diseases,0
brutalized toothbrush wishes owner would just let it die,1
celebrities: are they aware enough of aids?,1
house inappropriations committee suggests nation's women dress a little sexier,1
kim kardashian celebrates 42 million insta followers with raciest pic yet,0
inhibitions found in seedy motel room,1
"las vegas sands pays $9 million to end sec probe into china, macau",0
obama gently guides michelle's hand as she maneuvers drone joystick,1
beyoncé fans are in a panic over their already-purchased coachella tickets,0
turns out running doesn't wreck your knees after all,0
mass graves: are they really more cost-effective?,1
axl rose has something to say about that vocal range chart,0
"nc voters beware: ""libertarian"" sean haugh a phony",0
paranormal expert bores son with ghost story,1
learned sage points out that powerball not as much after taxes,1
"vietnam, revisited",0
haiku reviews: art 2014 roundup iv,0
exhausted paul giamatti to paul giamatti from home today,1
google doodle celebrates planetary discovery in the most adorable way,0
the titanic scenario: could it really happen?,1
six million dollar man' star martin e. brooks dead at age 90,0
man confident perfect dating app waiting for him out there somewhere,1
i told my trump-supporting mom i'm having a biracial baby. here's what happened.,0
modern day activists call it 'historic trauma',0
john boehner beheads juarez cartel member who dared muscle in on his legal weed turf,1
woman allegedly blows up pee sample in a 7-eleven microwave,0
britney rocks short shorts and high heels for a day at disneyland,0
what a hillary clinton nomination means for the glass ceiling (hint: not much),0
barron trump sprints off convention stage in tears after missing note during clarinet solo performance,1
email from mom sent at 5:32 a.m.,1
jake tapper to trump: kim jong un is not a 'smart cookie' — he's a murderer,0
"man who will pay $60,000 in medical bills this year can't afford health insurance right now",1
it kind of pathetic how excited 3-year-old is to see daddy home from work,1
"this is what super mario looks like without hair, and people are freaked out",0
another fire rages at texas chemical factory,0
ana navarro explains why it's hard for marginalized groups to give trump a chance,0
arizona iced tea unveils new 4-foot-tall cans,1
tiger attacks and kills zookeeper at an animal park in spain,0
pope francis rides into st. peter's square on giant glowing lamb for easter mass,1
we deserve better,0
texas governor legalizes previously banned wrestling move,1
8 clever packed lunch hacks we stole from kids,0
watch: fearless chihuahua takes on great dane in most endearing attack of all time,0
new report finds moving to isolated seaside cottage greatly increases productivity,1
real estate insiders to keep close eye on newborn sired by 3-time re/max sales champion,1
nation can't wait to wake up and start eating again,1
nearly half of living nfl veterans show signs of brain injury: study,0
woman devises latest delusional scheme for burning extra calories during workday,1
"broward sheriff's deputy stole dvds, toys from walmart while in uniform: police",0
faith leaders join the fight for lower payday loan rates,0
astronomers admit they made neptune up,1
alice waters: 'we are digesting values' when we eat,0
tribe prepares to keep up pipeline protest through north dakota winter,0
shirtless lifeguard investigates paranormal phenomena,1
the real reason your hands are always cold,0
a triple amputee's dream wedding brings community together,0
jeff sessions opposes bipartisan drug sentencing reform bill,0
americans increasingly believe labor unions benefit the economy,0
us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet,0
light from a black hole seen with a telescope for the first time,0
tsa agent can't bring himself to make dad take off comfy shoes,1
fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas,0
these fashion grandpas could not be more adorable,0
is the king solomon story really about mediating or judging?,0
scientists politely remind world that clean energy technology ready to go whenever,1
when to get a second opinion,0
study: pretending everything's okay works,1
"meg whitman compares donald trump to hitler, mussolini",0
disney trailer teases exit of major character in upcoming film 'death at pooh corner',1
health care coverage is not enough. we need delivery system reform.,0
woman thinks she would make a great talk-show host,1
obama responds to charlottesville violence with a quote from nelson mandela,0
#trumpacandy took over twitter and it was gloriously sweet,0
8 thrilling books to fill the 'gone girl' void,0
new evidence suggests ancient egyptians only ever visited pyramids when friends were in from out of town,1
scuba diver expressing either joy or terror,1
activists: isis militants kill over 100 in attack on syrian regime-held area,0
the best way to eat avocados: avocado pasta,0
"oscar pistorius is a 'broken man,' psychologist says at sentencing",0
bankrupt toys 'r' us forced to euthanize thousands of hatchimals,1
"trembling, pallid rnc attendees undergo second day of firearm withdrawal",1
"dear non-parents, please stop giving parenting advice",0
how to get a bikini body without buying a bikini body plan,0
antidepressant can't believe it's expected to fix this mess all on its own,1
parents of crying child must not be any good,1
christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler,1
kansas city-area waiter gets world series ticket as a tip,0
parents fight to save their two daughters after tragic diagnosis,0
this may be holding you back from repairing a broken relationship,0
"new weather channel sitcom about three guys, three girls, one storm system",1
scientists warn all plant life dying within 30-yard radius of ted cruz campaign signs,1
fall movies every mom will see,0
angry lumberjack demands hearty breakfast,1
3 libertarians fuel $7 million super pac in philadelphia's mayoral democratic primary,0
"michelle obama made a valentine's day playlist for barack, and it's perfect",0
10 ways to deal with a difficult coworker,0
third world disease eliminated with hot-air hand dryers,1
frantic steve jobs stays up all night designing apple tablet,1
bhp: 2017 the year of 'electric vehicle revolution',0
hundreds of goats invade berkeley,0
breaking bad' creator thinking maybe next season should take dark turn,1
states now offering millions in tax breaks to any person who says 'high-tech jobs',1
more equality and dinosaurs: people share how they'd change the world,0
canon 5d mark iv dslr preview video,0
hugh grant marries for the first time at age 57,0
school janitor's summer as human already a distant memory,1
rupaul comes under fire for comments about openly trans contestants on 'drag race',0
zero dark thirty' reveals navy seals killed bin laden by frantically throwing whatever they could find at him,1
scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life,0
"actually, cnn's jeffrey lord has been 'indefensible' for a while",0
study: support for bill of rights highest while attempting to talk way out of drunk driving arrest,1
hawaii had more snow this week than denver or chicago has had all year,0
missouri governor accuses ferguson police of attacking michael brown's character,0
"mentally ill man not in mood to gun down strangers, but glad to know that option there if needed",1
report: nation's ditches overflowing with children of worried parents,1
trevor noah 'fires' michelle wolf from 'the daily show',0
4 stunning spring dresses for boomer women,0
homosexual tearfully admits to being governor of new jersey,1
hippocratic oath under review by hmo board,1
"commas, turning up, everywhere",1
her heart remembers: the break,0
can of soda in freezer realizing owner never coming back for it,1
"man forced to reverse-engineer point in midst of meandering, absentminded rant",1
wife dropping hints she ready to have second husband,1
how you can help save the bees -- even in winter,0
biden frantically hitting up cabinet members for clean piss,1
grandson has long hair,1
arkansas plans to execute 2 convicted killers on monday,0
shaun king has twitter account suspended after cnn email exchange,0
dunkin' donuts is fueling our almond milk obsession at just the wrong time,0
"trump defends gina haspel, his nominee for cia director, and her record of torture",0
a second act: interview with author lesley kagen,0
"dear chuck todd, please don't enable liars",0
millions of kids might lose health care because congress dropped the ball,0
casting zionism as 'white nationalism' is anti-semitism,0
trump welcomes jefferson davis statue as special state of the union guest,1
15 adorable notebooks that will make you want to put away your iphone and write,0
this is when you're most likely to catch the flu,0
new york attorney general examining eric trump charity payments to trump properties,0
6 intimate details you can tell just by looking at someone,0
department of labor response team seals off toxic workplace environment,1
"onion social ceo promises algorithm will now automatically label racist, sexist content as 'debatable'",1
discover how climate change is rapidly transforming our earth with google timelapse,0
photos of ''star wars' in real life will put you over the moon,0
"yes, let's just ignore trump's hateful rhetoric and laugh about the guy in the sweater",0
honoring those who make a difference for animals,0
woman saves 75 cents,1
the bravery of transgender service members rejuvenates the sense of service this veteran's day,0
swing latino takes colombian salsa to new heights on 'world of dance',0
now it's burger king renouncing us citizenship -- let's eat somewhere else,0
"trevor noah: 'trump may destroy the world, but god damn he's cute'",0
day spent on internet comes full circle,1
telescope protesters prepare for another police showdown,0
"trump used twitter to defend alleged abusers, but not to congratulate u.s. medal winners",0
labor unions blamed for derailing campaign transparency efforts,0
puppy dies adorable death,1
all the faces parents make every day,0
do serving sizes impact how much you eat?,0
god recalls collaborating on joint vision of humanity with deceased creative partner,1
the only republican hillary could beat is trump. or is it?,0
mets earmark $53 million for pitching relief,1
empire' star jussie smollett reminds us that aids isn't a problem of the past,0
"how to tell if a product is actually eco-friendly, from alexandra zissu (video)",0
meet the gay music mogul who discovered metallica and white zombie,0
floor pizza and the new mediocrity,0
shinto priestess killed by brother during sword attack at tokyo shrine,0
this woman made it her mission to make a dangerous job safer by inventing a unique solution,0
50 photos from 2017 that show the power of women's rage,0
tiny ben carson tugs at debate moderator's pant leg,1
congress orders clerk to see if he has any in the back,1
see chris hemsworth in his 'ghostbusters' uniform,0
grown adult walks right into karate studio,1
the best italian winter salads have a surprising thing in common,0
kid diving into pile of leaves has no idea there homeless guy jerking off in there,1
why i know turning 60 will be one big party,0
mila kunis sold unlicensed boyband t-shirts on the side while filming 'that 70s show',0
baltimore civil unrest puts my college concerns in perspective,0
this will make all of your troubling thoughts drift away,0
"missing u.s. marine vet, canadian girlfriend found strangled in belize: reports",0
new jersey supreme court rules the bastard had it coming,1
donald trump: the president of id,0
"trump excels at business, but he has no business in international politics",0
sears gold card holder pushing weight around area sears,1
kendrick lamar wins pulitzer prize in music for 'damn',0
leave your pants behind when you get married,0
public urinator gives passerby dirty look,1
"""i am equal to any man,"" says stern woman who likely does not menstruate",1
man knows he can always fall back on really terrible job that pays shit,1
"area man to ask his doctor about xenical, propecia, claritin, paxil, drixoral, lipitor, tavist-d",1
businessman does his work lying on bed like schoolgirl,1
dc police investigating possible hate crime after 2 men beaten in alleged anti-gay attack,0
daily meditation: spiritual sustenance,0
more than meets the eye with tony awards frontrunner christopher jackson of 'hamilton',0
the art of listening,0
hands-off mom lets kids create own psychological issues,1
universal remote latest step in area man's plan for total living room domination,1
friend group completely disintegrates within 5 minutes of graduation,1
restaurant's eating challenge rewards any patron who can consume reasonably portioned meal,1
coke party takes a couple minutes to get going,1
france's far-right national front unveils new name with pro-nazi past,0
12 items to wear on a first date if your goal is to remain single,0
6 ugly facts about the jets' latest debacle,0
where have all the children gone?,0
buzz aldrin recalls how easy it was getting to the moon,1
teen publication takes bold anti-peer-pressure stance,1
omg we bought a house!  episode 12: anniversary al fresco!,0
former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn,0
cheney urged not to work blue during convention,1
new swiss army phone may pose health risks,1
why democrats don't need wall street,0
"3 years, 5 horrific hate-crime killings in the kansas city area",0
this $249 razor is made of sapphire. is it worth the crazy price?,0
bailiff can't help wondering what life would be like on other side of judge,1
local man thinking about becoming asshole,1
cop who 'loves playing with dead bodies' tickled deceased suspect: police,0
bubble boy' finally comfortable in his own skin,0
"world wrestling federation, world wildlife fund reach acronym sharing agreement",1
singapore's first female president will be a hijab-wearing muslim woman,0
dad delivers state of the union rebuttal directly into television screen,1
tea party candidate doesn't want to be associated with the tea party,0
tom snyder returns to the sea,1
usa original movie not that original,1
area woman dumped on 15-week anniversary,1
bush vows to put man on moon before it disappears at end of month,1
nra's dana loesch: 'many in legacy media love mass shootings',0
study finds high school students retain only one-third of obsolete curriculum over summer,1
elect to watch all 13 of stephen curry's record-breaking 3-pointers,0
if area dad steps on legos one more time,1
"man in kitchen can't remember what he got married, bought house, had 3 kids, and came in here for",1
nurse reminds elderly man she's just down the hall if he starts to die,1
samsung just unveiled its thinnest phone ever,0
eric's bogosian's operation nemesis: can a genocide ever truly be avenged?,0
bringing the girl scout movement to the crossroads of the west,0
another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling,0
saudi-uae push to mobilize tribes against qatari emir,0
rand paul warns donald trump not to choose 'menace' john bolton as secretary of state,0
the best brunches in 14 cities across the u.s.,0
graphic street art of trump shooting schoolchildren sparks outcry,0
"kerry agrees to testify in front of issa, but not new benghazi committee",0
debate organizers set aside first 15 minutes for whatever major trump revelation comes out between now and then,1
5-year-old feels like she just wasted whole carousel ride waving to dad,1
insufferable prick distinctly said no cilantro,1
pool owner has bathing suit that touched his penis you can borrow,1
an agenda for supporters of a two-state solution,0
"now the texas governor wants blake farenthold to repay your $84,000",0
me decade' celebrates 35th year,1
why women should get 'un-tired',0
a christmas message to vice president mike pence,0
10 worst provisions in the republican appropriations bill,0
can @jack save twitter?,0
vacationing family visits world's biggest asshole,1
u.s. federal judge orders ohio to restore early voting for general election,0
the epidemic of gay loneliness,0
emma stone ruled the red carpet in a jumpsuit,0
poll: majority of americans still remember where they were when gandalf fell into abyss,1
jeff bridges seated directly behind support column at golden globes,1
when christmas isn't merry,0
night of watching game show network leaves man concerned about life insurance,1
school board adopts gay-ass uniform policy,1
the 30 most wtf moments of the 2014-2015 nba season,0
lebron james hits back at laura ingraham over 'shut up and dribble' comment,0
"area woman's type tall, athletic men who have already hurt her",1
lester holt begins debate by reiterating he doesn't know who these fucking people are,1
roadmap to leaving your corporate job and starting a creative business: 1 year after launch (part 6 of 6),0
how early-life stress could increase risk of anxiety and depression later in life,0
david valadao tk house race,0
mac's new troll dolls collection is equal parts neon and nostalgia,0
why america needs its national parks more than ever,0
"shuddering astrid menks comes home to trail of rose petals leading to nude, spread-eagle warren buffett",1
"heroin deaths are surging, but deadliest drugs still come in pill bottles",0
7 things you probably didn't know about christmas,0
thousands protest in mexico one year after 43 students went missing,0
federal prison system retires mcveigh's number,1
"i misplaced my fancy camera on assignment in peru, but my iphone saved the day",0
the 'million-dollar question' all happy couples ask,0
23-year-old arrested for failure to own halogen lamp,1
bruce springsteen on fence about playing assad's birthday gig,1
asshole even shoots pool like an asshole,1
6-year-old shits out half-assed hand turkey,1
pregnancy isn't always pretty,0
"bush posts classified ad for 90,000 troops",1
"chita rivera promises 'strength,' style and surprises at carnegie hall",0
ukraine war: shelling and hunger killing civilians,0
"when politicians think the microphone is off, they start getting real",0
open floor plan increases office shooter's productivity by 95%,1
"man rides a horse into taco bell, and the internet is freaking out",0
new sealy mattress recreates feeling of falling asleep on bus,1
ongoing chicanery with the gehry memorial,0
"singapore airlines flight catches fire, no casualties",0
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"after 55 years, navy gets its first woman seal applicant",0
area man never in mood to do things he hasn't done before,1
don't be mad at me for being a picky eater',0
goose suddenly realizes it doesn't have to honk like an idiot entire time it's flapping wings,1
"prison returns bag of semi-automatic guns, hit list to coast guard terror suspect at release",1
highway billboard urges 75-mile detour,1
group of girls directs would-be suitor toward least attractive member,1
daily meditation: mantra,0
acting white',0
uncle strikes out hard with book gift,1
this is what divorce at 41 is really like,0
fine-tuning our tour program,0
biden invokes freedom of information act to find out when woman gets off work,1
dog born with odds stacked against her found just the parents she needed,0
new texas legislation would require whiskey bottles to be shot out of air immediately after being emptied,1
hillary clinton waiting in wings of stage since 6 a.m. for dnc speech,1
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delta blues poised for biggest revival since 1915,1
napkinless man with grease-covered fingers realizes he trapped in a prison of his own creation,1
"3,500-year-old dagger was used as a doorstop",0
"margaret atwood's advice for young feminists: 'be informed, be aware'",0
new jersey's first sikh mayor says he's received death threats,0
iran counts votes after big turnout in presidential election,0
nba free agency winners and losers,0
paula abdul's back at it,0
5 key essentials needed for business success,0
$300 tax refund used to justify $700 worth of miscellaneous purchases,1
romantic gesture too expensive to waste on current girlfriend,1
woman knows exactly which knife she'd grab out of cutlery drawer in event of home invasion,1
clever husband has the perfect solution to bed-hogging struggles,0
brian williams retreats to mountainside hut to meditate on fickle nature of truth,1
make time for your own wellbeing: ways to rethink exercise so you'll actually do it,0
"scalia, thomas, roberts, alito suddenly realize they will be villains in oscar-winning movie one day",1
red lobster welcomes back 'defrosted shrimp days',1
10 biggest 'white girl problems' in literature,0
10 delicious ways to cook with maple syrup,0
trump court pick says he was joking when he compared gay marriage to marrying bacon,0
egyptian jon stewart' bassem youssef introduces 'muslim morning after kit',0
everyone in coffee shop can tell trainee a goner,1
half-asleep man pauses 20 minutes between socks,1
the sexiest hotels in the dominican republic,0
ted cruz voices support for states' right to legalize marijuana,0
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dad tests limits of cheesecake factory vibrating pager,1
does my liver look fat in this?,0
cockroach worried about what kind of kitchen cupboard he leaving to children,1
kim kardashian just wore her most confusing look yet,0
chloe is back to help you celebrate 'independence'!,0
underworld health organization launches initiative to improve incubus immortality rate,1
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"john henson, craig kilborn meet for historic smug-bastard summit",1
"day 2: mosel riesling, how divine",0
orcs of new york' is the 'hony' parody even sauron would adore,0
how to find work you love,0
"20th century fox, paramount have no female directors through 2018",0
a transgender student who was reportedly banned from her school receives good news,0
the warped environmentalism of america's biggest industrial meat producer,0
walmart customer fatally shoots teen accused of stealing diapers,0
why can't you sleep? the 8 top reasons for insomnia,0
the surprising way horses can help ease alzheimer's symptoms,0
dipshit toddler waving at wall,1
country cd put on to impress repair guy,1
nurses endure a shocking amount of violence on the job,0
government no longer even bothering to hide halliburton favors,1
5 brilliant tricks that make moving cheap,0
mcdonald's just caved to a ton of pissed off 'rick & morty' fans,0
california debates 'yes means yes' sex assault law,0
bernie sanders agrees to drop out of race in exchange for 13-hour speaking slot at convention,1
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beijing fire department extinguishes massive five-alarm burning cloud of smog,1
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what's in a name?,0
perfect' birthday card discovered in local mall,1
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"dogs, humans, and the oxytocin-mediated strong social bond",0
the big issue apple needs to address,0
janet jackson reportedly splits from wissam al mana,0
"sometimes, locking kids up makes matters worse",0
bernadette peters comes up twice in one day,1
international atom registry allows customers to name atom after loved one,1
how black girls vote is getting young voters to the poll,0
man knows exactly which asshole got him sick,1
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"report: u.s. consumers spend $900 billion each year after saying 'gimme one of those, too'",1
trump's game plan,0
man worried favorite jedi died after seeing 'obi-wan kenobi' trending,1
elon musk offering $1.2 billion in grants to any project that promises to make him feel complete,1
rubio and cruz have 'anti-lgbt' advisory boards. where is trump's?,0
"trump excels at business, but he has no business in international politics",0
carl bernstein weeps uncontrollably after learning bob woodward wrote a president book without him,1
this union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers,0
cincinnati zoo's premature baby hippo takes wobbly first steps,0
opposition protesters rally in venezuela against president maduro,0
it's been 60 years and we're still failing,0
get ready to lol at this 'force awakens' trailer with jar jar binks,0
shutting out the gun nuts? cigarettes may show the way,0
people hate rahm emanuel so much it might cost hillary clinton illinois,0
"american horror story: freak show' premiere recap: it's a circus, all right (spoilers)",0
"ron paul blames florida loss on expensive advertising costs of poster board, markers",1
fight over obama's treasury nominee underscores battles within democratic party,0
new michael landon biography resolves many unasked questions,1
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"superfood cookie dough bites sound too good to be true, but they're not",0
white supremacist tired after long day of interviews with mainstream news outlets,1
95-'96 prayers finally answered,1
simon helberg arrives at screen actors guild awards with 'refugees welcome' sign,0
bush's eyelid accidentally nailed to wall,1
why every couple should have a prenuptial agreement,0
sharing recognition in a selfie era: #teamnocancer,0
air force will no longer require 'so help me god' in enlistment oaths,0
neil degrasse tyson lets slip that he's been to mars,1
"bitchy girlfriend just asking for anne hathaway to swoop in, steal man away",1
loyal driveway patiently waiting for owner to return from work,1
nation's sanitation workers announce everything finally clean,1
area man lives to correct pronunciation,1
death withdraws icy hand from shoulder of caroline kennedy,1
celebrity 'caught' smoking,1
report: girlfriend probably reading some book called 'the midwife's promise',1
"money men say, voters move over, it's not your election!",0
don't blame 'a' but 'pretty little liars' is ending after 7 seasons,0
"popeye decries mideast bombings; 'dese bombinks is disgustipating,' says sailor man",1
obamacare vs. trumpcare: a public health dilemma,0
this is the tiger that earl woods raised,0
video shows the heartbreak of loving someone with alzheimer's,0
support pours in for 4-year-old whose prosthetic was stolen,0
"area man busts his ass all day, and for what?",1
airplane's terrifying landing may put you off flying for good,0
is justin bieber mocking kourtney kardashian's ex scott disick on instagram?,0
autopsy reveals that former nhl player todd ewen did not have cte,0
khloé kardashian reveals the secret to her ultimate workout,0
irish wake a blur,1
unclear if grandma just friends with 81-year-old widowed man,1
nobody watched matthew mcconaughey's forgotten youtube channel until now,0
man's neuroses really putting genuine compliment through the wringer,1
beaver can't wait to get started on dam,1
bestselling author marie force provides her path to success,0
china vows to begin aggressively falsifying air pollution numbers,1
democratic drama as curtain rises on new hampshire debate,0
planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video,0
congressman checks in real quick with ethics office to make sure pressing exposed penis against intern doesn't constitute sexual harassment,1
independent baking scene apparently worth a documentary,1
the best way to eat avocados: avocado pasta,0
how where you live affects your child's mental health,0
"the other side of memorial day,' or dying in paradise",0
how to make norwegian skillingsbolle (cinnamon buns),0
new poll finds 74% of americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems,1
california's golden healthcare opportunity,0
un rebukes trump's jerusalem move in overwhelming vote,0
workplace shooting planned on company time,1
why we march,0
"mccain's energy plan emphasizes elbow grease, sleeve-rolling-up",1
rapidly expanding at&t merges with entirety of existence,1
unambitious terrorists overturn trash can,1
pet researchers confirm 100% of owners who leave for work never coming back,1
embracing the future: this week in daily giving,0
congress demands to know how facebook got people to give up their civil liberties without a fight,1
hollywood mourns the loss of legendary comedian jerry lewis,0
meet your 2014 hot dog hero,0
suburbanite shocked by poor condition of urban mall,1
christian bale visits sikh temple victims,1
is a college degree really the best investment?,0
apple recalls thousands of earbuds that unexpectedly bloomed,1
margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?,0
making a dent in the global water crisis: why it's time to double down,0
trial of al jazeera journalists adjourned again,0
behind the black curtain with tom brady: tears and concerns over patriots' dynasty,0
teen makes clever remark during science class,1
"town still can't think of name for largest, most used street",1
disney releases first image of 'star wars: rogue one' cast,0
maintaining world class integrity in a nonprofit boardroom: guides for action,0
whooshsnaps.biz committed to protecting users' personal information,1
the lord of the rings: my survival guide to cancer,0
photos show fire and smoke engulfing ankara district after deadly car bomb,0
man disgusted just by constant thought of 2 guys kissing,1
bus passenger believes she lives in world where curried shrimp is odorless,1
church sign vandalized by satan,1
bernie sanders agrees to drop out of race in exchange for 13-hour speaking slot at convention,1
report: publicly humiliating unpopular student still leading cause of telekinetic violence in u.s. high schools,1
the great vanishing,0
serena williams tried to deposit first $1 million check at bank drive-thru,0
former playboy model accuses oliver stone of groping her breast,0
hertz introduces short-term rental for just driving around to clear head,1
jill scott offers a solution to prevent police assaults in schools,0
donald trump jr. just shared the weirdest picture of his dad,0
nfl referee ed hochuli denies cam newton's ageism allegations,0
6 texas books that aren't about cowboys,0
"script could use another pass, mom says",1
"report: distracted driving results in more than 5,000 unfinished texts each year",1
report: most parents willing to entrust children to anyone in character costume,1
area stadium inadequate,1
ray-ban a little unsure public can pull off 2012 series of sunglasses,1
collapsed mine used as excuse to stall coal extraction,1
amandla stenberg is fearless and awesome in 'dazed' magazine,0
white supremacist tired after long day of interviews with mainstream news outlets,1
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a rare peek inside amazon's massive warehouse,0
michael bennet quietly asks aide if polling at n/a is good or bad,1
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"turkey soccer match canceled, stadium evacuated over security fears",0
"scholarship funds for alison parker, adam ward honor slain journalists",0
twitter's latest anti-troll measure is perfectly timed,0
17 mother's day gifts and cards for all the geeky moms out there,0
north carolina tops gonzaga to win sixth ncaa title,0
scientists isolate area of brain that doesn't like poking,1
man filming childbirth picks up some b-roll of wife's vagina while waiting for baby to crown,1
"are brick and mortar banks and checking accounts dying due to digital wallets, prepaid debit cards, etc.?",0
seaworld whales demand 10 percent chum increase,1
"trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat",0
these chicago landmarks are open to the public for the first time in decades,0
"defense needs to be more physical, reports man slumped on couch for past 5 hours",1
the sound of president trump's silence,0
bluetooth headset worn throughout date,1
gop congressman urges self-rationing of health care after obamacare repeal,0
the u.s. is sitting on a mountain of cheese,0
embracing 'and',0
ahmad khan rahami identified as suspect in manhattan explosion,0
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"fbi warns republican memo could undermine faith in massive, unaccountable government secret agencies",1
nation's grandfathers to receive annual shipment of $2 bills from u.s. treasury,1
nbc unveils on screen graphic informing audience they are watching football,1
muslims attend catholic mass across france in powerful show of unity,0
family impressed by extra effort father putting in to hide drinking,1
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rosamund pike is ravishing in red,0
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the second slaying of michael brown,0
the turkey sandwich of justice is the leftovers hero we deserve,0
each line of mastercard billing statement evokes infuriating vacation memory,1
canoe found after hurricane irma eyed as piece of florida history,0
alabama forced to release thousands of sex offenders after inmates deny charges,1
mother only wants one bite,1
does chasing your dreams scare you? good.,0
apple becomes first american company that should have paid trillion dollars in taxes,1
oil tanker explosion kills 146 people in pakistan,0
trump associates face growing concern and frustration over donald jr. crisis,0
new online voting system allows millions of masturbators to take part in democracy,1
lessons from losing a friend,0
hypnotist looking for gimmick to set him apart from other hypnotists,1
don sterling won't get an naacp award after all,0
retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in,1
kinki university to change its name because you know why,0
december north dakota oil spill more than 3 times larger than initial estimate,0
the weaker becomes the stronger,0
naval chakra tune up: yoga sequence from stephanie snyder,0
the new 'batman v superman: dawn of justice' trailer totally delivers,0
great conversations: robert evans,0
ellie goulding and james corden perform 'love me like you do' remix,0
i'd like the crispy chicken sandwich' first truthful thing man has said in weeks,1
highway sign hacked to show crude message about donald trump,0
james franco opens up about a very 'uncomfortable' sex scene,0
meryl streep and mark ruffalo sitting in a tree ...,0
"meet the other baldwin brother, james!",1
how nikki haley helped fuel the homebuilding industry's war on fire sprinklers,0
paul rand: the father of graphic design at the museum of the city of new york,0
genetically modified broccoli shrieks benefits at shopper,1
the world's shark population is 'decimated' thanks to this soup,0
groom admits bride could have looked a bit more radiant on wedding day,1
black americans support colin kaepernick. white people? not so much,0
mueller gives up trying to get report published after receiving 19th literary agent rejection,1
"arab-american third-grader returns from recess crying, saying he didn't kill anyone",1
office cheering on employee going for 32-minute nonstop work streak,1
what berlin (and brussels) can teach cairo and washington,0
single woman getting all dolled up to watch room full of people make out this new year's eve,1
trump vows to leave a better afghanistan for nation's grandchildren to fight in,1
leather-clad nomads seize power in australia,1
saudi crown prince begins 100 hours of court-ordered community service for murdering jamal khashoggi,1
negative parent-teacher conference not exactly eye-opening for area mother,1
117-aerocar pileup clogs troposphere for hours,1
life would be infinitely easier if these things were more flexible,0
old refrigerator unable to control when it releases water anymore,1
has lgbtq pride lost its way?,0
the g-20 declaration makes a major mention of the world's top infectious killer,0
sweet briar college and the homogenization of u.s. higher education,0
woman leaving meeting worried she came off as too competent,1
gop preparing for contested convention,0
area man remembers less politically correct time when christmas was about honoring the glory of saturn,1
neighborhood has gotten a lot safer since mayor vanquished fire troll,1
the 14 new style stars who will light up the red carpet in 2016,0
do i need to upgrade my health insurance during the open enrollment period?,0
"crunch 'n' munch increases crunchiness, munchability",1
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sean penn seeks to sanction lee daniels over tactics in defamation fight,0
home-brewing phase comes to long-overdue conclusion,1
two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying,1
"sleeping middle-aged businessman in airport suddenly so childlike, so vulnerable",1
the trump team keeps piling on criticism of mitt romney,0
bourbon helps carpet salesman forget about carpeting for awhile,1
charles koch wants to change america's criminal justice system,0
mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives,0
jim acosta immediately decks white house intern after being let back into press pool,1
"sudden cardiac arrest more likely in african-americans, new study says",0
37-year-old makes absolutely heartbreaking last-ditch effort to get really into new band,1
lone man tries to take on a crowd of looters in ferguson,0
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first look at tony shalhoub in new cbs series 'braindead',0
black panther' success will help fund boys & girls clubs' stem centers,0
iowa restaurant patron can remember every breakfast ruined by presidential candidates,1
onion social offers free medium t-shirt to anyone who has been a victim of stalking on their site,1
trump boys frantically burning stacks of printed-out emails to eliminate paper trail,1
television character nervous about upcoming class reunion,1
americans bravely go to polls despite threat of electing congress,1
nfl players and team owners can see 'concussion' for free,0
iran's amazing spider-woman climbs a wall so fast it doesn't look real,0
buy or rent? and where to park your down payment until you decide?,0
the kind of risks that are really worth taking,0
stephen curry signs an insane deal with golden state warriors,0
neurologists find brain still shows signs of self-criticism minutes after death,1
pug puppy does the most adorable thing when he spots the camera,0
single strip of 'i voted' stickers more than enough for midterm polling station,1
report: nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned ham and cheese sandwich,1
trevor noah: watching rudy giuliani is like smoking weed through the tv,0
that barefoot running shoe company lied to us all,0
gop recommends americans set aside income from one of their jobs to pay for healthcare under new bill,1
kermit the frog covering shaggy's 2000s classic 'it wasn't me' is comedy gold,0
remains of minnesota boy missing since 1989 found,0
the daily szep- gop circus,0
my life at frost valley ymca,0
caitlyn jenner's transition is far from average:  why that matters,0
chuck schumer warns trump not to ruin budget talks by getting involved,0
growth potential,0
"i'm afraid you won't be coming to our new headquarters,' declares alexa as amazon execs find themselves locked in seattle office",1
daddy hitting mommy with a chair this time,1
prominent fisheries scientist under fire for seafood industry funding,0
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bush arrives at caribbean summit aboard catamaran one,1
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prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run,0
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a museum in germany is asking designers to give peace a new sign,0
royal baby born,1
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nation to be sterilized from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. this friday,1
republican mississippi senator's long political past holds clues his time may be up,0
jay-z's grandfather busted with trunk full of canadian prescription drugs,1
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megan fox welcomes son journey river with brian austin green,0
how apps can cause us to take fewer risks in the game of life,0
sperm can't remember why it came into womb,1
the fellowship of the film,0
possible viking find could rewrite north american history,0
despondent jeff bezos realizes he'll have to work for 9 seconds to earn back money he lost in divorce,1
hpps social shares - test 2,0
mom thinks you'd enjoy restaurant she can't remember name of right now,1
pharmaceutical industry profiting from a solution to a problem they helped create,0
former couple to remain friends until one finds new sex partner,1
pete buttigieg releases comprehensive list of fun personality quirks to include in articles about him,1
martin shkreli wants to be the only one to own kanye's new album,0
chris christie admits he used birth control,0
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un rebukes trump's jerusalem move in overwhelming vote,0
"critiquing democratic responses to the 2016 election- part i, the problem lies with working class voters themselves",0
will smith: the black man everyone at work can agree on,1
"date of apple backlash set for march 21, 2008",1
4-year search for missing malaysia airlines jet to end next week,0
germs depicted with menacing little faces,1
california shooter killed wife the night before attacking elementary school,0
is twitter bad for language? statistical analysis says no (new book),0
woman forced to converse awkwardly with bank-promotion clown,1
democalypse or ass-whuppin'?,0
police headquarters completes new addition to accommodate officers on desk duty for misconduct,1
kylie jenner channels pin-up glam in new photo from high fashion shoot,0
"local man hates self, family, others",1
trump administration seems to be winging it on food stamp replacement boxes,0
black man blissfully unaware his name going to be hashtag by end of week,1
scarlett johansson immediately rejects heartwarming prom invite from high school student,1
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white house designer michael smith talks obamas and industry secrets,0
leftover christmas billboard stirs seasonally inappropriate emotion,1
trump-loving man throws tantrum at black starbucks employee over coffee,0
netanyahu doubles down against obama with powerpoint on perils of affordable care act,1
nfl players and team owners can see 'concussion' for free,0
13 t-shirt slogans that will inspire anyone in your path,0
civil unrest in sierra leone concerns npr listener,1
census adds question asking participants to identify any unpatriotic neighbor,1
miranda lambert gets teary-eyed singing song she wrote with ex blake shelton,0
sara gilbert crush finally starting to subside,1
terminally ill friend not much fun anymore,1
end of soup season can't come soon enough for oft-burned tongue,1
how to be a parent your child wants to talk to,0
u.s. urges bin laden to form nation it can attack,1
willie nelson spaces on holding farm aid,1
george takei apologizes for calling clarence thomas a 'clown in blackface',0
white house official reportedly said mass shooting was a 'reprieve' from chaos,0
what 'scandalous' changes could be coming to the catholic church?,0
young billionaire's age not reported for sake of nation's ego,1
kitten valiantly attempts high five,0
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hiroshima visit brings feelings of guilt to american born in japan,0
6 incredible photos that show the world we need to protect,0
zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal,1
the gop on immigration: life imitating satire -- and vice versa,0
the rich get richer,0
increased violence leads state department to issue advisory for americans traveling to 1861,1
republican mississippi senator's long political past holds clues his time may be up,0
the biggest fails of the month,0
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afro-brazilians demand slavery reparations because 'poverty has a color',0
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"supreme court legalizes gay marriage after landmark 193,000,000-115,000,000 decision",1
how to age in the era of 'erectile dysfunction',0
diphtheria excited about possibility of new outbreak,1
area man to run naked through streets tonight no matter who wins election,1
the 'game of thrones' season 6 trailer hints at jon snow's resurrection,0
toddler's walker gets a galactic makeover from all-star tattoo artist,0
game of thrones: tyrion will soon betray daenerys,0
hand drum after hand drum emerges from vw bus,1
coworkers each putting in herculean effort to sustain conversation for entire commute,1
sh*t talk: everything you need to know about pooping at the office,0
report: students who take latin have better chance of summoning demon later in life,1
climate experts say only hope for saving planet lies with people who save napkins from takeout order,1
the cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century,0
mccain gets hammered at local vfw,1
provence's pont du gard and the greatness of ancient rome,0
7 styling tricks to spruce up your home this year,0
my wakeup call from arianna huffington,0
"bumgarner perfect, giants one win away",0
verb to follow noun; prepositional phrase to follow,1
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want to increase trust? increase your say/do ratio!,0
rick perry experiences overwhelming feeling of clarity and contentment in final moments before death of campaign,1
15 hours overnight at seoul's incheon airport with kids,0
13 irish baby boy names in time for st. patrick's day,0
will kelly last longer than scaramucci?,0
nicole richie's beautiful figure ruined by pregnancy,1
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crude but functional starbucks hewn from rock facing,1
"keith ellison, first muslim congressman, carries clock in solidarity with ahmed",0
the don sterling apology that didn't happen,0
daylight saving time yields massive daylight surplus,1
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berkeley gets trolled by the alt-right -- again,0
lone ant crawling through kitchen trumpets arrival of horde,1
either jay leno a repeat or p. diddy got arrested again,1
astoria characters: the charity stager,0
cop who 'loves playing with dead bodies' tickled deceased suspect: police,0
sony releases new earbud detangling spray,1
constitution rapidly ages another 100 years from stress of repeated crises,1
"michelle phan, youtube's 'beauty bestie,' empowers women from the outside in",0
first disk of rosetta stone hungarian just urges listeners to rethink this whole thing,1
widower finds pic of wife in wedding dress he never got to see her wear,0
some of justice scalia's biggest fans declare donald trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president,0
are our nominations diverse enough for you whiny dipshits?' sneers academy president unprovoked after listing nominees,1
magical rainbow ring caught on camera from drone,0
atheist swayed by claymation story of christ,1
julian assange: nobody likes a tattletale,1
kavanaugh says it's super embarrassing and sad that christine blasey ford still in love with him,1
new claritin flamethrower incinerates whatever causing allergies,1
"19 women react to the messy, imperfect 'girls' finale",0
poll finds americans' greatest fear is waitress forgetting about them,1
hungover michelle obama packs leftover inaugural ball hors d'oeuvres into sasha's lunch box,1
"deep orange sun slowly, beautifully setting on topher grace's career",1
jogger clearly on first run of plan to turn life around,1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
ammonia-factory leak exposes texas town to mexican working conditions,1
glaxosmithkline releases new drug to treat people who just feel sort of weird sometimes,1
climate experts say only hope for saving planet lies with people who save napkins from takeout order,1
warren's mortgage reforms divide progressives,0
plan to make snacks last through opening credits fails,1
why pediatricians are so upset that trump rescinded daca,0
is taking birth control pills a band-aid treatment for pcos?,0
"immigrant mother receives pardon for minor driving conviction, but still could be deported",0
"jeb poverty plan would end food stamps, let states sort things out",0
donald trump vows to take travel ban to the supreme court,0
is china a partner or a predator in africa? it's complicated.,0
10 ways to be authentic online,0
to my meant-to-bes: a letter to my failed ivf embryos,0
family now openly wondering when grandma will die,1
"trump demands william barr prove loyalty by putting gun in mouth, pulling trigger",1
where are all the beautiful mastectomy bras?,0
panicked meteorologists advise entire nation to take cover after losing track of hurricane michael,1
pixies release secret song for record store day,0
let's celebrate the left-handed leaders who have made a mark on america,0
kim kardashian's 11 best outfits of 2015,0
the long fight for justice,0
"sixth roy moore accuser comes forward, says he groped her in 1991",0
frito-lay targets blacks with new menthol doritos,1
why does this town have two grenade launchers?,0
tuesday's morning email: 62 days until election day,0
earth passed over for invasion,1
ex-trump adviser calls president's claims that informant spied on campaign 'embarrassing',0
how the rise of the middle class shaped american folk art,0
hillary accuses china of trying to 'hack in everything that doesn't move',0
this time ben carson didn't say he'd violate muslims' civil rights,0
budget-conscious obamas strongly pushing malia toward udc community college,1
counting down the seconds until putin betrays trump,0
watch: we asked new yorkers one question...,0
study: average american now requires 3 attempts to get up from seated position,1
what might have been; treaties and nation-building,0
alcohol-themed bar opens,1
glass ceiling. glass closet. glass cubicle. this is living?,0
"baby-faced, muscular jimmy carter tells democratic convention the future of medicine is bright",1
"your favorite 'game of thrones' actor, peter dinklage, might be in 'avengers'",0
obama administration approves plan to make prison phone calls more affordable,0
negligent oaf sloppily packs away board game without so much as a thought to future players,1
bra training complete,1
watch skateboarder shred a downhill run at 70 mph,0
araa kayboard bustad,1
this hummus has a secret ingredient supermarkets don't want to sell,0
cherry blossoms transform iconic d.c. landmarks a week early,0
sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator,0
democalypse or ass-whuppin'?,0
kerry downs another vodka shot as the last of putin's security detail passes out,1
"this girl dressed up as michelle obama for school, and michelle loved it",0
chubby jewish boy dreams of one day being next apatow muse,1
mit should do better,0
rep. david cicilline: lgbt people are entitled to 'full equality',0
sleazy health insurance covers any doctor's visit they can watch,1
it aint over...till it's over!,0
monaco residents terrified to walk through penthousing projects,1
5 entrepreneurial rules to live by,0
black-backed jackals seek asylum in wildlife preserve as preventative measure,1
fashion designer peter som's legendary minestrone soup recipe,0
reporter leads rescuers to truck driver trapped in 10 feet of water,0
amazon signs lease for possible store in manhattan,0
afro-textured hair: beautiful and magical or nappy heads in need of perminators?,0
milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life,1
artist merges genders with her late lover as ultimate artistic collaboration (nsfw),0
"duke students refuse to read 'fun home' over gay themes, nudity",0
"45-year-old man self-conscious, embarrassed by new, unexpected changes his body going through",1
reinventing win-win-win business relationships,0
internet pop-up quiz insulting,1
facebook offers to freeze female employees' newborn children,1
israeli strike kills prominent hezbollah members in syria,0
ronnie wood says he worried it was 'time to say goodbye' after cancer diagnosis,0
giant blood clot dislodges from your femoral artery,1
baltimore preparing for hurricane joaquin by adding second layer of plywood to shuttered small businesses,1
emotional intelligence needs a moral rudder,0
"music playing in bar could stand to be louder, worse",1
espn to have first female analyst call top soccer tournament on u.s. tv,0
the tragic death of alejandro nieto and san francisco's gentrification,0
"obama unsure how to turn huge support among women, latinos, gays, african-americans into electoral victory",1
suicide bomber reacts poorly to surprise birthday party,1
pneumonia virus terrified after remembering what clintons capable of,1
no one at ad agency remembers hiring carrot top for commercial,1
obama pledges to do more to stop the 'epidemic of gun violence',0
why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion,0
new grill to revive foreman-ali rivalry,1
dem accuses gop chair of 'attempt to choke off public info' on russia probe,0
ice agent terrified after becoming separated from team during immigrant raid,1
tsarnaev death penalty a warning to any other religious fanatics hoping to be martyred,1
on the menu: 7 questions with chef luigi fineo,0
forged federal document complicates a growing fight over national monument designation in utah,0
improve your sleep to improve your health,0
why more older folks are turning to pot to fix what ails them,0
betsy devos sued for weakening sexual assault reporting protections for students,0
"on being cold, tired, and hungry... and a jerk!",0
google grants $1 million to non-profit to bring more black boys to tech,0
ted cruz voices support for states' right to legalize marijuana,0
man who stopped dieting already seeing results,1
8 conversations you need to have before marrying again,0
chrysler names '83 lebaron ceo,1
mike pence training for vice presidential debate by hitting punching bag with climate change study taped on front,1
emails: u.s. government facilitated lng business deals before terminals got required federal permits,0
barack obama congratulates prince harry and meghan markle on engagement,0
are you living your divorce or living your life?,0
"after astana peace talks, obstacles remain to maintain cease-fire in syria",0
"god deploys 100,000 more mosquitoes to u.s.",1
11 john oliver quotes that make the truth easier to swallow,0
what we found at 'the end of the tour',0
the breaking 'cartgate' scandal in honduras,0
"björk retrospective at moma, new york (video)",0
new video game technology finally allows rendering of smaller breasts,1
eddie murphy receives mark twain prize at kennedy center,0
dad's marine corps training evident during christmas-present opening,1
12 delicious marcel duchamp quotes to unleash your inner artist,0
leftover bugles still stuck to trump's fingers during bill signing,1
"with greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe",0
financing the flames -- nif parade fracas pushes outraged jewish groups to define mainstream,0
copycat culture: adapting to a world of adaptations,0
tic-tac-toe grandmaster devises brilliant new gambit,1
greyhound now charging customers $15 fee to vomit in aisle,1
"on mars, who's in charge?",0
25 effortless wrap dresses you won't want to take off all summer,0
grasshopper dismembered by future supreme court justice,1
archaeologists unearth earliest known shithole located super far from everywhere,1
demolishing the 7 myths propping up fossil fuels,0
"what it's like to date an older man at 17, then marry him",0
historical archives: sing ho! for the king of broil'd meats,1
celebrity killed in mid-air 747 collision,1
melo's hat game > knicks' triangle offense,0
"family comes first, reports man trying to get out of work",1
"class of 2014, we've come a long way",0
man spends entire weekend binge-watching neighbor,1
things you say in emails vs. how you look typing them,0
character witness told he doesn't have what it takes to be star witness,1
how the data world missed the boat on trump,0
"why the united states needs a ""ladenschlussgesetz""",0
man born to party dies partying,1
husband calls for greater separation of church and mate,1
chelsea handler has a last-minute reminder why you shouldn't vote for trump,0
these muslim teens just went to their first women's march. they could have led it.,0
when your life clicks into place,0
former commish michael copps: 'maybe the worst fcc i've ever seen',0
"teen blinded in one eye, but 'lucky to be alive' after duct tape challenge",0
area man maps out drinking strategy,1
everything reminds man of 'her',1
virginia alcohol agents involved in bloody arrest return to duty,0
the two opposing world views in the white house,0
"trump too lazy and 'indifferent' to hurt allies by sharing intel, white house officials tell nyt",0
hillary clinton reveals what's more important than her campaign,0
adele's new album might see the light of day this year,0
man with shitty job just doing this until he gets fired,1
civil war historians posit 'you had to be there' theory,1
busy philipps consoles michelle williams on 10th anniversary of heath ledger's death,0
"samsung halts production, sales of galaxy note 7",0
phil spector joins jennifer hudson to present 'best new artist' grammy,1
community garden sprouts first condom wrapper of spring,1
"woman going to take quick break after filling out name, address on tax forms",1
long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows,1
"this is not how you play frisbee, but we love it anyway",0
15 years in environment of constant fear somehow fails to rehabilitate prisoner,1
study: 58 percent of u.s. exercise televised,1
how we do it: success in the classroom,0
the one big issue antonin scalia consistently got right,0
saving private ryan' actor tom sizemore arrested for domestic violence,0
"hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win",0
the feminine culture: 6 things i learned from women that make me #thrive,0
this dance inspired by 'moonlight' is almost as gorgeous as the real thing,0
how to botch a wedding toast in 5 words,0
black fashion designers are finally getting their moment in the spotlight,0
gummy bears send 14 chicago-area high school students to hospital,0
hillary clinton is likely to be the next president of the united states,0
huckabee campaign suspended after candidate trapped in briar patch,1
"nation curious after discovering mysterious, eccentric benefactor paid off country's debt in full",1
turkey's increasingly desperate predicament poses real dangers,0
trump's tailspin,0
report: watching episode of 'downton abbey' counts as reading book,1
the top 10 workout songs for february,0
tesla's difficult month just got a little worse,0
vatican unveils new pope signal,1
why this aborted airplane landing only looks like your worst nightmare,0
quiet guy mistaken for nice guy,1
new 'star trek' tv series in the works for 2017,0
report: 92% of americans would have gotten over ex by now,1
female former franken staffers say he was a 'champion for women',0
"trump's wild wiretap goose chase has no end in sight, apparently",0
college graduate to never read a book again,1
caitlyn jenner isn't threatening your womanhood,0
fda warns another company about unapproved consumer genetic tests,0
taylor swift enters alternate universe to date body-building george harrison,1
bush disappointed to learn chinese foreign minister doesn't know karate,1
hubble telescope desperately struggling to contact nasa after witnessing murder on ganymede,1
real people' in car commercials are either actors or not terribly bright,0
a mother's day tribute to my mother-in-law,0
"sales of chamomile tea, gas masks up sharply",1
breaking: do you think we're doing a good job?,1
historical archives: owls deemed arse-holes,1
shelter dog eating own shit not exactly doing itself any favors,1
area man thinks girlfriend's sister might be a little cuter,1
"watching thousands march in his honor unlocks deeper, darker corner of trump's psyche",1
syrian electronic army has a little fun before inevitable upcoming deaths at hands of rebels,1
high-school teacher reluctantly breaks up fight,1
train slices truck in half in terrifying railroad crossing crash,0
"trump, speaking on russian state-owned network, slams 'dishonest' media",0
report: some people live in pennsylvania,1
tammy baldwin on rumors of anti-lgbtq executive order: where's ivanka now?,0
tomato genetically modified to be more expensive,1
deadlocked supreme court: 'someone's voting twice',1
fda: lucky charms no longer part of complete breakfast,1
target raises minimum wage to $10 an hour: report,0
ben franklin: ahead of his time?,0
5-year-old channels solange knowles for perfectly recreated album cover,0
"two dacamented dreamers, in alaska and texas, on fighting to stay home",0
mike pence left out in cold at winter olympics vip reception,0
maybelline announces it will stop testing new products on unsuspecting customers in the middle of the night,1
melissa etheridge marries linda wallem,0
3m introduces new line of protective foam eye plugs,1
first look at the new queen elsa from 'once upon a time',0
why erlich on 'silicon valley' is the best and the worst,0
"kendrick lamar, taylor swift and the weeknd lead the 2016 grammy nominations",0
kellyanne conway won't say whether she will report to john kelly,0
bangladesh bloggers fear deadly backlash won't end soon,0
california to release all prisoners who seem nice enough,1
thousands dead in wake of low-carbon diet,1
neil gorsuch vows to interpret constitution using scalia's original intent,1
bernie sanders is closer than ever to catching up with hillary clinton,0
good news kept from parents out of fear of proving them right,1
romantic prince harry surprises meghan markle with family's heirloom colony,1
man can't believe obama would use tragedy to push anti-tragedy agenda,1
wells fargo sued for barring daca recipients from student loans,0
f**k muzlim' and 'terroist' spray-painted on muslim man's car,0
scientists reveal secret to boosting your metabolism during sleep,0
alternative-medicine practitioner refuses alternative method of payment,1
depressed crab stays buried under sand until 2 p.m.,1
an introvert's guide to throwing a solid holiday party,0
sen. tim scott responds to john kelly: 'no compromise to make' on civil war,0
pantomimed lasso motion fails to pull woman across dance floor,1
"dildo manufacturers association: nation must return to normalcy, purchase dildos",1
man has eaten last 75 meals out of container or carton,1
baseball team creates in-stadium nursing suite for moms,0
"voila,' yells exhausted lady gaga during 149th consecutive costume change as met visitors gingerly step over her",1
advice for the broken-hearted,0
man confused by obscure down-ballot measure about deciding who his senator should be,1
why democrats should block every trump supreme court justice,0
these backseat taxi photos are an incredible fashion time capsule,0
tea party congressman calls for tax breaks to put out raging wildfire in district,1
obese man impaled in wicker-chair disaster,1
trump asks why kavanaugh accuser didn't just immediately request hush money,1
senate candidate asks gop opponents to sign pledge limiting outside spending,0
"rnc troubled by steve wynn sexual assault allegations, plans to keep his money anyway",0
u.s. citizens say they were detained by border patrol agent for 'speaking spanish',0
xylophonist shredding it,1
mueller wondering why there all this drama over trump's unpaid parking violations,1
missing girl elected to aruban parliament,1
desperate u.s. colleges weigh emergency bob marley legend ban,1
"denée benton, aka ruby on 'unreal,' is headed to broadway",0
california mayor sleeps in cardboard box for night to 'experience' homelessness,0
john carpenter tells off neo-nazi trolls who think 'they live' is about jewish supremacy,0
helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling,0
kiddie pool falls into disrepair,1
"your fall outfit inspo, courtesy of paris fashion week",0
guy on racetrack p.a. sounds a little depressed today,1
man nods his way to the top,1
think pynk,0
30th anniversary of 1973 commemorated,1
"a gop congressman wouldn't meet with constituents, so a democrat came instead",0
fda relaxes definition of smoothie,1
military drone takes advantage of gi bill education benefits,1
judge blocks federal government from enforcing transgender guidance in schools nationwide,0
helicopter mating season begins,1
man who likes to be jostled moving to city,1
rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate,0
john oliver: 'f**king idiot' trump managed to screw up disavowing nazis,0
rnc builds levee out of poor people to protect convention site,1
scott pruitt defends use of 1st armored division for trip to dry-cleaner,1
experts say puerto rico still extremely vulnerable to future u.s. government,1
loyal senator still lying patiently in spot where beloved bill died,1
here's a genius way to respond to anti-semitism,0
brie larson goes full superhero for intense 'captain marvel' workouts,0
nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun,1
fd&c blue #5 to restore beauty of world's oceans,1
"new, improved google maps lets user launch missile at any location on globe",1
trump voter fraud commissioner says panel should be more transparent or disband,0
almost half of the victims in the turkey bombing were under the age of 14,0
yoga for the heart,0
adele tweets apology after stage rigging hits glasgow concertgoer,0
apple's gag division unveils sleekest fake dog shit to date,1
why russell simmons wants trump to win the gop nomination,0
riaa bans telling friends about songs,1
cat with sunglasses is next-level chill,0
vacation to israel canceled due to history of israel,1
nick jonas breaks silence on olivia culpo split,0
area man never in mood to do things he hasn't done before,1
"hannity claims relationship with cohen never went past payment for legal advice, defense strategy in criminal cases",1
hot new secretary of transportation to 'shake up' u.s. highways,1
parents fight to remove cartoon characters from industrial solvents,1
what it's like to be a muslim woman in hijab teaching in the trump era,0
google now giving female employees free day each week to work on lawsuits,1
bus driver appears to have had rough summer,1
"vegas, baby! (well, minus our babies)",0
radio host hugh hewitt 'inclined' to vote for donald trump after urging him to drop out,0
michigan's congressional hopefuls worry about the next flint,0
switzerland at the geffen playhouse,0
34-year-old asks for big piece,1
"friend has some jerky in clear, unlabeled bag for you to try",1
miracle on ice' veteran wants congressional scrutiny on nhl concussions,0
support pours in for 4-year-old whose prosthetic was stolen,0
reese witherspoon was red hot at the 'gone girl' premiere,0
why should you feel threatened by the greeting card industry?,0
19 adorable doggie save-the-dates for when you're having a ruff day,0
understanding today's climate politics,0
u.s. labels rohingya crisis an 'ethnic cleansing',0
"young democrats prefer bernie sanders, new poll finds",0
"in a hate-filled election, this moment shows exactly why america is already great",0
"modern elections are corruption, sen. al franken argues",0
kim kardashian and hillary clinton take the ultimate selfie,0
"fourth-grader's world war ii project vastly oversimplifies importance of air combat, uncle reports",1
a gamechanger: nobel prize winner kailash satyarthi,0
mom shows why mothers have 'earned' their postpartum 'stripes',0
mom dishing up her famous comments about your body this thanksgiving,1
trevor noah defends obama from conservative criticism on police brutality,0
missing white girl drives missing black girl from headlines,1
the pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times,0
rand paul ends daylong nsa 'filibuster',0
video shows officers pepper-spraying restrained man who says he can't breathe,0
ronald mcdonald statue bears full brunt of teenagers' mockery,1
chris harrison says he doesn't have time to 'hate-watch' 'unreal',0
china vows to begin aggressively falsifying air pollution numbers,1
how to tell if a dinosaur is fake,0
chris martin says he and gwyneth paltrow are 'very close',0
ted cruz will name carly fiorina as his running mate if he wins gop nomination,0
ryan lochte is 32. we shouldn't treat him like a kid.,0
advocates say marijuana legalization in arizona could generate $40 million a year for schools,0
"something to vote for on november 8, 2016:          elect 279 candidates on election day and the united states leads the world in fighting climate change!",0
"rick moranis to star in straight-to-video release honey, i shrunk some more shit",1
chita rivera to young performers: learn how to sing and dance,0
head-on collision with a ford,0
why the notion of a 'ferguson effect' on policing is so problematic,0
11 classic hollywood kisses that will send shivers down your spine,0
clinton woos gay vote with freddie mercury mustache,1
woman who admits to having watched golden globes thinks jodie foster embarrassed herself,1
obama endorses not doing goddamn thing to fix illinois in midterms,1
young girl provides home for stray bullet,1
massive magma chamber discovered under yellowstone,0
gay olympian finds 'silver lining' in broken thumb: he won't have to shake pence's hand,0
counselors quarantine homesick campers,1
is jeb's mulligan on iraq convincing or a tar baby he can't escape?,0
white house adds eight inches to white house fence,1
"three chinese tourists dead, six people missing in borneo shipwreck",0
chris murphy: congress giving 'quiet endorsement' to murders,0
report: girlfriend probably reading some book called 'the midwife's promise',1
ariana grande issues 'donut fiasco' apology video that doesn't explain donut-licking,0
what's your story?,0
beaver can't wait to get started on dam,1
"are we safer now? yes, but not as much as we could be",0
hillary clinton opens new presidential library charting course of purely theoretical tenure as commander in chief,1
white house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general,0
behind the scenes of an intricate fbi sting,0
budweiser american lager purchased at tavern,1
bitcoin bowl and the disruption of fiat currency,0
donald trump jr. just shared the weirdest picture of his dad,0
radio talk-show caller to make point,1
justin bieber recovering in intensive care unit after being badly booed,1
harrison ford chuckles to self upon realizing he hasn't been in movie people liked in 18 years,1
democrats call for convincing amount of condemnation for al franken,1
bare-handed miracles (pt 1 of 3),0
delirious koala hasn't slept for 72 straight minutes,1
mom leaks out another divorce detail during drive to sat prep class,1
stepping back into now,0
the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer,0
9 harrowing images that capture the lasting impact of sexual assault,0
want to be healthier? flirt more,0
clinton announces transition leadership should she win in november,0
study: 83% of marathon spectators only attend for sick thrill of watching fellow man suffer,1
how do i make my 4-month-old fall in love with reading?,0
this 'jaws' analogy did not end well for mike huckabee,0
5 ways to trick your inner critic,0
entire meal consumed while testing if it needs more time in microwave,1
nation kept up all night by sound of creaking infrastructure,1
jonathan safran foer guesses it's time to give up on silly little dream of becoming good writer,1
steve bannon met with robert mueller's team for two days this week,0
coworkers unable to put finger on what's weird about gary,1
rainbow flags burned outside north carolina church after law controversy,0
priyanka chopra nails why uproar over 'the simpsons' apu is justified,0
hidden valley ranch bombed by balsamic extremists,1
melania trump responds to charlottesville clashes before president does,0
how to save money fast: 10 habits that can fund your dreams,0
actress leaves porn past behind with new cinemax erotic thriller,1
trump vows to leave a better afghanistan for nation's grandchildren to fight in,1
holiday traditions: friendships,0
justin bieber's latest 'carpool karaoke' is too hot,0
the judge stands in shock when he sees who's singing on stage... wow!,0
we ain't germans,0
jeff bezos assures amazon employees that hr working 100 hours a week to address their complaints,1
these dads reveal how they created their beautiful 'forever family' on a farm,0
syrian families living outside turkish refugee camps face tough conditions,0
"bye bye american airlines, bye",0
financial advisor recommends keeping one bullet in chamber just in case,1
man entirely different misogynist online than in real life,1
white castle crave case handcuffed to wrist,1
"gett: the trial of viviane amsalem or, the craziness of israeli society",0
comic-con opens with traditional superhero flyover,1
amanda peet told her daughter sex is 'a special hug',0
woman who's been on the pill for years thinking about switching to new set of debilitating side effects,1
teacher cut off woman's hair during hug: cops,0
84 great danes rescued in new hampshire in 'worst' squalor,0
exclusive: bet responds after coming under fire from journalists and publicists,0
nation celebrates full week without deadly mass shooting,1
unemployed man who had to move back in with his parents still for obama,1
republicans keep trying to shut women down,0
dea accepts record $280 million drug bribe,1
monday's morning email: what's next on trump's agenda,0
catherine zeta-jones happy to see people on internet would still hit that,1
"after seeing this, you're going to want to run to banana republic",0
study finds average american inadvertently eats equivalent of 8 pieces of fruit per year,1
how to replace your self-doubt with unshakeable confidence,0
local teen walks in on family masturbating,1
baby put on phone told her parents hate her,1
activists rally for domestic violence survivor found guilty of child abduction,0
"health experts recommend standing up at desk, leaving office, never coming back",1
fingerprints on bathroom stall hopefully just menstrual blood,1
will trump fire rosenstein? it may not matter.,0
blind date pronounces every syllable of word 'comfortable',1
the day she let her son wait in the car,0
"sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can",1
"if you're graduating this year, you need to read this",0
wyclef jean says he 'would definitely' reunite with the fugees,0
chicago city council approves $13 minimum wage,0
world bank forecloses on world farm,1
"my work here is done,' smiles contented bannon before bursting into millions of spores",1
report: strongest human relationships emerge from bashing friend who couldn't make it out,1
friday's morning email: inside trump's presser for the ages,0
"how could harvey weinstein get away with this?' asks man currently ignoring sexual misconduct of 17 separate coworkers, friends, acquaintances",1
boss's sexual harassment a lot more cautious lately,1
friend's threats to come visit becoming disturbingly more genuine,1
brief moment of lucidity called panic attack,1
kylie jenner sports massive septum ring in her latest photo shoot,0
biden requests to be named special envoy to reno,1
couple always like this,1
jimmy kimmel finally answers the question: is trump 'crazy or just dumb?',0
"facing rising seas, remote alaskan village votes to move (again)",0
families of missing flight passengers just hoping media gets closure it needs,1
learning right gives you might,0
trump administration claims it's not blocking abortion for detained immigrant teen,0
"the new york times defends covering hacked democratic emails, even if it helped russia",0
u.n. warns trump may be 7 months away from acquiring nuclear weapons,1
"by embracing psychology and ignoring polls, democrats could still win the '14 elections",0
film to be made into john grisham,1
chris hemsworth makes light of reports he and his wife are splitting with cheeky instagram,0
"veterans mentor chicago's at-risk youth, help them cope with trauma",0
"report: thinking about way you look all the time burns 5,000 calories an hour",1
"u.k. to investigate cambridge analytica, asks facebook auditors to stand down",0
"i think we still have a shot,' carly fiorina assures closest inkjet printer",1
report: 70% of trump endorsements made after staring at bedroom ceiling for 4 hours,1
latest bin laden tape for completists only,1
new photo shows medusa nebula is way prettier than its namesake,0
virginia governor calls on state to move past racist legacy of last few weeks,1
long-shot push to force senate to confirm merrick garland fails in federal court,0
"kim jong-un, justin timberlake meet to pick new pope, according to shameless attempt to increase web traffic",1
"to defeat them, i must become them,' john kerry says while putting on black face mask",1
outkast universally accepted,1
thomas whitby's ascent as a connected educator,0
senate's proposed 2016 budget turns a deaf ear to the needs of young families,0
new study finds solving every single personal problem reduces anxiety,1
how business leaders can help foster mental health in the workplace,0
nasa announces future shuttle launches will be sudden and without warning,1
"what really happens when you're infected with measles, in one chart",0
new york post' publishes report exposing alexandria ocasio-cortez's 9-figure social security number,1
"ohio state fair accident caused by 'excessive corrosion,' ride manufacturer says",0
alien still hasn't gotten around to listening to whole voyager golden record,1
"otto warmbier, u.s. student freed from north korea, has 'severe' neurological injury",0
new candy to hum and glow in mouths,1
area man incapable of making plans without excitedly rubbing palms together,1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
bernie sanders repeatedly scolded for attempting to unionize debate moderators,1
is it ok to be rich?,0
this cfl player takes unsportsmanlike conduct to another level,0
new york times' rehires judith miller to cover escalating iran tensions,1
what chinese centenarians can teach us about living well,0
"alex jones warns fans quitting his supplements cold turkey can lead to homosexuality, judaism",1
amazing 'human fly' lives off diet of garbage,1
spiderman distracts dr. octopus with delicious hostess fruit pies,1
area 8-year-old formally rescinds hunger complaint following mother's insulting banana offer,1
parkland survivors call out media for ignoring gun violence in black communities,0
the power of words: a letter from the psych ward,0
obama plans to tackle major education inequality,0
old faithful brutally beaten to death by group of teens,1
"no, you don't need to be trying for a 'super orgasm'",0
bush frustrated by mother's constant questioning of his plans post-white house,1
"kimmel, atop scorched earth, takes aim at trump over health care bill",0
grimacing congressman quickly drafts legislation for charley-horse research,1
veteran given hero's welcome back to afghanistan,1
hiroshima visit brings feelings of guilt to american born in japan,0
a childless woman's response to 'you're missing out',0
trump: 'there is hatred on both sides of my heart',1
pentagon announces plan to cover cost of hormone treatment for servicemembers doubling down on biological sex,1
fbi quickly follows up on tip about potentially dangerous man who killed 17 in school shooting,1
woman rearranging condiments in refrigerator door like puzzle in ancient tomb,1
woman tragically succumbs to natural hair color,1
an astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective,0
political pundits surprisingly good at getting inside mentally unbalanced shooter's head,1
tuesday's morning email: ebola contracted outside of west africa,0
encouraging report shows 45% of onion social users survive beta testing,1
"uaw, fca still negotiating under 'hour-by-hour' contract extension",0
"warm, syrupy pleasure coursing through man's veins after big hit of mattress",1
toeing the race line: what i am and what i am not.,0
the final showdown on 'repeal and replace' obamacare: what to watch for this week,0
retail group spoofs 'ferris bueller' in ad bashing donald trump's tariffs,0
man not belonging to movie's target demographic escorted from theater by hollywood officials,1
man on vacation suddenly realizes no one feeding his hostages,1
new 'hunger games: mockingjay - part 2' posters show the cast ready for battle,0
here's exactly why a vote for trump is vote against lgbtq rights,0
exterminator kind of surprised apartment doesn't have roaches,1
"yes, men are still harassing people on the street. no, it's still not okay.",0
who makes the game?' donald sterling certainly asked the right question,0
donald trump's election could be a windfall for virginia democrats,0
tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open,0
curvy model who's had a 'roller coaster relationship' with her belly rolls now embraces them in the punniest way,0
gwen stefani bares her soul performing 'i used to love you' at the amas,0
la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later,0
blue aclu ribbons are the stars' best accessories at 2017 oscars,0
vatican officials quietly paint over part of sistine chapel where michelangelo depicted adam fingering cherub,1
70 percent of americans in favor of watching iraq get bombed on tv,1
matador fatally gored after he trips on cape in french bullring (warning: graphic video),0
empty 'about us' page leaves chinese buffet's origins shrouded in mystery,1
real world' star writes his own (queer) book of mormon story,0
panicked man looking for son stressing everybody out,1
world's most advanced yo-yo doesn't need you,1
"area woman not yelling at you, she's just saying",1
rome's gay pride revelers have other aims for their march,0
50 photos from 2017 that show the power of women's rage,0
teen jumps on whale shark like it's nbd,0
hypochondriac maple tree always convinced it has asian longhorn beetles,1
zz top reveals meaning behind classic song 'legs',1
kylie jenner and tyga bring their romance to new york fashion week,0
two dozen restaurant patrons made violently ill from marriage proposal,1
why is it called a 'cesarean section' anyway?,0
lea michele slays in a black cutout dress at 'scream queens' premiere,0
scalia goes on abortion bender after being passed over for chief justice,1
stranded sailor arrested immediately after his rescue,0
an mtv 'cribs'-style tour of pluto,0
students thankful standardized curriculum sparing them from free-spirited teacher's antics,1
"here's the poop on antarctica's secret penguin society, population 1.5 million",0
"happy new year, president trump: the hunt for silver linings",0
michelle obama renovates van buren workout room,1
panasonic introduces portable 500-disc changer to compete against ipod,1
chipotle is testing queso in hopes of turning business back around,0
"man who will pay $60,000 in medical bills this year can't afford health insurance right now",1
hope hicks' resignation sends tweeters into joke overdrive,0
flower freaking out after realizing there's a bee on it,1
journalists flock to cnn debate they could better watch from home,0
area man switches to backup lie,1
new biblical text reveals god first sent christ to save elk as practice,1
"planned parenthood offers virtual visits, will deliver birth control to your door",0
mike pence asks waiter to remove mrs. butterworth from table until wife arrives,1
these boston bombing survivors don't think it's too soon for 'patriots day',0
kourtney kardashian has a girls' night out with her hollywood crew,0
"reeva steenkamp can 'rest in peace' after oscar pistorius' sentence doubled, her family says",0
louis c.k. compares child molesting to eating candy bars on 'snl',0
pope francis grills burgers on balcony of st. peter's basilica,1
mizzou chancellor says he's not going to rush to fire melissa click,0
latina student who filmed 'build a wall' chant speaks out about backlash,0
ali krieger's strategy for taking setbacks in stride,0
bryan cranston once married a couple flying over the hollywood sign,0
u.s. and britain call for immediate ceasefire in yemen,0
challenging richard dawkins,0
15 ways to look and feel younger instantly,0
watch the 2016 democratic national convention live,0
judge seeks criminal contempt charges against arizona sheriff joe arpaio,0
"area 5-year-old telling, area 5-year-old telling",1
couple stressing about wedding plans as if it won't just take a string of edison bulbs to knock guests' fucking socks off,1
changing how we study political divisions just might help us heal them,0
"study finds swans only other animals who mate for few years, get scared, end things, then regret it",1
"uncharted 4' director bruce straley talks diversity, storytelling tips and more",0
kalamazoo shooting suspect switched cars amid rampage,0
judge seeks criminal contempt charges against arizona sheriff joe arpaio,0
all men are created equal. does president trump agree?,0
tractor-pull fans begin to question whether this is what life is really about,1
my experience of coming out in kentucky...,0
the predictable blowback from supporting sectarian authoritarianism in bahrain,0
weak-willed coward changes opinion after learning he was wrong,1
"loss of cat child's first real experience with death, killing",1
family embarrassed by way son died,1
affordable living in great amazon rainforest location,0
garage orchestra hands out demo at boston philharmonic show,1
an optical illusion makes lake sørvágsvatn look absolutely trippy,0
world's richest lose $194 billion in first trading week of 2016,0
rob kardashian apparently tweeted kylie jenner's phone number,0
heroin addicts pressure president to stay course in afghanistan,1
how to connect with others,0
melissa harris-perry becoming elle.com editor at large,0
"straight, gay service members looking forward to asking, telling come september",1
donald trump channels the ghost of richard nixon,0
people in healthcare.gov stock photos now visibly panicking,1
7 seattle themed filters to live by © michelle moore,0
"romney requiring potential running mates to write 5,000 word essay on favorite things about money",1
warning: this 1988 home video of a kid getting a nintendo is intensely nostalgic,0
the politics of fashion | the fashion of politics (video),0
millions of retirees absolutely sopping wet after seeing alex trebek's new beard,1
rescuers heroically help beached garbage back into ocean,1
law enforcement and mental illness: not what they're meant for,0
man stuffs cash into shirt of gop congressman who voted to repeal obamacare,0
"you're my best friend,' says obama to drone that appears outside bedroom window every night",1
why i decided to attach my business to the happy hippie foundation,0
pentagon loses hard drive with all the movies on it,1
watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway,0
man who stood and watched robbery acted on pure instinct,1
english teacher already armed with deadly weapon called shakespeare,1
man always gets little rush out of telling people john lennon beat wife,1
china on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia,0
shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way,0
portland hate killer ranted about stabbings and muslims on facebook amid rising u.s. hate crime,0
bill cosby feeling better about retrial now that climate around sexual assault has cooled down,1
a cornell frat held a disgusting 'pig roast' sex contest and i'm not surprised,0
the unwinnable afghanistan war,0
friend who listened to podcast on watergate bursts into conversation with guns fucking blazing,1
bernie sanders praises nba for moving all-star game out of north carolina,0
states now offering millions in tax breaks to any person who says 'high-tech jobs',1
david blaine stunt to push public's endurance to limit,1
donald trump's assault on our values,0
gilmore girls' creator thinks we're all way too focused on rory's love life,0
font too small,1
elder women as agents of change,0
bruce jenner okay following deadly car crash,0
wall street journal' reintroduces nudes after failed yearlong experiment,1
restaurant patrons rapidly losing faith parents going to do something about 4-year-old,1
good night's sleep changes nothing,1
masters in writing fails to create master of writing,1
"fordham, education department sued over student's mental health records",0
making the road in new york: a model for work-family policy change,0
man who enjoys thing informed he is wrong,1
3 must-have shoes for the office,0
new pepsi product specifically mentions target demographic in name,1
elderly man who's outlived wife by 8 years must not have loved her very much,1
finger-quotes lady now doing hand parentheses,1
new study reveals majority of americans want,1
carol blows up 'the walking dead' season premiere,0
pissed off from a lack of sleep? you might be 'slangry',0
"after watching katy perry crash a wedding, you'll wish she came to yours",0
"mike pence's nfl 'stunt' in indianapolis may have cost taxpayers over $88,000",0
stranger things 2' creators say keen viewers will notice twinge of disappointment hidden in every scene,1
drunk man incites panic after jumping on bar and praising allah: police,0
dude with knit hat at party calls beer 'libations',1
samantha bee tells democrats what it'll take to stop donald trump,0
hawaii moves to ban gay conversion therapy for minors,0
victoria's secret puts record number of asian models on its runway,0
the giant panda is no longer listed as endangered,0
beyonce shares photo of blue ivy and jay z for father's day,0
is china a partner or a predator in africa? it's complicated.,0
making your (wedding day) list and checking it twice,0
seaworld's new ad is completely full of it,0
the damaging stigmas men of color in makeup face,0
chris christie: watercolor memories of a candidacy that 'peaked too soon',0
another open letter to betsy devos from a public school teacher,0
"fearmongers, warmongers gather for annual mongering conference",1
"michelle obama, hillary clinton, barbara bush hit d.c. bar scene for first ladies night specials",1
10 ways to raise a reader,0
it'd be pretty easy for trump to pardon his family members. he could even tweet it.,0
company commits to hiring more bengal tigers in effort to improve office biodiversity,1
the two non-interventionists,0
death with dignity advocates say most catholic voters support the right to die,0
why is it so hard to forgive yourself?,0
cardinal law canonized following miracle of escaping criminal prosecution,1
"loud, desperate need for approval' leads tony nominations",1
starr taunts clinton with humiliating 'sittin' in a tree' song,1
cancer researchers develop highly promising new pink consumer item,1
"after planned parenthood shooting, another american community mourns",0
buzzfeed editors unsure how to spin petraeus story into reason the '90s were great,1
dozens of black-rubber-clad masochists line up outside capitol for paul ryan's job,1
military apologizes after drone strike intended for yemeni isis base accidentally hits west palm beach wedding,1
"fans, music greats mourn loss of mr. rock 'n' roll chuck berry",0
joe wilson getting bored with no-longer-covert wife,1
schnauzers rioting outside madison square garden following westminster dog show defeat,1
u.s-russian plan calls for syria ceasefire starting saturday,0
police department reduces costs by using same evidence for every investigation,1
the american cult of bombing,0
browns owner haslam mixes republican politics with football,0
elizabeth warren slams pat toomey for trying to let banks 'swindle' cities and towns,0
ted cruz blasts new york times for keeping book off bestseller list,0
netflix just hired producer ryan murphy in a huge 5-year deal,0
what the entire country needs to learn from the students at mizzou,0
"trump's diplomacy is inappropriate, delicious",0
13 year old boy diagnosed with incurable puberty,1
kennedy curse' claims life of 77-year-old tumor-riddled binge-drinker,1
jeff bezos tables latest breakthrough cost-cutting idea after realizing it's just slaves,1
second life makes dream of owning fictitious coffee shop come true,1
wheel of fortune' contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket,1
"u.k. to also ban large electronics on some flights from middle east, africa",0
scout returns with news of quicker checkout line to the east,1
how hotels are capitalizing on what business travelers value most,0
"heed my tragic story well, friends, for you could just as easily be me,' says chris christie in haunting rnc speech",1
logging industry announces that they just can't fucking get enough of logs,1
husband apologizing in sleep,1
if area dad steps on legos one more time,1
9 brands with sexy spokesmodels over 50,0
"executive, legislative, judicial branches merge",1
americans demand military response after chinese shoot down directv satellite,1
redstate names leon wolf managing editor as erick erickson prepares exit,0
coachella-goers freak out after headliner beyoncé announces she's pregnant with twins,0
tale of two primaries and how to uphold majority rule,0
bank patrons can expect same poor service after merger,1
"meet sparkle, the 2-year-old who's your next style crush",0
first look at tony shalhoub in new cbs series 'braindead',0
omarosa was right and wrong in joining trump,0
high school student council passes nonbinding resolution,1
snyder decides against endorsing trump for president,0
plane diverted after ebola virus reclines in seat,0
vice president pence pushes expansive nato and defense of european micro-states: does president trump know?,0
area man to start curling his 2s,1
alcoholic father granted posthumous sainthood by catholic family,1
study finds girls outperforming future employers in school,1
"25 hilarious, adorable and just plain strange quotes from kids",0
escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc,0
lieberman's overlords most displeased,1
bored gop vetting rand paul just to kill time before viable 2016 candidate emerges,1
amazing couple adopts 7 siblings to keep them together,0
matchbox 20 singer rob thomas apologizes for racist comments made in australia,0
donald trump threatens 35 percent tariff as 'retribution' for companies that move abroad,0
man trying to remember how that music they used to play before hbo movies went,1
congress votes to intervene in local wedding,1
dad transforms kids' toy cars into epic 'mad max' mobiles,0
reminders of party's costume theme becoming increasingly more threatening,1
why i chose an african publisher over a western one,0
11 things you won't understand about happiness until you are happy,0
"like issa rae, i'm also 'rooting for everybody black'",0
let's get trump's evangelical council to resign,0
100-year-old makes a dash to break guinness' 100-meter record,0
standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician,1
onion social defends decision to remove 'you will live' promise from mission statement,1
west virginia revokes approval of mountain valley pipeline as legal terrain shifts,0
how much money do you need?,0
peterson given lifetime channel sentence,1
the invisible generation,0
parents respond to article that celebrates dads for one day of parenting,0
"see me as a woman first, a black woman second",0
george zimmerman's attorney opens second day of trial with trayvon martin impression,1
chevron touts green initiative with hybrid-powered oil drilling platforms,1
i wore crocs to work for a week — and lived to tell the tale,0
dear white people: we don't need your saving,0
man always taking good mood out on friends,1
the american dream: what does that part about kissing the gym teacher mean?,1
here's your chance to score never ending pasta at olive garden,0
body breaking down in totally different order than man expected,1
india opens new mohandas k. gandhi nuclear-testing facility,1
"report: just so you know, your younger sister probably getting laid pretty regularly these days",1
las vegas review-journal removes questions about newspaper's new mystery owner,0
"15 pieces of advice for teens headed to college, from parents",0
embarrassed jcpenney announces all it's sold in past year is two fleece jackets and a scattergories game,1
this time ben carson didn't say he'd violate muslims' civil rights,0
entire napoleon dynamite plot pieced together through friends' quotes,1
old dryer abandoned by train tracks now a vital part of ecosystem,1
police remove last of dakota access pipeline protesters from camp,0
is honolulu in for a disastrous flood?,0
tom clancy really happy with how latest video game with his name on it came out,1
sweden blood bank texts donors to notify them whenever their blood helps save a life,0
what on earth do you have to do to be kicked out of politics?,0
poor kwanzaa sales disappoint retailers,1
milky way's mysterious 'bubbles' yield their secrets,0
everything you need to know about michael brown's record,0
leaked report: jerusalem at boiling point,0
top 10 college basketball seniors,0
man who forgot to buy valentine's day gift relieved to remember wife passed away years ago,1
anti-immigrant signs pop up on california highways as state becomes a sanctuary,0
firefighter and police officer take adorable photos with their newborn,0
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
obama to impose major new regulations on offshore drilling,0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
iranian nuclear scientists hurriedly flush 200 pounds of enriched uranium down toilet during surprise u.n. inspection,1
homeless child apparently unaware he lives in nanny state,1
freudian physical therapist convinced dream actually about knee,1
police find adorable little skeleton,1
house to vote on 3-month highway funding bill before leaving town,0
secret service not sure if that suit of armor was in oval office yesterday,1
joe arpaio revives racist obama birther conspiracy,0
queen of soul commands in philly,0
much-criticized media vows to return to softball tactics,1
this video of a road being surfaced is ridiculously satisfying,0
"the convergence is at hand,' announces sears ceo as employees report to company headquarters in white gowns",1
pet researchers confirm 100% of owners who leave for work never coming back,1
allowance to teach child importance of parental dependence,1
new desktop folder created for sad little creative project,1
mom saw a bunch of photos from women's march online,1
"i was, but now i am",0
fly on wall can't believe they're restructuring entire west coast division,1
apple will turn next iphone into wallet,0
demi lovato explains why she contemplated suicide at age 7,0
roomba claims another pet gerbil,1
you have the right to remain obnoxious,0
woman judges cities solely by their airports,1
"georgia executes gregory lawler for killing police officer, despite autism defense",0
van's rocking motion discourages would-be knocker,1
seymour hersh uncovers new thing too sad to think about,1
people and other animals:  baby hummingbirds in our incubators means that spring has come,0
derek jeter flawlessly hustled president obama in a round of golf,0
blagojevich just getting started,1
the continued unravelling of the middle east: a deep dive into history,0
"vegetarian begins sad, private routine of scanning menu for little green v's",1
english professor suddenly realizes students will believe literally anything she says,1
area couple vows never to go dildo shopping while horny again,1
russia's medvedev: trump administration is powerless,0
a political obituary for the president's son-in-law,0
fireflies almost salvage man's shitty day,1
police satisfied after drunk man assures them there's no problem,1
spy' director paul feig thinks it's 'ridiculous' women don't get the same opportunities he does,0
game of thrones' fans shocked after some little goblin or something killed off in last night's episode,1
"sources: c'mon, just give us the goddamn pulitzer already",1
eu warmly welcomes sturgeon as she pushes to keep scotland in union,0
fda: lucky charms no longer part of complete breakfast,1
hollywood mourns the loss of legendary comedian jerry lewis,0
revolutionary new homophobia immersion therapy involves lowering patient into tank of gays,1
new hampshire' episode 3: how the heroin crisis is bleeding into the primary,0
elvis costello poster starting to suspect it will never be framed,1
inner-city prodigy earns ged at age 11,1
using new technology to give voice to the voiceless,0
beekeeper slowly becoming bee hoarder,1
divorced father buys string cheese to make coming to his place fun,1
diagnosing and curing our sick health system,0
marvel salutes hip-hop with 50 variant covers paying homage to classic albums covers,0
superintendent allegedly calls female dress code violators 'skanks',0
aclu drags taylor swift for trying to silence critic,0
toddler figures it about time to shove whole plastic easter egg into mouth,1
man removing sweatshirt offers coworkers tantalizing glimpse of bare midriff,1
putting ice cream in bowl momentarily considered,1
child 'very sorry' for slapping teddy bear,1
"postal worker rescues gifts from burning truck, saves christmas",0
romney frantically figuring out how tax plan could actually work after realizing he might win election,1
oat farmer seriously thinking about getting into barley,1
homosexuality is not an addiction',0
voter dreading being sent over to visibly stupid poll worker,1
what makes bill gates feel 'stupid',0
spot-on video sums up the wildly different lives of cat and dog owners,0
mitch mcconnell marvels at the judicial crisis he created,0
pacific ocean quarantined after contact with carnival cruise ship,1
hardee's introduces shame curtains for customers to eat behind,1
excited cia director can't wait to declassify last night's incredible mission in middle east,1
book given as gift actually read,1
d.c. authorities struggling to keep squatters out of empty state department,1
how an obama cut-out is helping me survive a trump presidency,0
all-business adult in halloween shop beelines it straight for pinhead mask,1
i don't belong in tech,0
fear factor creator's will: 'heirs must eat my ashes to collect inheritance',1
in memoriam: robin thicke's career,0
guest searches hand towel for low-traffic area,1
scientists invented a headband that could help us better understand each other,0
the bizarre story of trump's first congressional endorsement,0
big ben set 15 minutes ahead to give london a little extra time in the morning,1
legal systems have reinforced discrimination against leprosy,0
podcast review: no such thing as a fish,0
lone gunman enters crowded restaurant,1
guy wearing thumb drive around neck wonders if you tried hard reboot,1
quaker releases new plain flavor-blasted rice cakes,1
united airlines flies children with serious illnesses to santa's north pole,0
concerned nation gently encourages boston to take it easy this st. patrick's day,1
"apple releases brief, fleeting moment of excitement",1
could hillary clinton have what it takes to defeat the democrats in 2008?,1
husband pretty sure he hooked up gas stove correctly,1
vatican unveils new rosary for windows,1
alcohol only thing making operating heavy machinery bearable,1
giuliani clarifies he doesn't want gravestone to say 'he married his cousin' either,1
speaking of 'rigged',0
christie 2016 comes from nowhere to win republican nomination,1
"lgbt christians speak out: ""love the sinner, hate the sin"" won't cut it anymore",0
"roy moore says religious liberty 'comes from god,' not the constitution",0
this rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water,0
north korea's evil-looking hotel has a brighter feature,0
sculptor criticized for turning women into objects,1
god proclaims raspberries 'now even more berrilicious',1
single parent wishes she had thought of abandoning child first,1
"study finds 12,000 americans die annually in what are made to look like car accidents",1
friday's morning email: the aftermath of the u.s. strike on syria,0
potential trump attorney general created a muslim registry during the bush administration,0
"precocious teen able to read, write",1
congress spotted leaving gay nightclub,1
very angry badger' seizes part of 500-year-old scottish castle,0
lice having blast trying out different wigs at costume shop,1
"""remembering george haley: the greatest american you've never heard of""",0
teens find this one hilarious store,1
jury finds defendant pretty,1
aaa member pulled first from car crash,1
oregon may just be the most stunning state in america. here's proof.,0
mike pence claims there was no contact between russia and trump during the campaign,0
these 'bachelor' couples are still together,0
college football playoff projections,0
man pretty sure he could run this company into ground way better than boss,1
live updates on hurricane harvey's aftermath,0
t.j. maxx job application just asks prospective employees how much they plan to  shoplift,1
worst person woman knows pregnant,1
woman in coffee shop judges a record 147 people,1
why everybody loves seniors on airbnb,0
robbin' season's true criminal is revealed in the latest episode of 'atlanta',0
"chrissy teigen would like everyone to stop worrying about her baby, thanks",0
woman confident she has the safety net it takes to achieve dreams,1
child subjected to elaborate hairdo,1
this cauliflower crusted grilled cheese deserves a moment in the spotlight,0
bored predator drone pumps a few rounds into mountain goat,1
"rise of the rest day 3: will ""the rise"" include everyone?",0
justice scalia dead following 30-year battle with social progress,1
brie larson's 'trainwreck' audition was going to lunch with judd apatow and amy schumer,0
guy you canvassed with knows this great little italian canvassing place,1
man's neuroses really putting genuine compliment through the wringer,1
it easy to tell what area man will look like as skeleton,1
report: publicly humiliating unpopular student still leading cause of telekinetic violence in u.s. high schools,1
the fashion world mourns joan rivers,0
climate-denying weather channel founder frets about a hillary clinton victory,0
fish at pretty good place in its life right now,1
the gop theme o' the week,0
matt damon now knows you are sexually attracted to his ponytail,0
mark zuckerberg insists anyone with same skewed values and unrelenting thirst for power could have made same mistakes,1
tight wisconsin house primary too close to call (update),0
"one down, 999 still to go: building a better approach to business",0
navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t',0
trump locked out of white house after accidentally revoking own security clearance,1
10 ways you and your child can survive end-of-school madness,0
"mute, terrified rubio awakes to find self unable to vocalize any unscripted sentiment",1
man realizes he shouldn't have told girl on phone he was taking dump,1
dog missing for almost a decade reunites with family in colorado,0
that guy from that one show not looking so hot,1
sleeping on it' really does help you solve your problems,0
meet the student who got the democratic candidates to discuss black lives matter,0
lunatic realizes thing he screamed in middle of street earlier not entirely true,1
innovative bottom-up solutions to tackle urban poverty,0
coworker almost got that exact same thing when he ate there,1
learn how to troll trump so hard that he blocks you in this masterclass parody,0
"researchers say that first warning sign of alcoholism generally driving over curb, plowing through fire hydrant, and crashing into aquarium",1
almost no effort made to stop kid from eating cigarette butt,1
general mills releases new lucky charms with 15 percent less leprechaun meat,1
more american children are doing yoga than ever before,0
netanyahu assures critics he still has utmost respect for u.s. money,1
"the 2018 winter olympics in pyeongchang, by the numbers",0
stephen colbert gets women from 1776 to react to the first female presidential nominee,0
laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor,0
marriage breaks up over procreative differences,1
u.s. defense secretary: 'i am in love',1
how fear of terrorism may put you at risk of long-term disease,0
pepsi super bowl ad raises worldwide pepsi-awareness .00000000001 percent,1
jeff bezos' heart breaks a little reading albany's amazon headquarters pitch,1
"report: oh, fuck yeah, egg yolk dripping all over sandwich",1
miranda lambert just got 'engaged' to the most adorable little fan,0
why we eat too much,0
romney: 'we should never apologize for american values or japanese internment camps',1
why this healing expert doesn't believe in 'closure',0
russian lawyer admits to repeatedly informing kremlin of trump campaign's ineptitude,1
counting down the seconds until putin betrays trump,0
dolby theatre usher throws out matt damon for attempting to film oscars with camcorder,1
parched trump takes quick sip from pudding cup between talking points,1
reuters journalists charged in myanmar after reporting on rohingya crisis,0
smoker inspired by sight of elderly smoker,1
trump's cabinet picks pave the way for a nihilistic future,0
"oh, no!!! watch mr. bill, gumby and pokey get buried in blizzard time lapse",0
investigation exposes ebay user for selling fake pulitzer medals,1
vets in congress urge paul ryan to un-endorse trump,0
a way to win: election talk with celinda lake,0
"amy poehler loses best lead actress in a comedy series, wins life",0
saudi arabia sends assassins to dismember entire international community in effort to stifle dissent,1
extension cord on stage steals spotlight from jeb bush during campaign rally,1
sierra leone burns down,1
rash of high-speed chases threatens local fruit stand,1
"scientists discover 6,000-year-old stain",1
millie bobby brown teaches us how to pull off clear-knee mom jeans,0
trump super pac gets 12-year-old girl to interview roy moore,0
"michael flynn caught lying about russia talks, reports say",0
mitch mcconnell says elections are 'not an excuse' for senators to skip work,0
"scalia recuses self from capital murder case, citing double homicide he committed in '80s",1
man hoping people notice how many folding chairs he's carrying at once,1
area man self-conscious about all the wrong things,1
nobel committee awards self peace prize for once,1
north carolina tells supreme court it's giving up fight over 'jim crow' voting law,0
lady antebellum's charles kelley talks about being a new dad,0
aunt flo makes all the visits you never asked for in adorable video,0
movies that make you want to travel every time you watch them,0
mark halperin says he is 'profoundly sorry' after sexual harassment allegations,0
how to be superstar sports agent (part two),0
"james foley, missing american photojournalist, beheaded by isis",0
white person waved past beeping walgreens security barrier,1
georgia congressional candidate receives threatening package,0
brian willams and the flip wilson defense,0
mexican man says 19-inch penis is destroying his life,0
guy eating pistachios and watching 'sniper' doesn't seem to be part of haunted house,1
grit: your secret success strategy,0
"""the innocents"": a film review",0
"brandon grant, vice president of impulse group, shares what pride means to him",0
deloitte hires accountant after noticing popular tweets of audit calculations,1
san diego chargers are reportedly moving to los angeles,0
on being a remainder,0
paul hogan admits he's still searching for that one career-defining role,1
man turns vegetarian for 36 hours,1
it's a wonderful life' was almost too racy for theaters,0
oklahoma governor issues 37-day stay for inmate richard glossip,0
u.s. experts expect new north korea missile launch 'within days',0
this may explain why you can't stop hitting the snooze,0
cat with sunglasses is next-level chill,0
"magnificent sunset loses out to home improvement, judge judy hour",1
email from coworker trying to organize office-wide social outing so unbearably sad,1
mccain refusing to tell voters what's in box unless elected,1
game of thrones' star maisie williams claps back at sexist headline,0
report: many americans too willing to ask for help,1
ashcroft loses job to mexican,1
obamacare case to be turned against government on emissions rule,0
rapper french montana launches campaign to help dreamers go to college,0
the challenge of grief,0
the internet of you,0
when smart lawyers say dumb things,0
largemouth bass has largemouth sass!,1
10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book,0
"report: you know you are a fucking idiot, right?",1
stunted 56-year-old still writing chuck palahniuk novels,1
alia shawkat is feeling herself,0
this heartbreaking poem about dating with ocd is so spot on,0
report: causes of death getting less cool over time,1
house gop crackdown continues,0
12 history-making transgender politicians from around the world,0
serena williams: 'doctors aren't listening' so black women are dying,0
4 crazy-good kebab recipes,0
ruling galaxies but not countries: new research on women in film,0
new ted cruz campaign ad features his kids begging for beto o'rourke to be their new dad,1
democrats weigh how to nudge sanders out,0
photographer documents her grandmother's illness while searching for something more,0
anthony weiner would rather eat a wooden table than return to congress,0
single strip of 'i voted' stickers more than enough for midterm polling station,1
koko the gorilla now just flipping everybody off,1
google still a long way from meeting diversity goals,0
beyonce steps out in yet another affordable look,0
"amid the chattering of the global elite, a silent interlude",0
progressive activist group targets vulnerable democratic senators on health care,0
majestic pine recruited for yosemite by national park headhunters,1
historical archives: wide-spread powder shortage confounds nation's bewigged.,1
afghanistan bombings result in country's deadliest day for journalists,0
oklahoma governor likens striking teachers to a teen who 'wants a better car',0
key california lawmaker steps down amid harassment claims,0
pediatricians announce 2011 newborns are ugliest babies in 30 years,1
federal troops seize neglected child in pre-dawn raid,1
college unveils new media center every month,1
sparrow thinks it might have caught bird flu after puking seeds all morning,1
high school breathes sigh of relief as difficult teacher ages out of education system,1
will content marketing replace traditional sales?,0
the science behind why celebrities like ryan lochte tell fibs,0
mexican economic minister prepared 'to talk to the devil' if trump wins,0
wayne coyne wants more futuristic 'drugs that we can have fun on',0
"fumbling, inarticulate obituary writer somehow losing debate to christopher hitchens",1
"planet earth ii' finale finally resolves will-they/won't-they storyline between snow leopard, golden eagle",1
merle haggard haggard,1
this crazy thing happened when i quit diet coke,0
korean pop group bts shakes up lineup by adding really old guy,1
area man released after being wrongfully employed for 9 years,1
philippine congress agrees to extend mindanao martial law to end of year,0
female democrats say down-ballot republicans are taking cues from donald trump with sexist ads,0
missing alaska family died in murder-suicide: police,0
nick cannon wilds out on twitter to shut down those mariah carey rumors,0
the story of brianna brochu reveals the dark current of racism in connecticut,0
data-entry clerk reapplies carmex at 17-minute intervals,1
temperature of coffee expected to rise nine degrees by end of 21st century,1
"star wars fan collects all 48,720",1
how to redefine success like stephen curry,0
how teachers can save thousands on their student loans,0
spain's state prosecutor calls for charges against catalan leaders,0
obama administration takes deportation relief for millions to supreme court,0
california officials assure residents there still plenty of other natural resources to waste,1
christie brinkley looks better than ever in barneys spring campaign,0
is this donald trump's re-election master plan?,0
sheepish secret service agent can't explain how vacuum cleaner salesman got into oval office,1
how to know when to dial your confidence up -- or down,0
captain's hat really completes street lunatic's ensemble,1
what's damaging about fat-shaming: the last acceptable form of bias,0
what do kendrick and kanye owe women listeners?,0
struggling supreme court loses eighth consecutive case,1
thousands march in france over the murder of an 85-year-old holocaust survivor,0
new super-fast transport system powered by passengers' screams,1
man pledges loyalty to brand in quiet convenience store ceremony,1
fully gentrified neighborhood all cheese shops,1
sean hannity: donald trump should deny press credentials to major news outlets,0
britney spears to receive prestigious honor for her lgbtq community support,0
hershey's unveils some new chocolate bullshit for you to cram into your fat maw,1
seventh-day adventists to vote on women's ordination in 2015,0
area dad needs more time with museum plaque,1
video gamer in movie going for the high score,1
the irony of intelligence,0
"u.s. anachronism at 'all time high,' says truman",1
the no paper challenge: what if we wrapped gifts sustainably?,0
letter of recommendation clearly written under duress,1
"the lego backpacker' instagrams the world, one country at a time",0
psa: these are the places where it's ok to breastfeed,0
warren buffett can't believe he has to live next to powerball winner,1
the uk election: us lessons,0
"townsperson in online rpg universe figures shield, gold pieces should be safe in barrel",1
aerobics linked to lousy music,1
50 cent ordered to pay additional $2 million in sex tape case,0
"tanzania reality show tackles gender inequality, awards women farmers cash and farm tools",0
déjà vu?,0
poll finds americans would be open to third type of screwdriver head,1
scalia's utter moral failure exposed,0
financial burden of cancer can harm quality of life,0
altruism mocked,1
i heard it through the grapevine: motown's prospects are looking up,0
trevor noah just sincerely praised donald trump for something,0
no one in prison sure how jared fogle still eating subway every meal,1
sanders ramps up spending in effort to catch up to hillary,0
"hundreds of cheap, generic doorstops flood market after doorblocker patent runs out",1
10 notable books of 2016 on black women's history,0
following in the footsteps of malcolm x,0
man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles,0
trump relieved to learn both teams in stanley cup finals overwhelmingly white,1
herpetologist names son after famous herpetologist,1
desperate mom okays male babysitter,1
jimmy kimmel fights back tears over cecil the lion's death,0
botanist holding up entire salad bar,1
"nation's panicked, blood-covered citizens demand you give them just one goddamn second to think",1
mountain west and plains best places to retire in u.s.,0
area man a little too old to have obama fever,1
sunday roudup,0
crops begin emerging from farmlands across nation as monsanto ceo slowly raises arms,1
getting arm squeezed by walgreens blood pressure machine most physical contact man has had in months,1
landmarks turn blue for world autism awareness day,0
the american stories that cannot be untold,0
newtown victim's animal sanctuary dream becomes a reality,0
woman constantly treating herself for once,1
should you marry that guy?,0
cnn's hollywood minute announces special two-minute season premiere,1
this first time area man hearing about daughter dating george zimmerman,1
u.s. federal judge orders ohio to restore early voting for general election,0
"kline not sure he fits in at oppendahl, oppendahl, kline & oppendahl",1
"gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push",0
the debate over school choice in chicago,0
"glowing, cackling mcconnell levitates above senate after realizing chamber's rules only self-imposed mental construct",1
magazine correctly judged by its cover,1
impossible to tell if frazzled woman in walgreens uniform going to or coming from work,1
queer teens take on tech,0
man always sleeps with bat beside bed just in case any major league pitchers try to break in,1
"as officials attempt to protect dams, more houston neighborhoods deal with flooding",0
report finds average american wastes 77 years of their life not listening to steve winwood's 'the finer things',1
fema frantically prepares apology for screwing up hurricane florence response,1
"hobby lobby, climate change, and the gop's women problem",0
harvey spawns tornadoes that devastate homes outside houston,0
"iraqi officer under saddam masterminded the rise of isis, reports spiegel",0
voting underway in myanmar's first free election in 25 years,0
sunset shot at,1
bangladesh bloggers fear deadly backlash won't end soon,0
pandering nobel peace prize committee honors global harmony again,1
"dirty, bearded vince foster bursts through doors of clinton fundraiser",1
benedict cumberbatch prepares for battle in magical new 'doctor strange' trailer,0
selfie-hating photobomber gets treated to epic photoshop battle,0
man who downloaded $2.99 meditation app prepares to enter lotus plane of eternal serenity,1
hamburger for my valentine,0
kanye west: 'i would've ridden away from a slave plantation on a motorcycle first chance i got',1
channing tatum and jenna dewan tatum slay on the golden globes red carpet,0
iran ready to talk about how awesome nuclear program is,1
"despite trump, federal 'tort reform' makes a hasty retreat",0
blogger praises k-beauty while calling asians 'ching chongs' in 'funny clothes',0
"money men say, voters move over, it's not your election!",0
winchester unveils new 9mm stray bullet guaranteed to hit innocent bystanders,1
deray mckesson sues baton rouge police over protest arrests,0
white house now just holding continuous going-away party for departing staffers,1
laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor,0
mom and dad take hilariously relatable back-to-school photos,0
what makes for a stable marriage?,0
syrian army helicopter crashes; crew captured by rebels,0
experts confirm rainforest ecosystem destroyed to make room for onion social server farm wasn't that impressive to begin with,1
"univision anchor booed at commencement after speaking spanish, mentioning trump",0
trail of lawn-mower assassin still fresh,1
oatmeal breakfast bars packed with protein,0
escalating tensions lead trump to shake up inner circle of tv programs,1
host who ben affleck got handsy with in 2004 says it was an 'on-camera game',0
diorama of rome built in a day,1
the controversial way some california schools are handling students' misbehavior,0
"urban legends true,' says friend of cousin's roommate",1
why eating salmon is so damn good for your skin,0
each passenger has own theory about how guy got into first class,1
black panther' reminds us why pan-african unity is still important,0
trump admits he assumed roger stone was already in prison,1
karate studio hoping to get local phone number that spells out word 'kick' or 'chop',1
a realistic smoothie for the busy mom,0
the magic of today's new unicorn leader,0
north korea ranked least-entertained nation on earth,1
"this weekend, go to the movies",0
right guy to fuck with identified,1
what to do when you truly want to reinvent yourself,0
ferguson's easy answers,0
l.a. adds lanes for cyclists to recover from getting hit by cars,1
moderators give marco rubio 90 seconds to deliver closing statement of campaign,1
leftist friends gather as castro funeral cortege reaches final destination,0
neighborhood has gotten a lot safer since mayor vanquished fire troll,1
why conservative catholics should chill about the pope,0
webmd doesn't know how to tell you this,1
the funniest tweets from women this week,0
conair releases new double-sided curling iron for flawless burns,1
surprise! the russian media just loves donald trump,0
self-deprecating man just scratching surface of how pathetic he actually is,1
drunk man dangerously close to figuring out you're fucking with him,1
last dog at the shelter receives the sweetest farewell party,0
secret service wanted to leak 'embarrassing' info on congressman,0
same-sex parents still face legal complications,0
how to be an effective listener,0
report: mothers not paying attention to 80% of cool things nation's boys do,1
new walgreens facebook plugin allows users to see what prescriptions friends are picking up,1
husband experimenting with open marriage,1
"fashion designers announce plans to wave with both hands, bow slightly",1
woman on tv engulfed in animated credit-card bills,1
overworked prosecutor thinking of taking police brutality case as a little vacation,1
it's never too late to be a woman in tech,0
democrats push to fold planned parenthood panel after shooting,0
activists rally for domestic violence survivor found guilty of child abduction,0
man needs verbal assurance that hand stamp will get him back in,1
the overselling of ed tech,0
i cannot do this alone: why allies matter to the down syndrome community,0
"ten years after last execution, california's death row continues to grow",0
the huffpost show' takes on: loretta lynch stalemate,0
the populist president goes to davos,0
horde of orange monsters exits local tanning salon,1
"knife-throwing, plate-spinning congressman dominates newscasts",1
will congress heed charla nash's message?,0
pope francis to give historic address to congress,0
25 heartwarming holiday proposals that are worthy of a champagne toast,0
yemen: security forces kill senior al qaeda leader,0
collateral sorrow,0
man in elevator in on conversation now,1
the real point of going off the grid,0
how was local man to know carol channing's niece was around?,1
on feminism: but i like being a girl,0
watch rihanna steam up 'bates motel' in new preview,0
it's not about leading; it's about leading well,0
donald trump says refugee crisis and threats to uk identity drove brexit,0
report: entire $12 billion farm aid package already blown on really big silo,1
full frontal with samantha bee' imagines trump's twitter reviews of meryl streep films,0
"career spider not sure she's ready for 3,000 children at this point",1
two very different closets: my life as the gay daughter of a u.s. spy,0
mike huckabee's adele parody is really something,0
man builds 'star trek'-themed cabin out of junk,0
carlos rosario school educates and graduates the new americans,0
woman been thinking about getting bangs for past 8 years,1
"clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech",1
biden requests to be named special envoy to reno,1
reddi wip canister used as directed,1
preserving the phoenician heritage of tyre against the latest threats in the middle east,0
sabra hummus: cedar's hummus lacks experience necessary to become america's no. 1 hummus,1
remembering dina,0
friend dishonorably discharged from navigation duties after missing exit,1
study: 72 percent of high-fives unwarranted,1
15 decluttering tips for busy moms,0
this tattoo shop is creating a safe and accepting space for queer bodies,0
selfie-hating photobomber gets treated to epic photoshop battle,0
riverboat horseracing fails utterly,1
why people really buy fur,0
princess charlotte has maybe the most fashionable christening ever,0
"first nighter: gyllenhaal, wilson illuminate nick payne's 'constellations'",0
bts just became the first k-pop band to go gold,0
has alzheimer's been cured?,0
"as iranians vote for peace, trump helps saudi arabia pick another fight",0
here's why a nonprofit named for anne frank keeps attacking trump,0
clay aiken gained 30 pounds eating bojangles chicken during his campaign,0
financial advisor recommends keeping one bullet in chamber just in case,1
"kendrick lamar releases surprise new album, 'untitled unmastered'",0
historical archives: to be sold - carved wooden heads,1
study finds hiv+ gay men with undetectable viral load will not transmit virus,0
francis ford coppola admits wedding scene in 'the godfather' needed more lasagna,1
puerto rico governor calls for cancellation of whitefish contract,0
kinky lawn chair likes leaving woman with marks all over her legs,1
haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with zombie no. 2 about not touching,1
report: former microsoft ceo agrees to buy clippers for $2 billion,0
can of soda in freezer realizing owner never coming back for it,1
ben affleck vs. bill maher: no one wins,0
"donald trump is the 45th president of the united states,' spontaneously reports subconscious during first calm moment of day",1
"in u.s. visit, theresa may calls on trump to stand united",0
michael douglas denies masturbating in front of a former employee,0
"what not to wear to a wedding, according to etiquette experts",0
an lgbt foster youth shares her beautiful christmas wish,0
donors who can't give to christie campaign give to his super pac,0
why reese witherspoon says she's 'definitely' a southern mom,0
mtv executive grounds son for recommending good charlotte,1
"2 officers fired, 2 suspended for violently dragging doctor off united flight",0
how i embraced the winter blahs,0
trump asks national prayer breakfast to pray for 'celebrity apprentice',0
new 'oitnb' trailer is all about hugs and 'naked cat fights in the shower',0
people are loving this video of beyoncé and jay-z doing the electric slide,0
u.s. to arab world: 'stop hating us or suffer the consequences',1
the republican plan for higher education: less red tape and less money,0
report: music industry made $18 in 2009,1
starbucks wants you to color in this year's holiday cup,0
woman shot by former boyfriend at chicago nordstrom store dies,0
israeli forces kill at least 16 palestinian protesters along gaza border: officials,0
oregon may just be the most stunning state in america. here's proof.,0
mild-mannered reporter suddenly transforms into incredible unemployed man,1
report: 87% of u.s. women achieve orgasm when fantasizing about gorton's fisherman,1
huffpost appoints aman sethi as india editor-in-chief,0
entitled burger king employee wants $15 an hour just for dealing with worst of america every day,1
here's carrie fisher in 'one of the most entertaining interviews ever',0
army of one' campaign attracting troubled loners to military,1
giving kimye a run for their money ...,0
russell simmons leads 'i am a muslim too' rally in new york,0
8 arrested as police tear down protest camp in minneapolis,0
miley cyrus and liam hemsworth had a very instagrammed christmas,0
"chrissy teigen would like everyone to stop worrying about her baby, thanks",0
fbi counterterrorists launch media campaign downplaying symbolic value of golden gate bridge,1
mom keeping tabs on coyote situation,1
video shows officers pepper-spraying restrained man who says he can't breathe,0
man wishes computer could do thing it already can do,1
the coffee pouring puzzle that's messing with people's minds,0
woman checks terror-alert level before leaving for work,1
man's dream to get drunk in an a-frame finally realized,1
cops find doctors slain inside boston penthouse after shootout with suspect,0
celebrity smell-alike sweats just like alec baldwin,1
voters clamoring to know if female political candidate a mother first,1
chinese human rights activist wu gan sentenced to 8 years in prison,0
"this artist is tackling 'toxic, fragile' masculinity in a colorful way",0
too big to eat,0
"kimmel, atop scorched earth, takes aim at trump over health care bill",0
thankful for our power: a thankful discourse in a time of reckoning,0
bush dragged behind presidential motorcade for 26 blocks,1
obama a little creeped out by how much everyone in kenya celebrating reelection victory,1
gifts from aunt already under tree,1
modest isis leader credits promotion entirely to drone strikes,1
george and amal clooney stun in first post-baby red carpet appearance,0
francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today,0
departing employee not quite important enough for send-off,1
enjoy the show: learn more after 'sharknado 2',0
is american democracy doomed?,0
harris wittels wasn't scared to laugh,0
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
"in francis' vatican, the homeless get vip treatment",0
using new technology to give voice to the voiceless,0
area man guesses he'll learn the difference between shiites and sunnis,1
jill biden prefers the title 'captain of the vice squad' to second lady,0
trump denies meeting with secret service over hillary clinton threat,0
doomsday clock pushed to one minute to midnight after arby's threatens launch of 3-cheese jalapeño beef 'n bacon melt,1
michelle obama can still hear their little labored breaths when she closes her eyes,1
gay marriage opponents warn supreme court ruling could put nation on slippery slope to rationality,1
"twitter helped trump win, now it's starting to bury him",0
what #digitalhealth can learn from the fight against hiv/aids,0
6 ways to reduce plastic waste this summer,0
health scare prompts man to start overeating healthier,1
area mom: 'i finally learned computers',1
boy scouts unveils historic name change as girls join youth programs,0
streets of portland flooded with counterfeit toothbrushes,1
barack obama vetoes bill allowing 9/11 victims to sue saudi arabia,0
nypd: muslim woman set on fire just before 9/11 anniversary,0
the epa is 'brainwashing our kids' says climate change denier sen. jim inhofe,0
study proves exactly how gross bathroom hand dryers really are,0
liver flees george jones' body,1
"desperate parents of abducted nigerian girls lose hope in government, turn to u.n.",0
snl' version of angela merkel is not happy donald trump is time's 'person of the year',0
widower just doesn't have energy to waltz with dead wife's dress tonight,1
vegetarian can't bring self to eat ihop's funny face pancakes,1
meatless monday: robin asbell gets juiced,0
why can't you sleep? the 8 top reasons for insomnia,0
this mom breastfed in the snow 'like a boss',0
restaurant patrons rapidly losing faith parents going to do something about 4-year-old,1
header image,1
leonard cohen at 80,0
11 ways to feel beautiful that will cost absolutely nothing,0
what the house gop isn't telling you about their obamacare repeal bill,0
emeritus pope benedict to attend weekend's canonizations,0
slower-burning flag introduced,1
bin laden returns to sea,1
companies are doing a terrible job on sustainable cotton,0
lot of bold talk about making broth going around apartment,1
man crouched inside of robotic welding arm terrified robot will eventually take his job,1
jared kushner went to iraq and couldn't have looked more out of place,0
showerhead self-conscious about single jet that sprays sideways,1
new gop governor's inauguration raises questions of corporate influence,0
gop warns refugees likely to be driven to terrorism by way america would treat them,1
donald trump concedes he's 'not at all presidential' as he slams michael moore play,0
"handing out pills, getting drunk: new allegations surface against trump's va pick",0
dnc aiming to reconnect with working-class americans with new 'hamilton'-inspired lena dunham web series,1
are you living your divorce or living your life?,0
donald trump suggests colin kaepernick 'find a new country' after national anthem protest,0
armed citizens are now guarding military recruiting centers after chattanooga shooting,0
suburbanite shocked by poor condition of urban mall,1
trump officially declares opioid crisis an emergency 2 months after saying he would,0
reporter for high school newspaper most professional journalist in nation,1
"christmas dinner: 14 ea------sy, elegant recipes",0
"yup, hit musical 'hamilton' is heading to chicago",0
insurance only covers generic heart transplant,1
trump releases letter from putin amid talk of nuclear arms race,0
bartender going to pretend that last drink was supposed to be served on fire,1
hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union,0
"love hurts: a mature, brief surmise on moving on from rejection and heartache",0
poll finds 2018 midterms resting on critical swing group of people who showed up looking for community center pottery class,1
jim carrey's scathing portrait of trump as the joker will give you nightmares,0
all u.s. males renamed dudley,1
janelle monae: 'none of us are free until all of us are free',0
how a man who got his start in construction became the most powerful foreign policy voice in congress,0
photographer mourns her lost children in touching series,0
indian sweatshop worker has to work in the fucking dark now too,1
stephen colbert destroys dissenting justices in same-sex marriage decision,0
"eric trump: my dad isn't racist because he only 'sees 1 color, green'",0
7 facts school leaders want you to know about kids in new orleans,0
kid with cancer hopes to realize dream of meeting competent oncologist,1
"surgeon pretty bummed about losing patient, but it not like they were good friends or anything",1
report: average person spends 18 hours standing at bar deciding what to drink,1
black guy doesn't talk about all the times he didn't get discriminated against,1
snowman sucks,1
how current eating disorder discourse fails the lgbtq community. and how we can change that.,0
"oregon college shooting survivor writes graphic, gripping account",0
"wealthy, famous individual described as 'totally down-to-earth' by thousands of acquaintances, all of whom are lying",1
lionel richie explains why he decided to adopt his daughter nicole,0
monster undeterred by night-light,1
"fyi, not all moms transform into hardcore tea drinkers on mother's day",0
ukraine at a crossroads: could putin lose his job over mishandling the crisis?,0
american citizens split on doj memo authorizing government to kill them,1
area man's opinion hasn't been taken seriously by anyone in over a decade,1
man nothing but lumbering golem of rewards cards,1
what's the matter with dystopia?,0
frat nutritionists dare americans to swallow more live goldfish,1
man must be living with roommates by choice at this point,1
cam girl has ash on forehead,1
area man just realized he doesn't even know when barack obama's birthday is,1
fender releases new hybrid gas-electric guitar,1
"gary richrath, guitarist and songwriter for reo speedwagon, dead at 65",0
trial for charleston church shooter dylann roof delayed until january,0
trump fans the flames,0
"after 55 years, navy gets its first woman seal applicant",0
when to fight with a kid and when to just give up,0
nick jonas shows off his best 'blue steel' on cover of adon magazine,0
denny's introduces 'just a humongous bucket of eggs and meat',1
trans in trumpland: election victories signal hope,0
adopting? proceed reverently,0
the world's top 10 historic hotels,0
punxsutawney phil beheaded for inaccurate prediction on annual groundhog slaughtering day,1
toasting 2017 goodbye with ketogenic kool-aid,0
5 must-try international takes on macaroni & cheese,0
billionaire cash is flooding los angeles to push trump-devos school choice agenda,0
gina rodriguez tears up as she gets a surprise visit from acting teacher,0
apparently man can't just hate bowling,1
sasha and malia obama tried (and failed) to meet soccer superstar in argentina,0
"the abcs of parenting today, with a hipster twist",0
woman launches into 4-minute self-deprecating preamble before speaking mind,1
report: 80% of queen's 'greatest hits' cds lodged in center console of first car,1
photographer captures private moments of lgbtq icons in stunning color,0
sheldon adelson looks to harry reid for a big favor,0
3 toddlers dredged from chuck e. cheese ball pit,1
second-grade class has no questions for visiting local historian,1
pfizer is abandoning controversial plan,0
new prisoner recognized from 'scared straight' visit,1
nra visits colorado police evidence room to check up on rifle used in planned parenthood shooting,1
farm aid aid' concert to benefit struggling farm aid concerts,1
sean spicer given own press secretary to answer media's questions about his controversial statements,1
group that makes dodge truck commercials called 'creative team',1
calls to lgbtq mental health hotlines rise after trump's anti-transgender action,0
twas the night before the hot dog contest...,0
catapults v. curtains -- girl books and boy books,0
sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with,1
carry that weight: the revival of feminist performance art,0
graphic novel perfectly captures post-grad life,0
beyoncé's mom was afraid white people wouldn't 'get' coachella performance,0
krispy kreme doughnuts described to sioux city relatives,1
"for conservative press, the post-trump reckoning can't come soon enough",0
nbc announces fall cancellation lineup,1
trump's lawyer got restraining order against stormy daniels to keep her quiet,0
woman with really pointy feet finds perfect shoes,1
kansas city royals grab 2-0 lead in 2015 world series,0
actress misty upham reported missing in washington state,0
at&t ceo regrets hiring cohen instead of just dropping a ton of cash at trump international hotel like everyone else,1
moving unicef ad shows how history is repeating itself for refugees,0
pet's death text messaged,1
budget cuts force british government to shut down mysterious seaside village,1
"great legs, gross teeth: endurance runners and tooth decay",0
unstoppable killing machine out of toner,1
white house dishwasher tenders resignation,1
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"poll: 80 percent of americans in favor of storming castle, destroying inhuman monster",1
"if ya can't beat 'em, screw 'em: north carolina governor signs bills gutting successor's power",0
meet the amazing woman who created her family of 7 sons through adoption,0
democratic congressman protests trump's environmental policies by bringing endangered red wolf to state of the union as guest,1
attention politicians: god created and welcomes us in all of our diversity,0
what the contents of your purse say about you,0
a museum in germany is asking designers to give peace a new sign,0
drake's super bowl ad makes you wanna call someone on your cell phone,0
let's stop donald trump from wielding his budget as a weapon against hardworking immigrant families,0
embattled family member looks to clintons for rescue,0
pope tweets picture of self with god,1
acid trip better planned than vacation,1
anne geddes starting to lose it,1
how those anti-muslim videos probably got into trump's twitter feed,0
jessica jones' uses superheroes to expose the terror of domestic abuse,0
rachel roy reveals her best beauty secrets to into the gloss,0
weird man begins every morning by dousing his naked body in water,1
blacker and better: jessica lea mayfield,0
"putin will try the, how you say, fried chicken",1
it might be time to break up with your tampon,0
vatican bank's ex-chief indicted for embezzlement and money laundering,0
marco rubio launches his first presidential television ad,0
michelle obama to dnc: 'after this election you dipshits are on your own',1
here's how long muslims fast around the world,0
mexico announces plans to refry over 700 million beans,1
howie long expresses desire to direct radio shack spots,1
study finds americans lead world in ability to justify unnecessary purchases,1
deep blue quietly celebrates 10th anniversary with garry kasparov's ex-wife,1
16 tweets that define what it means to be an introvert,0
dnc committee throws bound jay inslee onto melting iceberg before pushing him out to sea,1
millie bobby brown teaches us how to pull off clear-knee mom jeans,0
the january jobs report in pictures,0
reflections of an alzheimer's spouse: anger,0
"climate change is ruining farmers' lives, but only a few will admit it",0
starship crew heroically saves screen,1
coach filmed before live studio audience,1
clear american sky a constant reminder of industrial inferiority,1
when sugar was the answer,0
hiring your first employee - what you don't know can hurt your business,0
piers morgan just pissed off a lot of parents with paternity leave comments,0
"papa john's comes under fire for cruel treatment of the bulbous, deformed creatures that lactate pizza sauce",1
kobe bryant feuds with michael b. jordan in spot-on apple tv ad,0
finance industry's 'macho attitude' about sleep has serious consequences,0
report: guy on bench going to town on meatball sub,1
allowing your children to fail will help them succeed,0
predisposed and unaware: how race called the shots on my health,0
ted cruz didn't disclose goldman sachs loan during senate campaign,0
dog trying its absolute hardest,1
land rights for women mean progress for communities,0
chuck yeager dies in fiery kitchen mishap,1
is this the end of the trump reality show?,0
obama to take break from stumping to preside over united states,1
rolling stones: is there humor to be found in their age?,1
teachers union president: betsy devos 'has tried to take the public out of public education',0
mike pence visits small town hit hard by kids seeing r-rated movies,1
scarf tragically lost in 15-coat pile-up,1
"professor slammed to the ground by police, arrested for allegedly assaulting an officer",0
traveling tips for families with special diet,0
man gets all the way to hospital just to find out wife will be fine,1
"isis laid booby-traps all over mosul to kill, injure returning civilians",0
man hoping girlfriend doesn't notice valentine's day gift came from gas station,1
trump's already urging policy changes after nyc terrorist attack -- without waiting for 'the facts',0
"north carolina voter in heavily gerrymandered district somehow voting for montana senate, mayor of phoenix",1
"fourth-grader's world war ii project vastly oversimplifies importance of air combat, uncle reports",1
panicked john kelly ushers half-naked trump away from podium as president shouts support for eugenics,1
man pretty sure he slept,1
"12-year-old says she's desperate to stop the hitting, screaming, fighting with mom",0
"vice gearing up for nightly hbo show with new hires, moves",0
mean buffoon is unpopular: poll,0
"texas officials really, really want you to know sandra bland had marijuana in her system",0
mule-ing it over: high heels and the law,0
"women in business: carolina toro-gerstein, ceo and founder of poncho baby inc",0
history channel helicopter to give viewers bird's eye view of history,1
trump refugee order dashes hopes of iraqis who helped the u.s.,0
crowd of voters cheers patronizing rhetoric,1
embattled rove seeks asylum in scarborough country,1
mary j. blige encourages 'real talk' on new radio show,0
entire pickup game spent consumed by fear of being passed to,1
"anaheim police chief john welter: 'look, our job is to shoot people'",1
area man may have lied about having sex,1
report: national average now 604,1
my abusive relationship: my metamorphosis,0
norwegian recipes: sweet vanilla custard buns!,0
huckabee sanders tells colleagues she's taking temporary post as google ceo before transitioning into full-time role as sultan of brunei,1
rosa parks not really honored by new bus depot,1
"cameraman strikes gold with tubby fan eating ice cream, dancing, holding baby",1
don king enjoys grandilomentitudinous sandwich,1
"study links binge eating to stress, contentment, depression, joy, boredom, anger, relaxation",1
how to dress like an nfl superfan and still look good,0
mental illness and identity: would i shed my bipolar disorder skin?,0
report: reuben rated top midsize sandwich in its class,1
congress launches national congress-awareness week,1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
the birth of a nation': a century later,0
new 'baby weinstein' tapes prepare infants for career in entertainment law,1
delicate little man kept awake all night by having coffee after four o'clock,1
bush dragged behind presidential motorcade for 26 blocks,1
hillary clinton's asian american outreach director leaving campaign,0
tsunami death toll rises to 36 americans,1
u.s. dignity reserves nearly depleted,1
"it was fine,' says man following visit with only people on earth who love him",1
this photo series powerfully denounces the pain caused by prejudice in small towns in brazil,0
dinosaur skeleton reveals babies may have lived on their own from birth,0
pope francis on meeting rohingya refugees: 'i wept',0
there was a silver lining to the disneyland measles outbreak,0
the onion' guarantees all who watch new amazon series shall be spared,1
pete buttigieg is the future of the democratic party. but what kind of future?,0
is your relationship unhealthy? 2 questions to ask,0
the sales of the week will make you forget that it's 30 degrees in april,0
"report: consumer confidence in amorphous, indefinable idea of economy highest since 2006",1
study: human hearing most acute when listening to arguing parents from top of stairs,1
ryan lochte apologizes for behavior in rio,0
elvis costello poster starting to suspect it will never be framed,1
pope visits one of italy's most dangerous areas,0
this app cuts off your access to work emails at night,0
ronda rousey wants to show you how ripped she is for her fight,0
two folks wield lightsabers against fireworks from the dark side,0
why the eu plan to stop mediterranean migration is a human rights concern,0
new desk chair a boring dream come true,1
bill clinton agrees to disclose guacamole recipe,1
man getting futon all dolled up for craigslist photo shoot,1
former blackwater guard sentenced to life in prison for baghdad shooting,0
20 unspoken rules of urban lesbians,0
graduation ceremony a real broken fucking record about student who died in car accident,1
the supreme court is weighing corporate power yet again,0
people are lol-ing over this couple's blunt pregnancy announcement,0
new evidence reveals ancient greeks immediately regretted inventing theater,1
london police arrest six after synagogue attack,0
clinton goes on fun plane ride,1
"america, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court",0
elderly woman relieved to know she's tackled last technological advancement of lifetime,1
a nobel prize for sustainable fashion,0
"blood-covered finger confirms nose, in fact, bleeding",1
historical archives: last month's weather,1
you thought you could get rid of me?' says cassini probe emerging from shadows to confront petrified nasa administrator,1
approved catcalls,0
report: americans waste enough food each year to give over 1 billion third world residents diabetes,1
this absolutely the last time bouncer cleans up vomit,1
dell acquired by gateway 2000 in merger of 2 biggest names in computer technology,1
standards lowered for second search through fridge,1
controversial theory suggests aliens may have built ancient egypt's intergalactic spaceport,1
fixin's added to food pyramid,1
traveler excited hotel has hbo until he checks listing,1
thursday's morning email: china fires diplomatic warning shots,0
"social unity is most important, says pm modi on india's 70th independence day",0
45-year-old fails to make someone very happy one day,1
parents don't remember enough colors to help with kindergartner's homework,1
actor-comedian pauly shore bad at 32,1
george kennedy's honor riding on internal breath freshener,1
austria legalizes same-sex marriage,0
8 things students with chronic stomach problems understand,0
toy story 4' coming to theaters in 2019,0
"the sometimes-gross, non-sexual intimacy of female friendships",0
annoying coworker precedes all nouns with 'quite the',1
all of math teacher's examples involve moon pies,1
being overweight makes the brain age faster -- much faster,0
the january jobs report in pictures,0
"inaugural parade route for donald trump doesn't violate first amendment, court rules",0
stars of canceled show terrified fans will raise money for movie,1
"area father remembers when he thought killing family, self was crazy",1
inside paris with an urban explorer,0
dedicated 'humans of new york' fans raise money to send underserved kids on harvard visit,0
"florida woman calls 911 for wings, smokes, police say",0
nyc removes statue honoring 19th century surgeon who experimented on female slaves,0
clinton says badtz-maru may be his favorite sanrio character,1
"roy moore tries, fails to heckle jimmy kimmel",0
college freshman already loves it,1
this immigrant teaches sewing skills to empower refugees,0
obama accidentally seated next to taliban leader at tense white house state dinner,1
college residence office gets kick out of pairing up few roommates who will fucking hate each other,1
new study finds being on cover of 'people' magazine best predictor of revealing all,1
donald trump was losing this election anyway,0
15 weirdest things that people have left behind in an uber,0
"content could be hotter, more social",1
trump's budget nominee still thinks social security is a ponzi scheme,0
historical archives: ship's log,1
"senate gop bill would give industry 'veto power' over new rules, critics warn",0
laura jane grace talks with fan about transphobic assault in the punk community,0
"grizzly bear sprained paw while mauling hunter, reports ranger",1
local student also a poet,1
connecticut governor says gun restrictions passed after newtown shooting earned him support,0
suit up: 3 ways to tell if your suit fits,0
"first nighter: gyllenhaal, wilson illuminate nick payne's 'constellations'",0
understanding the islamic state,0
perfectly good dead body cremated,1
"heroic pit bull journeys 2,000 miles to attack owner",1
why the affordable care act hasn't gone far enough,0
tamra judge on what's ahead on 'real housewives of orange county',0
"god pledges $5,000 for cancer research",1
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putting up with dave's shit not in job description,1
"shooting at copenhagen synagogue leaves 1 dead, 2 officers wounded",0
donald trump says he'll stick with personal twitter account as president,0
man confronts n.j. officer searching van apparently without permission,0
"modern elections are corruption, sen. al franken argues",0
joy sucked out of room by pumped-up manager,1
7 ways college kids home for the summer are exactly like mice,0
don't be mad at me for being a picky eater',0
masterchef recap: you're prawns are raw in 'top ten compete',0
this is what sikh looks like,0
samsung slashes profit forecast after pulling plug on note 7 smartphone,0
activists criticize prosecutor in charge of tamir rice reports,0
doj lawyers will fly to minneapolis to probe jamar clark shooting,0
net neutrality supporters to protest at verizon stores nationwide this week,0
report: of course that guy on college's alumni committee now,1
"kuwait may owe as much as $60,000 for trump hotel event in d.c.",0
local officials grapple with trump's fearmongering on 'sanctuary city' policies,0
predisposed and unaware: how race called the shots on my health,0
perfect girlfriend blames self for everything,1
nsa: 'can somebody good at computers help us?',1
trump vehemently denies using word 'people' to describe african immigrants,1
"eric trump hooks donald jr. up to xbox, ipad, roomba to practice passing polygraph test",1
how the deportation crackdown is hurting immigrant victims of crime,0
"7 tips to exchange gifts and save stress, money",0
senatorial candidate challenges opponent to drop out of race,1
law-abiding citizen keeps herself on track with weekly cheat day,1
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victoria's secret puts record number of asian models on its runway,0
bird poo is the worst flavor of ice cream,0
this country's capital just made it punishable to catcall women,0
koch brothers encouraging youth to make voices heard by registering super pac,1
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peyton manning calls doping allegations 'complete trash',0
the secret diet health industry professionals don't want you to know about!,0
kaley cuoco explains why her ex-husband 'ruined' marriage for her,0
rick santorum relieved no one has asked him about interracial marriage yet,1
cambridge analytica founder once compared trump to hitler,0
making sense of the trump russia morass,0
woman comes forward with first allegations of biggest sexual harassment scandal of 2036,1
elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with gay puppeteer,1
"bloody, detached hand of bears' player still in julius peppers' facemask",1
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elon musk is ready to conquer mars,0
it may be speaker john boehner and the gop that do not love america,0
texas executes 393rd guilty prisoner,1
bunch of numbers from where daddy works means no trip to disney world,1
afghan presidential election takes dangerous turn,0
man surprised to learn high school classmate became completely different type of fuckup,1
abused child running out of black crayon,1
two ministers claim they could face 180 years in jail for refusing to do gay weddings,0
carly fiorina shares heartbreaking story about father of 3 who couldn't meet sales goals,1
touring company of cats prepares for yet another day in the goddamn catsuits,1
richard engel tears into obama's state of the union address,0
fan at dodger stadium gets really comfortable,0
ruth bader ginsburg: abortion restrictions mostly hurt poor women,0
tony blair apparently not british prime minister anymore,1
"amid the chattering of the global elite, a silent interlude",0
internal affairs investigator disappointed conspiracy doesn't go all the way to the top,1
donald trump appoints rick santorum to catholic advisory committee,0
"a year removed from trump's election, his rise and shortcomings hearken back to the 1960s",0
shocking 'nashville' cliffhanger might be connie britton's swan song,0
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area man looking for whatever the hell is beeping,1
radio host pranks the $%#& out of co-host,0
nra: 'please try to remember all the wonderful things guns do for us every day',1
news anchor wonders where all these great stories come from,1
presidential candidates react to paris attacks,0
"eric trump hooks donald jr. up to xbox, ipad, roomba to practice passing polygraph test",1
the real mothers of mother's day,0
violence erupts across france as citizens protest high cost of refilling crème brûlée torches,1
owner pleads with cat to react to fuzzy object,1
pen pal becomes pen foe,1
"get more sleep: sure, when i'm dead",0
police move homeless off philadelphia streets before pope's visit,0
jill zarin saw ramona singer's divorce 'coming from a mile away',0
trump reassures struggling farmers he has never seen one of them and cannot be sure they even exist,1
jesus wept... for brazil,0
exhausted mueller trying to find trump organization russia documents amid thousands of harassment lawsuits,1
milo ventimiglia strips down to raise awareness for breast cancer on 'ellen',0
"jay-z: 'on second thought, i like orlando more'",1
black man in support of confederate flag triples his media appearance rates,1
world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct,1
item individually wrapped for no reason,1
6 expert tips for recent college grads on the job hunt,0
weird relative at family reunion knows how everyone related to each other,1
14-year-old collapses under weight of corporate logos,1
hillary clinton opens new presidential library charting course of purely theoretical tenure as commander in chief,1
rudy giuliani backtracks on previous statements referring to 9/11 as tragedy,1
elderly man looks even sadder when smiling,1
superhero never around when mild-mannered journalist david brooks is,1
fraternity members to undergo racial sensitivity hazing,1
is data hoarding necessary for lawful surveillance?,0
watch: tennis star mirjana lucic-baroni delivers the world's greatest motivational speech,0
venmo rolls out feature allowing users to send goons to collect payment,1
catherine zeta-jones happy to see people on internet would still hit that,1
new 'wondersplint' makes fractures appear larger; fuller,1
obama weighing his syria option,1
hillary clinton practiced dodging trump's 'hugs' before the debates,0
"honestly, this lineman-sized dancer beats any football game",0
"mick mulvaney, supporter of 2013 government shutdown, blames obama for that one",0
artists as global citizens,0
uber rides don't get any more awkward than this,0
fox news radio host todd starnes deems chick-fil-a the 'official chicken of jesus',0
little debbie conquers jenny craig in midnight showdown,1
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fbi tracks down elusive picture-disc version of herb alpert's 'whipped cream and other delights',1
out-bad chronicles: fantasy from hell,0
daily show' and rosie o'donnell reveal donald trump's 'very very incredible deal',0
justice stevens retires to spend more time dying in front of family,1
you better give our dad a good trade deal or you'll be sorry!' shout angry trump boys on phone with employee of local chinese restaurant,1
"women in business: kate o'brien minson, president and co-founder, integrated listening systems",0
cuomo makes surprise afghanistan trip,0
americans outraged amazon's punishing work culture has yet to yield same-day shipping for all products,1
woody harrelson applies to open a marijuana dispensary,0
profiles in courage: sometimes it's the last place you think,0
rockette says inauguration performance is 'an issue of racism and sexism',0
area man's mother sizes up new girlfriend's pelvic span,1
what the ebola virus and sen. barbara boxer can teach us about health care systems,0
thankful for our power: a thankful discourse in a time of reckoning,0
trump calms nerves before inaugural address by reminding himself he's the only person who actually exists,1
jeffrey toobin: rudy giuliani just confessed that stormy daniels payment broke the law,0
access hollywood' reporter vows to get to very surface of story,1
new harry potter film turns children on to magic of not reading,1
"shuddering astrid menks comes home to trail of rose petals leading to nude, spread-eagle warren buffett",1
report: supplying police with high-powered military weapons to sharply reduce costs of shooting suspects multiple times,1
simply unworkable': insurers blast new provision in senate health bill,0
report: middle east quickly running out of land area for violence to spill over to,1
sam bee's team is apologizing to people trump offends. it's harder than they thought.,0
sears extremists fly plane into willis tower,1
"labor dept. creates 20,000 new hobbies for nation's jobless",1
condoleezza rice's lunch missing,1
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disciplinarian parent annoying restaurant much more than unruly toddler ever could,1
ohio voters will get to decide on legalizing marijuana,0
a conversation with pavel durov,0
kylo ren of 'star wars: the force awakens' was inspired by nazis ... sorta,0
crossing the axis of evil,0
man builds house he designed when he was eight years old,1
pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash,0
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"how to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes",0
ben carson bizarrely attacks cnn host in hostile interview,0
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"gop-led house ignores dems' sit-in, approves $1.1 billion to fight zika",0
"pence, catholic leaders share narrow vision of faith at prayer breakfast",0
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nation's moms dance nude around moonlit bonfire to conjure spirit of emma thompson,1
rare pokemon sparks massive stampede in taiwan,0
mom posts photos from travel ban countries to show we're more alike than different,0
trusting in grace,0
"jonathan franzen slams jennifer weiner, again",0
merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address,0
"chinese university bans christmas, calls it 'kitsch'",0
woman has boy handwriting,1
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it's mildly infectious and treatable—yet patients still face discrimination,0
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jane seymour's secrets to feeling young after 50,0
frustrated sycophant can't figure out what boss wants to hear,1
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look who made an appearance at l.a. pride...,0
100 ways to connect intimately with your partner,0
south sudan marks 6 years of independence as 6 million go hungry,0
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here's how rihanna dresses for a casual tuesday,0
tony hale reveals the new york inspiration for buster bluth's personality,0
veteran given hero's welcome back to afghanistan,1
the best volunteer programs do this,0
desperate wheel of fortune receives approval to use swear words,1
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asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month,0
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how to be a hero: insight from the milgram experiment,0
blotting of ken olin from human memory delayed several years,1
seaworld to discontinue great white shark ride,1
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mike pence drapes shawl over immodest lady justice statue,1
"woman asked about drunk driving responds, 'gobble gobble turkey': cops",0
un delivers first food aid to syrians in besieged daraya in years,0
the simple trick that'll make your old sweaters look new again,0
states slow to shut down weak teacher education programs,0
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medical examiner releases amonderez green autopsy,0
thousands of cheering americans packed into park for ted cruz concession speech,1
study: 38 age it too late,1
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finding dory' just keeps swimming past the box office competition,0
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remembrance is the beginning of the task,0
"harry styles comforts fan mid-panic attack, restores our faith in humanity",0
to our students after the confirmation of betsy devos: we've got this,0
"poll shows majority of americans can't blame congress for the shutdown, not with those adorable faces they can't",1
equal pay won't happen as long as employers ask for salary histories,0
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hard times and harder choices,0
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detainees sue private prison over forced labor,0
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congressional authorization,0
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"what is vidcon? and why did 20,000 teens show up?",0
secretary of interior announces $400 million initiative to preserve self for future generations to enjoy,1
wretched outcast woman with combination skin forever trapped between dry and oily worlds,1
"here's why miley cyrus is my non-straight, non-binary role model",0
nation admits it probably going to come out of this having learned completely wrong lessons,1
"jay-z, kendrick lamar dominate the 2018 grammy nominations",0
nation's homophobic bigots pack it in,1
4 identity protection habits every college student should have,0
stephen colbert to face fcc investigation over 'homophobic' donald trump joke,0
10 winning recipes for the big game,0
this is how you visualize the heartbeat of a city,0
experts reject trump's claim that obama founded isis,0
11 excellent books in the brand new kirkus collections,0
"these quotes from kids are hilarious, adorable and oddly insightful",0
first draft of paper inadvertently becomes final draft,1
cia interrogator apologizes profusely after asking question about touchy subject,1
taylor swift left nashville a long time ago folks,0
obama: no option off the table except snatching iran's leaders with hook lowered from plane and flying them to washington,1
report: 250 million americans still need guests on their podcasts this week,1
a bride harbors an intimate secret in this haunting short film,0
john goodman's mouth obviously full during dunkin' donuts voice-over,1
"hillary clinton and the not too bitter, not too smooth, just right primary",0
"gaunt, hollow-eyed big bird enters sixth day of hunger strike against proposed trump budget",1
girlfriend acting all clingy after getting pregnant,1
guy at bank has weird hair for guy who works at bank,1
community that came together to pay for kid's cancer treatment goes bankrupt too,1
kristen bell shared a hilarious story about pumping while working,0
area man relieved friend's short story sucks,1
cambridge cop accidentally arrests henry louis gates again during white house meeting,1
cash-strapped trump forced to replace eric trump with cheap migrant son,1
texas to execute man for murdering boy and drinking his blood,0
study finds harshly criticizing u.s. education system only causing it to fall further behind peers,1
batumi is beautiful even if trump's activities there are not,0
elderly parents staying active by frequently going to friends' funerals,1
cvs is reportedly in talks to acquire aetna,0
14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans,0
a viewer's guide to tonight's democratic debate,0
"with big names like the cure and grimes shining at bestival toronto, it was the details and even a michigan-born techno artist that made it a wonderland",0
"why i won't be at pride this year, in one long rant",0
camera crew discreetly trails overweight woman for obesity segment,1
why i'm stonewalling 'stonewall',0
temp excited to begin first day as secretary of agriculture,1
joe biden's son dead at 46,0
"when adults choose not to vaccinate against measles, babies pay the price",0
jimmy kimmel hilariously rebrands hatchimals as 'disappointimals',0
sessions launches team trump's russia counteroffensive,0
report: human bones found on remote pacific island most likely remains of those eaten by amelia earhart,1
what it's like to be suddenly poor and homeless at 70,0
cbs news chief on bob schieffer's return: 'how could you sit out a year like this?',0
first 'teenage mutant ninja turtles 2' trailer reveals bebop and rocksteady,0
how to splurge without derailing your weight loss,0
republicans ready for december shutdown as boehner exits,0
the prospects for mediation between saudi arabia and iran,0
what the inauguration and women's march looked like from a kid's perspective,0
pork roll ice cream a hot item at new jersey farm,0
i helped immigrant artists get visas. and the process is a bureaucratic mess.,0
car salesman three desks over going on and on about chick he banged last night,1
senate candidate asks gop opponents to sign pledge limiting outside spending,0
there really is an increased risk of heart attack over the holidays,0
"cia admits it's good at overthrowing stuff, not so much the intelligence",1
a conversation on death and dying with my 5-year-old daughter,0
only three states score higher than d+ in a state integrity investigation,0
allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back,0
watch live: music producer jermaine dupri talks new show,0
man accused of killing dad for not getting him fast food,0
why i chose an african publisher over a western one,0
your sunday is open again because these puppies already decided the super bowl,0
jay leno reconsiders retirement after georgia woman sets boyfriend's crotch on fire,1
romney pledges to replace all foreign policy with jobs right here in america,1
first 'teenage mutant ninja turtles 2' trailer reveals bebop and rocksteady,0
nathan deal defeats jason carter in georgia gubernatorial race,0
yoga master: diamond dallas page's reluctant destiny,0
teen on birthright trip hadn't expected to see so many dead palestinians,1
steve bannon mixes discarded climate change report with saliva to build final wall of nest,1
earth passed over for invasion,1
they wore it best: miami's most glam moments of 2014,0
my husband was living in the wrong body,0
mysterious benefactor leaves coupon book to dozens of local establishments in man's mailbox,1
how to hack your new year's resolution for success,0
north carolina's governor finally admits he lost the election after alleging voter fraud for a month,0
amazon is starting black friday sales a full week early,0
"historical archives: civil war pre-enactors have stage'd ""battle of bull run""",1
hillary clinton held her first press conference of 2016 -- or not,0
presidential debate to be accompanied by sultry latin beat,1
wyclef jean is still totally down for a fugees reunion,0
"wow, dad really went from zero to 60 with woodworking this summer",1
unpopular high-schoolers downplay significance of prom,1
19 times shorter was way better,0
hand drum after hand drum emerges from vw bus,1
experts warn number of retirees will completely overwhelm scenic railway industry by 2030,1
hillary's last name dropped from senate race,1
the democrats' race back to the future,0
girlfriend's dad pretty hot,1
brian williams cancels planned 'letterman' appearance,0
it's not eisenhower or reagan's republican party anymore,0
pope francis pursues sinner across vatican city rooftops,1
dear christians,0
"prosecutors in tamir rice case bizarrely pointed toy gun at witness, lawyers allege",0
it's not far and einstein,0
australian politician accused of floating electric shocks for tired drivers,0
photo editing war breaks out over kim jong un missile test picture,0
area man plays 'imagine' every time he sees a piano,1
"paul ryan embraces trump's executive order, but speaks against 'confusing' rollout",0
family worried where grandma going with conversation on low-income housing,1
catfishing' over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle,0
is your privacy being violated? an exclusive hidden-camera investigation,1
man honestly thought breakdown would be more obvious to people,1
fed up' zara workers battle for more hours,0
woman devises latest delusional scheme for burning extra calories during workday,1
hydraulic press pizza is definitely not the best pizza you've ever had,0
trans texans share emotional responses on rejection of lgbt discrimination measure,0
amazing photos: ufos spotted above loch ness,0
trump vows to bring back ohio town's white castle,1
merkel: isis poses major risk to europe,0
totally not drunk new mexico governor chastises cops for breaking up her hotel party,0
beyonce shares photo of blue ivy and jay z for father's day,0
allergy sufferer dies after being stung by dog,1
older brother to attempt unmanned bike mission into ravine,1
will greater israel transform into greater palestine?,0
the things i do to feed the world,0
"area man's got a ton of shit on his mind right now, okay?",1
william h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom,0
chelsea and ivanka put their friendship on ice,0
"the 2018 winter olympics in pyeongchang, by the numbers",0
3 reasons i haven't told people i'm doing ivf,0
nation rallies around ronald mcdonald statue that embodies country's true heritage,1
legal protections for nursing moms are on the chopping block,0
clinton's lower lip 'very concerned' about albanian crisis,1
how every new year's eve ends up being awful,0
commuter playing some sort of alphabet sudoku,1
npr host raises voice,1
nypd offering no-questions-asked dvd drop-off,1
details of dream house getting much less specific with each new place found in price range,1
"microsoft debuts surface book, its first laptop, plus other new gizmos",0
"senate gop, democrats reach deal imposing new sanctions on russia",0
trump that b***h' sign at nashville gas station offends many residents,0
opening band upstaged by pre-show music,1
police officers replace 11-year-old's stolen xbox with a brand-new one,0
heartless dutch curators put deranged scrawlings of mentally ill suicide victim on full display for world to mock,1
charlottesville may put the brakes on campus free speech laws,0
miley cyrus under fire in the uk for 'sexually suggestive' mac ad,0
congress relieved to admit it's not going to accomplish anything this year,1
lea michele romances fake gosling in 'on my way' video,0
48 syrian civilians massacred during claire danes' emmy award acceptance speech,1
ted nugent talks that way even when buying socks,1
fema airdrops emergency cyanide pills for residents stranded by hurricane florence,1
boehner backs lifting crude oil export ban,0
planet earth' with aziz ansari subtitles is way too real for us,0
"someone threw the 'veep' music over that awkward trump non-signing, and it's fantastic",0
disgusted researchers can't even bring themselves to find out how much mayo the average american consumes yearly,1
sears and kmart drop 31 trump home items from their online shops,0
is 'russiagate' collapsing as a political strategy?,0
being older than daughter babysitter's only qualification,1
effective pr on a start-up budget,0
child at 9/11 memorial service sternly reminded we are sad today,1
pope francis clarifies that god just one of many immortal beings who speak to him every day,1
sir mix-a-lot's 'baby got back' gets a stomping country twang,0
unclear whether grandpa having good time,1
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a brief and spooky history of the word 'boo',0
senators wish domenici would bring dog to work more often,1
the good news of poetry that can win the day,0
the excruciating worth of criticism,0
john kelly struggles to maintain believable trump impression during phone calls with parkland survivors,1
pope francis working out at vatican gym wearing 'sex abuse summit 2019' t-shirt,1
blood-drenched sarah koenig announces topic for upcoming season of 'serial',1
"paul ryan announces new congress sexual harassment training will create safe work atmosphere, plausible deniability",1
leah remini rediscovers her faith in scientology after going through difficult point in life,1
"cynthia erivo will star in harriet tubman biopic, 'harriet'",0
surgery required for new sexual position,1
these gif'd moments of 2016 show how the election took over pop culture,0
mother knows perfect picture to publicize if daughter ever abducted,1
preventing 'madmen' from getting their hands on nuclear material,0
"north korea fires multiple missiles, south korean military says",0
3822 voted america's favorite pin number,1
"progress on global poverty and disease at risk, gates says",0
"donald trump is doing the gop no favors among latinos, says poll",0
yacht name conveys owner's easygoing lifestyle,1
12% of federal government that's currently functioning to shut down,1
breaking: lovers lost in fog,1
20-something thinking about maybe doing something funny with his facial hair,1
game of thrones' running out of unkempt old men to cast,1
guy in suit handling newspaper like a pro,1
deep blue quietly celebrates 10th anniversary with garry kasparov's ex-wife,1
glandular problem forces man to eat fifth helping,1
hush falls over prison population as madoff stabs cellmate in throat,1
pawn-shop customer plans to buy toaster back,1
the superficiality of online dating apps,0
here's what cops and their supporters are saying about the sandra bland arrest video,0
"overcoming adversity, a step at a time",0
man excited to spend weekend back home catching up with old video games from high school,1
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turtle bocce balled around,1
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the real mothers of mother's day,0
out-of-control angel kills dozens of bystanders at vatican air show,1
"nxivm leader struggling to recall exact moment sexual slavery, forced branding turned into something darker",1
dutch embassy feels driven to fact-check trump's islamophobic retweet,0
"president urges calm, restraint among nation's ballad singers",1
easy wife gives it up on first date night,1
dept. of transportation discontinues 'bridge out 8 feet ahead' sign,1
criminal prosecuted to fullest extent of budget,1
group of fifth-grade boys discover pile of naked ladies discarded in woods,1
the story behind leonardo dicaprio and lady gaga's viral golden globes moment,0
john legend speaks to the crack in the system caused by mass incarceration,0
family fears grandmother aware of her surroundings,1
"abortion issue 'most critical of our time,' say tobacco-industry executives",1
briefcase full of porn,1
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reproductive health and rights in an age of inequality,0
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why my kids won't wish you a merry christmas,0
cnn technicians rush to empty wolf blitzer's urine tank midway through election coverage,1
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the fashion world mourns joan rivers,0
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theodore roosevelt was a gay man,1
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office manager still undecided about sharpie redesign,1
from selma to ferguson: bridge builders needed!,0
defending my son who wears skirts while fighting victim blaming and sexism,0
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how not to defend the humanities,0
heritage foundation lowers another retired gop senator into vat of strategists,1
delta blues poised for biggest revival since 1915,1
study: all of your memories implanted in you 5 minutes ago when universe was created,1
"the best ways to prepare amaranth, the italian vegetable",0
employee totally crushes presentation of idea that will soon bankrupt company,1
the techno-colonialism of facebook and cambridge analytica,0
police continue search for missing gunman,1
the funniest tweets from women this week,0
"wedding guest in suspenders, bow tie unafraid to take dance floor",1
brad pitt stumbles across old cardboard box with gwyneth paltrow's head in attic,1
disgusting gyro meat magically turns delicious after midnight,1
obama visits kindergarten to read class 200-page memorandum on health care,1
dog in purse stares longingly at dog in yard,1
transit authority pledges to double number of out-of-service buses by 2006,1
it's time to take a stand against trump,0
detective refuses to pry into circumstances of murder out of respect for deceased,1
area man just in bad mood because he's tired and an awful human being,1
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this u.s. district could 'demolish the glass ceiling' in november with first all-female ticket,0
woman assaulted by celebrity just needs to sit tight for 40 years until dozens more women corroborate story,1
hip-hop man enjoys making musical rapping sounds,1
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mike pence won't explain donald trump's stance on deportations,0
fox news viewers really don't like lifelong republican robert mueller,0
fired lesbian catholic school teacher locked out of archdiocese while trying to deliver petitions,0
the new york daily news bill cosby cover doesn't pull any punches,0
trump demands nato allies match u.s. commitment to prioritizing military spending over healthcare,1
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why it might cost you a bit more to get in the door at costco,0
circus runaway not looking forward to hometown show,1
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"as global policy moves to expand digital rights, u.s faces crucial fight over equal access to the internet",0
attempt to buy gift for boyfriend results in hatred of boyfriend,1
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paul ryan: 'the comments donald trump will make over the next few months are regrettable',1
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person who will embalm you walking around out there,1
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oscars create new truman capote biopic category,1
trump says terror attack will 'probably help' marine le pen in french elections,0
this cruise ship from hell will make you wish you'd gone on a road trip,0
life: sexually-transmitted and fatal,0
therapist feels bad for dating patient's daughter,1
powerful senate committee concludes russia tried to sow chaos in 2016 elections,0
hillary clinton: college costs are 'outrageously high',0
obama takes shots at wnba champions,0
defense department typo results in u.s. attack on ira,1
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trump is the 'embodiment of everything republicans were trying to exorcise',0
leadership and transparency 2015: the social media imperative,0
entire southern border somehow on fire 10 minutes after kushner begins tackling immigration system,1
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nsa assures americans that prism 2.0 will be way more invasive,1
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queen elizabeth announces success of monarchy's recent diversity initiative,1
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"this fall's can't-miss, most noteworthy memoirs",0
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the dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change,0
depressed crab stays buried under sand until 2 p.m.,1
there have been more mass shootings this year than there have been days,0
kirk douglas rings in the big 100 with birthday bash worthy of a legend,0
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halliburton gets contract to pry gold fillings from new orleans corpses' teeth,1
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navy discontinues use of 'port' and 'starboard'will now refer to left as 'thunk' and right as 'moosh-baroo',1
comedy central celebrates one millionth airing of cheech & chong: still smokin',1
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word 'immunity' used outside of reality show for first time in five years,1
6 queer couples share their definition of black love,0
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britain to impose one of the world's toughest ivory bans,0
americans pool together $945.23 to counteract corporate money's influence in politics,1
scott walker issues executive order allowing national guard members to carry weapons,0
report: bridge probably has whole mess of bats under there,1
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dick cheney protester says overpowering the guy who grabbed her sign was no big deal,0
bernie sanders to discuss gun law with parents of aurora shooting victim,0
attending 'price is right' taping apparently sailors' best idea for shore leave,1
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trump lifts refugee ban but admissions still plummet,0
local cvs selling one leather jacket for some reason,1
to my grandmother after my father's death,0
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republicans hold on to mick mulvaney's old house seat in south carolina,0
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labor secretary letting 8 million unemployed americans crash at his place until they get back on their feet,1
it impossible to tell what sounds will freak out cat,1
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excited mike pence assures john mccain he has his 'last rites' kit ready to go just in case,1
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national geographic finally captures rare shot of antelopeater feeding,1
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ex-new orleans cops plead guilty in post-katrina killings,0
remington debuts new split barrel murder-suicide shotgun,1
khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram,0
les misérables' takes home oscar for most sound,1
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my favorite love story,0
clinton takes campaign staff to little hole-in-the-wall financial institution not many people know about,1
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"emails: how the obama administration secretly approved expanding piece of enbridge's ""keystone xl clone""",0
huffpollster: 2016 could be the year of the third parties,0
bill maher gets real about marijuana legalization,0
local teen quits club that would've been tiebreaker in admission to dream school,1
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the box office saw its worst weekend in years,0
hillary clinton launches intimidating new fragrance line,1
students thankful standardized curriculum sparing them from free-spirited teacher's antics,1
new study finds best way to determine if you are android still cutting open forearm to reveal circuitry within,1
we are america. immigrants are us.,0
"jerry brown: 'troglodyte' trump supporters 'dwell in deep, dark caves'",0
utah physician says she'll happily do the job jason chaffetz won't,0
"monday matters: adorable kitten and dog grow up together, the white house celebrates marriage equality and a psa for forgiveness",0
trump supporters harass immigration protesters in iowa,0
the nfl should release the details of its johnny manziel investigation,0
suction cup-wearing robert mueller forced to cower behind white house chandelier after trump returns home earlier than planned,1
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guy creates trump inauguration flyer we should all start passing out,0
report: fax machines still pretty impressive if you think about it,1
success academy works for my kid,0
debris found in south africa could be from missing flight mh370,0
how to splurge without derailing your weight loss,0
cinephiles will love 'listen up philip',0
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gratitude for my pain,0
facebook users ashamed of criticizing company after seeing heartwarming 'here together' ad campaign,1
new series examines what it means to be gay and hiv positive in 2016,0
sunday roundup,0
dan quayle on standby to take over as bush family patriarch after george h.w. admitted to icu,1
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soaring gas prices forcing more americans to drink less gas,1
jada pinkett smith boycotts oscars for lack of diversity (update),0
obamas reunited live on tv for first time since leaving white house,1
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trophy son half father's age,1
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how your sleep changes with the moon,0
aid for syrians stuck on border due to political bickering,0
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syria's bashar assad tops off another year of bloodshed with a holiday photoshoot,0
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cosmopolitan releases 5 sexy helen gurley brown obituaries to drive your man wild,1
terry crews reveals the text he sent to agent after he was groped,0
diamonds are a girl's best friend -- and other feminist truths,0
"the intersection of race, class and the constitution: kalief browder",0
u.s. police chiefs call for background checks for all gun purchases,0
man would rather annoy small group of friends than bunch of strangers at party,1
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elderly man hailed as alert,1
colorado congressman hangs on after splitting with donald trump,0
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bush quietly rolls back iraq death toll to zero,1
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snow angel,0
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detroit tourism board's 'hidden detroit' campaign results in 24 deaths,1
bush to lovely chilean ambassador:'i must paint you',1
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meryl streep and tom hanks have too much fun playing each other's characters,0
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mit scientists perfect $30 million love tester,1
comey suddenly realizes entire book just a subconscious defense mechanism to hide his true feelings,1
vladimir putin begins second term as whatever he is,1
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are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell.,0
activists keep up protests in sacramento over stephon clark shooting,0
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lester jackson gets his sorry ass home,1
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an army of sophisticated bots is influencing the debate around education,0
barack obama names alan moore official white house biographer,1
taylor swift now dating senator joseph mccarthy,1
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fox host links immigration reform to upcoming ferguson grand jury decision,0
trump-loving man throws tantrum at black starbucks employee over coffee,0
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"traditional campaign tactics are basically a waste of time, new study concludes",0
seth meyers has a not-so-subtle message for donald trump,0
"brad pitt promises 1,000 years of peace",1
yet another media-savvy ex-hostage delights tv-news producers,1
local cvs selling one leather jacket for some reason,1
springsteen on broadway' is the 'rock and roll storybook' dreams are made of,0
trump surrogate shot down while trying to spin on sexual assault claims,0
sales of guys gone wild video disappointing,1
donald trump won't stop talking about how 'healthy' he is,0
the rudest thing you can do on a first date,0
"dark, sinister underbelly of small suburban town turns out to just be heroin again",1
world's leading entomologist calls for someone to get it off,1
family figures grandpa never talks about wwii because nothing interesting happened to him,1
john legend kissing chrissy teigen's stomach is peak them,0
massive document leak reveals offshore wealth of putin and his allies,0
report: 43% of party invitations unprovoked,1
when men 'misremember' violating women,0
exhausted paul giamatti to paul giamatti from home today,1
cackling trump reveals to dinner guests they've all just eaten single piece of his tax returns,1
defensive laura ingraham challenges critics to try making list of prominent conservatives without including few white supremacists,1
trump denies existence of 2016 russia meeting commemorative merchandise,1
here's your 10-piece winter capsule wardrobe checklist,0
julia louis-dreyfus reveals breast cancer diagnosis,0
meow-nisota' all ears for internet cat video festival,0
"shit-caked, urine-soaked man determined to enjoy carnival cruise",1
clear american sky a constant reminder of industrial inferiority,1
sean spicer announces there only enough time left in career for couple more questions,1
the gop has a split personality when it comes to food stamps,0
man trying to leave hateful message at local synagogue frustrated phone line always tied up with other threats,1
california just made it easier to fire bad teachers,0
a roadmap for managing china's rise,0
decision to circle parking lot produces carbon emission that finally does it,1
congressman calls for investigation into alton sterling shooting,0
frustrated nsa now forced to rely on mass surveillance programs that haven't come to light yet,1
wedding caterer likes to throw in extra potatoes if it seems like couple genuinely in love,1
tiny dog suffocates in louis vuitton bag,1
snakes on caduceus clearly in love,1
epa chief scott pruitt avoids ordinary citizens on first trip to oil-rich north dakota,0
alien still hasn't gotten around to listening to whole voyager golden record,1
an open letter to the united church of christ,0
the perfect little tea cake to kick off fall,0
elizabeth warren disappointed after dna test shows zero trace of presidential material,1
squirrel who lost paws in trap gets prosthetic wheels,0
"elon musk says he's sold 10,000 flamethrowers through his boring co. website",0
samsung smart tv owner learning about majority of features from leaked cia documents,1
to the obese woman crying at the picnic table,0
nra's top lobbyist implies trump is back on its side,0
donors giving to orlando victims' fund at a record rate,0
everyone in whitey bulger trial found dead in woods outside dorchester,1
teachers union claims the 'trump effect' is warping kids' minds,0
father's day tribute to a family man,0
a pastoral letter to older generations about those frustrating millennials,0
sarah palin slams donald trump's carrier deal as 'crony capitalism',0
one of the planet's most powerful forces for change? an adolescent girl,0
"russian interference had no impact on election, reports website created 8 minutes ago",1
you're forgetting about the one backyard feature that can extend your summer,0
management determined to find out who in company leaked information that ceo is asshole,1
biden chokes up while describing hardworking americans who can only afford shitty ditch weed,1
spirit' of the iran nuclear deal is a two-way street,0
rick perry apologizes for trying to outdo fellow cabinet members by using $72 million of taxpayer funds on lampshade,1
jesus wept... for brazil,0
martin o'malley fails to make ohio's presidential primary ballot,0
"hillary's email, hillary's truth",0
gutters and castles,0
glorious heyday of youth spent in parking lot,1
abc reannounces cancellation of 'mr. sunshine' just to destroy matthew perry a little more,1
hollywood talent agency ditches usual oscar party in favor of anti-trump rally,0
coach angry every player gets a trophy,1
nasa says presence of diving board on mars confirms planet may have once contained water,1
ceiling fan transforms apartment without air conditioning into frosty wonderland,1
netanyahu begins calling for israeli return to ancient homeland of iran,1
sec commissioner: we shouldn't be promoting investor confidence,0
these 'gayby' stars reunited for a new series that's bloody good fun,0
hotshot product talking big game about being good for consumer,1
"moms demand action, everytown flex grassroots muscle to defeat the nra's dangerous agenda",0
cher is gifting us with a broadway musical based on her life,0
the 11 most outrageous celebrity outfits of 2015,0
lone superdelegate voting for martin o'malley feels like total fucking idiot,1
new york times' publisher reveals asking trump to decrease anti-media rhetoric except against those fuckers at 'the washington post',1
even business card trying too hard,1
north west and penelope disick are the cutest toddler duo around,0
fox news and cnn win cable network ratings wars in third quarter,0
why is it so hard to forgive yourself?,0
"the news on russia and trump is evolving, but people's opinions are not",0
"morgan spurlock admits history of sexual misconduct, including rape accusation",0
"when i own my sexuality, will i need queer visibility any less?",0
broad city' creators take 'accountability' for using 'white dude power' to bolster show,0
megan fox daydreaming about megan fox naked,1
fat girl euphemized,1
child's loose grasp on balloon only thing between peace and anarchy at restaurant,1
man kinda excited for internal camera procedure,1
"guests' chairs tilt, spray water at them during first-ever 4d state of the union address",1
tiger attacks and kills zookeeper at an animal park in spain,0
pele hospitalized for back surgery,0
is the lgbtq community separated by gender and race? (video),0
modern day activists call it 'historic trauma',0
employee wishes he had enough job security to voice opinion,1
area man disappointed in self for already being full,1
mizzou chancellor condemns 'verbal assault' by melissa click during homecoming parade,0
batboy who died in tragic accident remembered,0
"say goodbye to twitter eggs, not trolls",0
giuliani puts odds of trump-mueller interview at 50-65,1
lamar odom to document his road to recovery in new reality series,0
foreign guy probably dressed very fashionably for wherever he's from,1
baby goes all homer simpson while tasting bacon for the first time,0
groundbreaking young adult novel features protagonist who's a bit of a loner,1
teacher hoping students can tell he was once popular,1
concert security drastically overestimating fans' desire to get close to cheap trick,1
"more than 130,000 vaccine doses reportedly destroyed in syria after attack",0
coworker with two computer screens not fucking around,1
code word: is 'arrogant' the new 'uppity'?,0
confounded pollsters admit there no way of predicting mercurial behaviors of beguiling female vote,1
just a couple of muppets singing n.w.a's 'express yourself',0
weary haitians shrug as ragnarök begins outside port-au-prince,1
that time 'gilmore girls' predicted the future of online news,0
sam bee's team is apologizing to people trump offends. it's harder than they thought.,0
bassist has little riff ready to go in case frontman goes around introducing everyone,1
lowe's debuts new travel plunger with collapsible handle,1
don't roll out the red carpet for vietnam's autocratic leader,0
cartoon character translated seamlessly into noodle,1
man trapped under boulder braces for possible good morning america interview,1
"runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school",0
report: 79% of minority suspects receive miranda rights while unconscious,1
on any given day we simply don't know what trump we'll be getting,0
overworked pajama bottoms pray owner gets job soon,1
8-year-old boy surprises marine dad during firefight in afghanistan,1
chris christie's professed priorities,0
the best places to be in march,0
baby fox who was supposed to die finds man who believes in her,0
dad's been on a parenting kick lately,1
target range under fire from community members,1
eyes removed in violent yearbook attack,1
watch vin diesel say 'i am groot' in different languages,0
5 better questions to ask allergy families,0
survivalist sentenced to death for murder of pennsylvania state trooper,0
sophie larios' gps guide for a solid night's sleep,0
"progress, and laughs, found in tampon jokes",0
outfit just screams police officer,1
uninformed buffoon barely comprehends conversation about taylor swift,1
saudis snub obama on riyadh arrival amid growing tensions,0
alex trebek deftly prolongs agonizing small talk,1
overweight man repeatedly introduced to overweight woman at party,1
rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other,0
"watch this guy play out the entire 2017 oscars, impressions and all",0
to the parent whose heart is hurting this holiday season,0
nestle to switch to cage-free eggs in u.s. by 2020,0
man who kept woman chained in container admits to killing 7: sheriff,0
how to fix an out-of control police state,0
thieves make off with museum's most valuable docents,1
movie review: edge of tomorrow... don't go there,0
crowd shocked after unhinged trump dangles baby from truman balcony,1
janice to register three; janice to register three,1
report: underpaid migrant laborers working 18 hours per day on fifa legal defense,1
rep. mike thompson wins re-election,0
here's what happened after this mom saw a man in heels at disney world,0
"just a stay-in-bed kind of day, fire department declares",1
diego luna's short film celebrates 'the immigrants that make the u.s. great',0
can nonprofit management usurp board responsibilities?,0
alex jones struggling to convince skeptical police after witnessing actual murder in neighbor's backyard,1
authorities say country still an active shooter situation,1
the end of the big oil and gas game has come,0
uber rides don't get any more awkward than this,0
lots of parents know this scenario,0
dick masturbates in tickle creek: cops,0
fiona apple sends a big 'f**k you' to trump at standing rock benefit concert,0
83rd birthday party stretches definition of party,1
nasa says presence of diving board on mars confirms planet may have once contained water,1
the great escape,0
forgiveness for mother and child,0
area man lives to correct pronunciation,1
budget talks dreadlocked,1
study: 90% of workplace injuries caused by bare-knuckle boxing,1
bluetooth headset worn throughout date,1
stunning day of the dead portraits capture the holiday's unique beauty,0
"pamela anderson talks candidly about love, forgiveness and her foundation",0
help us decide if the build-a-bear ewok is adorable or terrifying,0
"rowdy, raunchy, jet-setting barbados can be more affordable than you might think",0
ted cruz says he's leaning no on the new obamacare repeal bill,0
these simple tricks will make it way easier to work from home,0
"attractive woman, wealthy man somehow making it work",1
a painter searches for a more interconnected vision of humanity,0
parents gently explain to son why family dog had to be blown up with dynamite,1
part two: engaged employees: your company's no. 1 competitive advantage,0
iranian nuclear scientists hurriedly flush 200 pounds of enriched uranium down toilet during surprise u.n. inspection,1
terrorist plot foiled after concert security taps woman's purse,1
new madonna album hailed as available for purchase,1
supreme court cock-blocks iowa man,1
"audubon society reveal they've only seen, like, 3 birds",1
ravaged' named florida's official state adjective,1
iran vows 'firm response' unless obama stops sanctions renewal,0
yoga teacher has way too much on plate to fuck any more students right now,1
watch: what it's like to identify as asexual,0
unmanned military drone briefly grasps senselessness of war,1
gratitude for my pain,0
7 things you probably didn't know about christmas,0
"who wrote the beatles hit ""twist and shout""? the amazing story of bert berns",0
nation's movie theaters bracing for 'hansel and gretel' being perhaps the biggest hit of all time,1
world's supermodels form hall of justice to protect ordinary models,1
this school is all about diversity. not!,0
you can now drink girl scout cookies,0
"whoops: franklin graham's new bank is lgbt-friendly, too",0
pete buttigieg stuns campaign crowd by speaking to manufacturing robots in fluent binary,1
twitter roasts man who confessed to adding mayo to his coffee,0
look: what it's like to race canoes in ny's hudson river,0
clinton goes on fun plane ride,1
church shooting leaves 5 dead in russian region of dagestan: report,0
"parents are turning to marijuana more than teens, study suggests",0
nation demands more slow-motion footage of running basset hounds,1
enjoyment of steve miller band's 'jungle love' last piece of common ground in america,1
old dryer abandoned by train tracks now a vital part of ecosystem,1
coach filmed before live studio audience,1
gynecologists recommend taking time off between iuds to allow body to expel backlogged periods,1
frustrated obama writes letter to his congressman about need for gun control,1
supercuts ceo apologizes for number of customers scalped every month,1
area woman thinks she could live in city she's visiting,1
how this 65-year-old is beginning a new chapter with parkinson's,0
actual soccer team loses game 46-0,0
"dog, cat and squirrel drama escalates in a hurry",0
who else besides joe biden might crash the debate?,0
teacher sees potential in student with glasses,1
when a marriage is put through tests,0
david blaine starves self of attention for 33 days,1
campus tour guide just needs to make stop to change out laundry really quick,1
why i love my mom jeans,0
i don't fight because i'm violent -- i fight because the world is,0
voters in 14 states navigating new rules while trying to cast ballots,0
trump proposed a wall to protect his golf course from the effects of climate change,0
will conservatives learn anything about the need for regulations from london fire that killed dozens?,0
latest fbi news doesn't stop republicans from attacking clinton on emails,0
"three qualities a woman should possess to be powerful, from jill abramson (video)",0
"leaking sure is cool, huh, guys?' says disguised john kelly to white house aides",1
aging mount st. helens starting to think erupting days are behind it,1
"after one realizes methadone clinic nearby, behavior around city block makes sense",1
"dad recounts amazing story of how, through quick thinking, he saved $4.27",1
youtube rushes to shut down school shooter's account over copyright complaints,1
chilling report details myanmar's horrific campaign against rohingya minority,0
justin bieber invites controversy with cornrow pic,0
man at airport pissed that other people had same idea to go home for thanksgiving,1
"news roundup for may 31, 2017",0
subsidiary publication recommends you see parent corporation's movie,1
hr director doesn't know what it is about her that makes people want to unload all their problems,1
getting children out of poverty requires a two-generation approach,0
huge crowds celebrate easter with pope francis,0
is democracy sick?,0
weird things people bring to airports that cause long security lines,0
we're sugar babies. this is what it's like.,0
how to stop being a martyr,0
lone geek sits off by self reading the silmarillion throughout recess,1
court rules 'cannibal cop' can fantasize about whatever he wants,0
here's where all the 'gilmore girls' characters would have ended up,0
man who treats women with respect asked what his secret is,1
uber escalates war with regulators over self-driving cars,0
"women in business q&a: alexandra voris and maggie patton, founders of bitsy's brainfood",0
woman panics after accidentally getting into exact-change lane,1
gummy bears send 14 chicago-area high school students to hospital,0
genuine love and respect only thing holding area relationship together,1
"it's a privilege to have worked with such talented people,' says coworker getting the fuck out of there",1
this bracelet lets a dad feel what it's like to be pregnant ... in his wrist,0
russia and syrian rebels doubt ceasefire will last,0
"elton john wows mother theresa funeral crowd with 'the bitch is back""",1
netflix executive unsure how to tell barack obama his series idea just 'fawlty towers',1
obama administration near ban on trans-fat: report,0
report: bananas still most popular fruit for pretending to receive phone call,1
8 healthy snacks to keep hunger at bay,0
sweating obama admits drone strikes have been happening on their own,1
an open letter to graduation speakers,0
man embarrassed thinking about every opinion he's ever articulated,1
unsuspecting movie stars follow fake red carpet into back of kidnappers' van,1
rinkins report: keys to building valuable business relationships,0
senate votes to add gratuity to all bills of eight provisions or more,1
nelly reiterates sex-liking stance,1
"interview: kristen wiig, bill hader, and craig johnson on the skeleton twins",0
catholic couple embraces 'who am i to judge',0
hero teacher stops high school shooter in washington state,0
"america is pretty damn great already, biden says in fiery dnc speech",0
"cosmopolitan releases 40-year compendium: 812,683 ways to please your man",1
ryan handed romney's latest political positions before walking on stage,1
"stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use",0
area cockroach fucking huge,1
new distressed jeans feature broken-in cameltoe,1
report: u.s. exported 6 billion tons of crude web content last year,1
nation's liberals not sure what to think after hearing special counsel has waterboarded every suspect in trump investigation,1
area wildcat a real wildcat in the sack,1
michelle obama not so keen on president's new bangs,1
new epa study finds 98% of u.s. mop water fucking nasty as hell,1
lena dunham defends 'girls' writer accused of raping 17-year-old,0
#trumphair is the hilarious hashtag our country deserves,0
the wave: the single greatest threat to new relationships,0
mike pompeo can't believe senate just expects he'll answer questions without being tortured first,1
united airlines skips senate deadline to explain passenger-dragging incident,0
ronald reagan endorses 'pill lady' for president,1
selena gomez fuels zedd dating rumors with instagram photo,0
militants launch three attacks in somalia and kenya in 24 hours,0
u.s. to offer tax incentives to companies that do not openly make world worse at every turn,1
presumed innocent. found dead.,0
here's all the expensive nonsense trump's epa chief is wasting your taxes on,0
remembering that may of 1963,0
frustrated man doesn't know what else he can do to get cat purring,1
panicked billy graham realizes he took wrong turn into heaven's largest gay neighborhood,1
area man has some pretty shitty mob ties,1
what is a pre-existing condition anyway?,0
"portrait of nude, bleeding man hung on school wall",1
traveler amazed by sheer number of mexicans,1
she dropped everything to come fight for immigration reform. she's still waiting.,0
nation's beekeepers warn they don't know how much longer they can hold back swarms' wrath,1
david spade just shot,1
start the year with a social detox,0
"the internet of everything: boring, but so important",0
cheney wows sept. 11 commission by drinking glass of water while bush speaks,1
thomas the tank engine a little uneasy with his broad autistic following,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 8,0
new study determines the best way to discipline your teen,0
graduation party more lucrative than planned future career,1
used-bookstore owner rises from chair,1
near-death experience followed by right-on-the-money death experience,1
things heat up in the kitchen when 12-year-old busts out moves we didn't see coming,0
person with almost no responsibility always stressed out,1
dream team wins small soft drink,1
"we looked at airlines and pet incidents, and what we found surprised everyone",0
it might be time to break up with your tampon,0
violence hits nigeria's oil-rich delta region,0
bigot relieved to learn gays in his state still effectively subhuman,1
"gaunt, sickly kirby takes leave of absence from video games following stomach cancer diagnosis",1
couple's fucked-up presex ritual involves tucking both kids into bed,1
"i promise to work tirelessly to achieve my campaign's goals,' threatens trump in terrifying address",1
nation finishes romantically pairing off except for the losers,1
religious scholars discover jesus christ delivered by dr. sidney adler,1
principal: adding lgbt club would 'create bullying',0
gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess,0
the importance of trying,0
"people with disabilities have a hard time finding jobs, and this company is doing something about it",0
man purchasing pair of red pants better be ready to put up or shut up,1
this couple just dropped a rap music video to announce their breakup,0
classified america,0
brain-dead americans defend brain-dead florida woman,1
aspiring felon moved by man who didn't get first 8 convictions until his 60s,1
mom produces decorative gift bag out of thin air,1
"climate change this week: the munchkin dilemma, solar cash crop and more!",0
gop lawmaker: gay rep. should have stayed in the closet,0
nation clinging desperately to brief inspirational moment before being thrust back into raging election maelstrom,1
trump ominously tweets 'only one thing will work' with north korea,0
apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life,1
"right to live life in complete, stunned horror,' added to constitution",1
joe biden endorses tom perez for dnc chair,0
chief justice roberts putters around house all day in gray sweat robe,1
hand of george h.w. bush bursts out of ground to grope one last woman,1
dalai lama announces next life to be his last before retirement,1
"online activists unsure about offensiveness of article, figure they'll destroy author's life just in case",1
donald trump renominates environmental pick democrats called 'extreme' and 'embarrassing',0
pope condemns violence against women,0
"politician spots young female aide, and so it begins",1
everything you need to know about food and happiness,0
rob portman: obama will face 'lawsuits' if he acts alone on immigration,0
"news roundup for july 12, 2017",0
paroled prisoner excited to hear the '80s are back,1
romney spends day tearfully apologizing at father's grave,1
nation could probably draw john boehner from memory at this point,1
greece sees slight uptick in refugee arrivals in august,0
greece votes in its second election of 2015,0
"how to eat healthy around the world (bone broth, anyone?)",0
"report: ugh, no one would care anyway",1
5 trips every bookworm should take,0
new google project delivers critical info to refugees' smartphones,0
historical archives: a jest for you,1
"johnsville, il, renamed walmart #11717",1
constituents shout down republican when she ducks a question about obamacare,0
robin williams inflicted on holiday moviegoers for eighth straight year,1
starving for a fantasy,0
office exiles menstruating hr manager,1
"police chief says there just a few bad, deeply ingrained prejudices giving all cops a bad name",1
this is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future',0
cory booker tells seth meyers that u.s. must unite on gun safety,0
weekend roundup: the orlando shooting reveals the clash of civilizations within,0
charlton heston gets serious,1
housing crisis vindicates guy who still lives with parents,1
"exercise in your teen years pays off, according to new study",0
prince harry shows guest to air mattress in corner of windsor castle,1
trump-friendly breitbart news rolls over after reporter 'grabbed' by trump aide,0
insane man gets a little perspective by reminding himself that he is god,1
gop official says 'no offense' after suggesting women should be paid less,0
tom bosley named secretary of naps,1
new evidence suggests humans may have been dipping crunchy things into gooey things earlier than previously thought,1
larry nassar's boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam,0
breaking: no way egypt coming out of this with a functional democracy,1
"live from the toronto film festival: sunday, sept. 7",0
14 truths about being an asexual person,0
"i'm all in for hillary clinton, my next president",0
jupiter may be to blame for the fate of our solar system's missing planet,0
location of newest mass shooting revealed,1
restore your power through restorative sleep,0
new 'do not kill' registry to allow americans to opt out of being murdered,1
the undocu-care-van heads to sacramento,0
bobby brown thanks fans for support during 'rough times',0
joy reid's hacking claims look increasingly unlikely,0
things get chilly between ted cruz and marco rubio,0
mike pence breaks out formal altar boy robes for state of the union address,1
russia today anchor admits spreading 'lies' for putin,0
man from canada acts like he's not cold,1
"double standard, double spacing",0
nyc conservationists decry destruction of rat habitats,1
is it easier to be a sahm or a working mother?,0
imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress,0
questions linger for candidates on retirement issues,0
aliens in avocado super bowl ad think we're a bunch of dips,0
rob porter apologizes for falsifying number of wives he beat on white house resume,1
king of comedy's death ignites 100-year war  for throne,1
bill nye says empathy is necessary for human survival,0
porn actress very nearly appears to enjoy ejaculation in face,1
sports de-emphasized,1
dog costumed to create illusion of sports-team preference,1
matthew mcconaughey once faked an australian accent for an entire year,0
girl has just enough physical flaws to maybe take man seriously,1
trump ominously tweets 'only one thing will work' with north korea,0
jackie chan's ancestors shamed by blooper reel,1
why i decided to attach my business to the happy hippie foundation,0
kavanaugh impressed by hazing rituals before they let you join supreme court,1
trump praises chuck schumer in reposted tweet that first called him 'cunning',0
"interpol admits 89% of its cases involve finding, recovering the 'mona lisa'",1
palm tree in hurricane irma's path ready to bend real good for cameras,1
trump makes last-minute push to appeal to whites,1
chuck grassley voted against mlk day due to foreseeing how everyone would dishonor king's memory,1
monday's morning email: what to expect from trump's afghanistan strategy,0
photo of masked gunman released,1
six ways to support opposition in turkey,0
hillary clinton makes her final pitch of the election in north carolina,0
entire house implicated by phish poster,1
panic floods mike pence's system before realizing hand on knee his own,1
here are the americans who believe in the miracle of donald trump,0
halloweiner frankfest 2013 poster now relic of time long gone,1
dick cheney would torture again,0
former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations,0
koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive',0
report: there nothing else in bottom of gift bag,1
7 things i learned while making a movie about pregnancy loss,0
"any song can be sad if it has sad memories attached to it,' report newly single sources",1
cocktail party gets as wild as it's going to get,1
here's the real reason this so-called bernie bro cried at the dnc,0
"introducing the pineapple christmas tree, our new favorite holiday tradition",0
the nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know,0
23-hour suicide watch a failure,1
obama refutes allegation that he wiretapped trump tower during campaign,0
taliban condemns trump's decision to continue war in afghanistan,0
6-year-old cries when told mtm productions kitten dead by now,1
democratic lawmaker gives scott pruitt brutal reality check during senate hearing,0
why trumpcare is giving senate republicans heartburn,0
paul ryan halts push to bring back earmarks,0
area photo 201 students all take pictures of same homeless guy,1
donald trump is taking credit for a meaningless stock market record,0
new ferguson judge is finally doing something about abusive court,0
"girl gone wild actually just regular girl, only more insecure and drunk",1
drug-sniffing dog develops taste for bit-o-honeys,1
mueller scrambling after accidentally spilling whole big gulp all over russia evidence,1
"sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads",0
love is humble,0
colombia's 52-year war is officially over as new peace deal passes,0
the revolution at colonial williamsburg,0
obama blasts afghans for expelling reporter -- so why the continued pursuit of 'nyt' reporter james risen?,0
the definitive list of men you'll find at whole foods,0
the republican establishment thinks ted cruz can save them from trump. there's one big problem.,0
fed up' zara workers battle for more hours,0
eric swalwell wins re-election bid,0
kiss with wife pretty good,1
"as chipotle tries not to make people sick, it's silent on one important issue",0
historians uncover lost socrates dialogues where he just gave up and started screaming that opponent a fucking brainwashed shill,1
watch rory gilmore geek out with michelle obama in 'gilmore girls' teaser,0
mcdonald's fights world hunger with new triple-decker burger,1
god refuses to grant any more transcendent near-death experiences to people who crash snowmobiles,1
the effects of delaying puberty for trans youth,0
young football players' brains change after one season,0
new psa reduces accidental staplings by 33 percent,1
historical archives: to be sold - rather large buttons,1
ex-cop to stand trial in dashcam beating of unarmed motorist,0
jilted bride penned the world's most depressing ebay listing,0
gentle ben biographer's shocking new book reveals famous bear's 28-pine-marten-a-day habit,1
"britain to send 125 military advisers to iraq, says david cameron",0
donald trump's arrogance is outdated in corporate america,0
u.s. justices reject challenge to protest ban on supreme court plaza,0
a sadder pride because of washington inaction,0
"shaven, cologned grandpa heads into town to rake in d-day pussy",1
oscars 2018: the complete winners list,0
mountaintop retreat with maharishi leaves greenspan obsessed with rupee,1
ice cube gives fans hope for n.w.a reunion at coachella,0
"yes, my child with special needs understands you -- please talk to him",0
natural light very important to local man,1
the lgbt activist's question that left ben carson speechless,0
12 women who absolutely killed the sports game in 2015,0
how to deal with isis,0
seaworld café introduces new 5-pound orca burger–eating challenge,1
trump refugee order dashes hopes of iraqis who helped the u.s.,0
bush told to sign birthday treaty for someone named 'kyoto',1
ukraine war: shelling and hunger killing civilians,0
family hoping mother knows birthday nature walk a one-time thing,1
richard branson's global-warming donation nearly as much as cost of failed balloon trips,1
friday's morning email: hackers reportedly target u.s. nuclear plants,0
"on the future of wagnerism, part 8:  macon, georgia, the road leads back to you",0
life unfair,1
unhappy couple staying together for one of their children,1
why is a dairy farmer with no intel experience the house intelligence committee chairman?,0
waymo is quietly winning the self-driving car race,0
two queens on what it's like to live and breathe drag in wisconsin and new york,0
in the new york film fest the outsize egos of artists rule,0
epa urges flint residents to stop dumping tap water down drain,1
hackers crack voting machines within minutes at def con in vegas,0
bird wouldn't have landed on ledge if it had known everyone would make it into whole big thing,1
"beautiful moment ripped away' as car plows into anti-racist group in charlottesville, 1 dead",0
#kellyonmymind: reflecting on kelly gissendaner,0
philadelphia museum of art erects statue of overweight tourist posing next to rocky statue,1
"sorry baseball fans, but vin scully will miss the mlb postseason",0
report: afghan mineral deposits could completely revolutionize nation's system of corruption,1
"best, most original idea man's ever had returns 114,000 google search results",1
grandmother's folksy sayings delay senility detection for years,1
jogger horrified by discovery of own gruesome body,1
"gold star family promised $25,000 by trump finally receives check in the mail",0
study reveals lobsters feel pain and get off on it like the kinky little perverts they are,1
melinda gates wrote a powerful essay on how birth control empowers women,0
"pantsuit nation is becoming a book, and not everyone is pleased",0
facebook addresses accusations of silencing conservative voices by deleting barack obama's profile,1
a lesson america can teach,0
"the witching hour, revisited",0
woman informs husband that he made new friend,1
dog picks out her own shelter kitten to take home,0
biological life regrets waiting 2.3 billion years to try sex,1
area eyesore also a data technician,1
old man with foggy eye not even magical,1
love is waiting for a test result and having someone hold your hand,0
south korean president shakes hands with north korean leaders during winter olympics opening ceremony,0
what i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy,0
trump surrogate shot down while trying to spin on sexual assault claims,0
whale expert measures everything in elephants,1
mother's day -- more than once a year,0
diy: sports equipment closet,0
many senators developing simple tools for governing,1
obama honors those who made the ultimate sacrifice on memorial day 2015,0
august 9: a day of repentence,0
donald trump helped spread birtherism. now he can't stop it.,0
nation's grandmas halt production of afghan blankets,1
arianna huffington has webcam implanted in forehead,1
secret police enforce mourning of deng xiaoping,1
giants fan visiting philadelphia feels betrayed by bud light ad for eagles,1
garden too much for grandma this summer,1
god loses decision-making coin,1
university admits chocolate milk doesn't alleviate effects of concussions,0
canadian police aplogize for threatening drunk drivers with nickelback,0
permanent white house staff on edge about the 2016 presidential race,0
man somehow thinks he doesn't have enough alone time,1
kennel certificate proves who puppy daddy is,1
former mexican president to trump: 'your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world',0
out-of-state license plate seen,1
subpoenaed trump organization financial documents reveal company's only holding is single dairy queen in new jersey,1
senate's proposed 2016 budget turns a deaf ear to the needs of young families,0
police in cleveland are handling the rnc protests well. the bikes really help.,0
bling-bling pawned,1
shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site,0
challenging richard dawkins,0
asshole taking up two plots,1
jonathan lipnicki to star as young 'dark helmet' in spaceballs prequel,1
"new photo shows pluto's 'heart' actually a vast, frozen wasteland",0
david chase analyzes 'the sopranos' ending shot-by-shot,0
instagram now warns users against wild animal selfies,0
cuba to buy car,1
number of acceptable things candidates can say now down to four,1
study: 83% of web content unfit for human consumption,1
woman claims to reenact michael phelps affair in 'going for the gold' porno,0
melania releases statement calling for removal of first lady from white house,1
"republicans, north korea considering nuclear option",0
internet charmed by viral photo of teen working to pay for first real date,0
local household announces plans to overdo halloween again,1
discovery of neolithic gift shop suggests stonehenge always meant as tourist attraction,1
"clinton, hagar meet to discuss federal speed-limit issues",1
california just made it easier to fire bad teachers,0
little girl who couldn't believe obama was leaving office finally met the president,0
huntsman quietly relieved to be polling poorly among gop voters,1
donald trump is 'honoring' the outdoors with policies to ruin it,0
"veterans mentor chicago's at-risk youth, help them cope with trauma",0
growing up in transylvania,0
chicago cubs head to world series for first time since 1945 after dodgers blowout,0
jennifer hudson's new 'do makes her our dreamgirl,0
nation's grandmas halt production of afghan blankets,1
deray mckesson sues baton rouge police over protest arrests,0
why did wikileaks name 'country x' when glenn greenwald wouldn't?,0
national trust for historic preservation raises millions to demolish trump's boyhood home,1
robin williams still missing after three-day free-association binge,1
study: 90% of all meowing comes from owners trying to get cats to meow back,1
std had awesome time on spring break,1
can tai chi and computer games treat your adhd?,0
track winnings reinvested in blackjack futures,1
gallup poll: rural whites prefer ahmadinejad to obama,1
7 common misconceptions about the hebrew bible,0
palestinian president calls on un to replace u.s. as mediator in peace process,0
sgt. bowe bergdahl recaptured by taliban after wandering off texas base,1
jay z honored to be nominated in same category as jay z,1
does political correctness work?,0
eye surgery lets abused dog see his rescuer for the very first time,0
"aerobics enthusiast believes in crystal light, self",1
desperate trump campaign turns to congress for support in attacks against khan family,0
australian journalist's devastating take on trump at g-20 goes viral,0
"j.f.k. high cougars to go, fight, win",1
chipotle ceo predicts the demise of 'irrelevant' fast food chains,0
mommy having sleepover,1
pete townshend can't explain,1
rembrandt's 'night watch' falls off museum wall after sticky tabs come loose,1
wave of dread makes rare daytime appearance,1
south carolina ex-policeman's murder trial opens with jury selection,0
missing louisiana teen's sister: 'she is our heart and we want her home',0
half-empty bottle of colt 45 left on church steps must be offering to god,1
local senior brutally folded in craftmatic adjustable bed accident,1
hillary clinton vs. herself,0
netflix to shut down planned louis c.k. comedy special,0
"dolce & gabbana launched a line of hijabs and abayas, but something's off",0
"sleeping middle-aged businessman in airport suddenly so childlike, so vulnerable",1
santa signs legislation to help special-wants children,1
tough-guy ice agent struggling to raise adorable kids after deporting their parents,1
an education revolution in one word,0
"jaguars, raiders hold postseason exhibition game in london",1
how isis uses wheat supplies to tighten its control in iraq,0
honoring those who make a difference for animals,0
eric trump 'liked' michelle wolf's blistering cracks about sarah huckabee sanders,0
boy says teacher told him it will be his fault when police shoot him at age 16,0
director of high-school play buys director's chair out of own pocket,1
new study confirms sharks just really angry dolphins,1
what happened at a texas frat when they thought no one was watching,0
third-party candidate forms exploratory committee to see who can cover shifts for him in coming months,1
"sewage truck carrying porta-potties rolls over, dumps stinky mess",0
"vanilla ice, mc hammer co-sign apartment lease",1
garage orchestra hands out demo at boston philharmonic show,1
bangladesh runs out of people,1
controversial congressman touts iowa 'peasant hunt' with donald trump jr.,0
new poll finds americans view death of close relative more favorably than congress,1
sara gilbert crush finally starting to subside,1
couple starts online petition to resolve baby name dispute,0
report: kerry warns israel could become 'apartheid state',0
"""that bastard kushner...""",0
area loser blissfully unaffected by whims of stock market,1
how to make norwegian skillingsbolle (cinnamon buns),0
twitter users taunt rudy giuliani over new role on trump legal team,0
couple spends morning at farmers market verbalizing everything that comes into field of vision,1
wildfire somehow rages back into control,1
"lyft and uber pull out of austin, but deceptive pricing is here to stay",0
this stepmom and biomom's relationship is parenting #goals,0
area couple vows never to go dildo shopping while horny again,1
republicans asked for 'obamacare horror stories.' it didn't go well.,0
beloved father and infrequent pornography user loses 3-year battle with cancer,1
"instead of arresting panhandlers, albuquerque's giving them jobs",0
voters in 14 states navigating new rules while trying to cast ballots,0
clinton blasts obama for slamming edwards jab,1
u.s-russian plan calls for syria ceasefire starting saturday,0
"berlin christmas market attack suspect killed in shootout in italy, official says",0
how states can help 5 million kids with a parent behind bars,0
why you should stop dreaming,0
"emmanuel macron amused by little differences in french, american islamophobia",1
creators of michelle rodriguez's new film defend it from claims of transphobia,0
guy who just wiped out immediately claims he's fine,1
united flight diverted after dog loaded on plane by mistake,0
area mom issues stern warning on road where she once got a ticket,1
3 things that young women need to remember about feminism,0
no bern-ing love for hillary,0
sheryl sandberg doesn't think fake news on facebook influenced the election,0
different from the norm: 12 unique hotel stays in nyc,0
report: 93% of drunk drivers get home just fine,1
lost gondolier in middle of adriatic sea,1
it's been a really great year for poop bags,0
"ladies, why can't we all just get along?",0
u.s. intelligence: burundi may be developing telephone,1
open sesame' are  not always magic words,0
"this 'magic mike xxs' parody won't fix your problems, but damn, it's funny",0
norwegian recipes: sweet vanilla custard buns!,0
seth meyers: the gop tax bill is a 'brazen heist of the country',0
study: no two people have listened to same band since 2003,1
flexibility will close the women's leadership gap,0
entire blogosphere stunned by blogger's special weekend post,1
man cautiously avoids barnes & noble section where teens check out graphic novels,1
poll finds 78% of americans would vote for liberty bell,1
gun stocks soar as obama announces executive actions on gun control,0
doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile,0
"these folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg",0
cnn chief jeff zucker rips donna brazile's 'disgusting' dealings with clinton campaign,0
why companies shouldn't hide the financial risks of climate change,0
breaking: mom dropped like 80 bucks on some necklace with an owl on it at the art fair,1
de blasio pac spends $30 million on ads urging candidate not to embarrass self by running,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 2,0
there's been an explosion!,1
peta condemns bbc for trapping thousands of endangered animals inside tv screens,1
voter anger palpable at intentionally anger-stoking rally,1
miles teller doing ok after bronco flips over in car crash,0
heartbroken locals hold candlelight vigil for taco bell that burned down,0
women's soccer star says u.s. team is 'fighting for bigger picture' equality,0
winneshiek county stadium indeed ready to rock,1
"film about little guy battling huge, morally bankrupt organization made by huge, morally bankrupt organization",1
video shows london marathoner helping fellow runner over finish line,0
eagles of death metal singer does groveling 180 on 'pathetic' parkland survivors,0
embittered raisin won't shut up about how it could have been wine,1
nyse admits: this is all make believe,1
blender left on to keep cat company,1
u.s. military defends controversial decision to test kilauea volcano on hawaiian civilians,1
departing employee not quite important enough for send-off,1
commercial blasted for product placement,1
wonder woman save us all,0
nation's grandmothers swept up in textile-messaging craze,1
study: major shift in media landscape occurs every 6 seconds,1
syrian refugees are among the obamas' state of the union guests,0
man charged after found with rosie o'donnell's daughter chelsea,0
highly touted terrorist prospect weighing multiple recruitment offers,1
pet winterized,1
austria's burgenland is full of wildlife and wine,0
longtime residents worry roommate with well-paid job slowly gentrifying apartment,1
australia travel tips: how to get the most out of the smallest continent,0
you have the right to remain obnoxious,0
newspaper front pages usher in uncertainty of new trump era,0
what money for trump's border wall could buy in disaster relief funding,0
study: depression up among teenage girls able to perceive any part of world around them,1
"the news on russia and trump is evolving, but people's opinions are not",0
newly discovered journal entries reveal sacagawea's repeated attempts to ditch lewis and clark,1
"fun-loving, laid-back woman with a bit of a nerdy side joins online dating service",1
subconscious can't wait to turn offhand remark from boss into dream about drowning horse,1
dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon,1
sean spicer claims white house has been 'consistent' on calling travel ban 'a ban',0
khrushchev's granddaughter just compared trump to stalin,0
gop congressman: 'nobody dies because they don't have access to health care',0
disillusioned museum admissions employee doesn't even believe own annual membership pitch anymore,1
bernie sanders endorses tom perriello in virginia's gubernatorial race,0
florist saves abusive relationship,1
the best place to buy designer fall clothes on sale,0
watch: 2014 bet awards performances,0
"are we safer now? yes, but not as much as we could be",0
chili's introduces savory new 200-times-baked potatoes,1
rouhani and reformers wins big in first iran's post-nuclear deal election,0
cranky businessman quieted for entire trip with brightly colored cell phone game,1
nation praying for super nasty luge accident,1
mop used to clean minor spill now permanent addition to living room,1
7 lies about lgbt musicians we need to stop telling immediately,0
nicolas cage helps raise awareness about missing ohio teen,0
gym adds big heavy pull thing in corner,1
netflix receives 10 emmy nominations for season 4 of 'wings',1
"onion social denies rising global temperatures linked to 50,000 coal plants running round the clock to power site",1
pan left to soak now predates all current roommates,1
gondolier ordered to follow that gondola,1
lottery winner burns money in faces of poor children,1
romney goes after obama with powerpoint presentation,0
aaa member pulled first from car crash,1
finding comfort in numbers,0
an open letter on behalf of undocumented immigrants,0
donald trump gets brutally mocked over latest white house ousting,0
angela merkel supports partial burka and niqab ban in germany,0
christopher cross finally reaches mexican border,1
björk spotted leaving nightclub with mysterious firefly trapped inside bubble,1
donald trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants 'to be determined': aide,0
"clinton campaign touts children's health law, but obamacare is her legacy too",0
man wearing sunglasses upside down on back of head still recovering from paul walker's death,1
man worried any crazy person could get hands on congressional seat,1
stressed out at work? here's how to find your center with just 3 minutes of breathing,0
earliest known t-shirt found,1
recovery expressions that blew my mind,0
trevor noah: 'moms are just like superheroes without the capes',0
6 content marketing strategies you probably aren't trying yet,0
flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314,1
the pope and the politics of hope,0
"idf soldier recounts harrowing, heroic war story of killing 8-month-old child",1
beekeeper wishes he understood women like he understands bees,1
"lebron james took 5,000 kids to a theme park in the name of education",0
picasso's nude portrait of a pubescent girl sells for $115 million against backdrop of me too,0
voter nostalgically looks back at time he was uninformed about candidates,1
spawn of satan a failure in father's eyes,1
the bottom line: china miéville's 'this census-taker',0
scientific research just won a huge victory in the age of trump. here's how.,0
senator moved to tears after reading constituent's heartfelt check,1
ex-prosecutor accused of wiretapping married cop she wanted to romance,0
"report: employers created 40,000 new jobs for existing employees last month",1
the odd couple in today's office:  millennials reverse mentor baby boomers,0
congress may actually do something on criminal justice reform,0
former mormon missionary center leader accused of sexual assault,0
banning one racist fan doesn't fix red sox racism,0
are you selfish or self-responsible?,0
"ten years later, it's still gut-wrenching to look back at katrina footage",0
lindsey graham got 800 on his sats and won't stop talking about his bad grades,0
bo obama addresses graduates of dayton obedience school,1
carl paladino's racist remarks could be the final straw for his hometown,0
stealth trans houdini in the men's locker room,0
"sleeping man flanked by laptop, phone, earbuds like egyptian pharaoh buried with all his treasures",1
7-eleven shareholders approve sale of busch light six-pack,1
"health experts recommend standing up at desk, leaving office, never coming back",1
everything you need to know about how stress affects your skin,0
"our final oscar predictions, plus who should actually win at sunday's awards",0
the man and art behind andy warhol's silver factory,0
man takes free thing he doesn't want,1
teacher who dedicates life to students total fucking bitch,1
15 photos of hot dudes supporting bernie sanders to make you #feelthebern,0
hershey's announces it's all out of candy,1
the time i came out to my grandmother and she didn't die,0
woman assures friend she has blackouts from drinking all the time,1
real-life twist endings no one saw coming -- no one!,0
guinea pig returned for store credit,1
pentagon to surround self with pentagon decoys,1
"vicious, man-eating carnivores on decline in arctic",1
"two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid",0
congressman fucks own wife out of political necessity,1
"anti-vaxxers, climate deniers and fear in the age of uncertainty",0
why eva longoria will never run for public office,0
australian politician proposes to partner during same-sex marriage debate,0
disheartened man expected at least one text while checking phone after flight,1
nation letting itself have few moments of celebration before returning to horrifying reality of violent extremism,1
some alzheimer's risk factors may be controllable,0
sudanese elephant trying to forget,1
a drug company is putting work-life balance before profit. cool.,0
new documentary reveals seaworld forced orca whales to perform nude,1
biggest mistake of life dressed up as pumpkin,1
delta airlines is showing 'carol' with same-sex kissing edited out,0
bush torture defender suggests obama should be impeached over bergdahl,0
how 'to wong foo' paved the way for the 'drag race' phenomenon,0
shocking biblical study reveals methushael did not beget lamech,1
fans erupt over fate of elias koteas' olinsky on 'chicago p.d.',0
david allan coe waiting outside to kick your ass,1
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"gentrification rolls on in dallas, but will it grow up?",0
mar-a-lago assistant manager wondering if anyone coming to collect nuclear briefcase from lost and found,1
asshole even shoots pool like an asshole,1
stolen moment of the week: brett davis and sally burtnick,0
man who actually needs grey poupon unable to bring self to ask,1
san andreas' kills at the box office,0
cops attempt to unlock phone of man they killed using his finger,0
man only buys products made right here in the usa by cheap immigrant labor,1
x's and o's: america's obsession with football at berkeley rep,0
westboro baptist church not really sure why they're picketing allan arbus' funeral,1
the day she let her son wait in the car,0
"leslie allen merritt jr., suspect in phoenix freeway shootings, says he is 'wrong guy'",0
fbi deputy director touched by heavily redacted farewell card from bureau coworkers,1
here are your 2017 emmy award winners,0
horrible pack of theme-restaurant waitresses alerted of patron's birthday,1
firebrand john mccain demands immediate investigation into why he remaining complicit,1
thomas edison invents marketing other people's ideas,1
4 billion years of evolution unable to prevent area man from drooling on self,1
lindsey graham booed at town hall for supporting neil gorsuch,0
bye bye,0
motor trend car of year stripped of title after appearing as hot rod centerfold,1
dear blue bear (you s.o.b),0
new yorker accused of hate crime in attack on asian man while yelling 'white power',0
what?! fish can't be organic?,0
staples brings on extra staff to sit around and do nothing for busy back-to-school season,1
report: 96% of nation's smut consumed by filthiest 1%,1
gop senator still thinks efforts to end housing discrimination fueled financial crisis,0
incredible new year's celebrations around the world,0
why email is microsoft's secret weapon,0
midlife sex: myths vs. reality,0
"ohio state fair accident caused by 'excessive corrosion,' ride manufacturer says",0
"say goodbye to twitter eggs, not trolls",0
who defines president trump?,0
"jim davis, guy who does 'heathcliff' get together for annual lunch to discuss doing cat cartoons",1
cheetos social media team arguing over whether tweet in chester cheetah's voice,1
michelle obama renovates van buren workout room,1
empty yogurt cup completes tableau of used food containers on single man's windowsill,1
butterfly under immense pressure not to fuck up timeline with misplaced wing flap,1
fbi might withhold secret method of unlocking iphone from apple,0
read the full text of bernie sanders' 2016 democratic national convention speech,0
"vacationing uncle posts terse, emotionless facebook update from cruise ship",1
eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people',0
wedding strains relationship to breaking point,1
seaworld responds to california drought by draining animal tanks halfway,1
gop leaders move goalposts on opposing trump to him being filmed masturbating on u.s. flag in arlington cemetery,1
magnanimous banker hires occupy wall street protesters,1
"roy moore tries, fails to heckle jimmy kimmel",0
hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine,0
salad rendered unhealthy in three steps,1
miley cyrus and other celebs start 2015 with a kiss,0
blender left on to keep cat company,1
patrick stewart looks distraught in hideous musical christmas hat,0
democratic response to trump speech highlights party's struggle moving forward,0
grandparents' super sweet birthday serenade will make you tear up,0
photo of masked gunman released,1
interior department aims to slice section from endangered species act,0
how the traditional nylon toothbrush may be causing your gums to disappear,0
styrofoam coffee cup from omaha excited to finally see pacific ocean,1
genetically modified broccoli shrieks benefits at shopper,1
i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality,0
mass die-off of dolphins directly linked to deepwater horizon spill,0
"the rich will hashtag even more pricey scarves, if trump gets his way",0
area man misses rental car,1
soda nearing room temperature,1
tampons and death threats: tackling transphobia and the period taboo,0
90 percent of americans now wearing laminated id badges,1
32-year-old still not entirely sure where body stands with lactose,1
this women pulled out all the stops to land her dream job,0
personal philosophy stolen from martin luther king jr.,1
protecting the southeast side and all of chicago,0
this is how to locate lost life insurance policies,0
burmese python just as freaked out that it's swallowing entire toddler,1
the king of credit card fraud,0
obama administration facing more opposition to atlantic drilling plans,0
the costs of war -- at home,0
best of abu dhabi: aditya vikram sengupta's labour of love,0
area woman almost imagines taste of peppermint mocha on tongue but stops herself,1
parent now just typing 4-year-old child's every word verbatim throughout day as facebook post,1
the counterintuitive reason you shouldn't say 'sorry',0
politicians bash donald trump over use of 'pocahontas' slur at navajo event,0
charlie rose presses self about sexual harassment allegations in tense charlie rose interview,1
bird arthritis epidemic largely ignored,1
another boxing hall of fame induction ends with everyone punching each other,1
salmonella is on the rise because people won't stop cuddling their chickens,0
how much does trump actually work at mar-a-lago? maybe not so much,0
the swimsuit guide no woman should have to read,0
fda recommends at least 3 servings of foods with word 'fruit' on box,1
this is all the advice you need for surviving hardship,0
how the obama administration is making it harder to shed student debt,0
boy calls 911 to ask deputies over for family's thanksgiving dinner,0
noisy upstairs neighbors wake man at 3 p.m.,1
chris christie: watercolor memories of a candidacy that 'peaked too soon',0
pilot tells passengers he's about to try something,1
protesters ejected from donald trump rally after holding up pocket constitutions,0
seth meyers dubs donald trump the 'tiger woods of hypocrisy' over his golfing,0
uninsured rate down way more in states that embraced obamacare,0
nation shocked anyone would want to purchase media company,1
"family knows not to interrupt dad while he's skimming pool, listening to orioles radio broadcast",1
partygoer rolls a couple of fat burritos to pass around,1
second texas judge leaves the republican party in the age of donald trump,0
hundreds in hollywood protest rampant sexual misconduct,0
how to future proof your workplace,0
the soul's ingredients: the secret to summoning your soulmate,0
the milestone i wasn't ready for,0
deputy attorney general's wife cracks down on pornography,1
hippocratic oath under review by hmo board,1
did trump collude with russia or obstruct justice? probably both,0
boehner hoping to remain leader of republican parties,1
taylor swift enters alternate universe to date body-building george harrison,1
trump told friends 'you all just got a lot richer' from tax bill: report,0
crestfallen 'game of thrones' fans starting to realize series never going to show dragons fucking,1
federal judge pencils blocking trump's unconstitutional executive orders into monthly schedule,1
historical archives: john jameson's miracle concoction,1
jon stewart goes off about donald trump's response to neo-nazis,0
man sets unsustainable precedent of saying hello to coworker every morning,1
area man could have made same meal at home but worse,1
senate bill aims to lock hackers out of connected cars,0
bride gives dying father the best gift a daughter could give,0
drunken man careens wildly across internet,1
u.n. security council condemns north korea after rocket launch,0
screwball jim nabors goofs up again by marrying man,1
immigration backlash at the heart of british push to leave the e.u.,0
coach's super profound words: 'ballers make plays. dudes are dudes.',0
"a little gay jewish boy: ""life is a cabaret?""",0
what's left of pamela anderson married again,1
employee's loyalty garners ceo's contempt,1
paula broadwell crashing on petraeus family's couch until sex scandal blows over,1
"when politicians struggle to find a pathway to peace, business must step it up",0
bill cosby defamation suit adds four more women,0
moderator asks candidates to be specific when describing hellscape country will become if they not elected,1
these stunning older celebs ruled the oscars red carpet,0
vocalist leaves journey tribute band over creative differences,1
lunchbox mostly medications,1
sarah huckabee sanders unable to answer any questions about administration after signing non-disclosure agreement,1
big eyes' is about the 'most quiet feminist you've ever met',0
politicians call for schneiderman to resign over physical abuse allegations,0
"trump is telling ""jokes,"" but nobody's laughing",0
9 signs you're winning at the grandparenting game,0
family not appreciably enriched by trip to mount rushmore,1
surge soda again sells out on amazon,0
syrian rebels shell aleppo after withdrawal,0
gop congresswoman questions the need for government-funded research on gun violence,0
spilled milk: dishing daphne,0
presidential primaries,0
4 high-level languages for front-end developers,0
aol instant messenger to sign off forever after 20 years,0
two americas for lgbt people,0
top entrepreneurial business lessons i've learned,0
addressing spiritual bullying: a faith fable,0
a 'sweet valley high' reboot is not totally out of the question,0
16 days of activism: combating the global scourge of child marriage,0
nelson mandela celebrates 94th birthday in prison after violating parole,1
study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail,1
"donald trump thinks roger goodell is 'weak,' 'stupid' and a 'dope'",0
grown man refers to map at beginning of novel to find out where ruined castle of arnoth is located,1
keebler expands line of residence-themed crackers,1
leaked cables contradict clinton's claims on tpp trade agreement,0
stop sign taking forever to change,1
child blissfully unaware of motel swimming pool's sordid past,1
breaking: 'the onion' in kill range of boston bomber suspect,1
air traffic controller likes pattern he has going,1
the importance of staring out the window,0
powerball ticket sold with all winning numbers in $421 million jackpot,0
comedians highlight the crazy things women go through to get an abortion,0
congress reassures nervous zuckerberg they won't actually do anything about this,1
"father kills 2-year-old boy and takes own life after 18-hour standoff, police say",0
a look at brooke shields' life and career as the star turns 50,0
dutch anti-defamation league closes,1
pope wraps up south american tour with visit to banado norte slum,0
bon appétit denies allegations that they responsible for millions of pro-quiche twitter bots,1
hydra decides to see doctor about painful ingrown head,1
the big education races to watch on election day,0
the latest law second-guessing a woman's right to control her own body,0
reporter for high school newspaper most professional journalist in nation,1
"no more adult conversations, prayers or moments of silence",0
limbaugh says drug addiction a remnant of clinton administration,1
9 addictive ya reads,0
moral tacked onto end of man's life,1
why i'm still #teamlogan even after the 'gilmore girls' revival,0
frustrated employee no longer even trying to hide gre study books,1
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young performer jade pettyjohn of nickelodeon's school of rock is in new film with katee sackhoff,0
warrantless surveillance bill to protect nation by creating dozens of future whistleblowers,1
"girl gone wild actually just regular girl, only more insecure and drunk",1
vcr fast-forwarded with toe,1
kennedy space center displays suit worn by buzz aldrin while lobbying for nasa funding,1
new netflix gas lets users inhale multiple seasons of tv shows,1
how really bad cgi almost ruined '80s disney horror flick 'watcher in the woods',0
the hollywood boys' club that supports casey affleck is a total disgrace,0
this accused 'mainsplainer' is attacked for defending alleged victims,0
"earth day project collecting 1 million different sounds from our beautiful, bustling planet",0
documentary a scathing indictment of director's filmmaking skills,1
"sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can",1
"enormous, humongous march trade deficit creating jobs elsewhere",0
"i'll make those bastards pay,' teary-eyed mueller whispers into locket containing photo of james comey",1
jewel organizes 'save the unicorns' benefit,1
these are the only 5 shoes you need in your closet this fall,0
12-year-old's christmas list demonstrates heartbreaking awareness of family's financial predicament,1
queen elizabeth ii's christmas message: 'light shines in the darkness',0
police assure residents kidnapping was only one of those custody-related ones,1
nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state,0
exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year,1
why america demonizes its teachers,0
"cure for cancer only 10 years away, announce scientists who work better under a deadline",1
israeli government found to be in league with jewry,1
"expendables 3' cast requests to be paid in steroids, meat",1
mötley crüe signs sexual-harassment guarantee,1
why i couldn't let breastfeeding go,0
check out these exhausted olympians at the end of the decathlon,0
trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe',1
"area ceo likes to think of family as small, close-knit business",1
cybersecurity lessons from nba mvps lebron james and stephen curry,0
12 clever summer party ideas for people who are sick of bbqs,0
bernie sanders tells donald trump: stop talking about bill clinton's sex life,0
wal-mart executives kind of weirded out by town not putting up any resistance to store opening,1
chris rock and dave chappelle did a surprise stand-up set together this weekend,0
man with widely circulated penis pictures not the most humiliated person at podium,1
woman injured in hostile makeover,1
cruise ship sound system reports widespread feeling of hot hot hot,1
84 great danes rescued in new hampshire in 'worst' squalor,0
marilu henner named u.s. secretary of mid-level talent,1
8 crazy things that happen to your body when you have tons of sex,0
"gm announces money saved from layoffs to fund massive investment in lake homes, private jets",1
"more than 160,000 evacuated from worst-ever floods in malaysia",0
u.s. will no longer punish families of hostages for paying ransom,0
sharon tate's sister rips 'tacky' hilary duff film about manson family murder,0
drone places fresh kill on steps of white house,1
usa today crossword puzzle grants false sense of intelligence,1
"half of nation outraged at new, not-yet-released michael moore film",1
sears gold card holder pushing weight around area sears,1
134-year-old man attributes longevity to typographical error,1
dr. scholl's introduces line of sexy lace insoles,1
cops accused of racism after detaining black man over 'vegetation',0
bb and me: emotional intelligence,0
disturbing ad shows how trump is teaching students to hate,0
inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?,0
the first 'rogue one' trailer is a 'star wars' nerd's dream,0
this woman may be the world's proudest grandma,0
spurs coach gregg popovich rips 'game show' president,0
tim kaine found riding conveyor belt during factory campaign stop,1
puerto rico loses it as monica puig wins island's first-ever olympic gold,0
trump campaign ceo steve bannon failed to properly pay taxes for several years,0
email from mom sent at 5:32 a.m.,1
the republican obamacare dilemma in one 6-minute video,0
miley cyrus' bangerz tour is coming to your living room tonight,0
panicking taylor swift realizes it too late to call off assassination after katy perry makes peace offering,1
14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans,0
experts warn transitioning too quickly from work to vacation could cause decompression sickness,1
joe biden's decision not to run followed rampant media speculation that he would,0
mitch mcconnell reminds senators that they'll have to make up government shutdown days at end of year,1
7-year-old loses respect for shrek after seeing him in burger king commercial,1
why happy hours may soon replace early bird specials,0
old lady at parade flapping little american flag like a motherfucker,1
obamacare benefits plenty of people in states donald trump won,0
ferguson police chief: darren wilson did not know michael brown was suspect in 'strong-armed' robbery,0
businesses training to be alzheimer's friendly,0
friday talking points -- a fool's paradise,0
do you have the courage to save your life? angelina jolie shows how you can,0
nation's math teachers introduce 27 new trig functions,1
pregnant woman glows with rage,1
nation suspects leads in local high school play may be dating,1
the first trailer for abc's menéndez brothers documentary treats murderers like rock stars,0
biden co-presents best new starlet award with shyla stylez at 2015 avn adult movie awards show,1
"when trump goes low, latinos go high",0
winner didn't even know it was pie-eating contest,1
ted cruz boldly declares nation not deserving of better candidate,1
cat on the skylight is a true delight,0
town proud of water tower,1
exclusive promo hints stephen colbert will unleash on trump in live election show,0
these drag superstars are searching for the world's first drag supermonster,0
"woman admits stealing cop car, speeding off while handcuffed",0
body-slam' candidate greg gianforte gets slammed himself in scorching new memes,0
"ex-boyfriend hopes to still be terrible, incompatible friends",1
study: universe actually shrunk by about 19 inches last year,1
"mars lander staggers into nasa headquarters drunk, broke",1
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dormant supervolcano underneath yellowstone figures now as good a time as any,1
huckabee sanders repeatedly insists that president's footprints created the great lakes,1
weird coworker apparently likes walking two miles to work every day,1
sudden death of aunt creates rupture in family gossip pipeline,1
former tennessee judge allegedly voided traffic fines in exchange for sex,0
couple discovers shop that sells cakes,1
turkish man kiss you,1
demoted cop unsure why desk job considered punishment,1
sick dog who was to be euthanized gets diagnosed just in time,0
men face up to 200 years in prison for gay sex trafficking,0
nation surprised it took so long for primaries to weed out candidate with genuine principles,1
viagra giving hope to thousands of struggling stand-up comedians,1
"being a facebook wallflower isn't good for you, the social site says",0
deputy interior secretary met with lobbyist for a casino his former firm also represents,0
new carl's jr. bedtime burger designed to be eaten while asleep,1
supportive parents encourage child's interests in anything within 15-minute drive,1
entertainment writer has knack for making complex pop culture concepts accessible to lay readers,1
magic-markered initials fail to deter breakroom rice-cake thief,1
hong kong chooses new beijing-backed leader amid political tensions,0
why dave brandon won't be michigan's athletic director next year,0
laid-off hostess employee forced to look for creme-injecting job elsewhere,1
5 essential lists to make before the end of this year,0
midwestern tornado destroys 4 world's largest objects,1
"from cave painters to cassoulet: a trip to southwest france 100,000 years in the making",0
man wearing m&m jacket apparently made in god's image,1
libyan rebels still working full-time at other jobs,1
valiant fact-checkers once again save american political system from descending into corruption,1
melania's staff asks for privacy from president while she recuperates,1
fda confirms psilocybin reduces risk of mindlessly following society's rules like fucking lemming,1
petsmart introduces heart-shaped puppy for valentine's day,1
love letter made longer by increasing margins,1
"dogs smell grandma's scent, set off on quest to find her",0
"dozens of leads, no arrests in ferguson police shooting",0
horse-race announcer clearly had money on 'little dancer',1
newborn soothed by familiar sound of parents' bickering,1
dan savage takes on ann coulter over transgender bathroom rights,0
this is how your grocery store is tricking you into spending more money,0
jeff sessions opposes bipartisan drug sentencing reform bill,0
"move over rosé, blue wine is now on the market",0
jam session interview: caroline dowd-higgins,0
texas high school coach allegedly told black students 'i'm going to hang you in that tree',0
cop grudgingly admits suspect is the best goddamn pedophile he's seen in 30 years on the force,1
finger-quotes lady now doing hand parentheses,1
man flirting with girl at party can't wait to be informed she has boyfriend,1
elementary schooler clearly just learned to swear,1
harper's index: percentage of harper's readers who only read index: 98,1
"house investigates flint water crisis, but the governor isn't on the invite list",0
the power of words: a letter from the psych ward,0
area man crawling on ground like pig to plug macbook power cord behind desk,1
historic senator robert byrd imploded in controlled demolition,1
best news ever: drinking champagne keeps your mind sharp: science,0
putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin,1
young mom earns $50 million while caring for two children,0
dad from 2150 can't get enough iraq war documentaries,1
this black woman is turning the white investing world on its head,0
"hillary unleashes, while ivanka keeps quiet",0
"fresh off the boat' kid stars talk lunar new year, immigrant roots",0
raving maniac just saying what everyone wants to hear,1
miss america called before u.n. council for not promoting enough world peace,1
caitlyn jenner's transition is far from average:  why that matters,0
the royal baby is due any day now — but when? we investigate.,0
the 'g word' project maps hundreds of gender stories,0
"by letting go of perfection, i found my strength as a mother",0
price of gas rises to four expletives per gallon,1
trump suggests he could handle press briefings instead of sean spicer,0
new bailiff tired of hearing how old bailiff did things,1
an open letter to president trump on anti-semitism,0
which celebrities share your astrological sign?,0
hair weave shaved off,1
steve bannon slurps still-twitching tail into mouth before giving opinion on syria,1
nation's older brothers recommend not being such a little bitch,1
angelina jolie refutes vanity fair's portrayal of controversial auditions,0
these simple tricks will make it way easier to work from home,0
grandmother proud to have lived long enough to see first viable female candidate torn apart,1
the middle's' brock ciarlelli on the power of treating being gay as 'no big deal',0
paul ryan wondering if he should have told romney about this guy he's dating,1
pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash,0
french authorities hunt for 8th suspect after discovering alleged getaway car,0
scientists develop new extra-sloppy peach,1
over 60 dead after suicide bomber targets mourners in front of pakistan hospital,0
paramount executive snaps up script that begins with studio logo fading into establishing shot of actual mountain,1
camel cash gaining strength against the dollar,1
area man realizes he's not the cool uncle,1
kate hudson's matthew mcconaughey impression is spot on,0
james cameron cried the first time he heard james horner's 'titanic' theme,0
"cleveland, ohio is a magical place",0
standards lowered for second search through fridge,1
"study: how long you wait to see a doctor is linked to race, employment",0
demoted cop unsure why desk job considered punishment,1
"whale regrets eating 290,000 plastic poker chips that fell off container ship",1
syrian man kept up all night by neighbors dying,1
two years after sandy: addressing the emotional needs of survivors,0
compassionate fisherman doesn't have heart to throw trout back into incredibly polluted lake,1
this is what the most annoying co-workers have in common,0
6 ways to overcome a life challenge,0
can caribbean cricket get its (political) groove back?,0
bill gates spends $56 million on amazon in one night,1
how a nyc gay couple came to forgive the man who attacked them,0
"popeye decries mideast bombings; 'dese bombinks is disgustipating,' says sailor man",1
death to shoppers? al-shabaab and the fracturing of international jihadism,0
"tom gilbert, actor who portrays tv's regis philbin, to leave 'regis & kelly' show",1
"rip, ms paint",0
"report: trump bans 'transgender,' 'fetus,' 'science-based' from cdc documents",0
missouri bill redefines hot lobbyist-on-lawmaker action as a 'gift',0
donald trump channels the ghost of richard nixon,0
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dorm room decorated with empty bottles of adderall,1
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"paul ryan reverses course, accepts house chaplain rescinding resignation",0
why we won't be participating in black friday,0
a mild-mannered woman from washington is the democrats' deadliest weapon,0
conservatives start spending to block obama supreme court nominee,0
gwen stefani teases possible no doubt album,0
personal philosophy stolen from martin luther king jr.,1
scientists warn ionosphere one top-40 hit away from exploding,1
ecstatic american indians praise 'the lone ranger',1
radio host pranks the $%#& out of co-host,0
what's really lurking in those pedicure tubs?,0
spanish authorities ask anyone with information about curbing endless cycle of nihilistic violence to come forward,1
gay kid excited to be made fun of for second thing,1
all the proof you need that katy perry and orlando bloom are still on,0
chicago police department to monitor all interactions with public using new bullet cams,1
sniper school gets to have class on roof today,1
divorcing parents: 10 questions to ask before fighting over the kids,0
"scott bakula turns 43, newspaper reports",1
"frantic, last-second study finds old-fashioned donut better for you than bavarian cream",1
obama downplays fears after supreme court blocks key climate action,0
l.a. school district reaches $88-million settlement in sex misconduct cases at two campuses,0
pederast judge tries 11-year-old as adult,1
these 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor,0
a member of the far-right proud boys menaced a twitter user on his doorstep,0
melania's heart sinks after realizing husband uses pet name 'horseface' for every woman he fucks,1
child running around house in bathing suit has no immediate plans to visit body of water,1
the most standout looks from black stars on the oscars red carpet,0
woman forced to do some detective work after obituary for dead classmate leaves off cause of death,1
a small request for mother's day,0
woman who claims book changed her life has not changed,1
towels across water park lounge chairs mark family's ironclad claim,1
12 habits of genuine people,0
man's heart stops as speaker asks audience to turn to person next to them,1
ted cruz applauds iowa couple who refused to host a same-sex wedding,0
hertz introduces short-term rental for just driving around to clear head,1
2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand,0
"playing an aspiring rapper in 'patti cake$,' danielle macdonald is summer's breakout star",0
james holmes shows up to court wearing glasses with eyeballs dangling out on springs,1
"pathetic, washed-up rock star on fifth decade of doing exactly what he always wanted",1
"mega millions winner announces plans to lose touch with who they really are, become lost in soulless, gilded catacombs of sudden unearned wealth",1
"vice gearing up for nightly hbo show with new hires, moves",0
of course sean spicer's goodbye email contained a typo,0
local woman has story about how she got these shoes,1
bad to the bone to be used in film,1
what love is not: 11 truths i want my sons to know on valentine's day,0
irish nun shows off silky soccer skills in heavenly kickabout with cop,0
inflatable chair's novelty wears off,1
federal judge pencils blocking trump's unconstitutional executive orders into monthly schedule,1
this is what it feels like to lose to donald trump,0
"drew droege is sassy, sloshed and single in a hilarious new play",0
maría tomás-keegan's gps guide for lifting yourself up,0
theresa may puts on headphones to hear english translation of trump's address,1
lisa turtle looks very different these days,0
donald trump makes dubious claim about inauguration singer jackie evancho,0
justin timberlake pulling panicked all-nighter after realizing new album due tomorrow,1
"with greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe",0
"tempurapedic unveils new line of extra-crispy, deep-fried mattresses",1
michael bolton singing john bolton's scary words about war is almost soothing,0
"one year later, arizona real estate investor still missing",0
questions we ask when raising black boys in america,0
cdc abruptly canceled a long-planned climate summit days before trump became president,0
world cup boosts iran's image and highlights political sports battles,0
black-backed jackals seek asylum in wildlife preserve as preventative measure,1
the first reviews of 'mockingjay' are here,0
human rights for hindus remains elusive in some parts of the world,0
protesters descend on ice san francisco headquarters after immigration raids,0
caitlyn jenner calls out jimmy kimmel for jokes about her transition,0
walgreens to begin keeping most valuable employees behind glass,1
"wall street firm develops new high-speed algorithm capable of performing over 10,000 ethical violations per second",1
lin-manuel miranda's childhood letters are way too real for people who hated summer camp,0
sperm bank manager takes wealthy couple to secret back freezer where the real good stuff is stored,1
virulent strain of soy flu traced to single tofurkey,1
"boeing unveils 40,000-foot emergency slide",1
"miley cyrus and liam hemsworth smooch on nye, and the world notices",0
"in trump's america, we must all become journalists",0
barack obama skewers donald trump for losing his twitter access,0
in venezuela: it's time to consider new options,0
barbra streisand says it was 'heartbreaking' to see hillary clinton lose the election,0
the same-sex marriage decision: what to make of the dissenters,0
"romney comes clean, admits he made $32 trillion in 2006",1
vain galápagos tortoise trying to pass for 90,1
mom figures it about time to sit down adolescent daughter and explain how weight watchers points work,1
person sitting in parked car at 2:00 a.m. probably upstanding member of community,1
unclear why stagehand wrote heartfelt little notes to everyone in cast,1
"something to vote for on november 8, 2016:          elect 279 candidates on election day and the united states leads the world in fighting climate change!",0
pat robertson says he's against vaccination mandates,0
doctors in puerto rico face mounting medical crisis in maria's wake,0
3 ways to boost your empathy,0
kleenex box inadequately covered,1
humanizing detail tacked onto end of new board member's bio,1
universe ends as god wakes up next to suzanne pleshette,1
world's luminaries crowd around 'time' 100 list posted on editor's door,1
8th grader caked in makeup probably really confident,1
more cities providing bins for materials that look recyclable,1
"eleven-year-old has miniskirt, pumps, vague notion of what sex is",1
depressed cat just going through motions of destroying couch,1
"anarchists rise up, move to different cafeteria table",1
bowling birthday party enters 5th agonizing hour,1
mcdonald's birthday party to be happiest time in child's life,1
report: 50% of heaven's population just assholes who begged for forgiveness at last second,1
bitter concession speeches the only things americans looking forward to in upcoming midterms,1
congressman lets his guitar do the talking,1
eric cantor pressuring wife to try new political position,1
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the importance of vision,0
the fastest-growing refugee crisis is the one you've probably heard the least about,0
mitch mcconnell: 'i didn't think president trump had a chance of winning',0
man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him,1
passersby can't help but stare at woman's huge kids,1
tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre,0
report: 99% of employees would use boss as human shield in event of workplace attack,1
rnc taps dennis hastert to lead new youth outreach program,1
the currys' nursery for their second baby is freaking adorable,0
"man fishes for legendary, elusive compliment",1
a reality show about marshawn lynch is coming to facebook,0
is your christmas present spying on you?,0
so we might not be getting more prince music after all,0
robert duvall says he might vote third party in 2016,0
"wealthy, famous individual described as 'totally down-to-earth' by thousands of acquaintances, all of whom are lying",1
6 steps to help you genuinely forgive even the unforgivable,0
more realistic meat substitute made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions,1
"15,000 foreign fighters have joined extremist groups in iraq and syria. here's why they went",0
live updates on hurricane harvey's aftermath,0
jake tapper grills kellyanne conway: i'd like trump to stop lying,0
that same guy with the glasses at every rock show,1
dick morris: border crisis could 'wipe out' democrats,0
historical archives: humor in shackles,1
conversation with boss puts man an hour behind,1
reflecting on the aids epidemic this gay men's health crisis founders' day,0
how nice of dr. luke to now let kesha perform at the billboard music awards,0
norway pledges $10 million to counter trump's global anti-abortion move,0
podcast review: no such thing as a fish,0
iowa board of tourism launches 'des moines is des perate' campaign,1
"from atop the government, trump takes care of 'friends'",0
time is 'running out' as great barrier reef hit by another mass bleaching,0
the assassination of democracy: a death of a thousand cuts,0
will your foundation pass inspection?,0
how will america respond to cold war ii?,0
el salvador is on track to become world homicide leader,0
inside amazon: wrestling big ideas in a bruising workplace,0
toddler just looking for sensible mid-range tricycle,1
former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video,0
bus rider acting like fight not happening 4 feet away,1
akon says his bid to restore puerto rico's power was rejected,0
oxfam: 'your donation will help us protect impoverished girls from our employees',1
airbnb user loves how easy website makes it to ejaculate in stranger's sink,1
how to get your engagement ring properly insured,0
montana judge targeted for impeachment for 60-day incest rape sentence,0
this stylish kid will teach you how to wear a suit,0
app allows users to help save migrants crossing mediterranean,0
"wild, rutting animals pour onto prom dance floor",1
activists to deliver 'spines' to chuck schumer to protest cabinet confirmations,0
this site lets parents easily show their kids how to give back,0
birthday card for david axelrod circling around afghan war meeting,1
eric stonestreet and sarah hyland toast 200th episode of 'modern family' with a sweet kiss,0
"the abcs of parenting today, with a hipster twist",0
hair salon acquires rare nagel print,1
bush has one of those days where he feels like 68 percent of people hate him,1
the extraordinary life of a flight paramedic in the canadian arctic,0
area sorority girl concerned about war and stuff,1
this obviously aliens' first abduction,1
national forest service recommends campers tie up their food to avoid attracting other visitors,1
the wire' cast reunited in baltimore to uplift community,0
spanx introduces new shapewear hood to smooth unsightly heads,1
democrats score special election upset in wisconsin gop stronghold,0
disgruntled liberals publishing at furious pace,1
that's what host of 'showtime at the apollo' talking about,1
taylor swift teases 'i don't wanna live forever' music video with zayn (update),0
pope francis pardons those who dodged the draft during crusades,1
pope francis attends outdoor mass in cutoff denim vestments,1
everything you need to know about the bad democratic turnout numbers,0
nation's men holding acoustic guitars announce plan to idly strum while you try to talk to them,1
20 struggles every tall girl knows to be true,0
bernie sanders slams trump: 'that kind of crap is not going to work in the united states',0
"the sometimes-gross, non-sexual intimacy of female friendships",0
prison escapee appears in court,0
man can name all parts of the vagina,1
guy wearing thumb drive around neck wonders if you tried hard reboot,1
man leaves position he would kill for 3 years from now to pursue dream job,1
report: 58% of world's japanese speakers white 23-year-old american males,1
man brings lunch from home to cut down on small joys,1
mike tyson does his best drake impression after seeing 'hotline bling' meme,0
fighting for the rights of colombia's acid attack victims,0
"swing states roughed up by bush, kerry operatives",1
the president show' sends 'trump' to boot camp with transgender soldiers,0
an open letter to graduation speakers,0
months of painstaking practice critiquing celebrity fashion comes down to this for area woman,1
writer michelle theall talks memoir teaching the cat to sit and lgbt issues (audio),0
man huffs keyboard spray after crash as cop watches,0
these storms are just crazy': craft beer brewers feel effects of climate change,0
mark zuckerberg: 'you should be grateful all your incessant oversharing online is actually worth something',1
"beanie baby collection stares at owner with 226 cold, dead eyes",1
charter school advocates play the race card,0
doctors say pope will be infallible for another year at most,1
kind bar ceo admits they just sort of find the bars like that,1
frustrated russian officials struggling to get any policies through dysfunctional trump administration,1
man who actually needs grey poupon unable to bring self to ask,1
mystery toilet flusher turns out to be something pretty scary,0
eddie murphy fucks self for $20 million,1
the onion' wins nobel prize,1
"is tpp a ""living"" document?",0
city of baltimore targeting young professionals with new 'you get used to it' campaign,1
lindsey buckingham goes his own way from fleetwood mac,0
video proves there are no 'routine' traffic stops for black people,0
"outside the rnc, this crisis center is addressing one of our nation's biggest problems",0
overburdened mental health providers thwart police push for drug treatment,0
fda approves new drug for treating pill deficiencies,1
young football players' brains change after one season,0
extinction labels' tell you how your food choices affect wildlife,0
emmanuel macron not sure how to tell billionaires notre dame repair only costs $200,1
buck up. the denver holiday season is upon us,0
russians who hacked dnc reportedly target france's presidential frontrunner,0
dermatologists recommend regularly checking body for screaming demonic face bulging out of skin,1
why i'm going to let my daughter fail math,0
bartender accused of plotting to poison john boehner,0
fiorina spotted in indiana ahead of cruz announcement,0
5 viruses that are scarier than ebola,0
all the cheapest items on wedding registry already purchased,1
4 ways caffeine keeps you from realizing your potential,0
peter dinklage meets the world's worst 'game of thrones' fan in 'saturday night live' promo,0
george r.r. martin promises fans 'the winds of winter' is nearly started,1
supreme court to decide if bush-era officials can be sued for post-9/11 civil rights violations,0
muslim man shot near mosque in texas,0
"syrian rebels, government say new deal in works to secure aleppo evacuation",0
republicans want to defund the commission that fights voting machine hacking,0
confessions of a secret dog stalker,0
report: gross-ass gourd all bumpy and shit,1
first 10 minutes of chess game spent explaining replacement pieces,1
this canadian mega-mall is your new vacation spot,0
former providence mayor buddy cianci dies at 74,0
heroin addict better off than poppy farmer,1
james bond fans concerned after learning new film's shooting locations all in new hampshire,1
2016 was awful for pretty much everything except podcasts,0
dreamcatcher on rearview mirror protects sleeping driver,1
mom keeps sending newspaper clippings about former classmates who have been murdered,1
college administrators hold candlelight vigil to honor donor lost in mishandled rape case,1
why trevor noah thinks hillary clinton will never connect with people,0
lawsuit: trans students made to wear green bracelets to id themselves,0
the scream poster stolen from area dorm room,1
scientists discover perfect little out-of-the-way place,1
is your job search too old-fashioned?,0
"new vcr made by communists, grandpa alleges",1
nation's grandfathers to receive annual shipment of $2 bills from u.s. treasury,1
new apple ceo tim cook: 'i'm thinking printers',1
john kasich rules out 2020 presidential campaign,0
taylor swift threw lorde a celeb-filled birthday party fit for royals,0
five-year-old convinced dinosaur bones are buried in backyard,1
miley cyrus' 'wrecking ball' could be kelly clarkson's best cover yet,0
cosmopolitan offers 15 tips for fattening up for winter,1
huffpollster: indiana's gop primary will be a battle between demographics and economics,0
here's what congress is doing about lead pipes in flint and elsewhere,0
"after careful consideration, bush recommends oil drilling",1
"kfc, midas team up for much-anticipated crossover meal",1
ice cube thrown into sink flies up side like skateboarder shredding half-pipe,1
what's next for jill abramson,0
mark hamill shuts down trump's latest complaint with 3 blistering words,0
friend of friend better friend than friend,1
harvey weinstein is despicable. what about bob?,0
tide of war turns after rumsfeld's inspiring barracks pep talk,1
we deserve better,0
political scientists discover new form of government,1
"clean-shaven, tuxedoed james holmes charms courtroom in latest appearance",1
mindfulness in your 20s: lessons i learned from a hitchhiker,0
researchers observe chimpanzees using pro tools,1
6 times leo and kate made the golden globes completely captivating,0
housekeeper too busy to be sassy,1
child slavery gives area activist something to do with her evenings,1
"americans' respect for police soars to highest point in 50 years, survey finds",0
the return to basics in education. did we ever leave?,0
little karate figures on top of local dojo's trophies all cowering in fear,1
the bold type' creator on tackling sexual assault in the show's hopeful finale,0
nelson mandela evidently thinks world's journalists have nothing better to do than wait around like idiots,1
women's health and undernutrition in the u.s.,0
how marketing leaders can secure a seat in the c-suite,0
hospital paperwork reduces man's reading comprehension to first-grade level,1
creature that craps in box too fancy for dry food,1
i fell in love carrying another man's child,0
11 things ultra-productive people do differently,0
prosecutor tells black congressmembers the war on drugs isn't racist,0
margaret atwood speaks out against anti-abortion legislation in the u.s.,0
nascar logo slowly creeping across u.s.,1
nikki lost 89 pounds: 'any mom will tell you scheduling time to exercise can be very hard',0
chicago thunderstorm storm kills one person after tent collapses,0
danny elfman on the ups and downs of his relationship with tim burton,0
ernie hudson reportedly joins bill murray and dan aykroyd in 'ghostbusters' reboot,0
will content marketing replace traditional sales?,0
making a living ... and a loving,0
gun lobby politicians like bob goodlatte enable social media killers,0
dzhokhar tsarnaev courtside at pacers-heat game,1
secretary of the ulterior clearly vying for better cabinet position,1
local teen would choose gun with night vision laser scope if he joined army,1
how to get the perfect summer body,0
aerial images reveal north korea's secret network of prisons and 're-education' camps,0
roy moore may have been banned from a mall for harassing teen girls in 1980s,0
"letters to california mosques praise donald trump, promise genocide",0
disconcerted woman has no memory of telling dressing room attendant her name,1
michelle obama to dnc: 'after this election you dipshits are on your own',1
kerry washington wows on this week's best-dressed list,0
"argument between grandmas ends in shootout at texas walmart, cops say",0
landmarks turn blue for world autism awareness day,0
obama photographer trolls vladimir putin with the who lyrics,0
freelancer loves being able to barely scrape by livelihood on own schedule,1
don't march if you won't keep walking,0
cultural gems we bet you've never heard of,0
a letter to parents at the start of a new school year,0
rumsfeld wearing same shirt for fourth straight day,1
henry rollins laboriously explains why buying organic is punk rock,1
finding the common thread,0
what a dust devil looks like on mars,0
i am addicted to goodwill,0
deloitte hires accountant after noticing popular tweets of audit calculations,1
afterbirthers demand to see obama's placenta,1
trump and the catholic schism,0
report: some americans may not work in offices,1
dad reaches age where it's no longer enjoyable to make fun of how old he is,1
state bird reconsidered after latest wren attack,1
horse racing tested by the test of the champion,0
jenny slate has the best college story ever,0
alcoholic's plan for turning life around doesn't involve getting sober,1
classically trained actor can talk on cue,1
7-year-old only likes corn,1
donald trump effigies burn across mexico in easter ritual,0
lisa turtle looks very different these days,0
the paradox of addiction,0
everything that's wrong with business in america given promotion,1
louis c.k. sends out epic email annihilating donald trump's candidacy,0
heroic broken sewage pipe floods congress with human waste,1
"art that: a) amuses, b) challenges, c) leaves us in disbelief",0
on poetry awards: figures and questions,0
how do you campaign for your dad in iowa? ask martin o'malley's teenage son.,0
9 personal trainer tips for mastering the weight room,0
bush trying to decide how to spend his tax refund,1
"these folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg",0
"hotel bar really hopping tonight, says hotel bartender",1
report: revolving door gave goldman access to fed secrets,0
the politics of shame and pride,0
death with dignity advocates say most catholic voters support the right to die,0
geithner refuses to come down off capitol dome,1
what you should do if you own a volkswagen that was just recalled,0
"romney makes desperate, last-ditch bid for presidency",1
what the marijuana lobby could offer hillary clinton,0
15 stunning and clever accent chairs your home is missing,0
gentle ben biographer's shocking new book reveals famous bear's 28-pine-marten-a-day habit,1
gazebo underutilized,1
"one down, 999 still to go: building a better approach to business",0
dear critical white scholar and colleague:,0
i am tired of the hypocrisy,0
"pope promises more open, transparent molestation in future",1
woman only willing to learn new things in settings called boot camp,1
truther jihadist wishes al-qaeda had committed 9/11 attacks,1
report: john grisham slowly but surely climbing list of greatest living american authors,1
mindfulness in your 20s: how to use gratitude as fuel for happiness,0
the truth about water as hangover prevention,0
cnn technicians rush to empty wolf blitzer's urine tank midway through election coverage,1
7 diy beauty hacks using pantry staples,0
report: mothers not paying attention to 80% of cool things nation's boys do,1
"airport screening made 70,000 miss american airlines flights this year",0
obamacare repeal possibly going to live on farm upstate,0
man nods knowingly at mechanic,1
skilled sotheby's auctioneer accidentally sells self at auction for $2.5 million,1
chipper coworker must have eaten breakfast like some big shot,1
the kansas city royals love 'trap queen' more than you,0
giving abdul-rahman kassig the last word,0
nurse jackie' star haaz sleiman comes out as gay and a 'total bottom',0
movies that make you want to travel every time you watch them,0
is paul ryan helping to support the white supremacist movement?,0
mississippi brings down yet another national average,1
this 'star wars: the force awakens' visual effects reel is out-of-this-world amazing,0
hanson sweeps 1998 nambla awards,1
new study finds humans shouldn't spend more than 5 consecutive hours together,1
alcoholic recovered,1
princess charlotte has maybe the most fashionable christening ever,0
the best low-calorie mixers to use now,0
presidential debate ignores climate change ... again,0
giants fan visiting philadelphia feels betrayed by bud light ad for eagles,1
"the rise of europe's far-right is 'a wake-up call' for democracy, says turkish novelist",0
schwarzenegger elected first horseman of the apocalypse,1
sleepover guests can only wonder what mysterious delights lie tucked inside off-limits room,1
the death of email,0
man made clear-headed choice to upload series of online videos explaining how to install surround sound speakers,1
details hazy on 'death threats' against epa's scott pruitt,0
call from daycare can't be good,1
the justice department pledge to prosecute white-collar criminals is about to face a major test,0
"apple, taxes, and the social contract of global corporate citizens",0
cell phone stuck in 2-year contract with local man,1
jimmy kimmel accuses clothing company of 'stealing ideas' from his daughter,0
freyda miller: words and deeds,0
clinton: 'fuck this president shit',1
"to avoid disaster in syria, the u.s. should learn from iraq",0
queer dance party to protest 'religious liberty' executive order at white house,0
holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados,0
cool jobs' for baby boomers who want to work in retirement,0
i'll tell them,0
tesla's elon musk is thinking about designing an electric plane,0
update: 'the onion' has halted production on our travel tips video narrated by jeremy piven,1
the lingering ex: social media and break-ups,0
how a paragliding accident completely changed this man's perspective on life,0
muslims respond to hateful protests with voter registration drives,0
ted cruz probably can't save the gop establishment from donald trump,0
radio host hugh hewitt 'inclined' to vote for donald trump after urging him to drop out,0
florida gets four more years of rick scott,0
report: more american children raised by carjackers who didn't realize there was someone in backseat,1
gluten-free quinoa stuffed mushrooms,0
ohio moves to ban abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy,0
the most wtf moments from men's new york fashion week,0
"watch tom hardy sing (yes, sing) about a serial killer in this 'london road' scene",0
super tuesday: live results,0
gunman in federal building shooting got 'raw deal': congressman,0
south china sea: philippines running out of options,0
"this time, michael phelps is asking for katie ledecky's autograph",0
rapper coolio charged with felony firearm possession in los angeles,0
"seemingly shy woman really just stuck-up, friends say",1
"cnn graphic designer asked to combine dollar sign, syringe, fighter jets, panda",1
philippines president calls on civilians to kill drug addicts,0
"when hiring, what problems should i avoid?",0
death penalty and redemption: thoughts on tsarnaev and american christianity,0
unhrc decay needs urgent treatment,0
ben carson to tell supporters he sees 'no path forward' for campaign,0
"if the earth was flat, why haven't the cats pushed everything off by now?'",0
report: now sadly the best time in american history to be black,1
"news roundup for may 31, 2017",0
israeli soldiers open fire on palestinians carrying potentially dangerous injured friends,1
man surveys party for next group to silently stand in,1
disturbing confessions of a costume hoarder,0
my wakeup call from arianna huffington,0
"george r.r. martin announces next book to feature pixies, dracula",1
sounds of air hockey coming from supreme court chambers,1
jimmy kimmel asks people if hillary clinton should be impeached,0
9 entrepreneurship lessons from the mountains,0
why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas?,0
obama: opinions of 'some adviser' are no reflection of affordable care act,0
chuck grassley is keeping details of his iowa events secret to avoid protesters,0
congressman boehner's terror alert skin set back to orange,1
obama under fire for playing t-ball during vietnam,1
why it's important to read every word of every divorce document you sign,0
are made-from-scratch ice cream shops on the rise? we hope so,0
why today's parents have no business giving their kids advice,0
the latest episode in our favorite queer web series for kids is here,0
woman digs excitedly into ingrown hair around bikini line like grave robber pillaging spoils of the dead,1
area nephew a very funny young man,1
defunct 4-year-old sports blog still lurking on internet,1
unreasonable happiness,0
how competent are nonprofit boards in strategic planning?,0
patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions,0
hair salon's 'quiet chair' is a dream for haters of smalltalk,0
5 things men can do to strengthen their relationship,0
man wishes there was some sort of sign he could put on his house to let visitors know he has gone fishing,1
the anti-gay right can't run forever from its history of bigotry,0
conceiving our chosen family,0
north west and penelope disick are the cutest toddler duo around,0
4 crazy-good kebab recipes,0
to your health,0
"foie gras, scallops snuck into opera house",1
mexicans sweeping the nation,1
giving presence this holiday season,0
"as the u.s. stops funding reproductive health services, china should step in",0
reince priebus says it's 'too late' for a new candidate to stop trump,0
senate bully forces legislators to repeatedly pass 'we are huge homos' bill,1
connecticut man visited by being from another time zone,1
"georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else",0
pope leaves detailed instructions for taking care of holy spirit while he out of town,1
parents wish weak-willed daughter would push back against violin lessons just a little,1
rob portman: obama will face 'lawsuits' if he acts alone on immigration,0
"saudi prince flogged in court-ordered punishment, newspaper says",0
nation just goes ahead and decides 'freedom prevails over hate' is lesson of 9/11,1
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
alex jones pleads with sandy hook parents to imagine pain an expensive lawsuit would cause him,1
bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs,0
"cnn headline news reporter unafraid to face the cold, hard factoids",1
employees still have no idea what's going on after attending meeting,1
trump vows to kill 50 years of federal health and safety protections,0
people cannot get over the way trump described frederick douglass,0
new little caesars marketing strategy has employees throw themselves on hoods of passing cars,1
heartless monster walks out of local small business without buying anything,1
glaad to honor any mainstream film that gets one thing right about being gay,1
man eating mcchicken sandwich can tell mcdonald's switched up antibiotics,1
"gop lawmaker, already punished for claiming parents' money as his own, does it again",0
madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics,0
"blowing out birthday candles increases cake bacteria by 1,400 percent",0
redbox debuts new touchscreen in back of kiosk for pornographic features,1
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vending-machine snack fails to deploy,1
breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast,0
the campaign finance game,0
restaurateur david chang is launching a new culture-focused media company,0
reese witherspoon voices disappointment at oscars' astonishing lack of diversity,0
state of the union guests sort of assumed white house would pay for them to get home,1
this is what it's really like out there for female superheroes,0
70 percent of americans in favor of watching iraq get bombed on tv,1
hypnotist looking for gimmick to set him apart from other hypnotists,1
"americans say they're ok with blackface, other offensive costumes",0
jimmy kimmel finally answers the question: is trump 'crazy or just dumb?',0
americans take brief break from waiting on hold with insurance providers to celebrate obamacare ruling,1
lottery winner burns money in faces of poor children,1
whoops! selfie snapper smashes sculpture days after exhibit opens,0
"rare species of frog may hold cure to...ah, never mind, it's extinct",1
area dad off to bad start with waitress,1
amy schumer and her boyfriend hit a home run with hilarious kiss cam appearance,0
polish rapper under fire for use of the word 'polack',1
theater goes nuts as hillary clinton appears in the audience,0
escalating tensions lead trump to shake up inner circle of tv programs,1
"espn reporter michael eaves chokes on a bug, but the show goes on",0
jerry lewis undergoes emergency gefloigel surgery,1
7-year-old transfers friend's obituary onto silly putty for posterity,1
2 guys do laundry for homeless to provide them dignity and clean socks,0
supreme court to hear cases determining whether human beings deserve equal rights,1
why pinterest is totally addictive -- and how to use it to your benefit,0
area client would like a different font,1
report: texting while driving okay if you look up every couple seconds,1
"tai chi, part 1 (video)",0
do serving sizes impact how much you eat?,0
can we briefly talk (honestly) about weddings?,0
report: most couples met on set of 'daredevil',1
epa chief pruitt welcomes delegation of pollution from china,1
"despite iffy reviews, 'batman v superman' takes over box office",0
un chief warns trump not to ditch iran nuclear deal,0
trumplethinskin: a president's day fable,0
"8 awesome (yes, awesome!) things about toddlers",0
"hootie and the blowfish: breaking down racial barriers between black, white pussies",1
canada's inuit fight to save their endangered languages,0
mila kunis and kate mckinnon are the world's worst action heroes in new trailer,0
random people keep giving martin o'malley guitars to play,0
two sisters tell 'heart felt' tale of taking down bad cholesterol,0
donald trump retweets joke about violence toward hillary clinton,0
new photos of kit harington give 'got' fans hope,0
why your happiest day at work was 5 years ago,0
internet's newest mystery involves justin timberlake hooking up with a spice girl,0
beverly whipple: unsung hero of women's rights,0
orca's successful trick rewarded with bucket of ssris,1
what makes for a stable marriage?,0
upset woman forced to re-sigh louder,1
larry kudlow 'leaning' toward senate run in connecticut,0
"is it too late to audition?' asks perfect actor for role, poking head into room just as producers were giving up hope",1
area man suddenly realizes he's the one who's been killing off world's bee population,1
controversial photo-editing app under fire for makeup removal feature,0
earthquakes literally broke hearts in new zealand,0
the amazing things that happened when i started yoga at 85,0
don't press the button: the problem with email and what to do about it,0
trans author: why i don't believe anyone should transition in the public eye,0
the best dive bars to spend st. patrick's day,0
photographer creates awesomely surreal pics of his son,0
kentucky clerk: it's 'impossible' for me to marry gay couples,0
north dakota flooding reminds people of north dakota's existence,1
conversion 'therapy' survivor shares harrowing experience,0
amanda seyfried gave birth to her first child,0
havana's forgotten baseball team played a key role in u.s.-cuba relations,0
pastor always knew agnostic would come crawling back to church for wedding,1
"newtown shooter may have had interest in pedophilia, fbi reveals",0
group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend,0
"you deserve better than the person you're dating,' reports little voice in back of mind",1
you won't be seeing any gallup polls this primary season,0
6 cool things to do in macau,0
verizon and unions reach 'tentative agreement' to end strike,0
clinton campaign launches 'latinos for hillary',0
florida man gets arrested with 'go directly to jail' shirt,0
privacy activists rally to apple's defense over fbi data demand,0
the fellowship of the film,0
"environmental leaders cautious, yet hopeful despite trump's big win",0
woman seems too hot to be riding bus,1
seniors decked out in graduation gear walk halls to inspire younger students,0
game of thrones' actors reveal reading script for zombie battle and realizing they wasted careers,1
dozens of knockoff internets flood market after patent expires,1
trump preemptively tells melania he won't give her a kidney,1
"after learning about homelessness, kind toddler starts donation drive",0
"gym places flowers, white spin bike in spot where soul cyclist killed",1
want to challenge trump on immigration? try a strategy from the antebellum south,0
going to tops of things still favored by nation's tourists,1
bold new pope shows crowd in saint peter's square how to apply condom,1
area bastards pick wrong guy to mess with this time,1
son in iraq or something,1
watch live: dave coulier dishes on 'fuller house',0
24 ways working from home will destroy your soul,0
"church, state joyfully reunite after 230-year trial separation",1
harry potter' actor dave legeno dead after hiking in death valley,0
champagne company develops new second-place beverage,1
escaping the higher education stockholm syndrome,0
chris columbus explains the obstacles to making a 'goonies' sequel,0
john lewis won't attend civil rights museum opening because trump is going,0
employee totally crushes presentation of idea that will soon bankrupt company,1
u.s. census report finds some poor fuck named kip,1
32 data breaches larger than sony's in the past year,0
"huffpost hill - trump bribes company to send jobs to mexico, scores huge win",0
4 ways to make cooking at home doable -- and more fun,0
yoko ono released from hospital after treatment for 'serious' flu-like symptoms,0
memories of sand and sea: gush katif residents mark 10 years to disengagement,0
25 heartwarming holiday proposals that are worthy of a champagne toast,0
drought-ravaged nyc institutes alternate-side-of-street firefighting,1
heaven adds guardrail after fifth angel plunges over edge,1
equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can,1
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deporters-in-chief: gop will lose the 2016 election,0
mack wilds plays a crooked cop in the new fox drama 'shots fired',0
5 reasons why you need boundaries in your relationships and life,0
pope criticizes conservatives at key church gathering,0
man takes free thing he doesn't want,1
aaron carter opens up about his sexuality in emotional twitter post,0
heston: 'we must arm ourselves if we are to defeat the apes',1
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"nasa launches probe to find, destroy earth-like planet",1
library to display same tattered richard wright poster in honor of black history month,1
18 hilarious bridesmaid proposal cards you can find on etsy,0
obama trying out social policies in 'second life',1
"report: all the good stuff costs, like, 200 bucks",1
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jcpenney abandons 45-second sale,1
area man to start curling his 2s,1
cnn holds panel discussion to determine if there race problem in america,1
my guilty pleasures: nfl football and world war ii,0
crossfit mama gets real about why her post-baby body is 'amazing',0
on feminism: but i like being a girl,0
"the drama desks, all the way, m&m's and more",0
kim jong-un's wife on nuclear threats: 'this isn't the man i was forced to marry',1
the importance of partnerships: why business and higher ed need each other,0
biden shares 20-minute post-debate kiss with janna ryan,1
fda approves new drug for treatment of social anxiety,1
self-directed retirement accounts and turnkey rental investing,0
choking man can already tell good samaritan has no fucking clue what they're doing,1
dozens of black-rubber-clad masochists line up outside capitol for paul ryan's job,1
13 irish baby boy names in time for st. patrick's day,0
"arizona can't ban mexican-american studies anymore, judge says",0
badass churchgoer doesn't even have to look at hymnal,1
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the breaking 'cartgate' scandal in honduras,0
these teens wanted a cool work space of their own -- so they built one from scratch,0
mueller poses as fox news host to coax rudy giuliani into giving him testimony on trump,1
poll: 100% of grandsons talented,1
"8 on 8' brawl ends in officer shot, suspect killed",0
caged saddam to be highlight of inaugural ball,1
"kim, cosby and kim: 2014's greatest fails",0
16 quick highlights from j.j. abrams and chris rock's tribeca film festival talk,0
stoners announce plans to get stoned for that,1
ohio voters will get to decide on legalizing marijuana,0
hopeless resignation receives massive post-debate bump,1
"seinfeld nears streaming video deal, yada yada",0
iranian team openly working on bomb in negotiating room,1
siblings gather around powerpoint to hash out off-limits topics for thanksgiving,1
how to know if your s.o. is ready to get serious,0
before the end of the year...,0
friends can't stand couple's public displays of hostility,1
dental hygienist sick of being lied to,1
"exxonmobil, chevron locked in bidding war to acquire lucrative pennsylvania senator",1
starring in hollywood blockbusters los angeles man's only claim to fame,1
u.s. to offer tax incentives to companies that do not openly make world worse at every turn,1
the hilarious hipster classifieds you'll (probably) never see online,0
it takes about 20 celebrities to explain why 62 million girls are being dumbed down,0
man confident perfect dating app waiting for him out there somewhere,1
a frequent flighter's tips for drinking wine responsibly,0
well past second chances: the nfl still doesn't get it on domestic violence,0
ghost hunters' enjoys surprising 100% success rate,1
"the president wore a tan suit, broke the internet",0
the bible has no place in modern american society: sobering lessons from donald trump and kim burrell,0
u.s. women's olympic hockey wins gold in nail-biter finish over canada,0
sea lion yanks man off boat in effort to snatch fish,0
kendall jenner is 'wonder'-fully blonde in vogue,0
ponds institute tops 1997 cosmopolitan college poll,1
this is how it feels to lose a gutsy nfl game,0
"religious leaders, groups are appalled by trump's immigration orders",0
"thank you, 'rent,' from suburban teenagers everywhere",0
when spirituality and entrepreneurship overlap,0
pork chop trapped in airtight container,1
almost no effort made to stop kid from eating cigarette butt,1
male marsh wren chirping his balls off to attract mate,1
a flash of honesty,0
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ronnie wood says he worried it was 'time to say goodbye' after cancer diagnosis,0
this unorthodox guided meditation might just get you in the habit,0
poll finds 23% of americans would vote for jeb bush if candidate standing right next to them in voting booth,1
this absolutely the last time bouncer cleans up vomit,1
workaholic dad misses only one or two accomplishments in unimpressive child's life,1
"women in business q&a: laura tenison, founder and managing director, jojo maman bébé",0
donald glover did what any fan would do after being cast in 'solo',0
swiss unable to maintain neutrality toward delicious pastries,1
moving forward.,0
bill gates offering $1 million to anyone who can design condom he can't break,1
report: most americans have fewer than 5 hobbies saved for retirement,1
beyoncé's mom steals the red carpet spotlight,0
drunk man incites panic after jumping on bar and praising allah: police,0
obama welcomes cleveland cavs and j.r. smith's shirt to white house,0
thursday's morning email: north korea may be prepping its most powerful nuclear test,0
man entirely different misogynist online than in real life,1
"theater major has too long borne shakespeare teacher's blunt upbraidings, bitter scoffs",1
mesmerizing deep ocean 'symphony' finally identified,0
rick perry on donald trump's proposed border wall: 'you can't do that',0
donald trump to begin fundraising 'right away',0
"the politics of accessibility: love, work & survival schemes",0
12 indie spots in hong kong,0
"general mills releases tiny toast, its first new cereal in 15 years",0
south dakota high school principal injured in school shooting,0
cowpoke lassoes calf while perched on moving cop car,0
attractive woman surprised to learn coworker a dick,1
holiday blues: spirituality to the rescue,0
trump preemptively tells melania he won't give her a kidney,1
"hillary unleashes, while ivanka keeps quiet",0
newtown victim's animal sanctuary dream becomes a reality,0
least popular guy at house party really hitting it off with dog,1
these retro photos of celebrity moms and daughters will make your heart smile,0
i love wikileaks!': trump's acceptance of russian help hides in plain sight,0
cuomo makes surprise afghanistan trip,0
the only parenting advice i'd dare to give,0
russians who hacked dnc reportedly target france's presidential frontrunner,0
a pragmatist's guide to coming out stronger after divorce,0
queer teens face a shocking amount of violence and discrimination,0
applicant who actually faced punishment for sexual assault clearly not yale material,1
spoof gum commercial chews away at islamophobia in the best possible way,0
"holy knockoff, batman! man busted for throwing 'batarang' at cops",0
doing academic time,0
tuesday's morning email: shutdown fears grow amid daca fight,0
this cfl player takes unsportsmanlike conduct to another level,0
journalists who refuse to take the same non-answer for an answer,0
progressive challenger wants birmingham to be 'frontline resistance to trump policies',0
patton oswalt brings late wife's newly published book to her grave,0
is facebook's subscription-based news service bad for the publishing industry?,0
man knows unsettling amount about nationwide age-of-consent laws,1
nation's school systems held back a year,1
kung fu master with iron crotch is one ballsy martial artist,0
watch: the pains of being pure at heart unveil new songs,0
30-year-old nes still wasting life playing video games,1
deepfake video of mark zuckerberg barely good enough to masturbate to,1
mother only wants one bite,1
the phony criticism over iran sanctions 'snapback',0
fbi: six dead not really 'mass' murder,1
whoopi goldberg and jimmy fallon keep it weird,0
there's a sexy kenneth bone costume now because we have no boundaries,0
study finds majority of non-shark-related fears completely unjustified,1
opinions versus opinionated,0
naacp president calls on donald trump to apologize to john lewis,0
report: majority of add cases go undiagnosed until child's first public failure,1
trump tells australia prime minister that he 'hates taking' refugees,0
new mountain dew vows to kill 99.9% of stomach bacteria,1
"the defiant ones': how dr. dre and jimmy iovine made a lot of music and, yeah, money",0
christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler,1
kidnapping going pretty smoothly,1
"convention-goer removes name tag, vanishes back into world of anonymous hilton orlando guests",1
staff members under new defense secretary wondering if they still get summers off,1
"victor pinchuk, mistral warships, and the jews of ukraine",0
getting off the t train,0
no way old man in park not thinking about dead wife,1
bernie sanders: sheriff joe arpaio 'ambushed' my wife,0
new carpet cleaner safe for pets that were meant to go on living,1
area man refuses to accept bus-route change,1
climate researchers warn only hope for humanity now lies in possibility they making all of this up,1
"huntsman drops out, endorses huntsman",1
justice kennedy grills baker in colorado same-sex rights case,0
deconstructing mr. damore's google diversity memo,0
the one word that shifted my attitude about fear,0
"old, wizened fantasy character confirms that the darkness is rising",1
7th heaven celebrates 100th underage drinking episode,1
man records every detail of his life for 5 years,0
thewrap sparks change to california law protecting digital media,0
trump holds strategy meeting with campaign's top militia leaders ahead of election day,1
fda cancels bacon recall after finding u.s. population already ate it all,1
"50 years after martin luther king jr.'s death, america is still segregated",0
pocket electronic-bible-verse database coveted,1
hypochondriac maple tree always convinced it has asian longhorn beetles,1
clinton reelected by wide margin,1
palestinian president calls on un to replace u.s. as mediator in peace process,0
obama vows to split isis into dozens of extremist splinter groups,1
ipod made by chinese children to benefit african children,1
lin-manuel miranda disses donald trump in 'my shot' remix on 'snl',0
scoliosis: what you need to know,0
dear president trump: breaking up banks isn't so hard to do,0
world's oldest yoga teacher says she doesn't plan on 'growing up',0
qaddafi asks closest advisers if they think he's a bad person,1
britney spears sends sweet message to teen who recovered from stroke dancing to 'toxic',0
family dinner successfully covers topics of movies and tv,1
courtroom sketch artist has clear manga influences,1
grandma happy to babysit while couple desperately attempts to rekindle relationship,1
new robert altman film released straight to special-edition director's-cut dvd,1
daniel craig takes home pretty good actor award,1
mcmaster can't remember if trump called comey a 'nut job' in meeting with russians,0
americans take brief break from waiting on hold with insurance providers to celebrate obamacare ruling,1
christian rock uninspired,1
cyber monday retailers pull in record 700 terabytes of consumers' personal information,1
401k enrollment form sits at bottom of desk drawer for 22 years,1
james corden takes 'avengers' stars on an epic hollywood stars tour,0
the kind of demonstration i'd like to see,0
russia seeks economic revenge against turkey over jet,0
nuestra palabra: latino writers having their say,0
"asian economic woes force layoffs of 700,000 pop stars",1
newly tenured professor now inspired to work harder than ever,1
workplace shooting planned on company time,1
he's baaaaack!,0
friendship blossoms into unrequited love,1
journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting,0
rediscovering the rock and roll movement that a dictator destroyed,0
club for growth attacks donald trump with new ads in iowa,0
"dvd tries to pass off 'language options,' 'scene selection' as special features",1
anxious gina haspel gives self little pep interrogation in bathroom mirror,1
teen crafting marketable persona in garage hoping to one day win grammy,1
upcoming election deduced from sports illustrated content,1
mudslide kind of fun until the dying part,1
shrinking majority of americans supports marijuana legalization,0
"ed sheeran sang 'chasing cars' at a wedding, and now we're swooning",0
"the recovery is here,' reports underemployed man making $20,000 less than he used to",1
three boomers feared dead in jenga collapse,1
"despite regional differences, women across the globe face same career advancement challenges",0
watch kristin davis' 'sex and the city' nightmare sketch come true,0
wolf blitzer debuts new real-time election results beard,1
congrats! you've been auto-enrolled -- now what?,0
parkland could've been worse. vegas could've been worse. they can always be worse.,0
bizarre mars dune pattern looks like a message in morse code,0
apartment listing sweetens the pot with offer to sell current tenant's 9-year-old furniture,1
report: mom would rather sit here and watch you guys have fun,1
jason derulo accuses american airlines of 'racial discrimination' after luggage dispute,0
new ford pickup features extendable tailgate for teens getting pregnant beneath fireworks display,1
consumers now required to seek treasury department approval on all purchases over $50,1
conservatives upset that gay catholics were invited to meet pope francis at the white house,0
that drone skirmish with china? it was over before donald trump's first mean tweet.,0
the latest 'true blood' death was all sookie's fault,0
political pundits surprisingly good at getting inside mentally unbalanced shooter's head,1
daniel craig takes home pretty good actor award,1
85-year-old russian stares at cement wall of room,1
"justice dept. mandates 'implicit bias' training for agents, lawyers",0
what's it like being blind and gay? (video),0
haunted tape dispenser unsure how to demonstrate hauntedness,1
report: limbo competition nation's last example of pure meritocracy,1
man in suit slams fist on desk,1
surgeon general mills recommends three to five servings of froot per day,1
architect asks self how le corbusier would have designed this strip mall,1
beware the squid children of cebu,0
savage attack on oasis of calm in dhaka shakes expat community,0
formerly obese man always showing everyone his old pants,1
donald trump names rex tillerson secretary of state,0
live cow lowered onto floor of u.s. house of representatives,1
audience left wondering what happened after action film pans from character to shot of blood spattering against wall,1
10 ways to win her back if you're a dude in a rom-com,0
are you in it to win it or in it not to lose?,0
new 'hunger games: mockingjay - part 2' posters show the cast ready for battle,0
an american tragedy,0
woman shouts down hall for boyfriend to come kill giant ax murderer she found in bedroom,1
conjoined twins separated at birth reunited in freak accident,1
rubio refutes claim he soft on immigration by dragging undocumented worker he knocked out cold onto stage,1
the food movement dilemma: affordable to all,0
coalition of buzzed cousins issues annual greatest nation on earth rankings,1
ryan reynolds warns deadpool fans: 'don't say a f**king word',0
even tesla fanatics are shocked by model 3 preorders,0
obama administration tries to smooth path back to school for jailed students,0
san diego zoo displays first rhino stillborn in captivity,1
7 ways to cook up chemistry through conversation,0
rescued baby bird wearing out welcome,1
mark zuckerberg prepares for congressional testimony by poring over lawmakers' personal data,1
dina and caroline manzo get blunt about family feud,0
remembering that may of 1963,0
these boston bombing survivors don't think it's too soon for 'patriots day',0
11 camping essentials you'll actually use,0
rookie justice gorsuch assigned to supreme court overnight shift,1
officials reach deal on trans-pacific partnership,0
#mewesyria: resistance and hope,0
obama debuts annoying catchphrase,1
questions linger for candidates on retirement issues,0
joe wilson getting bored with no-longer-covert wife,1
32-year-old actress dies of old age,1
obama signs conservation act to preserve nation's last remaining area of common ground,1
new report finds humanity 10 years away from something called ash age,1
florida state university suspends greek life after student's death,0
5 ways to make your meetings more positive,0
a state senate race tied to personal appeal,0
no man in u.s. history has ever done what bill clinton is about to do,0
best of abu dhabi: aditya vikram sengupta's labour of love,0
how to live the good life in this mexican retirement paradise,0
new lover features 30 percent more cock,1
woman upset at herself for feeling hungry,1
professor pressured to sleep with student for good course evaluation,1
drug addict looking for more enabling girlfriend,1
coalition of concerned parents condemns video games' false depiction of how easy it is to smash wooden crates,1
man can't help but think he played small part in female coworker's success by not actively sabotaging her career,1
compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba,0
report: someone robbed that kfc again,1
new lion tamer shocked by vast amount of paperwork,1
watch jennifer lawrence & jimmy fallon's instructional dance videos,0
the one question that captures the bittersweet reality of divorce,0
these christmas-inspired burgers are making the season bright,0
bob dole to build 'trench to 19th century',1
trump executive order helps cement guantanamo's status as a forever prison,0
hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy,0
we're all connected,0
katy perry's 'birthday' music video ruins all birthday parties,0
this couple's wedding photo captures two generations of long-lasting love,0
cnn chief jeff zucker defends hiring ex-trump campaign manager corey lewandowski,0
mpaa unveils rating system based on old testament,1
how third party voters and non-voters could shape the election,0
new study finds blacks more likely,1
art object purchased at office depot,1
new prisoner recognized from 'scared straight' visit,1
treasury department honors women with first female currency,1
life much better thanks to recent elections,1
dnc chair debbie wasserman schultz is taking a ton of heat for helping payday lenders,0
lockheed martin engineer told to make it sear faces off faster,1
"strangulation the new blow to the head, says hired killer magazine",1
the key to winning the super bowl: looking good out there?,0
white liberals celebrating tomi lahren's daily show interview are missing the point,0
new envelope pushes envelope envelope,1
stephen curry knew exactly what to say to craig sager last night,0
black women bishops are making history in this predominantly white church,0
religious freedom in practicing the platinum rule,0
man travels to historic art locations just to paint the patterns on his shirts,0
many native americans still hold traditional beliefs about white man,1
trying to explain heroin to the concerned father of an addict,0
john legend responds to wgn america's 'underground' cancellation,0
trump honors sacrifices civil rights activists will have to make under his presidency,1
nelson mandela celebrates 94th birthday in prison after violating parole,1
"exercise may be the key to battling alzheimer's, studies find",0
"pyer moss puts on yet another powerful fashion show, this time tackling mental health and depression",0
john carpenter tells off neo-nazi trolls who think 'they live' is about jewish supremacy,0
article about return of burger king chicken fries only news area man has clicked on today,1
facebook reportedly beta-testing 'downvote' button,0
god damns minnesota vikings as requested,1
report: caucasians will soon be a minority in their own goddamn country,1
a labor day documentary: 'brothers on the line' tells the story of the reuther brothers -- founding fathers of the american middle class,0
"after learning about homelessness, kind toddler starts donation drive",0
the fbi just blasted reporting on the san bernardino killings,0
amazingly humanlike robot able to commit thousands of mistakes per day,1
cherokee nation makes headlines as fraction of actress's bloodline,1
rotting smell in congress traced to decaying senator who died inside wall,1
beautiful birth marred by hideous afterbirth,1
saturday's morning email: funnies edition,0
please don't ask black people to empathize with trump supporters,0
obama currently being chased in background of secret service hearing,1
grandma knitting escape ladder,1
inverted bob added to supercuts arctic vault where hairstyles preserved for future generations,1
bad policy threatens promise of expanded use of police body cameras,0
science-fiction novel posits future where characters are hastily sketched,1
late show' airs its version of kim jong un's response to 'rocket man',0
study reveals lobsters feel pain and get off on it like the kinky little perverts they are,1
americans gave record $373.25 billion to charity last year,0
meryl streep looks exactly like the 'shrek' fairy godmother at the oscars,0
pork chop trapped in airtight container,1
donald trump's crackdown on undocumented immigrants is silencing exploited workers,0
only kim k would wear a plunging white dress before her wedding,0
clean machine,0
"justice dept. mandates 'implicit bias' training for agents, lawyers",0
3 steps to planning the perfect road trip,0
sessions rattles baton along prison bars in speech vowing to crack down on violent crime,1
"tearful trump puts down ladle, walks out of soup kitchen after learning charitable foundation shutting down",1
zz top reveals meaning behind classic song 'legs',1
john kasich rules out 2020 presidential campaign,0
finding comfort in numbers,0
american dental association recommends teeth,1
"james fenimore cooper, famed american novelist, dies at 224",1
why democrats would be smart to let donald trump put peter thiel on the supreme court,0
eva longoria tans self out of visible spectrum,1
area man going to go ahead and consider that a date,1
barack obama skewers donald trump for losing his twitter access,0
woman constantly treating herself for once,1
nobody keeps baby from the corner,0
celebs' most iconic grammys outfits ever,0
campus tour guide just needs to make stop to change out laundry really quick,1
bunch of hick nobodies sue for toxic-waste exposure,1
heady youth expresses individuality with 'ear-ring',1
cyber fraudsters reap billions through email wire-transfer scams,0
newborn constantly terrorized by horrifying shapeless blobs,1
here's a brand new thing you didn't know about 'the office',0
taco trucks and other easy targets for racists,0
jill soloway has a simple fix for ending hollywood sexism,0
alleged cop killer flew under radar,0
leading drug policy expert endorses marijuana legalization in oregon,0
carly rae jepsen redid the 'full house' theme song for netflix reboot,0
thick sweater no match for determined nipples,1
what's next for the chicago bulls?,0
tom hanks vows he won't stop until he has portrayed every last american,1
rick perry mistakenly calls puerto rico a country,0
zenefits once told employees: no sex in stairwells,0
look at it: it's goddamn beautiful,1
bride has to admit it'd be pretty exciting if someone objected at wedding,1
miranda lambert stuns in low-cut bridal-inspired gown,0
panicked donald trump jr. tries to cover up contact with wikileaks by deleting firefox icon from desktop,1
what wealth isn't,0
fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences',1
new mit study suggests sonic the hedgehog might be living in computer simulation,1
"iraqi troops retake the town of nimrud, near historic ruins, from isis",0
"prince harry, meghan markle debating between hawaiian luau- or 'x-files'-themed wedding",1
repressed molestation memory not what it was built up to be,1
"man invites friends to bar to watch game, interact fleetingly during commercial breaks",1
stepmom doesn't expect kids to call her stupid bitch right away,1
custodian taken into custody,1
party guest hoping birthday card with shirtless hunk taken in playful spirit with which it was intended,1
mike huckabee's benghazi tattoo joke goes hilariously wrong,0
12 ways to make your divorce as expensive as possible,0
trail of ants better be leading toward something delicious,1
kate mckinnon kills as laura ingraham on 'saturday night live',0
humiliated man discovers embroidery on his jean pockets,1
the best of paris fashion week street style,0
"torture report: america conducts a moral reckoning.  next, moral repair?",0
the 5 things your kids will remember about you,0
hard to tell if wikipedia entry on dada has been vandalized or not,1
fatal spaz attack claims life of area spaz,1
goldfish teetering on edge of sanity,1
"prepare your mind, body and soul for this leaked britney spears track",0
9 things all parents of college kids do but hate to admit,0
you are where you eat,0
obama could end the slaughter in yemen within hours,0
gop congresswoman calls on rep. blake farenthold to resign,0
stephen colbert nails the nra's complete hypocrisy in a single sentence,0
las vegas officials create gofundme page for shooting victims,0
matchbox 20 singer rob thomas apologizes for racist comments made in australia,0
meet the amazing woman who created her family of 7 sons through adoption,0
sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with,1
why atlanta could elect its first white mayor in 4 decades,0
60-year-old corporate executive grotesquely forms word 'hashtag',1
"ivanka, donald jr., eric trump removed from white house after mother wins 25-year custody battle",1
los angeles now 70 percent overpasses,1
paypal back up after suffering from temporary global outage,0
"would you pay $5,000 for wine and beer glasses made of cheese?",0
who got next: creating pipelines for girls of color to be on the ballot,0
area boyfriend much nicer before sex,1
don't be a product leader still failing in business,0
carly fiorina shares heartbreaking story about father of 3 who couldn't meet sales goals,1
google will team up with ford to build self-driving cars: report,0
man briefly forgets hotel staff are not humans,1
porn video with unfamiliar acronym in title deemed too risky to click on,1
troubled' republicans have no plans to do anything about james comey's firing,0
man desperately trying to wring every last ounce of relaxation from final day of vacation,1
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53-inch child thrown from roller coaster regrets nothing,1
mueller loses visual on oval office camera after trump spills a1 sauce on bust of winston churchill,1
jeff sessions spits in face of fbi interrogator trying to get him to turn on trump,1
advisors hopeful jeb bush finally has momentum to end campaign,1
crowd shocked after unhinged trump dangles baby from truman balcony,1
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tony blair under attack again,0
rosie perez wants to understand why anyone would vote for trump,0
"like, share and, now, shop on facebook",0
sick fucks line up to gape at dead body,1
nra releases downloadable blueprints for first 3d-printed gun lobbyists,1
trump administration claims it's not blocking abortion for detained immigrant teen,0
author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account',0
"portlandia' debuts new mra anthem, because life is hard for white dudes",0
jared leto may play the joker in 'suicide squad',0
local places moms love,0
yellowstone park attempts to increase ranger population with new mating program,1
my worst career move,0
trump's switzerland trip cancelled as president deemed flight risk,1
"receptionist takes leave of absence citing dehydration, exhaustion",1
gq expertly spoofs vanity fair with their annual comedy issue cover,0
warden figures week in solitary ought to teach inmate not to be schizophrenic,1
how to clean out your closet: what to ditch and what to keep,0
jennifer aniston finally reveals hairstyle that repulsed brad pitt,1
"police chief says there just a few bad, deeply ingrained prejudices giving all cops a bad name",1
unfinished basement has weird feeling about way woman looking at it,1
bank teller's bad spanish skills thwart attempted robbery,0
oklahoma run 'n' gun biathlon use rainbow flag target to promote event,0
"while most small towns languish, some flourish",0
tonight's dnc program to be just 3 hours of osama bin laden's blown-off face projected onto screen,1
bitter concession speeches the only things americans looking forward to in upcoming midterms,1
a love contract to help pets deal with parents' breakup,0
more bad news for macy's ahead of holiday shopping season,0
investigation in notre dame student-tutor sex scandal reveals startling accusations,0
"oliver stone thriller 'individual 1' already written, filmed, nominated for 5 golden globes",1
guardians of the galaxy' director masterfully trolls marvel executive impersonator,0
"nhl fans claim hockey way more fun if you there in person, on ice playing game",1
nbc to dramatize menendez brothers murders in 'law & order: true crime' spinoff,0
want to challenge trump on immigration? try a strategy from the antebellum south,0
independent-film festival crushed by paramount troops,1
royal baby already making new friends,1
"d23's adam sanderson sees social media, digital technology as the smart way to grow disney's official fan club",0
"iron man, black widow, captain america, thor and hawkeye got matching tattoos",0
man basks in triumphant glory after purchases line up to exact value of gift card,1
hydraulic press pizza is definitely not the best pizza you've ever had,0
indonesia's oldest queer rights group turns 30 facing difficult future,0
"rip bob schiller: radio writing wasn't working, so he sent lucy out to stomp some grapes",0
tips for your child's first summer sleep-away camp,0
laura bush publishes courageous op-ed calling for imprisonment of whoever created ice,1
these two words are stealing your freedom,0
pope francis donates clothing to needy refugees,1
13 tweets that show  'pokemon go'  is a truly religious experience,0
"man getting screwed by company's $180,000 health deductible",1
man who faced 20 years for marijuana possession freed after legal battle,0
woman with sore throat thinks it might be anthrax,1
the truth behind my travel photos,0
led bulb coming to terms with fact that it will outlive all its friends,1
blagojevich claims behavior was just elaborate plan to surprise patrick fitzgerald with senate nomination on his birthday,1
activists keep up protests in sacramento over stephon clark shooting,0
serial killer annoyed by young murderers with no appreciation for albert fish,1
fbi counterterrorists launch media campaign downplaying symbolic value of golden gate bridge,1
warrantless surveillance bill to protect nation by creating dozens of future whistleblowers,1
here's what just one bad night's sleep can do to you,0
interview: director david dobkin on the judge,0
january is the month for personal renewal,0
mlk's family urges nation to spend anniversary of his death twisting his words to fit own political agendas,1
gerrymandering mishap leaves nation without any borders whatsoever,1
new okcupid feature alerts users when it's time to come crawling back,1
blindfolded clinton invites debate coaches to attack her with talking points from all sides,1
marriage counselor encourages woman to take on numerous sexual partners while husband at work,1
inspired film executive has great idea for budget of film,1
local hamburger to star in national ad,1
finephilia with designer ryan saghian,0
area woman morbidly fit,1
attention: sports fans!,0
why tens of thousands of people are signing up for this online happiness course,0
"global hijabista style, from the afghan burqa to the cover of a fashion magazine",0
topeka mayor now highest-ranking non-indicted republican official,1
trump style:  insults and domestic abuse,0
senate bully forces legislators to repeatedly pass 'we are huge homos' bill,1
cooking class instructor can already tell which couples signed up based on marriage counselor's recommendation,1
sweden to experiment with six-hour workday,0
family not appreciably enriched by trip to mount rushmore,1
draft biden' super pac releases first ad,0
struggling don rickles has nothing but nice things to say about audience,1
6 reasons amber riley is a curvy style icon,0
"despite the ugliness, i am staying hopeful in trump's america",0
golf sensation jordan spieth loses masters after horrible meltdown; danny willett wins,0
i don't exist: a reflection on contemporary journalism,0
wells fargo sued for barring daca recipients from student loans,0
target raises minimum wage to $10 an hour: report,0
ellen isn't interested in having donald trump on her show,0
this is how we know daca didn't cause the border crisis,0
pastor blasts trump's 'shithole' comments in front of mike pence,0
my lust for the little frenchie!,0
usda admits weight loss not possible for people who don't like salmon,1
report: imagine how good it would feel to just crawl back into bed right now,1
congress wishes they could help puerto rico but it's all the way over there,1
"6 ways to cut wedding costs, according to wedding planners",0
pringles level at six inches and falling,1
"trump's opioid commission fails to meet deadline, again",0
new rules could change the way millions of people get paid,0
"pantsuit nation is becoming a book, and not everyone is pleased",0
living life with heart: an interview with tony ducharme,0
"a lot of americans don't know that puerto ricans are americans, too",0
why bernie sanders is in deep trouble in south carolina,0
clinton names agriculture secretary: previously unnamed man to be called joseph p. ruckeyser,1
controversial new ham sandwich under fire,1
this election isn't about politics. it's about how america sees women.,0
one of those fucking people wins new hampshire primary,1
paul ryan's war on social security,0
stolen tour bus leads police on chase of historic downtown philadelphia,1
ceo sad nobody noticed new tie,1
melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor,1
an easy way to shop small businesses this black friday,0
"america, it's time to rise up to save lives",0
6 things all real grown-ups have in their homes,0
these 'bachelor' couples are still together,0
"new hampshire' episode 4: not just for old, white people",0
bernie sanders willing to work with trump (but there's a big if),0
u.n. peacekeepers pulled from bosnia to mow ted turner's lawn,1
kim gordon clarifies her comments on lana del rey and feminism,0
mommy needs a nap,0
make-a-reasonable-request foundation provides sick child with decent seats to minnesota timberwolves game,1
6 things millennials should do before buying a house,0
"yes, let's just ignore trump's hateful rhetoric and laugh about the guy in the sweater",0
this is what joan rivers hoped her funeral would look like,0
watch live: actor jeremy piven dishes on pbs' 'mr. selfridge',0
kensington palace releases first official photo of prince louis,0
what your gums are trying to tell you,0
this is a middle-aged man's true path to happiness,0
talking to our children about capital controls,0
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theater: nathan lane and matthew broderick kings of comedy! again!; wonderfully 'curious',0
political crisis in iraq deepens,0
"in european elections, populism is against people's interests",0
local man unsure if woman type of lesbian who only dates women,1
veterans finding a new outlook outdoors,0
why did you have to wait until i resigned to let me know you appreciated me?',0
atheist swayed by claymation story of christ,1
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clinton woos gay vote with freddie mercury mustache,1
bb and me: emotional intelligence,0
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oregon church apologizes for banning overweight people from its 'worship team',0
number of sanctuary congregations doubles since trump's election,0
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report: standing at work can increase coworkers' disdain up to 70%,1
here's how depression affects gay and lesbian couples,0
more bodies found at mass grave in suspected thai trafficking camp,0
bachelorette party saved by actual firemen,1
comics and celebs pick their favorite 'snl' sketches,0
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"restaurant teaches former inmates to cook, helps them get back on their feet",0
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divorced man sadly removes ex-wife's admin privileges from home security system,1
twitter users taunt rudy giuliani over new role on trump legal team,0
darren sharper faces 20 years in prison under plea deal,0
ghostwriter taking a few creative liberties with paul reiser's life,1
ashley madison and the clergy,0
stealing tampons from office bathroom currently woman's only source of joy,1
nation's pansies announce plan to slowly acclimate to pool,1
why 'it's the thought that counts' is an outdated phrase,0
i.t. guy has long dark night of self-doubt,1
hydraulic press crushes every ounce of cheer out of the holidays,0
pope francis trains for easter mass by dragging pew loaded with rocks across snow,1
college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed,1
star wars' fans start a tradition that will help bullied kids gain confidence,0
dear mr. president: a dispatch from bowling green,0
"jonesing nation demands trump tell them where, exactly, drugs are pouring into country",1
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debris found in south africa could be from missing flight mh370,0
east st. louis rated 'number one city in america' by poverty magazine,1
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the future of video: vertical and growing: mary meeker,0
yolo joe: 11 reasons why biden should jump in already,0
mississippi bans soft drinks smaller than 20 ounces,1
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the horrible awkwardness and angst of being a beginner: in aikido or at anything,0
report: average american consumes 156 pounds of sugar per year but would like to consume much more,1
23 incredible benefits of getting more sleep,0
science teacher struggles to justify showing total recall,1
usain bolt ends olympic career with one more gold,0
obama throws up right there during syria meeting,1
fired lesbian catholic school teacher locked out of archdiocese while trying to deliver petitions,0
a view to a kill: leopard leaps from tree to attack impala,0
medicare should cover hearing aids,0
video game henchmen plan meetup around explosive barrels,1
trump uses major policy speech to threaten to sue sexual assault accusers,0
an nfl guide to employee management,0
george w. bush throws shade at donald trump,0
man dies falling from wall after cops use taser during chase,0
cat seemed perfectly content right up until point he bolted out of room,1
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fired u.s. attorney preet bharara said to have been investigating hhs secretary tom price,0
donald trump was on fire at saturday's debate,0
husky can't stop blowing bubbles; we can't stop saying awww,0
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trump will nominate 'torture memo' lawyer to transportation post,0
"this common nighttime habit is giving you wrinkles, study says",0
trump campaign alumni start group focused on voter registration and fraud,0
is america now a debtor nation?,0
obama turns 50 despite republican opposition,1
first report on long-term effects of breakdancing released,1
"obama praises 'the america i know,' says hillary clinton is the one to lead it",0
new climate change report just list of years each country becomes uninhabitable,1
5-year-old figures he has a year left of peeing at urinals with his pants all the way down,1
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vlogger shamed in walmart fitting room because she might 'stretch' clothes,0
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new affordable daycare sort of keeps an eye on your kids,1
visit to doctor splurged on,1
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"ted cruz, marco rubio urge oregon militants to stand down",0
taylor swift unveils even darker persona with new single 'skullfucking maggot shit boyfriend',1
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fiercest fighting in days between kurds and isis in kobani,0
11 wabi sabi home decor ideas that embrace imperfection,0
teenage girl who survived plane crash walked for days before getting picked up by motorist,0
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party not big enough to move out of kitchen yet,1
new 'oitnb' trailer is all about hugs and 'naked cat fights in the shower',0
missing mount everest climbers feared buried under avalanche of dead mount everest climbers,1
kitten valiantly attempts high five,0
the 7 things tech companies need to realize about older workers,0
dad describes delivering his own baby on twitter,0
huffpost's instagram: what's new,0
federal judge in detroit orders temporary ban on trump immigration restrictions,0
world's worst person decides to go into marketing,1
civil rights movement network law is a much-needed tool,0
who will be the next james bond?,0
newly tenured professor now inspired to work harder than ever,1
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woody harrelson applies to open a marijuana dispensary,0
embed routines and rituals (principle no. 5 of the 7 principles of personal effectiveness),0
eric cantor tossed by bucking mitch mcconnell during congressional rodeo,1
why everyone should be making beer floats this summer,0
area man expected to work with these incompetents,1
man tinkering with anecdote set list before next date,1
trump administration: let states decide if health plans have enough doctors,0
cate blanchett brings her own unique glamour to the golden globes,0
no leads sought in asshole's murder,1
we don't need the freedom to hate,0
scott pruitt claims misappropriated epa funds would have only been wasted on dumb shit like clean water,1
i'm still here episode 3: an epidemic of epidemics,0
timeout or burnout,0
"trump, speaking on russian state-owned network, slams 'dishonest' media",0
microwave used as alarm clock,1
donald trump prefers violent football so more black players get hurt: espn analyst,0
5 reasons website traffic is the lifeblood of small business,0
pit bull lovers gather in washington,0
new study finds americans need 6 hours of sleep at work,1
trees planted in poor neighborhood mature just in time for gentrification,1
evolutionary biologist discovers common human ancestor at cousin's wedding,1
orca's successful trick rewarded with bucket of ssris,1
4 classic italian wines that are easily available in the u.s.,0
sean hannity goes berserk after losing conservative media award,0
hillary clinton torches the 'lip service' of ivanka trump,0
"australian broadcaster apologizes for asking asian journalist, 'are you yellow?'",0
report: getting massages at airports apparently part of certain people's lives,1
"yellow cross receives record 10,000 liters of urine donations",1
a defiant iran defies the un and international laws again,0
"in a devastated puerto rican landscape, getting by on tenacity, patience and the kindness of neighbors",0
area plant proudly displays leaf,1
abandoned cat uses 'maternal instincts' to find her missing kittens,0
paralympian made tv host who wears prosthetic leg 'proud to be disabled',0
pornography-desensitized populace demands new orifice to look at,1
100 years of italian beauty' is a bellissima trip back in time,0
terrible idea committed to paper,1
"cosby's legal team secures imported jury, blames press for creating bias",0
friends star spontaneously shown attending televised nbc sporting event,1
stephen colbert happily takes trump's challenge to 'say it to my face',0
machiavellian white house groundskeeper gaining influence among west wing staff,1
beached whale trying to hold on until sea levels rise,1
biden clenches plastic beer cup in teeth to free hands for clapping,1
cranberry juice industry hoping 2009 a big year for urinary tract infections,1
rand paul's time on main debate stage could be running out,0
anderson cooper begins debate by giving trump opportunity to explain what the fuck is wrong with him,1
"israel adds palestinian teen to terror victim memorial, sparking praise and protest",0
late night hosts gave donald trump the best gags for his 71st birthday,0
new extended paternity leave offers dads more time to lose colleagues' respect,1
mom shows there's no one way to feed a baby with gorgeous photo,0
sacred sites,0
friend working at milwaukee history museum could probably get you in for free,1
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biden calls dibs on qaddafi's clothes,1
south african court more than doubles oscar pistorius sentence,0
news anchor wonders where all these great stories come from,1
ganging up against gender violence!,0
biden unleashes torrent of vomit on debate stage,1
diary lied to,1
man constantly blaming his problems on fact that he's on fire,1
chief justice john roberts eulogizes antonin scalia as 'our man for all seasons',0
bush to london bombers: 'bring it on',1
"abortion doctor's murder sparks waves of calm, rational discussion",1
man unable to wear nice clothes without everyone asking questions,1
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native american activists ramp up push to rebrand columbus day,0
cousin of nba star dwyane wade killed in chicago shooting,0
teens find this one hilarious store,1
driver rattled by brush with death for nearly 10 seconds,1
remembering jim brady,0
did ernest hemingway have an affair with his sister-in-law?,0
derek jeter reveals one of the biggest regrets of his career to president obama,0
hazmat worker sees no reason to throw away all this perfectly good food,1
new jersey's first sikh mayor says he's received death threats,0
tour becoming one-on-one between guide and man who knew name of mckinley's assassin,1
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ford confirms plant fire caused by spooked f-150 knocking over lantern,1
the women of iraq: what women's roles look like on the ground,0
greek and turkish cypriots find common ground in effort to restore dilapidated monastery,0
james corden asks what everyone wants to know about omarosa,0
jack lalanne pops back up after cool down,1
chicago west makes her debut in kylie jenner's baby announcement,0
this the fuck harness sex shop worker has at home,1
meet the woman who flew us to pluto,0
protests over police violence spread around u.s.,0
donald trump renominates environmental pick democrats called 'extreme' and 'embarrassing',0
thrill-seeker microwaves pot pie without slitting crust,1
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avoiding popular songs somehow accomplishment for local man,1
"trump reaffirms his intention to order war crimes, then backs down [update]",0
intuition or ego? 3 simple steps to reach truth,0
how to use photoshop for good rather than evil,0
tollbooth attendant wishes just one high-speed chase would crash through entry bar,1
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man escapes eritrean civil war to clean martini puke from back of taxi,1
friends always on best behavior around neil labute,1
msnbc head pledges to boost diversity after cinco de mayo disaster,0
new sitcom pulls back the envelope,1
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"it unclear why thousands of loud, chanting trump supporters gathering outside arena in iowa",1
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sotomayor to add ballistics expertise to already deadly supreme court,1
nation dreading next 6 months of watching candidates trying to relate to it,1
omg did time put devil horns on hillary clinton?!,0
edward snowden takes on liz cheney over torture links to trump's pick for cia,0
a flash of honesty,0
trump calls on congress to empower agencies to oust federal workers,0
"hey, donald trump, 'i apologize if anyone was offended' is not an actual apology",0
woman could listen to british guy scream for help all day,1
homeland security finally vows to fully join investigation into 'hate-inspired attacks',0
excited mike pence assures john mccain he has his 'last rites' kit ready to go just in case,1
here's how depression affects gay and lesbian couples,0
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"beyond meat researchers announce creation of fully conscious, plant-based veal calf",1
confessions of a secret dog stalker,0
5 questions i wish younger people would stop asking me,0
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mitch mcconnell is your doctor now,0
how do you sleep at night while cutting meals on wheels? a white house guide,0
my first man-crush: james garner,0
three jews visit scandinavia,0
margaret thatcher's ashes scattered over free market,1
kasich all but declares 2016 presidential run,0
large dependent film tops weekend box office,1
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election-crazed 'new york times' expands poll coverage to 18.5 million more races in 371 additional states,1
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islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day,1
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activism is the new girl gang,0
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area man going to go ahead and consider that a date,1
woman preemptively posts a few good photos of herself online just in case she ever dies in shooting,1
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fcc chair unveils premium comment line to fast-track net neutrality complaints for $49.99 per month,1
the conundrum of the midterms,0
alan keyes admits: 'i just enjoy campaigning',1
"little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you",0
court takes custody of harley from unfit motorcycle mama,1
hussein family can't bear to throw out uday's favorite nutsack shocker,1
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baltimore preparing for hurricane joaquin by adding second layer of plywood to shuttered small businesses,1
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drunk ron weasley wishing harry potter 'happy birthday' is pure magic,0
donald trump vows to take travel ban to the supreme court,0
8 weird sleep positions couples know all too well,0
man not sure what to do about vet's request for dog-urine sample,1
gop completely fixes economy by canceling funding for npr,1
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gay couples fight to be included on birth certificates,0
newt gingrich says trump has given up on 'draining the swamp',0
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robert mueller ascends into sky with umbrella after trump family promises they learned lesson about honesty,1
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the rise of a rinpoche,0
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brexit crisis tops off rough stretch in obama's push for legacy,0
harvey has broken records on tornado warnings every day so far,0
these strangers rushing to help one another remind us we're not alone,0
report: majority of time in pool spent urging others to enter pool,1
gwen stefani teases possible no doubt album,0
new study finds you'd love being rich asshole,1
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colin kaepernick's white parents say they're 'very proud' of him,0
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state bird reconsidered after latest wren attack,1
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e. coli outbreak linked to chipotle spreads to 3 more states,0
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california has become a nationwide leader in better school discipline practices,0
family wealthy enough to have the kind of refrigerator doors that blend into cabinets,1
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rep. trey gowdy endorses marco rubio for president,0
gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts,0
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anthony kennedy's citizens united disclosure salve 'not working',0
mccain campaign nabs top obama pun writer,1
dog or lena dunham?,0
democrats play nice and normal with trump in nominee hearings,0
bolton calls for forceful iranian response to continuing u.s. aggression,1
little boy gives himself epic pep talk before jumping into a pool,0
8th grader impregnated during trip to 'march for life' event,1
trump populism has won the gop civil war? not a chance,0
frugal star wars fan camping out in front of 99-cent theater,1
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gop senator concedes democrats had a better process when passing health care law,0
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texas to execute death row inmates with new 3-drug molotov cocktail,1
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17 tweets about the horrifying reality of accidentally sending a sext,0
trump and clinton characters to appear on 'american horror story',0
man listening to 'highway to hell' actually on parkway to waukegan,1
dog unaware it isn't starving,1
texas to execute man for murdering boy and drinking his blood,0
chrissy teigen has 2 words for hater who insinuated she's a gold digger,0
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talkative motherfucker not so extroverted now that friend got off train,1
the truth about trump's ban on trans soldiers,0
man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him,1
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louis vuitton releases new line of designer leather freezer bags,1
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tom brady does not want to talk about his 'good friend' trump's gross comments,0
rome's gay pride revelers have other aims for their march,0
health officials confirm second case of plague from yosemite,0
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boyfriend's comforter an unzipped sleeping bag,1
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nation was kind of hoping for different outcome when concerned citizens came together to make voices heard,1
"idf soldier recounts harrowing, heroic war story of killing 8-month-old child",1
man has pretty good idea which friend going to give up on dream first,1
donald trump has become the kardashians... and that's an insult to the kardashians,0
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zell miller named first secretary of offense,1
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how big corporations buy access to the supreme court,0
lgbtq activists organizing massive dance protest at trump hotel,0
anderson cooper briefly speechless when gop strategist swears he's never heard trump lie,0
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michigan's congressional hopefuls worry about the next flint,0
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hillary clinton wows russians with poignant chekhovian monologue,1
united airlines cracking down on emotional support spouses,1
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new york may finally do something about its awful voting process,0
doctors reveal dick cheney burning through at least 3 hearts each week,1
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nurse jackie' star haaz sleiman comes out as gay and a 'total bottom',0
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aha!' shouts devin nunes pulling back shower curtain in hopes of revealing hidden fbi agent,1
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teen rebel refusing to purchase yearbook,1
trump fascinated by israeli cultural tradition of mass slaughter of protesters,1
"hanukkah 2016: dates, rituals and history of the festival of lights",0
happy pride: here are barbra streisand and anne hathaway slaying 'at the ballet',0
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attorney lisa bloom planned to discredit harvey weinstein's accusers: report,0
barry jenkins quietly makes history with oscar nomination trifecta,0
puerto ricans without power for month can only assume this leading story across national news media,1
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walking dead' writers regret naming every single character 'rick',1
pathetic hands subject to man's every whim,1
woman alleges donald trump groped her at 1998 tennis tournament,0
man in bar makes general inquiry about the ladies,1
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masterpiece cakeshop case declared mistrial after clarence thomas tampers with evidence,1
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message under juice cap totally applies to area woman,1
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"girl, 4, killed during apparent road rage attack",0
#dirtydenier$ day 9: congressman john kline,0
trump releases letter from putin amid talk of nuclear arms race,0
the box office saw its worst weekend in years,0
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history will remember transphobic trump and his supporters with contempt,0
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banyan's breakfast smoothie,0
mom declares garage her next big project,1
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your fafsa questions answered,0
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the wack donald's project,0
republicans left wondering if donald trump will kill the party or just maim it,0
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high-school teacher constantly using janitor as example,1
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strom thurmond begins preparing cabinet,1
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briefcase full of porn,1
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trump's 'locker room' defense is the excuse you'd expect from a child,0
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how pirates and hackers worked together to steal millions of dollars in diamonds,0
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wrong pre-fab house delivered,1
barack obama vetoes bill allowing 9/11 victims to sue saudi arabia,0
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joe biden shows up to inauguration with ponytail,1
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same-sex couples at center of supreme court case get ready for big day,0
h.r. 2651 fans storm senate floor after passage of bill,1
"indonesian mother sews halloween costumes for 60,000 children",1
family requests privacy during this unbelievably awesome time,1
u.s. leads world in mexican-food availability,1
refrigerator wins american appliance,1
mckinney police officer involved in pool party incident resigns,0
what's next for uber?,0
this lady gaga parody gives a 'million reasons' why 2016 really sucked,0
the ayurveda experience in india,0
i'll tell them,0
the children's books that took our breath away in 2015,0
"ten years after last execution, california's death row continues to grow",0
why you need to be worried about this week's terror attack in pakistan,0
report: russia managed to penetrate voter databases in order to ensure election was fair and free like the loyal allies they are,1
kris kristofferson pretty sure he's going on after some guy named lord,1
bloomberg gadfly debuts in bid to shake-up financial commentary space,0
house to vote on 3-month highway funding bill before leaving town,0
"the weeknd, mark ronson and bruno mars lead soul train nominations",0
trump slams worldwide jewish conspiracy for not doing more to prevent synagogue shooting,1
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
"how to handle the election this holiday season: a shout out to indiana, pennsylvania-based welcome home, a community group doing good.",0
"oil train derails, spilling crude in columbia river gorge",0
billy eichner boogied with obama and ellen got all the details,0
the american stories that cannot be untold,0
mom creates dreamlike art using just her iphone and kids,0
man going to take edge off with decades-long slide into alcoholism,1
grandma told 'do not resuscitate' means 'low-sodium diet',1
in defense of matt harvey,0
ken burns implores stanford graduates to believe sexual assault survivors,0
these photos will make you book your next trip to india,0
spring skiing in southern vermont,0
crazy cheap deal: fly to 10 countries in 30 days for just $160,0
supreme court justices to snowstorm jonas: it's just ice,0
geologists unearth fully intact rock,1
secret service agent not so secret about being david alan grier fan,1
oakland teacher mistakenly teaches 'economics',1
10 things i learned about ucsf benioff children's hospital oakland,0
"sxsw as cool and as real as it gets, reports marketing associate",1
it's a girl for christina aguilera!,0
pope francis condemns growing healthcare inequality in wealthy countries,0
larry nassar's boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam,0
quaker scientists formulate world's oldest-fashioned oatmeal,1
former lovers meet in coffee shop for one last cliché,1
cow worried it will never live up to father's usda rating,1
me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview,0
travel ban challengers lose bid for rudy giuliani's purported 'muslim ban' memo,0
how model valerie ramsey is opening new worlds for older women,0
"man torn between boycotting indiana, visiting evansville zoo",1
advice for the man who asks me to marry him,0
how to use distractions to help your meditation,0
why peyton manning badly needs to win super bowl 50,0
how to regrow vegetables from nothing more than kitchen scraps,0
is american democracy doomed?,0
mike pompeo's anti-gay views should disqualify him,0
bush calls for end to 'era of political argument',1
22 terrifying and magical capabilities someone has when you fall for them,0
bill clinton shoots down republicans: 'i strongly supported' obamacare,0
america the vulnerable: the forgotten casualties of the tobacco epidemic,0
grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home 'random men' since dad died,0
zoe saldana brings out tlc for incredible 'no scrubs' performance on 'lip sync battle',0
study: marriages between perfectly matched couples should still only last about 15 years,1
"bush, cheney stand back-to-back, cock shotguns one last time",1
mortified tampax ceo bursts into tears and runs out of boardroom after tampon falls out of briefcase,1
this election decides our future for a generation,0
"parents abandoned 2-year-old son to play 'pokemon go,' police say",0
colombia plunged into uncertainty as voters narrowly reject peace deal with farc rebels,0
when anxiety has you (literally) pulling your hair out,0
staffer investigating puddle of slime on floor looks up to discover coworker cocooned in bannon ooze,1
will ferrell reprises his role as george w. bush for samantha bee,0
great barrier reef offers scuba divers chance to see beautiful diversity of ocean death,1
balance... a reminder from the washing machine,0
sanders campaign headquarters smashed up by gang of pinkerton union busters,1
number of songs gop candidates can use down to 4,1
pizza hut's new 'hut swag' lets you wear your obsession on your sleeve,0
"pakistani boy, u.s. drone form unlikely friendship",1
vice president of making your job harder given raise,1
"obama, romney urge americans to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge'",1
sean spicer uses san bernardino shooting to justify banning 220 million people,0
remembering lynn walker huntley,0
intricacies of meal plan discussed,1
tick scientists confirm 2017 summer will be best on record,1
of course hair stylist remembers gina,1
kindergarten class burning through 6 hamsters a year,1
msnbc head pledges to boost diversity after cinco de mayo disaster,0
huffpost pollster - polls and charts,0
robert reich pleads with trump to quit it with the 'petty' and 'vindictive' tweets,0
frito-lay family of products leaned on during difficult time,1
nra's top lobbyist implies trump is back on its side,0
r.l. stine reveals slappy from night of the living dummy was gay,1
friendly cashier persona briefly dropped to address trainee,1
"buzz aldrin blasts off with the air force thunderbirds, sets record",0
important piece of paper tragically smudged with breadstick grease,1
college freshman from florida has never seen people complain about snow for 5 months before,1
ted cruz: the media salivates when criminals are republican,0
this week in...:the confusing and controversial tpp,0
4 ways retirees can be as 'smart' with their money as donald trump,0
on the margins of the margins: refugees with intellectual disabilities,0
environmentalists warn swedish fish population being decimated by great pacific sour patch,1
strangely compelling 'shybot' roams california desert avoiding humans,0
"police, muslim leaders join hands in mourning at westminster bridge",0
"anne hathaway, james franco spend every moment of oscars tearing into jesse eisenberg",1
nato leader says going it alone not an option after trump victory,0
former 'bachelorette' ali fedotowsky expecting first baby with fiancé kevin manno,0
hurry! early black friday deals have already started on amazon,0
cops seek 'poopgangsta' in christmas eve shooting,0
west virginia flooding kills 24 and submerges towns,0
mike ditka has not been paying attention to history,0
selene chin: ground yourself with the right skills,0
lazy fda approves x-ray vision pills,1
mother's day ad shows moms from the perspective of toddlers,0
is the 'gay parent trap' killing queer culture?,0
expert conversation: 'the right to luxury could constitute a legitimate claim',0
7 simple habits you can adopt to keep fit,0
shocking 'nashville' cliffhanger might be connie britton's swan song,0
ferguson lawmakers approve deal to curb abusive policing,0
samantha bee's spectacular takedown of trolls who went after seattle councilwomen,0
jenny slate has the best college story ever,0
man wearing low-cut swimsuit as though public pool a sun-kissed sardinian cove,1
this author thinks all women are 'crazy' -- and wants us to own it,0
prison warden appears on leno with some of his favorite prisoners,1
ruth bader ginsburg says she never should've waded into colin kaepernick controversy,0
gunman kills at least two american advisers in kabul shooting,0
why scott walker's views on evolution are totally relevant,0
obamacare vs. trumpcare: a public health dilemma,0
man approaches unfamiliar shower knobs like he breaking wild stallion,1
"cynthia erivo will star in harriet tubman biopic, 'harriet'",0
bianchi introduces new bike for blocking commuters on subway during rush hour,1
springing into may/charitable & cultural catch-up,0
friend who not into dogfighting really ruining match for everyone else,1
watch: former british open champ makes embarrassing putting fail,0
herman cain endorses who gives a fuck,1
creative writing professor takes time to give every student personalized false hope,1
man who saw 'star wars: the force awakens' 6 times over holidays thought it was pretty good,1
the false divide between digital vs. traditional media,0
"kodak, nabisco apologize for drunken one-night merger",1
history teacher has unusual favorite president,1
donald trump's pre-super bowl interview ratings dismal compared to obama's. sad!,0
patriot devin mccourty is not visiting the white house: 'i don't feel accepted',0
it's official: dog owners walk way more,0
oakland teacher mistakenly teaches 'economics',1
this 'homoji'  keyboard brings queer shorthand to your text messages,0
please stop asking this unsettling question to women everywhere,0
starving for a fantasy,0
brown workers put company in the black,1
hispanics expected to become majority of u.s. population by middle of father-in-law's rant,1
"if mobile games were honest ... well, you'd probably still be addicted",0
colombia plunged into uncertainty as voters narrowly reject peace deal with farc rebels,0
"how cake became the favorite mode for debate over lgbt rights, other issues",0
sheryl crow unsuccessful; war on iraq begins,1
middle-aged funeral director buys flashy red hearse,1
"second fatwa issued on salman rushdie for derivative, uninspired 13th novel",1
talented kiddos recreate iconic 'dirty dancing' scene on 'america's got talent',0
al-qaeda hires public-relations consultant just to shoot him,1
f. gary gray likely to direct 'fast & furious 8',0
urine-proof paint returns fire on peeing perps,0
everyone unaware how much freshman doing keg stand secretly misses his parents,1
how 'brooklyn' became the year's best book adaptation,0
bus passenger believes she lives in world where curried shrimp is odorless,1
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creative asterisk makes reader unaware of word 'fuck',1
nyc officials assure public most puddles of bodily fluid on streets not contaminated with ebola,1
some people think starbucks is promoting 'gay agenda' on holiday cups,0
study finds no logical reason why planes fly,1
kid about to meet brooklyn nets must not be very sick,1
"joe biden: institutional racism is the problem, not the 1994 crime bill",0
leaving america after the elections? here's a great option.,0
va loan program may be letting veterans down,0
how boehner can 'clean house':  one sentence to prevent government shutdowns forever,0
john kelly suspects jared kushner of being illegal immigrant after observing he has no skills,1
dogs in asia: doctors not dinner,0
water pistol fired using sideways gangsta grip,1
cheney urged not to work blue during convention,1
dice rolled on hot dogs in back of freezer,1
the 5 amazing health benefits of spicy foods,0
classmates.com employees don't have heart to tell ceo about facebook,1
party host proudly informs guests they're eating shark,1
huffpost hill - house republicans vote unanimously to fight later,0
chuck schumer relieved he's never taken stance meaningful enough to have someone mail him explosive,1
biting argument over trump may cost man his ear,0
bush fishing for compliments during press conference,1
maryland high school shooting victim to be taken off life support,0
"a cop's job is difficult, but it can be done without killing humans",0
american horror story: freak show' leak reveals big spoilers,0
"mexico makes a 'risky' last-ditch attempt to save the vaquita, the world's smallest porpoise",0
breaking: adam got a ps4 for christmas,1
china's sexiest panda obliterates own record in latest sex romp,0
trash bag taped over broken southwest plane window,1
how to live the good life in this mexican retirement paradise,0
to hope again,0
7 ways to build a community using data-driven narratives,0
this 'alice in wonderland' wedding will take you down the rabbit hole,0
donald trump says his supporters should 'hit back' at protesters more often,0
brave woman enters restaurant without first looking it up online,1
area man's biggest accomplishment not ever killing anyone with his car,1
these food-inspired bow ties will make you the 'taco' the town,0
start your day chia seed smoothie style,0
"malcolm-jamal warner likens cosby scandal to woody allen, roman polanski controversies",0
artists are drawing the faces of marginalized people in an effort to spread love,0
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i didn't have this end in mind,0
bernie's wrecking crew,0
furloughed willie horton pays respects at george h.w. bush funeral,1
angela merkel vows g20 won't bow to trump on climate change,0
man attends 25-year nursery school reunion,1
recent saving of planet attributed to working assets long-distance plan,1
the 9/11 flag from ground zero is missing,0
plan b releases new heart-shaped tablets for valentine's day,1
"dante, virgil to tour l.a.",1
stick shift bragged about,1
brock turner's mugshot is featured in a criminal justice textbook,0
stage door: wiesenthal,0
5 faith facts about chris christie,0
"republicans reject disclosing findings on trump's business conflicts, russia ties",0
chrissy teigen poses in her bra with teddy bear post-met gala,0
employee wellness programs aren't so voluntary anymore,0
surprise international visit makes for heartwarming first meeting between grandson and grandparents,0
mike myers and jimmy fallon dance to bring some joy to the world,0
the many benefits of lucid dreaming,0
stephen colbert: trump tweets more to attack kristen stewart than condemn anti-semitism,0
the gentrification of higher ed,0
co-op casino robbed again,1
excited white house staffer sends parents 'new york times' article quoting her as anonymous source,1
you won't even miss the meat with these delicious vegetarian sandwiches,0
swiss threaten ricola embargo,1
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fifth-grader writes 'mrs. alan greenspan' all over her notebook,1
malaysia arrests north korean man as row over kim jong nam's death escalates,0
the consumer financial protection bureau: a government agency for promoting growth,0
doctors: cancer patients who watched the onion's amazon pilot daily showed signs of remission,1
pence tells emotional story of longtime friend who was aborted after second trimester,1
nra calls for more common-sense gun deaths,1
more vegetables evolving chocolate-sauce-filled centers as evolutionary imperative,1
man who can't get enough mucus enjoying winter season,1
woman still holding onto hope that toxic friendship could blossom into a toxic relationship,1
beyoncé met the final five and all of our dreams came true,0
a starry night of gershwin by the philadelphians,0
key georgia democrat switches from clinton to sanders,0
lawn failing to pull off big rock in corner look,1
lady gaga introduces us to her creepy 'american horror story: hotel' children,0
kids as crash test dummies: brownback outsources child support services to donor,0
ceo's funeral a networking dream,1
sense8' trailer previews netflix's most mysterious show yet,0
kansas bans poor people from spending welfare on cruise ships,0
the best rooftop bars in the u.s.,0
the winners and losers of the nba draft lottery,0
news website likes to set aside a little ad space to promote own articles,1
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scientists working on immortality better hurry up because ian mckellen is 73,1
carrie fisher remembered as fans celebrate 'star wars day',0
how (not) to repeat history,0
report: election may come down to single candidate,1
mgm releases gala sixth-anniversary edition of son-in-law,1
nation delighted as many famous people in same room together,1
why i'll happily pay for tidal,0
pack of harpies ordered their crostini literally 20 minutes ago,1
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historical archives: secret society of free-bakers has fail'd to gain influence,1
poll: 78% of americans hope cataclysmic event wiping out humanity will have big tidal wave,1
four emergency workers barred from duty following nypd chokehold death,0
candidates annoyed to have to take stance on zinc mining,1
trump: oscar mix-up happened because the focus was on attacking me,0
nation ready for its din din,1
"reid, warren meet with progressive groups ahead of looming government shutdown",0
kate middleton feels royal baby kicking during queen's coronation anniversary,1
bush unveils new blind-faith-based initiatives,1
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mount holyoke commencement speaker thanks activists for their 'disruption',0
milo yiannopoulos speech at berkeley canceled amid violent protests,0
pope asks to be taken off list of world's 100 richest people,1
new omnigrain cheerios made with every existing grain on earth,1
trump threw trans soldiers under the bus just to distract from gop health care grift,0
ashley judd fires up women's march with stirring 'nasty woman' performance,0
louie gohmert threatens to quit shopping at target,0
watch john malkovich perform as a 'lady' in david lynch homage,0
"if the us wants arabs as partners, we must treat them as such",0
no one admits to fart joke,1
nation's moms demand christmas list,1
man fears he may never trust again after treasured picture of duck turns out to be rabbit,1
ted cruz will speak at the gop convention,0
man's dream to get drunk in an a-frame finally realized,1
maze with cheese in center enters human trials following decades of testing on mice,1
at&t set to announce directv acquisition sunday,0
kevin bacon talking about his band approved as prescription sedative,1
brands that make you aww,0
tv in l.a. bar switched over to 'american dad' rerun without complaint,1
meet the millennial men who love hillary clinton,0
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here's what you should know about that secret seychelles meeting,0
cnn's erin burnett reports donald trump kissed her friend without consent,0
report: 99% of employees would use boss as human shield in event of workplace attack,1
where in the world is the best place to be in may?,0
what the new superbug means for the fight against antibiotic resistance,0
isis operatives destroy hofner bass guitar signed by paul mccartney,1
mom wants to know if the people who live in your apartment building are nice,1
these new 'ahs: freak show' teasers are legitimately terrifying,0
south dakota high school principal injured in school shooting,0
never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good,1
the dangers behind teen texting and driving,0
california's best answer to prison overcrowding,0
area woman marries into health insurance,1
busy mom wishes she had enough spare time to fuck cia director,1
driver swerves to avoid deer standing right in middle of zoo,1
the truth about generic vs. brand-name medications,0
hillshire farm releases circumcised bratwurst,1
this congressman thinks we can fix the economy by drinking beer,0
overpopulation concerns force u.s. to reopen south dakota,1
turkish actor thinks he's cüneyt fucking arkin,1
curly fry inventor strikes out with curly veal,1
dismembered nate silver found in dumpster behind gallup headquarters,1
"emerson, lake & palmer co-founder, greg lake, dead at 69",0
democrats look for a deeper bench of rich donors,0
iggy azalea lands small movie role,0
house votes against trump's national emergency on grounds that only congress allowed to misappropriate funds,1
55 tips to lose the weight for good,0
ancient flying beast named after 'avatar' creature,0
(still) daring to be different in dr. martens,0
friends from home embarrassing,1
latino democrats arrested protesting trump on immigration,0
"time for japan to get more involved in the middle east,' says mp taro kono",0
don't blame 'a' but 'pretty little liars' is ending after 7 seasons,0
"social unity is most important, says pm modi on india's 70th independence day",0
irs now requiring taxpayers to tip,1
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candidates annoyed to have to take stance on zinc mining,1
"paul giamatti cuts back on acting to focus on signature line of shapeless khakis, rumpled polos",1
8 things guns compensate for (besides your penis),0
a family dog's letter to his boy,0
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5 lessons from chibok,0
"lost cat, dog on journey die immediately",1
larry king's frothing saliva hosed off bette midler,1
epa unveils plan to improve conditions for nation's sludge,1
setting the record straight on sexual assaults on campus,0
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progressive parents allow child to choose how he's ostracized by peers,1
what is love? this lesbian teen has it all figured out (video),0
south korea on heightened alert as north readies for army celebration,0
bankrupt dot-com proud to have briefly changed the way people buy cheese graters,1
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fox news guest blames liberals for inner-city violence,0
yellowstone places old faithful on 6-month loan to acadia national park,1
trump supporters move to block vote recounts in 3 states,0
"man concerned he spread himself too thin between eating sandwich, watching television",1
charles durning hocks up four-pound chunk of phlegm,1
people are going nuts over disturbingly realistic penis lipsticks,0
can caribbean cricket get its (political) groove back?,0
gwyneth paltrow testifies against man accused of stalking her for 17 years,0
can research identify a school that's working?,0
timeout or burnout,0
mob of rowdy mothers bum-rush botanical garden,1
only name area man recognizes on ballot 'jill stein',1
83rd birthday party stretches definition of party,1
mannequins seem really in love,1
afghan presidential election takes dangerous turn,0
dan harmon finally reveals reason behind 'rick and morty' delays,0
police leaders join effort to reduce incarceration rate,0
microsoft's solitaire is turning 25!,0
u.s. military honors sacrifices of nfl players by wearing jerseys throughout december,1
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white sprinter finishes fifth,1
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"study finds 'missionary,' 'in love' most popular porn search terms",1
this life isn't worth a damn': the precarious existence of czech intellectuals,0
evidence piling up mom slept with one of her college professors,1
damning report claims mexican federal police participated in disappearance of 43 students,0
child lies for parents' own good,1
man stuck in no-man's land between two domino's delivery areas,1
baltimore named city with best quality of pigeon life,1
news photographer found slain in mexico city,0
paris jackson stands up to social media haters and their 'ridiculous' expectations,0
roller coaster designer's artistic vision sullied by fantastic four tie-in,1
double amputee proves he is capable of anything,1
perky optimist brings joy everywhere she leaves,1
"on the steps of the supreme court, too happy to hate",0
several injured after vehicle plows into crowd near london mosque,0
heavy police presence in ferguson to ensure residents adequately provoked,1
aides gently tell trump he can't bring all his gold lion statues on airplane,1
what 'scandalous' changes could be coming to the catholic church?,0
moviepass attempts to increase profitability by no longer mailing out free $500 a month to subscribers,1
loser can't even get wife pregnant,1
daily meditation: by the riverside,0
sports section tragically missing,1
"middle east small talks to focus on getting israel, palestine to discuss weather",1
police near st. louis quash peaceful protest by declaring it an unlawful assembly,0
this video nails the messed up way anti-abortion legislation gets pushed,0
astronomers confirm moon will have dozens of new phases in 2019,1
embarrassing bounced check from greece taped up in imf headquarters,1
rupaul is getting a star on the walk of fame,0
remarkable new documentary on burma's children,0
man can still win fantasy football this week provided tight end scores 9 touchdowns on monday,1
an eerie series that examines whether we ever truly die on the internet,0
nursing-home resident receives $5.25 worth of care per hour,1
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man who pulls up with music pumping probably coming from someplace cooler,1
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the mid-sex realization that changed everything,0
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report: majority of americans proficient at owing large sums of money,1
new plastic surgery technique makes 40-year-old women look like really-weird-looking 38-year-olds,1
stretch of highway learns it was adopted,1
new 'incredibles 2' trailer is all about mom's new job and dad staying at home,0
you to receive 15 pounds of venison sausage from uncle,1
"the truth about politics: mo' money, mo' problems",0
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ian mckellen says actresses used to proposition directors for sex,0
budget cheat day lets government splurge on anything it wants once a week,1
spokeswoman gives birth to spokeschild,1
catholic church condemns metrosexuality,1
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study finds 87% of knowledge about nation comes from side of u-haul trucks,1
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32-year-old actress dies of old age,1
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more american children are doing yoga than ever before,0
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why send humans to space when we can send robots?,0
obamacare helps uninsured americans become blindingly enraged at insurance companies,1
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lupita nyong'o talks 'the culture of hair' alongside gorgeous photo shoot for allure,0
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trump catches self briefly believing own campaign rhetoric,1
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lunchbox mostly medications,1
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"f. scott fitzgerald, a princeton graduate with his diploma at last",0
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trump threatens venezuela with possible 'military option',0
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the rnc asked tweeters to take a donald trump approval poll. they did so with glee.,0
man psyches self out during selection of ice-cream flavor,1
woman says cops 'murdered' brother in tussle after breaking into home without warrant,0
teenage girl who survived plane crash walked for days before getting picked up by motorist,0
gop statisticians develop new branch of math to formulate scenarios in which trump doesn't win nomination,1
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area pie hole shut,1
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jack antonoff opens up about struggling with depression,0
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"dear graduates, put your online superpowers to work",0
"obama, tennessee titans have no clue why team invited to white house",1
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jenny beavan doesn't care if people didn't clap for her at the oscars,0
man jailed for social security scam set up by late father in 1945,0
"america a fascist police state, stoned underage drunk driver charges",1
new freestyle rap card game is bringing hip-hop culture to your tabletop,0
here are a bunch of people donald trump has criticized instead of neo-nazis,0
cousin really going all-in on retweeting porn stars,1
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government admits to hiding embarrassingly lame 1973 extraterrestrial encounter,1
this was the xfl': examining television's greatest sports flop ever,0
sessions: 'i am proud to have served white america',1
u.s. budget deficit to balloon on republican tax cuts: cbo,0
harvard's black students pen powerful response to grand jury decisions,0
man charged in disappearance of north carolina toddler,0
cake just sitting there,1
kentucky newspapers endorse alison lundergan grimes,0
"from ferguson to staten island, justice and accountability are nowhere in sight",0
man dies all by himself,1
it's complicated': how i learned to fend off that question,0
"just a stay-in-bed kind of day, fire department declares",1
secret service took 15 minutes to catch white house fence jumper: report,0
arkansas gets permission to enforce voter id law in primaries,0
the 5 running essentials you need to train for your first 5k,0
those close to nation say it showed dozens of warning signs leading up to massacre,1
11 of the best doughnut recipes you've ever seen,0
busybody fireman ruins suicide attempt,1
comments mysteriously disabled on youtube video of sparrow in yard,1
when your life clicks into place,0
federal judge tosses 'clock kid' ahmed mohamed's discrimination lawsuit,0
aging father struggling to keep family's personal failings straight,1
habitat for humanity investigated for working conditions after 92-year-old laborer collapses on site,1
5 financial wake-up calls -- and what you can learn from them,0
report: your father currently typing 'naked women' into yahoo images search bar,1
don't even think about blaming khloe kardashian for james harden's bad season,0
justice roberts stops in middle of oath of office to remind audience this just his job,1
"i don't know who i am anymore, little buddy!' says mother in midst of nervous breakdown",1
donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick,0
fight white supremacy with your wallet and your voice,0
satan depressed all weekend after man opts out of casino trip,1
watch: ferguson protesters have some demands,0
hardened snacker keeps trying to rediscover that first mind-blowing nacho cheese high,1
"white house officials confirm malia obama now seven feet, nine inches tall",1
spooked rubio staffers drive slowly past abandoned jeb bush campaign headquarters,1
college junior shares his strategy for getting the most out of tinder,0
the myth of the ethical shopper,0
donald trump says he'll cancel boeing's air force one contract,0
coworkers pull off daring one-hour lunch break,1
fox news statement taunting trump was '100 percent' roger ailes,0
gray wolves sighted in capitol building for first time in 85 years,1
goth kid builds scary-ass birdhouse,1
longtime employee given small pewter object,1
historical archives: kid-ney bean shaped organ recently discovered,1
snack scientists develop previously unthinkable capacity to stuff cheese inside itself,1
prison riot in mexico leaves 52 dead,0
missing alaska family died in murder-suicide: police,0
transgender community caught slightly off guard by baskin-robbins' enthusiastic support,1
poll: majority of americans ready to give up on u.s. if someone else goes first,1
friend's wife encountered twice a year,1
the daily szep- gop circus,0
artists are drawing the faces of marginalized people in an effort to spread love,0
rubio slams private fundraiser secrecy: 'it's a public event',0
leno to tell outrageous o.j. joke,1
over 450 protesters arrested in tehran during crackdown on anti-government demonstrations,0
sheryl crow unsuccessful; war on iraq begins,1
hugh grant marries for the first time at age 57,0
"fbi warns republican memo could undermine faith in massive, unaccountable government secret agencies",1
biden busted in dnc parking lot selling bootleg 'i'm with her' t-shirts,1
apparently andrew wk is a healer,0
donut shop's mission statement awfully ambitious,1
back for a second season: hardwired 2.0,0
wikipedia users surprised nobody's made page for john lennon yet,1
word 'immunity' used outside of reality show for first time in five years,1
ben carson slowly floats away from earth,1
california lawmakers want uc davis chancellor to resign,0
"miami-dade county bans styrofoam from parks, beaches",0
uganda's top anglican leader doubles down on anti-gay law,0
library used its 3d printer to make prosthetic hand for girl,0
faith healer loses patient during routine miracle,1
u.n. aid workers distributing food to malnourished kfc customers,1
how apps can cause us to take fewer risks in the game of life,0
protest again delays hawaii giant telescope construction,0
"on eve of olympics, top investigator details secret efforts to undermine russian doping probe",0
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encouraging report from radical extremist think tank finds america no safer since 9/11,1
hillary clinton taps pusha t for voter registration drive,0
new evidence suggests dinosaurs died in cretaceous period hospice,1
obesity-study lab rat's life pretty sweet,1
do you have the courage to save your life? angelina jolie shows how you can,0
hillary 2016: her personal brand,0
power-plant employee sneaks electricity home in lunchbox,1
towels across water park lounge chairs mark family's ironclad claim,1
josh earnest wants the new york times to give obama credit for transparency,0
miami police officer's facebook plea: 'everyone's life matters',0
"ricky martin's style evolution, from menudo to mullets and beyond",0
poll finds only 83% of new yorkers visit statue of liberty every day,1
asian-american cops sue california police department over discrimination,0
why do weddings cost so much?,0
the catalan independence movement just scored a huge victory,0
united airlines flies children with serious illnesses to santa's north pole,0
elizabeth warren calls donald trump a 'racist bully',0
why hosting a party for complete strangers may be the best thing you ever do,0
mexican economic minister prepared 'to talk to the devil' if trump wins,0
why the new hollywood will never live up to old hollywood,0
"one woman, two proposals, dumbfounding indecision",0
martha raddatz was the mvp of that horrifying debate,0
princess charlotte is 'bonding' quite a lot with new baby brother,0
actor nils hognestad performs in front of a live audience on some assembly required,0
"police fatally shoot black man in san diego suburb, sparking protests",0
advertiser thought this sponsored post was good idea,1
sean spicer quietly puts painting back over unfinished escape tunnel,1
"if you want to read this book, you'll have to buy an ipad",0
scott pruitt (sort of) answers whether trump believes in climate change,0
anne frank center blasts trump's limp anti-semitism response,0
mike pence's 'hamilton' recollection conflicts with donald trump's take,0
slow-thinking bystander weighing pros and cons of pulling man out of river,1
amy schumer stuns in a white minidress at gq men of the year party,0
hot 'n' nasty butt cum chixx' to appear as 'creative concepts' on credit-card bill,1
ups guy hasn't heard a doorbell like that one in a while,1
robin hood foundation,0
"god fucking dammit, you're a stupid fucking moron,' whispers woman who realizes she missed ice dancing",1
university admits chocolate milk doesn't alleviate effects of concussions,0
"5,000 jack-o'-lanterns stun in haunting halloween display",0
queer christians respond to jeff sessions' new 'license to discriminate',0
twitter is appalled at the west coast's favorite thanksgiving side dish,0
travel channel blows its 'bed and breakfasts of new england' wad,1
inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand,0
coroner's report finds no clear evidence of torture on otto warmbier's body,0
"ride-hailing drivers probably make even less than they think, mit paper finds",0
16-year-old excited to have whole summer to plan shooting for next school year,1
dinner recipe ideas to cook with your roommate,0
john oliver rallies 'time-wasters and troublemakers' to fight the fcc,0
two incredible beatboxers make corporate jargon sound way better than your boss does,0
ass' finally inducted into video game hall of fame,1
"it's simply bursting with creative wonder,' says reviewer of new game where mario sometimes dresses as chef",1
area man has own version of neighborhood-watch program,1
why traveling is the smartest way to spend your tax refund,0
congress can't remember last time it got together and legislated like this,1
winston churchill's grandson introduces a new nickname for donald trump,0
i don't exist: a reflection on contemporary journalism,0
why this congressman is skipping the inauguration and marching with women,0
"box of old playboys found, good ones too",1
"finally, a virtual reality headset that's cheap and actually works",0
immigration legislation is dead -- now what?,0
supreme court rules in favor of most buck-wild pride parade nation's ever seen,1
climate change may melt the glaciers from glacier national park,0
top democrats defend bill clinton meeting with loretta lynch,0
incredibles 2' forced to take out grisly cannibalism scene in order to secure pg rating,1
"california bans pet shop sales of non-rescue cats, dogs and rabbits",0
fourth-grade teacher polishing up speech on this not being third grade anymore,1
read the full text of donald trump's executive order limiting muslim entry to the u.s.,0
fbi panicking after learning encrypted national security communications may have been intercepted by trump administration,1
here's a highlight reel of sean spicer's bumbling from 'jimmy kimmel',0
how robert reich is persuading the country to fight for economic equality,0
rnc leader to trump: tone it down!,0
study finds 79% of statistics now sobering,1
the spirit of paris must prevail,0
"cackling npr host warns upcoming segment may feature content too dark, too chilling, too positively ghoulish for young listeners",1
why should you feel threatened by the greeting card industry?,0
study can't confirm results of many psychology experiments,0
consider britney spears thoroughly unimpressed with ariana grande's impression of her,0
houthi official: yemen strikes by saudi arabia will set off 'wide war',0
"paris terror harms france, islam, and the world",0
nate silver defends torture methods used to make election projections,1
schumer trolls trump tax plan: you're doing it wrong,0
man's body running out of ideas to convince him he full,1
chili's customer who just finished ribs platter given complimentary hose-down,1
j balvin to receive vision award at 2016 hispanic heritage awards,0
tuesday's morning email: take a look at the wildfires devastating california wine country,0
bill clinton agrees to disclose guacamole recipe,1
voters shocked christie botched such an easy political cover-up,1
this reporter had no idea he interviewed a 'breaking bad' star,0
lights go on part xx: grateful,0
trump surrogate enjoying thrill of not knowing what she going to be defending minute to minute,1
i didn't have this end in mind,0
"wine glasses, burnt-down candles, strewn rose petals suggest dolphins courting pete carroll",1
what has becoming a parent done to me?,0
shell-shocked' cnbc staffers had long flight home,0
lawn mower injured in rand paul attack returns to work,1
terrible fucking taste sweeps teen choice awards,1
shake it off: what i learned from a negative review,0
"1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus",0
kesha's best revenge with 'praying' and 'woman' is her healing,0
airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries,0
report: last time anyone actually rose to the occasion was 2002,1
facebook to begin letting users know if their data was harvested by cambridge analytica,0
"9 ways you're failing at life, according to old school latino parents",0
friend really laying into self for failing to reply to email sooner,1
leonardo dicaprio hopes he screamed and cried good enough in 'the revenant' to win oscar,1
san andreas fault feels terrible for what it's about to do,1
eclipse comes just in time to save john kerry from tribe of island cannibals,1
teen unsure how to break it to parents that the devil got her pregnant,1
nick tilsen is building a $60 million sustainable community on the pine ridge indian reservation,0
how to help victims of louisiana floods,0
the real reason trump can't break the gop,0
islamophobic heckler interrupts muslim woman's tv interview on islamophobia,0
meatless monday: portuguese mashup,0
walmart vows to defend whichever gays buy their cheap shit,1
report: average american has just 20% of what it takes,1
man holding giant turkey leg never been more captivating in entire life,1
desktop zen rock garden thrown at assistant,1
watch: shep smith's chilling description of new isis video,0
coal now too expensive to put in christmas stockings,1
report: it a miracle nothing has punctured your eye yet,1
naturist retreat ends in boner,1
5 facts about life i've realized this year,0
why i decided not to do a phd,0
how trump's homophobic usda chief scientist pick directly threatens lgbtq people,0
"medicine has a sexism problem, and it's making sick women sicker",0
"harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples",0
measles cases could triple even with just a small decline in vaccinations,0
mom tries to appear interested in daughter's documentary,1
fake melania trump dreams of day she'll retire role as donald's wife on 'colbert',0
hometown boy makes good enough,1
head of nbc suddenly remembers he meant to cancel 'rock center' 8 weeks ago,1
"dozens of endangered seals wash up dead, starving on california beaches",0
jeopardy!' bans obsessive weirdos who ruin the fun by preparing way too much for show,1
"happy new year, president trump: the hunt for silver linings",0
fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas,0
can blind auditions change the ratio of women in tech journalism?,0
7 infections athletes could get from rio's contaminated waters,0
new ad hammers trump as too impulsive to allow near the nuclear button,0
indonesia's oldest queer rights group turns 30 facing difficult future,0
"what happened?' keep asking, because we still don't know",0
sacred sites,0
mule-ing it over: high heels and the law,0
carrie fisher remembered as fans celebrate 'star wars day',0
friends trying on each other's glasses revel in glorious mayhem of having slightly different prescriptions,1
apartment returns to pre-houseguest level of tension,1
"wall street lobbyists and d.c. ""insiders"" wrong (again) on dol conflict of interest rule",0
ted cruz provides detailed response to moderator's question about why his face so fucking infuriating,1
5 common medicare mistakes and how to avoid them,0
"bush vows to do 'that thing gore just said, only better'",1
"woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say",0
article about return of burger king chicken fries only news area man has clicked on today,1
president barack obama slams 'repeal and delay' approach to affordable care act,0
area man likes food,1
sean hannity goes berserk after losing conservative media award,0
"news roundup for september 15, 2017",0
donald trump spends another valentine's day completely alone,1
man not sure why girlfriend having him hang cluster of empty picture frames but willing to go with it,1
going out on a limb: will the democrats hold onto the senate?,0
no one has heart to ask human beat box to stop,1
steve bannon marks draft of executive order he likes with noxious pheromone secretion,1
tsa guy circling stuff on boarding pass with reckless abandon,1
boxer hopes he can make money punching things in retirement,1
the best toys to shop on prime day for kids of all ages,0
don't rely on your fitness tracker to lose weight,0
false ballistic missile alert sends hawaii into 'complete panic',0
3 tips for a happy financial new year,0
jimmy kimmel brings tourists into oscars for highly entertaining bit,0
when arab power meets smart power,0
sean spicer is irreplaceable,0
criminal mad that man called the cops on him,1
the knicks and magic played the worst quarter in nba history last night,0
man with apple hovering in front of face sues rené magritte's estate,1
bernice king says trump's racist comments are 'troubling to our humanity',0
trophy son half father's age,1
ana navarro explains why it's hard for marginalized groups to give trump a chance,0
are introverts or extroverts happier?,0
will the real jesus please stand up?,0
hillary clinton calls water crisis 'immoral' in visit to flint,0
"saying goodbye to hollywood's hottest, seediest address",0
the one thing you need to know about 'the judge',0
palestinian family trapped under rubble thrilled to hear 'gaza' trending on twitter,1
mitch mcconnell won't answer for trump's alt-right white house strategist,0
how the pentagon misled congress to stop a law intended to help rape victims,0
selig counted money while baseball lost the next generation of fans,0
god excited he only two mortgage payments away from owning heaven,1
"i care for everyone, but i'm nobody's caretaker",0
man anxiously scanning bar's reaction to jukebox selection,1
reverend al sharpton takes time off from holy duties to make tv appearance,1
parenting in the time of viral,0
same thang second strang.,0
pfizer mercifully puts down another batch of trial patients,1
inner-city prodigy earns ged at age 11,1
somali pirates tow guy with stalled jet ski,1
j.j. abrams wishes fans a happy star wars day from set,0
staffer investigating puddle of slime on floor looks up to discover coworker cocooned in bannon ooze,1
biden winks after offering to buy eggnog for white house christmas party,1
final harry potter book blasted for containing spoilers,1
"white house: 'for russia, the real sanction is knowing that they let us down'",1
benefits of open office not extended to ceo,1
"brad pitt promises 1,000 years of peace",1
lutheran minister arrested on charges of boring young children,1
"sadly, gift certificate to loews cinemas perfect gift for area man",1
nation's journalists remember quaint time when 'huffington post' seemed like death of news industry,1
making the road in new york: a model for work-family policy change,0
i'm finally ok with letting myself be 'uncomfortable',0
bush proud u.s. economic woes can still depress world markets,1
lowe's introduces 2-way ladder user can also climb down,1
christian bale given neutered male statuette named oscar,1
staten island teen dies from asthma while fleeing racist crew waving gun,0
watch: fox news guest blames mass shooting on 'homosexual impulses',0
marital rape is not a crime in india. but one high court judge is pushing for change.,0
"there is no right way, just write",0
trump's war in yemen is a gift for al qaeda,0
man tinkering with anecdote set list before next date,1
"women in business q&a: blair christie, senior vice president and chief marketing officer, cisco",0
"songs from the big chair gets supersized: chats with tff's roland orzabal & curt smith, lloyd cole and lang lang...plus!",0
crowd of voters cheers patronizing rhetoric,1
surgeon general recommends exercising once every several months during flash of panic about health,1
trump's usda pick with ties to russia investigation withdraws nomination,0
now this is how you rock white-on-white,0
man really letting no one have it during exit interview,1
teacher asks students to split into 2 groups to simulate ideal class size,1
biggest data leak in history reveals the global reach of dirty money,0
are you catching other people's emotions?,0
report: there just something dark and intriguing about man with serious personality disorder,1
#trumphair is the hilarious hashtag our country deserves,0
nicolas cage helps raise awareness about missing ohio teen,0
mexican presidential candidate calls for cutting off thieves' hands,0
public higher education in america is facing an existential emergency,0
the geography of food stamps: cuts could hurt rural areas harder,0
14 photos that show the special bond between moms and daughters,0
"my high school boyfriend, the con artist",0
"white attacker allegedly tells black man, 'i can kill you and nothing will happen'",0
boss' threats hilarious,1
the myth of the ethical shopper,0
"from goofy ridge to sandwich, here are the weirdest place names in illinois",0
grandma in nursing home starts adorable little sexual relationship,1
georgia congressional candidate receives threatening package,0
woman leaving meeting worried she came off as too competent,1
jennifer lawrence honored robert de niro at the glaad media awards the only way she knows how,0
study finds owning cool leather jacket more rewarding than raising children,1
"rest assured, amy schumer and jennifer lawrence still hang out",0
tuesday's morning email: 62 days until election day,0
nation's entertainment reporters return to celeb beach body beat following coverage of weinstein scandal,1
"honest, hardworking man leans against reliable pickup truck",1
this mountain bike trail is nothing short of terrifying,0
staples adds 'staff picks' section,1
grandson has long hair,1
the good girl's guide to socializing with celebs,0
the gop tax plan tells us everything about who matters in american democracy,0
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the obscure trade provision everyone is talking about,0
pentagon to withhold budget figures out of respect for american families,1
black people need more representation and fewer 'representatives',0
83-year-old sneaks into 65-to-80 singles dance,1
dazed jeff bezos realizes he spent entire conversation thinking about how to automate person talking to him,1
kid who hugged cop in viral protest photo feared dead in family car plunge,0
nevada politician: getting an abortion was 'the right decision' for me,0
10 things to keep in mind when telling your kids about the divorce,0
"after criticism, benjamin netanyahu defends planned speech to congress",0
homosexuality is not an addiction',0
3 tips for coping with grief during the holidays,0
new hyundai owner sort of brags about it to co-workers,1
area man has own version of neighborhood-watch program,1
climate change gets its due in the democratic debate,0
i'm so ready for more queer black girl celebrity couples,0
what i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy,0
business-owned women outnumber women-owned businesses,1
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senator dick durbin forced to watch state of the union address from home after getting ripped off by ticket scalper,1
tuesday's morning email: trump's bad press just got worse,0
texas to execute death row inmates with new 3-drug molotov cocktail,1
burned-out coffee-shop employee just lets paul simon play for fifth time,1
what do kendrick and kanye owe women listeners?,0
clinton campaign airlifts 200 crates of volunteers to wisconsin headquarters,1
bob corker: donald trump's legacy will be the 'debasement of our nation',0
"beijing, brazil, 7-1: awareness shift in soccer, society",0
"jesus announces plans to return once the dow clears 27,000",1
"emergency responders working to dislodge commercial jet from thick, polluted cloud over new delhi",1
white male privilege squandered on job at best buy,1
kellyanne conway denies mike pence's expensive nfl exit was a 'political stunt',0
"ryan to unveil policy agenda, starting with anti-poverty initiative",0
family embarrassed by way son died,1
this little detail could cause a government shutdown,0
pit bull lovers gather in washington,0
frocked podium boys shine in pre-state-of-the-union rituals,1
hubris rewarded,1
"gold star family promised $25,000 by trump finally receives check in the mail",0
fanatically devoted nerd could potentially turn on simon pegg at any moment,1
older cousin thinks it about time to have uninformed sex talk with area 8-year-old,1
"verizon ny charged 'basic rate' phone customers multiple rate increases for the deployment of the fios, title ii, fttp broadband networks",0
gop announces plan to go after obamacare,1
"outside groups kick into high gear post-primary in georgia, south carolina",0
dysfunctional family statistically average,1
text history with mom a succinct chronology of relatives' hospital visits,1
a different kind of mom,0
the light in the piazza: new productions of 'cavalleria rusticana' and 'pagliacci' at the met,0
"a hi-tech veggie burger so good, it'll convert meat eaters",0
montana gop candidate owns stake in company accused of paying off isis,0
uninsured rate down way more in states that embraced obamacare,0
greek populace woken up at 6 a.m. by angela merkel's voice booming through loudspeakers across country,1
new apple campaign urges consumers to buy iphone for other hand,1
academy president says it's up to the film studios to encourage diversity in hollywood,0
"watch live: musicians carlos santana, gregg rolie & neal schon on their new album",0
betsy devos stirs uproar by saying schools can call ice on undocumented kids,0
romantic gesture too expensive to waste on current girlfriend,1
"behold, chris christie's fawning 'interview' with donald trump",0
"livestock happiest, healthiest attendees of state fair",1
showerin' real good continues to top bridal style trends of 2017,1
why atlanta could elect its first white mayor in 4 decades,0
astronomers celebrate 300th anniversary of discovering sky,1
barbaric fifth grader gouges paper onto binder ring without so much as hole punch,1
david letterman on why he doesn't care that much about television anymore,0
all of man's time-wasting websites exhausted before lunch,1
the last broadcast,0
aides rush on stage to rotate scott walker back to direction of audience,1
fingerprints on bathroom stall hopefully just menstrual blood,1
nevada downpour caused over $1 million in damage,0
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floyd mayweather jr. stripped of title from manny pacquiao fight,0
biden chokes up while describing hardworking americans who can only afford shitty ditch weed,1
new okcupid feature alerts users when it's time to come crawling back,1
world bank poised to deny africa's indigenous peoples their rights,0
bank of america introduces new existential rewards credit card program,1
conservative media throw virginia gop candidate under the bus after election loss,0
congress passes 34th short-term funding patch for highways,0
fbi launches nationwide manhunt for new office manager,1
"as high court weighs online sales taxes, states get ready to pounce",0
bush campaign paints kerry as pre-raphaelite contessa,1
"maxwell brings viral cashier on stage to sing with him, and he nails it",0
cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones,1
"hillary stays quiet on critical issues, just like in 2008",0
ciro guerra's 'embrace of the serpent' at cannes: a conversation with the colombian director about shamanism,0
annoying man more annoying after skydiving,1
nypd lets suspicious man go after only finding 'catcher in the rye' in backpack,1
"doll-housing crisis set to worsen, mean older brother says",1
affordable fast food that's good for you? what a concept,0
"hold still,' says eric trump swinging sword at don jr. trapped inside knight's armor",1
gay olympian finds 'silver lining' in broken thumb: he won't have to shake pence's hand,0
some guy who's not stephen colbert to deliver college's commencement speech,1
biologists still uncertain about evolutionary function of ugly people,1
why are bi men less likely to open up about same-sex attraction?,0
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crullers explained,1
"romney dominated debate, say pundits trying to figure out gop candidate's policies",1
night out thrown off-balance by friend unexpectedly bringing someone,1
house of cards' tweet about the comey testimony is spot on,0
report: 98% of german sexual intercourse uploaded to pornhub,1
teen disfigured by catcaller's pipe attack,0
just another lingering flu' by dr. david lourea (excerpt),0
ben carson calls transgender military members a distraction,0
beyonce's out there making corset pants happen,0
remington debuts new split barrel murder-suicide shotgun,1
crucifix a testament to man's wealth,1
"cruz hits back at 'cronyist, washington cartel' iowa governor",0
stunt biker danny macaskill turns scotland into the world's most incredible obstacle course,0
cdc rolls out fleet of narcan biplanes to fumigate opioid-ravaged small towns,1
brad pitt and the kids fill in for angelina at 'unbroken' premiere,0
yoga master: diamond dallas page's reluctant destiny,0
majority of time at party spent trying to figure out ride home,1
area woman not about to miss ally mcbeal for that,1
this so typical of hemophiliac,1
focus groups hated it right up until guy's head got cut off,1
piers morgan bragged about how manly he is. it didn't go well.,0
man just wants one trip to laundromat where he doesn't meet perfect woman,1
i tried these 4 meal kit services so you don't have to,0
defending journalism in the age of trump,0
lester holt begins debate by reminding audience these the candidates they chose,1
domino's introduces thanksgiving feast pizza,1
want to sleep in 'the world's largest grave'? airbnb to the rescue,0
3 tips for coping with grief during the holidays,0
these 8 arab cartoonists fight for freedom of expression every day,0
john kelly roots out remaining priebus sympathizers hiding in tunnels throughout white house,1
12-year-old camper excited to meet girls who will torture her for rest of summer,1
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the chew' co-host wants her kids to know moms can be more than mothers,0
"everyone told me my second child would be so much harder than my first, but they were wrong",0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
traveling in britain during a transit strike? log on to twitter.,0
poll shows support for birth control mandate on eve of court ruling,0
thousands of people who failed background checks in 2016 bought guns anyway,0
sarah palin slams donald trump's carrier deal as 'crony capitalism',0
drooling imbecile rocks back and forth in delight while watching arby's clap back at burger king on twitter,1
pope criticizes conservatives at key church gathering,0
doctors to exercising seniors: don't bother,1
watch a carnivore make vegans sound like meatheads,0
cbs sitcoms under fire for using prison laughter,1
no good deed' outpaces 'dolphin tale 2' at the box office,0
"love hurts: a mature, brief surmise on moving on from rejection and heartache",0
toilet-paper edge given classy appearance with triangular fold,1
report: much of u.s. still underpaved,1
dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain,0
shamed and abandoned: the fate of syria's former female inmates,0
aclu sues trump administration over voter fraud probe,0
yalie strikes harvard lad sharply about the face and neck,1
is the media selling or telling: how perception management works in israel's war on gaza,0
10 things that really make my head explode,0
ecstatic pope francis finally lands role as mary in st. peter's christmas pageant,1
10-year-old shocked woman from 'guinness book' who can pop her eyes out not a millionaire,1
"runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school",0
breaking: we're doing a bad job,1
u.s. won't rule out escalating defense-sector profits from syria conflict,1
chaka khan collaborates with terri lyne carrington on sinatra's 'i'm a fool to want you',0
rubio's path to an outright win has vanished,0
"loss of cat child's first real experience with death, killing",1
paul ryan currently 141 miles into run through wisconsin countryside,1
"theater: glorious ""spring,"" sugar ""daddy,"" stingy stein",0
watch pharrell dance across the globe in gorgeous 'freedom' video,0
conflict and late rains drive thousands from their homes in somalia,0
epa unveils plan to improve conditions for nation's sludge,1
turkish actor thinks he's cüneyt fucking arkin,1
soda taxes create complicated rules,0
¡que vivan los amos de casa!,0
a presidency under siege,0
retarded child gets new video game right before every dinner party,1
50-year-old prince licks aarp representative's face,1
presumed innocent. found dead.,0
death of high school quarterback evan murray ruled an accident,0
conservative media throw virginia gop candidate under the bus after election loss,0
donald trump's lawyer claims president was never told about son's russia meeting,0
dead ipod remembered as expensive,1
nationwide art project is making space for historic women in all 50 states,0
mother of slaying victim glad it was onion reporter who knocked on her door half an hour after funeral,1
the average nfl career lasts just 3 years. this player is focused on what happens next.,0
trump's talk on terror and iraq has experts worried about a coming backlash,0
report: white house exploring new value-added tax and carbon tax,0
hillary clinton sends pizza to fans camping out overnight for her book signing,0
december north dakota oil spill more than 3 times larger than initial estimate,0
tired of the cat eye? try this liner trick instead,0
groups working to make the world wide web live up to its name,0
u.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate,0
lapd going about day in uncomfortable silence,1
bored barron trump counts confederate flags in inauguration crowd to pass time,1
diamond jubilee marred by drunken queen elizabeth ii encouraging guests to fuck,1
tea party candidate doesn't want to be associated with the tea party,0
goldfish teetering on edge of sanity,1
michelangelo's david updated,1
travelling through the feminine mystique to lesbian feminism,0
pedestrian crossing street makes sure to look at approaching car so driver will feel more guilty if they run him over,1
white castle bathroom stall celebrates 5th conception,1
cdc study finds decrease in oral sex among teens when researchers are observing,1
hilary duff's dating history,0
missing girl elected to aruban parliament,1
mccain silences critics with perfectly executed cartwheel,1
34-year-old asks for big piece,1
hair carefully disheveled in 20-minute ritual,1
kid not getting in strange van for anything less than king-size bar,1
this one neat trick will eliminate clickbait forever,0
thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban,0
too big to nail?,0
ceo has female sex organs,1
new 'incredibles 2' trailer is all about mom's new job and dad staying at home,0
mike huckabee's benghazi tattoo joke goes hilariously wrong,0
what's driving the recent carnage in kabul,0
joan moran: 7 business skills that make your personal life successful,0
musical the kind with number about putting on a show,1
the smithsonian seeks to preserve the gazebo where tamir rice was killed,0
man opens fire on chicago subway train: police,0
man not even the hot kind,1
"jfk jr. celebrates 10,000th coupling",1
"in hunt for new antibiotics, scientists look at bacteria in insects' stomachs",0
comedian saffron herndon is 10 and already killing audiences,0
science fiction writer admits unstoppable killing machine based on mother,1
white house lawyer insists trump isn't considering firing mueller,0
trump boys attempting to tunnel from south lawn to fbi headquarters to free paul manafort from custody,1
should you be wearing underwear with your workout leggings?,0
look: the magical world of tarot,0
joan rivers defends israel with an analogy all her own,0
surgeon general recommends twisting head far enough until you hear little pop,1
new $50 million planetarium opens young minds to wonders of pink floyd,1
study: 86 percent of world's soccer stadiums double as places of mass execution,1
what about libya: or how the u.s. prioritizes one suffering nation over another,0
"alignment of 6,071 completely independent variables necessary for man to feel okay",1
salad suppliers pledge to continue including just enough in bag that some will go bad if you're single,1
scientists crack mystery of tiny traveling plants,0
why trans musician laura jane grace refuses to cancel her nc show,0
these medical marvels are proof science is amazing,0
ohio police chief: senseless killings by cops 'making us all look bad',0
weekend roundup: victory in myanmar for democracy -- on a leash,0
trump slammed for signing john mccain defense bill without praising how many people it will kill,1
gop party chairman really doesn't want to talk about abolishing the irs,0
inside the making of 'serial',0
russia denies it has compromising information on donald trump,0
area man a staunch single-gender voter,1
internet jokester strikes again,1
"encouragement of family, friends motivating man to keep struggling indefinitely",1
"the key takeaways from the iran deal, according to former state department negotiators",0
a life with ocd,0
the transformation of justin bieber from a white youth to a black man,0
peruvian shockingly knowledgeable about u.s. history,1
"disgusting, unusable shopping cart has single sprig of parsley in it",1
paul ryan says he and steve bannon are 'different kinds of conservatives',0
this is so much cooler than your boring black ponytail holder,0
accused 'kayak killer' pushed paddle away from drowning fiance: prosecutor,0
new poultry stripe gum hardly tastes like goose after chewing for one minute,1
new lawn-care product makes neighbor's lawn less green,1
brazil's miss bumbum stirs controversy with body art (nsfw),0
6-day visit to rural african village completely changes woman's facebook profile picture,1
enzyme humbled to have played part in successful biochemical reaction,1
"domestic terrorists organizing online are 'real threat,' doj warns",0
a millennial perspective on concur's new app center,0
report: more americans setting aside money in case of pr emergency,1
the feeling to ignore when you're on an emotional roller coaster,0
the world's oldest living cat has died,0
mom hasn't ordered favorite pizza topping in over a decade,1
tibetan teen getting into western philosophy,1
wamu files for chaplev,1
"un: civilians are being killed, wounded in record numbers in afghanistan",0
megyn kelly on donald trump: 'i have done my level best to not make this story about me',0
sessions rattles baton along prison bars in speech vowing to crack down on violent crime,1
victoria beckham pokes fun at her royal wedding pout in new instagram post,0
the 1 minute blog. protesters and looting.,0
nbc cancels csi,1
grandmother can't believe she hung on this long for granddaughter's lame-ass wedding,1
"chromat features not 1, but 2 plus-size models on its runway",0
documentary viewer can't wait to find out which 4 lads from liverpool changed music forever,1
nation urged to be extra sensitive to men reliving trauma of not getting something,1
this poor kitty puts our seasonal allergies to shame,0
alaska senate candidate joe miller says abortion is bankrupting social security,0
rose byrne is expecting her second child with bobby cannavale,0
special ops veteran slips back into family undetected,1
5 genius inventions that make it possible to nap pretty much anywhere,0
4 uncommon but serious ear infection complications,0
report: music industry made $18 in 2009,1
woman's primal instincts activate to protect nearly finished glass of wine from approaching server,1
"busy mel kiper, jr. still finds time to throw around the old spreadsheet with his daughter",1
national review writer: ben carson 'more authentically black' than obama,0
aarp warns of sweepstakes scams,0
generous military sends $800 in disability to man who wakes up screaming every night,1
massive protests call for an end to togo's 50-year political dynasty,0
enraged character in stageplay to be unconvincingly restrained by other actors,1
leaving america after the elections? here's a great option.,0
what motivates a whistleblower?,0
breaking: waiter picking up napkin with bare hand,1
"dancing wild man strikes again, badly shaken bar-goers report",1
trump: 'i am a very stupid human being',1
movie studio blows whole budget on big-name gaffer,1
10 biggest 'white girl problems' in literature,0
"death toll in romania fire rises to 41, ex-mayor arrested",0
stacey dash still just as 'clueless',0
bubba gump shrimp owner comforts depressed guy fieri,1
3 reminders that can help you raise resilient kids,0
wheel of fortune' contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket,1
oven preheated for 16 seconds,1
scientists announce shrimp just as dumb as they thought,1
sound of children's laughter music to disney focus-group leader's ears,1
u.s. postal service appoints first leather-clad postmistress general,1
cat so scared in shelter won't even look at you,0
report: make it stop,1
9 things parents could buy with the money they spend on child care,0
is jeb's mulligan on iraq convincing or a tar baby he can't escape?,0
bangladesh factory owners vow to change nothing so that this happens again,1
obama fantasizes about ordering drone strike against self on last day of presidency,1
these 8 arab cartoonists fight for freedom of expression every day,0
deadly tornadoes rip through texas as floods threaten midwest,0
ted cruz jokes about hillary clinton sitting in federal prison,0
want to pass bills in the texas legislature? try bipartisanship.,0
lessons from my gratitude jar,0
nation's women wake up relieved to find selves still in 2012,1
nation inspired by bravery of teen just wearing bikini right into mcdonald's,1
firefighters gaining ground against california's deadliest ever blazes,0
gore calls for recount of supreme court vote,1
woman panics after accidentally getting into exact-change lane,1
13 photos that capture the first moment between moms and their babies,0
matt smith speaks out about 'the crown' pay gap,0
top 10 places spring is in bloom,0
donut-shaped thing in kitchen junk drawer has no discernible purpose whatsoever,1
crisis and context for virgin galactic,0
train passengers defend elderly asian couple from racist tirade,0
church member not the same since unsuccessful choir tryout,1
my secret money life: i helped bankroll my brother -- and came to regret it,0
the mashed potato recipes you want and need,0
tennis legend althea gibson to be honored with statue at u.s. open site,0
man's streak of getting great parking spot ends at 37,1
jared and ivanka holding each other at gunpoint in kitchen after simultaneously revealing undercover identities,1
annual teeth cleaning reveals three previously unnoticed rows of teeth,1
cash-strapped npr launches 'a couple things considered',1
how netflix's serial killer drama 'mindhunter' draws from real life,0
"cleansed, crisp and crippled: the challenges of staying dapperly delicious while disabled",0
serious mitt romney demanding to be addressed as 'mitthew' now,1
science confirms men and women never meant to be more than friends,1
"trump offers clear, historical precedent for deploying u.s. military with no provocation",1
scientists successfully create artificial placenta that tastes just as delicious as real one,1
internet enjoys sarah sanders' claim that trump is 'the best negotiator at the table',0
girlfriend loves spending 'alone time' with you,1
nation waiting for protesters to clearly articulate demands before ignoring them,1
why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral,0
nader polling at 8 percent among past supporters,1
now you can reserve a table at taco bell's test kitchen,0
trump selects longtime personal plane to head faa,1
"without them you could buy anything,' whispers amazon echo as man stares blankly at family",1
obama administration to unveil plans to cut methane emissions,0
man says he lived in his car for days to get away from 'nagging' wife,0
heat wave forces johnny cash to don black shorts,1
trump voter fraud commissioner says panel should be more transparent or disband,0
samantha bee's spectacular takedown of trolls who went after seattle councilwomen,0
what winning really means,0
liberal activists encourage citizens to call their late-night hosts and urge them to oppose tax plan,1
calle 13 explores the power of a kiss,0
entourage' fans doubt film adaptation can capture nuances of book,1
new study shows majority of late afternoon sleepiness at work caused by undetected carbon monoxide leak,1
philadelphia museum of art erects statue of overweight tourist posing next to rocky statue,1
we must ensure democratic integrity in the digital age,0
navy sailor surprises 7-year-old daughter at football game,0
a donald trump presidency would be dangerous for the world: un rights chief,0
little tobacco hit with $3.5 hundred lawsuit,1
god decides against killing self after angel shows him what life would be like if he never existed,1
nbc fires mark halperin following sexual harassment and assault allegations,0
"20 years after big tobacco, is it time for 'big pain'?",0
become who you are: the world's first legally recognized cyborg may be onto something,0
pepsi super bowl ad raises worldwide pepsi-awareness .00000000001 percent,1
weary haitians shrug as ragnarök begins outside port-au-prince,1
a story is literally bursting off the page in this intricate fairy tale photograph,0
4 billion years of evolution unable to prevent area man from drooling on self,1
grandma defiantly taking scone recipe to grave,1
comedy cellar holds night for male comedians to workshop sexual harassment apologies,1
charlotte police killing leaves city on edge,0
most people will have a mental health condition at some point,0
area dad spends super bowl looking regretfully at son who wasn't allowed to play football,1
secret santa' disburses $100 bills in ferguson to help community heal,0
man runs out of questions to ask 4-year-old,1
report: 45% of all randomly paired freshman roommates now at breaking point,1
demi lovato drops emotional 'nightingale' music vid,0
employee wishes he had enough job security to voice opinion,1
prom date arrives in freshly washed pickup,1
john oliver is surprised dustin hoffman didn't expect harassment questions,0
conversion 'therapy' survivor shares harrowing experience,0
jesus-loving co-worker believes she's not alone at lunch table,1
hillary clinton says she did not send classified information in private emails,0
republicans admit tax reform won't benefit all middle-class households,0
right side of fish tank where all the action at,1
cd club somehow tracks down local woman,1
the vatican's spectacular christmas stamps,0
receding floodwaters reveal extent of houston area's post-harvey destruction,0
richard dawkins: college students are betraying the free speech movement,0
"less fear, more courage",0
white house press corps wishes show of solidarity over banned reporter could be for better news organization than cnn,1
"as shutdown looms, push to link planned parenthood with spending fight gains steam in house",0
lovebird windshield wipers gleefully chasing each other through rain,1
sculpture of stereotypical italian chef proof of pizzeria's high standard of excellence,1
why do some borrowers pay higher mortgage interest rates than others?,0
area man cleans apartment once every relationship,1
it pretty obvious what friend will look like old,1
huffpollster: carly fiorina probably won't help ted cruz save his campaign,0
new poll finds americans view death of close relative more favorably than congress,1
this is how steve urkel happened,0
"hasan minhaj inks netflix deal, is first indian-american to front weekly comedy show",0
nation's sports fans demand to spend $21.99 on something,1
great-grandmother actually not that great,1
joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations,0
sarah hyland on her fame: 'it didn't come easily or fast or free',0
3 tips for a happy financial new year,0
"executives at bankrupt sports authority ask for bonuses, get denied",0
the new iphone led twitter to think of #iphonefeatures4politicians,0
watch a kebab shop owner stay super chill during an armed robbery,0
donald trump's latest attempt to repeal obamacare makes seth meyers sick,0
the first 'assassin's creed' trailer levels up video game movies,0
three simple steps to not take a bad day home,0
mom tries to appear interested in daughter's documentary,1
philip roth obituary just thinly disguised version of author's life,1
dating in my 20's: 12 tips i wish i knew to prepare myself for love,0
face it: let's talk about talking about sex,0
ryan murphy apologizes to women in hollywood for the industry's lack of equality,0
police near st. louis quash peaceful protest by declaring it an unlawful assembly,0
obama welcomes cleveland cavs and j.r. smith's shirt to white house,0
exasperated huckabee sanders reminds press corps that children under 14 can't feel pain,1
groceries strategically placed around checkout conveyor belt's wet spots,1
local oaf not sure what part of counter you order at,1
woman been thinking about getting bangs for past 8 years,1
"man apparently opens beer with butt, inspires bartenders everywhere",0
death row inmate can't deny he curious to see how state pulls off lethal injection,1
"for gay couple, fulfilling lifelong dream of marriage not worth moving to iowa",1
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middle couch cushion has clearly had harder life,1
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surge soda is back! (and has already sold out once),0
historical archives: immoral woodcut discovered in hay loft,1
congresswoman says former congressman tried to force himself on her in elevator,0
toddler junkie immediately hooked on looking at trains after first exhilarating high,1
polish rapper under fire for use of the word 'polack',1
mexican immigrant challenges trump's hateful rhetoric with powerful photo series,0
least avid sports fan tasked with fetching the next round,1
who makes the game?' donald sterling certainly asked the right question,0
andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims,0
report: 23% of population just sort of like that,1
how new york created a 'blueprint' for the world to beat mother-to-baby hiv transmission,0
protesters stage third day of demonstrations in st. louis over acquittal of former cop,0
angela bassett set to direct lifetime's 'whitney houston' film,0
the real march madness: slashing student aid,0
look: the ultimate tiny home is in a dumpster,0
girls' producers lena dunham and jenni konner have a new show in the works,0
"ryan zinke apologizes for misuse of government funds by sending ethics committee $160,000 vase",1
"i want to be with someone else,' says woman who must think 3-time hyundai sales leaders grow on trees",1
x-files' creator hints reboot may confirm that theory about scully,0
trump orders all flags to half-staff in honor of american killed on episode of 'blue bloods',1
u.s. must do its part to support green climate fund,0
a feminist meets fidel castro,0
tomi lahren's show reportedly suspended from theblaze after pro-choice remarks,0
"airline passenger arrested after allegedly saying, 'i kill white people like you'",0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 9,0
15 songs that defined the boomer generation,0
unemployed businessman has time for headache,1
temple university receives anonymous donation to build center for discrediting rape allegations,1
"rihanna doesn't care about dark circles, and neither should you",0
trump voters blink,0
customer who declined initial offer of assistance from floor salesman comes crawling back,1
qatar deporting dutch woman who reported she was drugged and raped,0
mexican immigrant challenges trump's hateful rhetoric with powerful photo series,0
"fetid, shit-covered elon musk announces plan to revolutionize nation's sewage system",1
miley cyrus and liam hemsworth had a very instagrammed christmas,0
justin bieber recovering in intensive care unit after being badly booed,1
elle' magazine accidentally airbrushes naomi watts out of cover altogether,1
lawyers confirm trump willing to answer all of sean hannity's questions about russia collusion,1
report: rise in global temperatures likely to increase number of americans who fucking reek,1
"the first u.s. boxer to fight as a woman, and then as a man",0
revisiting the iran deal,0
"in a 1991 film, shell oil issued a stark warning about climate change risks",0
"israel's, hamas' disregard for palestinian life aligning nicely",1
"women in business q&a: stephanie teuwen president and co-founder, teuwen communications",0
"pitt, aniston to quietly separate",1
"transcript, emails show how tabloid reporters helped harvey weinstein get dirt on women",0
mortified tampax ceo bursts into tears and runs out of boardroom after tampon falls out of briefcase,1
"lebron james' 2015 finals was legendary, but nothing compared to this",0
everyone but you attending some important meeting in other room,1
dreamworks skg signs j&h productions to six-year deal,1
rest of kickline out sick,1
nato confronts turkey on human rights concerns after donald trump lets them slide,0
"5,000 jack-o'-lanterns stun in haunting halloween display",0
design in startups from the get-go,0
donald trump set to issue executive orders targeting trade deficit,0
"ted cruz, rand paul are insiders running in an outsiders' game",0
the president show' sends 'trump' to boot camp with transgender soldiers,0
ecosystem sobered by how young species was when it went extinct,1
bill maher thanks donald trump for exposing 'hypocritical' evangelicals,0
vital info on iraqi chemical weapons provided by u.s. company that made them,1
another opportunity,0
new evidence suggests first gallows created as early attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation,1
chevron touts green initiative with hybrid-powered oil drilling platforms,1
stephen hawking's disability wasn't something to 'overcome',0
does obstruction of justice trump possible russian collusion?,0
so you want to be an entrepreneur? 4 reasons to think twice,0
trump spokesman jason miller says he won't take top white house job,0
pharma bro' martin shkreli backs bush,0
"hootie and the blowfish: breaking down racial barriers between black, white pussies",1
medicine has an unhealthy gender pay gap,0
report: average american consumes 156 pounds of sugar per year but would like to consume much more,1
the surprising way horses can help ease alzheimer's symptoms,0
dad from 2150 can't get enough iraq war documentaries,1
"report: majority of pay phone conversations begin, end in tears",1
"immigrant detainees may be dying because of inadequate care, doctors say",0
obama: deaths of marines in chattanooga shooting 'heartbreaking',0
why taking a risk is a must for creativity,0
30 percent of india's population now under twisted wreckage,1
our nation's celebrities: what are they wearing?,1
jim parsons is having a divine moment,0
search underway after disneyland guest with autism drops lanyard while collecting pins,0
rocketman' viewers not sure movie really needed 45-minute princess diana death scene,1
area man misses rental car,1
boss born in 1991,1
these peanut butter recipes will make your life infinitely better,0
couple sneaks away from party for a little arguing,1
why we eat too much,0
the house science committee doesn't seem to understand the concept of winter,0
romney celebrates florida win with all-night miami beach rave,1
diagnosing and curing our sick health system,0
it isn't easy being a 'humane' slaughterhouse,0
owl can't remember which direction to rotate head back,1
1998 powerball winner returns to food-service job,1
haunted hayride makes extra-spooky turn onto interstate,1
report: girl who called you a slut in high school posting passionate status about women's march,1
g20 leaders attend saudi crown prince's informative seminar on eliminating dissident journalists,1
ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again,0
nancy grace seen in graveyard sucking marrow from caylee anthony's bones,1
woman masturbates to concept of commitment,1
bankrupt toys 'r' us forced to euthanize thousands of hatchimals,1
"the way we see: this artweek.la (may 26, 2014)",0
peanut exec faces life sentence for shipping tainted peanut butter,0
candlelight vigilante takes commemorating into own hands,1
once-homeless hairstylist helps girls in need in the most beautiful way,0
5 labor day escapes that are totally worth the money,0
area russian to hug you,1
facts of life' star charlotte rae reveals cancer diagnosis at 91,0
new biodiversity program busses in species from outside ecosystems,1
indian-american child having difficulty finding bicycle license plate with his name on it,1
3 unexpected ways to help your kids be mindful about screen time,0
man puts glass of water on bedside table in case he needs to make huge mess in middle of night,1
man with hammer-induced thumb injury appeals to christ almighty,1
content marketing guide from the best content director awardee: nic mccarthy,0
"victor pinchuk, mistral warships, and the jews of ukraine",0
urban planner clearly depressed when she came up with street names,1
nasa celebrates 60th anniversary of launching first moon to orbit earth,1
trump campaign ceo steve bannon failed to properly pay taxes for several years,0
"natalee holloway, osama bin laden celebrate 5-year wedding anniversary",1
passport robot tells man of asian descent his eyes are too closed,0
the 'mind diet' could protect you from alzheimer's and age-related cognitive decline,0
snowy mountain in pyeongchang figures it can withstand 1 or 2 more big cheers before triggering avalanche,1
"new ketchup gets horrifying look at grisled, almost empty bottle it replacing",1
heroes for homeless kids celebrate in aurora,0
brooklyn queer performance showcase 'ritual' celebrates two year anniversary,0
news of jenna elfman sitcom sends herd of buffalo into wild stampede,1
cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection,1
"run, ted cruz, run! hillary clinton and the democrats need you",0
free lock boxes tied to safer gun storage in family homes,0
exasperated james holmes requests media stop calling him 'alleged' colorado shooter,1
"your heart is probably older than you think, cdc warns",0
marqkria lost 260 pounds: 'my motivation came from wanting to take control of my life',0
van's rocking motion discourages would-be knocker,1
scientists politely remind world that clean energy technology ready to go whenever,1
cnn's john king now just swiping hands across everything,1
"burglary suspect falls through restaurant ceiling, ruins dinner",0
"feeling the heat in alabama's senate race, luther strange calls for filibuster change",0
changing the human narrative,0
freemasons return to jupiter,1
royal baby born,1
physician shoots off a few adderall prescriptions to improve yelp rating,1
nine rules for effective online content,0
new ups extended-tracking numbers give customers updates on delivery driver's location for years after package drop-off,1
kavanaugh claims he never committed sexual assault as it will be defined after future supreme court case,1
planet fitness offering new lights-off hour so no one can watch you work out,1
graffiti artist completes masterwork 'still life of marijuana leaf',1
a valentine for my best friend: my life wouldn't be the same without you,0
area 93-year-old has death-after-life experience,1
john kerry jettisons russian henchmen from international space station airlock,1
"a crow didn't touch me, i got my period",0
"whoa, elsa might actually be the villain in 'frozen'",0
steve bannon marks draft of executive order he likes with noxious pheromone secretion,1
to “drain the swamp” - dilute the money flood,0
grief: 6 reasons to give yourself a hall pass,0
terry crews reveals the text he sent to agent after he was groped,0
report: someone needs to get chips and dip away from area man,1
trump style:  insults and domestic abuse,0
everything you need to know about the new taco bell delivery service,0
"it's not too late to reverse the alarming trend of climate change,' scientists who know it's too late announce",1
great barrier reef offers scuba divers chance to see beautiful diversity of ocean death,1
the one word that shifted my attitude about fear,0
keynote speaker enlightens entire generation with theme that world is changing,1
gary johnson worried he peaking too early after hitting 9% in polls,1
moderators give marco rubio 90 seconds to deliver closing statement of campaign,1
justice department: 'want to see a dead body?',1
this teen's trying to make the road safer years before she even starts driving,0
"gop heads to south carolina, where the dirty tricks are about to start",0
completely uninhibited party guest still choosing to talk about work,1
senate republicans seek to delay kavanaugh vote until accuser properly smeared,1
odorite introduces new three-tier urinal cake,1
self-helped woman won't stop at just self,1
scrabble come-on only worth four points,1
u.s. allies sign landmark trade pact as trump announces tariffs,0
vatican policymaking once again manipulated by powerful second commandment rights groups,1
ambitious test on tap for real-life 'flying saucer',0
nepal calls: part three,0
quake claims 500 hours,1
woman with amazing rack told she has beautiful eyes,1
seaworld dynamites orca that beached itself on concrete walkway,1
96-foot christmas tree goes up in flames,0
sessions launches team trump's russia counteroffensive,0
a lifeline for disappearing cod,0
great mosque of mecca hosts annual christmas tree lighting,1
this poet's chilling take on black death is heartbreakingly true,0
man forgets he has infant strapped to back,1
ryan gosling sneaks past paparazzi in full-body red carpet camouflage,1
senate republicans promise there will be plenty of time to review kavanaugh writings when they become law of land,1
trump unveils exclusive double platinum–level press room for only select few journalists,1
pope francis clarifies that god just one of many immortal beings who speak to him every day,1
trump disapproval rating reaches all-time none of this matters,1
new evidence reveals ancient greeks immediately regretted inventing theater,1
study: 86 percent of world's soccer stadiums double as places of mass execution,1
thing with old girlfriend works with new girlfriend,1
"couple stole $35,000 from missing plane victims, police say",0
keith olbermann asks if we should give 'president-elect p***y-grabber' a chance,0
report: nothing stopping you from deleting your facebook account right now,1
cnn discovers elegant way to call bulls**t on donald trump's bulls**t,0
poll: 63% of americans say they have a problem with a mormon president who is also mitt romney,1
8-year-old allowed to stay up late to watch johnny carson's funeral,1
gears of war crimes court finds 2006 locust horde massacre justified,1
8 surprising memory boosters,0
libertarian candidate worried after latest poll shows him 98 points behind,1
dnc unveils clinton institute for campaign ethics reform in response to corruption allegations,1
older but still young at heart,0
lucky the pig finds a happy home after falling onto highway,0
"seemingly shy woman really just stuck-up, friends say",1
ewww! was that a bugnado on texas weather radar?,0
report: there only 17 total square miles on earth where gays not discriminated against,1
watch: brandy sings on the subway and nobody seems to notice,0
laser pointer aimed toward space in 1997 finally annoying planet 13 light-years away,1
jason derulo accuses american airlines of 'racial discrimination' after luggage dispute,0
pankaj mishra's incredible india,0
trump's jerusalem embassy ceremony was one big dog whistle,0
scotland and wales will now allow northern irish women to access free abortions,0
family members locked in heated bidding war to convince cat to sleep in their bed,1
these backseat taxi photos are an incredible fashion time capsule,0
gina rodriguez is giving trailblazing women the awards show they deserve,0
a solution to the massively disengaged workforce [slide deck],0
she was shot and survived. now she has to relive the worst night of her life.,0
gun lobby politicians like bob goodlatte enable social media killers,0
study finds blame now fastest human reflex,1
nick jonas shows off his best 'blue steel' on cover of adon magazine,0
pope francis is releasing a pop-rock album in november,0
"women in business: kate o'brien minson, president and co-founder, integrated listening systems",0
all black athletes should be sitting for the national anthem,0
"senate passes $1.3 trillion spending bill, sends it to trump",0
"darius rucker cries for the love of the gamecocks, who reach final four",0
our new mother within,0
navy discontinues use of 'port' and 'starboard'will now refer to left as 'thunk' and right as 'moosh-baroo',1
coffee shop customer asks if guy at next table would mind watching while he goes to bathroom,1
republicans are shocked (!) that they've nominated an ignorant boor,0
laptop guy at coffee shop nine times out of ten,1
importance of cultural exchange with russia during political frost,0
trump bestows medal of honor on john mccain's tumor,1
alarming report finds hundreds of items still not available in s'mores flavor,1
mars maven begins mission to take thousands of high-resolution desktop backgrounds,1
bernie sanders blocks obama nominee to lead fda,0
top german soccer team hit in explosions,0
texas vows to reclaim title of most regressive state from arizona,1
what the ebola virus and sen. barbara boxer can teach us about health care systems,0
safety and security: not just for college students,0
first chapter in history of sino-american war of 2011 already written,1
undercurrent of inequality and fear roiling just beneath surface of '50s-themed diner,1
area roofer badmouths college,1
to the mother that told her son this...,0
oitnb' star samira wiley's proposal story will hit you right in the feels,0
7 things that separate average workers from rock stars,0
health scare prompts man to start overeating healthier,1
republican sen. gardner torches sessions over pot reversal,0
upcoming election deduced from sports illustrated content,1
americans experiencing slightly different kind of numbness today,1
what does honolulu's urban development really mean?,0
wolf pack fails to raise orphaned infant,1
area dad suffers massive nothing to worry about,1
ferguson pool supply store overestimating how badly looters want chlorine tablets,1
the sheer beauty of montana just intrigues me': meet the people of livingston,0
the dark history of birth control,0
"officials urge americans to sort plastics, glass into separate oceans",1
indian casino uses every part of the dollar,1
hippie will tell you what the real crime is,1
casual friday claims lives of 13 nuclear-waste-disposal technicians,1
jonathan kozol's death at an early age is still a must-read,0
solar jobs report shows huge growth,0
"the death of fake reality television, the birth of 'connected'",0
"man who awoke from coma just in time shares his story, urges us to 'find the miracle within'",0
"new indie film sweeps cannes, sundance",1
16 valentine's day jewelry ideas for girlfriends who hate corny stuff,0
senate's new plan to repeal but not replace obamacare is dead,0
the death of email,0
when parents part,0
man makes quick call to parents so next week's call to ask for money doesn't seem that bad,1
"no matter what happens in the gop primary, a lot of republicans won't be happy",0
first amendment lawsuit says student was punished for wearing a t-shirt advocating gun rights,0
"americans still don't know what climate change is, google shows",0
busy schedule forces vladimir putin to move up election win a couple days early,1
most people will have a mental health condition at some point,0
"get more sleep: sure, when i'm dead",0
kurrencykook.com gives new $100 bill mixed review,1
"pretty little liars 501: ""escape from new york""",0
heroin is cheaper than beer and easy to get in pennsylvania,0
the gop's big lie about tax cuts,0
breaking: now it's a party!,1
siri helps hero 4-year-old save his unconscious mom's life,0
how i navigated my first 7 years of sobriety,0
damning video surfaces of trump accepting gop nomination for president,1
sam bee presents horrific tales 'coming from inside the white house',0
pele hospitalized for back surgery,0
3 steps to planning the perfect road trip,0
"these are the top 15 u.s. cities for couples, according to rent.com",0
facebook was so adorable and harmless back in the day,0
report: greatest factor in employee retention boss sending out end-of-year note titled 'thanks team',1
baby can already tell crib he's in going to be recalled,1
scooby-doo movie says being a size 8 is a curse,0
"#nofilter skin, baby hairs & more major beauty moments from new york fashion week",0
discarded banana peel results in tragicomic tableau,1
fans beg aerosmith to go back on drugs,1
joseph gordon-levitt performs 'rhythm nation' almost better than janet jackson herself,0
enchilada premonition comes to pass,1
smiling nation takes moment to enjoy thought of what rnc headquarters like right now,1
mom really gunning to befriend babysitter during weekly 3-minute interactions,1
"u.s., partners secretly agreed to allow iran to evade restrictions in nuclear deal: report",0
you can't have these tech gadgets for christmas,0
e.p.t. clarifies pregnancy tests intended for entertainment purposes only,1
cool glitch effect on movie studio logo must mean shit about to go down,1
suspect spills beans about planned burglary in mistaken 911 call,0
donald trump has spent less than any other primary front-runner,0
senators challenge trump administration over twitter witch hunt,0
divergent views on the middle east at the un general assembly,0
the bendy smartphone of the future is (almost) here,0
nabisco introduces x-treme salt-assault saltines,1
the trump cabinet guide to complimenting people in your life,0
"no, no, dear god no,' mumbles powerball presenter after drawing pitch-black ball",1
movie fails to deliver stupidity promised in preview,1
woman starting to worry she just has type of face where makeup looks insane,1
recruiter saw your background in computer science and thought maybe you'd be interested in working part-time at a kohl's in sioux city,1
libyans agree to come up with something for qaddafi to do all day in exchange for him leaving,1
"an iceberg the size of rome may have killed 150,000 penguins (update)",0
produce section bursts into laughter after will ferrell makes casual remark about apples,1
man who stopped dieting already seeing results,1
"barbara bush passes away surrounded by loved ones, jeb",1
dude makes his own olympics because not everyone can be a world champ,0
row of dusty playstation 2 games continues reign at top of book shelf,1
13 #ridiculousexcusestostayhome -- boomer-style,0
man worried antidepressants will leave trace of original personality,1
steve bannon slated to speak at black entrepreneurs summit,0
patton oswalt wants you to know 'you're a f**king child' if you don't vote because you hate hillary,0
liberal lion on donald trump's least favorite court lets him have it on immigration,0
"new fathers suffer from postpartum depression, too",0
someone filming b-roll at pike place market right now,1
kim kardashian reveals how she thinks robbers planned her attack,0
anthony kennedy's citizens united disclosure salve 'not working',0
local mother clips article about benefits of vitamin e,1
proposed legislation offers citizenship to immigrants who can play piano so good it makes everyone cry,1
neighbors come together to watch bmw owner struggle in snow,1
dnc attendee screaming 'the earth needs us!' to no one in particular,1
"at least 1,400 homes destroyed in california wildfires",0
"private prison companies will still lock up immigrants, despite doj decision",0
convention crowd really hoping bill clinton breaks tension with joke about how terrible he looks,1
birthday boy admits accepting gifts,1
trump's anti-muslim order could have 'chilling' effect on science,0
easy wife gives it up on first date night,1
pope francis grills burgers on balcony of st. peter's basilica,1
science teacher struggles to justify showing total recall,1
russian roulette: taxpayers could be on the hook for trillions in oil derivatives,0
study finds chimpanzees only other animal capable of keeping lid on friend's affair,1
what it means to seize your youth,0
tony award disappoints parents even more,1
"uber ceo travis kalanick and his dad open up on life, love and dropping out of school",0
three boomers feared dead in jenga collapse,1
"newly engaged couple receives incredible outpouring of insincerity from family, friends",1
did trump intend to fire fbi director james comey all along?,0
bangladesh factory owners vow to change nothing so that this happens again,1
mike huckabee resigns from country music board after criticism of his anti-lgbtq views,0
don't get excited about polling numbers for a couple of weeks,0
woman with furrowed brow on airplane carefully studies article about which actress wore dress better,1
"trump promised senator no federal crackdown on legal weed, but who even knows",0
mom leaks out another divorce detail during drive to sat prep class,1
hamas calls for new palestinian uprising against israel after trump's jerusalem move,0
adrenaline supply intended for lifting car off loved one called upon to carry 4 grocery bags at once,1
classically trained actor can talk on cue,1
daily meditation: joyful,0
is the gates foundation investing in the abuse of palestinian prisoners?,0
the walking dead' set to 'another one bites the dust' makes perfect sense,0
the natural' not on tv often enough for area dad,1
"moms, i know why you're exhausted",0
toll-booth girl hit on quickly,1
hot-rod-lincoln-driving son may have contributed to father's alcoholism,1
starbucks weddings might be a 'thing' now,0
anti-vaxxers have neil degrasse tyson worried,0
"grab your wine boxes, because 'will & grace' is back",0
foreign aid to create jobs,0
stephen colbert nails the nra's complete hypocrisy in a single sentence,0
different waitress brings order,1
wall wishes it were load-bearing,1
master architect constructs most structurally innovative pile of dirty dishes to date,1
presidential hopefuls ham it up at iowa state fair,0
healthy and frosted (!) paleo carrot cake cookies,0
black eyed peas calls out america's racism in new video,0
how the russians won world war iii - a short history,0
paul manafort trying to ferment vintage cheval blanc in toilet tank,1
mother considers son 'quite the little casanova',1
egypt sends submarine to look for missing flight ms804,0
man appalled at date who lied slightly more than him on online dating profile,1
"well, that was cool,' say archaeologists before dumping bones of king richard iii back into hole",1
sexual assault survivors aren't just daughters. they're actually humans.,0
alan colmes' death goes unreported on hannity & colmes,1
homeland security lifts trump travel ban,0
france votes in first round of presidential election,0
having kids radically reshapes parents' immune systems,0
watch the weeknd's explicit 'fifty shades of grey' video,0
adopted child doe and amended birth certificates,0
researchers uncover brain region associated with generosity,0
bush tearfully addresses nation after watching field of dreams,1
christian prop comic wowing churches from coast to coast,1
steve bannon slurps still-twitching tail into mouth before giving opinion on syria,1
6 things no one tells women about their weight loss journey,0
trump's plan on prescription drug prices looks nothing like what he promised,0
espn curious if you have ever considered playing fantasy football,1
celine dion served luxurious cat food in crystal goblet,1
10 of the best beauty buys from sephora's vib spring sale,0
elon musk gives saudi investors presentation on new autonomous beheading machine for adulterers,1
in defense of light and magic,0
area family has no idea where dad gets shirts,1
baby and beagle pose for adorable monthly photos over course of 2 years,0
missouri attorney general finds no evidence planned parenthood mishandled fetal tissue,0
religious freedom' clauses are point of contention as australia crafts marriage equality laws,0
guidebook writer stumbles upon new england town too quaint for human eyes,1
softball team unsure of how to console jackass captain who just struck out,1
old hollywood portraits capture stars in candid moments between takes,0
presidential commission announces no candidates met threshold to compete in second debate,1
at least two killed in blast at peace march in ukraine,0
should you be wearing underwear with your workout leggings?,0
man with flamethrower waiting for appropriate time to use it,1
construction union seeks to reduce incidence of accidents involving babies crawling on steel i-beams,1
san bernardino shooting revives nsa surveillance debate,0
gop consultant pleads guilty in first super pac coordination conviction,0
david spade just shot,1
tokyo squeezes in five more residents,1
trumpet player wishes someone would sound horns for him when he entered castle gates for once,1
this type of breast cancer is more deadly for black women,0
are we meeting the needs of our nation's rich?,1
hero dog fills out hospital paperwork,1
woman doomed to years of hippo-themed gifts,1
immigration activists say deportation raids could send families to their deaths,0
how to save money fast: 10 habits that can fund your dreams,0
chita rivera to young performers: learn how to sing and dance,0
nabisco tentatively adds hummus to list of approved ritz toppings,1
nonvoter knew it would turn out this way,1
subway employee still unnerved by high-pitched screech sandwiches make when cut in half,1
kids love when mom sad enough to just order pizza,1
"look at all the tiny houses,' whispers trump as jet reaches 10,000 feet",1
area cat allergic to kevin strenlow dander,1
this t. rex dominates 'american ninja warrior' course like it's no big deal,0
optometrist sets pressure of air puff test way higher for asshole patients,1
area man now checks inside boat in driveway every morning,1
"news roundup for july 10, 2017",0
"for his new act, beloved drag queen john 'lypsinka' epperson is a man unmasked",0
new dog digs up old dog,1
watch your favorite musicians perform 'the hamilton mixtape' live,0
state's abortion waiting period allows women to explore alternatives to making their own decisions,1
"teen zebra doesn't give a shit how much you honk, he's not getting out of road",1
"running from obama, mary landrieu embraces hillary clinton",0
mark twain gave good advice about the dangers of good advice,0
street harasser haunted by woman who got away with dignity intact,1
new online voting system allows millions of masturbators to take part in democracy,1
how to look hot and stay cool in our favorite summer accessories,0
"rise of the rest day 3: will ""the rise"" include everyone?",0
trump now claims 'illegal immigrants' are behind voter fraud,0
annual 6-sentence conversation with cousin goes smoothly,1
kate mckinnon's creepy kellyanne conway goes fatal attraction on 'snl',0
football fan wears off-season body paint,1
authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes' harlem home,0
the secret to successful co-parenting over the holidays,0
employee slowly realizes boss attempting to have normal conversation with her,1
jay z hopes kalief browder's story will 'save a lot of lives',0
judge overturns conviction of innocent man sentenced to life more than 40 years ago,0
obama spends another night searching behind white house paintings for safes,1
ted cruz provides detailed response to moderator's question about why his face so fucking infuriating,1
at the heart of cop20: loss and damage,0
arianna huffington urges gop voters to 'trexit' and dump trump,0
"if you think your kid has trouble sleeping, this might be why",0
"trump rebuffs his opioid task force, declines to declare state of emergency",0
why and how to eliminate mortgage charges by third parties,0
mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar,0
kristen wiig crashes bill hader's 'snl' monologue,0
mysterious man in parking lot threatens to harm rudy giuliani if he ever blabs about trump's legal payments again,1
experts recommend just putting up with everyone else,1
gunmen kidnap australian firm's workers in nigeria,0
$9 billion is a lot of money: how much could you buy with illinois' budget deficit?,0
6 amazing lessons i learned about manhood from my grandpa,0
"northeast storm leaves at least 9 dead, more than 1.5 million without power",0
desperate barnes & noble to give unlimited free tablets to anyone who walks in store,1
trump suggests iran brought deadly terrorist attacks upon itself,0
this organic skyscraper is designed to literally grow as its residents recycle,0
marcellus williams prosecutor drew scrutiny in ferguson police shooting,0
group of friends chanting 'shots' make compelling point,1
two big tobacco companies want to merge,0
"guitar-instruction manual has eddie van halen on cover, 'go tell aunt rhody' inside",1
watch 1998 rudy giuliani completely torpedo 2018 rudy giuliani's trump arguments,0
"up to 50,000 cases of cholera expected in somalia by this summer: who",0
"obama administration hits goal of welcoming 10,000 syrian refugees",0
frito-lay contest offers consumers chance to appear in upcoming bag of sunchips,1
cooking off the cuff: bluefish in saor – a new york take on a venetian favorite,0
new hampshire primary excites tiny percentage of population who even cares what happens anymore,1
"you're deleting your account? we'll be sad to see you go,' says facebook prompt showing user photo of own dead body",1
prison teaches beekeeping to inmates and it's all the buzz,0
where mormon feminists stand a year after kate kelly's excommunication,0
steve bannon says president cut off obamacare payments to destroy health law,0
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free-range chicken makes it to bolivia,1
whoisdsharp' injects some viral vine violin into huffpost 6x60,0
how the pentagon misled congress to stop a law intended to help rape victims,0
wall street journal seeks 'substantial' newsroom buyouts,0
twitter goes crazy after ugandan president museveni takes mysterious roadside call,0
the controversial way some california schools are handling students' misbehavior,0
robots speak out against asimov's first law of robotics,1
how the criminal justice system is failing victims of domestic violence,0
area dad suspicious of car parked across street,1
washington post' reporter frustrated every space in parking garage taken up by anonymous source,1
married couple frustrated after months of unsuccessfully trying to sell a baby,1
who pushes for more 'ouchless' adhesive funding,1
"house chaplain delivers soulful prayer for god to save weak-ass, flip-flopping speakers who wound up looking like dipshits in front of everyone",1
silicon valley startup seeks to change the way women flee tech industry,1
#xmasgiftsfromtrump wish list will give trump a very un-merry christmas,0
philandering string theorist can explain everything,1
obama always freaked out by people standing above him smiling whenever he signs bill,1
father of muslim american war hero to trump: 'you have sacrificed nothing',0
new apple campaign urges consumers to buy iphone for other hand,1
"backing devos repeal of obama rules, for-profit colleges vilify students",0
"60 years after brown: segregated schools still a fact, but don't have to be bad schools",0
non-denominational terrorist organization welcomes extremists of all faiths,1
nancy pelosi to critics: bring it on,0
yesterday's news stands becoming tomorrow's healthy eating hotspots,0
taylor swift used a 'gremlin voice' while writing '1989',0
republicans give in right before obamacare would have been repealed,1
town hall attendees still standing patiently waiting for their questions to be answered,1
fucking idiot has perfect gif for that,1
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activity made up to sell athletic shoes,1
activists criticize prosecutor in charge of tamir rice reports,0
#talktome: lucas braga and otaviano canuto,0
can the cops be stopped before they kill again?,0
roof of mouth in serious condition following cap'n crunch consumption,1
four simple tips to make your engagement session rock,0
donald trump asks why the civil war couldn't have been 'worked out',0
gop senator: my family went from 'cotton to congress in a lifetime',0
nation demands more slow-motion footage of syrup cascading onto pancakes,1
michael bloomberg's 2016 ambitions may shake up the race -- and his media company,0
a nutritionist's top menu picks from popular american chain restaurants,0
elderly man spends quiet afternoon in national park feeding trout to eagles,1
eight must-reads for fashionistas,0
snow angel,0
want to be a judge under trump? chief justice lays out what the job is like,0
soldier hoping we invade someplace tropical next,1
teen disfigured by catcaller's pipe attack,0
republicans' 'diversity through imported africans' plan criticized,1
"we in golden age of thing, guy who likes thing reports",1
lgbt rights rally in deeply-divided singapore sees record turnout,0
american muslims and philanthropy,0
bratz movie accidentally released,1
"a progressive firm fired a partner for allegedly assaulting a female staffer. soon she was gone, too.",0
7 things that always go on sale in september,0
new grown-up monitor allows children to listen in on parents crying,1
historic opportunity for the 45th president of the united states,0
craig kilborn weds self in private ceremony,1
"in late-night dissent, justice breyer sounds off against solitary confinement",0
supposed adult pays man to sit in room and listen to him talk about his feelings,1
meghan markle confirms her dad won't attend the royal wedding,0
"fda okays every drug pending approval, takes rest of year off",1
corrugated-cardboard lobby once again rates all 535 congressmen 'poor' on corrugated-cardboard-related issues,1
the us helped create a christian martyr in oscar romero,0
house of blues actually house of whites,1
terrorism storylines being added to tv shows as quickly as they were dropped,1
should you be debt-free before you retire?,0
hillary clinton will be nominated because more democrats are voting for her,0
5 perfect-for-packing lunch salads,0
photos of janet jackson's style evolution through the years,0
nation did not see mark wahlberg's sex change coming,1
ryan seacrest sells 'squad goals' series to cbs,0
mcdonald's announces new spearmint after-dinner big mac,1
u.s. continues dependence on foreign toil,1
roots' remake to air memorial day weekend,0
new york times seeks court order to remove tuesdays with morrie from bestseller list,1
"one app you need if you want the new, cheap iphone",0
bryan singer asks judge to dismiss sex abuse lawsuit,0
hundreds of miniature sean hannitys burst from roger ailes' corpse,1
poll reveals you live in country where mentally ill man still has good chance of being senator,1
area man finally sees enough images of bare breasts for entire lifetime,1
kam chancellor got the cops called on him for looking at a gym,0
how nick jonas' 'queer baiting' is really paying off,0
self-described avid reader halfway through dragonriders of pern for sixth time,1
national board of steve jaskoviak requests $10 billion bailout,1
subway employee still unnerved by high-pitched screech sandwiches make when cut in half,1
area panties in a bunch,1
ann coulter attacks trump for cowardly backing down from full on race war,1
can limiting the use of military gear prevent another ferguson?,0
john hickenlooper announces support for nuking australia just to see if anyone paying attention,1
emma gonzalez: 'one of the biggest threats' to teens today 'is being shot',0
the voice' contestant records 'love letter' to kim jong-un,0
how to overcome social comparison,0
"behold, the most magical (and massive) picnic of all time",0
woman decides period over,1
father showing kids 'field of dreams' for first time unaware kevin costner sparking son's sexual awakening,1
youngest sibling in family kind of thought mom would lose steam by now,1
if you love tom of finland we've got the perfect new emoji for you,0
educated bigot that much more terrifying,1
kylie jenner snaps a bikini selfie,0
considering self-employment? 7 questions to ask yourself,0
boy meets world' spin off to focus on difficulties of raising autistic child,1
family braces as autistic son discovers amtrak's 'track a train' webpage,1
my life at frost valley ymca,0
weak little man asks for help,1
it continually surprises me': meet the people of kansas city,0
ketchup not fancy enough for local man,1
nurse's tray all scalpels,1
chinese for lunch,0
"kim jong-un, justin timberlake meet to pick new pope, according to shameless attempt to increase web traffic",1
stephen hawking reportedly working on juicy tell-all formula,1
ryan chugs down rhino horn and bull semen shake for mid-debate boost,1
the lesbians that founded the gay village and the mafia alliance they made for protection,0
"white house officials confirm malia obama now seven feet, nine inches tall",1
7 genius napping inventions to get you through monday,0
cops recording your every move for 10 weeks doesn't violate the constitution,0
study finds american diets are poor (but improving!),0
7 steps to stay financially fit in 2015 and beyond,0
the huffpost show' takes on: loretta lynch stalemate,0
defiant north korea launches what appears to be icbm,0
"bob barr on two-party system: ""waaah! waaah!""",1
having awkward conversation with coworkers in alternate venue referred to as 'going out to lunch',1
the wonderful moment a returning soldier surprised his parents at an nhl game,0
from soup to skills: the best ways to volunteer on thanksgiving,0
donald trump conveniently forgets the time he said more countries should have nukes,0
the extraordinary ordinary life and death of elisabeth kübler-ross,0
man clearly gamed 'which teenage mutant ninja turtle are you?' quiz to get raphael,1
lea delaria can make you feel butch without all of the hard work,0
"i want you, gentle reader, to lighten up!",0
ellie goulding perfectly sums up the sheer terror of panic attacks,0
sarah huckabee sanders denies doctoring footage showing jim acosta in clown makeup blowing up gotham hospital,1
trump warns israel new settlements 'may not help'  peace process,0
the warped environmentalism of america's biggest industrial meat producer,0
10 ways to respond to strangers who comment on your 'mom bod',0
taxpayer outraged,1
geico saves 15 percent or more by discontinuing advertising,1
from mid-range he could kill you': bernie sanders' basketball days,0
watch kevin hart drop the mic on james corden,0
l.l. bean's ceo offers to help workers affected by trump's travel ban,0
dad suggests arriving at airport 14 hours early,1
old gypsy woman run over without consequence,1
al-qaeda marching band to join macy's parade after incredible audition,1
senate passes bipartisan resolution preventing themselves from stopping trump,1
congress gets another reminder from scientists that climate change isn't coming -- it's already here,0
nikki haley: 'the u.s. will no longer sit idly by while iran continues to exist',1
why it should bother everyone that the oscars are so white,0
new surveys: grown-ups love social media and cyberbullying top concern for parents,0
chinese class clown executed,1
loyal senator still lying patiently in spot where beloved bill died,1
banksy exhibit inspires ex-drug addict to change his own life through art,0
3 top officials leave epa amid scott pruitt scandals,0
violence erupts ahead of u.s. embassy opening in jerusalem,0
"an interview with allen iverson, the realest hall of famer",0
these gorgeous photos of hong kong in the fifties will make you nostalgic for an era long gone,0
guests emerge shell-shocked from rich people's wedding,1
the fbi just blasted reporting on the san bernardino killings,0
report: anxiety disorders induced by trump presidency not covered under gop health bill,1
tonight: house faces his greatest challenge yet,1
6 things to look for in your next home,0
rigorous battery of tests unable to determine if roommate broke up with girlfriend,1
mother still searching for preschool that focuses exclusively on her son,1
a sikh american writes to donald trump,0
welcome to the age of context-driven sales and marketing,0
man filming childbirth picks up some b-roll of wife's vagina while waiting for baby to crown,1
norma at san francisco opera,0
"north korea revamps, restarts nuclear bomb fuel production plants",0
melania trump straightens husband's neck skin before walking out onto inauguration platform,1
police escape charges in 96 percent of civil rights cases: report,0
blood runs down house of representatives walls as chamber itself selects new speaker,1
night of watching game show network leaves man concerned about life insurance,1
what to buy at zara for under $100,0
trump's big new idea for a veterans hotline was tried already... by trump,0
local church full of brainwashed idiots feeds town's poor every week,1
cash back incentives:  a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers,0
shirtless man turns face from side to side in mirror while running hands down smooth face,1
20 indoor wall planters to take your houseplants to new heights,0
anarchy symbol updated to appeal to today's teens,1
calculus problem hits too close to home,1
these students aren't joining the national walkout to protest gun violence. here's why.,0
nation puts 2016 election into perspective by reminding itself some species of sea turtles get eaten by birds just seconds after they hatch,1
presumptuous congressional freshman thinks she can just come in and represent constituents,1
college kicker's video proves his twitter haters wrong — and it's good!,0
senate can't pass methane rollback so interior decides to do it anyway,0
here's how older generations are ruining the workplace,0
secrets of a professional present purchaser,0
drag and burlesque performers outraged with facebook,0
rand paul: hillary clinton is a 'war hawk',0
"no thank you, trump america",0
parasites just getting the hang of how host does things,1
the impossible conversation: talking to children about islamophobia,0
eating like an idiot for a weekend in san francisco,0
how to make a living as a drag queen,0
watch ted cruz flub a fox news interview on immigration,0
nobody was more delighted by the mtv movie & tv awards opening than hugh jackman,0
chicago cubs head to world series for first time since 1945 after dodgers blowout,0
6-year-old boy thinks he might be too old to be in women's locker room,1
college admissions office finds ideal applicant capable of subsidizing tuition of 3 low-income students,1
actor tom sizemore denies groping 11-year-old in 2003,0
cary elwes of 'the princess bride' to join 'stranger things'  season 3,0
dad's eyes well up at sight of perfectly packed cooler,1
what to expect when you're expecting a couch,0
when is a religion 'extremist'?,0
how to buy grown-up art without going broke (or setting foot in a gallery),0
9 nitty-gritty organizing tips,0
fox news meteorologist slams woman who said her legs are 'too fat',0
mom not joking when she says she wants picture of grown kids in bath for old time's sake,1
deadly stabbing attack at maryland prayer center,0
leslie jones confirms she's 'moved on' from milo yiannopoulos harassment,0
bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs,0
"less fear, more courage",0
conor walton: contemplating higher things,0
literally everyone should stock up on these 9 useful prime day discounts,0
"on jan fabre, part 2: scenes from the moral education of the human race",0
"students march for their lives as trump chills at golf course, largely ignores them",0
early apple computer sells for almost $1 million at auction,0
"kelly clarkson felt 'suppressed,' says top country star's career changed when he came out",0
china sets stage for xi jinping to stay in office indefinitely,0
allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back,0
psychiatrists call for special clinics to prescribe ketamine as anti-depressant,0
let us not celebrate a fifth anniversary of the syrian conflict,0
hotel in a volcano-waterfall is the sweetest digs you'll ever find,0
why some vaccines require more than one dose,0
"one court, indivisible, votes liberty and justice for all",0
baltimore police begin slow process of reform in year after freddie gray's death,0
"tabloid reveals pete davidson, kate beckinsale only dating as pr stunt to promote new york rangers",1
critics blast al gore's documentary as 'realistic',1
missing louisiana teen's sister: 'she is our heart and we want her home',0
a single mother's truth,0
libraries burning: from sarajevo to mosul,0
worst person woman knows pregnant,1
sylvester stallone's teenage daughter sistine is a bonafide runway model,0
"new technologies give government ample means to track suspects, study finds",0
bill clinton's welfare reform law is kicking up to 1 million people off food stamps,0
flower power -- how your child can blossom fully,0
"these quotes from kids are hilarious, adorable and oddly insightful",0
fat shaming can literally break your heart,0
chrissy teigen wants to know if kim kardashian is still down for dinner,0
we obtained hillary clinton's secret gitmo memo to obama. read it here.,0
"judge rolls eyes, upholds naughty baker's first-amendment rights",1
last-minute super bowl party décor,0
pretty little liars' star troian bellisario weds 'suits' star patrick j. adams in rustic ceremony,0
"john henson, craig kilborn meet for historic smug-bastard summit",1
nation descends into utter moral chaos following 'dear abby' writer's death,1
"watch this guy count to 100,000 for no reason whatsoever",0
grecian formula falls into non-grecian hands,1
the bachelorette's 'whaboom' guy was the actual worst,0
toys 'r' us sign triggers pavlovian shrieking response in child,1
nation clinging desperately to brief inspirational moment before being thrust back into raging election maelstrom,1
man avoids messing with texas,1
depressed gallup director issues poll asking whether anyone would care whether he lives or dies,1
this big dog and little bird are inseparable pals,0
chrissy teigen has 2 words for hater who insinuated she's a gold digger,0
terrified laptop wakes up inside case,1
washington insider: white house story on porter 'doesn't add up',0
rudy's america,0
"julianne moore on 'freeheld,' marriage equality and ellen page's 'extraordinary' coming out",0
jimmy carter already back to elite sumo wrestling circuit after recovering from hip surgery,1
lee greenwood urges u.s. to take military action against iraq,1
trump hacks through thick central american jungle in search of entirely new ethnic group to demonize,1
katy perry awarded $1.57 million from entrepreneur who interfered with convent sale,0
gop presidential hopefuls fail again to sketch out an obamacare replacement,0
14 photos that show the special bond between moms and daughters,0
"rihanna doesn't care about dark circles, and neither should you",0
this organization is helping women of color thrive in the communications field,0
party host horrified to discover guests have been drying hands on bath towel this whole time,1
meet the white house's newest star: a whiteboard,0
this is what it's really like out there for female superheroes,0
man in solitary confinement can't break with reality fast enough,1
fidelity matches some ira contributions,0
sheryl sandberg talks about husband's death in personal commencement speech,0
"after 10 months of bitter struggle, downstairs neighbor masters 'jumpin' jack flash'",1
selfless playstation worker customizes controller for gamer with cerebral palsy,0
this couple just dropped a rap music video to announce their breakup,0
resigning house leader cantor reflects on all the accomplishments he thwarted,1
trump's lawyer got restraining order against stormy daniels to keep her quiet,0
michele bachmann thankful no americans died in sikh shooting,1
kanye wishes the kardashians' reality show was shot like kubrick,0
the internet and social media: how to disconnect,0
"half the city is burning': hamburg rocked by violent, anti-g-20 protests",0
zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal,1
"riz ahmed, mindy kaling, aziz ansari and others launch appeal for rohingya",0
afghan president ashraf ghani offers to recognize taliban as legitimate political group,0
clinton questions obama's ability to greet world leaders,1
this is what happens when the pavement is too hot for your dog,0
mother constantly worried about son stationed on u.s. military base,1
betsy devos stirs uproar by saying schools can call ice on undocumented kids,0
my bette midler story,0
nursing home placement can be the most loving choice for a person with alzheimer's,0
the next water crisis is looming — how can tech help?,0
cheetos social media team arguing over whether tweet in chester cheetah's voice,1
the sad mother's ring,0
if i have gay children: 4 promises from a christian pastor/parent,0
"healing after divorce in 5 allegories: i was married to the wizard of oz, but i never thought to pull back the curtain",0
first-grader given sticker for behavior during lockdown drill,1
fbi calls for increased surveillance powers to keep pace with evolving threat of presidential administrations,1
why runners can't stop talking about themselves,0
working mom wants it all,0
the genius of chinese cooking,0
hopper from 'stranger things' wore a holiday sweater and became a meme,0
secretive whcd pre-party draws hollywood celebrities,0
"after careful consideration, bush recommends oil drilling",1
general teaches defense secretary how to drive tank in k-mart parking lot,1
autopsy reveals subject was still alive when autopsy began,1
why can i never seem to say the right thing?' weeps trump into pillow,1
area woman marries into health insurance,1
gallant man extremely concerned about drunk woman's welfare,1
airbnb user loves how easy website makes it to ejaculate in stranger's sink,1
knowshon moreno asks broncos if there's anything else to drink besides gatorade,1
this dance subculture is thriving among black gay men in the south,0
"the center's mike thompson says 'p.s., i love you because...'",0
serena williams explains why her father didn't walk her down the aisle,0
watch: underreported story -- reuniting families with remains of dead migrants,0
tyra banks brings tears to teen designer's eyes with this heartwarming surprise,0
researchers announce they don't have heart to reveal what will happen to 1 in 5 women,1
sweeping new labor reforms allow foxconn employees to work in inhumane conditions from home,1
bernie sanders planning 'major speech' on democratic socialism,0
listen to this 911 call and decide for yourself if turkeys have declared war,0
morning after morning after pill re-impregnates guilt-ridden women,1
why the bachelor is scarily similar to the hunger games,0
jogger thinks he looks great,1
visit home reveals parents currently watching previously undiscovered game show,1
"5 extreme things the common core has done to children in the past 5 years, according to opponents",0
"word 'innovate' said 650,000 times at sxsw so far",1
bush acquired by martian zoo,1
neighbors 2' takes on sexism and double standards in an unexpected way,0
chloe is back to help you celebrate 'independence'!,0
teary-eyed wrestlers bid farewell to friends made at summerslam,1
what to do if you feel traumatized by the las vegas shooting,0
stuffed-up congress allocates $250 million to destroy pollen,1
no book is an island: on the dual identity of art,0
microsoft word now includes squiggly blue line to alert writer when word is too advanced for mainstream audience,1
new hampshire looking increasingly out of reach for donald trump,0
"i'm going to hell for laughing at this meme,' says man going to hell for helping little sister get abortion",1
"my ""aunt hillary""",0
milo ventimiglia strips down to raise awareness for breast cancer on 'ellen',0
there is no 'alt-right.' there is only white supremacy.,0
"years after japan's earthquake disaster, a community struggles to pick up the pieces",0
when visibility is not enough,0
plot of 'midnight run' described at length to therapist,1
former soldier turned zen monk teaches vets to use mindfulness as body armor,0
aides rush on stage to rotate scott walker back to direction of audience,1
embarrassed george lucas still just telling new wife he works in digital media,1
report: it too soon to glance back at attractive person,1
man builds 'star trek'-themed cabin out of junk,0
bush texting while mahmoud abbas speaks,1
communists now least threatening group in u.s.,1
a quick guide to this year's oscar best picture nominees,0
you to receive 15 pounds of venison sausage from uncle,1
candy land' screenwriter under impression fans counting on him to get this right,1
"gentrification mockumentary asks you to please remember rich, white kids",0
"study: only 40% of mice have little welcome mat, doorway leading to tiny home inside wall",1
house condescendingly approves $400 in added stimulus,1
peter o'toole objects to being in oscar death montage,1
this poor kitty puts our seasonal allergies to shame,0
woman's greatest dream to one day dance in studio audience of 'the ellen degeneres show',1
nypd cop who fatally shot ramarley graham found guilty of bad judgment,0
praia de iracema is the place you should have been this week,0
meat industry introduces new easy-tear perforated beef,1
the nuisance of nuance: one president's doubling down on the dumbing down of american politics,0
"when a man's wheelchair got stuck in a storm, this cop did something great",0
dustin lance black calls 'bullsh*t' on hollywood's view of trans actors,0
rock hard café acquires autographed bon jovi cock ring,1
funeral held for door shot 4 times by oscar pistorius,1
lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis,0
the huffington post is hiring story editors for the voices department,0
donald trump's 'do not congratulate' putin blunder is already a savage new meme,0
moses and the red sea,0
amplifyd.com challenges starbucks and peet's coffee to use organic milk,0
"report: gen x irony, cynicism may be permanently obsolete",1
93-year-old is killin' it on instagram with her modeling shots,0
shrimp would be pissed if he could see the lame party he's going to be served at,1
"federal government adds 600,000 acres to national forbidden zone",1
browns' josh gordon to enter rehab,0
bernie sanders tells donald trump: stop talking about bill clinton's sex life,0
world hunger: can new frito-lay zestitos solve the problem?,1
colorado legalizes medicinal fireworks,1
less popular friend proposes combining birthdays into single party,1
one issue that could reshape america for a generation was snubbed at the debate,0
how to eliminate procrastination (the surprising strategy one man used),0
british empire to be reduced to 8 acres around buckingham palace by 2050,1
"diversity was the real winner last night,' report hundreds of dumbasses whose very existence insults the name of journalism",1
logo in corner of tv reminds man he's masturbating to spice,1
should we pay the staggering economic and human costs of nuclear weapons?,0
model to give acting a shot,1
grandparents' cabinets contain brand of cookies previously unknown to humankind,1
group cheers after group hears group's name called,1
al franken will leave senate in early january,0
report: average american walks less than one mile each year with pants around ankles,1
loft's highly anticipated plus-size line is finally here,0
"under trump, muslim book publishers are fighting against hate",0
you can just push shit in back seat out of way,1
south korean president meets north korea's kim jong un to talk trump summit,0
real-life fitness strategies to survive the winter months,0
this is what boy scouts' intolerance to transgender people is doing,0
car salesman three desks over going on and on about chick he banged last night,1
the fascinating case for eating lab-grown meat,0
perfect attendance credited to abusive household,1
dole reveals one cantaloupe out there contains $10 million check,1
here comes another massive media deal,0
stephen colbert destroys dissenting justices in same-sex marriage decision,0
iraq pm: yemen conflict could engulf entire region in war,0
twenty minutes spent making tuna fish palatable,1
report: breathing can extend lifespan by several decades,1
medics drop soccer player from stretcher; he's ticked,0
"the recovery is here,' reports underemployed man making $20,000 less than he used to",1
"from an adopted daughter, what my moms taught me about parenting",0
nasa celebrates 60th anniversary of launching first moon to orbit earth,1
hundreds of people who will die before christmas really excited for holiday season,1
tom delay to pursue corruption in private sector,1
florida passes bill gutting abortion and contraception access,0
"in mental health awareness week, we need more than mental health 'first aid'",0
i helped immigrant artists get visas. and the process is a bureaucratic mess.,0
4 ways retirees can be as 'smart' with their money as donald trump,0
contact paper beautifies drawer interior,1
raid introduces new box to cover bug until you work up emotional strength to kill it,1
a conversation on getting dressed,0
syria fighting mostly stops as truce takes effect,0
king of comedy's death ignites 100-year war  for throne,1
subscription services provide book and toy options to parents of brown kids,0
unwatched netflix dvd stares at area man with single unblinking eye,1
boy stops worshipping dad at record age of 3,1
7 simple habits you can adopt to keep fit,0
voter dreading being sent over to visibly stupid poll worker,1
the spirit that drove us to civil war is back,0
"lebron james' 2015 finals was legendary, but nothing compared to this",0
rangers disgusted by prince fielder leaving chewed-up bats all over dugout,1
"okay, gene, let's just get through this,' marketing executive beginning day tells self",1
kids' behavior linked to moms' acetaminophen use during pregnancy,0
authorities urge louisiana residents to evacuate dangerous lower income brackets,1
elena ferrante to write column for the guardian's weekend magazine,0
doritos good,1
seth meyers: the gop tax bill is a 'brazen heist of the country',0
canadian-iranian professor hospitalized after months in iranian jail,0
students send hilarious tweets to superintendent thanking him for snow day,0
"women in business q&a: rebecca henderson, group president, randstad professional solutions",0
paul simon wondering how one goes about getting a column on 'the huffington post',1
voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees,0
mccain clinches religious vote with stirring high-register rendition of 'ave maria',1
it's time to take a stand against trump,0
amy schumer hints she will push to reduce gun violence,0
103 uber drivers accused of sexually assaulting or abusing customers: cnn,0
webmd doesn't know how to tell you this,1
trump administration picks strange fight with meals on wheels,0
"make no mistake, trump's government shutdown is about racism",0
"what's better, fresh or frozen turkey?",0
nation mostly alarmed that government's top programs handled by 29-year-olds,1
trump spends entire classified national security briefing asking about ​egyptian ​mummies,1
donald trump thinks north carolina got it wrong on anti-lgbt bathroom bill,0
ariana grande performs 'break free' on 'snl',0
"hatchet man' suspect could have ties to murder of teen hikers, police say",0
study: majority of time machine owners use device primarily to get couple more hours of sleep,1
how to deal with isis,0
watch john kasich lead an awkward david bowie sing-along,0
frank gehry no longer allowed to make sandwiches for grandkids,1
archaeologists discover ancient femur that could make mouthwatering broth,1
man forgets he has infant strapped to back,1
barack obama 'tiger beat' cover clinches slumber party vote,1
last living tamagotchi dies in captivity,1
houthi official: yemen strikes by saudi arabia will set off 'wide war',0
new editorial argues you can't out-exercise a bad diet,0
7 ways to look like a pro in a wine tasting room,0
"aatish taseer talks sanskrit, the dangerous power of english, and his new novel",0
travelling through the feminine mystique to lesbian feminism,0
the call for a national crime and justice task force,0
why i will never carpe diem again,0
"yes, my child with special needs understands you -- please talk to him",0
smoking ban collapses fragile prison economy,1
look: these blue sea creatures recently washed ashore in california,0
35 things in your home to get rid of right now,0
there's now a martial art specifically for selfie stick users,0
"study: us cities have worse inequality than mexico, with rich and poor living side-by-side",0
starlet-viewer age difference quickly calculated,1
occidental college mostly cleared in federal sexual assault investigation,0
rex tillerson calls reports of his ouster 'laughable',0
tsunami death toll rises to 36 americans,1
1.21 gigawatts of 'back to the future' trivia,0
"jury finds ex-cop guilty of child molestation, he drinks poison",0
frustrated rick santorum still waiting for go-ahead from god to suspend presidential campaign,1
8 famous women who popped the question,0
authorities investigating suicide determine victim really went for it,1
two words that could save nypd -- and us,0
leaked 'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens',1
jim parsons is having a divine moment,0
society tea party spoiled by ocelot,1
trevor noah grills chris christie on fedex immigrant tracking proposal,0
clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered,1
an important reminder that the pay gap is not just a 'women's issue',0
5 ways modern science is embracing ancient indian wisdom,0
robert durst admits he was high on meth 'the whole time' while filming 'the jinx',0
"news roundup for june 19, 2017",0
kennedy curse' claims life of 77-year-old tumor-riddled binge-drinker,1
financial analysts offer to talk about recession for $5,1
deceased souls backed up at river styx ferry crossing during underworld transit strike,1
trump claims credit for shock dem win in pennsylvania,0
l.l. bean's ceo offers to help workers affected by trump's travel ban,0
website's built-in search engine just pathetic,1
u.s. ambassador to un travels to ebola-stricken west africa,0
antonio french: darren wilson seemed 'remorseless' over michael brown killing,0
the black keys new album 'turn blue' is now available to stream in full,0
the no paper challenge: what if we wrapped gifts sustainably?,0
9 ways the most successful people see life differently,0
"god almost forgot to kill dave elfman of boulder, co today",1
taco trucks and other easy targets for racists,0
"our homes, ourselves and creating the perfect stress-free environment",0
dot declares pothole too perfect to fill,1
what's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections,0
bleary-eyed cosmopolitan staffer cranks out 10 billionth way to bring out the animal in your man,1
"heavy rains, flooding damage thousands of homes in the south",0
mysterious man in parking lot threatens to harm rudy giuliani if he ever blabs about trump's legal payments again,1
texas lt. gov. not worried about bathroom bill costing the state money,0
head-in-sand purists,0
tom izzo calls 2019 spartans best team he's ever threatened with violence,1
report: only predictor of happy marriage is if husband ever won wife big stuffed animal at amusement park,1
area teen receives $2 from grandma,1
5 indefensible tweets from the nra since the oregon gun massacre,0
pat robertson says pie not delicious,1
donald trump revels in recounting the 'very good towels' he threw to hurricane victims,0
area family has no idea where dad gets shirts,1
"florida woman crashes wedding, and it doesn't end well",0
nation just goes ahead and decides 'freedom prevails over hate' is lesson of 9/11,1
virginia alcohol agents involved in bloody arrest return to duty,0
winter storm brings ice and freezing rain to central u.s.,0
white house probes kushner business loans after ethics questions,0
heart attack a real wake-up call for man's insurance provider,1
christian bale given neutered male statuette named oscar,1
new biodiversity program busses in species from outside ecosystems,1
eminem goes after donald trump on new big sean track,0
here's a brand new thing you didn't know about 'the office',0
diet candy's aftertaste experienced 12 years later,1
france arrests 15-year-old boy over 'imminent paris attack,0
the most dangerous antihero on tv is ... the star of comedy central's 'review'?,0
cuban army honors fidel castro with 21-gun firing squad,1
the cyberspace revolution: why are the media ignoring it?,1
apple announces new iphone with n-word on back knowing customers will buy it anyway,1
breakthrough drug eliminates crying in infants,1
"no, going to pride week as an ally doesn't 'make you gay'",0
native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle,0
magical homeless man turns spare change into vomit,1
what's your story?,0
new viacom ad tells employees to get back to work,1
taylor swift brings fans to tears with surprise gifts,0
moving forward with change: part 2 in a series to create lasting health change,0
kim cattrall's missing brother found dead at his home,0
the most flattering eyeliner technique for your eye shape,0
arsons at 6 black churches in st. louis area are linked,0
noisy upstairs neighbors wake man at 3 p.m.,1
jaded seismologist can no longer feel anything under 7.0 on richter scale,1
jellyfish can't wait to fuck up honeymoon,1
wife unfazed by husband's sad e-mails to other women,1
reality of fatherhood never truly dawned on man until he held newborn son's hospital bill,1
secretary of education reveals she's forced to use own salary on yacht supplies,1
secretary of interior announces $400 million initiative to preserve self for future generations to enjoy,1
hägar the horrible' cartoonist expected more for 40th anniversary,1
home.  where's that?,0
wedding guest blissfully unaware she barely made the cut,1
china intensifies pressure on north korea,0
gingrich urges romney to drop out so he can focus on general election,1
partygoers drunkenly recite 4-h pledge,1
horse dies in freak highway accident,0
ron desantis clarifies that 'monkey' comment was intended as subtle enough dog whistle to get away with,1
area man has sex with man to get out of office blood drive,1
"watermelon + 20,000 volts = one messy pink slushie",0
russell simmons leads 'i am a muslim too' rally in new york,0
status of gathering upgraded to 'party' by presence of pizza,1
las vegas officials create gofundme page for shooting victims,0
directions to ed's steak house,1
"facebook, google and whatsapp plan to increase encryption of user data",0
the email tricks that will completely change your life,0
60-year-old hippie pitied by 40-year-old punk,1
rick perry returning to iowa,0
new bill would shed daylight on schools under investigation for sexual violence,0
study: humans began domesticating animals to comfort children whose parents split up,1
11-year-old moron can't wait to get her first period,1
winning dad forces tired child to finish monopoly game,1
std had awesome time on spring break,1
how my obsession with gore and death actually makes my life better,0
private vehicles beat ambulances in saving gunshot and stabbing victims,0
"gop race heads to south carolina, known for dirty tricks and brawls",0
"nelson mandela admits thoughts, prayers of millions played no part in recovery",1
mother still yammering away under her tombstone,1
american idol winner already complaining about pressures of fame,1
study finds older dads may have 'geekier' sons,0
concrete steps you can take to support your muslim neighbors today,0
stepson absolutely nailing jeopardy category about third reich,1
mark wahlberg missed his brother's wedding,0
obama: 'shame on' corporations that blame obamacare for cutting wages,0
infuriating video shows meek mill making homeless man do pushups for $20,0
how to make salt-roasted fish with spicy orange salsa,0
5 signs your hair color choice is making you look duller and older,0
best burger restaurants in america,0
japanese prime minister resigns to seek revenge on man who killed his family,1
"weak, ineffectual man will be right back with that account file",1
biden quietly asks obama to pick him up some of those real throwing stars from japan,1
suri cruise somehow already 11,1
search for 'kick-ass shelves' continues,1
report: some people wake up when it's still dark outside,1
bashful terrorists won't take credit for attack,1
a manners lesson for donald trump about the stars and stripes,0
kim kardashian says goodbye to obama with family photo and now we're crying just like north,0
researchers discover details smaller than minutiae,1
taking your startup public is fraught with negatives,0
alarming report finds only 6% of earth's surface indoors,1
illustrators depict the everyday items giving hope to child refugees,0
mcdonald's introduces mccrazy burger,1
woman who doesn't use facebook completely out of touch with friends' prejudices,1
"federal government adds 600,000 acres to national forbidden zone",1
"more than 250 new emoji to be released, and we have the list",0
lethal injection least effective drugs man took while in prison,1
the other show's second anniversary serves classic numbers and rising drag race queen,0
danielle laporte's white hot truth soothes self-help fatigue,0
jeff bezos gets rave reviews from washington post veteran,0
new mlb rules aim to speed baseball games in 2018,0
breakthrough procedure allows parents to select sexiness of child,1
medicalert bracelet iced out,1
"green energy scientists unveil 800,000-ton potato capable of powering entire city",1
struggling don rickles has nothing but nice things to say about audience,1
nancy pelosi: donald trump cannot be 'casually loose-lipped',0
"justice department plans to retry bob menendez for bribery, corruption",0
dr. oz explains why men rarely address mental health issues,0
los angeles lakers -- oh how the mighty have fallen,0
tommy wiseau is about to star in another weird movie. here's what to expect.,0
fox news reporter asks the questions others are too smart to ask,1
the welcome return of black wall street,0
this photo of me at the women's march went viral and changed my activism forever,0
al qaeda chief calls for more kidnappings,0
more employers may be using temps to skirt immigration laws,0
the sexiest hotels in the dominican republic,0
hillary clinton starts 2016 better positioned than 2008,0
"arizona can't ban mexican-american studies anymore, judge says",0
study finds humans crave sweet foods because they're weak—they're weak and they're small,1
entourage' the movie -- who cares?,0
scientists finally prove what area dad has been saying for years,1
"nothing doing down louisiana way, fly-swattin' sources report",1
"oh wait, area man not paul",1
fifth harmony's lauren jauregui blasts 'toxic' homophobia in poignant twitter exchange,0
jimmy fallon could barely keep it together during this cardi b interview,0
afghan warlord takes anderson cooper as 43rd wife,1
impoverished monte carlo family forced to live out of racecar,1
congress approves $15 billion medicruelty,1
undecided ohio voters beg for 3rd option on eve of gop convention,0
using the united fiasco to flourish in the future,0
let's go home': the power of redemption,0
cam newton thanks panthers fans after nfc championship season,0
report finds letting stranger bum cigarette sole act of human compassion still in practice,1
congress names very special prosecutor,1
old faithful brutally beaten to death by group of teens,1
video relaunches investigation into death of man held by chicago police,0
pentagon report concludes too many soldiers have same nickname,1
here's how india can become more integrated in global trade,0
mitch mcconnell is keeping the senate rule that lets dems block trump's judges,0
paul ryan's health care plan doesn't really eliminate the individual mandate,0
merriam-webster has six simple words for those sexist 'doctor who' fans,0
barack obama: look to a veteran 'whenever the world makes you cynical',0
this 'pretty little liars' theory about charles has fans fuming,0
national forest service recommends campers tie up their food to avoid attracting other visitors,1
embarrassed snake can't believe documentary crew caught it whiffing while lunging at toad,1
gop promotes carly fiorina to male candidate after strong debate showing,1
harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra',0
"the equifax breach is bad, but there are steps that can help",0
thirsty mayor drinks town's entire water supply,1
report: caucasians will soon be a minority in their own goddamn country,1
memphis airport panda express takes over as nation's most depressing place,1
area mother enters 16th year of post-partum depression,1
"in late-night dissent, justice breyer sounds off against solitary confinement",0
the narco-terror trap,0
"poll: 80 percent of americans in favor of storming castle, destroying inhuman monster",1
al gore criticizes obama over arctic drilling,0
lesbian couple enjoys hot lesbian action,1
crisis and context for virgin galactic,0
miracle dog gives birth to septuplets,1
"3 dozen chemical, emotional responses activated by phrase 'pigs in a blanket'",1
cameron crowe to release only soundtracks,1
5 money lessons to teach our daughters,0
miami archbishop warns employees: supporting gay marriage could cost you your job,0
right guy to fuck with identified,1
"here's what made t. rex's big, knife-like teeth so strong",0
with great suit comes great responsibility,1
gop's confirmation of lynch won't change anything with obama,0
professor threatened with firing says wheaton college is changing the rules,0
when men 'misremember' violating women,0
grizzled band-aid weathers third shower,1
the wiz live!' brings the best of black excellence to tv,0
jeff sessions suggests a crackdown isn't coming for legal weed,0
is turkey drifting between isis & putin?,0
area man can't imagine life without this woman,1
"sex-positive artist marilyn minter celebrates glam, glitter and gunk",0
"musicals (yes, musicals) are about to shake up podcasting",0
report: 65% of all wildlife now used as homosexual subculture signifier,1
apparently reese witherspoon likes j.crew as much as we do,0
lapd officer who killed ezell ford had arrested him 6 years before,0
new michael landon biography resolves many unasked questions,1
political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality,0
i'm the crystal (and so are you): a poem for cold times,0
the simple trick that'll make your old sweaters look new again,0
ethics group blasts pence for using government travel for colts stunt,0
goliath opens his wallet: a new era for cuba and the united states,0
historians uncover evidence stonehenge once prominent druid make-out spot,1
mpaa unveils rating system based on old testament,1
pope francis delivers eucharist philly style,1
"when disaster strikes, mothers and newborns are the most vulnerable",0
romney: 'this is why they call me turnaround mitty from comeback city',1
hugh hefner fans on twitter thank him for the articles,0
christmas letter ominously makes no mention of the twins,1
palin brushing up on foreign policy at epcot,1
john ashcroft frolics in secret vault of winnie-the-pooh toys,1
trump budget would turn more jails into de facto mental hospitals,0
john boyega rocks our world with these fine michael jackson moves,0
nostalgic memories of land of the lost ruined in dvd release,1
french prime minister: we are at war against radical islam,0
this was my story,0
obama responds to 8-year-old who has really big 'politics worries',0
egypt sets date for parliamentary elections,0
things my dad never did,0
man builds rad all-terrain wheelchair that looks like a tank for war hero dad,0
trump ramps up attacks on john mccain by dragging senator's exhumed corpse behind motorcade,1
"retired cop claims philippine president rodrigo duterte paid him, others to kill suspects",0
self-centered child blames divorce entirely on himself,1
sanders beats all top republican candidates in latest poll,0
meeting logs: obama quietly coddling big oil on 'bomb trains' regulations,0
ohio state university attack leaves 11 injured,0
exhausted olympians wake up early to repeat opening ceremony for american time zones,1
13 lovely real wedding photos that will ease your case of the mondays,0
national women's hockey league player comes out as transgender,0
look: surfer almost runs over shark with stand-up paddleboard and has no idea,0
doctor unable to hide his excitement from patient with ultra-rare disease,1
making sure internet explorer doesn't replace actual exploring,0
skipping out on friend's birthday party at last minute closest woman will ever come to feeling rush of heroin,1
cnbc cameraman can't believe he's filming another blog off a computer monitor,1
tv commercial for beverage features woefully reckless pouring technique,1
tucker carlson spends entire show screaming over child bride he invited on to debate him,1
local youth to insert coin,1
dog returned to shelter for being 'too nice' finds new home,0
debra messing doesn't want you to freak out about a 'will & grace' revival just yet (update),0
guess who?!,0
billionaire paul allen's yacht wrecks cayman islands coral reef,0
anteater to lay off the fire ants for awhile,1
this new orange era: the growing divide,0
coming soon: a new 'fraggle rock' movie,0
gop operatives aren't so sure that trump even wants to win,0
trump will nominate 'torture memo' lawyer to transportation post,0
the freaky thing your brain can do while you're asleep,0
a muslim american mother's fears and hopes at dawn of the trump era,0
emmanuelle seigner in venus in fur: the interview,0
report: mom sending you something,1
newly sworn-in north korean official wondering how he'll eventually be executed,1
"epa to drop 'e,' 'p' from name",1
being looked at vs. being seen: a look at transparent director silas howard's new documentary film,0
the progressive 'legend of korra' finale made fans very happy,0
successories poster shoplifted,1
these posts reveal the terrible double standard of how we handle black death,0
5-year-old reluctantly lets crying mom sleep in his bed again,1
how long you sleep may be in your genes,0
white house lawn covered in congressional campaign signs,1
fan grabs world series home run from another fan to throw it back,0
"bill watterson writes, illustrates, shreds new 'calvin and hobbes' strip each morning out of spite",1
report: new york state senate leader to be arrested for corruption,0
al franken: 'i'm deeply sorry for my hilarious actions',1
horrifying society of grotesque mutants discovered living aboveground,1
"study: uttering phrase, 'marriage is hard work,' number one predictor of divorce",1
4 personal tips to set up for sleep success,0
missing just 2 hours of sleep quadruples your risk of a car accident,0
"overheard in minnesota, dontcha know?",0
starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala,0
democratic lawmaker gives scott pruitt brutal reality check during senate hearing,0
"iraqi troops retake the town of nimrud, near historic ruins, from isis",0
black mother speaks out: african-american boys 'won't ever really be safe',0
old friends from high school meet up every year to say names of former classmates,1
mom still raving about butternut squash ravioli she tried 13 years ago,1
fema unveils nationwide phone tree in case of emergency,1
"goodbye to the dead,' a conversation with brian freeman",0
boss's sexual harassment a lot more cautious lately,1
conjoined twins separated at birth reunited in freak accident,1
charles barkley attempted to ride scooter like georgia state's coach,0
there were some things to cheer in donald trump's wild press conference,0
"because i'm gay and in high school, legislators don't care about my health",0
new bin laden tape contains three previously unreleased monologues,1
gourmet gifts for the foodie 2014,0
department of agriculture locates perfect goat,1
you don't need to live in california to create this venice beach-inspired living room,0
behind every easter is a crucifixion,0
"man pulling in $1,000 per month has nerve to complain about minimum wage laws",1
tennis instructor mentoring young player sees potential in parents' income,1
surinamese man struggling to write the great surinamese novel,1
david koch delivers suit with note reading 'wear this tonight' to marco rubio's hotel room,1
delta plane jettisons dozens of comfort animals midflight following policy changes,1
secluded cabin in woods filled with big plans for america,1
tehran. waiting for normality,0
beanie broker urges storkholders to sell,1
head of trump 'election integrity' probe pens wildly misleading op-ed about voter fraud,0
mom unaware little note she packed with son's lunch getting him beaten up right now,1
god regrets never creating any two-headed snake creatures,1
wife always dragging husband into her marital problems,1
area teens find once-in-a-lifetime love,1
vince gilligan's brain spoils final season of 'breaking bad' for vince gilligan,1
mean girls' and 'spongebob squarepants' lead 2018 tony nominations,0
determined circle of friends diligently traces back how they got onto this conversation topic,1
kirk franklin blasts creflo dollar's $65 million private jet campaign,0
what comics can offer to bible readers,0
17 wedding pics that will make you want to cozy up with your boo,0
everyone at thanksgiving doing chore to get away from rest of family,1
4 people facing 100 lashes for alleged gay sex in indonesia,0
"bo, sunny obama announce selection of artist for their official portraits",1
floating library proves books should be shared in improbable places,0
donald trump 'sad to see' confederate monuments being taken down,0
"indira gandhi: 30 years later, not a fond memory",0
russian lawyer admits to repeatedly informing kremlin of trump campaign's ineptitude,1
nasa reveals plans for new rover,0
"box of old playboys found, good ones too",1
what selma blair's 'outburst' teaches us about mixing pills and alcohol,0
new evidence suggests early humans first used fire to impress friends,1
the best live-action 'south park' commercials,0
this is what it's like to free dive with whales,0
typhoon meranti slams into china causing mayhem,0
chicago thunderstorm storm kills one person after tent collapses,0
open-minded music lover likes all kinds of metal,1
people are loving this video of beyoncé and jay-z doing the electric slide,0
college's new careerlink program connects students with thousands of annoyed alums,1
new law requires richard gere to personally inform residents when he moves to new neighborhood,1
"climate scientists are like 'doomsday street preachers,' fox guest says",0
what cutting americorps would mean for public lands,0
noose found in african-american history museum exhibit in d.c.,0
the important reason why we need to embrace creativity,0
you won't believe why this man's license was suspended,0
this awesome dad crafts intricate toast breakfasts for daughter with allergies,0
caged saddam to be highlight of inaugural ball,1
"women, people of color still abysmally underrepresented in hollywood leadership",0
6 wise and funny lessons on aging -- from animals,0
you don't have to agree with donald trump to be upset about trade policy,0
newsguild launches campaign in support of jailed reuters employees,0
"we in golden age of thing, guy who likes thing reports",1
marvel won't make a female thor movie 'any time soon',0
cute new dog helping single man pick up tons of hot shit,1
clinton tosses unpledged superdelegate in trunk of car,1
"oval office press chaos: 'you guys are getting worse,' says trump",0
nation's couples descend on nation's rotating restaurants,1
donald trump tweets cryptic response to twitter account deletion,0
bush spends day feverishly booby-trapping desk,1
yngwie malmsteen officially changes middle name to 'fucking',1
olivia delivers a classic shondaland elevator moment in exclusive 'scandal' clip,0
photos show the calais 'jungle' going up in flames,0
justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus',0
trump tells iowa dairy farmers he has cows 500 times bigger than theirs,1
5 things men can do to strengthen their relationship,0
nabisco snack physicists develop highly unstable quadriscuits,1
twitter doesn't tire of knocking conor mcgregor's stamina,0
cameron monaghan and peyton list star in the next big ya movie adaptation,0
hbo announces 'game of thrones' not coming back this weekend,1
giant murals disappear with the tides because nothing lasts forever,0
"cry of more, more, more heard in midnight hour",1
2-d doritos sales lagging,1
cnn chief jeff zucker rips donna brazile's 'disgusting' dealings with clinton campaign,0
mom can't wait for halloween episode of 'the big bang theory',1
cat placed on 5 minutes' half-assed observation after possibly ingesting plastic thing,1
former priest convicted in decades-old beauty queen slaying,0
r&b singer guesses she'll just keep moaning into mic until song is over,1
"debbie robins de la bouillerie, best selling author, executive leader, film and television producer died on august 31st at the age of 58.",0
"sport for good: nelson mandela's vision, one community at a time",0
mom sleeps in past sunrise,1
report: good thing world has unlimited quantity of oil,1
excitement shifts to concern after coworker brings baked goods into office for fourth consecutive day,1
"italy's mount etna is erupting, and it's magnificent",0
"for the first time, chimpanzees are making a fashion statement",0
2078 nancy pelosi hologram nominated for 38th term in house as party leader,1
a warm welcome in mumbai,0
10th-grade prodigy studying mathematics at 10th-grade level,1
mikhail gorbachev says nato is escalating cold war with russia 'into a hot one',0
trump's 7 techniques to control the media,0
city offers free pot for the poor,0
video shows mom kicking child out for voting for trump in mock election,0
the hunky stars of 'well-strung' put a new twist on a taylor swift smash,0
russia's medvedev: trump administration is powerless,0
local mosque only rated 1.5 stars on yelp,1
dnc honors historic nominee by dropping broken glass shards from ceiling,1
nyt editorial board unloads on trump: 'the law is coming',0
11 comedians playing comedians on tv,0
gunmen kidnap australian firm's workers in nigeria,0
q-tips introduces new multi-speed electric ear swab,1
"7 totally reasonable ways to handle your divorce, according to hollywood",0
india's cabinet members lose handily,0
america's favorite mexican food chain is... not chipotle. not even close.,0
"emails: how the obama administration secretly approved expanding piece of enbridge's ""keystone xl clone""",0
"study finds swans only other animals who mate for few years, get scared, end things, then regret it",1
new titanic film told from iceberg's point of view,1
man arrested after attempting to breach cockpit during flight to honolulu,0
biden gets grow light delivered to white house under fake name,1
college administrators hold candlelight vigil to honor donor lost in mishandled rape case,1
campbell's unveils one big can-sized noodle,1
study: 63% of all human speech occurs under breath,1
being moody helps us adapt to change,0
astronomers caution americans not to look directly at screaming spirits of the damned during solar eclipse,1
loft apartments converted to mayonnaise factory,1
stephen hawking reportedly working on juicy tell-all formula,1
academy award winners you didn't know were from illinois,0
10 worst states for business,0
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e.p.t. clarifies pregnancy tests intended for entertainment purposes only,1
"study finds chickens would have no qualms about caging, eating humans",1
the results are in: social enterprise works,0
sunday show hosts hit back on trump administration's lies,0
8 ways to recommit to your fading resolutions,0
victoria's secret introduces 3-inch patch of satin to place anywhere on body,1
"greece's rock portrait gallery, from craggy ogres to de gaulle's nose: suspended in mid-air on the looney front, part ii",0
bill o'reilly compares #blacklivesmatter movement to gestapo,0
a cashier at our davenport location did what?' disgusted sbarro ceo asks,1
f. scott fitzgerald estate wondering why the hell ken burns hasn't come knocking yet,1
"slaughtering wolves in canada: a new essay shows just how unscientific, unethical, and inhumane these studies are",0
280 days of meryl streep's year spent being honored,1
"european commission president rips brexit leaders as 'sad,' 'not patriots'",0
each line of mastercard billing statement evokes infuriating vacation memory,1
college encourages lively exchange of idea,1
clown looked a lot different in online profile photo,1
knocked-out secret service agents wake to realize jimmy carter loose,1
nana j. reclaims top spot from gram gram following exceptional birthday outing,1
auction won by crab with $20 stuck in claw,1
mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville,0
"hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump",0
pope francis washes feet of phillie phanatic,1
david bowie's son welcomes baby boy exactly six months after singer's death,0
this startup wants to make overpaying for a tiny nyc bedroom seem cool,0
suicide bombing: can parents spot the warning signs?,1
13 snacks that won't derail your resolutions,0
mcdonald's unveils new senior citizen playplace,1
why hillary clinton is moving left on every issue except israel - opinion,0
our favorite queer web series 'the outs' is finally returning,0
donald trump and paul ryan meet in hopes of mending divided party,0
the amazing london museum you never heard of,0
women's strike a sobering reality check for subway masturbator,1
osha special ops team raids local office after receiving intel on expired fire extinguisher,1
"science, evolution and our intimate parts",0
teen girls reviewed super bowl commercials and what they discovered will surprise you,0
is your relationship unhealthy? 2 questions to ask,0
5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs,0
20 struggles every tall girl knows to be true,0
trump aims to limit the education department's influence in new order,0
storied fantasy owner relocates to new ip address,1
assistant always follows warner bros. ceo with suitcase containing codes to authorize 'collateral beauty 2',1
dana loesch rethinking loyalties after seeing how much airtime teen activists getting,1
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thumbtack on carpet still at large,1
silvio berlusconi transferred to steamy all-female penitentiary,1
"bill cosby's admission could aid women's cases, lawyers say",0
donald trump's tax plan could balloon the debt by 75 percent,0
bono outbids everyone at charity auction for bono-autographed guitar,1
teen anxious for cigarette addiction to kick in,1
drag race' star willam opens up about break up of 'boy is a bottom' group,0
hubble telescope discovers giant amelia earhart statue on distant planet,1
ponds institute tops 1997 cosmopolitan college poll,1
mom sent on fact-finding mission to read what parking sign down street says,1
g.w. bush: 'not your government's choice' if you worship or not,0
the uncertain fate of the man in the police brutality image that shocked kenya,0
cross-shaped wwi monument declared unconstitutional,0
oregon's new travel video may inspire acid trips more than vacations,0
las vegas review-journal taps glenn cook to steer newsroom temporarily after rocky month,0
weird new cereal sets tone for first weekend at divorced dad's,1
woman pieces together timeline of boyfriend's past relationships like detective tracking zodiac killer,1
stephen colbert is driving bill o'reilly crazy,0
this photo series powerfully denounces the pain caused by prejudice in small towns in brazil,0
area spoon only rinsed for past 18 months,1
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video:  #icantbreathe poem on house floor,0
poll reveals you live in country where mentally ill man still has good chance of being senator,1
restaurant bartender leaves a single beer out to remember fallen soldier,0
george clooney slams donald trump for 'idiotic' comments about mexico,0
bill cosby mug shot released,0
"ohh, trump drained the swamp so the ceo bridge to the white house was clear!",0
republicans steel for a loss in trump country special election,0
"explosion fells building outside paris, killing at least 2",0
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the little boy from 'love actually' has not changed at all,0
area man finally finds bodymate,1
shelling from royal caribbean's m.s. 'allure' sinks carnival cruise vessel that crossed into disputed waters,1
510 chuck e. cheese tickets blown in grape-soda induced frenzy,1
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"this season, the nfl got political. roger goodell is still trying to pretend it's not.",0
national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep,1
nelly reiterates sex-liking stance,1
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"nation savoring every moment of glorious late-february, early-march days",1
cuba has an ambitious plan to protect its environment from tourists,0
dog not sure it ready to tackle whatever happened to man at work today,1
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law enforcement questions why alton sterling was even black in the first place,1
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"adult-entertainment industry donates $100,000 in charity sex to hurricane victims",1
"americans more polarized than at any time in last two decades, poll shows",0
ford unveils new sport-futility vehicle,1
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processing the facts: what will ferguson's legacy be?,0
turkey issues warning over travel to u.s. after trump protests,0
here's a delightfully awkward video about spending valentine's day alone,0
noaa predicts we'll see more hurricanes this year than in 2015,0
area man may have lied about having sex,1
rahm emanuel is andrew cuomo: hillary are you listening?,0
how bet's 'rebel' is reshaping the narrative for black women in hollywood,0
i'm not an empty nester. i'm just sharing my daughter with the world.,0
sea of change: a company that views seaweed as an infinitely nourishing gift from the seas,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 22,0
a guide to the perfect day in rio,0
the 1 good movie netflix adds this week,0
area woman already planning party for 'mad men' series finale,1
former 'munsters' child star shares the troubling real reason he quit acting,0
charleston is testing the soul of america,0
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"area man's back aching after bad night's sleep, 58 continuous years of horrible posture",1
final german u-boat surrenders to allied powers,1
kate moss and naomi campbell return to the runway together for a special reason,0
air france flight forced to land in kenya over bomb scare,0
stabbing at miami's art basel gallery mistaken as performance art,0
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fuck-buddy becomes fuck-fiancé,1
gwyneth paltrow creeps up on james corden while he's mocking goop,0
portraits of sikh men reveal the diverse beauty of turbans and beards,0
7 ridiculously easy ways to protect your bones at any age,0
the importance of celebrating the little wins,0
the late show' updated trump's election night speech with annotations,0
all gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken),0
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everyone should take a lesson from this adorably grateful kid,0
whatsapp co-founder to leave company amid disagreements with facebook,0
netanyahu's legacy: a fractured israel and a divided america,0
new study finds no long-term health benefits,1
procter & gamble introduces home menstruation test,1
lululemon executives furious after focus group leaves product testing with self-esteem intact,1
hillary clinton will be nominated because more democrats are voting for her,0
area ceo doesn't have time for this shit,1
zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal,1
"7 tips to exchange gifts and save stress, money",0
canvas shopping bag celebrates third year on doorknob,1
greenspan just repeating detractors' criticisms in high-pitched girly voice,1
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want better behaved kids? tell them they're so loved,0
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bertha cáceres: 'my mother's is not the first assassination. i don't want another',0
unapologetic self-portraits that shatter perceptions of disability,0
"call the undertaker, i'm dying here",0
the major concern with the phone call with taiwan,0
harvey korman cracks up denny's waitress,1
the 7-year-old actress in 'the florida project' gives the year's best screen performance,0
bill kristol: rand paul 'is totally overrated' for 2016,0
missing children's day: let's bring them all home,0
an uber for cuba?,0
a meditation a day keeps the money fears away,0
neighborhood starting to get too safe for family to afford,1
steven spielberg claims he dislikes black actors to get out of cannes jury duty,1
republican women: a reminder that your party is not for you,0
the corruption beneath cuomo's casino push,0
overweight man to lose weight if he gets really overweight,1
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paul ryan delivers impassioned 10-minute pained facial expression,1
12 portable vegan snacks for when hunger hits,0
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state department's anti-semitism office will soon have no staff,0
news website refers to users' ceaseless exchange of racial slurs as 'discussion',1
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"it's just 15 minutes to a grown-up, but not to kids",0
"music playing in bar could stand to be louder, worse",1
"earth safe, but for how long?",1
snoop dogg rips trump in 'make america crip again',0
royal baby speaks first words,1
new york to investigate insurance bias against gay men after bombshell news report,0
your spouse could make you more likely to survive heart surgery,0
gender equality won't just change women's lives -- it'll change everyone's,0
trevor noah eviscerates donald trump's love of stop-and-frisk,0
song of redemption: the frank morgan story,0
u.s. consuls already have the tools to discriminate in visa decisions,0
jealous god wants area man's '69 charger,1
detroit tourism board's 'hidden detroit' campaign results in 24 deaths,1
image vs. substance in your self-made journey,0
report: someone probably masturbating to this stock photo right now,1
fourth verse of christmas carol gets super religious,1
outbreak of va-va-vooms traced to miniskirt-wearing blonde,1
not one woman less: protesting femicide in buenos aires,0
congress races against time to avoid yet another shutdown,0
mayor apologizes for citing wwii japanese internment camps in rejecting refugees,0
southerner recognized for driving-in-a-circle,1
banana republic announces opening of new stores where buying pants will not be totally humiliating experience,1
true feminism means holding our women leaders accountable,0
karzai vows to crack down on self,1
internet personality michael buckley on giving 'sex tips' off broadway,0
moronic mailroom worker worked way down from ceo,1
truther jihadist wishes al-qaeda had committed 9/11 attacks,1
bernie kicks into overdrive in nh,0
nation was kind of hoping for different outcome when concerned citizens came together to make voices heard,1
watch 6-year-old sophie cruz give one of the best speeches of the women's march,0
employee executes daring 3:30 p.m. escape from office,1
manager slits own throat after realizing some members of company not on same page,1
cigarette tax hike to pay for iraq war,1
"son discovers dad's welcome back, kotter spec script while cleaning out attic",1
friend who sent link to 8-minute youtube video must be fucking delusional,1
man honestly thinks he's going to get to bed early,1
donald trump won't stop attacking paul ryan,0
lena dunham slams the shame associated with psychiatric medication,0
are you a 'good' influence on your kids?,0
"elderly woman to teeter, quiver",1
let's talk toilet paper,0
george lucas loves art so much he's opening a $1 billion museum,0
"by letting go of perfection, i found my strength as a mother",0
​report: all standing between trump and presidency is nation that made him billionaire celebrity,1
more than 12 million enroll in obamacare,0
joe biden tells latinos to 'make no damn apologies for anything',0
new election ruling allows candidates to remain completely anonymous throughout campaign,1
is your job search too old-fashioned?,0
syrian refugees halted by trump's travel ban make long-awaited reunion with family,0
donald trump's transition gets 'historically low' marks,0
woman had no idea participating in 5k walk could be so unrewarding,1
"woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say",0
sean spicer is irreplaceable,0
"report: folks, bette midler is back on broadway and not a minute too soon",1
will police unions battle houses of worship or seek reconciliation?,0
former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video,0
trailer for chilean mining accident movie 'the 33' will hit you in the feels,0
red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors' convenience,1
who are the yazidi?,0
humanitarians shouldn't have to risk their own lives in order to save others,0
trump supporter who made nazi salute speaks out,0
the one thing you need for positive change,0
new claritin flamethrower incinerates whatever causing allergies,1
watch 'drag race' star milk channel madonna in iconic ad for pop star's new skincare line,0
local man dies following short battle with gas leak explosion,1
"#metoo and ""legitimate rape""",0
katie holmes is making hats happen on the red carpet,0
cash-strapped yellowstone cuts funding of program to provide hibernating bears with sleeping caps,1
man reserving judgment on best actress nominees until looking at all 5 pictures,1
tank operator wishes buddies back home could see him now,1
why it's important to read every word of every divorce document you sign,0
doctors repeatedly overprescribe antibiotics and narcotics,0
scientists theorize what earliest dinosaur researchers may have looked like,1
"sebastian gorka, who has downplayed threat of white supremacists, still teaches marines about terrorism",0
"it is a shame, it was a sham",0
new planet discovered 400 light years away from public's interest,1
barry white de-euphemized,1
longtime refugees grateful for citizenship in tanzania,0
how do i teach my girls to love their bodies when i hate mine?,0
is toxic algae good for you?,0
how to outsmart the populists – lessons from france,0
here's who will moderate the presidential and vice presidential debates,0
barack obama is fourth president to put americans at risk in iraq: let those threatened by the islamic state fight it,0
dating technology,0
rnc leader to trump: tone it down!,0
child who soiled self during dance performance apparently just gonna tough it out up there,1
china is forcing muslim children to abandon 'overly religious' names,0
hillary clinton says she's not ready to take a position on marijuana legalization yet,0
the real reason tyrese didn't reunite with taraji p. henson on 'empire',0
iran releases 4 american prisoners after months of top-secret negotiations,0
study: other countries weird,1
peeping tom tired of watching people watch television,1
loser congressman carries around pocket-sized version of constitution everywhere,1
u.s. soothes upset netanyahu with shipment of ballistic missiles,1
why diseases don't exist and what really makes you sick,0
beijing fire department extinguishes massive five-alarm burning cloud of smog,1
bored barron trump counts confederate flags in inauguration crowd to pass time,1
art world relieved as thieves steal pretty terrible late period renoir work,1
vape flavor ban threatens san francisco's legacy of harm reduction,0
#nevertrump conservative media will have to decide if never means never,0
nation relieved insufferable little 'game of thrones' fans don't have book to lord over them this season,1
filipino artists protest donald trump's visit with swastika effigy,0
america ferrera to chair committee for women's march on washington,0
there's a reason this lonely bird has such freaky feathers,0
viral facebook post reminds dudes not every woman wants to talk to them,0
new girlfriend bears disturbing resemblance to old girlfriend,1
"hurry, there's a violent black woman attacking my daughter,' says cindy mccain to police while watching 'the view'",1
garner's death is a call to action,0
lie to cover surprise party sounds more fun than surprise party,1
"news roundup for september 15, 2017",0
bush vomiting again,1
dogs left outside in the cold have died and been found 'frozen solid',0
report: recently laid-off workers not doing enough to help economy,1
watch this swimmer disappear into winter storm jonas,0
"move over 'hamilton,' d.c. just debuted 'trump'",0
new gop health care bill is even worse than the first,0
"if an ice cap melts in the arctic and the gop doesn't see it, did it really melt?",0
donald trump voted least desirable neighbor of the year,0
palm tree in hurricane irma's path ready to bend real good for cameras,1
popeye's home boiglerized,1
magical marseille,0
report: excitedly bounding into office remains leading cause of workplace injuries,1
"anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer",0
"34 perfectly snarky tweets about 'the bachelor,' episode 3",0
captain asks stranger to keep eye on destroyer while he runs to bathroom,1
death row inmate saving some of last meal for between execution attempts,1
much ado...,0
report: there probably not the best place to stand,1
they finally did something cool to spider-man's suit after all those movies,0
6 stunning rooms that prove tile deserves to be so much more than a backsplash,0
"a hi-tech veggie burger so good, it'll convert meat eaters",0
11 women revisit the places they experienced street harassment,0
law-abiding citizen keeps herself on track with weekly cheat day,1
massachusetts is offering a model for how doctors can talk to their patients about guns,0
clinton takes stand against harmful uv radiation,1
41 photos of presidential pets over time,0
better homes & gardens' puts first plus-sized succulent on september cover,1
first place cops looked was inside at-at,1
twitter unloads on the house gop with #gopsongsaboutethics,0
tom brokaw touched so many women would go out of their way to defend filthy old pervert like himself,1
the global deal: a new economic consensus,0
21-year-old adult throws hissy fit,0
"school aide fed pet treats to 75 students, claimed they were cookies: report",0
god reveals jerusalem actually only 87th holiest site on earth,1
jerry falwell: is that guy a dick or what?,1
james comey just exposed his own hypocrisy on hillary clinton's emails,0
"broadway, tv stars to honor anti-lgbt attack victims, past and present",0
"war-torn, blood-soaked kosovo: would bombing it help?",1
toyota recalls 1993 camry due to fact that owners really should have bought something new by now,1
it will never happen to me',0
aryan notions' opens sixth berlin location,1
trevor noah: donald trump selflessly embodies america's worst traits,0
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
pope francis concerned about infection from holy spirit bite,1
a 'sea of black masks': prosecutors open felony trial of inauguration protesters,0
"i feel your pain,' romney tells campaign rally attendees who make $20 million a year",1
romney pledges to replace all foreign policy with jobs right here in america,1
sunday school teacher can already tell which ones going to hell,1
how to prevail over fear when life goes sideways,0
divorce has been pretty rough on screen door,1
what do you know about the colors of nature?,0
kim jong un calls north korea sub missile launch 'greatest success',0
watch: minor league brawl spills into seats,0
blue whale found dead on northern california beach likely struck by ship,0
donald trump to meet with henry kissinger,0
"bill clinton, tim kaine cancel iowa event after police shooting",0
report: 42% of relationships begin with leaning over apartment balcony to see beautiful new neighbor watering zinnias below,1
how to be influenced by real love,0
recent mlb incidents reveal warped ideas of manhood in sports,0
addition of ketchup factored into calculation of french fry's final temperature,1
she was shot and survived. now she has to relive the worst night of her life.,0
fox voluntarily removes reality from programming,1
princess nokia reveals she threw soup on racist subway rider in viral video,0
churchgoer blanks on why she is lighting votive candle,1
why it's so much better to buy experiences than things,0
kurrencykook.com gives new $100 bill mixed review,1
"thank a teacher thursday: dominic casulli and the power of encouragement, part 1",0
elizabeth warren introduces bill to resolve trump's conflicts of interest,0
nypd officers suspended after witnesses say they didn't check on woman later found dead,0
how to survive in a conspiracy theorist's world,0
how the future of work may make many of us happier,0
"the president can suck my big fat dick,' says rex tillerson in veiled attack on trump",1
family unsure why grandmother's caregiver seems like he actually enjoys spending time with her,1
why these men bucked tradition and wore an engagement ring,0
cop in ferguson suspended for video of bigoted views,0
where the money went: trump details fundraising for vets,0
dog waited in this spot for a month for her family to return,0
gunman kills zero at kansas city area mall,1
#trumpacandy took over twitter and it was gloriously sweet,0
french teacher forces student to inform her of bathroom fire in french,1
"nasim nasr's zaeefeh (the wretchedness) and shadi (happiness), gagprojects adelaide/berlin at the 2015 art dubai",0
afghanistan bombings result in country's deadliest day for journalists,0
school flies deceased nerd's underpants at half-mast,1
pierce brosnan offended by way new james bond holds gun,1
third-grader prays  massive deficit coupled with decreased tax base causes district-wide school  closings tomorrow,1
"burglary suspect falls through restaurant ceiling, ruins dinner",0
study: more children growing up in single-parrot households,1
watch this 11-year-old latino muslim stand up to trump's hateful rhetoric,0
watch fox news personalities slam obama and praise trump over the same thing,0
entire napoleon dynamite plot pieced together through friends' quotes,1
area molestation victim wants his bear,1
china unable to recruit hackers fast enough to keep up with vulnerabilities in u.s. security systems,1
ex-con back behind bar,1
cia awkwardly debriefs obama on creation of crack cocaine,1
man who supplied guns to california shooters arrested on terrorism-related charges,0
self-described avid reader halfway through dragonriders of pern for sixth time,1
find the best new beauty product for your zodiac sign,0
man forced to pathetically comb through movie for familiar scene after falling asleep previous night,1
laptop gets to age when it can be lightly tossed sometimes,1
roadmap to leaving your corporate job and starting a creative business: 1 year after launch (part 6 of 6),0
saturday's powerball lottery jackpot now tops $400 million,0
uber escalates war with regulators over self-driving cars,0
roy moore is guilty of abusing girls and religion,0
louie anderson now available in pasta form,1
videos of chicago police shooting of cedrick chatman released,0
area horse hung like horse,1
quentin tarantino breaks three-day media silence,1
water pistol fired using sideways gangsta grip,1
child blissfully unaware of motel swimming pool's sordid past,1
report: more elderly improving cognitive function by solving murders,1
area man accidentally responds to own 'm4m' ad,1
the world's largest lottery has just drawn its winners,0
what's the matter with dystopia?,0
syrian army helicopter crashes; crew captured by rebels,0
trump fulfills campaign promise of pushing major immigration decision on someone else so he can watch tv,1
abused 12-year-old alabama girl doesn't think she can handle being a mom on top of everything else,1
"study: americans enjoy watching tv, eating",1
when sex work pays your tuition,0
el chapo pleads not guilty to drug charges,0
study suggests onion social notifications 300 times more satisfying to receive than facebook notifications,1
area man croatian?,1
al-qaeda's no. 114 killed on office depot run,1
"hulu's 'the handmaid's tale' adds joseph fiennes, will be b-a-n-a-n-a-s",0
clothes come to forefront as major theme in this year's new york fashion week,1
crane operator likes to start day with a quick 360,1
from loud chewing to cherry-tomato spewing: the five senses of office pet peeves,0
amazon reaches 1 trillion labor violations,1
huffpollster: donald trump might not change voting patterns in 2016,0
milky way's vast galactic plane shimmers in hypnotic new video,0
"magnificent sunset loses out to home improvement, judge judy hour",1
los angeles now 70 percent overpasses,1
daring bush returns from egypt with crystal skull,1
cat likes it doggy style,1
taylor swift thanks her 'boyfriend adam' during iheartradio music awards speech,0
4 surprising reasons why preschool and kindergarten must change,0
post-retirement work may not save your golden years,0
11 tales of struggle and self-discovery,0
physics t.a. not born in u.s.,1
warren's mortgage reforms divide progressives,0
exxon mobil told to hand over decades of climate documents in major legal blow,0
abby sunderland - concocted history's most extreme plan to get out of a summer job,1
shirtless mike huckabee spends entire debate seated in rickety rocking chair,1
word origin comics: the abc's of education,0
chemicals that pushed man's ancestors to run down wild boar flare at sight of white cheddar popcorn bag,1
catholic teens still coming down after excitement of world youth day,1
a pope that congress should listen to,0
kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke,0
bernie sanders requests kentucky primary recanvass,0
here is what no one says out loud about raising a 13-year-old son with autism,0
choreographer mark dendy enters the labyrinth,0
"vacationing uncle posts terse, emotionless facebook update from cruise ship",1
recently mugged friend a racist all of a sudden,1
jennifer lopez rear-ended by drunk driver,0
clinton reminds new yorkers she moved there hoping career dreams would work out too,1
red cross issues reminder they can't accept donations from people with loose blood cupped in hands,1
jackie chan's ancestors shamed by blooper reel,1
7 shameless ways to get an upgrade,0
bill de blasio named a new schools chancellor. then the candidate backed out on live tv.,0
"it's just a plant, man,' says purdue pharma ceo waving poppy flower before opioid lawsuit judge",1
praise 'the jesus': a 'big lebowski' spinoff is reportedly in the works,0
mothers around the world are dying -- let's hashtag that,0
stupid magazine ranks some stupid crap,1
area man has shitty fuckin' job,1
jews to celebrate rosh hashasha or something,1
biden puts on lucky debate suit,1
"you know, i directed it too,' bradley cooper says out loud again to no one in particular",1
the quiet practice where i found my voice,0
"journalists attend private koch brothers gathering, but agree not to name donors",0
jessica simpson is a vision in blue on date night with husband eric johnson,0
god scores another free balloon some dumb kid let go of,1
donald trump: the four-legged stool,0
report: nearby conversation definitely just got quiet to prevent you from hearing it,1
knobby-faced beast may be earliest known to stand tall on all fours,0
5 late-night hosts made the same dumb joke about trump's nondisclosure agreement,0
sixty seconds of art,0
7 new reasons to love wallpaper,0
the global movement to divest from fossil fuels is unstoppable,0
"woman's body confusing jumble of celtic, egyptian, japanese symbols",1
director going with unknown for third marriage,1
budweiser unveils social anxiety bottle with 900% more label to pick at,1
"peter thiel wants to buy gawker, new court filing suggests",0
saudi women receive husbands' explicit permission to celebrate right to vote,1
"simple gifts--for the holidays (holy daze)   or  if we do not know your wishes, how can we follow them?",0
"horseconnect, the social network for horses, bought for $1 billion",1
alarming u.n. report finds world lost 40 million acres of personal space last year,1
ammon bundy says he's following directions from god,0
authority figure demands to know meaning of this,1
man trying to get out of executioner duty,1
trump's space adviser wants to toss nasa's climate research funding,0
10 smart gift ideas for the healthiest cook on your list,0
"machine guns are not protected by the second amendment, appeals court rules",0
friendship blossoms into unrequited love,1
merkel calls for a more open world: 'we won't get anywhere' with populism,0
report: more companies offering paid maternity leave to mothers who complete 3 months of work ahead of time,1
create the ultimate 'boomer cave' from your empty nest,0
u.n. address ends in tragedy as ahmadinejad suffers third degree burns from malfunctioning pyrotechnics,1
garroting survivors call for wire ban,1
right-to-kill advocate opposes right-to-die measure,1
3 million reasons for small business owners to believe,0
london opening ceremonies end with traditional lighting of olympic stadium,1
subscribing to success,0
2014 olympics to be held in 19th century,1
adam rippon is allowing america to love a (really) gay athlete,0
congolese rebel can't bring himself to care about congolese war,1
neurologists find brain still shows signs of self-criticism minutes after death,1
last person to voluntarily write essay dies,1
mom really funny today,1
mind-body therapies to ease insomnia,0
whitey bulger verdict interrupted by ben affleck shouting commands from director's chair in balcony,1
taraji p. henson announces memoir 'around the way girl',0
cat shreds on a sled,0
colombian teen going through anti-government guerilla phase,1
kennedy center to dishonor gilbert gottfried,1
charleston post and courier honors shooting victims with moving cover,0
"cowboys and indians, yes.  indians and occupiers?  let's think about that",0
drew carey signs 75-year contract to host the price is right,1
"alex morgan talks world cup, wedding planning, and yoga on the road",0
kavanaugh packing gun at congressional hearing in case parkland father tries to shake his hand again,1
fox news ceo demands donald trump apologize for new megyn kelly attacks,0
candice patton of the flash talks about meeting the fans! part ii,0
high school elects gay 45-year-old homecoming king for first time in school history,1
georgia police search for missing 11-year-old boy,0
god pissed after learning cost to replace earth's core,1
25 halloween costumes for men with beards,0
exclusive met gala photos you won't see anywhere else,0
heavily starched shirt only thing keeping larry king upright,1
study: support for bill of rights highest while attempting to talk way out of drunk driving arrest,1
contrarian amazon user completely upends critical consensus on microfiber towels,1
"hugging up 76,000 percent",1
"please hold while i send you through to mr. gilmore,' says jim gilmore inside empty campaign office",1
satellite images indicate north korea is working on a ballistic missile submarine,0
stacy ruiz's gps guide for believing in yourself,0
red carpet organizers regret only renting one porta potty,1
"lessons from a brush fire: ""what do you want us to grab, honey?""",0
avoid these 5 common race day mistakes,0
fighting gets worse in yemen despite saudi pledge to halt campaign,0
former high-school bully pulls you over for speeding,1
more than a third of people shot by lapd in 2015 were mentally ill,0
red lobster offers new 'top hat full of shrimp' to attract wealthier customers,1
"mosquitoes don't even need to bite us, study shows",1
tour becoming one-on-one between guide and man who knew name of mckinley's assassin,1
parents debate: should you send your kids to camp?,0
adidas unveils new running shoe for fleeing from mass shootings,1
open letter to pope francis: help save my vocation,0
caitlyn jenner on bathing suits: 'don't know if i'm ready to expose myself',0
trump raises $50 million at fundraiser where gop donors get to watch him weep for 2 hours,1
you must know yourself before you can truly address your problems,0
beyoncé quickly releases new song about how buying tidal subscription most empowering thing a woman can do,1
entertainment tonight host 'can't wait' to see new paramount pictures release,1
"god pledges $5,000 for cancer research",1
report: u.s. children lead world in hand-mouth coordination,1
congress is falling into isis's trap on syrian refugees,0
puerto rico governor calls white house after trump's unsettling fema tweets,0
lindsey graham dining alone at applebee's kind of wishes protesters would come heckle him,1
john lewis overcome with emotion at a civil rights movement exhibit,0
first latino arab-american running for congress views his heritage as an asset,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 25,0
gap closures to leave americans with fewer places to buy pants for friend's wedding at last second,1
ranking 25 of the best 'american horror story' characters ever,0
brie larson's 'trainwreck' audition was going to lunch with judd apatow and amy schumer,0
smuggler allegedly brings weed-stuffed bible into jail,0
photo editing war breaks out over kim jong un missile test picture,0
the titanic scenario: could it really happen?,1
"new app sends dating profile straight to friends, coworkers to laugh at without ever connecting users to each other",1
nation would not be surprised at this point if chris brown allegedly traveled back in time and punched anne frank,1
sole survivor of air crash has asia's 'sole survivor' stuck in head,1
"as officials attempt to protect dams, more houston neighborhoods deal with flooding",0
exclusive: bet responds after coming under fire from journalists and publicists,0
"no work, no justice",0
"stop calling young adults ""college kids""",0
"ukraine: nationalist flags, insignia and curious symbolism",0
study finds 60% of parents too busy with divorce to worry about football safety,1
staten island teen dies from asthma while fleeing racist crew waving gun,0
ten states with the most student debt,0
teen makes clever remark during science class,1
daddy yankee becomes first latino artist to reach no. 1 on spotify,0
child buried in backyard under popsicle-stick cross,1
nation too sad to fuck even though it's what prince would have wanted,1
hundreds of rowdy starship crews disembark in nyc during intergalactic fleet week,1
"trump insists that now, more than ever, americans must stand strong in face of empathy",1
barack obama 'tiger beat' cover clinches slumber party vote,1
guy just totally smoking weed on street,1
mental health experts recommend calling fratricide prevention hotline for anyone contemplating killing brother,1
how a paragliding accident completely changed this man's perspective on life,0
decision 2000' actually made in smoke-filled room in 1997,1
man with new generator hoping for power outage,1
black history month celebration honors how sharp african americans looked in old-timey clothes,1
mindfulness in your 20s: understanding the brain on stress,0
australian police charge vatican treasurer over historical sexual assaults,0
samantha bee rips nra-beholden senators with spoof halloween costumes,0
bouncer moved to tears by tale of friends already in club,1
the shame game,0
another english king could be buried under a parking lot,0
toddler scientists finally determine number of peas that fit into ear canal,1
trump's support for punishing qatar is misguided,0
magical office worker able to turn everything he touches into more work for colleagues,1
area dad suffers massive nothing to worry about,1
why trevor noah thinks hillary clinton will never connect with people,0
"what millennials want most in love, according to therapists",0
grandma pretty much unmoved by threat of not seeing grandchildren,1
beginning or ending? when our kids go off to college,0
group that makes dodge truck commercials called 'creative team',1
bush extremely proud of new suit,1
how at&t execs took over the red cross and hurt its ability to help people,0
ape footage causes brief three-and-a-half-minute interruption in channel-surfing,1
"study finds placing one foot forward, then the other, remains best method of walking",1
relationship experts still no closer to discovering what scarlett johansson sees in colin jost,1
new ted cruz attack ad declares beto o'rourke too good for texas,1
americans say 2-to-1 that we never should have invaded iraq,0
clinton becomes first president to clear 18 feet in pole vault,1
are we prepared for president obama's free community colleges?,0
assisted care facility hits grand fucking slam with little styrofoam cups of sherbet,1
maximum age for strollers raised to 8,1
michelle obama: my proudest achievement as first lady is my daughters,0
bush gives france 30 days to speak english,1
the us helped create a christian martyr in oscar romero,0
the endangered species act has been protecting imperiled animals and plants for 42 years,0
let us not celebrate a fifth anniversary of the syrian conflict,0
"thing distracting you from healthy, self-actualized lifestyle garners 240 emmy nominations",1
the most important things we know after nfl week 3,0
man hoping people notice how many folding chairs he's carrying at once,1
machiavellian white house groundskeeper gaining influence among west wing staff,1
groups working to make the world wide web live up to its name,0
talk-show host takes brief break from mocking jessica simpson to interview her,1
mitch mcconnell says americans won't tolerate democrats blocking supreme court nominations,0
candidates preparing for colorado debate conditions with high-altitude speaking drills,1
trump voters had a much better 2017 than clinton voters did,0
universe comes to halt as kid flips through first shark book,1
kenya claims to have killed over 100 militants in somalian raid,0
the gop plays politics with your health,0
28 secrets of exceptionally productive people,0
lana del rey and stevie nicks to cast a joint musical spell on upcoming album,0
5 things to watch for in tonight's gop debate,0
study finds girls outperforming future employers in school,1
why this mom of four loves her 'jelly abs and shriveled up skin',0
"townsperson in online rpg universe figures shield, gold pieces should be safe in barrel",1
"interview with louise munson, playwright of luigi",0
what i realized when i let my mom take over my online dating profile,0
kim jong-un's wife on nuclear threats: 'this isn't the man i was forced to marry',1
family infighting apparent in funeral guest book,1
amazon pulls racist 'slavery gets s**t done' products from website,0
mortician who inspired 'bernie' movie sent back to prison for widow's murder,0
why is nightlife so important to the queer black and latino communities?,0
something sliding around in coffin,1
save this season: the best underwear multipacks,0
increasingly paranoid campbell's begins stockpiling all its soup to prepare for doomsday,1
wednesday's morning email: republicans on cusp of passing tax giveaway,0
local child amuses café—but for how long?,1
obama resigns from presidency after michelle lands dream job in seattle,1
lawyers identify dozens more bill cosby victims while interviewing potential jurors,1
local cat attempts world record for things sat on,1
john lewis overcome with emotion at a civil rights movement exhibit,0
school official: laquan mcdonald lived a disadvantaged life,0
pabst still coasting on 1893 blue ribbon win,1
grandfather's place at dinner table marked by pills,1
"with a trump presidency hanging in the balance, latino groups push for historic turnout",0
bernie sanders predicts he'll pull off 'one of the great political upsets' in history,0
celebrating the 10th anniversary of the huffington post,0
report: tiger that mauled roy horn still struggling to find work,1
lush unveils new line of anti-aging youthful maiden bloodbombs,1
nra ad director still searching for right sinister music to play over footage of high schoolers,1
overweight man receives 'lose weight fast' spam e-mail featuring his picture,1
morbidly obese man enjoys disabled privileges with motorized cart,1
budapest protesters fight government shutdown of soros-founded university,0
new orleans adopts $10 cover charge,1
you won't even miss the meat with these delicious vegetarian sandwiches,0
"dwayne 'the rock' johnson saves puppy from drowning, melts our hearts in the process",0
democrats agree to reopen government without protections for dreamers,0
oat farmer seriously thinking about getting into barley,1
six inspiring architectural projects that have revitalized muslim communities,0
living life with heart: an interview with tony ducharme,0
the case for taking a gap year,0
divergent views on the middle east at the un general assembly,0
"to read or not to read, part 2",0
rumsfeld sick of jokes about his fat girlfriend,1
adopting? proceed reverently,0
pilot tells passengers he's about to try something,1
g20 leaders must turn the tide on inequality and climate change,0
vacation to israel canceled due to history of israel,1
woman nervous mom starting to use her as confidant,1
pentagon report concludes too many soldiers have same nickname,1
wal-mart greeter at death's door,1
this honest 'star wars' teaser puts the pressure on j.j. abrams,0
mourners unable to comprehend last 20 minutes of kubrick's life,1
doctor unable to hide his excitement from patient with ultra-rare disease,1
counselors quarantine homesick campers,1
"yes, men are still harassing people on the street. no, it's still not okay.",0
quaker oats assembly-line worker fired for 'oops! all berries' incident,1
"to cure cancer, biden says have to overcome 'cancer politics'",0
combat gear blurs lines between cops and military in ferguson and hawaii,0
how many women does it take to change a cable news host?,0
this will make you never want to check a bag again,0
tip of area man's tongue refuses to relinquish richard crenna's name,1
"teach, stream, be acquired: why online education investors are hot for teacher",0
terry tate takes down donald trump over his disgusting comments about women,0
cd club somehow tracks down local woman,1
these religions were born in the u.s.a.,0
"bloodied, bruised john kerry emerges victorious at kickboxing tournament in bangkok prison",1
comic liz miele's animated series 'damaged' celebrates first season,0
"fear not, 'game of thones' fans: the brexit won't affect the show",0
nate silver ages 40 years after accidentally using polling projection model on self,1
gop presidential hopefuls fail again to sketch out an obamacare replacement,0
lethal weapon' reportedly considering re-casting co-lead due to 'emotional abuse',0
mike pence visits small town hit hard by kids seeing r-rated movies,1
u.s. diplomats drafted a 'dissent memo' objecting to trump's muslim ban,0
this dell laptop never worked. how about a refund?,0
report: 57% of all activism involves petitions to bring back discontinued food items,1
michael cohen promises more damaging recordings of trump already public,1
yoga teacher has way too much on plate to fuck any more students right now,1
ilhan omar thankful for colleagues educating her on painful history aipac lobbyists have had to endure,1
senators target the 'many-headed dragon' of climate change denial,0
north korea says it's open to talking denuclearization with the u.s.,0
ray-ban a little unsure public can pull off 2012 series of sunglasses,1
black panther' star michael b. jordan wants his killmonger's hairstyle to become a trend,0
new bug spray forces insects to see people as human beings with feelings,1
wrong turn finds man on poor side of mall,1
domestic abuse survivor gives young victims the support she wishes she had,0
amtrak passengers treated to whirlwind tour of poor people's yards,1
child abuse: how much is too much?,1
stormy daniels day' declared in west hollywood as adult star gets key to city,0
why fashion should be on the climate change agenda,0
it only takes five minutes to show how thorny america's gun control is,0
new employee doesn't understand that's where zack sits,1
congress expected to vote on budget to avert government shutdown,0
tis the season to be cheeky with 'jingle butts' music video,0
budget woes force heaven to reduce eternal life to 500 billion years,1
area man's bathroom a monument to ongoing war against his own disgusting body,1
deaf dog took a bullet for his owner... and now he's homeless,0
historical archives: one may now toil from home,1
god knocked unconscious by directtv satellite,1
trump's monumental betrayal,0
"redemption road: chatting with tom paxton, howard jones, martin sexton, chadwick stokes and erik deutsch",0
kris kobach defends using a private email for government business,0
watch live: the solutions summit at un headquarters,0
new 'i am cait' teaser shows caitlyn jenner is still 'the same person',0
scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine',1
audience calls candidates back on stage for debate encore,1
jeff bridges just proved he really is the dude,0
what future for iraq? interreligious debates at the sant'egidio meeting,0
these twins' daily halloween costumes are beyond adorable,0
friday talking points -- utter foolishness,0
australian politician proposes to partner during same-sex marriage debate,0
huckabee sanders claims playing cohen tape backward reveals hidden message exonerating trump from all wrongdoing,1
children starting to see through dad's claim that doubletree hotel part of disney resort,1
adorable 23-year-old yelling about economic injustice must have just read howard zinn for first time,1
these illustrations perfectly sum up what it's like to have anxiety,0
32-year-old still not entirely sure where body stands with lactose,1
cardi b reveals baby bump on 'saturday night live',0
"living, breathing history and morality through design at greenbuild 2014",0
"the vicious knot of syria, the untangling process contains solutions in our time",0
netflix town criers announce arrival of 'mad men' season 6 on streaming,1
dysfunctional family brought together by liquor,1
gop's new plan to repeal obamacare is missing one obvious thing,0
arizona high schools to now teach spanish entirely in english,1
enda: the nightmare scenario in which gopers push a bad bill that gay groups dropped,0
area idea so crazy it just might work,1
miley cyrus keeps her sense of humor amid hospitalization,0
"unearthed cave painting of wooly mammoth, saber-tooth tiger reveals humans have debated what things would win in a fight since 30,000 b.c.",1
report: grandpa just walks like that now,1
"jury finds ex-cop guilty of child molestation, he drinks poison",0
"japan's economy emerges from recession, growth weaker than forecast",0
parental leave revolution moves from tech to banking,0
masked robber foiled after unfriending victim on facebook,0
lady gaga is a rock god on cover of new single 'perfect illusion',0
orange workout gear that'll legitimately up your gym game,0
lawsuit accuses glass artist dale chihuly of plagiarizing work,0
pudgy doughboy with rosy red cheeks presses nose up against window of chocolate shop,1
same americans who made taylor swift popular polled on constitutionality of health care reform,1
justice dept. sues illinois city for blocking an islamic center,0
"nation wishes area man were a creep, but, ugh, he's actually really fucking nice",1
jimmy fallon announces new children's book,0
area woman quietly satisfied to have concrete evidence backing up years-long hatred of matt lauer,1
why colin quinn turned down an 'infuriating' part on 'law & order',0
hundreds of cuban refugees clinging to air force one on flight back to u.s.,1
the call for a national crime and justice task force,0
robert kirkman shoots down that huge 'walking dead' fan theory,0
transplanting marijuana: myth to mainstream america,0
trump's attitude towards sexual misconduct remains disturbing,0
"turns out, michael phelps was listening to future during 'angry face'",0
rand paul's time on main debate stage could be running out,0
millions of holiday travelers return from parents' homes all caught up on 'the mentalist',1
john roberts delivers finishing blow to stephen breyer to defend title of chief justice,1
pro-sanders phillie phanatic places masking tape reading 'silenced' over honker,1
queen victoria's secret:lifting the fig leaf,0
on the menu: 7 questions with chef luigi fineo,0
protesters mob north korean officials ahead of olympics closing ceremony,0
standoff in ivory coast threatens to boil over into full-scale news blurb,1
#emojisinthewild is taking over instagram,0
"duke students refuse to read 'fun home' over gay themes, nudity",0
the 'most dangerous' sex position is ....,0
census study finds thousands of undocumented immigrants living inside u.s. border wall,1
trump's game plan,0
hillary's last ditch effort - the final speech,0
first look at the new queen elsa from 'once upon a time',0
family impressed by extra effort father putting in to hide drinking,1
"but a fox wouldn't eat gingerbread,' that one precocious little asshole reports",1
nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties,0
carrie underwood gives fans an update on her face after getting 50 stitches,0
in celebration of our national anthem's bicentennial,0
doctors in puerto rico face mounting medical crisis in maria's wake,0
khloe kardashian releases first statement since lamar odom's hospitalization,0
jurassic world 2' to feature more scientifically accurate jeff goldblum,1
actor's parents proud he's playing a doctor,1
the questions we should be asking ourselves when we make school lunch,0
report: none of the 31 americans qualified to be president running this year,1
court rules 'cannibal cop' can fantasize about whatever he wants,0
north american children begin summer migration to dad's,1
holy s**t!': airplane lands right in front of driver on ny highway,0
"trevor noah: 'trump may destroy the world, but god damn he's cute'",0
behold the first 'historically accurate' portrait of mr. darcy,0
study: 83% of web content unfit for human consumption,1
nation finds solace in knowledge candidates taking years off own lives by running for president,1
the simple mind trick that helped me lose weight,0
nair introduces new incendiary oil for controlled burn of bikini zone,1
a constitutional scandal worse than iran-contra or watergate,0
area mother enters 16th year of post-partum depression,1
8-year-old forced to eat organic macaroni and cheese,1
u.s. budget deficit to balloon on republican tax cuts: cbo,0
working-class silicon valley residents beg onion social to demolish their homes for new headquarters,1
white house: trump didn't mean wiretapping when he accused obama of wiretapping,0
"saying goodbye to hollywood's hottest, seediest address",0
"german luftwaffle chain offers waffles, overwhelming air superiority",1
donald trump concedes health care bill could hurt many of his supporters,0
watch: how belgium became a hotbed for terrorism,0
god admits he never created gerbils,1
"uh oh, one of samsung's replacement phones caught fire on an airplane",0
you can now message the president on facebook,0
sears extremists fly plane into willis tower,1
area man does indeed belong at applebee's,1
clinton not expecting to collect white house security deposit,1
betsy devos' track record doesn't back up her education promises,0
boyfriend can really envision losing his sense of self long-term with this one,1
advancing the world's women,0
mom sent on fact-finding mission to read what parking sign down street says,1
how to give a near perfect presentation (and why it's so hard for so many),0
faint hope granted by word 'presumptive' cruelly snatched from american people,1
child pleads case for why family rabbit should be named aunt susan,1
cia issues posthumous apology after new evidence clears osama bin laden of involvement in 9/11 attacks,1
"new wes anderson film features deadpan delivery, meticulous art direction, characters with father issues",1
evidence piling up mom slept with one of her college professors,1
here's what congress is doing about lead pipes in flint and elsewhere,0
"what do real women religious think about lifetime's ""the sisterhood""?",0
don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you,0
which celebrities share your astrological sign?,0
americans gave record $373.25 billion to charity last year,0
japan puts military on alert for possible north korea missile launch,0
report: mom sending you something,1
weird birthday boy blowing out candles wishes for john hickenlooper to win democratic primary,1
tea party pacs' promise to spend on electing candidates falls flat,0
"kaia gerber, cindy crawford's daughter, lands major fashion campaign",0
linebacker faces suspension for genocide,1
nate silver is unskewing polls -- all of them -- in trump's direction,0
mom uses full name to refer to bisquick impossibly easy cheeseburger pie™,1
"clinton will weigh in on trade deal 'when it's final,' campaign says",0
do you have what it takes to be a prison censor?,0
why the story of muhammad ali's rebellion matters today: part 4,0
parents clinging to lone religious element of daughter's wedding ceremony,1
here's the biggest problem with obama's new trade push,0
catalan leader says region cannot accept 'illegal' control from madrid,0
area man purchases the devil's advocate on dvd for some reason,1
former mouseketeer marque 'tate' lynche found dead at 34,0
backpage ceo likely to walk from pimping charges as judge cites shield law,0
tom clancy really happy with how latest video game with his name on it came out,1
colin kaepernick's white parents say they're 'very proud' of him,0
"mainstream media at it again, bloggers report",1
hard day's work fails to yield sense of job well done,1
mandy moore shows off shiny new engagement ring at 2017 emmy awards,0
watch this paddleboarder get straight-up wrecked by a dolphin,0
angelique kerber defeats serena williams in australian open,0
employee keeps up the good work,1
"superfood cookie dough bites sound too good to be true, but they're not",0
"freezing, coatless woman has decided it is spring",1
#talktome: my mom and i discuss life's biggest challenges and happiest moments,0
blind dog who was kept in a pantry now lives like a king,0
carson says trump knows judge attack was wrong,0
area woman can't bring herself to pardon store's appearance,1
crusted ring around nyquil bottle top coming along nicely,1
"now the texas governor wants blake farenthold to repay your $84,000",0
gulf of mexico inducted into opec,1
canadian police aplogize for threatening drunk drivers with nickelback,0
how a post-planned parenthood world could look for women,0
younger siblings are good for older siblings' health,0
patiently waiting (sort of),0
man wondering if there might be some sort of website featuring footage of sexual acts one may view for purposes of self-gratification,1
women in hollywood perfectly okay they not represented behind the scenes of 'the blacklist',1
lustful man sensually uses one hand to unhook clasp of take-out box,1
super 8 offering writers residency for anyone working on suicide note,1
"netflix, disney and school choice",0
these 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor,0
chipper coworker must have eaten breakfast like some big shot,1
bee attack sends 3 to the hospital,0
disaster movies are tame compared to what happened 3.3 billion years ago,0
4 ways to make cooking at home doable -- and more fun,0
ted cruz-john kasich pact gets off to a bad start,0
"sinatra, hope, reagan deadlocked in race to grave",1
germany arrests three islamic state members connected to paris attacks,0
dog keeps iceland awake all night,1
james corden takes 'avengers' stars on an epic hollywood stars tour,0
restaurant's nacho challenge requires participants to watch man consume 3 pounds of nachos,1
sharon's neurotransmitters reach cease-fire agreement,1
"police report: sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count the super brutal ones",1
fired trump aide: campaign chair should resign if responsible for plagiarism,0
brexit crisis tops off rough stretch in obama's push for legacy,0
clinton pours malt liquor on ground for dead homies,1
college freshman already loves it,1
"grey's anatomy, what are you trying to tell us about working mothers?",0
"nice to meet you,' coworkers tell new employee they've studied online for hours",1
climatologists say humanity's best hope is hurricanes spinning in different directions and canceling each other out,1
pope francis thinks you spend too much time on facebook,0
my michael brown and ezell ford moment,0
shaken secretary of transportation reduces speed limit to 5 mph after witnessing accident,1
these brave souls decided to taste pregnant women's bizarre cravings,0
10 basic trends 2014 can keep,0
charleston church holds first service since shootings,0
trump unfairly claims credit for rise in economic inequality that occurred under obama's watch,1
man burning in hell wishes he hadn't snickered at religious leaflet,1
pbs pulling out the fucking big guns tonight with 'andrea bocelli: one night in central park',1
kim kardashian urges all parents to 'do something' in wake of recent shootings,0
reclaiming our faith in the era of trump,0
"after astana peace talks, obstacles remain to maintain cease-fire in syria",0
why i love my mom jeans,0
chaka khan collaborates with terri lyne carrington on sinatra's 'i'm a fool to want you',0
video shows transphobic man preaching in target getting shut down by customer,0
this is how ted cruz wins,0
syrian rebels to exit aleppo as truce begins,0
how is natural wine different from the stuff you're drinking?,0
mitch mcconnell walks back roy moore criticism,0
emperor penguin demands more smelt,1
"america a fascist police state, stoned underage drunk driver charges",1
hand gestures transform friend's story into immersive virtual reality experience,1
equifax says another 2.4 million customers hit by data breach in 2017,0
co-worker's drawer filled with toffee,1
frein's sister questions brother's injuries,0
"the dea is rushing to criminalize another herb, and congress is silent",0
"religious leaders condemn hateful, trump-inspired vandalism at 2 churches",0
inside: america's love affair with neurotic jewry,1
"lady gaga, jlaw and more sign letter opposing texas anti-lgbtq legislation",0
why conservative catholics should chill about the pope,0
7th heaven celebrates 100th underage drinking episode,1
"women in business q&a: tooba marwat, owner, signarama",0
parents reminisce to children about dating algorithm that brought them together,1
this behind-the-back bunt almost doesn't make sense at first,0
patients with limited english are more likely to return to the er,0
tom petty is wrong. religion isn't more likely to lead to war,0
i donated my eggs so i could travel the world,0
gated community interviews dozens for exclusive drug dealer position,1
"chinese bomber flies around spratlys in show of force, u.s. official says",0
the conundrum of the midterms,0
waitress' star finds strength in the female narrative on broadway,0
confessions of a serial songwriter: play me,0
perverted little boy asks to sleep with parents,1
reporter resigns after gop campaign allegedly tried to block damaging story,0
this underwater technology harnesses ocean waves to make renewable energy,0
cellmate tired of suge knight's constant stories of '90s rap beefs,1
waitress creeped out by overtipper,1
mom could have used few more days to self before missing daughter returned,1
area desk doesn't mind if people sit on it like a chair every once in a while,1
vegetarian can't bring self to eat ihop's funny face pancakes,1
white house adds eight inches to white house fence,1
i am terrified of taking my child literally anywhere,0
love: solange covers lucky mag,0
"karl lagerfeld horrified by uninspired, garish tunnel of light coming toward him",1
jake tapper grills kellyanne conway: i'd like trump to stop lying,0
"lava eruption, pakistan protests and a kite surfing record: week in photos",0
dad heartbreakingly thinks his connections can help son find job,1
"the best food processors, according to amazon reviewers",0
princeton students protest protesters,0
congressman lets his guitar do the talking,1
mccain tucks extra neck skin into collar,1
"how women are changing the world, shown in gorgeous illustrations",0
bird of paradise just staring at david attenborough during courtship dance,1
why this healing expert doesn't believe in 'closure',0
what it takes for a poor black kid from chicago to earn a college degree,0
nra calls for teachers to keep loaded gun pointed at class for entire school day,1
embarrassed cdc announces it accidentally switched flu shots with hiv,1
you must hear this dog sneeze before you do anything else,0
first baby of 2010 finally born,1
coworker loudly typing away like 1930s cub reporter chasing hot lead,1
"bed bug feels bad for area man, but a bug's got to eat",1
why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral,0
the royal baby is due any day now — but when? we investigate.,0
mike bloomberg apologizes for giving his top political journalists a watergate-era nickname,0
white house staff reminded to place lids firmly on trash cans after steve bannon gets into garbage again,1
report: you have won!,1
what obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures,0
"verizon, comcast approach 21st century fox about acquiring assets",0
sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name,0
man beaten to bloody pulp after allegedly raping nephew's girlfriend,0
hillary clinton resumes attacking obama,1
"pregnant florida mom beats son, kills puppy: cops",0
13 essential questions to ask when hiring a web design company,0
war in afghanistan: enough is enough,0
no one quite sure why 8-year-old has voice of lifelong chain smoker,1
slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book,0
hilarious moms lament never being in family photos,0
rnc proclaims mike pence the winner more than an hour before the debate,0
video game boss thinking he should get big glowing weak spot on back checked out,1
"hey, all you 20-somethings: breathe",0
man just having one of those decades where he doesn't feel like doing anything,1
clinton sold,1
"this is a pointless trip,' obama says while shaking hands with netanyahu",1
sarah hyland on her fame: 'it didn't come easily or fast or free',0
"millennium actually starts in 2001, terrorists note",1
first-time carjacker wasn't expecting a stick shift,1
let's raise a glass to pink for gleefully slamming the troll who hacked her instagram,0
crazed loiterer strikes again,1
dozens of knockoff internets flood market after patent expires,1
mayo investigator is developing a screening test for endometrial cancer,0
harlem shake' creators threaten legal action against fcc chairman ajit pai,0
report: good thing world has unlimited quantity of oil,1
pope praises jesuit missions in paraguay after apology for church crimes against indigenous peoples,0
parody movie script one crotch-hitting joke short of being greenlit,1
pizza hut introduces new meat sympathizer's pizza,1
scott walker says he doesn't know if obama is a christian,0
study finds humans only animals capable of recognizing former selves in mirror,1
jpmorgan chase acquires bear stearns in tedious-to-read news article,1
man freely smoking pot in washington literally has no issue he feels strongly about anymore,1
"how to re-ignite the spark in your body, mind and soul",0
strong earthquake hits western argentina,0
sighing trump sexual assault accusers announce they'll try coming forward again next week,1
guest given air mattress that will slowly deflate throughout night,1
china's aircraft carrier enters south china sea amid renewed tensions,0
trump is officially our president-elect. now what?,0
parkland could've been worse. vegas could've been worse. they can always be worse.,0
donald trump says our schools are 'flush with cash.' they're falling apart!,0
those we lost in 2011,1
fourth tool discovered,1
what a pair of boots taught me about parenting and fads,0
al-qaeda hires public-relations consultant just to shoot him,1
man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd,1
nyc officials assure public most puddles of bodily fluid on streets not contaminated with ebola,1
cleveland killing prompts facebook to review handling of violent posts,0
kate mara: it's 'quite an honor' to play a female superhero,0
10 days that shook the regressive world,0
"ashley graham is done with the 'too fat, too thin' debate",0
bernie sanders just tweeted the most evergreen response to cbo score,0
smiling now primarily used to communicate anger,1
"new study finds therapy, antidepressants equally effective at monetizing depression",1
how to boost your child's self-esteem,0
"u.s. should host 2022 world cup, not qatar",0
free toothpick transforms schlubby restaurant-goer into aloof bad boy,1
work friends calling bill 'william',1
child therapist excited to actually be seeing patient with psychological issues,1
mother knows perfect picture to publicize if daughter ever abducted,1
class of '88 reunion attendees once again trick sue thorpe into thinking jeff urban likes her,1
employee owned and operated,1
"5 (easy, fun) tips to prevent summer slide",0
elect to watch all 13 of stephen curry's record-breaking 3-pointers,0
people apparently been using rest stop barbecue pit,1
trump boys announce they will not hesitate to egg russia if provoked,1
"christ appears in roman court to contest 2,000-year-old riot charges",1
"aaron eckhart likes to make one frankenstein movie for them, one frankenstein movie for himself",1
photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come,0
adrenaline supply intended for lifting car off loved one called upon to carry 4 grocery bags at once,1
you owe me!,0
"kendrick lamar, taylor swift and the weeknd lead the 2016 grammy nominations",0
airborne rally car misses hitting world's luckiest dog by just inches,0
side effects sound awesome,1
new york times 'faces of the dead' editor just needs a couple more to fill out corner,1
area man proud of blood type,1
"oh wait, area man not paul",1
sleeping on it' really does help you solve your problems,0
hawaii missile alert update delayed because governor didn't know his twitter password,0
"in a 1991 film, shell oil issued a stark warning about climate change risks",0
parents turn sexting teen daughter in to police,0
this is what happens when you ask arya stark to write your yearbook quote,0
"aol/time warner turmoil over-reported, says time",1
monopoly player insists on being wheelbarrow,1
food purchased as souvenir tragically revealed to be available back home,1
brad pitt scampers away from script after detecting musk of chris pine on pages,1
a letter to my granddaughters',0
real-life nancy drew traces source of her hpv,1
report: new 'the handmaid's tale' season focuses on dangers of feminism run amok,1
"bee stuck between screen door, front door going fucking nuts",1
ebola and the fear that makes us stupid,0
nina garcia admits fashion industry has a 'huge' race problem,0
scoliosis: what you need to know,0
the supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.,0
"from 1937 to hillary clinton, how americans have felt about a woman president",0
selfless playstation worker customizes controller for gamer with cerebral palsy,0
the alabama redemption – perhaps not so surprising,0
local authorities more than happy to let fbi take over,1
this fitness instructor is our new body hero,0
olivia wilde takes down subway riders who don't give seats to pregnant women,0
college newspaper staff know exactly how they would respond if editorial freedom challenged,1
queen elizabeth ii to wed longtime partner following passage of gay marriage bill,1
diplomatic pete buttigieg quickly changes subject from politics at town hall to avoid arguments,1
tasting your way around the wizarding world of harry potter - diagon alley,0
sex shop bathroom key attached to 18-inch double dildo,1
huffpollster: republican women really don't like trump,0
planned parenthood targets vulnerable gop senators with $2 million ad campaign,0
the warwick rowers' calendar apparently deemed 'gay propaganda' in russia,0
brett kavanaugh reiterates cruel and unusual punishment what makes someone a true kappa,1
trump keeps citing a paris agreement study that seriously misses the point,0
this obama-themed clothing line just dropped into your life,0
geniuses made a must-watch 'formation' parody about anti-abortion laws,0
"nbc nabs trump interview, and msnbc plays it on seemingly infinite loop",0
arlen specter switches affiliation from alive to dead at last minute,1
tropical storm erika leaves death and destruction in caribbean,0
boss makes lipstick prints on paychecks for valentine's day,1
mccain to hillary clinton: 'you've got to move on',0
all-female rock band reminds moms they are 'enough',0
couple sneaks away from party for a little arguing,1
albuquerque cops who shot homeless man will not face federal charges,0
zoologists discover new fastest land animal after pumping white-tailed deer full of steroids,1
spider sitting on shower wall can't wait to see look on man's face,1
outside money surge makes kansas senate race costliest in state history,0
"sony exec's apology following prejudicial emails is just not enough, and here's why",0
how trump's homophobic usda chief scientist pick directly threatens lgbtq people,0
equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can,1
mom packs encouraging note in own lunch,1
tough-guy ice agent struggling to raise adorable kids after deporting their parents,1
these bros wore boob weights in solidarity with well-endowed women,0
"restaurant bans tips, will pay servers a livable wage",0
nasa joins twitter users to name those newly discovered planets. the inevitable happens.,0
how to make pumpkin treats for your dog,0
5 things not to say to a transgender person (and 3 things you should),0
dad shoots daughter while teaching her about gun safety,0
donald trump has a new conspiracy theory. this one involves google.,0
beautiful birth marred by hideous afterbirth,1
senators visit cuba hoping congress will ease restrictions,0
high school fuckup now in charge of checking airport luggage for explosives,1
study proves exactly how gross bathroom hand dryers really are,0
hundreds of goats invade berkeley,0
elections 2014: read updates on battles around the nation,0
tired but changed-for-the-better friends meet at bar to discuss their thematically linked days,1
congress puts aside partisan differences for good of military contractors,1
fox news apologizes for mistaking patti labelle for aretha franklin,1
obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight,0
joan rivers perfectly shut down the single woman stereotype in 1967,0
man putting off starting family to focus on treading water in career for few years,1
female former franken staffers say he was a 'champion for women',0
embracing the darkness: a weird and wonderful chat with the amazing aubrey plaza,0
apparently werewolf was allergic to peanuts,1
celebrities send love to london with touching social media messages,0
lebron and friends opened the espys with a speech you need to hear,0
man frantically returns to website that just crashed his browser,1
5 steps to an instant mental break,0
new 'game of thrones' trailer confirms season 8 will reveal identity of sword-covered chair,1
shark bites surfer on oahu's north shore,0
houghton mifflin harcourt releases new leather-bound philip roth,1
woman getting all defensive about inherent worth and selfhood,1
khalid sheikh mohammed confesses to confessing under torture,1
how to hack your new year's resolution for success,0
sarah palin calls obama 'lazy' over approach to va scandal,0
george lucas loves art so much he's opening a $1 billion museum,0
donald trump picks up his first congressional endorsements,0
patty jenkins 'extremely distressed' over brett ratner allegations,0
heroic officer rescues skunk on same street where he once saved ducklings,0
greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore',1
bigot annoyed local mosque already vandalized before he got there,1
lucrative new oil extraction method involves drilling directly into gas stations,1
nation to honor harper lee by ensuring novel about horrors of racism always remains relevant,1
gina haspel briefs senators on saudis' 'shockingly uninspired' khashoggi interrogation,1
how your favorite artists might play with thanksgiving dinner,0
mom just wants to watch something nice,1
couple takes first steps toward divorce,1
a major 'hunger games' theory gets support from the cast,0
breaking: no news breaking,1
rachel zenzinger deserves to return to colorado state senate,0
albert pujols and the end to down syndrome bullying,0
jaden smith is all of us during kanye west's vmas speech,0
"despite the ugliness, i am staying hopeful in trump's america",0
north korea says it's open to talking denuclearization with the u.s.,0
slovenian 8th-graders surprised even they outperformed u.s. students in science,1
tim burton is nostalgic for a time when 'franchise' wasn't a hollywood buzzword,0
christ returns for some of his old things,1
syrian kurds say bashar assad is thwarting humanitarian aid to their region,0
donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks,0
joe biden urges people to watch how their senators vote on gun bills,0
trump adds volatility to a long history of north korean threats,0
celebrating my independence from drug addiction,0
washington teen broke up with girlfriend before deadly shooting: reports,0
headline with words 'hiv baby' in it somehow turns out okay,1
cardinal law canonized following miracle of escaping criminal prosecution,1
are you missing something vital from your growth hacking strategy?,0
"russian hackers are working to amplify donald trump's wiretapping claim, expert warns",0
"in a single week, plague cases more than doubled in madagascar",0
dump trumpers think they need just 57 votes to win,0
god's gift to women returned,1
"turkey soccer match canceled, stadium evacuated over security fears",0
climbers abandon everest amid fresh avalanches,0
boy meets world' spin off to focus on difficulties of raising autistic child,1
ohio police chief: senseless killings by cops 'making us all look bad',0
who owns the keys to your apple device? (hint: it may not be you),0
four ways to save big on fourth of july travel,0
easy vol au vent appetizers with brie and jam,0
"conservatives celebrate john boehner's exit, but they're still mad at mitch mcconnell",0
dozens killed in ethiopia after stampede at protest,0
area man could use the overtime anyway,1
secretary of state fired after inappropriately weighing in on international politics,1
"man proposes to girlfriend on romantic plane ride, immediately throws up",0
degrees not debt,0
"purchase of jeans ushers man into exclusive, ultra-cool subculture of jeans-wearing americans",1
man was himself for 27 minutes today,1
donald trump helped spread birtherism. now he can't stop it.,0
"when adults choose not to vaccinate against measles, babies pay the price",0
"spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'",1
father of theater shooting victim now sits in son's row at movies,0
damning report claims mexican federal police participated in disappearance of 43 students,0
the military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help.,0
children's hospital charity dependent on teri hatcher's knowledge of british parliament,1
"civil rights groups sue missouri, saying it's failing to automatically update voter records",0
3 reasons you picked the wrong doctor,0
u.s. fish and wildlife officials release photos of missing perch,1
this video of kids recreating 'how i met your mother' is legendary,0
madeleine albright apologizes for implying female bernie supporters will go to hell,0
these vintage coloring books were around before adult coloring was cool,0
the fashion industry's modeling mystery,0
"several probably killed in shooting, lazy police report confirms",1
olympic skier ashley caldwell's snooze button habit is so relatable,0
women and heart disease,0
top cute,1
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local teen invents masturbation,1
"fear not, 'game of thones' fans: the brexit won't affect the show",0
love: solange covers lucky mag,0
the democrats sang a decades-old hymn of protest during their sit-in,0
new department of interior program to reduce deer population by providing free condoms to fawns,1
five more inmates in california diagnosed with legionnaires' disease,0
trump won't stop joking about dating his daughter,0
native american students sue the u.s. government over dismal education,0
high school suspends hunky student for wearing shirt,1
does japan need to be involved in the middle east?,0
kanye west talks about getting liposuction and battling an opioid addiction,0
man worried new 'jumanji' movie going to ruin memory of mediocre afternoon in 1995,1
trump boys swallow luggage keys in case they get locked up in jail and need to escape,1
the gop establishment has found the one thing that can make donald trump palatable: ted cruz,0
adorable cotton candy girl is the hero we all need right now,0
supporting grieving kids – an opportunity and an obligation,0
"world health organization: 'not sure how, but adam levine's new fragrance the only antidote to mers virus'",1
u.s. weighs bigger role in war in yemen,0
israeli pm debuts new road map for continued strife,1
group of '90s footnotes welcomes gingrich home,1
artist performs a kaleidoscopic transformation on fruits and veggies,0
get up close and personal with trans model and youtube star gigi gorgeous,0
state department protest of donald trump's immigration ban hits nearly 900 names,0
microsoft and amazon have a plan for driverless cars,0
north carolina sheriff's deputies disciplined over trump rally,0
saturday's morning email: funnies edition,0
watch: why mirrors flip things sideways but not upside down,0
six things we learned from the 'mad men' tca panel,0
john kerry sits in shadows of kiev café awaiting woman known only as dasha,1
fog machine heightens drama at children's piano recital,1
black panther' passes the $500-million mark at the box office,0
deconstructing stigma: helping yourself and others,0
"simple gifts--for the holidays (holy daze)   or  if we do not know your wishes, how can we follow them?",0
area nephew a very funny young man,1
twentysomething generation turns 35,1
tsa agent can't bring himself to make dad take off comfy shoes,1
study: humans began domesticating animals to comfort children whose parents split up,1
the inside scoop on fall's must-see movies,0
poll finds majority of americans approve of child labor laws but agree that kids carrying briefcases would be cute,1
obama returns from india with these gross candies for everyone,1
the midtown men tell it like it is... was... will be (part i),0
bloomberg's program to build better cities just got bigger,0
"nypd officer stripped of badge, gun after deadly road-rage shooting",0
michael jackson's reputation for punctuality in ruins,1
are voters pining for a third-party candidate? it's complicated.,0
"alaska wife steals patrol car holding hubby, police say",0
new study reveals nothing pfizer's lawyers can't take care of,1
mit think-tank develops 20 great gift ideas,1
injured troops request extended tours to avoid being sent to walter reed,1
everything you need to know to cook like an italian,0
"watermelon + 20,000 volts = one messy pink slushie",0
wendy's new homestyle chicken strips salad shamelessly touted,1
do you really need to succeed?,0
carrie fisher raised billie lourd 'without gender',0
49-year-old nearly back to pre-middle-school confidence levels,1
what will the disruption of politics look like?,0
area man so sick of having to explain family members' political views to them,1
officers fired excessive number of shots at bank robbers: report,0
code words for spinster throughout history,0
heaven prepares for huge rush of college kids over spring break,1
albert pujols and the end to down syndrome bullying,0
newsweek's top editor and staffers suddenly fired,0
6th-grade teacher seen making out with gamestop dude,1
new homeowner suddenly fascinated by molding,1
report: double stuf oreos could raise tolerance to stuf,1
irvin d. yalom: a conversation,0
dog chained up for decade has sweetest reaction to being set free,0
is art feminine?,0
clarissa from 'clarissa explains it all' is all grown up in new book,0
here's your first look at 'fear the walking dead',0
weird black dot actually part of bowl,1
u.s. economy continues campaigning for barack obama,1
katherine heigl says she 'would never intend to be difficult',0
clinton 'very disappointed' in missouri,1
"man invites friends to bar to watch game, interact fleetingly during commercial breaks",1
clinton campaign hits trump for seeing brexit as boon to his business,0
family' groups praise president trump's decision to roll back trans rights,0
kuwait starting to notice girls,1
breaking: america's white population plummets to 2.7% after trump caves on immigration enforcement,1
what's your upside,0
computer science in vietnam: counting down to the hour of code,0
kanye west jumps on massage table to deliver speech about relaxation,1
changing residency standards attack student voters,0
"#nofilter skin, baby hairs & more major beauty moments from new york fashion week",0
maryland high school shooting victim to be taken off life support,0
a gamechanger: nobel prize winner kailash satyarthi,0
paul ryan calls on trump to take dismantling of america more seriously,1
report: 96% of nation's smut consumed by filthiest 1%,1
"waking, dreaming, being",0
sad 38-year-old googles 'jobs caring for baby animals',1
savor the south at one of these summer festivals,0
dj khaled was 'talking mogul talk' with arianna huffington at white house correspondents' dinner,0
watch britney spears dance in a bikini 'til the world ends,0
acclaimed mexican journalist: the drug war is 'completely false',0
rodeo clown bleeding on the inside,1
joe arpaio's family surprises him with detained hispanic motorist,1
6 expert tips for recent college grads on the job hunt,0
"bang, bang,' bored white house sniper whispers to self with random tourist's head in crosshairs",1
holly madison releasing memoir about life in the playboy mansion,0
the 5 nba rookies you need to watch this season,0
cnn launches 'cnn for the shuttle bus from the airport to the hotel' news channel,1
trevor noah: michael flynn too 'stupid' to be national security adviser,0
parking-ramp attendant moves slightly,1
just some guys in england driving a tank to the gas station,0
olympic figure skater cosplays jaime lannister for 'game of thrones' routine,0
personal philosophy stolen from martin luther king jr.,1
"news roundup for august 29, 2017",0
report: only .00003% of things that happen actually matter,1
what really happened to luke at the end of 'star wars: the last jedi',0
second-guessing obama's foreign policy,0
a protester somehow managed to disrupt donald trump's rnc speech,0
man wouldn't have worn costume to work if he'd known he was getting laid off,1
jemele hill honored as nabj's journalist of the year,0
amy schumer plays a revealing game of 'would you rather',0
single fat kid takes 50 years off jungle gym's life,1
grandma's #metoo stories fucking horrifying,1
police investigate reports of local gay man being dragged behind boat,1
how the opioid crisis is blowing a hole in small-town america's finances,0
22-year-old fuck complains of age discrimination,1
ted cruz runs first ad of 2016 presidential cycle on easter weekend,0
"new study finds staring out from balcony with best friends strongest indicator that this your city, your time",1
local teen quits club that would've been tiebreaker in admission to dream school,1
gop candidates offered cash voucher to give up spot and participate in later election,1
is twitter bad for language? statistical analysis says no (new book),0
the bonus marchers anniversary and veterans in america,0
adele celebrates 'titanic'-themed 30th birthday,0
stress can cancel out the benefits of 'healthy' fat,0
gratitude for thank-you note plunges friends into inescapable appreciation spiral,1
"pyer moss puts on yet another powerful fashion show, this time tackling mental health and depression",0
"lac megantic remembers canadian oil train disaster, one year later",0
why china's economic woes are causing alarm in africa,0
bernie sanders has no time for chris cuomo asking about the 2020 election,0
"study: shoving, yelling makes things go faster 76% of time",1
pope francis beats confession out of uncooperative catholic,1
"an oral history of *nsync's breakup, according to bandmates not named justin timberlake",0
britney spears is the coolest skater mom,0
"north korea may test-launch missile around donald trump's inauguration, south korea warns",0
"tall women in clogs' busts stereotypes about height, gender and more",0
joe biden endorses tom perez for dnc chair,0
twin peaks' finally resolves that terrifying cliffhanger,0
your four-legged friends are leaving a serious carbon pawprint on the planet,0
cherry blossoms transform iconic d.c. landmarks a week early,0
pastor ripped for posting video of woman in wheelchair towed by truck,0
bergdahl to face court martial for desertion,0
magical gallery transforms dull objects into art,1
hilary duff's number-one fan tasered,1
historical archives: popular hymns heard sung of late.,1
coworker's girlfriend not as pretty as expected,1
nafta renegotiation is a stark reminder that states and cities must protect against climate disaster,0
nurse barred from jail after allegedly performing exorcism on inmate,0
donald trump's obsession with the polls has made it rough for some pollsters,0
the pope and the politics of hope,0
soccer and the supporter-built spirit,0
make the right calls on baseball reform,0
mom declares garage her next big project,1
decision 2000' actually made in smoke-filled room in 1997,1
military apologizes after drone strike intended for yemeni isis base accidentally hits west palm beach wedding,1
congressional candidate distances himself from 'atheist' label,0
thousands return to unemployment following end of  writers strike,1
entertainment lawyer 'fighting the good fight',1
podcast review: to the manor borne by robots,0
house of cards-style corruption in virginia,0
mila kunis calls out trump's controversial views on immigration,0
new mcdonald's sandwich offers free wi-fi,1
moments leading up to romney's concession most likely hilarious,1
8 buttoned-up wedding looks that are anything but boring,0
report: one guy really fucking up 4-way frisbee circle,1
bush to london bombers: 'bring it on',1
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tan asshole still on island time,1
nevada politician: getting an abortion was 'the right decision' for me,0
4 ways to support farm-to-school policies,0
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boehner does damage control: benghazi probe was 'never' about clinton,0
"new product can do all that, more",1
londoners 2 percent less polite about terrorism following bombings,1
ohio governor makes desperate plea to aquaman,1
records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide,0
new documents show pompeo failed to disclose additional business ties to china,0
anderson cooper shreds 'incoherent' trump: 'like a crazy person on a park bench',0
three dozen confirmed *@@## in power plant *@@##,1
jay-z's '4:44' makes room for black men to be vulnerable,0
laverne cox opens up about cisgender actors playing transgender women,0
trump's deadly embrace of israel,0
political crisis in iraq deepens,0
new miami-based tuna is cuban-safe,1
bill maher calls out donald trump's racism with spot-on monologue,0
twitter is a more comfortable place for perpetrators than it is for sexual violence survivors,0
everyone on wedding dance floor simultaneously wondering if they're truly happy,1
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good stock farm: a great new cooking school,0
"two dacamented dreamers, in alaska and texas, on fighting to stay home",0
drink me now: tomatoes,0
turkish restaurant thrown into complete disarray by entry of single customer,1
international criminal court announces new '3 strikes' genocide policy,1
dog just can't stop smiling ever since she found a home,0
eric clapton wows audience with even slower version of 'layla',1
how trump should approach u.s.-cuba policy,0
michelle obama admits barack had way too much sperm to make natural conception possible,1
silencing milo,0
melania trump hosts state dinner in stunning black shroud of shrieking crows,1
i cannot take gabrielle union's op-ed on nate parker lightly,0
scientists discover sun is made of hot,1
what happens to the dreamers now?,0
"grand theft auto v' missions to focus largely on tutoring, community outreach",1
wake up call to the honduran diaspora,0
louisa meets bear by lisa gornick,0
ambassador holding phrasebook 'pretty sure' she just strengthened ties with pakistan,1
kentucky police stop using 'punisher' logo after realizing what it means,0
courageous heterosexual has never donated blood to red cross in solidarity with gay men,1
what does real equality look like?,0
pranksters rename mexico's congress as 'chamber of rats' on google maps,0
"handel's messiah, jesus, and the old testament",0
rebel grandma sneaks out of care home to get a tattoo,0
randy and erika jackson split after 18 years of marriage,0
denny's market researcher emerges from focus group shaken after finding out what americans really want for breakfast,1
"sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor",1
10 things not to do before your next race,0
these 13 celebs recite 'hotline bling' almost as well as drake,0
10 delicious ways to cook with maple syrup,0
partially faded hand stamp undermining everything prosecutor says,1
man's family rises to record-high fourth priority,1
report: everyone starting new exciting stage of life except you,1
report: things finally as bad as trump claims,1
stop judging other moms,0
gay man and his mom open up about beautiful viral hidden camera coming out video,0
gigi hadid showed a lot of skin in her 6 different amas outfits,0
speed stick now available in neapolitan,1
"clinton camp mastered the science of politics but forgot the art, staffers say",0
justin timberlake tells jessica biel no one will believe her,1
"man allegedly vandalizes own truck, blames 'black lives matter'",0
petulant 12-year-old refuses to brown the ground chuck,1
historical archives: notice to the publik,1
marilinda garcia wins gop primary in new hampshire,0
majestic sounds of 'goddamn long line' ring across america,1
heavy snow and high winds pound the east coast,0
neighborhood kids grant landmark status to house where guy killed himself,1
paul gauguin at fondation beyeler (video),0
christian science pharmacist refuses to fill any prescription,1
emile hirsch sentenced to 15 days in jail after pleading guilty to assault,0
hurricane harvey should be a wake-up call to trump's disaster relief budget,0
"beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure",1
she just wants a job,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 9,0
robert pattinson looking forward to taking on more serious vampire roles after conclusion of 'twilight' films,1
this is what amy schumer did at her prom,0
trump administration repeatedly denied there was any contact with russia during campaign,0
loud fake laugh misinterpreted as loud real laugh in critical sarcasm miscalculation,1
myanmar is picking up the pieces after earthquake damaged ancient pagodas,0
john stamos has no mercy when apparently throwing shade at drake bell,0
nation's cable companies announce they're just going to take $100 from everyone,1
rand paul escorted off stage after falling below 2.5% in middle of debate,1
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van jones: tough-guy 'trumpzilla' has become 'president snowflake',0
one on one: lily cole on the gift economy,0
mysterious light seen near huge black hole,0
dead civilians and the language of war,0
friends of band regret going to show,1
report: algerian militant killed in u.s. strike targeting al qaeda operatives in libya,0
sweatshirt string emerges triumphant after harrowing journey through hood,1
bush sr. apologizes to son for funding bin laden in '80s,1
psychic helps sniff out missing pet skunk,0
comedian bashes 'snl' for not casting an openly gay man in over 30 years,0
new study finds women should only be making 20 cents less on dollar than men,1
empire of destruction,0
fda: juicy green apple conditioner best used with juicy green apple shampoo,1
report: mom saw car that slid off road into ditch,1
how judith light is fighting ageism,0
doctors reveal dick cheney burning through at least 3 hearts each week,1
trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels,0
"huffpost rise morning newsbrief, october 13",0
greatest story ever told' has gimmicky deus ex machina ending,1
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why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie,0
top doj official implies reporter may not be jailed in leak case,0
gop plan to avoid september shutdown: we'll get back to you later,0
blindfolded clinton invites debate coaches to attack her with talking points from all sides,1
"admit it, trump supporters, you got duped",0
the edge still introducing self as such,1
alleged shooter who killed 8 had long history of domestic violence,0
ukraine at a crossroads: could putin lose his job over mishandling the crisis?,0
trump again proves his claim about waiting for 'facts' after charlottesville was garbage,0
manager fails to keep it short or sweet,1
"netanyahu plays nice on iran, arabs in washington speech",0
"university of illinois researchers find link between attending university of illinois, receiving solid education at great price",1
narcissist convinced total strangers would want his organs,1
donald trump won't stop attacking paul ryan,0
"hussein judge hoping for fair, speedy assassination",1
myrtle beach resident refuses to evacuate from family's ancestral ron jon surf shop,1
man takes sober moment to reflect on fact that most of meal already gone,1
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5 ways to be a sustainable traveler,0
leftover christmas billboard stirs seasonally inappropriate emotion,1
how do you survive an ostrich attack? watch this video.,0
netanyahu assures critics he still has utmost respect for u.s. money,1
budget-conscious obamas strongly pushing malia toward udc community college,1
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area loner to dwell on past,1
5 surprising factors that make up your personality,0
texas vows to reclaim title of most regressive state from arizona,1
cormac mccarthy flaunts sexy new beach body,1
these kids' portraits of the trump administration should hang in a gallery,0
louis c.k. just dropped a new show,0
"speculating about candidate health is mudslinging, not medicine",0
a rhubarb explainer for everyone who's still confused,0
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"israeli prime minister netanyahu eyed in bribery probe, court says",0
broncos center apologizes to team after accidentally snapping ball to brady quinn,1
the public service loan forgiveness program is what's best about america,0
the mouse that roared,0
knowing three letters saved my life,0
authorities say dozens of bystanders failed to act as man went about his life,1
"this will be the end of trump's campaign,' says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year",1
fox news reporter asks the questions others are too smart to ask,1
when will we let sienna miller graduate from playing wives stuck at home?,0
8 life lessons you can learn from bruce springsteen,0
5 tricks to make your identity portfolio more secure,0
boss's clout evaporates after he's seen in shorts at company picnic,1
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whoopi goldberg and jimmy fallon keep it weird,0
how to become a star,0
bill & melinda gates foundation announces new $17 billion initiative to eradicate all 3rd-world mac users by 2040,1
disturbing confessions of a costume hoarder,0
gingrich privately regretting not doing 'more jew stuff' on florida campaign trail,1
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"cyclone debbie slams into australia, knocking out power to thousands",0
what it's like to have face blindness,0
"relationship not a power struggle, woman who's winning reports",1
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police pleasantly surprised to learn man they shot was armed,1
milosevic dreams he's slaughtering ethnic albanians in his underwear,1
why we're still fighting the last war on trade policy,0
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to the princeton privileged kid,0
"the rise of europe's far-right is 'a wake-up call' for democracy, says turkish novelist",0
report: most americans can't even name their state's shadow lord,1
because every woman wants a man that smells like work boots!,0
the snowflake's guide to staying sane in the age of you know who,0
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"interview: kristen wiig, bill hader, and craig johnson on the skeleton twins",0
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patton oswalt uses icky sauna analogy to describe donald trump,0
5 formative queer movies to break out at your pride party,0
world war ii hero cursed out for driving speed limit,1
fans riot in streets as u.s. victorious,1
gallup forced to destroy defective sample group that failed to accurately forecast michigan primary,1
$500 stereo installed in $400 car,1
the dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change,0
michelle obama hails 'black panther' for inspiring 'people of all backgrounds',0
"the sanders-clinton debate flap, explained",0
celine dion performs emotional tribute at the billboard music awards,0
uncool zookeeper won't let anyone ride gorillas,1
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area man growing a little tired of rushing home to hug loved ones,1
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"to breast or bottle feed, a woman's choice: let's please stop judging!",0
anti-homosexuality sermon suspiciously well-informed,1
"study: online content creators outnumber consumers 2,000 to 1",1
two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying,1
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"report: only 47,000 social justice milestones to go before u.s. achieves full equality",1
nancy pelosi slams edited footage with claim that when she's drunk you'll fucking know it,1
charleston post and courier honors shooting victims with moving cover,0
14 michigan state reps reportedly heard about abuser larry nassar and did nothing,0
congressman fucks own wife out of political necessity,1
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"maine leading the way on government of, for and by the people",0
busy obama sends drone to pick up sasha from school,1
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sarah palin photos of son stepping on dog trigger online outrage,0
pan left to soak now predates all current roommates,1
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street photography in stockholm (pt. 2),0
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ex-girlfriend making huge mistake,1
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romney rolls sleeves all the way up over his head,1
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mom guesses dressbarn closure means she'll just have to go shop with all the sluts over at chico's now,1
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marco rubio decides to run for senate again,0
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a third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey,0
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nation's parents announce they have zero fucking patience for this bullshit,1
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2 stabbed at party in wu tang clan founder rza's home,0
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"film critics captivated by use of one long, unbroken take in parent's recording of middle school 'guys and dolls' production",1
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trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels,0
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ulta releases line of shitty hair ties to give cheap-ass friend who's always borrowing them,1
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"7+ reasons why bisexual, pansexual, fluid, and queer people need to sign up for health insurance this month",0
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officials reach deal on trans-pacific partnership,0
olympic figure skater cosplays jaime lannister for 'game of thrones' routine,0
will robotics breed a new generation of super professionals?,0
nation's tracy chapman fan 'can't wait' for lilith fair,1
jessica simpson takes the plunge after crushing us with news she'll never do reality tv again,0
trump confidant floats crazy rbg-for-merrick-garland scotus swap,0
new roommates attempt to find manly way of saying good night,1
pope francis to give historic address to congress,0
chris martin and gwyneth paltrow's kids show off their singing chops at charity event,0
cassini probe realizes too late this was a setup all along,1
sensitive scientists report 5 in 5 women don't know how beautiful they are,1
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immigrant children terrified at ghastly visage of la llorona in detention center,1
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pope francis wears miter with faceshield to comply with new vatican safety measures,1
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google chooses saving lives over profits in the midst of opioid epidemic,0
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world's physicists complete study of physics,1
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what the everyday items in your home say about you on a deeper level,0
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court rules meryl streep unable to be tried by jury as she has no peers,1
obama to announce new climate change help for island nations,0
why states are struggling to tax services,0
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10 instagram accounts to follow to get you in the holiday spirit,0
colbert: fbi is so far up trump 'they're reading his emails with a proctoscope',0
paul ryan confident american people will warm up to tax plan once they realize life a cruel and meaningless farce,1
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census bureau releases annual report on neighborhood vibes,1
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report: new york state senate leader to be arrested for corruption,0
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queen elizabeth annoyed nude pictures of prince harry don't show anything good,1
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trump boys beg father to nominate g.i. joe action figure cobra commander for va secretary,1
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man claims ex cares more about 'nonexistent' singing career than their daughter,0
i used an app to buy only ethical food. it was really hard.,0
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john mccain rips donald trump for pardoning joe arpaio,0
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friend takes liberty of ordering $40 worth of appetizers for entire table,1
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irish prime minister uses st. patrick's day to praise immigration in front of trump,0
their intent is to cause fear': video campaign exposes sexism against women in politics,0
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oprah winfrey breaks record for most appearances on the cover of 'o magazine',1
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buddy system responsible for additional death,1
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friday's morning email: here's how trump is undermining obamacare,0
government squandering social security funds on cake,1
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series of grave errors results in jeff and kim's 5th anniversary,1
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area man suddenly realizes he's the one who's been killing off world's bee population,1
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pope francis canonizes single turkey in annual vatican tradition,1
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amy schumer pens letter to tampa trump fans who walked out on her,0
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gwen stefani says her divorce from gavin rossdale is 'still painful',0
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bush announces 8-month plan to steal favorite desk lamp,1
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man accused of masturbating in car near girl scouts,0
rubio refutes claim he soft on immigration by dragging undocumented worker he knocked out cold onto stage,1
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reagan's body dies,1
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actor receives $25 million for everyman role,1
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diners eating impossible burgers doused with beet juice by protesting meat-rights activists,1
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study exposes risks of conducting research while driving,1
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sicario' director denis villeneuve says he hates senseless violence in film,0
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cheney regrets buying bush laser pointer,1
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trump brags that he won most of the women's vote in 2016. he didn't.,0
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the u.s. throws out $3 billion in cancer drugs every year,0
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"youth homelessness is an invisible issue, but it doesn't have to be",0
theater: nph is... wait for it... epic in 'hedwig;' daniel radcliffe is impressive in 'cripple;' 'the great immensity' isn't,0
gop sen. bob corker: trump hasn't demonstrated 'stability' or 'competence',0
"gaunt, hollow-eyed big bird enters sixth day of hunger strike against proposed trump budget",1
eminem releases single about hugging elton john at grammys then ripping his dick off with pliers,1
"chinese scientists successfully clone 2 monkeys, could lead to human applications",0
cnn's charlottesville coverage shows its deep bench of pro-trump pundits,0
report: texting while driving okay if you look up every couple seconds,1
wedding dj assures anxious man he hasn't forgotten 'build me up buttercup' request,1
inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand,0
god gets celtic cross tattooed on back,1
$14.5 billion pledged to rebuild battleground states,1
radio shack salesman 'a little out of it today',1
hate-crime bill stalled by pro-hate lobby,1
bertolli packaging promises empty ravioli floating in filling-saturated water in just 5 minutes,1
trump boys set up 'don and eric law place' in white house electrical room to help dad with legal problems,1
these insane ping pong trick shots will get you in the groove,0
"greece, creditors dig in as deadline nears",0
kremlin agent not even going to bother trying to compromise trump staffer who will be forced to resign in few months,1
"asian tsunami, hurricane katrina, kashmir earthquake battle for natural disasty award",1
amazingly humanlike robot able to commit thousands of mistakes per day,1
world's marine life on edge now that seaworld moving on from orcas,1
chicago's annual homicide drive off to most promising start in decades,1
small town honors once-ostracized artist,1
nation's nutritionists confirm mini versions of food nummier,1
apple user acting like his dad just died,1
thousands dead in indonesia again,1
thousands want to name a professional soccer team footy mcfooty face,0
australia's deputy prime minister resigns amid mounting scandals,0
jcpenney abandons 45-second sale,1
reporter hailed a 'patriot' for defying white house by live-streaming press briefing,0
8 things the gop debate got wrong about abortion and planned parenthood,0
side salad clearly made from hamburger toppings,1
rachel leyco bridges the diversity gap in her latest short film,0
"on 18th birthday, bindi irwin shares photo of steve irwin full of 'love and light'",0
chrissy teigen wants to know if kim kardashian is still down for dinner,0
scientific breakthrough reveals stars consist primarily of twinkles,1
true north at southwest airlines,0
who could benefit from water rule change? trump and his golf courses,0
"rolex unveils new diving cuckoo clock capable of working up to 3,000 meters underwater",1
supposed adult pays man to sit in room and listen to him talk about his feelings,1
the obscure trade provision everyone is talking about,0
chrissy teigen's hot take on ice cream trends could divide a nation,0
this author thinks all women are 'crazy' -- and wants us to own it,0
prosthetic arm stuck in vending machine,1
nation struggling to keep track of how far along it is in all its ongoing grieving processes,1
man who enjoys popular rock songs discovers perfect radio station,1
hydraulic press crushes the immortal soul out of halloween,0
piggies' written in blood on clouds only clue in shocking murder of six angels,1
area man does his best thinking on his atv,1
ken burns completes documentary about fucking liars who claimed they watched entire 'jazz' series,1
bush to nominate next person who walks through door,1
why america's public media can't do its job,0
strive for rising expectations,0
saving private ryan' actor tom sizemore arrested for domestic violence,0
"johnny depp now physically unable to walk unless whimsically teeter-tottering across rolling log, wobbly plank, or swaying beam",1
"thousands protest peacefully in baltimore, and many lend a helping hand",0
time for a brand new site for israel-palestine peace talks,0
what this dad realized when he patted himself on the back for 'helping',0
local los angeles awards show slated to open for grammys,1
walgreens to begin keeping most valuable employees behind glass,1
newt gingrich says trump has given up on 'draining the swamp',0
marcellus williams prosecutor drew scrutiny in ferguson police shooting,0
the oscars of the gif world needs you,0
awful show a repeat again,1
the incredibly boring trait that all great leaders need,0
suicide bombing near afghan parliament kills more than 30,0
secret service officer arrested in child sexting sting,0
donald trump's pre-super bowl interview ratings dismal compared to obama's. sad!,0
"brad pitt's despondent weatherman is 'so, so, so, so scared' right now",0
gop candidates offered cash voucher to give up spot and participate in later election,1
national security experts: 'isis are fucking assholes',1
america's love affair with ally mcbeal ends violently,1
tom petty is wrong. religion isn't more likely to lead to war,0
pro-choice gop senators keep voting for trump's anti-abortion judges,0
it only took 7 seconds for this kylie jenner appearance to get really awkward,0
see the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook,0
"exercise in your teen years pays off, according to new study",0
area dad informs busboy he's ready to order,1
floppy-armed robot repeatedly warns: 'danger',1
nasa reveals plans for new rover,0
outline of inhaler clearly visible in comic-con attendee's lycra bodysuit,1
saturday's morning email: funnies edition,0
concert crowd worried singer who stepped away from mic won't make it back in time for chorus,1
kidnapped hilton sisters appalled by captor's basement,1
#youlookdisgusting blogger em ford responds to internet haters: 'perfection isn't real',0
quaker oats assembly-line worker fired for 'oops! all berries' incident,1
5 keys to product differentiation for fun and profit,0
47-second clip from 'family ties' season 3 now available on youtube,1
this dog is dreaming about something seriously tasty,0
more than 200 demonstrators arrested during may day rallies in paris,0
"years of living dangerously takes on climate denial, anti-science attacks on climate solutions",0
bernie sanders suspends staffer for being as tough on israel as he is,0
troubling study finds majority of americans who got it aren't flaunting it,1
republicans craft health care plan to screw trump voters,0
totally not drunk new mexico governor chastises cops for breaking up her hotel party,0
"encouragement of family, friends motivating man to keep struggling indefinitely",1
"god fucking dammit, you're a stupid fucking moron,' whispers woman who realizes she missed ice dancing",1
bar bet becomes increasingly complex,1
"far, far away in a galaxy, there's lots of room for #starwarschristmascarols",0
justin bieber invites controversy with cornrow pic,0
jojo is back with a perfect 'tringle' of songs,0
report: lake ice grows safer to venture out on with each beer consumed,1
heavy police presence in ferguson to ensure residents adequately provoked,1
patagonia introduces new high-performance jacket specially designed to protect wearer on walk between front door and car,1
"how to handle the election this holiday season: a shout out to indiana, pennsylvania-based welcome home, a community group doing good.",0
trump administration picks strange fight with meals on wheels,0
queen elizabeth screaming at stockbroker to dump everything,1
nation on edge as court votes whether to legalize gay marriage now or in a few years,1
vatican policymaking once again manipulated by powerful second commandment rights groups,1
symphony orchestra simply cannot wait for collaboration with john mellencamp,1
congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans,0
new desk chair a boring dream come true,1
northeast ohio and the san francisco bay area have more in common than nba mvps and championship games,0
"dante, virgil to tour l.a.",1
"after highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls",0
why gay marriage doesn't open the door to polygamy,0
fashion designer peter som's legendary minestrone soup recipe,0
why lebron wanted to go home,0
who said it: renowned racist george wallace or donald trump? we seriously can't tell.,0
roommate never seems to leave apartment,1
man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops,0
meg white drum solo maintains steady beat for 23 minutes,1
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judge blocks texas from giving voting information to trump voter fraud probe,0
nigel farage dies of milkshake wounds,1
dog's eye gunk wiped back on dog,1
new details paint unsettling pictures of london attackers,0
blake shelton gushes about gwen stefani before her beautiful 'voice' performance,0
lost gondolier in middle of adriatic sea,1
the bin ladens: a saudi bellwether,0
moral compass lost in woods,1
11 great things about preschoolers,0
man spends entire weekend binge-watching neighbor,1
the united base of america,0
"john bolton, top contender for secretary of state, calls for regime change in iran",0
curiosity captures 360-degree panorama from martian dune,0
texas schools to no longer teach students about autoerotic asphyxiation,1
total hunk sitting over by plant,1
mom apologizing for going through menopause,1
"bookworms, this 7-year-old wrote an anthem just for you",0
"customer awkwardly accepts one cent, receipt",1
j.j. abrams explains how he picked the new 'star wars' character names,0
little league pitcher totally in awe after giving up grand slam,0
"we're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore",0
uk prime minister condemns murder of islamic state hostage kassig,0
area man pretty shaken up after running into casual acquaintance at cvs,1
and that's how i beat shaq ... at a game of mind control,0
area woman fulfills dream of becoming writer by getting job at bookstore,1
courtroom artist clearly infatuated with bailiff,1
pope francis to issue edict on climate change,0
18 habits of highly creative people,0
u.s. military prepares for biggest okinawa land return since 1972,0
celebrities: are they aware enough of aids?,1
vacationing man misses own remote control,1
a tribute to alan rickman: reading between the black and white,0
friend tells depressing details of how he's covered by freelancers union,1
food critic's wife makes the best lasagna she possibly can,1
new sympathetic alarm clock just lets you sleep,1
thousands dead in wake of low-carbon diet,1
"thank you, dishonest media!",0
nation's economic recovery hinging on success of diet vanilla coke,1
reverse crowdfund-gineering: five ways to integrate events into your crowdfunding campaign,0
"softball camp hits home run, pairs amputee military members with kids who've lost limbs",0
antifa organizers announce plans to disrupt neo-nazi rally or whatever else going on that day,1
ten days in june,0
secret australian government documents found in cabinets from secondhand store,0
vanquished foe's skull makes surprisingly bad wine goblet,1
sausage storm grounds nation's airliners,1
gop leaders assure sobbing rubio it not his fault party splitting up,1
that show about the lady sheriff finally released on dvd,1
negro week at the 1939–1940 new york world's fair,0
elite universities are compromising student mental healthcare amid heightened stress culture,0
power-crazed orkin man burns house to ground,1
dwight howard is finished masquerading as a superstar,0
let's talk about solar power and equity,0
the book we're talking about,0
god recalls collaborating on joint vision of humanity with deceased creative partner,1
"with thousands of syrians trapped in raqqa, a single hospital remains",0
"j.lo and a-rod will each donate $25,000 to hurricane harvey victims",0
lady antebellum's charles kelley talks about being a new dad,0
tourist experiences city by buying used cds,1
a majority of americans disagree with donald trump's hard-line stances on climate change,0
thousands march in nyc to protest chokehold death,0
novelty alarm clock not so funny at 7 a.m.,1
help from pinterest for my daughter's party? not this time,0
hair dyed back to original color,1
pope francis prays at jerusalem's western wall,0
stresses of white house causing bo to go prematurely gray,1
"music festival ends with thousands stranded in mud, miles from shelter",0
trump announces 40-month-long search to fill fbi director post,1
target of future drone attack urges american intervention in syria,1
wednesday's morning email: kim jong un visits china,0
black history month: feminism and inclusion,0
man actually shouting at other man to get jennifer aniston romantic comedy made,1
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james corden and stephen curry are a fierce 'carpool karaoke' team,0
mike pence vows to cut conservation funding after discovering elk don't mate for life,1
stephen colbert trolls donald trump jr. with murky 'russia week' intro,0
fear of losing money is a surprising weight loss incentive,0
popular new dating app just list of 20 attractive singles to repeatedly scroll through,1
groom getting cold feet about bachelor party,1
"2012 was once considered hottest year on record, man in 2024 remembers wistfully",1
"woman longs for caress of boyfriend's dry, cracked, bleeding hands",1
study: use of phrase 'don't skimp on the' linked to heart disease,1
giant altoid heading toward earth,1
ken jennings mistaken for subway's jared again,1
cheering crowd actually trying to get attention of guy behind iron maiden,1
drunk women find their run across busy street hilarious,1
u.s. foreign policy: react to fear or lead with love?,0
"how to make a sex playlist that isn't corny as hell, according to djs",0
brian kemp campaign energized after seeing early voter suppression numbers,1
genuine happiness now seen only on game shows,1
garth and kat visit 'snl' for hanukkah,0
the challenge of grief,0
this is how thousands are getting ready for the people's climate march,0
control freak wishes she had more free time,1
trump's fec pick worries watchdogs,0
obama speaks out for lgbt rights in kenya,0
speaker ryan's challenger receives $1 million boost,0
mitch mcconnell admits zika legislation is not clean,0
entertainment-history buffs re-enact battle of the network stars,1
betsy devos richly deserved every boo she got,0
fasting is one of the five pillars of islam. but there are exceptions to the rule,0
tim ryan attempting to stand out from other candidates on debate stage by wearing blue power ranger costume,1
ed sheeran once got 'hammered' and hit justin bieber in the face with a golf club,0
podiatrist a jerk,1
spanx introduces new line of smoke bombs for concealing unwanted bumps and bulges,1
"so, you're gonna do chemo?",0
this is what the most annoying co-workers have in common,0
unpaid student-athletes forced to give back the $7 they got for laser tag,0
josh smith responds to people who think he's 'greedy',0
5 signs you should be eating more carbs (really!),0
"most of the world thinks trump is an arrogant, intolerant, dangerous leader",0
wearable technology: the coming revolution in healthcare,0
why states are struggling to tax services,0
mta urges riders to stop taking disabled passengers,1
hollywood executive: we should have done more to stop harvey weinstein,0
microsoft unveils next best thing to teleportation,0
monica says lady gaga is right about the 'male-dominated' music industry,0
7 common misconceptions about the hebrew bible,0
nerd has most obscure crush ever,1
shrinking majority of americans supports marijuana legalization,0
259 new objects now available in gummi form,1
the clinton campaign's lawyer partially funded the steele dossier. so what?,0
chris wallace receives cease-and-desist letter from trump organization in middle of questioning candidate about groping allegations,1
busy mom wishes she had enough spare time to fuck cia director,1
nation's lower class still waiting for first mention by either presidential candidate,1
afghanistan: a morally corrupting war,0
hot new website 'facebook' is lighting up the charts,0
bette midler might have the best take on 'batman v superman',0
how to be influenced by real love,0
third-party candidate forms exploratory committee to see who can cover shifts for him in coming months,1
guidance counselor prefaces sat results by talking about test's flaws,1
donald trump to skip naacp convention,0
barry jenkins quietly makes history with oscar nomination trifecta,0
football's black eye,0
area man absolutely determined to use wheelbarrow this weekend,1
environmental ad campaign encourages turning shower off after showering,1
report: many americans not watching enough television to make worthwhile contribution to small talk,1
10 lies everyone tells you about paris,0
terrible idea committed to paper,1
one more (feminist) wonder about 'wonder woman': it passes the abuse litmus test,0
the one thing you need for positive change,0
trump supporter still planning on rioting at national convention anyway,1
coroner's report finds no clear evidence of torture on otto warmbier's body,0
younger siblings are good for older siblings' health,0
depressed matt lauer up all night rewatching 8-second clip of career highlights,1
paula cole reveals the secret (and dark) history of the 'dawson's creek' theme song,0
donovan mitchell uses footwear to send powerful message about gun violence,0
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
the 6 real reasons i'm happy to be married,0
couple excited to start planning wedding expenses,1
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death of mentally ill woman in police custody ruled a homicide,0
gov. larry hogan receives blessings from pope francis on behalf of all cancer patients,0
a time capsule of us,0
comic-book superrman impervious to copyediting,1
dow up 300 after deaths of 400,1
beloved showbiz legend and national treasure michael douglas actually none of these things,1
visionary sports columnist asserts that muhammad ali's greatest fight wasn't in the ring,1
parents of 12-year-old say son killed himself after being bullied over sexuality,0
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poll: religion is the answer to today's problems,0
"what aziz ansari, and most straight men, don't get about consent.",0
sight of o.j. simpson actually kind of comforting,1
fey rights group demands distinction from homosexuals,1
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angela merkel opens up to the only newspaper she trusts,1
us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet,0
scientists receive $10 million grant to melt stuff,1
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"onion social study finds no clear link between onion social use, uncontrollable vomiting of black bile",1
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spy' director paul feig thinks it's 'ridiculous' women don't get the same opportunities he does,0
exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing fingers together,1
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13 babies pose underwater for magical photo series,0
rouhani and reformers wins big in first iran's post-nuclear deal election,0
exclusive: ginger minj's 'white christmas' video premiere,0
"john kasich is running for president, because why not",0
biden huddling with closest advisers on whether to spend 200 bucks on scorpions tickets,1
officemates unwittingly spend entire workday talking to each other on grindr,1
new secret service agent disappointed there are no decoy presidents,1
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firenze fireworks: easter explosions in florence,0
investigative reporter ruins fish sticks for everybody,1
be still our hearts: raspberry chocolate grilled cheese sandwiches,0
government no longer even bothering to hide halliburton favors,1
diabetes and my personal experience with obtaining health care coverage through obamacare,0
the 6 secrets of self-control,0
walking dead' actor daniel newman comes out on youtube,0
please stop blaming women for making less money than men,0
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report: key goes in but won't turn,1
hacker releases new 'orange is the new black' episodes after demanding ransom,0
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journalist wondering where to mention getting yelled at by u.s. president in article,1
rehabilitated otter released back into food chain,1
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suspect cleans up real nice,1
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principal: adding lgbt club would 'create bullying',0
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left behind,0
frustration with husband taken out on soap scum,1
lady gaga introduces us to her creepy 'american horror story: hotel' children,0
trump lifts refugee ban but admissions still plummet,0
book given as gift actually read,1
pastor blasts supreme court's gay wedding cake case in unhinged rant,0
the united states and britain must claim part-ownership of yemeni strife,0
farmers' almanac predicting short season for primetime dramas,1
these new emojis will make you see food differently,0
priest's lost puppy was much closer than he thought,0
romney frantically figuring out how tax plan could actually work after realizing he might win election,1
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area dad didn't shell out $100 at aquarium for lecture about ecosystem,1
turkey pushes farther into syria as monitor says villagers killed,0
5 things to watch for in tonight's gop debate,0
whatsapp finally adds fully-encrypted video calling service,0
senate republicans just blocked a bunch of gun control measures,0
anti-abortion governor ironically tweets about the importance of 'choice',0
chris christie suspends his presidential campaign,0
how zuckerberg's llc could be more effective than charity,0
bored predator drone pumps a few rounds into mountain goat,1
why america needs its national parks more than ever,0
10 rom-coms love addicts should avoid,0
radical cleric acquitted of conspiracy charges,0
johns hopkins doctors perform first successful surgery on broken thumb,1
surrendering trump boys solemnly salute each other before leaping from white house first-story window,1
hand gestures transform friend's story into immersive virtual reality experience,1
why manufacturers should support ending crude oil export ban,0
nasa discovers impact crater of meteorite that first brought horses to earth,1
new gop plan offers tax breaks on all contributions tucked into congressmen's suit breast pocket,1
netflix may expand into news,0
"wall street doesn't believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018",0
cardboard snowflake half-heartedly masking-taped to break-room door,1
nation's fourth-graders continue to trail nation's fifth-graders,1
thing that got area man a laugh to be done repeatedly for next 12 years,1
experts praise upcoming 'sonic' movie for accurate depiction of hedgehogs,1
christ to wed longtime backup singer,1
donald trump to bring adviser with russia ties to classified briefing,0
study: not being an asshole boss may boost employee morale,1
paris review receives mysterious plimpton essay about being a ghost,1
"person standing far away from burial must have deep, dark secret about deceased",1
grin slowly spreads across mom's face as meal revealed to contain healthy ingredients,1
donald trump to skip naacp convention,0
huge crowds celebrate easter with pope francis,0
bags under tommy lee jones' eyes causing him neck problems,1
frantic john kerry looks on as teresa slowly lowered into kim jong-un's electric eel tank,1
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dog named murph lives up to name,1
scottish leader demands new referendum on independence,0
"clinton campaign touts children's health law, but obamacare is her legacy too",0
toll-booth girl hit on quickly,1
activists hope pope can change climate conversation in washington,0
trump claims he can overrule constitution with executive order because of little-known 'no one will stop me' loophole,1
robert pattinson looking forward to taking on more serious vampire roles after conclusion of 'twilight' films,1
nation demands nasa stop holding press conferences until they discover some little alien guys,1
"college graduate first person in family to waste $160,000",1
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"gunmen in eqypt mosque attack carried isis flag, prosecutor says",0
when the sheep are watching over your mind,0
the peace process is dying at the hands of israel with help from hamas,0
the white house isn't going to respond to petition to arrest donald trump,0
man with hammer-induced thumb injury appeals to christ almighty,1
naked leadership,0
bill murray slays as the 'bannon cannon' on 'saturday night live',0
bird's nest 65 percent cigarette butts,1
michelin introduces tires for women,1
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time magazine's rape crisis article,0
avoiding auto repair scams,0
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former senator to run pot company,0
clear theme of obedient children emerging in father's bedtime stories,1
hero shop saves hundreds from hunger,1
tense party enters third hour of unplayed acoustic guitar leaning against wall,1
don't even think about blaming khloe kardashian for james harden's bad season,0
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"there should never be all-male panels, ubs exec says",0
trump supporter has few backup scapegoats ready to go in case crackdown on immigrants doesn't fix everything,1
egyptians concerned about direction government is toppling in,1
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gop leaders' daughters: 'it's pretty fucked up if we're the only reason you're denouncing trump's statements',1
bernie sanders' our revolution gets behind tom perriello in virginia gubernatorial race,0
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ira glass tries to explain 'this american life' at high school reunion,1
nation stunned as man buys newspaper,1
trump administration worried president burning through minority scapegoats at unsustainable rate,1
"ebola, aids, and plague inc.",0
george takei apologizes for calling clarence thomas a 'clown in blackface',0
ford: new f-150 pickup truck capable of crushing a big turtle in one go,1
study finds not acting like total fucking moron most attractive quality in potential mate,1
it took me 30 years to come to terms with half of my identity,0
navratri 2014: a hindu celebration of the mother goddess,0
new statewide education standards require teachers to forever change lives of 30% of students,1
friday's morning email: hope is fading in puerto rico over the government response,0
chris farley has hilarious cardiac arrest,1
this inspiring fitness model lives without a working heart,0
dewey decimal system helpless to categorize new jim belushi book,1
report: vulgaria may possess flying-car technology,1
oscars line up five non-white presenters,0
pre-teen moves from giggling-at-everything phase to never-smiling phase,1
uber hires marketing firm to help decrease brand awareness,1
"1 dead, 3 injured in shooting at t.i. concert in nyc",0
molly hatchet posts surprise upset in former deep purple district,1
trump turns miners' lives into a game of russian roulette,0
this is what amy schumer did at her prom,0
7 phrases you should never say during an argument,0
exhausted trump supporter just decides massive cuts to healthcare subsidies reason he voted for him,1
tv viewer relates to totally unbelievable character that could never exist in reality,1
area man will be judge of whether woman actually true baseball fan,1
clinton announces transition leadership should she win in november,0
serial killer annoyed by young murderers with no appreciation for albert fish,1
florida dope haul: seized heroin packets bear donald trump's image,0
sony releases new earbud detangling spray,1
"company to use internet to waste money, employees' time",1
teacher frustrated no one in beginner yoga class can focus chakras into energy blast,1
cooking class instructor can already tell which couples signed up based on marriage counselor's recommendation,1
greyhound doesn't know if its own bus drivers are too tired,0
"time for japan to get more involved in the middle east,' says mp taro kono",0
nation's attractive people demand we send them all $200 checks,1
failing my way to success in brazil,0
leaked george lucas sex tape includes digitally inserted footage of jabba the hutt,1
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kim kardashian wears sheer top in festive christmas eve photo,0
watch this swimmer disappear into winter storm jonas,0
there's a major intensity gap on the gop's new health bill,0
move to houseboat regretted by third day,1
woman digs excitedly into ingrown hair around bikini line like grave robber pillaging spoils of the dead,1
jim carrey's scathing portrait of trump as the joker will give you nightmares,0
fcc to fine americans who don't keep up with tv shows,1
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he said he loved me...,0
health department still not able to really prove why people shouldn't be eating candles,1
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rapper coolio charged with felony firearm possession in los angeles,0
paramount home video pleased to bring man feature presentation,1
kevin spacey should host the oscars!,0
area man realizes he's not the cool uncle,1
congressman knows regular lobbyist's order without even having to be told,1
report: male hair loss 7 times more painful than childbirth,1
getting randomly picked to make half-court shots now best way to earn living,1
"when i'm acquitted, i'll murder those interviewers,' robert durst mutters while still wearing microphone",1
"occasionally you realize someone you thought was a dear friend is actually a foe, their true character finally revealed. but how do you forgive the unforgivable? here are my 10 steps to handling betrayal with elegance and grace.",0
watch the first trailer for bill murray's 'a very murray christmas' netflix special (update),0
"city to issue deep, meaningful municipal bonds",1
"dreary, passionless couple believes your soulmate out there too",1
ups tweeted -- then deleted -- a bizarre mlk jr message,0
hundreds in alabama may face jail under new law for voting in gop senate runoff,0
3 things that young women need to remember about feminism,0
try this one thing before assuming you have a sleep disorder,0
the mid-sex realization that changed everything,0
qatar said to run a covert training camp for syrian rebels with u.s. help,0
netflix receives 10 emmy nominations for season 4 of 'wings',1
teen publication takes bold anti-peer-pressure stance,1
televised sporting event completely obscured by on-screen graphics,1
jury awards ex-employee of roscoe's chicken n' waffles $1.6m in race discrimination suit,0
scott disick and 18-year-old lindsay vrckovnik are apparently just friends,0
wildfires force colorado to airlift rocky mountains to safety,1
backpedaling trump claims eldest son would probably be fine doing 5 to 10 years in prison,1
our nation's businessmen: are they just in it for the money?,1
don't forget this when you feel overwhelmed,0
aftershock a real 'fuck you' to earthquake victims,1
knowing hillary,0
the oil lobby has a pretty predictable response to obama's oil tax proposal,0
actual soccer team loses game 46-0,0
"seeing the humanity of ""the other""",0
dccc makes first investment in pennsylvania democrat's special election bid,0
this so typical of hemophiliac,1
woman dozing at coffee shop has that dave eggers sex dream again,1
watch: experts talk pesticides and health,0
bloomberg's program to build better cities just got bigger,0
man from canada acts like he's not cold,1
report: 92% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times,1
area man so sick of having to explain family members' political views to them,1
gop senator lindsey graham: caitlyn jenner is 'welcome in my party',0
the endangered species act has been protecting imperiled animals and plants for 42 years,0
behind every easter is a crucifixion,0
quantum political scientists hypothesize country headed in both right and wrong directions simultaneously,1
embracing the darkness: a weird and wonderful chat with the amazing aubrey plaza,0
title ix administrators discuss emotional demands of job,0
there's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus,0
nation's beekeepers warn they don't know how much longer they can hold back swarms' wrath,1
"in the face of systemic racism, south asians must not keep silent",0
"we're getting closer to leaving home without phones, and this thing is the key",0
teen newsweek reports north korea is the bomb,1
"talking on sunshine; wx geeks, the weather channel's new sunday show",0
pastor going on little spiel about seeing how in love couple are despite not knowing them for very long,1
scientists isolate area of brain that doesn't like poking,1
whoops! selfie snapper smashes sculpture days after exhibit opens,0
sunday roundup,0
supreme court understudy fills in for scalia,1
u.s. falls short of success,1
coroner's report concludes alton sterling died of institutionalized causes,1
area veal calf is totally cramped!,1
347 locals identify slain prostitute,1
man beginning to worry that best meals already behind him,1
report: rash not going away on its own,1
kansas secretary of state: only obstacle voter id causes may be 'exerting calories',0
north korea's internet is back up after mass cyber attack,0
"the 'rain room' is coming to los angeles, not to be confused with actual rain",0
texas provider will offer free abortions for women affected by harvey,0
"man robbed own grandmother, forced her to drink alcohol: police",0
watch: 'the huffpost show' sizzle reel,0
aides trying to talk trump out of sending associates to break into watergate office complex,1
the christian closet,0
"so you want to talk about ghost in the shell, the whitewashed edition?",0
5-year-old critics agree: movie 'cars' only gets better after 40th viewing,1
lea delaria can make you feel butch without all of the hard work,0
sen. mark warner warns trump: firing robert mueller would be a 'gross abuse of power',0
bible study group preparing for bible aptitude test,1
recreational-abortion enthusiasts applaud repeal of partial-birth ban,1
huffpost hill - house republicans vote unanimously to fight later,0
area man's hairstyle history eerily mirrors kevin bacon's,1
recently divorced 40-year-old struggling to navigate college dating scene,1
cancer walk goes under 15-straight miles of high tensile power lines,1
"nation tired of having to skim past headlines about apple, samsung lawsuit",1
"it doesn't look that cold out, reports man who doesn't have thermo-sensing eyes",1
"and now, the first picture from the 'gilmore girls' revival",0
powerful post reminds parents to enjoy the noise while they can,0
"new year, new caleb,' announces self-assured seventh-grader on first day of school",1
james clapper on donald trump: 'our institutions are under assault',0
how the grammys gloss over great indigenous music being made today,0
all flights grounded after faa officials suddenly realize that man was not meant to fly,1
thumbtack on carpet still at large,1
man listening to 'highway to hell' actually on parkway to waukegan,1
the obamas wrest presidential portraiture from its traditional (white) trappings,0
"international travel: opera, luxurious lodging and great food in venice, italy",0
ted cruz is trying and failing to weasel out of his obamacare duplicity,0
man given 3 months to live throws in one or two non-sexual things to do,1
woman in commercial doing yoga to narration of drug's fatal side effects,1
potential trump attorney general created a muslim registry during the bush administration,0
did president trump really say he may have taped director comey?,0
hillary clinton attempts to distance herself from the 'truly well off',0
ren & stimpy' creator accused of sexually abusing teen girls,0
americans aren't always as divided on gun control as it seems,0
gop senator: my family went from 'cotton to congress in a lifetime',0
"mitch mcconnell has hands, vocal cords removed to prevent self from holding hearing on scalia replacement",1
study reveals majority of suicides occur while trying to put fitted sheet on bed,1
social media etiquette for weddings,0
91-year-old woman an expert at outliving,1
how to make the most gorgeous summer dinner ever,0
thousands march in nyc to protest chokehold death,0
merkel: isis poses major risk to europe,0
rahm emanuel is andrew cuomo: hillary are you listening?,0
nissin introduces extra-large drum noodles,1
"bob iger: at disney, we live every day in terror that you'll turn on superhero movies",1
former blackwater guard sentenced to life in prison for baghdad shooting,0
poll workers overhear biden repeating phrase 'banged her' while reading names on ballot,1
report: bananas still most popular fruit for pretending to receive phone call,1
personal trainer impressed by man's improved excuses,1
glitch in country allows citizens to temporarily walk through tables,1
what older voters expect from donald trump,0
jam session interview: caroline dowd-higgins,0
republicans are killing this regulation in order to save it,0
this is the world in your voice.,0
man shares baklava with airline passengers who profiled him,0
searching for my identity and the right house,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 21,0
man floating in bubble rescued,0
report: 84% of americans currently contestants,1
ex-wall street banker convicted of giving his father insider tips,0
must-see tv' now enforced by law,1
world's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco,0
"black folks, let's talk about homophobia",0
conservatives revise history to discredit trump inauguration protesters,0
tiger always checked out of local zoo,1
updating the party: cuba's new (and not so new) leaders,0
what gets lost when a real murder becomes an entertainment craze,0
new england cod fishermen share coal miners' plight in this new documentary,0
valencia college mourns 7 of its students killed in pulse nightclub shooting,0
jay leno reconsiders retirement after georgia woman sets boyfriend's crotch on fire,1
8 healthy habits of couples who attend marriage therapy,0
jimmy carter mediating dispute between martin luther king jr.'s heirs,0
hear the siren from behind the fence,0
cost of freedom at all-time high,1
"group buys fishing net so others can't, will save up to 10,000 sharks",0
report: this movie old enough that they might have actually hurt dog,1
photos from 'ahs' set may help explain all those creepy blond children,0
boss wants to know if you can work late this year,1
"hmm, there may be a link between vaccines and political pandering",0
stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave,0
"women in business q&a: nawal motawi, motawi teleworks",0
"there should never be all-male panels, ubs exec says",0
great science fiction isn't just about facts. it's about imagination.,0
apple hard at work making iphone obsolete,1
pile of dirty clothes on bedroom floor starting to mix with pile of clean clothes on bedroom floor,1
jeb bush bungles several questions on first day back at home,1
lawn mower injured in rand paul attack returns to work,1
people are going nuts over disturbingly realistic penis lipsticks,0
coy 'dexter' producers hint at 'huge plot holes' in season finale,1
solange rocked her first 'snl' performance like the queen she is,0
progressive parents allow child to choose how he's ostracized by peers,1
gilmore girls' actors defend against critics who say revival is too mean,0
autonomy: the self-driving car and you,0
starcraft ii: legacy of the void' is coming in november,0
fiat chrysler to be hit with record $105 million fine over safety recalls,0
rural working-class archbishops come out in droves to welcome trump to vatican,1
"i'm trump all the way,' says man who will die from mishandling fireworks months before election",1
many senators developing simple tools for governing,1
switzerland at the geffen playhouse,0
steve bannon met with robert mueller's team for two days this week,0
woman sensitive about that thing on her face,1
convention crowd really hoping bill clinton breaks tension with joke about how terrible he looks,1
in search of the sea gypsies (photos),0
u.s. allies line up for exemptions from trump's tariffs,0
vladimir putin begins second term as whatever he is,1
"if men menstruated, would periods still be taboo?",0
how bill kristol briefly blew up the 2016 presidential race with a single tweet,0
mesmerizing deep ocean 'symphony' finally identified,0
area film buff wondering what pauline kael would say about cookie's fortune,1
report: majority of americans know which youtube clip they'll post following dustin hoffman's death,1
overburdened mental health providers thwart police push for drug treatment,0
parrot's previous owner obviously watched a lot of the price is right,1
banyan's breakfast smoothie,0
"president trump compliments kim jong un, makes case for north korean nukes",0
only remaining rhyme rapper can think of is 'cliff clavin',1
here's how you can help lgbt survivors of prison rape this holiday season,0
nation's stray dogs call for increased wino-vomit production,1
a defiant iran defies the un and international laws again,0
bbc upgrades flap to row,1
newsweek editors argue over what to make readers fear next,1
amazon fires warehouse worker who took unauthorized breath,1
virgin mary night-light stares accusingly as christian teen masturbates,1
these athletic turkey trotters prove thanksgiving isn't just about the food,0
nation on edge as court votes whether to legalize gay marriage now or in a few years,1
"nation tired of having to skim past headlines about apple, samsung lawsuit",1
biden hands out loose gt cola can to unexpected trick-or-treater,1
celebrities react to bastille day attack with powerful pleas to stop the killing,0
once-loyal enabler betrays man by suggesting therapy,1
area ladder never thought it would end up a bookcase,1
gulf of mexico inducted into opec,1
green bay taxi driver has seen whole heck of a lot,1
extinction labels' tell you how your food choices affect wildlife,0
this guy gave his girlfriend a mcnugget bouquet and we're lovin' it,0
why democrats would be smart to let donald trump put peter thiel on the supreme court,0
drunk pilot going to pull over onto cloud until he sobers up a little,1
obama peddling stimulus package door-to-door,1
"surprise, surprise: christopher nolan is not a fan of netflix",0
carmelo anthony randomly ran a mini-marathon mid-game,0
j.k. rowling reveals what her horcrux would be (if she had to make one),0
donald trump conveniently forgets the time he said more countries should have nukes,0
man reserving judgment on best actress nominees until looking at all 5 pictures,1
a conversation on getting dressed,0
chairman of house committee on homeland security wants to review trump's refugee order,0
"cheney to speak at republican convention from section 109, row 56, seat 3",1
want to live to 102? here's how.,0
3-day waiting period leads to far more feasible murder plot,1
captivating photos give a glimpse into the lives of military personnel,0
report: grandpa just walks like that now,1
"live from sundance: wednesday, jan. 28",0
desperate obama just wants to know who to give weapons to in order to stop isis,1
what's new on netflix in january 2016?,0
woman who hasn't bought anything recently wondering why she suddenly happy,1
trump administration: let states decide if health plans have enough doctors,0
elderly woman applying makeup most heartbreaking thing on earth,1
this initiative aims to give aspiring female filmmakers the chance to work,0
ex-iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad plans to run again,0
congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad,0
astoria characters: the charity stager,0
a message to my serbian friends in response to the incident in belgrade,0
largest ever all-female expedition sets sail for antarctica,0
my truth about being a black man and a black cop,0
cbs to retain les moonves' services in smaller sexual-predator-at-large role,1
mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on,1
pro wrestler's penis takedown just got bigger,0
united apologizes to passenger with cerebral palsy who had to crawl off plane,0
mark zuckerberg touts complete lack of cannibalism on facebook live so far,1
scientists working to harness energy produced by intense fracking debates,1
republicans address income inequality by offering middle class hot stock tip,1
mysteryland 2014 set times announced,0
man feeling guilty about chowing down at 9/11 museum café,1
why shopping doesn't solve problems in the fashion industry,0
report: universe to end next friday,1
is fatherhood in cheyenne jackson's future?,0
"as trump and north korea hurl threats, hawaii prepares for a nuclear attack",0
willow rented,1
dope cannabis lifestyle brand is unapologetically asian-american,0
republican presidential candidates to disclose bundlers for first time since 2008,0
fox news host bret baier admits clinton indictment report was a 'mistake',0
use of organic peanut butter adds two minutes to local man's life,1
the world's shark population is 'decimated' thanks to this soup,0
study: american intestinal bacteria most obese in world,1
"shit, guy in front of you ordering for entire construction crew",1
tesla's difficult month just got a little worse,0
new contraception law would require teenagers to consult with 3 different peers before selecting birth control method,1
the power of perspective,0
germany arrests three islamic state members connected to paris attacks,0
"someone in this room tonight will be murdered by an illegal immigrant,' announces trump just before lights go out",1
friendly cashier persona briefly dropped to address trainee,1
15 darling circle bags to complete your spring wardrobe,0
shaky ukrainian ceasefire largely holds,0
republicans and democrats have very different ideas about what saved a congressional ethics watchdog,0
supporters defend kirsten gillibrand after trump delivers 'sexist smear',0
2 guys do laundry for homeless to provide them dignity and clean socks,0
frustrated jesus christ forced to find 22nd vessel for reincarnation after death of charles manson,1
brain-dead americans defend brain-dead florida woman,1
a reset button,0
bill o'reilly tearfully packs up framed up-skirt photos from desk,1
local homemaker fights to overcome rubbermaid™ addiction,1
3-year-old pretending stuffed animals having big fight about accidental pregnancy,1
president obama and hillary clinton met for lunch at the white house,0
emma gonzalez: 'one of the biggest threats' to teens today 'is being shot',0
body language experts offer insight into meaning of marco rubio loudly sobbing throughout debate,1
chrissy teigen already gave out the cutest award of oscar night,0
santa anita racetrack officials award first place to jockey who dragged dead horse 30 yards over finish line,1
"republican party, average working joe bid one another adieu until 2012",1
net neutrality is not a leftist cause,0
copies of da vinci code litter crash site,1
phantom thread' wins academy award for best film you liked but probably wouldn't see again,1
onion employees return to mundane lives of writing game-changing news coverage read by billions across globe,1
black-ish' creator: i don't want to see 'forced diversity' in hollywood,0
navratri 2014: a hindu celebration of the mother goddess,0
u.n. peacekeepers pulled from bosnia to mow ted turner's lawn,1
van morrison removed from rock and roll hall of fame following allegations he bet on album sales,1
rest of evening spent declaring asshole not going to ruin evening,1
ozzy wins tickets to ozzfest,1
ted cruz probably can't save the gop establishment from donald trump,0
jeb bush: i embrace carbon reduction,0
bedtime story from fucking bible again,1
"paul ryan smiles, thumbs up way through question about specificity of tax plan",1
coast guard going to let stranded yacht owner sweat it out little more,1
dnc unveils clinton institute for campaign ethics reform in response to corruption allegations,1
"report: kanye west, bill gates, tom hanks all currently reading, enjoying this article",1
tomm lasorda to enjoy sensible dinner,1
you don't have to agree with donald trump to be upset about trade policy,0
"chaplains, counselors, pastors rush to help in san bernardino",0
novelty alarm clock not so funny at 7 a.m.,1
13 times celebrities got real about mental health,0
outback employees return from mandatory 6-month walkabout in australian wilderness,1
zac efron's younger brother also has ridiculous abs,0
obama already knows who he's going to tear apart in memoir,1
dhs: individual al-qaeda operative assigned to each american family,1
suburbanite saved from certain poisoning by brita filter,1
a quiet place' reclaims top spot at the box office,0
should you be debt-free before you retire?,0
geologists say continents may have drifted apart after emotional falling-out,1
st. christopher statue embedded in motorist's forehead,1
ryan seacrest catches up with 'captain phillips' star maersk alabama on red carpet,1
now is the time for resistance and sanctuary in our cities,0
british girl exotic enough,1
"report: hey, stephen tobolowsky is in this!",1
why i don't want to have it all,0
incredible 'business-man' has salary of 10 regular men,1
airasia search continues but bad weather drives back divers,0
pekingese really letting self go since winning westminster,1
yale humanists seek to unite new haven community with holiday obelisk,0
joe arpaio's family surprises him with detained hispanic motorist,1
richard simmons fighting for life in estrogen tent,1
"first he made movies about 'strong, feisty women.' now alexander payne tackles the 'white male schnook.'",0
experimental band theoretically good,1
elon football player demitri allison dies in 10-story fall,0
world war ii erupts: haunting color photos from 1939 poland,0
winners tie in scripps national spelling bee,0
"mccain stares at screen, attempts to write family christmas letter",1
get lucky now: 4 simple ways to jump start your successes in life,0
how bill kristol briefly blew up the 2016 presidential race with a single tweet,0
how model valerie ramsey is opening new worlds for older women,0
trump undercuts easy obamacare attack with dig about bill clinton's infidelities,0
several people injured in car incident near london museum,0
"if you want to understand the price of milk, think of it like gasoline",0
nbc cancels 'piven' after 5 seasons,1
why female police officers are increasingly speaking up about pregnancy discrimination,0
education for the world we want (part 2),0
man assumed celebrity sighting would do more for his career,1
the crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey,0
daring bush returns from egypt with crystal skull,1
ann coulter rejects rescheduling offer from uc berkeley,0
hillary clinton vs. herself,0
woman wonders whatever happened to those rainforests she gave $5 to save that one time,1
"rerun of $25,000 pyramid adjusted for inflation",1
scott walker is missing!,0
american torturing jobs increasingly outsourced,1
ja rule on fyre festival: 'not my fault',0
what aarp wants to hear most from the presidential candidates,0
learning to live with ulcerative colitis,0
alcohol only thing making operating heavy machinery bearable,1
army commander depressed after reading facebook comments on latest raid,1
amazing photos: ufos spotted above loch ness,0
converse high tops reveal tv character's eccentric personality,1
new vh1 show canceled for not being pathetic enough,1
"young democrats prefer bernie sanders, new poll finds",0
the scream' returns from two-year vacation relaxed,1
sudden computer restart vomits up bilious mess of unsaved documents on screen,1
new dating site matches users with partners they deserve,1
fashion industry declares hottest spring look is upbeat attitude,1
killer mike: 'uterus' comment was taken out of context,0
republicans still don't have the votes to replace obamacare,0
undercover agents talking to each other in 'under 12' chatroom,1
area woman always has something quirky to do,1
domino's surprises customer with nice steak dinner,1
black history month celebration honors how sharp african americans looked in old-timey clothes,1
oklahoma leaders claim teachers' strike betrays values of nation's 1914 founding by abraham lincoln and orville redenbacher,1
top climate change doubter didn't mention that oil companies were paying him,0
"reince priebus smiles, shakes head while flipping through old briefing on gop's plans for 2016",1
air traffic controller likes pattern he has going,1
ex-girlfriend flashback leaves man paralyzed in produce aisle,1
al jazeera america to shut down by end of april,0
"nasa receives info on jupiter's large helium deposits from juno probe's squeaky, high-pitched transmission",1
unclear if store called 'casa spazio' sells leather sofas or pizzas,1
bob dole makes car and driver 10 best list,1
congressional aides withholding sex until budget compromise is reached,1
how the washington nationals won over a young atlanta braves fan,0
report: fbi learns of plot to download old school,1
your career - paved road or tall grass?,0
digital trust foundation seeking proposals on digital abuse programs,0
jordan klepper destroys gop bill that sells 'good guy with a gun' myth,0
wall street executive telling friend how amazing it is to see clinton live,1
another pufferfish dies bitter and friendless,1
the woman who would be philadelphia's new mayor,0
"you are donald trump, 45th president of the united states,' trump reads from faded tattoo on wrist",1
churchgoing widows: what gets them hot?,1
"wildfires are the 'new reality' for california, gov. brown warns",0
bleary-eyed coworker up all night generating more work for you,1
coroner's report: john denver had sunshine on shoulders at time of crash,1
"spelling bee champion returns to school a hero, he imagines",1
acknowledge and move on,0
jenny beavan doesn't care if people didn't clap for her at the oscars,0
scientists identify possible cause of huge ice shelf collapse,0
personnel director really enjoyed meeting you,1
arkansas begins listing some same-sex parents on birth certificates,0
"the bachelor recapped by someone who has actually been to iowa, unlike any of the contestants",0
world bank poised to deny africa's indigenous peoples their rights,0
donald trump's ignorance extends to foreign affairs. that's a big problem.,0
kate middleton and the debilitating disease that leaves you feeling lost and alone,0
fred durst spray paints 'limp bizkit' on bridge,1
self-defense instructor keeps a couple of secrets to himself,1
bruce springsteen proves he's 'the boss' by signing boy's tardy note,0
75% of party trolley defaulting on student loans,1
study reveals that girls who play princess grow up with skewed perceptions of the role of modern monarchy in a democratic society,1
"new chrome extension blocks out names, photos of mass shooters",0
bush defends deny-side economics,1
"whoa, elsa might actually be the villain in 'frozen'",0
dad's tea party with 2-year-old basically sums up toddlers,0
drunk driver found hiding in nativity scene after crashing car: police,0
rolling stone' offering readers 3-month free trial period for buying company,1
listen to lana del rey's new single 'honeymoon',0
"clinton calls for big bucks, no whammys",1
5 ways to get more out of your classes this fall,0
how to cook eggs to reduce your risk of salmonella,0
tracy morgan remains in critical condition,0
women's strike a sobering reality check for subway masturbator,1
u.k. reality tv contestant fiercely shuts down co-stars' sexist comments,0
black men's sentences 20 percent longer than white men's for similar crimes,0
meryl streep weighs in on the 'are hot dogs sandwiches?' debate,0
lucky bastard gets to be in coma,1
12 comics to remind you that you're a flawed but amazing human being,0
nfl pregame ceremony honors retired 52-year-old cornerback as oldest living former player,1
son possibly made withdrawal with dead mom,0
none of area man's friends have ever seen him with shirt on,1
ukraine's prime minister yatseniuk resigns,0
6 diy stress hacks using what's in your closet,0
logan paul: 'i didn't realize people who commit suicide kill themselves',1
studio admits entire israeli-palestinian conflict just marketing campaign for 'you don't mess with the zohan' that got out of hand,1
six teenagers in britain suspected of killing polish man in hate crime,0
woman with six dogs resents non-dogs,1
the nypd has secretly been spying on cell phones since 2008,0
study finds humans crave sweet foods because they're weak—they're weak and they're small,1
bill nye slams cnn for putting climate change skeptic on earth day panel,0
the glory days: iv,0
savion glover taps his way out of another speeding ticket,1
five stupendous lies told by buglers for military intervention in syria,0
hurricane harvey and the failure of the free market,0
area woman said 'sorry' 118 times yesterday,1
mitt romney tweets he's not donald trump's secretary of state pick,0
"any song can be sad if it has sad memories attached to it,' report newly single sources",1
tv guide channel tops nielsens,1
islamophobe disappointed manhunt over before he even had chance to indiscriminately vilify all muslims,1
some of amazon's suitors have been burned before,0
child at 9/11 memorial service sternly reminded we are sad today,1
consumption of buncha crunch reverently paused during unsettling scenes of 'american sniper',1
donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge,0
"first nighter: musicals ""atomic,"" ""the mapmaker's opera,"" ""valueville""",0
report: mueller subpoenas pr executives linked to manafort,0
9/11 health program now officially on borrowed time,0
frontier airlines tells customers to just fucking deal with it,1
woman happy to have such good takeout places she can call when feeling low,1
john kasich is seemingly baffled by young women who get politics,0
mild sexual harassment ignored to save the hassle,1
chris christie admits he used birth control,0
aircraft laser strikes soar to all-time high,0
why employees should use collaboration tools at work,0
"sessions argues justice department will not be swayed by political considerations outside private prison lobbyists, wall street donors, anti-lgbt christian activists",1
boss came to work today dressed as guy who fires sean,1
out-of-control group yields little usable data,1
pope francis reverses position on capitalism after seeing wide variety of american oreos,1
clinton makes pact with savages,1
18 electric wedding kisses that will leave you weak in the knees,0
cellmate tired of suge knight's constant stories of '90s rap beefs,1
palestinians starting to play on less uneven playing field,0
fox news viewers really don't like lifelong republican robert mueller,0
"how trump really feels about queer people, explained in one sentence",0
cnn promises to maintain complete lack of editorial integrity despite at&t-time warner merger,1
area senior up for some boggle,1
kalamazoo shooting suspect switched cars amid rampage,0
cover author working on word-for-word remake of 'moby-dick',1
politico admits 'mistake' in sending dnc an article in advance,0
doug jones thanks child bride during victory speech,1
family wishes dad could find healthier way to express emotions than bursting into full-blown musical number,1
man allegedly kidnaps girl he met on 'disney fairies' website,0
frightened don jr. asks if he can sleep in dad's bed after bad dream about being indicted,1
the conservative reform movement's raging contradiction,0
third-grader watching another year of back to school commercials suddenly realizes he'll die one day,1
tea party congressman calls for tax breaks to put out raging wildfire in district,1
ed sheeran now has a massive lion tattoo on his chest (update),0
plows working around clock to keep new hampshire roads clear of campaign signs,1
"if you want to understand the price of milk, think of it like gasoline",0
alec baldwin's trump impression is apparently even better than we thought,0
police audio leaked in killing of unarmed black teen christian taylor,0
toenails regenerating,1
area grandparents still have no idea what grandson does for a living,1
new debate rules allow for one 15-second strangulation,1
10 things to keep in mind when telling your kids about the divorce,0
"relationship reaches point where breaking up, getting married would be equally huge hassle",1
abc corrects explosive michael flynn report that drove down stocks,0
beware intelligent men bearing caustic wits,0
miss israel's selfie with miss lebanon stirs up controversy,0
bradley cooper racks up staggering one oscar nominations,1
mind-body therapies to ease insomnia,0
gop senators who have condemned trump's attacks against the khans have one thing in common,0
"teary-eyed student loan officers proudly watch as $200,000 asset graduates from college",1
prosecutor in walter scott shooting rates 'zero with the black community',0
franz ferdinand frontman shot by gavrilo princip bassist,1
"north korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say",0
gymnast laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy win 'dancing with the stars',0
some guy who's not stephen colbert to deliver college's commencement speech,1
imaginary brain tumor spreading rapidly,1
praise tree-sus! man sees jesus in tree trunk (photo),0
yosemite national park completes construction on new 6-lane scenic driving trail,1
warranty outlasts company,1
your favorite 'drag race' queens are about to battle at a theater near you,0
"mobile app to revolutionize way users waste time, money",1
federal reserve cites healthy economy in decision to have baby,1
excited white house staffer sends parents 'new york times' article quoting her as anonymous source,1
black women are the embodiment of black glory,0
genetic experiment goes horribly right,1
realtor obligated to tell potential buyers about murder happening in basement,1
"lena dunham has a theory on why men, apparently, don't like serena williams and ronda rousey",0
trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about,0
north korea praises trump and urges us voters to reject 'dull hillary',0
man who skipped airport's moving walkway immediately realizes what an arrogant fool he's been,1
afghan warlord not sure which side he feels like helping today,1
scarface onesie social worker's first tip-off,1
9 things you're doing that drive your doctor crazy,0
bully tragically trusted to sign arm cast,1
"after boy is killed by gator at disney, his hometown unites to support family",0
"limbo for michael slager, ex-cop filmed shooting walter scott in the back",0
norad takes area vagina to femstat 3,1
dunkin' donuts signs 10-year partnership to be exclusive food vendor of united states,1
former trump ethics director calls arpaio pardon 'a harbinger of worse to come',0
mooney beats casey,0
the sad mother's ring,0
report: saying 'smells okay' precedes 85% of foodborne illnesses annually,1
the continued unravelling of the middle east: a deep dive into history,0
liquor commercial featuring dance party on pirate ship also includes important message about responsibility,1
friend's mom tearing it up on facebook,1
"mosul offensive going faster than planned, iraqi pm says",0
poll: 80% of americans would get in vehicle with stranger for chance at new life,1
the truth about generic vs. brand-name medications,0
variety of unsustainable business models make up extremely hip neighborhood,1
"supreme court leaves final decision on gay marriage in capable hands of texas, alabama, georgia",1
the effects of delaying puberty for trans youth,0
waiting for primary returns at a heroin anonymous meeting,0
ted cruz ties 'amnesty' for undocumented immigrants to nuclear weapons in iran,0
immigrant child still hoping to achieve american dream of better cage,1
queen victoria's secret:lifting the fig leaf,0
hate preachers on qatar campus: obama gives qatar undeserved a+ on fighting incitement,0
look: what it's like to race canoes in ny's hudson river,0
baby elephant gets (adorably) rescued from the mud,0
an oral history of 'an inconvenient truth',0
man not sure what to do about vet's request for dog-urine sample,1
"depot buys max,' nation's office-supply-loving teens text frantically to one another",1
senior citizens discuss merits of county-clerk candidates,1
3 simple steps to teaching your child the art of persistence,0
either jay leno a repeat or p. diddy got arrested again,1
dave ramsey's daughter reveals the biggest money lesson she learned from dad,0
report: some people actually very happy,1
graduation party more lucrative than planned future career,1
here's why french queer activists hung a banner against french president macron,0
samantha bee airs her first ever 'trump-positive' piece,0
biden's burden: loss pays another visit,0
a magical island: making the most of your novel's setting,0
"lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds",0
rumsfeld makes jerk-off motions as powell speaks at cabinet meeting,1
receipt brazenly placed in bag without permission,1
how to advance lgbt rights in red states,0
perverted measles virus exposes itself to playground full of children,1
brussels airport reopens 12 days after terrorist attacks,0
amanda peet was really excited about her husband's emmy win for 'game of thrones',0
fed-up employee just about 14 years away from walking out door,1
robert mueller dreading returning from 2-month european vacation to start russia investigation,1
taylor swift now dating suri cruise,1
changing the playlist in my head,0
oklahoma state penitentiary unveils new in-chamber entertainment system to keep inmates occupied during lethal injections,1
8 weird sleep positions couples know all too well,0
get clarity on what the future holds so you can go back to worrying about costume ideas.,1
freshness escaping from bag of peas,1
man sets unsustainable precedent of saying hello to coworker every morning,1
search for 'kick-ass shelves' continues,1
"your father died peacefully in his sleep,' assures hospice nurse who spent past 6 months watching man wither away in agony",1
it's a wonderful life' was almost too racy for theaters,0
jimmy fallon's #thereisaidit tweets reveal what you'd say if you were donald trump,0
george w and ron paul,0
"two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid",0
terrier bravely defends family from squeak,1
clinton gets full day's relief with one spray of flonase,1
mom just called to say hi and that she's very sad,1
death row inmate loses fight over kosher food,0
why 'death to america' isn't going to disappear overnight (but in the short term it doesn't matter),0
the fallacy of state-coerced marriage officiants: a primer from the military chaplaincy,0
california city elects dead man to office after bizarre campaign,0
to fathers everywhere: it doesn't take a cape to be a hero to your kids,0
gardner loves conservative radio shows but not town halls,0
north korea releases new paintings of healthy kim jong il,1
this is how the republican presidential candidates talk about women,0
james corden's double-quick recap of january 2018 is exhausting just to watch,0
sitcom resorts to wizard of oz-themed fantasy episode,1
amazing affleck brothers dazzle oscars audience with high-flying trapeze routine,1
black-ish' creator: i don't want to see 'forced diversity' in hollywood,0
withholding child abuse emails further damages tarnished telegraph,0
"yes, there is a right way to use technology",0
spider sitting on shower wall can't wait to see look on man's face,1
heroin addicts pressure president to stay course in afghanistan,1
is the two-state concept still alive in israel?,0
with friends like these: trump speaks among bigots who want lgbt people dead,0
the 9/11 flag from ground zero is missing,0
jailed al jazeera journalist released,0
astronomers predict giant asteroid will hit nation's theaters this summer,1
how using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change,0
second nintendo controller sits unused,1
house of cards' tweet about the comey testimony is spot on,0
tenants feel guilty asking elderly maintenance man to fix anything,1
peripheral acquaintance casually mentions she was molested,1
rotating knife vortex closed pending safety investigation,1
"unusually level-headed, charismatic lichen species named after obama",1
fred willard a huge hit at counseling session,1
half of morning run spent trying to change song on phone,1
"hillary clinton: 'when i was a child, most special interest groups wouldn't even consider donating large sums of money to a woman'",1
"after backlash, fema once again has puerto rico power, water stats on main website",0
picasso's 'guernica' triples in value after being autographed by the 1994 new york rangers,1
teens: are they laughing at you?,1
james corden battles neil patrick harris in aca-mazing broadway riff-off,0
number of songs gop candidates can use down to 4,1
freddie prinze jr. recovers,0
robin williams inflicted on holiday moviegoers for eighth straight year,1
open letter to all potential mayoral candidates (a response would be nice),0
fox news problem solvers in way over their heads,1
mayor daley's son appointed head of illinois nepotist party,1
pussy-hat-wearing jeff flake spotted protesting outside senate ahead of voting yes for kavanaugh,1
seek funding' step added to scientific method,1
peanut boss sentenced to 28 years for deadly salmonella outbreak,0
was there a villain in the 2014 election?,0
this is why so many boomers are delaying retirement,0
france launches new effort for middle east peace,0
world hunger: can new frito-lay zestitos solve the problem?,1
mark ruffalo in infinitely polar bear,0
new york's finest protect new york's richest,1
cousin of nba star dwyane wade killed in chicago shooting,0
the incredibly boring trait that all great leaders need,0
field-trip mishap fulfills child's wish to be oscar mayer wiener,1
what if no one travels anywhere ever again?' wonders panicked transportation secretary,1
how lupita nyong'o got the role of trevor noah's mom in upcoming movie,0
drake hasn't even opened his restaurant and already threw a party there,0
walking dead' actor daniel newman comes out on youtube,0
"ugh, this a place where bartenders wear bow tie",1
desperate pbs premieres nova: boobs a-bouncin',1
what warren harding can teach us about sex and foreign influence in american politics,0
college student wants people to eat chik-fil-a and ketchup off her body,0
arkansas executes first inmate in 12 years,0
marijuana warehouse found near police dog training center: cops,0
lesbian couple enjoys hot lesbian action,1
oddsmakers say oakland raiders a long shot to finish season,1
6 dead after plane crashes into maryland house,0
crimean voters excited to exercise democracy for last time,1
read the latest updates on the senate health care vote,0
woman shot by former boyfriend at chicago nordstrom store dies,0
"after criticism, uber adds wheelchair option in d.c.",0
bank patrons can expect same poor service after merger,1
look: world cup star attacked by giant bug,0
psychologists push for smartphone warning labels,0
immigration reform could swing two key races in colorado,0
mc serch updates list of gas-face recipients,1
sudden burst of confidence not sure where the hell it came from either,1
the importance of being collaborative,0
how real is 'marcomentum'?,0
ronald reagan endorses 'pill lady' for president,1
republicans condemn akin's comments as blemish on party's otherwise spotless women's rights record,1
a simple experiment in empathy,0
uninsured man hoping for gift card to local hospital for christmas,1
cafepress.com announces sweeping privacy changes after improperly sharing the t-shirt sizes of millions of americans,1
autoplaying video executes cunning ambush 45 seconds after opening page,1
samantha bee rounds up comedians for the ultimate roast of donald trump,0
trump fulfills campaign promise of pushing major immigration decision on someone else so he can watch tv,1
quiznos releases new 6-foot-long party man,1
area man determined to get money's worth from pay toilet,1
police in ferguson let high-profile journalists go while charging regular folks with crimes,0
area man proud he can still fit into car from high school,1
last-minute advice for parents paying for college - part i,0
"riotous, chanting iowa state fair crowd gathers for annual deep-frying of virgin",1
"canadian ice dancers make history, winning gold in pyeongchang",0
"10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong!",0
"norman lear, common, shonda rhimes to explore inequality in epix documentary series",0
men did most of the talking in 2016's super bowl commercials,0
what everyone should know about life with a brain injury,0
why the bachelor is scarily similar to the hunger games,0
who urges end to routine antibiotic use in farm animals to stem rise of superbugs,0
man deeply suspicious after insurer covers prescription without hassle,1
congress allocates $500 million for development of funkier bass lines,1
"new study finds 'the onion' has never been more popular, more beloved, or more respected",1
thursday's morning email: china fires diplomatic warning shots,0
newlywed britney spears hangs bloody sheet in window for reporters,1
cancerous tumor befriends small boy,1
hungover guillermo del toro panics after realizing he promised to write new movie for everyone at oscars after-party,1
man's unexpected reaction to teen who held him up at knifepoint retold in powerful video,0
doll real estate agent glosses over giant hinged opening in middle of house,1
mark twain's fascinating letter to walt whitman,0
first-grader given sticker for behavior during lockdown drill,1
burger king looks open,1
we need more college graduates,0
luxury-craving nation confidently squandering income at pre-2008 levels,1
songs that are always on in background expected to win big at grammys,1
ferguson on edge on first night with curfew,0
taylor swift now dating james holmes,1
fbi seizes massive anthrax stockpile,1
get lost in these seven cities,0
skeletons and ancient gold coins found during pompeii excavation,0
"asian tsunami, hurricane katrina, kashmir earthquake battle for natural disasty award",1
advertising manager working hard to teach son value of an impression,1
silicon valley startup seeks to change the way women flee tech industry,1
activist l.a. priest preaches religion of acceptance,0
"how our family affects our happiness, in one chart",0
fabled burger king employee places single onion ring in everyone's fries,1
obama finishes deal to get every american a free parrot,1
sexual 'fluidity' makes singer kacy hill feel 'like a woman',0
bill & melinda gates foundation announces new $17 billion initiative to eradicate all 3rd-world mac users by 2040,1
hollywood quietly shuts down after realizing that entertainment a delicate matter of subjective opinion,1
mapplethorpe' documentary directors reflect on the artist and their film,0
war criminal a grandpa,1
man celebrates raise company will eventually use to justify firing him,1
this comedian's parenting tweets are lol-worthy,0
michelle obama explains in no uncertain terms why she won't run for office,0
macklemore to fans: use music to resist trump,0
"leann rimes, those are some interesting pants",0
wisdom from a veteran advisor in family business,0
woman in kickboxing class can tell she's going to whine about how sore she is in the morning,1
"chelsea manning: to those who kept me alive all these years, thank you",0
staffers frantically trying to restore chaos to white house before trump returns from asia trip,1
bush asks advice for this friend of his who invaded iraq,1
area man foolishly entrusted with genetic code,1
"iraq militants strike air base, seize oilfields",0
the one company elon musk wants to keep independent,0
do you and your spouse both drink? why it could matter for marital bliss,0
dad finally found in front of tvs at sears,1
report: u.s. children lead world in hand-mouth coordination,1
sanders campaign headquarters smashed up by gang of pinkerton union busters,1
theory versus truth,0
white house: 'this is not the geologic era to debate gun control',1
keanu reeves recalls preparing for 'john wick 3' by acting in two previous 'john wick' films,1
"it's not too late to reverse the alarming trend of climate change,' scientists who know it's too late announce",1
to my muslim best friend,0
laverne cox taught the 'oitnb' cast a lot about trans issues,0
colgate unveils new dental grout to fill in gaps between teeth,1
child pleads case for why family rabbit should be named aunt susan,1
showoff pallbearer carries casket by himself,1
a different kind of mom,0
report: al-qaeda may be developing 'dirty soldier',1
queen elizabeth rushed to hospital for royal blood transfusion,1
cbs: l.a. doctors not some kind of joke,1
this dad just proved a sexist double standard without saying a word,0
calm sense of impending violence returns to middle east as ceasefire brokered,1
"assisted living center widower has eye on cute, hunched-forward little number",1
couple fucking at next table obviously on third date,1
the best flatirons for every price point,0
here's why you shouldn't take selfies with pythons,0
new york bans fracking after health report calls it unsafe,0
"turkish police raid isis safe houses, detain 22 islamic state suspects as death toll climbs",0
bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet,0
report: it a miracle nothing has punctured your eye yet,1
florida no longer has any active zika virus transmission zones,0
reedsburg chamber of commerce:'come grow with us',1
dea seizes half-built suspension bridge from bogotá to miami,1
"jury finds man guilty of murdering wife and children, but gets it",1
$20 bill slowly but surely wriggling free from back pocket,1
family cell-phone plan area family's closest bond,1
beautiful pregnancy time-lapse shows new mom and new nursery transform,0
my husband was living in the wrong body,0
"u.s. swimmers should be charged for false testimony, vandalism: brazil police",0
new study finds being on cover of 'people' magazine best predictor of revealing all,1
china discontinues state surveillance program after finally finding guy who drove into xi jinping's mailbox,1
"california bans pet shop sales of non-rescue cats, dogs and rabbits",0
"who's that woman dressed like bowie at the oscars? introducing, sandy powell.",0
magazine runs article about louis c.k.,1
porsha lands a new gig!,0
12 gift ideas for couples who don't take themselves too seriously,0
mccain blasts obama as out of touch in burma-shave-style billboard campaign,1
infants piling up at orphanage's old address,1
donald trump raises the stakes for a potential debate with bernie sanders,0
computer science in vietnam: counting down to the hour of code,0
hydraulic press crushes every ounce of cheer out of the holidays,0
seek funding' step added to scientific method,1
kremlin reports yeltsin in good health following burial,1
mitt romney: 'we've gotta rethink campaign finance',0
onion social embraces diversity by adding prophet mohammed emoji,1
"amid an industry boom, incarceration for weed still threatens black women",0
the importance of multidisciplinary eating disorders treatment,0
youngest sibling in family kind of thought mom would lose steam by now,1
california governor says mitch mcconnell's pro-coal effort 'borders on the immoral',0
this is not your grandma's first brexit,0
these kids' space-themed halloween costumes were out of this world,0
obama proposes tax increase on meanest 2% of population,1
where does chicago go after more than 750 homicides?,0
"trump promises u.s. will continue to recognize, preserve palestinians' historic refugee camps",1
khloe kardashian channels priscilla presley in insta pic,0
watermelon capital of world' claim goes unchallenged,1
the republican debate included lots of misleading claims,0
democrats force vote to keep net neutrality rules,0
ashley judd fires up women's march with stirring 'nasty woman' performance,0
obama: opinions of 'some adviser' are no reflection of affordable care act,0
you just have to get to know area jerk,1
women in tech: an interview with wendy lea,0
rumsfeld makes jerk-off motions as powell speaks at cabinet meeting,1
the next water crisis is looming — how can tech help?,0
metta world peace thinks that matt barnes fight factored into derek fisher's firing,0
"another noose found near d.c. museums, police say",0
where did my super cape go?,0
jeff flake knocks republicans for not standing up to birthers,0
u.s. ambassador to cambodia thinks diplomatic immunity covers what he just did,1
7 ridiculously easy ways to protect your bones at any age,0
watch skateboarder shred a downhill run at 70 mph,0
"cruz hits back at 'cronyist, washington cartel' iowa governor",0
3 tips for improving the productivity of your sales team,0
trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs,0
relationship at point where woman has to learn boyfriend's family's weird card games,1
dream team wins small soft drink,1
thousands protest in mexico one year after 43 students went missing,0
jennifer aniston takes rare selfie for the best possible reason,0
"ostrich-farm employee 'asking for it,' say witnesses",1
is the fda sleeping on the job when it comes to sleeping pills?,0
irs can't believe area man didn't get a raise last year,1
i'm going to keep smiling,0
parents reminisce to children about dating algorithm that brought them together,1
friends and family rally around kim kardashian on her birthday,0
death toll from powerful mexico earthquake rises to 91,0
signature dominates sympathy card,1
"indecency, politics and the fcc: a new round in the culture wars?",0
"at least 18 killed in large explosion in syria, war monitor says",0
struggling used bookstore has tried everything but organizing books by genre and author,1
breaking: aclu hard as a fucking rock right now,1
stop freaking out about cellulite: the simple question you didn't think to ask,0
report: election day most americans' only time in 2016 being in same room with person supporting other candidate,1
boy with autism reunites with college football player from viral lunch photo,0
mat kearney gets a 'second wind' with new album and tour,0
how to make salt-roasted fish with spicy orange salsa,0
is the stereotype that 'women can't be geniuses' causing gender gaps?,0
philanderer taken back,1
more signs of fuzzy math in the bernie sanders health plan,0
new 'wacky wipers' make driving in the rain fun,1
man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found,0
"for 'moonlight' director barry jenkins, seeing his diverse film win awards is 'beautiful'",0
spider eggs hatch in bush's brain,1
car rolls up to stoplight blasting google maps directions,1
responsible gym member makes sure to wipe down personal trainer after workout,1
airlines to congress: stop norwegian air!,0
"criminals prefer iphones because they're so secure, police say",0
man discovers huge cache of rare fossils while walking through natural history museum,1
fisherman's worst nightmare comes true,0
"cory booker, kamala harris, elizabeth warren assure dreamers they'll never stop fighting for the 2020 nomination",1
pfizer breaks psychological need to always seek fda's approval,1
empty inner tube ominously exits mouth of lazy river,1
family upgrades to shells & cheese,1
guidance counselor prefaces sat results by talking about test's flaws,1
9 senior white house staffers injured in collapse of overcrowded truman balcony,1
"#metoo, and it's time for change",0
queer teens take on tech,0
channing tatum's pet goat has died,0
nikki haley resigns to accept consulting role with afghan warlord,1
planned parenthood sues anti-abortion group behind undercover videos,0
l.a. adds high-speed chase lane to freeway,1
"rowdy, raunchy, jet-setting barbados can be more affordable than you might think",0
sonia sotomayor almost stopped pursuing a seat on the supreme court,0
cats getting drunk to 'blame it (on the alcohol)' is the only rehab you'll need today,0
"we're thankful for curvy models, curly hair and more!",0
single diner in empty restaurant asked to move to smaller table,1
new montana tourism campaign marketed toward urban bison,1
candy purchase puts yet more money in raisinets' bloated coffers,1
trump resigns from presidents local 150 in protest of unions,1
former trump advisor carter page found dumb in d.c. hotel room,1
poll: california narrows,0
band targeted in paris attacks makes emotional return to finish concert,0
ferocious rat refuses to let hungry snake steal rat pup,0
the trump administration's underrated threat to the irs,0
carly fiorina scores well on social media in face-off with trump,0
explained: why the rnc briefly tweeted about its new 'willie horton-style' ad,0
report: nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned ham and cheese sandwich,1
the end is not the means,0
matador fatally gored after he trips on cape in french bullring (warning: graphic video),0
sean spicer's voice immediately recognized by everyone else in 'halo 5' multiplayer lobby,1
craftsman confirms new hammer backwards-compatible with previous generation of nails,1
rosemary kowalski: imagining beauty,0
"the most problematic punctuation mark, explained",0
trump's 'woman card' remark drives $2.4 million in fundraising -- for hillary clinton,0
tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs,0
taylor swift wins video of the year for 'bad blood' at 2015 vmas,0
obama sleeping with louisville slugger under bed now,1
"in the weeks before trump takes office, obama's mad dash to save public lands",0
report: guy just put 10 bucks in jukebox,1
a gay couple opens up about building their beautiful family,0
watch this comedy editor hilariously mockument his return to standup,0
man having a great time will soon have to apologize to everyone,1
poll signals trouble for gop in blockading supreme court,0
area smoker one of america's top phlegm-producers,1
area mother doesn't see why thai people need to make food so spicy,1
bernie sanders clearly in pocket of high-rolling teacher who donated $300 to his campaign,1
"broken windows, broken trust",0
artist always carries around sketchbook in case he feels like making someone uncomfortable,1
area man could use the overtime anyway,1
depressed matt lauer up all night rewatching 8-second clip of career highlights,1
one judge's order for hate crime committers: read more books,0
senate rejects pipeline plan that would have created thousands of climate activist jobs,1
restaurant reacts perfectly to diners who were rude to employee with autism,0
nhl team makes stirring gesture to honor paris terror victims,0
inside facebook's plan to build an artificial brain,0
nato airstrike destroys key taliban day care center,1
the magic of today's new unicorn leader,0
trump administration launches human rights investigation into senate's harsh treatment of mohammad bin salman,1
once homeless student who worked 4 jobs to support family graduates college,0
"more than 250 new emoji to be released, and we have the list",0
lindsey graham stays up all night running campaign ideas by toll-free telephone operator,1
what it's like to date when you're a poet,0
60 journalists killed in 2014 as targeting of international press rises,0
studio audience wants show to be over,1
new arrivals consult wise couple who have been at resort for 3 days already,1
migrant women sentenced for having unmarried sex in qatar,0
democratic senators urge justice department leadership to protect robert mueller,0
my picks for gospel winners at the grammys,0
"cosmopolitan releases 40-year compendium: 812,683 ways to please your man",1
cnn's charlottesville coverage shows its deep bench of pro-trump pundits,0
"doctors are getting more engaged in the gun violence debate, but it's not rocket science",0
trevor noah compares trump surrogates to bizarre cirque du soleil,0
world cup boosts iran's image and highlights political sports battles,0
13 billboards call out how much money politicians got from the nra,0
how to rediscover your passion for reading,0
derek jeter reportedly ready to make a life-changing move,0
18 things that whisk us back to the summers of our youth,0
"ira, hamas sweep 1990 bombie awards",1
"brother, sister talk on phone to make mom happy",1
"per tradition, ex-presidents watch obamas christen white house bed",1
fugoo speaker review,0
real life magic school bus flies through human body,1
don't rely on your fitness tracker to lose weight,0
chris christie: trump's waffling on his signature issue shows he's presidential,0
comeback much harsher than insult,1
republicans give in right before obamacare would have been repealed,1
these muslim teens just went to their first women's march. they could have led it.,0
report: economy must be doing pretty well if entire season of 'bones' online for free,1
trump celebrates national parks — after proposing to slash their funding,0
report: gap wider than ever between ultra-rich and reality,1
troubling report finds millions of americans forced to make ends meet by getting up and going to work every day,1
"police officer doesn't see a difference between black, light-skinned black suspects",1
ambitious social media startup has long-term 3-month plan for company,1
two very different closets: my life as the gay daughter of a u.s. spy,0
chuck schumer condemns mitch mcconnell for being way better at this than him,1
it's already looking like trump vs. clinton in this swing virginia county,0
cory booker pumps brakes on trump impeachment talk,0
"teens throwing rocks at overgrown, long-vacant supreme court seat",1
"increasing number of couples now using surrogates to have, raise baby",1
flood of cheap afghan heroin to arrive just in time for recession,1
simon helberg arrives at screen actors guild awards with 'refugees welcome' sign,0
trump's budget is a death sentence for the als community,0
"move over 'hamilton,' d.c. just debuted 'trump'",0
recently uncovered passage from book of revelation shows that prophet foresaw 'violent reign of red-headed boy-king',1
coworker's girlfriend not as pretty as expected,1
hannibal buress arrested for disorderly intoxication in miami,0
authorities not even going to bother looking for motive behind oregon shooting,1
deputy interior secretary met with lobbyist for a casino his former firm also represents,0
"up to 50,000 cases of cholera expected in somalia by this summer: who",0
diabetes rate in the u.s. may be leveling off,0
giant murals disappear with the tides because nothing lasts forever,0
hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign,1
sole bar of soap makes circuit from sink to shower,1
trump is setting the stage to fire mueller,0
why companies shouldn't hide the financial risks of climate change,0
kevin spacey should host the oscars!,0
ivy-covered home like that on inside too,1
slightest amount of physical contact apologized for,1
"human feet originally used for walking, anthropologists report",1
trump administration refusing to disclose names of white house diamond elite members,1
man derives depressing amount of pride from hometown burger chain,1
child soldier promoted to child private 1st class,1
who got next: creating pipelines for girls of color to be on the ballot,0
leonardo dicaprio hangs with elephant posse to help save endangered species,0
president trump's iran deal message to north korea: do not trust washington,0
area article nauseous from constant scrolling,1
top democrat pushes back on expanding obama's trade powers,0
mortician who inspired 'bernie' movie sent back to prison for widow's murder,0
the most beautiful acceptance speech this week came from a queer korean,0
mom of transgender teen describes her experience as a gift,0
trump supporters organize their own rallies across the country,0
spring has sprung in the arctic ... but it's way too early for it,0
gop voters will probably support anyone their party nominates,0
10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light,0
john boehner to paul ryan: 'i was once young and beautiful too',1
white nationalists have been saying 'diversity is not our strength' for years,0
father of parkland victim creates powerful mural honoring son and 16 others killed,0
25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom,0
defensive clinton campaign releases new 'who are you to judge me?' ad,1
poll: 89% of americans believe obama has failed to bring america closer to celestial utopia of endless pleasure,1
lin-manuel miranda freestyles about life's most annoying minor inconveniences on 'ellen',0
new harry potter film turns children on to magic of not reading,1
report: nation's concept of breakfast rapidly deteriorating,1
"trump hotels buck industry trend, continue to offer guests porn",0
wednesday's morning email: republicans on cusp of passing tax giveaway,0
gay comptroller tired of being referred to as 'that gay comptroller',1
ben affleck makes first public appearance since split with jennifer garner,0
robbie knievel jumps entire generation's awareness,1
suspect spills beans about planned burglary in mistaken 911 call,0
anne hathaway takes a cue from emma stone & andrew garfield,0
8 common habits that are completely killing the chances of living out your dream,0
give me your dreamers that are searching for purpose,0
gop sen. jeff flake comes out and says it: 'my party might not deserve to lead',0
elizabeth warren reams gop: 'the system is rigged' against americans,0
"man given points for trying increases total trying points to 643,457",1
former chesapeake ceo mcclendon indicted on conspiracy charges,0
steven spielberg bashes virtual reality at cannes,0
astronomers just going to go ahead and say dark matter nitrogen,1
what i learned about my career from leading a double life,0
the excruciating worth of criticism,0
font too small,1
cannibal corpse blasting from papal apartment window,1
brief moment of lucidity called panic attack,1
this project is shutting down ocd stereotypes in a beautiful way,0
corn added to list of items that upset grandma's stomach,1
what might have been in 2017 had hillary clinton won,0
"nader supporters blame electoral defeat on bush, kerry",1
who declares ebola outbreak after democratic republic of the congo confirms 2 cases,0
"bloodied, bruised john kerry emerges victorious at kickboxing tournament in bangkok prison",1
prince harry gets old suit tailored to wear to wedding,1
stephen colbert takes out a 'for your consideration' ad for trump's fake news awards,0
james franco skips award ceremony after sexual misconduct accusations,0
the red sweaters you need to look like national treasure kenneth bone,0
the apple watch: changing the face of time,0
the intervention of richard spencer and the alt-right,0
republican platform falsely says planned parenthood sells baby parts,0
lakers fan is like 'screw this' and puts on a warriors jersey mid-game,0
game of thrones' fans now just hoping george r.r. martin dies soon so estate can release whatever he's already written,1
straight outta compton' hits top of the box office on opening weekend,0
11 miserable situations parents know all too well,0
man wishes women in crowded bar would let him read jane austen novel in peace,1
what's it like making a terrence malick movie? we asked 'knight of cups' star freida pinto,0
from the other side; an honest review from employees,0
police outside convention hoping for opportunity to take swing at george washington impersonator,1
tennessee senate passes a bill to erect a memorial to 'victims of abortion',0
on losing my first friend,0
"100% of teenagers huge fucking assholes,' confirms study by sobbing, red-faced scientists",1
lucid dreaming: new horizons for research,0
man psyches self out during selection of ice-cream flavor,1
alec confidential: inside the secretive group's annual conference,0
conference call going awesome,1
"once mighty super bowl commercial now sad, pathetic 'price is right' commercial",1
long wait for big toenail to fall off nearly over,1
44 suspicious packages detonated under white house christmas tree,1
choose gratitude or anger: a 3-part test (if you dare),0
beverly whipple: unsung hero of women's rights,0
the 2016 'dumbing down' of america,0
nuclear-bomb instructions found in pentagon,1
bombing in syria's ghouta won't let up long enough for rescuers to count bodies,0
kentucky clerk: it's 'impossible' for me to marry gay couples,0
"leonardo dicaprio morphs back into hairy, overweight iowan after finally receiving oscar",1
sarah byrne's gps guide for happiness,0
fbi chief releases composite sketch of dream house,1
alarming study finds 60% of americans don't know where their next value meal going to come from,1
pope admits he made 'serious errors' in handling chile sex abuse allegations,0
sunday roundup,0
"new study finds staring out from balcony with best friends strongest indicator that this your city, your time",1
ken lay's corpse sentenced to prison,1
writer calls on women of color 'to divest from lena dunham' after controversy,0
watch now: oprah interviews arianna,0
headline with words 'hiv baby' in it somehow turns out okay,1
meghan heffern of the cw's backpackers is a mickey mouse fan,0
25-year-old mayor wanted for running her town with whatsapp,0
mafia breaks off diplomatic relations with cia,1
"pope francis says his time as pope will be short, misses pizza",0
this tiny florida island village is pulling together in irma's aftermath,0
jeb bush campaign kicks off 3-state farewell tour with iowa town hall meeting,1
divorced father buys string cheese to make coming to his place fun,1
"the investigation ends now,' growls shadow counsel holding mueller by throat at top of washington monument",1
rex tillerson blindsided by news he still works for state department,1
mcdonald's prints calorie count right onto meat,1
how to dress like an nfl superfan and still look good,0
domestic violence still not grounds for divorce in mississippi,0
2 men indicted in bacon vandalism at islamic center,0
woman says al franken groped her during 2010 photo op,0
tea-party host struggling to keep conversation going,1
expert: connecticut schools should have unarmed guards to prevent shootings,0
2-hour meeting spent thinking up hashtag absolutely nobody on planet earth will ever use,1
pat toomey doesn't get it,0
aides gently remind hillary clinton not to refer to opponents as 'obstacles to greatness',1
expert conversation: 'the right to luxury could constitute a legitimate claim',0
scarlett johansson's baby looks 'completely different' from what she'd imagined,0
family comforted by thought that man's death will prevent others from climbing war memorial to pretend to fuck horse,1
new restaurant specializes in trendy japanese-japanese fusion cuisine,1
trump responds to supreme court abortion ruling,0
new york introduces shoe-sharing program for city's pedestrians,1
ray lamontagne wants you to listen to his new album on vinyl,0
real-life family feud offers no fabulous cash prizes,1
researchers discover new source of airborne antibiotic-resistant bacteria,0
finding the answer that's been there all along: how to discover the direction with wings,0
russian president: saber-rattling is counterproductive with north korea. it's impossible to scare them.,0
"palin unveils 9/11 firefighter cousin, reformed lesbian niece, naturalized mexican half brother",1
the republican tax plans are all basically insane,0
nation not sure what signals it gave off to make candidates think it would be into them,1
viral tweet compares love to the feeling you get when you realize your dress has pockets,0
obama resigns from presidency after michelle lands dream job in seattle,1
what it means to survive a hurricane,0
watch how mountains of trash spread across the u.s. over 100 years,0
the fast food items not even gwyneth paltrow can resist,0
george foreman grill retires to promote own grill,1
you should love beyonce!,0
santa fe resident pretty kokopellied out,1
white house says it can't pardon steven avery of 'making a murderer',0
"dr. king died fighting for economic justice. nearly half a century later, we continue his fight.",0
stephen king rips donald trump in his scariest horror story yet,0
6 things you need to know about the nation's strictest medical weed law,0
all-beef patty 70 percent beef,1
car rolls up to stoplight blasting google maps directions,1
creating is a drug,0
"trump tells 57,000 honduran immigrants to leave or risk deportation",0
the inside scoop on fall's must-see movies,0
how have fame and fortune shaped the business of being an artist?,0
milla jovovich inducted into basic cable hall of fame,1
"puzzled nation can remember name ferguson, but not sure from where",1
lifelong boise resident realizes he's never been to morrison knudsen nature center,1
smooth operator also forklift operator,1
a starry night of gershwin by the philadelphians,0
group of christie campaign deserters found in forest,1
sean spicer uses san bernardino shooting to justify banning 220 million people,0
kids sue the government for not protecting them from climate change,0
god called me here': meet the people of little rock,0
10 tools for parents that should have been invented already,0
posthumously recorded bob dylan album receives rave reviews,1
doctor weirded out by patient she just met providing every lurid detail of medical history,1
roy moore retires from politics to spend more quality time with someone's kid,1
report: decision to read this headline has erased future daughter 'emily' in all possible timelines,1
here's proof 'doing what you love' pays off,0
emily's list makes its first 2018 house race pick,0
alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck,0
dad suggests arriving at airport 14 hours early,1
4 salads that will make you crave kale,0
apple announces plans for new ipad with extra storage drawer,1
state department official: 'it's going to take years' to defeat the islamic state,0
even americans who favor gun control aren't very optimistic about it,0
town proud of water tower,1
10 american facts you can use to ruin any july 4 party,0
people sick of 'thoughts and prayers' demand action after florida school shooting,0
man not sure why girlfriend having him hang cluster of empty picture frames but willing to go with it,1
"spring must-haves for cool, curvy girls",0
teen study bible found to increase fun of religion by .03%,1
report: 92% of americans would have gotten over ex by now,1
failure is an essential element of success,0
retired pope benedict pledges to donate soul for ecclesiastic research,1
these newlyweds have god-like locks and the internet is living for it,0
"defiant milosevic eats big, sloppy sandwich during trial",1
live in the vineyard selects artists with a key ingredient: a big heart,0
governor pardons self for living,1
houses of worship explore creative designs to serve people with disabilities,0
woman who doesn't use facebook completely out of touch with friends' prejudices,1
history buff can really relate to millard fillmore,1
the 5 things about clothing you don't need to tell older women,0
waitress who took over at table just doesn't have same spark as richard,1
anheuser-busch delivers a bunch of beer in a self-driving truck,0
frustrated debate moderator reminds audience to refrain from john kasich chants while other candidates speaking,1
the revolution at colonial williamsburg,0
college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed,1
south korea's ousted leader arrested on bribery charges,0
"the president can suck my big fat dick,' says rex tillerson in veiled attack on trump",1
kate mara's angelic emmy dress nails it,0
the restrictions journalists agreed to in order to attend the koch brothers' conference,0
"agile, dynamic company able to respond to any challenge by laying off half of staff",1
local dullard opts for vocational school,1
shocking gun ad by georgia gubernatorial candidate brian kemp backfires,0
these drag superstars are searching for the world's first drag supermonster,0
mars and venus in mental health,0
gay man unaware he focus of thousands of prayers,1
the 4 types of bosses… and how to manage up to them,0
confused firefighters fail to rescue child wearing firefighter costume,1
romney campaign releases new picture of candidate standing in situation room during bin laden raid,1
boardroom hokey pokey: that dance that women do,0
ted cruz opens up to town hall audience about early days as larva feeding on porcupine carcass,1
mars probe destroyed by orbiting spielberg-gates space palace,1
epa warns americans not to breathe,1
mad men' actor wants mississippi to find hope in his wedding,0
bakery owner vows to stop making wedding cakes altogether after pro-gay court ruling,0
guantánamo prisoners released into cheering dnc crowd,1
cloned cheney lacks charm of original,1
comey bolsters case for obstruction of justice by trump,0
perfect gift for boring asshole found at crate & barrel,1
passengers freed from hijacked plane that landed in malta,0
"report: more women choosing to freeze their eggs until age when sudden, unexplained mass infertility places society on verge of collapse",1
u.s. assures hong kong that their protest just one of many issues white house staying silent on,1
these senators somehow trust donald trump with the nuclear codes,0
4 ways the state of the union got stronger under obama,0
walking dead' writers regret naming every single character 'rick',1
santa fe high schoolers held gun violence protest 1 month before shooting,0
new beatles box set features 172 unreleased songs about wanting to hold hands,1
"charlize theron once invited president obama to a strip club, as one does",0
study finds average american hopes no one saw that 12 times per day,1
stomach sets aside synthetic additives until it has a few minutes to figure out how to digest them,1
struggling american airlines to shutter air passenger service to focus on 'american way' magazine,1
5 of the most interesting restaurants in the world,0
evidence linking alleged florida shooter to white supremacist group is really thin,0
jonah lehrer working on book about neuroscience behind why we falsify quotes,1
police officer goes extra mile for kid whose elf on the shelf got stolen,0
how 2016 fashion week is already more inclusive than usual,0
"pete rose, the st. louis cardinals and the need for consistent mlb ethics policies",0
kc masterpiece ceo warns against society's increasing reliance on a1,1
syria misses another chemical weapons benchmark despite 'significant progress',0
police escape charges in 96 percent of civil rights cases: report,0
watch a comedian mow down every stupid gun rights argument you've ever heard,0
epa promotes pulsating black sludge to deputy director,1
dolby theatre usher throws out matt damon for attempting to film oscars with camcorder,1
first-grade teacher apprehends urinator,1
several women accuse progressive media executive don hazen of sexual harassment,0
world-weary man bitterly rents mercury rising,1
how pluto got its giant frozen heart,0
"trump relaxes after debate by slipping back into nice, warm personal reality",1
why taking a risk is a must for creativity,0
trinidad and tobago issues commemorative leonardo dicaprio postage stamp,1
spain's state prosecutor calls for charges against catalan leaders,0
woman launches into 4-minute self-deprecating preamble before speaking mind,1
bus-stop ad has more legal protections than average citizen,1
bernie sanders holds back tears as brother memorializes their parents during dnc vote,0
neil gorsuch sworn in as america's 113th supreme court justice,0
first baby of 2010 finally born,1
study finds americans lead world in ability to justify unnecessary purchases,1
visit home reveals parents currently watching previously undiscovered game show,1
"ariana grande, demi lovato, and selena gomez have a twitter love fest",0
"eric trump scolds father that he mustn't inquire about the businesses, for he's sworn not to tell",1
"cultivating the 4 c's of mindfulness for greater peace, poise and personal power",0
woman 'dragged' from west virginia hearing after listing lawmakers' oil and gas donors,0
chelsea manning and the brutality of transphobia in america,0
usps unveils new line of commemorative prince-inspired postal workers,1
"houseguest given entire rundown on input 1, input 2",1
frankie grande pays the 'indoor boys' a surprise visit,0
chris pratt is incredibly groot at prank calls,0
frustrated man forced to agree with dumbass political cartoon of statue of liberty hugging immigrants,1
silvio berlusconi gets penis stuck in wine bottle stuck in prostitute,1
"trump calls black supporter 'thug,' throws him out of rally",0
monument designer to see if some other country wants to buy rejected war memorial,1
here's some new gay slang and terminology to brighten your sunday,0
everyone on defense team an equally matched romantic interest for member of prosecution,1
obesity: an individualized approach doubles the success rate of weight loss therapy,0
experts warn climate change will increase incidences of stepping into puddle and getting whole goddamn foot soaking wet,1
incredible new year's celebrations around the world,0
bathroom too disgusting to shit in,1
baseball season rumored to be underway,1
"dear rolling stone, not all canadians are in love with justin trudeau",0
"instead of arresting panhandlers, albuquerque's giving them jobs",0
horatio sanz sweeps latin emmys,1
watch: jay carney's most epic clashes with reporters,0
watch weightlifter celebrate olympic bronze with an epic backflip,0
to the mother that told her son this...,0
friday talking points -- new speaker's speaking problem,0
"jimmy kimmel can't soften daca opponents, even with a cute baby",0
light playing beautifully off eric trump's gums at inaugural ball,1
"sex abuse survivor quits pope's commission, citing 'shameful' resistance",0
catholic parish divided over priest's decision to ban married gay couple from receiving communion,0
paris hilton impersonates kim kardashian for kanye west fashion line,0
united airlines updates policy on allowing dogfights in passenger cabin,1
automated teller has more personality than human teller,1
"as trump kills daca, bannon's breitbart celebrates a major policy win",0
john kelly resigns in last-ditch effort to save his and trump's friendship,1
clinton vetoes 'stab clinton' bill,1
gop congressman turns science committee into platform for his own anti-science views,0
obama downplays fears after supreme court blocks key climate action,0
"as american cities grow, new urbanism must be inclusive",0
biggest guy in prison tired of every new inmate beating shit out of him on their first day,1
"ad campaign appeals to young, hip, influenced-by-ad-campaigns demographic",1
black athletes don't work on a plantation,0
report: u.s. must reduce dependence on foreign turmoil,1
americans say the white house is creating more problems than it solves,0
"sex-positive artist marilyn minter celebrates glam, glitter and gunk",0
lindsay lohan's rehab stint off to great start—and she's gone,1
newlywed couple looks so deeply in debt,1
another friends star to appear in another big-screen bomb,1
a writer's guide to being a writer 6: the influencer - the loudest voice in the room,0
bush puts national guard in charge of public relations,1
busy executive has to take this call girl,1
"mother given gift basket of soaps, bubble bath hopefully takes hint that she smells like shit",1
bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally,1
stumbling drunk chuck grassley warns kavanaugh accuser she can testify all she wants but no one's going to believe her,1
the secret to successful co-parenting over the holidays,0
swans in committed relationship barely ever arch necks into heart shape anymore,1
the trailer for netflix's 'richie rich' reboot is here,0
ben stiller peels banana with own feet,1
cheering crowd actually trying to get attention of guy behind iron maiden,1
fork manufacturer introduces fifth tine to accommodate growing american mouthfuls,1
panicking romney attempts to lay off debate moderator,1
alan turing and the five sigma theory of progress,0
hellmann's heir's conduct unbefitting a mayonnaise magnate,1
vince gilligan's brain spoils final season of 'breaking bad' for vince gilligan,1
"5 extreme things the common core has done to children in the past 5 years, according to opponents",0
"donald trump supports using federal funds to fix states' bridges and roads, elaine chao says",0
was there a villain in the 2014 election?,0
elderly couple dresses up for trip to denny's,1
fire island is oasis for queer creatives,0
did ernest hemingway have an affair with his sister-in-law?,0
coworker hastily leaves break room to avoid 'here comes the boom' spoilers,1
mccain refusing to tell voters what's in box unless elected,1
disembodied voice in elevator wants to know way to san jose,1
here's how much betsy devos and her family spent to back the gop senators who confirmed her,0
the campaign finance game,0
dad shoots daughter while teaching her about gun safety,0
dodgers co-owner magic johnson goes bonkers watching team romp to world series,0
the biggest celebrity fails of 2015,0
diego luna talks filming his first sex scene before he ever had sex,0
10 stress-free suppers for the entire family,0
why going abroad isn't always rainbows and butterflies,0
thom yorke admits vast majority of musical output fueled by constant fear of being one-upped by coldplay,1
three jews visit scandinavia,0
jpmorgan chase hit with multi-million dollar fine for shady investment advice,0
arby's releases barbara bush tribute edition curly fries,1
windows opened on both coasts in effort to create transcontinental cross-breeze,1
mitch mcconnell feeling emasculated by wife who makes more illicit money than him,1
the food movement dilemma: affordable to all,0
coworker obsessively checks e-mail every couple of minutes,1
kirsten dunst opens up about the life of a child star,0
watch: amazing paper airplane toss hits soccer player,0
vogue' assistant photo editor tasked with airbrushing out all of amy adams' swastika tattoos,1
10 small-space lifesavers,0
huckabee earns nickel for presidential campaign by painting old widow's picket fence,1
kitchen staff warned not to make fun of regional manager,1
nation's legislators resume unfettered whoring,1
the enigmatic art of josef koudelka,0
panama papers include dozens of americans tied to fraud and financial misconduct,0
the rise and fall of an algerian tycoon,0
claire danes fantasized about,1
a meditation a day keeps the money fears away,0
nate silver ages 40 years after accidentally using polling projection model on self,1
running shoes used mainly for computer programming,1
bill maher: democrats must ditch pet causes to stop 'infection' of trump,0
"blue-collar democrats to party: it's still the economy, stupid",0
stuntin' is a habit: 'atlanta' shows us that white notions of success will never work for black people,0
los angeles on high alert as lapd back on regular duty,1
study: 74% of home contractors end up accidentally walling themselves in during housing construction,1
bear emerges from hibernation refreshed and ready to kill,1
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
same jumbotron used for marriage proposal used to ask for divorce,1
peter o'toole objects to being in oscar death montage,1
hollywood screenwriter says depiction of gay men in films is 'horrible',0
bid on your airline seat the next time you fly,0
this gay couple shares the beautiful story of how their family formed,0
investigating abuses at unlicensed religious homes for troubled kids,0
nation's flag nerds anxiously watching d.c. statehood push,1
the homemade chicken tenders recipe you can't mess up,0
nation unable to recall if trump said he'd personally fund abortion bombings or if that just sounds right,1
very specific food pyramid recommends two to three shrimp scampis per year,1
missing children's day: let's bring them all home,0
marco rubio wins puerto rico primary,0
monica lewinsky: 'i'm not alone anymore' thanks to the me too movement,0
area woman encouraged by sight of other woman drinking beer alone at airport bar,1
caricaturist's self-portrait extremely forgiving,1
"4 copy editors killed in ongoing ap style, chicago manual gang violence",1
how blaming “many sides” hurts our children,0
screaming japanese schoolgirls overturn greenspan's bus,1
house haunted by elks club members,1
sharon stone auctioned off to german conglomerate,1
jwoww fires back about accusations she knowingly drank while pregnant,0
"guys, someone edited chris farley into the 'mission: impossible' trailer",0
the rock for president? dwayne johnson now 'seriously considering' a run,0
nation's prospective college applicants go straight to princeton review's 'best college radio station' rankings,1
texas bill would allow obs to withhold information from pregnant women,0
"area man to ask his doctor about xenical, propecia, claritin, paxil, drixoral, lipitor, tavist-d",1
photo of meghan markle's dad could offer a big clue about the royal wedding,0
billionaire reading name in panama papers totally forgot he even had funds in seychelles,1
obama again extends troop presence in afghanistan,0
study finds girls go through manga phase earlier than boys,1
study finds you irrelevant to success or failure of bollywood film 'zanjeer',1
two hipsters angrily call each other 'hipster',1
vacationing secretary of homeland security asks neighbor to keep eye on nation over weekend,1
forgiveness for mother and child,0
"struggling mom puts camper on sale to buy gifts, facebook responds with presents",0
why a pub at st. mary's university?,0
area woman didn't say that; you said that,1
parade of interchangeable starlets delights u.s. populace,1
"it's 2018, so of course merriam-webster added 'dumpster fire' to its dictionary",0
the sound of president trump's silence,0
just a friendly and wildly hot reminder that oscar isaac is playing hamlet,0
the wiz live!' brings the best of black excellence to tv,0
fugoo speaker review,0
eurostar to start offering direct trips between london and amsterdam,0
"martha the mastiff, 'world's ugliest dog,' is droopy, gassy and gorgeous",0
severe allergic reaction causes florida to swell up to twice normal size,1
kerry washington just summed up what we're all thinking about mental health,0
study: american intestinal bacteria most obese in world,1
the big smooch: start the new year with a movie kiss,0
winning lottery numbers so obvious in hindsight,1
"as lebanon, jordan, tunisia end 'marry-your-rapist' laws, where next?",0
donald trump concedes he's 'not at all presidential' as he slams michael moore play,0
collapsed mine used as excuse to stall coal extraction,1
secretary of the interior meekly asks if there anything she can do to help stop isis,1
remembering lynn walker huntley,0
coloradans who deregistered after trump request for voter data aren't signing up again,0
news of jenna elfman sitcom sends herd of buffalo into wild stampede,1
transition team assures public trump has too many conflicts of interest to favor any specific one,1
"9,000 animals rescued from 'worst torture operation' in the u.s.",0
weakling president asks imaginary man in sky to bless nation,1
area dad points out place that has great reuben sandwiches,1
14 things 'parks & recreation' taught us about food,0
nina dobrev writes heart-wrenching goodbye from 'vampire diaries' set,0
"alan alda realizes it's less important than what's going on, but wonders if people know he's getting sag life achievement award",1
pizza rat has returned. or has he?,0
south korea to hold presidential election in may to replace impeached leader park geun-hye,0
"we just can't back donald trump, 30 former gop lawmakers say in letter",0
poll: 68% of americans believe lee harvey oswald acted like asshole,1
donald trump sends his very first fundraising email amid campaign money woes,0
londoners 2 percent less polite about terrorism following bombings,1
americans overwhelmingly say it's ok to criticize the president,0
florida passes strict ban on being unarmed,1
joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets,0
house democrats on record-breaking fundraising pace,0
new york film festival 2014 #4: pta's 'inherent vice' stumbles in,0
"with police body cameras, d.c. mayor promises transparency with caveats",0
revlon releases new functionless translucent gel for women who don't need makeup,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 9,0
out-of-state license plate seen,1
can we briefly talk (honestly) about weddings?,0
bernie sanders says hillary clinton should cut ties with clinton foundation if elected,0
lunatic realizes thing he screamed in middle of street earlier not entirely true,1
fcc sentences artie lange to death,1
trump's new 'domestic gag rule' would strip funds from planned parenthood,0
literally everyone should stock up on these 9 useful prime day discounts,0
black ribbon in the balsam,0
living in our heads,0
yankee candle clarifies that product only intended to be dripped on balls,1
individuals unaware they constitute area man's support network,1
fiona apple song reminds girl to be depressed,1
frothing alex jones claims sexual harassment part of worldwide imbalance in gender power dynamics,1
report: suddenly remembering to sit up straight once a month best way to keep back healthy into old age,1
12 weird sports rules you may not have heard of,0
michael douglas says his father kirk once thought he was a 'terrible' actor,0
the entrepreneurial advantage,0
science confirms men and women never meant to be more than friends,1
dr. jill biden explains why community college is 'one of america's best-kept secrets',0
"her modern family: four moms, four refugee kids and plenty more",0
jeb bush insists he's a washington outsider,0
congress expected to vote on budget to avert government shutdown,0
ice cube takes down donald trump in 1 devastating tweet,0
the 'danish girl' creative team share their experiences with the story,0
the problem with paternalizing disabled people to protest donald trump,0
clinton tests positive for presidency-enhancing drugs,1
ge releases new flickering light bulb for abandoned sanatoriums,1
now you can reserve a table at taco bell's test kitchen,0
"it's step, twist, step, dammit!' yells leotard-wearing, cigarette-smoking john kelly while choreographing upcoming military parade",1
time' magazine subscribers brace for inevitable issue with close-up of ted cruz's face,1
the real reason silicon valley is the world's most elusive tourist attraction,0
woman who choked to death alone in apartment kicked out of book club for missing last 2 meetings,1
"historical archives: a brief ""bring-you-up-to-date""",1
female boss walking around like she owns the place,1
entire treasury department competing for same goldman sachs job opening,1
why a local news station's decision to live-stream a potential suicide is dangerous,0
10 things not to do before your next race,0
reclaiming the sacred: five uniting religious principles,0
finally something economists can agree on: trump's debt talk made zero sense,0
"as american cities grow, new urbanism must be inclusive",0
chloë sevign̈y approved for second umlaut,1
rich first-grader buys whole sheet of gold stars,1
facebook algorithm mortified it has to deliver up so much embarrassing news about own company,1
starring in hollywood blockbusters los angeles man's only claim to fame,1
bored u.s. postmaster general creates beard from stamps during meeting,1
exhausted florida resident returns home after weathering harrowing week with family out of state,1
"dnc files lawsuit alleging nation should never, ever stop focusing on 2016 election",1
hbo presentation fails to deliver promised 'brief nudity',1
are you a lady-in-waiting?,0
army judge rules trump comments have not influenced bergdahl case,0
diorama of rome built in a day,1
"parents spend first 4 years of child's life fluctuating wildly between hoping child stays asleep, hoping child wakes up",1
icymi: your brain on sleep and why people buy milk during blizzards,0
cute new dog helping single man pick up tons of hot shit,1
report: only way nation will pay attention to climate change is if julia roberts dies in hurricane,1
north korea botches missile launch on founder's birthday,0
drunk nutritionists recommend eating entire frozen pizza at 3 a.m.,1
neil armstrong becomes 115 billionth man to die on earth,1
"moms, i know why you're exhausted",0
new poultry stripe gum hardly tastes like goose after chewing for one minute,1
storybook romance leads to in-flight-magazine marriage,1
cia torture's immeasurable damage to u.s. global leadership,0
goldfish dying to be petted just once,1
the perfect to keep a sexy bod and still enjoy your vacation,0
english teacher obviously hung over,1
popular new amazon service just comes to your house and kills you,1
"this swimsuit model stuns from the neck up, for a refreshing change",0
american airlines merger settlement approved by u.s. judge,0
dzhokhar tsarnaev courtside at pacers-heat game,1
facebook was so adorable and harmless back in the day,0
study: 80 percent of all hermits recovering from broken hearts,1
miss france iris mittenaere wins miss universe crown,0
defiant customers refuse to return recalled crib,1
tom brokaw touched so many women would go out of their way to defend filthy old pervert like himself,1
new taco bell menu item ready for testing on humans,1
chester bennington's wife shares video of him laughing hours before his death,0
wilbur ross shakes self awake after briefly dying during cabinet meeting,1
"the witching hour, revisited",0
global surveys show strong support for hillary clinton,0
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"stadium humors old man on stage, sings along to 'hey jude'",1
missing from amazon's search for a second home: the climate effects,0
stepping back into now,0
donald trump triumphs in liberal vermont,0
breaking: cousin mark coming after all,1
crowd can't believe balls on frontman who waited till third song to ask them how they're doing,1
the secret behind a one day project going viral,0
sikh student shot dead at california home,0
man finds self back at porn store again,1
here's your chance to score never ending pasta at olive garden,0
michelle obama tells vogue 'it's time' to leave the white house,0
obama visits arlington national cemetery to honor veterans,0
"amazon warehouses stocked with 20,000 doctors in preparation for healthcare launch",1
anti-defamation league will use donald trump's donations to fund anti-bullying programs,0
ann romney's grandma tips are 'freakin' awesome',0
obama to speak at memorial service for dallas officers on tuesday,0
girl has just enough physical flaws to maybe take man seriously,1
secretary pretty sure vending-machine guy is that uncaptured serial rapist,1
internet explorer makes desperate overture to become default browser,1
humane society urges americans to opt for shelter turkey this thanksgiving,1
pope accepts senior analyst position at catholic think tank,1
pepperidge factory farm under fire for inhumane treatment of milanos,1
tylenol releases new black bile gel caps for people with unbalanced humors,1
philip morris says it's 'trying to give up cigarettes' in 2018,0
dog doesn't consider itself part of family,1
black lawmakers say gop supreme court obstruction is racist,0
anderson cooper informs viewers cnn just minutes away from first significant piece of information of day,1
elementary schooler clearly just learned to swear,1
authorities believe man radicalized while serving 18 years in congress,1
don't spend a cent on bitcoin until you see john oliver's cryptocurrency warning,0
proposed law would require mothers to look at pictures of congressmen she disappointing before having abortion,1
fcc orders net neutrality to end in april,0
"after one too many fouls, the world cup deserves a red card",0
local grandmother beginning to realize family never even looked for better nursing home,1
report: country that might shut down because president wants big wall somehow considered best in the world,1
here's why gay and bi men might be twice as likely to get skin cancer,0
americans confused by system of government in which leader would resign after making terrible decision,1
slightly overweight middle-aged woman really carrying rest of church choir,1
"zoning committee meets, zones a bunch of shit",1
these sikh bhangra dancers will shovel away your winter blues,0
"no work, no justice",0
the tr*mp effect: transgender folks' mental health post-election,0
mom uses face-painting skills to turn kids into 'something magical',0
"the fear of hair is a real thing, explaining why your drain is such a nightmare",0
nation's gynecologists assure women that whatever gets stuck in there they can get out,1
this obama-themed clothing line just dropped into your life,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 22,0
abc cancels acting with the stars,1
cindy crawford and her look-alike family show support at charity event,0
it's just a nice place to live': meet the people of charleston,0
climate change and rights talk,0
neo-nazi' teen charged with killing girlfriend's parents after they reported him,0
democrats turn to supreme court to save 'golden week' of early voting,0
this project is shutting down ocd stereotypes in a beautiful way,0
touring company of cats prepares for yet another day in the goddamn catsuits,1
mta unveils new designated seating for commuters who look like they're about to snap,1
dan fogelberg fails to soothe area lite 108 listener,1
goodwill employees shaken by gigantic pants,1
critics say kentucky's new 'religious freedom' bill targets lgbtq students,0
burglar hiding in pistorius' bathroom figures now probably his best chance to escape,1
ridley scott describes opening scene of 'blade runner' sequel in impressive detail,0
area new york times 98 percent unread,1
watch: minor league brawl spills into seats,0
supreme court hears arguments in major privacy rights case,0
the magical turpan,0
trump's possible pardon of joe arpaio is destructive and unpresidential,0
paul ryan: 'the comments donald trump will make over the next few months are regrettable',1
earth day: a two-step strategy makes a sustainable difference,0
has lgbtq pride lost its way?,0
samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill,0
stepmom doesn't expect kids to call her stupid bitch right away,1
petting-zoo goats swarm horrified 4-year-old,1
7 steps to living an organic lifestyle,0
pep talk laced with personal threats,1
area teen smoking like he's been to fucking war or something,1
snowman sucks,1
concept car designers struggling to think of cool new ways for doors to open,1
myanmar reaches deal to bring rohingya muslims home,0
maryland gov. larry hogan says cancer is 95 percent gone,0
a farm boy meets his prince in a beautiful new children's book,0
jimmy fallon could barely keep it together during this cardi b interview,0
iggy azalea slams lorde's nirvana tribute,0
"arizona wildfire destroys dozens of homes, raising warnings of a bad season",0
"your heart is probably older than you think, cdc warns",0
iran says it will not renegotiate nuclear deal,0
chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination,0
homeland security finally vows to fully join investigation into 'hate-inspired attacks',0
does hollywood have a bias against films portraying disability?,0
"donald trump supports using federal funds to fix states' bridges and roads, elaine chao says",0
chris hemsworth deputizes hunk to assume 'sexiest man alive' duties in his absence,1
loveless marriage offset by beautiful four-bedroom home,1
whitewater rafting trip in which friend drowned still pretty fun,1
3m introduces new line of protective foam eye plugs,1
"nation feels first, only pang of sympathy for zuckerberg after watching him engage with ted cruz",1
young child still developing antibodies to mountain dew,1
how to pick a lifestyle consistent with your passion,0
new aetna wedding registry lets guests purchase medical procedures couple picked out,1
this prairie city deserves your travel dollars. here's why.,0
trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue,0
leslie jones just couldn't contain herself during new york fashion week,0
conservatives start spending to block obama supreme court nominee,0
this parody is for every parent whose kid hated taking pics with santa,0
fantasy football star confident he can make leap to general manager of nfl team,1
the gop's big lie about tax cuts,0
christmas pageant enters pre-production,1
panicked malcolm gladwell realizes latest theory foretells end of his popularity,1
cubs fans caught in time loop now that 'next year' is in the past,0
syria: why the ceasefire is unravelling,0
"yup, hit musical 'hamilton' is heading to chicago",0
don't be a product leader still failing in business,0
"we must protect the pure aryan bloodline,' says child after 9 minutes of unsupervised facebook access",1
foreign guy probably dressed very fashionably for wherever he's from,1
person with almost no responsibility always stressed out,1
"spain just made history -- twice. here's what went down, hour by hour",0
"judge rolls eyes, upholds naughty baker's first-amendment rights",1
high schooler promises to have man's impregnated daughter home by midnight,1
tracy morgan remains in critical condition,0
lebron james guarantees cleveland will win numerous regular season games,1
biden quietly singing pearl jam's 'even flow' during security briefing,1
"jesus loves trump, but he wouldn't vote for him",0
"russian plane broke up at high altitude, official says",0
u.s. improves infrastructure with transnational power strip,1
7-year-old only likes corn,1
ted cruz will name carly fiorina as his running mate if he wins gop nomination,0
gay marriage finds scant mention among republicans at values voter summit,0
poll: 56% of voters say country better off than it was 4 eons ago,1
elizabeth warren wades into democratic party's debate on candidates' abortion views,0
e. coli outbreak linked to chipotle spreads to 3 more states,0
historical archives: to be sold - rather large buttons,1
historians uncover evidence stonehenge once prominent druid make-out spot,1
part written specifically with sylvia saint in mind,1
ice in urinal just cherry on top for man who came to club to drink piss,1
ornithologist forced to participate in history channel's 'what if humans suddenly became birds?' program,1
michigan residents are pretty unhappy with rick snyder,0
delicate little man kept awake all night by having coffee after four o'clock,1
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jen aniston refuses to 'inject sh-t' into her face,0
half-fabricated résumé still unimpressive,1
"gta v' a sophisticated gaming experience, says man who spent 3 hours running over homeless people with fire truck",1
blake griffin is actually not awful at baseball,0
l'oréal releases new line of makeup specifically for men to wear when wives not home,1
read live updates from the vice presidential debate,0
how much will black lives matter in trump's america?,0
first-term congressman brings fresh roadblocks to table,1
caitlyn jenner isn't threatening your womanhood,0
here are the wobbly democrats who could make or break the iran deal,0
these gif'd moments of 2016 show how the election took over pop culture,0
la metro's next ceo,0
bear's plan to break into man's home foiled by cat door,0
fcc chair unveils premium comment line to fast-track net neutrality complaints for $49.99 per month,1
scottish leader puts trump on notice in model response to his win,0
christian bale loses 40 years for upcoming movie role,1
japanese businessman found hiding on golf course thinks mid-'80s economic boom still going on,1
grandma's halloween display shows the horrors of america's racism,0
toilet that uses 50 percent less water must be flushed six times,1
chuck todd's warning to gop,0
americans finally found something to drink that's better than soda,0
new pompous asshole magazine to compete with cigar aficionado,1
sony scores big win for playstation 5 after poaching yoshi from nintendo with 10-year $400 million contract,1
woman sneaks in anti-ted cruz message during photo with ted cruz,0
staff of new thai restaurant desperately hoping area couple will try eating there sometime,1
"drunk naked man streaks at women's march, pays the price",0
"scientists find link between how pathetic you are, how fast you respond to emails",1
god orders all followers to swallow cyanide capsules in preparation for voyage to alpha centauri,1
half of all american families are staring at financial catastrophe,0
twister seat could make flying coach way more comfortable,0
parents gently explain to son why family dog had to be blown up with dynamite,1
guy in bear costume has no problem voting in russian election,0
child 'very sorry' for slapping teddy bear,1
john legend sends personal message to manchester victim's family,0
buttery goodness now america's top domestic product,1
cnn cuts ties with kathy griffin,0
therapist beginning to show cracks in caring façade,1
deputies fatally shoot 6-year-old in his home while firing at suspect,0
"romney makes desperate, last-ditch bid for presidency",1
cher back,1
taylor swift mourns death of boyfriend christopher dorner,1
north dakota not heard from in 48 hours,1
transgender youth are being failed by nearly all 50 states,0
man who got 6-figure book deal from his tumblr account has the fucking nerve to appear on national television,1
1/5 of u.s. adults live in or near poverty,0
study finds earth's animals one giant creature before breaking apart millions of years ago,1
stop sign taking forever to change,1
lawyers are now the driving force behind mortgage scams,0
the brawny man is the brawny woman for women's history month,0
feinstein: obama 'too cautious' on isis,0
nabisco discontinues wheat thicks,1
barack obama 'singing' 'all i want for christmas' is a gift,0
gwyneth paltrow testifies against man accused of stalking her for 17 years,0
16 quick highlights from j.j. abrams and chris rock's tribeca film festival talk,0
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why dave chappelle won't be making jokes about rachel dolezal any time soon,0
suspect wins over detectives with 'rockford files' reference,1
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"there sure were a bunch of white nationalists at cpac, huh?",0
"higher interest rates – oh, goodie!",0
"kellyanne conway: 'i always liked hope hicks' skin, her unblemished supple skin, pure, tasty skin'",1
15 shot in chicago on sunday,0
elderly woman begins freezing meals husband can eat while she's passed away,1
new lion tamer shocked by vast amount of paperwork,1
eighth-grader hasn't missed a '69' joke opportunity all year,1
trump casually mills about supreme court changing rooms ahead of state of the union address,1
kavanaugh starting to get worried about not hearing back after job interview,1
hillary clinton clarifies her stance on $15 minimum wage,0
jared kushner quietly transfers 'solve middle east crisis' to next week's to-do list,1
teacher removed from classroom over white nationalist podcast says it's satire,0
report: no one at white castle wants to make friends,1
dea accepts record $280 million drug bribe,1
david lynch finally releases colorized edition of 'eraserhead',1
corey lewandowski cluelessly turns bomb suspect search into immigration rant,0
independence and nakba: intertwined and inseparable,0
r.a. has bad feeling about kid in cloak,1
the presidential cookie poll let us down this year,0
waitress only friendly when bringing the check,1
military prosecutor: senate report on cia interrogation program is accurate,0
over-hydrated terrier proud owner of six city blocks,1
derek jeter reveals one of the biggest regrets of his career to president obama,0
this school gave kids more recess. here's what happened.,0
white house publishes contact information of people who wrote to it concerned about privacy,0
kids' adorable observations about the world may have been crucial to their survival,0
brad pitt scampers away from script after detecting musk of chris pine on pages,1
"new cheney memoir reveals he's going to live full, satisfied life without ever feeling remorse and there's nothing we can do about it",1
tim burton is nostalgic for a time when 'franchise' wasn't a hollywood buzzword,0
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pollsters admit they underestimated voters' adrenal glands,1
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pope benedict asks if it's too late to change name,1
"stop thinking, just move: combatting ocd",0
woman knows exactly which knife she'd grab out of cutlery drawer in event of home invasion,1
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ditch the paper and increase productivity with these six apps!,0
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wife's needs gross,1
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nation's uncles enter last stage of prep for thursday's thanksgiving debates,1
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"a letter to ally parents, from your lesbian friend",0
stuff on floor,1
347 locals identify slain prostitute,1
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trump supporter who made nazi salute speaks out,0
"donald trump to meet with editors of new yorker, vanity fair and vogue",0
"this is a pointless trip,' obama says while shaking hands with netanyahu",1
sales disappointing for first-ever hustler swimsuit issue,1
report: nurse who fought ebola quarantine to leave maine,0
supportive parents encourage child's interests in anything within 15-minute drive,1
donald trump uses fbi email announcement to attack hillary clinton in new ad,0
why it's ridiculous to report on every poll coming out of new hampshire,0
"u.s. indicts 12 russian officials who will be indicted for 2018, 2020 election hacking",1
kathy griffin drops f-bomb while taking back her apology to trump,0
labor secretary letting 8 million unemployed americans crash at his place until they get back on their feet,1
teen parents skip prom,1
superstitious clinton refusing to change her beliefs following hot streak in polls,1
are made-from-scratch ice cream shops on the rise? we hope so,0
that flaming lips origin story is faker than you thought,0
trump uses rnc funds to pay for his russia defense -- thanks to hillary clinton's lawyer,0
edward snowden takes on liz cheney over torture links to trump's pick for cia,0
new ted cruz super-pacs take in record haul,0
podiatrist a jerk,1
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parents also proud of unsuccessful child,1
yemen: security forces kill senior al qaeda leader,0
safeguarding the well-being of children,0
nursing home patient glad she's going home tomorrow every day,1
"britain grants refugee status to ex-president of maldives, lawyer says",0
choose gratitude or anger: a 3-part test (if you dare),0
restaurant fires pizza-delivery dog,1
nyt: bloomberg planning independent presidential run,0
passengers freed from hijacked plane that landed in malta,0
"priest religious, but not really spiritual",1
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woman all geared up to complain about work sidelined by friend with marital problems,1
taiwan navy fires missile in error as china's communists mark birthday,0
17 ways to make the most of what's left of summer,0
fun sticker placed on child's ventilator,1
late-arriving guest encouraged to load up on food sitting in sun for past 4 hours,1
getting the facts right about the ferguson grand jury decision,0
judge totally understands where defendant is coming from,1
more states lean toward medicaid expansion,0
man competitive about how depressed he is,1
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i am under 18' button clicked for first time in history of internet,1
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new epa regulations would force power plants to find 30% more loopholes by 2030,1
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ostensibly heterosexual man constantly threatening to put objects up coworkers' asses,1
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should i eat it? a dining guide for toddlers,0
"why nomsense made so much sense: a tale of 3 best friends, 2 cookies and cake crumble",0
general teaches defense secretary how to drive tank in k-mart parking lot,1
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abdul malik abdul kareem guilty of conspiring to support isis in texas attack,0
gucci mane sentenced!,0
police department deploys fancyclothes cop,1
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guantánamo inmates cheer after learning trump saved their home,1
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april cruelty,0
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obama begins state of the union by asking congress to imagine newt gingrich standing before them,1
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dad's reindeer drone perfectly tackles son's christmas fears,0
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hooded members of congress drown another love child in potomac to prevent affair from getting out,1
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"newly engaged couple receives incredible outpouring of insincerity from family, friends",1
fans disappointed to learn 'fast five' contains no car-chase scenes,1
i gave up sex as a man in hollywood',0
greece and europe on the edge,0
"past armageddon and on to zippori, one of israel's premier archaeological sites: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 1",0
new film only stars one eddie  murphy,1
director going with unknown for third marriage,1
"thomas pogge has 'done damage' to yale philosophy department, colleague says",0
waitress who took over at table just doesn't have same spark as richard,1
a patriotic neighbor,0
airplane's terrifying landing may put you off flying for good,0
moving forward into 2017: four resolutions if you are grieving,0
new evidence suggests first gallows created as early attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation,1
"human feet originally used for walking, anthropologists report",1
senior prank somehow leaves high school with increased math funding,1
someone's job riding on success of antacid gum,1
little league coach reveals creepy method for breaking in baseball mitt,1
change in bus seats taken personally,1
death of 12 schoolchildren makes perfect sense,1
son attempts to cultivate parents' interest in better movies,1
trump raises concern over members of urban communities voting more than zero times,1
2012 seniors thunder into high school's parking lot like coalition forces entering baghdad,1
"new romney ad claims candidate does not oppose women in cases of rape, incest",1
trump sits down beside fire with quill and ink for evening writing out tweets,1
activists swarm congress members' offices to protest trump's 'swamp cabinet',0
sources: trump administration tells epa to cut climate page from website,0
southerner recognized for driving-in-a-circle,1
subway drops jared fogle as spokesperson,1
concert spent constantly verifying presence of coat-check ticket in pocket,1
dad clarifies this not a food stop,1
nepal calls: part two,0
"dear dad, happy father's day: a gift from your gay son",0
"according to nutritional information, local man just had 16 servings of fritos",1
staples brings on extra staff to sit around and do nothing for busy back-to-school season,1
california mayor sleeps in cardboard box for night to 'experience' homelessness,0
february's hottest new releases,0
immigrant youth give dianne feinstein 'donald trump award',0
the gulf crisis: fake news shines spotlight on psychological warfare,0
"hillary clinton reveals zero in non-candid, tell-nothing interview",1
firebrand john mccain demands immediate investigation into why he remaining complicit,1
octopussy' villain louis jourdan dead at 93,0
when smart lawyers say dumb things,0
parents considering second child so daughter can have someone to grow apart from,1
here are the most breathtaking new year's eve fireworks displays,0
americans say the white house is creating more problems than it solves,0
area man thinks he was fired because of recession,1
how bush was blindsided by trump,0
"report: you're supposed to tip supermarket cashiers, you son of a bitch",1
kate mckinnon kills as laura ingraham on 'saturday night live',0
"solidarity, prayers and support for torched st. louis churches",0
aol acquires time-warner in largest-ever expenditure of pretend internet money,1
fox ordered to cancel upcoming when presidents are assassinated live special,1
this is what divorce at 41 is really like,0
49ers stunned in ot loss to chargers,0
6 essentials for a trash-free lunch,0
fantasy football star confident he can make leap to general manager of nfl team,1
boss alludes to 'crunch time',1
"kroger recalls 35,000 pounds of ground beef that may contain ceo",1
report: retailers pull in $5 billion annually from women coming off street to avoid harassment,1
rustic italian village just killing time between wedding feasts,1
why this coptic christian bishop is willing to forgive isis,0
family moves elderly aunt into subconscious,1
secretary masks deep depression with laughter during office banter,1
anti-donald trump forces gear up for third-party challenge,0
"as high court weighs online sales taxes, states get ready to pounce",0
this is how celebrities spent their summer holidays,0
biological life regrets waiting 2.3 billion years to try sex,1
abandoned mall retains eerie vestiges of fun shopping atmosphere,1
it easy to tell what area man will look like as skeleton,1
8-year-old obviously packed own lunch,1
inside: the fetish photography of german chancellor helmut kohl,1
report: stating current year still leading argument for social reform,1
leftover bugles still stuck to trump's fingers during bill signing,1
intricacies of meal plan discussed,1
amsterdam tourist can't find 'kind bud' in phrasebook,1
dna swab nabs suspect in vanessa marcotte's killing,0
to vaccinate or not to vaccinate: why is that even a question?,0
stripper does adequate job,1
football fan wears off-season body paint,1
"i make my own hours,' says man about to get fired",1
grumblethor the mischievous pleased with mayhem his magical antics have wrought upon white house–fbi relations,1
nation hopeful there will be equally random chance of justice for future victims of police abuse,1
"why the moms who love aunties are amazing, too",0
college basketball player with inoperable brain tumor raises $1 million for charity,0
terrifying server whole-heartedly cares about guests' dining experience,1
woman relieved soulmate turned out to be in same socioeconomic bracket,1
jared kushner assures reporters he never revealed state secrets without turning huge profit,1
poll shows support for birth control mandate on eve of court ruling,0
strange new culture forming on other end of office,1
black or white? let's talk about gray,0
fridge magnet pushed to limits,1
brad pitt called before congress to testify about bicep regimen,1
hillary clinton assured drop in polls just indication people haven't abandoned ideals yet,1
bird has big plans for cage,1
new swiss army phone may pose health risks,1
encouraging the discouraged reader,0
wendy williams says she's 'sick of this #metoo movement',0
fugitive movie heroine cuts own hair perfectly,1
unhappy: an excerpt from 'shitfaced: musings of a former drunk',0
sheryl crow's freshness date expires,1
bad to the bone' to be used in film,1
tarantino-style 'star trek' trailer shows us the wonderful potential,0
africa is inspiring these chinese transplants to reflect on their culture,0
plan 'l' switched to,1
hope solo shows off zika defense armor for rio olympics,0
death of d.c. man in security guard custody ruled a homicide,0
obama debuts annoying catchphrase,1
being transgender in north carolina: reaction to hb2,0
5 foolproof outfits to copy this weekend,0
feds find criminal wrongdoing in g.m.'s failure to disclose defect,0
plant dead because of you,1
diary of a queer kid's mom,0
that drone skirmish with china? it was over before donald trump's first mean tweet.,0
why don't we say 'you're welcome' anymore?,0
tv agent olivia metzger is parting ways with the creative artists agency,0
clinton makes pact with savages,1
an authentic 1st century jerusalem burial shroud,0
"nuclear threat still 'very real,' says muhammad ali",1
broadway veteran sets the record straight about 'hamilton',0
"mar-a-lago member complains about loud, obnoxious cabinet meeting at next table",1
seven-foot-tall animatronic rodent terrifies birthday boy,1
how to make a living as a drag queen,0
sanders impresses florida voters by jumping from hotel balcony into pool,1
surprise! the russian media just loves donald trump,0
compromising company's values for advertising revenue referred to as 'partnering',1
report: chip in mug right where mouth goes,1
harry reid stunned by ted cruz's claim that most violent criminals are democrats,0
soybean pissed after learning trade war means trip to china canceled,1
super bowl ads are a great way to waste money,0
michigan residents are pretty unhappy with rick snyder,0
ivanka trump and marco rubio's paid leave plan is a disaster for women,0
area roofer badmouths college,1
trump's not-so-new afghanistan strategy,0
clinton's lower lip 'very concerned' about albanian crisis,1
scientists posit theoretical 'productive weekend',1
what we call uber drivers has huge implications,0
valencia college mourns 7 of its students killed in pulse nightclub shooting,0
"twitter users mock 'trump caucus' photo for being 'so white,' they need sunglasses",0
texans brace for president's response to hurricane,1
icelandic prime minister abruptly ends interview after tax scandal question,0
fans beg aerosmith to go back on drugs,1
how to give a near perfect presentation (and why it's so hard for so many),0
mcdonald's janitor would like to thank everyone who tossed half-full cups of soda into trash,1
man unnerved by uncanny alternate universe of restaurant's second location,1
"shaven, cologned grandpa heads into town to rake in d-day pussy",1
mega-churchgoer hopes to appear devout on jumbotron,1
gop senator really doesn't want to talk about donald trump,0
vice president pence pushes expansive nato and defense of european micro-states: does president trump know?,0
broncos center apologizes to team after accidentally snapping ball to brady quinn,1
whale won't shut up about time it was beached,1
...see how they run,0
perverted creep keeps asking women what they're wearing,1
the knicks and magic played the worst quarter in nba history last night,0
"wedding of jew, muslim draws protesters shouting 'death to arabs'",0
area man uses wtc attack as excuse to call ex-girlfriend,1
deflategate: another image blow to the nfl that is not likely to hurt its business,0
why statehouse interns are especially vulnerable to sexual harassment,0
patti smith's advice about what really matters in life will give you chills,0
new downloadable content for 'assassin's creed syndicate' factored into monthly living expenses,1
a republican congressman just destroyed trump's 'lie' of a budget,0
atlanta motel standoff ends with suspect stabbing himself,0
missing boy scout earns publicity badge,1
authorities urge florida residents to prevent further disasters by finally standing up to hurricane,1
seth meyers loses it over thanksgiving's proximity to christmas,0
republicans introduce economic equality bill for fun of shooting it down,1
a time capsule of us,0
how to rekindle a lost passion in your life,0
rubio has a rocky road ahead,0
the five stages of empty-nest syndrome,0
watermelon capital of world' claim goes unchallenged,1
morbidly curious nation wondering how far obama's appearance will deteriorate in 2 years,1
pastor always knew agnostic would come crawling back to church for wedding,1
ex-college basketball star waits 2 years to send the perfect tweet,0
family thought grandfather might enjoy watching worst little league game imaginable,1
communication matters: getting your message out,0
baby-shower attendees quickly drain box of white zinfandel,1
red cross accused of wartime non-profiteering,1
cia director quietly buys nuclear-attack insurance,1
esports star suspected of using peds,1
hope hicks praying she not still in same shitty job by time she hits 30,1
candidate with no chance of winning nomination settles on goal of crushing hickenlooper campaign,1
scott walker does a number on his job numbers,0
there's another grand canyon,0
robert mueller dreading returning from 2-month european vacation to start russia investigation,1
deputies fatally shoot 6-year-old in his home while firing at suspect,0
craig kilborn weds self in private ceremony,1
asian-american caucus demands investigation after chinese-american scientist accused of spying,0
"the world cannot wait — and neither will we,' 61 mayors pledge",0
trump and america's big black eye,0
not racist' guy says honoring mlk will make him show 'racist ways',0
make time for your own wellbeing: ways to rethink exercise so you'll actually do it,0
nypd weighs allowing chokeholds following eric garner death,0
bush calls incumbency key issue of campaign,1
pistachio biscotti with kirsch-soaked dried cherries,0
rose byrne will return as moira mactaggert for 'x-men: apocalypse',0
snuggle marketers kill off 18-34 demographic rather than let it fall into hands of competitor,1
why we should value (but not worship) reason,0
howard dean: democrats shouldn't just oppose everything donald trump proposes,0
new study finds average american stands no chance against what's coming,1
only way base jumper can get thrill these days is by jumping tandem with endangered species,1
isis vs isil -- what's in a name?,0
megyn kelly: it's time to 'get comfortable' holding powerful men accountable,0
a tribute to alan rickman: reading between the black and white,0
tom daley and dustin lance black expecting first child together,0
"wisconsin legislature weakens incoming democratic governor by restricting his access to food, water, shelter",1
celebrity saddened by death of other celebrity,1
the oil lobby has a pretty predictable response to obama's oil tax proposal,0
how have fame and fortune shaped the business of being an artist?,0
coworkers each putting in herculean effort to sustain conversation for entire commute,1
maybe ridley scott should've read this memoir before replacing spacey with plummer,0
first date in six months to be last date in six years,1
family's euphemism for genitals really weird,1
sausage storm grounds nation's airliners,1
"report: oyster cracker–wise, nation doing pretty good",1
[not] cooking off the cuff: new ideas from sicily and naples,0
ai scientists theorize existence of numbers greater than 1,1
annoying ad turns man pro-whaling,1
george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981,0
paul mccartney's mix-cd for new girlfriend a little self-indulgent,1
emily's list founder: women are the 'problem solvers' in congress,0
how to clean your grill with aluminum foil and some elbow grease,0
what it really looks like to work out with your dog,0
resolute congress passes second amendment again,1
this road sign is a lot less helpful than it looks,0
several injured after 'unauthorized' vehicle enters nsa headquarters,0
archaeologists discover ancient femur that could make mouthwatering broth,1
doctors restore ken burns' full-color vision after removing massive tumor from filmmaker's visual cortex,1
queer eye' star antoni porowski strips to his underwear for hanes campaign,0
whales beach selves in attempt to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge',1
mommy not moving,1
man has mixed feelings about $39 flight,1
new sitcom pulls back the envelope,1
hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign,1
seasonal depression kicks in just in time to numb woman before holiday with family,1
new study finds most of earth's oxygen used for complaining,1
arrested but innocent? the internet still thinks you're guilty,0
"mr. obama, man up and talk to assad",0
trailer for chilean mining accident movie 'the 33' will hit you in the feels,0
coffman says tancredo is 'bored' and angry,0
"9,000 animals rescued from 'worst torture operation' in the u.s.",0
alpha male marries tri-delta female,1
25 halloween costumes for men with beards,0
these gifs of shia labeouf watching his own movies show how each gop candidate did on tuesday,0
mlb season ends over 200 days early after new rules speed up games way too much,1
congo postpones elections as opposition calls for general strike,0
lena dunham matches the red carpet,0
atlantic city votes to protect its water from chris christie,0
vatican issues first comments on trump's immigration ban,0
"three chinese tourists dead, six people missing in borneo shipwreck",0
stop saying 'not my president',0
the american dream: what does that part about kissing the gym teacher mean?,1
gillian jacobs on what it's like to kiss adam brody,0
friend hosting super bowl party confirms there still plenty of room on floor,1
taylor swift shares 'family portrait' with lots of famous ladies,0
"the legend of goddess bunny, hollywood's forgotten, disabled, trans art star",0
is this the end of youtube?,0
"cbs, pbs cut ties with charlie rose following sexual misconduct allegations",0
3 things i needed to hear when i weighed 300 pounds,0
the importance of increasing efficiency in new york city government,0
stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze,0
the 2016 'dumbing down' of america,0
possible ebola case investigated in italy,0
woman unaware she's only person on acid at james taylor concert,1
kanye west scrubs entire twitter account of any mention of trump,0
ominous darkness descending on webpage portends grim age of autoplaying ad to come,1
cool dentist doesn't give a shit about patients' flossing,1
"olympic thrills, and a few chills, on a summer puget sound adventure",0
san diego zoo acquires chinese man,1
"in 'brave new jersey,' tony hale is a doomsday prepper caught in a rom-com",0
"puppy comforts dog having a nightmare, because that's what friends are for",0
snyder decides against endorsing trump for president,0
12 movies for the next 12 months,0
octavia spencer bought out a screening of 'hidden figures' for low-income families,0
nervous steve bannon binge-eats entire class of interns amid calls for removal,1
"double standard, double spacing",0
"you are donald trump, 45th president of the united states,' trump reads from faded tattoo on wrist",1
7-year-old apparently under impression everyone knows who the fuck aunt dee-dee is,1
olympic torch used to ignite tibetan protesters,1
college rankings: what's the use?,0
panicked er doctor calls 911,1
film-school graduate goes straight to video-store job,1
man guessing he's stared at giant sequoia long enough to appreciate it,1
this is probably the first mammal extinct because of man-made climate change,0
"paul o'neal, teen shot by chicago cops, suffered gunshot wound to his back",0
why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion,0
ape's tits incredible,1
woman flattered complete stranger would say something so nice about her tits,1
6 content marketing strategies you probably aren't trying yet,0
dogs at polling stations are getting the uk through election day,0
nemesis lands alumni magazine cover,1
study: majority of 'calm downs' ineffective,1
here's another huge reason to eat a plant-based diet,0
kylie jenner sports massive septum ring in her latest photo shoot,0
not forgotten: the health and rights of rohingya women and girls,0
u.s. forces take over key afghan city that will be retaken by taliban when marines leave,1
could cannabis prevent childhood seizures?,0
area man shocked to see his elementary school has a website,1
ninja-like parents demonstrate how to escape a sleeping baby,0
islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day,1
"steve ballmer made a new twitter account, and used it to make a surprising announcement",0
end of soup season can't come soon enough for oft-burned tongue,1
reporters comb new orleans for heartwarming story,1
nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state,0
"no, going to pride week as an ally doesn't 'make you gay'",0
let's deemphasize people's motivations behind advocacy and volunteering,0
austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay,0
big ben set 15 minutes ahead to give london a little extra time in the morning,1
paul ryan's wonk shtick is getting old,0
time to redefine and de-silo online safety efforts,0
world could face months of chinese market aftershocks,0
mccain: botched execution amounts to 'torture',0
"a ""peace community"" tries nonviolent resistance in colombia",0
23andme forensic kit informs customer what crimes he's committed,1
jeb bush assures pipe-wielding thugs he'll have the delegates he promised them by next week,1
cinephiles will love 'listen up philip',0
"redford to re-digitize ordinary people, improve space battle",1
5th-grade teacher can already tell kids about to go apeshit for ending of 'the giver',1
7 things that always go on sale in september,0
donald trump's 'do not congratulate' putin blunder is already a savage new meme,0
3 generations' stars discuss the power of telling trans stories,0
showdown with johnson & johnson's alex gorsky,0
james holmes elected new nra president,1
"aides clip toenails, wash hair of mumbling, bedsore-ridden trump as president enters 155th straight hour of watching cable news",1
navy sailor surprises 7-year-old daughter at football game,0
body found may be of missing 3-year-old left outside by dad: police,0
evangelical leaders release anti-lgbtq statement on human sexuality,0
"it's a privilege to have worked with such talented people,' says coworker getting the fuck out of there",1
white nationalist calls trump's denouncement of hate groups 'kumbaya nonsense',0
cop just in it for the frisking,1
mit researchers discover each other,1
jon stewart reveals the one thing he'll never do,0
gop congressman: 'nobody dies because they don't have access to health care',0
fender introduces new line of sympathy and bereavement guitars,1
6 things you need to know about the nation's strictest medical weed law,0
australian ambassador gets engaged in paris and gives us lifetime goals,0
do you really need to succeed?,0
how an obama cut-out is helping me survive a trump presidency,0
regulator warns banks they can't use new chat system to hide information,0
state appoints obviously hungover attorney,1
wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump,0
bruno mars takes home coveted 'least threatening artist' award at 2018 grammys,1
james cameron says jack from 'titanic' had to die because of art,0
person who will embalm you walking around out there,1
death to shoppers? al-shabaab and the fracturing of international jihadism,0
savannah guthrie will stay away from rio olympics over zika fears,0
jellyfish falls short of dream to kill diana nyad,1
single mother working 3 minimum-wage jobs just trying not to live in the moment,1
talking to our kids: the conversation we should be having,0
remembrance is the beginning of the task,0
"if holiday stress is a disease, the virus is your expectations",0
pierced tongue fails to make local woman less boring,1
obama: joe biden's got 'his own decisions to make' about 2016,0
this pit bull with a cleft palate proved doctors wrong and is now living the good life,0
ashley madison and the clergy,0
completely sober employee still embarrassing self at company party,1
circus runaway not looking forward to hometown show,1
why every man should try to be more like idris elba,0
on losing a friend,0
"when trump goes low, latinos go high",0
"jack lew nears decision to keep hamilton on front of $10 bill, put a woman on the $20",0
the small schedule mistakes that ruin your sleep,0
seventh-graders still undecided on disparaging name for mr. hyslop,1
"america is pretty damn great already, biden says in fiery dnc speech",0
"the eu, the grexit, and market failure",0
teachers and politicians mount final push to keep betsy devos away from public schools,0
area man likes food,1
umass dartmouth beginning to regret offering course in applied domestic terrorism,1
i wish i could borrow someone else's heart while mine heals,0
defense department layoffs result in increased video rentals,1
there's going to be a huge queer dance protest outside of ivanka trump's house,0
want to watch your entire life pass by in an instant? just do this,0
"after decades of effort, chemists overseas report 'nano' breakthrough",0
waitress treated extra courteously to compensate for assholes at adjacent table,1
nyt editorial board unloads on trump: 'the law is coming',0
she dreamed of africa -- and then she was sent there,0
corpses of 'lone ranger' producers hung from hollywood blvd. street lights as warning to others,1
local bull dreams of traveling to spain for running of the bulls,1
lawyers identify dozens more bill cosby victims while interviewing potential jurors,1
ben carson suggests obama's iran deal is 'anti-semitic',0
"i reunited with my birth mother, who says she wishes she never had me and that i would die'",0
death of 12 schoolchildren makes perfect sense,1
supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision,1
fireworks accident blows off tip of florida,1
sexually awakened peta president announces that being kept in a tiny cage all day actually sounds hot as hell,1
new york approves $13 billion plan to rid jfk airport of former president's ghost,1
facebook takes a step toward virtual reality with new 360-degree videos,0
breitbart criticized for publishing humanizing profile of libtard beta-cuck,1
this woman gave cellulite a perfect nickname,0
a quick guide to this year's oscar best picture nominees,0
a running tally of how athletes are scoring the drake-meek mill beef,0
ozzy osbourne bites head off five-pound chocolate rabbit,1
american horror story' releases three torturous teasers for season 6,0
lady gaga stuns in rocker crop top,0
clinton: 'fuck this president shit',1
eight million americans rescued from poverty with redefinition of term,1
new york attorney general conducting 'inquiry' into trump foundation,0
nation's poor bastards never even saw it coming,1
frustrated gunman can't believe how far he has to drive to find nearest planned parenthood clinic,1
how a mom's behavior might be alienating her teen daughter,0
melinda gates wrote a powerful essay on how birth control empowers women,0
enchanted necromancer brings life back to once-dead argument,1
genealogists find 99% of people not related to anyone cool,1
apple announces plans to sell power mac g4 for $120,1
"demonic spirit claws way out of hell to flicker lights, throw some silverware around",1
"christmas really over, man realizes as iphone game switches out holiday icon",1
stick shift bragged about,1
mom starting to fear son's web series closest thing she will have to grandchild,1
3 healthy ways to deal with jealousy,0
watch fox news personalities slam obama and praise trump over the same thing,0
how we should be thinking about russia's role in the election,0
nypd offering no-questions-asked dvd drop-off,1
mtv's 'scream' trailer features a severed head in a hot tub,0
factory robot working on some of its own designs after hours,1
overpopulation concerns force u.s. to reopen south dakota,1
surfer finds ring 35 years after he lost it,0
report: this movie old enough that they might have actually hurt dog,1
baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office,0
environmentalists speak out against excessive cheese logging,1
ipod flaunted,1
meg gavin's gps guide for finding perspective,0
advice to enjoy being young came out way sadder than intended,1
kesha's best revenge with 'praying' and 'woman' is her healing,0
junior-high-school badminton unit inspires 948 'shuttlecock' jokes,1
podcast: students say 'we don't want to become robots',0
man who hasn't moved in six hours repeatedly welcomed back by tv,1
bobby jindal lies to parents about winning gop nomination,1
"life on the lake: ""the encounter""",0
meeting logs: obama quietly coddling big oil on 'bomb trains' regulations,0
five reasons to love fashion designer bibhu mohapatra,0
felipe the bastard king,0
maker of pizza rolls rethinks letting fans tell its story,1
report: majority of married people get up and go to second family's house as soon as spouse asleep,1
rescued lion has been obsessed with blankets since he was a baby,0
self-centered child blames divorce entirely on himself,1
bette midler might have the best take on 'batman v superman',0
a plea to free archbishop mar gregorios yohanna ibrahim and archbishop boulos yazigi who were kidnapped one year ago today,0
jon stewart: comedy 'shouldn't be an act of courage',0
hush falls over prison population as madoff stabs cellmate in throat,1
child who just wanted clothes spares uncle's feelings by pretending to like xbox,1
playing monopoly with our lives,0
here's why congressman blake farenthold resigned so abruptly,0
jpso arrests girlfriend of man slain by jefferson deputies in new orleans,0
"cow ted cruz milking in wisconsin photo op only giving curdled, foul liquid",1
archivists unearth rare early career paul newman salsa,1
khloe kardashian rocks out with mason disick,0
worse than watergate: trump's constitutional crisis,0
man prowling at airport gate ready to pounce like jungle cat at first sign of boarding,1
parade of interchangeable starlets delights u.s. populace,1
"acne medication may cause dizziness, nausea, loss of hearing, insomnia, blood clotting, difficulty breathing",1
arsenio hall tapped to host 'bet honors',0
more than meets the eye with tony awards frontrunner christopher jackson of 'hamilton',0
whitney houston lifetime movie casts its lead,0
celine dion's brother daniel dead at 59 after battle with cancer,0
city adds some big concrete stairs,1
hopeless resignation receives massive post-debate bump,1
botanists vow not to discuss botany during after-work drinks,1
eric cantor's new job,0
the conundrum of the midterms,0
"sinatra, hope, reagan deadlocked in race to grave",1
"there is no right way, just write",0
are you the artist...or the masterpiece?,0
gop senator says he was unmoved by meeting with merrick garland before meeting actually happens,0
death row inmate dies of natural causes 3 days into execution,1
paralyzed dog couldn't be happier to get a second chance at walking,0
déjà vu?,0
indian casino uses every part of the dollar,1
pope spends afternoon filling in glory holes all over st. peter's basilica,1
this dallas rap group released a powerful ode to black lives matter,0
syria's bashar assad tops off another year of bloodshed with a holiday photoshoot,0
donald trump is not the first president to send someone a check,0
"nypd officer stripped of badge, gun after deadly road-rage shooting",0
jailed for being too poor,0
acting white',0
tiffany haddish needs to win every award after this hilarious acceptance speech,0
6 exercises that will transform your body,0
woman hopes husband doesn't notice she lost wedding ring finger over weekend,1
area man nervously asks girlfriend if she'll settle,1
chewbacca just got himself a 'chewbacca mom' mask,0
romanian communist-era labor colony chief jailed for 20 years,0
hackers crack voting machines within minutes at def con in vegas,0
the one company elon musk wants to keep independent,0
what the house gop isn't telling you about their obamacare repeal bill,0
darren wilson and vegan mom,0
this weightlifting blooper was funny -- but we all missed the bigger picture,0
"gop senator sorry for joking about mammograms, but still won't cover them",0
missing from amazon's search for a second home: the climate effects,0
television's nerdiest indian gets real,0
"president, cabinet move into new open plan offices",1
captain asks stranger to keep eye on destroyer while he runs to bathroom,1
trump boys beg father to nominate g.i. joe action figure cobra commander for va secretary,1
bush to iraqi militants: 'please stop bringing it on',1
gina haspel nervously rubs lucky prisoner's foot during cia director confirmation hearing,1
andrew w.k. submits the necessary paperwork to form 'the party party',0
a queer woman embarks on unusual quest for acceptance in new film,0
nation's dads treated to mark knopfler meet-and-greet,1
eric trump 'liked' michelle wolf's blistering cracks about sarah huckabee sanders,0
fbi calls for increased surveillance powers to keep pace with evolving threat of presidential administrations,1
subpoenaed trump organization financial documents reveal company's only holding is single dairy queen in new jersey,1
parkland survivor: 'i've never been so unimpressed by a person' after trump call,0
supreme court debuts new spaghetti strap sun-robes for spring,1
rockette says inauguration performance is 'an issue of racism and sexism',0
shocking 'game of thrones' finale concludes with arrest of 5 million viewers for piracy,1
pabst drinker celebrates pabst purchase with pabst,1
scientists successfully create artificial placenta that tastes just as delicious as real one,1
"depression, strained finances combine forces to produce grotesque culinary abomination",1
study finds effectiveness of medical treatment skyrockets when doctor acts like condescending dick,1
wasted cash in the us fishing industry,0
30 days of online dating: naughty by nature,0
list of things man wants to do before he dies just list of tv shows,1
17 secrets to success from people who've found it,0
ravaged' named florida's official state adjective,1
6 tips for coping with a debilitating disease,0
shared memory of children's television show leads to sex,1
trump's controversial pick for doj civil rights chief appears headed for confirmation,0
white house press secretary responds to question about rising obamacare premiums with torrent of toxic spray from parotid glands,1
penis enlargement pills tested on dog,1
new homeowner suddenly fascinated by molding,1
daniel tosh chuckles through own violent rape,1
non-tenure-track professors at duke move to hold a union election,0
huffpollster: is bernie sanders really leading in new hampshire?,0
robert mueller begins thirteenth day undercover as white house janitor,1
dear america: a letter from a reluctant activist,0
colin powell has no plans to endorse or speak at either convention,0
actor tom sizemore denies groping 11-year-old in 2003,0
vicious carnivorous animals painted on baby's crib,1
man deeply suspicious after insurer covers prescription without hassle,1
irvin d. yalom: a conversation,0
"reporter confronts white man who calls him the n-word, slave",0
dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture,0
what black parents tell their sons about the police,0
woman went into labor on beach in nice during attack,0
depleted hawaiian volcano now just coughing up bile,1
11 free gifts every entrepreneur seeking success and balance should give themselves,0
7 numbers that help put the northern california wildfires into perspective,0
trump revokes puerto rico recovery funds after learning hurricane maria had fewer survivors,1
mark twain's fascinating letter to walt whitman,0
missing comet lander 'philae' finally located after long search,0
why political losers tell us more about american politics than the winners,0
walter scott case proves there are no smoking guns in police shooting trials,0
imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility,0
progressive groups want doug jones to throw caution to the wind,0
hilary swank and brother goof on wine tasters in hilarious prank,0
rnc: 'we warned you gay marriage would be a slippery slope toward accepting pedophilia',1
cindy crawford and her look-alike family show support at charity event,0
report: majority of americans now answering to name 'lardface',1
"who's to say the word 'slants' offends asians? the supreme court, that's who.",0
employee who likens self to tv's 'house' fired,1
brooklyn decker and andy roddick are expecting baby no. 2,0
suri cruise somehow already 11,1
bush orders iraq to disarm before start of war,1
horrified pope calls philadelphia humanity's greatest sin against god,1
judge overturns conviction of innocent man sentenced to life more than 40 years ago,0
grizzled proofreader has seen it written both ways,1
saudi executioner thinks he pulled something in shoulder during last 10 decapitations,1
annoyed reince priebus forced to wait in line behind other exiting white house staffers,1
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"i used food to make myself feel better, but i felt worse when i ate'",0
3 simple steps to restart your life,0
garden too much for grandma this summer,1
donald trump's campaign flails trying to defend his 'rigged election' talk,0
kim jong-un comes out in support of gay marriage: 'i'm not a monster',1
queer couples take it off in stunning boudoir photos (nsfw),0
even americans who favor gun control aren't very optimistic about it,0
the portland heroes who stood up to hate,0
president obama weighs in on oscars controversy,0
prepare to be hypnotized by these cute puppies eating their dinner,0
russian spies hack dnc computers and gain access to trump opposition research,0
does romans 13 give the president the right to nuke north korea?,0
girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza,0
congress repairs to parlor to hear rep. carolyn maloney play the recorder,1
homeless man takes massive risk to save his dog,0
greece and europe on the edge,0
grotesque child born with only 99% normal human dna,1
"here's what we learned during this miserable, endless election year",0
the onion apologizes,1
house republican proposes bill to prohibit use of private email servers,0
sunday night's supermoon was incredible — but deadly for these animals,0
"black folks, let's talk about homophobia",0
netanyahu doubles down against obama with powerpoint on perils of affordable care act,1
kfc urged to stop routine use of antibiotics on poultry,0
comedian releases song to find her own rachel maddow,0
judge joe brown begins jail sentence for contempt of court charge,0
"andrea tantaros wants roger ailes, fox news execs to take a lie detector test",0
report: album as good as 'sgt. pepper' comes out about once every month,1
"employee returns from vacation refreshed, ready to waste time",1
mccain gets hammered at local vfw,1
5 lessons from chibok,0
"obama returns from trade summit with 5 stout ships full of cardamom, silk, and indigo",1
republicans praise nixon administration for allowing qaddafi to rule libya so he could one day be overthrown,1
why a bipartisan health care bill might make sense -- for republicans,0
we must ensure democratic integrity in the digital age,0
david crosby shows photo of dwarven blacksmith to barber to give idea of what he wants,1
seattle ushers in $15 minimum wage amid national debate,0
income inequality emerges as key topic to avoid in 2014 elections,1
st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me,1
fog machine heightens drama at children's piano recital,1
twitterverse trolls iphone x's new security feature with arya stark jokes,0
senator to try submitting rejected bill to canadian parliament,1
dozens injured after trains collide in pennsylvania,0
man just wants one trip to laundromat where he doesn't meet perfect woman,1
bill maher mocks those offended by president obama's 'latte salute',0
this enchanting 'beauty and the beast' proposal is pure fairy tale magic,0
businesses training to be alzheimer's friendly,0
my kid doesn't need permission to walk out,0
magazine says you have sex and the city fever,1
oscar pistorius treated in hospital for wrist injuries: reports,0
how close we are to a 3-d-printed human heart,0
eulogy filled with pro-christian propaganda,1
"women, people of color still abysmally underrepresented in hollywood leadership",0
tick happy where he is,1
"iran's nuclear deal: sanctions are lifted, what is next?",0
do you use someone else's netflix password? you're not alone,0
senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights,0
let's all get naked and pose like frozen chickens,0
will the ferguson commission's final report just collect dust on a shelf?,0
thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol,0
justice breyer unable to look at anything without deliberating constitutionality of it,1
game of thrones' fan rewatching past episodes to remind self of what characters' breasts look like,1
naked eric trump runs through state dinner pursued by screaming au pair,1
shy shelter dog's reaction to getting adopted is the definition of joy on earth,0
london life,0
signature wedding cocktail provides guests with another thing to quietly make fun of,1
"study reveals 93% of americans don't know their congressperson truly, utterly, the way only two souls entwined can",1
if you love tom of finland we've got the perfect new emoji for you,0
growing up black and gay in the south,0
bailiff can't help wondering what life would be like on other side of judge,1
curvy model who's had a 'roller coaster relationship' with her belly rolls now embraces them in the punniest way,0
friend's grandma to give you hug too,1
biologists unveil new taxonomic system classifying species by hotness,1
family hoping mother knows birthday nature walk a one-time thing,1
they accused him of taking a backpack. the courts took the next 3 years of his life.,0
john legend responds to wgn america's 'underground' cancellation,0
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102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood,0
michele bachmann announces bid to be discussed more than she deserves in 2012,1
"report: shit, last night was trash night",1
obama announces we are invading iran right now,1
cop takes cinnamon bun into own hands,1
3 secrets for increasing your happiness,0
lena dunham 'saved' by pro surfer during a paddleboard race,0
"entomologists retract new spider species discovery after determining it actually just clump of dust, hair",1
5-year-old has heart-wrenching reunion with mom after airport detention,0
"confusing roadside memorial features bicycle, rotary telephone, jug of some kind",1
dangerous and delusional,0
britney spears soaks up the sun in tiny yellow bikini,0
churchill's polar bears are finally back on the ice—and they're sending a christmas message,0
aunt threatens to devour helpless newborn's toes,1
the trap of islam's eternal conflict,0
"the daily show' searches for a 'real, non-douchey' hoverboard",0
authorities say dozens of bystanders failed to act as man went about his life,1
manager fails to keep it short or sweet,1
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got' season finale hints at appearance of that one big character,0
insatiable water droplet barrels down windowpane consuming everything in its path,1
building a child's self esteem on stage and off,0
report: majority of ufo abductions committed by alien that person knows,1
mass die-off of dolphins directly linked to deepwater horizon spill,0
donald trump and america's blood sport of choice,0
the outrageous dessert you can make in a slow cooker,0
magna carta: awesome tale,0
"if these guys don't convince you judge garland is 'superbly qualified,' no one will",0
rumors of extramarital affair end campaign of presidential candidate who didn't know china has nuclear weapons,1
stephen hawking leaves behind beautiful legacy of unheeded warnings to humanity,1
why i'm building my political wardrobe,0
"no, drake and serena williams are still not engaged",0
spanish government threatens to impose direct rule in catalonia,0
coworker hastily leaves break room to avoid 'here comes the boom' spoilers,1
gchat status disastrously left on visible during peak andrea hours,1
asian immigrants becoming us citizens at high rate,0
man panics after reaching age where parents prematurely started family,1
streets of portland flooded with counterfeit toothbrushes,1
father only expresses love through concern for proper tire inflation,1
donald trump is taking credit for a meaningless stock market record,0
"we're crazy in love for leslie jones, tara lipinski and johnny weir's beyoncé moves",0
why and how to eliminate mortgage charges by third parties,0
humane society board members quit over failure to oust ceo for harassment,0
astronomers discover extremely graphic galaxy,1
new desktop folder created for sad little creative project,1
cool 'cybergranny' needs machines to help her live,1
annie mumolo talks funny women and the possibility of a 'bridesmaids' sequel,0
trump planning to throw lie about immigrant crime rate out there early in debate to gauge how much he can get away with,1
body donated to religion,1
"$85,000 in fertility treatments result in miracle",1
stop complaining about the evolution of text language. period.,0
mystery as five czech tourists disappear in lebanese wine country,0
man allegedly punches disabled veteran over a service dog,0
eagle_warrior_1776 horrified to discover its entire life a sham created by russians to tilt u.s. election,1
widespread power outage strikes detroit,0
a brief history of paul ryan's dance of death with donald trump,0
boilermakers protest purdue's mascot,1
asian guy has separate group of just asian friends,1
a senate candidate spills the beans: running a positive campaign is for suckers,0
big brothers big sisters honors nbc entertainment's jennifer salke with sherry lansing award,0
man falls asleep at intersection. what cops say happens next is pure florida,0
sight of 400 war elephants on horizon marks hillary clinton's arrival in swing state,1
wolf pack fails to raise orphaned infant,1
don't believe the derrick rose hype,0
"uncertainty about hillary clinton's health is on the rise, poll finds",0
everything a joke to local teen,1
freddie prinze jr. fan's favorite color also green,1
new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions,1
overfunded public school forced to add jazz band,1
"mom's bathing suit just one giant, body-eclipsing ruffle",1
trump praises saddam hussein again — this time for killing terrorists 'so good',0
renée zellweger no longer renée zellweger type,1
two gay texans open up about building their dream family,0
the judge stands in shock when he sees who's singing on stage... wow!,0
barack obama congratulates prince harry and meghan markle on engagement,0
exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year,1
"brandy norwood: 'i stopped believing in god, lost my faith... i was depressed'",0
new united airlines policy scraps last-minute boarding for crew members,0
why being #1 isn't all it's cracked up to be,0
policeman breaks up area party out of pity,1
"dubai unveils plans for marsa al arab, a $1.7 billion island resort",0
"hannity rips jimmy kimmel in off-the-rails feud as 'twisted, creepy weirdo""",0
drunk ron weasley wishing harry potter 'happy birthday' is pure magic,0
priscilla chan leaves mark zuckerberg for onion social ceo,1
exhausted nation unsure it has stamina to continue gun control dialogue for fifth consecutive day,1
ariana grande singlehandedly saves tidal with musical impressions on 'snl',0
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jealous god wants area man's '69 charger,1
gwen stefani says her divorce from gavin rossdale is 'still painful',0
aging website wondering why no one ever visits it anymore,1
nasa frantically announces mission to earth's core after accidentally launching rocket upside down,1
5 tips to help you deal with an estranged child,0
car bomber given shittiest possible car,1
aol instant messenger to sign off forever after 20 years,0
miley cyrus' gender-bending performance on 'maya & marty' is pitch perfect,0
man stays up most of night rocking cat back to sleep,1
reporters comb new orleans for heartwarming story,1
newest baywatch  cast member kicks it  with byron allen,1
can't bear to watch the election? the weather channel will offer an escape,0
sean spicer says donald trump is a 'champion' of first amendment,0
annoyed movers weren't expecting client to have belongings,1
xavier dolan's mommy:  exuberant film shares jury prize at cannes,0
united auto workers lose crucial union battle at mississippi nissan plant,0
report: getting massages at airports apparently part of certain people's lives,1
clinton says badtz-maru may be his favorite sanrio character,1
mueller kinda miffed that barr clearly didn't read his stuff like he said he would,1
an open letter to my 3 extraordinary brown girls,0
these creative newborn photos are adorably whimsical,0
seaworld employees place orcas in plastic bags of water while cleaning tanks,1
"migrant boat to europe sinks, some 200 feared dead",0
isis releases more than 200 captive yazidis in iraq,0
report: you to learn names of 3 reprehensible public officials this week,1
department of education study finds only 30% of students adequately prepared for spring musical,1
"wrinkly, oversized trench coat returns to stage for 34th season with local community theatre",1
sanders says clinton's platform could determine how much he would campaign for her,0
"follow your instructions, this is all part of the plan,' hisses richard nixon tattoo protruding from roger stone's back",1
uncaged black futures now,0
proposed legislation would require airline seats meet federal ass standards,1
bear family pool party is the cutest backyard invasion ever,0
"how could harvey weinstein get away with this?' asks man currently ignoring sexual misconduct of 17 separate coworkers, friends, acquaintances",1
scuba diver expressing either joy or terror,1
small town honors once-ostracized artist,1
trump's trojan horse tax cut,0
jon stewart's final show raised a whopping $2.2m for charity,0
alpha trick-or-treater established by third house,1
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this new emoticon perfectly explains all your feelings,0
"keith ellison, first muslim congressman, carries clock in solidarity with ahmed",0
immigrant laborers hired to delete spam,1
riverboat horseracing fails utterly,1
biden implores obama to 'rub one out' before debate,1
watch how a headline turns a nice story ageist,0
former mexican president vicente fox issues stark warning to u.s. farmers about trump,0
newspaper scraps references to gay man's husband in his mom's obituary,0
how one mom taught her 7-year-old daughter to accept her natural beauty,0
postmaster general: 'letter carrier surge is working',1
why were so many beloved christmas songs written by jewish musicians?,0
"from layoffs to sexual assault allegations, it's been a hard week in media",0
seth meyers has a scathing message for matt lauer,0
mysterious carving of a woman's face emerges during church restoration,0
all-knowing invisible hand of free market once again guides millions in profits to nation's bead stores,1
there's a serious shortage of psychiatrists in the u.s.,0
use of organic peanut butter adds two minutes to local man's life,1
isis starting to worry new recruit huge psycho,1
why some evangelicals are praying president obama will reject the keystone xl pipeline,0
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"now that man has heard about barack obama, he sees references to him all over the place",1
paul giamatti lauded for supporting role in area murder,1
previously unknown prejudice against japanese surfaces during game of battleship,1
2024 financial collapse passes house 258-159,1
recreational-abortion enthusiasts applaud repeal of partial-birth ban,1
report: video games will never be art,1
watch a carnivore make vegans sound like meatheads,0
the constant conflict between feminism and nationalism,0
watch an escalator malfunction send flyers hockey fans flying,0
local man puts rehab behind him,1
kim davis supporters: deputy clerks who issued gay marriage licenses should be fired,0
13 billboards call out how much money politicians got from the nra,0
ted cruz's wife shudders after noticing twin beds pushed together,1
congress raises livestock minimum wage to $6.50 per hour,1
k-pop group bts excited for first american tour since 1963 appearance on 'ed sullivan',1
office bad boy sees right through team-building exercise,1
joe arpaio's 'concentration camp' is finally closed,0
personal trainer has desk,1
"watching thousands march in his honor unlocks deeper, darker corner of trump's psyche",1
why i didn't reveal i'm deaf in my online dating profile,0
hillary clinton drags taliban leader's body through streets of kabul,1
tsarnaev death penalty a warning to any other religious fanatics hoping to be martyred,1
small change in procedure wendy's manager's crowning achievement,1
jeremy lin makes it a gold christmas for lakers,0
hair weave shaved off,1
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man jumps from hotel's 45th floor with jet pack,0
hometown wistfully toured via google street view,1
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how to make japanese milk bread at home,0
woman wearing jacket indulging in forbidden pleasure of having pockets,1
stephen colbert trolls donald trump jr. with murky 'russia week' intro,0
obama says voting barriers are directly linked to jim crow and slavery,0
the first felony trial of trump inauguration protesters is about to go to a jury,0
man to continue slowly drifting into middle of restaurant until host redirects him,1
disappointing buffalo wild wings not living up to ridicule,1
romney privately wondering how in the name of fuck he's going to appeal to asian voters,1
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10 notable books of 2016 on black women's history,0
who's law is it anyways?,0
john kelly takes responsibility for failing to properly silence victims,1
bolton argues war with iran only way to avenge americans killed in upcoming war with iran,1
trump uses daca setback to launch new attack on court system,0
heartbreaking illustrations document the last words of unarmed black men,0
opinions versus opinionated,0
world-weary sigh emanates from next bathroom stall,1
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cambridge analytica founder once compared trump to hitler,0
12 portable vegan snacks for when hunger hits,0
"fresh off the boat' kid stars talk lunar new year, immigrant roots",0
fishermen hook massive rare sawfish in stunning catch and release,0
california has become a nationwide leader in better school discipline practices,0
"cry of more, more, more heard in midnight hour",1
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netanyahu announces day of mourning for fence damaged in yesterday's conflict,1
lovestruck arabian princess begs father to spare john kerry's life,1
transgender people open up about the impact of hiv on the trans community,0
new 92-grain bread depletes majority of world's resources,1
"all-female skate crew challenges patriarchy, gentrification in nyc",0
national security experts: 'isis are fucking assholes',1
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enthusiasm of 18-year-old first-time voter completely unbearable,1
secret australian government documents found in cabinets from secondhand store,0
paramount hoping overseas market will be dumb enough to embrace latest piece of shit,1
should my child play football?,0
america ferrera is basically selena quintanilla's twin in this pic,0
world wonders what trump has on united states that's forcing nation to keep him in power,1
woman gives birth to her new (book) baby in hilarious photoshoot,0
airbnb under fire from new 'share better' campaign,0
"court summons comes with 1,025 free hours of aol",1
these christmas-inspired burgers are making the season bright,0
australian forced to flee homeland to sell his microwave omelet cooker,1
french authorities hunt for 8th suspect after discovering alleged getaway car,0
beyonce shows love for 'cha cha' and lone star beer,0
boxing coach wishes just once he could mentor someone who has already fully worked through childhood trauma,1
toni braxton: unbreak my heart' is lifetime's most watched movie in a year,0
"young, transgender and acting on tv",0
old el paso introduces emergency taco kit,1
indonesian unrest quelled for tourist season,1
chinese cyber-attacks: will the united states step up its active cyber defense posture?,0
chiropractor scrambling to put vertebrae back in right order before end of session,1
barista gets sick little thrill telling coffee shop customers there no restroom,1
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study: only 4 scenic routes left in country,1
losing-powerball-numbers announcement enters 17th hour,1
climate change gets its due in the democratic debate,0
msf is refusing all eu funding in protest at turkey migrant deal,0
how much money do you need?,0
passenger ruins perfectly good windshield by flying through it,1
area man thinks he was fired because of recession,1
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nasa inadvertently launches unmanned space shuttle,1
waitress only friendly when bringing the check,1
oklahoma governor issues 37-day stay for inmate richard glossip,0
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aliens might be way bigger than we ever imagined,0
we can't believe we spotted jessica alba in these shoes!,0
cyber fraudsters reap billions through email wire-transfer scams,0
fred willard a huge hit at counseling session,1
"monday matters: a walk home to remember, an unbreakable friendship and adorable bulldogs",0
britain to impose one of the world's toughest ivory bans,0
allowance to teach child importance of parental dependence,1
newsguild launches campaign in support of jailed reuters employees,0
secrets about life on earth,0
dad thought he could make it out of zoo without buying kids light-up shit,1
fox ordered to cancel upcoming when presidents are assassinated live special,1
donald trump voices support for sisi amid human rights crackdown,0
norman reedus' new movie 'air' looks just as creepy as 'walking dead',0
chicago police department to monitor all interactions with public using new bullet cams,1
researchers find that spanking your children is incredibly fun,1
letter threatens alabama media group over coverage of roy moore accusations,0
halliburton given contract to rebuild cheney,1
"exhausted doctor to wake up early, finish surgery in morning",1
middle east crisis traced to trouble-making genie,1
nation hoping 'the newsroom' ends before trayvon martin storyline,1
hillary clinton aims to regain momentum at debate after surprise defeat in michigan,0
out-bad chronicles: fantasy from hell,0
pissed off from a lack of sleep? you might be 'slangry',0
three generations of love stories,0
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"u.s., partners secretly agreed to allow iran to evade restrictions in nuclear deal: report",0
"best, most original idea man's ever had returns 114,000 google search results",1
internet enjoys sarah sanders' claim that trump is 'the best negotiator at the table',0
wedding guest blissfully unaware she barely made the cut,1
why my kids won't wish you a merry christmas,0
couple reunited with wedding ring lost in hawaii thanks to gps coordinates,0
obama up early cooking breakfast in one of michelle's extra long t-shirts,1
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fema recommends americans always have go-bag packed in case past finally catches up with them,1
"trump campaign manager faces new allegations of pushing, sexually suggestive comments",0
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joy reid mocks america's invisible man in the middle east: 'where's jared?',0
this pup who retrieves grocery bags from car is even better than fresh direct,0
mandatory unisex golden globes uniforms keep focus on stars' work,1
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obama narrowly misses quarterly performance bonus,1
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national filmstrip board calls for quiet,1
one issue that could reshape america for a generation was snubbed at the debate,0
hollywood talent agency ditches usual oscar party in favor of anti-trump rally,0
nation's tall asked to stand in back,1
a sadder pride because of washington inaction,0
celebrate older americans month by fighting senior poverty,0
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disgusting gyro meat magically turns delicious after midnight,1
new demography today magazine targets demographer demographic,1
building a sustainable 'highway of the future',0
busy philipps consoles michelle williams on 10th anniversary of heath ledger's death,0
dallas police chief who guided force during sniper attack to retire,0
we tested the new 'tearless' onions to see if they really work,0
nation's loyalists compete in annual nigel's bangers and mash eating contest,1
bush attempts to distance self from yet another failed business,1
bitch be gettin' all that way,1
kerry takes frustration out on lobster,1
senior citizen shaken by diminished bawdy-limerick recall,1
bush proud u.s. economic woes can still depress world markets,1
alec baldwin secretes own hair gel,1
secluded cabin in woods filled with big plans for america,1
news website likes to set aside a little ad space to promote own articles,1
world leaders react to news that donald trump will be next u.s. president,0
obama to end automatic residency for cuban migrants,0
this star wars shrine can now be rented for just $50 a night,0
area man urinating like it's the best thing ever to happen to him,1
the coming immigration wars in trump's america,0
"why i voted for roy moore, twice",0
woman comforting friend just going to throw compliments against wall and see what sticks,1
hedge those bets: sports gambling may not be a jackpot for states,0
calumet farms unveils new tandem horse for couples riding,1
the five biggest lies about obamacare,0
coping with holiday grief,0
seth meyers' spoof ad shows how teenagers are actually saving the country,0
invisibility cloak may be moving closer to reality,0
your weight is just a symptom,0
report: 38% of road trips end with burying friend in shallow grave in desert,1
eagles of death metal give emotional first interview since paris attack,0
trump officially declares opioid crisis an emergency 2 months after saying he would,0
the backstreet boys or 'n sync release new album,1
a new what??,0
video captures courthouse beating of inmate accused of killing chicago child,0
study finds americans do most financial planning when figuring out how to get money's worth at buffet,1
hypochondriac convinced patient has cancer,1
twitter rips hillary-bashing susan sarandon for women-unite speech at golden globes,0
back to school: teens and digital stress,0
comey memoir claims trump was obsessed with disproving 'pee tape' allegation,0
laura bush noisily devours infant,1
stephen colbert reveals the back-up slogans for donald trump's 2020 campaign,0
real world producers still looking to fill eating-disorder slot,1
ryan reynolds reveals blake lively's perfect response to his birthday tweet,0
colorado congressman hangs on after splitting with donald trump,0
washington governor: 'we are not afraid to take action' on guns,0
11 must-haves for your dog's first aid kit,0
rex tillerson shoots mike pompeo quick email explaining all the countries,1
area man excited to hear girlfriend has been doing a lot of thinking,1
area man too deep into haircut to start talking to barber now,1
another bunch of southerners dead,1
death by $15 million cuts: how a super pac took down newt gingrich,0
sound designer hits celery with hammer in performance of oscars best sound mixing,1
morbidly obese man recommends you read the hobbit,1
"larry wilmore throws some serious shade at brian williams, the media",0
looking for mr. right? this is why you should stop,0
turkish president: no muslim family should engage in birth control,0
"10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong!",0
"14 places to eat, drink and shop in new york city's chelsea market",0
area spoon only rinsed for past 18 months,1
financial burden of cancer can harm quality of life,0
first report on long-term effects of breakdancing released,1
billy eichner comedy special heading to netflix,0
study: majority of americans fantasize about other countries during national anthem,1
superhero never around when mild-mannered journalist david brooks is,1
three of man's closest relationships with brands,1
the redheads are coming! the redheads are coming!,0
consider britney spears thoroughly unimpressed with ariana grande's impression of her,0
a quiet place' reclaims top spot at the box office,0
coffee stain on shirt not as big a deal this morning,1
cornel west: obama 'posed as a progressive & turned out to be counterfeit',0
nutritionists recommend 3-4 daily servings of anything that's about to go bad,1
ceo unveils bold new plan to undo damage from last year's bold new plan,1
woman knows to stay away from certain parts of own psyche at night,1
one little girl beat the deadliest form of tuberculosis. she is very lucky.,0
key california lawmaker steps down amid harassment claims,0
thai dish apparently costs 3 peppers,1
"report: only 47,000 social justice milestones to go before u.s. achieves full equality",1
obama requests $3.7 billion to deal with border crisis,0
cops attempt to unlock phone of man they killed using his finger,0
people are losing their minds over a big mac covered in molten copper,0
federal prison system retires mcveigh's number,1
"atm flees to mexico with $50,000",1
"abortion doctor's murder sparks waves of calm, rational discussion",1
an american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women,0
white house denied third mortgage,1
man breaks out dating boxers,1
ted cruz wins idaho republican primary,0
report: military contractor overcharged pentagon for torturing iraqi citizens,1
lena dunham plans to dress as a planned parenthood doctor for halloween,0
woman apologizes for what appears to be clean house,1
rookie usda agent vomits after seeing first rotten orange,1
"if you can't keep your new year's resolutions, be kind to yourself",0
a piece of paper is controlling my students' lives,0
astronomers discover previously unknown cluster of nothingness in deep space,1
the creators of 'supergirl' know that title is a bit misogynistic,0
"fbi raids michael cohen's office to get closer look at his innovative, thorough legal work",1
cheney offspring bursts from bush's chest,1
dan coats lifts junior senator onto his shoulders to give better view of state of the union,1
black teens affected by gun violence speak out ahead of march for our lives,0
"dallas ebola nurse slams hospital, claims they used her for pr",0
couple forgets 70th wedding anniversary,1
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a recap of snowden's talk in hawaii (video),0
band dreams of one day becoming popular enough to alienate early fans,1
congresswoman fights for gun control because she almost lost her life to gun violence,0
winners tie in scripps national spelling bee,0
see miley cyrus freak out over a surprise phone call from hilary duff,0
how the uk is strengthening interfaith bonds after paris attacks,0
"tearful anthropologists discover dead ancestor of humans 100,000 years too late",1
what shale gas revolution means for international energy geopolitics and new world order?,0
neighbors come together to watch bmw owner struggle in snow,1
political blogger mass suicide to be discovered in several weeks,1
blaming black voter turnout in virginia,0
seattle mayor's accuser in sex-abuse lawsuit comes forward,0
coffee stain on shirt not as big a deal this morning,1
"admit it, trump supporters, you got duped",0
"trump expels 60 russians, closes russian consulate in seattle after uk chemical attack",0
teary-eyed tim kaine asks clinton if his hair will grow back in time for election day,1
malawi girls take self defense classes to combat widespread sexual violence,0
"america's 'overdose capital' is rising up, and it's time for the media to pay attention",0
middle-aged cat can't begin to compete with adorable kittens on internet,1
churchill's polar bears are finally back on the ice—and they're sending a christmas message,0
nation's shark experts: 'you could've had this job',1
stripper failing school she's working self through,1
man's genetic predisposition for heart disease no match for 10 half-assed push-ups he does couple times a week,1
bush picks up 20 copies of washington post he's in,1
warpaint's theresa wayman on the band's 'vivid' new album and inevitably questioning her career,0
united airlines updates policy on allowing dogfights in passenger cabin,1
office manager forced to resort to unfriendly reminders,1
gm announces plans to recall driverless car by 2021,1
the democrats' false choice,0
mark ruffalo in infinitely polar bear,0
5 key essentials needed for business success,0
tiny changes {today's buddha doodle},0
6-year-old shits out half-assed hand turkey,1
why this fierce model is ok with being called fat,0
watch live: pro-volleyball star gabby reece dishes on nbc's new fitness show,0
"deputy who flipped spring valley high student acted reprehensibly, school officials say",0
the sugar industry paid scientists to be on its side as early as the 1960s,0
"senate passes $1.3 trillion spending bill, sends it to trump",0
charlize theron meets the kill club in new 'dark places' clip,0
a woman announced her pregnancy with a unicorn frappuccino,0
trump taps 'jumpin' jack flash' to close the deal in iowa,0
trump blames obama for his political protester problem,0
ann coulter says 'every woman who has ever been employed by fox' has stories about roger ailes,0
this is a middle-aged man's true path to happiness,0
man on first date cunningly leaves behind one of his fingers at woman's house,1
confused audience member at town hall debate asking about city's new stoplights,1
not even he can mess this up,0
scientists discover portal to outside world,1
area man takes metallica audio tour of art museum,1
"clinton, hagar meet to discuss federal speed-limit issues",1
police find recorded 'confession' on austin bomber's cellphone,0
gop leaders' daughters: 'it's pretty fucked up if we're the only reason you're denouncing trump's statements',1
watch one of the world's largest lakes shrink before your eyes,0
nicaraguan diplomat drops deadly spider onto john kerry's blanket,1
alexa and google home record what you say. but what happens to that data?,0
trump's refusal to accept election results has americans fuming,0
report: someone probably masturbating to this stock photo right now,1
departing obama tearfully shoos away loyal drone following him out of white house,1
college football playoff projections,0
report: 87% of u.s. women achieve orgasm when fantasizing about gorton's fisherman,1
bernie sanders' son levi is running for congress,0
"pakistani boy, u.s. drone form unlikely friendship",1
samantha bee sums up ivanka trump's new white house role in just 8 words,0
security guard can't afford to relax for so much as six hours,1
"it unclear why thousands of loud, chanting trump supporters gathering outside arena in iowa",1
mongol hordes sack u.s.,1
woman claims she had miscarriage after cop used stun gun against her,0
so-called 'giant' mouse actually baby kangaroo,1
abe's visit will remind americans china's power must be checked,0
roth vs. traditional 401(k) -- which is better?,0
husky can't stop blowing bubbles; we can't stop saying awww,0
a stunning look inside an abandoned french chateau,0
leonardo dicaprio kisses bear before going up to receive oscar,1
indian cops arrest alleged kingpin behind u.s. tax scam,0
"tiny, risky, unlabeled and you're eating it",0
man must be living with roommates by choice at this point,1
local grandmother feared dead after appearing in woman's profile picture,1
blowing smoke at global warming,0
"to understand health care repeal, follow the money",0
bbc upgrades flap to row,1
dunkin' donuts unveils new seasonal rotting jack-o'-lantern latte for end of fall,1
high school freshman thinks 'romeo and juliet' might just be her favorite play,1
jerked around after all these years,0
at the heart of cop20: loss and damage,0
hotshot peasant has window,1
the children's books that took our breath away in 2015,0
u.s. defense secretary: 'i am in love',1
rockstar games begins imprisoning programmers for 'red dead redemption 3',1
aliens might be way bigger than we ever imagined,0
absolutely disgusting shower curtain liner has another 3 years left in it,1
hydraulic press squeezes the life out of a bowling ball (and other stuff),0
"passage of health care reform brings democrat-republican score to 317,622-318,047",1
black man blissfully unaware his name going to be hashtag by end of week,1
5 ways to create the perfect outdoor room,0
moving forward from charlottesville,0
fred durst spray paints 'limp bizkit' on bridge,1
surging demand for rechargeable batteries is driving business to south america,0
top democrat pushes back on expanding obama's trade powers,0
report: uttering phrase 'easy does it' prevents 78% of drywall damage while moving furniture,1
area man stops self after eating 3 advent calendars,1
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teen tweets of the week!,0
"this man used netflix to propose, and now we're ugly crying at our desk",0
"millions of white nationalists gather in streets, offices around country to normally go about day",1
joel siegel 'absolutely loved' dream he had last night,1
rubenesque woman has picassoesque face,1
can spatial skills actually help your writing?,0
10 eating habits linked to dying from cardiovascular disease and diabetes,0
new 'robocop' trailer reveals main character to be some sort of robotic policeman,1
scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile,0
fda approves nasal-spray version of overdose drug naloxone,0
everything old is new again,0
report: bridge probably has whole mess of bats under there,1
glasses are the new it accessory,0
uzo aduba's emmys dress is a work of art,0
did melania trump really 'like' my tweet about her marriage?,0
eyes removed in violent yearbook attack,1
breathtaking photos of witch doctors and healers reveal the spiritual diversity of bolivia,0
report: more recent college graduates making extra money by tutoring high school teachers,1
apple may have poached electric motorcycle company to death,0
rescued baby bird wearing out welcome,1
breaking: waiter picking up napkin with bare hand,1
police uncover talk-show-guest mill in rural kentucky,1
bush caught in one of his own terror traps,1
nation confident team usa can participate in world cup,1
"reforming college debt, part i: the problem",0
the don sterling apology that didn't happen,0
historical archives: a jest for you,1
14 toronto film festival movies worth your attention,0
eleven-year-old used as human shield in dodgeball game,1
stack of unused cd-rs turns five,1
working-class whites still have it a whole lot better than their black counterparts,0
home homosexuality test now available,1
dean mentions he'd make a great secretary of health and human services,1
white house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general,0
the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens',1
2014: year in review for the white house initiative on asian americans and pacific islanders,0
suspect arrested in connection with college basketball player death,0
how we're using existing technology to save vets' and service members' lives (and how you can help),0
trump gives muslim on fence about radicalizing just the push he needed,1
5 life lessons i learned from holding a garage sale,0
man failing to heed harsh lessons of past orders sonic bacon cheeseburger toaster,1
report: more americans setting aside money in case of pr emergency,1
new york times' reader stoked after noticing article penned by favorite reporting duo,1
the brawny man is the brawny woman for women's history month,0
older cousin thinks it about time to have uninformed sex talk with area 8-year-old,1
3-week-old jack-o'-lantern excited to give one last scare when slightest touch causes it to collapse into disgusting mush,1
twas the night before the hot dog contest...,0
chick corea falls to communists,1
hoosier hostility: not the american way,0
listening to nas makes me complicit in misogynoir,0
10 reasons it's awesome to be a black gay man,0
pizza rat has returned. or has he?,0
report: obama to meet with congressional leaders on isis,0
commercial actor informed he doesn't have that prego tomato sauce look,1
goldman sachs announces they're blowing up a nursing home and there's nothing anyone can do about it,1
how the wicked wanderlust can ruin your life,0
stock-photo model scout sees something special in man in business suit crossing arms,1
woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse,0
cities are outlawing one job interview question to fight the wage gap,0
bitcoin bowl and the disruption of fiat currency,0
guatemalan earthquake registers 0.3 on area man's consciousness,1
corbett friend screwing with newspaper endorsements,0
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ho ho no -- 5 reasons there's no santa in our christmas,0
are there 22 patriotic house republicans?,0
can you hear us now: an ongoing movement to raise the voices of muslim women,0
watch: what it feels like after you wolf down 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes,0
childish gambino teases concept album exploring what world might be like if he put a shirt on,1
david geist opens up about events that brought him closer to the 'flame',0
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romney campaign reboots for 72nd consecutive week,1
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joint chiefs chairman pretty sure he could pull off junta if he really wanted to,1
a political obituary for the president's son-in-law,0
aspiring legislator keeps sending unsolicited bills to house of representatives,1
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boyfriend's snack 200% of woman's daily caloric intake,1
terrified laptop wakes up inside case,1
a resolution for presidents day — trump must go,0
old little league trophy stared at,1
portugal finally gets it together,1
u.s. postal service appoints first leather-clad postmistress general,1
man races against time to take out trash bag with widening puncture,1
will this be the china century?,0
"frying with olive oil, and other ways you're misusing oil",0
family saved by three-way inflatable goat,1
older trump voters say they oppose key elements of gop obamacare replacement,0
report: majority of statements now prefaced by phrase 'in light of recent events',1
fda prepares nation for switch to digital food format,1
charlie rose opens up about one of his greatest regrets,0
report: logan's mom put him on a diet,1
the 'pitch perfect 2' super bowl trailer is aca-here,0
report: 89% of suzy qs never make it out of gas station parking lots,1
trump's iran decision leaves only 2 likely outcomes,0
david letterman on why he doesn't care that much about television anymore,0
"after peddling islamophobia, trump to give speech on islam while in saudi arabia",0
mueller reportedly investigating ukraine payment to trump foundation,0
"espn reporter michael eaves chokes on a bug, but the show goes on",0
freakonomist keeps close eye on ge stock versus height of mexican weightlifters,1
wrong font chosen for gravestone,1
the bizarre story of trump's first congressional endorsement,0
nostalgic hope hicks barely recognizes young woman on white house id badge,1
vast array of lip-balm options paralyzes shopper,1
steven spielberg recalls coming to blows with e.t. on film set,1
librarian who amassed millions by living humbly leaves entire fortune to college,0
"kushner following trump's orders on secret link with russia, ex-cia official suggests",0
4 personal tips to set up for sleep success,0
"eric trump scolds father that he mustn't inquire about the businesses, for he's sworn not to tell",1
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brave woman enters restaurant without first looking it up online,1
kate hudson shows off her pipes with cover of prince's 'nothing compares 2 u',0
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google's got plans for 'smart' contact lenses,0
sixth grader begins work on pony trilogy,1
stephen colbert gives donald trump's allies and enemies the funniest alter egos,0
"2 officers fired, 2 suspended for violently dragging doctor off united flight",0
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clinton found alive,1
friend of friend better friend than friend,1
breaking: has the word 'breaking' lost all its meaning?,1
our american life,0
"lois gibbs: 'the government wouldn't help me, so i decided to do it myself'",0
thousands take to the streets to demand resignation of nicaraguan president,0
roommate never seems to leave apartment,1
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the fate of anti-zika gmo mosquitos in the u.s. rests on florida,0
former presidents convene for liver spot summit,1
democratic presidential candidates endorse new 'medicare for all'-branded cigna insurance plan for only $400 per month,1
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area man experimented with sex back in college,1
lara flynn boyle's publicist warns interviewer upfront,1
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golden retriever mauls 5 in huge victory for pitbull apologists,1
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sources: petraeus knew about affair for more than a year,1
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dog the bounty hunter joins lawsuit against chris christie over bail reform,0
baseball slugger on pace to hit 60 women,1
45% of items in woman's apartment have word 'love' written on them,1
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"holy knockoff, batman! man busted for throwing 'batarang' at cops",0
samsung will give iphone owners a new galaxy phone to try for $1,0
gutters and castles,0
kennedy space center displays suit worn by buzz aldrin while lobbying for nasa funding,1
the economist' to halt production for month to let readers catch up,1
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disney begins uploading obama's consciousness to hall of presidents robot,1
following the money: energy dollars hard at work on capitol hill,0
"texas man kills co-worker, then takes own life",0
here's why the college admissions process is bonkers,0
early stage threesome forming in corner of party,1
the best chance to defeat roy moore may be for the democratic party to lie low,0
u.s. retakes top spot in annual 'party country' rankings,1
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matt lauer returns to today show following 2-day suspension,1
6 texas books that aren't about cowboys,0
the u.s. can't afford to continue the death penalty,0
time to kick turkey out of nato,0
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disney unveils first virgin princess,1
months of painstaking practice critiquing celebrity fashion comes down to this for area woman,1
here's your chance to attend kobe bryant's last game,0
9 harrowing images that capture the lasting impact of sexual assault,0
behind peter thiel's plan to destroy gawker,0
russia vows to expand 'black list' of americans in response to new sanctions,0
umass dartmouth beginning to regret offering course in applied domestic terrorism,1
ivanka trump says her dad can't be sexist because he hired her,0
trump warns iran that u.s. won't tolerate widespread suffering in any country besides america,1
donald trump's sacking of james comey is a test for republicans,0
bill nighy and carey mulligan renew old lovers' quarrels,0
billy ray cyrus to speak out on single-payer health-care issue on politically incorrect,1
a giant list of epic destinations for anyone who lives to travel,0
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hillary clinton continues to distance herself from her husband's crime policies,0
kellogg's pulls controversial 'choco-bastard' from store shelves,1
why azealia banks will never redefine 'faggot',0
jeopardy! viewer had no idea he knew so much about weasels,1
a measles outbreak is growing in arizona,0
powerful special interest group momentarily blanks on agenda,1
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"weak, ineffectual man will be right back with that account file",1
gop tax plan estimated to add $1.7 trillion to national debt,0
facebook offering new profile frame to let friends know you stopped scrolling briefly to look at disaster photos and felt sorta bad,1
hillary clinton inspires young girls to form presidential exploratory committees,1
meghan markle's college friends stuck at table with sickly habsburg cousins,1
obama begins state of the union by asking congress to imagine newt gingrich standing before them,1
"couple should get dinner with other couple, couple reports",1
"hats, apples, umbrellas, a pipe that is not a pipe: magritte, the magician of art.",0
edge of tomorrow as spiritual travel metaphor,0
new nervous-energy drink recreates feeling of waiting for girl to call,1
this 2-year-old has a lifetime's worth of perfect halloween costumes,0
kids and technology: can we ever really keep up?,0
how to overcome the stress of long distance relationships,0
trump praises saddam hussein again — this time for killing terrorists 'so good',0
"tai chi, part 1 (video)",0
juno' writer says it's definitely not an 'anti-choice movie',0
clinton aide: protesters don't want $15 an hour,0
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finance industry's 'macho attitude' about sleep has serious consequences,0
"lone, weak bystander targeted by pack of female friends who want their picture taken",1
last french fry told to 'get your ass over here',1
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nyc medical students won't accept obamacare repeal without a fight,0
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self-actualized historians urge nation not to get hung up on the past,1
love wins in singer dyllan murray's heartfelt new music video,0
adrenaline-fueled mother lifts heavy child from car,1
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townsfolk strongly prefer man's werewolf incarnation,1
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aly raisman sues u.s. olympic committee for silence on larry nassar,0
newlywed couple crash cars into each other in fatal accident,0
duterte says he may impose martial law if drug problem worsens,0
amy schumer is a tiny witch in very cute halloween throwback,0
wednesday's morning email: latest missile launch from north korea appears to put entire continental u.s. in range,0
a trainwreck of bad refereeing just saved the nba playoffs,0
shitty human being blames decreased daylight this time,1
u.s. senators share their #metoo sex harassment stories,0
college football scout has eye on high-school cheerleader,1
"captain actual america' overweight, hopelessly in debt",1
horrible facebook algorithm accident results in exposure to new ideas,1
congress passes antisocial insecurity act,1
kristen bell and dax shepard are giving us everything at the golden globes,0
everyone on wedding dance floor simultaneously wondering if they're truly happy,1
fda questions use of aspirin to prevent first heart attack,0
scientists warn ionosphere one top-40 hit away from exploding,1
salamanders bravely offer to go extinct in place of better animal,1
prison riot in mexico leaves 52 dead,0
a commodore computer from the 1980s is still heating schools in michigan,0
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"study finds controlled washington, d.c. wildfires crucial for restoring healthy political environment",1
"daytime-talk-show mixup leads to 1,000-pound- man makeover",1
inanimate object despised,1
these republicans have a plan for tackling climate change,0
report: dad wants to show you where fuse box is,1
motherhood is an extreme sport,0
roommate dancing while he thinks no one's watching is amazing,0
"cell-phone user promises girlfriend, entire post office he'll try to change",1
that chinese girl in office: 'i am not chinese',1
song and dance for leprosy education,0
white castle plundered by turks,1
"wells fargo computer glitch accidentally forecloses on all 5,700 branches",1
nobody at capital one can remember why it put vikings in its ads,1
official texas republican platform says more than half the state is gay,0
time magazine just six months from big cocktail-nation-craze story,1
report: statistically speaking there's decent chance pope francis molested someone,1
"bengal tigers' habitat down to studio apartment in jaipur, india",1
6 things that always go on sale in june,0
huffpollster: republican women really don't like trump,0
what your brain actually does when you multitask,0
turkey's state of emergency decrees are horrible for democracy,0
there's a reason powerful americans love to attack black sports figures,0
google unveils new larry page–driven car,1
what special olympians taught timothy shriver about real fun,0
relieved scott walker narrowly avoids acknowledging immigrants' humanity during campaign speech,1
area man can't remember whether he rented mimic or the relic,1
25-year-old goes on raucous immunization binge on night before losing parents' health insurance,1
neil young quits legendary bridge school concert for 'personal reasons',0
baylor football coach ignoring 'culture problem' despite sex abuse,0
ari fleischer replaced by toby keith,1
what should we believe: marco rubio or math?,0
magnetic migration,0
copycat criminals continue to mimic liquor store robbery from 1822,1
first poll since james comey announcement shows no effect on hillary clinton -- yet,0
teen accurately describes robert mapplethorpe exhibit as 'gay',1
taylor swift's arrival causes airport delays in japan,0
margot robbie gave one unlucky 'suicide squad' member a misspelled tattoo,0
petition to censure trump gains momentum,0
congressman excited to be working on bill with intern he has huge crush on,1
woman's head feared lost forever inside infinity scarf,1
andy samberg impaled jerry from 'parks and recreation' with an emmy,0
white house dishwasher tenders resignation,1
give me your dreamers that are searching for purpose,0
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man feels less guilty about gentrifying eastern european neighborhood,1
donald trump plays a dangerous game of telephone,0
the important conversation almost no one seems to be having,0
the most important first step to success,0
trump's trade war is an incompetent response to a real problem,0
report: nation secretly hoping dads die first,1
authorities praise twitter users' rapid response to virginia shooting,1
director has clear vision of how studio will destroy movie,1
german fairy tale ends predictably,1
"q&a with writer/director ben caird on writing and the inspiration for his new film, halfway",0
30 days of online dating: my first tinder date,0
trump executive order helps cement guantanamo's status as a forever prison,0
"hm, i wonder what mark zuckerberg's up to on facebook right now",0
family at restaurant reminds grandma what food she likes,1
fall movies every mom will see,0
is a college degree really the best investment?,0
why it might cost you a bit more to get in the door at costco,0
christian couple staying together for sake of god,1
u.s. loses u.n. membership after soapy bo obama jumps up on secretary-general,1
the remarkable legacy of fidel castro,0
russell westbrook withdraws from olympics in brazil,0
darren wilson and vegan mom,0
loser friend sort of doing better,1
blm's alicia garza launches census project to mobilize black political power,0
bill maher thanks donald trump for exposing 'hypocritical' evangelicals,0
unhrc decay needs urgent treatment,0
new envelope pushes envelope envelope,1
china unveils its first restaurant inside an airplane,0
why women should stop calling themselves old,0
terrified families fleeing northern gaza airstrikes seek refuge with un,0
that one chinese place closes,1
"f**k it, i quit' anchor explains her dramatic exit",0
cnn panel gets in tense battle over caitlyn jenner,0
back-to-back broadcasts of 'big' happening on tbs apparently unrelated to death of penny marshall,1
everything you need to know about mike kelley,0
tyra banks doesn't have time for drake's worst behavior in 'child's play' video,0
dermatologists recommend regularly checking body for screaming demonic face bulging out of skin,1
snl' takes on sexist super bowl stereotypes in the best way,0
bowling birthday party enters 5th agonizing hour,1
clinton forced to kneel before zod,1
homeless man has no idea what to do with visiting parents,1
rest of world not biting on couple's open relationship,1
film critic belatedly comes up with swordfish zinger,1
how to find 'secret' discounted airfare,0
"trump lawsuit over white house book 'nonstarter,' legal experts say",0
why smartphone use helps develop 21st century skills in higher education,0
authorities urge florida residents to prevent further disasters by finally standing up to hurricane,1
trump fascinated by israeli cultural tradition of mass slaughter of protesters,1
5 reasons your salon haircut turned out wrong,0
schumer trolls trump tax plan: you're doing it wrong,0
chrissy teigen poses poolside with a plate of chicken on her thigh,0
daily mail hits another low with sexist front page,0
academy honors retiring daniel day-lewis with small farewell happy hour in dolby theatre kitchen,1
"americans expect government officials to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, poll shows",0
trump reveals how he would force mexico to pay for border wall,0
this is the first u.s. school to allow marijuana for disabled students,0
bats shooed out of nation's waterslide tunnels in preparation for summer,1
scary and gross - 3 disturbing consequences of a warming planet,0
5 ways to outsmart the supermarket and lose weight,0
reporter's interview with kristen wiig is hilariously awkward,0
mexico city stages james bond-inspired day of the dead parade,0
to your health,0
cookie johnson reveals what led to a secret 2-week separation from magic johnson,0
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"woman struggling to contort dreams, ambitions into shape of dental technician",1
10 biggest myths about being an escort,0
"running from obama, mary landrieu embraces hillary clinton",0
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
the democrats can no longer avoid introspection,0
nana finally makes it to never land in battle for the book!,0
"scientists discover dangerous link between book learnin', back talk",1
fisher-price designer would like to see 2-year-old try and choke on newest version,1
you are where you eat,0
new low stooped to,1
"sylvester stallone shells out $400,000 for a statue of himself",0
how to eat seasonally in the middle of february,0
"trump filing shows he paid cohen, after cohen paid stormy",0
child on first day at refugee camp misses dead parents,1
now you can see into your future. and it's pretty darn scary.,1
high school students line up for school oil portrait day,1
adjusting several sliders on recording studio's mixing console pays off big time,1
ted cruz-john kasich pact gets off to a bad start,0
breaking: friend who just got motorcycle already dead,1
"ukraine: nationalist flags, insignia and curious symbolism",0
car bomb kills three in southeastern turkey,0
watch live: william shatner discusses the life of late friend leonard nimoy,0
super bowl 2015: to cheat or not to cheat,0
17 weather-ready snow boots that aren't ugly,0
bike helmet protects child from helmet-inspired beating,1
2016 was awful for pretty much everything except podcasts,0
gop congressman who once tried to unseat john boehner blasts colleagues for trying to do the same,0
fab fiction of the summer: the mexican flyboy,0
man thinks he managed to masturbate without waking roommate,1
why some evangelicals are praying president obama will reject the keystone xl pipeline,0
trump refuses to play gop ball,0
how do you know when a beauty product is 'the one'?,0
tijuana and the future of trade,0
"man craving some kind of human connection that would let him know he's not alone in this world, sliders",1
fridge magnet a constant reminder of arizona's existence,1
couple discovers shop that sells cakes,1
media organizations make pilgrimage to facebook headquarters to lay content at foot of mark zuckerberg,1
texas gop chair laments inclusion of gay conversion therapy in party platform,0
cruz super pac aims to take out rubio in florida,0
rain-drenched cat announces it ready to stay inside and be part of family,1
visiting chinese pm presents obama with 'the expendables' on dvd,1
ron paul promises to return when country needs him most,1
the most standout looks from black stars on the oscars red carpet,0
egyptian woman wishes screaming protester husband would go bonkers for her once in a while,1
nation celebrates full week without deadly mass shooting,1
mental health and nuclear weapons,0
the top 10 workout songs for january 2018,0
high school fuckup now in charge of checking airport luggage for explosives,1
most of trump's voters don't think he's changed since taking office,0
fcc votes to undo key roadblocks to media company consolidation,0
woman celebrates 4th year of weaning self off facebook,1
archivists unearth rare early career paul newman salsa,1
what was he wearing?' why the media needs to ask the right questions about rape and violence,0
little piggy dancing to rihanna's 'work' will make your day,0
final harry potter book blasted for containing spoilers,1
mcdonald's janitor would like to thank everyone who tossed half-full cups of soda into trash,1
"if men menstruated, would periods still be taboo?",0
the toy aisle is almost too much for this boy to handle,0
white house staff secretary rob porter resigns over abuse allegations,0
everyone is in love with shawn mendes after iheartradio music awards performance,0
eviction notice all business,1
measuring spoon hasn't looked back ever since being detached from ring,1
republican party boss dismisses trump threat to run as independent,0
melania trump seeks at least $150 million in damages over report she worked as an escort,0
fred thompson fears presidential run will typecast him as politician,1
dr. oz explains why men rarely address mental health issues,0
watch a wrecking ball destroy a bunch of cars and get on with your life,0
teresa giudice looks better than ever in a cut-out dress,0
"puerto ricans are americans, but that doesn't matter to the u.s.",0
johns hopkins doctors perform first successful surgery on broken thumb,1
trump fans the flames,0
netflix instant thinking about adding good movie,1
how to stop the tragic loss of beer on st. patrick's day,0
85-year-old russian stares at cement wall of room,1
gwyneth paltrow reported as news,1
roger stone says his conversation with dnc hackers was 'completely innocuous',0
george h.w. bush hasn't seen anyone from his secret service detail in years,1
questions we ask when raising black boys in america,0
the wsj's long record of protecting polluters,0
delicate pastry not made for this world,1
my michael brown and ezell ford moment,0
"thousands march in washington, d.c. heat to demand trump act on climate change",0
sea claims flip-flop,1
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lifelong newport smoker barely alive with pleasure,1
28 secrets of exceptionally productive people,0
egyptian populace to hopefully get something better than democracy out of all this,1
tis the season to be cheeky with 'jingle butts' music video,0
paul ryan on removing devin nunes: 'the tax cuts are working',0
nancy pelosi rushes into living room to hear grandson's first talking point,1
man forced to come up with 45 seconds of facial expressions while waitress lists off specials,1
4 money moves that jump-start your way to financial freedom,0
coworker insists on describing entire plot of old spice commercial,1
jared kushner mercilessly mocked over reported security clearance downgrade,0
"republicans, democrats unite in good laugh over reform party",1
there is no plan b either in yemen or in syria,0
regarding (and remembering) susan sontag,0
danny tanner was once played by a completely different guy,0
fashion plate smashed,1
woman angered when veiled anger expressed as mock anger is interpreted as real anger,1
chris christie sticks taxpayers with huge bill for official portrait,0
chris hemsworth knows 'what love is' now that he has kids,0
applebee's steak sent back for not being properly slathered,1
"blackberry still exists, and it's doing alright",0
febreze releases new air horn for covering up unpleasant bathroom sounds,1
aclu stresses that it legal to film garbage men in all 50 states if you really need to,1
dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure,0
rare quarter worth 26 cents,1
mason-dixon line renamed ihop-waffle house line,1
mitt romney jots down ideas for concession speech while obama talks,1
"in new york state, a glimmer of good news about the opioid crisis",0
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el salvador upholds three-decade prison term for woman who suffered stillbirth,0
only remaining rhyme rapper can think of is 'cliff clavin',1
here's what clinton and trump were really thinking about during the debate,0
"world cup stadium's walls reinforced with 10,000 homeless brazilians",1
problems with your pokemon go app? check this site for more info.,0
23-year-old arrested for failure to own halogen lamp,1
willow rented,1
30-year-old has earned $11 more than he would have without college education,1
clinton assures tim kaine she'll continue serving as president in event of her death,1
huckabee forced to attend fundraiser with head stuck in molasses crock,1
let's deemphasize people's motivations behind advocacy and volunteering,0
kidnapped journalist forced to explain to isis captors what buzzfeed news is,1
morbidly obese pumpkin wins contest,1
both israel and hamas have a responsibility to protect civilians,0
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kavanaugh offers elena kagan pull of vodka from aquafina bottle,1
who's a better liar: brian williams or pinocchio?,0
an open and personal email to hillary clinton from a contemporary,0
flu clinic selling 2009 version of vaccine for a few bucks cheaper,1
time' magazine subscribers brace for inevitable issue with close-up of ted cruz's face,1
report: jessica milly has put out,1
party guest figures bedroom dresser probably where host wants everyone to leave empty cans,1
7 diy beauty hacks using pantry staples,0
wounded marine: friendly-fire bullets hurt that much more,1
kerry captures bin laden one week too late,1
miracle overpass issues mysterious stream of urine,1
"bacon good for you, reports best scientist ever",1
former counterterrorism official slams 'coward' trump over comey firing,0
only two segways in town collide,1
millionaire pays for breast implants for rolls royce hood ornament,1
5 scientific reasons you should go on vacation,0
"woman agrees to pay for wrong lottery ticket, then wins $5 million",0
how i learned to love my body,0
u.s.-backed syrian militias take back raqqa from isis,0
trump and steve bannon look back with rose-colored glasses in james corden spoof,0
los angeles on high alert as lapd back on regular duty,1
mayor daley's son appointed head of illinois nepotist party,1
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snowy mountain in pyeongchang figures it can withstand 1 or 2 more big cheers before triggering avalanche,1
peru's presidential election shows a narrow lead for kuczynski,0
obama: 'i'm going to do what i can through executive action' on immigration,0
election day: gov. hopeful vitter trails in deep-red louisiana,0
at&t ceo regrets hiring cohen instead of just dropping a ton of cash at trump international hotel like everyone else,1
x-files' creator hints reboot may confirm that theory about scully,0
michael brown audiotapes conclusively reveal exactly what you want them to,1
immigrant also applying to a few reach countries,1
trump tells guam governor nuclear tensions will mean more tourism,0
either someone 14th caller or everything on fire at spanish radio station,1
u.s. secretary of beer: 'woooo!',1
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al roker slams 'moron' jim inhofe for bringing snowball to senate,0
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let them eat cake!,0
dance cage recidivism rates at all-time high within american club scene,1
taliban making military gains in afghanistan,0
15 ways the knicks can trade carmelo anthony,0
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sonny bono foundation prevents at-risk youths from skiing into trees,1
fun sticker placed on child's ventilator,1
eric cantor pressuring wife to try new political position,1
historical archives: two feared dead in near-by child-birth,1
the fakebook inside facebook,0
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when patriotism becomes idolatry,0
a dirty little secret about my sex life,0
who will win and who should win at the 2015 emmys,0
18 halloween costume ideas for people who wear glasses,0
ruth bader ginsburg says 'cooler heads' should prevail on supreme court vacancy,0
god announces plans to slowly wean humans off religion,1
sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name,0
frenzied trump supporters admit they'd be just as happy tearing him to pieces,1
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"trump is at war with iran, not isis",0
snl praised for 'draw muhammad' skit,0
donald trump expects the media to do what he wants -- because it often does,0
how to stop the tragic loss of beer on st. patrick's day,0
israel calls for increase in u.s. taxes to fund attacks on gaza,1
teacher allegedly shares nude photos of her boob job with students,0
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subway manager disgusted by sight of cold cut combo devouring large rat,1
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attention politicians: god created and welcomes us in all of our diversity,0
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satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is,0
benghazi committee chair: staffer fired for classified info breach,0
the gop establishment has found the one thing that can make donald trump palatable: ted cruz,0
chrissy teigen points out mitt romney's hypocrisy in one tweet,0
how the host of 'river monsters' hopes his show will inspire environmentalism,0
shooting suspect released after not breaking any arizona laws,1
a real phish nye miracle,0
annoying man more annoying after skydiving,1
obama begins sales pitch on trade to wary u.s. public,0
heartbroken russian ambassador thought special meetings with jeff sessions were very memorable,1
overworked prosecutor thinking of taking police brutality case as a little vacation,1
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"50 years after martin luther king jr.'s death, america is still segregated",0
this week in...: 19 hypocrisies and counting,0
health: how the inevitable telemedicine trend will change healthcare forever,0
annoying youtube algorithm not letting man forget single time he watched 14 hours straight of hitler speeches,1
the assassination of democracy: a death of a thousand cuts,0
how do you know when a beauty product is 'the one'?,0
shannon tweed named head of u.s. task force on nudity & aging,1
stunning time-lapse video captures one of the world's strangest landscapes,0
laura ingraham claims protesting parkland students don't have enough gun knowledge to criticize nicholas cruz,1
john kerry poses as masseuse to get few minutes with putin,1
passion with which child demanding balloon actually kind of inspiring,1
study: retired dads busier than ever,1
4 ways grandparents unintentionally sabotage parents,0
"wall street firm develops new high-speed algorithm capable of performing over 10,000 ethical violations per second",1
union plows ahead after major scotus setback,0
60 minutes' reporter reveals trump's chilling reason for slamming the press,0
new york times' moves all content you won't give a shit about unless you make at least $200k a year into one convenient section,1
saturday night live' can't use language as bad as trump's,0
african leaders still treating clinton as president,1
"off-duty cop kills home intruder who posted online threats, police say",0
syrian families living outside turkish refugee camps face tough conditions,0
cash-strapped michael jackson forced to sell off pet giraffes as meat,1
report finds j. geils band's 'centerfold' will outlast you and all that you create in this life,1
philando castile's high school classmates award first scholarship in his honor,0
wwii veteran reunites with his long-lost love after 70 years…on skype!,0
7 books every middle-aged person should read this summer,0
new study finds running for 20 minutes each day could add years of soreness to life,1
mitt romney 'planning to run' for senate if orrin hatch retires: report,0
the smithereens lead singer pat dinizio dead at 62,0
surgeon general recommends exercising once every several months during flash of panic about health,1
report: it the part of night where everyone just sort of goes around and remembers commercials they liked,1
national review writer: ben carson 'more authentically black' than obama,0
the #nevertrump movement could have a big day in wisconsin,0
the big dark': series of storms stretching from china to u.s. batters northwest,0
dog held against will inside skype window,1
struggling local theater space put out of its misery,1
trump planning to throw lie about immigrant crime rate out there early in debate to gauge how much he can get away with,1
area woman worried she's forgetting what heath ledger looked like,1
30 unbeleafably adorable gifts for plant lovers,0
charles darwin and the sunmine,0
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senator honored for work with overprivileged americans,1
psychopath joins fourth straight republican administration,1
noxious minions of satan offer free installation through july,1
boston globe offers 'spotlight' fellowship to fund investigations,0
desperate obama just wants to know who to give weapons to in order to stop isis,1
parks and rec' star natalie morales comes out as queer,0
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heroic prego advertisement replaces refreshed webpage's presidential campaign banner,1
unkempt japanese man must be some sort of artist or something,1
donald trump says our schools are 'flush with cash.' they're falling apart!,0
overfunded public school forced to add jazz band,1
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need for more places to sit becomes election's most important issue,1
special pull-out section: rural illinois' sexist moms,1
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extra-slanty italics introduced for extremely important words,1
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u.s. falls short of success,1
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car bomb kills turkish soldiers in mainly kurdish province,0
ice cube that man couldn't pry from tray lives to see another day,1
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pope francis spotted sunbathing nude in st. peter's square,1
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man not accepting any more television recommendations at this time,1
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bandai recalls lady gaga,1
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girlfriend to stay underneath blanket for next 5 months,1
desperate catholic church now offering sainthood to anyone who regularly attends weekly mass,1
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home depot releases new bluetooth cordless hose,1
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man feels automatic connection with attractive woman,1
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half-empty bottle of malibu found in woods behind school,1
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professor pressured to sleep with student for good course evaluation,1
darren wilson ain't no ham sandwich: prosecutorial manipulation of a flawed grand jury system,0
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amazon admits alexa device eavesdropped on portland family,0
girls scouts announces they'll never ever let gross fucking boys in,1
wheelchair basketball game enjoyed for all the wrong reasons,1
iran nuclear deal pits u.s. congress versus u.s. allies?,0
police catch 'nonchalant' gunman who killed 3 at colorado walmart,0
bradley cooper looks unrecognizable for new role,0
army general conducts exhaustive sex probe,1
bid to save gawker.com falls short,0
zapp institute adjusts bounce/ounce ratio,1
salvation army clothing drop-off choked with stirrup pants,1
house republican spending bill seeks to block obama's carbon rules,0
christie 2016 comes from nowhere to win republican nomination,1
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white house announces obamacare exchange now only accessible from single kiosk in remote iowa cornfield,1
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job placement service helps students who fail out of dad's alma mater find work at dad's company,1
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art professor revealed to be convincing fake,1
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permission denied,0
trump shaping general election strategy with team of most trusted erratic impulses,1
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the mouse that roared,0
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"6 months of trump, 6 lessons learned",0
south korean president shakes hands with north korean leaders during winter olympics opening ceremony,0
report: trying to hug oncoming train still leading cause of death for nation's idiots,1
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ruth bader ginsburg says 'cooler heads' should prevail on supreme court vacancy,0
women in hollywood perfectly okay they not represented behind the scenes of 'the blacklist',1
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attorney lisa bloom planned to discredit harvey weinstein's accusers: report,0
free school lunches kept me from starving,0
residents say racism accusations don't tell full story of cops who quit after town elected its first black mayor,0
son of edward r. murrow says father 'real dirtbag' compared to onion reporters,1
white house official reportedly said mass shooting was a 'reprieve' from chaos,0
long-lost salamander rediscovered in guatemalan jungle,0
iraq is investigating alleged executions of sunnis in fallujah,0
dan harmon finally reveals reason behind 'rick and morty' delays,0
household death toll climbs to one,1
why these muslim kids are scared of a donald trump presidency,0
angelique kerber defeats serena williams in australian open,0
root beer float ice cream,0
icy snowball can already tell it going to make 9-year-old cry,1
"disney, pixar to release a short about a li'l dumpling, and it sounds darling",0
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farmer chases fifth wedding party out of barn this month,1
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comedian janet silverman talks 89 d*ck picks,0
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i won't be coming home for christmas: the christmas experience in prison,0
disappointed couple on 8-month waitlist to get married at pentagon,1
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steve bannon mixes discarded climate change report with saliva to build final wall of nest,1
weird couple has greatest sex of their lives after announcement of disney-lucasfilm merger,1
elizabeth warren grills trump's labor nominee over workplace safety,0
coddled potted plant could never make it on outside,1
inspired man bolts out of bed at 3 a.m. to jot down great new worry,1
microwave-popcorn bag a maze of arrows and instructions,1
"hypothetical cat simultaneously dead and alive, physicists say",1
a new lena dunham show is coming to hbo,0
local couple celebrates birth of son with ritual genital mutilation,1
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unremarkable man resembles burt ward,1
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rotating knife vortex closed pending safety investigation,1
brexit prompts calls from other nations to leave eu,0
trump makes light-hearted jokes with dead bodies of hurricane victims during visit to carolinas,1
teen tweets of the week!,0
trump claims greatest threat facing nation toys coming to life while owner not in room,1
neither boss nor employee paid enough to deal with each other,1
bill clinton starts own presidential school,1
girls scouts announces they'll never ever let gross fucking boys in,1
what 'real men' really want to do,0
college freshman from florida has never seen people complain about snow for 5 months before,1
the gift of choice,0
"doctor says lover gave him poisoned, 'sweet' coffee",0
donald trump says peace in the middle east is 'one of the toughest deals',0
study finds eating doctor after birth can provide essential nutrients to new mothers,1
dhs announces racial profiling free-for-all this sept. 11,1
cnn's van jones wants trump supporters to face the fear of his presidency,0
missouri gop lawmaker urges lynching for vandals of confederate statue,0
presidential radio address pledge drive in its final day,1
passersby can't help but stare at woman's huge kids,1
will trump fire rosenstein? it may not matter.,0
"dear dads, thank you for who you are",0
"men break down watching footage of female genital mutilation, vow to speak out against practice",0
"equine voices: a safe haven for abused, neglected and abandoned horses",0
how to give yourself a pep talk in 3 easy steps,0
a labor day cheer for economic nationalism,0
detectives overlooked casey anthony's 'i killed my daughter' ama on reddit,1
philadelphia goes way overboard on 9/11 security for liberty bell,1
sen. mike lee says trump is 'fully cooperating' with russia investigation,0
35 things in your home to get rid of right now,0
"charles krauthammer has ashes spread over prosperous, liberated iraq",1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
romney campaign reboots for 72nd consecutive week,1
new liver complains of difficulty working with lou reed,1
ghost can't make a simple cup of coffee without everyone freaking out,1
on-the-job sexual harassment: three women tell their sizzling hot tales,1
paramedics didn't realize how hard it would be to cut drunk woman out of elmo costume,1
the whitewashing of james brown,0
a second-by-second breakdown of sean spicer's holocaust comments,0
new 'aspershirt' relieves torso pain,1
"amy schumer is jennifer lawrence's friend, but she doesn't like taking photos with her",0
gluten-free quinoa stuffed mushrooms,0
cackling warren buffett burns entire fortune in front of nation,1
putin starts off morning by sitting down to write the day's news,1
millionaire thinks of self as upper-middle class,1
"rubio campaign deploys 6,000 ground troops to combat isis",1
army of one' campaign attracting troubled loners to military,1
"johnsville, il, renamed walmart #11717",1
muslims attend catholic mass across france in powerful show of unity,0
area man uses wtc attack as excuse to call ex-girlfriend,1
girlfriend dumped after forwarding stupid link,1
trevor noah: donald trump selflessly embodies america's worst traits,0
coroner to investigate police killing of rock thrower,0
five-year-old convinced dinosaur bones are buried in backyard,1
"he told his boyfriend, 'i love you.' his boyfriend's response brought him to tears. (video)",0
rookie nascar driver gets lost,1
black panther' passes the $500-million mark at the box office,0
jeb bush's children vehemently deny having ever loved father,1
dixie chicks send message of love to orlando victims at new york concert,0
new job posting on craigslist clearly for secretary of the interior,1
mathematician has popular equation stuck in head all day,1
"department of interior employee caught embezzling 50,000 wolves",1
the politics of fashion | the fashion of politics (video),0
study finds majority of urban households located in roller rink deserts,1
"the sanders-clinton debate flap, explained",0
hbo film reveals liberace was good friends with gay men,1
trump super pac gets 12-year-old girl to interview roy moore,0
"police officer doesn't see a difference between black, light-skinned black suspects",1
fox news anchor stands up for cnn and defines 'fake news',0
protesters ignored,1
paul ryan's health care plan doesn't really eliminate the individual mandate,0
exhausted john kelly parks president in front of episode of 'tucker carlson' to get quick hour to himself,1
apple unveils much-anticipated iphone 4se,1
the pta mom and the power couple from hell,0
area man finally sees enough images of bare breasts for entire lifetime,1
man could see himself spending rest of life with image of woman in head,1
"syria, russia pound rebel-held aleppo but advances halt",0
real-life family feud offers no fabulous cash prizes,1
"white-hot gop race down to two mentally ill people, person who lost nomination last time",1
dog gives priceless reaction when owner pretends to faint,0
reality star jill duggar just became a dillard,0
puerto rico celebrates dependence day,1
police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him personally,1
new law to forgive student debt for college graduates once all their dreams shattered,1
what a pair of boots taught me about parenting and fads,0
eurostar to start offering direct trips between london and amsterdam,0
e.t. toys forced on uninterested children,1
this cheese advent calendar is nacho typical yuletide treat,0
joy reid's hacking claims look increasingly unlikely,0
5 faith facts about presidential candidate mike huckabee,0
boy scouts unveils historic name change as girls join youth programs,0
duchess kate hits scotland in a gorgeous blue coat,0
"hurricane concerned it caught something in panama city, florida",1
visibly flu-stricken choir kid really dragging down whole christmas pageant,1
teamwork mostly karen,1
4 ways to survive your darkest days,0
sunday meal prep: the healthy recipes that'll make this week easier,0
god wedges another cherub beneath leg to level wobbly throne,1
44 suspicious packages detonated under white house christmas tree,1
14 snapshots that summed up parenthood in 2014,0
frantic biden searching dog shelter for bo look-alike,1
daily meditation: connecting with the earth,0
the atheist and the nun,0
slight inconvenience avoided,1
"the internet of everything: boring, but so important",0
bon appétit denies allegations that they responsible for millions of pro-quiche twitter bots,1
police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him,1
viewing ads on website sole way in which man contributing to economy,1
watch this guy's chin perfectly perform ed sheeran's 'thinking out loud',0
"bill cosby's admission could aid women's cases, lawyers say",0
fda relaxes definition of smoothie,1
france's marine le pen backs trump and denounces clinton,0
top house democrats demand fbi inquiry into trump team's alleged link to email hack,0
every baby boomer in country urged to resign after photos emerge of them in blackface,1
prizes on price is right looking better as man ages,1
"ten years later, it's still gut-wrenching to look back at katrina footage",0
here's how concerned republicans are with trump's conflicts of interest,0
guy from the strokes accused of trying to look like guy from the strokes,1
the so-called 'uptick in hate' is fundamentally american,0
aerosol can surprisingly upfront about giving you cancer,1
5 workaholic rules for staying out of the emergency room,0
ms-13 gang leader getting some pretty great ideas from watching ice work,1
"sanders hits bill clinton on welfare reform, trade",0
"it's election season, but where are the lawn signs?",0
even trump voters hate this bill he just signed,0
my quest to become a queer crippled hero: how my origin story shaped who i am as a queer disabled man,0
a childless woman's response to 'you're missing out',0
soccer mom to suck off world's greatest dad,1
men behaving badly,0
brad pitt goes completely gray for new movie,0
the public service loan forgiveness program is what's best about america,0
director of census bureau calls for updated population report after realizing he forgot to count himself,1
the washington post walks back report of steve bannon 'confrontation',0
my 8 favorite beauty products,0
6 necessities that you probably take for granted (but many people desperately need),0
"bed bug feels bad for area man, but a bug's got to eat",1
report: more americans turning to louder sources for their news,1
hundreds gather to support kim davis: 'she won't bow',0
devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia,0
deadly california wildfire near big sur set to explode in size,0
"man apparently opens beer with butt, inspires bartenders everywhere",0
bernie sanders' jumpshot is more impressive than his primary win,0
how has digitization affected my personal life & environment so far?,0
jordan klepper channels jon stewart in his own search for sanity,0
charlize theron welcomes second child,0
mom recommends previously unheard-of form of transportation son could take to get home,1
sweet briar college and the homogenization of u.s. higher education,0
clinton campaign asks cnn to stock dressing room with 4 pounds of flavorless protein paste,1
asshole moves to part of city where all the assholes live,1
tijuana and the future of trade,0
tearful elon musk warns about dangers of ai after having heart broken by beautiful robotrix,1
"art that: a) amuses, b) challenges, c) leaves us in disbelief",0
snl' just gave 'game of thrones' an eighth kingdom,0
wistful kim jong-un stumbles onto childhood drawings he made of nuclear attacks on west,1
"republican party, average working joe bid one another adieu until 2012",1
pranksters slip kkk hoods and urine-proof sheets into trump tower's gift shop,0
mother of slain aurora teen calls out bernie sanders on gun control,0
investigation confirms nbc management had no knowledge of misconduct in matt lauer's network-sanctioned sex dungeon,1
man shows up with gun at alton sterling memorial,0
sla murder trial nostalgic trip back to more innocent time,1
department of labor study confirms your job most demanding,1
kristen bell and dax shepard are giving us everything at the golden globes,0
california becomes the first state to prescribe food as medicine,0
relatives gather from across the country to stare into screens together,1
trump: oscar mix-up happened because the focus was on attacking me,0
christian rock uninspired,1
obama administration releases nation's phone records to public,1
roy moore under fire for new 'children are my future' ad campaign,1
exxon donates $70 million to clean up portland man's life,1
teacher frustrated no one in beginner yoga class can focus chakras into energy blast,1
bollywood remake of fahrenheit 9/11 criticizes bush administration through show-stopping musical numbers,1
arresting portraits give voices to homeless people in america's poorest big city,0
genie grants scalia strict constructionist interpretation of wish,1
"if the presidential election were held tomorrow, i'd shoot myself",0
stephen colbert teases viewers with spoof interview of donald trump's 'top cop',0
"u.s. government sets aside 600,000 acres of pristine land for future generations to pollute",1
beyond the bounds of conservation,0
how pirates and hackers worked together to steal millions of dollars in diamonds,0
obama administration tries to smooth path back to school for jailed students,0
chris christie distances himself from struggling trump campaign,0
great-grandmother actually not that great,1
greenland thinks it looks fat in mercator projection,1
extremely effective therapist just lets patients beat shit out of him for 45 minutes,1
repopulation of africa begins,1
man just going to assume this counts as 'minced',1
middle-aged woman so tired of going back and forth between divorced parents' nursing homes,1
slain cop had only 37 years until retirement,1
mariah carey rings in 2017 with painful lip sync fail on live tv,0
jumbled nest of cords makes move to third new apartment,1
new series examines what it means to be gay and hiv positive in 2016,0
genetically modified chicken lays its own dipping sauce,1
breaking: everyone at bar cooler than area man,1
afi docs fest wraps up,0
"hats, apples, umbrellas, a pipe that is not a pipe: magritte, the magician of art.",0
"cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video",0
grandma hangs on to spend one last christmas with nursing home staff,1
"hillary clinton: 'when i was a child, most special interest groups wouldn't even consider donating large sums of money to a woman'",1
marketing department under impression keebler elves a beloved part of american culture,1
nate silver projects super tuesday results using microscopic electorate grown in petri dish,1
impressive mom nails skateboard trick while pushing stroller,0
people hate rahm emanuel so much it might cost hillary clinton illinois,0
white house staff frantically shredding trump campaign aides,1
mark-paul gosselaar obviously authored own imdb trivia,1
bush still getting clinton's mail,1
rebel wilson says 'male star' sexually harassed her while his friends tried to film,0
a new chapter in u.s.-cuba relations,0
zendaya is getting her own loc'd barbie,0
police launch investigation after video appears to show cop shoving man in wheelchair into street,0
martin o'malley aims to set the bar on criminal justice with comprehensive reform plan,0
growing up black and gay in the south,0
trojan unveils new 3-piece formal condoms,1
man who's only halfway through life can already guess how it's going to end,1
ferguson police officer shot,0
new religious freedom bill gives small business owners right to annul any gay marriage,1
illinois' wall of fame: the state's best designations,0
netflix's 'glow' trailer is an '80s wrestling-filled dream,0
car bomber given shittiest possible car,1
teacher grading papers next to you on plane not pulling any punches,1
north carolina tells supreme court it's giving up fight over 'jim crow' voting law,0
"for steve bannon, money isn't everything",0
trump hails gorsuch as fierce protector of future amendment allowing president to temporarily suspend right to assemble,1
local officials grapple with trump's fearmongering on 'sanctuary city' policies,0
whole foods announces it balancing out lower prices on most items by jacking cost of pita chips way up,1
"youth homelessness is an invisible issue, but it doesn't have to be",0
barbra streisand to take rare public dump,1
local man helped every day by salad shooter,1
here's what it's like to be somebody who hates everyone and everything,0
white house probes kushner business loans after ethics questions,0
fictional books within books we wish were real,0
business innovation: what market leaders can learn from video games,0
mother comes pretty close to using word 'streaming' correctly,1
it unclear which half of couple settling,1
all the best accessories from nyfw,0
will smith: the black man everyone at work can agree on,1
4 business mistakes i'll never make again,0
obama calls baton rouge police shooting 'the work of cowards who speak for no one',0
what makes fireflies light up? here's the whole story,0
mother feels violent desire to make front doorway reflect current season,1
iran protests: civil rights movement or revolution?,0
meet the white house's newest star: a whiteboard,0
u.s. intensifies empty-threat campaign against north korea,1
report: majority of nation's civic engagement centered around oppressing other people,1
why did contraception stop being common ground in the abortion wars?,0
missing comet lander 'philae' finally located after long search,0
jazz drummer terri lyne carrington shares fond memories of her friend natalie cole,0
5 reasons to love the new york city marathon,0
garden state  some poor fuck's favorite movie,1
wildlife cleaning volunteer stuck with the gulls again,1
nature's trust (part 1),0
your dog died,1
dysfunctional singles find each other,1
12 times anna kendrick said exactly what you were thinking,0
fox & friends' denounces bombing suspect as overenthusiastic fan whose heart basically in right place,1
cackling julian assange disintegrates into lines of code as baffled authorities attempt to handcuff him,1
poignant dying words wasted on dumbshit nephew,1
an engineering student working to improve his community,0
ben carson tormented by periodic rational thoughts,1
new television show to examine rarely discussed years between 1980 and 1989,1
dean mentions he'd make a great secretary of health and human services,1
neil young quits legendary bridge school concert for 'personal reasons',0
office politician runs for coffee,1
big day at the united nations,0
archaeologists: egyptian pyramids actually early attempt at camping,1
donald trump picked the wrong state to call obamacare a 'catastrophic event',0
what being 'pro-israel' should mean,0
91-year-old woman an expert at outliving,1
"states plan renewed debate on lgbt rights, religious freedom",0
world war iii with china,0
male writer outs female writer who wanted anonymity,0
endangered wildlife to be given new identities in species protection program,1
bernie sanders stresses 'common good' in vatican attack on capitalism,0
michael b. jordan responds to trolls saying a black man can't play johnny storm,0
this little girl's hilarious message to santa is peak sibling rivalry,0
impossible to tell if frazzled woman in walgreens uniform going to or coming from work,1
"activist remembers those he met on 6,000-mile walk for equality (video)",0
this stylish kid will teach you how to wear a suit,0
6 incredible photos that show the world we need to protect,0
salmonella is on the rise because people won't stop cuddling their chickens,0
"student athletes, open mics and ncaa profiteers",0
department-store santa told to push chinaware,1
god getting strong urge to bring back dinosaurs,1
"tony the tiger, toucan sam and other kellogg's mascots 'speak out' against bullying",0
fruit of islam cause man to soil fruit of looms,1
"munich shooter planned attacks for a year, german authorities say",0
michelle obama's face is on this teen's prom dress for the most inspiring reason,0
it's complicated': how i learned to fend off that question,0
your most common medicare questions answered,0
kfc releases new family-size nugget,1
fbi probes hackers targeting democratic officials' phones,0
house reauthorizes controversial surveillance law,0
"60 years after brown v. board, will congress revive a dual school system?",0
how the 'bachelor in paradise' premiere handled the shutdown,0
colorado gun restrictions upheld by federal judge,0
ted cruz upsets donald trump in maine republican caucus,0
ceiling fan's one burning ambition to come loose and murder everyone in denny's,1
police remove last of dakota access pipeline protesters from camp,0
let's not lose sight of the real problems at mizzou,0
lindsey graham drops out of presidential race,0
the story of how pumpkin spice lattes almost never happened,0
trump's plan on prescription drug prices looks nothing like what he promised,0
report: what's a pretty lady like you doing around an article like this?,1
israel agrees to creation of palestinian homeroom,1
dr. scholl's introduces new freeze-away toe remover,1
"area man too busy for his buddy phil, eh?",1
"these nikes are nuts, in a good way",0
"explosion fells building outside paris, killing at least 2",0
"u.s. job growth rebounds sharply, unemployment rate hits 4.4 percent",0
"parkland dad has pointed message for oliver north, nra's new president",0
42 maximum-security inmates in utah prison begin hunger strike,0
excited african safari tourists quietly marvel as poacher stalks prey,1
washington state bill would allow guns in sports stadiums,0
the gentrification of higher ed,0
opponents of peace,0
the 'arthur' generation will need to save america,0
cackling mitch mcconnell reveals to stunned democrats he's been working undercover for republican party this whole time,1
movie review: edge of tomorrow... don't go there,0
23 texts that sound sexy once you become a parent,0
report: antismoking group has never even tried cigarettes,1
mel gibson - his performance in 'payback' still not getting enough credit,1
bush announces 8-month plan to steal favorite desk lamp,1
the administration's assault on epa and clean water is an assault on public health,0
candy purchase puts yet more money in raisinets' bloated coffers,1
aisle of hispanic food items all man needs to know about fate of country,1
eccentric man introduces new sweater to closet pals colonel coat and captain blazer,1
nation still reeling from mega-success of 'mr. popper's penguins',1
people's climate march signs speak volumes,0
pentagon to surround self with pentagon decoys,1
"a sexist comment is a sexist comment, no matter who says it",0
5 key habits to living a radiant life,0
watch an animal lover save a rabbit from southern california fire,0
the u.s women's gymnastics team turns heads at the vmas,0
ant colony comes to halt after death of popular worker,1
tan asshole still on island time,1
study: average father thinks about sealing in meat's juices 4 to 5 hours a day,1
"stop calling young adults ""college kids""",0
mason-dixon line renamed ihop-waffle house line,1
nation's legislators resume unfettered whoring,1
report: voters may have tried to influence '96 election,1
alabama quietly strikes bo bice day from state calendar,1
genetics emphatically deny playing any part in area man's body,1
man figured drug addiction would take up a lot more free time,1
"ncaa will pull more events from north carolina unless hb2 is repealed, sports group warns",0
fantasy baseball team suffers major setback as owner embarks on weeklong honeymoon without internet access,1
every family member's birthday now marred by some tragedy,1
visiting parents do their best to praise son's new apartment,1
arne duncan spends visit to local elementary school looking at ufo books in library,1
forget 'looking' -- one of our favorite queer web series is back,0
"burkina faso, french troops end deadly hotel siege claimed by al qaeda group",0
against divestment -- why walking away won't make a difference,0
kidnapping suspect says vaccine's side effects led him to crime,0
david brooks urges republicans: don't settle for cruz,0
depression symptom checklist speaking to area man as no poem ever could,1
new history textbook makes hatred of history come alive for students,1
nation's pansies announce plan to slowly acclimate to pool,1
"3 years, 5 horrific hate-crime killings in the kansas city area",0
biden's handlers suggesting he forget the words 'pink' and 'stink' altogether,1
michelle obama powers through another day of doing half-assed jumping jacks in middle school gym,1
israel: palestinians given ample time to evacuate to nearby bombing sites,1
area family putting a little money away to one day blow on single health scare,1
ivanka on roy moore: 'there's a special place in hell' for child abusers,0
step inside the technicolor dream world of brazilian love motels,0
8 common habits that are completely killing the chances of living out your dream,0
president obama and hillary clinton met for lunch at the white house,0
why donald trump may be good for america,0
"study links binge eating to stress, contentment, depression, joy, boredom, anger, relaxation",1
skipping out on friend's birthday party at last minute closest woman will ever come to feeling rush of heroin,1
day chalked up as loss by 10:15 a.m.,1
facebook offering new profile frame to let friends know you stopped scrolling briefly to look at disaster photos and felt sorta bad,1
stanford students admit it was pretty obvious billionaire's dog didn't get in by itself,1
the roots to premiere 2 children's series on amazon,0
"child baffled by stationary, non-violent images",1
report: more prisons now encouraging inmates to explore their creativity by designing own method of execution,1
kim kardashian tries to explain why she's famous to a toddler,0
black lives matter protest moves from mall of america to airport,0
poll finds little opposition to confirming neil gorsuch,0
beto voter struggling to refocus her sexual fantasies on ted cruz,1
10 trans youth share their struggles and hopes in this emotional short film,0
how to register voters in a south carolina jail,0
bob dole to build 'trench to 19th century',1
these images show what an impeachment looked like 150 years ago,0
trump sits down beside fire with quill and ink for evening writing out tweets,1
what all writers (and human beings) should keep in mind,0
the one thing i 'force' on my kids,0
nation's conservationists warn there only 8 trillion rats left,1
the great vanishing,0
"from birth control to culturally competent care, affordable care act breaks down health care barriers",0
does a reasonable worker lactate?,0
god completely fucked up after huffing gaseous planet,1
the remarkable legacy of fidel castro,0
surf-rock legend dick dale plays through the pain at 78,0
jon hamm to overenthusiastic fan: 'you're ruining me for everyone',1
the future of europe: proudly small,0
batman v. superman' promotion urges filmgoers to just get this over with,1
the truth about being 40,0
"corey flintoff unleashes sonorous, pleasantly modulated string of obscenities",1
"deep down, woman knows she's watching entire trading spaces marathon",1
20th century fox green-lights 'united 93 vs. predator',1
horse-race announcer clearly had money on 'little dancer',1
virulent strain of soy flu traced to single tofurkey,1
video game blacksmith struggling to compete with random chests full of free armor all over kingdom,1
cher is gifting us with a broadway musical based on her life,0
enterprising child saves $54 to buy barrel of oil,1
area secretary lotions obsessively,1
annoying ad turns man pro-whaling,1
mourners organize prayers and vigils for chapel hill shooting victims,0
more cities providing bins for materials that look recyclable,1
mc hammer is actually afraid of hammers,0
terrier bravely defends family from squeak,1
network executive cancels show after ruining it in development,1
beyoncé sculpted in cheese is strangely alluring,0
is the king solomon story really about mediating or judging?,0
ames executives scrambling after new shovel design leaks,1
j.k. rowling wishes snape happy birthday in the most magical way,0
"isis laid booby-traps all over mosul to kill, injure returning civilians",0
thalia cassuto remembers when birth control became legal. she's fighting to keep it that way.,0
"navigating welfare reform, poverty is tricky business",0
"white roof, low energy",0
25-year-old goes on raucous immunization binge on night before losing parents' health insurance,1
every intern at nonprofit trying to solve refugee crisis first,1
many native americans still hold traditional beliefs about white man,1
report: some russian soldiers quit army over ukraine war,0
toward a fairer admissions process,0
remember that time donald trump almost bought an nfl team?,0
"reeva steenkamp can 'rest in peace' after oscar pistorius' sentence doubled, her family says",0
obama says voting barriers are directly linked to jim crow and slavery,0
wedding photographer keeps calling bride's parents 'mom' and 'dad',1
"perot may lead first mars expedition 'only if the people of mars ask me to,' he says",1
trump's manic tweet to bar transgender servicepeople from the us military backfires,0
man thinks people care enough about him to be let down by his failures,1
zoo animals roam free after flooding in tbilisi,0
no one sure if academy awards after-party going to have food,1
"stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles",0
"texas public school districts may now store, not trash, leftover food",0
shopping for happiness in the oscar race's gorgeous department stores,0
amazing affleck brothers dazzle oscars audience with high-flying trapeze routine,1
study finds first life forms migrated to earth via interplanetary land bridge,1
comedian david koechner was 'shocked' to be kicked off 'snl',0
area man's favorite things all types of meat,1
resisting resistance: what's next in the fight against malaria?,0
typo in proposition 8 defines marriage as between 'one man and one wolfman',1
"it's like you're hearing me but you're not listening to me,' says man to representative on oscar mayer customer service hotline",1
iran's khamenei warns he will confront any interference in may election,0
the essence women in hollywood event was full of black girl magic,0
birthplace of president carter accidentally visited,1
"gunman kills teen, police officer in shooting spree",0
turns out running doesn't wreck your knees after all,0
these new 'ahs: freak show' teasers are legitimately terrifying,0
final german u-boat surrenders to allied powers,1
trump's department of homeland security is cruelly separating asylum-seeking families,0
if you've ever been told you're too sensitive...,0
how mitt romney tops sarah palin,0
iran promises to end nuclear program in exchange for detailed diagram of atomic bomb,1
area mom off thinking about princess diana again,1
stephen colbert attempts to list everything trump has attacked harder than nazis,0
mockingbird imitates car alarm perfectly,1
it's never too late to be a woman in tech,0
orrin hatch mistakenly left dangling in bondage-fetish dungeon,1
magazine says you have sex and the city fever,1
hair carefully disheveled in 20-minute ritual,1
what makes fireflies light up? here's the whole story,0
good news kept from parents out of fear of proving them right,1
"go west, young dan",0
report: income inequality most apparent during fifth-grade classmate's birthday party,1
area boy enters jumping-and-touching-tops-of-doorways phase,1
james franco opens up about a very 'uncomfortable' sex scene,0
report: americans most physically active when getting comfy,1
papa john's removes n-word from menus,1
twitter users roast fbi over its ms paint-style holiday tweet,0
when our tears become medicine,0
nation surprised to realize it wants more john travolta,1
guy you canvassed with knows this great little italian canvassing place,1
managing the madness in the middle east,0
obama's overtime reforms aren't dead yet,0
tyra banks doesn't have time for drake's worst behavior in 'child's play' video,0
"un security council blacklists islamist militants in iraq, syria",0
apple loses patent lawsuit to university of wisconsin-madison,0
trump that b***h' sign at nashville gas station offends many residents,0
robert redford may be wrong when he said retirement leads to death,0
"report: adjectives 'tony,' 'snarky' used only by media",1
the homemade chicken tenders recipe you can't mess up,0
donald trump and steve wynn: a hastily formed team of rivals with deeply questionable motives,0
danny masterson's publicist suggested a woman can't be raped by a man she's in a relationship with,0
melissa etheridge marries linda wallem,0
vet sets out to swim mississippi river in memory of fallen soliders,0
"on the steps of the supreme court, too happy to hate",0
police assume truck was deliberately driven into berlin christmas market,0
area man thankful to be single during golden age of television,1
vine stars chris & shan get super awkward with huffpost 6x60,0
uber ceo travis kalanick stepping down from trump economic advisory council,0
"the primal passions of white supremacy, roy moore and the battle to define america",0
area man could have made same meal at home but worse,1
a protester somehow managed to disrupt donald trump's rnc speech,0
"sweating, exhausted christian bale stumbles past 13-mile marker on oscars red carpet",1
sofia vergara made a surprise cameo during pitbull's grammys performance,0
dear president trump: breaking up banks isn't so hard to do,0
to “drain the swamp” - dilute the money flood,0
ode to gaza,0
of course busy bartender doesn't mind taking picture of you and your friends,1
study: 90% of bike accidents preventable by buying car like a normal person,1
this mom is fighting to criminalize drowsy driving in her state,0
10 things i learned about ucsf benioff children's hospital oakland,0
the incredible story of how america saved a national treasure from extinction,0
leaving sandra bland alone in a cell violated clear jail protocols,0
"jody hice, anti-islam republican, defeats ken dious in georgia house race",0
why gq's amy schumer cover is a little disappointing,0
authorities: missing plates and glasses found filthy but safe in roommate's room,1
paul ryan says he doesn't want to work with democrats on health care,0
court extends florida voter registration deadline after rick scott refuses,0
9 self-assuring affirmations for when you need a little boost,0
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"the drama desks, all the way, m&m's and more",0
disapproving michelle obama to be printed on all fast food containers,1
cool ashtray found,1
15 things to bring on your summer adventures,0
congress to meet at feingold's house today,1
weary nation says one or two more divisive issues should finish it off,1
there's a sexy kenneth bone costume now because we have no boundaries,0
ibtihaj muhammad and the u.s. women's fencing team win bronze,0
2016: all about the electorate,0
visiting chinese pm presents obama with 'the expendables' on dvd,1
barack obama: look to a veteran 'whenever the world makes you cynical',0
sean bean's most memorable death wasn't 'lord of the rings',0
how i got involved in campus safety as a student activist,0
toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert,0
mountain lion tracked by scientists is found dead near malibu road,0
"israel: soldier thought captured is dead, more fighting imminent",0
native american activists ramp up push to rebrand columbus day,0
18-year-old fighting in afghanistan has 9/11 explained to him by older soldier,1
"several probably killed in shooting, lazy police report confirms",1
update: 'the onion' is immediately suspending production on our basketball infographic video directed by brett ratner,1
blizzard bringing back original 'world of warcraft' so thousands of gamers can relive most depressing era of their lives,1
12 shirtless firemen save woman from year of loneliness,1
video-game character feeling healthier after eating turkey leg off ground,1
draftkings and fanduel skip out on congressional hearing into daily fantasy sports,0
ford: new f-150 pickup truck capable of crushing a big turtle in one go,1
kourtney kardashian thinks life without 'keeping up with the kardashians' would make her 'so happy',0
public-speaking student to make point of gesturing,1
report: stagnant economy forcing more americans to take jobs as infrastructure,1
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college-aged female finds unlikely kindred spirit in audrey hepburn,1
the perfect break-the-fast dishes for your yom kippur buffet,0
anthropomorphologists find earliest known evidence of banana walking upright,1
"long story short, they had to cut off area guy's arm",1
gorgeous 25-year-old dead at 79,1
5 types of web content for driving extra traffic,0
home depot releases new bluetooth cordless hose,1
hope solo shows off zika defense armor for rio olympics,0
"european commission president rips brexit leaders as 'sad,' 'not patriots'",0
what your relationship has in common with the royals,0
everyone loves alternative facts,0
bodies of 6 marines in nepal crash id'd,0
scarlett johansson immediately rejects heartwarming prom invite from high school student,1
"why human rights matter: u.s. should promote, not impose, liberty",0
pope cleans up dead angel who flew into sistine chapel window,1
the internet and social media: how to disconnect,0
"trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states",0
area desk doesn't mind if people sit on it like a chair every once in a while,1
trump eyes fracking mogul harold hamm as energy secretary: report,0
"nothing is more attractive than confidence,' says woman who has apparently never seen sonic the hedgehog cosplay",1
we are the same blood': the invisible lives of india's dalit women,0
network like a genius: insights from a world-class marketing guru,0
the nfl should provide an exemption for medical marijuana,0
perfect attendance credited to abusive household,1
california officials assure residents there still plenty of other natural resources to waste,1
wells fargo faces proposed class action lawsuit over bogus account scandal,0
zeke thomas wants gay men to stop staying silent about assault,0
parole board swayed by reverse psychology,1
don sterling won't get an naacp award after all,0
mark wahlberg prays god will forgive him for this movie role,0
actual problem a nice change of pace for anxious man,1
dick cheney takes george h.w. bush criticisms as 'mark of pride',0
what to do when someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one,0
10 ways to respond to strangers who comment on your 'mom bod',0
"yamaha ceo pleased with current production of jet skis, alto saxophones, snowmobiles, power generators, scooters, golf carts",1
america's least common jobs,0
california country' singer turns ballad into heartbreaking plea for queer inclusion,0
sully sullenberger realizes it too late now to let everyone know plane did all that stuff on autopilot,1
the best rooftop bars in the u.s.,0
andy samberg impaled jerry from 'parks and recreation' with an emmy,0
how can you tell if a dog rescue group is legit?,0
jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada,0
u.s. muslims ask john kerry for protection on mecca pilgrimage,0
how 3 badass women stopped an alleged rape attempt,0
how american sniper became a surprise mega-hit honoring america's martial culture and highlighting the futility of the iraq war,0
president obama weighs in on oscars controversy,0
it's 2016. do you know where your bombs are falling?,0
naughty butcher specializes in penis-shaped veal cutlet,1
mozambique out of toilet paper,1
evangelical haggard claims he was molested by republican congressman,1
asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month,0
english teacher on first date in ages lets dangling modifier slide,1
mike pence clearly went to ash wednesday services dozens of times,1
butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint,0
11 must-haves for your dog's first aid kit,0
dining out in dallas by john mariani,0
thursday cry moved up to wednesday due to scheduling conflict,1
"experimental anti-aging treatment still has few kinks, report infant researchers",1
the gop will not be the jay-z to hillary's solange',0
"amazon lashes out at competitors, banning apple tv and chromecast",0
honoring congressional gold medal recipient raoul wallenberg: one man who made a difference,0
gender non-conforming kids caught in the crosshairs of hate,0
lgbt rights rally in deeply-divided singapore sees record turnout,0
"if you trust big corporations, don't read this",0
why there's absolutely nothing wrong with celibacy,0
hero firefighter: 'i'm a hero',1
rescuers in rebel-held syrian area accuse government of gas attack,0
woman angered when veiled anger expressed as mock anger is interpreted as real anger,1
dog picks out her own shelter kitten to take home,0
black voter turnout so far is not good for hillary clinton,0
napkinless man with grease-covered fingers realizes he trapped in a prison of his own creation,1
11 years later: the human genome paves the way for genomic technonlogy,0
barbra streisand says it was 'heartbreaking' to see hillary clinton lose the election,0
far right surges as italy faces hung parliament,0
queer icon kate bornstein holds groundbreaking conversation with theda hammel,0
donald trump meets chief justice roberts to talk inauguration,0
mom holds knife to throat of dinner guest who offered to help with dishes,1
"mom $15,000 in the hole with ceramic frog dealer",1
man driving while making youtube video to explain how pc culture destroying america,1
buy or rent? and where to park your down payment until you decide?,0
seeing eye dog really blows off some steam in dog park,1
justin timberlake already beneath u.s. bank stadium waiting for super bowl halftime show to start,1
plane delay leaves hundreds whiny,1
local internet user completely unaware he a top content creator for barstool sports,1
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harry styles announces his world tour dates,0
an apology to my fellow black woman,0
street harasser haunted by woman who got away with dignity intact,1
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the top 5 issues newlyweds face,0
"how chronic stress can create hormonal havoc, part two",0
britain plummets to lowest value in world since 1580s,1
enthusiasm of 18-year-old first-time voter completely unbearable,1
twitter paints a bleak futuristic picture of #trickortreatin100years,0
confusing insult awkwardly clarified,1
man surprised by how often he still uses bullying skills he learned in high school,1
child disciplined for wasting yarn,1
"an interview with allen iverson, the realest hall of famer",0
nfl star shows off insane speed on treadmill,0
militia leader sentenced to 6 months' probation for war misdemeanors,1
james franco responds to sexual misconduct allegations,0
area man treats girlfriend to sumptuous 20-second massage,1
new epa chief proposes 30% cut in all carbon-based organisms,1
u.s. adds 4 million jobs but in st. louis,1
area dad concerned he's running out of family photos to digitize,1
subwoofer worth the horrible credit rating,1
jesse jackson: 'absolutely' no reason for officer to shoot,0
google's expansion in boulder has its critics,0
defense department holds bake sale to buy bomber,1
strength to power,0
is north korea really ready to negotiate its denuclearization?,0
ratings low for npr morning zoo crew,1
god legally changes name to jake steele,1
trump outlines bold vision for nation's next mass protests,1
at least 800 migrants attempt to cross into spain from morocco,0
gay marriage passes in 9 states after area homosexual dunks on regulation rim,1
chechen infant lulled to sleep by distant rumbling,1
"there's nothing to it,' secret service agent assures mar-a-lago bellhop assigned rooftop sniper duty",1
dnc keynote speaker definitely not keynote speaker only because he's latino,1
it's time to stop chasing the impossible ideal,0
the year of self-love,0
america's 'hamilton' obsession is officially shaping the future of money,0
"the oldest of the old are actually fine with dying, study finds",0
moon now overrun with cane toads after species accidentally introduced into environment during apollo 17 mission,1
trump's america--a not so shining city on the hill,0
your favorite 'drag race' queens are about to battle at a theater near you,0
report: fuck guy in kayak,1
wooden fruit hoping to become real fruit one day,1
fda recommends at least 3 servings of foods with word 'fruit' on box,1
unusual polling question reveals which candidate is more likely to win in november,0
paul ryan says he and steve bannon are 'different kinds of conservatives',0
from soup to skills: the best ways to volunteer on thanksgiving,0
j. crew's jenna lyons doesn't care how you dress for work,0
here is how phil jackson and the knicks can win free agency,0
dickipedia: founder of bikram yoga,0
police: man fatally shoots self while demonstrating how to clean gun,0
"on this week's best-dressed list, gabrielle union pulls a hat trick",0
friday's morning email: flynn reportedly wants immunity,0
"hotels think you want this bill. think again, hotels",0
man on rolling swivel chair pushes away from desk like blue angel breaking formation,1
who is qualified to sing at mariah carey's wedding? 'f**king nobody',0
jerry falwell: is that guy a dick or what?,1
owen tate and his modern day factory,0
how imani boyette's love for basketball helped her overcome depression,0
there isn't a “war on christmas.” there's a fight for inclusivity.,0
isla fisher thanks donald trump for showing that 'unqualified orange people can win things',0
top of mt. everest pulling away majority of hollywood films with generous tax credit program,1
merriam-webster has six simple words for those sexist 'doctor who' fans,0
three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton,0
fed admits up until now u.s. has just been coasting off money from 'avatar',1
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ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect,0
bose releases new headphones specifically optimized for listening to whitney houston's 'how will i know?',1
man praying interviewer doesn't ask any questions,1
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"when it comes to health care, there are 2 americas, and these maps are proof",0
"a u.s. cyclist made sure she won gold, then collapsed to the ground",0
8 chic winter looks for pregnant gals,0
nation satisfied as selena gomez completes transition into sexualized plaything,1
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jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood,0
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"maybe hang out in the water awhile, then look for some old bread,' duck tells self",1
mom's honest post nails the many contradictions of motherhood,0
put a summer spin on your regular old salsa,0
batumi is beautiful even if trump's activities there are not,0
15 ways to look and feel younger instantly,0
turkey issues warning over travel to u.s. after trump protests,0
man prone to lying beds woman prone to lying prone,1
waiter seriously needs his apps,1
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former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers,0
family tells ailing mandela racism over,1
that nail polish looks horrible on you' and other words of style advice from my grandmother,0
"trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat",0
7 havana attractions you can't wait to see,0
10-year-old yelling at mom to watch cannonball while she's trying to scope out younger men at pool,1
nation not about to start giving a shit about canadian politics,1
newly sworn-in north korean official wondering how he'll eventually be executed,1
dreamers face nightmare of trump's deportation force,0
man trapped under boulder braces for possible good morning america interview,1
giant hole swallowing up your house added to list of things to worry about,1
everyone forgets to bring swimsuits to coworker's party,1
women-only mosque: 7 important considerations,0
"i care for everyone, but i'm nobody's caretaker",0
jared leto doesn't 'give a f**k' about taylor swift,0
dog feels like he always has to be 'on' around family,1
winning argument with aging parents less satisfying than it once was,1
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u.s. judge dismisses copyright infringement case against shakira,0
"kanye must be back on his meds,' says nation technically having conversation about mental illness",1
new 'star wars' film once again disappoints die-hard nien nunb fans,1
troop leader awards boy scout with 'tried to save best friend' badge,1
"7 reasons why we love patrick stewart, on his 75th birthday",0
alcoholic kindergarten teacher stretches naptime to three hours,1
trump campaign alumni start group focused on voter registration and fraud,0
ant colony comes to halt after death of popular worker,1
"no shame, no future",0
wisdom from a veteran advisor in family business,0
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"the most problematic punctuation mark, explained",0
kendrick lamar becomes first rapper to win pulitzer prize for editorial cartooning,1
the director of hbo's new james foley documentary on making a movie about his childhood pal,0
lamelo ball scores 92 points in a single high school basketball game,0
debunking the myths about boys and emotions,0
french parliament debates 'deep sleep' bill for end of life,0
small-town residents come together for arby's raising,1
hope fades for survivors in 1999 turkish earthquake,1
girls' producer: people are 'afraid' of lena dunham 'telling the truth',0
woody allen says harvey weinstein scandal is 'very sad for everyone involved',0
the 3 keys to building immediate rapport in a job interview,0
the weird thing gop candidates are doing when they get called out on lies,0
point in evening reached where everyone tries to lift biggest friend,1
consumers now required to seek treasury department approval on all purchases over $50,1
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"top 3 reasons why 400 ppm co2 is/is not the end of the world, or how i learned to stop worrying and love air conditioning. part 1: the numbers",0
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bill o'reilly weighs in on starbucks controversy: 'the cup's ok with me',0
siblings each hoping other one will take care of aging parents someday,1
the injustice of mandatory minimums,0
affair to threaten whatever it is john edwards does for a living,1
advancing the world's women,0
why sex that's consensual can still be bad. and why we're not talking about it.,0
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watch: stories you won't believe from some of the world's dirtiest jobs,0
parents reveal the wackiest items on their kids' santa lists,0
montana dems nominate a banjo player for special election -- and he might actually win,0
the easiest thing you can do for weight loss and longevity,0
flash-mob spells out 'resist!' next to trump california golf course,0
obama announces we are invading iran right now,1
panicked newborn didn't realize breathing would be on apgar test,1
minnesota braces for return of bachmann's full attention,1
frustrated republicans argue pope should leave science to scientists who deny climate change,1
naked truth: how i learned to stop worrying and (sort of) love my body,0
first poll since james comey announcement shows no effect on hillary clinton -- yet,0
pier 1 imports unveils new self-defense vase for smashing onto head of home invader,1
washed-up toddler can't point out things like he used to,1
prison warden vows to take away el chapo's tunnel privileges if captured,1
magical marseille,0
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last-minute advice for parents paying for college - part i,0
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men behaving badly,0
"manchester bomber was motivated to commit terrorism by hate preachers, not religion",0
this iphone x unveiling parody doesn't pull any punches,0
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gop congresswoman calls on rep. blake farenthold to resign,0
shareware fee paid,1
how everyone with a smartphone can feed a hungry child,0
8 ways to really travel better,0
michael dukakis wakes up not angry for first time since 1988 election,1
on any given day we simply don't know what trump we'll be getting,0
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unions plot major push after landmark labor ruling,0
christian bale glad to be done with most humiliating experience of professional life,1
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police kill armed black man in st. louis on anniversary of another officer-involved shooting,0
study: 90% of plane landings just barely pulled off,1
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from tacos to pad thai: 12 standout shrimp recipes,0
giuliani: 'let's just start everything over',1
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"well, neighbors just got a pit bull",1
tv is finally catching up with real single women,0
loser can't even get wife pregnant,1
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"thursday's morning email: dems say they have deal on daca, trump tweets otherwise",0
a classic jason somehow gets mixed into area man's anecdote collection,1
gus van sant prepares shot-for-shot teen wolf remake,1
bernie sanders is narrowing the gap with hillary clinton in the granite state,0
child's last steps captured on video,1
maryland gov. larry hogan breaks 'partisan gridlock' boards using taekwondo,0
"brazil prison riot kills at least 27 inmates, reports say",0
man runs into ex-wife while wearing sandwich board,1
when our tears become medicine,0
trump and steve bannon look back with rose-colored glasses in james corden spoof,0
kentucky newspapers endorse alison lundergan grimes,0
banjo-wielding matt damon makes last-minute bid for best original song,1
o'casey's plays return to stage at philly irish theater,0
"area woman not a morning, afternoon, or night person",1
"government bails  out dow jones with 10,000 points",1
head of trump 'election integrity' probe pens wildly misleading op-ed about voter fraud,0
money spent for old time's sake,1
georgia governor signs bill outlawing abortion except for single 30-second window on third day of fourth week of pregnancy,1
drunk driver falls asleep on busy highway: cops,0
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jewish man charged with hate crime resurrects brooklyn's racial tension,0
study: 90% of workplace injuries caused by bare-knuckle boxing,1
huffpost rise: october 30th,0
michelle obama seen outside walking family rhinoceros,1
ninja-like parents demonstrate how to escape a sleeping baby,0
u.s. consumer confidence shaken after mom buys wrong kind of tortilla chips,1
george zimmerman not going to let one bad experience deter him from neighborhood watch responsibilities,1
area telemarketer awash in sea of human misery,1
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sex officials add new base between second and third,1
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who pushes for more 'ouchless' adhesive funding,1
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"report: only 260,000 more games of 'candy crush' until you die",1
obese doctors urge nation to eat three meals a meal,1
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"conservatives celebrate john boehner's exit, but they're still mad at mitch mcconnell",0
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several injured by accidental gunfire at waldorf astoria wedding party,0
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chief justice john roberts eulogizes antonin scalia as 'our man for all seasons',0
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lovebird windshield wipers gleefully chasing each other through rain,1
powerful post reminds parents to enjoy the noise while they can,0
the ryan fitzpatrick era must end for the new york jets,0
area theater has strict rule against bringing in outside movies,1
new cereal for poor stays crunchy in water,1
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exhibitionist zoo elephants waiting for crowd to gather before screwing,1
protester heckles joe biden over son's death from brain cancer,0
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scooby-doo movie says being a size 8 is a curse,0
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car bomb kills turkish soldiers in mainly kurdish province,0
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protecting our children when contending with threats of violence,0
howdy texas! huffpost's 'listen to america' tour stops in odessa,0
twentysomething generation turns 35,1
joe biden berates white house over 'joke' about john mccain's health,0
butterfly on ankle marks passage into womanhood,1
the government problem,0
12-year-old 'humiliated' by chess tournament officials over 'seductive' dress,0
eva longoria schools donald trump in powerfully personal dnc speech,0
huffpost exclusive: greece pre-election poll,0
ted cruz runs first ad of 2016 presidential cycle on easter weekend,0
abc camera immediately cuts away after showing harvey weinstein sitting at oscars,1
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nurse being treated for ebola impressed with health workers' new gear,1
13 dead and 6 injured after blaze breaks out in french bar,0
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kesha emotionally admits new album is 'quite literally saving my life',0
"three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue",0
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god shoots himself while cleaning gun,1
paul ryan is more of a con man than ever,0
how bet's 'rebel' is reshaping the narrative for black women in hollywood,0
sean hannity unable to stop smiling while talking about shooting death of black teen,1
man prefers comic books that don't insert politics into stories about government-engineered agents of war,1
things fall together,0
turkey pushes farther into syria as monitor says villagers killed,0
trump brags that he won most of the women's vote in 2016. he didn't.,0
cast of space: 1999 reunites for tv movie space: 1999 '99,1
watch: fox news guest blames mass shooting on 'homosexual impulses',0
all 5 living former u.s. presidents to attend hurricane relief concert,0
new distressed jeans feature broken-in cameltoe,1
democrats and republicans unite to support lgbt rights in west virginia,0
ghost of brando urges man to finish whole cheesecake,1
russian skater alina zagitova breaks world record set minutes earlier by teammate,0
quiet loner really comes out of shell at gun store,1
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area man to make fun of dancing for a bit before nervously joining in,1
"a surprising way to organize books, from mark cutler (video)",0
janet jackson addresses split and says she's resuming tour,0
gop establishment relieved after conventionally abhorrent beliefs make way onto presidential ticket,1
saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage,0
last words: kimora blac reflects on her time on 'rupaul's drag race',0
3 networking tips for your summer weekends,0
prince harry engaged to woman who will never love him the way 29-year-old idahoan graphic designer jennie hoffman does,1
6 netflix releases with black stars to watch this june,0
the funniest tweets from women this week,0
alabama education official warns of 'homosexualist' common core takeover,0
you are no less of a man for having been assaulted,0
5 nutritionist-approved back-to-school tips,0
two sisters tell 'heart felt' tale of taking down bad cholesterol,0
nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives,1
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ohio delays execution after failing to find sick inmate's vein,0
trump jokes about fate of vulnerable gop senator during health care talks,0
netflix switches over to convenient new physical locations,1
a millennial dad's tech divide,0
colbert has a few blistering extra questions mueller can ask trump,0
worldwide executions surge to highest levels in 25 years: report,0
mets earmark $53 million for pitching relief,1
pope tweets picture of self with god,1
43 percent of americans are afraid to find out what's in hot dogs,0
kendrick lamar wins pulitzer prize in music for 'damn',0
white house: trump didn't mean wiretapping when he accused obama of wiretapping,0
brief ceremony marks delivery boy's passage into delivery manhood,1
2-year-old neil degrasse tyson pens awesome birthday thank you,0
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the new york giants are even worse than last season,0
child visiting ellis island sees where grandparents once toured,1
how to actually get a bartender's attention,0
panicked biden interrupts state of the union to ask if erections can ever be medical emergency,1
"dear dad, happy father's day: a gift from your gay son",0
tracee ellis ross looks like an angel in this playfully sheer gown,0
"after seeing a fifth-grader get bullied, this group of boys vowed to stand up for him",0
vets in congress urge paul ryan to un-endorse trump,0
bush not heard from for over a month,1
family loses third son to the heroin epidemic,0
report: biggest parenting fear remains losing child in high-stakes poker tournament,1
robin williams body-hair-mowing project enters third week,1
koch network spent nearly $400 million in 2015,0
coroner's report concludes alton sterling died of institutionalized causes,1
hire of local moron gives nation hope for employment,1
date invites woman upstairs to check out red flags,1
overcrowded gop field forces iowa to construct massive town hall stadium,1
5 things everyone gets wrong about napping,0
bus passenger really getting into stranger's nursing textbook,1
skier's sick run on dry terrain proves snow is for suckers,0
the walking dead' set to 'another one bites the dust' makes perfect sense,0
bank of america touts going green but funnels billions into fossil fuels,0
twitter announces there no trending topics today,1
indy 500 winner speaks out on newspaper columnist's racist tweet,0
single parent wishes she had thought of abandoning child first,1
"lyft and uber pull out of austin, but deceptive pricing is here to stay",0
cathedral moves sculpture because texters keep bumping into it,0
supreme court justices brought to tears by heartfelt testimony of bigot who hates gay people,1
kfc blames popeyes for releasing serial rapist from prison in new attack ad campaign,1
"in kenya's forbidden forests, conservation can turn violent",0
man pissed after becoming trapped in macy's thanksgiving day parade while out walking giant pikachu balloon,1
clinton 'very disappointed' in missouri,1
"years of living dangerously takes on climate denial, anti-science attacks on climate solutions",0
"catholic child told about doggy heaven, doggy hell",1
travel mug regales other mugs with stories from road,1
"area man could have sworn randy newman sang welcome back, kotter theme",1
kerry's face droops with joy over latest polls,1
government data sharpens focus on crude-oil train routes,0
spineless democratic senator caves to demands of sick children,1
jason momoa clearly came to oscars straight from work,1
firefighter who took in friend's 6 kids after he died on 9/11 gets best father's day gift ever,0
"as ed gillespie's campaign goes, so goes the memory of the civil war",0
u.s. allies line up for exemptions from trump's tariffs,0
compromising company's values for advertising revenue referred to as 'partnering',1
the top 1 percent owns over half of the world's household wealth,0
man embarrassed thinking about every opinion he's ever articulated,1
27-year-old regrets 'funky cold medina' tattoo,1
how to be a parent your child wants to talk to,0
"expendables 3' cast requests to be paid in steroids, meat",1
the only republican hillary could beat is trump. or is it?,0
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
"singer cites girlfriend as reason he lives, dies, breaks down, cries",1
mom calmly emptying dishwasher as if shrieking argument didn't happen 10 minutes ago,1
"obama clears 2,000 square miles of u.s. airspace for new free-range drone preserve",1
6 things you should never tell your divorced friend,0
woman survives 7-story plunge from parking garage in bmw,0
area man's life comes to tragic middle,1
hamas calls for new palestinian uprising against israel after trump's jerusalem move,0
u.s. asks africa not to cash aid checks until after tax day,1
cardboard snowflake half-heartedly masking-taped to break-room door,1
jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast,0
"hands-free tech like siri can be dangerous for drivers, study says",0
r.l. stine releases 'goosebumps' titles his publisher rejected,0
religious pamphlet sat on,1
nobody knows what third light switch does,1
why i've forgiven my father,0
nader polling at 8 percent among past supporters,1
gazebo underutilized,1
new 'war' enables mankind to resolve disagreements,1
urban polling stations urge voters to immediately get back in line for general election,1
local grandmother beginning to realize family never even looked for better nursing home,1
"latina says napa valley wine train threatened her group too, suggests 'a pattern'",0
bernie sanders' son levi is running for congress,0
more americans falling for 'get rich slowly over a lifetime of hard work' schemes,1
federal judge rules fair housing law protects colorado lgbt couple,0
"new romney ad claims candidate does not oppose women in cases of rape, incest",1
3 generations' stars discuss the power of telling trans stories,0
ibtihaj muhammad and the u.s. women's fencing team win bronze,0
"report: oh, fuck yeah, egg yolk dripping all over sandwich",1
"teen found in suitcase died from overdose, coroner says",0
area man unable to believe the savings,1
weird al's 'lame claim to fame' mocks celebrity obsession,0
rudy giuliani: bill de blasio should apologize to nypd,0
coin collector has some pretty fucking nice coins,1
the alarming retirement shortfall for women,0
telling our medicine story,0
advertising firm unveils new mute-resistant commercials,1
modern-day oscar wilde a homosexual,1
diabetes rate in the u.s. may be leveling off,0
what happened after oprah made this single mom's wildest dreams come true,0
routine drunk-driving trip turns tragic for five local teens,1
"fun fall recipes, from joy bauer (video)",0
recycling opens the door to a circular economy,0
10 worst provisions in the republican appropriations bill,0
elizabeth warren slams 'bizarre' glass-steagall statements from trump's treasury secretary,0
"paul ryan embraces trump's executive order, but speaks against 'confusing' rollout",0
clinton's head sawed off,1
daniel boulud awards scholarship to c-cap alum,0
mnuchin touts trump's call for unconstitutional line-item veto,0
"the case, mr. kerry, give me the case,' demands malaysian ambassador holding dangling john kerry from petronas towers skybridge",1
nuns and advocates protest planned pipeline by erecting a chapel in its path,0
al franken tearfully announces intention to step down from role as harasser of women,1
are you perpetuating the glass ceiling,0
the good fortune of peace,0
next week's republican debate in utah canceled,0
mizzou football players celebrate university president's resignation,0
10 reasons you should never step foot in a shopping mall,0
nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb,1
obama warns he may cease to exist unless america believes in him,1
"for his new act, beloved drag queen john 'lypsinka' epperson is a man unmasked",0
cast of 60 minutes suffers collective stroke,1
trump struggling to recall words to u.s.a. chant,1
cool guy from middle school still sporting phat pair of jncos,1
senator: russian trolls stoked nfl debate,0
illinois supreme court deems rahm emanuel sleazy enough to run for mayor of chicago,1
pressure to defund planned parenthood increases for gop,0
senator's myspace top 8 all corporations,1
thousands of americans to notice first signs of dementia while visiting parents over holiday,1
area insurance salesman celebrates 14th year of quoting fletch,1
swiss threaten ricola embargo,1
"donald trump's biggest gop critics are very, very, very sad",0
sighing banksy methodically kills another few kids who stumbled upon him doing graffiti,1
inside: spring fashions so glamorous you'll practically shit yourself,1
the first 'rogue one' trailer is a 'star wars' nerd's dream,0
some of amazon's suitors have been burned before,0
the christian sideshow in acts of terror,0
uncool zookeeper won't let anyone ride gorillas,1
dan aykroyd has aykroyds,1
stop scaring new dads!,0
pork roll ice cream a hot item at new jersey farm,0
"does fashion need more for-women, by-women brands?",0
a weighty new year's resolution,0
woman accused of setting fire to yoga studio explains smiling mug shot,0
bob dole for windows to replace bob dole 4.0,1
comedy central celebrates one millionth airing of cheech & chong: still smokin',1
12 hilarious truths of raising kids,0
donald trump is winning at being the butt of late-night tv jokes,0
do you suffer from obsessive trump disorder?,0
black panther' star michael b. jordan wants his killmonger's hairstyle to become a trend,0
so we might not be getting more prince music after all,0
asian man has thing for asian women,1
cheney celebrates earth day by breathing oxygen,1
"george lucas recalls peter mayhew ad-libbing decision to play character as nonverbal, fur-covered monster",1
huffpollster: electoral college estimates show hillary clinton beating donald trump and ted cruz,0
there's a reason this lonely bird has such freaky feathers,0
boehner delays leadership elections with gop in turmoil,0
brita unveils new in-throat water filters,1
yellowstone places old faithful on 6-month loan to acadia national park,1
joan rivers perfectly shut down the single woman stereotype in 1967,0
inhibitions found in seedy motel room,1
airlines to congress: stop norwegian air!,0
iraq beheading videos enter summer reruns,1
dog not sure it ready to tackle whatever happened to man at work today,1
comedian janet silverman talks 89 d*ck picks,0
game of thrones' season 3 opens with every character getting fingered while discussing arrival of winter,1
why these people of faith are marching for women this weekend,0
to the parent whose heart is hurting this holiday season,0
rapist gets new start at technical college,1
"atlantic city casino can regulate waitresses' weight, ruling says",0
parking lot attendant seemingly unaware new day a gift from god,1
report: happiness does not measurably increase based on zipline ownership once family owns 7 ziplines,1
"independent spirit award nominee andrea suarez paz: ""i hope to play something impossible""",0
power of pride,0
gold bond spokesman grudgingly admits it makes your balls tingle,1
"senate gop bill would give industry 'veto power' over new rules, critics warn",0
infuriating video shows meek mill making homeless man do pushups for $20,0
nation's underfunded public education system to experiment with shortened 6-day school year,1
area woman not good enough artist to justify eccentricities,1
white house graciously accepts saudi prince's thank-you gift of severed yemeni head,1
"area man directs customers to superior value in all-weather radials, yet feels nothing",1
nafta renegotiation is a stark reminder that states and cities must protect against climate disaster,0
study finds americans do most financial planning when figuring out how to get money's worth at buffet,1
obama photographer trolls vladimir putin with the who lyrics,0
craig kilborn ready to return to the daily show,1
daily mail hits another low with sexist front page,0
10 easy-to-tackle super bowl sweets,0
the soul-crushing reality of the stay-at-home dad,0
trump pours milk over bowl of skittles while settling in to watch comey hearing,1
authorities fear youtube shooter might inspire wave of copycat content creators,1
adjusting several sliders on recording studio's mixing console pays off big time,1
good old days' traced back to single weekend in 1948,1
why it matters that women talk about their abortions,0
strip poker ends solemnly with scar explanation,1
hot-dog craving ends after first bite,1
the solution to all of your budgeting problems,0
lawmakers seek investigation of al jazeera amid israel documentary controversy,0
martin o'malley fails to make ohio's presidential primary ballot,0
all the ways the 'empire' finale set up season 2,0
nevada secretary of state says she has evidence of voter fraud in presidential election,0
tearful biden carefully takes down blacklight poster of topless barbarian chick from office wall,1
eight must-reads for fashionistas,0
after celebrating: the hard work of lgbt equality continues,0
variety magazine goes to bat for hillary clinton in first-ever presidential endorsement,0
house democrat: shutdown would be due to gop taking government 'hostage',0
ferocious rat refuses to let hungry snake steal rat pup,0
airline food under fire from area comedian,1
kim davis's anti-gay views are going to cost her state big time,0
what if we were all family generation changers?,0
hugh hefner will be laid to rest beside playboy's first cover girl marilyn monroe,0
that 'historic' middle-class tax cut trump promised? still just a promise.,0
we need to talk about adoptee suicide,0
what comes next? rockwell reminds us,0
fire hydrant blows load all over hot neighborhood kids,1
a farm boy meets his prince in a beautiful new children's book,0
today is green monday: the day to finish up your online shopping,0
hasbro concedes world not ready for rubik's chicken,1
liberal activists encourage citizens to call their late-night hosts and urge them to oppose tax plan,1
tv shows from your childhood that were super overrated,0
"teen found in suitcase died from overdose, coroner says",0
man with backed-up shower drain enjoys luxurious foot soak,1
neither boss nor employee paid enough to deal with each other,1
new co-op airline offers cheaper fares if you help fly the plane,1
jerry sandusky heads back to court to overturn child molestation conviction,0
chimp actor looking to direct,1
"right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say",0
bank of america introduces new $50 underdraft fee,1
"tilda swinton isn't in this clip from 'a bigger splash,' but watch it anyway",0
woman with furrowed brow on airplane carefully studies article about which actress wore dress better,1
clinton consults surgeon general on behalf of friend curious about homosexuality,1
donald trump's theory on catching hackers gives cybersecurity pros the giggles,0
in their own words: girls on self-esteem,0
area woman's baseless hatred of anne hathaway reciprocated,1
casting zionism as 'white nationalism' is anti-semitism,0
doll real estate agent glosses over giant hinged opening in middle of house,1
produce manager ready for some football,1
flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314,1
toddler unsettled by whatever possessed her to bite friend's face,1
wendy's new homestyle chicken strips salad shamelessly touted,1
how isis uses wheat supplies to tighten its control in iraq,0
"after 40-day search, authorities finally replace missing boy",1
critics worried new cia report puts u.s. at considerable risk of transparency,1
2016 perspectives from the festival of politics,0
joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets,0
dancing stormtroopers make 'dark lord' simon cowell's dream a reality,0
people on the internet can't stop making fun of tom hiddleston's 'i heart ts' top,0
hillary clinton bounces back in new hampshire,0
calm sense of impending violence returns to middle east as ceasefire brokered,1
police seek poorly drawn man,1
syria misses another chemical weapons benchmark despite 'significant progress',0
library of congress adds 'no sleep 'til hammersmith' to national motörhead registry,1
democratic party gives bernie sanders bigger role in shaping its platform,0
goddamn ficus plant should come with instructions,1
mad men' actor wants mississippi to find hope in his wedding,0
the empty calories of fossil fuels,0
i told my trump-supporting mom i'm having a biracial baby. here's what happened.,0
garbage truck scoops up man looking for wallet,0
sexualized octogenarian flapper girl still earning living for someone,1
washing machine loses man's trust,1
family enters crisis talks after learning restaurant has 45-minute wait,1
creepy one-word text message from mom could mean anything,1
supposed 'game of thrones' buff hasn't even finished books yet,1
"just illegalize us already,' nation's assault weapons beg",1
restoring a sense of decency to our destructive politics,0
"tuesday's morning email: rnc returns to roy moore campaign, despite sexual misconduct claims",0
what actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren't around,0
obama: iraq airstrikes not slippery slope to other humanitarian interventions,1
rising income inequality causing wealthy americans to take on second sailboat,1
why banning hate groups won't end them,0
did melania trump really 'like' my tweet about her marriage?,0
elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with gay puppeteer,1
rolling stones kick off 'sing our songs for us' tour,1
closing of state aviary facilities puts hundreds of mentally ill birds on the streets,1
women leaders talk personal: how to be a true philanthropist,0
young girls creeped out by older scientists constantly trying to lure them into stem,1
some leaders are born women,0
bill clinton resting up to sit upright at next debate,1
conservatives lash out at 'republican welfare' as opposition to 'ryancare' grows,0
"oscar pistorius is a 'broken man,' psychologist says at sentencing",0
phone call with dad just watered-down version of phone call with mom,1
man knows exactly which asshole got him sick,1
"lisa kudrow, craig robinson and wyatt russell answer your wedding etiquette questions",0
unpopular opinion: why i think the sat is a good thing,0
desperate dolphin mom seen helping her trapped baby breathe,0
"woman asked about drunk driving responds, 'gobble gobble turkey': cops",0
study finds not acting like total fucking moron most attractive quality in potential mate,1
another friends star to appear in another big-screen bomb,1
new toyota suv holds eight passengers and their suvs,1
field notes from the music biz: life at the trades,0
friday's morning email: what to look for with four days to go,0
mark zuckerberg's senate testimony predictably led to memes galore,0
michael douglas says his father kirk once thought he was a 'terrible' actor,0
sónar festival offers more than you might expect,0
report: no one currently thinking about you,1
boo 2! a madea halloween' leads a sluggish weekend at the box office,0
toward a fairer admissions process,0
creepy photos of abandoned insane asylums will keep you up at night,0
cricket located,1
aunt scores big with nephews by dropping bombshell story about mom smoking weed as teenager,1
"trump lawsuit over white house book 'nonstarter,' legal experts say",0
the 'game of thrones' season 6 trailer hints at jon snow's resurrection,0
eric trump poses with carcass of safari guide shot on african hunting trip,1
u.s. middlemen demand protection from being cut out,1
eric rosswood talks “the ultimate guide for gay dads” and more (audio),0
facebook temporarily killed off a lot of its users,0
a gay take on a pop classic becomes a rallying cry for orlando,0
spiders inspire fear -- along with novel products that could change the world,0
8 reasons to travel this year,0
how an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university,0
measles cases could triple even with just a small decline in vaccinations,0
every driver in roundabout just winging it,1
peter dinklage might've spit his gum into wife's mouth before accepting his emmy,0
dwight howard is finished masquerading as a superstar,0
when art becomes poison,0
toyota launches 'back to the future'-themed ad campaign,0
aly raisman says usa gymnastics is '100 percent responsible' for nassar abuse,0
bill moyers' departure from tv leaves a huge hole,0
pete townshend can't explain,1
autism at 16: cookie monster and the coliseum,0
"new bomb capable of creating 1,500 new terrorists in single blast",1
"new toothbrush slightly different from already existing, perfectly good toothbrushes",1
queen elizabeth frantically trying to preserve european alliances by arranging great-grandchildren's marriages,1
report: jack black's life more valuable than yours if it ever comes down to it,1
bored 4-year-old mixes things up by watching movie she's only seen 97 times,1
report: really old tenant probably pays much cheaper rent,1
coast guard drags decoy boca raton into middle of ocean in attempt to lure away hurricane irma,1
michael b. jordan responds to trolls saying a black man can't play johnny storm,0
scholars say constitution is open to differing interpretations because nobody can read that crazy script,1
amy krouse rosenthal's daughter continues her late mother's last project,0
burger king introduces new thing to throw in front of kids after another hellish day at work,1
new pompous asshole magazine to compete with cigar aficionado,1
here's a delightfully awkward video about spending valentine's day alone,0
national illusions and global realities,0
how i navigated my first 7 years of sobriety,0
what it's really like to have a miscarriage,0
"as chipotle tries not to make people sick, it's silent on one important issue",0
date invites woman upstairs to check out red flags,1
the lord of the rings: my survival guide to cancer,0
bill gates' wife worried he's lying in a ditch full of money somewhere,1
these young greeks want to change their country,0
nick offerman rsvps to wedding in very ron swanson-esque way,0
grandma getting to point where she looks like every other grandma,1
will all senate republicans kowtow to trump and the far right?,0
family spends relaxing weekend destroying outdoors,1
wacky forensics investigation turns autopsy-turvy,1
billy bob thornton on being raised by a psychic mom,0
joan moran: 7 business skills that make your personal life successful,0
"bill de blasio, adam smith and the living wage movement",0
desktop zen rock garden thrown at assistant,1
pope asks to be taken off list of world's 100 richest people,1
"entomologists retract new spider species discovery after determining it actually just clump of dust, hair",1
ironic-kitsch-appreciation subculture excited about new britney spears novel,1
jimmy carter says he has melanoma that has spread to his brain,0
late night' reimagines 'a christmas carol' suitable for the donald trump era,0
here are some of the best signs from the equality and resist marches,0
"singing, dancing man just getting started",1
plo claims responsibility for bombing of krippendorf's tribe,1
all y'all urged to go fuck yo' selves,1
new app matches you with others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app,1
obama loses key potential republican ally on guantanamo bay closure,0
when do i get to stop spinning the plates?,0
4 dishes that will make you love mediterranean food,0
starbucks weddings might be a 'thing' now,0
ticketed motorist pointing finger just the green light cop needed,1
read live updates from the confirmation hearings of several trump cabinet picks,0
"on the anniversary of dr. gunn's death, thank an abortion provider",0
check out these exhausted olympians at the end of the decathlon,0
journalists push back on correspondents' association's response to michelle wolf,0
north carolina tops gonzaga to win sixth ncaa title,0
"huckabee decries obamacare's failure to help slow, cross-eyed cousin who got kicked by mule",1
valiant fact-checkers once again save american political system from descending into corruption,1
magical gallery transforms dull objects into art,1
dance-club bathroom left out of gay couple's meeting story,1
the problem with fake news? 'real' news is bogus too,0
why i'm attending the cop21 climate talks as an educator,0
new york city makes overdose reversal drug available without a prescription,0
shamefaced man stands stock-still as acquaintance zips up backpack for him,1
john legend speaks out against trump's syrian refugee and travel ban,0
"dave chappelle donates $50,000 from michigan show to flint foundation",0
king of queens creator thinks everyone's ripping him off,1
nation's weirdest teenager buys season one dvd of 'murphy brown',1
michigan supreme court slams the door on jill stein's recount case,0
area man visits haiti to check up on $10 donation,1
report: half of all americans probably should have thought of that before they opened their mouth,1
u.s. consumers demand wider selection,1
stage door: forbidden broadway's gerard alessandrini,0
ariel winter slayed prom with this disney princess moment,0
daddy hitting mommy again,1
critics accuse joe biden of running for president for political reasons,1
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inside cbs' bid to bolster 'late show with stephen colbert',0
those weren't nooses at university of delaware,0
same homeless man always begging for change on united flight,1
pope francis donates clothing to needy refugees,1
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jared kushner quietly transfers 'solve middle east crisis' to next week's to-do list,1
internet to reduce e-mail delivery to 6 days a week,1
oxycontin maker criticized for new 'it gets you high' campaign,1
new england cod fishermen share coal miners' plight in this new documentary,0
this life isn't worth a damn': the precarious existence of czech intellectuals,0
"man who just bought mayan headdress, 4 crates of corn pretty sure you'll be looking like the fool when apocalypse happens",1
hang-glider gang terrorizes elderly hot-air-ballooning couple,1
don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women,0
donald trump keeps saying things that would destroy any other presidential candidate,0
un chief warns that women's rights are under attack worldwide,0
teen breaks rules in socially accepted ways,1
listen to america: a huffpost road trip,0
what every parent needs to know about their schools,0
ted cruz asks central park hansom cab driver how much it costs to whip horse for an hour,1
chorus to 'juke box hero' playing on repeat in monk's bowed head,1
moderation and modernity: challenges for moroccan islam,0
250-pound man sadly in best shape of his life,1
"in most states, the middle class is now growing — but slowly.",0
patient zero kicking back in 38c with episode of 'new girl',1
farmworker rights leaders plan to protest on ben & jerry's free cone day,0
beautiful pregnancy time-lapse shows new mom and new nursery transform,0
the army tells its soldiers to get some sleep,0
trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email,0
party host proudly informs guests they're eating shark,1
surgeon general warns teens cinnamon challenge is not for pussies,1
"portrait of nude, bleeding man hung on school wall",1
"trump team is mulling muslim registry and planning border wall, reported adviser says",0
"report: nation thinking about big, warm piece of cinnamon coffee cake right now",1
study: this descended from wolves,1
god legally changes name to jake steele,1
woman who teaches special-needs children killing it at dinner party,1
u.s. aid to venezuela just lit stick of dynamite painted to look like carrot,1
ron paul withholding presidential endorsement until true libertarian candidate enters race,1
street photography in stockholm (pt. 2),0
single woman would love to hear them call her lonely now that she has basil plant,1
alpha-bits now available in serif font,1
bill cosby announces dates for u.s. college commencement tour,1
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stephen king stuck at book signing for hours writing personalized novels for line of fans,1
"instead of thoughts and prayers, oregon passes new gun safety law",0
sean hannity: 'i will be dispelling any and all factual claims about me during my show',1
bin laden conspiracy theories share one problem,0
janice to register three; janice to register three,1
parent takes out $100 bill in front of wide-eyed 7-year-old,1
trump aide says endorsement of ivanka's brand was 'light-hearted',0
too much expected from nap,1
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biden invokes freedom of information act to find out when woman gets off work,1
man halfway down giant water slide remembers today 9/11,1
morbidly obese pumpkin wins contest,1
philadelphiatheatreco. celebrates 40 with stars aligned,0
9 signs you're winning at the grandparenting game,0
media reminds public not to overemphasize super tuesday results or draw any sort of wide-reaching conclusions,1
jewelry company jumps gun with engagement ring commercial featuring polyamorous triad,1
student killed herself after university mishandled her rape report: suit,0
public diplomacy in the pacific,0
iran nuclear deal pits u.s. congress versus u.s. allies?,0
8 truths about celebrating valentine's day when you're married,0
british crew member dies during round the world yacht race,0
princeton students protest protesters,0
officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos,0
siblings patiently waiting for day they'll be close to each other,1
ghost can't make a simple cup of coffee without everyone freaking out,1
chris wallace receives cease-and-desist letter from trump organization in middle of questioning candidate about groping allegations,1
"if this guy's daughter is a 'real' princess, then i'm lord of ice cream cones",0
cooking off the cuff: a simple sicilian way with swordfish - with a light sauce as equal partner,0
terrifying musical number imagines a world without internet,0
pathetic excuse for man paid same wage as female counterpart,1
is trouble brewing for the 2015 npt review conference?,0
man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd,1
"american people shrug, line up for fingerprinting",1
female trump supporters just feel more comfortable with gop candidate who's openly horrible to them,1
cancer's next big thing -- immunotherapy,0
"amid protests, greece passes painful reforms to attain fiscal targets",0
kate hudson and dakota johnson pose for adorable pic with their famous moms,0
"astronaut tim peake completes london marathon in space, sets world record",0
strangers to send 'nice bucket' gift to ice challenge prank victim in moving show of solidarity,0
new film only stars one eddie  murphy,1
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chrissy metz says she was physically abused by her stepfather as a teen,0
wellesley college removes phrase 'hot all-girl action' from school brochure,1
report: seasonal depression still better than purchasing tiny sunshine lamp,1
snack that resided in empty vending machine slot must have been delicious,1
something weird about local anchorman's eyes,1
corrugated-cardboard lobby once again rates all 535 congressmen 'poor' on corrugated-cardboard-related issues,1
mexican program aims to reach drug lords before they get caught up in cartels,1
milo yiannopoulos speech at berkeley canceled amid violent protests,0
country singer trying to think of rhyme for 'shove you',1
"on this week's best-dressed list, lupita nyong'o steals the show",0
"media figures tout trump's 'presidential' shift, but his divisive policies remain the same",0
area woman prefers to get same advice from as many people as possible,1
rob kardashian posts cutest video for his anniversary with blac chyna,0
little caesars marketing new marshmallows 'n' gravy pizza directly to president,1
the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer,0
former obama aide david plouffe calls donald trump a 'psychopath',0
community solar brings renewable energy 'to the masses',0
comey warns democrats that having leftist politics gets you on the fbi watchlist,1
twitter roasts mariah carey for 'disaster' hot tea moment during new year's performance,0
suspect wins over detectives with 'rockford files' reference,1
world's oldest woman just pleased every other human on earth when she was born now dead,1
what it's really like to be 16 with cancer,0
entirety of beat poetry audience just faking knowing what's happening,1
stoner-turned-doctor sees dark side of pot,0
really hip 90-year-old figures he has every right to torrent glenn miller's 'in the mood',1
"here's what made t. rex's big, knife-like teeth so strong",0
latinos face digital divide in health care,0
couple puts handful of items on registry that loser family members can afford,1
fbi warns of 'american dream' scam,1
"meet 'teacher,' the futuristic machine that's going to show you how to draw",0
homosexuality only thing parents can accept about son,1
former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn,0
"at lg forum hosted by h.a.p.a., green and espero target homelessness, lifting people out of poverty",0
"report: 750,000 americans die each year during first attempt to get back in shape",1
"retired cop claims philippine president rodrigo duterte paid him, others to kill suspects",0
man's facebook status given book deal,1
harvey weinstein and the danger of performative 'wokeness',0
man losing respect for incompetent boss who won't fire him,1
"timothée chalamet says contract blocked him from criticizing woody allen, supporting dylan farrow. it didn't.",0
date line,1
disciplinarian parent annoying restaurant much more than unruly toddler ever could,1
1930s comedian pretty sure he's outsmarted murphy bed,1
john travolta is very thankful for 'dick poop',0
supposedly educated professor has no idea how to get bird out of lecture hall,1
horrible facebook algorithm accident results in exposure to new ideas,1
these are the most exciting photos from the 2016 iowa caucuses,0
"hulu's 'the handmaid's tale' adds joseph fiennes, will be b-a-n-a-n-a-s",0
republicans blame election losses on democrats,1
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parenting in the time of viral,0
experts warn prosecuting assange creates slippery slope to where we already are,1
man pledges loyalty to brand in quiet convenience store ceremony,1
girl in park acts like it's no big deal she's wearing bikini,1
report: it going to take way more than an inconceivable act of violence for country to rise above politics,1
asshole from plane greeted at baggage claim by whole family,1
"in deep red territory, constituents grill congressman in fiery town hall",0
dennis miller deeply concerned about long-distance service,1
you can get trump's voice on your gps now because we're all masochists,0
addressing sexual assault in college sports is not a 'distraction',0
barry white de-euphemized,1
the essentials of blogging for small business,0
country cd put on to impress repair guy,1
fat shaming can literally break your heart,0
director of census bureau calls for updated population report after realizing he forgot to count himself,1
chrissy teigen points out mitt romney's hypocrisy in one tweet,0
woman who admits to having watched golden globes thinks jodie foster embarrassed herself,1
i'm a nightmare ex-girlfriend — and i'm cool with that,0
study determines whether family or friends are the key to long life,0
"in trump's america, we must all become journalists",0
"cheer up, democrats",0
"when will we start expecting extreme weather, and planning for it?",0
report: white house overruled intelligence officials for rejecting saudi prince's top secret security clearance,1
seasonal depression kicks in just in time to numb woman before holiday with family,1
"melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65",0
hillary clinton launches intimidating new fragrance line,1
group of girls directs would-be suitor toward least attractive member,1
photographer documents her grandmother's illness while searching for something more,0
immigration backlash at the heart of british push to leave the e.u.,0
new forced-retirement community opens for local 60-year-olds,1
bewildered white house press watches dueling huckabee sanderses each claim she the only one telling truth,1
dozens dead after suicide bomber blows himself up near kabul shrine,0
koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive',0
the top 1 percent owns over half of the world's household wealth,0
detroit-area residents demand clean air,0
the supreme court has had enough of the lethal injection debate,0
the democrats can no longer avoid introspection,0
divorced man sadly removes ex-wife's admin privileges from home security system,1
woman all geared up to complain about work sidelined by friend with marital problems,1
chicago's shedd aquarium admits panda exhibit a ghastly mistake,1
bush followed everywhere by line of baby ducks,1
shocked 'our planet' viewers watch as david attenborough enters scene to break neck of starving polar bear,1
marco rubio climbs over garden wall for forbidden midnight meeting with super pac,1
"rnc chair says they lose acting normal, so why not give trump a shot",0
6 dreamers sue trump administration over daca decision,0
jeopardy' had 'game of thrones' categories! now our watch begins!,0
declassified documents detail 9/11 commission's inquiry into saudi arabia,0
grocery list depressing,1
chance the rapper celebrates the last christmas before donald trump with run-dmc spoof,0
man has no idea what to do with visiting friend between meals,1
healthcare is confusing part iii: the uninsured and serious illness,0
how the giants collapsed,0
thoughtful ocean returns body a few days after borrowing it,1
anna faris was dropping hints about trouble with chris pratt before split,0
"audubon society reveal they've only seen, like, 3 birds",1
un chief warns trump not to ditch iran nuclear deal,0
stop scaring new dads!,0
boyfriend ceremoniously dumped,1
addressing sexual assault in college sports is not a 'distraction',0
mourners gather for funeral of supreme court justice antonin scalia,0
vengeance-minded glacier just biding time until next ice age,1
police make arrest in socal lemonade stand heist,0
5 summer recipes you can bring anywhere,0
rebel wilson sings the google translate versions of classic holiday songs,0
everyone in sporting goods store looking for something to get on stepson's good side,1
stunning photographs capture the grief and survival after orlando,0
noah cyrus makes her late-night debut belting out 'make me (cry)',0
"""eco-warrior"" vandana shiva, at $40,000 a speech, rejoins hawaii anti-gmo crusade, but truth is the victim",0
15 cnn ireporters killed in afghanistan,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 10,0
the bottom line: china miéville's 'this census-taker',0
so that's what all those codes on your baggage tag mean,0
topless protester in spain grabs waxwork donald trump's crotch,0
8 healthy habits of couples who attend marriage therapy,0
"texas public school districts may now store, not trash, leftover food",0
hacker just going to fix a few annoying typos on company's website before stealing customer data,1
steve wynn steps down as rnc finance chair amid sexual harassment allegations,0
barbra streisand to take rare public dump,1
melissa mccarthy's perfectly simple secret to a happy marriage,0
all of taylor swift's bffs on the 1989 tour,0
"on world food day, take action against hunger",0
"woman jumps into suv and stabs denver fire chief, police say",0
king lear and the silver tsunami,0
palestinian youth and the psychological impact of violence,0
guy on cologne advertisement must smell pretty good,1
brooklyn pizza restaurant gets threats after video links it to 'pizzagate' hoax,0
ben & jerry's new flavor 'empower mint' is more political and punny than ever,0
"after 4 years living in asia, i'm suddenly a minority again (and it sucks)",0
5 ways to file your taxes with less stress,0
"uber halts self-driving car tests in california, where it didn't test much anyway",0
text history with mom a succinct chronology of relatives' hospital visits,1
white house blames deadly gaza violence on hamas 'propaganda',0
gay kid excited to be made fun of for second thing,1
jimmy kimmel issues psa for angry trump fans planning to burn their maga hats,0
disillusioned hollywood sign moves back to small iowa farm town,1
megachurch pastor abruptly retires after allegations of improper conduct go public,0
russian foreign minister and trump agree: no need to probe election meddling,0
these kids' space-themed halloween costumes were out of this world,0
student snaps awake upon hearing word 'hydroponics',1
olivia wilde's post for her daughter's birthday is filled with girl power,0
tipper's thumb delivered to gore campaign headquarters,1
train crash in pakistan kills at least four and injures dozens,0
khloe kardashian reportedly pregnant with tristan thompson's baby,0
bathroom-disinfectant ad reinforces obsessive-compulsive disorder,1
google introduces a new way to screen telemarketers,0
"ryan to unveil policy agenda, starting with anti-poverty initiative",0
man has trouble growing full beard of bees,1
dnc chair debbie wasserman schultz is taking a ton of heat for helping payday lenders,0
43-year-old with skateboard not fooling anyone,1
"8 awesome (yes, awesome!) things about toddlers",0
federal law enforcement officials unveil new food-crime equivalency ratings,1
couple has nest egg of debt to make sure they've got some money to owe down the road,1
"rachel mcadams and taylor kitsch might be dating, but who really knows?",0
what special olympians taught timothy shriver about real fun,0
new liver complains of difficulty working with lou reed,1
schnauzers rioting outside madison square garden following westminster dog show defeat,1
white house carefully screening any gun control town hall questions that address obama as 'mein führer',1
qaddafi asks closest advisers if they think he's a bad person,1
sarah huckabee sanders strongly rebukes implication she doesn't lock own children in cages,1
baseball hall of fame elected to hall of fame hall of fame,1
donald trump sends his very first fundraising email amid campaign money woes,0
expiration of contract allows fergie to put on pair of pants for first time in 5 years,1
watch: these guys explain 'diet racism',0
new energy secretary guesses he ought to read up on energy,1
star wars' fans start a tradition that will help bullied kids gain confidence,0
"nasa, jesus & templeton?",0
americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue,0
clinton throws flash grenade to divert attention from question about senate voting record,1
prince's sister tyka nelson pays tribute to the late music icon at the amas,0
facebook apologizes for giving mark zuckerberg a platform,1
obamacare repeal would knock 10 percent of this state off health insurance,0
swiping right on a hottie? hold on a second,0
few years in military would have really straightened out troubled teen killed on first tour of afghanistan,1
man praying interviewer doesn't ask any questions,1
new study determines the best way to discipline your teen,0
it took me 30 years to come to terms with half of my identity,0
"at this year's toronto film festival, it's the quieter performances that speak the loudest",0
newt gingrich thinks nepotism laws shouldn't apply to trump administration,0
the seductive illusion of power,0
obama administration accused of violating constitutional rights of immigrant detainees,0
new york police fatally shoot unarmed black man on brooklyn street,0
geniuses made a must-watch 'formation' parody about anti-abortion laws,0
"after a string of accidents, u-haul announces closure of aircraft division",1
pope francis has a very clear message for 'christians' who build walls,0
how mitt romney tops sarah palin,0
it only takes five minutes to show how thorny america's gun control is,0
border wall prototype clearly designed by yayoi kusama,1
god admits stealing idea for messiah from zoroastrianism,1
"cia admits it's good at overthrowing stuff, not so much the intelligence",1
nation's stomach ulcers predict trump administration will provide opportunities for unlimited growth in 2017,1
"""sing"" is an optimistic song to the world",0
donald trump revels in recounting the 'very good towels' he threw to hurricane victims,0
eco-friendly junkies launch needle re-use program,1
discrimination against print-on-demand books is out of touch and bad for the environment too,0
frat brothers draw all over pledge who passed away at party,1
"bush vows to discover, legalize aliens on american, martian soil",1
john kerry throws vine over pit of quicksand to save child companion,1
lone superdelegate voting for martin o'malley feels like total fucking idiot,1
local man almost finished collecting fantasy football winnings from 2005,1
"shopper takes bizarre journey beyond bed, bath",1
what it feels like to see for the first time at age 49,0
slowly rotating pie a metaphor for trucker's failing marriage,1
dad gets dolled up for trip to lowe's,1
fidelity matches some ira contributions,0
the one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!',0
u.s. forces take control of white house,1
almost half of the victims in the turkey bombing were under the age of 14,0
"new toothbrush slightly different from already existing, perfectly good toothbrushes",1
cher back,1
pigeon trying to act nonchalant about fresh vomit on sidewalk,1
kylie jenner beat beyoncé at breaking the internet,0
r.e.m.'s children still hoping parents will get back together,1
baby dies after dad seen allegedly beating him while driving,0
"70 years of atomic weaponry: at least 33,480 americans dead",0
new study recommends insects spend at least 30 minutes skittering per day,1
dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture,0
"parents are turning to marijuana more than teens, study suggests",0
how the 'bachelor in paradise' premiere handled the shutdown,0
high-culture wars heat up over controversial new opera,1
you don't have to 'cherish every moment' to appreciate your children,0
billy crystal reprises his 'city slickers' role to enter 'westworld',0
"this week in world war i november 29-december 5, 1914",0
ganging up against gender violence!,0
restaurant gives totally unwanted twist to mexican cuisine,1
councilman calls on baltimore rappers to inspire students,0
mariah carey rings in 2017 with painful lip sync fail on live tv,0
really-loud-whistle guy takes every opportunity to whistle loudly,1
voice of patrick stewart lends air of legitimacy,1
a big myth about how to spot a narcissist,0
"good girls have abortions, too, naral chief tells dnc",0
yelp adds hospital wait times and nursing home ratings using propublica data,0
jukebox pretending oasis cd too scratched to play,1
what i learned about business from making art,0
crane operator likes to start day with a quick 360,1
suspected austin bomber dead in confrontation with police,0
report: strongest human relationships emerge from bashing friend who couldn't make it out,1
"so long, thimble: hasbro axes classic monopoly token",0
"michelle phan, youtube's 'beauty bestie,' empowers women from the outside in",0
world health organization releases top 10 most fucked up causes of death,1
man at party comes crawling back to conversation he thought he could do better than,1
5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss,0
"monday matters: adorable kitten and dog grow up together, the white house celebrates marriage equality and a psa for forgiveness",0
backup spatula always ready to go in case the unthinkable happens,1
tonight: house faces his greatest challenge yet,1
belgian princess damages prime minister's hearing in starter gun incident,0
margin notes left on menu from previous ruby tuesday customer,1
my experience of coming out in kentucky...,0
you can tell area bank used to be a pizza hut,1
why should we celebrate earth day?,0
dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots,0
david axelrod suggests hillary clinton will be seen as less complex alternative to obama,0
will this murder be the first federal hate crime with a trans victim?,0
it's time to rethink what we consider an oscar performance,0
universe feels zero connection to guy tripping on mushrooms,1
greece seeks to reassure europe as tensions rise,0
adapting change to fit complexity,0
devin nunes files lawsuit against parents for derailing russia investigation by giving birth to total dud,1
laura ingraham learned the hard way she can't do what the boys do at fox news,0
mark judge can't believe that fucking lightweight kavanaugh got 'boofing' and 'the devil's triangle' wrong,1
nation's sports fans shocked by truth about 'we will rock you' anthem,1
millions across country celebrate 'make a kid at work' day,1
man travels to historic art locations just to paint the patterns on his shirts,0
hundreds of cuban refugees clinging to air force one on flight back to u.s.,1
a republican congressman just destroyed trump's 'lie' of a budget,0
"police say woman made up story of attack by two men, one wearing a trump hat (update)",0
man sadly realizes cramped one-bedroom apartment has enough space to host party with all his friends,1
area man has no idea what he went downstairs for,1
daily news threatens union drivers,0
pipeline company rushes to contain oil spill to small section of media,1
prince of pot' spends last 4/20 in prison,0
these two little kids are better at soccer than you are at anything,0
avengers' sequel picks up where first film's profits left off,1
roy moore may have been banned from a mall for harassing teen girls in 1980s,0
jumbled nest of cords makes move to third new apartment,1
woman claims to reenact michael phelps affair in 'going for the gold' porno,0
this tiny florida island village is pulling together in irma's aftermath,0
cable news sure could talk to more muslims about the muslim ban,0
usa today crossword puzzle grants false sense of intelligence,1
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man reluctantly deletes video of friend trying to vault mailbox to clear data space for child's birth,1
one of the last original tuskegee airmen instructors dies at 96,0
gingrich desperately trying to court people-who-vote vote,1
why reese witherspoon says she's 'definitely' a southern mom,0
man surveys party for next group to silently stand in,1
fermilab receives generous anonymous particle donation,1
recent saving of planet attributed to working assets long-distance plan,1
deadly clashes erupt as venezuela holds widely boycotted election,0
why i launched a platform to empower survivors of bullying,0
report: sheldon adelson backs trump trip to israel after $100 million pledge,0
protecting america from its president,0
coast guard going to let stranded yacht owner sweat it out little more,1
cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones,1
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bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet,0
area man finally in enough pain to go to doctor,1
field notes from the music biz: life at the trades,0
"gary richrath, guitarist and songwriter for reo speedwagon, dead at 65",0
escaping ebola: a dangerous journey from the desert to the mediterranean sea,0
"it's just a costume, it's just a costume,' man nervously assures himself as giant hot dog starts walking toward him",1
"there, like, 6 cop cars outside",1
"come to listen, mr. president",0
12-year-old who got her hair curled for spring dance the very image of old hollywood glamour,1
chinese food emojis? chinese food emojis!,0
date rapist tossing his mortarboard into air 3 rows in front of you,1
rhode island votes to move 2008 primary to tomorrow,1
ford recalls 2010 mustang for being too cool,1
aclu sounds alarm over trump administration's 'threat' to free speech,0
grocery-store freezer's white castle section a wreck,1
a tribe called quest's phife dawg will have a street named after him,0
north korea successfully detonates nuclear scientist,1
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poll: 98% of people picture run-down strip mall parking lot when word 'america' said,1
"welcome to herointown, new jersey's 4th-largest city",0
maryland teen allegedly sexually abused child since she was 3,0
area man finally finds bodymate,1
how seriously does your nonprofit board take the matter of ethics?,0
sheepish secret service agent can't explain how vacuum cleaner salesman got into oval office,1
this is the next big tv writer for the modern woman,0
historical archives: hy-genic apportionment of remaining paper,1
emotional wayne lapierre honors victims of background checks,1
watch this artist carve a watermelon into the night king from 'game of thrones',0
women leaders talk personal: how to be a true philanthropist,0
god admits there was probably a better way of giving humans taste of heavenly bliss than opioids,1
"despite social liberalization at home, saudi arabia continues to promote islamic radicalism abroad",0
down with cutesy cleaning supplies!,0
man convicted of killing his first family pleads guilty to slaying his second,0
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this first time area man hearing about daughter dating george zimmerman,1
disney trailer teases exit of major character in upcoming film 'death at pooh corner',1
"joy to the world, the griswold family christmas sportscast is here",0
islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day,1
"my mother hated tattoos, so naturally i got one for her",0
new poll finds death of spouse most liberating experience in life,1
macy's parade float covered in tickets after parking on 5th avenue over holiday weekend,1
man watches helplessly as white elephant exchange completely devolves into friends just chatting and having nice time,1
aunt enters ninth year of raving about 'wicked',1
lena dunham defends 'girls' writer accused of raping 17-year-old,0
house chaplain who prayed about gop tax bill fired by paul ryan,0
give the gift of play this holiday season,0
the beverly hills hotel and the dangers of keyboard activism,0
senator brings obscene material to national attention,1
why toothpicks are the best cake testers,0
"mother on trial for hitting, pinching toddler during long flight",0
man's ironclad grasp of issue can withstand 2 follow-up questions,1
proof you shouldn't blame teachers for the achievement gap,0
prince harry: 'i killed taliban-looking people',1
poll finds declining number of americans believe they god,1
obama already knows who he's going to tear apart in memoir,1
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reporter hailed a 'patriot' for defying white house by live-streaming press briefing,0
author dismayed by amazon customers' other purchases,1
12 comics to remind you that you're a flawed but amazing human being,0
the office' ends as documentary crew gets all the footage it needs,1
what's your book shelfie style?,0
"making your post-breakup masterpiece, one location permit at a time",0
shutting out the gun nuts? cigarettes may show the way,0
neil armstrong's wife glad to finally get rid of all the space hobby crap,1
hero teacher stops high school shooter in washington state,0
former playboy model accuses oliver stone of groping her breast,0
"media outlets pledge evenhanded criticism of trump, clinton over next 4 years",1
brain games' recalls thousands of defective word puzzles that gave users alzheimer's,1
white house responds to sexual misconduct allegations against roy moore,0
before the end of the year...,0
server loves that dessert,1
what common can teach men about getting dressed,0
chairman of house committee on homeland security wants to review trump's refugee order,0
howie long expresses desire to direct radio shack spots,1
burden of parental expectation available in youth sizes,1
economy given big boost by ramadan shopping season,1
energy department official who called obama a 'kenyan creampuff' resigns,0
18 hilarious bridesmaid proposal cards you can find on etsy,0
80 percent of female restaurant workers say they've been harassed by customers,0
elderly man skipping work uses 'dead grandson' excuse again,1
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area man a walking encyclopedia of everything except leading a normal life,1
another comedian ruined by parenthood,1
the reclusive billionaire bankrolling ted cruz,0
paw patrol' writers defend episode where german shepherd cop shoots unarmed black lab 17 times in back,1
report finds more americans putting off children until companies are ready,1
coworker who went to gym this morning a chipper little fucker,1
gilmore girls' actors defend against critics who say revival is too mean,0
how hbcus respond to a call for inclusion of lgbt students,0
google still a long way from meeting diversity goals,0
trump uses rnc funds to pay for his russia defense -- thanks to hillary clinton's lawyer,0
cate blanchett brings her own unique glamour to the golden globes,0
letter from employer thankfully omits balls-copying incident,1
sunday meal planner: get through the week with breakfast enchiladas and more,0
hammered office depot manager thrown out of chili's,1
why run a writers' conference?,0
chaps unnecessary,1
convenience store employee given generous holiday bonus shift,1
midwesterners descend on insurance company's free nail files,1
report: a lot of people's dream is to have sex with a ghost,1
a simple solution to america's woes: huge raises,0
man who should be president has asymmetrical eyebrows,1
man lived alongside dead father's body for four months,0
why going abroad isn't always rainbows and butterflies,0
despacito' played on 2 calculators adds up to something special,0
jennifer lopez comes out with own clothesline line,1
responsible gun ownership,0
what money for trump's border wall could buy in disaster relief funding,0
uw-whitewater chancellor reprimands students after mistaking skincare product for blackface,0
world meets premiere,0
swedish prosecutors drop julian assange rape investigation,0
stan van gundy calls himself out for his past use of term 'posse',0
child boosted on shoulders for better view of man having heart attack,1
berkeley campus on lockdown after loose pages from 'wall street journal' found on park bench,1
congress to meet at feingold's house today,1
security camera films meteor streaking across ohio sky,0
legendary reclusive author has never published single piece of writing,1
on pilgrimage in india,0
mute teen fulfills his dream of becoming a rapper despite not having a jaw,0
2-year-old adorably mangles 'the star-spangled banner',0
iran only has half the amount of enriched uranium allowed under nuclear deal,0
princeton police investigated allegations against tiger inn bouncers,0
melissa harris-perry becoming elle.com editor at large,0
new rumsfeld scholarship awarded to student who demonstrates potential to ignore geopolitical consequences of armed invasion,1
beginning or ending? when our kids go off to college,0
"world shocked by possible link between olympics, big money",1
"drake's dad just released a music video and damn, it's smooth",0
bashar al-assad shares laugh with military leaders over time he once wanted to be a doctor and help people,1
"trademarks show amazon has sights on meal-kits, 'single cow burgers' and other fast food options",0
dad ready to forgive dixie chicks,1
today we are all journalists,0
sci-fi fans argue the better of two as-yet-unreleased films,1
why diseases don't exist and what really makes you sick,0
cretinous reprobate home for the holidays,1
panicked man looking for son stressing everybody out,1
san francisco begins providing attorneys for immigrants who can't afford them,0
see the celebrities who went all out for halloween this year,0
how would you redefine study abroad?,0
50 cent faked wealth with borrowed jewelry and cars,0
"universities, public spaces and the democratic way of life",0
grassroots activists are leading the way on the addiction crisis,0
historic senator robert byrd imploded in controlled demolition,1
i live in greece,0
research funding: when is the money dirty?,0
this 'homoji'  keyboard brings queer shorthand to your text messages,0
chimp study on human-evasion response to feces-hurling nearly complete,1
donald trump responds to doug jones defeating roy moore in alabama senate election,0
what experts say about waiting to cut your baby's umbilical cord,0
jellyfish falls short of dream to kill diana nyad,1
biden's buffalo wing challenge dinner not sitting too well,1
digital trust foundation seeking proposals on digital abuse programs,0
exxonmobil ceo depressed after realizing earth could end before they finish extracting all the oil,1
u.s. citizens: 'we love when thing taste like other thing',1
area larva celebrates ascent to adulthood with bar moltzvah,1
school for crime,0
"swing states roughed up by bush, kerry operatives",1
seven-year-old told to take it like a man,1
maybe we shouldn't waste money on drug testing michigan welfare recipients,0
"man getting screwed by company's $180,000 health deductible",1
how laramie's lgbt decision awakens us,0
trump tells advisers he wants u.s. out of syria: senior officials,0
carrie fisher's birth announcement in 1992 captured her signature humor,0
parkland survivor: 'i've never been so unimpressed by a person' after trump call,0
area man determined to make the best of situation comedy,1
frontier mother just wants one nice family photo that doesn't end in fatality,1
bush dropped out. here's where his voters might go.,0
trump boys announce they will not hesitate to egg russia if provoked,1
"why i won't be at pride this year, in one long rant",0
renowned ornithologist always secretly wanted to be a bird,1
why it's time to stop casually calling people 'schizophrenic' and 'bipolar',0
gop prays for ossoff lossoff,0
christ sues catholic church for unlicensed use of his image,1
curing my blindness by turning off my smartphone,0
a new kind of valentine's day,0
20th century fox green-lights 'united 93 vs. predator',1
the everyday heroes of the hurricanes,0
brooks brothers unveils new line of monogramed cum rags,1
new orleans struck by meteorite,1
"news roundup for august 17, 2017",0
sympathy card signed by assistant,1
"women in business q&a: sarah davanzo, chief cultural strategy officer, sparks & honey",0
"huffpost hill - trump heads to louisiana, will distribute the classiest, absolute best mres",0
rex tillerson can expect a lot of questions about his record on climate change,0
axl rose has something to say about that vocal range chart,0
single-engine cessna crashes into bush,1
howard students take over building to protest university embezzlement scandal,0
"area waitress has one hell of an ass on her, local man will tell you that right now",1
scientific research just won a huge victory in the age of trump. here's how.,0
"mount vernon says it owns george washington's copy of don quixote, not glenn beck",0
energy sector and epa nominee: oklahoma strong,0
saudi crown prince must answer for atrocities in yemen,0
science fiction writer admits unstoppable killing machine based on mother,1
obama clinches 'joe cabernet sauvignon' vote,1
students watch in sympathy as teacher's humongous ass erases part of whiteboard,1
study: red meat takes years off of cow's life,1
prominent fisheries scientist under fire for seafood industry funding,0
"goodbye to the dead,' a conversation with brian freeman",0
suicide squad' heads for record-breaking $145 million plus opening weekend,0
relationship in exciting early stage where every exchange causes unspeakable anxiety,1
running in tap shoes: choreographer janine molinari on teaching broadway kids and other adventures in dance,0
health care reform and the futures of primary care and psychiatry,0
trump administration urges saudis to stick to killing random yemeni civilians,1
pence unveils campaign to educate teens about dangers of premarital eye contact,1
happy anniversary match.com -- meet their first success story,0
raid recalls entire line of insecticide after realizing food chain would collapse without bugs,1
6 dreamers sue trump administration over daca decision,0
star wars' fans are freaking out because 'jedi' in 'the last jedi' is plural,0
assessing our children to death,0
middle-aged man in gym locker room puts shirt on before underwear,1
woman worried student loans could prevent her from one day owning entirely different kind of crippling debt,1
chance the rapper leads chicago residents in a 'parade to the polls',0
"this fall's can't-miss, most noteworthy memoirs",0
cigarette tax hike to pay for iraq war,1
"lea delaria gets candid about her wild tour days, sex with younger women and turning 60",0
idaho legislature declares english only language they know,1
pbs pulling out the fucking big guns tonight with 'andrea bocelli: one night in central park',1
mcdonald's just caved to a ton of pissed off 'rick & morty' fans,0
in memory of the ms st. louis,0
a stranger was bleeding in the parking lot. this man saved his life with a shirt and a bear hug,0
netflix may expand into news,0
an authentic 1st century jerusalem burial shroud,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 2,0
here's why gay and bi men might be twice as likely to get skin cancer,0
cory booker pumps brakes on trump impeachment talk,0
god demands cuter precious moments figurines,1
kirsten gillibrand only regrets not calling for al franken to quit sooner,0
san diego chargers are reportedly moving to los angeles,0
the crisis with russia and the unspoken link,0
"sports bar makes more room for tvs by getting rid of tables, chairs, bartenders, customers",1
stop referring to fathers as babysitters,0
more states lean toward medicaid expansion,0
"live from sundance: wednesday, jan. 28",0
woman puts cool whip containers to every conceivable use,1
trans in trumpland: election victories signal hope,0
the white house's 'week of inclusion' can't undo all these exclusionary trump policies,0
"watch live: musicians carlos santana, gregg rolie & neal schon on their new album",0
house republicans unveil bill to repeal obamacare,0
will smith and alfonso ribeiro had a 'fresh prince' reunion,0
oil prices soar like noble eagle,1
man in center of political spectrum under impression he less obnoxious,1
four simple tips to make your engagement session rock,0
fat guy mistakenly thought of as strong,1
cities across the west coast are uniting against monsanto,0
the top 10 workout songs for january 2018,0
mom fires back at shamers who criticized her baby's food photo shoot,0
"financial experts say stock market constantly plunging, reaching record highs leading indicator of healthy economy",1
emails: u.s. government facilitated lng business deals before terminals got required federal permits,0
djimon hounsou to play every african in the world,1
key senate race deeply divides men and women,0
what it's like to lose everything in a flood,0
"nation offsets carbon footprint by planting single 300,000-foot-tall tree",1
bush spends day feverishly booby-trapping desk,1
"dr. oz, mel gibson, & congress called out using steve buscemi and an adorable puppy",0
how indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd,0
kanye west talks about getting liposuction and battling an opioid addiction,0
yearbook committee forced to print mug shot,1
son possibly made withdrawal with dead mom,0
"buying everything hairstylist recommends would cost $8,000",1
woman in waiting area feels twinge of betrayal while watching her hairdresser making small talk with another,1
"trump rebuffs his opioid task force, declines to declare state of emergency",0
"someone recut the 'elf' trailer as a thriller, and it's terrifying",0
go-getter eliminates two steps from grieving process,1
longtime residents worry roommate with well-paid job slowly gentrifying apartment,1
content writer awkwardly shows parents around website where he works,1
bankrupt dot-com proud to have briefly changed the way people buy cheese graters,1
ridley scott trades russell crowe to tim burton for johnny depp,1
chicago city council approves $13 minimum wage,0
what bothers americans most about pro football? not the danger,0
john ashcroft frolics in secret vault of winnie-the-pooh toys,1
breaking: we might be doing a bad job,1
defense department layoffs result in increased video rentals,1
"l.a. fitness announces plan to close all locations for 30-minute, high-intensity diversity training",1
barbershop pole finally runs out,1
could hillary clinton have what it takes to defeat the democrats in 2008?,1
can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?,0
trump loved 'excellent actress and fine person' meryl streep in 2015,0
nick viall is no longer a 'bachelor',0
"this 4-year-old adores chris pratt so much, she totes around a cutout of him",0
sec commissioner: we shouldn't be promoting investor confidence,0
area father takes one more look at liner notes of daughter's britney spears album,1
these girl scouts want something done about flint's water crisis,0
adorable cotton candy girl is the hero we all need right now,0
10 communication secrets of great leaders,0
duggar sisters say josh was 'a little too curious about girls',0
"doctor, patient have wildly different definitions of word 'hope'",1
wolf blitzer debuts new real-time election results beard,1
quick scan of room confirms area man once again sweatiest person present,1
samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill,0
we do!' -- episcopalians ok marriage for same-sex couples,0
educating for democracy: 'the numbers game',0
wildlife cleaning volunteer stuck with the gulls again,1
"mom and dad, please explain this one to your daughters",0
relationship based on mutual love of woodcrafts,1
looking for love and acceptance: dating while trans in america,0
angela bassett set to direct lifetime's 'whitney houston' film,0
4-year-old's optimism just making things worse for area family,1
police catch 'nonchalant' gunman who killed 3 at colorado walmart,0
"william barr agrees to release nonverbal, abstract visual representation of mueller report",1
no bern-ing love for hillary,0
because every woman wants a man that smells like work boots!,0
want to get shot out of a cannon? call bello the clown,0
"abortion issue 'most critical of our time,' say tobacco-industry executives",1
christian bale glad to be done with most humiliating experience of professional life,1
"governor lashes out against cheap scotch, poorly rolled cigars",1
4 tips for a safe cyber monday,0
area grandparents still have no idea what grandson does for a living,1
employee's loyalty garners ceo's contempt,1
comeback much harsher than insult,1
oxycontin maker criticized for new 'it gets you high' campaign,1
son's friend the kind who always gets nosebleeds,1
personals ad takes hardline anti-fatties stance,1
senator from troubled home state repeatedly acting out in congress,1
"neighbor's house fire kind of beautiful, actually",1
this gif sums up the impact of addiction and mental illness on america,0
local fabric store urges you to check them out on twitter,1
peruvian shockingly knowledgeable about u.s. history,1
why exercising your sense of humor is so important,0
sources: barista not actually flirting with you,1
manager of combination taco bell/kfc secretly considers it mostly a taco bell,1
"secret service's prostitution scandal did not affect president's security, white house adviser madame chartreuse says",1
dennis quaid not up for any oscars,1
get ready to capture pokémon in the real world with your smartphone,0
theodore roosevelt was a gay man,1
alpha trick-or-treater established by third house,1
"obama, tennessee titans have no clue why team invited to white house",1
11-year-old declares a debate loser: donald trump,0
negative parent-teacher conference not exactly eye-opening for area mother,1
mike pence got through vp debate without having to explain anti-lgbt record,0
browns' josh gordon to enter rehab,0
these 5 decisions define you as an entrepreneur,0
americans don't really care about trump's 'great wall' ― but his base sure does,0
harry potter' actor alfred enoch says there's no reason hermione can't be black,0
cat stevens declares jihad on james taylor,1
"report finds koch brothers increasingly falling under control of influential, high-powered trillionaire",1
taxi driver just taking his time as if man not late for color me mine pottery party,1
hillary clinton is making big promises to ufo believers,0
"reagan to be honored with $5,000-a-head funeral",1
tomi lahren claims low-skilled immigrants are 'not what this country is based on',0
a look inside the life of the woman behind marni,0
"previewing 'hidden figures' with the teary-eyed octavia spencer, taraji p. henson and janelle monáe",0
here are all the 2017 grammy winners,0
americans experiencing slightly different kind of numbness today,1
totally unknown guy strolling around your part of office for some reason,1
peak inequality: investigating the lack of diversity among tv directors,0
daily spin class only thing keeping mom from driving car full of kids into ocean,1
moving unicef ad shows how history is repeating itself for refugees,0
boss able to seamlessly blend constructive criticism with personal attacks,1
beautiful nurse gives teen enema,1
"body slams, ballots, and belated apologies in montana",0
tbs once again leads all networks in leslie nielsen ratings,1
did the hurricanes change the climate debate?,0
chinese takeout restaurant thought it had seen man at his worst,1
the omar khadr settlement reaffirms canada's values,0
faa to ban plane crashes,1
lice having blast trying out different wigs at costume shop,1
19 unusual baby names that celebrities love,0
report: airlines installing uncomfortable bumps in seatbacks because it pleases them,1
refugees grateful for chance to see europe while being bounced from country to country,1
do you need a country? here is one!,0
lapd officer who killed ezell ford had arrested him 6 years before,0
over 60 dead after suicide bomber targets mourners in front of pakistan hospital,0
u.k. reality tv contestant fiercely shuts down co-stars' sexist comments,0
45-year-old fails to make someone very happy one day,1
friends and family rally around kim kardashian on her birthday,0
ob-gyn kind of annoyed she has to confirm woman's premonition about sex of baby that came to her in dream,1
donald trump looks to newtown shooting truther for help winning florida,0
adam levine proudly displays his 'baby bump' alongside wife in cute instagram photo,0
crush on williams-sonoma employee costing man a fortune,1
"un security council blacklists islamist militants in iraq, syria",0
man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles,0
nair introduces new incendiary oil for controlled burn of bikini zone,1
new study finds employee morale drastically improves after watching coworker throw fit,1
louis vuitton releases new line of designer leather freezer bags,1
art professor revealed to be convincing fake,1
"in less than a year, trump has stripped back workers' ability to unionize",0
sign of the times: local governments cross the line with signage restrictions,0
barack obama names alan moore official white house biographer,1
facebook: 'identifying hate speech is difficult because some posts actually make pretty interesting points',1
libyan rebels still working full-time at other jobs,1
giving abdul-rahman kassig the last word,0
"we looked at airlines and pet incidents, and what we found surprised everyone",0
facebook bolts from traditional news,0
report: iran less than 10 years away from 2016,1
jennifer aniston engaged to guy who frankly will never replace brad,1
oscars create new truman capote biopic category,1
obama leaves post-it on counter with quick note explaining how to use extralegal surveillance apparatus,1
bus transporting carnival cruise passengers crashes into sewage treatment plant,1
ruptured pudding cup at large in area backpack,1
flesh-eating bacteria wishing it hadn't filled up on foot,1
north korea botches missile launch on founder's birthday,0
senior-center residents debate new anchorwoman's ethnicity for fifth straight evening,1
nick tilsen is building a $60 million sustainable community on the pine ridge indian reservation,0
sean spicer cradling comfort pig throughout briefing,1
pretty obvious which sibling going to have to deal with all the nursing home stuff,1
white house just gave a terrible defense of trump's refugee ban,0
big banks call for 'strong' climate deal,0
if disney princesses realized they could save themselves,0
kate mckinnon's creepy kellyanne conway goes fatal attraction on 'snl',0
financial planner advises shorter life span,1
guardians of the galaxy' director masterfully trolls marvel executive impersonator,0
"now that's what i call a fumble,' reports man at super bowl party who has no idea what he's talking about",1
smuggler allegedly brings weed-stuffed bible into jail,0
dress code cracked,1
rev. run on being a tv dad: 'it's important to me',0
another thing colin powell said in those leaked emails? dick cheney is an idiot.,0
southwest airlines flight diverted due to cracked window,0
report: 15% of cars in mall parking lots occupied by family member who stormed off after fight,1
floor plan of retirement community 90% defibrillator locations,1
area man's opinion hasn't been taken seriously by anyone in over a decade,1
9-month old shot by father cleaning illegal gun,0
news roundup for april 17,0
toddler adjusting to society after serving 2-minute timeout,1
donald trump's health secretary pick literally ran away from birther question,0
relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back,1
"deputy who flipped spring valley high student acted reprehensibly, school officials say",0
over 300 women chime in after l.a. times details director's sex abuse reputation,0
think going on a diet is harmless? think again.,0
it's snowing in florida and people are loving it,0
hubris rewarded,1
soccer mom to suck off world's greatest dad,1
anti-drug senators criticized for 'sham' hearing on legal marijuana,0
ted cruz didn't disclose goldman sachs loan during senate campaign,0
"justice department plans to retry bob menendez for bribery, corruption",0
2-hour meeting spent thinking up hashtag absolutely nobody on planet earth will ever use,1
clinton clinton,1
experts warn situation in gaza will get worse before it gets much worse,1
"cubs fans cautiously optimistic after jake arrieta throws 8th no-hitter, team scores over 30 runs for 12th consecutive game",1
excited cia director can't wait to declassify last night's incredible mission in middle east,1
indy 500 winner speaks out on newspaper columnist's racist tweet,0
"bassnectar debuts two new hard-hitting tracks, talks new album 'unlimited'",0
ted danson tries to steer interview back toward becker,1
all the good sentiments on 'get well soon' card already taken,1
"doctor, patient have wildly different definitions of word 'hope'",1
train crash in pakistan kills at least four and injures dozens,0
superstitious man puts bag of trash outside house every thursday,1
trevor noah gets a big 'ken boner',0
maría tomás-keegan's gps guide for lifting yourself up,0
new 'cut off your genitals' challenge gains popularity among teens online,1
paddlers find dead dog tied to shovel stuck underwater,0
new country-music video has look of 1991 rock video,1
cinzano poster brings touch of class to shithole,1
report: all the other races coming to take your stuff,1
9 quotes that will help you find the nerve to take a bold risk,0
bush picks up 20 copies of washington post he's in,1
ross ice shelf embarks on world tour,1
"o'reilly indeed embellishing war reporting experience, says cbs colleague",0
"bill cosby lawyers blast media over assault, drugging reports",0
katsuya brentwood and beyond,0
wal-mart greeter knows exactly how many blacks in store,1
34-year-old man may as well keep pursuing dream at this point,1
a price on carbon is neither liberal nor conservative. it's just practical,0
"yes, 'chinaperson' is a racist term",0
"chita rivera promises 'strength,' style and surprises at carnegie hall",0
writer unwilling to admit his screenplay perfect fit for justin long,1
simple ways to easily save over $600 a year,0
"report: detroit bankruptcy might transform city into some kind of hellish, depopulated wasteland",1
young voters in donald trump's counties are especially positive about america's direction,0
gunman kills zero at kansas city area mall,1
the 1 good movie netflix adds this week,0
report: u.s. exported 6 billion tons of crude web content last year,1
hot wheels roll in from around the world to comfort sick toddler,0
"number of rohingya refugees fleeing violence in myanmar surges to 270,000 in just 2 weeks",0
levi's unveils new line of jeans with size written across the whole ass,1
missing park ranger found in better-paying job,1
a quick reminder that sexual assault is not about lust -- it's about power and control,0
nation watches in envy as 15-year-old jots notes in margin of 'to kill a mockingbird',1
the u.s. military has created its own tinderbox in africa,0
dad advice is the best advice,0
unfunny inside joke from 5 years ago only thing holding friendship together,1
debbie allen-helmed 'freeze frame' to explore gun violence in the u.s.,0
reagan's memory honored with sharp increase in federal budget deficit,1
the 5 best fictional holidays from television,0
nearly 1 in 10 children not enrolled in school: un,0
4 out of 5 texas dentists advocate the death penalty,1
identity theft and credit card fraud... who is really at risk?,0
annoyed boss can tell employees watching ncaa tournament on his computer,1
male writer outs female writer who wanted anonymity,0
empire' releases pitbull & ne-yo songs from season 2,0
"bill henderson, jazz vocalist and actor, dies at 90",0
breathe: raising the voice of justice,0
evil genius' cat subpoenaed,1
republicans near deal on tax cut bill,0
mom wants one of those things your sister has for christmas,1
long wait for big toenail to fall off nearly over,1
obama to name former procter & gamble executive as va secretary,0
the largest demographic of binge drinkers might surprise you,0
princess slays the knight,0
"new year, new semester: college prep for juniors",0
the washington post walks back report of steve bannon 'confrontation',0
france's election is about so much more than just populism,0
polling booth completely disgusting by time last voters get there,1
this water bottle for bikes turns air into water as you ride,0
batboy who died in tragic accident remembered,0
glee' finale flashes forward to show dreams come true,0
doing my daughter's hair makes me feel like a better dad,0
report: excitedly bounding into office remains leading cause of workplace injuries,1
executive fascinated by electrician's lunch,1
dazed jeff bezos realizes he spent entire conversation thinking about how to automate person talking to him,1
lauren conrad shares 4 simple rules for dealing with pregnant women,0
selena gomez hits the beach in a bikini,0
top aide denies that donald trump posed as his own spokesman,0
iraqi boy drowns after boat carrying migrants sinks in danube river,0
hydra decides to see doctor about painful ingrown head,1
"returning jesus christ downed by u.s. missile defense 30,000 feet before making landfall",1
"i look forward to ending my life,' says assisted suicide advocate before being shot out of cannon at brick wall",1
x's and o's: america's obsession with football at berkeley rep,0
johnson & johnson wins reversal of $72 million verdict over talc cancer risks,0
poll finds little opposition to confirming neil gorsuch,0
good old days' traced back to single weekend in 1948,1
new documentary focuses on life of eva braun's late husband,1
pope francis's life depicted in new comic book,0
creepy weirdo still stalking you on facebook,1
an engineering student working to improve his community,0
millions of policy proposals spill into sea as brookings institution think tanker runs aground off crimea coast,1
climate' is not mentioned once in trump's infrastructure plan,0
donald trump says he'll do interview with univision's jorge ramos,0
don't trust your gut on hillary: why the visceral suspicion of her is predictable – and untrustworthy,0
why it is important to help children in need,0
2015 u.s. best ranked cities for hotels,0
man forced to venture pretty far into wilds of internet to have opinion confirmed,1
survivalist sentenced to death for murder of pennsylvania state trooper,0
learning from a complex communications experiment in my own home,0
6 treatable conditions that mimic dementia,0
theresa may narrowly manages to survive parliamentary firing squad,1
incredible 'business-man' has salary of 10 regular men,1
uber driver wants you to know that lots of mexicans live in this neighborhood,1
"obama's record-breaking fundraising effort bankrupting npr, world wildlife fund, aclu",1
it's going to be a while before uber replaces car ownership,0
zimbabwe's youth defy blackout to organize protests on social media,0
report: get back to fucking work,1
fbi declassifies j. edgar hoover's extensive file on the munster family,1
"liberal male hypocrisy, modern day rasputins and the culture of deceit",0
father apologizes for taking out anger on wrong son,1
lessons for mom from the tee-ball dugout,0
joe paterno dies in hospital; doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow,1
5 missing after army helicopter downed near hawaii,0
a stunning look inside an abandoned french chateau,0
ape's tits incredible,1
marvel reimagines green goblin as left-handed,1
"dignified cat dressed in adorable, painful sweater",1
l.a. grants clippers $12 for new nets,1
teachers and politicians mount final push to keep betsy devos away from public schools,0
2018 is already off to a violent start,0
apartment broker recommends brooklyn residents spend no more than 150% of income on rent,1
"marine determined to win heart, mind of at least one iraqi",1
all y'all urged to go fuck yo' selves,1
kellyanne conway denies mike pence's expensive nfl exit was a 'political stunt',0
surinamese man struggling to write the great surinamese novel,1
madonna just held a surprise concert in nyc to support hillary clinton,0
can spatial skills actually help your writing?,0
death of miss moneypenny all tnt needed to run monthlong bond marathon,1
little boy gives himself epic pep talk before jumping into a pool,0
"ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady",0
thriving 'onion' puts another print edition out of business,1
"john mccain, czar hater, calls for ebola czar",0
arsenio hall writers still keeping in touch,1
report: more companies offering paid maternity leave to mothers who complete 3 months of work ahead of time,1
male friends depart for annual camping trip to complain about camping,1
god irritated guests do not understand it time to leave heaven,1
7 sweet treats for mother's day,0
nasa delays shuttle launch out of sheer habit,1
"after brock turner case, this woman wants to tell the world what it costs to survive sexual assault",0
secret service agent learning a lot from malia's '18th century european history' seminar,1
trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life,0
family worried where grandma going with conversation on low-income housing,1
chinese state media threatens donald trump with 'big sticks' if he pushes for a trade war,0
mom's hilarious story about her morning shows the hectic life of a parent,0
smiley scrubbing bubbles devour area child,1
tented in iraq; interviews and winter edition,0
inner-city teacher inspires students to stab him,1
here's what happened after this mom saw a man in heels at disney world,0
"woodstock '99 revenue projections displayed on multi-colored, laminated boards somewhere in l.a.",1
laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy are already our favorite 'dancing with the stars' couple,0
crocodile bites off bush's arm,1
authorities say country still an active shooter situation,1
trump's controversial pick for doj civil rights chief appears headed for confirmation,0
today particularly rough day for east village junkie transvestite,1
"iraq militants strike air base, seize oilfields",0
"most men are clueless about how to dress up, says new survey",0
humor in uniform' submissions at all-time low,1
celebrities are urging australians to vote 'yes' on same-sex marriage,0
ashton kutcher and james corden give dads the anthem they deserve,0
colgate unveils new dental grout to fill in gaps between teeth,1
huge animal jumps right fucking out in front of area man,1
20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things,0
the story of sheldon adelson's purchase of a las vegas paper is even crazier than you think,0
how secretary tillerson can right the state department,0
"7+ reasons why bisexual, pansexual, fluid, and queer people need to sign up for health insurance this month",0
procrastinating catholic 20 rosaries behind,1
husband experimenting with open marriage,1
saudi executioner thinks he pulled something in shoulder during last 10 decapitations,1
man updates little monologue recited when extended relatives ask how he's doing,1
bath & body works unveils new soothing eucalyptus road flare,1
young girl draws the horror she witnessed in nice attack,0
families of japanese-american civil rights leaders join legal fight against travel ban,0
defiant mitch mcconnell holds merrick garland's severed head aloft in front of capitol building,1
resident of three years decries neighborhood's recent gentrification,1
here's how long muslims fast around the world,0
nation's couples descend on nation's rotating restaurants,1
exhausted nation unsure it has stamina to continue gun control dialogue for fifth consecutive day,1
giddy tim kaine presses face against campaign bus window as horse trailer drives by,1
new 'game of thrones' trailer reveals final season will be cobbled together from old footage,1
lee majors: does he still exist?,1
"clinton to get teeth cleaning, glasses before coverage runs out",1
watch pharrell dance across the globe in gorgeous 'freedom' video,0
"white attacker allegedly tells black man, 'i can kill you and nothing will happen'",0
how many of the hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits in the us are in your city?,0
office disgusted by two coworkers getting all chummy with each other,1
annoyed reince priebus forced to wait in line behind other exiting white house staffers,1
father of trump tower climber also has an important message for you,0
feminists wearing babies,0
"pence calls trump a 'builder of boundless optimism,' compares him to teddy roosevelt",0
why stakes is too high to bother with white tears,0
"amtrak train derails in vermont, seven taken to hospital",0
willi dorner's 'bodies in urban spaces' (video),0
e.t. toys forced on uninterested children,1
detective endangers own life by looking forward to upcoming retirement,1
when i'm forced to see color in my colorblind marriage,0
finding nemo' told with emoji is pretty freaking adorable,0
publicist schmoozes wife into sex,1
bernie sanders took a walk through freddie gray's neighborhood. here's what residents think about it.,0
man who faced 20 years for marijuana possession freed after legal battle,0
ethicists worry emergence of designer babies might make them look really ugly in comparison,1
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"the beyhive swarms rachael ray, thinking she is rachel roy",0
rust belt town protests construction of new truck stop that would obstruct views of state penitentiary,1
classic movie 'avatar' updated for today's audiences,1
brittle jewess does not like what george clooney is wearing,1
a magical island: making the most of your novel's setting,0
is disability in?,0
crisis actor' alex jones gets a taste of his own medicine in brilliant troll,0
why being proud of the little things you do will help you in the long run,0
kfc urged to stop routine use of antibiotics on poultry,0
"betsy devos says she's 'misunderstood,' then struggles to explain her own policies",0
"uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all",0
drunk man staring at ihop syrups,1
7 styling tricks to spruce up your home this year,0
gay bishop announces divorce,0
khloé kardashian reveals the secret to her ultimate workout,0
biden tossed out of car passing by white house,1
these stunning photos challenge the way we think about identity,0
5 bittersweet truths that put life into perspective,0
spy drone taken out of service after returning with creepy photos of insurgents changing,1
ping-pong rules adjusted for girlfriend,1
parental leave revolution moves from tech to banking,0
"new vcr made by communists, grandpa alleges",1
how to survive an unpredictable winter,0
jury finds defendant pretty,1
rant for the litter,0
mitt romney still thinking about running for president in 2012,1
man spends whole day dreading fun activity he signed up for,1
sleater-kinney just made bowie's 'rebel rebel' the political anthem of 2017,0
texas hospital sued over ebola training seeks dismissal of the lawsuit,0
oscar meyer introduces new wiener mobility scooter,1
temperature of coffee expected to rise nine degrees by end of 21st century,1
apathy outpacing lust as leading u.s. state of mind,1
liberal arts graduate realizes he's already forgotten 90% of human condition,1
stephen colbert attempts to list everything trump has attacked harder than nazis,0
area mother displays extensive goya collection,1
richard dawkins: college students are betraying the free speech movement,0
twitter roasts man who confessed to adding mayo to his coffee,0
why did a private security contractor treat standing rock protesters like 'jihadists'?,0
mitt romney announces he's running for his life,1
lone mexican in mexican restaurant doing the dishes,1
"dear america, it gets better. love, north carolina",0
"fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people",0
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levi's factory implicated in cruel treatment of denim cows,1
dome-home sales somehow manage to dip even lower,1
"uganda's president extends 30-year rule, detains rivals after election",0
"gop 'moderates' keep saying no to repeal, and then voting yes",0
troubling report finds dreamily sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%,1
30 things about anxiety nobody talks about,0
laid-off hostess employee forced to look for creme-injecting job elsewhere,1
huffpost taste's instagram: what's new,0
man who couldn't defeat george w. bush attempting to resolve israel-palestine conflict,1
world wildlife fund announces new breeding program to create way more squirrels than necessary,1
mexico says drug boss guzman narrowly evades capture,0
nation's conservationists warn there only 8 trillion rats left,1
"outside the rnc, this crisis center is addressing one of our nation's biggest problems",0
here's how to get republicans to change their minds on the minimum wage,0
mourners organize prayers and vigils for chapel hill shooting victims,0
horatio sanz sweeps latin emmys,1
"dolce & gabbana launched a line of hijabs and abayas, but something's off",0
britney spears' abs are your monday morning workout motivation,0
samantha bee launches global 'apology race' tour to say sorry for donald trump,0
racial turmoil in md.'s 'friendliest town' after black police chief is fired,0
anyone want to watch bill murray get sprayed with champagne?,0
blood drains from mueller's face after realizing russia investigation might go all the way to white house,1
jada pinkett smith and gabrielle union end feud after 17 years,0
people are imagining what it would take for 2016 to redeem itself,0
"report: well, here we go",1
secretary of agriculture gently reminded about dress code,1
recapping the women's college advantage,0
no one in women's shelter able to cook decent meal,1
k-pop fans lost their minds during the winter olympics closing ceremony,0
"the scientific, data-driven guide to online dating",0
what were we talking about again?' says trump 15 seconds into phone call to family of fallen soldier,1
"bob barr on two-party system: ""waaah! waaah!""",1
10 things i learned as a new adjunct teacher,0
historians suggest 'goodfellas' youtube clips may be fragments of larger work,1
fun-loving turtle all business when it's feeding time,1
buyer of $450 million da vinci painting sort of assumed it would come with frame,1
new study finds majority of god's blessings burn up on entry into atmosphere,1
unemployed man photoshops self into former company's staff photo,1
"michele bachmann figures why not, introduces homosexual-beheading bill",1
30 days of online dating: i should have broken the rules,0
ford confirms plant fire caused by spooked f-150 knocking over lantern,1
pig farmers are struggling to keep up with america's bacon needs,0
bartender developing a remarkable tolerance for alcoholics,1
report: nation's concept of breakfast rapidly deteriorating,1
abandoned cat uses 'maternal instincts' to find her missing kittens,0
last people left at party a ragtag assembly of friends of friends,1
fact repeated as urban legend,1
hacker just going to fix a few annoying typos on company's website before stealing customer data,1
it will never happen to me',0
bus-stop ad has more legal protections than average citizen,1
"twas hubris led me here,' thinks naked woman sitting on public toilet with romper around her ankles",1
the media: are they media-obsessed?,1
"what it's like to become a brand new dad, in photos",0
ireland's spirits and spirits in the 2014 ford fusion energi,0
tomb of lost egyptian queen discovered,0
dan coats lifts junior senator onto his shoulders to give better view of state of the union,1
guy who got laid off just glad multi-national corporation will make it,1
why millions of americans are raiding their retirement savings,0
motherhood is an extreme sport,0
man says he lived in his car for days to get away from 'nagging' wife,0
bad policy threatens promise of expanded use of police body cameras,0
kerry takes frustration out on lobster,1
pakistani military engagement: walking a fine line between saudi arabia and iran,0
banking saves health care,0
why a cutback in oil production is sorely needed,0
"happy birthday, bo obama!",0
what to watch on hulu that's new this week,0
unemployed single mother in rubio speech told candidate about her problems in confidence,1
kathy griffin drops f-bomb while taking back her apology to trump,0
11 free gifts every entrepreneur seeking success and balance should give themselves,0
"3 months after the hurricane, one-third of puerto rico's power is still out",0
parents of adorable baby on tv show most likely insane,1
can't a girl just gig?,0
eli broad: it's 'news to me' i'm buying the la times,0
this call may be monitored for quality control,0
"rupaul on trump: 'pardon me madame, but the emperor has no clothes!'",0
kim jong-un comes out in support of gay marriage: 'i'm not a monster',1
theater: bradley cooper gets ugly; tr knight gets closeted,0
secretary of treasury announces plan to remove gross penny from circulation,1
republican lawmakers are now getting their ideas from fox news commercials,0
the selfie girls everyone mocked use their fame for good,0
these kittens learning to walk is so cute it'll make you crumble,0
"north korea may test-launch missile around donald trump's inauguration, south korea warns",0
person one season ahead in tv show doling out counsel like wise elder,1
here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island,0
nesting sea turtle escorted from private beach,1
house bipartisanship throws up pitifully weak toxic chemicals control bill,0
fear of losing money is a surprising weight loss incentive,0
"breaking: bitcoin value currently plummeting—no, wait—skyrocketing—no, plummeting",1
a multi-ethnic easter,0
michelle obama's face is on this teen's prom dress for the most inspiring reason,0
california's marijuana legalization aims to repair damage from the war on drugs,0
jefferson starship memorial reopens on national mall,1
regulator warns banks they can't use new chat system to hide information,0
user experience: hygiene or strategic differentiator?,0
kavanaugh sweating bullets after betting life savings on being confirmed to supreme court,1
family's euphemism for genitals really weird,1
the important reason why we need to embrace creativity,0
my friend michael and the power of acknowledgement,0
idiotic tree keeps trying to plant seeds on sidewalk,1
israeli ban targeting boycott supporters raises alarm abroad,0
scottish leader puts trump on notice in model response to his win,0
"oregon lawmaker groped women at state capitol, report finds",0
obama has colorado appraised,1
foreman whips up special batch of concrete for favorite customer,1
"actually, donald trump told republicans all along how little he respects democracy",0
family loses third son to the heroin epidemic,0
studio admits entire israeli-palestinian conflict just marketing campaign for 'you don't mess with the zohan' that got out of hand,1
"can of surge results in fully-loaded, in-your-face diabetic reaction",1
medicare should cover hearing aids,0
nobody watched matthew mcconaughey's forgotten youtube channel until now,0
concert spent constantly verifying presence of coat-check ticket in pocket,1
former mexican president vicente fox issues stark warning to u.s. farmers about trump,0
their intent is to cause fear': video campaign exposes sexism against women in politics,0
alito keeps telling supreme court how they did things in circuit court,1
kim cattrall's missing brother found dead at his home,0
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an open letter to progressives: tpp is not yet 'the most progressive trade agreement in history',0
controversial photo-editing app under fire for makeup removal feature,0
republican establishment quietly relieved party no longer their responsibility,1
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wonder woman' shatters box office with biggest female director opening. ever.,0
"arcade fire, bon iver, strokes form supergroup for one night only",0
amazing medical discovery to add years of fish-oil consumption to man's life,1
the darkness that will outlast donald trump,0
hillary clinton wins northern mariana islands democratic caucus,0
expectant mother ashamed to realize she's looking forward to new wheat thins flavor more than birth of own child,1
dad admits killing family on facebook: 'now my family is pain free',0
four black trailblazers on how they are empowering communities of color,0
"chelsea clinton: 'my mother will shape this country into a strong, independent young woman'",1
michael jackson estate questions why accusers only coming forward steadily since early 1990s,1
sen. hatch says trump allegations not serious enough that scales should fall from eyes revealing what madness we have begotten,1
retired research chimps are really enjoying their new home,0
watch: fearless chihuahua takes on great dane in most endearing attack of all time,0
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fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing',0
backpacker planning to shatter europeans' preconceptions of americans,1
man swells with shame after entering zip code into girl scout cookie locator,1
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democrats shouldn't panic over one poll showing donald trump ahead,0
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netanyahu announces day of mourning for fence damaged in yesterday's conflict,1
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woman apologizes to therapist for monopolizing conversation,1
bush surges ahead in polls after strong showing on pommel horse,1
norman reedus teases a big 'walking dead' easter egg in season 6,0
"ukraine says missile tests will avoid crimea, mollifying russia",0
the best rent the runway dresses for bridesmaids,0
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depositions show donald trump as quick to exaggerate and insult,0
how 2016 fashion week is already more inclusive than usual,0
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women in politics matter -- even when they're not women's advocates,0
israel builds new settlement to host palestinian peace talks,1
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mnuchin warns health care debacle will delay tax reforms,0
boss encourages employees to take short mental breakdowns for every hour of work,1
god realizes he forgot to put souls in humans,1
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"report: well, here we go",1
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6 reasons why i don't force my children to share,0
japan calls for 'world without nuclear weapons' on hiroshima bombing anniversary,0
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fat bottom girl,0
aspca report warns that many americans are not giving their dogs correct name,1
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"ex-starbucks ceo howard schultz announces he considering overpriced, mediocre presidential run",1
justify wakes up next to decapitated head of prized jockey after refusing to throw triple crown,1
mnuchin warns health care debacle will delay tax reforms,0
north carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback,0
obama: i am where i am today because of voting rights heroes,0
drunk american in england still not used to driving on left sidewalk,1
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israeli ambassador ron dermer pokes fun at critics with super bowl prediction,0
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hate trump? just wait until 2020.,0
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new debate rules allow for one 15-second strangulation,1
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report: peaceful transfer of power makes last-minute push to become most pressing issue of 2016 election,1
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state department has spent none of the $120 million allocated to fight russian interference,0
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public calls for formation of some sort of federal administration to manage emergencies,1
presidential commission announces no candidates met threshold to compete in second debate,1
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truth through fiction,0
the power of expectation,0
emirates airlines cuts flights due to trump's travel bans,0
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watch: gop hopefuls can't answer 'just one question': would you have invaded iraq?,0
fighting with monsters,0
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exhausted florida resident returns home after weathering harrowing week with family out of state,1
nation's ever so malleable simpletons fluttering between candidates like shuttlecocks through every moment of debate,1
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sister act' remake proves hollywood needs to stop,0
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priest regrets vow of celibacy after learning about furries,1
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god-knows-what to take place in rural cabin,1
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she quit working for trump. now she's running for congress to fight him.,0
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3 roads to joy: 5 questions to start the journey now,0
nasa discovers distant planet located outside funding capabilities,1
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former trump aide sam nunberg says mueller probe 'not a witch hunt',0
here's why ohio state won't repeat,0
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transgender troops are fighting for this country. will our country fight for them?,0
how to rebuild your credit after bankruptcy -- fast,0
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rumsfeld: 'my half-assed job here is done',1
trump reveals how he would force mexico to pay for border wall,0
nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative,0
michael dukakis still drives old tank everywhere,1
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watch 'harry potter' actors get sorted into hogwarts houses irl,0
has the eu really solved its refugee crisis?,0
"a celebrity's outlandish interior design request, from mark cutler (video)",0
"trump's lies aren't lies because 'there's no such thing' as facts anymore, his surrogate says",0
obama turns 50 despite republican opposition,1
extra strip of wrapping paper taped over present's weird edge,1
new pub to cater to needs of irish,1
study: best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing in red marker,1
the wind and sea estate is a 5 star getaway: foraging with friends for the future,0
billy eichner gives us a thanksgiving parade for people who don't have kids,0
a look at brooke shields' life and career as the star turns 50,0
another gop tax plan for captains,0
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clinton hurls feces at detractors,1
6 reasons amber riley is a curvy style icon,0
nation's ever so malleable simpletons fluttering between candidates like shuttlecocks through every moment of debate,1
owls are assholes,1
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man can get by in his own language,1
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my lovely wife in the psych ward,0
eminem releases single about hugging elton john at grammys then ripping his dick off with pliers,1
advice on college application essay writing,0
creative writing teacher announces plan to sit on edge of desk,1
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dying mastermind pulls red lever,1
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obama's sxsw appearance coincides with open carry protest,0
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"freak totally has the hots for you, popular-girl sources report",1
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getting married to a guy with kids is 'pretty freaking intimidating',0
vocalist leaves journey tribute band over creative differences,1
trump: 'it's my honor to deliver the first-ever state of the union',1
"why i didn't run from my rapist, why i couldn't",0
"report: it not hard at all to imagine your coworkers' supple, nude bodies",1
detective behind two-way mirror nervously crosses arms as criminal addresses him directly,1
maybe the gop establishment should have embraced john kasich sooner,0
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syrian rebels to exit aleppo as truce begins,0
make every democratic senator filibuster gorsuch,0
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senator chuck grassley hurting gop's chances with women at bars,1
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dunkin' donuts/baskin robbins/pizza hut/taco bell/long john silver's opens,1
man prone to lying beds woman prone to lying prone,1
internal weakness openly shared with coworkers,1
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joe walsh executed to keep 'eagles greatest hits' sales ahead of 'thriller',1
helicopter ride pretty much delivers the goods,1
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weary nation says one or two more divisive issues should finish it off,1
u.s. changes motto to 'america... we're gonna make ya smile',1
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embarrassed george lucas still just telling new wife he works in digital media,1
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religious conservatives argue adam and eve would never have been banished from eden if they'd had guns,1
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supreme court makes slip-up in death penalty case,0
jay-z's grandfather busted with trunk full of canadian prescription drugs,1
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"la couple writes the new definitive guide to sex, relationship and hormones",0
rich white people get latino guy to do some work for them,1
will congressional nsa action matter?,0
staffers frantically trying to restore chaos to white house before trump returns from asia trip,1
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ant born,1
conan o'brien reveals how donald trump coped when twitter went down,0
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"stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use",0
joe paterno's name to remain on joe paterno center for covering up sexual abuse,1
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united airlines temporarily suspends cargo travel for pets,0
george and amal clooney stun in first post-baby red carpet appearance,0
suction cup-wearing robert mueller forced to cower behind white house chandelier after trump returns home earlier than planned,1
paul ryan wondering if he should have told romney about this guy he's dating,1
"you can hold snake, owner reports",1
khloe kardashian joins 'waist gang',0
beloved showbiz legend and national treasure michael douglas actually none of these things,1
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trump retweets video from anti-muslim hate group,1
"la couple writes the new definitive guide to sex, relationship and hormones",0
can bernie sanders ride fracking to victory in new york?,0
fcc chief cites special occasion for allowing vaginal penetration on network sitcom,1
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"bill henderson, jazz vocalist and actor, dies at 90",0
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the 5 types of parents we all love to hate... sometimes,0
scientists theorize what would happen if they touched a cloud,1
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world's oldest yoga teacher says she doesn't plan on 'growing up',0
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fda recommends adding little tabasco to that bad boy,1
debbie wasserman schultz faces tough primary without help from democratic campaign arm,0
two dead after shooting at oklahoma city airport,0
michael j. fox visibly excited by return to tv,1
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"fifth of july at aurora: nostalgia, laughs and agony in a decade of disillusionment",0
an american talks turkey about the 'intolerant' chicken,0
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u.s. to just hand terry jones over to fundamentalist muslims,1
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bored kim jong-un stacks entire north korean populace into human pyramid to kill time,1
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mom scanning menu finds 'pan-seared diver scallops' faster than speed of light,1
television executive's baby cancelled in development stage,1
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a lancet breakthrough: publishing about faith and health,0
friday's morning email: the latest in the trump-comey saga,0
could cannabis prevent childhood seizures?,0
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"women in business: catherine courage, senior vice president, customer experience, citrix",0
woman survives 7-story plunge from parking garage in bmw,0
grindr scandal shows the risk lgbtq people take to find community online,0
george zimmerman auctioning off gun used to kill trayvon martin,0
women's health and undernutrition in the u.s.,0
degrees not debt,0
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here's how older generations are ruining the workplace,0
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"ebola, isis and our borders",0
pope francis spends weekend installing stained glass storm windows in st. peter's basilica,1
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cracks emerge in rodrigo duterte's horrific philippine drug war,0
5 better questions to ask allergy families,0
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another university stops students from passing out copies of the constitution,0
this interfaith couple refuses to let their parents keep them apart,0
cnn's erin burnett reports donald trump kissed her friend without consent,0
real-life scene filled with product placement,1
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read the new federal court ruling blocking trump's travel ban,0
understanding your finances after your child is accepted to college,0
report: keep reading and nobody gets hurt,1
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culinary world stunned as horse meat found at 3-star michelin restaurant the horse & pony,1
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miley cyrus apologizes for breasts,1
granny's powerful testimony through song,0
women in tech: an interview with wendy lea,0
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credit-card metallurgists unveil new 'polonium plus' visa card,1
"romney's acceptance speech to avoid mentioning personal, professional, religious, political life",1
why tina fey turned my life as a war reporter into a comedy,0
what about that whole birth certificate thing?' romney suggests to staff,1
teary-eyed tim kaine asks clinton if his hair will grow back in time for election day,1
turkey's president calls hitler's germany example of effective government,0
for that parent who's not the sharpest crayon in the box: a poem,0
can you survive five days on the amazon?,0
coworkers brought to place of unthinkable intimacy by team-building exercise,1
process and presentness: the work of israel lund,0
study: you have hpv,1
nature films: do they glamorize molting?,1
judge pumps self up before verdict by listening to andrew w.k.,1
lena dunham dings woody allen,0
60 women share their advice for surviving divorce after 60,0
"fed-up eu rejects united kingdom, gives british 30 days to vacate europe",1
see how well you know the news with huffpost's headline quiz on google home,0
unemployed man photoshops self into former company's staff photo,1
your four-legged friends are leaving a serious carbon pawprint on the planet,0
study exposes risks of conducting research while driving,1
"trump reportedly called germans 'very bad,' vowed to stop german car sales in the u.s.",0
"a 'very gassy baby's' letter to a new mom, circa 1980",0
"wow air is offering $69 flights to europe from san francisco, miami and boston",0
man at party comes crawling back to conversation he thought he could do better than,1
chartering the 90 miles: millennials in cuba and the u.s.,0
is it o.k. to take a gender-non-conforming child to north carolina?,0
iran warns of retaliation if u.s. breaches nuclear deal,0
rex tillerson says u.s. committed to nato in first alliance meeting,0
oakland artists take on gentrification as tech boom threatens their city,0
little girl and husky puppy howl in a doggone cute duet,0
senior citizens discuss merits of county-clerk candidates,1
trevor noah says kanye west isn't kendrick lamar because of the kardashians,0
"news roundup for february 28, 2017",0
this anorexia treatment probably doesn't work. it might have something to tell us anyway.,0
parents floored by stranger's kind act following their toddler's tantrum,0
"2 killed, 4 injured in mishap at florida coal power plant",0
man old enough to know how rest of life pretty much plays out,1
disheartened man expected at least one text while checking phone after flight,1
colin kaepernick calls high school team's die-in protest courageous,0
chris hemsworth's wife elsa pataky posts sweet photo to celebrate his birthday,0
what does honolulu's urban development really mean?,0
what about that whole birth certificate thing?' romney suggests to staff,1
these senators somehow trust donald trump with the nuclear codes,0
the best live-action 'south park' commercials,0
new york mets gm sandy alderson collapses during news conference,0
landlord not convinced heat isn't working,1
gop-controlled wisconsin legislature votes to dissolve state rather than let democrats have it,1
trump faces allegations over charity that forced other politicians to resign,0
this hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut,0
stunning health benefits of cotton candy proposed,0
kobe bryant feuds with michael b. jordan in spot-on apple tv ad,0
strom thurmond begins preparing cabinet,1
chuck schumer: tom perez will make the dnc do more than 'yak',0
"deep down, area man knows he's not done vomiting",1
informal tone of cover letter sets job applicant apart from seriously considered candidates,1
building the university of the future,0
watch john malkovich perform as a 'lady' in david lynch homage,0
biden opts out of putting last few felonies on job application,1
police seek suspect in series of random later hostings,1
al kozlewski pulls a kozlewski,1
gallant man extremely concerned about drunk woman's welfare,1
"trump suffering horrible indigestion after eating fresh, well-prepared state dinner meal",1
rosemary farina - creating a signature for success,0
state dept. asks u.s. citizens in libya what the hell they were doing in libya,1
7 ways i've changed for the better in the 7 years since turning 50,0
musings after a day at the museum,0
eerie sci-fi short explores quest to feel 'connected' with a surprising star,0
"nunes: 'the american people have a right to know the contextless, selectively-edited truth'",1
"area man too busy for his buddy phil, eh?",1
champagne company develops new second-place beverage,1
grandma wants to know if you're still drawing,1
"on world food day, take action against hunger",0
preview expiration test 2,0
"chewing, and choking, on false (nutritional) equivalence",0
too big to nail?,0
lgbtq activists organizing massive dance protest at trump hotel,0
reggie white to host fox's when atheletes talk,1
chuckling cops attempt to imitate sound of man being hit by taxi,1
donald trump didn't actually roll back any legal protections for transgender kids,0
u.n. security council condemns north korea after rocket launch,0
report: this just the 30th wake-up call woman needed,1
u.s. asks africa not to cash aid checks until after tax day,1
justice scalia calls out a colleague for flip-flopping on juvenile justice,0
david brock urges cbs to reopen review of discredited benghazi report,0
no shelter: counting the homeless in seattle,0
princess charlotte is 'bonding' quite a lot with new baby brother,0
obama returns from paris climate talks with couple energy-efficient light bulbs,1
celine dion performs emotional tribute at the billboard music awards,0
grandparents' super sweet birthday serenade will make you tear up,0
trump's goon squads,0
weekend roundup: u.s. media mirrors trump's 'america first' myopia on north korea,0
"to be a president for all americans, trump must address hate incidents committed in his name",0
woman assures you she's not mad,1
budget talks dreadlocked,1
savannah guthrie will stay away from rio olympics over zika fears,0
cash-strapped npr launches 'a couple things considered',1
coworker has that excuse that's going around,1
does policing summons warrants really prevent serious crime?,0
"jailed over traffic tickets, this mother attempted suicide. here's how she got to that point.",0
morbidly obese man recommends you read the hobbit,1
the vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange,0
study: majority of frontal lobe occupied by thoughts of sausage links,1
local company introduces new take your daughter's friend to work day,1
"clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech",1
it's time to focus on shared goals,0
obama accidentally seated next to taliban leader at tense white house state dinner,1
national front leader: france must 'annihilate' islamist radicals,0
what's missing from the marriage decision,0
the salaam games: coming to a stadium near you!,0
3 lessons medicine learned from the life and death of 'bubble boy',0
stephen colbert has a theory about gary cohn's sudden departure from the white house,0
partygoer vows to fix keg,1
jaime king reveals she experienced 'years of abuse as a minor' in moving message,0
is moderation just an excuse to eat crap?,0
"protect inventors or take down trolls? patent reform with senator john cornyn, ceo innovestion, and rackspace",0
report: most americans' retirement plans consist of hoping their random junk turns out to be collector's item worth millions,1
my hair was a stranger to me,0
amazon shelves 'x-files' creator's sci-fi series before it begins,0
i'm sorry i didn't finish the job',0
boss came to work today dressed as guy who fires sean,1
study: more children growing up in single-parrot households,1
sam smith opens up about the downside of fame and his true mission,0
reince priebus says it's 'too late' for a new candidate to stop trump,0
what happened when a black reporter crashed a white nationalist event,0
grandma happy to babysit while couple desperately attempts to rekindle relationship,1
report: election day most americans' only time in 2016 being in same room with person supporting other candidate,1
big companies can avoid disruption by partnering with startup accelerators,0
senate votes to add gratuity to all bills of eight provisions or more,1
10 behaviors that could launch your career,0
study finds goosebumps caused by psychotic weirdo masturbating to old photo of you,1
speak up and give back if you want the economy to improve,0
6 facts you didn't know about trade and how they affect you,0
drink me now: tomatoes,0
last living california raisin dies of prostate cancer,1
curiosity rover to explore massive martian synagogue,1
taylor swift inspires teen to come out as straight woman needing to be at center of gay rights narrative,1
director paul feig says 'men have to speak out' after weinstein sexual assault allegations,0
gas station clerk glad to see pump 2 doing so well today,1
"as the u.s. debates gun control, australians turn in their firearms",0
this artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist,0
"a global inspiration: 'queen of katwe' brings worldwide message of faith, resilience for youth",0
new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic,1
olive oil in skinny bottle obviously better,1
body given false hope with first piece of fruit in 9 days,1
media condemns julian assange for reckless exposure of how they could be spending their time,1
"microsoft debuts surface book, its first laptop, plus other new gizmos",0
"local play well-attended by friends, family",1
cindy gallop - redefining the future of sex and impacting the world,0
dustin diamond arrested for 'reckless' behavior,0
the nfl should release the details of its johnny manziel investigation,0
jury finds cinemark theater chain not liable in 2012 colorado movie massacre,0
military now considering limiting soldiers with severe ptsd to 3 combat tours,1
undecided debate viewer waiting until he hears same responses for seventh time before making decision,1
nation healed by awesome sports highlight,1
samantha bee tells democrats what it'll take to stop donald trump,0
police release haircut-progressed photo of missing woman,1
area woman worried she's forgetting what heath ledger looked like,1
"jcpenney ceo's severance package includes 34,000 pea coats",1
military-industrial complex recalls coming together in aftermath of 9/11,1
denny's market researcher emerges from focus group shaken after finding out what americans really want for breakfast,1
irish weather forecaster's halloween report spooks viewers,0
75% of party trolley defaulting on student loans,1
when my office is a target -- reflections from a veteran white house reporter,0
obama: no option off the table except snatching iran's leaders with hook lowered from plane and flying them to washington,1
mike huckabee jokingly breaks campaign finance law in 2016 announcement,0
study: 'hangin' in there' best one can now feel,1
heroic turtle dials most of 911,1
how a broken taillight can be a death sentence in america,0
new montana tourism campaign marketed toward urban bison,1
heimlich demands maneuver royalties,1
the outfit that got this woman kicked out of her school's gym,0
these young greeks want to change their country,0
"researchers find link between education, smartness",1
kate hudson and dakota johnson pose for adorable pic with their famous moms,0
role of tree ineptly played by second-grader,1
your backyard burgers are bursting with gross bacteria,0
new report finds fastest-rising cause of death in u.s. is losing chess match to grim reaper,1
feeding the soul as well as the stomach,0
newspapers piling up on dead homeowner's doorstep,1
"attractive woman, wealthy man somehow making it work",1
kellogg's pulls controversial 'choco-bastard' from store shelves,1
the best moments from the second democratic debate,0
dozens wounded as man defends box of wheat thins from invading coworker horde,1
nobel committee awards self peace prize for once,1
"how to get kendall jenner's $8,000 outfit for under $200",0
magic scott's misdirection: pruitt gives climate science the reality show treatment,0
prince harry: 'i killed taliban-looking people',1
tom petty's last tour included a subtle nod of support for trans rights,0
"i'm a republican, but this isn't the tax reform our country needs",0
area man gets terrible creative juices flowing,1
nation horrified to discover cory booker already a senator,1
the national annoyed after getting stuck performing on nosebleed lollapalooza stage,1
swedes stumped by swedish 'national security adviser' on fox,0
is turkey drifting between isis & putin?,0
pitbull's tasteless memorial day tweet brings americans together,0
boxer hopes he can make money punching things in retirement,1
struggling us airways introduces $100 million bomb fee,1
bend in road not sharp enough to merit so many roadside memorials,1
charlie palmer brings his steakhouse to nyc,0
trump asks entire senate to clear out of chamber so he can speak to comey alone,1
apple's safari browser is crashing for some users: report,0
sherman alexie says artists under trump will be 'noise-canceling headphones',0
"argument between grandmas ends in shootout at texas walmart, cops say",0
biden sadly realizes this could be last time he throws lit firecracker into press conference,1
the naked truth,0
former mouseketeer marque 'tate' lynche found dead at 34,0
watch: ghost riding a tractor swing,0
secret agent's back's always been a bit hinky ever since he burst through that skylight and landed in fountain,1
friday talking points -- meet brian schweitzer,0
nation's boyfriends dreading 'free event in the park' season,1
internet to reduce e-mail delivery to 6 days a week,1
the celebrity that left tom hanks and rita wilson speechless,0
kevin spacey responds to assault allegations by seeking treatment for homosexuality,1
the consumer financial protection bureau: a government agency for promoting growth,0
watch top chef michael voltaggio read one-star yelp reviews,0
swiss guard charge writhing mass of black tentacles devouring pope francis,1
jamie lynn spears loses custody of fetus,1
campaign begins in arizona to make recreational marijuana legal,0
could this be the end of the kellen moore experiment?,0
medicine and self-discovery: part ii of a q&a with dr. victoria sweet,0
it just got easier for detroit students to pay for college,0
authority figure demands to know meaning of this,1
local child has run-of-the-mill imagination,1
5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs,0
two words that could save nypd -- and us,0
"bengal tigers' habitat down to studio apartment in jaipur, india",1
gun stocks soar as obama announces executive actions on gun control,0
republicans condemn akin's comments as blemish on party's otherwise spotless women's rights record,1
club has big hit with closed-mic night,1
liability waiver carefully lowered into mine shaft,1
the outfit that got this woman kicked out of her school's gym,0
pope loses keys to vatican city,1
"resist, recruit, train and sustain",0
a lifeline for disappearing cod,0
study: pretending everything's okay works,1
bush to lovely chilean ambassador:'i must paint you',1
8 reasons women in midlife need more than their besties,0
complex human being reduced to 'gutter guy' for purposes of to-do list,1
nation's attractive people demand we send them all $200 checks,1
senator: russian trolls stoked nfl debate,0
area dog's rock bottom same as his peak,1
trump's strain on free speech,0
new nike deal ensures future for women's pro soccer in u.s.,0
this donut-shaped pool table is homer simpson's dream come true,0
office manager unveils new rule,1
dolphins chatter more when solving tricky tasks,0
eclipse 2017: how a tiny town braces for blackout,0
"teach, stream, be acquired: why online education investors are hot for teacher",0
this octogenarian took in dozens of abandoned dogs and built them a mini-train,0
report: nobody fucking cares,1
hillary clinton calls water crisis 'immoral' in visit to flint,0
peta protests use of animatronic animals in commercials,1
"after dark: one-half nelson, artist and nightlife personality",0
stephen miller rewards self after day of speechwriting with trip to see children in local ice detention center,1
"area woman's type tall, athletic men who have already hurt her",1
area panties in a bunch,1
jessica simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs,1
huffpollster: donald trump might not change voting patterns in 2016,0
why moms demand action will participate in day without a woman,0
lie to cover surprise party sounds more fun than surprise party,1
word origin comics: the abc's of education,0
woman nervous for boyfriend to meet person she becomes around parents,1
fisherman's 4-year-old son liberates bait,1
white house staff reminded to place lids firmly on trash cans after steve bannon gets into garbage again,1
"my god, i've discovered the missing link in the russia investigation,' think 379,000 reddit users simultaneously",1
jeb bush severing 'problematic' connections,0
makeshift opinion thrown together from viewpoint currently dominating conversation,1
sierra club withdraws support of controversial fern,1
trump filter' erases the donald from your chrome browser,0
"kofi annan places 4,000-pound wreath on mass grave",1
granta derided by philistines,1
"zoning committee meets, zones a bunch of shit",1
"area liberal no longer recognizes fanciful, wildly inaccurate mental picture of country he lives in",1
"fda okays every drug pending approval, takes rest of year off",1
conga-line participant beckons ominously,1
south korean president meets north korea's kim jong un to talk trump summit,0
man reminisces about innocent comforts of previous video game level,1
sinclair takes a swipe at cnn with misleading 'fake news' video,0
how nonprofits make our lives livable,0
black mother speaks out: african-american boys 'won't ever really be safe',0
pilot uses gps tracker to draw picture of a plane... with a plane,0
monstrously 'nasty' ancient crocodile gets named after lemmy from motorhead,0
massachusetts is offering a model for how doctors can talk to their patients about guns,0
paul simon wondering how one goes about getting a column on 'the huffington post',1
sorority raises money at local stable with bikini horse wash,1
praise the lord or praise the person?,0
tearful gun manufacturers thankful they all made it out of massacre safely,1
hypothetical question clearly not hypothetical,1
"sleeping airline passenger misses out on aisle-wide bacchanalia of peanuts, decaf coffee",1
4 lessons prison taught me about power and control,0
bush surges ahead in polls after strong showing on pommel horse,1
senate dems want to know more as trump nominees cash out at their old jobs,0
grieving nation solemnly waits extra day for their amazon shit,1
new study finds americans are living too long,1
"after planned parenthood shooting, another american community mourns",0
proactive man removes own teeth in attempt to curb nail-biting habit,1
anti-abortion activists sing a dangerous song,0
kevin pierre-louis is tackling depression stigma by sharing his own experience,0
"stock analysts confused, frightened by boar market",1
the republican obamacare dilemma in one 6-minute video,0
ken burns completes documentary about fucking liars who claimed they watched entire 'jazz' series,1
man accused of killing girlfriend on hike wanted insurance money,0
man briefly forgets hotel staff are not humans,1
how to dress up for the holidays with stuff you already own,0
giuliani spotted sleeping on new york city subway,1
donald trump fired his campaign manager. the mystery is why it took this long.,0
ap reporter wounded in afghanistan vows to return,0
79-year-old still saving for future,1
defiant dallas police officer claims anyone could have mistaken black man's apartment for gun,1
report: crane operator last remaining fulfilling occupation in u.s.,1
women have a tougher time recovering from heart attacks. here's why,0
the thing about horses,0
native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle,0
this video about worry will really make you think,0
7 mistakes leaders make that make everyone miserable,0
elderly couple dresses up for trip to denny's,1
this is what's delaying 'big bang theory' season 8,0
iran moves to ban events of mass destruction,1
serena williams reminds us to 'rise up' over the haters in poignant ad,0
gop senators throw support behind mitch mcconnell as feud with trump escalates,0
watch: how do you train for a competitive eating contest?,0
security guard can't afford to relax for so much as six hours,1
custodian taken into custody,1
knicks front office scrambling after zion williamson drafted before 3rd pick,1
a stranger was bleeding in the parking lot. this man saved his life with a shirt and a bear hug,0
4 simple ways to stay grounded and stress-free during the holidays,0
crank caller keeps jerking local news team around,1
"cook these 7 recipes on sunday, and feed yourself all week",0
does hollywood have a bias against films portraying disability?,0
5 successful tips for finding the best deal,0
"john bolton, top contender for secretary of state, calls for regime change in iran",0
joan rivers: my hero and my cautionary tale,0
that guy from that one show to make guest appearance on that other show,1
new type of moon rock discovered by china's yutu lunar rover,0
sabra hummus: cedar's hummus lacks experience necessary to become america's no. 1 hummus,1
4 lessons prison taught me about power and control,0
hackers could tap into 'smart' baby monitors with ease: researchers,0
is honolulu in for a disastrous flood?,0
here's what you need to know about obamacare enrollment this year,0
changing the playlist in my head,0
the truth about being 40,0
the clever way starbucks customers are insisting 'black lives matter' is heard,0
nobody in ukraine notices absence of government,1
disturbingly deep voice emanates from minnie mouse costume,1
area couple not sure if sex was tantric,1
i quit spying on my teenager and learned why i didn't need to,0
breakup doesn't seem to have changed relationship,1
"this is a bad tweet, 'hardball'",0
phone lifted up by headphone cord like prize fish,1
national essay writing contest now accepting video submissions,1
syrian family suffering from meningitis evacuated for treatment,0
voter anger palpable at intentionally anger-stoking rally,1
"on alan turing, me and my son",0
tea party plans to recruit more coloreds this fall,1
letter from employer thankfully omits balls-copying incident,1
my white inheritance,0
old man's son also old man,1
lynx mom wrestling with her babies in the snow will warm your heart,0
parents officially designate upstairs television for anyone who doesn't want to watch thanksgiving football,1
trump's jerusalem embassy ceremony was one big dog whistle,0
climate change denier battens down worldview to weather hurricane irma,1
iran moves to ban events of mass destruction,1
area man considers self ally to women unless they threaten his status in literally any way,1
"reagan to be honored with $5,000-a-head funeral",1
7 facts school leaders want you to know about kids in new orleans,0
frito-lay family of products leaned on during difficult time,1
guy who just wiped out immediately claims he's fine,1
the world economic forum is giving goosebumps to some 'game of thrones' fans,0
man tries to set a fire aboard plane in china,0
could gucci's clueless co-opting of queercore inspire new resistance?,0
43-year-old figured he would've grown out of waving to self on security cameras by now,1
the coming immigration wars in trump's america,0
j.d. vance: republican presidential nominee in 2032?,0
what a hillary clinton nomination means for the glass ceiling (hint: not much),0
here's exactly why a vote for trump is vote against lgbtq rights,0
nation's sound engineers gather to talk about their ponytails,1
"metlife, goodyear tragically merge",1
adele is just as bummed about the brangelina split as everyone else,0
paris police arrest second couple over notre dame gas cylinders,0
microsoft fights u.s. government over data requests,0
woman to be ordained despite excommunication threat,0
racehorse unaware it just cost some kid new braces,1
father of parkland victim creates powerful mural honoring son and 16 others killed,0
what's working to reduce obesity?,0
cnn's corey lewandowski reignites donald trump's long-debunked 'birther' conspiracy theory,0
new study finds most of earth's landmass will be phoenix suburb by 2050,1
italian grandmother doesn't have heart to tell family any dipshit can make lasagna,1
william barr shows up to congress to testify at 3 a.m. after reading email wrong,1
redbox debuts new touchscreen in back of kiosk for pornographic features,1
"only 12 of trump's 22,450 employees have given a substantial donation to his campaign",0
study: headaches are the body's way of communicating it wants pills,1
"if you feel too stressed to have sex, from dr. gail saltz (video)",0
19 amazing things you don't want to miss in the night sky in 2016,0
burger king hat put in deep fryer,1
woman mentions participation in cancer walk to cancer patient,1
plan for future still involves drumming for lifehouse,1
"worthless dog can't talk, drive, solve crimes",1
nation schedules recurring monthly benefit concert to streamline tragedy response process,1
scientists working to harness energy produced by intense fracking debates,1
holocaust survivors recall exact day holocaust started right out of the blue,1
13 photos that capture the first moment between moms and their babies,0
egypt sets date for parliamentary elections,0
u.s. military lauded for creating gender-neutral killing field,1
does cyber monday still matter?,0
"local sales rep hanging in there, can't complain",1
90 zen teachers pledge to change culture that fosters abuse,0
boston judge orders apple to help law enforcement examine iphone,0
fab fiction of the summer: the mexican flyboy,0
bad-ass engagement ring also tells the time and temperature,1
nanny appears in child's drawings more than mother,1
america's best 20 hikes,0
the history of how salt and pepper became the world's most popular pairing,0
this call may be monitored for quality control,0
2012 prius to feature rudimentary reproductive system,1
"nuclear threat still 'very real,' says muhammad ali",1
suicide bombing near afghan parliament kills more than 30,0
eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes,0
how our connectivity is influencing our real-life connections,0
kite flyer in the zone,1
decorative throw pillow positively aching for a quick plump,1
website on disabilities act that tripped up betsy devos disappears,0
friend gearing up to hate the hulk,1
fda recalls food,1
can you survive five days on the amazon?,0
canvas shopping bag celebrates third year on doorknob,1
the smart way to sell your clothes on ebay,0
perverted creep keeps asking women what they're wearing,1
charlton heston gets serious,1
why millennials need to stand out (or what i'd say in a commencement speech),0
apple fans disappointed after company unveils same overpriced ceo that barely fucking works,1
this is what boy scouts' intolerance to transgender people is doing,0
male bonding leads to bail bonding,1
report: putting head in hands and moaning quietly still best way to get through next several seconds,1
muslim women forced to remove hijab for mugshots file civil rights lawsuit,0
"mueller: 'well, we got the liar. probe's over'",1
"a megadrought looms, and we can't just wait for more rain to stop it",0
shotgun blast to abdomen just pisses wilford brimley off more,1
how (not) to repeat history,0
rocks thrown at police after killing allegedly armed man,0
environmentalists say they're averting climate disaster. conservatives say it's terrorism.,0
why you should use conditioner before getting in the shower,0
philanderer taken back,1
preview expiration test 2,0
clinton bleeds to death,1
this is how 'fuller house' will explain the the olsen twins' absence,0
the best flatirons for every price point,0
nation's sports fans demand to spend $21.99 on something,1
"federal judges can't clear someone's record, even for minor, nonviolent offenses",0
doll overstays dollhouse welcome,1
warden figures week in solitary ought to teach inmate not to be schizophrenic,1
merle haggard haggard,1
drunk birds slur their 'words' just like humans,0
your backyard burgers are bursting with gross bacteria,0
poz retreats: empowering people who are infected and/or affected by hiv/aids,0
emeritus pope benedict to attend weekend's canonizations,0
christopher cross finally reaches mexican border,1
comey suddenly realizes entire book just a subconscious defense mechanism to hide his true feelings,1
woman with shitty job her own boss,1
this weightlifting blooper was funny -- but we all missed the bigger picture,0
kim kardashian tackled by hollywood prankster at paris fashion week,0
jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal,0
"the nightlife in marrakesh, morocco",0
"when a river is a person: from ecuador to new zealand, nature gets its day in court",0
the gop's stockholm syndrome,0
transmuting the curse of suicide into a blessing: my speech at usc/verdugo hills hospital,0
feeling overwhelmed by all the news this year? you're in the minority.,0
nation's sane people to nation's insane people: 'please stop shooting us',1
compliment suspiciously vague,1
rubio launches new lines of attack against christie,0
how we've kept our son from feeling like he's from a 'broken home',0
business traveler closes mini-bar,1
why eva longoria will never run for public office,0
the 'gilmore girls' cast reunited at atx and it was magical,0
what it really looks like to work out with your dog,0
warning on police body camera footage cautions viewer they about to see pretty much exactly what they'd expect,1
can't bear to watch the election? the weather channel will offer an escape,0
latina business owner faces death threats for appearing onstage at donald trump rally,0
china on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia,0
illinois' wall of fame: the state's best designations,0
syrian refugees are among the obamas' state of the union guests,0
girl whose speech about charlotte went viral finds a fan in hillary clinton,0
democrats demand kris kobach resign from trump voter fraud probe,0
thomas jefferson impersonator reenacts famous cell phone shouting match with wife,1
nobody knows what third light switch does,1
surgical tech in needle-swap scandal at swedish medical center has hiv,0
unmanned military drone briefly grasps senselessness of war,1
house conservatives claim democrats have failed black communities,0
fda approves first artificial tumor,1
indian sweatshop worker has to work in the fucking dark now too,1
out-of-control group yields little usable data,1
to raise the voice in view of the massacre in gaza,0
katie couric flirts with cardinal on air,1
last week's trek pretty awesome,1
how my latino family does christmas differently,0
paul ryan sitting among undecided voters at town hall debate,1
fracking industry now largest employer of recent pr graduates,1
the forest that fights climate change,0
katy perry says she'd collaborate with taylor swift under this one simple condition,0
hurry! early black friday deals have already started on amazon,0
taiwan navy fires missile in error as china's communists mark birthday,0
cia headquarters disappears,1
denis leary drops by comedy club to try out new ford commercial,1
cat internally debates whether or not to rip head off smaller creature it just met,1
van jones: tough-guy 'trumpzilla' has become 'president snowflake',0
this dancing traffic light is the grooviest way for pedestrians to stay safe,0
hillary clinton holds infant grandson upside down by ankle in front of convention crowd,1
lucky dead student gets own page in yearbook,1
2012 prius to feature rudimentary reproductive system,1
john f. kennedy makes rare appearance at kennedy center honors,1
did trump revive failed cold war cuba policy to buy rubio's loyalty?,0
report: shame of walking out without buying anything drives 90% of purchases at small businesses,1
inexperienced streaker to practice in living room a few times before doing it for real,1
national association advances colored person,1
"overcoming adversity, a step at a time",0
thousands gather in louisville to pay final respects to muhammad ali,0
top official resigns from trump epa with scathing letter,0
area man has shitty fuckin' job,1
egypt plunges into state of middle east,1
hulk hogan donates hair to lucky locks of love recipient,1
fired u.s. attorney preet bharara said to have been investigating hhs secretary tom price,0
"it's not too late, ivanka",0
fox producers attempt to tire out aggressive candidates before debate by letting them run around outside,1
"how do we treat the little people, joan?' i asked. and she said, 'why, we treat them better. we only s--t on people at our level or higher.'",0
trans teen gavin grimm responds to laverne cox shout out at the grammys,0
"third desperate, unsolicited email to tenuous business contact should do the trick",1
the infuriating reason wells fargo got away with its massive scam for so long,0
"wall street doesn't believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018",0
fierce 'frozen'-themed t-ball team photo goes viral,0
10 summer vegetarian mains you must make,0
stranger things' renewed for season 3 by netflix,0
top republican says hillary clinton's health 'fair game',0
stupid magazine ranks some stupid crap,1
new study reveals majority of americans want,1
last officer from pearl harbor battleship uss arizona dies at 100,0
we now have even more proof that coffee cravings are genetic,0
6 things all real grown-ups have in their homes,0
when the sheep are watching over your mind,0
bernie sanders' health care bill is a huge win for the abortion rights movement,0
good news for officer shot in face during stop,0
meat industry introduces new easy-tear perforated beef,1
life choices leading area man to career in self-storage,1
the meldonium ban is more about russia's reputation for doping than performance,0
hillary clinton taps pusha t for voter registration drive,0
6 queer couples share their definition of black love,0
folk art museum acquires rare visitor,1
"for national coming out day, 150 lgbtq sports people who have come out in the last year",0
ünited stätes toughens image with umlauts,1
why china's economic woes are causing alarm in africa,0
governor approves 24-hour waiting period for women voters,1
zoo posting hourly updates on aphid about to give birth,1
hero cop saves 3-year-old girl's life on his wedding day,0
susan rice: i didn't do anything 'untoward' with intelligence,0
asexually reproduced sea sponge worried she's turning into herself,1
rain-soaked robert mueller lets manafort surf one final monster wave before bringing him in,1
harvey's 'unprecedented' rainfall and flooding are 'only getting worse',0
republicans face some last-minute doubts on tax proposal,0
watch prince harry and rihanna get tested for hiv together,0
cooking off the cuff: italian rice and sausage (let's not call it risotto),0
the truth about trump's ban on trans soldiers,0
i want to be that girl,0
this anorexia treatment probably doesn't work. it might have something to tell us anyway.,0
skip bayless's tweet about gordon hayward's injury stirs outrage,0
schwarzenegger elected first horseman of the apocalypse,1
disgruntled liberals publishing at furious pace,1
kourtney kardashian opens up about scott disick's rehab stay,0
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
man somehow overcomes alcoholism without jesus,1
non-denominational terrorist organization welcomes extremists of all faiths,1
liberals horrified by lack of inexperience among obama appointees,1
pentagon ripped off by shady weapons dealer,1
anonymous source informs bob woodward he hasn't been relevant in 40 years,1
nobody should be reduced to an 'illegal immigrant',0
passengers praying uber just a hobby for elderly driver,1
miracle cyclist crashes into high-speed train and survives,0
most americans want u.s. to keep funding expanded medicaid,0
hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor,0
nation would rather think about 9/11 than anything from subsequent 10 years,1
the 10 most memorable onscreen weddings,0
"just a heads up, your eyelashes are probably crawling with mites",0
pope francis asks congregation if it's okay if they do a low-key easter this year,1
"susan cooper, not diana prince, is my breakout feminist superhero",0
brutal gang rape gives screenplay more 'punch',1
cities move to outlaw hollow-point silver bullets after wave of gruesome werewolf slayings,1
donald trump descends into steak-fueled madness,0
daily meditation: finding the sacred,0
nation abuzz over c-span original movie,1
biden pins up guitar lesson flyers on white house bulletin board,1
god admits heaven was way cooler in the '70s,1
pabst drinker celebrates pabst purchase with pabst,1
gun lobbyist warns gun owners could resort to 'bullet box' if they don't like election results,0
rep. mike thompson wins re-election,0
fitbit releases new tracking collar that gets tighter every second you are inactive,1
militia leader sentenced to 6 months' probation for war misdemeanors,1
the intrinsic value of liberal education,0
"women rewrite the constitution in jay-z's 'family feud,' directed by ava duvernay",0
tom clancy treated like he's some kind of terrorism expert,1
watch: what it's like to identify as asexual,0
trump dismisses trump as a distraction,1
christina aguilera deeply offended by plate of iceberg lettuce,1
the key to finding your spiritual partnership,0
iggy azalea lands small movie role,0
obama to name former procter & gamble executive as va secretary,0
area man croatian?,1
guard dog in training notices very suspicious-looking dog in mirror,0
facebook vows not to hand over users' medical records to government,1
"sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor",1
ammonia-factory leak exposes texas town to mexican working conditions,1
is music dead? (thoughts on the music industry after sxsw 2015),0
new porno worth checking out even for people who aren't familiar with 5 guys jerking off on single pair of tits,1
friday talking points -- new speaker's speaking problem,0
michelle obama joked about a simpler time when kids didn't have cellphones,0
"pennsylvania diocese releases names of 51 clergy, laypeople accused of misconduct",0
michelle obama quietly reassigned to department of agriculture after butting heads with president,1
pop culture site powering through 4 weeks of sponsored posts for movie its film critic called 'contemptible trash',1
toddler chokes to death on plastic taiwanese-made toy,1
mitch mcconnell admits zika legislation is not clean,0
the uncertain fate of the man in the police brutality image that shocked kenya,0
"stan lee, creator of beloved marvel character stan lee, dead at 95",1
live election coverage: watch as midterm results pour in,0
hire of local moron gives nation hope for employment,1
6 new jersey newspapers call on christie to resign,0
report: recently laid-off workers not doing enough to help economy,1
hillary clinton inspires young girls to form presidential exploratory committees,1
trump voters blink,0
frugal couple saves money by making own porn,1
man excited to look like different type of idiot in front of coworkers at bar,1
opera ends on unexpected high note,1
nation wishes it could just once be reminded of preciousness of life without mass shooting,1
paul lynde impersonation lost on daughter's friends,1
asimo tricked into falling down stairs,1
interminable nightmare of buying wrong toilet paper in bulk nearly over,1
senate wins fight to lower allowable amperage levels on detainees' testicles,1
hbo film reveals liberace was good friends with gay men,1
woman's tan lines don't make any sense,1
eagle_warrior_1776 horrified to discover its entire life a sham created by russians to tilt u.s. election,1
the american cult of bombing,0
disney world mascot could use a fucking vacation himself,1
gop 'ins' alabama representative,1
"bud light hopes amy schumer, seth rogen and beer help you forget this horrible election",0
how the rise of the middle class shaped american folk art,0
bill up and dies in tennessee legislature,1
black man at walgreens impressed by how attentively employees tailing him,1
nation gathers around area man trying to parallel park,1
sean hannity defends withholding link to trump's attorney: 'i have a right to privacy',0
"u.s. reaches major milestone: 100,000 american students study in china",0
donald trump says refugee crisis and threats to uk identity drove brexit,0
"one court, indivisible, votes liberty and justice for all",0
why columbia' and 'pitzer's values',0
democrats unveil 324 million new slogans to appeal to each u.s. resident individually,1
evil genius' cat subpoenaed,1
"moms need to get away, too!",0
nation's sisters issue annual report on dealing with dad,1
from music festivals to college campuses: trans* and women's communities,0
"after paris, the show must go on. broadway at white house kristen chenoweth, gloria estefan, sir andrew lloyd webber",0
ivanka trump distraught after learning detained migrant children completely without sewing machines,1
dhs sets security alert level to green for 8 seconds,1
mumford and sons take home coveted 'vest of the year' grammy,1
buzzfeed to highlight donald trump's media blacklist at gop convention bash,0
the world cup winners selfie is the best ever,0
serial killer makes impassioned case for protecting local marsh,1
donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks,0
do you suffer from obsessive trump disorder?,0
"man tries to kill spider with lighter, starts gas station blaze",0
bernie sanders wins maine democratic caucus,0
khloe kardashian will help the heartbroken get a 'revenge body' on new reality series,0
solve your problems by not trying to solve them,0
u.s. tourist was detained in north korea  for leaving bible in a bathroom,0
trump holds strategy meeting with campaign's top militia leaders ahead of election day,1
san andreas' kills at the box office,0
ominous darkness descending on webpage portends grim age of autoplaying ad to come,1
budweiser touts disaster relief efforts in 2018 super bowl ad,0
greece votes in its second election of 2015,0
report: 94% of south dakotans unprepared for mt. rushmore faces coming alive and eating everyone,1
voters tune into vp debate to find out what race would look like if this was normal election year,1
trump administration finds a new way to fight with the uk,0
too big to eat,0
watch top chef michael voltaggio read one-star yelp reviews,0
daily show' eviscerates trump's black and white view of law and order,0
"dear white people, let's talk about combating racism",0
60 minutes' reporter reveals trump's chilling reason for slamming the press,0
taking up arms where birds feast on buffet of salmon,0
man suddenly regretting asking to be taken seriously by peers,1
"elmore leonard, modern prose master, noted for his terse prose style and for writing about things perfectly and succinctly with a remarkable economy of words, unfortunately and sadly expired this gloomy tuesday at the age of 87 years old",1
god really dreading visit from older brother who made much more successful cosmos,1
how fear of terrorism may put you at risk of long-term disease,0
nate silver blinded by gods for seeking forbidden knowledge of future,1
coworker running ncaa tournament pool really relishing his one week of significance,1
"new year, new semester: college prep for juniors",0
camila cabello's cover of 'say you won't let go' is raw power,0
newborn prince of cambridge begins consolidating power by having family imprisoned in tower of london,1
security video pokes holes in robber's threat to shoot store workers,0
hillary clinton speech interrupted by black student activists,0
experts report $37 amount of money you need to donate to hurricane relief in order to completely forget about it,1
what it's really like to be 16 with cancer,0
ray lahood resigns following mysterious disappearance of country road,1
where did the freedom go? fight for the accessible information continues,0
pregnant kim kardashian and kylie jenner rock sister crop tops,0
foods that are better outside the u.s.,0
millions participate in cuban version of survivor,1
lucid dreaming: new horizons for research,0
new study finds people who sit for at least 5 hours each day are comfier,1
new york times' moves all content you won't give a shit about unless you make at least $200k a year into one convenient section,1
authorized personnel enjoying untold pleasures beyond designated point,1
junior-high-school badminton unit inspires 948 'shuttlecock' jokes,1
god quietly phasing holy ghost out of trinity,1
government shuts down as congress fails to reach spending agreement,0
whole foods announces it balancing out lower prices on most items by jacking cost of pita chips way up,1
report: more americans putting off retirement until final few moments before death,1
can bernie sanders ride fracking to victory in new york?,0
minnesota republican attacks her democratic opponent for being 'lgbt' and 'half black',0
turning point usa condemns unlv student for filming racist video in portrait mode,1
12 habits of genuine people,0
area woman thinking about doing that thing where she's mean to other women she meets for no reason,1
people think ivanka trump's new twitter bio is an insult to women,0
family comforted by thought that man's death will prevent others from climbing war memorial to pretend to fuck horse,1
stephen colbert let deray mckesson interview him about his whiteness,0
jack palance still dead at 87,1
"news roundup for march 14, 2017",0
trump's statement on canceled london visit is full of falsehoods,0
kevin pierre-louis is tackling depression stigma by sharing his own experience,0
it's time to stop chasing the impossible ideal,0
david brock urges cbs to reopen review of discredited benghazi report,0
trump does not acknowledge or respect doj's independence. that can't end well.,0
list of politically achievable reforms down to just three minor changes to traffic code,1
this u.s. district could 'demolish the glass ceiling' in november with first all-female ticket,0
cubans demand a direct and secret ballot to elect their president,0
supreme court hears arguments in major privacy rights case,0
remains of minnesota boy missing since 1989 found,0
"deformed, half-feathered audubon society president flees into forest after injecting self with bird dna",1
trump's moment of truth is coming,0
washington state bill would allow guns in sports stadiums,0
"texas man kills co-worker, then takes own life",0
scarface onesie social worker's first tip-off,1
lupita nyong'o talks 'the culture of hair' alongside gorgeous photo shoot for allure,0
dwts: tonight we rumba!,0
dr. jill biden explains why community college is 'one of america's best-kept secrets',0
"presidential debate sidetracked by booker, de blasio arguing about best place in lower manhattan to get tapas",1
"gaunt, weathered john kerry leads prisoner uprising in siberian labor camp",1
description of hot-dog ingredients fails to ruin picnic,1
donald trump made the nicest ad for new travel ban in 'conan' spoof,0
firefighters save baby hamsters with teeny 'oxygen masks',0
trump administration proposes massive expansion of offshore drilling,0
earth day: eating bean burgers beats measuring cheeseburgers,0
how a man who got his start in construction became the most powerful foreign policy voice in congress,0
doctors discover purpose of appendix is to contain human soul,1
planned parenthood sues ohio in dispute over fetal tissue,0
"florida man head-butts a bus, knocks himself out",0
14-hour labor not exactly cakewalk for baby sticking halfway out mother's vagina either,1
9 things parents could buy with the money they spend on child care,0
friend hosting super bowl party confirms there still plenty of room on floor,1
czech's mix part 3:  clarinet factory (video),0
"ted cruz beats back donald trump in two states, shifting race",0
man who has never seen horseshoe crab before understandably freaking the fuck out,1
dreamers face nightmare of trump's deportation force,0
military drone takes advantage of gi bill education benefits,1
a (long overdue) letter to donald trump,0
pankaj mishra's incredible india,0
kid with massive head probably psychic,1
tokyo squeezes in five more residents,1
woman who choked to death alone in apartment kicked out of book club for missing last 2 meetings,1
passion with which child demanding balloon actually kind of inspiring,1
here's the real reason this so-called bernie bro cried at the dnc,0
area family putting a little money away to one day blow on single health scare,1
"america, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court",0
10 ludicrous things republicans have actually said about health,0
fox news radio host todd starnes deems chick-fil-a the 'official chicken of jesus',0
"aline kominsky-crumb is a horny, abject comic superhero",0
building a child's self esteem on stage and off,0
huffpollster: even christmas isn't safe from partisanship,0
robert epley's gps guide for self-confidence,0
preventing 'madmen' from getting their hands on nuclear material,0
donald trump jr.'s thanksgiving conversation starter tips spectacularly backfire,0
"so, what the heck is a probiotic?",0
"in aftermath of northern california fires, schools brace for newly homeless students",0
reinventing europe along these 7 points,0
"three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue",0
planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video,0
jay-z ceo resigns after stock price plunges,1
obama a little creeped out by how much everyone in kenya celebrating reelection victory,1
panicked er doctor calls 911,1
"dear conservatives, let's not ruin 2015 like we ruined 2014",0
the future of europe: proudly small,0
mizzou chancellor condemns 'verbal assault' by melissa click during homecoming parade,0
"obama, rachel goldstein really hitting it off on group trip to israel",1
government data sharpens focus on crude-oil train routes,0
every intern at nonprofit trying to solve refugee crisis first,1
craig hicks indicted,0
justin timberlake's song of the summer gets a bone-shaking metal remix,0
white house claims iran behind attack on nancy kerrigan,1
this exercise can help you find more time in your day,0
woman says al franken groped her during 2010 photo op,0
arne duncan spends visit to local elementary school looking at ufo books in library,1
fishing tycoon known as 'the codfather' will plead guilty to conspiracy and smuggling charges,0
report: 10 million killed annually by stepping out of comfort zones,1
god admits he too close to creation to judge whether it any good or not,1
mass grave blasted for lack of diversity,1
a 'pretty little liars' detail you never noticed may make you scream in frustration,0
former president carter sole attendee at 1997 solar power summit,1
joe biden berates white house over 'joke' about john mccain's health,0
meredith vieira's today show debut marked by uncomfortable hour-long silence,1
u.n. aid workers distributing food to malnourished kfc customers,1
billboard seems oddly proud sting will be playing at foxwoods casino,1
controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes,0
stray pit bull stuck in tire is set free... and gets a sweet surprise,0
here are ways to express your feelings on trumpcare,0
owner of independent comic book store in ohio not quite sure how he's still in business,1
olympic track star throws javelin to pull out his daughter's tooth,0
madonna gives birth to million-dollar marketing scheme,1
woman with sore throat thinks it might be anthrax,1
david blaine's attempt to catch a bullet in his mouth went painfully wrong,0
new york city makes overdose reversal drug available without a prescription,0
"disgruntled bolton shoots 17 un delegates, self",1
france takes first step toward world cup redemption,0
too many smartphone users taking dumb selfies with bears,0
clinton forced to kneel before zod,1
report: nearby conversation definitely just got quiet to prevent you from hearing it,1
the stars bundle up in style on our cheap celebrity finds list,0
"mother, daughter exchange encoded menstruation-related message over dinner table",1
friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot,0
"nation's dogs dangerously underpetted, say dogs",1
conceptual genius goes as self for halloween,1
20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things,0
lindsay wagner to star in anything offered her,1
man can't get police to care about his bob crane murder theory,1
these vertigo-inducing photographs will take your breath away,0
rep. jim costa re-elected in california,0
zagat editor a 'nice guy' but 'kind of boring',1
"dear conservatives, let's not ruin 2015 like we ruined 2014",0
les moonves doesn't know how he going to tell wife he didn't get $120 million bonus,1
god starting to worry heaven may be haunted,1
the simpsons' duff beer will soon be a reality,0
"climate change is ruining farmers' lives, but only a few will admit it",0
how do i live knowing proof of heaven?,0
the government problem,0
aretha franklin institute for female entrepreneurship confirms sisters are doin' it for themselves,1
beauty industry exec keeps photo of crying 15-year-old girl on desk to remind himself why he does this,1
your most common medicare questions answered,0
scientists isolate gene simmons,1
bashful terrorists won't take credit for attack,1
no man in u.s. history has ever done what bill clinton is about to do,0
politicians ignoring the dangers of jowl implants,1
congress finally passes bipartisan legislation to address opioid epidemic,0
polling booth completely disgusting by time last voters get there,1
kansas bans poor people from spending welfare on cruise ships,0
burger king's royal taster found dead,1
the hollow republican promises to 'read the bill',0
woman quickly reading up on candidates' policy stances after voting,1
members of opening band walking among crowd during intermission like gods among men,1
donald trump picks elaine chao to lead department of transportation,0
the world bank accidentally left me a voicemail discussing their strategy to downplay rights abuses,0
"for america's future, engineering needs to diversify",0
excerpt: lessons on love and landscape from the heartland,0
man who temporarily disables facebook account deems self 'off the grid',1
restaurants open on thanksgiving 2014,0
sheldon adelson looks to harry reid for a big favor,0
what's all this i'm hearing about people getting security clearances?' asks confused mike pompeo to white house staff avoiding eye contact,1
lester jackson gets his sorry ass home,1
stop referring to fathers as babysitters,0
mom spends beach vacation assuming all household duties in closer proximity to ocean,1
brief ceremony marks delivery boy's passage into delivery manhood,1
feds give $43 million to fast track development of ebola vaccines,0
mar-a-lago caddy injures shoulder carrying heavy set of classified national security briefings around golf course,1
these roads could recharge your electric car as you drive,0
authorities: missing plates and glasses found filthy but safe in roommate's room,1
society tea party spoiled by ocelot,1
angela merkel opens up to the only newspaper she trusts,1
misophonia: when sufferers are full of sound and fury,0
it's shark week!,1
bush dies peacefully in his sleep,1
black twins always get mistaken for random black people,1
grandpa looking absolutely precious in new baseball cap,1
father of theater shooting victim now sits in son's row at movies,0
las vegas casino owners announce plans to tear down don rickles,1
rock fans outraged as bob dylan goes electronica,1
these parents' classified ad may raise a few eyebrows,0
breaking: mrs. nichols also daniel's mom,1
edtech investment is at record levels -- where is all the money going?,0
area man unsure whether he's on right bus for most of trip,1
area woman thinks she could live in city she's visiting,1
"hundreds of people exactly like manafort, cohen enjoy another day without any consequences whatsoever",1
bill up and dies in tennessee legislature,1
demi lovato says she was 'very conflicted' with her abusive father's death,0
"creator of 'weed shop the musical' talks cannabis, queerness and theater",0
house conservatives are trying to kill the lame-duck session,0
find your rudder,0
all the harry potter makeup you need to look as good as hermione,0
"retired couple realizes dream of buying camper, driving around country murdering hitchhikers",1
chicago just fired an investigator trying to hold cops accountable for unjustified shootings,0
barnes & noble creates stripper/prostitute memoir section,1
netanyahu: playing us for fools,0
"this trans supermodel was outed in the '80s, lost everything and became a pioneer",0
"third desperate, unsolicited email to tenuous business contact should do the trick",1
wax-museum fire results in hundreds of new danny devito statues,1
things my dad never did,0
harvey's 'unprecedented' rainfall and flooding are 'only getting worse',0
camera admits it can't do much for barry,1
educating for democracy: collegiate sports and march madness,0
"syria, russia pound rebel-held aleppo but advances halt",0
carol blows up 'the walking dead' season premiere,0
u.s. dollar drops against counterfeit u.s. dollar,1
the outsider has officially squeezed its way inside the art world,0
"buttons just don't disappear, reports woman on hands and knees",1
anthem' developers assure players whiteboard with words 'jetpack+guns?' will be playable game by friday,1
right side of fish tank where all the action at,1
"architect presents obama with generic options for war memorial that could work for syria, libya, yemen",1
chipotle is making big changes but nobody really cares,0
on the ground of standing rock,0
nuclear energy advocates insist u.s. reactors completely safe unless something bad happens,1
"3 miami dolphins players kneel during anthem, reversing team policy",0
3 cups of coffee confident they can take man's anxiety from here,1
area man needs two more trips to best buy to beat xbox 360 game,1
"world's 22,000 polar bears forced to share last remaining iceberg",1
why exercising your sense of humor is so important,0
coworkers unable to put finger on what's weird about gary,1
kirsten dunst opens up about the life of a child star,0
kim kardashian west held at gunpoint in paris by men dressed as police officers (update),0
american gladiator still insists friends call him 'turbo',1
kids and high sugar die-ts,0
this innocent map looks just like a penis,0
june mademoiselle to feature ten ways to flatten your tummy,1
"from birth control to culturally competent care, affordable care act breaks down health care barriers",0
"maybe hang out in the water awhile, then look for some old bread,' duck tells self",1
john legend speaks to the crack in the system caused by mass incarceration,0
see the moon's newest crater,0
woman stops alleged bank robber by crashing into him,0
cbs laugh track threatens walkout,1
girlfriend talks through whole goddamn commercial,1
hope hicks' resignation sends tweeters into joke overdrive,0
hero financial officer saves 12 grand,1
four homeless people dead in what girlfriend refers to as 'cuddle weather',1
dems call for investigation into group behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos,0
"clarence thomas sexually harassed me. yes, he should be impeached.",0
"weakened hurricane patricia spares mexican cities, hits remote areas",0
massive blast rocks central baghdad,0
"kroger recalls 35,000 pounds of ground beef that may contain ceo",1
"ed sheeran sang 'chasing cars' at a wedding, and now we're swooning",0
how to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2),0
here's who the obamas invited to the state of the union address,0
jeb bush warns rnc attendees of bad cialis going around parking lot,1
souls of wisdom,0
stacy ruiz's gps guide for believing in yourself,0
guantánamo detainee ruled not mentally fit to testify about psychological torture,1
semester at sea students steal anchor for dorm room,1
report: only way nation will pay attention to climate change is if julia roberts dies in hurricane,1
clinton debunks rumors about health by telling audience exact day she will die,1
area theater has strict rule against bringing in outside movies,1
clinton pours malt liquor on ground for dead homies,1
trump administration increasingly at odds with u.s. intelligence community,0
"no, bruce jenner is not having a 'midlife crisis'",0
trump pours milk over bowl of skittles while settling in to watch comey hearing,1
the administration's assault on epa and clean water is an assault on public health,0
billboard seems oddly proud sting will be playing at foxwoods casino,1
"for someone who says he hates making predictions, trump sure makes a lot of them",0
nas talks 'ghostbusters'-inspired lines and sartorial heroes,0
obama asks biden not to stand so close,1
the return to basics in education. did we ever leave?,0
"this map will change the way you see westeros,' reports never-ending cascade of subhuman bullshit",1
​report: all standing between trump and presidency is nation that made him billionaire celebrity,1
what it means when your home makes scary noises,0
you've never seen the victoria's secret angels like this before,0
u.s. ethics chief ordered gushing responses to trump's tweets,0
college student still managing to look like asshole in picture of village he helped build,1
british royal family places queen elizabeth in nursing home,1
"israeli prime minister netanyahu eyed in bribery probe, court says",0
even george w. bush's environment chief thinks trump's energy plan is bonkers,0
"little girl attempts to play with game boy, flabbergasted by lack of touchscreen",0
olivia munn and aaron rodgers prove they're huge 'star wars' nerds,0
new york attorney general conducting 'inquiry' into trump foundation,0
call my husband. i just killed my baby',0
"retire! dance! die! but first, pass the chocolate. boomers according to google",0
how san antonio's dominant defense is fueling title hopes,0
poster vandal enters 'phallus in mouth' period,1
how donald trump created the worst week any candidate's ever had,0
ex-nfl player laments not knowing about cte prior to football career,0
creative writing professor takes time to give every student personalized false hope,1
report: majority of nation's civic engagement centered around oppressing other people,1
i cannot do this alone: why allies matter to the down syndrome community,0
"no, gay marriage wasn't a conservative win",0
bill paxton learns of his revolutionary past on 'who do you think you are?',0
mc hammer is actually afraid of hammers,0
"15,000 foreign fighters have joined extremist groups in iraq and syria. here's why they went",0
"aaron hernandez, ex-patriots star, convicted of murder",0
watch bryan cranston's 'malcolm in the middle' character morph into walter white,0
kim kardashian calls out congress for failing to close the 'terror gap',0
california wildfire death toll rises to 4 as more bodies found,0
teen's eulogy mostly nickelback lyrics,1
tiger always checked out of local zoo,1
brewers stay after game to run the bases,1
vegetarian option just iceberg lettuce on bread,1
usps unveils new line of commemorative prince-inspired postal workers,1
family finds frozen kitten and nurses him back to life,0
the butterfly duty: mapping our way toward unity,0
"won't ask, don't tell",0
2016 was the year,0
only time employee has ever done job is when training replacement,1
obama finishes deal to get every american a free parrot,1
success secrets from a sports psychologist,0
amish teen spends entire rumspringa at apple store,1
cottonelle introduces new 'piping-hot' toilet tissue,1
mcdonald's introduces new 6-piece chicken ncnoltes,1
east st. louis rated 'number one city in america' by poverty magazine,1
giant bass hates having picture taken,1
this dog has the most adorable brace face you'll ever see,0
france-bound airliner grounded at amsterdam over threatening tweet,0
"i just want a substantive, issues-oriented democratic debate,' lie thousands of americans hungry for unhinged trainwreck",1
average time spent being happy drops to 13 seconds per day,1
mail for former resident looks important,1
cost of paper,1
area family awakes to find michelle obama tending backyard garden,1
kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign,0
leno to tell outrageous o.j. joke,1
body found near where kayaker went missing,0
enchanted necromancer brings life back to once-dead argument,1
inside biden's final deliberations,0
gary cohn resigns in protest of trump's bigoted comments towards aluminum,1
middle school janitor can already tell he going to have to befriend new kid,1
laughter now exclusively used to mask feelings,1
what this haitian priest can teach the rest of us about faith,0
kiss cover band guitarist leaves to start vinnie vincent invasion tribute band,1
chris martin and gwyneth paltrow's kids show off their singing chops at charity event,0
gummi bear emerges from digestive tract unharmed,1
nation confident team usa can participate in world cup,1
astronomers make incredible discovery,0
these 10 meals reveal one thing fast food restaurants still get wrong,0
carhartt introduces rugged work thong,1
rachel leyco bridges the diversity gap in her latest short film,0
3-day weekend practically already over,1
report: only 2% of internet worth sitting through 15-second ad,1
new epa study finds 98% of u.s. mop water fucking nasty as hell,1
efforts of world's 16 billion chickens still not adding up to much,1
"waking, dreaming, being",0
republican wants gun control for federal officials,0
coming out again!,0
supreme court to hear challenge to public sector unions,0
how to live to be 110,0
why the un rejected turkey's bid for a security council seat?,0
"being a facebook wallflower isn't good for you, the social site says",0
woman who visited kenya once struts confidently into african store,1
donald trump responds to doug jones defeating roy moore in alabama senate election,0
kate winslet refused to thank 'nasty' harvey weinstein in 2009 oscar speech,0
lindsey buckingham asks for more screaming at stevie nicks in monitor,1
federal judge orders return of iranian national deported under trump's ban,0
joy behar publicly apologizes for disparaging mike pence's christian faith,0
margaret thatcher's ashes scattered over free market,1
neighborhood kids grant landmark status to house where guy killed himself,1
new roomba blender makes smoothie out of everything in its path,1
ryan seacrest nervous about how audiences will respond to slightly shorter haircut,1
employees must wash hands' signs top iraqi hospital wish list,1
man realizes he has no interests,1
reflections from ivy day,0
some sense knocked into girlfriend's son,1
amazon temp workers who deliver the holidays are getting squeezed,0
affable detective with healthy personal life hasn't solved case in months,1
tove lo is the latest star on taylor swift's epic 1989 tour guest list,0
you are not the brightest of my four sons'... and other depressing things that have been said to me,0
everyone in coffee shop billing for their time,1
fox news guest: san bernardino shooting raises questions on 'state of feminism in muslim america',0
hong kong protesters clash with police near government headquarters,0
middle-aged cat can't begin to compete with adorable kittens on internet,1
earth ranked number one party planet,1
trump says his attitude toward syria changed with chemical attack,0
secretary masks deep depression with laughter during office banter,1
the most high-tech cruise ship ever,0
flea market vendor could possibly let unidentifiable lump go for $15,1
stewart-hannity feud: 'sh*t just got weird',0
progressives in congress call for $2 trillion in infrastructure spending,0
birdman is an astonishing new film,0
commerce secretary urges nation to get in on piece of the action,1
5 ways to reduce your graduate school student debt,0
the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens',1
"global hijabista style, from the afghan burqa to the cover of a fashion magazine",0
these stunning photos capture the loneliness of insomnia,0
conservatives lash out at 'republican welfare' as opposition to 'ryancare' grows,0
dinner party conducting full-scale investigation to determine if tip was included,1
the double and the christmas holidays,0
steven spielberg says netflix films shouldn't qualify for oscars,0
"mr. obama, man up and talk to assad",0
stupid thing won't work,1
bloomberg gadfly debuts in bid to shake-up financial commentary space,0
wildfires force colorado to airlift rocky mountains to safety,1
look out! there's a 'staff shake-up' looming for the white house,0
"the oldest of the old are actually fine with dying, study finds",0
"ariana grande randomly licks donuts she didn't buy before proclaiming, 'i hate america'",0
brooke shields put to sleep,1
trapped chilean miners considering how funny it would be if they all died right as rescuers completed tunnel,1
"janis joplin: 'who you are is what you settle for, you know?'",0
each passenger has own theory about how guy got into first class,1
greenspan considering role in ocean's eleven remake,1
obama hosts diplomatic talks at starbucks while oval office carpet cleaned,1
healthy-looking d-rose throws ridiculous half-court pass out of a trap,0
area veal calf is totally cramped!,1
hero firefighter: 'i'm a hero',1
longtime teacher retires without changing a single student's life,1
disappointing buffalo wild wings not living up to ridicule,1
scientists discover tiniest hedgehog ever,0
dental hygienist angered by lack of flossing,1
meet the guinness world record holder for darth vader memorabilia,0
mariah carey reveals her bipolar ii diagnosis in candid interview,0
finding purpose in the universe,0
"flatbread means pizza,' man explains to visiting father",1
the bachelor' season would be way shorter if this sexist pig were the lead,0
how to emotionally recover from the election,0
"doctor asks patient if he would mind having medical student, some of his poker buddies in room for exam",1
"it's national 'twilight zone' day, so here's every creepy laugh from the show",0
hayley williams and rocker husband chad gilbert split after nearly 10 years together,0
finding kind: a film and campaign that asks girls to be a little kinder,0
kendrick lamar deletes 'rhymezone.com' from internet history,1
report: 97% of inner tube occupants agree it doesn't get any better than this,1
obama waiting for perfect moment to walk by white house tour group,1
federal judge rules fair housing law protects colorado lgbt couple,0
the journalist and the fixer,0
all the ways the 'empire' finale set up season 2,0
darrell issa retiring from congress,0
don lemon says he would probably be like malcolm x if he wasn't a journalist,0
why people say 'you' when talking about themselves,0
friend whose mom just died allowed to pick pizza topping,1
teen on brink of experiencing incredible journey of motherhood instead asks boyfriend to use condom,1
man with eye patch in town for...business,1
"the ultimate livingston, montana, road trip playlist",0
the politics of presidential dieting,0
focus groups hated it right up until guy's head got cut off,1
bill maher calls college basketball 'a complete sham' on 'real time',0
married couple longs for days when they only quietly resented one another,1
mom gets last new hairstyle,1
billy bob thornton on being raised by a psychic mom,0
new study finds blacks more likely,1
e.l. james admits new erotic novel originally 'tiny toons' fan fiction,1
artist's 'trumpbeast' is a chilling portrait of the current administration,0
this dog in brazil probably plays soccer way better than you,0
american dental association recommends teeth,1
vacationing couple to try something they don't like,1
watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe,0
it will take more than comey's testimony to sink trump,0
60-year-old corporate executive grotesquely forms word 'hashtag',1
men don't have it all,0
"do not bring your kids to 'measles parties,' doctors warn",0
"this valentine's day, more americans are searching for love online",0
tim robbins tired of being typecast as relatively tall characters,1
10-pack of swiss miss bracing itself to shoulder burden of holding together man's depressing holiday alone,1
"a tale of two kindergartens -- well, three now that i think about it",0
composer dan licht on writing for dexter,0
"comey: trump wouldn't shut up about the inauguration crowd to me, either",0
an all-glowed-up 'wizards of waverly place' cast reunites for wedding,0
food network goes off air after every possible iteration of ingredient combinations completed,1
sherman alexie says artists under trump will be 'noise-canceling headphones',0
"livestock happiest, healthiest attendees of state fair",1
canadian officials start to get handle on massive wildfire,0
horrifying email from ex-girlfriend titled 'a few things',1
what do you know about the colors of nature?,0
informal tone of cover letter sets job applicant apart from seriously considered candidates,1
paula deen releases delicious new butter product made from her breast milk,1
accused father and son urinal thieves flushed out by cops,0
these kittens learning to walk is so cute it'll make you crumble,0
"objection, your honor",0
"tea party movement hopelessly divided into enraged, apoplectic factions",1
masturbatory prose style fails to reach climax,1
fighting gets worse in yemen despite saudi pledge to halt campaign,0
sixth grader begins work on pony trilogy,1
"one year later, arizona real estate investor still missing",0
senator brings obscene material to national attention,1
international aids conference attendees receive complimentary gift bag full of awesome aids gear,1
zachary quinto uses fake name at starbucks. customer gets steamed.,0
huffpost hosting big father's day event in nyc,0
sleeping around: how to sleep in a sensory deprivation tank,0
new bug spray forces insects to see people as human beings with feelings,1
ben affleck nominated for best friend of matt damon,1
cubans: new dictator doing it all wrong,1
an important reminder that the pay gap is not just a 'women's issue',0
mothers around the world are dying -- let's hashtag that,0
missing girl's family really hates to part with reward,1
trump weighs in as costly congressional race heads for a tight finish,0
lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary,1
if the clippers win the nba championship does racism win as well?,0
bush hopes recession doesn't affect sales of his memoirs,1
"rip, ms paint",0
following the money: energy dollars hard at work on capitol hill,0
goliath opens his wallet: a new era for cuba and the united states,0
secretary of transportation spends 3 hours cleaning up wikipedia page on roundabouts,1
glimpse of gene shalit on tv reminds woman it's time for bikini wax,1
"from 'scandal' to 'house of cards,' political dramas are suffering in the trump era",0
holiday dinner wines for any budget from a nw resort sommelier,0
the white house won't say whether donald trump played golf. here's why.,0
"james fenimore cooper, famed american novelist, dies at 224",1
eat your veggies: 9 deliciously different recipes,0
former obama aide david plouffe calls donald trump a 'psychopath',0
woman getting stood up on first date got all drunk for nothing,1
new 'avengers' fan theory suggests key to beating thanos could be nothing because he not real and none of this exists,1
"judge 'manipulated' 9/11 attacks case, court document alleges",0
a family dog's letter to his boy,0
"nyc mayor: 'reconcile yourselves with your god, for all will perish in the tempest'",1
new york city announces subway just for amazon employees now,1
hilary duff hints that she could reconcile with mike comrie,0
8-year-old can already tell image of dad puking stuck in memory forever,1
porn actress very nearly appears to enjoy ejaculation in face,1
106 things you can do to bring about the queer revolution,0
meatless monday: the seed of something great -- seed food and wine festival,0
strange 'alien skeleton' mystery finally solved,0
teen accepted into 113 colleges chooses full ride to hbcu,0
mark zuckerberg: 'i regret' rejecting idea that facebook fake news altered election,0
report: rich suitors able to correctly guess beautiful woman's dress size 92% of time,1
"christ appears in roman court to contest 2,000-year-old riot charges",1
former adviser says rick perry's campaign in new hampshire has folded,0
surging demand for rechargeable batteries is driving business to south america,0
lin-manuel miranda freestyles about life's most annoying minor inconveniences on 'ellen',0
gasoline still inexplicably cheaper than milk,1
eggs good for you this week,1
local newswoman's hairstyle reported on by co-anchor,1
old refrigerator unable to control when it releases water anymore,1
"gluten-free mania -- if you're following the fad, you're a marketer's dream and part of the confusion",0
how 3 badass women stopped an alleged rape attempt,0
14 snapshots that summed up parenthood in 2014,0
why you shouldn't freak out if your waist is bigger than 35 inches,0
"the ultimate houston, texas, road trip playlist",0
high school principal can already tell students are going to eat this one alive,1
climate change is taking a toll on farmers' mental health,0
republicans set to lose senate control,0
"cow ted cruz milking in wisconsin photo op only giving curdled, foul liquid",1
"why soccer matters, and why your opinion about it doesn't",0
this is what happens when an nba champ crashes your bachelorette party,0
"the ultimate odessa, texas, road trip playlist",0
"catholic child told about doggy heaven, doggy hell",1
trump campaign ponders going negative,1
gop promises americans will be able to keep current medical conditions if obamacare repealed,1
constitution rapidly ages another 100 years from stress of repeated crises,1
5 labor day escapes that are totally worth the money,0
mark zuckerberg admits he unsure why anyone still uses facebook,1
manager slits own throat after realizing some members of company not on same page,1
will the charlie hebdo terrorist attack kill intelligence reform in the united states?,0
fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle,0
"bear eats 20 pounds of dog food, promptly dozes off",0
young girl draws the horror she witnessed in nice attack,0
a look at transgender sex workers living in china,0
dead ipod remembered as expensive,1
jerry lewis undergoes emergency gefloigel surgery,1
the 14 principles of a future organization,0
"firefighters battle massive wildfires, smoky conditions in washington",0
systems administrator would so fuck new trainee,1
nancy pelosi suggests donald trump get his mental health checked,0
overtired 398-month-old throws tantrum,1
will greater israel transform into greater palestine?,0
the power of expectation,0
"at philly's independence mall, pope francis offers his definition of religious freedom",0
woman getting all defensive about inherent worth and selfhood,1
scientists reveal secret to boosting your metabolism during sleep,0
poll worker injured by trump sign booby-trapped with razor blades,0
woman worried student loans could prevent her from one day owning entirely different kind of crippling debt,1
"d'angelo russell's kobe impression was, uh, awkwardly accurate",0
kentucky dmv introduces game of chicken to driver's test,1
saddle up! 'westworld' is renewed for season 2,0
the other show's second anniversary serves classic numbers and rising drag race queen,0
obama is like that really great neighbor who's moving out,0
self-defense instructor simulates attacker right down to erection,1
poll: religion is the answer to today's problems,0
"chris tucker to focus attention on smaller, more personal rush hour projects",1
mcdonald's says its packaging will be 100 percent green by 2025,0
the smart alice vote,0
"25-year-old moving into comfortable, rent-free arrangement in parents' home worried he's hit rock bottom",1
osteoporosis: what does buying a purse have to do with it?,0
"republican food stamp bill would cut benefits, but not the size of government",0
congress approves $40 million to fight teens,1
phone lifted up by headphone cord like prize fish,1
the best brunches in 14 cities across the u.s.,0
the harvey weinstein scandal should be a message to all men,0
area woman to celebrate quiet women's history month at home this year,1
imaginary brain tumor spreading rapidly,1
"31-year-old now the only one of his friends who hasn't gotten married, divorced",1
"man recalls desperate, exhausting 14-month job search that made him want to get into sales",1
food hacks for the best tailgate ever,0
gore excited after seeing self on tv,1
battleship awkwardly propped up against ferguson police department,1
why i launched a platform to empower survivors of bullying,0
5 heroes who need your help amid aleppo crisis,0
paramedic bride responds to call during her own wedding,0
the maker of oreos is hiring for a dream job: chocolate taster,0
"4 copy editors killed in ongoing ap style, chicago manual gang violence",1
report: most terrorists do not start the day off with a good breakfast,1
some d.c. businesses are abusing a safety program to racially profile people,0
local radio station has got some doobie brothers coming up for you,1
obama administration to unveil plans to cut methane emissions,0
"trump backers share his animosity toward the media, poll shows",0
"if mobile games were honest ... well, you'd probably still be addicted",0
u.s. council of coolness releases formal statement on prince,1
mike pompeo defects to north korea after learning about kim jong-un's torture program,1
"for lgbt people, a routine doctor visit can be a 'degrading experience'",0
sonoma sheriff battles with ice over misinformation on california wildfires,0
girlfriend's cat choked a little,1
senate's turn to act on patent reform this week,0
10 signs it's time for umbrella drinks,0
students stage anti-trump art protest at gop nominee's alma mater,0
"in sad, sad press conference, milo says 'free speech week' is now just one measly rally",0
this 'catfight' clip pauses anne heche and sandra oh's rivalry for a quick pregnancy reveal,0
lady gaga set to perform david bowie tribute at the grammys,0
obama finally tells rambling tom vilsack to shut the fuck up during cabinet meeting,1
sex tied to better brain power in older age,0
brexit: a cousin of trumpism? a distant cousin of fascism?,0
meryl streep and mark ruffalo sitting in a tree ...,0
"trump backers share his animosity toward the media, poll shows",0
vending-machine snack fails to deploy,1
working artist has developed thick skin for sound career advice,1
man does what he convinced himself he loves for a living,1
gap forced to recall pants after man dies eating 37 pairs of corduroys,1
voter turnout at eu polls: disinterest can be expensive,0
what my parents' divorce taught me about heartbreak,0
unhappy father's day?,0
"maya angelou, poet, author, civil rights activist, and—holy cow—tony award–nominated actress, college professor, magazine editor, streetcar conductor—really? streetcar conductor? wow—calypso singer, nightclub performer, and foreign journalist, dead at 86",1
dustin diamond arrested for 'reckless' behavior,0
the irony of intelligence,0
nation hopeful there will be equally random chance of justice for future victims of police abuse,1
"aunt somehow got married, divorced twice since last time nephew saw her",1
parents of adorable baby on tv show most likely insane,1
obama finally reveals nature of his work to daughters,1
flower freaking out after realizing there's a bee on it,1
smb's are changing the way they do business,0
"kansas changes spelling of name to 'cannsas'; 'it looks cooler that way,' governor says",1
white guy held accountable for crime,1
hillary clinton scores another big union endorsement,0
inflating the russian threat,0
stephen baldwin's personal assistant promoted to stephen baldwin,1
why is roller derby important to so many queer women?,0
why can't we mourn with muslims?,0
"andrea tantaros wants roger ailes, fox news execs to take a lie detector test",0
race in america: changing reality by facing it,0
look: 5 jaw-dropping hideaways for living off the map,0
ex-prosecutor accused of wiretapping married cop she wanted to romance,0
area man lives vicariously through son's bully,1
mercedes ruehl reference lost on all but mercedes ruehl,1
robbie knievel jumps entire generation's awareness,1
viewing ads on website sole way in which man contributing to economy,1
new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent,1
"uber ends forced arbitration in individual cases of sexual assault, harassment",0
band dreams of one day becoming popular enough to alienate early fans,1
report: sharks to only kill 10 people this year but one of them will be you,1
"obama, romney remain about equally powerful",1
local pet store sells living things to just anyone off the street,1
mta unveils $28 billion plan to renovate subway masturbators,1
zoo animals roam free after flooding in tbilisi,0
woman in ninth year of letting boyfriend down easy,1
herbie goes bananas,1
mother trying her best to project same amount of insecurities onto all her daughters,1
children lost and found: the good lie premieres,0
a view to a kill: leopard leaps from tree to attack impala,0
video breaks down how 'whiteness' as a construct shaped the election,0
obama still hasn't figured out how to adjust height of oval office desk chair,1
david brooks decries incivility of modern plumbing after tripping on feet and falling headfirst into toilet,1
ultra-snuggly 'big hero 6' pillow hugs you right to sleep,0
two dozen restaurant patrons made violently ill from marriage proposal,1
unhappy couple staying together for one of their children,1
george lucas announces gala 21st anniversary star wars rerelease,1
israel terrorizes palestinians in gaza,0
bee wishes it could hang around open soda can without everybody freaking out,1
magnetic migration,0
45-year-old to help candidate understand youth vote,1
"expert on international jewish conspiracy has never been more than 40 miles outside council bluffs, iowa",1
report: this not a gun,1
small-town sheriff has actually killed surprising amount of people,1
are we really sure we want a president pence?,0
"so, what the heck is a probiotic?",0
single most replaceable person in company will walk if he doesn't get raise,1
cross-shaped wwi monument declared unconstitutional,0
gregg popovich goes full throttle on 'soulless coward' donald trump,0
dvd contains 87 minutes of previously unseen movie,1
mitt romney jots down ideas for concession speech while obama talks,1
senile mother a broken novelty record,1
movie trailer perfectly captures the horrors of flying coach,0
"mia farrow: 'it's possible my son was fathered by frank sinatra, mario puzo, george mcgovern, robert altman, anthony perkins, milton berle, robert redford, michael caine, danny aiello, or bruce dern'",1
"president urges calm, restraint among nation's ballad singers",1
"jaguars, raiders hold postseason exhibition game in london",1
gop congressman claims kansas has more uninsured since health care reform,0
don't be surprised by retiree healthcare costs,0
breaking: thriller writer jeffery deaver at top of his game,1
john ashcroft: 'obey',1
angelina jolie stuns in first rollerblading competition since double mastectomy,1
dogs at polling stations are getting the uk through election day,0
john oliver lays out the most disturbing ways in which trump impacts america,0
carli lloyd correctly says she's the best player in the world,0
nation's ivy leaguers share hearty laugh that dartmouth grad thinks she can talk shit on anyone,1
ceo has big ideas to grow company's problems,1
chinese takeout restaurant has seen man at his worst,1
"fewer words about sex, food and documentaries",0
liberal relieved he never has to introspect again after assembling all the correct opinions,1
trump says gulf states will pay for syrian safe zones. that's not the issue.,0
the u.s women's gymnastics team turns heads at the vmas,0
barack obama just cracked down on wall street,0
chris hemsworth's wife elsa pataky posts sweet photo to celebrate his birthday,0
atlantic records sends cease-and-desist order to woman using lizzo's 'juice' as her personal anthem,1
now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves,0
rudy giuliani: bill de blasio should apologize to nypd,0
suicide squad' kills box office competition with massive $135.1 million debut,0
obama lays out plan to achieve lasting peace talks in middle east,1
rwanda is becoming a magnet for chinese money and migrants,0
watch live: william shatner discusses the life of late friend leonard nimoy,0
donald trump inspires new nsfw meaning of the acronym 'gop',0
twitter is a more comfortable place for perpetrators than it is for sexual violence survivors,0
for clean air and a safe climate future,0
we got top pollsters to recount the most bizarre things they've ever polled,0
british royal family sadly announces death of prince charming,1
teaching english by the beach in vietnam,0
"this earth day, i stand for science",0
justice department blindsided banking agency on marijuana reversal: report,0
earth orbit: getting crowded... much faster,0
"hotel bar really hopping tonight, says hotel bartender",1
climate change could lead to an uptick in type-2 diabetes,0
glade introduces new air freshener mask,1
badass churchgoer doesn't even have to look at hymnal,1
this poet doesn't care if you're tired of hearing about race,0
porn-store change machine gummed up again,1
fight white supremacy with your wallet and your voice,0
lifeguard getting pretty fed up with out-of-breath kid always hanging on lane line,1
what if we put m&m's on top? would they eat that?' doritos exec wonders out loud,1
logo of smiling cartoon tooth holding brush inspires nothing but confidence in local oral surgeon,1
13 ghastly money mistakes that could come back to haunt you,0
black people need more representation and fewer 'representatives',0
authorities warn denver residents in direct path of 2037 hurricane alba,1
20 suede pieces you'll want to wear all spring,0
"hackers breached u.s. election agency after vote, according to security firm",0
carrie fisher raised billie lourd 'without gender',0
stephen curry knew exactly what to say to craig sager last night,0
world's first successful penis transplant results in pregnancy,0
mom who drove kids into ocean gives birth,0
why more older folks are turning to pot to fix what ails them,0
veteran brita filter's tour of duty extended another 3 months,1
depressed businessman takes 16 power naps a day,1
archaeologists discover world's first guy named marty,1
nintendo reveals 'smash bros. ultimate' will allow characters to repeatedly punch self in face to freak out opponent,1
huffpost hill - 'rand paul tongue guy' now a thing,0
why you should stop dreaming,0
laura bush suspects anniversary card penned by speech writer,1
stouffer's discontinues toaster steaks,1
milky way's mysterious 'bubbles' yield their secrets,0
panic floods mike pence's system before realizing hand on knee his own,1
facebook takes a step toward virtual reality with new 360-degree videos,0
austria legalizes same-sex marriage,0
woman shuts down dude who demanded $5 back for coffee date,0
kim jong-un panics after returning to north korea to find country's populace has escaped,1
area woman just itching to complain if anyone objects to nativity scene in park,1
killer mike: 'uterus' comment was taken out of context,0
"area man could have sworn randy newman sang welcome back, kotter theme",1
man thinks receptionist is hitting on him,1
"rachel mcadams and taylor kitsch might be dating, but who really knows?",0
why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas?,0
new iranian president really impressed with country's nuclear arms program,1
podiatrist a jerk,1
how at&t execs took over the red cross and hurt its ability to help people,0
jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made,0
me and mrs. jones' singer billy paul has died,0
report: espn suspends another host for domestic violence comments,0
vice president of making your job harder given raise,1
company more like family whose members are desperate to join better family,1
key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters,0
local burger feels especially disgusting today,1
company lacks manpower to complete newest round of layoffs,1
30 things i've learned about life and kindness in my 30s,0
houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control,0
shitty museum doesn't even have a mona lisa,1
growing up in scouting's closet,0
congresswoman invites #metoo creator tarana burke to state of the union,0
maryland gov. larry hogan breaks 'partisan gridlock' boards using taekwondo,0
why the 99 percent keeps losing,0
"chris christie, once a fighter of anti-muslim bigotry, endorses donald trump",0
city maoist visits country maoist,1
peta protests use of animatronic animals in commercials,1
the president hits a home run nominating richard verma as u.s. ambassador to india,0
the false resurrection of george w. bush,0
educating for democracy: 'the numbers game',0
report: increase in gun sales to be most concrete result of obama's pro-gun-control speech,1
immigration reform could swing two key races in colorado,0
lifelong dream no match for first brush with adversity,1
minnesota to replace al franken with lt. gov. tina smith,0
pepsi ceo's wife buys coke when she's mad at him,1
yo voté: communities scramble to translate ballots,0
life choices leading area man to career in self-storage,1
bill maher gets real about marijuana legalization,0
angela merkel will seek fourth term as german chancellor,0
world's oldest woman just pleased every other human on earth when she was born now dead,1
guy at house party must be at least 32,1
"justin trudeau continues to melt hearts, teaching son how to make s'mores",0
start the year with a social detox,0
the unicorn frappuccino is coming to a starbucks near you,0
suspects chased by cops spin doughnuts on hollywood street,0
criminal mad that man called the cops on him,1
intersecting ideas: the importance of an interdisciplinary education,0
"georgia ski lift malfunction hurls people into air, injuring 11",0
inconsolable sarah palin opens up about sacha baron cohen betrayal to cardboard cutout of whoopi goldberg,1
new offshore drilling analysis shows what trump's plan puts at stake,0
syrian rebels shell aleppo after withdrawal,0
campus tour guide reminds students at each stop they have to get in first,1
"yes, bud weisser was arrested for trespassing at budweiser brewery",0
united auto workers lose crucial union battle at mississippi nissan plant,0
irs announces refunds will come in form of forever stamps this year,1
god urges rick perry not to run for president,1
saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage,0
"trump to violate iran nuclear deal, vows to reimpose sanctions",0
eia: china's blood ivory carving factories,0
high school custodian offers students inspired guidance,0
frances bean cobain enters prehab,1
breaking: we're doing a bad job,1
"18-to-35 white, male demographic still searching for perfect way to quench its thirst",1
capsizing boat passes u.s. in global quality of life rankings,1
the failure of the iraq war,0
"one of the biggest mistakes a manager can make, according to linkedin's ceo",0
donald glover needed 'white translator' to convince fx to allow 'n-word' in 'atlanta',0
area woman will eat anything with 'tuscan' in name,1
paul krugman warns of unprecedented corruption under donald trump,0
election night orgy shifts positions so everyone can see results come in,1
the republican debate included lots of misleading claims,0
"more than 100,000 california teenagers are now preregistered to vote",0
arctic scientists discover perfectly preserved al gore frozen in glacier,1
mom unaware little note she packed with son's lunch getting him beaten up right now,1
man abuses child quietly out of respect for other diners,1
unencumbered by the facts...,0
remembering the gotham book mart,0
"take a look inside yellowstone, one of america's wildest places",0
two thumbs down on air nonsense,0
dog doesn't realize he just graduated,1
kanye sends flowers to presidential running mate taylor swift,0
christopher plummer probably nailing it in 'king lear' somewhere,1
u.s. labels rohingya crisis an 'ethnic cleansing',0
cyber monday retailers pull in record 700 terabytes of consumers' personal information,1
"trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states",0
18 awesome picnic recipes (that aren't sandwiches),0
united apologizes to passenger with cerebral palsy who had to crawl off plane,0
amber rose's 19 sexiest social media snaps,0
biden urges paul ryan to check out nude scene from 'porky's' on phone,1
9 personal trainer tips for mastering the weight room,0
massachusetts is the best place to live if you're a woman,0
12 items to wear on a first date if your goal is to remain single,0
two new documentaries outline the legacies of steven spielberg and alfred hitchcock,0
russian athlete dedicates olympic medal to 'unfairly' banned compatriots,0
world's jews celebrate christmas with ceremonial re-murdering of christ,1
don't ask me to 'get over' my history with breast cancer,0
recurring zhang ziyi fantasy always involves getting kicked in the face,1
the president of israel reaches out to palestinian arabs of israeli citizenship,0
9/11 memorial curators decide not to display swastika formed by twisted girders found at ground zero,1
fighting and airstrikes continue throughout yemen as dialogue remains distant,0
cash-strapped moviepass limiting new users to one movie filmed in ceo's backyard per month,1
pool owner has bathing suit that touched his penis you can borrow,1
trump aims to limit the education department's influence in new order,0
recognizing the gift each moment bears is a mindfulness practice,0
emma thompson thinks there are many more harvey weinsteins in hollywood,0
universities are trying to teach faculty how to spot microaggressions,0
oxford english dictionary to add 'skype' and 'coat' to latest edition,1
receipt brazenly placed in bag without permission,1
spirits in the night,0
fifth baby barely showered,1
kids in bus accident mocked by kids in passing bus,1
pet gerbil has been absolutely crushing it lately,1
spot-on video sums up the wildly different lives of cat and dog owners,0
this chinese video ​explains​ why beijing rejects the south china sea ruling,0
who urges end to routine antibiotic use in farm animals to stem rise of superbugs,0
faith healer loses patient during routine miracle,1
zagat editor a 'nice guy' but 'kind of boring',1
protesters rally against gop health care plan at senate office building,0
trump promises government will continue to fund all essential mar-a-lago staff during shutdown,1
the dawn of old face: turning 30 is all the terrible things they said it would be,0
breaking: can anyone ever truly know anything? what is the truth?,1
"professor slammed to the ground by police, arrested for allegedly assaulting an officer",0
new study finds best way to determine if you are android still cutting open forearm to reveal circuitry within,1
journey of self-discovery leads man to realization he doesn't care,1
cc sabathia opens up for first time since entering rehab,0
video game shopkeeper starting to get suspicious after selling 800 bombs to player,1
aging father struggling to keep family's personal failings straight,1
louvre curators hurry to display ugly van gogh donor gave them before surprise visit,1
local pet store sells living things to just anyone off the street,1
monday's morning email: stormy daniels opens up about trump,0
man in international airport only speaks business,1
teen gives up smoking pot after seeing parents high,1
nasa acquires moon for kennedy space center exhibit,1
president barack obama slams 'repeal and delay' approach to affordable care act,0
drink me now: go green with pistachios,0
thousands of rats tumble about uncontrollably inside snoopy balloon high above thanksgiving day parade,1
abandoning voters of color would be immoral and shortsighted,0
kasich hastily paints name on side of skyscraper in attempt to woo new york voters,1
kim kardashian tries to explain why she's famous to a toddler,0
james corden's 'melania' longs to be part of our world in 'little mermaid' spoof,0
girl finally speaking up enough for people to critique her speaking voice,1
woman accused of heinous sex crimes against 3-year-old and dog,0
new iowa poll finds majority of democrats would vote for candidate named 'bobby cheeseburger',1
tina fey and amy poehler's squad puts taylor swift's to shame on 'snl',0
an invitation to do something about the environment,0
trump claims substantial portions of the u.s.-mexico laser forcefield have already been built,1
rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore,0
holy crap! british artist will cast your anus in bronze (nsfw),0
washington post: maine gov. paul lepage is 'completely unhinged' and should quit,0
historians say it still a mystery how people in ancient times didn't just go crazy and kill themselves,1
nra spokesman: a hebrew?,1
an nfl guide to employee management,0
bts proves k-pop's power with spot on time magazine's most influential list,0
archaeologists discover cave where ancient humans first had to pretend to like friend's art,1
find your rudder,0
study finds people on dates know within 30 seconds if other person is newt gingrich,1
hardened snacker keeps trying to rediscover that first mind-blowing nacho cheese high,1
man failing to heed harsh lessons of past orders sonic bacon cheeseburger toaster,1
minnesota museum to remove gallows exhibit after native american protest,0
area man maps out drinking strategy,1
"just illegalize us already,' nation's assault weapons beg",1
these were the snowiest ski resorts in america last year,0
octopussy' villain louis jourdan dead at 93,0
supreme court to consider lifting class-action bar for millions of workers,0
"two more shipwrecks off libyan coast kill at least 239 migrants, u.n. says",0
wine cooler goes straight to dental-office receptionist's head,1
"run towards (not away from) trump's america: the problem is global, but the solution will be american",0
setting the record straight on sexual assaults on campus,0
"man recalls desperate, exhausting 14-month job search that made him want to get into sales",1
senators target the 'many-headed dragon' of climate change denial,0
"uber ends forced arbitration in individual cases of sexual assault, harassment",0
nation exhibits strange preoccupation with manner in which food is processed,1
california debates 'yes means yes' sex assault law,0
from brothers to enemies: how syria's war has divided families,0
25-year-old mayor wanted for running her town with whatsapp,0
"local man knows he moved to minneapolis for something, but can't remember what",1
"well, that was cool,' say archaeologists before dumping bones of king richard iii back into hole",1
79-year-old still saving for future,1
gun show vendor jokes with insane customer about how he hopes he's not insane,1
former bernie supporters canvass for clinton in critical philly suburbs,0
worse than watergate: trump's constitutional crisis,0
hillary clinton relaxing before debate with few hours of debate practice,1
"uber charges passenger over $14,000 for 5-mile ride across toronto",0
"guy at bar had similar experience, but better",1
obama clinches 'joe cabernet sauvignon' vote,1
child at that awkward age where no one cares what he thinks and he's constantly in the way,1
newborn constantly terrorized by horrifying shapeless blobs,1
new urban visor blocks out the poor,1
venus added to registry of historically significant planets,1
the rise and fall of the blackberry: an interview with  jacquie mcnish and sean silcoff,0
ecuadorian embassy runs ad seeking 'no drama' tenant for newly vacant room,1
a playful reminder not to get too stressed out by parenting advice,0
nfl star shows off insane speed on treadmill,0
biden busted in dnc parking lot selling bootleg 'i'm with her' t-shirts,1
man who encourages child's destructive id referred to as 'good with kids',1
person cropped out of match.com picture clearly buzz lightyear,1
wild-eyed sears ceo convinced these the flannel pajama pants that will turn everything around,1
"lost jack london manuscript, 'the doggy,' found",1
"vatican declares hours between 3 a.m., 5:30 a.m. 'ungodly'",1
the history of how salt and pepper became the world's most popular pairing,0
appeals court blocks d.c. gun law restricting concealed carry,0
colorado wildfire spreads to moon,1
royal baby speaks first words,1
korean 'fifty shades' parody has crazy twist you won't see coming,0
there's a reason powerful americans love to attack black sports figures,0
lawyers opposing health care law cite kids-with-pre-existing-conditions-can-go-fuck-themselves clause,1
"depressed, butter-covered tom vilsack enters sixth day of corn bender after losing vp spot",1
trump is setting the stage to fire mueller,0
paul lepage wants to bring back the guillotine for drug traffickers,0
paul ryan delivers impassioned 10-minute pained facial expression,1
girl you could've slept with pretty successful now,1
onion social cracks down on sexual harassment by banning all women from platform,1
roger stone says his conversation with dnc hackers was 'completely innocuous',0
"war on string may be unwinnable, says cat general",1
"north korea open to talks with u.s., south korea's presidential office says",0
"according to nutritional information, local man just had 16 servings of fritos",1
"everyone doing it, schoolyard sources allege",1
if area dad steps on legos one more time,1
sources: hackers vandalized drudge report for last 15 years,1
increasingly horrified man listens to self explain what he does for a living,1
report: media coverage of bear attacks may be biased,1
dad spends entire vacation 8 steps ahead of family,1
souter hopes roberts is into birds,1
"huffpost hill - trump bribes company to send jobs to mexico, scores huge win",0
congress launches national congress-awareness week,1
dateline nbc report inspired by actual events,1
this designer is giving the olsen twins a run for their money,0
report: dzhokhar tsarnaev left really nice thank-you note to boat owner,1
world rejoices as grumpy cat and her shitty attitude dead forever,1
nearly 1 in 10 children not enrolled in school: un,0
a message to my serbian friends in response to the incident in belgrade,0
american museum of natural history acquires rare third-grader separated from group on class trip,1
right to own handheld device that shoots deadly metal pellets at high speed worth all of this,1
"man tries to kill spider with lighter, starts gas station blaze",0
stephen colbert: it's time for john kelly to spank the president,0
true detective' fan develops elaborate theory he will be let down by season finale,1
"snoop dogg helps give out 1,500 turkeys to families in need",0
minnesota republican attacks her democratic opponent for being 'lgbt' and 'half black',0
11 great movies from 2016 that you can stream on netflix (and 1 on hulu),0
washington state man jailed after attacking three gay seattle men,0
"as more borders close, families rush for refuge",0
"gwyneth paltrow reveals secret to her healthy, radiant skin eating 20 pounds of kielbasa a day",1
bernie sanders is running against hillary clinton and losing against time,0
man in break room can still hear time clock ticking loudly,1
thomas the tank engine a little uneasy with his broad autistic following,1
kentucky dmv introduces game of chicken to driver's test,1
junior building inspector closes down tree house,1
afeni shakur showed the power of black motherhood,0
freezing woman dining outside desperately clutching cloth napkin for warmth,1
"hanes, fruit of the loom locked in bitter struggle no one else aware of",1
pregnant kim kardashian and kylie jenner rock sister crop tops,0
michigan supreme court slams the door on jill stein's recount case,0
your weight is just a symptom,0
authorities urge louisiana residents to evacuate dangerous lower income brackets,1
area man thinks movie he saw should have been nominated,1
man feeling pressure to live up to conversation between barber and customer in next chair,1
sixty seconds of art,0
what happens when parents read their daughters' tinder messages,0
local teen walks in on family masturbating,1
friday's morning email: inside the sexual harassment allegations against movie mogul harvey weinstein,0
21 useful white elephant gifts under $20,0
america's love affair with jim breuer to start any day now,1
new macrowave can defrost a roast in 72 hours,1
a labor day cheer for economic nationalism,0
siblings each hoping other one will take care of aging parents someday,1
3 things you should know about learning disabilities,0
philippine mud wins in landslide,1
it's not the '80s anymore: transition-related care is basic health care,0
"flashback: ferguson cops beat man, charged him for bleeding on their uniforms",0
increasingly anxious man worried order confirmation email never going to come,1
"paul ryan smiles, thumbs up way through question about specificity of tax plan",1
k-pop fans lost their minds during the winter olympics closing ceremony,0
nasa designers release flirty new space skirt,1
"tina frost, las vegas shooting victim, wakes from coma",0
4 parenting tips that are music to your ears,0
"nothing ordinary' about multinational chain of pepsico-owned, mexican-themed fast food outlets",1
fox news stars at the gop convention really don't want to talk about roger ailes,0
audio guide clearly hates degas,1
portraits of librarians celebrate america's bookish unsung heroes,0
teacher wishes she could inspire one of the more popular students,1
holding universities accountable,0
the problem with science journalism: we've forgotten that reality matters most,0
congress raises livestock minimum wage to $6.50 per hour,1
sexualized octogenarian flapper girl still earning living for someone,1
"donald trump is unqualified to be president, majority of american voters say",0
child assured it will be long time before he dies,1
trucking industry honors methamphetamines,1
academy awards viewership hit a record low this year,0
opium-inspired ad executive composes epic tums jingle,1
friend's mom tearing it up on facebook,1
pope francis carves roast cherub for vatican christmas dinner,1
"for-profit company threatened to jail people for not paying traffic fines, lawsuit says",0
lady gaga quashes rumors that she ever thought bradley cooper talented in any way,1
brazil president dilma rousseff suspended after senate votes for impeachment trial,0
anne frank center blasts trump's limp anti-semitism response,0
side effects sound awesome,1
the problem with fake news? 'real' news is bogus too,0
all of pregnant woman's favorite names used up on cats,1
"a surprising way to organize books, from mark cutler (video)",0
department-store santa told to push chinaware,1
cincinnati zoo's premature baby hippo takes wobbly first steps,0
"man craving some kind of human connection that would let him know he's not alone in this world, sliders",1
"a megadrought looms, and we can't just wait for more rain to stop it",0
judge declares aerobics instructor too fit to stand trial,1
new documentary to finally shed light on nation's fast food chains,1
look: these blue sea creatures recently washed ashore in california,0
not forgotten: the health and rights of rohingya women and girls,0
"trumpcare is coming to iowa, and your state may be next",0
nation suddenly feels old after seeing nick-at-nite lineup,1
"fed: 'if jobs are meant to be with us, they'll come back on their own'",1
science-fiction novel posits future where characters are hastily sketched,1
jay-z gets concert crowd to sing happy birthday to beyoncé,0
guy who used drawing of self on dating website must be fun and also attractive,1
"in louisiana, a plan to relocate the country's first 'climate refugees' hits a roadblock",0
nabisco discontinues wheat thicks,1
woman profoundly moved by lyrics artist put zero time or effort into,1
area ostrich lashes out against unnecessarily restrictive zoning laws,1
sexual assault survivors' rights act of 2016: 'our nation's laws stand firmly on the side of survivors',0
seth meyers rips jeff sessions for halting his donald trump party,0
amazon is starting black friday sales a full week early,0
chris christie's political confidant and new jersey pension overseer resigns,0
ben carson suggests obama's iran deal is 'anti-semitic',0
emma watson donates $1.4 million to fight sex harassment in curtain raiser to baftas,0
"big coal funded this prominent climate change denier, docs reveal",0
report: americans waste enough food each year to give over 1 billion third world residents diabetes,1
"khloe kardashian thanks fans for their 'patience,' resumes website and app content",0
"earth safe, but for how long?",1
"new instant lottery game features three ways to win, 19,839,947 ways to lose",1
nyt: bloomberg planning independent presidential run,0
archaeologists uncover greek amphitheater where first prick saved seats,1
warcraft' trailer debuts at blizzcon,0
legends of new york's latex ball celebrate the history of voguing,0
steven tyler says he just wants joe perry to live after latest health scare,0
study finds exposure to violent children causes increased aggression in video game characters,1
seth meyers shreds gop hypocrisy over donald trump's attacks on amazon,0
opposition protesters rally in venezuela against president maduro,0
forensic evidence shows signs of feeble struggle,1
three simple steps to not take a bad day home,0
another entry in the files of 'jennifer lopez is better at dubsmash than you',0
three of man's closest relationships with brands,1
here's why the college admissions process is bonkers,0
another thing colin powell said in those leaked emails? dick cheney is an idiot.,0
rubio's mysterious credit card data revealed,0
new babysitter can already tell this kind of kid who gets naked for no reason,1
the top italy tours for 2015,0
rock fans outraged as bob dylan goes electronica,1
"how a night with arianna huffington changed my life (also, she smells really good)",0
restaurant that never has customers celebrates fifth weird year,1
home homosexuality test now available,1
modern family' appears at 9 p.m. just as prophesied in 'tv guide',1
masturbating mom can't get bobby flay southwestern eggs demo to stop buffering,1
your favorite disney fairy tales are being retold through classic paintings,0
rape victims in u.s. made to pay part of the medical bill,0
the most important things we know after nfl week 3,0
jose fernandez had cocaine in system during fatal boat crash,0
cash-strapped school district furloughs hundreds of nonessential children,1
lovelorn app aches to know your location,1
why everybody loves seniors on airbnb,0
leonardo dicaprio hopes he screamed and cried good enough in 'the revenant' to win oscar,1
plan 'l' switched to,1
stephen colbert does the real math on donald trump's promised border wall,0
going out on a limb: will the democrats hold onto the senate?,0
bel-air homeowners association issues fine to resident with unapproved wildfire in front yard,1
this tattoo shop is creating a safe and accepting space for queer bodies,0
grassroots activists are leading the way on the addiction crisis,0
what's in a name?,0
house democrats forced to move all their things back into disgusting minority locker room,1
gop leaders say they're not giving up on repeal vote this week,0
carbon-monoxide detector with snooze button recalled,1
chartering the 90 miles: millennials in cuba and the u.s.,0
church sign vandalized by satan,1
cnn's chris cuomo says reza aslan's 'tone' shows why people are 'fearful' of islam,0
why i went to the paris climate talks,0
i was hit by the car attack in charlottesville,0
"we count, so count us: three reasons it's important to collect census data on lgbtq people",0
new historical drama just 90 minutes of woman holding up petticoats while running through open field,1
this video about worry will really make you think,0
"in this cleveland family, anti-trump doesn't always mean pro-clinton",0
wealthy father nervously waits for response after sending donations to son's top college choices,1
club for growth attacks donald trump with new ads in iowa,0
mourners gather to remember the life of keith lamont scott,0
"apple, taxes, and the social contract of global corporate citizens",0
sparrow thinks it might have caught bird flu after puking seeds all morning,1
security removes biden's rowdy buddies from auditorium,1
bar mitzvah transforms jewish boy into elderly man,1
matt damon appears fully nude for first time in local man's imagination,1
length of relationship mistaken for quality of relationship,1
fbi launches nationwide manhunt for new office manager,1
wendy whelan's farewell performance at nycb featured 'after the rain' pas de deux,0
commence to move forward,0
time-warner ceo announces plans to merge with secretary,1
stephen colbert reveals the back-up slogans for donald trump's 2020 campaign,0
networks will interrupt daytime shows for real-life soap as comey testifies,0
family feud pollster tired of asking strangers to name a fruit typically served with breakfast,1
"in the 'bad moms christmas' trailer, the bad moms' moms are crashing the party",0
the gun industry's next big thing is neither big nor new,0
kelly rowland's favorite tips for expecting moms,0
older but still young at heart,0
establishment rallies 'round rubio,0
15 convenient last-minute gifts you can snag at the drugstore,0
marco rubio avoids criticizing jeb bush after debate tussle over missed senate votes,0
making sure internet explorer doesn't replace actual exploring,0
christian theme park features world's largest spanking machine,1
11 life lessons i learned from my year of running,0
grounded plane makes snow angel on tarmac,1
16 valentine's day jewelry ideas for girlfriends who hate corny stuff,0
11 doodles to help you hang in there after heartbreak,0
lawyers opposing health care law cite kids-with-pre-existing-conditions-can-go-fuck-themselves clause,1
polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip,0
tommy wiseau is about to star in another weird movie. here's what to expect.,0
"even as 2018 looms, most in congress nearly always vote with trump",0
woman had no idea participating in 5k walk could be so unrewarding,1
6 things you need to know now about obamacare's cadillac tax,0
lil jon had to tell trump why calling him an 'uncle tom' was not ok,0
"rover runs into trouble, turns back",0
"in 'margaritaville,' broadway's lisa howard finds strength and self-worth",0
texas governor warns it could be decades before state fully ready to talk about climate change,1
movie characters happen to pass through pamplona on the one week bulls run,1
mrs. butterworth's bottle central to terrifying lsd experience,1
man who stood and watched robbery acted on pure instinct,1
ted cruz: the media salivates when criminals are republican,0
"kushner: 'i did not collude, but i pretty much have to say that, right?'",1
report: majority of americans experience profound sense of dread when asked to name favorite music,1
area couple not sure if sex was tantric,1
"o'reilly indeed embellishing war reporting experience, says cbs colleague",0
god' tells colbert that all these religious site visits make trump seem thirsty,0
co-op casino robbed again,1
why we don't know the size of the transgender population,0
best buy employee wearing different colored shirt for some reason,1
gm wants to fill the gap volkswagen's dieselgate scandal left,0
"actually, donald trump told republicans all along how little he respects democracy",0
bob hope happy to see so many troops in heaven,1
shameless new dad uses craigslist to try to hook up with his wife's delivery nurse,0
kissinger instructs palin on finer points of clandestine carpet bombing,1
ant born,1
the nuisance of nuance: one president's doubling down on the dumbing down of american politics,0
dave chappelle reprises 'chappelle's show' characters for 'walking dead' spoof on 'snl',0
ravens take out rival steelers in playoff grudge match,0
rare pokemon sparks massive stampede in taiwan,0
a response to letters defending the japanese american incarceration in the la times,0
"literary historians uncover collection of breezy, upbeat edgar allan poe writings penned after author took up jogging",1
terrorism fan site full of spoilers,1
my kids eat chicken nuggets (and other parenting atrocities),0
donald trump thinks north carolina got it wrong on anti-lgbt bathroom bill,0
quaker releases new plain flavor-blasted rice cakes,1
apparently werewolf was allergic to peanuts,1
get your quick and dirty arts education with haiku reviews,0
the end of shared sacrifice set in stone: yale as metaphor,0
secret service agent learning a lot from malia's '18th century european history' seminar,1
a new kind of valentine's day,0
james corden takes his feud with usain bolt to hilarious new heights,0
latest online security breach forces mom to change post-it,1
promotional jacket worn everywhere,1
hemmed-in seattle mayor calls for emergency deforestation,1
tae kwon do instructor gets little thrill out of pairing off completely mismatched 8-year-olds,1
report: uttering phrase 'easy does it' prevents 78% of drywall damage while moving furniture,1
how to choose a worthwhile organization,0
kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter,0
koch brothers furious kavanaugh never disclosed that nation might care about sexual abuse,1
report: average american consuming 4 ounces of cheese right now,1
dzhokar tsarnaev finally moves off campus,1
loretta lynch: orlando shooting was an 'act of hate and terror',0
las vegas casino owners announce plans to tear down don rickles,1
un chief warns that women's rights are under attack worldwide,0
report: majority of americans now answering to name 'lardface',1
zeev aram (video),0
bob saget says mentor bill cosby has been 'tarnished' by 'despicable' acts,0
the oldest people in the world share their secrets,0
skittles highway spill reveals awful trend in the food industry,0
man on verge of self-realization instead turns to god,1
smokers at party only ones to make it to fire escape in time,1
emma thompson thinks there are many more harvey weinsteins in hollywood,0
zales introduces new line of casual dating diamond rings,1
prima donna species just has to have every part of natural habitat intact,1
wednesday's morning email: trump to meet with mexico's president,0
adrift in love for two nations,0
john travolta is very thankful for 'dick poop',0
ferguson decision reaffirms right of police to use deadly force when they feel sufficiently inclined,1
the ukraine: what would churchill do?,0
backstreet boys become backstreet men in backstreet ritual,1
"okay, i'm ready to speak to you under oath,' says eric trump from beneath rubber donald trump mask",1
"jon hendricks, legendary jazz and vocalese singer, dies at 96",0
"cowboys and indians, yes.  indians and occupiers?  let's think about that",0
advertiser thought this sponsored post was good idea,1
5 easy weight-loss tips that really work,0
andrew cuomo creates special unit to investigate post-election surge in hate crimes,0
how to make this glitter eyeliner from fashion week work in real life,0
a new 9/11 gift shop,0
botanists vow not to discuss botany during after-work drinks,1
loft apartments converted to mayonnaise factory,1
sxsw apologizes for asking u.s. olympian ibtihaj muhammad to remove hijab,0
why change sucks even when you're middle age,0
gifs: the memphis grizzlies weathered this epic oklahoma city thunder storm,0
new freestyle rap card game is bringing hip-hop culture to your tabletop,0
"thanks to kickstarter, thousands of endangered penguins will get new homes",0
struggling justice alito sent down to lower federal court,1
stop what you're doing and watch chuck schumer bust a move,0
study: coffee drinkers at far higher risk of having mug crash to floor in slow motion after hearing their father is dead,1
kendall jenner looks red hot on the red carpet,0
george r.r. martin promises fans 'the winds of winter' is nearly started,1
bernie sanders repeatedly scolded for attempting to unionize debate moderators,1
firefighter who took in friend's 6 kids after he died on 9/11 gets best father's day gift ever,0
oscars 2018: the complete winners list,0
donald trump renews call for courts to reinstate travel ban after london incident,0
report: economy must be doing pretty well if entire season of 'bones' online for free,1
hillary clinton reveals what's more important than her campaign,0
facebook clarifies site not intended to be users' primary information source,1
trump launches another sexist tweet in newest attack on 'morning joe' hosts,0
jimmy kimmel accuses clothing company of 'stealing ideas' from his daughter,0
"uber halts self-driving car tests in california, where it didn't test much anyway",0
north carolina governor's bathroom obsession has been years in the making,0
the powerful reason this woman forgave her sexual abuser,0
jon stewart dancing to drake is the one video you need to see today,0
guess which reality star went all out at comic-con,0
i'm so ready for more queer black girl celebrity couples,0
non-dominant hand completely botches nail clipping job,1
jessica chastain got octavia spencer equal pay and more on their new film,0
area stadium inadequate,1
kids' adorable observations about the world may have been crucial to their survival,0
11 ways to feel beautiful that will cost absolutely nothing,0
michael j. fox visibly excited by return to tv,1
"let's all say what we're grateful for,' says mother who apparently believes she's in a norman fucking rockwell painting",1
bob dole picked off by large hawk circling arena parking lot,1
"it's not you, it's me: are your behaviors holding you back?",0
dip good,1
the feeling to ignore when you're on an emotional roller coaster,0
deadly clashes erupt as venezuela holds widely boycotted election,0
veteran brita filter's tour of duty extended another 3 months,1
shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month,1
diego luna's short film celebrates 'the immigrants that make the u.s. great',0
megachurch pastor abruptly retires after allegations of improper conduct go public,0
breakroom tension at all-time high following mug dispute,1
this third grader's advice is all you need for a happy life,0
we got top pollsters to recount the most bizarre things they've ever polled,0
camera falls out of love with melanie griffith,1
khloe kardashian will help the heartbroken get a 'revenge body' on new reality series,0
glorious heyday of youth spent in parking lot,1
man purchasing pair of red pants better be ready to put up or shut up,1
kristen bell shared a hilarious story about pumping while working,0
"sens. mccain, graham: trump's order could become 'self-inflicted wound' in terror fight",0
systems administrator would so fuck new trainee,1
eva longoria tans self out of visible spectrum,1
peter strzok summoned before congress again for texts calling trey gowdy 'a pissy little shithead',1
nation's liberals not sure what to think after hearing special counsel has waterboarded every suspect in trump investigation,1
real-life stranger on a train less interesting than hitchcock version,1
michael jordan displeased with this week's burnt offerings,1
ohio moves to ban abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy,0
love letter made longer by increasing margins,1
"paul ryan reverses course, accepts house chaplain rescinding resignation",0
7 workout rules you can totally ignore,0
dead facebook friend from high school still has cartman profile picture,1
glade introduces new spring meadow fire extinguisher,1
white house announces sasha obama to now be played by britney watkins,1
u.s. upset after aliens land in italy,1
trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions,0
report: 17 new species of bacteria found every day in world's rainforest cafés,1
new domino's app allows customer to track pizza's movement through digestive system,1
rachel maddow stands by her trump tax reporting,0
katie couric winces at word 'vagina',1
nick offerman is ready to hang up his mustache,0
benadryl introduces new non-drowsy allergy dart,1
huffpollster: how do you ask about a senate race like kansas?,0
kareem abdul-jabbar speaks out against ben carson's anti-muslim comments,0
black man given nation's worst job,1
huffpollster: even christmas isn't safe from partisanship,0
anne geddes starting to lose it,1
man assumed celebrity sighting would do more for his career,1
"chelsea manning: to those who kept me alive all these years, thank you",0
hunter s. thompson shoots mouth off one last time,1
even tesla fanatics are shocked by model 3 preorders,0
you may be funding the gun lobby without even knowing it,0
we must increase food aid during time of famine,0
rex tillerson says u.s. committed to nato in first alliance meeting,0
25 worst original names of famous bands,0
a model for the future: funding the end of childhood illness together,0
ventriloquist dummy crosses line in suggesting partner is actual dummy,1
"to curb rising costs, experts call for ban on prescription drug ads",0
do you have to pay income taxes on social security benefits?,0
the end of 'shrink it and pink it': a history of advertisers missing the mark with women,0
nation suspects leads in local high school play may be dating,1
"hundreds of thousands on precipice of losing everything, yet no one seems to care?",0
the 3 (unlikely) artists i'm obsessing over this year,0
drexel professor says 'white genocide' holiday wish was 'satirical',0
white house guidance counselor recommends clinton consider career in hotel management,1
gop completely fixes economy by canceling funding for npr,1
people's climate march in lima unites citizen voices of the americas,0
vanquished foe's skull makes surprisingly bad wine goblet,1
bin laden sends belated threat to israel for 60th birthday,1
clinton takes campaign staff to little hole-in-the-wall financial institution not many people know about,1
"in argentina, the supreme court spurs national outrage with leniency for a 'dirty war' criminal",0
trump confidant floats crazy rbg-for-merrick-garland scotus swap,0
addressing spiritual bullying: a faith fable,0
college newspaper staff know exactly how they would respond if editorial freedom challenged,1
report: climate change to force people to double ice cream consumption speed by 2050,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 2,0
man builds house he designed when he was eight years old,1
election experts warn maine's voting system leads to greater risk of getting finger pinched by live lobster stuffed into ballot box,1
university of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit,0
7 ways to cook up chemistry through conversation,0
senate resolution celebrating second founding is just the beginning,0
presidential debate to be accompanied by sultry latin beat,1
how robert reich is persuading the country to fight for economic equality,0
mark zuckerberg apologizes to congress for not realizing scope of his genius,1
trump suggests he could handle press briefings instead of sean spicer,0
report: more americans willing to accept female wonder woman,1
jury selection proving difficult in trial of 'the jury killer',1
stephen curry thinks the warriors will lose before the panthers,0
sheldon adelson: party hack,0
"just keep swimming, finding dory is fun for the whole family!",0
the no-problem problem,0
"on memorial day, a look inside the lives of u.s. service members in afghanistan",0
texan feels emotionally empty after chili cook-off,1
area man thought he had more forks than this,1
paintball team visits vietnam memorial,1
fat kid just wants to watch you guys play,1
palin brushing up on foreign policy at epcot,1
create the ultimate 'boomer cave' from your empty nest,0
area man to run naked through streets tonight no matter who wins election,1
area woman can't understand concept of suggested donation,1
county fair judges blown away by heifer,1
dad busts his daughter for drinking in the most epic way possible,0
god wedges another cherub beneath leg to level wobbly throne,1
"adele dresses up as dolly parton, to make her feel her love",0
family dinner successfully covers topics of movies and tv,1
5 money lessons to teach our daughters,0
james blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge,0
frugal star wars fan camping out in front of 99-cent theater,1
brandy sang on the nyc subway and nobody noticed,0
study finds health benefits associated with seriously considering going vegetarian for a while now,1
funeral attendees getting misty-eyed during first dance with corpse,1
"domhnall gleeson, that 'nasty piece of work' general hux, is one of today's brightest actors",0
shop class in rich school district just teaches students how to deal with general contractors,1
new custard could cause worldwide flandemic,1
"june, weddings and father's day",0
"israel adds palestinian teen to terror victim memorial, sparking praise and protest",0
france's far-right leader calls on europeans to follow u.s. and 'wake up',0
fed-up employee just about 14 years away from walking out door,1
"you did the best you could,' says iron man action figure voiced by despondent toys 'r' us ceo packing up office",1
bob corker accuses wolf blitzer of 'having a great time' pressing him about tax bill vote,0
bashar al-assad tries tiny bit of sarin gas on self to see what it's like,1
kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie,0
cable ace award thrown out in apartment move,1
"dear supreme court, our daughter is watching",0
your republican friend to explain why paul ryan is great choice,1
5 things not to say to a transgender person (and 3 things you should),0
the justice department pledge to prosecute white-collar criminals is about to face a major test,0
trump uses daca setback to launch new attack on court system,0
"here's what we learned during this miserable, endless election year",0
theresa may recommits to nhs after receiving stark reminder of abysmal state of u.s. mental health care,1
apparently facebook friend under impression ron paul still running for major federal office,1
bus transporting carnival cruise passengers crashes into sewage treatment plant,1
emotionally abusive social media site continuously manipulating woman into staying,1
"kansas will remain a free state, inshallah",0
"lawsuit against uber by driver charged with murder a hoax, court says",0
washington's hobby lobby lobbies to strengthen hobbies,1
"dubai unveils plans for marsa al arab, a $1.7 billion island resort",0
just how is obama's foreign policy a failure?,0
mike pence's 'hamilton' recollection conflicts with donald trump's take,0
area dad figures he's got at least three more months of screwing around before son gains ability to form long-term memories,1
"desperate starbucks now pleading for people to masturbate, use drugs in its restrooms",1
leslie jones website hack under investigation by department of homeland security,0
cvs cashier can't wait to accept $20 bill from customer purchasing 3 different cough medications,1
poll: some would choose 'meteor hitting the earth' over trump or clinton,0
toddler unsettled by whatever possessed her to bite friend's face,1
breaking bad' ends with reveal that whole series was plot of book marie shoplifted,1
balanced budget amendment fails amid gop fiscal hypocrisy,0
the 'gilmore girls' cast reunited at atx and it was magical,0
love wins in singer dyllan murray's heartfelt new music video,0
bill hader is abso-moochly perfect as anthony scaramucci on 'snl: weekend update',0
how to make cereal milk ice cream,0
chinese astronomers inform beijing residents sky will be visible for rare 2-minute window tomorrow morning,1
trump's deal with democrats gives proof to fans and critics alike,0
republicans outraged by inaccuracies in metallica documentary,1
mothers who breastfeed might have lower multiple sclerosis risk,0
"how to eat healthy around the world (bone broth, anyone?)",0
recount reveals nader defeated,1
pregnant woman glows with rage,1
jakob dylan still not convinced father a better songwriter,1
brothers linked to assad gave thousands to dennis kucinich's ohio political machine,0
getting totally bushed,0
in their own words: girls on self-esteem,0
is toxic algae good for you?,0
hackers could tap into 'smart' baby monitors with ease: researchers,0
92% of area woman's holiday recipes involve pulverizing bag of oreos,1
grounded plane makes snow angel on tarmac,1
revlon unveils new age-defying monster makeup,1
huffpollster: electoral college estimates show hillary clinton beating donald trump and ted cruz,0
why uber should hire a woman ceo,0
tank rolls by living room window,1
15 photos of hot dudes supporting bernie sanders to make you #feelthebern,0
wedding videographer clearly shooting side project during ceremony,1
palestinian teen dies after being shot by israeli forces in gaza protests,0
hillary clinton speech interrupted by black student activists,0
"scott bakula turns 43, newspaper reports",1
man with big stick to lead russia,1
flu takes down biggest guy in office as warning to rest of staff,1
fiat chrysler to be hit with record $105 million fine over safety recalls,0
what happened when this writer matched with martin shkreli on tinder,0
beer aisle scanned for something asshole friend won't mock,1
virginia shooting somehow proves what every single american has been saying all along,1
p is for p*ssy' is the alphabet book of your wet dreams,0
shadow of intrigue surrounds local news station's satellite truck,1
if grown-ups faced the same problems kids do,0
katy perry shines bright like a diamond,0
more american women expect to have children in the future,0
my 8 favorite beauty products,0
man just needs to power through another day of not being broke and unemployed,1
here's why jake gyllenhaal didn't sweat playing gay in 'brokeback mountain',0
trump's travel ban does nothing to stop the most deadly form of terror in the u.s.,0
chicago judge orders access to free lawyers at police stations,0
secret service wanted to leak 'embarrassing' info on congressman,0
a 'sea of black masks': prosecutors open felony trial of inauguration protesters,0
horrible boogie boarding accident leaves man totally bummed below the neck,1
a trainwreck of bad refereeing just saved the nba playoffs,0
the best decluttering advice we've heard,0
dazed mike pence wakes up 15 miles outside d.c. after asking god to deliver him from evil,1
every book on area woman's shelves somehow related to coping,1
trump dismisses accusers as women,1
cdc attempts to put ebola outbreak in perspective by releasing list of worse ways to die,1
last remaining novelist dies in captivity,1
growing 'fat-earther' movement believes planet 2.4 quintillion pounds overweight,1
tv viewers outraged at timing of commercial break,1
james corden shuts down bill o'reilly's slavery comments,0
kid who hugged cop in viral protest photo feared dead in family car plunge,0
jonathan adler's stunning new hotel project has a powerful mission,0
fbi raids fridge,1
report: there an adult superstore off exit 16,1
vilsack stays up all night with sick corn plant,1
jogging-suit shortage threatens nation's seniors,1
failure is an essential element of success,0
"aarp blasted as out of touch, past its prime",1
why writers must plan to be surprised,0
list of names on gchat sidebar like a portal into area man's past lives,1
"as ed gillespie's campaign goes, so goes the memory of the civil war",0
the views from this italian city will take your breath away,0
kanye west's partnership with adidas is about to get huge,0
"police fatally shoot black man in san diego suburb, sparking protests",0
biden now a purple belt,1
musings after a day at the museum,0
pope's renal system proves fallible,1
study: 90% of bike accidents preventable by buying car like a normal person,1
leave no votes on the table: engaging latinos in georgia and kansas,0
laser pointer aimed toward space in 1997 finally annoying planet 13 light-years away,1
mitt romney tweets he's not donald trump's secretary of state pick,0
burger king's royal taster found dead,1
denzel washington doesn't think hollywood has a colorism problem,0
congress puts aside partisan differences for good of military contractors,1
"thoughts on 54 below, 'blood brothers' and cabaret",0
waiter seriously needs his apps,1
don't sweat the sweat stuff,0
more employers may be using temps to skirt immigration laws,0
roommates still don't know each other well enough to not speak,1
man waiting to see how few more decades of racial violence play out before taking action,1
chicago public schools celebrate fifth straight day without any student violence,1
twitter introduces red x mark to verify users it's okay to harass,1
congress sends trump legislation for disaster aid and debt limit increase,0
lana del rey and stevie nicks to cast a joint musical spell on upcoming album,0
ancient flying beast named after 'avatar' creature,0
composer dan licht on writing for dexter,0
listen to this 911 call and decide for yourself if turkeys have declared war,0
mexico in the making: the emerging tech and entrepreneurship community,0
malaysia arrests north korean man as row over kim jong nam's death escalates,0
trump won't endorse paul ryan or john mccain,0
video shows the heartbreak of loving someone with alzheimer's,0
"the weeknd, mark ronson and bruno mars lead soul train nominations",0
man overjoyed he no longer has to purchase entire day's worth of egg mcmuffins in morning,1
these posts reveal the terrible double standard of how we handle black death,0
"5 (easy, fun) tips to prevent summer slide",0
watch bill murray turn march madness to gladness once again,0
poke with stick confirms raccoon's death,1
another vietnamese activist slapped with prison sentence for toxic spill criticism,0
"climate scientists are like 'doomsday street preachers,' fox guest says",0
lamelo ball scores 92 points in a single high school basketball game,0
"court summons comes with 1,025 free hours of aol",1
parents drop fake treating-you-like-an-adult act half-hour into visit,1
trump's deadly embrace of israel,0
flesh-eating bacteria wishing it hadn't filled up on foot,1
supreme court debuts new spaghetti strap sun-robes for spring,1
mom recommends previously unheard-of form of transportation son could take to get home,1
trump's department of homeland security is cruelly separating asylum-seeking families,0
another times square 'spider-man' arrested,0
trump boys raid sister's closet for sexy clothes they can use to seduce and blackmail robert mueller,1
"report: all the good stuff costs, like, 200 bucks",1
sherwin-williams triumphantly reports nearly half the planet covered in paint,1
fda report finds food prevents hunger 98% of time when properly used,1
where did the freedom go? fight for the accessible information continues,0
tomb of lost egyptian queen discovered,0
james corden takes his feud with usain bolt to hilarious new heights,0
aliens in avocado super bowl ad think we're a bunch of dips,0
#kellyonmymind: reflecting on kelly gissendaner,0
"jay-z: 'on second thought, i like orlando more'",1
warren buffett can't believe he has to live next to powerball winner,1
houghton mifflin harcourt releases new leather-bound philip roth,1
horrified geologists uncover millions of rocks in sprawling mass grave,1
nostalgic scientists rediscover polio vaccine,1
from peach cobbler to banana pudding: 10 delicious labor day desserts,0
nancy pelosi planning to reenergize house by injecting self with blood of young representatives,1
does chasing your dreams scare you? good.,0
66 percent of u.s. citizens object to torture in nonetheless frightening poll,1
getting up close to homophobia,0
tim burton worried he going through a bit of a 14-movie slump,1
translator asks bannon to repeat that last spectral scream during congressional testimony,1
this 14-year-old cellist is making her mark in classical music,0
struggling media company almost desperate enough to hire someone qualified for job,1
trump gives intelligence agencies their daily briefing,1
"corey flintoff unleashes sonorous, pleasantly modulated string of obscenities",1
nyc health department cracks down on food vendors who fail to wipe off meat with rag,1
minotaurs the new vampires' says publishing executive desperate to find new vampires,1
"park rangers lance old faithful in effort to pop clogged, inflamed geyser",1
michael cohen insists he was just in wrong place at wrong time for last 20 years,1
listener consumed by spittle on corner of mouth,1
"dear non-parents, please stop giving parenting advice",0
federal court ruling requires private businesses to install handicapped-accessible wheelchair jumps,1
texas moves to block medicaid funding for planned parenthood,0
house of blues opens drive-thru window,1
the 10 most crushworthy leading women in ya,0
glorious new tomorrow postponed indefinitely,1
"north korea fires multiple missiles, south korean military says",0
nepal calls: part three,0
fbi: six dead not really 'mass' murder,1
discarded banana peel results in tragicomic tableau,1
the importance of increasing efficiency in new york city government,0
trump says he's expanded his proposed muslim ban,0
i am a white woman and i must confront my racism,0
st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me,1
conclude the nuclear deal with iran: failure is not an option,0
bernie sanders is running against hillary clinton and losing against time,0
managing the restless millennial employee,0
cops respond to reports of threats and screams... and find the unexpected,0
dog to allow child 3 more yanks on tail before putting an end to this,1
jonathan lipnicki to star as young 'dark helmet' in spaceballs prequel,1
illustrators depict the everyday items giving hope to child refugees,0
4-year-old shows new doll the ropes,1
10 days that shook the regressive world,0
laptop really getting off from having both usb ports stuffed,1
walletless biden found handcuffed to bedpost,1
zimbabwe's youth defy blackout to organize protests on social media,0
burger king introduces new healthy deep-steamed french fries,1
98 oscar mayer wienermobile car & driver's 10 best wienermobiles list,1
heavily processed food makes pathetic nutritional claims,1
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everything better now in oklahoma city,1
atlantic ocean excited to move into beautiful beachfront mansion soon,1
"un/opcw report blames syria government, islamic state for chemical attacks",0
"study finds mediterranean diet adds years to your life, but only by taking them away from others",1
the inside story of how congress sent the stock market tumbling,0
report: seasonal depression still better than purchasing tiny sunshine lamp,1
target 'dorm room essentials' aisle being browsed exclusively by 30-year-old men with studio apartments,1
high school production of our town features line memorization,1
u.s. weighs bigger role in war in yemen,0
lucky charms' new marshmallow piece is the magical unicorn head,0
madeline albright sworn in as secretary,1
toilet that uses 50 percent less water must be flushed six times,1
master architect constructs most structurally innovative pile of dirty dishes to date,1
acknowledge and move on,0
cherokee nation leader announces 32 red a winner,1
wal-mart greeter at death's door,1
homemade dna test proves trump boys are at least one jar blood,1
americans finally found something to drink that's better than soda,0
aurora releases theater shooting response report,0
activist puts two vampire bats in his mouth ... because?,0
"obama believes black lives matter, but he didn't say it at his final state of the union",0
cool mccain supporter wears 'mccain 2000' shirt to campaign speech,1
donald trump's arrogance is outdated in corporate america,0
airman gets heartwarming welcome home from sorority sisters,0
south african court more than doubles oscar pistorius sentence,0
irs now requiring taxpayers to tip,1
hillary clinton and donald trump are 'borne on the fm waves of the heart',0
kim kardashian's resemblance to cher for halloween is truly uncanny,0
milosevic confesses to crimes against subhumanity,1
nerd has most obscure crush ever,1
cage match settles nothing,1
"song premiere: j.d. mcpherson, 'bossy'",0
chinese takeout restaurant thought it had seen man at his worst,1
overstock.com announces plans to develop original programming,1
is this donald trump's re-election master plan?,0
clinton promises to enact agenda whether or not she elected,1
heartbreaking video shows starving polar bear on warming canadian island,0
kensington palace releases first official photo of prince louis,0
people and other animals:  baby hummingbirds in our incubators means that spring has come,0
to my meant-to-bes: a letter to my failed ivf embryos,0
medics drop soccer player from stretcher; he's ticked,0
trash reading,0
how to break your internet addiction,0
few animals harmed in making of film,1
newspaper formally apologizes to wookiees for a 40-year-old 'star wars' mistake,0
the tools my father gave me,0
20 body changes nobody tells you come before menopause,0
very special' stone age axe discovered,0
how a high-fat diet may be screwing with your brain,0
wrong pre-fab house delivered,1
afterbirthers demand to see obama's placenta,1
slow-motion woman emerges glistening from pool,1
vp pick energizes republican basest,1
havana's forgotten baseball team played a key role in u.s.-cuba relations,0
senior pretty checked out during entire final year,1
"malala yousafzai nearly died for girls' education. today, she started at oxford.",0
what dad wants for father's day according to 9 real dads,0
hillary clinton suspended 3 weeks by fec for spitting on volunteer,1
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celebrities are freaking out as election results roll in,0
report: ocean levels could rise foot or more if lots of people go swimming,1
donald trump plays a dangerous game of telephone,0
"we've seen the future of flight, and it's awesome",0
it's time to kick your phone out of the bedroom,0
a gay take on a pop classic becomes a rallying cry for orlando,0
lifelong newport smoker barely alive with pleasure,1
fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony,1
the 10 carpet design styles you need to know,0
meatless monday: the seed of something great -- seed food and wine festival,0
u.s. judge dismisses copyright infringement case against shakira,0
i am a public school teacher. give me all the refugees you've got!,0
report: murderer who escaped in 1996 remains most successful case of prisoner reintegration,1
it continually surprises me': meet the people of kansas city,0
report: still a few seconds left where plane low enough to crash with everyone surviving,1
museum staff braces for large group wearing same t-shirt,1
first-term congressman brings fresh roadblocks to table,1
gloria steinem warns that donald trump & state laws will endanger women's rights,0
report: only 3% of conversations actually need to happen,1
turkey says it will suspend high-level diplomatic ties with netherlands,0
rupert murdoch bashes as 'nonsense' concerns about sexual harassment at fox,0
senate democrats already willing to work with trump administration,0
teen crafting marketable persona in garage hoping to one day win grammy,1
a bunch of stars just wrapped ava duvernay's 'a wrinkle in time',0
elizabeth warren slams pat toomey for trying to let banks 'swindle' cities and towns,0
parents don't remember enough colors to help with kindergartner's homework,1
atlanta man indicted for pouring boiling water on gay couple,0
cbs news chief on bob schieffer's return: 'how could you sit out a year like this?',0
singing the methane blues,0
"donald trump is as rich as he says, if you do the accounting wrong",0
"nope, christian bale is not playing batman in 'batman v superman'",0
someone made a trump-putin facebook friend anniversary video,0
how the russians won world war iii - a short history,0
wealthy father nervously waits for response after sending donations to son's top college choices,1
humiliated team of cuban doctors forced to continue treating long-dead fidel castro,1
actor matthew mcconaughey agrees to star in whatever,1
"new bomb capable of creating 1,500 new terrorists in single blast",1
5 states to decide whether to legalize marijuana or continue honoring god,1
paul ryan halts push to bring back earmarks,0
how the u.k. government ignored offers to take in more lone children,0
area man shocked to learn there is a butt-oriented magazine he was not aware of,1
report: espn suspends another host for domestic violence comments,0
garner's death is a call to action,0
dallas officer shot at home depot dies. 2 others still in hospital.,0
learning from failure,0
from 13 to 23: a study in artificial maturity,0
majority of time at party spent trying to figure out ride home,1
empire' actor trai byers squashes rumors of wanting to quit the show,0
8 lessons for life while traveling,0
man begins life in new city by taking last ever walk around neighborhood,1
the interview' is having a very good weekend so far,0
a plethora of patio plants,0
dear 2017,0
inside bernie worrell's all-star nyc benefit,0
world map rearranged to accommodate poor geography skills of americans—nations ordered alphabetically,1
miley cyrus under fire in the uk for 'sexually suggestive' mac ad,0
c-suite men stepping down for 'work-life balance' is no step forward,0
fbi investigators struggling to keep track of all the draftkings employees nicknamed 'd-blaze' while sifting through emails,1
it's time to get serious about freedom of religion,0
"to fight radicalization in southeast asia, empower the women",0
"we learn our best lessons when we fail, according to pete carroll",0
single woman getting all dolled up to watch room full of people make out this new year's eve,1
the time i went canoeing with a republican congressman,0
"whoa, classmate got totally hideous over summer vacation",1
nation confused after james comey dedicates entire memoir to in-depth retelling of martha stewart insider trading controversy,1
"a crow didn't touch me, i got my period",0
"pet halloween costumes are the spooky, yet cute trend of 2015",0
secret santa seems to think you a big 'laverne & shirley' fan,1
it will take more than comey's testimony to sink trump,0
"6,000-year-old culture now a 'developing nation'",1
god pissed after learning cost to replace earth's core,1
study: majority of humans happiest when rest of family still asleep,1
uninsured man hopes his symptoms diagnosed this week on house,1
nasa administrator announces he will open his body up to sexual tourism,1
affordability and attainment: student success from acceptance to graduation,0
monday's morning email: stormy daniels opens up about trump,0
david lee roth might as well jump,1
what it's like to lose a patient to suicide as a mental health professional,0
kim kardashian breaks down over kris jenner's reaction to bruce jenner,0
where to find the duchess of cambridge's birth announcement dress,0
"i love my boyfriend, but i hate our relationship: on non-monogamy",0
game of thrones' star reveals tormund's love for brienne extends off screen,0
new co-worker seems like nice enough guy,1
period of time in which parents proud of how much child can eat quickly dwindling,1
novelist obliterates the bundy militia — and oregon's largest newspaper — in 194 words,0
man pushed off plate of chicken wings by larger male,1
brutal reality check turns three,1
u.s. border collie rounds up 11 million illegal immigrants,1
the science-backed ways that  movement boosts your mood,0
routine drunk-driving trip turns tragic for five local teens,1
cia interrogator apologizes profusely after asking question about touchy subject,1
why bernie sanders is in deep trouble in south carolina,0
"joe stevens: queer culture, female roots and making music as a trans man",0
why so many whites think they are discriminated against,0
nation admits there could be a little less porn,1
"gentrification mockumentary asks you to please remember rich, white kids",0
the truth about homepage sliders,0
fda declares munchos to be good source of disodium guanylate,1
trump suggests iran brought deadly terrorist attacks upon itself,0
oscars line up five non-white presenters,0
the house science committee doesn't seem to understand the concept of winter,0
protest sparks after black man shot by police in minneapolis,0
shrimp boat captain worn out from long day of putting human face on crisis,1
4 angels banished from heaven for attempting to unionize,1
freeloading refugee children taking up thousands of prison cells meant for real americans,1
nation's baby boomers hold press conference to announce they all have diseases now,1
the top 10 wedding toast faux pas,0
a day with hiv' campaign tells the powerful stories of those affected by hiv,0
"unemployed man vows to wake up early, finish watching movie",1
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"i was assaulted on campus 20 years ago, and i'm still 'carrying that weight'",0
neither person in conversation knows what hedge fund is,1
compassionate fisherman doesn't have heart to throw trout back into incredibly polluted lake,1
nikki lost 89 pounds: 'any mom will tell you scheduling time to exercise can be very hard',0
ipod flaunted,1
trump's new afghanistan plan: same as the old plan,0
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saudi authorities decry wasteful 3-hour death-row appeals process,1
6-year-old cries when told mtm productions kitten dead by now,1
paul ryan refuses to promise obamacare 'replacement' will cover birth control fully,0
obamas decide to stay in white house until daughters finish high school,1
ex-girlfriend flashback leaves man paralyzed in produce aisle,1
"new york post lobs gop endorsement to donald trump, because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",0
congress must reclaim war-making authority,0
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explosive report says usa swimming covered up hundreds of sexual abuse cases,0
the edge still introducing self as such,1
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all of child's fondest memories times when dad trying to make up for things,1
"ukraine says missile tests will avoid crimea, mollifying russia",0
celebrity disappointed after meeting fan,1
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"politician spots young female aide, and so it begins",1
inside los angeles' first ever marijuana farmers' market,0
inside out's tears allay pixar fans' fears: hour of the wolf movie review,0
apple unveils single colossal iphone all americans can use at once,1
paul newman dies after consuming 51 hard-boiled eggs,1
"cuba, the us and obama's state of the union",0
"burkina faso, french troops end deadly hotel siege claimed by al qaeda group",0
bruno mars reportedly offered halftime spot for super bowl 50,0
ice machine reaches deep within itself to give man one more cube,1
5 things i wish i'd been told on my wedding day,0
"60 years after brown v. board, will congress revive a dual school system?",0
sasha obama suspicious after doing a little digging around on benghazi,1
gwen stefani bares her soul performing 'i used to love you' at the amas,0
5-year-old figures he has a year left of peeing at urinals with his pants all the way down,1
businessman mortified to discover he's been wearing suit backwards all day,1
spotify and bumble will finally let you judge potential dates based on their music taste,0
"new york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say",0
happy mother's day to the moms leading the fight for trans students,0
"secretary clinton is a different person than donald trump,' says bernie sanders in ringing endorsement",1
taylor swift now dating watertown boat,1
what's our best path to 270?' gary johnson asks campaign aides packing up office,1
robin williams body-hair-mowing project enters third week,1
samantha bee airs her first ever 'trump-positive' piece,0
the gop plays politics with your health,0
two queens on what it's like to live and breathe drag in wisconsin and new york,0
hammering away at illegal immigration from central america,0
more americans falling for 'get rich slowly over a lifetime of hard work' schemes,1
picture most closely resembling actual self immediately deleted,1
failing my way to success in brazil,0
cozy little out-of-the-way place opens 12th location,1
local news anchor mistakenly reveals salary during broadcast,1
name of gay bar should have been clearer,1
area man switches to backup lie,1
paula abdul's gps guide reveals how the star finds her center,0
jon stewart goes off about donald trump's response to neo-nazis,0
giuliani demands mueller wrap up investigation and imprison president by september,1
watch taylor swift and zayn trash a hotel room in 'i don't wanna live forever' music video,0
mitch mcconnell: 'i didn't think president trump had a chance of winning',0
woman meets george w. bush while reporting for jury duty,0
barack obama makes last-minute push to block saudi 9/11 bill,0
the unsolved tupac and notorious b.i.g. murders to be the focus of new true crime series,0
laffy taffy sponsors every cobblestone at 9/11 memorial,1
air france flight forced to land in kenya over bomb scare,0
black parkland students want peers to 'share the mic',0
grandma pretty much unmoved by threat of not seeing grandchildren,1
junk mail locked back inside letterbox until something more important delivered,1
taco bell's five ingredients combined in totally new way,1
exhibitionist zoo elephants waiting for crowd to gather before screwing,1
area mother displays extensive goya collection,1
huckabee earns nickel for presidential campaign by painting old widow's picket fence,1
bush promises to unite nation for real this time,1
office janitor asks to work from home,1
kavanaugh on sexual assault allegations: 'i miss high school',1
9/11 and the (un)making of the 21st century,0
parents of 12-year-old say son killed himself after being bullied over sexuality,0
report: no gay people actually refer to selves as 'same-sex couple',1
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a letter from 21-year-old me to 18-year-old-me,0
the best place to buy designer fall clothes on sale,0
missouri gov. eric greitens refuses to resign despite calls from his own party,0
report: you to learn names of 3 reprehensible public officials this week,1
report: everything you've ever wanted has been right in front of you all along,1
i cannot take gabrielle union's op-ed on nate parker lightly,0
"donald glover's 'this is america,' through the eyes of a jim crow historian",0
the attack on charlie hebdo was a symbolic tragedy so quit trying to change the subject,0
on not sweating the small stuff,0
20 must have fashion items for every college girls wardrobe,0
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report: there no way of knowing whether the vague award mom won at work a big deal or what,1
charlize theron to play megyn kelly in film about roger ailes,0
new york times' apologizes for running anti-semitic comic strip 'shylock the shyster' for past 37 years,1
man attempting to determine whether restaurant closed without getting too close,1
exxon donates $70 million to clean up portland man's life,1
5 ways to make cocoa more sustainable,0
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judge who asked 'why couldn't you keep knees together?' resigns,0
decision to circle parking lot produces carbon emission that finally does it,1
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officials unveil plan to convert underused senate chamber into storage facility,1
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"a tribute to david goldberg: entrepreneur, connector, mensch",0
universities are trying to teach faculty how to spot microaggressions,0
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baby knocked out with cough syrup praised for being such a good little traveler,1
5 ways to make cocoa more sustainable,0
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"john stamos finishes rehab, tweets he's 'healthy' and 'grateful'",0
bernie sanders and mike lee want a fight with the saudis. trump's working to stop them.,0
motorcyclists riding 2-wide in lane right next to you probably know what they're doing,1
why my anger turned to sadness when i took a closer look at my parents' lives,0
tyra banks brings tears to teen designer's eyes with this heartwarming surprise,0
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here is how senate republicans try to hide the damage of their repeal bill,0
a small request for mother's day,0
dick pulled back out again,1
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france's marine le pen backs trump and denounces clinton,0
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undertaker's last few embalmings before summer vacation always a little sloppy,1
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walking dead' actor responds to backlash over shocking death,0
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curiosity rover frantically driving around mars to make it look like it's been busy before new spacecraft arrives,1
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man who couldn't defeat george w. bush attempting to resolve israel-palestine conflict,1
pope francis condemns growing healthcare inequality in wealthy countries,0
family rewrites 'in da club' to celebrate back-to-school season,0
loser woman hasn't even inspired one bar fight,1
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luck' producers still killing a lot of horses,1
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"clinton calls for big bucks, no whammys",1
ask the art professor: how can i make the transition to teaching art at the college level?,0
kfc introduces new previously owned 20-piece hot wings,1
republicans freak out at learning reagan decree protects lois lerner,0
online therapy necessary to address growing mental health burden,0
bts proves k-pop's power with spot on time magazine's most influential list,0
oklahoma run 'n' gun biathlon use rainbow flag target to promote event,0
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line to meet sarah palin goes straight through mall fountain,1
democrats agree to reopen government without protections for dreamers,0
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united nations panel assails trump's refusal to explicitly condemn neo-nazis,0
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toddler scientists finally determine number of peas that fit into ear canal,1
björk spotted leaving nightclub with mysterious firefly trapped inside bubble,1
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bergdahl to face court martial for desertion,0
woman's parents accepting of mixed-attractiveness relationship,1
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pentagon ripped off by shady weapons dealer,1
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syrian refugees halted by trump's travel ban make long-awaited reunion with family,0
pixies release secret song for record store day,0
malala can tell oxford paired her with roommate just because they're both nobel laureates,1
andy cohen and taylor swift are over their katy perry drama,0
man finally able to forgive self for terrible mistake he made 2 seconds ago,1
i gave up sex as a man in hollywood',0
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james corden roasts david beckham for matching outfits with posh,0
new lawn-care product makes neighbor's lawn less green,1
the senate's stealth raid on seniors' health care,0
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judge orders florida's 'stand your ground' law to step back,0
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congress sets date for obama's last state of the union address,0
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the double and the christmas holidays,0
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harry potter' actor dave legeno dead after hiking in death valley,0
new social media start-up aims to be cross between facebook and facebook,1
man thinks going to vegas for things other than gambling somehow less sad,1
new report finds voters have no idea how outraged they supposed to be about anything anymore,1
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fox news struggling to attract younger 60-75 demographic,1
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the women of iraq: what women's roles look like on the ground,0
frazzled robert mueller walking around with piece of russia investigation document stuck to his shoe,1
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iowa supreme court strikes down telemedicine abortion ban,0
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justice stevens retires to spend more time dying in front of family,1
loan officer from future warns: 'stop mortgaging your home at only 1.65% of the prime rate!',1
donald trump picks elaine chao to lead department of transportation,0
two conferences spotlight the muslim world's struggle to counter militancy,0
crazed gunman critically injures 4,1
cartoon peppers on menu a foreboding warning to all who would dare order spicy entrees,1
industrial light & magic creates believable storyline,1
you wanted government run like a business? you got it.,0
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fed lowers the boom on wells fargo after years of grotesque scandals,0
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obama and holder's weak call for justice,0
"see me as a woman first, a black woman second",0
"tech is the future, reports local dad",1
tearful mitt romney announces he has rare disease where you can't sit quietly on stool when repeatedly asked to,1
u.s. middlemen demand protection from being cut out,1
death row inmate dies of natural causes 3 days into execution,1
former conservative recalls belittling tirade from college student that brought him over to left,1
don't pay another bill until you pay this,0
dems discuss dropping wasserman schultz,0
the resistance gave birth to a girl and her name is hannah risheq,0
donald trump says peace in the middle east is 'one of the toughest deals',0
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democrats and republicans agree more than you'd think about kim davis and abortion rights,0
the greatest -- muhammad ali --  dies at 74,0
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kasich all but declares 2016 presidential run,0
ape footage causes brief three-and-a-half-minute interruption in channel-surfing,1
"russian foreign minister meets with tillerson, denies interfering",0
end the international drug war to control the afghan narco-state,0
that nail polish looks horrible on you' and other words of style advice from my grandmother,0
"boy scout officials: 'we believe all children, regardless of gender, deserve the opportunity to one day die alone in the woods'",1
fate of cargo ship unknown as hurricane joaquin batters bahamas,0
aweism' could be the soulful humanist's answer to religious transcendence,0
corporation proud of origins as small business that would never survive in modern economy,1
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fda approves female-libido-enhancing man,1
benghazi committee instructs hillary clinton to limit answers to 'i failed the american people',1
team obama's last gasp for middle east peace explained,0
8 things you didn't know about katy perry,0
tractor-pull fans begin to question whether this is what life is really about,1
empty yogurt cup completes tableau of used food containers on single man's windowsill,1
"nation's outfoxed sheriffs shake heads, throw hats in dirt",1
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supreme court agrees to disagree on abortion issue,1
queer eye' emotionally reflects on the unique challenges black gay men face,0
4 money moves that jump-start your way to financial freedom,0
child getting pretty cozy with stranger's leg,1
banjo-wielding matt damon makes last-minute bid for best original song,1
97 camaros to come with pubescent mustaches,1
button-up shirt goes on life-changing odyssey around dry cleaner's garment conveyor,1
white church protected from fire by god,1
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local oafs to spawn,1
vulnerable republicans just showed why fighting for trans rights is a political winner,0
kate middleton feels royal baby kicking during queen's coronation anniversary,1
uk resumes sharing information with u.s. about attack after trump calls for probe,0
baby doesn't realize it's a white supremacist yet,1
royal baby already making new friends,1
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visible panty line discussed like it's cancer,1
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amber rose's 19 sexiest social media snaps,0
george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981,0
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company flat-out asks female candidate how much mileage they can get out of her before she has baby,1
pep-rally skit rumored to involve cross-dressing principal,1
qatar said to run a covert training camp for syrian rebels with u.s. help,0
donald trump taps tea party rep. mike pompeo to run the cia,0
bush: 'history cannot judge me if i end it soon',1
boo 2! a madea halloween' leads a sluggish weekend at the box office,0
7 things americans can learn from life in spain,0
shower caddy coated in dazzling multicolor array of various soap films,1
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darrelle revis to be charged in fight that leaves two men unconscious,0
latest online security breach forces mom to change post-it,1
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la phil's long journey with pelléas et mélisande a glowing success,0
lightning strikes at german music festival injures scores,0
decision to ask out girl made using 10-sided die,1
last tuesday's elections gave progressive activists a much-needed morale boost,0
bachelorette party saved by actual firemen,1
trojan unveils new 3-piece formal condoms,1
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pigeon to invoke power of flight,1
ashleigh banfield blasts aziz ansari accuser for 'reckless' sexual assault claim,0
in memoriam: robin thicke's career,0
jamie foxx does a really good doc rivers impersonation,0
violence hits nigeria's oil-rich delta region,0
bush quietly rolls back iraq death toll to zero,1
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cnn's ana navarro says michelle wolf's critics are acting like 'snowflakes',0
u.s. advises allies not to border russia,1
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huge animal jumps right fucking out in front of area man,1
donald trump prefers violent football so more black players get hurt: espn analyst,0
scientists find human vocal cords developed over millennia to lower voice when speculating on acquaintance's sexual orientation,1
congress allocates $500 million for development of funkier bass lines,1
"flaws in how we evaluate leaders (from kahneman's thinking, fast and slow)",0
trump dished out fake news awards. twitter dished them right back at him.,0
melania trump returns to white house after kidney procedure,0
wealthiest americans ominously remind nation they could easily drop another $10 billion on election,1
makers of good friends cereal not sure how two pictures of ann coulter got on box,1
newborn has father's asshole,1
3 questions every company should be asking before making a new hire,0
i know something about grace,0
tom daley and dustin lance black expecting first child together,0
"mister rove, master of the smear",0
a multi-ethnic easter,0
"area man much happier, more relaxed since joining cult",1
chemicals that pushed man's ancestors to run down wild boar flare at sight of white cheddar popcorn bag,1
merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election,0
in the event of a water landing,0
a century later the same old thrill,0
defense department holds bake sale to buy bomber,1
nation's little piggies demand a sweet treat,1
idina menzel kicks off the super bowl with amazing national anthem,0
microwave-resistant potato alarms scientists,1
nation too terrified to look at what trump's recent rise in polls attributed to,1
the case for taking a gap year,0
death results in great deal of paperwork,1
britney spears loses custody of child to in touch magazine,1
the dangers of the comcast time warner merger,0
bush passes three-pound kidney stone,1
your money or your life,0
aftershock a real 'fuck you' to earthquake victims,1
report: country that might shut down because president wants big wall somehow considered best in the world,1
how can illinois trim its massive amount of local government bodies?,0
newly discovered fossils reveal prehistoric humans were bony,1
"airline passenger arrested after allegedly saying, 'i kill white people like you'",0
"geo group whistleblower exposes first amendment violations, lack of officer training, and poor conditions at the adelanto detention center",0
tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument,0
"over 417,000 hours of private presidential conversations discovered after no one remembered to turn off richard nixon's tape recorder",1
"if isis had committed the 11 school shootings since sandy hook, congress would have declared war.",0
robert mueller ascends into sky with umbrella after trump family promises they learned lesson about honesty,1
hilarious haunted house photos are the funniest part of halloween,0
churchgoer tips god for excellent week,1
"report: only one in every 150,000 dead children becomes angel",1
prescription put in 2009 new year's eve glasses,1
entire community stops to watch man struggling to work window blinds,1
focus group reveals: 95 percent of americans would like to go home,1
price-gouging pharma ceo takes over cancer company,0
saving the world's last 3 northern white rhino,0
twin peaks' finally resolves that terrifying cliffhanger,0
what happened' and moving on from the 2016 election,0
lifelong boise resident realizes he's never been to morrison knudsen nature center,1
"artificial intelligence is here to help us, microsoft boss jean-philippe courtois says",0
134-year-old man attributes longevity to typographical error,1
how would you redefine study abroad?,0
suburban teen has near-def experience,1
lindsey graham warns trump: firing mueller would be 'beginning of the end',0
ceo unveils bold new plan to undo damage from last year's bold new plan,1
this women pulled out all the stops to land her dream job,0
"un/opcw report blames syria government, islamic state for chemical attacks",0
man worried harassing messages he sending on dating app getting lost among abuse from other guys,1
bernie kicks into overdrive in nh,0
romney volunteers going door-to-door to let obama supporters know president's dead,1
"boy scout officials: 'we believe all children, regardless of gender, deserve the opportunity to one day die alone in the woods'",1
how close we are to a 3-d-printed human heart,0
"snoop dogg to perform at dnc, courtesy of big pharma",0
10 things no one told me before my c-section,0
college roommates to continue bonding process until real friends made,1
head-on collision with a ford,0
13 lovely real wedding photos that will ease your case of the mondays,0
the 'fuller house' season 2 trailer teases a lot of fun,0
gordon ramsay berates spoon for 45 minutes,1
invite your customer into the boardroom,0
dixieland band evicted,1
50 cent faked wealth with borrowed jewelry and cars,0
eagles of death metal give emotional first interview since paris attack,0
iraq beheading videos enter summer reruns,1
trump administration axes funding for nasa system that monitors greenhouse gases,0
amazon unhinged,0
man brings visiting parents into office to meet coworkers who can't stand him,1
a brief history of hollywood's complicated relationship with cocaine,0
world meets premiere,0
first kid to wake up at slumber party gets exclusive look at friend's mom's morning routine,1
barber not even excited anymore by bringing home free bags of hair at end of day,1
new sat section tests ability to pay tuition,1
extension cord on stage steals spotlight from jeb bush during campaign rally,1
"5 strange 'simpsons' things you haven't seen, even after 30 years",0
fraternity brothers make note not to kill pledge whose family has lake house,1
child's loose grasp on balloon only thing between peace and anarchy at restaurant,1
eu headscarf ban ruling sparks faith group backlash,0
11 years later: the human genome paves the way for genomic technonlogy,0
7 things to make you feel better about a trump presidency,0
police investigating two possible hate crimes from sf pride weekend,0
sexual assault survivors aren't just daughters. they're actually humans.,0
tmz dayton bureau catches secondhand furniture-store owner coming out of all-night truck stop,1
south syria ceasefire and the next israel-hizballah-iran war,0
amanda peet was really excited about her husband's emmy win for 'game of thrones',0
marc summers realizes police will immediately look for body in giant pile of mashed potatoes,1
see two spirits wave hello in the funniest scene from 'a ghost story',0
is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty?,0
bruce vilanch sodomized by homosexual,1
death penalty and redemption: thoughts on tsarnaev and american christianity,0
study: uneducated outbreeding intelligentsia 2-to-1,1
pizza hut's new 'skinny slice' isn't quite a dream come true,0
rubio slams private fundraiser secrecy: 'it's a public event',0
family revels in height difference between mother and tall son,1
achieving presentation zen,0
martha raddatz was the mvp of that horrifying debate,0
howard schultz considering independent presidential run after finding no initial support among any voter groups,1
guy just totally smoking weed on street,1
"private prison company backs super pacs for donald trump, senate republicans",0
here's how a terrorist's son became a peace activist,0
the end might be near for brick and mortar black friday,0
obama administration approves plan to make prison phone calls more affordable,0
curing my blindness by turning off my smartphone,0
report: majority of americans proficient at owing large sums of money,1
"herculean effort, astronomical expense lead to photo of whole family at disney world",1
number one way to not forget your child in the car? be more present,0
deaf dog took a bullet for his owner... and now he's homeless,0
literally what is sarah palin even talking about,0
grey's anatomy' star caterina scorsone accuses james toback of sexual harassment,0
trump warns israel new settlements 'may not help'  peace process,0
98 oscar mayer wienermobile car & driver's 10 best wienermobiles list,1
wednesday's morning email: 6.2 earthquake devastates central italy,0
"hot wheels ranked number one toy for rolling down ramp, knocking over dominoes that send marble down a funnel, dropping onto teeter-totter that yanks on string, causing pulley system to raise wooden block, propelling series of twine rollers that unwind spring, launching tennis ball across room, inching tire down slope until it hits power switch, activating table fan that blows toy ship with nail attached to it across kiddie pool, popping water balloon that fills cup, weighing down lever that forces basketball down track, nudging broomstick on axis to rotate, allowing golf ball to roll into sideways coffee mug, which tumbles down row of hardcover books until handle catches hook attached to lever that causes wooden mallet to slam down on serving spoon, catapulting small ball into cup attached by ribbon to lazy susan, which spins until it pushes d battery down incline plane, tipping over salt shaker to season omelet",1
majority of americans want congress to move on from health care reform,0
"woman deriving some sort of sick pleasure from healthy new diet, lifestyle",1
prick veterinarian keeps dachshund waiting in empty lobby for 45 minutes,1
insect with limitless flying space rockets straight for man's pupil,1
10 qualities of your inner spirit,0
friday's morning email: inside north korea's nuclear test,0
megachurch threatened by new ultrachurch,1
study finds 80 percent of facial hair being silently judged at any one time,1
josh hutcherson hints at more 'hunger games' movies,0
maybe the gop establishment should have embraced john kasich sooner,0
evangelical voters don't care that trump's not religious,0
the celebrity that left tom hanks and rita wilson speechless,0
asian-american caucus demands investigation after chinese-american scientist accused of spying,0
middle-aged couple sick of 31-year-old son always trying to set them up with other parents,1
homeland security director releases list of terrorists who don't have the balls to attack u.s.,1
cheney offspring bursts from bush's chest,1
dad way scarier when controlling temper,1
mike pompeo startled after seeing 'beware of hubris' scrawled in oil on bathroom mirror,1
will new scientific breakthroughs pave the way for more climate-related lawsuits?,0
neighborhood starting to get too safe for family to afford,1
"helping the planet, and your appetite, by dining on invasive species",0
i struggled to bond with my second son,0
holocaust film appeals to believers and skeptics alike,1
here's what 'all my life' singers k-ci & jojo look like now,0
office worker suddenly becomes sentient,1
empty beer bottle released into wild,1
american crime' creator john ridley tackles sexual assault on campuses,0
archangels already sick of cardinal o'connor telling them how they do it in new york,1
the story of sheldon adelson's purchase of a las vegas paper is even crazier than you think,0
the powerful reason this woman forgave her sexual abuser,0
i'm no longer addicted to giving up facebook!,0
single mother working 3 minimum-wage jobs just trying not to live in the moment,1
man who threatened to move to canada before election still here,1
"darius rucker cries for the love of the gamecocks, who reach final four",0
obama hosts annual ramadan iftar dinner at the white house,0
balloon deliveryman forced to take bus,1
talking to our kids: the conversation we should be having,0
is the fda ready for kim kardashian and mutant head lice?,0
"pathetic, washed-up rock star on fifth decade of doing exactly what he always wanted",1
white house preemptively attacks congressional budget office on obamacare bill,0
watch: stunning holy fire ritual lights up orthodox easter,0
why did wikileaks name 'country x' when glenn greenwald wouldn't?,0
how to navigate high school as an out transgender student,0
south african prison rape survivors speak out for the first time,0
man either sick or just at end of workday,1
nursing home patient glad she's going home tomorrow every day,1
fire rainbow' supplants double rainbow as social media rainbow of choice,0
the u.s. is driving less and still building more highways,0
"facebook: 'we will make our product worse, you will be upset, and then you will live with it'",1
woman sets google alert for kevin costner,1
construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools,1
roommate cooked enough of gross thing for everyone,1
creating is about taking one step to re-imagining leadership: biting off more than you can chew,0
bill clinton says 'we are all mixed-race',0
the impossible conversation: talking to children about islamophobia,0
british girl exotic enough,1
indian cops arrest alleged kingpin behind u.s. tax scam,0
3 things you should always do before showering,0
where bernie sanders' health care crusade might go from here,0
"epa accidentally spills millions of gallons of waste, turning river orange",0
man betrays his heart by telling friend he can have last dumpling,1
network faces backlash after putting white woman in 'brownface' to appear muslim,0
4 people stabbed on amtrak train in michigan,0
george and amal cloney are a vision in nyc,0
tyson foods executives assure critics their chickens physically incapable of walking even if they had room,1
chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good,0
the world bank's role in a bloody land war,0
alzheimer's and making peace with god,0
"boy george opens up about happiness, being a u.s. politics junkie and more",0
word 'presumptive' prepares for another 4-year hibernation,1
eerie sci-fi short explores quest to feel 'connected' with a surprising star,0
the best reason to love our bodies,0
marilyn monroe's jfk birthday dress sells for an unbelievable sum,0
indian teen caught playing air sitar,1
update: 'the onion' apologizes for killing innocent boston man tom mahoney,1
what do non-farm payroll & interest rates mean for real estate?,0
how this couple lost more than 40 pounds each in five months,0
school got complaints about teacher even before huffpost revealed her racial bias,0
tpp is not the answer,0
45 things you'll never hear most men say,0
impersonal trainer couldn't give a fuck what you do with those free weights,1
puerto ricans without power for month can only assume this leading story across national news media,1
katy perry says she'd collaborate with taylor swift under this one simple condition,0
men and women of armed forces thank local woman for song dedication,1
police officer goes extra mile for kid whose elf on the shelf got stolen,0
"ariana grande, demi lovato, and selena gomez have a twitter love fest",0
human skeletons found under nyc's washington square park,0
"indiana jones could be played by a woman, steven spielberg says",0
study: coffee drinkers at far higher risk of having mug crash to floor in slow motion after hearing their father is dead,1
arlen specter switches affiliation from alive to dead at last minute,1
george lucas announces gala 21st anniversary star wars rerelease,1
optimist half full of shit,1
man totally proud of last night's drunken phone calls,1
coworker even a dick in his expense reports,1
the role dreams play in our daily lives,0
these are the only 5 shoes you need in your closet this fall,0
local household announces plans to overdo halloween again,1
"outside groups kick into high gear post-primary in georgia, south carolina",0
trump being under criminal investigation changes everything,0
superstitious clinton refusing to change her beliefs following hot streak in polls,1
most important election of 2015: chuy garcia's people's campaign versus rahm emanuel's big money,0
wednesday's morning email: what you missed last night in trump's state of the union,0
isis struggling to narrow down gop debate sound bites for new recruitment video,1
teen had absolutely no say in becoming part of snapchat generation,1
big day at the united nations,0
man receives first baboon-face transplant,1
"without them you could buy anything,' whispers amazon echo as man stares blankly at family",1
12 things cool moms do to embarrass their teen sons,0
"cosby's legal team secures imported jury, blames press for creating bias",0
at least 16 dead after fire breaks out in moscow printing works,0
iraqi forces open fire on protesters storming green zone,0
motorcycle bomb' explodes near police station in istanbul,0
man resolves to read the wikipedia tabs he already has open before starting new ones,1
report: stating current year still leading argument for social reform,1
nasa announces plan to replace voyager record with streaming service that aliens can browse from any device,1
man trying to get out of executioner duty,1
military recruiter upset area man hasn't called him back,1
vladimir putin suggests american hackers framed russia,0
how to make feijoada,0
this may be the most disgusting thing you'll see all week (we warned you),0
the one thing all personal trainers tell their clients to do more of,0
"nbc nabs trump interview, and msnbc plays it on seemingly infinite loop",0
raucous town hall in utah blasts gop rep. chaffetz over trump,0
"made in the image of god: art, feminist theology and caroline mackenzie",0
10 of the best cyber monday tv deals you'll actually want to shop,0
painted-over spot on public bathroom wall must conceal some really fucked-up graffiti,1
retail group spoofs 'ferris bueller' in ad bashing donald trump's tariffs,0
inspirational english teacher canceled out by every other teacher at school,1
out-of-control scott walker injured after wildly careening between stances on immigration,1
25-year-old man no longer impressed by mewtwo,1
registered sex offender allegedly caught working as petco santa claus,0
mood of sex dungeon undercut by sight of plug-in air freshener,1
gorgeous new nasa image shows earth 'rising' over the moon,0
study seeks to measure 'scalia-ness' of donald trump's supreme court picks,0
the essentials of blogging for small business,0
nation's sound engineers gather to talk about their ponytails,1
south carolina ex-policeman's murder trial opens with jury selection,0
"when politicians struggle to find a pathway to peace, business must step it up",0
vatican putting out feelers for how public would react to another children's crusade,1
john legend speaks out against trump's syrian refugee and travel ban,0
new rule from obama will punish contractors who cheat or endanger workers,0
marco rubio doesn't have a clue what 'oscars so white' means,0
"sebastian gorka, who has downplayed threat of white supremacists, still teaches marines about terrorism",0
is 'russiagate' collapsing as a political strategy?,0
trump: 'i am a very stupid human being',1
how to help victims of louisiana floods,0
look: the magical world of tarot,0
stephen colbert rips facebook for restricting fake news after trump win,0
we've long excused the sexually abusive behavior of older men. not anymore.,0
following in the footsteps of malcolm x,0
"dear oxford dictionaries, 'pwnage' is not a word and never will be",0
el evo ya no es pueblo,0
secretary of agriculture finally gets around to reading fast food nation,1
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lindsey graham's leaked voicemails are very revealing,0
ophthalmologist instructs patient not to look at anything 24 hours before eye surgery,1
entire shopping mall quietly dreading whatever empty stage set up for,1
apple fans demand other products they can feel directly against skin at all times,1
man looking for job that plays to his natural talent for half-assing things,1
marine corps shortens slogan to 'the few',1
why pediatricians are so upset that trump rescinded daca,0
where is offense?,0
pfizer mercifully puts down another batch of trial patients,1
the alarming retirement shortfall for women,0
"rnc chair says they lose acting normal, so why not give trump a shot",0
"mousy brunette removes glasses, becomes sizzling sexpot",1
johnson & johnson introduces self-lotioning baby,1
man as surprised as anyone that he knows all the members of 'n sync,1
30-year-old factors in birthday money,1
california shooters likely planned multiple attacks: officials,0
"zaire to take some time off, compose itself",1
cocksucker beats up motherfucker,1
6 things i've decided to stop stressing about,0
glitch in country allows citizens to temporarily walk through tables,1
man intensely public,1
man strains to find personalities in pet fish,1
what was left of the moderate republican party just died in south carolina,0
dog waited in this spot for a month for her family to return,0
pride in mental health: an interview with the trevor project and crisis text line,0
man's wife dies of cancer just like in the movies,1
orphanage director pushing asian orphans,1
stephen miller rewards self after day of speechwriting with trip to see children in local ice detention center,1
stressed-out paul ryan uses cheat day to indulge in one bipartisan vote,1
area dad informs busboy he's ready to order,1
model railroading a harsh mistress,1
we can't believe we spotted jessica alba in these shoes!,0
betsy devos sued for weakening sexual assault reporting protections for students,0
3-day waiting period leads to far more feasible murder plot,1
"buzz aldrin blasts off with the air force thunderbirds, sets record",0
a nurse's new year's resolution,0
hillary clinton shows support for anti-muslim ban protesters,0
guy you don't want to see will meet you there,1
reno orders investigation of u.s. department of corruption,1
ob-gyn kind of annoyed she has to confirm woman's premonition about sex of baby that came to her in dream,1
mountain lion tracked by scientists is found dead near malibu road,0
searching for my identity and the right house,0
u.s-backed syrian rebels' pleas for help likely to go unanswered,0
"heroic pit bull journeys 2,000 miles to attack owner",1
obama to take break from stumping to preside over united states,1
hillary clinton hits trump administration for approach to lgbtq issues,0
trump welcomes jefferson davis statue as special state of the union guest,1
local woman considers telling gynecologist whole truth,1
usain bolt ends olympic career with one more gold,0
mother surprised son needs so much ammunition for first day of school,1
fda recommends the blue marlin,1
beyoncé's mom steals the red carpet spotlight,0
norway pledges $10 million to counter trump's global anti-abortion move,0
confessions of a hopeful hoarder,0
stephen colbert is stone-cold funny while mocking sarah palin's rock-run rant,0
oscar countdown 2002 begins,1
woman allegedly blows up pee sample in a 7-eleven microwave,0
new chair of senate indian affairs committee wanted dapl protests shut down,0
trump won't stop joking about dating his daughter,0
hundreds protest in st. louis after ex-cop acquitted for killing black man in 2011,0
"report: all things aside, american flag still looks pretty good majestically billowing in wind",1
martin luther king jr. day celebrates 30th anniversary,0
fox news channel adds laugh track,1
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tire salesman to hit them with a little razzle-dazzle,1
hip-hop legends salt-n-pepa want more women in rap today,0
trump budget a disaster for women and families,0
people sick of 'thoughts and prayers' demand action after florida school shooting,0
criss angel's nephew forced to sit through another lame mindfreak,1
woman injured in hostile makeover,1
teacher sees potential in student with glasses,1
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person of interest gets away from george zimmerman,1
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conservative media finally starting to realize that racism is a problem,0
television's nerdiest indian gets real,0
leslie jones website hack under investigation by department of homeland security,0
an open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label,0
what black parents tell their sons about the police,0
the best style moments from wimbledon 2015,0
study: headaches are the body's way of communicating it wants pills,1
area man lies awake at night worrying about toner cartridges,1
onlookers gape as daredevil crosses street without basic health insurance,1
"planet earth ii' finale finally resolves will-they/won't-they storyline between snow leopard, golden eagle",1
9 parking garage designs that are works of art,0
"theater major has too long borne shakespeare teacher's blunt upbraidings, bitter scoffs",1
the gallery trying to get women artists paid,0
the power of collective voice,0
chance the rapper leads chicago residents in a 'parade to the polls',0
obama to wait for next bruce springsteen album for word on economy,1
the future is blurry!,0
"thomas piketty and fear of the ""full francais""",0
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"jetblue is offering $49 flights in an awesome, 2-day flash sale",0
why fashion blogger hannah stoudemire is protesting new york fashion week,0
don lemon says he would probably be like malcolm x if he wasn't a journalist,0
senator misses simpler time when he could do abominable things in peace,1
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area woman loses respect earned since last st. patrick's day,1
doctor of man who contracted hiv on prep discusses his findings and what they mean,0
mildfires amble through california,1
psst! disability competitiveness: pass it on!,0
sushi-themed kitkats are coming to japan for valentine's day,0
the gop has a split personality when it comes to food stamps,0
more berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy,0
5 lessons from a twenty-something divorcée,0
sad man tears 2 bananas off larger bunch,1
worldwide executions surge to highest levels in 25 years: report,0
kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress,1
"cops bust filthy, unshaven mark zuckerberg for selling personal data on street corner",1
lincoln memorial empty after former president's statue furloughed,1
cardinals host going-away party at pope's favorite vatican city dive bar,1
atlantic city votes to protect its water from chris christie,0
trump at your (thanksgiving) table,0
report: still a few seconds left where plane low enough to crash with everyone surviving,1
audience at press conference relieved to hear steps will be taken,1
republicans freak out at learning reagan decree protects lois lerner,0
president trump's judicial nominees drive samantha bee to drink,0
police assure residents kidnapping was only one of those custody-related ones,1
shitty museum doesn't even have a mona lisa,1
woman adopts second cat for first one to terrorize while she at work,1
"bill clinton, tim kaine cancel iowa event after police shooting",0
progressive charter school doesn't have students,1
god loses pouch filled with crystals that give him powers,1
p is for p*ssy' is the alphabet book of your wet dreams,0
terrifying server whole-heartedly cares about guests' dining experience,1
mcdonald's says its packaging will be 100 percent green by 2025,0
read the list of important issues this 7-year-old sent to elected officials,0
it's a mini 'dawson's creek' reunion!,0
"public wary of gop plan to repeal obamacare without a replacement, poll shows",0
16 ways to be a better spouse in 2016,0
baby jesus stolen from live nativity,1
this time to be different,1
here's who the obamas invited to the state of the union address,0
disgruntled bandmates worried rivers cuomo's wife becoming the fifth weezer,1
academy calls possible effect of trump's ban on foreign nominees 'extremely troubling',0
jon stewart's final show raised a whopping $2.2m for charity,0
gardner loves conservative radio shows but not town halls,0
2 gop senators drop endorsements of roy moore,0
this election decides our future for a generation,0
breaking: drunk teen going 100 mph down slick highway is invincible,1
"with all eyes on trump, texas may soon pass horrific anti-lgbtq laws",0
george thorogood fan disgusted to learn musician licensed 'bad to the bone' for commercial purposes,1
ashley benson is giving us 'baywatch' vibes in a red swimsuit,0
stranger pugs' is the greatest thing to happen to the internet,0
report: american dream now an out-of-court settlement,1
are you a lady-in-waiting?,0
report: most americans have enough saved for retirement to live comfortably on streets,1
report: many jobs lack benefits to cut,1
these stars prove dark '90s lipstick is eternally cool,0
this group wants to build a giant barrier to pull trash from the pacific,0
18-year-old fighting in afghanistan has 9/11 explained to him by older soldier,1
drone places fresh kill on steps of white house,1
friend takes liberty of ordering $40 worth of appetizers for entire table,1
anti-abortion women's marchers head back to washington,0
ted cruz says gop leaders planned to cave on immigration all along,0
fox cancels apatow's 40-year-old virgin,1
ken jennings mistaken for subway's jared again,1
scientists discover mollusks are next evolutionary stage for humans,1
father of otto warmbier will attend winter olympics in south korea: report,0
mom loved 'fruitvale station',1
142 plane crash victims were statistically more likely to have died in a car crash,1
baby fox who was supposed to die finds man who believes in her,0
harmony in tragedy: palestinian and israeli teens write a song together,0
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budget chief raises possibility of trump agreeing to obamacare subsidy deal,0
you are who your pet thinks you are,0
genius woman uses yelp to rate her dates,0
colbert is stunned speechless by trump's terrible 'birthday present' for melania,0
city terrorized but unimpressed by serial killer who just shoots victims,1
10 ways kids changed me forever,0
"margaret atwood's advice for young feminists: 'be informed, be aware'",0
thousands of brazilians take to the streets to demand president's impeachment,0
snowstorm in chicago delays hundreds of morning murders,1
all of math teacher's examples involve moon pies,1
little karate figures on top of local dojo's trophies all cowering in fear,1
"american dream week a smashing, mostly uninvestigated success",0
senate appropriations has no funding for betsy devos' private school voucher hopes,0
"to read or not to read, part 2",0
astronomers predict giant asteroid will hit nation's theaters this summer,1
the best way to leave 'the bachelor' is by dumping him,0
minimum-wage increases: the justice of redistribution,0
edge of table victorious over toddler,1
what my parents' divorce taught me about heartbreak,0
adnan syed is getting a second podcast after 'serial',0
"kim kardashian is back on the town, and her look is... interesting",0
ray charles signs def leppard album,1
john boehner calls for national guard to deal with illegal immigrants hiding in mexico,1
guillermo del toro makes first appearance with new monster wife at venice film festival,1
supreme court hands a major victory to workers who were stiffed on overtime pay,0
nyc conservationists decry destruction of rat habitats,1
democrats look for a deeper bench of rich donors,0
obamacare repeal possibly going to live on farm upstate,0
afi docs: where policy meets art,0
area dad stares longingly at covered grill in backyard,1
"2,300 leading scientists send trump a clear warning: we're watching you",0
chris hemsworth makes light of reports he and his wife are splitting with cheeky instagram,0
how texas could set national template for limiting abortion access,0
she loves me' to be the first live streamed broadway show,0
"employee returns from vacation refreshed, ready to waste time",1
kim kardashian tackled by hollywood prankster at paris fashion week,0
husband chooses car based on lowest passenger-side impact rating,1
"everything's $10,000' chain goes out of business",1
casinos getting people to play longer by telling them rest of civilization destroyed,1
"black, male, mad as hell",0
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epa chief pruitt welcomes delegation of pollution from china,1
new law prohibits kaleidoscoping while driving,1
meet the young people trying to make sure detroit's rebirth works for everybody,0
6 reasons why i don't force my children to share,0
3 cups of coffee confident they can take man's anxiety from here,1
the voice's audra mclaughlin: 12 things you need to know,0
the omar khadr settlement reaffirms canada's values,0
"newsweek, abc '20/20' reports expose abuse, torture of gay youths and troubled teens",0
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big mac creator jim delligatti dies at 98,0
"do not bring your kids to 'measles parties,' doctors warn",0
presidential radio address pledge drive in its final day,1
here's the trailer for adam sandler's 'the ridiculous 6' on netflix,0
brave beachgoers take huge chance to rescue tiger shark,0
"fourth-grade teacher receives dark portent of coming storm from gnarled, haggard third-grade teacher",1
overweight woman encased in geo metro,1
rapper french montana launches campaign to help dreamers go to college,0
worker who forgot email attachment expects coworkers to forgive her just like that,1
greece sees slight uptick in refugee arrivals in august,0
paddlers find dead dog tied to shovel stuck underwater,0
is the internet bad for religion?,0
shitty human being blames decreased daylight this time,1
growing up in transylvania,0
voters shocked christie botched such an easy political cover-up,1
sports banquet ends in trophy fight,1
first holiday season without grandma incredible,1
earth passes through temporal vortex hurling planet into year 2019,1
poor kwanzaa sales disappoint retailers,1
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"olympic skier stares down icy, forbidding slope of rest of life",1
gingrich privately regretting not doing 'more jew stuff' on florida campaign trail,1
the final solution: a thanksgiving message (or ain't too proud to hate),0
department of the interior sets aside two million acres for car commercials,1
chuck schumer: tom perez will make the dnc do more than 'yak',0
worker who forgot email attachment expects coworkers to forgive her just like that,1
"dad with 350,000 airline miles helps families who can't afford holiday travel",0
new x-men film features bryan singer traveling back in time to molest younger self,1
teenage katrina survivor wins yet another essay contest,1
donut shop gets weird after 11 a.m.,1
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sonoma's wackiest wineries,0
judge failed to disclose donation from gop defendant in gerrymandering suit,0
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the color of money in silicon valley,0
condé nast launches 'the new yorker for black people',1
les misérables' takes home oscar for most sound,1
grateful for my mom's legacy this mother's day,0
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study reveals majority of suicides occur while trying to put fitted sheet on bed,1
obama gathers world leaders to pledge billions in refugee aid,0
radicalized patagonia releases new fleece made of 100% recycled oil company ceos,1
how trump university relied heavily on the craft of con men,0
art world relieved as thieves steal pretty terrible late period renoir work,1
marco rubio knows exactly what he's doing,0
bernie sanders: sheriff joe arpaio 'ambushed' my wife,0
impressive new honda inspires john mellencamp to write song about japan,1
very angry badger' seizes part of 500-year-old scottish castle,0
5-year-old says 'sesame street' has sucked since 2010,1
pregnancy-related deaths nearly doubled in texas after cuts to women's health,0
astronomers discover most distant galaxy yet,0
9 things smart people won't do,0
little caesars marketing new marshmallows 'n' gravy pizza directly to president,1
hot 'effing' tuna takes the beacon theater by storm,0
how hbcus respond to a call for inclusion of lgbt students,0
this is why you shouldn't go to the circus,0
ted cruz asks central park hansom cab driver how much it costs to whip horse for an hour,1
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"no, palm oil is not responsible for 40% of global deforestation",0
high school band teacher spends 85% of rehearsal hammering in dress code for holiday concert,1
finding her own way in paris: meet author/publisher adria j. cimino,0
none of mom's clothes can be cleaned using washing machine,1
not even julian assange clear on what's going on with him right now,1
xylophonist shredding it,1
here's what we know about 'american horror story' season 5,0
elite congressman trained to kill legislation in 24 different ways,1
5 ways to outsmart the supermarket and lose weight,0
"ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady",0
luck' producers still killing a lot of horses,1
jay-z gives shout-out to his shareholdaz,1
a tribe called quest's phife dawg will have a street named after him,0
publicist worried kanye west's support of trump will damage his carefully crafted public image as a manic self-absorbed lunatic,1
mexico mayor killed less than a day after taking office,0
confused firefighters fail to rescue child wearing firefighter costume,1
world leaders pour into washington to pay last respects to dying nation,1
adele worships at the altar of beyoncé just like the rest of us,0
glaxosmithkline releases new drug to treat people who just feel sort of weird sometimes,1
garrison keillor fully deflates after massive sigh,1
congress repairs to parlor to hear rep. carolyn maloney play the recorder,1
hoosier hostility: not the american way,0
17 fantastically fun shirts for girls who love stem,0
amber tamblyn's haunting poems illuminate the lives of dead actresses,0
friday's morning email: what the senate health care bill could mean for you,0
5 ways modern science is embracing ancient indian wisdom,0
behold the title of 'american horror story' season 7,0
trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats,0
read the latest updates on the senate health care vote,0
your high school boyfriend still smoking cigarettes in the field behind school,1
carly fiorina promises to fight for whoever everyday americans are,1
"letters to california mosques praise donald trump, promise genocide",0
"documentary review: 3 1/2 minutes, ten bullets",0
newly-discovered smallpox vials more dangerous than thought,0
fresca quietly takes control of 18-34 demographic in daring overnight raid,1
tv producers running out of types of people to have dance with each other,1
album that has nothing on fleetwood mac's 'rumours' wins grammy award,1
study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail,1
game of thrones' star offers support for creepy lady stoneheart theory,0
lin-manuel miranda's childhood letters are way too real for people who hated summer camp,0
kate middleton and the debilitating disease that leaves you feeling lost and alone,0
obama's aunt sends him article mentioning united states,1
faith groups rally against racism on anniversary of martin luther king jr.'s death,0
second biggest opening in history,0
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report: one in five women training to be yoga instructors,1
the rise of a rinpoche,0
a transgender student who was reportedly banned from her school receives good news,0
the undocu-care-van heads to sacramento,0
cable news sure could talk to more muslims about the muslim ban,0
man given 3 months to live throws in one or two non-sexual things to do,1
why britain's spy chief says he wouldn't hire james bond,0
investigation of what fell off nightstand postponed until morning,1
bethenny frankel fights back after instagram controversy,0
fox voluntarily removes reality from programming,1
microlender forecloses on goat,1
the top 5 issues newlyweds face,0
"foie gras, scallops snuck into opera house",1
who could benefit from water rule change? trump and his golf courses,0
berserk hairdresser cuts bangs without permission,1
breaking: no way egypt coming out of this with a functional democracy,1
man's eyes glaze over whenever politician starts threatening to plunge him into serf-like subjugation,1
slower-burning flag introduced,1
police officers replace 11-year-old's stolen xbox with a brand-new one,0
both israel and hamas have a responsibility to protect civilians,0
ilana glazer to street harassers: 'lick my balls',0
"univision anchor booed at commencement after speaking spanish, mentioning trump",0
obama responds to 8-year-old who has really big 'politics worries',0
"death toll in romania fire rises to 41, ex-mayor arrested",0
an american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women,0
ron paul promises to return when country needs him most,1
j.j. abrams admits 'alias' execs doubted jennifer garner's hotness,0
ingenious political analyst points out irony of melania trump speaking out against cyber bullying when her husband donald trump,1
"dui crash suspect: arrest my dog, not me",0
teacher asks students to split into 2 groups to simulate ideal class size,1
wrinkle-free pants didn't think they'd be tested quite this much,1
american dental association recommends making your gums hurt really bad once a day,1
nipple of baby's bottle pierced for authenticity,1
the new world of cutthroat apps,0
some guy at bar lived in san francisco for a summer and liked it a lot,1
katy perry awarded $1.57 million from entrepreneur who interfered with convent sale,0
fda approves new drug for treating pill deficiencies,1
7 times we needed to hear taraji p. henson keep it real,0
new star wars trailer debuts tonight as advance sales smash records,0
10 things to expect when you have cancer,0
marriage breaks up over procreative differences,1
kfc introduces new previously owned 20-piece hot wings,1
kentucky governor echoes trump: 'all sides' to blame for charlottesville violence,0
director scott schwartz takes on disney's hunchback,0
scientists finally pronounce human genome,1
legendary broadcaster dies at 82,0
"i think we still have a shot,' carly fiorina assures closest inkjet printer",1
concept car designers struggling to think of cool new ways for doors to open,1
ranking women somehow not issue in miss usa debacle,1
trump associates face growing concern and frustration over donald jr. crisis,0
leaping kangaroo smashes into unsuspecting cyclist in australia,0
four consequences of a $15 minimum wage,0
"don't call it flesh-eating bacteria,' say florida officials",0
scientists close to developing life-saving vaccine that they can rub in faces of their doubters,1
russell simmons denies rape accusations with #notme,0
princeton students confront university president over woodrow wilson's legacy,0
north korea returns to normalcy with synchronized disco jump-rope gala,1
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idaho legislature declares english only language they know,1
how successful people beat stress,0
"our final oscar predictions, plus who should actually win at sunday's awards",0
nate berkus and jeremiah brent are married!,0
jesus surprises 700 club with walk-on appearance,1
hayley kiyoko is the unapologetically queer pop star we've been waiting for,0
this labor day let's rethink the texas miracle,0
deadly stabbing attack at maryland prayer center,0
kim kardashian's resemblance to cher for halloween is truly uncanny,0
stop fighting for overhead bin space already,0
new gym member lingers by free weights for several seconds before returning to elliptical machine,1
cake just sitting there,1
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relationship tragically enters going-to-bathroom-with-door-open stage,1
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americans overwhelmingly say it's ok to criticize the president,0
richard wolff says capitalism drives inequality with 'explosive' consequences for society,0
unfunny inside joke from 5 years ago only thing holding friendship together,1
resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances,1
family dog ignored for 11th straight year,1
innovative fat man combines waffles with ice cream,1
the conversation women everywhere need to stop having,0
pregnant wife has no idea which jonas brother she married,1
child on first day at refugee camp misses dead parents,1
"gm workers strike for 2,000-peso raise",1
trump called up for vietnam service after last of draft deferments expires,1
"my work here is done,' smiles contented bannon before bursting into millions of spores",1
group of good-looking people all headed toward same place,1
man would rather annoy small group of friends than bunch of strangers at party,1
everything you need to know about the new taco bell delivery service,0
south carolina gov. nikki haley to endorse marco rubio,0
microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms,1
"i can't do this anymore, congress. i can't.",0
when sex work pays your tuition,0
8-bit versions of famous art and pop icons are all kinds of yes,0
invite your customer into the boardroom,0
the inside story of how congress sent the stock market tumbling,0
madonna compares donald trump 'nightmare' to being dumped by an ex-lover,0
men whose beautiful wives died on christmas 10 years ago announce plans to drink whiskey alone in dark apartment,1
ll cool j struggles to come up with way to brag about being in rollerball,1
supreme court puts redrawing of texas electoral maps on hold,0
urban polling centers recommend voters start lining up now for 2016 election,1
"in a huge breakthrough, google's ai beats a top player at the game of go",0
is under armour copying nike's playbook?,0
bernie sanders has a message for his loudest supporters,0
larva celebrates ascent to adulthood with bar-moltzvah,1
elementary school teacher accused in rape of former student,0
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dad claims kingdom so 7-year-old can be real princess,0
5 signs you should be eating more carbs (really!),0
from ball turret gunner to guerilla fighter,0
parents reveal the wackiest items on their kids' santa lists,0
cat turning on the lights is way more fun than a clapper,0
the 5 types of parents we all love to hate... sometimes,0
"as i grieve, 'maybe' has become a positive tool to help me find balance",0
shackled kerry looks on as chechen terror leader removes mask to reveal scarred face of former mentor,1
7 ways to look like a pro in a wine tasting room,0
u.n. address ends in tragedy as ahmadinejad suffers third degree burns from malfunctioning pyrotechnics,1
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larry flynt wins right to pursue missouri execution records,0
4 super easy ways to keep cyber criminals out of your life,0
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vin diesel puts on 35 pounds of bone for upcoming role,1
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philip morris: 'please talk to your cooler children about cigarettes',1
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man sleeps through his stop on elevator,1
study: 84% of couples who walk around exploring new neighborhood never make it home,1
heartbroken chris brown always thought rihanna was woman he'd beat to death,1
to wax or not to wax?,0
majority of office's supplies used to apply for different job,1
university of nevada renames vito corleone school of business following latest accusations against benefactor,1
study finds more evidence that coffee can be a life saver,0
verizon introduces new charge-you-at-whim plan,1
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"farewell to jean nidetch, patron saint of weight watchers",0
role of tree ineptly played by second-grader,1
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stunted 56-year-old still writing chuck palahniuk novels,1
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this accused 'mainsplainer' is attacked for defending alleged victims,0
republicans outraged over redtube censoring of conservative voices,1
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struggling justice alito sent down to lower federal court,1
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ethics attorney says rep. john conyers verbally abused her as his staffer,0
la-z-boy outlet clearly visible from suburban man's grave,1
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george w. bush having trouble finding decent cocaine since leaving white house,1
20 meditation tips for beginners,0
democrats' surrender on torture is nearly complete,0
i am a male babysitter,0
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consumers turning to tabletop options in backlash against video games,0
the truth about homepage sliders,0
old friend avoided in hometown convenience store,1
hunger games' star jena malone shares pregnancy announcement on instagram,0
ted cruz hits the panic button: 'we could lose both houses of congress',0
this is the advice colin powell gave hillary clinton on using private email,0
nancy pelosi to critics: bring it on,0
powerball officials remove plastic balls from pig urine brine,1
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an american dreamer in the age of trump,0
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this is why i prefer the bodies of older women,0
the plot to put amateurism and the ncaa in the past,0
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30 days of online dating: i should have broken the rules,0
maya angelou thought she'd be invited to more white house stuff,1
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yale black law students association urges hate crimes charges for alleged charleston shooter,0
angolan war criminal called in as character witness to manafort fraud trial,1
drought bad,1
the fight to overturn citizens united: what happens now?,0
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solange rocked her first 'snl' performance like the queen she is,0
elizabeth olsen isn't pleased with tom hiddleston's honky tonkin' in this 'i saw the light' clip,0
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npr acknowledges plagiarism in 10 music stories,0
transit authority pledges to double number of out-of-service buses by 2006,1
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epa urges nation to develop new air source,1
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downton abbey' season 6 trailer previews an emotional goodbye,0
fact repeated as urban legend,1
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mitt romney graciously accepts thing he has paid millions of dollars for,1
obama vetoes republican attempt to repeal parts of affordable care act,0
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trump woos kids with helicopter rides at iowa state fair,0
new lover features 30 percent more cock,1
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ernest belamide's gps guide on managing stress,0
donald trump gave the pope a sculpture his holiness will probably regift,0
chris christie dreaming about 72-inch springsteen sub,1
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doing the santa wrap,0
mom draws powerful cartoon in response to cincinnati zoo incident,0
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greenpeace releases rescued dolphins into forest,1
buzzfeed editors unsure how to spin petraeus story into reason the '90s were great,1
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the tennis racket,0
joe biden: dallas shooting 'touched the soul of the nation',0
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hope in students' eyes too much for screenwriting teacher to handle this week,1
wild leopard enters school and attacks six people,0
demolishing the 7 myths propping up fossil fuels,0
why a woman refuses to leave her husband who threatened to kill her,0
national pork council: many americans suffer from pork deficiency,1
the 10 busiest days for summer travel,0
coworker loudly typing away like 1930s cub reporter chasing hot lead,1
man miscast in role of father,1
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3 numbers that say a lot about donald trump,0
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roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful',0
hope solo says ex-fifa president sepp blatter groped her,0
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trump holds third real press conference,0
if bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump,0
betsy devos richly deserved every boo she got,0
nation waiting for protesters to clearly articulate demands before ignoring them,1
dixie chicks send message of love to orlando victims at new york concert,0
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hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health,0
biologists confirm foxes sneakiest little fuckers in animal kingdom,1
pandering nobel peace prize committee honors global harmony again,1
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chris kattan wondering whether he should start a podcast,1
jared kushner excited to finally visit white house after gaining security clearance,1
tapas arriving too fast,1
psychic phone service devastates competition by only hiring the best psychics,1
trump's dangerous move towards protectionism,0
hurricane bitch hits florida,1
will shortz frustrated that police yet to crack taunting puzzles revealing locations of 40 years of murder victims,1
fema unveils nationwide phone tree in case of emergency,1
6 new jersey newspapers call on christie to resign,0
neighbors 2' takes on sexism and double standards in an unexpected way,0
huffpost hill - florida republicans giddily dust off 'sore loserman' posters,0
adult film industry replaces 500 porn stars with hydraulic robotic fisting arm,1
what it's really like to have a miscarriage,0
boss thinks female employee might be ready to handle job she's been doing for past 2 years,1
steve kerr gave an impassioned plea for gun control that everyone should hear,0
naacp demands less minority representation on upn,1
missouri democrats filibuster for 39 hours to stop anti-gay 'religious freedom' bill,0
"tim kaine's children: tim kaine could be vice president of lameness, maybe",1
former tennessee judge allegedly voided traffic fines in exchange for sex,0
hillary clinton campaign shuts down after blowing through $2 billion in first month,1
new archaeological find suggests mary magdalene was actually a size 12,1
straight outta compton' hits top of the box office on opening weekend,0
stephen colbert mocks lawmakers for talking porn instead of guns,0
barcelona holds huge protest in support of refugees,0
world could face months of chinese market aftershocks,0
9 things you're doing that drive your doctor crazy,0
report: fuck guy in kayak,1
vatican unveils new rosary for windows,1
rick perry apologizes for trying to outdo fellow cabinet members by using $72 million of taxpayer funds on lampshade,1
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dad opens up about the tough conversation sparked by water guns,0
elderly patient threatened with suppository,1
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u.s.-backed syrian rebels launch operation against isis in raqqa,0
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study: 63% of all human speech occurs under breath,1
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area dad wants to watch new blu-ray of 'spring breakers' by himself,1
everyone who started watching 'mad money' in 2005 now billionaires,1
report: red meat linked to contentedly patting belly,1
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dysfunctional family brought together by liquor,1
everyone giving up on john after latest movie recommendation,1
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groom admits bride could have looked a bit more radiant on wedding day,1
monday's morning email: the aftermath of the worst mass shooting in u.s. history,0
voice coming from dnc sound system during sanders address clearly hillary clinton's,1
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jared leto doesn't 'give a f**k' about taylor swift,0
poland passes law that eu says threatens country's democracy,0
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jose fernandez had cocaine in system during fatal boat crash,0
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cat placed on 5 minutes' half-assed observation after possibly ingesting plastic thing,1
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america ferrera's response to reporter's tone deaf question will make you cheer,0
dog named murph lives up to name,1
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trump's wavering promises and scandals complicate israel trip,0
small-town sheriff has actually killed surprising amount of people,1
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colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities,0
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"new york giants clean house, fire coach ben mcadoo, gm jerry reese",0
"even if you're a famous actor, you can't touch jessica williams without her permission",0
donald trump cancels press event with black pastors after finding out they're not endorsing him,0
designers handwrite the words we all wish we could say to flotus,0
dad actually yelled at that guy,1
noah cyrus makes her late-night debut belting out 'make me (cry)',0
study: 0% of people die from getting fingers lodged in bowling ball and being dragged down lane,1
american tourist punched for giving nazi salute in germany,0
benedict cumberbatch prepares for battle in magical new 'doctor strange' trailer,0
why getting married may help people drink less,0
"news roundup for march 14, 2017",0
rep. trey gowdy endorses marco rubio for president,0
"jimmy o. yang of 'silicon valley': asians who aren't hunks need screen time, too!",0
doj announces initiative to deploy smartphone-carrying bystanders to nation's streets,1
discovery of neolithic gift shop suggests stonehenge always meant as tourist attraction,1
trump's manic tweet to bar transgender servicepeople from the us military backfires,0
john roberts delivers finishing blow to stephen breyer to defend title of chief justice,1
donald trump: 'i fight like hell' to pay less in taxes,0
malawi girls take self defense classes to combat widespread sexual violence,0
david axelrod's view inside the economic storm obama inherited in 2009,0
shipwreck survivors forced to endure ride home on disney cruise ship,1
tenants feel guilty asking elderly maintenance man to fix anything,1
domestic abuse survivor gives young victims the support she wishes she had,0
report: ground still least desirable surface for breaking fall,1
ice agents hurl pregnant immigrant over mexican border to prevent birth on u.s. soil,1
library of congress adds 'no sleep 'til hammersmith' to national motörhead registry,1
tomi lahren's show reportedly suspended from theblaze after pro-choice remarks,0
nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs,0
poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates,0
"republicans fail on health care. here's why the rest of trump's agenda won't be 'so easy,' either",0
illinois supreme court deems rahm emanuel sleazy enough to run for mayor of chicago,1
motivational tape gets man excited for 20 minutes,1
why this video of a boy zipping a jacket is so powerful,0
sources: you don't want to know what currently happening to saudi arabian woman,1
8 holiday beauty hacks every woman should know,0
enrique iglesias and anna kournikova share first photos of newborn twins,0
bride and groom clearly have not kissed much,1
study: universe actually shrunk by about 19 inches last year,1
a little nonsense,0
a joyous eid in somalia: ugaaso abukar boocow's instagram photos capture the celebrations in mogadishu,0
focus groups and instant polls won't tell you who 'won' the debate,0
performers frantically trying to incorporate spewing sewage pipe into rio opening ceremony,1
will tax reform close the gaps?,0
"sweating, shaking pharmaceutical ceo says he can stop profiting off opioid epidemic anytime he wants",1
last week's trek pretty awesome,1
trevor noah just sincerely praised donald trump for something,0
"onion social ceo appears before hague tribunal to be tried for crimes against humanity, promote new website features",1
previously unknown prejudice against japanese surfaces during game of battleship,1
cat dead set on finding way into mirror,1
area 93-year-old has death-after-life experience,1
where are all the beautiful mastectomy bras?,0
treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves,0
exhausted studio has done all it can in terms of building excitement for 'the lincoln lawyer',1
jeeves asked about genital warts,1
bush seeking non-masturbating surgeon general,1
u.n. warns trump may be 7 months away from acquiring nuclear weapons,1
styrofoam clamshell hiding exquisite pearl of pulled pork sandwich,1
church masses going wild over catchy new gregorian chant,1
creepy one-word text message from mom could mean anything,1
95-year-old woman uses lottery winnings to join 21st century,0
obama readies for his big whcd night,0
rapper not entirely sure who else is on this track,1
"women aren't immune to sexism anywhere, even at the olympics",0
masters of habit: the wisdom and writing of maya angelou,0
scooter' libby wishes he'd ditched nickname before media coverage,1
this pic proves simone biles is a mere mortal after all,0
evolution definitively proven as scientists capture first-ever footage of chimpanzee transforming into human,1
#dearbetsy campaign implores donald trump's education pick to protect campus rape rules,0
why azealia banks will never redefine 'faggot',0
this man used a beyonce concert as a chance to catch up on some reading,0
queer christians respond to jeff sessions' new 'license to discriminate',0
kinki university to change its name because you know why,0
michigan gop passes legislation rerouting flint drinking water to governor's mansion for incoming democrat,1
impressive mom nails skateboard trick while pushing stroller,0
jimmy fallon shares his thanks for george r.r. martin's new hbo series,0
guy with kids to have more kids,1
storybook romance leads to in-flight-magazine marriage,1
fox news host: donald trump could get corporate sponsors for his wall,0
"an oral history of *nsync's breakup, according to bandmates not named justin timberlake",0
men's mental health demands male friendship,0
the wack donald's project,0
friend whose mom just died allowed to pick pizza topping,1
police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him,1
refugee blues,0
army veteran faces 120-year sentence for firing 2 shots into air,0
how women and girls cope with getting their periods in refugee camps,0
nobody in ukraine notices absence of government,1
god shuts down andromeda galaxy,1
trump shifts to infrastructure as james comey prepares to testify,0
here's what actually happens to the money in wishing wells,0
"education department tells states: if students don't take tests, you will lose funding",0
history channel admits to profiting from nazi documentaries,1
"marv albert on the knicks, brad stevens and the state of the nba",0
overcoming self-doubt: tame your inner tormentor,0
possum gazes longingly at family walking dog,1
"lena dunham has a theory on why men, apparently, don't like serena williams and ronda rousey",0
flying squirrel loves it every time,1
rihanna's low-cut red gown is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen,0
2-d doritos sales lagging,1
"amy poehler loses best lead actress in a comedy series, wins life",0
"john avildsen, oscar-winning director of 'rocky,' dead at 81",0
tim kaine clearly tuning out in middle of boring vice presidential acceptance speech,1
elections 2014: read updates on battles around the nation,0
what really happened to luke at the end of 'star wars: the last jedi',0
new hobby to tide retired man over until death,1
joe arpaio's 'concentration camp' is finally closed,0
federal judge tosses 'clock kid' ahmed mohamed's discrimination lawsuit,0
what does real equality look like?,0
raid introduces new box to cover bug until you work up emotional strength to kill it,1
pope urges using 'weapons of love' to combat evil in easter message,0
the innocent victims of europe's refugee crisis,0
the fda should even the score for women's sexual health,0
"human throws her cat a snazzy birthday bash, feline is not impressed",0
scooter' libby wishes he'd ditched nickname before media coverage,1
u.s. soldiers to be equipped with powerful mandibles,1
increased negative campaigning reveals previously hidden ugly side of politics,1
good karma returns for sikh man who removed turban to help injured boy,0
here's yet another way to get paid to travel this summer,0
pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks,0
why jb smoove doesn't want chris rock to boycott the oscars,0
8 herbs and spices that fight off disease,0
the 10 best marketing tweets i've ever seen,0
donald glover did what any fan would do after being cast in 'solo',0
mean buffoon is unpopular: poll,0
paramedic bride responds to call during her own wedding,0
chrissy teigen is thankful she can now filter out the haters on instagram,0
motorist overwhelmed by array of jerky choices,1
you can tell area bank used to be a pizza hut,1
teen accurately describes robert mapplethorpe exhibit as 'gay',1
10 big space-saving ideas for small kitchens,0
russian athlete dedicates olympic medal to 'unfairly' banned compatriots,0
"humanity deserves to live in darkness,' onion social algorithm cries out before bursting into bright light, disappearing from earthly realm",1
breaking: cousin mark coming after all,1
"area man has asshole, old navy written all over him",1
jupiter's liberals worried about their ammonia footprint,1
period of time in which parents proud of how much child can eat quickly dwindling,1
smithsonian acquires rare photograph where whole family looks really nice,1
fda approves new drug for treatment of social anxiety,1
13 snacks that won't derail your resolutions,0
chris martin says he and gwyneth paltrow are 'very close',0
marriage going to be hard to go back to on monday,1
melania's staff asks for privacy from president while she recuperates,1
robert de niro to turn 58 for movie role,1
moses and the red sea,0
all of the wacky and wonderful royal wedding memorabilia you can buy,0
"new, improved obamacare program released on 35 floppy disks",1
sam nunberg: 'i'm not having a meltdown',0
new evidence suggests president george washington sent woodcut of penis to secretary,1
"documentary review: 3 1/2 minutes, ten bullets",0
"gorsuch, like thomas, will get his big payback",0
eddie bauer announces new line of brown clothes,1
new healthier menu features food wendy's customers bring from home,1
tomi lahren claims low-skilled immigrants are 'not what this country is based on',0
trying to explain heroin to the concerned father of an addict,0
sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication,0
dating profile flatly states man looking for someone he can control,1
dice rolled on hot dogs in back of freezer,1
tony award disappoints parents even more,1
masters in writing fails to create master of writing,1
man not himself until he has so much coffee he feels like he's going to die,1
magazine runs article about louis c.k.,1
"pfizer researchers discover new stimulating, medicating, captivating cure for what ails you",1
humiliation of women receives 10 billionth standing ovation,1
michelle obama explains in no uncertain terms why she won't run for office,0
local authorities more than happy to let fbi take over,1
bask in the glow of adele telling critics to 'suck my dick' mid-concert,0
loser older brother looked up to,1
india holds 5k stampede for charity,1
"meet axel, old spice's ridiculous new whale-riding stuntman",0
housefly tracks dog shit all over cucumber slice,1
the arts: what were they?,1
doctor makes half-hearted alternative suggestions before handing over drugs,1
video game henchmen plan meetup around explosive barrels,1
man at bar clinging to muted 'king of queens' episode like life preserver,1
trumpcare scored so badly it could actually help the senate,0
family enters crisis talks after learning restaurant has 45-minute wait,1
jared kushner forced to follow along with ivanka's classified documents during meetings,1
saudi arabian king to populace: 'don't even think about it',1
patient's teeth could be fix for common cause of blindness,0
the role moderate republicans played in passing the civil rights act of 1964,0
lena dunham 'saved' by pro surfer during a paddleboard race,0
child getting pretty cozy with stranger's leg,1
bush still getting clinton's mail,1
where to find the duchess of cambridge's birth announcement dress,0
world wildlife fund publishes photo of what species last seen in 1987 might have evolved to look like,1
shooting non-targets,0
opening soda bottle inadvertently makes man loser,1
israel builds new settlement to host palestinian peace talks,1
diners slightly unnerved that waitress didn't write down order,1
need for more places to sit becomes election's most important issue,1
trump is a crook; house should start impeachment probe,0
obama visits kindergarten to read class 200-page memorandum on health care,1
reclaiming the sacred: five uniting religious principles,0
"fbi raids michael cohen's office to get closer look at his innovative, thorough legal work",1
sunday roundup,0
trouble again in tv's africa,1
donald trump: 'i fight like hell' to pay less in taxes,0
casual friday claims lives of 13 nuclear-waste-disposal technicians,1
class clown has nothing on wilmot proviso,1
hundreds of hbcu students march to the polls to urge people to vote,0
local audience deemed 'great',1
a healer is discovered: galen comes home,0
"media outlets pledge evenhanded criticism of trump, clinton over next 4 years",1
catholic church rules perjury not a mortal sin,1
top official resigns from trump epa with scathing letter,0
a good night's sleep could protect you from the common cold,0
leah remini rediscovers her faith in scientology after going through difficult point in life,1
mom learns about new vegetable,1
ted danson totally nails tonight show interview,1
"uaw, fca still negotiating under 'hour-by-hour' contract extension",0
what's your book shelfie style?,0
russell westbrook with the classic off-the-back-of-the-defender buzzer-beater,0
"obama: 'hillary will fight to protect my legacy, even the truly detestable parts'",1
former addict celebrates 10th year of mind-numbing boredom,1
father excitedly tells 10-year-old son about new video game system,1
man somehow thinks he doesn't have enough alone time,1
families of slain teen and neighbor denounce chicago police: cops failed,0
twitter applauds trump's demands for 'law and order',0
"how to get that $1,000 embroidered dress you've been seeing for under $100",0
james corden battles neil patrick harris in aca-mazing broadway riff-off,0
theory of intelligent school-board design disproven,1
nation flattered brand would go to the trouble of selling them a hand-crafted product,1
old milwaukee book of world records' confirms title for most punches to shoulder,1
"trump says there's been no russia contact -- of course, much of what he says is untrue",0
"military institutes new 'don't tell, let me guess' policy",1
10 sustainable etsy stores you should support,0
trump confident u.s. military strike on syria wiped out russian scandal,1
man missing after explosion was saving up to return to home country,0
toddlers debate whether 'dora's explorer girls' canon or expanded universe,1
solutions to the influence of big money in politics: heeding president obama's call,0
white house ficus to leave for virginia arboretum after declining trump's offer to be chief of staff,1
"in many states, a long-awaited raise for low-paid workers",0
new endangered species: deficit hawk,0
last dog at the shelter receives the sweetest farewell party,0
how the grammys gloss over great indigenous music being made today,0
"whoops: franklin graham's new bank is lgbt-friendly, too",0
"under trump, union election rules could be tilted in employers' favor",0
shower caddy coated in dazzling multicolor array of various soap films,1
obama addresses nation still wearing spock ears,1
first-generation immigrant couple still adjusting to life of being featured in son's standup routines,1
middle manager follows proper procedure,1
david valadao tk house race,0
new facebook notifications alert users when they not currently looking at facebook,1
congress approves of $250 billion,1
everyone ganged up on marco rubio at saturday's gop debate,0
fda declares munchos to be good source of disodium guanylate,1
"snl audience moved to tears by soulful, end-of-episode piano music",1
spawn of satan a failure in father's eyes,1
how to eat healthy while traveling,0
new diet surge targets overweight snowboarders,1
trump warns removing confederate statues could be slippery slope to eliminating racism entirely,1
11 artists you should pay attention to next year,0
retired police chief says he was unlawfully detained at jfk airport,0
new facebook feature allows user to cancel account,1
"north korea claims new long range missile has ability to fly right up in the air, not unlike a bird or a fly",1
where you can listen to prince online in honor of the late music icon,0
report: crooked border guards planting illegal immigrants in cars,1
connecticut lawmaker won't seek re-election after mishandling harassment complaint,0
tig notaro discusses her amazing topless performance with conan,0
paul ryan is more of a con man than ever,0
americans demand military response after chinese shoot down directv satellite,1
"trump: 'i know that was pretty bad, but let's just say you're going to want to save your energy'",1
michael phelps recreates his 'angry michael phelps face' on 'the tonight show',0
dame judi dench learning to spit lyrics will make you love her even more,0
5 surprising factors that make up your personality,0
silvio berlusconi swears dancer was of legal age when he paid her for sex using state money,1
margaret atwood speaks out against anti-abortion legislation in the u.s.,0
rhode island marketing chief quits over tourism video showing iceland,0
"isis truther' donald trump is like a lawyer's dumbest client ever, trevor noah says",0
butterfly on ankle marks passage into womanhood,1
netanyahu provides stunning new evidence that iranians planned sacking of babylon in 539 b.c.,1
meatless monday: robin asbell gets juiced,0
hobby lobby to improve work performance through biblical punishments,0
an heir to the chilean presidency: isabel allende bussi,0
felt board adds clarity to christ's teachings,1
"dear chuck todd, please don't enable liars",0
"people are inherently good,' world halfheartedly mutters",1
best burger restaurants in america,0
a little nonsense,0
report finds drug tunnels most intact transport infrastructure in u.s.,1
12 reasons to watch the puppy bowl instead of the super bowl,0
rock the vote' propels metallica to senate,1
trump announces he'll pay legal fees of any rally attendee who beats up ted cruz,1
samuel adams apologizes for 'boston sucks' pilsner,1
why hillary clinton is moving left on every issue except israel - opinion,0
bid to save gawker.com falls short,0
bill maher lets 'impish brit' milo yiannopoulos off easy,0
20 indoor wall planters to take your houseplants to new heights,0
rattlesnakes have been observed,0
george w. bush throws shade at donald trump,0
gap unveils lightweight linen gift card for summer,1
the world's most dangerous path is reopening to hikers,0
area man dead of fries,1
steve wilson on 'the making of gone with the wind',0
how to be free in faith instead of a slave to religion-made certainty,0
wolf blitzer walks into middle of olive garden commercial to announce breaking election results,1
sen. mark warner warns trump: firing robert mueller would be a 'gross abuse of power',0
pug puppy does the most adorable thing when he spots the camera,0
explanation of board game rules peppered with reassurances that it will be fun,1
pocket electronic-bible-verse database coveted,1
crops begin emerging from farmlands across nation as monsanto ceo slowly raises arms,1
krugman: the right fears democracy,0
more than two in five american adults carry hpv,0
republicans are shocked (!) that they've nominated an ignorant boor,0
i'm mourning the old kidz bop kids,0
restaurant reacts perfectly to diners who were rude to employee with autism,0
taliban leaders already know which westernized schools the first to go as soon as u.s. troops leave afghanistan,1
scott pruitt tosses another pvc tube on campfire,1
nasa to send earth into space,1
gop rep's office got a student suspended for cursing while asking for gun control,0
man with dream to open liquor store achieves dream,1
joe biden: being vice president is 'a bitch',0
things heat up in the kitchen when 12-year-old busts out moves we didn't see coming,0
fantasy novel not holding back on criticisms of dwarvish culture,1
man nothing but lumbering golem of rewards cards,1
supreme court unanimously upholds concealed gavel law,1
entire shopping mall quietly dreading whatever empty stage set up for,1
stars of canceled show terrified fans will raise money for movie,1
tennessee judge upholds state's lethal injection process,0
what it's like to grow up trans in an ultra-orthodox community,0
lisa murkowski admits she thought being alaskan senator would just mean having to deal with bears and shit,1
cadbury's chocolate will no longer be imported from the u.k. and everyone is depressed,0
why do some borrowers pay higher mortgage interest rates than others?,0
fall internship pays off with coveted winter internship,1
"priest religious, but not really spiritual",1
director seeking relatively unknown actress for next affair,1
what gop hopefuls think of tom cotton's iran bombing claim,0
man figured drug addiction would take up a lot more free time,1
theresa may puts on headphones to hear english translation of trump's address,1
dan fogelberg fails to soothe area lite 108 listener,1
oxford student wins prize for photo of atom taken with dslr camera,0
body found near where kayaker went missing,0
reading the pictures: about race and those ebola handheld thermometer pictures on western news sites,0
"astronomers discover tiny, shy moon hiding in the shadows of the solar system",0
va loan program may be letting veterans down,0
bizarre mars dune pattern looks like a message in morse code,0
"dr. king died fighting for economic justice. nearly half a century later, we continue his fight.",0
pornhub expands parental controls for user accounts,1
exhausted robert mueller turns off phone to give himself breather from russia probe news over holiday break,1
danny cortez is a dangerous man,0
even jennifer lawrence can't resist a good deal,0
chelsea handler features brutal impression of sarah huckabee sanders on her show,0
7 super seeds with big health benefits,0
new seals & croft cd club offers 600 seals & crofts cds for a penny,1
café adds heartbreaking little lunch menu,1
israel passes law cementing itself as exclusive nation-state of benjamin netanyahu,1
director scott schwartz takes on disney's hunchback,0
3-year-old terrified by sizzling fajita platter,1
trump's mini-surge,0
heat rises for fbi director james comey as both campaigns demand email answers,0
the magical turpan,0
chili's introduces savory new 200-times-baked potatoes,1
video appears to show 76er jahlil okafor in street fight,0
yoga: how we serve survivors of violence and toxic stress,0
pebble just bounces off big toad,1
diamond jubilee marred by drunken queen elizabeth ii encouraging guests to fuck,1
elections in ukraine,0
30 reasons to give thanks to horses,0
michelle duggar opens up about teenage struggle with bulimia,0
mueller ain't going away,0
why the eu plan to stop mediterranean migration is a human rights concern,0
onion book of known knowledge' contains cure for hiv,1
negligent oaf sloppily packs away board game without so much as a thought to future players,1
"disappointing prince vaults found to contain 37,000 hours of billy joel covers",1
restaurants open on thanksgiving 2014,0
"report: buddy dysmorphia sufferers experience skewed, negative perception of shape of friends",1
tomi adeyemi wanted 'children of blood and bone' to be 'so good... so black',0
california country' singer turns ballad into heartbreaking plea for queer inclusion,0
porn-store change machine gummed up again,1
don't trust your gut on hillary: why the visceral suspicion of her is predictable – and untrustworthy,0
hear social media obsessed teen's reaction when her parents take away phone,0
strong earthquake hits western argentina,0
archaeologists discover world's first guy named marty,1
brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state,0
missed connection' ad obviously cheney,1
why it's time to drop the 'd' from ptsd,0
"chinese scientists successfully clone 2 monkeys, could lead to human applications",0
8-year-old spreads love in the classroom with braille valentines,0
song banged out in half hour by professional songwriters to define teenager's personality for next two years,1
delighting in criticism,0
photos show aftermath of colombia's deadly floods,0
man pinned under blankets for three days,1
wow: erykah badu shares steamy sex tips,0
defiant north korea launches what appears to be icbm,0
the internet is having a field day comparing justin bieber and orlando bloom's nude pics,0
taylor swift brings fans to tears with surprise gifts,0
child unaware just how many of his toys intended to steer him away from homosexuality,1
coworkers pull off daring one-hour lunch break,1
amanda seyfried gave birth to her first child,0
oklahoma teachers prepare for walkout as red state revolt spreads,0
pretty obvious which sibling going to have to deal with all the nursing home stuff,1
texas environmentalists lobby for solar-powered electric chair,1
saudi arabia announces escalation of human rights abuses to curry more favor with u.s.,1
poll finds hillary clinton candidate most americans want to have 8-ounce glass of tap water with,1
ebola can stay in survivors' semen way longer than expected,0
sick man slowly becoming enthroned in used tissues,1
relieved scott walker narrowly avoids acknowledging immigrants' humanity during campaign speech,1
john mcenroe thinks he could beat serena williams,0
larva acting like it knows everything about chewing leaves,1
coworker obsessively checks e-mail every couple of minutes,1
14 reasons why pharrell williams is definitely a fashion icon,0
urban polling stations urge voters to immediately get back in line for general election,1
rubenesque woman has picassoesque face,1
study finds no logical reason why planes fly,1
"after irma, tim duncan pens emotional plea: 'don't forget' the u.s. virgin islands",0
teenage pro surfer reportedly killed catching hurricane irma's waves in barbados,0
republicans steel for a loss in trump country special election,0
"girlfriend's birthday weekend a nightmarish, labyrinthian journey through her darkest, most depraved desires",1
muhammad as spirit of truth: a christian testimony against islamophobia,0
farmworker rights leaders plan to protest on ben & jerry's free cone day,0
officemax employee was here when gel pens were big,1
widower just doesn't have energy to waltz with dead wife's dress tonight,1
ex-iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad plans to run again,0
miley cyrus and other celebs start 2015 with a kiss,0
"hanes, fruit of the loom locked in bitter struggle no one else aware of",1
richard wolff says capitalism drives inequality with 'explosive' consequences for society,0
deutsche bank begins removing possessions from white house after trump defaults on loan,1
"iss astronaut sick of sharing confined space with crass, disgusting partner from polaris 8",1
how fake meat may change our future thanksgiving dinners,0
seating mix-up puts tony bennett in middle of slipknot,1
nra calls for teachers to keep loaded gun pointed at class for entire school day,1
"carly rae jepsen just released her new single, 'all that'",0
"the walking dead guns it, whereas hell on wheels recalibrates",0
"new snack chip evades digestive system, burrows straight into heart",1
trump asks national prayer breakfast to pray for 'celebrity apprentice',0
meeting jon snow irl is apparently like seeing the 'mona lisa' for the first time,0
"because we already miss 'veep,' here are some arrogant jonah lines that didn't make it into season 5",0
steven tyler weathered the storm in new york and ended up on cnn,0
new 'phone book' raising serious privacy issues,1
sudden burst of confidence not sure where the hell it came from either,1
hanes unveils w-neck t-shirt,1
karl rove: donald trump would get 'creamed' up against hillary clinton,0
drexel professor says 'white genocide' holiday wish was 'satirical',0
tom brady's met gala outfit gets mocked from the sidelines,0
man's whole job undoing handiwork of self-checkout machine,1
former mexican president to trump: 'your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world',0
north korea ranked least-entertained nation on earth,1
"humor, hope, and human rights: on the loss of robin williams",0
dick cheney would torture again,0
bernie sanders willing to work with trump (but there's a big if),0
state facing lawsuit over controversial law nullifying all federal gun regulations,0
children's hospital charity dependent on teri hatcher's knowledge of british parliament,1
senator can't believe he has to come in on a wednesday,1
mitch mcconnell reminds senators that they'll have to make up government shutdown days at end of year,1
report: 5th floor a bunch of pompous dicks,1
god furious at every human who isn't actively trying to get as fat as possible off bounty he provided,1
bartender hurt by unfinished drink,1
dead daughter would have wanted $220 million liability settlement,1
apathy outpacing lust as leading u.s. state of mind,1
in depth: behind the veil of the middle east -- what life is like for women there,0
"metlife, goodyear tragically merge",1
this n.j. county has housed all of its homeless veterans,0
study finds average american gets most physical exertion waving cell phone around to get signal,1
house republicans unveil bill to repeal obamacare,0
anti-slavery hamilton may get to stay on $10 bill while genocidal slaver jackson gets pushed off the $20,0
blm protest at london airport calls out environmental inequality,0
alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck,0
fda to increase recommended dosage of acetaminophen for children who can handle their shit,1
paul beatty becomes first american to win man booker prize for fiction,0
"please hold while i send you through to mr. gilmore,' says jim gilmore inside empty campaign office",1
5 family movies still worth streaming on netflix this holiday,0
between addict and recovery: look how far you've come,0
gluten-free pancake mix just a bag of sand,1
"6 dead, including 4 kids, in mass shooting near houston",0
stephen colbert thinks he's found proof: 'there is definitely a pee pee tape',0
arm & hammer representative starting to wonder what he's doing at sxsw,1
17 mother's day gifts and cards for all the geeky moms out there,0
"fourth quarter, time winding down, super bowl,' report nation's 11-year-olds",1
color drains from michael flynn's face after single red dahlia drops out of envelope from russian intelligence,1
chamillionaire responds to critics who don't get why he helped mexican immigrant,0
study: average american has over 9 million imagined sexual partners in lifetime,1
jfk jr. announces plans to run for best-dressed man in '98,1
"depot buys max,' nation's office-supply-loving teens text frantically to one another",1
completely unfair that man ended up on sex offender registry just for public urination on a child,1
let's talk about solar power and equity,0
burger king introduces new healthy deep-steamed french fries,1
5 months of college research outweighed by weekend visiting friend at penn state,1
"dept. of labor reports it could be nothing, but they may have spotted job in iowa strip mall",1
"italy earthquake survivors to live in tents until january, amatrice mayor says",0
"mothers, precious and misunderstood: the many mothers i have met",0
donald trump picked the wrong state to call obamacare a 'catastrophic event',0
5 bad behaviors from the past that are now totally common,0
dental hygienist sick of being lied to,1
"just when couple finally stops stressing about having a baby, they're still not pregnant",1
43-year-old figured he would've grown out of waving to self on security cameras by now,1
"trump hotels buck industry trend, continue to offer guests porn",0
man proud of food he ordered,1
christian theme park features world's largest spanking machine,1
adele's new bodyguard is sending the internet into meltdown,0
donald trump wouldn't have had the ready cash to self-finance entire campaign — analysis,0
watch: homophobes have invented a scary new tactic to undo equal rights,0
pornographic website visitor chooses subscription that's right for him,1
kevin james announces he is not considering late-career shift towards more dramatic roles,1
"her modern family: four moms, four refugee kids and plenty more",0
sleepover guests get story straight on what time they went to bed,1
god wondering whatever happened to that planet where he made all those monkeys,1
20-year-old says 'i deserved it' after fiancé punched her in the arm,0
penny not so lucky for tortured soul of lincoln trapped inside,1
why traveling is the smartest way to spend your tax refund,0
how the iran nuclear deal came to be,0
fda recalls food,1
over 165 countries set to sign paris agreement,0
the true cost of turning on the lights,0
book about michael jackson available for purchase,1
obama revises campaign promise of 'change' to 'relatively minor readjustments in certain favorable policy areas',1
this n.j. county has housed all of its homeless veterans,0
8-year-old boy surprises marine dad during firefight in afghanistan,1
americans pool together $945.23 to counteract corporate money's influence in politics,1
tornado creeped out by man who keeps following it in truck and filming it,1
"woman deriving some sort of sick pleasure from healthy new diet, lifestyle",1
here is how phil jackson and the knicks can win free agency,0
thwarting of arch nemesis leaves sky commander feeling empty,1
males circumcised to reduce hiv risk in mozambique shift gender norms surrounding sex,0
50 best workplaces for diversity,0
a day with hiv' campaign tells the powerful stories of those affected by hiv,0
john kerry issues dire warning on israeli settlements ahead of pro-settlement donald trump entering office,0
3 simple ways to relieve holiday tension with tai chi,0
burger king franchise owner adds sad little personal touches to restaurant,1
australia's deputy prime minister resigns amid mounting scandals,0
black father gives son the talk about holding literally any object,1
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alleged cop killer flew under radar,0
love letters from wwii: in memory of my father,0
early-morning jogger pities everyone still sleeping,1
monocle-wearing oil baron's cigarette holder splinters in clenched teeth after hearing bernie sanders' environmental platform,1
fbi quickly follows up on tip about potentially dangerous man who killed 17 in school shooting,1
area bastards pick wrong guy to mess with this time,1
clinton campaign hits trump for seeing brexit as boon to his business,0
sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk,0
atlanta motel standoff ends with suspect stabbing himself,0
albanian village bombed forward into stone age,1
house of cards-style corruption in virginia,0
report: it okay to spend rest of day curled in fetal position under desk,1
dick durbin wakes up chained to radiator with instructions to saw open own stomach to access kavanaugh report,1
salvation air force collecting used planes in your area,1
"for national coming out day, 150 lgbtq sports people who have come out in the last year",0
mother provides adult son with list of questions to ask doctor,1
an eye-opening look at school playgrounds around the world,0
no one at ad agency remembers hiring carrot top for commercial,1
"for dreamers who endured the horrors of joe arpaio's arizona, our work is not done",0
ex-con back behind bar,1
nypd arrests down for second week,0
michael dukakis still drives old tank everywhere,1
prince george and princess charlotte steal the show at pippa middleton's wedding,0
how we fooled donald trump into retweeting benito mussolini,0
the u.s. is driving less and still building more highways,0
hey nc! check out the awesome move nyc just made for trans people,0
did the restaurant owner actually say that to a rabbi?,0
"meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope",0
spoon's weight topples pint in jarring reminder of how much ice cream area man ate in one sitting,1
violence erupts at pro-trump california beach rally,0
trumpcare scored so badly it could actually help the senate,0
protesters ignored,1
13 ghastly money mistakes that could come back to haunt you,0
focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan,0
area bus driver would prefer not to say 'you're welcome' for thousandth time today,1
9 shows that make the case for watching television in august,0
manager hates to see you go,1
shingles sufferer sick of explaining what shingles is,1
nation to honor harper lee by ensuring novel about horrors of racism always remains relevant,1
trump lawyer shares image of hillary saying she 'murdered an ambassador',0
this usain bolt fan totally wins the cheering olympics,0
chris pratt's son is totally trolling him,0
"world cup stadium's walls reinforced with 10,000 homeless brazilians",1
"area man coasting by on good looks, work ethic, in-depth knowledge of virginia real estate law",1
"alexandria ocasio-cortez criticized for preventing 25,000 new york evictions",1
"secret service's prostitution scandal did not affect president's security, white house adviser madame chartreuse says",1
ibm is about to change the way we forecast weather,0
17 tweets about the horrifying reality of accidentally sending a sext,0
nasa designers release flirty new space skirt,1
showoff pallbearer carries casket by himself,1
ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again,0
televisa host says network pressured her to say on-air sexual harassment was a hoax,0
why are trans people left out of lgbt history so often?,0
progressive groups want doug jones to throw caution to the wind,0
jay-z ceo resigns after stock price plunges,1
romney receives 20-minute standing ovation at naawp event,1
friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast,0
a litany of thanksgiving,0
police homicide investigation uncovers cap in ass,1
"the most delicious (and grossest) hangover remedies, ranked",0
"report: only 893,000 news stories to go until 2016 election over",1
"man snaps selfie with a python. the snake snapped back, unsurprisingly.",0
"obama, rachel goldstein really hitting it off on group trip to israel",1
"as more borders close, families rush for refuge",0
here are some of the best photos from obama's trips to the 50 states,0
ivanka trump's nordstrom sales reportedly dropped over 70 percent right before the election,0
james gunn debunks 'guardians of the galaxy' paternity rumors,0
lessons from kodak,0
state of emergency declared at new york city's housing authority,0
nba players to start paying for retired players' health insurance,0
former marine to watch lots of tv,1
sex toy discreetly shipped in plain dildo-shaped box,1
"timothée chalamet donates 30,000 smoldering looks to time's up fund in wake of woody allen controversy",1
"emporia, kansas named best small town in america to escape from",1
"puerto rico's official death toll hits 39, with the final number still unknown",0
nation braces for 13 more weeks of coworkers talking about their fantasy football teams,1
hope fades for survivors in 1999 turkish earthquake,1
"rupert murdoch, are you ok?",0
authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes' harlem home,0
"pope benedict leaves church in helicopter with lebron james, paul feig for some reason",1
family watches in silence as dad checks out waitress,1
do you and your spouse both drink? why it could matter for marital bliss,0
area dad will only watch things in hd,1
boss alludes to 'crunch time',1
what happened to america's first muslims?,0
bruce jenner okay following deadly car crash,0
scientists determine tingling sensation of asmr caused by mass brain cell die-off,1
"unemployed man vows to wake up early, finish watching movie",1
pier 1 issues formal apology for rattan death march,1
college freshman experiences first tantalizing taste of freedom waiting in line at burrito station while parents find table,1
horse racing tested by the test of the champion,0
the u.s. is sitting on a mountain of cheese,0
"cia chief admits to torture after six-hour beating, electrocution",1
phantom thread' wins academy award for best film you liked but probably wouldn't see again,1
woman assures friend she has blackouts from drinking all the time,1
shooting non-targets,0
to the princeton privileged kid,0
catalan leader says region cannot accept 'illegal' control from madrid,0
troubled' republicans have no plans to do anything about james comey's firing,0
tea party congressman listens to constituent who wears thomas jefferson costume everywhere,1
netflix executive unsure how to tell barack obama his series idea just 'fawlty towers',1
veteran congressman can still remember when inaction on gun violence actually presented a moral dilemma,1
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cocktail-party guest cornered by joel stein,1
sandy hook father to alex jones: 'i'm not backing down',0
study finds college still more worthwhile than spending 4 years chained to  radiator,1
illiterate spirit frustrates ouija- board players,1
watch: the insanely easy way to poach a dozen eggs at once,0
who declares ebola outbreak after democratic republic of the congo confirms 2 cases,0
"uber targeted rival lyft drivers with ""hell"" program, report finds",0
subway manager disgusted by sight of cold cut combo devouring large rat,1
student reporter hits it out of the park with 5 accurate sentences,1
amazon's new streaming service is cheaper than standard netflix,0
"beyonce shares more blue ivy photos, melts more hearts",0
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this is how we know daca didn't cause the border crisis,0
"captor, captive have different senses of humor",1
the most dangerous antihero on tv is ... the star of comedy central's 'review'?,0
chuck e. cheese's pit boss tells floor attendant to keep an eye on guest winning big at skee-ball,1
floppy-armed robot repeatedly warns: 'danger',1
sleeping around: how to sleep in a sensory deprivation tank,0
john legend kissing chrissy teigen's stomach is peak them,0
charlottesville goddam,0
congressman knows regular lobbyist's order without even having to be told,1
hispanics expected to become majority of u.s. population by middle of father-in-law's rant,1
why obama should ask congress for an isis aumf,0
scientists say newly discovered earthlike planet could support robust economy,1
"norman lear, common, shonda rhimes to explore inequality in epix documentary series",0
nia long: film and tv should look like the world we live in,0
poll: 89% of illegal immigrants would prefer path to corporate status,1
nation's math professors announce plans to continue wearing chinos with running shoes indefinitely,1
why adults still experience back-to-school anxiety,0
what i learned about my career from leading a double life,0
man just using virgin mary to get to jesus,1
lyndon johnson pulls ahead in poll of nation's alzheimer's patients,1
"in alaska, obama highlights climate change while his decisions draw accusations of 'hypocrisy'",0
hear social media obsessed teen's reaction when her parents take away phone,0
the key to setting achievable goals,0
abdul malik abdul kareem guilty of conspiring to support isis in texas attack,0
area gambler likes those odds,1
white americans say the starbucks arrests were an isolated incident. black americans say they were part of a pattern.,0
mta reminds new yorkers they can fucking walk,1
pope francis warns of 'dangerous' alliance between u.s. and russia,0
chiquita introduces easy-grip banana,1
gravity' & '12 years a slave' tie at 2014 pga awards,0
5 books to get you out of your literary comfort zone,0
report: sky normal today,1
woman fulfills manifest destiny of hardwood floor throughout home,1
area gambler likes those odds,1
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philadelphia goes way overboard on 9/11 security for liberty bell,1
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8 tips for dealing with the loss of a loved one,0
party guest hoping birthday card with shirtless hunk taken in playful spirit with which it was intended,1
london replica goes up in flames on great fire's 350th anniversary,0
"man who awoke from coma just in time shares his story, urges us to 'find the miracle within'",0
antifa organizers announce plans to disrupt neo-nazi rally or whatever else going on that day,1
bernie sanders shows how reagan destroyed the middle class,0
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man basks in triumphant glory after purchases line up to exact value of gift card,1
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"rick perry speech electrifies 1,200 scared, miserable racists",1
nba stars and coaches share heartfelt stories about flip saunders,0
lone mexican in mexican restaurant doing the dishes,1
dog costumed to create illusion of sports-team preference,1
what to eat to curb your cravings,0
a reality show about marshawn lynch is coming to facebook,0
voice recognition software yelled at,1
biden kicked out of laundromat after shag rug floods washing machine,1
"astronaut eileen collins was supposed to endorse trump in her rnc speech, but didn't",0
"onion social ceo rebukes 480,000 crimes at international criminal tribunal including illegal surveillance, insider trading, mass murder, indecent exposure",1
larva celebrates ascent to adulthood with bar-moltzvah,1
the u.s. can't afford to continue the death penalty,0
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overweight man to lose weight if he gets really overweight,1
chinese graduate student pursues master's in political silence,1
why top talent is passing your company by,0
why we sabotage our relationships,0
eager understudy beginning to think john lithgow impervious to disease,1
high school nurse getting pretty good at spotting morning sickness,1
how to pick a lifestyle consistent with your passion,0
there's virtually no way trump could win the nobel prize this year for north korea,0
chipotle ceo predicts the demise of 'irrelevant' fast food chains,0
dog with skin condition has a strange past,0
migrant women sentenced for having unmarried sex in qatar,0
mass protests planned if trump fires deputy attorney general rosenstein,0
senate intelligence committee confirms from testimony that donald trump jr. has no knowledge,1
king ralph fails to become hip retro reference,1
gop senator warns against party's 'obstructionist' supreme court strategy,0
"jody hice, anti-islam republican, defeats ken dious in georgia house race",0
"neighbors tried to rescue this dog, but he's still suffering",0
scout returns with news of quicker checkout line to the east,1
radio shack salesman 'a little out of it today',1
arizona republicans want to prosecute protesters the same way they do terrorists,0
hollywood executive: we should have done more to stop harvey weinstein,0
u2 takes aim at donald trump and white supremacists in biting new music video,0
trump says muslim judges also might not be fair to him,0
putting it together in 2015,0
nasa completely forgot probe was returning today,1
damon albarn gets carried off stage in denmark after 5-hour set,0
"the equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack",0
art experts confirm guggenheim museum a forgery,1
trump campaign selects mike pence as concrete reminder that this all really happening,1
what everyday iranians have to say about the nuclear deal now that it's a reality,0
new education program inspires economically advantaged youth to express themselves through funding the arts,1
how one dying man changed the debate about the tax bill,0
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hero lawyer uses technicality to free guilty man,1
new 'star wars' commercial reveals c-3po's red arm and other secrets,0
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man had no idea cough was going to be wet one,1
arkansas executes first inmate in 12 years,0
house democrats forced to move all their things back into disgusting minority locker room,1
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japanese family puts aging robot in retirement home,1
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h.r. 2651 fans storm senate floor after passage of bill,1
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report: much of u.s. still underpaved,1
a 'married... with children' spinoff is reportedly happening,0
poz retreats: empowering people who are infected and/or affected by hiv/aids,0
these influential marijuana users defy the stoner stereotype,0
"all hail nicole kidman, who won a deserved emmy for 'big little lies'",0
justice department blindsided banking agency on marijuana reversal: report,0
"actually, suicide not the easy way out for area quadriplegic",1
guy eats own weight in combos over three-month period,1
panama papers source breaks silence and offers to aid authorities for immunity,0
this time to be different,1
... and justice for all,0
pondering religion's absence as son turns 13,0
there is a shortage of male teachers of color. nyc is working to fix that.,0
judge orders man accused of tweeting threats to never tweet,0
nyse admits: this is all make believe,1
god admits he way less strict with last few billion children,1
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huffpollster: texas and massachusetts are the states to watch on super tuesday,0
"area ceo likes to think of family as small, close-knit business",1
empowering women and girls to own their worth,0
"from bulldogs to elephant walks: chats with johnny mathis, monica mancini and anson williams, plus matt hires works with rmh",0
"malaysian airliner shot down, fedex charged over drug shipments (video)",0
"higher interest rates – oh, goodie!",0
cnn accused of ignoring certain issues on anderson cooper 340°,1
8 holiday beauty hacks every woman should know,0
chris murphy: congress giving 'quiet endorsement' to murders,0
colin powell has no plans to endorse or speak at either convention,0
the late show' unveils spoof halloween-themed trump merch,0
chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good,0
argentina tightens security in anticipation of numerous criminals arriving for g20,1
erik estrada big in mexico,1
ceo has female sex organs,1
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john oliver lays out the most disturbing ways in which trump impacts america,0
"70,000 burning man attendees die of dehydration after thinking someone else was bringing the water",1
movie not nearly as awful as hoped,1
"pfizer researchers discover new stimulating, medicating, captivating cure for what ails you",1
authorities abandon search for missing girl after finding huge bass while dredging lake,1
dog gives priceless reaction when owner pretends to faint,0
hillary clinton says she's not ready to take a position on marijuana legalization yet,0
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illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor,0
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connect four-playing sis pretty sneaky,1
dubious inclusions damage credibility of entire record collection,1
mom's viral video sums up the first pregnancy vs. the rest of them,0
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prejudice does not discriminate,0
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noxious minions of satan offer free installation through july,1
the one scandal the trump white house can't lie its way out of,0
new anti-drug campaign thinks emojis will finally get teens to listen,0
the scientology-approved version of 'going clear' is a bit... different,0
f. gary gray likely to direct 'fast & furious 8',0
david beckham stared down a studio camera: here's what we know,0
this is america's best kept sex secret,0
what's-his-face fires publicist,1
214 executed in wacky bolivian prison mix-up,1
entertainment-history buffs re-enact battle of the network stars,1
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selene chin: ground yourself with the right skills,0
will smith shooting scene witness shocked by alleged shooter cardell hayes' calm behavior,0
deflategate: another image blow to the nfl that is not likely to hurt its business,0
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new archie graphic novel explores rich inner life of jughead,1
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report: nurse who fought ebola quarantine to leave maine,0
how to track santa claus' flight around the world this christmas eve,0
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biden pardons single yam in vice presidential thanksgiving ritual,1
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paul ryan quietly doing seated ab exercises throughout state of the union,1
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huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows,0
workaholic dad misses only one or two accomplishments in unimpressive child's life,1
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studio audience wants show to be over,1
man brings human skull to florida grocery store: police,0
gene simmons' message to wannabe rocker: 'get a damn job',0
ode to gaza,0
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donald trump has become the kardashians... and that's an insult to the kardashians,0
authorities say blacklight analysis shows velvet poster of mushroom kingdom looking even cooler than previously imagined,1
rohit varma on india's surge in the digital era,0
young girl provides home for stray bullet,1
christian weightlifter bends iron bar to show power of god's love,1
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london's new mayor: i won't be able to visit the u.s. if donald trump wins,0
millions of people prince william would never deign to speak to captivated by royal wedding,1
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first gay couple receives marriage license at jailed kentucky clerk's office,0
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montana judge targeted for impeachment for 60-day incest rape sentence,0
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fabled burger king employee places single onion ring in everyone's fries,1
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tesla debuts carless driver,1
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obama leaves post-it on counter with quick note explaining how to use extralegal surveillance apparatus,1
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jazz jennings has a message – and a mission,0
t.g.i. friday's unveils new jeff daniels barbecue sauce,1
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college professor reminds students it will take a few classes to memorize everyone's triggers,1
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5 questions i wish younger people would stop asking me,0
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philippine hitman says he heard duterte order killings,0
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apple's safari browser is crashing for some users: report,0
injured troops request extended tours to avoid being sent to walter reed,1
for-profit college hastily designs diploma for student on verge of actually graduating,1
air pollution linked to millions of premature births around the globe,0
scott bakula jumps into mccain's body just before election,1
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bob saget says mentor bill cosby has been 'tarnished' by 'despicable' acts,0
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every song on kendrick lamar's new album is charting on billboard's hot 100,0
mom thinks you'd enjoy restaurant she can't remember name of right now,1
report: more elderly improving cognitive function by solving murders,1
civilian 'guard' fires gun while 'protecting' recruiting center,0
savvy man registers 'sleepy romney' twitter account just in case candidate looks tired,1
maximum age for strollers raised to 8,1
fiercest fighting in days between kurds and isis in kobani,0
rock and roll hall of fame retires 'd' chord,1
cancer lobbies for decreased cancer funding,1
archaeologists discover first hominid to own tools but never use them,1
uncovered california: community college students' quest for mental health services,0
floating library proves books should be shared in improbable places,0
the two opposing world views in the white house,0
dnc keynote speaker definitely not keynote speaker only because he's latino,1
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knights organization denies claims that overhunting could lead to extinction of dragons,1
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police leaders join effort to reduce incarceration rate,0
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no one murdered because of this image,1
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nature's trust (part 1),0
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photographer captures private moments of lgbtq icons in stunning color,0
this moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines,0
11 classic hollywood kisses that will send shivers down your spine,0
"dancing wild man strikes again, badly shaken bar-goers report",1
james dyson meets in secret with alien ambassador to receive technology for new hand dryer,1
what the marijuana lobby could offer hillary clinton,0
desperate gop spotted in south dakota trying to build keystone pipeline themselves,1
jimmy carter pushes colleges to get tougher on campus rapists,0
"what is vidcon? and why did 20,000 teens show up?",0
whippoorwill has had same 3-note song stuck in head for entire life,1
mesquite bbq visine selling poorly outside texas,1
trump boys set up 'don and eric law place' in white house electrical room to help dad with legal problems,1
faa advises asiana airlines pilot to get back out there after crash,1
this will make all of your troubling thoughts drift away,0
report: only predictor of happy marriage is if husband ever won wife big stuffed animal at amusement park,1
cara delevingne gets a laugh out of pushing paparazzo in paris,0
parents formally announce transfer of expectations to second child,1
"hillary clinton and the not too bitter, not too smooth, just right primary",0
this republican once said helping refugees made us a 'better nation.' but now he's done.,0
self-defense instructor keeps a couple of secrets to himself,1
why it's hard to be a woman,0
how do i live knowing proof of heaven?,0
ryan zinke and the tale of two fish,0
single fat kid takes 50 years off jungle gym's life,1
john deere unveils new line of lawnmower sidecars,1
frantic john kerry looks on as teresa slowly lowered into kim jong-un's electric eel tank,1
taylor swift was 'the happiest maid of honor ever' at her best friend's wedding,0
donald trump asks why the civil war couldn't have been 'worked out',0
sign of the times: local governments cross the line with signage restrictions,0
"huffpost hill - america nostalgic for bush v. gore, somehow",0
trump lawyer sends cease-and-desist letter to steve bannon,0
"beetlejuice' sequel is not a go, according to tim burton's rep (updated)",0
donald trump's inauguration singer speaks out against transgender bathroom bills,0
failure to get into private college to be most financially responsible act of 17-year-old's life,1
7 things the earth would totally tweet if it could,0
"mosquitoes don't even need to bite us, study shows",1
calculus problem hits too close to home,1
"malala yousafzai nearly died for girls' education. today, she started at oxford.",0
"bush, cheney stand back-to-back, cock shotguns one last time",1
"camp david, president obama, and the refusal to acknowledge history and reality",0
makeup do's and i prefer you don'ts,0
house gop announces lawyer for obama lawsuit,0
australian journalist's devastating take on trump at g-20 goes viral,0
cosby lawyer asks why accusers didn't come forward to be smeared by legal team years ago,1
6 of the best-designed marijuana shops across america,0
cnn contributor compares trump campaign to (gulp) chris farley's death,0
jewel organizes 'save the unicorns' benefit,1
18 awesome picnic recipes (that aren't sandwiches),0
learn to fix the no. 1 mistake you are making in yoga practice,0
ferguson crisis is symptomatic of many other injustices,0
just some guys in england driving a tank to the gas station,0
editors of 'good car' magazine: 'the 2013 hyundai sonata is a good car',1
trump attacks 'groveling' author of study showing no voter fraud,0
slain teacher told his fiancee what to say if he died in a school shooting,0
special 'framers' cut' of constitution to feature five deleted amendments,1
north korea rings in new year with promises of intercontinental missile,0
justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus',0
new liver can really handle its scotch,1
"machines won't replace us, they'll force us to evolve",0
climbers abandon everest amid fresh avalanches,0
greece orders banks to re-open monday,0
single document engulfed in coworker's 50-page printout,1
no one in group admits girls' night out a colossal failure,1
glasses are the new it accessory,0
3 little reminders that put love into perspective,0
breathing polluted air may increase the risk for kidney problems,0
child boosted on shoulders for better view of man having heart attack,1
study finds people on dates know within 30 seconds if other person is newt gingrich,1
the question all real-life 'heroes' ask themselves,0
law schools now require applicants to honestly state whether they want to go to law school,1
mckinsey global institute: women's equality would unleash massive growth,0
prince charles thinks boys are finally old enough to hear what happened to their mother,1
watch live: jen kirkman discusses her new book 'i know what i'm doing and other lies i tell myself',0
the ocean's gentle giant,0
twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge,0
every tomboy's guide to being a modern lady,0
indian teen caught playing air sitar,1
u.s. opens door to a change in blood donation policy for gay men,0
newt gingrich thinks nepotism laws shouldn't apply to trump administration,0
the two-for-one move that tones abs and arms at the same time,0
detective behind two-way mirror nervously crosses arms as criminal addresses him directly,1
area man pretty loud at guitar,1
city councilman from future warns against building 12th avenue rec center,1
tsa agents to now simply stand at checkpoints and remind passengers that we all die someday,1
victoria and david beckham celebrate 16th wedding anniversary on instagram,0
"as chevy ends award-winning sustainability plan, the climate is just as screwed as ever",0
"denny's introduces new 3,000-spider-egg omelet",1
why i want to live like i'm 40 in my 20s,0
monster got tina,1
home-schooled student opens fire on breakfast nook,1
guy in bear costume has no problem voting in russian election,0
greed and resistance in sarawak's rainforest,0
"liberals, it's time to look at ourselves in the mirror",0
trump claims waterboarding doesn't come close to the excruciating torment he experiences at every moment,1
report: crooked border guards planting illegal immigrants in cars,1
lone man with six-pack 'partying',1
sources: trump administration tells epa to cut climate page from website,0
trump's america--a not so shining city on the hill,0
production of 'iceman cometh' canceled due to entire cast getting called back for axe body spray commercial,1
grown man purchases 37th sailor moon figurine,1
"corporate, koch money dominates early 2016 senate race spending",0
obamacare repeal could be more difficult than house republicans think,0
court tosses scott walker's food stamp drug testing lawsuit,0
uzo aduba's emmys dress is a work of art,0
step inside the technicolor dream world of brazilian love motels,0
iran counts votes after big turnout in presidential election,0
historical archives: humor in shackles,1
fec extends election by 7 months to give nation chance to better get to know candidates,1
josh ritter and the 'storm' surrounding his new music,0
rodent clearly making its way through steve bannon's body throughout national security meeting,1
supreme ruler of laundry room moves load of clothes from washer to top of washer,1
rebel grandma sneaks out of care home to get a tattoo,0
"charity for homeless returns martin shkreli's $15,000 donation",0
area woman decides not to post facebook status that would have tipped gun control debate,1
mystery toilet flusher turns out to be something pretty scary,0
craig sager brings his a-game to facetime fellow cancer patient,0
jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws',1
jay-z gets concert crowd to sing happy birthday to beyoncé,0
bernie sanders planning 'major speech' on democratic socialism,0
compliment of pants sounds suspiciously like intent to steal them,1
civic eagle' app wants to bring americans face to face in online debate,0
president obama: pretty sure jesus isn't cool with the drones,0
trump privately terrified his sexual assault victims will someday come forward,1
george takei reminds donald trump of the past horrors of nuclear weapons,0
bodybuilder's veins now outside of his skin,1
suppression of the transgender vote,0
92% of area woman's holiday recipes involve pulverizing bag of oreos,1
"taco bell, where a 'lifetime of food' costs just $10,000",0
billionaire ceo donates rat's ass to world's poor,1
delicate pastry not made for this world,1
dad thought he could make it out of zoo without buying kids light-up shit,1
the smart alice vote,0
man at bar has incredibly complicated reason for why he enjoys rolling rock,1
metallica board of directors debates whether new riff will have negative impact on shareholder value,1
new york's attorney general wants to keep birth control free,0
half of abortion clinics in ohio have closed in the past 4 years,0
in your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter,0
the 23 best songs of 2014,0
trump the globalist plutocrat,0
pittsburgh penguins defeat san jose sharks 3-1 to claim the stanley cup,0
aziz ansari offers donald trump simple advice on combating hate crimes,0
kathie lee gifford denies getting sincerity implants,1
our new mother within,0
"israel retroactively legalizes 4,000 settler homes",0
house passes dead-on-arrival bill to address border crisis,0
report: mom and dad's house starting to smell like grandma and grandpa's house,1
native american activists create spoof website to call for redskins name change,0
the psychology of color,0
doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile,0
"zika virus joins lack of paid leave, unaffordable child care as reasons woman afraid of getting pregnant",1
exhausted john kelly parks president in front of episode of 'tucker carlson' to get quick hour to himself,1
otherwise savvy woman duped by mascara makers again,1
7.1 billion demonstrate in favor of global warming,1
drew brees' foot injury didn't happen overnight,0
b*a*p*s rented on strength of academy award-winning stars,1
president barack obama backs expanding social security,0
banners at old dominion university declare students' house a 'freshman daughter drop off' site,0
presidential hopefuls ham it up at iowa state fair,0
orrin hatch delivers farewell address from coffin descending into plot dug in middle of senate floor,1
frustrated hope hicks wishing she could find one nice guy in this autocratic personality cult,1
this underwater technology harnesses ocean waves to make renewable energy,0
ballet hispánico is giving latino artists a voice they deserve,0
fbi agent's cover blown by own jacket,1
congress passes bill to add armed patrol to u.s. poverty line,1
meet the gay music mogul who discovered metallica and white zombie,0
sweatshirt string emerges triumphant after harrowing journey through hood,1
the stop trump movement got new life in ohio,0
the #nevertrump movement could have a big day in wisconsin,0
if grown-ups faced the same problems kids do,0
sanders says clinton's platform could determine how much he would campaign for her,0
charlotte police killing leaves city on edge,0
"meet paddles, the most powerful cat in new zealand",0
scientists warn all plant life dying within 30-yard radius of ted cruz campaign signs,1
getting transit back on track in la county,0
sensory homunculus diagram so fucking hot,1
"americans are embarrassed by farts, says least surprising poll ever",0
lucky old woman getting wheeled around airport,1
taxpayer costs for arias' defense top $2.7 million,0
gothamist sites and dnainfo shut down after staffers unionize,0
couple just wants small ceremony in public park with close friends and shirtless stranger hanging around tree,1
"iman shumpert helped deliver his baby, and headphones were involved",0
trevor noah says wikileaks proves clinton is guilty -- of being boring,0
what the amazon vs. hachette debate ignores: independent authors,0
christian slater dropped from list of names to drop,1
women: why don't they lose some weight?,1
chinese factory workers fear they may never be replaced with machines,1
apparently reese witherspoon likes j.crew as much as we do,0
"history doomed to repeat itself, reports man who just dropped food on pants",1
3 ways broadband internet is improving health care and education,0
an nfl assistant coach's first question for a prospect: are you gay?,0
"explosion at fedex facility outside san antonio may be linked to austin bombings, fbi says",0
frank gehry no longer allowed to make sandwiches for grandkids,1
area man does indeed belong at applebee's,1
three dozen confirmed *@@## in power plant *@@##,1
pastor going on little spiel about seeing how in love couple are despite not knowing them for very long,1
carrie fisher calls controversy over princess leia bikini toys 'stupid',0
meteorologists say upcoming hurricane season to be permanent,1
north carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law,0
lesser piece of paper used to test pen's viability,1
constructionist supreme court to revisit women's suffrage,1
"study: uttering phrase, 'marriage is hard work,' number one predictor of divorce",1
dreamers live a nightmare while congress runs down the clock,0
dunbar family forced to discontinue print edition of christmas newsletter,1
lottery ticket holder has already spent $900 million in anticipation of winning big prize,1
humble ascetic declines in-flight beverage service,1
"reid, warren meet with progressive groups ahead of looming government shutdown",0
this timeout video is toddler angst at its finest,0
duggar sisters say josh was 'a little too curious about girls',0
lady gaga stuns in rocker crop top,0
alzheimer's journal - come back early today,0
report: 89% of suzy qs never make it out of gas station parking lots,1
the republican tax plans are all basically insane,0
less than half of the money pledged to fight ebola reached affected countries,0
cia forced to complete all scheduled torture in one hectic weekend,1
road rage video shows driver crushing veteran's motorcycle with his car,0
"couple going at it like tired, sexually incompetent rabbits",1
sylville smith's father blames himself for being 'wrong role model',0
puerto rico to default after missing payment,0
ashleigh banfield blasts aziz ansari accuser for 'reckless' sexual assault claim,0
man wearing low-cut swimsuit as though public pool a sun-kissed sardinian cove,1
carl paladino's racist remarks could be the final straw for his hometown,0
senator feinstein wondering if now a good time to disclose 7 highly credible murder allegations against kavanaugh she received weeks ago,1
white person waved past beeping walgreens security barrier,1
why are these six states defending horrific cruelty to animals?,0
newt gingrich: 'it's an honor to address a crowd that shares my utterly bizarre and unhealthy obsession with hillary clinton',1
latinx artists are using this hashtag to showcase their incredible talent,0
biden puts on lucky debate suit,1
kenya should not sign china and south africa coal deal,0
doctor quickly scribbles prescription that will lead to 30-year battle with painkiller addiction,1
jimmy kimmel uses theater to make sense of donald trump's border troops plan,0
creative writing teacher announces plan to sit on edge of desk,1
las vegas review-journal staffers want to know who owns their newspaper,0
congress approves $15 billion medicruelty,1
résumé accidentally kept on file,1
"when it comes to health care, there are 2 americas, and these maps are proof",0
fan disappointed to learn l. ron hubbard scientologist,1
allies: islamist motive for killing nemtsov is nonsense,0
this influencer is using youtube to speak frankly about student loan debt,0
americans bravely go to polls despite threat of electing congress,1
why bernie sanders and donald trump won the michigan primaries,0
child running around house in bathing suit has no immediate plans to visit body of water,1
lin-manuel miranda to trump: 'you're going straight to hell' for blasting san juan mayor,0
single document engulfed in coworker's 50-page printout,1
pepsi ceo: kendall jenner ad 'made me scratch my head',0
new gun law would require james holmes to undergo strict background check before purchasing firearms,1
employees must wash hands' signs top iraqi hospital wish list,1
white house quietly retracts entire state of the union address,1
antarctic observational comic running out of ideas,1
paypal back up after suffering from temporary global outage,0
"when will we start expecting extreme weather, and planning for it?",0
the embarrassing skin problem nobody talks about,0
supreme court mistakenly used belgium's constitution for last 3 rulings,1
texas deputy gunned down in 'cold-blooded' attack at gas station,0
variety magazine goes to bat for hillary clinton in first-ever presidential endorsement,0
ted cruz wins idaho republican primary,0
cambridge analytica whistleblower admits last few weeks at work have been awkward,1
leonard cohen at 80,0
women who write about tech are still being abused online,0
expectant mother ashamed to realize she's looking forward to new wheat thins flavor more than birth of own child,1
your neighbors: should you consider talking to them?,1
el chapo pleads not guilty to drug charges,0
your child is born with cerebral palsy: now what?,0
a christmas message to vice president mike pence,0
florida man who landed gyrocopter at u.s. capitol rejects plea deals,0
u.s. now 40 percent sports paraphernalia,1
"los angeles train hits car on tracks and derails, 21 hurt",0
viewer prepared to believe whatever documentary tells him about coral reefs,1
where's the ref? fifa -- a sports body playing without rules,0
wedding invitation includes depressing map to church,1
fisherman killed by whale moments after rescuing it from nets,0
"study finds controlled washington, d.c. wildfires crucial for restoring healthy political environment",1
"f. scott fitzgerald, a princeton graduate with his diploma at last",0
angela merkel admits she only attending stupid work conference for free trip to argentina,1
want to be ready for retirement? lower your expectations,0
is a four-day school week a good idea?,0
new dating website helps plus-size jewish plane crash survivors find love,1
jonathan franzen rushes over to guy on subway reading 'the corrections' to introduce himself,1
brandy sang on the nyc subway and nobody noticed,0
evan rachel wood is finally getting paid as much as her male 'westworld' costars,0
melania trump returns to white house after kidney procedure,0
what brexit can mean for travelers in the near future,0
here's how to instantly boost your dating confidence,0
fracking industry now largest employer of recent pr graduates,1
"just-opened factory to create 250 new jobs, 170 new cancer cases",1
gop congresswoman questions the need for government-funded research on gun violence,0
30-year-old loser still hanging around teen choice awards,1
"hopes, dreams crushed by panel of d-list celebrities",1
"the 47 percent on steroids, with a hit of koch",0
australia to lay off leading scientist on sea levels,0
rosie o'donnell is leaving 'the view' after split from wife,0
ice-t and coco talk sex during pregnancy,0
reply all email creates havoc for case western students' inboxes,0
mueller poses as fox news host to coax rudy giuliani into giving him testimony on trump,1
neil patrick harris asks: are these kids meeting santa or getting a shot?,0
"larry nassar: 'who among us hasn't made a mistake repeatedly and with wild, shameless abandon?'",1
balance... a reminder from the washing machine,0
marco rubio launches his first presidential television ad,0
employees: are they costing u.s. businesses too much money?,1
u.s. fish and wildlife officials release photos of missing perch,1
9 nitty-gritty organizing tips,0
pope condemns violence against women,0
"hotels think you want this bill. think again, hotels",0
climate change is taking a toll on farmers' mental health,0
the science-backed reason to see your therapist in the morning,0
brain games' recalls thousands of defective word puzzles that gave users alzheimer's,1
"elizabeth warren 1, wall street clown 0",0
conservative pundit s.e. cupp hits trump white house right in the balls,0
the clinton campaign is in 'the barrel.' they have a plan to get out.,0
the interview' is having a very good weekend so far,0
man has pretty good idea which friend going to give up on dream first,1
what i did over the holidays that would make seinfeld proud,0
burger king hat put in deep fryer,1
"thank you, dishonest media!",0
nancy grace seen in graveyard sucking marrow from caylee anthony's bones,1
jesus christ pushes past firefighter into burning notre dame to save beloved relic,1
ferguson crisis is symptomatic of many other injustices,0
dog mauls owners after they tried to dress him in sweater: police,0
the iconic blue ikea bag is getting a makeover,0
outline of inhaler clearly visible in comic-con attendee's lycra bodysuit,1
group of goth kids claims to see ghost of old man at cemetery,0
the new york times has suspended glenn thrush amid sexual misconduct claims,0
nation suddenly realizes it never had to worry about john mccain dying over past 8 years if he'd become president,1
5 years of progress: time for patients over politics,0
ridley scott describes opening scene of 'blade runner' sequel in impressive detail,0
cheerleader given a 'd',1
family has extremely lax standards for who gets to be called aunt,1
living in our heads,0
"the time to act is now,' says yellowing climate change report sitting in university archive",1
living in the moment: the beauty of uncertainty,0
3-foot-tall christmas tree really completes incredibly depressing apartment,1
"with his new york walkover, donald trump takes a big step toward 1,237",0
vatican canonizes john paul ii as patron saint of ignoring problem until you die,1
conversations pretty limited when friend not in midst of crisis,1
unprecedented opportunities: online learning explosion empowers gendiy,0
tearful mitt romney announces he has rare disease where you can't sit quietly on stool when repeatedly asked to,1
a safe birth for imelda,0
andrew lincoln will make you hope for rick's death scene on 'the walking dead',0
report: some crazy shit probably happened to classmate being raised by grandmother,1
why i refuse to apologize for my selfies,0
john legend gushing about chrissy teigen and baby luna is just the cutest,0
it's not the '80s anymore: transition-related care is basic health care,0
ex-aide to gabrielle giffords faces recount in house race,0
karen mcdougal released from contract restricting her from discussing trump affair,0
"mom locked in infinite loop of purchasing, returning items from lord & taylor",1
report: majority of money donated at church doesn't make it to god,1
surprise international visit makes for heartwarming first meeting between grandson and grandparents,0
women's prison riot feels gratuitous,1
health-food-store worker dies of vitamin lung,1
the best italian winter salads have a surprising thing in common,0
these chicago landmarks are open to the public for the first time in decades,0
scientists announce they've completed mapping the human g-spot,1
how teachers can save thousands on their student loans,0
fiona apple releases egg sac,1
housing crisis vindicates guy who still lives with parents,1
lanthanum quits periodic table of elements,1
son in iraq or something,1
"wine glasses, burnt-down candles, strewn rose petals suggest dolphins courting pete carroll",1
how tax cuts led to west virginia's massive teacher strike,0
leah remini claims she was pressured to bring kevin james into scientology,0
ed sheeran now has a massive lion tattoo on his chest (update),0
esl textbook concentrates on food-preparation vocabulary,1
kate middleton suffering from morning sickness,1
james gunn debunks 'guardians of the galaxy' paternity rumors,0
15-year-old girl viciously torn apart by rabid pack of peers,1
trump administration announces new $20 bill design honoring harriet tubman's owners,1
massive protests call for an end to togo's 50-year political dynasty,0
the definitive list of men you'll find at whole foods,0
study finds humans only animals capable of recognizing former selves in mirror,1
new york times reaches 1 million digital-only subscribers,0
trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life,0
gop congressman who revived obamacare repeal faces rage at rowdy town hall,0
area man now checks inside boat in driveway every morning,1
cnn taunts trump and the gop with 'schoolhouse rock',0
florida passes bill gutting abortion and contraception access,0
notorious b.i.g. cremation enters fifth week,1
mlb announces new domestic violence policy,0
man derives depressing amount of pride from hometown burger chain,1
watch live:  equal pay day rally with powher ny at city hall,0
returning west virginia teachers unceremoniously toss hundreds of dead class pets into trash,1
seth meyers has a scathing message for matt lauer,0
dog trying its absolute hardest,1
the trauma that followed my surprise pregnancy,0
uber ceo travis kalanick stepping down from trump economic advisory council,0
3-foot-tall christmas tree really completes incredibly depressing apartment,1
this school is all about diversity. not!,0
taking your startup public is fraught with negatives,0
ashes of deceased presidents rubbed upon voters' heads in hallowed election day tradition,1
stone-hearted ice witch forgoes exclamation point,1
report: everything you've ever wanted has been right in front of you all along,1
"sylvester stallone shells out $400,000 for a statue of himself",0
house gop announces lawyer for obama lawsuit,0
cowpoke lassoes calf while perched on moving cop car,0
intact benetton shirt miraculously pulled from bangladesh rubble weeks later,1
"gentrification rolls on in dallas, but will it grow up?",0
paul ryan refuses to promise obamacare 'replacement' will cover birth control fully,0
6 dead after plane crashes into maryland house,0
early-morning jogger pities everyone still sleeping,1
row of dusty playstation 2 games continues reign at top of book shelf,1
"nunes: 'the american people have a right to know the contextless, selectively-edited truth'",1
nra lobby warns congress not to try anything stupid,1
the expert opinion on whether you should you sleep in a bra,0
author of 'introduction to algebra' recalls textbook being rejected by 12 publishers before getting accepted,1
"boss wants friendly, relaxed company culture in place by friday",1
angela merkel supports partial burka and niqab ban in germany,0
"despite growing support for marijuana, legalization faces rocky road",0
reverend al sharpton takes time off from holy duties to make tv appearance,1
why i am green (and the republican candidates make me see red),0
alfonso ribeiro may be forced to leave 'dwts',0
everyone loves alternative facts,0
40-year-old has spiky hair,1
why south sudan's leaders are fueling the implosion of their own country,0
naomi watts and liev schreiber hit the emmys red carpet,0
housefly drops everything to go stand on watermelon slice,1
pope francis is releasing a pop-rock album in november,0
kareem abdul-jabbar speaks out against ben carson's anti-muslim comments,0
a feminist meets fidel castro,0
real-life pepe le pew rapes cat,1
prejudice does not discriminate,0
man paid more than enough to put up with this shit,1
previous pulitzer winners: 'feels so hollow knowing there are far more deserving institutions',1
serena williams: 'doctors aren't listening' so black women are dying,0
"new chrome extension blocks out names, photos of mass shooters",0
"george will trashes bill o'reilly: 'wise, he is not'",0
felt board adds clarity to christ's teachings,1
lindsey graham drops out of presidential race,0
mercedes ruehl reference lost on all but mercedes ruehl,1
teen study bible found to increase fun of religion by .03%,1
getting to same-sex marriage,0
eleven-year-old used as human shield in dodgeball game,1
"just keep swimming, finding dory is fun for the whole family!",0
he was a friend of mine: jack slater,0
listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014,0
eco-conscious marketing firm developing alternative sources of synergy,1
nemesis lands alumni magazine cover,1
legal protections for nursing moms are on the chopping block,0
senate passes 3-year highway funding bill,0
mariah carey and nick cannon reunite for the holidays,0
white house official gives lip service to puerto rican debt relief but offers no new deal,0
"i couldn't love myself, so i loved my self-judgment",0
senator mix-a-lot sponsors titties-on-glass legislation,1
the ultimate checklist for new parents,0
control freak wishes she had more free time,1
good news for officer shot in face during stop,0
white house receives letter addressed to gerald ford or current president,1
no one admits to fart joke,1
he's the most mysterious guy in the world,0
freelancer loves being able to barely scrape by livelihood on own schedule,1
voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites,0
there's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus,0
chester bennington's wife shares video of him laughing hours before his death,0
ruby tuesday waiter warns jill stein her green party response to trump speech disrupting other diners,1
eminem horrified upon being informed that 'faggot' actually a harmful gay slur,1
"tarsiers, the world's smallest primate: animal planet on the looney front, part 9",0
"more than 100,000 california teenagers are now preregistered to vote",0
dalai lama swears he recognizes guy at party from past life,1
study: major shift in media landscape occurs every 6 seconds,1
"making your post-breakup masterpiece, one location permit at a time",0
disillusioned hollywood sign moves back to small iowa farm town,1
single napkin accompanying takeout order presumes man eats anything like human being,1
protesters clash with police during march to remember alton sterling,0
"u.s. government sets aside 600,000 acres of pristine land for future generations to pollute",1
"hurricane concerned it caught something in panama city, florida",1
trump jokes about fate of vulnerable gop senator during health care talks,0
could this be the end of the kellen moore experiment?,0
young billionaire's age not reported for sake of nation's ego,1
7 signs a home seller may be hiding something,0
facebook identifies dozens of suspicious accounts seemingly enjoying time on website,1
cops find doctors slain inside boston penthouse after shootout with suspect,0
trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter,0
heat rises for fbi director james comey as both campaigns demand email answers,0
video game shopkeeper starting to get suspicious after selling 800 bombs to player,1
"wrapped, labeled christmas presents already stacked in grandmother's spare bedroom",1
crossing the axis of evil,0
impoverished kenyan bean picker can't wait to see what starbucks has to say about racial sensitivity,1
report: it would be a real shame if something were to happen to you,1
chrissy teigen gives the middle finger to her pregnancy critics,0
"new study going to take another week or so, report scientists who look as if they've been crying",1
expense-account wizard transforms prostitute into color copies,1
deputy attorney general's wife cracks down on pornography,1
there have been more mass shootings this year than there have been days,0
"gay gene isolated, ostracized",1
"greek bailout talks delayed once again, official says",0
totally unknown guy strolling around your part of office for some reason,1
"reporter crashes the debate and causes some good, old-fashioned chaos",0
outback steakhouse at the center of bizarre conspiracy theory,0
real-life michelin man dies at 87,1
"sweating, shaking man never going to spend a little time with his thoughts again",1
department of transportation introduces padded bumper lane for intoxicated drivers,1
trump's war in yemen is a gift for al qaeda,0
man trying to leave hateful message at local synagogue frustrated phone line always tied up with other threats,1
kim kardashian and the toxic trend of bad celebrity health advice,0
monkey robs jewelry store and we go bananas (video),0
"in european elections, populism is against people's interests",0
out-of-control scott walker injured after wildly careening between stances on immigration,1
instant gratification sped up,1
coddled potted plant could never make it on outside,1
inauguration crowd moves to white house gates to watch presidency happen,1
winner didn't even know it was pie-eating contest,1
los angeles mayor pledges $138 million to help the biggest homeless population in the u.s.,0
the paradox of addiction,0
my 5×5 plan for the next 12 months,0
burglar makes sure to crack glass on family portrait,1
school official: laquan mcdonald lived a disadvantaged life,0
study finds cats only meow when they want to alert owner of neighbor's murder they witnessed through window,1
here's how bendy your body actually gets during yoga class,0
12 delicious marcel duchamp quotes to unleash your inner artist,0
"women in business: three generations of women in radio: renee roth, jo-ann silverstein and rachel roth",0
phish's epic run for the ages,0
police say conditions too nippy to rescue missing hiker,1
virgin mary night-light stares accusingly as christian teen masturbates,1
google introduces a new way to screen telemarketers,0
iowa aims to keep young people from moving out of state with new 'the stress will kill your mother' retention campaign,1
that guy from that one show in rehab,1
clinton takes stand against harmful uv radiation,1
can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?,0
"hey, which one of you wise guys teleported me into the future?",0
radiator saving single loudest clank for 3:32 a.m.,1
healthy-looking d-rose throws ridiculous half-court pass out of a trap,0
kristen wiig is a comedy goddess in this deleted 'snl' sketch,0
judge pumps self up before verdict by listening to andrew w.k.,1
niall horan and james corden parody ginuwine's 'pony' in this halloween treat,0
cannon overshoots tim kaine across wells fargo center,1
why a democrat is now blocking an obama nominee,0
halliburton employee's pay docked for weeks spent as hostage,1
jeb bush inching podium closer to center of stage during commercial breaks,1
how where you live affects your child's mental health,0
monocle-wearing oil baron's cigarette holder splinters in clenched teeth after hearing bernie sanders' environmental platform,1
report: no way this year's summer strawberries living up to hype,1
new hampshire passes law forcing old people to watch gays marry,1
bernie sanders holds back tears as brother memorializes their parents during dnc vote,0
"obama praises 'the america i know,' says hillary clinton is the one to lead it",0
lax petsmart background check allows deranged gerbil to slip through the cracks,1
zsa zsa or eva gabor dead,1
may's monumental challenge: u.k.'s new prime minister reports for duty,0
poll: duckworth lead over kirk shrivels,0
"past armageddon and on to zippori, one of israel's premier archaeological sites: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 1",0
radio dj invites whole town to some bullshit,1
melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen,0
elizabeth warren reveals why she just had to attend donald trump's inauguration,0
college admissions office finds ideal applicant capable of subsidizing tuition of 3 low-income students,1
this activist group is giving trump the wall he actually deserves,0
women's group uses drones to deliver abortion pills,0
there can be dignity in the face of poverty,0
cnn's chris cuomo says reza aslan's 'tone' shows why people are 'fearful' of islam,0
how to travel milan in just one day,0
aclu sounds alarm over trump administration's 'threat' to free speech,0
"hillary clinton reveals zero in non-candid, tell-nothing interview",1
meghan mccain forced to live out socialist nightmare of empathy for sick person,1
banks introduce 75-cent surcharge for using word 'bank',1
elizabeth warren: 'donald trump is a loser',0
unidentified wooden pole leaning against garage wall,1
report: russia managed to penetrate voter databases in order to ensure election was fair and free like the loyal allies they are,1
professor to 'part ways' with college over comments about islam,0
sir mix-a-lot wasn't trying to speak for women with 'baby got back',0
"pakistani husbands can 'lightly beat' their wives, islamic council says",0
increasingly anxious man worried order confirmation email never going to come,1
black eyed peas calls out america's racism in new video,0
the billionaire journalist,0
"for city parks, 2014 was the year that was (great)!",0
this dog in brazil probably plays soccer way better than you,0
"perot may lead first mars expedition 'only if the people of mars ask me to,' he says",1
visa calls indians to confirm they actually did intend to take on more salary,1
i've been called a lot of things... but isis?,0
george and amal clooney's support for florida shooting survivors gets oprah's backing,0
only positive statistic of year announced,1
breaking up with god,0
disgusting coworker barely even washed ass before leaving bathroom,1
getting your photography published 2.0,0
that 'historic' middle-class tax cut trump promised? still just a promise.,0
some d.c. businesses are abusing a safety program to racially profile people,0
twitterverse trolls marco rubio over his 'fool' bible verse tweet,0
classmates.com employees don't have heart to tell ceo about facebook,1
teenage rebels seize control of food court's corner table,1
jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever,1
"trump, in oval office, signs first executive order on obamacare",0
"gorsuch, like thomas, will get his big payback",0
report: kimora lee is pregnant,0
report: it too soon to glance back at attractive person,1
your money or your life,0
most americans think it's racist to talk about immigrants from 'shithole countries',0
alton sterling's family demands action from baton rouge officials,0
classical live: a gift to new music fans,0
how to make pumpkin treats for your dog,0
"report: ugh, no one would care anyway",1
bob dole for windows to replace bob dole 4.0,1
does being neurotic really make you more creative?,0
cnn accused of ignoring certain issues on anderson cooper 340°,1
flag in front of post office can hardly remember a time it wasn't flying half-staff,1
media reminds public not to overemphasize super tuesday results or draw any sort of wide-reaching conclusions,1
old friends from high school meet up every year to say names of former classmates,1
cartoon character translated seamlessly into noodle,1
"house democrats bring in record fundraising numbers, gearing up for 2018 midterms",0
an immigration fight gives jeb bush his best moment of the entire debate season,0
do latino businesses pander to white customers?,0
fertility center asks couple if they want some cheap eggs from a real fucked up chick,1
debra messing doesn't want you to freak out about a 'will & grace' revival just yet (update),0
qatar gambles that labour reforms will satisfy critics,0
top 10 places spring is in bloom,0
fbi seizes massive anthrax stockpile,1
wise oracle proclaims to all at barbecue that he felt a raindrop,1
"facebook bans thousands of snowboarders, base jumpers in crackdown on 'dangerous' accounts",1
unclear if fountain is the type you're allowed to run around in,1
trump touts 'middle class' tax relief but only detail he offers helps the rich,0
trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race,0
africa is inspiring these chinese transplants to reflect on their culture,0
"mr. trump, 17 presidents before you protected our national parks. will you?",0
trump working hard to pass cruelest health care bill yet,0
dare graduate celebrates first toke,1
venus horrified after finding millions of nude pictures of herself on internet,1
this is the next big tv writer for the modern woman,0
world's first successful penis transplant results in pregnancy,0
5 ways to reduce your graduate school student debt,0
"startup very casual about dress code, benefits",1
nation's substitute teachers would like to know who threw that,1
miracle cyclist crashes into high-speed train and survives,0
"for freelancers, growing opportunity and risk",0
millions of plants sent from nation's garden departments to their deaths,1
the eyes have it on this week's beauty list,0
color drains from michael flynn's face after single red dahlia drops out of envelope from russian intelligence,1
here's another huge reason to eat a plant-based diet,0
trump's obsession with chinese currency manipulation is sooo 2014,0
russian spies hack dnc computers and gain access to trump opposition research,0
how baby boomers are redefining healthy aging,0
"area man's back aching after bad night's sleep, 58 continuous years of horrible posture",1
man with apple hovering in front of face sues rené magritte's estate,1
molly shannon is returning to 'will & grace',0
"to fight human trafficking, the budget must protect homeless kids",0
mitch mcconnell rules out 'lame duck' action on supreme court,0
police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video,0
new audubon report finds 78% of female birds sexually harassed by stranger exposing colorful plumage,1
tim kaine clearly ate rocket pop during pence's rebuttal,1
latest gop debate concludes with candidates wrestling squealing pig to ground and slaughtering it,1
app allows users to help save migrants crossing mediterranean,0
bully tragically trusted to sign arm cast,1
don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women,0
britney spears to receive prestigious honor for her lgbtq community support,0
"the 12 colleges with the biggest sweet tooth, 2015 ranking by grubhub",0
senate's turn to act on patent reform this week,0
al franken pledges to make up for sexist behavior over course of next four senate terms,1
zoomed out: an #alohahuffpost roundup,0
move to houseboat regretted by third day,1
detroit-area residents demand clean air,0
the 'most dangerous' sex position is ....,0
no more 'reconciliation' talk,0
god sick of new angel's annoying fucking voice,1
union plows ahead after major scotus setback,0
nation begs for midterms to be pushed back to delay start of 2020 presidential campaigns,1
clinton questions obama's ability to greet world leaders,1
nate silver blinded by gods for seeking forbidden knowledge of future,1
nurturing mama: 5 ways that taking care of yourself is a gift to your child and family,0
fox searchlight purchases two hours of super bowl air time to advertise entirety of the ringer,1
physician shoots off a few adderall prescriptions to improve yelp rating,1
mitch mcconnell is keeping the senate rule that lets dems block trump's judges,0
dianne feinstein eviscerates jeff sessions in savage closing argument,0
fact-checking walmart's fact-check of the new york times,0
hot girl mentions boyfriend three hours into conversation,1
10 things no one told me before my c-section,0
want better behaved kids? tell them they're so loved,0
7 very important reasons to take a nap right now,0
arby's ceo arrested with trunk full of stolen horsey sauce,1
two people who went to same college ruin evening for rest of group,1
apple announces tim cook mini,1
everyone on defense team an equally matched romantic interest for member of prosecution,1
phalanx of lawyers stares hungrily from back cover of phone book,1
6 things you should never tell your divorced friend,0
intergalactic law enforcement officers place energy shackles on hillary clinton,1
"softball camp hits home run, pairs amputee military members with kids who've lost limbs",0
"viacom demands youtube pull 400,000 ex-tv viewers from its site",1
bike helmet protects child from helmet-inspired beating,1
the nixonization of donald trump,0
shackled kerry looks on as chechen terror leader removes mask to reveal scarred face of former mentor,1
dog experiences best day of his life for 400th consecutive day,1
tourists not leaving landmark until all permutations of groups and cameras exhausted,1
family without candy sits huddled in darkened house like londoners during the blitz,1
isis losing its 'capital' is a pivotal defeat for the terrorist group,0
the unquenchable and endless thirst for war --  thomas paine warns the neocons are coming... again!,0
bus rider acting like fight not happening 4 feet away,1
mom leaves sweet little note for sixth-grader in add prescription bottle,1
over 300 women chime in after l.a. times details director's sex abuse reputation,0
"ohh, trump drained the swamp so the ceo bridge to the white house was clear!",0
mcdonald's now offering bereavement prices,1
"black jesus': beneath the drugs and profanity, is there a message of theological reflection?",0
author accepts award on ghostwriters' behalf,1
latest bin laden tape for completists only,1
the natural' not on tv often enough for area dad,1
9 printable mother's day cards for procrastinators,0
how every new year's eve ends up being awful,0
area twentysomething disillusioned with disillusionment,1
skeleton of mayan nerd dug from prehistoric locker,1
area woman becomes republican vice presidential candidate,1
axe wants to shed its douchey reputation and empower men,0
from the steps of the united states supreme court,0
demi lovato says she was 'very conflicted' with her abusive father's death,0
twitter users blast donald trump for using hurricane harvey 'as political cover',0
report: average american has just 20% of what it takes,1
the one tip you need to achieve financial and physical health,0
friend attempting to provide comfort has no clue what the fuck she's talking about,1
read live updates on the cnn gop debate,0
steven avery has no doubts he'll be a free man again after nephew's conviction overturned,0
new bar to feature 'sports' theme,1
risk champ flunks geography test,1
two gay texans open up about building their dream family,0
dickipedia: founder of bikram yoga,0
new boyfriend charming pants off baskin-robbins staff,1
the year of self-love,0
local muppet held for questioning in chicken sex ring,1
when do i get to stop spinning the plates?,0
shocking gun ad by georgia gubernatorial candidate brian kemp backfires,0
adjunct professor hoping some student leaves behind warm pair of gloves today,1
queer eye' star antoni porowski strips to his underwear for hanes campaign,0
investigation exposes ebay user for selling fake pulitzer medals,1
cornel west: obama 'posed as a progressive & turned out to be counterfeit',0
lady gaga kidnaps commissioner gordon,1
department of interior asks for resignation of obama-era elk,1
"bush vows to discover, legalize aliens on american, martian soil",1
stressed-out sean hannity buys 12 little cabins in maine to get away from it all,1
jimmy carter to discuss cancer diagnosis on thursday,0
"man given points for trying increases total trying points to 643,457",1
climate change and trump's board-game patriotism,0
ivanka trump's nordstrom sales reportedly dropped over 70 percent right before the election,0
woman apologizes for what appears to be clean house,1
smear campaign against michigan candidate shows how hard it is for muslims to run for office,0
why sex that's consensual can still be bad. and why we're not talking about it.,0
new girlfriend bears disturbing resemblance to old girlfriend,1
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idris elba doesn't think he — or any man — is right for the role of james bond,0
rumsfeld equally proud of all his wars,1
we have no idea how many latinos get arrested or imprisoned in the u.s.,0
rupaul is reinforcing the very thing his show is supposed to rebel against,0
why i no longer dream of having it all,0
new statewide education standards require teachers to forever change lives of 30% of students,1
these are the most generous cities in america,0
hilarious moms lament never being in family photos,0
10 tips for balancing work and home,0
historical archives: the twenty top-most books in print at present,1
humanizing detail tacked onto end of new board member's bio,1
madonna gives birth to million-dollar marketing scheme,1
new employee doesn't understand that's where zack sits,1
salvation army clothing drop-off choked with stirrup pants,1
why you should hire for zest,0
"dem rep. totally nails why congress is falling short on gender, racial equality",0
melania trump's new bio says she 'paused her studies',0
donald trump to begin fundraising 'right away',0
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jessica simpson's adorable daughter adorably heads to pre-k,0
supreme court issues 7-1 decision to find scalia's killer,1
"great, now it's turned into a whole big thing",1
dripping wet 7-year-old gets on hotel elevator,1
museum gift shop openly daring anyone to spend $450 on decorative geode,1
15 hours overnight at seoul's incheon airport with kids,0
best thing that ever happened to area man yelling at him about socks,1
abc reannounces cancellation of 'mr. sunshine' just to destroy matthew perry a little more,1
noel comrie's gps guide on positive self-affirmations,0
the first gay president,0
will intersectional feminism ever be one lane?,0
homesick trump stays up all night on phone with automated mar-a-lago reservations line,1
affluenza' mom tonya couch has curfew eased so she can find a job,0
james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke',0
joe biden won't rule out a future run for office,0
creating a chemically-free home is easier and cheaper than you think,0
how a tv-free summer is changing our family,0
frustrated nursing student unable to draw blood without draining entire body,1
er doctor secretly thinks of self as ward's george clooney,1
new study finds human beings were never meant to wake up from sleep,1
journalists push back on correspondents' association's response to michelle wolf,0
hot rock-and-roll chick totally married,1
congress spotted leaving gay nightclub,1
behold the first 'historically accurate' portrait of mr. darcy,0
"all-girls t-ball team takes on boys, is nobody's 'sweetie'",0
how to reduce barriers to better lgbtq healthcare,0
latest jihad has something for everyone,1
the sixth season of 'downton abbey' will reportedly be its last,0
12 non-cliché beauty lessons according to your favorite celebs,0
queen elizabeth ii's christmas message: 'light shines in the darkness',0
obama wishes george h.w. bush a 'speedy recovery' after fall,0
ridley scott trades russell crowe to tim burton for johnny depp,1
30-year-old has earned $11 more than he would have without college education,1
what about libya: or how the u.s. prioritizes one suffering nation over another,0
donald trump reportedly plans to keep james comey as fbi director,0
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congress confused by $500 million in trump's budget allocated for 'laser stuff',1
friends excitedly gather around man's phone to watch shaky footage of concert,1
"hotshot test pilot removes helmet, reveals female status",1
eighth-grader drinks at twelfth-grade level,1
what did we learn from the betsy devos confirmation? money wins.,0
kourtney kardashian and scott disick don't know how to quit each other,0
john lennon's journey to feminism and why it matters in the era of trump,0
stealth lobbying campaign blamed elizabeth warren for 'socialist plot' she had nothing to do with,0
cumbre de las américas: ¿otro desastre para obama?,0
how depression inspired this woman's career choice,0
watchdog agency at dhs to review implementation of trump's muslim ban,0
workers at donald trump's las vegas hotel vote to unionize,0
tuesday's morning email: inside the gop health care and immigration order overhauls,0
local dad gets this show on the road,1
3 proven ways for female entrepreneurs to turn a good idea into a good income,0
"paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker",0
giddy thom yorke goes to bed early to make grammy day get here sooner,1
biden investigated for questionable workers' comp claim,1
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prosecutor in walter scott shooting rates 'zero with the black community',0
"to domestic violence survivors, the alexandria shooter's history is all too familiar",0
new tech-support caste arises in india,1
gorgeous long exposure train photos prove the city has its own magic,0
"white house defends jeff sessions leading fbi director search, despite recusal promise",0
local band finds great photo for flier,1
supreme court cock-blocks iowa man,1
bobby brown thanks fans for support during 'rough times',0
local clan attempts to intimidate rivals with aggressive display of fertility,1
"7 totally reasonable ways to handle your divorce, according to hollywood",0
what it's like to be a muslim woman in hijab teaching in the trump era,0
fighting rages in aleppo as syrian rebels claim to break through siege,0
woman feels like she's finally ready to start receiving unsolicited vulgar messages again,1
big-hair lady loves jesus,1
lynda heffernan's gps guide for self-compassion,0
friend's wife reportedly very funny,1
latest austin powers movie opens in theaters,1
snuggle marketers kill off 18-34 demographic rather than let it fall into hands of competitor,1
egyptian woman wishes screaming protester husband would go bonkers for her once in a while,1
mean girls' director signs on for new comedy,0
cranberry juice industry hoping 2009 a big year for urinary tract infections,1
brazil cities paralyzed by nationwide strike against austerity,0
these stars prove dark '90s lipstick is eternally cool,0
conclude the nuclear deal with iran: failure is not an option,0
"45-year-old man self-conscious, embarrassed by new, unexpected changes his body going through",1
30 things about anxiety nobody talks about,0
ad campaign for new $20 bill a success,1
hershey: u.s. income inequality is transforming the chocolate business,0
scientists discover eating serves function other than easing anxiety,1
area mom disappointed no one noticed mastectomy,1
guy's entire job just asking people if they have time for a quick chat,1
"child baffled by stationary, non-violent images",1
british royal family places queen elizabeth in nursing home,1
lifelong dream no match for first brush with adversity,1
united nations panel assails trump's refusal to explicitly condemn neo-nazis,0
north korea nukes self in desperate plea for attention,1
spokeswoman gives birth to spokeschild,1
therapy golden retriever helps comfort rape victims during counseling sessions,0
"apple releases brief, fleeting moment of excitement",1
ford develops new suv that runs purely on gasoline,1
clinton not expecting to collect white house security deposit,1
mortician always keeps hammer at tableside just in case one comes back to life,1
dunkin' donuts introduces new girl scout-flavored coffee,1
survey: genital stimulation maintains popularity,1
mildfires amble through california,1
once-homeless hairstylist helps girls in need in the most beautiful way,0
donald trump will not get his son-in-law's newspaper's endorsement,0
supreme court justices keep citing cases roberts and alito are too young to remember,1
gay men are being rounded up and killed in chechnya: report,0
what's next for the obamas? michelle promises they're 'not gone',0
breaking: 'the onion' in kill range of boston bomber suspect,1
bird's nest 65 percent cigarette butts,1
senate subcommittee on energy and water development more like a family,1
french catering company employs refugees to cook their native foods,0
even chrissy teigen has a legendary bill murray story,0
all the women i have been,0
archaeologists unearth ancient clay pot shards from dwelling of earliest known klutz,1
harlem shake' creators threaten legal action against fcc chairman ajit pai,0
twitter users call b.s. on donald trump's tweet about mueller indictments,0
all proceeds no longer going to charity,1
"shit, friend just said something to obnoxious drunk guy on bus",1
perhaps we need corporate 'loyalty oaths',0
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nyc removes statue honoring 19th century surgeon who experimented on female slaves,0
what's really going on with twitter?,0
"jessica biel says son silas definitely takes after his dad, justin timberlake",0
amount of halloween candy collected down 15 percent,1
angela merkel vows g20 won't bow to trump on climate change,0
the rudest thing you can do on a first date,0
nation kept up all night by sound of creaking infrastructure,1
sofia vergara made a surprise cameo during pitbull's grammys performance,0
wondrous world of fishes last checked out 4/17/67,1
"adele opens up about her private life, squad goals and new album",0
"news roundup for august 29, 2017",0
small-town residents come together for arby's raising,1
poll finds 30% of americans still undecided whether to vote out of fear or spite,1
syrian olympic swimmer shuts down anti-refugee rhetoric in 4 words,0
supporters praise trump for upholding traditional american value of supporting murderous dictators for political gain,1
the major concern with the phone call with taiwan,0
thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban,0
5 successful tips for finding the best deal,0
"beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure",1
high school band teacher spends 85% of rehearsal hammering in dress code for holiday concert,1
"white house says enviros love this trade pact, but enviros say otherwise",0
magical rainbow ring caught on camera from drone,0
bodybuilder can't believe he forgot to develop right arm,1
"former marine sniper slapped with 3,000-yard restraining order",1
on fleek' viral star peaches monroee just launched her own hair line,0
you're 10 days away from more happiness,0
expectant parents throw some values together at last minute,1
belt looks weird on child,1
several injured after vehicle plows into crowd near london mosque,0
sam bee's show explains the gop tax plan 'in terms even a trump kid' can understand,0
gop congressman: getting rich will solve that whole environment thing,0
prestigious university touts racial diversity of dining hall staff,1
coworkers currently gchatting about you,1
12 shirtless firemen save woman from year of loneliness,1
"report: 40,000 people died on ferris wheels this summer",1
chinese tv show canceled after drawing only 180 million viewers,1
groundbreaking study finds gratification can be deliberately postponed,1
self-conscious man clearly the only one in japanese restaurant unsure how to use water glass,1
woman went into labor on beach in nice during attack,0
the infuriating reason wells fargo got away with its massive scam for so long,0
2012 seniors thunder into high school's parking lot like coalition forces entering baghdad,1
what's in your mailbox? tips on what to do when uncle sam comes knocking,0
only one president had the guts to say the state of the union is 'not good',0
will congressional nsa action matter?,0
white house infested with bedbugs after biden brings in recliner off the curb,1
who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?,0
afghanistan: a morally corrupting war,0
why the rohingya can't return,0
sean hannity informs building tenants about deep-state conspiracy forcing him to triple rent,1
bush arrives at debate wearing flight suit,1
"theater: glorious ""spring,"" sugar ""daddy,"" stingy stein",0
party host horrified to discover guests have been drying hands on bath towel this whole time,1
donald trump picks dow chemical's andrew liveris to head american manufacturing council,0
pope francis captivated by teen cancer patient's rendition of 'ave maria',0
report: supplying police with high-powered military weapons to sharply reduce costs of shooting suspects multiple times,1
new google streep view to provide panoramic imagery of meryl streep,1
siblings playing tense game of chicken to decide who going to care for mom,1
wall street journal ads call out the paper's bias on climate change,0
"tiq milan opens up about trans male visibility, his advocacy work and liberation",0
karzai vows to crack down on self,1
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"a-sides with jon chattman: ryan shaw shows some ""real love""; animal years lift some spirits",0
u.s. capitol cleaning turns up long-lost constitution,1
owen tate and his modern day factory,0
report: 84% of americans currently contestants,1
battleship awkwardly propped up against ferguson police department,1
5 easy breakfast bowls that are healthier than cereal,0
area plant proudly displays leaf,1
"area 5-year-old telling, area 5-year-old telling",1
osteoporosis: what does buying a purse have to do with it?,0
man looks on helplessly as variants of his nickname evolve and multiply at breakneck speed,1
god loses pouch filled with crystals that give him powers,1
budget chief raises possibility of trump agreeing to obamacare subsidy deal,0
study: 73% of bedroom closets have wife's boy toy crouched naked inside,1
wealthy donors pump millions into sanders' campaign in last-ditch effort to destroy his credibility,1
"according to bar love-tester, inebriated patron okay to drive",1
the damaging stigmas men of color in makeup face,0
closed shop in gentrifying neighborhood to emerge from chrysalis as beautiful gastropub,1
missing white girl drives missing black girl from headlines,1
"women in business: carolina toro-gerstein, ceo and founder of poncho baby inc",0
"nikki haley takes a swipe at marco rubio, saying he 'believes in amnesty'",0
"trump: 'we will fight in afghanistan until victorious, or i change my mind, get distracted, look bad, or get bored'",1
cnn anchor interviews al jazeera anchor who interviewed libyan rebels,1
walking away from the game: a higher calling or just over it?,0
paul pierce accidentally proves la is still a lakers town,0
stormy daniels smirks when asked if she had affair with donald trump,0
zamboni jams up after running over large patch of loose teeth,1
ex-new orleans cops plead guilty in post-katrina killings,0
people in commercial having more fun with camera than humanly possible,1
world's most innovative companies,0
pope-killing virus claims yet another victim,1
john bolton warns war with north korea won't be cakewalk like iraq,1
scientists finally figure out what hats do,1
"our 16 favorite arts, books and culture stories from 2015",0
someone filming b-roll at pike place market right now,1
"u.s. job growth rises briskly, wages continue to climb",0
"meals on wheels volunteers deliver body chocolate, edible underwear to seniors shut in on valentine's day",1
"tract writer cites god, jack chick as influences",1
suspension of disbelief goes unrewarded,1
train slices truck in half in terrifying railroad crossing crash,0
siblings playing tense game of chicken to decide who going to care for mom,1
thursday's morning email: justice department takes aim at lgbtq rights,0
hungover energy secretary wakes up next to solar panel,1
restaurant hostess loses job to 'please seat yourself' sign,1
personal assistant called after scary dream,1
"chattanooga shooter obtained some guns legally, intended to 'murder' police: officials",0
woman gets several job offers after handing out resumes on the side of the road,0
a look inside the life of the woman behind marni,0
pope accepts senior analyst position at catholic think tank,1
miranda lambert stuns in low-cut bridal-inspired gown,0
comedian shows how easy it is to get a medical marijuana card in california,0
ferguson decision reaffirms right of police to use deadly force when they feel sufficiently inclined,1
world war ii erupts: haunting color photos from 1939 poland,0
gop lawmaker matt gaetz slams haiti: 'sheet metal and garbage' everywhere you look,0
46 rescued from sinking fishing vessel off alaska's aleutian islands,0
how racism reared its ugly head after #missuniverse2015,0
millions of americans shocked to discover favorite movie directed by woman,1
it's another ho-ho-horowitz christmas!,0
billy ray cyrus to speak out on single-payer health-care issue on politically incorrect,1
approved catcalls,0
pope francis pursues sinner across vatican city rooftops,1
"war-torn, blood-soaked kosovo: would bombing it help?",1
some fucking guy at warner bros. wondering what shooting of 12 means for ticket sales,1
cereal commercial completely neglects showing numerous life problems character faces beyond breakfast,1
here's how many calories 6 summer olympic sports burn,0
"fun fall recipes, from joy bauer (video)",0
time-traveling commodities trader visits alternate hog future,1
hillary clinton scores another big union endorsement,0
gop gasps as red-eyed shadow counsel smashes out of gestation tank,1
inspirational poster kitten falls to death after 17 years,1
one key thing writing teachers never told me and probably won't tell you,0
man sneaks in mid-snack nibble,1
fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle,0
author dismayed by amazon customers' other purchases,1
a piece of paper is controlling my students' lives,0
mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives,0
son's friend the kind who always gets nosebleeds,1
"man concerned he spread himself too thin between eating sandwich, watching television",1
facialist to the stars accused of hiring a hit man to kill competitor speaks out,0
everything you need to know to cook like an italian,0
southern comfort comforts southerner,1
carlos santana surprises wife with coupon for free 45-minute guitar solo,1
cavs hoping to avoid game 4,1
thai soccer player still waiting for parents to pick him up,1
poland spring develops new eco-friendly bottle that only takes 300 years to decompose,1
obama hoping jim lehrer doesn't bring up u.s. economy,1
new one-a-month vitamin presents choking hazard,1
how using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change,0
let's not lose sight of the real problems at mizzou,0
report: 97% of inner tube occupants agree it doesn't get any better than this,1
15 convenient last-minute gifts you can snag at the drugstore,0
new stem education initiative inspires girls to earn less than men in scientific career,1
peripheral acquaintance casually mentions she was molested,1
"chromat features not 1, but 2 plus-size models on its runway",0
what's the deal with the lack of lgbt stock photography?,0
the power of perspective,0
"census bureau: 9,000 to 15,000 people work at census bureau",1
teen responsible for all six items in clarksburg police blotter,1
"""i woke up like dis"": why my disability is the sexiest thing about me",0
tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously,1
3 roads to joy: 5 questions to start the journey now,0
wooden fruit hoping to become real fruit one day,1
guy looking to feel horrible about aspect of everyday life decides to watch documentary,1
indoor grill owner can't wait for start of autumn,1
"on 18th birthday, bindi irwin shares photo of steve irwin full of 'love and light'",0
individuals unaware they constitute area man's support network,1
"americans urged to get saving $30,000 out of way before obamacare repealed",1
man disgusted just by constant thought of 2 guys kissing,1
your favorite female 'star wars' heroes finally get their own series,0
a lot of americans are thumbs down on roger goodell and tom brady,0
"mister rove, master of the smear",0
the case for collective impact strategies on the local level,0
"the 'broad city' ladies have a spa day, but it doesn't go well",0
ben affleck happily reviewing 'batman v superman' means sad affleck is officially dead,0
confused marines capture al-jazeera leader,1
area man killed in committee,1
why i'm going to let my daughter fail math,0
"gunmen in eqypt mosque attack carried isis flag, prosecutor says",0
eric holder announces least controversial decision of tenure,1
rodeo clown bleeding on the inside,1
new report finds u.s. employees most engaged at workplace while working as frontman of styx,1
biden co-presents best new starlet award with shyla stylez at 2015 avn adult movie awards show,1
mta officials assure new yorkers that today's subway will run just as fucked up as normal,1
sculptor criticized for turning women into objects,1
study finds hiv+ gay men with undetectable viral load will not transmit virus,0
woman only dates on national television now,1
ferguson protesters guard stores from looters,0
"game of thrones' audience disappointed by season finale's bland, uninspired incest",1
"ferguson protesters celebrate thanksgiving in a church, boycott black friday",0
apple announces new trade-in offer for customers to exchange their old iphones for absolutely nothing,1
friday's morning email: what the senate health care bill could mean for you,0
regal cinemas suddenly realizes it's been playing 'love and other drugs' for two years,1
what mom would have wanted evolving over course of funeral planning,1
boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide,0
cleveland ukrainian museum pulling out all stops to prepare for onrush of rnc visitors,1
former patriots and chiefs tackle ryan o'callaghan comes out as gay,0
trump and clinton characters to appear on 'american horror story',0
watch: 'freakshow' star attempts life-threatening stunt,0
"""i woke up like dis"": why my disability is the sexiest thing about me",0
the resume secret it takes a lifetime to learn,0
stuntin' is a habit: 'atlanta' shows us that white notions of success will never work for black people,0
area dog's rock bottom same as his peak,1
two guys build a wall around trump tower to keep the real danger in,0
stephen colbert shreds 'self-righteous landfill of angry garbage' bill o'reilly,0
grandma excited to show off new beach sweater,1
the bachelor' accused of leveraging his power as a reality tv star to lure 30 women to california mansion,1
snooping on your smartphone: how to avoid apps spying on you,0
watch a hawaiian volcano 'smile' for the camera,0
the case for the school bus as the final tech-free frontier,0
kitchenaid unveils spring-loaded toaster that allows rad high schoolers to grab breakfast in midair while leaving house,1
photographers from 186 countries compete in worldwide competition,0
5 scientific reasons a beach vacation is necessary for your health,0
police finally make breakthrough in decades-old marijuana possession cold case,1
area woman has more than 200 products to help calm her,1
"international women's day: will ""western women save the world""?",0
trump now claims 'illegal immigrants' are behind voter fraud,0
grey parrot disappointed to discover rest of aviary a bunch of idiots,1
32 gifts people with anxiety really want for the holidays,0
the lesbians that founded the gay village and the mafia alliance they made for protection,0
how these psychologists are prioritizing mental health care for black america,0
god wondering whatever happened to that planet where he made all those monkeys,1
5 facts about life i've realized this year,0
cable-tv judge overruled by network-tv judge,1
ancient gravestone used as battering ram in lightning jewelry store heist,0
po' boy $12,1
constable serving eviction order kills 12-year-old girl,0
republicans still don't have the votes to replace obamacare,0
environmental study finds air in chicago now 75% bullets,1
local gym teacher loves forcing children to dance,1
law enforcement questions why alton sterling was even black in the first place,1
instagram adds new color-editing features,0
monster truck escapes,1
netflix gently reminds 'arrested development' fans that new episodes of the show won't actually solve world's problems,1
"what about you, are you on my team?' trump asks george washington portrait",1
son's black market value checked online,1
"trump's refugee ban could prevent 20,000 people from coming to the u.s., u.n. says",0
fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe,0
dad shares photo album through never-before-seen website,1
blood runs down house of representatives walls as chamber itself selects new speaker,1
study: retired dads busier than ever,1
supreme court to consider lifting class-action bar for millions of workers,0
new biblical text reveals god first sent christ to save elk as practice,1
"new york giants clean house, fire coach ben mcadoo, gm jerry reese",0
area man looking for whatever the hell is beeping,1
the arts: what were they?,1
rod stewart mistaken for elderly aunt,1
"single-parent families get 'a' rating ,from drug kingpin",1
red carpet organizers regret only renting one porta potty,1
police investigating two possible hate crimes from sf pride weekend,0
2 florida deputies shot dead while eating at chinese restaurant,0
study links drinking while pregnant to being at kid rock concert,1
sandwich from television commercial spotted at local restaurant,1
jeff sessions spits in face of fbi interrogator trying to get him to turn on trump,1
11% of lunch eaten off sweatshirt,1
school surprised to learn student committed suicide over pressures of intro to communications,1
last french fry told to 'get your ass over here',1
whale won't shut up about time it was beached,1
"caring for every preemie, every day",0
exciting new app allows users to be pawns in 26-year-old ceo's little game,1
spouse under fire for telling anecdote wrong,1
cops accused of racism after detaining black man over 'vegetation',0
"my ""aunt hillary""",0
"riz ahmed, mindy kaling, aziz ansari and others launch appeal for rohingya",0
billions of electric signals between neurons allow brain to imagine what michael imperioli looks like,1
5 brilliant italian dishes you haven't tried before,0
donut-shaped thing in kitchen junk drawer has no discernible purpose whatsoever,1
silvio berlusconi gets penis stuck in wine bottle stuck in prostitute,1
obama: joe biden's got 'his own decisions to make' about 2016,0
decision to ask out girl made using 10-sided die,1
jared kushner excited to finally visit white house after gaining security clearance,1
watch: underreported story -- reuniting families with remains of dead migrants,0
justice department calls on ferguson to align level of institutional racism with rest of country,1
where in the world is the best place to be in may?,0
this guy used augmented reality to recreate 'the ring' in real life,0
real-life nancy drew traces source of her hpv,1
"i'll have to obstruct one last thing,' whispers jared kushner before wrapping gloved hands around mueller's neck",1
area man can tell commercial will be for corona,1
democrats are ceding foreign policy too early in the 2016 election,0
late-working ceo calls out for coffee in vain,1
report: store out of good kind,1
queen elizabeth annoyed nude pictures of prince harry don't show anything good,1
marvel's top directors want lgbt superheroes to save the day,0
"the 'rain room' is coming to los angeles, not to be confused with actual rain",0
mom figures it about time to sit down adolescent daughter and explain how weight watchers points work,1
ice detains tim kaine for speaking spanish at campaign rally,1
local teen would choose gun with night vision laser scope if he joined army,1
that guy from that one show in rehab,1
olympics commentator explains 'they all look the same' remark about chinese skiers,0
empowering women and girls to own their worth,0
teen girls reviewed super bowl commercials and what they discovered will surprise you,0
grief: 6 reasons to give yourself a hall pass,0
let this cute cat in funny wigs remind you the world isn't all bad,0
the white house won't say whether donald trump played golf. here's why.,0
israeli ambassador explains netanyahu's statements on potential palestinian state,0
mom shows there's no one way to feed a baby with gorgeous photo,0
delta air lines resumes flights after computer systems suffer power outage,0
photographers from 186 countries compete in worldwide competition,0
it's not far and einstein,0
philip morris releases new single-puff marlboro minis,1
8-year-old girl dies after drinking boiling water on dare,0
bush lets war widow punch his arm once,1
from tiger mothers to fresh off the boat: eddie huang's mom is not every asian-american mom,0
beyoncé fans are in a panic over their already-purchased coachella tickets,0
record-breaking rainstorms pummel carolinas,0
"with kids, little things are magic",0
loss of virginity more humiliating than original virginity,1
white house pretty sure uzbekistan diplomat stole a bunch of soap,1
5 single parent dating tips,0
[in&out korea] anonymous interview on misogyny pt. 1,0
relieved malia obama quietly thanks secret service agents for taking rap for her,1
new law determines bullets no longer responsibility of owner once fired from gun,1
"villain contends he, hero 'very much alike'",1
movie works out exactly as audience hoped,1
teen on brink of experiencing incredible journey of motherhood instead asks boyfriend to use condom,1
first 10 minutes of chess game spent explaining replacement pieces,1
sudden resurfacing of file called 'lyrics.doc' a chilling reminder of life thought left behind,1
oregon militants' sympathizers emboldened by acquittal in wildlife refuge takeover,0
roommates assured girlfriend only staying over for entire duration of relationship,1
stunt biker danny macaskill turns scotland into the world's most incredible obstacle course,0
actor who portrayed the night king recalls challenge of playing character with no purpose,1
mandy moore shows off shiny new engagement ring at 2017 emmy awards,0
10 million fans killed off in sopranos season premiere,1
frantic biden searching dog shelter for bo look-alike,1
economists warn new graduates may have to tough it out for 5 to 6 weeks before landing dream job,1
excited nation already lining up outside irs offices in anticipation of tax day,1
trump's trade war is an incompetent response to a real problem,0
saudi execution of shiite cleric draws worldwide protests,0
5-year-old at underfunded kindergarten enjoying last few weeks before achievement gap kicks in,1
trump suggests florida students could have done more to prevent deadly shooting,0
"mytron the fifth, illuminati ruler and secret overlord of all humanity, dead at 112",1
the most feminist white house in history just made one of its last moves on equal pay,0
dominos unveils napkin-stuffed pizza crust,1
frat suspended after 'rape some b*****s' comment caught on tape,0
olivia delivers a classic shondaland elevator moment in exclusive 'scandal' clip,0
target 'dorm room essentials' aisle being browsed exclusively by 30-year-old men with studio apartments,1
nation's lower class still waiting for first mention by either presidential candidate,1
report: most for-profit colleges started in effort to pay off own student debt,1
new ed mcmahon autobiography reveals he slept with 7 women,1
as a millennial: these are (some of) my issues for the upcoming election part ii,0
a nobel prize for sustainable fashion,0
thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban,0
how my non-verbal autistic son communicates using just google street view,0
person who clearly hasn't seen 'the fifth element' arguing there no good roles for women,1
man who tried to burn ex-girlfriend's house with cheetos is convicted,0
"guantanamo defense lawyers in 9/11 trial aren't under fbi investigation, doj tells court",0
year-round schooling: how it would help minority students,0
judge agrees to hear resentencing motion in gay-bashing case,0
mueller reportedly investigating ukraine payment to trump foundation,0
thing in cave not finished with eric yet,1
double-entendre doesn't stand up to scrutiny,1
the 7 things we will all wear if trump becomes president,0
"john avildsen, oscar-winning director of 'rocky,' dead at 81",0
"obama delivers whispered, untelevised speech on gun control",1
trump takes moment to thank all the fear in audience for making this night possible,1
syrian boy with meningitis evacuated from besieged town,0
5 common medicare mistakes and how to avoid them,0
tiny dog suffocates in louis vuitton bag,1
paleontology class winces whenever fundamentalist kid raises hand,1
shoe scientists unveil advanced 'double knot' technology,1
produce section bursts into laughter after will ferrell makes casual remark about apples,1
how 2 california parents could 'home-school' their shackled and abused children,0
5-year-old with cancer becomes 'belle of the ball' at magical birthday,0
"great lakes, amazing connections: the power of cooperation in policymaking",0
6 ways to fight the flu you probably overlooked,0
north carolina governor: criticism over anti-lgbt law is 'political theater',0
pan' fails to take flight at the box office,0
lena waithe stuns at met gala as a queer superhero,0
cops and educators agree: arming teachers is a terrible idea,0
"rip fred hellerman of the weavers, a group that was a lot more than just 'influential'",0
the case for holistic education in the wake of charlottesville violence,0
japanese businessman found hiding on golf course thinks mid-'80s economic boom still going on,1
congress orders clerk to see if he has any in the back,1
fbi tracks down elusive picture-disc version of herb alpert's 'whipped cream and other delights',1
employee worries coworker's computer screen may be larger,1
watch abby wambach say goodbye to soccer in emotional final game,0
hillary clinton suspended 3 weeks by fec for spitting on volunteer,1
45-year-old loser moves in with parents,1
business card confirms real-estate salesman is eddie money,1
"a tribute to david goldberg: entrepreneur, connector, mensch",0
advocates rally around transgender migrant woman detained in all-male facility,0
police have no idea how laquan mcdonald footage vanished right after they watched it,0
the real reason your hands are always cold,0
john kelly hoses layer of crumbs off president before speech on troop deployment,1
fiona apple releases egg sac,1
j. k. rowling magically trolls donald trump for tweeting in the third person,0
history channel treating invention of popcorn like it's fucking penicillin,1
the ego-centric art world is killing art,0
man trying to remember how that music they used to play before hbo movies went,1
local welder suffering from welder's block,1
poll finds americans still fiercely divided along charlotte brontë–emily brontë lines,1
airline food under fire from area comedian,1
jay-z vows not to lose touch with millionaire roots on gritty throwback track about buying first yacht,1
i'm young and healthy: why do i need an advance health care directive?,0
the questions we should be asking ourselves when we make school lunch,0
secret service rooftop sniper team depressed by sprawling view of cleveland,1
how to take your dream vacation without a guidebook or expensive cell charges,0
report: 43% of party invitations unprovoked,1
lustful man sensually uses one hand to unhook clasp of take-out box,1
songs that are always on in background expected to win big at grammys,1
another sigma nu chapter suspended over offensive remarks about women,0
army soldier's lover allegedly stabbed his wife to death: fbi,0
wife too busy videotaping elk attack to save husband's life,1
proud son posts pic of folks who graduated college after addiction,0
swedish police featured in film shown by fox news say they were selectively edited,0
vacation-bound rush limbaugh to do nothing but golf and respect minorities for 2 weeks,1
5 reasons your salon haircut turned out wrong,0
a letter to ashtanga,0
being transgender in north carolina: reaction to hb2,0
5 must-try international takes on macaroni & cheese,0
80 percent of u.s. populace now selling handmade jewelry,1
kim kardashian breaks down over kris jenner's reaction to bruce jenner,0
trump's tailspin,0
stop fighting for overhead bin space already,0
huffpost hill - please clap: 2016 nearly over,0
how to transform your relationship with money to plan for the future,0
double-jointed man on date breaks it out too early,1
5 gorgeous home office ideas,0
obama hosts annual ramadan iftar dinner at the white house,0
against divestment -- why walking away won't make a difference,0
nfl referee ed hochuli denies cam newton's ageism allegations,0
pieces of bread really starting to pile up for overworked duck,1
william safire orders two whoppers junior,1
the butterfly duty: mapping our way toward unity,0
nra recommends preventing firearm deaths by securing children in locked safe,1
taco bell employee somehow dressed down by manager,1
jim lehrer forced to report on his own botched debate moderator performance on tonight's 'newshour',1
breaking: aclu hard as a fucking rock right now,1
there is no 'alt-right.' there is only white supremacy.,0
department of the interior sets aside two million acres for car commercials,1
report: white house exploring new value-added tax and carbon tax,0
"joy reid: gop in bizarre mirror universe where clinton is guilty, trump is blameless",0
this supreme court case could significantly weaken teachers unions,0
"study: zero people have led satisfying lives after altering original career plans, aspirations",1
one direction star responds to claims he's homophobic,0
toyota recalls 1993 camry due to fact that owners really should have bought something new by now,1
annoying coworker insists on existing right in visual range,1
james corden making major changes to show after london attacks,0
"dignified cat dressed in adorable, painful sweater",1
proof that men and women can just be best friends,0
the soul-crushing reality of the stay-at-home dad,0
sean penn sues 'empire' creator lee daniels for claiming the actor hits women,0
why being proud of the little things you do will help you in the long run,0
this job at netflix is an instagrammer's dream,0
hillary clinton to nation: 'do not fuck this up for me',1
john urschel on why kids shouldn't play football until high school,0
internet jokester strikes again,1
aarp calls for 'comfier booths' at denny's,1
why i'm proud of 'that belly',0
"lea delaria gets candid about her wild tour days, sex with younger women and turning 60",0
man strains to find personalities in pet fish,1
nuns on the bus' to drive through seven states to greet the pope,0
miley cyrus keeps her sense of humor amid hospitalization,0
stunning time-lapse video captures one of the world's strangest landscapes,0
why an 83-year-old woman walked into a police station looking for a hug,0
so-called 'atheist' doesn't even barge into churches screaming 'you're all brainwashed fools',1
"bill o'reilly defends 'well-fed' slaves remark, blames 'far-left' media for attacks",0
who defines president trump?,0
7 workout rules you can totally ignore,0
trump refuses to play gop ball,0
even more executives come forward to defend lgbt rights,0
fast-learning new hire gains quick grasp of how terrible job is,1
petting zoo all goats,1
arianna huffington has webcam implanted in forehead,1
parched trump takes quick sip from pudding cup between talking points,1
russia needs turkey in the war on isis,0
jon stewart co-hosts sportscenter to support wounded veteran athletes,0
new college freshman refers to dorm by actual name,1
ferguson police chief: darren wilson did not know michael brown was suspect in 'strong-armed' robbery,0
independent-film festival crushed by paramount troops,1
widower misses sex with dead wife terribly,1
iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown,0
putin under fire over ukraine at g-20 summit,0
area man somehow endures harrowing entertainment-free commute,1
denis leary drops by comedy club to try out new ford commercial,1
"humor, hope, and human rights: on the loss of robin williams",0
report: majority of money donated at church doesn't make it to god,1
leadership matters: gratitude leads to greatness,0
"you think these foods are healthy, but they are not",0
is it just me or have kids become extra suave recently?,0
plus-size model ashley graham lands a spot on abc's 'the year',0
north carolina law may risk federal aid,0
why u.s. allies in the middle east should be alarmed by north korea,0
pectoral muscles targeted by fitness fundamentalists,1
report: dzhokhar tsarnaev left really nice thank-you note to boat owner,1
white to attend boat show,1
guy in audience shouts out perfect thing,1
"newsroom trends, journalism, media ethics and engagement in 2016",0
france's prime minister knows what's in a name,0
fashion-forward pigeon sports bread necklace in bold style choice,0
what happens to the dreamers now?,0
tai chi practitioner really slowly dislocates knee,1
employee keeps up the good work,1
man made clear-headed choice to upload series of online videos explaining how to install surround sound speakers,1
the secret of ugly sweater day,0
report: america still world leader in manufacturing excuses,1
"if an ice cap melts in the arctic and the gop doesn't see it, did it really melt?",0
study finds girls go through manga phase earlier than boys,1
samsung just unveiled its thinnest phone ever,0
"carly rae jepsen just released her new single, 'all that'",0
elizabeth warren spends evenings tutoring underperforming candidates on creating comprehensive policy,1
fox news stars at the gop convention really don't want to talk about roger ailes,0
will p5+1 and iran clinch a deal?,0
remembering dina,0
new ebola quarantine protocol seen as barrier to volunteers,0
exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year,1
bush hides u.s. report card in sock drawer,1
nursing-home residents mate in captivity,1
"public outraged as price of fast-depleting, non-renewable resource skyrockets",1
travel ban is a minor win for trump and a major loss for human rights,0
cholera outbreak makes americans glad they don't live in africa,1
doj announces initiative to deploy smartphone-carrying bystanders to nation's streets,1
"bound, gagged joaquin castro horrified by what his identical twin brother might be doing out on dnc floor",1
uncle put more thought than usual into this year's gift cards,1
4 hours scrolling through facebook before bed referred to as 'winding down',1
report: one in three americans will get dessert if someone else does,1
"oh god, teacher arranged desks in giant circle",1
german auto engineer issued lab coat,1
raising a special child,0
mom wants to know if the people who live in your apartment building are nice,1
pep talk laced with personal threats,1
"tilda swinton isn't in this clip from 'a bigger splash,' but watch it anyway",0
santorum nostalgic for time when beliefs were outlandish enough to make headlines,1
"techview: linus torvalds, inventor of linux",0
the thinkable happens to local man,1
guy typing in all caps supports edward snowden,1
spelling error leads to elaborate cover-up doodle,1
arsons at 6 black churches in st. louis area are linked,0
how to improve your people skills,0
billy eichner comedy special heading to netflix,0
bette midler ruptures,1
area throat-clearer to go see movie,1
cindy gallop - redefining the future of sex and impacting the world,0
nsa scrambling to reestablish whereabouts of man who covered laptop camera with tape,1
animals keeping impending earthquake to selves,1
john boehner to paul ryan: 'i was once young and beautiful too',1
arab countries offer to join airstrikes against isis,0
one little girl beat the deadliest form of tuberculosis. she is very lucky.,0
dwarf actor assured guest spot on 'how i met your mother' will not be demeaning,1
democratic drama as curtain rises on new hampshire debate,0
baylor player has the perfect response to the dumbest question,0
comparing donald trump to lord voldemort is unspeakably stupid. it's also pretty dangerous.,0
nostalgic memories of land of the lost ruined in dvd release,1
supreme court mistakenly used belgium's constitution for last 3 rulings,1
"trump insists that now, more than ever, americans must stand strong in face of empathy",1
american public gets exactly what it deserves for 112th straight election,1
poll finds hillary clinton candidate most americans want to have 8-ounce glass of tap water with,1
area man unsure whether he's on right bus for most of trip,1
what msnbc gave up when it gave in to a right-wing smear campaign,0
another disgusting operation proves john mccain is healthy,1
why you should say yes to that birthday invitation,0
huckabee backs denying abortion to 10-year-old raped by stepfather,0
cubs eliminated from playoff contention,1
"friday's morning email: trump promises he ""alone"" can fix american chaos",0
fcc assures nation their favorite verizon websites won't be affected by net neutrality repeal,1
the geography of food stamps: cuts could hurt rural areas harder,0
"study: average american tries getting out of 10,000 things each year",1
report: freezers in healthy choice corporate offices probably stocked with every kind of healthy choice you could imagine,1
the skinny on sleep and your weight,0
nyc park officials finally get around to replacing dead light bulbs in statue of liberty's eyes,1
taiwan's pro-independence opposition leader wins presidential election,0
white house announces obamacare exchange now only accessible from single kiosk in remote iowa cornfield,1
bernie sanders says he will 'certainly support' hillary clinton if she's the democratic nominee,0
stormy daniels '60 minutes' interview leads to spike in pornhub searches for anderson cooper,1
5 mistakes moms make when setting new year's resolutions,0
interim cia director assures nation he engages in no sexual activity whatsoever,1
"occasionally you realize someone you thought was a dear friend is actually a foe, their true character finally revealed. but how do you forgive the unforgivable? here are my 10 steps to handling betrayal with elegance and grace.",0
10 people you'll see out at hometown bars on thanksgiving eve,0
modcloth goes one step further,0
pederast judge tries 11-year-old as adult,1
defunded planned parenthood reassures supporters it has enough fetus cash to keep going,1
study predicts 200 feet of sea level rise if all fossil fuels are burned,0
computer being stupid,1
kim jong un calls north korea sub missile launch 'greatest success',0
condé nast agrees to $5.8 million settlement in intern lawsuit,0
4 bold lip looks for spring,0
dad not going to pay someone to fix marriage when he can do it himself,1
suicide note makes convincing case,1
bill clinton: trump attacks on hillary clinton 'fact-free',0
embarrassed snake can't believe documentary crew caught it whiffing while lunging at toad,1
face-reading: an advantage in business,0
you must know yourself before you can truly address your problems,0
men whose beautiful wives died on christmas 10 years ago announce plans to drink whiskey alone in dark apartment,1
kfc releases new family-size nugget,1
black women are rising – when will our pay?,0
behold a tatted up zayn malik,0
the best beef burger recipes to make this grilling season,0
every bill reminds congressman of ex-wife,1
a nurse's new year's resolution,0
cupid is stupid,0
"colleges suspend students for sexual assault, but don't actually ban them from campus",0
finding the courage to confront depression,0
fox news host: trump fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving u.s. embassy to jerusalem,0
the westernization of emoji,0
5-million-car pileup kills dallas-fort worth,1
the single american woman,0
"syrian rebels, government think it's about time to call syria a day",1
school psychologist crushing it in wake of fatal sports injury,1
comedy central to air touching man show reunion,1
"mom hasn't said full, uninterrupted sentence to family since 1997",1
reddit bans page hosting celebrity nudes,0
radical islamic extremists snowboard into u.s. embassy,1
mtv's 'scream' trailer features a severed head in a hot tub,0
let food truly be your fuel,0
breaking bad' ends with reveal that whole series was plot of book marie shoplifted,1
johnny galecki returns to 'roseanne' and reuniting is such sweet sorrow,0
leave no votes on the table: engaging latinos in georgia and kansas,0
"melissa mccarthy is easter spicey, the apologizing easter bunny",0
local student also a poet,1
belgrade's 4th non-violent pride: pics show a bubble of freedom for lgbtq people in serbia,0
timmy' kimmel explains how the truth works to donald trump,0
watch: schieffer signs off,0
trump calls the health care bill he's been praising 'mean',0
"after criticism, cleveland officials to outline convention security plans",0
herman cain endorses who gives a fuck,1
"maya angelou, poet, author, civil rights activist, and—holy cow—tony award–nominated actress, college professor, magazine editor, streetcar conductor—really? streetcar conductor? wow—calypso singer, nightclub performer, and foreign journalist, dead at 86",1
families of slain teen and neighbor denounce chicago police: cops failed,0
in search of the sea gypsies (photos),0
obama returns from paris climate talks with couple energy-efficient light bulbs,1
we ain't germans,0
why this fierce model is ok with being called fat,0
erik estrada big in mexico,1
"world covers ears, chants loudly as epa releases ozone-depletion statistics",1
this big dog and little bird are inseparable pals,0
49ers stunned in ot loss to chargers,0
rush limbaugh's love affair with sound of own voice comes to sad end,1
mall pastry shop takes oscar for best cinnabontography,1
area supervisor hates to break up little party,1
friend attempting to provide comfort has no clue what the fuck she's talking about,1
friend who's into politics makes you feel stupid again,1
i'm tired of being taxed for being a woman',0
lone tent a dark harbinger of looming street festival,1
black women are the embodiment of black glory,0
woman sensitive about that thing on her face,1
kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie,0
hillary clinton threatened by black man,1
area senior up for some boggle,1
lyndon johnson jr. sworn in as george editor,1
house intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on,0
"when i own my sexuality, will i need queer visibility any less?",0
ryan seacrest sells 'squad goals' series to cbs,0
embarrassed sony ceo announces new video game system,1
"report: 750,000 americans die each year during first attempt to get back in shape",1
hypothetical multi-ethnic customer base smiles down from hmo billboard,1
relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back,1
first-grade teacher apprehends urinator,1
donald trump won't stop talking about how 'healthy' he is,0
maxine waters to women's convention: trump is 'most dishonorable and despicable' president ever,0
quiet guy mistaken for nice guy,1
flat soda,0
the one phrase we should stop using,0
my modest proposal,0
olivia wilde's post for her daughter's birthday is filled with girl power,0
luke from 'gilmore girls' is getting his own line of coffee,0
next week's school shooting victims thank senate for failing to pass gun bill,1
here's how much betsy devos and her family spent to back the gop senators who confirmed her,0
haunted house guests escorted into vip section where they can touch the performers,1
grandmother can't believe they let people with tattoos on price is right,1
handwriting expert confirms killer used cursive,1
12 clever summer party ideas for people who are sick of bbqs,0
a lesson america can teach,0
video highlights the kind of breastfeeding shaming we don't really talk about,0
retailers hiring the most employees for the holidays,0
"sources: c'mon, just give us the goddamn pulitzer already",1
avid fisherman forever ruins fishing for son,1
amanda peet told her daughter sex is 'a special hug',0
subway sandwich emits noxious honey mustard spray as defense against predators,1
republicans are using an arcane tool to handcuff federal agencies,0
kitchenaid announces it will lift ban on selling mixers to unwed women,1
"adele opens up about her private life, squad goals and new album",0
oven preheated for 16 seconds,1
baby jesus and the war on christmas,0
rick steves cleaned out by gypsies,1
nbc to add dateline: flursday,1
apartment completely flooded with disgusting sunlight,1
improving the lgbt experience within the workplace,0
heartfelt apology robs man of cherished grudge,1
reports: pixar executive takes leave of absence after sexual harassment complaints,0
disney's new 'frozen' plane makes it harder than ever to 'let it go',0
protest again delays hawaii giant telescope construction,0
olympic swimmer ariana kukors is ready to fight sexual abuse in sports,0
snl' just gave 'game of thrones' an eighth kingdom,0
dee bogetti's gps guide for living in the moment,0
uneventful past finally catches up to boring man,1
"he's a stockbroker,' says woman who finds that exciting",1
rare autographed portrait of jesus purchased at estate sale,1
14 truths about being an asexual person,0
goddamn findings fail to support researcher's hypothesis,1
the final indian war in america about to begin,0
u.s. consumer confidence shaken after mom buys wrong kind of tortilla chips,1
trevor noah on trumpcare's passage in the house: f**king unbelievable,0
sheryl crow's freshness date expires,1
when i'm forced to see color in my colorblind marriage,0
bush passes three-pound kidney stone,1
bus driver appears to have had rough summer,1
bath & body works unveils new soothing eucalyptus road flare,1
federal judge orders return of iranian national deported under trump's ban,0
little butterball holding up ice cream line,1
25 million onion social users run into glorious flames of headquarters in hopes of using website one last time,1
golf sensation jordan spieth loses masters after horrible meltdown; danny willett wins,0
trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email,0
"the vicious knot of syria, the untangling process contains solutions in our time",0
cleveland ukrainian museum pulling out all stops to prepare for onrush of rnc visitors,1
cnn cuts ties with kathy griffin,0
republicans are using an arcane tool to handcuff federal agencies,0
"i promise to work tirelessly to achieve my campaign's goals,' threatens trump in terrifying address",1
brotherly advice,0
5 ways to make your words more powerful,0
jury finds cinemark theater chain not liable in 2012 colorado movie massacre,0
field-trip mishap fulfills child's wish to be oscar mayer wiener,1
texas schools to no longer teach students about autoerotic asphyxiation,1
new domino's app allows customer to track pizza's movement through digestive system,1
everyone in family compliments grandmother on how small and feeble she's gotten,1
man wistfully looks around website he hasn't visited for 30 minutes,1
"grotesque, misshapen mass of raisins slowly forming inside bag of trail mix",1
another vietnamese activist slapped with prison sentence for toxic spill criticism,0
couple stressing about wedding plans as if it won't just take a string of edison bulbs to knock guests' fucking socks off,1
"women in business q&a: blair christie, senior vice president and chief marketing officer, cisco",0
"vote, voter wasted",1
cool mccain supporter wears 'mccain 2000' shirt to campaign speech,1
blake lively explains the touching reason she joined the women's march,0
ecstasy and despair on this historic day,0
"once mighty super bowl commercial now sad, pathetic 'price is right' commercial",1
"huffpost hill - nazis to pound pavement, skulls for trump",0
excercise ball all the way over there,1
visit to google earth reveals house is on fire,1
swiss guard charge writhing mass of black tentacles devouring pope francis,1
"poll: 99% of human beings would prefer big, slobbery hound dog pope",1
t.g.i. friday's executive chef recommends booze-on-meat-with-cheese thing,1
radish (a cat) wants outta here...,0
6 reasons wisconsin should make the college football playoff,0
"study finds every style of parenting produces disturbed, miserable adults",1
look: iconic jean company introduces gay pride line,0
new 'star trek' tv series in the works for 2017,0
promotional jacket worn everywhere,1
"as iranians vote for peace, trump helps saudi arabia pick another fight",0
military service members prefer 2 presidential candidates who question war,0
donald trump is terrible news for our food system,0
"mayonnaise, black forest ham to share top billing in upcoming sandwich",1
$9 billion is a lot of money: how much could you buy with illinois' budget deficit?,0
man coming to terms with fact that shower not getting any hotter,1
uganda's top anglican leader doubles down on anti-gay law,0
look: 'thor's helmet' glows in brilliant neon hues,0
celebrities celebrate fourth of july with some fun in the sun,0
revisit your favorite junkie pals in the 'trainspotting 2' trailer,0
4 people stabbed on amtrak train in michigan,0
nate silver is unskewing polls -- all of them -- in trump's direction,0
historical archives: secret society of free-bakers has fail'd to gain influence,1
definition of fudge-tastic stretched,1
dianne feinstein horrified after new gun control bill disintegrates immediately upon crossing into senate chamber,1
the plot to put amateurism and the ncaa in the past,0
gmail user pities hotmail user,1
what mount greenwood's reaction to joshua beal's death says about white chicago,0
"donald trump sold his investment in carrier's parent company, transition team says",0
milo ventimiglia tries to defend crock-pot on 'ellen',0
broken ornament relegated to lonely existence on side of tree facing wall,1
registered sex offender allegedly caught working as petco santa claus,0
supreme court rules in favor of most buck-wild pride parade nation's ever seen,1
eddie vedder finally goes away,1
"5 tv episodes that celebrate hanukkah, too",0
mad lib filled with swears,1
elderly woman applying makeup most heartbreaking thing on earth,1
the 'fuller house' season 2 trailer teases a lot of fun,0
recycling opens the door to a circular economy,0
microsoft and amazon have a plan for driverless cars,0
prepare to be hypnotized by these cute puppies eating their dinner,0
this octogenarian took in dozens of abandoned dogs and built them a mini-train,0
rep. elijah cummings: police-community relations is the 'civil rights cause of this generation',0
17 secrets to success from people who've found it,0
cheer introduces new higher-priced cheer,1
report: many jobs lack benefits to cut,1
secretary of the interior meekly asks if there anything she can do to help stop isis,1
dept. of transportation discontinues 'bridge out 8 feet ahead' sign,1
ricky gervais stands up for truth in the age of fake news,0
bus passenger stops trying to enjoy kansas scenery,1
mop used to clean minor spill now permanent addition to living room,1
these epic 360-degree photos will make you feel like you're on vacation,0
movie marketed as six different genres,1
supernatural powers vested in local pastor,1
phish's epic run for the ages,0
judge joe brown begins jail sentence for contempt of court charge,0
new $50 million planetarium opens young minds to wonders of pink floyd,1
26-year-old feeling self-conscious after seeing all his friends fail slightly less than him,1
"lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports",0
dollar losing value against the quarter,1
stupid 16-year-old completely wasting adderall prescription on mental health,1
in defense of the promposal,0
"chinese reporter rolled her eyes on state television, and social media users can't deal",0
nation shudders to think how mad nra would be if obama actually proposed meaningful gun control,1
we will beat trumpcare: we only lose if we forget what we're fighting for,0
"sushi donuts are here, so prepare yourselves",0
u.s. consumers demand wider selection,1
trump threatens venezuela with possible 'military option',0
bush to olympians: 'bring back lots of valuable gold',1
steven spielberg: can his career be salvaged?,1
online university allows students to amass crippling debt at own pace,1
football fan disappointed by 'super tuesday',1
eagles of death metal singer does groveling 180 on 'pathetic' parkland survivors,0
how to encourage quiet children to push past their fears,0
vulnerable republicans just showed why fighting for trans rights is a political winner,0
$500 stereo installed in $400 car,1
what i did over the holidays that would make seinfeld proud,0
conservative acquaintance annoyingly not racist,1
tv agent olivia metzger is parting ways with the creative artists agency,0
"for conservative press, the post-trump reckoning can't come soon enough",0
"cast, crew of troy begin disastrous 10-year journey back to hollywood",1
8 do's and don'ts of religion-themed halloween costumes,0
this teenager's gory special effects videos are bloody impressive,0
strapping young man to address congress,1
library of congress adds 3 titles to list of films that should be destroyed forever,1
literary study finds all modern narratives derived from classic 'alien vs. predator' conflict,1
an epidemic of gun silence,0
trump's evangelical advisors urged him to protect dreamers,0
proud billionaire helps young son open first offshore bank account,1
cities are outlawing one job interview question to fight the wage gap,0
phil spector joins jennifer hudson to present 'best new artist' grammy,1
the secret to building a successful business that won't destroy the planet,0
report: saying 'smells okay' precedes 85% of foodborne illnesses annually,1
therapists recommend treating people like shit if you're having a bad day,1
how we've kept our son from feeling like he's from a 'broken home',0
adorable kids ask pharrell hard-hitting questions about his new book 'happy',0
13 dead from unexplained illness in liberia,0
nation gathers around area man trying to parallel park,1
shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment,0
congress can't remember last time it got together and legislated like this,1
new historical evidence suggests most pilgrims sailed back home to celebrate first thanksgiving,1
muslims respond to hateful protests with voter registration drives,0
novelist thinks people shrug 10 times more than they actually do,1
new election ruling allows candidates to remain completely anonymous throughout campaign,1
10-year-old denies girl-liking allegations,1
aunt on facebook casually advocates war crime,1
"strange, nightmarish incident results in man waking up as giant kafka",1
report: bots now make up 22% of twitter executives,1
kurt angle in royal rumble? seth rollins teases huge wwe debut! | wrestletalk news jan. 2017,0
person who clearly hasn't seen 'the fifth element' arguing there no good roles for women,1
owner tearfully releases american pharoah after triple crown win,1
poll finds majority of  americans would like things to go right for once,1
"from athens to the u.s., this greek startup wants to make hiring easier",0
dude with knit hat at party calls beer 'libations',1
dear america: a letter from a reluctant activist,0
"female presidential candidate who was united states senator, secretary of state told to be more inspiring",1
bush's 'electability' argument is getting even weaker,0
mueller ain't going away,0
scientists trace campus-wide pussy shortage to zbt house,1
46-year-old spinster dies surrounded by cats,1
the nypd has secretly been spying on cell phones since 2008,0
icymi: your brain on sleep and why people buy milk during blizzards,0
fbi arrests brother of san bernardino terrorist and 2 others on marriage fraud charges,0
"catholic church speaks out against decadent, sinfully rich dessert",1
"sex abuse survivor quits pope's commission, citing 'shameful' resistance",0
washington's hobby lobby lobbies to strengthen hobbies,1
red chair wedding: 'the voice' bloodbath semifinals results,0
embarrassed comcast ceo just tells people he does digital media stuff,1
local man's body a really big temple,1
clinton promises to enact agenda whether or not she elected,1
queen elizabeth ii to wed longtime partner following passage of gay marriage bill,1
expense-account wizard transforms prostitute into color copies,1
men of snl mansplained the 'day without a woman' in spot-on skit,0
fda report finds food prevents hunger 98% of time when properly used,1
how to replace your self-doubt with unshakeable confidence,0
trump denies meeting with secret service over hillary clinton threat,0
flynn's departure leaves trump foreign policy even more disoriented,0
"oscars attendees cower in awe as disembodied, all-knowing voice proclaims information about nominees",1
community mural depicts misshapen globs of all races,1
world health organization releases top 10 most fucked up causes of death,1
tom hanks in carly rae jepsen's 'i really like you' video is oddly entertaining without music,0
how the data world missed the boat on trump,0
"researchers find link between education, smartness",1
iggy pop only one allowed in grocery store shirtless,1
"navigating welfare reform, poverty is tricky business",0
babysitter enters third hour of negotiations to get 4-year-old to put his pants back on,1
police investigate reports of local gay man being dragged behind boat,1
charlton heston gets serious,1
do (strawberry) blondes really have more fun?,0
dove deodorant's #alternativefacts campaign trolls the trump administration,0
teen admits parents were right about fred durst,1
radical islamic extremists snowboard into u.s. embassy,1
kentucky governor's crime plan: volunteer 'prayer patrols' roaming the streets,0
pentagon to withhold budget figures out of respect for american families,1
shaken secretary of transportation reduces speed limit to 5 mph after witnessing accident,1
teacher protests in detroit cause schools to close,0
newly discovered recordings reveal beatles actually terrible group,1
good charlotte recording 10 new songs to be played at low volume in p.f. chang's,1
the lost art of peeing in the shower,0
man just going to assume this counts as 'minced',1
what i learned from drawing my face over and over,0
top black staffers leave the republican national committee,0
college kicker's video proves his twitter haters wrong — and it's good!,0
214 executed in wacky bolivian prison mix-up,1
state rep. claims god is talking to him,0
woman mentions participation in cancer walk to cancer patient,1
fact or fiction? identifying reliable integrative medicine resources,0
87% of man's memories shame-based,1
unlocking big data's value potential through design with small data,0
transmuting the curse of suicide into a blessing: my speech at usc/verdugo hills hospital,0
"peyton manning goes to graduation, starts throwing passes to seniors",0
a letter to heather heyer's mother,0
newsrooms make varying calls about airing mcdonald shooting video,0
new 'aspershirt' relieves torso pain,1
kansas city royals grab 2-0 lead in 2015 world series,0
"new snack chip evades digestive system, burrows straight into heart",1
hot wheels roll in from around the world to comfort sick toddler,0
we're so excited about this 'saved by the bell' pop-up restaurant,0
bullying prevention: the power of empathy,0
broken hearts and eclairs,0
barack obama's emancipation proclamation,0
7 sci-fi writers predict the future of the olympics,0
viral facebook post reminds dudes not every woman wants to talk to them,0
huffpost hill - iraq broken despite all our help,0
former priest convicted in decades-old beauty queen slaying,0
new musical shines light on 'paris is burning' star and the mummified man found in her closet,0
new archie graphic novel explores rich inner life of jughead,1
"wedding guest in suspenders, bow tie unafraid to take dance floor",1
dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities,0
shake it off: what i learned from a negative review,0
stephen hawking warns about dangers of ai as motorized wheelchair drives toward lake,1
hope in students' eyes too much for screenwriting teacher to handle this week,1
mitt romney soars in polls after leaving country,1
"depraved candidate struggling to support $100,000-a-day advertising habit",1
hershey's announces it's all out of candy,1
two non-binary college activists on creating space for themselves on campus,0
u.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year,0
house republicans are getting uncomfortable with donald trump's stance on executive overreach,0
reedsburg chamber of commerce:'come grow with us',1
trump shames local 'mexican' judge involved in trump university lawsuit,0
"discovering the pink petticoat, tampa's lingerie treasure trove",0
"if your doctor won't give you an iud because you haven't had kids, you need a new doctor",0
kristina reveals how she's dealing with dean after 'bachelor in paradise',0
"melissa mccarthy is easter spicey, the apologizing easter bunny",0
bath & body works now offering free lotion tastings,1
aids baby lays tiny hand in palm of 'onion' reporter,1
read the letter barack obama left donald trump upon leaving office,0
5 ways to file your taxes with less stress,0
just a friendly and wildly hot reminder that oscar isaac is playing hamlet,0
just another lingering flu' by dr. david lourea (excerpt),0
aclu drags taylor swift for trying to silence critic,0
slight inconsistency found in bible,1
"religious leaders condemn hateful, trump-inspired vandalism at 2 churches",0
amy schumer hints she will push to reduce gun violence,0
netanyahu begins calling for israeli return to ancient homeland of iran,1
firefighter loses home to fire days after he receives racist threat,0
white-on-white violence claims life of accounts receivable supervisor,1
movie characters happen to pass through pamplona on the one week bulls run,1
why tommy chong is fired up about marijuana,0
guilt-ridden stacey abrams wondering when she should tell democrats that she lost her election,1
that same guy with the glasses at every rock show,1
why the sharing economy is harming workers -- and what must be done,0
kentucky governor echoes trump: 'all sides' to blame for charlottesville violence,0
chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat,0
suitcase spends all year looking forward to carousel ride,1
"barbara annis and dr. keith merron on the need for gender intelligence, an exclusive interview (pt 1)",0
lost dog' poster really tooting dog's horn,1
"why the moms who love aunties are amazing, too",0
fucker sure taking long time to download,1
18 habits of highly creative people,0
daily meditation: by the riverside,0
higher one must repay millions to students over 'deceptive' financial aid practices,0
as i watch my daughter grow into the woman she'll become,0
the bitcoin hoax,0
"mccain courts youth vote with lengthy speech on forbearance, morality",1
this video of kourtney kardashian eating a kit kat bar is celeb culture run amok,0
u.s. bobsled team pays tribute to late gold medalist steven holcomb,0
new york mets gm sandy alderson collapses during news conference,0
john goodman's angry rex tillerson spews about being fired by a 'moron' on 'snl',0
popular designer dog breed just twisted spinal cord attached to collapsed lung,1
ivanka trump incorrectly names judaism as 1 of the 3 'largest world religions',0
justin timberlake tells jessica biel no one will believe her,1
4 business mistakes i'll never make again,0
supreme court agrees to hear new jack white album,1
it's time to tell the truth about motherhood,0
emotional justice: what black women want and need,0
very special' constitutional amendment to take on alcoholism,1
"cat looking out window, bird form unbelievably intense fifth-of-a-second bond",1
7 tips for surviving the holidays when kids (or grandkids) are sick,0
sammy davis jr. handled his oscar flub like a boss,0
your career - paved road or tall grass?,0
political cartoonist's wife finds disturbing nude drawings of uncle sam,1
man runs out of questions to ask 4-year-old,1
grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match,1
let's preview the nfl playoffs!,0
study: 90% of americans strongly opposed to each other,1
middle-aged man having best snacks of his life,1
"these last two are gonna be real turds,' george r.r. martin assures fans",1
"darfur, ia also in pretty bad shape",1
david blaine's attempt to catch a bullet in his mouth went painfully wrong,0
new comic features aquaman as 45-year-old single father to troubled flounder,1
keeping jobs in the united states; start leading by example,0
banksy hospitalized with third-degree burns after attempting to cash self-destructing check,1
gop congressman turns science committee into platform for his own anti-science views,0
new hallmark line addresses israeli-palestinian conflict,1
104-year-old reveals secret to long life being cursed by witch to wander earth eternally,1
"new technologies give government ample means to track suspects, study finds",0
meaning of dream obvious to everyone else,1
college football's 5 unexpected heisman trophy hopefuls,0
grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match,1
sweden and the wakening of eco-integrity,0
gun pays for itself on first day,1
"i'm sick of apathy -- and you should be, too",0
gas station clerk glad to see pump 2 doing so well today,1
superstitious ocean blaming all its weird behavior on the moon,1
some leaders are born women,0
limits or limitless?,0
7 ways college kids home for the summer are exactly like mice,0
watch: 'trash-talking' dogs prove their bark is worse than their bite,0
"there was no audio, so we captioned the trump and putin meeting",0
these are the most exciting photos from the 2016 iowa caucuses,0
editors of 'good car' magazine: 'the 2013 hyundai sonata is a good car',1
ben carson slowly floats away from earth,1
coal baron: subsidize coal 'to make sure grandma doesn't die on the operating table',0
dwarf actor assured guest spot on 'how i met your mother' will not be demeaning,1
flexibility will close the women's leadership gap,0
china's aircraft carrier enters south china sea amid renewed tensions,0
possible viking find could rewrite north american history,0
bruce davis eligible for parole for charles manson family murders,0
"hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone",0
senate committee links child poverty to lack of child jobs,1
this group wants to build a giant barrier to pull trash from the pacific,0
melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor,1
café au detroit: wi-fi with style,0
obama throws up right there during syria meeting,1
republicans have a way out of their health care mess: working with democrats,0
state champs erect triumphal arch,1
trump ignores journalist's 'are you a racist?' question after honoring martin luther king jr.,0
"this actually good news, contractor reveals, because now you know the real problem",1
biker injuries and deaths soar after michigan repeals helmet law,0
boehner backs lifting crude oil export ban,0
senate: 'renewed fisa legislation imperative in protecting the few american freedoms that will remain',1
one pot wonders: 7 delicious dinners without the mess,0
co-worker's bad mood getting you down? here's what to do about it,0
amazing original thing to become hated cliché in 6 months,1
poll finds only 83% of new yorkers visit statue of liberty every day,1
world's religious leaders admit they just love getting to wear frilly little gowns and having a blast,1
the first family looked exceptionally stylish on easter sunday. obvi.,0
maxim skimmed,1
returning parents can tell son had huge house fire over weekend,1
chris hemsworth deputizes hunk to assume 'sexiest man alive' duties in his absence,1
republicans want to defund the commission that fights voting machine hacking,0
female boss walking around like she owns the place,1
waters tested as 12-year-old says 'shit' in front of mom for first time,1
chocolate pudding up $2 a barrel,1
watch these 50 celebrities totally kill it at the ice bucket challenge,0
madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics,0
the last broadcast,0
aweism' could be the soulful humanist's answer to religious transcendence,0
obamacare helps uninsured americans become blindingly enraged at insurance companies,1
proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile,0
"matt lauer spending more time with friends, family after installing automatic locking devices on doors at home",1
good night's sleep changes nothing,1
measuring spoon hasn't looked back ever since being detached from ring,1
reports of movie being good reach area man,1
"online activists unsure about offensiveness of article, figure they'll destroy author's life just in case",1
7 total randos found dead,1
local history museum really digging deep to fill 2 15-by-20-foot rooms,1
graffiti artists give miami neighborhood wall-to-wall makeover,0
saudis admit journalist khashoggi died during botched assassination attempt,1
will the charlie hebdo terrorist attack kill intelligence reform in the united states?,0
bernice king says trump's racist comments are 'troubling to our humanity',0
getting married to a guy with kids is 'pretty freaking intimidating',0
"beetlejuice' sequel is not a go, according to tim burton's rep (updated)",0
genuine happiness now seen only on game shows,1
30-year-old nes still wasting life playing video games,1
savor the south at one of these summer festivals,0
earth day: eating bean burgers beats measuring cheeseburgers,0
the force is strong with the iowa department of transportation,0
exercising woman really starting to feel the burn of lifelong injury developing,1
brutal cold does not factor into man's decision to stay inside for two days straight,1
"monday matters: a walk home to remember, an unbreakable friendship and adorable bulldogs",0
manager of combination taco bell/kfc secretly considers it mostly a taco bell,1
trump again downplays steve bannon's white house role,0
states scramble to overcome congress' failure to move on chip,0
leaked 'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens',1
would a push to hire more women reduce gender pay-gap? not until we fix the pipeline,0
hazmat worker sees no reason to throw away all this perfectly good food,1
things you say in emails vs. how you look typing them,0
"guitar hero' had a baby with your keyboard, and it's great",0
"iraqi officer under saddam masterminded the rise of isis, reports spiegel",0
you don't have to 'cherish every moment' to appreciate your children,0
man records every detail of his life for 5 years,0
this is the fall checklist your home's been waiting for,0
these 14 mannequin challenges will get you through election day anxiety,0
"women in business q&a: star jones, president, professional diversity network",0
disney still throwing word 'classic' around like so much confetti,1
e. coli ready to treat itself to some beef after weeks of nothing but salad,1
why mothers are so special,0
just a couple of muppets singing n.w.a's 'express yourself',0
terry tate takes down donald trump over his disgusting comments about women,0
rosetta stone offers new spanish language course for pandering presidential candidates,1
hydraulic press proves that diamonds are sadly not forever,0
buzzfeed to highlight donald trump's media blacklist at gop convention bash,0
there's a larger dialogue on gender that has gone missing,0
ice detains tim kaine for speaking spanish at campaign rally,1
historical inaccuracy found in wild west strip show,1
automated teller has more personality than human teller,1
marco rubio avoids criticizing jeb bush after debate tussle over missed senate votes,0
people on the street apologize to their old teachers on 'jimmy kimmel live',0
ten states with the most student debt,0
police make arrest in socal lemonade stand heist,0
the nra museum showcases guns from the same hollywood it says is 'glorifying' violence,0
greyhound now charging customers $15 fee to vomit in aisle,1
wrong font chosen for gravestone,1
kavanaugh panicking after botching part of confirmation where he asked if he rejects satan,1
this teacher is weary,0
nestlé recalls millions of frozen products that may contain glass,0
the gun industry's next big thing is neither big nor new,0
there's virtually no way trump could win the nobel prize this year for north korea,0
market rallies after fed chief shows off huge wad of cash,1
japanese restrooms offer special toilet paper for wiping phones,0
flynn's departure leaves trump foreign policy even more disoriented,0
stouffer's discontinues toaster steaks,1
iphone gadget turns any surface into a musical instrument,0
fiona apple's classic 'criminal' video just got a lesbian makeover,0
u.n. fails to agree on independent inquiry of human rights abuses in yemen,0
sweating obama admits drone strikes have been happening on their own,1
dell acquired by gateway 2000 in merger of 2 biggest names in computer technology,1
aerobics linked to lousy music,1
grandfather's advice pretty bad for someone who's lived that long,1
global-warming crisis makes for delightful mid-february afternoon,1
why clinton will win,0
russian agent disgusted with things he forced to do to pass self off as reddit commenter,1
how to choose a worthwhile organization,0
teen scores awesome oral cancer poster,1
"in case you didn't know, green and black tea come from the same plant",0
a second-by-second breakdown of sean spicer's holocaust comments,0
53-inch child thrown from roller coaster regrets nothing,1
what's missing from the marriage decision,0
elizabeth olsen isn't pleased with tom hiddleston's honky tonkin' in this 'i saw the light' clip,0
"white house says enviros love this trade pact, but enviros say otherwise",0
protecting our environment is a matter of life or death,0
bill gates' wife worried he's lying in a ditch full of money somewhere,1
hacker releases new 'orange is the new black' episodes after demanding ransom,0
"let's not forget that men have impeccable winter style, too",0
men's wearhouse introduces clip-on trousers for guys who never learned how to put on pants,1
watch these hero humans rescue shark tangled up in fishing line,0
this state just did something good for transgender people,0
14-year-old congressional whiz kid balances budget,1
i flinched at their forgiveness,0
madcap romp escalates into zany hijinks,1
obama's next chapter: write a new book,0
"detroit begs nation to just give it something, anything, to manufacture",1
travis kalanick takes leaves of absence from post as uber ceo,0
does political correctness work?,0
god' tells colbert that all these religious site visits make trump seem thirsty,0
now is the time for resistance and sanctuary in our cities,0
coworkers agog as employee introduces new shirt into rotation,1
5-year-old boy faces a tough decision about his girlfriends,0
not racist' guy says honoring mlk will make him show 'racist ways',0
second-guessing obama's foreign policy,0
papal infallibility invoked to allow scrabble word,1
trump administration repeatedly denied there was any contact with russia during campaign,0
netanyahu feeling like trip to us to start world war iii went pretty well,1
deciphering what one woman wants in a man,0
inside paris with an urban explorer,0
dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves,0
anthropologists discover ancient greek super pac that helped shape first democracy,1
seventh-grade class scrambling to piece together teacher's home life from desktop background before powerpoint opened,1
police: man fatally shoots self while demonstrating how to clean gun,0
"is it too late to audition?' asks perfect actor for role, poking head into room just as producers were giving up hope",1
encyclopedic knowledge not so handsomely bound,1
perhaps we need corporate 'loyalty oaths',0
is it possible to spend too much time with a significant other?,0
love is waiting for a test result and having someone hold your hand,0
elizabeth warren wades into democratic party's debate on candidates' abortion views,0
why the affordable care act hasn't gone far enough,0
report: all the other races coming to take your stuff,1
this cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life,0
"larry nassar: 'who among us hasn't made a mistake repeatedly and with wild, shameless abandon?'",1
weird porno stops at kissing,1
facts of life' star charlotte rae reveals cancer diagnosis at 91,0
"i can't do this anymore, congress. i can't.",0
parent mad 6-year-old didn't like peanuts special,1
mistrial for alabama officer charged after assaulting indian man,0
graffiti artist completes masterwork 'still life of marijuana leaf',1
democrats score special election upset in wisconsin gop stronghold,0
bollywood remake of fahrenheit 9/11 criticizes bush administration through show-stopping musical numbers,1
aryan notions' opens sixth berlin location,1
woman finds imperfect mate at outlet mall,1
5 things everyone gets wrong about napping,0
saudi arabian king to populace: 'don't even think about it',1
hundreds of coastal communities could face monthly floods in the coming decades,0
julianne hough lived in pain for years because of endometriosis,0
steve vai impresses the hell out of neighborhood kids,1
sun goes out for a few seconds,1
why i don't want my kids to be happy,0
"joe biden on beau: 'he said it was my obligation to run, my duty'",0
eager understudy beginning to think john lithgow impervious to disease,1
area man released after being wrongfully employed for 9 years,1
george r. r. martin kills off whole family,1
dept. of transportation to replace highway mile markers with dead raccoons,1
20 flattering blazers that will fit over big busts,0
sinead o'connor is 'safe and sound' after emotional facebook post about overdose,0
alabama native channing tatum encourages followers not to vote for roy moore,0
"mom and dad, please explain this one to your daughters",0
firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator,0
"obama in hiroshima: a visit to honor, not apologize",0
incredibly popular george h.w. bush funeral gets extended 2-week run,1
gop candidates bound to feel 'climate shock' on the  campaign trail,0
that's so raven' cast reunites on 'the view' and shares show secrets,0
i photograph to remember,0
report: most couples met on set of 'daredevil',1
"on emmett till, black death spectacle, and cultural (mis)appropriation",0
homesick trump stays up all night on phone with automated mar-a-lago reservations line,1
guy riding atv has really been looking forward to breaking his neck on wooded trail,1
"how to beat the winter blues, according to top experts",0
boyfriend forced to express secondhand outrage,1
george r. r. martin kills off whole family,1
area woman just itching to complain if anyone objects to nativity scene in park,1
coworker who just threw fit and stormed out of room looked like total badass,1
"britain grants refugee status to ex-president of maldives, lawyer says",0
this teen's trying to make the road safer years before she even starts driving,0
paul ryan's wonk shtick is getting old,0
"trump tells 57,000 honduran immigrants to leave or risk deportation",0
former president carter sole attendee at 1997 solar power summit,1
dick clark still sitting there,1
dad transforms kids' toy cars into epic 'mad max' mobiles,0
eu court issues landmark data ruling,0
victoria's secret introduces 3-inch patch of satin to place anywhere on body,1
legislators still concerned about key non-issues,1
"it is a shame, it was a sham",0
our 10 favorite post-gay movies,0
this d.c. restaurant just sued trump and his hotel for unfair competition,0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
new subway promotion to honor subtember 11,1
u.s. funneling arms to dissident angel group in effort to topple god,1
jamie lynn spears loses custody of fetus,1
this artisanal pickle maker pays his workers $16 an hour,0
charlie palmer brings his steakhouse to nyc,0
rugged new sport-utility vehicle takes on mall parking lot,1
dorito-factory employee can't get cool-ranch smell out of clothes,1
"americans still don't know what climate change is, google shows",0
kelly clarkson reacts like any mom to news she's getting a vacation,0
dennis miller deeply concerned about long-distance service,1
area woman tired of men staring at her breast implants,1
ten great latino books published in 2015,0
chicago's top prosecutor will not try the officer who killed laquan mcdonald,0
trump filter' erases the donald from your chrome browser,0
twitter users roast fbi over its ms paint-style holiday tweet,0
"online recap of tv show attracts 25,000 readers who have given up on life",1
obama addresses nation still wearing spock ears,1
3 leadership mistakes roger goodell made that you shouldn't,0
friday's morning email: hope is fading in puerto rico over the government response,0
man thinks people care enough about him to be let down by his failures,1
"yes, donald trump is actually going on 'saturday night live' tonight",0
robin williams still missing after three-day free-association binge,1
melania trump hosts state dinner in stunning black shroud of shrieking crows,1
why shrimp scampi has been on america's mind all week,0
truck dumps its enormous milk load all over the road,0
obese doctors urge nation to eat three meals a meal,1
"melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65",0
ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war',0
portland hate killer ranted about stabbings and muslims on facebook amid rising u.s. hate crime,0
who were you on 9/11?,0
"that first date is going terribly,' think diners watching couple celebrate 5th anniversary",1
homosexual dolphin has highly developed sense of gay-nar,1
victoria beckham pokes fun at her royal wedding pout in new instagram post,0
nfl players buy xbox for 10-year-old boy wearing colin kaepernick jersey,0
this 2-year-old has a lifetime's worth of perfect halloween costumes,0
humiliated team of cuban doctors forced to continue treating long-dead fidel castro,1
7 awesome pot pie recipes you need to make now,0
"man's bloodstream enjoys hour-long intermission between coffee, alcohol blitzes",1
why father's day is so difficult for me,0
humanity still producing new art as though megadeth's 'rust in peace' doesn't already exist,1
gus van sant prepares shot-for-shot teen wolf remake,1
why i know turning 60 will be one big party,0
how to know when to dial your confidence up -- or down,0
a plethora of patio plants,0
this honest 'star wars' teaser puts the pressure on j.j. abrams,0
"after shooting, orlando chefs provide thousands of free meals",0
quentin tarantino breaks three-day media silence,1
backup spatula always ready to go in case the unthinkable happens,1
preemie mom photographs the 'emotional turmoil' of 'the nicu roller coaster',0
polish and irish soccer fans shame hooligans with heartwarming embrace,0
nancy grace reports own mind now missing for 83 days,1
south korea's ousted leader arrested on bribery charges,0
"john stamos finishes rehab, tweets he's 'healthy' and 'grateful'",0
redundancy built into tv show to protect against failure,1
james cameron cried the first time he heard james horner's 'titanic' theme,0
"chinese bomber flies around spratlys in show of force, u.s. official says",0
smiley scrubbing bubbles devour area child,1
it's official: dog owners walk way more,0
the key to winning the super bowl: looking good out there?,0
"snl audience moved to tears by soulful, end-of-episode piano music",1
empire' star jussie smollett reminds us that aids isn't a problem of the past,0
what is a reverse mortgage?,0
this election year's darwin award goes to the folks behind this political mailer,0
man treats mother to detail about his personal life,1
"how much americans sleep, text and pee every day",0
algebra notebook forced to bear the brunt of teen's song lyrics,1
bernie sanders and mike lee want a fight with the saudis. trump's working to stop them.,0
jenna elfman mentally prepares answer to inevitable question about her outfit,1
"millennium actually starts in 2001, terrorists note",1
police union chief: tamir rice family should use settlement funds on gun education for kids,0
the threat to america that no one is talking about,0
disaster movies are tame compared to what happened 3.3 billion years ago,0
kavanaugh blasted for destroying reputation of good man,1
busy obama sends drone to pick up sasha from school,1
housekeeper too busy to be sassy,1
after-work drinks enter third excruciating minute,1
man ashamed of himself after cashier reads food order back to him,1
"tina fey tells the 'most american white lady story' in new movie, 'whiskey tango foxtrot'",0
"in 'informed consent,' a native american tribe's battle is recreated off broadway",0
here's how senate democrats plan to beef up domestic security after the san bernardino shooting,0
12 indie spots in hong kong,0
glimpse of gene shalit on tv reminds woman it's time for bikini wax,1
scientific breakthrough reveals stars consist primarily of twinkles,1
3 little reminders that put love into perspective,0
grocery list depressing,1
2018 winter olympics cancelled due to inclement weather,1
when being beautiful might count against you,0
"u.s. ""vs."" china in africa: a message to president obama and premier li keqiang",0
headphones-wearing pedestrian loudly proclaims iron man status,1
new 'star wars' film once again disappoints die-hard nien nunb fans,1
want to be ready for retirement? lower your expectations,0
neil patrick harris asks: are these kids meeting santa or getting a shot?,0
tank rolls by living room window,1
john stossel: the reason why i watch fox news,0
divorced friend burning through new hobbies at unsustainable rate,1
the ncaa will keep events out of north carolina unless hb2 is repealed,0
guardian news & media to cut costs by 20%,0
coalition of buzzed cousins issues annual greatest nation on earth rankings,1
obama takes shots at wnba champions,0
new yorker accused of hate crime in attack on asian man while yelling 'white power',0
"the sec, cftc and the real-time risks in today's markets",0
mongol hordes sack u.s.,1
race is on to find treatment for mystery illness paralyzing children,0
"west virginia mayor, official lose jobs over post calling michelle obama 'ape in heels' (update)",0
bush campaign more thought out than iraq war,1
man dies all by himself,1
mom announces plans to get out some of your old baby stuff and quietly stare at it,1
no shave november: crowdfunding cancer research with body hair,0
ketchup crust on heinz bottle cap still dreams of one day getting onto hot dog,1
el evo ya no es pueblo,0
police arrest mother of newborn found buried alive,0
philando castile's high school classmates award first scholarship in his honor,0
mueller threatened to subpoena trump if lawyers refused sit-down interview,0
senate resolution celebrating second founding is just the beginning,0
former pennsylvania congressman sentenced to 10 years in prison,0
man trying to enter conversation spends few minutes smiling and nodding at edge of circle,1
the freaky thing your brain can do while you're asleep,0
pillsbury doughboy's image sexed up,1
11 doodles to help you hang in there after heartbreak,0
nasa relaunches astronaut jim lovell to 'finish the job',1
the other rev. king: a word from mississippi,0
government admits to hiding embarrassingly lame 1973 extraterrestrial encounter,1
report: 79% of minority suspects receive miranda rights while unconscious,1
this dog has the most adorable brace face you'll ever see,0
"florida man head-butts a bus, knocks himself out",0
man celebrates raise company will eventually use to justify firing him,1
10 resolutions every woman should make in 2017,0
man who willingly rented 'wrath of the titans' feels his intelligence has been insulted,1
ronda rousey eerily predicted how she would lose,0
st. elsewhere' pa grilled by howie mandel's biographer,1
suicide squad' heads for record-breaking $145 million plus opening weekend,0
excited patient points out organ he wants from kidney tank in hospital lobby,1
fourth-grader with shark tooth necklace must have killed great white,1
video shows security guard choking black teen accused of shoplifting in new york,0
woman reportedly dies after live bee sting acupuncture,0
"i'd like you to post long, aggressive rants on social media,' says bernie sanders in supporter's interpretation of speech",1
chris harrison says he doesn't have time to 'hate-watch' 'unreal',0
nation can't wait to wake up and start eating again,1
man deftly downplays his neighborhood to coworker thinking of moving there,1
struggling local theater space put out of its misery,1
family mercifully pulling plug on grandfather unaware they sending him directly to hell,1
keystone veto buys environment at least 3 or 4 more hours,1
frein's sister questions brother's injuries,0
steven spielberg says netflix films shouldn't qualify for oscars,0
airasia search continues but bad weather drives back divers,0
new department of agriculture study finds 85% of u.s. farmers woefully kicking at dirt,1
gop picks paul ryan for house speaker,0
"clemson, lsu, ohio state, alabama top first playoff rankings",0
"the 7 worst wine storage mistakes you can make, and how to fix them",0
chemical weapons almost certainly killed jewish refugees the u.s. could have taken in,0
rumsfeld sick of jokes about his fat girlfriend,1
entire nyc subway system now consists of single handcar,1
lebron james hits back at laura ingraham over 'shut up and dribble' comment,0
"songs from the big chair gets supersized: chats with tff's roland orzabal & curt smith, lloyd cole and lang lang...plus!",0
james corden delivers emotional tribute to the 'manchester i know',0
11 unexpected ways to use grapefruit,0
kitchenaid unveils new all-terrain rolling pin,1
russian skater alina zagitova breaks world record set minutes earlier by teammate,0
devin nunes threatens defamation lawsuit after reputation ruined by his official twitter account,1
new software yellows neglected digital photos over time,1
disastrous ad campaign appeals to basic human intelligence,1
congress must reclaim war-making authority,0
denver mayor's son caught on tape berating cop as a 'faggot',0
amy schumer stuns in a white minidress at gq men of the year party,0
1984' sales spike after kellyanne conway's orwellian interview,0
don't be surprised by retiree healthcare costs,0
hopes of religious freedom in former soviet union fall short,0
thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol,0
idea to see mario van peebles movie occurs to no one,1
sophie from 'the holiday' is all grown up,0
research funding: when is the money dirty?,0
best career advice: find a need and fill it,0
teacher allegedly shares nude photos of her boob job with students,0
website humiliating itself,1
man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found,0
family dog barking at evil,1
kfc introduces new boneless ceo,1
most americans (incorrectly) believe crime is up. that's great news for donald trump.,0
ice lawyer charged with trying to defraud immigrants by stealing their identities,0
sonny bono foundation prevents at-risk youths from skiing into trees,1
"trump's national security transition is 'a mess,"" officials say",0
elderly man who's outlived wife by 8 years must not have loved her very much,1
the 30 best workplaces to retire from,0
seymour hersh uncovers new thing too sad to think about,1
what it means when your home makes scary noises,0
"shooting at copenhagen synagogue leaves 1 dead, 2 officers wounded",0
coffee shop customer asks if guy at next table would mind watching while he goes to bathroom,1
the welcome return of black wall street,0
report: video games will never be art,1
donald trump is 'honoring' the outdoors with policies to ruin it,0
man thinks receptionist is hitting on him,1
"after paris, the show must go on. broadway at white house kristen chenoweth, gloria estefan, sir andrew lloyd webber",0
hillary clinton's asian american outreach director leaving campaign,0
report: limbo competition nation's last example of pure meritocracy,1
speakeasy patrons apparently unaware it legal to go to regular bars again,1
ice lawyer charged with trying to defraud immigrants by stealing their identities,0
republicans holding out hope new chief of staff can restore order to chaotic white house,0
struggling airline helped by friendly giant,1
area man tired of making excuses for rapist friend,1
nasa announces future shuttle launches will be sudden and without warning,1
israeli bus driver wants really big raise,1
high school students protest racist language by staging a walkout,0
amos lee reveals the story behind 'arms of a woman',0
wild thing' charlie sheen wants to throw out first pitch for world series,0
cnn to get all information from in-house channel 'cnn-cnn',1
brazil's congress set to vote on president rouseff's impeachment,0
hot new 'murder craze' sweeps chicago,1
"so fuckin' sorry to hear about this shit,' reads outpouring of sympathetic texts from scaramucci's friends, family",1
bouncer who's not that big must be fucking crazy,1
nude aides huddled around trump assure him no one wearing wire,1
bear family pool party is the cutest backyard invasion ever,0
adele's new album might see the light of day this year,0
quiz: where should you live abroad?,0
corpses of 'lone ranger' producers hung from hollywood blvd. street lights as warning to others,1
"indonesian mother sews halloween costumes for 60,000 children",1
"huffpost rise morning newsbrief, october 20",0
"(video) smg eyes virtual reality tech, dynamic storytelling",0
new app matches you with others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app,1
5 lessons i've learned raising a boy,0
mike tyson does his best drake impression after seeing 'hotline bling' meme,0
another trumpian senate contender links obama to orlando shooting,0
"barbara bush passes away surrounded by loved ones, jeb",1
buick regal named best vehicle in class for idling outside off-track betting parlor,1
"older brother playing with younger brother on swing set will one day con him out of $50,000",1
daddy hitting mommy with a chair this time,1
paul ryan crushes trump-loving primary opponent,0
stephen colbert is just as worried about the new citizenship law as fox news,0
first nighter: two gentlemen of veronaon screens big and bold,0
trevor noah: donald trump is making bank being the president,0
yeti releases abdominable crunch workout video,1
chelsea handler has a last-minute reminder why you shouldn't vote for trump,0
"jesus loves trump, but he wouldn't vote for him",0
shelling from royal caribbean's m.s. 'allure' sinks carnival cruise vessel that crossed into disputed waters,1
it kind of pathetic how excited 3-year-old is to see daddy home from work,1
hundreds in alabama may face jail under new law for voting in gop senate runoff,0
this is the coziest collection from nyfw,0
hippocratic oath updated to include vow of loyalty to blue cross blue shield,1
report: rest of pottery class knows each other from previous pottery class,1
climate change could lead to an uptick in type-2 diabetes,0
congress allocates $90 million to protect remaining eagles members,1
senior-center residents debate new anchorwoman's ethnicity for fifth straight evening,1
lawrence the t-1 connection guy hit of white-collar comedy tour,1
ariana grande issues 'donut fiasco' apology video that doesn't explain donut-licking,0
this gif sums up the impact of addiction and mental illness on america,0
take yourself to work every day!,0
trump surrogate enjoying thrill of not knowing what she going to be defending minute to minute,1
rich first-grader buys whole sheet of gold stars,1
report: dnc and clinton campaign funded research behind trump russia dossier,0
status of gathering upgraded to 'party' by presence of pizza,1
scientists theorize sun could support fire-based life,1
"when dad loses it, we all lose it",0
missed connections at a trump rally,0
saudi authorities decry wasteful 3-hour death-row appeals process,1
accidentally closing browser window with 23 tabs open presents rare chance at new life,1
bird has big plans for cage,1
so what did i miss?' asks michael flynn tilting large flower on lapel towards trump,1
7 full podcast seasons for your holiday binge-listening pleasure,0
the family talisman,0
hillary clinton holds infant grandson upside down by ankle in front of convention crowd,1
259 new objects now available in gummi form,1
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here's a terrifying view of a baseball fan's one-handed catch,0
halle berry calls will smith a 'champion for diversity in hollywood',0
this one neat trick will eliminate clickbait forever,0
hot 'effing' tuna takes the beacon theater by storm,0
nation braces for 13 more weeks of coworkers talking about their fantasy football teams,1
"trump is telling ""jokes,"" but nobody's laughing",0
"paying organ donors for travel, recovery could enable more low-income people to save lives",0
church shooting leaves 5 dead in russian region of dagestan: report,0
witty remark repeated throughout week,1
impatient raytheon declares war on north korea,1
ariana grande spills deets on album release on 'tonight show',0
area man a staunch single-gender voter,1
"jay-z, kendrick lamar dominate the 2018 grammy nominations",0
nation's weirdest teenager buys season one dvd of 'murphy brown',1
let this kid's on-point bat flip guide your monday,0
funniest parenting tweets: what moms and dads said on twitter this week,0
watch justin timberlake literally do the robot in 'filthy' music video,0
bolivia joins dopec,1
"2"" x 2"" vegetarian section granted on backyard grill",1
obama vows to split isis into dozens of extremist splinter groups,1
republicans anxious to repeal and replace law of gravity,0
emergency wisdom,0
backup plan in case menu item out of stock most well-thought-out part of man's life,1
space shuttle endeavour: what's in it for me?,1
"on centennial, seven harvard scholars list lessons of wwi -- and how they might apply today",0
qatar gambles that labour reforms will satisfy critics,0
years of u.s. government lies could soon result in a kurdish massacre,0
the global empowerment of the next generation,0
what you need to know about zika virus,0
racehorse unaware it just cost some kid new braces,1
meet the man who helps hollywood stay sober,0
you wanted government run like a business? you got it.,0
how can businesses build trust?,0
black panther' reminds us why pan-african unity is still important,0
how do fighter pilots earn their nicknames and call signs?,0
isis' muslim death toll is enormous,0
clif bar introduces new savory clif loaf,1
man just having one of those decades where he doesn't feel like doing anything,1
fed-up brookstone body-massage chair now only entertaining serious buyers,1
maybe we shouldn't waste money on drug testing michigan welfare recipients,0
area woman to celebrate quiet women's history month at home this year,1
i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality,0
donald trump's supreme court would overturn roe v. wade,0
95-year-old woman uses lottery winnings to join 21st century,0
9 page-turners too addictive to put down,0
world's supermodels form hall of justice to protect ordinary models,1
obama announces plan to store nation's extra stuff in large plastic crate,1
"dole makes pretend white house out of card table, sheet",1
moon finally hatches,1
john kerry poses as masseuse to get few minutes with putin,1
nelson mandela becomes first politician to be missed,1
obama to wait for next bruce springsteen album for word on economy,1
trump to send jared kushner and envoy to middle east for israeli-palestinian peace talks,0
area doctor: 'mylanta',1
conspiracy theorist starting to think racism may be institutionalized in america,1
hillary clinton says she did not send classified information in private emails,0
love for jesus inspires honk,1
the stars bundle up in style on our cheap celebrity finds list,0
report: modern-day pablo escobar smuggles one-hitter into music festival,1
bill maher calls out republican hypocrisy on 'real time',0
woodpecker having difficulty remembering tree where he got the really good bugs that one time,1
circular editor makes last-minute call to run fabric softener as top coupon,1
republicans vow not to repeal obamacare without detailed plan for disposing of patients' disease-ridden corpses,1
hollywood maintenance crews sent out to patch up film industry's plotholes,1
replacement socialite cunt sought for simple life cast,1
from man of the year to millions for charity: what i learned from my first campaign (when i was 12),0
couple forgets 70th wedding anniversary,1
public theology and taylor swift,0
laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy are already our favorite 'dancing with the stars' couple,0
inconsiderate jackass takes up entire parking space,1
"gay gene isolated, ostracized",1
trump casually informs pence he going to make one or two appearances during speech,1
bill clinton: trump attacks on hillary clinton 'fact-free',0
"kim kardashian channels cruella de vil, plus more outrageous looks of the month",0
regarding (and remembering) susan sontag,0
power plays by robert dekkers for post:ballet,0
"sauce-spatter analysis allows investigators to reconstruct horrific, grisly consumption of meatball sub",1
white sufficiency movement asserts whites right up there with other races,1
mankind tired of having to remind itself of good in world,1
democratic senators vow transportation bill fight over safety,0
this poet's chilling take on black death is heartbreakingly true,0
watch: why juliette lewis' parents helped her get emancipated,0
couple is trying to make personal shark cages a thing,0
tips for paying off medical school loans,0
super pac men: how political consultants took a texas oilman on a wild ride,0
"detroit unveils new half-ton, 400 horsepower motown singer",1
21 useful white elephant gifts under $20,0
god admits stealing idea for messiah from zoroastrianism,1
"rudy giuliani adds more planes, towers with each subsequent retelling of 9/11",1
caitlyn jenner calls out jimmy kimmel for jokes about her transition,0
"matt bomer, zachary quinto and more prep 'boys in the band' for broadway",0
happy pride: here are barbra streisand and anne hathaway slaying 'at the ballet',0
brendan fraser to star in new pre-movie trivia question,1
colbert is stunned speechless by trump's terrible 'birthday present' for melania,0
modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion,1
"bounty, brawny ceos wearing down patience of mutual friend",1
dinner recipe ideas to cook with your roommate,0
"why i didn't run from my rapist, why i couldn't",0
scotland's parliament backs new independence referendum,0
the corgi fan art that will melt your pop culture-loving heart,0
hillary clinton is not telling the truth about wall street,0
coworker who went to gym this morning a chipper little fucker,1
how your sleep changes with the moon,0
reporter resigns after gop campaign allegedly tried to block damaging story,0
mike pompeo's anti-gay views should disqualify him,0
vegan soldier keeps asking everyone if they want their bread,1
damning evidence shows actor al jolson wearing blackface,1
nothing going right for area surgeon today,1
"new, improved olean 30 percent less likely to make you shit in your pants",1
alex delarge forced to step down as leader of droogs amidst allegations of sexual misconduct,1
what happened after oprah made this single mom's wildest dreams come true,0
fox news now just airing continuous blood-red screen with disembodied voice chanting 'they're coming to kill you',1
send in the clowns.. to the zaatari refugee camp,0
congress concerned about weirdo senator's increasingly violent legislation,1
depressed cat just going through motions of destroying couch,1
"religious leaders, groups are appalled by trump's immigration orders",0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 8,0
finding purpose in the universe,0
3-year-old pretending stuffed animals having big fight about accidental pregnancy,1
big banks' mortgage units -- still failing customers -- face new restrictions,0
"pakistani husbands can 'lightly beat' their wives, islamic council says",0
"to curb rising costs, experts call for ban on prescription drug ads",0
single 34-year-old man hasn't said full sentence aloud outside work hours in past 3 months,1
time for an arab nato?,0
vatican canonizes john paul ii as patron saint of ignoring problem until you die,1
villanova crying piccolo player captures the emotional roller coaster that is march madness,0
"bird reflects on frailty, impermanence of life after finding dead human on sidewalk",1
trump nominee kathleen hartnett white ignores climate change in her own backyard,0
thank-you note passive-aggressive,1
gop senator really doesn't want to talk about donald trump,0
8 tips for dealing with the loss of a loved one,0
veterans are pissed at trump for not knowing how to spell marine corps,0
cop grudgingly admits suspect is the best goddamn pedophile he's seen in 30 years on the force,1
facebook user verifies truth of article by carefully checking it against own preconceived opinions,1
u.s. fears russia ramping up support for assad,0
the 17 best public colleges in the country,0
subway drops jared fogle as spokesperson,1
u.s. soldiers ask rumsfeld if they could get surprise visit from loved ones instead,1
putin picks ex-defense official as new ambassador to u.s.,0
justin timberlake wants his son to be inspired by charlottesville's strength,0
"the other side of memorial day,' or dying in paradise",0
six ways to support opposition in turkey,0
this unorthodox guided meditation might just get you in the habit,0
school psychologist crushing it in wake of fatal sports injury,1
amazon's m&a strategy evolves,0
new study finds primitive customers capable of buying tools from hardware store,1
alleged shooter who killed 8 had long history of domestic violence,0
bill and melinda scoggins foundation pledges $58 for charity,1
"pulitzer prize winning play, and a winning director, too",0
coal now too expensive to put in christmas stockings,1
iraq declares partial law,1
"these nikes are nuts, in a good way",0
how new orleans proved urban-education reform can work,0
apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life,1
ahmadinejad signs on as dean at sarah lawrence,1
something weird about local anchorman's eyes,1
jennifer aniston engaged to guy who frankly will never replace brad,1
the best moments from the second democratic debate,0
the surprising way your name can give away your age,0
"bud light hopes amy schumer, seth rogen and beer help you forget this horrible election",0
secretary of interior unveils plans for new high-speed creek,1
reparations and obama,0
melania trump's online safety pamphlet seems lifted from the obama administration,0
the fight to bring transparency to california's charter schools,0
changing weather inspires area conversationalist,1
u.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate,0
key senate race deeply divides men and women,0
man pulls up bricks to rescue a pregnant dog that was buried alive,0
america's love affair with ally mcbeal ends violently,1
newly blond kanye west makes first appearance after hospitalization,0
man bragging about how infrequently he receives dental care,1
going to tops of things still favored by nation's tourists,1
kirstjen nielsen reminds herself she a private citizen now after instinctively detaining mexican child on the street,1
company creates brilliant first-person shooter experience in chatroulette,0
anderson cooper briefly speechless when gop strategist swears he's never heard trump lie,0
atheists sue pennsylvania house after being barred from giving opening invocations,0
last cherry tomato in salad a wily little bastard,1
trump's top economic adviser says amazon threats are 'not in my lane',0
a bollywood sitcom with priyanka chopra is coming to america,0
2-year-old unaware he's basis for 6 couples' decisions not to have kids,1
do you have to pay income taxes on social security benefits?,0
"mccain courts youth vote with lengthy speech on forbearance, morality",1
john bolton warns war with north korea won't be cakewalk like iraq,1
u.s. leads world in mexican-food availability,1
uncle warren in rare form tonight,1
brands that make you aww,0
"under trump, union election rules could be tilted in employers' favor",0
chicago man brushes mound of snow from beef sandwich before eating it,1
why the lord's prayer is bad news for many christians,0
this is where students get suspended from school the most,0
bernie sanders praises nba for moving all-star game out of north carolina,0
neighborhood would make a great video game level,1
how to become a star,0
scarlett johansson's baby looks 'completely different' from what she'd imagined,0
here are the most breathtaking new year's eve fireworks displays,0
chaotic' planets make the search for e.t. more complicated,0
bible only work of fiction in family's home,1
10 sustainable etsy stores you should support,0
teddy bear' population makes an awesome recovery,0
pumpkin clearly had finger in it,1
"why soccer matters, and why your opinion about it doesn't",0
we could see michelle obama in all of these designs,0
man forced to pathetically comb through movie for familiar scene after falling asleep previous night,1
what i never knew about motherhood,0
federal government to be run by cheaper mexican officials,1
area man may never find out if condom in wallet is still good,1
nato troops killed in afghanistan helicopter crash,0
dad's tea party with 2-year-old basically sums up toddlers,0
aging website wondering why no one ever visits it anymore,1
company you've never heard of wants to reward you for your good credit,1
34-year-old woman anxiously realizes she doesn't have much time left to have career,1
you might want to cut back on the soap,0
man in suit makes decision affecting thousands of non-suited individuals,1
voters clamoring to know if female political candidate a mother first,1
the story of how pumpkin spice lattes almost never happened,0
caught on camera: suspect bird-naps peacock,0
the five biggest lies about obamacare,0
george w. bush forgets to mention 9/11 in memoir,1
california's best answer to prison overcrowding,0
faith: 20 years strong,0
man builds rad all-terrain wheelchair that looks like a tank for war hero dad,0
café adds heartbreaking little lunch menu,1
everyone but you attending some important meeting in other room,1
washington state man jailed after attacking three gay seattle men,0
vatican: gay people are 'our sons and daughters',0
daddy hitting mommy again,1
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huffpost hill - president impressed his gum keeps its flavor all through the longest day,0
person sitting in parked car at 2:00 a.m. probably upstanding member of community,1
psychic-phone-line customer used to be closed-minded just like her friends,1
16 days of activism: combating the global scourge of child marriage,0
iran's writing on the wall: ethnic minorities and others assert themselves,0
jazzfest performer recognizes audience from last year,1
harvey weinstein is despicable. what about bob?,0
obama suddenly panicked after gazing too far into future,1
missing boy scout earns publicity badge,1
tourist realizes it's all just a lie set in place for him,1
gallup forced to destroy defective sample group that failed to accurately forecast michigan primary,1
catholic teens still coming down after excitement of world youth day,1
"tyler, the creator, is a huge fan of tesla ceo elon musk",0
(still) daring to be different in dr. martens,0
"congress may resurrect earmarks. in some states, they never went away",0
michelangelo the teenage mutant ninja turtle went to the met to see michelangelo,0
ohio delays execution after failing to find sick inmate's vein,0
how to stop being a martyr,0
how do conservatives ignore trump's behavior?,0
telescope protesters prepare for another police showdown,0
trump delivers anecdote about small business owner who isn't half the man he is,1
everything you need to know before riding a road bike,0
kanye west: 'i would've ridden away from a slave plantation on a motorcycle first chance i got',1
cancer is awkward,0
24 feminist school supplies for empowered girls,0
cryptic new laundry room rule hints at tale of bizarre infraction,1
stouffer's debuts new frozen meals to bring neighbors after death in family,1
the overlooked way that companies can make workers more loyal,0
debate organizers set aside first 15 minutes for whatever major trump revelation comes out between now and then,1
facebook plans to hand over russia-linked ads to congress,0
the healthcare industry: a prescription to help heal racial economic inequality,0
tom price says insurers should 'dust off how they did business before obamacare',0
judge agrees to hear resentencing motion in gay-bashing case,0
area dad just wants to watch one 7-hour block of television without interruption,1
the 7 things we will all wear if trump becomes president,0
area woman tired of men staring at her breast implants,1
there's going to be a 'law & order' reality show where you decide the verdict,0
mike johanns only one showing up to cabinet meetings now,1
here's your chance to attend kobe bryant's last game,0
clinton campaign treasurer crushed to death after stack of campaign funds topples over,1
donald trump set to issue executive orders targeting trade deficit,0
tennis player gabriella taylor possibly poisoned at wimbledon,0
oliver north blames school shootings on ritalin,0
man finally unpauses 'super mario bros.' after 18 years of chores,1
8 times the internet tried to explain the world with 'pokemon go',0
world unites in desire to have a little more time between terrorist attacks,1
doctor will provide free surgeries for trans military personnel,0
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local mother clips article about benefits of vitamin e,1
4 tips for a safe cyber monday,0
in depth: behind the veil of the middle east -- what life is like for women there,0
get stressed. eat. repeat. how we can break stress eating habits simply by paying attention.,0
spain's harsh crackdown draws worldwide attention to catalonia,0
white nationalists have been saying 'diversity is not our strength' for years,0
oxford english dictionary to add 'skype' and 'coat' to latest edition,1
baby takes political stance,1
pro-trump trolls target megyn kelly's new book on amazon,0
area christian forgives you,1
couple keeps marriage together for sake of no one,1
two americas for lgbt people,0
"can america be saved?: how did 'yes, we can!' become 'no, we couldn't'? (part one)",0
adorable bear cubs hitch a ride on mom's back across an alaska lake,0
ferguson protesters chain mall doors shut in seattle: cops,0
humans of new york' photo captures beautiful body love moment,0
head of irs has personal filing system to keep track of nation's tax returns,1
"boy, 2, makes basketball free throws from a balcony like a boss",0
viral photo catches alabama cop helping homeless father and son,0
threat level downgraded as insect revealed to be ladybug,1
siri's creators say they've made something for you,0
los angeles 1992: a personal reflection,0
texas attorney general ken paxton indicted,0
real valentines for exhausted parents,0
real-life grinch celebrates 'hanukkah',1
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"music, beer and summer, or why craft beer fests are my new rock concerts",0
"ugh, this a place where bartenders wear bow tie",1
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the mayor in this city goes door to door to increase student success,0
couple doesn't deserve deck,1
owner of independent comic book store in ohio not quite sure how he's still in business,1
vigilante judge takes law into own hands,1
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vilsack reprimanded for spending work hours writing corn blog,1
hiker dies after falling from yosemite's iconic half dome trail,0
divorced friend burning through new hobbies at unsustainable rate,1
women have a tougher time recovering from heart attacks. here's why,0
couple has nest egg of debt to make sure they've got some money to owe down the road,1
fall fashion for moms! how (not) to wear the season's hottest trends,0
i quit spying on my teenager and learned why i didn't need to,0
god demands cuter precious moments figurines,1
"""remembering george haley: the greatest american you've never heard of""",0
it's about a sense of meaning',0
new madonna album hailed as available for purchase,1
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the rise and fall of the blackberry: an interview with  jacquie mcnish and sean silcoff,0
"11 odd household objects that will intrigue you, then frustrate you beyond belief",0
couple puts handful of items on registry that loser family members can afford,1
mindfulness in your 20s: lessons i learned from a hitchhiker,0
hillary clinton drops into detroit as democrats get nervous about black turnout,0
7 infections athletes could get from rio's contaminated waters,0
"i feel your pain,' romney tells campaign rally attendees who make $20 million a year",1
lifetime releases the first trailer for toni braxton's 'unbreak my heart',0
crumpled-up potato chip bag spotted in bathroom trash can,1
walkable cities are both richer and smarter,0
ticketed motorist pointing finger just the green light cop needed,1
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family finds frozen kitten and nurses him back to life,0
bush tumbles wildly down washington monument staircase,1
after-work drinks enter third excruciating minute,1
number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly,0
bare-handed miracles (pt 1 of 3),0
politico admits 'mistake' in sending dnc an article in advance,0
area man proud he can still fit into car from high school,1
bloated obama delivers press conference from couch behind podium,1
cozy little out-of-the-way place opens 12th location,1
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jeb bush quits firm that profited from obamacare,0
hot girl's number lingered on,1
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7 shameless ways to get an upgrade,0
israel terrorizes palestinians in gaza,0
pondering religion's absence as son turns 13,0
constable serving eviction order kills 12-year-old girl,0
khloe kardashian takes waist training to the extreme,0
"twitter users mock 'trump caucus' photo for being 'so white,' they need sunglasses",0
man who cut off seymour hersh in traffic subject of 20-page 'new yorker' exposé,1
doctor quickly scribbles prescription that will lead to 30-year battle with painkiller addiction,1
fingernail got fucking huge out of nowhere,1
"new rnc ad endorses roy moore: 'he's a scumbag, but he's our scumbag'",1
texas attorney general's office invents controversy over high school muslim prayers,0
when will the economy start caring about home-care work?,0
travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage,0
son never showed such dedication until starting football hazing,1
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pence tells emotional story of longtime friend who was aborted after second trimester,1
new mountain dew vows to kill 99.9% of stomach bacteria,1
secretary of agriculture finally gets around to reading fast food nation,1
ethics group blasts pence for using government travel for colts stunt,0
egyptians concerned about direction government is toppling in,1
17-year-old thinks she's getting into photography,1
7.1 billion demonstrate in favor of global warming,1
11 wabi sabi home decor ideas that embrace imperfection,0
bitcoin plunge reveals possible vulnerabilities in crazy imaginary internet money,1
a labor day documentary: 'brothers on the line' tells the story of the reuther brothers -- founding fathers of the american middle class,0
"woman has drawn-on eyebrows, nose, eyes, mouth",1
jennifer lopez's name is jennifer lopez again,0
driver rules out driver error in crash,1
breitbart' refusing to release names of mass shooting victims in order to prevent them from getting attention,1
stop saying we need new prison beds in arkansas,0
black americans support colin kaepernick. white people? not so much,0
is resisting trump enough?,0
ohio cop indicted on murder charge in traffic-stop shooting,0
bertha cáceres: 'my mother's is not the first assassination. i don't want another',0
donald trump makes dubious claim about inauguration singer jackie evancho,0
polly zehnder-swader's gps guide for unwinding after a bad day,0
world-weary sigh emanates from next bathroom stall,1
marco rubio still rock-hard days after being publicly humiliated on national stage,1
springsteen on broadway' is the 'rock and roll storybook' dreams are made of,0
this news anchor just broke a major barrier for afro-latina journalists,0
sunday meal prep: the healthy recipes that'll make this week easier,0
velociraptor from 'jurassic park' dies,1
gunfire erupts in ferguson after protester is struck by car,0
woman celebrates 4th year of weaning self off facebook,1
day chalked up as loss by 10:15 a.m.,1
decades of blasts in middle east beginning to expose earth's mantle,1
man has loyalty to pretzel brand,1
strangely compelling 'shybot' roams california desert avoiding humans,0
parrot's previous owner obviously watched a lot of the price is right,1
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egypt's entry visa canard,0
there was only one thing this driver could do to avoid a head-on crash,0
russian officials scrambling as plan to delegitimize western democracy moving way faster than intended,1
ciro guerra's 'embrace of the serpent' at cannes: a conversation with the colombian director about shamanism,0
not even bill o'reilly believes mike pence's nonsense about women voters,0
"neighbor's house fire kind of beautiful, actually",1
rise of walking for fun & fitness as a social trend,0
bat disease epidemic still expanding throughout north america,0
scott walker-backed candidate defeated in wisconsin supreme court race,0
obama and holder's weak call for justice,0
why an aging population is not a burden on the economy,0
shy man narrowly evades free sample,1
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i'm sorry i didn't finish the job',0
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naomi campbell will face-off with lady gaga in 'american horror story: hotel',0
"happy valentine's day, weirdo!",0
wal-mart bans semi-nude pantyhose,1
"maria butina slips away after binding half-naked, blindfolded robert mueller to bed",1
dukes of hazzard sharply declines in kitsch value,1
the giant panda is no longer listed as endangered,0
woman duct-tapes her dog's mouth and brags about it,0
"when soldier returns home, her toddler son can't contain his excitement",0
friend wondering if you can catch him up on what happened in previous 7 seasons during 'game of thrones' title sequence,1
"hillary clinton, bernie sanders gloss over context, disagree on details in democratic debate",0
norman reedus' new movie 'air' looks just as creepy as 'walking dead',0
mother still searching for preschool that focuses exclusively on her son,1
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florida man sentenced for running over ducks with lawnmower,0
lin-manuel miranda and the rock made a musical parody about millennials,0
"stop thinking, just move: combatting ocd",0
tv executive claims to be looking for edgy,1
trump vehemently denies using word 'people' to describe african immigrants,1
why statehouse interns are especially vulnerable to sexual harassment,0
report:  one in five americans currently holding for the next available representative,1
funniest parenting tweets: what moms and dads said on twitter this week,0
trump deploys national guard to press conference for standing ovation,1
cormac mccarthy flaunts sexy new beach body,1
mourners gather to remember the life of keith lamont scott,0
wild thing' charlie sheen wants to throw out first pitch for world series,0
insufferable prick distinctly said no cilantro,1
preet bharara: paul manafort may flip to avoid a harsh sentence,0
senator mix-a-lot sponsors titties-on-glass legislation,1
florida paper pushes for bike safety with aggressive reporting,0
5 disturbing statements by the cop who shot philando castile,0
gwyneth paltrow reported as news,1
local couple celebrates birth of son with ritual genital mutilation,1
you don't need god to have a life purpose: rabbi,0
embattled rove seeks asylum in scarborough country,1
drummer's girlfriend thinks he should sing,1
man now too exhausted to repress both anger and sadness,1
desperate 'time' magazine announces 'man of june',1
michaela watkins on the 'myth' surrounding female-driven shows,0
iowa resident has opinion month too late,1
college freshman decides to be lanyard-wearing kind,1
"black and blue: on being black, female and depressed",0
girl in park acts like it's no big deal she's wearing bikini,1
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william katt programs own name into tivo,1
trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats,0
twitter thinks apple's homepod looks like a roll of toilet paper,0
lieberman's overlords most displeased,1
friend's wife reportedly very funny,1
hussein court shocked by ironclad alibi,1
long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows,1
senator trying to make long-distance relationship work with constituency back home,1
thanksgiving in a can: retro faves have long shelf life,0
area man incapable of making plans without excitedly rubbing palms together,1
all about otters!,0
2014 olympics to be held in 19th century,1
girlfriend talks through whole goddamn commercial,1
public calls for formation of some sort of federal administration to manage emergencies,1
teen pulls off oscar-worthy promposal asking emma stone to dance,0
helpful museum map highlights exhibits visitors don't have to feel too bad about skipping,1
woman enters miss universe malaysia after finding beauty in her head-to-toe moles,0
want to pass bills in the texas legislature? try bipartisanship.,0
procrastinating catholic 20 rosaries behind,1
miami police officer's facebook plea: 'everyone's life matters',0
offbeat congressman having trouble finding committee to fit into,1
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kite flyer in the zone,1
remote alaska high school volleyball team endures rough landing in bush plane en route to state tournament,0
chris kattan wondering whether he should start a podcast,1
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wise oracle proclaims to all at barbecue that he felt a raindrop,1
more bad news for macy's ahead of holiday shopping season,0
"active shooter at large,' reports endless background hum of modern american life",1
that guy from that one show attempting comeback,1
barnes & noble creates stripper/prostitute memoir section,1
it's the heart of mississippi': meet the people of oxford,0
boise homemaker bows toward mecca just to see what it's like,1
man holding hands with pregnant woman must have weird fetish,1
someone called the cops on jerry seinfeld over a lemonade stand,0
christian bale visits sikh temple victims,1
"depression, strained finances combine forces to produce grotesque culinary abomination",1
wild tales:  outstanding black comedy at cannes,0
this is how steve urkel happened,0
10 things to expect when you have cancer,0
the gop theme o' the week,0
behind the design: creating the perfect room for sleep,0
celebration and destruction,0
george clooney beginning to think he should buy his own tuxedo,1
herpetologists discover species of frogs that evolved to spontaneously grow top hat and cane,1
some truly bizarre anti-gay arguments before the supreme court,0
new altar boy clearly not ready for spotlight of 10 a.m. sunday mass,1
"gary johnson tries, fails to turn his foreign policy ignorance into an asset",0
jessica simpson's hsn appearance has some scratching their heads,0
cbs reveals 'big bang theory' season 12 will explore why sheldon keeps job after sexually harassing 6 research assistants,1
a member of the far-right proud boys menaced a twitter user on his doorstep,0
no book is an island: on the dual identity of art,0
publicist's single dream in life for nation to have wes bentley fever,1
suicidegirls.com put on 24-hour watch,1
experts advise against throwing laptop across office even though it will feel incredible,1
"7 everyday habits for glowing, younger-looking skin",0
drought costs californians an extra $2 billion in electricity expenses,0
secret service shuts down biden's unofficial white house tour operation,1
gop rep's office got a student suspended for cursing while asking for gun control,0
business innovation: what market leaders can learn from video games,0
north dakota drinks itself to sleep again,1
man charged in disappearance of north carolina toddler,0
exploring breast cancer in transgender communities,0
"gruff, no-nonsense teacher only hard on students because he gets off on exploiting power",1
nobody was more delighted by the mtv movie & tv awards opening than hugh jackman,0
steve bannon says president cut off obamacare payments to destroy health law,0
ethiopia to release all political prisoners in bid to foster reconciliation,0
robin hood foundation,0
taylor swift shares 'family portrait' with lots of famous ladies,0
avoid confrontation in the south china sea,0
trump place' apartments ditch their name after residents protest,0
"in a single week, plague cases more than doubled in madagascar",0
supreme leader khamenei says iranian nuclear weapons are a u.s. 'myth',0
"historical archives: by many on-lookers and passers-bye, seen to depart out mortal vale in a boothe",1
the 26 funniest tweets from women this week,0
"linda brown, center of brown v. board of education, dies at 76",0
spilled milk: dishing daphne,0
capital in 21st century,0
this couple says they can orgasm for a whopping 18 hours,0
giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good',0
he looks at tuberculosis death toll and wonders why you're not worried,0
secret deodorant debuts groundbreaking transgender ad,0
social media startup looking for smug little fuck to take leadership role,1
city of baltimore targeting young professionals with new 'you get used to it' campaign,1
local actions lead the global efforts to address climate change,0
michael jackson hires magical anthropomorphic giraffe as defense lawyer,1
wildebeest taking awful lot of credit for stampede,1
kangaroo decides he'll get there faster by just running,1
americans don't really care about trump's 'great wall' ― but his base sure does,0
al-qaeda's no. 114 killed on office depot run,1
the leftovers recap: did they really do it? in 'cairo',0
this sleep condition is more common than depression,0
you won't believe how this guy beat 'dark souls',0
"no more adult conversations, prayers or moments of silence",0
"indecency, politics and the fcc: a new round in the culture wars?",0
louis c.k. reveals he once ruined a job for jimmy fallon,0
pier 1 issues formal apology for rattan death march,1
here are a bunch of people donald trump has criticized instead of neo-nazis,0
these new coffee pods contain more protein than an egg,0
barbecue chicken panini succumbs to howard-related causes,1
"exhausted, defeated voters finally beginning to relate to hillary clinton",1
why this aborted airplane landing only looks like your worst nightmare,0
dakota access pipeline standoff lapses into violence,0
3 ways to boost your empathy,0
cargo ships in california slow down to protect blue whales,0
"man looking up at tall building thinking about, you know",1
nation's loyalists compete in annual nigel's bangers and mash eating contest,1
16 states back a lawsuit to block anti-planned parenthood measure,0
road sign over-explains highway's dangers,1
crime scene forensic investigator reminds officers to stop shooting at dead body under sheet,1
kremlin reports yeltsin in good health following burial,1
area priest to get out of priesthood as soon as parents die,1
google employees disappointed 15th anniversary party only has one solar-powered lego drag race reffed by david pogue,1
"i am penguin, hear me squeak!' a bird speaks out from inside seaworld's 'antarctica'",0
guess which reality star went all out at comic-con,0
10 worst states for business,0
rest in peace leelah alcorn,0
phyllis schlafly and the kingmakers,0
gop congressman claims kansas has more uninsured since health care reform,0
my kid doesn't need permission to walk out,0
9 things to make the most out of your high school senior year,0
men don't have it all,0
racists charged in terror plot against somali refugees get a nearly all white jury,0
#emojisinthewild is taking over instagram,0
populist candidate gaining support among underrepresented corporations,1
ios 9.3 link glitch is ruining some iphones,0
tv reporter's water breaks right at this moment during newscast,0
why pinterest is totally addictive -- and how to use it to your benefit,0
secretary of state fired after inappropriately weighing in on international politics,1
research paper: isis-turkey links,0
dove controversy: real beauty gone viral,0
7 things attracting the youth to american manufacturing,0
"judge 'manipulated' 9/11 attacks case, court document alleges",0
parasites just getting the hang of how host does things,1
reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story,0
who's a better liar: brian williams or pinocchio?,0
miranda lambert gets teary-eyed singing song she wrote with ex blake shelton,0
bush elected president of iraq,1
equifax says another 2.4 million customers hit by data breach in 2017,0
biggest mistake of life dressed up as pumpkin,1
how to get researchers to notice an ultra-rare disease,0
copies of da vinci code litter crash site,1
google reviewed 2017 and it's enough to make us all cry,0
boehner opens door to suing obama over iran deal,0
"while democrats held their convention, here's where the money was",0
"audra mcdonald, kirsten gillibrand to celebrate the lgbtq community in nyc",0
filmmaker brett ratner wants to make history with charlottesville unity concert,0
yesterday's news stands becoming tomorrow's healthy eating hotspots,0
midlife obesity may speed up alzheimer's,0
nation's 30 fraudulent voters march on washington to restore voting rights act,1
washington governor: 'we are not afraid to take action' on guns,0
the one thing you're forgetting to bring to thanksgiving dinner,0
agents of change: 5 inspiring men worthy of your attention right now,0
mom much more insistent about getting grandkids from one child than other,1
in five days,0
george zimmerman not going to let one bad experience deter him from neighborhood watch responsibilities,1
trail of lawn-mower assassin still fresh,1
"the 5 top u.s. national parks, in photos",0
area man can't imagine life without this woman,1
report: 32% of prayers deflected off passing satellites,1
man finally unpauses 'super mario bros.' after 18 years of chores,1
pet owner not bothering to neuter loser cat,1
teen stops masturbating long enough to save family from fire,1
"parents' password a grotesque combination of children's names, birthdays",1
facebook expands its legal team,0
spring on spring street: a tale of rebirth,0
lebron james hits the nba's third game-winner in 3 days,0
10 ways to deal with a difficult coworker,0
"on this week's best-dressed list, gabrielle union pulls a hat trick",0
donald trump taps tea party rep. mike pompeo to run the cia,0
nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women,1
street musician's mother really on his case about practicing his buckets,1
blowing smoke at global warming,0
dripping-wet josh holloway enters local restaurant,1
the extraordinary ordinary life and death of elisabeth kübler-ross,0
"4 dead, 12 critically injured in seattle bus crash",0
joseph gordon-levitt performs 'rhythm nation' almost better than janet jackson herself,0
15 blog posts by latinos that got us talking in 2015,0
top christian college rejects texas law allowing guns on campus,0
mike pence condemns female senators for wantonly sharing senate floor with male colleagues after dark,1
fighting for the rights of colombia's acid attack victims,0
oatmeal variety pack has only 'regular' flavor left,1
celeb men are leading a male mental health revolution,0
solitute creek is deaver at his most dynamic,0
latinx artists are using this hashtag to showcase their incredible talent,0
apple names jeff williams new coo,0
"dr. oz, mel gibson, & congress called out using steve buscemi and an adorable puppy",0
gratitude for thank-you note plunges friends into inescapable appreciation spiral,1
new parenting trend involves just handing children bulleted list of things to accomplish by 30,1
#xmasgiftsfromtrump wish list will give trump a very un-merry christmas,0
dick clark still sitting there,1
violence erupts at trump rally after supporters clash with protesting gop leaders,1
mandatory waiting periods are making abortions all but impossible,0
new film takes an honest look at life with a transgender parent,0
t-shirt machine gun to change the face of promotional warfare,1
dotard' vs. 'rocketman': the nuclear standoff that rattled 2017,0
"the nightlife in marrakesh, morocco",0
nanny appears in child's drawings more than mother,1
drake collaborates with sotheby's on black art exhibit,0
executive on hot streak with 2 straight logical decisions,1
12% of federal government that's currently functioning to shut down,1
"whoa, vacuum got something pretty big under couch",1
pre-holiday jerry brown preps for term 4,0
palestinian refugees: employment is the solution,0
#dearbetsy campaign implores donald trump's education pick to protect campus rape rules,0
starting unicorn companies: fireeye,0
skydiver luke aikins makes jump without a parachute,0
nation's ivy leaguers share hearty laugh that dartmouth grad thinks she can talk shit on anyone,1
texas sheriff cracks down on chicken-on-chicken violence,1
just how lumbersexual is your home?,0
a commodore computer from the 1980s is still heating schools in michigan,0
chubby jewish boy dreams of one day being next apatow muse,1
jon kabat-zinn: 'the real meditation practice is how we live our lives from moment to moment',0
area man has no idea how he got on hamas e-mail list,1
exuberant trump rally crowd bats syrian refugee child around arena before candidate comes on stage,1
lack of media context skews view of obama's gulf arab summit,0
this simple strategy helped maine achieve the nation's highest vaccination rate for toddlers,0
"women in business q&a: alana, juliette and nicole feld, feld entertainment",0
steven spielberg recalls coming to blows with e.t. on film set,1
ted cruz worried all the good countries to wall off taken by other candidates,1
man wearing cobra command shirt missed the whole point of 'g.i. joe',1
"new weather channel sitcom about three guys, three girls, one storm system",1
rate of uninformed conversations about navy seals skyrockets,1
the surprising benefit of going through hard times,0
a reset button,0
grit: your secret success strategy,0
no one in prison sure how jared fogle still eating subway every meal,1
female entrepreneur : karen quinones,0
media intern looking forward to moving up at company that won't exist in 8 months,1
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plot of 'midnight run' described at length to therapist,1
the 10 most memorable onscreen weddings,0
supreme court makes slip-up in death penalty case,0
john bel edwards' new ad attacking david vitter is not subtle,0
little tobacco hit with $3.5 hundred lawsuit,1
5 ways to be a sustainable traveler,0
"fourth-grade teacher receives dark portent of coming storm from gnarled, haggard third-grade teacher",1
white house struggled with asian leaders names and countries at g-20,0
"please god, not robin williams...",0
stranger things' season 2 trailer is an eleven out of ten,0
10 habits of people in the most toxic relationships,0
trump goes back to original immigration position with second 180 flip,0
2016 perspectives from the festival of politics,0
republicans wage last-minute campaign to undermine net neutrality rules,0
how a tv-free summer is changing our family,0
climatologists say humanity's best hope is hurricanes spinning in different directions and canceling each other out,1
let's demand equal rights for father's day,0
rupert murdoch says ben carson would be a 'real black president',0
amber rose fearful over breast reduction surgery on wednesday,0
george h.w. bush moved out of icu after health improved,0
5 weight loss habits that are making you gain weight,0
exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing fingers together,1
bold intern giving parents tour of office,1
first-grader reeks of urine,1
kotex introduces new confetti popper tampons for ringing in the new year,1
there really is an increased risk of heart attack over the holidays,0
how successful people beat stress,0
russell simmons denies rape accusations with #notme,0
scientists confirm there's nothing but misinformation on anti-vax sites,0
department of housing and urban development issues report just to keep name out there,1
whales beach selves in attempt to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge',1
casual drink with acquaintance actually first move in elaborate chess game to get hired at united.com,1
kushner doesn't want to give up his security clearance as john kelly cracks down: report,0
lin-manuel miranda to trump: 'you're going straight to hell' for blasting san juan mayor,0
neil degrasse tyson lets slip that he's been to mars,1
"the bitcoin ""crisis"" explained and 5 reasons it can't be killed",0
motorcyclists riding 2-wide in lane right next to you probably know what they're doing,1
study: red meat takes years off of cow's life,1
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"portlandia' debuts new mra anthem, because life is hard for white dudes",0
hollywood removes statue of louis b. mayer beckoning judy garland to sit on his lap,1
toby keith struggling to come up with rhyme for ahmadinejad,1
john oliver's guide to everything students need to know,0
rubio's path to an outright win has vanished,0
god gets celtic cross tattooed on back,1
teen coming out of shell giving bully lots of new material to work with,1
new climate change study just 400 pages of scientists telling americans to read previous climate change studies,1
study finds chimpanzees only other animal capable of keeping lid on friend's affair,1
donald trump inspires new nsfw meaning of the acronym 'gop',0
people-watcher catches glimpse of rare north american black doofus,1
the cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century,0
vin diesel reveals groot will dance again in 'guardians of the galaxy' sequel,0
cruz likely to block trump on a second ballot at gop convention,0
man with dream to open liquor store achieves dream,1
in venezuela: it's time to consider new options,0
mom-to-be breaks big news to husband with airplane pilot's help,0
"fuck, tampon scented",1
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israeli strike kills prominent hezbollah members in syria,0
jay z honored to be nominated in same category as jay z,1
uber gave government millions of users' data,0
activists swarm congress members' offices to protest trump's 'swamp cabinet',0
the many benefits of lucid dreaming,0
coworker with fluorescent bike vest treats office to futuristic light show on way to desk,1
"area juggler juggles family, juggling",1
"republicans reject disclosing findings on trump's business conflicts, russia ties",0
5 wedding planning realities all brides and grooms should know,0
service outages strike ahead of pacquiao vs. mayweather fight,0
most long island politician ever attacks opponent for not loving billy joel enough,0
pot products are now so potent they can trigger psychosis,0
sunday roundup,0
floral arrangement at funeral talked about more than deceased,1
aquarium unveils 'floating carcasses of the pacific' exhibit,1
black parkland students want peers to 'share the mic',0
i am not a prostitute. i'm a female solo traveler!,0
9-month old shot by father cleaning illegal gun,0
dozens of panicked mar-a-lago guests crowd front desk to check out after fbi agents spotted at hotel,1
how to get the love that you 'deserve' in marriage,0
passenger glued to airplane window like it fucking 1956,1
bus passenger suspects man in next seat might be having conversation with him,1
white house: no evidence russian air strike killed isis leader,0
defiant sanders camp: it ain't over,0
am i the only virgin in college?,0
anne hathaway takes a cue from emma stone & andrew garfield,0
miracle overpass issues mysterious stream of urine,1
report: u.s. still leads world with highest density of kevins,1
baskin-robbins' cash register interface just big button for ice cream,1
freddie prinze jr. recovers,0
dance-club bathroom left out of gay couple's meeting story,1
one big happy' star kelly brook on the changing definition of family,0
spiderman distracts dr. octopus with delicious hostess fruit pies,1
why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback,0
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seaworld crowd applauds for dolphin playfully spraying blood from blowhole,1
tupperware will never truly recover from red curry leftovers,1
journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting,0
bill clinton reveals what he misses most about being president,0
"introducing the pineapple christmas tree, our new favorite holiday tradition",0
this is what happens to your skin during a chemical peel,0
report: most americans can't even name their state's shadow lord,1
when the core is shaky,0
half of black americans say police have treated them unfairly,0
lack of media context skews view of obama's gulf arab summit,0
"lame cyberattack on atlanta doesn't even turn atms, street sweepers into killing machines",1
bill clinton still waiting for personal apology from monica lewinsky for using power as intern to exploit him sexually,1
ferguson shop owner 'overwhelmed' by community support after looting,0
connecticut considers a soda tax,0
report: average person spends 27% of lifetime in the way,1
barr releases catatonic mueller after removing all sensitive material from special counsel's brain,1
depressed nra member half-hoping son will accidentally shoot him,1
4 resolutions every runner should make,0
culinary world stunned as horse meat found at 3-star michelin restaurant the horse & pony,1
magnanimous banker hires occupy wall street protesters,1
trump brings back 'pocahontas' slur of elizabeth warren at event for native american veterans,0
how i became that middle-aged woman who uses baby talk with her dogs,0
overcoming self-doubt: tame your inner tormentor,0
trump calls failed bid to repeal obamacare 'pretty impressive',0
belgian princess damages prime minister's hearing in starter gun incident,0
tokyo portal outage delays millions of japanese warp commuters,1
bernie sanders says hillary clinton should cut ties with clinton foundation if elected,0
one pot wonders: 7 delicious dinners without the mess,0
new series on 'the secret life of muslims' aims to subvert stereotypes,0
males circumcised to reduce hiv risk in mozambique shift gender norms surrounding sex,0
pastor blasts supreme court's gay wedding cake case in unhinged rant,0
401k enrollment form sits at bottom of desk drawer for 22 years,1
"just take it slow, and you'll be fine,' drunk driver assures self while speeding away in stolen police car",1
7-year-old asshole demands you king him,1
college freshman has friend from home visiting way too soon,1
report: more americans relying on grandparents to help fuck up their kids,1
nation delighted by rich ass who fires people,1
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mortgage market collapse threatens nation's banner ad industry,1
motorcyclist salvaged for parts,1
"environmental leaders cautious, yet hopeful despite trump's big win",0
wild tales:  outstanding black comedy at cannes,0
"thank you, 'rent,' from suburban teenagers everywhere",0
full frontal with samantha bee' imagines trump's twitter reviews of meryl streep films,0
new preventative drug would kill people before they get alzheimer's,1
area man pretty loud at guitar,1
arby's regional manager's work done here,1
sunday roundup,0
crate & barrel introduces line of disgusting couches you can put on your porch,1
"so long, thimble: hasbro axes classic monopoly token",0
i was openly gay on my high school team and heard slurs all the time,0
courtney love screams at korean manicurist,1
fcc chairman overturns decision to cancel 'party down',1
"aliens arrive late: 'sorry, hope nobody's killed themselves yet,' say aliens",1
kanye west named new face of yeezy,1
"wiz khalifa, fetty wap and omi had the internet's most-streamed songs of the summer",0
tree outside window upset man just changed channel,1
kimmel brings down the house by giving trump's latest tweet a new ending,0
man crushed by lack of filth on q-tip pulled from ear,1
reconstruction finally completed on field destroyed by united flight 93,1
"experimental anti-aging treatment still has few kinks, report infant researchers",1
afghan warlord takes anderson cooper as 43rd wife,1
huffpost headline quiz: jan. 20 to jan. 26,0
66-year-old 'washington post' reporter hopes he liveblogged state of the union right,1
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school of the arts aims to transform boys and girls into insufferable young men and women,1
the same old march,0
krill-eating whale too fucking cowardly to prey on something its own size,1
biden frantically cleaning up trashed vice president residence at last second,1
white house: government shutdown possible if democrats keep hurting trump's feelings,0
10 things i learned as a new adjunct teacher,0
the pakistani army's coup against itself,0
russian bobsledder nadezhda sergeeva fails doping test,0
conductor fatigue blamed in massive model train crash,1
why moms demand action will participate in day without a woman,0
baby goes all homer simpson while tasting bacon for the first time,0
everyone in motorcycle gang jewish,1
betsy devos argues issue of guns in schools should be fully left up to individual shooters,1
desperate ohio now exploring homeopathic execution methods,1
"clarence thomas sexually harassed me. yes, he should be impeached.",0
control of anecdote wrested from boyfriend,1
uae warns citizens to avoid wearing traditional clothing while abroad,0
china tightens control over hong kong on 20th anniversary of takeover,0
obama proposes tax increase on meanest 2% of population,1
family kind of concerned at how fast dad ate father's day gift,1
fda recommends the blue marlin,1
kfc responds to stockpiling trend with 576-piece bucket,1
london replica goes up in flames on great fire's 350th anniversary,0
changing how we study political divisions just might help us heal them,0
motion picture academy releases complete list of films that can be enjoyed without supporting sexual predator,1
delighting in criticism,0
"son needs costume, 30 individually wrapped treats tomorrow morning for some school celebration",1
"icymi: who faces more sexism, female politicians or lab rats?",0
voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees,0
baby doesn't realize it's a white supremacist yet,1
friday talking points -- gop anti-trump rants,0
michael cohen completes first stage of intricate plan to break incarcerated brother out of prison from inside,1
relationship in exciting early stage where every exchange causes unspeakable anxiety,1
paramount home video pleased to bring man feature presentation,1
how discriminatory immigration policy affects the unborn,0
"dad's tough exterior hides angry, resentful center",1
police officer demonstrates proper technique for subduing grand jury,1
"coworker who already breathes, chews loudly thinking about getting into arrhythmically drumming on desk",1
florida teen apologizes for racist promposal sign,0
man offered cocaine by guy he met at urinal 90 seconds ago,1
night of uninterrupted deep sleep really throws man's day off,1
an lgbt foster youth shares her beautiful christmas wish,0
trump says muslim judges also might not be fair to him,0
"stage door: lypsinka! the trilogy, billy & ray, mozart's the magic flute",0
captain kirk's life flashes before dying trekkie's eyes,1
30 ways to offend your toddler,0
the writers workbench: solar chargers,0
"prince cremated, private ceremony held with family and friends",0
god purges millions of souls from heaven now that sexual assault being taken more seriously,1
"donald trump jr. divorce leaves confused, heartbroken nation wondering why bad things happen to good people",1
read this before you plop your v-day flowers into any old vase,0
nicoderm introduces new nicotine eye patch,1
boss wants to know if you can work late this year,1
enron executives blamed for missing employee donut fund,1
obama's new cuba policy corrects a five-decade failure,0
the uninsured rate for hispanic kids has hit a historic low,0
new kfc employee takes 'fry-q' test in employee manual,1
how imani boyette's love for basketball helped her overcome depression,0
college costs are america's cruel graduation gift,0
it's been 60 years and we're still failing,0
"there's no need to fear other people's 'bad energy,' says psychic",0
"under trump, muslim book publishers are fighting against hate",0
yahoo's newfront pulses to steve aoki's edm beat,0
10 habits that make you look older,0
these gay dads prove you're never too old to start your own beautiful family,0
thursday's morning email: australia celebrates as parliament approves same-sex marriage,0
double amputee proves he is capable of anything,1
the 1-800 cases come to philly,0
purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats,1
bin laden returns to sea,1
wading into the amazon rainforest in search of illegal logging,0
whole foods transforms another ordinary vegetable into status symbol,1
michael bloomberg's 2016 ambitions may shake up the race -- and his media company,0
"gay gene isolated, ostracized",1
"amid an industry boom, incarceration for weed still threatens black women",0
desperate hillary to obama: 'next vote wins',1
"new report finds energy drink consumption can lead to heart bursting out of chest, riding away on tiny skateboard",1
"atm flees to mexico with $50,000",1
universe comes to halt as kid flips through first shark book,1
pizza hut introduces new meat sympathizer's pizza,1
kennedy curse sure taking its sweet time with rfk jr.,1
what your brain actually does when you multitask,0
what 'real men' really want to do,0
unlikely team of allies unite to take on airport gate agent,1
this star wars shrine can now be rented for just $50 a night,0
slick rick praises the first-ever global hip-hop day,0
no good deed' outpaces 'dolphin tale 2' at the box office,0
friends place memorial on section of six flags roller coaster track where guest died,1
local man pushed well within limits of human endurance,1
pope francis hosts feathered serpent god as part of deity exchange program,1
harry reid on the gop: 'they don't have enough nerve to repeal obamacare',0
rhode island marketing chief quits over tourism video showing iceland,0
facebook is cracking down on racist posts in germany,0
"paul allen to leave $10,000 to everyone who shares this post",1
a medical student's perspective on medicaid,0
coach's super profound words: 'ballers make plays. dudes are dudes.',0
kendall jenner looks red hot on the red carpet,0
orlando locals fear town starting to become overrun by tourists,1
tomato genetically modified to be more expensive,1
bob corker accuses wolf blitzer of 'having a great time' pressing him about tax bill vote,0
netanyahu defends new alliance with israel's far-right aryan supremacy party,1
"study: 89% of husbands planning to surprise wife on valentine's day by dressing as naked, chubby cherub",1
how to have an eco-friendly christmas,0
thirtysomething scientists unveil doomsday clock of hair loss,1
"relationship reaches point where breaking up, getting married would be equally huge hassle",1
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"fsu's dalvin cook found not guilty of battery, plans to return to team",0
the key to finding your spiritual partnership,0
where bernie sanders' health care crusade might go from here,0
fantastic' news! dumbledore is officially coming to 'fantastic beasts',0
russian nuclear weapons laid out for sale on sidewalk,1
proud father teaches son how to shave eyebrows for first time,1
ganymede totalled in three-moon pileup,1
department of interior brings down derelict rainbow with controlled demolition,1
sienna miller finds the fake 'american sniper' baby just as humorous as the rest of us,0
mother's day card thrown in trash,1
these new coffee pods contain more protein than an egg,0
ellen goes hetero for halloween!,0
teen mom' star maci bookout gives birth to a baby girl,0
"make no mistake, trump's government shutdown is about racism",0
index finger rips into toilet paper package like velociraptor claw,1
authorities abandon search for missing girl after finding huge bass while dredging lake,1
why we need the disclose act,0
rare rossini and hot jazz at caramoor,0
mitt romney frantically running around ohio smiling and waving,1
triumph of human engineering slept through,1
cat who seems a little grumpy today dying of esophageal cancer,1
trump's 'locker room' defense is the excuse you'd expect from a child,0
who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart',0
mexico city stages james bond-inspired day of the dead parade,0
patagonia introduces new high-performance jacket specially designed to protect wearer on walk between front door and car,1
grieving losses other than death,0
ivy-covered home like that on inside too,1
"north korea executes vice premier for not sitting up straight, south korea says",0
"dog, cat and squirrel drama escalates in a hurry",0
porn star doesn't want to direct,1
"hillary's email, hillary's truth",0
u.s. improves infrastructure with transnational power strip,1
that same guy with the glasses at every rock show,1
why we should tip service workers generously,0
native american students sue the u.s. government over dismal education,0
rest in peace leelah alcorn,0
afghanistan war veteran solemnly recalls seeing entire platoon killed by undiagnosed ptsd,1
drug use by jerry garcia down 85 percent,1
tony robbins apologizes amid backlash over me too comments,0
r.l. stine releases 'goosebumps' titles his publisher rejected,0
the hypocrisy underlying brazil's impeachment movement,0
rest of kickline out sick,1
"hip, laid-back doctor refers to influenza as 'the flu'",1
death toll from california mudslides rises to 21 after mom's body found,0
"texas officials really, really want you to know sandra bland had marijuana in her system",0
trevor noah can't wrap mind around trump-obama white house meeting,0
ivanka trump suggests her father will change labor laws to benefit women,0
wildfire somehow rages back into control,1
13 #ridiculousexcusestostayhome -- boomer-style,0
fast food customers less appealing than in commercial,1
my mom's favorite color,0
vehicles fall through wisconsin lake's ice as parking lot collapses,0
fearless veteran celebrates 90th birthday on top of a plane,0
democrats shouldn't panic over one poll showing donald trump ahead,0
"man completes life $130,000 over budget",1
"space, race and the space race",0
american horror story: freak show' leak reveals big spoilers,0
nation has heart set on last muffin,1
detroit burned down for the insurance money,1
"couple should get dinner with other couple, couple reports",1
congress passes seriously uncool legislation,1
budweiser unveils social anxiety bottle with 900% more label to pick at,1
straight outta compton' is a stunning surprise,0
watch: carl reiner professes his love for tina fey: 'she's still sexy',0
jimmy kimmel uses theater to make sense of donald trump's border troops plan,0
an artist confronts his possible futures,0
hawaii supreme court hears case against controversial telescope,0
adventures of a creationist at the field museum,0
"we waited 36 years to get married, and the judge made all the difference",0
"gordon ramsay's 5 basic cooking lessons involve no anger, lots of helpful tips",0
national zoo announces giant pandas to divorce,1
38 of the best macaroni and cheese recipes on planet earth,0
man has story for every stain on pants,1
local dullard opts for vocational school,1
how 'to wong foo' paved the way for the 'drag race' phenomenon,0
geologists say continents may have drifted apart after emotional falling-out,1
cheney regrets buying bush laser pointer,1
baby new year abandoned in street,1
"there are no good options in syria,' sighs man who has devoted 12 minutes of research to topic",1
watch the weeknd's explicit 'fifty shades of grey' video,0
lin-manuel miranda would like to remind you to put your phone away,0
"12 baby boy names that bring out the best of the wild, wild west",0
the latest law second-guessing a woman's right to control her own body,0
mizzou football players celebrate university president's resignation,0
royal wedding photographer feeling pretty guilty about time he ran princess di off road,1
a brief and spooky history of the word 'boo',0
chuck schumer admits democrats need to do more to show americans what they stand for,0
dozens of social issues thankful they never had to go toe-to-toe with muhammad ali,1
sole surviving bridge club member didn't want to win like this,1
waiting-room copy of people brings area man up to speed on paris hilton,1
chloë sevign̈y approved for second umlaut,1
ghost of carl sagan warns against dangers of superstition,1
"oregon lawmaker groped women at state capitol, report finds",0
ride mis-pimped,1
australian politician accused of floating electric shocks for tired drivers,0
cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection,1
jay-z gives shout-out to his shareholdaz,1
latino voters crucial to passing environmental laws: report,0
christian science pharmacist refuses to fill any prescription,1
2 gop senators drop endorsements of roy moore,0
"long before the shooting, roseburg and its college were one",0
unfinished basement has weird feeling about way woman looking at it,1
how we became the heaviest drinkers in a century,0
paleontology class winces whenever fundamentalist kid raises hand,1
pot and cigarette smoking have at least one health consequence in common,0
trump once bombarded scottish leader with 16 letters slamming a wind farm,0
"australian lawmaker shoots opponents in campaign ad, draws ire after orlando",0
"the great seafood treats of late summer, part ii: the fish fry",0
motivational psychology and leadership in higher education,0
myanmar reaches deal to bring rohingya muslims home,0
hillary clinton takes a stand against 'subminimum wage' for people with disabilities,0
the changing holiday shopping landscape,0
scientists posit theoretical 'productive weekend',1
iran's startups promise paradise for the country's unemployed youth,0
assad vows swift retaliation on syrian civilians in response to u.s. missile strike,1
trump administration decides to add a question about citizenship to 2020 census,0
"why christ, mao and the buddha are making a comeback in china",0
here's what clinton and trump were really thinking about during the debate,0
this teenager's gory special effects videos are bloody impressive,0
queen of soul commands in philly,0
tove lo is the latest star on taylor swift's epic 1989 tour guest list,0
far right surges as italy faces hung parliament,0
trump's big new idea for a veterans hotline was tried already... by trump,0
what happened when my daughter asked for a bra,0
read the full text of donald trump's executive order limiting muslim entry to the u.s.,0
romney enchants nation with lovely concession song,1
department of interior reopens national parks after filling in all canyons posing hazardous fall risk to visitors,1
bakery's closing nets man ton of free éclairs,1
nation's sports fans shocked by truth about 'we will rock you' anthem,1
obamas to parkland teens: you've awakened the nation's conscience,0
dennis quaid not up for any oscars,1
vcr fast-forwarded with toe,1
"who urges trump to expand, not repeal, obamacare",0
tesla's robot-snake will charge your car and give you nightmares,0
authorities praise twitter users' rapid response to virginia shooting,1
restrictive north carolina voting law is dead after supreme court refuses to review it,0
ferguson pool supply store overestimating how badly looters want chlorine tablets,1
dodd-frank at four,0
"the view from the mountaintop: martin luther king's turbulent, tragic last year",0
democrats ask oversight committee to investigate trump's potential conflicts of interest,0
trevor noah explains why he's always seen black women as the strongest leaders,0
bad to the bone to be used in film,1
it's suddenly cold out. am i going to get sick?,0
(video) aol sees growth in programmatic tv with 58 ad campaigns up,0
everything a goddamn ordeal in area family,1
advice for the man who asks me to marry him,0
"the u.s. under-invests in energy innovation, asserts former energy secretary ernest moniz",0
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"samsung to halt global sales, exchanges of galaxy note 7",0
boehner does damage control: benghazi probe was 'never' about clinton,0
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couple spends morning at farmers market verbalizing everything that comes into field of vision,1
"oh no, mr. bill!",0
boilermakers protest purdue's mascot,1
"on this week's cheap celeb finds, kylie jenner wears a $40 bikini top",0
scottish busker eric gudmunsen roasts donald trump as only a scotsman can,0
andie macdowell: audiences' 'fear of getting older' hinders older actors,0
gabby giffords endorses hillary clinton for president,0
mom creates dreamlike art using just her iphone and kids,0
a great read for a new year,0
farberware releases new nonstick eggs,1
small businessman conducts business on miniature golf course,1
gene wilder's career in ruins following death of richard pryor,1
revised patriot act will make it illegal to read patriot act,1
bitcoin on path to functioning just like real currency after small concentration of people acquire majority of it,1
porn star doesn't want to direct,1
report: recent wednesday felt like thursday,1
is america's president a russian asset?,0
woman on gym treadmill cranks incline up to 90 degrees,1
nation's dogs vow to keep their shit together during 4th of july fireworks,1
target demographic growing up right before wistful advertiser's eyes,1
chinese class clown executed,1
interview with elaine jung,0
impatient nation demands supreme court just get to the gay stuff,1
relieved malia obama quietly thanks secret service agents for taking rap for her,1
gop makes good on 2009 promise to block president's healthcare bill,1
the cyberspace revolution: why are the media ignoring it?,1
public pension funds profit trump; possible links to shady russian business deals,0
why being killed by a lightsaber would be so much worse in real life,0
brad pitt goes completely gray for new movie,0
new mexico store bans 'obama & other muslims',0
"crayola unveils true-blue crayon, and you get the chance to name it",0
starting a small business is anything but routine,0
drunken episode a repeat,1
lionel messi says kobe bryant was the reason he got into basketball,0
carrie fisher can't stop swearing during 'star wars: the force awakens' live telecast,0
study: majority of new marine life species now discovered while cleaning oil spills,1
grandmother proud to have lived long enough to see first viable female candidate torn apart,1
"manson's loved ones ask for complete, utter chaos in their time of grief",1
lance armstrong settles $100 million federal fraud case for $5 million,0
mom says she pulled gun on teens threatening her son,0
man freely smoking pot in washington literally has no issue he feels strongly about anymore,1
john kerry attempts to bully codepink into silence,0
hog executed farmland style,1
"work life, personal life both spent desperately trying to appeal to women 18 to 34",1
nordstrom stopped carrying ivanka trump because no one was buying it,0
donald trump concedes health care bill could hurt many of his supporters,0
japanese restrooms offer special toilet paper for wiping phones,0
"epa accidentally spills millions of gallons of waste, turning river orange",0
darla moore,0
activist artist dread scott on why we need a revolution,0
pile of crap excites publicist,1
war: the cry of the republicans,0
self-deprecating man just scratching surface of how pathetic he actually is,1
the makeup packing question,0
poll: ted cruz currently leads among voters disputing boundaries of neighbor's yard,1
pfizer death penalty drug decision greeted by activists – but states fight on,0
woman alleges donald trump groped her at 1998 tennis tournament,0
paralyzed man determined to still live normal sedentary life,1
colbert wants to turn nyc subway rides into a new and terrible punishment,0
32 gifts people with anxiety really want for the holidays,0
publicist confirms komodo dragon from 'skyfall' pregnant,1
art-house summer films not to be missed,0
u.s. upset after aliens land in italy,1
"this ceo will send your kids to school, if you work for his company",0
maryland teen allegedly sexually abused child since she was 3,0
wedding vows explicitly mention price of ceremony,1
"obama sort of freaked out after not receiving single e-mail, phone call for entire day",1
bedtime story from fucking bible again,1
family has extremely lax standards for who gets to be called aunt,1
college residence office gets kick out of pairing up few roommates who will fucking hate each other,1
area man not about to tie his shoe when he's 4 blocks away from sitting down,1
lonesome alito declares marriage only between a man and the sea,1
"another white house iftar, another ramadan without my brother",0
"ted cruz wants to fight obama over immigration, but he forgot about one thing",0
family upgrades to shells & cheese,1
area man nostalgic for time when ads targeting him not as sad,1
state's abortion waiting period allows women to explore alternatives to making their own decisions,1
man bitten by radioactive sloth does the lying-around-all-day of 10 normal men,1
downton abbey' season 6 trailer previews an emotional goodbye,0
caitlyn jenner will get candid with diane sawyer once again,0
kim k shares photos from north's baptism in jerusalem,0
freud on how to forget the past,0
wheelchair-bound student would have preferred to sit out pep rally,1
lucky dead student gets own page in yearbook,1
watching faces of students as they finish 'the lottery' highlight of english teacher's year,1
starbucks' midnight mint mocha frapp couldn't be further from the unicorn frappuccino,0
the weird thing gop candidates are doing when they get called out on lies,0
this 'brilliant' new technology could spell the demise of the flu shot,0
kristen wiig is a comedy goddess in this deleted 'snl' sketch,0
martin shkreli faces rough stay in prison system where inmates who funded hair theft are lowest caste,1
"gordon ramsay's 5 basic cooking lessons involve no anger, lots of helpful tips",0
area man unsure if he's supposed to want hugo chavez to die or not,1
ad exec doesn't care what proverb actually means,1
palestinians prepare for massive ground invasion,1
how clinton donor got on sensitive intelligence board,0
"for the first time, chimpanzees are making a fashion statement",0
kittens recovering after photographer rescued them from brush fire,0
south carolina refuses to remove confederate flag from capitol trailer,1
joe biden urges people to watch how their senators vote on gun bills,0
new partially digested doritos eliminate tedious chewing,1
2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand,0
how to survive your child's college tours,0
man who hasn't moved in six hours repeatedly welcomed back by tv,1
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this cauliflower crusted grilled cheese deserves a moment in the spotlight,0
the top 7 destinations for a family vacation,0
street-smart teen dies in library,1
colbert has a few blistering extra questions mueller can ask trump,0
area man still talking about crazy productive afternoon 4 months ago,1
black fashion designers are finally getting their moment in the spotlight,0
jupiter may be to blame for the fate of our solar system's missing planet,0
7 super seeds with big health benefits,0
"schock is scrutinized around the country, but especially in his home district",0
what those racy photos of cowboys' jerry jones represent,0
donald trump's transition gets 'historically low' marks,0
drake bell mourns the loss of ex-girlfriend stevie ryan with heart-wrenching tweets,0
dad busy throwing seeds or something on lawn,1
farting teen sparks fight,0
"girlfriend's birthday weekend a nightmarish, labyrinthian journey through her darkest, most depraved desires",1
spicer denies that ending maternity care guarantee would mean women pay more for health care,0
female director asked if she feels comfortable filming scene while nude,1
what parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando,0
bath & body works scientists destroy experimental scent unfit for mankind,1
millions of american lips called to service in fight against poverty,1
the 'bear-naked chef' brings his mouth-watering skills to europe,0
"americans need to know trump's endgame for syria, duckworth tells constituents",0
"michelle obama: 'well, there are 8 years of my life i'll never get back'",1
schwarzenegger admits to affair with predator costume,1
microsoft unveils next best thing to teleportation,0
history will remember transphobic trump and his supporters with contempt,0
drake throws money and angrily storms into club,0
"obama praises own strength, resilience in face of hardship during state of the union",1
want to be a judge under trump? chief justice lays out what the job is like,0
bernie sanders clearly in pocket of high-rolling teacher who donated $300 to his campaign,1
obama administration releases nation's phone records to public,1
candidates preparing for colorado debate conditions with high-altitude speaking drills,1
shrimp would be pissed if he could see the lame party he's going to be served at,1
"aaron eckhart likes to make one frankenstein movie for them, one frankenstein movie for himself",1
what's for breakfast? how about some monsanto weed killer?,0
growing up with the holocaust as a writer,0
"watch live: bernin up nyc dance party in brooklyn, new york",0
christ returns for some of his old things,1
"clinton credits nevada victory to inescapable, pitch-black tide of fate",1
man carrying knife and bible fatally shot by st. louis county police,0
german anti-immigrant party sees gains after terrorist attacks,0
german auto engineer issued lab coat,1
is my special child being bullied?,0
andrew mccabe spending few days as congressional bathroom attendant to satisfy pension requirements,1
madeleine albright congratulates jen welter on becoming first female nfl coach,0
3 reasons to get out of your comfort zone immediately,0
lucrative new oil extraction method involves drilling directly into gas stations,1
scientists discover portal to outside world,1
boss has been riding steven van zandt's ass all day,1
report: it unclear whether opposition from every sector of american society will have any effect on healthcare bill passing,1
"obituary cites teen's love of music, cars",1
billionaire paul allen's yacht wrecks cayman islands coral reef,0
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villagers turned into crack fighting squad overnight,1
gobbler games' is the brutal hunger games parody you need to see,0
high school principal can already tell students are going to eat this one alive,1
"hackers target russian olympic whistleblower, world anti-doping agency says",0
isis used chemical weapons in syria: monitor,0
defiant sanders camp: it ain't over,0
pack of harpies ordered their crostini literally 20 minutes ago,1
the old lady and the sea,0
"marriage equality, but what about divorce?",0
these gifs of shia labeouf watching his own movies show how each gop candidate did on tuesday,0
craigslist apartment listing uses record 354 exclamation points,1
ferguson police officer shot,0
"low-energy jeb,' whispers jeb bush sitting alone in dark watching televised trump speech",1
10 ways to raise a reader,0
report: purchasing items from onion store most important way to either stop or help donald trump,1
biden quietly singing pearl jam's 'even flow' during security briefing,1
woman accused of setting fire to yoga studio explains smiling mug shot,0
10 behaviors that could launch your career,0
donald trump reportedly approves race summit with colin kaepernick,0
"cutting off politwoops, twitter follows the needs of politicians, not public interest",0
iran warns of retaliation if u.s. breaches nuclear deal,0
ice agents feeling a little hurt that trump doesn't think they're doing enough to terrorize hispanics,1
debunking the myths about boys and emotions,0
nasa announces plans to launch chimpanzee into sun,1
transgender lawmaker danica roem: trump shows there's 'no barrier' to getting elected,0
police officers waving everyone over to take a look at what happened to this guy,1
"nancy pelosi, paul ryan get mixed marks from their parties",0
transgender inmates to be integrated according to identity in san francisco,0
leslie jones confirms she's 'moved on' from milo yiannopoulos harassment,0
styrofoam coffee cup from omaha excited to finally see pacific ocean,1
south china sea: philippines running out of options,0
record-breaking rainstorms pummel carolinas,0
kenneth starr orders lbj exhumed for investigation of possible sexual impropriety,1
name of gay bar should have been clearer,1
conflict and late rains drive thousands from their homes in somalia,0
lizard planning to bite new owner first chance it gets,1
another way companies make it harder for new mothers,0
it's already looking like trump vs. clinton in this swing virginia county,0
god humbled to be the answer to 'jeopardy!' clue,1
how to use facebook to make yourself happy,0
medicaid expansion tied to employment among people with disabilities,0
here's how you can help lgbtq communities around the country,0
did climate change spawn all these hurricanes? here's why it's hard to say.,0
"aliens arrive late: 'sorry, hope nobody's killed themselves yet,' say aliens",1
"76ers top lakers for first win of season, snap 28-game skid",0
cat so scared in shelter won't even look at you,0
savion glover taps his way out of another speeding ticket,1
trump blasts critics who judge neo-nazi groups by most extreme members,1
naderite loyalists nuke dam,1
"dog lets baby climb all over him, continues being this little man's best friend",0
blood-drenched sarah koenig announces topic for upcoming season of 'serial',1
prince william divorces kate middleton after 5 weeks,1
dr. krugman meets dr. fox,0
"cell-phone user promises girlfriend, entire post office he'll try to change",1
this 'bear-naked' chef has a thing or two to show you about cooking,0
"how to add, delete, and modify your way to happiness",0
god hurting after eating 20-piece spicy angel wings,1
marilu henner named u.s. secretary of mid-level talent,1
labor unions blamed for derailing campaign transparency efforts,0
holding universities accountable,0
man returning from vacation settles on single concise anecdote he'll tell everyone who asks,1
dog dies on united flight after passenger forced to put carrier in overhead bin,0
want to make a difference? don't be a hedge fund manager,0
man spends long day at work waiting to go home and be lonely,1
germany disavows ties with the scorpions,1
philadelphiatheatreco. celebrates 40 with stars aligned,0
report: fiber optics not a real thing,1
trump blows up statue of liberty,0
white house increases security after man shows up at oval office looking for obama,1
guy riding atv has really been looking forward to breaking his neck on wooded trail,1
free your mind your crotch will follow,0
snapchat's snapcash: is peer-to-peer payment safe?,0
local couple needs to talk,1
"bumgarner perfect, giants one win away",0
this is not my body,0
the u.s. throws out $3 billion in cancer drugs every year,0
home depot employee can tell this customer's first attempt at pipe bomb,1
roommate protective services rescues helpless 22-year-old from squalid apartment,1
fbi director wishes he had some alien thing to cover up,1
jimmy kimmel hilariously stops by 'sesame street' to introduce a new letter,0
how elizabeth warren's own book makes the case she should run for president,0
donald trump's epa pick urged to come clean on ties to secretive koch-funded group,0
obama caught trying to jump white house fence,1
idiot zoo animal with zero predators still protective of young,1
stargate sg-1' fans disappointed to see richard dean anderson walk onto stage like a normal person,1
obamacare case to be turned against government on emissions rule,0
new forced-retirement community opens for local 60-year-olds,1
this woman converted her closet into an indoor garden,0
environmental ad campaign encourages turning shower off after showering,1
corporation surprised to see its tax money circle back around to it so soon,1
rumsfeld only one who can change toner in white house printer,1
interfaith efforts work for reconciliation in the central african republic,0
grandmother talking big game about being alive next year,1
magazine article about mindy kaling fails to mention she's a woman,1
"from atop the government, trump takes care of 'friends'",0
dad's previously unheard-of friend dies,1
heartbreaking yelp review says it's just nice to eat a meal around other people,1
the ncaa will keep events out of north carolina unless hb2 is repealed,0
kendrick lamar won a pulitzer because 'damn.' is journalism,0
playstation classic to include friend who always whooped your ass to complete retro gaming experience,1
chances are your new year's resolution will end today,0
"report: average american loses $5,000 each year from splitting check",1
u.s. census report finds some poor fuck named kip,1
frigid chicago bean shrivels up from below-zero temperatures,1
proposed law would require mothers to look at pictures of congressmen she disappointing before having abortion,1
jamie dimon cites relentless desire to watch a person die up close as inspiration for starting healthcare company,1
"this is the consequence of overinflated footballs, tom brady",0
biden's buffalo wing challenge dinner not sitting too well,1
tea party pacs' promise to spend on electing candidates falls flat,0
here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island,0
mila kunis calls out trump's controversial views on immigration,0
man excited to spend weekend back home catching up with old video games from high school,1
country singer & former 'one tree hill' star jana kramer welcomes daughter jolie rae,0
sasha obama orders secret service agent to stop squirming during makeover,1
5 easy weight-loss tips that really work,0
disney's new 'frozen' plane makes it harder than ever to 'let it go',0
astronomers discover extremely graphic galaxy,1
noose found in african-american history museum exhibit in d.c.,0
democratic senator strides down corridors of powerlessness,1
reform jews poised to pass transgender resolution,0
some lgbt-friendly businesses stayed silent on houston equal rights ordinance,0
leader of sea-doo riders holds court in middle of lake,1
actors who have dated multiple costars,0
drake collaborates with sotheby's on black art exhibit,0
"call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true",0
fugitive caretakers allegedly steal wwii veteran's life savings,0
area high school somehow still carrying on without 2011 seniors,1
mute teen fulfills his dream of becoming a rapper despite not having a jaw,0
health inspector repulsed by restaurant's customers,1
gop sticks it to obama with one more gitmo vote,0
tuesday's morning email: inside the gop health care and immigration order overhauls,0
the overlooked way that companies can make workers more loyal,0
artist always carries around sketchbook in case he feels like making someone uncomfortable,1
author of 'introduction to algebra' recalls textbook being rejected by 12 publishers before getting accepted,1
ava duvernay is first black woman to direct a dc superhero film with 'new gods',0
"if this is what fall looks like, sign us up",0
drunk birds slur their 'words' just like humans,0
10 things your mom never told you about work,0
huckabee backs denying abortion to 10-year-old raped by stepfather,0
disgusted robert mueller eats 2 20-piece chicken mcnugget meals in one sitting in attempt to get into trump's mind,1
parents' password cracked on first try,1
"i am penguin, hear me squeak!' a bird speaks out from inside seaworld's 'antarctica'",0
paul simon might be done with music,0
how new york created a 'blueprint' for the world to beat mother-to-baby hiv transmission,0
is the two-state concept still alive in israel?,0
toenails regenerating,1
christina ricci is pregnant,0
how we fooled donald trump into retweeting benito mussolini,0
hilary duff's dating history,0
cia director quietly buys nuclear-attack insurance,1
congress might actually pass a permanent 9/11 bill,0
what everyone should know about life with a brain injury,0
mom produces decorative gift bag out of thin air,1
volkswagen looks to settle criminal probe with fines up to $1.2 billion,0
weird porno stops at kissing,1
tuesday's morning email: shutdown fears grow amid daca fight,0
house conservatives introduce resolution to impale rod rosenstein,1
"mothers, precious and misunderstood: the many mothers i have met",0
clinton's head sawed off,1
"marriage equality, but what about divorce?",0
iranian scientist annoyed he has to go back to shitty old job building nuclear weapons,1
the importance of a pap and hpv test combination,0
ayesha curry lands cooking show on the food network,0
family feud pollster tired of asking strangers to name a fruit typically served with breakfast,1
"previewing 'hidden figures' with the teary-eyed octavia spencer, taraji p. henson and janelle monáe",0
kimye is married,0
carly rae jepsen redid the 'full house' theme song for netflix reboot,0
karl rove: donald trump would get 'creamed' up against hillary clinton,0
teacher protests in detroit cause schools to close,0
eric rosswood talks “the ultimate guide for gay dads” and more (audio),0
brad pitt decides to grow out forehead hair,1
is area man going to finish those fries?,1
u.s. pushes security council for new north korea sanctions,0
black community united by love of homeboys in outer space episode,1
man still worried parents of ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago hate him,1
glowing ahmadinejad: 'i am the nuclear weapon we've been building',1
kindergarten class burning through 6 hamsters a year,1
2 men indicted in bacon vandalism at islamic center,0
this is the advice colin powell gave hillary clinton on using private email,0
fda prepares nation for switch to digital food format,1
"to defeat them, i must become them,' john kerry says while putting on black face mask",1
new law determines bullets no longer responsibility of owner once fired from gun,1
house republicans drop efforts to gut ethics watchdog after onslaught of criticism,0
a promise to the missing moms,0
china slaughters population to control flu outbreak,1
bush gives france 30 days to speak english,1
parenting: the ultimate juggling act,0
this was my story,0
don't do this while trying to conceive,0
how to be superstar sports agent (part two),0
transition team assures public trump has too many conflicts of interest to favor any specific one,1
clear from stock music that video never meant to be watched with sound on,1
9 things all parents of college kids do but hate to admit,0
democrat decides maybe minor league ballplayers deserve minimum wage,0
sick parent offers man perfect excuse to move back home and give up dreams,1
bausch & lomb introduces line of aviator contacts,1
brad pitt sidelined 6 to 8 weeks with red carpet toe,1
all of pregnant woman's favorite names used up on cats,1
"colorado church remembers fallen officer, asks forgiveness for shooter",0
zuckerberg wishes old people would stop commenting on facebook,1
"in louisiana, a plan to relocate the country's first 'climate refugees' hits a roadblock",0
shirtless man turns face from side to side in mirror while running hands down smooth face,1
a trove of 'lost and found' photos reveal one mystery couple's beautiful life,0
palestinians starting to have mixed feelings about being used as human shields,1
japanese family puts aging robot in retirement home,1
photos capturing string instrument movements are so stunning they look photoshopped,0
man with flamethrower waiting for appropriate time to use it,1
twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules,0
why director brent roske traded hollywood for iowa,0
gop senator still thinks efforts to end housing discrimination fueled financial crisis,0
nation wishes it could just once be reminded of preciousness of life without mass shooting,1
brian boitano sobs quietly in dark,1
iranian scientist annoyed he has to go back to shitty old job building nuclear weapons,1
presidential campaigns haven't agreed to 'acceptable' post-election press access,0
"new web series aims to tell stories of love, addiction and healing",0
vast array of lip-balm options paralyzes shopper,1
"fly, my pretties,' says jeff bezos releasing swarm of amazon drones to hunt down nude photos",1
ko'd martial artist is epitome of show-must-go-on in 'got talent',0
nurturing mama: 5 ways that taking care of yourself is a gift to your child and family,0
biden regales dnc with story of '80s girl band vixen breaking hard rock's glass ceiling,1
struggling rainforest cafe adds thousands of animatronic patrons to restaurants,1
kim kardashian gives us the first glimpse of saint west,0
iraq pm: yemen conflict could engulf entire region in war,0
grindr now offers reminders for users to get regular hiv tests,0
death by $15 million cuts: how a super pac took down newt gingrich,0
photos of janet jackson's style evolution through the years,0
filming police in public places: a risky first amendment activity for citizen journalists,0
high school suspends hunky student for wearing shirt,1
unclear if shirtless man in black-and-white film once considered attractive,1
pope francis scouring papal tombs for final easter egg of vatican hunt,1
these 16 great videos remind us what it meant to be lgbtq in 2016,0
scientists announce today best time to look directly at sun,1
"neighbor arriving home at same time offers brief, beguiling glimpse inside apartment",1
chelsea clinton calls to stop the demand for ivory to protect africa's elephants,0
epa reveals 37% of water waste nationwide caused by husky kids doing cannonball into country club pool,1
irs announces refunds will come in form of forever stamps this year,1
assad vows swift retaliation on syrian civilians in response to u.s. missile strike,1
"thank you, america",0
underground railroad' carries slaves from brooklyn to manhattan,1
copy editor's revenge takes form of unhyphenated word,1
mall santa crying hysterically in photo with toddler,1
congress sets date for obama's last state of the union address,0
all those years shopping at independent bookstore wasted,1
brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals,0
iconic '90s band helped this couple open up about their sexuality,0
the best dinner and a movie combos in la,0
paul hogan admits he's still searching for that one career-defining role,1
tissue feeling a certain responsibility to lift tissue behind it halfway out of box,1
"but a fox wouldn't eat gingerbread,' that one precocious little asshole reports",1
police continue search for missing gunman,1
soaring with the washington ballet's noche de pasión: the tango soirée,0
wedding dj could have anyone here,1
t.g.i. friday's executive chef recommends booze-on-meat-with-cheese thing,1
our transgender child,0
san francisco photographer shits out another bridge photo,1
hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health,0
matt damon reveals the vain reason behind donald trump's movie cameos,0
harambe's grandmother euthanized at miami zoo,0
"study links meat, sugar consumption to early death among those who choose to be happy in life",1
bush's approval rating of other americans also at all-time low,1
pentagon announces plan to cover cost of hormone treatment for servicemembers doubling down on biological sex,1
sudden resurfacing of file called 'lyrics.doc' a chilling reminder of life thought left behind,1
"hong kong actor wears 'brown face,' highlights prejudice among asians",0
millions of shrimp airlifted from oil spill disaster zone,1
the epa is 'brainwashing our kids' says climate change denier sen. jim inhofe,0
#talktome: lucas braga and otaviano canuto,0
newly blond kanye west makes first appearance after hospitalization,0
roommate all into cycling now,1
new series on 'the secret life of muslims' aims to subvert stereotypes,0
new dating site suggests people you already know but thought you were too good for,1
"hmm, there may be a link between vaccines and political pandering",0
could australia be building another yahoo serious?,1
5-year-old wants to be overworked haitian nanny when he grows up,1
cuban migrants adrift at sea drank own blood and urine to stay alive,0
report: you live in an embarrassing country,1
man wasting his life playing video games when there whole world of other screens out there,1
cocaine dealer most upstanding guy wall street broker knows,1
area units really moving,1
seabed search for mh370 could end within a week,0
dwight howard on helping to empower and educate girls in east africa,0
critics blast al gore's documentary as 'realistic',1
evangelical christians enter 10th day of vigil outside your house,1
someone made erotic art about trump meeting the pope,0
an open letter to progressives: tpp is not yet 'the most progressive trade agreement in history',0
kylie jenner and tyga bring their romance to new york fashion week,0
hillary clinton secures organized labor's prize endorsement,0
joe biden's son dead at 46,0
conversation at other end of table sounds way more interesting,1
can anyone hear me?' shout terrified climate scientists frantically waving arms as passersby walk straight through them,1
buchanan reveals thousands of americans made in china,1
wedding strains relationship to breaking point,1
god struggling to remember how to make geodes,1
"black mark on birth control manufacturer's record weighs in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces",1
ryan reynolds warns deadpool fans: 'don't say a f**king word',0
"dear anti-marcoses, pro-marcoses, and the spirit of philippine martial law",0
david brooks: obama has a 'manhood problem in the middle east',0
anti-donald trump forces gear up for third-party challenge,0
how police chaplains help departments cope with officer deaths,0
readin' researchin' writin' and the tools to make it happen,0
"if you want to read this book, you'll have to buy an ipad",0
national pork council: many americans suffer from pork deficiency,1
compliment of pants sounds suspiciously like intent to steal them,1
study finds flushing toilets wastes billions of gallons of piss and shit annually,1
employees still have no idea what's going on after attending meeting,1
poll finds 100% of americans blame shutdown entirely on colorado representative scott tipton,1
"divorce, life and reconciliation",0
"15,000 brown people dead somewhere",1
why credit card points aren't the new miles,0
improve your sleep to improve your health,0
handmaid's tale' waitlists surge in libraries across america,0
please leave your type a-ness off my yoga mat (and i'll do the same),0
werner herzog: i killed and ate timothy treadwell in 2003,1
cops write super-friendly letter to wanted woman,0
joe zee talks about the least glamorous part of his job,0
gynecologists recommend taking time off between iuds to allow body to expel backlogged periods,1
temporary worker permanently scarred,1
can you trick your body into burning more fat?,0
there is nothing libertarian about conservatives,0
8 simple rules laugh track replaced with somber string arrangement,1
man keeping running total of how many people in gym in worse shape than him,1
lobbying spending hits historic lows,0
tracee ellis ross looks like an angel in this playfully sheer gown,0
seth meyers' spoof 'trump mingle' app wants to make america date again,0
the great escape,0
robert de niro to turn 58 for movie role,1
report: 79% of sincere thoughts played off as jokes,1
chris christie sticks taxpayers with huge bill for official portrait,0
"donald trump finally attacks ted cruz, referencing his cuban heritage",0
american torturing jobs increasingly outsourced,1
how repealing obamacare will hit the lgbt community extra-hard,0
trump celebrates national parks — after proposing to slash their funding,0
woman nervous mom starting to use her as confidant,1
"senate votes 64-36, not sure on what",1
dzhokhar tsarnaev rushes out of summer class to make court hearing,1
"rest assured, amy schumer and jennifer lawrence still hang out",0
nobody at capital one can remember why it put vikings in its ads,1
craig kilborn ready to return to the daily show,1
iraqi homeowner to wait a while before re-shingling roof,1
nation still outraged 1933 best picture went to 'cavalcade' instead of 'lady for a day',1
chinese for lunch,0
joe walsh wakes up on stage mid-solo again,1
"i look forward to ending my life,' says assisted suicide advocate before being shot out of cannon at brick wall",1
russian tennis czar insults williams sisters,0
stephen colbert brings down the house with his explanation for trump's actions,0
michael jeffreyton wishes screenwriter had given him more believable name,1
an incomplete list of all the ways denzel kills people in 'the equalizer',0
that time mariel hemingway made out with all the women on 'snl',0
suicide squad' kills box office competition with massive $135.1 million debut,0
containing steph curry -- impossible?,0
"syrians' lives are worthless,' obama tells daughters before kissing them goodnight",1
r.a. has bad feeling about kid in cloak,1
how competent are nonprofit boards in strategic planning?,0
mean girls' and 'spongebob squarepants' lead 2018 tony nominations,0
success in relationships,0
donald trump rift not what paul ryan needed in middle of 14-day cleanse,1
why dave brandon won't be michigan's athletic director next year,0
disney's 'toy tales' hits theaters friday,1
political scientists reassure americans that stripping minorities of citizenship usually where descent into fascism peters out,1
james bond fans concerned after learning new film's shooting locations all in new hampshire,1
this veteran's story shows the healing power of having a service dog,0
man pushing self to point of effort,1
f.a.s.t. thinking helped lane save his mom,0
another sigma nu chapter suspended over offensive remarks about women,0
charles durning hocks up four-pound chunk of phlegm,1
"among santa fe's many virtues? history, art, culture, hospitality and killer vintage clothing",0
hug factory,0
gop senators throw support behind mitch mcconnell as feud with trump escalates,0
baby elephant gets (adorably) rescued from the mud,0
my disastrous search for the perfect swimsuit,0
historical archives: dances you may wish to try,1
sweat-stain-dating technology unlocks age of assistant managers,1
"report: it not hard at all to imagine your coworkers' supple, nude bodies",1
"the daily show' remembers anthony scaramucci, a man taken before his time",0
"dennis hastert fights to locate, save neck",1
report: jack black's life more valuable than yours if it ever comes down to it,1
republicans anxious to repeal and replace law of gravity,0
amber tamblyn reveals she's expecting a baby girl in powerful essay about motherhood,0
bush's approval rating of other americans also at all-time low,1
scientists pinpoint part of brain all your hair grows out of,1
candidate delighted to be in chair factory,1
"north korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say",0
intel unveils oversized novelty processor,1
"report: 15,000 people vanish from 'fall fest' hayride wagons each year",1
independent bookstore puts the dave eggers right where the fuckers can find them,1
jpmorgan chase acquires bear stearns in tedious-to-read news article,1
mar-a-lago staff apologizes for letting in guest they just assumed was high-powered lobbyist trying to buy influence,1
here's what we know about bill cosby's defense team,0
"this is the consequence of overinflated footballs, tom brady",0
student reporter hits it out of the park with 5 accurate sentences,1
has the college sports arms race spiraled out of control?,0
internal email: sinclair ceo tells employees not to let 'extremists' bully them,0
"romney, rubio and many others have called trump a 'con man,' but millions of voters are nonetheless lining up behind trump",0
donald trump casts doubt on russian election interference ahead of vladimir putin meeting,0
vending machine most up-to-date technology in school,1
supreme court foreshadows big constitutional ruling in immigration case,0
herbie goes bananas,1
how following my heart led me to the one person i need to love most,0
report: make it stop,1
mild sexual harassment ignored to save the hassle,1
"we're thankful for curvy models, curly hair and more!",0
rick santorum relieved no one has asked him about interracial marriage yet,1
area woman has more than 200 products to help calm her,1
news photographer found slain in mexico city,0
dear critical white scholar and colleague:,0
president trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while,0
"rip fred hellerman of the weavers, a group that was a lot more than just 'influential'",0
this eating disorder awareness campaign boycotts the 'before' photo,0
woman shows hairstylist example of haircut she wants,1
terminally ill friend not much fun anymore,1
"clinton goes back in time, teams up with golden-age clinton",1
magical voting booth transforms clearheaded americans into reactionist morons,1
guy on roof starting to think he might get away with it,1
biologists announce they're all done with rodents,1
why bernie sanders and donald trump won the michigan primaries,0
"women walk 100 miles to see pope francis, plead for immigration reform",0
proactive man removes own teeth in attempt to curb nail-biting habit,1
"study finds every style of parenting produces disturbed, miserable adults",1
handwriting expert confirms killer used cursive,1
queer film explores long-term relationships in the age of the single,0
satan refuses to accept any more catholic priests in hell,1
man vows never to watch another sci-fi movie with physicist friend,1
jeopardy' had 'game of thrones' categories! now our watch begins!,0
beyoncé's 2015 global citizen fest setlist was pretty flawless,0
a pragmatist's guide to coming out stronger after divorce,0
emancipated gay: challenging the lgbt stronghold on what it means to be gay,0
study: average man thinks of santa every 7 seconds,1
white house lawyer insists trump isn't considering firing mueller,0
"how battles over god, guns and gays infiltrated corporate america",0
"huffpost hill - can hillary clinton give out 600 snow shovels, meet with a bunch of rich lesbians and have it all?",0
i refuse to put your teen on a diet,0
most americans can't afford a minor emergency,0
expiration of contract allows fergie to put on pair of pants for first time in 5 years,1
8 arrested as police tear down protest camp in minneapolis,0
the new ireland,0
"apple fritter season is here, and so are the recipes you'll need",0
cops cleared on corruption charges after implicating decorated police dog,1
watch: meteorologist evacuates during live tornado report,0
nancy reagan available at 82,1
sole bar of soap makes circuit from sink to shower,1
prime minister of  norway gets laid,1
samantha bee reacts to orlando massacre with powerful gun control message,0
the hidden heroes of gaziantep,0
freedom with a twist of maturity,0
area man likes food,1
surviving miner ordered back to work,1
area man got good amount of meat in that last bite,1
"man who just purchased 3,000 rounds of ammunition online perfectly sane, thinks man processing order",1
opening soda bottle inadvertently makes man loser,1
night out consecrated with opening exchange of high-fives,1
russia's economy headed for even more trouble,0
11 great things about preschoolers,0
this is what it feels like to lose to donald trump,0
obama announces plan to store nation's extra stuff in large plastic crate,1
the best men's sunglasses looks for summer,0
fearful americans stockpiling facts before federal government comes to take them away,1
everyone at consumer electronics show forced to share single surge protector,1
man's unexpected reaction to teen who held him up at knifepoint retold in powerful video,0
"once the capital of nostalgia, istanbul is now the capital of anxiety and neurosis",0
"a letter to ally parents, from your lesbian friend",0
unpopular police officer thinking about committing racially motivated offense for a little support,1
pence relaxes onstage by imagining entire debate audience burning in hell,1
asshole from plane greeted at baggage claim by whole family,1
reason man turning to religion later in life must be horrifying,1
rwanda is becoming a magnet for chinese money and migrants,0
everyone in bustling chinese parade attempting to elude pursuers,1
poll: americans think gop's iran letter was inappropriate,0
man who enjoys thing informed he is wrong,1
iranian president rouhani jabs hardliners in remarks about protests,0
"disabled prisoners raped, abused, kept in solitary in australia, report says",0
god announces successful test of first category 7 hurricane,1
bartender accused of plotting to poison john boehner,0
surviving miner ordered back to work,1
the true cost of turning on the lights,0
here's a complete rundown of what happened at the second presidential debate,0
man stays up most of night rocking cat back to sleep,1
dea seizes half-built suspension bridge from bogotá to miami,1
biden searching white house one last time for missing pet snake,1
woman decides period over,1
finding comfort in the wake of 9/11,0
fourth-grader drawing big blank on which year 9/11 terror attacks occurred,1
data technician by day a data technician by night,1
"trembling, pallid rnc attendees undergo second day of firearm withdrawal",1
why did you have to wait until i resigned to let me know you appreciated me?',0
young performer jade pettyjohn of nickelodeon's school of rock is in new film with katee sackhoff,0
scientists put sleep-inducing power of agribusiness today into pill,1
man breaks out dating boxers,1
murphy brown: still on the air?,1
pursued drunk driver crafts brilliant 'don't stop' plan,1
cnbc: 'anyone who owns a suit can come on television',1
perky optimist brings joy everywhere she leaves,1
wedding couple does lightsaber duel instead of first dance,0
"the truth about politics: mo' money, mo' problems",0
global political crises boil down to two words: fossil fuels,0
bad to the bone' to be used in film,1
ny governor assigns investigation into eric schneiderman abuse allegations,0
the wsj's long record of protecting polluters,0
asians most likely to be charged for espionage in u.s.: report,0
cambridge analytica whistleblower admits last few weeks at work have been awkward,1
samantha bee rips nra-beholden senators with spoof halloween costumes,0
donald trump says he'll do interview with univision's jorge ramos,0
budget cheat day lets government splurge on anything it wants once a week,1
oakland artists take on gentrification as tech boom threatens their city,0
this may be holding you back from repairing a broken relationship,0
"after decades of effort, chemists overseas report 'nano' breakthrough",0
target pulls all sponsorship from publicly ignored syrian conflict,1
city offers free pot for the poor,0
report: ants having some kind of party inside crack in pavement,1
trump's mini-surge,0
nfl team spends days hiding 'fresh prince of bel-air' lyrics in cryptic tweets,0
new low stooped to,1
8 things guns compensate for (besides your penis),0
stormy daniels has an actress doppelgänger,0
rush limbaugh tucks shirt back in following animated flat tax rant,1
australian parliament gathers to discuss dwindling hemsworth reserves,1
animals keeping impending earthquake to selves,1
boehner vows to leave successor with clean slate,0
letter of recommendation reused for eighth intern,1
starting college: a guide for parents in 2014,0
academy calls possible effect of trump's ban on foreign nominees 'extremely troubling',0
surfer finds ring 35 years after he lost it,0
sci-fi film presents vision of future in which women never speak to each other,1
acknowledging the past,0
7-year-old transfers friend's obituary onto silly putty for posterity,1
entire nation pitches in to save yosemite,1
autopsy reveals subject was still alive when autopsy began,1
nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar,0
woman-owned businesses on the rise in afghanistan,0
undercover fireman infiltrates three-alarm blaze,1
remainder of ross ice shelf now in smithsonian freezer,1
hotels with height: the world's ten best treetop stays,0
"outrage erupts over report that mark wahlberg made over 1,000 times more than michelle williams",0
clinton becomes first president to clear 18 feet in pole vault,1
study: 30% of people who quit smoking relapse after shakily raising cigarette up to lips when agreeing to turn state's evidence,1
mom sentenced for encouraging boyfriend's sex assault on baby,0
"the best food processors, according to amazon reviewers",0
psychiatrists deeply concerned for 5% of americans who approve of congress,1
aol acquires time-warner in largest-ever expenditure of pretend internet money,1
deceased souls backed up at river styx ferry crossing during underworld transit strike,1
study finds older dads may have 'geekier' sons,0
hollywood diet secrets fall into non-celebrity hands,1
russian president: saber-rattling is counterproductive with north korea. it's impossible to scare them.,0
fda launches food awareness month to get americans interested in eating,1
these photos show the beautiful side of being 'marooned',0
area dad suspicious of car parked across street,1
me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview,0
"for dreamers who endured the horrors of joe arpaio's arizona, our work is not done",0
everyone on flight annoyed by screaming kid rock,1
freshman asks new roommate not to hide masturbation from him,1
man feeling guilty about chowing down at 9/11 museum café,1
new poll finds 74% of americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems,1
"obama spends wednesday doing some urgings, some callings on",1
cameraman finds sole black person in studio audience,1
is early reading a problem?,0
pro-life demonstrator clearly using image of subway chicken enchilada melt on anti-abortion poster,1
biden hands out loose gt cola can to unexpected trick-or-treater,1
"black and blue: on being black, female and depressed",0
facebook vows not to hand over users' medical records to government,1
watch live: jen kirkman discusses her new book 'i know what i'm doing and other lies i tell myself',0
clinton hopes to clinch nomination in california,0
pier 1 issues formal apology for rattan death march,1
the lesson of harvey and irma: an animal's best ally is its community,0
chinese general slams japan and the u.s. at security meeting,0
"after watching katy perry crash a wedding, you'll wish she came to yours",0
bank of america introduces new $50 underdraft fee,1
golin ceo fred cook to head usc's center for strategic public relations,0
huffpollster: california's democratic primary looks closer than ever,0
"in the face of systemic racism, south asians must not keep silent",0
the world's oldest living cat has died,0
me decade' celebrates 35th year,1
museum of television and radio acquires rare 'caroline in the city' episode,1
we got the exclusive look at hillary's dnc speech notes,0
westminster dog show finalists form elite iditarod team,1
lingerie made for queer people? now there's a boutique for that,0
determined circle of friends diligently traces back how they got onto this conversation topic,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 5,0
meow-nisota' all ears for internet cat video festival,0
looking through the glass ceiling,0
united flight diverted after dog loaded on plane by mistake,0
family knows better than to fall for mom's little bullshit speech about no presents this year,1
man's streak of getting great parking spot ends at 37,1
a new generation of small farmers is emerging in atlanta,0
national enquirer turns on michael cohen,0
mike trout really is the most valuable player in all of baseball,0
game of thrones' producers reveal series moved beyond show's written script halfway through current season,1
college senior holding out hope that internship will lead to class-action lawsuit,1
living life with mindfulness and love,0
how this 65-year-old is beginning a new chapter with parkinson's,0
room scanned for something to sell on ebay,1
marqkria lost 260 pounds: 'my motivation came from wanting to take control of my life',0
first draft of paper inadvertently becomes final draft,1
the norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants,0
"donald trump promised ten of these things, guess which one he actually did",0
"there, like, 6 cop cars outside",1
jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada,0
palestinians starting to play on less uneven playing field,0
report: tv teens 15 times more likely to crack wise than real teens,1
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
u.s. appeals ruling against trump's revised travel ban to higher court,0
rewriting nepal: 2014 is marked by sparkling english-language debuts,0
"joe stevens: queer culture, female roots and making music as a trans man",0
bubble boy' finally comfortable in his own skin,0
canadian-iranian professor hospitalized after months in iranian jail,0
video relaunches investigation into death of man held by chicago police,0
man has absolutely no clue how old anyone he knows is,1
area man willing to give up any of muslims' rights necessary to feel safe,1
the atheist and the nun,0
read the full text of sally yates' letter opposing donald trump's muslim ban,0
area man absolutely determined to use wheelbarrow this weekend,1
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
florida police warn public against taking law into own hands unless it's that law specifically designed for you to do that,1
teen jumps on whale shark like it's nbd,0
unconsciousness faked to make anesthesiologist feel better,1
nation's sexual degenerates impatient for gay marriage slippery slope to kick in,1
woman who's been on the pill for years thinking about switching to new set of debilitating side effects,1
big banks' mortgage units -- still failing customers -- face new restrictions,0
the voice' contestant records 'love letter' to kim jong-un,0
an art project over 40 years in the making lets people walk on water,0
texas bill would allow obs to withhold information from pregnant women,0
friend from college wasted no time becoming white-collar professional,1
study: good porn still hard to find,1
poland passes law that eu says threatens country's democracy,0
news van driver sick of helping anchors move,1
interior department aims to slice section from endangered species act,0
women film themselves on a double date and one dude ruins it,0
republicans argue whether obamacare repeal-and-delay strategy will work,0
trailblazing colleague makes historic contact with people who work on other floor,1
"mexico makes a 'risky' last-ditch attempt to save the vaquita, the world's smallest porpoise",0
"convention-goer removes name tag, vanishes back into world of anonymous hilton orlando guests",1
yankees affiliate: timing of blue lives matter day an 'unfortunate coincidence',0
adorable tiger cubs turn into fearsome big cats over course of 1 year,0
montana gop candidate owns stake in company accused of paying off isis,0
tv viewer relates to totally unbelievable character that could never exist in reality,1
jennifer lopez's name is jennifer lopez again,0
this is not your grandma's first brexit,0
alton sterling protesters remind you what america keeps forgetting,0
jeb bush wants to cut all energy subsidies,0
cold anger in restless times: the growing movement for racial and social justice,0
bp pledges to continue being huge profitable corporation,1
man surrounded by loved ones feels awkward being only person dying,1
sónar festival offers more than you might expect,0
tucker carlson's bizarre rant over lauren duca,0
nephew surprised by how much bigger aunt has gotten since last year,1
ira glass tries to explain 'this american life' at high school reunion,1
haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson,0
"area man sends message to 3,600 friends asking what they're up to tonight",1
national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep,1
night out consecrated with opening exchange of high-fives,1
bags under tommy lee jones' eyes causing him neck problems,1
"in a devastated puerto rican landscape, getting by on tenacity, patience and the kindness of neighbors",0
"almost half of world heritage sites are threatened, report finds",0
lingerie made for queer people? now there's a boutique for that,0
hillary clinton drops into detroit as democrats get nervous about black turnout,0
disgusted robert mueller eats 2 20-piece chicken mcnugget meals in one sitting in attempt to get into trump's mind,1
neighborhood busybody reports sound of gunshots,1
study: marriages between perfectly matched couples should still only last about 15 years,1
samsonite releases new roller wallet,1
man just walked into best buy for no reason whatsoever,1
woman shows hairstylist example of haircut she wants,1
fbi: 'you know you're desperate when you're asking the american people for help',1
christina aguilera deeply offended by plate of iceberg lettuce,1
jared kushner received his security clearance: reports,0
obama's aunt sends him article mentioning united states,1
jeb bush bungles several questions on first day back at home,1
sarah michelle gellar thinks it's time to stop asking for a 'buffy' reboot,0
mirena releases new 10-blade intrauterine sperm shredder,1
"boys in chairs: my first time, 11 years later",0
was ryan gosling first choice for people's sexiest man alive?!,0
rare shark accidentally caught by fisherman,0
john kerry says that the u.s. will have to negotiate with syrian president bashar al-assad,0
finally something economists can agree on: trump's debt talk made zero sense,0
mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar,0
discrimination against print-on-demand books is out of touch and bad for the environment too,0
naïve detective suspects fair play,1
elderly man can't wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories,1
great barrier reef experiences its worst coral die-off,0
st. vincent will direct film adaptation of 'dorian gray' with female lead,0
do trump voters continue to support repeal of obamacare?,0
man born to party dies partying,1
kushner frantically searching desk drawer for bold solutions to today's most pressing issues,1
jaws of death used to stuff woman into burning car,1
"men, boys separated",1
a millennial perspective on concur's new app center,0
17-year-old snowboarder wins united states' first gold medal in pyeongchang,0
po' boy $12,1
"james foley, missing american photojournalist, beheaded by isis",0
donald trump's lawyer claims president was never told about son's russia meeting,0
bernie sanders endorses tom perriello in virginia's gubernatorial race,0
i didn't just scream',0
police seek suspect in series of random later hostings,1
donald trump gets brutally mocked over latest white house ousting,0
three escaping legislators shot from senate guard tower,1
trump shaping general election strategy with team of most trusted erratic impulses,1
feedback taking too long to be positive,1
"how to beat the winter blues, according to top experts",0
5 ways to get rid of summer weight gain,0
morning after morning after pill re-impregnates guilt-ridden women,1
businessman goes home for the holidays to network with family,1
republicans poised to retain control of senate,1
inspirational poster kitten falls to death after 17 years,1
bill o'reilly on cliven bundy: 'be careful who you partner up with',0
crowd outside white house hoping to catch glimpse of president naked,1
study finds over 5 million birds die annually from head-on collisions with clouds,1
white church protected from fire by god,1
1 dead after southwest airlines flight suffers engine failure,0
old hollywood portraits capture stars in candid moments between takes,0
"win a $10,000 mall of america dream shooting spree!",1
jk rowling had a brilliant response to fan who said she 'can't see' dumbledore being gay,0
mitt romney frantically running around ohio smiling and waving,1
"missing puppy headed back to worried owners after 2,400-mile road trip",0
here's what gop voters thought about the second debate,0
incredibly daring man swims to hawaii's lava with a selfie stick,0
just area man's luck,1
humane society worker secretly glad to see nippy dachshund put down,1
cameron crowe to release only soundtracks,1
modest isis leader credits promotion entirely to drone strikes,1
"cubs fans cautiously optimistic after jake arrieta throws 8th no-hitter, team scores over 30 runs for 12th consecutive game",1
watch bill murray turn march madness to gladness once again,0
repopulation of africa begins,1
texas executes 393rd guilty prisoner,1
mark zuckerberg's senate testimony predictably led to memes galore,0
the one thing i 'force' on my kids,0
the first 'assassin's creed' trailer levels up video game movies,0
much-criticized media vows to return to softball tactics,1
abc announces ellen will come out in every episode,1
danny cortez is a dangerous man,0
minnesota state fair in posters,0
berkeley campus on lockdown after loose pages from 'wall street journal' found on park bench,1
"suspect reportedly arrested over explosives sent to washington, d.c. area",0
humiliated man discovers embroidery on his jean pockets,1
different from the norm: 12 unique hotel stays in nyc,0
lionel messi says kobe bryant was the reason he got into basketball,0
scientists find human vocal cords developed over millennia to lower voice when speculating on acquaintance's sexual orientation,1
desperation grips haiti as it struggles to rebuild yet again,0
local christian sees parallel to your situation in bible,1
"chuck e. cheese's announces new lower prices, but the restaurants will be dirtier",1
trump orders help for chinese phone-maker after china approves money for trump project,0
stupid man overshadowed by louder stupid man,1
ferguson protesters target black friday sales,0
interim cia director assures nation he engages in no sexual activity whatsoever,1
taylor swift now dating senator joseph mccarthy,1
mark zuckerberg recalls coming up with idea for facebook after seeing dopamine-addicted lab rat starve to death,1
unpaid internship a really great experience for local company,1
george and amal clooney's support for florida shooting survivors gets oprah's backing,0
"son discovers dad's welcome back, kotter spec script while cleaning out attic",1
republicans should worry about losing the house,0
report: gap wider than ever between ultra-rich and reality,1
which roadtrip movie character are you?,0
houses of worship explore creative designs to serve people with disabilities,0
activists: syrian warplanes bomb isis training camp,0
ed sheeran once got 'hammered' and hit justin bieber in the face with a golf club,0
"jimmy kimmel can't soften daca opponents, even with a cute baby",0
here's your 10-piece winter capsule wardrobe checklist,0
turnout lower than expected for gala central african awards,1
paul ryan's attempt at being a relatable 'emoji guy' backfires,0
kim kardashian reveals how she thinks robbers planned her attack,0
donald trump leads by 20 points. here's why he could still lose.,0
new spiritually correct doll lets children show where and how jesus touched them,1
hilary swank and brother goof on wine tasters in hilarious prank,0
ice agents hurl pregnant immigrant over mexican border to prevent birth on u.s. soil,1
jennifer aniston and justin theroux spend valentine's day in paris,0
dad straps baby to steering wheel and spins him around,0
michael moore rips 'so-called president',0
etiquette tips for celebrating graduations,0
"all-american ticket hails from alaska, panama canal zone",1
u.s. senate backs massive increase in military spending,0
the narco-terror trap,0
several injured by accidental gunfire at waldorf astoria wedding party,0
educated bigot that much more terrifying,1
st. louis mayor has sad little plan for turning city into high-tech hub,1
offbeat squirrel in park garnering cult following,1
north carolina's governor finally admits he lost the election after alleging voter fraud for a month,0
trump nominee kathleen hartnett white ignores climate change in her own backyard,0
more cats made,1
post-rachel: what rachel dolezal taught us about race,0
tormund and the hound singing could melt the night king's icy heart,0
upset woman forced to re-sigh louder,1
"we just can't back donald trump, 30 former gop lawmakers say in letter",0
grandfather tries to make first fall as cool-looking as possible,1
doris duke & norton simon: kindred spirits a world apart,0
trump accidentally fires off 'boring mike pence' tweet during vp speech before he can stop himself,1
jessica simpson's adorable daughter adorably heads to pre-k,0
stranger pugs' is the greatest thing to happen to the internet,0
bush determined to find warehouse where ark of covenant is stored,1
safeguarding america's health system from sabotage,0
trash bag taped over broken southwest plane window,1
sudanese youths go wild for great taste of any food whatsoever,1
tim kaine forced to drink ipecac after eating sheet of 'i'm with her' stickers,1
if this report is true' to be repeated 5.7 billion times today,1
"dem rep. totally nails why congress is falling short on gender, racial equality",0
why it's hard to be a woman,0
"senate votes near unanimously for russia, iran sanctions",0
wednesday's morning email: trump shakes up top staff,0
yahoo back on top after purchasing millions of 13-year-old girls' blogs,1
artist starving for a reason,1
woman getting stood up on first date got all drunk for nothing,1
"trump threatens to veto spending bill over border wall funding, then signs it",0
"i don't fit into any of corporate america's little boxes,' says single, 18-to-36-year-old hispanic female with brand loyalty to tom's, chobani",1
study: every 10 seconds a skyscraper window washer falls to his death,1
secretary pretty sure vending-machine guy is that uncaptured serial rapist,1
seedless watermelon coming to grips with fact it'll never be able to have kids,1
dolphin spends amazing vacation swimming with stockbroker,1
the perfect break-the-fast dishes for your yom kippur buffet,0
out-of-style woman still has last season's body issues,1
tearful trump admits nato alliance closest thing to friendship he's ever had,1
colorado gun restrictions upheld by federal judge,0
portia munson talks color and empowerment at frieze,0
ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 23,0
world's worst person decides to go into marketing,1
kellie pickler hilariously misses the buzzer in celebrity 'family feud' fail,0
ben carson calls transgender military members a distraction,0
"world's 22,000 polar bears forced to share last remaining iceberg",1
thousands take to the streets to demand resignation of nicaraguan president,0
fetish only realized after watching wife drown,1
man falls asleep at intersection. what cops say happens next is pure florida,0
springing into may/charitable & cultural catch-up,0
governor too embarrassed to say which state he leads,1
adele celebrates 'titanic'-themed 30th birthday,0
inside: america's love affair with neurotic jewry,1
john ashcroft silences reporters with warning shot,1
watch obama get a little nostalgic after his final state of the union,0
"man pulling in $1,000 per month has nerve to complain about minimum wage laws",1
every new yorker found murdered,1
airport security pig finds concealed truffles,1
helen mirren paid tribute to prince with a purple dress and a fake tattoo,0
report: smart car terrible for doughnuts,1
conservatives revise history to discredit trump inauguration protesters,0
"please, i'll tell you everything,' whimpers rick gates after mueller threatens to send him back to white house",1
the 'gilmore girls' revival is best when it talks about grief,0
huffpollster: most americans support a pathway to citizenship for unauthorized immigrants,0
man flirting with girl at party can't wait to be informed she has boyfriend,1
"doctors are getting more engaged in the gun violence debate, but it's not rocket science",0
resolute congress passes second amendment again,1
senator's myspace top 8 all corporations,1
russell westbrook with the classic off-the-back-of-the-defender buzzer-beater,0
hillary clinton: 'young girls should have an equal opportunity to one day feel power coursing through their body',1
sheryl sandberg's mit commencement address clearly references personal data of individual graduating students,1
bush calls incumbency key issue of campaign,1
new financial report finds economy invincible forever this time,1
lung cancer: saved by the scan,0
american horror story' releases three torturous teasers for season 6,0
undercover fireman infiltrates three-alarm blaze,1
scientists theorize what would happen if they touched a cloud,1
"seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized",0
jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood,0
aclu sues trump administration over voter fraud probe,0
report: make it stop,1
medical professionals fact-check 'grey's anatomy' sex scenes,0
nipple of baby's bottle pierced for authenticity,1
an open letter to parents struggling with discipline,0
nation's older brothers recommend not being such a little bitch,1
usc insists lori loughlin's daughter was admitted solely based on socioeconomic background,1
"elon musk says he's sold 10,000 flamethrowers through his boring co. website",0
time to kick turkey out of nato,0
the greatest -- muhammad ali --  dies at 74,0
"transgender heroes, yes!",0
literally every sentence in this ted cruz quote is misleading or false,0
karl rove ensures republican elected as student body president,1
romney promises any pennsylvanian who votes for him can have ann romney for one hour,1
8 reasons to travel this year,0
sharper image vows 'we will be undersold',1
tesla's robot-snake will charge your car and give you nightmares,0
goldfish dying to be petted just once,1
"the shining' is now 'the chickening,' so be afraid and chicken",0
why i don't want my kids to be happy,0
hbo announces 'game of thrones' not coming back this weekend,1
both parties seem to be having a change of heart about federal power,0
breaking: mrs. nichols also daniel's mom,1
depressed businessman takes 16 power naps a day,1
this immigrant teaches sewing skills to empower refugees,0
sharing recognition in a selfie era: #teamnocancer,0
nation's women fantasize about some future election that isn't absolutely pivotal to their well-being,1
self-defense instructor simulates attacker right down to erection,1
pekingese really letting self go since winning westminster,1
"how to apply lipstick, even if you're a total spaz",0
spineless democratic senator caves to demands of sick children,1
mississippi bans soft drinks smaller than 20 ounces,1
the end of the road,0
early stage threesome forming in corner of party,1
guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office,0
desperate fossil fuel interests seek to undermine clean energy choices in communities of color,0
heaven adds guardrail after fifth angel plunges over edge,1
"what it's like to become a brand new dad, in photos",0
disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis,0
3 questions every company should be asking before making a new hire,0
"after dark: one-half nelson, artist and nightlife personality",0
an invitation to do something about the environment,0
houston residents begin surveying damage of 200 years of unchecked worldwide industrialization,1
what do kids need to know about race?,0
can this man save detroit public schools?,0
artists explore the many influences of ebony and jet magazines,0
alcohol unfairly blamed for local man's impaired judgment,1
out of sight': 360-degree film series on diseases the world ignores,0
gina haspel recalls having to torture more prisoners than male colleagues to prove herself,1
bernie sanders blocks obama nominee to lead fda,0
technophile has coolest junk drawer ever,1
there's no good excuse for the racist impact of michigan's medicaid proposal,0
mother constantly worried about son stationed on u.s. military base,1
"german luftwaffle chain offers waffles, overwhelming air superiority",1
pope francis beats confession out of uncooperative catholic,1
could quincy jones be any cooler in this new fashion campaign?,0
"dallas ebola nurse slams hospital, claims they used her for pr",0
"most men are clueless about how to dress up, says new survey",0
caitlyn jenner responds to ricky gervais' golden globes jokes,0
history is made as rams officially sign michael sam to 4-year multi-million dollar contract,0
military prosecutor: senate report on cia interrogation program is accurate,0
"herculean effort, astronomical expense lead to photo of whole family at disney world",1
teen choice awards honor cory monteith with posthumous surfboard,1
it's time to indulge in some friday food porn,0
sinclair takes a swipe at cnn with misleading 'fake news' video,0
"fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people",0
corporate merger renders thousands of coffee mugs obsolete,1
tea party plans to recruit more coloreds this fall,1
watch: gop hopefuls can't answer 'just one question': would you have invaded iraq?,0
entire office clamoring to be introduced to coworker's parents,1
gallup pollster forced to cut off another gop voter's enraged rant in order to get to next call,1
sexual assault survivors' rights act of 2016: 'our nation's laws stand firmly on the side of survivors',0
switzerland passes u.n. inspection after erecting fire escape on matterhorn,1
"emergency responders working to dislodge commercial jet from thick, polluted cloud over new delhi",1
justin trudeau is king of the political sock game no more,0
this d.c. restaurant just sued trump and his hotel for unfair competition,0
silence on black female victims weakens fight against police brutality,0
"fewer words about sex, food and documentaries",0
let the past be your teacher,0
florida gets four more years of rick scott,0
obama: black lives matter activists have legitimate concerns,0
beyoncé's mom was afraid white people wouldn't 'get' coachella performance,0
10 corners you should never cut when planning a wedding,0
black panther' success will help fund boys & girls clubs' stem centers,0
gop operatives aren't so sure that trump even wants to win,0
guy in suit handling newspaper like a pro,1
giant bass hates having picture taken,1
former patriots and chiefs tackle ryan o'callaghan comes out as gay,0
crank caller keeps jerking local news team around,1
mentors we don't realize exist,0
these epic 360-degree photos will make you feel like you're on vacation,0
one way to make college worth it: help students feel like someone cares about them,0
first amendment experts warn facebook banning infowars could set completely reasonable precedent for free speech,1
baseball icon david ortiz slams trump for anti-mexican attacks,0
report: half of all americans probably should have thought of that before they opened their mouth,1
al qaeda chief calls for more kidnappings,0
you might want to cut back on the soap,0
stephen colbert explains the conspiracies against donald trump in 1 nsfw diagram,0
impressive new honda inspires john mellencamp to write song about japan,1
fan disappointed to learn l. ron hubbard scientologist,1
more than a third of people shot by lapd in 2015 were mentally ill,0
"mike pence's nfl 'stunt' in indianapolis may have cost taxpayers over $88,000",0
alumni magazine tiptoeing around campus shooting,1
hundreds protest in st. louis after ex-cop acquitted for killing black man in 2011,0
will puerto rico be the prequel to global post-climate change dystopia?,0
"someone recut the 'elf' trailer as a thriller, and it's terrifying",0
english professor suddenly realizes students will believe literally anything she says,1
obama always freaked out by people standing above him smiling whenever he signs bill,1
fearful americans stockpiling facts before federal government comes to take them away,1
white castle plundered by turks,1
dad locks into elaborate chess match with lawn mower salesman,1
area wildcat a real wildcat in the sack,1
rudy's america,0
jimmy kimmel hilariously rebrands hatchimals as 'disappointimals',0
"trump's problems aren't going away: despite conflicting testimony, americans will believe comey has told the truth",0
rewriting nepal: 2014 is marked by sparkling english-language debuts,0
people really like kanye's new song 'real friends' because it's really g.o.o.d.,0
how police chaplains help departments cope with officer deaths,0
the late show' confirms there's an anti-trump protest for everyone,0
cecily strong responds to 'weekend update' change,0
greg hardy unapologetically denies domestic abuse allegations,0
mike pence struggling to reckon with vision of prophet muhammad revealing that vp destined to become next president,1
"mlb players yordano ventura, andy marte die in separate car crashes",0
a wrenching new ferguson documentary asks: how can we start a revolution?,0
"this labor day, thank your local health care workers",0
publicist schmoozes wife into sex,1
"well-meaning mouse wouldn't really call self a 'pest,' per se",1
housefly fondly recalls losing virginity on rotting pile of ground beef,1
stripper surprised she only talked to 2 homicide detectives today,1
breast implants found to cause problems in laboratory mice,1
"taraji, kerry and mary j. redefine squad goals in new apple commercial",0
poll shows many americans agree with hillary clinton that women and men should be paid the same,0
sprint's new long-distance relationship plan offers decreased minutes each month,1
art object purchased at office depot,1
"if the us wants arabs as partners, we must treat them as such",0
"chuck grassley introduces donald trump at rally, but does not endorse",0
donald trump's supreme court would overturn roe v. wade,0
man can't decide whether to give sandwich to homeless or ducks,1
library of congress completes destruction of 70 million works deemed culturally insignificant,1
bill o'reilly tearfully packs up framed up-skirt photos from desk,1
dog mauls owners after they tried to dress him in sweater: police,0
levi's factory implicated in cruel treatment of denim cows,1
95 killed in rush for free flames in nigerian tanker fire,1
see how well you know the news with huffpost's headline quiz on google home,0
sunday show hosts hit back on trump administration's lies,0
"hubble space telescope finds men from venus, women from mars",1
turkey clamps down on mine disaster protests as death toll reaches 301,0
"audio experts confirm whiny, irritating noises in secret recording devin nunes",1
skeletons and ancient gold coins found during pompeii excavation,0
new omnigrain cheerios made with every existing grain on earth,1
donald trump goes after wsj 'dummies' for criticizing his debate performance,0
scott baio wants donald trump to 'relentlessly attack' hillary clinton,0
pregnant cancer patients shouldn't terminate or delay treatment,0
how to break your internet addiction,0
mandatory unisex golden globes uniforms keep focus on stars' work,1
"poll: 99% of human beings would prefer big, slobbery hound dog pope",1
watch: need to feel bad?,0
wsj reporter: trump may have reneged on border wall deal to hold on to campaign issue,0
14 reasons why pharrell williams is definitely a fashion icon,0
song and dance for leprosy education,0
whole museum visit spent feeling guilty about moving on from paintings,1
pope condemns islamic state terrorism in christmas message,0
harvey weinstein and the danger of performative 'wokeness',0
the walking dead: season 5 finale blasts full afterburners!,0
why is the self-defense narrative so powerful for gun owners?,0
"dwayne 'the rock' johnson saves puppy from drowning, melts our hearts in the process",0
charlize theron welcomes second child,0
harrison ford begs agents to just let him die now,1
"this trans supermodel was outed in the '80s, lost everything and became a pioneer",0
"romney requiring potential running mates to write 5,000 word essay on favorite things about money",1
economic stimulus check burned for warmth,1
bipartisan senate duo push justice department for briefing on michael flynn,0
joe biden tries to tamp down house dems' anger over deportation raids,0
christie's auctioneer throws in sketch of a horse he did to see if anyone bites,1
couple starting to feel like they just don't have any tv shows in common,1
tom hardy goes from real-life hero to movie supervillain,0
human skeletons found under nyc's washington square park,0
nra starts up their shit about what would be even greater injustice,1
pan' fails to take flight at the box office,0
report: friend's apartment not nice enough to be asking people to take off shoes,1
aging at home: does it have to be an uphill climb?,0
our stylish new year's resolutions,0
"huffpost hill - can hillary clinton give out 600 snow shovels, meet with a bunch of rich lesbians and have it all?",0
the democrats' race back to the future,0
cardinals host going-away party at pope's favorite vatican city dive bar,1
ernest belamide's gps guide on managing stress,0
college accepts safety student just in case top choices don't work out,1
costa rica's green energy feat shows hope for the planet,0
man unsure how to expose self to woman he likes without coming off as a creep,1
hillary clinton and bernie sanders vie for california's support,0
net neutrality supporters to protest at verizon stores nationwide this week,0
"spring must-haves for cool, curvy girls",0
cat's whiskers a little much,1
courtroom artist clearly infatuated with bailiff,1
chilling report details myanmar's horrific campaign against rohingya minority,0
new polls increase fears that midterm elections will be won by wave of politicians,1
powerful senate committee concludes russia tried to sow chaos in 2016 elections,0
donald trump: pulse attack 'wouldn't have happened' if 1 person had been armed,0
bus rider clutching head in pain completely ignored,1
experts warn number of retirees will completely overwhelm scenic railway industry by 2030,1
obama family adopts 44-year-old portuguese water man,1
terminally ill serpent renounces symbolic ties with evil,1
nostalgic hope hicks barely recognizes young woman on white house id badge,1
birchbox founders reveal the best and worst business advice they've ever received,0
elizabeth banks posts aca-amazing 'pitch perfect 2' cast photo,0
"would you buy a 1,433-pound meteorite for $1.1 million?",0
friday talking points -- the knives come out,0
"long before the shooting, roseburg and its college were one",0
why email is microsoft's secret weapon,0
entire facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings,1
gay pride: are black gay men proud?,0
what grieving widow needs is a day at the spa,1
"bumble bee tuna celebrates 10,000th supermarket circular cover",1
nation gets really tired all of a sudden,1
seaworld whales demand 10 percent chum increase,1
tom brady does not want to talk about his 'good friend' trump's gross comments,0
washington post offers non-subscribers 10 free articles to fact-check per month,1
song crafted in the deepest pit of hell wins big at grammys,1
curses!' shouts fist-shaking meals on wheels ringleader as trump cuts off gravy train,1
archaeologists apologize for murdering last remaining neanderthal in fit of crazed bloodlust,1
84-year-old veteran graduates college with summa cum laude distinction,0
cop crashed cruiser into ditch after this owl attacked his head,0
rupaul is getting a star on the walk of fame,0
"supermodel stephanie seymour arrested, charged with drunken driving",0
40 years on the fence,0
"bush posts classified ad for 90,000 troops",1
keep the change: the beads that bought manhattan,0
the groundbreaking queer comedy series 'take my wife' is back,0
asparagus recipes that taste like spring,0
container of recyclables emptied into trash,1
fda: everyone needs to induce vomiting right now,1
people really like kanye's new song 'real friends' because it's really g.o.o.d.,0
"facebook, google and whatsapp plan to increase encryption of user data",0
trevor noah mockingly praises trump's 'right racism' of 'pocahontas' slur,0
what not to do during an interview,0
mcdonald's fights world hunger with new triple-decker burger,1
jyothi rao: on threads of authenticity,0
this is the first u.s. school to allow marijuana for disabled students,0
bruno mars takes home coveted 'least threatening artist' award at 2018 grammys,1
bernie sanders just tweeted the most evergreen response to cbo score,0
7 full podcast seasons for your holiday binge-listening pleasure,0
"los angeles train hits car on tracks and derails, 21 hurt",0
most latinos don't believe they need to be able to do this to be latino,0
ronda rousey eerily predicted how she would lose,0
"chrissy teigen 'gasps' at cardi b song calling for threesome with her, rihanna",0
suspect cleans up real nice,1
5 ways to enjoy your engagement,0
taylor swift unveils even darker persona with new single 'skullfucking maggot shit boyfriend',1
mexico says drug boss guzman narrowly evades capture,0
"sun myung moon funeral to be all weird, sources report",1
stanley introduces new sawed-off hot glue shotgun,1
breakthrough procedure allows parents to select sexiness of child,1
pacific ocean quarantined after contact with carnival cruise ship,1
"america not sure it will have enough revulsion and horror left for cabinet, court appointments",1
heidi cruz gets a boost in new york from trump 'nastiness' backlash,0
deadline for prior user to remove clothes from dryer extended 5 minutes,1
naked man sleeps and drinks whiskey on subway (nsfw),0
report: only 20 minutes until introverted man gets to leave party,1
why i didn't reveal i'm deaf in my online dating profile,0
5 spectacular april getaways,0
mtv blurs out controversial extended middle finger,1
look: iconic jean company introduces gay pride line,0
attention carnivores: meat 'sushi' wrapped in bacon can be yours,0
person of interest gets away from george zimmerman,1
thursday cry moved up to wednesday due to scheduling conflict,1
sotomayor to add ballistics expertise to already deadly supreme court,1
"jennifer lopez billboard music awards 2015 gown is super see-through, obvi",0
ice agents feeling a little hurt that trump doesn't think they're doing enough to terrorize hispanics,1
"fumbling, inarticulate obituary writer somehow losing debate to christopher hitchens",1
price-gouging pharma ceo takes over cancer company,0
pink gets real about the 'most humbling' part of parenting,0
"desperate parents of abducted nigerian girls lose hope in government, turn to u.n.",0
the techno-colonialism of facebook and cambridge analytica,0
pope francis renounces papacy after falling in love with beautiful american divorcee,1
"girlfriend just wants to have low-key, laid-back valentine's day fight this year",1
marvel's top directors want lgbt superheroes to save the day,0
trump place' apartments ditch their name after residents protest,0
enda: the nightmare scenario in which gopers push a bad bill that gay groups dropped,0
trump ignores journalist's 'are you a racist?' question after honoring martin luther king jr.,0
elementary schoolers depressed after getting look at voters filing out of gymnasium,1
98% of babies manic-depressive,1
nation excited for some insane k-pop shit during opening ceremony,1
an exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts,0
trumpism enters schools when school officials become the bullies,0
beyond the classroom: experiencing technology innovation up-close-and-personal at sxsw,0
area man uses 'big buck hunter' score to determine ability to drive home,1
"the 'roseanne' revival catches up to our thorny political mood, for better and worse",0
man's family rises to record-high fourth priority,1
former congresswoman reflects on fighting sexist bullshit in the '90s,0
area man marks territory on bench with sweaty thigh outline,1
why the teacher walkouts sweeping the country are a feminist issue,0
seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach in time,1
weird debate viewer using tonight to inform herself about candidates' policy stances,1
aide interrupts event to inform bush about 10th anniversary of 9/11,1
"the whiteness break — focusing on ourselves, solidarity, healing and trust",0
soaring with the washington ballet's noche de pasión: the tango soirée,0
philip morris: 'please talk to your cooler children about cigarettes',1
pilot uses gps tracker to draw picture of a plane... with a plane,0
new ronco food exposer spoils food overnight,1
report: if earth continues to warm at current rate moon will be mostly underwater by 2400,1
naked leadership,0
smart earplugs aim to improve your sleep quality by taking noise-blocking to the next level,0
"not snowing over here, man on phone reports",1
"rest in peace zeus, world's tallest pooch",0
kelly rowland's favorite tips for expecting moms,0
missing kazakhstani nukes turn up in manhattan,1
republican congressman tells cub scouts he'll support trump 'no matter what crazy things he says',0
steve wynn steps down as rnc finance chair amid sexual harassment allegations,0
missed call from dad at 9 a.m. strikes terror into area man's heart,1
calvin harris handles taylor swift joke like a pro while accepting award,0
why i no longer dream of having it all,0
shark attack claims life of some guy on tv,1
parents fighting about who's unhappier,1
local senior brutally folded in craftmatic adjustable bed accident,1
"purritos = cats, burritos, the internet. all our favorite things",0
fireflies almost salvage man's shitty day,1
aide interrupts event to inform bush about 10th anniversary of 9/11,1
chris christie neglects new jersey woes while hinting at 2016 presidential run,0
ted cruz jokes about hillary clinton sitting in federal prison,0
new census study finds that 40% of u.s. population is filler,1
newlyweds regret saving sex for marriage,1
everyone outraged catholic priest did that thing everyone jokes about,1
laura jane grace talks with fan about transphobic assault in the punk community,0
patrick stewart looks distraught in hideous musical christmas hat,0
the surprising way your name can give away your age,0
fans shocked after marie kondo reveals she has been dating untidy cupboard for past 6 months,1
myth of white supremacy is now out in the open,0
parents debate: should you send your kids to camp?,0
john kerry breaks leg in bike crash,0
jeb bush: i misjudged the intensity of gop voters' anger,0
new york prepares for protests as grand jury reviews eric garner's death,0
women's prison riot feels gratuitous,1
"natalee holloway, osama bin laden celebrate 5-year wedding anniversary",1
group of good-looking people all headed toward same place,1
wall street journal' reintroduces nudes after failed yearlong experiment,1
"not merely 'anti-trump,' the resistance seeks to re-normalize america",0
kate hudson's matthew mcconaughey impression is spot on,0
"area man, woman each have thorough list of why they should break up on standby",1
used-bookstore owner rises from chair,1
family' groups blast boy scouts' decision to allow trans kids,0
charles barkley attempted to ride scooter like georgia state's coach,0
what we call uber drivers has huge implications,0
antonin scalia's death just cost this company $835 million,0
controversial christian faction believes jesus was nailed to two parallel pieces of wood,1
four black trailblazers on how they are empowering communities of color,0
the beverly hills hotel and the dangers of keyboard activism,0
brutal cold does not factor into man's decision to stay inside for two days straight,1
marilinda garcia wins gop primary in new hampshire,0
mother's little angel just made fun of classmate's weight for 30 straight minutes,1
obama considering appointing an ebola 'czar' to lead u.s. effort,0
man running aimlessly with olympic torch for past 3 years,1
"chrissy teigen knows what we want, keeps giving it to us",0
secret deodorant debuts groundbreaking transgender ad,0
jamie crying,1
top snake handler leaves sinking huckabee campaign,1
"isis and boko haram are teaming up for terror, official says",0
large mirror brought out onto oscars stage gets resounding 6-minute standing ovation,1
images show that saturn's north polar region has changed color,0
rupaul is reinforcing the very thing his show is supposed to rebel against,0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
what it takes to land a book deal,0
report: what you just said reminds man of thing he'd rather talk about,1
oscars gift bag includes 3 ipads streaming telecast in attempt to shore up viewership numbers,1
let's celebrate this olympic chest bump fail,0
uc davis chancellor linda katehi placed on leave over claims of ethics violations,0
pro-choice gop senators keep voting for trump's anti-abortion judges,0
mom brings home little plaque that says 'family',1
santa obliges dad of sleeping boy by snoozing on camera,0
"disabilities act was 'life-changer' for millions, but new legislation needed to move forward",0
team obama's last gasp for middle east peace explained,0
podcast a cry for help,1
raccoon crushed to death by garbage truck hits jackpot with reincarnation,1
pregnant ellie kemper isn't into strangers touching her stomach,0
senate passes 3-year highway funding bill,0
inside: the fetish photography of german chancellor helmut kohl,1
top ten best-selling ebooks -- week of march 21,0
what msnbc gave up when it gave in to a right-wing smear campaign,0
a digital magna carta between two doors,0
staples threatens to fire staff for working more than 25 hours a week,0
poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates,0
"beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students",0
"help has to be on the way now,' thinks syrian man currently being gassed",1
50 cent ordered to pay additional $2 million in sex tape case,0
man recalls simpler time when he only masturbated to still images on internet,1
rare rossini and hot jazz at caramoor,0
true detective' fan develops elaborate theory he will be let down by season finale,1
"tales of presidential transition woe, with the associated press",0
concerned text from mom ​gleefully ​mocked like ramblings of village idiot,1
huffpost hill - please clap: 2016 nearly over,0
donating -- is it the american way?,0
aides trying to talk trump out of sending associates to break into watergate office complex,1
embarrassed brett kavanaugh can't believe he wore handmaid costume on same day as protesters,1
study finds blame now fastest human reflex,1
trip to office kitchen hastily altered to trip to bathroom to evade despised coworker,1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
hobby lobby still covers vasectomies and viagra,0
obama's sxsw appearance coincides with open carry protest,0
everyone unaware how much freshman doing keg stand secretly misses his parents,1
first-generation american's job taken by his father,1
10 of illinois' safest cities,0
banning one racist fan doesn't fix red sox racism,0
this video of kids recreating 'how i met your mother' is legendary,0
watch weightlifter celebrate olympic bronze with an epic backflip,0
spreading the gospel: asian leaders wary of saudi religious diplomacy,0
group of friends chanting 'shots' make compelling point,1
the 'pitch perfect 2' super bowl trailer is aca-here,0
the role dreams play in our daily lives,0
this 83-year-old man just starred in his first porn,0
health inspector repulsed by restaurant's customers,1
"jane lynch covers 'anaconda' -- yes, really!",0
senate does equifax a favor as a former executive is charged with insider trading,0
mozambique devises national plan to end child marriage,0
woman who drinks 6 cups of coffee per day trying to cut down on blue light at bedtime,1
house republicans are getting uncomfortable with donald trump's stance on executive overreach,0
pitbull mix only bites off half of toddler's face,1
to serve and to keep: responding to pope francis' call to become protectors of creation,0
wwii veteran reunites with his long-lost love after 70 years…on skype!,0
billcosby.com now somehow most eerie site on entire internet,1
aziz ansari offers donald trump simple advice on combating hate crimes,0
what?! fish can't be organic?,0
breakup doesn't seem to have changed relationship,1
oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate,0
mitch mcconnell is your doctor now,0
"mayonnaise, black forest ham to share top billing in upcoming sandwich",1
k-y introduces new line of jam,1
mariah carey and nick cannon reunite for the holidays,0
white house warns syria against launching another chemical weapons attack,0
gop congressman urges self-rationing of health care after obamacare repeal,0
"fed: 'if jobs are meant to be with us, they'll come back on their own'",1
report: increasing number of u.s. toddlers attending online preschool,1
jerky boys accidentally prank-call last remaining fan,1
family hesitant about sinking another 40 grand into repairs of dilapidated old grandma,1
mitch mcconnell marvels at the judicial crisis he created,0
"facing fbi bank fraud investigation, bernie and jane sanders hire lawyers",0
get lost in these seven cities,0
trump's budget would be devastating to poor victims of domestic abuse,0
planned parenthood targets vulnerable gop senators with $2 million ad campaign,0
"americans need to know trump's endgame for syria, duckworth tells constituents",0
bp ceo: 'we deeply regret the tragic loss of $4.5 billion',1
bag of potatoes desperately searching for dirt,1
donald trump and paul ryan meet in hopes of mending divided party,0
sex scandal sinks klemke reelection bid,1
here are the americans who believe in the miracle of donald trump,0
howard dean: democrats shouldn't just oppose everything donald trump proposes,0
"the u.s., cuba, and strategic foreign policy",0
new york giants release josh brown amid horrifying abuse revelations,0
chief justice roberts putters around house all day in gray sweat robe,1
rick santorum blames absent dads and broken homes for mass shooters,0
"thomas piketty and fear of the ""full francais""",0
the invisible generation,0
employer totally botches job interview,1
panicked newborn didn't realize breathing would be on apgar test,1
candice patton of the flash talks about meeting the fans! part ii,0
mo'nique know she look good,1
minotaurs the new vampires' says publishing executive desperate to find new vampires,1
"despite social liberalization at home, saudi arabia continues to promote islamic radicalism abroad",0
nation's fourth-graders continue to trail nation's fifth-graders,1
john bolton insists iran likely harboring dangerous terrorist osama bin laden,1
"study finds humans' greatest swing in mood occurs between leaving office for lunch, returning afterwards",1
bernie sanders praises john mccain: he's 'a no bullsh*t guy',0
"real life ""twister"" kills 117",1
14-word diet stretched to 200 pages,1
london mayor sadiq khan to be joined by huffpost editor-in-chief lydia polgreen at sxsw 2018,0
man too deep into sentence to avoid saying word he can't pronounce,1
new 'phone book' raising serious privacy issues,1
dionne warwick remembers bobbi kristina brown,0
republican senator asks if trump is recanting his oath of office,0
local tcby has missed past 2 logo changes,1
report: nation spends $50 billion annually to get kids excited about things,1
fixin's added to food pyramid,1
obama takes part in town hall on gun violence,0
what to give your very good dog this holiday season,0
bleary-eyed coworker up all night generating more work for you,1
jon huntsman accepts post as ambassador to russia,0
bayer offers to buy monsanto for $62 billion,0
man with food in beard saying something about climate change,1
why i no longer support israel,0
shanghai family sick of eating chinese,1
whitney houston lifetime movie casts its lead,0
the late show' unveils spoof halloween-themed trump merch,0
pants attempt to convey what owner can't,1
barnes & noble staffers mock orson scott card crowd from back of room,1
hillary's last ditch effort - the final speech,0
jukebox pretending oasis cd too scratched to play,1
this notre dame football walk-on was just surprised with scholarship,0
"content could be hotter, more social",1
facebook built censorship tool to appease china expansion,0
conceiving our chosen family,0
man arrested after attempting to breach cockpit during flight to honolulu,0
harry potter' tops facebook's '10 books that stayed with you' meme and no one is surprised,0
nation letting itself have few moments of celebration before returning to horrifying reality of violent extremism,1
"going against the flow: diana paredes, ceo of suade",0
loophole in curse lets archaeologist off the hook,1
sweeping new labor reforms allow foxconn employees to work in inhumane conditions from home,1
"mechanic stole city bus because he was late for work, police say",0
man at very top of food chain chooses bugles,1
unidentified yowling animal in carrier apparently named kiwi,1
how to give yourself a pep talk in 3 easy steps,0
baby boring,1
"this week in world war i, january 3-9, 1915",0
report: majority of americans experience profound sense of dread when asked to name favorite music,1
historical archives: to be sold - tri-cornered shoes,1
oscar pistorius swears bloody cricket bat from different murder,1
nasa relaunches astronaut jim lovell to 'finish the job',1
marine biologists train highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage mid-size aluminum goods supplier,1
"meet sparkle, the 2-year-old who's your next style crush",0
confounded pollsters admit there no way of predicting mercurial behaviors of beguiling female vote,1
some fucking guy at warner bros. wondering what shooting of 12 means for ticket sales,1
afi docs: where policy meets art,0
casual drink with acquaintance actually first move in elaborate chess game to get hired at united.com,1
golden years spent in brass urn,1
new blog piece on woody allen to settle everything,1
it's a girl for christina aguilera!,0
army commander depressed after reading facebook comments on latest raid,1
a pennsylvania house race embodies the fight for the future of the democratic party,0
pop stars to consolidate,1
teen scores awesome oral cancer poster,1
these photos of abandoned places around the world are real creepy,0
bill gates finally getting into radiohead's kid a,1
lin manuel miranda and ben platt join forces for ultimate broadway mashup,0
weeping tim cook spotted screaming for help at steve jobs' tombstone,1
nfl player avery williamson wears 9/11 cleats despite threat of fine,0
"after one realizes methadone clinic nearby, behavior around city block makes sense",1
ryan seacrest catches up with 'captain phillips' star maersk alabama on red carpet,1
dollar store has great deal on fig nortons,1
mo'nique know she look good,1
how the deportation crackdown is hurting immigrant victims of crime,0
conservatives urge facebook users to use american flag filter to fight against rainbow pics,0
"who wrote the beatles hit ""twist and shout""? the amazing story of bert berns",0
terry jones - could have at least manned up and burned one koran,1
tylenol releases new black bile gel caps for people with unbalanced humors,1
this water bottle for bikes turns air into water as you ride,0
bernie sanders to discuss gun law with parents of aurora shooting victim,0
electoral college does what it was either designed to do or explicitly designed to prevent,1
winston churchill's grandson introduces a new nickname for donald trump,0
transportation secretary calls for $200 billion in funding to repair nation's rickety wooden bridges,1
nation hoping 'the newsroom' ends before trayvon martin storyline,1
embed routines and rituals (principle no. 5 of the 7 principles of personal effectiveness),0
man swells with shame after entering zip code into girl scout cookie locator,1
chained pen yearns to visit rest of bank,1
north carolina community takes on anti-muslim activist,0
two conferences spotlight the muslim world's struggle to counter militancy,0
tom snyder returns to the sea,1
tv show under fire for depicting murder,1
why congress should 'fix nics' and reject the nra's so-called concealed carry 'reciprocity' bill,0
nation finally ready to look at more sidewalk drawings that look like big holes but are actually just flat,1
man waiting to see how few more decades of racial violence play out before taking action,1
"nation's still-undecided voters: 'help, we can't get our car seatbelts off'",1
kerry captures bin laden one week too late,1
we got the exclusive look at hillary's dnc speech notes,0
united states sends laos bill for 80 million undetonated bombs still left in country from vietnam war,1
yngwie malmsteen officially changes middle name to 'fucking',1
local moviegoer enjoying movie so far,1
the one thing that really was better when we were kids,0
puerto ricans hoping this year's hurricane season will blow some infrastructure back in place,1
blade runner 2049' is even better than the original,0
stormy daniels' lawyer taunts trump: michael cohen will 'fold like a cheap deck of cards',0
"atheists join hindus, vegans, satanists in asking for state capitol monument",0
area woman fulfills dream of becoming writer by getting job at bookstore,1
people are freaking out over chris pine's hilariously weird lookalike,0
treasure hunters discover wreck of 18th-century carnival cruise ship,1
james comey to testify he told trump he wasn't under investigation (udpate),0
brooke shields put to sleep,1
christmas tree still sitting on curb outside rockefeller center,1
boy stops worshipping dad at record age of 3,1
report: nation getting out all its aggression during monthly calls to wireless provider to fix service,1
white house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning,0
look: we asked you to show us what you're thankful for... and the responses are beautiful,0
man knows unsettling amount about nationwide age-of-consent laws,1
weak little man asks for help,1
trump accidentally fires off 'boring mike pence' tweet during vp speech before he can stop himself,1
that cheesecake sitting on the table: what if it accidentally fell into your mouth?,1
company encourages women who have been sexually harassed to come forward with resignation letter,1
hillary clinton eviscerates donald trump in her best speech yet,0
nostalgic man can still remember time when billboard advertised 'red 2',1
"someone replaced train sounds with screams, and it's genius",0
ben affleck and matt damon's company to add inclusion rider to all films,0
"historical archives: a brief ""bring-you-up-to-date""",1
how donald trump united liberals and conservatives on abortion,0
georgia election worker assures black man ballot scanner supposed to sound like shredder,1
new financial report finds economy invincible forever this time,1
family' pundit makes bizarre and offensive link between robin williams' death and 'ex-gay' therapy,0
"repealing net neutrality will help spur innovation,' announces face of ajit pai blaring from every computer screen in nation",1
nation begs disaffected youth gravitating toward neo-nazism to get high and play xbox instead,1
"drake's dad just released a music video and damn, it's smooth",0
more latinos seek citizenship to vote against trump,0
gay pride: are black gay men proud?,0
hydraulic press squeezes the life out of a bowling ball (and other stuff),0
the interview' has made $31 million in online & vod sales thus far,0
early humans finally drunk enough to invent dancing,1
kitchenaid unveils spring-loaded toaster that allows rad high schoolers to grab breakfast in midair while leaving house,1
network programming dominated by surreality tv,1
woman 'dragged' from west virginia hearing after listing lawmakers' oil and gas donors,0
thing that got area man a laugh to be done repeatedly for next 12 years,1
87% of man's memories shame-based,1
federal law enforcement officials unveil new food-crime equivalency ratings,1
millions of policy proposals spill into sea as brookings institution think tanker runs aground off crimea coast,1
gorilla won't stop saying 'gorilla' in sign language,1
trapped mexican bakery staff bake hundreds of loaves for harvey flood victims,0
"fear of being alone, ticking biological clock wed in beautiful outdoor ceremony",1
"area man secretly tired of exposing his big belly for friends to slap, yet knows no other way",1
brad pitt sidelined 6 to 8 weeks with red carpet toe,1
increasingly horrified man listens to self explain what he does for a living,1
sexually transmitted zika highlights brazil's rampant inequality,0
boehner delays leadership elections with gop in turmoil,0
whiteness history month' stirs up controversy at oregon college,0
mom posts photos from travel ban countries to show we're more alike than different,0
ewww! was that a bugnado on texas weather radar?,0
number one way to not forget your child in the car? be more present,0
"rick moranis to star in straight-to-video release honey, i shrunk some more shit",1
antonio french: darren wilson seemed 'remorseless' over michael brown killing,0
"jim morrison foundation awards $50,000 grant to little shit who thinks he's a poet",1
"hatchet man' suspect could have ties to murder of teen hikers, police say",0
aquarium touch tank lets kids pet water in natural environment,1
key gop senator will oppose donald trump's arms deal with saudi arabia,0
npr's new format to feature soft-spoken white guys,1
nra visits colorado police evidence room to check up on rifle used in planned parenthood shooting,1
chagas disease: a 2014 world cup yellow card,0
katy perry shines bright like a diamond,0
you can just push shit in back seat out of way,1
this artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist,0
"paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker",0
"aaron hernandez, ex-patriots star, convicted of murder",0
exploring letters from himmler,0
6 of the best-designed marijuana shops across america,0
mötley crüe signs sexual-harassment guarantee,1
amy schumer says she 'would have loved to come out of' goldie hawn,0
earthquake kills 54 rescue workers' weekend plans,1
crowd at trump rally realizes they've been chanting 'we are frightened and helpless' for last half hour,1
treasury department releases new 'monsters of the silver screen' $20 bill,1
"rice krispie treat eaten in 8"" x 8"" square",1
health officials confirm second case of plague from yosemite,0
nation's pregnant women announce discovery of comfortable sitting position,1
apple co-founder steve wozniak ditches facebook after data scandal,0
explosive report says usa swimming covered up hundreds of sexual abuse cases,0
sandra bland swallowed or smoked 'large quantity of marijuana' in jail: da,0
megyn kelly: it's time to 'get comfortable' holding powerful men accountable,0
new louisiana abortion law requires fetuses be given jazz funeral march through the french quarter,1
juan gabriel wins first ever latin grammys three months after death,0
new documentary reveals secrets behind an exxonmobil disaster,0
how i finally stuck to a meditation schedule,0
senile senator allowed to believe he solved immigration crisis,1
history teacher has unusual favorite president,1
watch two gay cowboys get intimate in this steamy new music video (nsfw),0
errant keystroke produces character never before seen by human eyes,1
area woman lovingly lint rolling cardigan as if tending to prized stallion,1
huffpollster: california's democratic primary looks closer than ever,0
"stock market 'best since 1928,' say investors",1
couple at point where they're comfortable using toilet at same time,1
rain-drenched cat announces it ready to stay inside and be part of family,1
that guy from that one show spotted with the girl from the shampoo ad,1
"he made the ultimate sacrifice,' trump tells military widow about scooby-doo putting up with scrappy-doo",1
an open letter to parents struggling with discipline,0
"area man busts his ass all day, and for what?",1
black man given nation's worst job,1
"man throws brisket at woman during beef at bbq fest, police say",0
man who encourages child's destructive id referred to as 'good with kids',1
wedding experts say engagement ring should cost at least three diamond miners' lives,1
report finds poor often hit hardest by 18-wheelers,1
recapping the women's college advantage,0
why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback,0
trump promises government will continue to fund all essential mar-a-lago staff during shutdown,1
obama kicks off 2015 with shave ice in hawaii,0
85 percent of u.s. cole slaw remains uneaten,1
recipe for a great mom: reflections from one outnumbered male,0
koch network spent nearly $400 million in 2015,0
single mother hogging 2 jobs,1
"men, boys separated",1
elder women as agents of change,0
the shame game,0
proof that apple watch owners are desperate to convert you to their side,0
"seinfeld nears streaming video deal, yada yada",0
mark zuckerberg continues to insist facebook could not possibly have influenced election,0
gop throws all financial support behind one candidate,1
toby keith struggling to come up with rhyme for ahmadinejad,1
"chili dog, cheddar fries caught in area beard",1
"binge-drinking, promiscuous sex good for you, says 'new orleans journal of medicine'",1
big wave surfer breaks his back in harrowing wipeout on video,0
these hilarious 'hacks' for organizing your kid's bookshelf are spot-on,0
wither the democrats?,0
huge lottery jackpot tempting all but the most rational,1
fox news guest blames liberals for inner-city violence,0
daily meditation: divine dance,0
the birth of a nation': a century later,0
these cities want the country to focus more on access to preschool,0
gay comptroller tired of being referred to as 'that gay comptroller',1
huffpost pollster - polls and charts,0
obama encourages staff to 'stay on offense' in final year,0
khloe kardashian rocks out with mason disick,0
back to dock' voted most popular destination among current rowboat passengers,1
historical archives: two feared dead in near-by child-birth,1
"lions, zebras, giraffes run off cliff shrieking en masse as shadow of melania trump's jet passes over savanna",1
"after 10 months of bitter struggle, downstairs neighbor masters 'jumpin' jack flash'",1
depressed wolf blitzer locks self in situation room,1
beyoncé will reportedly join coldplay for the super bowl 50 halftime show,0
mom and dad take hilariously relatable back-to-school photos,0
happy mother's day to the moms leading the fight for trans students,0
amsterdam tourist can't find 'kind bud' in phrasebook,1
"one day this will all be yours,' says buzz aldrin while showing great-grandson around moon",1
comic-con fan guesses he enjoyed 60-minute panel of silently masturbating alan moore practicing sex magic,1
moviegoer manages to sneak candy past teenage usher earning $7 an hour,1
is the media selling or telling: how perception management works in israel's war on gaza,0
another reason why cutting pollution is essential to future generations,0
the peterson farm bros' beef with chipotle (part 4): the definition of ethical behaivor,0
new ultra-realistic xbox game has users press b repeatedly to make character breathe,1
your dog died,1
swollen rex tillerson spotted rushing to place mouth over leaks spouting in keystone pipeline,1
"how not to hide your pregnancy in an underwear ad, a kylie jenner story",0
in defense of matt harvey,0
nbc cancels csi,1
the psychology of color,0
how to make japanese milk bread at home,0
hundreds in hollywood protest rampant sexual misconduct,0
repressed molestation memory not what it was built up to be,1
white house warns syria against launching another chemical weapons attack,0
nursing-home residents mate in captivity,1
different waitress brings order,1
the republican establishment thinks ted cruz can save them from trump. there's one big problem.,0
local woman dies of lost cell phone,1
"boeing unveils 40,000-foot emergency slide",1
theater community receives death threats following 'julius caesar' controversy,0
travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage,0
"man forced to reverse-engineer point in midst of meandering, absentminded rant",1
this is the coziest collection from nyfw,0
"news roundup for july 19, 2017",0
nutritionists recommend increasing intake of whatever will earn you free t-shirt from restaurant,1
rupaul's drag race all stars 3' episode 5 recap: the warhol ball crowns one pop art queen,0
the real march madness: slashing student aid,0
watch: meteorologist evacuates during live tornado report,0
what if no one travels anywhere ever again?' wonders panicked transportation secretary,1
anxious gina haspel gives self little pep interrogation in bathroom mirror,1
full-circle friendship rooted in triple negative breast cancer,0
trump terrible 10 -- mooch improved edition,0
adam levine receives promotion to senior lead singer of maroon 5,1
tim kaine stuffs handful of goldfish crackers in ballot scanner,1
area mom convinced 30-year-old daughter would be married by now if she just brushed her hair more,1
breaking: thriller writer jeffery deaver at top of his game,1
fcc passes mandatory garofalo/griffin guest-appearance regulation,1
depositions show donald trump as quick to exaggerate and insult,0
the importance of staring out the window,0
missed connection' ad obviously cheney,1
from the front line against hiv: time to end the federal syringe ban,0
desperate ohio now exploring homeopathic execution methods,1
barber's paunch keeps touching customer,1
man dives haphazardly into conversation like wounded osprey,1
mad lit professor puts finishing touches on bloomsday device,1
pennsylvania republican doubts vote he just suppressed would even have made a difference,1
video platform maturity & how the tech titans are shaping up,0
man sentenced to 3 months probation for 17th-degree murder,1
ed mcmahon endorses another depressing product,1
unattractive man not fooling anyone by dressing well,1
trump's fbi attacks are helping accused terrorists defend themselves in court,0
increasing number of americans unable to point out map,1
harry styles will make his solo debut on 'saturday night live',0
singapore's first female president will be a hijab-wearing muslim woman,0
archaeologists discover fully intact 17th-century belief system in ohio congressman,1
drive-time commute jam-packed with entertainment,1
"putin, erdogan and orban: band of brothers?",0
senate amendment would dramatically improve how doctors treat heroin addiction,0
sen. kamala harris' guide to protesting the health care bill,0
bobby jindal lies to parents about winning gop nomination,1
"fear of being alone, ticking biological clock wed in beautiful outdoor ceremony",1
"florida man killed after standing up for gay friends, witnesses say",0
vin diesel puts on 35 pounds of bone for upcoming role,1
greenspan comes out of retirement for one more interest rate hike,1
lockheed martin executive fondly recalls humble beginning dealing arms out of back of chrysler lebaron,1
my 5×5 plan for the next 12 months,0
texas republicans urge trump-style immigration crackdown,0
senate passes blame by vote of 91-8,1
barbecue chicken panini succumbs to howard-related causes,1
are there really two sides when it comes to political violence in the u.s.?,0
hobby lobby still covers vasectomies and viagra,0
mozambique out of toilet paper,1
gop plan to avoid september shutdown: we'll get back to you later,0
scott walker says he doesn't know if obama is a christian,0
87 killed in violent kerfuffle,1
terri schiavo dies of embarrassment,1
pat robertson says he's against vaccination mandates,0
disturbance of arafat's grave casts horrible curse on middle east,1
nation puts 2016 election into perspective by reminding itself some species of sea turtles get eaten by birds just seconds after they hatch,1
khloe kardashian poses braless for women's health and looks amazing,0
fcc orders net neutrality to end in april,0
"teaching, learning and the college ratings framework",0
police uncover talk-show-guest mill in rural kentucky,1
"expansive obama state of the union speech to touch on patent law, entomology, the films of robert altman",1
"as lebanon, jordan, tunisia end 'marry-your-rapist' laws, where next?",0
new snowden revelation could spark turmoil among nations,0
"body slams, ballots, and belated apologies in montana",0
american airlines admirals club installs two-way mirror for members to enjoy misery of passengers in gate waiting area,1
here's how anti-vaxxers actually sound,0
we're spending less on health care than we thought we would before obamacare,0
machete-wielding suspect shot as he breaks through door in graphic video,0
behind peter thiel's plan to destroy gawker,0
nation's schools to ensure bullied transgender students hide in stalls of bathrooms corresponding to biological sex,1
weird al honors parents' memory with 'tears in heaven' parody,1
rudy giuliani suddenly realizes he's been grinning during entire 9/11 ceremony,1
explosions heard in rural area near aleppo,0
michael j. fox reluctantly fields hoverboard question during parkinson's research benefit,1
an education revolution in one word,0
18 things that whisk us back to the summers of our youth,0
someone edited 'the last jedi' to make a 'chauvinist cut' without women,0
"your father died peacefully in his sleep,' assures hospice nurse who spent past 6 months watching man wither away in agony",1
adam levine proudly displays his 'baby bump' alongside wife in cute instagram photo,0
"god, jesus and the bible: faqs for gay pride month",0
academy to give runners-up detailed progress reports outlining where stars can improve,1
jimmy fallon's #thereisaidit tweets reveal what you'd say if you were donald trump,0
lawmaker running for jeff sessions' old seat is obsessed with 'war on whites',0
27 delicious ways to do a vegan holiday feast,0
khloe kardashian releases first statement since lamar odom's hospitalization,0
how pets can help prevent suicide #nspw2017,0
man's only contribution to house search periodically telling wife he wishes he knew how to help,1
how peter thiel's gawker battle could open a war against the press,0
dan savage takes on ann coulter over transgender bathroom rights,0
ice cream man hopes scott joplin is in hell,1
texas sheriff cracks down on chicken-on-chicken violence,1
a promise to the missing moms,0
american airlines announces it will no longer try to match seatmates by interests,1
"census bureau: 9,000 to 15,000 people work at census bureau",1
fcc assures nation their favorite verizon websites won't be affected by net neutrality repeal,1
"australia is responsible for immigrant children suffering in detention, un investigator says",0
roomba thrown out of home after being caught staring at sleeping daughter,1
blinds and bells: haegue yang's retrospective at the leeum in seoul,0
tina fey is worried about what the internet is doing to society,0
steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched,0
watch taylor swift and zayn trash a hotel room in 'i don't wanna live forever' music video,0
bush to sacrifice own life for good of nation,1
the easiest & cheapest way to update your beauty look,0
"after criticism, cleveland officials to outline convention security plans",0
elizabeth warren: donald trump's presidency 'feels like dog years',0
how to get your engagement ring properly insured,0
the voice' amends rules to allow votes from those who aren't white landowning males,1
ellie goulding perfectly sums up the sheer terror of panic attacks,0
"to fight human trafficking, the budget must protect homeless kids",0
"russian interference had no impact on election, reports website created 8 minutes ago",1
this rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water,0
random uncle's wife crying a bunch throughout grandma's funeral,1
"texas now regretting wasting doses of pancuronium bromide on innocent guys back in 1997, 2000, 2004",1
study: 58 percent of u.s. exercise televised,1
the lgbt activist's question that left ben carson speechless,0
nationwide art project is making space for historic women in all 50 states,0
"unpublished twain autobiography rails against youtube, bp, war in afghanistan",1
to hope again,0
government squandering social security funds on cake,1
alex rodriguez pulls out of world baseball classic because everyone else is doing it,1
archaeologists: egyptian pyramids actually early attempt at camping,1
russians at home and in america expect trump to deliver -- but on what depends,0
"report: only 893,000 news stories to go until 2016 election over",1
gop announces plan to go after obamacare,1
time for a brand new site for israel-palestine peace talks,0
mother proud she raised type of person no one would ever believe would rape someone,1
this congressman's story perfectly illustrates gop obstructionism toward obama,0
parents floored by stranger's kind act following their toddler's tantrum,0
"1 dead, 3 injured in shooting at t.i. concert in nyc",0
"jimmy stewart: 'please god, i want to live again'",1
weather channel destroys breitbart over bs climate change story,0
family assistants are the new nannies — and here's why we're absolutely on board,0
trump solemnly lays wreath at site where he would have died during vietnam war if he weren't rich,1
chloe kim recalls growing up under parents' intense pressure to just chillax and shred the gnar gnar,1
"who urges trump to expand, not repeal, obamacare",0
woman judges cities solely by their airports,1
popeye's sign town's tallest monument,1
man under impression he went down fighting,1
english soccer's out-of-nowhere goal machine,0
distraught man still finding painful reminders of long-gone hoagie around apartment,1
7 new reasons to love wallpaper,0
trumpcare and the gop: legislating cruelty,0
11-year-old declares a debate loser: donald trump,0
man resolves to read the wikipedia tabs he already has open before starting new ones,1
cia left inert explosives on school bus after exercise,0
u.s.-backed syrian militias take back raqqa from isis,0
martin o'malley explains how he'd expand social security as progressives wait on hillary clinton,0
first chapter in history of sino-american war of 2011 already written,1
coworker not nearly as fun drunk as originally suspected,1
"manhattan da swept harvey weinstein sexual harassment under the rug, report alleges",0
here's even more evidence trump is lying about massive voter fraud,0
academy honors retiring daniel day-lewis with small farewell happy hour in dolby theatre kitchen,1
stinging for the fences: bees swarm padres training camp again,0
all the women i have been,0
home-schooled student opens fire on breakfast nook,1
"in a deadly crash, who should a driverless car kill -- or save?",0
victoria and david beckham celebrate 16th wedding anniversary on instagram,0
lady gaga is a rock god on cover of new single 'perfect illusion',0
"george clinton, della reese meet to discuss key hairstyle issues",1
nation's middle class chillingly reappears out of nowhere,1
cnn chief jeff zucker defends hiring ex-trump campaign manager corey lewandowski,0
donald trump expects the media to do what he wants -- because it often does,0
pope beatifies god in important step toward sainthood,1
nation demands more movies where guy reveals he was wearing bulletproof vest,1
obama begins sales pitch on trade to wary u.s. public,0
hotel lobby treated to entirety of child's song catalogue during check-in process,1
polly zehnder-swader's gps guide for unwinding after a bad day,0
sentient couch thinks it would look good over by the window,1
ben carson's message undercut by eyes drifting in different directions,1
attempt to buy gift for boyfriend results in hatred of boyfriend,1
"u.s. government opens special 5,000-acre area where americans can go blow off steam",1
jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling,1
judge aaron persky cleared of misconduct in stanford sex assault case,0
all the best accessories from nyfw,0
another fond childhood memory destroyed,1
desperate gop spotted in south dakota trying to build keystone pipeline themselves,1
nicky romero's ultra evolution,0
a cure for microwave spectrum disorder,0
social media etiquette for weddings,0
"report: thinking about way you look all the time burns 5,000 calories an hour",1
these dogs think they're way sneakier than they actually are,0
"historical archives: facial corsets for ladies, finally",1
new uber update allows users to file lawsuit against company directly in app,1
suspension of disbelief goes unrewarded,1
"news roundup for february 28, 2017",0
"what part of hamas strategy is so difficult for john kerry, joe scarborough and hillary to understand?",0
donald trump's inauguration singer speaks out against transgender bathroom bills,0
"someone threw the 'veep' music over that awkward trump non-signing, and it's fantastic",0
report: more americans relying on grandparents to help fuck up their kids,1
donald trump says he'll cancel boeing's air force one contract,0
boardwalk con men hit hard by sharp decrease in chumps,1
cops write super-friendly letter to wanted woman,0
do we sleep better on the solstice?,0
how racism reared its ugly head after #missuniverse2015,0
shower head snarls like vicious jungle cat before turning on,1
mom's viral video sums up the first pregnancy vs. the rest of them,0
area man bored with all the porn he owns,1
the king of credit card fraud,0
how to spot your future ex-husband on the very first date,0
bill de blasio thinks he's proved his haters wrong when it comes to pre-k,0
upcoming 'red dead redemption 2' expansion allows players to experience story from horse's perspective,1
kim gordon clarifies her comments on lana del rey and feminism,0
political cartoonist's wife finds disturbing nude drawings of uncle sam,1
"un chief urges countries to resettle syrian refugees, but pledges are few",0
"from a fatherless daughter: dads, you're doing it right",0
"after shooting, orlando chefs provide thousands of free meals",0
hillary clinton wins northern mariana islands democratic caucus,0
members of u2 to stare in different directions,1
leaping kangaroo smashes into unsuspecting cyclist in australia,0
justice sotomayor: stop bending the constitution to favor cops,0
retiring teacher moved to tears by surprise flash mob on her last day,0
study finds eating doctor after birth can provide essential nutrients to new mothers,1
"fired police chief, 2 other officers, sue for racial discrimination",0
obama: 'arnold palmer had swagger before we had a name for it',0
nation would rather think about 9/11 than anything from subsequent 10 years,1
report: mom's work friend has no one,1
man filled with gratitude at sight of other customer in nice restaurant wearing jeans,1
linebacker faces suspension for genocide,1
oregon gov. kate brown announces reelection bid,0
college scorecard sandbags equity in higher education,0
"black realness in the mainstream, but is everybody watching?",0
unencumbered by the facts...,0
denzel washington doesn't think hollywood has a colorism problem,0
pence aide encourages candidate to try some more happy-looking scowls during debate,1
study: 82 percent of americans want to run over nathan lane with a tractor,1
nation longing for simpler time of knowing exactly who they wanted to kill and why,1
hail mary! broncos fan sacked by security guard on christmas,0
cnn holds panel discussion to determine if there race problem in america,1
"man allegedly brandishes gun, yells 'all of you should die' to muslim couple",0
new psa reduces accidental staplings by 33 percent,1
new voting booths lock americans inside for 45 minutes so they can consider decision before casting ballot,1
report: lake ice grows safer to venture out on with each beer consumed,1
tom hardy goes from real-life hero to movie supervillain,0
sen. tom cotton thinks 'tough guy' trump is ready to resume waterboarding,0
president trump's loose lips could end his presidency,0
"don't call it flesh-eating bacteria,' say florida officials",0
"el salvador zoo hippo died from poor care, not beating, prosecutors say",0
school principal pauses for applause that never comes,1
"senate hopeful wants to woo black voters with 'kool aid, kfc and watermelons'",0
black father gives son the talk about holding literally any object,1
new program provides depressed americans with suicide assistance dogs,1
secretary of transportation worried he's not living up to legacy of claude s. brinegar,1
nation's moms dance nude around moonlit bonfire to conjure spirit of emma thompson,1
"gunman kills one, wounds four in shooting at german nightclub",0
k-y introduces new line of jam,1
angry voters not soothed by clinton's policy prescriptions,0
nuclear warhead thrilled for chance to finally escape north korea,1
#mewesyria: resistance and hope,0
how a political scientist broke the news of trump's meeting with putin,0
what it means to be a 'dream director' at one of d.c.'s struggling schools,0
this doll aims to empower kids with albinism and dispel harmful myths,0
is this the boat of the future?,0
taylor swift left nashville a long time ago folks,0
guard gives death row inmate every chance to end life before they try new execution drug on him,1
new hampshire' episode 3: how the heroin crisis is bleeding into the primary,0
steve bannon slated to speak at black entrepreneurs summit,0
laura ingraham claims protesting parkland students don't have enough gun knowledge to criticize nicholas cruz,1
rep calls for more than 'moment of silence' in congress for charleston,0
remembering high school,0
bush tumbles wildly down washington monument staircase,1
suspect arrested in connection with college basketball player death,0
everything you need to know about filipino breakfasts,0
10 summer vegetarian mains you must make,0
area mofo announces plans to chill,1
clinton reminds new yorkers she moved there hoping career dreams would work out too,1
biden's handlers suggesting he forget the words 'pink' and 'stink' altogether,1
john legend says it would take a gun to his head to vote for donald trump,0
cat speed-dials ex-girlfriend,1
fox news doctor: ben carson was right about guns and the holocaust,0
touching video shows what it's really like to raise grandkids,0
"professor sees parallels between things, other things",1
with great suit comes great responsibility,1
publicist's single dream in life for nation to have wes bentley fever,1
everyone in friend group drinking solely so they can tolerate each other,1
man who cried himself to sleep last night has some great ideas for growing company's brand,1
twitter is way more brutal than the nfl,0
polite high school football team runs around banner that took hours to make,1
progressive activist group targets vulnerable democratic senators on health care,0
this is when you're most likely to catch the flu,0
america gets set to enjoy month or so of libya seeming like symbol of freedom,1
how a supreme court ruling on abortion could wreak havoc in the states,0
institutionalized rape culture in youth sports: 3 valuable lessons,0
14 workout pants that could pass as real pants,0
american airlines announces it will no longer try to match seatmates by interests,1
mariachi band has no idea your mother just died,1
once upon a festival 2015 is upon us,0
queen elizabeth hoping she dies before having to knight any djs,1
controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes,0
man proud of food he ordered,1
mitch mcconnell pledges to avoid debt ceiling disaster,0
man who said 'yes' to life found with mountain bike at bottom of gorge,1
super bowl ads are a great way to waste money,0
"romney during victory speech: 'man, this is a weak field'",1
roseanne' taping repeatedly interrupted by reporters trying to interview members of white working class,1
ancient gravestone used as battering ram in lightning jewelry store heist,0
ethical hunter throws duck he shot back into sky,1
"now that man has heard about barack obama, he sees references to him all over the place",1
these retro photos of celebrity moms and daughters will make your heart smile,0
15 shot in chicago on sunday,0
south african politician proclaims a 'non-racial' era after vote wins,0
obamacare benefits plenty of people in states donald trump won,0
have obama's education policies weakened the democratic party?,0
"amelia boynton robinson, civil rights activist, dies at 104",0
furloughed bison pour back into national parks after government reopens,1
chris christie emits loud sob as paul ryan asks crowd whether they worse off now than they were 4 years ago,1
the most important game you can play as a parent,0
"confronting isil: the day and decade ""after""",0
jesus was a socialist,0
"watch out, sephora. h&m beauty is coming for you.",0
new prescription fish tank eliminates need for glasses while looking at fish,1
"meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope",0
owls are assholes,1
85 percent of u.s. cole slaw remains uneaten,1
kids sue the government for not protecting them from climate change,0
"a tale of kindergarten hardship, in one little boy's before-and-after photos",0
mom wants to know if you'll be free if she visits 14 months from now,1
"new countries, who's first?",0
white house: no evidence russian air strike killed isis leader,0
clinton campaign airlifts 200 crates of volunteers to wisconsin headquarters,1
gabrielle union on the #metoo movement: 'the floodgates have opened for white women',0
kim davis's anti-gay views are going to cost her state big time,0
mlb season ends over 200 days early after new rules speed up games way too much,1
be on top: amazon best-selling author ryan stewman shares how to elevate sales from personal life experiences,0
newborn soothed by familiar sound of parents' bickering,1
self-conscious panda swears it overheard zookeeper refer to it as 'giant',1
police horrified by grisly remains of taco bell meal,1
"mother given gift basket of soaps, bubble bath hopefully takes hint that she smells like shit",1
"georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else",0
on the road to the emmys with my entourage aka my kids,0
2024 financial collapse passes house 258-159,1
perfect party dresses for your body type,0
florida resort allows guests to swim with miami dolphins,1
sitcom characters still in shock after christmas episode proves existence of santa claus,1
officers fired excessive number of shots at bank robbers: report,0
air wick introduces new piss-scented bathroom diffuser,1
god names rightful owner of west bank,1
why mothers are so special,0
cnn discovers elegant way to call bulls**t on donald trump's bulls**t,0
presidential debate commission anesthetizes audience to prevent outbursts during debate,1
song deemed good enough to put girlfriend on shoulders,1
"michael flynn caught lying about russia talks, reports say",0
sasha obama suspicious after doing a little digging around on benghazi,1
trump eyes fracking mogul harold hamm as energy secretary: report,0
bernie sanders predicts he'll pull off 'one of the great political upsets' in history,0
worker told to have fun operating shake machine,1
flight attendant quietly informs first class passengers where real emergency exits are,1
how real is 'marcomentum'?,0
texas gop chair laments inclusion of gay conversion therapy in party platform,0
joe arpaio revives racist obama birther conspiracy,0
the starks just had a very important reunion on 'game of thrones',0
bill maher calls out republican hypocrisy on 'real time',0
will the trump administration ever acknowledge climate change?,0
attending 'price is right' taping apparently sailors' best idea for shore leave,1
congress establishes bill suggestion hotline,1
u.s. couple who bared butts at thai temple have reportedly been released,0
grab them by the… hand: donald trump's disturbing nonverbal behavior,0
house cat announces plans to just sit there for 46 minutes,1
"nice to meet you,' coworkers tell new employee they've studied online for hours",1
cardi b doesn't owe you anything,0
biggest loser in high school adjusting to being ordinary loser in college,1
palestinians suspicious of al-aqsa surveillance promoted by kerry,0
watch live: actor chris meloni dishes on 'underground',0
naked man mingles freely in locker room,1
beyoncé sculpted in cheese is strangely alluring,0
here's why some black women aren't here for #womenboycotttwitter,0
texas attorney general ken paxton indicted,0
woman ejected from bed in cracker-eating incident,1
tic-tac-toe grandmaster devises brilliant new gambit,1
france votes in first round of presidential election,0
applebee's introduces new 50 appetizers for $250 special,1
"mitch mcconnell has hands, vocal cords removed to prevent self from holding hearing on scalia replacement",1
a (long overdue) letter to donald trump,0
mom on vacation marveling at time difference compared to home,1
faa advises asiana airlines pilot to get back out there after crash,1
the glory days: iv,0
starr taunts clinton with humiliating 'sittin' in a tree' song,1
glenn close 'angry and darkly sad' about harvey weinstein allegations,0
wild leopard enters school and attacks six people,0
"independent spirit award nominee andrea suarez paz: ""i hope to play something impossible""",0
sport and society for arete - rio 2016,0
newspaper formally apologizes to wookiees for a 40-year-old 'star wars' mistake,0
7 trends that offer a snapshot of american religion today,0
bush diagnosed with attention-to-deficit disorder,1
a single mother's truth,0
george clooney beginning to think he should buy his own tuxedo,1
steve wilson on 'the making of gone with the wind',0
5 things i miss most about marriage but never want again,0
"as yahoo roils, martha nelson stays focused on media",0
4 full days of nashville,0
mockingbird imitates car alarm perfectly,1
aging airliner flies out to sea to die,1
kathie lee gifford denies getting sincerity implants,1
goldman sachs announces they're blowing up a nursing home and there's nothing anyone can do about it,1
cruz control: an elitist at liberty university,0
shadow government getting too large to meet in marriott conference room b,1
obama not sure how to handle compliment,1
this disorder feels like 'being awake inside a corpse',0
pope francis packs swimming vestments just in case there pool at hotel,1
scalia goes on abortion bender after being passed over for chief justice,1
la metro's next ceo,0
raccoon crushed to death by garbage truck hits jackpot with reincarnation,1
chance the rapper celebrates the last christmas before donald trump with run-dmc spoof,0
chrissy teigen slams idea she's promoting eating disorders with doritos licking,0
why can't we mourn with muslims?,0
"half the city is burning': hamburg rocked by violent, anti-g-20 protests",0
argentina president's bizarre werewolf mishap,0
new edition of bible specifically mentions second amendment,1
logo in corner of tv reminds man he's masturbating to spice,1
"the feds are going to collect better data on police killings, but we probably won't see it",0
al roker strongly considers retiring from creating the weather,1
brie larson goes full superhero for intense 'captain marvel' workouts,0
kendrick lamar becomes first rapper to win pulitzer prize for editorial cartooning,1
gisele bündchen makes history with a makeup-free vogue italia cover,0
"after dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon",0
dog befriends roomba,1
prince charles warns that the lessons of wwii risk being forgotten,0
dan aykroyd has aykroyds,1
pope starting to suspect bishops getting huge erections during meeting on child sexual abuse might be pedophiles,1
couple's fucked-up presex ritual involves tucking both kids into bed,1
endangered rhino just wishes his horn didn't make people immortal,1
god seeking to crack down on souls smuggling drugs into heaven,1
these photos of real kitchen disasters prove we've all been there,0
30-million-year-old species worried it doesn't have another evolution in it,1
two-faced house guest who didn't need anything suddenly wants glass of water,1
fda approves female-libido-enhancing man,1
hero publicist honored,1
kellyanne conway won't say whether she will report to john kelly,0
goldfish can't stand bowlmate,1
why millennials need to stand out (or what i'd say in a commencement speech),0
27 pompom hats you'll want to hide under when cold weather hits,0
mit physicists split the smithereen,1
midlife obesity may speed up alzheimer's,0
what your relationship has in common with the royals,0
how many of the hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits in the us are in your city?,0
can you hear us now: an ongoing movement to raise the voices of muslim women,0
toni braxton: unbreak my heart' is lifetime's most watched movie in a year,0
"i want to be with someone else,' says woman who must think 3-time hyundai sales leaders grow on trees",1
twitter users call b.s. on donald trump's tweet about mueller indictments,0
money continues to pour in to some undesignated far-off point somewhere,1
mother surprised son needs so much ammunition for first day of school,1
"for america's future, engineering needs to diversify",0
two millennials recreated 'annie hall' with a cast of senior actors,0
10-month-old pug worried upon reaching age when father developed debilitating breathing problems,1
man takes sober moment to reflect on fact that most of meal already gone,1
texas gov. rick perry indicted for wearing hipster glasses,0
children lost and found: the good lie premieres,0
"after the march for science, it's time to get political",0
"after 46 years, yoko ono is finally credited for co-writing 'imagine'",0
obama vetoes republican attempt to repeal parts of affordable care act,0
ex-marine says this rain nothing,1
model railroading a harsh mistress,1
highlighting in used copy of plato's republic stops on page 17,1
psa: these are the places where it's ok to breastfeed,0
metallica board of directors debates whether new riff will have negative impact on shareholder value,1
area dad spends super bowl looking regretfully at son who wasn't allowed to play football,1
macy's concludes thanksgiving day parade with traditional procession of santa's coffin,1
jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever,1
outgoing hhs secretary tommy thompson caught with briefcase full of flu vaccine,1
activist puts two vampire bats in his mouth ... because?,0
"government-publications enthusiast makes pilgrimage to pueblo, co",1
gingrich urges romney to drop out so he can focus on general election,1
police make first arrest in connection to oregon militia standoff,0
"study reveals 93% of americans don't know their congressperson truly, utterly, the way only two souls entwined can",1
"reality, risk & reward: is us kids tv ripe for authenticity and autonomy?",0
woman buys lingerie to spice up bottom of underwear drawer,1
usda rolls out new school brunch program for wealthier school districts,1
nation ready for its din din,1
new apple ceo tim cook: 'i'm thinking printers',1
khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram,0
twitter creator on iran: 'i never intended for twitter to be useful',1
"trump says there's been no russia contact -- of course, much of what he says is untrue",0
thank-you note passive-aggressive,1
watch: mama weasel won't let teeny baby fall behind,0
the world of postsecret' reveals what lurks in the hearts of man,0
researchers announce they don't have heart to reveal what will happen to 1 in 5 women,1
chris christie dreaming about 72-inch springsteen sub,1
"no blue, no green' -- new sylvia earle film shows power of protecting our oceans",0
sri srinivasan: supreme court justice in the making?,0
obama is like that really great neighbor who's moving out,0
we need to treat gun violence like a public health problem,0
every glass in grandmother's cupboard visibly filthy,1
"the public still can't see the eric garner grand jury records, court rules",0
trump calls the health care bill he's been praising 'mean',0
experts refuse to warn of any new health hazards until americans deal with current backlog,1
david allan coe waiting outside to kick your ass,1
steve buscemi to make surprise guest appearance in this article,1
nation's police officers now too heavily armed to go undercover convincingly,1
how has digitization affected my personal life & environment so far?,0
ohio state university attack leaves 11 injured,0
what's next for the chicago bulls?,0
church honors 'dearly beloved' prince by putting his lyrics on sign,0
rupaul's drag race all stars 3' episode 5 recap: the warhol ball crowns one pop art queen,0
do (strawberry) blondes really have more fun?,0
acknowledging our shared history,0
8 ways to recommit to your fading resolutions,0
area woman always has something quirky to do,1
megan fox is white hot on the red carpet,0
scientists confirm first case of zika transmission from article to reader,1
the number of puerto ricans without water grew to more than half: dod,0
dad opens up about the tough conversation sparked by water guns,0
detective not sure he was close enough to partner to endlessly pursue killer,1
"more than 1,300 law professors oppose jeff sessions for ag",0
southern comfort comforts southerner,1
"prog noir and beyond: conversations with tony levin, cactus' carmine appice, jim mccarty, and jake shimabukuro",0
wreckage of cargo ship lost during hurricane joaquin believed to be found,0
area woman thinking about doing that thing where she's mean to other women she meets for no reason,1
what these celebrities have to say about bullying may not be what you're expecting,0
how we should be thinking about russia's role in the election,0
"women in business: mollie spilman, chief revenue officer, criteo",0
apple gave a major shot in the arm to wearable tech,0
spirits in the night,0
masked robber foiled after unfriending victim on facebook,0
kris kobach posted partial social security numbers of thousands of kansas officials online,0
obama faces two unappealing choices on gitmo,0
mom on vacation marveling at time difference compared to home,1
donald trump's epa pick is a leading foe of clean water laws,0
watch this little girl age 80 years right before your eyes,0
watch 'drag race' star milk channel madonna in iconic ad for pop star's new skincare line,0
college student still managing to look like asshole in picture of village he helped build,1
naturist retreat ends in boner,1
relationship tragically enters going-to-bathroom-with-door-open stage,1
here are all the 2017 grammy winners,0
paleontologists: 'we've been looking at dinosaurs upside down',1
create an environment for your ultimate success,0
jeb bush severing 'problematic' connections,0
cheer introduces new higher-priced cheer,1
the ayurveda experience in india,0
frolicking deer actually being driven mad by ticks,1
grandma's only movie watched again,1
furious dianne feinstein demands nsa figure out exactly who didn't endorse her,1
this police department may ban people arrested for crimes from public areas,0
"meet 'teacher,' the futuristic machine that's going to show you how to draw",0
can @jack save twitter?,0
america's least common jobs,0
area man winded after particularly lengthy wendy's order,1
how to grocery shop for lasting beauty,0
the amazing london museum you never heard of,0
will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore?,0
college rape victim pretty thrilled she gets to recount assault to faculty committee,1
pope died as he lived: propped up for public viewing,1
trump-friendly breitbart news rolls over after reporter 'grabbed' by trump aide,0
the all-knowing buddha': a journey to the heart of tibetan meditation,0
dean cain fanpage last updated 8/14/96,1
idiotic tree keeps trying to plant seeds on sidewalk,1
hillary clinton takes a stand against 'subminimum wage' for people with disabilities,0
sweet video honors the amazing work of child life specialists,0
former lovers meet in coffee shop for one last cliché,1
man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips,1
cnn anchor blames french muslims for failure to prevent attacks,0
casual christian accepts christ as his lord but not his savior,1
"jessica biel says son silas definitely takes after his dad, justin timberlake",0
report: nation's ditches overflowing with children of worried parents,1
bar mitzvah transforms jewish boy into elderly man,1
third world disease eliminated with hot-air hand dryers,1
white house official gives lip service to puerto rican debt relief but offers no new deal,0
"obama poll watch -- december, 2014",0
exxonmobil vows lenient treatment for any species that surrenders voluntarily,1
photojournalist spends month in oval office blind to capture images of obama in natural habitat,1
dad clarifies this not a food stop,1
u.s. negotiating mubarak's severance package,1
"trump reportedly called germans 'very bad,' vowed to stop german car sales in the u.s.",0
"new fathers suffer from postpartum depression, too",0
"skydivers perfectly land slip 'n slide from 5,000 feet",0
olive oil in skinny bottle obviously better,1
hotel/restaurant mogul robert earl wants you to be his guest,0
jawa appointed secretary of transportation,1
ryan coogler would love to see a women of wakanda spinoff,0
student loans: america's next financial crisis,0
harris wittels wasn't scared to laugh,0
buoyant force on area object equal to weight of water displaced,1
dietary supplements send thousands to the er each year,0
"hanukkah 2016: dates, rituals and history of the festival of lights",0
"mosquito- and tick-borne diseases have tripled, but the cdc won't say it's climate change",0
jeff bezos gets rave reviews from washington post veteran,0
bachmann says unexplained blackouts from which she wakes up covered in blood won't affect ability to lead,1
xavier dolan is on the run in exclusive clip from thriller 'tom at the farm',0
8-year-old palestinian boy pleasantly surprised he hasn't been killed yet,1
cast of 60 minutes suffers collective stroke,1
"nyc police union chief blames mayor, protesters for police killings",0
shocked dzhokar tsarnaev always thought classmates were really great judges of character,1
books with badass female protagonists: what's your go to book?,0
the 'danish girl' creative team share their experiences with the story,0
man honestly thought breakdown would be more obvious to people,1
"while trump attacks colin kaepernick, the quarterback is donating to meals on wheels",0
mike huckabee resigns from country music board after criticism of his anti-lgbtq views,0
entertainment weekly' critic lets director redo 'sorority row' for better grade,1
unions plot major push after landmark labor ruling,0
hot girl mentions boyfriend three hours into conversation,1
report: voters may have tried to influence '96 election,1
california governor says mitch mcconnell's pro-coal effort 'borders on the immoral',0
patriotic betrayal in the 1960s -- when the cia turned students into spies,0
world war iii with china,0
guys' night out to include several key non-guys,1
how educating a market can grow your small business,0
"obama throws small business owner into seat, tells him to just smile and keep his fucking mouth shut",1
sinclair broadcasting orders local anchors to record bizarre 'hostage' video,0
"donald trump's biggest gop critics are very, very, very sad",0
mercy hospital turns away uninsured patient,1
officials investigating hugh hefner's death suspect foreplay,1
the adventures of young hillary' is what america needs right now,0
"huffpost expands its reporting, video and audio teams with latest round of new hires",0
robert epley's gps guide for self-confidence,0
tape dispensed,1
two years after sandy: addressing the emotional needs of survivors,0
what's damaging about fat-shaming: the last acceptable form of bias,0
how bush was blindsided by trump,0
paramount pictures proudly shelves latest film,1
is america's president a russian asset?,0
ad for drummer personally attacks old drummer,1
man allegedly punches disabled veteran over a service dog,0
the story of brianna brochu reveals the dark current of racism in connecticut,0
partygoer vows to fix keg,1
breaking: drunk teen going 100 mph down slick highway is invincible,1
"this is what super mario looks like without hair, and people are freaked out",0
this '10 things i hate about you' reunion is just too good to be true,0
area woman's hair always wet,1
the crocodile and the scorpion,0
mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight,0
"area liberal no longer recognizes fanciful, wildly inaccurate mental picture of country he lives in",1
son surprised dad knows johnny cash song,1
neil gorsuch vows to interpret constitution using scalia's original intent,1
why peyton manning badly needs to win super bowl 50,0
#badpicturemonday is the hashtag we all should embrace right now,0
"would you pay $5,000 for wine and beer glasses made of cheese?",0
nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives,1
loretta lynch: orlando shooting was an 'act of hate and terror',0
coworkers brought to place of unthinkable intimacy by team-building exercise,1
new study finds earth's core will be most habitable part of planet by 2060,1
grandfather clock does loop-the-loop with pendulum when no one looking,1
colbert mocks 'kellyanne kanye' for his bizarre pro-trump tweetstorm,0
ulysses and the hedge trimmer,0
how your favorite artists might play with thanksgiving dinner,0
"anaheim police chief john welter: 'look, our job is to shoot people'",1
trump doesn't really want you to know that obamacare enrollment just started,0
man just walked into best buy for no reason whatsoever,1
"media figures tout trump's 'presidential' shift, but his divisive policies remain the same",0
marco rubio doesn't have a clue what 'oscars so white' means,0
area mom was waiting in the car for 20 minutes,1
the evolution of cannabis culture in washington d.c.,0
saudi execution of shiite cleric draws worldwide protests,0
the tiger mom tax: asians nearly twice as likely to get higher price from princeton review,0
child at that awkward age where no one cares what he thinks and he's constantly in the way,1
monsanto spin doctors target cancer scientist in flawed reuters story,0
army soldier's lover allegedly stabbed his wife to death: fbi,0
hillary clinton is likely to be the next president of the united states,0
media company looking for ways to get rid of veteran 24-year-old employee,1
determined ant requires second flicking,1
the way to san jose - things to do,0
"aleppo hit by worst strikes for months as putin, assad ignore u.s. plea",0
waymo is quietly winning the self-driving car race,0
marauding gay hordes drag thousands of helpless citizens from marriages after obama drops defense of marriage act,1
viral photo catches alabama cop helping homeless father and son,0
"his name is ahmed mohamed, not 'clock kid'",0
man crushed by lack of filth on q-tip pulled from ear,1
terrifying musical number imagines a world without internet,0
the enigmatic art of josef koudelka,0
"betsy devos says she's 'misunderstood,' then struggles to explain her own policies",0
study: whites to be minority in donaldson family by 2027,1
obama nicks fbi director on clinton emails: 'we don't operate on innuendo',0
breaking: ufos spotted on classy porcelain dinnerware,0
fugitive caretakers allegedly steal wwii veteran's life savings,0
voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election,0
2014: year of the funny women -- record 60 women get last laugh at ny comedy festival,0
obama: i am where i am today because of voting rights heroes,0
4 ways to support farm-to-school policies,0
woman seamlessly transitions from being too hungry to focus on job to being too full to focus on job,1
if we treated other public health issues the way the pro-gun crowd treats shootings,0
nostalgic man can still remember time when billboard advertised 'red 2',1
new law requires welfare recipients to submit sweat to prove how hard they're looking for job,1
30 ways to offend your toddler,0
laughter now exclusively used to mask feelings,1
cow excited to freak the fuck out during solar eclipse,1
"putin will try the, how you say, fried chicken",1
"wilbur and orville wright meet tom hanks: natgeo, pay attention -- this is how it's done",0
how nebraska can return to college football greatness,0
divest or double down?,0
iraqi forces open fire on protesters storming green zone,0
hobnobbing with 'givers' mike gamson and alaina percival,0
elizabeth warren: new chat system lets banks avoid regulation with 'a wink and a nod',0
bill murray slays as the 'bannon cannon' on 'saturday night live',0
conor walton: contemplating higher things,0
piers morgan just pissed off a lot of parents with paternity leave comments,0
6 rentboys tell all: what did the rentboy bust do to the hustler economy?,0
weekly roundup of ebay vintage home finds,0
nation's dads announce plans to trade in the dodge for something with a little more zip,1
chris christie's strange justice,0
guy from sopranos drops by local pizza parlor for free slice,1
study seeks to measure 'scalia-ness' of donald trump's supreme court picks,0
when gender dysphoria compounds body dysmorphia in eating disorder recovery,0
scenes from a drunken huddle of angry white men,0
fleshlighthouse guides weary sailors home to realistic vaginal texture,1
how business leaders can help foster mental health in the workplace,0
ornithologist forced to participate in history channel's 'what if humans suddenly became birds?' program,1
"israel: soldier thought captured is dead, more fighting imminent",0
las vegas review-journal staffers want to know who owns their newspaper,0
yet another high school football player dies as death total piles up,0
rachel maddow blasts benghazi committee as a 'hilarious partisan joke',0
gop voters: 'can we see what it looks like with huntsman and perry again?',1
guinea pig returned for store credit,1
"what you think about, you bring about",0
why i will never carpe diem again,0
fourth tool discovered,1
pope praises jesuit missions in paraguay after apology for church crimes against indigenous peoples,0
45-year-old to help candidate understand youth vote,1
thousands of cheering americans packed into park for ted cruz concession speech,1
study finds all-consuming self-pity best way to win back ex-partner,1
inverted bob added to supercuts arctic vault where hairstyles preserved for future generations,1
8 chic winter looks for pregnant gals,0
former big celebrity finds new career as pathetic former celebrity,1
loud squawking crow forces faa to ground all flights indefinitely,1
ant hoping queen will notice pretzel crumb he got her,1
testing the teacher,0
nation's sleep experts recommend cutting down on strobe light before bedtime,1
facebook offers to freeze female employees' newborn children,1
"to all the meat-loving feminists of the world, riot grill has arrived",0
israel: palestinians given ample time to evacuate to nearby bombing sites,1
new york attorney general examining eric trump charity payments to trump properties,0
unstable man plots to bring guns to schools,1
a look into the nyc that was never built,0
bizarre assemblage of shapes visible through area man's pockets,1
5 ways to make your meetings more positive,0
could quincy jones be any cooler in this new fashion campaign?,0
why lin-manuel miranda will always be a fearless ally of planned parenthood,0
noncompete clause in lease bars tenants from living anywhere else for 90 days after moving out,1
best buy employee going to tell you what he has at home,1
financially struggling trump campaign holds fundraising riot,1
reddit bans page hosting celebrity nudes,0
states trying to defund planned parenthood may be breaking federal law,0
campbell's unveils new tomato soup humidifier,1
coworker wondering if anyone interested in laying bare their physical shortcomings in basketball league this year,1
9 things to make the most out of your high school senior year,0
man with serious mental illness committed to city bus,1
katy perry's 'birthday' music video ruins all birthday parties,0
5-minute hairstyles -- for real!,0
grandma can still feel draft,1
colorado death penalty in focus as massacre trial enters new phase,0
russia today anchor admits spreading 'lies' for putin,0
kidnapping suspect says vaccine's side effects led him to crime,0
3 things you need to know about gut health,0
new mexico store bans 'obama & other muslims',0
frustrated wildfire spends hours stuck in l.a. traffic,1
fuming rachel maddow spends entire show just pointing wildly at picture of putin,1
the one thing that really was better when we were kids,0
"plus-size holiday fashion: tutus, sequins, and standing out",0
we do!' -- episcopalians ok marriage for same-sex couples,0
truck dumps its enormous milk load all over the road,0
"ailing castro begins 750,000 last words",1
grandmother talking big game about being alive next year,1
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"oval office press chaos: 'you guys are getting worse,' says trump",0
the views from this italian city will take your breath away,0
charmin introduces new disposable toilet paper,1
officers of the peace,0
dream vacation turns deadly for area houseplant,1
poll: 89% of illegal immigrants would prefer path to corporate status,1
two-year cellphone contracts are almost dead. here's everything you need to know,0
new orleans adopts $10 cover charge,1
plan to make snacks last through opening credits fails,1
take your kid to work day' results in npr newscast shutting down for full minute,0
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"3 habits highly productive people do every day, even if they're 'too busy'",0
"elderly woman to teeter, quiver",1
justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner,0
democrats weren't invited to review classified documents on fbi informant,0
trump is so toxic that even members of his own party would rather vote hillary,0
hospital comforts patients with new therapy oyster program,1
plan to be more positive off to shitty fucking start,1
what i understood about a father-daughter relationship only after my father passed away,0
cia forced to complete all scheduled torture in one hectic weekend,1
a definitive history of trump steaks™,0
how do conservatives ignore trump's behavior?,0
stranded sailor arrested immediately after his rescue,0
pennsylvania governor: dems can combat trump by getting things done,0
"the prophet of ""jordan's mists""",0
"australia is responsible for immigrant children suffering in detention, un investigator says",0
ramen master defeated by new kung-pao style,1
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excited archaeologists hit mass grave jackpot,1
joe paterno dies in hospital; doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow,1
escape from falluja,0
cities across the west coast are uniting against monsanto,0
you can't study college coaches without looking at the players,0
bruno mars confirms he will funk you up at the super bowl,0
arianna joins payoff to 'reshape' financial services industry,0
pillow that survived man's tossing and turning stares frozen in horror at fallen comrade lying on ground,1
man updates little monologue recited when extended relatives ask how he's doing,1
restaurant's eating challenge rewards any patron who can consume reasonably portioned meal,1
ariana grande performs 'break free' on 'snl',0
"at least 18 killed in large explosion in syria, war monitor says",0
emile hirsch sentenced to 15 days in jail after pleading guilty to assault,0
rick perry experiences overwhelming feeling of clarity and contentment in final moments before death of campaign,1
toddler at that cute age where anything can be projected on them,1
gay men come together to discuss hiv and 'the viral divide',0
wikipedia users surprised nobody's made page for john lennon yet,1
new bailiff tired of hearing how old bailiff did things,1
cnbc: 'anyone who owns a suit can come on television',1
"report: whoa, last person on treadmill ran 8 miles",1
fugitive movie heroine cuts own hair perfectly,1
condoleezza rice drives halfway to airport before realizing she forgot interpreter,1
democrats' surrender on torture is nearly complete,0
head on pike really pulling together castle's look,1
senile senator allowed to believe he solved immigration crisis,1
j.k. rowling revealed to be pseudonym for newt gingrich,1
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republican coma candidate dominates gop debate,1
brazil cities paralyzed by nationwide strike against austerity,0
"we're in this together, you guys,' reports newest member of crunch gym",1
20 reasons you're so lucky to have a big sister (especially as a young woman!),0
u.s. general jealous that syrian army allowed to attack citizens,1
appeals court won't reconsider bob mcdonnell's case,0
movie studio blows whole budget on big-name gaffer,1
"jared kushner claims that russian interference less damaging to u.s. democracy than saudi arabia, nepotism, israel, cambridge analytica, uae, illicit donations, erik prince, bill barr, and financial entanglements",1
man pretty sure he could run this company into ground way better than boss,1
trump speaker warms up crowd with bizarre hillary-huma death fantasy,0
that guy from that one show to make guest appearance on that other show,1
plane delay leaves hundreds whiny,1
the only way to know what neil gorsuch really thinks about gay sex is to ask him about it,0
"too old to drive? think again, google to the rescue.",0
jew-sponsored stock car booed off track,1
bags filled with sand still most advanced u.s. anti-flood technology,1
defensive clinton campaign releases new 'who are you to judge me?' ad,1
gender of person in ronald mcdonald costume unclear,1
heavily starched shirt only thing keeping larry king upright,1
so you want to be an entrepreneur? 4 reasons to think twice,0
9 planet-happy trips to book on earth day,0
perverted measles virus exposes itself to playground full of children,1
out-of-control hand gesture sends bernie sanders tumbling off stage,1
california lawmakers want uc davis chancellor to resign,0
face-reading: an advantage in business,0
fed-up brookstone body-massage chair now only entertaining serious buyers,1
gop candidates fiercely divided over how much voltage border wall should be electrified with,1
family has strict no smartphone rule while eating dinner in front of tv,1
the best teams in sports... 5 years from now,0
supreme court issues 7-1 decision to find scalia's killer,1
star wars news net joins hundreds of publications in condemning trump's attacks on the press,1
trump working hard to pass cruelest health care bill yet,0
comedian saffron herndon is 10 and already killing audiences,0
anthropologists unearth possible missing link between a- and b-list celebrities,1
rand's filibuster two-fer,0
obamacare repeal would knock 10 percent of this state off health insurance,0
tom clancy's death hits cincinnati airport hudson news cashier pretty hard,1
preet bharara: paul manafort may flip to avoid a harsh sentence,0
hugh hefner found dead by live-in peacock,1
stray dad found in lumber section of the home depot,1
ben affleck vs. bill maher: no one wins,0
black man bids tearful goodbye to family before daily commute,1
here's the candidate who could help bernie sanders' dreams come true,0
retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in,1
how americans get duped into buying endangered animal items,0
"report: dad proud of you; he won't say it, but it's true",1
ufc champion jon jones sentenced in hit-and-run case involving a pregnant woman,0
pet's death text messaged,1
hope hicks named white house communications director,0
top 10 college basketball seniors,0
demi lovato absolutely slays cover of adele's 'hello',0
the painful price of aging in prison,0
will trump follow through on guns? he didn't do so on immigration.,0
kit harington walks back comments about male 'sexism',0
"unpublished twain autobiography rails against youtube, bp, war in afghanistan",1
kids in bus accident mocked by kids in passing bus,1
heavily processed food makes pathetic nutritional claims,1
david brooks: obama has a 'manhood problem in the middle east',0
new 'doctors without licenses' program provides incompetent medical care to refugees,1
thin mints exchange hurried farewells as carol enters breakroom,1
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sophie larios' gps guide for a solid night's sleep,0
ryan reynolds reveals blake lively's perfect response to his birthday tweet,0
teen driver accused of livestreaming crash that killed younger sister,0
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david duke gets spot on debate stage in senate race,0
this third grader's advice is all you need for a happy life,0
why is the naacp in bed with donald sterling?,0
roommates still don't know each other well enough to not speak,1
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local laundromat employs social media coordinator,1
images show that saturn's north polar region has changed color,0
zangief blasted for disrespectful celebration after fight in spain,1
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charlottesville suspect might have received tacit support from high-level government figure,1
humanitarians shouldn't have to risk their own lives in order to save others,0
microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms,1
local moviegoer enjoying movie so far,1
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alleged new orleans airport attacker dies in hospital,0
are you an achievment junkie? why it's so hard to stop working so hard,0
john kelly suspects jared kushner of being illegal immigrant after observing he has no skills,1
why progressives are cautiously optimistic about hillary clinton,0
man can't decide whether to give sandwich to homeless or ducks,1
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those we lost in 2011,1
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the midtown men tell it like it is... was... will be (part i),0
learned sage points out that powerball not as much after taxes,1
national trust for historic preservation raises millions to demolish trump's boyhood home,1
man pinned beneath car wondering when adrenaline going to kick in,1
uber has a new service and it isn't helping in 'jimmy kimmel' spoof,0
area man has no idea where to get envelope,1
new york times' bully knocks stack of polls from nate silver's hands,1
report: more americans forced to sell gold pocket watch in order to afford set of fine combs for wife,1
"roommate not seen for, like, five days",1
james franco responds to sexual misconduct allegations,0
kentucky police stop using 'punisher' logo after realizing what it means,0
donald trump says he's 'troubled' by oklahoma police shooting,0
moving forward from charlottesville,0
"new rap song samples 'billie jean' in its entirety, adds nothing",1
hippie will tell you what the real crime is,1
obama camp vows to win neighborhoods where romney staffers are too afraid to go,1
street musician's mother really on his case about practicing his buckets,1
experts refuse to warn of any new health hazards until americans deal with current backlog,1
low-budget film panders just as shamelessly as big studio feature,1
real-life log flume kills family,1
the fallacy of state-coerced marriage officiants: a primer from the military chaplaincy,0
"if hb 4 passes, hawaii will have the weakest sick leave policy in the nation.",0
local senior keeps busy with obituary-clipping hobby,1
"hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform",0
"sweating, suitcase-clutching michael cohen standing on roof of trump tower starting to think helicopter never coming to take him away",1
conservative fury falls on ryan,0
"new hampshire' episode 4: not just for old, white people",0
republicans address income inequality by offering middle class hot stock tip,1
god shuts down andromeda galaxy,1
"shit, friend just said something to obnoxious drunk guy on bus",1
midnight tea party in los angeles on 12/20,0
this is what we call extreme biking,0
obama supporter has perfectly improbable explanation absolving president from blame for scandals,1
oxiclean unveils new stain-removing fabric scissors,1
rudy giuliani just said trump is trying to 'get us back to a free press',0
donald trump cancels press event with black pastors after finding out they're not endorsing him,0
"power plan foes from mars, backers from venus (earth actually)",0
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why donald trump may be good for america,0
iran's writing on the wall: ethnic minorities and others assert themselves,0
prank changes highway sign to reference 'christmas vacation',0
lung cancer: saved by the scan,0
illinois orders mandatory ebola quarantine for high-risk travelers,0
terrified jeb bush beginning to fade from visible spectrum,1
man shares baklava with airline passengers who profiled him,0
god refuses to grant any more transcendent near-death experiences to people who crash snowmobiles,1
congress continues debate over whether or not nation should be economically ruined,1
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how to stop yelling at your kids,0
archaeologists discover first hominid to own tools but never use them,1
sitting inside cardboard box the safest 6-year-old will feel for remainder of life,1
area man clearly came to redbox machine without any game plan,1
woman has boy handwriting,1
what's leaving netflix in may 2016?,0
report: average american worker replaced within 10 minutes of taking vacation,1
lowly mortal opens portal to hell,1
bush lets war widow punch his arm once,1
fifty shades of grey' sequel needs a new director,0
mean girls' director signs on for new comedy,0
women's group uses drones to deliver abortion pills,0
"isis and boko haram are teaming up for terror, official says",0
guy on roof starting to think he might get away with it,1
dad holds best buy salesman's feet to fire with question about hdtv compatibility,1
hayley kiyoko is the unapologetically queer pop star we've been waiting for,0
secret santa' disburses $100 bills in ferguson to help community heal,0
7 clever ways to corral your cords and wires,0
second-person narrative enthralling you,1
woman has few enough friends to consider confiding in sister,1
joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot,0
u.s. life expectancy falls as more people die from illnesses,0
experts reject trump's claim that obama founded isis,0
pregnant jessica simpson pulls out fetus for photo op,1
completely unknown employee begins sending email updates to office,1
justin bieber interrupts performance to scold spanish audience,0
u.s. stock market soars after bernanke's reassuring comments about 'pacific rim',1
monday's morning email: what the global cyberattack could mean for you,0
the fake news pledge and colorado politicians who need to sign it,0
little boy' stands tall,0
scott pruitt defends use of 1st armored division for trip to dry-cleaner,1
steven spielberg joins dc universe for 'blackhawk' film,0
permanent white house staff on edge about the 2016 presidential race,0
fist-pumping jared kushner leaves jerusalem embassy refreshed and ready to solve next global crisis,1
juan gabriel wins first ever latin grammys three months after death,0
buddy sneaks into chest x-ray,1
french prime minister: we are at war against radical islam,0
"oil train derails, spilling crude in columbia river gorge",0
chris christie suggests hillary clinton was to blame for boko haram's kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls,0
guy wearing chewbacca costume torn between seeing 'star wars' and 'the big short',1
dove deodorant's #alternativefacts campaign trolls the trump administration,0
new york times' announces new columnist will contribute nothing to society 3 times a week,1
brad pitt bored with sight of jennifer aniston's naked body,1
registered child sex offenders will soon have convictions noted on their passports,0
report: now sadly the best time in american history to be black,1
my link to muhammad  ali through parkinson's,0
the strange tale of a former putin favorite's fall from grace,0
the false divide between digital vs. traditional media,0
most disgusting towel spends final days relegated to role as bath mat,1
clive cussler realizes latest novel not thrilling 3 hours after sending it to printer,1
how these mayors rise above the stress of their demanding jobs,0
mom makes sure everyone has masturbated before long car ride,1
"this great song, bar sources report",1
republicans are killing this regulation in order to save it,0
mortgage market collapse threatens nation's banner ad industry,1
8-year-old obviously packed own lunch,1
crossing the finish line for kids with cardiomyopathy,0
woman barely jogging,1
hershey's unveils some new chocolate bullshit for you to cram into your fat maw,1
"we're in this together, you guys,' reports newest member of crunch gym",1
autism at 16: cookie monster and the coliseum,0
5 longevity secrets from the world's healthiest cultures,0
i am not your negro' trailer shows the lasting power of james baldwin's words,0
"huckabee sanders warns stormy daniels' disclosures just steamy, sexy distraction from real issues",1
trump boys defend sending saudi arabia plans for cool missile on personal etch a sketch,1
ben stiller peels banana with own feet,1
house condescendingly approves $400 in added stimulus,1
nation's drunk strangers announce plans to agree with anything one another says,1
adult bookstore to enhance shopping experience with café,1
the whitewashing of james brown,0
"we'll be moving shortly,' says train conductor waiting for workers to remove dead body from tracks",1
barack obama 'singing' 'all i want for christmas' is a gift,0
angry veterans use 'snl' to send president trump a serious message,0
officer's life saved when he shoots bullet directly into suspect's gun,0
house of representatives magically switches bodies with senate,1
"if hb 4 passes, hawaii will have the weakest sick leave policy in the nation.",0
samsonite releases new roller wallet,1
don't roll out the red carpet for vietnam's autocratic leader,0
taraji p. henson announces memoir 'around the way girl',0
world leaders react to news that donald trump will be next u.s. president,0
area woman's safety net braces for another impact,1
what it takes for a poor black kid from chicago to earn a college degree,0
carolina panthers coach ron rivera has charlotte's latino community fired up,0
nypd lets suspicious man go after only finding 'catcher in the rye' in backpack,1
chris hemsworth knows 'what love is' now that he has kids,0
peter dinklage might've spit his gum into wife's mouth before accepting his emmy,0
escaping the higher education stockholm syndrome,0
billionaire cash is flooding los angeles to push trump-devos school choice agenda,0
royal couple to spend $36.21 queen elizabeth had left over from 2010 u.s. visit,1
"report: that's expensive, please put that down",1
report: most for-profit colleges started in effort to pay off own student debt,1
isis and the g-41 world,0
transmasculine bodies and the media,0
david geist opens up about events that brought him closer to the 'flame',0
these #ionceoverheard tweets will make you feel like a genius,0
bannon's cyst finally ruptures,1
catching up on 2 seasons of 'house of cards' depressingly manageable,1
the predictable blowback from supporting sectarian authoritarianism in bahrain,0
gop senators aren't ready to accept trump as their champion,0
"trump relaxes after debate by slipping back into nice, warm personal reality",1
"sickly, starving rhino not as fun to hunt",1
family without candy sits huddled in darkened house like londoners during the blitz,1
matt smith speaks out about 'the crown' pay gap,0
instagram influencers are all starting to look the same. here's why.,0
jack lew defends efforts to help banks process marijuana sales,0
trump covered in own shit after furloughed white house staff fail to bathe president,1
democrats want to make sure trump sees the faces of those hurt by his travel ban,0
pre-teen moves from giggling-at-everything phase to never-smiling phase,1
magical girlfriend transmutes guilt into precious stones,1
americans hopeful this will be last mass shooting before they stop on their own for no reason,1
the water war that will decide the fate of 1 in 8 americans,0
the valentine's day cards of your wildest lesbian dreams (nsfw),0
beloved mcdonald's fry cook honored with huge retirement party,0
north korea fires short-range missile along its coast,0
mysterious benefactor leaves coupon book to dozens of local establishments in man's mailbox,1
dare graduate celebrates first toke,1
missing park ranger found in better-paying job,1
experts advise against throwing laptop across office even though it will feel incredible,1
parent takes out $100 bill in front of wide-eyed 7-year-old,1
bush sr. apologizes to son for funding bin laden in '80s,1
moving to new city to solve all of area man's problems,1
harper's index: percentage of harper's readers who only read index: 98,1
jury selection proving difficult in trial of 'the jury killer',1
510 chuck e. cheese tickets blown in grape-soda induced frenzy,1
are you an achievment junkie? why it's so hard to stop working so hard,0
"dad asks famous people to tweet his bullied son a happy birthday, and they deliver",0
5 wedding planning realities all brides and grooms should know,0
study: depression up among teenage girls able to perceive any part of world around them,1
man at bar has incredibly complicated reason for why he enjoys rolling rock,1
one on one: lily cole on the gift economy,0
israeli soldiers open fire on palestinians carrying potentially dangerous injured friends,1
national filmstrip board calls for quiet,1
why being killed by a lightsaber would be so much worse in real life,0
finding the right college is hard. this new database helps students choose wisely.,0
bad moms' stars pull off amazing surprise for a single mom on 'ellen',0
intergalactic law enforcement officers place energy shackles on hillary clinton,1
"my husband died, how can i be thankful?",0
4 things you need to know about the latest jobs report,0
for all the girls i loved before i knew i could,0
u.s. census announces those people will be majority by 2043,1
john bolton urges war against the sun after uncovering evidence it has nuclear capabilities,1
high school decides against suspending football player for peaceful protest,0
the incredible places in the world we would rather be today,0
seniors decked out in graduation gear walk halls to inspire younger students,0
woman always thought she would have more impressive showerhead by this age,1
banking reform measure prevents chick-fil-a from calling itself a bank,1
congress establishes bill suggestion hotline,1
high school student whines his way to 4.0 gpa,1
new study reveals nothing pfizer's lawyers can't take care of,1
supporting grieving kids – an opportunity and an obligation,0
20 lessons of the 20th century for trump's america,0
"man allegedly brandishes gun, yells 'all of you should die' to muslim couple",0
"teaching, learning and the college ratings framework",0
5-year-old wants to be overworked haitian nanny when he grows up,1
journalists flock to cnn debate they could better watch from home,0
man insists facebook friend actually reads 'why palestinians are sub-human' article before commenting on it,1
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san andreas fault feels terrible for what it's about to do,1
raid introduces new lilliputian repellant spray,1
the trump team keeps piling on criticism of mitt romney,0
ctrl+ plus: a closer look at amc's halt and catch fire,0
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second-person narrative enthralling you,1
australia to lay off leading scientist on sea levels,0
nation's stomach ulcers predict trump administration will provide opportunities for unlimited growth in 2017,1
jordan klepper channels jon stewart in his own search for sanity,0
geologists unearth fully intact rock,1
"widower strikes gold while gardening, finds missing wedding ring",0
paula broadwell crashing on petraeus family's couch until sex scandal blows over,1
harmony in tragedy: palestinian and israeli teens write a song together,0
ellen recruits hollywood's biggest lgbtq stars to pay tribute to obama,0
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sarah palin defends curt schilling: 'espn continues to screw up',0
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moderator sternly issues final warning for tim kaine to stop playing with microphone,1
aging at home: does it have to be an uphill climb?,0
report:     % of americans suffer from synesthesia,1
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"new study finds link between cancer, reading text on computer screen",1
robert mueller driving suv 100 mph down runway as air force one narrowly lifts off,1
u.s. encouraging cuba to shift toward democratic system of corruption,1
a brief history of hollywood's complicated relationship with cocaine,0
"gta v' a sophisticated gaming experience, says man who spent 3 hours running over homeless people with fire truck",1
charlottesville shows that states must amend their open-carry laws,0
bodies of 74 migrants wash up on libyan beach,0
cia finds definitive evidence of second shooter in jfk assassination,1
new evidence suggests last ice age caused by earth floating into extremely chilly part of galaxy,1
madeleine albright congratulates jen welter on becoming first female nfl coach,0
everyone forgets to bring swimsuits to coworker's party,1
"42,000 pounds of trash removed from hawaii home",0
buddhist monks buy lobsters destined for the dinner table and set them free,0
obama visits arlington national cemetery to honor veterans,0
trevor noah defends obama from conservative criticism on police brutality,0
minnie driver optioned by harrison ford,1
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love the real you: the case for self love,0
chrissy teigen's hot take on ice cream trends could divide a nation,0
supreme court hands a major victory to workers who were stiffed on overtime pay,0
"the best ways to prepare amaranth, the italian vegetable",0
trump suggests florida students could have done more to prevent deadly shooting,0
"after dark: meet leo gugu, stylist and nightlife personality",0
florida police warn public against taking law into own hands unless it's that law specifically designed for you to do that,1
woman takes break from dating to focus on everything about herself no one could ever love,1
distracted priest pronounces couple 'man and plumbing problem',1
kavanaugh surprised senate not questioning fact he never went to law school,1
these photos show the strength of students as they protest gun violence,0
"for 'the interview,' even negative publicity (like a massive sony hack) is good publicity",0
swedes stumped by swedish 'national security adviser' on fox,0
love your skin in your 50s and beyond,0
halliburton employee's pay docked for weeks spent as hostage,1
no one on pirate ship has any idea what 'splicing the mainbrace' means,1
direct marketer offended by term 'junk mail',1
starved dogs thrown from van are learning to trust humans again,0
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paul ryan cuts $120 million in wasteful spending from romney campaign,1
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spotify removes 'this is: white supremacy' playlist,1
office cheering on employee going for 32-minute nonstop work streak,1
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10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light,0
cdc issues warning of full-blown epidemic of the blahs,1
5 bags that fit the new carry-on suggestions (photos),0
the education department officially won't deal with transgender students experiencing bathroom discrimination,0
michael jordan accidentally packaged in plastic,1
area man fills important 'demand' role in economy,1
gimp tied to pole on curb outside coffee shop while owner inside,1
vlogger shamed in walmart fitting room because she might 'stretch' clothes,0
new u.s.-russia military talks seen on syria air safety,0
study finds all-consuming self-pity best way to win back ex-partner,1
st. peter scrambling to throw few more innocent souls into hell to meet monthly quota,1
u.s. fish and wildlife service reintroduces straw hat-wearing boys to old fishin' holes,1
fourth of july ice-cream cake,0
democrats weren't invited to review classified documents on fbi informant,0
the fashion world is really trying to make crocs 'it' shoes,0
donald trump's son is giddy over rachel maddow airing his dad's tax return,0
e-sports organizations are going to launch governing body for pro video gaming,0
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"a global meditation for world peace, december 12, 2014",0
if bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump,0
haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson,0
u.n. tribunal swayed by thousands of children's letters to milosevic,1
area dad botches 'princess bride' quote,1
suave releases new 20-year leave-in conditioner,1
salma hayek rips donald trump: 'he has never done anything for america',0
"timothée chalamet donates 30,000 smoldering looks to time's up fund in wake of woody allen controversy",1
"out of respect for families, horrific disaster footage repeated hourly",1
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spreading the gospel: asian leaders wary of saudi religious diplomacy,0
6 facts you didn't know about trade and how they affect you,0
pope francis has a very clear message for 'christians' who build walls,0
new year's resolution -- let colleges lead the way to a new normal in cuba,0
i am under 18' button clicked for first time in history of internet,1
no one in ballet audience realizes how bad dancers smell,1
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there are a lot more jobs. but that isn't helping democrats for one key reason.,0
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a fan got a tattoo of jose bautista's bat flip,0
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album that has nothing on fleetwood mac's 'rumours' wins grammy award,1
the military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help.,0
sound technicians resort to hanging donald sutherland upside down in empty stairwell to get optimal voice-over tone,1
wife unfazed by husband's sad e-mails to other women,1
nra's ominous but misleading appeal,0
how to live to be 110,0
single napkin accompanying takeout order presumes man eats anything like human being,1
what's the matter with eastern europe? welcome to the birthplace of trumpism,0
"papal apartments found filled with old newspapers, empty pill bottles, mangy cats",1
study finds leading cause of depression hearing words '2016 frontrunners',1
cast of space: 1999 reunites for tv movie space: 1999 '99,1
olympics commentator explains 'they all look the same' remark about chinese skiers,0
study predicts 200 feet of sea level rise if all fossil fuels are burned,0
report: authorities recommend the film 'you've got mail' for those snowed in today,1
pwc confirms partner responsible for best picture mishap,0
45% of items in woman's apartment have word 'love' written on them,1
trapped mexican bakery staff bake hundreds of loaves for harvey flood victims,0
take your kid to work day' results in npr newscast shutting down for full minute,0
nicoderm introduces new nicotine eye patch,1
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lawmakers seek investigation of al jazeera amid israel documentary controversy,0
only one president had the guts to say the state of the union is 'not good',0
connecticut lawmaker won't seek re-election after mishandling harassment complaint,0
office manager unveils new rule,1
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frolicking deer actually being driven mad by ticks,1
"elizabeth warren quotes taylor swift, slams trump in commencement speech",0
5-minute hairstyles -- for real!,0
reagan's body dies,1
systems administrator would so fuck new trainee,1
governor demands to know which star on american flag is iowa's,1
kavanaugh sobering up after 35-year bender shocked to find out he's supreme court nominee,1
u.s. funneling arms to dissident angel group in effort to topple god,1
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nation allows itself 5 minutes to believe this all going to be over soon,1
clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered,1
woman dots her 'i's with cute round marks,1
"area man sends message to 3,600 friends asking what they're up to tonight",1
a giant list of epic destinations for anyone who lives to travel,0
"discovering the pink petticoat, tampa's lingerie treasure trove",0
the making of them: tv documentary review (belated),0
these were the hottest baby names of 2017,0
putin under fire over ukraine at g-20 summit,0
ukraine's donbas is like america's deep south,0
twin wwii pilots celebrate 92nd birthdays with bird's eye view,0
most germans fear the effects of a trump election victory,0
if we treated other public health issues the way the pro-gun crowd treats shootings,0
everything in power done to appear interesting to attractive woman on subway,1
milkshake almost ruined by breakup,1
house vote maintains military ability to jail people without trial,0
adam levine receives promotion to senior lead singer of maroon 5,1
eighth-grader drinks at twelfth-grade level,1
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warby parker apologizes for years of testing glasses on animals,1
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how harvey weinstein put the media in a headlock,0
cuban migrants adrift at sea drank own blood and urine to stay alive,0
they're coming!,0
hurricane nicole wreaks havoc on bermuda,0
3 million reasons for small business owners to believe,0
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stories of lamar odom's kindness pour in from around the nba,0
jordan klepper destroys gop bill that sells 'good guy with a gun' myth,0
new study finds humans may have some capacity for compassion,1
wax-museum fire results in hundreds of new danny devito statues,1
u.s. deportation rates hit a 10-year low,0
trevor noah has a mind blowing theory about sean hannity,0
"romney, ryan sneak into dnc while posing as caterers",1
only way base jumper can get thrill these days is by jumping tandem with endangered species,1
why democrats don't need wall street,0
distributor will not release new louis c.k. film after sexual misconduct report,0
santorum nostalgic for time when beliefs were outlandish enough to make headlines,1
"new rnc ad endorses roy moore: 'he's a scumbag, but he's our scumbag'",1
the war on christmas' -- a film by ken burns,0
"guide your child's intellectual development, part 2",0
obama refutes allegation that he wiretapped trump tower during campaign,0
korean 'fifty shades' parody has crazy twist you won't see coming,0
the secret to building a successful business that won't destroy the planet,0
browns owner haslam mixes republican politics with football,0
director's commentary for one night at mccool's trails off after 20 minutes,1
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rob schneider lands role originally written for chimp,1
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ugly custody battle over ian mckellen narrowly avoided,1
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expect delays' signs placed randomly throughout nation,1
california marijuana businesses get their first commercial insurer,0
capital in 21st century,0
lone gunman enters crowded restaurant,1
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how states can help 5 million kids with a parent behind bars,0
the peshawar tragedy shows that pakistan needs a new religious narrative,0
curses!' shouts fist-shaking meals on wheels ringleader as trump cuts off gravy train,1
republicans vow not to repeal obamacare without detailed plan for disposing of patients' disease-ridden corpses,1
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dept. of transportation to replace highway mile markers with dead raccoons,1
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laffy taffy sponsors every cobblestone at 9/11 memorial,1
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the maker of oreos is hiring for a dream job: chocolate taster,0
obama to cancel debts owed by defrauded for-profit college students,0
xabraxian astronomers discover new planet,1
report: women only made up 2.7% of video game bosses last year,1
how to survive your child's college tours,0
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romney tailors nursing home visit to those who will still be alive on election day,1
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make the right calls on baseball reform,0
new study finds box still world's most popular container,1
officials struggling to condense trump's intelligence briefing down to one word,1
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trump: 'there is hatred on both sides of my heart',1
what i learned about business from making art,0
"oh, god, area man making his move",1
trevor noah has a mind blowing theory about sean hannity,0
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democrats celebrate doug jones' stunning victory,0
area man foolishly entrusted with genetic code,1
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quincy suspects murder,1
american public gets exactly what it deserves for 112th straight election,1
ruth bader ginsburg: abortion restrictions mostly hurt poor women,0
la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later,0
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aquarium touch tank lets kids pet water in natural environment,1
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tearful elon musk warns about dangers of ai after having heart broken by beautiful robotrix,1
dwayne 'the rock' johnson shows his nurturing side in hilarious video,0
genetically modified chicken lays its own dipping sauce,1
man can't believe obama would use tragedy to push anti-tragedy agenda,1
watch: americans open up about what it's like to be muslim in this country,0
gunman kills at least two american advisers in kabul shooting,0
gumption rewarded with even more work,1
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"amy schumer is jennifer lawrence's friend, but she doesn't like taking photos with her",0
aretha franklin demands f-u-d-g-e,1
bearded lady cleans up real nice,1
manufacturers struggle to turn data into insight,0
jenna fischer reveals what pam told michael during his 'office' goodbye episode,0
"yes, trump has the power to launch a nuclear attack on his own",0
new evidence suggests early humans first used fire to impress friends,1
sentimental old founder renames company j.d. power and friends,1
iran denies making deal with u.s. to ship nuclear material to russia,0
30 things i've learned about life and kindness in my 30s,0
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grandma can still feel draft,1
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man too deep into sentence to avoid saying word he can't pronounce,1
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dad recommends hotel 10 miles away from city you're visiting,1
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you should love beyonce!,0
women may be more anxious than men at work because they have more to lose,0
enraged character in stageplay to be unconvincingly restrained by other actors,1
"l.a. fitness announces plan to close all locations for 30-minute, high-intensity diversity training",1
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blood-soaked mayor bloomberg announces homelessness no longer a problem in new york city,1
senate candidate takes heat for implying obama supports her opponent because she's black,0
new climate change report just list of years each country becomes uninhabitable,1
humane society board members quit over failure to oust ceo for harassment,0
"we learn our best lessons when we fail, according to pete carroll",0
how a social media detox helped ed burns become more productive,0
report: album as good as 'sgt. pepper' comes out about once every month,1
"girlfriend just wants to have low-key, laid-back valentine's day fight this year",1
"boris johnson is a liar with his 'back to the wall,'  says france's foreign minister",0
top doj official implies reporter may not be jailed in leak case,0
"chili dog, cheddar fries caught in area beard",1
actress shamed for wearing red to golden globes responds to critics,0
sports journalist told to write some slop about baseball healing boston,1
here's why hillary clinton's federal reserve plan is a big deal,0
world's leading entomologist calls for someone to get it off,1
documentary viewer can't wait to find out which 4 lads from liverpool changed music forever,1
reda kateb takes an oath in hippocrates,0
lunar olympic officials continue search for missing pole vaulter,1
lara flynn boyle's publicist warns interviewer upfront,1
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friday talking points -- a fool's paradise,0
2 florida deputies shot dead while eating at chinese restaurant,0
two incredible beatboxers make corporate jargon sound way better than your boss does,0
all y'all urged to go fuck yo' selves,1
donald trump actually tries to explain his wall to stephen colbert,0
texas hospital sued over ebola training seeks dismissal of the lawsuit,0
"mike pence may have won the debate, but lost points with donald trump",0
"sadly, 'the last ship' sinks",0
"no, i didn't fall in love with my son the first moment i met him",0
assisted care facility hits grand fucking slam with little styrofoam cups of sherbet,1
challenging the warsaw pact from within,0
top house democrats demand fbi inquiry into trump team's alleged link to email hack,0
top 10 reasons i'm glad i grew up without facebook,0
honest parents share their hilarious confessions,0
gross doctors recommend drinking 8 warm cups of clam juice a day,1
"marti noxon poured her own life into 'to the bone,' a movie about anorexia",0
congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad,0
public school closures are an attack on arkansans of color,0
moviegoer can already see where commercials will go,1
underground railroad' carries slaves from brooklyn to manhattan,1
history is made as rams officially sign michael sam to 4-year multi-million dollar contract,0
emotional intelligence needs a moral rudder,0
parole board swayed by reverse psychology,1
71 percent of americans approve of clinton's approval rating,1
zoo posting hourly updates on aphid about to give birth,1
bank robbers fail to consider o'reilly factor,1
spring clean your business,0
thandie newton recalls disgusting encounter with repulsive male director,0
george kennedy's honor riding on internal breath freshener,1
photograph of little girl being absorbed into michelle obama portrait goes viral,1
"fans, music greats mourn loss of mr. rock 'n' roll chuck berry",0
why did the dying grandma shred $1 million?,0
democratic congressman protests trump's environmental policies by bringing endangered red wolf to state of the union as guest,1
sources: nfl knew what evil lurking within heart of man,1
my daddy taught me not to read directions,0
"in nyc, birthplace of climate march, a reminder of who suffers most from pollution",0
"he made the ultimate sacrifice,' trump tells military widow about scooby-doo putting up with scrappy-doo",1
nation wonders how ad guys from vitaminwater do it,1
"a pakistani city hit 122.4 degrees in april, probably setting a world record",0
zachary quinto uses fake name at starbucks. customer gets steamed.,0
"2,300 leading scientists send trump a clear warning: we're watching you",0
nation wonders how ad guys from vitaminwater do it,1
nobody touching punch at cia christmas party,1
be honest with everyone,0
12 stylish easter ideas that go beyond the holiday,0
trump's trojan horse tax cut,0
what we're talking about when we talk about skin care,0
11 of the best doughnut recipes you've ever seen,0
jimmy carter contemplating dying right here and now,1
glee' finale flashes forward to show dreams come true,0
what i wish i'd learned about housekeeping,0
walking in memphis: huffpost's listen to america tour stops in tennessee,0
camp counselor assigning kids to horses like wise town matchmaker presiding over marriage,1
crucifix a testament to man's wealth,1
amanda slavin: not just a statistic,0
"mitt romney, paul ryan to awkwardly hug, high five for next three months",1
here's some new gay slang and terminology to brighten your sunday,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 3,0
here's why ohio state won't repeat,0
ted cruz makes it too easy to point out the hypocrisy of his latest campaign ad,0
"divorced man doesn't even recognize smiling, happy family in photo that came with frame",1
"women in business q&a: alexandra voris and maggie patton, founders of bitsy's brainfood",0
5 mistakes to avoid during your wedding night,0
eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people',0
steven spielberg: can his career be salvaged?,1
stranger things' kids already look like winners on the golden globes red carpet,0
report: make it stop,1
trump's lawyers start to couch statements on russia investigation,0
mueller loses visual on oval office camera after trump spills a1 sauce on bust of winston churchill,1
area man doesn't look jewish,1
nation finds solace in knowledge candidates taking years off own lives by running for president,1
david chase analyzes 'the sopranos' ending shot-by-shot,0
woman's face-down halloween dummy gets repeated 911 calls,0
all-business adult in halloween shop beelines it straight for pinhead mask,1
"isis truther' donald trump is like a lawyer's dumbest client ever, trevor noah says",0
is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty?,0
fighting with monsters,0
"the rca & arista years: a conversation with laurie anderson on lou reed, plus roger daltrey presents hernan barangan's teen cancer doc road rebellion",0
north carolina community takes on anti-muslim activist,0
"firewood, bread top new russian agenda",1
anti-defamation league will use donald trump's donations to fund anti-bullying programs,0
"theresa may, edging towards donald trump, scolds john kerry over israel",0
pornography-desensitized populace demands new orifice to look at,1
creationism banned from uk schools,0
woman goes on rant over veteran's service dog in restaurant,0
janet jackson addresses split and says she's resuming tour,0
new excedrin 'lights out' kills you dead on the spot,1
christina aguilera to guest judge on 'rupaul's drag race' season premiere,0
conservation group condemns waterboarding as wasteful,1
white house convenes panel of scientists to make case that trump capable of crushing train with bare hands,1
new social media start-up aims to be cross between facebook and facebook,1
jeff goldblum says he was almost the voice of apple,0
everything in power done to appear interesting to attractive woman on subway,1
fuck-buddy becomes fuck-fiancé,1
activists: syrian warplanes bomb isis training camp,0
vatican employees unable to relax at holiday party with pope around,1
nasa calls it a mission as curiosity rover fills up whole 2-gigabyte memory card,1
voters look on in horror as 3 new republican candidates appear in place of scott walker,1
"naked, dripping wet tom brady thrilled by judge's decision to overturn suspension, imagines judge",1
i survived hurricane maria thanks only to the kindness of strangers,0
"60 years after brown: segregated schools still a fact, but don't have to be bad schools",0
87% of millennials donated to charity last year and you should stop calling them selfish: report,0
windows opened on both coasts in effort to create transcontinental cross-breeze,1
peaceful protest interrupted by swarm of aggressive black-clad militants,1
wkzn-tv concludes broadcast day,1
dnc aiming to reconnect with working-class americans with new 'hamilton'-inspired lena dunham web series,1
woman stops alleged bank robber by crashing into him,0
as i watch my daughter grow into the woman she'll become,0
sculpture of stereotypical italian chef proof of pizzeria's high standard of excellence,1
minnesota braces for return of bachmann's full attention,1
married couple only staying together for sake of u.s. divorce rate,1
high school kicker finds it helpful to imagine football as object that needs to be kicked through goal posts in order to gain points,1
crude but functional starbucks hewn from rock facing,1
usher and harry belafonte talk activism in joint appearance,0
a small senate victory maintains methane regulation,0
run! run and never look back!' whispers heidi cruz while hugging carly fiorina on rally stage,1
how real estate players are bracing for the l train shutdown,0
in celebration of our national anthem's bicentennial,0
young child still developing antibodies to mountain dew,1
france-bound airliner grounded at amsterdam over threatening tweet,0
explained: why the rnc briefly tweeted about its new 'willie horton-style' ad,0
nobody should be reduced to an 'illegal immigrant',0
here's how you can help lgbt survivors of prison rape this holiday season,0
this one simple thing makes for a long-lasting marriage,0
longtime heckler just kind of fell into heckling,1
relationship experts recommend single women try bathing in open stream until suitor glimpses them through trees,1
"lies, abuse and murder collide in new true crime documentary",0
u.s. delegation visits myanmar to invest in community-based businesses,0
guerrilla stunt jumper's pool plummet will make your jaw drop,0
inspirational english teacher canceled out by every other teacher at school,1
tulip popping up in middle of march must think it some kind of hotshot,1
eia: china's blood ivory carving factories,0
how to recover from unicorn hair,0
b*a*p*s rented on strength of academy award-winning stars,1
megyn kelly says trump sexism question 'wasn't an attack',0
judge schedules hearing in reopened 'serial' case,0
"reflections for an uneasy memorial day: obama's mystery achievements, trumping dangerous nonsense",0
"shit, guy in front of you ordering for entire construction crew",1
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the most exciting way to retire -- and how to afford it,0
"u.s. swimmers should be charged for false testimony, vandalism: brazil police",0
nfl player avery williamson wears 9/11 cleats despite threat of fine,0
chris christie distances himself from struggling trump campaign,0
bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him,1
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10 tips for balancing work and home,0
"the sec, cftc and the real-time risks in today's markets",0
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man accused of shooting and burning 2 people after refusing to pay cab fare,0
beauty industry to consumers: 'you like short hair now',1
report: some people actually very happy,1
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tv's mork to star in film,1
man as surprised as anyone that he knows all the members of 'n sync,1
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man completely blindsided by seemingly normal stranger telling him to 'have a blessed day',1
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breeze plays kick-ass riff on wind chimes,1
comic-book superrman impervious to copyediting,1
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donald trump retweets joke about violence toward hillary clinton,0
gay war hero awarded posthumous dishonorable discharge at white house ceremony,1
5 disturbing statements by the cop who shot philando castile,0
new poll finds 80% of americans would just fucking destroy pan of brownies,1
creepy older brand clearly targeting female 18-to-24-year-olds,1
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area dad wants to watch new blu-ray of 'spring breakers' by himself,1
trip to office kitchen hastily altered to trip to bathroom to evade despised coworker,1
some people are pissed off about the casting of a black hermione granger,0
middlebury vermont town council continues 242-year tradition of american democracy with 4-1 vote to rezone lot for new popeyes,1
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olympic bronze medalist to appear in flintstones on ice,1
combat gear blurs lines between cops and military in ferguson and hawaii,0
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some states throw untested rape kits in the trash. these survivors want to change that.,0
you can now drink girl scout cookies,0
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jail deputies arrested for allegedly beating mentally ill inmate to death,0
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stripper thinks customer flirting with her,1
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man with no plans just too exhausted to go out,1
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office politician runs for coffee,1
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report: that whole side of family just like that,1
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the soul's ingredients: the secret to summoning your soulmate,0
brazil's senate votes to remove president dilma rousseff from office,0
2 virginia tech students charged in missing 13-year-old girl's murder,0
report: one in three americans will get dessert if someone else does,1
fbi warns of 'american dream' scam,1
report: most parents willing to entrust children to anyone in character costume,1
american universities opening up shop in china -- sino-foreign joint education ventures,0
serena williams reminds us to 'rise up' over the haters in poignant ad,0
u.s. figure skater nathan chen redeems himself with record-setting skate,0
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condom indicted on 400 million counts of spermicide,1
eu headscarf ban ruling sparks faith group backlash,0
8th grader impregnated during trip to 'march for life' event,1
zogby poll: john zogby coolest dude in america,1
"researchers find decline in facebook use could be directly linked to desire to be happy, fully functioning person",1
voters tune into vp debate to find out what race would look like if this was normal election year,1
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cambridge cop accidentally arrests henry louis gates again during white house meeting,1
look out! there's a 'staff shake-up' looming for the white house,0
7 ways to give back in an hour or less,0
powerful 'his and hers' towel lobby stalls gay marriage legislation,1
koch brothers encouraging youth to make voices heard by registering super pac,1
trump warns china not to underestimate his willingness to sacrifice every american's well-being,1
monarch butterfly makes directorial debut on 'nature' episode,1
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death of high school quarterback evan murray ruled an accident,0
republican congressman terrifies constituents even more by assuring them he read every part of healthcare bill,1
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researchers discover female frogs prefer mate who knows way around the cloaca,1
christopher plummer probably nailing it in 'king lear' somewhere,1
mom's facebook post gets real about daily parenting frustrations,0
the politics of presidential dieting,0
pot products are now so potent they can trigger psychosis,0
the scream poster stolen from area dorm room,1
mayim bialik is 'very sorry' for her controversial weinstein op-ed,0
hot puerto rican scientist sweeps latin nobel prize awards,1
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armchair quarterback blitzed,1
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"what aziz ansari, and most straight men, don't get about consent.",0
apartment kind where weed just left out on coffee table,1
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entire community stops to watch man struggling to work window blinds,1
study: owning a boat not worth it,1
reinvest in california seniors to boost local economies,0
dangerous and delusional,0
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sean penn seeks to sanction lee daniels over tactics in defamation fight,0
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billy eichner gives us a thanksgiving parade for people who don't have kids,0
senate panel unanimously approves chris wray's nomination as fbi director,0
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97 camaros to come with pubescent mustaches,1
turkey sandwich given locally relevant name,1
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"life on the lake: ""the encounter""",0
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child's last steps captured on video,1
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fifth harmony's lauren jauregui blasts 'toxic' homophobia in poignant twitter exchange,0
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will conservatives learn anything about the need for regulations from london fire that killed dozens?,0
navy hospital removes staffers for calling babies 'mini satans' on social media,0
ayman al-zawahiri delivers tedtalk on changing face of terrorism,1
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"holy mother of all that is good, 'curb your enthusiasm' is officially back",0
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police kill armed black man in st. louis on anniversary of another officer-involved shooting,0
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television executive's baby cancelled in development stage,1
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"if only sully had been flying those planes on 9/11,' grade-a idiot remarks",1
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breitbart criticized for publishing humanizing profile of libtard beta-cuck,1
remembering jimmy breslin and a newspaper world long gone,0
issa rae's unapologetic support of black stars at the emmys is a mood,0
megan fox is white hot on the red carpet,0
loser hiding behind winning smile,1
wellesley college removes phrase 'hot all-girl action' from school brochure,1
ted cruz applauds iowa couple who refused to host a same-sex wedding,0
the 1-800 cases come to philly,0
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the tragic death of alejandro nieto and san francisco's gentrification,0
nobody knows what will happen if donald trump doesn't win a delegate majority,0
band loudly discusses record deal at ihop,1
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mom breaks into son's apartment at night to administer 2013 flu vaccine,1
sports section tragically missing,1
man receives first baboon-face transplant,1
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"world health organization adds gunfire, explosions to list of natural causes of death",1
motor trend car of year stripped of title after appearing as hot rod centerfold,1
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dixieland band evicted,1
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responsibilities track man down inside dream,1
congress passes bill to add armed patrol to u.s. poverty line,1
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mom says she pulled gun on teens threatening her son,0
hidden valley ranch bombed by balsamic extremists,1
network news satellites collide over iraq,1
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new hobby sucks,1
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youtube reaches 1 trillion racist comments,1
reggie white to host fox's when atheletes talk,1
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north korea's internet is back up after mass cyber attack,0
man cites nature as inspiration for random cruelty,1
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bernie's wrecking crew,0
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a poignant 'sgt. pepper'-style tribute to the stars we've lost in 2016,0
conversational lamprey slowly draining life from dinner party,1
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super tuesday: live results,0
17 ways to make the most of what's left of summer,0
god rewinds time to watch man fall off trampoline again,1
why i went to the paris climate talks,0
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islamic state retaliates as iraqi forces push on mosul,0
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"dare to be 100: yes, virginia, wherever",0
thousands of onion social users burn effigies of ceo in massive show of support for company,1
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earth ranked number one party planet,1
network executive cancels show after ruining it in development,1
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dead civilians and the language of war,0
"ice cube is co-writing, starring in a genre-crossing 'oliver twist' musical",0
lab mouse nervous for first day of new job getting cancer,1
frustrated nsa now forced to rely on mass surveillance programs that haven't come to light yet,1
peyton manning's wife quietly asks how much longer papa john going to crash on their couch,1
hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison,0
post-modern condition upgraded to pre-apocalyptic,1
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"everything, everything' answers calls for more movies about women of color just being women",0
georgia man shot by police who may have responded to wrong address,0
van morrison removed from rock and roll hall of fame following allegations he bet on album sales,1
obama's fifth gulf coast visit really helps a lot,1
10 instagram accounts to follow to get you in the holiday spirit,0
poll finds many voters would support equally unlikable third-party candidate,1
"the bachelor' season 21, episode 4: here to make friends podcast",0
illinois elves have some gift ideas for your favorite politicians,0
gop lawmaker stands by claim that islam is 'a cancer' in america,0
bathroom smells like shit,1
mom tries to nap with baby. baby has other plans.,0
guy typing in all caps supports edward snowden,1
"ivanka, donald jr., eric trump removed from white house after mother wins 25-year custody battle",1
holiday blues: spirituality to the rescue,0
rosie o'donnell is leaving 'the view' after split from wife,0
second amendment a little creeped out by how obsessed americans are with it,1
"tv showdown expected as 'sleepy hollow' debuts tonight against hbo's 'ichabod,' tnt's 'headless horseman,' showtime's 'cloaked rider'",1
elder abuse growing into a national crisis,0
advisors instruct william barr to avoid referring to trump as 'my liege' during confirmation hearing,1
"first trailer to lee daniels' new fox series, 'star'",0
hotshot product talking big game about being good for consumer,1
reinventing reality: an interview with the 'party girl' filmmakers in cannes,0
report: apocalypse actually happened 3 years ago,1
study: whites to be minority in donaldson family by 2027,1
mindfulness in your 20s: how to use gratitude as fuel for happiness,0
valerie harper gives fans health update following hospitalization,0
mega monster cookie bars you'll want to stuff in yo' face,0
these insane ping pong trick shots will get you in the groove,0
fbi agent's cover blown by own jacket,1
internal affairs investigator disappointed conspiracy doesn't go all the way to the top,1
most long island politician ever attacks opponent for not loving billy joel enough,0
yo soy blanco,0
what does the administration's decision to rescind daca mean?,0
taliban leaders already know which westernized schools the first to go as soon as u.s. troops leave afghanistan,1
"no, drake and serena williams are still not engaged",0
"100% of teenagers huge fucking assholes,' confirms study by sobbing, red-faced scientists",1
meredith vieira's today show debut marked by uncomfortable hour-long silence,1
u.s. army deserter bowe bergdahl faces life in prison as sentencing hearing begins,0
freemasons return to jupiter,1
connecticut to give its electoral college votes to national popular vote victor,0
giddy thom yorke goes to bed early to make grammy day get here sooner,1
loose first-grader brings home different friend every time,1
fake melania trump dreams of day she'll retire role as donald's wife on 'colbert',0
report finds populace has collective goodwill to come together for only 5 more national tragedies,1
the same-sex marriage decision: what to make of the dissenters,0
trevor noah issues warning about donald trump's apparent flip on gun control,0
no one in limo going to prom with the one they wanted,1
thursday's morning email: va scandal worse than previously thought,0
astronomers say wednesday night will be best chance for americans to view 'novλ',1
"call off the search, the cutest donuts in the world have been found",0
network news satellites collide over iraq,1
how i learned to love my body,0
excitement shifts to concern after coworker brings baked goods into office for fourth consecutive day,1
business solutions can make trade more inclusive,0
13 powerful essays from progressive people of faith in 2016,0
breakup letter taped to baby,1
one arizona man remains missing after flash floods kills eight family members,0
department of interior brings down derelict rainbow with controlled demolition,1
newspaper front pages usher in uncertainty of new trump era,0
we're sugar babies. this is what it's like.,0
ryan coogler would love to see a women of wakanda spinoff,0
13 dead and 6 injured after blaze breaks out in french bar,0
the problem with calling women 'females',0
coloradans who deregistered after trump request for voter data aren't signing up again,0
woman amazed she found perfect partner just when she was getting desperate enough to accept anything,1
man avoids messing with texas,1
"hanes apologizes, pulls t-shirts from shelves after seeing how local man looks in them",1
an american tragedy,0
breaking: do you think we're doing a good job?,1
owner of cheap motel fixes sign to flicker just right,1
is the lgbtq community separated by gender and race? (video),0
picture of iphone used as iphone wallpaper,1
lifeguard hoping to make up for last summer,1
24 movies you'll want to see over the remainder of 2017,0
father showing kids 'field of dreams' for first time unaware kevin costner sparking son's sexual awakening,1
"woman hires hitman because her grandkids got lice, police say",0
this 1927 essay proves we've always worried about the future of books,0
popeye's home boiglerized,1
company to get head start on christmas layoffs this year,1
"this week in world war i september 12-18, 1914",0
luke bryan says confederate flag has become a 'symbol of racism',0
early humans finally drunk enough to invent dancing,1
department of interior asks for resignation of obama-era elk,1
jared kushner relieved he can finally stop anonymously buying all items ever sold from wife's clothing line,1
president-elect edwards seen entering chinatown massage parlor,1
gifts from aunt already under tree,1
pillow that survived man's tossing and turning stares frozen in horror at fallen comrade lying on ground,1
ap reporter in gaza needs another term for 'blood-soaked',1
local man's body a really big temple,1
"nevertheless, she persisted: a year after the first women's march, energy is still high",0
american express to offer 5 months of paternity and maternity leave,0
how to meditate: guided practice for stress relief,0
philippine mud wins in landslide,1
iran's amazing spider-woman climbs a wall so fast it doesn't look real,0
drake keeps crushing hard on espn reporter doris burke,0
frustrated man doesn't know what else he can do to get cat purring,1
star trek fan pretty sure show stole his idea,1
lorna simpson creates haunting meditations on the state of blackness in america,0
"from ferguson to staten island, justice and accountability are nowhere in sight",0
what europe can teach us about trump,0
barack obama just cracked down on wall street,0
can a french friar end the 21st-century slave trade?,0
if hamster only knew what happened to last hamster,1
ellen responds to las vegas massacre in most beautiful (and most ellen) way possible,0
fda warns another company about unapproved consumer genetic tests,0
newlywed couple looks so deeply in debt,1
"american women take gold, silver and bronze in first-ever paralympic triathlon",0
area pie hole shut,1
hillary clinton torches the 'lip service' of ivanka trump,0
"jeb poverty plan would end food stamps, let states sort things out",0
how brazil's 'lord of guns' armed rio's drug war with u.s. weapons,0
"u.k. to also ban large electronics on some flights from middle east, africa",0
heroic cancer sufferer inspires others to get cancer,1
tammy baldwin on rumors of anti-lgbtq executive order: where's ivanka now?,0
renowned ornithologist always secretly wanted to be a bird,1
"netflix's 'casting jonbenét' doesn't have any answers, but it's not trying to crack the case",0
jeb bush assures pipe-wielding thugs he'll have the delegates he promised them by next week,1
royal baby already crawling,1
turkey sandwich given locally relevant name,1
4 tips to help your brand reach the millennial market,0
franz ferdinand frontman shot by gavrilo princip bassist,1
kendall and kylie jenner get revenge on cheating guy in snapchat soap opera,0
steve kerr gave an impassioned plea for gun control that everyone should hear,0
nbc news correspondent ayman mohyeldin returning to gaza,0
peter facinelli & jaimie alexander are engaged,0
alabama begins offering tax credit to attract more youtube fail compilations to be filmed in state,1
first day of school photos a chance to see how much cousin's kids are chunking out this year,1
fresca quietly takes control of 18-34 demographic in daring overnight raid,1
god hurting after eating 20-piece spicy angel wings,1
incompetent or a crook?,0
here's what it would look like if kids planned the family vacations,0
13 tweets that show  'pokemon go'  is a truly religious experience,0
obama to assure nation that isis campaign will be drawn-out ordeal they're used to,1
mistrial for alabama officer charged after assaulting indian man,0
health insurance ceo reveals key to company's success is not paying for customers' medical care,1
pope francis's life depicted in new comic book,0
school violence prevention - it really does take a village!,0
report: peaceful transfer of power makes last-minute push to become most pressing issue of 2016 election,1
yak chews thoughtfully,1
report: increasing number of u.s. toddlers attending online preschool,1
"the new york times defends covering hacked democratic emails, even if it helped russia",0
female barista getting a lot better at avoiding touching male patrons' hands when they pay,1
cracking sound alerts man he reaching styrofoam plate's weight limit,1
at least 16 killed in deadly attack at ivory coast resort town,0
gop senator lindsey graham: caitlyn jenner is 'welcome in my party',0
the politics of lgbtq people: caitlyn jenner and class differences,0
healthcare is a political statement for the republican party,0
report finds one in five americans struggle with properly masking depression,1
couple unable to conceive of child,1
"sadly, gift certificate to loews cinemas perfect gift for area man",1
serial killer clearly gunning for 'parking lot butcher' nickname,1
what happened' and moving on from the 2016 election,0
pony anxiously waiting for attendant to flag large child as too big for ride,1
new york state inches closer to single-payer plan with pickup of new support,0
4 new trumps shaking fast track's house of (trading) cards,0
inspired film executive has great idea for budget of film,1
the end of the big oil and gas game has come,0
stargate sg-1' fans disappointed to see richard dean anderson walk onto stage like a normal person,1
this 'trapped' clip is a snapshot of america's thorny abortion laws,0
"the evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists",0
town nervously welcomes veteran back home,1
movie theater employee hurt by customer's comments about high price of popcorn,1
signed 8x10 of tony danza draws millions to brooklyn dry cleaner,1
idea of doing nothing until next mass shooting quickly gaining traction in congress,1
the human and financial cost of pollution,0
bill maher and sarah silverman are cowardly and silent when it comes to louis c.k.,0
personal trainer impressed by man's improved excuses,1
chrissy teigen and baby luna wear the cutest matching overalls,0
i'm bi. it took me 21 years to come out of the closet and say it.,0
is your christmas present spying on you?,0
"in final machiavellian masterstoke, area woman adds 'no gifts, please' to bottom of invitation",1
father apologizes for taking out anger on wrong son,1
boss waxes nostalgic about sexual-harassment suit,1
real-life log flume kills family,1
airbnb host decides handwritten note necessary to protect cocktail sauce in fridge,1
15 decluttering tips for busy moms,0
michael phelps says that he's now ready to retire,0
ethiopia to release all political prisoners in bid to foster reconciliation,0
the biggest fails of the month,0
heartbroken russian ambassador thought special meetings with jeff sessions were very memorable,1
rep. jim costa re-elected in california,0
8th grader caked in makeup probably really confident,1
secretarian violence claims lives of three receptionists,1
denver's flaming skull mayor announces plans to decriminalize magic mushrooms,1
zip-loc introduces new party sub sandwich baggies,1
susan rice: i didn't do anything 'untoward' with intelligence,0
1-800-eat-shit finally publishes decades of reckless-driving data,1
how meeting susan anspach completed the circle,0
majestic sounds of 'goddamn long line' ring across america,1
2012 marvel handbook casually reveals peter parker uncircumcised,1
three good reasons to skip the airport lounge,0
cop takes cinnamon bun into own hands,1
the women's march inspired them to run. now they're unseating gop men.,0
what happens when parents read their daughters' tinder messages,0
paranoid syrian man thinks government out to get him,1
jerked around after all these years,0
anderson cooper decides to keep recent gay conversion therapy private,1
lee majors: does he still exist?,1
jared leto may play the joker in 'suicide squad',0
playtex unveils new line of quick-dissolving tampons,1
mom hasn't ordered favorite pizza topping in over a decade,1
supreme court weighs if friendly tips worth millions constitute insider trading,0
everyone ganged up on marco rubio at saturday's gop debate,0
rap star rick ross put on life support: report,0
website's new layout feels like deepest betrayal,1
why congress matters: lessons from ray rice and the vawa anniversary,0
paul mccartney admits the beatles felt 'threatened' by yoko ono,0
romney: 'this is why they call me turnaround mitty from comeback city',1
responsible man sets aside small portion of every paycheck for bank to gamble with,1
yin making inroads on yang,1
viral rabbit video isn't so cute when you know the real story,0
"uber charges passenger over $14,000 for 5-mile ride across toronto",0
finding kind: a film and campaign that asks girls to be a little kinder,0
vietnam: from hell to heaven on earth,0
"a 2,000-year-old thanksgiving psalm",0
"study finds humans' greatest swing in mood occurs between leaving office for lunch, returning afterwards",1
reporters storm san bernardino shooters' home like a pack of vultures,0
smiling now primarily used to communicate anger,1
guidebook writer stumbles upon new england town too quaint for human eyes,1
grown man who owns bane action figure has love to give,1
group of goth kids claims to see ghost of old man at cemetery,0
down the rabbit hole: a tale of suicide and macaroni,0
ashcroft loses job to mexican,1
merrick garland kind of uncomfortable with political analysts casually pointing out he'll die relatively soon after nomination,1
watch: americans open up about what it's like to be muslim in this country,0
former u.s. attorneys warn trump about 'severe repercussions' of firing robert mueller,0
dwight howard on helping to empower and educate girls in east africa,0
happy international childfree day! announcing 2014 childfree woman and man of the year,0
domestic violence still not grounds for divorce in mississippi,0
"new 40-gigabite ihop breakfast platter holds up to 10,000 pancakes",1
washington d.c. officer shoots woman carrying knife,0
jogger thinks he looks great,1
daily meditation: divine dance,0
the shocking transformations of your favorite country stars,0
32 data breaches larger than sony's in the past year,0
hospital comforts patients with new therapy oyster program,1
name on valentine misspelled,1
hollywood's biggest stars endure long lines at oscars security screening,1
report: majority of diner's salt and pepper shakers currently being used to diagram elaborately planned bank heists,1
larry nassar was allowed to see patients during sexual assault investigation,0
great lover also great at slinking out,1
journalist once accused of making up sources arrested for threatening jewish institutions,0
$50 million worth of diamonds stolen in average day in brussels,1
yankees affiliate: timing of blue lives matter day an 'unfortunate coincidence',0
swiss threaten ricola embargo,1
fridge magnet a constant reminder of arizona's existence,1
my abusive relationship: my metamorphosis,0
annoying coworker precedes all nouns with 'quite the',1
janet jackson shares adorable first photograph of her baby son,0
1984' sales spike after kellyanne conway's orwellian interview,0
roots' remake to air memorial day weekend,0
whole plant eating: squash seeds,0
hollywood plans big-budget remake of mr. & mrs. smith,1
trump blames obama for his political protester problem,0
how to tell if a dinosaur is fake,0
report: 42% of relationships begin with leaning over apartment balcony to see beautiful new neighbor watering zinnias below,1
no one able to tell clam just had stroke,1
nurse barred from jail after allegedly performing exorcism on inmate,0
immigration activists say deportation raids could send families to their deaths,0
poll: 96% of bands looking for slightly better drummer,1
the clever gop plan to create even more gridlock,0
smooth transaction at dmv exaggerated into story anyway,1
vacationing couple to try something they don't like,1
q forced to resign from department of agriculture for improper filing of expense reports,1
educator cuts deal in teacher cheating scandal,0
someone called the cops on jerry seinfeld over a lemonade stand,0
save the date: i am now able to marry justin timberlake,0
the truly uncool thing 'transformers 5' does to anthony hopkins,0
restore your power through restorative sleep,0
pope francis lays hands on ailing u.s. infrastructure,1
a message to trump: regime change will not work in syria,0
america is globally shamed for its pathetic minimum wage,0
obama to create 17 new jobs by resigning and finally opening that restaurant,1
progressive book club kicks off with elizabeth warren's new book,0
opening band issues two-more-songs warning,1
drone that destroyed wrong target casually flying away like nothing even happened,1
"another poll: the continuing, debilitating impact of workplace stress",0
suborbital ballistic-propulsion engineer not exactly a rocket scientist,1
area sorority girl concerned about war and stuff,1
"actor michael rapaport takes a knee, unloads on 'dumb motherf--ker' donald trump",0
community vastly improved by tv station's caring,1
"mars lander staggers into nasa headquarters drunk, broke",1
8 clever packed lunch hacks we stole from kids,0
first nighter: choreographer christopher wheeldon sparks the gershwins' 'an american in paris',0
yale black law students association urges hate crimes charges for alleged charleston shooter,0
residents describe terrifying escape from london apartment block fire,0
why a democrat is now blocking an obama nominee,0
new drug offers hope to infertile inner-city teens,1
trevor noah: donald trump is making bank being the president,0
why everyone should be making beer floats this summer,0
a new lena dunham show is coming to hbo,0
mom just wants to watch something nice,1
republican lawmakers are now getting their ideas from fox news commercials,0
stuff on floor,1
big wrench cool,1
bernie sanders gives some advice to ronda rousey,0
naacp president calls on donald trump to apologize to john lewis,0
chagas disease: a 2014 world cup yellow card,0
report: america ready for third ketchup brand,1
psa on funny or die shows the absurdity of valuing all opinions equally,0
style replaces substance,1
man's insecurities versatile enough to be projected onto any situation,1
gop delegate reports violent threats from trump supporters,0
sean bean's most memorable death wasn't 'lord of the rings',0
mccain late to debate due to greyhound delays,1
museum's audio guide informs visitors how much more they getting out of experience than others,1
"bo, sunny obama announce selection of artist for their official portraits",1
important decision sent up to company's highest idiot,1
wal-mart bans semi-nude pantyhose,1
local asshole attains world-class status,1
at least 800 migrants attempt to cross into spain from morocco,0
amber rose encourages iggy azalea to 'date a bunch of hot guys' to get over nick young,0
trump tells advisers he wants u.s. out of syria: senior officials,0
"crunch 'n' munch increases crunchiness, munchability",1
the global movement to divest from fossil fuels is unstoppable,0
democrats are using social security as a weapon -- against other democrats,0
former orca trainer granted final wish to be buried at seaworld,1
i-90 adds lane for drivers traveling cross-country to stop woman from marrying wrong man,1
pence unveils campaign to educate teens about dangers of premarital eye contact,1
connecticut to give its electoral college votes to national popular vote victor,0
real valentines for exhausted parents,0
bill maher mocks those offended by president obama's 'latte salute',0
joe biden: being vice president is 'a bitch',0
student killed herself after university mishandled her rape report: suit,0
new yorkers dismayed at election results can seek out 'subway therapy',0
senate unable to get enough republican votes to honor 'to kill a mockingbird',1
"election day is less than a week away, and we still don't know james comey's next move",0
3 proven ways for female entrepreneurs to turn a good idea into a good income,0
man in bar makes general inquiry about the ladies,1
twelve more pie-fucking movies in the works,1
top climate change doubter didn't mention that oil companies were paying him,0
this 'catfight' clip pauses anne heche and sandra oh's rivalry for a quick pregnancy reveal,0
horrifying police body camera footage clearly shows current state of america,1
foreman whips up special batch of concrete for favorite customer,1
tig notaro is sickened by the anti-gay pizza restaurant in indiana,0
local oddball expends energy doing things,1
"sxsw as cool and as real as it gets, reports marketing associate",1
elizabeth warren reveals why she just had to attend donald trump's inauguration,0
"despite madaya aid, u.n. still fails to end country's sieges",0
bearded lady cleans up real nice,1
dotard' vs. 'rocketman': the nuclear standoff that rattled 2017,0
the source of donald trump's military expertise finally revealed!,0
10 places you wouldn't have gone 10 years ago,0
steve bannon suggests donald trump met with russians after don jr. did,0
obama sarcastically asks how israel afforded such a great missile defense system,1
"no, outraged liberals, sean spicer should not be fired for hitler comments",0
3 healthy ways to deal with jealousy,0
"heroic man rushes into movie theater, saves 4 seats",1
how the american health care act can affect autism coverage,0
this chinese video ​explains​ why beijing rejects the south china sea ruling,0
cosme: an invitation always accepted,0
non-tenure-track professors at duke move to hold a union election,0
how every american knows what fbi director comey did was wrong,0
"trump: rescind obama's transgender directives, but 'protect everybody'",0
howdy texas! huffpost's 'listen to america' tour stops in odessa,0
sun goes out for a few seconds,1
listen to america: a huffpost road trip,0
the ebola fighters 'time' forgot,0
algerian dies of natural causes,1
"this season, the nfl got political. roger goodell is still trying to pretend it's not.",0
converse high tops reveal tv character's eccentric personality,1
nikki haley called out for hypocrisy after refusing to house guantanamo detainees,0
ape appointed banana czar,1
bling-bling pawned,1
childish gambino releases new song 'candler road',0
uber vows to repay nyc drivers 'tens of millions' after tax snafu,0
"call off the search, the cutest donuts in the world have been found",0
loyal driveway patiently waiting for owner to return from work,1
north american children begin summer migration to dad's,1
blood-spattered sarah huckabee sanders holds up huge dismembered penis to prove presidential member completely normal,1
"tanned, exquisitely coiffed bernie sanders tells supporters corporations actually have a lot to offer",1
gunman in federal building shooting got 'raw deal': congressman,0
area woman almost imagines taste of peppermint mocha on tongue but stops herself,1
ryan gosling sneaks past paparazzi in full-body red carpet camouflage,1
gamers rejoice! this potion restores 20 hp,1
google combats holocaust-denying search results with algorithm update,0
permission and prohibition,0
"north korea open to talks with u.s., south korea's presidential office says",0
man commits to new tv show just hours after getting out of 7-season series,1
network faces backlash after putting white woman in 'brownface' to appear muslim,0
picasso's 'guernica' triples in value after being autographed by the 1994 new york rangers,1
"timothée chalamet says contract blocked him from criticizing woody allen, supporting dylan farrow. it didn't.",0
federal reserve accidentally leaks secret documents,0
area man thinks girlfriend's sister might be a little cuter,1
rebel wilson feels 'really lucky' to have her body type,0
turkey says it will suspend high-level diplomatic ties with netherlands,0
larry wilmore takes down bill cosby on 'the nightly show',0
there are fewer asian americans than you might think,0
"uncharted 4' director bruce straley talks diversity, storytelling tips and more",0
nick jonas breaks silence on olivia culpo split,0
another boxing hall of fame induction ends with everyone punching each other,1
regular on sandy hook truth forum complaining about recent decline in quality of discussion,1
a photo history of south african apartheid 20 years on,0
stealth lobbying campaign blamed elizabeth warren for 'socialist plot' she had nothing to do with,0
man who jumped motorcycle onto hijacked bullet train never thought he'd see stories like his being told by hollywood,1
horrifying society of grotesque mutants discovered living aboveground,1
"i was the one who slept with stormy daniels,' says sonny perdue in desperate attempt to serve as trump's fall guy",1
beautiful spring day no match for last 35 years of man's life,1
crocodile hunter the same way in bed,1
asian guy has separate group of just asian friends,1
study finds majority of urban households located in roller rink deserts,1
health department still not able to really prove why people shouldn't be eating candles,1
melania trump's new bio says she 'paused her studies',0
"arizona wildfire destroys dozens of homes, raising warnings of a bad season",0
christmas pageant enters pre-production,1
"report: on surface, glenbrook, oh a small town like any other",1
irish nun shows off silky soccer skills in heavenly kickabout with cop,0
"nothing doing down louisiana way, fly-swattin' sources report",1
cheap airfare sole reason for trip to italy,1
"grab your wine boxes, because 'will & grace' is back",0
analyst warns gop: house majority is in danger in 2018,0
the biggest lgbt names in media hit new york for one-night-only fete,0
vacationer checks weather report for hometown,1
new toxic-waste by-product contains no fat,1
woman mad boyfriend not jealous she danced with other guy,1
pope francis' silent response to the filipino girl: what he might have been thinking,0
nasa announces plans to place giant pair of shades on sun,1
q-tip releases new multi-pronged family swab,1
matt lauer returns to today show following 2-day suspension,1
terrified 'newsroom' writers nodding heads at every bad idea aaron sorkin says,1
"wildfires are the 'new reality' for california, gov. brown warns",0
how a mom's behavior might be alienating her teen daughter,0
college senior holding out hope that internship will lead to class-action lawsuit,1
trump administration may use executive authority to tweak obamacare's rules,0
"bar has loud, overcrowded section upstairs too",1
quantum lip,0
"it's real easy,' declares it guy about to speak incoherently for next 30 seconds",1
andie macdowell: audiences' 'fear of getting older' hinders older actors,0
robert durst admits he was high on meth 'the whole time' while filming 'the jinx',0
lessons from losing a friend,0
4 must-have digital marketing core competencies,0
giuliani insists breaking the law not a crime,1
brad pitt stumbles across old cardboard box with gwyneth paltrow's head in attic,1
this teen learned to accept his sexuality and gender 'in different ways',0
a personal memory of former governor mario cuomo,0
teachers union president: betsy devos 'has tried to take the public out of public education',0
"how to fall in love, again -- with your spouse",0
theater: bradley cooper gets ugly; tr knight gets closeted,0
barnes & noble staffers mock orson scott card crowd from back of room,1
this is what it's like to be gay in iran,0
bisexual: the new 'it' word,0
screwball jim nabors goofs up again by marrying man,1
10 basic trends 2014 can keep,0
how to know if your s.o. is ready to get serious,0
craig sager brings his a-game to facetime fellow cancer patient,0
"kool-aid, hi-c make backroom deal to destroy tang",1
movie theater employee hurt by customer's comments about high price of popcorn,1
"americans urged to get saving $30,000 out of way before obamacare repealed",1
"israel's, hamas' disregard for palestinian life aligning nicely",1
heimlich demands maneuver royalties,1
law schools now require applicants to honestly state whether they want to go to law school,1
ice cube thrown into sink flies up side like skateboarder shredding half-pipe,1
tennis ball brought on trip,1
nation abuzz over c-span original movie,1
hundreds of miniature sean hannitys burst from roger ailes' corpse,1
brits slam theresa 'the appeaser' may for refusal to condemn trump's refugee ban,0
bumper nilla crop spells profit for wafer growers,1
teacher just hopes they never google him,1
poll: california narrows,0
93% of americans admit they occasionally check behind shower curtain for bad guys,1
keep the change: the beads that bought manhattan,0
the ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise,0
listen to lana del rey's new single 'honeymoon',0
cuba and the united states: the long view,0
celebrity smell-alike sweats just like alec baldwin,1
"no, no, dear god no,' mumbles powerball presenter after drawing pitch-black ball",1
dad gets dolled up for trip to lowe's,1
starcraft ii: legacy of the void' is coming in november,0
6 tips for coping with a debilitating disease,0
north carolina elects someone to run out for cigarettes,1
god weirded out by christian who loves him after only month in church,1
britney rocks short shorts and high heels for a day at disneyland,0
john bolton arrives in office excited to see so many familiar wars,1
pope francis trains for easter mass by dragging pew loaded with rocks across snow,1
"breaking: fuck, fuck, fuck, this got out of hand",1
christ sues catholic church for unlicensed use of his image,1
"executives at bankrupt sports authority ask for bonuses, get denied",0
populist candidate gaining support among underrepresented corporations,1
obama's declaration of swine flu emergency prompts pro-swine-flu republican response,1
isis losing its 'capital' is a pivotal defeat for the terrorist group,0
relapse greatest week of man's life,1
divorced parents a little hurt child's christmas list doesn't include heartbreaking wish for them to get back together,1
passengers terrified when engine cover rips off plane bound for hawaii,0
police have no idea how laquan mcdonald footage vanished right after they watched it,0
something sliding around in coffin,1
scientists discover new species of reptile deep within amazonian bulldozer treads,1
it's time to fix the climate -- why do we delay?,0
octavia spencer bought out a screening of 'hidden figures' for low-income families,0
judge says scotus same-sex marriage ruling doesn't apply to puerto rico,0
progressives in congress call for $2 trillion in infrastructure spending,0
doctors no closer to cure for old-person smell,1
amy poehler and ike barinholtz try to play guess who without discriminating,0
celebrating pro bono month,0
anti-abortion governor ironically tweets about the importance of 'choice',0
pyramid scheme 'not a pyramid scheme',1
twitter has no time for the gop's weird gif response to comey statement,0
man under mistaken impression he his own harshest critic,1
unstable couple playing with fire by organizing game night,1
"startup very casual about dress code, benefits",1
5 reasons trump's mika tweets are even worse than you think,0
bye bye,0
courageous man overcomes woman's body language to continue hitting on her,1
only benedict cumberbatch can crack the case in jimmy fallon's mad lib theater,0
nasa: voyager-1 has officially carried remains of joan crawford outside solar system,1
rebel wilson feels 'really lucky' to have her body type,0
the eternal optimist,0
trump lawyer attended doj meeting on confidential fbi informant,0
scared of dying,0
rise of walking for fun & fitness as a social trend,0
"they might be giants behind the music episode lacks sex, drugs",1
employees on other end of conference call just want it to be over,1
congress abandons wikiconstitution,1
"world covers ears, chants loudly as epa releases ozone-depletion statistics",1
companies are doing a terrible job on sustainable cotton,0
bride always dreamed about making fiancé's friends sweat asses off in fucking sun,1
the bachelor' season 20 premiere recap: ben higgins still feels unlovable,0
can research identify a school that's working?,0
if hamster only knew what happened to last hamster,1
donald trump compares trade deal to rape,0
bill clinton starts own presidential school,1
company lacks manpower to complete newest round of layoffs,1
arizona republicans want to prosecute protesters the same way they do terrorists,0
this was the 2014 met gala on twitter,0
paranoid chinese government erases all evidence of country's existence from internet,1
someone spotted a new pixar easter egg from 'the good dinosaur',0
trump inspires thousands of kids to believe they could one day grow up to be president of confederacy,1
folk art museum acquires rare visitor,1
santa fe high schoolers held gun violence protest 1 month before shooting,0
gop: clinton could cost democrats in battle for senate,0
"archaeologists discover strata of welcome back, kotter merchandise",1
why emma watson is taking a year off acting,0
clinton and sanders face off in wyoming as race heats up,0
pope cleans up dead angel who flew into sistine chapel window,1
twitter goes down and everyone freaks out on facebook and instagram,0
frustrated men demand to know 'exactly where on tits it okay to touch nowadays',1
seaworld debuts new controversial orca whale burlesque show,1
the secret key to navigating change: your inner compass,0
easy vol au vent appetizers with brie and jam,0
trump taps 'jumpin' jack flash' to close the deal in iowa,0
j.crew debuts new line of stylish casualwear for mannequins,1
rnc taps dennis hastert to lead new youth outreach program,1
child so stupid she sees letters backwards,1
colonoscopy offers non-fantastic voyage through human body,1
woman comforting friend just going to throw compliments against wall and see what sticks,1
cbs picks up nbc nightly news,1
sexism in the kitchen,0
"at gridiron dinner, trump says he 'won't rule out direct talks with kim jong un'",0
tea party congressman listens to constituent who wears thomas jefferson costume everywhere,1
astronaut scott kelly to retire from nasa,0
the 3 (unlikely) artists i'm obsessing over this year,0
man silently eating personal pan pizza alone in corner of airport unaware this will be best part of 7-day vacation,1
target demographic growing up right before wistful advertiser's eyes,1
olympic drug testing official left horribly disfigured after coming into contact with russian urine,1
man needs emotional support only a woman can feign,1
how real is work-life balance?,0
raffle ticket stared at with increasing disgust,1
bo obama issues first public bark since leaving white house,1
narcissist mentally undresses self,1
bi-curious man dials 1-900 number,1
don't forget this when you feel overwhelmed,0
america ferrera posts tearful message on post-election grief,0
man has never given single definitive yes to any invitation he's ever received,1
birdman' may have just locked up best picture,0
u.s. ambassador to un travels to ebola-stricken west africa,0
report: 80% of queen's 'greatest hits' cds lodged in center console of first car,1
"vegas, baby! (well, minus our babies)",0
gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man,0
these influential marijuana users defy the stoner stereotype,0
our nation's truckers: are we meeting their pancake needs?,1
this awesome dad crafts intricate toast breakfasts for daughter with allergies,0
dad reaches age where it's no longer enjoyable to make fun of how old he is,1
watch vin diesel say 'i am groot' in different languages,0
earth's successful completion of orbit around sun inspires woman to reflect on eating habits,1
china's potemkin villages,0
pure silk to stream from cindy crawford's ass,1
trump supporter has few backup scapegoats ready to go in case crackdown on immigrants doesn't fix everything,1
doctors recommend getting 8 centuries of cryosleep,1
"cory booker, kamala harris, elizabeth warren assure dreamers they'll never stop fighting for the 2020 nomination",1
mike trout really is the most valuable player in all of baseball,0
this bracelet lets a dad feel what it's like to be pregnant ... in his wrist,0
largemouth bass has largemouth sass!,1
ad for drummer personally attacks old drummer,1
hero coworker contributes single tissue to water spill cleanup efforts at next desk,1
corporate retreat teaches employees how to dick around as team,1
mom has stacked dinner party roster,1
factory farm chicken rounds out miserable existence by going bad in man's refrigerator,1
report: get back to fucking work,1
biden opts out of putting last few felonies on job application,1
united airlines ceo somehow won a major pr award last month,0
air india now offers business caste seating,1
jared and ivanka holding each other at gunpoint in kitchen after simultaneously revealing undercover identities,1
dancing with thieves,0
vacationing bush accepts republican nomination via live satellite feed,1
faa study finds 64% of engine failures caused by henchman being kicked into turbine,1
venezuela hunts for rogue helicopter attackers,0
selena gomez and james corden's rollercoaster karaoke is quite a ride,0
las vegas review-journal taps glenn cook to steer newsroom temporarily after rocky month,0
woman masturbates to concept of commitment,1
the best of #middleagedschmovies,0
god confirms whitey bulger sent to hell for snitching,1
biden tossed out of car passing by white house,1
jimmy carter concerned desire for fresh faces in democratic party may hurt his chances in 2020,1
jane fonda has no time for megyn kelly's questions about plastic surgery,0
sunday meal prep: 5 healthy recipes that'll kick next week's butt,0
cameron diaz finally opens up about generally positive experience in show business,1
intact benetton shirt miraculously pulled from bangladesh rubble weeks later,1
a manners lesson for donald trump about the stars and stripes,0
this town is becoming hogsmeade for one magical 'harry potter' weekend,0
empire' actor trai byers squashes rumors of wanting to quit the show,0
meet baton rouge's hip-hop catholic priest,0
8 ways to really travel better,0
millions of gallons of oil spill into washington from ruptured rex tillerson,1
the quadruple bottom line: its time has come,0
"bernie sanders draws more than 20,000 people at boston rally",0
furious meghan markle can't believe harry hasn't told family she's black yet,1
is the internet bad for religion?,0
does policing summons warrants really prevent serious crime?,0
reinventing win-win-win business relationships,0
enraged man unable to break tv,1
poll: millennials more open to idea of slavery reparations,0
john kelly apologizes for assuming everyone would ignore abuse allegations like they do in military,1
no one in family sure who trip to arboretum is geared toward,1
michelle obama finally gets around to reading 'dreams from my father',1
girlfriend's dad pretty hot,1
chef justice luigi vespucci issues spicy dissent on puttanesca v. arrabiata,1
"nation savoring every moment of glorious late-february, early-march days",1
dog brothers can't get enough of their new duckling siblings,0
amazon temp workers who deliver the holidays are getting squeezed,0
watch a young ryan gosling's mesmerizing dance moves,0
pfizer unveils new double-sided epipen for lovers,1
watch live: grammy award winner timbaland discusses memoir,0
report: dnc and clinton campaign funded research behind trump russia dossier,0
beyoncé's 2015 global citizen fest setlist was pretty flawless,0
misbuttoned coat makes perfectly sane woman look like raving lunatic,1
a running tally of how athletes are scoring the drake-meek mill beef,0
parking lot attendant seemingly unaware new day a gift from god,1
vp pick energizes republican basest,1
local asshole attains world-class status,1
what did we learn from the betsy devos confirmation? money wins.,0
the security council's israeli settlement resolution: seven observations,0
artist performs a kaleidoscopic transformation on fruits and veggies,0
6 tips to boost your career,0
trump's afghan strategy is doomed for failure,0
family concerned after aging tv show has another terrible episode,1
all quiet except cruz. and did you read about al gore?,0
gwen stefani and blake shelton take their love to the billboard music awards,0
freedom caucus closing in on deal to rewrite health care bill at 11th hour,0
5 mistakes moms make when setting new year's resolutions,0
"mexico expects nafta talks by late august, economy minister says",0
georgia school board bans 'theory of math',1
bold intern giving parents tour of office,1
tony blair under attack again,0
the definitive international guide to tipping,0
john oliver is surprised dustin hoffman didn't expect harassment questions,0
daylight saving time yields massive daylight surplus,1
the bhikkunis: exploring the history of female monks in thailand,0
"white-hot gop race down to two mentally ill people, person who lost nomination last time",1
"american public clarifies rational, measured response to this terror threat doesn't preclude panicked overreaction in future",1
facebook bolts from traditional news,0
nation's ninetysomethings gear up for last year of their lives,1
north korea successfully harvests wheat in show of growing strength,1
u.s. now 40 percent sports paraphernalia,1
privileged little artiste writing something oh-so-precious into his moleskine notebook,1
savings passed on to local woman,1
poll: support for afghanistan war up among americans who love horrible situations,1
john goodman's mouth obviously full during dunkin' donuts voice-over,1
middle east crisis traced to trouble-making genie,1
jenna elfman mentally prepares answer to inevitable question about her outfit,1
"katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record",0
office manager forced to resort to unfriendly reminders,1
conan o'brien reveals how donald trump coped when twitter went down,0
ceo spends 30 percent of earnings staying out of jail,1
"suspect in stockholm truck attack confesses to terrorist crime, lawyer says",0
netanyahu feeling like trip to us to start world war iii went pretty well,1
new snowden revelation could spark turmoil among nations,0
"study: snapping three times leading way to recall movies, actors",1
see the most intense 'secret in their eyes' trailer yet,0
the surprising benefit of going through hard times,0
barber just latest in string of humans to feign interest in what area man says,1
fourth death in new york legionnaire's disease outbreak,0
"trump team to tim kaine: we're not unhinged, you are!",0
raffle ticket stared at with increasing disgust,1
narrow line of dirt not being swept into dustpan without a fight,1
donald trump's crackdown on undocumented immigrants is silencing exploited workers,0
want to change the world? get ready to get your hands dirty together,0
u.s. muslims ask john kerry for protection on mecca pilgrimage,0
democratic national committee asks its entire staff to resign,0
hot summer shows,0
got' season finale hints at appearance of that one big character,0
trump pours himself glass of chocolate syrup on rocks to unwind after stressful day,1
game of thrones' viewers reeling after finale unexpectedly kills off fan,1
first amendment lawsuit says student was punished for wearing a t-shirt advocating gun rights,0
report: stagnant economy forcing more americans to take jobs as infrastructure,1
prospective student had most fun getting drunk at arizona state,1
coke party takes a couple minutes to get going,1
paul ryan discovers half-finished escape tunnel leading out of speaker's office,1
4 trump accusers call on congress to investigate sexual misconduct claims,0
venture fair in athens gives greek entrepreneurs newfound hope,0
review: 'teethmarks on my tongue' by eileen battersby,0
now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves,0
fourth graders suspended after plotting to kill teacher with hand sanitizer,0
angelina jolie coming for your baby,1
report: nuclear arsenal will go bad unless used by 2000,1
quake claims 500 hours,1
hotel now charging patrons for looking at items in minibar,1
these medical marvels are proof science is amazing,0
nation not sure what signals it gave off to make candidates think it would be into them,1
"trump struck by beautiful vision of what america could be while looking out over seething, screaming arizona crowd",1
high school student whines his way to 4.0 gpa,1
american people admit having facebook data stolen kind of worth it to watch that little fucker squirm,1
republican platform falsely says planned parenthood sells baby parts,0
mary j. blige encourages 'real talk' on new radio show,0
miss nude america loses title after appearing clothed in woman's day,1
power-plant employee sneaks electricity home in lunchbox,1
latino voters crucial to passing environmental laws: report,0
new film company raises $150 million to bring diverse stories to film and tv,0
car parked with windshield wipers halfway up offers glimpse of world suspended in time,1
this inspiring fitness model lives without a working heart,0
my hair was a stranger to me,0
woman rearranging condiments in refrigerator door like puzzle in ancient tomb,1
even donald trump's former boss thinks he's a 'demented' reality star,0
kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign,0
"corporate, koch money dominates early 2016 senate race spending",0
rand paul eats up hoax that john mccain met with isis,0
will flooding in texas lead to more mosquito-borne illness?,0
republicans retain majority in household,1
red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors' convenience,1
annual teeth cleaning reveals three previously unnoticed rows of teeth,1
the 1 minute blog. protesters and looting.,0
on our doorstep: the gatlinburg fires,0
woman would have had awesome time aborting fetus if it weren't for angry protestors screaming outside clinic,1
why calls for boycotts always hurt the wrong people,0
nation's pregnant women announce discovery of comfortable sitting position,1
james woods goes after anderson cooper with homophobic 'butt plug' tweet,0
about that woman vp candidate: klobuchar works better than warren,0
baha'i prayer and quotes about america,0
nbc cancels 'piven' after 5 seasons,1
gop promotes carly fiorina to male candidate after strong debate showing,1
"blogger takes few moments every morning to decide whether to feel outraged, incensed, or shocked by day's news",1
industrious otters now capitalizing on oil spills,1
10 places to have a 'frozen' vacation,0
j.j. abrams explains how he picked the new 'star wars' character names,0
james comey to testify he told trump he wasn't under investigation (udpate),0
560-pound man says he's riding across country to save his life -- but is he scamming america?,0
new york giants release josh brown amid horrifying abuse revelations,0
"barbara annis and dr. keith merron on the need for gender intelligence, an exclusive interview (pt 1)",0
"dear oxford dictionaries, 'pwnage' is not a word and never will be",0
trump and xi in mar-a-lago: a tweetless summit would be a win,0
senate candidate takes heat for implying obama supports her opponent because she's black,0
u.s. continues proud tradition of  diversity on front lines,1
five emerging trends for the u.s. elections,0
dairy company introduces lots-of-pulp milk,1
"state trooper kills unarmed suspect as he attempts to flee, police say",0
editors of '401 best soups' cookbook still fighting,1
christian devotees around the world re-enact jesus' crucifixion,0
novelty pencil worn down to the nub,1
sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator,0
local newswoman's hairstyle reported on by co-anchor,1
"jailed over traffic tickets, this mother attempted suicide. here's how she got to that point.",0
more signs of fuzzy math in the bernie sanders health plan,0
a bride harbors an intimate secret in this haunting short film,0
everything you need to know before watching the 'stranger things' season 2 premiere,0
don't cry for me',0
man dives haphazardly into conversation like wounded osprey,1
study: average father thinks about sealing in meat's juices 4 to 5 hours a day,1
"the public still can't see the eric garner grand jury records, court rules",0
refugees grateful for chance to see europe while being bounced from country to country,1
man appalled at date who lied slightly more than him on online dating profile,1
panicked keynote speaker suddenly can't remember what future of innovation is,1
how we're using existing technology to save vets' and service members' lives (and how you can help),0
fun-loving turtle all business when it's feeding time,1
world's brightest x-ray laser is getting a big upgrade,0
adult film industry replaces 500 porn stars with hydraulic robotic fisting arm,1
girl you could've slept with pretty successful now,1
the mayor in this city goes door to door to increase student success,0
curb your enthusiasm' over rand paul's uneasy reaction to donald trump,0
deputy head of norway's labor party resigns amid sexual harassment allegations,0
the importance of a pap and hpv test combination,0
what to eat to curb your cravings,0
romney stands behind ryan to show good campaigning stance,1
this is how the republican presidential candidates talk about women,0
ana navarro calls out gop: you'd impeach hillary clinton over this,0
"pillsbury doughboy killed by skittish, broom-wielding housewife",1
town hall attendees still standing patiently waiting for their questions to be answered,1
the 5 nba rookies you need to watch this season,0
"for trump, words are stupid things",0
kamikaze swimmers finally reach pearl harbor,1
steve bannon is even worse than you thought,0
the best clothes for the man-child in your life,0
"while you were asleep new year's day morning, muslims waged jihad on your streets",0
readin' researchin' writin' and the tools to make it happen,0
sonoma's wackiest wineries,0
how the uk is strengthening interfaith bonds after paris attacks,0
"charles schulz estate releases hundreds of rare, never-before-seen images of him posing next to an easel",1
world's youngest person born,1
african nation not war-torn,1
netflix instant thinking about adding good movie,1
washington monument set up on blind date with eiffel tower,1
sanders supporters viciously attack bernie sanders after he criticizes mistakes of 2016 sanders campaign,1
emotional wayne lapierre honors victims of background checks,1
sweatshop worker doesn't even want to know working conditions of place her company gets fabric,1
rape victims in u.s. made to pay part of the medical bill,0
kanye west and kim kardashian provide blueprint for true love at vmas,0
shamefaced man stands stock-still as acquaintance zips up backpack for him,1
adolescent girl reaching age where she starts exploring stepfather's body,1
5 reasons trump's mika tweets are even worse than you think,0
j. crew's jenna lyons doesn't care how you dress for work,0
a state senate race tied to personal appeal,0
independent bookstore puts the dave eggers right where the fuckers can find them,1
wall street journal lays off 150 stipple-portrait artists,1
caller enters remote backwaters of 1-800 automated messaging system,1
"he's a stockbroker,' says woman who finds that exciting",1
holocaust survivor receives high school diploma at age 88,0
negative review of 'a wrinkle in time' peppered with critic assuring readers he still totally supports diversity,1
this congressman thinks we can fix the economy by drinking beer,0
report: mom going to need you to pitch in around house after her procedure,1
elderly woman casually mentions wish to die,1
activists: isis militants kill over 100 in attack on syrian regime-held area,0
tig notaro discusses her amazing topless performance with conan,0
how do we form and build meaningful relationships in the digital age? (nsfw),0
man hoping to accidentally see roommate's girlfriend naked,1
body breaking down in totally different order than man expected,1
"grizzly bear sprained paw while mauling hunter, reports ranger",1
iraqi catholic bishop still has vivid memories of mosul's fall,0
the worst place in the world for a child,0
area man does most of his traveling by gurney,1
stand up and protect the basic human right to health care,0
trump's cabinet picks pave the way for a nihilistic future,0
the one coworker every employee needs,0
knee osteoarthritis treatment shows promise in early trial,0
new facebook feature allows user to cancel account,1
"maxine linehan challenges bono, beach boys, and pride of ireland in interpretation of 'beautiful songs'",0
boehner opens another heap of letters from constituents asking to give corporations more tax breaks,1
"a picture postcard from meenakshi amman temple, india",0
3 lessons for america from christian bale's moses,0
"computer analyst unable to fashion crude tools, grind wheat",1
the gop health care bill falls apart ― again ― and no one can agree whose fault it is,0
dove controversy: real beauty gone viral,0
gop releases new letter supporting kavanaugh signed by orrin hatch 500 times,1
fisher-price releases new in utero fetal activity gym,1
why today's parents have no business giving their kids advice,0
nra praised for decreasing stigma of mentally ill acquiring firearms,1
hometown wistfully toured via google street view,1
bush extremely proud of new suit,1
"new photo shows pluto's 'heart' actually a vast, frozen wasteland",0
"someone inserted beyonce into famous paintings, and it's just as glorious as it sounds",0
assad linked to syrian chemical attacks for first time,0
fbi shuts down prominent new isis recruitment website,1
blue aclu ribbons are the stars' best accessories at 2017 oscars,0
asghar farhadi wins big after boycotting oscars over trump's muslim ban,0
christmas eve shooting kills 1 at louisiana mall,0
area power walker looks just ridiculous,1
"lifeguard would save drowning man, but who is he to play god?",1
sports psychologists suggest tiger's slump may be because of all that shit he went through,1
scientists agree this is the most effective diet for weight loss,0
watch abbi from 'broad city' strip naked and rock out to lady gaga,0
still no drinking water in ohio's 4th largest city,0
charles koch orders sniper to fire warning shot next to marco rubio on debate stage,1
painting of jesus totally knows area man is high,1
this may be the most disgusting thing you'll see all week (we warned you),0
the unbelievably easy 2014 midterm election voters guide -- money in politics,0
journey of self-discovery leads man to realization he doesn't care,1
stolen tour bus leads police on chase of historic downtown philadelphia,1
why trump's lies and transgressions appeal to his followers,0
hellmann's introduces new meat-on-the-bottom mayo cups,1
even business card trying too hard,1
relationship definitely hurtling toward something,1
local fabric store urges you to check them out on twitter,1
tronc is keeping ross levinsohn aboard after probe into 'frat house' behavior,0
ted cruz boldly declares nation not deserving of better candidate,1
james corden making major changes to show after london attacks,0
"dildo manufacturers association: nation must return to normalcy, purchase dildos",1
eye-opening social experiment flips the script on domestic violence,0
the bold type' creator on tackling sexual assault in the show's hopeful finale,0
latest gop debate concludes with candidates wrestling squealing pig to ground and slaughtering it,1
frustrated iranian scientist forced to shut down project he spent 12 goddamn years of his life on,1
lowe's unveils new table saw with attached ice chest for storing cut-off fingers,1
13 babies pose underwater for magical photo series,0
the best taxi and ride-hailing apps around the world,0
sophie turner burns bright in these first-look images of 'x-men: dark phoenix',0
hillary clinton threatened by black man,1
man walks in on roommate in kitchen having way with his leftovers,1
wealthiest americans ominously remind nation they could easily drop another $10 billion on election,1
gay men come together to discuss hiv and 'the viral divide',0
delta pilot refuses to land until gun control legislation passed,1
woman speaks for record-breaking 8 hours without being interrupted by man,1
report: friend doing sober january must have really fucked shit up over holidays,1
materialistic single mom constantly thinking of money,1
"brilliant, innovative ceo just wrote words 'social media' on whiteboard and underlined it",1
"romney comes clean, admits he made $32 trillion in 2006",1
gallup pollster forced to cut off another gop voter's enraged rant in order to get to next call,1
"donald trump finally attacks ted cruz, referencing his cuban heritage",0
drought bad,1
sat found to be biased in favor of non-hungover,1
let's go home': the power of redemption,0
everyone in motorcycle gang jewish,1
roy moore is guilty of abusing girls and religion,0
grin slowly spreads across mom's face as meal revealed to contain healthy ingredients,1
vp meyer shocked to hear about chinese international space prison,1
brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals,0
speed stick now available in neapolitan,1
volkswagen's diesel settlement will fund range of clean air efforts,0
samuel adams apologizes for 'boston sucks' pilsner,1
7 things to make you feel better about a trump presidency,0
income inequality emerges as key topic to avoid in 2014 elections,1
what's it like waiting for donald trump to take office? a career federal employee spills the beans,0
historical archives: a salt cake recipe,1
there is no plan b either in yemen or in syria,0
third-grader clearly biting off more than he can chew at elementary school book fair,1
coworkers nationwide embrace tearfully after painful 3-day separation,1
pollsters admit they underestimated voters' adrenal glands,1
new kfc employee takes 'fry-q' test in employee manual,1
this is how ted cruz wins,0
bollywood superstar sridevi dies at 54 of cardiac arrest,0
charity notes even one dollar can help a needy child but you'd have to be a dick to give that little,1
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game of thrones' fans annoyed by obvious product placement for valyrian steel,1
"stage door: lypsinka! the trilogy, billy & ray, mozart's the magic flute",0
world war ii documentary suffused with anti-nazi undertones,1
patient referred to physician who specializes in giving a shit,1
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"trade war with u.s. would bring 'disaster' to world economy, china warns",0
hägar the horrible' cartoonist expected more for 40th anniversary,1
local senior impressed with restaurant cheesecake,1
u.s. budget cuts for aid programs are a false economy,0
conscious politics: hillary at the helm,0
nbc fires mark halperin following sexual harassment and assault allegations,0
cyber monday 2015 may set a new record,0
people on the internet can't stop making fun of tom hiddleston's 'i heart ts' top,0
my white inheritance,0
we might be all wrong about robots taking our jobs,0
"roots picnic 2016 will bring usher, future, swizz beatz, kehlani & more",0
copy editor's revenge takes form of unhyphenated word,1
bodies of 6 marines in nepal crash id'd,0
this eating disorder awareness campaign boycotts the 'before' photo,0
perfect gift for boring asshole found at crate & barrel,1
kitchen staff warned not to make fun of regional manager,1
"hubble space telescope finds men from venus, women from mars",1
sen. dick lugar placed on congressional disabled list with strained hamstring,1
bill cosby mug shot released,0
past 'american idol' winners pay tribute to david bowie with touching performance,0
heroes for homeless kids celebrate in aurora,0
adorable puppy nets owner handjob,1
sen. kamala harris' guide to protesting the health care bill,0
this reporter had no idea he interviewed a 'breaking bad' star,0
personals ad omits goiter,1
report: americans now get 44% of their exercise from licking,1
new 'star wars: battlefront' trailer lands -- and it's slicker than a greased-up 3po,0
latina student who filmed 'build a wall' chant speaks out about backlash,0
state department warns americans traveling abroad to avoid lame amsterdam windmill tour,1
couple doesn't deserve deck,1
"how to make a sex playlist that isn't corny as hell, according to djs",0
nation's boyfriends dreading 'free event in the park' season,1
pope wins host-eating contest,1
citizens to vote on young or old reagan for $15 bill,1
guy you don't want to see will meet you there,1
john oliver: confronting dustin hoffman on sexual misconduct allegations 'unavoidable',0
4-year-old singing with her dad is the epitome of cute,0
good charlotte recording 10 new songs to be played at low volume in p.f. chang's,1
cia to shift focus to greeting cards,1
pre-roe abortion providers on breaking the law to save women's lives,0
goddamn ficus plant should come with instructions,1
"you did the best you could,' says iron man action figure voiced by despondent toys 'r' us ceo packing up office",1
congressman calls trump 'an idiot' for using egypt mosque attack to promote border wall,0
unemployed businessman has time for headache,1
monkfish wishes monkfish weren't all the rage,1
watch live: reproductive rights at forefront on wisconsin primary day,0
child buried in backyard under popsicle-stick cross,1
newborn prince of cambridge begins consolidating power by having family imprisoned in tower of london,1
weird couple has greatest sex of their lives after announcement of disney-lucasfilm merger,1
anthropologists discover ancient greek super pac that helped shape first democracy,1
ralph northam admits he once engaged in pedophilia as part of michael jackson costume,1
new employee finally around long enough to be deemed incompetent,1
symphony orchestra simply cannot wait for collaboration with john mellencamp,1
"woman struggling to contort dreams, ambitions into shape of dental technician",1
palestinian teen dies after being shot by israeli forces in gaza protests,0
chicago just fired an investigator trying to hold cops accountable for unjustified shootings,0
marco rubio climbs over garden wall for forbidden midnight meeting with super pac,1
satellite frantically trying to bounce signal to swearing man's phone,1
new hampshire covered in shadow as floating clinton campaign headquarters takes up position over state,1
ford recalls 2010 mustang for being too cool,1
trump adds volatility to a long history of north korean threats,0
obama practices defiant speech to aliens late at night behind oval office desk,1
trump's russia scandal means sessions and his justice department now face a choice,0
frank zappa fan thinks you just haven't heard the right album,1
title ix administrators discuss emotional demands of job,0
on losing my first friend,0
same americans who made taylor swift popular polled on constitutionality of health care reform,1
here's the 'hocus pocus' remake you never knew you wanted,0
"man in kitchen can't remember what he got married, bought house, had 3 kids, and came in here for",1
how the traditional nylon toothbrush may be causing your gums to disappear,0
new york film festival 2014 #4: pta's 'inherent vice' stumbles in,0
"classmates take field trip to girl's adoption ceremony, shower her with love",0
all the proof you need that katy perry and orlando bloom are still on,0
trump speaker warms up crowd with bizarre hillary-huma death fantasy,0
u.s. worried about living up to netanyahu campaign promises,1
alec baldwin's trump impression is apparently even better than we thought,0
masochistic toilet craving hot piss,1
an agenda for supporters of a two-state solution,0
argument between employees shatters illusion of professionalism traditionally associated with walgreens,1
ikea ceo wants new desk on his desk by end of day,1
learning from failure,0
tipper's thumb delivered to gore campaign headquarters,1
public pension funds profit trump; possible links to shady russian business deals,0
government watchdog agrees to investigate trump voter fraud commission,0
nation's insomniacs speak out against world's-strongest-man competitions,1
white house staff secretary rob porter resigns over abuse allegations,0
tearful meghan mccain opens up about father's dying wish that she be given her own daytime talk show,1
what does it mean when we call women girls?,0
here's how many calories 6 summer olympic sports burn,0
man's whole job undoing handiwork of self-checkout machine,1
accused killer wanted 'army of people who'd do anything he asked',0
area man locked in protracted battle with sweatshirt neckhole,1
united airlines skips senate deadline to explain passenger-dragging incident,0
"by embracing psychology and ignoring polls, democrats could still win the '14 elections",0
black man in support of confederate flag triples his media appearance rates,1
comparing donald trump to lord voldemort is unspeakably stupid. it's also pretty dangerous.,0
here's the 'gilmore girls' revival teaser and release date,0
report: 92% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times,1
dubai completes construction on world's first full-scale replica of dubai,1
washington d.c. officer shoots woman carrying knife,0
trump's nativist attacks on immigrants weaken our country,0
mom breaks into son's apartment at night to administer 2013 flu vaccine,1
discover how climate change is rapidly transforming our earth with google timelapse,0
six-year-old announces plans to become ballerina gymnast veterinarian horseback-riding princess,1
all quiet except cruz. and did you read about al gore?,0
portraits of sikh men reveal the diverse beauty of turbans and beards,0
family cuts nursing home visit short so grandmother can get back to excruciating loneliness,1
dr. scholl's introduces new cartilage inserts for all-day knee pain relief,1
women share stories of sexual assault to show trump what rape culture looks like,0
chicago judge orders access to free lawyers at police stations,0
video shows e-cigarette suddenly explode in new jersey woman's handbag,0
u.s. still enjoying small but loyal following,1
5 big misconceptions about life that threaten your happiness,0
from student to teacher: the rise of singapore education,0
ferguson protesters guard stores from looters,0
housefly tracks dog shit all over cucumber slice,1
check it out: deer,1
bigfoot unveiling turns into huge toe job,0
let's take u.s. nukes off hair-trigger alert before we blow up the planet,0
thousands are flocking to washington this weekend to demand climate action,0
teen admits parents were right about fred durst,1
area bar used to be cool; now lame,1
ken burns not sure how to turn down ray romano's repeated offers to narrate next documentary,1
"new ketchup gets horrifying look at grisled, almost empty bottle it replacing",1
freedom caucus closing in on deal to rewrite health care bill at 11th hour,0
cambodian paper takes parting shot at 'dictatorship' in final edition,0
bernie sanders is closer than ever to catching up with hillary clinton,0
extending your social media reach: working the facebook author tag feature,0
wayne lapierre goes on harpooning spree to prove some sort of point,1
vladimir putin's childhood besties defend their 'petty' pal in 'snl' spoof,0
local gym teacher loves forcing children to dance,1
gop congressman warns of the real social ill destroying american values: marijuana,0
obama trying out social policies in 'second life',1
friday's morning email: inside the sexual harassment allegations against movie mogul harvey weinstein,0
40 symptoms of a healthy woman,0
"suburban family invests hopes, dreams in gas grill",1
study finds man starting 'analyze this' during flight to boston currently happiest person in america,1
man at gym apparently comfortable standing naked right in middle of spin class,1
people apparently been using rest stop barbecue pit,1
kenya claims to have killed over 100 militants in somalian raid,0
christie's auctioneer throws in sketch of a horse he did to see if anyone bites,1
"steve allen: gone, forgotten",1
heaven slides to sixth place in annual quality of afterlife rankings,1
exploring breast cancer in transgender communities,0
report: fbi learns of plot to download old school,1
"time's up, men: more than 300 women file for house races",0
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"wall street lobbyists and d.c. ""insiders"" wrong (again) on dol conflict of interest rule",0
5 netflix things to watch if you can't wait for the royal wedding,0
timmy' kimmel explains how the truth works to donald trump,0
stresses of white house causing bo to go prematurely gray,1
"what is mindful eating, and how do you practice it?",0
teacher grading papers next to you on plane not pulling any punches,1
only jewish kid in class asked to talk about holocaust remembrance day,1
london mayor sadiq khan to be joined by huffpost editor-in-chief lydia polgreen at sxsw 2018,0
parents seize creative control of 3rd-grade art project,1
wendy davis just won: supreme court vindicates her epic filibuster,0
here's why french queer activists hung a banner against french president macron,0
bush torture defender suggests obama should be impeached over bergdahl,0
5 faith facts about chris christie,0
those weren't nooses at university of delaware,0
daddy issues worked out on dance floor,1
no one in gang has heart to tell police informant his cover's blown,1
"backing devos repeal of obama rules, for-profit colleges vilify students",0
twister seat could make flying coach way more comfortable,0
critics worried new cia report puts u.s. at considerable risk of transparency,1
trump administration denies president was behind jared kushner's promotion to 4-star general,1
alabama native channing tatum encourages followers not to vote for roy moore,0
man on weird fad diet where he eats flavorful meals that make him feel good,1
subwoofer worth the horrible credit rating,1
onion social ceo vaporized by wall of light while trying to stop algorithm from self-destructing,1
the 'perfect body' is a lie. i believed it for a long time and let it shrink my life,0
"another noose found near d.c. museums, police say",0
institutionalized rape culture in youth sports: 3 valuable lessons,0
the best beef burger recipes to make this grilling season,0
video game boss thinking he should get big glowing weak spot on back checked out,1
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pile of crap excites publicist,1
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hank williams jr. honored by institute for football preparedness,1
mom of transgender teen describes her experience as a gift,0
these stunning photos capture the loneliness of insomnia,0
american richard thaler wins nobel economics prize,0
"our smog standards are in jeopardy under trump, and we need to fight back",0
"barksdale, inspiration behind characters on 'the wire,' dies in federal prison",0
9 parenting lessons we've learned from kate middleton,0
reince priebus says rnc was 'absolutely not hacked',0
radical islamist preacher anjem choudary found guilty of supporting isis,0
grandparents are apparently bribing their kids over baby names,0
kristina reveals how she's dealing with dean after 'bachelor in paradise',0
even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds,0
loyal dog waits 2 full hours before consuming dead owner's face,1
a rare peek inside amazon's massive warehouse,0
juror way too far into trial to ask what 'contusions' are now,1
iran says it will not renegotiate nuclear deal,0
secret service took 15 minutes to catch white house fence jumper: report,0
viewers annoyed episode of 'the bachelorette' interrupted just to announce person who will set back social progress 40 years,1
samsung slashes profit forecast after pulling plug on note 7 smartphone,0
"more than 10,000 migrants rescued from mediterranean in past 2 days",0
mayo investigator is developing a screening test for endometrial cancer,0
holiday season perfect for big change in your hair style,0
performers frantically trying to incorporate spewing sewage pipe into rio opening ceremony,1
10 ways to be authentic online,0
"autopsy determines total loser's corpse contained no traces of drugs, alcohol",1
eric bolling tells bill o'reilly not to use his son's death as political cover,0
lethal weapon' reportedly considering re-casting co-lead due to 'emotional abuse',0
wedding invitation includes depressing map to church,1
7 signs a home seller may be hiding something,0
power-crazed orkin man burns house to ground,1
burden of parental expectation available in youth sizes,1
trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune',0
area dad looking to get average phone call with adult son down to 47.5 seconds,1
john grisham calls string of arkansas executions a 'spectacular legal train wreck',0
report: majority of instances of people getting lives back on track occur immediately after visit to buffalo wild wings,1
god proclaims raspberries 'now even more berrilicious',1
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the director of hbo's new james foley documentary on making a movie about his childhood pal,0
so that's why marijuana gives you the munchies,0
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man who kept woman chained in container admits to killing 7: sheriff,0
"the 7 worst wine storage mistakes you can make, and how to fix them",0
megachurch threatened by new ultrachurch,1
brad pitt decides to grow out forehead hair,1
supreme court allows corporations to run for political office,1
apartment listing sweetens the pot with offer to sell current tenant's 9-year-old furniture,1
gary johnson worried he peaking too early after hitting 9% in polls,1
cincinnati campus police had surge in citations against black motorists and pedestrians,0
poll: majority of americans still remember where they were when gandalf fell into abyss,1
between addict and recovery: look how far you've come,0
princess slays the knight,0
underworld health organization launches initiative to improve incubus immortality rate,1
this 'gotham' fan theory claims the joker has already been revealed,0
police move homeless off philadelphia streets before pope's visit,0
donald trump unveils tax plan that would lower taxes for millions,0
john boehner says republicans will 'never' repeal and replace obamacare,0
why i don't want to have it all,0
last thing government worker needed was agency labeling him 'nonessential',1
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happy birthday america,0
"report: christ, someone actually brought their kid to this",1
way too much raised for bronchitis research,1
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woman attempts to cram few years' worth of body positivity into 20 minutes before trying on bathing suits,1
"comey: 'what can i say, i'm just a catty bitch from new jersey and i live for drama'",1
daily meditation really helping man stay self-centered,1
report: morbid curiosity now accounts for 79% of nation's snack food purchases,1
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"d'angelo russell's kobe impression was, uh, awkwardly accurate",0
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huffpollster: texas and massachusetts are the states to watch on super tuesday,0
a guy crashes through a table in snow to celebrate ncaa tournament upset,0
rookie cop laying on the jargon a little thick,1
new iphone application tracks progress of deceased loved ones' decomposition,1
how three heroin-addicted sisters are getting sober,0
"area woman slams down phone, waits for it to ring",1
building a sustainable 'highway of the future',0
seth rogen takes down donald trump in donald trump jr.'s dms,0
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justin timberlake already beneath u.s. bank stadium waiting for super bowl halftime show to start,1
parents trying to gauge if son complete idiot before deciding whether to move to better school district,1
quantum lip,0
live: south korea vs. algeria,0
new sanctions to stall exxon's arctic oil plans,0
"americans' respect for police soars to highest point in 50 years, survey finds",0
fox news guest: san bernardino shooting raises questions on 'state of feminism in muslim america',0
lester holt begins debate by reminding audience these the candidates they chose,1
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women and heart disease,0
rex tillerson travels to turkey to be honored by the oil industry,0
man tentatively takes shot at bad-mouthing girlfriend's family for first time,1
attention solicitor general: two more powerful arguments against king v burwell,0
juror way too far into trial to ask what 'contusions' are now,1
lesson for urban cities: how chicagoans stand up for quality schools,0
breaking: we might be doing a bad job,1
tragic oscar-night camera malfunction leaves seven critically underpublicized,1
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raid on nacho-supremacist compound uncovers guacamole-making materials,1
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local building too wheelchair-friendly,1
a selfless chef won a reality game show and used the prize money to feed his community.,0
josh gad would 'jump at the opportunity' for a 'book of mormon' movie,0
freudian physical therapist convinced dream actually about knee,1
ava duvernay on trump's america: 'art will be our weapon',0
5 first-world problems that annoy people anyway,0
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report: average american walks less than one mile each year with pants around ankles,1
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walton foundation pledges $1 billion for charter schools,0
100 things to be thankful for,0
mta official too nervous to tell commuters waiting for train that service shut down permanently an hour ago,1
trump says his attitude toward syria changed with chemical attack,0
ruth bader ginsburg returns to off-season lifeguarding job,1
iranian team openly working on bomb in negotiating room,1
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what is a pre-existing condition anyway?,0
roommate's boyfriend drinking yet another can of soda,1
hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison,0
senator to try submitting rejected bill to canadian parliament,1
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hillary clinton shows support for anti-muslim ban protesters,0
trump white house's revolving door of staff changes expected to continue in the new year,0
report: kimora lee is pregnant,0
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hillary clinton loses lead over bernie sanders in new iowa poll,0
overstock.com announces plans to develop original programming,1
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report: obama to meet with congressional leaders on isis,0
trump picks nikki haley for un ambassador,0
styrofoam clamshell hiding exquisite pearl of pulled pork sandwich,1
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trump complains entire personality rigged against him,1
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republicans admit tax reform won't benefit all middle-class households,0
area man fantasized about for one and only time in his life,1
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bush fishing for compliments during press conference,1
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cnn releases photos of 3 obese mexican women suspected in boston bombing,1
"clinton goes back in time, teams up with golden-age clinton",1
bank of america introduces new existential rewards credit card program,1
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new study confirms humans only use 10% of genitalia,1
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the fed and the markets,0
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new study finds best sunscreen is layer of human blood,1
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"real life ""twister"" kills 117",1
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man turns vegetarian for 36 hours,1
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pope breaks ice at clergy abuse summit by having everyone go around and say how many kids they molested,1
leaked powerpoint reveals the gas industry's playbook for waging pipeline fights,0
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man checks to make sure no one home before recording song into laptop,1
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"be present, be open and turn off your cell phone!",0
couple takes first steps toward divorce,1
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incompetent or a crook?,0
laverne cox taught the 'oitnb' cast a lot about trans issues,0
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spectacular video lets you fly around ceres,0
astronomers admit they made neptune up,1
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hero of the common man talks to plumber for entire time he's in house,1
madonna teases new song at surprise met gala performance,0
secretary of education under investigation for falsifying hall passes,1
assistant manager accused of sexual indiscrimination,1
"maxine waters to bill o'reilly: 'i'm a strong black woman, and i cannot be intimidated'",0
"gifted, passionate student really stretching limits of school's resources",1
biden gets grow light delivered to white house under fake name,1
media ethics: whose standards?,0
that time kendall jenner got a pony for christmas,0
hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor,0
barack obama makes last-minute push to block saudi 9/11 bill,0
darla moore,0
the new colossus of today is white nationalism,0
epa warns americans not to breathe,1
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asu + gsv report: teachers and tech tools,0
the president's mission to garner sympathy for white supremacists is utter nonsense,0
trump can't simply delete an islamophobic campaign,0
president's american manufacturing council down to ceo of shoe carnival,1
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nestlé recalls millions of frozen products that may contain glass,0
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"report: dad proud of you; he won't say it, but it's true",1
families of missing flight passengers just hoping media gets closure it needs,1
april cruelty,0
southwest airlines flight diverted due to cracked window,0
report: former nfl kicker threatened students before fatal crash,0
donna brazile says hillary rodham clinton high palace of the solar order was almost like a cult,1
weinstein scandal inspires models to share stories of abuse in their industry,0
man cruises by william h. macy's website to check out the latest news,1
trump blows up statue of liberty,0
gay marriage finds scant mention among republicans at values voter summit,0
director seeking relatively unknown actress for next affair,1
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mit should do better,0
hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine,0
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arkansas gets permission to enforce voter id law in primaries,0
i am tired of the hypocrisy,0
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trump announces he's a very sad man,1
the threat of a right-wing supreme court: analyzing trump's prospective justices,0
my battle with depression and anxiety,0
joe biden's secret meeting could be sign of serious 2016 consideration,0
wedding dj assures anxious man he hasn't forgotten 'build me up buttercup' request,1
"white high school football players accused of coat hanger assault on black, disabled teammate",0
shell to cease costly alaska arctic exploration,0
judge tosses suit accusing trump business dealings of violating constitution,0
parents turn sexting teen daughter in to police,0
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man needs verbal assurance that hand stamp will get him back in,1
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twitter reminds alec baldwin at least he has a job for next 4 years,0
bored kim jong-un stacks entire north korean populace into human pyramid to kill time,1
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little boy' stands tall,0
the darkness that will outlast donald trump,0
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horse dies in freak highway accident,0
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donald trump goes after wsj 'dummies' for criticizing his debate performance,0
least corrupt politician in illinois history sentenced to 14 years in prison,1
women who loot,0
17-year-old thinks she's getting into photography,1
taste acquired,1
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an uber for cuba?,0
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nutella briefly entertained as lubricant,1
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employees from other department announce plan to ramble on about fucking nothing right next to your desk,1
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why an aging population is not a burden on the economy,0
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area bird creeped out by bird watcher,1
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woman wakes husband up on valentine's day with hot surprise blowtorch,1
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double-entendre doesn't stand up to scrutiny,1
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cop who shot unarmed black man let off with a promotion,1
controversial theory suggests aliens may have built ancient egypt's intergalactic spaceport,1
"single, unemployed mother leeching off government",1
eighty percent of al-qaeda no. 2s now dead,1
carbon-monoxide detector with snooze button recalled,1
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jennifer lopez's new video is a sad premonition of the future of feminism,0
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profiles in courage: sometimes it's the last place you think,0
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migrant child coming down from drugs freaked out to discover cage actually real,1
last beer in six pack drunk with plastic rings still attached,1
gop debate stage manager pulls ladies' podium out of storage for carly fiorina,1
presidential debate commission anesthetizes audience to prevent outbursts during debate,1
american people admit having facebook data stolen kind of worth it to watch that little fucker squirm,1
ostensibly heterosexual man constantly threatening to put objects up coworkers' asses,1
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what i learned about love from my boyfriend's depression,0
cactus scientists recommend drinking 8 cups of water per year,1
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coworkers all saying names of countries must mean world cup starting,1
invasive restaurant franchise spreads to third state,1
mexican program aims to reach drug lords before they get caught up in cartels,1
area man pretty shaken up after running into casual acquaintance at cvs,1
"jim jeffords: a founder of the movement to expand afterschool programs, a hero to children and families",0
kim jong un reopens long-closed border hotline with south korea,0
"million robot march attended by exactly 1,000,000 robots",1
psychic helps sniff out missing pet skunk,0
chrissy teigen slams idea she's promoting eating disorders with doritos licking,0
dancing machine overheats,1
"ad campaign appeals to young, hip, influenced-by-ad-campaigns demographic",1
what man thinks is recycling takes city workers 2 hours a day to sort,1
novelty welcome mat lets party guests know they're in for some fun,1
creepy older brand clearly targeting female 18-to-24-year-olds,1
"sparring over soda tax, cities set referendums",0
all the 'sleepy hollow' season 2 intel you can handle,0
thousands gather to watch losing incumbents marched out of washington,1
"america, china trying to spice up trade relationship by bringing third country into negotiations",1
adele tweets apology after stage rigging hits glasgow concertgoer,0
fetus going to pretend he doesn't hear loud argument coming from other side of uterine wall,1
mike myers and jimmy fallon dance to bring some joy to the world,0
ex-wife of former cowboys player claims team knew of domestic abuse,0
these sparkly geode lips are about to rock your world,0
"exhausted, defeated voters finally beginning to relate to hillary clinton",1
uber offering discounted wages for election day,1
crusted ring around nyquil bottle top coming along nicely,1
donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville,0
"maintaining neutrality in the new york times, from jill abramson (video)",0
the 30 most wtf moments of the 2014-2015 nba season,0
truth through fiction,0
biden donates collection of classic skin mags to those in need during holidays,1
trump's lawyers start to couch statements on russia investigation,0
network programming dominated by surreality tv,1
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trump orders strikes on syria in retaliation for chemical attack,0
stripper thinks customer flirting with her,1
"lazy, overweight cockroach no longer has segmented abdomen",1
"china, india account for half world's pollution deaths in 2015",0
friday talking points -- the knives come out,0
clinton emotionally ready to start getting blow jobs again,1
awards given out randomly to skinny blonde women,1
supreme court gets free box of shoes after mentioning nike in ruling,1
new documentary reveals seaworld forced orca whales to perform nude,1
"no complaints if a remake of 'emma' with jon hamm and emily blunt got thrown our way, nation's girlfriends report",1
frank ocean calls rejecting the grammys his 'colin kaepernick moment',0
are you in it to win it or in it not to lose?,0
dog doesn't consider itself part of family,1
updating the party: cuba's new (and not so new) leaders,0
robert pattinson is surprised to learn you still like him,0
welterweight boxer dies after sustaining serious injuries in bout,0
producer tells actress non-disclosure agreement pretty standard for getting away with abusing his power,1
family has way too many daughters for them not to have been trying for son,1
g7 unable to get deposit back on shipment of 'g8 summer getaway' t-shirts,1
paula poundstone still famous,1
30 days of online dating: naughty by nature,0
"anne hathaway, james franco spend every moment of oscars tearing into jesse eisenberg",1
female barista getting a lot better at avoiding touching male patrons' hands when they pay,1
this teacher has watched 3 deadly attacks from inside stuyvesant high school,0
what to know regarding current treatments for ebola,0
sanders could pull off michigan-style upset in ohio,0
more elderly americans keeping active by maintaining control of senate,1
"great, daughter measuring self-worth against some 13-year-old named skyla now",1
wistful woman wonders if this could be the one she'll sleep with for few weeks before losing interest,1
ivanka trump goofs up on tax law in her televised boast,0
airbnb host decides handwritten note necessary to protect cocktail sauce in fridge,1
college football's 5 unexpected heisman trophy hopefuls,0
leaf that came out too early cold as shit,1
mississippi town rejects 'historic' lgbtq pride parade despite local support,0
historical archives: a salt cake recipe,1
mike pence: the birther issue is over,0
girlfriend dumped after forwarding stupid link,1
corner store customers saddened by sight of frantic trump doing scratch-off tickets right on counter,1
national geographic' increases ideological diversity by hiring first anti-tree-frog writer,1
our nation's celebrities: what are they wearing?,1
area man just ruined it for everyone,1
finding nemo' told with emoji is pretty freaking adorable,0
queer icon kate bornstein reflects on queer and trans identity in 2015,0
postmaster general loses laptop; zip-code data of millions at risk,1
god regrets never creating any two-headed snake creatures,1
former marine to watch lots of tv,1
my modest proposal,0
asian man has thing for asian women,1
"american women take gold, silver and bronze in first-ever paralympic triathlon",0
seth meyers' spoof 'trump mingle' app wants to make america date again,0
proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile,0
this note left in robert griffin iii's locker sure seems like a clue to his future,0
"at dnc, democrats spoke out on a topic that republicans mostly avoided",0
neighborhood would make a great video game level,1
man's genetic predisposition for heart disease no match for 10 half-assed push-ups he does couple times a week,1
floor plan of retirement community 90% defibrillator locations,1
mindful mantras for teachers,0
you better give our dad a good trade deal or you'll be sorry!' shout angry trump boys on phone with employee of local chinese restaurant,1
poll finds majority of americans have never met willem dafoe,1
rising star john kerry's stirring speech paves way for 2016 presidential run,1
an open letter to the united church of christ,0
25-pound ham wedged in parents' refrigerator,1
why the azores are the best european island destination for all types of travelers,0
"if only sully had been flying those planes on 9/11,' grade-a idiot remarks",1
"latina says napa valley wine train threatened her group too, suggests 'a pattern'",0
cheering gets slightly less loud after obama's call for community service,1
western washington university shuts down due to racist threat and online hate speech,0
mindful mantras for teachers,0
the ultimate checklist for new parents,0
a cornell frat held a disgusting 'pig roast' sex contest and i'm not surprised,0
casinos getting people to play longer by telling them rest of civilization destroyed,1
5 tips for creating a beautiful product roadmap,0
trevor noah on trumpcare's passage in the house: f**king unbelievable,0
"area man directs customers to superior value in all-weather radials, yet feels nothing",1
john oliver: nratv is like a 'deranged letter from a serial killer',0
video highlights the kind of breastfeeding shaming we don't really talk about,0
donald trump: the four-legged stool,0
thing happens,1
another disgusting operation proves john mccain is healthy,1
see families reunite after donald trump's travel ban was lifted -- and try not to cry,0
justin timberlake is the new face of dad-pop,0
fermilab receives generous anonymous particle donation,1
woman mentally rifles through friends for perfect person to sympathize with current pettiness,1
knight news challenge gives $3.2m to 22 ideas to inform the public and increase voting,0
"man fishes for legendary, elusive compliment",1
"advisors tell trump, cruz to stick to just attacking all women in general",1
man doesn't realize date went terribly,1
house lawmakers brainstorming some good things to say about poor people before meeting pope francis,1
8.8 million people enrolled in obamacare plans for 2018,0
nancy pelosi suggests donald trump get his mental health checked,0
an introvert's guide to throwing a solid holiday party,0
b condoms seeking faa permission to test drones for 'homeland security program',0
trump doesn't really want you to know that obamacare enrollment just started,0
study: obsessive-compulsive disorder obsessive-compulsive disorder obsessive-compulsive disorder,1
milky way's vast galactic plane shimmers in hypnotic new video,0
trump terrible 10 -- mooch improved edition,0
bush campaign more thought out than iraq war,1
gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day,0
tasting your way around the wizarding world of harry potter - diagon alley,0
"closeted soldiers getting in last clandestine rendezvous before 'don't ask, don't tell' repealed",1
sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol,0
"if isis had committed the 11 school shootings since sandy hook, congress would have declared war.",0
webster's reluctantly adds 'melty' to english lexicon,1
donald trump's proposed cabinet would bring some fringe figures in from the cold,0
republican coma candidate dominates gop debate,1
how obama moved the cuba needle,0
area man clearly came to redbox machine without any game plan,1
once upon a festival 2015 is upon us,0
an open letter to caitlyn jenner,0
wedding vows explicitly mention price of ceremony,1
the onion is getting into the movie business,0
where the money went: trump details fundraising for vets,0
royal baby has father's eyes,1
photographer assumes endless identities in her mother's clothes,0
harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees,0
mommy having sleepover,1
shell assures nation most arctic wildlife to go extinct well before next spill,1
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"a u.s. cyclist made sure she won gold, then collapsed to the ground",0
trump pours himself glass of chocolate syrup on rocks to unwind after stressful day,1
elaborate sentence construction facilitates omission of word 'boyfriend',1
dawn of the planet of the apes' owns weekend box office,0
the summer's dumbest video game is also kind of my favorite,0
"donald trump to meet with editors of new yorker, vanity fair and vogue",0
cackling trump reveals to dinner guests they've all just eaten single piece of his tax returns,1
"alaska airlines employee calls tomi lahren 'tami,' twitter loves it",0
abandoning voters of color would be immoral and shortsighted,0
national board of steve jaskoviak requests $10 billion bailout,1
flu can't wait to get the fuck out of area man's body,1
did trump revive failed cold war cuba policy to buy rubio's loyalty?,0
"nation wishes area man were a creep, but, ugh, he's actually really fucking nice",1
world's luminaries crowd around 'time' 100 list posted on editor's door,1
meditation in the menopause,0
trump jr. left open possibility that dad knew of trump tower meeting at the time,0
report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator,0
here's why the internet is convinced kylie jenner is having a baby boy,0
west virginia teachers are making sure their students get fed while they're on strike,0
55 tips to lose the weight for good,0
logitech introduces high-resistance keyboard for fitness-minded typists,1
robert redford may be wrong when he said retirement leads to death,0
radish (a cat) wants outta here...,0
elderly woman spends day in park feeding pigeons dismembered husband,1
kristen wiig's fake trailer from 'jimmy kimmel' needs to be made into a real movie,0
"in a hate-filled election, this moment shows exactly why america is already great",0
new employee still eager enough to pick up slack for coworkers,1
thing with old girlfriend works with new girlfriend,1
dem group boosts rep's gop challenger in hopes of splitting primary vote,0
new musical shines light on 'paris is burning' star and the mummified man found in her closet,0
kid with rough home life gives mickey extra long hug,1
sherwin-williams triumphantly reports nearly half the planet covered in paint,1
chrissy teigen is thankful she can now filter out the haters on instagram,0
open-minded music lover likes all kinds of metal,1
hillary clinton joins jennifer lopez onstage to encourage voters to 'get loud',0
no-makeup look easier to achieve than elle claims,1
texas latinos overwhelmingly support abortion rights,0
"dick cheney finally hunts down, kills man he shot in face in 2006",1
draft biden' super pac releases first ad,0
doj lawyers will fly to minneapolis to probe jamar clark shooting,0
jennifer lawrence stuns in oscar de la hoya gown,1
navy frogmen recover clinton's head,1
"after seeing this, you're going to want to run to banana republic",0
man cautiously avoids barnes & noble section where teens check out graphic novels,1
word 'millennials' forced into headline to boost pageviews,1
barbara and george h.w. bush could be the cutest presidential couple,0
woman probably just made up rape story in order to get threatening emails,1
"a year after a coward killed the charleston 9, bible study continues",0
point in evening reached where everyone tries to lift biggest friend,1
newspapers piling up on dead homeowner's doorstep,1
i struggled to bond with my second son,0
"mad men: ""the forecast"" is mixed",0
hillary clinton wins massachusetts' democratic primary,0
palmolive attacks dawn for coddling grease,1
the nfl should provide an exemption for medical marijuana,0
longtime refugees grateful for citizenship in tanzania,0
online therapy necessary to address growing mental health burden,0
6 times leo and kate made the golden globes completely captivating,0
"times have changed for american families. it's time for policies to change, too.",0
man 20 minutes into organizing shelves becomes grimly aware of what chaos he has wrought,1
former treasury secretary hank paulson says he will vote for hillary clinton,0
"obama administration hits goal of welcoming 10,000 syrian refugees",0
where you live may add to why you smoke,0
someone's job riding on success of antacid gum,1
paul mccartney's mix-cd for new girlfriend a little self-indulgent,1
nbc to add dateline: flursday,1
tweeters school donald trump over tom cruise 'top gun' speech gaffe,0
report: women only made up 2.7% of video game bosses last year,1
the constant conflict between feminism and nationalism,0
jewish man charged with hate crime resurrects brooklyn's racial tension,0
relationship experts say healthy couples should be renewing their vows 3 times a week,1
nutritionists recommend increasing intake of whatever will earn you free t-shirt from restaurant,1
nation's optimists need to shut the fuck up right now,1
encouraging new study indicates majority of u.s. students can now recognize math,1
area mom raving about phoenix airport,1
the sheer beauty of montana just intrigues me': meet the people of livingston,0
congress adds 'all your base are belong to us' amendment to bankruptcy bill,1
tormund and the hound singing could melt the night king's icy heart,0
network pushes the 'dumbing it down' envelope,1
tania bruguera: 'in cuba we have learned our duties very well but not our rights',0
still too early to tell if pulling chain turned overhead fan off,1
light beer healthiest food option at stadium,1
serena williams has perfected her argument against the wage gap,0
how a post-planned parenthood world could look for women,0
teen mom' star maci bookout gives birth to a baby girl,0
report: it time to give up,1
"repealing net neutrality will help spur innovation,' announces face of ajit pai blaring from every computer screen in nation",1
donald w. bush?,0
clinton can win 45 states,0
area man never leaves house without putting on lucky everything,1
black athletes don't work on a plantation,0
local actions lead the global efforts to address climate change,0
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"bush vows to do 'that thing gore just said, only better'",1
cbs news partners with twitter for second democratic debate,0
study finds fewer millennials want to live,1
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test-driven teacher evaluations strike out,0
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(video) aol sees growth in programmatic tv with 58 ad campaigns up,0
democrats weigh how to nudge sanders out,0
couple keeps marriage together for sake of no one,1
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biden forges president's signature on executive order to make december dokken history month,1
"parents with more vacation time, financial resources want to know when son will come home for a visit",1
the little boy from 'love actually' has not changed at all,0
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"hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone",0
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house democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike,0
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petco employee stocks gerbils by the cash register for impulse purchases,1
ecosystem sobered by how young species was when it went extinct,1
"stress and performance anxiety, part 2",0
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sepp blatter faces 90-day suspension from fifa,0
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woman walking alone at night picks up pace after spotting truck full of alabama lawmakers slowly following her,1
"trailblazing women: whitney johnson, leading thinker & co founder of clayton christensen's investment firm",0
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i don't fight because i'm violent -- i fight because the world is,0
e-sports organizations are going to launch governing body for pro video gaming,0
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anchor ad-libs news with 97 percent accuracy,1
no one in group admits girls' night out a colossal failure,1
birthday cards from grandma becoming more religious,1
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independence day,0
coworker has that excuse that's going around,1
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angela merkel will seek fourth term as german chancellor,0
local man puts rehab behind him,1
enrique iglesias and anna kournikova share first photos of newborn twins,0
amazon's m&a strategy evolves,0
what was he wearing?' why the media needs to ask the right questions about rape and violence,0
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man offered cocaine by guy he met at urinal 90 seconds ago,1
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over 450 protesters arrested in tehran during crackdown on anti-government demonstrations,0
report: watching episode of 'downton abbey' counts as reading book,1
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justin trudeau is king of the political sock game no more,0
"lost jack london manuscript, 'the doggy,' found",1
bernie sanders slams trump: 'that kind of crap is not going to work in the united states',0
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filmmaker says 'stranger things' creators stole his ideas in new lawsuit,0
"top 3 reasons why 400 ppm co2 is/is not the end of the world, or how i learned to stop worrying and love air conditioning. part 1: the numbers",0
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cold anger in restless times: the growing movement for racial and social justice,0
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tony hale reveals the new york inspiration for buster bluth's personality,0
custom fireplace store totally jumps gentrification gun,1
"mayor hits on crazy idea of developing city's waterfront, green spaces",1
rumors of extramarital affair end campaign of presidential candidate who didn't know china has nuclear weapons,1
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poll: duckworth lead over kirk shrivels,0
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barbra streisand and jennifer hudson team up,0
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grab them by the… hand: donald trump's disturbing nonverbal behavior,0
saudi arabia officially lifts ban on female monster truck rallies,1
woman apologizes to therapist for monopolizing conversation,1
these 8 asian american movement stories from the past year show us the way forward,0
humble ascetic declines in-flight beverage service,1
nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative,0
grammy and tony award nominated brandon victor dixon is on broadway in motown: the musical,0
paul rand: the father of graphic design at the museum of the city of new york,0
trump spends 10 minutes mistakenly addressing steve bannon's freshly shed exoskeleton,1
doctor informs woman he's overweight,1
how the host of 'river monsters' hopes his show will inspire environmentalism,0
little leaguers booted from world series over snapchat post,0
department of transportation allocates $400 million for national shortcut,1
more than 12 million enroll in obamacare,0
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ham glazed to dangerously delicious levels,1
copycat criminals continue to mimic liquor store robbery from 1822,1
ohio state hires jim tressel as head football coach,1
trump announces paris accord decision with ... is that jazz music?,0
uc davis chancellor linda katehi placed on leave over claims of ethics violations,0
mitt romney reaches out to young voters with laser tag pizza party,1
"defense: 'george zimmerman is, you know, he's a decent enough guy'",1
country singer & former 'one tree hill' star jana kramer welcomes daughter jolie rae,0
this mountain bike trail is nothing short of terrifying,0
cathedral moves sculpture because texters keep bumping into it,0
millions across country celebrate 'make a kid at work' day,1
mike pence clearly went to ash wednesday services dozens of times,1
photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come,0
area man tired of making excuses for rapist friend,1
the u.s. might be getting closer to expanding its isis fight,0
new macrowave can defrost a roast in 72 hours,1
why eating salmon is so damn good for your skin,0
most americans think it's racist to talk about immigrants from 'shithole countries',0
trump voters had a much better 2017 than clinton voters did,0
tracy k. smith is america's new poet laureate,0
"34 perfectly snarky tweets about 'the bachelor,' episode 3",0
departing bo obama lands k street lobbyist position,1
102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood,0
nation's economic recovery hinging on success of diet vanilla coke,1
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specifics of hostile takeover fiercely boring,1
"russell crowe reacts to death of john nash, 'a beautiful mind' mathematician",0
an astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective,0
masochistic toilet craving hot piss,1
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"sudan used chemical weapons in deadly darfur attacks, amnesty says",0
pentagon loses hard drive with all the movies on it,1
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congress debates coolness of rush,1
ex-aide to gabrielle giffords faces recount in house race,0
"trump suffering horrible indigestion after eating fresh, well-prepared state dinner meal",1
republicans near deal on tax cut bill,0
mother's day -- more than once a year,0
"economic anxiety, distrust of government fuel gold rush",0
awe-inspiring photos of military servicewomen walking the runway,0
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riaa bans telling friends about songs,1
kate winslet refused to thank 'nasty' harvey weinstein in 2009 oscar speech,0
housefly fondly recalls losing virginity on rotting pile of ground beef,1
finding the common thread,0
puerto rico governor calls for cancellation of whitefish contract,0
this 'alice in wonderland' wedding will take you down the rabbit hole,0
trump the globalist plutocrat,0
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tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously,1
neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer,1
cinemax director wins award for skinematography,1
oklahoma state penitentiary unveils new in-chamber entertainment system to keep inmates occupied during lethal injections,1
local hamburger to star in national ad,1
study finds average american hopes no one saw that 12 times per day,1
everyone proud of grandma for staying awake,1
"mom $15,000 in the hole with ceramic frog dealer",1
new yorkers dismayed at election results can seek out 'subway therapy',0
historical archives: sing ho! for the king of broil'd meats,1
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turkey clamps down on mine disaster protests as death toll reaches 301,0
ryan seacrest will work red carpet at oscars despite sexual misconduct claims,0
jared kushner spends fourth consecutive day silently ensnared in decorative white house spider webs,1
green streets are healthy streets,0
fame sexually transmitted,1
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decades of hosts return for 'gma' anniversary,0
rachel maddow claims new audio damning enough to pad out entire week's worth of shows,1
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"moms need to get away, too!",0
passenger assures flight attendant he has opened emergency exit dozens of times before,1
ironic-kitsch-appreciation subculture excited about new britney spears novel,1
not your mother's james baldwin,0
guest given air mattress that will slowly deflate throughout night,1
report: it still nowhere near okay to act like donald trump,1
a mild-mannered woman from washington is the democrats' deadliest weapon,0
mom thought nfl's first openly gay player should have been drafted earlier,1
exhilarated woman discovers last person who used jigsaw puzzle left lots of pieces sticking together,1
here's a reminder of how far donald trump has flip-flopped on health care,0
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black freshmen at university of pennsylvania receive racist messages depicting lynchings,0
rep. john lewis: trump is not a 'legitimate president',0
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russian man just pretending meteor shower the reason he's bleeding from face,1
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halle berry: my undying wish is to play angela davis in a biopic,0
israel calls for increase in u.s. taxes to fund attacks on gaza,1
obama and democrats set a trap for trump after baton rouge,0
world leader wondering why he just met with the former governor of massachusetts,1
senior pretty checked out during entire final year,1
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"following ray bradbury's death, thousands of people buy kindle version of book about demise of paper books",1
the gallery trying to get women artists paid,0
loving every minute trump sweats the gop,0
friend who listened to podcast on watergate bursts into conversation with guns fucking blazing,1
the mediterranean refugee crisis,0
"cleveland, ohio is a magical place",0
so-called professional gamer not even racist,1
congress approves of $250 billion,1
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"report finds koch brothers increasingly falling under control of influential, high-powered trillionaire",1
"cia chief admits to torture after six-hour beating, electrocution",1
fda approves first artificial tumor,1
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white house celebrates fifth straight year without oral sex,1
here's why hillary clinton's federal reserve plan is a big deal,0
might rbg's trump criticism come home to roost?,0
movie deemed acceptable for mom and dad,1
boy's whale-song imitation not helping anything,1
"new 40-gigabite ihop breakfast platter holds up to 10,000 pancakes",1
steven spielberg bashes virtual reality at cannes,0
luis gutierrez shoots down steve king and louis gohmert on law protecting child immigrants,0
donald trump says he might pay legal fees for man who sucker-punched a protester,0
report: female interns earn only three-fourths of college credit that male counterparts do,1
"mom locked in infinite loop of purchasing, returning items from lord & taylor",1
watch anthony weiner discover he's not going to be new york's mayor,0
aides concerned trump's mental health declining after president admits he may not be omnipotent living god,1
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here's how bendy your body actually gets during yoga class,0
everything you need to know about the bad democratic turnout numbers,0
what we found at 'the end of the tour',0
russian jets in 'unsafe' encounters with destroyer: u.s. official,0
duke of burgundy' is the all-female erotic drama you need to see,0
deadly midair collision reported in maryland,0
newest baywatch  cast member kicks it  with byron allen,1
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"if ya can't beat 'em, screw 'em: north carolina governor signs bills gutting successor's power",0
"the ultimate houston, texas, road trip playlist",0
possible ebola case investigated in italy,0
author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account',0
man who didn't get joke acts like he did,1
teenage katrina survivor wins yet another essay contest,1
45 million gallons of crude blood lost in red cross pipeline rupture,1
horrified nurses discover 40-pound baby after accidentally leaving it in incubator over weekend,1
these 7 questions could determine whether your marriage will last or fail,0
"in malala's hometown, a young activist advocates for girls' education",0
obama calls baton rouge police shooting 'the work of cowards who speak for no one',0
bigot annoyed local mosque already vandalized before he got there,1
excited shopper decides to wear new butt plug out of store,1
donald trump implodes his way to strongest fundraising month yet,0
bush diagnosed with attention-to-deficit disorder,1
pope wins host-eating contest,1
trevor noah eviscerates donald trump's love of stop-and-frisk,0
"77% of us feel bad about wasting food, but aren't sure what to do",0
nordstrom just low-key dropped a huge fall sale,0
senator 'alarmed' by reports u.s. military families were harassed,0
"man busted for selling drugs and stolen guns from driveway, feds say",0
michael jackson estate releases new documentary alleging king of pop gets lifetime pass for 'thriller',1
"solidarity, prayers and support for torched st. louis churches",0
these timelapses of america's fastest-growing cities will make your jaw drop,0
mom responds to unsolicited advice about improving her postpartum body,0
senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights,0
"nom funneled millions to fight maine marriage equality, but had only one big donor from the state",0
"tea party movement hopelessly divided into enraged, apoplectic factions",1
cheney suspects bush listening in on other phone,1
"harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples",0
"fast food drive-thru just cow carcass, bucket for money",1
pathetic hands subject to man's every whim,1
"georgia adds swastika, middle finger to state flag",1
"sweating, trembling mom still coming down from high of having kids under one roof",1
sports psychologists suggest tiger's slump may be because of all that shit he went through,1
willow rented,1
can mtv go back to the music in an on-demand world?,0
why george w. bush should not march in selma,0
mother feels a little validated after daughter who stayed out late gets murdered,1
rupaul's drag race all stars 3' episode 6 recap: which queen returned to the competition?,0
we tested the new 'tearless' onions to see if they really work,0
millions of people prince william would never deign to speak to captivated by royal wedding,1
world unites in desire to have a little more time between terrorist attacks,1
party not big enough to move out of kitchen yet,1
remember that time donald trump almost bought an nfl team?,0
"at least days getting longer,' squeaks tiny inner voice drowned out by rest of worries",1
moana' sails straight to the top of the box office with massive $81.1 million opening,0
heaven prepares for huge rush of college kids over spring break,1
nation admits they only care about freedom of speech for imparting information about 'star wars' shit,1
website humiliating itself,1
national enquirer turns on michael cohen,0
recent mlb incidents reveal warped ideas of manhood in sports,0
nation shocked cop facing punishment for murder,1
clinton blasts obama for slamming edwards jab,1
trump supporters harass immigration protesters in iowa,0
brooklyn's black santa explains why christmas joy has no color,0
the uptown beggar,0
yalie strikes harvard lad sharply about the face and neck,1
trust no one:' a talk with jayne ann krentz,0
"experts recommend breaking down crushing defeats into smaller, more manageable failures",1
elderly woman relieved to know she's tackled last technological advancement of lifetime,1
claire danes fantasized about,1
report: scientists still decades away from deciphering wireless bill,1
"extra, extra! how to get your face on screen",0
james cameron says jack from 'titanic' had to die because of art,0
13 tough life situations -- and the perfect books to get you through,0
"malaysian airliner shot down, fedex charged over drug shipments (video)",0
guys' weekend getaway begins with daring purchase of new kind of beer,1
you're forgetting about the one backyard feature that can extend your summer,0
you can train your brain to make smarter money decisions. here's how,0
healthcare is a political statement for the republican party,0
trump 'office' parody is a glimpse at the buffoonery we have in store,0
10 secrets of irresistible people,0
shoe scientists unveil advanced 'double knot' technology,1
4 steps to a younger-looking neck,0
doctor will provide free surgeries for trans military personnel,0
embarrassed sony ceo announces new video game system,1
"britain to send 125 military advisers to iraq, says david cameron",0
this is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future',0
luke from 'gilmore girls' is getting his own line of coffee,0
watch samantha bee decimate state officials who trash rape kits,0
opera ends on unexpected high note,1
mindful parenting: how to respond instead of react,0
"loose-lipped rudy giuliani does not represent u.s. on foreign policy, warns state department",0
al kozlewski pulls a kozlewski,1
"chinese reporter rolled her eyes on state television, and social media users can't deal",0
heartbreaking video shows starving polar bear on warming canadian island,0
new stardew valley expansion allows player to shoot self in barn after family farm bankrupted by corporate agribusiness,1
jimmy fallon treats sienna miller and anthony bourdain to some really terrible food,0
"a popular voting reform could add 22 million americans to the rolls, analysis shows",0
how to safely thaw a turkey,0
watch anthony weiner discover he's not going to be new york's mayor,0
these breathtakingly beautiful cakes are straight out of a dream,0
lena dunham opens up about sexual healing after assault in poignant essay,0
cost-cutting measures force company to start hiring more female employees,1
here's a genius way to respond to anti-semitism,0
10 tools for parents that should have been invented already,0
"we'll be moving shortly,' says train conductor waiting for workers to remove dead body from tracks",1
moderator reminds vice presidential debate audience to remain silent when exiting early,1
a pivotal law for nyc pets,0
"if you don't vote, you get what you deserve",0
coachella-goers freak out after headliner beyoncé announces she's pregnant with twins,0
chiquita introduces easy-grip banana,1
"nigel, the lonely seabird, dies next to the concrete bird replica he loved for 5 years",0
one man's journey into modern shamanism,0
mom-to-be breaks big news to husband with airplane pilot's help,0
lindsey graham asks nearby family to take his picture for photo op,1
new x-men film features bryan singer traveling back in time to molest younger self,1
narrow gaps in bathroom stall doors to be widened monday,1
police officers waving everyone over to take a look at what happened to this guy,1
if trump praised other historic african-american figures like he did frederick douglass,0
ben carson tormented by periodic rational thoughts,1
hr sends out reminder email about not scrawling 'revenge' in blood in conference room,1
no shelter: counting the homeless in seattle,0
"a year after paris attacks, france still hasn't figured out how to contain terrorism",0
man waiting in h&r block lobby nervously eyeing how much more paperwork everyone else brought,1
miss france iris mittenaere wins miss universe crown,0
rob reiner says he won't shoot in nc unless anti-lgbt law is repealed,0
man worried about drug dealer who's not picking up phone,1
soldier excited to take over father's old afghanistan patrol route,1
"domhnall gleeson, that 'nasty piece of work' general hux, is one of today's brightest actors",0
"the making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery",0
here's how to instantly boost your dating confidence,0
shinto priestess killed by brother during sword attack at tokyo shrine,0
here's what reagan and bush had to say about immigration,0
nasa launches first cordless satellite,1
boy calls 911 to ask deputies over for family's thanksgiving dinner,0
how to meditate: guided practice for stress relief,0
top gop strategist who bashed donald trump will now try to get him elected,0
hillary clinton loses lead over bernie sanders in new iowa poll,0
tim kaine clearly ate rocket pop during pence's rebuttal,1
"michelle, ross and carson on the wild ride to 'rupaul's drag race'",0
police supporters rally in washington d.c.,0
madeline albright sworn in as secretary,1
fussy eater 38,1
economy of vacation town apparently entirely run by overwhelmed high schoolers,1
new toyota suv holds eight passengers and their suvs,1
cheney orders motorcade to gun it over half-open drawbridge,1
stabbing at miami's art basel gallery mistaken as performance art,0
hasbro pledges additional 30 marbles for hippo-hunger relief,1
man visiting hometown amazed to find all his childhood insecurities still there,1
"with a little luck, trump and his cronies will disrupt their own plans",0
red lobster celebrates return of annual all-you-can-eat krill fest,1
"on eve of olympics, top investigator details secret efforts to undermine russian doping probe",0
sunday night's supermoon was incredible — but deadly for these animals,0
a gospel of white supremacy is not the gospel of christ,0
area man has no idea what he went downstairs for,1
"dirty, bearded vince foster bursts through doors of clinton fundraiser",1
affluenza' mom tonya couch has curfew eased so she can find a job,0
motivational poster inspires 264 layoffs,1
"nation offsets carbon footprint by planting single 300,000-foot-tall tree",1
4 steps to a younger-looking neck,0
silencing milo,0
obama sleeping with louisville slugger under bed now,1
third-grader clearly biting off more than he can chew at elementary school book fair,1
this is what it's like to get butt-dialed by lorne michaels,0
rudy giuliani suddenly realizes he's been grinning during entire 9/11 ceremony,1
dog dies on united flight after passenger forced to put carrier in overhead bin,0
israeli forces kill at least 16 palestinian protesters along gaza border: officials,0
13 easily overlooked bathroom accessories every home needs,0
apparently fire marshal wasn't just being a dick,1
sales of guys gone wild video disappointing,1
bp's clean water act fines will be smaller than gulf states thought,0
cocaine dealer most upstanding guy wall street broker knows,1
receiving thanks,0
chris christie's political confidant and new jersey pension overseer resigns,0
obama under fire for playing t-ball during vietnam,1
homelessness in the us dropped slightly since last year,0
photos capturing string instrument movements are so stunning they look photoshopped,0
photos appear to show richard dreyfuss groping fans backstage,0
man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats,0
shy balloon spends entire party floating in back corner of room by itself,1
senate unable to get enough republican votes to honor 'to kill a mockingbird',1
new blog piece on woody allen to settle everything,1
kanye west ice cream week returns to new york,0
parents of girl born without nose tell others not to give up on babies with rare condition,0
daddy yankee singing 'despacito' with cancer patient needs no translation,0
family relieved to hear good grandma didn't die,1
why we march,0
grey's anatomy' fans launch petition to bring back mcdreamy,0
retirement overseas: are we all just waiting for the grim reaper?,0
"welcome to myanmar's (empty) capital city, president obama!",0
last thing government worker needed was agency labeling him 'nonessential',1
quiet loner really comes out of shell at gun store,1
fan just going to keep open mind about whether new 'star wars' best or worst movie ever,1
your compliments are gross and so are you,0
another university stops students from passing out copies of the constitution,0
faith groups rally against racism on anniversary of martin luther king jr.'s death,0
local man's fear of snakes increases with each snakebite,1
kim jong-un wonders if nuclear threats distracting him from real goal of starving citizenry,1
melania trump's online safety pamphlet seems lifted from the obama administration,0
coworker even a dick in his expense reports,1
best-laid plans of mice mostly cheese-related,1
free-thinking cat shits outside the box,1
lee daniels made 'star' for 'white people to feel good about being white',0
the 7 upsides to sending your last kid off to college,0
supreme court justice benatar orders army to stop using sex as a weapon,1
5 spectacular april getaways,0
reality star jill duggar just became a dillard,0
gary busey nearly drowns recovering pork chop from swimming pool,1
when the going gets tough: advice from former navy seal,0
elizabeth warren calls for investigation of ny fed over secret tapes,0
john boehner explains why he's suing obama again,0
women are using iconic anti-mobster law to go after harvey weinstein,0
colorado legalizes medicinal fireworks,1
we get from the world what we invest in ourselves,0
here's why you shouldn't take selfies with pythons,0
ham glazed to dangerously delicious levels,1
pope francis wearing sweater vestments he got for christmas,1
california to release all prisoners who seem nice enough,1
queer eye' star bobby berk gave me a desk makeover -- and it was incredible,0
this photo of mark zuckerberg's closet offers a lesson for working parents,0
entire republican national convention stunned as ann romney asks for divorce,1
president bush urges nation,1
tenants forced to clean apartment before telling landlord about mice,1
18 alternatives to those played-out dorm-room posters,0
history buff can really relate to millard fillmore,1
america gets set to enjoy month or so of libya seeming like symbol of freedom,1
mckinney police officer involved in pool party incident resigns,0
trump assures nation that decision for syrian airstrikes came after carefully considering all his passing whims,1
speaking of 'rigged',0
student snaps awake upon hearing word 'hydroponics',1
"grandchild, grandfather equally dreading collaboration for school interview project",1
cash-strapped oklahoma to conduct executions by hammering squad,1
"university of illinois researchers find link between attending university of illinois, receiving solid education at great price",1
biden investigated for questionable workers' comp claim,1
"twitter 'verifies' jason kessler, organizer of charlottesville white supremacist rally",0
ted cruz stuck in nosebleed seats at senate campaign rally,1
tony robbins apologizes amid backlash over me too comments,0
tina yothers fantasy camp files for bankruptcy,1
frogs in a warming climate pot: let's jump out now before we 'croak',0
pepsico marketing mix-up results in $300 million lemon-lime doritos campaign,1
retreating clinton campaign torches iowa town to slow advance of sanders volunteers,1
school friends don't find camp songs funny,1
panasonic introduces portable 500-disc changer to compete against ipod,1
5-year-old reluctantly lets crying mom sleep in his bed again,1
congress concerned about weirdo senator's increasingly violent legislation,1
fantasized argument getting pretty intense,1
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no one else but you invited to creepy dave's debate party,1
trans author: why i don't believe anyone should transition in the public eye,0
i was denied entry to a county courthouse because i am a muslim woman,0
guy just trying on shirt right in middle of store,1
man frantically returns to website that just crashed his browser,1
un quietly pushed into east river,1
joe biden has strong words for betsy devos after her title ix announcement,0
public-speaking student to make point of gesturing,1
un: israeli freeze on palestinian permits after attack may be collective punishment,0
israelis and palestinians at harvard: part 9 of 9,0
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female authors accuse junot diaz of 'virulent misogyny',0
nbc admits to never actually making an episode of 'chuck',1
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kelsea ballerini believes it's a new era for women in country music,0
beanie broker urges storkholders to sell,1
god recalls 1983 speedboat accident that sent him to heaven,1
a look behind the bedroom door at what's causing your low libido,0
"thomas pogge has 'done damage' to yale philosophy department, colleague says",0
how do you sleep at night while cutting meals on wheels? a white house guide,0
this disorder feels like 'being awake inside a corpse',0
i'm the same person - being gay and loving god,0
polka fan on a real harold loeffelmacher kick lately,1
boss' threats hilarious,1
the presidency and moral courage,0
5 of the best wurst on planet barbecue,0
nato air base hit by taliban rockets,0
feinstein: obama 'too cautious' on isis,0
it's not about leading; it's about leading well,0
how to make the most gorgeous summer dinner ever,0
man wearing 'jewmerica' t-shirt never dreamed he'd see this day,1
lamar odom to document his road to recovery in new reality series,0
patti smith's advice about what really matters in life will give you chills,0
america's decline in wages can be traced to george w. bush era,0
"un: civilians are being killed, wounded in record numbers in afghanistan",0
bold new pope shows crowd in saint peter's square how to apply condom,1
clinton bleeds to death,1
area man up for anything except being the one who makes the decision,1
joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations,0
looking for love online? here's the best way to do it,0
"chicago announces new tax breaks to attract major new york, la shootings",1
carrie fisher's birth announcement in 1992 captured her signature humor,0
a playful reminder not to get too stressed out by parenting advice,0
precious little voter needs to feel inspired by candidate,1
aaron hernandez suicide highlights systemic problem in massachusetts jails and prisons,0
"in argentina, the supreme court spurs national outrage with leniency for a 'dirty war' criminal",0
exclusive video: sean hayes discovers family's criminal past,0
nfl player's tweets about gruesome injury remind us that life is 'cruel sometimes',0
"nader supporters blame electoral defeat on bush, kerry",1
chris stapleton had no idea who adele was when she covered his song,0
how jimmy carter learned to make his wife rosalynn a 'full' partner,0
bernie sanders promises a contested democratic convention,0
will foot fetishists foot the bill for nsfw new toy?,0
moviegoer can already see where commercials will go,1
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area man thinking about getting one of those all-body scans,1
zeke thomas wants gay men to stop staying silent about assault,0
financial analysts offer to talk about recession for $5,1
nana finally makes it to never land in battle for the book!,0
nation surprised it took so long for primaries to weed out candidate with genuine principles,1
"a celebrity's outlandish interior design request, from mark cutler (video)",0
twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge,0
starting unicorn companies: fireeye,0
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saudi-uae push to mobilize tribes against qatari emir,0
"amazon warehouses stocked with 20,000 doctors in preparation for healthcare launch",1
peter dinklage meets the world's worst 'game of thrones' fan in 'saturday night live' promo,0
"6 months of trump, 6 lessons learned",0
here's the smart thing the nfl is doing to fix its dumb catch rule,0
man 20 minutes into organizing shelves becomes grimly aware of what chaos he has wrought,1
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jennifer garner makes first public appearance since ben affleck split,0
20 people found refuge in a famous paris bookstore during attacks,0
huffpost hosting big father's day event in nyc,0
claire danes is expecting baby number two with hugh dancy,0
entirety of man's personal data protected by reference to third season of 'the west wing',1
video shows biker gang pounding driver on california highway,0
scientists develop new extra-sloppy peach,1
everybody from 'the hills' is having kids now,0
self-conscious flasher fully clothed under trench coat,1
"entrepreneur series: growing up and doing business with... mandy ingber, celebrity yoga instructor",0
new edition of bible specifically mentions second amendment,1
report: 89% of americans just want to go home right now,1
elon musk offering $1.2 billion in grants to any project that promises to make him feel complete,1
"12 years a slave,' 'captain phillips,' 'american hustle,' 'wolf of wall street,' 'blue jasmine,' 'dallas buyers club,' 'her,' 'nebraska,' 'before midnight,' and 'philomena' all written during same continuing education screenwriting class",1
"government official who makes perfectly valid, well-reasoned point against israel forced to resign",1
mar-a-lago assistant manager wondering if anyone coming to collect nuclear briefcase from lost and found,1
this adult take on a classic children's hairstyle is a must,0
george clooney slams donald trump for 'idiotic' comments about mexico,0
cnn investigating reports of wolf blitzer's highly proper sexual conduct,1
what being 'pro-israel' should mean,0
pope francis' silent response to the filipino girl: what he might have been thinking,0
the things moms carry,0
can using this little-known spice actually make you eat less?,0
office bad boy sees right through team-building exercise,1
no good that comey does on trump/russia can undo his legacy: he poisoned a presidential election,0
omg did time put devil horns on hillary clinton?!,0
area man's knee making weird sound,1
sleepover guests get story straight on what time they went to bed,1
the 'pitch perfect 3' ladies are #squadgoals at the atlanta falcons game,0
trump's budget:  a blow to our communities and to our latin american neighbors,0
teen shot and killed months after he spoke out against gun violence,0
winter storm threatens homeless man's plans to survive over thanksgiving,1
"oh god, what happened last night?' says groggy mike pence after waking up in same bed as wife",1
time to end subsidies that are destroying forests,0
everyone thinks this is lady gaga's character in 'american horror story',0
rep. steve king tweets latina constituent: 'do you always lie in english?',0
cities move to outlaw hollow-point silver bullets after wave of gruesome werewolf slayings,1
underwear worn out of respect for the dead,1
group of hunky cardinals appeal to pope to relax celibacy requirement,1
general mills releases new lucky charms with 15 percent less leprechaun meat,1
cia torture's immeasurable damage to u.s. global leadership,0
crowd cheers as 93-year-old fuckup finally graduates from college,1
everything you worked so hard for lying in splinters at your feet,1
saddle up! 'westworld' is renewed for season 2,0
black women bishops are making history in this predominantly white church,0
omarosa searches through tapes of everyone else in white house using n-word for one of trump,1
how pop culture can change the way we talk about abortion,0
"rohingya muslims flee as more than 2,600 houses burned in myanmar's rakhine",0
bi-curious man dials 1-900 number,1
patton oswalt wants you to know 'you're a f**king child' if you don't vote because you hate hillary,0
texas lieutenant governor introduces anti-lgbtq bathroom bill,0
"fox news host disavows internment camps, after panelists suggest rounding up muslims",0
speak up and give back if you want the economy to improve,0
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"men break down watching footage of female genital mutilation, vow to speak out against practice",0
hair dyed back to original color,1
the bible could become tennessee's official state book,0
paul ryan awaiting soulcycle instructor's approval before accepting speaker role,1
researchers find human beings naturally evolved toward monogamy and carrying on fun little flings on side,1
want to increase trust? increase your say/do ratio!,0
gop ignores key lesson on race,0
did climate change spawn all these hurricanes? here's why it's hard to say.,0
manly man wastes entire year's worth of feelings on single movie viewing,1
complete idiot still thinks brittany murphy dating jeff kwatinetz,1
bouncer instructed not to let people like himself in,1
weekend roundup: the orlando shooting reveals the clash of civilizations within,0
man keeps having same experience where he shows up to work naked,1
employees from other department announce plan to ramble on about fucking nothing right next to your desk,1
fruit of islam cause man to soil fruit of looms,1
is america now a debtor nation?,0
donald trump invokes michael moore in a grasp for liberal support,0
frantic steve jobs stays up all night designing apple tablet,1
the old lady and the sea,0
this hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut,0
marco rubio nabs his first 2016 win in minnesota gop presidential caucus,0
experts: ebola vaccine at least 50 white people away,1
10 trans youth share their struggles and hopes in this emotional short film,0
the restrictions journalists agreed to in order to attend the koch brothers' conference,0
"nation's dogs dangerously underpetted, say dogs",1
navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t',0
robert mueller begins thirteenth day undercover as white house janitor,1
rc car works up courage to approach group of girls,1
mta reveals they have no idea where voices speaking to everyone on subway coming from,1
area mom off thinking about princess diana again,1
camila cabello's cover of 'say you won't let go' is raw power,0
biggest loser in high school adjusting to being ordinary loser in college,1
"as trump and north korea hurl threats, hawaii prepares for a nuclear attack",0
grandma excited to show off new beach sweater,1
second-semester fling leads to first-trimester abortion,1
north korea's evil-looking hotel has a brighter feature,0
child bored with christmas puppy,1
crestfallen 'unite the right' organizer eats swastika cake alone after no one shows up to his rally,1
is it ok to be rich?,0
"donald trump: if the economy is gonna explode, let it happen quickly",0
republican pick-up lines are about as creepy as you might imagine,0
man always carries gun in case he needs to escalate situation,1
panicked john kelly ushers half-naked trump away from podium as president shouts support for eugenics,1
doctor makes half-hearted alternative suggestions before handing over drugs,1
media ignores cancer struggle of champion unicyclist,1
"vicious, man-eating carnivores on decline in arctic",1
mysteryland 2014 set times announced,0
god admits he was in pretty bad place while creating universe,1
clinton assures tim kaine she'll continue serving as president in event of her death,1
trump's statement on canceled london visit is full of falsehoods,0
"colleges suspend students for sexual assault, but don't actually ban them from campus",0
dear president trump: our grandparents were refugees. this is their story.,0
"steady job growth is still not boosting workers' pay, new numbers show",0
women reveal the real purpose of workout clothes,0
stripper not in phone book,1
j.j. abrams is doing something real about #oscarssowhite,0
mudbound' oscar nominations place netflix in big leagues,0
stephen colbert has a theory about gary cohn's sudden departure from the white house,0
iran vows 'firm response' unless obama stops sanctions renewal,0
epa chief scott pruitt avoids ordinary citizens on first trip to oil-rich north dakota,0
local company introduces new take your daughter's friend to work day,1
democrats express outrage as gop tax cuts inch closer to completion,0
australian politicians are gloating about their nation's draconian refugee policy,0
"nelson mandela admits thoughts, prayers of millions played no part in recovery",1
deray mckesson breaks down the real meaning of the 'ferguson effect',0
roy moore on pedophilia accusers: 'these women are only discrediting me now because shifting sociocultural norms have created an environment in which assault allegations are taken seriously',1
jeff bezos named amazon employee of the month,1
hillary clinton mouthing along to presidential oath,1
vogue' assistant photo editor tasked with airbrushing out all of amy adams' swastika tattoos,1
cruel owner chains bike outside in freezing weather,1
trump's russia scandal means sessions and his justice department now face a choice,0
arizona department of corrections changes menstrual pad policy following backlash,0
tape dispensed,1
drunk driver honored,1
outback steakhouse at the center of bizarre conspiracy theory,0
secretary cracks under administration of third raspberry margarita,1
man on horse hates city,1
god feeling down in dumps after death of grandmother,1
bruce springsteen on fence about playing assad's birthday gig,1
area grasshopper kind of a thorax man himself,1
12 weird sports rules you may not have heard of,0
how marketing leaders can secure a seat in the c-suite,0
this exercise can help you find more time in your day,0
"""how do we allow a gunman to come into our children's school?""",0
when you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up,0
pope francis worried about job security after butting heads with new god,1
10 ways to win her back if you're a dude in a rom-com,0
"1999 collaboration between carlos santana, rob thomas somehow standing test of time",1
movie not nearly as awful as hoped,1
man hates it when other guys treat his girlfriend with respect,1
google grants $1 million to non-profit to bring more black boys to tech,0
experts say breakfast now sixth most important meal of the day,1
post-modern condition upgraded to pre-apocalyptic,1
winning lottery numbers so obvious in hindsight,1
making a dent in the global water crisis: why it's time to double down,0
new cereal for poor stays crunchy in water,1
new yorker releases cover it would have run if hillary clinton had won,0
hero lawyer uses technicality to free guilty man,1
wamu files for chaplev,1
daily meditation: finding the sacred,0
man votes early to get week bragging about it out of way,1
"it's snowing in hawaii right now, and we can't wait to visit",0
mccain campaign nabs top obama pun writer,1
"new wes anderson film features deadpan delivery, meticulous art direction, characters with father issues",1
congress confused by $500 million in trump's budget allocated for 'laser stuff',1
pepperidge factory farm under fire for inhumane treatment of milanos,1
middle manager announces plans to skedaddle,1
stephen colbert urges his viewers to go watch jimmy kimmel,0
"there's nothing to it,' secret service agent assures mar-a-lago bellhop assigned rooftop sniper duty",1
older cafeteria monitor not a teacher or parent or anything,1
patriotic betrayal in the 1960s -- when the cia turned students into spies,0
sessions disqualified all dominicans. senators must now disqualify him.,0
trump reportedly offered vice admiral harward national security adviser job,0
desperate dole promises best prom ever,1
donald trump responds to alicia machado by bragging he saved her job,0
carlos santana surprises wife with coupon for free 45-minute guitar solo,1
"20 years after big tobacco, is it time for 'big pain'?",0
oxford dictionaries' word of the year perfectly sums up life right now,0
what is a 'male body'?,0
toasting 2017 goodbye with ketogenic kool-aid,0
gawker is said to retool as politics site,0
making inequality the center of the 2016 debate,0
"despite accusations of fraud and deception, will globe university be expanding to your state?",0
"let's not just take it down, let's take it deeper",0
terrified dolphin throws himself at man's feet to escape hunters,0
wildest friend called up from bench to help woman get over breakup,1
"gop poisoned zika bill to satisfy 'crazies,' says harry reid",0
merkel condemns 'repulsive' far-right violence in charlottesville,0
gop voters want an outsider. can marco rubio convince them he is one?,0
"how democrats can emerge from the ""valley of humiliation""",0
avoiding auto repair scams,0
"nigel, the lonely seabird, dies next to the concrete bird replica he loved for 5 years",0
preschooler asks to borrow classmate's notes on shapes,1
report: nazi treasure hunters following more realistic retirement plan than 86% of country,1
5 foolproof muffins to kick off baking season,0
"explosion at fedex facility outside san antonio may be linked to austin bombings, fbi says",0
watch live: dave coulier dishes on 'fuller house',0
grandmother will live on in arguments over her wedding china,1
indiana jones leads cops on 100 mph chase,0
cancer doesn't care how we vote,0
is it wrong to outfox an airline at its own game?,0
subject of phone bill delicately broached,1
conjoined twin hogging kidney,1
pharmaceutical industry profiting from a solution to a problem they helped create,0
ants demand 23.9-hour workday,1
entire house implicated by phish poster,1
why did contraception stop being common ground in the abortion wars?,0
the stop trump movement got new life in ohio,0
"castro leaves hospital two years younger, four inches taller",1
pbs moderators spend first 10 minutes of debate asking candidates for fundraising advice,1
mental health experts say friends giving away possessions could be warning sign they planning on moving,1
india is home to the world's first completely solar-powered airport,0
"it's 2018, so of course merriam-webster added 'dumpster fire' to its dictionary",0
new york introduces shoe-sharing program for city's pedestrians,1
"report: adjectives 'tony,' 'snarky' used only by media",1
think going on a diet is harmless? think again.,0
the onion' hires several pastry chefs away from entenmann's to form new bakery,1
poster vandal enters 'phallus in mouth' period,1
ryan zinke and the tale of two fish,0
hanes unveils w-neck t-shirt,1
justice stevens renews vows to supreme court in emotional reconfirmation hearing,1
if these walls could talk,0
boehner opens another heap of letters from constituents asking to give corporations more tax breaks,1
bill clinton takes his time getting on air force one -- and president obama is not having it,0
satellite frantically trying to bounce signal to swearing man's phone,1
adidas unveils new running shoe for fleeing from mass shootings,1
star wars' gopro video shows what it's like to be a jedi in battle,0
donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick,0
kris kristofferson pretty sure he's going on after some guy named lord,1
area man overly proud of never wearing underwear,1
aclu stresses that it legal to film garbage men in all 50 states if you really need to,1
16 fashionable sneakers you can wear to work,0
"connection, mission, game: your best friends",0
tom bosley named secretary of naps,1
secretary of interior says knocking down rocky mountains could really open nation up,1
how to use photoshop for good rather than evil,0
"manson's loved ones ask for complete, utter chaos in their time of grief",1
nina garcia admits fashion industry has a 'huge' race problem,0
al gore gets to third,1
national weather service releases composite sketch of tornado it believes ravaged midwest,1
a review of 'jim wallis: in conversation',0
study finds dogs twitching in sleep are dreaming about tearing owners limb from limb,1
trump at your (thanksgiving) table,0
"cultivating the 4 c's of mindfulness for greater peace, poise and personal power",0
4 low-risk strategies for expanding your professional network,0
unregistered sex offender notifies neighbors in his own way,1
an american talks turkey about the 'intolerant' chicken,0
homicide detective wishes he could go one case without having to solve elaborate riddle,1
national front leader: france must 'annihilate' islamist radicals,0
dolby theatre hunchback stares longingly at beautiful guests from rafters,1
prescription put in 2009 new year's eve glasses,1
ugly man with huge penis unsure how to get the word out,1
gulag-themed holidays are all the rage in sunny siberia,0
cnn contributor compares trump campaign to (gulp) chris farley's death,0
"chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live",0
office manager very pleased with new work refrigerator policy,1
limited-edition russet potato comes with certificate of authenticity,1
meaning of dream obvious to everyone else,1
5 things teens want to tell you,0
"j balvin, nicky jam say they changed the notion that reggaetón is misogynist",0
princeton students confront university president over woodrow wilson's legacy,0
trump praises chuck schumer in reposted tweet that first called him 'cunning',0
"mother watches as her sons, 2 others gunned down in chicago restaurant",0
"how to fall in love, again -- with your spouse",0
unwatched netflix dvd stares at area man with single unblinking eye,1
marine biologists reveal that majority of world's oceans remain boring as shit,1
man confidently hits 'send' on worst job application company has ever seen,1
"maybe ""billionnaire"" should mean helping 1 billion people instead of making $1 billion",0
innovative fat man combines waffles with ice cream,1
mad lib filled with swears,1
expectant mother chrissy teigen is totally embracing her body,0
maybelline introduces line of injectable makeup to enhance appearance of internal organs,1
leaked footage reveals grisly scene where detective pikachu examines jigglypuff's corpse at morgue,1
"disney, pixar to release a short about a li'l dumpling, and it sounds darling",0
area dad needs more time with museum plaque,1
cleveland killing prompts facebook to review handling of violent posts,0
pope urges using 'weapons of love' to combat evil in easter message,0
trump weighs in as costly congressional race heads for a tight finish,0
area dad just wants to watch one 7-hour block of television without interruption,1
president barack obama backs expanding social security,0
jon snow has been battling white walkers while wearing an ikea rug,0
photographer diego saldiva lived a nightmare every parent fears,0
new stem education initiative inspires girls to earn less than men in scientific career,1
10 reasons to visit scotland this year,0
billy bush reportedly out at 'today' and negotiating exit from show,0
teen learns the negligible value of a dollar,1
monsanto develops hardier strain of corn that yields 4 times normal litigation,1
mcdonald's announces new spearmint after-dinner big mac,1
climate change denier battens down worldview to weather hurricane irma,1
#napaquake:  how you can help keep #napastrong,0
monument designer to see if some other country wants to buy rejected war memorial,1
are you selfish or self-responsible?,0
olympics officials clearly trying to buy more time with 6-day-long opening ceremony performance,1
blm's alicia garza launches census project to mobilize black political power,0
grandma looking like absolute shit lately,1
insufferable man utters words 'craft beer movement',1
fruit of islam cause man to soil fruit of looms,1
melania trump's plane forced to make emergency landing after smoke begins billowing out of first lady,1
mankind tired of having to remind itself of good in world,1
obama visits south-carolina-ravaged south carolina,1
trump tells australia prime minister that he 'hates taking' refugees,0
report: authorities recommend the film 'you've got mail' for those snowed in today,1
report: military contractor overcharged pentagon for torturing iraqi citizens,1
father of otto warmbier will attend winter olympics in south korea: report,0
bush to lovely chilean ambassador:'i must paint you',1
wltz hartford's number one choice for continuous soft hits,1
sandwich from television commercial spotted at local restaurant,1
40 tweets that sum up life with 4-year-olds,0
the not so feng shui of guns in california,0
"i'm a refugee. in america, i felt safe for the first time. now all i feel is fear.",0
unpopular high-schoolers downplay significance of prom,1
overeager simpleton destroys that which he loves most,1
huffpollster: gallup bows out of primary polling,0
battle of wits with unwieldy burrito nears thrilling endgame,1
bullying prevention: the power of empathy,0
huffpollster: how many americans support the travel ban? depends on the poll,0
audience at press conference relieved to hear steps will be taken,1
every single kid who was orphaned by ebola in guinea has a home,0
"farewell to jean nidetch, patron saint of weight watchers",0
merger of advertising giants brings together largest collection of people with no discernible skills,1
"lawmakers, ignore gun violence survivors at your peril",0
hollywood quietly shuts down after realizing that entertainment a delicate matter of subjective opinion,1
john orozco breaks down after qualifying for usa gymnastics team,0
white house corrects transcript to add few more insults about female reporter,1
man totally proud of last night's drunken phone calls,1
"denée benton, aka ruby on 'unreal,' is headed to broadway",0
management consultant to consult with management,1
a litany of thanksgiving,0
ivana trump calls ex-husband to ask him what he did to her beautiful baby boy,1
huckabee campaign suspended after candidate trapped in briar patch,1
mueller admits a smarter president would've totally found way to stop investigation by now,1
couple's friendly twitter war shows solo sex is better than fifa,0
"international women's day: will ""western women save the world""?",0
sarah silverman talks to her younger self in 'snl' monologue,0
citizens ask: how many guns do we need?,0
pier 1 imports unveils new self-defense vase for smashing onto head of home invader,1
mike pence says disney made 'mulan' to promote women in combat,0
rose byrne will return as moira mactaggert for 'x-men: apocalypse',0
"authorities swiftly announce 1,600 washington dairy cows found mutilated, arranged in pentagram killed by blizzard",1
salvadoran earthquake registers 0.2 on local man's consciousness,1
6 new year's resolutions that don't take all damn year to accomplish,0
the iphone graveyard,0
planet explodes,1
airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries,0
would jesus accept climate science?,0
the ocean's gentle giant,0
father not letting firstborn repeat mistakes he made as nine-month-old,1
the importance of adding stress relief to your to-do list,0
retired politician accused of molesting 103-year-old former in-law,0
vanessa williams reveals plans for new album,0
jennifer lopez's new video is a sad premonition of the future of feminism,0
snack that resided in empty vending machine slot must have been delicious,1
man votes early to get week bragging about it out of way,1
governor pardons self for living,1
morbidly obese man enjoys disabled privileges with motorized cart,1
chuck yeager dies in fiery kitchen mishap,1
area larva celebrates ascent to adulthood with bar moltzvah,1
film-school graduate goes straight to video-store job,1
charlize theron meets the kill club in new 'dark places' clip,0
shamed and abandoned: the fate of syria's former female inmates,0
"sparring over soda tax, cities set referendums",0
pope condemns islamic state terrorism in christmas message,0
mom's hilarious story about her morning shows the hectic life of a parent,0
bank teller's bad spanish skills thwart attempted robbery,0
boeing ceo admits company made mistake by including automatic self-destruct function on all 737 max planes,1
abusive husband was himself abuser as child,1
same guy starting each round of applause,1
this artisanal pickle maker pays his workers $16 an hour,0
area dad points out place that has great reuben sandwiches,1
atlanta-area church to burn ceremonially throughout olympics,1
6 graphics to show to your climate-denying uncle this thanksgiving,0
11 statement-making sunglasses under $50,0
coffee nail art that will perk up your monday morning,0
equinox explores the fundamentals of lgbtq life in stunning new pride video,0
a talk with fabio viviani,0
jon stewart: comedy 'shouldn't be an act of courage',0
comic takes your awful first date to its logically terrifying extreme,0
man hates it when other guys treat his girlfriend with respect,1
colonoscopy offers non-fantastic voyage through human body,1
"fuck you,' obama says in hilarious correspondents' dinner speech",1
"sweating, shaking man never going to spend a little time with his thoughts again",1
florida shooter's former friend says she reported him to school 'multiple' times,0
newly discovered dna evidence suggests children could be closely related to humans,1
manafort clearly attempting to send judge encrypted whatsapp messages while waiting in courtroom,1
what happened to my son's memory?,0
breathtaking photos of witch doctors and healers reveal the spiritual diversity of bolivia,0
gross doctors recommend drinking 8 warm cups of clam juice a day,1
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planned parenthood sues ohio in dispute over fetal tissue,0
from walls to wheels: driving art in high gear,0
the secret to speaking 'teen',0
growing up with the holocaust as a writer,0
dying baboon pretty low on heart-transplant list,1
whatsapp to phase out subscription fees,0
nation celebrates awkward 'take your illegitimate daughter to work' day,1
these teens wanted a cool work space of their own -- so they built one from scratch,0
nation breathes sigh of continuing unease,1
santa signs legislation to help special-wants children,1
world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct,1
guy at bank has weird hair for guy who works at bank,1
bush puts national guard in charge of public relations,1
5 important questions to ask about your audience before your next presentation,0
area man crawling on ground like pig to plug macbook power cord behind desk,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 16,0
this news anchor just broke a major barrier for afro-latina journalists,0
romney still in hot water after reading gop platform verbatim,1
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how lupita nyong'o got the role of trevor noah's mom in upcoming movie,0
hands across liechtenstein' raises $30 for liechtenstein charities,1
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area high school somehow still carrying on without 2011 seniors,1
connect four-playing sis pretty sneaky,1
bathroom too disgusting to shit in,1
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"trump's lies aren't lies because 'there's no such thing' as facts anymore, his surrogate says",0
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woman spends entire date wondering if this the one she'll mace,1
last civil war tortoise dies,1
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"history doomed to repeat itself, reports man who just dropped food on pants",1
10 crazy/beautiful things happening in the art world this weekend,0
jeff goldblum says he was almost the voice of apple,0
rosie perez wants to understand why anyone would vote for trump,0
rep calls for more than 'moment of silence' in congress for charleston,0
code words for spinster throughout history,0
the nightmare of gaza continues,0
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"what is mindful eating, and how do you practice it?",0
"netflix, disney and school choice",0
the new 'batman v superman: dawn of justice' trailer totally delivers,0
zoomed out: an #alohahuffpost roundup,0
american express to offer 5 months of paternity and maternity leave,0
florence henderson wanted carol brady to have a job,0
what this ceo did proves that introverts make great leaders,0
burger king unveils new low-fat cashier,1
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midnight tea party in los angeles on 12/20,0
24 odd things that happen when you absolutely love running,0
45 things you'll never hear most men say,0
man who's only halfway through life can already guess how it's going to end,1
john boehner says republicans will 'never' repeal and replace obamacare,0
madonna teases new song at surprise met gala performance,0
donald trump's diary is a window into his first 100 days in office,0
these incredible 3d models of star wars land are our only hope,0
army general conducts exhaustive sex probe,1
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"domestic terrorists organizing online are 'real threat,' doj warns",0
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disney unveils first virgin princess,1
bernie sanders gives some advice to ronda rousey,0
historical archives: to-day in american history,1
the public health threat of private anger,0
joel siegel 'absolutely loved' dream he had last night,1
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17 pieces of feminist jewelry that'll show you're a nasty woman,0
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john kerry attempts to bully codepink into silence,0
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study: american spiritual epiphanies increasingly juice-based,1
here are the latest photos from march for our lives,0
lebron james wears a safety pin on the cover of sports illustrated,0
breakup letter taped to baby,1
nba players #prayforpaulgeorge after horrific injury,0
obama lays out plan to achieve lasting peace talks in middle east,1
crullers explained,1
man thinks receptionist is hitting on him,1
video captures courthouse beating of inmate accused of killing chicago child,0
"faa installs 36,000-foot-tall air traffic lights",1
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"prepare your mind, body and soul for this leaked britney spears track",0
poll shows increasing number of voters blame founding fathers for starting america,1
faa to ban plane crashes,1
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france arrests 15-year-old boy over 'imminent paris attack,0
dianne feinstein eviscerates jeff sessions in savage closing argument,0
"at least 1,400 homes destroyed in california wildfires",0
hollywood diet secrets fall into non-celebrity hands,1
report: some small town enjoying last days of anonymity before harrowing tragedy,1
area man likes food,1
report: today the day woman either quits job or goes home and watches 4 hours of netflix,1
margot robbie gave one unlucky 'suicide squad' member a misspelled tattoo,0
gay conversion therapists claim most patients fully straight by the time they commit suicide,1
trainers share the worst fitness advice they've ever heard,0
obama returns from india with these gross candies for everyone,1
"oh, area man's aching back",1
mom finally drunk enough to put on bathing suit,1
regular citizen heroically enforces park's 'no glass containers' rule,1
local man vows revenge against atlantic ocean,1
chicago is fighting climate change no matter what trump says,0
how do you campaign for your dad in iowa? ask martin o'malley's teenage son.,0
"in india, gaps in quality of care leave women seeking sterilization vulnerable",0
hero shop saves hundreds from hunger,1
we need a president who will continue obama's climate legacy -- not destroy it,0
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selena gomez defends controversial scenes in '13 reasons why',0
hanes introduces new no-way panties,1
jack antonoff opens up about struggling with depression,0
mcdonald's introduces new 6-piece chicken ncnoltes,1
anderson cooper shreds 'incoherent' trump: 'like a crazy person on a park bench',0
prairie dog town rezoned for commercial use,1
donald trump's ignorance extends to foreign affairs. that's a big problem.,0
nancy pelosi: donald trump cannot be 'casually loose-lipped',0
trump reportedly offered vice admiral harward national security adviser job,0
donald trump jr.'s rnc speech uses lines from conservative columnist,0
permission and prohibition,0
bourbon helps carpet salesman forget about carpeting for awhile,1
ben franklin: ahead of his time?,0
man nostalgic for simpler era of 20 hours ago,1
local christian sees parallel to your situation in bible,1
the 5 tax mistakes you're making right now,0
tlc producer wants list of 100 fucked-up families on desk by end of day,1
sunday meal planner: get through the week with breakfast enchiladas and more,0
"entirety of hollywood film industry replaced with 40,000 christopher plummers",1
how to start kickin' a** after 50,0
woman in ninth year of letting boyfriend down easy,1
wine cooler goes straight to dental-office receptionist's head,1
patient referred to physician who specializes in giving a shit,1
drug paraphernalia visible in photo of missing cat,1
super 8 offering writers residency for anyone working on suicide note,1
obama within one vote of victory on iran deal,0
ridiculous bat vs. pipe road rage battle gets 'star wars' treatment,0
you'll want to get inked after seeing this tattoo artist's masterful work,0
whole foods recalls maytag blue cheese due to listeria risk,0
area man committed to being spicy food guy,1
friend from college wasted no time becoming white-collar professional,1
"within days of taking office, trump set the stage for his current crisis",0
6 graphics to show to your climate-denying uncle this thanksgiving,0
the world is emptier now': celebrity fans and friends pay tribute to david bowie,0
read 'death of a king: the real story of dr. martin luther king jr.'s final year' by tavis smiley,0
it's 2016. do you know where your bombs are falling?,0
"the defiant ones': how dr. dre and jimmy iovine made a lot of music and, yeah, money",0
pope francis wears miter with faceshield to comply with new vatican safety measures,1
group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend,0
missing maryland toddler's body found in ohio creek,0
new study finds humans may have some capacity for compassion,1
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the vitriol displayed toward colin kaepernick is simply un-american,0
i'm tired of being taxed for being a woman',0
woman feels guilty after switching brands,1
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candidate turns to focus group for position on rape,1
"man arrested for stealing more than $50,000 in beards from hank williams, jr.",1
living life with mindfulness and love,0
learning the meaning of 'family' -- through intense homophobia,0
student fills in new essay portion of sat with all c's,1
"mohawked, aviator-wearing robert de niro idles cab outside suspected bomb-maker's home",1
the internet mourns one-year anniversary of harambe's death,0
russians mint 'in trump we trust' coin ahead of u.s. inauguration,0
bruce springsteen proves he's 'the boss' by signing boy's tardy note,0
these carts are letting kids with disabilities roll down the aisle in style,0
hong kong protesters clash with police near government headquarters,0
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"broncos, jaguars helmets sustain severe damage in monday night football helmet collision",1
bringing the girl scout movement to the crossroads of the west,0
1-800-eat-shit finally publishes decades of reckless-driving data,1
why we need the disclose act,0
planet earth' with aziz ansari subtitles is way too real for us,0
"donald trump, we need to talk about what a poll is",0
what were we talking about again?' says trump 15 seconds into phone call to family of fallen soldier,1
"six dead, 10 hurt in baltimore commuter, school bus crash",0
congressman says new york city gunman got 'raw deal',0
the politics of shame and pride,0
nude aides huddled around trump assure him no one wearing wire,1
john mccain requests ashes be launched into iraq,1
new resort community still trying to think of name,1
newly unearthed journals reveal j. robert oppenheimer annoyed trinity test researchers by quoting 'bhagavad gita' every time they did anything,1
boy who asked mailman for junk mail in viral story pays kindness forward,0
white house says mueller report must be kept private because it's so exonerating it would drive public mad,1
veteran told what offends him,1
trump accuses voters of meddling in midterms,1
purple '91 honda accord lovingly dedicated to la raza,1
6 surprising things i learned from a visit to the er,0
last living california raisin dies of prostate cancer,1
"why skipping vaccines is a public, not personal, health choice",0
stop telling me i am ruining my kids,0
trump calls on congress to empower agencies to oust federal workers,0
russia holds large-scale military exercises in disputed territories,0
"handlers constantly reminding gingrich to stay on uninspiring, belittling message",1
"what it's like to get nexplanon, the birth control implant in your arm",0
staples adds 'staff picks' section,1
white house now just holding continuous going-away party for departing staffers,1
on losing a friend,0
"dave chappelle donates $50,000 from michigan show to flint foundation",0
russell westbrook withdraws from olympics in brazil,0
banking saves health care,0
gross national product surpassed by grotesque national byproducts,1
woman shuts down dude who demanded $5 back for coffee date,0
brew do you love?,0
area man mentions that people have said he looks like tom cruise,1
top foreign policy officials go after trump for national security council changes,0
"children are in need of families, and you may be the perfect fit",0
want to make a difference? don't be a hedge fund manager,0
all-knowing invisible hand of free market once again guides millions in profits to nation's bead stores,1
cuban army honors fidel castro with 21-gun firing squad,1
nurse to grab lunch right after she finishes draining bile from man's liver,1
report: mom's work friend has no one,1
biologists announce they're all done with rodents,1
"news roundup for september 22, 2017",0
teamwork mostly karen,1
"nope, christian bale is not playing batman in 'batman v superman'",0
safeguarding the well-being of children,0
a bunch of stars just wrapped ava duvernay's 'a wrinkle in time',0
study links drinking while pregnant to being at kid rock concert,1
5 friendship lessons you learned on the playground,0
stouffer's debuts new frozen meals to bring neighbors after death in family,1
rookie trucker always on cb to mother,1
florida paper pushes for bike safety with aggressive reporting,0
mom really gunning to befriend babysitter during weekly 3-minute interactions,1
police release haircut-progressed photo of missing woman,1
going-out-of-business sign thanks neighborhood for 3 months of no support whatsoever,1
how to change yourself from the inside out,0
chinese guy still insisting it was him in front of that tank,1
mit researchers discover each other,1
the top 10 tips for a better night's sleep,0
man raised by wolves worried he's slowly turning into father,1
woman speaks for record-breaking 8 hours without being interrupted by man,1
state officials fire employee who sent false missile alert in hawaii,0
comedy central to air touching man show reunion,1
today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween,0
to the obese woman crying at the picnic table,0
political cartoonist not sure how to convey that large sack in senator's hand is full of money,1
man always taking good mood out on friends,1
will tax reform close the gaps?,0
lessons from a president's day accident,0
department of labor response team seals off toxic workplace environment,1
john lewis won't attend civil rights museum opening because trump is going,0
nuclear energy advocates insist u.s. reactors completely safe unless something bad happens,1
cnn holds morning meeting to decide what viewers should panic about for rest of day,1
nation leery of very odd little boy,1
my favorite love story,0
when is a religion 'extremist'?,0
"tearful anthropologists discover dead ancestor of humans 100,000 years too late",1
bible study group preparing for bible aptitude test,1
mitt romney soars in polls after leaving country,1
the truth behind my travel photos,0
"8 on 8' brawl ends in officer shot, suspect killed",0
cobweb-covered skeleton gripping senate desk expected to seek 15th term,1
pizza hut's new pizza lover's pizza topped with smaller pizzas,1
lawyers separate mary-kate & ashley olsen in 17-hour procedure,1
trump thinking of beginning rnc speech with sexist tirade he was saving for special occasion,1
entire meal prep for week eaten by tuesday,1
"becoming a mother has been the most thrilling experience of my life,' reports woman fleeing hospital with stolen baby",1
area man may never find out if condom in wallet is still good,1
10 ludicrous things republicans have actually said about health,0
bannon forced to cancel 'muscle & fitness' cover shoot to testify before grand jury,1
please don't ask black people to empathize with trump supporters,0
glorious new tomorrow postponed indefinitely,1
9-foot-tall bernie sanders greets supporters after session with posture coach,1
man insists on calling fanny pack 'lumbar satchel',1
huffpost rise: october 30th,0
second biggest opening in history,0
marine le pen literally stole parts of a speech from her rival,0
4 out of 5 texas dentists advocate the death penalty,1
"12 baby boy names that bring out the best of the wild, wild west",0
colton dixon on what it was like to be an extra in 'hannah montana: the movie',0
nation fondly recalls when just regulating video games seemed like solution to gun violence,1
"yup, there's now an ee cream",0
area maggot has urgent news about reincarnation,1
greek and turkish cypriots find common ground in effort to restore dilapidated monastery,0
nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb,1
"chicago announces new tax breaks to attract major new york, la shootings",1
the failure of the iraq war,0
apocalypto star wants to show he can do mayan comedy,1
nypd deploys new line of plain clothes cop cars,1
"jonathan franzen slams jennifer weiner, again",0
adrift in love for two nations,0
"u.s. women's ice hockey team crushes finland, heads to olympic finals",0
concerned text from mom ​gleefully ​mocked like ramblings of village idiot,1
gaby hoffmann is pregnant with first child,0
"breaking: daniel throwing his life away, you should call him, he dropped out of wharton—wharton, for god's sake",1
man carefully selects t-shirt for night out,1
man who cut off seymour hersh in traffic subject of 20-page 'new yorker' exposé,1
carol chapman's gps guide for better sleep,0
i am not a summertime mom,0
area man has always had soft spot for puck,1
"private prisons, we have a problem",0
earthquakes literally broke hearts in new zealand,0
this organic skyscraper is designed to literally grow as its residents recycle,0
rosetta stone offers new spanish language course for pandering presidential candidates,1
james corden's double-quick recap of january 2018 is exhausting just to watch,0
"leann rimes, those are some interesting pants",0
"25 hilarious, adorable and just plain strange quotes from kids",0
cop confident he'll be exonerated by clear video evidence of him shooting defenseless black man,1
jessie james decker shares inspiring message about post-baby bodies,0
the gop would probably have a better chance of winning without trump,0
plastic bag still up in tree,1
enormous grace slick threatens california coastline,1
disastrous ad campaign appeals to basic human intelligence,1
mom loved 'fruitvale station',1
director's commentary for one night at mccool's trails off after 20 minutes,1
pancake-craving dog accidentally starts house fire,0
police department reduces costs by using same evidence for every investigation,1
learning resilience from a master,0
nation too sad to fuck even though it's what prince would have wanted,1
purchase justified by theoretical $50 rebate,1
overweight woman encased in geo metro,1
guy totally looked like chick from behind,1
do you use someone else's netflix password? you're not alone,0
u.s. loses u.n. membership after embarrassing video of nation surfaces on internet,1
big eyes' is about the 'most quiet feminist you've ever met',0
love your skin in your 50s and beyond,0
no one has heart to ask human beat box to stop,1
ted cruz opens up to town hall audience about early days as larva feeding on porcupine carcass,1
tornado creeped out by man who keeps following it in truck and filming it,1
poor people's campaign is the angry response to inequality america needs,0
embarrassed alexandria ocasio-cortez can only afford american flag pin with 19 stars,1
"bodybuilder strong, but now what?",1
wonder woman' shatters box office with biggest female director opening. ever.,0
the limits of corporate citizenship: why walgreen shouldn't be allowed to influence u.s. politics if it becomes swiss,0
spurs coach gregg popovich rips 'game show' president,0
5 reasons to love the new york city marathon,0
there can be dignity in the face of poverty,0
grandfather seems proud of how many people polio killed,1
library of congress adds 3 titles to list of films that should be destroyed forever,1
the best hotel getaways for valentine's day,0
rod stewart thought it was a good idea to stage a mock beheading in abu dhabi desert,0
senate republicans won't refute trump's lie that millions voted illegally,0
democrats fear that expectations for donald trump are a wee bit too low,0
the clothes you're wearing may have been illegally made by syrian refugees,0
depleted bruegger's bagels gift card living out quiet retirement in wallet's fourth row,1
iraq is investigating alleged executions of sunnis in fallujah,0
president trump's war on children,0
holocaust historian can't help imagining what random people would look like behind barbed-wire fence,1
thousands of new orleans households still without political power,1
tractor pulls now number-one use for u.s. tractors,1
miley cyrus' bangerz tour is coming to your living room tonight,0
12-year-old who got her hair curled for spring dance the very image of old hollywood glamour,1
thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban,0
why underwater homeowners won't be saved by bank of america's $17 billion deal,0
panicked studio delays 'man of steel' to get more shots of people looking up in awe,1
woman thankful she has type of alien looking face that makes her hot,1
put on your damn swimsuit,0
alarming u.n. report finds world lost 40 million acres of personal space last year,1
dancing stormtroopers make 'dark lord' simon cowell's dream a reality,0
historical archives: iroquois inſurgency quelled by gov't.!,1
nation's younger cousins announce plans to cry at haunted houses this year,1
members of twisted sister now willing to take it,1
in detroit some things change; too much stays the same,0
advocates rally around transgender migrant woman detained in all-male facility,0
woman who shrugged out of boss's shoulder rub taking no shit today,1
cat totally unaware its owner aaron eckhart,1
the tim kaine i know,0
watching faces of students as they finish 'the lottery' highlight of english teacher's year,1
the changing holiday shopping landscape,0
this is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson,0
"jennifer lopez billboard music awards 2015 gown is super see-through, obvi",0
special ops veteran slips back into family undetected,1
"cvs now selling cheaper, cvs-brand 'people' magazine",1
kfc introduces new boneless ceo,1
obama faces two unappealing choices on gitmo,0
starbucks offering new lukewarm coffee to help ease customers' transition from iced to hot,1
adorable animated hunchback to shove self down area throats,1
"following death of adam yauch, grieving china frees tibet",1
here are your 2017 emmy award winners,0
porch ceded to bats,1
new survey shows bernie is right: young americans want to reverse runaway inequality,0
conan o'brien just had to advertise during james comey's hearing,0
who's the old guy at lollapalooza?,0
fountain simulates vomiting lion,1
5-year-old explorer makes contact with life-forms in adjacent booth,1
powerball super fans camping out before the big drawing dressed up as their favorite numbers,1
e3 organizers cancel convention after discovering immersive power of literature,1
how i finally stuck to a meditation schedule,0
boy spends his allowance on hundreds of books for inmates,0
report: still hasn't been long enough to open restaurant called bin laden's,1
"disabilities act was 'life-changer' for millions, but new legislation needed to move forward",0
new visa talking credit card urges buyers to go for it,1
clarissa from 'clarissa explains it all' is all grown up in new book,0
irs can't believe area man didn't get a raise last year,1
fda approves of what new drug is going for,1
lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis,0
catchphrase from 'the love guru' overheard,1
diy holiday gift bag,0
economists advise nation's poor to invent the next facebook,1
"just take it slow, and you'll be fine,' drunk driver assures self while speeding away in stolen police car",1
guy who came in late not sure how much longer he should pretend to be frazzled,1
rihanna throws support behind hillary clinton with perfect throwback tee,0
stunning photographs capture the grief and survival after orlando,0
game of thrones' fan rewatching past episodes to remind self of what characters' breasts look like,1
horrified nation wakes up on cyber monday to find amazon echo devices embedded beneath skin,1
"jimmy fallon, judd apatow and keanu reeves perform stand-up written by kids",0
"the world's worst ebola outbreak, by the numbers",0
don't sweat the sweat stuff,0
broken hearts and eclairs,0
juno' writer says it's definitely not an 'anti-choice movie',0
singles bar contains single woman,1
hbo's new streaming service is now live,0
"world's cartographers continue living secret life of luxury on idyllic, never disclosed 8th continent",1
study finds mass extinction could free up billions of dollars in conservation funding by 2024,1
fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences',1
airline passengers! is there a right to recline?,0
this police department may ban people arrested for crimes from public areas,0
why you shouldn't visit iceland during the summer,0
judge totally understands where defendant is coming from,1
fisher-price designer would like to see 2-year-old try and choke on newest version,1
will a mega-billionaire rescue america from gop's insurance mayhem?,0
"huffpost hill - america nostalgic for bush v. gore, somehow",0
detroit burned down for the insurance money,1
what the amazon vs. hachette debate ignores: independent authors,0
"6 dead, including 4 kids, in mass shooting near houston",0
this road sign is a lot less helpful than it looks,0
insiders blame rove for covering up iraq's real wmd,0
a weird and wonderful cabaret chronicle: karen mason revisits her roots at 'don't tell mama!',0
still too early to tell if pulling chain turned overhead fan off,1
two trans women from the bronx open up about their lives and communities,0
"dear mark ruffalo, timothy mcneil and matt bomer: why is matt bomer playing atrans woman?",0
embracing change in an uncertain climate,0
sad men nap sadly in this hilarious instagram account,0
first kid to wake up at slumber party gets exclusive look at friend's mom's morning routine,1
chinese newlyweds wondering what they're going to do with all this medicinal bear bile,1
report: 55% of nation's granite now engraved with names of victims,1
chess grandmaster tired of people comparing every life situation to chess match,1
furloughed federal employee starts online search for new government,1
miracle paycheck lasts for 7 whole days,1
"sadly, 'the last ship' sinks",0
joe biden tells latinos to 'make no damn apologies for anything',0
california police chief lashes out at dhs over immigration raids,0
corporate retreat teaches employees how to dick around as team,1
years of u.s. government lies could soon result in a kurdish massacre,0
cheetah print-wearing ali wong mini-me throws down on the dance floor,0
man watching cleopatra 2525 has no time to read,1
hyperrealistic drawings ask viewers to take a closer look at homeless communities,0
thursday's morning email: the obamacare repeal comes down to these three senators,0
ovarian cancer gets publicist,1
area molestation victim wants his bear,1
"man and woman get drunk, blow $30,000 in one night",1
trevor noah skewers betsy devos with fake for-profit university ad,0
mariachi band has no idea your mother just died,1
smithsonian institution politely declines sofa from charles in charge,1
many animals harmed in catering of film,1
hard times and harder choices,0
psst! disability competitiveness: pass it on!,0
600-pound butter cow sculpture wins iowa caucus,1
kentucky clerk kim davis appeals contempt ruling,0
"aleppo hit by worst strikes for months as putin, assad ignore u.s. plea",0
transitional: #1 summer design style,0
even blue ivy joined james corden's 'carpool karaoke' at the grammys,0
tulip popping up in middle of march must think it some kind of hotshot,1
can tai chi and computer games treat your adhd?,0
"donald trump heading for a series of wins in the northeast, polls say",0
elaborate sentence construction facilitates omission of word 'boyfriend',1
seth rogen takes down donald trump in donald trump jr.'s dms,0
report: america ready for third ketchup brand,1
chrissy teigen wants you to survive your post-election thanksgiving,0
"i want to congratulate the president,' romney says in 240,000th and final lie of campaign",1
12 history-making transgender politicians from around the world,0
dolores huerta calls out trump for treating latinos like 'newcomers',0
prime minister of  norway gets laid,1
little butterball holding up ice cream line,1
box with cooking instructions immediately retrieved from trash,1
"iron man, black widow, captain america, thor and hawkeye got matching tattoos",0
r.e.m.'s children still hoping parents will get back together,1
sean bean's role in 'game of thrones' was much bigger than you thought,0
life-saving drug more accessible to lab rat than majority of americans,1
fatal school bus crash cements bff status,1
these social media apps are causing trouble in schools,0
california shooters likely planned multiple attacks: officials,0
she's in king david cemetery. that is where i go to see my kid now.',0
video appears to show 76er jahlil okafor in street fight,0
how a social media post led a teen into sex trafficking,0
why terrorists attack us,0
michael dukakis wakes up not angry for first time since 1988 election,1
u.s. fears russia ramping up support for assad,0
"trump: 'we will fight in afghanistan until victorious, or i change my mind, get distracted, look bad, or get bored'",1
report: underfunded public schools lacking basic support systems leave students perfectly prepared for rest of life,1
colleges and universities should become sanctuaries for the undocumented,0
new report finds moving to isolated seaside cottage greatly increases productivity,1
"annie is not as bad as you feared, but not as good as you hoped",0
guatemalan coffee picker happy if single person starts day alert,1
tv guide channel tops nielsens,1
"sexual assault report drops from white house site, remains on obama archive (update)",0
ammon bundy says he's following directions from god,0
new history textbook makes hatred of history come alive for students,1
bride always dreamed about making fiancé's friends sweat asses off in fucking sun,1
fema assures wildfire victims bucket brigade nearly over maryland state line,1
adult film star accuses t.j. miller and jordan vogt-roberts of harassment,0
garbage truck scoops up man looking for wallet,0
trump-appointed judicial nominee displays legal expertise by withdrawing nomination,1
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
video game character stares impotently at forbidden realm beyond impassable waist-high bush,1
f**k muzlim' and 'terroist' spray-painted on muslim man's car,0
try your hand at making sarah palin's donald trump endorsement even wilder,0
romney: 'we should never apologize for american values or japanese internment camps',1
video:  #icantbreathe poem on house floor,0
new york may finally do something about its awful voting process,0
the truth about 'the interview',0
woman pays full price for carpet during one-day-only non-sale,1
national archives clearly stored constitution in three-ring binder,1
court takes custody of harley from unfit motorcycle mama,1
"when soldier returns home, her toddler son can't contain his excitement",0
"right next door: matthew mcgorry, actor",0
"nato launches mission in the aegean sea to end smuggling of migrants, refugees",0
driver kind of bummed to see other car he been driving behind for a while take exit off highway,1
john stamos has no mercy when apparently throwing shade at drake bell,0
charlize theron hired to ride struggling cleveland light rail system monday through friday,1
fox producers attempt to tire out aggressive candidates before debate by letting them run around outside,1
stripper failing school she's working self through,1
"maxine waters to bill o'reilly: 'i'm a strong black woman, and i cannot be intimidated'",0
"fda figures it will get around to regulating supplements with names like black widow, yellow demon",1
live updates on greece's debt crisis,0
game of thrones' running out of unkempt old men to cast,1
top congressional watchdog uninterested in trump's conflicts of interest before he takes office,0
zendaya is getting her own loc'd barbie,0
epa urges nation to develop new air source,1
no one in women's shelter able to cook decent meal,1
joe biden's secret meeting could be sign of serious 2016 consideration,0
god loses tip of finger in black hole accident,1
microbrewer trying to work dog into name of new seasonal beer,1
the first family looked exceptionally stylish on easter sunday. obvi.,0
god damns minnesota vikings as requested,1
"hillary clinton, bernie sanders gloss over context, disagree on details in democratic debate",0
polite disney world guest decides not to bother mickey mouse for picture,1
revolutionary new alarm clock for the deaf uses no hammers,1
7 things every homeowner should do before going on vacation,0
5 reasons you should let your mind wander,0
dad's previously unheard-of friend dies,1
rude guy unfortunately says something funny,1
putting ice cream in bowl momentarily considered,1
december's people,0
abc cancels acting with the stars,1
ty cobb returns to old private practice in enchanted forest toadstool,1
2015's first year-end music mashup is incredible,0
we don't need the freedom to hate,0
judge dismisses domestic violence charges against ray rice; now what?,0
"for gay couple, fulfilling lifelong dream of marriage not worth moving to iowa",1
ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place,0
world cup vs. planet earth,0
walking away from the game: a higher calling or just over it?,0
actual governing to resume,1
hurricane ophelia sheds light on another climate change concern,0
new taliban chief calls for unity amid leadership struggle,0
"we're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore",0
real people' in car commercials are either actors or not terribly bright,0
fan grabs world series home run from another fan to throw it back,0
hillary clinton relaxing before debate with few hours of debate practice,1
to our students after the confirmation of betsy devos: we've got this,0
scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile,0
preemie mom photographs the 'emotional turmoil' of 'the nicu roller coaster',0
dodd-frank at four,0
craig hicks indicted,0
getting off the t train,0
ex-nfl player laments not knowing about cte prior to football career,0
nypd officers suspended after witnesses say they didn't check on woman later found dead,0
"trump is at war with iran, not isis",0
beyoncé begins painful surgical transformation to prepare for role in live-action 'lion king' remake,1
nation's debate viewers disgusted with selves after connecting with mitt romney,1
board member slams milo yiannopoulos invite to cpac,0
donald trump invokes michael moore in a grasp for liberal support,0
"good guy with gun, bad guy with gun both excited to unload firearm in crowd outside arena",1
obama's foreign policy: continuity rather than contradictions,0
the threat of a right-wing supreme court: analyzing trump's prospective justices,0
the onion' guarantees all who watch new amazon series shall be spared,1
hope hicks instructed to clean up all the evidence in her office before leaving,1
finding comfort in the wake of 9/11,0
"how democrats can emerge from the ""valley of humiliation""",0
hanukkah decorations being defaced earlier every year,1
former soldier turned zen monk teaches vets to use mindfulness as body armor,0
trump white house's revolving door of staff changes expected to continue in the new year,0
how the opioid crisis is blowing a hole in small-town america's finances,0
report: 3 players in nfl currently do not have concussions,1
stressed-out cvs back to selling cigarettes after only 3 months,1
no clear winner in feces-throwing conflict,1
avocados are about to get even more expensive,0
shitty region of country figures it might as well give producing wine a shot,1
laffy taffy writer disdains bazooka,1
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naked man mingles freely in locker room,1
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nikki haley called out for hypocrisy after refusing to house guantanamo detainees,0
"bloated, rotund bernie sanders reveals he has finished drinking all of flint's water supply",1
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environmentalists speak out against excessive cheese logging,1
kim jong-un wonders if nuclear threats distracting him from real goal of starving citizenry,1
emeril bams groupie,1
is it easier to be a sahm or a working mother?,0
the outrageous dessert you can make in a slow cooker,0
study finds goosebumps caused by psychotic weirdo masturbating to old photo of you,1
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"the mediaeval greek fortress town of monemvasia: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 6",0
woman on tv engulfed in animated credit-card bills,1
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beyond the bounds of conservation,0
a second act: interview with author lesley kagen,0
boy spends his allowance on hundreds of books for inmates,0
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the one obamacare provision that could blow up a republican repeal,0
the legacy i didn't know i wanted,0
"a popular voting reform could add 22 million americans to the rolls, analysis shows",0
woman mentally rearranging rankings of children while opening mother's day gifts,1
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shell to cease costly alaska arctic exploration,0
ongoing chicanery with the gehry memorial,0
nervous steve bannon binge-eats entire class of interns amid calls for removal,1
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loveless marriage offset by beautiful four-bedroom home,1
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"astronomers discover tiny, shy moon hiding in the shadows of the solar system",0
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retirement overseas: are we all just waiting for the grim reaper?,0
portugal finally gets it together,1
cooking off the cuff: mushrooms make the meatloaf (duck doesn't hurt either),0
big wrench cool,1
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americans trust hillary clinton over donald trump on terrorism,0
"samsung halts production, sales of galaxy note 7",0
new york times' announces appointment of anonymous source as editor-in-chief,1
reminder: scott disick is just a fly in kourtney kardashian's instagram web,0
this love story will make every scrabble nerd's heart flutter,0
adam smith vs. ayn rand,0
a beginner's guide to moving forward in spite of election grief,0
a st. paddy's day green juice crawl is a thing that exists,0
is osha protecting at-risk workers under a trump administration?,0
facebook's war continues against fake profiles and bots,0
attempt to meet different types of people thwarted by partygoer who also watches 'friday night lights',1
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cashier allows line-cutting to go unpunished,1
the things i do to feed the world,0
oklahoma leaders claim teachers' strike betrays values of nation's 1914 founding by abraham lincoln and orville redenbacher,1
sensei's assistant really getting his ass whipped,1
here's the trailer for adam sandler's 'the ridiculous 6' on netflix,0
espn pulls broadcaster from virginia game because his name is robert lee,0
these hilarious 'hacks' for organizing your kid's bookshelf are spot-on,0
everything you need to know about how stress affects your skin,0
"study: beginning email with short, disingenuous inquiry into personal life best way to network",1
"report: oyster cracker–wise, nation doing pretty good",1
yeti releases abdominable crunch workout video,1
takeout burrito shielded from cold as though it were week-old newborn,1
militants launch three attacks in somalia and kenya in 24 hours,0
millionaire pays for breast implants for rolls royce hood ornament,1
u.s. to slow down relationship with uruguay,1
photos of ''star wars' in real life will put you over the moon,0
"local man knows he moved to minneapolis for something, but can't remember what",1
god recalls life-changing encounter with 8-year-old boy who had near-death experience,1
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the biggest lgbt names in media hit new york for one-night-only fete,0
family kind of concerned at how fast dad ate father's day gift,1
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10th-grade prodigy studying mathematics at 10th-grade level,1
dick morris: border crisis could 'wipe out' democrats,0
orange is the new black' star tells her own moving story to change minds on immigration,0
ceo has big ideas to grow company's problems,1
scientists discover tiniest hedgehog ever,0
seasonal depression to take over for chronic depression for a few months,1
bill clinton: sorry for the drug war,0
jorge ramos producer speaks out about press conference incident,0
key gop senator will oppose donald trump's arms deal with saudi arabia,0
beach boys confirm they're considering playing trump's inauguration,0
24 odd things that happen when you absolutely love running,0
you have no idea what the life of a physical comedian is like,0
"turkish police raid isis safe houses, detain 22 islamic state suspects as death toll climbs",0
pistachio biscotti with kirsch-soaked dried cherries,0
new triple-x dinosaur park opens in nevada,1
man just going to assume apartment has functional carbon monoxide detector somewhere,1
catholic church releases new molestation-proof altar boy uniform,1
"at philly's independence mall, pope francis offers his definition of religious freedom",0
donald trump has spent less than any other primary front-runner,0
the best chance to defeat roy moore may be for the democratic party to lie low,0
one death linked to listeria in dole packaged salad,0
dental hygienist angered by lack of flossing,1
smb's are changing the way they do business,0
monster truck escapes,1
man from canada acts like he's not cold,1
montreal's osm concludes couche-tard virée classique with record attendance,0
doll overstays dollhouse welcome,1
sarah huckabee sanders flatly rejects jim acosta's assertion that he's jim acosta,1
"private prison company backs super pacs for donald trump, senate republicans",0
i am a public school teacher. give me all the refugees you've got!,0
frank ocean calls rejecting the grammys his 'colin kaepernick moment',0
taxpayer outraged,1
when your friends are annoying about their social media ranking,0
full unsliced lemon makes glass of water particularly refreshing,1
3 leadership mistakes roger goodell made that you shouldn't,0
"as election draws near, area man moves to all-obama t-shirt rotation",1
scientists announce ambitious project to map layer of garbage on ocean floor,1
anonymous source: 'i'm a cowardly snitch',1
pictures of smiling group of people taken where john lennon was murdered,1
what these celebrities have to say about bullying may not be what you're expecting,0
bush trying to decide how to spend his tax refund,1
young and entrepreneurial: serial developer and scholly cto nick pirollo,0
"first nighter: musicals ""atomic,"" ""the mapmaker's opera,"" ""valueville""",0
sandy hook father to alex jones: 'i'm not backing down',0
jeff flake knocks republicans for not standing up to birthers,0
emotional elon musk recalls spending entire birthday working on concepts for mistreating employees,1
how three heroin-addicted sisters are getting sober,0
watch a young jennifer lawrence in a high school shakespeare play,0
congress names very special prosecutor,1
every bill reminds congressman of ex-wife,1
how netflix's serial killer drama 'mindhunter' draws from real life,0
here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far,0
morton unveils individually wrapped salt grains,1
new 'star wars' commercial reveals c-3po's red arm and other secrets,0
meet the gop congressman who wants to overturn citizens united,0
"clinton will weigh in on trade deal 'when it's final,' campaign says",0
if i have gay children: 4 promises from a christian pastor/parent,0
"katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record",0
increasingly desperate advertisers settle for more attainable 35-to-44-year-old demographic,1
the gop health care bill falls apart ― again ― and no one can agree whose fault it is,0
"paul ryan announces new congress sexual harassment training will create safe work atmosphere, plausible deniability",1
south carolina refuses to remove confederate flag from capitol trailer,1
u.s. takes out key iraqi bases in midnight raid,1
starbucks unveils $7 wake-up slap,1
study finds newborn infants can tell if parents are losers,1
man passes away surrounded by knife-wielding loved ones,1
teacher who dedicates life to students total fucking bitch,1
area man's hairstyle history eerily mirrors kevin bacon's,1
i'm going to the women's march on washington for my daughters and young girls everywhere,0
family' groups blast boy scouts' decision to allow trans kids,0
terry jones - could have at least manned up and burned one koran,1
republicans praise nixon administration for allowing qaddafi to rule libya so he could one day be overthrown,1
"the daily show' remembers anthony scaramucci, a man taken before his time",0
dreamcatcher on rearview mirror protects sleeping driver,1
"in 'informed consent,' a native american tribe's battle is recreated off broadway",0
the seductive illusion of power,0
mars and venus in mental health,0
justin bieber interrupts performance to scold spanish audience,0
researchers forced to scrap another sleep study after participants murdered in dreams by serial killer,1
area man eats breakfast for dinner in desperate attempt to reinvent his life,1
mom decides enough time has passed to lose touch with paramedic who saved son's life,1
school for the blind has huge empty grass field out front,1
someone edited 'the last jedi' to make a 'chauvinist cut' without women,0
north korea releases new paintings of healthy kim jong il,1
"driverless cars: hype, hubris and distractions",0
nonprofit places burnouts in jobs you can do blitzed out of your mind,1
"burglar bursts through ymca ceiling, steals toy money",0
nation breathes sigh of continuing unease,1
"lights go on, part xxxx -- learning",0
co-worker's bad mood getting you down? here's what to do about it,0
"guillermo del toro: 'in today's society, the true monsters are the horrifying, flesh-eating gargoyles'",1
5-year-old explorer makes contact with life-forms in adjacent booth,1
rising star john kerry's stirring speech paves way for 2016 presidential run,1
integrating roma into europe's future: change must come from within,0
length of relationship mistaken for quality of relationship,1
nina dobrev writes heart-wrenching goodbye from 'vampire diaries' set,0
is putting a plastic container in the microwave really that bad?,0
wedding planner suggests replacing unsightly groom,1
devotees visit ihop to get foreheads marked with syrup cross on national pancake day,1
brian williams retreats to mountainside hut to meditate on fickle nature of truth,1
hilarious video shows 'how to bake easter cookies like a toddler',0
nasa completely forgot probe was returning today,1
"wow air is offering $69 flights to europe from san francisco, miami and boston",0
watch: dolphin knocks stand-up paddleboarder off his board,0
trevor noah skewers betsy devos with fake for-profit university ad,0
"byblos brims with culture, history and life",0
cupcake burglar' busted thanks to frosting,0
iraqi homeowner to wait a while before re-shingling roof,1
"martin luther king bust first thing to go, romney adviser quietly thinking",1
sean hannity: 'i will be dispelling any and all factual claims about me during my show',1
pharma's puerto rico problems could mean drug shortages,0
suzanne somers named u.s. thighmaster general,1
carson says trump knows judge attack was wrong,0
kurt angle in royal rumble? seth rollins teases huge wwe debut! | wrestletalk news jan. 2017,0
this $249 razor is made of sapphire. is it worth the crazy price?,0
gop debate stage manager pulls ladies' podium out of storage for carly fiorina,1
new study finds people who sit for at least 5 hours each day are comfier,1
gop preparing for contested convention,0
aisle of hispanic food items all man needs to know about fate of country,1
republicans blame election losses on democrats,1
cryptic new laundry room rule hints at tale of bizarre infraction,1
former addict celebrates 10th year of mind-numbing boredom,1
"here's how to become kris jenner's assistant, according to kris jenner",0
"like issa rae, i'm also 'rooting for everybody black'",0
patrick dempsey's wife files for divorce,0
report: 83% of americans just want to put on sunglasses and say 'let's do this',1
history channel admits to profiting from nazi documentaries,1
blinds and bells: haegue yang's retrospective at the leeum in seoul,0
16 tweets that define what it means to be an introvert,0
judge totally understands where defendant is coming from,1
chemistry lessons for leaders,0
phyllis schlafly and the kingmakers,0
michael jordan displeased with this week's burnt offerings,1
un quietly pushed into east river,1
can limiting the use of military gear prevent another ferguson?,0
is obamacare repeal over? three possible outcomes,0
ape appointed banana czar,1
wyclef jean is still totally down for a fugees reunion,0
"great, donald trump threatened to default on the national debt",0
i'm mourning the old kidz bop kids,0
area pedestrian obsessed with crossing the street,1
swiping right on a hottie? hold on a second,0
biden's burden: loss pays another visit,0
"art imitates life imitates art,' remarks man trapped in art museum",1
merrick garland kind of uncomfortable with political analysts casually pointing out he'll die relatively soon after nomination,1
reddit and violent speech: can hate be banned?,0
"this earth day, i stand for science",0
10 ways ridiculously successful people think differently,0
the apple watch: changing the face of time,0
marco rubio warms up to trump,0
mister rogers' neighborhood gerrymandered to serve king friday's make-believe agenda,1
spectacular video lets you fly around ceres,0
movie works out exactly as audience hoped,1
secretive whcd pre-party draws hollywood celebrities,0
white house concerned ryan zinke made land deal without giving cut to trump,1
"puzzled nation can remember name ferguson, but not sure from where",1
processing the facts: what will ferguson's legacy be?,0
man makes quick call to parents so next week's call to ask for money doesn't seem that bad,1
spaced-out flower child groovin' on a doobie wave,1
healthy and frosted (!) paleo carrot cake cookies,0
peter facinelli & jaimie alexander are engaged,0
widow still can't bring herself to get rid of husband's corpse,1
new report finds amazon may be listening to you through hardcover copies of michelle obama's 'becoming',1
"twitter 'verifies' jason kessler, organizer of charlottesville white supremacist rally",0
irish-americans gear up for 'the reinforcin' o' the stereotypes',1
report: fritz a fine name for a boy,1
frustrated russian officials struggling to get any policies through dysfunctional trump administration,1
what it means to seize your youth,0
this app cuts off your access to work emails at night,0
national poetry month raises awareness of poetry prevention,1
bird poo is the worst flavor of ice cream,0
"i'm trump all the way,' says man who will die from mishandling fireworks months before election",1
why fashion blogger hannah stoudemire is protesting new york fashion week,0
monday's morning email: the next recession will be brutal. here's why.,0
climate change and children: a call for action,0
new documentary makes the case for supervised heroin injection sites in new york,0
the unforgettable memorial of warhol superstar holly woodlawn,0
suicide 'clusters' may appear in army units,0
parenting: the ultimate juggling act,0
6 new year's resolutions that don't take all damn year to accomplish,0
psa on funny or die shows the absurdity of valuing all opinions equally,0
"i'm all in for hillary clinton, my next president",0
sheryl sandberg doesn't think fake news on facebook influenced the election,0
utah physician says she'll happily do the job jason chaffetz won't,0
website on disabilities act that tripped up betsy devos disappears,0
elderly man feeling useless in retirement wishes he could go back to feeling useless at work,1
gourmet gifts for the foodie 2014,0
border wall prototype clearly designed by yayoi kusama,1
man at salad bar has to say every item aloud as he adds it to salad,1
mike pence got through vp debate without having to explain anti-lgbt record,0
iran can reform if it follows in china's footsteps,0
c-suite men stepping down for 'work-life balance' is no step forward,0
bush urges iraqis to pass amendment banning gay marriage,1
hillary clinton's barking dog impression is totally paw-some,0
awkward tension mistaken for sexual tension,1
fifth-grader writes 'mrs. alan greenspan' all over her notebook,1
the injustice of mandatory minimums,0
report: some shithead out there makes so much more money than you,1
it takes us' photo project shows survivors of gun violence,0
the power of keeping it personal,0
only two segways in town collide,1
area man settled for,1
munchstrosity created in frito-layboratory,1
lake bell welcomes baby girl,0
senator moved to tears after reading constituent's heartfelt check,1
second amendment a little creeped out by how obsessed americans are with it,1
tip of area man's tongue refuses to relinquish richard crenna's name,1
who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?,0
house gop crackdown continues,0
trey gowdy and his gop colleagues embarrassed themselves,0
"handing out pills, getting drunk: new allegations surface against trump's va pick",0
lemony snicket' out as wesleyan speaker amid reports of inappropriate comments,0
keynote speaker enlightens entire generation with theme that world is changing,1
would you rather: max rockatansky or nux from 'mad max: fury road',0
report: you have been selected to make a purchase at the onion store,1
is allegiance to white supremacy greater than allegiance to god?,0
blog post read by mother to shape child's next 18 years,1
grandma jumps into buick for emergency birdseed run,1
running from your past: read this magical novel,0
u.s. intel officials knew last year about cia security breach that led to wikileaks dump,0
why emotional intelligence affects the bottom line,0
"when disaster strikes, mothers and newborns are the most vulnerable",0
5 things about wedding planning that really suck,0
college rankings: what's the use?,0
prison now allowing death row inmates to receive weekly visitors throughout executions,1
pizza hut's new 'hut swag' lets you wear your obsession on your sleeve,0
obama encourages staff to 'stay on offense' in final year,0
nonindigenous larry  crosses state lines,1
"handshake comes in at unusually high angle, velocity",1
unemployed bob barker spends morning watching 'price is right',1
reddit and violent speech: can hate be banned?,0
history channel repeats itself,1
these gorgeous photos of hong kong in the fifties will make you nostalgic for an era long gone,0
if you see a muslim at the airport,0
the innocent victims of europe's refugee crisis,0
résumé accidentally kept on file,1
increasing number of americans unable to point out map,1
"as global policy moves to expand digital rights, u.s faces crucial fight over equal access to the internet",0
german anti-immigrant party sees gains after terrorist attacks,0
"move over rosé, blue wine is now on the market",0
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how to raise kids who can 'love and be loved',0
watch: how belgium became a hotbed for terrorism,0
study finds mass extinction could free up billions of dollars in conservation funding by 2024,1
sanders beats all top republican candidates in latest poll,0
kid figures he'll go down slide 35 more times then call it a day,1
t.g.i. friday's bankrupt after spending billions on priceless americana,1
rick perry on donald trump's proposed border wall: 'you can't do that',0
"residents of philadelphia, cleveland at least relieved they can't host another one of these fucking things for few decades",1
russian beef shortage traced to boris yeltsin,1
mother's day card mailed,1
"new report finds it took humans 3,000 years after developing language to work up confidence to talk to each other",1
"wilbur and orville wright meet tom hanks: natgeo, pay attention -- this is how it's done",0
nutritionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating,1
wednesday's morning email: why the latest comey news matters,0
amc bob hope retrospective ready to go,1
gop congressman warns of the real social ill destroying american values: marijuana,0
trivial pursuit game reveals man lacks knowledge of basic social skills,1
how fico's new credit score will impact consumers,0
dozens killed in ethiopia after stampede at protest,0
can you spot what's wrong with the memphis grizzlies' valentine's day graphic?,0
there is a shortage of male teachers of color. nyc is working to fix that.,0
"international travel: opera, luxurious lodging and great food in venice, italy",0
romney stands behind ryan to show good campaigning stance,1
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friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast,0
man already has whole sentence lined up for later in conversation,1
blind date pronounces every syllable of word 'comfortable',1
man scolded by brother-in-law for not taking better advantage of open bar,1
neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer,1
leave your pants behind when you get married,0
encouraging the discouraged reader,0
"man just wants to come home, hear lindsay lohan made fun of, get some sleep",1
7 fascinating but forgotten facts from world war i (new book),0
shredding the fourth amendment in post-constitutional america,0
"group buys fishing net so others can't, will save up to 10,000 sharks",0
brian williams takes over 'today',0
world's last bob hope fan dies of old age,1
evangelical voters don't care that trump's not religious,0
study: u.s. best place for women to buy jeans,1
national security council distracted by whimpering jared kushner pawing at door throughout meeting,1
onion social ceo responds to company chaos by donating $50 to haiti,1
hot-dog craving ends after first bite,1
lots of parents know this scenario,0
carolina panthers coach ron rivera has charlotte's latino community fired up,0
here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians,0
director for aspca commercial demands sadder looking dogs,1
paul ryan's attempt at being a relatable 'emoji guy' backfires,0
list of politically achievable reforms down to just three minor changes to traffic code,1
thousands march on national mall to demand puerto rico disaster relief,0
co-worker's drawer filled with toffee,1
ufc champion jon jones sentenced in hit-and-run case involving a pregnant woman,0
area man puts on some nice pants for once in his life,1
disturbingly deep voice emanates from minnie mouse costume,1
bird arthritis epidemic largely ignored,1
wendy davis just won: supreme court vindicates her epic filibuster,0
report: more americans turning to louder sources for their news,1
aids baby lays tiny hand in palm of 'onion' reporter,1
top obama official: this is no iraq war,0
states enacted more than 60 abortion restrictions in 2016,0
honoring congressional gold medal recipient raoul wallenberg: one man who made a difference,0
taylor swift breaks political silence to throw support behind restoring shōgun to throne of japan,1
want to sleep in 'the world's largest grave'? airbnb to the rescue,0
bush's 'electability' argument is getting even weaker,0
camera admits it can't do much for barry,1
host who ben affleck got handsy with in 2004 says it was an 'on-camera game',0
new study finds average american stands no chance against what's coming,1
this dad just proved a sexist double standard without saying a word,0
area man coughs to let others know he's in bathroom,1
"right to live life in complete, stunned horror,' added to constitution",1
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"another white house iftar, another ramadan without my brother",0
bernie sanders says he will 'certainly support' hillary clinton if she's the democratic nominee,0
a painter searches for a more interconnected vision of humanity,0
frustrated man forced to agree with dumbass political cartoon of statue of liberty hugging immigrants,1
elevate your leadership in 2016,0
stack of unused cd-rs turns five,1
feds break up brutal las vegas man-fighting ring,1
"underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app",0
13 tough life situations -- and the perfect books to get you through,0
try to keep calm but k-pop band bts is getting a documentary series,0
report: recent wednesday felt like thursday,1
kanye west announces his new name is tim,1
journalist once accused of making up sources arrested for threatening jewish institutions,0
mosul could be a make or break battle for iraq,0
how the gotham typeface came to define our era,0
alcoholic father granted posthumous sainthood by catholic family,1
dean cain fanpage last updated 8/14/96,1
stories of lamar odom's kindness pour in from around the nba,0
dog the bounty hunter joins lawsuit against chris christie over bail reform,0
point of story apparently that man ate at restaurant,1
no one murdered because of this image,1
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judge says scotus same-sex marriage ruling doesn't apply to puerto rico,0
long john silver's customer finds deep-fried poseidon head in value meal,1
life continues': baghdad residents remain resilient amid bombings,0
the olympic hangover is real,0
scotland more relaxed when sean connery is away,1
madonna lets the f-bombs fly on live tv in anti-trump speech at women's march,0
"dallas is where i finally get to see the famous french ""déjeûner sur l'herbe"" painting by monet",0
nfl commissioner's proposed solution to domestic violence problem proves they just don't get it,0
5 reasons retirees need vacations too,0
taylor swift calls out celebrity culture,0
obama finally tells rambling tom vilsack to shut the fuck up during cabinet meeting,1
crowd feeling kind of silly now after spending all that time pleading rooftop sniper not to jump,1
south african prison rape survivors speak out for the first time,0
"sir, you stated you wanted to modernize the grinch for today's audience,' says new cnn entertainment reporter jim acosta",1
smiling nation takes moment to enjoy thought of what rnc headquarters like right now,1
the 26 funniest tweets from women this week,0
disney world mascot could use a fucking vacation himself,1
when this tenacious learner became a mom,0
inside: america rates the skin colors,1
the problem with getting too much light at night,0
man's heart stops as speaker asks audience to turn to person next to them,1
family lets cars come inside house during snowstorm,1
even george w. bush's environment chief thinks trump's energy plan is bonkers,0
rubio has a rocky road ahead,0
sherpa can already tell you're not going to make it,1
"iman shumpert helped deliver his baby, and headphones were involved",0
"kline not sure he fits in at oppendahl, oppendahl, kline & oppendahl",1
u.s. refuses to allow u.n. weapons inspectors back into iraq,1
stuffed gorilla only into you for your shelf,1
north korea successfully harvests wheat in show of growing strength,1
woman doomed to years of hippo-themed gifts,1
puerto rico governor calls white house after trump's unsettling fema tweets,0
how art therapy helps you de-stress (even if you don't think you need it),0
lauren conrad is a redhead now,0
boston must mull renaming iconic building to give civic dignity to blacks,0
scott walker changes locks on wisconsin governor's office,1
u.s. still enjoying small but loyal following,1
parents clinging to lone religious element of daughter's wedding ceremony,1
5 tips for reading the polls like a pro,0
moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend,0
google translate update may save you a lot of money,0
gop leaders demand congressman duncan hunter's resignation after discovering he poor,1
roof of mouth in serious condition following cap'n crunch consumption,1
sunday roundup,0
girl from coffee shop seen at bar with guy from record store,1
nutella briefly entertained as lubricant,1
bounced joe biden check still taped up in delaware liquor store,1
hilton head island is the best,0
clinton commissions john williams to compose 'clinton's theme',1
dancing costumed midgets celebrate death of deng xiaoping,1
gene wilder's career in ruins following death of richard pryor,1
where mormon feminists stand a year after kate kelly's excommunication,0
whitewater rafting trip in which friend drowned still pretty fun,1
nasa acquires moon for kennedy space center exhibit,1
how women and girls cope with getting their periods in refugee camps,0
pair of 26-year-olds hit it off after learning they have student loans from same bank,1
guitar music fad runs course,1
world's most innovative companies,0
deal alert: get 'kingdom hearts iii' for free for next 30 seconds while gamestop clerk is dealing with something in back,1
area dad didn't shell out $100 at aquarium for lecture about ecosystem,1
blake griffin is actually not awful at baseball,0
chicago man brushes mound of snow from beef sandwich before eating it,1
blissful ignorance commemorated on annual 9/10 anniversary,1
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lessons for mom from the tee-ball dugout,0
friend dishonorably discharged from navigation duties after missing exit,1
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r. kelly releases emotional new song thanking fans for continued acceptance of sex crimes,1
liberals horrified by lack of inexperience among obama appointees,1
viewers impressed by how male trump looked during debate,1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
the top 10 wedding planning myths,0
mom who drove kids into ocean gives birth,0
texas provider will offer free abortions for women affected by harvey,0
more american women expect to have children in the future,0
larry king's frothing saliva hosed off bette midler,1
chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago,0
breaking up with god,0
china intensifies pressure on north korea,0
trump's 'woman card' remark drives $2.4 million in fundraising -- for hillary clinton,0
consumer financial protection bureau could be defanged under donald trump,0
"chaffetz, cummings seek answers from trump on his business' profits from foreign governments",0
afghan boy who made a lionel messi jersey from a plastic bag finally meets his hero,0
cash-strapped moviepass limiting new users to one movie filmed in ceo's backyard per month,1
federal reserve vice-chairman roger ferguson: hot or not?,1
congressman checks in real quick with ethics office to make sure pressing exposed penis against intern doesn't constitute sexual harassment,1
houseguest asks if host has blanket that's never been washed he can use,1
smithsonian institution politely declines sofa from charles in charge,1
"satyajit ray's apu trilogy premieres at moma, again",0
legends of new york's latex ball celebrate the history of voguing,0
"so, tyler, the creator recorded bill nye's new theme song",0
watch: 2014 bet awards performances,0
friend who sent link to 8-minute youtube video must be fucking delusional,1
beauty industry exec keeps photo of crying 15-year-old girl on desk to remind himself why he does this,1
u.s. experts expect new north korea missile launch 'within days',0
"kansas state refused to investigate sexual assaults because they happened off-campus, lawsuit says",0
uptight matron enjoys handful of pills,1
"friend moving apartments probably just going to rent u-haul, have nervous breakdown",1
pro-trump trolls target megyn kelly's new book on amazon,0
only three states score higher than d+ in a state integrity investigation,0
"breweries donate 205,000 cans of water to harvey victims",0
barbara bush calls white house to see if she can leave husband there for few hours,1
utah adopts nation's strictest drunk driving law,0
ex-sniper shot dead after surviving years in harrowing united states,1
egyptian jon stewart' bassem youssef introduces 'muslim morning after kit',0
this comedian makes a solid case for why gatorade should sponsor him,0
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guinness world records promotes man who can lift 27 pounds with tongue to editor-in-chief,1
cyclist suffers terrifying fall at the edge of a sheer cliff,0
france to ban domestic production of oil and gas by 2040,0
the funniest tweets from women this week,0
why i'm not leaving florida (yet),0
"once they put me on cheeses, i will finally be happy,' says costco employee handing out free vienna sausage samples",1
gop congressman complains women are 'in my grill' over obamacare repeal,0
new york attorney general claims assaults were just him role-playing as unaccountable male authority figure,1
new rumsfeld scholarship awarded to student who demonstrates potential to ignore geopolitical consequences of armed invasion,1
sandwich previously thought incapable of looking more depressing flattened in backpack,1
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deadly flooding in sudan kills at least 76 people,0
national defense strategy,0
panhandler demands explanation for failure to provide quarter,1
"unemployed, miserable man still remembers teacher who first made him fall in love with writing",1
unesco designates new world heritage sites,0
police officer who killed unarmed motorist cleared of all charges,0
man has extra spring in his step after getting news that classmate moved home and stopped pursuing her dream,1
driving instructor has own gas pedal in case student total pussy,1
retailers hiring the most employees for the holidays,0
area man having one of his little bursts of energy where he tries to write a song,1
"4 dead, 12 critically injured in seattle bus crash",0
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reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story,0
man figures he has 2 more bites of roommate's leftovers before it noticeable,1
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breathalyzer big hit at cop party,1
panama papers source breaks silence and offers to aid authorities for immunity,0
rnc attendee excited to find out what he'll get to boo tonight,1
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head-in-sand purists,0
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st. jude swears off ever answering another personals ad,1
conservative newspaper editorial boards line up behind hillary clinton,0
sighing trump sexual assault accusers announce they'll try coming forward again next week,1
a guide to sex at 50 and beyond,0
vape flavor ban threatens san francisco's legacy of harm reduction,0
"across nation, superstores driving out old-fashioned megamalls",1
source of jealousy not even that successful,1
bus passenger suspects man in next seat might be having conversation with him,1
transplanted new yorker disappointed with local bagel scene,1
this 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real,0
police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him personally,1
a good news story about 'imperfect' pregnancy,0
andrew lincoln and his cue cards are back in 'love actually' reunion teaser,0
god planning to get rid of harsh shadows by adding second sun,1
new 'i am cait' teaser shows caitlyn jenner is still 'the same person',0
vatican quickly performs damage control on pope's tolerant remarks,1
hurricane nicole wreaks havoc on bermuda,0
morgan freeman's snapchat fail is hilariously perfect,0
sarah huckabee sanders defends trump's sexist attack on kirsten gillibrand,0
man not certain what any of his coworkers' names are,1
man scolded by brother-in-law for not taking better advantage of open bar,1
terry mcauliffe defends hillary clinton's 'dead broke' comment,0
concrete steps you can take to support your muslim neighbors today,0
the gulf crisis: fake news shines spotlight on psychological warfare,0
supreme court allows corporations to run for political office,1
pawn-shop customer plans to buy toaster back,1
greek populace woken up at 6 a.m. by angela merkel's voice booming through loudspeakers across country,1
area mom raving about phoenix airport,1
pope-killing virus claims yet another victim,1
10 reasons it's awesome to be a black gay man,0
abu ghraib inside joke lost on rest of world,1
here's what is arriving on hulu in february 2018,0
glitter birkenstocks are now a thing you can actually buy,0
pope francis hosts feathered serpent god as part of deity exchange program,1
elite congressman trained to kill legislation in 24 different ways,1
watch the moving lesbian storyline that got cut from 'love actually',0
christina aguilera is barely recognizable on paper magazine cover,0
wildebeest taking awful lot of credit for stampede,1
blind dog who was kept in a pantry now lives like a king,0
"retirees enjoy low-cost, high quality healthcare in this beautiful latin american country",0
masturbatory prose style fails to reach climax,1
reproductive health and rights in an age of inequality,0
"no one will push you into running for president,' jeb bush softly whispers before tucking in sleeping grandson",1
the troubling connection between anger management problems and gun access,0
mom gives excuse for son's absence that even hermione would accept,0
trump condemns white house staffers' use of secret recording studio,1
"conan o'brien receives rough reception in haiti, because of donald trump",0
area man would put that meeting in his top 5 all time,1
"ex-wife, divorce lawyer killed as model train careens off tracks",1
"right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say",0
"good guy with gun, bad guy with gun both excited to unload firearm in crowd outside arena",1
terrifying uniformed bachelorette party storms local bar,1
"syrian rebels, government think it's about time to call syria a day",1
"finally, a web series that navigates the horrors of being a 'woman online'",0
"if this guy's daughter is a 'real' princess, then i'm lord of ice cream cones",0
45-minute phone call to credit card company goes great,1
new roommates attempt to find manly way of saying good night,1
thalia cassuto remembers when birth control became legal. she's fighting to keep it that way.,0
teen rebel refusing to purchase yearbook,1
"script could use another pass, mom says",1
tv show under fire for depicting murder,1
fox news host: trump fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving u.s. embassy to jerusalem,0
makers of good friends cereal not sure how two pictures of ann coulter got on box,1
"report: you know you are a fucking idiot, right?",1
magical girlfriend transmutes guilt into precious stones,1
the louvre gardens are teeming with rats,0
mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight,0
beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope,0
top german soccer team hit in explosions,0
trump: 'the only way to find out what happened at the saudi consulate is to send in more journalists one at a time',1
nation satisfied as selena gomez completes transition into sexualized plaything,1
wilmer flores' friday night was straight out of a hollywood movie,0
advertising firm unveils new mute-resistant commercials,1
check it out: giant pumpkin outweighs smart car,0
"erick erickson, noted sexist, slams donald trump for being sexist",0
the vatican's spectacular christmas stamps,0
trump gives intelligence agencies their daily briefing,1
new pfizer breakthrough miraculously extends lifespan of near-death patents,1
star trek introduces alien character with totally different forehead wrinkles,1
joan rivers died like she lived: shocking people,0
amazon fires warehouse worker who took unauthorized breath,1
what i wish for my daughter,0
trevor noah: watching rudy giuliani is like smoking weed through the tv,0
national zoo announces giant pandas to divorce,1
cdc issues warning of full-blown epidemic of the blahs,1
"aides say bannon was not on the record when he issued deafening, atonal howl that caused journalist's skull to explode",1
1930s comedian pretty sure he's outsmarted murphy bed,1
food critic's wife makes the best lasagna she possibly can,1
sullen jeff sessions scrolls through minority incarceration statistics to cheer self up,1
how do i teach my girls to love their bodies when i hate mine?,0
states' rights rancher ryan bundy to run for nevada governor,0
creative alcoholic comes up with idea to drink a lot,1
how paul ryan won over every house republican (except for one),0
all of artist's nudes look terrified,1
new final draft update includes stock female characters to help fill out scripts,1
the 10 healthiest chain restaurants in the u.s.,0
mike pence left out in cold at winter olympics vip reception,0
"cleansed, crisp and crippled: the challenges of staying dapperly delicious while disabled",0
egypt plunges into state of middle east,1
lionel richie explains why he decided to adopt his daughter nicole,0
insufferable 8-year-old won't stop chanting 'romney',1
meryl streep looks exactly like the 'shrek' fairy godmother at the oscars,0
"nom funneled millions to fight maine marriage equality, but had only one big donor from the state",0
these republicans have a plan for tackling climate change,0
antarctic observational comic running out of ideas,1
trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter,0
friday talking points -- utter foolishness,0
the obama administration cracks down on payday lenders,0
hasbro pledges additional 30 marbles for hippo-hunger relief,1
man announces plan to take out anger on first less powerful person he sees,1
vatican unveils new pope signal,1
how the little i do can make a difference in my world,0
spouse criticism may worsen chronic low back pain,0
street performer dreams of performing on streets of paris,1
why getting married may help people drink less,0
leaving your dream: tedx talk,0
protesters rally against gop health care plan at senate office building,0
cary elwes of 'the princess bride' to join 'stranger things'  season 3,0
donald trump is beating the drum of war,0
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
"gop poisoned zika bill to satisfy 'crazies,' says harry reid",0
woman with really pointy feet finds perfect shoes,1
"marti noxon poured her own life into 'to the bone,' a movie about anorexia",0
schumer: dems are done with trump,0
man unnerved by uncanny alternate universe of restaurant's second location,1
"dc executive worried batgirl script not interesting enough to be movie, 3 more movies, 2028 reboot and 4 more movies",1
"an invitation to kill': proxies, foreign powers in syria endanger civilians",0
he looks at tuberculosis death toll and wonders why you're not worried,0
cameron monaghan and peyton list star in the next big ya movie adaptation,0
the one thing you're forgetting to bring to thanksgiving dinner,0
cdc announces americans should make plans to say goodbye to loved ones,1
baldwin's trump boasts on 'snl' he's running country like a waffle house,0
cute couple on same antidepressant,1
thousands of rats tumble about uncontrollably inside snoopy balloon high above thanksgiving day parade,1
this 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real,0
white house running out of paintings to cover spots where obama has punched through wall,1
mom's head rotates demonically after passing sign for antique wicker furniture,1
jen aniston refuses to 'inject sh-t' into her face,0
hillary set to move past prelims with roosevelt island address (are the clintons cynics or realists?),0
that knife guy from high school arrested in knife-related incident,1
pennsylvania's congressional delegation will no longer be all men,0
national dialogue dusted off,1
man parallel parking tries to leave enough room between cars to infuriate other drivers into just giving up,1
"redford to re-digitize ordinary people, improve space battle",1
weak-willed coward changes opinion after learning he was wrong,1
terrifying mutation killing off u.s. cabinet members one at a time,1
company more like family whose members are desperate to join better family,1
trump's revised travel ban is still mired in prejudice,0
god called me here': meet the people of little rock,0
my friend michael and the power of acknowledgement,0
diego luna talks filming his first sex scene before he ever had sex,0
nation spooked after running into creepy old night watchman,1
steve bannon's inflamed liver pulsing visibly through shirt during strategy meeting,1
do latino businesses pander to white customers?,0
scientists finally pronounce human genome,1
nation's wildlife fleeing to canada,1
opening band upstaged by pre-show music,1
here's how a landmark ruling on trans teens' rights could have a colossal impact on schools,0
conscience quietly let go as paul ryan policy advisor,1
lasik surgery allows baron to see without monocle,1
tarantino-style 'star trek' trailer shows us the wonderful potential,0
let the past be your teacher,0
here's how this queer couple discovered 'the power of family',0
kesha emotionally admits new album is 'quite literally saving my life',0
bush elected president of iraq,1
"women in business: catherine courage, senior vice president, customer experience, citrix",0
"with all eyes on trump, texas may soon pass horrific anti-lgbtq laws",0
beauty queen scarfs down 12 krispy kreme doughnuts in no time,0
why some vaccines require more than one dose,0
fema dispatches crews to do whatever they need to do to look busy,1
a scientific guide for finding the perfect workout music,0
bush has one of those days where he feels like 68 percent of people hate him,1
jane seymour's secrets to feeling young after 50,0
here's the biggest problem with obama's new trade push,0
man at bar clinging to muted 'king of queens' episode like life preserver,1
mom not joking when she says she wants picture of grown kids in bath for old time's sake,1
"daytime-talk-show mixup leads to 1,000-pound- man makeover",1
"dear baby boomers, step aside",0
5 weight loss habits that are making you gain weight,0
suicide bomber reacts poorly to surprise birthday party,1
john mccain not going to ask cindy mccain twice,1
watch misty copeland dance to the heavenly sounds of cynthia erivo's voice,0
now that's what i call shitty music 8 tops album charts,1
life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home,1
fan prefers tarantino's early work when he was shelving movies all day at video store,1
10 years of marriage equality,0
congress gets another reminder from scientists that climate change isn't coming -- it's already here,0
bernie sanders' our revolution gets behind tom perriello in virginia gubernatorial race,0
facebook users morbidly curious what site going to do with their personal data to recoup $5 billion fine,1
bears run free after 20 years in tiny cages,0
a majority of americans disagree with donald trump's hard-line stances on climate change,0
headphones-wearing pedestrian loudly proclaims iron man status,1
these vintage coloring books were around before adult coloring was cool,0
refugee blues,0
the public health threat of private anger,0
ringo starr announces 26th beatles album with new backing band,1
delta airlines counter agent assures man he will never see his family again,1
report: more television viewers becoming desensitized to drama,1
"thousands march in washington, d.c. heat to demand trump act on climate change",0
34-year-old man may as well keep pursuing dream at this point,1
"a 'very gassy baby's' letter to a new mom, circa 1980",0
russian bobsledder nadezhda sergeeva fails doping test,0
what we know so far about the new white house org chart,0
steve bannon suggests donald trump met with russians after don jr. did,0
thirsty mayor drinks town's entire water supply,1
minnesota museum to remove gallows exhibit after native american protest,0
girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal,1
"syrian rebels fear government assault on besieged, starving daraya",0
study: 82 percent of americans want to run over nathan lane with a tractor,1
"in kenya's forbidden forests, conservation can turn violent",0
chelsea clinton stops by aclu event to tell america she's not giving up,0
stephen colbert gets women from 1776 to react to the first female presidential nominee,0
watch live: lili taylor talks abc's 'american crime',0
open-minded man tries to get news from variety of facebook friends,1
chuck grassley scratches 'christine blasey's a slut' into senate bathroom stall,1
woman didn't know progress on toxic masculinity would turn boyfriend into such a weepy little pansy,1
alternative theater waits three hours for stragglers,1
newsweek's top editor and staffers suddenly fired,0
rick santorum suggests planned parenthood is just as racist as the confederate flag,0
civilian casualty flattered to have been mistaken for hamas leader,1
john kerry jettisons russian henchmen from international space station airlock,1
top gop strategist who bashed donald trump will now try to get him elected,0
"just-opened factory to create 250 new jobs, 170 new cancer cases",1
hbo's martin luther king jr. film reveals his 'dark and dangerous' final years,0
apartment manager already knows to look out for tenant sending in minnie mouse checks,1
donald trump made the nicest ad for new travel ban in 'conan' spoof,0
an eerie series that examines whether we ever truly die on the internet,0
overwhelmed new grandparents finally feeling what it like to love a child,1
scandal's joe morton the subject of unsung hollywood season premiere,0
best visual effects oscar introduced by highly acclaimed lens flare,1
7 things i learned while making a movie about pregnancy loss,0
baltimore residents urged to stay indoors until social progress naturally takes its course over next century,1
college allowing students individual commencement speakers to make ceremony acceptable for all,1
london life,0
"jake hyland of kansas city, mo chosen as nation's designated survivor in case rest of country wiped out during presidential address",1
parents of girl born without nose tell others not to give up on babies with rare condition,0
of course jesus is black: 'that s**t doesn't happen to white people',0
"report: average american loses $5,000 each year from splitting check",1
the middle east after isis,0
more bodies found at mass grave in suspected thai trafficking camp,0
you are not the brightest of my four sons'... and other depressing things that have been said to me,0
high school elects gay 45-year-old homecoming king for first time in school history,1
this guy sunk a half-court shot without touching the ball,0
"panthers donate $10,000 to each family of charleston shooting victims",0
flu vaccine recalled due to defective government tracking microchips,1
is north korea really ready to negotiate its denuclearization?,0
"20th century fox, paramount have no female directors through 2018",0
republicans wage last-minute campaign to undermine net neutrality rules,0
grandfather tries to make first fall as cool-looking as possible,1
new titanic film told from iceberg's point of view,1
"lifeguard would save drowning man, but who is he to play god?",1
saudi prince visits injured yemeni child in hospital to finish the job,1
texans brace for president's response to hurricane,1
"americans rate jews highest, muslims lowest on 'feeling thermometer'",0
nukes and the global schism,0
girl slept with for her sake,1
new ups extended-tracking numbers give customers updates on delivery driver's location for years after package drop-off,1
12 non-cliché beauty lessons according to your favorite celebs,0
isis adds few violent white supremacists in bid to get u.s. to rescind terrorist designation,1
man's area code provides exciting glimpse at past life,1
actual proctor met at party,1
independence day,0
living in the moment: the beauty of uncertainty,0
valentine's day coming a little early in relationship,1
pat toomey doesn't get it,0
cnn's john king now just swiping hands across everything,1
birthday cards from grandma becoming more religious,1
michelangelo's david updated,1
nerf introduces line of real guns,1
content marketing guide from the best content director awardee: nic mccarthy,0
ford assembly line foreman thinking about asking out cute welding robot from work,1
friend asks if there any openings at job he constantly mocks,1
alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field,0
coach angry every player gets a trophy,1
guard in video game under strict orders to repeatedly pace same stretch of hallway,1
"local neurotic to undergo invasive 32,000-hour-long therapy procedure",1
"responsible, thoughtful nation decides to ignore charlie sheen situation",1
7 books every middle-aged person should read this summer,0
rand's filibuster two-fer,0
[in&out korea] anonymous interview on misogyny pt. 1,0
"minnesota mom accused of beating, enslaving chinese woman as her nanny",0
stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze,0
archivists discover unpublished michael crichton manuscript about amusement park that operates without a hitch,1
to my grandmother after my father's death,0
local senior keeps busy with obituary-clipping hobby,1
trump denounced his campaign rhetoric almost two decades before running for president,0
barry pepper getting by,1
few latino kids attend catholic schools - here's why,0
epic doug the pug music video compilation is giving us lyfe,0
3 unexpected ways to help your kids be mindful about screen time,0
firefighter loses home to fire days after he receives racist threat,0
homemade 'die hard' scene will have you saying 'yippee ki yay',0
"new legislation would shut down u.s. education system, give each american student $3,000 to start own small business",1
"area juggler juggles family, juggling",1
dad shares photo album through never-before-seen website,1
promotional pen covered in deadly virus,1
the key to setting achievable goals,0
lady gaga and taylor kinney make the polar plunge look pretty hot,0
congress discontinues festival seating after insurance-deregulation-bill stampede,1
"the lego backpacker' instagrams the world, one country at a time",0
man accused of urinating on cop after yelling 'f*** trump',0
fear is just one big joke,0
heirloom plasticware lovingly handed down to next hundred thousand generations,1
bush vows to put man on moon before it disappears at end of month,1
unusual polling question reveals which candidate is more likely to win in november,0
first-time carjacker wasn't expecting a stick shift,1
the struggle to fit in,0
making sense of the trump russia morass,0
marco rubio says he'd stop protecting dreamers from deportation on day one,0
rescuers heroically help beached garbage back into ocean,1
mohawked rex tillerson warns u.s. democracy threatened by plutocratic fascist pigs fucking over the working man,1
kelly clarkson covered 'give me one reason' because she's the best,0
samantha bee makes it crystal clear what she thinks of ivanka trump's new book,0
seth meyers has a not-so-subtle message for donald trump,0
why women should get 'un-tired',0
7 ways stand-up comedy can teach us to effectively motivate others,0
despacito' played on 2 calculators adds up to something special,0
every single slang word ever used for 'drunk',0
clinton already working on follow-up book casting blame for failures of first,1
how texas could set national template for limiting abortion access,0
we must increase food aid during time of famine,0
nba stars send thoughts and prayers to lamar odom,0
emperor penguin demands more smelt,1
pueblo indians can't keep pace with area mom's appetite for earthenware,1
david beckham stared down a studio camera: here's what we know,0
secrets about life on earth,0
man always three ingredients away from making pancakes,1
man has never given single definitive yes to any invitation he's ever received,1
i thought mediums were frauds until i met one who knew things she couldn't have known,0
divorce has been pretty rough on screen door,1
"scientists create effective ebola vaccine, just a couple years after deadly epidemic",0
an art colony thrives on skid row,0
ceo spends 30 percent of earnings staying out of jail,1
man's body running out of ideas to convince him he full,1
half of u.s. democrats want joe biden in the 2016 race,0
amy schumer is a tiny witch in very cute halloween throwback,0
infant doing everything in her power to save relationship,1
the daily show' puts trump supporters through some 'extreme vetting',0
"fathers, let's talk about love, respect and hiv",0
u.s. to give limestone-based economy a shot starting next week,1
when patriotism becomes idolatry,0
man reportedly unleashes trump-inspired anti-lgbtq rant at church,0
why i no longer support israel,0
smug new mom going to start a blog,1
aspiring actor dreams of one day publicly voicing regret for working with woody allen,1
america's election cycle is so scary that haunted houses are getting political,0
salmon just knows it going to jump right into grizzly bear's mouth,1
dccc makes first investment in pennsylvania democrat's special election bid,0
5 ways to get rid of summer weight gain,0
expectant mother chrissy teigen is totally embracing her body,0
report: fax machines still pretty impressive if you think about it,1
trump supporters are stepping up their attacks on bob mueller and the fbi,0
cats getting drunk to 'blame it (on the alcohol)' is the only rehab you'll need today,0
report: u.s. economy loses $20 billion annually to americans writing ideas down illegibly,1
delirious rover hallucinates water on mars,1
things learned in the first month of having a baby,0
report: breathing can extend lifespan by several decades,1
cubans demand a direct and secret ballot to elect their president,0
"single-parent families get 'a' rating ,from drug kingpin",1
meek coworker taken down a notch,1
anonymous source: 'i'm a cowardly snitch',1
americans confused by system of government in which leader would resign after making terrible decision,1
new historical evidence suggests most pilgrims sailed back home to celebrate first thanksgiving,1
if you see a muslim at the airport,0
find the love you always wanted in 2015,0
aztec extremists cut out visiting pope's heart,1
don't cry for me',0
snl's jeff richards' delivers 2014's strangest electro-dance comedy greatest hits album,0
why run a writers' conference?,0
keegan-michael key on what everyone gets wrong about detroit,0
johnson & johnson introduces new leave-in q-tips,1
the democrats sang a decades-old hymn of protest during their sit-in,0
crayola ceo presents jarringly ambitious 5-year plan at annual shareholders meeting,1
man's ear violently contorted in earphone's vice grip,1
missouri governor accuses ferguson police of attacking michael brown's character,0
7 crazy-good recipes for sweet summer corn,0
bartender refuses to acknowledge patron's regular status,1
right-to-kill advocate opposes right-to-die measure,1
u.s. economy continues campaigning for barack obama,1
bee practically blows its load after seeing purple coneflower in full bloom,1
"it's like biggie and tupac all over again,' says dumbass of korean conflict",1
this video of kourtney kardashian eating a kit kat bar is celeb culture run amok,0
vulture feeling nauseous after eating bad rotting deer carcass,1
sean penn sues 'empire' creator lee daniels for claiming the actor hits women,0
trump's possible pardon of joe arpaio is destructive and unpresidential,0
report: 80% of subway track repairmen run over each day,1
lynn whitfield: we must realize that we are dependent on each other,0
ted cruz blasts new york times for keeping book off bestseller list,0
this 11-year-old perfectly sums up the problems in ferguson,0
good food and healthy families make a beautiful home,0
john f. kennedy makes rare appearance at kennedy center honors,1
st. jude swears off ever answering another personals ad,1
white sufficiency movement asserts whites right up there with other races,1
"bush urges senate to give alito fair, quick, unanimous confirmation",1
wonder woman save us all,0
40-year-old has spiky hair,1
a new what??,0
tyson beckford recalls the craziness before shooting britney spears' 'toxic' video,0
dem group boosts rep's gop challenger in hopes of splitting primary vote,0
kirstjen nielsen urges migrant parents leave the weak ones behind,1
trump claims credit for shock dem win in pennsylvania,0
the democratic presidential candidates meet again at a forum in iowa,0
trumpcare and the gop: legislating cruelty,0
"trump will not campaign for roy moore in alabama, white house says",0
trevor noah says kanye west isn't kendrick lamar because of the kardashians,0
tenants forced to clean apartment before telling landlord about mice,1
twitter announces there no trending topics today,1
46 rescued from sinking fishing vessel off alaska's aleutian islands,0
hoda kotb replaces matt lauer as 'today' co-anchor,0
"driverless cars: hype, hubris and distractions",0
the smithsonian seeks to preserve the gazebo where tamir rice was killed,0
can mtv go back to the music in an on-demand world?,0
john legend tries in earnest to talk kanye west out of supporting trump,0
5 million illegal immigrants to realize dreams of having deportation deferred,1
5 states to decide whether to legalize marijuana or continue honoring god,1
watch french president's dog pee in fireplace during official meeting,0
adele sends her love to brussels with touching tribute,0
research finds hysterectomy alone associated with increased long-term health risks,0
establishment rallies 'round rubio,0
romney privately wondering how in the name of fuck he's going to appeal to asian voters,1
biden sadly realizes this could be last time he throws lit firecracker into press conference,1
house vote maintains military ability to jail people without trial,0
this sweet (and sexy) adult coloring book is a gay valentine treat,0
a classic jason somehow gets mixed into area man's anecdote collection,1
lawmaker who wants confederate monuments removed gets anonymous racist threat,0
new nba starter jackets to come with unwanted pregnancies,1
the way you remember winters of yore is probably wrong,0
patiently waiting (sort of),0
paul ryan: 'anti-semitic images' have no place in presidential campaigns,0
adopted child doe and amended birth certificates,0
how caitlyn jenner is helping me be a better me,0
offended mark meadows reminds colleagues he never once complained about capitol's integrated drinking fountains,1
"locks of love completes construction of massive hair silo capable of holding 150,000 pounds of hair",1
don't fight summer fun -- make it educational,0
afghan boy who made a lionel messi jersey from a plastic bag finally meets his hero,0
new york and ibiza had a beautiful sexy baby: they called it tel aviv,0
kid with cancer hopes to realize dream of meeting competent oncologist,1
even donald trump's former boss thinks he's a 'demented' reality star,0
i don't belong in tech,0
collateral sorrow,0
israeli ambassador explains netanyahu's statements on potential palestinian state,0
report: 94% of south dakotans unprepared for mt. rushmore faces coming alive and eating everyone,1
robert pattinson is surprised to learn you still like him,0
"puerto ricans are americans, but that doesn't matter to the u.s.",0
loser can't even get wife pregnant,1
first gay couple receives marriage license at jailed kentucky clerk's office,0
u.s. mint introduces new double-stuf quarters,1
elizabeth warren grills trump's labor nominee over workplace safety,0
adolescent girl reaching age where she starts exploring stepfather's body,1
report: 38% of road trips end with burying friend in shallow grave in desert,1
obama fantasizes about ordering drone strike against self on last day of presidency,1
trump's immigration proposals would change the identity of america,0
city maoist visits country maoist,1
internet collapses under sheer weight of baby pictures,1
texas education board votes to create classes on mexican-american studies,0
article about one world trade center building includes paragraph explaining 9/11,1
world wildlife fund now just trying to get few nice photos of every species for posterity,1
man paid more than enough to put up with this shit,1
another fond childhood memory destroyed,1
are you happy?,0
mitch mcconnell says elections are 'not an excuse' for senators to skip work,0
jogging-suit shortage threatens nation's seniors,1
"report: employers created 40,000 new jobs for existing employees last month",1
democratic ads highlight trump's horrible comments on women,0
amazon pulls racist 'slavery gets s**t done' products from website,0
man not certain what any of his coworkers' names are,1
parks and rec' star natalie morales comes out as queer,0
freakonomist keeps close eye on ge stock versus height of mexican weightlifters,1
area man determined to make the best of situation comedy,1
god reveals jerusalem actually only 87th holiest site on earth,1
state department's anti-semitism office will soon have no staff,0
protests over police violence spread around u.s.,0
creating leverage where none seems to exist,0
obama explains difference between police reform and 'war on cops',0
"papa john's comes under fire for cruel treatment of the bulbous, deformed creatures that lactate pizza sauce",1
frat suspended after 'rape some b*****s' comment caught on tape,0
trump trying to figure out how to unsubscribe from boring national security email list,1
large dependent film tops weekend box office,1
panicking mitch mcconnell shoves entire senate healthcare bill into mouth as democrat walks past,1
nasa's kepler spacecraft recovers from unexplained emergency mode,0
kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke,0
mason-dixon line renamed ihop-waffle house line,1
cat turning on the lights is way more fun than a clapper,0
right on the edge,0
"why goals are landmarks meant to be passed, not reached",0
"earth day project collecting 1 million different sounds from our beautiful, bustling planet",0
evangelical leaders release anti-lgbtq statement on human sexuality,0
donald trump calls hillary clinton 'the devil',0
fbi director wishes he had some alien thing to cover up,1
heart-shaped jacuzzi  clogged again,1
how to educate the next generation of googlers: two lessons from the white house science fair,0
250-pound man sadly in best shape of his life,1
walk the moon to perform 'shut up and dance' on the vmas red carpet,0
u.s. women's olympic hockey wins gold in nail-biter finish over canada,0
"our smog standards are in jeopardy under trump, and we need to fight back",0
oxfam: 'your donation will help us protect impoverished girls from our employees',1
hillary clinton drags taliban leader's body through streets of kabul,1
how to grill vegetables,0
"don't make me regret this,' mueller tells rick gates before uncuffing him to work on investigation together",1
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david koch delivers suit with note reading 'wear this tonight' to marco rubio's hotel room,1
man confidently hits 'send' on worst job application company has ever seen,1
dustin hoffman accusers speak out about alleged abuse in joint nbc interview,0
what grieving widow needs is a day at the spa,1
business gains are doubled when they're done with love,0
"study finds controlling, possessive behavior most pure expression of love",1
"immigrants, they get the job done in amazing new 'hamilton mixtape' video",0
area man's recommended daily caloric intake exceeded by 9 a.m.,1
drug deal goes great,1
ed mcmahon endorses another depressing product,1
romney still in hot water after reading gop platform verbatim,1
al roker slams 'moron' jim inhofe for bringing snowball to senate,0
blood-sucking lamprey forced to make awkward small talk with fish it's hooked onto,1
"with thousands of syrians trapped in raqqa, a single hospital remains",0
we stand behind the uswnt as they boycott 'horrible' conditions,0
paul ryan: 'anti-semitic images' have no place in presidential campaigns,0
report: majority of add cases go undiagnosed until child's first public failure,1
grandma's only movie watched again,1
maryland gov. larry hogan says cancer is 95 percent gone,0
sessions defends separating immigrant families by citing senate confirmation vote,1
"flynn pleads guilty to lying to fbi, but, worst of all, lying to himself",1
andrew w.k. submits the necessary paperwork to form 'the party party',0
how i learned to get naked with strangers again after my mastectomy,0
"yes, there is a right way to use technology",0
"that one mcdonald's plate from the '70s: holy shit, there it is",1
ghost plane' wreckage believed to have sunk off jamaica,0
management determined to find out who in company leaked information that ceo is asshole,1
undecided debate viewer waiting until he hears same responses for seventh time before making decision,1
"woman's body confusing jumble of celtic, egyptian, japanese symbols",1
jimmy fallon will host the 2017 golden globes,0
the dark history of birth control,0
nbc announces fall cancellation lineup,1
independent baking scene apparently worth a documentary,1
man unfortunately sleeps like baby,1
report: crane operator last remaining fulfilling occupation in u.s.,1
seven-foot-tall animatronic rodent terrifies birthday boy,1
david duchovny dishes on the upcoming 'x-files' miniseries,0
go-getter eliminates two steps from grieving process,1
faith: 20 years strong,0
natural light very important to local man,1
"stop right now, this is the most precious beach town you'll ever see",0
ritalin gummis unveiled,1
clinton campaign asks cnn to stock dressing room with 4 pounds of flavorless protein paste,1
16 states back a lawsuit to block anti-planned parenthood measure,0
bernie sanders' jumpshot is more impressive than his primary win,0
report: really old tenant probably pays much cheaper rent,1
open-minded voter waits almost 5 minutes into debate to decide who won,1
how the cleveland browns are helping to turn food waste into renewable energy,0
what was left of the moderate republican party just died in south carolina,0
conscious politics: hillary at the helm,0
"teen sick of mother barging into room with clean, folded clothes",1
"america, china trying to spice up trade relationship by bringing third country into negotiations",1
oysters have no discernible effect on date,1
miss america pageant adds sweatpants and messy bun competition,1
from 'that junkie chick' on hbo to soccer mom,0
kinky couple has mirror in bathroom,1
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entire office clamoring to be introduced to coworker's parents,1
shaq was the only one who didn't hear about kobe's retirement poem,0
how i became that middle-aged woman who uses baby talk with her dogs,0
in defense of light and magic,0
no one knows how medieval nuns used this mysterious prayer wheel,0
all of man's time-wasting websites exhausted before lunch,1
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israeli bus driver wants really big raise,1
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malnutrition rates are up worldwide. here's why.,0
the alabama redemption – perhaps not so surprising,0
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local band cleverly alters product logo,1
hillary clinton calls for michigan gov. rick snyder to resign or be recalled,0
area dad stares longingly at covered grill in backyard,1
neurosurgeon heckled from observation deck,1
iraq's prime minister unveils plan to trim criticized government,0
man searching for part of chicken tender thin enough to fit into plastic dipping sauce cup,1
why i've forgiven my father,0
facebook bans extremist figures after designating them dangerous to its public reputation,1
how to rekindle a lost passion in your life,0
the clintons' arkansas network comes to new hampshire,0
this election isn't about politics. it's about how america sees women.,0
chipotle hires former critic to help improve chain's food safety,0
here's who will moderate the presidential and vice presidential debates,0
fans riot in streets as u.s. victorious,1
khizr khan sees a shared 'moral compass' in lessons of japanese-american incarceration,0
lester holt fills in for brian williams during family's nightly dinner,1
managing the madness in the middle east,0
sen. tim scott responds to john kelly: 'no compromise to make' on civil war,0
alex rodriguez pulls out of world baseball classic because everyone else is doing it,1
"from athens to the u.s., this greek startup wants to make hiring easier",0
john lennon's journey to feminism and why it matters in the era of trump,0
temporary worker permanently scarred,1
defunct 4-year-old sports blog still lurking on internet,1
report: john lennon probably would have eventually died anyway,1
how seriously does your nonprofit board take the matter of ethics?,0
6 ways to fight the flu you probably overlooked,0
reminders of party's costume theme becoming increasingly more threatening,1
aerosol can surprisingly upfront about giving you cancer,1
ftc chief downplays how many students devry allegedly defrauded,0
caught on camera: suspect bird-naps peacock,0
a weighty new year's resolution,0
former high-school bully pulls you over for speeding,1
officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos,0
w. kamau bell chimes in on politics and racism,0
let's wish medicare and medicaid a happy birthday by fighting to protect and expand them,0
shepard smith dings trump's gun control turnaround at nra convention,0
here's what i'm doing with my 'thoughts and prayers' this week,0
area man to attend grad school to find a girlfriend,1
with friends like these: trump speaks among bigots who want lgbt people dead,0
microsft bids $2.1 billion for milton berle joke file,1
charity exec braves mt. kilimanjaro to rally support for hell's kitchen social services,0
area throat-clearer to go see movie,1
jon favreau tapped to write and produce live-action 'star wars' series,0
here's where all the 'gilmore girls' characters would have ended up,0
why so many whites think they are discriminated against,0
biden pins up guitar lesson flyers on white house bulletin board,1
addition of ketchup factored into calculation of french fry's final temperature,1
north korea's nuclear threat sparks military drills in korean peninsula,0
friday's morning email: the aftermath of the u.s. strike on syria,0
stephen miller desperately searching for next fix after high of detained children starts wearing off,1
u.s. soothes upset netanyahu with shipment of ballistic missiles,1
"our homes, ourselves and creating the perfect stress-free environment",0
gummy bears born conjoined,1
rex tillerson calls reports of his ouster 'laughable',0
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u.s. takes out key iraqi bases in midnight raid,1
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pepsi ceo's wife buys coke when she's mad at him,1
this rare gene mutation makes some people crave fatty foods,0
national filmstrip board calls for quiet,1
college allowing students individual commencement speakers to make ceremony acceptable for all,1
the ultimate goal in grief: embracing a new life,0
will forte's gross beard test results will make you want to shave,0
dishwasher broke,1
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ecstatic american indians praise 'the lone ranger',1
meet the guinness world record holder for darth vader memorabilia,0
man does what he convinced himself he loves for a living,1
argentinian tv station trolls donald trump,0
historical archives: hy-genic apportionment of remaining paper,1
congressional hearing goof pulls back the curtain on how washington really works,0
"the bachelor' season 21, episode 4: here to make friends podcast",0
netflix's 'glow' trailer is an '80s wrestling-filled dream,0
watch the conventions,0
trump pardons?,0
saving the world's last 3 northern white rhino,0
new study finds women should only be making 20 cents less on dollar than men,1
pope francis finds self in hell after taking wrong turn in vatican catacombs,1
here's why you need to know broadway and tv star andy mientus,0
ant hoping queen will notice pretzel crumb he got her,1
"who sent you here,' whispers woman to big tray of cheese danishes confronting her in break room",1
kenny chesney also poor man's kenny chesney,1
corbett friend screwing with newspaper endorsements,0
obama scrambling around white house kitchen before state dinner,1
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the importance of being collaborative,0
russia holds large-scale military exercises in disputed territories,0
advice on college application essay writing,0
global-warming crisis makes for delightful mid-february afternoon,1
incredible waterspout spotted over iowa lake,0
bruce springsteen takes powerful stance amid trump's immigration ban,0
rebel wilson says 'male star' sexually harassed her while his friends tried to film,0
couple unable to conceive of child,1
let's get trump's evangelical council to resign,0
ahmad khan rahami identified as suspect in manhattan explosion,0
"beyonce shares more blue ivy photos, melts more hearts",0
end of last meals for death row inmates could decimate texas restaurant industry,1
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send your kids back to school with confidence,0
trump's afghan strategy is doomed for failure,0
senator chuck grassley hurting gop's chances with women at bars,1
"romney, ryan sneak into dnc while posing as caterers",1
nasa launches first cordless satellite,1
several women accuse progressive media executive don hazen of sexual harassment,0
the trump-russia story has only just begun (to explode),0
eulogizer clearly killer,1
the catalan independence movement just scored a huge victory,0
crazed loiterer strikes again,1
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critics accuse new movie of glorifying sex,1
authorities confirm north korea now has missile capable of hitting sam waterston's house,1
liberal arts graduate realizes he's already forgotten 90% of human condition,1
bill maher blasts spoiled rich kids during 'new rules',0
the world bank accidentally left me a voicemail discussing their strategy to downplay rights abuses,0
jakrapong kongmalai: find a mentor and avoid years of trial and error,0
roommate protective services rescues helpless 22-year-old from squalid apartment,1
trump fundraising still not in high gear,0
google's got plans for 'smart' contact lenses,0
"5 great movies starring interesting, exciting, daring, adventurous girls!",0
joan rivers remembered,0
lot of bold talk about making broth going around apartment,1
misbuttoned coat makes perfectly sane woman look like raving lunatic,1
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"we aren't doing enough to help syrian refugees, but how much more can we do?",0
snapchat's snapcash: is peer-to-peer payment safe?,0
thousands march on national mall to demand puerto rico disaster relief,0
area woman decides not to post facebook status that would have tipped gun control debate,1
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"new york homeless speak out on government aid, shelter programs",0
friday's morning email: inside north korea's nuclear test,0
snake on a plane! reptile slithers out of ceiling causing mid-flight fright,0
new railway line to be built straight up your ass,1
my truth about being a black man and a black cop,0
"ferguson is not among the most dangerous places in the world, donald trump",0
why a bipartisan health care bill might make sense -- for republicans,0
"the vergara era, part 2: a new opportunity",0
"study: americans enjoy watching tv, eating",1
trump deploys national guard to press conference for standing ovation,1
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man runs into ex-wife while wearing sandwich board,1
the winners and losers of the nba draft lottery,0
area grandma enjoys flourishing correspondence with mailer-daemon,1
trump and his press secretary flagrantly lied on their first full day in office. that matters.,0
jessica simpson is a vision in blue on date night with husband eric johnson,0
actor-comedian pauly shore bad at 32,1
sia's christmas album title contains an awkward grammatical error,0
loretta lynch: spike in anti-muslim hate crimes is a 'stain on our nation's very soul',0
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area woman marries into health insurance,1
haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with zombie no. 2 about not touching,1
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drunk nutritionists recommend eating entire frozen pizza at 3 a.m.,1
turkey's most perfect beach is an actual butterfly wonderland,0
obama speaks out for lgbt rights in kenya,0
an heir to the chilean presidency: isabel allende bussi,0
how marvel beat dc at the movies,0
you're 10 days away from more happiness,0
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toaster's crumb tray full of sprinkles,1
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biden pardons single yam in vice presidential thanksgiving ritual,1
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why my anger turned to sadness when i took a closer look at my parents' lives,0
kit harington just made his proposal to rose leslie sound pretty nsfw,0
drake hasn't even opened his restaurant and already threw a party there,0
new 'time' to keep everything from happening at once,1
house intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on,0
86-year-old photographer sues feds over massive 'suspicious activity' database,0
donald trump opponents' path to victory is dark and full of terrors,0
india holds 5k stampede for charity,1
that's so raven' cast reunites on 'the view' and shares show secrets,0
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kushner doesn't want to give up his security clearance as john kelly cracks down: report,0
nation's cable companies announce they're just going to take $100 from everyone,1
a trove of 'lost and found' photos reveal one mystery couple's beautiful life,0
is fatherhood in cheyenne jackson's future?,0
8 things the gop debate got wrong about abortion and planned parenthood,0
supreme court keeps california's 'gay conversion' therapy ban in place,0
patti lupone says madonna 'couldn't act her way out of a paper bag',0
a personal memory of former governor mario cuomo,0
new viacom ad tells employees to get back to work,1
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dad announces plan to honk when he's out front,1
kim kardashian and hillary clinton take the ultimate selfie,0
laura bush noisily devours infant,1
study: best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing in red marker,1
6 older celebs who stole the show at the golden globes,0
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"suicide attack at methodist church in pakistan kills nine, wounds dozens",0
top snake handler leaves sinking huckabee campaign,1
jake tapper has one-word response to creepy kellyanne conway 'snl' sketch,0
congress allocates $90 million to protect remaining eagles members,1
area woman becomes republican vice presidential candidate,1
gap closures to leave americans with fewer places to buy pants for friend's wedding at last second,1
a bird joins bernie sanders in the most portland thing ever,0
teen runaway starts new high-paying career,1
nation's sisters issue annual report on dealing with dad,1
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highway billboard urges 75-mile detour,1
"protect inventors or take down trolls? patent reform with senator john cornyn, ceo innovestion, and rackspace",0
treasury department honors women with first female currency,1
mother comes pretty close to using word 'streaming' correctly,1
lofty ambitions to shovel entire width of driveway scaled back to only shoveling thin path for car,1
do you have what it takes to be a prison censor?,0
romney appeals to hispanic voters for return of watch he left on dresser,1
nation's prospective college applicants go straight to princeton review's 'best college radio station' rankings,1
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death of sailor in iconic vj-day photo reminds americans of halcyon days when wars still ended,1
romney thanks state he was born and raised in for just barely giving him enough votes to beat total maniac,1
proposed immigration law calls for u.s. to shut down border slide,1
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man pleased to find most of his mid-'90s anti-hillary rant still usable,1
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chaps unnecessary,1
intel unveils oversized novelty processor,1
"rubio lays out new, hardline position on immigration",0
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president's american manufacturing council down to ceo of shoe carnival,1
jj abrams announces meryl streep will take over role of chewbacca,1
friend wondering if you can catch him up on what happened in previous 7 seasons during 'game of thrones' title sequence,1
joe biden won't rule out a future run for office,0
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sec replay official overturns 'roe v. wade',1
report: 98 percent of americans afraid of 98 percent of americans,1
fran drescher cinched up another notch,1
wall wishes it were load-bearing,1
donald trump: pulse attack 'wouldn't have happened' if 1 person had been armed,0
"closeted soldiers getting in last clandestine rendezvous before 'don't ask, don't tell' repealed",1
server unbelievably touched to be asked own opinion on whether enchiladas or burger better choice,1
new antidepressant makes friends' problems seem worse,1
priebus grateful he had so little dignity to begin with,1
world gets first-ever look inside greenspan fantasy ranch,1
the 7 places even organized people just don't organize,0
this is what happens when you ask arya stark to write your yearbook quote,0
jay pharoah spoofs usher with 'bad kisser',0
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family concerned after aging tv show has another terrible episode,1
mischa barton joins 'dancing with the stars',0
can nonprofit management usurp board responsibilities?,0
trevor noah compares trump surrogates to bizarre cirque du soleil,0
nephew surprised by how much bigger aunt has gotten since last year,1
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what i learned talking to lgbt people about coming out in ireland,0
moron stepfather takes care of child who doesn't have his genetic material,1
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person of interest detained after california mosque 'firebombed',0
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u.s. justices reject challenge to protest ban on supreme court plaza,0
elizabeth taylor watches cleopatra alone in dark,1
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man's obituary accompanied by photo of him dressed as wizard,1
will smith and jada pinkett smith look incredible as always at the 2016 golden globes,0
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scientists discover perfect little out-of-the-way place,1
"in the weeks before trump takes office, obama's mad dash to save public lands",0
"if you think your kid has trouble sleeping, this might be why",0
why tens of thousands of people are signing up for this online happiness course,0
workers at donald trump's las vegas hotel vote to unionize,0
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"local news anchor happy as hell, going to take it  for long, long time",1
emerson collins talks new film “a very sordid wedding” & more (audio),0
g.o.p.'s israel support deepens as political contributions shift,0
10 things your mom never told you about work,0
app knows it's gone next time man needs space for photos,1
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libertarian candidate embraces his role as spoiler in pennsylvania election,0
occidental college mostly cleared in federal sexual assault investigation,0
mental illness determined not to let stigma of area man define it,1
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bill maher: democrats must ditch pet causes to stop 'infection' of trump,0
same-sex couples at center of supreme court case get ready for big day,0
john bolton: 'an attack on two saudi oil tankers is an attack on all americans',1
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willi dorner's 'bodies in urban spaces' (video),0
area man takes metallica audio tour of art museum,1
the 21 stupidest things ever said by powerful people,0
cop vows to hunt down punk who successfully pressed brutality charges against his partner,1
kylie jenner reveals why she likes caitlyn better than bruce,0
how one man is redefining 'responsible' gun ownership,0
not like most girls,0
patient zero kicking back in 38c with episode of 'new girl',1
revisiting the iran deal,0
hazards of the 'me' culture,0
at&t builds windowless black tower,1
hillary clinton sends pizza to fans camping out overnight for her book signing,0
dhs sets security alert level to green for 8 seconds,1
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the 'artisanal' school supplies list,0
sexually transmitted zika highlights brazil's rampant inequality,0
"20 years after oklahoma city bombing, words still matter",0
krugman: the right fears democracy,0
sunday roundup,0
hammering away at illegal immigration from central america,0
nasa delays shuttle launch out of sheer habit,1
moronic mailroom worker worked way down from ceo,1
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kid brings joy to louisiana with sneaky newscast dance moves,0
"not beaten, bound or broken",0
six things we learned from the 'mad men' tca panel,0
mother trying her best to project same amount of insecurities onto all her daughters,1
dzhokhar tsarnaev rushes out of summer class to make court hearing,1
afro-disney plans scrapped,1
detective not sure he was close enough to partner to endlessly pursue killer,1
fda: juicy green apple conditioner best used with juicy green apple shampoo,1
rattlesnakes have been observed,0
white house says it can't pardon steven avery of 'making a murderer',0
football team gives cheerleader with cancer a colorful surprise,0
the writers workbench: solar chargers,0
william safire orders two whoppers junior,1
how a firm helps small communities remove contamination from their water,0
trump says roy moore should concede senate race to doug jones,0
new york to host 1998 ill-will games,1
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the missing link: moving beyond first-level solutions to women's leadership,0
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"the prophet of ""jordan's mists""",0
private eye's office ransacked for fourth time this month,1
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george h.w. bush hasn't seen anyone from his secret service detail in years,1
australian asylum seekers told to choose life in jail or risk death in home countries,0
bernie sanders fills in for factory worker unable to take time off to vote,1
"women in business q&a: stephanie teuwen president and co-founder, teuwen communications",0
"with police body cameras, d.c. mayor promises transparency with caveats",0
everything sees,0
obama: 'arnold palmer had swagger before we had a name for it',0
6 reasons why trump's wall is even dumber than most of trump's other ideas,0
makeshift opinion thrown together from viewpoint currently dominating conversation,1
microwave-resistant potato alarms scientists,1
halloween decorations blending in nicely with christmas lights,1
popular new amazon service just comes to your house and kills you,1
female democrats say down-ballot republicans are taking cues from donald trump with sexist ads,0
nation excited for some insane k-pop shit during opening ceremony,1
"heed my tragic story well, friends, for you could just as easily be me,' says chris christie in haunting rnc speech",1
chelsea clinton calls to stop the demand for ivory to protect africa's elephants,0
area man thinks movie he saw should have been nominated,1
health insurance ceo reveals key to company's success is not paying for customers' medical care,1
vegas atm steals $600 - can you get it back?,0
stripper failing school she's working self through,1
shredding the past,0
michael moore rips 'so-called president',0
child unaware just how many of his toys intended to steer him away from homosexuality,1
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the bitcoin hoax,0
universe feels zero connection to guy tripping on mushrooms,1
god recalls 1983 speedboat accident that sent him to heaven,1
husband apologizing in sleep,1
life between curfews and kids,0
sunday roundup,0
"report: only one in every 150,000 dead children becomes angel",1
eric trump leaves plate of seared foie gras outside bedroom door of despondent donald trump jr.,1
free lock boxes tied to safer gun storage in family homes,0
christian rock band cleans up hotel room,1
we reached out to other clients of louis c.k.'s manager and got radio silence,0
"routine, affordable medical procedure put off another year",1
breitbart fires reporter over her islamophobic tweets post-london attack,0
roseanne' spinoff showrunner hopes big puddle of blood in kitchen enough to explain main character's disappearance,1
biden searching white house one last time for missing pet snake,1
report: mom would rather sit here and watch you guys have fun,1
the overselling of ed tech,0
"kansas will remain a free state, inshallah",0
obama weighing his syria option,1
the secret to the best barbecue,0
fake trump says meryl streep is 'no tara reid' in conan's spoof phone calls,0
notes on a midwestern childhood as ferguson waits,0
police department threatens criminals with 'stranger things' spoilers,0
lemony snicket' out as wesleyan speaker amid reports of inappropriate comments,0
reese witherspoon's star-studded birthday bash is giving us major fomo,0
"someone stole a ton of very, very valuable bull semen",0
glimpse of father's toenails offers boy petrifying vision of future,1
melania trump seeks at least $150 million in damages over report she worked as an escort,0
god wondering how far he could throw earth,1
"women walk 100 miles to see pope francis, plead for immigration reform",0
"study: child obesity rates declining, but you wouldn't know it looking at macarthur center mall in norfolk, virginia",1
stunning health benefits of cotton candy proposed,0
verb to follow noun; prepositional phrase to follow,1
colorado's new revenge porn statute is good law and sound policy,0
call the united incident what it is: police violence,0
child assured it will be long time before he dies,1
fourth death in new york legionnaire's disease outbreak,0
authorities on loudspeaker plead with holdout characters to evacuate disney world while they still can,1
"jim jeffords: a founder of the movement to expand afterschool programs, a hero to children and families",0
"the resurrection according to scifi, part 3: harry potter",0
"science, evolution and our intimate parts",0
trump announces paris climate deal rejection in front of 16 running faucets,1
king latifah returns for wife,1
smiling willie nelson reflects on a lifetime of weed and women,1
trump supporter still planning on rioting at national convention anyway,1
"listen up, girlfriends: we need each other",0
nation planning surprise party to cheer up conor oberst,1
goldman sachs reaches $5 billion settlement over mortgage securities,0
paralyzed dog couldn't be happier to get a second chance at walking,0
obama to meet with families of san bernardino shooting victims,0
my advice to high school grads,0
13 ways to reduce stress at the office without embarrassing yourself,0
olivia wilde takes down subway riders who don't give seats to pregnant women,0
norman reedus teases a big 'walking dead' easter egg in season 6,0
retired police chief says he was unlawfully detained at jfk airport,0
what self-respecting cop would accept this cake as a bribe?,0
"boys in chairs: my first time, 11 years later",0
man realizes he shouldn't have told girl on phone he was taking dump,1
"cnn headline news reporter unafraid to face the cold, hard factoids",1
the queer response to trump's promise to build wall along mexican border,0
u.s. intel officials knew last year about cia security breach that led to wikileaks dump,0
otherwise reasonable man sincerely believes u.s. landed on moon,1
does strange death curse haunt cast of gone with the wind?,1
navy officer runs half-marathon in 85-pound suit to raise money for veteran amputees,0
"nation's women clarify they harbor no secret desire to see colleagues', acquaintances', strangers' genitals",1
third knocked-over glass of water makes man want to give up,1
neo-nazi' teen charged with killing girlfriend's parents after they reported him,0
let food truly be your fuel,0
religious scholars discover jesus christ delivered by dr. sidney adler,1
"man takes a dump in bucket on bus, doesn't give a squat (nsfw)",0
hundreds of coastal communities could face monthly floods in the coming decades,0
woman stalked across 8 websites by obsessed shoe advertisement,1
sudafed introduces new sinus drill for immediate congestion relief,1
opening wider and diving deeper into the immeasurable beauty and pain of life,0
sean spicer walking around white house in sunglasses and baseball cap to avoid press,1
global artists come together for anti-trump track celebrating queer love,0
avocados are about to get even more expensive,0
surgeon general mills recommends three to five servings of froot per day,1
ray lahood resigns following mysterious disappearance of country road,1
mafia breaks off diplomatic relations with cia,1
"man arrested for stealing more than $50,000 in beards from hank williams, jr.",1
"the rich will hashtag even more pricey scarves, if trump gets his way",0
the mind of the mass murderer,0
men's mental health demands male friendship,0
the conservative reform movement's raging contradiction,0
"paul o'neal, teen shot by chicago cops, suffered gunshot wound to his back",0
"as per tradition, election results officially certified with two barks of approval from electoral collie",1
jefferson starship memorial reopens on national mall,1
these strangers rushing to help one another remind us we're not alone,0
"here's how washington, d.c. can drive innovation in education throughout the country—with no strings attached",0
the democrats' false choice,0
from the steps of the united states supreme court,0
southern poverty law center admits they have no idea how dannon yogurt company got on annual list of hate groups,1
the good news of poetry that can win the day,0
"new study finds link between breastfeeding, always knowing what's right for everyone",1
"stock value of billions of otherwise worthless data, photos, videos, opinions plummets",1
"white house talks tough on iran, but suggests nuke deal is ok after all",0
"super priest can turn anything into body, blood of christ",1
"obama believes black lives matter, but he didn't say it at his final state of the union",0
report: turkey sandwiches an excellent source of turkey sandwiches,1
san juan mayor slams feds' response to puerto rico: 'get your ass moving',0
grown man refers to map at beginning of novel to find out where ruined castle of arnoth is located,1
"texas now regretting wasting doses of pancuronium bromide on innocent guys back in 1997, 2000, 2004",1
goddamn findings fail to support researcher's hypothesis,1
barbershop pole finally runs out,1
"why human rights matter: u.s. should promote, not impose, liberty",0
hip-hop man enjoys making musical rapping sounds,1
9 self-assuring affirmations for when you need a little boost,0
black voters helped elect the man who prosecuted birmingham church bombers,0
former u.s. attorneys warn trump about 'severe repercussions' of firing robert mueller,0
miley cyrus gets tattoo of dead dog,0
new little caesars marketing strategy has employees throw themselves on hoods of passing cars,1
only adult left in trump administration named 'mad dog',1
game of thrones' star offers support for creepy lady stoneheart theory,0
sun-dried sparrow carcass washed away with hose,1
dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure,0
dolores huerta calls out trump for treating latinos like 'newcomers',0
five more inmates in california diagnosed with legionnaires' disease,0
nickname to forever prevent people from getting to know the real dumptruck,1
newly deployed soldier has dreamed of fighting in afghan war since he was little kid,1
pitbull slays donald trump over his lewd comments about women,0
extensive coral reef found hidden at the mouth of the amazon river,0
"the u.s. under-invests in energy innovation, asserts former energy secretary ernest moniz",0
u.s. border collie rounds up 11 million illegal immigrants,1
pope francis crushes small demon crawling across papal apartment floor,1
"stormy daniels, james comey arrive at white house for state dinner",1
james corden sends 297 copies of 'philadelphia' to donald trump,0
ronald mcdonald statue bears full brunt of teenagers' mockery,1
onlookers gape as daredevil crosses street without basic health insurance,1
there's going to be a huge queer dance protest outside of ivanka trump's house,0
this no-brainer trick chills wine really quickly,0
gop voters: 'can we see what it looks like with huntsman and perry again?',1
"guillermo del toro: 'in today's society, the true monsters are the horrifying, flesh-eating gargoyles'",1
a beginner's guide to moving forward in spite of election grief,0
what's new on netflix in january 2016?,0
avoid confrontation in the south china sea,0
microsoft fights u.s. government over data requests,0
area man puts on some nice pants for once in his life,1
rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match,0
new tesla model 3 goes from zero to engulfed in flames in 3.5 seconds,1
late night' reimagines 'a christmas carol' suitable for the donald trump era,0
why america demonizes its teachers,0
lasik surgery allows baron to see without monocle,1
report: only 7 band names remaining,1
here's even more evidence trump is lying about massive voter fraud,0
sharon stone to star in major backstage drama,1
the fall of the would-be emperor,0
brazilian 'surfer angel' considered for sainthood,0
the secret key to navigating change: your inner compass,0
"for $10, new york city students see 'hamilton' and rap for lin-manuel miranda",0
odorite introduces new three-tier urinal cake,1
vending machine most up-to-date technology in school,1
worthless child spills last can of beer,1
what self-respecting cop would accept this cake as a bribe?,0
americans aren't thrilled with trump's threat of 'fire and fury' against north korea,0
power of pride,0
area ostrich lashes out against unnecessarily restrictive zoning laws,1
"dog lets baby climb all over him, continues being this little man's best friend",0
new google streep view to provide panoramic imagery of meryl streep,1
senator manchin's latest attempt at curbing opioid addiction is a very bad idea,0
prince george really doesn't want to leave australia,0
wading into the amazon rainforest in search of illegal logging,0
14-word diet stretched to 200 pages,1
executive fascinated by electrician's lunch,1
firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator,0
5 real ways to actually support black-owned businesses,0
democrats are using social security as a weapon -- against other democrats,0
anthony weiner sends apology sext to entire clinton campaign,1
james harden pretty sure he felt something pop in lower beard,1
"yamaha ceo pleased with current production of jet skis, alto saxophones, snowmobiles, power generators, scooters, golf carts",1
jay-z's '4:44' makes room for black men to be vulnerable,0
#talktome: my mom and i discuss life's biggest challenges and happiest moments,0
weeping tim cook spotted screaming for help at steve jobs' tombstone,1
neighbors' wi-fi password must be something good,1
sephora makeup artist helping woman create the perfect pink eye,1
man's ironclad grasp of issue can withstand 2 follow-up questions,1
multi-institutional collaborative clinical trial to examine health benefits of integrative lifestyle practices at the chopra center for wellbeing,0
alton sterling's funeral evokes powerful calls for police reform,0
these 16 great videos remind us what it meant to be lgbtq in 2016,0
william h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom,0
secrets of a professional present purchaser,0
"man captures ross perot, is granted three wishes",1
authoritarian secretary of transportation declares she has ultimate right of way in every traffic scenario,1
cory booker introduces oversize velvet blacklight bill decriminalizing marijuana,1
constrictive dress severs rachel mcadams at waist,1
not very good album takes a little while to get into,1
north korea just launched an icbm. here's what experts think could happen next.,0
trump unable to produce certificate proving he's not a festering pile of shit,1
supreme court justices to snowstorm jonas: it's just ice,0
cashier forced to incorporate humiliating new phrase into every customer interaction,1
next episode of 'girls' to feature lena dunham shitting herself during gyno exam while eating a burrito,1
trump outlines bold vision for nation's next mass protests,1
trump's refusal to accept election results has americans fuming,0
dru hill calls for 'change' in hometown of baltimore,0
the warwick rowers' calendar apparently deemed 'gay propaganda' in russia,0
swimsuit skirt conceals hideous thigh region,1
viral video sparks national debate around drumming in public,1
jon huntsman accepts post as ambassador to russia,0
woman saves 75 cents,1
impoverished kenyan bean picker can't wait to see what starbucks has to say about racial sensitivity,1
chrissy metz says she was physically abused by her stepfather as a teen,0
what if we put m&m's on top? would they eat that?' doritos exec wonders out loud,1
bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally,1
hanson sweeps 1998 nambla awards,1
nate berkus and jeremiah brent are married!,0
why some people may be more likely to become parents,0
are you present and mindful -- is your 'inner baby monitor' on?,0
learning the meaning of 'family' -- through intense homophobia,0
study: all american problems could be solved by just stopping and thinking for two seconds,1
pen pal becomes pen foe,1
jakrapong kongmalai: find a mentor and avoid years of trial and error,0
allies: islamist motive for killing nemtsov is nonsense,0
man starting to think only reason people hanging out with him because they all on same jury,1
what winning really means,0
nation's cuckolded husbands gear up for first day of hunting season with wives' lovers,1
"despite armie hammer profile in 'good housekeeping' magazine, 'lone ranger' a flop at box office",1
"north korean military developing parade capable of traveling 5,000 miles",1
fantasy baseball team suffers major setback as owner embarks on weeklong honeymoon without internet access,1
blindfolded panetta shipped to kabul in hilarious cia hazing ritual,1
amy klobuchar pledges to fight everyday americans,1
"how our family affects our happiness, in one chart",0
how net neutrality repeal could silence women and people of color,0
the 5 running essentials you need to train for your first 5k,0
obama administration near ban on trans-fat: report,0
registered child sex offenders will soon have convictions noted on their passports,0
it unclear which half of couple settling,1
every nbc program to end with character straight up asking viewers what kind of new tv shows they would like to see,1
art major to stop capitalizing name,1
merkel calls for a more open world: 'we won't get anywhere' with populism,0
obama to create 17 new jobs by resigning and finally opening that restaurant,1
galápagos struggle for survival: darwin foundation vs. santa cruz municipality,0
wither the democrats?,0
"as scott pruitt flies first class, epa barely gets off the ground",0
"nato admits slovenia, mummenschanz, czech republic",1
tennis legend althea gibson to be honored with statue at u.s. open site,0
michael b. jordan sets fire to first 'fahrenheit 451' trailer,0
facebook is now bigger than the largest country on earth,0
frustrated dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger,1
bush: 'history cannot judge me if i end it soon',1
rev. run on being a tv dad: 'it's important to me',0
dozens of glowing exit signs mercilessly taunt multiplex employee,1
the resistance gave birth to a girl and her name is hannah risheq,0
obese man impaled in wicker-chair disaster,1
i want to be that girl,0
"little girl attempts to play with game boy, flabbergasted by lack of touchscreen",0
girlfriend acting all clingy after getting pregnant,1
man stuck in no-man's land between two domino's delivery areas,1
donald trump's epa pick urged to come clean on ties to secretive koch-funded group,0
4 back-to-school myths about college textbooks,0
greece hopes to conclude bailout talks this week,0
secretary of agriculture gently reminded about dress code,1
you can finally get kendall and kylie jenner's new video game,0
employee apparently confident enough in job performance to eat snacks during meeting,1
full-circle friendship rooted in triple negative breast cancer,0
"the bachelor recapped by someone who has actually been to iowa, unlike any of the contestants",0
panama papers include dozens of americans tied to fraud and financial misconduct,0
ceo would trade 5 percent of stock options for 10 percent more time with his kids,1
hating refugees is pretty much as american as apple pie,0
report: majority of married people get up and go to second family's house as soon as spouse asleep,1
"it's not just a muslim ban, it's much worse",0
straight outta compton' is a stunning surprise,0
wkzn-tv concludes broadcast day,1
gop makes good on 2009 promise to block president's healthcare bill,1
green streets are healthy streets,0
new toxic-waste by-product contains no fat,1
parents' password cracked on first try,1
random online photo leads to navy veteran's rescue from flooded house,0
study finds majority of accidental heroin overdoses could be prevented with less heroin,1
taylor swift rocks a crop top for her new year's eve performance,0
nigeria's vote could mark turning point in country's history,0
hillary clinton pledges not to cut social security benefits,0
nine-hundred-pound man left to die,1
judge orders florida's 'stand your ground' law to step back,0
"20 years after oklahoma city bombing, words still matter",0
rep. steve king tweets latina constituent: 'do you always lie in english?',0
holocaust film appeals to believers and skeptics alike,1
"syrian rebels fear government assault on besieged, starving daraya",0
the best teams in sports... 5 years from now,0
the top 10 workout songs for march 2016,0
lgbt parenting: does every moment have to be a teaching moment?,0
"every time area man drops by, friend is watching the big lebowski",1
jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws',1
ruth bader ginsburg is confident we'll get out of this mess,0
"larry kramer's the normal heart bleeds for all of us (well, not quite all)",0
british singer and tv host cilla black dies at 72,0
will smith created the best instagram hype for the eagles' super bowl,0
high school nurse getting pretty good at spotting morning sickness,1
showerin' real good continues to top bridal style trends of 2017,1
8-year-old forced to eat organic macaroni and cheese,1
expressing deeply held political opinion referred to as 'gaffe',1
frustrated hope hicks wishing she could find one nice guy in this autocratic personality cult,1
we can't believe this red rock canyon tree exists on planet earth,0
"retirees enjoy low-cost, high quality healthcare in this beautiful latin american country",0
invest in human capital,0
nascar bed bursts into flames,1
coming soon: a new 'fraggle rock' movie,0
5 fashion trends that could be hurting your health,0
bar scene also tired of area bachelor,1
colorado's new revenge porn statute is good law and sound policy,0
punk band has something against local newscaster for some reason,1
smear campaign against michigan candidate shows how hard it is for muslims to run for office,0
a-sides with jon chattman: sweet and not-so-sweet emotions: joe perry gets honest about aerosmith in new memoir,0
what to do about charlottesville,0
dianne feinstein wants nfl players accused of domestic violence to be benched,0
moving forward with change: part 2 in a series to create lasting health change,0
congress races against time to avoid yet another shutdown,0
report: takeout place put burrito in completely different container this time,1
area man boasts 33 percent more self-absorbency,1
eco-conscious marketing firm developing alternative sources of synergy,1
poll: 89% of debate viewers tuning in solely to see whether roof collapses,1
"why i voted for roy moore, twice",0
3 key nutrients for better brainpower,0
shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment,0
pope francis carves roast cherub for vatican christmas dinner,1
elderly voter never thought she'd get to see female presidential nominee called heartless ice bitch during her lifetime,1
seed of world war iii planted in beijing middle-school gym class,1
the gop's stockholm syndrome,0
michelangelo the teenage mutant ninja turtle went to the met to see michelangelo,0
townsfolk strongly prefer man's werewolf incarnation,1
painful boil still too unformed to lance,1
sensitive scientists report 5 in 5 women don't know how beautiful they are,1
single nurse can't help but notice man isolated for ebola not wearing a ring,1
hillary clinton clearly tailoring debate answers to unclaimed new york superdelegate,1
team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio,0
golin ceo fred cook to head usc's center for strategic public relations,0
united ceo blames 'belligerent' customer for flight melee,0
sure seems like frankie muniz wants a 'malcolm in the middle' reboot,0
new school shooter drill includes practicing pleas to lawmakers to do something about this,1
new pepsi negative-220 burns twice the calories it contains,1
squirrel who lost paws in trap gets prosthetic wheels,0
bill nighy and carey mulligan renew old lovers' quarrels,0
the future of video: vertical and growing: mary meeker,0
be still our hearts: raspberry chocolate grilled cheese sandwiches,0
apple submits brief opposing u.s. government's 'unprecedented' iphone request,0
the pakistani army's coup against itself,0
nation suddenly realizes it never had to worry about john mccain dying over past 8 years if he'd become president,1
chance the rapper clarifies he from chicago,1
romney volunteers going door-to-door to let obama supporters know president's dead,1
cnn's corey lewandowski reignites donald trump's long-debunked 'birther' conspiracy theory,0
teen pulls off oscar-worthy promposal asking emma stone to dance,0
watch 'harry potter' actors get sorted into hogwarts houses irl,0
trump announces plan to replace food stamps with new low-income foraging program,1
report: murderer who escaped in 1996 remains most successful case of prisoner reintegration,1
quirky restaurant's bathroom had better fucking deliver,1
immigrant also applying to a few reach countries,1
5 reasons you should let your mind wander,0
sprint's new long-distance relationship plan offers decreased minutes each month,1
5 ways to make sense of your running data,0
rightist critics of pope francis,0
4 mindset shifts you can make so you never have to diet again,0
horrible band obviously not listening to its influences,1
man who's been in a bunch of buildings figures he'd be a pretty good architect,1
resolving to be kind: 10 resolutions for 2015,0
trump's tax cut challenge,0
"orlando's number-two animal attraction, behind disney",0
dormant supervolcano underneath yellowstone figures now as good a time as any,1
"lives of mitch mcconnell, john boehner, eric cantor retain meaning",1
this is lazy-girl chic at its finest,0
this color-changing cake is like magic you can eat,0
gym teacher still remembers names of every former pantywaist,1
"the shining' is now 'the chickening,' so be afraid and chicken",0
sympathy card signed by assistant,1
5 ways to make your words more powerful,0
defiant pelosi begins swimming to afghanistan after trump denies use of government plane,1
don king enjoys grandilomentitudinous sandwich,1
the presidential cookie poll let us down this year,0
this halloween costume would make karl lagerfeld proud,0
from bicycles to spaceships (video),0
"equestrian instinctively feels deep, meaningless connection with horse",1
rep. elijah cummings: police-community relations is the 'civil rights cause of this generation',0
federal judge refuses to block mississippi anti-lgbt law,0
dodgers co-owner magic johnson goes bonkers watching team romp to world series,0
report: iraq war keeping thousands out of unemployment line,1
geckos have a blast during space mission,0
intersecting ideas: the importance of an interdisciplinary education,0
why i'm proud of 'that belly',0
what dad wants for father's day according to 9 real dads,0
philippines president calls on civilians to kill drug addicts,0
trump hints at obamacare replacement that would look nothing like what republicans have in mind,0
how clinton donor got on sensitive intelligence board,0
how an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university,0
tomi lahren is suing glenn beck and theblaze,0
fly on wall can't believe they're restructuring entire west coast division,1
report: you're gonna read this page right fucking now or it'll be the last goddamn thing you ever do,1
so that's what all those codes on your baggage tag mean,0
breitbart traffic down as readers now getting bulk of news analysis from graffiti scrawled across neighborhood,1
new babysitter can already tell this kind of kid who gets naked for no reason,1
pope francis crushes small demon crawling across papal apartment floor,1
this 'gotham' fan theory claims the joker has already been revealed,0
"at least days getting longer,' squeaks tiny inner voice drowned out by rest of worries",1
achieving presentation zen,0
"now that we've seen 'gone girl,' does it live up to expectations?",0
suicidegirls.com put on 24-hour watch,1
older brother to attempt unmanned bike mission into ravine,1
iraq: be careful how you mess with the sunni world,0
china to send elite army unit to ebola-hit liberia,0
grandma at mechanic to get radio stations set,1
ellen isn't interested in having donald trump on her show,0
man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd,1
of course sean spicer's goodbye email contained a typo,0
abu ghraib inside joke lost on rest of world,1
"redditors reimagine a donald trump white house, and it's not pretty",0
monster at end of book claims life of tv's grover,1
educator cuts deal in teacher cheating scandal,0
u.s. senators share their #metoo sex harassment stories,0
get chic this upcoming fall season,0
google unveils new larry page–driven car,1
self-directed retirement accounts and turnkey rental investing,0
"yellow cross receives record 10,000 liters of urine donations",1
11 sweet and savory apple recipes you'll fall for,0
area dad off to bad start with waitress,1
chinese general slams japan and the u.s. at security meeting,0
american medical association changes stance on self-immolation,1
nation not about to start giving a shit about canadian politics,1
new photos of kit harington give 'got' fans hope,0
republican presidential candidates to disclose bundlers for first time since 2008,0
princeton police investigated allegations against tiger inn bouncers,0
terrorism is terrorism,0
cheney clotheslines aide,1
boise homemaker bows toward mecca just to see what it's like,1
nbc on olympics coverage: 'sorry we didn't alter the laws of space and time to accommodate people's schedules',1
"shopper takes bizarre journey beyond bed, bath",1
google employees disappointed 15th anniversary party only has one solar-powered lego drag race reffed by david pogue,1
man who willingly rented 'wrath of the titans' feels his intelligence has been insulted,1
who declares sierra leone free of ebola,0
how one gym is helping people get in touch with their feelings,0
watch a young ryan gosling's mesmerizing dance moves,0
"monday's morning email: what's next for trump after his ""worst week""",0
is democracy sick?,0
"childhood brain injury tied to adult anxiety, depression",0
listener consumed by spittle on corner of mouth,1
maxine waters to women's convention: trump is 'most dishonorable and despicable' president ever,0
ex-sniper shot dead after surviving years in harrowing united states,1
suspected mh370 debris arrives in france for investigation,0
this bus stop must be near culinary school,1
here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians,0
call my husband. i just killed my baby',0
child's favorite restaurant also dad's favorite bar,1
naderite loyalists nuke dam,1
chinese government asks entire nation to pose while millions of surveillance cameras take photographs,1
masterpiece cakeshop case declared mistrial after clarence thomas tampers with evidence,1
ragnar from 'vikings' is going where? creator talks season 3,0
friend's threats to come visit becoming disturbingly more genuine,1
man catches bad television show going around office,1
bored god tries to fit all of jupiter in mouth,1
clinton throws flash grenade to divert attention from question about senate voting record,1
wistful kim jong-un stumbles onto childhood drawings he made of nuclear attacks on west,1
box with cooking instructions immediately retrieved from trash,1
north carolina governor's bathroom obsession has been years in the making,0
"disappointing prince vaults found to contain 37,000 hours of billy joel covers",1
celebration and destruction,0
donald trump calls kim jong un a 'smart cookie',0
the extraordinary journey of india's first olympic gymnast,0
former chinese dissident has your order ready,1
indian country all too familiar with rachel dolezals of the world,0
school teacher not about to risk her life for derek,1
bags filled with sand still most advanced u.s. anti-flood technology,1
luke bryan says confederate flag has become a 'symbol of racism',0
adventures of a creationist at the field museum,0
"mainstream media at it again, bloggers report",1
"the vergara era, part 2: a new opportunity",0
state department warns americans traveling abroad to avoid lame amsterdam windmill tour,1
more than $30 worth of burned cds stolen from residence,1
"ebola, aids, and plague inc.",0
monday's morning email: what's next on trump's agenda,0
why we're lucky if we get to be old,0
powerful special interest group momentarily blanks on agenda,1
beauty industry announces massive new initiative to make women self-conscious about their palms,1
area man overly proud of never wearing underwear,1
"an open letter to editors rejecting #metoo, #meat14 submissions by victims",0
jeremy lin makes it a gold christmas for lakers,0
defending journalism in the age of trump,0
fifty shades of marina: the new literary sensation,0
university of nevada renames vito corleone school of business following latest accusations against benefactor,1
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why these trump voters are sticking up for an undocumented neighbor,0
trevor noah: michael flynn too 'stupid' to be national security adviser,0
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photos appear to show richard dreyfuss groping fans backstage,0
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liberal lion on donald trump's least favorite court lets him have it on immigration,0
"when we celebrate our differences, we make a better world for all",0
kristen stewart ditches her brunette locks for a bleached 'do,0
out-of-style woman still has last season's body issues,1
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fake-a-wish foundation introduces dying child to brett favre lookalike,1
even prison officials want to curb solitary confinement,0
newly-discovered smallpox vials more dangerous than thought,0
gchat status disastrously left on visible during peak andrea hours,1
meet the gop congressman who wants to overturn citizens united,0
monsanto spin doctors target cancer scientist in flawed reuters story,0
france's election is about so much more than just populism,0
no african citizens could attend a summit on african trade after visas denied,0
afghan warlord not sure which side he feels like helping today,1
moral tacked onto end of man's life,1
end gun violence by repealing not enacting legislation,0
historical archives: owls deemed arse-holes,1
16 dinnertime struggles all parents have with their kids,0
chipotle mayo doing all the heavy lifting in sandwich,1
area man knows exactly which relatives would be problem if he ever came into money,1
area woman's baseless hatred of anne hathaway reciprocated,1
romney campaign releases new picture of candidate standing in situation room during bin laden raid,1
justice kennedy out for rest of session with tear in adjudicatory tendon,1
nude model suspects she's posing for civics class,1
nation allows itself 5 minutes to believe this all going to be over soon,1
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postal service: 'and wait until you cocksuckers see what we do with wednesdays',1
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teen stops masturbating long enough to save family from fire,1
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perfect girlfriend blames self for everything,1
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new robot capable of unhealthily repressing emotion,1
why are you eating?,0
factory farm chicken rounds out miserable existence by going bad in man's refrigerator,1
literary study finds all modern narratives derived from classic 'alien vs. predator' conflict,1
5 in u.s. charged with terrorism-related crimes,0
new memoir reveals navy seal bounced a few book ideas off bin laden before killing him,1
distracted priest pronounces couple 'man and plumbing problem',1
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mitt romney: 'we've gotta rethink campaign finance',0
oscars officials warn only famous actors permitted to get political in acceptance speech,1
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the u.s. military has created its own tinderbox in africa,0
"their stories, our stories: looking toward holocaust remembrance day",0
"how not to hide your pregnancy in an underwear ad, a kylie jenner story",0
"limbo for michael slager, ex-cop filmed shooting walter scott in the back",0
dnc attendee screaming 'the earth needs us!' to no one in particular,1
beware the bumbler,0
new biography reveals einstein devised theory of relativity on paper because he wasn't smart enough to invent microsoft word,1
china's sexiest panda obliterates own record in latest sex romp,0
trump threw trans soldiers under the bus just to distract from gop health care grift,0
clinton 'glad to be back in civilization again',1
pep-rally skit rumored to involve cross-dressing principal,1
7 phrases you should never say during an argument,0
what this ceo did proves that introverts make great leaders,0
islamic state retaliates as iraqi forces push on mosul,0
johnny rockets customer terrified after evidently falling through wormhole into 1950s,1
new type of moon rock discovered by china's yutu lunar rover,0
white house signing ceremony reveals blinding white maleness of trump's inner circle,0
the end of innocence: taking the bystanding out of bullying,0
nation's aunts announce their 2018 thanksgiving boyfriend roster,1
rap star rick ross put on life support: report,0
f.a.s.t. thinking helped lane save his mom,0
"kushner following trump's orders on secret link with russia, ex-cia official suggests",0
egyptian death sentence for soccer fans puts president's iron grip to the test,0
the most important thing i want my wife to know this mother's day,0
man prowling at airport gate ready to pounce like jungle cat at first sign of boarding,1
"tourist scams, part 3: what to know before you go",0
here's what happens when kids age out of foster care,0
troubling report finds dreamily sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%,1
"trump insists he never thought about firing mueller, feeding him to pack of rabid dogs, mounting head in oval office as trophy",1
politico europe announces expansion plans for 2016,0
a new future for fashion,0
historical archives: to be sold - carved wooden heads,1
man nervous about telling date he has her kids,1
christian pornographer refuses to film sex tape for gay couple,1
dj khaled was 'talking mogul talk' with arianna huffington at white house correspondents' dinner,0
new poll finds millennials far more likely to politically identify as feudalists than previous generations,1
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12 stylish easter ideas that go beyond the holiday,0
dog brothers can't get enough of their new duckling siblings,0
dementia patient's family keeps ripping her away from idyllic world of 1950s,1
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gay guy's gay thing well attended,1
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masturbating mom can't get bobby flay southwestern eggs demo to stop buffering,1
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man not belonging to movie's target demographic escorted from theater by hollywood officials,1
the 10 best cities to throw a pool party,0
impatient nation demands supreme court just get to the gay stuff,1
lindsey graham vows to uphold john mccain's legacy by blindly supporting gop agenda after grumbling for a few minutes,1
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eu court issues landmark data ruling,0
u.s. consumers announce plan to get one of those,1
cnn's ana navarro says michelle wolf's critics are acting like 'snowflakes',0
nation currently more sympathetic to demise of planet krypton than plight of syria,1
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lena heady goes dark and dramatic for the 2014 emmys,0
patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions,0
rudy giuliani calls in to talk show he already on to deny what he just said,1
middle manager follows proper procedure,1
white house honors aretha franklin by not releasing official statement on her death,1
cop confident he'll be exonerated by clear video evidence of him shooting defenseless black man,1
canadian police probing stabbing and car attacks as terrorism,0
winded trump forced to lie down for last half of speech,1
leaked cables contradict clinton's claims on tpp trade agreement,0
sitcom on pbs assumed to be intellectual,1
ebola in sierra leone: 'it reminded me of a conflict zone',0
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gawker is said to retool as politics site,0
china's potemkin villages,0
why it's taking so long to get more electric cars on the road,0
chelsea manning and the brutality of transphobia in america,0
this adult take on a classic children's hairstyle is a must,0
experts report $37 amount of money you need to donate to hurricane relief in order to completely forget about it,1
obama's next chapter: write a new book,0
man has no idea what to do with visiting friend between meals,1
kerry volunteer gets some kerry-primary victory sex,1
"i'm a republican, but this isn't the tax reform our country needs",0
huffpollster: is bernie sanders really leading in new hampshire?,0
republicans keep trying to shut women down,0
the troubling trend behind california's measles outbreak,0
new acnefree treatment ships teens to remote island colony for remainder of puberty,1
omarosa turns on trump: wouldn't vote for him again 'in a million years',0
monster' cyclone leaves trail of devastation in vanuatu,0
"senate panel to probe russian hacking, links to campaigns",0
jawa appointed secretary of transportation,1
opening band issues two-more-songs warning,1
scientists reveal the secret key to charisma,0
20 lessons of the 20th century for trump's america,0
u.s. reportedly investigating possibility of moving some guantanamo prisoners,0
couple is trying to make personal shark cages a thing,0
bill to regulate e-cigarettes clears california legislative hurdle,0
unemployed man who had to move back in with his parents still for obama,1
sec replay official overturns 'roe v. wade',1
court rules adnan syed of 'serial' podcast has the right to a new trial,0
new trump campaign ad claims that illegal immigrants currently murdering you with knife,1
wife too busy videotaping elk attack to save husband's life,1
cities in this state have the worst smog,0
so what did i miss?' asks michael flynn tilting large flower on lapel towards trump,1
this squirrel just cheated death on the olympic snowboarding course,0
man points out town where he threw up,1
philandering string theorist can explain everything,1
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10 ways kids changed me forever,0
soybean pissed after learning trade war means trip to china canceled,1
trump dished out fake news awards. twitter dished them right back at him.,0
"i was the one who slept with stormy daniels,' says sonny perdue in desperate attempt to serve as trump's fall guy",1
clinton consults surgeon general on behalf of friend curious about homosexuality,1
clinton appoints very special cabinet member,1
heaven installs spikes to keep cherubs from shitting on st. peter's gate,1
here's a reminder of how far donald trump has flip-flopped on health care,0
how to raise kids who can 'love and be loved',0
"controlling birth, controlling pregnant women",0
nuclear bomb detonates during rehearsal for 'spider-man' musical,1
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longtime heckler just kind of fell into heckling,1
"rudy giuliani adds more planes, towers with each subsequent retelling of 9/11",1
headline about so-called lobsterman extremely misleading,1
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the one scene that sets 'apes' apart from other blockbusters,0
what comics can offer to bible readers,0
fcc chief cites special occasion for allowing vaginal penetration on network sitcom,1
patton oswalt uses icky sauna analogy to describe donald trump,0
joan moran: how to give yourself the gift of time,0
melania trump looks down on husband from gallery with loving grimace,1
white house reporters warn huckabee sanders she harming america and it's selling like fucking hotcakes,1
shameless new dad uses craigslist to try to hook up with his wife's delivery nurse,0
florida shooter's former friend says she reported him to school 'multiple' times,0
"the soft corruption of clinton, inc. -- and how it could cost democrats the presidency",0
new stapler makes all other staplers look like worthless shit,1
couple duetting 'suddenly seymour' at karaoke bar probably gonna fuck like animals after this,1
one humanitarian's simple and profound answer to the trump era,0
"trump's opioid commission fails to meet deadline, again",0
company creates brilliant first-person shooter experience in chatroulette,0
new preventative drug would kill people before they get alzheimer's,1
mob of rowdy mothers bum-rush botanical garden,1
when will we let sienna miller graduate from playing wives stuck at home?,0
"millennials may have abandoned the church, but god has not abandoned them",0
gore mauled by aquatic mammal,1
furious dianne feinstein demands nsa figure out exactly who didn't endorse her,1
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"michael bay might secretly be a genius, despite his awful movies",0
area horse hung like horse,1
new nba starter jackets to come with unwanted pregnancies,1
3 simple tips to practice daily gratitude,0
university quickly slaps together rinky-dink ceremony for anyone graduating in december,1
area dad to spend next few days or so telling son it important to respect women,1
brits slam theresa 'the appeaser' may for refusal to condemn trump's refugee ban,0
hillary clinton starts 2016 better positioned than 2008,0
pizza hut employee still hanging around after shift,1
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leonardo dicaprio hangs with elephant posse to help save endangered species,0
st. peter scrambling to throw few more innocent souls into hell to meet monthly quota,1
huffpollster: voters dump marco rubio for ted cruz,0
elliott abrams defends war crimes as happening back in the '80s when everyone was doing it,1
pharma's puerto rico problems could mean drug shortages,0
parents fighting about who's unhappier,1
flash-animated osama bin laden captured,1
pope francis reverses position on capitalism after seeing wide variety of american oreos,1
jebbush.com takes you to donald trump's website,0
turkish soccer body penalizes kurdish club amid mounting tensions,0
nation happily reassured that exxonmobil made profits of $44.9 billion in 2012,1
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democrats should focus scotus fight on gorsuch's backing of big donors,0
drug deal goes great,1
jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling,1
statue of liberty corporation to shut down all but new york flagship statue,1
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report: north dakota leads nation in parking availability,1
perverted little boy asks to sleep with parents,1
busy romney sorry he missed nation's piano recital,1
trump's new 'domestic gag rule' would strip funds from planned parenthood,0
please stop asking this unsettling question to women everywhere,0
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colleges begin establishing exchange programs in cuba,0
"wet hot american summer... the play?', garage theatre, long beach, ca",0
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white liberals celebrating tomi lahren's daily show interview are missing the point,0
"first up at the toronto film festival: jake gyllenhaal's 'demolition,' the stunning 'lobster' and more",0
military service members prefer 2 presidential candidates who question war,0
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man dying from cancer spends last good day on phone with insurance company,1
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officer's life saved when he shoots bullet directly into suspect's gun,0
janet jackson shares adorable first photograph of her baby son,0
todd akin spends whole night wondering what went wrong,1
zeev aram (video),0
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walletless biden found handcuffed to bedpost,1
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new pre-sauced napkins can be thrown away straight from package,1
beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope,0
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trump 'office' parody is a glimpse at the buffoonery we have in store,0
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attention solicitor general: two more powerful arguments against king v burwell,0
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"bolton: 'we will not be drawn into a lengthy ground war in syria—although, saying it out loud, that sounds incredible'",1
the 'rules' i choose to live by,0
hillary clinton practiced dodging trump's 'hugs' before the debates,0
the elderly: do they suspect?,1
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pat patriot denies being mascot #5 in prostitution sting police report,1
list of names on gchat sidebar like a portal into area man's past lives,1
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higher one must repay millions to students over 'deceptive' financial aid practices,0
"women in business: three generations of women in radio: renee roth, jo-ann silverstein and rachel roth",0
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north korea claims it's planning to fire missiles near guam,0
for-profit college hastily designs diploma for student on verge of actually graduating,1
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merger of advertising giants brings together largest collection of people with no discernible skills,1
kasich trying to find other states where he is beloved multi-term governor,1
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ask a queer chick: my mom says i'm claiming to be trans for 'attention',0
trump cannot stop the transition to environmental sustainability,0
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bette midler ruptures,1
finding the courage to confront depression,0
obama orders guantánamo prisoners transferred to next president,1
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the people paradox,0
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compliment goes horribly awry,1
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protecting our children when contending with threats of violence,0
local man casually mentions upcoming birthday,1
open floor plan increases office shooter's productivity by 95%,1
area man urinating like it's the best thing ever to happen to him,1
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twitter doesn't tire of knocking conor mcgregor's stamina,0
impulse -- ep.9,0
report: countless invasive species detained in epa black sites,1
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scientists invented a headband that could help us better understand each other,0
cincinnati campus police had surge in citations against black motorists and pedestrians,0
"paul giamatti cuts back on acting to focus on signature line of shapeless khakis, rumpled polos",1
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religious freedom' clauses are point of contention as australia crafts marriage equality laws,0
baltimore named city with best quality of pigeon life,1
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mosquito confronts partner after testing positive for zika,1
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jared kushner forced to follow along with ivanka's classified documents during meetings,1
mexico moves closer to extraditing drug lord el chapo to u.s.,0
donald trump suggests hillary clinton's bodyguards should stop protecting her,0
pope loses keys to vatican city,1
pranksters rename mexico's congress as 'chamber of rats' on google maps,0
goody introduces new line of governess hairbrushes for raking across the scalps of insolent little girls,1
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"kim kardashian channels cruella de vil, plus more outrageous looks of the month",0
arianna joins payoff to 'reshape' financial services industry,0
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vegan soldier keeps asking everyone if they want their bread,1
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"department of interior sets aside 50,000 acres as national wildfire refuge",1
politico europe announces expansion plans for 2016,0
pilot shudders to imagine why passengers taking red-eye to atlantic city,1
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depressed mueller wonders what it is about him that makes everyone lie to him,1
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norway eliminates fm radio despite majority disapproval from citizens,0
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the number of puerto ricans without water grew to more than half: dod,0
black panther' sequel officially confirmed by marvel studios head,0
man's insecurities versatile enough to be projected onto any situation,1
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congressman calls trump 'an idiot' for using egypt mosque attack to promote border wall,0
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netflix cancels 'jimmy carter's world of peanuts',1
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family wealthy enough to have the kind of refrigerator doors that blend into cabinets,1
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"chaffetz, cummings seek answers from trump on his business' profits from foreign governments",0
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disney's 'toy tales' hits theaters friday,1
woman with shitty job her own boss,1
new united airlines policy scraps last-minute boarding for crew members,0
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four homeless people dead in what girlfriend refers to as 'cuddle weather',1
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burundi asks neighbor to keep it down,1
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curiosity rover to explore massive martian synagogue,1
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wilbur ross shakes self awake after briefly dying during cabinet meeting,1
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man's obituary accompanied by photo of him dressed as wizard,1
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romney: democrats lost because they weren't 'proud' enough of obama,0
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area man not exactly sure why doctor needed him undressed for that,1
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brew do you love?,0
new study finds americans scoot over at least 10 miles per year,1
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employee wellness programs aren't so voluntary anymore,0
uncaged black futures now,0
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watch cop's extremely lucky escape as car slams into gas station,0
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ruh-roh! runaway 'mystery machine' takes police on high-speed chase,0
report: mom has plan for tub of whipped cream in fridge,1
comedians highlight the crazy things women go through to get an abortion,0
kylie jenner channels pin-up glam in new photo from high fashion shoot,0
pulitzer board adds giant pumpkin category,1
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secretary of interior unveils plans for new high-speed creek,1
struggling supreme court loses eighth consecutive case,1
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senate still at odds over zika funding with only 3 days left before summer break,0
coworker insists on describing entire plot of old spice commercial,1
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america's best 20 hikes,0
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new york bans fracking after health report calls it unsafe,0
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acclaimed mexican journalist: the drug war is 'completely false',0
depressed nra member half-hoping son will accidentally shoot him,1
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new study finds running for 20 minutes each day could add years of soreness to life,1
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family spends relaxing weekend destroying outdoors,1
biden clenches plastic beer cup in teeth to free hands for clapping,1
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mitch mcconnell says republicans have the votes to pass tax bill,0
gothamist sites and dnainfo shut down after staffers unionize,0
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getting to same-sex marriage,0
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ladykiller gets life sentence,1
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nepotism passed off as synergy,1
new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions,1
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report: getting parents off back now accounts for 38% of economic growth,1
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there's a major intensity gap on the gop's new health bill,0
local restaurant makes foolhardy attempt at second location,1
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victor hugo's les lunchables to hit broadway,1
tom cruise holds his breath for 6 minutes for 'mission: impossible - rogue nation' stunt,0
reality show slowly sinks in,1
jake tapper's grim reminder: steve bannon isn't the problem. trump is.,0
not one woman less: protesting femicide in buenos aires,0
"okay, i'm ready to speak to you under oath,' says eric trump from beneath rubber donald trump mask",1
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women who love donald trump say he gets a bad rap from the media,0
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she's changing the way our kids surf the web,0
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trump dismisses concerns over white house chaos after pack of feral dogs takes over 4th west wing room,1
global perceptions of china as a superpower,0
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rural working-class archbishops come out in droves to welcome trump to vatican,1
this flip-book marriage proposal is pretty flippin' cute,0
paul ryan slits auto mechanic's throat to kick off gop purge of working class,1
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a major 'hunger games' theory gets support from the cast,0
people are imagining what it would take for 2016 to redeem itself,0
biden implores obama to 'rub one out' before debate,1
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u.s. diplomats drafted a 'dissent memo' objecting to trump's muslim ban,0
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marco rubio says he'd stop protecting dreamers from deportation on day one,0
mike pence disappointed god has never asked him to kill one of own children,1
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trump's labor law enforcer freezes worker-friendly reforms made under obama,0
man who cried himself to sleep last night has some great ideas for growing company's brand,1
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"no, women's soccer does not have a domestic violence problem",0
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jostens unveils new engagement rings for pregnant high-schoolers,1
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"singing, dancing man just getting started",1
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why are you still sleeping on u.s. women's soccer?' asks sports website's first article about women's soccer in four years,1
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robots speak out against asimov's first law of robotics,1
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new study confirms humans only use 10% of genitalia,1
npr's new format to feature soft-spoken white guys,1
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john kelly struggles to maintain believable trump impression during phone calls with parkland survivors,1
why the rule of law is key to china's modernization,0
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rosemary kowalski: imagining beauty,0
ana navarro calls out gop: you'd impeach hillary clinton over this,0
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body-slam' candidate greg gianforte gets slammed himself in scorching new memes,0
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kit harington walks back comments about male 'sexism',0
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man films killer tornado bearing down on him in shocking video,0
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immigrant laborers hired to delete spam,1
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report: average american consuming 4 ounces of cheese right now,1
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you did great!' terrified personal assistant tells clint eastwood,1
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madonna compares donald trump 'nightmare' to being dumped by an ex-lover,0
nation admits there could be a little less porn,1
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panicking mark zuckerberg holds press conference explicitly welcoming armenian genocide deniers to facebook,1
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"the eu, the grexit, and market failure",0
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i'd like the crispy chicken sandwich' first truthful thing man has said in weeks,1
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nra says mass shootings just the unfortunate price of protecting people's freedom to commit mass shootings,1
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study finds 68% of americans unprepared for sudden financial stability,1
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johnson & johnson hoping brand won't be tarnished if they dip into lethal injection game,1
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"fordham, education department sued over student's mental health records",0
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explosion used to signify big savings,1
study: only 4 scenic routes left in country,1
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friday talking points -- gop anti-trump rants,0
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happy international childfree day! announcing 2014 childfree woman and man of the year,0
here's how obama pulled off a surprise trip to afghanistan,0
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strudel the obese dog's fitness journey is nothing short of inspiring,0
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china's largest freshwater lake is shrinking,0
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they're coming!,0
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"migrant children, uninvited guests, and welcoming the stranger",0
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5 tricks from mom to help you manage stress,0
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real love isn't about finding someone who meets all the criteria on your list,0
queer teens face a shocking amount of violence and discrimination,0
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medicine has an unhealthy gender pay gap,0
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7 cool colleges you've probably never heard of,0
anti-abortion leader emerges as white nationalist,0
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"space, race and the space race",0
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area grandma enjoys flourishing correspondence with mailer-daemon,1
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"area man busts his ass all day, and for what?",1
family feud' was out of control in steve harvey's 'tonight show' return,0
"report: just so you know, your younger sister probably getting laid pretty regularly these days",1
man's eyes glaze over whenever politician starts threatening to plunge him into serf-like subjugation,1
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former couple to remain friends until one finds new sex partner,1
hellmann's heir's conduct unbefitting a mayonnaise magnate,1
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i don't feel safe calling the police': new yorkers march against police violence,0
british american tobacco offers to buy reynolds american for $47 billion,0
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"within days of taking office, trump set the stage for his current crisis",0
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"this weekend, go to the movies",0
"even as 2018 looms, most in congress nearly always vote with trump",0
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why women should stop calling themselves old,0
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peta complains as revised sat tested on chimpanzees,1
the effects of 'western' colonization of india on the lives and future of the women of the indian-subcontinent,0
vatican says transgender man cannot become a godparent,0
fake trump says meryl streep is 'no tara reid' in conan's spoof phone calls,0
actors who have dated multiple costars,0
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monstrously 'nasty' ancient crocodile gets named after lemmy from motorhead,0
wsj reporter: trump may have reneged on border wall deal to hold on to campaign issue,0
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cia chief warns of 'tremendous' consequences for iran,0
"autopsy determines total loser's corpse contained no traces of drugs, alcohol",1
"hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump",0
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how social issues hijacked conservatism,0
pennsylvania supreme court chief scolds his own party for trying to impeach justices,0
the way you remember winters of yore is probably wrong,0
psychologists advise practicing words 'president trump' over next 2 months to prepare for inauguration,1
10-pound fetus about to fucking wreck small mom,1
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matt damon mans warner brothers booth at college campus's career day,1
nation's last themeless restaurant closes,1
why does this town have two grenade launchers?,0
the woman violently assaulted in 'making a murderer' speaks out,0
"in many states, a long-awaited raise for low-paid workers",0
gop claims kavanaugh shouldn't lose appointment for youthful indiscretion of repeatedly lying under oath,1
the unquenchable and endless thirst for war --  thomas paine warns the neocons are coming... again!,0
university of missouri starts reviewing demands from student activists,0
man wishes computer could do thing it already can do,1
donald trump & vaccines: is he ready to be responsible for a children's epidemic?,0
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former chesapeake ceo mcclendon indicted on conspiracy charges,0
gorgeous long exposure train photos prove the city has its own magic,0
mayor apologizes for citing wwii japanese internment camps in rejecting refugees,0
paris attacks suspect salah abdeslam charged in belgium,0
"charles schulz estate releases hundreds of rare, never-before-seen images of him posing next to an easel",1
secret service officer arrested in child sexting sting,0
the best taxi and ride-hailing apps around the world,0
"we aren't doing enough to help syrian refugees, but how much more can we do?",0
visa fires bob dole,1
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"physically fit, emotionally stable kim jong-un addresses un after finally getting nuclear ambitions out of system",1
2-year-old unaware he's basis for 6 couples' decisions not to have kids,1
researchers uncover brain region associated with generosity,0
area man boasts 33 percent more self-absorbency,1
proof that it pays to piss off sarah palin,0
trump unveils reelection campaign plan to drive bus into crowds across country,1
television character nervous about upcoming class reunion,1
brotherly advice,0
a bollywood sitcom with priyanka chopra is coming to america,0
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how to dress your sexiest,0
who's to blame for your so-called career?  surprise!,0
40 symptoms of a healthy woman,0
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"justin trudeau continues to melt hearts, teaching son how to make s'mores",0
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huffpost's instagram: what's new,0
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the wage gap closed by a whopping one cent in 2015,0
ex-wife of former cowboys player claims team knew of domestic abuse,0
"word 'innovate' said 650,000 times at sxsw so far",1
obama practices defiant speech to aliens late at night behind oval office desk,1
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buzzfeed's 'try guys' tackle immigration and the results are emotional,0
nukes and the global schism,0
the legacy i didn't know i wanted,0
man suddenly realizes he was duped by commercial's romanticized vision of canned beans,1
an open letter to caitlyn jenner,0
drunken episode a repeat,1
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donald trump: what the actual f*ck?,0
6 summer salads you'll actually crave,0
kim kardashian urges all parents to 'do something' in wake of recent shootings,0
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kim cattrall says ellen would make a 'fabulous' samantha in 'sex and the city 3',0
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two hipsters angrily call each other 'hipster',1
department of transportation introduces padded bumper lane for intoxicated drivers,1
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will smith and alfonso ribeiro had a 'fresh prince' reunion,0
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study: good porn still hard to find,1
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houston woman contracts flesh-eating bacterial infection from harvey floodwaters,0
mumford and sons can't believe they all got each other mandolins for christmas,1
rhea maceris' gps guide on feeling empowered,0
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black friday and cyber monday shopping tips,0
mac's new troll dolls collection is equal parts neon and nostalgia,0
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"millions of excited americans gather to watch candidates deliver series of short, elaborately rehearsed speeches",1
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area man killed in committee,1
tuesday's morning email: what's next in the bombing investigation,0
rahm emanuel breaks ground on new jason van dyke police academy,1
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iran denies making deal with u.s. to ship nuclear material to russia,0
newly deployed soldier has dreamed of fighting in afghan war since he was little kid,1
is 'the happiest man in america' still happy?,0
21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents,0
nick cannon wilds out on twitter to shut down those mariah carey rumors,0
end gun violence by repealing not enacting legislation,0
the fate of anti-zika gmo mosquitos in the u.s. rests on florida,0
the red sweaters you need to look like national treasure kenneth bone,0
jimmy kimmel hilariously stops by 'sesame street' to introduce a new letter,0
area woman loses respect earned since last st. patrick's day,1
married couple frustrated after months of unsuccessfully trying to sell a baby,1
surf-rock legend dick dale plays through the pain at 78,0
yo voté: communities scramble to translate ballots,0
"report: nation thinking about big, warm piece of cinnamon coffee cake right now",1
states trying to defund planned parenthood may be breaking federal law,0
new developing nations leader has big plans to crack down on global tax dodging,0
tom hanks reveals the origin of his famous 'forrest gump' accent,0
10 qualities of your inner spirit,0
thousands of brazilians take to the streets to demand president's impeachment,0
queen elizabeth watches as oxen pull apart farmer who failed to provide yearly tithe of grain,1
how do i make my 4-month-old fall in love with reading?,0
study: average american has over 9 million imagined sexual partners in lifetime,1
here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night,0
"why christ, mao and the buddha are making a comeback in china",0
going beyond the usual arguments about gun safety,0
british empire to be reduced to 8 acres around buckingham palace by 2050,1
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local man helped every day by salad shooter,1
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dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves,0
rosa parks not really honored by new bus depot,1
sgt. bowe bergdahl recaptured by taliban after wandering off texas base,1
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purdue pharma reports opioid deaths falling short of quarterly goals,1
future stock,0
study finds flushing toilets wastes billions of gallons of piss and shit annually,1
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controversial congressman touts iowa 'peasant hunt' with donald trump jr.,0
everyone in town hall debate audience has spouse who lost health insurance and is dying of cancer,1
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valerie harper: lung cancer deadlier than breast,0
spiders inspire fear -- along with novel products that could change the world,0
area man self-conscious about all the wrong things,1
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report: increase in gun sales to be most concrete result of obama's pro-gun-control speech,1
coworker with two computer screens not fucking around,1
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marvel's new she-hulk reminds us that anger can serve a purpose,0
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queen elizabeth screaming at stockbroker to dump everything,1
extra strip of wrapping paper taped over present's weird edge,1
mueller threatened to subpoena trump if lawyers refused sit-down interview,0
another opportunity,0
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the room i carry with me,0
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teen unsure how to break it to parents that the devil got her pregnant,1
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drug use by jerry garcia down 85 percent,1
united airlines temporarily suspends cargo travel for pets,0
rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other,0
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right to own handheld device that shoots deadly metal pellets at high speed worth all of this,1
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north korea promised to include release of u.s. citizens in meeting with trump: report,0
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donald trump's tax plan could balloon the debt by 75 percent,0
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how to get away with murder's' heroine gets more complex,0
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one day at a time' actor pat harrington jr. dead at 86,0
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mit researchers discover each other,1
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florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17,0
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france to ban cell phones in lower grades,0
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group of fifth-grade boys discover pile of naked ladies discarded in woods,1
educating for democracy: collegiate sports and march madness,0
tearful biden carefully takes down blacklight poster of topless barbarian chick from office wall,1
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photojournalist spends month in oval office blind to capture images of obama in natural habitat,1
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bush disappointed to learn chinese foreign minister doesn't know karate,1
area man not exactly sure why doctor needed him undressed for that,1
santa obliges dad of sleeping boy by snoozing on camera,0
"new countries, who's first?",0
nathan deal defeats jason carter in georgia gubernatorial race,0
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ben & jerry's releases 'cake my day' as its newest flavor,0
how the u.k. government ignored offers to take in more lone children,0
sandra bland swallowed or smoked 'large quantity of marijuana' in jail: da,0
trump says terror attack will 'probably help' marine le pen in french elections,0
how a social media detox helped ed burns become more productive,0
rudy giuliani lays out legal framework that would keep him on tv for next couple years,1
it's time to tell the truth about motherhood,0
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how your morning and nighttime routines affect your health,0
sun thought pasty fuck learned his lesson last summer,1
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"tales of presidential transition woe, with the associated press",0
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"women in business: mollie spilman, chief revenue officer, criteo",0
report finds populace has collective goodwill to come together for only 5 more national tragedies,1
otherwise savvy woman duped by mascara makers again,1
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new vh1 show canceled for not being pathetic enough,1
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monday's morning email: what to expect from trump's afghanistan strategy,0
china introduces new one-uighur policy,1
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the new york giants are even worse than last season,0
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clinton aide: protesters don't want $15 an hour,0
grocery-store worker can't bear to eat food anymore,1
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the internet of you,0
netflix defends 'queer eye' episode where the fab five forced to euthanize completely hopeless slob,1
blog post read by mother to shape child's next 18 years,1
martha stewart's new wine service makes your drinking martha-approved,0
chris christie: trump's waffling on his signature issue shows he's presidential,0
cbs news partners with twitter for second democratic debate,0
employee slowly realizes boss attempting to have normal conversation with her,1
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bollywood superstar sridevi dies at 54 of cardiac arrest,0
obama responds to charlottesville violence with a quote from nelson mandela,0
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report: no one currently thinking about you,1
report: 40 percent of american high-school students mind-reading at sixth-grade level,1
my lovely wife in the psych ward,0
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fbi chief releases composite sketch of dream house,1
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woman transitions from being terrified of getting pregnant to being terrified she can't get pregnant,1
adorable animated hunchback to shove self down area throats,1
kylie jenner is celebrating her 18th birthday at a beach club in canada,0
new jersey supreme court rules the bastard had it coming,1
7 seattle themed filters to live by © michelle moore,0
christian rock band cleans up hotel room,1
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mathematical skill downplayed to get out of splitting check,1
turns out pope francis is a fan of beauty vloggers,0
robbie krieger goes 51 minutes without mentioning jim morrison,1
multi-institutional collaborative clinical trial to examine health benefits of integrative lifestyle practices at the chopra center for wellbeing,0
remembering pat conroy through his own words: 6 quotes,0
hillary clinton 'breathing a big sigh of relief' after iowa caucuses,0
heroic police officer talks man down from edge of purchasing subway footlong sweet onion chicken teriyaki,1
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raccoon family tired of taking care of rabid father,1
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black history month: feminism and inclusion,0
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alyson stoner opens up about falling in love with a woman,0
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records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide,0
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joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot,0
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"texas puts an 'undue burden' on women's choice, abortion clinics tell supreme court",0
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the family talisman,0
breathe: raising the voice of justice,0
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4 ways the drug war harms national security,0
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man uses weekend to make totally different mistakes than he did during workweek,1
congress passes antisocial insecurity act,1
trump caps off infrastructure week by stoking a mideast crisis,0
terminally ill serpent renounces symbolic ties with evil,1
queer icon kate bornstein reflects on queer and trans identity in 2015,0
teacher removed from classroom over white nationalist podcast says it's satire,0
what you should know before making a major life change,0
forensic evidence shows signs of feeble struggle,1
clive cussler realizes latest novel not thrilling 3 hours after sending it to printer,1
man confronts n.j. officer searching van apparently without permission,0
pope francis reminds the world that caring for the earth is everyone's responsibility,0
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relaxing tea better fucking work,1
court just found black victim of white supremacist assault not guilty of... assault,0
harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra',0
definition of fudge-tastic stretched,1
miley cyrus gets tattoo of dead dog,0
super fan attends screening of 'infinity war' dressed as marvel's vp of marketing,1
watch: dolphin knocks stand-up paddleboarder off his board,0
16 universally gross things no one really talks about,0
"after backlash, fema once again has puerto rico power, water stats on main website",0
audiobook narrator really going for broke with cajun accent,1
the 'tomb raider' trailer is here and we already miss angelina jolie,0
mark zuckerberg prepares for congressional testimony by poring over lawmakers' personal data,1
how real is work-life balance?,0
stan van gundy calls himself out for his past use of term 'posse',0
novelist obliterates the bundy militia — and oregon's largest newspaper — in 194 words,0
king of queens creator thinks everyone's ripping him off,1
exclusive: former congressman harold ford jr. fired for misconduct by morgan stanley,0
"et, access hollywood, tmz choppers hovering above scene of gruesome red carpet dress",1
parkland deputy who didn't engage school shooter told other officers to stay away,0
the television academy twitter account confused terrence howard with cuba gooding jr.,0
cdc rolls out fleet of narcan biplanes to fumigate opioid-ravaged small towns,1
bernie sanders took a walk through freddie gray's neighborhood. here's what residents think about it.,0
watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance,0
new parents disgusted to learn they had type of baby that shits,1
new york to investigate insurance bias against gay men after bombshell news report,0
meet the trans woman who wants to change romantic comedies,0
tearful gun manufacturers thankful they all made it out of massacre safely,1
argentina president's bizarre werewolf mishap,0
the incredible story of how america saved a national treasure from extinction,0
justin bieber's latest 'carpool karaoke' is too hot,0
sea lion rescued from santa barbara oil spill dies at seaworld,0
"was it worth it, america?",0
washington post' reporter frustrated every space in parking garage taken up by anonymous source,1
fabled lost city of gold finally discovered off i-95 outside baltimore,1
office worker suddenly becomes sentient,1
elon musk is ready to conquer mars,0
the reclusive billionaire bankrolling ted cruz,0
curiosity rover finds 5 bucks on mars,1
teresa giudice looks better than ever in a cut-out dress,0
aarp calls for 'comfier booths' at denny's,1
john kelly loses seat on naacp board of directors,1
friday's morning email: inside trump's presser for the ages,0
trump blasts critics who judge neo-nazi groups by most extreme members,1
hot new website 'facebook' is lighting up the charts,0
toddler at that cute age where anything can be projected on them,1
why it's so much better to buy experiences than things,0
conservationist known for exposing ivory & rhino trade stabbed to death,0
"bassnectar debuts two new hard-hitting tracks, talks new album 'unlimited'",0
woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse,0
the unforgettable memorial of warhol superstar holly woodlawn,0
how the future of work may make many of us happier,0
"gary johnson tries, fails to turn his foreign policy ignorance into an asset",0
an mtv 'cribs'-style tour of pluto,0
longing to finally visit the cuba of my dreams,0
this grrrl power video game is everything that's right about the '90s,0
london's mayor to eu citizens: 'you are very welcome here',0
"before you drill a hole into a wall, make sure you've got a sticky note handy",0
newly released female iraqi prisoners offered playboy spread,1
stupid man overshadowed by louder stupid man,1
clinton staff readies emp launch to disable all nation's electronic devices,1
newborn has father's asshole,1
fcc to fine americans who don't keep up with tv shows,1
when one of the world's most 'insider' galleries hosts an 'outsider' art show (nsfw),0
"ted cruz wants to fight obama over immigration, but he forgot about one thing",0
homosexuality only thing parents can accept about son,1
why post-debate instant polls are terrible,0
very special' constitutional amendment to take on alcoholism,1
rupert murdoch acquires cable,1
zoologists admit you really got to hand it to bats for learning to fly,1
supreme court puts redrawing of texas electoral maps on hold,0
"women in business q&a: laura tenison, founder and managing director, jojo maman bébé",0
voyager probe badly damaged after smashing into end of universe,1
open casket really ruining vibe at funeral,1
"this mattress with nearly 40,000 reviews is $200 off today only",0
phone call with dad just watered-down version of phone call with mom,1
this iphone x unveiling parody doesn't pull any punches,0
sole survivor of air crash has asia's 'sole survivor' stuck in head,1
more than two in five american adults carry hpv,0
grandma's halloween display shows the horrors of america's racism,0
pennsylvania republican doubts vote he just suppressed would even have made a difference,1
moron stepfather takes care of child who doesn't have his genetic material,1
president who bragged of groping women declares sexual assault awareness month,0
"afl-cio bucks progressive allies, backs dakota access pipeline",0
12-year-old hispanic boy not sure if he's supposed to be looking up to marco rubio,1
spinal tap' spoof of donald trump's abc interview turns it up to 11,0
"report: detroit bankruptcy might transform city into some kind of hellish, depopulated wasteland",1
usa today editorial board calls trump unfit to clean obama's toilets in scathing editorial,0
report: there only 17 total square miles on earth where gays not discriminated against,1
aides gently remind hillary clinton not to refer to opponents as 'obstacles to greatness',1
time traveler from 2008 freaked out by guy wearing google glass while smoking e-cigarette,1
road rage video shows driver crushing veteran's motorcycle with his car,0
"man hates being put in position where he has to think, feel, or act",1
philippine hitman says he heard duterte order killings,0
mark zuckerberg cited for contempt of congress after refusing to shut the fuck up about how he started company in dorm room,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 20,0
brita unveils new in-throat water filters,1
english soccer's out-of-nowhere goal machine,0
thing in cave not finished with eric yet,1
trump delivers anecdote about small business owner who isn't half the man he is,1
julia stiles marries preston j. cook in intimate seattle beach wedding,0
american media reports news other than zoo's escaped cobra as if anything else really matters,1
"it's step, twist, step, dammit!' yells leotard-wearing, cigarette-smoking john kelly while choreographing upcoming military parade",1
warren buffett's son pledges $90 million to support girls and women of color,0
"all-american ticket hails from alaska, panama canal zone",1
kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter,0
trump reads fake version of own speech,0
modern gym manners: 8 etiquette tips for your workout,0
trump casually mills about supreme court changing rooms ahead of state of the union address,1
blocking the courts: the trump triple threat,0
area man has no idea how to get copy of birth certificate,1
"vietnam, revisited",0
chris rock calls out the oscars lack of diversity in perfect tweet,0
man happy to set up job interview for fraternity brother he once forced to drink own piss,1
washed-up toddler can't point out things like he used to,1
leap of faith,0
the big dark': series of storms stretching from china to u.s. batters northwest,0
"man tracks down long-lost daughter on social media after 9 years, grandma refuses to let them meet",0
michael jackson's reputation for punctuality in ruins,1
report: chip in mug right where mouth goes,1
joe biden shows up to inauguration with ponytail,1
second-grade music student goes nuts with cowbell,1
area cow doesn't suspect a thing,1
it's the horrifying tale of the drunk girl who won't stop partying,0
more realistic meat substitute made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions,1
adam smith vs. ayn rand,0
single mother hogging 2 jobs,1
economy of vacation town apparently entirely run by overwhelmed high schoolers,1
magic-markered initials fail to deter breakroom rice-cake thief,1
kim kardashian west held at gunpoint in paris by men dressed as police officers (update),0
destruction of rainforest cafe clears room for new hooters,1
son thanks mom who cared for his dad for 20 years with 20 adventures,0
8 truths about celebrating valentine's day when you're married,0
here's christine baranski watching trump's inauguration on 'the good fight',0
north korea tests out new knife in smaller escalation of threats to u.s.,1
a nature vs. nurture debate: where does music taste originate?,0
yacht name conveys owner's easygoing lifestyle,1
report: algerian militant killed in u.s. strike targeting al qaeda operatives in libya,0
obama: deaths of marines in chattanooga shooting 'heartbreaking',0
study: 90% of all meowing comes from owners trying to get cats to meow back,1
area man guesses he'll learn the difference between shiites and sunnis,1
"roommate not seen for, like, five days",1
trump vows extensive search to find new dhs director with ideal personality disorders,1
funeral director assures jewish family this headstone can withstand plenty of blows from baseball bat,1
media suffering through record normal temperatures,1
area man dead of fries,1
ahmadinejad signs on as dean at sarah lawrence,1
medical breakthrough provides elderly woman with 2 extra years of inconveniencing family,1
house cat announces plans to just sit there for 46 minutes,1
muslim women forced to remove hijab for mugshots file civil rights lawsuit,0
area man winded after particularly lengthy wendy's order,1
stephen colbert to face fcc investigation over 'homophobic' donald trump joke,0
chinese graduate student pursues master's in political silence,1
steve harvey is still milking his miss universe f**kup in t-mobile super bowl commercial,0
grieving couple finds different ways to use stroller,1
new roomba blender makes smoothie out of everything in its path,1
ted cruz may be too conservative to stop trump,0
3 attacks in 3 months put spotlight on terrorism in the u.k.,0
cupid is stupid,0
study finds college still more worthwhile than spending 4 years chained to  radiator,1
paula poundstone still famous,1
photo of couple married 60 years shows what true devotion really looks like,0
"could've been me,' grumbles merrick garland watching gorsuch hearings at bar with fellow highway maintenance workers",1
condé nast launches 'the new yorker for black people',1
kinky lawn chair likes leaving woman with marks all over her legs,1
gal gadot surprises college student with first wonder woman scholarship,0
sex life embellished during doctor visit,1
snl' version of angela merkel is not happy donald trump is time's 'person of the year',0
even female doctors struggle for equal pay,0
ceo sad nobody noticed new tie,1
let's stop donald trump from wielding his budget as a weapon against hardworking immigrant families,0
u.n. tribunal swayed by thousands of children's letters to milosevic,1
new 'baby weinstein' tapes prepare infants for career in entertainment law,1
palmolive attacks dawn for coddling grease,1
o'casey's plays return to stage at philly irish theater,0
david blaine starves self of attention for 33 days,1
first 'justice league' trailer will make you forget all about 'batman v superman',0
how trump university relied heavily on the craft of con men,0
why jillian michaels is reclaiming 'fag' and 'dyke',0
john kelly relieved trump so fucking stupid he'll believe woodward made up disparaging quotes,1
woman tragically succumbs to natural hair color,1
report: you're actually saving money with roller rink membership,1
airport only place in metro area to buy city's signature food,1
alec confidential: inside the secretive group's annual conference,0
a socal brunch spot was caught using popeyes chicken in its dishes,0
businessman takes power bath,1
steve harvey is still milking his miss universe f**kup in t-mobile super bowl commercial,0
parents peeved their kids' hatchimals are cursing up a storm,0
arnold schwarzenegger unveils his 'celebrity apprentice' catchphrase,0
paul ryan renews call to suspend hillary clinton's classified briefings,0
man has trouble growing full beard of bees,1
"obama blasted by cool, refreshing air",1
the adventures of young hillary' is what america needs right now,0
"great, donald trump threatened to default on the national debt",0
boss' dick not going to suck itself,1
girls charged in slender man attack will be tried as adults,0
america's election cycle is so scary that haunted houses are getting political,0
a muslim american mother's fears and hopes at dawn of the trump era,0
r.l. stine reveals slappy from night of the living dummy was gay,1
solitute creek is deaver at his most dynamic,0
jay z is being sued for $18 million over his cologne,0
man throws money at problem,1
"government bails  out dow jones with 10,000 points",1
last people left at party a ragtag assembly of friends of friends,1
shit parking ticket fuck,1
friday talking points -- don't panic,0
life-saving drug more accessible to lab rat than majority of americans,1
the 7 stages of potty training,0
"in russiagate, keep your eye on pence",0
"american crime' is a fine show, and we have absolutely, positively no idea where it's going",0
huffpost hill - so hard to say good bayh,0
iran ready to talk about how awesome nuclear program is,1
ellen recruits hollywood's biggest lgbtq stars to pay tribute to obama,0
austria and germany open borders to migrants offloaded by hungary,0
jeff ross asked selena gomez for advice on roasting justin bieber,0
truthful tuesday: the forgetful edition,0
10 rom-coms love addicts should avoid,0
what's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections,0
seattle's space needle blasts off after collecting enough rain for home planet,1
warren buffett tells colleagues about exciting investment opportunity he recently discovered selling mary kay beauty products,1
police arrest two men in brazil gang-rape case,0
eric clapton ossifies,1
"news roundup for june 19, 2017",0
dog meets owner at door in desperate attempt to get ahead of diarrhea-rug scandal,1
employees given list of doctors shitty enough to accept company's health insurance plan,1
the so-called 'uptick in hate' is fundamentally american,0
smart aleck ruins academy awards,1
eric holder announces least controversial decision of tenure,1
lebron and friends opened the espys with a speech you need to hear,0
woman meets george w. bush while reporting for jury duty,0
health-food-store worker dies of vitamin lung,1
boss's clout evaporates after he's seen in shorts at company picnic,1
wealth-burdened nation grateful for opportunity to spend money at new onion store,1
faith leaders join the fight for lower payday loan rates,0
filming police in public places: a risky first amendment activity for citizen journalists,0
prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement,0
why the lord's prayer is bad news for many christians,0
japan calls for 'world without nuclear weapons' on hiroshima bombing anniversary,0
facebook status update field dreading what area man about to type into it,1
new yorkers cower as clinton victory speech reverberates across entire state,1
teen on verge of either joining isis or getting super into rollerblading,1
see families reunite after donald trump's travel ban was lifted -- and try not to cry,0
"well, neighbors just got a pit bull",1
"palin unveils 9/11 firefighter cousin, reformed lesbian niece, naturalized mexican half brother",1
"gina rodriguez's sweet salsa moves raise $10,000 for puerto rico",0
"the scientific, data-driven guide to online dating",0
"bush, loafers thrown at him reunite on nbc for 10-year anniversary special",1
producer wants to call movie crime and punishment anyway,1
obama increases sense of urgency by riding last white rhino on earth through climate talk,1
americans say 2-to-1 that we never should have invaded iraq,0
"after brock turner case, this woman wants to tell the world what it costs to survive sexual assault",0
a woman announced her pregnancy with a unicorn frappuccino,0
"how to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes",0
kourtney kardashian and scott disick don't know how to quit each other,0
"healing after divorce in 5 allegories: i was married to the wizard of oz, but i never thought to pull back the curtain",0
wayne lapierre accidentally blows hand off during cpac speech,1
ariana grande spills deets on album release on 'tonight show',0
the thing that will wreck many americans' retirement,0
trump demands investigation into whether clintons gave him non-registry wedding gift in 2005,1
syrian militias armed by cia are fighting syrian militias armed by pentagon,0
starved dogs thrown from van are learning to trust humans again,0
the 12 craziest outfits celebrities wore in november,0
how to find 'secret' discounted airfare,0
the best chance to defeat roy moore may be for the democratic party to lie low,0
world will miss goal for universal education by 50 years: un,0
check it out: giant pumpkin outweighs smart car,0
"report: consumer confidence in amorphous, indefinable idea of economy highest since 2006",1
police seize 250 pounds of marijuana smoker,1
report: 93% of drunk drivers get home just fine,1
entertainment tonight host 'can't wait' to see new paramount pictures release,1
new pumpkin spice channel to offer fall-themed hardcore pornography,1
wwi liturgy will atone for outbreak of 'the great war',0
how a family's lack of access to medical marijuana morphed into a messy legal feud,0
will trump follow through on guns? he didn't do so on immigration.,0
trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs,0
elon musk unveils new clean energy luxury car pulled by 8 tesla employees,1
alzheimer's journal - come back early today,0
2013 year in review photo essay shaping up to be quite horrific,1
third whale this year dies at seaworld san antonio,0
genius woman uses yelp to rate her dates,0
"bill de blasio, adam smith and the living wage movement",0
6 things you need to know now about obamacare's cadillac tax,0
closed-door meeting to determine future of honey-roasted peanuts,1
north korea says it's ready for war with massive military parade,0
charleston is testing the soul of america,0
hillary clinton hints at presidential ambitions by concealing information from american people,1
cia to shift focus to greeting cards,1
astronomers discover previously unknown cluster of nothingness in deep space,1
room scanned for something to sell on ebay,1
these students aren't joining the national walkout to protest gun violence. here's why.,0
medicaid expansion tied to employment among people with disabilities,0
tom hanks in carly rae jepsen's 'i really like you' video is oddly entertaining without music,0
giant blood clot dislodges from your femoral artery,1
obama nicks fbi director on clinton emails: 'we don't operate on innuendo',0
baylor player has the perfect response to the dumbest question,0
two guys build a wall around trump tower to keep the real danger in,0
vessel for male sexual gratification very sad today,1
the damaging belief that's keeping you from finding calm,0
what wealth isn't,0
prizes on price is right looking better as man ages,1
man accused of killing girlfriend on hike wanted insurance money,0
"ireland, gay marriage and the church",0
captivating photos give a glimpse into the lives of military personnel,0
los angeles mayor pledges $138 million to help the biggest homeless population in the u.s.,0
"on this week's cheap celeb finds, kylie jenner wears a $40 bikini top",0
8 techie things everyone over 50 needs to know,0
god loses tip of finger in black hole accident,1
"the president wore a tan suit, broke the internet",0
don't call khloe kardashian 'the fat sister',0
"new study finds 'the onion' has never been more popular, more beloved, or more respected",1
tweeters freak out over donald trump's appointment of 'warmonger' john bolton,0
how third party voters and non-voters could shape the election,0
new study finds majority of god's blessings burn up on entry into atmosphere,1
"susan cooper, not diana prince, is my breakout feminist superhero",0
nancy reagan available at 82,1
family receives 38-piece astrazeneca assorted pill sampler,1
beware the bumbler,0
wheelchair basketball game enjoyed for all the wrong reasons,1
a ray of hope for lesbian veteran denied burial next to wife?,0
racists charged in terror plot against somali refugees get a nearly all white jury,0
man in solitary confinement can't break with reality fast enough,1
hillary clinton: from symbolism to specifics,0
man taking phone out of case for first time in years struck by forgotten beauty,1
are we meeting the needs of our nation's rich?,1
"this man used netflix to propose, and now we're ugly crying at our desk",0
national security commission warns clinton: 'the call is coming from inside the house',1
parents chart child's width on kitchen wall,1
trump agrees to wear wire to take down roger stone,1
thousands of new orleans households still without political power,1
tented in iraq; interviews and winter edition,0
college-aged daughter against using straws now,1
john boehner: we should know if paul ryan is running for speaker soon,0
in detroit some things change; too much stays the same,0
bikini-clad britney spends spring break with her sons,0
missouri gop lawmaker urges lynching for vandals of confederate statue,0
protesters descend on ice san francisco headquarters after immigration raids,0
"this labor day, let's boost opportunity in every zip code",0
concerned parents demand removal of arsenic from periodic table of elements,1
trial of al jazeera journalists adjourned again,0
arab-american actually kind of enjoys always having 2 bus seats to self,1
starbucks wants you to color in this year's holiday cup,0
when this tenacious learner became a mom,0
"obama, biden endorse kamala harris in california senate race",0
trump assures nation that decision for syrian airstrikes came after carefully considering all his passing whims,1
5 perfect-for-packing lunch salads,0
los angeles lakers -- oh how the mighty have fallen,0
libertarian reluctantly calls fire department,1
empty wall behind couch falls into girlfriend's crosshairs,1
prince charles weds longtime horse,1
"if you feel too stressed to have sex, from dr. gail saltz (video)",0
"report: whoa, last person on treadmill ran 8 miles",1
the struggle to fit in,0
record-store clerk gazes down from on high in aloof indifference,1
the kurds' bitter defeat in iraq is now everyone's problem,0
who needs 10 fps when you can have 1 frame every 10 minutes? 5 min portrait 1850's edition,0
entire treasury department competing for same goldman sachs job opening,1
dr. scholl's introduces new cartilage inserts for all-day knee pain relief,1
nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb,1
this guy's rendition of adele's 'hello' is why the internet was created,0
study: other countries weird,1
the case for collective impact strategies on the local level,0
space under boardroom table a complex web of feet massaging various genitals,1
don lemon on sean spicer: everyone 'is dumber for having listened to that',0
historical archives: wide-spread powder shortage confounds nation's bewigged.,1
"reporter crashes the debate and causes some good, old-fashioned chaos",0
bp's clean water act fines will be smaller than gulf states thought,0
test-driven teacher evaluations strike out,0
senator forms subcommittee for the watching of lost,1
"wells fargo ceo should resign over 'egregious fraud' with fake accounts, lawmakers say",0
harry belafonte is really concerned about trump supporters,0
the book we're talking about,0
the alienation of america's best doctors,0
custody battle sparks couple's first-ever interest in child,1
pressure to defund planned parenthood increases for gop,0
manly man wastes entire year's worth of feelings on single movie viewing,1
11 miserable situations parents know all too well,0
high school breathes sigh of relief as difficult teacher ages out of education system,1
what's ahead for reputation in 2015,0
"pope celebrates mass in havana, warns against dangers of ideology",0
why is it so darn hard for women to lose that baby weight?,0
judge schedules hearing in reopened 'serial' case,0
you won't be seeing any gallup polls this primary season,0
melania trump responds to charlottesville clashes before president does,0
7-year-old puts on uno face,1
"as scott pruitt flies first class, epa barely gets off the ground",0
gop senators who have condemned trump's attacks against the khans have one thing in common,0
oregon church apologizes for banning overweight people from its 'worship team',0
kids love when mom sad enough to just order pizza,1
why donald trump fears women,0
george takei blasts muslim registry as 'prelude to internment',0
states scramble to overcome congress' failure to move on chip,0
leading drug policy expert endorses marijuana legalization in oregon,0
speculation on name of royal baby ends,1
housing prices spike as tech employee takes stroll through neighborhood,1
the first reviews of 'mockingjay' are here,0
gay guys get personal and ask straight men all of their burning questions,0
taylor swift used a 'gremlin voice' while writing '1989',0
pictures of smiling group of people taken where john lennon was murdered,1
avengers' sequel picks up where first film's profits left off,1
the importance of vision,0
5 keys to product differentiation for fun and profit,0
everyone in friend group drinking solely so they can tolerate each other,1
zuckerberg to trump: time for a reality check on immigration,0
james corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack,0
janelle monae: 'none of us are free until all of us are free',0
kids with allergies are more likely to have anxiety and depression,0
protesters march in wisconsin after unarmed black man shot dead by police,0
are you happy?,0
"i still stumble over the question, how many children do you have?",0
j.k. rowling tweets hilarious response to confusing olympic sport,0
toddler's walker gets a galactic makeover from all-star tattoo artist,0
report: nazi treasure hunters following more realistic retirement plan than 86% of country,1
madonna lets the f-bombs fly on live tv in anti-trump speech at women's march,0
college football scout has eye on high-school cheerleader,1
the queer response to trump's promise to build wall along mexican border,0
evil hong kong kung-fu legions petition for right to attack two at a time,1
5 ways to really help a divorcing friend,0
rachel maddow stands by her trump tax reporting,0
obama calls for turret-mounted video cameras on all police tanks,1
"donald trump is the 45th president of the united states,' spontaneously reports subconscious during first calm moment of day",1
deciphering what one woman wants in a man,0
conservative pundit s.e. cupp hits trump white house right in the balls,0
loose first-grader brings home different friend every time,1
completely sober employee still embarrassing self at company party,1
report: 98 percent of americans afraid of 98 percent of americans,1
every nbc program to end with character straight up asking viewers what kind of new tv shows they would like to see,1
open letter to all potential mayoral candidates (a response would be nice),0
argument between employees shatters illusion of professionalism traditionally associated with walgreens,1
too many smartphone users taking dumb selfies with bears,0
mike boggs' record catches up to him,0
woman 7 golden retrievers short of childhood vision,1
scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life,0
"internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship",0
crowd cheers as 93-year-old fuckup finally graduates from college,1
hillary clinton nabs victory in new mexico primary,0
one hint about how to form a new habit (don't overthink it),0
"obama's record-breaking fundraising effort bankrupting npr, world wildlife fund, aclu",1
"dozens of gravestones toppled, broken at philadelphia jewish cemetery",0
judge failed to disclose donation from gop defendant in gerrymandering suit,0
paul mccartney saddened after learning about death of longtime collaborator john lennon,1
facebook is cracking down on racist posts in germany,0
being looked at vs. being seen: a look at transparent director silas howard's new documentary film,0
study: human hearing most acute when listening to arguing parents from top of stairs,1
rep. david cicilline: lgbt people are entitled to 'full equality',0
"we count, so count us: three reasons it's important to collect census data on lgbtq people",0
embracing change in an uncertain climate,0
a true-life love story: what my grandparents taught me about devotion,0
sudanese youths go wild for great taste of any food whatsoever,1
mom keeps sending newspaper clippings about former classmates who have been murdered,1
robert pattinson & fka twigs spend time at chateau marmont,0
republican sen. gardner torches sessions over pot reversal,0
local band attempts to track down mysterious visitor to its website,1
who is qualified to sing at mariah carey's wedding? 'f**king nobody',0
friday's morning email: what to look for with four days to go,0
new anti-drug campaign thinks emojis will finally get teens to listen,0
what i realized after years of searching for my soulmate,0
startling report finds evidence democrats may have attempted to influence 2016 election,1
police headquarters completes new addition to accommodate officers on desk duty for misconduct,1
hard to tell if wikipedia entry on dada has been vandalized or not,1
jessie james decker shares inspiring message about post-baby bodies,0
"company to use internet to waste money, employees' time",1
car bomb kills three in southeastern turkey,0
"the 'broad city' ladies have a spa day, but it doesn't go well",0
restaurant entrance doesn't work all damn day to be called 'other door',1
jordan edwards laid to rest as family asks community for calm,0
knife condemned to week inside saran-wrapped brownie pan,1
hussein family can't bear to throw out uday's favorite nutsack shocker,1
state of the union guests sort of assumed white house would pay for them to get home,1
kentucky clerk kim davis appeals contempt ruling,0
wacky forensics investigation turns autopsy-turvy,1
high school won't allow gay student to receive scholarship at awards dinner,0
"the rca & arista years: a conversation with laurie anderson on lou reed, plus roger daltrey presents hernan barangan's teen cancer doc road rebellion",0
"no blue, no green' -- new sylvia earle film shows power of protecting our oceans",0
firenze fireworks: easter explosions in florence,0
new study finds reading comprehension down amongst dumb fucks perusing this headline,1
5 friendship lessons you learned on the playground,0
"does fashion need more for-women, by-women brands?",0
abe's visit will remind americans china's power must be checked,0
werner herzog: i killed and ate timothy treadwell in 2003,1
unidentified wooden pole leaning against garage wall,1
god-knows-what to take place in rural cabin,1
dude makes his own olympics because not everyone can be a world champ,0
new 'wondersplint' makes fractures appear larger; fuller,1
protests continue for stephon clark on martin luther king jr.'s death anniversary,0
listen to these parents teach their kids about consent,0
rich white people get latino guy to do some work for them,1
colorado wildfire spreads to moon,1
"fbi reveals maria butina traded sex in exchange for all 62,984,828 votes trump received in 2016",1
distrust and verify: an appropriate u.s. government response to sudan government actions,0
wallace shawn emerges as frontrunner to replace daniel craig as james bond,1
area smoker one of america's top phlegm-producers,1
50 best workplaces for diversity,0
hodor's mom makes the most savage joke about her son's tv death,0
how to pick the perfect retirement location,0
defiant londoners sit in the street for ramadan evening meal after high-rise fire,0
ann coulter says 'every woman who has ever been employed by fox' has stories about roger ailes,0
family now openly wondering when grandma will die,1
terrorism is terrorism,0
consumer beware in biomedical research and women's health,0
pope francis kills 3 hours milling around atlanta airport during layover to d.c.,1
nation's sexual degenerates impatient for gay marriage slippery slope to kick in,1
this may be the most unusual george michael tribute you'll ever see,0
supreme court justice sotomayor continues duties after breaking shoulder,0
jonathan kozol's death at an early age is still a must-read,0
breaking: lovers lost in fog,1
the thinkable happens to local man,1
why this coptic christian bishop is willing to forgive isis,0
the world's fastest blind woman has no plans to slow down,0
everything you need to know about filipino breakfasts,0
these 13 celebs recite 'hotline bling' almost as well as drake,0
ryan lochte apologizes for behavior in rio,0
ama: plastic surgery 'only a few years away' from making someone look better,1
cnn to get all information from in-house channel 'cnn-cnn',1
frozen tundra of emptiness stretching out forever and ever weighed against date with mike4763,1
frustrated jesus christ forced to find 22nd vessel for reincarnation after death of charles manson,1
netflix just hired producer ryan murphy in a huge 5-year deal,0
new photo shows medusa nebula is way prettier than its namesake,0
walter scott case proves there are no smoking guns in police shooting trials,0
time traveler from 2008 freaked out by guy wearing google glass while smoking e-cigarette,1
american muslims honor muhammad ali as a champion of their faith,0
poll shows many americans agree with hillary clinton that women and men should be paid the same,0
philip morris introduces new marlboro sinus pm cigarettes,1
seaworld responds to california drought by draining animal tanks halfway,1
man sentenced to 3 months probation for 17th-degree murder,1
one judge's order for hate crime committers: read more books,0
pope francis scouring papal tombs for final easter egg of vatican hunt,1
white supremacist living fulfilling racist life since getting kicked offline,1
a good night's sleep could protect you from the common cold,0
cnn anchor blames french muslims for failure to prevent attacks,0
why it matters that women talk about their abortions,0
skittish juniors-department clerk calls security again,1
the hypocrisy underlying brazil's impeachment movement,0
automakers ask nation if it still wants that handle above car windows,1
kim kardashian celebrates 42 million insta followers with raciest pic yet,0
bush to meet with agriculture secretary down in the holler,1
bill maher says 'pride and prejudice' won out in uk's brexit vote,0
"obama caves to girl scout lobby, wears tiara in photo",0
legislators still concerned about key non-issues,1
underfunded school lacks resources to calculate student-to-teacher ratio,1
scientists discover new species of reptile deep within amazonian bulldozer treads,1
germany disavows ties with the scorpions,1
experts warn climate change will increase incidences of stepping into puddle and getting whole goddamn foot soaking wet,1
efforts of world's 16 billion chickens still not adding up to much,1
olympic drug testing official left horribly disfigured after coming into contact with russian urine,1
nation relieved insufferable little 'game of thrones' fans don't have book to lord over them this season,1
people show their love for the epa with thousands of valentines,0
woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen,1
rnc proclaims mike pence the winner more than an hour before the debate,0
"polio could be stopped worldwide by year's end, says gates foundation",0
trumpism enters schools when school officials become the bullies,0
indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds,0
"emmanuel macron amused by little differences in french, american islamophobia",1
supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision,1
new pepsi negative-220 burns twice the calories it contains,1
report: 10 million killed annually by stepping out of comfort zones,1
"economic anxiety, distrust of government fuel gold rush",0
"hillary clinton spends busy day fueling speculation, not ruling things out",1
"disgusted tsa agents also calling for end to body scanning, thorough pat-downs",1
text message a bit curt,1
mudslide kind of fun until the dying part,1
dc police investigating possible hate crime after 2 men beaten in alleged anti-gay attack,0
protester heckles joe biden over son's death from brain cancer,0
5-year-old has heart-wrenching reunion with mom after airport detention,0
historical archives: weekley duel results,1
don't get excited about polling numbers for a couple of weeks,0
prince's sister tyka nelson pays tribute to the late music icon at the amas,0
community rallies to save eyesore,1
pope francis attends outdoor mass in cutoff denim vestments,1
wild-eyed sears ceo convinced these the flannel pajama pants that will turn everything around,1
good stock farm: a great new cooking school,0
curt schilling just going to assume he has speaking slot at rnc,1
"an iceberg the size of rome may have killed 150,000 penguins (update)",0
face it: ted cruz won the republican debate,0
scientific proof that having a squad makes life less painful,0
ex-con still hanging out with hallucinatory voices that got him in trouble in first place,1
mom apologizing for going through menopause,1
american universities opening up shop in china -- sino-foreign joint education ventures,0
every new yorker found murdered,1
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
abraham lincoln's dna now available over the counter,1
trump woos kids with helicopter rides at iowa state fair,0
what the everyday items in your home say about you on a deeper level,0
9 planet-happy trips to book on earth day,0
owner admits fantasy team in rebuilding year,1
john kasich is seemingly baffled by young women who get politics,0
nation schedules recurring monthly benefit concert to streamline tragedy response process,1
george zimmerman auctioning off gun used to kill trayvon martin,0
"my parents hit me,' says bored 8-year-old trying to get reaction from dinner party guests",1
report: we could probably just have computer pick president,1
man wouldn't be eating at red robin if he knew bus was going to hit him in 18 minutes,1
federal troops seize neglected child in pre-dawn raid,1
tv executive claims to be looking for edgy,1
beloved archie comics get a dark makeover in new tv series 'riverdale',0
"before sunrise in vienna, austria",0
new co-worker seems like nice enough guy,1
hazards of the 'me' culture,0
opening wider and diving deeper into the immeasurable beauty and pain of life,0
11 artists you should pay attention to next year,0
u.s. secretary of beer: 'woooo!',1
aircraft laser strikes soar to all-time high,0
mom's postpartum body serves as painful reminder of pregnancy loss,0
"can't go wrong with a cheeseburger, area man reports",1
eric holder loads ipod with ap phone conversations for morning commute,1
what i'd really like to tell the 25-year-old fired yelp worker,0
nation suddenly feels old after seeing nick-at-nite lineup,1
red hot chili peppers accidentally write song about new hampshire,1
a review of 'jim wallis: in conversation',0
trump says gulf states will pay for syrian safe zones. that's not the issue.,0
nurse to grab lunch right after she finishes draining bile from man's liver,1
elderly couple to try peacefully dying together again tonight,1
jorge ramos producer speaks out about press conference incident,0
area woman wants to be singer or actor or whatever,1
michael brown audiotapes conclusively reveal exactly what you want them to,1
read live updates on the government shutdown,0
why the electoral college matters,0
monopoly releases special 'regular monopoly' edition,1
study finds 60% of parents too busy with divorce to worry about football safety,1
tinder announces app will no longer match users solely with distant relatives,1
snowstorm in chicago delays hundreds of morning murders,1
male substitute teacher with ponytail cloaked in mystery,1
asshole moves to part of city where all the assholes live,1
bad moms' stars pull off amazing surprise for a single mom on 'ellen',0
jamie dimon cites relentless desire to watch a person die up close as inspiration for starting healthcare company,1
obamas decide to stay in white house until daughters finish high school,1
"gluten-free mania -- if you're following the fad, you're a marketer's dream and part of the confusion",0
financially struggling trump campaign holds fundraising riot,1
"made in the image of god: art, feminist theology and caroline mackenzie",0
risk champ flunks geography test,1
so-called 'giant' mouse actually baby kangaroo,1
cops respond to reports of threats and screams... and find the unexpected,0
the how-many-years' war,0
motivational psychology and leadership in higher education,0
inflating the russian threat,0
researchers find human beings naturally evolved toward monogamy and carrying on fun little flings on side,1
what's next for nba in donald sterling case from a legal standpoint?,0
china unable to recruit hackers fast enough to keep up with vulnerabilities in u.s. security systems,1
the time is ripe for a nonprofit revolution,0
melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen,0
campaign adviser recommends throwing old blanket over romney for debates,1
"ted cruz, marco rubio urge oregon militants to stand down",0
aaron hernandez suicide highlights systemic problem in massachusetts jails and prisons,0
restaurant fires pizza-delivery dog,1
john legend sends personal message to manchester victim's family,0
new texas legislation would require whiskey bottles to be shot out of air immediately after being emptied,1
walmart customer fatally shoots teen accused of stealing diapers,0
stretch of highway learns it was adopted,1
grieving couple finds different ways to use stroller,1
just how lumbersexual is your home?,0
donald trump's weird way of pinning a tweet is freaking people out,0
let's make tax reform a win for all,0
fully gentrified neighborhood all cheese shops,1
bush campaign paints kerry as pre-raphaelite contessa,1
"planned parenthood offers virtual visits, will deliver birth control to your door",0
bill maher rips jeffrey lord for denying russia influenced the election,0
when parents part,0
entire nyc subway system now consists of single handcar,1
jake tapper's grim reminder: steve bannon isn't the problem. trump is.,0
barista gets sick little thrill telling coffee shop customers there no restroom,1
10 reasons you should care about d.c. voting rights,0
st. louis cardinals fans have a seriously racist response to ferguson protesters,0
gop attacks christine blasey ford for never coming forward to testify,1
nation's economists quietly evacuating their families,1
pot and cigarette smoking have at least one health consequence in common,0
poll finds americans' greatest fear is waitress forgetting about them,1
using special nails to save roofs — and dollars,0
line cook learns leaving restaurant industry not that easy,1
nation's uncles enter last stage of prep for thursday's thanksgiving debates,1
the best men's sunglasses looks for summer,0
stephen curry apologizes for being better than everyone else,0
"trump promises u.s. will continue to recognize, preserve palestinians' historic refugee camps",1
area doctor: 'mylanta',1
chris hemsworth dances 'wrecking ball' with his kids in the living room,0
cottonelle introduces new 'piping-hot' toilet tissue,1
alan colmes' death goes unreported on hannity & colmes,1
the cia's 60-year history of fake news: how the deep state corrupted many american writers,0
"anguished, screaming trump bans father's ghost from press room for silently pointing at him",1
eric clapton wows audience with even slower version of 'layla',1
kim k shares photos from north's baptism in jerusalem,0
paul lepage wants to bring back the guillotine for drug traffickers,0
jada pinkett smith and gabrielle union end feud after 17 years,0
4 ways the drug war harms national security,0
uh-oh: greece is probably going to miss its deal deadline,0
how to avoid ending up in a tree in the amazon,0
"there is beauty in decay,' says head of federal highway administration while surveying nation's crumbling roads",1
why i'm not leaving florida (yet),0
the best relationship of your life will be with someone 'clingy',0
this comedian's parenting tweets are lol-worthy,0
bush calls for rock revolution in weekly pirate-radio address,1
"women, hobby lobby and the gop: hell to pay in november?",0
trump's iran decision leaves only 2 likely outcomes,0
report: getting parents off back now accounts for 38% of economic growth,1
world's marine life on edge now that seaworld moving on from orcas,1
"""why didn't her real mom want her?""",0
surprise! rnc's 'women vote trump' event fails to attract many women,0
father's day gift way shittier than mother's day gift,1
everything you need to know about mike kelley,0
asexually reproduced sea sponge worried she's turning into herself,1
how to survive in a conspiracy theorist's world,0
this could be 'one of the warmest christmas days of your lifetime',0
area man lives vicariously through son's bully,1
fearless veteran celebrates 90th birthday on top of a plane,0
nasa announces plans to place giant pair of shades on sun,1
kennel certificate proves who puppy daddy is,1
"go west, young dan",0
greg hardy unapologetically denies domestic abuse allegations,0
jon stewart dancing to drake is the one video you need to see today,0
watch: amazing paper airplane toss hits soccer player,0
25-pound ham wedged in parents' refrigerator,1
lena dunham opens up about sexual healing after assault in poignant essay,0
the 'g word' project maps hundreds of gender stories,0
comedian breaks down the hilarious struggles of a latino thanksgiving,0
google will team up with ford to build self-driving cars: report,0
anna faris was dropping hints about trouble with chris pratt before split,0
coffman says tancredo is 'bored' and angry,0
tomm lasorda to enjoy sensible dinner,1
chimp actor looking to direct,1
white house publishes contact information of people who wrote to it concerned about privacy,0
vatican unveils new pope signal,1
family cell-phone plan area family's closest bond,1
"after the march for science, it's time to get political",0
report: some shithead out there makes so much more money than you,1
royal baby eats first meal,1
hr sends out reminder email about not scrawling 'revenge' in blood in conference room,1
the challenge of exclusivity,0
"sprint, t-mobile ceos merge into grotesque executive hybrid",1
the meldonium ban is more about russia's reputation for doping than performance,0
people in commercial having more fun with camera than humanly possible,1
new study finds unplanned pregnancies continuing to decline in bruce springsteen lyrics,1
yoga for women,0
this town is becoming hogsmeade for one magical 'harry potter' weekend,0
"captain actual america' overweight, hopelessly in debt",1
the enemy of my enemy: islamic state and the internationalization of the syrian and iraqi civil wars,0
trump orders strikes on syria in retaliation for chemical attack,0
the 5 tax mistakes you're making right now,0
nursing home placement can be the most loving choice for a person with alzheimer's,0
researchers have established a worrisome link between social media usage and sleep,0
historical archives: the twenty top-most books in print at present,1
you won't believe why this man's license was suspended,0
15 things to bring on your summer adventures,0
pope francis on meeting rohingya refugees: 'i wept',0
obama and democrats set a trap for trump after baton rouge,0
starr leaves baylor university faculty post after sex assault scandal,0
man pinned beneath car wondering when adrenaline going to kick in,1
from the maasai mara to the bbc's big cat diary: an interview with jackson looseyia,0
the other rev. king: a word from mississippi,0
al franken tearfully announces intention to step down from role as harasser of women,1
mit physicists split the smithereen,1
home improvement' announces plans to suck more,1
area fifth-grader won't shut up about raccoons,1
guns and georgia,0
12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer,0
you can train your brain to make smarter money decisions. here's how,0
10 of the best beauty buys from sephora's vib spring sale,0
chris columbus admits there are hours of 'home alone 2' outtakes featuring trump saying racial slurs,1
nation's women not as crazy about bryan gosling,1
ben stiller reading trump's 'stable genius' tweets as zoolander is like ridiculously funny,0
pornhub expands parental controls for user accounts,1
the most powerful word in the english language: hope,0
6 ways to overcome a life challenge,0
citizens to vote on young or old reagan for $15 bill,1
wedding dj finally gets the chance to listen to some black eyed peas on his own time,1
daddy issues worked out on dance floor,1
pbs to air more of that yanni shit,1
even regular exercise isn't enough to cancel out too much sitting,0
man says he salutes a donald trump cardboard cutout every day,0
perfectly good dead body cremated,1
mark cuban got it right about stereotypes,0
"congressman torn between meaningless pledge to anti-tax zealot, well-being of nation",1
"las vegas sands pays $9 million to end sec probe into china, macau",0
high school student council passes nonbinding resolution,1
taylor swift says ryan adams' 1989 cover album is 'such an honor',0
eu referendum in limbo as britain mourns lawmaker jo cox,0
home invasion prompts neighbors to invest in security,0
washington post journalist jailed in iran has christmas meal with family,0
white house slam dunk contest results in no slam dunks,1
"when it comes to pregnancy discrimination, equal is not the same as fair",0
congress raises killing age to 19,1
backup plan in case menu item out of stock most well-thought-out part of man's life,1
ungrateful man just up and dies after everything insurance company has done for him,1
these two words are stealing your freedom,0
substitute teacher can tell he's filling in for real asshole,1
ridiculous bat vs. pipe road rage battle gets 'star wars' treatment,0
sammy davis jr. handled his oscar flub like a boss,0
slain cop had only 37 years until retirement,1
sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication,0
botanists making great strides in stem research,1
dinner party conducting full-scale investigation to determine if tip was included,1
nation's last themeless restaurant closes,1
classic boring,1
test facebook button,0
lena dunham plans to dress as a planned parenthood doctor for halloween,0
"""eco-warrior"" vandana shiva, at $40,000 a speech, rejoins hawaii anti-gmo crusade, but truth is the victim",0
needle-exchange program attracting 'druggies',1
vatican bank's ex-chief indicted for embezzlement and money laundering,0
"i must make sure you have the skills to please my grandson,' says queen elizabeth disrobing before meghan markle",1
60-year-old hippie pitied by 40-year-old punk,1
everything you need to know before riding a road bike,0
fda deems genetically modified salmon too handsome to eat,1
god completely fucked up after huffing gaseous planet,1
the swimsuit guide no woman should have to read,0
u.s. cities aren't ready to fend off the next flint,0
china's largest freshwater lake is shrinking,0
mountaintop retreat with maharishi leaves greenspan obsessed with rupee,1
total weirdo spends mother's day at cemetery,1
heavy snow and high winds pound the east coast,0
suspected austin bomber dead in confrontation with police,0
selena gomez and james corden's rollercoaster karaoke is quite a ride,0
commercial blasted for product placement,1
man on first date cunningly leaves behind one of his fingers at woman's house,1
donut shop's mission statement awfully ambitious,1
biden working his way through scratch-off tickets during obama's swearing-in,1
mercy hospital turns away uninsured patient,1
kids' behavior linked to moms' acetaminophen use during pregnancy,0
canadian police probing stabbing and car attacks as terrorism,0
foster home gets new shipment,1
woman finds imperfect mate at outlet mall,1
4 ways grandparents unintentionally sabotage parents,0
pope beatifies god in important step toward sainthood,1
7 things my intergenerational office taught me about friendship,0
bigot relieved to learn gays in his state still effectively subhuman,1
bush calls cabinet meeting to get story straight,1
the american public finally heard the women larry nassar abused,0
"trump expels 60 russians, closes russian consulate in seattle after uk chemical attack",0
dog just can't stop smiling ever since she found a home,0
losing-powerball-numbers announcement enters 17th hour,1
man reading pynchon on bus takes pains to make cover visible,1
10 communication secrets of great leaders,0
bar owner considering sept. 11 options,1
area man carefully weighs one side of argument,1
"uber driver denies ride to woman in labor, still charges $13",0
nation sick of looming stuff,1
obama blasts afghans for expelling reporter -- so why the continued pursuit of 'nyt' reporter james risen?,0
kids getting a little old to still believe in innate charitable goodness of humans,1
this is the world's first official 'jewish tartan',0
report: 65% of all wildlife now used as homosexual subculture signifier,1
burger king unveils new low-fat cashier,1
smart earplugs aim to improve your sleep quality by taking noise-blocking to the next level,0
neighbor bragging about 20-pound box he fedexed,1
televised sporting event completely obscured by on-screen graphics,1
poll: 89% of debate viewers tuning in solely to see whether roof collapses,1
area man regrets investing in facebook,1
louie anderson now available in pasta form,1
airborne rally car misses hitting world's luckiest dog by just inches,0
"debbie robins de la bouillerie, best selling author, executive leader, film and television producer died on august 31st at the age of 58.",0
man unknowingly purchases lifetime supply of condoms,1
pegida leader resigns after posting hitler photo,0
police release footage of man who died after being pepper sprayed,0
pabst still coasting on 1893 blue ribbon win,1
rnc builds levee out of poor people to protect convention site,1
new 'cut off your genitals' challenge gains popularity among teens online,1
congress is about to confirm another former goldman sachs honcho for trump,0
love is humble,0
gold bracelet picked up at pharmacy,1
snorkeling instructor unaware he's in background of 400 dating profile photos,1
bar bet becomes increasingly complex,1
salad suppliers pledge to continue including just enough in bag that some will go bad if you're single,1
"if you don't think paul manafort can get trump elected, you don't know paul manafort",0
anger in a pre-trump american zionist: a rabbinic response to the obama administration's un abstention,0
meeting jon snow irl is apparently like seeing the 'mona lisa' for the first time,0
video proves there are no 'routine' traffic stops for black people,0
is it o.k. to take a gender-non-conforming child to north carolina?,0
department of transportation allocates $400 million for national shortcut,1
oscars officials warn only famous actors permitted to get political in acceptance speech,1
study: average person's life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning,1
d.c. authorities struggling to keep squatters out of empty state department,1
world's leading scientists nervously stand next to poster-board displays as nobel committee walks through gymnasium,1
bill o'reilly on cliven bundy: 'be careful who you partner up with',0
"woman going to take quick break after filling out name, address on tax forms",1
trump announces he's a very sad man,1
60 journalists killed in 2014 as targeting of international press rises,0
chorus to 'juke box hero' playing on repeat in monk's bowed head,1
"report: 80% of women currently wearing wrong size bra, shirt, shoes, pants, hat",1
rock and roll hall of fame retires 'd' chord,1
"for trump, it's the show that counts",0
cheering gets slightly less loud after obama's call for community service,1
nascar logo slowly creeping across u.s.,1
mark twain gave good advice about the dangers of good advice,0
"moms demand action, everytown flex grassroots muscle to defeat the nra's dangerous agenda",0
man who saw 'star wars: the force awakens' 6 times over holidays thought it was pretty good,1
er doctor secretly thinks of self as ward's george clooney,1
even jennifer lawrence can't resist a good deal,0
china sets stage for xi jinping to stay in office indefinitely,0
man to undergo extensive interrogation by coworkers about where he got falafel,1
man who said 'yes' to life found with mountain bike at bottom of gorge,1
why i can never order from chipotle again,0
taylor swift rocks a crop top for her new year's eve performance,0
student loans: america's next financial crisis,0
man points out town where he threw up,1
nonessential government employee gets back to work,1
megan fox welcomes son journey river with brian austin green,0
hostage with family really lording it over everyone else,1
camera crew discreetly trails overweight woman for obesity segment,1
"camp david, president obama, and the refusal to acknowledge history and reality",0
"civil rights groups sue missouri, saying it's failing to automatically update voter records",0
skittles unveils new liqui-gels for fast-acting fruity flavor,1
ben affleck happily reviewing 'batman v superman' means sad affleck is officially dead,0
men face up to 200 years in prison for gay sex trafficking,0
"can't go wrong with a cheeseburger, area man reports",1
christian slater dropped from list of names to drop,1
man panics after reaching age where parents prematurely started family,1
area man meets that special someone else,1
justin trudeau unveils plan to meet healthcare needs of canada's aging prog rockers,1
pope francis finds self in hell after taking wrong turn in vatican catacombs,1
arianna tells bill maher about trump's lasting contribution to american life,0
david allan peters at ameringer | mcenery | yohe,0
16-year-old sydney mclaughlin makes u.s. olympic team in 400 meter hurdles,0
"artist transforms gallery into a basketball court, all in the name of 'space jam'",0
"secretary clinton is a different person than donald trump,' says bernie sanders in ringing endorsement",1
11 tips for new parents flying with their children for the first time,0
nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb,1
walnuts improve area chicken salad,1
leave no person with disabilities behind,0
nra ad director still searching for right sinister music to play over footage of high schoolers,1
coast guard drags decoy boca raton into middle of ocean in attempt to lure away hurricane irma,1
ten great latino books published in 2015,0
"busy mel kiper, jr. still finds time to throw around the old spreadsheet with his daughter",1
unclear what coworker with banana on desk all day waiting for,1
plan for future still involves drumming for lifehouse,1
semiotics department accuses university administration of anti-semiotism,1
top aide denies that donald trump posed as his own spokesman,0
clinton hurls feces at detractors,1
"as sanctuary state, california takes deportation fight to new level",0
msf is refusing all eu funding in protest at turkey migrant deal,0
where is happiness? the question was answered two millennia ago,0
donald trump's weird way of pinning a tweet is freaking people out,0
proof you shouldn't blame teachers for the achievement gap,0
sandra bland's mother says cop's perjury charge is 'not justice',0
god refuses to grant any more transcendent near-death experiences to people who crash snowmobiles,1
north korea praises trump and urges us voters to reject 'dull hillary',0
raising a special child,0
a story is literally bursting off the page in this intricate fairy tale photograph,0
prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement,0
rangers disgusted by prince fielder leaving chewed-up bats all over dugout,1
bacon-scented undies mean all your panty problems are cured,0
literally what is sarah palin even talking about,0
defending my son who wears skirts while fighting victim blaming and sexism,0
a progressive vision for the fbi,0
man who jumped fence was able to enter the white house,0
twitch streamer sets new record for longest stream lying dead on camera,1
man unknowingly purchases lifetime supply of condoms,1
assad's forces take 'capital of revolution',0
is this the end of youtube?,0
19 amazing things you don't want to miss in the night sky in 2016,0
why we sabotage our relationships,0
devin nunes vows to 'never' reveal source of surveillance claims,0
man with backed-up shower drain enjoys luxurious foot soak,1
another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling,0
grizzled band-aid weathers third shower,1
wave of dread makes rare daytime appearance,1
alleged new orleans airport attacker dies in hospital,0
elizabeth warren: donald trump's presidency 'feels like dog years',0
food network production assistants prep guy fieri with dry rub,1
heroic cancer sufferer inspires others to get cancer,1
the world of postsecret' reveals what lurks in the hearts of man,0
watch macklemore's thoughtful commentary on race in america,0
ice cream truck driver going to let these kids sweat a little bit before stopping,1
millions of holiday travelers return from parents' homes all caught up on 'the mentalist',1
john kerry lost somewhere in gobi desert,1
aspiring elitist moves to new york,1
does strange death curse haunt cast of gone with the wind?,1
report suggests stalin was just one great purge away from creating communist utopia,1
what i understood about a father-daughter relationship only after my father passed away,0
how trump should approach u.s.-cuba policy,0
hank williams jr. honored by institute for football preparedness,1
"pregnant florida mom beats son, kills puppy: cops",0
ethan hawke's body found dumped in laurel canyon as 2019 oscar race heats up,1
daily meditation: spiritual sustenance,0
what the trump team should consider before axing meals on wheels funds,0
"scalia, thomas, roberts, alito suddenly realize they will be villains in oscar-winning movie one day",1
fountain simulates vomiting lion,1
how one gym is helping people get in touch with their feelings,0
area man accidentally signs up for aol latino,1
new drug offers hope to infertile inner-city teens,1
late show' airs its version of kim jong un's response to 'rocket man',0
police find recorded 'confession' on austin bomber's cellphone,0
experts caution new car loses 90% of value as soon as you drive it off cliff,1
apple co-founder steve wozniak ditches facebook after data scandal,0
family feud' was out of control in steve harvey's 'tonight show' return,0
reporter leads rescuers to truck driver trapped in 10 feet of water,0
here's what happened when a drag queen interviewed trump supporters,0
trump maps out plan for first 100 days of not conceding election,1
the parental blame game,0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
bush dropped out. here's where his voters might go.,0
that chinese girl in office: 'i am not chinese',1
hall & oates inducted into rock and roll hall of fame (video),0
man wearing m&m jacket apparently made in god's image,1
area idea so crazy it just might work,1
14-year-old collapses under weight of corporate logos,1
why i couldn't let breastfeeding go,0
this is so much cooler than your boring black ponytail holder,0
u.s. claims drone was minding own business on its way to church when iran attacked it out of nowhere,1
the biggest celebrity fails of 2015,0
friend who's going through difficult emotional time carefully avoided,1
no one sure if academy awards after-party going to have food,1
dad immediately develops deep friendship with guy giving quote on replacing windows,1
shark bites surfer on oahu's north shore,0
unidentified yowling animal in carrier apparently named kiwi,1
newly uncovered journals reveal alexander graham bell invented telephone as first step in consolidating all american businesses into single monopoly,1
kim cattrall says ellen would make a 'fabulous' samantha in 'sex and the city 3',0
dozens arrested as progressive activists disrupt tax vote in final show of defiance,0
new study finds you'd love being rich asshole,1
leonardo dicaprio nervous about telling new girlfriend he a virgin,1
"not snowing over here, man on phone reports",1
whole plant eating: squash seeds,0
"chewing, and choking, on false (nutritional) equivalence",0
mudbound' oscar nominations place netflix in big leagues,0
visa calls indians to confirm they actually did intend to take on more salary,1
on labor day: the tale of generational struggle for middle class wages,0
unremarkable man resembles burt ward,1
trump announces paris accord decision with ... is that jazz music?,0
least avid sports fan tasked with fetching the next round,1
deadly california wildfire near big sur set to explode in size,0
once homeless student who worked 4 jobs to support family graduates college,0
pond a little too serene,1
nation currently more sympathetic to demise of planet krypton than plight of syria,1
gawker's season of fear and loathing,0
kris kobach defends using a private email for government business,0
man who has clocked 137 hours in rpg can't believe he has to waste precious time watching cutscenes,1
"american people shrug, line up for fingerprinting",1
study: 0% of people die from getting fingers lodged in bowling ball and being dragged down lane,1
this note left in robert griffin iii's locker sure seems like a clue to his future,0
these photos of abandoned places around the world are real creepy,0
thousands protest in moscow against housing plan,0
scandal's joe morton the subject of unsung hollywood season premiere,0
department of agriculture locates perfect goat,1
afro-disney plans scrapped,1
learning to lose in argentina,0
conservatives to white working class: drop dead,0
face of jesus seen on miracle hippie,1
"despite trump, federal 'tort reform' makes a hasty retreat",0
jeopardy! viewer had no idea he knew so much about weasels,1
dateline nbc report inspired by actual events,1
ebola can stay in survivors' semen way longer than expected,0
"how cake became the favorite mode for debate over lgbt rights, other issues",0
will this murder be the first federal hate crime with a trans victim?,0
deputy head of norway's labor party resigns amid sexual harassment allegations,0
south korea to hold presidential election in may to replace impeached leader park geun-hye,0
this adulting thing is hard,0
world bank forecloses on world farm,1
home invasion prompts neighbors to invest in security,0
stressed lab rat breaking out in human ears,1
west bank rioting shatters 45 minutes of middle east peace,1
mental illness and identity: would i shed my bipolar disorder skin?,0
unbeatable 'jeopardy!' champ says key to success is threatening other contestants with nail-studded baseball bat during commercials,1
shadow government attracts shadow protesters,1
dobby the house-elf still brings generosity to the 'harry potter' universe and beyond,0
trump: 'it's my honor to deliver the first-ever state of the union',1
jon stewart and 9/11 responders walk the halls of congress,0
jealous paul ryan asks legislator with 37% approval rating what his secret is,1
new office manager provides terrifying glimpse into plans for regime by placing new collection of teas in drawer,1
"dad with 350,000 airline miles helps families who can't afford holiday travel",0
"ncaa will pull more events from north carolina unless hb2 is repealed, sports group warns",0
well-off white men are 3 times more likely than women to get job interviews,0
5 steps to get you from shy to sociable,0
a somali refugee's american story,0
is allegiance to white supremacy greater than allegiance to god?,0
report: puerto rico situation remains dire despite months of no help whatsoever,1
paul ryan quietly doing seated ab exercises throughout state of the union,1
saudi courts should exhibit independence by protecting speech,0
disillusioned hacker starting to feel like he has no impact on american presidential election,1
parents also proud of unsuccessful child,1
holly madison releasing memoir about life in the playboy mansion,0
"grey's anatomy, what are you trying to tell us about working mothers?",0
soccer and the supporter-built spirit,0
"for a first-time marathoner, there's strength in numbers",0
olive garden voted best italian restaurant in annual 'milwaukee magazine' awards,1
white house blocks seahawks punt,1
katrina commander swears on live tv over puerto rico response,0
woman sets google alert for kevin costner,1
maryland is beating most nations in olympic gold medals,0
oddsmakers say oakland raiders a long shot to finish season,1
kylie jenner spends sunday in a bikini,0
man's area code provides exciting glimpse at past life,1
6 treatable conditions that mimic dementia,0
why terrible news really might keep you up at night,0
congress just gave up its chance to slightly roll back the drug war,0
boeing lays off only guy who knows how to keep wings on plane,1
is facebook making us lonely?,0
using the united fiasco to flourish in the future,0
james corden roasts david beckham for matching outfits with posh,0
last words: kimora blac reflects on her time on 'rupaul's drag race',0
new hampshire lets debunked gay conversion therapy remain legal,0
dhs announces racial profiling free-for-all this sept. 11,1
julie andrews: i've 'just always' been an lgbtq ally,0
hillary clinton sets personal single rep squat record while watching bernie sanders on gym tv,1
what the trump team should consider before axing meals on wheels funds,0
the most dangerous beaches for shark attacks in the u.s.,0
even more evidence that anxiety can be genetic,0
defense department typo results in u.s. attack on ira,1
the indignant and audacious teacher,0
man experiencing first real moment of peace in years resuscitated,1
white house: 'this is not the geologic era to debate gun control',1
"horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire",0
pet dog almost like disgusting family member,1
rubio's mysterious credit card data revealed,0
spicer denies that ending maternity care guarantee would mean women pay more for health care,0
kermit the frog covering shaggy's 2000s classic 'it wasn't me' is comedy gold,0
smoke rings delighting newborn,1
a queer woman embarks on unusual quest for acceptance in new film,0
fighting rages in aleppo as syrian rebels claim to break through siege,0
mtv executive grounds son for recommending good charlotte,1
the progressive 'legend of korra' finale made fans very happy,0
zambia tired of being mentioned in 'news of the weird' section,1
queer icon kate bornstein holds groundbreaking conversation with theda hammel,0
the hunky stars of 'well-strung' put a new twist on a taylor swift smash,0
britney spears loses custody of child to in touch magazine,1
"arby's has been putting more onion bits on their buns,' reports man sinking into heavy depression",1
rare quarter worth 26 cents,1
stop everything: lady gaga is coming to 'rupaul's drag race',0
university suspends all lightweights from campus following fraternity hazing death,1
in-person visits with jailed parents are a child's right,0
nation horrified to learn about war in afghanistan while reading up on petraeus sex scandal,1
trance of 'unreal other',0
"mlb players yordano ventura, andy marte die in separate car crashes",0
camel cash gaining strength against the dollar,1
"wendy's wants consumers to know it's fine with gays, disapproves of interracial marriage",1
completely uninhibited party guest still choosing to talk about work,1
orange is the new black' star tells her own moving story to change minds on immigration,0
senate republicans just blocked a bunch of gun control measures,0
nancy pelosi rushes into living room to hear grandson's first talking point,1
"first trailer to lee daniels' new fox series, 'star'",0
watch a new scene and promo from 'the walking dead' season 6,0
pamela anderson slams australia's treatment of refugee's dog in papua new guinea,0
20-year-old with down syndrome is the youngest business owner in his town,0
women honor harriet tubman with 100-mile trek along the underground railroad,0
trump picks nikki haley for un ambassador,0
vacationing detective just going to pretend like he didn't even see dead body in the woods,1
gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts,0
man doesn't realize date went terribly,1
man invisible on gchat observes world from impregnable perch,1
woman seems too hot to be riding bus,1
tuesday's morning email: take a look at the wildfires devastating california wine country,0
chelsea clinton stops by aclu event to tell america she's not giving up,0
steven spielberg claims he dislikes black actors to get out of cannes jury duty,1
why the electoral college matters,0
"mysterious 'fireball' was actually russian spy satellite, experts say",0
greyhound now offering direct service from kansas to l.a. porn director's driveway,1
"uneasy détente forms between man sitting on patio, bee",1
"black cat runs onto hockey rink, likely dooming san jose sharks",0
kanye wishes the kardashians' reality show was shot like kubrick,0
michael bloomberg states support for bloomberg politics after report he's soured on star journalists,0
father of trump tower climber also has an important message for you,0
new hobby to tide retired man over until death,1
how to advance lgbt rights in red states,0
"roommate, girlfriend never seem to have sex",1
newspaper starting to worry spending so much time on facebook not healthy for it,1
new pub to cater to needs of irish,1
"june, weddings and father's day",0
6th-grade teacher seen making out with gamestop dude,1
dana cole's gps guide for focusing on your wellness,0
"joe biden tells union workers: 'we build labor, we build the middle class'",0
girls charged in slender man attack will be tried as adults,0
absolutely disgusting shower curtain liner has another 3 years left in it,1
leno's voicemail message pauses for laughter,1
friend gearing up to hate the hulk,1
kirk franklin blasts creflo dollar's $65 million private jet campaign,0
celebrities are freaking out as election results roll in,0
abortion buffer-zone ruling in mccullen: the supreme court's facade of unity and the future of abortion rights,0
specifics of hostile takeover fiercely boring,1
ghost hunters' enjoys surprising 100% success rate,1
here's why we need to stop criticizing lebron james,0
jeb bush's super pac blew through $116 million in failed effort,0
long john silver's customer finds deep-fried poseidon head in value meal,1
vanessa williams reveals plans for new album,0
riz ahmed's emmy is a win for south asian representation on tv,0
pitbull slays donald trump over his lewd comments about women,0
"in francis' vatican, the homeless get vip treatment",0
huffpollster: gallup bows out of primary polling,0
desperate barnes & noble to give unlimited free tablets to anyone who walks in store,1
rand paul eats up hoax that john mccain met with isis,0
get ready to lol at this 'force awakens' trailer with jar jar binks,0
"the bridge, an essay (photos)",0
kevin hart wore 'all black for a reason' at the oscars,0
microbrewer trying to work dog into name of new seasonal beer,1
arkansas begins listing some same-sex parents on birth certificates,0
obama's legacy is proving far harder to erase than trump imagined,0
giant altoid headed toward earth'curiously strong' celestial body will extinguish all life,1
working while sick isn't a hillary thing. it's an american thing.,0
i was denied entry to a county courthouse because i am a muslim woman,0
another mass shooting and more prayers. america has officially given up.,0
"next supreme court term will be 'more important than any in the last 50 years,' court watcher says",0
firefighters turned away from exclusive nightclub blaze,1
film character moves into beautiful brooklyn brownstone after getting dream publishing job,1
pearl harbor survivors do the mannequin challenge like seasoned pros,0
cottonelle adds blue strip to toilet paper but keeps what it does a secret,1
lindsay wagner to star in anything offered her,1
loyal dog waits patiently for 7 whole days for owner to come home,0
exit from apartment delayed 20 seconds to avoid pleasantries with neighbor,1
dog chained up for decade has sweetest reaction to being set free,0
ben carson says college protests against racism could spark 'anarchy',0
biden lines up sweet summer gig installing above-ground swimming pools,1
drunk driver found hiding in nativity scene after crashing car: police,0
how current eating disorder discourse fails the lgbtq community. and how we can change that.,0
chuck todd's warning to gop,0
"loud, desperate need for approval' leads tony nominations",1
barack obama's endorsement couldn't come at a better time for hillary clinton,0
congress might actually pass a permanent 9/11 bill,0
horrifying email from ex-girlfriend titled 'a few things',1
"marketers -- when is ""who and why?"" more important than ""where?""",0
india opens new mohandas k. gandhi nuclear-testing facility,1
"nation dutifully gets in cars, stands in line, watches new star wars movie",1
illiterate spirit frustrates ouija- board players,1
media intern looking forward to moving up at company that won't exist in 8 months,1
alaskan gray wolf can't believe no one told him he's got snow on nose,1
10 reasons not wearing yoga pants should be illegal,0
internet not quite done milking cory monteith's death for all it worth,1
illinois neglects child care payments for needy families,0
down the rabbit hole: a tale of suicide and macaroni,0
"sick of light pollution? head to a national park, study says.",0
the sanders phenomenon,0
kennedy center to dishonor gilbert gottfried,1
black and decker introduces new 72-inch tree whacker,1
are we really sure we want a president pence?,0
twin wwii pilots celebrate 92nd birthdays with bird's eye view,0
bored assistant principal browses through confiscated items,1
brad pitt bored with sight of jennifer aniston's naked body,1
trump: 'i remember flying the plane that bombed the uss arizona during pearl harbor',1
american airlines to phase out complimentary cabin pressurization,1
failed attempt at hyperbole yields dead-on statistic,1
uninsured man hopes his symptoms diagnosed this week on house,1
women honor harriet tubman with 100-mile trek along the underground railroad,0
terrible fucking taste sweeps teen choice awards,1
5 ways nail salon workers are winning: victory in new york state legislature,0
will ferrell is really pumped about the usa-germany game,0
hundreds of people will work to make sure woody harrelson's live movie goes smoothly,0
spinal tap' spoof of donald trump's abc interview turns it up to 11,0
partygoers drunkenly recite 4-h pledge,1
france's far-right leader calls on europeans to follow u.s. and 'wake up',0
prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run,0
this woman may be the world's proudest grandma,0
how do you survive an ostrich attack? watch this video.,0
nba stars send thoughts and prayers to lamar odom,0
why lady pop stars have no time for slacker anthems,0
"students punished for sexual assault should have transcripts marked, title ix group says",0
first date in six months to be last date in six years,1
watch an animal lover save a rabbit from southern california fire,0
"columbus day protests once again erupt as nation struggles with its dark, anti-italian past",1
in memory of the ms st. louis,0
daily show' eviscerates trump's black and white view of law and order,0
evangelical christians enter 10th day of vigil outside your house,1
bill clinton has unibeam installed in chest,1
we might be all wrong about robots taking our jobs,0
palestinians suspicious of al-aqsa surveillance promoted by kerry,0
aid workers face an underreported sexual violence crisis,0
why 'it's the thought that counts' is an outdated phrase,0
mila kunis sold unlicensed boyband t-shirts on the side while filming 'that 70s show',0
siri's creators say they've made something for you,0
botanists discover trees are all slowly trying to strangle each other,1
world leaders pour into washington to pay last respects to dying nation,1
bill gates finally getting into radiohead's kid a,1
"william baldwin 'wouldn't vote' for trump, but knows why so many others might",0
8 lessons for life while traveling,0
middle manager announces plans to skedaddle,1
king ralph fails to become hip retro reference,1
year abroad changes student's worldview for one year,1
temple university receives anonymous donation to build center for discrediting rape allegations,1
why we should care about changes in the pharmaceutical industry,0
6 reasons wisconsin should make the college football playoff,0
last remaining ivory-billed woodpecker really squandering species' final weeks,1
a poem i wrote after my parents told me i'm on the autism spectrum,0
"aatish taseer talks sanskrit, the dangerous power of english, and his new novel",0
chinese takeout restaurant has seen man at his worst,1
geithner refuses to come down off capitol dome,1
ja rule on fyre festival: 'not my fault',0
body given false hope with first piece of fruit in 9 days,1
"taco bell, where a 'lifetime of food' costs just $10,000",0
"horseconnect, the social network for horses, bought for $1 billion",1
time traveler from the year 1998 warns nation not to elect newt gingrich,1
signature wedding cocktail provides guests with another thing to quietly make fun of,1
a model for the future: funding the end of childhood illness together,0
8 life lessons you can learn from bruce springsteen,0
jeb bush wants to cut all energy subsidies,0
area man stops self after eating 3 advent calendars,1
changing the human narrative,0
backpacker planning to shatter europeans' preconceptions of americans,1
obama pledges to do more to stop the 'epidemic of gun violence',0
trump's budget nominee still thinks social security is a ponzi scheme,0
lizard planning to bite new owner first chance it gets,1
gay couple has banal sex,1
bartender hurt by unfinished drink,1
boy scouts celebrate proud history of preparing teens for not having cool friends,1
stephen curry is way better than his dad at playing horse,0
democratic scouts head to tampa to get closer look at mitt romney,1
showers with girlfriend increasingly cleansing-focused,1
youtuber wastes 2 whole minutes explaining how to prep a deck for sealant as if viewer total moron,1
"everything, everything' answers calls for more movies about women of color just being women",0
40-foot american flag pin welded to statue of liberty,1
quaker scientists formulate world's oldest-fashioned oatmeal,1
air pollution linked to millions of premature births around the globe,0
school janitor's summer as human already a distant memory,1
update: taylor swift back together with ex-boyfriend christopher dorner,1
gay bishop announces divorce,0
clinton reelected by wide margin,1
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
bashar al-assad shares laugh with military leaders over time he once wanted to be a doctor and help people,1
"firefighters rescue man after heart attack, then finish mowing his lawn",0
claire danes is expecting baby number two with hugh dancy,0
world's richest lose $194 billion in first trading week of 2016,0
a socal brunch spot was caught using popeyes chicken in its dishes,0
artist starving for a reason,1
antidepressant medication label reminds users that pill should never be mixed with long look in mirror,1
california extends state worker travel ban to 4 'discriminatory' states,0
taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust',0
"11 odd household objects that will intrigue you, then frustrate you beyond belief",0
teach for america celebrates 3 decades of helping recent graduates pad out law school applications,1
daily meditation: mantra,0
new york times throws vicious oscars shade at kevin spacey,0
trump: 'any shooting actually inspired by me would have left thousands dead',1
national women's hockey league player comes out as transgender,0
epa releases annual list of cities where tap water probably fine to drink but tastes kinda off,1
meryl streep weighs in on the 'are hot dogs sandwiches?' debate,0
hillary clinton pledges not to cut social security benefits,0
house republican proposes bill to prohibit use of private email servers,0
pharmaceutical rep assures doctor he personally tries every drug he promotes,1
ernie hudson reportedly joins bill murray and dan aykroyd in 'ghostbusters' reboot,0
comic liz miele's animated series 'damaged' celebrates first season,0
twitter roasts mariah carey for 'disaster' hot tea moment during new year's performance,0
heroic officer rescues skunk on same street where he once saved ducklings,0
lin-manuel miranda takes bow as hamilton one last time,0
panicking flu swears it didn't mean to kill old lady,1
john kelly denies any knowledge of staffer's misconduct that will break in few month's time,1
lesbian hen enjoying hen house,1
federal court in seattle also rules against trump's transgender military ban,0
of course dick morris might join the trump campaign,0
the senate's stealth raid on seniors' health care,0
8-bit versions of famous art and pop icons are all kinds of yes,0
medical breakthrough provides elderly woman with 2 extra years of inconveniencing family,1
toddler figures it about time to shove whole plastic easter egg into mouth,1
archaeologists discover cave where ancient humans first had to pretend to like friend's art,1
gorsuch and rbg - the new 'odd couple'?,0
area man cleans apartment once every relationship,1
podiatrists recommend getting feet rotated every 6 months,1
don't do this while trying to conceive,0
how to reduce barriers to better lgbtq healthcare,0
mark sanford's fiancee found out about split from facebook post,0
"richie rich' comics introduces new, even gayer character",1
dad finally found in front of tvs at sears,1
superstitious ocean blaming all its weird behavior on the moon,1
distributor will not release new louis c.k. film after sexual misconduct report,0
why we 'freeze' in uncomfortable situations,0
11 times the olsen twins dressed in a shambles and still looked better than you,0
like boxes of shit in your house? get a cat,1
bill maher lets 'impish brit' milo yiannopoulos off easy,0
hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union,0
"en passant,' whispers mueller as he knocks another pawn off chessboard in shadowy, dimly lit office",1
"activists rally behind pope's message on climate, the poor",0
republicans should worry about losing the house,0
congolese rebel can't bring himself to care about congolese war,1
u.s. refuses to allow u.n. weapons inspectors back into iraq,1
male gaze falls on buffalo chicken bites,1
supercuts now offering to give customers baths for $14.99,1
barron trump sprints off convention stage in tears after missing note during clarinet solo performance,1
never trump' movement isn't impressed with its rumored presidential pick,0
republican party boss dismisses trump threat to run as independent,0
dirty slush machine provides children in florida taste of winter,1
competition for low-wage jobs hurts kids looking for summer work,0
families of japanese-american civil rights leaders join legal fight against travel ban,0
will smith shooting scene witness shocked by alleged shooter cardell hayes' calm behavior,0
trump nominee wants to keep agency now that he'd get paid to run it,0
it is not all farm to table,0
"keystone xl looking more unlikely than ever, despite house vote to approve this dirty energy project",0
romney thanks state he was born and raised in for just barely giving him enough votes to beat total maniac,1
"state trooper kills unarmed suspect as he attempts to flee, police say",0
activism is the new girl gang,0
local woman dies of lost cell phone,1
area man expected to work with these incompetents,1
bungling bicycle-riding robbery suspect is foiled by wet weather,0
delirious rover hallucinates water on mars,1
"an invitation to kill': proxies, foreign powers in syria endanger civilians",0
the call to 'restore' for this and every july 4: frederick douglass echoes through the ages,0
jon stewart co-hosts sportscenter to support wounded veteran athletes,0
icymi: explaining ted cruz's face and a zika conspiracy theory,0
this teacher remixes rap songs like 'bad and boujee' to teach history lessons,0
hope hicks named white house communications director,0
suarez's bite felt strongest in uruguay,0
woman with amazing rack told she has beautiful eyes,1
jacob's pillow dance festival 2014 - daniel ulbricht/ballet 2014,0
trump says wasteful nea hasn't produced single valuable work since claes oldenburg's 'giant three-way plug',1
15 popular travel destinations you should avoid in the summer,0
don't raise the massachusetts charter cap just yet,0
stephen hawking leaves behind beautiful legacy of unheeded warnings to humanity,1
area cat allergic to kevin strenlow dander,1
follow-up tests confirm president trump's 19 other personalities also perfectly healthy,1
former treasury secretary hank paulson says he will vote for hillary clinton,0
study finds growing number of americans would be comfortable with female pep boy,1
person one season ahead in tv show doling out counsel like wise elder,1
"ukrainian band lyudska podoba talks patriarchy, sexualities and trojan horses",0
google launches 'the google' for older adults,1
spongebob' fans will love this pineapple-shaped villa in punta cana,0
"the vergara era, part 1: how we got here",0
nation's ninetysomethings gear up for last year of their lives,1
new study recommends insects spend at least 30 minutes skittering per day,1
jared kushner mercilessly mocked over reported security clearance downgrade,0
this woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible,0
saltless pretzel hangs alone in bulb-heated rack,1
pulitzer board adds giant pumpkin category,1
"fuck you,' obama says in hilarious correspondents' dinner speech",1
grocery-store worker can't bear to eat food anymore,1
could your family escape a house fire in time?,0
zell miller named first secretary of offense,1
in the event of a water landing,0
is data hoarding necessary for lawful surveillance?,0
defunded planned parenthood reassures supporters it has enough fetus cash to keep going,1
nation demands more movies where guy reveals he was wearing bulletproof vest,1
limbaugh says drug addiction a remnant of clinton administration,1
playing monopoly with our lives,0
the peace process is dying at the hands of israel with help from hamas,0
nyc health department cracks down on food vendors who fail to wipe off meat with rag,1
the hilarious hipster classifieds you'll (probably) never see online,0
obamacare enrollees anxiously await supreme court decision that threatens their coverage,0
"one app you need if you want the new, cheap iphone",0
open-minded voter waits almost 5 minutes into debate to decide who won,1
yelp employee fired after public post to ceo saying she can't afford food,0
the five stages of empty-nest syndrome,0
author to use water as metaphor,1
"sometimes it feels like you're the only one who understands me,' whispers trump to white house roach infestation",1
sessions disqualified all dominicans. senators must now disqualify him.,0
it kind of sweet ceo thinks he doing good job,1
funniest parenting tweets: what moms and dads said on twitter this week,0
microsoft's solitaire is turning 25!,0
first latino arab-american running for congress views his heritage as an asset,0
white house graciously accepts saudi prince's thank-you gift of severed yemeni head,1
"ben carson leading in iowa, new surveys find",0
"no, not trump, not ever",0
that knife guy from high school arrested in knife-related incident,1
the magical dolphins of slovenia,0
amber rose encourages iggy azalea to 'date a bunch of hot guys' to get over nick young,0
least corrupt politician in illinois history sentenced to 14 years in prison,1
the sixth season of 'downton abbey' will reportedly be its last,0
huffpollster: voters remain very negative about donald trump and hillary clinton,0
homeless man has nice summer tan going,1
fear is just one big joke,0
trump boys smash father's cell phone to search for chinese spies,1
police find adorable little skeleton,1
prince george and princess charlotte steal the show at pippa middleton's wedding,0
"want a simpler tax code? sure, but it will cost you.",0
bill maher calls out donald trump's racism with spot-on monologue,0
viewer prepared to believe whatever documentary tells him about coral reefs,1
gloria steinem warns that donald trump & state laws will endanger women's rights,0
wednesday's morning email: trump to meet with mexico's president,0
"25-year-old moving into comfortable, rent-free arrangement in parents' home worried he's hit rock bottom",1
donald trump will produce upcoming 'celebrity apprentice',0
thousands gather in louisville to pay final respects to muhammad ali,0
vain galápagos tortoise trying to pass for 90,1
"yoga, mindfulness and weight management",0
halle berry calls will smith a 'champion for diversity in hollywood',0
4-year-old singing with her dad is the epitome of cute,0
getting the facts right about the ferguson grand jury decision,0
"as you can see, they are quite harmless,' says uber representative guiding detective through warehouse of sleeping autonomous cars",1
cam newton thanks panthers fans after nfc championship season,0
thousands of pigs rescued in china after photos of flooded barn go viral,0
area man has no idea how he got on hamas e-mail list,1
hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign,1
jaime king reveals she experienced 'years of abuse as a minor' in moving message,0
decorative throw pillow positively aching for a quick plump,1
kendall jenner is 'wonder'-fully blonde in vogue,0
milkshake almost ruined by breakup,1
corporation surprised to see its tax money circle back around to it so soon,1
"man shoots up bathroom when occupant takes too long, police say",0
vietnamese singer wins international transgender beauty pageant,0
chuck schumer warns gop not to change the rules to confirm neil gorsuch,0
donald trump descends into steak-fueled madness,0
arsenio hall writers still keeping in touch,1
the false resurrection of george w. bush,0
to serve and to keep: responding to pope francis' call to become protectors of creation,0
scott walker-backed candidate defeated in wisconsin supreme court race,0
stephen miller enraged after discovering cantaloupe he's fucking from mexico,1
advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic,1
only adult left in trump administration named 'mad dog',1
acoustic-guitar-wielding trump tells congress 'this here's the story of america',1
father of muslim american war hero: we cannot defeat terror by dividing america,0
psychic fall cometh!,0
silvio berlusconi swears dancer was of legal age when he paid her for sex using state money,1
new pixar employees required to watch adorable sexual harassment video,1
wisconsin students trumped the rest with their pumpkin decorating,0
a true-life love story: what my grandparents taught me about devotion,0
shell assures nation most arctic wildlife to go extinct well before next spill,1
inept coworker increasingly difficult to fantasize about,1
universal remote latest step in area man's plan for total living room domination,1
two-thirds of high- school marching band just pretending to play,1
police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video,0
you're hired! change the process to fill the gender gap so women in tech win,0
evening's events immediately recapped with digital-camera slide show,1
"donald trump sold his investment in carrier's parent company, transition team says",0
chrissy teigen wants you to survive your post-election thanksgiving,0
entire room mentally shaving man's facial hair,1
kylie jenner and tyga got way handsy in the club like no one was snapchatting,0
visibly flu-stricken choir kid really dragging down whole christmas pageant,1
jesse helms treed by coon hounds,1
j. k. rowling mocks donald trump with magical 'harry potter' taunt,0
lights go on: part xxxxii -- the power of her name,0
dunbar family forced to discontinue print edition of christmas newsletter,1
toilet-paper edge given classy appearance with triangular fold,1
study: floating heap of trash now ocean's apex predator,1
puppy love leads to human baby,1
former conservative recalls belittling tirade from college student that brought him over to left,1
87% of millennials donated to charity last year and you should stop calling them selfish: report,0
customer service operator safely in remote location,1
troop leader awards boy scout with 'tried to save best friend' badge,1
stormy daniels '60 minutes' interview leads to spike in pornhub searches for anderson cooper,1
baseball team creates in-stadium nursing suite for moms,0
paralympian made tv host who wears prosthetic leg 'proud to be disabled',0
woman nervously reaches for cell phone as suspicious black man tells her today's soup is minestrone,1
financing the flames -- nif parade fracas pushes outraged jewish groups to define mainstream,0
jeff bezos named amazon employee of the month,1
supreme ruler of laundry room moves load of clothes from washer to top of washer,1
the black keys new album 'turn blue' is now available to stream in full,0
"support small business' demands sign in window of boutique open five hours a day, three days a week",1
war criminal a grandpa,1
boston globe offers 'spotlight' fellowship to fund investigations,0
"mike pence disappointed in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who permitted women to attend march",1
laptop really getting off from having both usb ports stuffed,1
pope francis worried about job security after butting heads with new god,1
unpaid internship a really great experience for local company,1
michelle obama hails 'black panther' for inspiring 'people of all backgrounds',0
u.s. to slow down relationship with uruguay,1
taylor swift grateful kanye west controversy taking heat off new swastika tattoo,1
leah remini claims she was pressured to bring kevin james into scientology,0
apple unveils single colossal iphone all americans can use at once,1
freaky february heat waves trigger more chills over climate change,0
fox news doctor: ben carson was right about guns and the holocaust,0
"despite accusations of fraud and deception, will globe university be expanding to your state?",0
mysterious necrotic skin disease continues to eat away at baby's face weeks after being kissed by ted cruz,1
stoned extraterrestrial stumbles across hidden message after listening to golden record backwards,1
punk band has something against local newscaster for some reason,1
councilman calls on baltimore rappers to inspire students,0
local homemaker fights to overcome rubbermaid™ addiction,1
fed lowers the boom on wells fargo after years of grotesque scandals,0
sweden to experiment with six-hour workday,0
al jazeera america to shut down by end of april,0
8 healthy snacks to keep hunger at bay,0
fda approves new pasta shape,1
"pope celebrates mass in havana, warns against dangers of ideology",0
we are america. immigrants are us.,0
more americans putting off marriage until ultimatum,1
freshness escaping from bag of peas,1
stephen curry signs an insane deal with golden state warriors,0
fbi deputy director touched by heavily redacted farewell card from bureau coworkers,1
study finds owning cool leather jacket more rewarding than raising children,1
why the teacher walkouts sweeping the country are a feminist issue,0
russian nuclear submarine catches fire in shipyard,0
"christie describes isis as grave, towering, meaty threat to u.s. while staring at diner patron's corned beef sandwich",1
report: this week's all fucking hell breaking loose projected to be 30% more insane than last week's complete shitshow,1
biologists confirm foxes sneakiest little fuckers in animal kingdom,1
critics say kentucky's new 'religious freedom' bill targets lgbtq students,0
senator struggling to weigh interests of entire constituency against nothing,1
there was only one thing this driver could do to avoid a head-on crash,0
how my obsession with gore and death actually makes my life better,0
"d-wade, udonis haslem, and lebron opt out",0
missouri attorney general finds no evidence planned parenthood mishandled fetal tissue,0
don't pay another bill until you pay this,0
u.s. deportation rates hit a 10-year low,0
"controlling birth, controlling pregnant women",0
man calls trust fund savings,1
friday's morning email: here's how trump is undermining obamacare,0
dramatic images from devastating southern california wildfires,0
"listen up, girlfriends: we need each other",0
bill & melinda gates shocked to learn ghanaian school never intended to pay back money lent to them,1
new study finds nothing that will actually convince you to change your lifestyle so just forget it,1
spring on spring street: a tale of rebirth,0
carly fiorina scores well on social media in face-off with trump,0
"americans say they're ok with blackface, other offensive costumes",0
"scott walker's terrible, no good, very bad week",0
of course jesus is black: 'that s**t doesn't happen to white people',0
bad-ass engagement ring also tells the time and temperature,1
incredible new slate of documentaries to elevate everyday lgbt heroes,0
veterans are pissed at trump for not knowing how to spell marine corps,0
jakob dylan still not convinced father a better songwriter,1
colin kaepernick calls high school team's die-in protest courageous,0
waters tested as 12-year-old says 'shit' in front of mom for first time,1
senate bill may answer a decades-old request,0
only time employee has ever done job is when training replacement,1
puppy love leads to human baby,1
desperate chives marketing board launches 'big bowl o' chives in the mornin'' campaign,1
watch a new scene and promo from 'the walking dead' season 6,0
rival dojo in for big surprise at regionals,1
"orrin hatch: 'as a father of daughters, i don't give a flying fuck what happens to them'",1
starship crew heroically saves screen,1
"huffpollster: hillary clinton leads, but by how much?",0
employees on other end of conference call just want it to be over,1
lena waithe stuns at met gala as a queer superhero,0
acknowledging the past,0
"after careful thought, teen applies to college where family donated building",1
asian-american cops sue california police department over discrimination,0
5 things i miss most about marriage but never want again,0
that time mariel hemingway made out with all the women on 'snl',0
condom indicted on 400 million counts of spermicide,1
dina and caroline manzo get blunt about family feud,0
pizza hut's new 'skinny slice' isn't quite a dream come true,0
girl from coffee shop seen at bar with guy from record store,1
ex-wall street banker convicted of giving his father insider tips,0
friend who's into politics makes you feel stupid again,1
dnc honors historic nominee by dropping broken glass shards from ceiling,1
dallas politician tells nra to get lost unless it's ready to talk reform,0
black ribbon in the balsam,0
the outsider has officially squeezed its way inside the art world,0
bernie sanders: 'it is not a radical idea' to ask for a $15 minimum wage,0
poll: support for afghanistan war up among americans who love horrible situations,1
blade runner 2049' is even better than the original,0
collection agency holding nation as collateral until trump pays off business debts,1
nation exhibits strange preoccupation with manner in which food is processed,1
"alignment of 6,071 completely independent variables necessary for man to feel okay",1
u.s. loses u.n. membership after soapy bo obama jumps up on secretary-general,1
area mom was waiting in the car for 20 minutes,1
report: north dakota leads nation in parking availability,1
zuckerberg to trump: time for a reality check on immigration,0
tania bruguera: 'in cuba we have learned our duties very well but not our rights',0
dna swab nabs suspect in vanessa marcotte's killing,0
aarp warns of sweepstakes scams,0
tall young girl told she should play basketball,1
driver rattled by brush with death for nearly 10 seconds,1
realtor obligated to tell potential buyers about murder happening in basement,1
trump's talk on terror and iraq has experts worried about a coming backlash,0
former trump aide sam nunberg says mueller probe 'not a witch hunt',0
new arrivals consult wise couple who have been at resort for 3 days already,1
paul mccartney admits the beatles felt 'threatened' by yoko ono,0
"emporia, kansas named best small town in america to escape from",1
gun lobbyist warns gun owners could resort to 'bullet box' if they don't like election results,0
"tearful trump puts down ladle, walks out of soup kitchen after learning charitable foundation shutting down",1
taylor swift says ryan adams' 1989 cover album is 'such an honor',0
need for coffee overrides scalding sensation,1
entertainment weekly wins excellence-in-caption-pun award,1
hog executed farmland style,1
connecticut considers a soda tax,0
fashion industry pretends to care about plus-size models,1
rookie justice gorsuch assigned to supreme court overnight shift,1
23-hour suicide watch a failure,1
well-off white men are 3 times more likely than women to get job interviews,0
endangered wildlife to be given new identities in species protection program,1
parking-ramp attendant moves slightly,1
twitter introduces red x mark to verify users it's okay to harass,1
gone with the wind' actress says turning 100 is her best role,0
andy cohen and taylor swift are over their katy perry drama,0
"donald trump signs spending bill, averting government shutdown",0
"if you're graduating this year, you need to read this",0
this congressman's story perfectly illustrates gop obstructionism toward obama,0
pro governing: is it faked?,1
19 unusual baby names that celebrities love,0
jimmy carter mediating dispute between martin luther king jr.'s heirs,0
new after-school program aims to keep children off streets for additional 45 minutes,1
friday's morning email: hackers reportedly target u.s. nuclear plants,0
area man visits haiti to check up on $10 donation,1
colbert's mcdonald's all-day breakfast prophecies are coming true,0
"activists rally behind pope's message on climate, the poor",0
7 things the earth would totally tweet if it could,0
thursday's morning email: government shutdown threat looms over border wall faceoff,0
a letter to parents at the start of a new school year,0
zoologists thrilled after successfully getting pair of bengal tigers to 69 in captivity,1
"these last two are gonna be real turds,' george r.r. martin assures fans",1
jerky boys accidentally prank-call last remaining fan,1
mike bloomberg apologizes for giving his top political journalists a watergate-era nickname,0
the continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare,0
lessons from a president's day accident,0
trump's epa pick went easy on industry that backed him: report,0
poll: 100% of grandsons talented,1
community mural depicts misshapen globs of all races,1
congress raises killing age to 19,1
wreckage of cargo ship lost during hurricane joaquin believed to be found,0
total idiot resorting to tribalism decades before climate catastrophe makes it necessary,1
time running out on second-keg fund drive,1
iran releases 4 american prisoners after months of top-secret negotiations,0
what's left of pamela anderson married again,1
nypd weighs allowing chokeholds following eric garner death,0
italian recipes that are oldies but goodies,0
flu takes down biggest guy in office as warning to rest of staff,1
bartender refuses to acknowledge patron's regular status,1
the true gifts of the holidays,0
report: none of the 31 americans qualified to be president running this year,1
man who spent last 2 years drawing pictures of trump and putin making out beginning to realize just how wrong he's been,1
does your writing reveal secrets about your leadership?,0
beautiful boozy cadbury creme egg milkshakes!,0
man annoyed at being mistaken for employee just because he driving forklift through store,1
sunday roundup,0
the boehner era may be coming to an end,0
mindful parenting: how to respond instead of react,0
tiny horse lives large with labrador pal,0
denver mayor's son caught on tape berating cop as a 'faggot',0
an american in paris on broadway,0
the immorality of trump's new travel ban,0
ibm closes jew-tracking division after decades of declining revenue,1
naacp calls for more diversity in police lineups,1
scientists get first-ever glimpse of elusive mineral,0
peaceful protest interrupted by swarm of aggressive black-clad militants,1
new stapler makes all other staplers look like worthless shit,1
the 'psychics to the stars' sound off on queer astrology,0
costa rica's green energy feat shows hope for the planet,0
executive reschedules wife's birthday for october,1
husband chooses car based on lowest passenger-side impact rating,1
prince george and princess charlotte steal the show at the royal wedding,0
5 big misconceptions about life that threaten your happiness,0
sinclair broadcasting orders local anchors to record bizarre 'hostage' video,0
officials struggling to condense trump's intelligence briefing down to one word,1
woman wonders whatever happened to those rainforests she gave $5 to save that one time,1
nation's tall asked to stand in back,1
q-tip releases new multi-pronged family swab,1
trump regrets choosing kavanaugh after supreme court nominee keeps talking about how much he respects women,1
iowa resident has opinion month too late,1
highlighting in used copy of plato's republic stops on page 17,1
report: 3 players in nfl currently do not have concussions,1
border patrol violence must stop,0
13 ways to reduce stress at the office without embarrassing yourself,0
bernie sanders suspends staffer for being as tough on israel as he is,0
now that's what i call shitty music 8 tops album charts,1
south dakota asked to water north dakota's crops over the weekend,1
3 simple steps to restart your life,0
thomas whitby's ascent as a connected educator,0
left behind,0
"bear eats 20 pounds of dog food, promptly dozes off",0
"train collision in belgium kills 3, injures 40",0
8-year-old palestinian boy pleasantly surprised he hasn't been killed yet,1
chipotle is testing queso in hopes of turning business back around,0
how to be a hero: insight from the milgram experiment,0
"want a simpler tax code? sure, but it will cost you.",0
man taking photo with ipad oblivious to how badass he looks,1
officials investigating hugh hefner's death suspect foreplay,1
unesco designates new world heritage sites,0
"tresspasser enters schools, sings justin bieber songs, police say",0
no way old man in park not thinking about dead wife,1
"larry kramer's the normal heart bleeds for all of us (well, not quite all)",0
photographer says instagram couldn't handle portraits of women's pubic hair,0
a guide to the perfect day in rio,0
gore begins training for 2004 election in remote mountain cabin,1
an apology to my fellow black woman,0
"dutch heath authorities to kill 8,000 ducks to prevent bird flu",0
this marvelous mess,0
daryl dixon's big secret is finally revealed,0
goodwill employees shaken by gigantic pants,1
father's day gift way shittier than mother's day gift,1
celebrities celebrate fourth of july with some fun in the sun,0
"i need feminism, so why do some feminists exclude me?",0
this 'jaws' analogy did not end well for mike huckabee,0
national security council distracted by whimpering jared kushner pawing at door throughout meeting,1
"greek bailout talks delayed once again, official says",0
syrian man kept up all night by neighbors dying,1
it's not as easy as you think to spot a gerrymandered map,0
face it: ted cruz won the republican debate,0
enron executives blamed for missing employee donut fund,1
tiffani thiessen's daughter and newborn son are beyond adorable,0
biden forges president's signature on executive order to make december dokken history month,1
thousands of pigs rescued in china after photos of flooded barn go viral,0
minimum-wage increases: the justice of redistribution,0
romney tells heartbreaking lie about single mother of 4 he never met,1
baby dies after dad seen allegedly beating him while driving,0
local sea cow tired of all the lies,1
poll: majority of americans ready to give up on u.s. if someone else goes first,1
trump to send jared kushner and envoy to middle east for israeli-palestinian peace talks,0
trump complains entire personality rigged against him,1
report: 57% of all activism involves petitions to bring back discontinued food items,1
white house insists it won't dictate the manner in which kavanaugh exonerated,1
bathroom bill' inspires north carolina rep to come out as bisexual,0
how every american knows what fbi director comey did was wrong,0
area man eats breakfast for dinner in desperate attempt to reinvent his life,1
"the way we see: this artweek.la (may 26, 2014)",0
"jake hyland of kansas city, mo chosen as nation's designated survivor in case rest of country wiped out during presidential address",1
"the easiest winter hacks for getting through a long, cold season",0
meghan heffern of the cw's backpackers is a mickey mouse fan,0
gop party chairman really doesn't want to talk about abolishing the irs,0
police repeatedly shoot tim cook after mistaking iphone for gun,1
police make first arrest in connection to oregon militia standoff,0
woman finds it worrying that all of new boyfriend's previous relationships ended in breakups,1
queer eye' emotionally reflects on the unique challenges black gay men face,0
senate bill may answer a decades-old request,0
if trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees,0
scientists discover mollusks are next evolutionary stage for humans,1
supreme court justice application asks for 3 sample opinions,1
"hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win",0
russia calls u.s. move to better arm syrian rebels a 'hostile act',0
hilary duff's heartbreaking instagram shows how hard it is to lose a pet,0
"no, the queen isn't being shady about meghan markle and prince harry's wedding",0
scientific journal releases list of year's top 100 compounds,1
cuba joins one billion rising to end violence against women,0
is paul ryan helping to support the white supremacist movement?,0
the damaging belief that's keeping you from finding calm,0
the horrible awkwardness and angst of being a beginner: in aikido or at anything,0
the 6 secrets of self-control,0
"i must make sure you have the skills to please my grandson,' says queen elizabeth disrobing before meghan markle",1
jamie foxx does a really good doc rivers impersonation,0
hands-off mom lets kids create own psychological issues,1
georgia to provide planned parenthood with free std test kits again,0
ceo's funeral a networking dream,1
gender equality won't just change women's lives -- it'll change everyone's,0
toddler adjusting to society after serving 2-minute timeout,1
the 14 new style stars who will light up the red carpet in 2016,0
iran protests: civil rights movement or revolution?,0
desperate hillary to obama: 'next vote wins',1
donald trump jr.'s thanksgiving conversation starter tips spectacularly backfire,0
allstate charged with operating protection racket,1
states' rights rancher ryan bundy to run for nevada governor,0
supercuts ceo apologizes for number of customers scalped every month,1
area man has some pretty shitty mob ties,1
eating entire box of donuts not originally part of evening's plan,1
8-year-old spreads love in the classroom with braille valentines,0
i was pranked by muhammed ali,0
ass' finally inducted into video game hall of fame,1
"broken windows, broken trust",0
"obama poll watch -- december, 2014",0
niall horan and james corden parody ginuwine's 'pony' in this halloween treat,0
"msnbc host: trump's rallies aren't fun, they're fascist",0
fat girl euphemized,1
scientists confirm first case of zika transmission from article to reader,1
daddy yankee becomes first latino artist to reach no. 1 on spotify,0
royal baby already crawling,1
parents at graduation celebrate child's last accomplishment,1
lindsey graham got 800 on his sats and won't stop talking about his bad grades,0
obama slips 'hope' into speech for the fans,1
friend who's going through difficult emotional time carefully avoided,1
i tried these 4 meal kit services so you don't have to,0
lazy event planner throws 'bags of ice'–themed party,1
man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips,1
what to do if you feel traumatized by the las vegas shooting,0
older voters are suffering the greatest election stress. here's why.,0
trump's epa pick went easy on industry that backed him: report,0
"i have four young children,' says kellyanne conway in most disturbing public statement to date",1
policewoman flashed more than her badge at cop conference: report,0
beloved mcdonald's fry cook honored with huge retirement party,0
school friends don't find camp songs funny,1
christina aguilera to guest judge on 'rupaul's drag race' season premiere,0
this 'secret life of pets' clip is a documentary about what your critter pals do all day,0
"medicine has a sexism problem, and it's making sick women sicker",0
"heroic man rushes into movie theater, saves 4 seats",1
senate still at odds over zika funding with only 3 days left before summer break,0
"whitey bulger ordered the murder of 19 people,' reports anonymous rat bastard",1
this interfaith couple refuses to let their parents keep them apart,0
what your movements may reveal about how you'll get along with another person,0
nra touts oliver north's expertise at avoiding jail time for colluding with hostile foreign powers,1
epa releases annual list of cities where tap water probably fine to drink but tastes kinda off,1
tina fey is worried about what the internet is doing to society,0
eight million americans rescued from poverty with redefinition of term,1
changing channel on local bar's tv more of a process than area man anticipated,1
last few republican senators form roman tortoise,1
"sport for good: nelson mandela's vision, one community at a time",0
serious mitt romney demanding to be addressed as 'mitthew' now,1
zero deforestation commitments the first step towards certified palm oil,0
serena williams used her tennis superpowers to take down phone thief,0
study: 25-foot-tall asian women remain underrepresented in media,1
man confused by compliment from person whose career he can't help,1
icymi: explaining ted cruz's face and a zika conspiracy theory,0
"greece's rock portrait gallery, from craggy ogres to de gaulle's nose: suspended in mid-air on the looney front, part ii",0
wendy williams faints on live tv dressed as the statue of liberty,0
new york post sportswriter claims he was fired for anti-trump tweet,0
it takes us' photo project shows survivors of gun violence,0
there are fewer asian americans than you might think,0
invisibility cloak may be moving closer to reality,0
someone made a trump-putin facebook friend anniversary video,0
magazine editor undergoes sleek new redesign,1
vatican quickly performs damage control on pope's tolerant remarks,1
bryan bishop talks outvets in boston's st. patrick's day parade and more (audio),0
refrigerator wins american appliance,1
the fda should even the score for women's sexual health,0
jimmy carter says he has melanoma that has spread to his brain,0
arkansas plans to execute 2 convicted killers on monday,0
what's it like waiting for donald trump to take office? a career federal employee spills the beans,0
hero cop receives hero's lap dance,1
now it's burger king renouncing us citizenship -- let's eat somewhere else,0
rush limbaugh tucks shirt back in following animated flat tax rant,1
christian resistance to trump is growing,0
man wondering when 'ocean's 8' trailer going to show film's protagonist,1
don't march if you won't keep walking,0
why scott walker's views on evolution are totally relevant,0
white nationalist calls trump's denouncement of hate groups 'kumbaya nonsense',0
iowa supreme court strikes down telemedicine abortion ban,0
report: middle east quickly running out of land area for violence to spill over to,1
archaeologists unearth ivory trumpet dating back to prehistoric jazz age,1
saddam hussein freed on technicality,1
know what weird thing a man did with a mannequin? it's fark weird news quiz time!,0
rare autographed portrait of jesus purchased at estate sale,1
service outages strike ahead of pacquiao vs. mayweather fight,0
dwayne 'the rock' johnson shows his nurturing side in hilarious video,0
betsy devos argues issue of guns in schools should be fully left up to individual shooters,1
10 eating habits linked to dying from cardiovascular disease and diabetes,0
intuition or ego? 3 simple steps to reach truth,0
hillary's last name dropped from senate race,1
defiant customers refuse to return recalled crib,1
trumpismo! and american fascism,0
"trump vindicated after rest of leaked recording reveals him urging racial reconciliation, calling for interfaith dialogue, condemning gender inequality",1
what i learned about my son is the best mother's day gift ever,0
donald trump has already cemented his pathetic legacy,0
department of interior to control rising mole population by releasing mallets into national parks,1
the conners' scores big ratings by killing off rest of family,1
pervert on subway won't stop staring at masturbator,1
broadway stars 'give a little bit' to say thanks this holiday season,0
borrowers pay sky-high rates in a subprime bubble for used cars,0
letter threatens alabama media group over coverage of roy moore accusations,0
mom saw a bunch of photos from women's march online,1
nobel prize awarded to man who helped humans have more fucking babies,1
montana dems nominate a banjo player for special election -- and he might actually win,0
sessions drops pile of weapons in prison yard before ordering inmates to reduce overcrowding by 30%,1
girls' producers lena dunham and jenni konner have a new show in the works,0
it's time to rethink what we consider an oscar performance,0
"processed meat is carcinogenic and red meat probably is, says who",0
5 million illegal immigrants to realize dreams of having deportation deferred,1
man accused of shooting and burning 2 people after refusing to pay cab fare,0
binge-watching netflix is making you feel lonely and depressed,0
when your friends are annoying about their social media ranking,0
report: average consumer puts blind faith in 87 corporations per day,1
how i'm finding my voice with wendy davis,0
mitch mcconnell won't answer for trump's alt-right white house strategist,0
chris rock and dave chappelle did a surprise stand-up set together this weekend,0
barcelona holds huge protest in support of refugees,0
"kaia gerber, cindy crawford's daughter, lands major fashion campaign",0
constructionist supreme court to revisit women's suffrage,1
determined restaurant patrons tough it out on chilly patio,1
france takes first step toward world cup redemption,0
desperate trump campaign turns to congress for support in attacks against khan family,0
t.i. calls for boycott of restaurant after off-duty cop allegedly assaults 3 black women,0
a&e biography host peter graves comes out in ellen-inspired ratings grab,1
colombian rebel 25 years younger than colombian civil war,1
study: 'hangin' in there' best one can now feel,1
local man gets cocky with ladder,1
"days before the election, one place in washington rose above politics",0
the best dive bars to spend st. patrick's day,0
trapped in a cycle of harassment as a chronically ill person,0
what it means to be a 'dream director' at one of d.c.'s struggling schools,0
tweeters school donald trump over tom cruise 'top gun' speech gaffe,0
guys' weekend getaway begins with daring purchase of new kind of beer,1
boss' dick not going to suck itself,1
friend working at milwaukee history museum could probably get you in for free,1
the gift of choice,0
tuesday's morning email: prep school drug kingpins busted,0
area facebook user incredibly stupid,1
this dance subculture is thriving among black gay men in the south,0
alderman has that zoning dream again,1
authorities fear youtube shooter might inspire wave of copycat content creators,1
progressive democrats met secretly with iranian diplomat in december,0
jon snow has been battling white walkers while wearing an ikea rug,0
nhl fines ozzie guillen just to see if he'll pay,1
"vacation jason' of 'the chris gethard show' drops new single, banana peels at aol",0
picture of lemur printed for no goddamned reason,1
deconstructing the fear of rejection: what are we really afraid of?,0
kkk member struggles to blame blacks for his hangover,1
weekly roundup of ebay vintage home finds,0
teen had absolutely no say in becoming part of snapchat generation,1
decaying city just wants to skip to part where it gets revitalized restaurant scene,1
noaa predicts we'll see more hurricanes this year than in 2015,0
man still worried parents of ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago hate him,1
new 'time' to keep everything from happening at once,1
people are protesting usda records blackout with photos of puppy mill survivors,0
man bragging about how infrequently he receives dental care,1
a scientific guide for finding the perfect workout music,0
what will the disruption of politics look like?,0
"for the first time, ferguson has a majority black city council",0
the world's top 10 historic hotels,0
report: some americans may not work in offices,1
tapas arriving too fast,1
the top 2 things people choose to dream about,0
senator misses simpler time when he could do abominable things in peace,1
psychologists push for smartphone warning labels,0
"the actual rohingya death toll is 22 times higher than official estimate, survey shows",0
biden now a purple belt,1
iconic '90s band helped this couple open up about their sexuality,0
new yorker releases cover it would have run if hillary clinton had won,0
"$80,000 wedding beautiful",1
this mom breastfed in the snow 'like a boss',0
politics are dominating the supreme court this week. that's not good.,0
isis releases more than 200 captive yazidis in iraq,0
why this video of a boy zipping a jacket is so powerful,0
words of wisdom gained from watching the comey hearing,0
how climate change is fueling violence against women,0
"jim morrison foundation awards $50,000 grant to little shit who thinks he's a poet",1
google combats holocaust-denying search results with algorithm update,0
charlottesville shows that states must amend their open-carry laws,0
north korea just launched an icbm. here's what experts think could happen next.,0
new hampshire lets debunked gay conversion therapy remain legal,0
jim carrey taunts 'psycho' mike pence with biting new portrait,0
jake tapper has one-word response to creepy kellyanne conway 'snl' sketch,0
area units really moving,1
destruction of rainforest cafe clears room for new hooters,1
my conversation with kristen stewart,0
donald trump is not the first president to send someone a check,0
watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway,0
killer swears girl was in two pieces when he left her,1
plane diverted after ebola virus reclines in seat,0
watch: the benefits of meditation for children,0
sylville smith's father blames himself for being 'wrong role model',0
exclusive promo hints stephen colbert will unleash on trump in live election show,0
chance the rapper teams up with naacp for #staywokeandvote campaign,0
report: of course that guy on college's alumni committee now,1
our favorite queer web series 'the outs' is finally returning,0
dinner theater play reworked to push chicken special,1
new report shows many u.s. businesses actually just fronts for moneymaking operations,1
courageous man overcomes woman's body language to continue hitting on her,1
the bonus marchers anniversary and veterans in america,0
the funniest tweets from parents this week,0
"amazing grace' bidding war erupts, aretha franklin lawsuit could be resolved",0
paranoid syrian man thinks government out to get him,1
taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust',0
little debbie conquers jenny craig in midnight showdown,1
bear emerges from hibernation refreshed and ready to kill,1
selig counted money while baseball lost the next generation of fans,0
"on the road to term 4, jerry brown dispenses with kashkari and rolls with arnold schwarzenegger",0
"gene wilder to make horrible, horrible movie",1
scottish independence: proudly small or proudly together?,0
one beer can't do local alcoholic any harm,1
"relationship not a power struggle, woman who's winning reports",1
obama purchases ad space on side of mccain's bus,1
researchers discover new source of airborne antibiotic-resistant bacteria,0
republican congressman tells cub scouts he'll support trump 'no matter what crazy things he says',0
marriage counselor encourages woman to take on numerous sexual partners while husband at work,1
david brooks urges republicans: don't settle for cruz,0
most americans think the senate should hold hearings on the supreme court nominee,0
local building accessible to only the strongest of the handicapped,1
san francisco vandals keep messing with super bowl 50 signs,0
"area man's got a ton of shit on his mind right now, okay?",1
stephen colbert happily takes trump's challenge to 'say it to my face',0
the extraordinary journey of india's first olympic gymnast,0
report: employees most innovative when brainstorming dramatic quitting scenarios,1
"entirety of hollywood film industry replaced with 40,000 christopher plummers",1
b condoms seeking faa permission to test drones for 'homeland security program',0
man with serious mental illness committed to city bus,1
an open letter to my shelter dog's first owner,0
wednesday's morning email: what you missed last night in trump's state of the union,0
an open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label,0
jetblue could soon let you scan your face to board planes,0
kourtney kardashian opens up about scott disick's rehab stay,0
nsa scrambling to reestablish whereabouts of man who covered laptop camera with tape,1
overworked nation wishes it could just unplug from it all like puerto rico,1
smart shopper only purchases items with 'quality' on the label,1
facebook friend apparently dead now,1
"blue-collar democrats to party: it's still the economy, stupid",0
frances bean cobain enters prehab,1
report: most americans have enough saved for retirement to live comfortably on streets,1
cameron esposito made yuletide a little gayer with nativity scene photo,0
"obama compiles shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace scalia",1
why it's taking so long to get more electric cars on the road,0
how to make this the best holiday season money can buy,0
dog finds absolutely perfect place to shit,1
there's a serious shortage of psychiatrists in the u.s.,0
thousands of students forced to attend iowa state after university sets acceptance rate to 140%,1
adnan syed is getting a second podcast after 'serial',0
"""sing"" is an optimistic song to the world",0
mental illness determined not to let stigma of area man define it,1
awkward encounter not awkward at all when masturbated about,1
donald trump calls barack obama to chit-chat about oscars in 'conan' spoof,0
trump thinking of beginning rnc speech with sexist tirade he was saving for special occasion,1
habitat for humanity investigated for working conditions after 92-year-old laborer collapses on site,1
algebra notebook forced to bear the brunt of teen's song lyrics,1
new evidence suggests dinosaurs died in cretaceous period hospice,1
teen breaks rules in socially accepted ways,1
"processed meat is carcinogenic and red meat probably is, says who",0
u.s. ethics chief ordered gushing responses to trump's tweets,0
moving forward.,0
"war on string may be unwinnable, says cat general",1
ana's fate rested with an asylum officer who had just been told to doubt her word,0
hero firefighter: 'i'm a hero',1
bath & body works now offering free lotion tastings,1
rest of world not biting on couple's open relationship,1
man says he salutes a donald trump cardboard cutout every day,0
"walker, rubio plans renew reaganism for our age",0
"12 publicists dead, 43 injured in struggle to transform the rock into dwayne johnson",1
man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him,1
minnesota café charges 35 cent 'fee' to protest minimum wage hike,0
cher's 'believe' now faintly audible everywhere in america,1
unhinged lunatic using facebook to spread conspiracy theories,1
catholic church brings in new perspective on solving abuse scandal with appointment of toddler bishop,1
in five days,0
"divorce, life and reconciliation",0
humiliated baboon unable to keep ass swollen in front of mate,1
"all-girls t-ball team takes on boys, is nobody's 'sweetie'",0
when gender dysphoria compounds body dysmorphia in eating disorder recovery,0
guy just trying on shirt right in middle of store,1
college-aged female finds unlikely kindred spirit in audrey hepburn,1
furious meghan markle can't believe harry hasn't told family she's black yet,1
more americans putting off marriage until ultimatum,1
alaskan gray wolf can't believe no one told him he's got snow on nose,1
celeb men are leading a male mental health revolution,0
when christmas isn't merry,0
rediscovering the rock and roll movement that a dictator destroyed,0
"michelle obama: 'well, there are 8 years of my life i'll never get back'",1
terrified dolphin throws himself at man's feet to escape hunters,0
officials warn consumers of counterfeit tickets ahead of solar eclipse,1
this is how you visualize the heartbeat of a city,0
kim jong-un's absence leaves north korean government officials no one to agree with,1
kickstarter aims to give book on black boy joy to public schools,0
confessions of a hopeful hoarder,0
dan rather worries that the media has become 'a business partner of donald trump',0
why more men should practice yoga,0
the true meaning of the ray rice scandal,0
extremely vibrant town able to sustain two buffalo wild wings,1
facebook is now bigger than the largest country on earth,0
ivanka trump suggests her father will change labor laws to benefit women,0
kylie jenner is celebrating her 18th birthday at a beach club in canada,0
america the vulnerable: the forgotten casualties of the tobacco epidemic,0
"12 illustrations that pay tribute to the late, great carrie fisher",0
l.a. adds high-speed chase lane to freeway,1
even female doctors struggle for equal pay,0
exclusive look inside the baltimore police investigation into freddie gray's death,0
robert e. lee was not an 'honorable man.' he was a white supremacist traitor,0
the attack on charlie hebdo was a symbolic tragedy so quit trying to change the subject,0
louis c.k. reveals he once ruined a job for jimmy fallon,0
man charged after found with rosie o'donnell's daughter chelsea,0
barack obama records robocall for doug jones in alabama senate race,0
i am not a prostitute. i'm a female solo traveler!,0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
"panthers donate $10,000 to each family of charleston shooting victims",0
gop congressman who revived obamacare repeal faces rage at rowdy town hall,0
tim kaine clearly tuning out in middle of boring vice presidential acceptance speech,1
"hm, i wonder what mark zuckerberg's up to on facebook right now",0
rest of evening spent declaring asshole not going to ruin evening,1
find lead paint violations in new york city neighborhoods,0
democrats will insist on 60 votes for trump's high court nominee,0
friend asks if there any openings at job he constantly mocks,1
"join mary, joseph and the angels on a pilgrimage to jesus' birth",0
"jennifer lawrence may hate singing, but now she's a pop star",0
croatian prime minister currently stuck under pile of turnips,1
rapper not entirely sure who else is on this track,1
donald trump boosts the national enquirer as likely showdown with hillary clinton looms,0
this is how to afford living abroad,0
new poll finds death of spouse most liberating experience in life,1
croatian prime minister currently stuck under pile of turnips,1
"gina rodriguez's sweet salsa moves raise $10,000 for puerto rico",0
how one man is redefining 'responsible' gun ownership,0
38 women accuse director james toback of sexual misconduct,0
louis c.k. compares child molesting to eating candy bars on 'snl',0
family respects grandmother's wishes to have open-bloused funeral,1
charlize theron makes a villain out of vin diesel in this 'fate of the furious' clip,0
mitt romney announces he's running for his life,1
report: you have won!,1
"techview: linus torvalds, inventor of linux",0
middle-aged woman so tired of going back and forth between divorced parents' nursing homes,1
9 bad manager mistakes that make good people quit,0
"wow, no one saw this coming' nation groans as norway's 'kon-tiki' nabs best foreign picture nomination",1
"ex-boyfriend hopes to still be terrible, incompatible friends",1
experts warn situation in gaza will get worse before it gets much worse,1
google launches 'the google' for older adults,1
enormous man spends another day indoors,1
cat notices most unexpected visitor at his door and is completely unfazed,0
longtime employee given small pewter object,1
psychopath joins fourth straight republican administration,1
cash-strapped michael jackson forced to sell off pet giraffes as meat,1
fbi arrests brother of san bernardino terrorist and 2 others on marriage fraud charges,0
"how smartphones damage our skin, according to dermatologists",0
report: majority of americans stopped paying attention several words ago,1
successories poster shoplifted,1
study: majority of americans not informed enough to stereotype chechens,1
"prayers answered by random series of events in cold, uncaring universe",1
man wishes live nation would email him whenever any band playing anywhere,1
kesha thanks fans 'a million times over' in first public statement,0
new speech recognition software factors in user's mouth always being full,1
emeril bams groupie,1
single woman has facebook profile picture with sister,1
gmail user pities hotmail user,1
my 9/11 walk your talk pilgrimage,0
12 cards any newly single person would be happy to get in the mail,0
defiant londoners sit in the street for ramadan evening meal after high-rise fire,0
prison inmates name feared guard known as 'captain america',0
albanian village bombed forward into stone age,1
u.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year,0
george and amal cloney are a vision in nyc,0
jobless after 50? here's what to do first.,0
skip bayless's tweet about gordon hayward's injury stirs outrage,0
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man worried harassing messages he sending on dating app getting lost among abuse from other guys,1
typo in proposition 8 defines marriage as between 'one man and one wolfman',1
oscars audience shrugging uproariously during jimmy kimmel's opening monologue,1
how to travel milan in just one day,0
trump holds third real press conference,0
"a cop's job is difficult, but it can be done without killing humans",0
"new study going to take another week or so, report scientists who look as if they've been crying",1
world-weary man bitterly rents mercury rising,1
"broadway, tv stars to honor anti-lgbt attack victims, past and present",0
british public on the hunt for 'witches' marks' this halloween,0
report: most effective marketing technique still giving out little versions of product,1
learning resilience from hillary clinton,0
chris christie suggests hillary clinton was to blame for boko haram's kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls,0
study can't confirm results of many psychology experiments,0
what i realized when i let my mom take over my online dating profile,0
new candy to hum and glow in mouths,1
stressed-out sean hannity buys 12 little cabins in maine to get away from it all,1
most americans (incorrectly) believe crime is up. that's great news for donald trump.,0
rory feek says watching his daughter grow up better than a grammy win,0
"guitar hero' had a baby with your keyboard, and it's great",0
kenya should not sign china and south africa coal deal,0
hardened white blood cell no longer hesitates to kill viruses,1
area man wants something made of titanium,1
seth meyers dubs donald trump the 'tiger woods of hypocrisy' over his golfing,0
"a picture postcard from meenakshi amman temple, india",0
man who tried to burn ex-girlfriend's house with cheetos is convicted,0
real life magic school bus flies through human body,1
struggling american airlines to shutter air passenger service to focus on 'american way' magazine,1
"the great seafood treats of late summer, part ii: the fish fry",0
masked vigilante takes terrorizing black community into own hands after local law enforcement fails to do so,1
greyhound doesn't know if its own bus drivers are too tired,0
home-brewing phase comes to long-overdue conclusion,1
secretary of education given something to do,1
high school won't allow gay student to receive scholarship at awards dinner,0
marcus mariota featured in inspiring beats by dre ad,0
oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate,0
suicide bombing: can parents spot the warning signs?,1
donald trump suggests colin kaepernick 'find a new country' after national anthem protest,0
smithsonian rejects tie dylan mcdermott wore in 'the practice',1
smitten foot fetishist thinking these may be the two,1
lunch barely misses area man's vital organs,1
ambassador holding phrasebook 'pretty sure' she just strengthened ties with pakistan,1
the very nonsensical trump budget proposal,0
"wacky morning zoo crew dj threatened by younger, wackier morning zoo crew dj",1
"obama, biden endorse tammy duckworth for senate",0
console wars heat up as zenith unveils gamespace pro,1
clinton aide told to leave behind weak volunteer who collapsed during march to south carolina,1
child disciplined for wasting yarn,1
every child deserves a fair chance,0
the disaster that is donald trump's tax plan,0
"girl, 11, invents 'chemo backpack' to help kids with cancer, after battling the disease herself",0
businessman takes power bath,1
"you're my best friend,' says obama to drone that appears outside bedroom window every night",1
david byrne holds up old suit to show how far he's come in weight loss journey,1
college graduate accepts position above parents' garage,1
"the dea is rushing to criminalize another herb, and congress is silent",0
black twitter is freaking out over harriet tubman on the $20 bill,0
"edison electric institute's anti-solar, pr spending revealed",0
"reality, risk & reward: is us kids tv ripe for authenticity and autonomy?",0
innocent man awarded $1 million after spending 31 years in prison,0
"20 million americans without health care attend painful, labored march on washington",1
sarah palin defends curt schilling: 'espn continues to screw up',0
man under mistaken impression he his own harshest critic,1
grown man purchases 37th sailor moon figurine,1
"you've just been slammed, slam poetry",0
j.k. rowling wishes snape happy birthday in the most magical way,0
7 crazy-good recipes for sweet summer corn,0
5 signs your hair color choice is making you look duller and older,0
alabama cracks down on abortions by outlawing all medical procedures,1
listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast,0
woman quickly cycles through non-threatening voice inflections before expressing concern,1
stunned family watches as grandmother wolfs down sandwich in 33 minutes,1
"sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads",0
parents officially designate upstairs television for anyone who doesn't want to watch thanksgiving football,1
hot rock-and-roll chick totally married,1
faint hope granted by word 'presumptive' cruelly snatched from american people,1
cyclist suffers terrifying fall at the edge of a sheer cliff,0
"bookworms, this 7-year-old wrote an anthem just for you",0
local man a paper-towel black hole,1
9 printable mother's day cards for procrastinators,0
stealing tampons from office bathroom currently woman's only source of joy,1
report: more american fifth-graders taking gap year to unwind before middle school,1
man honestly thinks he's going to get to bed early,1
kellie pickler hilariously misses the buzzer in celebrity 'family feud' fail,0
steven universe' creator rebecca sugar on lgbt stories for kids,0
adorable panda cub bei bei makes a very sleepy public debut,0
accused 'kayak killer' pushed paddle away from drowning fiance: prosecutor,0
man with nice eyes blown,1
scott pruitt orders epa employees to stay in office over weekend while it's being fumigated,1
woman forced to converse awkwardly with bank-promotion clown,1
crazed gunman critically injures 4,1
"conan o'brien receives rough reception in haiti, because of donald trump",0
terrified 'newsroom' writers nodding heads at every bad idea aaron sorkin says,1
lazy wildlife rescuer lets oily pelicans pile up in sink for 5 days,1
wrestling announcer can't believe what he's seeing,1
naked andrew yang emerges from time vortex to warn debate audience about looming threat of automation,1
twitter reminds alec baldwin at least he has a job for next 4 years,0
when the core is shaky,0
ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war',0
when a marriage is put through tests,0
remembering jim brady,0
bob dylan digitally remastered,1
this roald dahl clothing line is a childhood dream come true,0
"u.k. to investigate cambridge analytica, asks facebook auditors to stand down",0
new york liberty players wear #blacklivesmatter shirts before their game,0
discovering a lost and forgotten early christian 'gospel',0
viewer outraged,1
u.n. weapons inspectors thoroughly unimpressed with yemeni weapons,1
report: many americans not watching enough television to make worthwhile contribution to small talk,1
belgrade's 4th non-violent pride: pics show a bubble of freedom for lgbtq people in serbia,0
selena gomez hits the beach in a bikini,0
this. actually. happened.,0
curiosity rover frantically driving around mars to make it look like it's been busy before new spacecraft arrives,1
trump refers to immigrants as 'animals.' again.,0
parents regret letting child name dog,1
paul manafort starts new job lobbying prison guards on behalf of aryan brotherhood,1
grandfather's advice pretty bad for someone who's lived that long,1
what happened at a texas frat when they thought no one was watching,0
if you know someone with cancer you should know about this,0
"trump's army secretary pick is victim of 'gay gestapo,' right wing activists claim",0
why i took my baby to #millionsmarchsf,0
uber vows to repay nyc drivers 'tens of millions' after tax snafu,0
it almost as if rite aid cashier doesn't care about reputation of rite aid corporation,1
"lettuce sentenced to slow, painful death in vegetable crisper drawer",1
one-year-old still waiting for father's first words,1
why your friend doesn't experience stress the same way you do,0
health risks don't make for a bad president,0
law school applications increase upon realization that any fucking idiot can be lawyer,1
this guy used augmented reality to recreate 'the ring' in real life,0
area secretary lotions obsessively,1
watch dirt bikers get a bit too close to nature,0
j.k. rowling tweets hilarious response to confusing olympic sport,0
nyt column asserts: us colleges stink,0
"sorry baseball fans, but vin scully will miss the mlb postseason",0
magazine article about mindy kaling fails to mention she's a woman,1
what's really lurking in those pedicure tubs?,0
senate grapples with tax cut plan's impact on federal deficit,0
"between an uncertain duterte and trump and a powerful china, vietnam sees stability in asean",0
24 powerful reactions to leelah alcorn's death,0
apple names jeff williams new coo,0
mother still yammering away under her tombstone,1
"report: it apparently time in conversation to smile, laugh",1
5 summer recipes you can bring anywhere,0
man nods knowingly at mechanic,1
"my worst audition ever?  or, the danger of playing paddle ball, chewing gum, and singing ""we built this city"" simultaneously",0
watch: brandy sings on the subway and nobody seems to notice,0
vital info on iraqi chemical weapons provided by u.s. company that made them,1
lincoln memorial pool to be drained after 80 ducklings die,0
world's jews celebrate christmas with ceremonial re-murdering of christ,1
big companies can avoid disruption by partnering with startup accelerators,0
pearl harbor survivors do the mannequin challenge like seasoned pros,0
police union chief: tamir rice family should use settlement funds on gun education for kids,0
russian tennis czar insults williams sisters,0
"news roundup for april 28, 2017",0
report: putting head in hands and moaning quietly still best way to get through next several seconds,1
dancing 7-year-old looks to expand fan base from parents to parents' friends,1
the democratic presidential candidates meet again at a forum in iowa,0
sight of coworkers' stupid fucking faces endured yet again,1
reese witherspoon voices disappointment at oscars' astonishing lack of diversity,0
how good do you want to be?,0
"i couldn't love myself, so i loved my self-judgment",0
atheists sue pennsylvania house after being barred from giving opening invocations,0
transgender community caught slightly off guard by baskin-robbins' enthusiastic support,1
president trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while,0
here's why immigration advocates are pressing so hard for executive action,0
"trump's army secretary pick is victim of 'gay gestapo,' right wing activists claim",0
reparations and obama,0
"3 miami dolphins players kneel during anthem, reversing team policy",0
an optical illusion makes lake sørvágsvatn look absolutely trippy,0
women share stories of sexual assault to show trump what rape culture looks like,0
the room i carry with me,0
to vaccinate or not to vaccinate: why is that even a question?,0
"mariah carey's disastrous new year's eve performance was producers' fault, reps say",0
more equality and dinosaurs: people share how they'd change the world,0
relaxing tea better fucking work,1
the most beautiful acceptance speech this week came from a queer korean,0
my birthday is a day of infamy,0
bill cosby feeling disoriented after jury slips conviction into his verdict,1
god wondering how far he could throw earth,1
most latinos don't believe they need to be able to do this to be latino,0
man constantly blaming his problems on fact that he's on fire,1
royal baby spits up on great-grandmother,1
transgender people open up about the impact of hiv on the trans community,0
dreamworks skg signs j&h productions to six-year deal,1
ally sheedy knows you still think of her as an '80s basket case,0
geologists uncover slab of amber containing perfectly preserved adam and eve,1
the fight to overturn citizens united: what happens now?,0
paul pierce accidentally proves la is still a lakers town,0
meteorologists say upcoming hurricane season to be permanent,1
hamilton brouhaha,0
report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator,0
the 'westworld' mystery that started it all might finally be solved,0
you can't have these tech gadgets for christmas,0
republican senator asks if trump is recanting his oath of office,0
nation's dogs vow to keep their shit together during 4th of july fireworks,1
iraqi catholic bishop still has vivid memories of mosul's fall,0
20-year-old with down syndrome is the youngest business owner in his town,0
reverse crowdfund-gineering: five ways to integrate events into your crowdfunding campaign,0
gun dealer likely thwarted mass shooting by refusing sale: sheriff,0
bird wouldn't have landed on ledge if it had known everyone would make it into whole big thing,1
"u.s. reaches major milestone: 100,000 american students study in china",0
"james comey's book pre-sold almost 200,000 copies, source says",0
year abroad changes student's worldview for one year,1
stack of unread new yorkers celebrates one-year anniversary,1
game of thrones' star reveals tormund's love for brienne extends off screen,0
unsettling study finds second cousins technically fair game,1
uptight matron enjoys handful of pills,1
"bumble bee tuna celebrates 10,000th supermarket circular cover",1
the key to chip and joanna gaines' marriage isn't really a secret,0
how to get out of a bad mood,0
california's brutal drought could change the state forever,0
political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality,0
"on mars, who's in charge?",0
ex-con still hanging out with hallucinatory voices that got him in trouble in first place,1
complete fucking idiot considers nikolai rimsky-korsakov russia's most inventive orchestrator,1
report: more recent college graduates making extra money by tutoring high school teachers,1
the workplace revolution: adding company culture to the mix,0
"nasa receives info on jupiter's large helium deposits from juno probe's squeaky, high-pitched transmission",1
"it's like biggie and tupac all over again,' says dumbass of korean conflict",1
"grandchild, grandfather equally dreading collaboration for school interview project",1
friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot,0
trump tells guam governor nuclear tensions will mean more tourism,0
area man reduced to this,1
dunkin' donuts/baskin robbins/pizza hut/taco bell/long john silver's opens,1
911 calls from parkland shooting reveal terror of parents desperate for answers,0
area woman recalls days when she resented being hit on,1
"what part of hamas strategy is so difficult for john kerry, joe scarborough and hillary to understand?",0
want to prevent lone wolf terrorism? promote a 'sense of belonging' among immigrants,0
seventh-grade class scrambling to piece together teacher's home life from desktop background before powerpoint opened,1
keegan-michael key on what everyone gets wrong about detroit,0
"clemson, lsu, ohio state, alabama top first playoff rankings",0
25 worst original names of famous bands,0
aly raisman says usa gymnastics is '100 percent responsible' for nassar abuse,0
cvs cashier can't wait to accept $20 bill from customer purchasing 3 different cough medications,1
pet dog almost like disgusting family member,1
panicked oyster praying that lump it feels forming only a pearl,1
bald man just going to have to accept entire head will turn bright red from time to time,1
want to make your spring cleaning more green? look for these labels,0
senior citizen shaken by diminished bawdy-limerick recall,1
study: majority of 'calm downs' ineffective,1
just jump through the fear,0
the shrimp at red lobster are officially growing,0
grown man enjoys duping children,1
this unreleased britney spears song is all kinds of sultry,0
man on date ready for question about siblings this time,1
neighbors' wi-fi password must be something good,1
actor receives $25 million for everyman role,1
bill de blasio thinks he's proved his haters wrong when it comes to pre-k,0
betsy devos chooses to spotlight a problematic charter school founded by pitbull,0
woman with six dogs resents non-dogs,1
the makeup packing question,0
medical examiner releases amonderez green autopsy,0
beware intelligent men bearing caustic wits,0
miami archbishop warns employees: supporting gay marriage could cost you your job,0
redundancy built into tv show to protect against failure,1
man unable to explain contempt he feels for group of people enjoying one another's company,1
anthony weiner sends apology sext to entire clinton campaign,1
report: nsa's intercepted data mostly not from intended targets,0
the 14 principles of a future organization,0
golden retriever mauls 5 in huge victory for pitbull apologists,1
don't sleep on target's chic new modern home collection with dwell magazine,0
jim jordan spends hearing demanding michael cohen accept blame for covering up sexual abuse of ohio state wrestlers,1
the 17 best public colleges in the country,0
open dialogue two americans having about race pretty hilarious,1
trump team claims pardons aren't a topic at the white house,0
brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state,0
people are protesting usda records blackout with photos of puppy mill survivors,0
new poll finds public becoming more skeptical of profit-driven corporate data mine powered by human misery,1
jessica simpson and eric johnson throw it back to 'national lampoon's vacation' for halloween,0
australian parliament gathers to discuss dwindling hemsworth reserves,1
man at amusement park gets right back in line for another funnel cake,1
emotional intelligence can boost your career and save your life,0
bausch & lomb introduces line of aviator contacts,1
cover author working on word-for-word remake of 'moby-dick',1
orlando foundation releases preview art of interim pulse memorial,0
hubble telescope discovers giant amelia earhart statue on distant planet,1
13 times celebrities got real about mental health,0
gwen stefani and blake shelton take their love to the billboard music awards,0
coroner excited for first asian,1
desperate snl releases 'best of melanie hutsell' dvd,1
the top 10 wedding toast faux pas,0
facebook reportedly working on healthcare features and apps,0
looking for happiness in all the wrong places,0
visit home reveals parents currently watching previously undiscovered game show,1
stupid thing won't work,1
owner of cheap motel fixes sign to flicker just right,1
trump shifts to infrastructure as james comey prepares to testify,0
patients with limited english are more likely to return to the er,0
5 longevity secrets from the world's healthiest cultures,0
men did most of the talking in 2016's super bowl commercials,0
heroic turtle dials most of 911,1
"man tracks down long-lost daughter on social media after 9 years, grandma refuses to let them meet",0
ben carson has a weirdly specific vision of how 'the purge' could turn real,0
nation's women fantasize about some future election that isn't absolutely pivotal to their well-being,1
actor's parents proud he's playing a doctor,1
white guy held accountable for crime,1
watch: snow drifts were no match for this determined freight train,0
jessica simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs,1
novelty welcome mat lets party guests know they're in for some fun,1
"tupac's high school love letter is being sold for $35,000",0
grandfather's place at dinner table marked by pills,1
new seals & croft cd club offers 600 seals & crofts cds for a penny,1
dog returned to shelter for being 'too nice' finds new home,0
george and amal clooney pass out headphones on flight to block twins' crying,0
local places moms love,0
goldfish can't stand bowlmate,1
garroting survivors call for wire ban,1
francis ford coppola admits wedding scene in 'the godfather' needed more lasagna,1
87-year-old musician dies after performing 'there's no business like show business',0
hypothetical multi-ethnic customer base smiles down from hmo billboard,1
jamie crying,1
losing a child without losing your mind,0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
a donald trump presidency would be dangerous for the world: un rights chief,0
7 essential rules for a long-lasting marriage,0
trevor noah gets a big 'ken boner',0
dad doesn't trust the fish here,1
australia travel tips: how to get the most out of the smallest continent,0
"dnc files lawsuit alleging nation should never, ever stop focusing on 2016 election",1
man unsure how fellow diners got impression appetizer was ordered for table,1
#explainthe90sin4words resurfaces '90s pop culture references,0
man approaches box of powdered doughnuts like snake discovering unguarded clutch of bird eggs,1
report finds average american wastes 77 years of their life not listening to steve winwood's 'the finer things',1
smooth operator also forklift operator,1
rich thrill-seeker takes the bus,1
amy schumer and her boyfriend hit a home run with hilarious kiss cam appearance,0
paleontologists determine dinosaurs were killed by someone they trusted,1
applebee's steak sent back for not being properly slathered,1
trivial pursuit game reveals man lacks knowledge of basic social skills,1
5 reasons website traffic is the lifeblood of small business,0
"pope john paul ii, longtime owner of popemobile, dead at 84",1
"this is the golden age of television,' claim executives who have not yet made show about robotic wizards",1
8 crazy things that happen to your body when you have tons of sex,0
man at very top of food chain chooses bugles,1
pigeon to invoke power of flight,1
cherishing every moment is hard,0
lawsuit accusing trump of inciting rally violence gets green light from judge,0
the best 'lazy games' for exhausted parents to play with their kids,0
how netflix's 'girlboss' perpetuates negative stereotypes,0
the fascinating origin of the word 'jumbo',0
baffled dnc plant roy moore not sure what else he could have done to defame republican party,1
woman gives birth to her new (book) baby in hilarious photoshoot,0
heineken apologizes for racist ad with new special-release 'blacks only' beer,1
texas latinos overwhelmingly support abortion rights,0
ted cruz worried all the good countries to wall off taken by other candidates,1
lynda heffernan's gps guide for self-compassion,0
cardi b reveals baby bump on 'saturday night live',0
"scandal: mccain won miss congeniality of u.s. senate in 2000, 2003",1
"lives of mitch mcconnell, john boehner, eric cantor retain meaning",1
"department of interior sets aside 50,000 acres of federal land for anonymous sexual encounters",1
"what's wrong with this picture? for u.s. fight against isis, everything",0
the smithereens lead singer pat dinizio dead at 62,0
man regrets wasting money on college after failing to secure perfect dream life by 24,1
chris christie says trump immigration order rollout was 'terrible',0
god admits he way less strict with last few billion children,1
pelosi throws cold water on tax extenders bill as talks run down to the wire,0
why chinese parents don't say 'i love you',0
"donald trump misspeaks, calls u.s. a company instead of a country",0
boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide,0
rory feek says watching his daughter grow up better than a grammy win,0
dhs creates fenced-in enclosure for al-qaeda to safely carry out attacks,1
hillary clinton taps jay z to urge young black americans to vote,0
why post-debate instant polls are terrible,0
cactus scientists recommend drinking 8 cups of water per year,1
mark hamill reveals luke skywalker might be gay in 'star wars',0
college unveils new media center every month,1
impressive new hire figures out bare minimum of work job requires on first day,1
an iowa teenager didn't wreck his state's health care market. here's who did.,0
lena heady goes dark and dramatic for the 2014 emmys,0
indianapolis sports reporter pours his little heart out in peyton manning retirement column,1
nobel prize in chemistry awarded to taft middle school teacher mr. ambler,1
solar jobs report shows huge growth,0
ad campaign for new $20 bill a success,1
magical gallery transforms dull objects into art,1
"area man too poor to afford movers, too old to get help from his friends",1
"if the presidential election were held tomorrow, i'd shoot myself",0
is the fda ready for kim kardashian and mutant head lice?,0
who admits it botched response to ebola outbreak,0
6 questions every parent should ask themselves before telling their kids to 'try harder',0
vatican unveils new pope signal,1
chinese citizens observe 25-year moment of silence for tiananmen square massacre,1
"rnc troubled by steve wynn sexual assault allegations, plans to keep his money anyway",0
edge of tomorrow as spiritual travel metaphor,0
saltless pretzel hangs alone in bulb-heated rack,1
president bush urges nation,1
spelling error leads to elaborate cover-up doodle,1
transgender inmates to be integrated according to identity in san francisco,0
"film about little guy battling huge, morally bankrupt organization made by huge, morally bankrupt organization",1
missed call from dad at 9 a.m. strikes terror into area man's heart,1
"it's been an honor, gentlemen,' shift supervisor says as giant vat of molten cheese erupts",1
why this mom of four loves her 'jelly abs and shriveled up skin',0
dad hands phone off to mom immediately after being wished happy father's day,1
woman under impression she being discreet about fishing stray hair out of bra,1
these award-winning wedding photos stand out from the pack,0
al roker stares crestfallen at matt lauer tattoo on own torso,1
entire facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings,1
"fsu's dalvin cook found not guilty of battery, plans to return to team",0
a new hbo documentary shows what it's really like inside a terror attack,0
woman probably just made up rape story in order to get threatening emails,1
queen elizabeth frantically trying to preserve european alliances by arranging great-grandchildren's marriages,1
20 killer recipes for your labor day cookout,0
gop senator says he was unmoved by meeting with merrick garland before meeting actually happens,0
4th grader panics upon realizing classmate giving presentation had exact same summer as he did,1
scientific journal releases list of year's top 100 compounds,1
out-of-control hand gesture sends bernie sanders tumbling off stage,1
republicans are voting to give a huge tax cut to many members of congress,0
trump lawyers dish on russia probe at steakhouse as nyt reporter listens in,0
building the university of the future,0
five emerging trends for the u.s. elections,0
wild boar curling' rescues stranded wild boars from frozen lake,0
donald trump voted least desirable neighbor of the year,0
baby jesus and the war on christmas,0
study finds suspicious circumstances still leading cause of death in russia,1
california shooter killed wife the night before attacking elementary school,0
jon stewart and 9/11 responders walk the halls of congress,0
fyre festival co-founder has history of failing his customers,0
khloe kardashian says no one was doing cocaine at kylie jenner's graduation party,0
sun dreading rising today,1
laid-back company allows employees to work from home after 6 p.m.,1
boyfriend vows to try harder,1
how to get good with money in a year,0
this democratic congressman is adopting obama's overtime rules,0
"how a night with arianna huffington changed my life (also, she smells really good)",0
bionic fingertip restores amputee's sense of touch,0
thousands of americans to notice first signs of dementia while visiting parents over holiday,1
first-time voter will always remember day he cast ballot for nick barborak,1
"clinton, hours before 9/11 attack, said he 'could have killed' bin laden",0
be aware' is the anthem for self-serving millenial activism,0
"um, reese witherspoon's look-alike daughter is stunning",0
"if twitter can #addclimatechangetotv, then maybe trump will pay attention",0
team of sherpas first to scale everest in 2 years,0
videos of chicago police shooting of cedrick chatman released,0
these vintage ads prove we had no idea what the future would actually look like,0
showdown with johnson & johnson's alex gorsky,0
love letters from wwii: in memory of my father,0
this color-changing cake is like magic you can eat,0
poll finds majority of americans have never met willem dafoe,1
area man relieved to hear state of union still strong,1
virginia shooting somehow proves what every single american has been saying all along,1
nation's optimists need to shut the fuck up right now,1
heartbreaking illustrations document the last words of unarmed black men,0
ben carson's message undercut by eyes drifting in different directions,1
"gop lawmaker, already punished for claiming parents' money as his own, does it again",0
microwave-popcorn bag a maze of arrows and instructions,1
police in ferguson let high-profile journalists go while charging regular folks with crimes,0
bbc reveals happy ending to 'planet earth ii's' most heartbreaking scene,0
dad recommends hotel 10 miles away from city you're visiting,1
why we don't know the size of the transgender population,0
who says all countries should tax sugary drinks to curb obesity,0
excited firefighters point out kid on tricycle,1
kourtney kardashian thinks life without 'keeping up with the kardashians' would make her 'so happy',0
pantene releases new complicated 1-in-2 shampoo,1
hostage negotiation talks stall in congress,1
my picks for gospel winners at the grammys,0
new report finds voters have no idea how outraged they supposed to be about anything anymore,1
new ted cruz super-pacs take in record haul,0
how to find work you love,0
patty jenkins is already thinking about a 'wonder woman' sequel,0
biden regales dnc with story of '80s girl band vixen breaking hard rock's glass ceiling,1
ultra hammer' to revolutionize modern pounding,1
paula deen releases delicious new butter product made from her breast milk,1
how to make this glitter eyeliner from fashion week work in real life,0
gop voters want an outsider. can marco rubio convince them he is one?,0
the one thing you never want to hear tim gunn say about your outfit,0
area man going to great lengths to conceal his perfectly normal behavior,1
u.s. state department: global terrorist attacks down 13 percent in 2015,0
temp replaced with cheaper temp,1
90% of audience at college graduation involved in heated family argument,1
an educator's lament: part i -- symptoms of our educational demise,0
snl's jeff richards' delivers 2014's strangest electro-dance comedy greatest hits album,0
report finds one in five americans struggle with properly masking depression,1
overtired 398-month-old throws tantrum,1
tpp: obama's folly,0
oregon militants' sympathizers emboldened by acquittal in wildlife refuge takeover,0
childhood friend stops writing after two e-mails,1
ramadan: religious fervor taken over by media capitalists?,0
"i'm not really looking to date right now,' says man, as if he not at mercy of love's powerful, mysterious ways",1
family braces as autistic son discovers amtrak's 'track a train' webpage,1
"trump too lazy and 'indifferent' to hurt allies by sharing intel, white house officials tell nyt",0
transitional: #1 summer design style,0
hot puerto rican scientist sweeps latin nobel prize awards,1
real-life twist endings no one saw coming -- no one!,0
"big coal funded this prominent climate change denier, docs reveal",0
office disgusted by two coworkers getting all chummy with each other,1
poll: 68% of americans believe lee harvey oswald acted like asshole,1
grandson's jigsaw puzzle strategy fucking pathetic,1
australian forced to flee homeland to sell his microwave omelet cooker,1
scott pruitt accused of bribing fifa referee within 10 minutes of u.s. world cup announcement,1
secretary of the ulterior clearly vying for better cabinet position,1
"weird, creepy guy just hanging around same website all day long",1
half-dressed man frantically scrambles out of home after hearing toyotathon deals won't last long,1
ariana grande singlehandedly saves tidal with musical impressions on 'snl',0
trump wistfully smells lock of murdered journalist's hair gifted to him by putin,1
area dad to spend next few days or so telling son it important to respect women,1
prima donna surgeon storms out of half-full operating theater,1
california marijuana businesses get their first commercial insurer,0
outside not looking forward to people wanting to walk around in it again this summer,1
jonathan safran foer guesses it's time to give up on silly little dream of becoming good writer,1
marilyn monroe's jfk birthday dress sells for an unbelievable sum,0
new poll finds 80% of americans would just fucking destroy pan of brownies,1
senate grapples with tax cut plan's impact on federal deficit,0
scott pruitt nervously picks up walking pace as hundreds of whooping cranes begin silently perching around him,1
open-minded man would be willing to look past jennifer lawrence's flaws,1
busy romney sorry he missed nation's piano recital,1
zales introduces new line of casual dating diamond rings,1
realistic day planner only includes first couple weeks after purchase,1
john kerry costs u.s. defense industry $400 billion,1
john boehner: we should know if paul ryan is running for speaker soon,0
running from your past: read this magical novel,0
slightest amount of physical contact apologized for,1
behind the scenes of an intricate fbi sting,0
"if these guys don't convince you judge garland is 'superbly qualified,' no one will",0
temp excited to begin first day as secretary of agriculture,1
prank changes highway sign to reference 'christmas vacation',0
borrowers pay sky-high rates in a subprime bubble for used cars,0
tim kaine found riding conveyor belt during factory campaign stop,1
don't buy donald trump's false narrative: black veterans matter,0
china refuses overseas treatment for critically ill nobel peace prize winner,0
"cynthia nixon's 'fix our subway' ads shred cuomo's mta, commuters rejoice",0
progressive parents refuse to tell child its sex,1
how to recover from unicorn hair,0
"urban legends true,' says friend of cousin's roommate",1
jessica simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs,1
maple tree wishes it was given a say in becoming memorial to man's dead wife,1
"news roundup for august 2, 2017",0
"man allegedly vandalizes own truck, blames 'black lives matter'",0
"liberals return to sodomy, welfare fraud",1
horrible band obviously not listening to its influences,1
"girlfriend, girlfriend's brother look way too much alike",1
report: there probably not the best place to stand,1
22 animals wearing pajamas just because,0
what we know about the link between fever during pregnancy and autism,0
u.s. dollar drops against counterfeit u.s. dollar,1
new leather-bound notebook to really unleash area woman's creativity,1
nation shocked cop facing punishment for murder,1
"the legend of goddess bunny, hollywood's forgotten, disabled, trans art star",0
apple will probably introduce a new iphone sept. 9,0
trump fundraising still not in high gear,0
new study confirms this didn't even feel like a 4-day work week,1
music compels weak man to dance,1
rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore,0
21st century black giving:  10 high impact principles for a new year,0
man practices haircut request before heading to barber,1
u.s. advises allies not to border russia,1
weakling president asks imaginary man in sky to bless nation,1
least popular guy at house party really hitting it off with dog,1
"bombs explode outside 2 churches in las cruces, new mexico",0
motivational tape gets man excited for 20 minutes,1
department of homeland security not about to raise alert level for 14th anniversary of 9/11,1
palestinians and standing rock native americans share a struggle for justice,0
area child disappointed to learn parents' love unconditional,1
visionary sports columnist asserts that muhammad ali's greatest fight wasn't in the ring,1
should we give cops 'benefit of the doubt' when they kill unarmed people?,0
irish wake a blur,1
hippie very involved in hippie non-sports,1
back to school: teens and digital stress,0
"pentagon allocates $600,000 for actual gun used in 'scarface'",1
eric clapton ossifies,1
trump claims star of david picture isn't anti-semitic,0
transgender troops are fighting for this country. will our country fight for them?,0
michele bachmann announces bid to be discussed more than she deserves in 2012,1
congress may actually do something on criminal justice reform,0
the best places to be in march,0
less popular friend proposes combining birthdays into single party,1
sharon tate's sister rips 'tacky' hilary duff film about manson family murder,0
entire conversation with parents spent changing the subject,1
technophile has coolest junk drawer ever,1
new details paint unsettling pictures of london attackers,0
"mar-a-lago member complains about loud, obnoxious cabinet meeting at next table",1
"i can't do this again,' shaking, sweating donald trump says after nervously vomiting before rally",1
4 high-level languages for front-end developers,0
kimmy schmidt' star tituss burgess follows up 'peeno noir' with ode to multicultural penis,0
"mysterious defibrillator saves accident victim, disappears",1
drake bell mourns the loss of ex-girlfriend stevie ryan with heart-wrenching tweets,0
dementia patient's family keeps ripping her away from idyllic world of 1950s,1
the world's fastest blind woman has no plans to slow down,0
mike pence training for vice presidential debate by hitting punching bag with climate change study taped on front,1
red hot chili peppers accidentally write song about new hampshire,1
how to eliminate procrastination (the surprising strategy one man used),0
3d-printed 'eyes' could help blind children's faces grow naturally,0
area lady's gentleman caller under employ of jiffy lube,1
yoko ono released from hospital after treatment for 'serious' flu-like symptoms,0
blood-spattered suri cruise drags dog carcass to mother's doorstep,1
this usain bolt fan totally wins the cheering olympics,0
graffiti artist no longer putting his heart in it,1
jeb bush may be the most awkward 2016 candidate,0
man eating cashew butter can't believe he wasted so many years fucking around with peanut butter,1
officials: afghan taliban ready for open peace talks,0
"dear white people' cast, crew honor jordan edwards with scholarship fund",0
bill maher has superficial debate about 'n***a' after controversy,0
a key consideration when refinancing your student loans,0
father sits teenage son down to explain how sex with mom works,1
what you should know before making a major life change,0
america is globally shamed for its pathetic minimum wage,0
how the washington nationals won over a young atlanta braves fan,0
how tax cuts led to west virginia's massive teacher strike,0
the only parenting advice i'd dare to give,0
fire chief grants fireman 3-day extension on difficult fire,1
weekend roundup: victory in myanmar for democracy -- on a leash,0
"please god, not robin williams...",0
every person in high-end singapore casino either carrying out or target of assassination,1
chris hemsworth dances 'wrecking ball' with his kids in the living room,0
another entry in the files of 'jennifer lopez is better at dubsmash than you',0
britney spears' abs are your monday morning workout motivation,0
boss able to seamlessly blend constructive criticism with personal attacks,1
dorm room decorated with empty bottles of adderall,1
"as the u.s. stops funding reproductive health services, china should step in",0
everything old is new again,0
laura ingraham learned the hard way she can't do what the boys do at fox news,0
james corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack,0
artist merges genders with her late lover as ultimate artistic collaboration (nsfw),0
jyothi rao: on threads of authenticity,0
pope francis delivers eucharist philly style,1
"holy mother of all that is good, 'curb your enthusiasm' is officially back",0
uncle strikes out hard with book gift,1
mitt romney graciously accepts thing he has paid millions of dollars for,1
nabisco introduces x-treme salt-assault saltines,1
what if every school had this sign?,0
assistant uses cake to smuggle cake-decorating set to martha stewart,1
helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling,0
"1994 video-store receipt reveals clinton rented night eyes 2, 3",1
area man good for the economy,1
senate democrats already willing to work with trump administration,0
mindfulness in your 20s: understanding the brain on stress,0
"enchanted by own innocence, michael jackson molests self",1
read live updates on the cnn democratic debate,0
high-school teacher reluctantly breaks up fight,1
"melting ice sheets changing the way the earth wobbles on its axis, says nasa",0
all gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken),0
cretinous reprobate home for the holidays,1
baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake will not seek re-election,0
area father takes one more look at liner notes of daughter's britney spears album,1
7 mistakes leaders make that make everyone miserable,0
quest for affordable housing drives people away from the coasts,0
chrissy teigen poses poolside with a plate of chicken on her thigh,0
surrendering trump boys solemnly salute each other before leaping from white house first-story window,1
mozambique devises national plan to end child marriage,0
5 workaholic rules for staying out of the emergency room,0
lone house with no halloween decorations by far spookiest in neighborhood,1
police confirm car had ethanol in system at time of crash,1
ai scientists theorize existence of numbers greater than 1,1
7 tips for surviving the holidays when kids (or grandkids) are sick,0
lindsey graham's leaked voicemails are very revealing,0
hospital paperwork reduces man's reading comprehension to first-grade level,1
kim kardashian just wore her most confusing look yet,0
world wildlife fund announces new breeding program to create way more squirrels than necessary,1
"the difference between social anxiety and introversion, in 4 comics",0
helicopter ride pretty much delivers the goods,1
how we do it: success in the classroom,0
chimp study on human-evasion response to feces-hurling nearly complete,1
seating chart revised to put problem senators up front,1
woman claims she had miscarriage after cop used stun gun against her,0
"kim, cosby and kim: 2014's greatest fails",0
shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news,0
area man remembers less politically correct time when christmas was about honoring the glory of saturn,1
enormous man spends another day indoors,1
the time i came out to my grandmother and she didn't die,0
"speculating about candidate health is mudslinging, not medicine",0
8 things we wish our mothers had told us about aging,0
"schock is scrutinized around the country, but especially in his home district",0
7-year-old loses respect for shrek after seeing him in burger king commercial,1
all of man's accomplishments overshadowed by hefty birth weight,1
woman rises early to sow seeds of day's first gchats,1
slow-thinking bystander weighing pros and cons of pulling man out of river,1
illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor,0
oscar meyer introduces new wiener mobility scooter,1
don't buy donald trump's false narrative: black veterans matter,0
pope admits he made 'serious errors' in handling chile sex abuse allegations,0
"chris hughes throws in the towel, puts 'new republic' up for sale",0
frustrated dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger,1
newly sober kavanaugh introduces sponsor who says he needs supreme court seat as part of recovery,1
the 'titanic ii' will bring history to life with its 2018 maiden voyage,0
tuesday's morning email: trump's bad press just got worse,0
supreme court justices keep citing cases roberts and alito are too young to remember,1
donald trump promises republican senator he'll lose an election that doesn't exist,0
here's how trump's rage campaign opened the door to the james comey firing,0
confederate flag doesn't fly with california lawmakers,0
"i need feminism, so why do some feminists exclude me?",0
study: not being an asshole boss may boost employee morale,1
texas high school coach allegedly told black students 'i'm going to hang you in that tree',0
man hammers 38 nails with his skull in pursuit of world record,0
tracy morgan forgives the truck driver who almost killed him,0
photographer diego saldiva lived a nightmare every parent fears,0
jussie smollett arrives in court wearing full-body cast,1
concert security drastically overestimating fans' desire to get close to cheap trick,1
kam chancellor got the cops called on him for looking at a gym,0
"women aren't immune to sexism anywhere, even at the olympics",0
khloe kardashian takes waist training to the extreme,0
man wishes there were some kind of pre-midterm race where voters could select better candidates,1
the one question that captures the bittersweet reality of divorce,0
gender non-conforming kids caught in the crosshairs of hate,0
reminder: scott disick is just a fly in kourtney kardashian's instagram web,0
alabama education official warns of 'homosexualist' common core takeover,0
completely out-of-control cell phone nearly vibrates itself off table,1
this canadian mega-mall is your new vacation spot,0
a review: 'one teen story',0
why progressives are cautiously optimistic about hillary clinton,0
you did great!' terrified personal assistant tells clint eastwood,1
90 percent of americans now wearing laminated id badges,1
clinton gets box to put government's stuff in,1
mental hospital fire leaves hundreds of demons homeless,1
listening to nas makes me complicit in misogynoir,0
the lesson of harvey and irma: an animal's best ally is its community,0
national dialogue dusted off,1
trump's prefrontal cortex admits it can't possibly filter all impulsive comments coming from rest of brain,1
nation mostly alarmed that government's top programs handled by 29-year-olds,1
man always attempts to intercept tossed things,1
president's cathartic words help nation begin to heal following yet another senseless 'saturday night live',1
man trying to enter conversation spends few minutes smiling and nodding at edge of circle,1
michelin introduces tires for women,1
shy friend experimenting with personality,1
heavenly authorities arrest god for leaving children in overheating planet,1
state rep. claims god is talking to him,0
new study finds humans could lose vestigial heads in less than 100 years,1
real toy used as sex toy,1
las vegas review-journal removes questions about newspaper's new mystery owner,0
director has clear vision of how studio will destroy movie,1
recipe for a great mom: reflections from one outnumbered male,0
beautiful boozy cadbury creme egg milkshakes!,0
what everyday iranians have to say about the nuclear deal now that it's a reality,0
nation struggling to keep track of how far along it is in all its ongoing grieving processes,1
you can get trump's voice on your gps now because we're all masochists,0
researchers discover female frogs prefer mate who knows way around the cloaca,1
game review: 'super mario maker' is a diy triumph,0
iceberg sighs contentedly as it slowly lowers itself into warm arctic water,1
lone man tries to take on a crowd of looters in ferguson,0
steve nash responds to injury critics with emotional letter,0
want to be more memorable? create your own personal connection story,0
"west virginia mayor, official lose jobs over post calling michelle obama 'ape in heels' (update)",0
new york philharmonic hosts open-mic night,1
pectoral muscles targeted by fitness fundamentalists,1
woman forced to do some detective work after obituary for dead classmate leaves off cause of death,1
why my daughter's nursery will be pink,0
why smartphone use helps develop 21st century skills in higher education,0
will the atlanta falcons rise up or shrink down?,0
public assured escaped convict has 24 years of rehabilitation under his belt,1
elizabeth warren to campaign with hillary clinton in ohio,0
report: it pretty incredible that americans entrusted with driving cars,1
how to make your blow-out last even longer,0
police found golden state killer by tracing owner of 'iamthegoldenstatekiller.com' website,1
trump hints at obamacare replacement that would look nothing like what republicans have in mind,0
if area dad steps on legos one more time,1
chicago out of names for subdivisions,1
disappointed first-time voter thought he was going to get to pull big lever,1
dept. of homeland security introduces dhs for men,1
no one is talking about this terrible outcome of the gop health plan,0
celebrating christmas,0
a nutritionist's top menu picks from popular american chain restaurants,0
knocked-out secret service agents wake to realize jimmy carter loose,1
area family awakes to find michelle obama tending backyard garden,1
fda deems genetically modified salmon too handsome to eat,1
why justin bieber was baptized in an nba player's bathtub,0
amy poehler and ike barinholtz try to play guess who without discriminating,0
retired factory worker had no idea earnings from '50s would have to support 3 generations of family,1
jeb bush may be the most awkward 2016 candidate,0
big checks power jeb bush super pac's unreal money haul,0
the fallen served for our freedom,0
watch evacuating soccer fans sing the french national anthem after paris attacks,0
paddle into history in the first los angles river boat race,0
jonathan franzen rushes over to guy on subway reading 'the corrections' to introduce himself,1
weekend roundup: u.s. media mirrors trump's 'america first' myopia on north korea,0
how nonprofits make our lives livable,0
starbucks' midnight mint mocha frapp couldn't be further from the unicorn frappuccino,0
california's golden healthcare opportunity,0
democrats are ceding foreign policy too early in the 2016 election,0
retirees speak out on crucial lawn care issues,1
man clearly gamed 'which teenage mutant ninja turtle are you?' quiz to get raphael,1
how i can lighten up in the wake of overwhelming loss,0
"grocery store bar actually has great little happy hour, reports man with a serious problem",1
stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave,0
maid dreams children will one day be maids in wealthier households,1
biden's ebay feedback rating dips below 35 percent,1
real-life pepe le pew rapes cat,1
true blood' characters openly talking about how they can't wait for episode to end,1
is putting a plastic container in the microwave really that bad?,0
baby found on doorstep moved to neighbor's doorstep,1
revisit your favorite junkie pals in the 'trainspotting 2' trailer,0
businesses say anti-lgbt bills could cost texas billions,0
facebook plans to hand over russia-linked ads to congress,0
esl textbook concentrates on food-preparation vocabulary,1
8 things we wish our mothers had told us about aging,0
man at park who set up table full of water cups has no idea how passing marathon runners got impression they can take them,1
"ailey dancers and the kids with disabilities: ""if a finger can move, they're a part of it""",0
study: u.s. wastes 2 million hours annually figuring out where tape roll starts,1
young frenchman identified as possible bomber in attack on bataclan concert hall,0
mom learns about new vegetable,1
wanda hallburton's gps guide for positive self-talk,0
anchor babies' and the gop's manifest destiny politics,0
sharon stone slammed by 'golden boy' director,0
theater: nph is... wait for it... epic in 'hedwig;' daniel radcliffe is impressive in 'cripple;' 'the great immensity' isn't,0
road sign over-explains highway's dangers,1
ukraine begins to cut off transportation to crimea,0
black freshmen at university of pennsylvania receive racist messages depicting lynchings,0
it's not eisenhower or reagan's republican party anymore,0
"americans are embarrassed by farts, says least surprising poll ever",0
whole foods transforms another ordinary vegetable into status symbol,1
ashley benson is giving us 'baywatch' vibes in a red swimsuit,0
stoners announce plans to get stoned for that,1
capitol building dome deflates,1
balanced budget amendment fails amid gop fiscal hypocrisy,0
parents finally tell 2-year-old about 9/11,1
etiquette tips for celebrating graduations,0
donald trump meets chief justice roberts to talk inauguration,0
"cutting off politwoops, twitter follows the needs of politicians, not public interest",0
three questions about the aereo supreme court case that desperately need answers,0
trump letter resigning from hundreds of companies seems like a big deal. it isn't.,0
trump pardons?,0
housing prices spike as tech employee takes stroll through neighborhood,1
the redheads are coming! the redheads are coming!,0
u.s. changes motto to 'america... we're gonna make ya smile',1
21st century black giving:  10 high impact principles for a new year,0
kevin spacey responds to assault allegations by seeking treatment for homosexuality,1
report: only 20 minutes until introverted man gets to leave party,1
general nathan bedford forrest versus the ku klux klan,0
saudi operative mortified after surveillance footage reveals he wore same outfit as khashoggi,1
another times square 'spider-man' arrested,0
"cult leader pretty cool, actually",1
nation doesn't know if it can take another bullshit speech about healing,1
this veteran's story shows the healing power of having a service dog,0
paul ryan sitting among undecided voters at town hall debate,1
"mccain, graham announce support for former exxon mobil ceo rex tillerson",0
"""i am equal to any man,"" says stern woman who likely does not menstruate",1
t-boz adds more fuel to ongoing drama with former manager,0
"increasingly obsessed robert mueller forces wife to dye hair blond, dress like ivanka",1
"missing puppy headed back to worried owners after 2,400-mile road trip",0
the 10 best cities to throw a pool party,0
woman injured in hostile makeover,1
here's what it would look like if kids planned the family vacations,0
5-year-old boy faces a tough decision about his girlfriends,0
with mia love's election we're still not post-racial,0
"chris christie, mike huckabee bumped from main gop debate",0
concert crowd worried singer who stepped away from mic won't make it back in time for chorus,1
dana loesch rethinking loyalties after seeing how much airtime teen activists getting,1
how fico's new credit score will impact consumers,0
a game show winner on his biggest jackpot yet: a son,0
"who's that woman dressed like bowie at the oscars? introducing, sandy powell.",0
a brief history of paul ryan's dance of death with donald trump,0
thirtysomething scientists unveil doomsday clock of hair loss,1
"for novelists, success is not monetary",0
5 tips to help you deal with an estranged child,0
report: iran's supreme leader sent obama a secret letter,0
watch this little girl age 80 years right before your eyes,0
company hosts fun night for employees to get drunk and complain,1
"seriously, where do all the baby socks go?",0
hair salon's 'quiet chair' is a dream for haters of smalltalk,0
a small senate victory maintains methane regulation,0
aviva sees the light,0
10 essential life lessons from a grandma,0
smoke rings delighting newborn,1
arne duncan stressed about preparing for standardized secretary of education exam,1
new aetna wedding registry lets guests purchase medical procedures couple picked out,1
love for jesus inspires honk,1
trump's daca decision turns its back on our nation's principles,0
"world shocked by possible link between olympics, big money",1
training entry plus 5,0
child's favorite restaurant also dad's favorite bar,1
ups tweeted -- then deleted -- a bizarre mlk jr message,0
graphic photos from the gaza strip show utter destruction and death,0
affable detective with healthy personal life hasn't solved case in months,1
education for the world we want (part 2),0
travel channel blows its 'bed and breakfasts of new england' wad,1
abc corrects explosive michael flynn report that drove down stocks,0
"parents' password a grotesque combination of children's names, birthdays",1
sen. jeff merkley stages all-night protest on senate floor against gorsuch nomination,0
u.s. army now just chasing single remaining isis soldier around ruins of syrian village,1
texas won't stop denying immigrants' children birth certificates -- for now,0
justice scalia calls out a colleague for flip-flopping on juvenile justice,0
drake's super bowl ad makes you wanna call someone on your cell phone,0
elderly man can't wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories,1
judge compares trans student's case to america's greatest civil rights battles,0
the 'mind diet' could protect you from alzheimer's and age-related cognitive decline,0
olive garden voted best italian restaurant in annual 'milwaukee magazine' awards,1
trump jr. left open possibility that dad knew of trump tower meeting at the time,0
"recently discovered 13,000-year-old footprints reveal humans danced the charleston earlier than first thought",1
drunk pilot going to pull over onto cloud until he sobers up a little,1
the best reason to love our bodies,0
"in u.s. visit, theresa may calls on trump to stand united",0
the $400 juicero juicer is the funniest silicon valley fail in forever,0
looking for love online? here's the best way to do it,0
trump is the 'embodiment of everything republicans were trying to exorcise',0
ipod made by chinese children to benefit african children,1
congress ties controversial cybersecurity bill to key spending package,0
aid for syrians stuck on border due to political bickering,0
4 identity protection habits every college student should have,0
"during the debate, these two did the unthinkable and united the country",0
a measles outbreak is growing in arizona,0
man wouldn't have worn costume to work if he'd known he was getting laid off,1
bratz movie accidentally released,1
kate mara's angelic emmy dress nails it,0
"is the southern baptist church having an identity crisis, or am i?",0
not your mother's james baldwin,0
christianity's hijacked brand,0
isla fisher thanks donald trump for showing that 'unqualified orange people can win things',0
partygoer gets thoughtful,1
prince's former flame sheila e. mourns death of music legend: 'thank god love lives forever',0
"frustrated rahm emanuel torn between addressing chicago's shootings, just fucking going for nation's murder capital",1
last 12 years a real wake-up call for area man,1
rumsfeld wearing same shirt for fourth straight day,1
"years of networking, glad-handing sabotaged by coworker's good idea",1
what to give your very good dog this holiday season,0
woman conducting ongoing scientific experiment on own skin,1
"ukraine: russia has massed 45,000 troops on joint border",0
baby new year abandoned in street,1
ctrl+ plus: a closer look at amc's halt and catch fire,0
one beer can't do local alcoholic any harm,1
how american sniper became a surprise mega-hit honoring america's martial culture and highlighting the futility of the iraq war,0
washington post: maine gov. paul lepage is 'completely unhinged' and should quit,0
don't expect to see kim kardashian give birth on tv again,0
gay conversion therapists claim most patients fully straight by the time they commit suicide,1
"kavanaugh: 'i am not denying that ford was sexually assaulted in some alternate dimension, plane of existence'",1
what i want other parents to know about living with food allergies,0
ashes of deceased presidents rubbed upon voters' heads in hallowed election day tradition,1
dirty slush machine provides children in florida taste of winter,1
abandoned mall retains eerie vestiges of fun shopping atmosphere,1
donating -- is it the american way?,0
long-lost salamander rediscovered in guatemalan jungle,0
selena gomez fuels zedd dating rumors with instagram photo,0
metta world peace thinks that matt barnes fight factored into derek fisher's firing,0
this obviously aliens' first abduction,1
13 powerful essays from progressive people of faith in 2016,0
emotional el chapo reunited with family following passage of criminal justice reform bill,1
colleges pressured by feds to avoid asking about criminal records on applications,0
"arcade fire, bon iver, strokes form supergroup for one night only",0
bill cosby feeling better now,1
10 secrets of irresistible people,0
"move over, katy perry. this nerdy professor has his own closing argument to make for clinton.",0
texas gov. rick perry indicted for wearing hipster glasses,0
parents at graduation celebrate child's last accomplishment,1
tense party enters third hour of unplayed acoustic guitar leaning against wall,1
"revamped wpa to create 50,000 new jobs by disassembling, reassembling hoover dam",1
census bureau releases annual report on neighborhood vibes,1
gop 'ins' alabama representative,1
wedding caterer likes to throw in extra potatoes if it seems like couple genuinely in love,1
richard branson's global-warming donation nearly as much as cost of failed balloon trips,1
struggling us airways introduces $100 million bomb fee,1
trump supporters organize their own rallies across the country,0
apple recalls thousands of earbuds that unexpectedly bloomed,1
obama family adopts 44-year-old portuguese water man,1
"uma thurman, ethan hawke to sire new race of homo celbritans",1
meet baton rouge's hip-hop catholic priest,0
38 of the best macaroni and cheese recipes on planet earth,0
the global deal: a new economic consensus,0
maid dreams children will one day be maids in wealthier households,1
pope francis to issue edict on climate change,0
trevor noah mockingly praises trump's 'right racism' of 'pocahontas' slur,0
man floating in bubble rescued,0
ariel winter slayed prom with this disney princess moment,0
"trump calls black supporter 'thug,' throws him out of rally",0
stressed lab rat breaking out in human ears,1
extensive coral reef found hidden at the mouth of the amazon river,0
american citizens split on doj memo authorizing government to kill them,1
man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him,1
trump attacks 'groveling' author of study showing no voter fraud,0
report: annie sabatino's boyfriend like 23 or something,1
kelly ripa returns to 'live' and speaks from the heart after week-long absence,0
what a dust devil looks like on mars,0
8 adorable dogs playing in the snow,0
jerry always willing to pick up overtime,1
"almost 9 million people enroll in obamacare, despite trump's sabotage attempts",0
"gaunt, weathered john kerry leads prisoner uprising in siberian labor camp",1
how the csa model supports a farm,0
6-year-old becomes first child to complete solo ride around block,1
coworker most valuable to office when he fails to show up,1
gears of war crimes court finds 2006 locust horde massacre justified,1
matthew mcconaughey once faked an australian accent for an entire year,0
brutalized toothbrush wishes owner would just let it die,1
"broncos, jaguars helmets sustain severe damage in monday night football helmet collision",1
fire island is oasis for queer creatives,0
mcdonald's unveils new senior citizen playplace,1
scared of dying,0
"william baldwin 'wouldn't vote' for trump, but knows why so many others might",0
u.s. stock market soars after bernanke's reassuring comments about 'pacific rim',1
"trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can't name a single sacrifice",0
inside the senate's bipartisan move to gut post-crisis banking regulations,0
popular new exercise app just tells users they ran 5 miles a day no matter what,1
a millennial dad's tech divide,0
"jeff flake delivers searing, critical applause for trump during state of the union",1
j. k. rowling mocks donald trump with magical 'harry potter' taunt,0
why emma watson is taking a year off acting,0
actual problem a nice change of pace for anxious man,1
huffpollster: many americans supported stricter gun laws even before the orlando shooting,0
new employee has never known decadent pleasures of old office,1
the middle east after isis,0
jesus was a socialist,0
"at this prison, people and animals get second chances",0
can't a girl just gig?,0
religious persecution on the rise: minorities under threat in the middle east,0
woman with low self-esteem boosts area man's self-esteem,1
report: tiger that mauled roy horn still struggling to find work,1
lucky charms' new marshmallow piece is the magical unicorn head,0
woman quickly reading up on candidates' policy stances after voting,1
blagojevich claims behavior was just elaborate plan to surprise patrick fitzgerald with senate nomination on his birthday,1
jeff bridges just proved he really is the dude,0
spring skiing in southern vermont,0
determined restaurant patrons tough it out on chilly patio,1
nicolas sarkozy promises nationwide ban of burkinis if elected,0
hamburger creeped out by eerie soy facsimile of itself on grill,1
smithsonian acquires rare photograph where whole family looks really nice,1
family thought grandfather might enjoy watching worst little league game imaginable,1
report: laura's divorce threatens razor-thin democratic majority in family,1
what common can teach men about getting dressed,0
danny pintauro clarifies tony danza's 'disappointed' comment: 'he's worried about me more than anything',0
dress code cracked,1
bernie sanders has a message for his loudest supporters,0
rob kardashian posts cutest video for his anniversary with blac chyna,0
thousands return to unemployment following end of  writers strike,1
what if you couldn't protect your children?,0
exasperated shark can't believe it traveled 3 miles for single drop of blood,1
roy moore on pedophilia accusers: 'these women are only discrediting me now because shifting sociocultural norms have created an environment in which assault allegations are taken seriously',1
la phil's long journey with pelléas et mélisande a glowing success,0
conga-line participant beckons ominously,1
arne duncan stressed about preparing for standardized secretary of education exam,1
ben stiller reading trump's 'stable genius' tweets as zoolander is like ridiculously funny,0
not sure what an apple watch is for? try these 12 apps,0
central london panics over reports of shots fired,0
newly unemployed woman enjoys equal pay for first time in career,1
zayn malik breaks his twitter silence to thank fans,0
"chattanooga shooter obtained some guns legally, intended to 'murder' police: officials",0
"liberals, it's time to look at ourselves in the mirror",0
man dies falling from wall after cops use taser during chase,0
accused killer wanted 'army of people who'd do anything he asked',0
thinking more broadly about mothering this mother's day,0
maid of honor specifically selected for ability to take emotional beating,1
man defends home state's license plate design,1
traveling in britain during a transit strike? log on to twitter.,0
behold the majesty of the turkey,0
airasia passengers share stories of near-misses that kept them off vanished plane,0
nepotism passed off as synergy,1
joan rivers remembered,0
the fallen served for our freedom,0
"family knows not to interrupt dad while he's skimming pool, listening to orioles radio broadcast",1
guardian news & media to cut costs by 20%,0
national weather service to give hurricanes full names,1
america ferrera's response to reporter's tone deaf question will make you cheer,0
obama spends another night searching behind white house paintings for safes,1
5 resistance resolutions,0
does obstruction of justice trump possible russian collusion?,0
shocked dzhokar tsarnaev always thought classmates were really great judges of character,1
relationship experts recommend telling woman you would die for her at outset of first date,1
donald trump says hollywood pulled 'the race card' with criticism at oscars,0
led bulb coming to terms with fact that it will outlive all its friends,1
"we're getting closer to leaving home without phones, and this thing is the key",0
leading probability researchers confounded by three coworkers wearing same shirt color on same day,1
"stop right now, this is the most precious beach town you'll ever see",0
the 7 places even organized people just don't organize,0
red lobster introduces new mechanical jumbo shrimp ride,1
unpopular student ridiculed mercilessly in teacher's lounge,1
donald trump injects yet another conspiracy theory into 2016 news cycle,0
lifetime releases the first trailer for toni braxton's 'unbreak my heart',0
report: sheldon adelson backs trump trip to israel after $100 million pledge,0
express-lane cashier confirms her nails are real,1
ozzy wins tickets to ozzfest,1
eat your veggies: 9 deliciously different recipes,0
u.s. citizens say they were detained by border patrol agent for 'speaking spanish',0
"new york post lobs gop endorsement to donald trump, because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",0
"actor michael rapaport takes a knee, unloads on 'dumb motherf--ker' donald trump",0
9 fabulous gift ideas for older loved ones,0
7 questions about the recent oil price slump,0
she quit working for trump. now she's running for congress to fight him.,0
3 reminders that can help you raise resilient kids,0
report: average person spends 27% of lifetime in the way,1
newly released female iraqi prisoners offered playboy spread,1
why this lawyer quit his job to open a national mustard museum,0
two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying,1
"stormy daniels, flouting nda, details trump affair to '60 minutes'",0
rosemary farina - creating a signature for success,0
"in 'margaritaville,' broadway's lisa howard finds strength and self-worth",0
gop sen. bob corker: trump hasn't demonstrated 'stability' or 'competence',0
area man still searching for hookup subculture on linkedin,1
j.k. rowling's new show is nothing like 'harry potter',0
steven spielberg joins dc universe for 'blackhawk' film,0
the basics of personal branding - five simple questions before you start,0
new hampshire looking increasingly out of reach for donald trump,0
entire life of universe flashes before stephen hawking's eyes,1
this is the 'single biggest barrier to sexual satisfaction',0
kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire,0
low-budget film panders just as shamelessly as big studio feature,1
weekend encounter with coworker never acknowledged,1
trump's switzerland trip cancelled as president deemed flight risk,1
local man vows revenge against atlantic ocean,1
the late show' updated trump's election night speech with annotations,0
house panel votes to keep congressional reports private,0
immigration officials asking about fourth-grader turned away by nyc school,0
matt damon now knows you are sexually attracted to his ponytail,0
great books of western civilization used to accent den,1
beauty legend bobbi brown on why you should probably throw away your sunblock and skip the botox,0
critics accuse new movie of glorifying sex,1
geopolitical balance of power somehow unaffected by death of princess,1
"it's snowing in hawaii right now, and we can't wait to visit",0
yahoo's meeting programmatic demand from advertisers at the newfront (video),0
why your happiest day at work was 5 years ago,0
these timelapses of america's fastest-growing cities will make your jaw drop,0
oprah winfrey breaks record for most appearances on the cover of 'o magazine',1
elderly patient threatened with suppository,1
this donut-shaped pool table is homer simpson's dream come true,0
james van der beek's daughters had an amazing reaction to 'moana' performance,0
guy sipping energy drink on subway probably heading off to snowboard in x games or something,1
what is needed for youth entrepreneurship in mena?,0
rembrandt's 'night watch' falls off museum wall after sticky tabs come loose,1
yosemite expands lodging accommodations with new log cabin high-rises,1
why congress matters: lessons from ray rice and the vawa anniversary,0
new numbers reveal huge disparities in opioid prescribing,0
artist's stunning image honors the moment one woman defied a neo-nazi march,0
vagina has five o'clock shadow,1
exploring letters from himmler,0
viewers impressed by how male trump looked during debate,1
this one simple thing makes for a long-lasting marriage,0
"equine voices: a safe haven for abused, neglected and abandoned horses",0
how 'daddy' puts the blame for toxic masculinity on spoiled teenage girls,0
mall debuts pet patrols to save dogs trapped in hot cars,0
i thought mediums were frauds until i met one who knew things she couldn't have known,0
tennis player gabriella taylor possibly poisoned at wimbledon,0
robert mueller driving suv 100 mph down runway as air force one narrowly lifts off,1
investigation in notre dame student-tutor sex scandal reveals startling accusations,0
"despite growing support for marijuana, legalization faces rocky road",0
ringo starr announces 26th beatles album with new backing band,1
where to watch fourth of july fireworks in illinois,0
skittish juniors-department clerk calls security again,1
selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street,0
california lawmakers approve gas tax to pay for $52 billion infrastructure plan,0
a conversation on death and dying with my 5-year-old daughter,0
passenger assures flight attendant he has opened emergency exit dozens of times before,1
screaming japanese schoolgirls overturn greenspan's bus,1
biologists discover billions of missing bees living anonymously in sacramento,1
heartless dutch curators put deranged scrawlings of mentally ill suicide victim on full display for world to mock,1
this pit bull with a cleft palate proved doctors wrong and is now living the good life,0
lure of free meal each shift too great for disgruntled arby's employee,1
the mashed potato recipes you want and need,0
can we bring a glimmer of hope to syrians?,0
"power companies could use drones to save lives, cut costs",0
drake keeps crushing hard on espn reporter doris burke,0
cupcake burglar' busted thanks to frosting,0
civil rights groups pressure senate to reject trump's supreme court nominee,0
"the olympic committee awards the 2024 games to macron, not trump",0
possum gazes longingly at family walking dog,1
mom fires back at shamers who criticized her baby's food photo shoot,0
cnn panelists warn north korea situation way too complex for them to discuss intelligently,1
"charlton heston's gun taken from his cold, dead hands",1
"this is a bad tweet, 'hardball'",0
the oldest people in the world share their secrets,0
the importance of first responders,0
"at the university of texas,  echoes of its confederate past reverberate in the present",0
trump dismisses accusers as women,1
man miscast in role of father,1
new report shows many u.s. businesses actually just fronts for moneymaking operations,1
country music protested in restaurant's kitchen,1
report: 55% of nation's granite now engraved with names of victims,1
the two-for-one move that tones abs and arms at the same time,0
report: rise in global temperatures likely to increase number of americans who fucking reek,1
everyone proud of grandma for staying awake,1
man excited to look like different type of idiot in front of coworkers at bar,1
timeless masterpiece liked,1
ice launches campaign to reunite immigrant children with arresting officer,1
states enacted more than 60 abortion restrictions in 2016,0
jonathan adler's stunning new hotel project has a powerful mission,0
grizzled proofreader has seen it written both ways,1
mumford and sons can't believe they all got each other mandolins for christmas,1
"blissed-out, hemp-wearing sean spicer assures reince priebus this the best thing that ever happened to him",1
student climate change activists deserve support and action for carbon pricing campaign,0
stand up and protect the basic human right to health care,0
kung fu master with iron crotch is one ballsy martial artist,0
secret santa seems to think you a big 'laverne & shirley' fan,1
brutalist beaver constructs paul rudolph-inspired dam,1
rob schneider lands role originally written for chimp,1
how to actually get a bartender's attention,0
"thank a teacher thursday: dominic casulli and the power of encouragement, part 1",0
how depression inspired this woman's career choice,0
"the big bend, a u-shaped skyscraper, could become the longest in the world",0
it'd be pretty easy for trump to pardon his family members. he could even tweet it.,0
"manhattan da swept harvey weinstein sexual harassment under the rug, report alleges",0
peyton manning calls doping allegations 'complete trash',0
senator can't believe he has to come in on a wednesday,1
kids with allergies are more likely to have anxiety and depression,0
carli lloyd correctly says she's the best player in the world,0
mtv movie awards snubs director jonas mekas yet again,1
once-loyal enabler betrays man by suggesting therapy,1
hillary clinton is making big promises to ufo believers,0
film character moves into beautiful brooklyn brownstone after getting dream publishing job,1
report: west virginia feeling pretty smug right about now,1
east st. louis rated number-one city in america by 'poverty magazine',1
moderation and modernity: challenges for moroccan islam,0
report: attempting to prove masculinity results in over 8 million pulled muscles per year,1
bodies of 74 migrants wash up on libyan beach,0
poll: 89% of americans believe obama has failed to bring america closer to celestial utopia of endless pleasure,1
"report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you",1
actress shamed for wearing red to golden globes responds to critics,0
can using this little-known spice actually make you eat less?,0
a radical post-bernie cooperative multicultural immigrant manifesto,0
washed-up former spelling bee champion sitting in front of tv sadly mouthing along with scripps contestants,1
boardroom begins to quake as black-eyed ceo announces vision for future of company,1
9 parking garage designs that are works of art,0
religious freedom in practicing the platinum rule,0
pillsbury doughboy's image sexed up,1
audience calls candidates back on stage for debate encore,1
"three months of fighting in libya's benghazi kills 600, say medics",0
running in tap shoes: choreographer janine molinari on teaching broadway kids and other adventures in dance,0
roomba thrown out of home after being caught staring at sleeping daughter,1
he said he loved me...,0
robert duvall says he might vote third party in 2016,0
white house preemptively attacks congressional budget office on obamacare bill,0
thoughts on national airborne day,0
vr pioneer chris milk: virtual reality will mirror life like nothing else before,0
a christmas miracle,0
how to get researchers to notice an ultra-rare disease,0
mom much more insistent about getting grandkids from one child than other,1
caitlyn jenner on bathing suits: 'don't know if i'm ready to expose myself',0
nypd arrests down for second week,0
deconstructing the fear of rejection: what are we really afraid of?,0
reporter's interview with kristen wiig is hilariously awkward,0
negro week at the 1939–1940 new york world's fair,0
national weather service to give hurricanes full names,1
local man gets cocky with ladder,1
how wilmer valderrama helped make from dusk till dawn a featured attraction at this year's universal studios halloween horror nights,0
sam nunberg: 'i'm not having a meltdown',0
justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner,0
dog born with odds stacked against her found just the parents she needed,0
96-year-old style legend iris apfel just got her very own barbie,0
"obama caves to girl scout lobby, wears tiara in photo",0
immune-deficient realtor forced to spend entire life in housing bubble,1
christianity celebrates one billionth unanswered prayer,1
this. actually. happened.,0
frocked podium boys shine in pre-state-of-the-union rituals,1
trevor noah issues warning about donald trump's apparent flip on gun control,0
katie holmes catches the train at penn station in a ballgown,0
meteorologist has hilarious comeback to daughter who questioned his weather prediction,0
"jian ghomeshi announces new podcast, gets rightfully dragged",0
mom in nightgown mode,1
this horror movie trailer is a spooky way to announce a pregnancy,0
sense8' trailer previews netflix's most mysterious show yet,0
study: u.s. wastes 2 million hours annually figuring out where tape roll starts,1
south korea on heightened alert as north readies for army celebration,0
pueblo indians can't keep pace with area mom's appetite for earthenware,1
two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying,1
report: majority of americans stopped paying attention several words ago,1
"romney delivers stern warning to china, speaking directly into the camera in fluent mandarin",1
watch bryan cranston's 'malcolm in the middle' character morph into walter white,0
aides advise obama to avoid any mention of america during state of the union speech,1
riz ahmed's emmy is a win for south asian representation on tv,0
reply all email creates havoc for case western students' inboxes,0
marriage confession: our 50 shades are more frayed than grey,0
loyal dog waits 2 full hours before consuming dead owner's face,1
man convicted of killing his first family pleads guilty to slaying his second,0
border patrol violence must stop,0
who declares sierra leone free of ebola,0
prison inmates name feared guard known as 'captain america',0
nick offerman's satirical video shows the sad state of school lunches,0
stress can cancel out the benefits of 'healthy' fat,0
clinton hitchhikes to st. louis for jazzfest,1
watch katy perry's hilarious segway fail at burning man,0
man already has whole sentence lined up for later in conversation,1
man with stupid breaks off co-dependent relationship,1
let this artist take you on a 'post-queer' political experience,0
trump's new travel ban could hinder research on hiv and mental health,0
area boyfriend much nicer before sex,1
"huffpollster: sorry bernie fans, a sanders comeback is unlikely",0
man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he's already heard,1
stunning e3 announcement reveals new video game consoles to phase out graphics entirely,1
white house flag now moving minute to minute to indicate trump's mood,1
one intern way older,1
nation to try channeling outrage over gun control into issue that can actually be addressed,1
"audra mcdonald, kirsten gillibrand to celebrate the lgbtq community in nyc",0
area russian to hug you,1
walmart quits selling ar-15s and military-style rifles,0
cinzano poster brings touch of class to shithole,1
last remaining ivory-billed woodpecker really squandering species' final weeks,1
all-female rock band reminds moms they are 'enough',0
michelle obama can still hear their little labored breaths when she closes her eyes,1
out-of-control conversation safely turned back onto self,1
do trump voters continue to support repeal of obamacare?,0
ramen master defeated by new kung-pao style,1
biden quietly asks obama to pick him up some of those real throwing stars from japan,1
dive-bombing osprey better emerge from lake with something awesome to show for it,1
dazed mike pence wakes up 15 miles outside d.c. after asking god to deliver him from evil,1
this woman serves chicken to homeless.. wearing a funky chicken hat,0
puerto rico loses it as monica puig wins island's first-ever olympic gold,0
i am an immigrant: from food shortage to food network,0
5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered,0
iran's corruption and human rights overlooked,0
woman attempting to cultivate self-love forced to start completely from scratch after photo where nose looks kind of weird,1
hillary clinton and donald trump are 'borne on the fm waves of the heart',0
cleveland indians owner admits chief wahoo no longer compatible with modern revenue growth expectations,1
here's the 'gilmore girls' revival teaser and release date,0
gore releases three more hostages,1
military recruiter doesn't have to dig too far into bag of tricks to land this one,1
florida school shooting suspect obtained 10 rifles in roughly the past year,0
"the beyhive swarms rachael ray, thinking she is rachel roy",0
obama's declaration of swine flu emergency prompts pro-swine-flu republican response,1
dome-home sales somehow manage to dip even lower,1
how big corporations buy access to the supreme court,0
progressive company pays both men and women 78% of what they should be earning,1
airlines change the carry-on rules,0
donald trump unveils tax plan that would lower taxes for millions,0
trump campaign ponders going negative,1
report: states quietly raising speed limits near failing schools,1
ellen degeneres prepares to host academy awards by spending eight hours a day in oscars simulator,1
the tools my father gave me,0
google once made a promise not to be evil. will alphabet uphold it?,0
the voice's audra mclaughlin: 12 things you need to know,0
johnson & johnson wins reversal of $72 million verdict over talc cancer risks,0
huffpost headline quiz: april 7 to april 13,0
teen boulder can't wait for landslide to roll it into ravine where they get it,1
twitter users blast donald trump for using hurricane harvey 'as political cover',0
fox news and cnn win cable network ratings wars in third quarter,0
hallmark debuts 1-square-inch father's day card with no room for writing anything,1
market evidently capable of supporting more than one reality show about cake,1
fox cancels apatow's 40-year-old virgin,1
why i can never order from chipotle again,0
that flaming lips origin story is faker than you thought,0
12 pieces of advice for president-elect trump,0
"tech is the future, reports local dad",1
secret service shuts down biden's unofficial white house tour operation,1
teacher in cash-strapped ohio school district forced to make do with centuries-old firearms,1
nasa now almost positive mars is rocky,1
sources: you don't want to know what currently happening to saudi arabian woman,1
"rural south dakotan walks away from first encounter with jewish man, shaken but unharmed",1
this tv meteorologist has absolutely had it with the flat-earth movement,0
writer calls on women of color 'to divest from lena dunham' after controversy,0
senate rejects pipeline plan that would have created thousands of climate activist jobs,1
european leaders: 'we stand together to say loud and clear: we are scared as fuck and don't know what to do',1
mild-mannered reporter suddenly transforms into incredible unemployed man,1
marco rubio wins puerto rico primary,0
why every couple should have a prenuptial agreement,0
"hugh laurie returns to the doctor game, except in chance he has none of the answers",0
pharma bro' martin shkreli backs bush,0
texas moves to block medicaid funding for planned parenthood,0
"trump thanks supporters who sacrificed time, money, friends, family, morals, religious beliefs to be here today",1
malala can tell oxford paired her with roommate just because they're both nobel laureates,1
new obesity drug delicious,1
grandmother doesn't care for new priest,1
st. christopher statue embedded in motorist's forehead,1
bob iger offers rupert murdoch one night with mickey mouse in exchange for 21st century fox,1
senatorial candidate challenges opponent to drop out of race,1
girls' producer: people are 'afraid' of lena dunham 'telling the truth',0
report: fritz a fine name for a boy,1
23 texts that sound sexy once you become a parent,0
a pope that congress should listen to,0
jill biden prefers the title 'captain of the vice squad' to second lady,0
suicide hotline operator talking to ex-boyfriend again,1
chris christie's professed priorities,0
four incredible new advances in health technology,0
this couple says they can orgasm for a whopping 18 hours,0
man who treats women with respect asked what his secret is,1
new subway promotion to honor subtember 11,1
guy fieri eating to johnny cash's 'hurt' fills us with feelings,0
hillary clinton celebrates confederate flag's removal at mlk day ceremony,0
nation's economists quietly evacuating their families,1
one place you won't find the confidence gap,0
wisconsin has crush on minnesota,1
ultra-snuggly 'big hero 6' pillow hugs you right to sleep,0
kangaroo decides he'll get there faster by just running,1
"please, i'll tell you everything,' whimpers rick gates after mueller threatens to send him back to white house",1
paris review receives mysterious plimpton essay about being a ghost,1
no velvet rope for healthcare abroad,0
here's why you should never pet a service dog,0
142 plane crash victims were statistically more likely to have died in a car crash,1
rare shark accidentally caught by fisherman,0
movie fails to deliver stupidity promised in preview,1
woman always thought she would have more impressive showerhead by this age,1
koko the gorilla now just flipping everybody off,1
director for aspca commercial demands sadder looking dogs,1
"struggling mom puts camper on sale to buy gifts, facebook responds with presents",0
details hazy on 'death threats' against epa's scott pruitt,0
parkland survivors call out media for ignoring gun violence in black communities,0
"what not to wear to a wedding, according to etiquette experts",0
rockin' party dude strongly recommends additional drinking,1
how to outsmart the populists – lessons from france,0
pristine shipment of fish product contaminated by filthy u.s. inspectors,1
historic opportunity for the 45th president of the united states,0
nervous pope candidate changes wine into jesus christ's urine,1
report: majority of diner's salt and pepper shakers currently being used to diagram elaborately planned bank heists,1
owners of google hope to parlay world's most popular website into book deal,1
kkk member struggles to blame blacks for his hangover,1
female authors accuse junot diaz of 'virulent misogyny',0
unkempt japanese man must be some sort of artist or something,1
u.s. scientists win nobel medicine prize for body clock research,0
nation hit hard,1
classic boring,1
trump aide says endorsement of ivanka's brand was 'light-hearted',0
cnn investigating reports of wolf blitzer's highly proper sexual conduct,1
"kenyan newspaper editor questioned, released over source",0
"behold, chris christie's fawning 'interview' with donald trump",0
"trump struck by beautiful vision of what america could be while looking out over seething, screaming arizona crowd",1
lee daniels made 'star' for 'white people to feel good about being white',0
sunday roundup,0
how to educate the next generation of googlers: two lessons from the white house science fair,0
leadership and transparency 2015: the social media imperative,0
"it's national 'twilight zone' day, so here's every creepy laugh from the show",0
dollar tree to stop selling assault weapons,1
chuck schumer: 'the american people deserve a president who can more credibly justify war with iran',1
sunday roundup,0
jake tapper grills gop senator: 'you gave me and anderson cooper a huge tax break',0
kfc introduces new bird-flu dipping vaccine,1
"in alaska, obama highlights climate change while his decisions draw accusations of 'hypocrisy'",0
newlyweds regret saving sex for marriage,1
remembering james horner,0
"earth day is nearly here, but our planet is worth caring about every day",0
protecting the southeast side and all of chicago,0
peer group forces man to have opinion on 'weird al',1
bush vomiting again,1
"this is the golden age of television,' claim executives who have not yet made show about robotic wizards",1
challenging the warsaw pact from within,0
"fifth of july at aurora: nostalgia, laughs and agony in a decade of disillusionment",0
this 'star wars: the force awakens' visual effects reel is out-of-this-world amazing,0
"democratic senator caught on video with $70,000 in drug money",0
"not beaten, bound or broken",0
transportation secretary calls for $200 billion in funding to repair nation's rickety wooden bridges,1
demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break,0
"rubio campaign deploys 6,000 ground troops to combat isis",1
mom brings home little plaque that says 'family',1
9 ways you're driving flight attendants insane,0
"ny times columnist david brooks explores sin, virtue in new book",0
college professor reminds students it will take a few classes to memorize everyone's triggers,1
wrestling announcer can't believe what he's seeing,1
texas environmentalists lobby for solar-powered electric chair,1
"melting permafrost endangers greenland and releases harmful, disease-causing bacteria",0
survival myths that could actually kill you,0
people-watcher catches glimpse of rare north american black doofus,1
report: human bones found on remote pacific island most likely remains of those eaten by amelia earhart,1
man has loyalty to pretzel brand,1
mom triumphantly drags hotel pool lounge chair back to family like fresh kill,1
privacy activists rally to apple's defense over fbi data demand,0
national park service studies historic lgbtq sites for possible recognition,0
heritage foundation lowers another retired gop senator into vat of strategists,1
"fyi, the hair on your head can hold up to the weight of 2 elephants",0
watch one of the world's largest lakes shrink before your eyes,0
"how to lose to the islamic state: obama administration considers deploying troops to iraq, focusing on assad in syria",0
aurora releases theater shooting response report,0
women who write about tech are still being abused online,0
how 'brooklyn' became the year's best book adaptation,0
conspiracy theorist starting to think racism may be institutionalized in america,1
wedding dj could have anyone here,1
epa unveils plan to add 500 million squirts of lemon to u.s. water supply,1
teacher already accused of sex assault re-arrested,0
meghan markle's jeweler is making sure her engagement ring stays one of a kind,0
the 'artisanal' school supplies list,0
nation's sane people to nation's insane people: 'please stop shooting us',1
"on 'conan,' trump calls obama for valentine's day advice",0
body positivity advocate caught in illicit tryst with conventionally attractive lover,1
"american girl recalls 50,000 dolls with chainsaws for hands",1
frozen tundra of emptiness stretching out forever and ever weighed against date with mike4763,1
this may explain why you can't stop hitting the snooze,0
sarah silverman channels joan rivers in heaven,0
emirates airlines cuts flights due to trump's travel bans,0
ai weiwei commemorates drowned refugees during berlin film festival,0
investors stake out greenspan's house for signs of rate increase,1
man going to show up to launch of j.k. rowling's new book dressed as severus snape anyway,1
god refuses to grant any more transcendent near-death experiences to people who crash snowmobiles,1
new one-a-month vitamin presents choking hazard,1
south carolina governor signs 20-week abortion ban,0
harpoon industry attempting rebrand by pointing out harpoons can harpoon stuff besides whales,1
lofty ambitions to shovel entire width of driveway scaled back to only shoveling thin path for car,1
russian jets in 'unsafe' encounters with destroyer: u.s. official,0
why leelah alcorn's suicide is indicative of greater issues for transgender youth,0
mother annoyed son playing video games on beautiful day when he could go outside to kill people,1
a letter to heather heyer's mother,0
30th anniversary of 1973 commemorated,1
mom gathers rolls of wrapping paper around her to stroke softly,1
why i decided not to do a phd,0
dripping-wet josh holloway enters local restaurant,1
"man dies after telling police who chased him 'i can't breathe,' sources say",0
listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014,0
mike pence to anti-abortion crowd: trump's supreme court pick will be in the mold of antonin scalia,0
"in hunt for new antibiotics, scientists look at bacteria in insects' stomachs",0
aziz ansari slated to be 'snl's' first-ever south asian host,0
how are hawaii's millennials doing these days?,0
here's where you can find paradise in italy,0
understanding your finances after your child is accepted to college,0
adorable baby is moved to tears while listening to mom sing,0
foreign aid to create jobs,0
report: 89% of americans just want to go home right now,1
town hall audience member asks clinton to quickly pivot away from his question and then state her platform,1
"steady job growth is still not boosting workers' pay, new numbers show",0
stressed-out 8-year-old looks 12,1
advertising manager working hard to teach son value of an impression,1
man who enjoys popular rock songs discovers perfect radio station,1
single diner in empty restaurant asked to move to smaller table,1
woefully misguided man stocking up on gallons of milk for armageddon,1
massive document leak reveals offshore wealth of putin and his allies,0
here's what is arriving on hulu in february 2018,0
janet jackson reportedly splits from wissam al mana,0
donald trump to meet with henry kissinger,0
new affordable daycare sort of keeps an eye on your kids,1
jay-z finally explains how he and beyoncé came up with those baby names,0
here's what reagan and bush had to say about immigration,0
"this labor day, let's boost opportunity in every zip code",0
texas republicans urge trump-style immigration crackdown,0
here's some ways to get teachers to support lgbt students,0
study: 80 percent of all hermits recovering from broken hearts,1
amplifyd.com challenges starbucks and peet's coffee to use organic milk,0
who owns the keys to your apple device? (hint: it may not be you),0
jay inslee smashes through wall of town hall in solar-powered mech suit to announce climate change plan,1
area man's bathroom a monument to ongoing war against his own disgusting body,1
hotels with height: the world's ten best treetop stays,0
bombing anniversary a reminder of the radical right's rage,0
sentient couch thinks it would look good over by the window,1
ice cream truck driver going to let these kids sweat a little bit before stopping,1
spy drone struggling to assimilate back into civilian life,1
ten days in june,0
"widower strikes gold while gardening, finds missing wedding ring",0
"immigrant detainees may be dying because of inadequate care, doctors say",0
donald trump calls hillary clinton 'the devil',0
taylor swift now dating james holmes,1
latinos sound off on the worst of the second presidential debate,0
best hotels for large families,0
report: more american fifth-graders taking gap year to unwind before middle school,1
tom delay to pursue corruption in private sector,1
art major to stop capitalizing name,1
i'm a nightmare ex-girlfriend — and i'm cool with that,0
hair salon acquires rare nagel print,1
stray dad found in lumber section of the home depot,1
vegan unaware pineapple he's eating once used to beat cow to death,1
macaulay culkin hoping some 'funny or die' writer comes up with video idea for him,1
harley-davidson releases new motorcycle designed for men,1
$5 million bounty placed on recession,1
the very nonsensical trump budget proposal,0
here's how rihanna dresses for a casual tuesday,0
democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform,0
americans give thumbs down to donald trump's debate attacks,0
college accepts safety student just in case top choices don't work out,1
boarding school student receives wet william,1
clinton ominously tells iowan supporters to mark front doors with campaign logo before sundown,1
employee who likens self to tv's 'house' fired,1
experts warn repeated attempts at eradicating obamacare may have created ultra-resistant super law,1
donald trump raises the stakes for a potential debate with bernie sanders,0
3 things you should know about learning disabilities,0
kerry washington: we shouldn't have to give up our seats at the table for others' bad behavior,0
"trump replaces ice chief daniel ragsdale, appoints thomas homan",0
report: employers know within first 5 minutes of job interview whether they will murder applicant,1
"u.s. ""vs."" china in africa: a message to president obama and premier li keqiang",0
"satyajit ray's apu trilogy premieres at moma, again",0
the best dinner and a movie combos in la,0
politics are dominating the supreme court this week. that's not good.,0
"when it comes to pregnancy discrimination, equal is not the same as fair",0
the one scene that sets 'apes' apart from other blockbusters,0
"man solemnly realizes there always going to be other apartment hunters out there smarter, faster, more cunning",1
u.s. adds 4 million jobs but in st. louis,1
i photograph to remember,0
"prince harry, meghan markle set up bridal registry at london-area target",1
nra calls for more common-sense gun deaths,1
louis c.k. sends out epic email annihilating donald trump's candidacy,0
doing academic time,0
troubling report finds millions of americans forced to make ends meet by getting up and going to work every day,1
ann landers' advice arrives 11 weeks too late,1
british singer and tv host cilla black dies at 72,0
here is what no one says out loud about raising a 13-year-old son with autism,0
war talks begin at camp goliath,1
what parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando,0
eric trump aims laser pointer at don jr. while flicking lights on and off to erase memory of russia meeting,1
watch a wrecking ball destroy a bunch of cars and get on with your life,0
ghost of carl sagan warns against dangers of superstition,1
"huckabee sanders cuts loose during correspondents' dinner with raucous, carefree frown",1
an unexpected heirloom,0
philip morris lawyers deny cigarettes are cylindrical,1
pamela wright's son was shot dead a month after newtown. this is her story.,0
woman beginning to suspect husband having second affair,1
rob reiner says he won't shoot in nc unless anti-lgbt law is repealed,0
man can get by in his own language,1
7-eleven shareholders approve sale of busch light six-pack,1
vatican county fair sets record for world's largest communion wafer,1
disturbing fast food truth not exactly a game-changer for impoverished single mom of 3,1
team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio,0
"obama: families of gun violence victims don't care about politics, just change",0
paramount hoping overseas market will be dumb enough to embrace latest piece of shit,1
the elderly: do they suspect?,1
must-see tv shows you can't miss this fall,0
"redemption road: chatting with tom paxton, howard jones, martin sexton, chadwick stokes and erik deutsch",0
every single slang word ever used for 'drunk',0
taylor swift now dating suri cruise,1
mit scientists perfect $30 million love tester,1
legal systems have reinforced discrimination against leprosy,0
"bacon good for you, reports best scientist ever",1
brunch livened up by jazz trio's violent breakup,1
seth meyers ridicules mike pence for going all 'love actually' on trump,0
scientists identify possible cause of huge ice shelf collapse,0
poll: americans think gop's iran letter was inappropriate,0
drug-related killings surge in the philippines after duterte's election,0
royal family releases kate middleton ultrasound image,1
dad's marine corps training evident during christmas-present opening,1
chrissy teigen poses in her bra with teddy bear post-met gala,0
undercover agents talking to each other in 'under 12' chatroom,1
report: we don't make any money if you don't click the fucking link,1
what if every school had this sign?,0
these 14 mannequin challenges will get you through election day anxiety,0
"elton john wows mother theresa funeral crowd with 'the bitch is back""",1
area man nervously asks girlfriend if she'll settle,1
gop quick to point out that michael cohen was merely rnc's deputy finance chairman,1
6 things that always go on sale in june,0
"trump insists manafort, assange only discussed how bad collusion is",1
can machines really learn?,0
no one in limo going to prom with the one they wanted,1
how a pet store trip can teach your kids about cruelty,0
it almost as if rite aid cashier doesn't care about reputation of rite aid corporation,1
taylor swift was 'the happiest maid of honor ever' at her best friend's wedding,0
hero publicist honored,1
jane the virgin' narrator creates a hero for latinos who feel 'trapped' in a conservative culture,0
iranian president rouhani jabs hardliners in remarks about protests,0
thousands of drunk revelers dressed as jesus descend on vatican for annual christcon pub crawl,1
bob hope happy to see so many troops in heaven,1
the eyes have it on this week's beauty list,0
university of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit,0
depression symptom checklist speaking to area man as no poem ever could,1
12-year-old hispanic boy not sure if he's supposed to be looking up to marco rubio,1
climatologists secure funding to breed glaciers in captivity,1
heroic prego advertisement replaces refreshed webpage's presidential campaign banner,1
dick cheney protester says overpowering the guy who grabbed her sign was no big deal,0
investigating abuses at unlicensed religious homes for troubled kids,0
ben carson wows iowa state fair attendees with massive 300-pound brain,1
should we give cops 'benefit of the doubt' when they kill unarmed people?,0
god announces successful test of first category 7 hurricane,1
burger king introduces new thing to throw in front of kids after another hellish day at work,1
"the evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists",0
alligator and python locked in death duel on golf course,0
10 places you wouldn't have gone 10 years ago,0
"try it now,' shouts gogo internet technician standing on plane wing while fixing in-flight wireless connection",1
20 body changes nobody tells you come before menopause,0
"experts point to long, glorious history of successful u.s. bombing campaigns",1
a guy crashes through a table in snow to celebrate ncaa tournament upset,0
jimmy kimmel brings tourists into oscars for highly entertaining bit,0
"woman jumps into suv and stabs denver fire chief, police say",0
restaurant bartender leaves a single beer out to remember fallen soldier,0
other nurse thought it was funny,1
will puerto rico be the prequel to global post-climate change dystopia?,0
justice roberts stops in middle of oath of office to remind audience this just his job,1
alternative training school for dogs de-emphasizes obedience,1
one man's quest to document the highways that tore his city apart,0
everyone in sears spanking a child,1
alex trebek deftly prolongs agonizing small talk,1
uncovered california: community college students' quest for mental health services,0
donors giving to orlando victims' fund at a record rate,0
bob dole makes car and driver 10 best list,1
trump administration sends 30 million nothing to puerto rico victims,1
donald trump promises republican senator he'll lose an election that doesn't exist,0
gop candidates bound to feel 'climate shock' on the  campaign trail,0
arby's regional manager's work done here,1
bush epa chief chastises trump's climate change denying pick,0
life: sexually-transmitted and fatal,0
tear gas manufacturers worried about association with everything tear gas used for,1
obama narrowly survives carnivorous section of rose garden,1
want to prevent lone wolf terrorism? promote a 'sense of belonging' among immigrants,0
this 'bear-naked' chef has a thing or two to show you about cooking,0
hometown boy makes good enough,1
6 surprising things i learned from a visit to the er,0
professors try to figure out what 'bae' and 'on fleek' mean,0
the woman who would be philadelphia's new mayor,0
area man probably pervert,1
jon bon jovi jealous of former classmate who made it out of jersey,1
"report: shit, last night was trash night",1
elon musk embarrassed after realizing he proposing idea for thing that already exists,1
air wick introduces new piss-scented bathroom diffuser,1
obama's still trying to convince people his birth certificate is real,0
police seize 250 pounds of marijuana smoker,1
nation praying for super nasty luge accident,1
report: most small businesses fail in first 6 hours of being on fire,1
console wars heat up as zenith unveils gamespace pro,1
dog breeders unveil new mastiffeagle,1
democrats and republicans unite to support lgbt rights in west virginia,0
fire department deploys unmarked trucks,1
ilana glazer to street harassers: 'lick my balls',0
gorsuch and rbg - the new 'odd couple'?,0
"smiley face doodled on check commemorates undeniable chemistry between waiter, ericson family",1
amy schumer denies she has a 'blind spot' about race,0
mccain speechwriter trying to write lines that don't lead to creepy smile,1
bee attack sends 3 to the hospital,0
florida school shooting suspect obtained 10 rifles in roughly the past year,0
ayman al-zawahiri delivers tedtalk on changing face of terrorism,1
"passengers 'lashing out' at scott pruitt justify first-class travel, new epa memo says",0
mexico announces plans to refry over 700 million beans,1
this is the world's first official 'jewish tartan',0
or do you want to come with me and change the world?,0
michael phelps recreates his 'angry michael phelps face' on 'the tonight show',0
lunch place uses way too much mayo in fruit salad,1
chance the rapper teams up with naacp for #staywokeandvote campaign,0
swearing an oath -- part 1,0
grandma told 'do not resuscitate' means 'low-sodium diet',1
republican congressman: the best reason to vote for my opponent is he has a hot wife,0
how jimmy carter learned to make his wife rosalynn a 'full' partner,0
seth meyers ridicules mike pence for going all 'love actually' on trump,0
fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony,1
historical archives: a puzzle for the mind,1
old gypsy woman run over without consequence,1
whiteness history month' stirs up controversy at oregon college,0
holiday season perfect for big change in your hair style,0
new nervous-energy drink recreates feeling of waiting for girl to call,1
tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously,1
nation watches in envy as 15-year-old jots notes in margin of 'to kill a mockingbird',1
106 things you can do to bring about the queer revolution,0
jury awards ex-employee of roscoe's chicken n' waffles $1.6m in race discrimination suit,0
seaworld to discontinue great white shark ride,1
the true gifts of the holidays,0
millions of work hours lost to voting,1
kourtney kardashian has a girls' night out with her hollywood crew,0
"if you thought 2016 was terrible, you're actually in the minority",0
somebody give this kid a trophy,0
robin wright explains why she fought for equal pay for 'house of cards',0
pope francis thinks you spend too much time on facebook,0
"f**k it, i quit' anchor explains her dramatic exit",0
colleges pressured by feds to avoid asking about criminal records on applications,0
gop senator warns against party's 'obstructionist' supreme court strategy,0
thai premier eats entire bucket of chicken to calm bird-flu fears,1
"kansas changes spelling of name to 'cannsas'; 'it looks cooler that way,' governor says",1
"elton john announces retirement — but will perform a long, long goodbye tour",0
sat found to be biased in favor of non-hungover,1
local muppet held for questioning in chicken sex ring,1
seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach in time,1
"the great fracturer, exceptional smasher, and indispensable fragmenter",0
daily show' and rosie o'donnell reveal donald trump's 'very very incredible deal',0
6 stunning rooms that prove tile deserves to be so much more than a backsplash,0
"chaplains, counselors, pastors rush to help in san bernardino",0
man who skipped airport's moving walkway immediately realizes what an arrogant fool he's been,1
trump delivers touching tribute to fallen heroes of wwe,1
zoe saldana brings out tlc for incredible 'no scrubs' performance on 'lip sync battle',0
"steven universe' is exploring unhealthy relationships for a young, queer audience",0
author to use water as metaphor,1
barack obama's endorsement couldn't come at a better time for hillary clinton,0
local brother-in-law heard you can make shitload of money doing that,1
lesbian ex-mayor has perfect response to ann coulter's hurricane nonsense,0
clinton names agriculture secretary: previously unnamed man to be called joseph p. ruckeyser,1
czech's mix part 3:  clarinet factory (video),0
william barr declares mueller investigation fully exonerates members of reagan administration from iran-contra involvement,1
12 great new books to bring to the beach this summer,0
giant altoid heading toward earth,1
britney spears sends sweet message to teen who recovered from stroke dancing to 'toxic',0
switzerland passes u.n. inspection after erecting fire escape on matterhorn,1
meet 10 inspiring people over 50 giving back to the world,0
most disgusting towel spends final days relegated to role as bath mat,1
nasa: voyager-1 has officially carried remains of joan crawford outside solar system,1
desperate chives marketing board launches 'big bowl o' chives in the mornin'' campaign,1
chinese factory workers fear they may never be replaced with machines,1
"someone inserted beyonce into famous paintings, and it's just as glorious as it sounds",0
excited nation already lining up outside irs offices in anticipation of tax day,1
gore mauled by aquatic mammal,1
white house lawn covered in congressional campaign signs,1
humane society volunteer spends whole adoption meeting trying to sell family on sicker cat,1
"9 things your bridesmaids want -- no, need -- you to know",0
this heartbreaking poem about dating with ocd is so spot on,0
actress jameela jamil gives men a lesson in how not to be like aziz ansari,0
sweat-stain-dating technology unlocks age of assistant managers,1
man experiencing first real moment of peace in years resuscitated,1
carrie fisher can't stop swearing during 'star wars: the force awakens' live telecast,0
inside out's tears allay pixar fans' fears: hour of the wolf movie review,0
alarming report finds hundreds of items still not available in s'mores flavor,1
one man's journey into modern shamanism,0
i'm not an empty nester. i'm just sharing my daughter with the world.,0
"was it worth it, america?",0
arianna tells bill maher about trump's lasting contribution to american life,0
rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate,0
the true meaning of the ray rice scandal,0
google chooses saving lives over profits in the midst of opioid epidemic,0
trump supporter still sees obama taking his guns when he goes to sleep,0
the grid: startup promises ai webdesign for the masses,0
the best and worst movies of 2015,0
cartoon donald trump assures colbert his numbers are the biggest,0
these astronauts hugged it out in response to reporter's question about political tension,0
swiss threaten ricola embargo,1
"indira gandhi: 30 years later, not a fond memory",0
"dreamers are people, not political footballs",0
"5 strange 'simpsons' things you haven't seen, even after 30 years",0
midwesterners descend on insurance company's free nail files,1
paul giamatti lauded for supporting role in area murder,1
entourage' fans doubt film adaptation can capture nuances of book,1
new contraception law would require teenagers to consult with 3 different peers before selecting birth control method,1
nasa's kepler spacecraft recovers from unexplained emergency mode,0
"in the wake of garner, a plea for hope",0
detectives overlooked casey anthony's 'i killed my daughter' ama on reddit,1
nation dreading next 6 months of watching candidates trying to relate to it,1
"the most popular pies around the world, according to pinterest",0
"hentai message board features surprisingly close-knit, supportive community",1
encyclopedic knowledge not so handsomely bound,1
anchor ad-libs news with 97 percent accuracy,1
sen. mike lee says trump is 'fully cooperating' with russia investigation,0
"dozens of endangered seals wash up dead, starving on california beaches",0
threat level downgraded as insect revealed to be ladybug,1
mall santa crying hysterically in photo with toddler,1
report: everyone starting new exciting stage of life except you,1
update: 'the onion' has halted production on our travel tips video narrated by jeremy piven,1
"god announces plans to shift majority of resources tied up in humanity project to birds, rocks",1
trump spends entire classified national security briefing asking about ​egyptian ​mummies,1
"bolton: 'we will not be drawn into a lengthy ground war in syria—although, saying it out loud, that sounds incredible'",1
when area waitress gets a chance,1
george clooney enjoys another rousing evening at home with mummified members of rat pack,1
federal judge refuses to block mississippi anti-lgbt law,0
8 super effective ways to use social media to land your next job,0
rescue dog adopted for couple weeks,1
listen to the roots' 'tomorrow' today,0
ted cruz says gop leaders planned to cave on immigration all along,0
i'm the crystal (and so are you): a poem for cold times,0
"what happened?' keep asking, because we still don't know",0
mathematical skill downplayed to get out of splitting check,1
heinz introduces industrial-sized ketchup packet,1
priest cursed with incredible penis,1
rotating knife vortex closed pending safety investigation,1
doomsday clock pushed to one minute to midnight after arby's threatens launch of 3-cheese jalapeño beef 'n bacon melt,1
gop leaders celebrate decisive win over americans,1
kendrick lamar deletes 'rhymezone.com' from internet history,1
fec extends election by 7 months to give nation chance to better get to know candidates,1
perfect gentleman does not assault drunk woman,1
s.c. house approves bill to remove confederate flag from statehouse,0
a devastating story of friendship and heartbreak that definitely passes the bechdel test,0
ukrainian lawmaker outlines details on alleged payments to trump campaign chief,0
terrifying tornado gives couple a proposal story they'll never forget,0
jeff bezos' heart breaks a little reading albany's amazon headquarters pitch,1
what the paris attack is really about (hint -- neither free speech nor the varied nature of muslims),0
styrofoam to spend next 500 years reflecting on how well it protected blender in transport,1
facebook clarifies site not intended to be users' primary information source,1
fox news covers spring break pretty well,1
san bernardino shooting revives nsa surveillance debate,0
keith olbermann asks if we should give 'president-elect p***y-grabber' a chance,0
anthropologists unearth possible missing link between a- and b-list celebrities,1
these two little kids are better at soccer than you are at anything,0
alan colmes loses argument with nephew,1
exhausted olympians wake up early to repeat opening ceremony for american time zones,1
"julianne moore on 'freeheld,' marriage equality and ellen page's 'extraordinary' coming out",0
increasingly desperate advertisers settle for more attainable 35-to-44-year-old demographic,1
spring clean your business,0
"donald trump insists he has the 'complete power' to pardon, as russia probe persists",0
a plea to free archbishop mar gregorios yohanna ibrahim and archbishop boulos yazigi who were kidnapped one year ago today,0
bill maher trashes donald trump over his latest disgusting tweets,0
endangered species list edited to fit poster,1
illinois elves have some gift ideas for your favorite politicians,0
biden loses control of butterfly knife during commencement speech,1
seating mix-up puts tony bennett in middle of slipknot,1
gay couples fight to be included on birth certificates,0
"a-sides with jon chattman: ryan shaw shows some ""real love""; animal years lift some spirits",0
the $400 juicero juicer is the funniest silicon valley fail in forever,0
unstoppable killing machine out of toner,1
monster truck driver beginning to suspect crowd is cheering for truck,1
police outside convention hoping for opportunity to take swing at george washington impersonator,1
mom really funny today,1
"2012 was once considered hottest year on record, man in 2024 remembers wistfully",1
foot-long hoagie used as ruler,1
infants piling up at orphanage's old address,1
new neutrogena extra-strength face wash instantly dissolves bad skin,1
10 things that really make my head explode,0
man with big stick to lead russia,1
the television academy twitter account confused terrence howard with cuba gooding jr.,0
realtor was not expecting such hard-hitting questions about water pressure,1
hear the siren from behind the fence,0
"this ned flanders-themed band is now the best band (sorry, all other bands)",0
tupperware will never truly recover from red curry leftovers,1
12-year-old 'humiliated' by chess tournament officials over 'seductive' dress,0
another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany,0
line cook learns leaving restaurant industry not that easy,1
"flatbread means pizza,' man explains to visiting father",1
83-year-old sneaks into 65-to-80 singles dance,1
what i learned about my son is the best mother's day gift ever,0
woman injured in hostile makeover,1
there's no good excuse for the racist impact of michigan's medicaid proposal,0
trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.,0
majority of americans voice support for bernie sanders after learning he's a millionaire,1
butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint,0
"as shutdown looms, push to link planned parenthood with spending fight gains steam in house",0
busboy who cradled a dying rfk is finally moving past his grief,0
business solutions can make trade more inclusive,0
the gop's mexico derangement,0
paula abdul's gps guide reveals how the star finds her center,0
amazing couple adopts 7 siblings to keep them together,0
from 'that junkie chick' on hbo to soccer mom,0
la-z-boy outlet clearly visible from suburban man's grave,1
"beijing, brazil, 7-1: awareness shift in soccer, society",0
paul manafort spends afternoon making house look presentable for next fbi raid,1
the worst place in the world for a child,0
neighbor still has tree standing in yard weeks after arbor day,1
area man mentions that people have said he looks like tom cruise,1
there isn't a “war on christmas.” there's a fight for inclusivity.,0
donald trump says some protesters probably deserved to get roughed up at his rallies,0
woman goes on rant over veteran's service dog in restaurant,0
"burglar bursts through ymca ceiling, steals toy money",0
curt schilling just going to assume he has speaking slot at rnc,1
gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man,0
breakthrough drug eliminates crying in infants,1
cocksucker beats up motherfucker,1
piers morgan bragged about how manly he is. it didn't go well.,0
sears and kmart drop 31 trump home items from their online shops,0
a mooc by any other name,0
read live updates on irma,0
paul ryan adds 14-ounce training weights to speaker's gavel,1
list of things man wants to do before he dies just list of tv shows,1
this state just did something good for transgender people,0
"3,500-year-old dagger was used as a doorstop",0
"you are not your job,' obama reminds himself throughout shower",1
"dry, flavorless cupcake disappointing to last bite",1
usda admits weight loss not possible for people who don't like salmon,1
baron hill is running for senate. will he run clean?,0
honest wedding website admits there jack shit for guests to do while in town,1
"hpv rates are going way down for young women, study says",0
15 stunning and clever accent chairs your home is missing,0
man to continue slowly drifting into middle of restaurant until host redirects him,1
the starks just had a very important reunion on 'game of thrones',0
making a living ... and a loving,0
trump proposed a wall to protect his golf course from the effects of climate change,0
report: therapist just saying that to make you feel better,1
"romney's acceptance speech to avoid mentioning personal, professional, religious, political life",1
a ray of hope for lesbian veteran denied burial next to wife?,0
nationwide tax day marches demand donald trump release his tax returns,0
trump's east european achilles heel,0
kfc ads get even weirder with norm macdonald as 'real' col. sanders,0
union claims sanders campaign staffers posed as members to influence workers,0
archaeologists unearth ivory trumpet dating back to prehistoric jazz age,1
international aids conference attendees receive complimentary gift bag full of awesome aids gear,1
white house pretty sure uzbekistan diplomat stole a bunch of soap,1
venezuela hunts for rogue helicopter attackers,0
australian asylum seekers told to choose life in jail or risk death in home countries,0
bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him,1
nordstrom just low-key dropped a huge fall sale,0
part written specifically with sylvia saint in mind,1
husband buys wife tickets to see singer she wants to fuck,1
4 low-risk strategies for expanding your professional network,0
valerie harper: lung cancer deadlier than breast,0
club has big hit with closed-mic night,1
donald trump says some protesters probably deserved to get roughed up at his rallies,0
tropical storm erika leaves death and destruction in caribbean,0
souter hopes roberts is into birds,1
nothing going right for area surgeon today,1
prince charles weds longtime horse,1
suicide note makes convincing case,1
plan to live in storage facility voiced,1
joy behar responds to michael flynn guilty plea with pure joy,0
"sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor",1
man walks in on roommate in kitchen having way with his leftovers,1
the wire' cast reunited in baltimore to uplift community,0
daily meditation: there's nothing wrong with you,0
teenage gunfight with isis,0
how the criminal justice system is failing victims of domestic violence,0
6 reasons this weekend is the best one of the year,0
trump boys forge father's signature on letters they wrote excusing them from any more testifying,1
trump's budget is a death sentence for the als community,0
the westernization of emoji,0
north korea test-fires ballistic missile in defiance of world pressure,0
4 senators mauled during congressional tiger show,1
mark hamill rips his role in 'last jedi': 'he's not my luke skywalker',0
garden state  some poor fuck's favorite movie,1
14 toronto film festival movies worth your attention,0
big wave surfer breaks his back in harrowing wipeout on video,0
jimmy fallon shares his thanks for george r.r. martin's new hbo series,0
circular editor makes last-minute call to run fabric softener as top coupon,1
sudden computer restart vomits up bilious mess of unsaved documents on screen,1
"yes, baby boomers, 2016 did have 7 bright spots",0
stephen king rips donald trump in his scariest horror story yet,0
the time is ripe for a nonprofit revolution,0
robbin' season's true criminal is revealed in the latest episode of 'atlanta',0
portraits of librarians celebrate america's bookish unsung heroes,0
report: maid of honor not even that good of friends with bride,1
obama has colorado appraised,1
apparently andrew wk is a healer,0
10 rules for a great startup idea,0
prime rib primer: the roast with the most,0
two people who went to same college ruin evening for rest of group,1
trump retweets video from anti-muslim hate group,1
watch katy perry's hilarious segway fail at burning man,0
comic takes your awful first date to its logically terrifying extreme,0
"lac megantic remembers canadian oil train disaster, one year later",0
sacha baron cohen rolls up to 'grimsby' premiere in his underwear,0
myanmar is picking up the pieces after earthquake damaged ancient pagodas,0
have obama's education policies weakened the democratic party?,0
6th-graders feel kind of bad after seeing how easy it was to make young teacher cry,1
area man's knee making weird sound,1
the 'ocean's 8' trailer is finally here and june can't come fast enough,0
nationwide tax day marches demand donald trump release his tax returns,0
chicago west makes her debut in kylie jenner's baby announcement,0
fiona apple song reminds girl to be depressed,1
middle (st)age never stop learning,0
"stock market 'best since 1928,' say investors",1
outside not looking forward to people wanting to walk around in it again this summer,1
chinese citizens gather in beijing square to watch u.s. national debt clock strike $18 trillion,1
highly touted terrorist prospect weighing multiple recruitment offers,1
area man's favorite things all types of meat,1
football team gives cheerleader with cancer a colorful surprise,0
"the u.s., cuba, and strategic foreign policy",0
fan has list of dream marketers he'd love to see handle next spider-man film,1
a key consideration when refinancing your student loans,0
top obama official: this is no iraq war,0
what is a 'male body'?,0
graphic photos from the gaza strip show utter destruction and death,0
selena gomez defends controversial scenes in '13 reasons why',0
14-year anniversary of 'crash bandicoot' passes by largely unnoticed,1
nascar bed bursts into flames,1
fbi releases list of criminals it in no particular rush to track down,1
tesla unveils the d at event in la,0
santa anita park officials announce they will stop allowing bets on all upcoming horse deaths,1
chuck norris fighting for everyone who can't fight back,1
"i still stumble over the question, how many children do you have?",0
middle-aged man having best snacks of his life,1
"kelly clarkson felt 'suppressed,' says top country star's career changed when he came out",0
grand bahama island: this is the adventure-filled escape you've been looking for,0
"the 47 percent on steroids, with a hit of koch",0
rick perry's mugshot might be a money maker,0
"what's wrong with this picture? for u.s. fight against isis, everything",0
cost of paper,1
a quiz for moms: how ready are you for the school year to end?,0
report: rich suitors able to correctly guess beautiful woman's dress size 92% of time,1
new visa talking credit card urges buyers to go for it,1
national friends alliance vigorously defends right to have great time palling around with buddies,1
why i'm still #teamlogan even after the 'gilmore girls' revival,0
space under boardroom table a complex web of feet massaging various genitals,1
bassist has little riff ready to go in case frontman goes around introducing everyone,1
kendall and kylie jenner get revenge on cheating guy in snapchat soap opera,0
"cheney returns to u.s. with full head of thick, wavy hair",1
report: red meat linked to contentedly patting belly,1
study finds having it all leading indicator that everything will come crashing down,1
2 university at albany students charged after pledge dies in hazing incident,0
bored j.b. pritzker brainstorming new hobbies to blow money on after winning election,1
area man excited to hear girlfriend has been doing a lot of thinking,1
historical inaccuracy found in wild west strip show,1
fda questions use of aspirin to prevent first heart attack,0
out-of-control conversation safely turned back onto self,1
trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about,0
"protagonist rapidly getting dressed must be late, reports cunning viewer recognizing film's subtext",1
"tall women in clogs' busts stereotypes about height, gender and more",0
"mysterious 'fireball' was actually russian spy satellite, experts say",0
item individually wrapped for no reason,1
before-and-after airbrushing image alerts fashion industry to evil of its ways,1
parents of 6-year-old sorely regretting purchase of knock-knock-joke book,1
man accused of molesting 5 kids,0
what future for iraq? interreligious debates at the sant'egidio meeting,0
last 12 years a real wake-up call for area man,1
putin picks ex-defense official as new ambassador to u.s.,0
third stepdad in row has goatee,1
new hampshire primary excites tiny percentage of population who even cares what happens anymore,1
mike pence takes oath of office as country's next vice president,0
drunk driver honored,1
state department official: 'it's going to take years' to defeat the islamic state,0
trump base celebrates president for standing up to constitution,1
greenpeace releases rescued dolphins into forest,1
hero cop saves 3-year-old girl's life on his wedding day,0
"advisors tell trump, cruz to stick to just attacking all women in general",1
a weird and wonderful cabaret chronicle: karen mason revisits her roots at 'don't tell mama!',0
north korea test-fires ballistic missile in defiance of world pressure,0
this 1927 essay proves we've always worried about the future of books,0
frustrated iranian scientist forced to shut down project he spent 12 goddamn years of his life on,1
woman duct-tapes her dog's mouth and brags about it,0
governor demands to know which star on american flag is iowa's,1
nfl pregame ceremony honors retired 52-year-old cornerback as oldest living former player,1
mom leaves sweet little note for sixth-grader in add prescription bottle,1
you may have missed the 6th woman on time's person of the year cover,0
economic stimulus check burned for warmth,1
ellen finally meets that chicken nugget kid sabotaging her twitter record,0
future stock,0
be aware' is the anthem for self-serving millenial activism,0
an unexpected health consequence of the california drought,0
pennsylvania supreme court chief scolds his own party for trying to impeach justices,0
hedge those bets: sports gambling may not be a jackpot for states,0
here's why jake gyllenhaal didn't sweat playing gay in 'brokeback mountain',0
closed-door meeting to determine future of honey-roasted peanuts,1
private eye's office ransacked for fourth time this month,1
survival myths that could actually kill you,0
report: annie sabatino's boyfriend like 23 or something,1
all y'all urged to go fuck yo' selves,1
the clintons' arkansas network comes to new hampshire,0
shy man narrowly evades free sample,1
"trump lawyers anxious 4,731st shoe will drop",1
ice opens new supermax detention center for most hardened toddlers,1
early apple computer sells for almost $1 million at auction,0
new alternative-fuel suv will deplete world's hydrogen by 2070,1
he was a friend of mine: jack slater,0
3 myths about low libido,0
"cheney to speak at republican convention from section 109, row 56, seat 3",1
why people really buy fur,0
it's not getting any easier for women to become ceos,0
the 10 busiest days for summer travel,0
it only took 7 seconds for this kylie jenner appearance to get really awkward,0
blissful ignorance commemorated on annual 9/10 anniversary,1
report: imagine how good it would feel to just crawl back into bed right now,1
voter turnout at eu polls: disinterest can be expensive,0
a constitutional scandal worse than iran-contra or watergate,0
the powerful new play breaking the silence about sexual violence,0
security removes biden's rowdy buddies from auditorium,1
it's time for congress to join the fight against food waste,0
hpps social shares - test 2,0
93-year-old grandmother at thanksgiving worried this last time she sees fuck-up grandson before he dies,1
3-day weekend practically already over,1
destiny's child referred to as 'feminist icons' with straight face,1
a 'game of thrones' prequel could actually happen,0
explosions heard in rural area near aleppo,0
meghan markle's college friends stuck at table with sickly habsburg cousins,1
area man mystified by layout of adjacent town's kroger,1
everyone in sears spanking a child,1
trump accidentally records over comey meeting tape with idea for candy hotel,1
ruby rose and what makes gender non-conforming 'sexy' (or not),0
someone just gave donald trump a full-moon salute,0
rick steves cleaned out by gypsies,1
andrew w.k. adopts staunch party-advocacy position,1
activists to deliver 'spines' to chuck schumer to protest cabinet confirmations,0
"diversity was the real winner last night,' report hundreds of dumbasses whose very existence insults the name of journalism",1
no velvet rope for healthcare abroad,0
emboldened republicans in kentucky push 20-week abortion ban,0
rick santorum asks u.s. populace if he's still running for president,1
man's weekly recycling just boxes of nestle drumsticks,1
chinese new year is a boom time for fake girlfriends,0
waitress' star finds strength in the female narrative on broadway,0
showers with girlfriend increasingly cleansing-focused,1
where's the ref? fifa -- a sports body playing without rules,0
"gop heads to south carolina, where the dirty tricks are about to start",0
responsible gun owner keeps firearms safely locked away where only he can get them during mental breakdown,1
former 'munsters' child star shares the troubling real reason he quit acting,0
new speech recognition software factors in user's mouth always being full,1
lifeguard getting pretty fed up with out-of-breath kid always hanging on lane line,1
restaurant patron seeking corroboration that soda is not diet,1
an art colony thrives on skid row,0
"too old to drive? think again, google to the rescue.",0
watch 6-year-old sophie cruz give one of the best speeches of the women's march,0
15 cnn ireporters killed in afghanistan,1
turning 65? here's when you should enroll in medicare,0
army judge rules trump comments have not influenced bergdahl case,0
"donald trump heading for a series of wins in the northeast, polls say",0
everest avalanche victim's loved ones launch campaign dedicated to 'living life as an adventure',0
barber not even excited anymore by bringing home free bags of hair at end of day,1
poll: 78% of americans hope cataclysmic event wiping out humanity will have big tidal wave,1
full summer of tending backyard garden produces single edible cherry tomato,1
"in iran and north korea, trump is playing with nuclear fire",0
"army vet accused of murder came to nyc to kill black men, cops say",0
hilary duff hints that she could reconcile with mike comrie,0
sweating cornnuts vp stammers way through pitch for 'nutsarito' at taco bell,1
billy bush reportedly out at 'today' and negotiating exit from show,0
"happy birthday, bo obama!",0
lynn whitfield: we must realize that we are dependent on each other,0
guy totally looked like chick from behind,1
georgia gop demands stacey abrams step down as candidate to avoid conflict of interest,1
report: more travelers avoiding long lines at airport thanks to cinnabon precheck memberships,1
miracle baby born with job,1
almost no one noticing officials doing corrupt thing,1
"this 4-year-old adores chris pratt so much, she totes around a cutout of him",0
congressman picked last for committee on youth fitness,1
narcissist convinced total strangers would want his organs,1
generous improv troupe performing for free,1
"exxonmobil, chevron locked in bidding war to acquire lucrative pennsylvania senator",1
islamic awakening inspires man to defect from isis,1
cancer topples chavez in bloodless coup,1
aspiring actor dreams of one day publicly voicing regret for working with woody allen,1
the unexpected place you're probably overeating,0
progressive prosecutors win primaries in north carolina,0
artists announce they've found all the beauty they can in urban decay,1
london mayor sadiq khan reads hate tweets he receives in sxsw speech,0
former mormon missionary center leader accused of sexual assault,0
procrastinating attorney just reuses opening statement from last trial,1
the onion is getting into the movie business,0
world's best dad has world's worst arteries,1
on the ground of standing rock,0
scientists trace campus-wide pussy shortage to zbt house,1
why you should use conditioner before getting in the shower,0
gop candidates fiercely divided over how much voltage border wall should be electrified with,1
stampede at concert in guinea kills at least 34,0
"hey, all you 20-somethings: breathe",0
woman hopes husband doesn't notice she lost wedding ring finger over weekend,1
boehner hoping to remain leader of republican parties,1
common cause files campaign complaint over donald trump finance 'sleight of hand',0
owners of google hope to parlay world's most popular website into book deal,1
these stunning overhead beach photos are enough last you to next summer,0
flat soda,0
food insecurity and inactivity are driving the obesity epidemic,0
watch: 'trash-talking' dogs prove their bark is worse than their bite,0
thrilling season opener marred by concussion questions,0
perfect' birthday card discovered in local mall,1
guillermo del toro makes first appearance with new monster wife at venice film festival,1
i'm really upset about the midterm elections god i love my new iphone,0
area man guesses he doesn't need mc lyte wikipedia page open anymore,1
"girl, 6, writes touching letter to defend brother with autism",0
man who temporarily disables facebook account deems self 'off the grid',1
everest avalanche victim's loved ones launch campaign dedicated to 'living life as an adventure',0
cow excited to freak the fuck out during solar eclipse,1
here's what cops and their supporters are saying about the sandra bland arrest video,0
trump team claims pardons aren't a topic at the white house,0
restaurant gives totally unwanted twist to mexican cuisine,1
the story behind leonardo dicaprio and lady gaga's viral golden globes moment,0
delta air lines resumes flights after computer systems suffer power outage,0
jesse williams set to be honored with humanitarian award at the 2016 bet awards,0
renée zellweger no longer renée zellweger type,1
benghazi committee instructs hillary clinton to limit answers to 'i failed the american people',1
man hates it when trailer gives away entire premise of movie,1
self-conscious flasher fully clothed under trench coat,1
jaded seismologist can no longer feel anything under 7.0 on richter scale,1
olay introduces new line of pre-moisturized skin,1
friday talking points -- games the whole family can play,0
the 5 things about clothing you don't need to tell older women,0
inner-city teacher inspires students to stab him,1
historians reveal thousands of immigrants were forced to change hairstyle at ellis island,1
donald trump & vaccines: is he ready to be responsible for a children's epidemic?,0
owner pleads with cat to react to fuzzy object,1
area fifth-grader won't shut up about raccoons,1
this cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life,0
manager hates to see you go,1
"georgia adds swastika, middle finger to state flag",1
merkel condemns 'repulsive' far-right violence in charlottesville,0
united airlines offering immigrants special flights that circle u.s. awaiting gaps in travel ban,1
you are enough,0
trump supporters move to block vote recounts in 3 states,0
teacher's lounge the site of 5 separate emotional breakdowns today,1
watch these hero humans rescue shark tangled up in fishing line,0
a murder in kurdistan,0
memories of sand and sea: gush katif residents mark 10 years to disengagement,0
man taking unemployment as opportunity to think about how he really wants out of life,1
everyone glad someone else making small talk with disabled woman,1
obama waiting for perfect moment to walk by white house tour group,1
secretary of education under investigation for falsifying hall passes,1
stripper surprised she only talked to 2 homicide detectives today,1
stephen colbert thinks he's found proof: 'there is definitely a pee pee tape',0
"john kasich is running for president, because why not",0
police in cleveland are handling the rnc protests well. the bikes really help.,0
tim kaine forced to drink ipecac after eating sheet of 'i'm with her' stickers,1
lesbian ex-mayor has perfect response to ann coulter's hurricane nonsense,0
trump boys chasing wounded boar around white house,1
"notre dame terror suspects planned attack on paris train station, france says",0
football-loving americans harassed for wearing turbans to nfl game,0
"china, india account for half world's pollution deaths in 2015",0
arizona iced tea unveils new 4-foot-tall cans,1
controversial new ham sandwich under fire,1
swiss avalanche kills thousands; world stays neutral,1
fifth level of video game reached during phone call to mom,1
"vatican declares hours between 3 a.m., 5:30 a.m. 'ungodly'",1
"eleven-year-old has miniskirt, pumps, vague notion of what sex is",1
biden shares 20-minute post-debate kiss with janna ryan,1
"sun pacific unveils new 'hotties' variety of voluptuous, shapely clementines",1
kim kardashian says goodbye to obama with family photo and now we're crying just like north,0
bill cosby feeling disoriented after jury slips conviction into his verdict,1
lack of progress on nato may turn georgia towards russia,0
"5 years after miller v. alabama, looking to the states for justice",0
rat fancy magazine fails to catch on,1
parents surprised cruel teen daughter hasn't pushed classmate to breaking point yet,1
wound-up tim kaine running around clinton campaign headquarters in pajamas,1
the most powerful word in the english language: hope,0
"john kasich compares federal debt to a burning rome, says republicans share blame",0
best thing that ever happened to area man yelling at him about socks,1
"obama unsure how to turn huge support among women, latinos, gays, african-americans into electoral victory",1
reflections from ivy day,0
recent graduate figures she might as well do good in world until economy picks up,1
man shows up with gun at alton sterling memorial,0
richard simmons fighting for life in estrogen tent,1
"in boston, student mbta passes are an equity issue",0
seventh-grade biology class grossed out at having to dissect horse,1
office manager very pleased with new work refrigerator policy,1
hillary clinton really wants you to think she's tough on wall street,0
"meg whitman compares donald trump to hitler, mussolini",0
don't bother asking this amazon echo anything,0
shotgun blast to abdomen just pisses wilford brimley off more,1
eu awards sakharov prize to yazidi women who escaped isis,0
god recalls life-changing encounter with 8-year-old boy who had near-death experience,1
nyc photographer leverages instagram to plot the future of marketing,0
census finds enough homeless people living in public library to warrant congressional district,1
better skills for a new generation,0
andrew w.k. adopts staunch party-advocacy position,1
"here's why miley cyrus is my non-straight, non-binary role model",0
frothing alex jones claims sexual harassment part of worldwide imbalance in gender power dynamics,1
burundi asks neighbor to keep it down,1
bigoted asshole makes the best barbecue,1
best visual effects oscar introduced by highly acclaimed lens flare,1
thing that was popular before brought back in hopes of it still being popular,1
the sales of the week will make you forget that it's 30 degrees in april,0
veteran told what offends him,1
exercising woman really starting to feel the burn of lifelong injury developing,1
thomas edison invents marketing other people's ideas,1
"earth day is nearly here, but our planet is worth caring about every day",0
robert kirkman shoots down that huge 'walking dead' fan theory,0
lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary,1
"power companies could use drones to save lives, cut costs",0
yahoo's meeting programmatic demand from advertisers at the newfront (video),0
ncis' to cease print edition,1
leader of sea-doo riders holds court in middle of lake,1
julian assange fired from it job at pentagon,1
secretary of education given something to do,1
elderly woman casually mentions wish to die,1
nation's teen drug problem ended by rapping cartoon spokesbeast,1
prince harry asks brother prince william to be his best man,0
creepy real estate listing really talking up size of crawlspaces,1
some of justice scalia's biggest fans declare donald trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president,0
the history of the baby name 'stormi',0
get a hilarious glimpse into the world of a 'wedding hashtag designer',0
local child amuses café—but for how long?,1
area man participates in 21st-century cashless economy,1
new clinton memoir: 'we all made mistakes but you made most of them',1
these dogs think they're way sneakier than they actually are,0
more americans concerned illegal immigrants will take their spot on couch,1
driving instructor has own gas pedal in case student total pussy,1
beer aisle scanned for something asshole friend won't mock,1
new partially digested doritos eliminate tedious chewing,1
dancing 7-year-old looks to expand fan base from parents to parents' friends,1
passenger ruins perfectly good windshield by flying through it,1
man on bus can tell by surroundings he either hasn't reached stop yet or passed stop long time ago,1
cnn opens up 24-hour anonymous tip line for anyone with synonyms for 'mueller closing in',1
dope cannabis lifestyle brand is unapologetically asian-american,0
entertainment writer has knack for making complex pop culture concepts accessible to lay readers,1
"before you drill a hole into a wall, make sure you've got a sticky note handy",0
study links clinical depression to getting dunked on,1
every single kid who was orphaned by ebola in guinea has a home,0
dance cage recidivism rates at all-time high within american club scene,1
how to cook eggs to reduce your risk of salmonella,0
are you present and mindful -- is your 'inner baby monitor' on?,0
jazz drummer terri lyne carrington shares fond memories of her friend natalie cole,0
not sure what an apple watch is for? try these 12 apps,0
"18,000 sports fans doing whatever dancing fluorescent chicken tells them",1
wal-mart shoppers mocked by target shopper,1
hillary set to move past prelims with roosevelt island address (are the clintons cynics or realists?),0
activity made up to sell athletic shoes,1
giant hole swallowing up your house added to list of things to worry about,1
scientists claim solar energy will be capable of powering 95% of scorchlands outposts by 2085,1
u.s. encouraging cuba to shift toward democratic system of corruption,1
"harper lee announces third novel, 'my excellent caretaker deserves my entire fortune'",1
roommate won't shut up about his best sound mixing oscar,1
why america's public media can't do its job,0
man uses weekend to make totally different mistakes than he did during workweek,1
"news roundup for august 17, 2017",0
stephen curry thinks the warriors will lose before the panthers,0
savings passed on to local woman,1
man having a great time will soon have to apologize to everyone,1
woman mentally rearranging rankings of children while opening mother's day gifts,1
you have to love yourself first,0
two perspectives: assisted dying or assisted living?,0
climatologists secure funding to breed glaciers in captivity,1
woman sneaks in anti-ted cruz message during photo with ted cruz,0
dad delivers state of the union rebuttal directly into television screen,1
"no climate justice, no peace",0
family of congressman glad he finally found outlet for his racism,1
taylor swift apparently now dating 'garfield' creator jim davis,1
ramadan reflection day 7: prayers for the people of burma's concentration camps,0
"toddler really yanking on penis, report wincing sources",1
now is the time for blame: alan kurdi and the myth of a 'generous' canada,0
sean spicer just so happens to be asleep during melissa mccarthy's 'saturday night live' sketches,0
10th-grade class watches ben-hur for two weeks,1
"facebook informs data leak victims whether they need to burn down house, cut off fingerprints, start anew",1
clinton commissions john williams to compose 'clinton's theme',1
3 dead after car plows into group of trick-or-treaters,0
"obama: 'hillary will fight to protect my legacy, even the truly detestable parts'",1
statue of liberty corporation to shut down all but new york flagship statue,1
here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs,0
hillary clinton celebrates confederate flag's removal at mlk day ceremony,0
delta pilot refuses to land until gun control legislation passed,1
incredibles 2' forced to take out grisly cannibalism scene in order to secure pg rating,1
lack of sexual tension with coworker almost unbearable,1
alabama marriage equality tantrum is a slap in the face to all americans,0
trump raises $50 million at fundraiser where gop donors get to watch him weep for 2 hours,1
"this artist is tackling 'toxic, fragile' masculinity in a colorful way",0
dru hill calls for 'change' in hometown of baltimore,0
topless protester in spain grabs waxwork donald trump's crotch,0
area gym class prepares for mandatory exposure of penises to peers,1
report: last time anyone actually rose to the occasion was 2002,1
donald trump leads by 20 points. here's why he could still lose.,0
adam schiff says there's 'more than circumstantial evidence' of trump ties to russia,0
microsoft: russian hackers exploiting windows flaw,0
leather-jacketed congressman makes up his own rules,1
eric's bogosian's operation nemesis: can a genocide ever truly be avenged?,0
catching up on 2 seasons of 'house of cards' depressingly manageable,1
espn curious if you have ever considered playing fantasy football,1
lena dunham matches the red carpet,0
new gop health care bill is even worse than the first,0
g.w. bush: 'not your government's choice' if you worship or not,0
late-arriving guest encouraged to load up on food sitting in sun for past 4 hours,1
astronaut scott kelly to retire from nasa,0
tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument,0
how to break your way into a locked suitcase... just so you know,0
things fall together,0
benghazi committee chair: staffer fired for classified info breach,0
6 necessities that you probably take for granted (but many people desperately need),0
fire chief grants fireman 3-day extension on difficult fire,1
cameraman finds sole black person in studio audience,1
anti-abortion women's marchers head back to washington,0
why obama should ask congress for an isis aumf,0
what the paris attack is really about (hint -- neither free speech nor the varied nature of muslims),0
"spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'",1
what happened to my son's memory?,0
two trans women from the bronx open up about their lives and communities,0
creators of michelle rodriguez's new film defend it from claims of transphobia,0
american tourist punched for giving nazi salute in germany,0
"former new york post reporter on trump: he played 2 sports, 'golf and lying'",0
bill gates spends $56 million on amazon in one night,1
democrats and republicans agree more than you'd think about kim davis and abortion rights,0
"criminals prefer iphones because they're so secure, police say",0
new college freshman refers to dorm by actual name,1
trump spokesman jason miller says he won't take top white house job,0
sick dog who was to be euthanized gets diagnosed just in time,0
audubon society revokes black-capped chickadee's membership after species fails to pay dues,1
new epa chief proposes 30% cut in all carbon-based organisms,1
gymnast laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy win 'dancing with the stars',0
tammy haddad brunch kicks off star-studded whcd weekend,0
"trump: rescind obama's transgender directives, but 'protect everybody'",0
"a tale of two kindergartens -- well, three now that i think about it",0
chuck grassley cranks up music in senate chamber to drown out ford's testimony,1
nra says mass shootings just the unfortunate price of protecting people's freedom to commit mass shootings,1
beethoven's ninth symphony gives man idea to be genius of some sort,1
"facing fbi bank fraud investigation, bernie and jane sanders hire lawyers",0
guy's entire job just asking people if they have time for a quick chat,1
john grisham calls string of arkansas executions a 'spectacular legal train wreck',0
kasich hastily paints name on side of skyscraper in attempt to woo new york voters,1
ceiling fan transforms apartment without air conditioning into frosty wonderland,1
new ad preys on people with 'ideas',1
"the walking dead guns it, whereas hell on wheels recalibrates",0
"italy, japan advance to g8 finals",1
nutter butters 'ruined forever' for nutter butter factory worker,1
jane fonda: celebrities must still speak out against 'predator-in-chief' donald trump,0
an open letter to president trump on anti-semitism,0
why these trump voters are sticking up for an undocumented neighbor,0
book-club meeting degenerates into discussion of oscars,1
uneducated nba star urges kids to stay in school,1
why would google leave a fake town on its maps?,0
these images show what an impeachment looked like 150 years ago,0
38 women accuse director james toback of sexual misconduct,0
"attorney, client privileged",1
paul gauguin at fondation beyeler (video),0
lazy man waiting for spark of inspiration to finally get started on masturbating,1
a progressive vision for the fbi,0
new evidence reveals christ lounged in tomb for extra hour before finally rising from grave,1
man has eaten last 75 meals out of container or carton,1
trump boys ransack mueller's office to steal answer key to questions for their dad,1
debbie allen-helmed 'freeze frame' to explore gun violence in the u.s.,0
dustin lance black has great reply after being told two men shouldn't raise kids,0
hillary clinton gives emotional shoutout to daughter of slain sandy hook principal,0
drag and burlesque performers outraged with facebook,0
fda recommends adding little tabasco to that bad boy,1
line of lizards winding out door outside national geographic casting office,1
critics accuse joe biden of running for president for political reasons,1
cosby lawyer asks why accusers didn't come forward to be smeared by legal team years ago,1
"tyler, the creator, is a huge fan of tesla ceo elon musk",0
everyone in coffee shop billing for their time,1
bush to nominate next person who walks through door,1
"dvd tries to pass off 'language options,' 'scene selection' as special features",1
ted cruz names this fuckin' lady—remember her?—as vp pick,1
miley cyrus apologizes for breasts,1
man exhausted after having to explain halloween costume for umpteenth time,1
wednesday's morning email: conservatives aren't loving the proposed gop obamacare reform,0
even the duchess likes a good deal,0
mother can't believe 10-year-old has already outgrown mobility scooter,1
area man a little too old to have obama fever,1
electoral college does what it was either designed to do or explicitly designed to prevent,1
the job market is still years away from a full recovery,0
thousands are flocking to washington this weekend to demand climate action,0
when arab power meets smart power,0
"orlando's number-two animal attraction, behind disney",0
joy sucked out of room by pumped-up manager,1
the portland heroes who stood up to hate,0
personal life a total waste of time,1
95-'96 prayers finally answered,1
what refugees really want,0
campus tour guides reminded to use official name for rape hall,1
joe biden backed bills to make it harder for americans to reduce their student debt,0
"heroin deaths are surging, but deadliest drugs still come in pill bottles",0
john kelly explains to furious trump that gold star widow cannot be demoted to silver star widow,1
q-tips introduces new multi-speed electric ear swab,1
secretary of treasury announces plan to remove gross penny from circulation,1
tom cruise holds his breath for 6 minutes for 'mission: impossible - rogue nation' stunt,0
my kids eat chicken nuggets (and other parenting atrocities),0
god quietly phasing holy ghost out of trinity,1
ray lamontagne wants you to listen to his new album on vinyl,0
5 things everyone gets wrong about napping,0
3 things you should always do before showering,0
oxford student wins prize for photo of atom taken with dslr camera,0
josh earnest's first wh briefing didn't end so well,0
here's a preview of what obama will say in the state of the union,0
john goodman's angry rex tillerson spews about being fired by a 'moron' on 'snl',0
wounded marine: friendly-fire bullets hurt that much more,1
nation's idiots announce plans to jump off their roofs into a pile of snow and break their fucking legs,1
bush attempts to distance self from yet another failed business,1
trump's budget would be devastating to poor victims of domestic abuse,0
panicking trump trying to recall recent affairs he's had after spotting baby balloon in london protest crowd,1
naked truth: how i learned to stop worrying and (sort of) love my body,0
area man somehow roped into arguing passionately for green day,1
california's brutal drought could change the state forever,0
senator trying to make long-distance relationship work with constituency back home,1
man coasting through life entirely on benefit of doubt,1
eddie murphy fucks self for $20 million,1
this guy gave his girlfriend a mcnugget bouquet and we're lovin' it,0
phone-sex ad masturbated to for 0 cents a minute,1
"mousy brunette removes glasses, becomes sizzling sexpot",1
ted cruz names this fuckin' lady—remember her?—as vp pick,1
progressive parents refuse to tell child its sex,1
china is eating trump's lunch,0
up to 60 robbers storm bart train in flash mob hold-up,0
it wasn't just white men who participated in the 'unite the right' rally,0
the chew' co-host wants her kids to know moms can be more than mothers,0
why donald trump fears women,0
nasa scientists make life-changing discovery but you kind of had to be there,1
the science-backed ways that  movement boosts your mood,0
cash-strapped zuckerberg forced to sell 11 million facebook users,1
lockheed martin sales staff instructed to really push tactical air-to-surface missiles this week,1
lax petsmart background check allows deranged gerbil to slip through the cracks,1
"news roundup for july 12, 2017",0
prison now allowing death row inmates to receive weekly visitors throughout executions,1
shameless coworker doing nothing to conceal clearly flaccid penis lying beneath khakis,1
obama still hasn't figured out how to adjust height of oval office desk chair,1
u.s. continues dependence on foreign toil,1
"in 'brave new jersey,' tony hale is a doomsday prepper caught in a rom-com",0
let the children speak,0
internet charmed by viral photo of teen working to pay for first real date,0
hope hicks praying she not still in same shitty job by time she hits 30,1
6 signs you're in a band-aid relationship (and what to do about it),0
obama deeply concerned after syrians gassed to death on white house lawn,1
paintings of feminist protestors celebrate the women who bare it all to fight back,0
demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break,0
small town beginning to wonder what taking heroin epidemic so long to get there,1
we are the same blood': the invisible lives of india's dalit women,0
housekeeper too busy to be sassy,1
controversial christian faction believes jesus was nailed to two parallel pieces of wood,1
george and amal clooney cozy up at casamigos launch party in ibiza,0
biker injuries and deaths soar after michigan repeals helmet law,0
area mother doesn't see why thai people need to make food so spicy,1
15 times adele made you lol hard,0
dick cheney's staggering iran hypocrisy explored,0
man realizes he has no interests,1
a lancet breakthrough: publishing about faith and health,0
man struggling to pierce orange peel with fingernail under impression he could kill if he had to,1
"77% of us feel bad about wasting food, but aren't sure what to do",0
fda: everyone needs to induce vomiting right now,1
frat guide includes freshman hotness scale to 'get you guys laid',0
mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville,0
gay couple has banal sex,1
family trying to tune out hints of misogyny as grandfather lovingly recalls courting grandmother,1
senator baucus shows rest of congress where he found the dead body,1
john kelly loses seat on naacp board of directors,1
monica says lady gaga is right about the 'male-dominated' music industry,0
"dutch heath authorities to kill 8,000 ducks to prevent bird flu",0
shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month,1
ted cruz favorability with republicans drops after convention speech,0
"tim kaine's children: tim kaine could be vice president of lameness, maybe",1
area man really banking on unconditional love doing most of heavy lifting for mother's day bouquet,1
the fashion world is really trying to make crocs 'it' shoes,0
carol chapman's gps guide for better sleep,0
xavier dolan's mommy:  exuberant film shares jury prize at cannes,0
"evidence photos prove michael brown hit darren wilson so hard, he almost left a mark",0
trump denounced his campaign rhetoric almost two decades before running for president,0
imf chief lagarde found guilty in french tycoon payout trial,0
what's the matter with eastern europe? welcome to the birthplace of trumpism,0
duke of burgundy' is the all-female erotic drama you need to see,0
mitsubishi from 'the fast and the furious' lands first directorial role,1
the president's mission to garner sympathy for white supremacists is utter nonsense,0
"on alan turing, me and my son",0
mom packs encouraging note in own lunch,1
woman already off to bad start as mother after requesting epidural,1
man silently eating personal pan pizza alone in corner of airport unaware this will be best part of 7-day vacation,1
"the actual rohingya death toll is 22 times higher than official estimate, survey shows",0
study finds 68% of americans unprepared for sudden financial stability,1
rapist gets new start at technical college,1
roommate skulking around edge of party like victorian ghost child,1
"3 ways to make positive, lasting changes in the new year",0
"if you thought 2016 was terrible, you're actually in the minority",0
pulse nightclub shooter's father revealed as former fbi informant,0
pebble just bounces off big toad,1
former trump advisor carter page found dumb in d.c. hotel room,1
beyonce releases teaser foot ahead of birth of twins,1
gun pays for itself on first day,1
cnn launches 'cnn for the shuttle bus from the airport to the hotel' news channel,1
irish weather forecaster's halloween report spooks viewers,0
"overheard in minnesota, dontcha know?",0
hillary clinton sets personal single rep squat record while watching bernie sanders on gym tv,1
skywriter leaves suicide note,1
woman on first date feels like she could spend whole life in uncomfortable silence with this man,1
roger ailes' lasting legacy: making trump president,0
christian couple staying together for sake of god,1
suspect captured in 'ambush-style attacks' on iowa police officers,0
"canadian ice dancers make history, winning gold in pyeongchang",0
sellout crowd greets sellout band,1
louisa meets bear by lisa gornick,0
what does 'black-on-black crime' have to do with ferguson?,0
older trump voters say they oppose key elements of gop obamacare replacement,0
4 must-have digital marketing core competencies,0
"disney reveals that every disney movie takes place in single, unified universe",1
latina business owner faces death threats for appearing onstage at donald trump rally,0
"oh no, mr. bill!",0
rick santorum slightly embarrassed for man introducing him as next president of united states,1
bombing anniversary a reminder of the radical right's rage,0
the weird thing robert downey jr. hides on movie sets,0
alligator and python locked in death duel on golf course,0
white americans say the starbucks arrests were an isolated incident. black americans say they were part of a pattern.,0
5 awesome acts of revenge that qualify as creative genius,0
from brothers to enemies: how syria's war has divided families,0
dog finds absolutely perfect place to shit,1
gabby giffords endorses hillary clinton for president,0
that same guy with the glasses at every rock show,1
one day at a time' actor pat harrington jr. dead at 86,0
it's complicated: 5 tips for using facebook while dating,0
sexism in the kitchen,0
transgender youth are being failed by nearly all 50 states,0
how the media devalue women,0
"syria ceasefire, backed by russia and turkey, holds after initial clashes",0
5 faith facts about presidential candidate mike huckabee,0
"babbling, grinning mitch mcconnell demands emts loading him on stretcher vote yes on healthcare bill",1
sea lion yanks man off boat in effort to snatch fish,0
"""that bastard kushner...""",0
ava duvernay on women and minorities breaking into hollywood: 'follow the white guys',0
recently canonized martyr added to vatican's animatronic hall of saints,1
trans teen gavin grimm responds to laverne cox shout out at the grammys,0
hussein court shocked by ironclad alibi,1
"the intersection of race, class and the constitution: kalief browder",0
oops: hot mic broadcasts al roker going to the bathroom,0
"paul reiser, benevolent possessor of many american hearts, looking to direct",1
motivational poster inspires 264 layoffs,1
trump privately terrified his sexual assault victims will someday come forward,1
toothbrush melts into oblivion in surprisingly hypnotic video,0
local band finds great photo for flier,1
microsoft is trying to predict the next president,0
middle couch cushion has clearly had harder life,1
whooshsnaps.biz committed to protecting users' personal information,1
mutual selection process,0
girl slept with for her sake,1
strudel the obese dog's fitness journey is nothing short of inspiring,0
patti lupone says madonna 'couldn't act her way out of a paper bag',0
man not accepting any more television recommendations at this time,1
breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast,0
remembering james horner,0
man wishes women in crowded bar would let him read jane austen novel in peace,1
kerry washington just summed up what we're all thinking about mental health,0
wayne lapierre accidentally blows hand off during cpac speech,1
poll finds majority of americans approve of child labor laws but agree that kids carrying briefcases would be cute,1
help us decide if the build-a-bear ewok is adorable or terrifying,0
former refugee fights for her dream to abolish female genital mutilation in somalia,0
scarf tragically lost in 15-coat pile-up,1
retreating clinton campaign torches iowa town to slow advance of sanders volunteers,1
"american airlines, us airways merge to form world's largest inconvenience",1
new archaeological find suggests mary magdalene was actually a size 12,1
sharon stone auctioned off to german conglomerate,1
grimacing congressman quickly drafts legislation for charley-horse research,1
hot summer shows,0
elderly rite aid patron stretching out conversation about toothpaste to prolong human contact,1
area twentysomething disillusioned with disillusionment,1
"a death row-themed restaurant is about to happen, people aren't stoked",0
silence your thoughts with this simple technique,0
why do americans pursue happiness?,0
darren wilson ain't no ham sandwich: prosecutorial manipulation of a flawed grand jury system,0
"obama returns from trade summit with 5 stout ships full of cardamom, silk, and indigo",1
get clarity on what the future holds so you can go back to worrying about costume ideas.,1
"hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform",0
"british model freed after being kidnapped to be sold, italian police say",0
trump's dangerous move towards protectionism,0
"luther vandross remembered, if only for one night",1
"woman longs for caress of boyfriend's dry, cracked, bleeding hands",1
local child has run-of-the-mill imagination,1
gop lawmaker: gay rep. should have stayed in the closet,0
adult bookstore to enhance shopping experience with café,1
white house signing ceremony reveals blinding white maleness of trump's inner circle,0
report: 79% of sincere thoughts played off as jokes,1
schumer: dems are done with trump,0
new evidence reveals christ lounged in tomb for extra hour before finally rising from grave,1
bashar al-assad introduces syrian bike-sharing program,1
this is what happens when you search 'pumpkin spice' on nordstrom,0
gay former nfl player's big voice wins the week on 'the voice',0
republicans have a way out of their health care mess: working with democrats,0
trump catches self briefly believing own campaign rhetoric,1
determined cat goes through a lot to wrestle with stuffed tiger,0
a test for chronic fatigue syndrome,0
"america, it's time to rise up to save lives",0
prince william may have just hinted at the new royal baby's name,0
report: you live in an embarrassing country,1
gym adds big heavy pull thing in corner,1
gap forced to recall pants after man dies eating 37 pairs of corduroys,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 3,0
friday talking points -- meet brian schweitzer,0
fantasizing priest accidentally turns communion wafer into body of altar boy,1
why would google leave a fake town on its maps?,0
rapture wreaks havoc on local book club,1
hillary clinton waiting in wings of stage since 6 a.m. for dnc speech,1
detainees sue private prison over forced labor,0
"with 'house on fire,' ty herndon aims to 'change hearts and minds'",0
burger king's 'who is the king?' vote reportedly angers belgian royal,0
paul ryan quickly runs tweet about texas shooting past wayne lapierre before posting,1
sad 38-year-old googles 'jobs caring for baby animals',1
"huffpost rise morning newsbrief, october 13",0
community solar brings renewable energy 'to the masses',0
redstate names leon wolf managing editor as erick erickson prepares exit,0
"russian hackers are working to amplify donald trump's wiretapping claim, expert warns",0
monkey robs jewelry store and we go bananas (video),0
why director brent roske traded hollywood for iowa,0
"first up at the toronto film festival: jake gyllenhaal's 'demolition,' the stunning 'lobster' and more",0
22 terrifying and magical capabilities someone has when you fall for them,0
bob barker era ushered out with touching plinko montage,1
"all hail nicole kidman, who won a deserved emmy for 'big little lies'",0
entirety of beat poetry audience just faking knowing what's happening,1
father's day tribute to a family man,0
one last ruben studdard reference wafts gently into the cool evening air,1
these roads could recharge your electric car as you drive,0
billy joel has billy joel's disease,1
judge orders man accused of tweeting threats to never tweet,0
"prince harry, meghan markle's first official post-engagement event will be nod to diana",0
crush lasts entire bus ride,1
family with 2-hour layover sets up rough shantytown at airport gate,1
how to be free in faith instead of a slave to religion-made certainty,0
massive magma chamber discovered under yellowstone,0
this is the tiger that earl woods raised,0
this union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers,0
listen to the roots' 'tomorrow' today,0
new ed mcmahon autobiography reveals he slept with 7 women,1
snake on a plane! reptile slithers out of ceiling causing mid-flight fright,0
"black jesus': beneath the drugs and profanity, is there a message of theological reflection?",0
atheists demand apology over public university's email about religion,0
nordstrom stopped carrying ivanka trump because no one was buying it,0
will congress heed charla nash's message?,0
big-hair lady loves jesus,1
2016: all about the electorate,0
congressional candidate forced to explain controversial 1971 'fuck everything' remark,1
study: majority of americans not informed enough to stereotype chechens,1
report: middle class running dangerously low on things to be squeezed out of,1
"roommate, girlfriend never seem to have sex",1
the uninsured rate for hispanic kids has hit a historic low,0
gorgeous new nasa image shows earth 'rising' over the moon,0
retired pope benedict pledges to donate soul for ecclesiastic research,1
"tsa under fire over expensive, ineffective program",0
taylor swift now dating watertown boat,1
marvel's new she-hulk reminds us that anger can serve a purpose,0
"after irma, tim duncan pens emotional plea: 'don't forget' the u.s. virgin islands",0
older voters are suffering the greatest election stress. here's why.,0
cash-strapped oklahoma to conduct executions by hammering squad,1
should grandparents worry about their credit?,0
u.s. pushes security council for new north korea sanctions,0
"struggling high school cuts football—nah, just kidding, art it is",1
"kofi annan places 4,000-pound wreath on mass grave",1
firefighter and police officer take adorable photos with their newborn,0
john mccain not going to ask cindy mccain twice,1
alternative theater waits three hours for stragglers,1
"more than 10,000 migrants rescued from mediterranean in past 2 days",0
jay inslee recalls decision to run for president after 5 teens from across globe pressed enchanted rings together to call him into existence,1
secret service not sure if that suit of armor was in oval office yesterday,1
teen accepted into 113 colleges chooses full ride to hbcu,0
urban polling centers recommend voters start lining up now for 2016 election,1
business card confirms real-estate salesman is eddie money,1
"cnn graphic designer asked to combine dollar sign, syringe, fighter jets, panda",1
"loose-lipped rudy giuliani does not represent u.s. on foreign policy, warns state department",0
man ruthlessly scolds other man online for having opinion he held less than 2 years ago,1
chicago out of names for subdivisions,1
report: 15% of cars in mall parking lots occupied by family member who stormed off after fight,1
literally no one supports lincoln chafee in latest poll,0
"lawmakers, ignore gun violence survivors at your peril",0
the creators of 'supergirl' know that title is a bit misogynistic,0
"after 46 years, yoko ono is finally credited for co-writing 'imagine'",0
lights go on: part li -- a single word,0
how the alt-right is using sex and camp to attract gay men to fascism,0
terrified fda warns something making bananas black after several days,1
"olympic thrills, and a few chills, on a summer puget sound adventure",0
why should we celebrate earth day?,0
biologists discover billions of missing bees living anonymously in sacramento,1
god seeking to crack down on souls smuggling drugs into heaven,1
palestinian shot dead after stabbing israeli trooper,0
jessica alba saving money for when audience turns on her,1
it's complicated: 5 tips for using facebook while dating,0
what on earth do you have to do to be kicked out of politics?,0
entire room mentally shaving man's facial hair,1
obama to speak at memorial service for dallas officers on tuesday,0
beach boys confirm they're considering playing trump's inauguration,0
livid jimmy kimmel turns up the heat on sen. bill cassidy for second night,0
"jews, muslims, hindus agree on chicken",1
you're hired! change the process to fill the gender gap so women in tech win,0
establishment-backed moderate wins heated democratic house primary in texas,0
donald trump appoints rick santorum to catholic advisory committee,0
man carrying knife and bible fatally shot by st. louis county police,0
hate trump? just wait until 2020.,0
deadly midair collision reported in maryland,0
the 'titanic ii' will bring history to life with its 2018 maiden voyage,0
mom calling to ask if she can throw away 3-ring binder from middle school,1
the solution to all of your budgeting problems,0
husband calls for greater restrictions on pier one imports,1
word search on box of frosted mini-wheats fucking impossible,1
dvd player in tesla raises questions in autopilot death,0
frustrated man can't believe he can still hear construction worker hammering his wife at this hour,1
cat that spends life on one of two couch cushions given rabies vaccine,1
preserving the phoenician heritage of tyre against the latest threats in the middle east,0
vatican employees unable to relax at holiday party with pope around,1
dave chappelle reprises 'chappelle's show' characters for 'walking dead' spoof on 'snl',0
endangered rhino just wishes his horn didn't make people immortal,1
our cross to bear,0
why the 99 percent keeps losing,0
what it's like to date when you're a poet,0
"mick mulvaney, supporter of 2013 government shutdown, blames obama for that one",0
international women's day,0
study: average person's enjoyment of vacation drops 36% for each additional family member present,1
naval chakra tune up: yoga sequence from stephanie snyder,0
documentary about grisly murder inspires dozens of copycat documentaries,1
a love letter to the nurses who take care of moms after giving birth,0
laptop gets to age when it can be lightly tossed sometimes,1
jennifer garner makes first public appearance since ben affleck split,0
melania trump mocked for 'teach kids to be responsible digital citizens' tweet,0
pennsylvania governor: dems can combat trump by getting things done,0
family with 2-hour layover sets up rough shantytown at airport gate,1
donald trump: what the actual f*ck?,0
supreme court justice application asks for 3 sample opinions,1
"sens. mccain, graham: trump's order could become 'self-inflicted wound' in terror fight",0
dad's reindeer drone perfectly tackles son's christmas fears,0
mark zuckerberg promises that misuse of facebook user data will happen again and again,1
friend group completely disintegrates within 5 minutes of graduation,1
extending your social media reach: working the facebook author tag feature,0
loss of virginity more humiliating than original virginity,1
fact-checking walmart's fact-check of the new york times,0
adjunct professor hoping some student leaves behind warm pair of gloves today,1
the 'psychics to the stars' sound off on queer astrology,0
few latino kids attend catholic schools - here's why,0
"if state takeover of new orleans schools worked, act scores below 16 wouldn't be embarrassing",0
desperate dolphin mom seen helping her trapped baby breathe,0
instagram now warns users against wild animal selfies,0
twitter is appalled at the west coast's favorite thanksgiving side dish,0
sarah palin photos of son stepping on dog trigger online outrage,0
how to encourage quiet children to push past their fears,0
west virginia flooding kills 24 and submerges towns,0
paul manafort spends afternoon making house look presentable for next fbi raid,1
12-year-old's christmas list demonstrates heartbreaking awareness of family's financial predicament,1
i profumi di firenze: beautiful scents with a story,0
muslim man shot near mosque in texas,0
pennsylvania's congressional delegation will no longer be all men,0
washington post journalist jailed in iran has christmas meal with family,0
kuwait deploys troop,1
colleges and universities should become sanctuaries for the undocumented,0
chance the rapper unboxing his grammys with his daughter is too cute for words,0
3 tips to ensure a peaceful thanksgiving,0
verizon introduces new charge-you-at-whim plan,1
breakfast in bed served to mom who just got eaten out,1
header image,1
james franco skips award ceremony after sexual misconduct accusations,0
cheney wows sept. 11 commission by drinking glass of water while bush speaks,1
entitled deadbeat finally breaks out of 20-year cycle of government dependency,1
hoodie monks' use hip hop to impart buddhist wisdom,0
your compliments are gross and so are you,0
vietnam: from hell to heaven on earth,0
"manchester bomber was motivated to commit terrorism by hate preachers, not religion",0
local mosque only rated 1.5 stars on yelp,1
"this is not how you play frisbee, but we love it anyway",0
report: advertisers threatening to pull money now the only remaining way to effect any change,1
fear factor creator's will: 'heirs must eat my ashes to collect inheritance',1
paula cole reveals the secret (and dark) history of the 'dawson's creek' theme song,0
u.s. will no longer punish families of hostages for paying ransom,0
5 scientific reasons you should go on vacation,0
julian assange fired from it job at pentagon,1
woman checks terror-alert level before leaving for work,1
pope leaves detailed instructions for taking care of holy spirit while he out of town,1
the top 12 beauty tips we learned from our moms,0
report: fiber optics not a real thing,1
employees annoyed at having to attend 3-hour-long sexual seduction training,1
guy sipping energy drink on subway probably heading off to snowboard in x games or something,1
arab-american actually kind of enjoys always having 2 bus seats to self,1
gratitude for the smartwatch,0
university quickly slaps together rinky-dink ceremony for anyone graduating in december,1
fan-favorite first season of bush administration released on dvd,1
trump's whole approach to health care boiled down to one tweet,0
hillary clinton tells a fifth-grader she's also had to deal with bullies,0
report: former nfl kicker threatened students before fatal crash,0
"intellectual property rights as fleeting as the scent of jasmine, mayfly's wing in autumn",1
why the deadly attacks against foreigners in south africa come as no surprise,0
notre dame gargoyle going to stay as still as possible until arson investigator gone,1
how to start kickin' a** after 50,0
suppression of the transgender vote,0
how to be grateful (and stop acting like a frustrated toddler),0
the painful price of aging in prison,0
people can't agree on whether this voice is saying 'yanny' or 'laurel',0
the secret diet health industry professionals don't want you to know about!,0
father-son duo share lessons about balancing life and technology,0
7 fascinating but forgotten facts from world war i (new book),0
woman who has been let down by so many leave-in conditioners can't bear to put herself out there again,1
agent asks failing actor if he's considered becoming alt-right commentator,1
340 million social security numbers obtained by federal government in massive personal data breach,1
incredible new slate of documentaries to elevate everyday lgbt heroes,0
"jack lew nears decision to keep hamilton on front of $10 bill, put a woman on the $20",0
"firewood, bread top new russian agenda",1
budweiser american lager purchased at tavern,1
buttery goodness now america's top domestic product,1
"emerald nuts, roland peppers recalled for possible glass contamination",0
they accused him of taking a backpack. the courts took the next 3 years of his life.,0
actor jason george from grey's anatomy talks about gun violence and social justice,0
gov. jack markell really believes bernie sanders won't win the nomination,0
has the eu really solved its refugee crisis?,0
how to thaw the climate conflict,0
betsy devos' track record doesn't back up her education promises,0
those close to nation say it showed dozens of warning signs leading up to massacre,1
baby has sinking feeling he left home without oversize multicolor plastic keys,1
jewelry company jumps gun with engagement ring commercial featuring polyamorous triad,1
man pulling on loose hangnail slowly unravels skin from entire body,1
my money is on a trump victory,0
man wondering when 'ocean's 8' trailer going to show film's protagonist,1
area father beginning to suspect 3-year-old a real ding-dong,1
a bittersweet goodbye to pregnancy,0
4 senators mauled during congressional tiger show,1
report: election may come down to single candidate,1
espn analyst blames 'liberal media' for 'war on football',0
alcoholic's plan for turning life around doesn't involve getting sober,1
"to understand health care repeal, follow the money",0
terrifying uniformed bachelorette party storms local bar,1
the 10 carpet design styles you need to know,0
how the gotham typeface came to define our era,0
lethal injection least effective drugs man took while in prison,1
watch: $24 million yacht goes up in flames,0
area man plays 'imagine' every time he sees a piano,1
upper-middle-class man vows to never forget middle-class roots,1
man at salad bar has to say every item aloud as he adds it to salad,1
congress not sure what it did to make trump think it wouldn't roll over for whatever he wants in syria,1
don't press the button: the problem with email and what to do about it,0
i wrote speeches for vice president biden. here's what it felt like.,0
how police failed to stop a former nfl star's rape spree,0
this parody is for every parent whose kid hated taking pics with santa,0
historical archives: to be sold - two chamber pot house,1
these fashion grandpas could not be more adorable,0
shaun king has twitter account suspended after cnn email exchange,0
she's in king david cemetery. that is where i go to see my kid now.',0
climate-denying weather channel founder frets about a hillary clinton victory,0
oscar pistorius swears bloody cricket bat from different murder,1
giant altoid headed toward earth'curiously strong' celestial body will extinguish all life,1
pepsi ceo: kendall jenner ad 'made me scratch my head',0
dixie donates $5 million in clean drinking cups to drought-ravaged southern africa,1
charlottesville goddam,0
hillary clinton calls for michigan gov. rick snyder to resign or be recalled,0
this is how it feels to lose a gutsy nfl game,0
new movie taps into nation's love of rapping kangaroos,1
paul krugman's facebook friends excitedly posting about new article he got published in 'the new york times',1
fasting is one of the five pillars of islam. but there are exceptions to the rule,0
what does 'black-on-black crime' have to do with ferguson?,0
members of u2 to stare in different directions,1
limited-edition solange vinyl features list of chores to do while album plays in background,1
california to allow prisoners to serve sentences online,1
sam smith opens up about the downside of fame and his true mission,0
"america not sure it will have enough revulsion and horror left for cabinet, court appointments",1
overeager simpleton destroys that which he loves most,1
curiosity captures 360-degree panorama from martian dune,0
man carefully selects t-shirt for night out,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 10,0
fantastic' news! dumbledore is officially coming to 'fantastic beasts',0
assessing our children to death,0
relationship experts recommend single women try bathing in open stream until suitor glimpses them through trees,1
freedom-wielding high schooler freedoms down 16 classmates in latest mass freedoming,1
"singapore airlines flight catches fire, no casualties",0
seth meyers shreds gop hypocrisy over donald trump's attacks on amazon,0
obama narrowly misses quarterly performance bonus,1
stunned nation mourns as french stewart survives plane crash,1
promotional pen covered in deadly virus,1
randy and erika jackson split after 18 years of marriage,0
song crafted in the deepest pit of hell wins big at grammys,1
mitch mcconnell rules out 'lame duck' action on supreme court,0
peta complains as revised sat tested on chimpanzees,1
global artists come together for anti-trump track celebrating queer love,0
bacon-scented undies mean all your panty problems are cured,0
everybody from 'the hills' is having kids now,0
impoverished child in third world dreams about one day leaving light on for no reason,1
lady gaga set to perform david bowie tribute at the grammys,0
man grateful to live in society where mattress disappears if left on sidewalk for a couple days,1
how artists are transforming detroit,0
report: snoring may increase risk of having throat slit during night by loved one,1
facebook in real life: politics,0
"after dark: meet joey arias, drag icon and nightlife legend",0
guantánamo inmates cheer after learning trump saved their home,1
tight wisconsin house primary too close to call (update),0
to the mom who feels unseen,0
fat kid just wants to watch you guys play,1
time magazine's rape crisis article,0
nation's voyeurs watch women's march on washington from bushes,1
new movie taps into nation's love of rapping kangaroos,1
let's change the conversation from climate change to 'shared benefits',0
ken lay's corpse sentenced to prison,1
favorite stick brought inside,1
$80 million movie scrapped after footage reveals brad pitt had spinach stuck in teeth for entire film,1
7 ways i've changed for the better in the 7 years since turning 50,0
"with binomials, just remember foil,' reports man keeping teens from having sex between 2:30 and 3:20",1
what i learned from drawing my face over and over,0
man who plays devil's advocate really just wants to be asshole,1
could australia be building another yahoo serious?,1
how to botch a wedding toast in 5 words,0
letter of recommendation clearly written under duress,1
new biography reveals einstein devised theory of relativity on paper because he wasn't smart enough to invent microsoft word,1
strangers made sure this homeless man and his dog stayed warm during blizzard,0
new numbers reveal huge disparities in opioid prescribing,0
"bloated, rotund bernie sanders reveals he has finished drinking all of flint's water supply",1
report: we could probably just have computer pick president,1
army drives 9/11 mastermind's lawyer to sacrifice his military career,0
senator dick durbin forced to watch state of the union address from home after getting ripped off by ticket scalper,1
lights go on: part li -- a single word,0
how to get a bikini body without buying a bikini body plan,0
students send hilarious tweets to superintendent thanking him for snow day,0
ask a queer chick: my mom says i'm claiming to be trans for 'attention',0
man with new 40-disc cd changer needs 18 more cds,1
bruce springsteen takes powerful stance amid trump's immigration ban,0
how police failed to stop a former nfl star's rape spree,0
"passengers feel sorry for flustered toddler traveling with loud, obnoxious parents",1
america's favorite mexican food chain is... not chipotle. not even close.,0
"as chevy ends award-winning sustainability plan, the climate is just as screwed as ever",0
depressed wolf blitzer locks self in situation room,1
professor to 'part ways' with college over comments about islam,0
trump to move u.s. embassy in israel to jerusalem. here's why that matters.,0
third whale this year dies at seaworld san antonio,0
jack lalanne pops back up after cool down,1
atlanta-area church to burn ceremonially throughout olympics,1
people's climate march signs speak volumes,0
let this artist take you on a 'post-queer' political experience,0
"american sniper screenwriter jason hall on screenwriting, war movies and being nominated for an oscar",0
naked eric trump runs through state dinner pursued by screaming au pair,1
brian williams cancels planned 'letterman' appearance,0
government watchdog agrees to investigate trump voter fraud commission,0
how pakistan's unregulated madrassa system sows religious strife,0
college costs are america's cruel graduation gift,0
beyonce steps out in yet another affordable look,0
local welder suffering from welder's block,1
report: things finally as bad as trump claims,1
this is the most unexpected rumor of the day,0
the must see attraction of 2015 in vegas,0
isis having difficulty finding american recruits physically fit for jihad,1
syria fighting mostly stops as truce takes effect,0
on poetry awards: figures and questions,0
area man thinks it's nice they didn't put the prettiest girl scouts on the cookie box,1
3 numbers that say a lot about donald trump,0
man gets all the way to hospital just to find out wife will be fine,1
a test for chronic fatigue syndrome,0
"multiple tornadoes rip through oklahoma, injuring 7",0
nationwide sympathy pours in for traumatized cnn town hall survivor,1
excited african safari tourists quietly marvel as poacher stalks prey,1
cool guy from middle school still sporting phat pair of jncos,1
high school decides against suspending football player for peaceful protest,0
los angeles 1992: a personal reflection,0
president trump's loose lips could end his presidency,0
watch this angry cat knock the stuffing out of a toy tiger,0
new country-music video has look of 1991 rock video,1
nina solomon's love book,0
new book written from perspective of gargamel,1
"gop senator sorry for joking about mammograms, but still won't cover them",0
romney celebrates florida win with all-night miami beach rave,1
holiday music aficionado urges friends to check out 'frosty the snowman',1
libyans agree to come up with something for qaddafi to do all day in exchange for him leaving,1
coleman unveils new slowly leaking air mattress for house guests who won't take a hint,1
this new federal law will change foster care as we know it,0
rehabilitated otter released back into food chain,1
magazine correctly judged by its cover,1
vulture feeling nauseous after eating bad rotting deer carcass,1
excerpt: lessons on love and landscape from the heartland,0
awe-inspiring photos of military servicewomen walking the runway,0
classmates awed by first-grader who gets free breakfast every day,1
nation's sleep experts recommend cutting down on strobe light before bedtime,1
james woods goes after anderson cooper with homophobic 'butt plug' tweet,0
pfizer is abandoning controversial plan,0
six million dollar man' star martin e. brooks dead at age 90,0
"mechanic stole city bus because he was late for work, police say",0
a love letter to the nurses who take care of moms after giving birth,0
fine-tuning our tour program,0
woman builds ironclad case proving mila kunis looks bad without makeup,1
activists petition cupcake kingdom to address adorable housing crisis,1
pneumonia virus terrified after remembering what clintons capable of,1
electing a president: 5 things to consider,0
judge orders u.s. to release photos showing abuse of detainees,0
guerrilla stunt jumper's pool plummet will make your jaw drop,0
jeff ross asked selena gomez for advice on roasting justin bieber,0
huffpost hill - secret service agents really glad dark sunglasses hide bloodshot eyes,0
sonia sotomayor almost stopped pursuing a seat on the supreme court,0
biting argument over trump may cost man his ear,0
"following trump's lead, gop shifts from russia revelations to attack on leaks",0
$14.5 billion pledged to rebuild battleground states,1
are there 22 patriotic house republicans?,0
vatican: gay people are 'our sons and daughters',0
new rule from obama will punish contractors who cheat or endanger workers,0
michael cohen relieved to remember it illegal to charge lawyer with crime,1
rachael ray snaps chicken's neck live on air,1
most hillary clinton voters think the allegations against bill clinton are credible,0
bartender going to pretend that last drink was supposed to be served on fire,1
bernie sanders: 'it would not be a bad thing' if fbi director james comey resigned,0
siblings quietly relieved oldest brother setting bar so low,1
how to use facebook to make yourself happy,0
exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year,1
family fears grandmother aware of her surroundings,1
prince harry engaged to woman who will never love him the way 29-year-old idahoan graphic designer jennie hoffman does,1
robed mark warner infiltrates secret torchlit ahca ceremony deep in woods behind capitol,1
guitar music fad runs course,1
that guy from that one show spotted with the girl from the shampoo ad,1
man races against time to take out trash bag with widening puncture,1
polar bear cub just knows he's going to be last of species,1
greenspan comes out of retirement for one more interest rate hike,1
landlord not convinced heat isn't working,1
strapping young man to address congress,1
man under impression he went down fighting,1
report: u.s. still leads world with highest density of kevins,1
buick introduces new self-buying car,1
jim morrison stares creepily out of apartment window,1
"dept. of labor reports it could be nothing, but they may have spotted job in iowa strip mall",1
spatial skills abandon area man during search for correct tupperware lid,1
surge soda again sells out on amazon,0
union claims sanders campaign staffers posed as members to influence workers,0
this bill could automatically register 50 million people to vote,0
activist artist dread scott on why we need a revolution,0
for all the girls i loved before i knew i could,0
nation's rich and powerful wondering when rest of americans will just give up,1
"(video) smg eyes virtual reality tech, dynamic storytelling",0
air force will no longer require 'so help me god' in enlistment oaths,0
coed rec softball team having trouble finding enough hyper-competitive men to ruin experience,1
apple may have poached electric motorcycle company to death,0
giuliani says kim jong-un begged like a has-been-politician-turned-hack-attorney trying to get a job at the white house,1
majority of americans thought we already had a moon base,1
john boehner blasts obama over pace of reform at department of veterans affairs,0
man pleased to find most of his mid-'90s anti-hillary rant still usable,1
the extraordinary life of a flight paramedic in the canadian arctic,0
nation's teen drug problem ended by rapping cartoon spokesbeast,1
eye-opening social experiment flips the script on domestic violence,0
guantanamo bay begins construction on senior care wing,1
"support small business' demands sign in window of boutique open five hours a day, three days a week",1
"expansive obama state of the union speech to touch on patent law, entomology, the films of robert altman",1
jesse williams set to be honored with humanitarian award at the 2016 bet awards,0
man angry at self after not recognizing actress in eyelash commercial,1
"while jeff sessions belittles pacific islands, poet teaches resistance",0
stranger things' kids already look like winners on the golden globes red carpet,0
siblings gather around powerpoint to hash out off-limits topics for thanksgiving,1
bowling green state just going to claim christopher lloyd as alumnus until someone calls them out,1
the limits of corporate citizenship: why walgreen shouldn't be allowed to influence u.s. politics if it becomes swiss,0
"in final machiavellian masterstoke, area woman adds 'no gifts, please' to bottom of invitation",1
stevie nicks dancing alone on beach under full moon,1
grasshopper dismembered by future supreme court justice,1
sunset shot at,1
"cancer, cinema, crowdfunding and twitter",0
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
i profumi di firenze: beautiful scents with a story,0
dairy company introduces lots-of-pulp milk,1
watch: former british open champ makes embarrassing putting fail,0
local building accessible to only the strongest of the handicapped,1
drug-sniffing dog develops taste for bit-o-honeys,1
the 5 best fictional holidays from television,0
why don't we say 'you're welcome' anymore?,0
report: average american spends 25% of life waiting in line at cell phone store,1
truth through fiction,0
mack wilds plays a crooked cop in the new fox drama 'shots fired',0
man invisible on gchat observes world from impregnable perch,1
gop consultant pleads guilty in first super pac coordination conviction,0
new workplace diversity initiative kills one white employee every hour on the hour until more minority candidates hired,1
what every parent needs to know about their schools,0
changing residency standards attack student voters,0
"trump praises veterans, hits media at kennedy center event",0
political scientists trace american democracy's severe polarization to fucking idiots on other side of aisle,1
viewer outraged,1
oil prices soar like noble eagle,1
shredyourex lets you destroy photos of your ex just in time for valentine's day,0
america ferrera posts tearful message on post-election grief,0
tim cook torn limb from limb by mob of moms demanding to know whether itunes gift cards still active,1
fiscal challenges for nyc's health and hospitals corporation,0
"how smartphones damage our skin, according to dermatologists",0
troop gradually withdraws,1
how a political scientist broke the news of trump's meeting with putin,0
"john kasich compares federal debt to a burning rome, says republicans share blame",0
start your day chia seed smoothie style,0
report: revolving door gave goldman access to fed secrets,0
guidance counselor reminds self-mutilating drug user about sat deadlines,1
man tentatively takes shot at bad-mouthing girlfriend's family for first time,1
the bachelor' season 20 premiere recap: ben higgins still feels unlovable,0
dining out in dallas by john mariani,0
new body negativity campaign promotes idea that ugliness comes in all shapes and sizes,1
taliban agrees to peace deal despite concerns about america's human-rights record,1
"because we already miss 'veep,' here are some arrogant jonah lines that didn't make it into season 5",0
"following death of adam yauch, grieving china frees tibet",1
heroin is cheaper than beer and easy to get in pennsylvania,0
trainers share the worst fitness advice they've ever heard,0
she just wants a job,0
why thanking god is hurtful,0
obesity swept the nation and now healthy schools are taking it back... with your help,0
"homeless pitbull couldn't stop trembling, until someone showed her love",0
donald trump's dr. oz gambit makes mockery of transparency norms,0
attorney says mississippi cop strangled unarmed black man to death,0
there no way tv character could actually afford big 'new york city' coffee mug,1
frustrated wildfire spends hours stuck in l.a. traffic,1
tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs,0
"new yorker article unread in brooklyn, queens, bronx, staten island",1
can machines really learn?,0
report: average american worker replaced within 10 minutes of taking vacation,1
life would be infinitely easier if these things were more flexible,0
"obama blasted by cool, refreshing air",1
"to all the meat-loving feminists of the world, riot grill has arrived",0
the real driver of great innovation via alexander graham bell and pharrell williams,0
man vows never to watch another sci-fi movie with physicist friend,1
area man can tell commercial will be for corona,1
chuck todd extensively preparing to accept whatever candidates say at face value without any follow-up questions,1
this is what happens when the pavement is too hot for your dog,0
security guards chase naked usa fan around white house,1
7 times we needed to hear taraji p. henson keep it real,0
2-year-old adorably mangles 'the star-spangled banner',0
the final indian war in america about to begin,0
daryl dixon's big secret is finally revealed,0
what's next for uber?,0
donald trump threatens 35 percent tariff as 'retribution' for companies that move abroad,0
survey: genital stimulation maintains popularity,1
"after fifty years of occupation, what's next: an open letter to president mahmoud abbas",0
terri schiavo dies of embarrassment,1
grey's anatomy' fans launch petition to bring back mcdreamy,0
this will be mark zuckerberg's biggest challenge as a philanthropist,0
"polls reveal, essentially, nothing",1
department of defense unveils $83 million thing that shoots,1
clinton staff readies emp launch to disable all nation's electronic devices,1
wednesday's morning email: 6.2 earthquake devastates central italy,0
texas deputy gunned down in 'cold-blooded' attack at gas station,0
maple tree wishes it was given a say in becoming memorial to man's dead wife,1
bernie sanders asks anyone who's serious about breaking up big banks to meet him on corner of canal and bowery at midnight,1
cruz super pac aims to take out rubio in florida,0
computer scientists say ai's underdeveloped ethics have yet to move beyond libertarian phase,1
james comey quickly reopens clinton email investigation for few more minutes,1
write-in candidate thought he had enough friends to win,1
second-grader expelled from sex farm,1
usda just doing quick smell tests to inspect all the backlogged meat that piled up during shutdown,1
guy from pringles ad convicted of murder on law & order,1
looking for love and acceptance: dating while trans in america,0
volkswagen's diesel settlement will fund range of clean air efforts,0
lesson for urban cities: how chicagoans stand up for quality schools,0
new robert altman film released straight to special-edition director's-cut dvd,1
schwarzenegger admits to affair with predator costume,1
howard students take over building to protest university embezzlement scandal,0
wednesday's morning email: latest missile launch from north korea appears to put entire continental u.s. in range,0
word origins as comics: what makes the news easy to swallow,0
in 'the idea of love' lies lead to love,0
disillusioned woman now wondering if any of her magical vagina stones have healing powers,1
it's high time we research medical marijuana,0
blood drains from mueller's face after realizing russia investigation might go all the way to white house,1
24 feminist school supplies for empowered girls,0
"family, friends concerned after peyton manning wanders away from pocket",1
lazy event planner throws 'bags of ice'–themed party,1
rival dojo in for big surprise at regionals,1
the onion' hires several pastry chefs away from entenmann's to form new bakery,1
i flinched at their forgiveness,0
rex tillerson can expect a lot of questions about his record on climate change,0
"we must restore rule of law,' says trump as aides pass out revolvers to audience",1
pilot informs passengers they will be rerouting to avoid scary cloud that looks like shark,1
cosmopolitan releases 5 sexy helen gurley brown obituaries to drive your man wild,1
visiting liberian dignitary in no hurry to leave,1
quick-lube shop masters electronic record keeping six years before medical industry,1
woman who changed self to please boyfriend enjoying happy long-term relationship,1
10 stress-free suppers for the entire family,0
"career spider not sure she's ready for 3,000 children at this point",1
dick van dyke surprises denny's patrons with impromptu performance of 'chitty chitty bang bang',0
diabetic 8-year-old throws worst birthday party ever,1
sean spicer claims white house has been 'consistent' on calling travel ban 'a ban',0
"danny devito a lot taller, thinner in person",1
office manager still undecided about sharpie redesign,1
how to swear like a local,0
monday's morning email: former u.s. attorney says trump fired him after missed call,0
the easiest thing you can do for weight loss and longevity,0
"from a fatherless daughter: dads, you're doing it right",0
palm tree fires off warning coconut,1
new super-fast transport system powered by passengers' screams,1
7 clever ways to corral your cords and wires,0
indoor grill owner can't wait for start of autumn,1
strange 'alien skeleton' mystery finally solved,0
17 weather-ready snow boots that aren't ugly,0
container of recyclables emptied into trash,1
sean spicer given own press secretary to answer media's questions about his controversial statements,1
"there was no audio, so we captioned the trump and putin meeting",0
kris kobach posted partial social security numbers of thousands of kansas officials online,0
man feeling pressure to give mom grandchildren while she still around to raise them,1
aspen ideas festival 2015,0
delta airlines has its first black female captain,0
here's how much the house has paid in recent sexual harassment settlements,0
"the first trailer for 'snowden,' starring joseph gordon-levitt, is practically a résumé",0
report: gop tax bill supported by majority of americans currently suffocating wealthy benefactor with pillow,1
gop leaders celebrate passing point of no return,1
bin laden conspiracy theories share one problem,0
mad men: om is where the heart is,0
opposition calls for turkish vote annulment after erdogan wins powers,0
shanghai family sick of eating chinese,1
pope francis captivated by teen cancer patient's rendition of 'ave maria',0
it sure seems like paul manafort is misleading a federal judge so he can winter in florida,0
dustin hoffman accusers speak out about alleged abuse in joint nbc interview,0
how art therapy helps you de-stress (even if you don't think you need it),0
what those racy photos of cowboys' jerry jones represent,0
feds say hydropower capacity could be doubled in u.s.,0
area man's mother sizes up new girlfriend's pelvic span,1
the harvey weinstein scandal should be a message to all men,0
some sense knocked into girlfriend's son,1
light playing beautifully off eric trump's gums at inaugural ball,1
"coworker who already breathes, chews loudly thinking about getting into arrhythmically drumming on desk",1
taylor hatala and larsen thompson 'run the world' with killer new dance routine,0
"despite claims, long story not made short",1
area lady's gentleman caller under employ of jiffy lube,1
cherishing every moment is hard,0
prince rep has 'no knowledge' of jay z's reported $40 million offer for artist's unreleased music,0
bush acquired by martian zoo,1
mlk's family urges nation to spend anniversary of his death twisting his words to fit own political agendas,1
why this congressman is skipping the inauguration and marching with women,0
man entering fog of insanity asked if this his first time at dave & buster's,1
cultural gems we bet you've never heard of,0
eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes,0
gender creative' is not the new 'hipster',0
taxpayer costs for arias' defense top $2.7 million,0
dozens wounded as man defends box of wheat thins from invading coworker horde,1
lottery loser angry at lottery winner,1
guy fieri eating to johnny cash's 'hurt' fills us with feelings,0
sweden and the wakening of eco-integrity,0
"scam alert! in a hyperactive hurricane season, the worst may not be over",0
5-year-old admits it pretty messed up spider-man visiting his birthday party when he could be out saving lives,1
lazy daredevil to lie across 12 couches,1
so that's why marijuana gives you the munchies,0
burger king's 'who is the king?' vote reportedly angers belgian royal,0
"study: online content creators outnumber consumers 2,000 to 1",1
the healthcare industry: a prescription to help heal racial economic inequality,0
new york prepares for protests as grand jury reviews eric garner's death,0
mike ditka has not been paying attention to history,0
drunk man dangerously close to figuring out you're fucking with him,1
norma at san francisco opera,0
trans woman covers women's running body issue,0
this school gave kids more recess. here's what happened.,0
jimmy kimmel asks people if hillary clinton should be impeached,0
fellow millennial voters: no one owes us a damn thing,0
tweeters freak out over donald trump's appointment of 'warmonger' john bolton,0
bush orders iraq to disarm before start of war,1
huffpollster: republicans are feeling a lot better about their party post-election,0
obama again extends troop presence in afghanistan,0
violent death of human being terrific news for once,1
thousands dead in indonesia again,1
"following trump's lead, gop shifts from russia revelations to attack on leaks",0
"um, reese witherspoon's look-alike daughter is stunning",0
movie trailer perfectly captures the horrors of flying coach,0
george takei reminds donald trump of the past horrors of nuclear weapons,0
automakers ask nation if it still wants that handle above car windows,1
sweet video honors the amazing work of child life specialists,0
top hud official worked at cambridge analytica -- but it's not in his bio,0
khloe kardashian joins 'waist gang',0
man beaten to bloody pulp after allegedly raping nephew's girlfriend,0
texas governor warns it could be decades before state fully ready to talk about climate change,1
new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions,1
the robot apocalypse is looking pretty damn funky in new boston dynamics video,0
important decision sent up to company's highest idiot,1
texas mom outraged because her daughter's school won't allow sunscreen,0
arrested but innocent? the internet still thinks you're guilty,0
man fears he may never trust again after treasured picture of duck turns out to be rabbit,1
rand paul ends daylong nsa 'filibuster',0
watch 1998 rudy giuliani completely torpedo 2018 rudy giuliani's trump arguments,0
woman worried she doing bad job enjoying massage,1
teen reports saturday night live has sucked since chris kattan left,1
if disney princesses realized they could save themselves,0
cyclist clearly loves signaling turns,1
"pete rose, the st. louis cardinals and the need for consistent mlb ethics policies",0
my secret money life: i helped bankroll my brother -- and came to regret it,0
rand paul: hillary clinton is a 'war hawk',0
scotland yard frees 163-year-old british man after dna evidence clears him of being jack the ripper,1
millions head to internet to figure out their own opinions about debate,1
"for $10, new york city students see 'hamilton' and rap for lin-manuel miranda",0
"dreamers can't sue for in-state tuition in georgia, state supreme court rules",0
"jim davis, guy who does 'heathcliff' get together for annual lunch to discuss doing cat cartoons",1
hilary duff's heartbreaking instagram shows how hard it is to lose a pet,0
flower power -- how your child can blossom fully,0
local oddball expends energy doing things,1
rep. john lewis: trump is not a 'legitimate president',0
kristen stewart ditches her brunette locks for a bleached 'do,0
nuclear-bomb instructions found in pentagon,1
i heard it through the grapevine: motown's prospects are looking up,0
office exiles menstruating hr manager,1
lena dunham slams the shame associated with psychiatric medication,0
mom's head rotates demonically after passing sign for antique wicker furniture,1
scott walker still won't say whether obama is christian,0
create an environment for your ultimate success,0
james clapper on donald trump: 'our institutions are under assault',0
white house receives letter addressed to gerald ford or current president,1
drake throws money and angrily storms into club,0
this is the worst commercial ever created,0
emma watson donates $1.4 million to fight sex harassment in curtain raiser to baftas,0
leaving sandra bland alone in a cell violated clear jail protocols,0
report: 32% of prayers deflected off passing satellites,1
why asheville needs an equity and inclusion manager,0
dear blue bear (you s.o.b),0
these latinos' reactions to 'coco' prove representation matters,0
rules for selling during winter months,0
area man can't wait to get home to look out new window,1
does the internet really make bullying worse?,0
voter turnout reaches all-time low of 17,1
scott pruitt (sort of) answers whether trump believes in climate change,0
"new monster energy defibrillator touts 1,200 volts delivered straight to heart",1
prestigious university touts racial diversity of dining hall staff,1
here's why we need to stop criticizing lebron james,0
climate change threatens the newest prescription for children: time outdoors,0
some genius juxtaposing religious iconography and bodily waste yet again,1
national illusions and global realities,0
trump to nominate nfl team owner as ambassador to britain,0
man from last week smacked into present day,1
you know what else makes it hard to read the 2016 race? poll methods,0
only name area man recognizes on ballot 'jill stein',1
8 perks of being divorced during the holidays,0
russian officials scrambling as plan to delegitimize western democracy moving way faster than intended,1
man completely blindsided by seemingly normal stranger telling him to 'have a blessed day',1
the cia's 60-year history of fake news: how the deep state corrupted many american writers,0
"parents of obama volunteer couldn't be more proud, sick of son",1
time running out on second-keg fund drive,1
evolutionary biologist discovers common human ancestor at cousin's wedding,1
bikini-clad britney spends spring break with her sons,0
white sprinter finishes fifth,1
fda approves nasal-spray version of overdose drug naloxone,0
sierra club withdraws support of controversial fern,1
congress raises killing age to 19,1
america's charter schools have a commitment problem,0
huffpost hill - iraq broken despite all our help,0
robert pattinson & fka twigs spend time at chateau marmont,0
asghar farhadi wins big after boycotting oscars over trump's muslim ban,0
climate' is not mentioned once in trump's infrastructure plan,0
broadway stars 'give a little bit' to say thanks this holiday season,0
mark hamill shuts down trump's latest complaint with 3 blistering words,0
bejewel your cat's butt with twinkle tush,0
local los angeles awards show slated to open for grammys,1
"do you know why i'm pulling you over, being wildly aggressive, and charging you with assault today, sir?",0
jay-z finally explains how he and beyoncé came up with those baby names,0
kirsten gillibrand only regrets not calling for al franken to quit sooner,0
teddy bear feels terrible for sparking 'what are we?' conversation,1
holy crap! british artist will cast your anus in bronze (nsfw),0
area man coughs to let others know he's in bathroom,1
pregnant women asked to leave convention hall during ted cruz speech for safety of developing fetuses,1
words of wisdom for the introverts in the classroom,0
environmentalists say they're averting climate disaster. conservatives say it's terrorism.,0
cash-strapped nra forced to shoot dozens of redundant employees,1
shy congressman wishes other lawmakers would include him in their crimes,1
british royal family concerned after queen elizabeth ii beheads 7 tourists,1
"at this year's toronto film festival, it's the quieter performances that speak the loudest",0
popular designer dog breed just twisted spinal cord attached to collapsed lung,1
of course busy bartender doesn't mind taking picture of you and your friends,1
of course hair stylist remembers gina,1
"mysterious american flags in northern syria were planted by u.s. troops, pentagon says",0
lovestruck arabian princess begs father to spare john kerry's life,1
sharon stone slammed by 'golden boy' director,0
roommate all into cycling now,1
former google engineer james damore takes refuge among the alt-right,0
busboy who cradled a dying rfk is finally moving past his grief,0
this is us' is finally going to tell us how jack died,0
"how to make greek easter sweet bread ""tsoureki""",0
national interest in anything hovering around 3 percent,1
charlottesville suspect might have received tacit support from high-level government figure,1
purple '91 honda accord lovingly dedicated to la raza,1
no one knows how medieval nuns used this mysterious prayer wheel,0
"completely unrealistic tv character has complex, multifaceted personality",1
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son of edward r. murrow says father 'real dirtbag' compared to onion reporters,1
21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents,0
see photos from the 2015 white house correspondents' dinner,0
naïve detective suspects fair play,1
divorcing parents: 10 questions to ask before fighting over the kids,0
police department deploys fancyclothes cop,1
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taco bell: more than just fast food,0
"americans take gold, silver in men's freestyle halfpipe",0
how to improve your people skills,0
these are the most generous cities in america,0
the christian sideshow in acts of terror,0
kevin bacon talking about his band approved as prescription sedative,1
smug new mom going to start a blog,1
villanova crying piccolo player captures the emotional roller coaster that is march madness,0
"dear graduates, put your online superpowers to work",0
zac efron's younger brother also has ridiculous abs,0
10 ways i am failing adulthood,0
gravity' & '12 years a slave' tie at 2014 pga awards,0
"middle-aged woman believes in fourth marriage, angels",1
watchdog agency at dhs to review implementation of trump's muslim ban,0
closed shop in gentrifying neighborhood to emerge from chrysalis as beautiful gastropub,1
"george r.r. martin announces next book to feature pixies, dracula",1
women step up to share their abortion stories as congress moves against their rights,0
7 things you should know if you love someone who gets migraines,0
facebook outreach tool ignores black lives matter,0
librarian who amassed millions by living humbly leaves entire fortune to college,0
russia needs turkey in the war on isis,0
report: 5th floor a bunch of pompous dicks,1
casual sex surprisingly formal,1
inside bernie worrell's all-star nyc benefit,0
mtv blurs out controversial extended middle finger,1
i won't be coming home for christmas: the christmas experience in prison,0
area man achieves your dream,1
police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing,0
reports of movie being good reach area man,1
congress passes 34th short-term funding patch for highways,0
the politics of lgbtq people: caitlyn jenner and class differences,0
9/11 and the (un)making of the 21st century,0
gifs: the memphis grizzlies weathered this epic oklahoma city thunder storm,0
paul ryan on removing devin nunes: 'the tax cuts are working',0
"military institutes new 'don't tell, let me guess' policy",1
cashier learning valuable but illegal job skills,1
islamophobia and charlie hebdo,0
the planet just crossed another major carbon milestone,0
masters of habit: the wisdom and writing of maya angelou,0
john kerry scrambles to stop bunker's self-destruct sequence as russian oligarch taunts him from bank of monitors,1
infertile aunt doing it up big at kids table,1
$300 tax refund used to justify $700 worth of miscellaneous purchases,1
walgreens manager certain dead father would have been proud of crest toothpaste display,1
report: biggest parenting fear remains losing child in high-stakes poker tournament,1
some truly bizarre anti-gay arguments before the supreme court,0
owner tearfully releases american pharoah after triple crown win,1
white house denied third mortgage,1
cannibal corpse blasting from papal apartment window,1
suarez's bite felt strongest in uruguay,0
queer film explores long-term relationships in the age of the single,0
clinton campaign launches 'latinos for hillary',0
the moment cynthia nixon realized 'sex and the city' was more than just 'a funny show',0
this is america's best kept sex secret,0
tiny horse lives large with labrador pal,0
hospital gift shop figures it can soak 'em for 30 on the 'i'm thinking of you' teddy bear,1
jindal: westboro baptist members who protest funerals face arrest,0
report: 80% of subway track repairmen run over each day,1
there's now a martial art specifically for selfie stick users,0
"more than 5,600 boat migrants rescued off north africa in just the past 3 days",0
fed admits up until now u.s. has just been coasting off money from 'avatar',1
"mother on trial for hitting, pinching toddler during long flight",0
clinton ominously tells iowan supporters to mark front doors with campaign logo before sundown,1
heady youth expresses individuality with 'ear-ring',1
this is what joan rivers hoped her funeral would look like,0
spot where dog vomit cleaned up now noticeably cleaner than surrounding floor,1
put on your damn swimsuit,0
live election coverage: watch as midterm results pour in,0
john kerry breaks leg in bike crash,0
sarah silverman talks to her younger self in 'snl' monologue,0
"well known gresham, or musicians form gresham, or supergroup",1
vacation-bound rush limbaugh to do nothing but golf and respect minorities for 2 weeks,1
obama's supreme court nominee just bragged about sending this man to prison. now he's free.,0
watch: schieffer signs off,0
boardwalk con men hit hard by sharp decrease in chumps,1
kanye west's partnership with adidas is about to get huge,0
california wildfire death toll rises to 4 as more bodies found,0
"libyan islamist fighters say captured main airport, mystery airstrikes continue",0
science fiction fan increases suavity with trenchcoat,1
15 adorable notebooks that will make you want to put away your iphone and write,0
paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion,0
russian nuclear weapons laid out for sale on sidewalk,1
man now too exhausted to repress both anger and sadness,1
skeleton crew makes its move,0
the iconic blue ikea bag is getting a makeover,0
how to get the perfect summer body,0
"the farallon islands, usfws, and island conservation's tax-free government contracts",0
pudgy doughboy with rosy red cheeks presses nose up against window of chocolate shop,1
the 3 keys to building immediate rapport in a job interview,0
"in boston, student mbta passes are an equity issue",0
congressional candidate forced to explain controversial 1971 'fuck everything' remark,1
grandma guts it out through lunch on sunny patio,1
safety-conscious senior locks screen door,1
reform jews poised to pass transgender resolution,0
sessions drops pile of weapons in prison yard before ordering inmates to reduce overcrowding by 30%,1
"vanilla ice, mc hammer co-sign apartment lease",1
area child disappointed to learn parents' love unconditional,1
no one in gang has heart to tell police informant his cover's blown,1
how many women does it take to change a cable news host?,0
official texas republican platform says more than half the state is gay,0
trump's explanation for removing sudan from his travel ban is cringeworthy,0
biden arrives early to set up state of the union fog machine,1
mom sentenced for encouraging boyfriend's sex assault on baby,0
grandmother down to 10-step radius around recliner in den,1
marvel hints at upcoming death of stan lee,1
kurt warner cheered on by wire-haired man-goblin,1
newly unemployed woman enjoys equal pay for first time in career,1
"if this is what fall looks like, sign us up",0
china disputes trump's claims of fentanyl 'flood' into united states,0
transcanada shelves its u.s. keystone application,0
is this the boat of the future?,0
georgia school board bans 'theory of math',1
jennifer lopez rear-ended by drunk driver,0
"president trump, don't hurt americans by sabotaging the aca",0
report: only 2% of internet worth sitting through 15-second ad,1
poll: 96% of bands looking for slightly better drummer,1
the republican plan for higher education: less red tape and less money,0
four consequences of a $15 minimum wage,0
clergy abuse advocates fear pope francis is making it harder for victims to speak up,0
nation's women not as crazy about bryan gosling,1
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ritalin cures next picasso,1
man going to restroom deputizes friend to order him another beer,1
down with cutesy cleaning supplies!,0
"sole remaining lung filled with rich, satisfying flavor",1
exclusive tsa pre-check allows passengers to fly without waiting for airplane,1
an eye-opening look at school playgrounds around the world,0
john oliver: 'f**king idiot' trump managed to screw up disavowing nazis,0
spring cleaning life hacks,0
the istanbul nightclub attack finally united a divided country,0
mass mobs' are taking over detroit's catholic churches,0
friendly note to coworker undergoes eight revisions,1
seattle ushers in $15 minimum wage amid national debate,0
manufacturer manufactures love to wife,1
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
we're spending less on health care than we thought we would before obamacare,0
puppy dies adorable death,1
royal couple to spend $36.21 queen elizabeth had left over from 2010 u.s. visit,1
15 weirdest things that people have left behind in an uber,0
pride in mental health: an interview with the trevor project and crisis text line,0
"fear not—she means you no harm,' says elizabeth warren, revealing docile hillary clinton to crowd",1
alec and hilaria baldwin's pregnancy announcement is adorable,0
startling report finds evidence democrats may have attempted to influence 2016 election,1
rhode island votes to move 2008 primary to tomorrow,1
my birthday is a day of infamy,0
we obtained hillary clinton's secret gitmo memo to obama. read it here.,0
looking for happiness in all the wrong places,0
"study finds chickens would have no qualms about caging, eating humans",1
"crazed, froth-mouthed mother demands grandchildren now",1
the powerful new play breaking the silence about sexual violence,0
"egg lobbyists targeted bloggers, media to fight vegan startup",0
fbi shuts down prominent new isis recruitment website,1
new law requires welfare recipients to submit sweat to prove how hard they're looking for job,1
loft discussed at loft party,1
tortured ugandan political prisoner wishes uganda had oil,1
"nytimes.com's plan to charge people money for consuming goods, services called bold business move",1
house republicans vote to penalize local law enforcement over immigration policies,0
changing prison from the inside out,0
crocodile hunter the same way in bed,1
"15 pieces of advice for teens headed to college, from parents",0
man leaves position he would kill for 3 years from now to pursue dream job,1
friday's morning email: charleston gunman planned attack for months,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 22,0
drunk driver falls asleep on busy highway: cops,0
report: some crazy shit probably happened to classmate being raised by grandmother,1
8 under-the-radar museums worth visiting,0
new evidence suggests ancient egyptians only ever visited pyramids when friends were in from out of town,1
mark halperin says he is 'profoundly sorry' after sexual harassment allegations,0
millions of work hours lost to voting,1
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coworker wondering if anyone interested in laying bare their physical shortcomings in basketball league this year,1
the world will end this summer -- according to hollywood,0
spy satellites show the himalayas' changing glaciers,0
gay man and his mom open up about beautiful viral hidden camera coming out video,0
palestinians prepare for massive ground invasion,1
you can't study college coaches without looking at the players,0
the continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare,0
new history channel program explores what would have happened if history channel never existed,1
magical gallery transforms dull objects into art,1
new star wars trailer debuts tonight as advance sales smash records,0
white house press secretary responds to question about rising obamacare premiums with torrent of toxic spray from parotid glands,1
montana has the highest death rate for white americans -- and it's rising,0
grandmother down to 10-step radius around recliner in den,1
pig farmers are struggling to keep up with america's bacon needs,0
"disney reveals that every disney movie takes place in single, unified universe",1
the trauma that followed my surprise pregnancy,0
speculation on name of royal baby ends,1
how to eat seasonally in the middle of february,0
nation's entertainment reporters return to celeb beach body beat following coverage of weinstein scandal,1
corey hart still performing 'sunglasses at night' somewhere,1
donovan mitchell uses footwear to send powerful message about gun violence,0
pope francis on vatican abuse scandal: 'just tell me whose feet to wash',1
"senate votes near unanimously for russia, iran sanctions",0
new parents wisely start college fund that will pay for 12 weeks of education,1
eminem rips nra in a rap: 'they love their guns more than our children',0
man who keeps keys on carabiner must rappel into office building every morning,1
rick perry returning to iowa,0
applebee's to offer divorced-father-and-child specials every other weekend,1
that barefoot running shoe company lied to us all,0
get lucky now: 4 simple ways to jump start your successes in life,0
i.t. guy has long dark night of self-doubt,1
never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good,1
cheney celebrates earth day by breathing oxygen,1
bush tearfully addresses nation after watching field of dreams,1
5 late-night hosts made the same dumb joke about trump's nondisclosure agreement,0
"john boehner greets pope, talks green ties",0
area mom adds ankle weights to already bizarre workout routine,1
auto industry agrees to install brakes in suvs,1
comedian bashes 'snl' for not casting an openly gay man in over 30 years,0
this is how thousands are getting ready for the people's climate march,0
colbert's mcdonald's all-day breakfast prophecies are coming true,0
flight attendant quietly informs first class passengers where real emergency exits are,1
salvation air force collecting used planes in your area,1
pope francis sneaks leftovers to false god moloch at back door of st. peter's basilica,1
republican supporter of kim davis contradicts his own stance,0
"report: u.s. death rates from drugs, suicide, and alcohol have greatly increased, but not in a cool rock and roll way",1
green party official caught embezzling campaign funds for dime bag,1
"university with 20,000 applicants to choose from somehow goes with caitlin",1
cruz calls trump 'serial philanderer' and 'pathological liar' in blistering attack,0
kate moss and naomi campbell return to the runway together for a special reason,0
nate silver defends torture methods used to make election projections,1
town uglification committee approves new pile of garbage bags,1
we stand behind the uswnt as they boycott 'horrible' conditions,0
"nation dutifully gets in cars, stands in line, watches new star wars movie",1
what i realized after years of searching for my soulmate,0
corey lewandowski cluelessly turns bomb suspect search into immigration rant,0
"stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles",0
bold employee just watching videos during meeting with sound on,1
florida teen apologizes for racist promposal sign,0
gisele bündchen makes history with a makeup-free vogue italia cover,0
praise tree-sus! man sees jesus in tree trunk (photo),0
12 great new books to bring to the beach this summer,0
every glass in grandmother's cupboard visibly filthy,1
icymi: silicon valley's homeless and female friendship psychology,0
"18-to-35 white, male demographic still searching for perfect way to quench its thirst",1
astronomers say wednesday night will be best chance for americans to view 'novλ',1
issa rae starts scholarship fund for alton sterling's children,0
"björk retrospective at moma, new york (video)",0
george h.w. bush remembered for vast contributions to aids quilting community,1
losing a child without losing your mind,0
selena gomez tears up while performing tribute to christina grimmie during concert,0
politicians bash donald trump over use of 'pocahontas' slur at navajo event,0
scottish busker eric gudmunsen roasts donald trump as only a scotsman can,0
"darfur, ia also in pretty bad shape",1
bus passenger stops trying to enjoy kansas scenery,1
mike pence: the birther issue is over,0
to fathers everywhere: it doesn't take a cape to be a hero to your kids,0
literally no one from the white house wants to defend trump on tv right now,0
mason-dixon line renamed ihop-waffle house line,1
nation excited to see whatever bile the internet spews up today,1
"mariah carey's disastrous new year's eve performance was producers' fault, reps say",0
here's what actually happens to the money in wishing wells,0
charlton heston gets serious,1
12 stunning photos of 'tiny dancers' caught in action,0
what not to feed your dog under the thanksgiving table,0
"2018 the year it all going to fall into place, delusional sources report",1
saddam enrages bush with full compliance,1
how the world's worst ebola outbreak started from a single child,0
kentucky clerk asks court to force governor to let her deny gay marriages,0
bone broth: more important than a passing trend,0
"gaunt, sickly kirby takes leave of absence from video games following stomach cancer diagnosis",1
here's how this queer couple discovered 'the power of family',0
historians still unable to determine how americans were able to build hoover dam,1
huffpost hill - have *you* been injured by a federal appellate court ruling?,0
facialist to the stars accused of hiring a hit man to kill competitor speaks out,0
arm & hammer representative starting to wonder what he's doing at sxsw,1
dip good,1
zero deforestation commitments the first step towards certified palm oil,0
alice waters: 'we are digesting values' when we eat,0
here's the smart thing the nfl is doing to fix its dumb catch rule,0
materialistic single mom constantly thinking of money,1
300 naked women feared lost in computer crash,1
more than 50 tech companies take on trump's new travel ban,0
democratic senator calls for cia director to resign,0
shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site,0
"help out a school counselor? i'm in, with #hscc2015",0
jk rowling had a brilliant response to fan who said she 'can't see' dumbledore being gay,0
why my ex-husband gave his blessing at my second wedding,0
the easiest step-by-step guide to start traveling,0
melania trump: 'my fat piece-of-shit husband who should go kill himself needs to stop bullying people online',1
cat that spends life on one of two couch cushions given rabies vaccine,1
god struggling to remember how to make geodes,1
"i'll have to obstruct one last thing,' whispers jared kushner before wrapping gloved hands around mueller's neck",1
rex tillerson supposedly shifted exxon mobil's climate position. except he really didn't.,0
#youlookdisgusting blogger em ford responds to internet haters: 'perfection isn't real',0
"women, hobby lobby and the gop: hell to pay in november?",0
the price for killing workers must be prison,0
largest ever all-female expedition sets sail for antarctica,0
"chris tucker to focus attention on smaller, more personal rush hour projects",1
syrian militias armed by cia are fighting syrian militias armed by pentagon,0
the new iphone led twitter to think of #iphonefeatures4politicians,0
ladykiller gets life sentence,1
that cheesecake sitting on the table: what if it accidentally fell into your mouth?,1
man shot dead by oklahoma city cop was deaf (updated),0
john mccain rips donald trump for pardoning joe arpaio,0
marauding gay hordes drag thousands of helpless citizens from marriages after obama drops defense of marriage act,1
nation's financial advisors recommend capturing magical creature that grants wishes,1
terrified johnny depp unable to remove tonto makeup,1
8 stats that prove social anxiety needs to be taken seriously,0
new york cracks down on payday lenders,0
trump inspires thousands of kids to believe they could one day grow up to be president of confederacy,1
"the ultimate odessa, texas, road trip playlist",0
home improvement' announces plans to suck more,1
next episode of 'girls' to feature lena dunham shitting herself during gyno exam while eating a burrito,1
poll finds 23% of americans would vote for jeb bush if candidate standing right next to them in voting booth,1
report: more american children raised by carjackers who didn't realize there was someone in backseat,1
louie gohmert threatens to quit shopping at target,0
ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters,0
area mom convinced 30-year-old daughter would be married by now if she just brushed her hair more,1
report: new iphone will no longer secretly record every word you say,1
senator from troubled home state repeatedly acting out in congress,1
ice agent trying to think of fun name for jail cell before locking up immigrant child,1
postmaster general loses laptop; zip-code data of millions at risk,1
this 23-month-old is probably more stylish than you,0
magical voting booth transforms clearheaded americans into reactionist morons,1
danny tanner was once played by a completely different guy,0
putting up with dave's shit not in job description,1
poll finds 30% of americans still undecided whether to vote out of fear or spite,1
divorced man forced to get back down to dating weight,1
these bros wore boob weights in solidarity with well-endowed women,0
death toll from powerful mexico earthquake rises to 91,0
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report: income inequality most apparent during fifth-grade classmate's birthday party,1
draftkings and fanduel skip out on congressional hearing into daily fantasy sports,0
area man afraid some woman might come out of the woodwork to hold him accountable for something,1
idea to see mario van peebles movie occurs to no one,1
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a new massachusetts 'sustainable energy' coalition is really a front for gas interests,0
couple married 75 years renew their vows in sweet nursing home ceremony,0
inside: spring fashions so glamorous you'll practically shit yourself,1
"passengers 'lashing out' at scott pruitt justify first-class travel, new epa memo says",0
a review: 'one teen story',0
"emerald nuts, roland peppers recalled for possible glass contamination",0
"deep orange sun slowly, beautifully setting on topher grace's career",1
neglected google home sits by window barking at passersby,1
area twitter user guesses he could muster up 140 more characters about the master race,1
kim davis supporters: deputy clerks who issued gay marriage licenses should be fired,0
oregon gov. kate brown announces reelection bid,0
this could be 'one of the warmest christmas days of your lifetime',0
security guard makes passing women feel unsafe,1
softball team unsure of how to console jackass captain who just struck out,1
ai weiwei commemorates drowned refugees during berlin film festival,0
"media, the myth of trump and what really matters",0
humane society worker secretly glad to see nippy dachshund put down,1
house republicans are trying to tell the senate what to do with its filibuster,0
dad explains obamacare,1
trump's fec pick worries watchdogs,0
breaking: still nothing,1
bleary-eyed cosmopolitan staffer cranks out 10 billionth way to bring out the animal in your man,1
guatemalan coffee picker happy if single person starts day alert,1
report: advertisers threatening to pull money now the only remaining way to effect any change,1
new hampshire legislature passes bill naming fentanyl state opiate,1
paintings of feminist protestors celebrate the women who bare it all to fight back,0
activist hopes public suicide leads to more awareness,0
pregnancy isn't always pretty,0
health reform at the crossroads: progress or peril?,0
pathetic 4-year-old needs father to stand on merry-go-round platform for entire ride,1
weird new cereal sets tone for first weekend at divorced dad's,1
publicist worried kanye west's support of trump will damage his carefully crafted public image as a manic self-absorbed lunatic,1
half-asleep man pauses 20 minutes between socks,1
this simple strategy helped maine achieve the nation's highest vaccination rate for toddlers,0
starbucks offering new lukewarm coffee to help ease customers' transition from iced to hot,1
rod stewart thought it was a good idea to stage a mock beheading in abu dhabi desert,0
school principal pauses for applause that never comes,1
man who bought 34th anniversary reissue of fleetwood mac's 'rumours' feeling like real idiot after passing display for 35th anniversary edition,1
mom keeping tabs on coyote situation,1
some stupid thing making the rounds among your facebook friends today,1
"when dad loses it, we all lose it",0
7 genius napping inventions to get you through monday,0
"firefighters rescue man after heart attack, then finish mowing his lawn",0
redwood tree completes 300-year plan to lean slightly to left,1
"listen, area boss gets it",1
father teaches son how to shave him,1
here's a brilliant way to talk to kids about race and privilege,0
family lets cars come inside house during snowstorm,1
woman beginning to suspect husband having second affair,1
going back to congo,0
man in center of political spectrum under impression he less obnoxious,1
distraught mueller burns every piece of evidence in case after hearing trump's critique of u.s. intelligence community,1
researchers discover details smaller than minutiae,1
revised patriot act will make it illegal to read patriot act,1
beyonce releases teaser foot ahead of birth of twins,1
hundreds of people who will die before christmas really excited for holiday season,1
"you are the jewel of my collection,' says saudi prince while guiding frightened jared kushner toward harem",1
parents peeved their kids' hatchimals are cursing up a storm,0
4 simple ways to stay grounded and stress-free during the holidays,0
idea of doing nothing until next mass shooting quickly gaining traction in congress,1
asparagus recipes that taste like spring,0
"as you can see, they are quite harmless,' says uber representative guiding detective through warehouse of sleeping autonomous cars",1
passengers terrified when engine cover rips off plane bound for hawaii,0
report: it unclear whether opposition from every sector of american society will have any effect on healthcare bill passing,1
does my liver look fat in this?,0
"aides say bannon was not on the record when he issued deafening, atonal howl that caused journalist's skull to explode",1
this will make you never want to check a bag again,0
report: countless invasive species detained in epa black sites,1
elena kagan asked straight up: 'you got what it takes?',1
how baby boomers are redefining healthy aging,0
democrats split over opposing government funding bill that doesn't protect dreamers,0
wild truck water-bead stunt ends with child endangerment charge,0
rookie trucker always on cb to mother,1
hideo kojima says new experimental video game will consist entirely of 2-hour-long cutscene,1
"neglect of wife, children results in promotion",1
friday's morning email: the latest in the trump-comey saga,0
pet winterized,1
i fell in love carrying another man's child,0
indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds,0
ariana grande reportedly dating 'snl' star pete davidson,0
congo postpones elections as opposition calls for general strike,0
doctors repeatedly overprescribe antibiotics and narcotics,0
how one dying man changed the debate about the tax bill,0
another bunch of southerners dead,1
middle eastern man not sure how many days' worth of airport detention clothes to pack,1
new mom self-conscious about scar where baby punched its way out of stomach,1
an american dreamer in the age of trump,0
procrastinating surgeon putting off coronary bypass by cleaning entire hospital,1
supreme court justices brought to tears by heartfelt testimony of bigot who hates gay people,1
olympics officials clearly trying to buy more time with 6-day-long opening ceremony performance,1
gop sen. jeff flake comes out and says it: 'my party might not deserve to lead',0
supreme court to hear cases determining whether human beings deserve equal rights,1
"you think these foods are healthy, but they are not",0
undertaker's last few embalmings before summer vacation always a little sloppy,1
adam schiff says there's 'more than circumstantial evidence' of trump ties to russia,0
nation's dads announce plans to trade in the dodge for something with a little more zip,1
esa lander prepares for historic mars landing,0
area 31-year-old can't believe 'you must be born before this date to buy cigarettes' sign up to 1982,1
bath & body works scientists destroy experimental scent unfit for mankind,1
inflatable chair's novelty wears off,1
systems administrator would so fuck new trainee,1
tourists not leaving landmark until all permutations of groups and cameras exhausted,1
schools enact positive change with drama therapy,0
charles koch orders sniper to fire warning shot next to marco rubio on debate stage,1
armchair quarterback blitzed,1
"christ super embarrassed about all that stupid shit he said 2,000 years ago",1
khashoggi assassin hopes bonus check from saudi crown prince clears before execution,1
cnn taunts trump and the gop with 'schoolhouse rock',0
how climate change is fueling violence against women,0
i live in greece,0
cell phone stuck in 2-year contract with local man,1
bask in the glow of adele telling critics to 'suck my dick' mid-concert,0
who says all countries should tax sugary drinks to curb obesity,0
live cow lowered onto floor of u.s. house of representatives,1
anderson cooper begins debate by giving trump opportunity to explain what the fuck is wrong with him,1
this hummus has a secret ingredient supermarkets don't want to sell,0
saudis snub obama on riyadh arrival amid growing tensions,0
man escapes eritrean civil war to clean martini puke from back of taxi,1
fan has list of dream marketers he'd love to see handle next spider-man film,1
jane fonda: celebrities must still speak out against 'predator-in-chief' donald trump,0
tammy haddad brunch kicks off star-studded whcd weekend,0
area man still searching for hookup subculture on linkedin,1
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"scientists: rich people, poor people may have shared common ancestor",1
"joe biden tells union workers: 'we build labor, we build the middle class'",0
dad apparently using spanish accent to pronounce middle eastern food now,1
"nato admits slovenia, mummenschanz, czech republic",1
"romney to town hall audience: 'i own horses and care for them, and you are all like horses'",1
terrorism storylines being added to tv shows as quickly as they were dropped,1
head of irs has personal filing system to keep track of nation's tax returns,1
"chef josé andrés prepares 40,000 thanksgiving meals in puerto rico",0
papa john's now offering 3-day home delivery,1
"notre dame, stung by 'the hunting ground,' is under u.s. investigation for sexual harassment cases",0
epa urges flint residents to stop dumping tap water down drain,1
the top 7 destinations for a family vacation,0
"girlfriend, girlfriend's brother look way too much alike",1
sponsor drops broncos' brandon marshall after national anthem protest,0
russians mint 'in trump we trust' coin ahead of u.s. inauguration,0
jennifer lawrence and aziz ansari give new meaning to #friendshipgoals,0
campus tour guides reminded to use official name for rape hall,1
"jon hendricks, legendary jazz and vocalese singer, dies at 96",0
the best tv shows of 2014,0
serta wholesaler lets customers cut their own length of mattress,1
trump supporters are stepping up their attacks on bob mueller and the fbi,0
illinois neglects child care payments for needy families,0
pope francis admits god really starting to look old,1
report: mueller subpoenas pr executives linked to manafort,0
watch nicki minaj's surprise performance with the weeknd on 'snl',0
why father's day is so difficult for me,0
eu countries fall way short of meeting refugee relocation goals,0
"pamela anderson talks candidly about love, forgiveness and her foundation",0
"a global meditation for world peace, december 12, 2014",0
town nervously welcomes veteran back home,1
breaking: flight attendant currently attempting to pass cup of cranberry juice over your laptop,1
inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?,0
never trump' movement isn't impressed with its rumored presidential pick,0
jeb bush slams lobbyists despite his close relationship with them,0
christophe michalak: the pastry superhero,0
heroic pants enter 19th day of continuous duty,1
using special nails to save roofs — and dollars,0
how to boost your child's self-esteem,0
how marvel beat dc at the movies,0
tom petty's last tour included a subtle nod of support for trans rights,0
trump's obsession with chinese currency manipulation is sooo 2014,0
here's a pro tip for katie couric before she does another documentary,0
pope visits one of italy's most dangerous areas,0
it's high time we research medical marijuana,0
woman assaulted by celebrity just needs to sit tight for 40 years until dozens more women corroborate story,1
"world health organization: 'not sure how, but adam levine's new fragrance the only antidote to mers virus'",1
contrarian amazon user completely upends critical consensus on microfiber towels,1
donald trump's economic team continues to align with his billionaire hedge fund adviser,0
terrified jeb bush beginning to fade from visible spectrum,1
jason statham beats wedding planner to death in new romantic comedy,1
this bus stop must be near culinary school,1
canada's inuit fight to save their endangered languages,0
soldier hoping we invade someplace tropical next,1
london police arrest six after synagogue attack,0
"obama: families of gun violence victims don't care about politics, just change",0
5-year-old at underfunded kindergarten enjoying last few weeks before achievement gap kicks in,1
area eyesore also a data technician,1
what it's like to lose everything in a flood,0
kindergartener allegedly barred from school because she has two moms,0
"friend insists you just have to climb ladder, hop gap, scale wall to see the view from apartment's roof",1
the bravery of transgender service members rejuvenates the sense of service this veteran's day,0
area man determined to get money's worth from pay toilet,1
"dear mark ruffalo, timothy mcneil and matt bomer: why is matt bomer playing atrans woman?",0
brave beachgoers take huge chance to rescue tiger shark,0
pre-roe abortion providers on breaking the law to save women's lives,0
4 people facing 100 lashes for alleged gay sex in indonesia,0
analyst warns gop: house majority is in danger in 2018,0
how to make a cocktail while flying,0
woman only willing to learn new things in settings called boot camp,1
here's how trump's rage campaign opened the door to the james comey firing,0
pornstar has face only stepmother could love,1
2 koreas make history marching under unified flag in olympics opener,0
spider eggs hatch in bush's brain,1
climate change may melt the glaciers from glacier national park,0
new ultra-realistic xbox game has users press b repeatedly to make character breathe,1
prince of pot' spends last 4/20 in prison,0
will ferrell breaks into the kardashian house for a good cause,0
can a french friar end the 21st-century slave trade?,0
margin notes left on menu from previous ruby tuesday customer,1
a poignant 'sgt. pepper'-style tribute to the stars we've lost in 2016,0
naacp issues travel warning for black americans visiting own backyards,1
"captor, captive have different senses of humor",1
the aftermath of an alleged chemical weapon attack in idlib,0
merck ceo taunts patients by lowering drug prices until just out of their reach,1
reinventing europe along these 7 points,0
uber gave government millions of users' data,0
area woman recalls days when she resented being hit on,1
world prematurity day 2014: taking action for newborns born too soon,0
obama to cancel debts owed by defrauded for-profit college students,0
cat who seems a little grumpy today dying of esophageal cancer,1
"harry connick, jr. dies in piano fire",1
seabed search for mh370 could end within a week,0
arab countries offer to join airstrikes against isis,0
here's a deleted 'broad city' scene you've never seen before,0
obama to impose major new regulations on offshore drilling,0
ivanka trump goofs up on tax law in her televised boast,0
mueller immediately regrets coercing michael cohen to flip on trump after having to spend time with him,1
"like, share and, now, shop on facebook",0
brunch livened up by jazz trio's violent breakup,1
grindr scandal shows the risk lgbtq people take to find community online,0
most americans can't afford a minor emergency,0
man pulling on loose hangnail slowly unravels skin from entire body,1
china unveils its first restaurant inside an airplane,0
meth production in illinois sees decrease after four-year increase,0
mad men' premiere features group of actors who are scared to death of never making transition to film,1
donald trump didn't actually roll back any legal protections for transgender kids,0
watch: clearing world anger,0
laid-off zoologist goes on tranquilizing rampage,1
6 signs you're in a band-aid relationship (and what to do about it),0
un confirms aid convoy bombed in syria near aleppo,0
"clinton, hours before 9/11 attack, said he 'could have killed' bin laden",0
umpqua community college wasn't exactly a 'gun-free zone',0
mark zuckerberg apologizes to congress for not realizing scope of his genius,1
half of all american families are staring at financial catastrophe,0
the ingredient that's worse than sugar -- and 2 others to watch for,0
study finds majority of accidental heroin overdoses could be prevented with less heroin,1
"report: majority of pay phone conversations begin, end in tears",1
katie couric admits to 'embarrassing' herself over trans issues,0
fisher-price releases new in utero fetal activity gym,1
american psychiatric association adds 'obsessive categorization of mental conditions' to 'dsm-5',1
snl' stars have the perfect comeback to trump's angry tweets,0
the best and worst movies of 2015,0
man watching cleopatra 2525 has no time to read,1
man bitten by radioactive sloth does the lying-around-all-day of 10 normal men,1
how to safely thaw a turkey,0
"and now, the first picture from the 'gilmore girls' revival",0
top republican says hillary clinton's health 'fair game',0
bobby jindal's biggest donors benefited from his administration,0
alia shawkat is feeling herself,0
fbi employees wear 'comey is my homey' shirts to family day,0
one size does not fit all: three questions to ask yourself when evaluating a financial advisor,0
this stepmom and biomom's relationship is parenting #goals,0
report: al-qaeda may be developing 'dirty soldier',1
slightly larger chair shifts delicate balance of office power,1
they finally did something cool to spider-man's suit after all those movies,0
nra lobby warns congress not to try anything stupid,1
conscious business trumps the president's paris decision,0
man treats mother to detail about his personal life,1
free your mind your crotch will follow,0
fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in,1
"u.s. anachronism at 'all time high,' says truman",1
mom can't wait for halloween episode of 'the big bang theory',1
russia seeks economic revenge against turkey over jet,0
man use big word,1
north carolina elects someone to run out for cigarettes,1
man annoyed by travel plaza's abridged pizza hut menu,1
bernie sanders shows how reagan destroyed the middle class,0
report: re-mixxxx!,1
"women in business q&a: sarah davanzo, chief cultural strategy officer, sparks & honey",0
nude model suspects she's posing for civics class,1
top congressional watchdog uninterested in trump's conflicts of interest before he takes office,0
poll finds many voters would support equally unlikable third-party candidate,1
roy moore disgusted by thought of groping breasts of sexually mature woman,1
coworker most valuable to office when he fails to show up,1
all-beef patty 70 percent beef,1
new study finds no long-term health benefits,1
latest fbi news doesn't stop republicans from attacking clinton on emails,0
queen bun gives birth to thousands of tiny rolls,1
full unsliced lemon makes glass of water particularly refreshing,1
romney rolls sleeves all the way up over his head,1
report: it still nowhere near okay to act like donald trump,1
"outrage erupts over report that mark wahlberg made over 1,000 times more than michelle williams",0
macaulay culkin hoping some 'funny or die' writer comes up with video idea for him,1
"disabled prisoners raped, abused, kept in solitary in australia, report says",0
game of thrones' viewers reeling after finale unexpectedly kills off fan,1
man searching for part of chicken tender thin enough to fit into plastic dipping sauce cup,1
"missing u.s. marine vet, canadian girlfriend found strangled in belize: reports",0
proud to be a total b*tch,0
president trump's iran deal message to north korea: do not trust washington,0
9 parenting lessons we've learned from kate middleton,0
justice breyer unable to look at anything without deliberating constitutionality of it,1
why uber should hire a woman ceo,0
holiday traditions: friendships,0
clearing the aereo,0
how long you sleep may be in your genes,0
the obama administration cracks down on payday lenders,0
how far will an uber driver go to get five stars from you?,0
russia calls u.s. move to better arm syrian rebels a 'hostile act',0
researchers: quality of sleep may be affected by abandoning family in 1994,1
"man takes a dump in bucket on bus, doesn't give a squat (nsfw)",0
widower misses sex with dead wife terribly,1
boxing coach wishes just once he could mentor someone who has already fully worked through childhood trauma,1
"atlantic city casino can regulate waitresses' weight, ruling says",0
most hillary clinton voters think the allegations against bill clinton are credible,0
nation baffled by childless woman who doesn't even have high-powered career,1
"deep down, area man knows he's not done vomiting",1
watch: pearl jam randomly break out into 'let it go' in italy,0
"african children given 30,000 unused 'save darfur' t-shirts",1
sun dreading rising today,1
"wrapped, labeled christmas presents already stacked in grandmother's spare bedroom",1
delayed rocket launch causes astronaut to miss connecting flight,1
woman knows to stay away from certain parts of own psyche at night,1
nyc park officials finally get around to replacing dead light bulbs in statue of liberty's eyes,1
public school closures are an attack on arkansans of color,0
city terrorized but unimpressed by serial killer who just shoots victims,1
the best tv shows of 2014,0
breaking uniform,0
rick perry mistakenly calls puerto rico a country,0
amish teen spends entire rumspringa at apple store,1
emotionally abusive social media site continuously manipulating woman into staying,1
trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe',1
flustered mathematician unable to recommend good number,1
report: employers know within first 5 minutes of job interview whether they will murder applicant,1
teen parents skip prom,1
chuck schumer admits democrats need to do more to show americans what they stand for,0
the weaker becomes the stronger,0
sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol,0
study: floating heap of trash now ocean's apex predator,1
obama's foreign policy approval drops in new poll,0
clinton tests positive for presidency-enhancing drugs,1
sex tied to better brain power in older age,0
man sadly realizes cramped one-bedroom apartment has enough space to host party with all his friends,1
inconsiderate passenger takes up entire overhead bin,1
"insane' as today's u.s.-russia situation may be, trump and putin don't matter to fx's 'the americans'",0
despondent sean spicer returned to locked kitchen cupboard following press briefing,1
man opens fire on chicago subway train: police,0
helping ukraine: how?,0
it seems 'the walking dead' season 8 trailer just trolled everyone,0
area man patiently waiting for humiliating email to cycle off first page,1
watch misty copeland dance to the heavenly sounds of cynthia erivo's voice,0
your neighbors: should you consider talking to them?,1
competition for low-wage jobs hurts kids looking for summer work,0
man who does everything at last minute wonders how you do it,1
dad busy throwing seeds or something on lawn,1
pranksters slip kkk hoods and urine-proof sheets into trump tower's gift shop,0
inside: america rates the skin colors,1
news website refers to users' ceaseless exchange of racial slurs as 'discussion',1
going to bed last thing tempurpedic ceo wants to think about after long day at work,1
documentary about plymouth rock throws in some world war ii to keep people interested,1
philip morris ceo forces senator to dance for his amusement,1
north korea claims it's planning to fire missiles near guam,0
high tech hospital could shake up children's healthcare,0
"a 2,000-year-old thanksgiving psalm",0
"lava eruption, pakistan protests and a kite surfing record: week in photos",0
u.s. urges bin laden to form nation it can attack,1
dentist offers to buy back halloween candy,0
radical cleric acquitted of conspiracy charges,0
5 essential lists to make before the end of this year,0
white house security officials relieved ivanka trump's computer just cardboard box with mirror on it,1
"rover runs into trouble, turns back",0
real love isn't about finding someone who meets all the criteria on your list,0
stampede at concert in guinea kills at least 34,0
"puerto rico's official death toll hits 39, with the final number still unknown",0
shepard fairey's new art blatantly condemns 'demagogue' donald trump,0
celebrities mourn anne meara on twitter after news of her death,0
don't passively online shame hurricane irma residents,0
parents into new snack now,1
panicked keynote speaker suddenly can't remember what future of innovation is,1
report: gop tax bill supported by majority of americans currently suffocating wealthy benefactor with pillow,1
80 percent of u.s. populace now selling handmade jewelry,1
"guy moonwalks through 27 european landmarks, because why not?",0
firefighters turned away from exclusive nightclub blaze,1
starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala,0
couple starts online petition to resolve baby name dispute,0
fbi probes hackers targeting democratic officials' phones,0
the buttermilk biscuit recipes you want and need,0
my time as a philly juror,0
grandmother's folksy sayings delay senility detection for years,1
3 attacks in 3 months put spotlight on terrorism in the u.k.,0
hot new 'murder craze' sweeps chicago,1
permission denied,0
mind the (gender) gap,0
"patricia elliott, tony-winning actress and tv soap star, dead at 77",0
steve vai impresses the hell out of neighborhood kids,1
what white educators can learn from pittsburgh's police chief,0
miley cyrus probably made less than the 'hannah montana' co-stars you can't even name,0
who's afraid to think?,0
lebron james hits the nba's third game-winner in 3 days,0
wasted cash in the us fishing industry,0
this teacher is weary,0
gop senator concedes democrats had a better process when passing health care law,0
why the rohingya can't return,0
who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart',0
report: papa will be so very cross you've lost grandfather's hunting cap,1
conductor fatigue blamed in massive model train crash,1
reese witherspoon was red hot at the 'gone girl' premiere,0
son never showed such dedication until starting football hazing,1
fbi releases list of criminals it in no particular rush to track down,1
this lady gaga parody gives a 'million reasons' why 2016 really sucked,0
local news anchor mistakenly reveals salary during broadcast,1
jimmy buffett pays for own drink for first time in 17 years,1
an oral history of 'an inconvenient truth',0
how social issues hijacked conservatism,0
sci-fi geek only hangs out with models,1
aly raisman thinks 175 years for larry nassar is 'not enough',0
how really bad cgi almost ruined '80s disney horror flick 'watcher in the woods',0
wolf blitzer decks boston man who hasn't been healed by red sox baseball,1
terrifying man selling dead trees out of middle school parking lot,1
argument about capital of australia occurs 10 feet from encyclopedia,1
"michelle obama made a valentine's day playlist for barack, and it's perfect",0
woody harrelson spends two hours drawing marijuana leaf on binder,1
"mom hasn't said full, uninterrupted sentence to family since 1997",1
wall street journal ads call out the paper's bias on climate change,0
"new year, new caleb,' announces self-assured seventh-grader on first day of school",1
running shoes used mainly for computer programming,1
shocking 'game of thrones' finale concludes with arrest of 5 million viewers for piracy,1
visit home reveals parents currently watching previously undiscovered game show,1
florida county asks judge to clarify gay marriage ruling,0
"on centennial, seven harvard scholars list lessons of wwi -- and how they might apply today",0
new mcdonald's sandwich offers free wi-fi,1
area man would have done things differently if he were killer in movie,1
more vegetables evolving chocolate-sauce-filled centers as evolutionary imperative,1
a viewer's guide to tonight's democratic debate,0
look: this is what an lgbt ally looks like,0
the fastest-shrinking cities in america,0
dreamers live a nightmare while congress runs down the clock,0
"breweries donate 205,000 cans of water to harvey victims",0
secretary of interior says knocking down rocky mountains could really open nation up,1
blocking the courts: the trump triple threat,0
latinos face digital divide in health care,0
report alleges human rights abuses at dhs facilities on the mexican border,0
piece of my heart: quick questions with leslie kritzer and teal wicks,0
report: americans most physically active when getting comfy,1
foot-long hoagie used as ruler,1
report: north korea just enjoys nuclear talks,1
sushi-themed kitkats are coming to japan for valentine's day,0
lindsay lohan's rehab stint off to great start—and she's gone,1
fox news problem solvers in way over their heads,1
3 things i needed to hear when i weighed 300 pounds,0
"man from chippewa falls, wisconsin hates when people from eagle point claim to be from chippewa falls",1
"man returns to work after vacation with fresh, reenergized hatred for job",1
usher to put shirt back on when usher ready to put shirt back on,1
study finds harshly criticizing u.s. education system only causing it to fall further behind peers,1
"extra, extra! how to get your face on screen",0
george jefferson honored for black television history month,1
kris jenner has her say on son-in-law kanye west's 'good intentions',0
sexual predator gets tenure,1
isn't she going to miss a father?,0
fcc passes mandatory garofalo/griffin guest-appearance regulation,1
a senate candidate spills the beans: running a positive campaign is for suckers,0
"offshorers demand: no taxes, no risk",0
watch: tennis star mirjana lucic-baroni delivers the world's greatest motivational speech,0
the secret to speaking 'teen',0
"join email list' box pre-checked like sneaky, conniving fucker it is",1
u.s. invades non-oil-rich nation to dispel criticism,1
painting of jesus totally knows area man is high,1
entire republican national convention stunned as ann romney asks for divorce,1
scientists discover sun is made of hot,1
grandparents' cabinets contain brand of cookies previously unknown to humankind,1
ford unveils new sport-futility vehicle,1
report: turkey sandwiches an excellent source of turkey sandwiches,1
sarah silverman channels joan rivers in heaven,0
gleeful kate mckinnon unleashes her inner robert mueller on 'snl',0
county fair judges blown away by heifer,1
mark zuckerberg: 'i regret' rejecting idea that facebook fake news altered election,0
new anti-drug program teaches teens to resist psychiatrist's constant pressure to use drugs,1
man with no real-life career goals knows exact job he'd want in harry potter universe,1
this is what happens when you search 'pumpkin spice' on nordstrom,0
backpage ceo likely to walk from pimping charges as judge cites shield law,0
tony randall secedes from union; declares himself independent nation of randalia,1
flock of suicidal geese drinking up the courage to down jetliner,1
saturday's powerball lottery jackpot now tops $400 million,0
"republicans humiliate boehner, tee-up next week's national crisis",0
house of representatives magically switches bodies with senate,1
meet the young people trying to make sure detroit's rebirth works for everybody,0
cadbury's chocolate will no longer be imported from the u.k. and everyone is depressed,0
atheists demand apology over public university's email about religion,0
seeing eye dog really blows off some steam in dog park,1
"sorry gop, mike pence can't save you from donald trump",0
ungrateful man just up and dies after everything insurance company has done for him,1
george h.w. bush moved out of icu after health improved,0
man who downloaded $2.99 meditation app prepares to enter lotus plane of eternal serenity,1
"cockroach milk might be the hot new superfood, according to science",0
will this be the china century?,0
gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess,0
nutritious lunch brought from home broadcasts middle-aged coworker's recent health scare loud and clear,1
christ's face seen on miracle canvas,1
consumers turning to tabletop options in backlash against video games,0
homeless man has no idea what to do with visiting parents,1
inspired man bolts out of bed at 3 a.m. to jot down great new worry,1
elon musk insists he'd be much more innovative pedophile than thailand rescue worker,1
"until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government",0
paul ryan grudgingly impressed by angry protester who's matched his running pace for 9 miles,1
area grandmother comes forward as 'banksy',1
how ancestry.com is quietly transforming itself into a medical research juggernaut,0
"far, far away in a galaxy, there's lots of room for #starwarschristmascarols",0
5 things psychologists wish their patients would do,0
the best volunteer programs do this,0
dad frees up entire day to spend on quality father-grill bonding time,1
flu vaccine recalled due to defective government tracking microchips,1
another pufferfish dies bitter and friendless,1
"revolutionary advances in abortion access: why not in the u.s., too?",0
what happened when my daughter asked for a bra,0
dan savage disgusted by letter from perverted reader contemplating oral sex,1
this enchanting 'beauty and the beast' proposal is pure fairy tale magic,0
seth rogen says he smoked weed in steven spielberg's face,0
blotting of ken olin from human memory delayed several years,1
crowd outside white house hoping to catch glimpse of president naked,1
$50 million worth of diamonds stolen in average day in brussels,1
nervous pope candidate changes wine into jesus christ's urine,1
hydraulic press crushes the immortal soul out of halloween,0
busy woman keeps best-dressed oscar slideshow tab open to be savored as sumptuous feast at her leisure,1
impersonal trainer couldn't give a fuck what you do with those free weights,1
"my worst audition ever?  or, the danger of playing paddle ball, chewing gum, and singing ""we built this city"" simultaneously",0
death results in great deal of paperwork,1
impulse -- ep.9,0
hollywood removes statue of louis b. mayer beckoning judy garland to sit on his lap,1
britney and her sons cover people magazine,0
the populist president goes to davos,0
dog or lena dunham?,0
rashida jones pays homage to the '90s with 'flip and rewind' music video,0
stunned nation mourns as french stewart survives plane crash,1
lincoln memorial pool to be drained after 80 ducklings die,0
glade introduces new spring meadow fire extinguisher,1
which jackson will dominate next year's headlines?,1
is music dead? (thoughts on the music industry after sxsw 2015),0
the best maternity style moments at the grammys,0
still edgy after all these years: jacaranda music's first decade,0
collection agency holding nation as collateral until trump pays off business debts,1
airbnb under fire from new 'share better' campaign,0
male marsh wren chirping his balls off to attract mate,1
man worried experiences of cancun trip far too complex to be conveyed through single keychain,1
trump announces plan to replace food stamps with new low-income foraging program,1
dallas' revival to feature elderly j.r. begging to be shot,1
why i'm buying a house without a family to put in it,0
trump court pick says he was joking when he compared gay marriage to marrying bacon,0
child so stupid she sees letters backwards,1
"no thank you, trump america",0
budweiser touts disaster relief efforts in 2018 super bowl ad,0
rookie cop laying on the jargon a little thick,1
adam sandler's red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger,0
government report on illiteracy copied straight from encyclopedia,1
girlfriend loves spending 'alone time' with you,1
world wildlife fund publishes photo of what species last seen in 1987 might have evolved to look like,1
escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc,0
moral compass lost in woods,1
overuse of enzyme-based cleaners may be causing highly resistant superstains,1
expectant parents throw some values together at last minute,1
steven universe' creator rebecca sugar on lgbt stories for kids,0
jihadist woman wishes her sons could be more like those tsarnaev boys,1
wedding photographer keeps calling bride's parents 'mom' and 'dad',1
report: majority of americans know which youtube clip they'll post following dustin hoffman's death,1
report: more americans willing to accept female wonder woman,1
backup health care plan involves nation sharing one big jar of ointment,1
kittens become friends with horses after playing in their hay net,0
salmonella outbreak sickens more people following multi-state egg recall,0
"if the earth was flat, why haven't the cats pushed everything off by now?'",0
the best rent the runway dresses for bridesmaids,0
man who just beat computer solitaire never asked for overwhelming sensory assault of victory animation,1
why this nun says you don't have the same soul you were born with,0
mother of slaying victim glad it was onion reporter who knocked on her door half an hour after funeral,1
"quaaludes are back, reports quaalude-taking journalist",1
mitsubishi from 'the fast and the furious' lands first directorial role,1
paul rudd celebrates kansas city royals' win by getting showered with beer,0
"gunman kills teen, police officer in shooting spree",0
report: there just something dark and intriguing about man with serious personality disorder,1
climate scientists confirm there's still time to blow up the earth,1
"enchanted by own innocence, michael jackson molests self",1
"from 'scandal' to 'house of cards,' political dramas are suffering in the trump era",0
we need to talk about adoptee suicide,0
six inspiring architectural projects that have revitalized muslim communities,0
15 songs that defined the boomer generation,0
health: how the inevitable telemedicine trend will change healthcare forever,0
man who got 6-figure book deal from his tumblr account has the fucking nerve to appear on national television,1
pigeon's route accommodated,1
horrified authorities discover one-day-old funnel cake abandoned in dumpster,1
joe biden tries to tamp down house dems' anger over deportation raids,0
busy executive has to take this call girl,1
unstable couple playing with fire by organizing game night,1
u.s. kids fail at physical activity,0
silvio berlusconi transferred to steamy all-female penitentiary,1
cnn panel gets in tense battle over caitlyn jenner,0
"nation's women clarify they harbor no secret desire to see colleagues', acquaintances', strangers' genitals",1
guard gives death row inmate every chance to end life before they try new execution drug on him,1
20 last-minute mother's day gifts that will still arrive in time,0
michael phelps says that he's now ready to retire,0
university of kansas plans to create meditation room,0
$5 million bounty placed on recession,1
hunger games' star jena malone shares pregnancy announcement on instagram,0
#trybeatingmelightly shows pakistani women won't stand for wife-beating bill,0
kinky girlfriend wants to try sexual pleasure tonight,1
world's physicists complete study of physics,1
learning right gives you might,0
conversations pretty limited when friend not in midst of crisis,1
2-year-old neil degrasse tyson pens awesome birthday thank you,0
open-ended new bill criminalizes whatever black people up to right now,1
scientific american somehow makes woman feel bad about her body,1
zoo hosts contest to name baby of pregnant gift shop worker,1
school surprised to learn student committed suicide over pressures of intro to communications,1
dear president trump: our grandparents were refugees. this is their story.,0
study finds 80 percent of facial hair being silently judged at any one time,1
lawn failing to pull off big rock in corner look,1
area man can't wait to get home to look out new window,1
trump letter resigning from hundreds of companies seems like a big deal. it isn't.,0
area woman has no idea she will hate jennifer lawrence 7 years from now,1
nevada secretary of state unveils new 'i voted' pasties,1
"we asked republicans why they think trump's lawyer gave a porn star $130,000",0
every family member's birthday now marred by some tragedy,1
u.s. public health service estimates they'll have tuskegee experiment wrapped up by 2020,1
livid jimmy kimmel turns up the heat on sen. bill cassidy for second night,0
tearful tim kaine wandering around backstage at debate asking if anyone has seen his running mate,1
"mattis, tillerson want blank check to wage illegal war",0
woman who visited kenya once struts confidently into african store,1
man read somewhere they proved thing he just made up,1
the great republican revolt,0
insane marshmallow clouds bubble up in severe storms,0
amy schumer talked about her tampon on the emmys red carpet,0
cnn's van jones wants trump supporters to face the fear of his presidency,0
man in rental car spends 20 minutes trying to find steering wheel,1
"boy, dolphin no longer on speaking terms",1
kinky couple has mirror in bathroom,1
yet another high school football player dies as death total piles up,0
gordon ramsay berates spoon for 45 minutes,1
dad receives advance intelligence on visiting son's new eyeliner,1
swiss unable to maintain neutrality toward delicious pastries,1
theresa may's political future in danger after stunning election defeat,0
2013 year in review photo essay shaping up to be quite horrific,1
last great party of life to result in first child,1
12 women who absolutely killed the sports game in 2015,0
mathew ward: be willing to work your way up,0
email from coworker trying to organize office-wide social outing so unbearably sad,1
mass protests planned if trump fires deputy attorney general rosenstein,0
obama gathers world leaders to pledge billions in refugee aid,0
jill scott offers a solution to prevent police assaults in schools,0
everyone in pride parade straight,1
"while jeff sessions belittles pacific islands, poet teaches resistance",0
the 'adults risking babies' lives for balls' epidemic continues,0
"no matter what happens in the gop primary, a lot of republicans won't be happy",0
macarthur genius grant goes right up recipient's nose,1
fcc sniper takes out matthew mcconaughey to prevent live broadcast of profanity,1
cnn releases photos of 3 obese mexican women suspected in boston bombing,1
i'm entering the empty nest stage of purses,0
aerial images reveal north korea's secret network of prisons and 're-education' camps,0
"emerson, lake & palmer co-founder, greg lake, dead at 69",0
would a push to hire more women reduce gender pay-gap? not until we fix the pipeline,0
dubai completes construction on world's first full-scale replica of dubai,1
work friends calling bill 'william',1
before-and-after airbrushing image alerts fashion industry to evil of its ways,1
nation gets really tired all of a sudden,1
family at restaurant reminds grandma what food she likes,1
donald trump injects yet another conspiracy theory into 2016 news cycle,0
pretty little liars' star troian bellisario weds 'suits' star patrick j. adams in rustic ceremony,0
"john mccain, czar hater, calls for ebola czar",0
aziz ansari pissed about accepting british award in person ... in la,0
mccain speechwriter trying to write lines that don't lead to creepy smile,1
church member not the same since unsuccessful choir tryout,1
chewbacca just got himself a 'chewbacca mom' mask,0
pink gets real about the 'most humbling' part of parenting,0
dionne warwick remembers bobbi kristina brown,0
scientists warn americans to stay away from that bird,1
"a big shift is coming, and it could uber-ize entire industries",0
is this a quote from donald trump or dialogue from porn?,0
"disgusted tsa agents also calling for end to body scanning, thorough pat-downs",1
"danny devito a lot taller, thinner in person",1
aspen ideas festival 2015,0
"seriously, where do all the baby socks go?",0
gay rights leader lookin' good,1
whole museum visit spent feeling guilty about moving on from paintings,1
word 'millennials' forced into headline to boost pageviews,1
our stylish new year's resolutions,0
this woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible,0
4 uncommon but serious ear infection complications,0
tim robbins tired of being typecast as relatively tall characters,1
"media, the myth of trump and what really matters",0
once again: can a mission-driven nonprofit be blindsided?,0
facebook to begin letting users know if their data was harvested by cambridge analytica,0
scientists agree this is the most effective diet for weight loss,0
"man throws brisket at woman during beef at bbq fest, police say",0
starting college: a guide for parents in 2014,0
one way to make college worth it: help students feel like someone cares about them,0
study finds 87% of knowledge about nation comes from side of u-haul trucks,1
morocco cracks down on journalists,0
we're all connected,0
"no, the queen isn't being shady about meghan markle and prince harry's wedding",0
"fyi, the hair on your head can hold up to the weight of 2 elephants",0
woman can't wait to get home and take off uncomfortable persona,1
one humanitarian's simple and profound answer to the trump era,0
huffpost hill - have *you* been injured by a federal appellate court ruling?,0
city adds some big concrete stairs,1
west virginia revokes approval of mountain valley pipeline as legal terrain shifts,0
heroic pants enter 19th day of continuous duty,1
"global markets plunge on oil, china fears",0
pathetic 4-year-old needs father to stand on merry-go-round platform for entire ride,1
smoking ban collapses fragile prison economy,1
friend's wife encountered twice a year,1
katie couric winces at word 'vagina',1
more americans concerned illegal immigrants will take their spot on couch,1
classic movie 'avatar' updated for today's audiences,1
u.s. service member dies following explosion in northern syria,0
cern researchers apologize for destruction of 5 parallel universes in recent experiment,1
money continues to pour in to some undesignated far-off point somewhere,1
james corden asks what everyone wants to know about omarosa,0
"u.s.-mexico relations almost as bad as war times, says former mexican president",0
report: u.s. must reduce dependence on foreign turmoil,1
"new, improved obamacare program released on 35 floppy disks",1
curly fry inventor strikes out with curly veal,1
chinese buffet has french fries,1
watch: what it feels like after you wolf down 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes,0
"power plan foes from mars, backers from venus (earth actually)",0
mario cuomo's legacy,0
farting teen sparks fight,0
ken burns implores stanford graduates to believe sexual assault survivors,0
scalia bundles up in fur robe in preparation for d.c. blizzard,1
how to use distractions to help your meditation,0
france's prime minister knows what's in a name,0
change in bus seats taken personally,1
celebrities react to bastille day attack with powerful pleas to stop the killing,0
epa promotes pulsating black sludge to deputy director,1
houseguest asks if host has blanket that's never been washed he can use,1
syria: refugee communities and redrawing the map of the middle east,0
creepy late-night mortgage ad gives insight into true state of economy,1
teen gives up smoking pot after seeing parents high,1
it isn't easy being a 'humane' slaughterhouse,0
the one phrase we should stop using,0
kevin james announces he is not considering late-career shift towards more dramatic roles,1
"advertiser reaches out to youth with off-set, mixed-typography font",1
department of housing and urban development issues report just to keep name out there,1
hobby lobby to improve work performance through biblical punishments,0
low and unrepresentative voter turnout in california,0
the cop in the 'what are those?' meme loves that 'black panther' joke,0
"bill o'reilly defends 'well-fed' slaves remark, blames 'far-left' media for attacks",0
garth brooks thinking about how a pie would be good right about now,1
tourist experiences city by buying used cds,1
12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer,0
hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy,0
"chinese university bans christmas, calls it 'kitsch'",0
the largest demographic of binge drinkers might surprise you,0
amos lee reveals the story behind 'arms of a woman',0
caterpillar in pupal stage for past 3 months going to be pissed if it turns out to be moth,1
cops seek 'poopgangsta' in christmas eve shooting,0
nancy pelosi signals support for environmental causes by placing green new deal directly into recycling bin,1
skeleton of mayan nerd dug from prehistoric locker,1
meet the man who helps hollywood stay sober,0
caught on video: that horrifying moment your parachute fails and floats away in the wind,0
missing maryland toddler's body found in ohio creek,0
dolphin spends amazing vacation swimming with stockbroker,1
man hates it when trailer gives away entire premise of movie,1
obama reminds nation that he's taking personal day next friday,1
lupe fiasco explains why the concept of white supremacy is false,0
therapist who spent decade working with sex-trafficking survivors urges client to go on about how boss is sometimes too curt,1
news of uncle's death deleted by spam filter,1
"this ned flanders-themed band is now the best band (sorry, all other bands)",0
report: spider,1
"cooking together is so fun,' says man correcting girlfriend's every knife cut",1
boyfriend not to be trusted with netflix queue,1
women step up to share their abortion stories as congress moves against their rights,0
10 crazy/beautiful things happening in the art world this weekend,0
woman body-shamed for swimsuit photo responds with more swimsuit photos,0
nj man responds to police summons in grossest possible way,0
cocky attempt to operate atm in spanish backfires,1
family hesitant about sinking another 40 grand into repairs of dilapidated old grandma,1
"finally, a web series that navigates the horrors of being a 'woman online'",0
reclaiming our faith in the era of trump,0
why a dad was forced to leave the hospital the day his baby was born,0
nation's tracy chapman fan 'can't wait' for lilith fair,1
why leelah alcorn's suicide is indicative of greater issues for transgender youth,0
dale earnhardt jr. is a pro at giving breakup advice too,0
donald trump calls barack obama to chit-chat about oscars in 'conan' spoof,0
inmates scrambling to replace whitey bulger in prison production of 'guys and dolls',1
bo obama issues first public bark since leaving white house,1
"dc executive worried batgirl script not interesting enough to be movie, 3 more movies, 2028 reboot and 4 more movies",1
enchilada premonition comes to pass,1
secret service rooftop sniper team depressed by sprawling view of cleveland,1
unreasonable happiness,0
epa warns human beings no longer biodegradable,1
watch cop's extremely lucky escape as car slams into gas station,0
trump confident u.s. military strike on syria wiped out russian scandal,1
swollen rex tillerson spotted rushing to place mouth over leaks spouting in keystone pipeline,1
adorable puppy nets owner handjob,1
10 signs it's time for umbrella drinks,0
total hunk sitting over by plant,1
julia stiles marries preston j. cook in intimate seattle beach wedding,0
boardroom hokey pokey: that dance that women do,0
increased violence leads state department to issue advisory for americans traveling to 1861,1
sport and society for arete-baseball,0
what vegetarians don't want you to know ... or hear,0
watch live: lili taylor talks abc's 'american crime',0
american idol winner already complaining about pressures of fame,1
16-year-old excited to have whole summer to plan shooting for next school year,1
entirety of man's personal data protected by reference to third season of 'the west wing',1
a cure for microwave spectrum disorder,0
"sociologists confirm emergence of generation more entitled, self-absorbed than any seen before",1
"the bitcoin ""crisis"" explained and 5 reasons it can't be killed",0
the debate over school choice in chicago,0
farmers' almanac predicting short season for primetime dramas,1
the second slaying of michael brown,0
attention carnivores: meat 'sushi' wrapped in bacon can be yours,0
jeb bush warns rnc attendees of bad cialis going around parking lot,1
5 indefensible tweets from the nra since the oregon gun massacre,0
how to take your dream vacation without a guidebook or expensive cell charges,0
we're obsessed with this magical new harry potter dishware,0
congressman calls for investigation into alton sterling shooting,0
dog breeders unveil new mastiffeagle,1
unregistered sex offender notifies neighbors in his own way,1
vatican issues first comments on trump's immigration ban,0
donald trump tells religious conservatives he's their guy,0
enzyme humbled to have played part in successful biochemical reaction,1
fourth-grader with shark tooth necklace must have killed great white,1
tucker carlson unsure why he in middle of 20-minute rant against croutons,1
britain plummets to lowest value in world since 1580s,1
stephen colbert brings down the house with his explanation for trump's actions,0
even regular exercise isn't enough to cancel out too much sitting,0
here's how many people in each state may not be able to afford insurance if the supreme court rules against obamacare,0
al gore criticizes obama over arctic drilling,0
chris penn's body double really letting self go,1
trump does not acknowledge or respect doj's independence. that can't end well.,0
advice to enjoy being young came out way sadder than intended,1
business-owned women outnumber women-owned businesses,1
guns and georgia,0
may's monumental challenge: u.k.'s new prime minister reports for duty,0
facebook recognizes everyone needs paid time off. not just parents.,0
i know something about grace,0
trump's ban on trans people in the armed forces is a call to arms,0
women who love donald trump say he gets a bad rap from the media,0
politicians ignoring the dangers of jowl implants,1
man kinda excited for internal camera procedure,1
authorities on loudspeaker plead with holdout characters to evacuate disney world while they still can,1
finding the answer that's been there all along: how to discover the direction with wings,0
strange looking' pup finds the perfect family,0
"as per tradition, election results officially certified with two barks of approval from electoral collie",1
sci-fi geek only hangs out with models,1
congress relieved to admit it's not going to accomplish anything this year,1
"sixth roy moore accuser comes forward, says he groped her in 1991",0
jeremy piven outraged microsoft word doesn't recognize his name,1
clay aiken gained 30 pounds eating bojangles chicken during his campaign,0
pizza slice only has one pepperoni,1
9 stereotypes about sex work that have to stop,0
company's employees spend entire day touching base,1
laptop guy at coffee shop nine times out of ten,1
"dear rolling stone, not all canadians are in love with justin trudeau",0
"paul singer, influential gop billionaire, throws support to rubio",0
this new orange era: the growing divide,0
watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe,0
loft discussed at loft party,1
shannon tweed named head of u.s. task force on nudity & aging,1
schools enact positive change with drama therapy,0
"report: gen x irony, cynicism may be permanently obsolete",1
zuckerberg wishes old people would stop commenting on facebook,1
you won't believe where this key got stuck,0
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
pregnant wife has no idea which jonas brother she married,1
coworker who just threw fit and stormed out of room looked like total badass,1
keeping jobs in the united states; start leading by example,0
cher's 'believe' now faintly audible everywhere in america,1
u.s. bobsled team pays tribute to late gold medalist steven holcomb,0
report: most effective marketing technique still giving out little versions of product,1
skittles highway spill reveals awful trend in the food industry,0
issa rae is 'tired' of constantly being asked about the black experience,0
"republicans, democrats unite in good laugh over reform party",1
funeral director assures jewish family this headstone can withstand plenty of blows from baseball bat,1
bobby jindal vows to return america to time when he was rising republican star,1
joy behar responds to michael flynn guilty plea with pure joy,0
last remaining novelist dies in captivity,1
department of education hires art teacher to spread evenly across all u.s. public schools,1
john kelly hoping prejudiced anti-immigrant comments got him back on trump's good side,1
"the equifax breach is bad, but there are steps that can help",0
officemax employee was here when gel pens were big,1
chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat,0
loser hiding behind winning smile,1
tracy morgan forgives the truck driver who almost killed him,0
rockin' party dude strongly recommends additional drinking,1
serial killer makes impassioned case for protecting local marsh,1
apple announces new iphone with n-word on back knowing customers will buy it anyway,1
"passage of health care reform brings democrat-republican score to 317,622-318,047",1
man wearing 'jewmerica' t-shirt never dreamed he'd see this day,1
the ryan fitzpatrick era must end for the new york jets,0
"for trump, words are stupid things",0
company flat-out asks female candidate how much mileage they can get out of her before she has baby,1
glowing ahmadinejad: 'i am the nuclear weapon we've been building',1
underwear worn out of respect for the dead,1
the army tells its soldiers to get some sleep,0
donald trump keeps saying things that would destroy any other presidential candidate,0
jeremy corbyn is following bernie sanders' campaign with 'great interest',0
google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy,1
report: more children being raised with religion of pushier parent,1
condé nast agrees to $5.8 million settlement in intern lawsuit,0
algerian dies of natural causes,1
7 reasons we love matt bomer,0
teen runaway starts new high-paying career,1
pro wrestler's penis takedown just got bigger,0
guy washing hands for full 5 seconds like he's going into surgery,1
lab partner wants to be sex partner,1
woman who changed self to please boyfriend enjoying happy long-term relationship,1
nina solomon's love book,0
mentally unbalanced man still waiting for the right trump comment to incite him,1
man unable to explain contempt he feels for group of people enjoying one another's company,1
ferguson protesters target black friday sales,0
13 easily overlooked bathroom accessories every home needs,0
mother ferries 4 more shirt options back to son in gap dressing room,1
second-grade class has no questions for visiting local historian,1
police homicide investigation uncovers cap in ass,1
new ad preys on people with 'ideas',1
how i came to follow my passion,0
okie hears there's sam's club work in new mexico,1
cruz likely to block trump on a second ballot at gop convention,0
paula abdul's back at it,0
mutual selection process,0
report kenan thompson is leaving 'snl' deemed 'inaccurate',0
cia awkwardly debriefs obama on creation of crack cocaine,1
10 people you'll see out at hometown bars on thanksgiving eve,0
chris stapleton had no idea who adele was when she covered his song,0
civil rights movement network law is a much-needed tool,0
nra's ominous but misleading appeal,0
nation planning surprise party to cheer up conor oberst,1
harrison ford begs agents to just let him die now,1
ivanka trump and marco rubio's paid leave plan is a disaster for women,0
"ariana grande randomly licks donuts she didn't buy before proclaiming, 'i hate america'",0
queen cersei reading insults from 'the bachelor' is what tv dreams are made of,0
watch the first trailer for bill murray's 'a very murray christmas' netflix special (update),0
polls close in britain's bitterly fought eu referendum,0
fast-track derails democracy,0
u.s. braces for separate floods as joaquin leaves bahamas,0
activists hope pope can change climate conversation in washington,0
trump's strain on free speech,0
7 lies about lgbt musicians we need to stop telling immediately,0
bruno mars confirms he will funk you up at the super bowl,0
"hypothetical cat simultaneously dead and alive, physicists say",1
procrastinating surgeon putting off coronary bypass by cleaning entire hospital,1
iran can reform if it follows in china's footsteps,0
getting your photography published 2.0,0
violent death of human being terrific news for once,1
omarosa was right and wrong in joining trump,0
higher ed lobby quietly joins for-profit schools to roll back tighter rules,0
mom in nightgown mode,1
bleeding john bolton stumbles into capitol building claiming that iran shot him,1
what it's like to grow up trans in an ultra-orthodox community,0
"why nomsense made so much sense: a tale of 3 best friends, 2 cookies and cake crumble",0
hillary clinton 'breathing a big sigh of relief' after iowa caucuses,0
yorkshire terrier monogrammed,1
adorable girls sum up why we need more landmarks named after women,0
retired research chimps are really enjoying their new home,0
mom just called to say hi and that she's very sad,1
"area man coasting by on good looks, work ethic, in-depth knowledge of virginia real estate law",1
the problem with paternalizing disabled people to protest donald trump,0
solutions to the influence of big money in politics: heeding president obama's call,0
new documents show pompeo failed to disclose additional business ties to china,0
our 10 favorite post-gay movies,0
a new future for fashion,0
"labor dept. creates 20,000 new hobbies for nation's jobless",1
man at adjacent urinal pretends to look straight ahead,1
temp replaced with cheaper temp,1
6 things i've decided to stop stressing about,0
democrats play nice and normal with trump in nominee hearings,0
american muslims and philanthropy,0
heartfelt apology robs man of cherished grudge,1
experimental band theoretically good,1
universal health coverage: a smart investment,0
justice department calls on ferguson to align level of institutional racism with rest of country,1
mcdonald's musical ad targets hispanics with princess of bachata,0
like boxes of shit in your house? get a cat,1
top 5 bagel spots in nyc,0
rick santorum asks u.s. populace if he's still running for president,1
look: 5 jaw-dropping hideaways for living off the map,0
20 last-minute mother's day gifts that will still arrive in time,0
after celebrating: the hard work of lgbt equality continues,0
suspected killer of little girl worked for police,0
mediocre painter's true talent lies in acting like a painter,1
last great party of life to result in first child,1
man unsure how to expose self to woman he likes without coming off as a creep,1
"ruthless, powerful ceo has become very thing he loves most",1
think pynk,0
fda cancels bacon recall after finding u.s. population already ate it all,1
13 reasons why': stop telling young women true love will save them,0
nurse reminds elderly man she's just down the hall if he starts to die,1
latino voters may be turning against the gop,0
man catches bad television show going around office,1
source of jealousy not even that successful,1
"yeah, area man is drunk... so?",1
i don't feel safe calling the police': new yorkers march against police violence,0
ethics attorney says rep. john conyers verbally abused her as his staffer,0
two victims shot on texas southern university campus,0
man pushed off plate of chicken wings by larger male,1
jason statham beats wedding planner to death in new romantic comedy,1
study: 90% of plane landings just barely pulled off,1
"meet the girl reshaping little league, one 70 mph fastball at a time",0
alexa and google home record what you say. but what happens to that data?,0
lyndon johnson pulls ahead in poll of nation's alzheimer's patients,1
bush celebrates millionth utterance of 'lessons of sept. 11',1
perfect response to heckler somewhere in prop comedian's trunk,1
you won't believe how this guy beat 'dark souls',0
khloe kardashian reportedly pregnant with tristan thompson's baby,0
baseball season rumored to be underway,1
tyson beckford recalls the craziness before shooting britney spears' 'toxic' video,0
chicago police credit their extensive experience falsifying evidence for helping solve smollett case,1
stressed-out cvs back to selling cigarettes after only 3 months,1
report: only 1 in 3 preschool graduates has necessary animal sound skills upon entering zoo,1
tiny changes {today's buddha doodle},0
friends from home embarrassing,1
ceiling fan's one burning ambition to come loose and murder everyone in denny's,1
nra sends complimentary bereavement gun baskets to families of shooting victims,1
freak accident paralyzes man from waist up,1
conversation at other end of table sounds way more interesting,1
new gun law would require james holmes to undergo strict background check before purchasing firearms,1
is art feminine?,0
house haunted by elks club members,1
thousands of people who failed background checks in 2016 bought guns anyway,0
national geographic finally captures rare shot of antelopeater feeding,1
20 must have fashion items for every college girls wardrobe,0
new pfizer breakthrough miraculously extends lifespan of near-death patents,1
there's way too much cuteness in this new dog-rating twitter feed,0
house of blues actually house of whites,1
guy washing hands for full 5 seconds like he's going into surgery,1
"american muslims to fort hood shooter: 'thanks a lot, asshole'",1
watch: why juliette lewis' parents helped her get emancipated,0
how a firm helps small communities remove contamination from their water,0
sonoma sheriff battles with ice over misinformation on california wildfires,0
monster at end of book claims life of tv's grover,1
fellow cheerleaders rally cheer of support for recently raped teammate,1
justin timberlake is the new face of dad-pop,0
gop promises americans will be able to keep current medical conditions if obamacare repealed,1
failure to get into private college to be most financially responsible act of 17-year-old's life,1
donald trump's diary is a window into his first 100 days in office,0
area panties in a bunch,1
"deaths of 550,000 confirm which mushrooms are okay to eat",1
toy prepares child to one day pull around real telephone on wheels,1
creating leverage where none seems to exist,0
ne-yo helps to raise $2.3 million for california engineering school,0
china refuses overseas treatment for critically ill nobel peace prize winner,0
here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs,0
aides wrestle drill from trump's hands as he tries to remove obama listening device from skull,1
97 neons to come in three hideous new colors,1
light from a black hole seen with a telescope for the first time,0
frustrated gunman can't believe how far he has to drive to find nearest planned parenthood clinic,1
5 bags that fit the new carry-on suggestions (photos),0
magpie worried mate only interested in him for collection of shiny objects,1
cia's brennan says tearing up iran deal would be 'folly',0
petulant 12-year-old refuses to brown the ground chuck,1
fleet of stem-cell container trucks ready to go if obama elected,1
7 sweet treats for mother's day,0
twitter took a much-needed break from the world to #addcandytoamovie,0
tea-party host struggling to keep conversation going,1
"in donald trump's america, people like marlee matlin are worthy of mocking",0
fender introduces new line of sympathy and bereavement guitars,1
world's wealthiest billionaires got nearly $1 trillion richer in 2017: bloomberg,0
"responsible, thoughtful nation decides to ignore charlie sheen situation",1
trump's trade rhetoric is unhinged. his tariffs aren't.,0
slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book,0
"no shame, no future",0
nation leery of very odd little boy,1
consumer reports rates self 'excellent',1
forget driverless cars. flying vehicles are almost here,0
the thing about horses,0
kashmir: when is the farewell to violence?,0
chipotle mayo doing all the heavy lifting in sandwich,1
the south shall rise again,0
area man gets in one last night of sex before breakup,1
kid honors grandpa's memory with solemn cannonball,1
halliburton given contract to rebuild cheney,1
judith miller clings to her own stubborn myths,0
kamikaze swimmers finally reach pearl harbor,1
"to avoid disaster in syria, the u.s. should learn from iraq",0
theater: nathan lane and matthew broderick kings of comedy! again!; wonderfully 'curious',0
the istanbul nightclub attack finally united a divided country,0
tokyo adds 100-story toadstool to skyline,1
first-generation american's job taken by his father,1
taylor swift now in long-distance relationship with curiosity rover,1
man was himself for 27 minutes today,1
hamburglar urges senate subcommittee to 'robble robble robble',1
area man just ruined it for everyone,1
our nation's guard rails: are they safe enough?,1
study finds expressing anger in unhealthy ways actually incredibly satisfying,1
want to watch your entire life pass by in an instant? just do this,0
fifth level of video game reached during phone call to mom,1
"hawaii's politics: surf, aloha aina, and dustin barca",0
"taylor swift's cover of an earth, wind & fire classic is pissing people off",0
watch: the benefits of meditation for children,0
unemployed sibling makes last push for group mother's day gift,1
bet you didn't know gal gadot is pronounced with a hard 't',0
trailblazing colleague makes historic contact with people who work on other floor,1
"lawrence taylor's wife, lynette taylor, arrested for alleged attack on the nfl legend",0
man putting huge amount of pressure on self to excel at completely meaningless activity,1
new internet radio station modeled on heyday of fm radio,0
"hannity rips jimmy kimmel in off-the-rails feud as 'twisted, creepy weirdo""",0
shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way,0
twitter is way more brutal than the nfl,0
jeb bush insists he's a washington outsider,0
new aphasia study finds empty fullness brokered yellow ideas happily,1
trump selects longtime personal plane to head faa,1
u.s. negotiating mubarak's severance package,1
report: some people wake up when it's still dark outside,1
terrible artist thinks latest piece really represents a culmination of everything he's been working toward all his life,1
kylie jenner reveals why she likes caitlyn better than bruce,0
weinstein company files for bankruptcy after sale talks collapse,0
lindsey graham can't believe he left cd with campaign song at red roof inn,1
americans trust hillary clinton over donald trump on terrorism,0
creationism banned from uk schools,0
lamar odom leaves hospital after 'miraculous and continued improvement',0
listerine introduces new mouth styling gel,1
20 killer recipes for your labor day cookout,0
lucky the pig finds a happy home after falling onto highway,0
why south sudan's leaders are fueling the implosion of their own country,0
nation's math teachers introduce 27 new trig functions,1
call the united incident what it is: police violence,0
"huffpollster: hillary clinton leads, but by how much?",0
al franken will leave senate in early january,0
yearbook committee forced to print mug shot,1
hillary launches campaign to raise $100 million or else she'll run for president,1
new memoir reveals navy seal bounced a few book ideas off bin laden before killing him,1
allstate charged with operating protection racket,1
behold a tatted up zayn malik,0
"dole makes pretend white house out of card table, sheet",1
suspected mh370 debris arrives in france for investigation,0
rex tillerson blindsided by news he still worked for state department,1
gop leaders celebrate decisive win over americans,1
gone with the wind' actress says turning 100 is her best role,0
sierra leone burns down,1
a patriotic neighbor,0
from selma to ferguson: bridge builders needed!,0
report: one in five women training to be yoga instructors,1
bush asks advice for this friend of his who invaded iraq,1
fashion industry declares hottest spring look is upbeat attitude,1
sandwich previously thought incapable of looking more depressing flattened in backpack,1
groundbreaking study finds gratification can be deliberately postponed,1
woody harrelson spends two hours drawing marijuana leaf on binder,1
barbara bush calls white house to see if she can leave husband there for few hours,1
"deep down, woman knows she's watching entire trading spaces marathon",1
"less pay, more weekend? some americans are ready to say yes",0
area man treats girlfriend to sumptuous 20-second massage,1
even consumer's subconscious can tell banner ad campaign ineffective,1
computer being stupid,1
the 'westworld' mystery that started it all might finally be solved,0
this is probably the first mammal extinct because of man-made climate change,0
"nude, ash-streaked dick vitale proclaims this what march madness all about",1
surprise! rnc's 'women vote trump' event fails to attract many women,0
people are losing their minds over a big mac covered in molten copper,0
george thorogood fan disgusted to learn musician licensed 'bad to the bone' for commercial purposes,1
these workers can only spend 6 minutes in the bathroom each day,0
trump's new afghanistan plan: same as the old plan,0
tarantula rushing to shave legs before meeting up with mate,1
not even he can mess this up,0
strip poker ends solemnly with scar explanation,1
study finds majority of u.s. currency has touched financial executive's nude body,1
find the best new beauty product for your zodiac sign,0
mad lit professor puts finishing touches on bloomsday device,1
these illustrations perfectly sum up what it's like to have anxiety,0
here's why huffpost is dropping polls that rely only on landlines,0
a&e biography host peter graves comes out in ellen-inspired ratings grab,1
poll: ted cruz currently leads among voters disputing boundaries of neighbor's yard,1
"there are 1,000 percent more avocados available in the u.s. than 40 years ago",0
there's another grand canyon,0
craigslist apartment listing uses record 354 exclamation points,1
ball park franks introduces new foot-wide hotdogs,1
northeast ohio and the san francisco bay area have more in common than nba mvps and championship games,0
"5 great movies starring interesting, exciting, daring, adventurous girls!",0
website's new layout feels like deepest betrayal,1
acid trip better planned than vacation,1
30 days of online dating: my first tinder date,0
a new hbo documentary shows what it's really like inside a terror attack,0
obama readies for his big whcd night,0
friends of band regret going to show,1
beyoncé met the final five and all of our dreams came true,0
"mattis, tillerson want blank check to wage illegal war",0
leather-clad ted cruz greeting voters at reno-area fetish club,1
friend really laying into self for failing to reply to email sooner,1
catholic parish divided over priest's decision to ban married gay couple from receiving communion,0
justin bieber has 3 go-to poses and they're all surprisingly amazing,0
trail to the chief: inaugural edition,0
what the heart of a tiger looks like: faith instead of fear,0
nun with a chainsaw clears hurricane irma debris like a pro,0
look: transgender contestants compete for title of miss international queen,0
"lights go on, part xxxx -- learning",0
study: boyfriends who aren't speaking are thinking about ending relationship 90% of time,1
man missing after explosion was saving up to return to home country,0
house (anti)science panel preps 'making the epa great again' hearing,0
chris rock calls out the oscars lack of diversity in perfect tweet,0
grandmother really starting to get the hang of dying,1
report: mom saw car that slid off road into ditch,1
old man with foggy eye not even magical,1
"toddler really yanking on penis, report wincing sources",1
sniper draws moustache on crosshairs,1
in 'the idea of love' lies lead to love,0
"stadium humors old man on stage, sings along to 'hey jude'",1
narrow line of dirt not being swept into dustpan without a fight,1
majority whip displays impaled senator outside capitol building as warning to all who cross party lines,1
wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss,0
businessman goes home for the holidays to network with family,1
u.s. life expectancy falls as more people die from illnesses,0
suit up: 3 ways to tell if your suit fits,0
inspire the world,0
supreme court votes 7-2 to legalize all worldly vices,1
a ref's favorite team? i love 'em all,0
"in russiagate, keep your eye on pence",0
lindsey buckingham asks for more screaming at stevie nicks in monitor,1
man just going to assume apartment has functional carbon monoxide detector somewhere,1
donald trump triumphs in liberal vermont,0
dying mastermind pulls red lever,1
shares of hazmat-suit maker spike on nyc ebola news,0
nasa discovers distant planet located outside funding capabilities,1
the world will end this summer -- according to hollywood,0
get chic this upcoming fall season,0
"filmmakers call vincent canby's life overlong, poorly paced",1
george clooney on why he'll never dye his hair,0
contact paper beautifies drawer interior,1
the moment casey gerald realized the importance of doubt,0
childish gambino releases new song 'candler road',0
former providence mayor buddy cianci dies at 74,0
ben affleck nominated for best friend of matt damon,1
"huntsman drops out, endorses huntsman",1
very special' stone age axe discovered,0
kiss cover band guitarist leaves to start vinnie vincent invasion tribute band,1
equal pay won't happen as long as employers ask for salary histories,0
president who bragged of groping women declares sexual assault awareness month,0
new 'toastables' offers microwavable pre-toasted bread,1
microsft bids $2.1 billion for milton berle joke file,1
sunday roundup,0
all proceeds no longer going to charity,1
most germans fear the effects of a trump election victory,0
"iran's nuclear deal: sanctions are lifted, what is next?",0
rainbow flags burned outside north carolina church after law controversy,0
trump administration announces new $20 bill design honoring harriet tubman's owners,1
these dogs dressed as dads totally brighten our day,0
8.8 million people enrolled in obamacare plans for 2018,0
"in a huge breakthrough, google's ai beats a top player at the game of go",0
protecting freedom of expression in newsrooms and mosques: unity and dialogue,0
george w. bush interrupted obama to ask him to snap a picture of him and it was amazing,0
consumer reports rates self 'excellent',1
pence passing time during trump's speech by mentally baptizing senators,1
ian mckellen says actresses used to proposition directors for sex,0
how my latino family does christmas differently,0
crossfit mama gets real about why her post-baby body is 'amazing',0
5 missing after army helicopter downed near hawaii,0
are you shamelessly self promoting?,0
republicans asked for 'obamacare horror stories.' it didn't go well.,0
lena dunham's dog quiz is shameful,0
"annoying, well-adjusted friend even fucking meditating now",1
michael bolton singing john bolton's scary words about war is almost soothing,0
responsible man sets aside small portion of every paycheck for bank to gamble with,1
jeff sessions argues family separations only happening because current law doesn't allow him to strangle immigrants with bare hands,1
inspire the world,0
school teacher not about to risk her life for derek,1
new study finds primitive customers capable of buying tools from hardware store,1
"the farallon islands, usfws, and island conservation's tax-free government contracts",0
you thought flint was bad? see the lead levels in california children,0
several people injured in car incident near london museum,0
the troubling connection between anger management problems and gun access,0
man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd,1
9 ways the most successful people see life differently,0
does japan need to be involved in the middle east?,0
nutritionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating,1
this organization is helping women of color thrive in the communications field,0
"what you should buy your 'basic' friend, according to pinterest",0
russian medallist at winter olympics suspected of doping violation: report,0
"parents, baby, godmother all uncomfortable with arrangement",1
"this swimsuit model stuns from the neck up, for a refreshing change",0
chris pratt's son is totally trolling him,0
date line,1
new regulation requires all protected species to be actively looking for new habitat in order to receive funding,1
israeli ambassador ron dermer pokes fun at critics with super bowl prediction,0
ice cube gives fans hope for n.w.a reunion at coachella,0
literally every sentence in this ted cruz quote is misleading or false,0
bill murray is even charming while trying to bribe umpires,0
bipartisan senate duo push justice department for briefing on michael flynn,0
new device converts grass to meat,1
what's next for nba in donald sterling case from a legal standpoint?,0
"this guy gave people a 'sneak peak' at the iphone 7, but joke's on them!",0
endangered species list edited to fit poster,1
what is love? this lesbian teen has it all figured out (video),0
report explores possible cia cover-up at guantanamo,0
canon 5d mark iv dslr preview video,0
some lgbt-friendly businesses stayed silent on houston equal rights ordinance,0
reflecting on the aids epidemic this gay men's health crisis founders' day,0
the one big issue antonin scalia consistently got right,0
itunes is illegal under uk copyright law,0
unpopular orange to be phased out of visible spectrum,1
single mom ready to get back out there during 30 minutes per week she's not working or watching daughter,1
charlize theron to play megyn kelly in film about roger ailes,0
clinton vetoes bill for reason he can't put his finger on,1
study: average american now requires 3 attempts to get up from seated position,1
why fashion should be on the climate change agenda,0
on-the-job sexual harassment: three women tell their sizzling hot tales,1
man surrounded by loved ones feels awkward being only person dying,1
here's what cynthia nixon believes is the 'aids crisis of this generation',0
a look at transgender sex workers living in china,0
"hawaii's politics: surf, aloha aina, and dustin barca",0
report: it going to take way more than an inconceivable act of violence for country to rise above politics,1
"doll-housing crisis set to worsen, mean older brother says",1
study links clinical depression to getting dunked on,1
11 excellent books in the brand new kirkus collections,0
nobody wins when the final score is 161-2,0
obama scrambling around white house kitchen before state dinner,1
serious man pleased with how jowls are coming in,1
u.s. senate backs massive increase in military spending,0
i didn't just scream',0
authorities warn denver residents in direct path of 2037 hurricane alba,1
huffpollster: indiana's gop primary will be a battle between demographics and economics,0
islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day,1
group cheers after group hears group's name called,1
dad ready to forgive dixie chicks,1
voters glad they got hope in politicians out of system for next election cycle or two,1
see two spirits wave hello in the funniest scene from 'a ghost story',0
7 very important reasons to take a nap right now,0
area man outraged his private information being collected by someone other than advertisers,1
the drag queen world series: everything you need to know!,0
cottonelle adds blue strip to toilet paper but keeps what it does a secret,1
black guy doesn't talk about all the times he didn't get discriminated against,1
teen newsweek reports north korea is the bomb,1
carry that weight: the revival of feminist performance art,0
new york times' reader stoked after noticing article penned by favorite reporting duo,1
"trump meets drugmakers, demands lower prices",0
how these psychologists are prioritizing mental health care for black america,0
college's new careerlink program connects students with thousands of annoyed alums,1
woman already off to bad start as mother after requesting epidural,1
millions participate in cuban version of survivor,1
"entrepreneur series: growing up and doing business with... mandy ingber, celebrity yoga instructor",0
marco rubio makes huge push to gain millennial voters,0
here's more evidence that trump's 'poll truthers' are wrong,0
learn to fix the no. 1 mistake you are making in yoga practice,0
"if you can't keep your new year's resolutions, be kind to yourself",0
cashier learning valuable but illegal job skills,1
ted cruz favorability with republicans drops after convention speech,0
"tiny, risky, unlabeled and you're eating it",0
death of mentally ill woman in police custody ruled a homicide,0
coworker almost got that exact same thing when he ate there,1
lesbian hen enjoying hen house,1
"viral photo captures incredible moment between police officer, homeless man",0
"dad's tough exterior hides angry, resentful center",1
reda kateb takes an oath in hippocrates,0
what life is like where it's snowy and cold,0
what german cities have learned from the front lines of the refugee response,0
hyperrealistic drawings ask viewers to take a closer look at homeless communities,0
lowly mortal opens portal to hell,1
donald trump is wrong that americans don't care about his tax returns,0
gina rodriguez is bringing a show about an undocumented family to tv,0
mom wants one of those things your sister has for christmas,1
8 herbs and spices that fight off disease,0
the good fortune of peace,0
white house prepares to send congress $15 billion spending cuts package,0
dhs creates fenced-in enclosure for al-qaeda to safely carry out attacks,1
the planet just crossed another major carbon milestone,0
why there's absolutely nothing wrong with celibacy,0
area man glad his brother is giving mom grandkids,1
silicon breast implants perform millions of calculations per second,1
"guitar-instruction manual has eddie van halen on cover, 'go tell aunt rhody' inside",1
5 awesome acts of revenge that qualify as creative genius,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 26,0
trump budget a disaster for women and families,0
aisle view: the queen takes the stage,0
touching video shows what it's really like to raise grandkids,0
petsmart introduces heart-shaped puppy for valentine's day,1
"as sanctuary state, california takes deportation fight to new level",0
ivanka trump incorrectly names judaism as 1 of the 3 'largest world religions',0
"trump meets drugmakers, demands lower prices",0
"enormous, humongous march trade deficit creating jobs elsewhere",0
judge who asked 'why couldn't you keep knees together?' resigns,0
lack of sexual tension with coworker almost unbearable,1
liquor commercial featuring dance party on pirate ship also includes important message about responsibility,1
"unsurprisingly, celebrities were not impressed with donald trump's press conference",0
area ceo doesn't have time for this shit,1
hillary clinton cruises to easy win in arkansas primary,0
why successful ceos must think like the janitor,0
"from bulldogs to elephant walks: chats with johnny mathis, monica mancini and anson williams, plus matt hires works with rmh",0
u.s. figure skating team makes history with record number of asian-americans,0
panicked man completely out of things to talk about 5 minutes into marriage,1
brazil's miss bumbum stirs controversy with body art (nsfw),0
review: new apple tv is bursting with potential,0
"firefighters battle massive wildfires, smoky conditions in washington",0
some people are pissed off about the casting of a black hermione granger,0
report: syria running dangerously low on civilians to oppress,1
hillary clinton's barking dog impression is totally paw-some,0
ex-boyfriend just thought he'd check in and throw entire day off,1
this teen learned to accept his sexuality and gender 'in different ways',0
thick sweater no match for determined nipples,1
most americans think the senate should hold hearings on the supreme court nominee,0
"scalia recuses self from capital murder case, citing double homicide he committed in '80s",1
bosnian gum company introduces new war-flavored gum,1
nick cannon responds to mariah carey's engagement in the best way,0
burned-out coffee-shop employee just lets paul simon play for fifth time,1
reddi wip canister used as directed,1
data-entry clerk reapplies carmex at 17-minute intervals,1
"home genetic tests may be riddled with errors, and companies aren't keeping track",0
band loudly discusses record deal at ihop,1
"scam alert! in a hyperactive hurricane season, the worst may not be over",0
hawaii had more snow this week than denver or chicago has had all year,0
nabisco baffled after trump administration gives it $200 million contract to rebuild puerto rico's roads,1
this craigslist missed connection is delightfully feminist,0
candidate delighted to be in chair factory,1
a wrenching new ferguson documentary asks: how can we start a revolution?,0
nbc admits to never actually making an episode of 'chuck',1
a letter to my teenage daughter,0
u.s. to host foster country,1
ohio state hires jim tressel as head football coach,1
your favorite female 'star wars' heroes finally get their own series,0
hawaii legalized same-sex marriage 6 months ago -- guess what's happened since,0
both parties seem to be having a change of heart about federal power,0
reince priebus warns ethics chief to 'be careful',0
bernie sanders asks trump's education nominee if she's only getting the job because she's a billionaire,0
people are starving in an iraqi city surrounded by u.s.-backed forces,0
this influencer is using youtube to speak frankly about student loan debt,0
paul ryan crushes trump-loving primary opponent,0
25 stunning snaps to kick off wedding season,0
"theresa may, edging towards donald trump, scolds john kerry over israel",0
free-range chicken makes it to bolivia,1
amazon shelves 'x-files' creator's sci-fi series before it begins,0
most humiliating experience of man's life on dvd march 6,1
watch prince harry and rihanna get tested for hiv together,0
report: friend doing sober january must have really fucked shit up over holidays,1
fleshlighthouse guides weary sailors home to realistic vaginal texture,1
this slo-mo watermelon vs. mortar is another kind of food porn,0
doris duke & norton simon: kindred spirits a world apart,0
health reform at the crossroads: progress or peril?,0
twitter imparts some presidential wisdom with #trumpbacktoschooltips,0
james corden sends 297 copies of 'philadelphia' to donald trump,0
local history museum really digging deep to fill 2 15-by-20-foot rooms,1
food network goes off air after every possible iteration of ingredient combinations completed,1
slushing in utah at the end of ski season,0
watch live: cast of 'girls' dishes about new season,0
tv's mork to star in film,1
a definitive history of trump steaks™,0
anyone want to watch bill murray get sprayed with champagne?,0
growing 'fat-earther' movement believes planet 2.4 quintillion pounds overweight,1
pokemon go leads players into intimacy boutique,0
nation's substitute teachers would like to know who threw that,1
lena dunham's dog quiz is shameful,0
orlando foundation releases preview art of interim pulse memorial,0
infographic: how to respond to an outbreak - success factors for fighting off ebola,0
10 things you didn't know about cameron diaz,0
helpful waitress asks recently seated couple if they've eaten food before,1
empire' releases pitbull & ne-yo songs from season 2,0
don't sleep on target's chic new modern home collection with dwell magazine,0
"this women's strike won't accomplish anything,' reports man who will boycott upcoming 'avengers' movie",1
even more executives come forward to defend lgbt rights,0
bloated obama delivers press conference from couch behind podium,1
atlantic ocean excited to move into beautiful beachfront mansion soon,1
6 cool things to do in macau,0
energy department official who called obama a 'kenyan creampuff' resigns,0
don't fight summer fun -- make it educational,0
visiting friend okay doing whatever,1
video store's 'favorites' shelf offers telling glimpse into manager's psyche,1
new endangered species: deficit hawk,0
araa kayboard bustad,1
an open letter to my shelter dog's first owner,0
english teacher already armed with deadly weapon called shakespeare,1
chechen infant lulled to sleep by distant rumbling,1
"new york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say",0
here are the latest photos from march for our lives,0
5 reasons why you need boundaries in your relationships and life,0
mother's little angel just made fun of classmate's weight for 30 straight minutes,1
is this the first photograph of a human being?,0
new gop governor's inauguration raises questions of corporate influence,0
man coasting through life entirely on benefit of doubt,1
bruce vilanch sodomized by homosexual,1
west bank rioting shatters 45 minutes of middle east peace,1
philip roth obituary just thinly disguised version of author's life,1
parents wish weak-willed daughter would push back against violin lessons just a little,1
this sneaky wine purse is the answer to every wino's prayers,0
guy who came in late not sure how much longer he should pretend to be frazzled,1
local man foremost expert on what the terrorists should do if they really want to hurt us,1
"fathers, let's talk about love, respect and hiv",0
rain told to go away in 1986 returns,1
lost dog' poster really tooting dog's horn,1
breadwinner mommies:  are you falling short of your expectations? (or are your expectations falling short?),0
"area man sorry he's late, got here as fast as he could",1
for all the bffs with zero boundaries,0
fusion summit will gather youth leaders from protest movements around the world,0
rand paul warns donald trump not to choose 'menace' john bolton as secretary of state,0
"hgtv star explains why you should never ask, 'when are you going to have a baby?'",0
"rupaul on trump: 'pardon me madame, but the emperor has no clothes!'",0
hillary clinton vs. herself,0
how humans are laying out the welcome mat for mosquitoes and the diseases they carry,0
giving kimye a run for their money ...,0
top north korean aide in charge of negotiating with south korea dies,0
ambitious test on tap for real-life 'flying saucer',0
scientists receive $10 million grant to melt stuff,1
"new, lighter iphone hailed by exhausted, humpbacked iphone 4 users",1
she dropped everything to come fight for immigration reform. she's still waiting.,0
moderator asks candidates to be specific when describing hellscape country will become if they not elected,1
trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune',0
auto industry agrees to install brakes in suvs,1
eccentric man introduces new sweater to closet pals colonel coat and captain blazer,1
historical archives: iroquois inſurgency quelled by gov't.!,1
chess grandmaster tired of people comparing every life situation to chess match,1
coworker with fluorescent bike vest treats office to futuristic light show on way to desk,1
social engineering: 9 ways to keep your identity safe,0
kansas secretary of state: only obstacle voter id causes may be 'exerting calories',0
from loud chewing to cherry-tomato spewing: the five senses of office pet peeves,0
"man from chippewa falls, wisconsin hates when people from eagle point claim to be from chippewa falls",1
hiv positive man hits london streets for 'heartwarming' experiment,0
he's the most mysterious guy in the world,0
chuckling cops attempt to imitate sound of man being hit by taxi,1
20 meditation tips for beginners,0
bear's plan to break into man's home foiled by cat door,0
man who bought 34th anniversary reissue of fleetwood mac's 'rumours' feeling like real idiot after passing display for 35th anniversary edition,1
california police chief lashes out at dhs over immigration raids,0
why is roller derby important to so many queer women?,0
amy schumer talked about her tampon on the emmys red carpet,0
god announces plans to slowly wean humans off religion,1
suzanne somers named u.s. thighmaster general,1
this doll aims to empower kids with albinism and dispel harmful myths,0
"12 years a slave,' 'captain phillips,' 'american hustle,' 'wolf of wall street,' 'blue jasmine,' 'dallas buyers club,' 'her,' 'nebraska,' 'before midnight,' and 'philomena' all written during same continuing education screenwriting class",1
nation to wait for more facts on texas shooting before doing absolutely nothing about it,1
nation horrified to learn about war in afghanistan while reading up on petraeus sex scandal,1
dying newspaper trend buys nation's newspapers three more weeks,1
retarded child gets new video game right before every dinner party,1
sharon stone to star in major backstage drama,1
pope francis will study american critics of his economic policy before visit to the u.s.,0
sarah palin gave a very un-sarah palin speech at cpac,0
homeland security criticized for allowing known killer to stay in country,1
"graduates, take your time",0
ex-girlfriend's last electric-bill check remains uncashed in area man's wallet,1
shredding the fourth amendment in post-constitutional america,0
matt damon mans warner brothers booth at college campus's career day,1
how to make cereal milk ice cream,0
almost no one noticing officials doing corrupt thing,1
explosive illusions,0
hillary clinton is not telling the truth about wall street,0
"tuesday's morning email: rnc returns to roy moore campaign, despite sexual misconduct claims",0
man with stupid breaks off co-dependent relationship,1
teens: are they laughing at you?,1
decades of blasts in middle east beginning to expose earth's mantle,1
"dry, flavorless cupcake disappointing to last bite",1
here's a preview of what obama will say in the state of the union,0
ulta releases line of shitty hair ties to give cheap-ass friend who's always borrowing them,1
microsoft: russian hackers exploiting windows flaw,0
"women in business q&a: paula kavolius, founder and president, house of possibilities",0
"new report finds it took humans 3,000 years after developing language to work up confidence to talk to each other",1
barry pepper getting by,1
trinidad and tobago issues commemorative leonardo dicaprio postage stamp,1
new pepsi product specifically mentions target demographic in name,1
has d-day arrived for cuba?,0
10 'outlander' spoilers you need to know for season 2,0
compliment suspiciously vague,1
is france right to ban the burkini?,0
uneventful past finally catches up to boring man,1
hillary clinton assured drop in polls just indication people haven't abandoned ideals yet,1
new honda commercial openly says your kids will die in a car crash if you buy a different brand,1
outside money surge makes kansas senate race costliest in state history,0
"shit-caked, urine-soaked man determined to enjoy carnival cruise",1
why are bi men less likely to open up about same-sex attraction?,0
this was the xfl': examining television's greatest sports flop ever,0
a mooc by any other name,0
trump sick and tired of mainstream media always trying to put his words into some sort of context,1
dewey decimal system helpless to categorize new jim belushi book,1
financial experts recommend young grifters start laying groundwork for long con by 25,1
scott walker still won't say whether obama is christian,0
trump ally roger stone says gop nominee should release tax returns 'immediately',0
nbc news correspondent ayman mohyeldin returning to gaza,0
darrelle revis to be charged in fight that leaves two men unconscious,0
nobel prize in chemistry awarded to taft middle school teacher mr. ambler,1
mister rogers' neighborhood gerrymandered to serve king friday's make-believe agenda,1
the 20 funniest tweets from women this week,0
officemates unwittingly spend entire workday talking to each other on grindr,1
the call to 'restore' for this and every july 4: frederick douglass echoes through the ages,0
woman who had almost formed healthy sense of self rejoins social media,1
"more cops have been charged for shootings this year, but there's much more work to be done",0
the end of shared sacrifice set in stone: yale as metaphor,0
this is how you wear shoes with ankle straps,0
desperate pbs premieres nova: boobs a-bouncin',1
police department threatens criminals with 'stranger things' spoilers,0
mom sits down for dinner 3 months after rest of family finishes meal,1
"christmas, grief, and moving forward after an alzheimer's diagnosis",0
dallas officer shot at home depot dies. 2 others still in hospital.,0
"study finds only 1 in 3 lasik surgeries end in laser boring through eye, incinerating brain, shooting through skull on other side",1
gender creative' is not the new 'hipster',0
"how chronic stress can create hormonal havoc, part two",0
young and entrepreneurial: serial developer and scholly cto nick pirollo,0
the 25 best women's fashion deals of the nordstrom anniversary sale under $100,0
"gifted, passionate student really stretching limits of school's resources",1
hollywood analysts still not sure how 'saving silverman' broke box office records last weekend,1
woman thinks she would make a great talk-show host,1
petsmart manager does morning sweep of enclosures for dead ones before opening doors for day,1
prince william divorces kate middleton after 5 weeks,1
this is why you shouldn't skateboard drunk,0
line to meet sarah palin goes straight through mall fountain,1
sound of children's laughter music to disney focus-group leader's ears,1
even more evidence that anxiety can be genetic,0
guys' night out to include several key non-guys,1
sixth-grader's family tree fails to hold up to scrutiny,1
merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election,0
tesla debuts carless driver,1
it kind of sweet ceo thinks he doing good job,1
95 killed in rush for free flames in nigerian tanker fire,1
stuffed-up congress allocates $250 million to destroy pollen,1
this group is bringing tampons and pads to evacuees in louisiana,0
childhood friend stops writing after two e-mails,1
pbs defends 'arthur' episode where mr. ratburn reveals he's the ultimate twink power bottom,1
"bound, gagged joaquin castro horrified by what his identical twin brother might be doing out on dnc floor",1
10 easy-to-tackle super bowl sweets,0
libertarian reluctantly calls fire department,1
you can now message the president on facebook,0
heavy rain floods university's library canteen in just 2 minutes,0
"mcconnell revs the ad machine, but...",0
tesla's self-driving feature leaves insurers idling as states scramble,0
"area man too poor to afford movers, too old to get help from his friends",1
hawaii moves to ban gay conversion therapy for minors,0
3 missing in colorado mudslide,0
wife always dragging husband into her marital problems,1
history channel repeats itself,1
judge dismisses domestic violence charges against ray rice; now what?,0
u.s. figure skating team makes history with record number of asian-americans,0
beyoncé's iconic post-pregnancy dress is unexpectedly from a menswear collection,0
proof that it pays to piss off sarah palin,0
holiday dinner wines for any budget from a nw resort sommelier,0
struggling media company almost desperate enough to hire someone qualified for job,1
amy schumer denies she has a 'blind spot' about race,0
alex jones pleads with sandy hook parents to imagine pain an expensive lawsuit would cause him,1
trouble again in tv's africa,1
inaccuracy of every single detail forces student paper to pull story at last minute,1
the bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock,0
obama suddenly panicked after gazing too far into future,1
gop voters will probably support anyone their party nominates,0
"online recap of tv show attracts 25,000 readers who have given up on life",1
traveling tips for families with special diet,0
... and justice for all,0
report: more americans putting off retirement until final few moments before death,1
headline about so-called lobsterman extremely misleading,1
burned car tied to murdered girl: cops,0
john boehner's wife calls for her shutdown king to come back to bed,1
why one biologist doesn't believe the g-spot is a myth,0
international criminal court announces new '3 strikes' genocide policy,1
freaky february heat waves trigger more chills over climate change,0
nation's gay straw men march on washington for right to marry animals,1
report: majority of instances of people getting lives back on track occur immediately after visit to buffalo wild wings,1
woman dozing at coffee shop has that dave eggers sex dream again,1
meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement,0
"tract writer cites god, jack chick as influences",1
a valentine like no other,0
if the clippers win the nba championship does racism win as well?,0
breitbart' refusing to release names of mass shooting victims in order to prevent them from getting attention,1
santa claus killed in electric-razor crash,1
this state just dug deep into voting irregularities. it found nothing close to widespread voter fraud.,0
senator 'alarmed' by reports u.s. military families were harassed,0
9/11 memorial curators decide not to display swastika formed by twisted girders found at ground zero,1
area man demands more starches,1
huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 26,0
clown looked a lot different in online profile photo,1
for clean air and a safe climate future,0
states slow to shut down weak teacher education programs,0
fish at pretty good place in its life right now,1
it may be speaker john boehner and the gop that do not love america,0
the fastest-shrinking cities in america,0
"get away, jordan: eulogy for jordan edwards",0
holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados,0
test facebook button,0
west virginia teachers plan statewide strike,0
this roald dahl clothing line is a childhood dream come true,0
finding unique accommodations around the world,0
kfc paleontologists reconstruct 24-piece party bucket from single chicken leg,1
rescue team saves boy dangling from ski lift in dramatic video,0
"american horror story: freak show' premiere recap: it's a circus, all right (spoilers)",0
aunt on facebook casually advocates war crime,1
harambe's grandmother euthanized at miami zoo,0
dvd player in tesla raises questions in autopilot death,0
borrowed cd slowly integrated into own collection,1
4 things you need to know about the latest jobs report,0
man use big word,1
nuclear bomb detonates during rehearsal for 'spider-man' musical,1
archaeologists discover fully intact 17th-century belief system in ohio congressman,1
billcosby.com now somehow most eerie site on entire internet,1
heidi klum stops talking trump for 'box of lies' with jimmy fallon,0
noel comrie's gps guide on positive self-affirmations,0
exasperated shark can't believe it traveled 3 miles for single drop of blood,1
slovenian 8th-graders surprised even they outperformed u.s. students in science,1
record-store clerk gazes down from on high in aloof indifference,1
supreme leader khamenei says iranian nuclear weapons are a u.s. 'myth',0
town uglification committee approves new pile of garbage bags,1
"debut author virginia franken talks about flawed characters, her (new) addiction to coffee, what dance taught her about writing, and more",0
let's celebrate the left-handed leaders who have made a mark on america,0
"great lakes, amazing connections: the power of cooperation in policymaking",0
third-grade slumber party a snakepit of machiavellian alliances,1
these 'gayby' stars reunited for a new series that's bloody good fun,0
cherokee nation makes headlines as fraction of actress's bloodline,1
devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia,0
"obama spends wednesday doing some urgings, some callings on",1
sleazy health insurance covers any doctor's visit they can watch,1
george foreman grill retires to promote own grill,1
let's talk toilet paper,0
very specific food pyramid recommends two to three shrimp scampis per year,1
south sudan marks 6 years of independence as 6 million go hungry,0
kittens recovering after photographer rescued them from brush fire,0
video store's 'favorites' shelf offers telling glimpse into manager's psyche,1
quaker oats canister relabeled 'drugs' for grade school play,1
trump's trade rhetoric is unhinged. his tariffs aren't.,0
frito-lay targets blacks with new menthol doritos,1
trey gowdy and his gop colleagues embarrassed themselves,0
hungover michelle obama packs leftover inaugural ball hors d'oeuvres into sasha's lunch box,1
donald glover needed 'white translator' to convince fx to allow 'n-word' in 'atlanta',0
pamela geller and the professional islamophobia business,0
hillary clinton issues single-word victory speech following super tuesday results,1
ice-t and coco talk sex during pregnancy,0
queer aussie men strip down for intimate indie magazine pictorial,0
piece of my heart: quick questions with leslie kritzer and teal wicks,0
life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home,1
here's what we know about bill cosby's defense team,0
nation checks out cnn.com to see what their old pals the tsarnaevs and castros are up to,1
report:     % of americans suffer from synesthesia,1
homemade 'die hard' scene will have you saying 'yippee ki yay',0
farmer chases fifth wedding party out of barn this month,1
dramatic images from devastating southern california wildfires,0
"tresspasser enters schools, sings justin bieber songs, police say",0
trump says roy moore should concede senate race to doug jones,0
bush to meet with agriculture secretary down in the holler,1
best of abu dhabi: learning the games people play through the narcicyst's rise,0
michael jeffreyton wishes screenwriter had given him more believable name,1
clinton's sight restored,1
escape from falluja,0
t-mobile announces wireless service now covers 70% of your apartment,1
ted cruz will speak at the gop convention,0
abused child running out of black crayon,1
lee greenwood urges u.s. to take military action against iraq,1
danny pintauro clarifies tony danza's 'disappointed' comment: 'he's worried about me more than anything',0
nation's drunk strangers announce plans to agree with anything one another says,1
pregnant woman killed in propecia-handling incident,1
the louvre gardens are teeming with rats,0
where is bana? mystery surrounds shutdown of syrian girl's twitter account,0
apple submits brief opposing u.s. government's 'unprecedented' iphone request,0
indonesian unrest quelled for tourist season,1
"#metoo and ""legitimate rape""",0
w. kamau bell chimes in on politics and racism,0
caitlyn jenner will reportedly attend donald trump's inauguration,0
mad men: om is where the heart is,0
a 'pretty little liars' detail you never noticed may make you scream in frustration,0
elizabeth warren's pick wins ohio's democratic gubernatorial primary,0
taiwan's pro-independence opposition leader wins presidential election,0
monster' cyclone leaves trail of devastation in vanuatu,0
apple loses patent lawsuit to university of wisconsin-madison,0
"duke, duchess of cambridge announce name of third child is louis arthur al-baghdadi",1
"confronting isil: the day and decade ""after""",0
stuffed gorilla only into you for your shelf,1
university of kansas plans to create meditation room,0
ron cephas jones shares exciting details about season 2 of 'this is us',0
heroic pickles holding lid shut from inside,1
berserk hairdresser cuts bangs without permission,1
hero soldier receives presidential thumbs-up award,1
class clown has nothing on wilmot proviso,1
modcloth goes one step further,0
trump's tax cut challenge,0
obama's new cuba policy corrects a five-decade failure,0
internet collapses under sheer weight of baby pictures,1
trump's budget:  a blow to our communities and to our latin american neighbors,0
father of muslim american war hero: we cannot defeat terror by dividing america,0
"friends, family waiting for current bout of man's depression to subside before really laying into him",1
"people have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data",0
coy 'dexter' producers hint at 'huge plot holes' in season finale,1
what makes a gop leader resist trump?,0
the world's largest lottery has just drawn its winners,0
area man meets that special someone else,1
"mccain's energy plan emphasizes elbow grease, sleeve-rolling-up",1
police assume truck was deliberately driven into berlin christmas market,0
3 simple ways to relieve holiday tension with tai chi,0
office janitor asks to work from home,1
explosion used to signify big savings,1
chinese man worried you can't have respectful debate about how amazing government is anymore,1
latest news of israeli-palestinian violence makes man hungry for falafel,1
area man unable to believe the savings,1
"harry connick, jr. dies in piano fire",1
macklemore to fans: use music to resist trump,0
cosmopolitan offers 15 tips for fattening up for winter,1
popsicle reintroduces beloved 'plain' flavor,1
apocalypto star wants to show he can do mayan comedy,1
sandra bland's mother says cop's perjury charge is 'not justice',0
big checks power jeb bush super pac's unreal money haul,0
"dirty, disheveled scott pruitt confesses he spent last of epa funding weeks ago",1
supreme court rules gay rights do not extend to dessert,1
"god deploys 100,000 more mosquitoes to u.s.",1
reality show slowly sinks in,1
woman drawn to shampoo with most gruesome description of hair,1
baby jesus stolen from live nativity,1
you don't need to live in california to create this venice beach-inspired living room,0
"failing memory fuses robert wuhl, kevin pollack into single entity",1
man on weird fad diet where he eats flavorful meals that make him feel good,1
isis struggling to narrow down gop debate sound bites for new recruitment video,1
david axelrod's view inside the economic storm obama inherited in 2009,0
thomas jefferson impersonator reenacts famous cell phone shouting match with wife,1
"postal worker rescues gifts from burning truck, saves christmas",0
trump boys forge father's signature on letters they wrote excusing them from any more testifying,1
samantha bee rounds up comedians for the ultimate roast of donald trump,0
climate change and rights talk,0
area bird creeped out by bird watcher,1
jetblue is offering $49 flights in a 2-day flash sale,0
tumor-covered chester cheetah apologizes for role in marketing dangerously cheesy cheetos to children,1
dye pack foils art thief,1
government shuts down as congress fails to reach spending agreement,0
thursday's morning email: north korea may be prepping its most powerful nuclear test,0
amazon unhinged,0
america's charter schools have a commitment problem,0
portrait next to coffin most likely the deceased,1
13 reasons to feel hopeful during a rough month,0
study finds 79% of statistics now sobering,1
"beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students",0
jerry always willing to pick up overtime,1
here's what is coming to amazon in april 2018,0
land before time vi released straight to landfill,1
bra training complete,1
"tolerance for women and girls in afghanistan, not silence",0
police group makes a big admission about 'justifiable' police shootings,0
xabraxian astronomers discover new planet,1
"zach braff, alyssa milano call out trump for far more effectively pivoting to politics to save floundering career",1
this supreme court case could significantly weaken teachers unions,0
gregg popovich goes full throttle on 'soulless coward' donald trump,0
this is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson,0
l.a. grants clippers $12 for new nets,1
nation's grandmothers swept up in textile-messaging craze,1
company encourages women who have been sexually harassed to come forward with resignation letter,1
"whoa, vacuum got something pretty big under couch",1
"man rides a horse into taco bell, and the internet is freaking out",0
new york police fatally shoot unarmed black man on brooklyn street,0
"deshawnda bradley, #blacklivesmatter and the reminder that self-definition is essential to our survival",0
gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant,0
"this mattress with nearly 40,000 reviews is $200 off today only",0
high school freshman thinks 'romeo and juliet' might just be her favorite play,1
senators wish domenici would bring dog to work more often,1
u.s. couple who bared butts at thai temple have reportedly been released,0
pop stars to consolidate,1
kids and technology: can we ever really keep up?,0
"a little gay jewish boy: ""life is a cabaret?""",0
are there tears in your popcorn? what to learn from the fault in our stars,0
florence henderson wanted carol brady to have a job,0
crayola ceo presents jarringly ambitious 5-year plan at annual shareholders meeting,1
area man just in bad mood because he's tired and an awful human being,1
cosmopolitan offers 15 tips for fattening up for winter,1
a knicks' fan's open letter to santa,0
january jones wears many faces for violet grey,0
pope francis tells inmates that society can't ignore their pain,0
how to make your blow-out last even longer,0
5.85 million people who can't vote but can they still complain?,0
cnn renews 'this week at war' for next eight seasons,1
police launch investigation after video appears to show cop shoving man in wheelchair into street,0
the one thing you need to know about 'the judge',0
russian nuclear submarine catches fire in shipyard,0
dakota johnson awkwardly accepts sex toys from ellen degeneres,0
sick fucks line up to gape at dead body,1
david crosby shows photo of dwarven blacksmith to barber to give idea of what he wants,1
trail to the chief: inaugural edition,0
"rex, rob ryan finally get bunk beds they always wanted",1
non-alcoholic beer inventor unveils new non-adhesive glue,1
obama not sure how to handle compliment,1
please don't feed the poor' campaign catching on,1
why we can't ignore the outliers,0
podcaster makes solemn promise to improve sound quality next episode,1
diabetes and my personal experience with obtaining health care coverage through obamacare,0
"chris christie, mike huckabee bumped from main gop debate",0
"restaurant bans tips, will pay servers a livable wage",0
the 'dead poets society' spoof on 'saturday night live' was a gory bloodfest,0
gop mulls forcing christine blasey ford to publicly apologize to kavanaugh just for hell of it,1
teens spend wild spring break in d.c. begging lawmakers for their lives,1
camel cash inherited from grandpa,1
traveler excited hotel has hbo until he checks listing,1
lamar odom leaves hospital after 'miraculous and continued improvement',0
how to stand your ground in a world full of mean girls,0
"a pissing contest, with nukes",0
two dead after shooting at oklahoma city airport,0
area man to try showering at night,1
"home genetic tests may be riddled with errors, and companies aren't keeping track",0
u.s. census announces those people will be majority by 2043,1
young voters in donald trump's counties are especially positive about america's direction,0
grandma pulls pudding roll-ups from recesses of cupboard,1
man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he's already heard,1
here's why congressman blake farenthold resigned so abruptly,0
donald trump's obsession with the polls has made it rough for some pollsters,0
aliens mourn as final cheers episode reaches alpha centauri,1
democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform,0
michele bachmann claims there's violence in israel because jesus is 'coming soon',0
levi's unveils new line of jeans with size written across the whole ass,1
the quadruple bottom line: its time has come,0
butch lesbians open up about a big misconception about their sex lives,0
mlb hoping to boost attendance at league meetings with 'star wars' night,1
nobody keeps baby from the corner,0
slovakia's prime minister fico quits amid crisis over murdered journalist,0
"kodak, nabisco apologize for drunken one-night merger",1
report: getting out of bed in morning sharply increases risk of things getting even worse,1
pope benedict asks if it's too late to change name,1
man reportedly unleashes trump-inspired anti-lgbtq rant at church,0
new pixar employees required to watch adorable sexual harassment video,1
nation thankful that shellie dean zimmerman was charged with perjury at least,1
"india continues surge towards status as first world nation by reelecting racist, right-wing authoritarian",1
nation's stray dogs call for increased wino-vomit production,1
the same old march,0
this woman thrives by helping others,0
rolling stones kick off 'sing our songs for us' tour,1
swedish police featured in film shown by fox news say they were selectively edited,0
trump comforts grieving war widow by assuring her he will never die,1
how our allies in asia see the presumptive republican nominee,0
"ahead of hurricane irma, miami detained homeless people against their will",0
the things moms carry,0
the security council's israeli settlement resolution: seven observations,0
man at gym just watching tv,1
can 'super coral' save our oceans?,0
john boehner's wife calls for her shutdown king to come back to bed,1
the transformation of justin bieber from a white youth to a black man,0
facebook in real life: politics,0
mississippi town rejects 'historic' lgbtq pride parade despite local support,0
yelp adds hospital wait times and nursing home ratings using propublica data,0
secret agent's back's always been a bit hinky ever since he burst through that skylight and landed in fountain,1
heartbreaking rubio campaign email just asks supporters to send something to make him smile,1
watch obama get a little nostalgic after his final state of the union,0
it is not all farm to table,0
catchphrase from 'the love guru' overheard,1
violence erupts at trump rally after supporters clash with protesting gop leaders,1
accidentally closing browser window with 23 tabs open presents rare chance at new life,1
conservatives upset that gay catholics were invited to meet pope francis at the white house,0
reinventing reality: an interview with the 'party girl' filmmakers in cannes,0
poll: 56% of voters say country better off than it was 4 eons ago,1
excited juror feels like murder trial being put on just for her,1
report: girl who called you a slut in high school posting passionate status about women's march,1
sinead o'connor is 'safe and sound' after emotional facebook post about overdose,0
campaign adviser recommends throwing old blanket over romney for debates,1
want to live to 102? here's how.,0
china is eating trump's lunch,0
hardened white blood cell no longer hesitates to kill viruses,1
chris christie suspends his presidential campaign,0
here's what 'all my life' singers k-ci & jojo look like now,0
butterball releases new travel-size turkey,1
receding floodwaters reveal extent of houston area's post-harvey destruction,0
how does one set a price on a historic site?,0
resolving to be kind: 10 resolutions for 2015,0
evangelical haggard claims he was molested by republican congressman,1
drug-related killings surge in the philippines after duterte's election,0
life much better thanks to recent elections,1
new voting booths lock americans inside for 45 minutes so they can consider decision before casting ballot,1
mexican presidential candidate calls for cutting off thieves' hands,0
chinese human rights activist wu gan sentenced to 8 years in prison,0
grown adult walks right into karate studio,1
why trans musician laura jane grace refuses to cancel her nc show,0
small businessman conducts business on miniature golf course,1
un: israeli freeze on palestinian permits after attack may be collective punishment,0
area teen receives $2 from grandma,1
"one of the biggest mistakes a manager can make, according to linkedin's ceo",0
"israel tells african migrants, asylum-seekers to leave or go to jail",0
sitcom on pbs assumed to be intellectual,1
collecting evidence of war crimes in syria,0
new anti-drug program teaches teens to resist psychiatrist's constant pressure to use drugs,1
bestselling author marie force provides her path to success,0
wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss,0
new gop tax plan requires welfare recipients to apply for each individual piece of food,1
22-year-old gets job at website,1
man dying from cancer spends last good day on phone with insurance company,1
no one notices area man's marginal attempts to change,1
"police, muslim leaders join hands in mourning at westminster bridge",0
"kfc, midas team up for much-anticipated crossover meal",1
report: 250 million americans still need guests on their podcasts this week,1
bryan cranston once married a couple flying over the hollywood sign,0
fast-track derails democracy,0
open sesame' are  not always magic words,0
"heavy rains, flooding damage thousands of homes in the south",0
determined ant requires second flicking,1
lindsey graham vows to uphold john mccain's legacy by blindly supporting gop agenda after grumbling for a few minutes,1
gray wolves sighted in capitol building for first time in 85 years,1
black community united by love of homeboys in outer space episode,1
todd akin spends whole night wondering what went wrong,1
6 questions every parent should ask themselves before telling their kids to 'try harder',0
child makes useless gesture to help struggling family,1
crocodile bites off bush's arm,1
all the faces parents make every day,0
disturbing ad shows how trump is teaching students to hate,0
creating black futures within the present,0
washington monument set up on blind date with eiffel tower,1
game review: 'super mario maker' is a diy triumph,0
top foreign policy officials go after trump for national security council changes,0
eye surgery lets abused dog see his rescuer for the very first time,0
real estate agent warns syrian couple about neighborhood's high war crime rate,1
flu can't wait to get the fuck out of area man's body,1
celebrity collector: alison sweeney,0
"south korea working to formally end the korean war. yes, that korean war.",0
new report finds humanity 10 years away from something called ash age,1
white house releases moving statement honoring woman who called obama an arab in 2008,1
obama hoping jim lehrer doesn't bring up u.s. economy,1
"rick perry speech electrifies 1,200 scared, miserable racists",1
julianne moore stuns in custom chanel,0
ncis' to cease print edition,1
the 5 best basic phones for kids,0
kuwait deploys troop,1
garrison keillor fully deflates after massive sigh,1
memphis airport panda express takes over as nation's most depressing place,1
the one thing you probably didn't know about genetic inheritance,0
cryptozoologist falls for it again,1
sunday roudup,0
laurie hernandez winked at the olympic judges and we all fell in love,0
this is what it's like to free dive with whales,0
medicalert bracelet iced out,1
hillary clinton gives emotional shoutout to daughter of slain sandy hook principal,0
priest regrets vow of celibacy after learning about furries,1
school bully not so tough since being molested,1
ice argues migrants in camps are free to die at any time,1
this dance inspired by 'moonlight' is almost as gorgeous as the real thing,0
humanity still producing new art as though megadeth's 'rust in peace' doesn't already exist,1
heavenly sources confirm joe jackson already screaming at michael,1
budget cuts force british government to shut down mysterious seaside village,1
remembering the gotham book mart,0
invest in human capital,0
kid who mowed white house lawn to flip on trump,1
key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters,0
g.o.p.'s israel support deepens as political contributions shift,0
"good girls have abortions, too, naral chief tells dnc",0
image vs. substance in your self-made journey,0
human rights for hindus remains elusive in some parts of the world,0
john boehner calls harry reid's idea 'nutso',0
americans finally recognize own country again after president does half-assed job walking back humanitarian crimes,1
former adviser says rick perry's campaign in new hampshire has folded,0
"paul reiser, benevolent possessor of many american hearts, looking to direct",1
usda rolls out new school brunch program for wealthier school districts,1
"for city parks, 2014 was the year that was (great)!",0
mega-churchgoer hopes to appear devout on jumbotron,1
40 years on the fence,0
report: american dream now an out-of-court settlement,1
the gift is giving,0
importance of cultural exchange with russia during political frost,0
lowe's introduces 2-way ladder user can also climb down,1
what happens after you crack the glass ceiling,0
one of trump's accusers is bringing a train car full of people to the women's march,0
"reince priebus smiles, shakes head while flipping through old briefing on gop's plans for 2016",1
ebola in sierra leone: 'it reminded me of a conflict zone',0
"how to get kendall jenner's $8,000 outfit for under $200",0
employees annoyed at having to attend 3-hour-long sexual seduction training,1
"man dies after telling police who chased him 'i can't breathe,' sources say",0
"9 things your bridesmaids want -- no, need -- you to know",0
tv commercial for beverage features woefully reckless pouring technique,1
mike pence wonders if an iranian scientist was executed because of hillary clinton's emails,0
the united base of america,0
how to have an eco-friendly christmas,0
"news roundup for august 23, 2017",0
atonal composers gather for atony awards,1
james holmes shows up to court wearing glasses with eyeballs dangling out on springs,1
new study finds americans scoot over at least 10 miles per year,1
garth and kat visit 'snl' for hanukkah,0
decaying city just wants to skip to part where it gets revitalized restaurant scene,1
scott walker is missing!,0
teen weed users may face high risk for dependence,0
marco rubio warms up to trump,0
san francisco makes a major statement against north carolina's hateful new law,0
mythbusters team struck down by zeus,1
donna brazile says hillary rodham clinton high palace of the solar order was almost like a cult,1
lazy fda approves x-ray vision pills,1
how to become a person of influence,0
"22-year-old broke, homeless 10 days after taking control of own finances",1
prince's former flame sheila e. mourns death of music legend: 'thank god love lives forever',0
obama camp vows to win neighborhoods where romney staffers are too afraid to go,1
quiet riot speaks out against nation's poor metal health care,1
prince george and princess charlotte steal the show at the royal wedding,0
"flaws in how we evaluate leaders (from kahneman's thinking, fast and slow)",0
impoverished child in third world dreams about one day leaving light on for no reason,1
"man robbed own grandmother, forced her to drink alcohol: police",0
"cory booker expelled from senate, stripped naked, forced to wander maryland bog in woe for all eternity",1
the perfect to keep a sexy bod and still enjoy your vacation,0
puerto rico to default after missing payment,0
unpopped kernels costing u.s. billions,1
let's wish medicare and medicaid a happy birthday by fighting to protect and expand them,0
why we run: a philosophical look at the value of running,0
"oscars attendees cower in awe as disembodied, all-knowing voice proclaims information about nominees",1
kim jong un reopens long-closed border hotline with south korea,0
"report: kanye west, bill gates, tom hanks all currently reading, enjoying this article",1
report: shopoholism may have killed the shoposauruses,1
"so fuckin' sorry to hear about this shit,' reads outpouring of sympathetic texts from scaramucci's friends, family",1
philly cheesesteak either perfect or disgusting,1
cash-strapped trump forced to replace eric trump with cheap migrant son,1
u.s. soldiers to be equipped with powerful mandibles,1
spanx introduces new shapewear hood to smooth unsightly heads,1
pfizer breaks psychological need to always seek fda's approval,1
gop congressman: getting rich will solve that whole environment thing,0
jim morrison stares creepily out of apartment window,1
engineer's voicemail warned state of bridge cracks 2 days before collapse,0
republicans' 'diversity through imported africans' plan criticized,1
unesco weighs in on debate over where jesus was baptized,0
"ashley graham is done with the 'too fat, too thin' debate",0
claims about andreas lubitz's mental health further stigmatize mental illnesses,0
majority of americans thought we already had a moon base,1
can california assemblyman/surfer travis allen ride a wave of voter discontent into the governor's office?,0
draft biden' effort debuts its first tv ad,0
"can america be saved?: how did 'yes, we can!' become 'no, we couldn't'? (part one)",0
"city to issue deep, meaningful municipal bonds",1
financial planner advises shorter life span,1
8 diy holiday gifts your friends will actually want,0
"4-year-old's idea of barbie, ken marriage involves lots of head collisions",1
area dad looking to get average phone call with adult son down to 47.5 seconds,1
isis operatives destroy hofner bass guitar signed by paul mccartney,1
mark zuckerberg cited for contempt of congress after refusing to shut the fuck up about how he started company in dorm room,1
obama to meet with families of san bernardino shooting victims,0
seaworld dynamites orca that beached itself on concrete walkway,1
clearing the aereo,0
west virginia teachers are making sure their students get fed while they're on strike,0
clinton emotionally ready to start getting blow jobs again,1
"netanyahu plays nice on iran, arabs in washington speech",0
key georgia democrat switches from clinton to sanders,0
[not] cooking off the cuff: new ideas from sicily and naples,0
mark zuckerberg's net worth plunges not even close to enough,1
watch: stone brewing evacuates as wildfire approaches,0
shirtless tonga olympian pita taufatofua wins olympic opening ceremony again,0
nation to wait for more facts on texas shooting before doing absolutely nothing about it,1
pajama-clad child makes turbulent rampage through dinner party,1
trump's hhs nominee got a sweetheart deal from a foreign biotech firm,0
it wasn't just white men who participated in the 'unite the right' rally,0
a conversation with pavel durov,0
democrats unveil 324 million new slogans to appeal to each u.s. resident individually,1
love the real you: the case for self love,0
nipsey russell estate releases volume of previously unpublished couplets,1
new smithsonian exhibit details how fashion pioneers tamed the frumpy west,1
"parkland dad has pointed message for oliver north, nra's new president",0
carhartt introduces rugged work thong,1
"general mills releases tiny toast, its first new cereal in 15 years",0
"russia likely responsible for poisoning spy, uk officials say",0
imf chief lagarde found guilty in french tycoon payout trial,0
"babbling, grinning mitch mcconnell demands emts loading him on stretcher vote yes on healthcare bill",1
fiona apple sends a big 'f**k you' to trump at standing rock benefit concert,0
feds say hydropower capacity could be doubled in u.s.,0
experts say breakfast now sixth most important meal of the day,1
wary michael jackson hologram just trying to keep low profile,1
local band expects things to take off following glowing write-up in soundandfury.wordpress.com,1
dejected dog too sad to walk after being returned to shelter,0
the making of them: tv documentary review (belated),0
man on gurney has brief word with protagonist before entering ambulance,1
australian police charge vatican treasurer over historical sexual assaults,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 11,0
jeeves asked about genital warts,1
new sealy mattress recreates feeling of falling asleep on bus,1
gallant amazon user heroically defends 'fringe' season 2 box set from negative reviewers,1
or do you want to come with me and change the world?,0
"romney, rubio and many others have called trump a 'con man,' but millions of voters are nonetheless lining up behind trump",0
leo dicaprio: green tech can soon meet 100% of global energy needs,0
29-year-old has been going to different friend's wedding every weekend for past 3 years,1
"human throws her cat a snazzy birthday bash, feline is not impressed",0
new parents wisely start college fund that will pay for 12 weeks of education,1
is it possible to spend too much time with a significant other?,0
mcdonald's birthday party to be happiest time in child's life,1
gop's new plan to repeal obamacare is missing one obvious thing,0
widely criticized olympian says his 'arrogance' was actually intentional,0
army drives 9/11 mastermind's lawyer to sacrifice his military career,0
concert security guard would willingly give his life to protect coldplay,1
"villain contends he, hero 'very much alike'",1
why we're still fighting the last war on trade policy,0
"million robot march attended by exactly 1,000,000 robots",1
woman apparently wants to smell edible,1
kim kardashian gives us the first glimpse of saint west,0
alabama quietly strikes bo bice day from state calendar,1
report: u.s. leads world in lost sunglasses,1
some states throw untested rape kits in the trash. these survivors want to change that.,0
fox news host: donald trump could get corporate sponsors for his wall,0
united airlines ceo somehow won a major pr award last month,0
jemele hill honored as nabj's journalist of the year,0
"catholic church speaks out against decadent, sinfully rich dessert",1
"wedding of jew, muslim draws protesters shouting 'death to arabs'",0
rev. run's 'spiritual' experience of speaking about the risk of diabetes,0
homeland security lifts trump travel ban,0
apple watch: success or failure?,0
abby sunderland - concocted history's most extreme plan to get out of a summer job,1
nypd: muslim woman set on fire just before 9/11 anniversary,0
dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities,0
lebron james wears a safety pin on the cover of sports illustrated,0
"report: majority of mothers would drop kids off at warehouse called 'fun zone' for hour of free time, no questions asked",1
michael jackson deposed as king of pop in hitless coup,1
texas education board votes to create classes on mexican-american studies,0
20-something thinking about maybe doing something funny with his facial hair,1
area man wins conversation,1
report: male hair loss 7 times more painful than childbirth,1
kelly clarkson covered 'give me one reason' because she's the best,0
jesus surprises 700 club with walk-on appearance,1
new york times 'faces of the dead' editor just needs a couple more to fill out corner,1
"more 2016 candidates' private numbers, brought to you by trump",0
line of lizards winding out door outside national geographic casting office,1
met janitors hurrying to remove crucified katy perry from museum lobby,1
beauty industry to consumers: 'you like short hair now',1
"father of war hero near tears as he pleads with paul ryan, mitch mcconnell to 'repudiate' trump",0
everything about this republican obamacare repeal vote is nuts,0
friendly note to coworker undergoes eight revisions,1
greyhound launches new in-bus magazine,1
confessions of a serial songwriter: play me,0
the 'adults risking babies' lives for balls' epidemic continues,0
jupiter's liberals worried about their ammonia footprint,1
"right next door: matthew mcgorry, actor",0
"hey, taylor swift, caitlyn jenner got a call from kanye too",0
trump's wavering promises and scandals complicate israel trip,0
you may be funding the gun lobby without even knowing it,0
these #ionceoverheard tweets will make you feel like a genius,0
gondolier ordered to follow that gondola,1
ferguson on edge on first night with curfew,0
fashion industry pretends to care about plus-size models,1
pastor blasts trump's 'shithole' comments in front of mike pence,0
why lady pop stars have no time for slacker anthems,0
twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules,0
fantasized argument getting pretty intense,1
government closes case on ufos after determining sightings just routine psylandorian patrol ships,1
hiv positive man hits london streets for 'heartwarming' experiment,0
why antidepressants won't solve the depression epidemic,0
alpha-bits now available in serif font,1
dave ramsey's daughter reveals the biggest money lesson she learned from dad,0
new report finds americans most interested in science when moon looks different than usual,1
i am not a summertime mom,0
"this week in world war i, november 15-21, 1914",0
the feminine culture: 6 things i learned from women that make me #thrive,0
tick scientists confirm 2017 summer will be best on record,1
teenage pro surfer reportedly killed catching hurricane irma's waves in barbados,0
god unable to remember what year humanity goes extinct,1
what the new superbug means for the fight against antibiotic resistance,0
"according to bar love-tester, inebriated patron okay to drive",1
look: 'thor's helmet' glows in brilliant neon hues,0
al-qaeda member wistfully recalls time when radicalization done face-to-face rather than online,1
senate amendment would dramatically improve how doctors treat heroin addiction,0
success secrets from a sports psychologist,0
stanford sexual assault: students plan graduation protest as anger grows,0
magic-markered initials fail to deter breakroom rice-cake thief,1
what man thinks is recycling takes city workers 2 hours a day to sort,1
"34,000 sign petition against archbishop who reportedly invited kim davis to meet pope",0
photographer highlights kids with rare genetic conditions in stunning photos,0
10 ways i am failing adulthood,0
disney releases first image of 'star wars: rogue one' cast,0
delusional man somehow thinks he's going to get oscar nomination,1
"gm workers strike for 2,000-peso raise",1
investors remind mark zuckerberg he can't fuck with them like the simpering cowards in congress,1
evening's events immediately recapped with digital-camera slide show,1
"recently discovered 13,000-year-old footprints reveal humans danced the charleston earlier than first thought",1
man finds self back at porn store again,1
the 7 things tech companies need to realize about older workers,0
high school history textbook concludes with little blurb about last 40 years,1
"roe made abortions legal, but it doesn't keep women and providers safe",0
powerball ticket sold with all winning numbers in $421 million jackpot,0
police finally make breakthrough in decades-old marijuana possession cold case,1
let's all get naked and pose like frozen chickens,0
"this common nighttime habit is giving you wrinkles, study says",0
special counsel robert mueller probing trump business transactions: report,0
7 numbers that help put the northern california wildfires into perspective,0
10 corners you should never cut when planning a wedding,0
"dennis hastert fights to locate, save neck",1
hallmark debuts 1-square-inch father's day card with no room for writing anything,1
john kerry's hot mic reaction to gaza: 'hell of a pinpoint operation',0
"7 reasons why we love patrick stewart, on his 75th birthday",0
either ming or yuan dynasty seizes control of mainland china,1
when art becomes poison,0
romney enchants nation with lovely concession song,1
jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality,1
watch: ghost riding a tractor swing,0
update: 'the onion' apologizes for killing innocent boston man tom mahoney,1
book-club meeting degenerates into discussion of oscars,1
google doodle celebrates planetary discovery in the most adorable way,0
7 sci-fi writers predict the future of the olympics,0
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
republicans urge obama administration to crack down on sanctuary cities,0
actual proctor met at party,1
freddie prinze jr. fan's favorite color also green,1
defiant manafort enters trial wearing coat made of live puffins,1
"florida newspaper blasts marco rubio: 'you are ripping us off, senator'",0
dutch embassy feels driven to fact-check trump's islamophobic retweet,0
"following ray bradbury's death, thousands of people buy kindle version of book about demise of paper books",1
"senate gop, democrats reach deal imposing new sanctions on russia",0
employee apparently confident enough in job performance to eat snacks during meeting,1
one man's quest to document the highways that tore his city apart,0
"jedi chipmunks fight with lightsabers, universe wins",0
nicole richie's beautiful figure ruined by pregnancy,1
how new orleans proved urban-education reform can work,0
nurses ignore hospital regulations to grant dying man his final wish,0
victor hugo's les lunchables to hit broadway,1
guy with kids to have more kids,1
georgia man shot by police who may have responded to wrong address,0
willow rented,1
kremlin agent not even going to bother trying to compromise trump staffer who will be forced to resign in few months,1
code word: is 'arrogant' the new 'uppity'?,0
why we run: a philosophical look at the value of running,0
"3 dozen chemical, emotional responses activated by phrase 'pigs in a blanket'",1
alternative-medicine practitioner refuses alternative method of payment,1
marco rubio's rivals take aim at his history on immigration,0
comedian shows how easy it is to get a medical marijuana card in california,0
ren & stimpy' creator accused of sexually abusing teen girls,0
the mesmerizing photographs of eva schlegel arrive at park hyatt vienna,0
zero dark thirty' reveals navy seals killed bin laden by frantically throwing whatever they could find at him,1
hillary clinton on las vegas shooting: 'we must stand up to the nra',0
when it's worthwhile to pay extra airline fees,0
democrats force vote to keep net neutrality rules,0
birthday wish wasted on trying to bring dad back,1
a safe birth for imelda,0
every book on area woman's shelves somehow related to coping,1
aunt threatens to devour helpless newborn's toes,1
"as yahoo roils, martha nelson stays focused on media",0
mall debuts pet patrols to save dogs trapped in hot cars,0
national interest in anything hovering around 3 percent,1
no one quite sure why 8-year-old has voice of lifelong chain smoker,1
gunman opens fire in own mcdonald's,1
cloned cheney lacks charm of original,1
facebook friend apparently dead now,1
little piggy dancing to rihanna's 'work' will make your day,0
bruce springsteen concert totally changes area man's mind about voting,1
here comes another massive media deal,0
what older voters expect from donald trump,0
styrofoam to spend next 500 years reflecting on how well it protected blender in transport,1
chris christie's strange justice,0
pope francis kills 3 hours milling around atlanta airport during layover to d.c.,1
study finds growing number of americans would be comfortable with female pep boy,1
donald trump and america's blood sport of choice,0
"after criticism, uber adds wheelchair option in d.c.",0
"lame cyberattack on atlanta doesn't even turn atms, street sweepers into killing machines",1
the bachelorette's 'whaboom' guy was the actual worst,0
hillary clinton taps jay z to urge young black americans to vote,0
confusing insult awkwardly clarified,1
"beautiful moment ripped away' as car plows into anti-racist group in charlottesville, 1 dead",0
"activist remembers those he met on 6,000-mile walk for equality (video)",0
chemical weapons almost certainly killed jewish refugees the u.s. could have taken in,0
swarm of 100 drones dance to beethoven's 'symphony no. 5' in the night sky,0
nation thankful that shellie dean zimmerman was charged with perjury at least,1
gumption rewarded with even more work,1
coworker not nearly as fun drunk as originally suspected,1
"15,000 brown people dead somewhere",1
the spice girls' 'wannabe' music video just got a rad feminist makeover,0
area man relieved friend's short story sucks,1
report: nation secretly hoping dads die first,1
man sort of curious what his last straw is going to be,1
"trump praises veterans, hits media at kennedy center event",0
the water war that will decide the fate of 1 in 8 americans,0
dixie donates $5 million in clean drinking cups to drought-ravaged southern africa,1
only positive statistic of year announced,1
florist saves abusive relationship,1
celebrity killed in mid-air 747 collision,1
nasa calls it a mission as curiosity rover fills up whole 2-gigabyte memory card,1
airline passengers tackle man who rushes cockpit in bomb threat,0
bakery's closing nets man ton of free éclairs,1
"watching tv shows on dvd the way to do it, area man reports",1
after earth ii' tanks at box office,1
trump told friends 'you all just got a lot richer' from tax bill: report,0
"the fbi agents tracked gabriel garcía márquez, washington post reports",0
black voter turnout so far is not good for hillary clinton,0
russian agent disgusted with things he forced to do to pass self off as reddit commenter,1
ex-girlfriend making huge mistake,1
american muslims honor muhammad ali as a champion of their faith,0
us weekly' wins pulitzer for outstanding achievement in photoshopping a rip between divorced celebrity couple,1
turns out pope francis is a fan of beauty vloggers,0
man wastes no time masturbating while roommate gone for weekend,1
jeff bezos tables latest breakthrough cost-cutting idea after realizing it's just slaves,1
these 8 asian american movement stories from the past year show us the way forward,0
nick verreos sees a marriage between fashion geeks and computer geeks,0
tennessee lawmakers want university head to resign for not boosting christmas,0
girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza,0
toddler chokes to death on plastic taiwanese-made toy,1
man brings human skull to florida grocery store: police,0
natalie allen's gps guide for expressing gratitude before bed,0
bush arrives at caribbean summit aboard catamaran one,1
area insurance salesman celebrates 14th year of quoting fletch,1
doctor has troubling amount of available appointment slots,1
jared kushner went to iraq and couldn't have looked more out of place,0
aquarium unveils 'floating carcasses of the pacific' exhibit,1
the sugar industry paid scientists to be on its side as early as the 1960s,0
"women in business q&a: alana, juliette and nicole feld, feld entertainment",0
the secret behind a one day project going viral,0
world's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco,0
holiday pay falls short,0
new department of interior program to reduce deer population by providing free condoms to fawns,1
mckinsey global institute: women's equality would unleash massive growth,0
charlize theron hired to ride struggling cleveland light rail system monday through friday,1
bernie sanders has no time for chris cuomo asking about the 2020 election,0
men's wearhouse introduces clip-on trousers for guys who never learned how to put on pants,1
marco rubio's struggle to be more than a talking point machine,0
husband points out that he vacuumed,1
area woman prefers to get same advice from as many people as possible,1
bush told to sign birthday treaty for someone named 'kyoto',1
construction union seeks to reduce incidence of accidents involving babies crawling on steel i-beams,1
new grill to revive foreman-ali rivalry,1
gore excited after seeing self on tv,1
man abuses child quietly out of respect for other diners,1
bush calls cabinet meeting to get story straight,1
apartment kind where weed just left out on coffee table,1
queer aussie men strip down for intimate indie magazine pictorial,0
bush epa chief chastises trump's climate change denying pick,0
robert e. lee was not an 'honorable man.' he was a white supremacist traitor,0
squirrel who really chunked out unable to look neighborhood residents in eye,1
"education department tells states: if students don't take tests, you will lose funding",0
shoddy chinese-made stock market collapses,1
3 tips to ensure a peaceful thanksgiving,0
justice kennedy out for rest of session with tear in adjudicatory tendon,1
"run, ted cruz, run! hillary clinton and the democrats need you",0
hotcake sales brisk,1
either someone 14th caller or everything on fire at spanish radio station,1
"report: 40,000 people died on ferris wheels this summer",1
westminster dog show finalists form elite iditarod team,1
the oscars of the gif world needs you,0
report: more americans forced to sell gold pocket watch in order to afford set of fine combs for wife,1
doctors: cancer patients who watched the onion's amazon pilot daily showed signs of remission,1
rinkins report: keys to building valuable business relationships,0
this man's tweets cryptically pay homage to a smash mouth classic,0
yogi bear' movie introduces boring cartoon character to new generation,1
study: 74% of home contractors end up accidentally walling themselves in during housing construction,1
the fast food items not even gwyneth paltrow can resist,0
hollywood's biggest stars endure long lines at oscars security screening,1
the empty calories of fossil fuels,0
please stop saying these ridiculous phrases at work,0
monday's morning email: former u.s. attorney says trump fired him after missed call,0
best buy employee wearing different colored shirt for some reason,1
20 suede pieces you'll want to wear all spring,0
"120,000 adoptions for a no-kill animal shelter",0
ashley graham's new swimwear line uses unedited paparazzi photos,0
weird coworker apparently likes walking two miles to work every day,1
man feeling pressure to live up to conversation between barber and customer in next chair,1
rodent clearly making its way through steve bannon's body throughout national security meeting,1
knobby-faced beast may be earliest known to stand tall on all fours,0
here's what happens when a spouse who identified as straight comes out as lgbt,0
mom draws powerful cartoon in response to cincinnati zoo incident,0
researchers quietly chuckling at placebo group,1
surprise bidder for weinstein company wants embattled studio to be led by women,0
comic-con opens with traditional superhero flyover,1
queen elizabeth hides out in bushes to catch whoever keeps stealing packages from buckingham palace porch,1
man can name all parts of the vagina,1
"fast and furious: novels, the media and our changing world",0
hillary clinton on las vegas shooting: 'we must stand up to the nra',0
nation's journalists remember quaint time when 'huffington post' seemed like death of news industry,1
ross ice shelf embarks on world tour,1
dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots,0
being overweight makes the brain age faster -- much faster,0
standoff in ivory coast threatens to boil over into full-scale news blurb,1
rescue animals get the help they need thanks to online donations,0
how to fix an out-of control police state,0
the 'ocean's 8' trailer is finally here and june can't come fast enough,0
new sanctions to stall exxon's arctic oil plans,0
bald man just going to have to accept entire head will turn bright red from time to time,1
arianna huffington urges gop voters to 'trexit' and dump trump,0
icelandic prime minister abruptly ends interview after tax scandal question,0
see the first photo of alicia keys' baby boy!,0
8-month-old sick of staring at pooh's smug face all day,1
man on verge of self-realization instead turns to god,1
"it's simply bursting with creative wonder,' says reviewer of new game where mario sometimes dresses as chef",1
caught on video: that horrifying moment your parachute fails and floats away in the wind,0
new gop plan offers tax breaks on all contributions tucked into congressmen's suit breast pocket,1
child assured most monsters do not exist,1
trump turns miners' lives into a game of russian roulette,0
abc announces ellen will come out in every episode,1
"i'll make those bastards pay,' teary-eyed mueller whispers into locket containing photo of james comey",1
how your morning and nighttime routines affect your health,0
obama has tied reagan in public opinion polls,0
tmz dayton bureau catches secondhand furniture-store owner coming out of all-night truck stop,1
"vladimir putin, florida man, arrested for trespassing at supermarket",0
here's why the internet is convinced kylie jenner is having a baby boy,0
conservative floridian enjoys living under sharia law more than he thought he would,1
north korea nukes self in desperate plea for attention,1
chinese citizens gather in beijing square to watch u.s. national debt clock strike $18 trillion,1
charlie rose opens up about one of his greatest regrets,0
fall of inversions,0
trump's already urging policy changes after nyc terrorist attack -- without waiting for 'the facts',0
thanksgiving in a can: retro faves have long shelf life,0
clinton delivers stump speech in moscow warehouse in effort to appeal to russian hackers,1
breaking: congressmen walking somewhere,1
connecticut man visited by being from another time zone,1
sound technicians resort to hanging donald sutherland upside down in empty stairwell to get optimal voice-over tone,1
meet the 28-year-old who helped pave the way for marriage equality in germany,0
lessons from my father: education is the key to success,0
offended customer's huffy walkout goes unnoticed,1
five lessons of being a multi-millionaire,0
leave no person with disabilities behind,0
5 tricks from mom to help you manage stress,0
fatal school bus crash cements bff status,1
"fetid, shit-covered elon musk announces plan to revolutionize nation's sewage system",1
how we became the heaviest drinkers in a century,0
couple's friendly twitter war shows solo sex is better than fifa,0
bolivia joins dopec,1
trash reading,0
disgruntled bandmates worried rivers cuomo's wife becoming the fifth weezer,1
darrell issa retiring from congress,0
the late show' confirms there's an anti-trump protest for everyone,0
earliest north american human footprints found in surprising spot in canada,0
maryland is beating most nations in olympic gold medals,0
giddy tim kaine presses face against campaign bus window as horse trailer drives by,1
we're so excited about this 'saved by the bell' pop-up restaurant,0
"corporate america's staggering sexism, in 1 chart",0
anchor babies' and the gop's manifest destiny politics,0
americans respond to trump's plans for country with #nobannowall,0
margaret atwood: 'the handmaids are supposed to be aliens',1
"musicals (yes, musicals) are about to shake up podcasting",0
19 women who have a very complicated relationship with grills,0
iran only has half the amount of enriched uranium allowed under nuclear deal,0
epa rolls back emissions standards to increase consumer choice over type of apocalyptic hellscape earth will become,1
rupert murdoch bashes as 'nonsense' concerns about sexual harassment at fox,0
"nothing is more attractive than confidence,' says woman who has apparently never seen sonic the hedgehog cosplay",1
new film takes an honest look at life with a transgender parent,0
when sugar was the answer,0
brooklyn decker and andy roddick are expecting baby no. 2,0
dana cole's gps guide for focusing on your wellness,0
area man hurt,1
even trump voters hate this bill he just signed,0
this man's proposal to his boyfriend is a musical moment you need to see to believe,0
white house increases security after man shows up at oval office looking for obama,1
boss born in 1991,1
"comics not just for kids anymore, reports 85,000th mainstream news story",1
trump shames local 'mexican' judge involved in trump university lawsuit,0
"no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens",1
how this transgender political hopeful plans to capitalize on 'milestone' ruling,0
"1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus",0
"days before the election, one place in washington rose above politics",0
area woman lovingly lint rolling cardigan as if tending to prized stallion,1
these newlyweds have god-like locks and the internet is living for it,0
"offshorers demand: no taxes, no risk",0
catfishing' over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle,0
"comics not just for kids anymore, reports 85,000th mainstream news story",1
"donald trump was about to make jerry falwell, jr. education secretary. let that sink in.",0
"quaaludes are back, reports quaalude-taking journalist",1
american medical association changes stance on self-immolation,1
this rare gene mutation makes some people crave fatty foods,0
san francisco photographer shits out another bridge photo,1
"oh, god, area man making his move",1
when you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up,0
cruel owner chains bike outside in freezing weather,1
director alexia kosmider talks new documentary transjourney (audio),0
66 percent of u.s. citizens object to torture in nonetheless frightening poll,1
woman 7 golden retrievers short of childhood vision,1
how much does trump actually work at mar-a-lago? maybe not so much,0
al franken pledges to make up for sexist behavior over course of next four senate terms,1
opposition to soda ban sad proof that americans still fight for what they believe in,1
laverne cox opens up about cisgender actors playing transgender women,0
middle east peace process?' high time for a new name,0
teachers union claims the 'trump effect' is warping kids' minds,0
robbie krieger goes 51 minutes without mentioning jim morrison,1
anteater to lay off the fire ants for awhile,1
is the us government cooking the books?,0
daniel tosh chuckles through own violent rape,1
migrant and refugee children find a home in greece's intercultural schools,0
no one notices area man's marginal attempts to change,1
this fitness instructor is our new body hero,0
are introverts or extroverts happier?,0
"resist, recruit, train and sustain",0
historical reenactor gets medieval on a drone buzzing overhead,0
new carl's jr. bedtime burger designed to be eaten while asleep,1
orangutan's horrific death underscores need for brands to use certified palm oil,0
woman on gym treadmill cranks incline up to 90 degrees,1
travel mug regales other mugs with stories from road,1
microsoft wants to let you know when the feds are snooping in your email,0
drag race' star willam opens up about break up of 'boy is a bottom' group,0
"with kids, little things are magic",0
we'd like to get our hands on these stephen colbert 'col-bears',0
"france's sarkozy calls for two-speed eu, tighter borders",0
jennifer aniston and justin theroux spend valentine's day in paris,0
how real estate players are bracing for the l train shutdown,0
old man's son also old man,1
paris vows to rebuild notre dame despite cosmic absurdity of seeking inherent meaning in fleeting creations of man,1
nation not sure how to describe mark,1
bugaboo stroller's 'unrealistic' ad causes controversy,0
gay men are caught between happiness and social norms in this short film,0
georgia police search for missing 11-year-old boy,0
baby crow's first word 'caw',1
elena ferrante to write column for the guardian's weekend magazine,0
can california assemblyman/surfer travis allen ride a wave of voter discontent into the governor's office?,0
heart attack a real wake-up call for man's insurance provider,1
photographer creates awesomely surreal pics of his son,0
eric cantor's new job,0
"astronaut eileen collins was supposed to endorse trump in her rnc speech, but didn't",0
palestinian family trapped under rubble thrilled to hear 'gaza' trending on twitter,1
bannon forced to cancel 'muscle & fitness' cover shoot to testify before grand jury,1
fist-pumping jared kushner leaves jerusalem embassy refreshed and ready to solve next global crisis,1
woman-owned businesses on the rise in afghanistan,0
conservation group condemns waterboarding as wasteful,1
prince george really doesn't want to leave australia,0
should banks be allowed to robocall your mobile phone?,0
the middle class is so christmas past,0
"thanks to game of thrones, archery is now cool. you can actually do it & get fit. here's how.",0
colombia's 52-year war is officially over as new peace deal passes,0
breaking: now it's a party!,1
rahm emanuel concerned gun violence could spread to parts of city he gives shit about,1
dnc criticized for overly restrictive debate rules requiring candidates have at least one policy position,1
john kelly apologizes for assuming everyone would ignore abuse allegations like they do in military,1
ivanka on roy moore: 'there's a special place in hell' for child abusers,0
saddam enrages bush with full compliance,1
secretary cracks under administration of third raspberry margarita,1
knowshon moreno asks broncos if there's anything else to drink besides gatorade,1
trump claims star of david picture isn't anti-semitic,0
growth potential,0
burger king looks open,1
woman who left room crying earlier expects to jump back into party just like that,1
this democratic congressman is adopting obama's overtime rules,0
"the case, mr. kerry, give me the case,' demands malaysian ambassador holding dangling john kerry from petronas towers skybridge",1
roy clark deep-fried in beer batter,1
mcdonald's now offering bereavement prices,1
here's how india can become more integrated in global trade,0
cnn holds morning meeting to decide what viewers should panic about for rest of day,1
rex tillerson shoots mike pompeo quick email explaining all the countries,1
kids as crash test dummies: brownback outsources child support services to donor,0
every song on kendrick lamar's new album is charting on billboard's hot 100,0
"ny times columnist david brooks explores sin, virtue in new book",0
nation's deans meet to discuss problem of college girls going wild,1
voter nostalgically looks back at time he was uninformed about candidates,1
the one scandal the trump white house can't lie its way out of,0
man does good job getting drunk,1
area woman has already figured out who killed the vicar,1
tearful salma hayek at a loss for words over manchester attack,0
"big bird, beastie boys mashup tells you how to get to sabotage street",0
man either sick or just at end of workday,1
"this syrian family saved their critically ill son, but now they're trapped with the same illness",0
cinema therapy and robin williams,0
young mom earns $50 million while caring for two children,0
touring raffi refuses to play 'shake my sillies out',1
"tina fey tells the 'most american white lady story' in new movie, 'whiskey tango foxtrot'",0
circus runaway not looking forward to hometown show,1
news report on wartime atrocity even more powerful for its brevity,1
fishermen hook massive rare sawfish in stunning catch and release,0
underprotective father demands daughter arrive home by 10 a.m.,1
report: iran's supreme leader sent obama a secret letter,0
66-year-old 'washington post' reporter hopes he liveblogged state of the union right,1
"on his santa monica mountaintop, a billionaire envisions lofty thoughts on politics and culture",0
monarch butterfly makes directorial debut on 'nature' episode,1
14 things 'parks & recreation' taught us about food,0
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 2,0
the rich get richer,0
switching to renewables will save millions of american lives,0
kid figures he'll go down slide 35 more times then call it a day,1
"medicare for all is coming, no matter what they say",0
area man already knows which chicken tender he's saving for last,1
"elmore leonard, modern prose master, noted for his terse prose style and for writing about things perfectly and succinctly with a remarkable economy of words, unfortunately and sadly expired this gloomy tuesday at the age of 87 years old",1
ecologists urge birds to avert global decline of insects by adopting seed-based diet,1
37-year-old makes absolutely heartbreaking last-ditch effort to get really into new band,1
jennifer lopez comes out with own clothesline line,1
himalayan goat dies following failed everest climb,1
punxsutawney phil beheaded for inaccurate prediction on annual groundhog slaughtering day,1
david cameron to scottish people: 'i'll kill myself if you leave',1
mama duck doesn't recall asking for injured baby to be rescued from road,1
5 pointz landlord says his luxury condos will be just like the graffiti mecca he destroyed,0
area man marks territory on bench with sweaty thigh outline,1
"game of thrones' audience disappointed by season finale's bland, uninspired incest",1
jennifer aniston finally reveals hairstyle that repulsed brad pitt,1
amy krouse rosenthal's daughter continues her late mother's last project,0
desperate wheel of fortune receives approval to use swear words,1
aly raisman is not ok with banning gymnastics leotards to prevent abuse,0
"bill watterson writes, illustrates, shreds new 'calvin and hobbes' strip each morning out of spite",1
npr host raises voice,1
setting up the jokes for maximum effect,0
gated community under siege by savages,1
creative alcoholic comes up with idea to drink a lot,1
watching the world destroy itself,0
"guide your child's intellectual development, part 2",0
child who just wanted clothes spares uncle's feelings by pretending to like xbox,1
non-dominant hand completely botches nail clipping job,1
fucker riding man's ass whole way out to cleveland,1
pushy hermit crab girlfriend wants to move in,1
men and women of armed forces thank local woman for song dedication,1
pope francis concerned about infection from holy spirit bite,1
coworker retreats to remote corner of office to complete disgusting food order,1
minnesota café charges 35 cent 'fee' to protest minimum wage hike,0
prison escapee appears in court,0
gay rights leader lookin' good,1
greece seeks to reassure europe as tensions rise,0
vatican says transgender man cannot become a godparent,0
protesters ejected from donald trump rally after holding up pocket constitutions,0
italian recipes that are oldies but goodies,0
area loser blissfully unaffected by whims of stock market,1