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1025
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thousands of people saw it and one of them was the manual sola morales who was redesigning the waterfront in porto portugal
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1026
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probably one of these numbers is going to have to get pretty near to zero
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humorous
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1028
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i'm told they don't bite in fact they might not even leave that jar
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humorous
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speaking style
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1030
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so the climate changes will be terrible for them
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serious
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1033
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it's an average of about five tons for everyone on the planet
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serious
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1034
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and i particularly remember a really good speech by kim jong il on how to get teens smoking again
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humorous
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1035
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what you should in fact do is employ all of the world's top male and female supermodels pay them to walk the length of the train handing out free chateau petrus for the entire duration of the journey
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humorous
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1036
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they have no side effects or if they do they're imaginary so you can safely ignore them
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humorous
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speaking style
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1038
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and also century ate very very few vegetables rather like contemporary scottish people
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humorous
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1039
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and he planted it in a royal potato patch with guards who had instructions to guard over it night and day but with secret instructions not to guard it very well
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humorous
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speaking style
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1041
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there is your environmental problem solved by the way guys all convicted child molesters have to drive a porsche cayenne
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humorous
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1042
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so the modern equivalent would of course be this
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humorous
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1043
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on the left you have rupert murdoch or the bbc
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humorous
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1049
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it involves limited raw materials
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serious
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speaking style
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1050
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if you had a large red button of this kind on the wall of your home and every time you pressed it it saved dollars for you put dollars into your pension you would save a lot more
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serious
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1051
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like a six if you flip it over it looks like a nine
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serious
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speaking style
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1054
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that was his idea of a performance enhancing drug
|
humorous
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speaking style
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1055
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today one in men in the is at least seven feet tall but a seven man is incredibly rare in the general population so rare that if you know an american man between the ages of and who is at least seven feet tall there's a percent chance he's in the right now
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humorous
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1056
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thirty two men did that last october
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humorous
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1057
|
here's running up the
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humorous
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speaking style
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1058
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now we all have this feeling that we're somehow just getting better as a human race inexorably progressing but it's not like we've evolved into a new species in a century
|
serious
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speaking style
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1059
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now picture the stadium last year at the world championships of the meters thousands of fans waiting with baited breath to see bolt the fastest man in history popping as the nine fastest men in the world coil themselves into their blocks
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serious
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1060
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bolt passes him and as the runners come to the finish you'll hear a beep as each man crosses the line
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serious
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1062
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so i just copied and pasted from my
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humorous
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1063
|
i talked a lot about
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humorous
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1064
|
and they say to me stop complaining
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humorous
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1065
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i'm going to shove it into my bag i'm going to have this email template and i'm going to fill it out and collect information on all these different data points during the date to prove to everybody that empirically these dates really are terrible
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humorous
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1067
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so as it turns out for some reason men who drink scotch reference kinky sex immediately
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humorous
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1068
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i also wanted somebody who would weigh pounds more than me at all times regardless of what i weighed
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humorous
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1069
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these things were also important to me but not necessarily deal breakers
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humorous
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1071
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they all looked really great which turned out to be in sharp contrast to what i had
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humorous
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speaking style
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1072
|
i was the most popular person online
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humorous
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1074
|
they should be fluffy not hard
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humorous
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1075
|
you've got to date around
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serious
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1077
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i figure about half of that are men so that takes the number down to
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serious
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1078
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so i have two possible strategies at this point i'm sort of figuring out
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serious
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speaking style
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1080
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the algorithm matched us up because we share a love of gadgets we share a love of math and data and music and so i agreed to go out with him
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serious
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1081
|
guy and i are really just not meant for each other but we'll part ways as friends when he gets up to go to the bathroom and in the meantime the bill comes to our table
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serious
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1083
|
so i said fine i've got a new plan
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serious
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1085
|
and i guess the one variable that i haven't considered is the competition
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serious
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1088
|
and there i am
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humorous
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1090
|
as i try to get deeper this is slapping on a one person submarine suit some people call this my jacques cousteau meets woody allen moment
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humorous
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1091
|
but we're humans we're terrestrial mammals
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serious
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1093
|
as we go down underwater after about meters all the red is gone
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serious
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1094
|
what'll happen is that the styrofoam peanuts will start moving through our society here and they will accumulate in the people
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humorous
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speaking style
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1095
|
we know that right we've experienced that
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serious
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1096
|
and she's looking as young as ever
|
humorous
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speaking style
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1099
|
new york literary figures dorothy parker robert benchley and robert sherwood all writers in the algonquin round table decided to stand up for transparency and showed up for work the next day with their salary written on signs hanging from their neck
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humorous
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1100
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most of us are uncomfortable with the idea of broadcasting our salary
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serious
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1102
|
i learned a lot about how to deal with that part of the world
|
humorous
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1103
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now i don't know how many of you have ever done that with your kids but if you do please trust me it's the most pressure you can put on a child to say we trust you that you will always do the right thing
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humorous
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speaking style
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1104
|
and i think you will see why the two greatest passions in my life today are children and education
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serious
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1105
|
and somehow to this day i frankly don't know how he was so aware of what was going on in the world but by inviting me to sit down with him when i was only a few years old and playing records in this by mozart and he would tell me how mozart was the most romantic of all the classic composers ever and how claire de which was one of his favorites was a real exposure to me to classical music
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serious
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1108
|
six i can do that
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humorous
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1109
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thank you very much so so usually i am creating a design that is in some way based on the text but this is all the text there is
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humorous
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1113
|
this is a self portrait
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humorous
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1115
|
but i think what we can all agree on is that actual photographs of human mouths at least based on this are off putting
|
humorous
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1116
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i am still waiting for a call from the
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humorous
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1117
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they just didn't even bother to make the and the green those idiots
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humorous
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1118
|
it wasn't clear
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serious
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1119
|
now how many people know what this is okay
|
serious
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1120
|
clarity gets to the point
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serious
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speaking style
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1121
|
here's an example of a design that i've done recently for a novel by murakami who i've done design work for for over years now and this is a novel about a young man who has four dear friends who all of a sudden after their freshman year of college completely cut him off with no explanation and he is devastated
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serious
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speaking style
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1123
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this led me to graffiti
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serious
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speaking style
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1124
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and then pearl harbor happens and as if his life wasn't difficult enough now the race relations have really ratcheted up and then the japanese american internment camps are quickly created and there's lots of tension and horrible stuff as he's still trying to solve this murder
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serious
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1130
|
yes
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humorous
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1131
|
today we have the third largest film industry in the world
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serious
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1132
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the way to read this slide is to look at your age on the horizontal axis
|
humorous
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1134
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and what we're learning is going to shed some light on what the romantic writers and poets described as the celestial openness of the child's mind
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serious
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1146
|
i was there to solve world hunger
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humorous
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speaking style
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1147
|
so i strode into the headquarters building and my eyes scanned the row of un flags and i smiled as i thought to myself the engineer is here
|
humorous
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speaking style
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1149
|
you're welcome
|
humorous
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speaking style
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1150
|
it's the right idea but at the wrong time and the right idea at the wrong time is the wrong idea
|
humorous
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1151
|
it finally is the right idea at the right time
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humorous
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1152
|
it's inspiring
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serious
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speaking style
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1154
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that's already over different combinations
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serious
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speaking style
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1155
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it turned out to be incredibly successful
|
serious
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speaking style
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1156
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they brought in companies
|
serious
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speaking style
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1157
|
i've been in the private sector for two years now
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serious
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1161
|
i made a physical version of bird that could never be taken off the app store
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humorous
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1163
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after all we all played with those since we were kids and they are also pretty cheap and can be found anywhere around the house
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serious
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1164
|
i noticed a lot of people from very diverse backgrounds started coming to our workshops
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serious
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speaking style
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1165
|
perhaps one solution could be to introduce technology to students through creative projects
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serious
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1172
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but we had a philosophy which is it only has to look good for a thousandth of a second
|
humorous
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1173
|
so we have two halves of one of the best kitchens in the world
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humorous
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1174
|
and it's largely what you would find in these books
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serious
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1175
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there's a chef in spain named ferran adria
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serious
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1176
|
thank you
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humorous
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1177
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so let's switch back to that
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humorous
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1178
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and they actually use the nintendo remote
|
serious
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1179
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so i'm going to show you how to create one with a remote
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serious
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1197
|
it's just boring letters and she was right
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humorous
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1199
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and i did
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serious
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1200
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we're not the only ones
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humorous
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1204
|
no you're not
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humorous
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1206
|
we start with poverty
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serious
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1208
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but they kept at it and i now understand why they did what they did
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serious
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1210
|
and i was scared
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humorous
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1213
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don't just tell me that you study but tell me that you study which is the mesh like structure of our bones because it's important to understanding and treating osteoporosis
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1214
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they don't have any shoes yet
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