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10380
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and he noticed a large stain in the center of the rug
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10381
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maybe amongst themselves they had a few good laughs but stalin was a paranoid man even more than my father
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humorous
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10382
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but in her lexicon sorry the rest unknown thank you is sorry the rest unknown go to hell because she couldn't care less
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humorous
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10383
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so and that's a song about how everybody's miserable because you know we're from russia
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10384
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and she said i knew it was he
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humorous
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10385
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i think the family should open a store there and sell chocolate
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10386
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and then my aunt frances dies and before she died she tried to pay with low packets for her bagel
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humorous
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10387
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so i was fortunate enough to be born a very dreamy child
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serious
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10388
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and we started a studio
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serious
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speaking style
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10390
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so i hopefully am writing you know books that are good for children and for adults
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serious
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10391
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and the chair in the background is my favorite chair
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serious
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speaking style
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10392
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it really scares me because my life is too random and too confused and i enjoy it that way
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serious
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10393
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and with him i was able to do a project that was really fantastic
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serious
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10395
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well susan this is a fine mess you are in
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serious
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10396
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so what i did when i was painting was i started singing because i really adore singing and i think that music is the highest form of all art
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serious
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10397
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i'm going to read quickly and probably i'm going to edit some because i don't have that much time left a few of the columns
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serious
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10402
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of course sea cucumbers shoot them out their rears which in my opinion makes them much more interesting a superhero
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humorous
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10404
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so imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom
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humorous
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10405
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so you have to make a living cartooning
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serious
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speaking style
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10407
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but that day i flew low over the islands it was a family trip to the caribbean and i flew in a small plane low over the islands
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serious
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10418
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i'm just going to throw this into an orbit and see if i can paint everybody's shoes in the front
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humorous
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10420
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this little boy is looking up at his father and he says daddy when i grow up i want to be a former president
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humorous
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10422
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there are a couple of reasons for this that i'll mention to begin with
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serious
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10425
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ninety percent of everything is crap so there's this to prove that sturgeon was correct
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humorous
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10427
|
by the way you reacted i can see your lack of interest
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humorous
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10431
|
now no no no
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serious
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10434
|
audience member the black card
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serious
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10435
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he said it could be a high spade or a low spade
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serious
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10438
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what i wanted to be was an archaeologist of the past a discoverer of literature an indiana jones without the whip or actually with the whip
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humorous
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10439
|
in fact just before african scholars had collected a random assortment of old books and left them out for the terrorists to burn
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serious
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10448
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i gotta get back out my baseball ability here
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humorous
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10449
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people have used microscopes to look at the microbes that cover us i know you're not paying attention to me but
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humorous
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10450
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and i was getting up every five minutes to pee and drinking everybody's water at the table and i think they all thought i was a
|
humorous
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10451
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that night i was taken into the emergency room and diagnosed as a type diabetic in full blown
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serious
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10452
|
and so we just heard about the sequencing
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serious
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10453
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and that comes back to the diabetes story i was telling you
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serious
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10455
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they would not leave me alone until i let them have a piece but it was not a good one
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10456
|
mr
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humorous
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speaking style
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10460
|
in appearance he resembled mahatma gandhi minus the loincloth plus orthopedic boots
|
serious
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10461
|
he had friends in high places who assured him that he was of great value to the economy
|
serious
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10463
|
but it slightly bores me
|
humorous
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10466
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and so i applied to and they turned me down
|
humorous
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10467
|
so we were told to build no more models we were incompetent
|
humorous
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10468
|
i have nothing to do no qualifications for anything
|
humorous
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10469
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and i read it and it was just it was crap
|
humorous
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10470
|
so we were happy
|
humorous
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10471
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so you know if it didn't work this way you might as well believe it because you didn't have any other scheme
|
humorous
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10472
|
it was really you know sort of a time
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10474
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and i'm smiling sort of forced i think because the girl i had boy she was gone
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10475
|
no use for it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10476
|
ok
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humorous
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speaking style
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10479
|
and oh that's the book little book
|
serious
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10480
|
but wilkins you know thought was the best bet and he showed this x ray photograph
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serious
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10481
|
i mean in those days it was the domain of the physicists
|
serious
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10482
|
not solve it like you know in rigorous fashion but build a model an electro model using some coordinates of you know length all that sort of stuff from x ray photographs
|
serious
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speaking style
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10483
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and certainly neither crick or i were chemists so we tried to build a model
|
serious
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10484
|
he'll build a model and then we're going to be scooped
|
serious
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10485
|
rosalind franklin was leaving in about two months and after she left he would start building models
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serious
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10486
|
and so crick and i you know started building models and i'd learned a little chemistry but not enough
|
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10487
|
he said they were wrong
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serious
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10488
|
the next five years there were essentially something like five references to our work in nature none
|
serious
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10489
|
so that's the first cracking of the genetic code and it was all over by
|
serious
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10491
|
and you can see on the top that cancers which are bad show or deletions
|
serious
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10494
|
i witnessed my brothers and my siblings continuously stopped and frisked by law enforcement
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serious
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10498
|
we have real specific instructions here not to talk about politics
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10500
|
oh it's going to be so much fun
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10502
|
al gore invented the internet and because of that something that we used for a whole year excuse me a whole decade for fun became everything our commerce our research our communication and if we let the guys think for another couple weekends we can add a dozen more things to the list
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10504
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it started in when the wright brothers flew in paris and everybody said ooh hey i can do that
|
serious
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10506
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i spent about seven years during the vietnam war flight testing airplanes for the air force
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serious
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10507
|
the most impressive airplane ever i believe was designed only a dozen years after the first operational jet
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serious
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10509
|
being that hungry has left an interesting mental scar which is that i've been up every hotel buffet that i can find
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10510
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but as bob hope put it i feel very humble but i think i have the strength of character to fight it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10514
|
every life form on this planet every insect every bacteria every plant every animal every human every politician is coded in that stuff
|
humorous
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10515
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and it's beginning to tell us a lot about evolution
|
humorous
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10516
|
it will read like this
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humorous
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10519
|
take a simple sentence
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humorous
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10520
|
this is the way it should be seen
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10522
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and if you want to get more specific it's actually specific zip codes
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10523
|
not integrated circuits indians and chinese
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humorous
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speaking style
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10524
|
moderator two minutes
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10525
|
and when they were subject to the plague most people didn't survive but those who survived had a mutation on the receptor
|
serious
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speaking style
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10527
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and we're finding amoebas like this
|
serious
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10528
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this funky little thing people didn't used to think that it was worth taking samples out of nuclear reactors because it was dangerous and of course nothing lived there
|
serious
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speaking style
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10531
|
i mean george bush he's going to be gone alright life isn't
|
serious
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10532
|
they can't do it naturally so what they do with this thing is they take a spoon take some cells out of an adult mouth code take the cells from that and insert it into a fertilized cow's egg reprogram cow's egg different gene code
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serious
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10533
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and when we learn how to close the gene gaps then we can put a full string of together
|
serious
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10534
|
huge gene sequencing facilities the size of football fields
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serious
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10535
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this changes all rules
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serious
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10537
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no one put a curse on my mother's uterus and i didn't get it because my parents are first cousins which they are
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10539
|
or maybe not
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serious
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speaking style
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10544
|
i prefer blood shift
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10547
|
national record attempt
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serious
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10548
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andy andy how are you doing she said using the name of my older brother
|
humorous
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10549
|
early filer and late filer
|
humorous
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10551
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so it turned out that starting a council of dads was a very efficient way to find out what my wife really thought of my friends
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10552
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and when i have no more love left i just drink milk because that's where love comes from
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humorous
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speaking style
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10553
|
i was like david cries when you invite him to take a walk
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humorous
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speaking style
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10554
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that's why they were called ape hangers
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serious
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10555
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i was for all the world the walking guy
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serious
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10556
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i have cancer
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