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10380
and he noticed a large stain in the center of the rug
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10381
maybe amongst themselves they had a few good laughs but stalin was a paranoid man even more than my father
humorous
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10382
but in her lexicon sorry the rest unknown thank you is sorry the rest unknown go to hell because she couldn't care less
humorous
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10383
so and that's a song about how everybody's miserable because you know we're from russia
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10384
and she said i knew it was he
humorous
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10385
i think the family should open a store there and sell chocolate
humorous
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10386
and then my aunt frances dies and before she died she tried to pay with low packets for her bagel
humorous
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10387
so i was fortunate enough to be born a very dreamy child
serious
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10388
and we started a studio
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10390
so i hopefully am writing you know books that are good for children and for adults
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10391
and the chair in the background is my favorite chair
serious
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10392
it really scares me because my life is too random and too confused and i enjoy it that way
serious
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10393
and with him i was able to do a project that was really fantastic
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10395
well susan this is a fine mess you are in
serious
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10396
so what i did when i was painting was i started singing because i really adore singing and i think that music is the highest form of all art
serious
speaking style
10397
i'm going to read quickly and probably i'm going to edit some because i don't have that much time left a few of the columns
serious
speaking style
10402
of course sea cucumbers shoot them out their rears which in my opinion makes them much more interesting a superhero
humorous
speaking style
10404
so imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom
humorous
speaking style
10405
so you have to make a living cartooning
serious
speaking style
10407
but that day i flew low over the islands it was a family trip to the caribbean and i flew in a small plane low over the islands
serious
speaking style
10418
i'm just going to throw this into an orbit and see if i can paint everybody's shoes in the front
humorous
speaking style
10420
this little boy is looking up at his father and he says daddy when i grow up i want to be a former president
humorous
speaking style
10422
there are a couple of reasons for this that i'll mention to begin with
serious
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10425
ninety percent of everything is crap so there's this to prove that sturgeon was correct
humorous
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10427
by the way you reacted i can see your lack of interest
humorous
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10431
now no no no
serious
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10434
audience member the black card
serious
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10435
he said it could be a high spade or a low spade
serious
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10438
what i wanted to be was an archaeologist of the past a discoverer of literature an indiana jones without the whip or actually with the whip
humorous
speaking style
10439
in fact just before african scholars had collected a random assortment of old books and left them out for the terrorists to burn
serious
speaking style
10448
i gotta get back out my baseball ability here
humorous
speaking style
10449
people have used microscopes to look at the microbes that cover us i know you're not paying attention to me but
humorous
speaking style
10450
and i was getting up every five minutes to pee and drinking everybody's water at the table and i think they all thought i was a
humorous
speaking style
10451
that night i was taken into the emergency room and diagnosed as a type diabetic in full blown
serious
speaking style
10452
and so we just heard about the sequencing
serious
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10453
and that comes back to the diabetes story i was telling you
serious
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10455
they would not leave me alone until i let them have a piece but it was not a good one
humorous
speaking style
10456
mr
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10460
in appearance he resembled mahatma gandhi minus the loincloth plus orthopedic boots
serious
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10461
he had friends in high places who assured him that he was of great value to the economy
serious
speaking style
10463
but it slightly bores me
humorous
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10466
and so i applied to and they turned me down
humorous
speaking style
10467
so we were told to build no more models we were incompetent
humorous
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10468
i have nothing to do no qualifications for anything
humorous
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10469
and i read it and it was just it was crap
humorous
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10470
so we were happy
humorous
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10471
so you know if it didn't work this way you might as well believe it because you didn't have any other scheme
humorous
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10472
it was really you know sort of a time
humorous
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10474
and i'm smiling sort of forced i think because the girl i had boy she was gone
humorous
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10475
no use for it
humorous
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10476
ok
humorous
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10479
and oh that's the book little book
serious
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10480
but wilkins you know thought was the best bet and he showed this x ray photograph
serious
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10481
i mean in those days it was the domain of the physicists
serious
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10482
not solve it like you know in rigorous fashion but build a model an electro model using some coordinates of you know length all that sort of stuff from x ray photographs
serious
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10483
and certainly neither crick or i were chemists so we tried to build a model
serious
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10484
he'll build a model and then we're going to be scooped
serious
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10485
rosalind franklin was leaving in about two months and after she left he would start building models
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10486
and so crick and i you know started building models and i'd learned a little chemistry but not enough
serious
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10487
he said they were wrong
serious
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10488
the next five years there were essentially something like five references to our work in nature none
serious
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10489
so that's the first cracking of the genetic code and it was all over by
serious
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10491
and you can see on the top that cancers which are bad show or deletions
serious
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10494
i witnessed my brothers and my siblings continuously stopped and frisked by law enforcement
serious
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10498
we have real specific instructions here not to talk about politics
humorous
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10500
oh it's going to be so much fun
humorous
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10502
al gore invented the internet and because of that something that we used for a whole year excuse me a whole decade for fun became everything our commerce our research our communication and if we let the guys think for another couple weekends we can add a dozen more things to the list
humorous
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10504
it started in when the wright brothers flew in paris and everybody said ooh hey i can do that
serious
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10506
i spent about seven years during the vietnam war flight testing airplanes for the air force
serious
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10507
the most impressive airplane ever i believe was designed only a dozen years after the first operational jet
serious
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10509
being that hungry has left an interesting mental scar which is that i've been up every hotel buffet that i can find
humorous
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10510
but as bob hope put it i feel very humble but i think i have the strength of character to fight it
humorous
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10514
every life form on this planet every insect every bacteria every plant every animal every human every politician is coded in that stuff
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10515
and it's beginning to tell us a lot about evolution
humorous
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10516
it will read like this
humorous
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10519
take a simple sentence
humorous
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10520
this is the way it should be seen
humorous
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10522
and if you want to get more specific it's actually specific zip codes
humorous
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10523
not integrated circuits indians and chinese
humorous
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10524
moderator two minutes
humorous
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10525
and when they were subject to the plague most people didn't survive but those who survived had a mutation on the receptor
serious
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10527
and we're finding amoebas like this
serious
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10528
this funky little thing people didn't used to think that it was worth taking samples out of nuclear reactors because it was dangerous and of course nothing lived there
serious
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10531
i mean george bush he's going to be gone alright life isn't
serious
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10532
they can't do it naturally so what they do with this thing is they take a spoon take some cells out of an adult mouth code take the cells from that and insert it into a fertilized cow's egg reprogram cow's egg different gene code
serious
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10533
and when we learn how to close the gene gaps then we can put a full string of together
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10534
huge gene sequencing facilities the size of football fields
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10535
this changes all rules
serious
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10537
no one put a curse on my mother's uterus and i didn't get it because my parents are first cousins which they are
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10539
or maybe not
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10544
i prefer blood shift
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10547
national record attempt
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10548
andy andy how are you doing she said using the name of my older brother
humorous
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10549
early filer and late filer
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10551
so it turned out that starting a council of dads was a very efficient way to find out what my wife really thought of my friends
humorous
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10552
and when i have no more love left i just drink milk because that's where love comes from
humorous
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10553
i was like david cries when you invite him to take a walk
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10554
that's why they were called ape hangers
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10555
i was for all the world the walking guy
serious
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10556
i have cancer
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