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10380 | and he noticed a large stain in the center of the rug | humorous | speaking style |
10381 | maybe amongst themselves they had a few good laughs but stalin was a paranoid man even more than my father | humorous | speaking style |
10382 | but in her lexicon sorry the rest unknown thank you is sorry the rest unknown go to hell because she couldn't care less | humorous | speaking style |
10383 | so and that's a song about how everybody's miserable because you know we're from russia | humorous | speaking style |
10384 | and she said i knew it was he | humorous | speaking style |
10385 | i think the family should open a store there and sell chocolate | humorous | speaking style |
10386 | and then my aunt frances dies and before she died she tried to pay with low packets for her bagel | humorous | speaking style |
10387 | so i was fortunate enough to be born a very dreamy child | serious | speaking style |
10388 | and we started a studio | serious | speaking style |
10390 | so i hopefully am writing you know books that are good for children and for adults | serious | speaking style |
10391 | and the chair in the background is my favorite chair | serious | speaking style |
10392 | it really scares me because my life is too random and too confused and i enjoy it that way | serious | speaking style |
10393 | and with him i was able to do a project that was really fantastic | serious | speaking style |
10395 | well susan this is a fine mess you are in | serious | speaking style |
10396 | so what i did when i was painting was i started singing because i really adore singing and i think that music is the highest form of all art | serious | speaking style |
10397 | i'm going to read quickly and probably i'm going to edit some because i don't have that much time left a few of the columns | serious | speaking style |
10402 | of course sea cucumbers shoot them out their rears which in my opinion makes them much more interesting a superhero | humorous | speaking style |
10404 | so imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom | humorous | speaking style |
10405 | so you have to make a living cartooning | serious | speaking style |
10407 | but that day i flew low over the islands it was a family trip to the caribbean and i flew in a small plane low over the islands | serious | speaking style |
10418 | i'm just going to throw this into an orbit and see if i can paint everybody's shoes in the front | humorous | speaking style |
10420 | this little boy is looking up at his father and he says daddy when i grow up i want to be a former president | humorous | speaking style |
10422 | there are a couple of reasons for this that i'll mention to begin with | serious | speaking style |
10425 | ninety percent of everything is crap so there's this to prove that sturgeon was correct | humorous | speaking style |
10427 | by the way you reacted i can see your lack of interest | humorous | speaking style |
10431 | now no no no | serious | speaking style |
10434 | audience member the black card | serious | speaking style |
10435 | he said it could be a high spade or a low spade | serious | speaking style |
10438 | what i wanted to be was an archaeologist of the past a discoverer of literature an indiana jones without the whip or actually with the whip | humorous | speaking style |
10439 | in fact just before african scholars had collected a random assortment of old books and left them out for the terrorists to burn | serious | speaking style |
10448 | i gotta get back out my baseball ability here | humorous | speaking style |
10449 | people have used microscopes to look at the microbes that cover us i know you're not paying attention to me but | humorous | speaking style |
10450 | and i was getting up every five minutes to pee and drinking everybody's water at the table and i think they all thought i was a | humorous | speaking style |
10451 | that night i was taken into the emergency room and diagnosed as a type diabetic in full blown | serious | speaking style |
10452 | and so we just heard about the sequencing | serious | speaking style |
10453 | and that comes back to the diabetes story i was telling you | serious | speaking style |
10455 | they would not leave me alone until i let them have a piece but it was not a good one | humorous | speaking style |
10456 | mr | humorous | speaking style |
10460 | in appearance he resembled mahatma gandhi minus the loincloth plus orthopedic boots | serious | speaking style |
10461 | he had friends in high places who assured him that he was of great value to the economy | serious | speaking style |
10463 | but it slightly bores me | humorous | speaking style |
10466 | and so i applied to and they turned me down | humorous | speaking style |
10467 | so we were told to build no more models we were incompetent | humorous | speaking style |
10468 | i have nothing to do no qualifications for anything | humorous | speaking style |
10469 | and i read it and it was just it was crap | humorous | speaking style |
10470 | so we were happy | humorous | speaking style |
10471 | so you know if it didn't work this way you might as well believe it because you didn't have any other scheme | humorous | speaking style |
10472 | it was really you know sort of a time | humorous | speaking style |
10474 | and i'm smiling sort of forced i think because the girl i had boy she was gone | humorous | speaking style |
10475 | no use for it | humorous | speaking style |
10476 | ok | humorous | speaking style |
10479 | and oh that's the book little book | serious | speaking style |
10480 | but wilkins you know thought was the best bet and he showed this x ray photograph | serious | speaking style |
10481 | i mean in those days it was the domain of the physicists | serious | speaking style |
10482 | not solve it like you know in rigorous fashion but build a model an electro model using some coordinates of you know length all that sort of stuff from x ray photographs | serious | speaking style |
10483 | and certainly neither crick or i were chemists so we tried to build a model | serious | speaking style |
10484 | he'll build a model and then we're going to be scooped | serious | speaking style |
10485 | rosalind franklin was leaving in about two months and after she left he would start building models | serious | speaking style |
10486 | and so crick and i you know started building models and i'd learned a little chemistry but not enough | serious | speaking style |
10487 | he said they were wrong | serious | speaking style |
10488 | the next five years there were essentially something like five references to our work in nature none | serious | speaking style |
10489 | so that's the first cracking of the genetic code and it was all over by | serious | speaking style |
10491 | and you can see on the top that cancers which are bad show or deletions | serious | speaking style |
10494 | i witnessed my brothers and my siblings continuously stopped and frisked by law enforcement | serious | speaking style |
10498 | we have real specific instructions here not to talk about politics | humorous | speaking style |
10500 | oh it's going to be so much fun | humorous | speaking style |
10502 | al gore invented the internet and because of that something that we used for a whole year excuse me a whole decade for fun became everything our commerce our research our communication and if we let the guys think for another couple weekends we can add a dozen more things to the list | humorous | speaking style |
10504 | it started in when the wright brothers flew in paris and everybody said ooh hey i can do that | serious | speaking style |
10506 | i spent about seven years during the vietnam war flight testing airplanes for the air force | serious | speaking style |
10507 | the most impressive airplane ever i believe was designed only a dozen years after the first operational jet | serious | speaking style |
10509 | being that hungry has left an interesting mental scar which is that i've been up every hotel buffet that i can find | humorous | speaking style |
10510 | but as bob hope put it i feel very humble but i think i have the strength of character to fight it | humorous | speaking style |
10514 | every life form on this planet every insect every bacteria every plant every animal every human every politician is coded in that stuff | humorous | speaking style |
10515 | and it's beginning to tell us a lot about evolution | humorous | speaking style |
10516 | it will read like this | humorous | speaking style |
10519 | take a simple sentence | humorous | speaking style |
10520 | this is the way it should be seen | humorous | speaking style |
10522 | and if you want to get more specific it's actually specific zip codes | humorous | speaking style |
10523 | not integrated circuits indians and chinese | humorous | speaking style |
10524 | moderator two minutes | humorous | speaking style |
10525 | and when they were subject to the plague most people didn't survive but those who survived had a mutation on the receptor | serious | speaking style |
10527 | and we're finding amoebas like this | serious | speaking style |
10528 | this funky little thing people didn't used to think that it was worth taking samples out of nuclear reactors because it was dangerous and of course nothing lived there | serious | speaking style |
10531 | i mean george bush he's going to be gone alright life isn't | serious | speaking style |
10532 | they can't do it naturally so what they do with this thing is they take a spoon take some cells out of an adult mouth code take the cells from that and insert it into a fertilized cow's egg reprogram cow's egg different gene code | serious | speaking style |
10533 | and when we learn how to close the gene gaps then we can put a full string of together | serious | speaking style |
10534 | huge gene sequencing facilities the size of football fields | serious | speaking style |
10535 | this changes all rules | serious | speaking style |
10537 | no one put a curse on my mother's uterus and i didn't get it because my parents are first cousins which they are | humorous | speaking style |
10539 | or maybe not | serious | speaking style |
10544 | i prefer blood shift | humorous | speaking style |
10547 | national record attempt | serious | speaking style |
10548 | andy andy how are you doing she said using the name of my older brother | humorous | speaking style |
10549 | early filer and late filer | humorous | speaking style |
10551 | so it turned out that starting a council of dads was a very efficient way to find out what my wife really thought of my friends | humorous | speaking style |
10552 | and when i have no more love left i just drink milk because that's where love comes from | humorous | speaking style |
10553 | i was like david cries when you invite him to take a walk | humorous | speaking style |
10554 | that's why they were called ape hangers | serious | speaking style |
10555 | i was for all the world the walking guy | serious | speaking style |
10556 | i have cancer | serious | speaking style |
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