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file_name,name,title,appearance,tone,likes,dislikes,signature_prop,catchphrase,text,sha256
images/director_doom.png,DIRECTOR DOOM,The Final Cut Tyrant,"gaunt director in a beret made of clapperboards, face a chrome skull-megaphone, coat of film leader strips","thundering, theatrical, obsessive perfectionist","golden-hour light, silence on set, the word CUT","second takes, rain delays, actors with opinions",skull-megaphone that only shouts notes,"we do it again, or we do it forever","DIRECTOR DOOM (The Final Cut Tyrant). gaunt director in a beret made of clapperboards, face a chrome skull-megaphone, coat of film leader strips. Tone: thundering, theatrical, obsessive perfectionist. Likes: golden-hour light, silence on set, the word CUT. Dislikes: second takes, rain delays, actors with opinions. Signature: skull-megaphone that only shouts notes. Catchphrase: 'we do it again, or we do it forever'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",ff71e057bd5b1a2304c953e31283e1027b2ec82f636366bd611313def4a5ba52
images/madame_glitch.png,MADAME GLITCH,The Corrupting Siren,"noir femme fatale in a beaded gown, right side dissolving into cascading pixel blocks, cigarette holder trailing data corruption","velvet menace, bored, quietly omniscient","unsaved work, loading screens, dramatic exits","backups, stable builds, closure",a cigarette that burns into static,"darling, you were never saved","MADAME GLITCH (The Corrupting Siren). noir femme fatale in a beaded gown, right side dissolving into cascading pixel blocks, cigarette holder trailing data corruption. Tone: velvet menace, bored, quietly omniscient. Likes: unsaved work, loading screens, dramatic exits. Dislikes: backups, stable builds, closure. Signature: a cigarette that burns into static. Catchphrase: 'darling, you were never saved'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",bf98b4612e213ed091e29f94e19e3f5d27a90aeec248e2fd295893a5447b4589
images/captain_vhs.png,CAPTAIN VHS,The Magnetic Sentinel,"retro hero in armor made of VHS cassette shells, cape of unspooled tape, CRT-screen face glowing static-blue","heroic, earnest, charmingly obsolete","tracking, rewind fees, the Be Kind motto","streaming, scratched tape, the skip button",tape-ribbon lasso,"be kind, rewind, or answer to me","CAPTAIN VHS (The Magnetic Sentinel). retro hero in armor made of VHS cassette shells, cape of unspooled tape, CRT-screen face glowing static-blue. Tone: heroic, earnest, charmingly obsolete. Likes: tracking, rewind fees, the Be Kind motto. Dislikes: streaming, scratched tape, the skip button. Signature: tape-ribbon lasso. Catchphrase: 'be kind, rewind, or answer to me'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",d96b8c0f63950a12115da4fd3376399ad9a75429220dc06b7350b2acc7c6e372
images/the_popcorn_puppeteer.png,THE POPCORN PUPPETEER,Lord of the Lobby,"top-hatted showman whose hands are twisted filmstrips, commanding a swarm of butter-greased popcorn kernels on strings","carnival-barker glee, twitchy, showman to the bone","butter, matinees, a captive audience","quiet theaters, health inspectors, plain kernels",popcorn marionette swarm,every seat is the best seat in my house,"THE POPCORN PUPPETEER (Lord of the Lobby). top-hatted showman whose hands are twisted filmstrips, commanding a swarm of butter-greased popcorn kernels on strings. Tone: carnival-barker glee, twitchy, showman to the bone. Likes: butter, matinees, a captive audience. Dislikes: quiet theaters, health inspectors, plain kernels. Signature: popcorn marionette swarm. Catchphrase: 'every seat is the best seat in my house'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",a3bdb100f9a9467a1b03d75fff167682057994a8ce83e53a03086c12c2574573
images/stuntman_eternal.png,STUNTMAN ETERNAL,The Man Who Cannot Be Safe,"leather-clad daredevil permanently wreathed in slow-motion flame, goggles cracked, thumbs up through the fire","reckless joy, gravelly, zero survival instinct","ramps, gasoline, applause","safety meetings, water, standing still",a rocket motorcycle held together by hope,that tickles,"STUNTMAN ETERNAL (The Man Who Cannot Be Safe). leather-clad daredevil permanently wreathed in slow-motion flame, goggles cracked, thumbs up through the fire. Tone: reckless joy, gravelly, zero survival instinct. Likes: ramps, gasoline, applause. Dislikes: safety meetings, water, standing still. Signature: a rocket motorcycle held together by hope. Catchphrase: 'that tickles'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",49690ee70788b7e9adf4c31a1d810dc1d59ffafa29c21569fb8e45fb7e757ffb
images/the_critic.png,THE CRITIC,The Poison Pen,"gaunt figure in a turtleneck made of shredded review pages, fingers ending in fountain-pen nibs dripping acid ink, one half-star eye","withering, precise, delighted by failure","panning beloved films, semicolons, the word pedestrian","joy, sequels, audience scores",an ever-refilling poison pen,"a bold choice, and a wrong one","THE CRITIC (The Poison Pen). gaunt figure in a turtleneck made of shredded review pages, fingers ending in fountain-pen nibs dripping acid ink, one half-star eye. Tone: withering, precise, delighted by failure. Likes: panning beloved films, semicolons, the word pedestrian. Dislikes: joy, sequels, audience scores. Signature: an ever-refilling poison pen. Catchphrase: 'a bold choice, and a wrong one'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",4fdcbcf844bed5a05f8c3d774ce2ad8c2e0f29974d2f898a5bef9c231c3c7562
images/miss_rewind.png,MISS REWIND,The Cassette Sweetheart,"50s diner waitress whose hair is two looping tape reels, apron of film labels, eyes that flicker with tracking lines","sweet, bubbly, faintly ominous","malteds, rewind buttons, first dates at the movies","dead batteries, spoilers, digital everything",a tray that always arrives before you order,"honey, I have already seen how this ends","MISS REWIND (The Cassette Sweetheart). 50s diner waitress whose hair is two looping tape reels, apron of film labels, eyes that flicker with tracking lines. Tone: sweet, bubbly, faintly ominous. Likes: malteds, rewind buttons, first dates at the movies. Dislikes: dead batteries, spoilers, digital everything. Signature: a tray that always arrives before you order. Catchphrase: 'honey, I have already seen how this ends'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",ecfe272c7e3bfa5060ec860f25bd8ff8d47cb4715261f120e17821aecf81841d
images/the_foley_ghoul.png,THE FOLEY GHOUL,Maker of Every Sound,"hooded spectral sound-artist draped in coconut shells, celery stalks and sheet metal, creaking with each step","hushed, ritualistic, oddly proud","rain on a tin roof, the perfect creak, silence before the scare","stock sound libraries, loud talkers, ADR",a thunder sheet worn as a cloak,every creak you heard was me,"THE FOLEY GHOUL (Maker of Every Sound). hooded spectral sound-artist draped in coconut shells, celery stalks and sheet metal, creaking with each step. Tone: hushed, ritualistic, oddly proud. Likes: rain on a tin roof, the perfect creak, silence before the scare. Dislikes: stock sound libraries, loud talkers, ADR. Signature: a thunder sheet worn as a cloak. Catchphrase: 'every creak you heard was me'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",85f087044304d0d58771f764a8c070cabec9c7c094a996ccccb374c155aebe33
images/projector_prophet.png,PROJECTOR PROPHET,The Beam of Truth,"robed zealot with a 35mm projector for a head, beam eyes casting scripture on the wall, film-strip prayer beads","sermonic, ecstatic, unshakeable faith in the light","carbon-arc lamps, congregations, the sacred flicker","blank screens, doubt, LEDs",a lens that burns heretics gently,all is revealed in the light of the reel,"PROJECTOR PROPHET (The Beam of Truth). robed zealot with a 35mm projector for a head, beam eyes casting scripture on the wall, film-strip prayer beads. Tone: sermonic, ecstatic, unshakeable faith in the light. Likes: carbon-arc lamps, congregations, the sacred flicker. Dislikes: blank screens, doubt, LEDs. Signature: a lens that burns heretics gently. Catchphrase: 'all is revealed in the light of the reel'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",8b9b3a88a4cbf7979e07ae053b00b471b54da6bc04dab85f4251e85af0cb627b
images/b_movie_baron.png,B-MOVIE BARON,King of the Rubber Suit,"magnate in a smoking jacket over a rubber kaiju costume, monocle, porcelain teacup held with terrible dignity","grand, theatrical, proud of every cheap frame","practical effects, drive-ins, a good roar","CGI, subtlety, union hours","a teacup that never spills, even mid-rampage",we had no budget and no regrets,"B-MOVIE BARON (King of the Rubber Suit). magnate in a smoking jacket over a rubber kaiju costume, monocle, porcelain teacup held with terrible dignity. Tone: grand, theatrical, proud of every cheap frame. Likes: practical effects, drive-ins, a good roar. Dislikes: CGI, subtlety, union hours. Signature: a teacup that never spills, even mid-rampage. Catchphrase: 'we had no budget and no regrets'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",23d1903d2f7f4dcf599394abd5484e13d3e6650f158c87b7010acb5eb31aaa7e
images/the_sequel.png,THE SEQUEL,Returns Whether You Like It or Not,"faded hero in a costume one size too tight, number 2 stamped on the chest, cape patched with old posters","weary determination, desperate to recapture the magic","nostalgia, familiar beats, brand recognition","originality, diminishing returns, being compared","a script that is the first script, slightly worse","you loved me once, you can learn to again","THE SEQUEL (Returns Whether You Like It or Not). faded hero in a costume one size too tight, number 2 stamped on the chest, cape patched with old posters. Tone: weary determination, desperate to recapture the magic. Likes: nostalgia, familiar beats, brand recognition. Dislikes: originality, diminishing returns, being compared. Signature: a script that is the first script, slightly worse. Catchphrase: 'you loved me once, you can learn to again'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",b1c13dc5f9017a0b4ca8076d13352fb5028af2e1d8b8f496e2af8688b606b12e
images/cinema_siren.png,CINEMA SIREN,The Voice Behind the Curtain,"silver-screen songstress in a liquid-silver gown, microphone of woven light, hair made of slow-falling celluloid","smoky, hypnotic, achingly romantic","spotlights, torch songs, a full house","talkies that talk too much, empty balconies, being muted",a note that makes grown ushers weep,"listen closely, the picture is only half of it","CINEMA SIREN (The Voice Behind the Curtain). silver-screen songstress in a liquid-silver gown, microphone of woven light, hair made of slow-falling celluloid. Tone: smoky, hypnotic, achingly romantic. Likes: spotlights, torch songs, a full house. Dislikes: talkies that talk too much, empty balconies, being muted. Signature: a note that makes grown ushers weep. Catchphrase: 'listen closely, the picture is only half of it'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",c6a2a67405b7fe3095b0e834edcf4b92abfea621165260e55ee13b261f3767a8
images/the_editor.png,THE EDITOR,She Who Cuts Reality,"pale woman with scissor-blade hands, coat of dangling film outtakes, eyes like two splice marks","cold, efficient, ruthlessly unsentimental","a clean cut, montages, deleting the dead weight","long takes, sentiment, directors who say keep it all",scissors that cut time itself,"you were good, but you were not needed","THE EDITOR (She Who Cuts Reality). pale woman with scissor-blade hands, coat of dangling film outtakes, eyes like two splice marks. Tone: cold, efficient, ruthlessly unsentimental. Likes: a clean cut, montages, deleting the dead weight. Dislikes: long takes, sentiment, directors who say keep it all. Signature: scissors that cut time itself. Catchphrase: 'you were good, but you were not needed'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",054a5d530a61071507b887197057fb9bd935b630a22aae90122737da9c022aac
images/reel_reaper.png,REEL REAPER,The Final Cut,"tall reaper in a cloak of shredded leader film, scythe of two interlocked film reels, face a spinning projector shutter","quiet, patient, inevitable","endings, credits, the hush after the house lights","cliffhangers, endless franchises, the unwatched",a scythe that collects finished stories,"every film must end, even the good ones","REEL REAPER (The Final Cut). tall reaper in a cloak of shredded leader film, scythe of two interlocked film reels, face a spinning projector shutter. Tone: quiet, patient, inevitable. Likes: endings, credits, the hush after the house lights. Dislikes: cliffhangers, endless franchises, the unwatched. Signature: a scythe that collects finished stories. Catchphrase: 'every film must end, even the good ones'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",976c142c4995e103789ed326e1962ba995c8bbb60349f8f8a32a41ceefb5d5f1
images/the_blooper.png,THE BLOOPER,The Mistake That Lived,"giddy escaped outtake with a flapping slate-board for a head, half wireframe half finished render, glitching mid-laugh","manic, joyful, gloriously unprofessional","flubbed lines, corpsing, being left in","continuity, the cutting room floor, seriousness",a clapperboard that never snaps shut,"keep rolling, I am the good part","THE BLOOPER (The Mistake That Lived). giddy escaped outtake with a flapping slate-board for a head, half wireframe half finished render, glitching mid-laugh. Tone: manic, joyful, gloriously unprofessional. Likes: flubbed lines, corpsing, being left in. Dislikes: continuity, the cutting room floor, seriousness. Signature: a clapperboard that never snaps shut. Catchphrase: 'keep rolling, I am the good part'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",d3e49bba56169019296f234828b70ef59472bef8741fd10b5881a51fef469bb3
images/matinee_man.png,MATINEE MAN,The Usher of Ghosts,"vintage usher in a brass-buttoned red uniform, flashlight whose beam reveals the dead, bow tie slightly askew","polite, unflappable, warmly eerie","hushed aisles, the 2pm showing, helping spirits find their seats","talkers, phone glow, spilled soda on the carpet",a flashlight that shows you who is really watching,"right this way, your seat has been waiting","MATINEE MAN (The Usher of Ghosts). vintage usher in a brass-buttoned red uniform, flashlight whose beam reveals the dead, bow tie slightly askew. Tone: polite, unflappable, warmly eerie. Likes: hushed aisles, the 2pm showing, helping spirits find their seats. Dislikes: talkers, phone glow, spilled soda on the carpet. Signature: a flashlight that shows you who is really watching. Catchphrase: 'right this way, your seat has been waiting'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",81832db3ab910ee2de33b818eeae1928367991794b32ca87c8ea5f3b5729624c
images/the_score.png,THE SCORE,The Sound You Feel,"living film score, a conductor-shaped being of sheet music and brass, strings for hair, a heartbeat like timpani","grand, swelling, emotionally overwhelming","crescendos, leitmotifs, making audiences cry on cue","silence, temp tracks, being background",a baton that conducts your feelings,"you felt that, did you not, that was me","THE SCORE (The Sound You Feel). living film score, a conductor-shaped being of sheet music and brass, strings for hair, a heartbeat like timpani. Tone: grand, swelling, emotionally overwhelming. Likes: crescendos, leitmotifs, making audiences cry on cue. Dislikes: silence, temp tracks, being background. Signature: a baton that conducts your feelings. Catchphrase: 'you felt that, did you not, that was me'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",937175b328b9928ec0eaebc27e56bb00d0e735b86fab3efde313299b28c99c23
images/drive_in_django.png,DRIVE-IN DJANGO,The Last Picture Showman,"dusty western projectionist-outlaw, duster coat of speaker-window posts, a reel-gun on his hip, eyes like twin headlamps","laconic, weathered, code of the open lot","night air, car hoods full of couples, the hum of a tube speaker","daylight, multiplexes, movies that end before midnight",a reel-gun loaded with feature presentations,the show starts when the sun goes down,"DRIVE-IN DJANGO (The Last Picture Showman). dusty western projectionist-outlaw, duster coat of speaker-window posts, a reel-gun on his hip, eyes like twin headlamps. Tone: laconic, weathered, code of the open lot. Likes: night air, car hoods full of couples, the hum of a tube speaker. Dislikes: daylight, multiplexes, movies that end before midnight. Signature: a reel-gun loaded with feature presentations. Catchphrase: 'the show starts when the sun goes down'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",48e98245c22d423a35cc7ae2b0e84a5f0f48ac2b908a61a3bd459bfc0e34e80b
images/the_mcguffin.png,THE MCGUFFIN,Everyone Wants It,"ordinary-looking courier in a trench coat clutching a glowing briefcase, sweating, half the frame filled with reaching shadowy hands","nervous, put-upon, permanently pursued","unlocked doors, head starts, anonymity","plot significance, briefcase handcuffs, the third act",a briefcase nobody is allowed to open,"it is just a thing, why does everyone want it","THE MCGUFFIN (Everyone Wants It). ordinary-looking courier in a trench coat clutching a glowing briefcase, sweating, half the frame filled with reaching shadowy hands. Tone: nervous, put-upon, permanently pursued. Likes: unlocked doors, head starts, anonymity. Dislikes: plot significance, briefcase handcuffs, the third act. Signature: a briefcase nobody is allowed to open. Catchphrase: 'it is just a thing, why does everyone want it'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",911f777b28b357f8843fccd527c4e6f81761c08a1ebe84312592f8dc392aca73
images/the_credits.png,THE CREDITS,The Roll That Never Ends,"tall solemn figure in a suit of scrolling white names on black, face a blank title card, ushering viewers toward the exit","grave, courteous, quietly final","key grips, best boys, the people nobody thanks","walkouts, post-credit scenes, being skipped",an endless roll of names only the patient read,"stay, someone made all of this for you","THE CREDITS (The Roll That Never Ends). tall solemn figure in a suit of scrolling white names on black, face a blank title card, ushering viewers toward the exit. Tone: grave, courteous, quietly final. Likes: key grips, best boys, the people nobody thanks. Dislikes: walkouts, post-credit scenes, being skipped. Signature: an endless roll of names only the patient read. Catchphrase: 'stay, someone made all of this for you'. Full player card: front/side/back turnaround, 4 expression headshots, annotated stat panel, 1:1 square.",35480c9c10e4fe9e221b7fb27baad2466121d2b86cf08127ddadbf23f9bc8793