comments/comments_5bz70q.csv

comment_id,post_id,post_title,body,score,created_utc
d9sfhq5,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],1272,2016-11-09 06:48:01
d9sfi23,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"With Pennsylvania calling for Trump, the race is over. Trump will be the 45th President of the United States of America.

The American people have elected a President and Vice President that deny climate change, evolution, that endorse the anti-vaccine movement, are anti-choice, anti-immigration and anti-science, to name just a few.

To my American friends that voted against him and will now have to live through not only Trump, but Pence, a Republican controlled Senate, Republican controlled House of Representatives, and the promised conservative anti-LGBT SCOTUS judge, I am so sorry.",1072,2016-11-09 06:48:12
d9sflw7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Let's do a quick review:

Trump just beat HILLARY CLINTON. THE HILLARY CLINTON spent the GDP of a small nation, had a president support her, had a former president campaign for her, had Bernie Fucking Sanders campaign for her, managed to beat two heavy scandals, and had the media back her up with polls and nonsense data, AND STILL LOST.

Lost to Donald Trump, who was riddled with scandals, barely spent anything, and won handily.

Wew lads. The DNC should have chosen a better candidate",1031,2016-11-09 06:50:21
d9sfjfu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"You want something really scary. 

- Control of the House
- Control of the Senate
- Trump
- Pence
- Modern media. 

The Republican Party has the strongest grip on America it has ever had.   Ever.  

If you are LGBT, non-religious, work in science, are an immigrant or liberal; be fucking prepared.  

Climate Change consensus just got kicked into the fucking trash can.  ",835,2016-11-09 06:48:55
d9sfi8d,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],820,2016-11-09 06:48:17
d9sfkg6,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,He's not the president America needs but the one they deserve,761,2016-11-09 06:49:29
d9sfk08,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Good job Americans, you elected a fucking meme for president ",671,2016-11-09 06:49:14
d9sfsfj,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],616,2016-11-09 06:54:22
d9sfl56,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"As someone who voted for Bernie in the primaries (but absolutely hated the attitude most Bernie supporters had in the primary) I think the Democratic Party should've paid more attention to what the future generation (millennials) wanted. Sure, I voted for Hillary in the election, and so did everyone I could convince. But the people I talked to were never crazy for Hillary like people were for Bernie. 

The fact the entire Democratic establishment went for Hillary before even the debates started was a bad sign that she was not going to get properly tested. It was completely disproportionate to how the voters did vote and made a lot of would be Democrats lose faith in the process.

My recommendation for fellow liberals will be to do to the Democratic Party what the Tea Party did to the Republican Party. Only when the leaders of the party fears the base will we get what we want. Pushing through a candidate with so much baggage was a terrible mistake and the DNC needs to be punished for it. #PurgetheDNC",556,2016-11-09 06:49:54
d9sfhnu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Wow. What a sad day for America.,482,2016-11-09 06:47:59
d9sfqh8,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"...And here we are. Congratulations to the half of America that will be celebrating/rejoicing at their presidential choice. To the half that feel this is the end of the world, just remember once you hit rock bottom, the only direction left is up.

Unless there's a nuclear holocaust. In which case, up is not such a good idea.

Good night, America. Regardless of the results, the world does indeed keep going, work included.",455,2016-11-09 06:53:11
d9sg3gv,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Dear media, if you treat the fucking election like a reality TV show, you get a reality TV show host for president.",453,2016-11-09 07:01:18
d9sflrz,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"they wanted a president that's not a politician, well they're fucking getting one now. ",436,2016-11-09 06:50:17
d9sfn15,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],419,2016-11-09 06:51:02
d9sfxvn,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Hello to future historians, citizens of the world, explorers of the ancient Internet.

Sorry.

We tried.",375,2016-11-09 06:57:49
d9sif7y,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"The winner of tonight's election is the Voyager space probe, launched in 1977, which is currently travelling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space...",372,2016-11-09 07:59:23
d9sfm5p,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I honest to god teared up a little as my heart sank. I'm horrified that apparently the majority of Americans agree with them.,327,2016-11-09 06:50:30
d9sfubg,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"She didn't really beat those scandals, they really hindered her ",316,2016-11-09 06:55:33
d9sfveg,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Surprising stat of the night: Clinton only won educated women by 6%,309,2016-11-09 06:56:14
d9sfn3t,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Americans are no longer allowed to say: ""how the hell did Hitler come into power""",290,2016-11-09 06:51:05
d9sgfdx,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Clinton to not make a speech tonight.  I bet she didn't have a concession speech prepared.,283,2016-11-09 07:09:22
d9sg0s1,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"If there's any kind of silver lining to this fucking catastrophe, it's that at the end of four years, whatever the state of the U.S. is, there is no way the Republicans can avoid responsibility for it. And I hope those four years will be a sobering wake-up call to Americans to stop being so easily manipulated by emotion, entertainment and partisanship, and to care enough to make an effort to educate themselves properly. And I hope it's also a kick in the ass for MSM to have some integrity and show more devotion to the truth than suck dick for ratings. ",268,2016-11-09 06:59:39
d9sfy42,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],260,2016-11-09 06:57:58
d9sfq0f,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Look, I fucking despise Hilary so much but this result has me on the verge of tears.




Any progress made in the last decade is now fucking gone. I can't believe it.


And the supreme Court too.... What have we done?????????",256,2016-11-09 06:52:54
d9sfsby,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Anyone else more worried about Pence than Trump?,254,2016-11-09 06:54:18
d9sfjmk,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,9/11 11/9,207,2016-11-09 06:49:01
d9sg1p6,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Not gonna lie I'm genuinely terrified at the moment. My family are citizens who pay taxes, obey the law, and are patriotic as fuck. Most of them jus happen to be Muslims and immigrants. I legitimately feel that this election will validate people's prejudices and could lead to my family having to deal with persecution. People voted for his because he was authentically himself, now he has the burden of following through with his words or face the reality that he to will be seen as a fraud. But he has the house and the senate so what's really going to stop him now? I can hope that there is a bipartisan movement that says ""you won but that prejudice shit isn't gonna work."" But fuck it feels bleak at the moment. I'm probably jus feeling the initial shock. Sucks fam. ",201,2016-11-09 07:00:12
d9sft4s,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"He won. He actually fucking won. Fucking thank you Debbie W. Schultz, nice job shithead.
",201,2016-11-09 06:54:47
d9sfhym,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],199,2016-11-09 06:48:09
d9sfhr2,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],198,2016-11-09 06:48:02
d9sfk3v,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"It's seriously depressing, I can't believe the majority of people find this man competent enough to run our fucking country. In utter disbelief right now.",192,2016-11-09 06:49:18
d9sga57,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I'm so disappointed and mad. 

I'm mad at Comey, his bullshit certainly had a hand in this. 

I'm mad at Trump for not taking such a huge responsibility seriously. 

But most of all I'm mad at her. I never supported Bernie, I thought that he had no plans to make his ideas reality and that Americans would never elect a socialist and I still believe that. 

But she never made any effort with progressives. She courted Latinos and blacks, but working class whites were ignored. She thought they would just fall in line I guess, and the ones who didn't were all racists. It's condescending. 

I don't get why she didn't put more effort into her campaign. She kinda disappeared for a good chunk of the summer, she never really tried to actually get people excited about her. She ignored states that she thought were locked in for her. 

Most of all though I'm mad at her arrogance. Maybe the email thing was overblown, and I think it was, but she ignored that Trump, a serial liar, had better ratings on trustworthiness and honesty. She knew she was going to run for president yet still did questionable stuff with the foundation, gave paid speeches to big banks, used the private server. 

I don't think the speeches or the server were the problem, it was the optics. She wanted to have her cake and eat it too. She knew that people were pissed and just assumed they would get over it. 

In the words of one of her aides, ""They thought they could get away with it."" Not just the emails, the attitude, the arrogance. 

A lot of people are saying shame on our country, shame on Trump voters, shame on the DNC. I say shame on her. If she had held herself to a higher standard, if she hadn't decided that she was going to do what she wanted and it would be OK because she is who she is, she could've won this, without investigations and all this bullshit, she could've won. And she would have been a good president. 

She brought this on herself through her own hubris, and it's the ordinary people who are going to pay. As we always do. ",168,2016-11-09 07:05:40
d9sfjg3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"They just started calling it for Trump and I have never been so proud...proud I currently live in another country because I have never before been so disappointed in The United States, To choose to elect someone who has shown that they are racist, sexist, and homophobic shows that our country is still filled with hatred and fear for our neighbors.
",167,2016-11-09 06:48:55
d9sfuim,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"The darkest one, apparently. ",166,2016-11-09 06:55:41
d9sfo03,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"""We thought it was funny. We never thought he'd be president. It was a joke. But we just let the joke go on for too long.""",165,2016-11-09 06:51:39
d9sfxrm,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],159,2016-11-09 06:57:45
d9sgqbz,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Voted for Hillary, despise Trump.

That being said, it's pathetic that she's not coming out to speak tonight. ",158,2016-11-09 07:17:07
d9sgh4i,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"lowkey i believe that too. she was sure she was going to win. i honestly believed that she was going to win, regardless of how people felt about her. ",158,2016-11-09 07:10:35
d9sfqr7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,We really fucked up this time.... pls send help,158,2016-11-09 06:53:21
d9sggp9,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"They'll pretend it never happened, just like W.",149,2016-11-09 07:10:16
d9sfhmo,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"That's all, folks",147,2016-11-09 06:47:58
d9sfjlw,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Unbelievable how some people actually wrote in Harambe in the polls. There's a time to draw the line for the jokes and this was it.,142,2016-11-09 06:49:00
d9sfilp,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,chat is going so fast no one will see i rock out to T-Swift in the shower,136,2016-11-09 06:48:28
d9sfo68,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Well here we go. Say goodbye to Obamacare, SCOTUS, and Roe v. Wade. I can't believe it. The Cubs win, Trump wins, and America loses.",134,2016-11-09 06:51:46
d9sfunc,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Let's not forget the Supreme Court will soon be republican too with these results. Republicans have literally every branch of government.,133,2016-11-09 06:55:45
d9sfk6s,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Congrats republicans! Everything is on you. You will not be able to blame democrats anymore. If you do anything to destroy this country, prepare for 2020.",130,2016-11-09 06:49:21
d9shydy,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I'm not trying to be mean but she's probably not in the state to make one. She's lost the culmination of her entire life's goals, and she lost it to a genuine moron. She cried after she lost NH in 08, she probably won't want to face the humiliation and the shame of letting down a crowd of people she inspired. ",129,2016-11-09 07:46:54
d9sgjg3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"They'll just say they inherited a mess from Obama. Or use Bush's baseline numbers and say they improved things from there. Or just claim the policies are fine, it's those pesky liberals ruining everything",126,2016-11-09 07:12:12
d9sfob2,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"What timeline are we in, anyway?",121,2016-11-09 06:51:51
d9sfnro,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Our first lady is gonna be a pornstar,120,2016-11-09 06:51:30
d9sfxa8,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],120,2016-11-09 06:57:27
d9sfp85,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Donald Trump will soon be addressed as Mr. President...

**What the** *fuck* **happened???**",115,2016-11-09 06:52:25
d9sfldm,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Sadly, this is true.",115,2016-11-09 06:50:03
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d9sfiso,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"GG everyone, this game of civ was a fun one.",110,2016-11-09 06:48:34
d9sflip,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Blame this on the DNC.  They torpedoed Bernie for an insider even though it was obvious that the American public was sick and tired of the same old shit. Bernie tapped into the same anger that I did and he would have beaten me.
",110,2016-11-09 06:50:08
d9sftjo,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Worst cakeday ever.,106,2016-11-09 06:55:03
d9sgpwa,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I don't get that shit though...  

I don't go to the hospital looking for a car salesman instead of a fucking doctor!! Why would you want a reality star as your Commander and Chief?",106,2016-11-09 07:16:50
d9sfp7s,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"The UK tried valiantly to hold the crown for ""Biggest Political Fuck-up"", and they managed to hang on for a few months. But America, she doesn't understand the meaning of the words ""Bad Idea"" or ""No, really, let them have this one"", and so she doubled down on the Trump to reclaim the throne.

Because if there is one thing America will not tolerate, it's not being first in absolutely every terrible category imaginable.",99,2016-11-09 06:52:25
d9sfhnd,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,What. The. Fuck. ,99,2016-11-09 06:47:59
d9sg6c3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,The dankest*,98,2016-11-09 07:03:10
d9sfsmx,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Just remember, members of the DNC. Remember that there was another candidate. Remember that he was polling better against Trump than your poster child throughout the whole race. Remember how you rigged your primary and threw him under the bus. Remember how we, his supporters, refused to bend the knee.

You have only yourselves to blame.",96,2016-11-09 06:54:29
d9sg1ct,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"He did get a good amount of middle class voters based on his view of the economy being terrible. I doubt he'll be able to bring back factory jobs and the like, but the fact that he actively pursued those who cared about this issue was a great move.",93,2016-11-09 07:00:00
d9sgv63,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Huge win for Climate Change tonight. It's coming faster than ever. ,88,2016-11-09 07:20:29
d9sfkg7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Literally anyone besides Hillary could have beaten him! ,88,2016-11-09 06:49:29
d9sfire,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"This is an America I never, ever wanted to see. I'm so sorry to everyone who will be negatively affected by this. We are on your side and will fight for you to retain your rights. I promise that. ",85,2016-11-09 06:48:33
d9sfnef,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],83,2016-11-09 06:51:16
d9sgjwf,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Where the fuck is Ja Rule to make sense of all of this ,81,2016-11-09 07:12:33
d9sfhs0,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,There are damn good reasons I don't listen to the polls,80,2016-11-09 06:48:03
d9sfiab,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Yes.,79,2016-11-09 06:48:19
d9si2av,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Just think for a second about how much this means the American people hate hillary clinton.  We've put Donald fucking trump in the white house. ,77,2016-11-09 07:49:34
d9sg20b,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"There were a whole lot of better reasons to vote Hitler than to vote Trump. Democracy was a new thing and people were starving in the street, the US doesn't have that excuse.",77,2016-11-09 07:00:23
d9sg39x,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I wonder if they may cancel orrewrite into next week's episode. The previews imply Clinton won and Bill is running the country in her place.

Or maybe they're gonna be a second timeline...",76,2016-11-09 07:01:10
d9sfoov,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I'm hoping that, at the very least, a Trump presidency shows the democratic establishment that they cannot push a candidate down our throats and we all will automatically vote for them because they're 'better than the other person'. Being slightly less worse than somebody else should not be a qualifying factor to be President.

The DNC, against the rules of the Democratic Party, colluded with the Clinton Campaign and stole the primary from Bernie Sanders. Now they are reaping what they sow.

This doesn't mean our work is done - those at the helm of the DNC surely will not learn their lesson from this and continue to blame whoever they could for a Trump presidency. We need to work for real reforms within the DNC itself in order to make sure what happened this year never happens again. Say what you will about the RNC, but the nominee was the person their members wanted. How can the DNC pretend to have the moral high ground?

- from /r/thewayofthebern ",75,2016-11-09 06:52:05
d9sfu8u,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Yes. ,75,2016-11-09 06:55:29
d9shdqu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"As an environmentalist, I give up. America makes up 5% of the world yet puts 25% of the CO2 into the air. We are now truly, irrevocably fucked. Any small semblance of a chance is now gone. Today I have decided to never have children. ",75,2016-11-09 07:33:41
d9sgcwd,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],73,2016-11-09 07:07:37
d9sgavp,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Well she didn't get indicted, I think that counts",73,2016-11-09 07:06:12
d9sfnqt,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],72,2016-11-09 06:51:29
d9sfll4,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I honestly don't know what's worse. Having Trump as the president? Or the fact that the world has degraded to such a point that the majority of the population actually voted for him.

Although Hillary deserves everything coming her way; America, and the world doesn't.",71,2016-11-09 06:50:11
d9sg4p0,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,My faith in humanity is destroyed right now. Hate won. Congratulations fuckers. ,71,2016-11-09 07:02:05
d9sgz04,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Only the Democratic Party of 2016 can somehow manage to lose in a landslide after being practically handed an election on a silver platter.,69,2016-11-09 07:23:10
d9sfx1l,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],69,2016-11-09 06:57:18
d9sjz36,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Throughout this election, one thought kept bouncing around my head. I'm about to start my career as a history teacher, which means I'll probably have a lot of presidential crap in my classroom. 

That means every time I walk into my room and look at those posters near my desk, or the portraits lining the walls, or the back of all those textbooks...

He'll be there.

^Number ^45.

^^For ^^the ^^rest ^^of ^^my ^^life.",67,2016-11-09 08:35:02
d9sg238,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Clinton must be in complete shock, I don't think she thought she had any chance of losing this election. She def doesn't have a concession speech written.",66,2016-11-09 07:00:26
d9sfn07,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Republicans will control the White House, Senate, and House. And will soon put a conservative majority on the supreme Court.  You want to make America Great Again?  Now's your chance, good luck. You don't really have any excuses if you fuck it up.  Personally I think America was pretty great already.

Disappointed but the American people have spoken so let's get some shit done. Ideally I'd like to see an infrastructure bill soon...it's the one thing both candidates said they'd push so hopefully it wasn't just words.  

On a side note, at least California legalized recreational marijuana and it's looking like the school funding propositions passed so at least I'll still have a job in the morning.",65,2016-11-09 06:51:02
d9sfnzr,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Disgusting. People blaming Bernie for this. WHERES THE ACCOUNTABILITY TOWARDS CLINTON!!!!,65,2016-11-09 06:51:39
d9sgfc5,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Spread the word. Make the hastag spread. The DNC has fucked over our generation by tossing a winnable election from their greed and ineptitude. Completely incompetent, corrupt, political party that has failed us as a vehicle for the progressive movement.

We need to take a hint from the Tea Party and primary the corrupting influence out of our party.",63,2016-11-09 07:09:20
d9sfirs,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Should have been Bernie...,62,2016-11-09 06:48:33
d9sfjvs,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Can whoever is running this simulation shut it down now please? ,61,2016-11-09 06:49:10
d9sfmpu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Global warming, lol those chinese hoaxes ",61,2016-11-09 06:50:51
d9sg41w,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,That's what I feel bad for the most part. This guy busted his ass the last 8 years and in one night we fucking wrecked all the progress he made to try to better america.,59,2016-11-09 07:01:41
d9sfqca,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"And literally anyone (Trump included) could have beaten Hillary...No matter which side you are on, you have to acknowledge that these were the worst two candidates ever to go head to head.",59,2016-11-09 06:53:06
d9sge9r,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"You literally cannot argue against the fact that if this were Trump not giving a concession speech tonight, he'd be grilled ",58,2016-11-09 07:08:35
d9si91h,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,He's actually nailing this speech. Let the poor kid go to bed though haha ,56,2016-11-09 07:54:47
d9sfvun,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I want to upvote you 1000 times.,56,2016-11-09 06:56:31
d9sfjcu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Don't blame Bernie supporters. We warned you about your dumpster candidate and you ignored us.,53,2016-11-09 06:48:52
d9sfn9a,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"As shocked and saddened as I am, I always hope I'm wrong. I hope somehow, I'm completely wrong. I hope Trump turns his attitude around and becomes a successful president. He's my president now so, Make America Great I guess. ",51,2016-11-09 06:51:10
d9sh2ee,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Every single forecast had Clinton at >95%, Has the media lost connection with reality or vice versa? If these stats are displaced by such large margin I can't imagine anything more than sloppy/biased work.",50,2016-11-09 07:25:36
d9sgus3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Turns out Trump was right about the polls being wrong all along.,50,2016-11-09 07:20:12
d9sg3hr,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,You are right to be scared. We just elected a madman who preaches violence and hatred.,50,2016-11-09 07:01:19
d9sgr8z,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Agree. She should at least give a concession speech.,50,2016-11-09 07:17:45
d9sfmkx,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Any other East Coasters in here who have to work this morning and are holding on barely awake?,47,2016-11-09 06:50:46
d9sgt03,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Hi friends, if you're upset tonight, go to your calendars, create an event for Nov 6, 2018 and put a note on it that says ""I don't want to feel like this again"". You've been officially put on notice to make difference in an election that might not get you as many likes on your social media posts, but will matter maybe even more than today.  #midtermelectionsmatter",47,2016-11-09 07:19:01
d9sfjt7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Press F to pay respects.,47,2016-11-09 06:49:07
d9sfngu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"As someone who lives in the United States I am very, very afraid. I had no idea that those ideas were so prevalent in our country still and that they were acceptable. What do I do now? Where do I go? Is this the next Shah regime from Iran? Or the rise of Hitler during WWII Germany?!",46,2016-11-09 06:51:18
d9sgvs9,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],45,2016-11-09 07:20:52
d9siosu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"""you can't always get what you want"" playing LOL",43,2016-11-09 08:06:15
d9sfjmu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,someone was just memed into presidency. damn,43,2016-11-09 06:49:01
d9sjdfi,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Looks like the final tally will be 308-230.

That's not a win so much as an electoral crushing. 

I'm stunned.",42,2016-11-09 08:21:19
d9sg8a6,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Well, as a liberal-leaning voter who voted for Hillary, I'm choosing to look at the silver lining.  The pressure is totally off at this point.  The Republicans are going to take control of the White House, the Senate, the House, and the Supreme Court at a time when the economy was improving and the U.S. was in good standing with the world.  If that gets fucked up now, I will take great pleasure in blaming Trump, the GOP, and all the people who voted this pus-filled hemorrhoidal asshole into office while I sit back and drink margaritas while the whole fucking world burns.",42,2016-11-09 07:04:29
d9sibpl,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"And this is just because Hillary and DNC **really wanted** her to be *the first* woman president. Not the *most capable*, not the *most adequate*, but the first. They tanked Bernie and they stuck to Hillary even though people *hated* her since the start. Since the very beginning she was not liked even by Democrats. What the fuck did they expect? Did they think this was the pre internet era where they could tell anyone with a TV what to do? Such a stupid and horrible election. Trump will not be as bad as they have painted it to be but it still doesn't change how shameful and **ignorant** this election has been.

Edit: I'm not saying she wasn't capable, I'm saying **the most**. I'm saying she wasn't the only option. Are you telling me she was **the only** person in the whole DNC that wanted to be president? The only woman? She has as much charisma as a wall and I voted for her in TEXAS just to not have Trump. People saw how corrupt she was since the beginning but instead of admitting it they tried to play it off.  This is just like Mexico's current president election. Dumb doofus vs woman candidate who her whole propaganda talked about being a woman instead of being a candidate. Any other woman candidate or even Dr. Jill Stein as a democrat candidate would have panned out better. People don't want groomed since 15 yo politicians as presidents and Trump showed that by destroying the primaries and DNC's two-elections-but-now-is-her-turn golden child.",42,2016-11-09 07:56:46
d9sfhne,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I can't believe it ,40,2016-11-09 06:47:59
d9slv7p,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"This is **ALL** on the Democratic Party. All of it. 

This is what happens when you pick maybe the worst possible person to run against Donald Trump, instead of, oh I don't know, forcing out any other possible candidate. 

Bernie would've won.

Any other Democrat would've won.

I, for one, will be looking at this moment optimistically. We've shown over half of America is tired of the bullshit and is willing to elect fucking anyone over some pre-assembled crony bitch. ",39,2016-11-09 09:29:57
d9sgrlq,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Im not 100% on this, but I'm fairly certain I read somewhere they've written 2 episodes for tomorrow, 1 for if Hillary wins and 1 if Trump wins. That might've been speculation but with them taking last week off that's what I would assume they've done",39,2016-11-09 07:18:01
d9si5wc,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Looking at it objectively, Trump is actually giving a pretty nice and classy speech right now.  Far more than I expected from him.
",37,2016-11-09 07:52:20
d9sfkt8,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],37,2016-11-09 06:49:42
d9sj8la,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"28% of people who voted for Trump did so because they ""Disliked the other choices more"" according to CBS exit polls.

This is what happens when you run the eminently dislikeable Hillary Clinton as your nominee. ",37,2016-11-09 08:18:32
d9sfy9b,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I'm cycling through the five stages of grief like you wouldn't believe. Wow.. This night did not end up how I thought it would.,36,2016-11-09 06:58:03
d9sfmbc,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Seriously. Who gets polled and who answers polls anyway? No one has ever asked me or anyone I know. ,36,2016-11-09 06:50:35
d9sfkxh,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I saw, and silently judged you for at least 3 seconds",36,2016-11-09 06:49:46
d9sgosw,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],35,2016-11-09 07:16:03
d9sgc5z,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,This isn't a country I want to be a part of.,35,2016-11-09 07:07:07
d9sge78,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Wow. Hillary not speaking. This keeps getting crazier,34,2016-11-09 07:08:32
d9sfl4n,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"To everyone whose candidate lost tonight (if it's any consolation, I KNEW mine wasn't going to win. Johnson 2020!) you essentially have two choices moving forward.

* You can scream and moan at the rest of America about how racist and sexist and evil and stupid they ALL are (which isn't true for all of them) and spend the next 4 years making clever little comments on Facebook until next election. BTW, this does absolutely nothing to improve the situation.

**OR**

*  You can take a deep breath, and try to REALLY understand why this election happened the way it did. Take a moment, and think of the reasons someone may have voted for Trump. Hint, it's not always because they were an old white dude afraid of change.


Something needs to change in this country. I'm not saying it's you, I'm not saying it's the other guy. I think it's both. We need to change how we talk to the other side. And that goes both ways. Only through understanding someone can you really bring them to your side.",34,2016-11-09 06:49:54
d9sgsdh,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"If your candidate won, do not gloat. If your candidate lost, do not grieve. This election has been hard on all of us. 

Treat others the way you want be treated. 

We all will need it. ",34,2016-11-09 07:18:34
d9sihjy,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I am glad. Not glad for a Trump victory per se, but glad - so very, very glad - to see that America is no longer fooled by propaganda. Despite endless 'polls' that projected landslide Clinton victories, despite endless negative coverage of him and endless praise of her, despite the entirety of this thread turned ruthlessly against Trump and his supporters, despite riots, defacing signs, fights, and a constant barrage of media and Hollywood personalities campaigning 24/7 against Trump... despite all of them, America has chosen Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton.

Stay woke, America. 4 years from now is bound to be 100 times worse.",34,2016-11-09 08:01:10
d9sfus3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Thank you. Im going to bed now, you made me feel a little better",34,2016-11-09 06:55:51
d9sfxl3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],33,2016-11-09 06:57:38
d9sh5eb,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,The DNC needs to clean fucking house. What an absolute pathetic showing. This will go down as one of the most egregiously botched elections of all time. *Actual* progressives may want to get a hand on the tiller and right that corrupt sinking ship.,33,2016-11-09 07:27:40
d9sgxdd,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I wish I was a fly in a room with Obama now. Unbelievable,32,2016-11-09 07:22:00
d9sg933,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Podesta: aka we're giving up and need time to pull a concession speech together.

If they were winning there's no way they would tell people to leave.",32,2016-11-09 07:04:58
d9sg91n,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"""She has always been with you"" 

Except there. Right now. Such a bad move",32,2016-11-09 07:04:57
d9sfxfz,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"He doesn't even believe in climate change





I feel sad.",32,2016-11-09 06:57:33
d9sie0x,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Maybe Trump realized that being brash and out there got votes, and now that he's sealed the deal he's like ""Alright, now that that's over let's actually do some good."" This speech is actually pretty good.",32,2016-11-09 07:58:31
d9sg9yk,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,How do you Clinton supporters feel? You stuck with her all this way and they just tell you to go home...,32,2016-11-09 07:05:33
d9siogh,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,And Hillary couldn't even face her supporters. Ending her campaign like she began - by fucking us over.,32,2016-11-09 08:06:00
d9sjunq,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,This feels like a Black Mirror episode.,31,2016-11-09 08:32:04
d9so8h8,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"A few thoughts:

Trump and his supporters deserve credit for an unprecedented win in the face of ""certain"" defeat from the beginning. I hope they can be magnanimous and avoid gloating. I hope they understand the gravity of the task they now face. 



A storm of negativity is about to rain down on Hillary from all sides. There is no sin as unforgivable as losing, especially when a win was expected. I would say that scorn and bitterness serve no purpose anymore and that she, despite her flaws, should be wished well and put out to peaceful political pasture. 


To those who supported Hillary, I would say to not be bitter, to not abandon hope, to respect the will of our fellow Americans, and to remember the lessons of this election. Chief among those lessons being, don't pass over a much loved and popular figure in favor of someone who is ""due."" No one is due for the highest office in our land. 



Political polling and punditry are broken institutions. 


Anti-globalism is a real and powerful sentiment in this country. It trumps (no pun intended) any moral failings in the minds of most Americans.



I congratulate president Trump, and wish him luck in the highest office of our land.
",31,2016-11-09 11:03:35
d9sfnar,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Wow what a season finale to this crazy tv show ,31,2016-11-09 06:51:12
d9sfio7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],31,2016-11-09 06:48:30
d9sj5fr,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Other than immigration and building a wall, at least we'll have a president that basically made no promises to anyone, promised nothing to any establishment/elite/corporations/banks, or promised any real policies.... right??

Help me out here.. I'm trying to look at the bright side....",30,2016-11-09 08:16:40
d9sokvr,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"I find it interesting that the Trump supporters' mantra was ""Drain the swamp!"" then they re-elected almost every incumbent.

Don't let anyone tell you Trump's election was a vote against the status quo, because his supporters clearly did not want that.",30,2016-11-09 11:18:49
d9sfstv,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Rig the DNC to make sure you're the candidate, get spanked in the election anyway. Should've been Bernie, he would have destroyed Trump. ",30,2016-11-09 06:54:36
d9sk8zy,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"So here's a fun thought for you all.

You elected Obama because he promised to undo the bad parts of the Bush years, including the Patriot Act, and warrant-less NSA mass surveillance.

Instead, he doubled down and granted the NSA even more surveillance powers, leading to their status today, as the **most powerful mass surveillance apparatus in human history.**

And now *Trump* is in charge of that apparatus.

Bet you're wishing you did more to oppose mass surveillance now, huh?",30,2016-11-09 08:41:45
d9sgji2,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"For most of the world, it's 9/11 today.",30,2016-11-09 07:12:15
d9sfi5k,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I miss Bernie. also I voted,29,2016-11-09 06:48:15
d9sgbuh,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"""Podesta could have just emailed about it and we would have all got it faster by Wikileaks.""

Holy fucking spicy shit.",29,2016-11-09 07:06:53
d9snp13,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"So Social Security to be privatized? Roads and bridges sold off? Healthcare about to do some crazy ramping up once they get rid of Obamacare and hospitals start closing.

America votes it's way into the 3rd world.",29,2016-11-09 10:40:04
d9sh091,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Still blows my mind Hillary could invest so much in such a long campaign and can't even make an appearance for her supporters. ,29,2016-11-09 07:24:05
d9sfu6i,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[removed],29,2016-11-09 06:55:27
d9sfov0,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Holy cow that's not hyperbole.,29,2016-11-09 06:52:11
d9sfot8,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Probably the same people who would've voted for Trump anyway.,29,2016-11-09 06:52:10
d9svio4,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"The electorate has spoken and I respect the process and the electorate. 

I do believe the outcome is a catastrophe for progressive issues, science, our environment. I'm leery of self-serving bible thumpers that are now rushing to power.

Trump himself doesn't scare me. But the consequences of the coming 4 or 8 years of governance by Pence, Gingrich, Christie et al, along with the potentially crushing hard right turn the Supreme Court will take, that has me genuinely worried. It will have direct impact on our lives.

I disagree that NATO will fall and we will become Russia or Nazi Germany. I can't see WW3 or nuclear warfare starting. But we have now paved a solid road away from progress. 

It isn't blaming my fellow man who cast their vote, it was somewhat inevitable that something extreme would happen. It's that doors are now open that I hoped would have stayed shut forever.

I'm glad to live in a working democracy, and may my fears be unfounded but for now I am thoroughly depressed. Congratulations coal country, now own it, govern properly and prove me wrong please.",28,2016-11-09 14:59:03
d9sfnls,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Good night, and good luck fellow Americans.

For the night is dark, and full of terrors...",28,2016-11-09 06:51:24
d9sh0w2,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"He better not give Chris Christie a seat, fuck that fat ass.",28,2016-11-09 07:24:33
d9sgait,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"At least Trump is very pro-NASA. Have to find a silver lining somewhere.

",28,2016-11-09 07:05:57
d9sjgh9,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Clinton's loss is, for my money, the most embarrassing defeat I can ever remember. She lost to someone who she and others have said is sexist, xenophobic, racist. She and the Dems blew it. Obama and Biden are shaking their heads.",28,2016-11-09 08:23:08
d9sklqu,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Today was an important lesson in humility. Everyone on this post from when polls opened were bragging about how it was going to be an easy win and that there was no chance in hell Trump was going to win.  

Did we not observe what happened in the United Kingdom earlier this year and learn nothing from it? Overconfidence just plays into the hands of the opposition.  

Never call victory before the war is even fought.",28,2016-11-09 08:51:06
d9sm9v5,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"And regardless of what liberal people say, this is the same America that voted for Obama TWICE. So I don't wanna fucking hear that this is because of white supremacy. Hillary is so poor of a candidate, that she got less Hispanic voters than Obama did against a guy that built his campaign on building a fucking wall on the border. ",28,2016-11-09 09:44:11
d9sfnh4,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Man, CNN does not want to call this for Trump.  Its on the wall guys!",28,2016-11-09 06:51:19
d9sj3hs,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,HRC wanted to give a concession speech but found out she wouldn't be paid for it and she couldn't keep it secret.,28,2016-11-09 08:15:30
d9si7st,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Trump before: Clinton is a nasty woman who I will put in jail


 


Trump tonight: Please applaud Clinton for her years of service ",27,2016-11-09 07:53:50
d9sfkey,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"CNN is refusing to discuss PA right now.

",27,2016-11-09 06:49:28
d9sism9,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Hillary couldn't even face her supporters. She just left lmao.,27,2016-11-09 08:08:51
d9sj23t,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Source on that stat? I need to win an argument. ,27,2016-11-09 08:14:42
d9sglzv,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"If its any consolation, it looks like Debbie Wasserman Schultz won't be getting that plum job after elections she's hoping for.",27,2016-11-09 07:14:01
d9si90j,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Trump finally hired a competent speech writer,26,2016-11-09 07:54:46
d9snyyo,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"European here, just woke up, what the fuck, guys?",26,2016-11-09 10:52:03
d9sjun4,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"""There's been a spike in hate crime""    
Jesus christ the fear mongering on cnn is ridiculous",26,2016-11-09 08:32:03
d9sgjr0,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"This CNN panel can not handle it. They're losing it.

I didn't vote for Trump but Corey going on that pro-Trump rant was hilarious calling out the hypocrisy of the media.",26,2016-11-09 07:12:26
d9sgklw,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"""Hillary refuses to accept the results of the elections""",26,2016-11-09 07:13:02
d9sgyp7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Nobody's watching.

CNN.

Ever.

Again.",26,2016-11-09 07:22:58
d9sgsuz,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"But they'll say that Obama dug too deep a hole for them to fix in four years, conveniently ignoring that they were obstructing in Congress for the six years previous.",26,2016-11-09 07:18:55
d9si9t3,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Trump is speaking like a democrat. Unification. Infrastructure. Inner city support. 

This is awesome. I was worried his speech was going to be taunts and insults but he's delivering a great speech. ",25,2016-11-09 07:55:21
d9siogt,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"They are playing ""You can't always get what you want""... ...I don't know what to say about that...",25,2016-11-09 08:06:01
d9sgddl,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Damn Van Jones losing it

> You are being a horrible person right now

lol",25,2016-11-09 07:07:58
d9sgmwa,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Watching CNN right now...Do they remember that the camera's on?,25,2016-11-09 07:14:41
d9sh5h5,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Hillary raised more than twice the amount of money Trump did and had the support of the President of the United States and the majority of the media networks and still couldn't win.,25,2016-11-09 07:27:44
d9sh66a,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,This is what happens when the DNC decides to fuck itself over.,25,2016-11-09 07:28:12
d9sfpse,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Lads come over to scotland and get pished and pretend its all gonny be ok

We're still crying about brexit we'll mourn together",24,2016-11-09 06:52:47
d9sg704,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"John Podesta, Clinton campaign chair: ""They're still counting votes... several states are too close to call, so we're not going to have anything more to say tonight... Go home, get some sleep."" Speaking to the crowd where here victory party was supposed to be happening.",24,2016-11-09 07:03:38
d9sghrb,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Lol this panel on CNN is being real af right now,24,2016-11-09 07:11:01
d9sim5d,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,You really can shitpost your way to the presidency,24,2016-11-09 08:04:26
d9sgg0k,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,I wish Bernie won the nomination.,24,2016-11-09 07:09:48
d9shan7,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Maybe the wrong time to say this, but as a past Bernie voter and a current Stein voter: Told you so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUcrsMm8K0

relevant bit at 3:04

Now she's not even going to give a concession speech. I bet she didn't even prepare one. She was so overconfident that she couldn't even fathom losing. 



Don't call us lazy. We tried. We voted. We tried to make our voices heard and warned of what would happen if it wasn't. The establishment just stuck its head in the sand and hoped everyone would just give up and vote for a Candidate we didn't want. 

Clinton lost to THE MOST DISLIKED CANDIDATE ON RECORD! Imagine if the Republicans ran someone more ""normal."" This would have been a landslide. 

Hopefully this is a wake up call to the DNC. Reform the primary system, become more progressive, or wither away as a party of spineless Republican-lites. ",24,2016-11-09 07:31:23
d9shqxr,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"So let me get this straight.  Hillary calls Trump to concede yet her campaign manager said they want to wait the night until every last vote is counted?

Which is it?

",24,2016-11-09 07:42:22
d9sj28y,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Come together? After 8 years of obstruction? Yeah right. The gall of these people is unreal. 

",24,2016-11-09 08:14:46
d9sga6t,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,Say goodbye to slowing down climate change.,24,2016-11-09 07:05:42
d9sj21w,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Gotta say, as garbage as the polls were, the NYT live tracker was really solid at extrapolating precincts to full state tallies once the vote started rolling in.",23,2016-11-09 08:14:40
d9shibl,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Donal Trump is the President of a country. Wtf man...

Edit: *",23,2016-11-09 07:36:41
d9si7rn,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"The child on the right looks so terribly awkward.
I know its early in the morning, but have his wife next to him, instead of a tired scared kid.",23,2016-11-09 07:53:49
d9sgx3q,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Say it with me:

Attorney General Chris Christie.

Does that frighten you?",23,2016-11-09 07:21:47
d9sh5iq,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,NBC is reporting Trumps crowd is drunk and turning hostile to the press. Welcome to our future. ,23,2016-11-09 07:27:45
d9srye5,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"Welp, I woke up to a private message in my inbox from someone I've never interacted with telling me that I'm a little bitch...so yeah, I've got that going for me today.

",23,2016-11-09 13:24:42
d9sfug6,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"It's actually happening. I live in the UK and this makes me want to move into the wilderness. They're actually going to elect this idiot aren't they? I really fear for the world's safety after this, we have shown massive progress in climate change and he threatens to come in and shit all over that.

America, you're more silly than I ever thought.",23,2016-11-09 06:55:38
d9sfx59,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,This whole election was just a shit post ,23,2016-11-09 06:57:21
d9sfomt,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,"We'll get through this together, America.",23,2016-11-09 06:52:03
d9sfsch,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,The DNC shot itself in the foot and fucked over Sanders and the American people.,23,2016-11-09 06:54:19
d9sh8b5,5bz70q,2016 Final Election Day Returns Megathread,[deleted],23,2016-11-09 07:29:41