😩 monkey mad


redneck in the White House // Moccasin Creek 👍👌


@iStandy is he chunky?


“@AdderallHadMe: Adderall had me killing two birds with one stone http://t.co/wMiNpN64m2”💀


RT @_VodkaThoughts_: "Light beer? You mean faggot piss?" -Overly Powered Man


@aurabogado el negro?


@IntentionalTalk Half jar of marmalade, shaved monkey, saran wrap, mini horse. Give your best scene. #askkevin


“@ghostriderJ1: Yankees will never have someone wear a single digit uniform again after this season” Wow. Shows that is an epic organization


The Wayans bros is the most retarded show ever.


I'm not from the ghetto.


“There is a time & a place 4 decaf coffee. Never & in the trash." http://t.co/ZVJROXgNDQ” #MommyMonday humor via @JenerationPR & @theskimm


RT @NewYorkologist: Autographed Photo of Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig - New York Yankees 1928 | #NYC #NY #NYY http://t.co/mm2niIGP9X


.@nathirhussein Al Qaeda's market share is dropping faster than Viacom & Enron in the Jihadi stock market


“@El_Grillo1: Islamic State suspects in Indonesia are Chinese Uighurs http://t.co/58IDicaHzT”
Uighur Jihadis: they're not just a PRC tool.


The Pirates have made the playoffs and the Yankees are out...hell has frozen over


R-Surge For Charlie Baker-R of 9 points in Demo-State Mass against Coakley-D! DoG http://t.co/UOVtVG5nnM via @BostonGlobe


“@HeyKeifer: Oreos are basically dirt circles with cream.” True.


🍅🍅🍅 RT @GottliebShow: "Killer line?" @SBNationNBA: Josh Smith dropped a killer trash talk line on Kenneth http://t.co/C8d3sJoUpj”


RT @lexxxilove: I wake up in the middle of the night and chug the orange juice straight from the bottle. Sorry mom.


RT @NormSanders: I much prefer this classic blue and yellow Rams uniform to anything we've seen since that magical year. Not even close #st…


.@everSoTweetly4u Klain's real (sole) job is to dampen down the mushrooming bad PR and political fallout heading into Nov election.


Charlie Daniels couldve done a better job! #MNF


RT @kingdomofwench: @graceishuman I've also seen a lot of that "We're Democrats and we're for Charlie Baker!" ad which makes me want to scr…


I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/JHUuZpgr UPDATE ON UGANDA ANTI-GAY BILL: Freemasonry, Anglo-American Influence, and


Jihadis claim to have shot an #Iraq army Mi-35 attack helicopter in Beji & identify its pilot by name, rank


RT @LifeFlightGirl: When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first.

And that tells you everything you need to know abo…


RT @SBNation: Plenty of Kobe vs. Dwight trash talk after the game, too. http://t.co/YCwfrv7syX http://t.co/TRHYFjoIwc


@charliesheen Charlie PLEASE STOP. from 1 ole fart 2 another...


“@JukeJuke_9: Lance Stevenson gone leave Indiana” he trash anyway


Just as trash as the others. Fixed none of my issues. RT @SheSeauxSaditty: Naw. RT @GlitteryGlossy: Anyone download ios 8.0.2 yet?


Ayyyyy I'm sipping on a free slurpee and seeing The Front Bottoms tonight. I'm a happy clam.


RT @Lmao: When I make the paper ball into the trash can. 📰🏀💨 http://t.co/VjeGtjEP3X


@seansteiger31 @ me then faggot


@joshbuddy blue cheese crackers intrigues and repulses me at the same time.


He gets this bratty attitude from Brittany .... and its for the birds.


@tdwp327 practically anything that’s colored red often contain red pigments extracted from the female coccus costa, or cochineal insect.


#Yankees Damn you DirectTv blackout the Yankee game. With a freaking WALK OFF! You're killing me satellite douche.


Jamaica populated with island hillbillies. Even linguistics are kind of the same, if you sub the accent. Olde English derivatives.


bae won his game 😍 #redskins


@suchy_monster you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside 😊 #youCANsitwithus


@sassyharryballs ugly white bitch


Och hoe wonderbaarlijk dat Jan het alweer met n Marokkaanse BNer aan de stok heeft. Na Fatima, Lamyea, Tofik, nu ook Abdelka te min gevonden


@Sheen300 Ok. So for what reason did god make parasitic worms whose sole purpose is to burrow into the eye of a small African child?


Get two birds stoned at one time.


@PCMag Overpriced complete trash. Not even debatable.


#FemaleLogic is worse than the jig, I'm convinced


@antiamnesty @AppSame @WhiteHouse
I agree 100%. No naturalized citizenship, no anchor baby amnesty. All go to parents country of origin.


Shut up birds it's bed time.


Then Zerah the Cushite came against them with an army of one million men and 300 chariots. They came as far as Mare… http://t.co/LpbeB04j4r


"@Addicted2Guys: -SimplyAddictedToGuys http://t.co/1jL4hi8ZMF" woof woof hot scally lad


Are you tired of the "mock drafts"? Let's just do this: If Clowney is not the 1st pick, who thinks Round 1 becomes "chaos"? #ShowOfHands


@serenity_23 I assume so, the tranny went out this morning. I have a maxima.


RT @Nachumlist: Charlie Rangel: ´The Things We
Believe in Are Spiritual Damn Things´ http://t.co/NwgiJ1mjia


RT @SwaggVerified_: @TyJust_DoIt @Satisfied_x @Doit_LikeTre @_roeee but cant nobody at yall pep rally out jigg me


RT @SMACKHighAZ: "Seton Catholic where their own students talk trash about how low of a division there football team is in."


@efethegoddess The shirt trash 😢 and I'm leaving your room a mess 😊


RT @SarccasmicTw: Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse. Why am I jus…


RT @PBSAmerMasters: Happy birthday, Bob Newhart! The comedic legend turns 85 today: http://t.co/YOSx2VdAjb #AmericanMasters http://t.co/gew…


Trailor trash tina time 😬


They must be Russian birds! Russian birds are known for invading Chiminea. @SaintRPh @KimMarcumTexas


Padre /Yankee/Angel fans need to stfu


Why McDonald's breakfast good but the lunch trash


Supporters of officer Darren Wilson rally in St Louis http://t.co/HtfgJJ7kYt #ferguson #kkk #tcot #tpot #teabaggers #teaparty


RT @OhWowThatsAwk: a girl tweeted "you might be ghetto if u bring food from outside into the movies"

no u might be stupid if u pay 4.99 fo…


Every character on #Thesimpsons is trash. And they're trash on purpose. If you don't get that, you don't get the joke.


@HonorChrisKyle @_tony_soprano2 Amen on this tweet. 105 mm rockets from Victor Charlie leave a lasting impression.


Going to California today for some analyzer training. Going into Dick Whitman mode. Wish I had a tan colored suit to wear for the flight.


RT @TheVoiceOfMiami: Miami* RT @PacDaGoat: Houston has so many trash drivers


@Lvl_7_Eevee @UnicornCowboy @hisorraya I'll trade you one car drift for brownies.


RT @FeinsandNYDN: Yankees acquire Chase Headley from the Padres for Yangervis Solarte and Rafael DePaula.


I wept when #ThurmanMunson died, and I weep 35 years later. #Captain #Yankees


@YesseSmith I was born yellow


RT @TheComedyHumor: When I make a paper ball in the trash can http://t.co/mOxmRsOOv9


RT @HoskinsTy96: @Vontey_isa_boss 😂😂😂 ghetto ass mofos


@InfidelAlie that should read suck on my bacon encrusted middle finger Muslim twats


“@JuanNdaCut: When twitter rappers dm me their trash links http://t.co/o5Orzo1O19”


I love floating monkey heads as much as the next person but Active Surplus' website is just redonkulus. http://www.activesurplus.com/


RT @alisonkent: Also as part of my release day gift (yes, we get those!) this adorable bumblebee bear! #Montlake http://t.co/SC3AjXCiRB


@Johnny3_ @HPGuilty trash ain't it


Tattoos are about expression not meaning. One mans trash is another mans treasure 💡💰


@Fabulousjonna_ I need some red green & yellow pants & helly shirts express


@Auroramwj @marylmcaffry @BBAnimals It's a mutation. Genealogy is convoluted. Basically the zebra gene currieries are slaughtered=Extinction


This new avi trash or nah


@RobertGBeckel: "Do you know how good Ho-Ho's are at 2am?" @AndreaTantaros answers, "You haven't given up all your ho-ho's." Whoa. @TheFive


jig levitating for lousiville


Oreo milkshakes will forever remind me of @jay_ibarra95


RT @WORIDSTARHlPHOP: This talking eggplant skurred af https://t.co/KDwoApyvD0


#ThingsIWillTeachMyChild how to play deez niggas n bitches dat be snakes


@StarIsTheFuture you call @GOPBlackChick house nigger and she's the racist? Fathom the hypocrisy in that statement.


Sorry Sam, I went to @elonuniversity RT @wulfpacksam83: Is wes durham woody durham son???? If so, why is that tar baby doing a PACK game.


RT @WOWFoodPics: Oreo Shake http://t.co/YE22nl8bsE


@heavensenttynae nd you kno how much I love clams lol


Perhaps I'm not a "diehard" Yankee fan, but there's no more point in watching this debacle #Yankees #Tigers #MLB So what else is on? LOL


"@ayyee_ceee_: One mans trash 🚮 is another mans treasure 🏆"


@Progress4Ohio @msnbc @meetthepress Would not spend my money on trash like that!


Finally done wif mock regents 😌


I'd kill to meet Charlie Sheen.


Damn it be cold fo a colored man


RT @YoShortyMa: I'll kill this bitch no hesitation http://t.co/UxePa9LVi5


RT @ImNeverChillin: When yo phone go off in class & the teacher say "turn that trash off" but it's one of the songs on yo mixtape http://t.…


@Sarakateee @FaZe_Rain I wouldn't be proud that faze is in your family. He's horrible for one and two he's ugly trailer trash... #fazeisgay


I hate my dog's name.. It sounds so ghetto. 😐


Sometimes, even I gotta tell these hoes to grow up smh


Literally in the middle of the ghetto and these people look scary


Why are people saying don't let guys treat you like a yellow starburst? That's my favorite.


third party keyboards on iOS 8 trash


@butterfliesblue I heard green tea makes you lose weight.... And Imma coon so that explains the watermelon


That mocha colored chick doe>>>> think I fell in love😍😍😍


Knock em down wit sum chunky 😤🔫


RT @proofgelato: Sweet treat at lunch today - raspberry gelato, gin+juice sorbet & brownie gelato! #GelatoCart Thursday - can't wait ...


@erinscafe Bu I do. I do hate the playa. And the Yankees. If I hate the Yankees for their payroll I have to hate the Dodgers.


RT @calvin2000: Really? This is what's concerning him right now? MT @katiecouric: Looking forwd to speaking with John Kerry tomorrow AM abo…


The #midwest of the US is white trash.


@Herfarm Move out of our country teabaggers!


RT @KingDrayn: @rosebeforehoes2 don't forget we gotta take out trash and need milk...and spermicidal lube


Darkies DGAF! RT @Maxin_Betha @80sbaby4life gotta chill wit his yellow #4thofJulyFly outfit man RT @dominicanraf http://t.co/uImF6sDI


Them brownies tho 😌👌


RT @ThomasKeneally: Obersturmfuhrer Matthias, my wife is a superb financial brian. Carry on with your labelling in her presence, and see ho…


RT @TheCheapOne: What you see is what you get! I'm a guy with a love of adventure and a need for speed, Charlie Brown!


"You hit no lights, no line for toco bell at 2 in he morning, and Diana's back in her house. It's a miracle" - Charlie @dianaaaxo


She May Be Dumb As A Stump, but even Sarah mocks OBAMA! http://t.co/Qwxb4wbfZq”


@chrisbickert i want it! I love her gooks! she is awesome where did you get it?


“@Yummy: Oreo ice cream cake 🙌 http://t.co/dvabPmgQjo” 😍


@BlackManUSA @texasdivepro Historical point: cracker was a term for the Irish settling in the woods of the mid-Atlantic. Hardly offensive.


I'm 81 and I still eat animal crackers

 #EMABiggestFans1D


@QueenSAVage97 naw I Juss like making you a lil mad 😂 I have been gone for too long tho I hate the boonies🙍😴


I love fuckin wit people. I be givin greedy ass nigas old as crackers wit expired cheese dey be callin me like” nigga im shittin likea goose


@ShojoAIE a bright neon yellow gauntlet


@ReverendGrim @TitsOfAnarchy
I likes dat name. Dem sand niggers needs to know dare place in da pecker order


This hot chocolate and Famous Amos too bomb right now


There's a special place in hell for people who slam on their brakes for yellow lights 😔🔫


@charliesheen Charlie, im an old lady. don't EVER SAY UGLY THINGS ABOUT UR CHILDRENS MOM.. I GET IT!!!, JUS DONT! BIG HUG


@MillerCoors Thanks for the follow guys! I'm enjoying a cold yellow belly right now.


@JonnieSantana He's definitely trash. But if Bill Cohwer or Stanford 's head coach want the job I'd hire them. With a new gm of course


Charlie and Ron has constantly put out heat for their entire careers


Someone shut this beaner up please.


RT @LuvKittensDaily: Oreo being adorable http://t.co/5ZMZVT0sUl


RT @HobsonDarlene: "@1Corinthians126: @HobsonDarlene #BlessJesus Amos 3:3 Can two walk together, unless they are agreed? #DifferentLevels"
…


“@rihanna: We raided Nicki's wig closet for the summer! Bad gals just wanna have fun! http://t.co/0paNscImEw” this bitch has the a nerve smh


@carlybaejepsen trash


I from the planet of apes king Kong clips


@iStricer You are hairy like a monkey. : P


I hate yellow jackets can't feel arms and back lol


RT @DavidBCohen1: Will Coakley go 0-2 in "can't lose" races? RT @seanspicer: wow, just wow -- @BostonGlobe : Charlie Baker for Governor htt…


RT @TheOnlyReed: IDC what phone u got, lol silly nigger


I went outside and got mad bc this weather is trash


This white bitch tried to set me up for a racial war ... Lol bitch it's impossible I'm smarter then you


Officials: Jihadi Cockroaches Now Booking Tickets On Cruise Ships To Syria http://t.co/hWKfMe75kx http://t.co/rLTlVYGpTl


#BlessJesus Amos 5:10 There are those who hate the one who upholds justice in court and detest the one who tells the truth.


KaasPiet,bloemPiet.?lol men weet van gekkigheid niet meer hoe ze simpele oplossing tegen racisme moet maken.Zolang maar blanke beslissing is


What a fag


@jazqui That's why I'm partially glad that I have to say "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here" to slip into my Kermit voice well.


@prtini Yes. And the @Yankees. And stalking weird people. SO MANY THINGS. #pr20chat


Gorgeous RT@EmrgencyKittens: Calico Maine coon cat http://t.co/jalyL7h60f


@bitchkrieg like the new AVI. My Twitter is retarded and shows you in the cubs hat but when I stalk your profile it show the new one


RT @pgammo: That the Yankees have won four straight Shane Greene starts and 7 of 9 speaks to his stability in a season of starters' emergen…


RT @Theprinceofnj: “@SMCo71: " if you aint bout that Murder Game pussy nigga shut up "”252 GANG 😂😂😂😂😂


I took 2 "Rebel vs. Yankee" tests (40 questions, accents, word usage) and scored a total % of 47.5% Rebel vs. 52.5% Yankee in southern Pa.


RT @UberFacts: The strings attached to boxes of animal crackers were originally put there so that the box could be hung from Christmas tree…


Omer Asik so trash on the offensive side of the floor dude real life murky doo doo water


Yankees shouldn't rely on the long ball in the playoffs #Yankees #MLB


@OfficialCCane naah da twitter bird 😞


RT @RussOnPolitics: GOP nominee for #MAgov Charlie Baker's "fisherman story" falls apart. He deserves an Oscar for his play crying. http://…


RT @tracksideonline: There will be track sweeping during this yellow.


Thanks Charlie, have a great evening @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @PattiSM74


RT @NittiYayo: I think I got da bird flu


RT @NerdLifeThuggin: Skin Diamond really was the last champion for ebony porn. Everything else is kinda trash now.


@SunyHD abouta get him some crayons and animal crackers after 8:30pm 😂😂


mall with my fellow ginzos to do some christmas shopping @Vinnyliarda @Dimi_Artale @Billythathird #fuckdimmy #vinnysnotmadon #billgetsbuns


RT @RudeBoi_Drew: @PAPER_CHAYSIN condom were invent for that sole purpose


RT @ItsJustJill: Obama Says He’s “Irritated” But “Does Not Feel Repudiated” After Losing Senate (Video) http://t.co/2U10aolKXG
Awwwww...ho…


@VNNForum These Marxist kikes promoted Anti-Semitism by creating this film, what was their incentive? They just promote their enemies.


#faggots are MERELY a #scientific indicator that SOMETHING IS WRONG> Do not celebrate as "unique indiviuals" for they are #cancer>


@JustTooMuchCake Lmao. it bel ike that nowadays


Sweet yellow bone thang, I call her Honey mustard... http://t.co/IsFduDu9bx


Let's play "What will the ghetto white girl with neck tattoos in front of me buy."
If you answered Cigarillo's...you've seen this episode b4


10 RT @ParadoxicalMike 1.5 RT @iDavey On average, 2. But I can be an 8 when need be. "@SinsOfMyFather_ On a scale of 1-10 how ghetto are u?"


@hand_tex @drapermark37 humans are evil man. Cutting tusks of these beautiful animals so chinks think the get a hard on.


@Gladvillian u want me to make u one of my ghetto nunchucks, they come in singles and double_ended


Selling ex lax brownies in front of Meijer to pregnant women. #GoodDeed


I'm getting sleepy and my phone is acting retarded...


RT @LilyBean1313: And I thought I had a problem! #Oreos http://t.co/jfrBKzE1T5


RT @AlxJames10: I mean sometimes eating a carton of Double Stuf Oreos is your only option.


RT @CuhCuhCraig: Is that Kawhi Leonard? Smh RT “@iDntWearCondoms: Wow u really gonna leak ou.. Nvm RT @MsJoseline: Ion need I fuc nig http:…


Big Squawk: Q: when will DFL dump Ryan "Uncle Tom" Winkler?
} Not going to happen Berg
Bleat on.
#mngop proud #stribpol #mnleg


@Big_Jim777 happy birthday you dirty little bird 😈 tear it up 🍻🎉🎈


Time to start listing to il spook


Wait a minute... Bowyer causing a yellow in a Chase race RT @Knighter01: Caution, 15 #NASCAR


RT @ClicquotSuave: bunch of rappers boutta flood the internets w/ trash remixes


how ah yardie reach wyoming?? (live at http://t.co/8N9mI46CBU)


#foxnews cuts away when a Democrat talks and claim to be fair and balanced. LMAO network full of #teabaggers and liars.


He said capri-sun and zebra cake😂


Someone at my household wants to die. I get all excited to enjoy a couple of Oreos, but someone left ONLY ONE. ONE FRIGGIN' OREO. 😡😤😠🔪🔫


@DannyMndz93 @Titan21Mtzzz he's still a pogue though


This store is SO redneck...


@tayscalf must have run out of brownies


"Generate ASCII boxes with NodeJS" all I see is the ability to bring flappy-bird in node via ASCII tubes and bird ^_^ http://t.co/lRJWDFhv7T


RT @kuczaaaK: I'm getting trash talked by a 8 year old #wtf


After seeing Kansas play Duke a couple weeks ago, I could tell you I'm surprised that Charlie Weis has been let go...but I'm not.


Real talk not being byes or nothin! The whole NFC south glad bag trash this year none of the teams have a chance making it to the playoffs!


RT @NYeoman: Jets, Bills and Dolphins all win. How does sole possession of last place feel Mr. Belichick?


RT @LJSpagnoli: Isis and Jihadi Terrorists 'Post 90 Tweets Every Minute' to Spread Propaganda http://t.co/eRJMveF996


RT @MrStories: I can't wait to see the new planet of the apes.


@jsimsromance My guy is a Maine coon and a total cuddle bum. Every one that I've ever met has been super friendly.


@NoMeatballs @mtaraban is so excited about his red velvet brownie.


It feels awkward to have the @Yankees playing against the @Reds. I mean, we all know who I'm rooting for, but it's awkward.


The republican teabaggers hate this but screw em. http://t.co/6iutHYvhQm


RT @RubinReport: You can mock Michelle Obama's #TurnipForWhat video, but the turnip is now third in line of succession for president. https…


@elchavaloko Toma ESO negros @panama


Charlie Furbush #WhyDidIGoogle @midnight


RT @CloydRiversPics: Ran outside mullet flowin', nips shown'. Shotgunned a cold one and yelled, "Saturday, welcome back you sexy beast. Mer…


Shylock & Wongs: 3 Incidents of Democrat Bigotry In 3 Weeks - Media Mum http://t.co/rX8ynPg1Yd via @BreitbartNews


Lmfao no you didnt RT @SS4_Fresh: @vivelacourtney got cute new avi and all but she too old for colored contacts 👉👀🙈


*waits for Fanduel to hit me with the jig*


RT @aekulze: In Hopes of Recruiting More Women, ISIS Opens Jihadi Finishing School http://t.co/xlxdfZxS9s @vocativ http://t.co/E3hhzNThrk


I wish faggots like @tyga would stop making music, rack city was fucking awful. Get the fuck outta michigan.


Rudy Throws Fastballs Near Charlie’s Chin..(No Sweat) Crist Ducking Giuliani Campaign Politics In Florida! DoG http://t.co/EJpdwlS5qj’s-chin


RT @GlennSoucy1: The crows warned you to stay away from the island. Will you?
THE SOUL COLLECTOR
http://t.co/VTc661dC65 #IAN1 http://t.co/1…


I would went in on that ref hell, with a post game interview saying he called me sad and trash.


“@BobbyBudnic Oxtails and yellow rice is blasphemy” boneless


@karmendanielle_ let the coons be great it's in the dream


RT @A_single_bear: I accidentally ate a few fireflies last night while chewing some leaves I found. The shameful yellow glow of my mouth wa…


Well Jenna's getting a yellow lab so I know where ill be whenever I'm home


@RudyJay711 Asains had to take the Wu Tang Clan; the draft was suppose to be for half breed like me and @MikeTaylorShow #FallingInTheDraft


Going through my computer and found the "Shake that monkey" video we made freshman year in Dillard! 😂😂 @BruhKiaraThrowd was Too Short


@FreeAJay you understand you look like a real life dyke right? Like you look like a WNBA dyke bro. A sports bra & bball shorts wearing dyke


Oh I forgot we lived in the ghetto....#hoodrats


Mother Nature hates the Yankees and baseball


@kayliefarmer hey now there's no need for foul language you kike


RT @RosieZaya1: Ur fucking white trash


RT @losthistories: In DC Fri 1/3: Bengali Harlem reading/convo @busboysandpoets 14th St @SAALTweets @teachingchange @ThatWhichIsTold http:/…


RT @marsrader: The incredible scales of celestial bodies. http://t.co/NZV80jRmiG


We're going to make the school look so redneck tomorrow.


“@PubesOnFleeK: My tweets trash”


iOS 8 autocorrect is trash RT @No_Can_Do__: My phone be capitalizing the dumbest things!


@TG_Hawks #yellow 🌝


@derek_gatewood it's not ghetto you fool.


#np Shy Glizzy - Awwsome (Remix) (Feat. 2 Chainz & A$AP Rocky) via @Spinrilla. http://t.co/OWxtdRKWbC


@Pete_OR i prefer zebra visually. Didn't know about lesser costs.


RT @hoadie1006: #vermontgirlsbelike my hick accent comes out when I get around my family #vermontproblems @THISISVT


Good morning Charlie @Charlie4927 @jrstws @qnoftherealm @SavvyHuman @scdorn @yrwol7 @PlainUnamerican @ErickInNC @PuterPrsn @tomwfry


@ImpactParasite just fuckin roasted this faggot


RT @BeyondBanksy: #BreakingNews #streetart #graffiti #new #mural by duo EtamCru in #Rome #Italy #morning #breakfast #coffee #trash http://t…


RT @mitchmancuso: @BrantPrintup:What straight guys take a picture of themselves naked in a hot tun.What fags @jakesiwy @Ryan_Murphy3 @Randy…


RT @monogrammedprep: God is a Yankees fan. #FarewellCaptain


just found out @IUBloomington has an #Australian president! #hoosiers are my team #hoosierstate #indiana #iu #iubb #big10 20-2 tonight!


My sister told me that I look like a bird. While my past told me that I look like an alien.


@ashleyypat17 if im trash ur trash since we baes now


I was in love with Charlie 😩


RT @walshnyc: Which World Cup Teams Are Jihadis Rooting For? http://t.co/ecU754zHKk @versharma @vocativ http://t.co/8z0B7ocMqP


@Lucci_Dpc What did I prove for you? That you're blissfully ignorant? Group thinker? Political chump and race traitor?


Bigots demand recount in #Idaho #gay rights ordinance referendum http://t.co/TorYEXxMwi #tcot #teaparty #teabaggers #lgbt


I also had a dream that I went to the FOB show and FOB was rude to me and @audizzle was getting badly hit on by some creep


RT @FoodPornsx: Deep Fried Oreos 🙌👅💦 . http://t.co/dy7QT1Jtlg


Why is my mother bothering me about the trash? It's my day off leave me alone and stop nagging


'2' good: Jeter hero for Yankees in send-off http://t.co/oStFoBGuFa via @ESPNNewYork


RT @mundyspeaks: Poll: Florida Governor Rick Scott is leading Charlie Crist by five points. http://t.co/W2Kkny4Nvy


Was finna slit my eyebrows up in the shop but nahhhhhh.
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Serious question here; How many country songs mention honkey tonk(s)?


HOT ISIS SOCIAL MEDIA PHOTO: Laughing Jihadis Get Baby To Kick Severed Head – ***warning, graphic*** http://t.co/P4MiSIV5A1 #tcot #pjnet


@Lvl_7_Eevee @UnicornCowboy @hisorraya I just wanted brownies man


RT @iLostMySanity: RT @5EarthQUakE: Most trash Halloween candy of all time. Don't debate me on this http://t.co/YMQWTSvD0h


Now I'm gook boy shawty http://t.co/LAAaHsTYeB


@pubsubs @Adessences @tzanchan86 btw, genocide isn't war. The people of Gaza are no more combatants than the people of the Warsaw ghetto.


@jaaaaaade__ You can't see it but I'm flipping you the bird


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★ http://t.co/O8JoZOKFEI


RT @DragonflyJonez: "You men are trash if your homeboy is cheating and you dont tell his wife/girl and break up their family." LOLNO


RT @Anastacia_Cole: I like being Asian and all but it's a struggle having squinty eyes in every picture


“@AshlynWynns: I'm a "mud shark" because I have black friends. Makes perfect sense. 😂😭😂😭 #idiotic” @


this movie is actually good cuz its so retarded


@brianabrazilian oh... my phone is some trash! but you knew that!


RT @fabulousanimals: A monkey with a mustache by Thomas Kienzle http://t.co/J5PA2BoU23


RT @ConservativeLA: Let the Dem concern-trolling commence in earnest! Wagons ho!


RT @FoodTabloid: Oreo cake http://t.co/iJ0idCAQMl


@1Corinthians126 #Jesus Genesis 2:19 Out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every #bird of the sky #Initiating


Sheehey back door cuts still go un guarded! #IU #HoosierHoops #hoosiers


Gone bust it open for a real nicca 😜😜


RT @NavyAssLos: Hunter Hurt Helmsley RT @Rich_GMI: Cut the imaginary height shit. Most of the women tweeting about it sleep alone every nig…


@vh1ADENECA @260chocolate @4Sunshinejones1 aye, I respect ya hustle and all but dont tweet me anymore trash ass videos...thank u kindly


Our female guinea pig is pregnant 🎊🎉🎁😍😍😍


@BettinaVLA @9975Ts @SenWarren She's just another straight-up conscienceless liar. Soulless criminal trash.


@RottenStench
Dat was Charlie


You NEED an iPhone to use their stupid watch? Apple is just grabbing people ankles and shaking the money out of rubes pockets.


" momma said no pussy cats inside my doghouse "


some kid in an angry birds costume bumped into me and I fell over making something else fall over into something else which wobbled and..


@sisternoles Fingers crossed for you. If not? Chug chug chug lol


RT @kostaskarelis: Cincy fans talk trash about the city of #CLE and then root for the @Cavs like they belong. #stillCLE #CLEallday #GoBrowns


Three little birds


@AutyAut_ I miss you!!! *Eating as we speak* I miss you red bone and that cooking 😩😩😩😍😍😍😞!!


Charlie Rangel: Some Republicans 'Believe That Slavery Isn't Over' | Truth Revolt: http://t.co/NpbdPk0Cqz
Bam, Race Card Vote Democrats out


New @TimbersFC jersey should be yellow with a green chevron stripe like charlie brown's jersey


I confess. I'm autistic or something. I thought #Aerosmith #DreamOn was #LedZeppelin until like yesterday....... #retarded


@datachick Humanity really needs to get past this whole "slow down and stare at the scene of an accident" ape mentality we have :-/


@monkbent What's with that come-at-me-bro bird? Stressful.


RT @OmarImranTweets: Media be like:

*Muslim whale attacks US Navy*
*Muslim tiger attacks Zookeeper*
*Muslim bird attacks Eiffel Tower*
*Mu…


#PDPLive is on November 10th. Get your early bird tickets from http://t.co/7xcL4Kyiuv @LifeOfShan http://t.co/ZcnP1ljoOW


@CharlieDaniels Come on Charlie!
OUR GOVERNMENT WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THE DESERT TORTOISE!
Atleast, that's what Barack Obama Says...


@zhandlen I love WHITE NOISE and love Delillo. I’ve resisted reading HOUSE OF LEAVES for years. It mocks me on my shelf.


RT @Opatz1: Fuck michelle obama. That monkey doesnt belong in the white house


trash http://t.co/oeDKEHyyXJ


Now I am seeing chatter among Jihadi fans taking credit for an alledged kidnapping of a Frenchman in #Algeria #France


@pragathiguru , i'm viswa moulie. I wanna be ur friend.. Please, shall i ?


@simons_lives keep in shape for the ski slopes


RT @Giants: Mariano Rivera now has a street outside Yankee Stadium named after him, which Giants have also had similar honors: http://t.co/…


I need sleep but can't seem to get that place that let's you clam down and sleep :(


RT @badnradbrad: @whattheflocka lol have u seen when ike and his kindergarten teacher start having a sexual relationship


Ciara not a ghetto name.. Well kinda but it’s not “ASHANTI”


RT @sorryimalex: "now 5sos is starting to tweet the hashtag, they're trash!" #vote5sos http://t.co/llkuz6VtAi


Free patterns - Adorable crochet borders Butterfly, ladybug, flower bumblebee and hat edging, trim, http://t.co/FOtJbqWyEg


@solopo82 y'all got the Taxis right now? And can I get the Oreo 5's right now if possible?


@Titan4Ever2488 how do Yankees fans look back on Gary Sheffield's time with the team?


WATCH-Obama’s Newly Released Gitmo Jihadi Has Links To Terrorists In Syria http://t.co/GufKoy44tk http://t.co/3n7M4PfNMx


RT @markhoppus: Yes, yes I know all about the FOB reconciliation. IT WAS MY IDEA! You're welcome.


RT @Honey_GotBunns: @1stBlocJeremiah lmfaoo NEVER I be Dolo , I dont got no niggas, & for my old hoes FUCK ALL THEM 👊😂😂😂


Weed brownies >>>> 😩👏


@theeCHACO @danawhite you watching this trash?


He never replied to my asking about his calling me a "redneck" @gigg423 @psherm07 @EchoesErrant @jstines3


Free birds. Lol


RT @TrucksHorsesDog: Coincky~dink http://t.co/53bnMFYQZA


"@soxdawg: RAWR!! RT @skinrubberboi: "My" sexy French scally. I love him! #frenchscally http://t.co/5idQ3R5Akz" sexy scally woof woof


Mississippi state fans are the best to just mock. It's so easy. Poor state. It's hard getting wins against top 25 opponents. #FailState


Swap meet bound #beaner


RT @Smiilze: I'm finally finished work. I'm going to have to chug this bottle of wine to catch up to you guys. Challenge accepted.


@M_A_Larson @SteveStreza You're saying zebras are goth?


One of the world's most prominent Jihadi forums just got shut down → http://t.co/9vafK90DOU


RT @ThinkingOfJacob: So I took a 1000 pictures with him and he ate all the brownies I made but he's the new homie @macdemy http://t.co/cZeO…


@wbpictures no, i do not wish to spend $40+ to go to a filthy theatre and watch a fuzzy screen with bad sound. #ANNABELLE


RT @ChrissyNich: To call Martin baker an Uncle Tom and uppity because he's not siding with the majority pure ignorance....


Hey if I stir a Spider, Rockstar, and Monster together and chug it, would I /definitely/ be hospitalized or just maybe? Asking for a friend


RT @TheXbone: Twitch Plays Call of Duty. Enter trash talk in the chat, the auto-aim will do the rest


o yea!!! liking the yellow:) http://t.co/2wj4wdd0


RT @guypbenson: Confused. Are lefties using the #Bridgeghazi hashtag to mock the bridge situation as frivolous, or seriously equating the t…


RT @BARRYCLERJUSTE: Whatchu sayin hoe, YOU KNOW IM THE MAN HOE


@true_east_ trash what? http://t.co/IUdvnQCkB4


@hotzgeor Kept the border open to disease from Central America, lowest workforce part. % since Carter, yep, a real boon to NC.@ThomTillis


Oreos and coffee for brunch. I do what I want!


Never seen purple bird poop until today lol http://t.co/4Psdx11Uu1


@TheBlondeBetch WHOA sorry for the spell check error, its not ho it was hey so sorry


This does create a slippery slope tho , players gonna have to watch they mouth too , no tolerance for ignorance anymore


I missing something of my ofay friends. Day all scared by da recent happenings. Don't chu worry...ol Lamar say you like da colored folk


International law enforcement operation disrupts Shylock banking malware - PCWorld: International law enforcem... http://t.co/XEzf7Cj5qT


RT @lnsaneTweets: when other girls wear beanies they look cute & stylish but when i wear them i look like a member of a drug cartel who sel…


@GingerDemoness @RiotCast @weirdmedicine
I wants to call bouts my vitaligro but I ain't sho if you a doctor fo da colored folk


"@MaxMayo77: http://t.co/PrrskknqRv" love frat boy w/ soft long soles


@k_tempsss lol then they have one more flavor I think it's yellow idk.. But yea there bomb.


#Yankees 6-0. Nine straight hits. Price... Not your night.


This music is trash


RT @iRepFrisco: Should've lost in Carolina, in Houston & tonight in St. Louis! #Lucky

#Seahawks are complete trash!!


I need a cowboy killer and a cold one about now. @mr_dtb probably too tired tho to get down.😝


RT @DameStr8Cash: @JaeTips I know that's trash


I almost stepped on a bird running around the floor ah they are so creepy


RT @ShitPussiesSay: Dudes built like a crushed Twinkie http://t.co/1WsYI6gDVP


“@KarynHalpin: Where do all the foreskins go when they circumcise a guy?” the Foreskin Fairy takes them after you put them under your pillow


@Bywatergal @Yankees @EmpireStateBldg That game winning hit in Thursday capped a great career. The guy is a 1st ballot HOF. Or else.


@Hovaa_ #niggerfood #niggerperson #you #are #a #nigger


RT @DennisssBeauty: @VivaLaZulema looked like Princess Bella in that yellow dress👸👸


cleaned all the bird nests out of the downspouts and ready for more rain, the baby birds are out now. respect the birds.....and bees (:


RT @mandylea25: I've talked too much trash for OU to lose today..


RT @SVL305: @VJtechsupport @YoungMcFly the real reason y she gave up rapping was because of ME.. i called her trash to her face n asked for…


@Dswizzle3 @Dswizzle boy u look like big bird off of sesame street


That 'Ouija' movie look like trash


Black people like @ChiefKeef disgust me laughing at someone who died dumb monkey ass niggas like you need to be locked up just for stupidity


RT @NightValeRadio: A quick lesson on the birds and the bees: The birds are looming, oily, sudden. The bees are bulbous, shrieking, hungry.…


I know right. Get one guy out!! Man! @pjmclaugh: You had ONE JOB, Josh@Nobz13 Outman! #Yankees”


RT @Yankees: Gardy goes yardy again! He leads off the game with a HR for the second straight night, and it's 1-0 #Yankees!


@NatlFascist88 @waspnse Jews and white race traitors have to be swept clean so the Aryan race can survive.


RT @NFL_Memes: Buckwheat and Porky http://t.co/bo96nelS2P


RT @VinceSports: Best #CollegeGameday sign ever! The Dak-ness is spreading! Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories. #ChappelleShow http://…


triple fudge brownie chunk ice cream #LifeChanging


RT @Krislisisms: Hot 97 trash.


"@KeyshawnSwag: Peel up peel up bring it back up rewind back where I'm from they move Shaq from the line" ooooow who tf said that trash!!?


@KeebitHalal @LogansWarning gotta love it when the islamofascist cow tries to make a retort about age, typical muzzie idiocy


Stop Smokin' Bathsalt, Charlie Brown! #rejectedpeanutsspecials


"@MaxMayo77: http://t.co/XpSC3makgJ" sexy lad with hot soles and arches.


Dude was talmbout "I don't know why everyone hates Nickelback!" Because they're trash, that's why.


RT @wleerpcv: My Chinese social media feed is in total hysteria over the onset of bird flu & recent dead pigs in the river in #Shang ...


@PowlengMawi yung nakalagay sa second page ng handout na may closed ended questions etc. Tapos lalagay sa 1/2 yellow pad


RT @SweetiePaii: RT if you listen to these bands 😊

A7X
PTV
SWS
ATL
BVB
ADTR
BMTH
YMAS
FOB
AA
Blink 182
TDG
SS
FIR
MCR

Follow me & everyon…


#AZmonsoon lot of rain, too bad it wasn't enough to wash away the teabagger racist white trash in the state. #Tcot #teaparty #azflooding


I ignore birds


RT @chicagotribune: Chicago will not refund $7.7 million made from red light tickets issued after yellow lights were shortened http://t.co/…


“@Maxwell_Larsen: When you live this gay, you can't be afraid of two black dicks in your butt" you fucking queer


RT @collegefession: "My first adult decision i made in college was to buy a guinea pig #NoRagrets #AlsoNoBeerMoney" - University if Iowa


@GoneWithKalijah She was always a pathetic mutt desperately seeking attention & a purpose. No matter what JP writes that will never change


RT @WillMcAvoyACN: An ad for the Haitian charity "Water Is Life" mocks people who use #FirstWorldProblems hashtag through juxtaposition. ...


i get what that girls point seems to be but colored people died during the holocaust and 9/11. ((if that's a picture of the holocaust idk))


Video: Charlie Baker remembers Tom Menino http://t.co/vdaOWLZksv


I can't wait to post the designs of my new walkout shirts, sweaters, and hats! Should have the official mock up done tomorrow. They're sexy.


@Tom_Morehart @cjc_is_alive @JoshuaTyl0r 9 of 15 BCS titles, $314 mil in revenue. It's great being in a redneck conference. And not in Ohio.


The Yankees still suck! @nikaaaa3


RT @SethMacFarlane: And thus endeth our warm, fuzzy holiday lesson: Never take those you love for granted, for they can be gone in a flash.


This being too sick to function is for the birds ! I was starting to feel slightly better earlier,now I feel like death again!


This guy is nits“@Lucci_Dpc: i learn new things every day, u the only one still talkin bout jim crow. There go that republican hypocrisy”


I hear the birds in the summer breeze; I drive fast; I am alone at midnight.


“@jerseyzbest74: eagles fans dont except the fact that mcoy been trash this year and that everybody figured out that spread offense” #StopIt


faggot http://t.co/tkPokv3ncd


Traffic in the gables <<<<<<<<


RT @ChrisPalmerNBA: Udonis talking some big trash to Lance. LeBron holds him back.


wish I had a brownie or a dab to knock me out rn


“@OGBEARD: Some of y'all bios are trash.” Mine pretty good


Just cleaned my fingernails with a knife. #hillbilly @shanemoses625


!!! RT @mayasolovely: As a woman you shouldn't complain about cleaning up your house. & as a man you should always take the trash out...


@samzbikowski Cody is ALWAYS calling people "nigger". He's a fucking spaz!


So Politico says Rney will win and then goes after Gallup for doing the same thing. LMAO at you #teabaggers #morningjoe


Good! She's a ghetto thug! “@grasswire: "So FPD just arrested @SenNasheed for being in the street. #Ferguson” https://t.co/puIwlUnBIz”


Cheer up Charlie.


@richarddeitsch yeah,but the cripple not getting up clean helped the call out...wouldn't have been fair either way


RT @Now_Thats_Fresh: Every Seth McFarlene cartoon is trash yall love low iq comedy


RT @mathewsjw: Muslim Jihadi fighters book tickets on cruise ships to Syria and Iraq  http://t.co/auFmcZ01Y3


RT @DanaPerino: Was just handed this on my flight. Must be in good hands on this bird! http://t.co/7vJwDCdTxV


Great lead battle and then Ricky hits Danica for a yellow. Oh boy. #NASCAR


is it ghetto to grease yo scalp at work


RT @ItsFoodPorn: Oreo Ice Cream Sandwiches http://t.co/8ha6Xac0h5


RT @ooxlexx: I can't stand to be around ghetto girls.💆


I hear the same thing day in and day out.... its for the birds.


@Lov3Tadaisha 😂😂😂 a box full of yellow crayons.


"@MLBNetwork: Stay tuned to @MLBNetwork for an update on the report that @Yankees 1B @teixeiramark25 will be out 8-10 weeks" @dliming35 #bum


@vernon1488 town . At a movie with friends. I stabbed a nig 3 times and got sent to prison. Justice?


Lmao RT @iPOSTBADTWEETS: Lowkey Peyton Manning trash


RT @TyWahlbrink: @victoriakuhlman One day more until turkey, it will nip me in the belly, we'll be ready for the stuffing, we will wet ours…


Never turned my back on the birds


This is really for @BrianStann RT @JimDaves: @WesDurham Exploding giant yellow ducks. You’ll appreciate this: http://t.co/SpOhTpl8uV


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/Nkvy9nwyzj


Charlie Sheen's Video Message to President Obama http://t.co/kCRWTbCqZd


RT @jimmerfredette: I hope the Yankees game doesn't get rained out tonight. It's going to be a special atmosphere and game. Jeter deser…


Taking out a second mortgage and betting it all on the Yankees winning the World Cup. They win a lot; seemed like a no-brainer to me.


RT @MaryWCVB: Congressional Hopeful Richard Tisei stops in at Baker's Swampscott Rally. But still no Charlie. #wcvb http://t.co/uycfEng3B9


RT @vodkapapixo: Black girls have never been into me. I guess cause I don't call them hoes, sell drug's or shoot niggas o well.


Drinking folie a deux wine and playing fall out bird hahaha


Stop rt'ing Celtics trash please


RT @490xl: why get attached to people when you can jump in a trash can and feel the same way


RT @Harry_Styles: A bird pooped on me.


RT @SteveStfler: Rise of the planet of the apes http://t.co/10yadnRfKS


RT @SportsCenter: Peyton Manning's remarkable season:
• 5,477 Pass yds (NFL record)
• 55 Pass TD (NFL record)
• 450 completions
• likely ho…


RT @JoshYohe_Trib: I wrote whole game story on how Orpik shut down Ovi two nights in a row. Many of you will mock this. But he was really, …


I would describe @whatupag's work as blaxican.


Review: The Yanks are Coming! A Military History of the United States in World War I http://t.co/Hv4k1yZACH via @BreitbartNews


Mentions probably look like a septic tank. RT @BillCosby: Go ahead. Meme me! http://t.co/2QttvwWICy #CosbyMeme http://t.co/72IMb6Rfzn


"@TEE_JONEZ: @KingCuh @16stanleys I'm not mad cuh hahaha" suure.. tuku ho ita! 😂😂


@CarlavanderWaal @Jaymaroley & als je over Syrie tweet, volg @Partisangirl maar, zij komt er vandaan & zal je precies uitleggen hoe of wat.


RT @VUULibrary: It is Shakespeare's birthday. Take a look at some Shakespearean trash talk. http://t.co/JSy3UFfaIb


RT @ItsFoodPorn: Oreo Cheesecake Bars http://t.co/RlHHIM98FL


RT @magicjuice: #giantduck #pittsburghduck #yellow #livestream #wpxi #nofliter @ Duckburgh http://t.co/AnAX2lzcRi


@Willstreakk @Tycff10111 by trash I meant u lmaooo


RT @LynchieWCVB: Big night at WCVB. Martha Coakley-Charlie Baker debate here at 7, Bruins-Minnesota WIld, World Series Game #6.


RT @1goodlookingman: Bees won, Mets won, and the Yankees lost. It's a good day in baseball.


Lakers fans will feel the pain the Yankees fans are feeling today at the end of basketball season.


I, for one, welcome our new Eastern Panhandle overlords, and hope they do a better job than the yokels who got us here in the first place.


That'd been a ghetto little meal


This cowboys an redskins game was a hell of a game


@SarahR_82
Y'all gots to take da colored vacation. Kentucky fried chicken but only da white meat


RT @Gawker: Conan O'Brien mocks the new Call of Duty game while getting killed repeatedly. http://t.co/GfCsARhTJT


Sooo my first aid/cpr certification came in handy tonight. Glad I didn't lose my monkey @Bekkalina13


All good things must come to an end, that's all right get 'em tomorrow #Yankees


RT @TomBradysEgo: Might have a better chance if we put some trash cans out there.


even nature looks awesome when colored in #663399Becca

http://t.co/8B0fTjGost


#Ebola is a great metaphor for how #GOP #teaparty policies eat off of vital organs until the host dies. #Tcot #teabaggers


RT @jennaferjenbub: “@BarryClerjuste: "Anything below a A+ and we disown you ling ling" http://t.co/m1QiWK4xZg” @AustinBedsaul


What is this the @Yankees are doing today? Using those wooden things and making it all the way around the bases? Weird.


I hate Hashtag activism. No lie. I think 95% of it is trash.


@TheBikeman99 My father was born in Nanticoke and attended Lehigh. I'm a CT Yankee, but love the Pennsylvania Dutch cooking :-)


What else come on on mondays im not finna watch that trash, ive destroyed enuf brain cells.


RT @HoodJesusYo: Last name, Sinner
First name, Imma
Like ur pancakes in tha mornin,
He got u covered like Aunt Jemima


Grandma: "(Macon) is a rinky dink mosquito-filled cop-infested swamp." LMAO


RT @FallonTonight: Jimmy and @BillyJoel's two-man doo-wop performance just went live on YouTube! https://t.co/NGzhImyvSF #FallonTonight htt…


It's weird but I miss Robertson Screwdrivers :( --> From ‘toque’ to ‘mickey,’ ten Canadianisms :: http://t.co/LUFaCmlo20 via @nationalpost


@clinchmtn316 @sixonesixband AMERICA today, the rule of thumb is: when in doubt, blame "whitey"


Pierce would've easily drained all these shots with us. He's so trash now smh


RT @BigmackNigga: Smoking isnt a game you could get killed monkey see monkey Dooo don't smoke if your not a smoker y'all are the reason ...


RT @SalomaeSadiqa: It's because you can't bend me, you can't buy me and you can't make me into your nigger! #Farrakhan #TheTime


@Billythathird @matt_sliwinski copy my tweet again you ginzo


Indiana lost to Bowling Green. Big Ten continues to be trash.


@AB_crispyy_andy I laugh Oreos and lady gaga on a Sunday day


Ankles 💀😂“@Saina_faal: “@martian_Mulah: Hood bitches with long weave is the worst thing ever” weave that be touching their ashy ankles 😷”


@billyrunaway Hope she's larger than a bird.


@AustinG1135 I do not like talking to you faggot and I did but in a nicely way fag


timbs straight trash though


Welcome to our land of dispossession! http://t.co/v14jkTLZ Check out the evil, racist whitey sitting on steps etc. "Reconquista, Woo Hoo!!


RT @chelseaxlaser: I really need to take my rose colored glasses off though. I gotta stop thinking everybody does shit with good intentions…


@rachaelkbrown @BillyButlerKC @Oreo unexplainable!


RT @FAAMMoverALL: This nigguh Chris Paul


If the Yankees can't beat the Red Sox, they don't even deserve to be in the playoffs #yankees #redsox #mlb


Experience Charlie. Married woman who loves hot phone sex with strangers. Can you get me off? - 27 http://t.co/jtsIjBULVC


RT @JonHorstHoyer: "Lester, the parasitic spider monkey, had 1 redeeming quality: he ran the boat, & the boat attracted women." 'ONLY IN #C…


RT @LiveAndUncut: When I say Tainted I don't necessarily mean hoe or scandalous. It could be a number of things.


French word for potato translates as "earth apple." Banana is "long yellow tree apple." Submarines are "big wet hollow kaboom apple."


The Guy got excited when he saw Oreo cookie crusts. He thought I was making pie. He was bummed when he realized it was cheesecake.


@Ish_MallyMal August is trash


This O6 just caught me talking to a bird and that was pretty embarrassing


Watching the nigger movie Menace2society. Trying to learn more about the enemy. Good reconnaissance.


RT @GabrielaAngela4: @JacklynAnnn I'm not even ghetto!!!!


I know righttt RT @dta_87: I hate fat loud bitches


@hardball @now @hardball_chris now jimmy want to talk trash would've ,should've, could've now, Chris stop talking and spitting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RT @Realistt__: Shy girls are undercover freaks..😏


RT @NateKlempa: @ROOTSPORTSPIT must not realize how much #WVU games mean to all of us "hillbillies". The @Pirates play 162 games a year. Sh…


@_IAMKEN fuck Brett Farve redneck ass, he stuckup he don't give a damn lol he be on campus acting like he the shit


oops: 'constitutionalists' #teabaggers in #mississippi forgot ratify a centerpiece of the constitution: 13th amendment banning slavery.


@Midnight_Snacka @Nick_504_ u look like that fat kid on Charlie walker the that got stuck it the chocolate tube.


The redskins should change their name to the injuns


ISIS Jihadis Discuss ‘Buying And Selling’ Yezidi Girls As Slaves http://t.co/UoPgIPOpWS #tcot #pjnet


@PeterClifford1 @Penny_G @AngryBraveHeart @SheikhKhalifaPM love H.birds! Used to feed them when I lived in WA state. Hv them on mtn in S.Ore


RT @DjChubbESwagg: “@jemelehill: ::faints:: RT @desusnice: She has no idea how many of her resumes went straight to the trash http://t.co/D…


@Stephicans mhmm tweet bird 🐥


Nike DC is trash.


when baylor wins im talking so much trash


Palin mocks Obama, on Russia rhetorically asks "who could have seen this coming," the crowd goes wild #CPAC2014


@boxingscene @RPopBox @BronzeBomber @boxing this Charlie Z really does need mental help check this out http://t.co/CkBS6WcZu1


.@harmonica_b could be wearing a trash bag and she'd still be the stylish and coolest human I know


Conocí tus ojos negros
Y ahora si que no puedo vivir sin ellos


Im ready for today 🏀🔴⚪#iu #iubb #hoosiers #hoosierstate #ncaa #big10 #michigan #gameday #btown… http://t.co/6g7JNMoW


@AstrosCounty Jeff Luhnow is to blame for the Astros not blowing out the Red Sox and Yankees -HC


"@Theo17100: http://t.co/BYj1HOyhmG" this scally lad would get it


A teen was running around Target in monkey pjs screaming OO OO AH AH & the fitting room girls were cackling. Was today designed to annoy me?


RT @bakedbrotatoes: *spits out animal cracker*
This doesn't even taste like hippo.


@treagle05 early bird gets the worm tomcat


Can't stand the Yankees but Jeter hitting a home run in his final at bat in NYC would be cool.

Getting beaned would be better!


And where do you think unsold items from thrift stores go? The garbage. Think of all the great games that are in trash dumps as we speak :(


RT @KenDavidoff: The #Cardinals are #MLB's gold standard, and there isn't even a close silver. #Dodgers #Giants #Tigers #Yankees http://t.c…


What the monkey... http://t.co/h76rptL8Wq


RT @DonnieWahlberg: Happy #BLUBLOODS Friday!

Off to @CBSNews to sit down with the gang on CBS This Morning!

Join us in the 8 o'clock ho…


#redneck tow truck. #johndeere #4455 #america https://t.co/iFInqwVRad


RT @Roulettista: Mertesacker saying "give him the ghetto fist" is still goat


Charlie bit me


"Chinese Maverick: We were communicating Comrade , u know giving the imperialist Yanks the Birdie" https://t.co/38GZ1jerPS


The Perfect Gift for the Jihadi on Your Shopping List http://t.co/wTNOloSY4t http://t.co/AuTAVOeG2u


@ThaReal_GaPeach got it! thanks Hun! ima text u


What manner of black folk take their kids riding in the ghetto to point out misplaced youth and victimized & cursed brethren and say:


@KingLuger carne asada, Gallo pinto, tajadas verde, queso frito and a salad With milca


RT @EMAdair225: Illegals bringing diseases across border. Contagious patients separated from others by yellow tape... pregnant teens http:/…


If someone is part of 'James X' then he's a white trash cultist.


Tommy trash


RT @Professor_Ryan: I thought it was raining because of the sound on the roof but it was just birds exploding from the heat.


"@hxhassan: Jihadi patron Hajjaj al-Ajmi is arrested at Kuwait airport https://t.co/ZmloKfWDQl"


RT @occdissent: Ann Coulter admits on FOX News that America has a negro problem. #crime #tcot #gettingreal


RT @vexedmentals: draya really out catching a tan while her son looking out the window like the ikea monkey while everybody trick or treati…


@savannahx___ negative slopes aka a chart of my grades in math


@travistefft I know how you feel....I never thought I'd see the Sox win in my lifetime. Hope you can use Ant's Yankees hook up to see a game


Charlie is so adorable. http://t.co/TMpBYyjGFL


Unintended consequences of the current fed regulations.
Trays of uneaten food thrown in the trash,
Hungry kids.
 http://t.co/aaMJhHOW7y


Let the jig commence http://t.co/pqvJiEvqZa


@LCisTJ ; so you about to purpose to Charlie?


Girls that wear colored jeans 😍😏👌


RT @BaseballFact: At George Steinbrenner's first Yankees news conference, he said he wouldn't interfere in baseball decisions, promising ...


You're all just crows on the power lines.


@CallNeeshCakey no , a pop wop 😂


I'm Pregnant Charlie Brown! #WorstPeanutsSpecialEver


RT @AdamSchein: I think it is flat out wrong to blame Brian Cashman for the 2014 Yankees. @SNYtv


Charlie Kimball: "I had nowhere to go" http://t.co/x5gyZ46koT #IndyCar #MAVTV500


Bout to make some brownies in a few.


RT @dril: night time falls. im "corie latin" now. a man of intrigue. i place a bird feather into my glass of scotch and i never do posts ab…


My doctor tonight is such a miserable cunt. Even my nurse is pissed off. She's been here since 7PM and hasn't come to see me once.


@Yankees team sucks


RT @PhuckedFame: Thick red bones in style or nah? 🍉 http://t.co/Cfhis3L8bT


Just purchased my first trenta iced coffee....this is a slippery slope


RT @ho3micide: Morgan Park kids like to pop fire crackers in the school now


@gabby_moscato @Huntermoore They would make a great baby bird pic bruh!


So much for #UCLA being the team to beat they are trash


Nothing says teabagger like a millionaire complaining that they are broke, huh #HillaryClinton? #Hillary2016, give me a break, lol. #p2


Alex Smith wears red and yellow now so quit being psycho ex boyfriends and get over him. He's in the past


RT @BirdGang316: If you a bird throw it up #birdgang #EaglesNation


“@GreatGawd: Name something trash” Cavs


@MaddSlander 😂 welcome back b.. without your daily rants my TL was trash af


@Gladvillian_ dont get that bacon stuffed crust tho its trash


Noap. Not taking them. RT @TiffNCompany: Maca root pills making my vagina do the wop


Game 126 Preview: Houston #Astros at New York #Yankees http://t.co/sVg7dIIcZG


@elchavaloko pinche panamonos negros me Dan asco


Happy birthday to my pops. Old negro spiritual is 64 today lol


Morning terror read: 99% of the ocean's trash is gone and no one knows where it went → http://t.co/CwC2LWCV3T


#TrayvonMartin referred to Zimmerman as a "creepy ass cracker". Racist thug.


12 oz arizona's trash


@megalexatron trash about us and your from another conference- you can say goodbye


Hi Charlie, eating leftover candy? @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @PattiSM74


RT @godsgracelove: #15ThingsILove When he wraps his arms around my waist while I'm making dinner, yellow roses, pearls, Anything COACH a ...


@kieffer_jason your so fucking retared its not even funny bitch im going to sleep u


RT @WhitePeopleTalk: “KOBE” as they shoot a piece of paper into the trash


RT @PeteRose_14: On this day 1941 the #Yankees Joe DiMaggio goes 0 for 3 with a walk vs Cleveland #Indians to end his 56 game hitting streak


RT @BlissTabitha: Homeowner Shoots Armed Suspect Who Attacked and Pistol Whipped Him http://t.co/VLuEwUGclg


@NeonTreezz @PoCBeauty ......so.....white people selling #African art? NOT COOL? Okay. #blackish #redskins #doublestandard


‘Chillin’ With My Homie Or What’s Left Of Him’: British Rapper Turned ISIS Jihadi Poses With Severed Head http://t.co/L9vMdNOXPg #tcot


You could be viewing the future through rose-colored glasses t... More for Libra http://t.co/UOoN09K1Dq


RT @chicagobulls: Coach K says players won't need motivation to get back on track following Paul George's injury; rather they'll play to ho…


Cmon! Need a yellow for Wilson!


RT @JC2theQ: Yanks walk off win 🙏


Today is fun but tuesday will be awesome. #IU v #michiganst #1UBB #hoosiers


RT @trianglesoul: I wanna eat weed brownies but then I ask my self if I really wanna spend countless hours watching a documentary on sea tu…


Is it just me or is Hicks saying "bung beds"? @RonandFezSXM


RT @FukTylar: "Heard you was talkin trash like I wouldn't find out" http://t.co/8LpcnHM9XB


I hate when females try to sound like bird heads


This is why nothing gets done. Morons like Coburn trying 2 ad a gun amendment 2 a public works bill. Push back on the #teabagger #morningjoe


How is Angry Birds the movie going to work? They're just floating bird heads?


RT @AmyRoseKathryn: Justice for British seagull spray-painted red by thugs! The bird won’t be able to fly anymore! http://t.co/8PyhwE4L8S h…


Eating brownies and then going to the gym... Idk


#Yankees #FireCashman I don't want Arod back.


RT @JEN_JEN_2014: My old man has a white galaxy phone cuz he's a fag.


@operationSAFE @GaltsGirl lived there and can attest to that. Trust them over any muzzie nation by a million light years


What a trash franchise. RT @ArashMarkazi: Fergie will sing the National Anthem at the Clippers season opener tomorrow.


RT @dynamite8503: "Why y'all doing the ALS challenge if y'all not gonna donate?" Cuz we don't $10k & Tiger Blood to donate unlike Charlie …


#iubb #1 suiting up again tonight! #Indiana #IU #ncaa #hoosierdaddy #HoosierNation #hoosiers


OH NO @morningmika are you saying the Democrats lost the #teabagger vote? LMAO bobble head #morningjoe


RT @Charlie_Gru: My wife's doing some sort of "boot-scootin" while singing, "a little less talk and a lot more action!"...where was this ho…


@_shegotthis yellow rice black beans and pork chop sis


They were taking a picture and I saw a bird fly past and I was like, oh bird! @HeidyPalma21


RT @FunnyPicsDepot: this the "I play soccer, cheat on girls, and wear khaki coloured cargos" haircut http://t.co/rJVOVoO53l


Do you have a nickname? What is it? — Tator, Tator tot, Tightey whitey, whitey Jr, Taylor whitey pants, agent ti... http://t.co/xLBhDJfBF4


RT @Woody_AFC: @_WhitePonyJr_ @ivanrabago_ no doubt about it. I mean its cute tossing around trash cans and having 98lb Mexican boys wantin…


RT @briangaar: Old white people complaining about government tyranny is like the Yankees being upset that players make too much money


RT @DCPlod: The paranoid fear of sharia on the right boils down to: Christian fundamentalists should be the sole oppressors and persecu ...


Yup RT @Durags4Eva: Egg nog trash rap


Aye a nicca is tired tho!


RT @Nintendo_Legend: Asked three-year-old niece why the sun is yellow. Her reply: "Maybe there's bees in there."


@TNKidsFoodPorn @Oreo ..............😒


@KenSuttling Man City and the Yankees have got together to form the 20th MLS club.They begin playing in 2015.


@amarierubio chink eyed !


pancakes trash


RT @SpacePlankton: Saw a man in a yellow hat at the Grand Canyon today. He was hanging out next to a curious gorge.


Yeah okay let's just put a fire cracker in a cow pie and see what happens


@xtinel @Linda1MMAGC No not at all. It's a slippery slope. Just don't want to lose my right to self defense. 1st its background checks then?


@Willstreakk @Tycff10111 according to you my place is in kitchen. Excuse me while I take out the trash


RT @MacMiller: @iCodyMontana @ScHoolBoyQ @xdannyxbrownx yeah they trash. Q... this man capitalized his H tho.... i'm takin all ya fans.


@Yankees and we all fell asleep @Frizzle18


@seanphathaway That wasn't as bad, though drawing conclusions about "WHITE AMERICA" based on a 1,000 person poll is a slippery slope.


RT @Fit4LifeMike: @Whitecholo23 @chanelisabeth true i need to sleep to make them Gainz bruh!! So all the hoes stay Mirin ;p
Alright, later…


@tiffantasticc your dad is genuine happy guy because his kids aren't niggers though 😔 jimmy is my nigga 5eva


@slayerific13 @daisymcgarr Like I said.. I might have to check but I'm just not sure bird shot counts as getting shot.


RT @RakwonOGOD: U hoes going to church this morning like y'all wasn't busting it wide open for niggas about 4 hours ago


Lmao RT @MoeMartin44 The in soles in Reebok Classics can't even handle the diabetic weight Rick Ross holds


PSA: Reduced Fat Oreos are waxy and don't soften properly when dunked in milk. STAY AWAY FROM THEM, THEY'RE UNNATURAL! #DietSchmiet @Oreo


This morning is brought to you by Emergen-C. I really need to nip this cold/flu business in the bud. #NoGermsWanted


RT @BlackNerdJade: RT @Parkour_Lewis: *Last 5 hours RT @the_blueprint the last hour and a half of work trash just for existing.


RT @allly_sunn: "That's what that means..some kid called me at like 1 in the morning asking me if I wanted to hit the slopes..."


They have a clumsy bird too lol what is life


RT @TwitchyTeam: 'Dying laughing': Russian wrestlers mock 'girly man' Obama's workout video http://t.co/LLDrxLZeUs


@dolphrudager Nope, never taken neighbors actual stuff. Just wifi. Acct info in their trash cans at 3am. Super easy.


RT @alex_gtz13: Cause I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you can not change 🎶


The Walking Dead is trash people...

That is all. 😂


@Fru_Iam I seen sum of it but I'm tryin see lox n mook


Manual labor so trash


RT @varepall: Charlie Rangel on GOP: They 'believe slavery isn't over' http://t.co/I8nolg9m6O

RANGEL IS A FLAGRANT TAX EVADER AND RACIST


#DerekJeter as a lifelong #Yankees man, I will miss you. #FirstBallot
#Unanimous


@GOPBlackChick @barrackobama just said u.s.was full of nice,giving,smart ppl.I thought we were mean,unexceptional,bitter clingers?#evolved?


RT @SportsCenter: BREAKING: Japanese ace Masahiro Tanaka will sign with the Yankees for seven years, $155 million. (via Fox Sports)


Yep, sources confirmed it. That Iggy concert last night was trash


@AmeezysAngels96 I'm the trash


Good day, honkies. ...I said GOOD DAY! ...honkies.


Ready to go get my fried Oreos


@Bombfantasyyy pearl jam: yellow Ledbetter>


RT @MissZindzi: But yall make the MUTUAL DECISION to have sex on the first date, but she's trash? What kind of math??


RT @DumbTo: Polly want a cracker? #DumbTo http://t.co/zC8MlwnEUc


Oh it's coon bike week in Charlotte ok makes sense now


glenladen got life flight to osu and they are saving him, don't mess with the birds #RESPECT


Thank you Charlie, Happy Thursday @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @PattiSM74 @Kacado @cantUCIMblonde @RevkahJC


Dooms.. RT @Gutta_DaDon: White nubuck or leather for the upper of the foam makes them a pass to me. White soles too. http://t.co/QIVkEPtLKj


Charles Tillmans' eyes are more yellow than corn


Yea buddy RT @YallJustDontKno: A lot of NBA trash talk going on


RT @Brianhopecomedy: “Daddy, Batman’s parents are dead.”

“Yup.”

“And Superman’s.”

“Yup.”

“What am I going to be when you die?”

“Sad ho…


@kamkamluvsblk Yeah one called me a race traitor lol


RT @LadyMercia: Mother of Manchester 'terror twins' who went to Syria to become Jihadi brides snatched by ISIS ... http://t.co/trhNMdVnCM v…


RT @MostSecretFacts: Twitter's home button is a birdhouse. When you join you're an egg. The logo is a bird. Most people don't realize this.


I don't know what you been told but I love them project hoes


My baby boy asleep with my monkey that I had since I was little! I love my son so much! http://t.co/ioSARfS3rO


@Ronnie2K not just @Pharrell gave 2k a trash non-basketball soundtrack, y'all still have problems with servers 😒


They took it there bro you know I'm civil. RT @lilmissStoney: @VikkiNoSecrets wait a minute! Lol. Don't get ghetto V!


"@Allyhaaaaa: Lemmie eat a Oreo & do these dishes." One oreo? Lol


@TheSeanyV would help for some others can't handle uppers and cripples them plus if moderation isn't taken into consideration it'll be bad


you know what they say, the early bird gets the worm. *puts gummy worms in your morning coffee*


Regular joes rockin tha boat that's us redneck yacht clubbb☀🎶


@DonLemonCNN @DanaBashCNN u both sorry to give racist @SenTedCruz a platform w his trash language Dana ur intvw was below kindergarten level


MT: "@DocKozlowski: Ted Cruz "We are proud wacko birds". #StandWithCruz #KeepCruzing" is that a pun?


RT @120Sports: Twitter tipped its cap to say #FarewellCaptain to Jeter in his Yankee Stadium finale. VIDEO: http://t.co/QdldmWBwXJ http://t…


@whits_20 Good read -> RT @WIRED: Why your cat thinks you're a huge, unpredictable ape http://t.co/nzA3zUwugp http://t.co/P8F8Gmkufy


@AmazinMixBeauti why? You wanna gimme a baby? You look coolie....it might could work lol


she was telling me about this kid who's soles of his shoes are falling off. I am going to get him some shoes. hope his parents don't get mad


Gary's girl was a tranny. RT @Em_99car: I wonder what would have become of @rickspringfield if he'd written 'Gary's Girl'.


RT @FreddyAmazin: How can anyone hate Charlie Sheen http://t.co/NiEJirYg7u


RT @lordemusic: i am so pleased and proud to have been announced the sole curator of the soundtrack for MOCKINGJAY - PART 1


@BriannaLovesA my trick is I wait for the bird to get close to the pipe and then tap the screen! So you never hit your head.


So now been trill is trash cus asap said so 😕 ok


RT @zippy1981: @voretaq7 from a TDD POV linux is just a mock for the kernel of the GNU/HURD system.


@Darknight420 It's showing Fairy blocked me @hajihuntingpat @PaulSmitheringa @JoeDouglas1 @JewJitsuGrl @blackorchidm16 @taxman206


RT @BenTateRB: This is crazy no RB picked yet. A RB won ROY! 2yrs ago RB was MVP. Ppl 4get how important our position is. This is insane ho…


Fuck you fuck you you stupid cheating bitch go lick a dick and die ur a stupid nigger bitch


yaya ho.. cute avi tho RT @ViVaLa_Ari I had no idea she was sleep 😩


RT @TwitchyTeam: 'Worst tweet ever'? PR 'pro' manages to sound racist, mock AIDS in a single tweet http://t.co/0nTcWbrMMk


@AndrewJBurns1 @Tommy_Russell_ homo ass crackers


Note the rocketeer removes cardboard from launcher and carries it to a trash bin before fleeing.
#TidyTerrorist

http://t.co/sb3U1XpeG4


Got damn the Lakers trash....


Gas is always cheaper in the ghetto


RT @AmandaMarcotte: “Not all men interrupt women to quibble over irrelevant issues for the sole purpose of derailing a conversation,” he sa…


Got to 8 on flappy birds can you say happiest girl on earth


@CBSThisMorning @charlierose @NorahODonnell tx trash your show was a disgrace this AM engaging w @MittRomney disrespecting the President


RT @DepressedDarth: Star Wars meets Charlie Brown http://t.co/m9uNRz6SYR


@spence1reed_ bro , i heard slaughter songs .. they all trash .. they just freestylers


Yasss brownies & ice cream 😋 http://t.co/8qLa3JsglG


RT @kitt: @shinypb not only you. and that pom stuff? totally porn.


@regankelly91 go the gulls. First grade should be a cracker. Physical!


can't decide if i should wear my yellow rain boots for the purposes of being all black & yellow errrrything...


The punishment should fit the crime. For instance, if you take the last Twinkie you should choke on that Twinkie. Twinkie's are sacred.


RT @NDFootball: Winston connects with Greene on the slant across the middle for the score. Ball game is tied, 17-17.


Charlie Crist has asked to keep polls in Broward open until 9pm, claiming long lines. Media reports say turnout light in Broward.


This bitch @Lvl_7_Eevee buys sparkling water.


RT @madi_judkins: When you look like trash and someone compliments you http://t.co/FzuXlPCMpV


@ZP3_ the little girl Tom Sawyer gets trapped in the cave along with Injun Joe and almost die. injun Joe dies and they find his treasure


RT @SC4K: Getting ready for the annual heart and sole luncheon @RenHotels #cle with @EricGordon_CEO http://t.co/UJ721FmsXB


brass monkey dat funky monkey http://t.co/NaDoF9QqDa


So I'm at #tedgibson and Ted is getting his hair colored right beside me. Heeeey!


@fredabrahams @Brown_Moses I saw the actual tweet while scanning Jihadi accounts. They put a screen shot of it with: all aid workers r spies


Let's just say the hotel I've been staying at isn't going to want this hand towel back. I had no idea I could turn 'em that shade of yellow.


Dumpster RT @baskgod: Gahbage RT @_sirhampton_: Chicks that smoke are trash. No in between. No debate.


RT @JewJitsuGrl: @AdmiralAckbar3 @00_jackie @Darknight420 @allahthefairy 👉 @TayyibN 👈
Tiny Jihadi http://t.co/PDIKbrvCJ8


RT @TheMattEspinosa: She literally just put the whole trash bag on lmfao http://t.co/YiERskYrfc


#hoosier fans, is cody zeller nominating for this years #NBA draft? #iubb


Republicans aren't the only racist in America. We have racist Democrats too. But don't play the token negro card... http://t.co/FT5c4yhraG


All my gold is white not yellow.


RT @AP_Noticias: #ÚLTIMAHORA El republicano Charlie Baker elegido gobernador de Massachusetts. #Election2014 #APracecall http://t.co/qkbWQ…


Sweet! Just found that box of Twinkies I bought last year for $225.00! I bet its at least tripled by now! Such a no-brainer buy!


RT @lildurk_: S/o all my real fans who can wait and not want me to put out trash like other rappers #signedtothestreets2 #iGO


Monkey see monkey doo


I show do like The Jeffersons. Dat George make me wanna open up a dry cleaning stow and call all da white folk honkey


@EASPORTSFIFA next update, would be AMAZIN if two celebrations were added. 1: Shirt off ( we'll take the yellow) and 2: The RKO


@rochaaxx yellow


somebody take these Oreos away from me before I eat the whole pack


RT @SportsCenter: Yankees survive 9th-inning scare to beat Rangers, 12-11.
• Gardner: 4-5, HR, RBI, 3 R
• Teixeira: 1-2, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R htt…


RT @SportsCenter: Jadeveon Clowney tops @MelKiperESPN's latest mock Draft. "He's a once every 15 to 20 year guy." » http://t.co/f9nzpbbvrP


Bank robber who wore zebra-print dress arrested, police say http://t.co/UUQ0bw6vju


@andersonDrLJA i'm so sick of self serving politicians standing by while BO trashes America. #WeAreRepublicNotRegime #ImpeachObama


Mr President & homeland security, please ignore any foreign threats and focus your sole attention on our police force #ACAB #LANDOFTHEFREE


I think about the fact that dinosaurs evolved into birds every time I eat chicken. Dinosaurs are delicious.


@panchoftf red and yellow it should be then


Text me instead of playing flappy birds #SoIKnowItsReal


RT @KianteDevuan_: Beautiful smiles and colored eyes😍


My nips are cold 😳


the rams really dont wanna be trash, jeff fisher really bout it


RT @elcinpoyrazlar: Two Jihadis Arguing Over Stolen M&M's Will Make Your Day http://t.co/uFRcLDiovX @markham @vocativ http://t.co/zukwJ2ve2d


I miss my monkey 😕


KFC biscuits trash now


Amo hangs http://t.co/h8UQDrjeCb


@tyler_wilde CH3BURASHKA sure gets to be a nit-picky Russian monkey/bear thing sometimes, doesn't he?


@steve_phillips_ funny, I thought @bobmuellerwkrn #tbt 90s photo this week would have you hanging me over a trash can by my ankles


RT @Women_Fit: Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.


RT @Guinness_RAS: @chelsea_elisa tell him that you chose (A) not to trash the environment while trying to save it like a hypocritical douc…


RT @Zach_Dorsey: My trash is worth more than you


@EakaErick I wouldn't share a wave with those trash cans


RT @jay_ibarra95: Your tweets remind me of the times when we did the Oreo milkshake runs @ 1am in the morning !! 😂😭😭😭 @Vikyfdez15


RT @attsmcjay: "One man's trash is another man's treasure"...perfectly explains strippers with daddy issues.


Magellan? You suck at trash talk. @physguy2 @submix8c


RT @JoleenDoreen: I was in a Kik group once. But we called it a party line and old Charlie the barber was always hogging the calls.


In-N-Out is like the sunshine and blue sky. The song of a bird. A smile at the front porch. The perfume of the ocean on wind-kissed cheeks.


RT @__E_T___: Brown colored eyes are really blue, under a layer of melanin.


RT @lowcountry_luv: Attack animals, last house on the left by the lake, and she got colored eyes...we should have known.! Lol


@IGGYAZALEA it was a joke you fugly bitch be happy uncle snoop even acknowledged your nasty ass lmao


RT @Venus_Lynn: “@dylxnl: look ghetto but it work http://t.co/chrvW9dPca”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


“@_LoveCarolina_: My Lakers are going to be so trash this season I can't wait 🙌👏😒” :(


REPUBLICANS TAKE MASSACHUSETTS GOVERNORSHIP: Coakley Conceds Gov. Race To Charlie Baker…. http://t.co/unfdQCQHyK


@tonipmusic woahh!! Ahha I remember her from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Who do you think killed Lucy? I think it was Abby


When Robinson Cano left the Yankees they were selling his jersey for $25. When Aaron Hernandez went to jail they sold his for $10.


Country Bumpkin Word of the Day : yokel http://t.co/aBpFZgJU


Every gook in #LosAngeles should be deported or killed.


RT @manchild1077: Oreo Speedwagon #FatBands


Nothing good on TV and the @Yankees are eating their balls 3 innings in. Great.


RT @TwitchyTeam: Low turnout reported, but Charlie Crist just filed and emergency motion to extend voting hours in Broward Co. http://t.co/…


Why won't we run the ball? Our offensive coordinator is retarded


@ramaxe1965 dubya hates todays teabagger movement.


RT @earthWormSLIM: if melo go to the bulls they still gon be trash unless melo get special privileges allowin him 2play in a allstar uniform


This Charlie Murder game is pretty dope #Xbla


Sweet baby birds, you crack me up. ~~ Houston Foodlovers http://t.co/2Idh4BatO1


RT @Shalewis09: Larry Elder is an Uncle Tom. I cannot believe how he is degrading a child.


@truckpartstores Intended to get pics but didn't have time.. Must be a mud race/event here this weekend.. Is like a redneck convoy out there


Or pollo


@abdullah_omar comes from a guy whose sole qualification to be CM is being the lucky sperm :-)


@Dietrich1892 I'll show up and chug a beer or 8


@KenSuttling Yankees playing tonight in the Bronx,3rd game of the current series against the diamondbacks


Mann are first game is 3 weeks from now can't wait - once a redskin always a redskin -


RT @ShmurdaGang: Free wop


Arroz con pollo


I was informed about a bird (pheonix) today that I could not find a physical image of.All paintings.Mythological or extinct?


These are insane and Cigars trash!? Foam done bumped his head RT @FoamWright: These are insane. Like so insane. http://t.co/5umpDoeORz


pretty girls wit bird brains....what a waste smh


#HappyColumbusDay !!!! If is wasn't for #America.................#KarlMarx would never have thought of sharing #colonialism with #injuns !!!


So my daughter seen Charlie Villanueva... Questions on 1,000 😂😂😂😂


You can only say the word negro if it's attached to the word league. Then we're totally cool, guys.


"@sleepy_yongguk: "I saw an ajumma walk out in the beginning saying, 'Wow, this is so trash that I can't even listen to it..'" 😂" lmaoo


“@GianneNichole: Lakers really trash.”🚮


RT @BruceForce: Study these birds closely. See if you can spot the female. It can be done. Even with limited bird watching skills. http://t…


When Charlie tries to walk into my room and it can't remember if I locked the door or not http://t.co/FrTigzzPQf


@Buckm00se @Cuauhtli02 we gunna laff at Chava/Rubio beaner supporters in a min


RT @pop_ruth: I'm a little teapot short and Irish
@onedirection artist of the year #AMAs
#EMABiggestFans1D http://t.co/9O1zfvlezV


RT @WhenRapperSaid: When Joey Bada$$ said "Traded in my Nikes for a new mic, I guess it's safe to say he sold his soles for a new life." ht…


NYC Media last week: LOL, look at the flyover peckerwoods freaking out.

NYC Media now: BRING OUT YOUR DEAD.


RT @mckayllaa: I wish I had pretty colored eyes .


Annoying yelling bint next door has locked herself out.


“@Iifetip: Kit Kat brownies. http://t.co/40W2a8qlBy” making.


@FIFAcom Pepe because his defending was outstanding! His tackles were accurate nd he did hos job perfectly in both legs!


RT @ClerkofOxford: In Anglo-Saxon calendars, 7 November is considered the first day of winter - 'Winter's Day': http://t.co/IhrCkeCqdA http…


@Cody_smith64 true! I miss yall man, yall are my brothers. Is mikey starting? And what about the chink? Lmfao


RT @MLBStatoftheDay: Since 1914, Derek Jeter’s 91 multi-hit games vs @RedSox are 4th most among @Yankees, behind Gehrig’s 121, Ruth’s 99 an…


RT @PriyaOhol: In Hopes of Recruiting More Women, ISIS Opens Jihadi Finishing School http://t.co/yKyFIJZgSI @aekulze @vocativ http://t.co/a…


Grr... Woke up ickblah. Congestion ew chunky bloaty gross. Missed the gym. 1 1/2hr wait for the Dr.
 Boo Friday.
#whineytweet


RT @robertbevan77: It's like The Walking Dead, but with less Carl and more talking birds. ZOMBIE ATTACK!!! http://t.co/UOCsPyksSC http://t.…


NEVERMIND I FOUND THEM. ...in the trash...


McCann, although not having the greatest of seasons, would be a step up from Russel Martin. McCann or Carlos Ruiz #MLB #Yankees


RT @iDntWearCondoms: If u acted like a hoe after we broke up I'm not wrong for thinking u were a hoe all along


RT @ahmiryoung Lakers on....I thought trash day was Monday


RT @SOMEXlCAN: Who needs Twinkies? When you got Gansitos?


Goodbye hop plants ! Time to dink u!!!! Luv it!!! http://t.co/ImsIE8MKJm


Goodbye x Young Dolph featuring Trinidad James & Shy Glizzy


trash night tonight. I can already hear the sound of America's thriving economic sector out on the street, four wheels, one of them wobbles.


Almost half of North American bird species threatened by climate change http://t.co/dWSYB5BodA http://t.co/F0PVuLNf4c #Climate #Environment


RT @Maxicat: Charlie Rangel Re-Writes History: On GOP “They Think They Won The Civil War” http://t.co/moCeUBRUTf


RT @AdamSank: Why does Julia Roberts seem completely shocked that she's been nominated? Hey, Julia -- you're in a gown. The jig is up. #Emm…


RT @IllusiveHaven: shhhh…
wrap yourself around me
let me kiss the bruises on your heart
lick your unhealed wounds
and taste the raw wild ho…


RT @Matt_Simonson: Oomfs teeth are quite yellow😂💀💀 @WBDyllon_


RT @fletchworld73: Pulled a dead bird from my garden.

Grateful to be out of the hot sun, it winked at me with its rotting eye socket.


@KenSuttling Yankees beat then in the Grapefruit league the other day.


dont make direct eye contact with anything..birds cats nothing lol RT @EVBY_HATES_ASH: I'm going out west to bu (...) http://t.co/oVpwk9I3


RT @BestOfWorldStar: Charlie Sheen did the ice bucket challenge the right way http://t.co/IjS0b0VtoY


This is true... RT @Mr_QuenchYaGirl: Charlie Clips the coldest battle rapper doing it. No debating!!!


Maybe I don't feel too great because I only got 3hrs of sleep. Surely it's not last nights boxes of cookies & crackers dinner! 🐷 😖 #chunk


@IAmPikey
I wonders why dare ain't no colored folk up dare?


Lmaoooooo @ Supreme being trash. Guess Bape is trash to huh?


These peanut butter brownies bout to give me life too! 😋


@gregorious13 I don't understand it, there's trash cans/dumpsters everywhere and if there's not, just wait till you go somewhere with one.


Holy monkey balls its warm today


RT @King_Gerry_R: Remember all the trash on the floor of your car? We upgraded it & put Wale's The Gifted so it feels like your old car htt…


RT @ItsChee_: Whipped https://t.co/uCV3Hrjatv


Working Saturday is for the birds #FML


RT @intelwire: Significant number of US tweets were Americans flipping the bird to IS. UK, not so much.


Will Hillary ‘dodo-bird’ Be Dems 2016 Candidate To Take Over Obama's Job As US Prez? DoG http://t.co/wFlZyXmVk6 via @worldnetdaily


Cool, fun thing to ponder: the myriad of space trash traveling at thousands of miles per hour right above you → http://t.co/L7zmXIyVQy


I hate the white trash cops who raped and murdered my infant daughters and son.


I look like a dusty bird today..


You wanna find hoes on here? Just follow the chicks who reply with heart eyes under sex gifs


RT @wizkhalifa: On the east coast there's colored hair everywhere.

This must be the sweetest wave ever.


I def got a few shades darker cutting my mama grass. There goes my yellow frame lol


RT @EvilMikeTomlin: Came to training camp today to find Charlie Batch asleep on the curb...


@therealjuicyj @ProjectPatHcp yea ho


wearing pajamas tonight 4 da gook
UDigg

Grey day


RT @InfidelAlie: Yay for America & Israel... we put in more Jew Hating muslim trash into our government! pathetic & sickening


@TMark617 feel same way about New England Patriots & New York Yankees. But unlike u, I've worked in Boston & NYC. Texas prison is upgrade


having a blast yesterday...she even had me on the monkey bars tryna kill myself lol! http://t.co/31g1KM56


kit kats trash


Offensive line is trash


jm sorry to hear this RT @FreeYBB: I'm going to chipotle for the first time. It better not be trash.


@daggerbyte @MichaelSmartGuy @spacej_me @pizzahut Given the rickety slant of that roof I'd say more like Pizza Shanty


Obama’s Newly Released Gitmo Jihadi Has Links To Terrorists In Syria http://t.co/MywaAFD1yB #tcot #pjnet


RT @HBCUfessions: I guess my confessions trash because none of them got posted- FAMU


Munching on ww crackers & studying NYCs trans syst. Since NYC & I haven't had a thing in over 15 yrs #clubinsomnia #vacay


RT @MCGetBizzy: Rise of the planet of the apes http://t.co/Ww3xbbUJg7


“@My_Fish_Died: You dammn Weed potheads are annoying af on Twitter” weed and pot are the same thing faggot


RT @ProBirdRights: A marry between a man and woman people sloppery slop;then what is prevent a bird from marriage my sandwich??? I'm in lo…


Ate the receivers really fast or is pass coverage trash?


Fresh out the gym but yet I'm bout to eat free birds.


Stayin up late to watch #Ichiro #Yankees


Photo: anarcho-queer: “Anarchism stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals for... http://t.co/Iy6Gro4t8Z


“@AbstractLife: @NigelDixon1 @SeanTHarrington Orton is trash idc” he ain't been playing. Trashlex Smith only sat out Kaep took his spot.


@Web_BOW yes das def da problem.if his.teacher was a spear chucker he woulda gt both dose rite


@xZimpx @Prophzilla This is Twitter. Not only are you a fag but you're also retarded.


RT @Yankees: The @EmpireStateBldg shines its lights in #Yankees pinstripes in honor of Derek Jeter. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/3fp2pg85MB


@oliver_______ if you're making 300 clams for betting 5, i hope you do it for a living


RT @MidniteBoss: If you snipe, you're a fucking faggot. I fucking hope all of you snipers get fucking raped and suffer from cancer.


Legion of jig 😭😭😭


RT @Erv_Gulfwings14: I think Zlatan even has Class in the way he talks trash


RT @eph4_15: Allen West & The Slippery slope of Obama's constitutional contempt http://t.co/ropPmOtnbD #PJNET #CCOT


RT @PapaRockk_: My mom paid $5 to hold this monkey & look what he did 😩😂 http://t.co/t5ZkMd8Xeh


RT @UrbanEngIish: When your phone goes off in class and the teacher says "turn that trash off" but its a song from your mixtape = https://t…


You're stuck on ghetto middle school days. Step our g... — wtf how ah I stuck in the middle school games jusy bc... http://t.co/hJnV01NTGB


Bengals kicker trash.


teeth can make or break a person. you could be a 10 and have yellow teeth and immediately drop to a 2.


She trash tho.


"The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked
White, brown, yellow and black color is not restricted"


@BrenJJGMom @hweldon Well...how about those Yankees this year? What a run. #wtfiswrongwithnebraska


How bout them redskins?


These brownies are bomb!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/lKZLQQj7W1


@CallNeeshCakey we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on double PAPP 💥💥


RT @JOEL9ONE: Thanks Carolina fans 4 the flipped birds+few bottles to the head. Sticks n stones may break my bones but aluminum zimas will …


I'm finna see the Yankees win a baseball game


RT @PowerCumminMax: Green/yellow fuel pump>>>>>
#dieselstation


@TheTrackMamba gator bait 🐊😤


@STACCS_WNT_FOLD you tell me, coon.


Harlem World trash? Interesting.


RT @_wintergirl93: I don't wanna hear Sgt. #Tahmooressi's name come outta the Preezy's mouth. He couldn't be bothered then, keep his pie ho…


RT @stephpaulus: I have yet to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen's house.


It's a lot of Uncle Tom ass niggas out here.


“@alicia_688: You aint special niglet RT @Vice504fly: When I'm chilling wit Greg ppl walk up to me to ask me to take pics”hatin


I'll give you a baby zebra girl.


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/ZsAAzFL0p5


*after BO1 RT @TheGodWriter_: @iDocLyfe Bruh lol I retired after mw2 because everything was trash afterwards.


my grandma got a rosta colored dress
it's so pretty She better let me borrow it


@sweetlou462 Lol. Have fun! 😄 I haven't been to a race since HS (Charlotte). Crazy redneck times. Lol.


why they playing trash on ESPN right now.


@_spenceyy @5SOS not scanger


RT @TheOrlandoJones: Funny how people who take their fantasy sports leagues very seriously are celebrated while those who play D&D are mock…


I didnt buy any alcohol this weekend, and only bought 20 fags. Proud that I still have 40 quid tbh


@ballzahoy cowboy killers.😍


@OMFGITSOSCAR basic trash


RT @AlfanoLisa: @Chris_1791 @MariaChappelleN Gee isn't cracker a racist term? So tired of these race baiters.


@Morning_Joe If NBC has elected you to be a spokesman for NBC they are in a lot of trouble. I and friends will no longer watch NBC trash

1


Man im glad im around to see the redskins go to the playoffs considering it only happens once in a lifetime #RedskinsBlow


Hmu talmbout match but when I pull up its 30 other niccas wit ya 😒


@thereal_EMandM I'm off whenever I feel like it. I'm off til Monday. And you put in your two weeks flip them the bird mannn


RT @Cajun_peach: Because humans aren't delicious ho RT @peta: Smarter than dogs AND your 3-year-old child. So why EAT them? http://t.co/eRT…


Y'all saw how mad that little chunky boy was? He wouldn't even let his dad touch him, bruh lmao


George michael such a fag


oh well. he's a fag anyways.


Yesterday, I saw a red hair do, with streaks of orange and yellow in it. Combed up like Woody Wood Pecker. And... http://t.co/o3hiKa2Fin


Some Jihadi posted a bio of the #ISIS boss Mr Awad with excellent sociological info. Can't thank him/her enough for the gift.


RT @KillAllSimps: Miley Cyrus pussy probably taste like wet dog, she has a negative ass, and the bitch looks like Justin Bieber, she so ove…


@yooperslayer better off banning teabaggers and their anti American supporters


@MAGNEDETH But seriously, it's the only reason I use a Mega whatsoever. Pure favoritism. Also those sweet fuzzy wings.


RT @rcooley123: Bill Maher mocks gullible America for missing the real enemy http://t.co/ApnsVg35Uf


RT @Yankees: #Yankees win! Final score: 7-4.


RT @SportsCenter: Derek Jeter leaves baseball as one of the greatest Yankees ever. (via @ESPNMag) http://t.co/MSUwxc3tYx


Just in case the day couldn't get better wife's Rav 4 had a flat and being the redneck I am I put 16 inch rims on it so there goes $200x2


“@SarabiaErik: I just accidentally ate a pot brownie. I guess there goes my pledge of being drug free for life . lolz .” Lmao #College


Seriously, reading 'thriller' like books spook me more than most horror movies.
#bookgeek


The #teabagger #freemarket really doing wonders in #Bangladesh these last couple of days. #tcot #p2 #teaparty #randpaul


respect the birds. peace in pieces.


@ProsperINDIA ho no. Without ur vote we lost the election. AK49 is taking oath as PM today. :-)


RT @NASAWatch: .@tweetsoutloud we found your brother Charlie out working on the dishes today #DSN50 #NASAsocial http://t.co/oNVuQnS7HT


RT @NBCSports: THIS JUST IN: Yankees P Michael Pineda is ejected from game after substance found on his neck http://t.co/7c3ekGdoVB http://…


Lemme find out that bitch nigga talking shit


RT @Food_BibIe: Oreo Ice Cream Cake http://t.co/sW0A1HQhyy


RT @jackwadeshow: Funny how Rick Scott accuses Charlie Crist of changing his positions on everything. Rick's positions are dictated by corp…


#Royals Milwaukee let Yost go.Now they wished they hadn't cause they suck.How about now.He's the guy win or lose. Yankees fire Girardi 👉Yost


so. mad... We live in a world where whitey can go to jail for a word other folks wear right on their hats & tshirts. If I wore that shirt...


RT @Fact: Fake friends are no different than shadows, they stick around during your brightest moments, but disappear during your darkest ho…


WATCH: Excited ISIS Jihadis Getting Their Yezidi Sex Slaves On 'Distribution Day' http://t.co/n9ExnuVhKs http://t.co/uHZ1qKcrJE


Wait did @kidfivevibes take my brownies??


A-Rod said the number #13 he wears on his uniform is for opposing teams to fear him but the fact is A-Rod is a damn cancer to the #Yankees


RT @Cougar745III: this girl comes into class with fried chicken and pulls hot sauce out of her purse i mean come on how ghetto & Stereotypi…


RT @MahoganyLOX: vintage mickey 🌸 http://t.co/03otPzXCbI


Foto: mimiblargh: ok pls consider this: kingdom birbs (can u guess who is who and what birds they are???... http://t.co/NWjUmmEWNJ


RT @KingCuh: ouuua ita siana. alu polosi ho nifo NAMU TA'E.


@EverybodyHatesV I read a black man tweet hot sauce is trash & watermelon is overrated. I can't deal


being up at 5am cuz your cat meowed at a nocturnal bird is the ultimate #toughbreak


@KodyMark1 go Yankees


“@GlitteredInPink: @West305 you like 5'8, you needs to”....1. You a hoe. 2. i'm 5'10(breaking11) 3.suck my dick.


RT @DabGodBaby: But only BBC, the American version is trash


RT @ChinaAfricaBlog: A nice round-up of voices in #China #Africa relations: 'China-Africa Trade: The Oriental Allure' http://t.co/7DWJovmeB…


Twitter is trash


RT @thatgirlran: “If your 15/16 ACT like your those ages not like your 20. Its not cute.” That awk moment when I thought this tweet was abo…


@Newser big fucking deal...cry baby niggers


“@CommonBlackGirI: here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store” thanks mom for the ghetto name.


RT @Yankees: Getting the field ready for today's game. http://t.co/lh4UzqXbei


RT @murrman5: "Hun, I'm quitting my job and going to learn to become a psychic. Now I know what you're thinking, well not yet. I'm going to…


The jigg is up


RT @AndrewLuck23: Charlie Crist says OCare has been great? #ccot #tcot #teaparty #PJNET #Independents @jjauthor @BettinaVLA @FLGovScott htt…


Twitter is for fags.


"Only a couple of Red Sox have gotten past first base." I'm dying laughing. Maybe the Yanks need to teach them some game.


RT @TeamGladney: Did the Yankees make the playoffs and properly honor Jeter? RT @80sbaby4life: Orioles win?


#HappyColumbusDay .....hate to sound all #PETA callous and all........but #buffalo had it a LOT WORSE than the #injuns..........


Fake tits? “@VelvetHoopD: A hoe??“@Steph_Badd: Can u guess what I was ? “@DJZeeti: Twitpic your halloween costumes” http://t.co/ECs7nlEkKa””


Who is John Hanson? A "Black" Man, A Moor, John Hanson
was the First President of the United States! George... http://t.co/rpSeqjD3


Apaches' 30 MM rounds turn Jihadis into tomato soup @MarkRothschild1 @Rockprincess818 @NoFear3136 @Lanna70115


RT @PoliticalLaughs: Liberal Head Explosion: WW2 Navajo Code Talkers Appear in Redskins Jackets. #redskins http://t.co/ouxoQDHmID


@JRise88 @G_Anderson4 what do you want fag


Are poor little guinea pig died :(


it's a brand new day and the birds they chirpin


At work but wish I was floating in my 15 ft., on sale at Walmart, redneck pool that my husband probably hasn't cleaned since last weekend.


RT @boominator: “@CureOurCountry: Rand Paul mocks Clinton with #HillarysLosers pics with failed candidates http://t.co/r8fjtCsJ5O http://t…


This waiting thing is for the birds...


@Furrystoat For the record #NoHomo but don't care who is unless I gotta see it.. same with every sexuality even birds, dogs.. what not.


#HellYeah RT @BaconGawd #No RT @HuffingtonPost Happy Fall! Pumpkin Spice Oreos are here http://t.co/2prvsKantE http://t.co/hleYm0YC29


This one night I was tripping off brownies I put my running shoes on and I was still in pjs, it was 2am ! http://t.co/UwmBpCOMNE


RT @SpenceLynn: Idk how people can just not have a job and stay at home all day watching tv, it was so boring for me to do it 2 days idk ho…


RT @daniellecarr01: Where all my @Yankees fans?? #ny #yankees #VictoriaSecret #fitness http://t.co/IBNLKWuUNS


See me ride out of that sunset, on your, colored TV screen #TNT #ACDC


RT @ItsKayven: If your girlfriend is taller than you, it's her responsibility to take the trash out & fight off anyone that breaks into you…


@TheLittleFella_ @OLE_VertyBstard @thereal_EMandM @Justinrogo01 boooooooo that was trash


Me gusta pollo so español that. Lol. 🍗


RT @BigEl179: Luv riding the #MetroNorth with sour drunk #Yankees fans after a loss... #TooBad #MetsFan #QueensAllDay


Yee boy my yung nicca told me dat waxx


Sorry all my fellow negros


There's a green bowl high. A spliff high. A j high. A blunt high. A moke high. And a Moke + coffee high.


Flipping back and forth between #Yankees playoff baseball and the Trainwreck Formerly Known as the New York Jets


Oh Yahweh, your hand is upon me, your shadow hovers over me.For your sake, The House of Ysrah'al mock me all day long http://t.co/wXEs0DQRP9


RT @Herman_NYRBlog: Yankees shouldn't even bother to show up to Boston, man. Just fold the franchise. Cancel baseball.


@PWilliamsD I need some clams on the half shell :-). Down here all you can get is deep fried clam necks.


“@JuniorMaye8: A lot of them are though. Attitudes be pure trash”

#TeamWhiteGirls
#SwirlTheWorld


Happy Columbus Day! Even #BillMaher likes #cocaine and #Columbus!!! What the fuck is wrong with you #liberals? Fuckin' #moron #retards....


@mikecheck_123 the favorite drink of white trash everywhere....


I would like to apologize to anyone I have called fat, stupid, gay, nigger, jew or retarded. I am truly sorry....

JK

Just trolling

Fags


RT @hawkblogger: The AFC was trash last season, especially the AFC South. Jags could make a playoff push if they have a great draft. Not jo…


"I am a thrill billy..with a hillbilly heart." -@billyraycyrus. HAHAHAHAHA Jesus Murphy!


RT @steviegarcia11: Here come wiggas soft tweets.. 😂


#milesthompson #goauche #wetback #ca http://t.co/g3Ze8bqLPG


There's gonna be a lot of trash talk today
#worldcup


“@theellemac: Essence Fest anyone?” I'll be there on the main stage 2 stepping with Uncle Charlie


RT @bjs5555: ELECT Democratic Nominee Charlie Hardy @runwithcharlie to U.S. Senate. #WY Defeat TEA Mike Enzi. #TNTweeters #CIR http://t.co…


@SallyBitesAlot lol find a "redneck" from oakleaf to take you


Went to an open house today & the place was trash. Ewww


@KingCuh @TEE_JONEZ io.. lol osi tangi! Haha a tuku ho tangible Terryn! Atunga ho fie lea lahi mai!


@HaseenaBakhtali @steen020 @madraq Altyd zo geweest hoe vaak men ook zegt:dit nooit meer!LozeWoorden.PuntjeBijPaaltje vertonen z dierngedrag


Space brownies 👽


RT @MelissaTweets: Scott Walker investigate. Christie's Bridgegate. Perry's drunk monkey Dem DA-gate. All men innocent. All threats to left…


RT @neverknownfacts: A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to ho…


@DanielSizelove @Conrad_MLG get on cunt


how much you wanna bet that a anti-government "black helicopter" teabagger was behind the Boston Marathon explosions? @TwitchyTeam #p2 #tcot


@DoeMostDope @mattrbennett209 @JohnnieGoings ha booner has that twitter @boone_boone5356 ha


RT @PattyChocMilk: #teabagger math http://t.co/lOiZi6fM6U


RT @ivanrabago_: @staycoolwheels @Studhardt22 Joshua is a faggot. Just suspend him on those grounds


@Taylor_1017 faggot


#PacerNation 4/4 on the road! Perfect way to continue after #iubb have finished #NBA #Pacers #indiana #hoosiers


@Boazziz He promised to stand with the muzzies, so...


Early bird gets the worm.... #GoGetIt


@neemjemoeder @SvensTweet @Harry_Dillema @wltrrr steek d morele vinger maar in j neus, zelfde soort types bij NATO stenigt vrouwen by bosjes


@grinand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRtKAQJUc3g Stay safe out there, Charlie.


A ghetto girl's best bet is to find work at a call center and try to climb that corporate latter.


Met a woman who was trying to feed a crow a Brazil nut


i reblogged them to mock her god bless


I think I'm gonna walk around the house free as a bird.


RT @ItsGirllCode: when other girls wear beanies they look cute & stylish but when i wear them i look like a member of a drug cartel who sel…


@Drfreezeburnn @DaithiDeNogla I just learned how many retards you can find when you search trending topics.


RT @RealTimeWWII: 6000 people/day now being deported from Warsaw ghetto, packed into cattle cars for rail trip to Treblinka death camp. htt…


*chops* RT @Tweets2Sweet *does bird call, flaps hands*


Baby I'll whisper Vietnamese to you all soft like, "ching... chong ting o long...."


😍😍😍

“@whatskillfeed: i guess ill just trash this drawing because of roster changes...😔 http://t.co/2r8wqgE8cR”


RT @YepillPosts: If I had a dollar for every time I died on flappy bird http://t.co/pj8QSBTe2L


@Fit4LifeMike @chanelisabeth hoe don't make me put up screenshots of your texts to me hoe


RT @wilw: Even shorter Charlie Sheen: "Your move, Mel Gibson."


Lmaooo naw man RT @DipOnline Yo want in RT @HumbltonBanks: U serious bro?? lol RT @CheezMoeJenkinz 2-3:10am early bird special


@Notsosweetpea SOO when we hanging out and makin brownies!!


I love watching birds migrate. Wish I understood why it's such a peaceful sight.


RT @sorryimalex: I'm only back cause I don't wanna see the boys lose to trash #vote5sos


RT @bunnyasmin1125: I Still Be Craving An Oreo McFlurry b;


@DivaMonRoe2uHoE @CheefPolo hoe hoe hoe, merry Christmas


@DolfyAdolf
Y'all gots betta machinery fo dat. Hanger be ghetto


@kieffer_jason how would u know if I don't fuck with you? Exactly you don't wtf I got shut your retarded ass up


RT @iBeZo: Stupid fucking nigger LeBron. You flopping stupid jungle bunny monkey faggot.


RT @zachthorpe78: where are all the thinkpieces on why kids call themselves "trash" and "garbage" these days


2 beer queer


@KeiveeB yellow shirt hat turnt to da side


@Strangleme Your mother looks like a tough-as-nails bird...I see where you got 1/2 of that from. Nice food, too!


Perhaps Ezra Miller is the first crack toward changing that, regardless of whether he identifies as queer over gay.


“@CommonManKFAN: And that's why mock drafts are a joke my friends.....”Anyone???


@simonslives @recordstoreday cheers dude might nip to town for #TheEditors #Vinyl ;-) #MusicMatters


RT @dami3n00: Flappy birds Extreme now you can play two birds at once! Hardcore! Easier with two people lol!

 http://t.co/yCTT56cXK5

 #f…


@chris2x @NevadaPR Camels, ostriches and zebras! See you at the races! #VCCamelRaces


RT @daqraca: How can anyone hate Charlie Sheen http://t.co/AF4T3MtmxU


RT @JeffDuncan_: JSU coach Omar Johnson: "It's what u do against the ball. U throw it, hit it, catch it. Doesn't matter if the Yankees are …


What's up faggots bet y'all thought you'd seen the last of me


@kathleen_herne Stink should shut his hole & just perform his tricks like a good trained monkey


RT @anthonycampos23: Lebron your still a bitch you suck nigger hope you die


Video: Charlie Baker makes final push for votes http://t.co/9ArtP5ymbS


Scott brooks finds new ways to flip me the bird each game. I know it's the right move but #Idontcare #KDStreak #imsad


RT @wtfdawkins: Let's go Yankees


Up early then a bitch driving to denton omg can I move already


RT @transtrenda: Okay okay but. Trans birds


@Anotherpotheadd lucky monkey


RT @Swizzzy: Peeps are trash.. Marsh mellows in general are trash


Watching #Steelers colts getting blinded by the Steelers uniys look like bunch of bumblebees


RT @ABCbirds1: #Colorado lawmakers consider nation’s 1st #wind energy legislation to protect #birds & #bats. http://t.co/shwQYb76pw http://…


I used to get GRs a lot, tho. maybe that's why my soles cracked so much... http://t.co/lRCb0vabiG


RT @jennakimjones: Dear Oreo, What's this I hear about a Watermelon flavor? KEEP YOUR FAKE FRUIT FLAVOR OUT OF MY CRISCO SANDWICHES!!! Love…


This reminds me of another quality video lol. He ain't fittin to front for these peckerwoods! http://t.co/AYpwHr0J62


I need like 43 fuzzy blankets to sleep 😍💋


Wicked Oreo


RT @studio6263: M&S bids for most social Christmas yet with ‘Follow the Fairies’ campaign http://t.co/5OaL2EHhG2 #CLE #marketing