RT @CzickenShack: I'm finally ready to mass market my skidmark-resistant tighty whities, but apparently "Uncrustables" is already taken. Fu…


I need to chat with @SpaceJam_Teeg . Where dat nicca at? Lol


@luvvida You're right.. I be around my nig....


RT @MensHumor: Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak. #truth


Y'all suck on flappy bird


RT @ParkerHouk1: If I could be anywhere on earth right now, you know it would be Yankees Stadium


Thee Bears are trash tho...


Mommy said no pussy cats inside my dawgs house


RT @ajbk4life1: how do people not realize the jig ?


segment finally did it. NEVER again watching #teabagger propaganda in the morning on #msnbc again. @bpshow on #currenttv for me #morningjoe


RT @StephMcMahon: A sign at "Checkpoint Charlie", a well known crossing point between East and West Berlin, when Germany… http://t.co/0l0Kg…


Fitzpatrick is trash bruh


RT @wcvbkelleyt: Just me or are there a lot of tweets from media tonight about election night food??!! For the record: cheese & crackers @s…


@mallenokc @royceyoung extra yellow.


RT @UFlorida: @GatorZoneFB It's a bird...It's a plane...It's Jake McGee! http://t.co/WVdLScoDvw


Kick dem fucc niccas out da spot


RT @Meet_Nallah: “@mckenxcassie: Some of y'all hoes so worried about y'all eyebrows y'all forgot y'all had a mustache 😂😭😭” LMAO


Also, it’s a hiccup to Jihadi propaganda: they portray themselves as the only ones willing to die for their cause.


My favorite DC restaurant is Charlie Palmers. @Sweet_Me_Lissa @sassylibrarian1 @taotao_salupa @tingtingbabyyyy


RT @MTVUK: #Directioners, 1D's @zaynmalik & @Louis_Tomlinson monkey around on set of #StealMyGirl video: http://t.co/sOEbNlR8Re http://t.co…


Char-broiled #cod, yellow #rice, sautéed spinach and artichoke hearts. Made with love for @voxpulchra.… http://t.co/vWjWlghRGO


@ACMobbDeep @madsbennett yeah I run over squirrels and coons


@rbigwood when Hollywood Underwood took his shirt off and started screaming in the dark hah like a horror movie with the nips!


@leprechaun_ie Strong with the Force, leprechauns are.


@Jpizzle651 I didn't really have one, was aware of Yankees, but always loved Dodgers uniform!


“@Queendev_: My leave out is trash 😨”😭😭😭 u sick


“@_BitchBUH: Shoot that nigga and his shorty bitch 🔫😂” ‼‼


I like to mock Apple, but I'm legitimately interested to see what their wearable looks like.


"@KnightfanNeal #UCFPINKPARTY come on stay alive knights nation!!!!" This is still the early bird special. #ComeAtMeUT


All I did was said her weed was trash


"when rappers say twat it makes me feel weird" 😂😂😂😭


This is why my mother isn't allowed to make brownies http://t.co/h0cFT5wcBV


RT @CHlLDHOODRUINER: taking out the trash at night http://t.co/UhXTOgP4jZ


dem niggas ca have them white hoes.... I love my beautiful black sistas....


RT @BiertempfelTrib: One more from @JimBowdenESPNxm: "Yankees wouldn't be letting Polanco sit in minor leagues, because they're all about w…


Study by Center for Biological Diversity called (taxpayer funded) Ivanpah a “mega-trap”-will kill 28,000 birds year. http://t.co/xPXEhne29E


RT @SBNation: Reds fan snags foul ball, gets shoved by player, flips bird, becomes True American Hero: http://t.co/yDu4PR531R http://t.co/…


@Wimp_W_Diesel yu forgot we beat yall? Thats like a garbage man calling a janitor trash


RT @TheEagleFazi: Almost 83% of children in Balochistan have never been to school, followed by 80% in Sindh, 75% in KP and 60% in Punjab. #…


Want to touch tha boootyyyyy....neeeeed to touch the heinie 🍑


That was not good times! Starting the mickey mouse club soon!


RT @nyjets: We accept the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge from the @Patriots & @JimmyFallon! We challenge the @Yankees @Mets @Seahawks- http://t.c…


*rubs hands like bird man


RT @navy8r: "@Sierra0559: Hey @BarackObama , the jig is up. Even democrats are through with you. #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech" dems are raci…


@Qui_ThePharaoh @zApollo0803 @MildlyDarkSkin hes a lying faggot. he used inspect element to change the number of dollars in his account.


@rasheedibrahim_ once it gets cold yall gonna be trash again lol


RT @jesscorsonCLE: Does anyone know of a good pet sitter in #CLE/Northeast Ohio? Specifically cats & birds. Thanks! #CLEpets #neo #clevelan…


RT @taylor_TM: @PacmanJonez @PhilWOTG you the whitest person on my TL but you always so ghetto. Im sick of it


i saved a bird yesterday.


S/O to my favorite nigger to work on the plantation @Pretty_WarZone just remember next time, ask for the watermelon. Dont steal it.


@Abels_Masochist you're not ghetto tho. You can live in the hood and not be ghetto #facts


You said you be smoking strong but your wrong you been smoking trash it's not in my lungs if it ain't that pressure.


Nose goes on taking out the trash this time. 🙊 @caitnicole3 @CiCi_Phi


@ShawnIrwin9 okay closet fag


RT @ZekeJMiller: RT @bobschieffer: Looking forward to sitting down with President Obama for our 60th anniversary broadcast this Sunday — ho…


RT @fatguythe: *sings Careless Whisper to broken 7 year old flip flop on the way to the trash


RT @anticvlum: Lol I'm litetally just a walking trash can


@dchestnut26 don't shake your head at me. I just love to trash talk.


Oriental rugs cause I'm flyer than a dove.


RT @JoeyG_145: Downloaded flappy bird 5 minutes ago... It's already deleted.


@orchetect Are we doing Mad Libs now? Cool. Uh...
Twinkie 35' long, DJ Pon3 cameo, Magic™, Crystal Tree. #TNGSeason4Finale


RT @wvjoe911: Gov Rick Scott Refuses To Debate Charlie Crist Because Of A Small Fan http://t.co/hKMfPnRukU


I see ya big Boi in the Oreo V's


I want some cookies, brownies and ice cream. 😋


@yungdipIo @Iemonaids like I really want a rafter monkey


Foley Abduction Linked to British Jihadi Kidnapping Ring http://t.co/X6SIP3woXb via @joshrogin, @elilake


Johnny Rebel - Quit your bitchin' nigger!: http://t.co/uCGhrY7zGe


A Yankee win makes any day better.


RT @TomArnold: Boy went trick or treating at Charlie Sheen's. Dada not jealous cause all Charlie gave out was really good candy and by cand…


RT @KYHoopsBuzz: Latest DraftExpress mock draft has Randle #3, Cauley-Stein #9, Young #14, Poythress #37. Harrison twins & Dakari Johnson a…


@THYGOAT @ItsVinnyDoe_ those crackers will leave you parched asf


RT @Wilnerness590: . @Jmart96 Because Outman is a brand-new #Yankees and because Girardi will never use 3 relievers when he can use 6.


He's trash. “@jlojpg: @TRAPGURLRON he said he's not doing collabs for anything less than 10 mil naira like booyyyyyy 😂”


5:40 A.M. and still awake! YAY!!! Time to chug coffee and red bull for the foreseeable future and hopefully not pass out behind the wheel!!!


Damn I think your redskins lost @KxRxSxB


@SteveWorks4You Stockboy...everyone mocks you.


RT @gatorhoops: Ill-advised slant call there.


i was such a teacher's pet in elementary school. like i brought them cookies and brownies and gave them hugs. im ashamed


Sunday's are the day to chug through while everyone else around you is obsessing with what their fave football team does and fantasy league.


.@RashaanSalaami doesn’t it always feel like we go into the season with offensive concepts that we inevitably trash and then we get good?


Smuggled letter by Gaza tunnel digger details suffering under Hamas rule http://t.co/jusiee1yhK via @TheMuslimIssue


@_dimejii i know so. What Samklef said wasn't a lie man. This guy think is a beast in Naija Pop. His music is trash not the wizkid of before


My nig kkeldalegend took me out for some more of that good old New Orleans soul food! http://t.co/vCBKAcQBHV


RT @Tease: RT or you're a fag. http://t.co/4Ol82rdeqX


@_Linsanity22 derrrrrrr, 1st of all her songs are actually good compared to the other trash, +++ shes SUCH a showman omg


RT @InduZtriouZ_Neo: I am a strong believer that birds of a feather flock together


"@rugbysocklad: Fit lads! Nice gear! http://t.co/ThnXX1lC1M" these scally lads n trainers would get it


I'm in my bed like half asleep and stuff. But I really want that Oreo coffee coolatta.


Hey! I'm gonna get some sort of bird tattooed on my body, accompanied with an anchor/rope situation. No one's doing that right now, right?


@AjKFAN Big congrats to all! I expect him to be blogging on rube chat in a few days! Now get some sleep, you will need it!


Watched some crows eat a sandwich


@UniversionRBLX Don't you have a trash can?


Breakfast fried chicken jerk chicken Tater tots white rice nd press yellow rice nd beans Mac nd cheese http://t.co/Usz8gJnZl0


@TasogarenoRaiko If you decide to do Damara, you should make her a gladiola. We have gorgeous rust-colored ones coming up over here.


"@greggutfeld: a video an entire media will likely mock. http://t.co/XFr1cRXWSm" i am such a crybaby


RT @Dory: my anaconda don't want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son http://t.co/uzTkGaWTfM


@CharlesBWaffle oh i am.. She cool though, might off her a brownie lol


RT @domhowx: You know you're ugly when an ape was chosen as a man crush and you've never been http://t.co/DWPs7b4xJU


RT @516Jake: Hungover and feeling yyyyyeelllloooowwwwww @outlawdipper @mudjug1 #dbh #yellow http://t.co/hJe7v4aWdw


RT @rickygervais: Have a great day, you lovely fellow apes :) http://t.co/jZL7filv0q


@Roscoedash lmao, soft ass nigga trying to act all tough, you a little bitch. Sit down and watch from the sidelines pussy.


one of my cats killed a baby bird and a cardinal


Thing that made me feel old today: Tori Amos is 50.


Whoooooaaa no chill savage “@CantBeLocal: Here monkey monkey http://t.co/wmZ8s3j6iG”


Lmao the shovel video is pretty awesome, she went down like a ton of bricks lol. Gotta love honky riff raff savages. That is all.


RT @jeffgallardo9: “@Sonali1123: Guys with colored eyes 😍” http://t.co/hwiPlPuxpQ


RT @SportsCenter: Derek Jeter's final game at Yankee Stadium will be 1st he's ever played there with Yankees eliminated from playoffs. http…


@ComplexMag I didn't know #whitetears were blue and yellow! #lessonoftheday


WH: Obama won’t name Holder’s replacement until you rubes have already cast your midterm ballots - Hot Air http://t.co/Yf1o8h99Uz


Only in my hick town can you walk into a national sports bar and get Busch light in a can. SMH


@baileymw22 you're the sole reason I come to that chipotle incase you didn't know. Keep up the good work babe


RT @DoctoroftheDead: @Jackson_D_Chase @violet_berry_ You realize I’m going to have to get out all those #horror and other poems I wrote abo…


@MSoltan18 @KoredeB9 I don't suck tho, you're just mad because you're trash and I carried you. you always had 0 points


@UdrewhendersonU Nope. Super chocolatey yummy brownies.


Damn Charlie Wilson is still around?


trust me, just set the alpha to 0. it's just as good (maybe better) than setting the visibility to false. now: fly on silver bird!


@valerie91097 uhh messi trash . and im flattered but what was the games scorre


RT @KyleKallgren: You know how in superhero stories the best insult for superheroes dumb mooks can come up with is "do-gooder?" #whiteknight


@holmes0786 only if its yellow cake & chocolate frosting


@TheClaireBear36 Don't like to trash talking either way. But to be fair, that's just on Twitter. I'm having a ball on texts.


Or when you're in my neighborhood RT @clairelea18: You know you're in the mexcian ghetto when... http://t.co/1Vq0OcrseV


@Flyers4Cup boy I had no idea that was coming. It's called a smartphone. You're horrible at trash talk


Yankee homeruns make me all tingly.


I mean most ppl confuse when to use "to" and "too", this nicca used the word "two" when he should've used "to" 😒


RT @renz360: Got 5 20% off slots for sole sauce for the early birds today

Use “SAVE20” at checkout

http://t.co/x5bq5vzpPK


@megynkelly
I don't understand the need for multiple autopsies. I guess they're going to keep on until they can slant 1 against the officer


@Mimistheone stop trolling me u creepy ass cracker!!!


Jihadis keep on prattling about having shot down today what they think is an Apache helicopter. Maybe it was an Mi-35?


This brownies bro


@DamianHuffaker you're from a trash can


@intrepidokie nice lie #teabagger. Just because you want to see it doesn't make it real. Like Reagan was a conservative, another huge lie


RT @sydswag2: Buy me double stuffed Oreos and you can be my boyfriend


@garrett_winker wow u hoe is the term for women


RT @PlMPCESS: In the fashion world "urban" definitely means "stolen from black people" it's ghetto on us, and urban on them haha http://t.c…


RT @OpWarriorTeam: Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go! It's #MilitaryMonday...support a military organization today. http://t.co/9DV04wk…


Don't follow the astros they said. They're trash they said. Well now look at them #astros


RT @rappersaid: When Joey Bada$$ said "Traded in my Nikes for a new mic, I guess it's safe to say he sold his soles for a new life." http:/…


RT @it_itt: @docrocktex26 doing nothing as an agenda. unbelievable that the Dems failed to use that against the teabaggers. @AfricanPrinces…


Embrace it. Love it. Flip this group of mine runoff water colored turds off and make a pick.


I really want a girl to make me some brownies 😩😭


Ima trash @ForeverMEM85 in fantasy


RT @BoatBuilder_: call me a free bird


@HobsonDarlene #BlessJesus Amos 3:3 Can two walk together, unless they are agreed? #DifferentLevels


Lol you're a cunt liar and I hope you drop dead k :-)


@NotEvanLarkin @bbcollins32 birds of a feather flock together y'all 🐥🐣


On UPenn campus all the black chicks here are trash but they're gonna be paid


Little bitty bumble bee🐝🐝 #bumblebee http://t.co/WgYL5UpjQq


we dem birds.


From the archives: @ThatAndyRoss’s My Favorite #Bond_age_ essay on THUNDERBALL, The Story of a Shy Kid and 007 http://t.co/on5t60rMFb


@tyler_wilde As in, "throw birds with long pointy beaks at you"?


Aint nobody wearing those new Westbrook "Jordan's" but Mexicans & trailer park trash white girls.


RT @cenopant: (she)s
bro(was)ken
bec(a)use
s(side)he
beli(hoe)ved


RT @LorenaSGonzalez: I am a California State Assemblywoman, but remain a proud @Teamsters #unionmember -- celebrating #LaborDay weekend ho…


RT @NickSwagyPYoung: Happy Halloween from Rick James (aka Swaggy) and Charlie Murphy ( @bigmeat2000 ) haha darkness everybody http://t.co/y…


There is this yellow thing in the sky. I don't know what to make of it.


RT @Solyybee_: Lmfao RT“@macktology101: Alco(ho)l”


RT @michael4h2o: An #Ohio inmate sums up what #LeBronJames' return means for #Cleveland: http://t.co/a68mtZQOeL http://t.co/bMrzFWstVA #Leb…


Highhhhh watching dawn of planet of the apes #StonerNation #LifeComplete


SOMEBODY please BRING OUT OF MY hotel room and HIRE ME for something REAL> I work hard for somebody throwing me in the trash. #IWantOut


Idiotic censorship drive by #France President fails to understand that he's empowering Jihadis by censoring the internet wholesale #fail


RT @LeMarquand: Jihadi-In-Chief Hussein Urges restraint in Fighting Islamic Butchers‼Apparently, we SHOULD be nice to ISIS...we might hurt…


Looks like the #Yankees will be competing with #Boston for the East cellar this year #MLB


Fuck that hoe??? thats exactly what dese hoes doin. Gettin fucked nd yall niggas the one to blame


"@OSAY_it_aint_so: “@IgnoreAllLaws: Fosters home for imaginary trash” WHOA CHILL"

that show was everything tf


That was trash. I'm just gonna put my phone down. Goodnight


stupid teacher talks to @RandyMower like he's retarded


Charlie Jacobs got confused about the ice bucket challenge and instead dumped a bucket of diamonds on his head.


Mace For Your Wife, Charlie Brown? #rejectedpeanutsspecials


RT @renegadecut: Video: Renegade Cut: Snowpiercer — An analysis of Bong Joon-ho’s sci-fi action film. Topics include... http://t.co/YNT9zS0…


@dreadywhiteboy @JwanUrebay then the kid he sold it to brought it back to him cooked in a brownie


RT @tumblrfunniest: When I throw away paperball perfectly into the trash can: http://t.co/215E0H0PS9


"Yaoooooooo @yea_im_JAMAICAN: Mawnin yardies! 💚💛😘"


Is Hillary the ‘dodo bird’ candidate? http://t.co/3FyoSi28Jm via @worldnetdaily


Because if nobody was judging the birds, this account wouldn't even cause a ripple in d ocean


This car has two registration tags. Both yellow. One for 2014 & one for 2005. Wth http://t.co/mdeD4a2soY


@CapitolEVAN That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.


RT @WhatTheFFacts: Actor Charlie Sheen once bought 2,600 seats at an Angels baseball game in hopes of catching a home run ball.


RT @BrosConfessions: Charlie Sheen is a legend #ForTheBros http://t.co/nbYjumIkQA


@charloosss @keepitplur @nicoleariel_ I'll chug my tall can . but homegirl won't approve lol


@kieffer_jason here let me say it more clearly since your retarded ass don't understand


You said you be smoking strong but your wrong you been smoking trash and it aint in my lungs if it aint that pressure


Fucking gook


@TOBINSUPREME so trash


RT @tomtomorrow: Have their been any reports of an aerosolized virus that turns apes intelligent? Seems like that kind of day.


"Is that an albino Mexican?"
"No dad, he's Asian."


@rbigwood @GameOfArmsAMC of course! Win or lose you always had the most exciting matches. Spilt blood and all and you aren't a trash talker!


@mis_sarahd @basedpapi1017 tranny


@AustinBurge44 either way both schools are trash 😉


Watch out #ned! #crc #worldcup2014 #puravida http://t.co/DcAgrh4SLE


“@DIYcookery: Oreo cookies😋 http://t.co/8zcjWW56Zz”bruh 😍😛😩


RT @davidjones720: "Obama is out on the golf course still looking for his balls." -Charlie Daniels


RT @scottvtracy: @AbuYazidMuawiya @amustafaanbari1 Congratulations for reinforcing the stereotype for insecure, uneducated, uncivilized, ba…


Another major development in the Jihadi circles: Al Maqdisi, hardcore jihadi theorist asks specifically for relief & aid workers’ release


I think I'll just eat this brownie and pass out


@InedibleFood Quickscoping trash. TAKE OF THE TONY HAWK SETUP AND PLAY NORMALLY. THAT'S NOT WHAT SNIPERS ARE FOR!


@LuckyL3FT @najmaaa_ali yellow bone be oh so easy wit da name callin b


NBA, handle your zebras.


@AndrewTaran That's a nice color combo too, love the blue and yellow.


How now, gung-ho?


Laughing at my deck that they gave me, yellow and jesus stencils all over it


RT @BaddieBellaDona: Instant mashed potatoes are trash 🚮


@c00ntact @KevinI bumcia is trash smfh I would've thought he would have gone after Khan but what you said makes sense


The pro-ISIS Jihadi prayer from Hajj making the rounds now. http://t.co/5ee3eDXuOa


RT @JonyPrivat: #cheese #crackers #lacking http://t.co/ijDHKWdkoQ


it's so weird outside. it's like yellow.


RT @Deadspin: Colombia supporter reminds us the double bird is a universal language http://t.co/JeUT1IsQ1f


RT @mediacrooks: Report what u want. But physically chasing/hounding is uncivilised.. @AdityaRajKaul ..Also in case of Bansal/Gadkari @anil…


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/1xTCOome3v


@AustinthaIntern Johnny football is trash man. Trash. Lol.


RT @CHlLDHOODRUINER: she paid $5 to hold the monkey and look what he did 😂😭😩 this monkey real af http://t.co/NgeCuWehHb


The family of Ron O'Neal needs to sue Wu-Tang for that trash song they released in his name.


If you are descended from anything less than European nobility and/or royalty, then you are non-titled common gutter trash.


Tuna is good the rest trash RT @AyeoFool: Cans of spam RT @MsBTxo: Most struggle food HAS TO BE any meat In a can, tuna included


#BlessJesusAir Matthew 6:26 Look at the birds of the air.. and yet your heavenly Father feeds them.Are you not much more valuable than they?


RT @TheBananaFacts: wiz khalifas's song "black and yellow" is a beautiful song about a bruised banana


City highway skyscrapers building lights yellow blue http://t.co/kOC9uYBFqV


RT @DamierGenesis: i live for street glory and I die for ghetto fame. respect all, fear none my pride is everything....


"Mam, Renée doet in haar rol net of ze ongesteld is Wat is ongesteld?" Van dat soort vragen waar je denkt: hoe leg ik die weer uit.


I miss Twinkies and Susie Qs. Tragic loss to society. What is next? Pixie Turtles?


RT @Harryslaststand: On this #ArmisticeDay the cry "Never Again" is absent and mocks our pledge to #NeverForget the fallen from ancient an…


“@HumbleTeej: @elisabethepps where am I on this rating scale???” Depends. You still wearing them colored contacts or naw?


RT @xoxo_Geee: Chest tattoos on females are trash .


Yankees season over tho. So yeah.


International police operation disrupts Shylock banking Trojan - Computerworld: The GuardianInternational poli... http://t.co/KhSV319gh9


Well good morning early birds.. t minus 47 mins until thee clock out. Then breakfast shower rub one and sleep!


RT @Shoq: He no doubt copied it from someone else. RT @KilloughCNN: Alert: The mock turtleneck is back. http://t.co/uM7aTH7tHT


When all else fails, blast bare nips


eharmony just informed me that my soulmate is an 02 Sea Doo with a trash bag of Whataburger taquitos bungeed on top. Thx, Dr. Neil Warren.


If you would have followed George Washington in 1776, it means that you're white trash.


@jessespector the bird has a hat. So it's hats on hats, who can beat that?


RT @DanielGennaoui: A bird that courts females by building a beautiful nest with bright objects: http://t.co/gi2rRlGRo6 … #wildlife http://…


On the anniversary of 9/11 #ISIS & Al Qaeda supporters each claim Ben Laden as their own as a show of their Jihadi authenticity #pathetic


One of @Mark_Schlabach best looks too. RT @McMurphyESPN: Charlie Weis couple months ago hanging w/Nelly http://t.co/yWvVg51z6w


I need a heated bra because my nips hurt so bad!


“@TheFunnyVine: Red Neck Ice Bucket Challenge 😂 https://t.co/cAgp3nIofd” he must be from the SIP. #redneck


Inbed eating left over poppadom. #livinthedream


I could go for a brownie right now


Rose colored glasses only, you guys. #wvnextin6


@BarackObama l voted and supported u and u pulled the rug out from under us, a nation and worse, cuz were not in "your circle" were trash.


RT @usmntHistory: On this #USMNT day 2014, the Yanks advanced out of the #GroupOfDeath despite a 0-1 loss to #GER.


Whipped out some french in front of some babes at the post office. #winning


This Billy Crystal tribute to Derek Jeter is crazy. I hate the Yankees, but man... Derek Jeter.... #RE2PECT


RT @HMSguy: Rahal's an idiot. Second time this year he's wrecked someone under yellow.


@ColeMcDowell2 Waco is ghetto hahaha. Wait til we go pick up nat in Austin tomorrow


Friend or foe nicca .. State ya biz


Parents Television Council: 'Scandal' sex scene after Charlie Brown was not OK | http://t.co/y3GnT4l7vc


Youre a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna stab you to death and then play around with your blood -Patrick Bateman


Who would've known that Jesus'll come back to the ghetto / on that level and that thorough like a black heroine.


Must have been a light skin hoe “@CampaignMindy: Lmfao wtf she mean af 😭😭“@TrickingGawd: HE WASNT READY BRUH RIP!! http://t.co/lJRqrdBMfi””


RT @MsKeeKee90s: @t_ndyy haha Oreo lol. Well I gota do dee's video for his dance soon, I can show you how to use equipment and that x


@The_Gambit Ha. He ain't welcome in Washington State or Nashville. Serpas is straight trash.


How is that not a yellow on Ronaldo for full on body bumping the ref?


@shanetallant he won't bite! We promise he's a friendly bird :)


This. Good. #pricklypear #shiner http://t.co/clfJKT4IZ4


RT @InnocentMarina6: *Goes to Yankee candle*

*buys beer scented candle*

*goes home, lights it*

*waits for a boyfriend*


This mint brownies recipe is made with almond flour, coconut palm sugar, coconut oil, and coconut mi http://t.co/XZZfDoLZDn


remember when the dude who played young ned followed my youtube channel. this was when i actually used my youtube for more than favorites


lol @ that tweet zebra.


@OG_Dakota lemme just throw a 302 in it, how's the tranny??


@wclemons @thejoelberggren @anthonycumia you little fag. At least I will fuck a Woman to have kids. Plus work to support them. Hipster homo


This is a sexy tweet. RT @Yankees: With a 6-0 lead, #Yankees turn to Matt Thornton to finish off the Red Sox in the 9th.


DRUGS> Is why #Giants are losing. Just ask #barrybonds and the HEDGE BET FUND> #WorldSeriesGame6 #faggots


RT @ian0012: dawn of the planet of the apes of the four calling birds of the three french hens of the two turtle doves of the partridge in …


#porn,#android,#iphone,#ipad,#sex,#xxx, | #Desi | paki http://t.co/cOfGRtW9br


RT @Dceni33: Not the "farewell tour's" fault everyone but three players underachieved for the Yankees this year.


Hey @DreamShakeSBN fans. If anyone is wondering what the yellow tab on the back of the collar for - it's for teams that have won a champion


RT @terri_georgia: Charlie Crist Leads Rick Scott In a Florida Governor's Race Where Every Vote Will Matter http://t.co/FWUH5pVnjk


@Briccone79 @pvvrivierenland ja moest van plisie niet meteen wild gaan denken.Juistja,willen wel meer mensen mij vertellen hoe k moet denken


apparently I'm pathetic trash alright (-:


@d6_9b idk... It's trash though!


and another one “@07Cannon: Two hoes? RT "@xoxo_imaunicorn: y'all know what we are?! 😂😂" http://t.co/XI5Aod1FAo”


I've pretty much eaten an entire box of my nephew's cheese nips. I only feel bad a little.


RT @LauraBehnke: #Yankees fans having flashbacks! RT @WCCORosen: @LauraBehnke You remember THIS Phil Hughes! It's already 4 to 0, still no …


@WarriorRN61 @mrgeology you inferred he tried to ho to Nam. He did not. He dodged it. He is no great leader.


I have really light colored eyebrows naturally and it's not ok


@Ncoleycole y u not on the monkey bars too lol


RT @5SOS: It's the best thing ever driving past crowds of people at shows and seeing bandannas coloured hair 5sos shirts that you've made o…


Igot to level 21 so far on flappy birds smh


@ImTooMuch bread in general aint too good for ya...but honky bread the worst...😂😂


*squak squak squak squak*
Me: bird shut up!!!
*squak*
Alex: that was an act of defiance
@Alextalksback


@jasonjwilde On that 4th down incompletion, both the slants looked like better options. Shame, but there’s a youth & lack of trust going on.


@icpchad @UnseeingEyes ......monkey look, just like you!


RT @BeardedNixon: Poont gotta be trash


@c_drew_ I'm guessing so. The players are talking trash.


Debating feminism with a gay professor uninformed girls and low IQ rednecks is not my idea of a fun Wednesday night


@Linnlondon1 I want some clams on the half shell :-) http://t.co/uFCAjNNQTZ


Game 128 Preview: Houston #Astros at New York #Yankees http://t.co/ughVRRdirz


Best behaved kids ever at mommy's commercial audition. Oreo McFlurries for everybody! #proudmom… http://t.co/9HFNSmaLcU


@Mathanugg You mean the one I colored with crayons isn't copacetic?


😈🆗 we snap chatted for one night lol. But you're cute. Snapchat me back nig


smh RT @uglyhxes Tyga shoulda knew Blacc Chyna was a hoe when his son crip walked out her pussy.


#Glory Isaiah Mom asked me if I wanted a brownie I said, no thanks
She said what are fasting,


@goldnsilvercoin this guys company had best year EVER...under Obama....conservative teabaggers are scum


I got my eyes on this red bone


@MattHomeTeam - you know what you did you faggot. There are literally thousands of people that have you on their radar homo


@GroteSmurf0 @illMartino @SvensTweet @KangUcup3 goh d AnoniemeAso meeting heeft weer pauze.Nog steeds niet bij hoofdstuk:hoe haal ik m'n ID?


I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/8rLE3JNr GOProud Makes Money Out of Twinkie Crisis in Free Market Spirit


Welcome to the family, Mia Meli! #new #puppy #adorable #cute #fluffy #mutt #mybaby #girl http://t.co/a27C1XueZP


Houston has so many trash drivers


RT @UnusualFactPage: Shy people tend have great observational skills, making it easier to recognize the core of a problem then solving it.


RT @Kevineffinskaff: My idea of a diet is eating regular Oreos instead of double stuft and takin off half the cookie (still dip it in 2% ...


RT @southernshirt: The only things you need in life are comfy shirts and Oreos #southernshirt


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RT @Drewmking: @Joely_Poly @Victoria_Finae he plays for the Yankees right?


Obama mocked the special Olympics Wendy Davis mocks the handicapped do ya see a pattern? Democrats #tcot #UniteBlue


RT @JStac825: There's coon classic (R. Kelly, Usher) and then there's classic (Stevie Wonder, Prince). Not that there's anything wrong with…


@Sterm26 @RealJamesWoods Just like when I call someone a nigger! It's not because they're black, it's about how they act. LIKE A NIGGER!


"@WBUR: A smuggler explains how he helped fighters along the "Jihadi Highway": http://t.co/UX4anxeAwd"


RT @RayyyZoR: I call this the 100gram sugar delight or a Heart Attack. It's a #PopTart #Twinkie & a #HoneyBun http://t.co/s6ZnLVlvLI


RT @gojackets973: @WesDurham its the start of another yellow jacket season tonight!!! How about a RT for ALL the Jacket Fans!!! #GTVT1 ...


@KenSuttling You remember,it used to be funny coloured paper.


@Decimate_IX Can't even spell right. You have the brain of an ape


Draft Drinking Game: chug a beer everytime you see a black woman crying. @stoolpresidente


There's a bird nest in my garage and so now when the birds fly out they poop on my car. 😑


Charlie Sheen