It would be pretty cool if I got to see @boybandproject 1 more time before I go back to hillbilly town! @TheZacMann @levimitchell...😓


Js on my feet, that song is trash too loll


@caraabastow That's a cute and fuzzy one...hehehe ;)


country boy, hick lyfe, white tee, rebel flag


RT @crazygirlgab: Just eating animal crackers in sacrament! #17AndLovinIt


RT @ComedianSpank: I went to college Every college got a bird class where u can get ya friend to sign u in & get an A out the class Rashad …


RT @flavorpill: Why Tori Amos matters now more than ever http://t.co/YIsiAI6S via @nme


RT @SportsCenter: For the last time, The Captain takes the field at Yankee Stadium. http://t.co/c9TI4FkSkn


😂😂 maaaaannnn i hope so! RT @ABrown252: @VonshayeB did we get rid of John Legend looking Charlie Batch?


Her excuse is "when I die u can have all my gold." I don't even like yellow gold anymore. I gave her all of mine.


RT @EmilyWCVB: RIGHT NOW: NewsCenter 5 projecting Charlie Baker will be Gov-elect by a razor thin margin http://t.co/1qC9q6P1cL #wcvb


RT @HornyFacts: a girl tweeted "you might be ghetto if u bring food from outside into the movies"

no u might be stupid if u pay 4.99 for a…


"Brownies for my brownie" I love this movie. 😅


@KristynEdwards why were there penguins and a bird in the puppy bowl???


You're just trash like sorry


@QVC strawberry shortcake. Stacked with whipped cream, yellow spunge-cake, & sliced #strawberries freshly picked from the farm w/ my kids.


@GregHillWAAF soo what you putting on those crackers Gregg?


@tonynolanlive "There is a special time and place for decaf coffee: never and in the trash." My family's motto about their java habits. ☕


@JRealmo I don't think they believe in their communities ability to function w/out whitey. They choose to be hustled by big gov't...


Penn State tryna slant and screen all the way down the field lol


Sinai Jihadi Group Beheads 3 Accused of Being 'Spies of the Jews' http://t.co/3CDOsElI1k via @BreitbartNews


@DIRECTV why are you showing Yankees game in arizona when you promo Washington huskies game? I bet @dish would want my business


RT @ConsrvativeDiva: Must-Watch: Bill Maher Schools PBS Host Charlie Rose Over Islam's 'Illiberal Beliefs' http://t.co/5pq91jxOeV


Flights from Liberia should just be rerouted to Ferguson.. 2 birds 1 stone.


@dgardner @YoniFreedhoff Sounds like the hysteria over bird flu a few years back. It had a lower mortality rate than the regular flu.


RT @josepheach: D-emand
E-veryone's
M-oney &
O-bjects
C-ollectively be
R-edistributed
A-mong
T-heir
S-upporters


I see u jigga!!!! Hillary $wankin


RT @LakersTV: VIDEO: @kobebryant on talking trash while facing @NickSwagyPYoung during today’s scrimmage – http://t.co/3njZFytc1R http://t.…


WALK OFF HR! @Yankees


Endless but they really trash so none RT @Whoa_Kimbosabe: Men: how many positive(s) and possibles do y'all have on fri thru sun night?


@erinscafe We hate them more than the Cowboys and Yankees.


RT @Cosabandonada: Parque de atracciones abandonado en Japón. http://t.co/dn0JIid4f4


“@AustinMahone: just got a new fish it's albino and I named him shaquita #yee” bahaha


RT @rickygervais: Humans are genetically closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas. But we are all apes. Have a great day you clever twe…


To the senior class: there will be Oreo funfetti bars in the den this morning 😚


My son is 9 and still has issues tying his shoes because he's barefoot all the time, in case you wanted to know my hillbilly status.


Just got done taking some photos with brownie #flowcity


One mans trash is another mans treasure #believe


Sewing is also a requirement to be an #ISIS Jihadi girl - keep the men's clothes presentable #ISISFeminism http://t.co/sN5KUwMX78


RT @DarthPutinKGB: Today in 1996 Charlie Wilson left office. "Should be ranked alongside Lech Wałęsa for his role in defeating communism". …


@fairflattaxnow @Morning_Joe @JoeNBC hey #teabagger the law made it a FELONY to keep and collect the records. Get your facts straight


@McKinseey the grass is greener on the other side of the fence of course it's also a soggy septic field


RT @Elisaa_Martinez: Happy birthday cotton picker lol @1NOnlyDirtyMike


Someone tell @RSherman_25 his dreads are part of the uniform. I'd pull your hair too. Why are you trash talking? Cut your Doodoo braids.


@hayyllss Merry Christmas Hun ! 🎅🎄❤


“@HeyKeifer: Golden Oreos 🐐 regular Oreos 🚮” YES!!!


Mitt Romney hates big bird. Fascist.


sheryl crow being the bae


Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese #RiseNGrind 💯 http://t.co/558Ewp9vF0


@izziorizzi i'm not a trash talker, brah. i'm polite and diplomatic on and off the court.


RT @KapreceSun: where my 2 favorite jiggers at? @S_hawn24, @Satisfied_x ? 😂😂😂 https://t.co/unNm233mFQ


Every time I play a Patapon game and hear the "Ushishi Theme", I think of a beatboxing monkey. "YO YO YO GET UPPA!!!"


@SelfCuttingGirl @AnthonyCumia I thought he would think it was cute...you know, like when you shut your clam up for 5 minutes! #dunce


RT @GatorDwqam: Everytime I see Nelson Agholor make a play I want to puke. Kid should've been a gator. Thanks Charlie Cheeseburger.


RT @BestSagittarius: #Sagittarius can be compassionate towards other people when they want to be, especially towards the ones they care abo…


American culture is stuck to the side of the toilet. Graffiti writers in Europe can create better art without any lowlife trash sex jokes.


RT @CorbynKelly13: Found some more of my original yellow bracelets and the first person I thought of was @TannerMcDowell


My mom didn't buy me Oreos she doesn't love me


I want Oreos!! Who can help me


So let's see what you look like in the AM without the 10 filters and colored contact lenses, your followers are dying to know

@uberfoxy


RT @USABillOfRights: Psychological Warfare for Dhimmis -- DEFEATING ISLAM
http://t.co/M8zlTY0fZs
joining forces to take out world's trash h…


I hate being profiled. I'm not "country", I'm not a "hick". I'm Eric Dean Vestal, and I'm doing what makes me happy, not anything else.👌👋


YES!! RT @Merky__: NO!!! RT @HuffPostTaste Will YOU buy the new Caramel Apple flavor of Oreos? http://t.co/K8zUp4Ynzf http://t.co/AMuZaTglx8


@caycifish What is that monkey doing to those poor bottles?


Bet they want a cookie, Bergbrain? You mean like you want a cracker? Kinda bitter here today aren'tcha? #stribpol mngop #mnleg


@AdamSchein @TheMayorMatt I may have just cried a tad #illmissu shiner


@rachel_gautreau @babyydrey hey Rachel G my name isint Kenneth ok let's just get that straight 👆 you best be backing off before I go ghetto


Going up to the view point and seeing star child..... What the monkey


RT @Oreo: Woah, the depth of this Ollusion is unreal. #Ollusions http://t.co/fuiVThvZyN


@darealwalt_jr he see the jig


Watching Richie Rich! On Tv..Even he wanted to kick it with the ghetto kids..

Shows yuh how much Money Aint A Thang!...


My doctors office is retarded, "we noticed you put in a prescription order, so we canceled it. Give us a call if you need a refill, thanks!"


Video: Charlie Baker campaign team denies contacting Gov. Patrick for meeting http://t.co/qHrA6OalRR


RT @Kick_Man: Giants- Pitiful .. Jets-Pitiful .. Mets- Pitiful .. Yankees-Pitiful .. Nets- Pitiful .. Knicks-Pitiful ... Ny sports- Pitiful


RT @SuzanneEvans1: The Shocking True Stories Behind Your Favorite Classic Fairy Tales http://t.co/nINVwOXM9z via @HuffPostBooks


@SemiMooch and I believe we all evolved or whatnot, but I find it hard to believe that we all came from apes


Can someone please explain to me, Why are the birds so angry & destroying pigs' homes?


@vanessa32m honestly the performers on there red carpet were trash hahahaahahahaha


@TheMayorMatt @Frizzle18 I like where ur domes at #smart


Islamic Jihadis run away to Pakistan @PureMonotheist @BemetOr8 #UniteBlue


99 percent of the trash we dump in the sea is missing. This is not a good thing → http://t.co/CwC2LWCV3T http://t.co/Y0kt02HLm1


RT @luke_brooks: There was a fly that was banging into all the windows and I called it retarded but then I thought to myself "umm I'm talki…


@kincade00 @mistaturk5 lmaooo just call my phone if you want them birds *Migos Voice*


@Ants_SNEweather Well you got to see pom-pom Pete


“@sorryimalex: I'm only back cause I don't wanna see the boys lose to trash #vote5sos”


RT @ChamsFace4music: Early bird catches the worm people


The two ringless fags RT @EverybodyHatesX: Barkley & Reggie were talking nonsense the entire game


RT @Medz4u: •not all black girls are ghetto though


RT @KySportsRadio: For years two fan bases (UNC and Indiana) have said they do things "the right way" while UK and others are rogues. My ho…


"@El_Grillo1: Pit Bulls Photographed As Lovely Fairy Tale Creatures http://t.co/Q0Sm89oOLh”

They *are* fairy tale creatures.


Happy hangover #Bloomington #btown #iubb #IU #Indiana #hoosierdaddy #HoosierNation #hoosiers the resurrection is now complete. #ncaa #big10


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE Brooklyn Park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/saWpjDtIGN


A bird just flew into my window?????? I hope he's okay 😳


I can hear my mom playing flappy bird in the living room 😂😂


Oreo Shake, I want you.


RT @teapot: Stuff broke loose, must not panic and share GIF instead http://t.co/JL4GuIeJ84


God damn zebras every Virginia possession the whistle blows geeze.


4⃣2⃣0⃣

moke up


RT @Mr_MshkL: صورة لطائر الكاردينال الأحمر المميز، أحد شخصيات لعبة الطيور الغاضبة angry birds الشهيرة !
• http://t.co/0lowkClb


RT @pgammo: Run Differentials:Mets -14, Yankees -32.


RT @losthistories: DC Fri 1/3: Bengali Harlem & Lost Histories South Asian Am reading/convo @busboysandpoets 14th St cc: @SmithsonianAPA @D…


@McSheeti means trash lol


Correction:
>>>>when the sky is yellow, death is upon us. No. I'm scared


RT @Sttbs73: I see the crazy #teabaggers have given up on defunding Obamacare and have moved on to using veterans! #1MVetMarch


God made male and female blades of grass. Every living thing must reproduce itself to stay on this Earth: birds, bees and grass. Sex=Natural


RT @lachlan: So who wants to tell the Washington Post that Charlie Crist is a Democrat? http://t.co/LGzzYusEKZ http://t.co/2jCVv7qxqf


@Titan4Ever2488 how are Yankees games on the radio? Good announcers?


@WebAntOnYT btw Jim crow laws were supported by democrats not republicans and MLK was a republican #Fact


RT @legapsi06: I've only watched 10mins of this trash and I feel like I just wasted some valuable minutes of my life that I can never get b…


Good morning Twitter. Make today a positive one. If you can't do that, beat up as many meanie-faces as possible. Also, I hate flappy bird.


Floppy bird chalmers over here taking after his hero LeBron


A squad of dyke cholas fear nobody. They worse than the cartel


@LinzBella
You date colored men?


RT @daggerbyte: Call me old fashioned, but I'm sewn together with magic and birds.


RT @GianneNichole: trassshhh RT @Willie_OBeamen: Them 13's that come out this weekend so trash!


It's scientifically proven that no one can not cry at least once while watching Charlie St. Cloud.


@TTUKingsbury morphing into Charlie Weis will never cease to be disturbing.


I've got saltine crackers and red wine here. Is it possible to DIY a communion? I, uh, haven't been to church in awhile. #tbtweets


RT @minhazmerchant: Sonia never criticises Kejriwal. Kejriwal, who trashes every other leader, never criticises Sonia. Touching.


RT @nicoleyyrosiee: Remember in 2001 when the Yankees were in Boston and the crowd was cheering USA instead of "Yankees suck" I love baseba…


@Yankees probably time to put this twitter feed to bed #nyy


@frankthetank215 @Jim_McCloskey Fran is a hillbilly Virginia mountain man who has pre-1800s white Anglo-Saxon beliefs #frankensteinMD #kikme


GA Charlie @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @PattiSM74 @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado


#NowPlaying : Ian Hunter - Once Bitten Twice Shy on #1069TheArrow - http://t.co/R5wuXA9jB6


@mobilesuitwaifu All the helmets in Destiny are trash. I wish I could just rock an invisible bubble instead. Hunters look like Robocop.


another long night with allergies! need better ned than zertec or however you spell it!


RT @Jakelewis44_: We don't luv deez hoes😏 http://t.co/oFjlxAO5SF


RT @charcharkuhlman: First day of spring break: ate half a pan of brownies & watched 6 episodes of Parks and Rec with @victoriakuhlman & @E…


@cleggzta Ho ho ho.


@Claudialena8 she wasn't saying she did, but yes me and Kannon have both been in the ghetto and know what it's like so u look dumb.


RT @Yankees: Congratulations Ichiro! That leadoff base hit in the 8th is hit No. 2,800 in his @MLB career!


Iggy is trending. Twitter's trash today.


A yellow jacket landed on my mouth and stung me while I was cutting grass..safe to say he won 🐝 http://t.co/caYUcS8O01


RT @Goons_TXT: Only retards and dads roll Lawful Good.


RT @Yankees: RECAP: In epic storybook ending, Derek Jeter closes his last game in Bronx with a #walkoff. http://t.co/Dl390SbteQ http://t.co…


RT @ebs_14: This Jimmy Fallon Prank of getting NY Yankees fans to boo Robinson Cano is amazing. http://t.co/XnZKZLly4G via


RT @Revenant0202: Seriously, Florida. A vote for Charlie Christ is a vote for taxes and ebola.


Whipped http://t.co/EFSVjPqrwq


@JustDoItSlow 😒FOREVER 21 hoes


WTF I'mma do about my legs Charlie Murphy...


The birds and the bees 🐦🐝


Dat da bad thing bout being colored. Day bring me in to fight but don't vite me to da victory partay


RT @tokmetzis: Dreigdwergen, haatsmurfen en de Roze Khmer: hoe Twitter een slagveld werd https://t.co/lhVKkkHQDF via @decorrespondent


@Bitterchick
Dare be only one bag dat folks be suckin on what I comes to yo partayyyy! All da ofay be wantin to ride in my eldorato


@dminion25 it's kinda screwed up that they were my guinea pigs but i was only experimenting on taste instead i got more interesting results.


Can't stop eating graham crackers


@goldiethegamma @CLoprestiWFAN I'm referring to the second down put Vick in slot play #trash


The Saints are pure trash lol smh


@lcl03 the slopes aren't for us bro Hahaha


Gonna shower for the sole purpose of shampooing my beard.


New show announced in Lutsen, MN at Papa Charlies on January 29, 2011 http://artistdata.com/a/33ck


RT @SportsCenter: Don't look now, but the Browns are in sole possession of 1st place in the AFC North. The Cleveland Browns. http://t.co/C3…


Long yellow.


@brittbritt_naay 😂 I'm a wexican


Seeing another baseball team just makes me wanna book my @Yankees trip right now.


“@CaptainYankee2: Two of the best Yankees Derek Jeter and Joe Torre #JoeTorreDay http://t.co/XMyxfDBKOX” @jordan_luree


RT @moosedaugherty: Free bird!!!


I find it amusing that Senator @tedcruz is an anchor baby. #LMAO


My shift won't be over no time so in the mean time im doing what I have to go to get by. And if it means tweeting trash I will


RT @kyle_park: "You've got to have smelt a lot of manure before you can sing like a hillbilly." #HankWilliams http://t.co/XKwON1L0nB


@DHSJournal I run CP in our community. Local cops treat ppl like trash for that. I hate it. Makes ppl think its a waste


Money hungry hoes they can never get a crumb


RT @TitansHomer: Me: Do you sell any larger sized condoms?

Her: Sir those are 13 gallon trash bags!

Me: *winks until security escorts me …


No more speculation. No more mock drafts. It's finally Draft Day. #BortlesKombat #StormWarning #BuiltByUCF #ChargeOn


People, RT this picture far and wide, if for no other reason than it makes teabaggers with poor spelling really angry http://t.co/gygRzYCIjq


Tonight. My sole purpose is to be thoroughly intoxicated. Night off and no class In the AM. Maybe I deserve it


I just wanna cuddle with my boyfriend under a fuzzy blanket & drink hot tea and have my hair played with so I can go to bed.


When did Miley turn ghetto?


Now, the Jihadi networks waking up & claiming #Raqqa radio “confirmed” two planes shot down & 1 pilot captured. #ISIS #Syria


#Yankees If Royals have a fire sale. I want the whole team!! Leave Gardner and Tanaka. The rest can please go. Along with Joe and Cash.


@brandonDGK420 the only boards I still have from them are just the tie dye ones, monkey edition, black and silver , and the newest ones


If anyone wants to bring me a sweet tea to my party.. That'd make my bday perfect.. Well that and cracker barrel 😍😍


@ActaBunniFooFoo I like my gross yellow heat lamps. Why?


White kids, black kids, yellow kids hell even purple kids, if you carry yourselves like Daniel #Geale you will go far. #GealeMundine2


RT @Drfreezeburnn: Just spent a good twenty mins trying to teach my bird the skyrim theme song. Then I realized that he was a bird.


1X - The yellow tower by Gilbert Claes http://t.co/qc5IF6G4fG


Should #Oscar go to @AndySerkis or #Computer that turned him into an ape? http://t.co/oWgoCjxpXs NO...The #ComputerScience major #Movie


RT @delphrano: Berto couldn't KO this dude who wanted to get KO'd…Berto's trash, Upsher's trash, that fight was trash. #BronerTaylor #Boxing


The #Yankees don't need Tanaka or Beltran or all these 'big name' players!!! #believe


RT @DuncanIdunno: Smash into windshields? RT @coorslightca: The birds do it. The bees do it. Coors Light drinkers do it. You know what we'r…


Or I'm vibing and they ask to see the aux cord knowing they bout to play some trash 😒


RT @amh_1126: s/o #NF @patpatbush thanks for the follow Hun!! 😘😘


“@JayGorgeous: i need more beanies”just ordered two true religion ones lol


RT @dontesydnor: when kanye said "mayonnaise colored benz, i push miracle whips" http://t.co/iizYdfbZCg


“@anallanusa32: 83 you're really cool you're good at basketball. And your a zebra 🏀🐼” is this @WillBall4Life?


RT @WitnessLaron: So this ape can get a MCM but I can't unbelievable... http://t.co/TsmstRxQX7


RT @guardian_sport: World Cup 2014 diary: Argentina mock Brazil with twirling towels http://t.co/iJIFh5FVO0 (Photo: Getty) http://t.co/RckP…


#philhughes @Yankees #nyy better then UR whole team


RT @SaertjeMirror: I am a zebra amongst the sheep.


@eruditetina @Orgleader Hey @RevJJackson why dont u get "involved in black on black situations"? 'Cause hate whitey? B honest now #MikeBrown


Sierra almost got caught with the ole hick 😂😂😂


@OlTimeBaseball @Yankees @PaulONeillYES that matters ?


RT @OneandOnlyTina: What I know:
You support killing babies, mock the handicapped, slept your way into Harvard then ditched your hubby & ki…


Lets finish strong Yankees


Thanks Charlie @Charlie4927 @RevkahJC @StacyDmomof5 @PattiSM74 @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado


RT @JakeEye3: after 4 hours and almost 8 pages i want to slit my wrists, but i guess ill just settle for sleep


@sportswatch time to dump another diet coke in the trash


“@sportspickle: The fruit of the modern Yankees farm system. http://t.co/LfWC3LSRjO” Joba the Nut.


@toddgunter This, this, this. Pack it up and head to NYC, please. Enjoy being called a hick for a few years, come home humbled. #plans


This. Good. #pricklypear #shiner http://t.co/fa02A3aVxQ


"LOL, cripple!" - Wendy Davis. RT @MailOnline: Scientists create remote-controlled chick to study shy penguins http://t.co/mT3B09Slod


RT @OGMarcusC: !!!! “@RapAboutCereal: Jay Z verse trash. http://t.co/eYb3B08BTM”


I want some monkey bread 😩🙌


"@MotherJones: 10 birds your grandkids may never see, thanks to climate change http://t.co/XqmXHkAsWt http://t.co/RbITeGRnhm" #Climate


Should I be worried that a lady behind my building is talking to a crow?


I keep running under trees or when birds fly to avoid their, erm, being targeted by their lack of a digestive system.


BASICALLY, #GOP, #ROMNEY, right wing reactionaries, drudgies, teabaggers, libertaritards, all hate our education system and teachers.


@foreverschmoked vertical nip bars..I already have horizontal ones so I think it'll look hella cute


@MissYankee @Sportsteamnews Looking at the Royals and wondering what could have been if we didn't decimate the Yankee farm system.


RT @VerusFacts: How Shy People Flirt. Learn tips from the best! http://t.co/81PvuHnHaT


He's trash tho “@_dimejii: Its 10 Million Naira If You Want Me On Your Song – Wizkid http://t.co/Nsxaacj4jG via @naijaxclusive”


Egypt? R the muzzie Bros still running things? .@PeterClifford1: @TurtleWoman777 Only a tad better. Certainly no respectors of Dem though


Ding ding ding 😂😂 «@saudiasade Sagittarius - trash.»


"OVO" “@Allthingsfresh3: & kendrick lamar still trash”


@jacobkesler @ki_kibaby @__adamdavis or if we pick you up in SC and take you with us nip to CR.


I'm going to dress up as trash for Halloween. Oh wait, I look like that everyday.


@clangloisss hmu negro


Prejudice. A preconceived awareness based on a majority of interactions. The negative slant comes from libs. Self preservation is the basis.


@JennyJohnsonHi5 Did you say spray tan? **Charlie Crist switches back to Republican**


Muzzled pit bull with throat slit found on side of road in PA http://t.co/fis8QNvlXu via @examinercom HIDEOUS ABUSE THROAT SLIT LEFT TO DIE


RT @donthypeme: “@VSamone: “@donthypeme: any favorites off yellow album ?”all of it”

#theperfectanswer 🏆


RT @MaryWCVB: Still waiting for Charlie Baker to take the stage in Swampscott. #wcvb http://t.co/lYb3Thm199


This picture on Weibo made China's censors add "big yellow duck" to its list of banned terms → http://t.co/87NSk91rJR http://t.co/j3aAKxwIfe


@MarkB_LifeStyle @SportsCenter @Athletics Cant the Yankees make some last weeks moves??


California has gangs because California is trash.


@OldManRo you should check it out... it aint animated and has Charlie Murphy in it


RT @FoodPornsx: Oreo Drumstick! http://t.co/AcN8J59r6b


Cleveland is the best team for manziel honestly the OC can use the offense he had with the redskins & the browns D is nice wit a def HC


cookies and crackers aren't even on the same level!


I hope Charlie brought the lube for this test...


RT @Avery_Ave23: “@iKeepItTooReal: When the trash bag is so full , you can barely tie it....😤😤 http://t.co/OtzfiqMWI0”OMG!! STTOOOPP!!😳😂😂😭😭


“@zt0mm: Traded in my nikes for a new mic.. I guess it's safe to say he sold soles for his new life ... -bada$$”


Thw White Iron Band plays this weekend in Fargo,ND at the Aquarium(21+) ,Friday(10-29-10) with Charlie Parr. The next night,Saturday...


ooh girl cute face but yellow teef. lol


Cute dumb females trash.


RT @iAmBitchassness: I'm not telling you to like Al Green or Otis Redding! Stop missing the point. Just don't call them trash & tell me you…


😒 my nerves are being worked cos of my monkey 😑😡


@whits_20 @AjalaPilgrim Yankee? 😒


RT @SeQuoia_Gabris: “@UeonoYungJumbo: @SeQuoia_Gabris yeah hoe!” But the babies are innocent lol so Gabriella still got her sister a birthd…


Vintage Gold and Diamond Engagement Ring / 10k yellow gold unique #ring Size 4.75 by VintageBaublesnBits http://t.co/iI0v4LbSQK via @Etsy


One more of tonight's dog walk sunset. AKA, invisible bird on a wire. #sunset #invisiblebird #wires http://t.co/ilTShXLYjd


Have they seen Planet of the Apes “@WhatTheFFacts: Brazil has the highest number of monkey species of any nation in the world with 116.”


& thots are wearing Uggs RT @BigBootyJudy814: #ItsFallBecause negros are pulling out their Timbs"


RT @whitbreezy: Once I get a cold beer in my hand there ain't no mistakin who I am, I can't hide my redneck side


"Just follow the yellow brick twitter."


RT @jfkirtley: Reds haven't lost a series at Yankee Stadium since 1961 World Series #76 #08 #12


RT @NEOMD71: Bizarre sports week in Cle.

@Browns win a game that felt like a loss,failed ex-Browns QB's duel each other, and @cavs lose ho…


RT @AliAbunimah: The people of the ghetto are rising up and fighting back. Whose side are you on? #Gaza


RT @JareerKassis: Charlie Rose: Can you coexist with Israel? Meshal: *Not* as occupiers. After that, national consensus will decide, not Ha…


@michelle_westt birds of a feather..


@MikeLuckas Oh, me, too! Pain meds just made my brain fuzzy and though Banjo Kazooie for a sec.


RT @morningmoneyben: This image of Peshmerga giving the heave-ho to an ISIS flag really brightened my Friday. Kick their sorry butts!! http…


RT @JamesOKeefeIII: Denver TV airs clip of digging through trash in "Ghetto Aurora" to put Black and Mexican ballots to "good use.” http://…


(U-turns on yellow) ¡NO ACEPTAR ESTE LUZ ROJO! (♫ Lights taking too long make me bilingual ♫)


@KingHov1313 @Pr3ttyN33 song trash....


RT @decider: #2 on the field, #1 in our hearts! What if @Yankees star Derek Jeter starred in "Back to School?" http://t.co/nSZ6xGjkLV #yank…


@jordan_luree @NatalieSchroyer me or nat!? 😂😂 def not me with that shiner


@claraoswined cute, but I love her yellow raincoat the most, the contrast with that&her hair looks so cute! :P I love her face in your icon!


Anyone want some absolutely amazing and deliciously fresh perfect monkey bread? 🙊🙈


E250 5.4 motor and tranny

I have a 2008 5.4 triton motor and Transmission with 5,200 miles that came off a E250... http://t.co/d5gic83k0V


RT @AyeYoitsDupree: Rape is NEVER something to mock like this. I stand with Jada #jadapose http://t.co/uEbuOBwTbg


@eGoTheIcoN everytime pro teams do GB tourneys that get schmanged. Im not fanboying im just saying I don't think u should say they're trash.


im wearing a sweater and it's ike 80 degrees in my house


RT @ShadyLadyHH: When the rose-colored glasses come off and you still want to be there, true love happens.


RT @LikeJordanGAF: Pity parties are trash & I don't throw them .


Nobody gives me a trophy cause I'm old and colored #FavStarTweets


"@socass_: Dude remember this wop video? @00sexilexi00 http://t.co/P3HEuBOQBu" OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT


This is better than flappy bird.😍😍 #FallOutBird http://t.co/CHVzWTvltG


Former TOWIE star Charlie King comes out http://t.co/yU3XKXbCyt @YouTube

Inspiring. Congrats @CharlieKing85 and welcome to the family :)


@IMNOTMAKINGITUP Hey u just followed me not long ago. Gonna nip that in da bud. like ur bio tho. U know the white devils stole our our


They come to you out of the blue. They make others see red and green with envy. They aren't always black or white. You're not yellow luckily


@elise_palmer sounds like gypos to me - they used to do this all the time where I lived


@1Oyster1 maybe not but you crow about obama and democrats so you are a mawbar....Might as well be a Republican.


I was accused of never taking a full front face shot, so here is one. No slant or angle or nothing. :) http://t.co/yCuVyPV1n0


he's making fun of me cause I'm worried about the bird and he saying he's not surprised because I don't like splitting poles lol ugh jerk


Skippy and the Kats. #FezBandName @RonandFezSXM


Jihadi pop music debates: “yo, bro, did you hear the latest Abu Yasser hit?”, “No bro, I’m totally an Abu Hajar fan” #UnderGroundCulture


I talked to some birds... I fell in love again..


Your grammar is trash.


Early worm gets the bird #Bslfe #GoodMorning http://t.co/dfE8MF2Q28


“@__Bino: Looking at nip rings I can't wait until I can change mine 😏” 📝👀📑 lmao


Is it weird licking your own nip?


RT: Thank you, Captain. It'll never be the same. @Yankees #Jeter#2 http://t.co/EIe8D8C5cj”


@NYRKelsMads
Dat damn dog eats betta den most colored folk do.


RT @jenebooks: I feel a lot of ppl trash talking indie for all sounding the same but i think any genre you're not v into tends to sound th …


I dont understand rich people who dress like trash


cousin: why is there a bird on your screen
me: it's twitter
cousin: i poke you
me: that's facebook


Ay what are some good bars/clubs to hit up in Denver?? Should be up there Saturday night to coon out.


RT @FoodPornPhotos: Oreo Cheesecake Bites. http://t.co/ybOQrrTJyt


RT @Royals: #Royals win!! KC with a 2-0 blanking of the Yankees to take the series in the Bronx! #BeRoyalKC


@SaltyBlackBroad ma'am ...Did you clear that tweet with the @NAACP ? Careful they may brand you "race traitor" for the nerve of thinking☺


Rotherdam #RapeJihad coverup: young girls sacrificed on altar of political correctness in favor pf paki pedo gangs http://t.co/RDgyG6GURv


Stay warm ❄🌀 #beanies #sweaterweather #booty4ever http://t.co/zPTCkqybAM


RT @CuteForFall: I can't wait to wear warm fuzzy sweaters 😍☺🍁☕ http://t.co/d3BlSbpryd


RT @Wyeisha_Davis: Idc I still watch two & a half men . Well the old one with Charlie


#AskDems Aren't you embarrassed that Charlie Rangel remains in your caucus?


@blowme you mean trash.


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE Brooklyn Park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/6ZUxaQeaVL


RT @Pointdexter: Charlie Sheen gets it http://t.co/DKk6YjTJfU


RT @downswinging: brendon urie must make other boys feel like trash


trash show


@DylanKwinnn should be going to free birds anyways


I like Rivers he talks a lot of trash you can tell he loves the game


Such a trash episode of the walking dead tonight.


@wodaeeex3 it didnt open das y i asked cus i thought yu ate wat i had Pork chops yellow rice n beans


what a clam shame


anybody want to take me to pollo?


RT @OTBVA: mook gon wi 3-0 but this battle is bad


@Gertrude_Larue
I is colored, Latino and some Jewish. When I move in, I don't ruin the neighborhood, I wipe it out!


RT @ronele: Getting ready for Nevada Hump Day @nevadamuseum. Real live camels, ostriches and zebras - oh my! @VirginiaCity #NevadaHumpDay #…


@KurtBusiek well pee is oft yellow.


@brianstelter took uber yesterday. Advertised as 20% < NY taxis but was actually a yellow taxi at same price. #uber


@Pudingtane ....yeah....I don't think its about #injuns. I think #redskins is about #politics and #alcoholism in #WashingtonDC .....


I'd rather follow some girls on Instagram rather than have their bird brain tweets on my tl


@BillPeriman Or as I like to put it 'looking through race colored glasses' @Kel_Antoinette8


@cullenbunn Maybe Baylee Ann, Tater Pud, Nurse Fester, Charlie Chainsaws, & Mama Rot should be their own team?! Next time in PunisherMAX!:-D


“@TheSportsDiva23: Adam Jones homers Yankees now lead 5-3.”Guy is a monsta


RT @sky106radio: For lots of great oldies, check out "Memories and More", with Yankee Rose, today from 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM Eastern! http://t…


@Yaremisxo whatever Neymar trash


Not sure why #teabaggers would care about Nelson Mandela, being that he's one of 'them' if you know what I mean. #teaparty #tcot


@Danny_Cavanagh....available online soon? I didn't have enough to get it after my Anathema merch. It's a cracker, I need it. Can u.....


RT @MajorNews911: NBC News projects Charlie Baker (R) wins Massachusetts Governor. http://t.co/Su9JblPLrO


This target is ghetto, but whatever


Should I take a nap though too kill a mocking bird or nah?


RT @RT_America: Russell Brand mocks Bill O'Reilly for proposing Berlin Wall against immigrants (VIDEO) http://t.co/WtzD2MIBf6 http://t.co/A…


RT @spurs: It's a bird...It's a plane...It's SuperManu #NBASuperHeroes


RT @BurgerKing: Chicken Fries. @Oreo Shake. Perfection. http://t.co/PdiGLRbhJZ


“@SexualMedic: How I feel when I'm throwing trash away... http://t.co/qQ94N1rD5N” everyday in school.


@Evan_P_Grant I can only hope Charlie Strong. #UTcoach


only my school wouldnt give kids their schedules... #ghetto


RT @ErinEph: New bus stop. Guy across the street is yelling and doing David Lee Roth kicks at swooping crows. I should learn karate.


@_BDOE bro u trash at that zombies


RT @TheFoodBibIe: Deep Fried Oreos http://t.co/quDw3wqD7r


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★/ http://t.co/dMXPLroaJ2


@elise_palmer im assuming mickey bubbles


I can't take you serious if you wear colored contacts.


@Chink_19 chink thats better then having the rug rats running around yah crib girl enjoy life lol


Oh man. This could be a serious first ever Chanel bag contender RT @evachen212 grape-colored Chanel bags http://t.co/q8ShjIFv


Which expendable player can we put in with the sole objective of breaking Beverley's jaw?


last thought before bed: in '92 we had a "mock election" in 3rd grade and i voted for Perot. maybe i related to his really big ears, idk.


Even though Lil Wayne's music has turned into trash, No Ceilings and I Am Not A Human Being will always be my favorites.


@schola_gomes oh I'll make you some brownies alright;)))


@ItsMander
You tryin to say ofay?


Can't beat a score of 12 on flappy bird #givingup


@mayarsharkawi Fake pics http://t.co/jtwUu9CYSr get off my TL, u r dismissed muzzie. @Darknight420 @JewJitsuGrl @Begbie_1 @efilnikcufecin7


@CBSThisMorning @charlierose racist @NorahODonnell tx trash enjoy your high along with gop win a substitute for racist @MittRomney loss!


RT @p_w_sterne: @GraceBr92073005 "There's more than one way to skin a monkey" --Barack "Bushmeat" Obama @1Dittlinger @Txwench


"@ArizonasFinest6: Why the eggplant emoji doe?"y he say she looked like scream lmao


@Machell1123 i hope you get better soon! colds are for the birds


Taria the filterless sis.dari the angelic sis.im the big bro lol and jigg lil bro😩


@gundeathjournal @ackdoc @nra lax gun laws? Ur retarded. There's murder there bcuz no one can defend themselves. Only crooks have guns there


dodgerofzion asked: A giant green rooster walks in carrying a tray of brownies. You may have a brownie in... http://t.co/Rn0sWWuIq9


@Krbfarms @Cornfrmr I was gone once, dog ran a coon up the transformer pole, she picked it off with one shot-and still had electricity!


Can't wait till I get my full appetite back. Only ate a half ghetto sandwich. No lettuce, no nothing.


#Skating is for trash.


I want some monkey bread.


Put the redskins in your starting lineup instead of the Dolphins...it'll be fun they said.


@OriginvlEpic in the trash


“@MannyBDlopez: When you open your starburst candy and get 2 yellows http://t.co/F0dDbfEzB6” lmao bruh


RT @1TRIKOfficial: @ItsNotAdam No prob! Def a good early set energy tool! If you want to tune in, http://t.co/hxfJWy3Jab in less than an ho…


It's Karaoke night baby! Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to sing I go! With a voice that sounds like sandpaper hi ho! Hi ho!


RT @YoungCon1266: Listen to Charlie Daniels speak the truth & then enlist in the U.S. FREEDOM ARMY at http://t.co/cxzfajqUfV. http://t.co/k…


RT @Underchilde: *Goes into monkey bar to meet swingers*


@caritoguey 02' Charcoal 7s are pre-owned, no sole wear or scuffs Size 10.5, Cherry 12's DS size 11.5


@ebomb26 cool beaners. i just got home. ready to keep my couch from floating away. lol


RT @SpacePlankton: This monkey on my back keeps smearing poop in my hair.


RT @lexipost30: love birds.


@TheREALJB1RD @winchstrracin @wyatt11w Maybe he can call Hootie back up, he don't answer me anymore but still have crows.


Why can't I have colored eyes like my siblings 😭😭


I'm hooked on monkey phonics.


“@butter_obama: I hate when I attempt to make the yellow light but the car infront of me stops at the light 😡😡😡”‼ I be wanting to fight😂


RT @Steven_ratata: @savanigga @CheersToKellin sav you are so nicee love you too twat! :)


@mesmart029 Someone recently told me that a local yokel was going to "use my twitter account to damage me" so... Yeah.


RT @WhyVee: @georgegalloway A Muslim wmn covers the yellow star of Jewish neighbour with her veil to protect her, Sarajevo,1941. http://t.c…


I think I found a normal roommate again! Praise be to Jesus! These current ones are about to get their throats slit in their sleep!


RT @_RiveraJustin: It's unattractive when girls act ghetto


I would like to test and see how long your tongue really is, my lady. [eggplant emoji] @Tinashe


RT @hoes: Emma Watson http://t.co/fGKF5aUklo


Damn Joe Buck just making it sound like Greinke was trash when he played for the Royals. Chill out Joe.


Leave it 2 #teabaggers 2 whine about infrastructure when they r the ones who won't pay for it. Waiting on god to fix it? #morningjoe


@0xabad1dea Hard to QA? Time is also a pain to mock out in unit tests...


Good pick birds


Charlie Crist and Rick Scott are both scumbags, however interesting that Crist has yet to run one, just one, positive political ad.


RT @zachthorpe78: "the trash generation"


@BaconParadox for two year old Oreos?-_-


RT @TheOneTrueDisco: A list of mythical creatures:
Jackelope
Phoenix
Griffin
Fairy
Unicorn
Pegasus
A woman that knows where she wants to …


Disturbing: feeling pressure from #ISIS fanboys, Al Qaeda fanboys resort to celebrating 9/11 to reclaim their Jihadi bona fides


RT @Smart_Cookie86: If I had to pick a President of the Uncle Tom association I would pick Larry Elder.


That's like saying I've had the pinto since 72 RT @Shallow__Al @TonyClevenger dude I've had an iPhone since the beginning.


RT @antoinetteA: Coming up at 5:15a: Charlie Baker's campaign admits he may have been wrong about the emotional fisherman story from this w…


RT @USRealityCheck: Republicans Want to Yank Food Stamps from the Hungry:

 May 16, 2... http://t.co/2UkcoICd9Q prg #P2


Horny called me asking her to buy her a drink this morning and then this jiggaboo walks in WITH A SONIC DRINK IN HER HAND #DONE


TRUST ME #Seattle> WE GIVE #Thanksgiving it's DUE> A huge, flightless bird? Dream come true for European bird eaters.......


RT @foodbibIe: Oreo Cheesecake Bars http://t.co/RT27crIqZj


RT @FolllowEsteban: I think the Clips and Thunder would've gave the Heat a good as well...the East is just trash


Don’t believe AP’s ho-hum tone: latest poll is great news for Republicans - Hot Air http://t.co/5HHrFlFP13


Big bird holds press conf claims "he does not care for the letter f"


@louisck a video i made -- Porn Actress Sexy Capri Anderson Kissing Video with Charlie Sheen http://t.co/VTH4r762 via @youtube


@JunDishes elissa would call me trash, vile, etc.!


@Adrian1_knowsu ☝no ghetto names 🙅


@lcl03 you've been talking trash since we were 3 and 5.


RT @Savage_Glam: Idk if @IGGYAZALEA is really a man, but she surely is a trash rapper.


Get here! MT @NevadaPR: #Sierra #skiers, @VirginiaCity offers a fun break from the slopes. Sweet #deal: http://t.co/otJ5Uxqbna
#TravelNevada


My nudes are trash.....


smh RT @DailyMail: NYC cops leave Ebola doctor's apt dump gloves and masks in public trash can http://t.co/aTkLOIqFZZ http://t.co/HVBhWjrKen


RT @GossipCop: Charlie Sheen SLAMS Rihanna For Rejecting His Fiancee: You’re A Rude “Idiot” With Bad Wig http://t.co/NChn9cRLCj


@charlierose @jdickerson racist @NorahODonnell Texas trash GWBush came to WH numb remember he and Republicans stole the election


@CatholicMomVA @Neal_Dewing that would cripple our military :)


RT @churchofbasebal: And people say baseball is boring? #redskins


RT @Sum_Pfeif: Did @wagggggie seriously steal my Halloween Oreos ? 😒


Try Rex's NEW water roasted tomato/potato sawdust crackers! Loaded with enough sodium as to make Lots wife look unsavory! Only 22.99 a box!


@Buster_ESPN Huh.....last 10 games..Tampa 8-2/Balt 7-3/Yanks 6-4...and they lost their best pitcher. Please explain your logic.


@edouglas528 Quick game for Sox Yanks.....hope you get home soon


RT @FunnyJokeBook: I hope I made these pot brownies right http://t.co/iDDDHPPjiu


RT @alicia_enz: I'm the only person who likes yellow Starburst I feel


just saw the words "tinker tailor soldier spy" and muttered "no" aloud @jennyyhernandez @chellyhernandez


Gotta keep the sox down while they're down! #RedSox #Yankees #mlb


@Andyheybro the distant chugs at the end of Dried Up... remain to be some of the most perfectly heavy guitars ever recorded.


RT @MNYves: He's an idiot. RT @M00n_baby: miserable trash excuse for a man http://t.co/jtL7Uis2YM


Time 2 kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Work out while I renew my food handlers card online. Push play for this dumb class


@2ANow She looks like a plastic monkey doll!


@JStarrTweets my pops is from New York. My family is Yankee obsessed. My sister literally cried when she heard he was gonna


I'm a sucker for colored eyes 😔😔


Freezing my nips off out here...


RT @Brandee876: ghetto sour cream http://t.co/1meyQQ7B6G


"@TEE_JONEZ: @16stanleys @KingCuh tuku ho idk blah blah blah" 😂😂😂


I love "Butter" by ATCQ, but I'd love it more if Q-Tip's hook was just looped for three and a half minutes instead of Phife's trash verses.


@geokthree I literally just told @Black_SinS to his face how trash he is at the shop in hooping


My mama made me some brownies they was everything 😩


My auto correct makes me sound so FOB


@NYDNSports @Yankees ugh , @Espo4710 put one 420 dead center off him @StFrancisNews


RT @rhythmixx_: “@aliyahgrubb: Kanye West is a costume not a mock of a race.” girl I hate to do this but Kanye is a human not a costume but…


@rashidgill5 I'll see you guys later. I gotta go bake my blood crackers. @RazaHussain101


RT @beauty_briii: One of my classmates offered my teacher and brownie and someone said "you trying to earn brownie points" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RT @ChanseyDaRapper: Make my way right to the trash can with these. RT @DwyaneWade: New Season. New Shoes. #MakeYourOwnWay #WayOfWade http…


No girls no hoes just me myself and I


RT @ochocinco: If your girl didn't camp out overnight to buy you the iPhone 6 your pee pee is trash...


@YouBoysInGreen hahaha, made ya eat crow....


RT @TweetTully: This is so great. Regular season ball is for the birds


Live birds found in Elmo doll at US-Mexico border (from @AP) http://t.co/JCH9HQVlPl


GA Charlie @Charlie4927 @sholzbee @DorisTafoya1 @cat_lmbo @Jagauress @Walter_lars @lynnemrnp @AmyMek @Justin_Awe


I've never had a Twinkie.


I was told never fold & never sell my sole


First key club trash pick up with the freshman! #tbt http://t.co/rpLXlaylOJ


“@BasebaIIVines: Michael Pineda hides pine tar...on his neck http://t.co/PJRKJeaY6h” fact that the Yankees cheat 👍👍👍 Go Red Sox!! #Boston


@KenSuttling Certainlt not the paddies


RT @IcySoleOnline: Should of been a cork sole RT @Johnny_Blaz3: why is there no cork on the WTL XI?


@PlannedSickDays hey, do you have that screen shot of djk's wiki page being updated regarding the trash can incident?


@BigCatCooke deserved victory! #Elite8 awaits your #Orange army. #Sweet16 was no disgrace #collegehoops ill be back next time #hoosiers


@Dave_the_wavee the giants are trash...their time is over.


A shockingly true tale from the Oreo that almost got devoured. http://t.co/WYIS0LVdsi


RT @ryandolan123: when people say coloured http://t.co/2lKUkctPf0


Im a twat


@DevilGrimz ironic that he's a trashcan because he holds trash everytime you two cuddle! Burn.


@nhatty_ice49ers thank you jackass zebras


RT @TFCbooks: Friday 6pm @busboysandpoets Vivek Balk: Bengali Harlem & the Lost Histories of South Asian America http://t.co/veYAqnAiDG … @…


Dafuq is floppy bird ?


RT @Yankees: #Yankees can jump into first place TONIGHT. RT if you think they will!


@M_RagingBabe I'm not trying to be critical but Jr. literally looks like he just ate a pot brownie, got off a couch and put on his gloves


@khamillkilroy 😂😂 Shy Glizzy


5 bags of chips, 3 Rice Krispies, 3 seeds, 3 gummies, a pop tart, some crackers, 3 powerades, and a water yuhhh I'm good lol


Dominoes, moonlit lake, Velvet Underground, honey whiskey = white trash heaven. I accept your ridicule...but just tonight.


If train officers that are wearing body armor stand back to watch the smoke clear. Why does every gun ho wanna be... http://t.co/cuLyANyQ


RT @Lysettemariee: Jamal is a fool 😂😂😂 first he called me a leprechaun, then he said my heart cant be blue or purple. It gotta be yellow or…


Brilliant job by @NelsonCanache to limp it back to the pits without causing a yellow. Wish he didn't need to though. #PLM


Paceys just told me about how flash was touching himself and he was turning yellow and black.. #whatwashedoing 😂😂


RT @SaraLuvvXXX: Today @GlennAlfonso did my hair and makeup.. He always tries to make me look like a monkey. http://t.co/tym2JD7h3Z


@EyeOnPolitics @chrisloesch As long as its not one of those "special brownies" right?


RT @BitesBlog: Pat Martin Is Gonna Show Some Yankees a Thing or Two at the James Beard House Tonight http://t.co/crWY99X7EQ


@MitchVorce sheeze a yellow bone


Tryna get to home like base to base to base, closet looking like planet of the bathing apes


@ashley_smith20 colored contacts


RT @scottiken: It's settled. The Ding Dong is far superior than the Twinkie.


RT @VersaceSilk: When you try to tell grandpa that 70s music was trash https://t.co/kYULQZoBC6


"@BabyAnimalPics: baby monkey bathtime http://t.co/7KPWAdLF0R"
Awwwwe! This is soooo ADORABLE!


RT @hoez4sale: Lmao they all trash before & after 😒😭


My nicca @Elijahfnbaby swear he can see me in madden lol


@EntMagazine @magisto @digitalskeptic we have a project that could lead into a military program but requires a full op mock up for testing


RT @kathyislovely: 'che wigga! RT "@wigga32: If she puts up with you it's because she loves you, now make it worth her while& love her back…


"@nohands_24: "@20ToLife_: "@nohands_24: "@DejaaLeeann_: @B_Coleman2 swears I'm #1 man" easily" easily" behind Austin" nip?


RT @eaglesfan167: #Eagles 5hrs till the birds kick some ass###bleedgreen


@Selecta_kerry I seeing ppl saying running a train on a bird, and a parry is the same thing, but das not what I know..so looking for clarity


RT @Jimmy_Santander: "Deme gallo pinto con carne asadita, madurito..y...una milca, amor"


I nicknamed Lux Coach K because without him we would of never heard of Duke lol Charlie


RT @TheRealMugatu: @Deet02 @MikeNapoli25 @954Nole do I remember a game winning jack to right last summer at Yankee stadium that started a p…


@Ncoleycole u still a mutt tho lol


Flabby bird sounds Turrible. Lol. I'll just stick to watching paint dry...


Taco Bell is super trash when you're sober


RT @InNewZealand: The Knicks are still trash, Melo signed for the money he don't even care about being on a good winning team.


RT @KeithOlbermann: @MarkDBrown0824 you mean like the Yankees did this year when they prioritized a farewell tour over a playoff run?


RT @McNarstle: ...and rounding out our CNN Ebola panel tonight, the monkey from the 1995 film, OUTBREAK.


"@JReebo: Who wants to get there nose in these bad bois then #scally #chav #sockfetish #stinking http://t.co/FeQxgN0W6I" hot sox and legs


RT @Yankees: Remember when we paused an All-Star Game to honor Mariano Rivera? #tbt http://t.co/PqEDosogLo


RT @amyalkon: School admins take hungry kids' lunch & throw in trash because their lunch funds aren't paid up. That'll teach em! http://t.c…


RT @taylorcaniff: I wear beanies all winter long! So no bandanas till summer😍


Libs trash Saira Blair, an 18-year-old Republican who won a seat in the West Virginia legislature
http://t.co/V01w8UamJy


Just killed 3 birds with 1 stone! Thank God I payed attention in my communication classes
#work


@haylebopp Diaval gets a pass by virtue of mostly being a bird.


Happy birthday bird! @codyflitcraft


@Ish_MallyMal @JayJuice22 all trash to me


"@riananewman: @22EdHam brownies tonight" what kind?!?!


“@WORSTRAPLYRlCS: http://t.co/hE19TIfqFX”

How is this trash...


The early bird gets the worm But the second mouse gets the cheese


RT @TheRisingStar23: Shy Glizzy Decent Af


"@iTrapWatermelon: tweety bird tho 😂😂😂😂https://t.co/JbnoNM3N1P"


Green grass and tree trash. http://t.co/SO9C7g3FQ5


beanies cumming real soon http://t.co/GlLjaQb6ty


@_BradleyC skate 2 trash :(:( skate 3 had goat DLC


WTMF is Murica? You say it, you should be thunderpunched in the throat, or sole stomped.


@VictorB123 @KHShan yea.. you don't live down here I guess. We still got roofs that aren't fixed from Charlie and Jeanne.


RT @Perspective_pic: Retweet if you see the bird. http://t.co/o7reXL0teu


@HuntsTheWind I wonder if I have my very own NSA spook following me by now?


diet coke trash


RT @Baseball_Photos: A 17 year old girl once struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig back to back and was banned from baseball for it #Yankees …


@obamac0re I don't like it peaceful that's boring I like fighting I come from the ghetto do u remember that it's p impossible for me not to


According to my brothers iPod, its December 1969. If so, I predict that Mickey Mantle of the NY Yankees will announce his retirement March 1


Virtually zero protections for LGBTQ persons in Alabama. Not a lot of acceptance, either. Think about queer Alabamian kids today?


@elliottgianaris gook


@kaylonnnnn then who are you to call me trash 😊


Marcus Smart belongs on the Celtics. Both trash. It was destiny.


"YAH" has said in his word that the Mtzra'ym(egyptians) are his people and Ysrah'al is his inheritance and the Kushite(ethiopians).....


RT @MySportsLegion: Nick Young says that close to $100,000 worth of money, watches sneakers and clothes were stolen from his house last nig…


Hey @Yankees fans is this a good score ? #lookingformore http://t.co/HLQAl7cIGf


RT @BriannDominguez: Green and yellow -lil Wayne 💛💚💯💯💯💯


Can't be many things worse than having COPS interrupted because a friggin Yankee game is still going on.


#BlessJesusLove Happy Belated ( Sixty-Fifth) 65 Birthday *28 Aunt Mary Agnes #Strong


@WHSVGrantCruise birds of a feather. You stand with PETA. I stand with sanity.


RT @richiesuavee: “@ViriDoesItt: Kevin Hart make funny faces.. His curriculum kinda trash..” Curriculum? 😂😂😂 http://t.co/zJJyRGcZ9Y


"@itscoleharmon_: When twitter rappers dm me their trash links http://t.co/35nMR4AUQg"


@NoShtickZone Charlie Brown
A Christmas Story
Rudolph, but only because of the island of misfit toys.


Who wanna play pin da tail on da colored man's butt?


RT @TDOT_Italians: Sharing food with your mangia cake friends because they love your food #ItalianProblems


Homework and boonies date with Caitlin tonight>>


@sevensixxx_ @oldirtyjesus great reply except it was trash


RT @JFish13: Where has this been all year? But still #FireCashman #Yankees


Yanks won't make the playoffs but we ain't in the AL basement. That's the Red Sox position:http://t.co/f7HXNDz1hy”


@kuczaaaK @Tyg235 Kris, griff is too ghetto to know anything about sperrys or vans


People with trash cars LOVE to drive fast and reckless


NFC South is trash juice


@TMZ @britneyspears mickey mouse ears hat....and tail for that matter.


Damn internal alarm clock. Woke up at 6:35am feeling chunky from my 3am Cheerios splurge. Guilt led me to the treadmill. #Gym #nosleep


RT @KnickRumors: Mets superstar pitcher @MattHarvey33 is at the Yankees game wearing a Knicks hat #KnicksTape http://t.co/g5fqGTE2s0


Yankee pinstripes might be the best unis in the MLB but the gray road ones are the worst CC looks like an elephant trapped in a circus tent


"@jethromass: Photo: http://t.co/CxRs5BVhPw" he is in sole heaven


RT @blogredmachine: I wonder if those fans in LA feel like Charlie Brown after Lucy pulls the ball away... #JoeyVotto


RT @_MykalaJ: @whitakerc54 blame it on the yellow chucks lmfao


@edwards_cait ghetto, driving a nice car, and not having to pay a lot for rent. I drive a Lexus, and pay little rent. Just saying.


RT @UnnagroundKing: RT @JoshHelaku: I don't care who Kendrick made that song for it's still trash


i thought garbage men were supposed to bring trash to the dump but they wouldn't take me ha ha ha. self depreciation ftw.


Jihadis Turn Washington National Cathedral Into Mosque For Friday Prayers http://t.co/4AHp4t86bP #lnyhbt #ccot #teaparty #gop #tgdn


The bird is the word. #EsuranceSave30


RT @ItsFoodPorn: Cookies n' Cream Oreo Fudge Ice Cream http://t.co/nAINpWXTJc


RT @LRTC1: Magnus the "team leader" was particularly rude and unhelpful. As opposed to Charlie, who just blatantly lied. Awful service. @s…


Jihadi John beheader of journalist Foley and Sotloff Was 'Arab Charity Collector' http://t.co/RL7F2qV56F via @BreitbartNews


The Bucs has 2 great uniforms and ruined them both for that trash smh


if u don't buy the box of colored goldfish you r a racist tbh


Lmaoo we was sayin this same statement last year RT @DeeSwaggyJay93 Boozer is trash bro I'm done!! 😂


Looks like a tool but is useful as a clay hammer #fag @hOPPondis http://t.co/K7wqlAWRwM


John McCain trashes Jay Carny live on CNN - #Syria #ISIS #Obama http://t.co/ZT690BkTrI


@KaylahPrettyMom lmao girlllaaaa I don't like em chunky anymore.😂😂😂😂😷


@ariennajanee its mutual my lil yellow bone🍓


RT @JackBPR: Alec Baldwin mocks Harris-Perry: ‘If I cry, will I be forgiven all my transgressions?’ http://t.co/9Oq5GTPmXx via @BizPacRevi…


RT @RapBars_: Joey Badass said "Traded in my Nikes for a new mic, I guess it's safe to say he sold his soles for a new life"


RT @Scoonz: remember when you got your crush's aim screenname and you felt all fuzzy inside and stared at your screen and figured out what …


RT @grannywinkle: girls, don't let a guy treat you like a yellow starburst

u are a pink starburst


Burnating all Yankees and their thatch roof cottages!!!!!! #Astros http://t.co/j3dZiwBDt0


RT @BoutCrazed: The best way to make a hillbilly do something is to tell him he can't do it.


#RuinAComedian @midnight Charlie Lapdance


@xiibyte just watched your video good stuff thought I'd let you in on the new boss boon says old character but will be surprise. It's Argus


Today is GAMEDAY! #iubb i need #iu to win so my jersey can arrive! #HoosierNation #hoosiers


I can't even find it in me to mock anymore. This is scary. This mass ignorance is terrifying. RT @KateElliottSFF Yes, alas, I agree.


@TheLittleFella_ do yourself a favor and ball that up and throw in the trash.


RT @itssylviaplath: I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July…


RT @NicksTape15: DeJ Loaf is trash. Pure trash.


.@dawnbazely Thank you, Dawn. I see our state bird graces your avatar...


Viola, Auntie...you can't call White trash women White trash like this during primetime! #HTGAWM


#Natitude? Okay. I'm only going to say it once. COMB yer BEARDS. #lol #wiggers


RT @L3tsVibe: Keys open doors when them keys is albino


@Sammy_Sicko Get me a bag of those pink n white coloured van sweets please. Thanks dude :-)


RT @ProBirdRights: dear Mr. Science: If human so "better," how come they can't be bird? oh I'm sorry was that too LOGIC for you????


"@Yankees: Down 6-1, #Yankees look to rally in the bottom of the 9th." #RALLYCAP


RT @duttyOGshake: for real this game is pub trash let's do drugs and get smashed


RT @bigbluexpress: Cal has a day off and for giggles heads to Yankee stadium to hang with Derek Jeter. Yep coaching at UK is probably weari…


@MrsZookeeper @Cornfrmr When Mary asked him about it, said "the part you eat is white-you throw the yellow away"


@yfly23 mock draft?


@JennyTripleTit it's also a bird, a city, and a math theorem. I make no assumptions!


You're black? Your name looks Hungarian. You marry a Hunky? @JulieSczesny @ChrisLoesch


@Mdnate interested. Just wanted to see a better pic of the soles


@RainaluvsA in that picture yes, I haven't had an updated pic added the angel wing is colored now too, and thanks represents what I am ;)


Weekend is here. What an amazing week this has been. Let's use this extended weekend to celebrate our successes my fellow queer folk.


Charlie Parr! Mountain top music Fest http://t.co/bG3UWdPZnn


#teabagger state like mississippi opposed to minimum wage, child labor laws, unions, is pro-scab, sweatshop work - pretty much #SLAVERY.


RT @BasedChasen: Big 10 been trash for years now lol its a basketball conference now


Man talk to em RT @StraightCash08: Of course nothing is wrong with applebee’s if you like trash food.


Charlie Clips vs Yung Ill review http://t.co/TwHJ0w1QJQ


@BasketballPics whoever made this twitter doesnt like the Lakers... they r making a comeback but this accnt still continues to trash talk em


I just need the Yankees to win the pennant!


RT @StayyeGolden: “@vivalakristia: Everybody that's still on Facebook ghetto or pregnant idc.”accurate


These birds messy.


RT @Mikey_Hands: Yankees offseason plan: Sign Sandoval, move A-Rod to first base, shoot Teixeira and throw his corpse in the East River. #Y…


#tikiti - rough mock for the base of what will eventually be an ashtray @ Tiki Ti http://t.co/8zE8aqY0


Grandma's Homemade Potato Soup - An old fashioned, simple, chunky potato soup like Grandma made, wit http://t.co/ZV8ZsmHNlm


RT @cthagod: Lance Stephenson trash talk didn't affect anybody but Lance Stephenson


@joeysulipeck @myfoxmemphis the minute those red n yellow for rent signs go up the reg. ppl start selling n move


Giants vs. stinky birds Sunday
...think Ima make some wings 😊


I hope the Yankees get Soriano, shoulda never gave him away for Alex Rodriguez


Guess I'll have to add Robin Williams right next to Charlie Chaplin.
Now Adam Sandler remains my only favorite comedian left.


Apparently im a honky. Pfft. Like that's a bad thing.


RT @kristinhersh: my son, Wyatt: "do rednecks have mullets to keep from getting red necks?"


Only Americans are degenerate enough to 'honor' their war dead by having a barbecue. Anyone who 'grills out' for Memorial Day is trash.


Finally got my medicine and crackers!


RT @Rockprincess818: Go fight against the IDF if you progressive trash hate them so much, you don't have the guts to do it.
#IStandWithIsr…


Whenever I see a pic captioned
"Soft ghetto" I log off for 25 minutes


@DeArionBASEDGOD Kendrick is not better than papoose or drake


RT @OGMarcusC: I hate stereotypes. Preconceived notions that black men are athletes or criminals.. Black women are ghetto and confined to t…


You know I'm not big on the NFL, but I'm so sick of hearing all of this "Black and yellow" shit. LOL @ bandwagon fans and hell, GO PACKERS!


@RealSkipBayless man what about Wilson being the 2nd Black QB to win a chip? Talkn about trash talk. No shine for Russell..


@BeavisCumia @jimmysdong
Dat cat gonna scratch all up on dat colored boy and he gonna end up in da chow mein


Will be interesting to watch how Interlagos grips in this weekend. F1 cars basically the guinea pigs for WEC later this month.


RT @TwitchyTeam: Richard Grenell: WaPo's Greg Sargent mocks voter ID and 'proves point' of proponents http://t.co/KG3NEWOYIy


93 feature car

1 of 1503 yellow and black feature car. buck tag is on the radiator support. 67,3xx miles,... http://t.co/1nkNfZqBo9


So, about this flappy bird game then.


My hair is trash. I need to put a masque on it.. But that takes so much energy that I don't have.


pinto grigio dreams turned into moscato reality


RT @SportsCenter: "I’ve had the greatest job in the world. I got a chance to be the shortstop of the New York Yankees.” - Derek Jeter http:…


RT @m_amrhein: Luckily for my friends I'm a yellow belt in karate, which is unfortunate for the bonner dudes #lookout


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/pxwlZkWaCs


Tracy Morgans car wreck and the press was covered by Zappa in the 60's..."Some joker with a brownie and ye'll see it all complete"


😭😭😭😒 RT @KingHov1313: At work imma real Uncle Tom!🙈


mimi trash lol


RT @MizzCreme: Her being albino isn't the problem. Its that gut, that hair, and that fish net she decided to wear. Sooo many things wrong w…


Lets go #hoosiers #iubb 🏀 http://t.co/R6Te1dxP


RT @77StephanieG77: A portable septic tank. For allllll those pesky feelings.


Jeter almost broke Yankee stadium


Practically got arrested tonight, not allowed on UTampa grounds for a year now... fml im retarded


Mannnn tonight feels like trash.


@MeowMariss i thought i was the ghetto word for babe


Whoever made these brownies and cookies belongs in heaven


march is about to get mad! #marchmadness #collegehoops #indiana #iubb #hoosiers


Who remembers when we were in middle school/high school and would throw paper in the trash from our seat and yell "KOBE!" Lmfaoooo


@TheJadedNYer oh, well turns out that baby aint mine! *does jig*


I have no clothes that make me look like a redneck but I tried my best 😂


RT @Holyfield67: Jihadi Work Accidents: 13 Taliban Fighters Killed When Their IEDs Detonated Prematurely… http://t.co/JUphsx1zps #Celebrate…


@rem @slicknet @netmag right, so the link would be your trash bin … gotcha


@beepbeepamanda Today was Talk Like A Pirate Day, and absolutely NOBODY knew Id been doing a Charlie Morton impersonation all day.


@goldietaylor @theGrio puppets like Don will intentionally and forever cripple our people's ability to unify a Eco and political consensus


@skyereyes_ you a Oreo cookie now.


Cheez-Its, Honey BBQ Lays, Oreos and a monstrous glass of 2% right now. I'm the skinny-fat poster boy.


Not really sure how to describe what's happening here #eurotrash @mguiducci @nickbrown85 @ VIP Room http://t.co/WTS6nM3egc


“@hoppk92: @WCCORosen Sick of all the trash talk and cocky attitudes. #shutupandplay” Refs have to take control when needed


Charlie Crist, outlawed, hated, rediculed and vilified for shaking the President's hand. What a country! What a democracy!


RT @_mikaylahh: I asked @zzachbarness to get me pink bunnies one time, so he brought me yellow chicks...🐰💕


Flappy bird is gonna be the death of me


I'm Camera Shy, Don't Talk on Phones and Love when it rain.....If youn kno the life you wouldn't understand


@jermhudson @lanele123 no way !! I'm on a "dude you are fat" diet Twinkies are the devil, so are breakfast tacos. I miss breakfast tacos😂


.@CoryBooker is running around town delivering food to people. If he takes out the trash too he is the perfect boyfriend.


@Josh_Ward thuggery? Cheating? Talking trash? Who's doing that besides Jameis? And isn't ND in the middle of cheating issues?


I mean...If you blow a foul there, it has to be a yellow in that situation no?


RT @McNarstle: @CzickenShack I go on Drudge Report every day now hoping to see a story about your tranny army


@JunDishes get a can of WASP SPRAY. it shoots out 20 feet and cheaper than bear spay or mace, works just as good


RT @F1abraham: Crew of women hillbillies & gangsters w/the director #ItsAWRAP @AxemanTheMovie @JostonTheney @RachelEReilly ✈🎬🎥 http://t.co…


@BoneSaw00 There's a reason why the Yankees don't want Anderson any longer.


@jrlikeswhisky @ZwithR stegosaurus hissed like a snake, pterodactyl sounded like a crow,T-rex like a cross between a parrot and an elephant


RT @MeganCammalleri: Thank you to the Perkins student section for participating in the yellow out. We all really appreciated it!


@JamesdaJewison <<BEST NAME ON TWITTER EVER!! AKA; Jewbacca<<SECOND BEST NAME ON TWITTER!!


FF has been consistently one of Marvel's worst properties. Ultimate FF was good; but the entire Ultimate universe is now in the trash.


Except I used to be super tan and now I'm yellow/pale lol...


RT @bspence5: @Morning_Joe #msnbc new census questions=tempest in teapot,ACA stays,costs down,7.5mil+getting covered is a success story to …


Barkley is trash


@mandaxll2963 yellow is even better


RT @daliasza: “@NoChillPaz: Me when somebody says Childish Gambino is trash http://t.co/8ejOHDLdD9”


Breakfast of champions shrimp lobster balls (no sandusky) French fries nd a nice big Quahog (clam for… http://t.co/UajUkcoAfV


That's right I'm making brownies right now 😎😋


RT @AC_Hussle: Bron pregame speeches be so trash though lmao


Uncalled for “@NoBeeetch: All trash "@Trelaire1st: 16. Which one the best? http://t.co/KmOrdNEZRZ"”


RT @Smug_Lemur: He loves me *eats a brownie*
He loves me not *eats a brownie*


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/mLFuCqIIFA


RT @RussBrandon: Thanks to Mr Wilson for passing along this tremendous responsibility. My sole focus is to empower our leadership to bui ...


@CogitoErgoBibo Penske runs the 22 in NASCAR. It's yellow. There's a sponsor already there. #WouldMakeALottaSense


Hello American people, my name is Eric Cantor and I am a lying piece of bird poo http://t.co/qJyuw4ox0O


5am: Whizzing crackers! My cats got into the @Ritzcrackers & are now playing 'hockey' with them. Lol.
#crazycats http://t.co/A5ZBVDXapx


Literally just got up and the first thing I did was chug a huge glass of water


@_DRACHEOFFICIAL I've tried. I always hit ALT+F4 and eat Mega Stuffed Oreos because I can't figure out those programs. lol


@section90sSoul yall defense too trash for that 😂😂😂


"@AllAboutManFeet: http://t.co/3gzUpfuMev" woof woof and hot soles


@LanceTHESPOKEN Statement of the Day: Ppl who RT @ChiefsatWar are even dumber than he is. The ole birds of a feather type of deal.


One of my favorite songs. "There's a man on the shoreline with a white parakeet trying to make his bird go home." http://t.co/bQ3CBIPk6s


RT @Yankees: #SpringTraining Daily takes a look at the #Yankees’ outfield, perhaps the AL’s deepest: http://t.co/RP3Gz6MDBF (via @Yankeeson…


RT @KarlenaSkiff: Could never date someone with yellow teeth😷


Charlie Daniels Goes Off on ‘Satanic Evil’ http://t.co/3haWjFavUz


RT @KILLQuana: Hun, wrong social networking site RT“@Schwaggy_Chulo: 666 - LMS for a good morning post, and something extra (maybe)”


RT @pambesteder: **WOW* according to this tweet by @Tarascan68 Obama must have been an Uncle Tom? http://t.co/Klcsgy9JPW


RT @green_eyed_doll: The birds outside my bedroom window have way too much to talk about for first thing in the morning! Mrrrrrrr....


RT @WorIdStarFunnyy: this the "I play soccer, cheat on girls, and wear khaki coloured cargos" haircut http://t.co/NQyLxquLOC


I openly admit to being the level of white trash that will drive across town to the gas station with free hot dogs & half price drinks.


Fine I'll settle for an Oreo milkshake


@syd_renae okay cool then I'm not the only one 😈 mine is black and fuzzy and it has PINK on the back in all sparkles 👑 hallelujah


@SeanRossSapp Don't think anyone is mocking the man. I've seen people mock the bespectacle of social media mourning. Cultural zeitgeist of


Someone please bring me Goldfish crackers


RT @Yankees: VICTORY! #Yankees outlast A's, 10-9 in 14 innings. Eduardo Nunez the hero, and oh yeah, FIRST PLACE still resides in the Bronx.


Pretty over this whole Yankees thing, id rather lose in the ALCS every year then live in Detroit.. I miss the real Steinbrenner #glorydays


Not a word on Jihadi stream about the Kurdish female suicide bomber in Kobane. That story undermines their mythology on several levels.


damn lol RT @GlobalGrindNews: Janay Rice speaks on the domestic violence costume that mocks her marriage http://t.co/n6ucidNUuU


RT @AmPowerBlog: @velvethammer Parent in Phoenix Says Administrators Made Her Son Wear Pink Fairy Wings on First Day of High School http://…


@SonnieJohnson is 72% out of wedlock births a lie? latinos in 2nd place.# mostly driven up by illegal aliens w/ anchor babies


RT @Latrobemark: @wheeler_kashhh your a early bird


What ever happened to the Teen Titans of my day and why must they mock me with this Teen Titans Go?


@05235fd083ad408 hick yes


@RealGilbert & the hunters anthem goes "Al Goreing we will go, Hi ho the dairy O Al Goreing we will go"


RT @_WORDtotheWISE: I love when the birds are chirping in the morning #patsgonnasubtweet


My baby guinea pig is so cute #Adorable


@grinand BTW, Happy Birthday, Charlie! Get better soon!


Am I the only person that feels disrespected by the bird poop suddenly dropping on your front window:(ewww#annoying


this show trash RT @IbSkeeAlii: #LongLive RT @ShinyLipz: Queen Latifah show.... 😴😴😴😴


RT @WFANTrades: Don't know how you Yankees fans listen to Kay every night. Absolutely brutal. Just nonsensical blah blah blah blah. Radio n…


“@Tom_2Times: Making weed brownies tonight” goin slide me a batch relo


All I ever want is for someone to love me as deeply and devotedly as Charlie Kelly loves the waitress.


@ryanhoover like we all never gave the camera "the bird".


Female Jihadis, European & American: GRAVE Dangers! - Joe For America http://t.co/9hkpdwq7VR via @mattwalshblog


Not that I plan on dying soon, but I'm totally going to write Kenobi in as my sole heir. He's the only thing locally (under 94) I can trust


@IHateStevenSing
I ain't to show bout dem colored diamonds you talk about on da radio.
Any diamond you gets from a colored be stolen


Everywhere you look, all you see is hillbilly deluxe... Big timin in a small town. #smalltownproblems #neversaiditwasabadthing #brooksndunn


RT @Sunelite1: Can't wait for the @Cubs to sweep the Cardinals tonight on @espn ! No matter how bad the cubs are, we're gonna beat the bird…


If you didn't have tattoos as a diversion for your bird chest and malnourished body sir... your instagram would be trash


Baked Montreal chicken, cheesy brussels sprouts, garlic butter triple cheddar & chives yellow mashed… http://t.co/XsGW1kSqCW


Don't talk about Homecoming until you actually do it. Otherwise, anti-NF people have a reason to mock the Party.


5SOS is trash


Me: downloads flappy bird*
Sierra: "welp there goes school"


#Yankees Pineda needed that 6'7. Great play!


Roseanne really bums me out. The show, and the woman. On that note, it's time to chug some ZzzQuil.


@SteveWorks4You @teaparty ...anti American Republicans and teabaggers stop forcing ur religion on the rest of us. Stockman u dont pray.liar


@BlakeAnderson21 thanks Hun! Haha


#uppers loving the show this morning. Chris is directing the conversation beautifully. Make the teabaggers talk!


RT @Book_Krazy: I don't always get drunk and pass out but when I do, when did they start making colored duct tape?


RT @thereal_EMandM: Yankee Doodle had a farm. Cotton farm


@alberdough check cashing on the corner of El Cajon and calwood it's across the steer for pollo loco


#BigBird was made by a gay couple. So yes, under a GOP world the bird would not have existed since its creators would be in jail for sodomy.


Nicholas Rushlow, wearing lucky yellow shirt, nails "theophylline" - "bitter crystalline compound extracted from tea leaves" #spellingbee


@tmundal just because some moist bint lobbed a sword at you, you think you're some la-de-da king?


RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: Shy bladder group protests Rob Lowe DIRECTV ad... http://t.co/d5YxglIoKL


RT @thachosenkid321: @DonQuixtote he trash tbh #StartMikeVike


RT @radiotour_en: Duchess of Cambridge to present the first yellow jersey http://t.co/8VVNU9DrFM #TDF


Making brownies


@santagati that's bc I deleted "visionary" once I saw your subtweet. next time just @ me tho. (and I do love jail bird dresses.😁)


Apple need to add some colored emoji


RT @AdamWeinstein: Working theory: This "selective race" abortion ban passed in Florida today was just an excuse for redneck reps to say ...


RT @taylorcaniff: I'm having a date at Yankee Field then getting kiss cam.. #bucketlist


What if I talked ghetto lol I'd be so annoyed of my self


RT @BruceVH: Getting over a painful experience is like crossing the monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.…


'Forget to salute,' trash the other guy for the 'bad war' (during Cairo II), sympathize w/ 'Pockistan,' gays hurting morale. Thanks King!


#StopWhitePeople RT @ABC7: 9 cases of West Nile virus infections reported in Orange County this year; 105 dead birds found carrying virus


#NP "Centuries" ~FOB


“@ShesSoBlessed_: Oreos And Milk 😋”


RT @Talkmaster: People who would vote for Charlie Crist and Michelle Nunn are why our founders did NOT put a right to vote in our Constitut…


I found your arm in that trash receptacle and your leg in the mud down by that stream.You should consider keeping better track of your limbs


@RPopBox @boxing Yeah he definitely wasn't the same guy who fought Lara but he cuts the ring off well which should be a huge boon to Canelo


RT @halfricannnnn: Me and @Vin17Bricksquad are in our yellow submarine rn.. 🌊


A GWB appointee. There goes the ACTIVIST JUDGES slant. Oh wait? It's already been exposed as completely farcical. A GWB appointee.


“@wizkhalifa: On the east coast there's colored hair everywhere.

This must be the sweetest wave ever.” @LayaFace


@ravenalegria13 @prattprattpratt I was impressed that anybody could chug a Smirnoff Ice that quickly.


After Kuroda gave it his all putting up career numbers but getting no run support, the Yankees don't deserve to get into the World Series


RT @_lvrking: chris brown is trash.


if ur girl watch Snapped in front of u she trying to spook u!!!


Sitting on the deck, enjoying a #StoneIPA, watching/smelling the neighbors burn trash. #Missouri http://t.co/VlnhyAhaEW


They love me at the place I bring my car to.....I don't know why Spanish men love me... sometimes I do look like a guala though Lol


Sighs of relief from Beijing Guoan fans & #China's govt as club nips Japanese rival 2-1 in tense match: #football http://t.co/EesEOR7Iba


@Misters206 You look like a monkey


#Yankees #Jeter Let him play the entire inning. That's fitting.


Thank you Charlie #FF @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @PattiSM74 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado


<<<when it's yellow outside


#RedSox, focus on the #Orioles that knocked you out last year, and not your hatred of the #Yankees for um-teen years! LOL!


RT @RamonRoblesJr: Good morning Baton Rouge. @ajohnson_a having a nip of @MBMoonshine http://t.co/5JZH1BhWWk


RT @most_DUEP: I occasionally go to play flappy bird and then I die before getting one and remember how much I hate it.


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE Brooklyn Park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/yRfdaIooYZ


Being coons “@FatTravis_6200: At??? @TiFFANY_P0RSCHE: Y'all are amazing."”


@StPaul_Brandon
She colored not Lebanese


@elise_palmer youre cheating on mickey bubbles! :O


“@TryHardSilva: Quote this with a weezy verse" I'm a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash


Free wop


RT @danwashburn: The Man Who Captured Muammar Gaddafi Was Wearing A Yankees Cap: http://t.co/7G70pOpW


RT @chilltweetss: flappy bird is deep... hahaha http://t.co/EMuhmR3jzE


RT @grind2times: I don't think I even been in a real relationship...i thought they was real but they were just trash