RT what got me into baseball! :Well only a couple more days till all these legends will be retired #CORE4 #Yankees http://t.co/bL2V1v2n9T”


RT @pellucidstyles: they might be called 5 seconds of summer but their songs are 3 minutes of trash


cheeky lol RT @_MELiSA_jay: I want those all black and yellow 95's again... ughh I ♡ those


RT @BleacherReport: VIDEO: “Don’t hurt yourself!” @kobebryant hits a jumper over a rookie, proceeds to talk trash http://t.co/m8l0nvAim2 ht…


RT @LiberalPhenom: Who on GZ's defense team is paying media to trash the prosecution constantly? @ThomasARoberts


Facebook is for the birds...I'm over it


Friends don't let friends become guidos. #themoreyouknow


RT @CreepyScout: Bend over.

And pick up that trash.


Frustration can be a bitch !


@JLlVE looks prime for some trash pick up


@allsportsbruh how? All of the QBs we had before this season were trash. They brought in a veteran so they could have someone to play


Sitting on the deck, enjoying a #StoneIPA, watching/smelling the neighbors burn trash. #Missouri http://t.co/m9wYnrLtWz


I LOVE my 10 & 5 but most days they remind me why birth control is important later in life.

I miss my "baby bird"! Come home, 18!
@somehoee


@SamFeistCNN @CNNPolitics your opinion plz. When election over will there be any improvement or will BO still be allowed to trash America?


i was pulling for the #redskins in that one


#southcarolina has a highschool graduation rate near 50% and that's why they have so many uninformed #teabaggers #morningjoe


RT @SportsCenter: Storybook ending in New York. Derek Jeter walks off a winner at Yankee Stadium, http://t.co/pRS2lWATK7


@jessespector bird hats > every other hat


RT @Harry_Styles: @kathygriffin I just found an Oreo in my pocket... Is it yours? Thanks for looking after it .xx


RT @Mari_813: "Bae" means "before anything else" I always thought it was a ghetto word for "babe"


So many weird people in the ghetto at this time.


Charlie Baltimore look good for 45 😳


@ChrisSFMori
gun sales have skyrocketed. Gun crime has fallen sharply.
Any claim to the contrary is using fuzzy math.


Thursdays really been trash this season @nfl


Just saw a crow gallop across the road. #mmkay #wut 😂


@SBPart01 @melodybrooke11 fuzzy dice might be the nicest thing you could put in your car lol 🎲🎲


I have a feeling tonight will be trash.


RT @LowkeyGado: PND vocals so trash lmao


RT @Yankees: Ballgame over, #Yankees WIN! Yanks beat the White Sox in 10 innings, 4-3.


@CallNeeshCakey pop wop and drop it tho


Their salsa negro is awesome... @StacyMungo @Loriisright


This fuzzy wuzzy kitten wants to know how a raven is like a writing desk. Find out why here → http://t.co/GI9On86iGV http://t.co/HlKDTSgKwU


RT @dat_trulyGUY: before I betray them I slit my wrist http://t.co/8HNW9QeWSM


People be so angry tonight on dis here tweeter. It hard for a colored man to see all dis anger. Like bein in a waffle house in Mississippi


@Sisson11Noah there is a bird here on the ground and it's still alive I can't believe it


That night cap nonsense is for the birds.!


RT @sweetromance: @1visionamd @Redeemed1952 @AZWS Once again, birds of a feather....


@HarleyyyQuinn_ trash


@1usagrunt. I wonder what Charlie Brown would have to say about these days.


RT @jgalt666: Don't let a crisis go to waste.Dems Exploiting Ebola to trash Repubs opposed to Obama’s choice for Surgeon Gen, http://t.co/…


they're not playing Charlie Strong's soft don't run up the score mentality. They're playing this guy. http://t.co/sqEdBgU34k


Video: On The Record: Charlie Baker http://t.co/lXK0YyCVR4


RT @BobKlap: Asked Betances before the game if he’d like to be a starter again someday. “If the Yankees ever asked me, I would. But I’m a r…


It's gonna be a long season for the Yankees if this simulation is right #BlueJays #Rays #Yankees #Orioles… http://t.co/Zc3k9NDB1T


@ArcticFox2016 everybody mocks Obama .Hes an embarrassment to the USA.


Early bird catches the worm 👌


@tsmith4569 Sorry I missed that, you mean where I live is disgusting or that that muzzies in the UK r disgusting, or both? Have a great Sun.


@edouglas528 That would be your Yankees Earl....we all know they should win all 162


RT @EchelonInsights: Rick Scott beating win number in 30 counties, Charlie Crist in 13. #FLGOV


Is Yankee in a good mood today or what


@1SonofYahweh & what we do with our foolish proud selves? Roll our eyes, pretend that we dont see, mock or laff at them, arrogant attitudes


"Bae" sounds like such a ghetto word. Use something else


Im telling you man! RT @KfromtheG: Roethlisberger got his record expunged and became trash.


Oh my. There was an Oreo baked into that chocolate chip cookie. #surprise


#mt #commission #gouache #tiki #wahine #monkey #tubed #surfing #wavesliding #waterwalker #notkook http://t.co/vii3SmGRm3


@YeIIowbang yeah people know he's not trash but his game is limited and it showed late in games against Portland


RT @gferguson8: @MSoltan18 @WBDyllon_ @KoredeB9 Messi is trash


iMessage so trash


RT @EJ_RealTalk: “@SirRayCharles: Mo Claiborne is so trash”I can't say it enough fam 😒


I just want vanilla Oreos


“@yungtfti: I feel sorry for anyone who paid for LIC because edc is trash music”


“@wwwobert_: B Oreo a stunt”come thru 🔥🔥🔥


@Misplaced_Momma
Hello dare momma. I show glad dat u follow me. U lbe screamin hot in dem pitchers.
You eva b wit colored men?


RT @JohnnyFootbalI: Yeah Kaepernick might have biceps like a Greek God, but the dude looks like he was conceived by a Proboscis monkey http…


“@Yankees: #Yankees and Red Sox are scoreless as we play in the 2nd inning.”
THE BAMBINO IS WATCHING!


RT @the_blueprint: in the trash, i hope. RT @ComplexMag @BigSean just dropped four new songs


RT @druggedvibes: Top 5 Thot Tattoos :

1) dream catchers

2) bird feathers

3) inspirational quotes that they dont live by

4) animal p…


As Chanice say that, I realize the coons move from drinking Moet to Belaire. All yuh feel all yuh so fancy with all yuh $30 champagne eh


@NYRKelsMads @popup82 Its Perfection. My brain crossed wires or something, I dont know why I came up with Concentration,maybe the ghetto one


@1Corinthians126 #BooksOfGodWidom Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;


RT @Toxicityy1: Gwen Stefani's new single is trash. her, hilary duff, britney and fergie have to give it up and go raise your kids and judg…


We wacko birds are still tweeting #MakeDCListen


RT @bitterarab: Now that Halloween is fast approaching please understand this. We are a culture, not a costume to mock and ridicule! http:/…


My Oriental Gallery Blog: The New Land of Free Enterprise http://t,co/pz55t90Z


"@DomWorldPeace: Baseball season for the win. #Yankees" This is where the love started


RT @danicafjelstul: If you ain't a gator you're gator bait 👌


like. animal crackers are legit the best snack


@imjoshdean That's hoser eh to you. http://t.co/QuLrtOWmLB


I thought she was albino tho 😳


“@CMRE24 wasn’t that great to me either RT @Ahki117: "Equalizer" was trash Denzel officially washed bruh”neither was flight


Home to chicken and penne Alfredo and Oreos and banjo


#IU 8 straight nation #college soccer champions! Wow! #hoosiernation #hoosiers ⚽🏆


Yo if you get like over 25 of flappy bird you need to do some self evaluation because you probably have no life


@b1gsean21 lets just say hellen keller makes better brownies


I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothin compares
To these blue & yellow purple pills💜 http://t.co/fMjlVMEqDO


If only I dated a girl that lived off Mack Road I could just get the holy trinity of Sacramento ghettos on a daily basis


@Threehoez rip plate, brownies, large tea, fries, beans potato salad, poboy


RT @UberFacts: Mila Kunis has heterochromia iridum which gives her two different colored eyes. One eye is green, the other is brown.


Omoide Yokocho : Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan / Japón by Lost in Japan, by Miguel Michán http://t.co/7J2uXi5501


I asked the name of the bird ancient Egyptians used as the sun of god Heru (Horus).The Pheonix (firebird).


Epic mickey time? Nahh.. Two and a half men while i shiver. Tht sounds more like it.


RT @jemelehill: Just saw Dawn of The Planet of the Apes. One of the better moves I've seen this year. I didn't know if I wanted the apes or…


RT @tsgnews: UPDATE: Collegian dressed as yellow Teletubby will face charges for break-in, theft of Chinese food leftovers... http://t.co/S…


Even Humming birds like the stuff http://t.co/W7OHSCbg3L


It's just not the same, #LittleDebbie #Cloud #Cake are not #Twinkies! http://t.co/OOILML6M


@louiev_ lol just getting this..early bird catches the worm!


@THEHermanCain then send this one to your teabagger friends https://t.co/hsADkzcAIn and watch their heads explode


can my cat not kill birds and make a huge mes of feathers


@A_Little_Wicked that's not ghetto. That's sweet and a movie quote. Try again


@DeJLoaf mixtape sell sole got some bangers!


Finished Yankeeography and still hate the Arizona D'backs for winning in 2001, Yankees shoulda had that


RT @AG2Pearl: Black Americans Are Worse Off Under BHO http://t.co/k4IwEugNyx Well researched article...bound to elicit cries of Uncle Tom …


Does it bother anyone else that the planet of the apes timeline makes no sense?


Sapete che? Vi odio..... ho finito..


RT @indykaila: Exclusive: Arsène Wenger gave two yellow cards & red card while refereeing a charity match in Rome. @Arsenal


@greekkid31 @TaraSetmayer @TheWillDunne yes true reagan was the first..ike wouldnt. While president and he was supreme allied commander.


@mfsasso or jim crow laws segregation lynching laws... anti womans suffrage laws... amazing how everyone doesnt want to bring that up


@keishagreyxxx that's the beauty of them brownies I always daydream about what I'd do if I hit the powerball lol (nerdy but fun)


RT @shakiraevanss: Criticize Amanda for saying the n word, sure, but don't make jokes about her sexual assault, don't be trash.


RT @LOHANTHONY: i'm so hungry if someone would send me a flying parachute with brownies attached to it like they do in the hunger games tha…


RT @sofuckingSwazye: "mayonnaise colored benz i push miracle whips" http://t.co/BmXuyP8ehH


@DinoLich Don't yell at me, I love both of the evolutionary lines. @ClaudiaVice despises the trash buddies.


RT @maycie32: @Whitecholo23 np big nig nig


Who needs an alarm when you have the worlds most annoying bird outside your window?!??


RT @metroadlib: i thank every broad in the universe who takes that step forward &puts colored contacts in her eyes.
that's one less person …


My best friend says I don't need to be in love right now .... he thinks its too soon to love monkey....


if ice jj fish gets all these looks , who really trash me or him


RT @Fant4stic63: Can kids say much when their parents pay for everything? RT @Andrea_Michele: If he paying every bill, I can't complain abo…


@TheMayorMatt has to be #live version ! #pulledpork #clams #babyjesus #lilsmokey


RT @AliyahKorea: #Whiteculture thinking weave is "ratchet" and "ghetto" while "extensions" are perfectly fine.


And it's gotta be some ghetto fool :/


Amazing. You know what they say about birds of a feather http://t.co/mefmPB3aW5


😂😂 mike calls me t-bird @mikemastroccco


@dabbba @Pinchehonkey Far as I can tell coon tracks on the cab door window - tractor was parked by some trees away from home


Clearly I'm afraid of birds http://t.co/qA4O9Dr4vp


RT @BeyonceLand: Bey lost her ring at the Met Gala. Jay found it & instead of just giving it back he gave it to her as a mock proposal http…


Or get swept in MoTown LOL #Yankees #Tigers #MLB


RT @BigFatDave: We gave #GunControl a chance. It failed.

No more of this #GunSense nonsense.

#MomsDemand is statist trash http://t.co/MKl…


#Yankees Nice bounce back @Michael Kay. Gotta keep this going!


RT @BradThor We now know more about Twinkies and how old the earth is than what happened in #Benghazi.


I've got a birds eye view of all the secrets you keep.


Is there a looser #college town than #BTown ??? If yes id like to visit #IU #hoosiers


one man's trash is another man's wife.


RT @23Vnds: Check out the homie @renz360 for that sole sauce! That stuff does miracles!!! @renz360 @renz360… http://t.co/EecEzJRx6C


I used to chug vodka and orange juice. I also used to chug vodka and gatorade... I used to chug vodka.


@SoWavyTee hey Hun!


Hella just ordered me some beanies


Majority of it is trash anyway.


RT @TheFactsBook: Twitter has a bird as its logo, that’s why when you join you’re an egg, and your home button is a birdhouse. Why am I ...


RT @chrisgeidner: The mandate still being in effect means the marriage ban in Nevada is unconstitutional. Trial court is yet to enter injun…


@billyeichner Since @TomCruise will be a hoser... hi.


@37738921 reminds me of Oreos lmao


@ChaldeanCutie really? @RileyAintShit @KILLSheredon @CHILDISHCUDl are my nudes trash?


I get a 50 pound bag of dawg for the mutts


RT @DariusJulion: that movie was trash


@jacquebland Weird to see a local yokel "journalist" get worked up enough to take such a pointed side, though. Thought they were impartial.


@gln @capotej Do you think the guinea pig was okay? :(


@Things4FLppl Yankees like Florida State; not Floridians.


RT @TheAtlantic: Meanwhile, in Canada: A monkey in a winter coat escapes in an IKEA http://t.co/Q9YUYVEl via @TheAtlanticWire


R&B is so trash now compared to early 2000's.


"@Stephenwildboy: Chilling 👅™ http://t.co/mik3iPNle6" sexy scally lad


Your A Good Gravedigger, Charlie Brown #SpookyBroadway @midnight


Russel Martin had a miserable season but is quietly having a good September #Yankees #BlueJays #MLB


The Rick Scott/Charlie Crist ads have been running nearly non-stop in Florida for the past week. And they are getting even worse.


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★ http://t.co/zibllnm1ZS


@karmendanielle_ aka he wanna keep you warm, shoulda just introduced himself #coons


"@EdgarPixar: Overdosing on heavy drugs doesn't sound bad tonight." I do that pussy shit every day.


Casey Matthews is so trash this is BIG


@forgivemehera also, I put 'i touch myself' on a ned/chuck mix.


RT @hildismom: MT @jjauthor: US ghettos-driven by liberal ideology; http://t.co/6ONYrmggND #RedMeat


RT @antglizzygg: Ain't Talk 2 My Mova N A Week First Thing She Say Is Where Shy An Benny 😂


RT @stoolpresidente: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around does it make any noise? If NJ blows away and only trash live the ...


@NTXProgressive Yeah..cause if anyone thinks this clown went to @target to buy Oreos is as stupid as all of them look


@Ilovebamf Whats it say... I see bird in it... Lmao


with Louisville (5) losing last night, a win to #iubb (7) tonight should have them back in the top 5! #ncaa #basketball #iu #hoosiers


#metal only, honkies!


RT @McNarstle: And she's watchin' him with those eyes / And she's makin' him linguine & clams with that body, I just know it!


I'm a redneck, but without the homophobia and racism


@Brelston I realized it's the one on Link's Awakening too, so you killed two birds with one stone. Unless you're getting the Wind Fish too.


Flappy bird instead of studying? Sounds great.😏 😫#flappybirdisruiningmylife


@Hendrixoxo lemme guess you wore the hilly hicks sweats/leggings 😂😂🎂🍰👏🍑


Video: Shy Glizzy – “I Can’t Trust Myself” http://t.co/HRfuDrvZdb


RT @StonerBoii2cold: “@TreVaughnLG: Moma said no pussy cats inside my dog house” that's what got bro nem locked inside the dog pound !!


@edouglas528 I know how you feel,wait,no I don't. Perfect week for me would be Yanks not getting Lee #goSox #goPats


colored denim makes me puke


So am I the only cracker up playing his guitar (thank you @Tampa_Rick ) on this Saturday night?


Define wigga


Without serge, the bird chirps. The sun burns, the grass grows, the world turns. The moon glows, the river flows. But I die without serge.


RT @russnelligan: .@KarynPolito declares victory by introducing "our next governor, Charlie Baker" @CharlieForGov #wcvb http://t.co/HYkWrVD…


@TreshaRenee I didn't make to any games last season. Just looked it up. Astros open up with the Yankees 1st of April


Ravioli stuffed wit lobster nd a nice stuffed clam #eating betterthanamobster http://t.co/PzdoESaR


RT @KingKwama: Female IG Models in person be so trash 😢


green beans, summer yellow squash, zucchini, cucumber I will set some more out by the road today its free.


RT @LizardLickTowin: - @CMchatLIVE #CMchat why do U think its so hard for"hick hop"2get major air time on most stations #cmchat when it's w…


Terrifying. #leprechaun http://t.co/447wgkSVVG


@selina_dabbagh the song? About pollo hermanos and Heisenberg?


never have I seen a toddler chug a water bottle so fast lol


anybody remember that movie Thumbelina? I didn't noticed how flamin' the bird was until now


Popcorn and candy for dinner. I always knew Charlie Brown was my spirit animal.


@YellabeautyKC home coon


#2013Faves RT “@grahamorama: #Snoop and #Justin are having so much fun at this Charlie Wilson tribute #BETAwards https://t.co/C6NHwUBlXN”


Yes. And favorites this. RT @StraightCash08: @202SOLE please tell me you didn't buy that trash


ahahahh!!ping pang POW! HOW U LIKE ME NOW! Shouts out 2 my bro Dre Hogg Style Ent! Uza fool 4 dis 1


Let this white boy be ghetto🌝


RT @AyMrCarter: Apologies trash.. What's understood ain't gotta be explained


now I have to clean up a dead bird and pieces of glass


Everybody loves pot brownies, but I bring crystal meth cupcakes to a party, Suddenly I'm the weirdo


Really craving my arroz con pollo y habichuelas right now


RT @kendramarie91: “@vngelinaa_: Tornado sirens.... Atleast I'll be dying with you guys @Xo_t33 @a_krizanovic @kendramarie91 😭” and this ho…


RT @espn: Hot off the press, here’s Todd McShay’s first post-Combine NFL mock draft, including a new No. 1. http://t.co/su5ixWrthq


RT @LucentVariable: @TonyJRodriguez friendly reminder that you shouldn't try to have sex with birds


The Giants trash


"They have to. That division is trash @NoMeek_JustMilz: Saints gon win the NFC South...watch"


Saltine crackers for dinner lol. Sad lyfe.


“@notflappybird: Tag a friend that sucks at flappy bird” @me


RT @musedbymusic: Thanks to @TonyJRodriguez I have learned way more than I ever wanted to know about birds...


RT @Yankees: .@DRob30 comes in to close out the game here in the 9th. #Yankees


lmaoooo RT @ComedyTruth: Girls, don't let a guy treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.


:) "@PeterDavidsonII: At some point, we need to discuss how delicious the vegan brownie from @busboysandpoets on u St. tastes!"


RT @AwwAdorable: I want a pet monkey 😩😍 http://t.co/8wy8gDJIEJ


@haylebopp last year i had to explain why "queer theory" is the acceptable academic term


Why does MSNBC have a "news" show that is 100% opinion & right wing talking points? Joe the nation is with PBO not u teabaggers #morningjoe


@Pinche_Escobar too make up for your yellow chompers? #candyass


I got a uncle through marriage dude got hips like big momma I swear all the lil kids mock his walk and he don't even know it


@mark_mac18 @sheppast @rianscalia groves is trash IMO


RT @prolongshop: #LED #Christmas #decor Lights 10m 33ft 100 LED #Fairy string #Light for Outdoor/Indoor,

http://t.co/2ew0jjhB6n


@GWDrums @samzbikowski Oh, wait! *"can I get that photo of me playin with Creed's SIDE PROJECT by itself?" My bad. Yeah, FOB is embarrassing


RT @politico: Republican Rick Scott has been reelected #FLGov, defeating Democrat Charlie Crist. http://t.co/oeVMKOQH9S http://t.co/hi56c9N…


Charlie Sheen wants to return to 'Two and a Half Men' | http://t.co/kVMDoGDcLQ


@JjLoveUp tranny


I'm gonna be ghetto and color over the stain with a sharpie ctfu


RT @alicia_garcia3: "That's why God made brownies. To replace boys."


My nicca Drake gear game is all bad lol


The ending to that Yankee game was so planned I can't even take it


Un pollito cruzaba la frontera, un zorro se tropieza con el pollo, el zorro le dice, im sorry el pollo le dice im... http://t.co/oXcOYauJi1


@GossipCop jay-z and bey they will never be..jus trash


Jihadis seem to be more upset over the location of the Jedah conference in #Saudi than its purpose #ISIS


Omgggggggggg Mila Kunis is so fing hot. F Sarah Marshall. She's like a bird anorexic.


SNL mocks entire Obama tenure in Ebola skit - Hot Air http://t.co/miJdg6x6UC


@MrFayoh Im a proud wacko bird, how bout you?


Be fearful of the wrath of God in a country where many mock Christianity, embrace perversion, abortion, and bows to PC/multiculturalism.


Big night of 🏀 #hoosiers #iubb #big10 and #pacers #nba #indiana #hoosierstate #paulgeorge #codyzeller http://t.co/UFmje1gk


Everyone thinks that I'm not the person on my id. Like look at my moles, I don't understand.. Like I colored my hair what a big difference


Jihadi John has struck again. Prayers with the victims' families. What is the #bounty on His head? Time 4 him 2 meet allah


Too bad Brandon Lavergne isn't gonna have that vein spiked at Angola. #mickey


Did everyone else's parents use to refer to the Power Puff Girls as "Powder Puff Girls", or were mine just exceptionally retarded?


Rev. Charlie Rangel: What Unions Stand For Are “Spiritual Damn Things”… LIKE INFLATABLE RATS.

 http://t.co/2nmrLDvIgB


RT @michael28754837: Come On Yankees Lets Keep This Game Going!!! We Must Win!!!!⚾⚾⚾


I hopes dis don't come as a severe shock to use but I'm colored


Nothing more yokel MSU fan than to constantly reassess Izzo *aka our only consistent winner since D. Daugherty or Biggie flipping Munn*


RT @koolestbreeze: Thanks Charlie!! http://t.co/iw06cCEkND


RT @AvengerStratus: There's nothing hotter than a pale albino chick who can play guitar.


RT @LauraRosenCohen: #AskDrMann Is having no amici briefs filed on your behalf kind of like Charlie Brown never, ever getting ANY Valentin…


@Yankees ugh


I swear the people cleaning the office switch what side the trash vs recycling cans are on on purpose to mess with me.


RT @virleehol: @cbinflux Well we sure as heck know how to read. I'm reading the trash right now and almost everything I've heard on the web…


@osnapitzthorne @AcaciaBrinley trash?


Would you be interested in some eggplant? RT @NittyScottMC: twerk on me http://t.co/75UftRuVDZ


Mint Oreos >>>


RT "@HuffingtonPost: Jane Seymour rocks a bikini at 62 http://t.co/1pUccv8t97" Crazy Aunt Jane is at it again @TheFaithAnne


"Mine plays DMX and kirk Franklin smh @_justcallmeBRIT: Well my neighbors are ghetto . They get up at like 5am and beat their kids."


My grandma threw out all of my raps. Ones I made from 7th grade to now. I'm literally crying. Thats all my work in the trash. 😒😔😣😢😭😰😡😤😠👿👺🙍


@tyler_wilde I'm just saying, it's not like you were up against a bird-eating spider or something. Bet @Pseudobread coulda done it


RT @DamnFoodPorn: Oreo Cookie Pancakes #FoodPorn http://t.co/q6EvCvM3sO


RT @supercos7: @peddoc63 @Cavemaninc @CarmineZozzora @DB103173
Charlie understood 🔫 how to keep those percentages 📉 lower.. http://t.co/…


#NowPlaying : Great White - Once Bitten Twice Shy on #1069TheArrow - http://t.co/R5wuXA9jB6


@petehelm yeah, but Sting was already a proven draw. this is apples and oranges. he signs people with the sole purpose of burying them.


RT @BigJonBul: The stars wink knowingly and smile at each other when they see two lovers kissing on a secluded bridge on a balmy autumn nig…


It's the most hillbilly thought ever. A thing is a way ONE TIME or to ONE AUDIENCE and therefore it must be that way always.


Charlie Baker for Mass Gov..the most lib newspaper in most lib state supports 'R' for Gov! DoG http://t.co/DRSXOzTRUI via @BostonGlobe


@pauIjac because their parental unit is trash.


On the secret Party mission! Live tweaking to mock FATPO.


I hope the trash I talk abt @CNN's poor product doesn't hurt my chances of getting hired as a legal correspondent. I was jk CNN.


@JuMosq @zachkruse2 Yep. *sobs*

I got my hopes up when a couple of the national guys (including that Kiper/McShay mock) had him slipping.


I want a four loco right now so I can chug it and go straight to sleep.


RT @GoatIdeas: Oreo Frappuccino http://t.co/o3QJ8M1nFf


@patrickkimmis @White1979 Remember Dad running a rotary hoe over corn after a freeze to knock the dead leaves off after they turn brown


Early bird gets the worm! 🐛🐤


That warm fuzzy feeling when you're able to give someone a helping hand. Talking about medical problems with others can really help.


The birds and the bugs #voguet by Anat R http://t.co/ndMELHuWCg via @Etsy #vintage #jewelry #bugout #insects #birds


Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers


just noticed some trash on my notification page i had to clean up


"hick and raver is a venn diagram that has a very large intersection"


The boy who shot albino deer http://t.co/D4XajBEIb1


If you think that the term #redskins being offensive is a political issue, you are ignorant.


Charlie and I!:) love that dog!!:) http://t.co/8AQXiYg6Ov


#HelloBrookland! We're here at the @MonroeStMarket opening! Serving free samples of cider, vegan sliders, brownies! http://t.co/BW9uYtLQu1


What's a trash party ?


@TwoStarScoob good job tonight! You need to eat some crackers so,you'll stop throwing up !


@jeffgill24 hey #teabagger Bohner said he got "98% of what he wanted" in sequester. You sound like a moron when everyone knows you are LYING


@Steve_wojtkiw @EmmaLouisaSuttl Wise decision,this Alfie must be a right mong.


Best rider? That goes to a blaxican.


Other Jihadi news #ISIS executed #Kuwait preacher Redha Lari coz he was..“too extreme” & hampered reconciliation with Nusra with his fatwas


@danifreshh some weird local ghetto school haha


RT @ella__fraser: When you clam up, my survival instinct is to kick the door shut


@SteveWorks4You ..its all about you and white conservative teabaggers. You all make the world go round. Please be our rulers.....stockboy


Oh snap I'm just realizing this skinny tranny is Jared Leto. He's Wo unrecognizable with all that weight loss. Geez!!!


My black queen dreading my hairs.Thank you Most High for this Moor Queen I asked you for.I want to BE BEtter with her http://t.co/iFmRPJGyIC


The brownies I just made are a sin


RT @almostkanye: RT @Resolutionary_: if Crabtree woulda caught that over Sherman for the game y'all woulda said Sherman trash & he got what…


@Ceallaighaine Oh no! Sorry Hun. That sucks. Hope you heal fast. 😕
#dancerproblems


Why do peeps gotta be mad ghetto nowadays? Smh pull up your pants!


Come home from work to Bridesmaids, Twinkies and a bottle of wine #bestroommateever @TheFaithAnne


@Mika_Tan would be perfect w/a graham cracker flavored bun or a maple dougnut bar.


Special thanks to Tina, Charlie and staff at Waverly Hills... thanks to everyone that dedicated time to make the... http://bit.ly/aKyqk2


School
Schoo
Scho
Sch
Sc
S
St
Sta
Stay
Stay h
Stay ho
Stay hom
Stay home


@daishialopez how could you say such a thing woman?! You have two functioning chest tables to hold your peanut butter and crackers!


If you a hoe ima treat you like one just like if you're a good girl ima treat you like one. I don't discriminate


RT @ChildishGarbino: Part of my cousin Danny's Yankee Swap. Pretty hilarious. Very clever. And very Danny. @danvii http://t.co/FKdEYzqT


Hoi, fai moke hau!!!!


RT @paulabruederle: Some birds aren't meant to be caged


HBA trash


RT @paul_lander: Charlie Sheen is engaged to a porn star. I can't be the only one thinking she can do a lot better.


Or their music is trash


RT @simplyforkicks: Quan helps everyone out with random questions and computer stuff but no one can oop him GRs?! Something ain't right abo…


"@FunnyPicsDepot: this the "I play soccer, cheat on girls, and wear khaki coloured cargos" haircut http://t.co/ZUai7qWBIR" 😂 yup


Oops, I just had a Freudian slit.


#Yankees Primo! Just got home and the Tanks are on MLB. Finally! And they are winning! Even better. Time to get serious, Sept call up time


@AlexAllTimeLow @JackAllTimeLow Please stay safe you guys! I love you so much, I hoe to one day meet you guys! happy Halloween :)


RT @espn: When the Yanks and Sox get together, things usually go smoothly -> http://t.co/f3t97ymMd5


RT @BlackJeezuss: When someone drops their trash mixtape in my Dms http://t.co/wkFJfjkNCi


#DegenerateArtist Sniffs whiffy balls involuntary, cuz a FAIRY walks DOWNTOWN HAIRY, #climatechange all our scary sense of hillbilly sneeze>


@David_H_Esq Well, "dirty bird" could be just a middle finger, since it's the phallic "giving the bird". Not necessarily a wobble-wibbler.


The Republican Lt Governor of Missouri says he's sorry he called LAW Anglo-American Law. Racist Pig That he is...


blue-sapphire-earrings 18k-yellow-gold-clip-on-diamond Alexandra Earrings in Emerald Crystal on Emma http://t.co/5j3lRXgrcn


RT @MontagKeys: Jeff Fisher saved by the refs. That was karma, but the zebras messed with it.


CAIR Publishes a Hit List for Jihadis http://t.co/hvVfXypmHm via @RealJTP If you are a red blooded #American you may be on the list..


Lmao redskins turnin up


Bye, Bye Charlie Strong.


RT @townhallcom: Charlie Crist Refuses To Back Down From Race-Based Attack On GOP http://t.co/zSHn94OK9S


Finding cheap 240s on Craigslist but they all need a new tranny 😩😔


Drita is that nicca! Lmao


RT @Comp10Tx: Rihanna really is trash


RT @BryanHoch: Just 113 days until Yankees pitchers and catchers report.


#porn,#android,#iphone,#ipad,#sex,#xxx, | #Desi | paki http://t.co/XxcdQvzI9t


RT @creepingsharia: Syrian Brought to US for “Democracy Training” Endorses Jihadis http://t.co/lfhCto8777


Jihadi propaganda ploy:US had Gulf countries publish pics of their pilots 2 deflect Sunnis anger from itself & iran http://t.co/pFxYby2c15


“@ImToBlame: Bruh RT @PriscoCBS: Trent took the yellow path http://t.co/1XxGuKtjp8”😂😂😂😂


@sweetlou462 thanks Hun. <3 I'm so crushed. I love working out. It'll be 2months gone by the time I go back. :/


Funny thing is....it's not just the people doing it. It's the people who seeing these pics and judging the birds. Just as wrong.


My mom wants to buy a zebra like for reals


Shy singer surprises and melts Simons heart: http://t.co/RbCWsvvdJY

This was so damn beautiful! I almost cried!!


I can't watch Charlie St. Cloud because I cry like a little baby. Every. Single. Time. 😭😭😭😭


RT @breely216: The recommended serving size for brownies is "all of them."


@cryancarfield haven't you ever heard the story of the birds and the bees


@mimi_sanabria I really did, right off my bed. Where you put all these dam yellow starburst!!!! *throws them out the window* 😩


Ain't no love in the ghetto 💔


wth is that playing missy? ........ i mean seriously? RT @mr_republicann: This movie gone be trash http://t.co/8BIppVUvzr


RT @I_Be_kOoLz Food be good...except that rice they cook that bitch on Monday for the week + Tootsies?


Charlie Crist Losing 50,000 Florida Jobs To Raise Minimum Wage Is ‘Worth It’ - Conservative Byte http://t.co/y3JYJ2Yf4L via @conservativebyt


RT @trayn1gga: Alabama is overrated this yr the last 2 weeks has shown too many chinks in their armor WV gave them hell too


LMAO Joe was calling whitehouse offering advice. Yeah the President cares what a disgraced FORMER redneck House guy from fl says #morningjoe


If you must call me a cracker, please call me a Cheez-It, not a saltine.


“@PlMPCESS: In the fashion world "urban" means "stolen from black people" its ghetto on us, and urban on them haha http://t.co/S0XWGfLJ9C” 🙌


@zt0mm lucky monkey


@FuckKennyJ trash


@VoiceofaPatriot Now now…that bird is one of God's creatures :-)


The last at-bat at Yankee Stadium. Thanks for making it a good one, Captain. #FarewellCaptain. http://t.co/UVJgbCpcbU


RT @sluggernation: The P72 Derek Jeter used to hit the walk-off single in his final @Yankee Stadium at-bat. (Images via @mlb_authentic) htt…


@kboydee like some of the "worst" lyrics they post are beautiful but just because they don't know what they're talking about, it's "trash"


RT @mitrebox: At this point every voter in Florida has voted both for and against Charlie Crist.


RT @LoQueEllasSaben: Amo a esa gente que me odia.. http://t.co/8Zr3e0YsoE


#tbt my precious gook baby 😍😍😍😍😍😍 @outtapocketjuju http://t.co/2QJLJj6tK5


@littlelouie33 eh, take off hoser.


RT @HipHopIsDeaddd: Cowboys trash again.The NFL is bike to normal


and now every time me and my friend talk, no matter the subject, her nips haunt us. it's as if one nip was introducing itself to the other.


I love the acoustic domes in the hallways. Favorite place to sing in public. No lie. http://t.co/G6Az9ryUbQ


RT @alison_cherry: .@nlisa & I are discussing our awful 90s fashion choices: yellow overall shorts, boxers over leggings. What was your bes…


#portlandia #putabirdonit RT @mightymouse105: The Xbox One would be so much cooler if they put a bird on it


RT @sportspickle: Yankees didn't want Russell Martin, so he signed with the Pirates 2 years ago. Pirates have made back-to-back postseasons…


@SuSuSudafed
I eat dat chicken out your love box baby. Lovin a white woman while eatin chicken. A colored mans dream


RT @mlbtraderumors: Offseason Outlook: New York Yankees http://t.co/6DtDxdI6ul


RT @ahmadblack35: Can someone find the Georgia fan who talked trash to me and told me he hope we don't end up like Tennessee? Tell him I'm …


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/u3PzeV9E9q


Dawg!! RT @Chill__Cosby: Man this about to be another trash Thursday night game


RT @netflix: Here's your first look at Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock in #Marvel's @Daredevil on #Netflix #NYCC http://t.co/SIYuCgok8J


RT @harrryaf: being a good citizen picking up trash (: http://t.co/PMFR5eopwO


RT @Luke_Grossman52: That's what sports are about. Forget the arrogance & trash talking. Its about making people feel like they are a part …


Yanks choked too..... Lost 4 strait remember


@tracieeeeee wha? me? i'm just waiting for showtime to bring back queer as folk.


If Ashton is trash then what does that make me! Come on guys someone like Ashton can't be trash, he makes too many people smile!!


The "Yanks" Are Coming: From Disparagement to Pride http://t.co/HoELpcbBg6


I'm jus a trill nicca mane


RT @DanHarrison1985: 😂 RT @CecilHurt: Charlie Strong got down to the 53-man roster nearly as quickly as Texans did


🐛=💰💸 “@GOALSminded: its true that the early bird.. gets the worm first!”


@JayJuice22 @Ish_MallyMal no song I've heard was good is what I mean by he's trash


LA MÁQUINA

Una vez en Japón 5 japoneses crearon una máquina que atrapaba ladrones. Primero la máquina la... http://t.co/khzl8PfGCT


RT @karen_gonski: i wish i was one of those girls who guys liked no matter what...ike i could wear sweats and my hair up and they would sti…


“@BeautyOfASinner: So they really deleted flappy bird from the App Store cus someone killed themselves over it 😂” foreal foreal ?? 😱😭


RT @janesports: As NFL reportedly asks bird-flipping M.I.A. for another $15M, let's revisit @SarahSpain's column on ridiculousness: http://…


@LilMissRightie Hey #teabagger the #benghazi thing is a joke. 13 Benghazis under Bush, no hearings. More on Benghazi than real 9-11 attack


RT @TideRecruits101: It's ok to trash talk....but I haven't seen any Bama fans wishing harm or injury towards LSU players.


Lil Kim really made herself trash smh 💔


Alfredo, Linguini, Pasta.... Just fancily prepared trash


Kentucky Fried cater to da white folk. No colored menu


Jose Soto: Reflections of a former gay teabagger http://t.co/XtMMuzyK


@akaREKT @LadyVodkax in with the go to air out with the bad air and where's my next brownie


RT @WayneRoot: Well there's difference between Erick Erickson and me. I've always understood Obama is Muslim Jihadi sympathizer:
https://t.…


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/iuCRWOfDts


@MissMulgra Starts making monkey faces behind you


@sandcowboy31 hey it's hillbilly jim and Greg the hammer valentine #pffttt


Ayo I jus had a mini heart attack behind the wheel..north Philly n fire crackers don't mix😩😩😂😂 I… http://t.co/o5v2E4LFtm


@smokeabluntdgaf @Haiimbreanna You guys don't get evolution do you? You only share a common ancestor with apes.


RT @AChosenWord: Of rain showers
& weepy fog
of soft light
& cool touch
of wild wind
that carry music of birds
who cease to soar;
this feel…


its either a gun, a sandwich, or both. details looking really fuzzy right now and i don't trust any police department in MO


RT @AIIAmericanGirI: 🇺🇸
FEC May Yank 1st Amendment Guards for Drudge, Rest of Internet https://t.co/pVe5nNAOkV #wiunion


I can't wait to watch the saints put their weiner right in the cowboys butts . Dallas is trash


this is why i love birds. http://t.co/Gk2wiNhBkw


NEW Nashville Noise! @LukeBryanOnline loves burgers, @DierksBentley honky tonks, and @ChrisYoungMusic grabs a pizza. http://t.co/sCCDyhE6EY


Lol colored contacts played out.


I love wearing fuzzy socks to work


They say our state bird is rare...I literally see one at least once a day


RT @JudahWorldChamp: To help eliminate faking injury & diving - post game video review of dives & give divers yellow cards after game. #Wor…


RT @theycallmenavy: @royaltyclubvp @Aswaad88 worse yet u meet a bird with a nice ras and you're like "something about u looks familiar" lol…


RT @Yankees: SEE YA! @JacobyEllsbury gives the #Yankees a 4-3 lead in the 10th with a solo home run!


RT @iStayRadAsShit: “@1BookieG: What I wish I can do every time I day playing flappy birds https://t.co/mWiE7FkBu0”😂😂 foreall


@Hovaa_ your pet zebra. stripey?


Charlie looking like he's the one that made that 3.


@LessThanJR And the Yankees gave you a win. :) Happy Birthday!!


#HolySpirit Joshua 1:3 Every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, that have I given unto you, as I said unto Moses.


@selenalinn_ the jets are trash my bad i see what you meant 😂


RT @BraveConWarrior: GRAPHIC ~> 150 Christians MASSACRED By Jihadi Muslims While They Slept! Including Pastor, His Wife & Kids http://t.co/…


@Boner4Tuna @TCC_Grouchy @Mrs__Met @Vortmax29 @LLMajer @dmb1031 @APLMom @Frogtox @KishkaAndPipiks I've had shots go off where yellow smoke


RT @BlasianBytch: @graceishuman @rhiannonrevolts yellow face and it's a no.


@SportsGrind @RudyJay711 that was my mock done on a simulator check it out pick your team how many rounds and go for it


Ya'll take note. There ain't never tornadoes where colored folk live


@JonJ_07 like their players really been talking trash about Bama.


@eGoTheIcoN those "trash" SnD stars would scrape ur team in SnD and most pro teams.


RT @KatiePavlich: Now go take out the trash “@sdoocy: . Today I was #outnumbered, but thankfully not #dismembered! Thanks, Ladies http://t.…


I can jig, but I can't jig jig. 😂 like that new jigging got so much in it that you could do, you really gotta be in shape for it.😂


Yankees great Joe DiMaggio reportedly used to beat wife Marilyn Monroe. Here she is in 1954 announcing divorce http://t.co/blS7dalMiF


“@iSignMyOwnBoobs thats my fav part on Take Care”whole album trash


@JudgmentalNYer @eveisapisces it always looks so nice! I was gonna buy this yellow one


if u eat fried eggs and leave the yolk entirely yellow ur a disgrace and also nasty


@AmazinMixBeauti don't feel like reading right now I wanna give a sexy coolie girl some lyrics via text message ;-)


RT @___Legacy: Need some ice cream and Oreos 😍


Thou shall not mock Ryan(the future)Kelly


"Your teeth are like the stars." "Aww thanks!" "Yeah... yellow and far away from each other."


@LoLDyrus It's retarded. Ignore the harlem shake fad and hope it goes away soon.


This bro is just rippin apart a bird about 10 feet from us.. #redtail #hawk http://t.co/tjAnr2pB


Ion kno wat kinda spring clothes imma get my yung nicca dis year we ain't doin da polo dis year gotta offset em wit sumthin else


RT @ItsGirllCode: reasons to be a mermaid:

- no periods
- no pants
- perfect hair
- u get to lure men into their death

also, free clam bra


#rejectedpeanutsspecials Its The Grape Crackhead, Charlie Brown!


RT @TheeGreekGod: Soulja boy trash now but I'm not gonna act like I never cranked that superman.


Trending: 2 adult human skulls found in trash in Connecticut http://t.co/bykFaoYk6y http://t.co/f8GRqk3Tc8


@yobritttany wagon burner! Jk jk you did look pretty Latino here


@charlierose @jdickerson racist@NorahODonnell Tx trash there's no comparison betwn Pres Obama n GWBush rt poll will show He's supported 100%


under my windoowww “@brettcanfly: Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath”


RT @carrielusch: You might be a liberal if you continue to trash America, claiming how horrible and evil it is, yet you refuse to leave


Jay Z - Takeover & U Don't Know LIVE @ Home & Home Concert Yankee Stadium: http://t.co/4EuK80uLiS via @YouTube


eggnog trash


Its #ArabSpring Training, Charlie Brown! #rejectedpeanutsspecials


She's definitely a Kardashian bird RT @BasedChasen: http://t.co/RY3ocBwVTn


Too much makeup so trash..


"@deepthroatMike: "@Boys_South: Take me for a ride 😍💋 http://t.co/H5mAtjYfGA"#redneck" woof woof


People who chose the country over the City are miserable trash. They deserve neither respect nor consideration. They are less than scum.


I traveled back in time to Middle-earth and crept up on my enemy. I slit the hobbit's throat and by reflex vomited into my trembling hand.


@moneypulatief @globalriot Nee dat is na langdurig gepest worden.Zoals ik al zei:in d kiem smoren.Is ook vb voor t kind hoe je moet optreden


I'm about to post my Charlie Clips vs Yung ill rap battle review in a few


Yeah they do. RT @Yankees: Six complete here at The Stadium. #Yankees lead the Red Sox 3-1. #LetsGoYankees


o unpunished. This has been the view for many thousands of years in civilised and uncivilised society.


mashed potatoes , string beans , yellow rice , and chicken 😋


@CAntista @Brelston @hEnereyG Eating a roasted potato and smiling till my cheeks are sore; the crow SFX in this Cape Crisis are super-great


I'm such a retard sometimes.


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Golden Oreos are the best


They come out Charlie Sheen... They come out coupe machine @wontgetme_22


Wow redskins don't want this


I want a cowboy killer


trash RT @VibeMagazine: Can the Notorious B.I.G.’s son CJ Wallace rap? Watch & vote here: http://t.co/3kzJj7nqpP http://t.co/wOwnc0A70P


@RobDa64 thanks!!! Now go clean that trash can ya lil nasty! Lol


@RatchetSue the only thing better than a bargain is a Yankee bargain.


RT @xenakix2243: Feeling the crisp fall wind spinning around me and watching the colorful leaves fall like rainbow colored raindrops slowly…


@danram70 pussy. It's science. Donaire via Rachel spelling error


who's downie like a brownie 4 brunch? Need mimosas


RT @Kiaranicole_x: @_JoAries @Kash_WingateLFC @chanchan_ox babes we buy brazilian and Peruvian not Bengali


Kill la kill was trash


RT @RayHudson: Art thou the bird whom Man loves bestThe pious bird with t/ scarlet breast, Our Robin;that leaves these summer winds sobbing…


RT @michellemalkin: Mass. GOP Gov.-elect Charlie Baker: No driver's licenses for illegal aliens ==> http://t.co/3vkLYmJWjS #NoAmnesty


Can Charlie Crist pull one over on Rick Scott? Well he did pull one over on #floridaprimary dems tonite. #TPOT #Election2014


I said middle school days as in the ghetto way people... — and what I am nor here to impress you what are you go... http://t.co/qYpvIKcRfY


RT @MarcACaputo: BREAKING: Charlie Crist files emergency motion for a mulligan.


1300 for the eggs sunny side nicca .. @EastsideDame


Reaper drones pinpoint Jihadi John http://t.co/IBScZeLxXe via @MailOnline


@britty_jurgens a music suggestion is "lil spook"


Rewrite, tinker with it's official language regarding same-sex relationships, divorce, remarriage, etc. But nothing is set in stone at all.


@Hbt2013Mm I'll ask you same question Do you support border jumpers Do you support illegals


@Yankees go away already @Frizzle18


#WeAreRepublicNotRegime #POTUS BO violated USA sovereignty w/open border/Jihadis/criminal/diseased/Haitians/S.Americans #ImpeachObama


I cannot express how infinitely better the book is to this trash.


And of course some rascally #teabagger on the radio is blaming the 19 dead AZ firefighters on #biggovernment. Oy vey. #tcot #p2 #teaparty


“@coltscommunity @Pacers @nflcolts @indystar #CHUCKSTRONG #GoldSwagger http://t.co/6q5wm3VU” thats awesome 🏀+🏈=👍👌☝ #hoosiers


RT @JustReIatabIe: when you die on flappy bird 😂 http://t.co/Pu7uqxJFMc


RT @GreGooglyMoogly: My mind is so clear a bird just crashed into the side of my head.


RT @MrCouture: I have so many questions about that sex tape. I love love LOVE me some Mimi and if that thirsty dude releases it, he's trash…


Four hoûrs to back up this iPhone haha... Jokes 😒


cut up porkchop, canned pinto beans, a small can of carrots, can of corn, celery, a potato. cayenne powder + crushed red pepper


RT @VersaceAmeezy: Austin is so cute like look at him all excited because he got Oreos http://t.co/0mK1W8Reak


Rescue elephant calf ‘Nunai’ looking fuzzy at the International Fund for Animal Welfare Rehabilitati http://t.co/PAetLXGuoa


Leave it up to me it would've been in the trash.... All of it.


RT @PrettyMillz: My car insurance is trash !!!


"You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning"


@LandRoverUSA Our "Disco" we used for disaster recovery was an awesome brownie points to how well built they are. Most extreme conditions!


Josef just pitted. Slight possibility he can make it the remaining 67 laps but I highly doubt it. Will need yellow. #IndyFest


How about a Charles in Charge movie with Shia LeBouf as Charlie and Ryan Gosling as Buddy. #WhyNot.


@shrekkalove
You speak colored too?
I thinks I be in love


RT @DaMcGrizzlyBear: the ghetto if UD wins tonight: http://t.co/PkZmkn2WKo


@ImSooooMad guess who's eating cracker b without you


"The water isn't yellow, I'm a healthy student"


RT @MensHumor: Kim Kardashian had a baby...in more important news, I took out the trash last night.


RT @WORIDSTARHlPHOP: When your phone goes off in class and the teacher says "turn that trash off" but its a song from your mixtape https://…


@YoungJeezy got me feelin like #trappin ain't dead. Got me ready to call the #guala! #Salute da truth! #SeenItAll #SeenItAllTheAutobiography


@iamkrause
I ain't never orderin from no colored pizza stow


If you're not directly descended from European royalty and upper nobility, then you're not fully human. You're just common gutter trash.


RT @That1guyJeff: RT @rebeccaisfresh: carrot cake is trash. too sweet. http://t.co/rxrowJMbW0


Cheers young lady RT @shik702 @BmoreHumble foreverrrr younnnnng *grabs flask and chugs*


@slayerific13 @brenda_skelton @daisymcgarr Don't get me wrong G.. I'd hunt birds but that's a lot of work &.. well I just ain't that hungry


Don't mind that Twinkies are gonna be gone, very concerned about the rest of hostesses product line


King, TI vs tip and that troubleman albums all trash.


RT @AdviceToWriters: A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
MAYA ANGELOU

#poetry #writing


that would be the stunt in which @JamesOKeefeIII crossed some water dressed as a dead man while his teabagger sheriff friend watched him.


RT @OnionSports: Yankees Unveil Beautiful Derek Jeter Cage In Monument Park http://t.co/vv6urct4jd http://t.co/gWBNHDyhMl


One of the great treasures of living in San Diego is ready access to Mexican Twinkies made with real sugar and Mexican Coca Cola.


u ho@RealWizKhalifa u hot i really like the way u keep te flow natural


This my dog telling me he is done playing frisbee for now.. lazy mutt http://t.co/l4AocjczsH


RT @HowardRoper: If you don't like my tweets with my belief in Jesus Christ, please respect it, but don't mock it or make negative remarks…


if i were to die and be resurrected as an animal id be a howler monkey


Brandon Jennings trash


RT @GirlfriendNotes: reasons to be a mermaid:

- no periods
- no pants
- perfect hair
- u get to lure men into their death

also, free clam…


@hardball @Milbank Chris stop your angry bird spitting n Dana go hail ur racial tendicies, u didn't infor, carter rt n u never talk abt him


It ain't April Fool's yet.. «@IGiveEmNathan Jay Z trash»


Jihadis circulating a video of the killing by Boko Haram of a Nigerian pilot captured after his helicopter was shoot down


Alexa's phone gave us colors and Julia got yellow I'm dying #racistaf


The Conjuring wasn't trash. It just wasn't as good as Insidious.


I'll be a Yankee fan forever


Another season of retweeting every one of @nikaaaa3 's Yankee tweets! 😂😂😂😂


#Iraq gov troops were handed a severe defeat by #ISIS at Saqlawiya -- there's chatter of over 300 soldiers lost & Jihadis raving about it


@Persianboi10 @RyanTBurnss HAHAHA "chunky goalkeeper makes a save with his stomach"


@hxhsharingan666 did you make an animal cracker taco


@idochips honky tonk badonka ankh


RT @nikaaaa3: @Patt_Hoff you're secretly a Yankee fan! You'll admit it some day !


@contrarian11 @YouTube yeah. great song. just watching the MSG concert of 1990 Yankee Stadium gig.


“@Yattabing Cavs trash.. Heat trash.. Smh”pat gotta make trades


@Wizards_DnD @JimZub tranny dragons, eh? I know some people that will love this!


RT @SimplyPerfectt_: Girls, don't let a guy treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.


@DerekIsNormal RT @crappyfactsare McRib buns contain a chemical "azodicarbonamide" which is also used to make yoga mats & soles of shoes


RT @rightwingertoo: Uh oh: California solar plant fries thousands of birds in mid-flight - Hot Air http://t.co/8ZQnLR5fH5


RT @SportsCenter: A WILD one in the Bronx.
Yankees score 6 runs in bottom of 7th to take 8-7 lead over Red Sox.
The half-inning took THIRTY…


so uncivilized


“@fatbellybella: I know u didnt hit that jigga with my fav purse. .. @solangeknowles”--no chill! 😂😂


RT @viper5816: Sen. Harry Reid Lists all the Things Republicans Have Blocked in the Senate http://t.co/bjoWvABwhi via @townhallcom
He is ho…


With the birds i share this lonely view..


Surprise, surprise! TSA trashes Brandon Darby's Border Patrol sources http://t.co/EtDKzFrRzK


Yankees getting killed


I hate "chunky" pasta sauce. KEEP PESKY VEGETABLES WAY FROM ME


RT @eanahS__: @1inkkofrosess lol my credit ain't no where near good , but I know the right man for the job .. that ho nice though!


Daniel, there's no cow tipping and hoe downs in Jackson... This city living lol


Anglo-Saxon Mike Oz


Tilt my chin back, slit my throat, take a bath in my blood, get to know me


I am extremely sad to have to admit that some of the best 21st century Arabic rhymes have been written by Jihadis


1996 and 1999 World Series Rematch: #Yankees #Braves


@NoMeek_JustMilz If they trash in yr 3 or 4 he'll waive it lol


Memorial Weekend early bird wine walk price is still available! We have 21 participating locations http://t.co/bBYoTneeBn


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/McOZNHt7N2


RT @radiomaru: nerds are cool because they get really judge-y about other nerds being passionate about things they aren't passionate abo ...


@SMLBound cracker jack work, cdc - did ya think of checking THE PLANE FULL OF PEOPLE?


@bocgeogaddi @anepicname lmaooooo epic bird wins.


Barry's (whitey) brownshirts run wild in Oakland. Following the lead of N.W.A., punks chant F the police. http://t.co/9nBUrmTJ


RT @KNegandhiESPN: That Peppers slant was a genius/crazy call. Genius if he catches it. Crazy if he drops it, then blow a TO, then get sack…


@jonsweethearts how are you Argie?


"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I chose the one to Jötunheimr"
- Robert Frost Giant


RT @MirrorWeirdNews: Adorable tiny monkey showering in a sink is the cutest viral video you'll see this weekend http://t.co/cwc0b0Z9PB http…


The fact that the #Bruins drafted a Yankees fan just goes to show how weak the scouting staff is IMO. Didn't do their homework. #firechoreli


RT @ToMyFutureHus: #DearFutureHusband you have no idea how many brownie points you will get I you randomly play with my hair or scratch my …


The @Yankees are playing the @tigers tonight. In other words, I am not friends with @mtaraban.


At pussy cat lounge killin it with my girlz @blaqdior and @hpmiss


@TreyDoe_: @HallDerik @20ToLife_ once fag." You got pressed to the ground? ..hang up your cleats n never put them back on or think about it


2 #iubb games when im in #bloomington #btown how good is that?! #ncaa #basketball #college #Indiana #iu #hoosiers


Okay, so maybe not every in #LosAngeles is evil. But I would 80% of the people I've encountered have been trash, another 10% barely human.


I pictured Angus running up the side of FOB Sharana with every day in Afghanistan @ReturnTo1776 http://t.co/zj1MK6w7EF


#IU should make me an honorary student, id be way cooler than the other international students. i have my own football card! #hoosiers


RT @OSAY_it_aint_so: “@fvxkgvld: when a ghetto girl tries to read in class pt1 https://t.co/uW7aBqBToC” LMAOOO


This Isn't Murica, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials


Browns and redskins shouldn't be considered nfl teams


1-100000 You are a semi-evolved monkey that is desperately searching for validation and meaning in life. BBQd you'd be ok with mango salsa.


Done for the Yankees


To be clear, I don't think there's any chance Krug leaves for Russia. But it's fun to mock the speculation.


RT @Yankees: Show your support during #FleetWeekNYC with #troopthanks. You could be on the @BofA_Community billboard in Times Sq! http://t.…


@HBergHattie @snkscoyote I wonder if the progs didn't relegate young black men to the ghettos to keep them away from harry reid's friends...


@AJ0427 Just watched the Llewyn Davis doc. Warm fuzzies abound ☺


RT @pgammo: In the Yankees draft room, they had a huge picture of Greg Campbell with the message, "this is the makeup we're looking for."


@ToWherever I'm not yellow I'm sorry


PND is my jigga man.


RT @neiltyson: Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? The Egg -- laid by a bird that was not a Chicken


@FrancoisKilljoy Marshall Law! Whatever you coon


@Swamper60 "Happy Happy Helloween, Helloween whoa oh whoa ho" @helloweenorg http://t.co/Tw0jeExqTy


RT @2AFight: Muslim Jihadi? Keep Calm and.... http://t.co/iW6HT090s8 #PJNET #tcot #tgdn #ccot #RedNationRising #teaparty #2A #NRA http://t.…


Photo: Giving you that trailer park trash. #transformthursday #ladykimora #vegasqueens #vegasshowgirls http://t.co/LjejFufULK


All da white folk off twitter yet? Da colored tweet at night while y'all sleep cuz you gotta woyke tomorrow.


RT @SeanTheTerrible: I don't care how pretty you are, if your personality is trash men are going to treat you accordingly.. That's not tru…


Mark Teixeira finally stepping up, HR and couple of BBs #Yankees


I sho do miss my Uncle Tom


I know I'm a hillbilly, but is there anything better than a big pot of beans and cornbread? Little hot sauce on top.


ATTN : All Brown University students, the stop and frisk protesters will be systematically dispersed into random U.S. ghettos. Good luck.


@Chancellor_IV naw Bryan said it was trash hotel so we're staying somewhere else


RT @FaZeSpaceLy: How bad u want something is meaningless If how bad you're willing to work for the thing u want Isn't 10xs as intense as ho…


were gunna shake our honkey tonk badonkadonks (': @SAMMI_boyden


And now Jihadis bragging about a massive bombing in Sadr city in Baghdad. #Iraq #onslaught


RT @49ers: Oregon State WR @brandincooks is a popular #49ers pick in recent mock drafts.

DRAFT TRACKER: http://t.co/AEueKmhkQX http://t.c…


@tytytooflyy ima fill ur clam out


Jets trash


RT @AtlasSmugged: women only play casual game like Kim K game & anger bird. They don't play real games, like Male Power Fantasy 2 or Jingoi…


@CheckMyLingo_ @Kingpin_Terror ima get this so every time I throw trash away its where it really belongs http://t.co/DRGBekvzun


RT @sportswithjohn: Dani Alves uses his new gray hair to talk himself out of a yellow card, telling the referee, "I am but a humble senior …


@KeithOlbermann I feel the same way about the bigotry and racism of using the word "redskins".


RT @DarthVenn: So this is the woman who was a bird then turned into a woman from the sky in Nigeria. http://t.co/34DcwJkVeF


Ask the governor how we are supposed to pay for this? Typical #teabagger mentality. Government is EVIL until we need them LOL #morningjoe


RT @B1B_Lancer: Cue the liberal left's Uncle Tom attacks against Tim Scott in 4...3...2... #tcot #teaparty #GOP


Cheeky thoughts as the rooster crows.


@FloralElephants THE WASP OF ANGRY LEGEND. BEAT IT INTO A SQUISHY PULP!!!


@Torn_Rose republican teabaggers should be jailed for treason.....


RT @ItsFoodPorn: Oreo cheesecake bites! http://t.co/iHgu1ZuyZt


RT @FunnyJulius: Please win it all this year @Yankees


👋 hi-ho http://t.co/FiC4FnRutZ


Once the brainwork is done on pacemakers at medical device companies, they call in the contract tinker toy engineers like SC_Troll
#stribpol


They use to call my mom Japs when she was younger. Lol Asian racial slurs.


“@JohnelHadleyJr: Uncle Charlie just got thru lip singing?!”haha


@lauramartyy "wait n as in nick or m as in mick?" 😂😂


@_SparkleLikeZen saves you a brownie*


@blackrepublican how long after the name change will al memorabilia w/redskins name be deemed racist and therby illegal?


Just stopped by the line up room @BeaLack still look like a doo wop singer.


RT @tableninemutant: So City Lights is a Charlie Chaplin movie by @007hertzrumble http://t.co/qYN1Bc7MxS via @wordpressdotcom


Just seen a pic comparison of Lou Holtz and he grandma off Beverly hillbillies and I can't stop crying tears of unfathomable hilarity.


@CokaMoschiach_ his defense is trash, and he's been rocked by Jesus Soto Karass, and Diego Chaves.


That Principal shld be ashamed 'Look at these poor colored kids who WE made smart' They are not your props. #disgusted #morningjoe


#Ebola Great and I thought the panic from bird flu was bad. I really ain't got time for that.


Surrender of Divinity - Conquerors of the Apocalypse: http://t.co/9Qv5RsY1p3 via @youtube >Oriental Black Metal Hell!!


@Gutta_DaDon I never really rocked with the white sole. I feel ya bro. But these!!? My favorite Foam of all time. http://t.co/lTSsn34IFJ


She has zebra tights in her take home bag, me and my mom are just 😍


Lauren & I ate candy we found on the floor during class we are trash


#BREAKING: AP calls Mass. Governor race for Charlie Baker. Watch live coverage on WCVB, streaming online. http://t.co/S6hY2eVoaT


@youngscooter ghetto gold needa be the first music vid!


@Royceda59 Green bananas are better then yellow ones too.


Hey everybody,
The White Iron Band plays this Saturday(12-11-10) on the Slopes of Lutsen,MN at Papa Charlie’s(21+). Going to be a real...


“@wassssupsarah: Car hopping is a different world these ghetto guys tried asking for my number LOL” did they have to be ghetto Tho ?


@washingtonpost The people who work at those companies tend to be trash.


@keno_ Isn't there a law that all clam chowder must be served im bread bowls? Haha


RT @iMDatDudeFish: 😂😂😂😂 RT @VivaLaKash: #ThotGoals .. RT @LessonswithKate: I wanna learn how to jigg really good so I can be in the circle.


My phone on 10% fml I still gotta get to the yellow sign lol #motivation lol btw I zoomed in 2x lol http://t.co/LayVBieIML


@xtruthseekerx_ blaxican


He may be the President but that doesn't necessarily mean he's in the sole position of power in regard to making such decisions.


@litigiousmind I skipped the running. And am eating chips. And brownies.


“@Amburger_6: Wtf is flappy bird” are you kidding me


🍻🍻🍻🌼💙🎩 plus Sheryl crow http://t.co/49KYwZnotU


@Rawker8 @Ronnie2K @NBA2K get some money and stop playing that old trash.


@Yankees @marines1994 Daggone it Twins, kick it up a notch... Time to beat the Yankees...


RT @pattonoswalt: Who spotted the looming yellow crown on tonight's #TrueDetective? http://t.co/MUa60ppVeL


@jesseleesoffer it totally does. smells like brownies every day i walk to work.


#Yankees take all three games in MoTown, I'm callin' it!!! #MLB


"This recipe calls for a leftover brownie. What the hell is a LEFTOVER brownie? That's just a brownie you haven't eaten yet."-@EricaNadine26


@darrenburton_ and take the trash out and separate the recyclables


RT @SenorSteez This whole week was trash


now time to find the monkey term scripts!


RT @NativeCurator: THIS is how you honor
Native Americans. #changethename #HTTR @redskinsfacts @redskins http://t.co/23VGQvEHy5


RT @KelsieBelsi: @Vntxnius lmao it will have a slope of -2x+1


Getting off twitter jigg trynna stress me out more I don't need this type of heat😩


Sweet Jesus #morningjoe are you going to split screen Rep James Clyburn & Charlie Daniels at the same time? #morningjoe


@NG5_ Thirsty Giants are always like "ho, ho, ho"


Drake T.I“@MsBTxo “@_sirhampton_ 3 Stacks, Kendrick RT @xHollywoodCourt: Name a rapper that alot of people like...but you think is trash””


#Yankees got beaten by a thug


As soon as a Democrat gets a chance to ? the political hack #foxnews goes to commercial then back with Bolton LMAO #teabaggers #benghazi


Twitters little blue birds name is Larry, after Celtics, ISU Larry Bird, stick ticker is $TWTR.


@christianvansly haha I'm shocked barca got more yellow cards this time


@Alludra_AIE just remember to keep the skirt dark colored. It camouflages all that pan dimensional gore


Someone probably told him 6 God was trash.


@cumkwats thank you based pee slit


POLLOS A L'AST

Dos pollos estaban dando vueltas en una pollería mientras los estaban cocinando a l'ast, cuando... http://t.co/fXeEAJmyfZ


I wanna try pot brownies.


Meatloaf cream potatoes deer steak and gravy pinto beans and cornbread pear cobbler n bread pudding @ FHC


Lol ike Turner http://t.co/8yNqYYaOjo


RT @AlexPappas: Rick Scott Refuses To Appear On Debate Stage Because Charlie Crist Has An Illegal Electronic Fan http://t.co/qTPeHb2seX via…


Majority of the time, a woman's story is trash anyway...


RT @KarenRFM: No-TV-During-the-Week #parenting rule has thrown quite a monkey wrench into #RooseveltsPBS viewing schedule. #DVRtime @wcve #…


@JT_Cameron92 or your in the ghetto


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE Brooklyn Park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/ENSNf9RGPH


@urbasicyabish nigor??


red meat trash


How long are they going to let the fools in #Ferguson continue? Stop pussy footin' & disperse them by WHATEVER means necessary!


RT @kamaalrkhan: Sir @ArvindKejriwal career tho apka waise bhi khatam ho chukka. You have become new Amar Singh so try for publicity #Kejr…


Fairy Tale Hat - free crochet pattern for child and adult at http://t.co/0lRaBLMHB2 http://t.co/99zVbmYVe9


RT @10thAmendment: Jihadi Killed #BrendanTevlin In N.J. W/ At Least 2 Others,Part Of Terrorist Ring 10 Yrs Ago http://t.co/qZtXJv9x8J http…


Enjoying My bed. Just perfect For me My Teddy bear and monkey It. #Singlelife #bed #teddybear


RT @desusnice: "In 2014 you tweeted that Migos were trash. Care to explain?" - 2064 Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing


@Huntermoore bout to be in ike a couple hours


“@lakeshow73: @WCCORosen Too bad the optimism I have for the Royals, you don't have for the Twins!! Take those "Rose(ie) colored glasses off


RT @India_MSM: can Raheel mock Propphet Muhammad in same way as he mocked Lord Ram and Sita https://t.co/IjeAhR3cJI … will he apologise ?…


@AdamBaldwin @ChicoDelainky clams to be a comedy writer. #untrue


#BlessJesus The #Crown of HIS head to the sole of HIS feet


Let's be serious. Most fans/callers wanted to run heavily and dink and dunk. doesn't work great against a D you can't get extra yrds against


Now I'm listening to lil spook getting the good kinda sad Imma be single this fall I know you'll getting annoyed with me on your TL but aye


GM....don't be the bird that didn't get the worm today #GoStampsGo84


Have you noticed all the ghetto people naming their kids after cars? Mercedes… Lexus… Repossessed.


@therealduxy @TKFan01 *too pretty...not *to pretty. Jeezus...my redneck education is showing.


bats are cool as hell because they're basically half tiny fox half leather bird.


At all my ritz crackers. Idk what to do with myself anymore.


RT @wwwobert_: New avi thanks to b Oreo


Yankees should have NEVER gave away Melky. Guy can flat out HIT. #yankees #giants


Don't dance, Iggy. It's trash just like your music.


Shylock & Wongs: 3 Incidents of Democrat Bigotry In 3 Weeks - Media Mum http://t.co/iX03VrK0KI via @BreitbartNews


A white lighter is bad luck, not yellow ur stupid


HOW “@darrenrovell: Deep Fried Sweet Tea on a graham cracker crust at State Fair of Texas (via @gravweldon) http://t.co/KVzhlmCsls”


@MahNameIsJared be my guest. I want to be a bird I think


This bitch THINCC she dress coding me ✋😂😭


I got to get the trash out and make breakfast for the Frau and start laundry so y'all be good till I get back. Cracker Out!


My goal for soccer this year is to get a yellow card every game


RT @Sulerte26: BREAKING: Yankees acquire Lebron James in a 3 team deal per sources http://t.co/rSMi4p7o6u


@team_Darrion night jigaboo http://t.co/vxKCG4yGXF


I just put down a pan of brownies


Good ol' Charlie. #wwc http://t.co/U3kkrlwOqk


22 talented drivers RT @garrisonstudio: I am really glad there haven't been any yellows. But why haven't there been any yellows??


Waiting for brownies. I want brownies. Someone hooks it up?


RT @michaelpshipley: Martin Short On - CONAN - Oct 3, 2014

"With your yellow skin and red hair you look like a #2 pencil."

https://t.co/U…


I used to picture him coming up the wadi to FOB Sharana with a barrel of brandy for me @iiarwatch


RT @Sydhinton922: If your boy breaks up with you and has a new girlfriend a couple days later, then there was something you didn't know abo…


All I wants is to represent da life o da colored man.


I was flying down the slope and just rammed into this small Asian boy, kid got up like a champ and walked it off


Lmaoooo!!!!!!!!!!!! "@King_Komo: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. http://t.co/50Ye6jAADU"


them jants be clutch for bedtime tho 😂😭


RT @RealSkipBayless: In their primes, MJ would have dominated LBJ in 1 on 1. Just so much mentally tougher. MJ's trash talk alone would unn…


#Yankees


@SactownProidgy @SpeakComedy @yunglucy_ @karon_avila I just noticed you guys called me a jiggaboo


RT @Forbes: 52% of the world's mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians & fish vanished between 1970 & 2010: http://t.co/MImizth0OZ http://t.co…


RT @AdamSchein: Great job by the Yankees giving Brian Cashman a new contract. The haters are just wrong. CC: @ChrisCarlinSNY


RT @hoes: Emma Watson #TheOscars2014 😃😃 http://t.co/INeOGli7G9


RT @marksidaway: Last time #xfactor auditions came to Dublin, I auditioned @MaryByrneMusic and @NiallOfficial. And a man in a blue monkey s…


RT @Oreo: Dear dessert heaven, fangs so much for these Oreo Spooky Ball Vampires. #OreoCookieBalls http://t.co/I3iyRL72sD http://t.co/wNzBh…


International police operation disrupts Shylock banking Trojan - Computerworld: The GuardianInternational poli... http://t.co/zIBNJMIILJ


Bathing Sphere: Suspended Orb Tub Not for Shy People http://t.co/OHv7xbr6wo #bathing #design #weird and yet #cool


RT @NoHoesNextDoor: "Tyrone I didn't mean to throw your mixtape in the trash c'mon fam" http://t.co/RWWVzJuUZK


@ItsKiaraaaa looks like you took a red marker and colored on your leg


RT @ryancommakerry: I think it's time to bring out the drunken monkey


View from the ghetto ain't bad, Rio http://t.co/umjPU8gT


@WakeUpPeeps1 Read w/o slant your orig statement said 'everything' we have...that is the only extreme comment made


They got David taking out the trash 😂😂😂😂


@AmosPOrr Congrats Amos! :)


Always thought golden Oreos were the same as original Oreos but oh my god I just climaxed


@Wagz This cold we have going around our little hick town had about everyone I know locked in their houses for better than a week. Stay well


RT @LeMarquand: ‼Muslim group slaughters 43 children in Nigerian school, children burned alive, shot & slit throats tried 2escape..
 http:…


@LILNTHEBASEDGOD her face ugly to me, & her nudes were trash.


RT @skullmandible: Now Call Down Your Dark and Your Cold and Be Damned, Charlie Brown


#drunk #trash #trashed #wasted @ The Draught Horse http://t.co/UvWkhpEswh


Have you hugged a wacko-bird today?


*Searches my yellow pages app for the nearest Jack In The Box*


"@rhythmixx_: I told Mariam to but cigarettes for her birthday"

You also called me trash rn


@blackymiles lol to get the yellow bleach stain out use a baking soda hydrogen peroxide paste on the stain and throw in the washer


RT @BigxCool: RT if you're on the slope to 30 and still feel 17


@DaRealAlexInLA @Buckm00se he wasn't training gook boy doe


Word to my bird! http://plixi.com/p/60040730


Do girls wear bathrobes still cuz I have really cute fuzzy $60 bathrobe from Victorias Secret, is that even ok to wear 🙍


@kate_beckwith74 don't judge me monkey


McDonald's is hella trash to me now


http://t.co/wsIMDNbBJr now works on fancy telephones, so I am told. I have a clam phone that I call Mr. Clam that only "texts" and "phones".


today i start breaking in a new pair of docs have mercy on my soles


If Temple beats Rutgers today, I will be a happy clam.


RT @BriannDominguez: Gasoline - daddy Yankee 💯👌


“@iCARLEYBBY: “@DJZeeti: twitpic a selfie with light colored eyes” http://t.co/BSOYlL83Iz”😍


Never seen a tinted yellow tongue before.

She just ate a lemon jolly rancher?


RT @AidanGee1: How I feel playing flappy bird http://t.co/w3PrpiAhZQ


My flow retarded 😎


Up like an eagle tryna catch the early bird that catches the worm.


thanks for the follow @Jerry_Remy! I may be a @Yankees fan, but you guys are one of the best broadcasters in the @MLB!


RT @Krislisisms: Today something is dope. Tomorrow that same thing is trash. Next month it is irrelevant. Next year it's classic.


@kenzieblake2015 its pretty easy actually. I'm just the cashier. Right now I'm eating those animal crackers lolol :)


Early bird gets the worm!


feelin all warm and fuzzy inside...


There is a trash bag in my hall thats been there for like 2 wks. Weird thing: it changes consistency every few days


@BarackObama Biden was a winner last night? Yea right like Charlie Sheen Really was a a winner too.... #winning lol


Why no boycott of racist "redskins"?
#Redskins
#ChangeTheName
#ChangeTheMascot


Calling out teabaggers, conservatives on their BS: http://t.co/l8Qx8RMjrG via @YouTube


I'm making pollo a la brasso today


@Honeysuckle_Tav Well he canonically plays the troll equivalent of Pokemon... *throws the new Fairy type at him*


Man arrested after 40 opened nip bottles of vodka found in car http://t.co/VtusSbGHbR


@theejustinholt the redskins are doing pretty good this year 😂😂


RT @ripienaar: Fox News presenters mock female pilot who took part in campaign against Isis #wtf http://t.co/MLKY9ZSen2


RT @Joan_Rivers: Charlie Sheen will star in a new sitcom as an anger management therapist. So what's next? Casey Anthony as the owner of ...


@McLaffyTaffy Reason #2 I didn't order a shirt: Taffy will know where I live and he would probably find me and stab me.


Playing a show in Lutsen, MN at 9:00 PM today at Papa Charlies http://artistdata.com/a/2oy4


Hazlenut coffee and graham crackers every morning 😍🙌💘


We over here struggling with college and work and ice jj fish making money for being trash lol. What has this world come to.


@LifeAsKing I've only like about 3 pair..they're overpriced trash ..


@MC_JayTee lol I already made it. I'm waiting on my brownies to finish 😎


Jihadis specifically asking for international schools in #Saudi to be targeted #RealThreat http://t.co/NV5qbZaviv


@uk3ba Just learn d dance nuh cuz u know after carnival we like to pick up months old yardie ting LOL


RT @linnyitssn: No teabaggers, 9/11 is not about Benghazi, it's about those planes and those towers. Stop watching Fox News.


@b0ssladyre just ate a wees brownie and is seeing random cats


you've gone and broke the wrong heart baby, and drove me redneck crazy


it's awesome when people you've known for years talk trash about you behind your back and then ask you for favors later. truly awesome.


Yall know Skip Bayless is about to slit his wrists over Romo! Lol


I need to pick between two wigs. The agony. ;__; My cute multi-colored bob or my red Stevie Nicks curly one?


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/sPVogfyXZT


Beans that were yellow before Friday night are brown now-a few green leaves curled-frost but not freeze-bean size reduced - top end shrinks


At a point where I've got to make a tough life decision. Ice black translucent sole or solid black sole on my KD VI's. Blk or orange airbag


@michigannews13 wow. Thats great language coming from a HS coach, you sure are a role model, you're trash, just like your account


Average is basic and basic is trash 😂😂


Omg! The cutest little tinker bell ever ❤ http://t.co/vDajfVlwyP http://t.co/YpTz9O4SIS


such a sucker for some Oreos


@jesstoth we could get matching burner phones and be ghetto fab for a few months


Finally got an updated pic with angel wing colored http://t.co/nWN9qRt5Xd


The jig


RT @DNAinfoCHI: The new nature area replacing Indian Boundary Park's former zoo is expected to attract a variety of migratory birds http://…


RT @donnellrawlings: Salute to Derek jetter! Best Yankee ever!


Got to 18 on flappy bird...


@LaBugg09 😂😂 my fault it sound like it fucc nicca


I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/QGNHiLdTTv The Sock Fairy, a short film


RT @BadAdviceDog: when you look like trash and someone compliments you http://t.co/RRQzsYM4tY


That long hair doesn't cover up your redneck


He so trash RT @yusufyuie Cary Williamsc GOT CARRIED lol


I couldn't press send. That tweet about anchor babies was even too raw for me.


Chaber Books: BRAGADAYJAH 315 http://t.co/qTr6lzCsdj: Further restrictions on eating certain insects and birds


@TODDIE_soPLAYER well since you is blood you get a G pass but only this time and I won't tell wop about that lyric situation


Nah. ITS OVER> People don't tell #artists what do to. That's defies the definition of what WE ARE TRYING TO SHOW #youpeople. #retards #game7


@alexnolan1990 @claddos @takutaneka @regankelly91 ill give you a tip, beware of the ugly birds who hide behind massive lensed sunnies!


RT @KMOquality: Scholen waar directie leerkrachten pest, kunt u zich voorstellen hoe groot pestproblematiek onder leerlingen wel moet zijn?…


Just hit 40 in flappy bird.😏


@thelovemaster "I'm gonna nip you right in the bud!"


Decent trade for the #Yankees, a proven veteran #Ichiro for some prospects


@imdevincarlson trash*


RT @NerdistDotCom: Forget your typical graduation speech. Charlie Day manages to be hilarious AND inspirational in today’s MIFVOTD: http://…


RT @toddknife: Full @weakenednachos set (except the last song) from Southern Darkness Fest last month. Who's the ape on guitar? https://t.c…


RT @Yankees: You may cry after watching the Derek Jeter @Gatorade ad: http://t.co/hMO9Bxol0x http://t.co/0xdlxToci8


@BlackManUSA @chrislhayes well that's some cracker jack secret service work there. jfk anyone?


@fennecuskitsune you've got no sole


Ok so not all the shows on Cartoon Network are complete trash. Stevm Universe is awwwwwesomeeeeee


Baseball......... w/ @voxpulchra for her birthday for some reason? Lol (@ Yankee Stadium) on #Yelp http://t.co/9hIFDcZWQY


@MarieJoseGMH @DWB666 @seahopke @zenterrorist86 tegenwoordig weet je ook al niet wat voor vlees je eet,voor je t weet is t zebra of een aap


Sometimes I wish I had a cute pet monkey, but then I remember it would probably defecate everywhere, beat me up, and destroy my house.


Flappy bird stresses me out


RT @jrsalzman: Buzzfeed males who live in the city and buy meat under plastic, mock girls who use guns and go hunting. Who is more manly?


The guinea fowls are not what they seem.


#NowPlaying : The Doors - The WASP (Texas Radio and the Big Beat) on #1069TheArrow - http://t.co/R5wuXA9jB6


@mafenske I didn't mock anything! Was asked I believed in Noah's arc and said no, how is that mocking any religion? Opinion that's all


@kfocht735 Nope - got lucky - some washing on the slopes, gonna make it a little rough combining but feeling very fortunate today


@TibaBurger: Straight off the bench #ned #WorldCup2014


@IamSaintBryan they call me yellow bone


after the steelers lost the superbowl i loaded up the black and yellow gmix on my moms computer, i think the youtube page is still open


RT @camilleftansel: i've read the hunger games 12 times i am trash


chargers and raiders are both trash⚡#boltupdoe


i made sweet & SPICY drunken noodles with handmade and handcut ho fun noodles with marinated chicken/shrimp. my back is hurting.


Jones and Ibañez are out of gas after giving it their all earlier in the first half. The call-ups should get more playing time #Yankees #MLB


@GarciaC28 those nudes were trash 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭


RT @bakedbeansbro: Throw me in trash http://t.co/GvGMJJ6vYi


RT @jjauthor: US ghettos-driven by liberal ideology; forged by unions & bankrupted by self-serving Dems catering 2parasites! #tcot http://t…


The bengals have been trash for like 5 weeks it seems


@EmmaLouisaSuttl @timmyn90 Anyone bring in a monkey.


No one has even eaten a Twinkie in, like, decades.


RT @cpabry: Curious George, the curious little monkey or deranged serial cat killer? The story the man with the yellow hat doesn't want you…


@FightNightX @NMF4Life khan has been facing nothing but trash since his L to Garcia


@dolphrudager Only one current Yankee sells! Only one current BoSox sells! Only ONE player on each L.A. team sells! Most teams have 0, yeah.


@Strangleme Looks like a less-squinty-eyed @mikelreparaz to me. Hmm...


I would bitch about the weather being bipolar, but I'm just gonna appreciate how nice it is instead


RT @VideriQuamEsse: British Jihadi Mother Who Wants to Be First Female Executioner is MI6's Most Wanted http://t.co/INZPvpf2tN


“@BurgerKing: What’s going to be your pick for #SelectionSunday? #2for5 #WatchLikeaKing http://t.co/aBam30gSk4”

Dis make colored folk happy


Black guy in class: *attempts to throw a paper ball into the trash*
*misses*
Mrs. Mundy: "You're a disgrace to your race, Marcus"
😂😂😂


#Yankees #SEC Robertson in. Guy is fantastic. SEC pitcher!!


"I found a new way to chug you have to open your mouth alot" #shitallysays


We're Bringing The Cadaver Dogs, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials


yay I like when jacob has colored layouts


@1Corinthians126 #BlessJesus Yes,#Felt..and touched the soles of the humanity with stains and impressions that only leaves its reflections.


Their gotta be a loaded lux vs Murda mook 3


sick and watching the Yankees game


GUYS, I just walked into an office, and the secretary has a bird. Looks like I may just find out for myself. http://t.co/T9U4VGWJWv


So much more going on but hypocrisy doesn't sit well with me. My redneck family from central Illinois more black then Bieber!


RT @ZonedMoan: Smh RT @TieMyDuragBoo: And Henny too RT @BkRaised718 Beer trash af end of story


Lol.. shut up! RT @ABrown252: @VonshayeB lmao early bird gets the worm


RT @TheDouch3: Why would u let ur girl even go to a party without u thats retarded lol u must want to get cheated on


RT @Buckm00se: abel is a 43 yrs old beaner working @ home depot and he didn't want to hang out with you = major L


RT @USAgov: Our national bird - the American bald eagle - is an endangered species success story. http://t.co/OJscNNMYEm


“@King_SM If Howard elbow bosh, will bosh fight back?” don't have to got mcbob bird and UD


RT @RayIopez: taking out the trash at night http://t.co/qJiPw0sYeH


RT @TravelNevada: Great story of what it's REALLY like to be a camel jockey at the Camel Races in @VirginiaCity http://t.co/X02xMAVEqU #Tra…


NJ-Sole Sole Sauce! Get those soles icy again! http://t.co/kL5KBdIBkh


RT @PolitiBunny: #YesWeDid attack, harass, threaten, mock and bully any woman or minority who dared not fall in line with our progressive a…


@almuirSI Probably, yeah. By most accounts, he has the personality to handle it though. And he can wear a yellow suit if he puts up points.


Stephan A Smith saying Jay Cutlers shouldn't be a MVP candidate is just straight up retarded


@BeattyJustin @KYOppCoalition I am one proud hillbilly.


@MinuteManX1776 @TheyKnowNotWhat << closet muzzie @MayberryJustin @AllForCountry @LilMissPrepper @ritzy_jewels @glinsan1


RT @Lrihendry: Pregnant S.E. Cupp’s classic response to ‘liberal dem’ who calls her ‘chunky’ – with bonus tweets http://t.co/U8nlYWEfiO via…


She unfollowed me after I said I cried watching dawn of the apes lmaooooooo


My manager @7FLyy new brand | PRE - ORDER NOW w/
 (404) 394-1570  --> @sevenflyy "Red Lust" & "Cherry White" beanies http://t.co/LxjMBCTgJj


@FunnyPicsDepot he's a greaser


@BNightengale @FeinsandNYDN Time for Ranger scouts to head out and watch some Yankee prospects. #rangers


“@Yankees: Alfredo Aceves in to relieve @CC_Sabathia here in the 4th. #Yankees” he needs to go away , gas can !


Baseball isn't the same without the Yankees in the playoffs & basketball isn't the same without the Lakers in em.


Do you know where I grew up Skippy? @mouzone_brother @psherm07 @EchoesErrant @gigg423 @jstines3


@WendyDavisTexas your 30 second add just ruined it. A new low picking on a cripple


Good evening Charlie and friends @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @PattiSM74 @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado


"@Mesha_nojas: @_Vontethekidd 👏👏👏👏🙌" I got hicks lol


Out of day care, I'm taking a kitty nap on you hosers.


"@M_Rad: “@DezDLT: "I play soccer, cheat on girls, and wear khaki coloured cargos" haircut http://t.co/tYCIhD6PkW” yes lmfao"@soccerboy_04


@El_Grillo1 Off to the east of your current location, on an east-facing slope (dry side of a dry place).


RT @Yankees: #Yankees win, 6-5, on a #walkoff single by Derek Jeter!!!!!! #FarewellCaptain


RT @PLANES_OVAlames: Stephen A. Smith Responds To People Calling Him An Uncle Tom/Sell-Out!💯 http://t.co/scC8STdMgU


RT @iowahawkblog: Whatta co-inky-dink: IRS cancelled contract with email backup company right after Lerner's computer "crash" http://t.co/Z…


RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?" http://t.co/dk7rcqM1FS


RT @PurelyFootball: Well done to @kimabakken who correctly answered Almeria. 26 yellow, and 1 red card so far this season.


RT @alexlundry: Charlie Baker!!!


RT @bjs5555: ELECT Democratic Nominee Charlie Brown @Govcharliebrown for #Gov of #TN DEFEAT (R) Gov. Bill Haslam! @UniteBlueTN http://t.co/…


before and after I started playing flappy bird ...
before: 😊🌸👍☀
after: 😡🔫💥💣🔥🚓🚒


RT @AbortionFunds: Grateful for the profound hospitality of volunteers who open their homes to patients traveling long distances for abo ...


RT @jpayneancap: @A_M_Perez @sybilll @DianneWing2 @velvethammer @MyLibertyMyGun @sdalexander11 @Aoakleyc I bet she's a New York Yankee prog…


@ryancommakerry @dianaaaxo @JennaAmendolare guys number 42 on the Yankees looks like uncle Stevie LMAO IM DYING


Operation Ask Redhead Resolve, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials


Hand me a brew and I'll chug it


@phalaenadispar
How day feel bout colored folk?


The right for an English person to go about his business is more important than any suspicion of some rouge wog cop.


@Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @PattiSM74 Hi Charlie


Do you really believe people evolved from apes? — Not really. I'm quiet convinced with the evolution of man but ... http://t.co/1RswGNpLtc


chicken spaghetti trash


@josephljenkins Have heard some hillbilly grumblings that bugs worse in recent years because of MIC shutdown.


RT @TylerGimblin: Girls, don't let a dude treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.


RT @NuteIla: when I die on flappy bird http://t.co/HKNUTfDVJZ


@KenSuttling The spear chuckers are flooding into Upton Park.


Hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast


'Scandal' sex scene airs on ABC right after 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' making parents angry http://t.co/vltSpK8U4S


@Mick_Peddicord8 thank you again mick


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★/ http://t.co/4Hhxk9MKHe


RT @nobeynobe: "@Markie__Marc: https://t.co/mXGcCcahSC" trash


"@DunderbaIl: I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl, so I'm wise and have worms."


It be so good to not gotta woyke in da moanin. I da only colored dat woyke cuz colored folk be lazy and lives off da white guilt


RT @anilkohli54: @mediacrooks so the ball did roll down the slope & found a natural spot @madhutrehan defending brother & the scumbag @sard…


Inspiring a huge crowd of tourists to sit and watch the "wild meadow rats" over here by the trash cans. Cameras are out. There is gasping.


RT @Luke5SOS: 5sos are trash !


Giants secondary lookin like trash


Dey wants to rename our main street MLK Blvd. I told dem dat will even scare da colored folks away


@05proFESSOR Charlie Sheen could coach better than Crusty Dusty. Yeah they hired Bryan Price, the pitching coach


Can we bomb the selfie-monkey out of my timeline?


@slickbackjr_ I forgot you're the same bull that said Yeezus was good and that J.Cole is trash http://t.co/KkuZV5pdDr


RT @CNNMoney: Breathe easy: Twinkies due back on shelves by summer http://t.co/pFLaTel2Sx


Posted a new song: ""guala"" http://t.co/jq3RB6gyQh #music


This no beef thing is for the birds!!!


RT @dallywaggz12: “@JustReIatabIe: Charlie Sheen gets point for this http://t.co/V6v0d77oBM”


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/Br7el4ZXrw


@emmysetter14 dayum saterlyt shoz un bayg ho-ul


the train station Harry's at is trash I've been to the same Eurostar too they refunded my whole trip to Paris bc train accident


#WhatImCraving Peanut Butter Oreos <3


@peteyhoti that funky monkey


RT @Yankees: #Yankees lineup vs. Red Sox:
Ellsbury CF
Jeter SS
Beltran DH
Soriano LF
Teixeira 1B
McCann C
Solarte 3B
Ichiro RF
Roberts 2B
T…


You all are retarded if you really Kendrick was trying to diss all those rappers, don't think just cuz names were said he was coming at them


RT @OTRAUpdates2015: Rumours that the boys will be touring around the world for OTRA Tour and it will end in the UK/Ireland as a welcome ho…


People are so uncivilized.


@goldnsilvercoin the worst terrorists are republican teabaggers...


With birds ill share this lonely view


RT @ticiaverveer: Royal city of the Kushite kings at Meroe (Sudan),near River Nile.It was the seat of the rulers who occupied Egypt http://…


@NicoleADietrich chug pee


@pcrossvol there's always one...they never realize they are the worst- the unsolicited unaffiliated trash talker"


@bitty_boop @Oreo cookies sound wonderful.


RT @caseykim12: Your sole purpose is to make money. Otherwise you'd suggest violence prevention policies that actually WORK. @piersmorgan


#WorldSeriesGame3 Hunter Pence is so annoying he should be a Red Sox player. Shave fool and take your Vyvanse⚾⚾👊👊#Yankees 2015!!


RT @jm_wags: Well I play flappy bird now and I don't know why


RT @BiIIMurray: My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw bird ...


RT @ProBirdRights: Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend.


Phil Hughes looking like the Phil Hughes of old. 2010. #Yankees #MLB


Pic circulating on Jihadi feeds claiming an "ISIS flag" on top of Mount Arafa in the holiest day of pilgrimage http://t.co/46YfuflyZV


Miami's run defense is Alex Smith trash.


“@PrayForJack I survived swine flu, bird flu, west nile and the Bloomberg administration. I'll be fine”the abortion survival. Cant 4get that


RT @ReginaPucket: http://t.co/6nqmor8ybC BREAKING DAWN/ I often think about what used to be and was
With rose-colored glasses and a gentle …


"@UberFacts: 15 sad TV character deaths we're still bitter over... http://t.co/uLclFUF8nC http://t.co/1RXYQOOsM0"ned stark was the man


RT @davidalderman77: Obama killed the Twinkie #gonetofar


When people really think I'm Asian I get offended,
Even though I make fun of my gook self


@Nazario1017 I feel that.. i see nothing wrong with the gta killing bc it's not the sole purpose of the game


RT @ProudlyLiberal2: Charlie Crist wins Democratic primary http://t.co/FunqXo8O4O


I can hear birds outside!!!


RT @Rajput_Ramesh: Friends a Proud Hindu n ShivSainik brother shri Ramesh Jadhav was murdered by Jihadis plz help trend #RameshJadhav http:…


They trying to hoe Todd gurley, Johnny manziel signed them helmets and got off but suspend gurley the rest of season


anybody want any sugar maple saplings? I have about 50 popping up in Heidi's hillbilly beach. me and emm's planted two Friday.


WEBBERS! RT @DMILZ4: Sz13 vnds restorers dream, cracked midsole, sole separation, and fogged bubbles. 150 http://t.co/yC81VG2kg1


Man in zebra print dress robs bank http://t.co/3xaPAYzbge


Oreos are my life


Jihadis taunting America & spreading paranoia: tents that appeared in a video of a Daesh training camp near Mosul. http://t.co/GH3EbBfB3t


@walterthecat121 @GalliumRBLX how is it being colored blind?


Got my vans on.. My pockets chunky


Im glad I met this chick. Reminds me the trash I left behind


RT @tylerschuster88: How much coke did Charlie sheen do?.. Enough to kill two and a half men I guess


How the hell was David Murphy's hit not a home run?! Clearly over the yellow line. @MLB another umpire mess up.... Smh


Dallas hoe RT @beanreturns: Why http://t.co/D6HAlItFmP


Mad respect to Affleck for refusing to wear a Yankees cap, though as a Sox fan wearing a Mets cap probably irritated him too.


@imgooby you're not funny trash


@Pepper_Redbone @Yankees @Mets Oh yeah. And the annoying damn duck calls?? They outta be banned. Duck horns??


#Yankees Damn. Well Joe that move to the bullpen really helped.


#Yankees 3, #Astros 0: McCarthy outduels Keuchel in series finale http://t.co/hIJJAUKtJN


I love Liv when she gets ghetto


Craving brownies 😩😩


Please stop scoring, otherwise you won't have any runs for tomorrow against Romero #Yankees #BlueJays #MLB


RT @TheTumblrPosts: This is why Charlie Sheen is an idol http://t.co/6ovXRtTxtN


Lmfao RT @NYDailyNews: The New York @Yankees have won 27 World Series titles – the most of all-time.


RT @WayneDupreeShow: Fear mongering by the left is dying. Wake up, who are you going 2 believe Charlie Rangel and Hussein or Mia Love and C…


“@ATrue_Cowboy: Truth about any distance for all you love birds out there! http://t.co/1Kqnw4LJ”


RT @CoIlegefessions: "My roommate is having sex and I'm eating Oreos. It's gonna be a great year!" - Kutztown University


@KenSuttling Not taking Franks advice and he ate the yellow snow.


@theejustinholt trash of the cowboys beat the redskins twice last year 😅


RT @RTGIFS: DOMINIQUE Made Larry bird do a 360 lmaooo http://t.co/Vs6e3Z0C2u


First jig of the night


What an amazing, proud day it was today for @NKOTB and #blockheads! Time for bed! Good knight!


@asiahh__ nah I replied to you like I did to literally everyone else who called it trash... Go and check if you don't believe me


Little things can just kill a negros mood man


Molly and Ellie need the teas, so #CafeShaw bound I go. Everyone else is off to Amsterdam I couldn't get time off so hey ho 8-)


Sources say that Charlie Crist is on the phone with Rick Scott as I type this to concede.


After Deztinis session we needed this lmao Jk girl good yob lol http://t.co/3spfhBBkVD


RT @Yankees: Time to bounce in the Bronx. #LetsGoYankees #Walkoff http://t.co/W5ATfRsLKK


Well Jay I guess if you wanna keep your house from burning down...the bird is the word yeah!!!! #jaymohrsports @jaymohr37


RT @ActuallyAmDolan: wen u look liek trash n sum1 complimentz u http://t.co/5AgYHBTFXh


RT @MichaelArenella: Shy girls are cute


@Pepper_Redbone @Yankees @Mets I miss NYC!! Nashville needs a pro AL team. The closest is KC or Tampa. That's pretty bad. The south is NL.


Nah Electric Fairy Tale seems cool but I'd rather buy some drugs with that money


@TheShoeBible @Steamed_Greens Them hoes are clean!


RT @MindOnSuccess_: My mother be on some trash man 😂 I ask her EVERYDAY, you need/ want some money? She say "Naw I'm good!" But come payday…


National Review calls #gay marriage 'lawlessness' http://t.co/QpTreDa6yv #oregon #tcot #gop #NOM #lol #teabaggers


RT @Vaeflare: ...Because sometimes you just need a moment to appreciate a noble guinea pig with steampunk dragon wings. http://t.co/SeRyx9v…


RT @jakeburnsmfc: @staycoolwheels @BloggerBoxing because hillbillies like sports to...


Beautiful Fairy Elegant Dress http://t.co/ouxWbYTUt6


RT @O_tunj: Dance monkey dance


@Buster_ESPN Sounds like they are holding back info.......Yankee shill


RT @ImaPlainJane: @SimplySoulful Uncle Charlie and nem lol


@TheAngryAfrican @Kiyxni i don't think he can beat Mayweather but he's far from trash. Unlike Floyd he actually put Maidana down.


@Swanny_9 where are the birds at? Wasn't it Port where birds were all over?


Note: Khorasan is the old Arabic name for parts of Iran, Afghanistan. Not an invention of modern Jihadis. #justsayin


RT @hoes: RT if you'd marry Scarlett Johansson http://t.co/KMoJDDIl7h


Get this monkey off my back...


there was a bird on the back balcony, dead. with sadness I reflected on the fragility of life, put him in a bag, and threw him in the trash.


I have to dress up tomorrow for mock interviews and I still don't know how to tie the tie 😒


@NYRKelsMads
You never survive in da colored hood


Homemade Soup is very good with vegetables on the side with crackers http://t.co/LiRwGwkdzE


My bf @iamthedannibal loves crows. Thought he might enjoy the last tweet!


RT @whisperdispatch: Charlie wearing the 'Don't Tread On Me' flag pin? Every Dem should show up in Congress in 2015 wearing that @ESQPoliti…


Boston's Jihadi Nest and Student Arm of the Muslim Brotherhood » Joe For America http://t.co/4IfJwoeSDR via @RealJTP


RT @_chocgirL: Rich homie and bird man gone be at mansion élan tonight 👀


@strawberrycoca ling ling krunkchip


@Charlie4927 Hi Charlie, have a great day


LOL at the Benghazi "hearings" that proved nothing other than Republicans only care about taking down PBO. #foxnews #teabaggers


30 mins for @natezoo919 n @greco_joel to pick out a trash can @ meijer....now do u guys understand why I took 3 shots before this trip


@Cay_JEN I didn't think you knew of a bird that couldn't be tamed. #cajuncharm


RT @TM__7: 😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁🙌🙌 RT @Lizzs_Lockeroom: Watching a bird poop on your car after you just got it washed http://t.co/k6AiIVU6Ph


I really want a sports star to get a pet monkey and name him Achilles.


One man's trash is another's Transformer → http://t.co/lpYNVqWXXx


All these afternoon groups are trash besides the Bubba, Keegs and Furyk group #TheMemorialTournament


Currently being hit with the jig. Word.


Polite, yet militant. #birds #notfeeding #stencil #army #typeface #font #ATeam http://t.co/gHnEnLmlJE


RT @ShamarGotHoes: J Cole ain't trash... Period.


@discordianslip I hope my fuzzy head doesnt tickle too much.


Where's the part where Fat Amy goes err wop wobn wefo? #thingspeoplesay @FatAmyPost


#Yankees I went to Golds with Cruz in 2010 when he was a Sound. No upper /lower body strength.. Hmm now 40 HR hitter. Won't say the S word.


@1Corinthians126 #HolySpirit God still share HIS #Secrets Amos 3:7 blessings #Jesus


“@trayn1gga: Charlie Strong WILL have Texas back as a power” better power of big 12 is anybody's now


I just want some Oreos & milk honestly. Just stop by the store & pick up some on your way back lol


From Jihadi streams: Rutba, Anbar Province, #Iraq http://t.co/K6j37J2sgL


Sebastian is high on cat nip rn


RT @TheFunnyVines: Crazy bird https://t.co/XuvE34qenH


Laat Zihni Ozdil met rust jullie gemene trollen, hoe durven jullie zijn mening in twijfel te nemen! Zijn zegje is wet en*kuch**kuch*. .water


.@AlyssSmithh @KeveeeD Yes indeed! Camels, ostriches and zebras! Sept. 5-7 http://t.co/X3Oapfm3e8 #VCCamelRaces


My arguement with she's the baddest white girl is "she's trash".Her argurment with she's trash is "But she's paid"....


RT @K1mb0Slyc3: Me too! “@WhatsAshirt: Defiantly going to see that new planet of the apes tonight”


RT @YahooFinance Two stocks to turn trash into cash http://t.co/MRmlxaCOXx


RT @ProBirdRights: i see you again didn't election bird for government, america. that okay. i guess i just take this free cookie for everyo…


RT @KatiePavlich: Charlie Crist doesn't have any more political parties to join, but he could become a spokesman for a fan company.


Praise thy lord for this season of beanies that is upon us


@luchadora41 so was slavery, prohibition and not letting women to vote... segregation jim crow laws.. etc etc i can do this all day lol


@kilmeade @foxandfriends don't you mean crowd not crows


@mayormcginn @usmayors @SenFeinstein White people need those weapons to defend themselves from the subhuman trash your sort unleashes on us.


PHILOSOPHY EXISTENTIALISM AND DEPTH and not trash pop

#MTVHottestLanaDelRey


@TeamSky yellow in paris! Fantastic effort from #AllezWiggo and #VroomFroome..now just the last stage up for grabs #GoCav #TDF12"


A pharaohs nd his angry bird http://t.co/jMC2eR32Ka


Peace my friend..Only Peace..I am not your enemy..Dont say that word again..Look at my Facebook wall..One of my best friends ever was a Moor


@eHarmoniee first second an third mistake...😂😂 i been hearing it wus trash tho...kinda wan give it a listen, kinda dont


@Param0nster_ you and me having Twitter bird shaped pancakes that would just be a start


RT @DannyTanner: highest score on flappy bird, cant be beat http://t.co/I2qgsWiPDC


Use to trap them birds now I'm fly like a birdddd


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★ http://t.co/K2iBFLgs4Z


.@Straatvogels [street birds]: Homeless People Twittering in Amsterdam http://t.co/WruoCdVkJt via @HuffPostImpact
⊕http://t.co/DJgs6rGdfV


Thinking bout those oysters at the gator bait tho😕


@TheMayorMatt the early bearded man gets the clam ? #herkfacts


@tarbetto. Find one where be beat Nathan Moons head into the ice too. Ol Andrew is straight trash as far as hockey.


@TheREALJB1RD Gotta get my superbowl shirt at the cleaners then we hitting the big bird.


@fangsbites @the506 Huge Yankee fan....enjoy http://t.co/tKM8l9Ty


Not ya grandma brownies, wink wink http://t.co/pZPI8RUQ4F