I told her too. I said "bri don't get in tweef with anyone because you're trash at it" and then she goes and tweefs with like 6 freshman


RT @JaworskiMeats: Winning Browns! #cle #clevelandfans #clevelandpride #clevelandbrowns #clevelandsports #browns #brownie… http://t.co/Gm4h…


Friendly advice to western reporters in Kobane: don't advertise your location. Jihadis are tracking u & consider u a high-prize target #ISIS


Bet Charlie Strong has contacted Ridley


Im in mickey ds and he gone ask for a double cheese burger wit no cheese!!! #FOH


"@metroadlib: colored contacts in your eyes?
blinders on mine.
cause i can't see you at all." Lmao


money hoes and clothes


RT @TheFakeESPN: Red Hot Chili Peppers with the longest nip-slip in Super Bowl Half Time Show history.


#tbt when i took my likkle monkey jimmys http://t.co/LIK3xpZ6eZ


RT @SSparklesDaily: The most beautiful women I've met have bruised souls, tired eyes, & quiet smiles. The survivors. The ones who know abo…


Am ghetto http://t.co/kgu2SePIQZ


#stateoftheunion would last 15mins if they let the President talk all that standing up clapping is for the birds


RT @ImHis_Treasure: For the last few weeks my name been cripple 😫♿


Damn those shiner rock those bud light platinum and that ciroc


RT @MobJoe: Word. And it don't make u a hoe RT @100granHman: It's okay to have sex on first date long as the feeling is mutual


#TBT love you forever ling ling 👳👲💘 @brittneycordova http://t.co/KEcfNjyrwE


I be jamming Skid Row,Kix,Cinderella,Damn Yankees,Bon Jovi,Def Leppard,Whitesnake,Extreme,Vinnie Vincent Invasion,Ratt,Scorpions etc


RT @kaseymizell: we may or may not be trash at taking pictures together http://t.co/bPJWl1aO2E


"@MaxMayo77: http://t.co/3Jk4kR44X3" a pissed lad past out. I would lick his dirty soles while he slept.


Someone come take these brownies away from me before I eat the whole pan!


@SVL305 but @leemcastro is not even a blogger. He doesn't have the moxy or credentials to do anything by himself and create a brand.


Tiny out here looking like an albino red nose pitbull from a dope boy's trap house.


Nipple banana monkey!


Am so high that birds and planes are my peers


Here we go brownies here we go! WOOF WOOF!


RT @BrandonTierney: Grinding! #Yankees


RT @OhSoDestinee: “@iDocLyfe: That 'Ouija' movie look like trash” its really good.


Dis nicca @DB_Scooch went in on dat "I Keep tryin"


It's stuff like this that makes black people look retarded. It's not expressing yourself its stupidity http://t.co/MxbGfPvICF


RT @Hokuboku: I like how I found out that you can now edit Facebook comments through a trending topic on Twitter. You think I'd hear abo ...


RT @JBilinovich: You may be redneck if you put steak seasoning on popcorn @weidie1211


@thejokerxo nah, they let French Montana spit trash at will


If ever sports seemed scripted , this ending to this Yankee game proved it


@paolo Like...Charlie Chan-style? (Never saw that, either.) Hmm...makes me think of the "Cockneys" in the Killzone series.


@Buckm00se @LEXXX_RUGER @ivanrabago_ the kikes want to charge you 💯 dollaz for the complete version http://t.co/ZJDLwiAjEo


How long after the redskins change their nsme will all memorabilia w/redskind name be deemef racist and therefore illegal? Any thoughts?


RT @GreenLanternJet: I was already 24 when Jeter arrived so I had plenty of #Yankees memories, but next year is going to be very odd indeed.


i think i need to watch dawn of the planet of the apes now...


RT @AprilStearns: RT @GN192 Far right hero and all-around RWNJ D'Souza took to twitter on Thanksgiving to mock Trayvon Martin, a murdered k…


@dxum7 Jordan's are trash


yea so about @N_tel 's new friend.. all my friends kno they're only allowed one cute darkie friend n that's me! lol


RT @yankee7kid: Who's to blame for the Yankees underperformance this year? The Umps? Management? The Ebola Outbreak?...How 'bout the player…


The African Goshawk (Accipiter tachiro) is a species of bird of prey in the Accipitridae family. fou http://t.co/t9xi8IWocs


RT @HoodsButtCrack: @vegebitemeash 10 brownie points for you


RT @amoz1939: drinking
to the last drop
washing teapot
#haiku #mijikai


RT @TheRoot: Don Lemon gets called an Uncle Tom, doesn't like it: http://t.co/eV4xgI5Pgc http://t.co/i6Xs8HCnrb


RT @BrandonTierney: Crooked number followed by shut down frame, love it. #Yankees


RT @YankeesWFAN: One scout said Prado is "first team most underrated." Gives the Yankees a 2b through 2016, could slide to 3b if needed too.


RT @joselopez222: Aurora is more ghetto then the bellos 😂😭


I always soprised dat I has mo while followers den colored


RT @UFGatorFamily: Incase any hillbillies try to roast... 🐊🐊 http://t.co/LJ168KTccp


RT @CHlLDHOODRUINER: iphone 6 is trash watch me glo up http://t.co/XYwPaslCoB


trash af


RT @audizzle: Quote of last night, @GinaGaus telling me to find her a curved stick and she'll make a crossbow to shoot a bird down


@jesslaw Ha! I'm actually going to see a Yankee game, as weird as it sounds. My uncle's house in NJ is an hour away.


Someone's mother called me a "handsome, buff, yellow thang" last night... my ego was temporarily elevated and @binniemouse was dying lol


Can't tell if Mexico has been impressive or if Brazil has just been trash today


RT @MELODICthunder: Nah, 2013 was trash RT @IshaboiBrandon: 2014 was so trash dawg


RT @Blessedyaszay: #IWantToPunchPeopleWho mock God


@mightyfar they need to stop picking up UFCs trash though and build up there own fighters more.


LMFAOOOOO BYE “@DatGuyBren: American sports trash. Soccer and Hockey the best sports.”


Haha, Yankees fans are bent out of shape about the Hu27le graphic


Its suppose to be yellow but we dont do yellow 🍍😈👿👿😈👿👿👿 http://t.co/y1hLiBjQmn


@MurdaaaMike @yfly23 wow I can put slit trophies against u in those


Cuz if it's trash I'm bashing it at saying he need to go back to jail


@TerryTGood @1DancingCrane The Moors used to give kids free lunch in the Bronx when I was a kid. Glad to see they are still doing good.


RT @Great_Bryt: Riff Raff is trash


@ToWherever yay im a whitey :3


All I want is cheesy bread and brownies 😋


"I'll slit your throat-neck" http://t.co/ChFFSDeDdd


RT @HEGS_com: What's that bright yellow thing the ref just showed to Martins Indi?! I can't remember seeing one of those before! #clubmetro


HOT #ISIS SOCIAL MEDIA PHOTO: Laughing Jihadis Get Baby To Kick Severed Head – ***warning, graphic*** http://t.co/XdpSzwj6sK #lnyhbt #tgdn


Thinking about the "boom boom boom waaay ho" video makes me laugh at least once a day.


RT @KathrynBruscoBk: Think #windturbines are bad for birds? Compare: http://t.co/FpOSfLdOXW via @BloombergNews http://t.co/Eh6I7dOjUz via …


auto tranny


RT @ohmyev: it's crazy. if a female cheats, it's so wrong. she's every type of hoe there is but if a guy cheats, there's all these justific…


RT @th3j35t3r: Prime suspect of #Foley murder is 23y/o British Jihadi who, wait for it ... "declared his allegiance to Anonymous'" http://t…


Reaaallly wish I had more milk for Oreos. Lol


RT @Garvey_B: New sign up at mong kok protest site says: "fight for democracy and oppose the communists to have a future" http://t.co/w2pOn…


Charlie Sheen never disappoints.


@YessMe_SHAY I want my poms back lmfao


Norwalk ghetto af lol all of a sudden everyone a dodger and raider fan


RT @ceut: BushCo used to publicly trash ex-officials who wrote books - Snow, O'Neill, etc. Bet we won't hear PBO trashing Gates... #morning…


@gifs http://t.co/J1PWlaeRCu (via @teapot)


Overripe eggplants are not good eats. #UNCLEtweet


Foto: imapython: bieg: albino sea turtle i think u mean soul of the ocean http://t.co/vYmiTsNCEn


RT @DalaiLamaPosts: Even though a bird can fly, it must land on earth.


@KellyOsbourne do u still have ur blk. pom?


@chucktodd @meetthepress he was walking & 3 little birds pitch by his doorstep. Singing sweet songs of melodies pure & true. Saying ...


RT @Henry_3k: When I was little I remember laying horrified in bed as hand puppets held a mock trial convicting me of putting my hand up th…


That crow has socks


Can't find my BC powder .. I'll just chug this children's Advil


Lakers are a purple and yellow garbage can


@FletcherMassie @TelcoAg @rcb05 Go back to mutt, Rev I style. Of course, that would necessitate running over a dog and adopting it.


“@CRYaboutitNIGGA: I get paid too chill.” Share the wealth Lil nicca


@TheIronPony You rebel. Next you'll be ripping mattress tags off. It's a slippery slope.


RT @SoccerGrlProbs: Germany's like....Next goal has to be a header. Then next goal after that has to be a diving header. Let's play monkey …


RT @dsrtvet: @FoxNews @tjoy7 And I don't have any confidence NONWHATSOEVER in you Barack! You're the sole reason why this country is in thi…


Hold all your ghetto labeled and endorsed vodka brands, you can rum me silly any day.

#ShiverMeTimbers


RT @Allan_Son: I got gatorades, Twinkies, rice puddings, Pringles, and cookies 😍😫


First "#tbt" best and drunkest Yankees game ever #wheresColman #everclear http://t.co/pKnLCylu


I rescued a baby bird 🐣 http://t.co/Ad7yy4CuQt


RT @Colinfreeze: ISIS Supporters in America: The Jihadis Next Door http://t.co/aiMV7GiB24 @mlnestel @vocativ http://t.co/ajUAU5YwIv


"@complex_uk: Ashley Young has tried to deny that bird s*** landed in his mouth ---> http://t.co/mlr5eWgonK https://t.co/AvCHFj7reM" hahaha


not fun @DPD_UK when you have braxton hicks and cramps regularly from moving around. You try it!


dblite works like a charm in OpenWrt Arduino Yun with full test coverage. The gyp version would rarely made in there https://t.co/4JRj1Ezc1S


Can we revisit @ChairmanL's idea of two teams of @Yankees playing against each other? I would like to see a game every now & then.


Oscar Taveras went yardie in his 2nd career MLB at bat. What a stud.


You're like a lucky leprechaun with a charmed day on your hand... More for Gemini http://t.co/2nx6NlOxOe


@BookoutBj That's ghetto for super duper! It's the current generations best complement.


Ghetto bird can't fly away from my hood


RT @TheDiLLon1: Y'all not gonna trash Spirit airlines. I travel w/ them all the time. They even let me fly the plane 4 times. They don't mi…


@Hovaa_ what about yellow spots?


@LilBTheBiggsGod @Abbey_Kirkland two birds with one stone Biggs.


RT @ESPNNFL: For the 1st time in the Tom Brady era, the Patriots are in sole possession of last place in the AFC East http://t.co/zMkwGNzOCT


RT @reidk_97: Flappy bird is dusty


RT @FoxNews: #FoxNews projects that Wyoming Senator Mike Enzi will defeat Democratic challenger Charlie Hardy. #Election2014


RT @arlingtondems: Hey Arlington Democrats! For you early birds, join us @BusboysAndPoets tomorrow. It's the Second Saturday of April. http…


@RubyFakhoury @Nyquil_Dreams @guynamedjordan lets not forget the fact that everyone and their mother has yellow fever


Moral to the story: If you like the Yanks, I'll pretty much do anything you tell me to do.


Today's Spy Ops: (His soles need a cleaning lick lick. I bet this cuties sneaks smell good) http://t.co/c7Hj3DvNgp


I am a Yankee by birth, and lived much of my life in north. I see no diff in level of racism @frendafox @melinwy @NoahCRothman


@NYRKelsMads @davidortiz @BarackObama
I likes da Yankees


wondertrade is the best pokemon feature ever. i just got a level 27 japanese wobbuffet for a level 4 beginning area trash pokemon


RT @D_Sidbury_: “@lookwhogotit: All of Kate Upton's leaked nudes today & more 😍

⬇
http://t.co/BW7ldA56mI http://t.co/sWztntfdGn” bitch lo…


Is Hillary the ‘dodo bird’ candidate? http://t.co/YfUbgwQ4tw via @worldnetdaily


guess I will mess with it later! not sure what else to do! maybe trash it! lol!!! not yet maybe after I when the lottery!


@CBSThisMorning @NorahODonnell tx trash you know trouble w ACA is in GOP gov states but like @60 @LaraLogan_News you report lies anyway


I went to see This is Where I Leave You, at a movie theater with tables and real food! It was fun. I ordered a brownie dessert. :P


I want a slope job so I can get away from everything and be by myself for two weeks. I hate being around people unless they are my friends.


RT @inmysexdreams: I love black shoes cause I can match them with anything but I also need some colored shoes


RT @HuhWhatsACondom: This would never happen at a "non-colored" award show @BETAwards http://t.co/rUJNu1l7t8


Got chunky marmalade today of a greatful customer for my service over the past 2 yrs #PostieTweet #ServiceMatters http://t.co/pSEnGvyxrw


RT @goddesslaney: @lajouetreine if you give that statement any thought at all you will realize it makes no sense. At all. Please, think abo…


For those wondering why DHS was buying up all the ammo, now you know. Once the Charlie Manson er, @BarackObama race war starts its on #POTUS


RT @JeneBramel: Clever. RT @LanceMcAlister: Watch Burfict make the hit and then mock officials by throwing a flag on himself. https://t.co/…


Confusing circumstances seem to get in the way of your high ho... More for Virgo http://t.co/nrAAI6dhVx


“@BestOfAds: Rape? Cannibalism? You Won't Recognize The Original Versions Of These Fairy Tales http://t.co/PrnJ8EFAoi” man wtf


Re: Alexander Skarsgard, my roommate has declared: "He's a sexy albino lizard. i dont know how that's sexy, but it kinda is."


Delusional #teabagger thinks he can stop #gay marriage in #Wisconsin http://t.co/Sp6o6vOyDw #lgbt #teaparty #gaymarriage #ssm


WashPost Describes Charlie Crist's Bizarre Obsession With Fan Between Legs To Stop Sweat When Asked/Answering Questions! DoG


RT @Iaughatmypain: My anaconda don't 🙅
My anaconda don't ✋
My anaconda don't 🚫

👏 Want
👏 None
👏 Unless
👏 You
👏 Got

🍞🍞🍞 Bunz 🍞🍞🍞

💁Hun


RT @mjxcx: Teachers trying to pronounce ghetto names on the 1st day of school.... https://t.co/8CjuAVL3Ct


lmao I s2g having roots with yellow/white hair makes it look so dirty I'm 😷 http://t.co/SqbYdUiZr8


lol they replaced the big yellow chicken with Homer


@RichardEngel ugh..and lemme guess they have yellow cake too? Heard this story before..


I'd rather hear Neal DeGrasse Tyson tell me about scientific mistakes in their assumptions than some WASP... http://t.co/tLec4vKUYd


#RadioFreeNorthwest 218
Covington reads responses & mocks FBI, Andy on Real Politics, Liv on her awakening, Gretchen
http://t.co/t9JyhAncPR


Suddenlink is trash. Y'all know how important Bubble Guppies is to our day?


@SugarShai2 youtube bear vs monkey bike race!


~~Ruffled | Ntac Eileen Dahlia - Beautiful color combination of pink, orange, yellow & white. A Coll http://t.co/H0dYEBvnZB


RT @DreCordero: Always interesting to see people who trash La Liga react to products of La Liga on Premier League clubs.


directions: let bird chill in sink for 30 minutesme: ok http://t.co/TxU9NMwQha


Parodies of Jihadi songs - more effective than asinine "Muslims should condemn" http://t.co/M6cNV3YsmV #HumorIsAWeapon


RT @Duke27_: Mistakes are showing up late for work, running red lights, or even forgetting 2 take the trash out. This here ain't 1 http://t…


RT @ThePoke: This crow in Aberdeen just won at photobombing (pic by Steve Black] - via @DailyMirror http://t.co/qDcLxyjOCt


I ate a monkey. #AndNowIHaveEbola


RT @TedNugent: Gun control talks with gunrunning Eric Holder on board. We r the planet of the apes


.@HoppyKercheval Could you just play 2 minutes of the Charlie Brown "wah wah wah" adult sound effect instead?


Cavs trash too


Morning trash http://t.co/xba6WWVO7m


A homeless dog living in a trash pile gets rescued, and then does something amazing! Please share. http://t.co/SzpStdxmn6 via @youtube


If you enjoy hunting for sport, then you're trash. If you hunt for food, you deserve to starve.


I love jigg jigg😂


RT @Ketamine_Stalin: IF A SINGLE WASP COULD READ THESE #WaspFacts TWEETS THERE COULD BE A PEACE TREATY BETWEEN WASPS AND MAN BUT WASPS ARE …


Remember that fear is there to guide you, not cripple you.


Fairy tale world lmao


RT @Dodgers: "Gracias por jugar con el corazon, ahora a ganarle a los Yankees." -@TommyLasorda http://t.co/3FYTvuzNZB


I don’t talk trash regarding sports.


(con't) Also provide colored stickers to place on the nametags so that members can indicate their preferred pronouns.


@carpedehope not if you're standing in btw the yellow lines


Nature's majesty is beautiful! *melts butter* RT @AP: PHOTO: Rare blue-colored red king crab caught in Alaska waters: http://t.co/Ia5kFoU2B3


@juniorshabidoo also Nack which autocorrect changed so I'm putting my phone in the trash and going to sleep


Photo check for background spooks. http://t.co/Hx1wghJAzy


@SteveWorks4You you havent evolved as a human being. Typical meathead redneck. I pity you. You dont know what freedom is about......


RT @hollyrpeete: #FarewellCaptain "@espn: What a way for Derek Jeter to close his Yankee Stadium career."


#Yankees I ain't complaining about the Royals win or lose game7. They showed heart. AL ride or die! No flex zone. They earned it!


loves how Day Timers always come with coloured maps and distance charts. It makes me feel far more important then I actually am.


DEREK JETER clap clap clapclapclap #Yankees


RT @JOscarJr: @paullemat Happy Birthday! Take a spin in that yellow coupe... #shutemdown http://t.co/xGy7gIGOn8


If you've ever been to drunk to fish, you might be a redneck


RT @MetalHammer: Are you in London this evening?
Well ex-Iron Maiden member, Tony Moor, will be busking outside Balham train station from …


RT @PzFeed: Diplomatic trolling: Russian embassy mocks NATO's satellite pictures http://t.co/xklXbYxZbG


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★/ http://t.co/ydZYr4dVS4


The early bird takes a nap before noon.


@ThatGuyNorman @migue_pantoja trash


@WORSTRAPLYRlCS Everything Jay-Z writes is trash.


@BryanStars ATL, BVB, SWS, PTV, THE RELAPSE SYMPHONY, SET IT OFF, FAREWELL, MY LOVE, MAYDAY PARADE, FOB, PARAMORE, etc


ISIS Supporters in America: The Jihadis Next Door http://t.co/u0YHWkD34c http://t.co/0XHPbRL9EQ


@ofhdirector Everybody, look at this bird-killing wind mill lover. ;-)


RT @Garin: "A day without laughter is a day wasted."

~Charlie Chaplin


@elchavaloko @Buckm00se yeah sorry monkey team just keeps kicking ppl, waiting for muh pizza


@KHShan @VictorB123 Oh but those last few that did.. Charlie, Wilma, Jeanne...


Did the Italian bird just call Janet a calzone? #UNCLEtweet


RT @renz360: Got receipt ink on your soles? no problem. http://t.co/xYA7aLDUhU


Me and this song bird sang in the same HS gospel choir!! http://t.co/aJ5HwhpRwc


<-- nudes are trash


RT @AnnTelnaes: Halloween candy corn bird http://t.co/kTNbyuTYKw


@StunningStina their tortillas are trash though.


Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich http://t.co/RM0KsY99Bc"


When this test is over today I'm making a pan of brownies. I'm going to lay in bed all day & eat them until my heart is content. 😌


New show announced in Lutsen, MN at Papa Charlies on December 11, 2010 http://artistdata.com/a/2oy4


Weird frosted colored lipgloss is weird...


I have never actually seen a yellow duck.


RT @drizzyswerve96: @0kkaren it looks like he's wearing a trash bag


Aren't these little border jumpers supposed to be in school


RT @Macbeth870: #bowebergdahl There hasn't been a trade this lopsided since Babe Ruth was traded to the Yankees for "No No Nanette" cash.


@StarbucksSanae Are you sure about that, slant? They're plagiarists, and you have no idea who I am.


@ennuitimes clever monkey!


Let's cripple the vanity industry. How? Actually start liking who we are, and how we look.


“@WillyC14_: “@urbie_6: #SingleBecause ill find a cute hoosier to date next year 😏” @Tgold32” @connorbradley


@mr_republicann chik fil a. hipotle is trash and taco bell will give you the runs


Diabetes galore 😂😂😂😂😂 RT @TIME: Colorado health officials recommend pot brownie ban http://t.co/Z59oy20TMp


RT @dan_danovskis: “@FlappyBprob: If you're playing flappy bird: 1-800-273-8255 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. RT to save lives” @r…


@KateWhineHall I starting laughing "worked out"...not b/c I think its funny that you work...
*throws phone in trash over butchered subtweet


RT @RobertCDick: Protest climate change, leaves trash behind. #VotingMatters


RT @PatVPeters: Texas ranchers: Terrorists reportedly caught at border; feds clam up http://t.co/1vynD9zbpH


"@SportsCenter: Eli Manning just threw his NFL-leading 27th interception of the season." Lmao trash


RT @vinehumor: Flappy bird is taking over my life. I can hear the bird crashing every time something goes wrong. https://t.co/kuLDr4mabp


A random am scroll lands me here...RT @HarryRelloFonte Charlie horses durin sex just simply means you didn't drink enough water that day


I just whipped up these #homemade #pickled #eggs while home being a cripple... Made with #garlic… http://t.co/0xKFnW3luF


I just might buy myself an A-Rod jersey #NewYork #Yankees #MLB


RT @gab_mccarthy: @rosestokoe @JuliaMarie892 @_suline @violetethompson @CAmatuzzo but then there's the yellow writing on the black jerse ...


I still can't understand why we don't dump our trash in the ocean. it's pretty big and it'd surely be cheaper than launching it into space.


I learnt about birds as a child. Best time to learn @BBCRadio2


@Boobah_ they trash


RT @jamiedupree: Vice President Biden & his wife are in Florida today to stump for Democrat Charlie Crist in his bid for Governor


“@iamkrause: All I see in every #IfTheyGunnedMeDown tweet... http://t.co/XWmkac1Aw6”
Dis be like da colored Brady Bunch


@EricBaetsle your a greaser


Wow, Charlie Strong is cleaning house. Might be upwards of 10 released before he is done. @Evan_P_Grant


1) RT @naeluckyass: @ILoveBigTracy @Therealalonig no I'm not crossed eyed, I'm albino. Can't control that


@THEHermanCain @redskins I'm not a liberal & I support changing the name. It transcends standard political grandstanding.


So you don't want to see the true life story of American heroes, Bizzy, Lazy, Krayzie & Wish... you wanna watch hillbillies shoot pumpkins


@eonline @KimKardashian @kanyewest mr. and mrs trash


on the first day of school, my backpack had no paper and no books. all it had were 4 granola bars, a brownie, and a bag of cookies.


Bags Bags that's that bag money trash bag black and it's filled up with money


#mt browngal #gouache #monkey #tiki http://t.co/kFhj8lWhbs


My Hawaiian thought of the day, No Aloha for muzzie pigs, EVER!


RT @michellemalkin: In which I refresh dhimmi Seattle mayor Ed Murray's poor memory of city's long history as a jihadi breeding ground==> h…


Charlie Crist wins Democratic primary in Florida governor's race, AP projects http://t.co/Gy9uRBtQ1q via @WSJ


Panda Express is so trash but I wanted Chinese and didn't feel like gettin out the car


Early bird catches the worm 👊


shout out to pullz cuz I kno if I was trash he would have kept it a buck... I swear he had every I made jus cuz n actually bump dem too


Someone should explain to Blake griffin that talking trash to an opposing 3rd string is unbecoming, even amongst clippers.


RT @samknight1: @EliLake @saletan @JeffreyGoldberg Yeah I know it's Jeff's book. The one where he admits to beating prisoners and lying abo…


@FattyyTooRaw well Ontario is like kind of a dump now that the ghetto moved here since its cheaper to live here so.. 😂


RT @OutTheOrdinary1: @P0WERS_ @eGoaTizM @Blaztful powers U don't go outside ur tanks been on full for 2 months U anti social monkey


Man, that is a serious shiner Chara's sporting. Yowza.


Permanent slit in my eyebrow from when I tumbled down the bleachers when I was little.... I stayed in the ER


Tonight starts the road the Super Bowl for the @Browns! Here we go brownies here we go! WOOF WOOF #Browns2014Draft


The Perfect Gift for the Jihadi on Your Shopping List http://t.co/YbcsutdGMw http://t.co/nNwums32b4


Madea and this old hillbilly are hilarious together.


I don't own any #Onslaught on #Vinyl I may have to get one now. Their new Lp is available in army green coloured vinyl


RT @hiteshrangra: Sonia never criticises @ArvindKejriwal . Kejriwal, who trashes every other leader, never criticises Sonia. Touching. #YoK…


The value of Abu Qutada’s statement is that his credentials in Jihadi circles are impeccable. He’s facing trial on terrorism charges.


@politicsofamy Whoa easy Amy, don't slag the Canucks too much with such a generalization


@DarthMaverick7 @Xcntrik @religulous @chrispyosh Rather than believe that there was a man who was the very definition of good, u mock it.


RT @Matty_Kem: My favorite shark is megaldon, my least favorite is a mud shark. They are the worst


@Liveitupjersey @ccass357 don't trash Jersey...ODDS ARE..YOU WOULDN'T LAST 10 MINUTES AROUND HERE!
Go back to watching BARNEY!


I can't play flappy bird. It makes me angry.


You're standing on a slippery slope where it's all too easy to... More for Libra http://t.co/7THsA7v26i


Tomorrow's agenda: bake brownies & visit a couple open house.


@ToddIrwin1 NFL... Forgetabout they got until February. It's the pennant race. Let's Go Yanks.


RT @mikeimbriano: @briiixo Donnas taxes are gonna go up.#moulinyan#lol.


I just saw a man have a actual conversation with his bird haha


RT @IWILLSTILLRISE: If you not gator you gator bait #gatornation


Lethal bird flu cocktail sent out of lab accidentally went unreported – CDC http://t.co/MO2m6q3xTt


RT @Kicks_AndTits23: Lewis so trash lmao


Chaber Books: BRAGADAYJAH 24 http://t.co/bTMLYNNKZp: Nimrod the Cushite, first king of the earth. See Bragadayjah 24


Dad called me a border hopper


@MissStef0318 @_MariaPetrova teabaggers weakening food and environmental regulations is infinitely more scary and lethal than terrorism.


@LeonCountryBwoy your a big yute to be having slits in your brows my darg lol drop it out


RT @A_single_bear: How would I look if I had feathers instead of fur? Would I be able to eat from a bird feeder without getting judging gla…


RT @TheMichaelRock: *answers phone*

Coworker: There's a dead bird outside.

Me: Wanna split it?

CW: What?

Me: Sorry, finders keepers, ri…


Y'all sleep on Shy Glizzy 😴 Young Jefe😈


I hate that wee boy wae the squinty eyes in the game of thrones. #Suchaprick #hopehegetskilled


Monkey see monkey do really Abu


#Yankees wasted Nuñez's season #rays #mlb


Poor Henry, he's supporting the right 2/3 of you guys all on his gut! Don't hurt it, Charlie... (@lizziecuevas)http://yfrog.com/h300cwrj


@aj2amazing Obispo ho. We'll do it big


She's just mad cuz her big toe looks like an angry bird! Haha


nope RT @DerekIsNormal: Just ordered Domino's. Am I trash?


Bruh... @theofficialeg10 soo trash....


@TheGamecubeGuy any more birds in school?


RT @SneakerPics23: Oreo 6's http://t.co/Jx9DD9oahY


If i wasn't a Yankee fan i probably would be a SF Giants fan LOL


RT @FilmFatale_NYC: Wow, he basically just told his daughter "I want some mocha colored grandbabies!" #HTGAWM


RT @Seinfeld2000: Uncle leo find iWatch in trash can http://t.co/T7GCSMCYLB


Saw 5 pick up a dime off the floor with her toes. Apparently my "monkey toes" gene is strong with that one.


The beautiful Fairy Pools near Glenbrittle on the Isle of Skye, Scotland http://t.co/cyi6xSvn97


RT @AP: Lifelong Yankee fan puts aside rooting interest and returns lost Red Sox World Series ring to rightful owner: http://t.co/GDLcpWDNoo


Big Red and fat squaw ...lol my hubby is so funny!! #insidejoke


@NFLonFOX Random thought - If a bird crossing the path of a FG try were impacted by ball causing it to deflect off course. Re-kick or miss?


#gouache #inktober #oldpainting #mt #tiki #wahine #surf #monkey #bright #happysunday #peace wishing… http://t.co/l73hiK0IZ8


Slack jawed yokel husband http://t.co/VE1PWFrz9t


"@RachieSoul: @DizzleOfficial inna di ghetto!!!" You alone lmaoo


RT @kevinkoski: If Jeremy Lin dunked on Lebron in a Yankees cap, and then celebrated by Tebowing in front of Brett Favre, would ESPN exp ...


Twice divorced teabagger Florida Attorney General says marriage is reserved for 'stable, enduring family units' http://t.co/Wafg8EYYGM


Whoo? A new attraction in Virginia City, birds of prey. Meet this owl famous for his role in Harry Potter. http://t.co/1NFSh5sCcR


RT @SpongebobMemory: The sash ringing..the trash singing..mash flinging....the flash stringing...ringing....THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! http…


i dont think women should wear flesh tone colored pants... lol


@TheRyanAdams word, bird


"@SportsCenter: USC senior RB Anthony Brown calls head coach Steve Sarkisian a racist and quits team. » http://t.co/JOOsdSubIR" he's a bitch


Or "don't vote for the cripple" amirite? bigot MT @DawnnaDukes: Vote #VoteWendyDavis for Governor of Texas. http://t.co/LnAeW8CCoD


RT @Factsionary: Pink "albino" dolphins are extremely rare but do exist in the wild. http://t.co/gWyLpgC9lP


The redskins just begging to lose this game smh


Yellow jackets at gas station trash cans are THE worst


There should be a side trip into DC to Charlie Palmers during CPAC @SHannitysHair @TheFriddle @Glock4Piper @alleygirl2409


I think I'll have salad bar for lunch today. Gotta make up for the birthday brownies somehow... #LastHurrahThenDietStarts


RT @DaCoolestLame: Yo BCU band made UCF band look like trash


RT @ZekeJMiller: RT @MarcACaputo: "I've met few people in politics that I disrespect more than Charlie Crist," --Rudy Giuliani


@vernon1488 this is my female grand champion Jesse. She heard a bird outside. http://t.co/1OINieeJ9c


RT @juliebenz: I drink unicorn tears... RT @thecarnage07: @juliebenz And they say blondes don't age well :) You look like you're 20 :) ho…


@McLaffyTaffy "The Yankees of football" was the funniest part of your latest video. Sincerely, all of Pittsburgh.


RT @iLLmak3Ufamous: Touch my swag. Wish you could. RT “@VizyIsIgnant: I LOOK FLY. I LOOK GOOD. RT @Wisdom_Stature: On my momma.... On my ho…


Been Huntin hard and finally nailed her. Best wedding koozie I've ever seen. #redneck http://t.co/D6SBSYaNN2


"How about we draft all those gung-ho folks and send them to Afghanistan or other war zones so they can show their... http://t.co/sR1zceHx


@beth4158 no steak here either. No hurry on brownies. Just that picture u posted made me all but drool on my phone. :)


Pm is u use any of the words I use (ex. Sweg,pm,yid,nid) we're dating


RT @FunnyOGtweets: When rednecks fool around with the aux cord http://t.co/Tyzuro7qR5


RT @BasedPaco: The NFL is very equal this season everybody showed glimpses of being trash


@SamTrap84 in this world we don't spank the monkey the monkey spanks us.


@NYRKelsMads
I gots to be bein colored and all


Charlie xcx is bae


RT @BleacherReport: VIDEO: Derek Jeter hits a walk-off single on his final at-bat at Yankee Stadium http://t.co/jM4biAGXU8 http://t.co/3cIJ…


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/TQS3wPA6O7


God people can be so mean. This Asian guy held the door for these girls and they said they were surprised he could see it with his slant eye


I wanna go to a trash talk concert


I live for two-bite brownies


@Cee_Murda94 yellow fin


@KellenDaniel along with the French blue and Buggs bunny VIIs, and the Oreo IVs. @LaJethroJenkins


U serious bro?? lol RT @CheezMoeJenkinz 2-3:10am early bird special


“@Ashton5SOS: An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow pock-a-dot bikini” Polk Ashton. Polk


#IndigenousPeoplesDay .........right. Because these #redskins had a lot of #queens, right? nomg. #sofunny


WIB plays next Fri (5-16-14)at the Silverdome Ballroom(21+) in Neillsville,WI with Charlie Parr & Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank! Tickets 15$


RT @ItsFoodPorn: Oreo Ice Cream Cake http://t.co/Qpde1L6zAi


I like the Yankees toinight -107 http://t.co/J4rhaMBu


@KenSuttling @amhistorymuseum @Yankees He now resides on the Mantle piece.


Enjoying the eccentricity of @RayEvernham's AmeriCarna. Charlie Daniels appearances in two of the three episodes I have watched.


One mans trash is another mans treasure


RT @TheDrunkStory: "My bro made out with an ugly chick at a festival while drunk so now he's known as Larry bird because he hits "threes"" …


@_Lakers4Life24 Tracy Morgan is a sad comparison..... Come on try again, Dwight Howard is the most accurate. Stupid monkey.


Who'd have thought my redneck husband would claim the hipster glasses? http://t.co/Vv6MzpQ4ju


Just posted a photo @ Yankee Stadium http://t.co/yFLU32Xh


The Office, fuzzy socks, and my favorite blanket is literally all I need in life rn


@GregHillWAAF New show:Thursdays with Jinxy broadcast from the moon it's made of chunky blue cheese you know


@BolandDrummer I have never once in my life been to a 'coffee shop' like Starbucks. I am a hick though.


RT @BigMac6374: I don't like the weather right now it's scaring me lol why is it yellow?


the birds out tonight


The Met Office has issued an amber warning of snow,at least it's not a warning of amber snow.Posh word for yellow.


random running dogs in the ghetto


Many people claiming slippery slope is now absolute are same ones who said slippery slope is an argument for the paranoid delusional. #tcot


@YungCofGOA @12YearsAHaitian need to start mcbob because Williams only shoot let him play with bird


@monicawarren16 #pumprules is on bravo...quality trash


RT @HitmanHolla: RT @AYEVERB: OK I'm watching mook vs lux....neither of them was good... But mook won 3-0 ..this wasn't CLOSE to me vs hitm…


“@MomMeMustHaves: MMMH Daily is out! http://t.co/bPtRtXcel0 Stories via @KristinCruz” @ExMoShow #yellow is IN! & @romyraves luv the bling!


@AllieLexiLove I like them dark, light, Carmel, white, red, tan, yellow, blue, purple, green. It doesnt matter what color they are


Khloee's new backpack that we colored last night! 🎨 http://t.co/tYndjCsq


Keep those away frm Charlie Day RT @JhonenV: Just once in my life I'd like for someone's favorite part of my body to be my disgusting knees.


@gerfingerpoken2 His job as US Prez, to protect us is throw in trash..Ebola ER at our cost Daniel, both money & lives! DoG


@slayerific13 @brenda_skelton @daisymcgarr I don't hunt birds unless you count shooting dove out of season off my power line with a bb gun


Dress shirt, saggy jeans, backwards Yankee hat now that's lifting swag


top layer trash.


Jihadi streams: British #ISIS fighter identified as Abu Abdurahman Al Britani killed in action. http://t.co/Ksowd8rRCk


Can I double stuff your Oreo?


My Twitter app is poo trash.


@TheGamecubeGuy I liked the day a bird got in your classroom.


RT @tolkienproverb: Fairy tale does not deny the existence of sorrow and failure...


jig levitating RT @mashable: Samsung made fun of #Bendgate. Now the Galaxy Note 4 fails, too. http://t.co/aJFlpcj7yR http://t.co/aSVspIQXmH


Why would you think Common is trash? Tf


Brown is a color so my eyes are colored


@PrinceDemitri @TheWeek @russlljones Typical Hitchens type atheist and was watching a doc on how hollywood hates god, ready to mock it.


Sore Loser Charlie Crist Won’t Give Concession Speech, Calls For Recount http://t.co/MVhecTyUYs #tcot #pjnet


This whole game, I've been trying to figure out why the Dutch are wearing yellow. SMH.


I'm not big on the "Uncle Tom" slur anyway, but can we at least reserve it for those who earn it, not just those who dare to not vote Dem?


Stafford trash without Megatron #fantasyfootballproblems


RT @TheStrangeLog: Nerf the hell out of birds, they no longer attack you at long range, lower damage, don’t follow you forever.


RT @SportsCenter: Derek Jeter gets it done! J.J. Hardy commits error on slow grounder, and 2 runs score. Yankees take 4-2 lead in 7th innin…


So we are not even two full games into the season, and the fairweather whining is already in full effect? #Yankees


RT @Kap12284: Week from Thursday might be the last #Yankees game to look forward to in a while. If nothing else Jeter deserves that night …


@ChickenColeman if McCoy wasn't trash that's a TD


@TylerCarboner hey I'll leave Abbey too! Oh if I get a job on the slope I might move back! Cause id lose out on lots of money buying tickets


Now infuriated Jihadis are putting out murder requests on #Saudi fighter pilots who participated in the bombings in #Syria #ISIS


A light, tender yellow butter cake with a classic boiled icing, traditionally made from burnt sugar http://t.co/XPQKTlTNkH


RT @foodbibIe: Oreo Cheesecake http://t.co/yW299XjzB2


#TRUTH RT @notashley: David is the Charlie Brown of #Scandal


Rams too "@GnarlsDarkley: Lakers as a whole is trash RT @80sbaby4life: Jordan Hill is trash. Play Davis and Randle more"


Jihadis betting on public protests in Britain to force UK gov out of the anti-ISIS coalition http://t.co/5gJSmrfzWJ


RT @davidcomanhidy: It is well known that @centerplate supports cruelty to birds. #saveanimals-sign this petition: http://t.co/t07KZ5myEv h…


Speaking of ford and garland, I need to get my sub from there. And a job application. Lol killin 2 birds with one stone!! #merica


Meet India’s amazing, death-defying monkey king → http://t.co/dGcmLFSIrh http://t.co/VYw3FsWwdv


Thanks @delaney_jade for coming with me last night because it's ghetto and no one else could of handled it! #Summer2014


walking dead gonna be so trash this season


“@Deuce1990: What will the Lakers be after kobe” trash


RT @pekholt: Raven Symone's hair be like, "I'm not colored, I'm American." http://t.co/mkx0d4bh2Q


@CruzanChoklate look at you with yellow fever.


Sitting alone watching White Chicks, no pants, fuzzy blankets, tea || turn up


AND #NorthKorea called #Barack a monkey. LOL!
RT!
*If the shoe fits! 'Cause it sure looks like he married one!
http://t.co/F0pGDalfaA”


@SSickStory Lester tried to eat your bird


@basedgvbe trash


Looks as if Federal Gun Laws to be proposed this week lack #AWB. Hope the #media and #antigun crowd choke on crow.


RT @DomWorldPeace: Teixeira on point tonight. #Yankees


RT @_VibeWithMe_: doing someone wrong for the sole reason that they did you wrong will only bring more negative karma & energy into your li…


I'm an 18 year old gay driving through the back roads of redneck Virginia blasting Cheetah Girls. If that doesn't scream sitcom, what does?


Thanks Charlie @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @PattiSM74 @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado


@HeatherEliseP and plus, it's trash talk. You should know that especially with ole miss.


RT @_JocelynB: Yu hoes just love to pump fake bout y'all lives on these social networks


When you colored every day is Sunday


@mtmcly he will need monkey bars on his tricycle


RT @KarinaCasallas: LMFAO OH NAH SHE KEEP IT THREE HUNNA"@catoxx3: @DJZeeti twitpic a selfie if u a ho http://t.co/j4RuNFZrtX"


Shades of Eric Chavez's past gold glove! #Yankees #Oakland


RT @FoodPornsx: Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie n' Oreo Fudge Brownie Bar http://t.co/7YvXiJmmcp


RT @T_Mart88: Jaheim, Donell Jones, Lyfe Jennings, Ginuwine, Charlie Wilson, Dru Hill, NEXT, Jodeci, Tyrese and etc ...... bring THAT type …


From the ESPN Yankees game recap: "the sellout crowd braved 61-degree temperatures." LOL What??? That's not weather you struggle through.


A MESSAGE FOR ALL OF HUMANITY ~ Charlie Chaplin @mobengalfan @DISL_Automatic @mikehoho http://t.co/itDIRcNt7y


@JamieWinn4 that's "energy" the City is "Electric" gotta go to Yankees Stadium, When they are winning. It is truly "electrifying"


Jihadis are running a claim that the King of #Saudi Arabia died two days ago. Must be the bombs falling on em that r making em hallucinate.


RT @DonnieWahlberg: On set of #BlueBloods. Hoping there are no birds perched above me... http://t.co/oDhq52QiLe


@HAUNTINGILINSKY @sorryimalex Bc @taylorcaniff is trash why would he lie about that? I told you he's real


RT @elleeebeee: flappy bird make me just smash my phone into my face


“@A_Brown_30: Frogger, best game ever” only cuz You suck at flappy bird


@thereal_EMandM texans d/st won't play the redskins again this year...


@EmmaLouisaSuttl Hit the clam chowder.Thanks for the wishes and the card


RT @KxRxSxB: Sometimes I turn my phone on loud to tweet just to hear the bird chirp. #TrueStory #TeamiPhone


RT @NFLTalkRT: RT if your team is trash


@RetroReasoning I think most RPGs are for the birds. I ain't no bird brain yo


If I ever committ a crime, you can cite LVL as being the sole influence.


There's someone riding around the Robinson Walmart in a lawn mower. With ghetto headlights added. #reallife


“@AntiGlib: RT @nateyfu123: #Yankees Michael Pineda in his next start.. http://t.co/Zb1zWN0jet” @954Nole


I done been to the top, I done sipped the juice/ and with that being said, bird crumbs will NEVER do!


RT @Bidenshairplugs: I can't believe the cops shot this fine young man. There goes the cure for cancer...

#FergusonOctober http://t.co/Leb…


@Blackman38Tide bandana Orian. They called me trailer trash for wearing my lil country getup 😡


So i bought condoms for my party at rite aid and the lady gave me a dirty look, just now i came back and bought trash bags #imagineherface


escort missions in games are universally trash


★@★@★@★@★ GRAND OPENING ! ★@★@★@★@★ TOP CLASS ★ Oriental Massage ★ PERFECT !★ http://t.co/2POFGc7ohC


RT @SkinnieTalls: It's not as easy as you'd think to find an astronaut monkey outfit at the last minute.


Designer belt with a trash fit is still trash..


RT @ShaneDennis37: In the "Nothing Lasts Forever" category, I can barely recognize any Yankees tonight.


RT @ajjacobs: Just learned that there was a 1932 Japanese political plot to assassinate Charlie Chaplin. #PleaseOptionThisTweetNow #Back ...


Doug Martin trash


“@DShmee: Tom Brady slowly becoming washed?👀”

Nah.. His weapons just trash


Tyrese trash


@big_msudawg11 oh state, just enjoy your trailer trash and your sub par sports.


Whoever mocks the poor insults his Maker; he who is glad at calamity will not go unpunished. http://t.co/P7zwAoXi4l


@J_Logan And you know best about the bird moves...!!!


RT @paul_lander: Yesterday, the caged bird sang the blues. RIP #MayaAngelou.


RT @zoejoiner: if you're gonna trash talk my piercings don't say it in front of my best friends 😂😂😂😂


Lilly just tried to climb up a tree after a bird and completely failed oh my god 😂


Whoops bought snuggly hideous fuzzy boots because it's cold as balls all of a sudden


Just spoke w/ @HispanicLinkNS legend, mentor Charlie Ericksen. Great to catch up w/ those who helped open doors for Latino journos #thankful


@ConanOBrien dat is one ugly animal but da monkey is adorable.


RT @ZitlalyL: It's okay chiquito 😂 I'm not in the ghetto anymore 😌


I luh to lick the middle like an Oreo


RT @TyDunne: Have to go with the slant pass to your outside linebacker in that situation.


@Pepper_Redbone @Yankees @Mets Exactly by folks who can't favor to get into that lovely old stadium.


Really tempted to let out the redneck side of my drink a lot of beer and sing some country karaoke..


@idkconstancio I'm trash


Why do visiting teams WHINE about right field as if it is longer for their batters. #Yankees #YankeeStadium


Looking forward to #NCAA and #NBA basketball 🏀 in the states soon #iubb #hoosiers #pacers #PacerNation and of course breadsticks.


RT @ssbeirne: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a boat! No...It's, it's... a flying human? #lakeerie #cle http://t.co/TTL10nqBzJ


RT @HistoryInPics: Allied soldiers mock Hitler atop his balcony at the Reich Chancellery, by Fred Ramage, 1945 http://t.co/hltkroqRys


@tweebest clam it


RT @Thotcho: See the jumbotron? That’s where the jig is


When people label their name on there ghetto nano<<<<<

@StephyRae7


RT @murrman5: you up, Charlie Brown?


RT @BrentLanders6: Charlie: "My last two songs will be quasi-religious songs for the sake of @WhiteIronBand who's coming up next."


@eanahS__ nips


RT @laken_heavner: What I really want is some brownies from H&R, iced latte, my boy, and a blanket w/ movies. That sounds prettttttty amazi…


RT @FoodPornsx: Oreo ice cream. ~ http://t.co/thrkAobdVj


RT @LifeAsKing: New Orleans is still trash


RT @goodmanwood: Rise+Rhyme #snowpatricksday @busboysandpoets: ON in the AM! Wear your green, dance a jig & sing a lively tune w/ me!
http:…


Dad bought me a brownie shake #lovehim


Like Baathists before them, #ISIS & Al Qaeda supporters' rivalry is as absurd as their cause - battling for who's the more authentic Jihadi


RT @NFLonFOX: Palmer to Fitzgerald - TOUCHDOWN!

7-yard slant gives Arizona the 7-0 lead.

8 plays, 79 yds


RT @_pascuzzo: "@Salon: Meanwhile in Texas: 19-year-old man facing 5 years to life in prison for $25 worth of pot brownies http://t.co/438F…


Gotta bad red bone that look something like Ashanti


RT @bjs5555: ELECT Democratic Nominee Amos Powers @Powers2014 2 #Congress #TN6 DEFEAT TEA Diane Black #Red2Blue #TNTweeters #CIR http://t.c…


RT @daraobriain: Tommy Voeckler keeps the yellow, Andy Schleck does the break of the tour, and Contador is broken. Incredible day for #tdf


@ScottFerrall @HowardStern PHOTOS: Kate Upton cheers on the Yankees at last night's game http://t.co/Q2SVYRHUDu


#FireCashman Why?? Because I am having to root for the Royals in October. #Yankees


RT @deviledlegs: drawing myself an organic powdered goats milk bath with rose petals and chopped clams eww what just kidding it's Mr. Bubbl…


RT @CouldBeEashia: @vivalamarley me waiting on you to take me to NY with you to get my nips pierced

🙎🙍👩👵


RT @WheelTod: If life hands you a hot potato try throwing it at two birds.


RT @Dalilaaaaaa__: Flappy birds cheat codes http://t.co/nu6GjYQDJJ


Saw brownies on the kitchen counter, bit into one and immediately a surge of pain and spice hit my tongue. Chili flakes. Eff you, Brian.


@DanWolken It's idiotic opinions like this that make polls less than trash. Polls weren't a problem when people with integrity were voting.


85 species of birds reported in Chesterfield for the Great Backyard Bird Count. How many in your area? http://t.co/DTLlzlXmPF


@TomCrean ill scream from France for you Tom! #IU #iubb #hoosiers #creanandcrimson


@Paulyy2 nah some honkey lookin dude at chr


Some black people live in an entirely different world where everything is peaches and cream, apparently. Take off the rose colored glasses.


Álbum de fotos: csitaly: [TS3]Fairy Tail - Satan Soul Mirajane Strauss made with The Sims 3. Happy... http://t.co/b4i8EiMux2


RT @badblogger69: @wenchbucket that monkey is from hell


egg nog taste like what bird doodoo look like


RT @TayTheBADDIE: Never discuss cheese with a rat , talk bread with a bird , or make moves with a snake 💯👌


RT @gferguson8: @KoredeB9 @MSoltan18 @WBDyllon_ trash


-Can I help you?
-Maybe. You gotta card for “Sorry that tranny died in your motel room; now your wife knows. Here’s an Applebees gift card”?


#ExplainAnAnimePlotBadly Boy with a monkey tail grows up to the the savior of a futuristic yet old earth


@JonahNRO No good options left indeed. This president makes Jimmy Carter look like a piker. So sad.


@teapot Great GIF. Got a source URL for @gifs?


RT @JohnBishop100: Top tip of the day - if you want to be inconspicuous at an Elbow gig - don't wear a yellow jacket!! http://t.co/KQYiZmZb


@megann_17 you should make me brownies!


Conan Obrien needs to get a life with that $80 million..monkey food maybe.


some call me the song bird of my generation


RT @NandaGorgeous: RT if you like
BMTH
ADTR
PTV
YMAS
SWS
ATL
OM&M
AA
MIW
BTF
WCAR
MCR
AFI
PE
BVB
WIM
BC
SS
CTE
NSN
GD
WATIC
AA!
BFMV
FOB
F…


RT @tj_curtin: A birds eye view of today's #harvest14 activities. Thanks @BrentJFF for the great camera work! http://t.co/RgETR4tV4S


RT @Faaz71: #Taakstraf in herkenbaar hesje in je eigen buurt. Pleit er al jaren voor. Weet hoe bevreesd ik er ooit voor was, da'k er te wer…


@ronniecaine so 'how bout now' was just trash huh.


I'm definitely watching that mook/ lux battle today damn it!!!


I am a celestial body hello http://t.co/yKDRM9Ax69


Next time you leave magic trash in my jacket try not to have your initials written on them. @whatupag http://t.co/tFV1cZtr


RT @OhEmmeG: just because you "not official" doesnt mean you can act like complete trash and be free from acting like a decent human being


the bird with the aim of dreams https://t.co/jkX6dsqXcq


All my so whitey bois gone ride


'Eff it, let's go after the cripple’: You have to see Wendy Davis' new attack ad [video] http://t.co/WapBCHhuru


the trash wheel has a twitter? and googly eyes?


Everyone is talking about LeBron James or The Voice and I'm just here eating cream filling out of Oreos.


There are LOTS of top tier wrestlers who started as "yardies".


On a mission to find some zebra cakes


They say one man's trash is the next man's treasure. Where one finds pain the next might find pleasure.


RT @russnelligan: Final debate clean-up: journalists sure know how to trash a lobby... #wcvbpoli #wcvb http://t.co/LMerSj8sTi


RT @MemphisMSoccer: 50' 2nd yellow card issued for Temple


These brownies http://t.co/iyqRBn2AMf


I'm just sitting here waiting for twitter to explode once this Yankees game ends


@Liveitupjersey BWAHAAAA I just choked on an Oreo cookie!
I'M figuring, this may have something to do with it! http://t.co/62S7BgMYPX


#BlessJesus Amos 3:3 - Can two walk together, except they be agreed?


You like those? Honestly they tasted like the sole of my shoes RT @rllllytired: @ItsNotHarold that's a shame.


This is so much fun! 👆🙌 #1UBB #1ndiana #hoosiers #hoosierdaddy


Dad brought me home a watermelon eegee, but I don't like it so it's going in the trash 🚮


"@worldtraveIs: Baby albino 🐢 http://t.co/2tYTQJ3fec" @Meeeesh1395


I had froyo with brownies for dinner tonight. Being an adult is making these executive decisions


I need a Spanish WOMAN. They don't have ghetto names. They can cook. They down with u till the casket and they curvy.


@Miseducated411: Your mind is free and your soul. satan will present to u in his kingdom the things that mock u. Stay strong in Yahshua...


Can someone get me cheese and crackers


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/8KUzaPFCMF


@MSoltan18 @Jordan23Junkies it's supposed to be grey with speckled blue midsole and the soles are more yellow than icy so pass


Any solution to ZOG which doesn't deal with demographics - only laws - is no solution.
#NorthwestImperative
http://t.co/Vhy5s2apCn


RT @TEL1967: Darn trash man he beat me to the good stuff again. http://t.co/vdDJQ4l0mg


@StarkFreeOrDie ...honestly. That's where I'm the most retarded and is why stuck as artist hoping for a fair "dealer/manager" situation....


Real basketball players get disappointed when they throw something in the trash can and miss


@WilliamFBrasky @TheRandomBoner i feel the warm fuzzies.


@Victoria_Star1 haha..monkey feet,i like it..but 4 real,feet are magical on a back..it smoothes every nook and cranny of tightness ;}


RT @ryancruz_: Travis always on my TL being ghetto 😂😂


@Mr2damngood4u AS IN> #nature #biology> Dogs don't eat each other as much as birds do. Not everything is as it seems in human terms.


RT @FriendlyAssh0le: Todays Horoscope:

you're still a hoe

That is all. have a nice day


RT @Norsu2: Democrats to push income inequality as top issue of 2014 http://t.co/6fMioxUIgK Charlie Baker (R) veers further left all in w D…


Me & hubby relaxing from the studio for a lil...then headed str8 to my honey doo wop wops bday bash Kristen... http://t.co/FOnJOFdzJC


@HalleyBrenks3 interesting #hick


Sixten just shoved like 8 Oreos down his throat


@SusanneWhite they're so goooood. I just want like a savoury salty cheesy cracker


RT @Lmao: When you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.


Then I went inside, in order to hide from mutant bird


RT @PlMPCESS: A silent protest in Philadelphia, performance artists protest the murder of Mike Brown while passerby's mock it. http://t.co/…


US spy planes are flying over British skies in hunt for Jihadi John's assoc's with advanced tech! http://t.co/XfSeZSzu0m via @BeforeItsNews


Yeah that's where you're supposed to put the trash can.... #rude http://t.co/molWF0py


@Yankees Scores don't matter in Spring Training man!


RT @sepinwall: Day 2 of FXX’s Simpsons marathon — “Bart’s Dog Gets an F” to “Last Exit to Springfield” — will be the best consecutive 24 ho…


He's a pretty damn good actor. But as a gay man it's awesome to see an openly queer actor given the lead role for a major superhero film.


RT @illroots: The radio is trash.


Step up and take your oppurtunity! #freshfaces #iubb #hoosiers


RT @tbhjuststop: my score on flappy bird is higher than the broncos score right now


RT @nikaaaa3: Yankees winnnn!!! 💙


@secretasianman @kitt Yeah, she's a real pom maven.


@lloyd7121 @jjauthor @petermickley
Approximately 1/2 in one crash. There wasn't supposed to be that many members of a seal team on one bird


@iowahawkblog I also recommend 6pack of shiner Bock and 12 hours of brisket duty at "the pit" feeding oak coals 😉


RT @anitaphilmar: Fairy Fun - Losing her wings doesn't mean there aren't other ways to fly? #asmsg, #erotica #shortstory http://t.co/t6LuM…


RT @missmollylo: Charlie wears women's clothing


RT @ArcticFox2016: 150 Christians MASSACRED By Jihadi Muslims While They Slept! Including Pastor, His Wife & Kids http://t.co/VnR60MjFo6


RT @washingtonpost: China's bird flu outbreak: 3 good signs, 3 bad signs and 3 very bad signs http://t.co/v3n67Gs5Mw


My pits be stankin from doin dem flows. Is hard on a ol colored body in da heat. Dem white women be pushy when day want dare flows fixed


How many #Yankees players have 3K hits? You have to put #DerekJeter in the conversation for Best Yankee Ever. His numbers demand it.


Photo: Rest in peace to these bad boys , some bad advise made me let some old asian dude re glue the sole... http://t.co/uPRjY6n48K


RT @BuzzFeed: A photographer hid in a trash can to get these adorable engagement photos
http://t.co/75ZOvJEwYh http://t.co/F3VAUX9STw


Ruby is not ugly #bunga bunga


bound, gagged, shoved in a trash bin with two bullets in the back of the head. "I suspect natural causes." said the world's worst detective.


New test makes your poop neon colored if you have colon cancer → http://t.co/GiGzo0ntpD


@PhilHecken I don’t understand how it’s weak to give anything to Jeter when the Astros barely have any history with the Yankees


@GROUNDZERO1984 that's true in some ways. Gaming is very broad now a days tho. Everyone is a gamer with candy crush and angry birds


RT @Kstar__: Told you RT @Astronaut_Tone: Artprize is more than trash


RT @__matt29: Larry bird 38 😂


Joba Chamberlain looks like a homeless guy that won a contest. #Yankees


I don't know what's more stressful, midterms or flappy birds.


Want to go get this brownie, I'm stuck doe.


RT @Chip216: As a kid I listened to Nas. He showed me a new perspective coming from the ghetto like me. Same with Pimp C 👑👑👑


im genuinely getting mad at this children's video game about mickey mouse and darkness and big keys


RT @BleacherReport: VIDEO: CFL LB Solomon Elimimian trash talks an opponent during a halftime interview http://t.co/EYjinwIWwE http://t.co/…


Looking back I liked colored better. Let's go back to that


Two red bones kissin n da back seat


RT @godlevelshit510: Why Adonnis look like he bout to sell the most ghetto used cars of 2014 ? http://t.co/icjCf6km8V


No cuz redskins are dumpster juice RT @trackinBlackKev: game of the week. still the best rivalry in sports


When did it become cool to ne stupid? This teabagger debate is slim on facts at best.


Mi caldito de pollo estuvo incredible!! Ahora a snuggle con mi snuggie y mi hubby... Queeee riiikkooo...


RT @EarthPix: Up with the birds to fish on the Li River http://t.co/XnrAlT1PHM


@Helgasfishtales omg! I don't even know where kimlau sq is...I would been like,"look a bird!" then ran for the hills! Lol


Double Stuff Oreos mane say


#NowPlaying : BT feat. Tori Amos - Blue Skies (radio edit) on #1069TheArrow - http://t.co/R5wuXA9jB6


RT @Hobson_2: That's for the birds.


Do birds have dongs? How do they mate? Help me, I'm an adult who doesn't know how animal sex works!!!


note to self: boiling water hot, monkey brain


RT @tishforprez: that pointy nail game is for da birds.


RT @cwissi: beanies for life ◡̈⃝ http://t.co/iywPwmPGTu


RT @HuffingtonPost: Obama: "I will always do what is necessary to protect the American people and defend against evolving threats to our ho…


RT @Black__Elvis: My favorite episode of Friends is the one where blacks mysteriously vanish and unemployed white people find affordable ho…


Thanks to @JoMousley80 cracker tweets today, my pilchards on Krackerwheat are repeating on me like a typical night on the #BBC :-/


@SenMikeLee just pulled out his pocket Constitution! Bring it man! @tedcruz just mocked McCain's wacko-birds comment! HaHaHa!!!!! #standtall


If I were a kid today...Michelle Obama's lunch would wind up in the trash can


I'm not really a phone kinda guy.. I actually hate talking on the phone & texting kinda trash to me also.


RT @VandTRailroad: #DidYouKnow: The Comstock Lode was a boon 4 @VirginiaCity as it grew 2 20,000 ppl & became 1 of the largest & wealthiest…


@MattLaCasse His do not, until playoffs. But luckily, this means that any future kid will definitely root for the Yanks. #priorities


85 species of birds reported in Chesterfield for the Great Backyard Bird Count. How many in your area? http://t.co/VIWMjjJxOT


I'm Hun-gry


@wienerherzog Perfect stock photography for an article about not letting a leprechaun-looking handyman get into your liquor cabinet


If I'm legit trying, the WORST thing you can do is try and play games with me. You'll get the bird sooo fast.


You losing 0-3 @sterling31 and that's what u trying to do? Stupid yardie


RT @CP24: Reports say female victim was shot while waiting for an Oreo McFlurry


International law enforcement operation disrupts Shylock banking malware - PCWorld: International law enforcem... http://t.co/NPVP80gFh6


This dumb Berk drives in circles through town on his bright yellow cycle with music blaring incredibly… http://t.co/ukothl3MOH


“@__Black_Jesus: “@lil_aerii: Happy new year 🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊” check yo clock Hun we got another hour lol..”they just did the lil count down thing


RT @DogeTheDog: Wow
 Such banana
 So potassium
 Much yellow http://t.co/xINHDwyTqS


“@LastWordEvan: An inning and a half away from Alex Rodriguez being eligible to play. Just a thought. #Yankees #MLB” OMG. Feel an ulcer.


@awfulbot are you a pig or are you a bird


Proud to be a redneck patriot :) @Docs357 @Cats_lmbo @KoichicCheryl @bja_tw @yrwol7 @DavesGrill


#porn,#android,#iphone,#ipad,#sex,#xxx, | #Teen | Cutie lesbian teens toy slits http://t.co/ZS05enjjwm


They got the redskins faking injuries


“@RaleighBeougher: dumb beaner” http://t.co/r0hABEQhSu


Free bird.


“@TWOLVEGIRL: I find myself wanting to google "the yellow king" #TrueDetective” No kidding! What is going on?


If someone pushes you too hard today, they may be surprised ho... More for Capricorn http://t.co/3kpy22pi0E


@Pepper_Redbone @Yankees @Mets I miss the pizza! The passion.


RT @KHOU: Charlie Strong took the longhorn logos off his players' helmets: They have to earn it back.

       http://t.co/HvNUJT6Ss2 #Sport…


RT @nebuladallas: i still live with hope that one day a hot rich boy will fall in love with me even though im trash


I am currently using a yellow marker that is literally called 'Spanish Orange' for this drawing of @Wikiparaz ; absolute perfection.


Fine chicks lap dances always trash


@WHAScameradan We might have more. Can't really be sure. But some weird little bird said that might be a possibility. Stay tuned. Maybe.


RT @AustinToEllen: Praying today's m&g pictures don't come out yellow 🙏


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/gPbi04YoBq


@sekhmet1975 Cactus is a yellow lab chow mix too! Hershey was everybody's "active" buddy. Cactus is one special pup. She's an Angel.


Mata'i ngeli, alu o polosi ho nifo..


It's almost Christmas, Charlie Brown...


@LifeAsKing Naw... I'm trash... Keep ya pity hugs...😒💅


RT @Ih8lightskins__: redskins gonna win and thats all im saying for the night


@jessicacassell1 find a new hillbilly!! #spiritweek!!


Log off nigger RT @PoloKingBC: #relationshipgoals http://t.co/Ge9koImYGj


Appropriately this guy wears the WV yellow Rick James on his face. @BarkingCarnival http://t.co/SGb9rYvdmb


@mdsaab1 lmaoo abo crusty hands


I can't sleep so ima watch Spongebob and eat crackers and peanut butter


This being sick is for the birds.


@ClicquotSuave the new nip dropped today rii?


ISIS Jihadis In Australia Shoot Man In The Face, Chanting ‘ISIS Will Stay’ http://t.co/xyzXv5LZs1 #tcot #pjnet


RT @HighSchoolSuckz: i am that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 ho…


"@QUAN1T0: 61% of welfare/government aid is claimed by white people. So y'all black slander is trash now."


Or she just cant afford winter clothes RT @da_1eye_creep Summer hoe = winter Muslimah


RT @BeardedBearsMan: @007BearDownJedi The AFL now has an American draft system #BearBrother! Couple of Yanks are on the playing lists at so…


@Ehh_DontTouchMe @kourtj3000 @bria_leeandrea thats ghetto..


I love me some chunky babies 😍😍


@RebellBlume Hats on us not trash tho lol


@tweetstar10 Saw that there's a 15° slope to the wire? That enough for a zip-line? #businessopportunity


Short answer: Yes. ~ Sage Grouse Rebellion: Will Obama use two small birds to limit oil drilling in the West? http://t.co/TK0nZBBTte


@SFGiants trash smh game rigged bumgarner took roids


@XANAXDREAMS 😭😭😭😭 about the beanies but steal my description but u aren't salty or fake


@AngryWillHelms Genius, the politically correct term would be "intellectually disabled." It's highly offensive to use the word retarded.


Adam West? RT @share_ps4: LMAO this is trash b http://t.co/TsvuMw92HU


hillbilly bone-bo-bone-bo-bone bone


@cheetahxcheeks lol trash I would of kept it if she was cute


RT @GOPBlackChick: The racists are @msnbc and its crew of anchors. Not "right wing " folks. @MHarrisPerry mocks mixed GOP kids.
http://t.co…


Twinkies are so unfilling. which is odd because they are filled


I should start wearing beanies more


@FaZeDAVlS @SoaR_Wvyy @SoaR_Haze @FaZeOutcsT this is gobbledy gook to me because i dont have the game


RT @AugustAlsina: “@SharaPlus2: #AskAugust How Tall are you? I keep getting different answers from different people 🌾👀🌾 @AugustAlsina”< abo…


LOL there's a talking monkey live on the internet! Will wonders never cease?


@MidwestXPride have her learn the first 30 seconds of Flesh and the Power it Holds- Death. That riff would be cool for a bird to do lol


RT @LVL_KY_Events: Nov 22,2012: Thanksgiving Dinner: 2:00pm: Proof on Main. A day being preoccupied with a giant bird in your... http:// ...


RT @AIanHangover: "Bae" means "Before Anyone Else," I've been here thinking it's a ghetto word for babe/baby.


RT @TooFab: Finally! Warner Bros. making superhero films starring a woman, person of color and actor who identifies as "queer" http://t.co/…


Killing it at home! 🏀 #NBA #pacers #indiana #paulgeorge #hoosiers #basketball #hashtag #winning http://t.co/2qwEPnUx


RT @IAMMISSRAMIREZ: Charlie Sheen is the man lol http://t.co/FCfSbvAphh


Nope! It's just yellow OTL


Posted a new song: ""guala"" http://t.co/TbpOuto6zR http://t.co/y1RpItkIAf


That dude from Chicago w/ the fuzzy mustache and bangs, Johnny Love, he's whack. #memoriesofidots


jacob u look like a monkey in dis http://t.co/rkaqn0GRQe


RT @Goldkamp247: Yep, Steve Spurrier just sorta compared Alabama to the Yankees. "They've (NY) got the biggest payroll, they don't win ever…


@NipseyHussle nip Im tryna buy a copy of #Crenshaw!! But your http://t.co/DBLbyvX0pL website is down.. Let me know something!


Vice News interview with the Canadian Jihadi has the poem I translated f4 u as its sound track http://t.co/7gebzU4Paz http://t.co/WwL05Orih6


Wow. No yellow yet? = Pagenaud and Marco screwed. Maybe no yellow coming


RT @ShelleT1986: Great start the morning! My daughter danced herself into the coffee table and gave herself a nice shiner... Yea she's a wh…


Woot! RT @Yankees: #Yankees completed their sixth series sweep of the season and fourth at home.


ion like papoose but he went in lol


RT @VainHumility: Naming my son Caesar. Dawn of the apes is the absolute best movie I've ever seen in my entire life.


RT @ErikaWCVB: @marthacoakley called Charlie Baker to concede around 8:15 this morning. She plans to address supporters at 11am. #wcvb


RT @Yankees: Analyzing the impact of Masahiro Tanaka on #SpringTraining Daily, brought to you by @YankeesonDemand: http://t.co/L2gJboDNkM


Parsons trash


Coors light is trash. Yuck. I don't even like beer.


Pops interviews remain warm and fuzzy.


So real it's unreal LOL #Yankees #WorldSeries #27andCounting #MLB #MLBtheShow12 http://t.co/tdMrBsnP


Foles vs 9ers in San Fran or Eli vs redskins in DC


RT @AmEditing: You're responsible for the story inside you. Don't let self-doubt cripple your #creativity. #AmEditing #AmWriting #WriteTip


RT @seanmdav: Since I know you're wondering, @blakehounshell: No, Cracker Barrel is not a place to buy barrels full of crackers.


“@UTRagers: COLT MCCOY WINS‼
#HookEm🐂” he's still trash


"@HermosaAlma: This isn't ghetto.....it's smart https://t.co/MPAzQ3Jswf" I'm doing this idc


@samzbikowski chug ranch


fuzzy socks are the actual life


@fairflattaxnow discredited by whom? Per the government the study is good and factual. Pay your bills moocher teabaggers and republicans


@PhantomGourmet Someone gave me a nip of Baileys irish cream coffee, what can i use it with,suggestions?


So I've been pretty paranoid about the cooling weather bringing about an abundance of birds in Austin, NYC and Philadelphia.


@PushinUpRoses My current favorite line is Shea Moisture. It's at Target and CVS. Great for dry, curly, and/or colored hair.


It's a matter of pure weight ratios... A five ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut!


RT @Thatindianbruh: Rise of the planet of the apes doin a musical???

http://t.co/9ZxzlHti2M


RT @tonyrobbins: Piers Morgan to Charlie Sheen: “You were taking Cocaine…” Charlie Sheen: “I wasn’t taking it. I had to pay for it.” via ...


RT @NinerFans: #Seahawks fans are scheduled to meet up at Pier 39 on SAT. @ 5PM to trash talk and heckle San Franciscans! BE PREPARED! WEAR…


A new way to look for aliens: find their trash → http://t.co/n9CTH1jrda


@CellNBuu ewwww her nips are DEF more perfect than that


I luv watching gas monkey, they be havin some classics on there.


RT @NicoRomero23: EDM music is trash af and annoying


Burritos are trash


RT @iLoveyou_Autumn: Bruhhhhh, I want some Oreos and milk. 😩


@SteveWorks4You pay your taxes teabaggers


Glad I ain't got no bird legs 😂


RT @tonymoore: Found cheese cracker sandwiches in the cabinet, a year expired. Ate them anyway. If I die tonight, these will be the worst l…


#EarlyBird #early #morning #sunrise #dawn #bird #thebird #jerryreed @ Kansas City http://t.co/kuVq8UpwUw


Even the birds think this waking up early thing is bunk. http://t.co/bqWlz5MBso


@RylannWilliams ok chill love bird lol


@Carxlito PS3 and case is still in the trash can. idgaf anymore


Why Jon hates birds. http://t.co/VwXlbmJ7fY


@RonnieMack12 dawg, you so trash your momma got charged with littering when she dropped you off for school


I'm okay with rasor talking trash


RT @DIYcookery: Godiva Chocolate Dipped Oreos 😋 http://t.co/OSYPnadYtO


Brownies brownies brownies


RT @LifeNewsHQ: BREAKING: Florida Pro-Life Gov. Rick Scott Defeats Pro-Abortion Challenger Charlie Crist http://t.co/GpR1hQlEN2 #tcot http:…


RT @QtipTheAbstract: Derek Jeter ... A class act... A great Yankee... A 1st ballot Hall of Fame inductee to be


@ASourAppleTree Have heard hillbilly grousings that bugs much worse in the KV since MIC shut down.


@Krbfarms @Cornfrmr Homemade Angel Food, yellow cake with half-inch chocolate frosting, Devil's Food to die for, Pecan Pie


Kanyeeeeeee is just a yard ape acting idiot!just stupid...


RT @Rene_gadeCowboy: I have to agree with Charlie he's spot on... http://t.co/9lcmVE9i1m


RT @chughes717: @TyZebruh trash cans are always demanding new music from the gawd Tyga


Early bird gets the worm right? Hopefully I get a job soon after today! http://t.co/lvgfVBqkdz


2 adult human skulls found in trash http://t.co/VcsNP9ejV9


RT @JZolly23: Kickin trash cans on the golf cart #yeeyee @weidie1211 @mowder03 @JBilinovich @cmnw86


Early bird get the worm.


They didn't lose the city. Red Sox fans are bandwagon fans just like Yankee fan. #morningjoe


Maybe @barackobama is colored blind with his 'red lines' and all. Tough talk, no walk. #tcot


Fantasy squad doing so trash :/


This flappy bird game addicting .


Gotta love the undignified sprint across the yellow light to transfer buses because the first one was dawdling


Johnny Manziel just flipped somebody the bird...


RT @SenorSteez: This whole week was trash


@Nashgrier purple monkey


But I callin out da race card. Ain't no colored podcasts out dare


Jindal seemed to be having an out-of-body experience enhanced by special brownies
http://t.co/W0cyEcqKLo
Bj Up and At 'Em
#stribpol #mngop


is she choking it!! 😳😳🙈🙈😩😩“@AwwAdorabIe: I want a pet monkey 😩😍 http://t.co/w7Yr5xKLSC”


@longbongchris mk Hun just textith me


This re-colored pictured of Abraham Lincoln is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a while… http://t.co/SHosDU7RYP


@I_GotOne you look like flappy bird


★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE Brooklyn Park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/thXm7Hjo07


RT @Yankees: Congrats to Derek Jeter, who will start at shortstop in his 14th and final All-Star Game! #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/5nhtJOx…


Sent ideas in to VOEM , they only seem to wanna hold testing/drills in nice weather, we need to run mock incidents in bad weather, night,


RT @SexyKarenFisher: Oh it's Saturday funny time! You better redneck necognize! http://t.co/qc4mgs3ejp


“@Kik2Clean: Brah Wiz cheated 😂😭 http://t.co/OZ2PnDNGJ0” she had hair like a dyke..... Uh.. Duh?


Alarm set, early bird n all that. Night all xx


Is dare any colored players in hockey?


@cakedjake We're laying rock around our lake. You're welcome to join a redneck workout. #muscles 💪😁


RT @ThatsFoodPorn: Oreo Donut http://t.co/obytemi3Ed


RT @eidolon_ebooks: dreamt i was in a trash bag, btw.


Come on man RT @BasedLaRock: Oreo needs to chill 🚮RT @TheDonDrew: You know about these @PremiumPete? good or nah? http://t.co/Mw9QXG3vFW


RT @bansky: LeBron doesn't turn 30 til december. he made 5 trips faster than kobe shaq mike or bird. he'll be back yal act like hes retirin…


@emilysteers WASP EGGS


When will Joe stop telling PBO how to do his job? You couldn't even keep a job in #teabagger Florida. #morningjoe


Whipped cream ♥,♥ #endlesslove


"@RamBoutIt: “@Master11_: @20ToLife_ @RamBoutIt hoes Austin” teach us Austin."I teach u how to get curved? That's all I know


@Selxnaa I'm redneck crazy


RT @BriannaLovesA: I'm so sick head colds suuuck. And on top of that @justusabbott had to challange me to a beer chug 😷😷


Chris Paul trash LMFAO


(via @jacklayton) Charlie Angus is sending “Made in China” Canadian flag pins back to Conservatives – http://tinyurl.com/dmt397


RT @Yankees: Were you expecting anything short of fireworks in his final homestand? #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/5nTacrQ43m


Defiantly going to see that new planet of the apes tonight


People who don't put their blinkers on seriously just need to crash into a pole or something 😤 #moveoutmyway#bitch


RT @MaxAbrahms: When Americans claim #ISIS is just a "local threat," reply: You mean just to Iraq, Syria, Turkey, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Leb…


Making up Drake disses>> RT @RepMyCityX: @TyZebruh cant wait to call it trash and tell everyone that B L U will forver be the goat out of LA


@ksecus I give up on the Tankees I mean Yankees. Maybe next year!!


RT @babiesdressup: What a silly little monkey 🙈 http://t.co/DMKLK4k147


Apolonia Gardner of Imperial, CA misspells "phalarope" - a bird that resembles a sandpiper. The dreaded schwa! #spellingbee


RT @dbrend99: Even if you hate the Yankees there is no way you can't like Derek Jeter, he is one of the classiest and most respectful playe…


@NYRKelsMads
I be wishin you was local. I takes you to da Yankee game and spoil you


My head too big for snapbacks😩😔 😭😭😭, I like beanies better anyway👌


Shy girls >>


RT @AmazingTiming: Bad monkey! #AmazingTiming http://t.co/UD5XkiaNVt


RT @SumGurl07: So cute! :) RT @iTweetFacts: Shy bunny... http://t.co/z4u6NpORdz


I'm the biggest redskins dam right now if they get this stop


RT @sickipedia: I drove my daughter's guinea pig to the vet's this morning.

I'm quite handy with my new Callaway golf clubs.

#sickipedia


stance socks trash


"@FloKid88: As long as the Lakers trash from now on, I could careless. And that's real.". CC: @BENBALLER hahaha


People who slam on the brakes at yellow lights should not be allowed to drive.


That front flip was trash. That's how I front flip into the swimming pool and land on my back every time.


@ABC its time. amend 14th amendment it was written to protect newly freed ex slaves. Its lived its purpose. time to end anchor baby loophole


If the crust ain’t graham cracker, keep that pie


Graham crackers and hazelnut coffee are my fave 💘☺


.@AussieGrit loves Austin: http://t.co/HTtbU4OmZy Webber such a boon for @FIAWEC. #6HCOTA


I don't blame Crash for not sharing with you @geoffsheen760 you'll probably talk trash about it like you do food trucks #GeoffHatesPuppies


Even liberals are humiliated by Charlie Rangel’s claim the GOP backs slavery - Hot Air http://t.co/I4QawESnud


might walk to Dunkin donuts, i want a Oreo coffee coolatta.


Best of luck to Tino 'The Bambino' Martinez in Miami (your legacy is saved LOL) #Marlins #Yankees #RedSox #MLB


@ebomb26 cool beaners.


RT @SunSentinel: The @SunSentinel Editorial Board endorses Charlie Crist for governor -- Better for Floridians http://t.co/t21z2YBZlQ http:…


RT @AishaMoodMills: Fox News mocks victim of Ray Rice elevator assault: ‘I think the message is, take the stairs’ http://t.co/6TKLgUP2Wh ht…


Has anyone ever purchased baseball field dirt? I really want dirt from @Yankees Stadium for my grandfather's grave. #weirdtweets


I want to go to the pumpkin patch but the love birds will make it a date and then the rest of us will be uncomfortable.


It's a plane, it's a bird, nah it's just me doing laps around the dam. Lol


My nephew albino albinos have astigmatisms eye spasms partial blindness its not their faults


@BeeKayNS alas, I am proficient in neither. my skills are limited to pointless stat memorization + trash talk.


We can't call somebody wack we got Raymond Felton RT @BeckDeeMyG: Lin so trash.


@HuffingtonPost looks like any other little porch monkey to me!


@kayt27 poor coon.......snow stopped here,now if the wind would it might be nice out,well for winter


Don't really care if a fighters black, white, yellow or Dalmatian. If he is good he is good.


@cnnbrk let me guess they have yellow cake too? Same crap different president


I wonder how many Yankee fans are hurt that Derek Jeter is out until after the all star break lmao 😂


RT @JuanNDaCut: When twitter rappers dm me their trash links http://t.co/yck16ZiNZZ


RT @janbaloch45: Pakistani Christian Couple burnt alive in Kasur Punjab http://t.co/JRxpbsL05Y
@veritaz @marvisirmed
@Goshno @AliyaNazki …


"@oldpicsarchive: H.G.Wells and Charlie Chaplin http://t.co/sTiDDHK3WT" #History #Photography


lil spook and yung lean and robb all night


RT @J23app: Feb 2015
Jordan 4 Retro Remastered
"Oreo"
314254-003
http://t.co/NBOaxG1S19


George Rockwell (2 of 3) Speech at Lynchberg Armo…: http://t.co/5LFXMdYU2g Proud to say my Uncle Kelly was at this speech in 63.


So my light was off & door was closed , mom walks in turn lights on . Tells me to take trash out in the morning . then walked out.. Light on


It's a bird? It's a plane? No, it's Peter "Walkin on Air" Byers @pistol_pete96 http://t.co/WHECP5kDci


RT @CyFyre: @WesOrrJames love you too my nig #squad


RT @ArianaGrande: Oh Torrence, I can't stand your cheer leading squad but I love your pom poms... I'll feed you bon bons all night.


I remember laying on a hospital bed after being shot ranting about how coconut shrimp was trash.


RT @Ilovebamf: I held you like a baby bird.. 😢 and now you come at me like this.. These friends ain't loyal 😢😭 http://t.co/WinZvfxdL8


RT @EverybodyHatesX: He's trash RT @Yerrp08: Too early to call Austin Rivers a draft bust ?


RT @drunktweets81: You sure do have a pretty face for a cripple


@ShepNewsTeam LMAO dude, you said we would get no commitment from Saudi Arabia or Jordan! How does crow taste? More proof you are full of it


b/c she likes black men and rap music? Huh lol RT @Magssca: @WaymoTheGod in general she wants to be colored


I'll let u clam on top and let dat nookie pop I'm in dat cookie jar I ain't no rookie girllll


I feel utterly retarded. Thanks big brother😳😂 @Crawford96M


RT @DugoutLegends: Lou Gehrig had 17 hand fractures in his career. Played in 2,130 straight games.
#IronHorse #Yankees http://t.co/O6sofyOh…


The Devil Wears Charlie, by Revlon. #lesserfilms


Frozen peas and
ibuprofen. My new best friends # cripple


@snortcourt13 @TripleAAAYY1995 @c_allen21 @JBake0622 apes


Cardinals score 1st. They lead 1-0 in the top 3rd with birds on base. #NLCS #SFvsSTL


RT @LeKarmaSucre: trash liars RT @learnteachwin: these law students are terrible liars #HTGAWM


RT @Amoreshonta: “@WestDontCare: Big bird has spoken 😂 http://t.co/TxCcy3XIEc”😂😂😂😂😩 I was weak then I 💀!


RT @SportsCenter: BREAKING: Louisville coach Charlie Strong is expected to accept Texas job, according to ESPN & media reports » http://t.c…


Let's go for the sweep!! #Yankees #SubwaySeries


RT @BaileyAdams22: When Charlie Crist said "Rick Scott, just too shady for the sunshine state" http://t.co/0UShmogZDR


Hugs or Kisses? — Hugs. It gives you a warm fuzzy feeling. http://t.co/HRY3sVlwgs


I can hear the birds chirpin!


@ChrisTrondsen @IM5band #askim5 would you rather drink squirrel pee or Johnny Depp's wig in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?


Western Jihadi fanboys use of language: peppering sentences with Arabic words to sound knowledgeable - #Comical http://t.co/G2rca1XGh7


@Kummar_King I volunteer to be guinea pig and help test it out 😏🙋


old fellas water froze in that funeral home. he got it unthawed and wants me to help get his pump going again, that place spooks me man..boo


Why is all these artist and new ones making so much trash?


RT @AntiJokeJamal: If you honk your horn .4 seconds after the light turns green, I will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds fo…


Absolutely absurd that they even had to think about that call. #joke #zebras


RT @Alleycelestine: “@ViriDoesItt: Kissin small lips is trash lol..”!!! Yessssss


May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May an elephant caress you with his toes.
May your wife have runners u… http://t.co/h6e278e85s


@jessitron @Bsilverstrim77 ...in fact were I to start a for-profit university this would be the sole requirement for graduation!


@Tattoo_MyLife cuz the whole team trash


@adnanESPN Houston was top five in AHL attendance while Aeros were here. The transplanted snow bird would love a team.


@Yankees Only good thing about this season. #FireCashman .


@desamador you gotta be like me n the twins, just chug it all before everyone


@TechN9ne why did they add your name all ghetto like that? Looks like they used label maker, lol!


Acid yellow http://t.co/hkpOM1iM


LOLOLOL RT @AjalaPilgrim: Freddy still have all the birds, doppz still a wet man, harry still on parry, and we salting


RT @TalibKweli: Do you want to hear the truth or are you only looking to hear what makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? I choose truth…


#inners Still hanging in. #Yankees we need this win. NFL. It's not SUNDAY!!


@cgoodwoman @stevenadamswv Crystal probably only person in world interested in my poor black hillbilly:Jamaica::poor white hillbilly:WV idea


@_JaelynBeeee somebody looks like the die on the first tubes on flappy bird lol!


Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow


RT @osoplain: Soup is so much better when you have enough crackers to crumble in it to make it into a casserole


Thank you Charlie @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @cantUCIMblonde @RevkahJC @PattiSM74 @Kacado


RT @CuteOverloads: baby monkey in the snow im crying 😭🐒❄ http://t.co/gMk5dbjaJQ


Some Douche cubs redneck cubs fan freaked out asking if bites..... No you bloody BERK!!! He's like the… http://t.co/ulc6CMVtki


What barrel of trash doesn't smell as bad? RT @Jay_F5 Imagine Dragons or Nickelback?


@KevinMarin27 I like him but I really doubt he even plays We already got a lot in the big man rotation committed to Bosh bird mcbob & shawne


@ThatChrisEckert Gobble de gook


janet Jackson's nip slip #iconic


@LandonVanBus Charlie Day?


RT @HeroineAddict: 15 y/o me totally understood 'Twin Peaks'.

40 y/o me can't seem to follow these 'The Great Outdoors' Goldfish crackers …


WATCH: Excited ISIS Jihadis Getting Their Yezidi Sex Slaves On 'Distribution Day' http://t.co/n9ExnuVhKs #ISIS #tcot #pjnet #lnyhbt #gop


@sippey That's where birds came from.


Despite the zebra red rocket special, portland beats those jersey shore floppers.


Only Blood Can Satisfy The Hungry Flames Of R’hollor, Charlie Brown


@oliviagobert lmao yes I kind of like it it's not that ghetto yet & they are and then he says "u feel me" 😍😍😭💦


@dish
Was just wondering if yo espect to add mo colored tv stations befo I renew dis


@AnthonyCumia @cokelogic
Hey Antony you speaks colored good


@cxslug I never did those games, but I was obsessed with Angry birds. Which is why it took me so long to do CCS. I was scared. Lol


@nytimes seems if they dont come up with it, its trash, nobody outside hollywood knows what ppl will pay to see..ha! Guess those in hw dont


RT @ABCbirds1: #Neonics are deadly to #birds like the American Kestrel and #bees. Ask @Lowes to take it off their shelves. #EcoWed http://t…


RT @LilTunechi: Eddie Lacy rookie of the year! Well deserved The green & yellow bumble bee bekuz if he hit ya it's gon sting!Green Bay all…


All trash RT @nicekicks: Now that's a lot of stolen shoes...

https://t.co/q0wswXE7Fw


@JStarrTweets I took it harder when Rivera retired. I'm not a Yankee fan but I have a lot of love and respect for em. Especially the core 4


My bird got a headache 😏😒


I grew to hate blonde and primary colored weaves but that wouldn't stop me from requesting some good mouthwork.


#THEBOONDOCKS at 10:30 my nicca!


This is a long yellow for a bunch of track sweeping. Not a ton have taken opportunities to pit. #IndyCar #GoProGrandPrix


RT @MikeTInnes: @AaronWorthing @corrcomm @Icampintense @CarolCNN @CNN So glad Charlie agrees with Carol and CNN that assaulting girls is OK…


Figure all da ofay like to see my family pitcher http://t.co/5WXgKbCM29


If the @Yankees get Dempster, they just look like they're getting older. #smh Bring some youth!!! #mlb


International law enforcement operation disrupts Shylock banking malware - PCWorld: International law enforcem... http://t.co/XiZRs7ATWL


coon RT @HumbleTeej: <fills coffee up halfway> <uses 11 Irish cremes to fill other half>


Love is a bird of flames. Thank you for that song @DAVID_LYNCH @chrysta_bell


#CommonQuestionIGet

Why uou so ghetto?


@Titan4Ever2488 some Mets fan tried telling me Rivera isn't of the best Yankees of all time because he is just a closer. WTF


S/o to my mom came home to tacos and brownies ☺😋


Dis nicca lame


@RonanFarrow Yeah we know about Anglo-American principles.#slavery #hate #racism


RT @NHLDevils: 2-2! Adam Henrique cleans up the trash in front of the net, tying the game for the #NJDevils with 11:06 left in regulation! …


The John Cantlie video issued by Al Furqan media is a new level of the Jihadi propaganda: promises more episodes & wages ideological warfare


Not allowed to play flappy bird around grandma because she swears at me to stop swearing lol


RT @juicygenie: Sheryl crow be my mom


RT @sorryimalex: “@lametears: i only rted alex ramos aka trash to gain followers” #vote5sos


.@agie_sweet36 @VedanteBreh12 @TravelNevada Try visiting @thewashoeclub at night for a real spook!


Bought this Lp in Manchester the other week, had no idea it was coloured vinyl. Man what a steal!!!!! #VinylGasm #Re-Machined


@npratc Explains why they're waving trash bags around over their heads.


RT @WashTimes: John Kerry caught appearing to mock Israel’s ‘pinpoint’ operation in Gaza - http://t.co/3yqFR9LZsR #Israel #Gaza http://t.co…


I'd do anything for an Oreo vanilla bean drink from dunkin & a chocolate chip muffin from there too..I'm starving & that sounds so good now.


I may or may not have at least 4 FOB related tattoos already planned out.


Obama's Hellfire missiles tend to vaporize Jihadis @BemetOr8 @PureMonotheist #UniteBlue


"@g0rillaz0e: Sitting on my window sill, window open, bird tries to fly in. Smacked it. #ProtectTheAnimals" @peta


RT @mpoindc: Wow, Henry Waxman gets caught in a CLASSIC Charlie LeDuff segment after Charlie comes to DC for today's GM hearing: http://t.c…


RT @Loxodonta_s: #News — #Democrats and #AntiSemitism — #Jewish group condemns VP Joe Biden’s offensive reference to "Shylocks" http://t.co…


RT @RayIopez: When you're approaching your high score in flappy bird and die one pipe away http://t.co/bI1RQ6A1ur


See the jumbotron? That’s where the jig is


I remember the VA Tech band called us planet of the apes. I was ready to flip


Where would me life be without God and @levimitchell.....seriously I'd probably be living In a trash can haha!😂


RT @iv9801: Charlie Sheen engaged to porn star http://t.co/THMYpFexic
Mens #Health Tips Sex Toy http://t.co/Hxmlrj1w6m The Adult Toys #KISS…


guess rubes doesn't want to go on a date with me 😔


RT @NiallOfficial: Absolutely perfect day in London! Suns out! Gona be a cracker at wembley tonight ! Yeaaaaahhhh!


@fawfulfan @BigKahuna919191 @alfranken birds of a feather. go away


i wanna go to the ghetto club tonight.


Enjoy 50% off @GreenFestival #DC tickets with our code and check us out at booth #640! Vegan brownies samples & more! http://t.co/scDZnDk2Aq


RT @Harry_Dillema: @GJK1979 @fluutekies @moniquesparla @wltrrr Ik vraag me al maanden af hoe de NL pers zich als een stel hoeren is gaan ge…


I don't want to deal with yesterday's trash! There's a reason it got thrown out in the first place


@FemsHaveBallz have u spent significant time in ANY ghetto, or witnessed the years of terrorism committed by police in the Black community?


RT @MLBFanCave: Derek Jeter and the @Yankees present Paul Konerko with a retirement gift.

WATCH: http://t.co/St6QGJy0j6 http://t.co/7zBGvH…


That was a solid investment of 15 mins. Cue up Frank. Yankees. Wow.


I got dirty birds hey shoot like Larry bird hey


lmaoooo RT @PhillyTheBoss: Everything on BET is trash. RT @MrCOOK_: B-Rad RT @fkinLIVE: White Mike was on BET, he can't be trash


been a long December hasn't it? counting crows (:


RT @drhoagie: .@1Dittlinger Jay; I think once someone has Alzheimer's, suffers from alcoholism and is mildly retarded, people shouldn't mak…


RT @ClutchLikeMJ: Tennessee isn't even orange it's like vitamin pee yellow 😩😂😂😂


@GabeJGonzalez @RPopBox and a prime Leija would trash most of these 140 dudes today!


You know you are in the ghetto when you see streets named Martin Luther King Jr & LittleJohn.
#halp


RT @ManiChakr: @ArvindKejriwal itni bahaduri!!! interviews mein to hamesha marne ko tayyar rehte ho, got scared of crackers? LOL http://t.c…


graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man.


Bjergsen just made a full AS rune page. I don't just me full AS reds and Quints I mean AS reds, blues, yellows, and Quints. 47% AS


@Cee_Murda94 no it's yellow fin. It's in edgewater


Turn on the magic of colored light. #longexposure #lightwriting http://t.co/Um8LBsd6p9


RT @sassytbh: a girl tweeted "you might be ghetto if u bring food from outside into the movies"

no u might be stupid if u pay 4.99 for a b…


I hate that I wake up early the morning after I drink. But the fact that there was a cold yellow gatorade in the fridge gets me so happy


Someone tell the royals to stay home there trash😩


I I haven't watched a single episode of #LHHNY however I'm watching the reunion. This coon shit. I mean the levels of ratcheticity


@DizzyBala God awful, and that dude is Dorian / eggplant black.


RT @Kyle_Lippert: If you buy tickets for Transformers 3D they just lock you in an aluminum trash can and toss you from an overpass into rus…


@Mr_Ritchie_J 5 of us decided to drink Everclear and go to a Yankees game.. Only two made it to their seat


RT @Mobute: Rick Scott vs. Charlie Crist is the worst gubernatorial election in America, and it's the face of our ugly future. http://t.co/…


Chance is trash


RT @chilltweetss: when I make the paper ball into the trash can 💨 http://t.co/Xnx2XEGACm


@mickeyhart lookin good mick!


Flappy bird on bull....


@_icantmiss Boys still got birds in the cage? Lol


Just when I'm feeling totally useless in the world (another) baby bird found in need of #TLC Just call me #DrDolittle http://t.co/Trwmr3HG8v


@ariennajanee thats why youz a yellow bone 💛💛


Dear God, forgive us for a moral slope of values. Shacking is just a pretty word for perpetual fornication. Let's... http://t.co/h0URrTNDfZ


RT @TiredOfTyranny: Jihadi Work Accident: Seven Taliban Fighters Including Top Commander Killed When Roadside Bombs Detonate Prematurely… h…


@CCobey @tess_stepakoff there isn't a green one either. There's red and yellow in that pic...


I've seen #MajorLeauge with Charlie Sheen...........and the #Giants committed sin when they worshipped #barrybonds as a batting coach>


RT @LOHANTHONY: i'd never send my kids to private school because then they would never experience ghetto public school fights


versace bird feeder


Charlie Crist (R, I, D - FL) rumored to demand a recount. #sayfie


Oh your gonna ruining your life just throwing it away smoking weed, but my test scores are higher than yours. . . . Just trash my life


@ItsMeGrizz dink now uknow thats not true


RT @peeabut: Dear god, make me a bird so I can fly far, far far away


Dreamed I was eating a brownie and started salivating and woke up almost coughing myself to death. Today is a struggle.


RT @DragonBallDeez: *Atlanta RT @PacDaGoat: Houston has so many trash drivers


I rather watch the oak cliff redskins and oak cliff comets play hell


@edouglas528 Sorry bout your Yanks Earl....who uya like in the WS?


RT @SickDrawings: 3D bird & feather drawing http://t.co/tcPRVBGspt


Apparently I got chunky for my bday. Worse bday present ever. Lol.
#diettime


RT @Rubberbandits: Yanks have a cocktail called an "Irish car bomb", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 …


@miquelpaniscus @ArcusGreatApes @graspunep The person actually holding the ape is NOT Paris. It's her sister


Zack still questions my love for Oreos lol


f u tumblr bc my blog is black & white but there's so many great colored things I could reblog fml


RT @runofplay: I'm confused. Martins Indi just drew a yellow card, but I didn't see him steal a tank from the Brazilian army and open fire …


RT @SportsNation: So, Yanks have signed Brian McCann & Jacoby Ellsbury. Rumor has it, they still want Robinson Cano, Babe Ruth, Miguel Cabr…


"@kazooook: We actin like it's the 7th day @WesGodLaFlare http://t.co/s9gMtEvpaT"
👻spook


@Pepper_Redbone @Yankees Just getting in! I hope so. Cause they stunk it up last night.


There is no such rule as "tie goes to the runner". Out or safe. #Yankees #JohnSterling


RT @MicheleBachmann: Charlie Rangel should apologize to tea party members. I'll set up meetings so he can explain his outrageous comments. …


But rich is a light skin coon. So it's expected.


RT @BroganWebber: Wiz is garbage to be put in the trash can known as Beyoncé to be put in a dumpster known as the VMAs.


RT @Shakestweetz: Friends of @philbarron: @javachik has let me know that Phil is very ill. His infection has gone septic, and he is fightin…


RT @SullivanMcPig: If those Captcha pictures get any more fuzzy I'm going to need a bot to decipher them


RT @El_Grillo1: In the ME, the crow would eat the bear MT @webradius Obviously not in the ME MT @solemnwatch: Bear Saves Drowning Crow - An…


@EvetteColeman lol true I just want fried Oreos


@MissRobinV that pic with the red bone in braids and that tiger in the back for sale?


RT @JakeG_BasedGod: "Never go full retard"


“@RudeNation21: When girls take my snap backs and beanies lol💩 that's 35 dollars a hat and 40 for the AX beanieS 😒”I don't let them take it


#HOLIDAYSEASONLIVE @ShyGlizzy @plies Shy Glizzy Feat Plies - FREE THA GANG: http://t.co/pYGOSk0qCP


RT @TweetLikeAGirI: when other girls wear beanies they look cute & stylish but when i wear them i look like a member of a drug cartel who s…


@SalaciousSully hopefully not back in da ghetto?


Didn't get to hit the slopes today, but snowboarding lessons first thing in the morning! #excited


RT @Oreo: @Honda Wow, and we thought we were the only ones with a luxurious interior #OreoLove #StufOfLegend


@intheKCmix The last planet of the apes with my kids... It's been a minute


@ilovemytroops @SenatorTimScott I see. So you feel betrayed, your racism comes out. Shocked you didn't call him Uncle Tom you bitter loser


All Okies are trash.


RT @TwangNation: On this day , February 13, in 2002 Waylon Jennings left us for that honky-tonk in the sky - Dreaming My Dreams - ht ...


@mrfoolycooly i dont think he did the celestial dragon killed him


Have you ever popped champagne on a plane, while gettin some brain
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen Snakes on a Plane"


RT @firemunky: RIP Tom Foley
RIP Greg Sikorskey
RIP Charlie Anaya
RIP Wells Crowther
RIP Andy Fredericks


Thank you, hand out that candy Charlie @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @PattiSM74


This 8 yr old on #masterchefjunior made my chicken look like trash.


@dustincmc @KevinKillsThngs ghetto=black


So, I can get into something closely approximating the full bird of paradise yoga pose. TIME TO MAKE MY RAGDOLL COSPLAY


Early morning beer as a reward for waking up and taking the trash out


You always buy me colored goldfish when my stash is low, and you are a constant inspiration to me and… http://t.co/nCPd8uSljf


The KFAN mock draft continues, Cleveland is "on the clock". Paul Allen has the Vikings 8th pick. I am going with Def back, Justin Gilbert


@RainCaudillo word. Do any of ur decisions include anchor, feather, infinity sign, bird?


@NoHazardNoParty @PiBBzYx @piersmorgan @Jim_McLaren I can't wait for the day they take them be a boon for the entire nation


@pontotoc2 Aren't they the best? There story is here: http://t.co/Hs3nIFMueK. Now it's time to visit our yellow friends at @21cCincinnati!


At this rate, I'd cheer for the awful New York Yankees over the St. Louis Cardinals.


Jihadi rehab needs to account for the unpleasant fact that it's the worst behaviors that *attract* participants. http://t.co/nJJGA7S5LQ


@carolinebakkk those were bumblebees....


@terrorwatchusa .....I think its about #Whites trying to be the most #Blackish ......what we in Socal call "wiggers". #liberals #democrats


@Notsosweetpea I like brownies 😢


@MikesGraffix @MalachiDupre all that trash talk and we win championships!!! You're boring me dude #NationalChamps


@IAMQUEENLATIFAH @plated letz getup deep dish vocal mix Nagasaki Hiroshima yellow asian flu ^n emoto ill egg god? http://t.co/CH0XfVEKz9


my girlfriend, I kid you not, eats bacon without dipping it into the tub of creamy butter I've laid out. I'm like "what are you, a bird?"


@XxminijokerXx I HATE birds! They just piss me off about the fact that I can't fly!


@justinhall3434
God bless you whitey. I be sleepin in tomorrow


@Yankees isn't that kind of saying the #Braves won't make it to the World Series? LOL


RT @UncleBlazer: Yo mama so ghetto she uses cigarette butts as q-tips


RT @SSNAlerts: Rick Scott takes 49% of vote, Charlie Crist takes 46%. Scott wins second term: http://t.co/MmkyGCYVG1 #sayfie #FlaPol http:/…


I'd be the best at owning a bird. I could teach them the funniest things to say.


@heavensenttynae you kno I love stuffed clams bai


RT @weakenednachos: last thought before bed: in '92 we had a "mock election" in 3rd grade and i voted for Perot. maybe i related to his rea…


@BlakeAnderson21 @jo_clark6 chicken fried steak it is boys mash potatoes gravy green beans corn an ice cream an brownies for after


RT @ChristineKKTV: Great weather to hit up the slopes this weekend... @Arapahoe_Basin & @LovelandSkiArea open Saturday! #COwx #skiseason ht…


I love how we can marry and still be the same queer, messy, funny, fabulous, dramatic community we've always been. Why I love us.


@AnthonyCumia Enjoy it,I'm happy for you,but I hate the Yankees,and yes the Sox did choke


“@nypost: If you used the ObamaCare website you should definitely change your password http://t.co/VEd4Yyztok” hahahahahah that's sad #boon


RT @Harry_Styles: It was all yellow. http://t.co/xB4dkWuoKi


EXPOSED: Jihadi kidnap and murder handbook... and plan to infiltrate British Army and police http://t.co/gkP1vG6Pnw via @wordpressdotcom


RT @LuckyLanceJ: A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.~ @DrMayaAngelou


@Crewz76 I miss Tupac rap offs hillbilly


She sounded like a bird crowing


RT @syd_renae: @2014Alyssa I have a pink fuzzy one & a silky silver one. Bathrobes are a wonderful thing 💁😎😍


RT @MaryWCVB: Charlie Baker about to make his final election eve campaign stop- here at Swampscott High School. #wcvb #wcvbpoli http://t.co…


@michigannews13 an coaches dont put them in positions to be successful, the offensive struggles can all be put on gardner, program is trash


My teacher always says "Has a man ever abused his wife while using marijuana? Not unless she hides the Oreo cookies then she deserves it."


Won't catch me sneak dissing, thats fo the birds.


Jihadis identify a man from #Indonesia as the one who carried a massive suicide bombing on Speicher camp #Iraq http://t.co/h1hjHYnbY2


Would you rather be a monkey or a gorilla? — Neither, they're both hairy! But if I had to choose, a monkey. They... http://t.co/h2RQF5OqWb


@ExurbanKevin birds of a feather flock together? @SubBeck


@Scoob3y yeah and you're gonna play with retards who wanna do drugs all day but 🐸☕


@craigcalcaterra Hes behind the plate for the game tonight here in AZ. Im looking to buy a red&yellow Balkamania shirt I can tear off there.


RT @jewtanski: When you has a frownie, eats a brownie


I'm just tryna get to sleep before the birds start getting rowdy.


#mt #goauche #monkey #oldpainting #vinyl #jazz #lounge http://t.co/hueH4HCxx7


#Royals 2-1!! Fantastic. Ready for tomorrow's sweep of the disposed O's. #Yankees 4ever except this month.


RT @Manstagram_: When I make the paper ball into the trash can http://t.co/m90W9N1zbT