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What is the term for adult children who refuse to accept their aging parents? | I've been called a “manchild” before so I think I know what I'm talking about in reference to my mother who is aging. I often refuse the reality that one day I won't have to deal with her anymore because she'll be dead. As for the term “manchild” it is offensive and arguably worse than saying the N word. If I were to r... |
Is it true that everyone is a little crazy? | Absolutely. Everyone is a little crazy, especially around me. I find that I often have to be the voice of reason among a crowd of people who belong in Arkham Asylum. Just the other day my mother flipped out on me while in public and her behavior was incredibly embarrassing for a woman of her age (74). We were at Walmar... |
I was talking with a girl at my school, but I found out that she was just trolling with me. (dm for full story if ur interested) Can someone with experience give me some advice? | Oh absolutely, and I'm sorry to hear this happened to you. I broke up with my girlfriend in November when I learned she was just trolling me. She created this crazy online persona and named herself Emily Horr which as it turns out wasn't her true identity. It all happened when I was going out with her on a date to Burg... |
Is chugging soda harmful? | According to my mother it is, however, I have never had any issues personally. My mother hates fun so whenever I am drinking soda she complains that I “spend hundreds” on the soda that I consume even though this is clearly not true, and even if it was there's no reason why she should be giving me shit for it. I'm sorry... |
What is some good advice that you've ever gotten or received? | “Assertion is key,” this advice was initially given over a year ago by my friend and co-author of the book I am writing, my dear friend Nathan H. di Angelo. The advice sounds simple enough, behaving in an assertive manner will often garner the type of attention you seek, but the advice is like a rented money counter: i... |
Do you like Easter? Why? | It depends, sometimes I like it, but sometimes I fucking hate Easter. Not the holiday itself per se, but how my mom has turned it into an event that I've grown to despise. Sometimes Easter is awesome as hell, but other times, like a situation that happened on my 27th birthday my mom just couldn't do the right thing. Fo... |
Why do people lie when it's so obvious they are lying? | Because they think they can get away with it. Being a genius I can see through almost any lie, and even if I don’t figure it out immediately give me time and I will know the truth, the full truth. My ability to identify bullshit is unrivaled, I should really look into being a judge because I’m confident I can give the ... |
How do you respond when someone asks, “Where are you going? | The only person who asks me where I'm going is my mom. Now, how I respond depends on the situation and what was happening and why I was leaving, so for simplicity I will be giving just a few examples. Although my memory is spectacular I'd be here all day writing and you'd be reading, so I'll keep things simple. When I ... |
How does life get so complicated? | Well, life gets more and more complex with the addition of activities, occupations, and other responsibilities. I have been aware of this and sought to live a simple life, and I have with moderate success achieved my goal. It all started back when I was a young adult finishing high school. I was without a direction in ... |
What do you call a person who isn’t afraid of the consequences? | I call them based. Consequences are only as bad as you let them be. Take for example my mother and her karenous actions against me and my brilliance. Her bedtimes, the way she grounds me, transit sanctions me, or in anyway restricts my devices, access to or use of the internet. The fact is it just was her 74th birthday... |
My mum threw her hot tea on me. Am I overreacting or is it abuse? | You should never let your mother push you around like this, in fact you should be the one throwing tea at her. I've thrown my mom's tea more times than I can count. Your mom gave birth to you so it is her responsibility to take care of you, not the other way around. What your mom did was certainly abusive. It is also a... |
I wasted my 4 years in university. Now I failed. What should I do? | I’m not sure how you failed all 4 years. I passed all 4 years of university, but I recognize that it may have been easier for me considering I am a genius. However, I don’t think there’s anything you need to worry about. College is for losers anyway and I didn’t learn that until after I was out when it was too late. If... |
How do I secure a job abroad? | It's really easy actually. I'm originally from Oklahoma, but landed a job at Burger King a few years ago in Ohio. Basically you just need to have you social security and driver's license and apply online. The process should take a few weeks at most. However, I don't recommend Burger King. They always treated me like my... |
What does "okay, hate me and destroy me" mean? | Basically, you use this when someone is angry at you for no reason. You say “okay hate me and destroy me,” if someone is getting angry over nothing and they start slandering you. I don't say those words verbatim, but I've said similar things in response to my mom who just seems to want to cause problems and make me fee... |
Would you allow a gay best friend to give you head? | Maybe, it would depend on the circumstances. My best friends are Santa and Nathan H. di Angelo and I doubt either of them would do that. I would probably decline if either of them offered. I've been hit up recently on Quora with a similar offer, although I'm a little worried about meeting up since he deadass just dropp... |
He threatened to publicly distribute files stolen from my laptop. What do I do? | I've had a similar incident. Except I was the one with the laptop, and I wasn't making any threats. While visiting my friend Nathan H. di Angelo's house in California a man frantically knocked on the door. His name was Mike and knew the name of the homeowner and everything. He was wearing a suit and tie and asking me f... |
Do you often feel angry at Christmas? | Absolutely. Today was just another example of everything that I hate about Christmas. Everyone seems to have this expectation that they get presents whether or not they're good people. I believe people should get presents equal to their worth as individuals. Today I attended Christmas at my sister's house. I decided to... |
Have you ever given a loved one a household appliance like a vacuum cleaner, toaster, blender, for Christmas? What was their reaction to the present(s) they received? | Yes I have, a few months ago my mom was acting like a tyrant and forcing me to clean up using a vacuum cleaner. At the time I was really pissed off, so I cut the cord using gardening shears and threw the vacuum down the stairs. As it hit the stairs it made large crashes while hitting each step. At the bottom of the sta... |
What, when and where was your first gay experience? | Well, I wouldn't consider my self “gay” per se however I find women deeply unattractive and see men as more desirable to have as a partner. For the longest time I didn't hold this view. In fact for years I would Google erotic imagery of women. At one point my wallpaper was even a sexy image of a bear that had feminine ... |
Are you interested in a free gift card for $100? | yes |
Which investment can beat the inflation in long term? | CS:GO/ CS2 skins. I know this as I am an avid investor in the CS2 market and have been for many years. I have been victim to a travesty of justice that has been several years in the making, and it's about damn time someone spoke up. My mother has been failing to adjust my allowance for inflation, and it's been even mor... |
What does it mean when people who don't like you (family members, friends) invite you to parties like Christmas or a birthday party but still want you around? | It means they are putting on a façade in an attempt to look like normal people and not complete dicks. However do not be mistaken by this seeming gesture of kindness, as you will often feel alienated at the party. Best case scenario nobody will interact with you, but the worst-case scenario is everyone pushes your butt... |
What is your cheap, go-to gift idea for a person that's difficult to buy for? | When purchasing a gift it's essential to make sure you're both balancing cost, quality, and how it will be received. In other words you want to get the most bang for your buck, and you don't want to gift something that will just sit on a shelf collecting dust. Given the nature of the person you have described it is imp... |
How do you handle someone stealing your parking spot? | Back in college for a brief period I lived with a friend of mine named Seth in his condo. For the most part people were respectful of parking, and since most of the driveways were shared there was only enough room for two vehicles, so Seth parked his car on the driveway and I parked mine on the street in front of Seth’... |
How do I clean a blender after use? | I was trying to use blender but it’s way too fucking complicated. I spent nearly two hours trying to figure out how to make a 3d model of my mom so I could use a 3d printer and give it to her as a gift. Instead I was left feeling disappointed, it was a total waste of my time, so I played CS:GO instead. I suggest that w... |
If I work hard, people reward me. Why? | I find this hard to believe, and I suspect this is a troll question, but I will answer regardless. Most of the time there is no point in giving a full effort to anything. In fact I am one of the most successful men in the world and I got to this place by giving half effort and doing the bare minimum. It started back in... |
I am going back to college tomorrow. What should I do to prepare? | Make preparations on how you're planning to cheat this year. Although it is MY idea, I am feeling generous to tell my strategies to everyone. Given that technology had improved a lot since I was in college there are more options than ever before to cheat in class! Remember to make good first impressions by everyone, an... |
How do I establish and maintain good relationships in the workplace? | Building relationships and connections are essential to thrive in the business world. Nowadays, it seems like nobody even thinks about how they come across to others. I have met people in my days who seemed to have pleasant personalities, but the ways that they presented themselves were completely unprofessional. For e... |
Why is it before I could greet random people and now I can’t? | Perhaps your confidence has been destroyed at one point or another. Possibly this was because of a traumatic experience. Back in June I was with my best friend, and fellow Quoran Nathan H. di Angelo and his daughter Ari at Kruger National Park in South Africa. We were in a tour van at the park alongside another group t... |
Jerry did you steal $750 from your mother? | On several occasions actually, but not recently that I can remember |
When should children move out? | Whenever they please. I am 46 years old and I have lived in Oklahoma, Chicago, and Ohio. I have lived for a short while in my friend Seth’s condo, but for the majority of my life, I have lived with my mother. There is often conflict between me and my mother because she believes that I am “spending her pension,” It’s re... |
I don’t have goals in my life. What should I do?Is it bad? | To be completely honest I think that the question you should be asking why you feel like you need goals. Life can be enjoyable with or without goals as in life the best thing you can do is enjoy it. The way I have developed my goals was by identifying a want and doing my best to achieve it. For example, I wanted to get... |
Until what age did you believe in Santa Claus? | Better question, at what age did you become an Anti-Santite. Around the holidays Santa Claus denial and Anti-Santite rhetoric is often ramped up by non-believers in order to ruin our holiday and our Santa. Santa is a good friend of mine, so this question is quite silly implying he isn't real, but I guess some people ne... |
How do you become a self-made genius? | It isn't easy for people who are idiots unlike me. I was simply born a genius, but I do have a few tips for people who aren't intelligent yet. One tip that I did was simple time management. I prioritized my time for what was most important. For example, I can remember the days I would cheat on tests so that I wouldn't ... |
I'm as early as 24 years of age and I'm interested to become a billionaire. What advice would I get from you? | Seeing as I am a genius you have come to the right place. I am probably one of if not the most successful men in the Akron, Ohio area. I have an entrepreneurial spirit and a background in both formal and informal education. Although I haven't made it big yet I am sure that my days are numbered until I am living a life ... |
Does “sup” mean shut up? | No, it doesn’t mean “shut up,” The word ‘sup’ is a portmanteau combining the words ‘what’s’ and ‘up’ so when people are saying “sup,” they are saying “what’s up,” Funny story: I said “sup,” when answering the door to my parole officer. I was asked “Jerry, have you gotten into any physical altercations with anyone recen... |
How many plates would I need to break at a restaurant for it to be unacceptable? | I have a mathematical equation to figure this out as this is more complicated than you may think. (K.1+B^2)×P=% K= Karens and should be marked as .1 per each Karen B= Bullies and should be also marked as 1 for each bully, but make sure to square it. P= Number of plates you have broken. Each plate counts as 1. %= The pe... |
What do I do? I had a heated argument with my boss yesterday and she is not at work today. | What was your argument about? To be honest I don’t really think it should be an issue because one time I slapped my manager with a hamburger because they were a Karen and I hated them. It was so hilarious and I got fired which was completely worth it when I got fired because now I don’t have to work at Burger King anym... |
How do I get as rich as a billionaire? | You have come to the right place because I am a certified genius and have a great entrepreneurial spirit. Here are my top 10 ideas on how to get as rich as a billionaire.Be born with a billionaire fatherBe born with a billionaire motherBe born with billionaire grandparentsBe born with a billionaire extended familyBe bo... |
Today I bought this matriss for 5& (could not find the money sign) is it a steel? It had bed bug so itchy? | First of all, I spent 15 minutes trying to decipher what you were asking because your spelling really needs some work. I even asked my mother what she thought it meant and with her help we could decode what this meant like the Rosetta Stone. To answer your question I personally think that you are quite savvy with money... |
What is a reasonable budget for a total basement renovation? My client's basement was flooded with 5 feet of water and I need to redo everything. | I don't know for certain because I hardly if ever use tools, but there is one thing that I know for certain. You need to think smarter and not harder. For example, what do you mean by renovation? Clearly if it's flooded in 5 feet of water you could do two things.You could quote them for a swimming pool and change nothi... |
What do you say to someone when they ask you why you lie? | One time my family got angry at me for lying. Allow me to give context to the situation. At my nephew’s birthday party I was permitted to do a comedy routine. My family got angry at me even though my routine was funny. For context my nephew was going through chemotherapy and so he was bald. I started my comedy routine ... |
Do you ever lie down and eat? | I was curious from seeing this question and I tried lying down and eating. Unfortunately however, I was eating soup and it spilled all out from the bowl onto my mother's fur carpet. I also screamed in pain because my hot soup burned my skin. My mother came in and yelled at me claiming that I “reinvented the wheel,” so ... |
What sad news have you received? | Recently my mother said that she planned on charging me $150 from my 46th birthday party all because I used my resources. The lights in my room and in the bathroom have been out since February, so I was sick of the lights being out. One small issue was that I had to play video games, so being a genius I found a listing... |
Why are white men so worshiped in foreign countries? | For me this wasn't the case when I visited India. I was looked at by people because I wasn't necessarily in the most touristy areas because I was experiencing life in lesser known parts of India. Nobody ever worshipped me, in fact they were rude to me. I was in a city called Mathura, in Uttar Pradesh, and I was hungry ... |
There is a guy blackmailing me. What can I do to stop him? | There isn’t much you can do when someone is blackmailing you. I know from personal experience that when I blackmail people there isn’t much to stop me. For example, one time I found out that one of my friends was in the closet, and didn’t want to tell his religious parents. This was perfect because at the time I was sh... |
Are there any solutions to release stress? | I find that leaving the situation that causes the stress is a good way to calm yourself down and have a relaxed mind. For example, in 2021 I asked my mother if I could have a Playstation 5 for my birthday since she had failed to give me one for Christmas. I asked her over and over again and she said “I’ll think about i... |
What are some different ways I can get revenge on someone? | It really depends on who your enemy is and what you need revenge for. In my 45 going on 46 years of life I have gotten revenge on many many souls who dared to wrong me. Throughout my childhood I have mastered the art of vengeance. I have always had a interest in justice since I was a young lad. Here are a few examples ... |
I have noticed lately that my laptop has been missing from my house. I suspect it is from my friend who recently visited. What should I do about this? There are important files in there to do with my job at a university. | Hi Nathan, I realize now that I forgot to tell you what happened to your laptop. I promise that I did not in fact steal your laptop, what happened instead was while you were getting dinner during my visit I was watching Seinfeld. Upon hearing a knock on the door. I opened the door and a man immediately asked “Is Nathan... |
Why did I stop feeling any emotion when my mom yells at me? Usually, When she yells at me, I cry or feel scared. But today, I just stared at her blankly and nodded every now and then. This has never happened before. Is it normal for this to happen? | I can relate a lot. My mother was a complete Karen when I was a child. She uses to yell, but now I am less bothered than I used to be. I simply react by ignoring her, rolling my eyes, and realizing that I am not the issue. I am 45 years old, and have had it with being abused by my mother. She once insulted me by callin... |
I just got a new 3 cu ft microwave and I want to test it out. What will happen if I microwave lettuce? | I know what happens when you microwave lettuce. One time after a long day’s work at Burger King I decided to leave my shift 5 and a half hours early. I took a burger with me and I drove back home. I was feeling very tired after 30 minutes of work, so I got settled down for the night. I microwaved my burger, and at firs... |
What are the things you will do when you’re worried? | I don't find myself worried often as I haven't really felt much stress in my life. After years of been able to attribute many factors of my lifestyle to my longevity (I am 45) and my life seemingly free of stress. In fact, when visiting India I never got stressed after losing my passport. It was lost when I learned tha... |
What is the best way to give consequences to a tattling child in school? | Tatting children are always the fucking worst. I have been tattled on countless times over the years, and it pisses me off so much. For example, one time in 6th grade I was tattled on for spitting gum under the desk. I was trying to create the world's largest gum glob underneath a desk, but I was stopped by this comple... |
Is it weird for a freshman in high school to throw a party? | Well, the party I threw freshman year was certainly weird. I had this huge party planned out for Spring Break, and I invited a ton of people. I didn’t feel like personally inviting, so I offered some kids a dollar for each referral. I ended up having 50 people show up. My parents left, and I got to preparing. I saved u... |
I’m a complete introvert, regards getting a job, what are the tips would you give if you’re having struggles picking up phone calls or calling them? What jobs would you recommend for introverts that doesn’t involve demanding events? | I’m not an introvert, but I also hated picking up calls for work. They were always stupid things like “Jerry you are late,” and “Jerry you can’t leave whenever you want,” I thought it was bullshit, and I fucking hated how strict they were, so whenever I got a call from them I would do my accent and say “This is not Jer... |
Why do we freeze water instead of taking ice from Iceland? | Probably because if we do this too much Iceland will be gone in a bunch of drinks. I went to McDonald's and got a bag of ice the other day. I don't want to feel guilty of eating someone's ice home or the ice land they used to farm iceberg lettuce. |
What do you do if you don't receive a present from the person who invited you to their party on your birthday? | I was at a white elephant event a few years ago and I couldn’t wait to get some gifts. I was with this improv group that I was trying out, and it was going well. It was odd that I didn’t get an invitation, but I showed up anyways. It was in a hotel lobby, and I went over to where I saw the group. The leader of the impr... |
What are the most toxic social norms, in your society? | Society tends to be unwilling to accept those who are different. There are certain behaviors that are frowned upon, and it has led to a dangerous trend. First, allow me to explain that I have been a victim of many hate crimes in the past due to my creativity and genius making me stand out as different. Mainly, I have b... |
How do I get people to stop making fun of my face? | Good question. I have also been made fun of for my face. For context this was back in 2010 when I was 33 years old. I had this great Shrek costume ready for Halloween. I put green dye on my face, and I put on my Shrek costume. It looked great, and I was ready to go trick or treating. I starting trick or treating early ... |
My parents are abusive and violent towards me. They are extremely religious and force me to practice their religion. I'm 18 years old and atheist. What should I do? | Never let someone force their beliefs on you. I am constantly harassed by all kinds of people for some of my beliefs. Such as my belief in Santa Claus. I know that Santa exists for a fact because since the age of seven when I baked Santa cookies I got on his permanent nice list. So many non-believers and anti-Santites ... |
What is the typical behavior of an Aquarius person around people they dislike? | Seeing as the human body is 60% water I think we are all “Aquarius” in a way. Our body is similar to an aquarium because we also have water, and sometimes we have fish inside of us. I don’t really know what this question is asking because aquariums don’t really have dislikes as they don’t have feeling. I guess that aqu... |
Why do we hate unsuccessful people? | I can't possibly assume which country you call home as Quora has users all across the globe. I can give you the reasoning however for America. In America we tend to believe that people make their own success, so when someone doesn't it must mean there is something flawed with that individual. This idea however is stupi... |
I was told I’m at the age where it is okay to still live with my parents? I’m 23 with a child and I have a full time job. It makes sense for me to move out. | I don’t understand the question and the rush to leave your parents house. Let’s get a few facts straight, first you are 23. That was the age I was when I graduated college. I assume that you either just got out of college, or you went straight to the job market. Either way there is no shame in staying with your parents... |
What is the best way to politely tell your guests that their kids are being too loud and disrupting other guests at your party? | Having helped my mother host many dinner parties I can say that it is one of the worst annoyances when guest’s kids can’t shut the fuck up. I have found a few strategies to tell the parents, but I also recommend distracting them.Make up an illness: I make up an illness that I am sensitive to noise and their kids need t... |
How much would you be ready to pay to prank your friend with a video? It could be for any sort of occasion: birthday, bachelor party invitation, etc. | It depends on what type of video you want. If you wanted a cameo make sure you are on the proper site. I went on Craigslist and I found someone claiming to be Nickocado Avacado and I paid $500 for him to tell me that everyone else is a bully. Turns out it wasn't Nickocado because shortly after the transaction the accou... |
Are there any pros or cons to living at home after high school? | I have been living at home all through college until now. I am now 45 and I have never moved out of my mother's house. Here are some pros and cons. Pros:My mother cleans up after me. This is great when I don't feel like doing my laundry or cleaning my room.My mom buys me games, snacks, and pays for everything. Addition... |
Will my number get disconnected if I prank call people? | No, it wont! Prank calling is a favorite pastime of mine. When I feel bored I like to disrupt business just for the laughs. For example, I like to prank call Pizza Hut and ask for a Purple Moon Pizza. I also like to call Sonic and ask for a piss flavor slushee. Unfortunately now when I call my friends I come up as Spam... |
What are the best ways to deal with crazy people screaming? | Assert dominance by also screaming. During black Friday in 2007 there was a huge fight at this furniture store I was at. There was lots of screaming and yelling which could come across as overwhelming. I decided to defuse the situation by adding myself into the fight, yelling, and then ripping apart pillows. Unfortunat... |
During Christmas, my 4-year-old son was throwing a tantrum, so I told him that Santa wasn’t real. Was this reasonable? | No, lying to your child isn’t acceptable, and they deserve to know the truth unless it will cause them harm to know. What is acceptable: Letting them know their behavior is likely to result in their name being added to Santa’s Naughtly List and they will have a negative relationship with Santa, who will be pissed off a... |
How is sense of humor so important in today's world? | You can make light of awful situations. Man’s Search for Meaning is a book by Viktor Frankl, and it describes his experiences being a Jewish person who survived the Holocaust and he lived at Auschwitz. He was very lucky to have survived and his experiences apply to many people's lives. In one part he explains how humor... |
How do you deal with an adult who is behaving like a child and throwing temper tantrums because he didn't get his own way? | I don’t know. People who act like this are absolute Karens. One time when I was at the grocery store I was shopping, and my mother was angry because I was buying high calorie junk food. She was really upset, and was basically being a Karen because she said “Jerry put that back,” so I who was 39 at the time behaved matu... |
What’s the best excuse your child ever gave you to be excused from dinner? | Not my child as I am a virgin, but my nephew. We were eating steak and he complained there was no lobster as he wanted surf n’ turf. We were in Cape Cod, and I was 38 at the time, so I joked “Why don't you just go and catch a lobster?” Unfortunately, he actually wanted to do it, so I was forced to go outside and help h... |
My cousin’s brother is mad at me because I tried to prank him with his friend. What should I do now? | When this happens I tend to find that playing the victim is an effective strategy. I pranked my friend James in sixth grade by throwing a rock at a wasp nest above him. It upset the wasps and he ran away getting stung. I giggled and he ran inside my house. I knew that James was a tough guy, and he didn’t even cry he ju... |
How can you tell if someone is about to lose their temper? | Well, I know a lot about myself because I have had my temper on countless occasions. When I am getting angry I begin to visibly get aggressive. This is then followed by me doing something to the person making me angry. Most of the time I destroy their nearest possessions. If they don't have anything I can easily destro... |
Are temper tantrums an effective management strategy? | Yes. My go to response for anger or any type if discomfort is called a “temper tantrum,” by my peers, but I see it as a way to manage my emotions. Four years ago a kid was being annoying in an Italian restaurant while I was eating food with my family. He was running around the store, and I was pissed off, so I simply s... |
What does it mean when someone says they fell on themselves? | I have done this before. One time at the trampoline park I was jumping around and having fun. This was when I was 30 years old. Then this kid challenged me to do the coolest jump. I wasn't going to let some little nerd win, so I jumped up the wall, but I miscalculated and I fell onto my arm. I fell onto myself, so I wa... |
What does it mean when people say "I'm keeping an eye on you"? | I think you are mistaken. It is actually “I’m keeping an ‘I’ on you,” which means you have an incomplete on your report card. I had many of these through school, but it all ended up well because now I am living comfortably at 45 with my mother. Her pension is the best because I never need to work. I had a job at Burger... |
What are some nice things to say? | I complemented this person who was always going to work looking like absolute garbage. I told her “Wow, you actually look good today,” it felt good being nice to ugly people. She cried and left and I got reprimanded by my manager for “creating a toxic work environment,” it was such bullshit, so I went to the soda machi... |
Is it rude to invite a friend to a party that you were invited to even if you asked permission from the host? | Yes. It's rude as fuck when random people come over to my parties. I once invites 7 people to my dinner party, and then more than a dozen showed up uninvited. I was so pissed so I screamed “GET OUT!” Turns out it was my mother's book club meeting up, and my mother grounded me in front of my friends. It was embarrassing... |
How do the elves feel about Santa's work? | I have met Santa on various occasions. With some research online and speaking with Santa I can tell you that even though there are some labor violations it's all for the better. In Santa's village elves live in massive apartment blocks and some live in communes. The elves all happily work, sleep, and die in Santa's vil... |
How does Mrs. Claus feel about her husband's job? | She probably is happy with his career choices, but disappointed that Santa hasn't given me my Christmas wish. I want to lose my virginity, but even though I have wished for it for 32 years I haven't even gotten my wish. This is disappointing because Santa should have gotten around to it by now. She probably is pissed a... |
Does Santa Claus have a Christmas list? | I do believe that Santa has a Nice List out there somewhere because I am certainly on it. I get presents from Santa every year because I behave well. In addition to this I remember reading a story somewhere that in 2011 when Osama bin Laden's house was raided they took his computer. Hidden in an encrypted folder was Sa... |
How do you think Santa Claus will change in the future? | Hopefully he does. I know Santa for many things. First he has been consistent in bringing me gifts almosy my entire life. Ever since I was 6 and I baked Santa cookies I have been on his permanent Nice List. However, even being on Santa's Nice List doesn't come with everything. For example sometimes Santa forgets a wish... |
What are some tips for managing anger towards one's parents as a grown adult? | Good question! I have often found myself having to manage my anger for many many years. I have been very pissed of by my friends parents, so let me explain how I chose to handle it. First, here is some context. While eating dinner with my friend’s parents his mother asked “Jerry could you pass the salt?” I was so excit... |
Why do people feel bad after hearing the death news of a person they once knew? | Honestly, I don’t get it either. I was at a funeral and when I overheard someone saying “he is in a better place,” I was stumped. I thought to myself what the hell are they talking about. So I responded “how is the ground better?” an old lady loudly exclaimed “how dare you?” and I was puzzled. What had I done wrong. So... |
Does the US have anything to regret? | Not electing me to president. I am running once again in 2024 because I am a certified genius, and would make this country so much better. My entire political career has been a failure because nowadays people value complete buffoons and not people with the brains. I am qualified for the presidency because I know what p... |
I was invited to a party but I don't know the other guests. How do I politely decline? | Why would you decline? Are you anxious about meeting new people? You shouldn’t worry about meeting new people, and I would suggest that you go to meet other people. I went to a party back in college and basically nobody knew me before, but after the party I was famous. This was because during the party someone called m... |
Is it ever acceptable to skip dinner and just have dessert? | I mean, I don’t see why not. My mother seems to have an issue when I go strait to dessert and it doesn’t make much sense. My mom got angry because instead of eating my dinner of clam chowder I just ate an entire cheesecake. I don’t know why she was angry because clam chowder tastes so bad. |
How do I deal with the stress of high school? | Well I'm not sure that I am the most qualified to answer because in my education I had stress only on few occasions. Gradewise I was very smart, so I never had to worry because I would always get at least D’s, C’s and sometimes I would even get B’s on tests. However, when it came to midterms and final exams I tended to... |
Are little white lies more acceptable than big ones? | In my opinion they are, but society seems to have a different perspective. Namely, my mother gets angry regardless of how large or small my lies are. She got just as mad when I lied to my dentist as when I lied to my probation officer. Allow me tell the two stories so that you can understand how stupid it is that my mo... |
Why do I hate to see other people ruin their lives? | Not sure. Most of the time we think of people ruining their lives we really hate to see people getting consequences for their actions. Like for example there was this guy I knew named Tarun. Tarun was an absolutely awful Karen because on my birthday he forgot to tell me “happy birthday,” logically, I chose the responsi... |
How can you cook iceberg lettuce so that it is healthy and does not taste like raw cabbage? | My recipe is good. Ingredients: 4 tbsp of lard 1/2 lb of cheddar cheese 1 head of iceberg lettuce 1 ounce of orange juice Directions:Using a large pot heat up cheddar cheese on either stove top or open flame.Melt lard and put iceberg lettuce in a single thick layer.Once iceberg lettuce is light brown (and not from rot)... |
What does an iceberg lettuce taste like? | I used to work at Burger King, so this is one of the few times my credential will actually make sense on an answer. With the experience I got being an employee I can tell you that iceberg lettuce tastes as poor as my life's decisions. It's somewhat crunchy, but at the end of the day it's like every vegetable. It's just... |
What are some thoughts on giving the two thumbs up pose in pictures? Is it okay or is it considered rude today? | I was typing, and initially thought that two thumbs up isn’t rude, but actually in certain circumstances it could potentially come off as rude because everyone in the world is a Karen. I would take pictures mostly with one tumb up because I normally hold the camera in my other hand. One time at a funeral I put my camer... |
If I did something bad in school and I try to give money to the teacher to not tell anybody, could I get in trouble? | Yes, in junior year I was failing history, and I tried to pay the teacher part of my allowance that I saved up. I offered $7.00, but the teacher was a Karen and wouldn’t change my grades. Instead I got reported to the principal and they said it was an “violation of the school’s code of ethics,” I thought it was obvious... |
Who cooks Christmas dinner in your family, and do you help out? | Typically it is my mother who cooks on Christmas. I help out by helping to eat all of the food. She makes a lot of food because I like to pig out on whatever she cooks. I also help out by going grocery shopping because I am so responsible and I also get to by candy sometimes when I go out to the grocery store. If mom d... |
What are your thoughts on going out to dinner with friends or family? | I usually like going to dinner with my friends and family. I was eating dinner with my family 3 days ago, and we were enjoying our meal. I tried to show my magic trick and the table, and I started to drink my water through my nose. I accidently inhaled the water and I sprayed water all over the table. My mom was being ... |
What are some ways to prevent friends and family members from wasting food? | Well, when I am being wasteful my mom used to close the trash bin so that I can’t open it anymore. However, I found out how to open the garbage bin, so now she just removes the trashbag. However, I discovered that I can still waste meals without the trashbag by putting my food down the garbage disposal. I guess the onl... |
Why do I hate mean and rude people? | Because they make you feel bad. For example, I am and always have been a victim of sever bullying, both in real life and online. People tend to hate on me for basically no reason other than they don’t like me. The reason that we don’t like mean and rude people is because, well they are mean and rude and they make us fe... |
-What is "ghosting" and why is it rude? | Ghosting is when you are in a relationship with someone online and then all of a sudden you stop messaging and responding to messages with no apparent reason. It's called ghosting because they dissappear like a ghost. This can be rude because it leaves someone abandoned without reason and can make them feel awful espec... |
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