| | text,label |
| | Come over Now Nobody is here except me,1 |
| | I love when the house is empty because I can walk around naked Getting a visual,1 |
| | ah do you play it then?,0 |
| | lederhosen,0 |
| | Miss me yet,1 |
| | "i'm doing a pathology major, which is less interesting than it sounds",0 |
| | Ive been dreaming of you even when Im wide awake,1 |
| | greetings 😸,1 |
| | How how has your day been?,0 |
| | Dont worry if I fight with you Worry if I stop Because that means there is nothing left to fight for,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Aw :( it’s beautiful just how it is Lilyana,0 |
| | is the best,0 |
| | Meet outside alder in 10?,1 |
| | I’m hiring a lit DJ,0 |
| | or great dane?,0 |
| | Now I'm curious,0 |
| | and illegal,0 |
| | Oh that’s so dope!!,0 |
| | it's a prove-yourself thing,0 |
| | "not much, was dragged to the farmer's market this morning",0 |
| | I have a secret to tell you but I want to tell you in person,1 |
| | Same here,0 |
| | Aw nice! I’m so ready for quarantine to be over and see all my college friends tho,0 |
| | Just heard a song on the radio that sounds just like you,1 |
| | I refuse to kiss before marriage,1 |
| | you have good playlists tho,0 |
| | Yikes 10 PM you hate to see it,0 |
| | what are you doing on tinder?,1 |
| | You MeSaturday night,1 |
| | I have a big warm hoodie with your name on it,1 |
| | "in storage i think, but it exists",0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",0 |
| | "hahaha, i do science",0 |
| | "Wooden slabs are not affected by fire and also have a stronger blast resistance than that of wooden planks. |
| | |
| | If you play on a server that has fire-spread enabled, you do not need to worry about your wooden slabs catching fire!",0 |
| | You know what I feel like such a lucky man getting to know you,1 |
| | What emoji makes you think of me,1 |
| | Oh I thought we’re having a competition to see who wouldn’t send the first message,1 |
| | Youre world champion at making me grin like an idiot,1 |
| | i went to dreamworld as a kid and the koalas were kind of clawed,0 |
| | Lmaoooo hi Hailey,1 |
| | "nah, he doesn't look so little",0 |
| | you decided to jump?,0 |
| | liquid filled record...,0 |
| | yeah they are kind of like the national,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | I see that UW dorm bed lol which dorm did u stay in?,1 |
| | Im cold Wanna come over and warm me up ,1 |
| | 2 matches in 1 what a bargain,0 |
| | do you know amy?,0 |
| | You make me feel important and I love that,1 |
| | If you had a bio what would it say,0 |
| | i'm tutoring psychology 📝,0 |
| | Well it looks like I'm going to have to cook you some spaghetti,0 |
| | Those are soooo good Falling is a favorite of mine but also Meet me in the hallway and sign of the times,0 |
| | "nah, you don't look like you'd be very good at it",0 |
| | Salutations mam,0 |
| | You might be stressed out But know this that you are still the sunshine of my life,1 |
| | Pretty boring,0 |
| | dear god no kangaroos are vicious,1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | Im a little drunk a little horny and all alone,1 |
| | that's ironic because i didn't take the dog out of the backyard...,0 |
| | Be prepared to pay my medical bills,1 |
| | Im in bed and soooo cold I need a cuddle buddy,1 |
| | Do you like it when someone makes the first move,1 |
| | does it have a name?,0 |
| | Hmmm watermelon is a good first one,0 |
| | Its so cold out Wanna come over and warm me up,1 |
| | well kind of it's clever,0 |
| | "yeah, i've heard",0 |
| | well it took long enough lol,1 |
| | It’s faster to get down the hallway,0 |
| | Ah the black hearts 🖤🖤🖤,0 |
| | Nothing can separate us,1 |
| | Wanna come over tonight?,1 |
| | "i'll be scathing but if it's on vinyl, it'll be less terrible",0 |
| | Cant believe I let you walk out of the house in that blue shirt All the girls are going to be staring,1 |
| | which school did you go to...,0 |
| | Okay I respect the white claw helmet but tbh I have always thought truly tastes better,0 |
| | Lmaooo cold blooded,0 |
| | "mine's a golden retriever, which means more hair",0 |
| | had a girl in my class who had a really wicked throw in that game where you throw balls at people,0 |
| | "Mad respect for wanting to go into government, I dont think I'd last a day",0 |
| | Our life together is my dream come true,1 |
| | That sounds way better than what I put 😂 sushi is so good ah,0 |
| | I cannot stop thinking about how sweet you are,1 |
| | l Honey tonight lets take it slow so we can really enjoy every inch of each other ,1 |
| | especially in surgery,0 |
| | punk is gooooood,0 |
| | Think of your best chipotle experience... then add a quesadilla,0 |
| | i did first year biol that's it,0 |
| | Let’s go with blue for my first guess,0 |
| | I cant sleep I blame you,1 |
| | You just left and Im already missing you,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | but we'll see how that pans out,0 |
| | How has quarantine been for u?,0 |
| | Food ✅ call her pretty ✅ seems reasonable,1 |
| | 🍫🍫🍫,1 |
| | You tick every box smart funny romantic AND sexy,1 |
| | Do you have any plans for this weekend Because I dont,1 |
| | The only Spotify playlist I have is “it really do be like dat”,0 |
| | idk i'm probably hanging out at a friend's house tomorrow,0 |
| | Are you my laptop? Cause you’re really hot and I’m kinda nervous 👉🏼👈🏼,1 |
| | Want to play a game ,1 |
| | Oh man. celiac?,0 |
| | chemistry to garment construction...interesting combo,0 |
| | "nup, it's wordplay",0 |
| | And that fizzled out pretty quick,0 |
| | Your kids are gonna be cute one day,1 |
| | Combination of too much free time and the perfect opportunity,0 |
| | 🤢🤮 we agree there,0 |
| | It's cool that you already have a specialty you're passionate about,0 |
| | red bull?,0 |
| | I was kidding about the floss we can do something normal,0 |
| | shit i was never very good at arithmetic,0 |
| | I need to listen to LANY tho,0 |
| | Yeah I really liked em!! Especially 13th def recommended time so many,0 |
| | (jelly crystals),0 |
| | Aldi for basics,0 |
| | what do you do that requires so much time spent out of phone reception?,0 |
| | biomed at melbourne now i think,0 |
| | I'm honored,0 |
| | If youre here whos running heaven ,1 |
| | Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot,1 |
| | "plus customs would be a nightmare, can you imagine them wrangling a pegasus?",1 |
| | I like you a lot More than a lot really,1 |
| | "yeah i know, some of them are kind of dangerous. i want to go to damascus the most but srsly, assad 😿",0 |
| | "I live in fear of the mf groove, but I always appreciate a reminder",0 |
| | lol yeah fair enough,0 |
| | Hey if it lets me send this,0 |
| | "i have no idea, i have about 2 weeks to pick a major",0 |
| | We can switch back and forth,0 |
| | These five emojis will tell you how I am feeling about you right now,1 |
| | Those are a special typa brownie,0 |
| | Tomorrow will be as perfect as you are,1 |
| | you didn't seem creepy until you mentioned kidnapping,0 |
| | your last photo is very enlightening,1 |
| | Okay maybe ill bring the bakes,0 |
| | You'll have to trade me one of your cooking secrets,0 |
| | "well, i was bitten by a kangaroo once",0 |
| | I’ll get the lokos you get the skee ball,0 |
| | You were in my dreams last night Wanna hear,1 |
| | "I had a pretty good day yesterday. Talked quite a bit with my colleague about life and relationships. It made the time fly by really quickly. Finished the day with watching Peaky Blinders. That show is really good! |
| | |
| | How about you? ☺️",0 |
| | I miss you as much as Stormtroopers miss their targets,1 |
| | "the national, palma violets, jack white, life in film, catfish",0 |
| | I have an extra ticket to Blink Interested,1 |
| | diabetes,0 |
| | amphetamine,0 |
| | Is this photo too risqu to post on IG,1 |
| | What good traits of your balace it out?,0 |
| | "Theres a decent amount of peolle from the area though, like alpharetta and johns creeks and stuff",0 |
| | *?,0 |
| | there wasn't a pun anywhere up there 😸,1 |
| | My cheeks hurt from smiling so much I just cant stop See what youre doing to me,1 |
| | Always gotta have a few marbles in your pocket just in case ya know,0 |
| | It’ll be perfect for concerts and reaching the REALLY high shelves at Costco,1 |
| | Not the best way to wake up but it is what it is,0 |
| | I dont have anything interesting to tell you but I really wanted to talk to you,1 |
| | Youre single Im single I feel like this is a problem we can solve together,1 |
| | glockenspiel?,0 |
| | what are you doing with all that furniture then?,0 |
| | snow gogglezz,0 |
| | are you trying to cultivate a creepy look?,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Def not I didn’t know what to expect when you said I wouldn’t like it 😂,0 |
| | rabbit food 🐰,0 |
| | http://healthland.time.com/2013/06/05/smoking-alcohol-the-dangerous-way-people-are-getting-drunk/,0 |
| | "(well vcess is for the next week or so, and i'm teaching everyday next week)",0 |
| | so many new genres,0 |
| | Oh shit locked in 🔒 that’s aight tho I trust we won’t lose,0 |
| | Lmao “hey Stian tell me the last time Alyssa was drunk drunk”,0 |
| | hey that's a cool doge 🐶,1 |
| | I gotta be honest That hair twirllip biteconcentration scowl is one of my favorite things you do,1 |
| | Can you tell me what FDT stands for I have been trying to figure this out for like 3 minutes and I'm dying to know,0 |
| | "yep that was when she was younger, she's fatter and more demented now",0 |
| | Okay what the fuck that is absurd. Our student housing was like 800 a month and that was enough to elicit my indignation. 2200 a month seems like probably not that far off tuition right?,0 |
| | I cant wait to kiss you later today,1 |
| | I cant wait to see you again so I can kiss your body from head to toe ,1 |
| | i don't hate on people who hunt,0 |
| | i don't think they allow that...are you going thru the black market? i hear hearts in demand,0 |
| | Damn it do be like dat,0 |
| | Rex Orang County pulls in 4th,0 |
| | I like you What are you going to do about it,1 |
| | 🐻🐻🐻,1 |
| | I have extra respect for women who message first,0 |
| | he looks pretty cosy in his scarf,0 |
| | Peach <<<,0 |
| | You make me a better person and Id like to keep improving,1 |
| | 😺,1 |
| | thanks,0 |
| | it's not a struggle haha,0 |
| | "you can do it without using labels, but it's human nature to categorise.",0 |
| | If you had a bio what would it say?,0 |
| | Then it works,0 |
| | Just wait to see what I have planned for you after the movie,1 |
| | you take nurofen then two hours later you take panadol,0 |
| | i have to get some 💤 i'll ttyl,0 |
| | then why did you just ask me about skype and snapchat?,0 |
| | feel free to add me on instagram,1 |
| | This weekend You me and a bottle of wine,1 |
| | I can share my pizza and chocolate with you And you know how much I love them,1 |
| | What would you say if I asked you over Not that I am yet,1 |
| | It’ll be a lit wedding tho for sure,0 |
| | Seeing a text from you pop up gives me an adrenaline rush,1 |
| | I’ll say black as my next guess,0 |
| | Is that your favorite show?,0 |
| | Your snap is crazy,1 |
| | Indeed,0 |
| | He needs me to get to know you first so he knows you're cool,0 |
| | Im so excited about our date tonight If you play your cards right then youre going to love what Ive got planned for later,1 |
| | i wish i knew. i saw it in the app store and downloaded it at the behest of a friend of mine.,0 |
| | 🐶🐶🐶,1 |
| | but altoids,0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | life in film is my favourite band,0 |
| | My bed smells like you but Im worried the smell is fading fast How soon can you make it back,1 |
| | what did you do?,0 |
| | Why dont we take this conversation offline and a little more personal,1 |
| | I gotchu 👉👈,0 |
| | "nice, my favourite's life in film but you've probably never heard of it",0 |
| | HAHA right mine is the same. I always tell ppl I swear I’m not sad that’s just my fave music,0 |
| | thank you...?,0 |
| | meerkats,0 |
| | You can borrow my stilts anytime 🤝,1 |
| | Haha hey Milena,0 |
| | My parents are out Wanna come over I mean theyve lived in Florida for years but still,1 |
| | This is the career I was destined to have,0 |
| | have you heard lucy rose? she sang on some bombay tracks,0 |
| | yeah,0 |
| | My day is more fun when youre in it,1 |
| | it's good,0 |
| | Still wearing your sweatshirt,1 |
| | Lmao Hailey how are you tho,0 |
| | I love you more than wine,1 |
| | yeah mom's an expat,0 |
| | nice donkeys,0 |
| | post hardcore? haven't heard of that one,0 |
| | trying to get people to take you seriously?,0 |
| | It’s a shame you missed out on all his merch,0 |
| | I love how you appreciate every little thing I do for you,1 |
| | nah,0 |
| | Add me bb,0 |
| | "and tinder isn't for the last option, if anyone's that stupid.",0 |
| | it's only 10,0 |
| | everything's funny at school,0 |
| | Im researching important dates in history Do you want to be mine,1 |
| | "well you wouldn't believe the arrogance of the ivy leagues, our little group of 8 is a pawn",1 |
| | I suppose we’ll have to break a couple rules then to accommodate,1 |
| | i don't eat lipbalm lol,0 |
| | Hey 😉,1 |
| | Also I have a friend who's a CA so she connects me with food whenever she has an event. I ate for like two days on the last event,0 |
| | Thinking of you now right now,1 |
| | Do you miss me Type Y for yes,1 |
| | I need you so much right now,1 |
| | No more games we flirting or what,1 |
| | As long as we kissed from 6 ft away with our N95s on I see no problem,1 |
| | No lol,0 |
| | "On a scale of 1 to 10, how well is your life going right now?",0 |
| | I cant even remember the last time we spoke We need to change that,1 |
| | How is your life going right now 1-10 hit me with it,0 |
| | "the dj's not great, though",0 |
| | Its impossible to get any work done today because I cant stop thinking about you,1 |
| | Can we book a trip to a bed and breakfast with heavy emphasis on the bed,1 |
| | Its impossible to get any work done today because I cant stop thinking about you,1 |
| | Sorry to disappoint,0 |
| | teles?,0 |
| | "Disappointed in myself for not figuring that out. Share the sentiment though, the election was a huge relief though I wish it wasn't as close as it was",0 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | I feel that I was making some cool shit at the beginning of the year,0 |
| | which organs have you donated?,1 |
| | I need you right now,1 |
| | "um, uni? work? dogs? food?",0 |
| | How have you been spending your quarantine besides parks and rec?,0 |
| | Ah my ideal first date would go something likeee,1 |
| | i think i know someone who went to cae,1 |
| | Netflix and chill,1 |
| | well he took a bad selfie that didn't get his ears in the shot...,0 |
| | All my friends told me they wish they had a partner like you,1 |
| | My cheeks hurt from smiling so much I just cant stop See what youre doing to me,1 |
| | 😂,1 |
| | It would have been except I had a radiator,0 |
| | So tinder has been like mildly fruitful haha,0 |
| | "well i'd need a prescription, for legal drugs",0 |
| | hahaha,0 |
| | You are all I will ever need sweetheart,1 |
| | yeah fair enough,0 |
| | Phew thought it might be a deal breaker,0 |
| | or persa,0 |
| | The way you look at me when you think I am not looking is my favorite,1 |
| | The pasta and potatoes?,0 |
| | "her tour was brilliant, giant inflatable dog, the flying hot dogs and stuff",0 |
| | YN Thinking about me,1 |
| | is that charles sturr,0 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | if you're in pain,0 |
| | the opening scene with the umbrella...,0 |
| | ttyl,0 |
| | hahaha freaky shoes?,0 |
| | "went on the elliptical, that's about it, and watched AHS 😸💉",0 |
| | "Hey Alexandra, I appreciate the super like :)",1 |
| | have you guys put anything out yet,0 |
| | And “I” by Lil Skies on repeat,0 |
| | I pretty much hate everyone but youre the exception,1 |
| | I miss the feeling of your body on mine Can we remedy that tonight ,1 |
| | i'm 3rd year this year and sitting the gamsat again,0 |
| | we make a lot of jokes about this guy's love for goats,0 |
| | I made the name so long ago 😂,0 |
| | Yes,0 |
| | "i do, might be less fun if blood's squirting all over the joint",0 |
| | My dog wanted you to know that he misses you,1 |
| | vomit,0 |
| | Bullet dodged though,0 |
| | How can I increase my chances?,0 |
| | UMI I’m about it,0 |
| | What else can you teach me about this great state?,0 |
| | Youre already thinking about meI can feel it,1 |
| | If u finish Giveon btw Sampha sounds just like him,0 |
| | no duh,0 |
| | Im on cloud nine when Im around you,1 |
| | Your touch does things to me that I cannot describe,1 |
| | uni?,0 |
| | Yeah exactly! Measuring KPIs so that what marketing is doing is actually worth it 😂,0 |
| | terrified of skateboarders in the park too,0 |
| | Now should I put you down for a watermelon loko or do you prefer green apple?,0 |
| | I have a secret to tell you but I want to tell you in person,1 |
| | i'm tutoring a class this year and it's pretty fun (except for the clown i have in my class),0 |
| | I think it runs in my family - my mom is also an absurdly fast typer. Doesnt hurt that I also played piano for most of my life and spend an inordinate amount of time on my computer.,0 |
| | sure,0 |
| | "no, my mom is not a fan of the soviets, i'd love to go but $$$",0 |
| | You make my heart happy,1 |
| | pegasus,0 |
| | I wish I could go back in time I would find you sooner and love you more,1 |
| | I have never seen a palm tree in real life,0 |
| | Hey you dropped this,1 |
| | i drink the stuff but i don't actually smoke it haha 🚬,0 |
| | Hey what’s up haha you vote yet?,0 |
| | 🤷♀️ it takes time,0 |
| | it's a little grisly,0 |
| | i'm alright with memorising but i just like dissection honestly,0 |
| | ha thanks😺,0 |
| | Being a nanny plus class sounds like a lot haha - I struggled with class alone in college,0 |
| | "yeah, i go to unimelb 📚",0 |
| | a lot of airfreshener,0 |
| | "you're superman, that's really the only explanation",0 |
| | "i'm going to dinner with my parents, not much",0 |
| | what about you?,0 |
| | I dont have anything new to say but I just wanted an excuse to message you,1 |
| | what are you up to this hols?,0 |
| | I was gonna say it’s def an anti-simp playlist LMAO,0 |
| | I am imagining kissing you right now and holding you tight,1 |
| | i don't have skype,0 |
| | Nobody gets me like you do,1 |
| | Tell me your biggest regret Mine is not climbing over the table to kiss you last night,1 |
| | What would you do to me if I was with you right now,1 |
| | Hey Jennie you tryna link?,1 |
| | "i loved anatomy, but mostly for the pracs. and you're allowed to bring NOTES into exams?",0 |
| | Talk to u tmrw nice talking to u!! Good luck at work tmrw 👋👋,0 |
| | Where are you interning?,0 |
| | "yup, i'm planning on postgrad tho",0 |
| | I guarantee you Im not flirting with you Im just being extra nice to someone whos extra attractive,1 |
| | I had a dream about you last night Id tell you about it but its super inappropriate,1 |
| | Hey Sexy,1 |
| | and why is it so stressful?,0 |
| | Honestly akpsi wins in that regard tiddy milk for everyone,0 |
| | jack white's lazaretto my god,0 |
| | i don't know what the female population of tinder's like but i hear there are a lot of spambots,0 |
| | Your kids are gonna be cute one day,1 |
| | Lets play strip poker,1 |
| | You are the most important person in my life,1 |
| | "i believe you, it takes practice to not colour outside the lines",0 |
| | what did you do at monash?,0 |
| | Hey we can practice first!!,1 |
| | I didn’t even do anything I missed my turn,0 |
| | I have a perfect night all planned out for us Cant wait to see you ,1 |
| | well i corrected some guy's word choice and he became highly offended,0 |
| | nice mug ☕️,1 |
| | i'm sticking around uni for a while 😸,0 |
| | sandpaper? to make it less pointy and hazardous,0 |
| | Any lunch plans today Thought I could swing by and we could eat together,1 |
| | i did not know we had quite achieved singularity,0 |
| | I have Netflix on but no one to chill with Think you can help me out,1 |
| | I hope you dont mind Im texting you while naked Or that Ive been imagining you naked,1 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | haha where'd you have it,0 |
| | So which one?,0 |
| | I can never get enough of you,1 |
| | ah nice,0 |
| | "nah, he's not blonde",0 |
| | "It’s been okay, I work from home most of the day and then hangout with my roommates. Kind of stuck in a routine but happy I get to see some of my friends haha. U?",0 |
| | Ah the important parts,0 |
| | Cant decide whether or not to ask me out Hard decision Yes,1 |
| | and your solo record will be panned by pitchfork,0 |
| | YES EXACTLY,0 |
| | Fun fact lmao,0 |
| | "mmm not bad, the novelty of uni hols are wearing off",0 |
| | Our song is the most played song on my playlist,1 |
| | Are you my laptop? Cause you’re really hot and I’m kinda nervous 👉🏼👈🏼,1 |
| | Even over text youre so charming,1 |
| | and a friend of mine had the weirdest legends about kangaroos,0 |
| | when all the horses died,0 |
| | Pretty good! Did a night run which was refreshing,0 |
| | I am lying on bed and thinking about what Id do to you if you were here,1 |
| | What about zero feet,0 |
| | "ew no, i'm not really into apps that offer the delusion of privacy",0 |
| | Do you want a naked bear hug tonight Yes or yes,1 |
| | Definitely a chatmer,0 |
| | "and so on, because you can only take each on every four hours",0 |
| | AKPsi passes down tiddy milk,0 |
| | croquet,0 |
| | My day wouldve been a lot better if Id gotten to spend time with you,1 |
| | What are u up to haha,0 |
| | You me and a whole lot of soju,0 |
| | it's far too early 🌞,1 |
| | we're jealous of your 3 day weeks,0 |
| | 😸,1 |
| | 😸,1 |
| | F in the chat,0 |
| | WHY? i want to stay in melbourne,0 |
| | Okay I see you we matched on one!,0 |
| | Good conversation,0 |
| | "why, are you planning on acquiring an exotic pet?",0 |
| | hi,0 |
| | ce n'est pas un pipe.,0 |
| | That’s one thing we have in common,0 |
| | I keep thinking about how good you look the last time we were together,1 |
| | How much spaghetti do I have to cook you to make up for it,0 |
| | You matter the most to me,1 |
| | Hmm that is tough,0 |
| | i had some meatmother and mr claws and a tin of ice cream too 😸🍦,1 |
| | you had a moment thingo?,0 |
| | "the ptero/pegasus line is odd, FYI",0 |
| | Why dont you text first,1 |
| | "oslo, nice",0 |
| | I have a big warm hoodie with your name on it,1 |
| | nah too fancy he's a simple llama,0 |
| | What sort of government stuff are you interested in?,0 |
| | Night 😴,0 |
| | I have three little words Ive been wanting to tell you Bring Pizza Now,1 |
| | "i'm at royal croquet right now, doing some volunteering stuff and probably going to see a movie with a friend",0 |
| | "um thanks, i think the word you're looking for is astute",0 |
| | That's real smart. I've seen people really change after multiple concussions so I'm not letting my kids play football haha. How did it inspire your interest in neuroscience?,0 |
| | yes. it's why i don't drink anymore,0 |
| | "Same as you. Partied a decent amount in high school and early college, then for whatever reason being drunk didnt feel good anymore so that pretty much was it for me. Was never going out 3 times a week tho haha I would literally die",0 |
| | "um indie rock mostly, the national and such",0 |
| | but they still make jelly from horseys,0 |
| | well i suppose if it's a place dedicated to smoking it's not so bad,0 |
| | are you studying politics or something,0 |
| | My thoughts are especially Xrated today can you figure out whose fault that is ,1 |
| | I love it when you take me in your arms,1 |
| | i make no promises,0 |
| | "nice, you must exercise a lot then?",1 |
| | Its cold today Can I warm you up,1 |
| | yeah,0 |
| | Went to college in Providence... so I guess I'm coming from a lot of places,0 |
| | I find it incredibly sexy that youve been patient with me about taking things slowly Trust me Im worth the wait,1 |
| | "nah i have a dog, a great big golden retriever",0 |
| | IT IS HILARIOUS,0 |
| | it's wordplay,0 |
| | There’s no other eay,1 |
| | It’s been 3 days and tbh I’m still tryna figure out the bio. What does it mean?,0 |
| | Why does have to be so far away,1 |
| | "that's why i don't do relationships in semester, it fucks with your head too much.",0 |
| | unless it's exceptionally rare,0 |
| | Well I texted you What are your other two wishes ,1 |
| | what about you?,0 |
| | They’re spread out through WA and I’m in U district haha so they don’t come around,0 |
| | haha yep it's pretty good normally,0 |
| | I keep dreaming of you even when I am wide awake,1 |
| | Burgers and beer or pasta and wine,1 |
| | do you get involved with union at all?,0 |
| | 🐶,1 |
| | Damn Laurel I thought this was going somewhere,0 |
| | just a few,0 |
| | I cant stop thinking about when you did fill in the blank,1 |
| | booze enthusiasm,0 |
| | You know how exactly to turn me on,1 |
| | ahh,0 |
| | yo,0 |
| | r u into anything else other than cats? or is that it,0 |
| | 2x better,0 |
| | Is it just the WiFi Or am I totally feeling a connection,1 |
| | favourite record?,0 |
| | i think i watched it the first time like 5 years ago...,0 |
| | "gambling is such a downward spiral, it's a mental illness",0 |
| | "i don't watch reality tv, no clue",0 |
| | well do it with pills or something,0 |
| | 🐶,1 |
| | Snapchat: tronvaughn,0 |
| | are you a chem student or something?,0 |
| | haha why not,0 |
| | "nah, it's mostly theory",0 |
| | I love everything about you Youre amazing ,1 |
| | Math ehhh any English or papers tho I’m about it,0 |
| | You’ll get a hang of em real quick,0 |
| | hahaha mine whines in the car the whole time,0 |
| | "after, i think",0 |
| | "i go on the elliptical, and do stretches and such but i get pretty slack with it sometimes 😕",0 |
| | In my mind Ive got your arms wrapped tight around me,1 |
| | "nah, it's a horn, doesn't hurt them at all to file them down",0 |
| | Youre killing me with these sexy selfies youre posting,1 |
| | "Yeah that's terrible, why would they ever schedule something then",0 |
| | ✉️,0 |
| | dude you clearly don't know what singularity is...,0 |
| | wax?,0 |
| | how are they supposed to have all-night adventures?,0 |
| | Damn it do be like dat,0 |
| | Vdub haul is 7/10. Points were given for seven bananas and variety of food. Points were deducted because box could have had much more food stuffed into it.,0 |
| | We’ll have to practice first 👀,1 |
| | 3rd this year,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | Going good! Wbu?,0 |
| | Ended up having to go at least 3 times,0 |
| | 😸,1 |
| | Do you have any plans for this weekend Because I dont,1 |
| | norwat,0 |
| | "alright, went out to dinner with my parents",0 |
| | ?*,0 |
| | Your love is better than ice cream and fewer calories too,1 |
| | I just saw the new picture you uploaded Looking hotter than ever I see,1 |
| | but we party harder her,0 |
| | If it makes you feel any better I havent started applying yet,0 |
| | go to shows to watch said indie bands,0 |
| | "This isnt a great month to be in Boston, what brings you here?",0 |
| | Same here lol I gotchu,0 |
| | So aside from taking my breath away what do you do for a living,1 |
| | Just voted today! FDT lmao fingers crossed for Nov 3,0 |
| | i am! i've made it a NY resolution to go on it more often,0 |
| | It's not too bad - I have work every day this week but Thursday which isnt the best but my family is on the east coast anyway so it doesnt matter much,0 |
| | You cant text me first but you can update your Facebook status every five minutes I see how it is,1 |
| | What sort of stuff do you have in mind?,0 |
| | which bands did u like?,0 |
| | All Ive thought about all day is your mouth,1 |
| | 🙊,1 |
| | College went by too fast,0 |
| | "🙈 haha long time, whatchu been up to",1 |
| | You are my world I love you so much,1 |
| | How is ur life going right now 1 to 10,0 |
| | blue and yellow,0 |
| | Cant stop thinking about your birthday night,1 |
| | "melbourne, they're hardasses up in parkville",0 |
| | It do be like dat,0 |
| | Im new in town Can you give me directions to where your date is tonight,1 |
| | I'm impressed,0 |
| | i've played a whole heap of instruments but i completely suck at them all except the uke,0 |
| | as in that soda drink that comes in cans,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | "yep, but it's pretty good anyway",0 |
| | 📚,0 |
| | What’s the worst and best lines you’ve heard on Tinder,1 |
| | it has no maccas,0 |
| | haha it tastes good,0 |
| | I love making spaghetti,0 |
| | If you were a fruit youd be a fineapple,1 |
| | Isn’t he like 18 now,0 |
| | "i don't judge spelling haha, grammar's another story",0 |
| | I would take bathroom selfies too if my bathroom was that dope,0 |
| | haha,0 |
| | LMAO this is mine don’t make fun of the picture 😂,1 |
| | Are you a triangle Because youre acute,1 |
| | Oh ofc my ride or die has to be out there w me,0 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | Let’s swap Spotify playlists and make assumptions about eachother,1 |
| | i'm well aware,0 |
| | where are you studying that?,0 |
| | So will you be having wine or beer tonight,1 |
| | I’ve gotten so used to claws from my roommates but Highkey I had a truly that tasted just like a Capri sun,0 |
| | Sounds like a humanities ho with premed woes to me,0 |
| | Hey boo,1 |
| | You already know how I feel about you So what are you going to do about it,1 |
| | Snapchat: tronvaughn,0 |
| | "er not bad, i woke up quite some time ago 🌞",0 |
| | "are you from queensland then? melbourne's good, i don't think they have garment construction tho",0 |
| | he had a nasal voice,0 |
| | 🤩👀🤩👀,1 |
| | What would you say if I asked you to come over right now,1 |
| | "not bad, just watched the new ahs",0 |
| | I love our life together,1 |
| | "Haha there are probably some finger related genes somewhere in the genome. What style of piano did you play? I mostly played classical, I liked jazz but sucked at it",0 |
| | and are you listed on the therapeutic goods admin register?,0 |
| | You can be the port to my land 😝😢,1 |
| | actually i'm going to hospital to visit someone,0 |
| | You got beer pong I got flip cup let’s run the tables,0 |
| | my mom makes new doges from the fur she brushes off...,0 |
| | Mmm haven’t heard too many lines but a lot of ppl ask about the stilts in my bio and I don’t even own stilts,0 |
| | that is by far the strangest thing i've heard on tinder,0 |
| | I wish you were here next to me right now,1 |
| | I cant believe you are still single,1 |
| | How did you decide you wanted to be a doctor?,0 |
| | As a beverage isnt coffee inherently inedible,0 |
| | First song on the radio and it reminds me of you,1 |
| | hahaha do people actually think that?,0 |
| | liquid filled and flower petals and shit,0 |
| | I am making something special tonight Want to come over for dinner,1 |
| | How would u best describe your personality,0 |
| | haha you should! 👍,0 |
| | Whatever you want your prize to be I can provide,1 |
| | "I think I can work with that, but where will we park the horses we take to work?",0 |
| | i've seen some of my friends on it,0 |
| | I cant stop thinking about when you did,1 |
| | Were better together than peanut butter and chocolate,1 |
| | what about you?,0 |
| | Is it bo-din or bo-do-in?,0 |
| | I want you to myself every single night of my life,1 |
| | Lets skip the small talk and go straight to flirting,1 |
| | Come home early We will spend time exploring each other slowly,1 |
| | Are you my laptop? Cause you’re really hot and I’m kinda nervous 👉🏼👈🏼,1 |
| | Smith Hill by PC,0 |
| | Why are you so cute,1 |
| | We are meant to be together,1 |
| | When I see you I want to,1 |
| | do you know briony?,0 |
| | i heard jack white was on it,0 |
| | I couldve sworn I saw you at the mall today but it turned out to be some other incredibly attractive blond,1 |
| | not telling,0 |
| | LMao damn it do be like dat,0 |
| | We’ll just mix em all together and have good ol 4 loko jungle juice,0 |
| | I loved the time we spent together yesterday and want to meet you again soon,1 |
| | Lets call in sick and spend the day in bed together,1 |
| | japanese,0 |
| | I definitely have become a better person because of you So thanks ,1 |
| | it was swotvac and i saw them play the footage on the news 😢,0 |
| | gambling is kind of ick,0 |
| | Last night was perfect Thanks,1 |
| | Ofc I’m the physical embodiment of AKPsi,0 |
| | "i've done most of europe, spain was my favourite but always with mom",0 |
| | "wow, haven't heard that one before",0 |
| | cates and doges,0 |
| | "Ilana, I understand it can be I intimidating to talk to someone as attractive as myself but I am not sure how we can figure out if we are soilmates if we dont speak.",1 |
| | are you at uni?,0 |
| | Why dont you come over right now,1 |
| | next time?,0 |
| | HAHA no I like grape flavored things tho. But if they had a mango 4 loko it would instantly be my favorite,0 |
| | nice dog,1 |
| | Congrats Youve leveled up I wont be holding back the next time I see you Prepare yourself,1 |
| | "haha he's killer |
| | it's not actual croquet altho we did watch a few rounds, it's more of a festival with food trucks and some croquet lawns",1 |
| | If u lose poker it’s a deal breaker,0 |
| | lol probably it's overdiagnosed,0 |
| | i'm a uni student,0 |
| | Were a perfect match,1 |
| | that's not patronising at all,0 |
| | Netflix and Chill,1 |
| | I started as insomniac and ended as insomniac,0 |
| | Do you have a Snapchat beautiful,1 |
| | Hmmm maybeee,0 |
| | My own little,0 |
| | haha,0 |
| | Oh fuck next time I’ll buy off your recommendation 😂 my roommates decided they wanted 4loko tonight and tbh it may be cheap but probs not worth,0 |
| | Can we book a trip to a bed and breakfast with heavy emphasis on the bed,1 |
| | how's your day been?,0 |
| | Lemme fuck ur life up,1 |
| | hahahaha,0 |
| | No worries I usually have them off too so I spend less time on this app hahaha,0 |
| | We should call in sick tomorrow and spend all day in bed,1 |
| | It makes concerts really nice ofc,0 |
| | Watching you on top of me is the hottest thing ever,1 |
| | "🙈 haha long time, whatchu been up to",1 |
| | I proved I’m insomnia,0 |
| | U made my heart skip a beat,1 |
| | Theres a Mewtwo at my house You better come catch it,1 |
| | "yeah, at melbourne",0 |
| | Maybe I have a melatonin deficiency...,0 |
| | do you miss heart attack inducing american food?,1 |
| | Now that Ive officially texted you Im going to be obsessively staring at my phone waiting for it to beep so dont keep me waiting,1 |
| | Mango always slaps that’s a fact,0 |
| | We’ll be doing kick flips in no time,0 |
| | and we went to the mountains and they had this cool thing,0 |
| | I really like being with you I think I am a very lucky woman,1 |
| | U tryna link?,1 |
| | Snap,1 |
| | You have a nice IG,0 |
| | Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now,1 |
| | Dam,0 |
| | You haven’t lived life yet,0 |
| | Like let’s practice making a baby,1 |
| | did not know that,0 |
| | Youre my dream guy How do I know youre real I think you should come over and prove it,1 |
| | Id like to take you to the movies but they dont let you bring in your own snacks ,1 |
| | it's like a big chunk of land,0 |
| | everyone asks me about it...,0 |
| | I like the yogurt soju,0 |
| | I miss you as much as Stormtroopers miss their targets,1 |
| | At UW,0 |
| | It’s only fair I get to ride your shoulders sometimes tho,1 |
| | Ofc ofc gotta put all the time I waste on tik tok to good use,0 |
| | yeah impulse buy in year 12,0 |
| | nah,0 |
| | "Perfect, but like if we stay married I’m cool with that too",1 |
| | i went with a friend who just went for the canned ice cream,0 |
| | I am soooo hungry right now thing is I dont want food,1 |
| | Guess what Im not wearing right now,1 |
| | haha i live at home,0 |
| | i've heard of her but i don't really know any of her songs,0 |
| | Yeah. How was your day btw? 😁,0 |
| | well you need to know how to smoke it properly can't just up and decide to have a bit of smoke of the alcohol,0 |
| | Is your name Google because youre everything Ive been searching for,1 |
| | i'm surprised you managed to stop masturbating for long enough to take your dp,0 |
| | "i have to go to dinner, have fun at the show",1 |
| | how's the pet detective thing going?,0 |
| | because it wasn't terribly original,0 |
| | Im addicted to you and I need another hit ,1 |
| | well why don't you speak to him yourself,1 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | *norway,0 |
| | I win,0 |
| | your name's spelt funny,0 |
| | Oh that’s so nice you’ll have to show me sometime,0 |
| | Exactly I’ve already got a leg up on everyone else,0 |
| | 😹,1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | unless someone passes out on the pile of kindling,0 |
| | It’ll be the best selling movie ever,0 |
| | Did you take the video of that raccoon,0 |
| | Alright I can fw that haha mine is probs grape tbh which is a bit odd,0 |
| | So are you flying to me or am I flying to you?,1 |
| | Natasha hows ur life going -10 to 10 hit me w it,0 |
| | have you heard of perse?,0 |
| | What are you doing Thursday,1 |
| | Its incredible how nearly everything makes me think about you,1 |
| | fancy,0 |
| | "and if so, do tell me which band you think will be the next big thing.",0 |
| | asian,0 |
| | what else are you into? other than smoking and nail art,1 |
| | 65 year old Noah will be SHREDDIN the waves,0 |
| | and besides you'd be made of some kind of alloy and be conductive...,0 |
| | Try me,0 |
| | I still cant believe that someone so incredible like you is with me,1 |
| | Charmer,0 |
| | look at paul mccartney...,0 |
| | 🏄🐠,0 |
| | Debbie be honest with me let’s have a deep conversation,1 |
| | last dog you investigated?,0 |
| | "NO. and i'm not, i was being helpful",0 |
| | no like what kind of musicals and such?,0 |
| | do you dance and play bass at the same time?,0 |
| | U tryna link?,1 |
| | "yeah it was alright, had some strange conversations with these guys outside the window...",0 |
| | 😢,0 |
| | you're like 19 kilometres away according to tinder we wouldn't be on the same part of the electrical grid,0 |
| | "Hahaha was the frat your only option? I would probably take anything over a frat. I lived in a sorority my sophomore year which was great, both for meeting girls and living in a clean and peaceful space.",0 |
| | favourite band?,0 |
| | i have heard of the tasmanian opium fields but bloody barbed wire...,0 |
| | Haha let me know if you need some help. I peaked in high school physics,0 |
| | The tall shelves at Costco stand no chance,1 |
| | or is that only for girls,0 |
| | If you want to make a move today would be the perfect time to go for it,1 |
| | Vitalis serves one purpose and it serves it well - to get fucked up,0 |
| | *r u,0 |
| | So I already got your number whats next ,1 |
| | what is with that? probably king's cross or something,0 |
| | Just added 👀,1 |
| | i should remove that from my thing,0 |
| | you like maths then,0 |
| | starting 3rd this year,0 |
| | Area*,0 |
| | Well if u like David Dobrik it might be more than destiny... Fate,0 |
| | I really enjoyed last night,1 |
| | i like slothing around...once semester starts i won't have much time for that 😸,0 |
| | Sad,0 |
| | I hope too. I'm sure it's exactly that down the line.,0 |
| | Youre my favorite veggiea cutecumber,1 |
| | Haha okay,0 |
| | i haven't come across any of those,0 |
| | You doing anything interesting this weekend?,0 |
| | Haha being a premeds gotta suck,0 |
| | I love your taste,1 |
| | You have my whole heart forever and ever,1 |
| | yep,0 |
| | she thought scandinavia was a country,0 |
| | I cant wait to be by your side again Or on top if you prefer,1 |
| | Why are the good ones always 5000 miles away?,1 |
| | "it's only a seasonal thing, good fun and such",0 |
| | I'm having trouble thinking of a first message. Can you help me out?,1 |
| | Alright which flavor tho,0 |
| | I just felt a huge wave of love for you,1 |
| | lederhosen isn't a person,0 |
| | it's great much better than drinking the stuff,1 |
| | which was funny for like a second...,0 |
| | Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now,1 |
| | fair enough,0 |
| | "nasty, a friend of mine walked into a cow fence",0 |
| | nup friends came up with it at school,0 |
| | can i get back to you? 😸,0 |
| | those sherlock hats look ridiculous,0 |
| | 🍦🍦🍦,1 |
| | "Yeah. I know how hard the lockdown is in germany. Maybe we could go to a cafe together some day? |
| | |
| | Good night ☺️☺️",1 |
| | "haha i've heard, a lot of people at college who were from ballarat worked there",0 |
| | I dont mean to brag but I can squat like 150,0 |
| | "Okay! What's your field? Could it be toxicology. I hope not 🥲💩. |
| | |
| | I'm working full time. No concrete plans to go back to school for a while. Working at a Service Desk for an insurance company",0 |
| | You tryna link,1 |
| | I got a couple drinks at a restaurant haha it’s nice but def weird with masks I haven’t been to a restaurant in forever,0 |
| | i think themed sets are a safe choice,0 |
| | Or at least the parent I have a relationship with,0 |
| | What do I have to put on my application for trivia partner,1 |
| | i'd like to get into medicine,0 |
| | hahahaha that's pathetic,0 |
| | csu?,0 |
| | "he's into goats, as legend would have it",0 |
| | Hey Stop thinking about me so much,1 |
| | are you from around there?,0 |
| | *norway,0 |
| | "science, i'm majoring in pathology",0 |
| | "mine's pretty humble too, i only started collecting about a year ago",0 |
| | I feel that I’ve gained a good “go with the flow” attitude through college but always looking to improve,0 |
| | What is your biggest turn on,1 |
| | High School was kind of a blur I feel like I didn’t talk to a whole lot of people 😂 that’s sweet tho,0 |
| | apparently the costumes were really itchy,0 |
| | dr. if i can swing it,0 |
| | i've been watching blacklist,0 |
| | "i was feeding it, to be fair to skippy",0 |
| | You Me Together would be nice right about now,1 |
| | What are your top three recipes? I have to diversify from only cooking spaghetti,0 |
| | Yeah! Totally it’s def new to me being on Tinder but that whole few days at a time thing is kind of off putting. Idk nothing too serious but just go with the flow really,0 |
| | 📰<💻,0 |
| | aw a little doge,0 |
| | do you live in st kilda?,0 |
| | Olive juice Say it fast,1 |
| | This is both a compliment but also makes me question my entire life,1 |
| | I just got out of the shower,1 |
| | I appreciate honesty in the bio,0 |
| | Hey Deej 👋,0 |
| | so many people have taken up hatchet job photoshopping on tinder,0 |
| | what's your major then?,0 |
| | That’s what I’m drinking tonight,0 |
| | "hi, not bad, how about yours?",0 |
| | I’ll pretend to not be scared watching horror movies so I can hold you,0 |
| | "This is not a great time to be a person who loves to go places and do things, is it?",0 |
| | you don't want to scar the kids for life,0 |
| | shellfish,0 |
| | What is something you always wanted to do in bed Lets do it tonight,1 |
| | You’re the best ❤️,1 |
| | a dart? isn't that like a cigarette,0 |
| | "i'm not looking for anything long term, i can't really have relationships during semester",0 |
| | I too am an athlete - a mathlete,0 |
| | I keep matching with Sophias. Why do you guys like me so much?,1 |
| | I aspire to break into the industry some day,0 |
| | I just accidentally found you on reddit,0 |
| | Added!,0 |
| | Youre looking particularly hot right now Dont worry Im not stalking you just assuming you look as good as always,1 |
| | I gotchu haha,0 |
| | Been doing good so far,0 |
| | why thank you -.-,0 |
| | Middle hits all of the right spots but if I get the right type of corner it HITS DIFFERENT,0 |
| | you're being pretty bloody obvious,0 |
| | sparky?,0 |
| | I moved there midyear,0 |
| | Let’s get married for tax purposes,1 |
| | haha i live in the city,0 |
| | I just moved here a couple of months ago for work. I graduated back in May. What are you studying?,0 |
| | You looked gorgeous today morning when you stepped out of the shower,1 |
| | Hey there sexy,1 |
| | do you like lecturing?,0 |
| | fair enough,0 |
| | Im bored Tell me about a sex dream youve had,1 |
| | I hate everyone But not you,1 |
| | "sort of, i sorted out tomorrow's class and wrote out notes so i don't look idiotic",0 |
| | That's awesome,0 |
| | I’m always picked first for basketball tho so that’s a plus,0 |
| | Every time I close my eyes you are the only thing I see,1 |
| | I can barely read about politics without getying angry,0 |
| | In what ways have you been screwed by genetics,0 |
| | "Hahaha no worries this was a really long time ago, I accompanied you for a couple concerts, was a cool experience cause I almost always played solo",0 |
| | our taste buds have like nothing in common,0 |
| | it's wordplay,0 |
| | So more times than not a middle piece but a corner can go above and beyond,0 |
| | Come take me on a date,1 |
| | That’s why I’m the best giraffe,0 |
| | Just a good feeling 😏,1 |
| | Witch,0 |
| | Im so excited about our date tonight If you play your cards right then youre going to love what Ive got planned for later,1 |
| | We should really stop texting and start seeing each other in person,1 |
| | yep,0 |
| | and it speaks binary,0 |
| | i have no idea why i'm on tinder honestly,0 |
| | canada's cold,0 |
| | Imma be really happy once ppl can start hanging out in large groups again haha,0 |
| | "i am actually presently not drinking, however i do attend alcohol fuelled events and watch my friends get really drunk",0 |
| | Also you should try this instant coffee I bought it's the worst coffee I have ever had but it gets the job done,0 |
| | Ive been thinking about you an enormous amount todayand its only am ,1 |
| | what an elegant conversation starter.,0 |
| | Cant stop thinking about your sexy smile,1 |
| | that's a lot of beer,0 |
| | I see why you might think that,0 |
| | "and yes i am, although now i'm doing a pathology major",0 |
| | I still cant believe we made out fill in the blank with a saucy location or time,1 |
| | Im watching a romcom and the main character looks exactly like you Except not nearly as cute,1 |
| | Nobody gets me like you do,1 |
| | i am presently watching my dog snore,0 |
| | How was your day?,0 |
| | is one word sufficient?,0 |
| | In fact I have never done as much as hug a girl,1 |
| | Ah I’m a regular reader,0 |
| | 1. Blonde/Channel Orange (tie) 2. Harry Styles 3. Ctrl by SZA 4. Pony by Rex Orange County,0 |
| | I need to tell my family 🤫,1 |
| | I listened to a romantic song and it reminded me of you,1 |
| | i feel that meerkats have been overhyped somewhat,0 |
| | Every message you send me is like a small gift,1 |
| | what kind of postgrad?,0 |
| | You are my dream girl,1 |
| | how was your day?,0 |
| | "neither have i, semesters are crazy for me",0 |
| | Aw thank youuu I see u like Frank too what is your favorite song/album?,0 |
| | I’m doing a marketing internship at SAP Concur for the summer!,0 |
| | Shoulda joined AKPsi sooner smh reach my full alcoholic potential,0 |
| | shellfish,0 |
| | bloodbuzz ohio,0 |
| | How is ur life going right now 1 to 10 hit me w it,0 |
| | This song reminds me of you,1 |
| | well you shouldn't have sat on it,0 |
| | Haha you didn’t let me finish! First messages are terrible lol,0 |
| | why do you cry at night?,0 |
| | "i'm volunteering at uni, teaching disadvantaged vce kids so i was making notes for that",0 |
| | When are you going to bed then? ☺️,0 |
| | Thank u! U have a very nice smile,1 |
| | haha as long as the dj is not an idiot it should be okay,0 |
| | data projectors live to spite humans,0 |
| | Lunch was fun I love sitting across from you,1 |
| | thanks,0 |
| | Haha drivers license for me too but most recently Dangerously in Love by Beyoncé,0 |
| | Bet,0 |
| | they're fluffy but so much fur,0 |
| | SAME!,1 |
| | how do you feel about the decline of print media,0 |
| | OMG,0 |
| | "it's not a lab, it's a GR",0 |
| | oh really?,0 |
| | Blonde 🙏🙏 I would choose blonde too haha but it always changes for me! I’ve been on Godspeed for a while but tbh u can’t choose a wrong song,0 |
| | Deal,0 |
| | What I have done in the past is buy books and sell them at a profit,0 |
| | compare the meerkat.com,0 |
| | Any past that and I’m as useless as can be,0 |
| | matt berninger's voice is 👌,0 |
| | Frank is always on repeat tho,0 |
| | I could do nothing with you forever,1 |
| | hi,0 |
| | I am the troublemaker but missed it,0 |
| | do you wear tutus?,0 |
| | It’s mine too actually I just got tinder a couple days ago,0 |
| | Phew at least you didn’t have to use up the daily super like 😅,0 |
| | Like damn u gifted,1 |
| | You are perfect and I dont want you to know that Thats why I fight with you,1 |
| | ruyton,0 |
| | "I'm in Berkeley, just moved here from the east coast",0 |
| | Why would I want anybody when I could have your body,1 |
| | refrigerated 🎨,0 |
| | sure,0 |
| | It didnt take long for me to discover how special and amazing you are,1 |
| | It’s been alright I feel a lot more productive but I’m a heavy extrovert so not being able to see anyone has been killing me for sure haha,0 |
| | Can you send me a selfie I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like,1 |
| | the wifi however is questionable,0 |
| | you don't look like you can be trusted with the manufacture of crayons,0 |
| | a friend of mine is kind of obsessed with their 90s night,0 |
| | have you been electrocuted yet?,0 |
| | Rose what is the coolest thing about yourself,0 |
| | You made my heart skip a beat so u better pay my medical bills,1 |
| | but their sound is cool and they're smiths-y,0 |
| | I mean we will have to practice a few times first,1 |
| | Madronaaaa,0 |
| | i got michellefish back in year 9,0 |
| | cool,0 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | "yep, i'm a science student, health sciences and bullshit",0 |
| | did you decide to go after med school afterwards then?,0 |
| | I cook a decent amount depending on what constitutes cooking haha. Microwave is main tool in my arsenal,0 |
| | Fuck yeah,0 |
| | I went vegan for ethical reasons. Cows (especially pasture raised) live substantially better lives than other animals and produce far more meat per animal so I am reasonably comfortable eating it (the alternative is that they dont live at all). My health was pretty bad for a bit so I decided to try introducing some kind of meat and beef was the best option. Dont know if it helped or not,0 |
| | hence the ai thing,0 |
| | "nice, i like to overthink things too",1 |
| | It’s going well how are you Shelby* (noticed it wasn’t Erin lol),0 |
| | took a while to get my hands on the wax record 💽,0 |
| | It didnt take long for me to see how sweet and smart you are,1 |
| | shellfish,0 |
| | Seattle but with a bunch of ppl u alone?,1 |
| | nice which one?,0 |
| | I have to do it in September lol,1 |
| | Youll never guess what you were doing in my dream last night,1 |
| | You are inspiring some very sexy thoughts by the way,1 |
| | OH GOD I HAVE ONE OF THOSE,1 |
| | Phew I don’t have to unmatch you are cultured yourself,0 |
| | "Hey Ella, you have a great smile!",1 |
| | But I cook pretty good spaghetti and my lentils are good like 60 percent of the time,0 |
| | I had a dream we were sexting Imagine my disappointment when I woke up and realized we werent yet,1 |
| | I hang around the CIT 3rd floor sometimes and theres food there maybe half the time,0 |
| | "i would sort of be doing nothing if i didn't go to uni, that's what hols are like for me",0 |
| | lol no i'm not stupid i know what you're getting at,0 |
| | it's only for 2 weeks starting next week,0 |
| | I am having inappropriate thoughts Its all your fault,1 |
| | It sounds euphoric,0 |
| | I believe in following my dreams Can I have your Instagram,1 |
| | Theres nothing in the world so lovely as waking up each day right next to you ,1 |
| | That's really noble. What sort of work are you doing for them?,0 |
| | that would probably be a little easier than trying to get into med school,0 |
| | Lets go to bed early and sleep late,1 |
| | Hey stranger Stop being a stranger,1 |
| | i've always wanted a garfield to piss off my dog,0 |
| | well those sly bastards,1 |
| | "he's doing jazz sax at uni, not sure how good he is though",0 |
| | Are you hungry by any chance Im starving but no one will agree to get Chipotle with me,1 |
| | I have a day all to myself but now I just wish you were with me,1 |
| | 🎸🎸🎸,0 |
| | Its corny but I wish I could turn back timeI would find you sooner and get to love you longer,1 |
| | I have OCD!,0 |
| | What would you say if I asked you to come over right now,1 |
| | from friday night? nice,0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | Has anyone told you that you have the best eyes,1 |
| | Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar,1 |
| | i don't usually go to clubs my friends and i drink at house parties and stuff mostly,0 |
| | What on earth did I think about all the time before I met you,1 |
| | Is the last name satan?,0 |
| | Whats your favorite part of my body,1 |
| | HAHA IT WAS ONLY US,0 |
| | "what are you doing in melbourne,",0 |
| | "My top 3 are Frank Ocean, SZA, and then Harry Styles",0 |
| | I got thru Calc,0 |
| | i figured you did,0 |
| | so you're from brisbane?,0 |
| | Hi I’m a normal person,1 |
| | Have you thought about me at all today Type Y for yes,1 |
| | You make me want to let you know how much I love you every day,1 |
| | haha i know,0 |
| | my doge is a golden retriever and she's completely demented,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | what kind of music do they play,0 |
| | it was insanely crowded. did you have fun?,1 |
| | Nobody can guess what you put in the spaghetti but they know its good,0 |
| | now you sound like an asshat.,0 |
| | "Bet, 2 lokos each. Dealbreaker tho, which flavors are u choosing?",1 |
| | I'm also comp sci,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | i'm doing science at melbourne,0 |
| | but favourite?,0 |
| | yes that she is,0 |
| | Oh hey there ;),1 |
| | What are you craving right now,1 |
| | "i had fun though, some really old school tunes 🎶",0 |
| | "So your saying that ""flosses daily"" wasnt enough to sweep you off your feet?",0 |
| | I choose 4 👀,1 |
| | Are you planning on doing music long term or something else?,0 |
| | I did haha one year younger lol how is Wazzu?,0 |
| | 😴 Was the last time with Shaosong,1 |
| | i only do it sometimes 🐶,0 |
| | maybe a pegacorn?,0 |
| | Giraffes are everyone’s favorite animal 😉,1 |
| | I was just talking about you the other day,1 |
| | "If everybody flossed, their teeth would be healthier. Therefore, there would be less of a need for dental surgery, and dentists would lose money",0 |
| | I thought I could wait until you asked me out again but Im too impatientFriday night sound good,1 |
| | oh wow i know someone who's exactly like that,0 |
| | I want to touch you right now,1 |
| | Better add me I guess,0 |
| | Your beauty is what did it,0 |
| | "haha, formal date one year",1 |
| | "many, many cruisers",0 |
| | "haha, that's a good motivation",0 |
| | We neighbor the Brits and were also oppressed by them,0 |
| | "ah nice, which uni?",0 |
| | A bit different,0 |
| | does it come from cat pee?,0 |
| | Want to make a beautiful memory together,1 |
| | Heylo what’s your go to late night drive song,0 |
| | I have a feeling there are other things we have in common too,1 |
| | "wow, nikon or canon?",0 |
| | I just remembered how soft your lips feel on mine,1 |
| | Damn it do be like that,0 |
| | Whats your type and why is it me,1 |
| | Ive always wanted to try rock climbing Now that I know an expert wanna be my instructor,1 |
| | but that's impossible to get into,0 |
| | If I show some skin for our date night will you hate it or love it,1 |
| | "I did it before with grape and fruit punch, fruit punch was not the move",0 |
| | my friends usually drink at house parties and stuff because alcohol is expensive,0 |
| | what about you?,0 |
| | What would you say if I asked you over Not that I am yet,1 |
| | "if all else fails, there's chocoholics anonymous",0 |
| | ice,0 |
| | "in the meantime, i have to catch some 💤 cos i have to actually go to uni tomorrow and look alive",0 |
| | Can I see proof of your candy crush world ranking,1 |
| | misuse of puppies.,0 |
| | cat emoji r so good,0 |
| | It’s more of a wish than a reality sadly :(,0 |
| | I hate everyone Except you,1 |
| | what,0 |
| | nah,0 |
| | "i have to sleep, i'll ttyl",0 |
| | i like wombats,0 |
| | well,0 |
| | Me and my roommates are just chillin at our apt for quarantine,0 |
| | What,0 |
| | not norwegia,0 |
| | """constant masturbator"" then",0 |
| | Autocorrect,0 |
| | nah i'm alright,0 |
| | "haha, it's been good, heading to royal croquet later",0 |
| | Every message you send me is like a small gift,1 |
| | so no blood to be seen,0 |
| | "not really, it's wordplay that some friends came up with a while ago",0 |
| | Oh shit should’ve read your bio first,0 |
| | We should probably go on another date soon,1 |
| | i don't really like swift but i listened to it a bit during swotvac,0 |
| | *persaverance but everyone calls it perse,0 |
| | Our first kiss is going to be epic dont you think,1 |
| | How do you manage to look better every time I see you,1 |
| | I cant imagine not having you in my life,1 |
| | so not fair! which uni do you go to?,0 |
| | I have a gift I want you to unwrap tonight,1 |
| | "indie rock, some indie pop, i listen to anything really",0 |
| | that's a good idea they're coffin nails,1 |
| | How many licks till I get to the center of it,1 |
| | "lol no, i'm a dog person",0 |
| | Hmmm guess my favorite drunk food and I’ll guess yours haha,1 |
| | nah volunteering,0 |
| | Hennessy respect I like it,0 |
| | Hey! It’s been pretty... boring for the most part haha. I’ve been working all week on my resume and job apps for post graduation :( wbu?,0 |
| | No matter what happens I will always love you,1 |
| | how is that possible,0 |
| | she doesn't really like it,0 |
| | Are you Siri Because you autocomplete me,1 |
| | I can hear you missing me all the way over here,1 |
| | I am so excited to finally have someone who I can brag about this to,1 |
| | Bet but it’s only fair that I get to use your shoulders sometimes too,0 |
| | You have some great playlists lol,0 |
| | "what on earth? my dog's not really the wrestling type, she's a golden retriever",1 |
| | "um, life in film, jake bugg, leonard cohen, jack white stuff like that",0 |
| | I want to tie you up tonight and have my way with you,1 |
| | Feeling cuddly Ill let you be the little spoon this time,1 |
| | Youre pretty freaking great,1 |
| | video quality was shit,0 |
| | Ah damn :(( Mine was early February so right before things started getting worse haha. I want it all to end to go to the bars and stuff tho,0 |
| | if you're 3rd year i should probably congratulate you for not dropping out,0 |
| | I love the way your body feels on mine,1 |
| | do you actually like salad that much?,0 |
| | U tryna meet tho? I’m down,1 |
| | Youve definitely already caught me but every single day you reel me in more and more,1 |
| | Aw thank you ❤️❤️ I love your wings,1 |
| | haha,0 |
| | It wasnt the best but there were vegetables I dont get those too often,0 |
| | "I miss the east coast a bit, especially the part where I paid 500 dollars a month in rent. Why a year in New Orleans - did you go somewhere else and then transfer? I would last like 2 days (ambitious estimate) in that climate before leaving so kudos to you for lasting so long",0 |
| | Perfect I can reach the high shelves and you can get the low ones,1 |
| | Forgive me for being super cheesy but when I wake up youre the first person I think about each day,1 |
| | Lets swap playlists and make assumptions about each other,1 |
| | Do you believe in love at first text Because you can delete this one and I can keep texting until you do,1 |
| | Im sorry youre having a crappy day Anything I can do to make it better,1 |
| | "like burma is now called myanmar, why did they even do that",0 |
| | Hey I was just wondering how long its going to be before you realize I like you and admit that you like me back,1 |
| | Ah jeez I'm a bit late to respond to this,0 |
| | I’ll provide the wine bag,0 |
| | Im bored Tell me about a sex dream youve had,1 |
| | Were better together than peanut butter and chocolate,1 |
| | Snap ?,1 |
| | Wtf ur shotgunning the loko then,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | I love it when you hold my hand in the car,1 |
| | it's good fun we've been bribing the small children with candy,0 |
| | You mentioned you like bed and breakfasts Ill bring the bed you bring the breakfast,1 |
| | Dream date idea: zoom date except my internet doesnt cut out like it did last time,1 |
| | cuba is probably most like that,0 |
| | I have a fat ass too believe it or not. What if we had a kid,1 |
| | Hey I'm pretty damaged not gonna lie,0 |
| | See this is why we’re the professional frat 😤 2 steps ahead,1 |
| | crayon factory? they have those in melbourne?,0 |
| | i don't comprehend,0 |
| | This text entitles you to one kiss on the body part of your choice Choose wisely,1 |
| | What color is your pillow I might need to check to verify,1 |
| | 1989 is alright tho,0 |
| | "nice, hope it goes well",0 |
| | Its so cute you think you can go all day without thinking of me,1 |
| | Trueeee did you turn 21 before Covid?,0 |
| | My roommates are addicted to claws I swear lmao,0 |
| | i know they're stuffies,0 |
| | what rmit/deakin wasn't good enough?,0 |
| | True it kept me busy haha i appreciate that. What kind of dog do u have??,0 |
| | ahh right,0 |
| | next time you go to the supermarket,0 |
| | how are you?,0 |
| | "i did come across people looking for a threesome, and some BDSM enthusiasts",0 |
| | You know what would be even better than a text back An invitation to dinner,1 |
| | i think they're kind of cool but lung cancer 🙊,1 |
| | Guess what I am wearing now,1 |
| | Not gonna lie youre basically always on my mind,1 |
| | "hey, i'm alright",0 |
| | you put the accent on cliché the wrong way haha,0 |
| | well it was a high school formal,0 |
| | which major did you do?,0 |
| | you're trolling me,0 |
| | You are so handsome,1 |
| | "i was away during the election, had to early vote and everything",0 |
| | I played that and Stian was vibin with it and asked Siri what song it was and he felt so betrayed,0 |
| | The most cultured,0 |
| | Cant stop thinking about kissing you tonight,1 |
| | lol no science kid at melbourne,0 |
| | "yeah, it's been alright, doing some work and listening to some tunes",0 |
| | Damn girl I wish I was your student,1 |
| | they exist in melbourne?,0 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | Are you a photographer Because I can already picture us together,1 |
| | "Your really cute Jessica, you're smile is very pretty!",1 |
| | "indie rock indie pop, some punk rock and everything in between",0 |
| | I’m boring I just use the default heart 😞 I use a lot of emojis lol,0 |
| | "idk, honestly i've just been seeing what the bloody hell this app is about",0 |
| | College ends too soon tho there’s so much to learn and do,0 |
| | Your waist is fucking SNATCHED,1 |
| | last time i had to import a copy from deutschland and from a dodgy ebay seller,0 |
| | Exactly. For someone with no talent its allowed me to make pretty good food,0 |
| | I do not buy that taking melatonin is useless. I took it for a while and it was too effective. Knocked me straight out but then I'd feel really off the next day,0 |
| | It’s more of a manifestation than a reality unfortunately,0 |
| | how was your day?,0 |
| | i can't believe they want to tear it down,0 |
| | Then you share something in common 🤪,1 |
| | "haven't started, i'm only taking one class at 3",0 |
| | the kangaroo looks deeply unimpressed,0 |
| | tooth decay,0 |
| | I just finished a book I know you would love You should come over to pick it up,1 |
| | You have amazing hands,1 |
| | what kind of music do you play?,0 |
| | well to eat fish it has to pass through the mouth and the oesphagus,0 |
| | Knowing you is making me want to be a better person,1 |
| | Should have known dating a guy named Bailey was a mistake,0 |
| | *?,0 |
| | "yes she's alright if you get beyond fancy 😳 |
| | life in film is somewhat bloody slow with their releases, some kind of record deal bustup, apparently they're very smiths-y whatever that means",0 |
| | "Yeah new york city is something you have to experience. There is really nowhere like it, at least in America. I would never want to live in there but it's fun for like two days hahaha",0 |
| | thats the worst,0 |
| | If you had a bio what would it say?,0 |
| | It’s 1 and 2 for me,0 |
| | Look at this ridiculous pic of Whiskers He told me to tell you Meow,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | "Hey Madelyn, you have a great smile!",1 |
| | i used to be a nintendo fiend on a ds,0 |
| | Half our apt has small dents from our locks cuz there’s no door stoppers tho big sad,0 |
| | interesting choice,0 |
| | Should we talk about this in person,1 |
| | Hows life going for you in the quarantine?,0 |
| | Is the last name Satan?,0 |
| | nice trench,0 |
| | well alcohol is expensive... haha EDM? i'm more indie rock/pop but that's not really for dancing,1 |
| | oh you're in print media?,0 |
| | What’s your favorite thing about SF?,0 |
| | i swear they never work when they're supposed to... well at uni anyway,0 |
| | "i expect to figure that out later, but i like the idea of surgery",0 |
| | I love it when my roommates gone because I never have to wear clothes,1 |
| | hi,0 |
| | They are tough on the grocery bill,0 |
| | but those popping candy frozen thingos 😻,0 |
| | learn something knew everyday,0 |
| | hipster?,0 |
| | where do you hang out?,0 |
| | cant even think about it without gagging,0 |
| | That's what she said < your mom,0 |
| | Hmm,0 |
| | "volunteering with vcess, hanging about, wbu?",0 |
| | The top shelf is the best that’s where the best alc is kept ofc,0 |
| | I dare you to take a picture of yourself licking something,1 |
| | Ah I feel that. I can go for quite some time but that bit of alone time is so crucial haha,0 |
| | Hey baby,1 |
| | The secret is a full stick of butter,0 |
| | I cant wait to be alone with you again,1 |
| | Your body is stunning I want to explore every last inch of it,1 |
| | Such a mood,0 |
| | it just geographical jokes do not end well with my friends,0 |
| | haha yeah he's made so many cool records,0 |
| | haha yeah i saw a youtube video of it before i bought it so no surprises there,0 |
| | "a friend of mine is like that, and ironically his name is also josh...",0 |
| | Are you enjoying the quarantine,0 |
| | tequila is the second worst alcoholic beverage imo,0 |
| | Oh that’s so cool! Miss corona needs to leave smh,0 |
| | "yeah, it was so overpriced but all these foodie festivals are",0 |
| | "i read about it in rolling stone, you ser",0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | Send me a naughty picture and get one right back,1 |
| | surely you must have a favourite *air guitar*,1 |
| | "binging on tv series, messing around on my uke and such",1 |
| | This is me asking you out Want to get coffee on Saturday,1 |
| | i hope so,0 |
| | as in deep in hipster territory,0 |
| | what do you play on your gretsch?,0 |
| | goats or dogs,0 |
| | 2 weeks or so i think,0 |
| | how was falls? i went to a george ezra sideshow the other day which was wicked 🎸,0 |
| | "yeah i like melbourne, but i'm not entirely sure i'd know what to do if i didn't go to uni",0 |
| | It only took 4 months 😂😂,0 |
| | Im having some particularly Rrated thoughts right now and youre the star of all of them,1 |
| | mmm same i'm from melbourne,0 |
| | you didn't like monash?,0 |
| | Bet,0 |
| | Yeah feeling good! What major are you?,0 |
| | You cant text me first but you can update your Facebook status every five minutes I see how it is ,1 |
| | "we are really big on food here, it's kind of a religion",0 |
| | Well your going to have to make up for dating Bailey by dating someone with a normal name like Joseph,0 |
| | If you had a bio what would it say?,0 |
| | "went to volunteer at uni, watched the new AHS, not much",0 |
| | why's the vacuum cleaner called henry,0 |
| | It’s alright your insta bio will look 🔥🔥,0 |
| | "uni's good, it keeps me busy because i'm not sure what i'd do if i wasn't going to uni",0 |
| | Im making the first move when it comes to texting so Im expecting you to make the first move when it comes to kissing,1 |
| | "nice, i'm still waiting on the sequel",0 |
| | "from a certain angle, it looks a little like a llama",1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | When Santa asked what I want for Christmas I sent him your Instagram,1 |
| | You are always on my mind,1 |
| | why are you called postman?,0 |
| | I feel that it can be hard to overcome the insecurity. Ur Killin it tho Liyana,0 |
| | haha i have a friend who went to america for uni and it took A LOT of coaxing to convince him to eat a corn dog,0 |
| | Thinking about skipping dinner and just going straight to dessert,1 |
| | Im not wearing any underwear right now Just saying,1 |
| | best song on 1989?,0 |
| | I woke up to my roommates wanting to drink,0 |
| | I just saw the new picture you uploaded Looking hotter than ever I see,1 |
| | is that goon?,0 |
| | *see,0 |
| | yeah people always forget to change those things,0 |
| | "psych is the best, i wish i hadn't forgotten quite so much from year 12 tho",0 |
| | "System is really useless though in my experience, I had a friend who I had to take to psych ward for schizophrenia, they literally just booted him after a week regardless of whether he was ready to leave",0 |
| | i only do legal drugs,0 |
| | What classes are you in right now?,0 |
| | Uhhhh,0 |
| | Might as well get all the embarrassing stuff out then it's all uphill from here,0 |
| | Gotta play yourself before you get played,0 |
| | they pasteurise it in a different way so the lactose,0 |
| | And had a double to myself it was dope,0 |
| | "cool, what major?",0 |
| | sweet wallpaper,1 |
| | "yep, i go to a joint near my place all the time to get my fix",0 |
| | "and the smiths, produced by the same guy i heard",0 |
| | i don't know anything about anime...,0 |
| | "haha i've heard about that one, it's like impossible to get |
| | i have a splatter vinyl, a white vampire weekend record, a little red EP from life in film and a clear green fratellis one",1 |
| | How much parks and rec is too much?,1 |
| | Are you freefor the rest of your life,1 |
| | So the marriage is in August?,1 |
| | Yeah I'd love to :),1 |
| | You make me want to rush home from work every single night just cause I know youre there,1 |
| | "i haven't picked a major yet, probably anatomy or path",0 |
| | I was thinking of the day we first met It was the best day of my life,1 |
| | "Okay, so I've won you over. Now it's your turn. Tell me about yourself",0 |
| | Send nudes,1 |
| | how do you feel about symphonic metal,0 |
| | amateurs,0 |
| | for the lols...,0 |
| | I'm not really an extravert but talking to no one other than my mom does get a bit old,0 |
| | Why are you so damn adorable,1 |
| | Knowing youre in my life makes every part of it so much better ,1 |
| | trollzz,0 |
| | Hey we have a lot in common,0 |
| | and yourself?,0 |
| | Hmm I don’t think I can provide that Alexis you might have to go a bit more reasonable 😂,1 |
| | became a coat rack for a while...,0 |
| | I was dreaming about you all day Didnt get my work done as a result,1 |
| | what kind of semi acoustic is that?,0 |
| | I am so bored Come and rescue me,1 |
| | like V? but different,0 |
| | """red bull gives you wings""????",0 |
| | Just so you know Im usually much better behaved,1 |
| | Lets skip the small talk and go straight to flirting,1 |
| | Last night was unbelievable Round two tonight,1 |
| | oh wow,0 |
| | I had a dream about you last night Want to know more ,1 |
| | I dont have anything interesting to tell you but I really wanted to talk to you,1 |
| | ahh comm kid,0 |
| | I have Netflix on but no one to snuggle with Think you can help me out,1 |
| | And the tall shelves at Costco have the best items,0 |
| | we don't have that as a major,0 |
| | Perfect imma have the best wedding dance,1 |
| | "thanks, are you named after a hipster essential nutrient?",1 |
| | yeah i'm doing vcess right now,0 |
| | ha yeah it's really quite distasteful,0 |
| | "i'm thinking peter, right now",0 |
| | Aw that’s so cool and also so great!! I know in one of my current issues classes last year there was a section on environmental issues facing us today and damn it’s so sad and honestly needs so much work,0 |
| | I cant stop smiling thinking about last night,1 |
| | It’s my second day here ion know either,0 |
| | okay well not exactly,0 |
| | labelling is how we understand the world.,0 |
| | doge,0 |
| | not really,0 |
| | yeah i have it haha,0 |
| | haha yeah i don't really like swift but the video for blank space is a revelation,0 |
| | Lmao u know that’s gonna be my playlist tmrw,0 |
| | Youre single Im single I feel like this is a problem we can solve together,1 |
| | they are! but a nightmare to get their releases,0 |
| | I was talking to my roommates lmao my b,0 |
| | i am shit,0 |
| | Currently looking more for friends with sexual tension hahaha,1 |
| | Hey 🥴,1 |
| | Cant wait until youre by my side again or on top Whatevs,1 |
| | Im asking myself right now do you even exist I mean can someone like you be real,1 |
| | 🐩🐾,1 |
| | "lovely, i imagine it's very fulfilling",0 |
| | Im so incredibly lucky to have landed you ,1 |
| | "laneways have food, duh",0 |
| | Lets go to bed early and sleep late,1 |
| | haha,0 |
| | and candles smell better than electricity. i like vinyl which is basically obsolete but if you'll believe it vinyl sales and production have been at an all time high,0 |
| | "i'm at uni, what's your band's name",1 |
| | "i'm kind of pale, i burn pretty easily",0 |
| | Aw thank you! I like your hair,0 |
| | Need to get a new job i feel like,0 |
| | I wish you were here or I was there or we were together somewhere,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | my best friend cannot do geography,0 |
| | that can lead to liver failure,0 |
| | I like grape or peach,0 |
| | Make a dirty Amazon wish list and send it to me,1 |
| | really? i don't either so i listen while studying even though it's not really a good idea,0 |
| | You are my world Just wanted to let you know,1 |
| | why?,0 |
| | what kind of poodle?,0 |
| | I’ll give u time doe,0 |
| | That work life :;((,0 |
| | "Haha those are the important ones. But I also have a bunch of random interests. I like running and hiking, intellectual stuff generally like reading, coding, reality TV, political gambling recently, video games",0 |
| | "That’s what I like to hear, mama didn’t raise no quitter 😂",0 |
| | Talking to you makes me feel so much better,1 |
| | it's a nickname from school,0 |
| | Haha. Yeah. I was tired today too but out of boredom.,0 |
| | I cant stop thinking about how gorgeous you are ,1 |
| | Whenever I get a message from you I break into a huge goofy grin,1 |
| | Its really cool that you run a non profit what does it do,0 |
| | I’m curious what was your favorite part of yesterday?,1 |
| | It’s ok,0 |
| | Want to recreate ,1 |
| | because doges are cool,1 |
| | Also how was I doppelgänger I was troublemaker 😂😂😂,0 |
| | I dreamt of you last night,1 |
| | compact it into a short story,0 |
| | Is it your birthday today Because I am your gift I am waiting to be unwrapped,1 |
| | "No problem, hows your week going?",0 |
| | Are you a professional soccer coach?,0 |
| | ahhh,0 |
| | Do you prefer foot massages or shoulder massages,1 |
| | Im in bed and soooo cold I need a cuddle buddy,1 |
| | well red bull has less caffeine that an average cup of coffee,0 |
| | Ah sitting? Thank u so much Pias you’re the best ❤️❤️❤️,0 |
| | "i once burnt my ears on school camp, man that was a nightmare",0 |
| | I liked it in HS so wanted to continue but I am also an Information Systems major so I’m tryna do more of like a marketing analytics type role haha,0 |
| | What are you craving right now ,1 |
| | liquid filled record < record named liquid 😜,1 |
| | Such a stressful day Want to blow off some steam tonight,1 |
| | Are you my laptop? Cause you’re really hot and I’m kinda nervous 👉🏼👈🏼,1 |
| | This weekend You me and a bottle of wine,1 |
| | Be the peach to my Mario,1 |
| | nice doge,0 |
| | Ya know sometimes you just gotta humble yourself,0 |
| | Your scent on my pillow is my favorite smell,1 |
| | Let’s swap playlists and make guesses about each other’s personalities,1 |
| | Youd have to ask him,0 |
| | What’s your best pickup line,1 |
| | Did I tell you what I call my boobs,1 |
| | On a scale of 1 to 10 how well is your life going right now,0 |
| | "and i don't doubt it, i've had some pretty strange conversations",0 |
| | Hey 👋,0 |
| | 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | In your heart ❤️,1 |
| | austrian porn,1 |
| | If u can match ofc,0 |
| | Hey are you at the mall right now I think I see you but it might be some other incredibly attractive person,1 |
| | "how old is he, dear god he's not like 10 or something",0 |
| | i know cats need it,0 |
| | I hope you find my willingness to text first attractive,1 |
| | I want to wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth on mine,1 |
| | "beck is good, such a strange one",0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Ever wanted to make a home movie ,1 |
| | swedish meatballs,0 |
| | what's your favourite record,0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | 👍,1 |
| | Im thinking about deleting Tinder because Ive already found the guy I want to be with,1 |
| | "Mine is falling, meet me in the hallway, sign of the times",0 |
| | "I live in Berkeley on mlk way, by ohlone park. I was actually between oakland and Berkeley when I was looking for somewhere to live but ended up here.",0 |
| | Howdy 🤠,0 |
| | haha what are you doing at uni then?,1 |
| | then dip it in snow,0 |
| | british mostly,0 |
| | Each day youre in my life is a wonderful one,1 |
| | L,0 |
| | Tell me your biggest regret Mine is not climbing over the table to kiss you last night,1 |
| | Liyana *,0 |
| | i have a epi dot 🎸 but i'm terrible. i prefer my little uke,1 |
| | The Tinder algorithm just knew to put me near the front ofc ofc,0 |
| | i do not recommend trying it,0 |
| | Would you rather be a strawberry with human thoughts or a human with strawberry thoughts,0 |
| | It’s whatever your chipotle order is but instead of a tortilla it’s a quesadilla,0 |
| | If you want to make a move today would be the perfect time to go for it,1 |
| | You make me laugh so much I love that about you,1 |
| | Alright 3 guesses hmmmm,0 |
| | "Haha it doesn't to me. I'd say I'm not looking for a relationship, but am looking for some level of connection beyond hooking up and nothing else. Have you met many dudes off tinder or no?",0 |
| | near swinburne? i think i know the one,0 |
| | indie rock is the shits,0 |
| | You bring the bakes I bring the accent,0 |
| | Did you just smile when you saw my name on your screen,1 |
| | Favorite artist go,0 |
| | I like your revitalized playlist but i def listened to your simp playlist LMAO,0 |
| | i didn't know boys were so into instagram until i downloaded tinder,1 |
| | In the mood to have some fun,1 |
| | Jay is my middle name so I think it’s destiny,0 |
| | wine?,0 |
| | One of these days I wont have to miss you so much,1 |
| | Y u so cute,1 |
| | Dam,0 |
| | Not sure Im going to make it through the whole game without trying to steal you away,1 |
| | i know the laneways quite well,0 |
| | yep. many splinters.,0 |
| | I had a dream we were sexting so I woke up and decided to turn it into a reality,1 |
| | "nice, i'm volunteering this summer as well",0 |
| | Oh boy you ready?,0 |
| | you've had wonderful experiences with the wildlife then?,0 |
| | was it? 🌞,1 |
| | Anaaaaa what’s good,0 |
| | Just saw something really hot and it made me think of you,1 |
| | I'd vote for you,0 |
| | How is ur trip to Boston going?,0 |
| | How about a pickup lime,1 |
| | went to george ezra last night but that was more bluesy 🎶,0 |
| | """what's another word for smartass?"" lol",0 |
| | nah i'm doing a science degree,0 |
| | You are inspiring some very sexy thoughts by the way,1 |
| | uni,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | um i'm going to a bar to watch my best friend get really really drunk,0 |
| | When can I see you again Pick a day that ends in y,1 |
| | Youre pretty freaking great,1 |
| | I have to admit - that's a bit advanced for me. I'd probably have to take you out to a restaurant,1 |
| | Feeling a bit frisky tonightwish you werent so far away,1 |
| | "i don't think anyone cares, outside of myanmar 😜",1 |
| | haha righto,0 |
| | I want to dream of you tonight,1 |
| | You look awfully familiar,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | I find it incredibly sexy that youve been patient with me about taking things slowly Trust me Im worth the wait,1 |
| | Life can get hard but when we are together we can overcome even the greatest difficulties,1 |
| | What does the J in KJ stand for?,0 |
| | "yeah, i know",0 |
| | but which faculty is the best for bad jokes?,1 |
| | What is your type and why is it me,1 |
| | psychology,0 |
| | It took me so long to find that lock emoji Smh lol,0 |
| | I will trade you one video of my dog trying to eat a piece of cucumber out of my hand in exchange for two pictures of your cat. Willing to negotiate,0 |
| | Hey how are you?,0 |
| | hola,0 |
| | A 13” height difference isn’t a big deal right?,0 |
| | are you drunk or something?,0 |
| | I must come clean the stilts are more of a wish than a reality 😞 a man can dream,0 |
| | I wanna learn how to skateboard I feel like it’d be so fun,0 |
| | Youre going to love the outfit I wear tonight,1 |
| | i go by michelle in civilised circles,0 |
| | Im craving sushi We should get some for dinner this week,1 |
| | "they drive on the other side, right?",0 |
| | I have a few ideas for dessert later and Im not talking about ice cream,1 |
| | haha yeah not like that,0 |
| | "i used to, went to newman for a semester",0 |
| | Hey this is a bit forward but do u have a condom or should I bring one,1 |
| | idk i need my maccas fix every now and then,0 |
| | i've only ever seen one show there but it's such a wicked venue,0 |
| | What do you want me to wear tonight,1 |
| | I swapped TAnner with Snehu,0 |
| | Why are the good ones always 500 miles away?,1 |
| | I suck at smash but what makes you think you stand a chance at jeopardy,0 |
| | 😍😍😍,1 |
| | Lets play a game If I win you take me out If you win I take you out ,1 |
| | How much did u make on the textbooks?,0 |
| | A bit wbu,0 |
| | You’re not wrong 😂 wait lemme send my repeat playlist that could be better,1 |
| | Im having some particularly Rrated thoughts right now and youre the star of all of them,1 |
| | Okay maybe we cant date but you CAN educate me,0 |
| | 🥺 omg I was actually able to find it looking up frank ocean kid cudi me LOL,0 |
| | Ava how is ur life going right now 1-10 hit me w it,0 |
| | I see me in your future,1 |
| | I wish I looked as good with glasses as you do,0 |
| | "i exercise sometimes, walk the doge",0 |
| | fuck that's a lot of red wine,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | ooh a band?,0 |
| | I actually had never been to Ca before moving here. But I've liked it a lot so far minus the air quality,0 |
| | You remind me of someone Oh its my next girlfriendboyfriend,1 |
| | "you’re pretty cute, I’d hold your hand in public",1 |
| | 1am isn't really that late,1 |
| | I really like getting to know you,1 |
| | Related Different Types Of Kiss On The Forehead With Meanings,1 |
| | "let me guess, eng",0 |
| | Haha I’m a night owl,0 |
| | I love your touch so much even thinking about it gets me wet,1 |
| | it tastes like beeswax,0 |
| | Hey McKenna,0 |
| | Are you my laptop? Cause you’re really hot and I’m kinda nervous 👉🏼👈🏼,1 |
| | is that a wolfhound?,0 |
| | That's a dope job. I was a grader in college which was an extremely exciting way to make 10 dollars an hour,0 |
| | oh,0 |
| | Hey sexy,1 |
| | So will we conceive in your 2003 subaru or mine,1 |
| | Can we just call in sick tomorrow and spend the whole day together,1 |
| | WAP baby,0 |
| | "yes it annoys me too, mine's cream so it used to happen all the time when she was a puppy",0 |
| | Awe thanks Kye 🥴 ur 🔥,1 |
| | No crazy pick up line sorry :(,0 |
| | We just said bye but I miss you already,1 |
| | where is that et bicycle?,0 |
| | Do you have art pieces you've made that you are particularly proud of? Also is ceramics making pots and vases and stuff like that?,0 |
| | I’m chillin just stuck at home like everyone else lol. V boring,0 |
| | it's a job description...?,0 |
| | "If I make it there I’ll know exactly who to text 😉 come to Seattle and you’ll have free room, board, and breakfast",1 |
| | i just like coloured vinyls mostly,0 |
| | They say that there are no perfect girls but you come pretty damn close,1 |
| | Our first date will include me giving you a lesson on how to floss,0 |
| | If I rememberrrr correctly I wanna say it was Health! Haha I could be wrong tho,0 |
| | Lmao i haven’t touched it,0 |
| | Just thinking about all the things we could do if we were back at my place right now,1 |
| | Bet you cant make me blush,1 |
| | It's all been downhill since then,0 |
| | it showed up as a black square,0 |
| | I cant wait to see my clothes lying on the floor next to yours Its all I can think about ,1 |
| | If I was in Singapore we’d be together rn,0 |
| | Every time I go shopping now I find things that make me think of you,1 |
| | "same, i'm 3rd year this year as well",0 |
| | Are you back at school?,0 |
| | "awwww, puppy raiser!",0 |
| | ah nice,0 |
| | I love spending time with you,1 |
| | I wish today was Saturday whatever day youre suppose to see each other again,1 |
| | You need to be saved,0 |
| | i don't think so he looks straight,0 |
| | Hmm I suppose I can trust a lawyer,0 |
| | Heyy,0 |
| | Who should we kill,0 |
| | "um, i play the uke and i have a little semi acoustic that i mess around one",0 |
| | how is this possible? it's an energy drink,0 |
| | God is always watching,1 |
| | You dont have to get a job for like 10 years or something,0 |
| | There is definitely something that I would much rather be doing right now,1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | talk later i'm currently at dinner and invariably i'll be told to put my phone away,0 |
| | Just so you know Im usually much better behaved,1 |
| | isn't that a canadian thingv,0 |
| | As long as this giraffe is your top 😉,1 |
| | Okay I suck too maybe together we will be good though?,0 |
| | I know youve had a rough day just know itll get better,1 |
| | i didn't do any cell biol subjects in 2nd year,0 |
| | you can expect liver failure in the future 🍻,0 |
| | "well that's not going to end terribly well for you then, is it?",0 |
| | I love the earth. Let’s save water and shower together.,1 |
| | Do you know what the top thing I look for in a woman is?,1 |
| | Everything about you makes me smile,1 |
| | Ik what to shotgun next,0 |
| | I am in love with how excited you make me feel ,1 |
| | You mean the world to me baby Dont ever forget that,1 |
| | Sorry it’s just how it goes 🤷♀️,0 |
| | You have my whole heart forever and ever,1 |
| | today wasn't even that warm,0 |
| | My thoughts are super inappropriate right now Want to hear them,1 |
| | Whats the coolest thing you've ever gotten there?,0 |
| | "haha no, what about the national?",0 |
| | "we went mostly because it's close to my house, but there are better joints further out",0 |
| | Have I told you that I want to kiss today Because I want to kiss you,1 |
| | "i ride it to uni, otherwise it's a massive pain walking",0 |
| | I was so excited for 30 seconds until I realized you were 50 miles away hahahaha,0 |
| | lovely,0 |
| | Oh nice! It’s so true tho marketing majors def make it known haha. I like it tho I’m a heavy extrovert,0 |
| | "i've never been, except to see a dog breeder",0 |
| | For free food,0 |
| | "i am better on a miniature guitar, also known as a ukulele",0 |
| | safari? or chrome or whatever web browser it is?,0 |
| | haha everyone forgets to sunscreen at the snow,0 |
| | All my friends told me they wish they had a guy like you,1 |
| | vet bioscience?,0 |
| | good i'm currently standing in line at corner,0 |
| | apparently there's a psy-mario mix?,0 |
| | "6’2, unfortunately not 6’4 but a man can dream right",0 |
| | How have you gone so long without messaging me Im such a delight,1 |
| | shellfish? some of my friends came up with that,0 |
| | did not know that,0 |
| | I’ll put you on my shoulders and be your stilts 👀,1 |
| | They were given to me at a very young age. Now I always wear them because I’m a 🤡,0 |
| | ahh yep,0 |
| | I’m marketing and information systems haha trying to balance a more social major with a more technical one. We’ll see what comes of it haha,0 |
| | ooh johnny cash is good,0 |
| | You are in my heart and I never want you to leave,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | I keep thinking about how good you look the last time we were together,1 |
| | okay,0 |
| | i figured,0 |
| | If this is a reference to whether I cook good spaghetti that answer is yes,0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | i just can't really do it on a regular basis,0 |
| | I wish I had met you earlier,1 |
| | You are the yin to my yang and I love you for it,1 |
| | Youre the piece of me I didnt know was missing,1 |
| | you realise snapchat keeps all your photos right? i don't recommend doing weird shit on snapchat,0 |
| | I dont even know what's 50 miles away is that the desert or something,0 |
| | You go to UChicago,0 |
| | Did u find ur ex,0 |
| | Dope so if we get married I can get free drugs in 10 years,1 |
| | that's hilarious,0 |
| | Let her know I’m excited to meet her,0 |
| | "My day was very regular and kinda boring. Just a day at work, talking quite a bit with my colleague. Not much to do at work, not many users coming by.",0 |
| | Can we start a conversation I miss talking to you,1 |
| | Hey did you see that cute actor in the new show You remind me of him,1 |
| | they're banning smoking in public spaces soon i think,0 |
| | Even if I dont say it enough I hope you know how much I love you,1 |
| | where are you doing law? monash?,0 |
| | RIGHT i drink with my roommates but it’s just not the same :((,0 |
| | I know that no one is perfect but youre pretty damn close,1 |
| | i thought telstra mostly fixed rhat problem,0 |
| | Seattle WA so pretty far sadly,0 |
| | What sort of art do you do?,0 |
| | Let’s make a movie,0 |
| | nice,0 |
| | "not anything remotely related to engineering or maths tho, thankfully",0 |
| | but how does the beer flow through?,0 |
| | obviously i go out although i don't really drink anymore,0 |
| | Let’s rig one night,0 |
| | carlton,0 |
| | But,0 |
| | "well if it's your favourite record, why on earth wouldn't you own it...!",1 |
| | "nice, couldn't find slave labour at home?",1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Even when Im with you I cant seem to get close enough to you,1 |
| | "i've seen a goat mod on another game, that was rather good",0 |
| | Due to dietary restrictions I can eat like nothing traditional for Thanksgiving haha so your boy will be making spaghetti,0 |
| | A 13” difference is no big deal right?,1 |
| | In my mind Ive got your arms wrapped tight around me,1 |
| | free alcohol is the best kind,0 |
| | some of my friends get horribly excited around cup day and start betting on horses (ick),0 |
| | "And aw thanks!! I usually wouldn’t have Kanye so high, usually it is Frank, Harry, and SZA",0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Youre going to love the outfit I wear tonight,1 |
| | lol i know,0 |
| | Have I told you that I want to kiss today Because I want to kiss you,1 |
| | uh maybe but y'know stranger danger,0 |
| | I cant get over how pretty you are ,1 |
| | You make me know what love feels like,1 |
| | and go to med school,0 |
| | You are going to love what Im wearing tonight,1 |
| | haha yep good luck with that,1 |
| | "cool, in politics?",0 |
| | "i skip the slow country songs, they're shit",0 |
| | i see why you haven't written anything in your bio,0 |
| | Oh I thought we’re having a competition to see who wouldn’t send the first message,1 |
| | have you heard of symphonic metal? a friend of mine likes it...,0 |
| | We were right everytime 😤,0 |
| | "sort of, not really.",0 |
| | Why are you so sweet,1 |
| | Pshhh I haven’t drank in 4 days,0 |
| | I haven’t done hard alc since being in quarantine tho :(,0 |
| | Sadly I can only yodel. Hope you don’t mind,0 |
| | hahaha,0 |
| | Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again,1 |
| | is that an italian greyhound?,1 |
| | I've always wondered what its like to be a woman on tinder,0 |
| | "nah, i've changed it back but tinder hasn't quite caught up",0 |
| | How about we cozy up and watch a movie tonight,1 |
| | LMao phew. Who doesn’t like a lil bit of crazy tho,0 |
| | That bad huh?,0 |
| | Ugh that’s an L you’ll have to go extra hard after quarantine to make up for it,0 |
| | my mom has a personal vendetta against the stuff,0 |
| | True true quarantine has been so boring,0 |
| | mac de marco is the fucking bee's knees,0 |
| | "Its settled, I would like to ask for your hand in marriage",1 |
| | Your kids are gonna be cute one day,1 |
| | Just thinking about falling in love with you Id do it all over again and again,1 |
| | hasn't everyone?,0 |
| | lol,0 |
| | "Pipe or attention, a question older than the chicken vs the egg",0 |
| | There are literally no skips on Harry Styles first album,0 |
| | Im at work Guess what Im not wearing,1 |
| | I just heard a song on the radio and it describes our relationship perfectly,1 |
| | okay i'm not sure,0 |
| | i think they'd give you morphine then,0 |
| | cigar lounge?,0 |
| | Cant stop thinking about yesterday,1 |
| | Im totally craving some time with you right now,1 |
| | I would invite you to come over this weekend but Im not sure I can keep my hands to myself,1 |
| | I am so glad you are always by my side to share my good and bad moments,1 |
| | We close,0 |
| | "normal rock is alright too, my current favourite jack white lazaretto",0 |
| | "ah good old WEHI, not sure what the burnet is...",0 |
| | If you cant tell im passionate about saving on food,0 |
| | let me guess are you double majoring in accounting and finance?,0 |
| | well if you're only going to type two words,0 |
| | I suck at starting conversations You want to try,1 |
| | "um, i do drink coffee sometimes",0 |
| | But like 2 months in I am always done,0 |
| | Since you came into my life I feel everything has gone right,1 |
| | Not a pickup line but my dog looks JUST like yours haha,0 |
| | My favorite place is with you wrapped in my arms,1 |
| | OH,0 |
| | Want to make a beautiful memory together,1 |
| | the theme song for VCESS is blank space,0 |
| | BET. It’s about time somebody matched my pong skills,0 |
| | Perfect I’ll add you I don’t check too often either haha,0 |
| | in the interests of full disclosure i cannot catch a frisbee,0 |
| | The only time I stupidly smile at my phone is when I get text messages from you,1 |
| | What are you teaching?,0 |
| | Youre going to think Im lying but youre pretty much my dream guy,1 |
| | How long until I can bury my face in your neck again,1 |
| | yeah was pretty funny,0 |
| | "i'm trying to get into med school, which may or may not really pan out",0 |
| | "science at melbourne, probably majoring in path",0 |
| | He makes me uncomfortable on tik tok,0 |
| | What major r u?,0 |
| | some friends of mine went up there for choir and went ballistic with the candy,0 |
| | Wanna trade secrets,1 |
| | "science at melbourne, mostly health sciences type stuff",0 |
| | Your love is better than ice creamand fewer calories too,1 |
| | Haha hey Elizabeth,0 |
| | Have I told you that I want to kiss today Because I want to kiss you,1 |
| | "no, mine's out for servicing",0 |
| | "i don't really drink ☕️, red bull's my caffeine of choice",0 |
| | what are you doing down here in melbourne?,0 |
| | If you want to make a move today would be the perfect time to go for it,1 |
| | "hi, i'm pretty good how are you?",0 |
| | cool doge,1 |
| | Just followed back haha. I’m boutta sleep talk tmrw tho 2034 beer pong champ,0 |
| | i'm pretty sure everyone loves lollies,0 |
| | Let us go on a date to the place we went to on our first date,1 |
| | That’s too nice I could say the same for u 👀,1 |
| | NOOOO,0 |
| | I've heard oakland really cool though,0 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | but miley's actually cool now,0 |
| | Same here lol I gotchu,0 |
| | I like you What are you going to do about it,1 |
| | The suspense is killing me,0 |
| | "haha you're going out into the big bad world after comm, right?",0 |
| | """violent masturbator"" is probably not going to convince anyone to swipe right",0 |
| | Id rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else,1 |
| | how do you make the ends stand up?,0 |
| | right,0 |
| | White claw monster is practically a 4 loko,0 |
| | U tryna link?,1 |
| | do you miss your doges,0 |
| | Can we just call in sick tomorrow and spend the whole day together,1 |
| | I absolutely adore you Just FYI,1 |
| | hahahahaha,0 |
| | no accounting and finance,0 |
| | Cats,0 |
| | Naisha is ranting let’s get her,0 |
| | Sweet I think to better coordinate this I need your snap tho,1 |
| | Wbu?,0 |
| | Perfect if it means more Rose then I’m always down,1 |
| | How has your week been?,0 |
| | nice,0 |
| | ❤️,1 |
| | What’s tik tok?,0 |
| | "haha, sounds like a solid gig",0 |
| | It's extremely important for dental health,0 |
| | "palma violets, raglans, national, jack white etc etc",0 |
| | I want to unwrap you tonight like the perfect surprise gift,1 |
| | "Haha understandable, good time to kick a caffeine habit though. Getting pretty depressed from lack of social contact. Trying to stay productive though and apply for jobs so I'm not sad and also unemployed.",0 |
| | "haha, really? i'm hoping to go to med school, so maybe there is hooe for me after all",0 |
| | Our last date was really fun I cant remember the last time I had that much fun,1 |
| | Ofc is that even a question,0 |
| | is the mo for movember or is it a year round thing?,0 |
| | um dude your dp shows a blonde kid,0 |
| | Washed up AKPsi frat bro,0 |
| | or a dipshit,0 |
| | I really appreciate that you continue to challenge me Youre making me a better person,1 |
| | but holidays right?,0 |
| | Oh that's by Weymouth right,0 |
| | 🙀,1 |
| | lol no science at melbourne,0 |
| | Sorry I was so busy today!! Hope work went well,0 |
| | Official services not that I know of,0 |
| | inanimate objects?,1 |
| | obesity,0 |
| | does your band's facebook page feature the rock?,0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | I think the deposit was lost when Stian rode a penny board into the wall LOL,0 |
| | I like you more than a lot,1 |
| | well you're at risk of cirrhosis of the liver,0 |
| | Well we matched on Harry lol what’s ur fav song,0 |
| | Will I at least have free room and board at your place when I come?,1 |
| | "if you're friends with amy, do you know jeremy and mitch and crew?",0 |
| | ^,0 |
| | You should try magnesium and vitamin B2 if you haven't already. There is some decent research suggesting that they help,0 |
| | excuse me?,0 |
| | your dp,0 |
| | Oh boy u ready?,0 |
| | Hey if u don’t have underlying heavy anxiety are you really living?,0 |
| | curious did you have a red hat?,0 |
| | "i'm good, hru?",0 |
| | Anushka you stole my heart can you give it back?,1 |
| | "I'd say same as you. There are some things I appreciate like being able to work from home, but it is pretty boring. My house has 16 people so we are really strict with covid risk cause if one person gets it we are all fucked. Hiking and running are pretty much the only things I do outside the house",0 |
| | Such a stressful day Want to blow off some steam together tonight ,1 |
| | you put it into a bong and smoke it,0 |
| | I bet all your pictures do well with dudes 😎,1 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | You just left and I already miss you,1 |
| | Tonight I want you all to myself Every other night too ,1 |
| | I have nothing on under this dress,1 |
| | Be honest How long have you been waiting for a text from me,1 |
| | Lmao i haven’t touched it,0 |
| | It was nice spending time with you I feel we should do this more often,1 |
| | haha nice ahead of the curve by like 20 years,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | My mom told me not to talk to strangers online but Ill make an exception for you,1 |
| | I would invite you to come over this weekend but Im not sure I can keep my hands to myself,1 |
| | Im watching a romcom and the main character looks exactly like you Except not nearly as cute,1 |
| | a few people thought she's a lab,0 |
| | "Slept pretty okay myself. Jogged on the treadmill yesterday so that's probably why. |
| | |
| | How did you sleep? 👴😁",0 |
| | Can I sleep in your sweatshirt tonight,1 |
| | are you at uni or...?,0 |
| | 💊,0 |
| | haha isn't that what interning is?,0 |
| | ttyl,0 |
| | Hey hey :) how are u,1 |
| | I absolutely adore you,1 |
| | How about we cozy up and watch a movie tonight,1 |
| | Every time I have a bad day talking to you makes me feel times better,1 |
| | What color are my eyes Let me know if you need a closer look,1 |
| | Even when we fight I love you,1 |
| | I am thinking of our first kiss,1 |
| | 👯👯,1 |
| | I cant wait to kiss you tonight,1 |
| | Me,0 |
| | How much skin is too much skin to show on our date tonight,1 |
| | Need to see if ur on aux 👀,0 |
| | "Okay I’ll be real, I’m trying to figure out which should be my first pic on my tinder. Help me decide?",0 |
| | If I show some skin on our next date will you love it or hate it,1 |
| | If they’re available those are the ones we’ll get 😂 god imma die tmrw,1 |
| | why?,0 |
| | When Santa asked what I want for Christmas I sent him your Instagram,1 |
| | Hey how’s it going haha what’s the coolest thing you’ve done in quarantine so far,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | "gretsch, nice",0 |
| | "i don't normally go anywhere, i get too busy during semester. a lot of people i know go to seven or ritz",0 |
| | gelatin? idk,0 |
| | Point is we should go on a date so I can teach you how to floss,0 |
| | Probably not worth the countless hours I have wasted swiping,0 |
| | Your kiss still sets off butterflies in my stomach,1 |
| | "biology, life sciences",0 |
| | um sorry...?,0 |
| | "croquet but there were like people who took forever and we got bored and walked off, there wasn't a line just people hankering for a whack",0 |
| | Where do you usually go shopping?,0 |
| | It is difficult to fall asleep without you beside me,1 |
| | I’ll drink whatever but I def don’t mind a mixed drink. I enjoy drinking games a lot lol,0 |
| | Im still single in case you were wondering,1 |
| | "How tall are you? Remember, No bs",0 |
| | and then i tell them,0 |
| | I'm a bit busy this week but how is your schedule for next week?,0 |
| | "haha yeah same, okay",0 |
| | Now that Ive officially texted you Im going to be staring at my phone nervously waiting for it to beep,1 |
| | what does gainfully mean?,0 |
| | I couldn’t hold out any longer,1 |
| | Yet at the same time so sad,0 |
| | "a lot of melbourne high kids are in biomed, though",0 |
| | None I’m a clean slate. One day tho,0 |
| | what's the deal with cigars?,0 |
| | no it's not like a big m hahaha,0 |
| | My thoughts of you are particularly Rrated today,1 |
| | Come over Now Nobody is here except me,1 |
| | I had a dream about you last night Id tell you what happened but its way too inappropriate,1 |
| | Aw so cute 🥺,1 |
| | Im still single in case you were wondering,1 |
| | Lets do dessert at home,1 |
| | Im asking myself right now do you even exist I mean can someone like you be real,1 |
| | My dad made my mom canned soup on their first date,0 |
| | Wbu,0 |
| | Lmao this is mine don’t make fun of the cover picture 😂,1 |
| | "not really, i've seen it once or twice to freak out about gamsat scores haha",0 |
| | I gotchu 👉👈,0 |
| | I hope you have a lot of airline miles,0 |
| | wallabies are cute tho,1 |
| | God that sounds gross 🤮,0 |
| | I see u I respect that,0 |
| | "*teenagers, but yeah",0 |
| | I feel my life with you is absolutely perfect,1 |
| | That’s good to hear! Highkey whenever I see you message me I think exactly what my first message says haha,0 |
| | "I don’t mind gold, but having black ranked that high is an atrocity",0 |
| | "Faculty club dinners, I'll have to check those out",0 |
| | "uni student, i like doges and vinyl",0 |
| | My roommate is doing some classes too I’m working tho so I can’t :(,0 |
| | what r u on this godforsaken app for? :),1 |
| | yeah what kind,0 |
| | I just woke up with you on my mind,1 |
| | pets? people?,1 |
| | Ive been wanting to see A Wrinkle In Time Want to see it together,1 |
| | But the taste is wretched,0 |
| | what do you want to photograph?,1 |
| | ?,0 |
| | yeah,0 |
| | Damn Graham,0 |
| | Alright it looks like you’ll win the wedding is still on,0 |
| | Have any room in your weekend for me,1 |
| | what is that bear? does it have ears,0 |
| | "yep, i have a golden retriever named honey",0 |
| | Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot,1 |
| | Did I tell you what I call my boobspenis,1 |
| | Why are you so cute,1 |
| | Im starving and I dont want to go out to eat with anyone else Ill even pick the restaurant Just say youll come,1 |
| | Bet,0 |
| | I love it when my roommates gone because I never have to wear clothes,1 |
| | "just whatever i like, really. i mean i like coloured vinyl, like the new vampire weekend comes in white",0 |
| | i think she goes by bree now,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | Guess what Im not wearing right now Its socks,1 |
| | Let’s make a movie,1 |
| | i haven't been anywhere on my own,0 |
| | "really? he's pretty serious rock, if you skip the slow songs",0 |
| | "or as we sometimes call it, brisvegas :P",1 |
| | If we were to roleplay what would you want me to dress as ,1 |
| | Oh yup 🥴🥴,0 |
| | Haha same thank u too! Night,0 |
| | Natalie Natalie Natalie,1 |
| | Hey Bella 👋,0 |
| | I do indeed have an ass tat 😭,0 |
| | So nice to meet you Yanny,0 |
| | no,0 |
| | Where do you want me tonight Over or under,1 |
| | you actually hunt animals?,0 |
| | haha we got there at 6:30 so didn't have to,0 |
| | Okay top 3 albums go,0 |
| | I am sorry you are having a hard day Will a kiss make you feel better,1 |
| | i'm pretty busy with vcess activities and i'm going to royal croquet this weekend,0 |
| | Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put mine,1 |
| | you wouldn't know a guy called jeremy pattison would you?,0 |
| | i don't think my golden retriever would fit down my shirt,0 |
| | no,0 |
| | it says on your bio,0 |
| | You are my dream my man,1 |
| | dear god sydney,0 |
| | I just wasted a lot of water in the shower because I was thinking about you the whole time ,1 |
| | which gig is that photo at,0 |
| | I wish we were together in my bed right now,1 |
| | Cuz it’s mad wet,1 |
| | I miss you,1 |
| | boys just like won't talk about it,0 |
| | That pool looks refreshing but not as refreshing as you,1 |
| | "not a lot of essay writing, really",0 |
| | i am far too uncoordinated for that,0 |
| | Dope what are you studying?,0 |
| | I have a friend with 2 A’s,0 |
| | um,0 |
| | "vampire weekend's new album, jack white's lazaretto 💽",0 |
| | I couldn’t hold out any longer,1 |
| | "i don't do law, obviously, but damn it i just got it",0 |
| | Still curious about this,0 |
| | 😸😸😸,1 |
| | Fuck yeah US of A baby. More prisoners than China,0 |
| | oh god that's grisly,0 |
| | Be honest How long have you been waiting for a text from me,1 |
| | How do you pronounce Bowdoin,0 |
| | Melanie you are absolutely killing it with the hats,1 |
| | 👍 good choices,0 |
| | Thanks for making my day wonderful,1 |
| | "my favourite band is life in film, they're kind of under the radar, they haven't had an lp out yet",0 |
| | yep,0 |
| | "jesus i don't know, anything but bestiality",0 |
| | people do read this.,0 |
| | do we...,1 |
| | i lived at college for a semester but i couldn't stand it,0 |
| | um...no i haven't heard new guernica,0 |
| | Youre pretty freaking great,1 |
| | at least that's what it looks like,0 |
| | are those fenders?,0 |
| | I like you What are you going to do about it,1 |
| | i think i went to sovereign hill in year 6,0 |
| | I really like Ciroc tho,0 |
| | yes did they manage to expel him?,0 |
| | "Are you from Iraq, cause I want to see you Baghdad ass up",1 |
| | i imagine it'd be a lot easier to do that course as a cyborg,0 |
| | HAHA good ol Mount Si high school,0 |
| | I usually watch the american one but I've been getting into the international recently. Show got killed a little bit for me when I learned it was fake though,0 |
| | "other than getting people through graduation, what are you up to?",0 |
| | Oh YUH,0 |
| | omg luna park i haven't been in so long,0 |
| | the only thing i learnt from pharmacology,0 |
| | But that is purely genius,0 |
| | Whats your favorite part of my body,1 |
| | but they're called dagwood dogs or pluto pups,0 |
| | "nah, i'm on uni holidays",0 |
| | Feeling strong 7 vibes today but 3 is my normal,1 |
| | like it? i don't have an opinion on lederhosen either way i was just asking if that is what the costume is,0 |
| | did you know there's goat porn on the internet?,0 |
| | Hey sexy,1 |
| | He’s gonna look 15 at 45,0 |
| | Oh did u end up not going,0 |
| | I see. Is it an off campus frat house? Judging by my rent this might be the one part of the country where I'd guess that dorms are cheaper than off campus,0 |
| | This is me asking you out Want to get coffee on Saturday,1 |
| | If u end up liking him haha,0 |
| | What are your favorite letters of the alphabet Mine are U and I,1 |
| | But a vibe for sure,0 |
| | I cant believe we just spent a whole day together I just cant get enough of you,1 |
| | This view is amazing Would be times better if you were with me,1 |
| | Hi,0 |
| | weimaraner,0 |
| | Im at work Guess what Im not wearing,1 |
| | lol so your name sake is a plant?,1 |
| | Or at least a date or something,1 |
| | "new york, the empire state",0 |
| | My yodel is probably meager compared to yours but I’m all for 1 am yodel sessions ofc,0 |
| | Youre an amazing kisser,1 |
| | What do you think about in the shower,1 |
| | I have like no sense of smell so I only notice when I start coughing,0 |
| | yo,0 |
| | Hey you dropped this,0 |
| | "nah, i did hear it, though",0 |
| | I can never thank you enough for all you do for me and for our family,1 |
| | It would only be fair,0 |
| | haha does that ever end well?,0 |
| | Seeing your name pop up on my phone makes me smile like an idiot,1 |
| | If youre trying to decide if you should hit on me or not you definitely should,1 |
| | "that's a terrible idea, very messy",0 |
| | Hi! There sure are a lot of germans studying here 🤣🤣. Are you at KI?,0 |
| | Is this graded on a curve or is 6/10 still failing?,0 |
| | I hope you find my willingness to text first attractive,1 |
| | Youre going to think Im lying but youre pretty much my dream guy,1 |
| | Cant stop thinking about your lips,1 |
| | A white claw mixed with a monster energy drink really,0 |
| | You were amazing yesterday I cant wait for a repeat performance today,1 |
| | "Exactly! I think if I were to do college again I’d try some more creative stuff tho, some of the work I see Some people do is so cool",0 |
| | The only thing that’s sweet is you 👀,1 |
| | Why am I the VP of IA and not brotherhood is my question,0 |
| | Hi I have nothing to say but just wanted to say I was thinking of you,1 |
| | are you mostly busy with classes or do you have a lot of other stuff?,0 |
| | my mom used to live in canada,0 |
| | Your scent on my pillow is my favorite smell,1 |
| | Lmaoo hi annie b,0 |
| | I cant seem to get you out of my head,1 |
| | You are my hero no matter what,1 |
| | Damn :( fathers always gotta be ruinin this,0 |
| | Miss me yet,1 |
| | 🎷,0 |
| | Bet I’ll listen rn haha. I listened to the beginning of super clean vol 2 and it’s super good,0 |
| | "yeah it was alright, wbu?",0 |
| | not doing a postal degree?,0 |
| | NUT 😩,1 |
| | "yeah, my friend is kind of obsessed with their 90s night",0 |
| | not my choice of film,0 |
| | A woman of culture,1 |
| | I wish you were here to hug me to sleep,1 |
| | I like you More than a lot,1 |
| | cool pineapple 🍍,1 |
| | "Not as often as I’d like sadly, but it sure would make concerts more fun",0 |
| | you're being patronising,0 |
| | my first thought was uncle vernon from harry potter...,0 |
| | happy to help!,0 |
| | "Socks are safer, but access time is greater. For me, the tradeoff isnt worth it.",0 |
| | yeah sure,0 |
| | omg embryology is so cool,0 |
| | haha i'm just weird and i thought i'd point it out,0 |
| | I like it a lot here! Weather is insanely good (on days when you can breathe without damaging lungs). Other than that I havent really been able to experience much because of the coronavirus and the fact that I am too lazy to do stuff.,0 |
| | Im out shopping and am in the dressing room Wanna help me pick out what to buy,1 |
| | "poor thing, it's probably the acid rain",1 |
| | Is the dodgeball you are referring to the movie or the game,0 |
| | Mostly stay away from soy,0 |
| | Im cold Wanna come over and warm me up,1 |
| | enjoying glenferrie road?,0 |
| | Want to play a game ,1 |
| | What sort of stuff do you like to do in Berkeley? With the quarantine and all I havent had much chance to explore,0 |
| | Can we just call in sick tomorrow and spend the whole day together,1 |
| | "it's not very original, given your name",0 |
| | Oh no. What's do you think is going on with your sleep?,0 |
| | haha,0 |
| | well how else do they get them all the way from sweden?,1 |
| | "oh i don't have the ltd ed, is that the blue one?",0 |
| | I’m no Kyle,0 |
| | Ooo fair fair. This last month my most listened to artist is actually Whitney Houston haha,0 |
| | Hey how’s it going haha yesterday I got busy,0 |
| | No sadly I wish,0 |
| | Some stuff is like 60 or 70 percent cheaper than east side,0 |
| | How has your weekend been?,0 |
| | My friends are tired of hearing me talk about you LOL,1 |
| | When were out together I am so incredibly proud to be with you,1 |
| | Psh gimme one day I’ll run,0 |
| | not just then! see the thing about the clump of dog hair,0 |
| | omg one of your photos has the CSS stamp on it,0 |
| | ooohhh jazz,0 |
| | Today sucked I need you to come over to cheer me up,1 |
| | *here,0 |
| | I truly cant get enough of you,1 |
| | "not much, wbu?",0 |
| | there were some NSFW pictures on those profiles,0 |
| | Im imaging your hands running through my hair right now,1 |
| | Im chillin I got a few claws and have just been hanging with a couple roommates,0 |
| | "Honesty, another thing I respect. Maybe I'll just pay the dowry in full",1 |
| | 🎧,0 |
| | Oh man migraines are the worst. I had them pretty bad for a couple years. How often do you get them?,0 |
| | what's the doge's name?,0 |
| | I can NOT stop thinking about you and your smile,1 |
| | dude you have a picture of your face plastered on a cat's,0 |
| | How have you gone so long without messaging me Im such a delight,1 |
| | Thankfully I have a beautifully shaped head so I look forward to those days,0 |
| | "Haha. Can relate. Well, sleep is lot something to play around with I say. It makes a world of difference.",0 |
| | Halle how is your life going rn -10 to 10 hit me w it,1 |
| | So is the dowry negotiable or what,1 |
| | DAMN that’s a good way to keep busy!,0 |
| | Bet I got the 4 lokos U get the skee ball. Those 8 year olds don’t stand a chance,0 |
| | hahaha,0 |
| | What if you get something stuck in your teeth,0 |
| | Oh ofc ofc or I’ll grab from the top shelf and you get the chase,0 |
| | Your kids are gonna be cute one day,1 |
| | We bought a table that is a nice heavy wood table but it extends into a pong table 😂 we rarely use it tho sadly,0 |
| | also i'm not keen on being cannabalised,0 |
| | This ranking is ass,0 |
| | i've heard of a trend where people take stuffed toys and take photos of the toy sitting on the eiffel tower and such,0 |
| | "there's a strat in the corner, right?",0 |
| | "my mom works for telstra, but then again she's biased",0 |
| | is it? i was lobbying for biscuit but i lost,0 |
| | my friends thought so too,0 |
| | 🙀,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Brienna you made my heart skip a beat so u better pay my medical bills,1 |
| | "cool, what's csu?",0 |
| | haha i'm 3rd this year,0 |
| | How are you,0 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | that's pretty cool you've made a job out of a hobby,0 |
| | If we lose at pong is that grounds for divorce?,0 |
| | But instead I just have to go about my life functionally blind,0 |
| | Sigh it’s a curse 😞 one day,0 |
| | "doge person, vinyl enthusiast",0 |
| | "she moved for work, ended up on a project that required some relocation to canada i think",0 |
| | really? what are you studying / where,0 |
| | Do you believe in love at first text Because you can delete this one and I can keep texting until you do,1 |
| | /what kind of music do you make,0 |
| | I got reject from UChicago,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Any music is welcome to the playlist LMAO,1 |
| | Hahaha,0 |
| | "You may not believe me, but I am respecting you right now, as we speak.",0 |
| | I was going to wait another day or two to text you but I cant wait that long to talk to you,1 |
| | just honest,0 |
| | Come over I have all your favorites Pizza beer and of course ME,1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | i want to go to med school 💉💊,0 |
| | I feel as if weve matched before,1 |
| | Cant wait until youre by my side again or on top Whatevs,1 |
| | "i know, it's wicked, your siblings appear to have good taste in music",0 |
| | so is his songbook,0 |
| | Purely economical tax season is so tough,0 |
| | You work so hard I am so proud of you,1 |
| | Shall we skip work and do something naughty together instead,1 |
| | with a zinger pie?,0 |
| | I cant wait to get you home,1 |
| | Oh damn those hours hahaha it’s my most recent liked song,0 |
| | Are you up for dinner tonight,1 |
| | "You may be a fine arts major, but the only fine art I see is you",1 |
| | Greek row is I avoid there at all costs 😂 I live a few streets down so we aren’t impacted luckily,0 |
| | i didn't really leave the house today except to walk the doge,0 |
| | what do you listen to?,0 |
| | Idk what do you have to be offer?,0 |
| | Id rather do nothing with you than do something with anyone else,1 |
| | I’m no short king but there’s always room for improvement 😉,1 |
| | 🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩,1 |
| | Im not big on the whole wait three days thing so Im texting you now,1 |
| | Hey stranger Stop being a stranger,1 |
| | I want to eat everything including,1 |
| | didn't you hear about the snapchat leak?,0 |
| | How have you been filling your time during quarantine?,0 |
| | "She asked me out, I gave a time like 9 or 10 days out. She did not respond until the night before when I was in NC for a job interview and asked me if I was still good for the date. And when I tried to reschedule she got pissed off. It was truly baffling",0 |
| | Im into curves and my favorite is your smile,1 |
| | it's wordplay i don't make a habit of it,0 |
| | I just picked a new set of innerwear and I cant wait to show it to you,1 |
| | haha not really i am terrible at wii,0 |
| | you know when theres so much fur,0 |
| | I want to spoil you silly,1 |
| | i've only see one spambot and it was a cartoon...,0 |
| | i changed it but tinder's slow to update,0 |
| | He’s super talented he matches the vibe of my other favorite albums too,0 |
| | Ive been dying to see Star Trek Beyond if you need a date idea,1 |
| | Youre looking particularly hot right now Dont worry Im not stalking you just assuming you look as good as always,1 |
| | haha,0 |
| | Let us do some things we should not be doing,1 |
| | is that an antique rocking horse?,0 |
| | What’s your snap?,1 |
| | Damn I lost,0 |
| | Why are you taking a terrible seminar,0 |
| | Are you still playing violin/doing other music stuff?,0 |
| | i probably petted you when i was at the show,0 |
| | "Thursdays a bit tough for me but could you do Friday some time during the day,",0 |
| | "why thank you, what do you listen to?",1 |
| | 📚✏️,0 |
| | i'm not aiding and abetting the illegal organ trade,1 |
| | 👀,1 |
| | I grew up in new york state in a town called Mamaroneck. Then my mom and I moved to Mass when I was in college and moved around there a bit.,0 |
| | there's always the ikea cookbook if all else fails,1 |
| | Every message you send me is like a small gift ,1 |
| | are you american? your photos have a 'murican theme,1 |
| | chicken nuggets + the little cheeseburger,0 |
| | Also Shaggy and I are doing ocho loko tmrw I’ll let you know how it goes,0 |
| | MAK how are you,0 |
| | I’m planning on finishing undergrad and going into my career but hopefully doing evening MBA through my company haha,0 |
| | yeah,0 |
| | but they probably synthesise it chemically now,0 |
| | Top 3 albums of all time?,0 |
| | "i don't listen to symphonic metal, it's kind of the only metal i know",0 |
| | i'm not being annoying,0 |
| | That's barbell looks pretty heavy,0 |
| | well not for students but people who work...,0 |
| | Thinking about last night and cant stop grinning like an idiot,1 |
| | geoff shaw?,0 |
| | I have been thinking about nothing but youand I havent even left for work yet,1 |
| | 🥺👉👈 Simpin is the best way to my heart,0 |
| | "i can't comment, however",0 |
| | um i'm on uni holidays so these days i mostly waste time,0 |
| | Im thinking its a burgers and beer kind of night You in,1 |
| | Cant wait to feel your arms around me again,1 |
| | Ofc haha,0 |
| | I just did 😍,1 |
| | Edward 40 hands for the 21st century,0 |
| | I normally dont like scary movies but with you in there I know Ill be safe,1 |
| | Or is it physics 40 that's terrible,0 |
| | 😜,1 |
| | hiking? as in going off into the bush and wandering about,0 |
| | "well i'm volunteering/tutoring for vcess, going to a few laneway sideshows and generally messing around",0 |
| | If we go to chipotle you best expect me to order the Quesarito,0 |
| | I just heard a song on the radio and it describes our relationship perfectly,1 |
| | haha i have a box i bought at madrid airport for shits and giggles,1 |
| | on uni holidays,0 |
| | There’s so many flavors,0 |
| | save it for the kangaroos,0 |
| | Congrats Youve leveled up I wont be holding back the next time I see you Prepare yourself,1 |
| | aw thanks,0 |
| | oh nice,0 |
| | I adore you Thats all,1 |
| | "no, it shall go about unnamed for now",0 |
| | "no clue, maybe a surgical specialty",0 |
| | "The stilts are an incredible party trick, really ups my game",1 |
| | If you kiss my neck Ill do anything you say Knowledge is power so use it wisely,1 |
| | "i'm not moving anywhere when i graduate, i'm going to enslave myself in another 4 years of uni",0 |
| | I lived in perkins last year and I remember people throwing out q bunch of shit,0 |
| | cat juice?,0 |
| | nice dog,1 |
| | My day was pretty boring lol I work full time from home so it was a lot of staring at my computer 😂 getting a run in after was super refreshing tho,0 |
| | That sounds wonderful! I can relate to the parts about sleep and being tired afterwards. Proof that your brain was utilized for something new!,0 |
| | oh wow nice,0 |
| | welcome to NY,0 |
| | Instead of missing you I could be kissing you,1 |
| | You look great today How do I know Because you look good every day,1 |
| | I hate these gifs,0 |
| | What does your week look like Any room for me,1 |
| | i'm guessing you're a science kid too then,0 |
| | Damn I lost :(,0 |
| | "Frank was at the top of my Spotify wrapped, I was v proud",0 |
| | I like your style - favorite song?,0 |
| | including the guy who is into bdsm,1 |
| | What is your favorite kind of adventure,1 |
| | "nice, are you on hols as well?",0 |
| | 🎸🎤,1 |
| | haha why?,0 |
| | The biggest shame. I could only imagine what kind of trouble we would get into,1 |
| | hercules had a pegasus,0 |
| | i mean i know ballerinas wear those pointe shoes and weird nude bodysuits but i don't think that immediately means homosexual...haha,0 |
| | You cant text me first but you can update your Facebook status every five minutes I see how it is,1 |
| | Cuz it’s mad wet,1 |
| | well russia fucked them over pretty bad 🙀,0 |
| | no it's like fruity,0 |
| | How is it that you know exactly what to do to turn me on,1 |
| | "for that, neither do i",0 |
| | Take me to the bikini barista and call it a date,1 |
| | Let’s have a baby,1 |
| | denmark is sometimes considered part of it,0 |
| | Damn that’s so cool! I have a friend at Wazzu in bio he’s hype to finish and get started on jobs haha,0 |
| | *serving suggestion*,1 |
| | I wanted to ask you out but I figured Id start by sending you a text,1 |
| | Yes but only for emergencies,0 |
| | You already know how I feel about you So what are you going to do about it,1 |
| | i have to be really careful now because i talked about siberia and she thought that was a country,0 |
| | they make lactose free milk,0 |
| | Also here,0 |
| | Damn I didn’t watch the right episodes then lol,0 |
| | i bet i have more participation ribbons,1 |
| | Even your text messages are adorable,1 |
| | Instead of missing you I could be kissing you,1 |
| | Are you planning on going to school past undergrad?,0 |
| | I am sooo hungry right nowthing isI dont want food,1 |
| | "melbourne IS a small place, i'm having an existential crisis about my major and high five for unemployment",0 |
| | okay the history of kale,0 |
| | Tell me one thing you always wanted to do to me,1 |
| | You have any plans for thanksgiving?,0 |
| | we have dark floors so there's always clumps of fur everywhere,0 |
| | where can i get some opium,1 |
| | Youre hot I think I like you,1 |
| | Not too bad. Whats your secret to staying above 0 in these trying times,0 |
| | Are you a keyboard Because youre just my type,1 |
| | ...,0 |
| | What emoji makes you think of me,1 |
| | Hope youre feeling better today,1 |
| | Youre my dream guygirl How do I know youre real I think you should come over and prove it,1 |
| | I cant get you out of my mind,1 |
| | 😂 it’s chill tho. Wbu,0 |
| | Is it too forward to come out and say I like you,1 |
| | recovering from persa last night,0 |
| | "yes, that and throat cancer",0 |
| | "and i eat all other dairy products, it's just milk that gives me abdominal pain",0 |
| | Darling you have my whole heart forever and always,1 |
| | That shitty portrait is calling my name,0 |
| | Have I told you how much I enjoy your lips,1 |
| | the 4th dimension?,0 |
| | okay,0 |
| | "path is just a major, i'm looking to go to med school afterwards. you can't qualify as a pathologist without a medical degree, but i think path leads you into research",0 |
| | Youre hot I think I like you,1 |
| | I guess quitting alcohol can kill you if you are dependent so it makes some sense,0 |
| | but could 5 V elecrocute someone?,0 |
| | anyway,0 |
| | I couldnt wait the three days so here I am texting you now,1 |
| | Nah we were just together for two years hahahaha,0 |
| | I am up my lady shakireth thou up yourself?,0 |
| | Oh nice! What job are u moving back for?,0 |
| | Can you put me in contact with your father so I can ask permission to go on a date with you,1 |
| | cant believe I actually found a guy whos smart and funny and insanely hot,1 |
| | I was a neuroscience major for one semester! Really cool stuff,0 |
| | Netflix and chill,1 |
| | and then you'll have no friends,0 |
| | Hey how’s it going,0 |
| | omg haha i've heard of that,0 |
| | 🐦🐴,1 |
| | haha you're on a phone tho aren't you?,0 |
| | haha they're not that rotund,0 |
| | I feel safe when I am with you,1 |
| | 🎨,0 |
| | 😍😍😍😍 best match EVER,1 |
| | what have you been dancing in?,0 |
| | U absolutely right Lindsey,1 |
| | Are you from CA?,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Best. Match. Ever.,1 |
| | "alright, how are you?",0 |
| | Tell me your favorite song right now,0 |
| | omg yes they lay eggs,1 |
| | what are doing now? garage-banding?,0 |
| | My rhymes: the sickest My ass: the thiccest,0 |
| | "The best picnic ever ofc. Wine, grapes, and the best charcuterie plate u could ask for",1 |
| | "🙈 haha long time, whatchu been up to",1 |
| | sloth life!,0 |
| | tall? i don't know about that,0 |
| | This is super unrelated but I'm curious how you spend your days with covid,0 |
| | greetings,0 |
| | more like a good guess,0 |
| | I didn’t hear a noooo,1 |
| | Just wanted to let you know you were in my dreams last night,1 |
| | Do you have any plans for this weekend Because I dont,1 |
| | I gotchu haha,0 |
| | hi,0 |
| | you look like a hipster,1 |
| | Hey stranger Wait why are we still strangers Lets fix that,1 |
| | I have no idea what I would do without you,1 |
| | i figured,0 |
| | might as well whack in the apostrophe,0 |
| | i wish my grandparents had cool records,0 |
| | Do you want to mess the bed with me tonight,1 |
| | Hey I was just wondering how long its going to be before you realize I like you and admit that you like me back,1 |
| | maybe psychiatry,0 |
| | Oh shit it’s in ur bio I’m stupid lol,0 |
| | "hi, i'm alright, how are you?",1 |
| | Our fairytale has only one endinghappily ever after,1 |
| | "not much, day off from volunteering :)",0 |
| | northside 👌,0 |
| | i got that name like 6 years ago,0 |
| | Big fax,0 |
| | It better be a really lit wedding,0 |
| | Never a bad investment,0 |
| | Hands up Im the FBI and youre on my mostwanted list,1 |
| | Theres an empty spot next to me waiting for you to fill it,1 |
| | I am not wearing any underwear right now Just saying,1 |
| | i wouldn't try and compete with a vacuum cleaner,1 |
| | i thought bands were supposed to be not about one person? *cough*,0 |
| | there's a chocolate lab?,0 |
| | "Noah sent you a special message. |
| | Update the app to view the message.",0 |
| | Hmm okay fair fair I was just a bit off. Alright my turn,0 |
| | You make me feel hot,1 |
| | did et get home safely?,0 |
| | What hw u need I’ve been just working for too long,0 |
| | What is one thing youve always fantasized about doing in bed Let me make that happen for you tonight,1 |
| | Third,0 |
| | Every message you send me is like a small gift,1 |
| | *?,0 |
| | You are so perfect even on such an imperfect day,1 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | I feel like I am the luckiest woman in the whole world because you are with me,1 |
| | nice dog,1 |
| | in your pictures?,0 |
| | Do you believe in love at first swipe or should I match with you again,1 |
| | i feel that moustaches have become overhyped in pop culture,0 |
| | idk,0 |
| | Want to hear a secret,1 |
| | Also keep sauce and spaghetti in different pockets,0 |
| | Bet we’ll have to practice a few times first tho,1 |
| | it's like an oktoberfest costume,0 |
| | I cant focus today Im too distracted thinking about you,1 |
| | Oh damn I thought you were talking about yourself. Knew that couldn't be true tho because you're 11/10 cute,1 |
| | Oh so this is what butterflies feel like Interesting,1 |
| | And wow you arent kidding about liquor stores,0 |
| | I want to feel your hands moving over my body,1 |
| | I want all of you with all your imperfections,1 |
| | "i'm going to the hifi sideshow, should be interesting",0 |
| | You know what would be even better than a text back An invitation to dinner,1 |
| | You do so many things that I love,1 |
| | Haha no she hasn’t made one yet either,0 |
| | I’m a marketing and Information systems double major haha going into more of a data role hopefully after graduating,0 |
| | laneway?,0 |
| | far too many people are curious about it,0 |
| | rolling stones?,0 |
| | shit,0 |
| | Greetings and salivations,1 |
| | "yeah, well it's better than underthinking things",0 |
| | I just took some sexy pics but theyre too inappropriate to post on Instagram Want to see,1 |
| | have you heard of VCESS?,0 |
| | I do not want to spend a single day without you,1 |
| | What flavors do u suggest,0 |
| | ha yeah they are,0 |
| | but really early mornings,0 |
| | um good,0 |
| | Oh the first date?,0 |
| | You are such a good kisser,1 |
| | How is your week going?,0 |
| | You get more beautiful every time I see you,1 |
| | See I dont like this youre too far away If I could I would be in your arms right now,1 |
| | where'd you go?,0 |
| | i like the cartoon,0 |
| | "i have to do some marking for this volunteer thing i'm doing, enjoy melbourne 😸",0 |
| | excuse me?,0 |
| | during semester i'm pretty busy with uni and studying and such,0 |
| | I could talk to you all night ,1 |
| | Netflix Chill Both,1 |
| | That soft girl playlist is the MOVE haha damn our music tastes align,1 |
| | Its been way too long since weve hung out dont you think,1 |
| | There are no laws at a Jacob Sagittarius concert so stomping on kids is perfectly fine,0 |
| | The 10 year olds wouldn’t stand a chance,0 |
| | "Hawaii, Alaska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, Delaware, Nebraska",0 |
| | My fatal flaw is not having animal crossing 💀 ikik unforgivable,0 |
| | You may be out of sight but youre never out of my mind,1 |
| | How are you?,0 |
| | nice,0 |
| | I miss physics,0 |
| | "I stay away from gluten, all animal products except ground beef",0 |
| | lol you are such a troll,0 |
| | Talk dirty to me,1 |
| | also nice walking stick,0 |
| | what's exercise sport science?,0 |
| | hahaha i love the question about the wallets and ids,0 |
| | disembowlment,0 |
| | do you go to uni in melbourne or something?,0 |
| | Haha I searched revitalized and I came up first,0 |
| | "yep, she saw one in the dentist's office and thought it was cool",1 |
| | "haha i know, i thought people who work left drinking and shit till thursday and friday",0 |
| | i didn't know people liked getting smashed on wednesdays,0 |
| | Well we’ll get the top shelf alcohol then 😂,1 |
| | you need like a spray can type thing,0 |
| | I am not but I havent paid for food in at least two days,0 |
| | haha yeah,0 |
| | I cant figure out if I should start this conversation with a compliment a horrible pickup line or a simple hello You choose,1 |
| | I want ice cream And you to lick it off from,1 |
| | "i moved back home, in fitzroy now",0 |
| | Which emoji reminds you of me,1 |
| | You ever do some crazy shit while drunk,0 |
| | "raw deal, in french class",0 |
| | Oof I’m only free at 6 am every leap year I hope that’s not a problem,1 |
| | "I grew up in new york state, but moved here from Boston",0 |
| | I could text you all night,1 |
| | """shellfish""",0 |
| | What then?!,0 |
| | "You share a name with my childhood neighbors dog. Like her, you are very cute.",1 |
| | lol well i'm not particularly fond of the institution of marriage in the first place,0 |
| | but oslo is in norwat,0 |
| | I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now ,1 |
| | They are also divorced lol,0 |
| | So you go to U of A how is that?,0 |
| | "alright, it was 90s night but the dj was kind of terrible",0 |
| | Exact same lil drunk and Frank hits different,0 |
| | Can I save you in my phone as future loml,1 |
| | Oof thought the hair might be a clue,0 |
| | That obvious huh? 😂,0 |
| | it's getting kind of old,0 |
| | FLOAT ON,1 |
| | high 5,0 |
| | I have nothing interesting to say but I really wanted to talk to you,1 |
| | Good morning handsome,1 |
| | i'm at a friend's house watching jackass 3,0 |
| | Yeah school doesnt matter so much for me I gotta get a job though and I'm pretty bad at it,0 |
| | nice to meet you mr goat,0 |
| | You are really hot Just texting to remind you,1 |
| | i collect vinyl and i love the sound but i don't get the time to actually take them out for a spin too often,0 |
| | I never get bored of thinking about youtalking to you,1 |
| | What have you learned in your biological clocks class? I cant seem to get my circadian rhythm in check. Always feel tired when I want to be awake and vice versa,0 |
| | why on earth are you trying to go to sleep at 10?,1 |
| | haha are you at uni too?,0 |
| | I’m doing good,0 |
| | No live music tho sadly the budget didn’t stretch that far,1 |
| | Which emoji reminds you of me,1 |
| | I'm not going to budge on the to-go box but I will grant a bonus point for the meik swipe. 8/10 final score. Are you off meal plan?,0 |
| | What are you studying?,0 |
| | So you go to Wazzu are you back over towards the west for quarantine?,0 |
| | 🐙⚓️🌊,0 |
| | never really heard of it,0 |
| | Well choose your flavors for ocho loko we’ll repeat that,0 |
| | Wanna be my little spoon,1 |
| | "Finally, my suspicion has been confirmed",0 |
| | What’s your best pickup line,1 |
| | I pretty much hate everyone but youre the exception,1 |
| | 19 and already an attorney at such a prestigious law firm?,0 |
| | that's always fun,0 |
| | did you get that last picture from tumblr,0 |
| | No way,0 |
| | google it,0 |
| | i did intro micro in first year (big mistake) and nearly everyone in my tute was doing that,0 |
| | Im sorry youre having a rough day Let me make it up to you tonight ,1 |
| | i'm just playing haha,1 |
| | "What if I dont have a car, but I can type 135 WPM. Do I still make the cut or nah",0 |
| | Don’t reveal me,0 |
| | "Mine are Blonde by Frank, Harry Styles by Harry Styles, and Ctrl by SZA",0 |
| | yeah i guess,0 |
| | "And it’s perfect because I’m also super high maintenance, don’t understand sarcasm, and have no sense of humor",1 |
| | hi 😺,1 |
| | Giveon has that sadboi vibes but i swear his music is so touching and so good,0 |
| | You have pretty much the only tinder bio I have been able to work with,0 |
| | I really liked marketing in high school then coming to UW got more into tech so combined em :) what got u into envi sci?,0 |
| | try the miley with the two pigtails,0 |
| | You look so hot right now Im not stalking you just saying you always do,1 |
| | fitzroy also used to be a bit of an opium den,0 |
| | Snap?,1 |
| | You could but it’s pretty confidential. Might have to sign an NDA,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | i'm in 3rd year undergrad science,0 |
| | My bed smells like you but Im worried the smell is fading fast How soon can you make it back,1 |
| | Its worth it though free food here is typically pretty good,0 |
| | "i do science, which i'm going to finish this year",0 |
| | they're pretty cool...at a distance 🙊,1 |
| | are you into strange violent video games,0 |
| | I want you to tie my hands and do things to me,1 |
| | saying that in the least macabre way possible,1 |
| | surely your parents didn't name you postman?,0 |
| | How about you?,0 |
| | Also fuck yes Bernie and ACAB ofc,0 |
| | "he used to have a dp exactly like yours, a selfie with a goat at the royal show",0 |
| | Nice!! A friend of mine is entre minor too she loves it,0 |
| | Jokes on him I had no idea at the time,0 |
| | You’re pretty cute I’d definitely hold your hand in public,1 |
| | Guess which emoji I just placed next to your name in my phone,1 |
| | science 🔬,0 |
| | My love language is physical touch Want a present ,1 |
| | Wanna pick out my outfit for date night You can start with my underwear,1 |
| | wow that's good,0 |
| | Only ground because it's cheap hahaha,0 |
| | We’ll form some sort of mega human,0 |
| | haha nice,0 |
| | just curious what it is,1 |
| | "I have met up with only two I think. The first girl was pretty cool, but our first date was a few days before we got off for winter break so that didn't continue. Then I had a fling with another girl who was pretty cool (the tulaner). Another girl who I had seen around campus and was really into asked me out on tinder and then flaked in a pretty shitty way.",0 |
| | jack white's new one has some really cool tricks on the wax like this angel hologram thingy,0 |
| | 🍣,0 |
| | Youre the star of my romcom,1 |
| | Thinking a lot of things about you I cant saybut I could text,1 |
| | Like a 3.50 bag of chips at easy side is 1.19 at Aldi,0 |
| | "Yeah I feel that, not a great time to be alive. I'm screwing around with this tinder location switching feature, its mildly interesting to see what profiles look like in different parts of the world",0 |
| | okay,0 |
| | um. that doesn't really work.,0 |
| | isn't it a little early in the week haha,0 |
| | I’d start a mosh pit,0 |
| | I’d probably do peach and grape,0 |
| | "I’m doing pretty well, as well as u can in quarantine I suppose lol",0 |
| | "fair enough, i'm on holidays right now",1 |
| | In the mood to have some fun,1 |
| | Lmaooo,0 |
| | You are the missing piece to my puzzle,1 |
| | "same, are you at uni?",1 |
| | Ugh Covid really fucking up our last time at UW 😕 yep haha I’m set to graduate in March,0 |
| | nice,0 |
| | ?,0 |
| | "haha, yeah it's only a little appendix and they're all good 😸",0 |
| | My most recently used is some dry emojis way too many faces lol. I try to limit em,0 |
| | Youre world champion at making me grin like an idiot,1 |
| | I was dreaming about you all day it really distracted me at work,1 |
| | i like my elliptical but i have had too many traumatic experiences in PE,0 |
| | I just listened to NIKI for the first time today would recommend,0 |
| | It’s sadly more of a manifestation than a reality 😞 one day,0 |
| | Send me your best pickup line,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | I use this one a ton: 🥴,0 |
| | i don't think i'd fit,0 |
| | Do you find it sexy when girls make the first move or should I wait for you to do it yourself,1 |
| | Remember that amazing kiss we had,1 |
| | "I’ve been watching some movies! I just watched Love, Simon and 13th this past weekend",0 |
| | haha yeah i did that in first year for a bit,0 |
| | *sturt,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Ive been thinking about you quite a lot and its only am,1 |
| | I just finished a book I know you would love You should come over to pick it up,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | My love language is physical touch Want a present,1 |
| | Best invention of all time,0 |
| | Arent you supposed to be legally representing chickens not eating them?,0 |
| | no...dogs r the best,0 |
| | What do boston people do this time of year I didnt grow up here,0 |
| | why do you hang at on degraves so much,0 |
| | is that from paint and glow?,0 |
| | I just finished a book I know you would love You should come over to pick it up,1 |
| | Morning Been dreaming of the perfect thing to say to you,1 |
| | damn that's right 50% of the time,0 |
| | Do you find it sexy when girls make the first move or should I wait for you to do it yourself,1 |
| | "A combination of factors. I'm part of a couple communities that are centered here, it's good for.my line of work (software), the weather is great, and I wanted to try something new after spending my whole life in the northeast",0 |
| | haha what about you? other than 2 door,0 |
| | I grabbed a couple like regular books but didnt see anything valuable,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | i don't know anything about ballet,0 |
| | What color is your pillow I might need to check to verify,1 |
| | "Are you named after the water bottle brand, or is it named after you???",0 |
| | You. Me. Lots of flowers. And we embrace each other until sunrise,1 |
| | cool,0 |
| | Kabob and curry is my favorite,0 |
| | Fwb,1 |
| | how lovely!,0 |
| | ???,0 |
| | So did u leave the stove on?,0 |
| | What kinds of art do you make?,0 |
| | listening to my new wax,0 |
| | cae?,0 |
| | Or you can just ride on my shoulders if you prefer,1 |
| | Youve been on my mind a lot today And its only am,1 |
| | You’re too nice 🥰 what tattoos do u have?,1 |
| | "yep, how'd you guess",0 |
| | Im doing good!! I napped so long today so I’m wide awake now haha,0 |
| | "i've always lived in melbourne 😸 except for a brief stint in montreal, which i don't really remember",1 |
| | Damn corona. It could've been worse though. Need to remember to be grateful.,0 |
| | One of my favorites rn is Giveon I would give him a listen,0 |
| | I wish it was a requirement,0 |
| | where they roll a paddle pop in maple syrup,0 |
| | How much longer until you realize I like you and you tell me you like me too,1 |
| | "indie rock and indie pop, mostly",0 |
| | You are pretty,1 |
| | "no, it's wordplay",0 |
| | It’s okay we can just practice then,1 |
| | Hey Lizzie what’s ur most played song on Spotify this week,0 |
| | i used to go there all the time like when i was in high school,0 |
| | "nice, i didn't go but i saw sky ferreira and the strypes in melbourne",0 |
| | Its hard to concentrate on work when you keep popping into my head,1 |
| | You caught my attention,1 |
| | I tried to send you something flirty but I couldnt fit in the text box,1 |
| | You never text first I cant tell if you hate me or if youre playing hard to get,1 |
| | why are you advertising a tattoo parlour?,0 |
| | Where were you all my life,1 |
| | Im addicted to you and I need another hit,1 |
| | "Covid has bad eyesight, so as long as you kiss at night you’re safe",1 |
| | *are in,0 |
| | Which emoji makes you think of me,1 |
| | Yeah I’m staying up here haha,0 |
| | Youre pretty much my dream guygirl,1 |
| | I cant figure out why but my thoughts are especially Xrated today I think its your fault,1 |
| | Hey Sofia 👋,1 |
| | I apologize that my ancestors are not of your preferred nationality,0 |
| | i have to go sort out my lunch i'll ttyl,0 |
| | Hey hey,0 |
| | "teaching vce psych, it's pretty fun ✏️",0 |
| | What are u studying?,0 |
| | I had a dream about you last night Id tell you about it but its super inappropriate,1 |
| | it's wearing the same outfit as your photo,0 |
| | "also soy milk, but that tastes funny",0 |
| | U tryna link?,1 |
| | doges < people,0 |
| | What is your biggest turn on,1 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | Youre the piece of me I didnt know was missing,1 |
| | Two matches for one swipe? Black Friday deals came early,1 |
| | and then you'll commit suicide?,0 |
| | Sadly lost the stilts but can still give you a piggy back ride. Practically the same,1 |
| | Oh no shit what floor,0 |
| | "i mean, vocab is kind of important.",0 |
| | Trying to plan ahead how long is it going to take you to realize youd rather be with me than wherever you are,1 |
| | "nice, are you graduating or something?",0 |
| | I might run out of text messages to send you and I might run out of jokes too My phone might run out of battery but my heart will never run out of space for you,1 |
| | HER is so good too ah,0 |
| | most likely,0 |
| | "Oh no, what sorts of messages are you getting?",0 |
| | Apparently it’s a bit harder to Ollie than we thought,0 |
| | "not much, going into uni to tutor for vcess",0 |
| | If you ride my shoulders we can beat 7’ 😂,1 |
| | "i have a jackalope head on my wall, but that's a mythical creature",0 |
| | yes that makes sense now,0 |
| | If I was a gift how would you unwrap me,1 |
| | Yeah! Next winter I’ll be all done sadly,0 |
| | i would say that's very exciting but to be honest i have no clue,0 |
| | We should probably go on another date soon,1 |
| | "not really charity work, we're paid in sausage sizzles",0 |
| | Hey you dropped this,1 |
| | a scaredy cat?,0 |
| | swotvac is when i get really stuck into it,0 |
| | I suppose guessing your personality from your playlist would be the same as guessing mine 😂,1 |
| | "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. ""What the devil?"" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, ""Tally ho lads"" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.",0 |
| | What would you do if I kissed you,1 |
| | What on earth did I spend my time thinking about before I met you,1 |
| | Damn well let me know if you figure it out or need help deciding,0 |
| | i'm just curious,0 |
| | Of course I do,0 |
| | Please dont be a bot,0 |
| | Salutations comrade,0 |
| | i'm not usually into house music or EDM or whatever that stuff's called,0 |
| | Which emoji reminds you of me,1 |
| | I bet you I can make it hard for you to get up from your desk without embarrassing yourself,1 |
| | more like furry footballs on legs,0 |
| | Gotta keep up to date with the flavors ofc,0 |
| | I’m troublemaker,1 |
| | "nice cat, i hate to disappoint but i'm not jlaw",0 |
| | nice doge,0 |
| | Hands up Im the FBI and youre on my mostwanted list,1 |
| | The only argument I ever want to have with you is whether youre the big spoon or the small spoon,1 |
| | I’ll send what u send,0 |
| | Lmao I just looked it up he’s 17 💀,0 |
| | Hey Grace what's up?,0 |
| | Its so cold out today Want to come over and warm each other up,1 |
| | nice nails 💅,1 |
| | Have you thought about me at all today Type Y for yes,1 |
| | i'm a little too old to be adopted,0 |
| | I may be a pussy but it's not going to stop me from messaging you,1 |
| | "It took like 30 messages for you to tell me your PLME, that's gotta be some sorta record.",0 |
| | You never text first I cant tell if you hate me or if youre playing hard to get,1 |
| | I love you,1 |
| | Want to have this conversation in person,1 |
| | "HAHA I love this, very professional",0 |
| | highly philosophical question - miley or taylor swift,1 |
| | I have a lot of friends there so I passported,0 |
| | Alright that was kinda lame but like hi I’m Noah,0 |
| | have you ever heard of fish and chips? yes i eat fish on occasion,0 |
| | Tbh his first album is top 3 of mine lol I could listen front to back without skips,0 |
| | In high school we used to drink green apple vodka out of water bottles,0 |
| | I am eagerly waiting for you counting each minute to see you,1 |
| | Always one step ahead,0 |
| | "how rude! i love my lanes, and degraves has cupcakes",0 |
| | haha it's not sensitive i just don't really no,0 |
| | hilarity ensues,0 |
| | "You’re pretty cute, I’d definitely hold your hand in public",1 |
| | I had a dream we were sexting so I woke up and decided to turn it into a reality,1 |
| | What would you say if I asked you to come over,1 |
| | U tryna meet up?,1 |
| | ? I haven’t changed my photo since downloading,0 |
| | Ooo lemme give you my top 5,0 |
| | Oh fuck I’m sorry that’s awful how did that happen?,0 |
| | uni's kind of a time consuming activity,0 |
| | But I suppose I can start a real conversation while we’re at it...,1 |
| | At least there’s a good story behind it!! I’m jealous of the boat haha I really wanna go out on the lake,0 |
| | Before we go on a date I have to know what the cardboard box looks like,1 |
| | Are you hungry Wanna Chipotle and chill,1 |
| | Have you made love in a car Lets go for a drive tonight,1 |
| | Pretty good! I worked all day so pretty boring overall lol but hbu?,0 |
| | Our first kiss is going to be epic dont you think,1 |
| | We just spent the whole day together and you know what I still want to see you,1 |
| | Do you know that youre one of the most interesting people Ive ever met,1 |
| | are you a comm kid?,0 |
| | all the way from norwegia,0 |
| | I love it when you hold my hand while crossing the road,1 |
| | what kind of dog?,0 |
| | i think it was given to us by someone a really long time ago,0 |
| | what about you?,0 |
| | I just cant get enough of you even after so many years,1 |
| | Were hanging out tonight just so you know,1 |
| | it's when AI can fuse with human consciousness...,0 |
| | I become a happier person when you are with me,1 |
| | "i'm alright, recovering from the heat wave, how are you",0 |
| | my mom bought me a new turntable so i can't really complain 😸,1 |
| | Or if you want to be safe you can send me 1 cat picture before and then hold out the last one til after I send the video,0 |
| | One day... we can hope,0 |
| | or cancer,0 |
| | haha have you heard of counter strike?,0 |
| | "What a strange, strange message",0 |
| | arts student?,1 |
| | Are you familiar with Brown Bytes?,0 |
| | british chick?,0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | Haha how’s it going,0 |
| | When I walk into a room full of people I always look for you first,1 |
| | Good taste in HGTV shows,0 |
| | "not yet, any ideas?",0 |
| | Cant wait to feel your arms around me again,1 |
| | Many,0 |
| | "i make a point of having maccas in different countries, so many different menu options 🍟🍔",0 |
| | Hey how’s it going,0 |
| | UDA,0 |
| | ❤️,1 |
| | If you are lucky we can side hug before marriage,1 |
| | I am naked in bed What about you,1 |
| | I am a fan of both,0 |
| | are you into any other music? 🎵,1 |
| | what did you do with those rabbits,0 |
| | what's the kitten's name,0 |
| | i wish they'd spell mint properly,0 |
| | Everything around me makes me think of you,1 |
| | All Ive thought about all day is your mouth,1 |
| | "I guess to be more succinct, generally I'm looking for somewhere between friends with benefits and semi serious fling",0 |
| | "Frank, SZA, Harry Styles, Rex Orange County, Giveon",0 |
| | Hey,0 |
| | We are meant to be together despite all the fights Who could be more perfect than us,1 |
| | "yeah i figured, it's just not something i believe in, but hey, people do a lot worse",0 |
| | hahaha,0 |
| | "fair enough |
| | is that 5 of you in your photo",0 |
| | Damn it be like dat,0 |
| | Wait I heard this story lol,0 |
| | Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be,1 |
| | "ah k, i don't really know any train lines well haha",0 |
| | Are we about to kiss right now 😳,1 |
| | Seeing your name on my phone makes me grin like an idiot,1 |
| | you'll have to be more specific,0 |
| | that was a question...,0 |
| | 😿,1 |
| | mine are mostly indie rock and some indiepop,0 |
| | Also when they have extra food from events CIT 4th floor kitchen,0 |
| | went to uni to do some volunteering 😸,1 |
| | I like Russ a lot I was listening to him today,0 |
| | Hey avisha you tryna link?,1 |
| | science at melbourne,0 |
| | Hey wassup,0 |
| | wbu?,0 |
| | "i didn't know melbourne had anything horribly exciting for research, unless it's coffee",0 |
| | everything also sticks from school,0 |
| | Frankly a bit too tall,0 |
| | Guess I win 😉,1 |
| | morbid obesity?,0 |
| | i've seen friends at uni or on the street and not bothered to say hello if i'm too busy or they look occupied,0 |
| | I cant even remember the last time we spoke We need to change that,1 |
| | YES,1 |
| | My parents are out Wanna come over I mean theyve lived in Los Angeles for years but still,1 |
| | Are you near?,0 |
| | Everything makes me think of you,1 |
| | "but you still have the monocle and the pipe, right?",0 |
| | On a scale of to America how free are you tonight,1 |
| | "🙈 haha long time, whatchu been up to",1 |
| | You looked really cute last night,1 |
| | i'm busy tonight but i'll ttyl,0 |
| | "you me. |
| | 2 four lokos |
| | chuck e cheese |
| | skeeeeeeeee ball |
| | uh oh a couple of 8 year olds are mouthing off |
| | should we fight em? |
| | YOU BETCHA |
| | a couple of roundhouse kicks later |
| | we got all their tickets |
| | grand prize? |
| | ab |
| | so |
| | lutley |
| | THEN |
| | picnic, on the train tracks |
| | ON |
| | THE TRAIN TRACKS |
| | two more four lokos |
| | thats 4 four lokos |
| | thats loco |
| | locomotive |
| | HERE COMES THE TRAIN |
| | doesnt matter were done eating |
| | chase that s**t |
| | for |
| | mIILEEESSSSSS |
| | traisn too fast |
| | cant catch it |
| | thats ok |
| | well sit by the highway and throw marbles at passing cars |
| | whadya think?",1 |
| | If you can figure out a way to hide a horse behind a box that size I'll be very impressed. Are you still at college or have you graduated yet?,0 |
| | you saw me walking my doge?,0 |
| | but if i wasn't alone that might get awkward,0 |
| | If you kiss at night tho Covid doesn’t know 🤫,1 |
| | "lol a pounder, i've seen someone eat that",1 |
| | is it? what's your *life story*,0 |
| | "i don't do relationships in semester, if that answers your question",0 |
| | Whattt I’m super jealous I became a fan too late 😞,1 |
| | "vcess is like the first union thing i've done, never really got involved because i have friends from school and stuff",0 |
| | "CoQ 10 too if I remember correctly. Ironically my migraines ended up being caused by a magnesium supplement I took, and it was months before I found the connection because it didnt make any sense.",0 |
| | Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans,1 |
| | *sturr,0 |
| | We can make that a regular thing,0 |
| | please don't tranquilise the asian elephant,0 |
| | Today is a gorgeous day and the only thing that could make it better is having you by my sid,1 |
| | Big fax haha he’s just super soothing. Like I want you and Heartbreak anniversary are my faves I think,0 |
| | Damn always something,0 |
| | a little slave-ish,0 |
| | what kind of sound do you make?,0 |
| | all my friends who are boys have accounts but have like 1 photo on there,0 |
| | Let’s swap playlists and make guesses about each other’s personalities,1 |
| | "good news for people who like bad news, kind of the extent",0 |
| | it's wordplay,0 |
| | "didn't know they were that old, will have a listen 🎧",0 |
| | mostly 🐶,1 |
| | You looked really cute last night,1 |
| | Hey I’m a marketing major,0 |
| | Youre my favorite veggie a cutecumber,1 |
| | haha yes,0 |
| | "Hmm you’re a hard bargainer, we can switch off",0 |
| | Let’s go halves on a baby,1 |
| | "how nice, it better be on vinyl and not like mp3s or something",0 |
| | Why are you so cute,1 |
| | i'd really rather not be kidnapped,0 |
| | "(on vinyl, because it's a special vinyl)",0 |
| | Our retirement plan is gonna be so boujee,0 |
| | If you wanna stop by my house tonight Ill make it worth the trip,1 |
| | path major,0 |
| | Ive got an extra ticket for a movie Interested,1 |
| | You will always be the most important person in my life,1 |
| | Also you have the best smile,1 |
| | Lemme blow ur mind another day,1 |
| | i'm pretty certain i'm an anatomy student,0 |
| | I feel like that’s the probs the best part about it 😂 I only went up before 21,0 |
| | Kill naisha,0 |
| | what are you doing in melbourne?,0 |
| | No no no,0 |
| | lol,0 |
| | That’s pretty intense Kyle levels right there,0 |
| | Do you believe in love at first text or should I text you again,1 |
| | haha yep,0 |
| | Haha it is a perfect first date tho,1 |
| | it was implied,0 |
| | "i don't think you'll get to wrestle my dog, she's not very good at playing games",0 |
| | Our last date was really fun I cant remember the last time I had that much fun,1 |
| | ❤️❤️❤️,1 |
| | I wish you were here to hug me to sleep,1 |
| | which is always great fun,0 |
| | I feel like permanent stilts would be a pretty popular wish from some short kings hahaha,0 |
| | Do you play soccer at Cal?,0 |
| | Goodnight handsome,1 |
| | "3 years, i finish at the end of this year 🎉",0 |
| | 👍,0 |
| | yeah are you not from melbourne?,0 |
| | french is overrated,0 |
| | it's a vce summer school for disadv. kids,0 |
| | You guessed the next line 😤 the Y is silent,1 |
| | I meannnn I do love cat,0 |
| | a friend of mine is from nsw but is down here for uni and she misses her GR like crazy,0 |
| | I napped all day lmao,0 |
| | 3rd year this year,0 |
| | Fuck yeah I'll go on frequent trips to goodwill with you,0 |
| | No snap,0 |
| | Hey baby Just messaging to tell you that I just felt a huge surge of love for you,1 |
| | It’s all good,0 |
| | Wowwwww so I’m not your favorite 😞,1 |
| | "new vinyls, my turntable's new and i don't have the patience to clean the old ones",0 |
| | well.,0 |
| | Im using my last of battery to text you that Im thinking about you,1 |
| | Im smiling just thinking about getting to see you later,1 |
| | "excellently, thank you for asking",0 |
| | jack white lazaretto,0 |
| | "🙈 haha long time, whatchu been up to",1 |
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