#NBA players #NY support protests of #police killings/sure #money donations for #college WB coming


A new year about to start|So many people came so many went|But always wat's gone is better.


Obama's $1,176,120.90 in Taxpayer Funded Costs to Attend Political Fundraisers in Los Angeles, San Francisco


Can't wait to work with the dream team again today!! #delilyfe  🙈


!!! RT @user Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam


@user THX4FLW! FLWtheMUSIC @user @user WE R #ElektrikBLOOM #ElektrikFANTASY #iwant2DRIFT #Elev8TheUnderground!


#40 #Corner #Cute #Day #Expensive #diy #crafts|Please RT:


#notcies #eu EU backs 328 top early-career researchers with 485 million


@user I think it's a safe bet it won't fit the crime.


@user oh haha no they ain't 😂😂 you ain't even seen em


Last day in #Riga! #self #finnishgirl #businesswoman  @ PK Riga Hotel


480 W crawling at 7:30 am. Great start to Thursday. #CLEtraffic #cleveland #traffic


@user @user patio tumbler goodness #Mac12days


Workaholics: if you're sick, don't let that stop you from bringing your germs into the office. We all appreciate your commitment.


They have  #been seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. gist by #MonsterMMORPG #darumaka


What else would you do on friday? |#TGIF  #8crap


The rain has made extra extra lazy😅


RT @user RumourIsImADad's accent...


@user oh joy, now i get to have even more of them in my living room!  #putyourtoysaway #badboyfriend


Flight diverted over boiling water incident


i'm really stoked about going abroad in the fall. and well next week but that's for completely different reasons. #imissmyboyfriend


@user why would you do this... @user #superman  #childagain


@user @user @user Well done. You have more Twitter followers than me. You have succeeded in life


When you have Challah French Toast on Christmas


7:52am (too damn early) in South Carolina.. What a shitty state to  be proud of


@user @user the upper deck definitely seemed like Philly South.


@user Technically, we aint muzlamics until we believe in a guy lost in a cellar as our saviour. ||#TrueStoryFam


Women do some crazy ass shit just to be with a guy and the least they can do for her is break her heart!| all but some.


@user @user Wasn't that full in the nosebleeds where I was sitting, but it was fun! Crowd reacting to JoePa is my fav memory.


@user Frisky at 2am? That's nothing new.


@user When are you buggering off out of the country


Gotta go back to work tonight


@user @user I have no idea why Brad would be in the doghouse...


I guess we're getting timed on who we can spend time with.


: When some police officers pursue "daring" villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey. #Police_officer=#Abuser #Villain=#Prey


@user hahaha such a 1% town


Thanks @user for nothing. All my family were flying with you from KL to attend my wedding. #everyonecanfly  #AdelaideRouteCancelled


Easiest final of my life. So glad I studied 11 hours for it


is the game


@user @user @user When / how did the ACL tear happen?


Always forget how good the F.E.A.R is by Ian Brown 🎧 #singingoutloud #TUNE


Oh, thank GOD - our entire office email system is down... the day of a big event. Santa, you know JUST what to get me for xmas.


I feel so blessed to get ocular migraines.


One more reason not to shop at #Walmart. They make you feel you're not in America!  #shopping #Islam #tcot ~


@user @user @user I guess this is where he lost a couple of million to Lambias, is it?   #LudicrousStory


Yeah, because that's what's most important. . The man really is a prized prat.


I'll grin or ill grin. There's two ways to read my name.


Angry-face #Leo #Kids #Fun #Face #Angry


anw as long as there's nothing going on with the both of u rn, i can still forgive u but i cant promise to forget


Is Khallilah Henriques NNN all there? She mostly sounds blonde,but this morning confirmed it#Ignorant on race relations#Articulate Minority.


@user  haha or are a chainsaw murder, or a corrupt fortune 500 ceo, or a rapist, w.e makes you happy.  #hebetripping


Surprised SJWs haven't tried to get call of duty banned. You can make male & female guys so you have men KILLING women|#Misogyny|


@user Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.


@user Just abt 2 say d same  :) I'm not sure whether Oxford Brookes Uni is part of Oxford Uni. yet his CV is impressive still!


my favorite thing to do on Tuesday is write psychology papers😐  #killme


@user @user you can't reason with someone with a bio as moronic as his. "So should everyone else" #SoDemocratic


Family time is nice and all, but I'm ready to be back at work on this fine morning.


The sooner I find that out, the sooner I can go and have the lovely conversation with HR as I've yet to tell work #lookingforwardtothat


Bae had an energy drink and wants to stay up... but I'm so sleeeeeepy. #love #sleep


#TeenAnalCasting #She She sucked me dry!


@user Adorable little white tiger


It's adorable how this keeps on happening


First day skiing #killedit  #iwasshit #tignes #seasonlife


#Uniform#unity #LMFAIR14


@user even your link to the service alert is down.


btw, dummy, 140 limits @user @user @user @user @user @user


@user Like I need to be reminded of BP Cup competition dates!


Everybody is out there traveling the world and I'm sitting here studying maps for my last exam #jealousy  #almostdone


Not this room please I don't want this


@user so ...still no response from @user #greatcustomerrelations


"@LabourEoin Few politicians get importance of Patient Dignity &  right to die


#LRT -- Gee. Good thing there's no #WarOnWomen.


36 hours no food no drink going strong  #givemeabrew 🙏😭☕


@user What do you order at Kona Grill? For "fast food" Sushi, that place is delish.


Honking at me whilst you drive past - so romantic, it makes me want to trace you through your number plate and be with you forever


So fucking excited to be the 5th wheel for another New Year's Eve!!!! Can't blame anybody but myself for being super picky re: men


*looks at blackboard*|*calls life alert*|Help my grades have fallen and they can't get up


@user @user you drive a ferrari, right? you being a beautiful clever woman?


I couldnt help myself.. I am a bad person...


@user she went from a faded orange mess to a dark brown with red streaks. I, of course, forgot to take pictures.


Eskom load-shedding hammers the Rand again:  Current spot rate USD1=R11.45 #VivaANCviva


Had an insomnia cookie and now I can't sleep


Finals week plus hearing that my grandma is in the ICU = amazing  #letmegohome


@user And here I though that a one programmer operation had the same money and power as EA. #TheMoreYouKnow


Imma kill all you SOBs! Jk #lol  #RedEye


Sometimes i just dont understand anything|#stubborn


dead? Why is this stupidest of memes still perpetuated?


@user yes 👍 the taste .. The slight aroma of the tea 😍


@user   People who are drinking and driving  now please


Listened to Gimme Shelter while driving in the rain😂


Casual meal with a mate, didn't turn out as expected! #disappointed!


Up all night 2 nights in a row. My job is fun  #nightauditadventures #resortjobprobs #fb


BJP-CONGRESS nt disclosing detail of 3600 cr. donation received,still Media/Bhakts questioning AAP  #MufflerMan


What doesn't kill you makes you #stronger 👌...I'm  #perfect #mybody 🙈


Sooooooo the #Bears will be looking for an offensive coordinator as well. This bodes well for next season.  #whatamess


@user Tried to spell beeyotch and iPhone made me spell Beyoncé. That's fire.


I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 25)' badge on @user


@user @user The Bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment.


Horses are just hornless unicorns :O ||#enlightened #mystical #wow  #on #drugs


@user add some "Your Baby Can Read" DVDs...ya know...just in case lol😏


@user @user YES! I do this all the time. It's such an easy thing to do, I don't why this isn't common knowledge.


Comcast, greatest customer service on the planet  #comcastistheworst


Facing Health Crises, India Slashes Healthcare #GoodGovernance  #NaMo #GoGo #BureDin


How exciting he's walking all by himself #amazing #strength #hardwork #love


@user @user @user @user the Jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind!  #NFLDraft


@user @user Too Sad... LOCAL NOW!


Ohh he can climb a rope? Just like every other commando? Super talented.  #TakeMeOut


@user @user In a musical, the music department is quite unimportant.  #umitsaMUSICAL


Cramming 200+ psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isn't effective


THEY #CAN'T BE #IDENTIFIED|#UK should  ALLOW more #SYRIAN REFUGEES #ENTRY among them will be #ISLAMISTS potential #TERRORISTS


I added a video to a @user playlist Modere Beauty Box Review + Giveaway


Mens Football clearly know how to have a good time.....  #archiesday #anychanceofasocial


Ppl keep snapping me and I can't snap back because I'm looking too good rn


And after being up for over 24 hours I'm finally getting some freaking sleep.. #HappyHolidays  #AlwaysWorking


Chenua Achebe - when things fall apart


i.e. cutting gov't spending, as Harper has done w/ public sector jobs, injures the economy & multiplier effect of those jobs #cdnpoli 2/2


I swear the biggest tools are those who wear a belt even though they're wearing suspenders. Pick one or the other, can't do both


The good thing about college is that you're not asked to do evens or odds or even the back page of your worksheet.


How DARE somebody exercise their freedom to protest and freedom of speech.


I'm so different when I'm back home... I blame the work crew #rowdy #banter  #toomuchlove #360family


Dont we all just love those people who message you out of nowhere and act like you guys are close cus they want something from you?


LOL..It was an RSS agenda modi bribed UN officals to make yoga day international..  #secularindia #AntiConversionLaw #hypocrites


This 'legendary' anfield European cup atmosphere is great hey! ;-)


I always forget that many #activists and #radicals who are most earnest look back fondly to 1918 and 1793, not 1848 or 1789. #classwar


@user Fact we have a liberal school system. Yes I'm conservative.No that does not make me racist.(before you accuse me of that)


Off to brave Tesco. Humungous shopping list, hail outside #ohbliss


I think tori is actually my favorite human being on this earth tbh


@user woww thanks for that helps alot  hahaha saddd 😂


Wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bid'a, let alone wishing him/her a happy celebration.


..and another  #freelesson #english #esl #tesl @user


just another day as a lovely comcast subscriber.   #neverworks  @user @user @user


Another great day on the #TTC.


@user @user "I can't look at a bridge without crying now."


I love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles.. favorite part of the Army :)


Hey heyy!!!I....wanna be a rockstar #vscocam  hero #vsocam #hero #spiderman


they dip, we drip #fat #sumo #hippoes #happy #like #so  #turtle #googlemapcibae #love #bij...


Great start to the morning  #flattire


@user man, there is too much  in this tweet.


@user They were probably, contracted to work for free.


Over on CBS at noon is #BALvsMIA. FOX has #SEAvsPHI after the #Saints. #NFL


Packers fans on Twitter are on full meltdown mode... R. E. L. A. X.


And the day started civilised #appointments#road trip #bestdayever #neverlaughed as much... Tks to...


Now i officially look single. Ha the


@user you're hilarious...


Lol at people saying they're turning 13 this year when did I start following kids #sorry


@user Hi! I have just received a photo of my dear parcel from China, amazing he is travelling around the world!!


@user Ill see you in the Finals


@user gotta hand it to them, really. 👏👏👏


@user I think being gay is wrong, its like people chose to be gay just to piss off the magic old man that lives in the sky


Hey everyone... I want this as a Christmas gift :) Can you send me one? @user #GTX980


that fits @user @user @user @user


@user Glad to see someone has finally realised how funny Mark Lawrenson is and given him more work. He is a hoot.    #goodgrief


Photo: Cheers! #vodka #mother #energy #drink #tipsy #on #one #drink #Cadbury  #alcoholic #Friday...


@user Accusations on twitter shouldn't count, though I've heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here


Well said @user I for one am fed up of all these women breastfeeding ostentatiously!


I love how today is going


Um, really @user  #nothanks #UVA


@user Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.


studying up on narcissism. the more I read up, the more I'm afraid I have this disorder!! #centeroftheuniverse


@user @user @user was STUNNING today, wasn't it?


HELLO Sunday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 28, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information)


A maths tutorial is exactly what I need right now  #lol #struggle #uni


Two hour drive this morning with the instructor.  Oh yes..  #scaredshitless #yikes


@user @user sure! "wow, Nintendo has achieved what Sony already did years ago"


Produce all kinds of Creative Designs #like15|


#Christmas slow down!  enough time left!!


I would have made a much more convincing Bella Swan.


Just gave Imperfecto a 3.5/5 rating on @user


@user what is it with whales this morning


@user "i feel bad for the American people, now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them"


I just love being in charge of comp music 😀


I shun the workplace chit chat, to look at what happening on twitter  #randomtweet


Mirror mirror on the wall, when will I find happiness?


@user u might b d bigest fan of srk but i find u better actor than him sayng it just fr sayng but realy mean it#expression king


@user Say it ain't so, Joe.  Who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud?  Has this ever happened before?


Save Manage & Make Money - Join for $99 make $600 #Discounts #Vacations and more


My dorm is actually really creepy when I'm the only one in it... 😖


@user @user  of course, Not!


Yay for getting pink eye again!  #whyme


@user LOOL from the guy with multiple twitter handles


If loose lips sink ships, then loose tweets sink fleets. ? (@ NASNI Theatre in Coronado, CA)


@user @user I honestly haven't a clue. I'd hope there were some since the surveillance cams I've seen show barely anything


@user Loughton.. And some in Basildon what about u?


Youve got to just love the efficiency @user two-day service!  #7DayService #prioritymail #hahahaha


No reply day! I mean, week!|#Happiness


I'm pretty sure this bad boy is worth at least 6 stokes per round! #dreamon  @ 913 miranda place


Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching


Happens Every day.


I just love working on Christmas and spending it alone 6 hours away from my family!


Drawing with my little girl... Still can't believe she can draw this good!!!! #drawing #daughter...


On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed


It seems that Erdogan sends his best regards to the EU


It's too bad all this is happening to #TheInterview, it looks like a really good movie.


Finally went to the doctor and feeling so much better.


I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis. #OneTreeHill this story is sad,thrilling and confusing. But I love it!😍


Another day just livin the dream  #needmoremoney


waking up congested/not being able to breathe is a great feeling.  😑


@user Being doing projects for university all day! My life is sooooo interesting


@user wtf where did you go


@user Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing


Sitting in this hall is fun!!😒


I may or may not be obsessed with the grinch 😏


@user can you please book one of these appointments for me and tell me what happens?


MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @user @user


Photo: #Say it loud say it #proud! #Nope #never!  a quitter and will never #be... #always #winning even...


lol has his website been suspended again? @user @user


@user like a group of unsuccessful idiots who can't even manage to scrounge up a quarter? That's pretty cool I guess Chris


Who accepts this challenge? Who's Next? Ends Soon. Be A Ten Executive & Founding Member.


I love math, I'm so amped for my final like 7 hours from now. I hardly studied for it. #IBeenDoingIntegralsSinceThe5thGrade  😄😜😂😣😰😫😖


@user @user but she was white!.IOW guilty of racism by fact of skin color.#Ferguson taught me that.


@user @user @user @user @user @user


@user @user really? My respect for feminist/womens movements is through the roof. !


don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair "inspires" them! im just living they same you are dude


Hi Orgabeh, so we meet again. I think you're my soulmate. 😍  zzzzZzz 😫  #patience


#finalsweekgotmelike Ugh. Make it stop. #finals #finalsweek #EWU


Can't wait until this weekend is over...then no more Xmas parties!!!!!! #HateSchmoozing


@user claims the man was peaceful, when he was violating HR of orientation.  making a free speech argument over an HR issue.


Absolutely appalling service once again from @user Can't wait for the rise in fares next month  #excuses #joke


@user and a strut to boot


@user nice, lazy search in google scholar couldn't find a free copy - openaccess for the win


I love when this happens


Just noticed that I crossed 500 followers in past month. Guys, I hope you enjoy the sarcasm b/c we all know my value added is nil


The things I see in Bath & Body Works #WorstOutfit  Cute #WTF


#But #It8217s #Matters  #Size #Style #That #wedding|Please RT:


Coin ! erraji: " ZeeGingaNinja: because it seems that some people here need this clarification #sydneysiege ...


They decided 2 change King's trunks 2 gold, his logos 2 green & his tights to blue. How creative. .


Thank you for all your Retweets @user #TopForm


@user Great job on reporting on a mentally unstable man and calling him "drug crazed"


Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. #women #motivation #rolemode


@user *kisses you cheek* that's enough. im not a love bot.


Oracle on Windows 2000. This should be fun!


Just booked me and my back a massage with @user @user hopefully stop it groaning over crimbo 👍🎅🎁🎅


@user tis the season for unwanted gifts!


I love being unappreciated


Sometimes I can make funny comments #boyfriend #text #justgothomefromdinner #smiles #funny  #lovehim


What an amazing start to the weekend!  #ohgoditsfridayagain


Sinking my teeth in to why the SPS failed in VT


I would have never hired Trestman. RT @user I would fire Trestman tonight.


I'm hungover and I'll end up staying up until 4 :'(


2014 was the year @user and I became Lords 👑 #watchthelordman


Feel bad, confused over NY cop controversy. That one is on camera. @user brown @user  so clear #Love your neighbor


Marked as to-read: Becassine Pendant La Grande Guerre by Caumery


Love that I can count on people.


Last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came. what a shocker


Headed to Huntsville, TX this afternoon. Try to contain your jealousy.|


I was wrong when I thought I will find a way that doesn't lead 2 you


Fun at @user #Basics4Babies Day @user on Sunday: Ask Travis Lulay to get his face painted like Tony The Tiger  #worthashot


Fucked up.  in the mood at all


#Blame #Bad #Luck,  #Genes #as #Cause #of #Most #Cancer #Types. Here's #Why: Heredity and environmental factors...


doing mental calculations and realizing that your chances of passing a module are slim to none is fantastic


I don't know why it's so fun, but it is. cx I could probably think and find out, but yeah. No. xD


@user yay another outage in less than 8 hours. Keep up the good work!


#Forever #Young, Forever  #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @user @user


Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! | #SickWorld


what a good time to start voting again  #BestNewArtist Fifth Harmony


In case somebody breaks in our apartment 🔪😵


Lol, who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore? Oh, you're bad.


Thanks @user for taking down <3 We all love you for this <3


I'm not going to survive today w/o breaking down in tears at least twice and possibly passing out. All nighter @user library was a bad idea.


I seriously loveeeee how much you care


One season down 8 togo! #OneTreeHill


@user @user neither can I, I'm gonna have an ambulance pre-booked gorj💜💜💜


: Entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists. #Entertaining=#Annoying #FactAboutDentist


@user time to hit the books then


I don't understand why anyone watches these bowl games. They don't matter. Great, a team outside the top 4 dominated. #dontcare


@user you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob  #LesterToChicago


Oh crap, Mac shutdown corrupted iPhoto so hours of rebuild ahead, so might as well eat and drink! #FestiveFattyBumBum


Remember when I ran 14 miles on 90 min of sleep this summer? I've got a 14+ hour day on about two hours of sleep. This'll be fun.


Being on #socialmedia is already pretty good, but they also master  of irony... Do we tell them?


@user @user hahaha u talk abt policies..just check delhi dialogue page..are u from another gola lol


Bacon. That's all. That's the tweet.


@user could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha


Peshawar school massacre: Pak must know their greater enemy is terrorism, not India.#Peshawarattack


Indian Urdu Daily Advocates Murdering Apostates After Extremist Hindu Groups Convert Muslims: The First...


Duale seeking 'protection to be heard' when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom


@user 10 HOUR CAR RIDE AND I CANT SLEEP IN CARS YAYAAYAYAYAYAY.  have fun bff!


Love being called into work on my morning off after not even 6 hours of sleep.  #thanks #splitshift


SEC crew doing some quality officiating in the penn state game. . How do you miss that terrible block in the back?


@user Product of Aaron Rodgers. Eric Decker was pretty good last year too. It's situational. When Jordy cashes in, he'll be a non-factor.


@user yara .. I'm a restless soul (you're well aware ) but I like my skin perspective as most comforting.. When any1 expects me to be


Riding the distraction train. ||CHOO CHOO


My year is ending perfectly😂


#FLOOD OF #NOAH #HovindTheory #ICEAGE #Bible #Church #Christians #Jews #tcot #...


@user if aguero is out for a long time, city could buy bony in January!


happy birthday to my boo @user ❤🎉 love you, have a great day!😂😻


@user @user an e-reader would definitely help save my life if someone broke into my house. Good call


Nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a Christmas tree..


Spilled milk onto my boob. Oh the .


@user The Raiders are. I guess we'll see how things play out tonight.


@user I'm truly at peace


Oh we get to see The Queens Garden on #itv after she addresses the nation. Just what I always wanted  😳


@user @user Whilst #SLabour #BlairMcDougal #DeputyDug recon its in #MeltDown safe in #BetterTogether of course ...


@user In fight over overtime for Firefighters, DC viewed ruling from control board as permanent" but appeals court says no." #fb


#Repost hernanpuentes with repostapp ➡🔜📷 #ComingSoon #LoveIt #LoveU ・・・⁰PERFECTION..... Filter...


#Exclusive -- #Indonesia: #AirAsia #crash #probe #focuses on #timing of #request to #climb, #weather. via @user


Let's set the record straight McCoist the player legend Fact !!! The man held us together when no one else would !!!! Won't ever b forgotten


Kitty aaaaint happy #cat  #happy #today


And it's freezing, yay!


Coming to the conclusion that Apple IS Skynet #terminator #apocalypseiscoming #warofthemachines


Having to be up in four hours sounds great


#FergusonRiotTips Remember, the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their stores||#Ferguson #VitoandVito #WAARMedia #tcot #ycot


@user Thanks, that'll help loads


@user must b in the #blood lol x


@user Careful, Cayce. That's almost a racist statement.  @user @user @user


Swag  @user


A #Sagittarius will always chase what they want until they get it..|#keepgoing


This is what  looks like, right?


#Venezuela -controlled #Moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of #Chechen miners in #Grozny .


Today I'll lecture on CRM investments & shareholder value ... So excited ....  😏 I'm sleepy 😴


Isn't it great to sleep 5 hours and feel like a million bucks?  #gettingold


@user @user Yes I remember a little. But then an entirely new lineup came in? Is that what happened?


StephenFry: @user Oooh - busted by superior understanding ...! Crestfallen and shamed.


And my christmas shopping is done.


#Sports -- #Carrick #replaces #Fletcher as #Man #United #vice-#captain. via @user


@user So...I should click on the link in your private message to see the nasty rumor going around about me?  #boohackers


Why does sue give bonnie anxiety and stress pills


@user @user yeah this happens to me every time I want to like a video :(


At one point i almost believed that the law of attraction was effective. !


So excited for a whole new episode RHOA love this show!!!!!


@user @user @user @user true that! We just keep giving them 💰 with no return #charity


Tell me the #Quintessential #Aussie now isn't a Govt paid job & then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no GST . mmm #SadButTrue


Us Looking Sexy  #MehRockingMyBluMonsoonT-shirt


Caribbean girls anthem Caribbean Girls by Stainless MOB now in stores online #IYON #Dancehall


Why isn't there a playoff legend Romo? @user


- Road safety campaign donkey killed by car


@user @user Yes. I want to honor someone who died so I'll go steal a TV and Xbox and whatever else I feel entitled to


me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi?|me at beach: Is there wi-fi?|me at family parties: Is there wi-fi?|me in hell: Is there wi-fi? #wifi


Like @user Visit for  articles and also win a free puppy!! 1 puppy per visit, 6 puppy maximum #ATL


can you imagine being in high school today with a delusional dad making a fool of himself on the internet @user


#notcies #eu Foreign Affairs Committee MEPs to discuss Lebanon with prime minister


@user do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter? Rice doesn't deserve support.


This should be fun next spring.


@user Unfortunately not, hey. Daddy didn't think his daughter'd be into gaming or FIFA.  youraveragedaddysgirl


Well done @user you're doing a great job  "@SkyNews: A&E Waiting Times Worst Since Records Began


3 But 350 Girl Friends - #DrAmbarish- Upcoming Movies


Ugly Christmas Sweater  ;** #uglychristmassweaters #happyholidays #merrychristmas #kissesandhugs...


Time for the post Christmas car wash, yay!!!  #friesenfamilychristmas


#ready for doing #business today 😄  🙈 #tiredashell #coffeecoffeecoffee #morecoffee #...


In the last 2 movies I've seen Alan Arkin in (Argo, GrudgeMatch) he has had me absolutely rolling.


This is a great time for me not to be feeling well...  😒


Storm coming! #todayimloving


@user but talking rubbish about system on twitter can't change anything |   | Action speaks louder than words


I was really happy to hear that all of the NBC hockey talking heads pointed out Ovechkin's strong Corsi & +4 status this season.


The whole world can never get me on my level


Some are really loving the criticism on Zoella. Let it rest, please. I wonder what you would do for some £££.


Don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory, you ain't worth the whiskey


People who don't get : you are THE BEST!


#TortureReport trending; I wasn't aware J.K. Rowling released her new book.


Today has been such a shitty day


Love ya Jerry, but what the heck was that?


@user my mom told me not to do it, but I'm fine


i would tell ya, but you just wouldn't understand...💘


@user iv not even started😩 think I'm just going to get the parents and babies something, the fam is multiplying too quickly 😔


#nowplaying EaricPatten presents "DJ Earic Patten's Elektrik Metro House Vibes Mix Sessions on Club ..." at


At -- The sun finally decided to play #beastside #tahiti


he did, proof he lacks reading comprehension skills @user @user @user @user


not that it matters, a message board thread is not an authoritative source @user @user


@user why? university always helping


Wish I was still in bed with @user 💗#ICouldSleepForeverRightNow 🔫😞


This sounds like loads of fun...  Snow, freezing drizzle, rain, 110km/h winds...


To be honest the tide was high at the beaches in #lagos and it got higher as the night crept up


Dragging her feet, smacking her lips,and scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone!...such grace.!☹


@user @user @user hope you have more ambition john, cause no one else seems too.


I can't wait to jump in my bed tonight and sleep!😴 #sotired


Apparently my youth group thinks "Are you kidding me?" is my default expression--or "nomal face." #areyoukiddingme


@user haha cannot wait for monday  at it's best.. cheers


Wasn't the playoff supposed to make this process easier?? #NCAA


Tonight's family bonding presents a dark quite house playing Marco Polo with a side of nerf guns #lovemyfam


@user I typed it with a lisp too! Hahah


3:30am is a great time to learn the male reproductive system. with the biggest and brightest power point slides ever.  #biology


@user @user sounds like #Cubs won't have room for Lester battery mate David Ross.


We provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate. @user


@user It's ok...thanks for telling me. Passed the idea on to a sydney friend :)


Going to go into central for last minute present shopping #soorganised


Besides some overpriced holiday candles, I haven't seen one #CyberMonday deal worthwhile today. Brutal.


@user is NXT gone from Sky?


@user At the same length, we should not forget about the fundamental communal sanghi Hindu fanatic RSS in our backyard.


This week just keeps getting better and better


Hanging out with my niece all day 😂😜 jokes


A voice of reason crying in the wilderness of hysteria. via @user


I didn't know the story of Noah had transformers in it. Man the modern biblical tale killsssss it.  #whatarethelivingrockpeoplefor


@user bruhh I just saw a license plate that had the letters FDB 😂


Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning 😀🔫


Wow writing 3 reviews on 3 concerts I didn't attend is exactly what I want to be doing right now instead of sleeping


it was  RT @user @user how is that a spoiler alert?  Haven't so called 'experts' predicted him as being the winner?


Bored? Check out> @user newest article - each word is linked to a ridiculous website! Try it out!


These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In via @user


@user is it squirt or squat?


What is the most important thing that you should do today? -- Breathe.


@user when dad calls me by this name 😏 we often go into a fight .. You want a fight ? 😏


Yeah nice hair babes  😂😂


Follow> @user and get your FREE DEMO of their industry buzzing app seen at


I literally have plans every night my entire vacation.


i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting


@user worst mobiles in india. Every 1 looks the same. Every model hangs from 4th day onwards. #samsung  #recommended


I love hearing people's explanations about the dating world in America in the library while I am studying


Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! deanbcfc: WasAlRahman this is a question I ask myself everyday ...


One day is day..lemme console myself with blunt


On page 35 of 357 of Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett


Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? 🙊 #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason


Whoops. Didn't know I had to live up to other people's expectations instead of mine. Let me just fix that.  #sorrynotsorry #soz


you're so sweet


glad to just find out we had a quiz due yesterday and I didn't even know thanks for the notification blackboard


@user @user real tough to whoop dungeys ass


Contemplating responding to @user tweet saying "what remains of their pride" but not sure how well that will go down


@user Oh funny. I saw that crowd! We were just there for dinner.


Thank God the #Knicks re-signed Carmelo.  #TheBullsCanHaveHim


I love not being able to sleep right now.


If BJPee hv balls ,do dare to lift ristrictions 2mro ahead of Modi's #Kashmir visit,Kashmiris wl show u how much thy love #Modi.|


@user @user Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke.


@user @user ikr!! This is not a true Battlefield game! :/|.|.|.|.||


I fell asleep posting my last post.


Successful morning doing my essay...  #ChristmasShopping


@user he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay


Casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels! #thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist


I'll do it tomorrow is a dangerous way to live


@user @user LoL its not that bad, budwieser is bad, its like drinking water from the tap...


Go go Power Rangers! #f2xmasparty


@user Nah, I don't think he says 'f*ck' enough on that album!  #angryman #oldschool


@user see |#FOLLOWME |#FOLLOWNGAIN |#TEAMTOFOLLOW|#TEAMFOLLOWBACK ||RETWEET & GAIN FOLLOWERS.


That's me, the infamous pepper shaker replacer.


Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing


@user yes mother as you wish


In case you haven't heard, this is happening - #WingedWarriors -


@ Speakeasy


#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music  Of Dying On Your Birthday by #Senses Fail from the #album: #Let It E...


The #AdvancedWarfare campaign was only 6 hours -_-|PS: It's still better than BF4's campaign tho (that I didn't finish) :p


I love working for an hour and not getting paid for it


One things for sure IMA make y'all folks remember me.


you know what would make break 1000000x times better?||not having practice.


Like u go to Williamsville east ur parents hand u money but ur so much better than everyone else hahaha


Finding it quite funny that Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky are complaining that there aren't enough games on at 3pm Saturday


@user but it has to be fake!! Where are all the stars??


My luck just keeps getting better and better


Affiliate Marketing blog post on the way but in the meantime some tips from the experts: #howitworks #marketingnewbie


@user Merry Christmas to all at topspin monkeys! Hope you have great holidays and are ready to train for the New Years! X


That moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for Xmas but before it's actually opened and put to use.


#Law&OrderSVU where rappers go to act


Been the problem, actually. RT @user @user tough road trip. cant win em all but coaching has not been strong.


Taking a final then going straight to work. I'm just peachy about it.


@user @user Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!!! #Ferguson


Yups sarcasm and wine!  #winelover  😊💁


Each snooze button is more tempting than the last 😴🆘


Crime figures: true picture may be worse than feared, says think-tank report | via @user Surprised?


I cut my dominant tweeting finger on the milo tin. But as you can see, I'm a survivor.


#pick #up #linez  to use|Boy:When u smile its like the sun|Girl:Awe|Boy:because ur teeth are so yellow|;)


To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool.


Got to play w dogs last night!


I'm really talkative at night but no one is up to talk


@user oh my fingers stick together


So that went well


I have plans. I feel sick. What a surprising turn of events.


@user Feds doing studies of gays as if they are a different species. Add word lesbian before your study and double your grant $$.


The ER sucked tonight ... Urgent Care tomorrow .... YAY  #fml #ugh


Because, progress... #AnEyeForAnEye , #PeshawarAttack #Taliban... Surely this will bring peace and justice?


So excited for the Christmas party with the snobby side of my fammm


Extending trade and not telling the people about the extended trade. Best idea ever!


Only thing missing now is a session at the gym... Want to do every body part though and CV!  #possible


FNC is likely either repeating the same stuff over & over, @user @user @user @user @user @user @user


@user Hey, now. Her profile says "I Heart Jesus" so she can't be all bad.  @user @user


Christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun!!!!!


On a good note, only 49 more days until #Scandal.  😢😢


Blackpool today for an interview.  the weather for the beach


Bummer ending... But what a fun game and season. #Gophers


I hate babysitting when I'm sick because all I wanna do is sleep but I can't 😔


@user Penguins cancel morning skate, which was an optional, due to icy road conditions."


@user @user No, it's secured by the Cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the US.


3rdeye Brand Has Designed The Accessory For Your Easy To Carry And Comfortable


Cool to know I have people I can talk to when having a shit night.


If you gon' judge people who drink and blaze FOH Go choke on some foreskin


Today has been a blast


2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.


The oh-so-classy [] @user also belittled the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge in his disgusting little video.||#NotInMyWallet


@user why yes, because being some man's property is such a privilege  @user   #ironagethinking


Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the


@user @user @user @user #GamerGate , now with weaponized Ninjas. we trained with Assasins Creed.


@user I'm so persuasive lol


Explosions! Nicely done. Apparently, the Joker & I have a lot in common. That's...disconcerting. #Batman #StarTrek


@user @user @user that wasn't a choke hold the officer was trying to keep #EricGarner from falling forward.


@user you tweet about having a flip phone? Now that's the definition of


One more week then back to Sudbury I go!❄ @ Lake Nepahwin


The excitement for #EVC14. |Follow @user answer simple questions and win passes for the gig. |#GetEnchanted


@user @user empty threats even #TheBear supports #united


All I want for Christmas is..the complimentary coaster offered by the title insurance company if I generate a "Quick Quote" to myself.


I used to joke around about my cats being able to open my doors, never expected it happen.


@user @user it's like you're in the Maldives #seaandwhitesands


@user that's my Saturday night entertainment....


#Happy young chap  ashamed of my God and my savior #spreading the word of God n life of Christ #successful entrepreneur #MindOfGod


Preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for Digital Media with Google Drive, I'm so technologically advanced..


Hungry and hungover  #a  #good #day


Who wanna hit the slopes?


Jim's cookies won, Nikki's killed, but everyone needs to go to @user to enjoy @user amazing pastries!


Lots if love for #Miranda


Such .   You still have to #praisehim ;)


#All #And #For #Hot  #Rachel #style #fashion|Please RT:


Execute commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a person's life Now that's


Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.


@user @user wow. That  here though, sorry grandpa, we use mac these days #WelcomeToTheWorld #NeverArgueWithFools


Grown women acting like children is my favorite.  #dramatic


Just a friendly reminder! #motto #advice #you #are  #defined #by #your #past


Ahhh Finals week.... I'll throw a kegger at my house for all the survivors 💀💀💀 #Motivating  #RIP


Today is a fabulous day  #Work #Ugggh


Can we trade McCain? Biden helps Republicans more than McCain. In any other time, McCain would be a Democrat. |


@user @user @user this is true, the Patriots, Packers, or Broncos could suddenly need a new coach  #itshappening


#Corpsman wisdom: I had a head cold, so I took my own advice - Motrin, hydrated and changed my socks. Cold eliminated  #navy


Happy New Year all my Twitter people. Hope you have a happy and successful 2015! Lots of love 😘 #2015season #2014sucks


@user @user I mostly follow my lists, but I dip into the full feed randomly.


@user @user @user outta the boardroom, I to the partay!! #luvvit


hula hoops, hot chocolate and law revision. my breaks in work are filled with glamour and fun.


Look behind you # Tara # Ella # Starbucks #mytopgirls @ The Omni Santry


Taking the Christmas lights down in the swamp will be a blast.


@user I didn't know the severity of what you were charged with. I just read it on the Internet. Praying for you & your wife.


@user We ll take that bad at all


@user @user 14-0 but it's not that close.


I'm such a good friend...


i just loove when my guy friends give me thorough descriptions of their bowel movements...  #WHY #STOPTHIS


Big 12 fans flocking to support TCU after that OU beat down, Texas loss, and WVU manhandling lol.


@user @user thank God for Kanye giving these unknowns some help.


@user Ohhhh yeaah the girl from your favorite couple wants me to come hang with her lol BRUH wtf is this lol


First nigga to grab it from behind No homo


Produce all kinds of Creative Designs #hypebeast|


@user @user sounds like flat 8 are having a wonderful morn!|#HAH  #WOTWOT


FINALLY TAKEN To the gir love  #heartbroken 12~19~14


@user @user @user Jamie took over my account. Don't worry


Who tf wants a Christmas elf tattooed on them? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. #sorryimstoned #inkmasterfinale #inkmasterrivals


I find this farrrrr too funny 😂😂 #wow #can #u


@user @user can't wait to see ya both


@user @user see you in Burnsville at 5pm!


...except we have no hot water. Naturally no one would be in the office to take my call. I fucking hate it here.


comparing @user to @user #atlas ...


@user @user The Greatest Unsolved Mystery = God!


I'm not in enough dance practice whatsapp groups yet. #december #winter #weddingseason


Thank goodness the holiday help at work is no more! I just love it when they think they know more than you  #annoyed #relieved #gone


Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.||It's the first day of class and you see that ... Ugh? Face?|#UrsulaOnAMonday|#wow


Cannot wait to go to the dentist later!


@user Indonesia does: blasphemy laws & ministry of religious affairs,which also happens to be the most corrupt ministry.


@user Players are penalized for not playing defense as you're aware. David Ortiz barely above average in '14 based on WAR.


. which is why i've visited #pakistan as many times as i have .. sez @user


null (68! ) - How much do you know about periods? via @user


I can't wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after Christmas


@user buuuut fast iteration and prototyping to production-ready code!


Shhhhhh...nobody move...they're playing a NON-electronic game together...NICELY!!!...


Have you gotten your tree yet? Xmas tree nail wraps available at #nailwraps #nailart ...


Learned to play 3 string notes on the guitar #pro#idiot


#BBC #News -- #Thailand #crown #prince's #wife #resigns #from #royalty.


How to know when he really loves you. #tmi #imsorry #chickfila


@user I've heard liberals defending bombing civilians along with terrorists w/o trial but still claim Enh Interrogations and Gitmo evil.


Love the trust i get from people 👌


@user A British world champion in one of the most demanding & popular sports on earth. Yeah, of course I'm being sarcastic.


Indian society teaches how "Not to get raped" rather than "Don't rape"  #Sadhvi #MufflerMan #Indias30 #Rohtak


@user You ARE pretty so I better play your "free" #SkinnerBox game. I'm sure it won't ask for my money after a few levels.


New Years Eve is generally the most overrated party of the year. It's supposed to be a huge shindig, but usually I'm disappointed.


Why are babies constantly sick everywhere. It's like why can't u just keep the food you eat in ur belly and  #on #the #floor


Shakespeare is great  🙅🔫


@user oh mature girls


Patrick Kielty hosting Radio 2's Comedy Awards...


Just great when you're mobile bill arrives by text


just exactly how I wanted to start my day!!!  #shitty


It's funny how you can sit for 15minutes And not be noticed.  #MTVStars Taylor Swift


@user @user so glad I bought a diesel car 2 years ago


Fischer ordered fish and chips


#Oil #plunges 3 #percent to #new #five-#year #lows #after #bearish #IEA #outlook. via @user


@user Wow! I can now afford that holiday I've always wanted!


And I used to hate coming to uni to do work lol


How in the world will I start my day once Kaitlyn gets tired of #Frozen?   #Idontwanttobuildasnowman #mommyproblems #mommylife


Is sleeping medication like Ambien any better for you? RT @user This is what alcohol does to your sleep


@user @user You're  familiar with Matt Bubsy, #then.


I hope we get an ice palace and an invisible car #SPECTRE


I love putting up the Christmas tree with the fam☺🎄 #christmastree


Went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun  #chilly


managing to fall flat on my face up the library stairs, has just made it to the top of  my list of proudest student moments


Thanks mum for farting ... Not once, but twice during dinner with the BF. #NiceOne


@user Please give me a Follow Back.


#yes they're all are our brothers/sisters when you speak that way you are  Our Father In Heaven child either


@user @user @user @user @user Probably folks like #FullMcIntosh who don't buy games.  #gamergate


I love seeing a guy go 50 and texting in a school zone, #soproud  #gpabdrivers


The  of #American #protesters calling for an end to #RacialProfiling while holding signs referencing " #BlackPeople " | #ICantBreathe


@user I thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day?!?!


Corey Brewer looks like he is ready to not be in Minnesota anymore... You can see it all over his body language. #TradeBait


That moment when you want to break someones fingers😡😡😡😡😡


The moment you realize that what have you done in this whole year .


#DIY. Change your #MobileCover every day now. Enjoy!


@user We are rumored to have talked to Erv's agent... and the Angels asked about Ed Escobar... that's hardly nothing    ;)


Today I don't feel like doing anything|


I work in front of laptop for 8 hours a day and suffer terrible dry eye. #bloodshot  #eyerony


On the other hand condolences to @user and @user for the draw....


Sports rock so hard sometimes.


I liked a @user video from @user WWE 2K15 (PS4) My Career Mode Ep: #12: "TRIPLE THREAT" | WWE 2K15


Tomorrow is the day I'm coming back to Florida for good .... :(  unless something changes in  the next 24hrs which I doubt   #ready


#adanisJet lol @user Irony committed suicide jumping from Adani's jet! #LoveJihad & #Gharwapsi orphaned!


@user wow 😅😅😅 are you mad babe😱😱


The word "#Trust" coming out of the mouths of #Holder or #Obama is just rich with  and #hypocrisy. #IRS #racebaiters


The late Howie Carr wd be amused to see Granny Warren putting the wood to a "bow-tied bum kisser"


Where's the Good Governance that we are ordered to celebrate on Dec 25th ??? #goodgovernanceday #Christmas


Happy Monday!  Hate mondays.


I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe.


@user @user Progressive socialism & liberalism must push the victim hood idea in order to continue.


You know what's awesome? When all your gear (sliders, dolly, monitor, etc) gets delivered @ the end of filming.  #somadatBandHandadorama


First day of Christmas shopping tomorrow. Can not wait.


loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection


@user @user is giving you a chance to win 10 #GoSupersonic #Goa passes. Follow them for more details. |#SuperDayLineup


@user But what about white on white crime? It's like a ribbon in the sky...non-existent.


Christmas is less than a week away wtaf


Yet another out of a million doctor visits tomorrow...so.stoked.


@user and yeah I set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay


I know that what I see |Is  what you see |What it is that I know feel and see is that the #time...


@user @user @user Remember when Pres. spoke of how great America is and how strong we the people are if we work together?


What do you all think of that Salt-N-Pepa Geico commercial? I think it's pretty terrible.


@user @user can't even bring myself to read this #rip


so Ugly *Size SMALL* Christmas Sweater Cardi Basic Editions Holiday Vintage


Another one of our support vehicles modified for Iceland service. #Bigfoot #LANDROVER


#SocialMedia Where it's perfectly normal to talk to people in pictures !


Myself and @user having to walk to Civic Offices to get bus muttering to ourselves"wouldn't you think they'd pay their water"


If this is love i don't wanna be loved , You pollute the room with your filthy tongue  #getscared


@user too bad CNN can't conceive their own story. #truth #news ?   #hypocrite #expose  #fake #exposed2014 #boycott #sponsors


@user what time is the UFC press conference tomorrow with names of numerous fighters getting cut


@user I know ...


its not that so much as his lies and deceit, @user @user @user @user @user


Human brains disappear every day. Some of them have never even appeared.. ||http://t.co/Fb0Aq5Frqs||#brain #humanbrain


Just hangin' with ma dawg #eyesup


@user #spinless#gutless  acceptable


@user Doubt I was the first to block you. But you pretend good.  @user @user @user @user @user


I have to say... I'm really excited about Brendan Fraser's birthday tomorrow. #BrendanFraserBirthdayBash


:-|Gifted by the God|Improved with Skills| #KarmicThought #WiseWord


@user @user What on earth does that mean "Cloud vs Mobile"? It's Cloud-Mobile - or basically Client-Server 2.0


Lunch today. #fakelobster #lifestyleoftherichandfamous  #worldofswede


Kisses to you bc you lose wisdom today.....from your mouth  #clever lol I love you text me when you're able 😜


More than word just in this selfie .. The Egyptian legends. |#BestSelfie2014 |


@user you sound just like Jack Kerouac |


Sitting around listening to sad music really helps the depression.


Most Hindus depend on the 'western' researchers,who explain to them what's written in Hindu scriptures!;-) @user #FacePalm


So far today is going AWESOME.  #fuckoff


I picked a great week to start a new show on Netflix.  #HellOnWheels


@user this Friday  lit


@user Someone described it to me as 'passing like a laxette through a budgie' but I can't remember who.


@user @user @user How dare you accuse me of being a boomer.


@user I need a new job so I can read books again. I miss reading. Being an English teacher really gets in the way of reading.


Goodie bags for 2nd grade are done! #whatsnext?


@user So when Tory stood up and thanked Ford for his service to the city, I wanted to barf.


Flooded basements are always a fun thing to deal with


Platoon strategy ain't so bad. I mean we are a 7 line army.  #mets


@user Sorry butt


@user @user They r no less than the BCCI and Arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour


@user @user @user @user Was that head Mathers batting?|#powerful!!|#intimidating|


@user tried the pizza tonight we got from @user down here in #Pensacola. #YUMMY! Great job :-)


@user nm, I'm silly and didn't see the website.


@user @user ??? #Liberal used in same sentence?? Unheard of!! Turn in your keyboard sir!


Rocking the Christmas socks at work. It's the little things like this that make me happy. #essentialservice 🎅🎄


These guys are just amazing #gottalisten @user The Allman Brothers Band - Stormy Monday ( At Fil...:


Just saw: Roel de Vries , Nissan #marketing boss says marketers should focus on emotions and  quantify everything


#Ministers #criticised #over #train #deals


@user So we can see Reigns do a lame superman punch & a spear? Gee, can't wait! #RAW


2015 prediction: Putin ditches the Ruble and adopts Bitcoin


doesn't convey what I want though. #twitterproblemsforme


I bet I'm the first to use that one


posting any tweet doesn't mean i don't use twitter !


I know for a fact Sam is not gonna be in school today and that really is just the cherry on top of a perfect monday.


@user @user @user @user This has been my point all along, that TC is proving to be #ecigs best advertiser to teens.


oh yeah, that was funny as hell too, @user @user @user @user @user @user @user


Are you kidding me this is unacceptable


@user malay mo. its his real name haha. but still nice joke about na richard two. bagong bago  hahahhaah JK


@user Christmas as an adult with broken family. Just awesome. Nothing like your stepsister with 9 kids..


Loooooool RT @user Monday is done, Friday is around the corner


@user Hey, he DOES have the word "ban" on his home page like two or three times though. #AcknowledgementIsFirstStep


I should get out of bed now lol


Bruh. I just realized I'm wearing her shirt. The chick who dumped me. Lmfao


Today is already shaping up to be fabulous


i can't believe all the shits for the past days are finally over!


I just love 160 question tests in the morning.


@user at $8.25 per day those are definitely not Costco socks! I must say this " funky sock" movement is kinda cool.


NEW #HipHop MUSIC:> @user - Crack Music: #JerseyCity #NJ #NY #BirthOfAWinner


@user because I find people with different ideas and ways of life interesting.


one essay submitted now to start the next one :') #thirdyearlife #loveit


#Getting #married #was  Jolie's #biggest #moment #of #the #year! #But #this...: Hollywood actor and filmmaker...


@user @user @user please reply to this gentleman on behalf of all of us here @user #jokles  #gotrealworktodo


@user @user I don't think I've ever seen Love Actually all the way through. I tried once last year. I don't remember it.


Yay for days off. #coffee #HarryPotter #christmasbreak #morning


@user Because we all know that a house is a hermetically sealed environment!  @user @user @user


I think #Stars are just the most gorgeous things in this world ✨


Such a long day :/ #wrecked


Two people got me socks. Clutch af.


@user Yes ara i am not, and you know that. Hahaha 🙊  😂


@user gerrymandering neither party will give up. It is not hard to be an informed voter.#Ferguson


Don't #text and #drive either.


Simple way to be #fashionable n contribute to #empower thousands of #women and #weavers. #KhadiGaatha #GoGreen


I only bought a few people gifts this year 😳😳😳😳


AAP said will declare AK candidate in last list but declared it before.This issue affecting India's GDP is termed as U-Turn by BJP #AK4Delhi


@user Its called  @user


watching Elf was a prime decision tonight


James Burke Connections, Episode 7 A Special Place: via @user #This is  /-\ #DRILL <()>


Christmas Day,Boxing Day and New years day off just isn't enough! So much to do for me & others this month  #enough #hours #in #the #day


@user @user Johny UR cracking me up on Facebook chatting up my mate 😆😆😆


Husband coming home early? #mongkok #kowloon #hongkong #dongiotravels  #50thfloor ...


@user #ISIS flag above "Merry Christmas" is just to much #blackHumor and  .. prayers to hostages!!


@user it's a


@user It took 4-5 hours but in the end, Morosi was right and Nightengale's sources were wrong.


Thanks mom for all those lovely words, you just love to let me know how proud you are of me | #wordshurt


Youre such a great person.


@user shouldn't you's be in school??


@user I wonder if they have that in an audio book...


@user Thei reights to protest ends where my rights begin. They cannot take my right of earning livelihood and free movement.


You're gone and I gotta stay high... #coldpants #offtomysteriousplaces  #bye


#and #As #But #Cake #Like #MMs #Made #Make  #Food|Please RT:


When Santa looks up my name 😏🙅👑|#sassy  #naughty #or #nice #instagood #instadaily #Christmas...


@user What do you know about #iubb?  Tom Crean is a coaching genius !


Check this out!| so #ugly #christmas #sweater|#ebayipad|http://t.co/Sp5bMZz3T2


If we could stop losing planes that would be great.


#SchoolSystem Update #Textbook Lies to support #Evolution theory. #Tco...


@user I be surprised at how many ppl have me blocked 😩😩😩  #ITalkTooMuchShit #YOURSTILLCLOCKINGMETHO #ThatsWhyYourGirlStillFollows


#Putin #says #Russia #won't #be #intimidated #over #Crimea. via @user


@user @user lol  then


Babysitting is what I like to do on a Saturday 😒


Oh ffs my body clock is f'd #iwanttosleep


@user He was caught attending...*gasp* a Latin Mass.


@user Pick it up one more time for the homie in the back that's stickin right with us thanks for answering my DM #realmvp


@user they can be assured you'll recommend them!


Yesterday #PeshawarAttack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is #PTIKeptPakFirst


Walking down the mall in front of a group of guys and hear "even the momma got it" Jesus lol everyone loves polly


whoever runs Yeovil Town FC twitter account should be fired. their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team


Salt n Peppa's Geico commercial is literally the best, ever. Only one that beats it is Hump Day.


Gotta love working the day after Christmas  #smellya


Gonna need K-State to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies


@user depends who you mean by "you" cause everyone is different


...A teen named Bud Weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a St. Louis party store...http://t.co/AxejCevQ1e


As a little girl I would dream of shouting instructions repeatedly and being completely ignored. #motherhood


#Israel #freezes #funds to #Palestinians #over #ICC #approach. via @user


i hate it


A very powerful statement by Rob Hustle on a growing crisis. #ICantBreathe


Nose is stuffed.Awesome.


what do you think? good name or what?|@HondoLane @user @user


#notcies #eu How Santa Juncker can bring the gift of a healthier EU


#HybridCloud needs hybrid monitoring... monitor Azure, plus apps and dbs, from SCOM


@user apple jd?  sure


girls put so much effort in dressing nice for school..I'm over here in my oversized sweats and vans #maybetomorrow


Fries With That 304 #AlabamaStateMajors


I ate too much..... meal, i'm not even done with desserts!


@user mostly LRS stores, just depends on who gets what. I'd say I tend to split between @user & @user


@user @user sorry I forgot LMAO


@user agreed. It's a very cool place. And I just love the rocks.


Check Out this YouTube channel:


<< This should be Christmas number 1! #accounting  #absolutetosh


I would LOVE to touch an anaconda! Jump on that thang and ride it like a horse! #EatenAlive


@user gee, that's SO hard to believe.


Foxy Lady..#waynesworld #excellent  😁☺😊


@user @user We're going to Hotel Vegas. It's a 1968 themed party.


lol drunk mom on Christmas is so fun...  #thisisadisaster ☺🔫🍸


Let's just hope Nene isn't too hurt. Day to day instead of week to week, please. #praying #basketballgods


@user @user |Answer 2- More than 150 artists |#WinSunburnPasses


So glad i work mornings now


OMG YES. 7:30 FINALS ON A FRIDAY ARE MY FAVORITE. 😍❤💁


There's a reason I don't tell my parents anything, cause I always get THE most positive responses


I guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after I've been feeding her a few times a day.||#Eating|#food| |#WorkingOut


@user  gay but I bang that


Where you our #ShamiWitness now?  |"@Dannymakkisyria: The gunman is also said to be monitoring social media activity #sydneysiege"


Porygon2 #are  found in the www.monstermmorpg. com #wild. bulbiest follow @user #working


Your cyber Monday sale got extended? No fucking way!  #stfu


Thank u to all u beautiful ppl that talk extra loud when I'm trying to watch tv I love you guys so much  #srslyofALLrooms


Can't wait for next year when it's a Cyber Month Sale.


@user wow u brought down xbox live arnt you amazing  why don't you do something more productive like grow up


@user COD AW SERVERS #OFFLINE


Day 9 "something your reading" #decemberchallenge #lovehistory#lovenonfiction..✅ @ Our Cosy House


@user @user @user @user @user @user @user Ya welcome hunny💋


I before "E" except after "C," right? What about in "W-E-I-R-D?"  #Tshirt #RulesWereMadeToBeBroken?


@user Cause of all the things in life this seems to be in #Balance. |Music- Medicine, @user - Doctor|#SuperDayLineUp


@user @user @user @user with their SEC bias right now:


It's too early to be awake! 😖


@user huge congrats on signing! Couldn't be happier for you & the fam. ||How's the view from Everest? |#OriginalPatNeshekFanClubMember


people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves...  #ModelTownNotForgotten #PAT #PTI #GoNawazGo


love taking the subway alone at 2:40am


Christmas part two began at my parents house today.Many gifts,mountains of wrapping paper,excited nephew,missing batteries, veggie chilli.


I'm glad H & M has employed enough staff today.  #nohelp #terrible


My dad's such a big kid on Christmas morning waking everyone up so bloody early


@user The wind is your friend


Fell asleep @ 8:30pm, woke up at 12:00am. Can't get back to #sleep. I had almost forgotten about you #insomnia - welcome back.


So far today: 1 ruined mug, I've cried twice, I've gotten 0 things on my To-Do List done and I'm 100% furious. #GoodStartToTheDay


@user damnit dude I'll see you when I get back though


@user street lights on during the day in Clayville, Olifantsfontein. This should not be happening with #loadshedding problems. -on


Literally cried when I woke up because I know what this day has in store for me #TheStartOfTechWeek  Ready #JustShootMeKnow


in #Iowa. Anti-Union Governor #Branstad having inauguration & ball at #CommunityChoice Credit Union Center. A slap to #AFSCME #Homan


Meh...i don't think I'm a suit person.|~ Neil Caffrey||#TvQuotes|#WhiteCollar


Hehehehe "@Trevoredgar86: @user @user what a shame "


Lol... That's real cute 😒


am really fuckin paying for it today #tequila #is  #the #one


is that @user calling that show a train wreck.  Way to respect the guest, guys


Ceeeeebz work, allow dat ting fam


The winner goes to this stocking! They bribed me. ;)


alot-still not sussed out how yo keep in touch with peop!e via twitterTwitterversary


Cheers to another good day...


@user @user @user YES! Vote for SATAN (@HillaryClinton) in 2016!!!!


Now I see why this play wasn't reviewed. Because it wasn't even close.


#marleyandme RT @user Sources tell @user and me that Dodgers are showing serious interest in Jon Lester.


just one of those nights 😔


@user If I can make it out there, I'd love to have a beer (or ten) and talk baseball. You're a good dude.


@user are actually going to contact me rather than just apologising via Twitter?


Overcast at Creso. #todayimloving #beachwalk #crescenthead


Queens Of The Stone Age no Rock In Rio ícias #queensofthestoneage #rockinrio


Probably just scarred the cleaning lady half to death because she didn't know I was home.


@user Weeeeee! You too! I love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on Christmas.


@user Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair. @user


Look really awake and like I've made an effort today


@user You need to, it's an experience to say the least


I love dating shows ! My favourite is Strictly come dancing, so good when it works out for them !


Awh I love her replies, they get me feeling all types of ways!  #noreplies #StoryOfMyLife


The people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government over-reach.  #cognitivedissonance


decided to do a really fun thing, left myself 15 hours to sit an exam and write 3 x min. 1000 word essays


@user That'll work...  #HellBeFiredinElevenMonths


@user Autoincorrect strikes again. "...than it's worth."


@user You are freer in Bethlehem than you would be anywhere in rest of the Arab world!   much


Wow I love school


@user @user yea they keep bardgin in on stuff they dont even care for. get a hobby sjws! |also Babymetal is nice.^^


I wish I could make people like my personality


The world is such a smiley place. 😳


Yay for no longer having a vehicle!  😔😞


Me: So yall forced me to call in to keep my price the same? BH: *silence* Me: *where is google fiber* #ilovebrighthouse


Ahh gotta love those December electric bills.


: When some naturopaths sell "aromatic" herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons. #Naturopath=#Apothecary #Herb=#Poison


Wow I really have the best luck known to man  😅


The two constables -- Veer Pal Singh Yadav and Avnish Yadav - did not have any criminal record. - NDTV||


I'm officially on Twitter!### sure what to do after all these pound signs?!?!


Lol. Imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory.


Buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us. Where else can you get the quality insight offered by Harrington and Busgaglia.


In Scotland ( the little country that's attached to the north of England) 🇬🇧❄


@user @user do you ever wonder is some shit you would think of @user 😂


Backs killing me today 😬 #tramadol


I've honestly never even watched A Christmas Story. I've only seen random parts.


@user @user I'm sure you're all inconsolable


I wish a mf would 👊👊| my day!


@user it's no fair that u get to have a lie on & I'm up early for College and it's bloody freezing🚍❄⛄😋  #fair #lucky #duck


tramp shit #youoweme #follow


It's super duper fun waking up and immediately shoveling your car out of your driveway for 20 minutes  #fuckinsnow


I feel like crap today. So instead of Redbull I'm drinking something healthy. #NewYearNewMe  #TotallyStillGoingToDrinkTheRedbull


@user Aah yes rajneesh saab lol controversial figure he was


So now its Hamilton on a Monday night? Thanks @user for all those evening games you give us, saturday football is overrated!


@user @user your Irish fans can't wait.... Impossible to get ticket ... Boo hoo!


@user Thank you for staying Tom!


@user yeah in the "honour" of the picture those lyrics sketched ... 😳


@user Why not? The House Committee has been very informative thus far!!!  |#UniteBlue


I love running on 3 hours of sleep..  #ijustwannasleep 😕


From our upstairs neighbors deciding to do a load of laundry at 12am, to the 1:30am freight train, falling asleep is working out great!


#succes #it #is  #about #what #we #see #if #we just #keep #hope #and #never #give #up #success #is...


girl#beautiful#short#nose#tall#but#toshort#selfieeee <3:*


Going to the game tonight by myself sounds so fun


It's freezing out there & very hazy .... Just want to go home.


Haven't been to sleep. Feeling AWESOME.


@user BREAKING: #realjournalist bullying major problem in nation's high schools.


3 episodes left I'm dying over here


Where I am  @ Boys Town


@user stoked...


@user @user @user there's a link somewhere just can't quite put my finger on it


I'm in the back chilling for now on , if I don't keep it contact with you or hit you up don't get mad I'm just on some other shit 🚶


I'll keep this smile on my face to get myself through this bullcrap, instead of breaking down like usual.


@user why all the delays?  happy


Lights went off at my school so now we trying to learn with one emergency light on in the classroom how great!


@user @user well aren't you the brightest bulb in the chandelier?


Your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males & females  me fool !


Sunset for January 04, 2015 at 04:39PM! Temperatures: 6℃. It's Partly Cloudy.


@user FUT14 ofc, the corners <3___<3 they where faaaantastic


A chunk of my hair got stuck in the blow dryer and I had to cut it out... That's always fun..  😑


> @user Google Drive Review


The UofL student ticket policy is such a well thought out plan, good job SGA.  #ihateyou


@user If #BJP joins with PDP, then CM will be of PDP. Only way to have a #HINDU #CM is to take support of Abdullah family


#BBC #News -- #Denmark #challenges #Russia and #Canada #over #North #Pole.


Nobody can deny this. #career #gita such a #profound word.


That was one long walk 👌👌👌 #GoMe


@user don't say anything... just retweet it @user @user @user


The spicy cali roll is just cali roll with a dab of sauce on it W T F


#MTVStars Justin Bieber|#net  #fast


#TeenAnalCasting #Katarro Katarro Anal – About a Girl [Nirvana Cover]


@user you are sleeping? Wake up the next AC game has been leaked!!!!! #ACVictory


Accidentally breaking your own computer when your tech support! Haha , talk about employee of the month  #techSupport 💻💾🔫


#Fact: #StarTrek adult onesie meets clothing requirements 4 Walmart employee. Just put on yr vest & a smile.


My dads letting me drywall with him for Christmas. Just what I always wanted.


Good thing I gotta work today 👍


Go get it you broke ass bitches. my fault


@user @user I can't remember the last time I saw a newish GTi and have only ever seen 1 Golf R. What has changed?


Has @user @user shown up to speak with #ZemirBegic family yet?


well I clearly wrote that last tweet


Pay Ghost Soldiers in Iraq & cut pay of US #Military.  #keepyourpromise @user @user @user


@user I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile... Ha ha


Spider Web Lace Chemise|With lined underwire cups, strappy open back, and adjustable straps and...


Gotta love when you shake someone's hand and they shiver... It's official, I have death hands and it is now winter! #coldhandswarmheart


Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 2000's


Can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol  #lotsofdepopuploaded


Tomorrow will be a great day...


Those that are  #BritishRoyalty should Not presume #Titles or do any #PublicDuties


Air Passenger Duty for under 12s to be abolished. AT LAST! Something to help the homeless and impoverished! #AutumnStatement


Why does Zayn look like a Spanish flamingo dancer


@user @user better bust out my aluminum hat!!!!  #chemtrailsdontexist #growup


@user a ghostwriter? Shocked...


@user yeah. I hated it. :)


..what a great start to my day


@user that's funny


Getting ready to ship surplus ink cartridges out to Nunavut communities- yup that's a great use of time/resources! #sofulfilled


Looking forward to doing my 4 page essay tonight 😋 seems like fun


It is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores.


The  of how worst films become must see #films:


Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay


I believe it is about #indoctrination &  religious indoctrination either; but indoctrination into the future groups of #Lefties.


@user @user I accept him the way he is...


Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @user I added water chestnuts to my dinner


When your  is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid..


@user @user accordng 2 lawyrs, evidence supported both sides, could hav supportd many differnt scenarios, warranting indictment


When one ear breaks on your headphones it's so frustrating!  #today


I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop


🇫🇴🇱🇱🇴🇼 THIS:|#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||You get paid for posting!|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6


@user @user     and how many animals does peta kill every year.|#hypocrisy #idiots|might want to point CID inward!


House adjourned again. With this pace, dont expect the ache din to come to Parl n u cnt blame d Modi Govt fr this  #RajyaSabha


you have no argument because you're insane|@RBRNetwork1 @user @user @user @user @user


So glad all that voting was put to good use!


How much more stupid can people get..?


I love that my body can't handle school stress and makes me physically sick.


i just loveee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun... 💩


But nooooo we have religious freedoms, no one ever gets controlled or oppressed by a dominant religion


Just walked #Frodo's path from #LOTR in #LOTRO ...geek quota for the week is already met :-p Here's the start...


Q: What is slower than Pakistan batting?|A: PTCL Evo #pakvnz


Oh the  @user .@David_Cameron You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle


@user @user good old JK landing people in trouble again, ffs William i thought you were more savvy than that


@user stuff press write about it literally ridiculous!Would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here? #ghostwriter


I need my own pillow to fall asleep mymalsh


@user But still bothers me that I see now follow up report.


Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday  #iwanttosleep


@user @user I'd prefer the slew of #Ferguson protestors across the US...they stop traffic shut dwn bridges


@user @user Paul believes Rubby, Webster, Kelly, etc. are bad players based on '15 projections. I believe in their upside.


#Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides  #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower...


I'm not really sure how I'm still alive and writing this paper right. Napping instead of sleeping on the weekends isn't cutting it #finals


When someone on a conference call talks about "housekeeping items". Grrr.


FIND SXY LOV ON YOUR MOBILE >>>  #twink #engine #goldenkrust #greensmoothiegirl


@user I don't blame you bro, if i was married to @user I too would support Milan 😊


I love when I wake up grumpy  #effroommates #yourtooloud #personalalarmclock #notnecessary #bequieter #ugh


@user yeh but its still unclear you know.


Try to ring @user about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune  #retrogaming


Video: By @user "@dipmagazine #wifeyseries Drops Today, with #covermodels @user and...


JFK BAGGAGE IDIOTS ACCUSED OF STEALING SHIT RIGHT OUTA YOUR LUGGAGE!|SHOCKED?|UMMMM SO |THEY HIRE MORONS!|PUT THE ARMY IN THERE!


Its a marshmallow world in the winter 🎶 #getthisoutofmyhead


What a shock. Duke Johnson is hurt in an important game.  #canes


Rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine. Poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack.  or #fail ?


Ready to conquer the day😜  @user #leavemealonemom #my2fave❤#bahhumbug


Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs


@user Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd @user @user


Used my brains and stopped drinking at 8 and been on the tea feeling sober and good.. Bring on tomorrow 😘😘


go subscribe @user on youtube for good music


Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened..  #gotinterupted


I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 21)' badge on @user


@user Those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development


But someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty  #EricGarner


Free chocolates and free delivery with all flower orders from Bunches.


I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU FOR FOLLOWING. Your own decision.


I feel she didn't love me :/ :( :( #im  #ok


Drinking an 925 IPA by @user @ Ground Control -- #photo


Quel domage  RT @user No Canada: Bills in TO series, which was a colossal flop, has been cancelled #CFL #NFL


Abraham was actually from modern day Iraq (Ur of the Chaldea) @user @user


@user which one is more disturbing dan? Tickling an elf's🍆 or biting it..... #philisinnocent  😁🔫


@user @user haha that's cool! I had a feeling I'd need a  considering the actual racist comments. Keep up the good fight ;)


@user @user Let the Western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark!  #seewhatidid #readpeople


FALSE, slavery was based on economics, @user @user @user @user @user @user