diff --git a/transcript/comedy_-59NuLqNTKA.txt b/transcript/comedy_-59NuLqNTKA.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ee82d2d7f41060f12169f24dca873743919745a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_-59NuLqNTKA.txt @@ -0,0 +1,119 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.580] Okay, Cory, now you say to Jessie, +[3.800 --> 7.020] her that her body language is scaring me in a way. +[7.020 --> 8.020] How? +[8.020 --> 11.600] So initially she's pretty open, she seems inviting, +[11.600 --> 13.440] but once you start talking to her, +[13.440 --> 14.920] it's like she goes lift. +[14.920 --> 17.440] Like she'll cut her eyes and she like no other, +[17.440 --> 20.520] she'll roll her eyes, she might fo her arms, +[20.520 --> 22.000] and if she really's not interested, +[22.000 --> 23.240] like let's say she's a guy. +[23.240 --> 25.680] She will turn towards her friends, cross her leg, +[25.680 --> 27.760] and do like this little uppity hand raise, +[27.760 --> 29.360] like why is he talking to me? +[29.360 --> 31.620] And nobody wants to talk to somebody like that. +[31.620 --> 32.460] Wow. +[32.460 --> 33.300] You can't. +[33.300 --> 34.140] You can't. +[34.140 --> 34.980] You can't. +[34.980 --> 35.820] You can't. +[35.820 --> 36.980] Now this is interesting. +[36.980 --> 39.960] So Jessie, what do you think it is that you're going wrong +[39.960 --> 41.480] when it comes to your body language? +[41.480 --> 42.480] Okay, Cory's right. +[42.480 --> 43.400] Okay, I will. +[43.400 --> 45.120] I will look at you. +[45.120 --> 46.240] I will fo my arms. +[46.240 --> 49.120] I might even lean away, give you a little attitude. +[49.120 --> 50.120] Because I'm trying to figure out, +[50.120 --> 52.400] if you approach me the wrong way, for example, +[52.400 --> 54.120] you come up with a, hey, shout it. +[54.120 --> 55.440] Who are you talking to? +[55.440 --> 57.600] I don't know why you're talking to me. +[57.600 --> 59.040] You can go on about your business, +[59.040 --> 62.440] but it's all like what I'm giving at that moment. +[62.440 --> 64.920] So if you approach me with an excuse me, Miss, +[64.920 --> 67.000] because my daddy raised me right, you know? +[67.000 --> 69.040] I know how I'm supposed to be approached +[69.040 --> 71.680] and because of him I have these very high standards. +[71.680 --> 74.440] So it's all, I'm just giving you back what I receive. +[74.440 --> 77.960] So if you give me something that I don't like, yes. +[77.960 --> 79.520] I'm trying to figure out who you talking to. +[79.520 --> 81.200] And that's why she's single now. +[81.200 --> 83.280] Yeah, but see, you just gave it to me. +[83.280 --> 84.280] I ain't giving up. +[84.280 --> 85.760] You know, you. +[85.760 --> 88.680] I'm just giving back what I'm saying. +[88.680 --> 92.440] Now, OK, Blanco, based on what you've heard, +[92.440 --> 94.560] what do you think Jessie's doing wrong? +[94.560 --> 96.280] She has these high expectations. +[96.280 --> 99.920] So it's her mindset that if a man is not going to approach her +[99.920 --> 102.960] respectfully by her definition, then she's going to shut him off. +[102.960 --> 104.840] She's going to turn him off. +[104.840 --> 106.960] And that can be a very big mistake. +[106.960 --> 109.520] Because he's trying to figure her out. +[109.520 --> 111.320] He's trying to figure out a way to approach her. +[111.320 --> 113.360] So if her mindset is negative, +[113.360 --> 115.400] her body language is naturally going to flow +[115.400 --> 116.560] and it's going to be negative. +[116.560 --> 118.600] So it makes it hard for someone to come up. +[118.600 --> 121.360] If she were to say, have a different mindset and say, +[121.360 --> 123.240] all right, let me give him the benefit of the doubt. +[123.240 --> 125.720] And smile and make it more inviting. +[125.720 --> 129.400] She might be surprised at what might follow. +[129.400 --> 133.200] Yeah, I mean, I like that. +[133.200 --> 136.280] I like that a lot. +[136.280 --> 140.600] Ladies also, let me say this to you and all the ladies listen. +[140.600 --> 143.240] Do you understand what it takes for a guy +[143.240 --> 146.360] to come up to you in the first place? +[146.360 --> 148.280] We all have to grapple with the fact +[148.280 --> 151.320] that we could be facing rejection. +[151.320 --> 154.120] I think your friend is right for bringing you here because... +[154.120 --> 155.720] She mean. +[155.720 --> 158.280] OK. +[158.280 --> 160.040] I'm nice. +[160.040 --> 161.280] You're nice to who? +[161.280 --> 163.760] I'm a real bubbly person. +[163.760 --> 165.080] Once you get pissed. +[165.080 --> 166.680] I'm so serious. +[166.680 --> 168.040] You're a real bubbly person? +[168.040 --> 169.520] I am so serious, Steve. +[169.520 --> 170.960] You're so your bubbly person, William. +[170.960 --> 172.640] Once you get pissed, what? +[172.640 --> 175.000] If you can get pissed, the... +[175.000 --> 176.680] If you can get pissed, then... +[176.680 --> 177.840] It's some bubbles back then. +[177.840 --> 179.040] It's a whole bunch of bubbles. +[179.040 --> 181.160] It's a bubble field. +[181.160 --> 181.960] I promise. +[181.960 --> 183.360] That's why you buy yourself. +[183.360 --> 185.120] LAUGHTER +[185.120 --> 189.120] APPLAUSE +[191.760 --> 194.400] Because we can't get to the bubble field. +[194.400 --> 196.600] See, inviting the guy into the bubble field +[196.600 --> 199.560] don't mean that you're going to let him bust the bubbles. +[199.560 --> 201.080] But he got to at least be able to know +[201.080 --> 204.320] if some damn bubbles back there. +[204.320 --> 206.800] You know, that's all it is, man. +[206.800 --> 208.520] Well, this is what we're going to do. +[208.520 --> 210.720] We're going to put this to the test. +[210.720 --> 213.880] Now, over there, we got a bar set up. +[213.880 --> 214.920] All right, so let's go. +[214.920 --> 217.920] APPLAUSE +[217.920 --> 219.560] All right, Zach, come on out. +[219.560 --> 221.880] CHEERING AND APPLAUSE +[221.880 --> 222.880] Hi. +[222.880 --> 223.880] Hi, guys. +[223.880 --> 224.880] Hi, guys. +[224.880 --> 228.320] After the break, we're going to see how a few simple changes +[228.320 --> 230.720] with Jessica's body language +[230.720 --> 232.280] can make a world of difference. +[232.280 --> 234.600] So when we come back, we're going to find out how this works. +[234.600 --> 235.800] Don't go away. +[235.800 --> 237.800] There's more to this live experiment. +[237.800 --> 239.360] You don't want to miss it. +[239.360 --> 241.360] CHEERING AND APPLAUSE +[242.880 --> 245.360] Hey, you made it to the end of this video. +[245.360 --> 247.320] I got a lot more that you're going to enjoy. +[247.320 --> 249.760] So just click to watch the next one +[249.760 --> 253.560] and make sure you subscribe to always know what's happening. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_0cIo0PkBs2c.txt b/transcript/comedy_0cIo0PkBs2c.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..24d7767d1472c08a1b8e28f36f68dc0a78cd377b --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_0cIo0PkBs2c.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +[0.000 --> 16.000] What can I get started for you today? +[16.000 --> 18.000] What's nice? +[18.000 --> 22.000] Alright, three empty glasses. +[22.000 --> 24.000] Would you care for a pastry? +[24.000 --> 26.000] Nope. +[27.000 --> 28.000] Uh, mocha. +[28.000 --> 30.000] Three mocha lattes. +[33.000 --> 36.000] Oh, I double chocolate chip muffin. +[36.000 --> 37.000] Yo. +[41.000 --> 44.000] You had three palm and cartonies in these. +[44.000 --> 45.000] That's them. +[45.000 --> 48.000] And I love the Beatles' taste for my life. +[48.000 --> 50.000] What's on it? +[51.000 --> 53.000] Assassination. +[53.000 --> 55.000] Abraham Lincoln. +[55.000 --> 60.000] You, me, gun, shoot. +[60.000 --> 63.000] Three shots. +[63.000 --> 65.000] Hello. +[65.000 --> 67.000] A little slurred. +[67.000 --> 71.000] Alright, so three lattes, three mochas. +[71.000 --> 74.000] Double chocolate chip muffin and three shots. +[74.000 --> 76.000] No assassinations. +[76.000 --> 79.000] Oh, and three palm and cartonies in these. +[79.000 --> 82.000] That's gonna be 68-12. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_3-ZDJwKu7AI.txt b/transcript/comedy_3-ZDJwKu7AI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ed5c1b1a2a66c175db91b92d282d8085a263fec3 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_3-ZDJwKu7AI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,239 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.840] Welcome to the Daily Show. +[2.840 --> 4.540] I'm Michael Costa. +[4.540 --> 7.480] We are coming to you live right now. +[7.480 --> 8.480] We're live. +[8.480 --> 10.780] Oh, sure. +[10.780 --> 12.940] The vice president of the bank has just wrapped up. +[12.940 --> 16.780] It was right here in New York City and just outside the venue. +[16.780 --> 19.140] Each candidate supporters were embodying +[19.140 --> 23.980] our forefathers passion for elevated political discourse. +[23.980 --> 25.980] We're not going back. +[25.980 --> 27.500] We're not going back. +[27.500 --> 29.180] So f***ing. +[29.180 --> 31.180] We're not going back. +[31.180 --> 35.180] Suck my dick, the campaign and a nutshell. +[35.180 --> 38.180] Now, before we get into the actual debate, +[38.180 --> 41.180] it's important to remember how high the stakes were tonight. +[41.180 --> 43.180] They weren't that high. +[43.180 --> 48.180] Because as I previously mentioned, it was a vice presidential debate. +[48.180 --> 51.180] One of these men will lose and we'll never hear from him again. +[51.180 --> 55.180] And the other one will become VP and we'll never hear from him again. +[55.180 --> 57.180] So tonight probably won't matter. +[57.180 --> 59.180] Much to the voters. +[59.180 --> 64.180] But to the news media, it was a historic opportunity to get people to watch TV. +[64.180 --> 71.180] Choose your vice as anticipation builds for one of the most crucial VP debates in modern history. +[71.180 --> 73.180] One of the biggest moments of the campaign. +[73.180 --> 76.180] The most important vice presidential debate in history. +[76.180 --> 81.180] What could be the most important vice presidential debate in modern American political history? +[81.180 --> 84.180] If you were using your TV outlet for your grandma's life support, +[84.180 --> 87.180] it's time to pull the plug on that bitch. +[87.180 --> 89.180] That's how big this debate. +[89.180 --> 91.180] I mean, are you for real? +[91.180 --> 95.180] The most crucial VP debate in history. +[95.180 --> 101.180] The only other VP debate anyone remembers is the time that fly got stuck on Mike Pence's head. +[101.180 --> 103.180] The bar is low. +[103.180 --> 106.180] Now, for those of you just tuning in to the presidential race, +[106.180 --> 108.180] which, by the way, congratulations. +[108.180 --> 111.180] That must be nice. Just tuning in. +[111.180 --> 114.180] Let me break down who these two men are. +[114.180 --> 118.180] There's Tim Walls, Minnesota governor and the neighbor from Home Improvement, +[118.180 --> 125.180] and JD Vance, Ohio Senator and Guy with the Social Skills of Chat GPT. +[125.180 --> 128.180] On paper, they have a lot in common. +[128.180 --> 130.180] They're both Midwestern dads. +[130.180 --> 132.180] They both have military backgrounds. +[132.180 --> 134.180] They both hate Donald Trump. +[134.180 --> 137.180] They both watch Shawshank every time it's on TV, +[137.180 --> 139.180] even though they have it on DVD. +[139.180 --> 141.180] But as much as these guys have in common, +[141.180 --> 144.180] they've been going pretty hard to each other over this campaign. +[144.180 --> 146.180] Walls is repeatedly called Vance Weird. +[146.180 --> 149.180] He made a joke about him banging a couch. +[149.180 --> 154.180] And worst of all, he implied that he's a fancy boy. +[154.180 --> 158.180] Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland JD study to Yale. +[158.180 --> 162.180] He's Yale log guy. I'm a public school teacher. +[162.180 --> 165.180] We don't need a Yale educated philosophy major. +[165.180 --> 169.180] We had 24 kids in my high school class. +[169.180 --> 171.180] And none of them went to Yale. +[171.180 --> 175.180] Oh, shit. +[175.180 --> 179.180] Check out this bitch in his quality education. +[179.180 --> 183.180] I get what Tim Walls is doing, but he's up a little. +[183.180 --> 186.180] I mean, the only person who talks more about going to Yale than Tim Walls +[186.180 --> 188.180] is everyone who went to Yale. +[188.180 --> 192.180] But Vance's attacks on Walls have been just his personal. +[192.180 --> 194.180] He's accused Walls of stolen valor. +[194.180 --> 196.180] He's claimed he's a compulsive liar. +[196.180 --> 200.180] And he even suggested that Walls doesn't actually love his wife. +[200.180 --> 202.180] Talk about Weird with Tim Walls. +[202.180 --> 205.180] I don't know if you guys saw the rally yesterday. +[205.180 --> 210.180] But afterwards, his wife comes up to him and Tim Walls does what any normal Midwestern guy would do, +[210.180 --> 213.180] seeing his beautiful wife on stage after his speech. +[213.180 --> 215.180] He gives her a firm handshake. +[215.180 --> 217.180] Right? That's pretty weird. +[217.180 --> 221.180] Yeah, come on Tim. Fingerblaster wife, dude. +[222.180 --> 225.180] It's a rally, not a few in Rome. +[225.180 --> 228.180] A real man greets his wife, Doggy Style. +[228.180 --> 231.180] What do you do? +[231.180 --> 233.180] Also, to be fair to Tim Walls, +[233.180 --> 236.180] a Minnesota affirm handshake is considered third base. +[236.180 --> 240.180] But even though it's been personal between these two, +[240.180 --> 242.180] both Vance and Walls are professionals. +[242.180 --> 247.180] And that means engaging in the traditional pre-debate game of lowering expectations. +[248.180 --> 253.180] It's a careful strategy where you hype up your opponent's debating skills while downplaying yours, +[253.180 --> 256.180] so that even a mediocre performance seems like a win. +[256.180 --> 260.180] Let's see how Tim Walls handled his attempt to lower expectations. +[260.180 --> 266.180] Sources now tell CNN that Tim Walls is fighting off a case of the nerves ahead of his debate with Senator JD Vance. +[266.180 --> 270.180] He is said to be nervous that he might let Kamala Harris down. +[270.180 --> 274.180] And we know he did warn Harris during the vetting process that he's a bad debater. +[274.180 --> 278.180] Okay, that might be lowering expectations too much. +[278.180 --> 282.180] Tim, you want to be more like my opponent is a slick talker, +[282.180 --> 286.180] not me talk bad, disappoint pretty lady. +[286.180 --> 289.180] You want, I'm new to all this, not, I'm so stupid, +[289.180 --> 293.180] a dog used peanut butter to trick me into licking his balls. +[293.180 --> 298.180] Me, well, on the Republican side, Donald Trump took a swing +[298.180 --> 301.180] at lowering expectations for JD Vance. +[301.180 --> 307.180] Now remember, Mr. Trump, the goal is to subtly suggest that JD Vance might have a hard time at the debate +[307.180 --> 310.180] because he's going up against a skilled debater. Show us. +[310.180 --> 312.180] He's going up against a moron. +[312.180 --> 314.180] A total moron. +[314.180 --> 317.180] Crushed it. +[317.180 --> 320.180] But it wasn't just the candidates preparing for the debate. +[320.180 --> 324.180] The debate moderators were also trying to find ways to keep them honest. +[324.180 --> 330.180] Now, with the last debate between Kamala and Trump, ABC got heat for live fact checking the whole dogs and cats thing. +[330.180 --> 333.180] So tonight, CBS took a different approach. +[333.180 --> 337.180] CBS says there will be no live fact checking by the moderators, +[337.180 --> 341.180] but the broadcast will feature a QR code on the screen, +[341.180 --> 346.180] which will link to a real-time fact check being done by CBS journalists. +[346.180 --> 349.180] Yes, a QR code. +[349.180 --> 351.180] Perfect journalism. +[351.180 --> 356.180] When a candidate tells a lie why correct it for the 50 million people watching live, +[356.180 --> 360.180] just have a link for the 12 nerds who bother scanning it. +[360.180 --> 363.180] Am I supposed to be impressed that they have a QR code? +[363.180 --> 365.180] Every asshole has a QR code. +[365.180 --> 367.180] We even have one right here. +[367.180 --> 372.180] Yeah, it's just a menu for a Mexican restaurant I went to during the pandemic, but still. +[372.180 --> 375.180] You can scan this if you want. +[375.180 --> 378.180] There it is, right there. +[378.180 --> 381.180] After all that preparation, the debate finally began at 9 o'clock. +[381.180 --> 384.180] And right off the bat, there was a big difference between these guys +[384.180 --> 388.180] and Trump's debate with Kamala or Trump's debate with anyone. +[388.180 --> 392.180] These guys seem to actually get along. +[392.180 --> 394.180] You're going to hear a lot from Tim Walls this evening, +[394.180 --> 396.180] and you just heard it in the answer. +[396.180 --> 398.180] A lot of what Kamala Harris proposed us to do. +[398.180 --> 400.180] And some of it, I'll be honest with you. +[400.180 --> 401.180] It even sounds pretty good. +[401.180 --> 403.180] So the rhetoric is good. +[403.180 --> 406.180] Much of what the Senator said right there, I'm in agreement with him on this. +[406.180 --> 409.180] Governor Walls and I actually probably agree that we need to do better on this. +[409.180 --> 411.180] I believe Senator Vance wants to solve this. +[411.180 --> 412.180] I agree with you. +[412.180 --> 413.180] I think you want to solve this problem. +[413.180 --> 415.180] I agree with a lot of what Senator Vance said. +[415.180 --> 417.180] I actually agree with Tim Walls. +[417.180 --> 418.180] Wow. +[418.180 --> 421.180] Maybe you two should run together. +[421.180 --> 423.180] Yeah. +[423.180 --> 426.180] Maybe a date? +[426.180 --> 428.180] It seems like you have a lot in common. +[428.180 --> 430.180] A hello CBS. It's Tim. +[430.180 --> 432.180] We're going to share an Uber home. +[432.180 --> 437.180] But seriously, to see two candidates being civil with each other, +[437.180 --> 439.180] even though they disagree, it was surprising. +[439.180 --> 441.180] And personally, boring is shit. +[441.180 --> 443.180] I mean, talk about something interesting. +[443.180 --> 445.180] Like, who's going to eat the cats? +[445.180 --> 448.180] Nobody's going to turn any of these sound bites into a TikTok. +[448.180 --> 450.180] That's not to say the whole thing was cordial. +[450.180 --> 456.180] There was one moment where things got so heated, the moderators had to take matters into their own hands. +[456.180 --> 458.180] Well, more. +[458.180 --> 459.180] But thank you, Senator. +[459.180 --> 460.180] We have so much to get to. +[460.180 --> 464.180] I think it's important because the big, Margaret, thank you, Senator. +[464.180 --> 465.180] Thank you. +[465.180 --> 466.180] Thank you, Senator. +[466.180 --> 467.180] Thank you, Senator. +[467.180 --> 469.180] Thank you, Senator, for describing the legal process. +[469.180 --> 471.180] We have so much to get into, Senator. +[471.180 --> 472.180] We want to have... +[472.180 --> 474.180] The key to the report is not been on the books. +[474.180 --> 475.180] It's something to tell you. +[475.180 --> 476.180] It's something to tell you. +[476.180 --> 480.180] The audience can't hear you because your mics are cut. +[480.180 --> 487.180] Okay, now, that's within the rules, but it did seem like they kind of enjoyed it. +[487.180 --> 492.180] No one can hear you because we cut the mics. +[492.180 --> 497.180] Speaking as a voter who's been watching this campaign for like the last 200 years, +[497.180 --> 499.180] this might have been my favorite moment. +[499.180 --> 503.180] If Nora and Margaret could offer everybody in America a button that mutes politicians, +[503.180 --> 505.180] we would elect that ticket. +[505.180 --> 510.180] Now, for a lot of America, this debate was the first introduction to the VP candidates, +[510.180 --> 516.180] and we learned a lot about their positions, like Walt's had this droopy dog position. +[516.180 --> 520.180] And JD Vance had this position. +[520.180 --> 525.180] But they both surprised me a bit. +[525.180 --> 530.180] For example, when talking about immigration, Walt's quoted a book. +[530.180 --> 532.180] I didn't think Democrats had ever read. +[532.180 --> 535.180] I guess it's called the... the Bibble? +[535.180 --> 543.180] I don't talk about my faith a lot, but Matthew 2540 talks about to the least amongst us you do unto me. +[543.180 --> 547.180] Wow, Tim Walsh has really stolen every Republican stick. +[547.180 --> 548.180] He's... he's folksy. +[548.180 --> 550.180] He's in the cars. +[550.180 --> 551.180] Hunts quotes the Bible. +[551.180 --> 558.180] You know, what's next? He's going to find out he's the webmaster of nudeafrica.com. +[558.180 --> 561.180] And we learned a surprising thing about Vance as well. +[561.180 --> 565.180] He does support diversity in certain circumstances. +[565.180 --> 568.180] Let the individual states make their abortion policy. +[568.180 --> 573.180] And I think that's what makes the most sense in a very big, a very diverse and divided country. +[573.180 --> 577.180] We can be a big and diverse country where we respect people's freedom of conscience. +[577.180 --> 581.180] Donald Trump has been very clear that on the abortion policy specifically, +[581.180 --> 585.180] that we have a big country and it's diverse. +[585.180 --> 589.180] Yeah, okay. You see America? Republicans do support diversity. +[589.180 --> 593.180] Some states believe Lymn should have rights and some don't. +[593.180 --> 596.180] It's the beautiful tapestry of America. +[596.180 --> 600.180] Now, if you remember, Tim did tell Kamala he was a bad debater. +[600.180 --> 603.180] And there was one moment in this debate when I said, +[603.180 --> 606.180] yeah, yeah, he is. Fact check, true. +[606.180 --> 612.180] You said you were in Hong Kong during the deadly Tiananmen Square protests in the spring of 1989. +[612.180 --> 621.180] But Minnesota Public Radio and other media outlets are reporting that you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year. +[621.180 --> 623.180] Can you explain that discrepancy? +[623.180 --> 627.180] All I said on this was I got there that summer and misspoke on this. +[627.180 --> 631.180] So I will just, that's what I've said. +[631.180 --> 637.180] So I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protests went in. +[637.180 --> 642.180] And from that, I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance. +[642.180 --> 644.180] Damn. +[644.180 --> 652.180] You know you're blowing the Tiananmen Square question when you look more nervous than the dude staring down the tank. +[652.180 --> 659.180] If you didn't like that joke, here's a QR code you can scan. +[659.180 --> 663.180] To get a refund for this portion of the show. +[663.180 --> 665.180] Thank you. +[665.180 --> 668.180] You don't know how much time we spent on those QR codes. +[668.180 --> 671.180] Now, Vance, on the other hand, to his credit, did a great job in the debate. +[671.180 --> 675.180] He was smooth, he was confident, he was prepared. +[675.180 --> 678.180] The only problem he may have had was his memory. +[678.180 --> 684.180] Donald Trump's economic policies delivered the highest take home pay in a generation in this country, +[684.180 --> 689.180] 1.5% inflation and tabooed peace and security all over the world. +[689.180 --> 691.180] Peace around the world. +[691.180 --> 694.180] There wasn't even peace in this country. +[694.180 --> 697.180] The only time there was peace was when we were all locked in our house, +[697.180 --> 700.180] cleaning our vegetables with chlorox wipes. +[700.180 --> 703.180] Wipes I stole from my neighbor and sold them on eBay, +[703.180 --> 706.180] which did increase my take home pay. +[706.180 --> 708.180] So thank you, Donald Trump. +[708.180 --> 710.180] Now. +[710.180 --> 713.180] So what did we learn about tonight? +[713.180 --> 718.180] Well, first, let's be honest, 99% of voters will not care about the VP debate. +[718.180 --> 719.180] That's a fact. +[719.180 --> 722.180] If you want to check it, you can scan this QR code. +[722.180 --> 726.180] We had to do one more, which will open up your internet browser, +[726.180 --> 727.180] and you can Google it yourself. +[727.180 --> 730.180] I'm busy, I'm hosting a live TV show, okay? +[730.180 --> 734.180] But aside from that, the thing I took away from this debate was that both of these men, +[734.180 --> 737.180] they made the Midwest proud, all right? +[737.180 --> 740.180] This debate was an oasis of Midwesternice. +[740.180 --> 746.180] And just like Midwesternice, it was a mask covering deep-seated hatred and resentment. +[746.180 --> 750.180] Don't let 90 minutes of them in a room together fool you. +[750.180 --> 753.180] These men represent two movements that are at each other's throats, +[753.180 --> 756.180] and their visions for America are radically different. +[756.180 --> 760.180] So tonight might have been all I agree, and my friend has a point, +[760.180 --> 763.180] but tomorrow morning, we're all going to be back to this. +[763.180 --> 765.180] We're not going back! +[765.180 --> 767.180] We're not going back! +[767.180 --> 768.180] So my... +[768.180 --> 770.180] So my... diff --git a/transcript/comedy_4TIIdrOfbls.txt b/transcript/comedy_4TIIdrOfbls.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7cf9f016ed2970906b0905c2ad14d07583070fcf --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_4TIIdrOfbls.txt @@ -0,0 +1,278 @@ +[0.000 --> 1.000] What's the problem? +[1.000 --> 2.000] Why is this a problem? +[2.000 --> 3.000] Getting a sandwich. +[3.000 --> 4.000] It's a sandwich. +[4.000 --> 7.000] I got behind the lady. +[7.000 --> 17.840] It looked like it was her first time out ever. +[17.840 --> 19.840] Just to look at confusion. +[19.840 --> 20.840] Be wilderness. +[20.840 --> 27.840] I came up to the counter. +[27.840 --> 36.840] How does this work here? +[36.840 --> 38.840] What do you do? +[38.840 --> 40.840] It says step one. +[40.840 --> 41.840] Big bread. +[41.840 --> 49.840] You don't see it. +[49.840 --> 53.840] How do you make a sandwich at home? +[53.840 --> 63.840] We just start throwing ham over the table. +[63.840 --> 67.840] Big the bread. +[67.840 --> 72.840] And she saw the condiments her head almost popped off her body. +[72.840 --> 75.840] She was sitting there looking at the condiments telling the guy, +[75.840 --> 76.840] not that tomato. +[76.840 --> 79.840] No, the third one underneath that one on the side. +[79.840 --> 81.840] I want that tomato. +[81.840 --> 88.840] It's not a puppy. +[88.840 --> 89.840] Making up. +[89.840 --> 90.840] There's rules at subway. +[90.840 --> 91.840] You got to follow. +[91.840 --> 94.840] This woman is like, I don't want any of those cucumbers or olives. +[94.840 --> 96.840] So double up on the turkey. +[96.840 --> 99.840] Hit don't work there. +[99.840 --> 101.840] The sandwich is $5. +[101.840 --> 104.840] There's a net profit of four cents on it. +[104.840 --> 109.840] And you want double meat for no fetch. +[109.840 --> 110.840] Never stay with people. +[110.840 --> 111.840] It's weird. +[111.840 --> 112.840] They put you in some weird room. +[112.840 --> 121.840] Nobody uses single bed, star warsheets, dark bait or C-3 feel. +[121.840 --> 122.840] Can't even get comfortable. +[122.840 --> 123.840] Ever get into somebody's bed. +[123.840 --> 124.840] It's weird. +[124.840 --> 125.840] You get in. +[125.840 --> 127.840] You can't. +[127.840 --> 128.840] Look to the left. +[128.840 --> 129.840] There's a bugger wall. +[129.840 --> 132.840] Somebody started a bugger wall. +[132.840 --> 142.840] Try and get comfortable. +[142.840 --> 145.840] You can't. +[145.840 --> 149.840] The owner's always come in and knock on the door and tell you what's wrong with the house. +[149.840 --> 151.840] You always get that little knock. +[151.840 --> 153.840] Are you sleeping? +[153.840 --> 155.840] No, I'm going to stand. +[155.840 --> 156.840] Why? +[156.840 --> 158.840] You got a bugger wall here to your left. +[158.840 --> 160.840] You haven't seen that yet. +[160.840 --> 163.840] Not the... +[163.840 --> 168.840] They tell you just before you go to bed so you know the toilet in the hallway do not flush that. +[168.840 --> 173.840] If you do, we're going to have to evacuate the home. +[173.840 --> 175.840] When you shower cold is hot. +[175.840 --> 176.840] Hot is cold. +[176.840 --> 179.840] We've been trying to fix that for years. +[179.840 --> 183.840] When you're done showering, we ask if you could please squeegee. +[183.840 --> 186.840] Squeegee? +[186.840 --> 189.840] I mean, I'm going to get clean. +[189.840 --> 190.840] Now naked. +[190.840 --> 196.840] I got a search for some weird wine that lives in your shower for 23 years. +[196.840 --> 207.840] Take the wine and start wiping off shower pellets as my balls touch the tile. +[207.840 --> 212.840] What do I work here? +[212.840 --> 216.840] I'm not cleaning the shower. +[216.840 --> 218.840] This whole town is going nuts with yogurt. +[218.840 --> 219.840] What's going on? +[219.840 --> 222.840] With yogurt. +[222.840 --> 224.840] Everybody's dying for yogurt. +[224.840 --> 226.840] They see like a pink berry. +[226.840 --> 230.840] They're like, I want to go get some pink berry. +[230.840 --> 236.840] I'm not a yogurt guy, but I had to go look to see what the problem was. +[236.840 --> 238.840] I'm sitting in line. +[238.840 --> 240.840] I'm watching people eat the yogurt. +[240.840 --> 242.840] Everybody had a sample before they got... +[242.840 --> 244.840] What is this the sampling? +[244.840 --> 247.840] I don't do samples. +[247.840 --> 251.840] These two women came up so proud of themselves. +[251.840 --> 254.840] Do you have the pomegranate? +[254.840 --> 260.840] Can we try the pomegranate? +[260.840 --> 266.840] They were so happy that we're going to get a free lick. +[266.840 --> 268.840] Now the guy's got to turn around. +[268.840 --> 273.840] He's got to fill up a little pixie lick cup. +[273.840 --> 275.840] And he hands it out. +[275.840 --> 277.840] Roll women, but they're like kids when they get it. +[277.840 --> 282.840] They're like, oh! +[282.840 --> 284.840] It's good! +[284.840 --> 288.840] I like this one. +[288.840 --> 291.840] I don't do any of this. +[291.840 --> 293.840] I just got the green tea. +[293.840 --> 295.840] If I don't like it... +[295.840 --> 305.840] What the fuck? +[305.840 --> 309.840] You think I'm going to hold up 12 people's day? +[309.840 --> 312.840] Licking her? +[312.840 --> 316.840] Yeah, you think it. +[316.840 --> 318.840] Now I think some nuts. +[318.840 --> 320.840] My wife didn't grow up with this mentality. +[320.840 --> 323.840] I get this all from my dad. +[323.840 --> 325.840] My wife didn't grow up with me. +[325.840 --> 329.840] My wife's family is entirely different than my family. +[329.840 --> 332.840] My family, we talk a lot. +[332.840 --> 336.840] Everything's out in the open on my side of the family. +[336.840 --> 339.840] In my family, if you got a problem, +[339.840 --> 342.840] somebody's going to tell you. +[342.840 --> 345.840] You got a problem. +[345.840 --> 347.840] If you stink, something like that. +[347.840 --> 350.840] What the fuck is this? +[353.840 --> 358.840] I stink! +[358.840 --> 366.840] I don't know. +[366.840 --> 368.840] We are so honest. +[368.840 --> 371.840] Nobody gets their feelings hurt in my family. +[371.840 --> 376.840] Nobody's got feelings. +[376.840 --> 378.840] My wife is always happy. +[378.840 --> 380.840] Even when bad things go wrong, +[380.840 --> 382.840] she's always what a smile this woman. +[382.840 --> 385.840] She came home last month. +[385.840 --> 389.840] She's like, babe, I don't know what happened. +[389.840 --> 393.840] I was begging how parking lot at the mall. +[393.840 --> 399.840] I just side-swiped a cement pile on it. +[399.840 --> 401.840] It's just a grace. +[401.840 --> 403.840] It's a small grace. +[403.840 --> 409.840] You could probably buff it out or use some carnubo wax to just... +[409.840 --> 413.840] You know? +[413.840 --> 416.840] Now, my immediate reaction is to yell. +[416.840 --> 418.840] That's how I grew up. +[418.840 --> 423.840] High volume. +[423.840 --> 426.840] I'd come home with a flat tire on my bicycle. +[426.840 --> 429.840] My father would be like, what the fuck is this? +[429.840 --> 432.840] I don't know. +[432.840 --> 436.840] I didn't see it in there. +[439.840 --> 450.840] My wife's side is like really happy and they encourage things. +[450.840 --> 454.840] They do retreats as a family. +[454.840 --> 457.840] They work on their inner self. +[457.840 --> 462.840] We work on our inner self. +[462.840 --> 464.840] They do therapy. +[464.840 --> 466.840] My family don't do any of this. +[466.840 --> 469.840] I don't know therapy, no bettering. +[469.840 --> 471.840] I was like, this is it. +[471.840 --> 473.840] What are you going to do? +[473.840 --> 474.840] Change? +[474.840 --> 477.840] This is you. +[477.840 --> 480.840] No one's popping pills on my side. +[480.840 --> 483.840] Nobody's on anti-depressants. +[483.840 --> 487.840] My father's like, I've been depressed for 30 years. +[497.840 --> 500.840] We talk about each other in a family. +[500.840 --> 503.840] I call my mother, we talk about the entire family. +[503.840 --> 505.840] We talk about my sister. +[505.840 --> 507.840] You talk to Jessica? +[507.840 --> 509.840] Yeah, I don't call her. +[509.840 --> 511.840] It's all... +[511.840 --> 515.840] You're having a tough go of it. +[515.840 --> 517.840] Not my wife's family. +[517.840 --> 519.840] They don't say nothing on that side. +[519.840 --> 521.840] Nobody knows. +[521.840 --> 523.840] I listen. +[523.840 --> 525.840] I listen. +[525.840 --> 527.840] My wife skypes with her mother. +[527.840 --> 529.840] I can hear them talking. +[529.840 --> 531.840] What's going on over there? +[531.840 --> 532.840] Oh, nothing. +[532.840 --> 534.840] Everything's gone here. +[534.840 --> 536.840] What's going on over there? +[536.840 --> 539.840] And I pass away. +[542.840 --> 546.840] After she get off, I ask my wife, what would your mom say? +[546.840 --> 548.840] Everything's good. +[548.840 --> 550.840] Ain't good. +[550.840 --> 553.840] Dig, dig for the story. +[556.840 --> 558.840] Get down, be figured it out. +[558.840 --> 561.840] There's shit happening. +[564.840 --> 565.840] I talked to my mother. +[565.840 --> 567.840] I get it all from her. +[567.840 --> 573.840] As soon as I hang up, I can't wait to tell my wife what I found out. +[573.840 --> 576.840] As soon as I hang up the phone, I go back to pour yourself a glass of wine. +[576.840 --> 578.840] Meet me outside. +[578.840 --> 582.840] You're not going to believe what's going on with my cousins. +[586.840 --> 588.840] I got juice. +[591.840 --> 595.840] Now, my wife's father passed away 15 years ago. +[595.840 --> 597.840] I never got a chance to meet the man. +[597.840 --> 600.840] So we go to the cemetery. +[600.840 --> 604.840] Now, prior to his death, he bought a plaque for himself. +[604.840 --> 607.840] A plaque for his wife. +[607.840 --> 612.840] Well, the wife has since remarried. +[612.840 --> 614.840] Okay. +[626.840 --> 630.840] So, we go to the cemetery and I'm holding my wife's hands. +[630.840 --> 633.840] A very emotional day for us. +[633.840 --> 635.840] Oh, for me, listen, I got to be honest with you. +[635.840 --> 638.840] I'm the emotional one in the relationship. +[638.840 --> 640.840] I cry no problem. +[640.840 --> 643.840] Undercover box? Forget it. +[643.840 --> 646.840] I'm balling at the end of that show. +[646.840 --> 649.840] Oh, my God. +[652.840 --> 654.840] So we go to the cemetery. +[654.840 --> 656.840] I'm holding my wife's hand. +[656.840 --> 658.840] We approach the two graves. +[658.840 --> 659.840] Now, I'm sitting there. +[659.840 --> 661.840] My heart is bleeding from my wife. +[661.840 --> 662.840] She got no father. +[662.840 --> 667.840] But the other side of my brain kicks in. +[667.840 --> 675.840] I said, is your mother still going to get buried here with the original? +[675.840 --> 677.840] Or... +[677.840 --> 683.840] Oh, she's going to get buried with the new husband. +[683.840 --> 684.840] What's going on? +[684.840 --> 686.840] Because this is paid for. +[686.840 --> 687.840] It's paid for. +[687.840 --> 690.840] And who's going in the hall? +[690.840 --> 691.840] We got to figure this out. +[691.840 --> 693.840] I'll hop in here. +[693.840 --> 695.840] In the meantime, we got to use this. +[695.840 --> 700.840] Maybe for storage, we'll put the Christmas tree here. +[700.840 --> 701.840] A wreck. +[701.840 --> 702.840] Skies. +[702.840 --> 704.840] We got to use this. +[709.840 --> 712.840] My wife's brain don't work this way. +[712.840 --> 714.840] She's like, why would you even think of that? +[714.840 --> 716.840] I go, that's why you got me. +[716.840 --> 719.840] I think of it. +[719.840 --> 721.840] We're calling your mother tonight. +[721.840 --> 724.840] We're figuring out who goes where in this park. +[724.840 --> 729.840] So now I can't yell at my wife. +[729.840 --> 733.840] She does not respond to yelling. +[733.840 --> 736.840] Last time I raised my voice, she gave it right back to me. +[736.840 --> 738.840] She's like, I don't know what this is. +[738.840 --> 739.840] But you better bring this down. +[739.840 --> 742.840] And let's talk like adults and resolve it. +[742.840 --> 744.840] Okay, let's just resolve it. +[744.840 --> 745.840] I think you need some therapy. +[745.840 --> 752.840] You and your father should get in some type of group retreat for your condition. +[752.840 --> 755.840] I don't know. +[755.840 --> 758.840] So I can't yell. +[758.840 --> 760.840] I got to push it. +[760.840 --> 766.840] I got to push this shit, deep. +[766.840 --> 768.840] I don't even know who I am anymore. +[768.840 --> 772.840] I don't even sound like me. +[772.840 --> 775.840] I'm sitting in the kitchen like, yeah, okay. +[775.840 --> 780.840] It's just a craze then. +[780.840 --> 785.840] I think I could probably buff it out if you said it's a craze. +[785.840 --> 788.840] It's a craze. +[788.840 --> 792.840] Can we go to the driveway to look at what you call a grazes? +[792.840 --> 801.840] Because I'd love to know in your head what you think that is. +[801.840 --> 802.840] She's like, yeah, I know. +[802.840 --> 804.840] I'll show you. +[804.840 --> 806.840] So both of us go out to the driveway. +[806.840 --> 809.840] I'm like, we need an outdoor. +[810.840 --> 814.840] You can see no women in Canada are in that direction, +[814.840 --> 815.840] all wrong? +[815.840 --> 818.840] Because they do as they please. +[818.840 --> 821.840] I don't even know what that means. +[821.840 --> 826.840] I never really knew what this really means. +[826.840 --> 830.840] I'm going crazy here. +[830.840 --> 832.940] for you to pull in. +[832.940 --> 835.480] What are you gonna do? Fix it in your garage? +[835.480 --> 838.180] You do body work? I know nobody that does this. +[838.180 --> 839.480] I gotta go in. +[839.480 --> 841.620] You go to a body shop, everybody comes out. +[841.620 --> 844.860] The whole garage. +[844.860 --> 847.360] When you pull in, they look at that guy. +[847.360 --> 848.660] Hey, we got one. +[848.660 --> 851.400] Let's take a look at it. +[851.400 --> 853.300] And they swarm the car. +[853.300 --> 857.440] They just, I thought I was at a Cirque du Soleil show. +[857.440 --> 873.020] And they call out the head guy. It's the best actor they got. +[873.020 --> 876.460] Frankie, you wanna take a look at this? +[876.460 --> 884.900] As soon as he sees the car, he's like, whoa. +[884.900 --> 888.580] Would you get side swipe by a semi? +[888.580 --> 890.820] I said, no, my wife calls this a grace. +[890.820 --> 894.340] She says, she says you could get it out with some Carnuba wax. +[894.340 --> 900.540] I can't open the door, but she says, this is a $9 job with some Carnuba wax. +[900.540 --> 902.580] I can't yell or scream at the house. +[902.580 --> 906.940] I have to suppress all my emotion and feeling into my feet. +[906.940 --> 908.540] And I don't know who I am anymore. +[908.540 --> 911.460] But she just says it's a grace. +[911.460 --> 913.540] I don't understand why she didn't see anything. +[913.540 --> 916.900] We have sensors and a camera in the vehicle. +[916.900 --> 921.500] But of course, I couldn't mention that in the heat of the moment, or I'd be sleeping outside +[921.500 --> 922.500] on the lawn. +[922.500 --> 927.660] So if you could just get out your wax and buff that out, that would be fantastic. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_561RvnDDap4.txt b/transcript/comedy_561RvnDDap4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bd8a44ea7b75f527d5a7469a8cfa163dbbf4c6f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_561RvnDDap4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,256 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.000] Today you're going to learn seven easy ways to make people laugh and love being around you. +[4.000 --> 8.360] The first is a ridiculously easy way to make people laugh whenever someone asks you a question. +[8.360 --> 11.640] Watch this clip of Bobernam and see if you can guess what the technique is. +[11.640 --> 13.600] I'm going to several out of young people that say, +[13.600 --> 17.440] Bo, how do I get into the business? How do I accomplish what you've accomplished? +[17.440 --> 17.640] Yeah. +[17.640 --> 19.080] What's your advice for young people? +[19.080 --> 21.320] I'd say, well... +[21.320 --> 24.880] You gotta just take a deep breath and give up. +[24.880 --> 26.680] It's that simple. +[26.680 --> 31.160] When someone asks you a question, think of what they expect you to say and say the opposite. +[31.160 --> 34.840] This gets the biggest laugh if it's something most people wouldn't say out loud. +[34.840 --> 37.080] We're worried about this environmental stuff. You really are worried about it. +[37.080 --> 40.480] I am and I'm not. I just also feel like, you know, +[40.480 --> 43.080] it'd probably be a good thing if most of us died. +[43.080 --> 45.480] You're joy being a mom, this is... +[45.480 --> 47.080] That's alright. +[47.080 --> 52.080] As you just saw, you can soften this with a smile or a laugh so people know you're joking. +[52.080 --> 55.160] If you don't want to go dark with your humor, another great way you can make people laugh +[55.160 --> 57.480] is answering questions using Looney Tunes logic. +[57.480 --> 59.360] What would the answer be if this were a cartoon? +[59.360 --> 61.160] Here are two great examples with Ryan Reynolds. +[61.160 --> 63.160] So, and is she good on a plane? +[63.160 --> 65.480] She's pretty good, you know? +[65.480 --> 67.280] I mean, you know... That's a long flight, I mean... +[67.280 --> 68.520] I carry a blow darts up. +[68.520 --> 71.120] You know, she's... +[71.120 --> 73.600] You know, and then I just inhale one for myself. +[73.600 --> 79.600] I'm happy for Paul because, yay, he's possibly the nicest human being in all of show business. +[79.600 --> 83.400] He's aging backwards because of his contract with Satan. +[83.400 --> 89.600] And... Or he only drinks breast milk from a blue whale or something. +[89.600 --> 93.120] Remember, for both these techniques, getting asked a question is your cue. +[93.120 --> 95.360] When you're building a new habit, cues are incredibly helpful. +[95.360 --> 99.240] So you can go about your social life as normal, and then whenever anyone asks you a question, +[99.240 --> 102.960] that's your trigger to either answer the opposite or use Looney Tunes logic. +[102.960 --> 103.920] That's how you build the habit. +[103.920 --> 108.080] Once you get people laughing, the easiest way to keep them laughing is to double down on your joke. +[108.080 --> 112.800] This is often when someone gets to go from, oh, that was a funny joke to, oh, this is a funny person. +[112.840 --> 116.880] As an example, listen to Ryan Reynolds talk about his parents the first time he was on Ellen. +[116.880 --> 120.720] You know, it's interesting to look at them. +[120.720 --> 123.240] To look at them, you'd never know their cannibals. +[123.240 --> 125.680] They look just like two normal people. +[125.680 --> 128.720] Once he sees he's gotten a laugh from the audience, he doubles down. +[128.720 --> 130.480] You're so proud of him right now. +[130.480 --> 131.880] I had a sister once. +[131.880 --> 132.880] They... +[135.680 --> 141.280] If you do this too much, you risk killing the joke, but you're almost always in the clear to follow up once or twice. +[141.320 --> 145.360] Notice in this next clip how Sona laughs harder both times Conan doubles down. +[145.360 --> 147.160] God, man's man. +[147.160 --> 148.680] I am. +[148.680 --> 151.640] Women want to be with me, men want to be on top of me. +[151.640 --> 155.640] You want to be... +[155.640 --> 160.800] Women want to be with me, men want to be in me. +[160.800 --> 161.800] No. +[161.800 --> 163.760] It's a way to disclose it. +[163.760 --> 166.360] There's a small trick you can do here if you really want to look witty. +[166.360 --> 169.360] Add a little bit more specificity to the joke the second time. +[169.360 --> 170.600] Where do you get your haircut, Conan? +[170.600 --> 171.880] I don't... this isn't real. +[171.880 --> 173.880] This is scientists work on this. +[173.880 --> 175.840] This is... +[175.840 --> 179.560] This is a high-density polymer that NASA invented. +[179.560 --> 183.160] If this seems hard to do, there's an even easier way you can make people laugh. +[183.160 --> 185.160] Double down on someone else's joke. +[185.160 --> 191.560] But it'll have been time to just jump up behind a podium in front of your kids to tell them, you know, go to your room. +[191.560 --> 194.000] That great... using the great Barack Obama voice. +[194.000 --> 196.800] My fellow Obama's... +[196.800 --> 198.800] The Thomas Tom. +[199.320 --> 201.320] I'll try that out. +[201.320 --> 202.320] It's that simple. +[202.320 --> 206.040] The other person has done the work to find a joke framework that works in that moment. +[206.040 --> 207.040] They've laid it out for you. +[207.040 --> 209.040] All you have to do is laugh and follow it up. +[209.040 --> 211.960] Here's another funny example with Will Arnett, Alison Brienne Seth Rogan. +[211.960 --> 217.120] For context, they're talking about the time Alison had to tell her husband about her movie called Sleeping with Other People. +[217.120 --> 221.040] Some is that you had to come home and say, hey, look, I think I'm going to do this movie called... +[221.040 --> 222.960] Having sex with other people or whatever. +[222.960 --> 224.960] Yeah, sleeping with other people. +[224.960 --> 226.480] Like that's like... +[226.480 --> 227.480] That's free. +[227.480 --> 230.440] I think I'm going to do... I think I'm going to do mass or G4. +[230.440 --> 231.440] Is that cool? +[231.440 --> 232.440] Is that cool with you? +[232.440 --> 233.440] I'm just going to do like... +[233.440 --> 235.440] Will's done the clever bit and come up with a funny premise. +[235.440 --> 237.920] Movie titles, you wouldn't want to tell your husband you're in. +[237.920 --> 240.920] Now Seth can simply steal that framework and get a huge laugh. +[240.920 --> 241.920] Is that cool? +[241.920 --> 242.920] Is that cool? +[242.920 --> 246.520] Just movie called I Left My Husband After Another Actor. +[246.520 --> 249.520] You may worry that people won't like this because you're stealing their spotlight, +[249.520 --> 252.760] but actually, as long as you laugh at their joke first, they'll feel great, +[252.760 --> 255.440] because you're showing you like their humor enough to build off it. +[255.480 --> 257.720] If this is the habit that appeals to you the most in this video, +[257.720 --> 260.640] then your cue will be noticing when someone else makes you laugh. +[260.640 --> 263.160] Now let's talk about how to be charismatic if someone teases you. +[263.160 --> 264.840] Many people get nervous when their friends tease them, +[264.840 --> 266.360] because they think it makes you look bad. +[266.360 --> 267.760] But actually, if you handle it well, +[267.760 --> 271.400] then being teased is a fantastic chance to look confident and make people laugh. +[271.400 --> 272.560] I read that book. +[272.560 --> 273.560] Yeah, I read it. +[273.560 --> 274.600] It's a chick book. +[274.600 --> 275.880] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. +[275.880 --> 277.040] Uh... +[278.040 --> 279.000] Know your enemy. +[279.000 --> 280.000] Yeah. +[280.600 --> 281.600] Mmm. +[283.600 --> 285.880] There's tons of ways to banter back when someone teases you, +[285.880 --> 289.720] but for this video, we'll focus on what to do if you find yourself getting defensive. +[289.720 --> 291.120] It's called the reverse defense. +[291.120 --> 293.040] When you catch yourself trying to look cool, +[293.040 --> 296.120] double back and undercut what you just said to defend yourself. +[296.120 --> 297.840] This sounds complicated, but it's super easy. +[297.840 --> 301.240] For example, listen and jack whitehall get defensive about looking weird +[301.240 --> 302.920] and then reverse direction to get a laugh. +[302.920 --> 305.680] Yeah, I found my sketchbook from when I was at school, +[305.680 --> 307.240] and in it there was some drawing, +[307.240 --> 309.200] some sketches that I'd done off the wrong, +[309.200 --> 310.720] because I was that obsessed with him. +[310.720 --> 312.320] How old were we at once? +[312.320 --> 313.720] How old were we at once? +[313.720 --> 315.520] Just him naked on the shades of. +[317.760 --> 320.840] The key here is to use your knee jerk reaction of getting defensive +[320.840 --> 322.760] as a setup for a bit of misdirection. +[322.760 --> 324.760] Here's one more quick example with Sona and Conan. +[324.760 --> 326.880] Sona says Conan doesn't know anything about cars. +[326.880 --> 328.800] Conan initially tries to defend himself, +[328.800 --> 330.880] but then he leans into pretending he knows nothing. +[330.880 --> 332.400] I have a lot of wisdom. +[333.400 --> 334.400] I do. +[334.400 --> 335.920] What do you get? You know, you know, cars? +[335.920 --> 337.360] I do no cars. +[337.360 --> 338.200] Oh, you tell me. +[338.200 --> 340.040] That's a car right there. +[340.040 --> 342.600] This doesn't have to be limited to when you're defending yourself. +[342.600 --> 344.600] This is just a specific version of the fake out method +[344.600 --> 345.760] we've covered in past videos. +[345.760 --> 348.080] Anytime you can set up expectations going one way +[348.080 --> 350.080] and then go another, you can get a laugh. +[350.080 --> 352.080] I came into my son's bedroom the other night +[352.080 --> 353.960] and he looked really sad. +[353.960 --> 355.480] He said, what's the matter, buddy? +[355.480 --> 356.320] Because I don't know his name. +[356.320 --> 357.160] I'm never home. +[359.160 --> 361.400] As you just saw, the easiest setup for the fake out method +[361.400 --> 364.120] is something that makes people expect you to say something sweet. +[364.120 --> 364.960] You're a big guy. +[364.960 --> 365.760] Let me tell you something. +[365.760 --> 366.600] Yeah. +[366.600 --> 367.760] And I mean this. +[367.760 --> 370.400] I don't care how many talk shows out there. +[370.400 --> 373.160] Who's hot, who's the latest, whatever. +[373.160 --> 376.400] The end of the day, on this network at this hour, +[376.400 --> 377.400] there's nobody else. +[377.400 --> 381.240] Now, if everything in this video seems too complicated, +[381.240 --> 382.600] you're going to love this last technique +[382.600 --> 384.880] because it doesn't require any quick thinking in the moment. +[384.880 --> 387.160] First, think of the most common conversations +[387.160 --> 388.400] that tend to come up around you +[388.400 --> 390.720] and then come up with some go-to jokes ahead of time. +[390.720 --> 392.640] You'd be surprised at how often the comedians +[392.640 --> 395.280] that you think are so impressively quick-witted in the moment +[395.280 --> 397.560] are simply reusing jokes they've told before. +[397.560 --> 399.640] For instance, Craig Ferguson has a go-to joke +[399.640 --> 401.360] for whenever you want to playfully express, +[401.360 --> 402.840] you don't like what someone is saying. +[402.840 --> 404.280] Can you drink coffee when you're pregnant? +[404.280 --> 405.240] You can, I think you can have a cup. +[405.240 --> 406.360] I don't drink coffee because I don't. +[406.360 --> 407.200] Don't? +[407.200 --> 408.040] It makes me crazy. +[408.040 --> 410.800] How long have you been a Nal-Kyda? +[410.800 --> 411.960] Have you ever worse talked to who? +[411.960 --> 413.200] No. +[413.200 --> 413.880] I know. +[413.880 --> 414.880] Really, that's interesting. +[414.880 --> 416.120] How long have you been a Nal-Kyda? +[416.120 --> 416.960] I... +[416.960 --> 418.880] Oh. +[418.880 --> 419.960] But you don't like meth-busters. +[419.960 --> 420.480] I don't. +[420.480 --> 421.360] There's something about it. +[421.360 --> 423.160] I just have to turn it off if it's over. +[423.160 --> 423.680] Really? +[423.680 --> 425.200] How long have you been a Nal-Kyda? +[426.200 --> 429.120] This is so easy, but it gets a laugh every time. +[429.120 --> 430.000] Here's another example. +[430.000 --> 432.000] Kevin Hart knows that because he's short, +[432.000 --> 433.680] people are going to remark about his appearance. +[433.680 --> 435.760] So he has go-to jokes for the situation. +[435.760 --> 436.920] I'm like a sex symbol. +[436.920 --> 437.920] Here's the... +[438.920 --> 440.840] It's like, honestly, it looks like somebody drew me. +[440.840 --> 441.800] It's like perfect. +[443.200 --> 444.080] I'm a sex symbol. +[444.080 --> 444.880] It's hard. +[444.880 --> 446.040] It's hard. +[446.040 --> 448.240] The goal here isn't to simply steal Kevin's joke +[448.240 --> 448.840] and parrot it. +[448.840 --> 451.360] This joke works for Kevin because it fits his personality. +[451.360 --> 452.880] So what you want to do is think of jokes +[452.880 --> 454.960] that will fit your personality and charisma style. +[455.040 --> 455.800] If you want help with that, +[455.800 --> 457.640] you may like our program, Charisma University. +[457.640 --> 458.800] On day three of the program, +[458.800 --> 461.480] we walk you through exactly how to craft great answers +[461.480 --> 463.120] to the most common questions. +[463.120 --> 464.480] You'll get fill-in-the-blank worksheets +[464.480 --> 466.320] so that it's effortless to know what to say +[466.320 --> 468.800] and you'll get exercises to help you get used to answering +[468.800 --> 470.560] in a way that feels easy and natural. +[470.560 --> 472.360] That's what's nice about Charisma University. +[472.360 --> 474.080] We try our best to make the YouTube videos +[474.080 --> 475.240] as helpful as possible, +[475.240 --> 476.560] but in our 30-day program, +[476.560 --> 478.400] we're able to lay everything out sequentially +[478.400 --> 480.400] so you know exactly what to do each day 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12.040] What were you selling chocolate? +[12.040 --> 13.600] Did you say chocolate? +[13.600 --> 14.400] Yeah, chocolate. +[14.400 --> 15.400] Chocolate? +[15.400 --> 16.400] Uh, chocolate? +[16.400 --> 17.300] Chocolate! +[17.300 --> 18.500] I-I-I-I don't know. +[18.500 --> 19.820] Ooh, Shakira. +[19.820 --> 21.020] Oh, literally. +[21.020 --> 22.300] This is Africa. +[22.300 --> 23.200] Oh, whoa. +[23.200 --> 25.400] This is United States dumbass. +[25.400 --> 26.240] Ooh, carbon. +[26.240 --> 27.560] Uh, it's hard, it's hard. +[27.560 --> 29.840] I think it's like my bed. +[29.840 --> 31.440] What did you say? +[31.440 --> 33.340] I just took my bed, Medicare. +[33.340 --> 34.740] No, you suck my balls. +[34.740 --> 36.840] I love you, Kylian. +[36.840 --> 38.040] Can I rob your feet? +[38.040 --> 39.540] Yeah, with lotion and cream. +[39.540 --> 41.340] What? +[41.340 --> 42.640] Ooh, Latina. +[42.640 --> 45.440] Oh, yeah, give me a kiss. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_CbmMORCP_AY.txt b/transcript/comedy_CbmMORCP_AY.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..17c7679e0cd65b33b05225fcbae38bd78cbd6ffa --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_CbmMORCP_AY.txt @@ -0,0 +1,122 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.240] Matthew McHenryan gives off an almost effortless feeling of being cool, so today we'll break down +[4.240 --> 8.480] some of the habits that make him so charismatic and how you can incorporate them into your own life. +[8.480 --> 12.000] It's worth noting, while Matthew McHenryan is very handsome, his confidence and charisma +[12.000 --> 15.600] can apply to you no matter what you look like. The first habit you can learn from Matthew is to +[15.600 --> 19.760] set the mood at the start of every interaction. Matthew moves slowly and is never rushed when +[19.760 --> 24.080] speaking. This gives off a relaxed feeling no matter the situation. Just watch how he enters the +[24.080 --> 32.080] Colbert Show. You'll notice he walks in slow and his pace is very relaxed as he looks around +[32.080 --> 36.240] smiling. This conveys a carefree attitude that sets the tone from the start and frames the rest +[36.240 --> 40.400] of your conversation. Imagine the difference it would make if he entered quickly and walked straight +[40.400 --> 44.720] to the host with tight body language. Now it relaxed isn't the only mood you can set. You can set +[44.720 --> 49.360] playful, flirty, high energy, whatever you want. Determine the mood you want for an interaction +[49.360 --> 53.680] and spend the first 10 to 20 seconds bringing that energy. You'll also see Matthew greets everyone +[54.160 --> 57.760] around him. He takes the time to intentionally acknowledge the band and the audience. Many people +[57.760 --> 61.440] make the mistake of only greeting the people they think can benefit them. So you'll see them only +[61.440 --> 65.840] try to talk to the most attractive or coolest person in a group. Or at an interview they'll blow +[65.840 --> 69.920] off whoever's at the front desk, only being kind to the person they think has the power to give them +[69.920 --> 74.560] the job. This type of focused charisma makes people feel like you're trying to get something from +[74.560 --> 78.400] them, which is off-putting. So the next time you're walking in an interview a workplace meeting or +[78.400 --> 82.880] social group, take three to five seconds to greet each person. For a stronger first impression, +[82.880 --> 87.280] combine this with some form of touch, whether it's a hug or just a handshake. Now it's clear that +[87.280 --> 92.640] that trademark energy that Matthew creates is one of comfort and relaxation. So much so that other +[92.640 --> 96.720] actors joke they inherit those vibes just from spending time with him. I've been around him a few +[96.720 --> 101.920] times and everybody just kind of does what he's up to. Absolutely. Absolutely. Like all of a sudden you're +[101.920 --> 106.400] with him and all of a sudden you find yourself kind of like laying back. You're laying back, you talk, +[106.400 --> 111.040] you know, you maybe don't enunciate. One reason for this is that he makes himself comfortable in +[111.040 --> 114.400] every environment. Just look at his body language in this clip from Craig Ferguson. +[114.400 --> 117.360] He's nice Michael, isn't he? He's really nice. He's funny. Craig. Yeah, he's nice. +[117.360 --> 121.120] He's not very, oh right, I'll tell you something Matthew. +[122.000 --> 126.240] And already tell me. Well, Matthew lounges back in his chair with his arm draped over the side. +[126.240 --> 130.320] This exudes that informal, I don't give a care attitude that is one of the main ingredients of his +[130.320 --> 133.920] charm. To try this in your own life, next time you want to look relaxed under pressure, +[133.920 --> 138.320] try the simple act of taking up slightly more space than you usually would and opening your +[138.320 --> 142.800] body language. A nice bonus to this, your physical comfort will translate to mental comfort, +[142.800 --> 147.600] putting you more at ease. So not only will you appear confident and relaxed, you'll also feel it. +[147.600 --> 152.160] Beyond just the body language itself, what makes Matthew seem so cool is that he stays anchored +[152.160 --> 156.400] to himself. Watch this next clip from the Grand Norton Show. Everyone else on the couch is sitting +[156.400 --> 160.720] straight up, but Matthew doesn't try to blend in. I would giggle your ass up the fairground. +[161.200 --> 167.920] I didn't work. He even puts his drink on the ground instead of the table so he can lounge back +[167.920 --> 172.640] even more. Many people would feel social pressure to sit up straight to try to fit in, especially +[172.640 --> 176.960] around a dominant personality like John Cena. But Matthew does the opposite, he stays in his own +[176.960 --> 181.120] frame instead of joining theirs. Staying true to yourself, even when it makes you stand out, +[181.120 --> 185.040] can show tremendous confidence. This isn't just saying you should never try to change your habits +[185.040 --> 188.720] or grow as a person, it's about choosing what kind of person you want to be. Again, whether +[188.720 --> 194.000] that's relaxed, high energy, playful kind, choose who you want to be, and don't stop just to +[194.000 --> 198.240] blend in with the other people around you. Now, no matter who you are, there is one more habit you +[198.240 --> 202.720] can steal from Matthew to instantly become more charismatic in conversation. Become a magnetic +[202.720 --> 207.200] storyteller. Storytelling is a conversational superpower. If you can tell good stories, people will +[207.200 --> 212.000] love being around you. And everyone has a fantastic story to tell. In the rest of this video, you'll see +[212.000 --> 216.480] that you can turn anything into a fun story, even something as mundane as changing a flight or +[216.480 --> 220.800] sending an email. All you have to do is know how to tell it. One key to a magnetic story is +[220.800 --> 224.960] using a good pre-frame. This hooks people to listen to what you're saying. Listen to this next clip +[224.960 --> 232.160] for a quick example. Oh yeah, it's fun. This is a really fun one. Just one pre-frame sentence can +[232.160 --> 238.080] be enough to hook people. There's another funny story. He's true. You can also do this simply by +[238.080 --> 242.000] hinting that there's a good story to be told. For instance, listen to how Matthew answers George +[242.000 --> 246.240] Lopez in this next clip. George just asked him about growing up in an area where being white +[246.240 --> 250.560] made him a minority. Notice how he's purposely vague with a smirk and a smile in his eyes that +[250.560 --> 256.480] gets George to ask for more detail. You know, there was times where I probably went some places that +[256.480 --> 264.560] would have been recommended and pulled off some cultural exchanges late nights. What did +[264.560 --> 268.800] it mean? Like what? What? Restroser? Oh, I wouldn't necessarily call this place a restroser. +[269.680 --> 273.680] Once you have people hooked, there's several tricks to telling a good story. The first is to +[273.680 --> 278.400] recognize that people are wired to love emotional journeys. So don't just describe what happened, +[278.400 --> 282.400] share your emotional experience during the story. For example, listen to Matthew talk about later +[282.400 --> 286.560] that same night when a group of guys approach him and his friend outside the bar. You look just like +[286.560 --> 292.320] the white mother. Jump my little brother. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you do look +[292.320 --> 297.440] just like the white mother. Jump my little brother. Sixteen. White mother. Jump my little brother. +[297.440 --> 301.360] My heart rate starts beating. I'm going, I don't know where this is going. Another trick you saw +[301.440 --> 305.280] there to make your stories interesting is to act out your characters. Here's another example from +[305.280 --> 314.480] a second later. My buddy who's lit, right? The buck 25 guy who's lit. He goes, 16. How do you have time +[314.480 --> 321.040] to count? Right. And at this moment, let's watch one more quick example. This could have been a +[321.040 --> 325.920] complete non-story, but pay attention to how Matthew tells it. He starts with his emotional journey +[325.920 --> 330.880] and he ends by acting out his past self. For context, this is about sending his director his vision +[330.960 --> 334.480] for the character Dallas and Magic Mike. I write it and I send it to our director Steven Soutobur. +[335.840 --> 339.760] I mean, anticipate. I can't wait to see what he says. I'm kind of nervous, you know? What's he +[339.760 --> 344.160] going to say? I'm going on the right track and he's happy with where I'm going. One day, nothing. +[344.160 --> 350.160] Two days, nothing. Three days, nothing. Four days later, it comes up. There's an email. Oh, there it is. +[351.760 --> 356.000] Actually, I'm in a room. Sending an email and waiting four days to hear back doesn't seem like much +[356.000 --> 359.760] of a story, but if you play your characters and take people on the emotional journey that makes +[359.760 --> 364.160] it story worthy to you, you'll have people captivated. Now, you may feel intimidated to play the +[364.160 --> 368.560] characters in your story after all, most of us aren't professional actors like Matthew, but you don't +[368.560 --> 373.040] need a spot on impression to captivate people. Any change to your speaking cadence and posture will +[373.040 --> 377.040] make your stories more engaging. Listen to the crowd laugh in this next clip when Matthew switches +[377.040 --> 381.440] to playing his mom when she's upset to hear their extending their stay in Greece. Hang on a minute, +[381.440 --> 385.920] hang on a minute, mom. Everyone will get, we got another week. We thought you'd say thank you. She +[385.920 --> 390.160] saw us and she was like, I have to get back to my Pilates class on Tuesday. +[391.600 --> 396.320] And I need to go to my salon to get my nails done. When there aren't characters to play, +[396.320 --> 400.560] there's another trick you can use to keep people captivated. Tell the story with your hands. +[400.560 --> 405.200] I have a lot of cards looking around. My dad sees this old BMX bike and we couldn't afford +[405.200 --> 409.440] a BMX bike. Now, my middle brother had been wanting a BMX motorcycle, but we couldn't afford it. +[409.440 --> 414.000] There's this old CRX 80 over there. And by now, you've probably noticed the last trick for +[414.000 --> 418.240] magnetic storytelling. If you want to hook people, tell your stories in the present tense. Put them +[418.240 --> 422.560] right in your story, experiencing it as it happened. Listen to this quick example where Matthew talks +[422.560 --> 426.560] about getting his part in Angels in the Outfield. He pre-frames, speaks in the present, tells it with +[426.560 --> 433.200] his hands and acts out as character all in less than 30 seconds. I walk in the door. This is a bunch +[433.200 --> 438.640] of funny peculiarities about how I got to be standing here today. I walk in the door with his +[438.720 --> 444.000] back lid. I remember having a American cap on. I was on one of the brothers' lad. I open up the door +[444.000 --> 447.680] with his back lid in the afternoon. Producer is sitting on the couch. He looks up and says, +[447.680 --> 450.800] Hey, look at you! They're all American kids! +[452.000 --> 455.200] You're doing this. He ever played baseballs in 12 years because she got the job! +[459.280 --> 462.720] Now, there's a lot going on in this video and you may be wondering how do you actually remember +[462.720 --> 465.760] all this when you're around other people. 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Either way, I hope you enjoyed this video and I'll see +[548.960 --> 550.960] you in the next one. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_EerVVg832v4.txt b/transcript/comedy_EerVVg832v4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4644a159dbc388f04742f63e4e3d6f287c881575 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_EerVVg832v4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +[0.000 --> 1.000] How's it going Angela? +[1.000 --> 2.000] It's going good. +[2.000 --> 3.000] I'm going to tell you something. +[3.000 --> 4.000] That's... +[4.000 --> 8.040] So a few things you need to know at a Greek event. +[8.040 --> 13.240] If you want to tell someone something, if you want to say you want to tell them something +[13.240 --> 15.440] later on, let that... +[15.440 --> 21.240] If you want to tell them something's good, smash that ass. +[21.240 --> 22.240] Smash it. +[22.240 --> 25.480] You want them to see something but not make it so obvious. +[26.480 --> 32.480] If you want to say a dilemma... +[32.480 --> 35.480] What happened last night? +[35.480 --> 42.480] This is... +[42.480 --> 43.480] What? +[43.480 --> 44.480] We have a... +[44.480 --> 45.480] We have a... +[45.480 --> 46.480] A mixettis. +[46.480 --> 47.480] A mixettis. +[47.480 --> 49.480] A beautiful handsome person. +[49.480 --> 51.480] Bye, look at it. +[51.480 --> 53.480] Oh my God. +[54.480 --> 55.480] A real baba. +[55.480 --> 57.480] They ask a question and then they... +[57.480 --> 60.480] And then they explain what you're going to say to them. +[60.480 --> 63.480] I'm going to tell you where you are. +[63.480 --> 65.480] And then they're going to say I heard, right? +[65.480 --> 66.480] Because they're all talking. +[66.480 --> 67.480] Acusa. +[67.480 --> 69.480] Acusa, cacki. +[69.480 --> 70.480] Acusa. +[70.480 --> 71.480] Ilimonoso. +[71.480 --> 73.480] Ilimonoso. +[73.480 --> 77.480] Greek parents set it up before they murder you. +[77.480 --> 78.480] Yes. +[78.480 --> 79.480] They're going to tell you. +[79.480 --> 80.480] Absolutely. +[80.480 --> 81.480] They set it up. +[81.480 --> 83.480] They interrogate and then they... +[83.480 --> 84.480] The guilty. +[84.480 --> 85.480] Okay. +[85.480 --> 87.480] You're awesome. +[87.480 --> 88.480] You're awesome. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_Fkz71OFBFrY.txt b/transcript/comedy_Fkz71OFBFrY.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b01fef5f66253b18b1485858636389bff6c7ff70 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_Fkz71OFBFrY.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +[0.000 --> 0.840] Philis. +[0.840 --> 3.040] Michael, you make fun of us every day. +[3.040 --> 5.400] Uh, every single day. +[5.400 --> 6.880] You never said anything? +[6.880 --> 8.400] We have countless times. +[8.400 --> 11.960] Well, it is hard to tell the difference between you guys +[11.960 --> 14.160] saying, stop, because I want you to stop +[14.160 --> 15.880] or stop as in, stop. +[15.880 --> 18.120] You're making me laugh so hard. +[18.120 --> 19.960] What you're doing is so funny. +[19.960 --> 21.000] You're on a roll. +[21.000 --> 22.000] I am busing a gut. +[22.000 --> 23.720] Stop. +[23.720 --> 25.120] That's never been the case. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_G0H6eDJFnx0.txt b/transcript/comedy_G0H6eDJFnx0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..206c3fc57c85479f91b1df3a669f806da1ee0939 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_G0H6eDJFnx0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4294 @@ +[0.000 --> 8.000] Who can take a nothing date and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? +[8.000 --> 12.000] Well, it's you girl and you should know it. +[12.000 --> 16.000] With each glance and every little movement you show. +[16.000 --> 19.000] But it's all I know, you do it. +[19.000 --> 23.000] You can have a step, why not you take it? +[23.000 --> 28.000] You're gonna only make it after long. +[31.000 --> 35.000] You're gonna make it after long. +[47.000 --> 51.000] Switches you have no idea what right satisfaction we get from working on your car. +[51.000 --> 54.000] Why don't you wait here and we'll have your car for you in a few minutes. +[54.000 --> 56.000] Thank you. But yeah, any word on my car. +[56.000 --> 58.000] No, they're still trying to put it back together. +[58.000 --> 62.000] You know, the trouble with you is you always wait until something goes wrong before you bring it in. +[62.000 --> 66.000] Why don't you do what your friend does? She brings it in every 3,000 miles. +[66.000 --> 70.000] She takes care of her car like she takes care of herself. +[70.000 --> 74.000] You should take care of your car like she takes care of herself. +[77.000 --> 81.000] Why do I have the terrible feeling he's gonna have my body recalled? +[81.000 --> 84.000] There is it. They always make that kind of fuss over me. +[84.000 --> 88.000] Oh, it's better than sitting in the back of the shop on a greasy tin gallon drum. +[88.000 --> 90.000] That's where they put me when I'm not with you. +[90.000 --> 92.000] I'm just right up here either. +[92.000 --> 96.000] I mean, do you ever notice how they always aim you right at the new cars? +[96.000 --> 99.000] I think they do it just to tease you. +[99.000 --> 102.000] I wrote it still here. +[102.000 --> 104.000] I love this little beauty. +[104.000 --> 107.000] Yeah, it really is gorgeous, man. +[107.000 --> 109.000] Look how it stays at you. +[109.000 --> 112.000] Those big, soulful headlines. +[112.000 --> 114.000] You know, you can almost hear it saying, +[114.000 --> 116.000] I love you. Take me home. +[116.000 --> 118.000] I want to. I want to. +[118.000 --> 120.000] But I can't. Too much, huh? +[120.000 --> 122.000] Oh, it has to be. +[122.000 --> 124.000] Mary, you mean you haven't even looked? +[124.000 --> 127.000] No, look at the frame. If I can't have it, why look? +[127.000 --> 130.000] If I felt that way, I'd never go to a Paul Newman movie. +[132.000 --> 133.000] Woo! +[133.000 --> 136.000] Well, at least get behind the wheel, man. +[136.000 --> 138.000] Okay, I will. +[142.000 --> 144.000] Oh, Rhoda. +[144.000 --> 146.000] I got to say that two of you look terrific together. +[146.000 --> 148.000] I feel a little ridiculous. +[148.000 --> 150.000] I mean, what do I do now that I'm in back of the wheel? +[150.000 --> 151.000] I don't know. +[151.000 --> 153.000] Make engine noises. +[153.000 --> 156.000] Brum brum. +[156.000 --> 158.000] Brum brum. +[158.000 --> 160.000] Brum brum. +[160.000 --> 163.000] Brum brum. +[163.000 --> 165.000] Good job for that school crossing. +[165.000 --> 168.000] No, I was just looking really good. +[168.000 --> 171.000] My car is being serviced and I'm just whiling away the time. +[171.000 --> 173.000] If you need me, I'll be over there. +[173.000 --> 175.000] Good, good, thank you. +[175.000 --> 178.000] Boy, cross-bales have been really out pushy, aren't they? +[178.000 --> 180.000] Well, your car's ready, Miss Richards. +[180.000 --> 181.000] Oh, thank you. +[181.000 --> 183.000] Here's your bill. You can pay the cashier on the way out. +[183.000 --> 184.000] Nice. +[184.000 --> 185.000] Uh, let's miss Richards. +[185.000 --> 187.000] It's one of the boys who worked on the car. +[187.000 --> 189.000] You know, I heard me talk about you all week. +[189.000 --> 192.000] Well, I want to meet you. Bob and Charlie. +[193.000 --> 195.000] Come on, you guys. Come on out here. +[195.000 --> 197.000] Come on. +[197.000 --> 199.000] Just don't touch anything. +[199.000 --> 200.000] Miss Richards, Bob. +[200.000 --> 201.000] How do you do? +[201.000 --> 203.000] Oh, let me wipe my hand. +[203.000 --> 205.000] Incredible. +[205.000 --> 207.000] 60,000 miles and you can eat up your carburetor. +[207.000 --> 208.000] Thank you. +[208.000 --> 210.000] Miss Richards, Charlie. +[210.000 --> 211.000] Hi. +[211.000 --> 214.000] You don't know, lady. You just don't know. +[214.000 --> 216.000] Nice to see you, fellas, again. +[216.000 --> 219.000] I had the 65-falk and you've been working on for three weeks. +[219.000 --> 220.000] What color? +[220.000 --> 222.000] Sort of green over rust. +[222.000 --> 223.000] Oh, that car needs a lot of work. +[223.000 --> 227.000] Yeah, and that candy bar underneath the front seat isn't in such good shape either. +[228.000 --> 232.000] Well, I think most people think of their cause as transportation. +[232.000 --> 234.000] I think a mine is a big purse on wheels. +[240.000 --> 242.000] You're welcome on in. +[243.000 --> 244.000] You read it, Mayor. +[244.000 --> 246.000] You're revived African Violet. +[246.000 --> 249.000] Oh, Florida. You brought it back to life. +[249.000 --> 253.000] Yeah, consider myself the Catherine Coleman of African Violets. +[254.000 --> 257.000] I had completely given up on this. +[257.000 --> 259.000] You know, you're really incredible. +[259.000 --> 261.000] Oh, no. It's the thing I have. +[261.000 --> 264.000] Rotomorgan's there in the incredible plant, lady. +[264.000 --> 266.000] Hey, what did I do wrong? +[266.000 --> 268.000] Mary, a plant knows what... +[270.000 --> 272.000] A plant knows. +[272.000 --> 274.000] When it's being taken for granted. +[274.000 --> 277.000] Maybe to share your feelings with it, talk to it more. +[277.000 --> 281.000] Well, it certainly does look like a good little listener. +[281.000 --> 282.000] I'll try it. +[282.000 --> 284.000] What are you doing, kid? +[284.000 --> 287.000] Oh, I'm just trying to figure out whether or not I can afford that new car. +[287.000 --> 288.000] And I... +[288.000 --> 290.000] Well, I found out I just barely can. +[290.000 --> 291.000] Now, we need somebody to talk me out of it. +[291.000 --> 293.000] Rotor, talk me out of it. +[293.000 --> 294.000] Sure. +[294.000 --> 295.000] You can't buy that car. +[295.000 --> 296.000] Why? +[296.000 --> 298.000] Because one, your car was in perfect shape. +[298.000 --> 302.000] Two, what do you care if people see you driving a slightly old car? +[302.000 --> 305.000] Three, a convertible in Minneapolis and Winter is ridiculous. +[305.000 --> 307.000] You're absolutely right. +[307.000 --> 308.000] Not necessarily. +[309.000 --> 310.000] Why? +[310.000 --> 313.000] Because one, your old, he can't last much longer. +[313.000 --> 316.000] Two, you cannot be seen driving that old clonka. +[316.000 --> 321.000] Three, a convertible in Minneapolis and Summer is wonderful. +[321.000 --> 322.000] That's absolutely amazing. +[322.000 --> 325.000] You can argue both sides of the issue with such conviction. +[325.000 --> 326.000] Yeah. +[326.000 --> 328.000] You should hear me out next to me. +[328.000 --> 330.000] So, what do you think, man? +[330.000 --> 333.000] You're going to buy the car and you're not going to buy the car. +[333.000 --> 336.000] I think I'm going to buy it. +[336.000 --> 337.000] Good. +[337.000 --> 339.000] What do you say to all that money for anyway? +[339.000 --> 340.000] Right. +[340.000 --> 341.000] Wait. +[341.000 --> 343.000] You want to give me the other side on that one? +[343.000 --> 345.000] You're saving your money so if you lose your job, +[345.000 --> 347.000] you won't have to move back into your parents. +[347.000 --> 352.000] And sleep in a room with star book dolls and penets on the walls at the age of 32. +[352.000 --> 355.000] So, who needs a new car? +[355.000 --> 357.000] Anyway, mine will probably last forever. +[357.000 --> 360.000] Well, then you think you won't buy a new one? +[360.000 --> 362.000] Yeah, I don't think I will. +[362.000 --> 363.000] You sure? +[363.000 --> 364.000] I'm sure. +[365.000 --> 367.000] Then, Mary, there's something I want to talk to you about. +[367.000 --> 368.000] Okay. +[368.000 --> 369.000] Uh, not here. +[369.000 --> 370.000] Come on up in my place. +[370.000 --> 371.000] Why not? +[371.000 --> 375.000] I have a horse and a creep in Charlie. +[375.000 --> 377.000] I don't want to leave them alone together. +[383.000 --> 385.000] Oh, Rhoda! +[385.000 --> 389.000] Welcome to Morgan's sterne's home for wayward plants. +[389.000 --> 391.000] This is unbelievable. +[391.000 --> 392.000] I know. +[392.000 --> 394.000] Oh, Rhoda, they're just beautiful. +[394.000 --> 395.000] Oh, like it. +[395.000 --> 399.000] Oh, and look at these funny containers you're using as platters. +[399.000 --> 400.000] Yeah. +[400.000 --> 401.000] Hey, you know something. +[401.000 --> 402.000] You really are talented. +[402.000 --> 403.000] Oh, thanks, kid. +[403.000 --> 405.000] Do you hope it's not too warm in here for you? +[405.000 --> 407.000] Yeah, it is kind of human, isn't it? +[407.000 --> 408.000] I know. +[408.000 --> 410.000] But they like it that way. +[410.000 --> 412.000] They need the warmth, Mayor. +[412.000 --> 415.000] You know, they're just like people. +[415.000 --> 417.000] Little green people. +[417.000 --> 418.000] Oh, man. +[418.000 --> 421.000] As a matter of fact, I'm embarrassed to get interested +[421.000 --> 422.000] out of this character. +[422.000 --> 423.000] That's not that. +[423.000 --> 427.000] Rhoda, you're not getting weird, are you? +[427.000 --> 428.000] What? +[428.000 --> 431.000] I mean, you know, like little old ladies with hundreds of caps. +[431.000 --> 433.000] Oh, it'll be silly. +[433.000 --> 438.000] Though, last night, Mayor, I'm not sure about this. +[438.000 --> 441.000] But I think I experienced photosynthesis. +[441.000 --> 442.000] Aha. +[442.000 --> 445.000] Now that I got you in a good mood, sit down. +[445.000 --> 446.000] Oh, I'm a... +[446.000 --> 447.000] Oh. +[447.000 --> 450.000] Oh, I'm a Mayor. +[450.000 --> 452.000] Oh, believe it or not, this is hard. +[452.000 --> 453.000] What's hard? +[453.000 --> 454.000] Asking for money. +[454.000 --> 456.000] You borrow money from me all the time. +[456.000 --> 459.000] That's just five, ten, you know, little stuff. +[459.000 --> 461.000] This is something big. +[461.000 --> 463.000] Big? +[463.000 --> 467.000] Mary, it all started when I did that garden window down at Hempels. +[467.000 --> 468.000] Oh, yeah, I saw that. +[468.000 --> 469.000] It was beautiful. +[469.000 --> 470.000] Thank you. +[470.000 --> 474.000] Anyway, since then, a lot of people at the store, including Mrs. Hempel herself, +[474.000 --> 477.000] whose taste is so good she doesn't even sharpen her own store. +[477.000 --> 480.000] They've ordered plants and plant isn't... +[480.000 --> 482.000] Well, just look for yourself. I can't keep up with it. +[482.000 --> 484.000] There seems to be doing okay. +[484.000 --> 486.000] Oh, Mary, but it's showdown time. +[486.000 --> 487.000] Something's got to go. +[487.000 --> 488.000] Me or the plants. +[488.000 --> 492.000] Well, is it can you find some kind of a place for them? +[492.000 --> 493.000] I did. +[493.000 --> 494.000] An empty store. +[494.000 --> 496.000] But then I got to thank you, Mary. +[496.000 --> 500.000] As long as I got the store, why don't I make it into a plant boutique? +[500.000 --> 504.000] You know, with a name like, Road is Dendran. +[505.000 --> 507.000] No, I'm not gonna. +[507.000 --> 510.000] I think there's a sensational idea, you do? +[510.000 --> 511.000] I really do. +[511.000 --> 513.000] Mary, let's see, the thing is I need rent money. +[513.000 --> 515.000] I need to stock more plants and things. +[515.000 --> 517.000] Road, I will lend you the money. +[517.000 --> 519.000] Oh, Mary, you are what a friend. +[519.000 --> 520.000] You don't even know how much I need. +[520.000 --> 521.000] Thanks. +[521.000 --> 523.000] Well, how much do you need? +[523.000 --> 525.000] $995. +[525.000 --> 527.000] $995. +[527.000 --> 529.000] How come not a thousand? +[529.000 --> 533.000] Well, $995 sounds like so much less than a thousand. +[533.000 --> 536.000] I get the fire from somebody else. +[536.000 --> 537.000] Okay. +[537.000 --> 538.000] Oh, great. +[538.000 --> 541.000] And listen, I'm not even gonna feel guilty about this loan, +[541.000 --> 543.000] because I know I can get it back to you in a hurry. +[543.000 --> 544.000] Ah, don't worry. +[544.000 --> 546.000] Really, in three weeks, absolutely. +[546.000 --> 548.000] I mean, four weeks the outside. +[548.000 --> 550.000] And this, I promise you. +[550.000 --> 552.000] Five weeks maximum. +[554.000 --> 557.000] Come on in, George Ed. It's open. +[557.000 --> 558.000] Hi. +[558.000 --> 559.000] Hi, George Ed. +[559.000 --> 560.000] Hi, George Ed. +[560.000 --> 561.000] Hi, George Ed. +[561.000 --> 562.000] Hi, George Ed. +[562.000 --> 563.000] Oh, no. +[563.000 --> 564.000] Oh, no. +[564.000 --> 568.000] These plants are absolutely beautiful. +[568.000 --> 572.000] Have you ever thought of putting your guy-given talent to use? +[572.000 --> 573.000] Sure, I see. +[573.000 --> 575.000] You could make a bundle. +[575.000 --> 578.000] You really should go into business for yourself. +[578.000 --> 579.000] George Ed, it's okay. +[579.000 --> 580.000] That was great. +[580.000 --> 582.000] But Mary already loaned me the money. +[582.000 --> 584.000] Yeah, she was supposed to be my clinch. +[584.000 --> 586.000] Oh, please. +[586.000 --> 591.000] I can work in the plant shop with her if she can get $1,000. +[591.000 --> 592.000] Did you get it? +[592.000 --> 593.000] Can you loan me five? +[593.000 --> 594.000] Sure. +[594.000 --> 595.000] I got it. +[595.000 --> 597.000] Hey, this is George Ed. +[607.000 --> 608.000] Ah, morning, Mary. +[608.000 --> 610.000] Hurry, what are you doing here so early? +[610.000 --> 612.000] Oh, I had some stuff to catch up on. +[612.000 --> 613.000] What about you? +[613.000 --> 617.000] Oh, well, I woke up early and I didn't feel like having any breakfast +[617.000 --> 621.000] so I thought I'd just come in and have a cup of hot coffee and a breakfast +[621.000 --> 624.000] roll and just relax and read the paper. +[624.000 --> 626.000] It's a nice thought. +[626.000 --> 627.000] It smells so good. +[627.000 --> 629.000] My sweet roll is still warm, too. +[629.000 --> 630.000] Mary? +[630.000 --> 633.000] Mr. Grant, you're here, too? +[633.000 --> 636.000] Mary, I've got a nine o'clock programming meeting upstairs. +[636.000 --> 639.000] And I can't make head or tail out of these notes you took on Friday. +[639.000 --> 641.000] Untangle them for me. +[641.000 --> 644.000] Then get up the ratings, book and figure out what our average rating was +[644.000 --> 645.000] for you. +[645.000 --> 646.000] That's pretty much. +[646.000 --> 651.000] Can I have a bite of that? +[651.000 --> 654.000] Mmm. +[654.000 --> 659.000] Boy, that's good. +[659.000 --> 661.000] Are you going? +[661.000 --> 662.000] No, go ahead, take it. +[662.000 --> 664.000] I didn't want it anyway. +[664.000 --> 667.000] No, I had a big breakfast. +[667.000 --> 668.000] Go ahead, take it. +[668.000 --> 669.000] You sure? +[669.000 --> 670.000] Take it. +[670.000 --> 671.000] Thanks. +[671.000 --> 672.000] You won't regret it. +[672.000 --> 673.000] Newsroom? +[673.000 --> 674.000] All right, rotor. +[674.000 --> 676.000] No, no, I didn't forget. +[676.000 --> 678.000] I'm going over to the bank of noon. +[678.000 --> 682.000] Listen, you want it in cash or is my personal check okay? +[682.000 --> 684.000] You want a certified check? +[684.000 --> 685.000] Okay. +[685.000 --> 686.000] You're fine. +[686.000 --> 689.000] You can pick it up anytime during lunch. +[689.000 --> 691.000] Right, bye-bye. +[691.000 --> 692.000] Sorry. +[692.000 --> 693.000] I'm late. +[693.000 --> 694.000] I'm late. +[694.000 --> 695.000] I'm late. +[695.000 --> 696.000] I'm late. +[696.000 --> 697.000] I'm late. +[697.000 --> 698.000] I'm late. +[698.000 --> 699.000] I'm late. +[699.000 --> 700.000] I'm late. +[700.000 --> 701.000] I'm late. +[701.000 --> 702.000] Sorry. +[702.000 --> 703.000] Sorry, old man. +[703.000 --> 704.000] Fault? +[704.000 --> 705.000] What's my fault? +[705.000 --> 708.000] Ted, what are you doing wandering loose at this hour? +[708.000 --> 712.000] A man practically yanked me out of my bed this morning. +[712.000 --> 714.000] Maybe to give my free rental car back. +[714.000 --> 715.000] Your rental car? +[715.000 --> 718.000] That's the one that George had let's me use. +[718.000 --> 720.000] Last night she gave up her rental car job. +[720.000 --> 722.000] Go to work for your friend, Roda. +[722.000 --> 723.000] Uh-huh. +[723.000 --> 725.000] Now I understand. +[725.000 --> 728.000] You're Roda. +[728.000 --> 730.000] No, I didn't forget. +[730.000 --> 733.000] I talked to you a few minutes ago. +[733.000 --> 736.000] Oh, uh, how much more? +[736.000 --> 739.000] Three hundred dollars? +[739.000 --> 744.000] Well, let's see, that would bring it to, uh, 1295. +[744.000 --> 746.000] No, no, no. It's okay. +[746.000 --> 747.000] No, really. +[747.000 --> 749.000] It'll be fine. +[749.000 --> 751.000] Okay, bye. +[751.000 --> 753.000] Well, it's hard for me to say no. +[753.000 --> 754.000] Say, Mary. +[754.000 --> 755.000] No. +[756.000 --> 760.000] Ms. Richards, how nice to meet you. +[760.000 --> 762.000] Thank you, Miss Adams. +[762.000 --> 764.000] Oh, please call me in and have a seat. +[764.000 --> 765.000] Oh, thank you, Ann. +[765.000 --> 766.000] Do you mind if I call you, Mary? +[766.000 --> 768.000] Oh, no, no, please. +[768.000 --> 769.000] Oh, good. +[769.000 --> 771.000] You know, Mary, I always had this image of bank officers +[771.000 --> 775.000] as a bunch of cigar smoking stuffy conservative old men. +[775.000 --> 778.000] And I swore if I ever became one of those people, +[778.000 --> 782.000] I would never forget to be the only one who could walk out of this house. +[782.000 --> 786.400] to vote men. And I swore if I ever became one I tried to spell that image. +[786.400 --> 791.880] Oh, well, you certainly don't look like a stuffy old man to me. Of course, after dinner, +[791.880 --> 799.640] I do like a good cigar, but now, Mary, how can I help you? Yes, well, I have some money +[799.640 --> 803.800] in a savings account here and I would like to withdraw it. But the teller told me that +[803.800 --> 807.960] I had to see you. Well, that's right. You do have to see me. You see, Mary, the very +[807.960 --> 814.760] nature of a time deposit is that you agreed to keep money in there for a specified time. +[814.760 --> 821.440] And the time isn't up yet. Is it, Mary? Oh, well, no. And I realize that. But you see +[821.440 --> 828.520] something came up and I want the money. No. Well, it's just not quite that simple, Mary. +[828.520 --> 832.840] You see, on this type of account, there are only two conditions where withdrawal is allowed +[832.840 --> 839.840] to be made. Yes. It's poverty. Poverty? No. Oh, that's too bad. +[839.840 --> 850.640] Or an emergency. How about an emergency situation? Is this an emergency situation? Yes. Good. +[850.640 --> 855.240] What is the emergency? I don't want to tell you. Oh, no, you have to tell me, Mary. You want +[855.240 --> 859.920] the money. You have to tell me. Yes, but it's my money. No, not right now. It isn't +[859.920 --> 866.160] Mary. It's our money. Yes, just wait a minute, please. No. Look, I am standing here fighting +[866.160 --> 872.120] to get my money out of your bank and you are telling me that I can't. Mary, please just +[872.120 --> 879.120] sit down and try to understand me. No. Just sit down and sit down and sit down. Oh, Mary. +[879.120 --> 888.720] When you opened your rainy day time deposit account, you made a promise to us that's just +[888.720 --> 895.720] like you'd make a promise to a friend. Right. Exactly. I promised my money to a friend. +[895.720 --> 904.720] Yes, but we have your promise to us in writing. Please give me my money. Mary, I mean, I'd like +[904.720 --> 908.720] to. You know, I have one of these accounts too and even if I wanted to get my money out, +[908.720 --> 916.480] I couldn't. Okay, I could, but you know, everybody here likes me. You make like we know you. +[916.480 --> 923.480] Mary, Mary, this is not my foot. Mary, please. Mary, please. Mary, don't turn away. Mary, +[923.480 --> 930.480] please, Mary, I just thought of a way we can get you the money you need. You do? Yes, I do. +[930.480 --> 935.480] Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, welcome. You're welcome. Sorry, things got a little crazy. +[935.480 --> 941.480] Well, you gotta look at that. That's all. Do you think I can have the money now? Yes, I do. Just +[941.480 --> 948.480] as soon as you fill out this loan application. Don't be grumpy, Mary. Thanks, I see you too. +[948.480 --> 960.480] You want to grab a fast lunch, Mary? Oh, thanks, Mary, but I can't. Road to a barred my car to pick up some plants +[960.480 --> 966.480] and she's bringing it back at lunch. How's that business of her going? Well, she said it's just booming. +[966.480 --> 972.480] She's taken Georgia down full time now. She'll pay her back yet? Well, no. +[972.480 --> 979.480] No, it's been about a month, hasn't it? Oh, no, it hasn't been a month. Oh, I thought it was about a month. No, it hasn't been a month. +[979.480 --> 990.480] How long is it paying? Six and a half weeks. Oh, look, Mary, you know how small businesses, they're tricky. Sometimes it just looks like you're making a profit. +[990.480 --> 1000.480] Oh, right, I'm sure it's something like that. What did you think it at least of the mentioned it? I mean, you know, that's a lot of money. +[1000.480 --> 1004.480] $1295. +[1014.480 --> 1018.480] What are you so happy about, Ted? Road to discave Georgia to big grades? +[1019.480 --> 1029.480] Oh, really? She's so cute. You know what she wants to do? She wants to come and take me to lunch. You know what? I'm just going to let her. +[1029.480 --> 1036.480] Gee, what a surprise. Well, it's what the woman's movements all about, isn't it? +[1038.480 --> 1040.480] Oh, hi, Georgia. Hi. +[1041.480 --> 1046.480] Is this for me? It's for Mr. Grant. He's always so nice to me. +[1046.480 --> 1052.480] Of course he's nice to you. That's because you go out with his anchor man. Does mean you have to buy him anything. +[1052.480 --> 1054.480] Hi. +[1054.480 --> 1060.480] Surprise, surprise. The plant lady's here. Oh, hi, Georgia. How are you? +[1060.480 --> 1067.480] Fine, thank you. I brought you this plant. Oh, well, thank you. +[1067.480 --> 1072.480] It's called a prayer plant. But don't worry, it's non-denominational. +[1076.480 --> 1079.480] I'll try and hunt the swer in front of it. +[1079.480 --> 1084.480] Now where should we put it? How about our Mary's desk? +[1084.480 --> 1087.480] Oh, no, it's especially for you. +[1087.480 --> 1094.480] Oh, well, look, Georgia, I'm not too good with plants. +[1094.480 --> 1096.480] What? +[1096.480 --> 1101.480] Well, you see, when I was a kid, I had a plant. +[1104.480 --> 1114.480] I love that plant. I don't even know why I got it. I just saw it, and I knew I had to have it. +[1114.480 --> 1121.480] I spent a whole month's allowance on it. There one day had died on me. Just died on me. +[1122.480 --> 1128.480] Welting leaves, dropping dead on me. I'm not going to go through that again. +[1128.480 --> 1132.480] How about a bicycle? +[1132.480 --> 1134.480] That'd be nice. +[1134.480 --> 1138.480] Okay, I'll bring you by tomorrow. +[1138.480 --> 1142.480] Hello, Georgia. I'm ready to have you take me to lunch. +[1142.480 --> 1147.480] Keep me the money and the car, because it'll look funny if they see you pay. +[1148.480 --> 1150.480] Oh, my Georgia. +[1150.480 --> 1156.480] Hi, Mary. Here's for loading me. If you want plant pellets, just whistle. +[1156.480 --> 1159.480] Okay. +[1159.480 --> 1161.480] Hello, Mary. +[1161.480 --> 1165.480] Well, well, well. Looks like you've been shopping. +[1165.480 --> 1170.480] Oh, have I. You know, Mary, I always thought it was a big way to spend a lot of clothes. +[1170.480 --> 1173.480] But now that I'm in the money, it's kind of fun. I got it with me. +[1173.480 --> 1175.480] Oh, yeah, is it? +[1175.480 --> 1177.480] Uh-huh. You know what I did today? +[1177.480 --> 1183.480] Forfeild a lifelong dream. I walked into a chic dress shop, picked out my favorite dress in the place, +[1183.480 --> 1186.480] and I bought it without even looking at the price. +[1186.480 --> 1188.480] Wow. How much was it? +[1188.480 --> 1190.480] $9.99. +[1190.480 --> 1193.480] Which goes to show you how crummy my taste is. +[1193.480 --> 1195.480] Here's your car keys. +[1195.480 --> 1196.480] Oh, thank you. +[1196.480 --> 1199.480] I hate to tell you this, Mayor, but your car is running terrible. +[1199.480 --> 1201.480] Well, that's funny. It was running fine yesterday. +[1201.480 --> 1204.480] Maybe you shouldn't let me drive it. It probably thought it was mine. It started acting up. +[1205.480 --> 1208.480] I wonder if I'd time to run it into the shop and have him take a look at it. +[1208.480 --> 1210.480] I would make the time, if I were you. Really? +[1210.480 --> 1213.480] I mean, take it from an expert. When these old cars start to go, +[1213.480 --> 1216.480] you have to swing a net under them to catch the parts. +[1216.480 --> 1219.480] You know, this is really sort of typical, isn't it? +[1219.480 --> 1223.480] I mean, if this had happened six and a half weeks ago, you know, +[1223.480 --> 1225.480] I probably would have bought that new car. +[1225.480 --> 1228.480] And now that I don't have the money, +[1228.480 --> 1231.480] well, if you don't have the money, you don't have the money. +[1232.480 --> 1233.480] Thanks, Mayor. +[1234.480 --> 1235.480] Ah! +[1240.480 --> 1242.480] How long do you think it'll take to find out what's wrong? +[1242.480 --> 1244.480] obstruct the boys looking at it now. +[1244.480 --> 1247.480] Somehow, you all feel like we've let you down. +[1247.480 --> 1249.480] Oh, no, no.achteil, don't feel that way. +[1249.480 --> 1250.480] No. No. No. No, no. Please don't feel that way. +[1250.480 --> 1251.480] Come on, it's not your fault. +[1251.480 --> 1252.480] I better take a look myself. +[1252.480 --> 1255.480] Come on, you guys. Put hanging around. +[1255.480 --> 1256.480] Come on, Mayor. +[1256.480 --> 1259.480] Hey, look. Let me check your car. +[1259.480 --> 1263.480] Oh, yeah. It's the same model. It's just a different color. +[1263.480 --> 1266.480] Yeah, boy, what a great set of wheels. +[1266.480 --> 1269.480] This one's a little more expensive, because it's a deluxe. +[1269.480 --> 1272.480] Yeah, honey, no. Well, if it costs more, it must be the deluxe. +[1272.480 --> 1273.480] Okay. +[1273.480 --> 1275.480] Boy, do I love this car? +[1275.480 --> 1277.480] But I hate yellow. +[1277.480 --> 1279.480] Hate yellow? Oh, my lord. +[1280.480 --> 1282.480] Oh, what are you, a big yellow fan? +[1282.480 --> 1285.480] Meery, in other money, I owe you? +[1285.480 --> 1287.480] Yeah. Well, I thought I would be sort of boring. +[1287.480 --> 1289.480] Doll, to give you back the money. +[1289.480 --> 1292.480] So, knowing you wanted a new car, +[1292.480 --> 1296.480] I took that money, added to it a little extra for interest. +[1296.480 --> 1299.480] And put a down payment on this yellow car. +[1299.480 --> 1301.480] Yes, Mary, yes. +[1301.480 --> 1304.480] The car you love and the color you hate is yours. +[1304.480 --> 1307.480] What? Yeah, yours. +[1307.480 --> 1310.480] Get inside. It doesn't look so yellow from in there. +[1310.480 --> 1311.480] Why? +[1311.480 --> 1314.480] Wait, wait, I didn't see Mary's face. +[1314.480 --> 1316.480] Mary, let me see your face. +[1316.480 --> 1319.480] Was that the look she had on her face? +[1319.480 --> 1321.480] Yep. Still there. +[1322.480 --> 1325.480] I'll get in, Mary. Come on, George. Let's all get in. +[1325.480 --> 1328.480] There are a few laps around the showroom. +[1328.480 --> 1330.480] You really think it was pushing me? +[1330.480 --> 1333.480] Yeah. To go and get something so big. +[1333.480 --> 1336.480] Without asking you first, it was pushing. +[1336.480 --> 1338.480] That's one of the reasons I like doing it. +[1338.480 --> 1339.480] No, no. +[1339.480 --> 1341.480] You really hate yellow, huh? +[1341.480 --> 1344.480] Well, yellowed. I should have remembered how indifferent you were +[1344.480 --> 1346.480] to that canary I had. +[1346.480 --> 1348.480] Oh, no. It's okay. +[1348.480 --> 1351.480] That's not one great thing I do for someone in my life. +[1351.480 --> 1352.480] Oh, I lost it up. +[1352.480 --> 1354.480] Hey, well, you're stop carrying on. +[1354.480 --> 1356.480] I think it's terrific what you did. +[1356.480 --> 1358.480] I even got them to throw in an air conditioner. +[1358.480 --> 1361.480] And it taped it. Mary, you have no idea. +[1361.480 --> 1364.480] The fantastic deal. I got you on this car. +[1364.480 --> 1365.480] I love yellow. +[1365.480 --> 1367.480] Yellow is a lovely color, Mary. +[1367.480 --> 1370.480] It's the color of the sun and weed field. +[1370.480 --> 1371.480] Yeah. +[1371.480 --> 1373.480] Tyco and D'Arague pencils. +[1373.480 --> 1377.480] And that would be the lemon. +[1377.480 --> 1379.480] Oops, you shouldn't have said that. +[1379.480 --> 1380.480] Let's see. +[1386.480 --> 1388.480] Anyway, the whole thing was a trick. +[1388.480 --> 1391.480] Just a roadie could get me down there to see my new car. +[1391.480 --> 1393.480] Terrific. What color was it? +[1393.480 --> 1395.480] Sort of golden. +[1395.480 --> 1397.480] Is this Richard's? +[1397.480 --> 1398.480] Yes. +[1398.480 --> 1399.480] Oh, hi. +[1399.480 --> 1401.480] I brought your car. It's down in the parking lot. +[1401.480 --> 1402.480] There's a key. +[1402.480 --> 1403.480] Oh, thank you very much. +[1403.480 --> 1405.480] Gina can hardly wait to get off work. +[1406.480 --> 1408.480] What are you, a secretary here? +[1408.480 --> 1410.480] Oh, no. I'm an associate producer. +[1410.480 --> 1412.480] Well, I guess I can't go out with you then, +[1412.480 --> 1414.480] because I'm just a mechanic. +[1414.480 --> 1416.480] Hey, kid. +[1416.480 --> 1418.480] Come here. +[1418.480 --> 1420.480] Hi. +[1420.480 --> 1422.480] My son-in-law is a mechanic. +[1422.480 --> 1426.480] No, I just met you, so I don't want to get too hot with you. +[1426.480 --> 1429.480] But if my daughter isn't too good for a mechanic, +[1429.480 --> 1432.480] then she isn't too good for a mechanic. +[1432.480 --> 1434.480] I don't want to argue about it. +[1434.480 --> 1436.480] I didn't mean anything, but I mean, +[1436.480 --> 1438.480] how often do you see a associate producer +[1438.480 --> 1440.480] going out with mechanics? +[1440.480 --> 1441.480] Hey, young man. +[1443.480 --> 1446.480] I couldn't help overhearing what you just said. +[1446.480 --> 1449.480] Let me just point out to you that in this great land of ours +[1449.480 --> 1451.480] it doesn't matter what you are. +[1451.480 --> 1452.480] That's who you are. +[1455.480 --> 1457.480] The color, white color. +[1457.480 --> 1460.480] Colors of all colors can mingle together. +[1460.480 --> 1462.480] From the lowest mechanic, +[1462.480 --> 1465.480] the most exalted television anchor man, +[1465.480 --> 1468.480] we're all on the same team. +[1471.480 --> 1473.480] That was very staring, Ted. +[1473.480 --> 1477.480] I almost felt like coming battled him of the jerk. +[1481.480 --> 1484.480] Who can take a nothing day +[1484.480 --> 1487.480] and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile +[1487.480 --> 1491.480] Will it you girl and you should know it? +[1491.480 --> 1495.480] With each glance and every little movement you show +[1495.480 --> 1499.480] There's all I know need to wish +[1499.480 --> 1503.480] You can never tell why I hope you take it +[1503.480 --> 1508.480] You're gonna make it after long +[1510.480 --> 1516.480] You're gonna make it after long +[1522.480 --> 1526.480] Well, will you let me know if you hear of anything? +[1526.480 --> 1527.480] Thanks. +[1528.480 --> 1529.480] Morning. +[1529.480 --> 1531.480] Good morning, Lou. +[1531.480 --> 1533.480] I just can't wake up today. +[1533.480 --> 1538.480] Why am I totally out of it until I have my first cup of air? +[1538.480 --> 1540.480] I'll make some, Lou. +[1540.480 --> 1542.480] I'm a... +[1542.480 --> 1544.480] I used to be a news writer. +[1544.480 --> 1547.480] I remember hating it when my boss asked me to do +[1547.480 --> 1550.480] Piddling little things like make coffee. +[1550.480 --> 1553.480] Besides, your coffee stinks. +[1553.480 --> 1555.480] Mr. Grant, I'll make a coffee for you tonight. +[1555.480 --> 1557.480] Oh, Mary, you're an associate producer. +[1557.480 --> 1562.480] Anyway, we got this memo from personnel about how you treat women different +[1562.480 --> 1565.480] Don't give them those crummy little jobs like women are supposed to do. +[1565.480 --> 1568.480] Well, Mr. Grant, I really don't mind making it for you. +[1568.480 --> 1571.480] You see, you don't agree with that memo, do you? +[1571.480 --> 1574.480] Well, I'd sort of suggested it. +[1574.480 --> 1579.480] Mary, you don't have to have memosent to me to get me to respect you. +[1579.480 --> 1582.480] I'm dying for coffee, but I respect you. +[1582.480 --> 1586.480] You really ought to hire something to do those crummy little things like make coffee. +[1586.480 --> 1589.480] Either that or I'll find somebody I don't respect. +[1589.480 --> 1592.480] I got this. +[1592.480 --> 1596.480] And once again, God works a mysterious way. +[1596.480 --> 1600.480] It's good nice thought to start the day, right? +[1600.480 --> 1602.480] Hi, Ted. +[1602.480 --> 1603.480] Hi, Lou. +[1603.480 --> 1607.480] We were wondering if you'd mind making us some coffee. +[1607.480 --> 1610.480] Come on, it's just a gag. +[1610.480 --> 1612.480] Oh. +[1612.480 --> 1614.480] Oh, I get it. +[1614.480 --> 1616.480] You think I think I'm too big to make coffee? +[1616.480 --> 1618.480] You think I'll poo poo the idea? +[1618.480 --> 1623.480] I think I'm too important a person to be seen making your polterly stupid little small potatoes coffee. +[1623.480 --> 1626.480] I'll show you how humble jet bags are getting. +[1626.480 --> 1627.480] I'll show you. +[1627.480 --> 1629.480] I'll make the coffee. +[1629.480 --> 1632.480] How do you make coffee, Mayor? +[1632.480 --> 1633.480] I was probably making tea. +[1633.480 --> 1635.480] Where are the coffee bags? +[1635.480 --> 1638.480] Ah, the coffee bags. +[1638.480 --> 1640.480] No, it's room. +[1640.480 --> 1642.480] Oh, hi. +[1642.480 --> 1645.480] And personnel said no jobs, huh? +[1645.480 --> 1647.480] Okay, thanks anyway. +[1647.480 --> 1649.480] Moonlighting on the side, Mary. +[1649.480 --> 1653.480] No, it's for my daughter trying to find her as soon as she's done it. +[1653.480 --> 1654.480] Mary, Mary? +[1654.480 --> 1657.480] No, it's for my daughter trying to find her as soon as she's done it. +[1657.480 --> 1662.480] Hey, Mary, remember Mr. Grant said that he wanted us to get someone to do things like making coffee? +[1662.480 --> 1664.480] Wouldn't body be just perfect? +[1664.480 --> 1667.480] You know, I was thinking about that too, Mayor, but I didn't want to ask. +[1667.480 --> 1669.480] Hey, that would be terrific. +[1669.480 --> 1672.480] You know, my kids first real job and with their father. +[1672.480 --> 1674.480] We could have lunch together. +[1674.480 --> 1675.480] Hey, Mary, that'd be wonderful. +[1675.480 --> 1676.480] Okay, it's done. +[1676.480 --> 1677.480] No, no, no. +[1677.480 --> 1681.480] I don't want to be one of those fathers who makes things easy for his kid. +[1681.480 --> 1684.480] No, I want you to treat her like anybody else, you know? +[1684.480 --> 1686.480] Interview a lot of kids for the job. +[1686.480 --> 1688.480] Oh, Mary, I don't need to interview anyone else. +[1688.480 --> 1691.480] Mary, I wanted to get the job because she's the best for it. +[1691.480 --> 1695.480] Not because she's my daughter, but just interview a lot of kids for it. +[1695.480 --> 1697.480] Then hire her. +[1697.480 --> 1699.480] No, I'm kidding. +[1699.480 --> 1701.480] Hey, guys, if you're looking for a summary of my coffee, you're on the office. +[1701.480 --> 1703.480] How about my mother? +[1703.480 --> 1705.480] How about your mother? +[1705.480 --> 1708.480] Oh, Mary, it would mean so much to her. +[1708.480 --> 1711.480] To be here in the newsroom? +[1711.480 --> 1713.480] Well, around me. +[1713.480 --> 1715.480] Give her something to live for. +[1715.480 --> 1718.480] Something for an old woman to wake up for in the morning. +[1718.480 --> 1720.480] Kid, I really don't think so. +[1720.480 --> 1722.480] Good she'd have got on my nerves anyway. +[1725.480 --> 1728.480] That's the film library and that's Mr. Grant's office. +[1728.480 --> 1730.480] And I guess that's about it. +[1730.480 --> 1732.480] I hope it's not all too confusing. +[1732.480 --> 1734.480] No, I'll get the hang of it. +[1734.480 --> 1735.480] Okay. +[1735.480 --> 1737.480] Well, why don't we start you out right away? +[1737.480 --> 1739.480] You can make a pot of coffee. +[1739.480 --> 1741.480] Mr. Grant likes his as soon as he gets here. +[1741.480 --> 1743.480] And then maybe you could alphabetize the files. +[1743.480 --> 1744.480] Sure. +[1744.480 --> 1746.480] Well, she doesn't have a desk, man. +[1746.480 --> 1748.480] Shouldn't she have a desk? +[1748.480 --> 1750.480] Well, maybe a little table or something. +[1750.480 --> 1753.480] I don't need a desk, Daddy. +[1753.480 --> 1755.480] Well, well, well. +[1755.480 --> 1757.480] Who is this? +[1757.480 --> 1759.480] Hi, Mr. Baxter. +[1759.480 --> 1762.480] I'm Bonnie Slotter. +[1762.480 --> 1764.480] Good heavens, look at you. +[1764.480 --> 1769.480] But the last time I saw you, you were pretty much the same. +[1769.480 --> 1773.480] Well, but then again, there was only a couple of weeks ago. +[1773.480 --> 1777.480] Daddy, you never told me how much fun Mr. Baxter is to work with. +[1777.480 --> 1780.480] Kid, can I? +[1780.480 --> 1784.480] Anybody gives you any trouble, you just come to Uncle Ted. +[1784.480 --> 1789.480] Bonnie, in no way is that man your uncle. +[1792.480 --> 1793.480] Morning. +[1793.480 --> 1794.480] Morning. +[1794.480 --> 1795.480] Very other editorial, didn't you? +[1795.480 --> 1796.480] Oh, not yet. +[1796.480 --> 1797.480] Oh, Lou. +[1797.480 --> 1799.480] This is my little daughter, Bonnie. +[1799.480 --> 1801.480] Bonnie, this is Mr. Grant. +[1801.480 --> 1802.480] See, Mary hired her to help out. +[1802.480 --> 1806.480] You know, make coffee through the files, things like that. +[1806.480 --> 1807.480] Ah, that's great. +[1807.480 --> 1808.480] We could use it. +[1808.480 --> 1809.480] Glad to meet you, Bonnie. +[1809.480 --> 1810.480] Thank you. +[1810.480 --> 1811.480] Yeah. +[1811.480 --> 1814.480] Hey, Mary, can I talk to you, man? +[1814.480 --> 1816.480] You can have the time. +[1816.480 --> 1818.480] Sure. +[1822.480 --> 1827.480] Let me start off with the most positive attitude I can summon up. +[1827.480 --> 1828.480] No. +[1828.480 --> 1829.480] No? +[1829.480 --> 1830.480] No. +[1830.480 --> 1831.480] No, Bonnie. +[1831.480 --> 1832.480] No, Mary's daughter. +[1832.480 --> 1833.480] No. +[1833.480 --> 1837.480] It's not that I object to you are hiring somebody without asking me. +[1837.480 --> 1838.480] Not at all. +[1838.480 --> 1842.480] What I object to is you're doing something dumb without asking me. +[1842.480 --> 1844.480] Hiring people's daughters is dumb. +[1844.480 --> 1845.480] Well, why is that dumb? +[1845.480 --> 1847.480] Because you can't be yourself around people's daughters. +[1847.480 --> 1849.480] You can't yell at people's daughters. +[1849.480 --> 1853.480] The only thing you can do around people's daughters is go around saying, +[1853.480 --> 1856.480] well, isn't she going to break a few hearts in a couple of years? +[1856.480 --> 1857.480] No. +[1857.480 --> 1859.480] Mr. Grant, she's really a great kid. +[1859.480 --> 1861.480] You can just be yourself. +[1861.480 --> 1862.480] No, I can't. +[1862.480 --> 1863.480] She's a daughter. +[1863.480 --> 1866.480] More specifically, she's Murray's daughter, which means I can't swear, +[1866.480 --> 1868.480] which cuts my vocabulary in half. +[1868.480 --> 1873.480] I'm going to ask you to change your entire way of life. +[1873.480 --> 1876.480] I would just suggest that you could maybe make a minimal effort. +[1876.480 --> 1878.480] I don't want to make a minimal effort. +[1878.480 --> 1880.480] I don't have to make a minimal effort. +[1880.480 --> 1881.480] I'm a boss. +[1881.480 --> 1883.480] I don't even like saying minimal. +[1883.480 --> 1888.480] Well, are you saying that you think Bonnie should go? +[1888.480 --> 1890.480] Murray's daughter. +[1890.480 --> 1895.480] I didn't know I didn't mean that we should let her go. +[1895.480 --> 1900.480] I just meant that she shouldn't work here anymore. +[1900.480 --> 1905.480] Mary, I'm already feeling a strain because there is a word I would like to use, +[1905.480 --> 1908.480] which I can't because she is in the next room. +[1908.480 --> 1910.480] I want to say it so much. +[1910.480 --> 1913.480] I would feel so relaxed if only I could say it. +[1913.480 --> 1916.480] Mr. Grant, look, it's just for this summer, only three months. +[1916.480 --> 1917.480] Ballard ash. +[1920.480 --> 1921.480] That wasn't a word. +[1923.480 --> 1924.480] Mr. Grant. +[1924.480 --> 1927.480] I don't even know what that word means. +[1927.480 --> 1930.480] Mr. Grant, look, it's her first day. +[1930.480 --> 1932.480] Couldn't we just give it a chance? +[1932.480 --> 1933.480] All right. +[1933.480 --> 1934.480] All right. +[1934.480 --> 1935.480] We'll give it a chance. +[1935.480 --> 1940.480] We'll give it a chance until it doesn't work out and then we'll stop. +[1940.480 --> 1941.480] Okay? +[1941.480 --> 1942.480] Okay. +[1943.480 --> 1953.480] Oh, and since this is her first real job, you know, if you could make an effort to be warm to her, +[1953.480 --> 1955.480] it would really be nice. +[1956.480 --> 1962.480] I didn't plan on having to change my personality to get a cup of coffee in the morning, Mary. +[1962.480 --> 1963.480] Well, no, I can't. +[1963.480 --> 1964.480] You did this. +[1964.480 --> 1967.480] Back in the newspaper days, you know what we did when we needed extra help. +[1967.480 --> 1969.480] We hired a wineau. +[1969.480 --> 1972.480] They made great coffee and you don't have to be warm. +[1978.480 --> 1980.480] Murray, where's that editorial? +[1980.480 --> 1982.480] Oh, well, I'll get on it in a minute, Lou. +[1982.480 --> 1985.480] As soon as I finish cleaning up Bonnie's new desk. +[1985.480 --> 1989.480] Murray, the station manager wants to see that editorial by 11. +[1989.480 --> 1991.480] Yeah, well, I got it in my head, and then I just have to type it up. +[1991.480 --> 1994.480] I just want to make this nice and clean for Bonnie before she gets back. +[1994.480 --> 1996.480] Murray, why don't you try doing something nice for me? +[1996.480 --> 2002.480] Sit yourself down and start writing that editorial before I compliment you on what a wonderful job you're doing around here. +[2002.480 --> 2005.480] People have got to break a lot of hearts. +[2005.480 --> 2011.480] Oh, yes, I see. +[2011.480 --> 2015.480] You should have put the minutes and seconds in this column and not in that column. +[2015.480 --> 2017.480] Oh, that's what I did wrong. +[2017.480 --> 2019.480] Look, I'll be doing it for you, honey. +[2019.480 --> 2021.480] I'll go get it out, do it. +[2021.480 --> 2023.480] No, baby, no, take up a few minutes. +[2023.480 --> 2025.480] Good morning, old. +[2025.480 --> 2027.480] Look what I found in the mail room. +[2027.480 --> 2032.480] Well, well, well, is that Bonnie over there? +[2033.480 --> 2034.480] Hi, Bonnie. +[2034.480 --> 2036.480] Bonnie? +[2036.480 --> 2038.480] Hi, Mr. Baxter. +[2038.480 --> 2041.480] Hey, and just what do you think you're doing? +[2041.480 --> 2047.480] He's Rick Welsh, 19 years old, track teen university of Minnesota. +[2047.480 --> 2049.480] I said to myself, Ted Baxter, you old matchmaker. +[2049.480 --> 2052.480] I think you got just a one terrific old match-up. +[2052.480 --> 2055.480] I hope I'm not embarrassing you two kids. +[2055.480 --> 2057.480] Hey, wait a minute. +[2057.480 --> 2059.480] Wait a minute. +[2059.480 --> 2061.480] Listen, she's only 15. +[2061.480 --> 2063.480] Oh, come on, Murr. +[2063.480 --> 2066.480] Nowadays, 15 is practically middle-aged. +[2066.480 --> 2070.480] Bonnie, did you say hello to Rick? +[2070.480 --> 2072.480] Hi, Rick. +[2072.480 --> 2073.480] Hi, Bonnie. +[2073.480 --> 2078.480] Well, well, do I see sparks flying? +[2078.480 --> 2083.480] Rick, how sure Bonnie's not doing anything tonight, and if we all look to wait for a second +[2083.480 --> 2085.480] to let you ask her out, I don't know if you're Bonnie, we'll say yes. +[2085.480 --> 2087.480] What's your Bonnie? +[2087.480 --> 2090.480] Well, I don't know if these are the perfect circumstance. +[2090.480 --> 2094.480] But would you like to go to a movie tonight? +[2094.480 --> 2096.480] Sure, I'd love to. +[2096.480 --> 2099.480] Well, great. I'll pick you up at 8 o'clock. +[2099.480 --> 2103.480] Sparks, old buddy, sparks. +[2103.480 --> 2105.480] Bonnie, you can't come up with that. +[2105.480 --> 2108.480] Daddy, excuse me. He doesn't have the address. +[2108.480 --> 2110.480] I'll be right back. +[2111.480 --> 2115.480] Hey, Murr. It's not that bad. +[2115.480 --> 2117.480] That old guy. +[2117.480 --> 2119.480] Going out with my little girl. +[2119.480 --> 2122.480] Oh, come on. I thought he was a very cute boy. +[2122.480 --> 2126.480] Boy, a cute boy. Mary, he's 19. +[2126.480 --> 2129.480] He's old enough to be a sailor. +[2129.480 --> 2133.480] You know what guys will like when the 19 Mary? +[2134.480 --> 2138.480] Well, when I was 19, well, actually, I was almost 21. +[2138.480 --> 2140.480] But I could have been 19. +[2140.480 --> 2142.480] A couple of days were always so exciting. +[2142.480 --> 2144.480] Don't you think, Mr. Grant? +[2144.480 --> 2146.480] Right, right. +[2146.480 --> 2148.480] Kind of nervous. That's fun. +[2148.480 --> 2150.480] All right, all right. +[2150.480 --> 2152.480] Mary, why are you doing the time sheets? +[2152.480 --> 2155.480] Oh, well, the Bonnie had a little problem, I thought I'd help her out. +[2155.480 --> 2157.480] Oh, fine. +[2157.480 --> 2159.480] Fine. +[2159.480 --> 2161.480] Oh, Mr. Grant. +[2161.480 --> 2164.480] Oh, no. No. It's fine. It's fine. +[2164.480 --> 2166.480] Oh, Mr. Grant. +[2166.480 --> 2169.480] Oh, no. It's fine. +[2169.480 --> 2171.480] It's fine. +[2171.480 --> 2172.480] It's fine. +[2172.480 --> 2174.480] Oh, no. +[2185.480 --> 2189.480] Mr. Grant, I know what you're going to say. +[2189.480 --> 2192.480] Oh, you do? +[2192.480 --> 2198.480] You know that I am going to talk about Murray doing Bonnie's work instead of his own. +[2198.480 --> 2199.480] Yes, Mr. Grant. +[2199.480 --> 2202.480] Well, then, I wonder if you could tell me what I'm going to say now. +[2202.480 --> 2206.480] Oh, probably that Bonnie has to go. +[2206.480 --> 2209.480] That Bonnie has to go, Mary. +[2209.480 --> 2213.480] That's positively uncanny. +[2213.480 --> 2219.480] You and I are developing a nonverbal communication, +[2219.480 --> 2226.480] either to experienced only by certain birds and fish. +[2226.480 --> 2237.480] I wonder, Mr. Grant, if you could make the effort to talk to me without being sarcastic. +[2237.480 --> 2241.480] Was I being sarcastic? +[2241.480 --> 2250.480] Oh, well, how fortunate for me that you are here to point out my little character flaws. +[2250.480 --> 2255.480] Yesterday, I learned to be warm. +[2255.480 --> 2259.480] And today, I learned I'm too sarcastic. +[2259.480 --> 2261.480] I'll be forever in your debt. +[2261.480 --> 2264.480] That's exactly what I am talking about, Mr. Grant. +[2264.480 --> 2268.480] It's very hard for me to stand up to you and say something like that. +[2268.480 --> 2271.480] I'm just not a person who goes around criticizing people. +[2271.480 --> 2276.480] So you must know that when I do say something like that, it's important to me. +[2276.480 --> 2279.480] So now I'm insensitive, too, huh? +[2279.480 --> 2281.480] I'm so glad you happened into my life to point out these things. +[2281.480 --> 2284.480] Forget it, please, forget it, just...all about it, please, forget it. +[2284.480 --> 2286.480] Forget it, really, forget it, forget it. +[2286.480 --> 2290.480] I just think you could say Bonnie has to go. +[2290.480 --> 2292.480] Okay, Bonnie has to go. +[2292.480 --> 2295.480] How can you say that, Mr. Grant? +[2295.480 --> 2297.480] Second day. +[2297.480 --> 2299.480] Come in. +[2299.480 --> 2300.480] Here's your coffee, Mr. Grant. +[2300.480 --> 2302.480] Oh, thank you, Bonnie, here. +[2302.480 --> 2305.480] Excuse me, Bonnie, sweetheart. +[2305.480 --> 2307.480] This isn't my cup. +[2307.480 --> 2308.480] I beg your pardon? +[2308.480 --> 2310.480] No, my cup is brown and has lube ripen on it. +[2310.480 --> 2313.480] Now, oh you, in big white letters, you must have seen it. +[2313.480 --> 2316.480] Oh, yeah. +[2316.480 --> 2320.480] Mr. Grant, I don't know how to tell you this, but I just broke your cup. +[2320.480 --> 2323.480] I'm really sorry. I'll buy you another one. +[2323.480 --> 2326.480] Oh, hey. +[2326.480 --> 2329.480] There's nothing to be sorry about. +[2329.480 --> 2331.480] It's not important, it's just a cup. +[2331.480 --> 2332.480] I'm really sorry. +[2332.480 --> 2335.480] No, no, no, no, no, no. +[2335.480 --> 2338.480] It's not important, oh, it's just a cup. +[2338.480 --> 2343.480] Do you even believe that we're standing here talking about a cup? +[2345.480 --> 2347.480] I love that cup, Mary. +[2351.480 --> 2357.480] No, all right, I will go out and buy you another cup with lube on it just like the old one. +[2357.480 --> 2359.480] No, you can't, Mary. +[2359.480 --> 2364.480] Oh, Mr. Grant, I imagine that somewhere in this city there's another cup just like it. +[2364.480 --> 2367.480] Oh, no, you're being sarcastic, Mary. +[2367.480 --> 2368.480] You are, Mary. +[2368.480 --> 2371.480] You are, and you do it a little howsie. +[2371.480 --> 2374.480] Did you bring a clue, please, just forget what I said about sarcasm? +[2374.480 --> 2376.480] No, about my cup. +[2376.480 --> 2380.480] You can't find me another one like that brown cup, Mary. +[2380.480 --> 2385.480] Because my daughter Sarah made that cup for me in camp when she was 12 years old. +[2385.480 --> 2388.480] I love that cup, Mary. +[2388.480 --> 2391.480] I'm really sorry, Mr. Grant, I didn't know that. +[2391.480 --> 2395.480] Her camp counselor said it was the best cup anybody made. +[2395.480 --> 2399.480] Not just in camp Saginaw, in the world. +[2399.480 --> 2401.480] But it glued to everybody. +[2401.480 --> 2404.480] That even includes the Renaissance artists. +[2404.480 --> 2406.480] Mr. Grant. +[2406.480 --> 2409.480] I had three daughters like that, Mary. +[2409.480 --> 2415.480] Three of them were smart and cute and just adorable to have around. +[2415.480 --> 2418.480] But none of them ever worked in this office, did they? +[2418.480 --> 2421.480] Well, no, Mr. Grant, that's true, they didn't. +[2421.480 --> 2427.480] Uh, Murray has one daughter, one daughter, who's out there now. +[2427.480 --> 2431.480] I trust you want to stand my point, Mary. +[2431.480 --> 2434.480] Uh, she, Mr. Grant, really not sure I do. +[2434.480 --> 2436.480] Murray, that's sarcasm. +[2436.480 --> 2438.480] Oh, is it? +[2444.480 --> 2447.480] Three capping up tonight's news, headlights. +[2447.480 --> 2450.480] That's headlights. +[2451.480 --> 2454.480] Sometimes when people ask me what I do and I want to impress them, +[2454.480 --> 2457.480] I tell them I'm unemployed. +[2465.480 --> 2471.480] Mary, I know that you haven't had time to take care of that little matter we talked about. +[2471.480 --> 2476.480] But I know that as soon as the news is over, you will take care of it. +[2482.480 --> 2486.480] And the Senate is due to vote on it sometime this week. +[2486.480 --> 2490.480] And I will pause to bring you this brief commercial message. +[2493.480 --> 2496.480] What? Why not? +[2497.480 --> 2502.480] Uh, it seems there seems to be a holdup on the commercial message or something. +[2502.480 --> 2508.480] Uh, just, uh, doesn't seem to be here, but I can assure you it isn't my fault. +[2509.480 --> 2512.480] Bonnie! The Bonnie, the film! +[2512.480 --> 2515.480] You, you, you, film! +[2518.480 --> 2521.480] Mary, was that the film? +[2521.480 --> 2523.480] I think she's going to be a little late with it. +[2523.480 --> 2525.480] Come on, Lou, she's just a kid. +[2525.480 --> 2528.480] She's entitled to a little mistake. +[2528.480 --> 2530.480] Come on. +[2530.480 --> 2532.480] Please see what commercial was there. +[2532.480 --> 2536.480] Oh, yes, uh, it was a point about that woman that visits her friend. +[2536.480 --> 2540.480] And, uh, she, uh, goes into the bathroom. +[2540.480 --> 2544.480] She, uh, she notices something funny, a little funny about the water. +[2544.480 --> 2546.480] It's blue. +[2546.480 --> 2550.480] Uh, so she lifts up the top of the tank and guess what she sees? +[2550.480 --> 2554.480] She sees this little man in there standing up in this little robot. +[2554.480 --> 2559.480] And, uh, he's got a captain's head on and he's playing the marockets. +[2559.480 --> 2562.480] And he says, uh, hi, Margaret. +[2562.480 --> 2565.480] Of course, she doesn't answer because she's so surprised. +[2565.480 --> 2569.480] And he proceeds to tell her how she can help Lou water her house. +[2569.480 --> 2573.480] And then he puts the top back on the tank. +[2573.480 --> 2576.480] And, uh, back to the news. +[2579.480 --> 2582.480] Mary, we'll write the sponsor a letter. +[2582.480 --> 2584.480] You'll think of something. +[2584.480 --> 2588.480] And tomorrow, we'll call our lawyers and see if we're liable for anything. +[2588.480 --> 2590.480] Oh, it's just, I'm so sorry. +[2590.480 --> 2591.480] I don't know what happened. +[2591.480 --> 2592.480] No, it's okay, honey. +[2592.480 --> 2597.480] Bonnie, that, that wasn't a good thing to do. +[2597.480 --> 2599.480] It really wasn't. +[2599.480 --> 2603.480] In fact, you've might even say it was a dumb thing to do. +[2603.480 --> 2604.480] I know. +[2604.480 --> 2605.480] Hey, Lou, come on. +[2605.480 --> 2607.480] Come on, that's only a little mistake. +[2607.480 --> 2609.480] Hey, I make mistakes. +[2609.480 --> 2610.480] Mary makes mistakes. +[2610.480 --> 2613.480] Yes, even you make mistakes. +[2613.480 --> 2614.480] Now, look, Mary. +[2614.480 --> 2618.480] Could you help me with something in the supply room? +[2618.480 --> 2621.480] Mary, you will take care of it. +[2621.480 --> 2622.480] Mr. Gray. +[2622.480 --> 2623.480] Mary? +[2623.480 --> 2625.480] Yes, I will take care of it. +[2625.480 --> 2626.480] Good. +[2626.480 --> 2628.480] Hey, what's going on? +[2628.480 --> 2634.480] What did that mean when Mary said she'd take care of it and you said good? +[2634.480 --> 2637.480] It's your daughter, Murray. +[2637.480 --> 2641.480] It's just not working out. +[2641.480 --> 2644.480] I have no idea what you're referring to. +[2644.480 --> 2650.480] Murray, Bonnie, she just not right for the job. +[2651.480 --> 2654.480] Lou, would you say what you said just once more? +[2654.480 --> 2659.480] I said, Bonnie, she's just not right for the job. +[2659.480 --> 2663.480] Okay, would you say that just once more? +[2663.480 --> 2666.480] She's crummy for the job. +[2666.480 --> 2667.480] Hey, Lou, step outside. +[2667.480 --> 2668.480] Oh, very good. +[2668.480 --> 2669.480] Oh, I'm not kidding, Lou. +[2669.480 --> 2670.480] You said my daughter was done. +[2670.480 --> 2671.480] I'll step outside. +[2671.480 --> 2672.480] Hey, hold that. +[2672.480 --> 2673.480] I'll wait a minute. +[2673.480 --> 2674.480] That's not right. +[2674.480 --> 2677.480] Put it on the hanger. +[2677.480 --> 2679.480] I'm not going to put it on the hanger. +[2680.480 --> 2682.480] Murray, is your new jacket? +[2682.480 --> 2683.480] You just bought this jacket. +[2683.480 --> 2684.480] You love this jacket. +[2684.480 --> 2687.480] I have no time for loving jackets now, Lou. +[2687.480 --> 2689.480] No, come on, step outside. +[2689.480 --> 2690.480] What do you mean step outside? +[2690.480 --> 2692.480] We're on the 18th floor. +[2692.480 --> 2695.480] Okay, we'll settle it right here. +[2695.480 --> 2696.480] Come on, right here. +[2696.480 --> 2697.480] Murray, hey, Murray. +[2697.480 --> 2698.480] I'm not going to fight you. +[2698.480 --> 2699.480] Come on, Lou. +[2699.480 --> 2700.480] You've got to fight me. +[2700.480 --> 2701.480] I'm not going to fight you. +[2701.480 --> 2703.480] Hey, Lou, come on. +[2703.480 --> 2704.480] Please. +[2705.480 --> 2706.480] Show me some compassion. +[2706.480 --> 2707.480] I'm upset. +[2708.480 --> 2710.480] Come on, Murray. +[2710.480 --> 2711.480] Come on. +[2711.480 --> 2713.480] Oh, come on, nothing. +[2713.480 --> 2715.480] First you call my daughter, dumb. +[2715.480 --> 2718.480] Now you won't give me the satisfaction of fighting with me, Lou. +[2718.480 --> 2719.480] Hey, Lou. +[2719.480 --> 2721.480] Come on, we're all friends. +[2721.480 --> 2723.480] You should help me out a little bit. +[2726.480 --> 2729.480] Okay, I didn't realize it was that important to you. +[2729.480 --> 2730.480] I'll fight you. +[2734.480 --> 2735.480] I don't want to fight you. +[2737.480 --> 2739.480] Come on, let's go outside. +[2739.480 --> 2740.480] Maybe you'll feel like it. +[2740.480 --> 2742.480] Lou, you're patronizing me again. +[2742.480 --> 2744.480] Murray, I'm not... +[2744.480 --> 2746.480] Hey, Lou, I'd like to wear a safe that commercial. +[2746.480 --> 2747.480] Quick, drink it right. +[2748.480 --> 2751.480] Hey, Murray, your daughter's really lousy things up around here. +[2751.480 --> 2753.480] Okay, Ted, you're next. +[2753.480 --> 2755.480] Lou's first, you're second. +[2755.480 --> 2756.480] Wait a minute. +[2756.480 --> 2758.480] You're first and Lou's second. +[2759.480 --> 2761.480] First, thanks, Murray. +[2761.480 --> 2764.480] It's about time we got a little recognition around here. +[2767.480 --> 2770.480] Murray, I'll see you tomorrow. +[2770.480 --> 2774.480] Oh, no, no. We're going to settle this right here and now. +[2774.480 --> 2778.480] Listen, if it's that important to you, Bonnie can stay. +[2778.480 --> 2781.480] Uh, no, Mr. Granchie can't. I just let her go. +[2781.480 --> 2782.480] You're third. +[2783.480 --> 2786.480] I just came back to say goodbye to everybody. +[2786.480 --> 2787.480] Sorry, it didn't work out. +[2787.480 --> 2789.480] I'll work down. How do you work down? +[2789.480 --> 2792.480] I mean, you can't help but you had an impossible boss to work for. +[2792.480 --> 2793.480] Yeah. +[2793.480 --> 2795.480] Now look, everything is going to be fine. +[2795.480 --> 2797.480] What do you say we have dinner? I'm gonna talk. +[2797.480 --> 2801.480] I can't. I have a date with Rick as a matter of fact, he's waiting outside. +[2801.480 --> 2803.480] Oh, that nice carry. Well, okay, okay. +[2803.480 --> 2804.480] But just don't be home late. +[2804.480 --> 2806.480] And remember, you and I have a date to go shopping on Saturday. +[2806.480 --> 2807.480] Okay. +[2807.480 --> 2809.480] Yeah, and call me if you want a job recommendation. +[2809.480 --> 2810.480] Okay, thanks. +[2810.480 --> 2811.480] Bye, honey. +[2811.480 --> 2812.480] Bye, everybody. +[2812.480 --> 2813.480] Bye, bye. +[2813.480 --> 2816.480] The one who really disappointed me was you. +[2817.480 --> 2819.480] Murray, don't blame me. +[2819.480 --> 2821.480] Don't blame you. Why shouldn't I blame you? +[2821.480 --> 2822.480] You're the one that fired Bonnie. +[2822.480 --> 2824.480] Well, he made me do it. +[2824.480 --> 2828.480] Well, Mr. Graham, I'm tired of always taking it on a chin for you. +[2828.480 --> 2831.480] I felt terrible having to tell that kid she lost her first job. +[2831.480 --> 2833.480] I'm gonna feel badly about it for days. +[2835.480 --> 2838.480] And now I'm gonna feel terrible about what I just said to you. +[2839.480 --> 2841.480] I'm going home now. +[2843.480 --> 2844.480] Good night. +[2849.480 --> 2851.480] Uh, look. +[2852.480 --> 2859.480] Look, Murray, today you're mad, but you'll be over it tomorrow. +[2860.480 --> 2862.480] No, Lou. I don't think so. +[2863.480 --> 2865.480] It's gonna take a long time for me to be over this. +[2865.480 --> 2868.480] No, no, no. You'll see. You'll see. +[2868.480 --> 2873.480] You'll be over this by tomorrow morning. +[2873.480 --> 2874.480] No. +[2882.480 --> 2886.480] Tomorrow afternoon I could probably be over it. +[2886.480 --> 2888.480] About three o'clock. +[2893.480 --> 2896.480] You want to go off for a drink? +[2898.480 --> 2899.480] Tomorrow. +[2912.480 --> 2913.480] Tomorrow. +[2918.480 --> 2922.480] Watching it sip it slowly so you can really taste all the different blends. +[2922.480 --> 2927.480] This is a special mocha blend with watermelon bean and a nicaraguan dark bean. +[2927.480 --> 2931.480] Mostly nicaraguan, but a little touch of watermelon for a body. +[2931.480 --> 2936.480] That, along with my little secret, gives it the deep-fried satisfying flavor. +[2936.480 --> 2938.480] Tastes a lot like tea. +[2938.480 --> 2940.480] That's my secret. +[2942.480 --> 2944.480] So, how's Bonnie doing? +[2944.480 --> 2945.480] Well, terrific. +[2945.480 --> 2947.480] She's got a new job. +[2947.480 --> 2949.480] Working a little coffee shop outside near the school. +[2949.480 --> 2951.480] You know, all the kids hang out there. +[2951.480 --> 2952.480] A lot of boy. +[2952.480 --> 2955.480] Oh, she's gonna break a lot of hearts. +[2955.480 --> 2958.480] Yeah. And a lot of cops. +[2960.480 --> 2963.480] Who can take good nothing day? +[2963.480 --> 2966.480] And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. +[2966.480 --> 2970.480] Well, it's you girl and you should know it. +[2970.480 --> 2974.480] With each glance and every little movement you show. +[2974.480 --> 2978.480] But there's all I know need to waste it. +[2978.480 --> 2982.480] You can have a sound while I hope you take it. +[2982.480 --> 2987.480] You're gonna make it after long. +[2987.480 --> 2990.480] You're gonna make it after long. +[3007.480 --> 3010.480] Yeah, I'm really sorry you missed hand in everybody, Mr. Colwell. +[3010.480 --> 3012.480] Well, that's all right. I'll come back tomorrow. +[3012.480 --> 3014.480] All right, fine. I'll tell them. Bye. +[3015.480 --> 3016.480] Hi, I'm here. +[3016.480 --> 3018.480] Hi. Oh, some messages for you, Maria. +[3018.480 --> 3020.480] You're dandruff. We'll see Friday at 3. +[3020.480 --> 3023.480] Stuart plumbing still hasn't received a check. +[3023.480 --> 3026.480] Marie called. I'm lucky to bring home a jar of mint jelly. +[3026.480 --> 3028.480] She's making lamp. +[3028.480 --> 3031.480] It's hard to believe that somewhere in this great land of ours, +[3031.480 --> 3033.480] somebody has a message that says, +[3033.480 --> 3035.480] Jill St. John called. +[3035.480 --> 3038.480] Come on up to Skings' one job. +[3038.480 --> 3043.480] Hey, Mark, can you ever remember Ted mentioning his father? +[3043.480 --> 3045.480] Can't say that I do. Why? +[3045.480 --> 3047.480] His father called three times today. +[3047.480 --> 3048.480] Any messages? +[3048.480 --> 3051.480] Oh, no, but Mr. Colwell was here to see you and Ted. +[3051.480 --> 3052.480] He said he'd come back tomorrow. +[3052.480 --> 3054.480] Oh, yeah, he's one of the new owners of the station. +[3054.480 --> 3056.480] You mean we've been sold? +[3056.480 --> 3057.480] Yeah, last week. +[3057.480 --> 3060.480] Monroe sold us for $5 million. +[3060.480 --> 3062.480] $5 million? Wow, that's a lot of money. +[3062.480 --> 3065.480] Not to Monroe, he paid $7 million. +[3065.480 --> 3068.480] All right, we bring in last night's program logs. +[3068.480 --> 3070.480] Yes, sir. +[3071.480 --> 3073.480] Anybody wants to make a job with pizza? +[3073.480 --> 3075.480] I hate that people who think myself, +[3075.480 --> 3076.480] everybody want a slice? +[3076.480 --> 3077.480] How much? +[3077.480 --> 3078.480] Half a pocket slice. +[3078.480 --> 3081.480] No, thanks. +[3081.480 --> 3083.480] Hey, Mary, how much of pizza only? +[3083.480 --> 3084.480] 40 cents a slice. +[3084.480 --> 3085.480] Oh, no, thanks, Ted. +[3085.480 --> 3086.480] I can give you one for 35 cents a slice. +[3086.480 --> 3089.480] No, not till they make pizza out of Milba toast and cut his cheese. +[3089.480 --> 3090.480] Oh, hello. +[3090.480 --> 3091.480] Want some hot pizza? +[3091.480 --> 3093.480] Oh, thanks, Ted. That's very nice. +[3093.480 --> 3095.480] Oh, my God. +[3096.480 --> 3101.480] Oh, Ted, your answering service call left some messages for you. +[3101.480 --> 3103.480] Oh, thanks, Mary. +[3103.480 --> 3107.480] Hey, Mary, what does that word say? +[3107.480 --> 3109.480] Father. +[3109.480 --> 3112.480] Father? I don't know any Mr. Father. +[3112.480 --> 3114.480] No, no, Ted not Mr. Father. +[3114.480 --> 3116.480] You are a father. He called three times from Gary and Diana. +[3116.480 --> 3119.480] Said he was going to be in town tomorrow and we'll come and see you. +[3119.480 --> 3121.480] Oh. +[3121.480 --> 3124.480] What happened to Ted? +[3124.480 --> 3129.480] I don't know. I just mentioned that his father was coming to see him and he went into shock. +[3129.480 --> 3133.480] Oh, good. For a minute there, I thought there was something wrong with the pizza. +[3133.480 --> 3139.480] Hey, get some message that his father called and then he goes into shock? +[3139.480 --> 3143.480] Yeah, well, it was the first time that Ted's lying that he'd heard from his father. +[3143.480 --> 3147.480] He ran off when Ted was about two years old and nobody knows why. +[3147.480 --> 3150.480] Two years old. Must have been when Ted started a tour. +[3150.480 --> 3156.480] Anyway, it just wasn't himself. I mean, you should have seen the way he did the news tonight. +[3156.480 --> 3159.480] How? Perfectly. +[3159.480 --> 3161.480] Go for it, we'll bring his big reunion to the take place. +[3161.480 --> 3164.480] Well, his father's coming to the station tomorrow. +[3164.480 --> 3167.480] Oh, you know, there must be a tough thing to live with all these years. +[3167.480 --> 3169.480] I mean, never knowing who your father really is. +[3169.480 --> 3173.480] You know, Mary, I often wondered if my mother is really my mother. +[3173.480 --> 3177.480] I mean, I think I was born a gypsy. +[3178.480 --> 3181.480] And as an infant was kidnapped by a robing band of Jewish houseworn. +[3184.480 --> 3186.480] I'll see you later. I love Mary. +[3187.480 --> 3188.480] Hi. +[3188.480 --> 3189.480] Rota, Mary? +[3189.480 --> 3190.480] Hi. +[3190.480 --> 3191.480] I've got to talk to you. +[3191.480 --> 3192.480] Sure. +[3192.480 --> 3194.480] Surprise, surprise, baby. +[3194.480 --> 3196.480] Oh, surprise, Jenny. +[3196.480 --> 3197.480] How are you? +[3197.480 --> 3198.480] It's great. +[3198.480 --> 3199.480] Gee, looking good. +[3199.480 --> 3200.480] Oh, it's a pretty cameo. +[3200.480 --> 3201.480] Is that new? +[3201.480 --> 3204.480] I hope not. I bought it at an antique store. +[3205.480 --> 3206.480] Bye, bye. +[3206.480 --> 3209.480] Hey, it's your jam. It's been so long. +[3209.480 --> 3210.480] You look different. +[3210.480 --> 3212.480] What'd you do? Something with your hair. +[3212.480 --> 3214.480] You did something different to your hair. +[3214.480 --> 3216.480] We're going to talk about her all night. +[3216.480 --> 3218.480] Mary, what am I going to do about my father? +[3218.480 --> 3220.480] Please, you've got to help me, please. +[3220.480 --> 3221.480] Well, Ter, I'm... +[3221.480 --> 3222.480] Well, you hold your thought a sec. +[3222.480 --> 3224.480] I've got to call my answering service. +[3226.480 --> 3228.480] He was so upset at dinner tonight. +[3228.480 --> 3232.480] We drove off with the train still stuck to the car door. +[3235.480 --> 3238.480] Well, this is 10 bags, sir. +[3238.480 --> 3240.480] I just left 8, 7, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1. +[3240.480 --> 3243.480] I'm now at 5, 5, 5, 2, 3, 1, 2. +[3243.480 --> 3244.480] Thank you. +[3244.480 --> 3247.480] Mary, there's something I want you to do for me. +[3247.480 --> 3250.480] I want you to cover for me with Lou when I don't come to work tomorrow. +[3250.480 --> 3252.480] Why aren't you coming to work tomorrow? +[3252.480 --> 3254.480] Because he doesn't want to see his father. +[3254.480 --> 3257.480] Isn't that awful? A person's very own father. +[3257.480 --> 3258.480] Why should I see him? +[3258.480 --> 3260.480] My own mother doesn't want to see him. +[3260.480 --> 3262.480] She knows him a lot better than I do. +[3263.480 --> 3266.480] Boy, when I think of those nights as little boys +[3266.480 --> 3270.480] to walk past her bedroom and hear those cries of sadness, +[3270.480 --> 3273.480] at least I think they were cries of sadness. +[3275.480 --> 3278.480] Well, I think when he comes there tomorrow, +[3278.480 --> 3280.480] you should be there to meet him, don't you, Mary? +[3280.480 --> 3283.480] Well, here I guess I do. +[3283.480 --> 3285.480] Where was my father when I needed him? +[3285.480 --> 3288.480] Where was he when I was fighting for my life in Albany, New York, +[3288.480 --> 3291.480] playing Uncle Fuzzy in that Saturday morning kid show? +[3291.480 --> 3293.480] Hi there, Buccarus. +[3293.480 --> 3295.480] Where was he then? +[3295.480 --> 3298.480] Where was he when I was doing those band remotes in Altoona? +[3298.480 --> 3301.480] And now, from high to top, the hotel atoms and downtown Altoona, +[3301.480 --> 3304.480] it's the rippling rhythm of Ray Romero. +[3304.480 --> 3306.480] Where was he then? +[3306.480 --> 3309.480] Where was he when I was playing that crummy classical music station +[3309.480 --> 3311.480] in Bennington, Vermont? +[3311.480 --> 3314.480] And now, the third movement of the first piano concerto +[3314.480 --> 3316.480] by Siria Gavroc Monevich. +[3316.480 --> 3318.480] Where was he then? +[3319.480 --> 3321.480] I just don't want to see you, Mary. You've got to cover for me. +[3321.480 --> 3324.480] But, Ted, I don't think you should ask Mary to lie for you. +[3324.480 --> 3327.480] No, neither do I. Ted, look, I can understand how you feel. +[3327.480 --> 3330.480] But if you're not coming tomorrow, you're going to just have to tell it to Mr. Grant. +[3330.480 --> 3334.480] Well, thank you very much, Miss Hay and Nighty, won't lie for a buddy. +[3335.480 --> 3338.480] Mrs. Ted Baxter, I'm now leaving 5552312. +[3338.480 --> 3340.480] I'll never be at this number again. +[3344.480 --> 3346.480] Mr. Grant, uh... +[3346.480 --> 3350.480] Mr. Grant, you know, Mr. Coldwell called and he's on his way up. +[3350.480 --> 3352.480] Yeah? +[3352.480 --> 3355.480] But, you know, thought that since he is the new owner of the station, +[3355.480 --> 3358.480] you might want to get ready. +[3359.480 --> 3361.480] Okay, I'm ready. +[3362.480 --> 3364.480] And Ted wants to see you. +[3364.480 --> 3365.480] What about? +[3365.480 --> 3367.480] Well, he gave me this note. +[3367.480 --> 3370.480] It says that he lost his voice and... +[3371.480 --> 3373.480] Mr. Grant, Ted's father is coming to the station today +[3374.480 --> 3376.480] and Ted wants to take the day off so he won't have to see him. +[3376.480 --> 3378.480] Well, it's his voice, huh? +[3378.480 --> 3380.480] Okay, Mary, I'll handle it. +[3380.480 --> 3382.480] Tell Harpo to come on in. +[3395.480 --> 3397.480] Hi, Ted. +[3398.480 --> 3400.480] What? +[3409.480 --> 3411.480] What are you saying? +[3412.480 --> 3414.480] I... +[3414.480 --> 3416.480] Look. +[3418.480 --> 3420.480] Lost. +[3420.480 --> 3422.480] My... +[3422.480 --> 3424.480] Team. +[3425.480 --> 3427.480] Next. +[3427.480 --> 3429.480] No. +[3429.480 --> 3430.480] Uh... +[3430.480 --> 3431.480] Voice. +[3431.480 --> 3433.480] I lost my voice. +[3433.480 --> 3435.480] You lost your voice. +[3436.480 --> 3438.480] Well, G. Ted, that's too bad. +[3438.480 --> 3440.480] We're gonna do a body. +[3443.480 --> 3445.480] Hi. +[3447.480 --> 3449.480] Swim. +[3450.480 --> 3451.480] Go. I go. +[3451.480 --> 3452.480] Yeah. +[3452.480 --> 3454.480] It looks like fun, Lou. +[3456.480 --> 3458.480] What are you guys doing? +[3458.480 --> 3460.480] I don't know. +[3460.480 --> 3463.480] Ted lost his voice and this seems to be cheering him up. +[3468.480 --> 3469.480] Ted, you know, I think you ought to do. +[3469.480 --> 3471.480] Take the day off and go see a doctor. +[3473.480 --> 3476.480] Mary, Ted's not gonna be able to do the show tonight. +[3476.480 --> 3478.480] Tell Gordy he'll have to replace him. +[3478.480 --> 3479.480] Right. +[3479.480 --> 3482.480] Gordy, he'll be interviewing the winner carnival snow queen. +[3482.480 --> 3484.480] Oh, what a shame! +[3484.480 --> 3487.480] And that's Ted's favorite interview, too, isn't it? +[3488.480 --> 3491.480] And also make a note to Doc Ted for a day's pay. +[3495.480 --> 3497.480] Wait a minute. I think it's coming back. +[3497.480 --> 3499.480] Yes, there it is. I can hear it now. +[3499.480 --> 3502.480] There it is. That's it. It's back. The voice of Ted Baxter is back. +[3504.480 --> 3506.480] He can talk again. +[3506.480 --> 3508.480] Oh, well. The Lord give us and the Lord take it to the left. +[3510.480 --> 3513.480] All right, Ted. So where's your tell me what this is all about? +[3513.480 --> 3517.480] Well, I don't want to see my father. Please, let me go home. +[3517.480 --> 3520.480] Oh, Ted, come on. It's probably gonna be a lot easier than you think. +[3520.480 --> 3521.480] What if he doesn't like me? +[3521.480 --> 3524.480] Oh, why shouldn't he like you? He doesn't know you. +[3525.480 --> 3527.480] Well, we're gonna say to him. What are we gonna talk about? +[3527.480 --> 3529.480] No, I just don't think I can go through with him. +[3529.480 --> 3532.480] Ted, you have to talk to him. He's your own flesh and blood. +[3532.480 --> 3533.480] I don't know that. +[3533.480 --> 3536.480] If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be here. +[3537.480 --> 3541.480] Ted, you know, how will your father feel if we tell him that you don't want to see him? +[3541.480 --> 3543.480] You're right. You're right. +[3543.480 --> 3545.480] Good morning. +[3546.480 --> 3548.480] Aren't you Ted Baxter? +[3551.480 --> 3553.480] Here I am. +[3554.480 --> 3556.480] It's so blessed. +[3557.480 --> 3561.480] Excuse me. I'm looking for Ted Baxter. I'm his father. +[3562.480 --> 3565.480] Are you sure? +[3565.480 --> 3568.480] Sorry, I'm hugging you. +[3569.480 --> 3571.480] This is a very nice tour. +[3571.480 --> 3574.480] This is my dressing room, where it all happens. +[3574.480 --> 3575.480] Very nice. +[3575.480 --> 3578.480] This is where I come to reflect and contemplate. +[3578.480 --> 3580.480] Away from the outside germinal of the world. +[3580.480 --> 3583.480] You might say this is my camp, David. +[3583.480 --> 3586.480] I'm going to say this is my camp, David. +[3586.480 --> 3589.480] I'm going to say this is my camp, David. +[3589.480 --> 3592.480] I'm going to say this is my camp, David. +[3592.480 --> 3595.480] I'm going to say this is my camp, David. +[3596.480 --> 3599.480] I guess I knew them all the great and the near great. +[3599.480 --> 3602.480] To my favorite newscaster from Dwight Eisenhower. +[3602.480 --> 3604.480] Good all like. +[3604.480 --> 3607.480] Funny he's spelled Dwight with two teas. +[3607.480 --> 3610.480] Never noticed that before. +[3610.480 --> 3613.480] Well, it makes it all the more valuable, isn't it? +[3613.480 --> 3616.480] Well, I had to see you doing so well. +[3616.480 --> 3621.480] Well, if you call being washed and looked up to you and admired by millions of people doing well, I guess you could say that. +[3621.480 --> 3624.480] Well, I'm glad. +[3624.480 --> 3627.480] Of course you don't just wake up one day and find out you're famous. +[3627.480 --> 3630.480] It all started for me into 5,000-watt radio station. +[3630.480 --> 3633.480] Fresno, California is just having us. +[3633.480 --> 3638.480] Then three years in Albany, spill in your guts out as I go fuzzy to a bunch of none other kids. +[3638.480 --> 3640.480] Go add fathers. +[3640.480 --> 3646.480] It's hard, long, lonely, lonely, road to the top. +[3646.480 --> 3648.480] I can tell you that. +[3648.480 --> 3651.480] I can imagine. +[3651.480 --> 3654.480] How are you going to stay in our fair city? +[3654.480 --> 3657.480] Well, I can't stay away from my business too long, you know. +[3657.480 --> 3659.480] What business do you win? +[3659.480 --> 3661.480] Long demands. +[3661.480 --> 3662.480] A chain? +[3662.480 --> 3664.480] No, just one. +[3664.480 --> 3667.480] Eight washes and six dryers. +[3667.480 --> 3672.480] On a good day, I guess I can fluff and fold 1200 pounds of wash. +[3672.480 --> 3673.480] Didn't know that. +[3673.480 --> 3674.480] Oh, yeah. +[3674.480 --> 3676.480] Funny, isn't it? +[3676.480 --> 3680.480] You wouldn't be sitting here talking father to son. +[3680.480 --> 3681.480] Yeah, it's funny. +[3681.480 --> 3682.480] You got a car? +[3682.480 --> 3684.480] Yes, why? +[3684.480 --> 3687.480] You know you should never pick up hitchhiker, don't you? +[3687.480 --> 3689.480] I never pick up hitchhikers. +[3689.480 --> 3690.480] Good. +[3690.480 --> 3692.480] Do you play cars? +[3692.480 --> 3693.480] Yes. +[3693.480 --> 3696.480] You know you should never get into a car game with strangers. +[3696.480 --> 3699.480] I mean, you know what I know. +[3699.480 --> 3701.480] Let's call somebody's home. +[3702.480 --> 3706.480] Let's call somebody's already told you all about sex. +[3708.480 --> 3709.480] Yes. +[3709.480 --> 3710.480] Good. +[3710.480 --> 3712.480] Who told you your mother? +[3712.480 --> 3715.480] No, I had to pick it up in the streets. +[3716.480 --> 3718.480] Well, I'm glad. +[3718.480 --> 3722.480] I'd hate to have you learn anything like that from your mother. +[3722.480 --> 3724.480] Excuse me, can I ask you a question? +[3724.480 --> 3725.480] Of course. +[3725.480 --> 3727.480] I don't want to ask you this before, but... +[3727.480 --> 3729.480] Are you sure you're my father? +[3730.480 --> 3732.480] I mean, nothing personal, mind you. +[3732.480 --> 3733.480] I'm sure. +[3733.480 --> 3735.480] Well, I'd like to see some proof. +[3735.480 --> 3740.480] I mean, any Tom Dicker harrigard come out the streets and say they're my father, you know. +[3740.480 --> 3741.480] There we are. +[3741.480 --> 3742.480] There. +[3742.480 --> 3748.480] There's your mother, and that's me holding you when you were only six months old. +[3748.480 --> 3750.480] You look so different. +[3750.480 --> 3752.480] You look almost like me. +[3752.480 --> 3755.480] Well, there was a long time ago. +[3760.480 --> 3762.480] Now, when do you end up like this? +[3762.480 --> 3764.480] Will you sickle something? +[3765.480 --> 3768.480] Well, he must have done something to make yourself look like this. +[3768.480 --> 3770.480] What do you drink a lot? +[3771.480 --> 3775.480] I guess it's just old age catching up with me. +[3776.480 --> 3779.480] You really, really have my father? +[3779.480 --> 3781.480] Yes, Ted. +[3781.480 --> 3784.480] I'm your father. +[3785.480 --> 3787.480] I don't believe it. +[3788.480 --> 3789.480] Come in. +[3789.480 --> 3791.480] Ted, he's your coffee for tonight. +[3791.480 --> 3792.480] Oh, thanks, ma'am. +[3792.480 --> 3794.480] Oh, hello. I don't think we've met. +[3794.480 --> 3795.480] Oh, right. This... +[3795.480 --> 3797.480] Ted's father, of course. +[3797.480 --> 3799.480] I would have known you anyway. +[3803.480 --> 3806.480] Mary? Yeah, come on in. +[3806.480 --> 3808.480] Mary, I'm going crazy. +[3808.480 --> 3810.480] What's matter? You've got to save me. +[3810.480 --> 3812.480] You cannot imagine what's going on up there. +[3812.480 --> 3813.480] It's unbelievable. +[3813.480 --> 3816.480] The most boring evening I've ever had to go through in my life. +[3816.480 --> 3818.480] Why don't you tell him you don't feel well? Maybe you'll go home. +[3818.480 --> 3820.480] Tell who I'm alone. +[3823.480 --> 3825.480] Don't know what to do with myself. +[3825.480 --> 3827.480] I mean, there's nothing to do. +[3827.480 --> 3828.480] I just... +[3830.480 --> 3833.480] Mary, I never wanted to put you in the quite blonde. +[3833.480 --> 3834.480] Forget it. +[3836.480 --> 3839.480] Well, maybe I'll go upstairs and read my old love letters. +[3839.480 --> 3841.480] That ought to kill a minute and fifteen seconds. +[3841.480 --> 3850.480] Mary, my friend, I hate to say it, but I'm bored down here, too. +[3850.480 --> 3855.480] Well, Rhoda, I'm trying to make this as fascinating for you as possible, +[3855.480 --> 3858.480] but I'm afraid it's the only way I know to set a table. +[3863.480 --> 3864.480] Am I bored? +[3864.480 --> 3866.480] Do you know how bored I am? +[3866.480 --> 3868.480] How bored are you, Rhoda? +[3868.480 --> 3869.480] I am so bored. +[3869.480 --> 3871.480] I'm going upstairs and call my mother and chat and read. +[3871.480 --> 3873.480] That's how bored I am. +[3873.480 --> 3874.480] Mary? +[3874.480 --> 3875.480] Yeah. +[3876.480 --> 3877.480] Mary, Mary. +[3877.480 --> 3879.480] Wait, this may be better than calling my mother. +[3882.480 --> 3886.480] Mary, you can't believe I've just gone through. +[3886.480 --> 3887.480] Tell him, Georgia. +[3887.480 --> 3888.480] A lot. +[3892.480 --> 3896.480] Mary, that was the most painful night I've ever spent in my whole life. +[3896.480 --> 3897.480] Hello? +[3897.480 --> 3899.480] This is Ted Baxter. I know it. +[3899.480 --> 3901.480] 555-231-2, thank you. +[3901.480 --> 3902.480] Ted, come on. +[3902.480 --> 3903.480] Come down. +[3903.480 --> 3908.480] That's got to be a very emotional experience in your father after forty years. +[3908.480 --> 3912.480] Mary, do you realize that someday I'm going to look like that man? +[3912.480 --> 3915.480] I'm going to wake up one day. +[3915.480 --> 3919.480] I'm going to be a bold, little old man with a laundromat. +[3923.480 --> 3926.480] Ted, come on, not all sons take after their father. +[3926.480 --> 3927.480] That's right. +[3927.480 --> 3929.480] And my father's dull, Mary. +[3929.480 --> 3930.480] He's dull. +[3930.480 --> 3932.480] Then again on the other side. +[3932.480 --> 3938.480] Well, father, Mary, all I did was talk about is laundromat. +[3938.480 --> 3943.480] Mary, Ted Baxter's father owns a laundromat. +[3943.480 --> 3946.480] Yeah, there is nothing wrong with owning a laundromat. +[3946.480 --> 3947.480] Of course not. +[3947.480 --> 3952.480] And besides nobody alone unless he calls it Ted Baxter's father's laundromat. +[3957.480 --> 3962.480] All my life I thought my father ran away, become brilliant and famous. +[3962.480 --> 3965.480] I always thought of him as being Eric Severite. +[3965.480 --> 3971.480] Right, and so your father isn't like Eric Severite. +[3971.480 --> 3972.480] Not like Eric Severite. +[3972.480 --> 3974.480] I was convinced he was Eric Severite. +[3974.480 --> 3976.480] Now you know I miss to Severite. +[3976.480 --> 3978.480] Never answered any of your letters. +[3978.480 --> 3979.480] Oh, my God. +[3983.480 --> 3985.480] Boys, the lab found me. Look what I've got. +[3985.480 --> 3989.480] All right, so your father isn't everything you wanted him to be still. +[3989.480 --> 3990.480] He's your father. +[3990.480 --> 3994.480] People who aren't Eric Severite can be very nice to him. +[3994.480 --> 3995.480] Hi. +[3998.480 --> 3999.480] Come on, give the man a chance. +[3999.480 --> 4002.480] He might turn out to be one terrific guy. +[4002.480 --> 4003.480] Terrific guy? +[4003.480 --> 4004.480] Terrific guy? +[4004.480 --> 4007.480] I haven't even told you the worst part yet. +[4007.480 --> 4009.480] He wanted me to lend him $2,000. +[4009.480 --> 4010.480] That's why I came here. +[4010.480 --> 4014.480] He doesn't care about me, only wants me to do his lend him $2,000. +[4014.480 --> 4017.480] You realize how much money dad is married? +[4017.480 --> 4020.480] $2,800 bills. +[4020.480 --> 4022.480] Hello? +[4022.480 --> 4024.480] Oh, hello Mr. Baxter. +[4024.480 --> 4026.480] Just a minute. +[4026.480 --> 4027.480] Ted? +[4029.480 --> 4032.480] Mr. Baxter, he can't come to the phone right now. +[4032.480 --> 4034.480] Could I take a message? +[4034.480 --> 4035.480] Sure. +[4035.480 --> 4038.480] You're leaving tonight on the 1030 bus? +[4038.480 --> 4041.480] Ted is leaving tonight on the 1030 bus. +[4041.480 --> 4044.480] And you're sorry about asking him for the money? +[4044.480 --> 4047.480] Ted, the man's sorry about the money. +[4047.480 --> 4052.480] But he doesn't have to worry about it because you won't be bothering him again. +[4052.480 --> 4054.480] Never again. +[4054.480 --> 4058.480] He's so under the news tonight. +[4058.480 --> 4060.480] He thought he was terrific. +[4060.480 --> 4062.480] You're very proud of him. +[4063.480 --> 4066.480] And thankful for having him for a son. +[4071.480 --> 4073.480] Yes, I'll give him that message. +[4073.480 --> 4076.480] And goodbye to you, too, sir. +[4080.480 --> 4082.480] All right, all right. +[4082.480 --> 4086.480] Oh, go down there and give him a lift to the bus. +[4087.480 --> 4091.480] Ted, maybe Alex never rides your own cook. +[4102.480 --> 4104.480] Surprise. +[4104.480 --> 4108.480] Oh, I didn't expect to see you before I left. +[4108.480 --> 4112.480] Well, what kind of a son would I be if I didn't say goodbye? +[4112.480 --> 4114.480] After the scepton rule. +[4114.480 --> 4116.480] I'm sorry I lost my temper. +[4116.480 --> 4117.480] Oh, no, I understand. +[4117.480 --> 4120.480] I had no right to ask you for that money. +[4120.480 --> 4121.480] Yes, you did. +[4121.480 --> 4122.480] No, I didn't. +[4122.480 --> 4124.480] Well, no, you didn't. +[4124.480 --> 4128.480] It's enough that we finally got together, right? +[4128.480 --> 4130.480] That's right. +[4130.480 --> 4132.480] So you saw my show tonight, huh? +[4132.480 --> 4133.480] Oh, yeah. +[4133.480 --> 4135.480] Do you know I never enjoyed the news more? +[4135.480 --> 4137.480] But part you liked the best. +[4137.480 --> 4139.480] I'd say the crisis in the Middle East. +[4139.480 --> 4142.480] Yeah, that was my favorite, too. +[4142.480 --> 4144.480] Do I have to wear a raised-my-eye brown +[4144.480 --> 4146.480] that's a prem-court decision? +[4146.480 --> 4147.480] Nice talk. +[4147.480 --> 4149.480] Usually I raise my left-eye brow +[4149.480 --> 4151.480] but once in a while I like to mix it up. +[4153.480 --> 4158.480] I think Walter Krunkkeight may be hearing footsteps. +[4158.480 --> 4160.480] You just say that because you're my father. +[4160.480 --> 4161.480] Oh, I mean it. +[4161.480 --> 4162.480] Really? +[4162.480 --> 4163.480] Oh, yeah, really. +[4163.480 --> 4165.480] Do you like the way I signed off? +[4165.480 --> 4167.480] You know, the way I closed the show. +[4167.480 --> 4169.480] Oh, I miss the end. +[4169.480 --> 4173.480] I mean, in here the TV is 50 cents for a half an hour. +[4173.480 --> 4176.480] And I wear that a quarter just before the end of the show. +[4176.480 --> 4178.480] Of all the parts to miss. +[4178.480 --> 4181.480] Well, maybe you do it for me now. +[4181.480 --> 4183.480] If you're not too tired, I mean. +[4183.480 --> 4184.480] You really want to hear it? +[4184.480 --> 4186.480] Please. +[4186.480 --> 4191.480] I'll sit here and pretend like you're on the TV, all right? +[4191.480 --> 4193.480] Okay. +[4195.480 --> 4197.480] You ready? +[4197.480 --> 4200.480] And now this is Ted Baxter saying, +[4200.480 --> 4203.480] good night and good news. +[4206.480 --> 4208.480] What'd you think? +[4208.480 --> 4211.480] I liked that even better than the crisis in the Middle East. +[4211.480 --> 4213.480] Thank you. +[4213.480 --> 4214.480] Oh, listen. +[4214.480 --> 4216.480] I'd better be going, you know. +[4219.480 --> 4222.480] It was nice meeting you. +[4222.480 --> 4225.480] It was nice meeting you. +[4226.480 --> 4231.480] Well, be saying, I'm Ted. +[4231.480 --> 4235.480] If you ever have a piece of bread stuck in the toast, +[4235.480 --> 4239.480] don't try to get it out with a fork you write electric pictures. +[4239.480 --> 4241.480] I'll remember. +[4241.480 --> 4245.480] And when you're in a car, don't keep your arm out of the window. +[4245.480 --> 4248.480] A truck could come by and rip it right off. +[4248.480 --> 4250.480] How you ever stand? +[4250.480 --> 4253.480] Well. +[4254.480 --> 4256.480] Be saying, you. +[4256.480 --> 4258.480] Wait. +[4258.480 --> 4263.480] I was thinking about what you asked me for this afternoon, you know, the... +[4263.480 --> 4265.480] The money? +[4265.480 --> 4269.480] The two thousand dollar. +[4269.480 --> 4271.480] I want to give it to you. +[4271.480 --> 4273.480] Pardon me? +[4273.480 --> 4275.480] I want to give it to you. +[4275.480 --> 4277.480] The whole two thousand dollar? +[4277.480 --> 4279.480] Well, a thousand now. +[4279.480 --> 4281.480] No, no, no, no. +[4282.480 --> 4283.480] No, I can't. +[4283.480 --> 4285.480] No, don't try to talk me out. +[4285.480 --> 4286.480] I'm going to write you a check. +[4286.480 --> 4288.480] I'm taking out my checkbook. +[4288.480 --> 4289.480] I'm going to write it. +[4289.480 --> 4291.480] Take it out my pen. +[4291.480 --> 4293.480] I'm writing the date. +[4293.480 --> 4295.480] There's the date. +[4295.480 --> 4297.480] No, I'm writing your name. +[4297.480 --> 4298.480] Your name? +[4298.480 --> 4299.480] Robert? +[4299.480 --> 4300.480] Baxter. +[4300.480 --> 4302.480] One-team Robert. +[4306.480 --> 4308.480] No. +[4308.480 --> 4311.480] I'm a two thousand dollars. +[4314.480 --> 4317.480] And now my signature. +[4317.480 --> 4321.480] Could I see that photo again, the one of you holding me? +[4329.480 --> 4332.480] No, I'm writing my name. +[4339.480 --> 4341.480] I'll never forget this. +[4341.480 --> 4344.480] I'll never forget it either. +[4344.480 --> 4349.480] Well, I guess I'd better get moving, huh? +[4351.480 --> 4354.480] Goodbye, sir. +[4355.480 --> 4358.480] Goodbye, Dad. +[4358.480 --> 4360.480] Goodbye. +[4360.480 --> 4362.480] Goodbye, Dad. +[4369.480 --> 4371.480] Oh, my God. +[4374.480 --> 4376.480] Take care yourself, Teddy. +[4376.480 --> 4378.480] You too. +[4378.480 --> 4379.480] Uh-oh. +[4379.480 --> 4382.480] Wait, I'll give you a lift of the bus. +[4382.480 --> 4384.480] Oh, my God. +[4384.480 --> 4386.480] You're a good son. +[4386.480 --> 4389.480] They don't come any better. +[4395.480 --> 4396.480] Hi, guys. +[4396.480 --> 4397.480] Hello, everybody. +[4397.480 --> 4398.480] Good to see you. +[4398.480 --> 4399.480] Hi. +[4399.480 --> 4400.480] Anybody for lunch? +[4400.480 --> 4401.480] No thanks, Teddy. +[4401.480 --> 4403.480] I don't want to buy any pizza today. +[4403.480 --> 4405.480] Mary, you want to have lunch with us? +[4405.480 --> 4408.480] You always give our tables so much class. +[4408.480 --> 4410.480] Well, thank you, Georgia, but I can't. +[4410.480 --> 4412.480] I've got much, too much work to do. +[4412.480 --> 4415.480] Oh, Mary, would you put some stamps on this? +[4415.480 --> 4417.480] I'm sending it to my father. +[4417.480 --> 4418.480] Sure, Tepi, Glanty. +[4418.480 --> 4419.480] Thank you. +[4419.480 --> 4421.480] Well, goodbye, goodbye, everybody. +[4421.480 --> 4422.480] Goodbye. +[4422.480 --> 4424.480] Goodbye. +[4424.480 --> 4425.480] That's really nice, Tepi. +[4425.480 --> 4428.480] You know he sent a package just like this last week to his father? +[4428.480 --> 4430.480] Well, I don't know if it's so nice. +[4430.480 --> 4433.480] I bet anything he's making his father work off that $2,000. +[4433.480 --> 4435.480] Oh, Mary, come on. +[4435.480 --> 4436.480] Oh, yeah? +[4436.480 --> 4438.480] Well, when did you last see a package marked, +[4438.480 --> 4440.480] Air Mail Special, no starch? +[4440.480 --> 4441.480] Oh! +[4441.480 --> 4446.480] Who can take a nothing date? +[4446.480 --> 4450.480] And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. +[4450.480 --> 4453.480] Will it you, girl, and you should know it? +[4454.480 --> 4458.480] With each glance in every little movement you show. +[4458.480 --> 4461.480] But there's all I know, need to wait. +[4461.480 --> 4465.480] You can have a tell why I hope you take it. +[4465.480 --> 4472.480] You're gonna make it after long. +[4472.480 --> 4479.480] You're gonna make it after long. +[4484.480 --> 4494.480] Now, Tepi, I don't want you to make a big deal out of this. +[4494.480 --> 4497.480] We're trying to do something really tricky. +[4497.480 --> 4500.480] We're trying to make you look like a working newsman. +[4500.480 --> 4501.480] Hey! +[4501.480 --> 4503.480] All right. +[4509.480 --> 4511.480] What's going on? +[4511.480 --> 4515.480] The station manager ordered some new promos for the six o'clock news. +[4515.480 --> 4516.480] Okay, Ted. +[4516.480 --> 4517.480] Okay. +[4517.480 --> 4522.480] All you have to do is pull a copy off the teletide, walk over the desk, pick up the phone, +[4522.480 --> 4525.480] and pretend somebody's calling in a big story. +[4525.480 --> 4528.480] Got it? +[4530.480 --> 4532.480] Okay, let's shoot it. +[4532.480 --> 4535.480] Give me that. +[4535.480 --> 4537.480] Shoot! +[4537.480 --> 4540.480] Now, go on! +[4541.480 --> 4548.480] Ring, ring. +[4548.480 --> 4550.480] Hello? +[4550.480 --> 4553.480] Somebody's calling in a big story. +[4553.480 --> 4558.480] Ted, we're not using sound. +[4558.480 --> 4561.480] Look at it. +[4561.480 --> 4563.480] Cut. +[4563.480 --> 4569.480] Let's just have you sitting at the desk. +[4570.480 --> 4572.480] Take off your jacket. +[4572.480 --> 4574.480] Look more relaxed. +[4574.480 --> 4576.480] I feel more relaxed with my jacket on. +[4576.480 --> 4578.480] It makes me feel more like a man. +[4578.480 --> 4581.480] Ted, why don't you try typing? +[4581.480 --> 4584.480] Tee, tee, tee. +[4584.480 --> 4587.480] Hey! +[4587.480 --> 4589.480] There's a forearm fire downtown. +[4589.480 --> 4591.480] You hold it down, newsman, or working. +[4591.480 --> 4592.480] Forline? +[4592.480 --> 4593.480] Yeah. +[4593.480 --> 4594.480] Great. +[4594.480 --> 4597.480] Murray, take Ted and shoot him at the fire. +[4598.480 --> 4600.480] That's the fire, Lou. +[4600.480 --> 4602.480] Let's go, Ted. +[4602.480 --> 4605.480] It's not for my own safety, mind you, but I just remember +[4605.480 --> 4607.480] that I have a previous engagement. +[4607.480 --> 4610.480] What engagement and make it good? +[4610.480 --> 4615.480] Oh, I have to pay my last respects to my closest friend. +[4615.480 --> 4619.480] One day, laughing, joking, eating, and the next. +[4619.480 --> 4622.480] You all happy hunting ground? +[4622.480 --> 4625.480] It was tragic. +[4626.480 --> 4629.480] But why try it with still milk? +[4629.480 --> 4631.480] I guess I better go to that fire. +[4631.480 --> 4634.480] Well, let's go. +[4634.480 --> 4636.480] Hey, everybody, where's the fire? +[4636.480 --> 4639.480] Washington, in the third. +[4639.480 --> 4640.480] Hi, I'm Bear. +[4640.480 --> 4641.480] Hi. +[4641.480 --> 4642.480] Oh, Lou. +[4642.480 --> 4643.480] Hey, what are you doing here? +[4643.480 --> 4645.480] Mary, I have this crazy idea. +[4645.480 --> 4647.480] And I just had to come over and tell you about it. +[4647.480 --> 4649.480] You know how you said you had nothing planned for this weekend? +[4649.480 --> 4650.480] Yeah. +[4650.480 --> 4651.480] Let's go to New York. +[4651.480 --> 4652.480] New York? +[4652.480 --> 4653.480] Yeah. +[4653.480 --> 4654.480] You're kidding! +[4654.480 --> 4656.480] Well, we're taking a couple of shows. +[4656.480 --> 4657.480] Go shopping. +[4657.480 --> 4658.480] See the ballet. +[4658.480 --> 4659.480] Eat some great food. +[4659.480 --> 4661.480] Go to a wedding. +[4661.480 --> 4662.480] My sister's wedding. +[4662.480 --> 4664.480] Now, Mary, you'll be having such a great time. +[4664.480 --> 4666.480] Surely you can spare an hour to come to my little sister's wedding. +[4666.480 --> 4667.480] Yeah! +[4667.480 --> 4668.480] Sure! +[4668.480 --> 4669.480] Great. +[4669.480 --> 4671.480] Oh, but I must warn you about one thing. +[4671.480 --> 4673.480] My parents will be there. +[4673.480 --> 4674.480] Oh! +[4675.480 --> 4676.480] Rona? +[4676.480 --> 4677.480] Yes, sir! +[4677.480 --> 4679.480] Rona! +[4679.480 --> 4681.480] Oh, Rona, on the... +[4681.480 --> 4682.480] And Mary! +[4682.480 --> 4683.480] Oh, my! +[4683.480 --> 4684.480] Gee! +[4684.480 --> 4685.480] Well, you look terrific. +[4685.480 --> 4689.480] Hey, listen, I'll bet you two must be exhausted. +[4689.480 --> 4691.480] Oh, no, not really. +[4691.480 --> 4694.480] Hey, your pop could be come in, please. +[4694.480 --> 4695.480] Oh, my! +[4695.480 --> 4696.480] Oh, my! +[4696.480 --> 4697.480] Oh, my! +[4697.480 --> 4698.480] Oh, my! +[4698.480 --> 4699.480] Oh, my! +[4699.480 --> 4700.480] Oh, my! +[4700.480 --> 4701.480] Oh, my! +[4701.480 --> 4702.480] Oh, my! +[4702.480 --> 4703.480] Please, please. +[4703.480 --> 4704.480] Ah! +[4704.480 --> 4705.480] Come on! +[4705.480 --> 4706.480] It's crazy how pretty. +[4706.480 --> 4707.480] I'm just thinking of her. +[4707.480 --> 4708.480] Oh, my! +[4708.480 --> 4709.480] So good. +[4709.480 --> 4710.480] You look great. +[4710.480 --> 4712.480] And the old bell out here, the thing. +[4712.480 --> 4713.480] No, no! +[4713.480 --> 4714.480] Oh, my! +[4714.480 --> 4715.480] I'm so pretty. +[4715.480 --> 4717.480] And Mary, my! +[4717.480 --> 4720.480] Oh, welcome to Fun City. +[4720.480 --> 4723.480] It's a good night. +[4723.480 --> 4724.480] Mary! +[4724.480 --> 4726.480] What do you think of my lovely apartment? +[4726.480 --> 4727.480] Oh! +[4727.480 --> 4728.480] It's lovely. +[4729.480 --> 4730.480] Look at there! +[4730.480 --> 4732.480] Oh, well, that's just a copy. +[4734.480 --> 4735.480] Come on and sit down, Mary. +[4735.480 --> 4736.480] Oh, no, no, I can't. +[4736.480 --> 4737.480] I've got a cab waiting downstairs. +[4737.480 --> 4740.480] I just stopped in to say hello on my way to the hotel. +[4740.480 --> 4741.480] Hotel? +[4741.480 --> 4743.480] Martin, she said hotel in our house. +[4743.480 --> 4745.480] Mary, I'm surprised that you married. +[4745.480 --> 4747.480] I'm going to go down to the cab. +[4747.480 --> 4749.480] I'm going to get your bag and pay the cab for it. +[4749.480 --> 4750.480] Oh, no, no! +[4750.480 --> 4751.480] How much would you like me to tip? +[4751.480 --> 4752.480] Have a month. +[4752.480 --> 4753.480] I'll figure it out on my show. +[4753.480 --> 4754.480] Nobody's going to tell me. +[4754.480 --> 4755.480] I'm going to tell you. +[4755.480 --> 4756.480] I'm going to tell you. +[4756.480 --> 4758.480] I'll figure it out on my show. +[4758.480 --> 4759.480] Nobody's going to tell me. +[4759.480 --> 4761.480] I'll reserve with a view of the park. +[4761.480 --> 4763.480] Oh, Mary, you don't want to see what goes on in that park. +[4763.480 --> 4766.480] We're stepping. +[4766.480 --> 4767.480] She's out. +[4767.480 --> 4769.480] But it's all right. +[4769.480 --> 4770.480] She's engaged. +[4770.480 --> 4772.480] She's got to 130. +[4772.480 --> 4775.480] Mary, you are going to have a wonderful time. +[4775.480 --> 4776.480] I know. +[4776.480 --> 4777.480] Let me take you on a little tour. +[4777.480 --> 4778.480] Let's see. +[4778.480 --> 4779.480] What will start with the matter? +[4779.480 --> 4784.480] You will never, in a million years, guess who is in this photo. +[4784.480 --> 4786.480] Rhoda! +[4786.480 --> 4788.480] Yeah, right. +[4788.480 --> 4791.480] Oh, yeah, that's me, all right. +[4791.480 --> 4794.480] When I just reach the age of not dating. +[4794.480 --> 4795.480] Ah. +[4795.480 --> 4803.480] Mary, I want you to come in with me to the guest room. +[4803.480 --> 4805.480] Surprise? +[4805.480 --> 4806.480] Hey! +[4806.480 --> 4808.480] Oh, look, you were prepared for me. +[4808.480 --> 4810.480] Yeah, and you were talking hotels. +[4810.480 --> 4812.480] Listen, maybe I should stay at a hotel. +[4812.480 --> 4813.480] I really feel I'm imposing. +[4813.480 --> 4814.480] I'm going to be in your way. +[4814.480 --> 4816.480] Don since we'll be in your way. +[4816.480 --> 4819.480] Mr. Worcester, where's my makeup case? +[4819.480 --> 4820.480] What makeup case? +[4820.480 --> 4822.480] I have driver said this was all. +[4822.480 --> 4823.480] Uh-oh. +[4823.480 --> 4824.480] Oh. +[4824.480 --> 4826.480] Well, don't worry. +[4826.480 --> 4827.480] Don't worry. +[4827.480 --> 4830.480] New York can't drive us always return everything. +[4830.480 --> 4832.480] Listen, I'm really sorry. +[4832.480 --> 4833.480] But I'll tell you what I'll do. +[4833.480 --> 4835.480] I'll call him the first thing in the morning. +[4835.480 --> 4836.480] Oh, thank you. +[4836.480 --> 4838.480] Listen, I'm going to have to borrow some things, though. +[4838.480 --> 4839.480] What? +[4839.480 --> 4841.480] Let's say toothbrush, toothpaste, hair rollers, nightgown. +[4841.480 --> 4842.480] Hair rollers, nightgown. +[4842.480 --> 4845.480] So what did you have left the pack in here? +[4845.480 --> 4847.480] I got some Chinese pajamas. +[4847.480 --> 4850.480] The Martin bought me three years ago that I've never worn. +[4850.480 --> 4853.480] They're in there in the brake front in a gift-prap package. +[4853.480 --> 4855.480] Come on, let's leave the girls alone. +[4855.480 --> 4856.480] Yes, yes. +[4856.480 --> 4857.480] Good night, girls. +[4857.480 --> 4858.480] Good night. +[4858.480 --> 4859.480] Don't let the bed bump spike. +[4859.480 --> 4861.480] Ah, good night, girl. +[4861.480 --> 4863.480] That's a joke. +[4863.480 --> 4864.480] Oh, I'm sorry. +[4865.480 --> 4866.480] That's a joke. +[4869.480 --> 4871.480] We never had a bug in this house. +[4876.480 --> 4877.480] Eat, Mary. +[4877.480 --> 4879.480] Look what I dug up out of the closet. +[4879.480 --> 4880.480] What? +[4880.480 --> 4881.480] My old diary. +[4882.480 --> 4883.480] Oh, look. +[4883.480 --> 4886.480] Two ticket subs from the robe. +[4886.480 --> 4887.480] My first date with the Christian. +[4890.480 --> 4892.480] Look at this scribbling. +[4892.480 --> 4895.480] Oh, kid, I remember every night sitting with this diary. +[4895.480 --> 4896.480] Writing and smoking. +[4896.480 --> 4897.480] Writing and smoking. +[4897.480 --> 4899.480] I didn't know you ever smoked. +[4899.480 --> 4900.480] Are you kidding? +[4900.480 --> 4902.480] A PS-142 everybody smoked. +[4902.480 --> 4903.480] It was required. +[4903.480 --> 4905.480] That's a PS-ment. +[4905.480 --> 4906.480] People smoking. +[4906.480 --> 4908.480] Oh, wrote it. +[4908.480 --> 4911.480] And do you remember parties on Friday night? +[4911.480 --> 4913.480] And the boys were always afraid to ask you to dance. +[4913.480 --> 4915.480] And so the girls had to dance with each other. +[4915.480 --> 4918.480] Mary, in those days, even the girls wouldn't ask me to dance. +[4918.480 --> 4919.480] Ah! +[4919.480 --> 4921.480] Hey, listen. +[4921.480 --> 4923.480] I'll figure out a twenty-third. +[4923.480 --> 4926.480] Today, my mother came in my room, sat me down, +[4926.480 --> 4930.480] a whispered that a wonderful thing was going to happen to me. +[4930.480 --> 4931.480] Once a month. +[4931.480 --> 4932.480] Fuck! +[4932.480 --> 4933.480] Fuck! +[4933.480 --> 4934.480] Fuck! +[4934.480 --> 4935.480] Fuck! +[4935.480 --> 4936.480] Fuck! +[4936.480 --> 4938.480] Fuck! +[4938.480 --> 4942.480] Oh, bro, there are cheap things from back there. +[4942.480 --> 4944.480] Is there so funny now, are they? +[4944.480 --> 4945.480] Not yet. +[4945.480 --> 4947.480] Oh, yeah! +[4947.480 --> 4948.480] Oh, shh! +[4948.480 --> 4950.480] You wake up, Mom and Pop. +[4951.480 --> 4952.480] Debbie! +[4952.480 --> 4953.480] Oh, shit! +[4953.480 --> 4954.480] Now I'm turning up. +[4954.480 --> 4955.480] Oh, no! +[4955.480 --> 4956.480] What are you doing? +[4956.480 --> 4957.480] Oh, my god, look at that. +[4957.480 --> 4958.480] How are you going to go? +[4958.480 --> 4959.480] Oh, the ball! +[4959.480 --> 4960.480] You know things. +[4960.480 --> 4961.480] This is Mary. +[4961.480 --> 4962.480] This is Debbie. +[4962.480 --> 4963.480] Hi, Debbie. +[4963.480 --> 4965.480] Hi, hey, thanks for coming to my wedding. +[4965.480 --> 4967.480] Oh, thanks for having me. +[4967.480 --> 4969.480] Yeah, you're wedding. +[4969.480 --> 4971.480] My little sister's getting married. +[4971.480 --> 4972.480] Oh, yeah. +[4972.480 --> 4974.480] Getting married? +[4974.480 --> 4975.480] You think I should? +[4975.480 --> 4977.480] I mean, you know, maybe I should wait a while. +[4977.480 --> 4979.480] After all, I'm only twenty-one. +[4979.480 --> 4980.480] Well done. +[4980.480 --> 4982.480] Yeah, that's what I thought. +[4982.480 --> 4985.480] Mary, you don't think I'm too young, do you? +[4985.480 --> 4988.480] Well, you know, I'm here. +[4988.480 --> 4990.480] After all, I'm twenty-one, we're adults. +[4990.480 --> 4992.480] Hey, thanks, you guys. +[4992.480 --> 4994.480] I feel a lot better now. +[4994.480 --> 4996.480] You know I have to talk it out. +[5002.480 --> 5004.480] You suppose she sleeps this late in Minneapolis? +[5004.480 --> 5005.480] I don't know. +[5005.480 --> 5007.480] Go, go, go. +[5007.480 --> 5010.480] Hey, talk it in the evening. +[5013.480 --> 5014.480] Good morning. +[5014.480 --> 5016.480] Good morning. +[5016.480 --> 5021.480] Oh, Mary, Martin and I are so glad you're here. +[5021.480 --> 5024.480] You know, this isn't going to be an easy visit for Rota. +[5024.480 --> 5027.480] Well, yeah, coming home is always a little... +[5027.480 --> 5030.480] Well, her younger sister getting married, that's tough, +[5030.480 --> 5033.480] but Martin and I are so grateful that you're going to be here +[5033.480 --> 5036.480] to support Rota in her time of real hurt. +[5037.480 --> 5039.480] No, Mrs. Morgan's turn. +[5039.480 --> 5042.480] Rota isn't hurt, that the Debbie is getting married? +[5042.480 --> 5045.480] No, no, can't you see how happy she is? +[5045.480 --> 5047.480] Uh, she covers. +[5047.480 --> 5050.480] She's unhappy because she thinks that I think +[5050.480 --> 5052.480] that Rota should be getting married. +[5052.480 --> 5054.480] Oh, that's not true. +[5054.480 --> 5056.480] Well, yes, it is true. +[5056.480 --> 5059.480] I don't think Rota should be married. +[5059.480 --> 5060.480] Rota knows me. +[5060.480 --> 5063.480] She knows as a pain in my heart this weekend +[5063.480 --> 5065.480] because she's not getting married. +[5065.480 --> 5069.480] And it's hard to convince Rota that the pain is not there +[5069.480 --> 5071.480] because there isn't anybody on this block +[5071.480 --> 5074.480] that doesn't know that that pain is there. +[5074.480 --> 5078.480] Wait, Mrs. Morgan, why are we decided not to talk +[5078.480 --> 5080.480] about the wedding or dwell on it? +[5080.480 --> 5081.480] Debbie won't mind. +[5081.480 --> 5082.480] I mean, she's getting married. +[5082.480 --> 5084.480] She won't know what's going on. +[5084.480 --> 5086.480] But the point is not to hurt Rota. +[5086.480 --> 5088.480] Martin agrees with me, don't you, Martin? +[5088.480 --> 5089.480] Oh, yes. +[5089.480 --> 5092.480] You see, what will do, Mary, is will play down the whole thing. +[5092.480 --> 5095.480] See, it'll be a Sunday just like any other Sunday. +[5095.480 --> 5098.480] Except there'll be a little ceremony we don't usually go to. +[5098.480 --> 5102.480] Three hundred and fifty people will be coming to dinner. +[5102.480 --> 5103.480] That's right. +[5103.480 --> 5105.480] That's the best way to hand. +[5105.480 --> 5107.480] No, Mrs. Morgan, Stern, listen to me +[5107.480 --> 5109.480] because I'm going to tell you the truth. +[5109.480 --> 5112.480] Rota is delighted that Debbie is getting married. +[5112.480 --> 5113.480] She is delighted. +[5113.480 --> 5116.480] I mean, it never even ended her mind to be upset +[5116.480 --> 5119.480] because Rota is very happy with her life. +[5119.480 --> 5121.480] So Mrs. Morgan, Stern, I am telling you, +[5121.480 --> 5124.480] as Rota's best friend, who knows her better than anybody else, +[5124.480 --> 5128.480] she is thrilled that Debbie is getting married, okay? +[5128.480 --> 5131.480] Mary, butt out. +[5143.480 --> 5145.480] Well, it's going to be a big weekend. +[5145.480 --> 5146.480] Right, Dad? +[5146.480 --> 5148.480] It's a big weekend. +[5148.480 --> 5151.480] How many times does her sister come to visit, right? +[5151.480 --> 5153.480] Well, that's ridiculous. +[5153.480 --> 5155.480] I'm talking about the wedding. +[5155.480 --> 5158.480] Every wedding, listen, today a lot of people get married, +[5158.480 --> 5160.480] but a lot of people don't have a sister. +[5160.480 --> 5163.480] Deborah, I haven't seen your wedding dress yet. +[5163.480 --> 5165.480] It's white. +[5165.480 --> 5169.480] But listen, has anybody noticed how thin Rota's getting? +[5169.480 --> 5170.480] I'm not in. +[5170.480 --> 5171.480] What about that? +[5171.480 --> 5172.480] That's right. +[5172.480 --> 5174.480] But then she was always thin to me, +[5175.480 --> 5178.480] isn't it lovely how many topics a close family has to talk about? +[5178.480 --> 5182.480] Oh, yes, fat, thin, dresses, white. +[5182.480 --> 5184.480] Hey, Rota, we better be going. +[5184.480 --> 5186.480] The wedding rehearsal starts pretty soon. +[5186.480 --> 5187.480] Oh, what rehearsal? +[5187.480 --> 5188.480] You don't have to go to rehearsal, +[5188.480 --> 5190.480] that Rose can stand in for you. +[5190.480 --> 5193.480] I mean, that silly go have fun with your friend Mary. +[5193.480 --> 5194.480] I'm trying. +[5194.480 --> 5196.480] Rota, why don't you go shopping, you'll take in a matinee. +[5196.480 --> 5200.480] Hey, wait, folks, look, I am going to that rehearsal, okay? +[5200.480 --> 5202.480] Rota, don't be so stubborn, go to a show. +[5203.480 --> 5204.480] What do you need a rehearsal for? +[5204.480 --> 5206.480] You'll wing it. +[5206.480 --> 5208.480] Yeah, Debbie won't mind when you're dead. +[5208.480 --> 5209.480] Sure. +[5209.480 --> 5211.480] If you want to wing my wedding, we can wing it. +[5217.480 --> 5218.480] Excuse me. +[5219.480 --> 5221.480] Mary, meet me in the bedroom. +[5221.480 --> 5222.480] Quick. +[5227.480 --> 5231.480] Mary, I want you to tell me every word Jesus does. +[5233.480 --> 5237.480] Mary, my mother, she's convinced that ruining Debbie's wedding +[5237.480 --> 5238.480] will somehow make me happy. +[5238.480 --> 5240.480] Yeah, I know, she told me. +[5240.480 --> 5242.480] Then there's only one thing I can do. +[5242.480 --> 5243.480] I gotta leave. +[5243.480 --> 5247.480] Rota, you don't believe what I'm hearing, Mary? +[5247.480 --> 5249.480] I mean, you dragged me here to New York. +[5249.480 --> 5253.480] Unbend it knee, you got down and pleaded with me to come. +[5253.480 --> 5255.480] I'm going to go to the wedding. +[5255.480 --> 5256.480] I'm going to go to the wedding. +[5256.480 --> 5257.480] I'm going to go to the wedding. +[5257.480 --> 5258.480] I'm going to go to the wedding. +[5258.480 --> 5259.480] I'm going to go to the wedding. +[5259.480 --> 5260.480] I'm going to go to the wedding. +[5260.480 --> 5262.480] I'm going to go down and pleaded with me to come. +[5262.480 --> 5264.480] And now all of a sudden you're leaving? +[5264.480 --> 5266.480] Rota, come on, fun. +[5266.480 --> 5267.480] You promised me. +[5267.480 --> 5270.480] All right, I'm not talking fun anymore. +[5270.480 --> 5274.480] I am talking like your mother I am talking. +[5274.480 --> 5278.480] So then, actually, what I'm trying to say is, come on. +[5278.480 --> 5281.480] You can't walk out on your sister's wedding? +[5281.480 --> 5282.480] I have to, Mary. +[5282.480 --> 5284.480] Don't you see for Debbie? +[5284.480 --> 5286.480] They're making it terrible for her. +[5286.480 --> 5289.480] I mean, this is the most important thing in the kids' life. +[5289.480 --> 5291.480] My mother is ignoring it. +[5291.480 --> 5293.480] You're sitting on my coat. +[5293.480 --> 5296.480] I know. +[5296.480 --> 5298.480] Get up. +[5298.480 --> 5301.480] No. +[5301.480 --> 5303.480] Okay, Mary, you're right. +[5303.480 --> 5304.480] I'm being crazy. +[5304.480 --> 5305.480] I mean, I'm going to stay. +[5305.480 --> 5309.480] I'm staying. +[5309.480 --> 5311.480] Now can I have my coat? +[5311.480 --> 5312.480] Maybe not. +[5312.480 --> 5313.480] I know you, Rota. +[5313.480 --> 5316.480] Once you've got your mind made up, you don't switch that easily. +[5316.480 --> 5318.480] All right, I give up. +[5318.480 --> 5320.480] Off day. +[5320.480 --> 5321.480] Rota? +[5321.480 --> 5322.480] Yes, you should. +[5322.480 --> 5324.480] Is something wrong with mom? +[5324.480 --> 5325.480] Well, what do you mean? +[5325.480 --> 5328.480] Well, she just told me not to act too happy at my wedding. +[5328.480 --> 5336.480] They're Martin. +[5336.480 --> 5338.480] Martin, take a look. +[5338.480 --> 5342.480] Do you ever see such a beautiful bride right off a wedding cake, right? +[5342.480 --> 5344.480] Hey, Daddy, what do you think? +[5344.480 --> 5347.480] Honey, you look beautiful. +[5348.480 --> 5354.480] But I'll show you somebody else who's going to look beautiful. +[5354.480 --> 5357.480] Here you are. +[5357.480 --> 5360.480] Oh, what are you talking? +[5360.480 --> 5364.480] Morgan's turn, you're gorgeous. +[5364.480 --> 5370.480] I'm putting on my top hat. +[5370.480 --> 5374.480] Hey, hey, putting on my white tie. +[5374.480 --> 5377.480] And I'm putting on the fridge. +[5377.480 --> 5379.480] Oh, you're pretty noble. +[5379.480 --> 5380.480] Come on, Mary. +[5380.480 --> 5381.480] Come on. +[5381.480 --> 5383.480] Take a turn with Twinkle, Toshi. +[5383.480 --> 5387.480] I'm putting on my top hat. +[5387.480 --> 5390.480] Hey, hey, putting on my white tie. +[5390.480 --> 5392.480] And I'm putting on my tail. +[5392.480 --> 5394.480] Being finished, I'll down. +[5394.480 --> 5395.480] And I'll down. +[5395.480 --> 5397.480] And I'll have a baby, baby, baby. +[5397.480 --> 5398.480] Baby, baby. +[5398.480 --> 5399.480] Hey, hey. +[5399.480 --> 5402.480] Oh, boy. +[5402.480 --> 5404.480] Yes, sir. +[5404.480 --> 5405.480] I'm going to get a steer. +[5405.480 --> 5407.480] Here, I'll wonderful answer you. +[5407.480 --> 5408.480] No? +[5408.480 --> 5410.480] Thank you. +[5410.480 --> 5412.480] Oh, boy. +[5412.480 --> 5413.480] Hi, there. +[5413.480 --> 5414.480] Top hat, do you remember? +[5414.480 --> 5416.480] We saw that picture on the honeymoon. +[5416.480 --> 5417.480] Yeah, right. +[5417.480 --> 5419.480] Just guess where we spent our honeymoon. +[5419.480 --> 5420.480] Go ahead, Mary, guess. +[5420.480 --> 5421.480] Niagara Falls? +[5421.480 --> 5423.480] Yeah, right. +[5423.480 --> 5428.480] Oh, boy. +[5428.480 --> 5431.480] Road of High, where are you going? +[5431.480 --> 5432.480] Snack. +[5432.480 --> 5435.480] Oh, well, we were just all sitting around talking about +[5435.480 --> 5440.480] the great places that people go on their happy times. +[5440.480 --> 5444.480] So why'd you come on in here? +[5444.480 --> 5446.480] Roads? +[5446.480 --> 5448.480] Sit down. +[5448.480 --> 5450.480] Mary, I'm OK. +[5450.480 --> 5452.480] Well, of course you're OK. +[5452.480 --> 5453.480] Why wouldn't you be OK? +[5453.480 --> 5456.480] I mean, you got one terrific life-y as up out there +[5456.480 --> 5457.480] in Minneapolis. +[5457.480 --> 5459.480] Wonderful friends, wonderful job. +[5459.480 --> 5461.480] I mean, listen, could be Debbie here +[5461.480 --> 5463.480] that's making the mistake, you know? +[5463.480 --> 5466.480] Listen, I don't know what to do. +[5466.480 --> 5468.480] Listen, I don't know what to do. +[5468.480 --> 5471.480] Where are you? +[5471.480 --> 5473.480] You know, I'm just going to take a little walk. +[5473.480 --> 5475.480] Be back in a flash. +[5475.480 --> 5476.480] Road of Don't Go. +[5476.480 --> 5477.480] It's OK, Mary. +[5477.480 --> 5479.480] It's not as dangerous as you're thinking New York. +[5479.480 --> 5482.480] She's going to Minneapolis. +[5482.480 --> 5483.480] Oh, no! +[5483.480 --> 5485.480] Oh, my face! +[5485.480 --> 5487.480] Oh, my face! +[5487.480 --> 5489.480] I'm going to have to see you. +[5489.480 --> 5492.480] Debbie, Debbie, Adi Roads never plays favorites. +[5492.480 --> 5495.480] She got each of your wedding gifts. +[5495.480 --> 5496.480] Well, who's this? +[5496.480 --> 5498.480] That's Mary, Angie Roas. +[5498.480 --> 5499.480] Hi. +[5499.480 --> 5500.480] Mary! +[5500.480 --> 5502.480] Who is she? +[5502.480 --> 5504.480] My friend Mary from Minneapolis. +[5504.480 --> 5505.480] Mary! +[5505.480 --> 5507.480] Oh, she's adorable. +[5507.480 --> 5508.480] She's so cute. +[5508.480 --> 5509.480] She's so cute. +[5509.480 --> 5510.480] She's so cute. +[5510.480 --> 5511.480] She's so cute. +[5511.480 --> 5512.480] She's so cute. +[5512.480 --> 5513.480] She's so cute. +[5513.480 --> 5514.480] Mary! +[5514.480 --> 5515.480] Oh, she's adorable. +[5515.480 --> 5516.480] She's adorable. +[5516.480 --> 5518.480] Come get you out, Road of Don. +[5518.480 --> 5519.480] Oh! +[5519.480 --> 5520.480] Oh! +[5520.480 --> 5521.480] Oh! +[5521.480 --> 5522.480] Oh! +[5522.480 --> 5523.480] Oh! +[5523.480 --> 5524.480] Oh! +[5524.480 --> 5528.480] Mary, could I speak to you for a moment in private? +[5528.480 --> 5529.480] Yes, sure. +[5529.480 --> 5530.480] Sure. +[5530.480 --> 5531.480] Excuse me. +[5531.480 --> 5532.480] Yes! +[5532.480 --> 5533.480] Wait till you see what I got. +[5533.480 --> 5535.480] You're a place setting for each of you. +[5535.480 --> 5537.480] Oh, thank you, as you are. +[5537.480 --> 5540.480] Mary, you're the smart one. +[5540.480 --> 5542.480] Tell me why is Roto leaving? +[5542.480 --> 5545.480] Well, Mrs. Morgan Stern, I think you're talking to the wrong person. +[5545.480 --> 5547.480] Why don't you ask, Road of Don. +[5547.480 --> 5550.480] Did you ever try and ask her anything and get a straight answer from this? +[5550.480 --> 5551.480] Too late. +[5551.480 --> 5554.480] Mary already knows about the wonderful thing that happens once a month. +[5554.480 --> 5556.480] I'm sorry. +[5556.480 --> 5557.480] Goodbye. +[5557.480 --> 5558.480] Road of Don. +[5558.480 --> 5559.480] I'm sorry. +[5559.480 --> 5560.480] Goodbye. +[5560.480 --> 5561.480] Road of Don. +[5561.480 --> 5562.480] I want to cut this stuff. +[5562.480 --> 5563.480] The Mary Day. +[5563.480 --> 5564.480] Yes, stay, Mary. +[5564.480 --> 5565.480] I want you to stay. +[5565.480 --> 5567.480] I want you to be the judge of this. +[5567.480 --> 5568.480] I said, judge a sit. +[5568.480 --> 5569.480] So sit. +[5569.480 --> 5570.480] Road of Don. +[5571.480 --> 5572.480] Road of? +[5572.480 --> 5576.480] I want to tell you that I know why you're leaving, and I understand. +[5576.480 --> 5579.480] OK, why do you think I'm leaving? +[5579.480 --> 5580.480] Ten to one you're wrong. +[5580.480 --> 5583.480] You're leaving because you're hurt that Debbie's getting married. +[5583.480 --> 5585.480] Ma, listen to me. +[5585.480 --> 5586.480] Please. +[5586.480 --> 5593.480] I am leaving because you have the crazy idea that if you make Debbie's wedding a disaster, I'll be happy. +[5593.480 --> 5597.480] I can smell trouble, Milo. +[5597.480 --> 5599.480] What's going on in here? +[5599.480 --> 5604.480] Well, they're having a talk, and I really think they should be left alone. +[5604.480 --> 5606.480] Then why are you here? +[5606.480 --> 5608.480] I'm the judge. +[5608.480 --> 5617.480] And you're doing fun. +[5617.480 --> 5619.480] I don't know what I did right. +[5619.480 --> 5621.480] I don't know what I did wrong. +[5621.480 --> 5624.480] All I know is I didn't want to hurt my favorite. +[5624.480 --> 5625.480] I was never your favorite. +[5625.480 --> 5626.480] Debbie was. +[5626.480 --> 5627.480] That's true. +[5628.480 --> 5630.480] But you were your father's favorite. +[5630.480 --> 5634.480] And then about the time you moved, well, your father and Debbie got very close. +[5634.480 --> 5640.480] And so for the past five years, while you've been out in Minneapolis, although you didn't know, it's been my favorite. +[5640.480 --> 5648.480] Except for those two weeks when your father and I came to visit you, and then it was OK because you were your father's favorite. +[5648.480 --> 5650.480] Are you finished, Ma? +[5650.480 --> 5651.480] Yes. +[5651.480 --> 5652.480] OK, you can go. +[5652.480 --> 5655.480] But before you leave, I want to give you something. +[5655.480 --> 5658.480] Maybe after you've read this, you'll understand your mother a little better. +[5658.480 --> 5661.480] To be very proud of my darling daughter on the day of her wedding. +[5661.480 --> 5662.480] This is for Debbie. +[5662.480 --> 5663.480] No, it's for you. +[5663.480 --> 5665.480] I wrote it the day you were born. +[5665.480 --> 5669.480] Some mothers were just arrested after such an exhausting day. +[5669.480 --> 5678.480] Oh, Mary, you read it when you... +[5678.480 --> 5680.480] She reads that you'll probably cry. +[5680.480 --> 5681.480] Cry, I won't cry. +[5681.480 --> 5683.480] Oh, well, we'll see who won't cry. +[5683.480 --> 5684.480] Sit. +[5684.480 --> 5686.480] Read. +[5686.480 --> 5689.480] Dear Marsha, who's Marsha? +[5689.480 --> 5690.480] That's you. +[5690.480 --> 5693.480] It's a name your father hated. +[5693.480 --> 5699.480] Dear Marsha, as you are reading this letter, I see you standing in your white gown and veil. +[5699.480 --> 5702.480] Well, this certainly has been a big day. +[5702.480 --> 5709.480] My mother wants me to name you Rhoda, but I told her that I refused to let her run my life anymore, Marsha. +[5709.480 --> 5714.480] Oh gee, you're so cute, dark hair, dark eyes. +[5714.480 --> 5718.480] I know you'll be lovable because we are a lovable family. +[5718.480 --> 5719.480] Do I sit here? +[5719.480 --> 5720.480] No. +[5720.480 --> 5723.480] I just knew you'd be a girl. +[5723.480 --> 5725.480] God has been good to me. +[5725.480 --> 5730.480] The nurses haven't been so nice, but God... +[5730.480 --> 5733.480] Now I'm not going to cry. +[5733.480 --> 5734.480] I'm going to cry. +[5734.480 --> 5743.480] Now I have everything, a loving husband and a beautiful daughter. +[5743.480 --> 5744.480] Someone once said... +[5744.480 --> 5747.480] Listen, girls, it's getting late. +[5747.480 --> 5750.480] Uh-oh, the letter. +[5754.480 --> 5758.480] Someone once said, a son is a son till he has a wife. +[5758.480 --> 5761.480] A daughter is a daughter all of her life. +[5761.480 --> 5766.480] I hope this is true for us because tonight my imagination is running wild. +[5766.480 --> 5772.480] When you are sweet 16, I want you to have a dancing party with an orchestra. +[5772.480 --> 5773.480] Do you need this? +[5773.480 --> 5774.480] No. +[5774.480 --> 5777.480] Well, it'll be right here when you do need it. +[5777.480 --> 5783.480] And when you are married, I want you to have the most gorgeous wedding in the whole world with even a bigger orchestra. +[5783.480 --> 5786.480] I hope by then we will be able to afford those things. +[5786.480 --> 5789.480] Right now we can't even afford you. +[5792.480 --> 5797.480] Here I already have you married and you haven't even had your first meal yet. +[5797.480 --> 5802.480] Dear daughter, I love you very much. +[5802.480 --> 5805.480] And even if... +[5808.480 --> 5817.480] And even if I have ten more children, you will still be my favorite because you were my first. +[5817.480 --> 5820.480] Love and kisses your mother. +[5827.480 --> 5830.480] I wrote a pleasure now how I hate it when you cry. +[5842.480 --> 5844.480] Hi everybody, I'm back. +[5844.480 --> 5847.480] Boy, you can't believe the traffic at the airport. +[5847.480 --> 5849.480] Will you marry trying to film here? +[5849.480 --> 5850.480] How's New York? +[5850.480 --> 5853.480] Well, I didn't really get to see too much of New York. +[5853.480 --> 5855.480] What are they doing? Didn't they get this promo on Friday? +[5855.480 --> 5859.480] Well, we have to do it over. That fire we went to turned out to be a false alarm. +[5859.480 --> 5864.480] But if we ever need film of Ted asking a fire sheet if he can ring the bell, we've got it. +[5867.480 --> 5868.480] You ready, Ted? +[5868.480 --> 5869.480] Very LG. +[5870.480 --> 5873.480] Hi, shoot! +[5873.480 --> 5875.480] Rip the copy off the machine, Ted. +[5875.480 --> 5877.480] That's right, across over the phone. +[5877.480 --> 5879.480] Mary Mary, look busy. +[5879.480 --> 5882.480] Good Ted, really good. +[5882.480 --> 5884.480] I don't smile at me when I say good. +[5886.480 --> 5888.480] Good Ted, good Ted. +[5888.480 --> 5889.480] Ring ring. +[5889.480 --> 5890.480] Ring ring. +[5900.480 --> 5902.480] Oh, that's perfect, Ted. +[5902.480 --> 5904.480] That's wonderful. +[5904.480 --> 5908.480] Now just hang up the phone and go get your trench coat. +[5908.480 --> 5911.480] And rush out those doors to that big story. +[5918.480 --> 5920.480] Paul. Paul. +[5920.480 --> 5921.480] Paul. +[5950.480 --> 5951.480] Paul. +[5951.480 --> 5952.480] Paul. +[5952.480 --> 5953.480] Paul. +[5953.480 --> 5954.480] Paul. +[5954.480 --> 5957.480] You're gonna make it after all. +[5957.480 --> 5959.480] Paul. +[5959.480 --> 5960.480] Paul. +[5960.480 --> 5962.480] Paul. +[5962.480 --> 5963.480] Paul. +[5963.480 --> 5964.480] Paul. +[5964.480 --> 5965.480] Paul. +[5965.480 --> 5966.480] Paul. +[5966.480 --> 5967.480] Paul. +[5967.480 --> 5968.480] Paul. +[5968.480 --> 5969.480] Paul. +[5969.480 --> 5970.480] Paul. +[5970.480 --> 5971.480] Okay. +[5971.480 --> 5979.480] Just to keep everybody up to date, Ted will be leaving for Washington on Friday, immediately following his broadcast for a series of interviews with national political figures. +[5979.480 --> 5986.480] Ted will take a 915 plane from international airport arriving at Dallas Airport in Washington at 1220. +[5986.480 --> 5990.480] Uh, the Jataila Hotel I need aboard on my mattress because of my back? +[5990.480 --> 5991.480] Yes, I did. +[5991.480 --> 5994.480] Yeah, we also ordered sheets with pictures of peanuts and snoopy. +[5994.480 --> 6002.480] All right, exactly nine o'clock Saturday morning, Ted will be driven to the Department of State for a briefing with William P. Rogers. +[6002.480 --> 6006.480] William P. Rogers is the Secretary of State. +[6007.480 --> 6010.480] I thought Kissinger was the Secretary of State. +[6010.480 --> 6012.480] I thought he was President. +[6012.480 --> 6017.480] All right, there's gonna be time for questions. So, Marie, I think it's time for Ted to ask. +[6017.480 --> 6019.480] Yeah, she's here. Hold on. +[6019.480 --> 6022.480] Oh, Mr. Bramford, you tell my call back later. +[6022.480 --> 6025.480] She can't talk right now. Who's calling? +[6025.480 --> 6027.480] Tom Vernon? +[6027.480 --> 6029.480] Uh... +[6029.480 --> 6031.480] Hold on, she can't talk right now. +[6031.480 --> 6038.480] Well, that's all I'll take it in the other room. It's just an old friend. I'll be a second. +[6046.480 --> 6048.480] Hello, Tom? +[6048.480 --> 6054.480] You're kidding! You're a Minneapolis! Well, well, well! +[6054.480 --> 6058.480] Yeah, it has. It's been a long time. +[6058.480 --> 6061.480] No, I didn't realize it had been that long. +[6061.480 --> 6065.480] Yeah, yeah, I'm still unmarried. +[6065.480 --> 6069.480] And you still...un as well. +[6069.480 --> 6075.480] So, how are you? Good. Me? Yes, also good. +[6075.480 --> 6078.480] I got lonely. +[6078.480 --> 6086.480] But, Tom, I don't know if we'll be able to get together. You see, I might be going out of town on a business trip. +[6086.480 --> 6089.480] Uh, Wisconsin. +[6089.480 --> 6094.480] Well, uh, I'll tell you why...why don't you call me a little later and then, um, I'm not for sure. +[6094.480 --> 6098.480] Well, thank you. It was wonderful to hear yours, too. +[6098.480 --> 6103.480] Right, and welcome to Minneapolis. Goodbye. +[6103.480 --> 6107.480] Um, that was...that was an old friend. +[6107.480 --> 6110.480] Who you didn't want to see. I know the feeling. +[6110.480 --> 6114.480] No, no, no. I really do want to see him. Uh, never mind. +[6114.480 --> 6117.480] Can we get on with him now? Yes, of course. +[6117.480 --> 6120.480] Say, Lou. +[6120.480 --> 6126.480] You're gonna move them. You mean, you can do as teleguy? +[6126.480 --> 6132.480] Very. Questions? Ted's supposed to ask the secretary of state? +[6132.480 --> 6135.480] Oh, yes, right. The question's Marie. I gave him to him, yeah. +[6135.480 --> 6140.480] Oh, well, then. Must be in here somewhere. Uh, Lou. Uh, I've got a perfect question. +[6140.480 --> 6144.480] But no one there will think of. Mr. Secretary, Ted Baxter, W.J.M. News, +[6144.480 --> 6149.480] when he able to see Paul tell me, sir. Do you sleep naked? +[6155.480 --> 6160.480] So the famous Tom is back, huh? What's the last time he saw him there? +[6160.480 --> 6165.480] Two and a half years ago. Two and a half years and four letters. +[6165.480 --> 6170.480] And a postcard from Atlantic City, or the picture of a diving horse. +[6170.480 --> 6174.480] Now, just when I think I'll over him, he's... Well, I'm not gonna see him. +[6174.480 --> 6178.480] That's all. I mean, there isn't time anyway. There's, I've got all this spring cleaning to do. +[6178.480 --> 6183.480] Yeah. I can see where you wouldn't want to pass up this kind of fun to go out with the guy you used to love. +[6183.480 --> 6188.480] Is there anything here you think you want? Yeah, Marie. That sure is. +[6190.480 --> 6193.480] How about the... I meant from the box. +[6193.480 --> 6196.480] How was it for you to do that? +[6196.480 --> 6199.480] What's it, kid? What's that hurt? To see him again? +[6199.480 --> 6203.480] Hey, just once. It can hurt. Road him, leave me it can hurt. +[6203.480 --> 6206.480] Where I remember once we were on this picnic. +[6206.480 --> 6210.480] And there we were on that mountain side, sitting on the grass. +[6210.480 --> 6212.480] Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. +[6212.480 --> 6216.480] General Slope, I assume. I mean, you weren't clutching out the bushes to stay. +[6216.480 --> 6218.480] Right. General Slope. +[6218.480 --> 6223.480] And we were having wine and cheese and staring at the clouds and he turned to me and he said, +[6223.480 --> 6230.480] if I were the kind of guy who would ever get married, this is the moment I would propose. +[6230.480 --> 6234.480] Road, it was the worst moment of my life. +[6234.480 --> 6237.480] Oh, you Protestants. +[6237.480 --> 6245.480] Goddamn! Goddamn here. I will tell you, when we're older, path-carrying, the worst moment of my life. +[6246.480 --> 6248.480] You wanna hear it now? +[6248.480 --> 6252.480] You brought my high school prom and I'm oil potato. +[6252.480 --> 6255.480] Oh, I don't know. Why don't we save that? +[6255.480 --> 6257.480] If you want this, what is it? +[6257.480 --> 6259.480] I don't know. That's when throwing it out. +[6259.480 --> 6260.480] Of course. +[6260.480 --> 6265.480] Boy, today, Road, when he called, I got so formal, I just, I couldn't relax. +[6265.480 --> 6270.480] My boy sounded like Pat Nixon welcoming Eagle Scouts to the oval tree. +[6270.480 --> 6274.480] Hey, Mary, I've never seen this before. What is this? +[6274.480 --> 6276.480] Oh, it's just a family photo album. +[6276.480 --> 6277.480] Can I have it? +[6277.480 --> 6281.480] I could leave it open in my apartment and people would think it was my life. +[6281.480 --> 6284.480] There's pictures of Tom in there somewhere. +[6284.480 --> 6286.480] Oh, is this him here, Mary? +[6286.480 --> 6289.480] Where? Standing right next to you in front of his car. +[6289.480 --> 6291.480] Yeah, that's Tom. +[6291.480 --> 6293.480] It's a very revealing photo. +[6293.480 --> 6297.480] Hmm, he's got the same love stick expression as face as you do. +[6297.480 --> 6299.480] Only he's looking at his car. +[6299.480 --> 6301.480] Exactly. +[6301.480 --> 6303.480] Would you like me to sum up our relationship? +[6303.480 --> 6305.480] Saturday we go out. +[6305.480 --> 6307.480] Sunday I cry. +[6307.480 --> 6309.480] Monday I never wanted to see him again. +[6309.480 --> 6312.480] And by Thursday I prayed he'd call back Friday. +[6312.480 --> 6314.480] He did. Saturday we go out. +[6314.480 --> 6316.480] No, no, not again. +[6316.480 --> 6317.480] Maybe he's changed. +[6317.480 --> 6319.480] You had to say that, didn't you? +[6319.480 --> 6321.480] Well, Road, you know what this reminds me of? +[6321.480 --> 6326.480] A scene from Beach Blanket Bingo, and we're Sandra Day and a Netflix cello. +[6326.480 --> 6329.480] All Sandra, Sandra, don't take it so hard. +[6329.480 --> 6331.480] Maybe Fabian will ask you to the hop. +[6332.480 --> 6336.480] I know. I mean, I'm 32 years old and I'm walking around like... +[6336.480 --> 6339.480] Hello. +[6339.480 --> 6342.480] Oh, hello again, Tom. +[6342.480 --> 6348.480] Yeah, I'm sorry that I couldn't talk when you called earlier, but... +[6348.480 --> 6351.480] Well, I'm busy, busy, busy. +[6351.480 --> 6354.480] Uh, what's that you say? +[6354.480 --> 6359.480] No, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't go out tomorrow night either because as it does turn out, +[6359.480 --> 6363.480] I will be going out of town on the business trip. +[6363.480 --> 6366.480] How long will you be in our fair city? +[6366.480 --> 6368.480] Just a week. +[6368.480 --> 6371.480] Well, then I guess I'm missing you. +[6371.480 --> 6374.480] Yeah, sure. I'll write down your number just in case. +[6374.480 --> 6378.480] Sure. 555, 9372. +[6378.480 --> 6381.480] Extension 2176. +[6381.480 --> 6384.480] Right. Bye. +[6384.480 --> 6386.480] How long will you be in our fair city? +[6386.480 --> 6389.480] I know. Why do I talk like that? +[6389.480 --> 6392.480] Well, at least it's over and I'm not going to have to put myself through that again. +[6392.480 --> 6394.480] Are you sure? I'm sure. +[6394.480 --> 6396.480] That's why I did not write down this phone number. +[6396.480 --> 6401.480] 555, 9372. Extension 2176. +[6401.480 --> 6405.480] You want to write that down before you forget. +[6411.480 --> 6415.480] Go ahead, Mayor. Why don't you call, Tom? You know you want to. +[6415.480 --> 6422.480] I think you're right. I know what I'm making such a big deal out of it for. +[6422.480 --> 6427.480] Hello, room 2176, please. +[6427.480 --> 6433.480] Just a day. You see the way my arm just hung up on me? +[6433.480 --> 6437.480] Isn't that stupid? Maybe it knows best. +[6437.480 --> 6439.480] Yeah. +[6439.480 --> 6443.480] Wait, it's an arm. What's it known? +[6443.480 --> 6450.480] I've never done anything like that before in mind. Hello, room 2176, please. +[6450.480 --> 6453.480] I did it again. +[6453.480 --> 6456.480] I'll tell you why. Next time try holding the phone in your other hand. +[6456.480 --> 6458.480] I can't trust that one. +[6458.480 --> 6461.480] I didn't believe I did that. Why did I do that? +[6461.480 --> 6464.480] Any messages, Mary? Yes, Mr. Chair. +[6464.480 --> 6466.480] You can take the rest of the day off. +[6466.480 --> 6468.480] Why? +[6468.480 --> 6472.480] Well, I figured maybe you'd want to see that old boyfriend of yours, Tom, all he's still in town. +[6472.480 --> 6473.480] Mary? +[6473.480 --> 6475.480] Lou, I told you not to say anything. +[6475.480 --> 6477.480] Mary, why did you tell me you wouldn't tell her? +[6477.480 --> 6479.480] Look, Mary, if I didn't say something, you'd think I could. +[6479.480 --> 6482.480] I thought it might help it be her. I don't want everyone in the world to know. +[6482.480 --> 6485.480] Or would you want me to know? I'm as close to you as he is. +[6485.480 --> 6489.480] Besides you could trust me. If you told me, I wouldn't go blabbing it to him. +[6494.480 --> 6497.480] Oh, say, Mary, I've been going out of this eye tiner area. +[6497.480 --> 6501.480] I think as long as I'm winging it to DC, I automate the president. +[6501.480 --> 6503.480] Uh, Tim? +[6503.480 --> 6508.480] The junkie has already been sent, and nobody is going to meet the president on this trip. +[6510.480 --> 6514.480] Here, call the White House. There is the telephone number. +[6514.480 --> 6517.480] Tim, I can't get the president on the telephone. +[6517.480 --> 6521.480] Of course you can. Unless you tell me you're calling me Tim Baxter. +[6521.480 --> 6525.480] Never risked receiving the president of the United States. +[6525.480 --> 6528.480] Well, you can help someday if I decide to throw my head in the fire. +[6528.480 --> 6533.480] You? Why not? +[6533.480 --> 6536.480] They asked Cronkite to run for the Senate once. +[6536.480 --> 6539.480] I think good night and good news is a lot better than... +[6539.480 --> 6541.480] And that's the way it is. +[6543.480 --> 6545.480] It's ringing. +[6545.480 --> 6548.480] Hello, a White House? +[6548.480 --> 6551.480] Is the president there? +[6551.480 --> 6554.480] That's not the way to do it. +[6554.480 --> 6556.480] Hi there. +[6556.480 --> 6558.480] It's Tim Baxter, WJM TV, Minneapolis St. Paul. +[6558.480 --> 6560.480] I'll speak to the president. +[6560.480 --> 6563.480] It's personal. +[6563.480 --> 6565.480] It's busy. +[6565.480 --> 6568.480] Oh, I'll hold. +[6568.480 --> 6572.480] Okay, uh, haven't called me back. +[6572.480 --> 6576.480] Uh, tell him I'll be here for a couple of hours. +[6576.480 --> 6580.480] Then he can call me at home at 555-873, so... +[6580.480 --> 6583.480] Tell him not to call out to 10 o'clock, I'll be asleep. +[6584.480 --> 6587.480] What he calls, I'll be in makeup. +[6587.480 --> 6590.480] That's the way you call president. +[6590.480 --> 6594.480] APPLAUSE +[6595.480 --> 6598.480] Mary, you still haven't called Tom? +[6598.480 --> 6599.480] I know. +[6599.480 --> 6601.480] Mary, you want to call him. +[6601.480 --> 6603.480] Call him. +[6603.480 --> 6609.480] Okay, and this time I am not hanging up. +[6609.480 --> 6614.480] Um, Roma, 2176, please. +[6614.480 --> 6616.480] Hi, Tom. +[6616.480 --> 6618.480] It's Mary. +[6618.480 --> 6621.480] Yeah, right here in Minneapolis. +[6621.480 --> 6624.480] I didn't have to go out of town after all, and so... +[6624.480 --> 6627.480] I thought if you weren't doing anything tonight, +[6627.480 --> 6630.480] of course I'm sure that you are. +[6630.480 --> 6632.480] You want it? +[6632.480 --> 6634.480] Oh, that's wonderful. +[6634.480 --> 6636.480] Fine, 8 o'clock. +[6636.480 --> 6638.480] It's a 1-1-9 North Weatherly. +[6638.480 --> 6640.480] That'll be good seeing you, too. +[6640.480 --> 6643.480] Goodbye. +[6643.480 --> 6648.480] Well, I'm so happy about you, because I know what's going to happen to me. +[6653.480 --> 6657.480] Hello, Annette. It's Sandra. +[6657.480 --> 6659.480] Roda, this is just like him. +[6659.480 --> 6662.480] He's already an hour late, and I have been ready for two hours. +[6662.480 --> 6665.480] I mean, it's happening all over again. +[6665.480 --> 6668.480] There he is. I'll call you back after. +[6668.480 --> 6671.480] Bye. +[6674.480 --> 6676.480] The reason I made this happen, +[6676.480 --> 6679.480] is for the past 30 minutes finding out there is no great thing you can say to a woman +[6679.480 --> 6681.480] you haven't seen in two and a half years. +[6681.480 --> 6682.480] What do you mean? +[6682.480 --> 6684.480] I mean, how you've been, Annette. +[6684.480 --> 6686.480] You look wonderful. +[6686.480 --> 6687.480] That's not enough. +[6687.480 --> 6689.480] It's good to see you again. +[6689.480 --> 6690.480] Yeah, that doesn't work. +[6690.480 --> 6691.480] And definitely not. +[6691.480 --> 6694.480] It's been a long time. +[6694.480 --> 6697.480] You look wonderful. +[6697.480 --> 6698.480] It's good to see you. +[6698.480 --> 6700.480] A half-year-old. +[6700.480 --> 6703.480] Well, that's been a long time. +[6703.480 --> 6707.480] Well, now that that's out of the way, hey, I love your place. +[6707.480 --> 6711.480] But I don't see anything from your old apartment, including your roommate. +[6711.480 --> 6714.480] I should have known you'd get better looking. +[6714.480 --> 6718.480] Now, in your 60s, I won't be able to stand it. +[6718.480 --> 6720.480] Hey, you sure you want to go out tonight? +[6720.480 --> 6722.480] Oh, yes, I'm sure. +[6722.480 --> 6723.480] I mean, sure. +[6723.480 --> 6725.480] Yeah, I'm sure. +[6725.480 --> 6728.480] I hope you just stay in and get re-acquainted. +[6728.480 --> 6731.480] Well, can't we re-acquaint out? +[6731.480 --> 6732.480] I guess so. +[6732.480 --> 6735.480] I mean, I thought we could order a pizza like the old days. +[6735.480 --> 6736.480] I saw a place in the next block. +[6736.480 --> 6738.480] They don't deliver. +[6738.480 --> 6741.480] Now, Tom, I insist. +[6741.480 --> 6744.480] You are the guest and I am the tour guide. +[6744.480 --> 6747.480] And Minneapolis has a terrific nightlife. +[6747.480 --> 6748.480] All right, of course, Mary. +[6748.480 --> 6750.480] You didn't dress up just to sit home. +[6750.480 --> 6753.480] We'll go out and have fun. +[6753.480 --> 6754.480] Right. +[6754.480 --> 6757.480] But you know, you do look wonderful. +[6757.480 --> 6760.480] You're going to love this little restaurant I picked out. +[6760.480 --> 6762.480] Are you sure that place doesn't deliver? +[6762.480 --> 6763.480] Absolutely. +[6763.480 --> 6766.480] Because I remember once I was giving a party, you know, +[6766.480 --> 6767.480] it was no particular occasion. +[6767.480 --> 6769.480] Just a bunch of us got together. +[6769.480 --> 6773.480] And somebody suggested we send after pizza because the party, you know, +[6773.480 --> 6774.480] had gone on for some time. +[6774.480 --> 6776.480] And we'd sort of run out of food. +[6776.480 --> 6779.480] And anyway, we all got on the phone. +[6779.480 --> 6781.480] And even after we pleaded and pleaded, +[6781.480 --> 6782.480] the still wouldn't deliver. +[6782.480 --> 6785.480] And finally, we just trooped on down there. +[6785.480 --> 6789.480] And so let's get going because Minneapolis awaits. +[6796.480 --> 6798.480] Okay, let's go. +[6802.480 --> 6808.480] You know, I know of this other place that he does deliver. +[6808.480 --> 6811.480] And so, Mr. Mrs. Twin Cities, immediately following this broadcast, +[6811.480 --> 6814.480] this reporter will be winging his way to our nation's capital. +[6814.480 --> 6817.480] That's Washington District of Columbia. +[6817.480 --> 6820.480] We're parallel as with our nation's leaders. +[6820.480 --> 6823.480] A lot of hard work has been spent preparing for this trip. +[6823.480 --> 6826.480] His mother had the so-name tapes on his underwear. +[6826.480 --> 6830.480] Many hours of griefings research an exhaustive study. +[6830.480 --> 6834.480] So the first thing I've ever heard about this story is that +[6834.480 --> 6837.480] many hours of griefings research an exhaustive study. +[6837.480 --> 6842.480] So that this reporter can seek out the news behind the news. +[6842.480 --> 6846.480] He asked me if Washington was named after the president or the state. +[6848.480 --> 6853.480] Mrs. Ted Baxter, your man in Washington, saying good night and good news. +[6853.480 --> 6855.480] Ted going to Washington. +[6855.480 --> 6858.480] Donald teach Agnuda pick on newscasts. +[6860.480 --> 6862.480] Three good jokes and nothing. +[6862.480 --> 6865.480] The time hasn't called yet, huh? +[6865.480 --> 6867.480] No. And he said he called me at work today. +[6867.480 --> 6870.480] No, Mary is still at work. He could still call. +[6870.480 --> 6872.480] He, I suppose. +[6872.480 --> 6875.480] Mary, would you run these budgets down to accounting for me? +[6875.480 --> 6879.480] Yes, Mr. Grandfell. Murray, if any calls come, just tell him I'm down the hall +[6879.480 --> 6881.480] and I'll call him right back. +[6881.480 --> 6882.480] Down the hall. +[6882.480 --> 6886.480] No, no, just say I'll be right back and then put him on hold. +[6886.480 --> 6887.480] Right back. +[6887.480 --> 6891.480] Wait, no, no, don't. Just say, say just a minute and come and get me. +[6893.480 --> 6894.480] All good. +[6895.480 --> 6897.480] Who's wrong, little Grant? +[6897.480 --> 6899.480] The budgets? Yeah, they're all the way down. +[6899.480 --> 6900.480] Mm-hmm. +[6905.480 --> 6908.480] All right. Good to be a foreign correspondent again. +[6908.480 --> 6911.480] A week in Tijuana, it doesn't make you a foreign correspondent. +[6915.480 --> 6916.480] Well? +[6916.480 --> 6917.480] So long, Ted. +[6917.480 --> 6918.480] Good trip. +[6922.480 --> 6924.480] I'm gonna miss you, your big polluca. +[6927.480 --> 6929.480] Ted, you only got to be gone for two days. +[6931.480 --> 6933.480] Murray, take care of yourself, you hear? +[6934.480 --> 6935.480] Right, Ted. +[6936.480 --> 6939.480] You're not gonna really miss you guys. You don't know how much I'm gonna miss you. +[6939.480 --> 6941.480] We promise we'll ride every day. +[6943.480 --> 6945.480] You sure you don't want to come along, little? +[6945.480 --> 6946.480] No, Ted. +[6946.480 --> 6947.480] Murray? +[6947.480 --> 6948.480] We can't, Ted. +[6948.480 --> 6950.480] Ah, come on. Please. +[6950.480 --> 6951.480] We'll have a lot of fun. +[6951.480 --> 6953.480] It's a three-year-old running around Washington. +[6955.480 --> 6957.480] Please, I don't want to grow by myself. +[6961.480 --> 6963.480] Ted, it's gonna be all right. +[6964.480 --> 6966.480] There will be people there to take care of you. +[6966.480 --> 6968.480] Yeah. And we'll be here if you need us. +[6969.480 --> 6971.480] Well, I guess I'll be all right. +[6971.480 --> 6973.480] Sure you will. +[6973.480 --> 6974.480] Well, so. +[6978.480 --> 6979.480] Murray? +[6979.480 --> 6980.480] No. +[6980.480 --> 6982.480] I can't take it. +[6985.480 --> 6986.480] Don't be so sad, Murray. +[6986.480 --> 6988.480] Only gone for a couple of days. +[6993.480 --> 6995.480] It's Roda. +[6995.480 --> 6997.480] Oh, hi. +[6997.480 --> 7000.480] Well, hi, Roda. +[7000.480 --> 7002.480] Still having her from time, huh? +[7002.480 --> 7003.480] Nope. +[7003.480 --> 7006.480] Murray, something happened last night. +[7006.480 --> 7008.480] The worst possible thing. +[7008.480 --> 7009.480] We had a terrific time. +[7009.480 --> 7011.480] Oh, that's a shame. +[7011.480 --> 7012.480] At least I did. +[7012.480 --> 7013.480] Yes. +[7013.480 --> 7015.480] Well, it's my fault I should have never gone out with him. +[7015.480 --> 7016.480] I think I know what's wrong. +[7016.480 --> 7019.480] Murray, you haven't told Tom how you really feel about it. +[7019.480 --> 7020.480] Yes, I have. +[7020.480 --> 7021.480] Big mistake. +[7022.480 --> 7024.480] Roda, I don't believe that. +[7024.480 --> 7025.480] You don't believe it. You're living it. +[7025.480 --> 7028.480] The only guy in life you really want, he's leaving town tomorrow. +[7028.480 --> 7031.480] Well, there's just nothing I can do about that. +[7031.480 --> 7033.480] Oh, Murray, this certainly is. +[7033.480 --> 7036.480] Nobody walks away from the game when he's losing. +[7036.480 --> 7040.480] Hey, Roda, this is just so that I can continue to respect you +[7040.480 --> 7042.480] as my closest friend. +[7042.480 --> 7044.480] Tell me you're not suggesting that I do anything stupid +[7044.480 --> 7046.480] that is trying to make Tom jealous. +[7046.480 --> 7047.480] Yeah, I know. +[7047.480 --> 7048.480] You're right, kid. +[7048.480 --> 7049.480] It's absolutely absurd. +[7049.480 --> 7051.480] People are ages playing games. +[7051.480 --> 7053.480] I mean, I'm sorry I even mentioned. +[7053.480 --> 7054.480] I'm ashamed. +[7054.480 --> 7055.480] But it works. +[7055.480 --> 7059.480] Come on, Roda, you can't build a relationship +[7059.480 --> 7061.480] that's going to be full and meaningful +[7061.480 --> 7063.480] on the foundation of deceit. +[7063.480 --> 7064.480] Sure you can. +[7067.480 --> 7068.480] Are you expecting him? +[7068.480 --> 7069.480] Huh? +[7069.480 --> 7071.480] Roda, if it is here, promise me you'll stay. +[7071.480 --> 7073.480] Okay, just please, and I'll let him take you there. +[7073.480 --> 7075.480] I can't, I'm a suit. +[7075.480 --> 7077.480] All right, I promise. +[7079.480 --> 7080.480] Hi. +[7080.480 --> 7081.480] Hi. +[7081.480 --> 7082.480] Hi. +[7082.480 --> 7084.480] I'm Roda. You've probably heard a great deal about me +[7084.480 --> 7086.480] and I've certainly heard a lot about you. +[7086.480 --> 7087.480] Welcome to our fair city. +[7087.480 --> 7089.480] Welcome to our fair city. +[7089.480 --> 7092.480] That's my friend. +[7092.480 --> 7094.480] I'd like to meet you sometime. +[7094.480 --> 7097.480] I thought you'd be glad to see me, aren't you? +[7097.480 --> 7099.480] Oh, surely. +[7099.480 --> 7101.480] Well, I was supposed to call you work today, +[7101.480 --> 7104.480] but somehow I just got involved, you know? +[7104.480 --> 7105.480] Oh, well, no. +[7105.480 --> 7107.480] I thought that I was supposed to call you. +[7107.480 --> 7109.480] Anyway, I happen to be in the neighborhood +[7109.480 --> 7110.480] so I thought I'd just drop in. +[7110.480 --> 7112.480] Well, good. That's good. +[7112.480 --> 7116.480] I'm just sorry that we won't be able to spend more time together. +[7116.480 --> 7118.480] What do you mean? +[7118.480 --> 7120.480] Well, I have a late date. +[7120.480 --> 7121.480] How late? +[7121.480 --> 7122.480] 10.30. +[7122.480 --> 7123.480] 10.30? +[7123.480 --> 7126.480] Well, see, that's when he gets off work. +[7126.480 --> 7127.480] Oh, he's... +[7127.480 --> 7129.480] Nobody gets off work at 10.30. +[7129.480 --> 7131.480] Uh, policeman, do. +[7131.480 --> 7132.480] He's a cop? +[7132.480 --> 7134.480] Detective, first. +[7134.480 --> 7136.480] Oh. +[7136.480 --> 7139.480] He's not a detective, first. +[7139.480 --> 7144.480] He's not a policeman and, uh... +[7144.480 --> 7146.480] He's not even a person. +[7146.480 --> 7149.480] I mean, I don't have a date tonight. +[7149.480 --> 7151.480] What did you say you did? +[7151.480 --> 7153.480] Do I make you do things like that, Mary? +[7153.480 --> 7155.480] No, Tom, it's not you. +[7155.480 --> 7157.480] You're not mad at me? +[7157.480 --> 7159.480] No. +[7159.480 --> 7161.480] Everything's okay? +[7161.480 --> 7162.480] Yeah, fine. +[7162.480 --> 7163.480] Good. +[7163.480 --> 7164.480] Let's have the pizza. +[7164.480 --> 7165.480] Okay. +[7168.480 --> 7173.480] Oh, Tom, can't you even remember that I hate and show these? +[7174.480 --> 7176.480] I mean, look, I can take a lot, you know, +[7176.480 --> 7179.480] but I just cannot take a lot of the air. +[7179.480 --> 7182.480] Well, the pizza that's mothered in anchovies. +[7182.480 --> 7184.480] I really don't think that's being too demanding of me +[7184.480 --> 7187.480] to expect you to remember that I hate anchovies. +[7187.480 --> 7191.480] Why do I have the crazy feeling that this isn't what you're really mad about? +[7191.480 --> 7193.480] No, no. This is it, right there. +[7193.480 --> 7197.480] If you had to take a wild stab or something else that might be bothering you, +[7197.480 --> 7198.480] what would it be? +[7198.480 --> 7199.480] Nothing. +[7199.480 --> 7200.480] Take a stab. +[7200.480 --> 7201.480] No, I'll tell you not. +[7201.480 --> 7202.480] A wild stab. +[7203.480 --> 7204.480] Tom, I'm sorry. +[7204.480 --> 7206.480] Listen, it's nothing to be mad about. +[7206.480 --> 7210.480] I mean, you can't help it if you don't care. +[7210.480 --> 7212.480] I don't, huh? +[7212.480 --> 7214.480] I care. +[7214.480 --> 7217.480] Tom, it's just so hard not knowing if I'm ever going to see you again +[7217.480 --> 7220.480] and only knowing that when I do, you're going to leave. +[7220.480 --> 7223.480] Sure, to the movie of my life. Frank Sinatra will play the part, right? +[7223.480 --> 7226.480] Well, don't tell me you really do feel badly when you leave. +[7226.480 --> 7227.480] That's right, I do. +[7227.480 --> 7230.480] Then how come you only wrote me four times in two and a half years? +[7230.480 --> 7233.480] I mean, readers died just wrote to me more than that. +[7233.480 --> 7237.480] I'll tell you only wrote to me three times in the last two and a half years. +[7237.480 --> 7238.480] That's just different. +[7238.480 --> 7239.480] Oh, no, it's not. +[7239.480 --> 7241.480] And the last two times you cited fondly instead of love. +[7241.480 --> 7244.480] That's because I didn't think that we were in love anymore. +[7244.480 --> 7246.480] I thought we were more in fondness. +[7246.480 --> 7247.480] No. +[7247.480 --> 7249.480] I love you. +[7249.480 --> 7251.480] I love you. +[7251.480 --> 7252.480] Tom. +[7255.480 --> 7258.480] So how come we're not happy about that? +[7258.480 --> 7263.480] Because we each want different things. +[7263.480 --> 7267.480] Mary, you want a deeper relationship. +[7267.480 --> 7272.480] You want to be a wife, mistress, mother, sister, and friend. +[7272.480 --> 7276.480] I just don't think one out of five is enough for you. +[7276.480 --> 7279.480] You're right. One out of five isn't enough. +[7279.480 --> 7283.480] But, um, three out of five? +[7283.480 --> 7287.480] Mary, you just end up disappointed. +[7287.480 --> 7292.480] And I end up disappointed and I end up feeling guilty. +[7292.480 --> 7294.480] Oh, it really is easy for you. +[7294.480 --> 7297.480] Oh, no, it's not easy, Mary. +[7297.480 --> 7300.480] Oh, it's not easy. +[7300.480 --> 7305.480] Because I know, one day I'm going to call you when you're going to tell me about some other guy. +[7305.480 --> 7308.480] And that's just going to wipe me out. +[7308.480 --> 7311.480] Oh, yes, it will. Believe me, it will. +[7311.480 --> 7313.480] I can do it. I do believe you, Tom. +[7313.480 --> 7316.480] I guess you just can't change. +[7317.480 --> 7324.480] But hey, did it ever occur to you that someday you're going to be alone? +[7324.480 --> 7327.480] It occurred to me. +[7330.480 --> 7333.480] Poor Tom. +[7334.480 --> 7336.480] Poor me. +[7336.480 --> 7339.480] Poor us. +[7340.480 --> 7343.480] Mary. +[7343.480 --> 7347.480] How long have you been waiting for the airport? +[7347.480 --> 7350.480] Well, he must be tied up in traffic. He said he would be here by airtime. +[7350.480 --> 7353.480] You only got a couple of minutes. You better tell Gordy to stand by to fill in. +[7353.480 --> 7355.480] Right, I will. +[7355.480 --> 7357.480] Hey, guys. +[7357.480 --> 7359.480] Hey, hurry up. You've only got 30 seconds. +[7359.480 --> 7361.480] Did anybody see hello? +[7361.480 --> 7363.480] Stand. All right, all right. +[7363.480 --> 7365.480] Guys, we're going to a couple of days. This is hello. How are you? +[7365.480 --> 7366.480] We missed you. +[7366.480 --> 7367.480] We got him. +[7367.480 --> 7369.480] Same here. How was our rod and trip? +[7369.480 --> 7371.480] I don't want to do one of those things again. +[7371.480 --> 7373.480] You can't believe them. +[7376.480 --> 7379.480] Well, at least he made it. +[7379.480 --> 7383.480] Business Ted Baxter. I just this man returned from our nation's capital. +[7383.480 --> 7387.480] We're all went wild with my talks with our nation's leaders. +[7387.480 --> 7390.480] There was, however, one sorry exception. +[7390.480 --> 7395.480] One nationally known political figure, who's steadfastly refused to see me. +[7395.480 --> 7398.480] Even when I stopped by his house. +[7398.480 --> 7401.480] Something to hide, Richard Nixon. +[7407.480 --> 7410.480] Who can take a nothing day? +[7410.480 --> 7413.480] And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. +[7413.480 --> 7417.480] Will it you, girl? And you should know it. +[7417.480 --> 7421.480] With each glance in every little movement you show. +[7421.480 --> 7424.480] But it's all I know need to wish. +[7424.480 --> 7428.480] You can never tell why you know you take it. +[7428.480 --> 7433.480] You're gonna make it at the wrong. +[7436.480 --> 7440.480] You're gonna make it at the wrong. +[7452.480 --> 7455.480] What are you doing? +[7455.480 --> 7457.480] Oh, Mary, Camille. Look at this review. +[7457.480 --> 7459.480] You documentary, guys. +[7459.480 --> 7461.480] You're kidding. The paper reviewed my show. +[7461.480 --> 7463.480] What does it say? +[7463.480 --> 7469.480] I tuned in to WJMTV last night to see a typically dull documentary about chimps at the Komopark Zoo. +[7469.480 --> 7471.480] Oh, Mary. +[7471.480 --> 7475.480] You work for a month on a show and then soundwriter from... +[7475.480 --> 7480.480] Instead, I was treated to a fascinating, informative, and fast-moving house. +[7481.480 --> 7484.480] Half-hour narrated by anthropologist Margaret Kellogg. +[7484.480 --> 7487.480] We give producer Mary Richards four stars. +[7487.480 --> 7490.480] Four stars. Mary, they never give four stars. +[7490.480 --> 7491.480] That's right. +[7491.480 --> 7494.480] The best head of a god was three lemons. +[7494.480 --> 7496.480] I mean, love's Mary, they mentioned you too. +[7496.480 --> 7497.480] I know. +[7497.480 --> 7500.480] Credit for the outstanding writing on the show goes to... +[7500.480 --> 7503.480] Muriel, slaughter? +[7503.480 --> 7505.480] My mother would be so pleased. +[7505.480 --> 7508.480] She always wanted a girl. +[7508.480 --> 7510.480] Congratulations, Mary. +[7510.480 --> 7511.480] Thank you, Mr. Grant. +[7511.480 --> 7513.480] You too, Muriel. +[7513.480 --> 7515.480] No, no, I mean it. +[7515.480 --> 7517.480] That was a terrific show last night. +[7517.480 --> 7520.480] Oh, thanks, Lou. I'll remind you of what it's time for a race. +[7520.480 --> 7523.480] I was speaking to Mary, Ted. +[7523.480 --> 7528.480] What do you mean? You said a terrific show last night, and it's my new show, not Mary. +[7528.480 --> 7532.480] It's mine. So if you're perfectly natural for me to say, thank you. +[7532.480 --> 7534.480] Ted, we were talking about another show. +[7534.480 --> 7537.480] It's a little show that Mary and I worked on about chimps at the zoo. +[7537.480 --> 7539.480] How come I didn't know anything about it? +[7539.480 --> 7541.480] Oh, well, Margaret Kellogg did the narration. +[7541.480 --> 7543.480] Well, how come I didn't do it? +[7543.480 --> 7546.480] Oh, we thought about it, Ted. We really did. +[7546.480 --> 7547.480] Why didn't I get it? +[7547.480 --> 7549.480] Because we thought about it, Ted. +[7549.480 --> 7551.480] No, it is... +[7551.480 --> 7555.480] Dr. Kellogg has written books about chimps and speaks brilliantly, +[7555.480 --> 7557.480] and was available to do the show. +[7557.480 --> 7561.480] So, you know, we figured that to have you do it instead of her would be... +[7561.480 --> 7563.480] Stupid! +[7567.480 --> 7571.480] Mary? Yeah? +[7571.480 --> 7573.480] Oh, Mary, I thought I heard you coming. +[7573.480 --> 7577.480] Hi, my friend Mary Richards, a celebrity. +[7577.480 --> 7579.480] Oh, that's... Oh, that! +[7579.480 --> 7582.480] Mary, this is quite some rye up. +[7582.480 --> 7583.480] Yeah. +[7583.480 --> 7585.480] Same as kid. Here are the nights, review. +[7585.480 --> 7587.480] Yeah, it's the kind of daughter. +[7587.480 --> 7591.480] If it had been me, I would have rushed out for 20 copies to send to everybody I know. +[7591.480 --> 7595.480] Ah, well, you see, that's the difference between you and me, Rhoda. +[7595.480 --> 7598.480] I only bought 10 copies. +[7598.480 --> 7601.480] Hey, it looks like they both had big day. +[7601.480 --> 7604.480] Yeah. That was a hint, Mary. +[7604.480 --> 7607.480] I mean, you supposed to ask me what kind of a big day I had. +[7607.480 --> 7608.480] Rhoda, I'm sorry. +[7608.480 --> 7610.480] I very glad you were at. +[7610.480 --> 7613.480] I was getting in Hempbell's table, right? +[7613.480 --> 7616.480] Having my lunch, guests who sat down to share my table. +[7616.480 --> 7620.480] Doug Hempbell, one of the Hempbell's Hempbells? +[7620.480 --> 7624.480] Yes, Mary. The grandson of our founder, Bernard Hempbell. +[7624.480 --> 7625.480] Really? +[7625.480 --> 7627.480] Now, I've seen him a lot around the store. +[7627.480 --> 7629.480] You can't miss him. He's so gorgeous. +[7629.480 --> 7630.480] Yeah. +[7630.480 --> 7631.480] But I never got to know him. +[7631.480 --> 7634.480] So here he is sitting across the table from me. +[7634.480 --> 7636.480] And we're really talking, ma'am. +[7636.480 --> 7638.480] I'm just at ease. I'm kidding around. +[7638.480 --> 7640.480] Just like I'm talking to you now. +[7640.480 --> 7641.480] But without the feed-up, of course. +[7641.480 --> 7645.480] Anyway, he starts laughing at the things I'm saying. +[7645.480 --> 7646.480] All right? +[7646.480 --> 7648.480] Only the good stuff, because he's selected. +[7648.480 --> 7652.480] And it turns out that we like a lot of the same thing. +[7652.480 --> 7653.480] Yeah, I like what? +[7653.480 --> 7656.480] Well, like he likes male brooks, which, of course, I do. +[7656.480 --> 7659.480] And he likes Neil Diamond, which, of course, I do. +[7659.480 --> 7662.480] And sailing, which, of course, well, I could learn to you +[7662.480 --> 7665.480] since I've never sailed, but I know I'm a mother. +[7665.480 --> 7669.480] And then we breeze through lunch, and finally arrive, +[7669.480 --> 7672.480] that awkward, you know, is he going to say it or not? +[7672.480 --> 7673.480] Say what? Or not? +[7673.480 --> 7677.480] You know, Mary something like, uh, how about getting together later +[7677.480 --> 7678.480] for a drink? +[7678.480 --> 7681.480] Or at the very least, I certainly hope our parents cross again +[7681.480 --> 7683.480] within the span of our lifetime. +[7683.480 --> 7686.480] But, Mayor, nothing. +[7686.480 --> 7688.480] Well, Ruda, you'll probably call you tonight. +[7688.480 --> 7690.480] No, I'm not as tight. I'm not as tight. +[7690.480 --> 7694.480] Oh, Ruda, why is it any time you meet a guy +[7694.480 --> 7696.480] and it could turn out to be a real relationship? +[7696.480 --> 7699.480] You start off ending reasons why he's not going to like you. +[7699.480 --> 7703.480] And why is it that most of the guys you do go out with are, +[7703.480 --> 7706.480] in some way, I've, but I didn't know how to put it. +[7706.480 --> 7708.480] It's febes, that's the word. +[7708.480 --> 7714.480] Like the last guy on Arnie, Arnie, the exterminator, +[7714.480 --> 7718.480] is to pick you up in that van with the picture of the bug +[7718.480 --> 7721.480] flying on his back. +[7721.480 --> 7724.480] Feet up in the air, and we found his chest, +[7724.480 --> 7725.480] who has discussed it. +[7725.480 --> 7726.480] Mary, not just... +[7726.480 --> 7729.480] Look, exterminating is an honorable profession. +[7729.480 --> 7731.480] Okay, all right, it's not just the job. +[7731.480 --> 7733.480] Ruda, the man was always asking you to lend him money. +[7733.480 --> 7735.480] Just until termite season. +[7735.480 --> 7740.480] It's true, Mary, those guys may not be perfect, +[7740.480 --> 7742.480] or even second-rate. +[7742.480 --> 7745.480] But when they drop me, I'm thrilled. +[7745.480 --> 7748.480] That is so dumb. +[7748.480 --> 7749.480] So what do you suggest I do? +[7749.480 --> 7751.480] Well, I know what I would do if I had met Doug Hemple. +[7751.480 --> 7754.480] I would try to run into him at the store, +[7754.480 --> 7755.480] and then I would say, +[7755.480 --> 7757.480] would you like to have lunch with me? +[7757.480 --> 7759.480] I'll do it. +[7759.480 --> 7760.480] Good. +[7760.480 --> 7761.480] Hi, Doug. +[7761.480 --> 7763.480] Would you like to have lunch with Mary? +[7763.480 --> 7764.480] Good. +[7764.480 --> 7765.480] Good. +[7765.480 --> 7766.480] Good. +[7766.480 --> 7769.480] Good morning, Mary. +[7769.480 --> 7772.480] Oh, morning, Lou. +[7772.480 --> 7775.480] You got any donuts left? +[7775.480 --> 7778.480] No, this is the only one. +[7778.480 --> 7780.480] I'd give it to you, Lou, but I'm really hungry. +[7780.480 --> 7781.480] I didn't have any breakfast this morning. +[7781.480 --> 7784.480] I didn't have any breakfast, either. +[7784.480 --> 7789.480] Not only that, I skipped dinner last night. +[7789.480 --> 7791.480] Me, too. +[7792.480 --> 7794.480] Oh. +[7794.480 --> 7797.480] I'll pick a lunch, did you hear? +[7797.480 --> 7799.480] Supercrackers. +[7799.480 --> 7801.480] You got it. +[7801.480 --> 7803.480] Good morning. +[7803.480 --> 7804.480] Good morning. +[7804.480 --> 7806.480] Mary, I just ran into the station manager. +[7806.480 --> 7808.480] He said he liked your chimp show so much +[7808.480 --> 7810.480] that he wants to rerun it next month sometime. +[7810.480 --> 7811.480] Hey, terrific. +[7811.480 --> 7812.480] Congratulations. +[7812.480 --> 7813.480] Thanks, you too. +[7813.480 --> 7815.480] And he wants you to come up with some promos for it, you know, +[7815.480 --> 7816.480] to help publicize it. +[7816.480 --> 7817.480] Sure. +[7817.480 --> 7819.480] I'll sure well, I'll get on that right away. +[7820.480 --> 7825.480] You know, Mary, now that you're getting recognition, +[7825.480 --> 7828.480] there are things I could ask you to do before +[7828.480 --> 7830.480] that I can't ask you now. +[7830.480 --> 7833.480] Like, when you started here, I remember you used to bring me +[7833.480 --> 7836.480] a jelly donut every morning. +[7836.480 --> 7837.480] You know? +[7837.480 --> 7840.480] Yeah, I know. +[7840.480 --> 7843.480] It just wouldn't be right now, you know. +[7843.480 --> 7845.480] I wouldn't dream of asking you. +[7845.480 --> 7847.480] I wouldn't expect you to. +[7848.480 --> 7850.480] Hey, I wouldn't even want you to. +[7853.480 --> 7858.480] Yeah, but I, I remember when I come to work, +[7858.480 --> 7862.480] and I walk into the office, and there it is, be on my desk, +[7862.480 --> 7865.480] just sitting there on a little sheet of white paper. +[7866.480 --> 7869.480] One raspberry jelly donut. +[7869.480 --> 7872.480] Sometimes it's strawberry jelly. +[7873.480 --> 7875.480] Always was red, I remember. +[7877.480 --> 7879.480] For a little, what a year. +[7879.480 --> 7883.480] First his wife moves out, and now he's lost his donuts. +[7886.480 --> 7889.480] Well, Mary, I ran that shore of yours. +[7889.480 --> 7890.480] Oh, but I do like it. +[7890.480 --> 7891.480] Don't make me say. +[7891.480 --> 7892.480] Okay. +[7892.480 --> 7895.480] Think as if I say, well, it'll only hurt your feelings. +[7895.480 --> 7896.480] Yeah, okay, Ted. +[7896.480 --> 7898.480] I mean, everybody wants people to like what they do, +[7898.480 --> 7901.480] and if I said, you make you feel bad, so don't make me say. +[7901.480 --> 7902.480] It's okay, I understand. +[7902.480 --> 7903.480] Okay. +[7903.480 --> 7904.480] I hate it. +[7905.480 --> 7907.480] You finally dragged it out of him. +[7908.480 --> 7910.480] I'm talking to the reason why I hear it in Mary. +[7911.480 --> 7912.480] Newsroom? +[7912.480 --> 7913.480] Oh, hi, Rhoda. +[7914.480 --> 7916.480] What, please, slow down, I can't understand you. +[7917.480 --> 7918.480] You did. +[7919.480 --> 7920.480] He did. +[7920.480 --> 7922.480] You going out to dinner tonight? +[7922.480 --> 7923.480] Hey, that's marvelous. +[7924.480 --> 7925.480] Yeah, I'm glad you asked him too. +[7926.480 --> 7927.480] Right. +[7928.480 --> 7930.480] Okay, I'll talk to you tonight, bye-bye. +[7931.480 --> 7934.480] Rhoda is going out to dinner tonight with Doug Hempel. +[7934.480 --> 7935.480] Terrific! +[7936.480 --> 7937.480] Who's Doug Hempel? +[7938.480 --> 7942.480] Now that you've finished your personal call in the office, +[7943.480 --> 7946.480] I'll tell you exactly why I didn't like your show there. It's only fair. +[7946.480 --> 7950.480] Oh, gee, Ted, I don't think it's necessary for you to be so fair. +[7952.480 --> 7955.480] Oh, I didn't mind all that footage about the mother monkey and the father monkey. +[7955.480 --> 7959.480] I mean, I'm open-minded about that sort of thing after all their only animals. +[7960.480 --> 7965.480] But the Kellogg lady hired the way she pronounced some of the words Mary. +[7965.480 --> 7966.480] Yes, she's English. +[7966.480 --> 7967.480] English? +[7968.480 --> 7973.480] Well, I think when those people are here, the least they could do is make an effort to sound normal. +[7975.480 --> 7976.480] I'll tell you, Jim. +[7976.480 --> 7981.480] Oh, but another thing, Mary, it's easy to get good reviews when you use animals and shows. +[7981.480 --> 7985.480] And everybody thinks it's so cute, but they're such great actors. +[7985.480 --> 7988.480] And lastly, they stick a pebble in his paw to make him limp. +[7988.480 --> 7992.480] And everybody says, oh, poor lass, you heard his little paw. +[7992.480 --> 7995.480] You call that acting, Mary. +[7995.480 --> 7998.480] I'd like to see one of those animals do what I do. +[7998.480 --> 8000.480] I'd like to see your chimp doing the news. +[8003.480 --> 8008.480] Isn't it wonderful that he trusts me so much that he'd say something like that in front of me? +[8009.480 --> 8013.480] And he trusts me enough to say I'd like to see one of your chimp's doing the news. +[8014.480 --> 8017.480] That he thinks that I wouldn't say so what I said. +[8021.480 --> 8023.480] You know, Mary, I've been thinking. +[8023.480 --> 8026.480] Maybe you've got the wrong idea about what I was talking about earlier. +[8026.480 --> 8028.480] You mean about the jelly donuts? +[8028.480 --> 8029.480] Yeah, yeah, the jelly donuts. +[8029.480 --> 8035.480] Well, I just want to make it clear to you that I no longer expect you to walk all the way down to the Mr. Donut shop +[8035.480 --> 8038.480] and stand in line just to get me a jelly donut. +[8038.480 --> 8039.480] Well, Mr. Grant, I never did that. +[8039.480 --> 8041.480] I used to just pick up the phone and have them delivered. +[8041.480 --> 8042.480] That's all? +[8042.480 --> 8043.480] I'm an e-want. +[8043.480 --> 8044.480] It's where you sort it. +[8052.480 --> 8054.480] Yeah, kid, come on in. +[8054.480 --> 8056.480] Which ones you want? +[8056.480 --> 8057.480] Oh, great, thanks. +[8057.480 --> 8058.480] Hey! +[8058.480 --> 8060.480] This looks different. +[8060.480 --> 8062.480] Oh, yes, it's Doug's been coming over, Mary. +[8062.480 --> 8064.480] I decided to fix up a little. +[8064.480 --> 8065.480] Oh, my kidding. +[8065.480 --> 8067.480] I went into hot, getting new stuff. +[8067.480 --> 8070.480] Rugg, that's the coverletons of the chimp's doing. +[8070.480 --> 8071.480] I love it. +[8071.480 --> 8075.480] Listen, I wanted to make it, you know, a little more romantic. +[8075.480 --> 8076.480] Yeah. +[8076.480 --> 8079.480] Even took the light bulb out of my refrigerator, put in a candle. +[8079.480 --> 8082.480] Hey, you look absolutely wonderful. +[8082.480 --> 8083.480] Oh, Mary. +[8083.480 --> 8084.480] Do you believe it? +[8084.480 --> 8085.480] It's Rhoda Morganster. +[8085.480 --> 8087.480] Getting ready to go out with someone she likes. +[8087.480 --> 8089.480] Someone she really likes. +[8089.480 --> 8092.480] Oh, Rhoda, it's been great so far, huh? +[8092.480 --> 8093.480] Mary, it's been... +[8093.480 --> 8095.480] Listen, it's so... +[8095.480 --> 8097.480] I don't know, it's hard to verbalize. +[8097.480 --> 8099.480] I mean, we're just so compatible. +[8099.480 --> 8103.480] In so many ways, including everything. +[8103.480 --> 8106.480] I mean, Mary, I'm so... +[8106.480 --> 8108.480] Can I say it? +[8108.480 --> 8109.480] What? +[8109.480 --> 8110.480] Happy! +[8110.480 --> 8111.480] Oh, Rhoda. +[8111.480 --> 8112.480] Really? +[8112.480 --> 8114.480] I keep imagining the whole thing in my mind, you know. +[8114.480 --> 8117.480] Him taking me to meet his mother. +[8117.480 --> 8120.480] Me taking him to meet my mother. +[8120.480 --> 8122.480] Listen, Rhoda, I really... +[8122.480 --> 8125.480] I think it's just great that you feel this way. +[8125.480 --> 8128.480] And I don't want to put any kind of a damper on anything, you know? +[8128.480 --> 8130.480] Listen, it's only been a week. +[8130.480 --> 8132.480] Don't you think you ought to slow down? +[8132.480 --> 8133.480] A little bit. +[8133.480 --> 8134.480] He's there. +[8134.480 --> 8135.480] He's here, Mary. +[8135.480 --> 8137.480] He's at the door, right now. +[8137.480 --> 8139.480] Listen, please like him. +[8139.480 --> 8140.480] Rhoda. +[8142.480 --> 8143.480] Hi, Rhoda. +[8143.480 --> 8144.480] Hi, God. +[8144.480 --> 8145.480] Ready? +[8145.480 --> 8147.480] Yeah, but listen, there's so many here I want you to meet. +[8147.480 --> 8148.480] I mean, if we just decide. +[8148.480 --> 8149.480] Okay. +[8149.480 --> 8152.480] Mary, Richett, Doug Campbell. +[8152.480 --> 8153.480] Hi, Mary. +[8153.480 --> 8154.480] Hello, Dad. +[8154.480 --> 8156.480] Or do I introduce you the other way around? +[8156.480 --> 8157.480] I never know who to say first. +[8157.480 --> 8159.480] Whatever your said sound, just great. +[8159.480 --> 8160.480] Hey, the place starts in about 20 minutes. +[8160.480 --> 8162.480] Okay, I guess we better get going. +[8162.480 --> 8163.480] I have so long. +[8163.480 --> 8164.480] Oh, see you again, Mary. +[8164.480 --> 8165.480] Thank you. It was nice meeting you. +[8165.480 --> 8166.480] Bye. +[8166.480 --> 8168.480] Uh, Doug, why don't you go on ahead? +[8168.480 --> 8169.480] I'll be right down. +[8169.480 --> 8170.480] I forgot something. +[8170.480 --> 8171.480] Okay, sure. +[8171.480 --> 8172.480] Okay. +[8172.480 --> 8173.480] Do you like him? +[8173.480 --> 8174.480] You like him? I can tell you good. +[8174.480 --> 8175.480] I like him. +[8175.480 --> 8177.480] But will you just go slow? +[8177.480 --> 8178.480] Right. Right. Right. +[8178.480 --> 8180.480] I'm not going to push things. +[8180.480 --> 8181.480] From it. +[8181.480 --> 8182.480] But, Mary. +[8182.480 --> 8186.480] I can just picture my mother's wedding invitation. +[8186.480 --> 8191.480] Mr. and Mrs. Martin Morvindsdern are relieved to announce the invitation. +[8191.480 --> 8197.480] Oh, they're eldest living daughter, Rotor-Saint. +[8197.480 --> 8200.480] To Mr. Douglas, Calia Hempel. +[8200.480 --> 8202.480] Yes, son of Hempel's department store. +[8202.480 --> 8204.480] Who's not near good enough for her? +[8204.480 --> 8205.480] Uh-huh. +[8213.480 --> 8215.480] Okay. +[8215.480 --> 8217.480] I'm going to tell you the truth. +[8217.480 --> 8220.480] I feel a little embarrassed talking to a plant, you know? +[8220.480 --> 8223.480] But, uh, people say that it's good for you. +[8223.480 --> 8227.480] And, uh, well, I certainly don't want to take any chances with your health. +[8227.480 --> 8231.480] So, um, well, enjoy the new pot. +[8231.480 --> 8235.480] It's not roomier than the old one, as you know. +[8235.480 --> 8240.480] And, uh, whether or not I know what else to say to you, except just relax, +[8240.480 --> 8244.480] enjoy the apartment, and try to grow up and be big and strong, okay? +[8244.480 --> 8246.480] I'll try at Mary. +[8246.480 --> 8251.480] You're a little devil. You're getting very good at that. +[8251.480 --> 8255.480] You should hear the talks I have with my plants upstairs. +[8255.480 --> 8258.480] Little one side, it admittedly. +[8258.480 --> 8261.480] You're going to have to sit this one down soon and tell it about the birds and bees. +[8261.480 --> 8264.480] Uh, yes, yes. But I'm going to lead up to that one slowly. +[8264.480 --> 8267.480] I'm going to start by telling it about men and women. +[8267.480 --> 8269.480] Men and women, good, subject man. +[8269.480 --> 8270.480] Glad you brought it up. +[8270.480 --> 8272.480] How is this? +[8272.480 --> 8273.480] Mary. +[8273.480 --> 8274.480] Oh, Mary. +[8274.480 --> 8275.480] Well, that answers that. +[8275.480 --> 8276.480] Tell them to tell me everything. +[8276.480 --> 8277.480] Oh. +[8277.480 --> 8279.480] You know, something wonderful happens during the day. +[8279.480 --> 8281.480] I can't wait to rush to a man tell him. +[8281.480 --> 8284.480] I'm going to say to myself, this is it. +[8284.480 --> 8287.480] This is what happens to somebody really means. +[8287.480 --> 8289.480] You want to run and tell him the good things. +[8289.480 --> 8291.480] And then something crummy happens. +[8291.480 --> 8294.480] And I want to run to him and tell him about it. +[8294.480 --> 8295.480] I say, well, I see. +[8295.480 --> 8296.480] It's this tool. +[8296.480 --> 8298.480] I'm going to tell him the good things. +[8298.480 --> 8300.480] And then something crummy happens. +[8300.480 --> 8301.480] I say, well, I see. +[8301.480 --> 8302.480] It's this tool. +[8302.480 --> 8304.480] I want to share the crummy things as well. +[8304.480 --> 8305.480] Oh, you're amazing. +[8305.480 --> 8306.480] Incredible. +[8306.480 --> 8309.480] It makes me feel so good to see you like this. +[8309.480 --> 8311.480] We've married if you really like them. +[8311.480 --> 8312.480] Yeah, I really do. +[8312.480 --> 8313.480] What is he? +[8313.480 --> 8314.480] Tell him what he is. +[8314.480 --> 8315.480] Tell him what he is. +[8315.480 --> 8316.480] Come on, come on. +[8316.480 --> 8317.480] You know everything he is. +[8317.480 --> 8318.480] Well, you know what I mean? +[8318.480 --> 8319.480] Say like, you know, he's witty. +[8319.480 --> 8320.480] He's bright. +[8320.480 --> 8321.480] You know, stuff like that. +[8321.480 --> 8322.480] Come on. +[8322.480 --> 8323.480] Tell me. +[8323.480 --> 8324.480] You've only met him a couple of times. +[8324.480 --> 8325.480] Well, come on, Mary. +[8325.480 --> 8326.480] Be a friend. +[8326.480 --> 8327.480] All right. +[8327.480 --> 8330.480] Just winging it then off the top of my head. +[8330.480 --> 8333.480] I would say he is sensational. +[8333.480 --> 8334.480] Yeah. +[8334.480 --> 8335.480] That's he is. +[8335.480 --> 8336.480] You're right. +[8336.480 --> 8337.480] He is sensational. +[8337.480 --> 8339.480] That's why I wrote him this letter. +[8339.480 --> 8342.480] Now, Mary, I have never done anything like this in my life. +[8342.480 --> 8344.480] But I sat down to write it and these fantastic books, +[8344.480 --> 8346.480] it's the best letter I ever wrote. +[8346.480 --> 8347.480] Would you read it? +[8347.480 --> 8349.480] Out loud, so I could hear what it sounds like. +[8349.480 --> 8350.480] Sure. +[8350.480 --> 8352.480] Dear Mr. Hempel. +[8352.480 --> 8353.480] Mr. Hempel? +[8353.480 --> 8355.480] I want to start with a joke. +[8355.480 --> 8356.480] Not too funny. +[8356.480 --> 8357.480] I could change it. +[8357.480 --> 8359.480] There are so many things I want to say to you, +[8359.480 --> 8362.480] but when I'm with you, the words just stick in my throat. +[8362.480 --> 8364.480] So I'm writing this letter. +[8364.480 --> 8365.480] That's terrible. +[8365.480 --> 8366.480] I hate it. +[8366.480 --> 8367.480] It's really hokey. +[8367.480 --> 8369.480] I'll change that or take that out. +[8369.480 --> 8370.480] But go ahead. +[8370.480 --> 8372.480] Ever since I've known you, I've wanted to tell you +[8372.480 --> 8373.480] how I feel about you. +[8373.480 --> 8375.480] But I didn't want to say anything +[8375.480 --> 8377.480] until I knew how you felt about me. +[8377.480 --> 8378.480] I'm not sure what that means. +[8378.480 --> 8379.480] What does that mean? +[8379.480 --> 8380.480] Well, I'm not sure what that means. +[8380.480 --> 8381.480] What does that mean? +[8381.480 --> 8383.480] Well, I'll rewrite that section. +[8383.480 --> 8384.480] Keep reading. +[8384.480 --> 8386.480] So how do you feel about me? +[8386.480 --> 8387.480] Check one. +[8387.480 --> 8388.480] A. +[8388.480 --> 8390.480] Mad about you. +[8390.480 --> 8391.480] B. +[8391.480 --> 8392.480] Mildly infatuated. +[8392.480 --> 8393.480] C. +[8393.480 --> 8395.480] Moved left no forwarding address. +[8395.480 --> 8397.480] That's high school. +[8397.480 --> 8399.480] That's really so high school. +[8399.480 --> 8400.480] Road of faith. +[8400.480 --> 8402.480] It doesn't matter what the letter says. +[8402.480 --> 8405.480] The important thing is that you don't have to worry about it. +[8405.480 --> 8407.480] It doesn't matter what the letter says. +[8407.480 --> 8411.480] The important thing is that you don't send the letter at all. +[8411.480 --> 8413.480] Road of you're going to scare them off. +[8413.480 --> 8415.480] It's only been two weeks. +[8415.480 --> 8417.480] I mean, you're still at that. +[8417.480 --> 8420.480] Isn't it incredible that we both love Chinese food stage? +[8420.480 --> 8421.480] Yeah. +[8421.480 --> 8423.480] Don't want to scare them off, huh? +[8423.480 --> 8424.480] Right. +[8424.480 --> 8425.480] I see. +[8425.480 --> 8427.480] The terrible thing you should tell another human being. +[8427.480 --> 8428.480] I love you. +[8428.480 --> 8429.480] No! Road. +[8429.480 --> 8430.480] And not at all. +[8430.480 --> 8431.480] It's just... +[8431.480 --> 8432.480] You don't want to say it too soon, is all. +[8432.480 --> 8433.480] Okay, one question. +[8433.480 --> 8435.480] When is not too soon? +[8435.480 --> 8436.480] You'll know. +[8436.480 --> 8437.480] Something will tell you. +[8437.480 --> 8438.480] I doubt that, Mary. +[8438.480 --> 8440.480] I wanted to say it, but we were introduced. +[8440.480 --> 8443.480] So listen. +[8443.480 --> 8446.480] I won't send the letter to Doug. +[8446.480 --> 8448.480] I owe my mother a letter. +[8448.480 --> 8450.480] It's a little weird, but... +[8450.480 --> 8451.480] I'll write it later. +[8457.480 --> 8459.480] Okay, thank you very much. +[8459.480 --> 8460.480] I have a reception. +[8460.480 --> 8461.480] Dr. Kellogg's on her way up. +[8461.480 --> 8463.480] Now she's a little late, isn't she? +[8463.480 --> 8464.480] Shimp oversliped. +[8464.480 --> 8469.480] Well, I'll be right out of the studio and tell them we'll shoot the promo for your chimpsho in 15 minutes. +[8469.480 --> 8470.480] Okay. +[8470.480 --> 8472.480] Mary. +[8472.480 --> 8474.480] Ruda! +[8474.480 --> 8478.480] Yeah, I left work early because I'm planning this big dinner for Doug tonight. +[8478.480 --> 8480.480] If you got a minute, I'd like to talk to you. +[8480.480 --> 8481.480] Yeah, sure. +[8481.480 --> 8482.480] Come on to Mr. Grand's office. +[8482.480 --> 8484.480] He won't be back for a few minutes. +[8487.480 --> 8489.480] Mary, please don't try to talk me out of it. +[8489.480 --> 8490.480] Okay, please? +[8490.480 --> 8491.480] What? +[8491.480 --> 8494.480] Just, I know you're right and everything, but don't try to change my mind. +[8494.480 --> 8495.480] I don't. +[8495.480 --> 8496.480] Right, is this? +[8496.480 --> 8499.480] Tonight, I'm going to ask Doug how he feels. +[8499.480 --> 8502.480] Oh, Mary, Dr. Kellogg and Hugo are here to see us. +[8502.480 --> 8503.480] Okay, thank you. +[8503.480 --> 8504.480] We'll be right out. +[8504.480 --> 8510.480] Ruda, listen, I've got to go, but you know, don't you, that I'm right about not rushing things? +[8510.480 --> 8512.480] Yeah, I do know that, Mary. +[8512.480 --> 8513.480] I-I kid you're right. +[8513.480 --> 8514.480] It's the best way to handle it. +[8514.480 --> 8517.480] The back of my mind, I know Mary is right. +[8517.480 --> 8518.480] Okay, good. +[8518.480 --> 8522.480] But in the front of my mind, I'll go crazy if I don't ask him. +[8522.480 --> 8524.480] Ruda, listen, I've got to go. +[8524.480 --> 8525.480] There's a chimp waiting for me. +[8525.480 --> 8527.480] But listen, I'll talk to you tonight. +[8527.480 --> 8530.480] All right, and in the meantime, please don't do anything, okay? +[8530.480 --> 8531.480] Okay. +[8531.480 --> 8533.480] I've got to go do this chimp thing. +[8533.480 --> 8534.480] You go. +[8534.480 --> 8535.480] Thank you. +[8535.480 --> 8536.480] Hello, Dr. Kellogg. +[8536.480 --> 8537.480] Hi, Mary. +[8537.480 --> 8539.480] I'd like you to meet Ruda Morgan, Stern. +[8539.480 --> 8540.480] How are you? +[8540.480 --> 8541.480] Hello, Dr.. +[8541.480 --> 8544.480] There are only two ends in banana. +[8544.480 --> 8545.480] Huh? +[8546.480 --> 8548.480] Oh, Mr. Grant, this is Dr. Kellogg. +[8548.480 --> 8550.480] She's going to help us do the promos. +[8550.480 --> 8551.480] Oh, right. +[8551.480 --> 8552.480] Of course, nice to meet you. +[8552.480 --> 8555.480] Not just good check and make sure everything's ready in this video. +[8555.480 --> 8556.480] Huh? +[8556.480 --> 8558.480] And this is Hugo. +[8558.480 --> 8560.480] Hugo? +[8560.480 --> 8561.480] Oh, you remember. +[8561.480 --> 8565.480] He's the little fellow that wouldn't eat for two days when his grandmother died. +[8565.480 --> 8567.480] Oh, I'm sorry to hear it. +[8567.480 --> 8568.480] Oh, he's doing- +[8568.480 --> 8570.480] He's doing much better now. +[8572.480 --> 8574.480] Hugo, say hello to Mr. Grant. +[8574.480 --> 8576.480] Hello to Mr. Grant. +[8576.480 --> 8578.480] Mr. Grant? +[8578.480 --> 8580.480] That's a leader, that's a lot. +[8580.480 --> 8582.480] Come on now, Hugo. +[8582.480 --> 8584.480] Shake hands with Mr. Grant. +[8584.480 --> 8586.480] No, it's okay, Hugo. +[8586.480 --> 8589.480] Hello, maybe if you put your hand out first. +[8589.480 --> 8590.480] Right. +[8590.480 --> 8592.480] They say, Hugo. +[8592.480 --> 8595.480] Wait, he usually doesn't take to people. +[8595.480 --> 8598.480] And he's known them for a bit. +[8598.480 --> 8599.480] Say, Laura, I- +[8599.480 --> 8602.480] I can't understand this last- +[8602.480 --> 8603.480] Wait a minute. +[8603.480 --> 8605.480] You're not, Murr. +[8616.480 --> 8619.480] You're right, Dr. Kellogg. He doesn't take to people. +[8627.480 --> 8630.480] Listen, I guess you'll understand if I don't walk you all the way to your car. +[8630.480 --> 8633.480] Roder, I really hope you know how I see that I watch this. +[8633.480 --> 8635.480] Listen, please, Doug. +[8635.480 --> 8637.480] It's all right, really, everything's fine. +[8637.480 --> 8642.480] I just asked you during the Walton's to tell me exactly how you felt. +[8642.480 --> 8645.480] Before you had a chance to tell me, I told you. +[8645.480 --> 8647.480] You said nothing wrong, honest, Doug. +[8647.480 --> 8649.480] Nothing at all. +[8649.480 --> 8654.480] The only thing wrong is that now, you think I'm crying over what you said. +[8654.480 --> 8658.480] And what I'm crying about is the Walton's that show was said- +[8659.480 --> 8660.480] You go, yeah. +[8660.480 --> 8667.480] I mean, that part tonight, I cried so hard when John Boy died. +[8667.480 --> 8669.480] Oh. +[8669.480 --> 8672.480] John Boy didn't die. How could he die as a star of the show? +[8672.480 --> 8674.480] So, he said, it's died something. +[8674.480 --> 8676.480] I don't know, something died up there. +[8676.480 --> 8679.480] I mean, I saw it on the show. It's broad died, something. +[8679.480 --> 8681.480] What do you think I was carrying on like this? +[8681.480 --> 8685.480] We'll have to listen. Let's get together for lunch tomorrow and talk some more. +[8685.480 --> 8687.480] I want to talk about this. I think it's important. +[8687.480 --> 8692.480] Sure. Wait, Doug, please. I'm not this sophisticated. +[8692.480 --> 8694.480] Hi. +[8694.480 --> 8696.480] Hi. +[8696.480 --> 8699.480] Mary, you know my friend, Doug Campbell? +[8699.480 --> 8700.480] Hi, Mary. +[8700.480 --> 8702.480] Hi, Doug. +[8702.480 --> 8704.480] It's more a world, huh? +[8707.480 --> 8709.480] No, we won't talk about it, won't we? +[8709.480 --> 8711.480] Sure, listen, Doug. I am okay. +[8711.480 --> 8715.480] Really? I just don't think I'll be in tomorrow. +[8715.480 --> 8719.480] Really? I just can't. You can dock me if you want, but I can't come in tomorrow. +[8719.480 --> 8721.480] Roar to listen. I'm not going to dock you. +[8721.480 --> 8724.480] Oh, good. Perhaps you'll punch in for me. +[8724.480 --> 8726.480] I'll see you tomorrow, okay? +[8726.480 --> 8728.480] Right. Good. +[8731.480 --> 8734.480] Hi. What's new? +[8734.480 --> 8737.480] You want to come inside? Yeah. +[8740.480 --> 8743.480] Roar to what happened? +[8743.480 --> 8747.480] It doesn't hear bells. It's not hear bells. That's the expression he used. +[8747.480 --> 8751.480] He says, Roar, are you great? You're this, you're that. +[8751.480 --> 8754.480] But he doesn't hear bells. +[8754.480 --> 8757.480] Who's he been dating? Afe on, ladies? +[8757.480 --> 8761.480] You don't marry, actually, when you get right down to it. +[8761.480 --> 8765.480] I don't know how I could be this hurt over a guy who would use such a corny expression. +[8765.480 --> 8769.480] Why is it that people can't be open with each other? +[8769.480 --> 8772.480] Why do the honest people always get clobbered? +[8772.480 --> 8776.480] Why does it always rain after you wash a car? +[8776.480 --> 8780.480] At least in about six months you'll be able to look back on this +[8780.480 --> 8784.480] and realize that you've gained something from it. +[8784.480 --> 8788.480] Yeah? Probably about ten pounds. +[8788.480 --> 8794.480] Only you didn't have to wait the six months if we could just figure out now what was good about it. +[8794.480 --> 8797.480] I know one good thing, Mayor. What? +[8797.480 --> 8801.480] You know all those other time with those other guys when it didn't work out? +[8801.480 --> 8805.480] Well, notice that this time that I'm being not loved, +[8805.480 --> 8809.480] it's by a better class of guy. +[8809.480 --> 8811.480] That's a good thing. +[8811.480 --> 8815.480] You know that love letter that I wrote to Doug and I didn't send. +[8815.480 --> 8818.480] I sent it to my mother. +[8818.480 --> 8825.480] She called me from New York this morning and she told me that letter made of the happiest mother in the whole world. +[8831.480 --> 8835.480] Mary? Yeah! +[8835.480 --> 8841.480] Hey, you're just in time. The promo from my show is coming on right after this commercial. +[8841.480 --> 8845.480] Oh, what promo? The one that Ted did with the chimp. +[8845.480 --> 8848.480] You kidding? I thought Ted wouldn't have any of you do with your show. +[8848.480 --> 8852.480] Well, that's true, but see Mr. Grant explain to him how it would be good for his image +[8852.480 --> 8856.480] if he helped promote a cultural intellectual show like ours. +[8856.480 --> 8858.480] How much did you have to pay him? +[8858.480 --> 8862.480] Really went very well. See, they let the tape run a little bit longer. +[8862.480 --> 8864.480] Well, you see, I was coming on now. +[8864.480 --> 8869.480] Mrs. Ted back to saying stay tuned to WGM for Chimps and what they can teach us. +[8877.480 --> 8879.480] Perfect, now let's do one more. +[8879.480 --> 8882.480] And before we start with someone straight in his tie, please. +[8882.480 --> 8893.480] You can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. +[8893.480 --> 8897.480] Well, it's you girl and you should know it. +[8897.480 --> 8901.480] With each glance and every little movement you show. +[8901.480 --> 8905.480] But it's all I know, you do it. +[8905.480 --> 8909.480] You can have a townwide, hope you take it. +[8909.480 --> 8914.480] You're gonna make it after all. +[8916.480 --> 8921.480] You're gonna make it after all. +[8921.480 --> 8924.480] The Grand Light is cereal. +[8924.480 --> 8928.480] It's whole ground wheat, raw nuts and raisins. +[8928.480 --> 8930.480] Ted, you're wasting your time. +[8930.480 --> 8933.480] That's health food cereal. They don't put prizes in it. +[8933.480 --> 8937.480] I don't know he made loose breakfast for him, Mary. +[8937.480 --> 8940.480] Starting tomorrow, including your lunch, +[8940.480 --> 8943.480] I'm going to make a toast to you. +[8943.480 --> 8946.480] I'm going to make a toast to you. +[8946.480 --> 8949.480] I'm going to make a toast to you. +[8949.480 --> 8952.480] I'm starting tomorrow, including your lunch, and I will you. +[8952.480 --> 8956.480] I like cocoa pops, kaboom and anything that you should not have a cat. +[8956.480 --> 8959.480] No, Ted, I'm not going to make your breakfast for you. +[8959.480 --> 8963.480] I volunteered to do this for Mr. Grant because, well, since Mrs. Grant left, +[8963.480 --> 8966.480] he hasn't been handling things like meals too well. +[8966.480 --> 8968.480] Wasn't eating his breakfast? +[8968.480 --> 8973.480] Well, his version of breakfast, a bottle of beer and some Oreos. +[8973.480 --> 8975.480] Is he still coming over every night, Mary? +[8975.480 --> 8979.480] Yeah. Well, you know, he just doesn't know what to do with himself. +[8979.480 --> 8982.480] I mean, he and Mrs. Grant were married for 26 years. +[8982.480 --> 8985.480] He's just not making it on his own. +[8985.480 --> 8988.480] I mean, he even thinks like waking up in the morning. +[8988.480 --> 8993.480] I mean, he was over sleeping every morning until I started giving him a wake-up call. +[8993.480 --> 8995.480] He missed one, Ted. +[9000.480 --> 9002.480] Good morning, though. +[9002.480 --> 9007.480] Hello? Hey, shouldn't you be wearing a long red suit and going ho, ho, ho? +[9007.480 --> 9008.480] Sorry, Lou. +[9008.480 --> 9012.480] Right, Murr. Mary, in my office. +[9015.480 --> 9016.480] Something wrong, Mr. Grant? +[9016.480 --> 9018.480] Mary, you gotta find me a laundry. +[9018.480 --> 9020.480] My washer and dryer broke. +[9020.480 --> 9024.480] There's recent point where this is the only shirt that still looks good in the whole house. +[9024.480 --> 9026.480] Mr. Grant, could you move the bag? +[9026.480 --> 9027.480] Oh, yeah. +[9027.480 --> 9029.480] You want me to find a repair service for you? +[9030.480 --> 9032.480] No, thanks. I've called a repair service. +[9032.480 --> 9033.480] What they say? +[9033.480 --> 9036.480] The man should be there sometime between nine and six, they say. +[9036.480 --> 9041.480] Oh, how convenient, I say, that exactly coincides with my working hours. +[9041.480 --> 9042.480] That's what they say. +[9042.480 --> 9044.480] You know what else they do when you're working? +[9044.480 --> 9046.480] They say they'll send a man over at noon. +[9046.480 --> 9049.480] So at noon, you race home and you find a note saying, +[9049.480 --> 9050.480] sorry, we miss you. +[9050.480 --> 9052.480] It's too much. +[9056.480 --> 9058.480] Mary, you miss my point. +[9058.480 --> 9061.480] I'm not here to swap stories over the back of the house. +[9061.480 --> 9063.480] I want to get my laundry done. +[9063.480 --> 9064.480] I will find you a laundry. +[9064.480 --> 9065.480] All right, thanks. +[9065.480 --> 9068.480] Mary, that was favor number one. +[9068.480 --> 9070.480] Now we're up to favor number two. +[9070.480 --> 9072.480] Yeah, sure. +[9072.480 --> 9077.480] Could you sort of casually drop in on eating +[9077.480 --> 9081.480] and then come back and tell me how she's getting along? +[9081.480 --> 9086.480] Oh, Mr. Grant, no, you want me to spy on her? +[9086.480 --> 9088.480] Oh, Mary. +[9088.480 --> 9091.480] I'm not asking you to spy on her. +[9091.480 --> 9094.480] I'm not asking you to spy on her. +[9094.480 --> 9097.480] I'm just saying, could you visit her +[9097.480 --> 9101.480] and then secretly report back to me everything? +[9101.480 --> 9105.480] One slice of banana? +[9105.480 --> 9108.480] Mr. Grant, I don't want to do this a lot. +[9108.480 --> 9110.480] I mean, I just don't want to be in the middle. +[9110.480 --> 9113.480] Look, Mary, you're not going to be in the middle. +[9113.480 --> 9115.480] I'm really worried. +[9115.480 --> 9118.480] She's out there alone somewhere, +[9118.480 --> 9120.480] without a master charge. +[9120.480 --> 9122.480] I just want to know how she is. +[9122.480 --> 9124.480] But I'm sure she's just fine. +[9124.480 --> 9127.480] Would you go up there with a really important reason to see eating? +[9127.480 --> 9130.480] Yes, of course I would, but there's nothing like that. +[9130.480 --> 9132.480] How about this letter? +[9132.480 --> 9135.480] With the stamp of the United States of America, +[9135.480 --> 9138.480] which must go through. +[9138.480 --> 9140.480] There's cash in there. +[9140.480 --> 9143.480] The Alclusons from Reader's Digest. +[9144.480 --> 9147.480] Is that even one place for dinner? +[9147.480 --> 9149.480] I mean, no place below you're dreaming. +[9149.480 --> 9151.480] Oh, Rhoda, I hope not. +[9151.480 --> 9153.480] But he said he wasn't coming over for dinner tonight. +[9153.480 --> 9155.480] Mary always says he isn't coming over tonight. +[9155.480 --> 9157.480] I mean, every night he's come over. +[9157.480 --> 9159.480] He said he's not coming over. +[9159.480 --> 9161.480] He'd listen, I want to ask you a tough question. +[9161.480 --> 9163.480] And I want you to be truthful. +[9163.480 --> 9165.480] Oh, that question. +[9165.480 --> 9168.480] The answer to that is, when I was 20. +[9170.480 --> 9172.480] And no, no, not at first. +[9173.480 --> 9174.480] No, no. +[9175.480 --> 9178.480] But then later, Rhoda, wait, that's not my question. +[9178.480 --> 9182.480] My question is, Mr. Grant wants me to see Mrs. Grant +[9182.480 --> 9184.480] as a kind of a goal between you. +[9184.480 --> 9185.480] I think I should. +[9185.480 --> 9186.480] You call that a tough question. +[9186.480 --> 9188.480] That's not a tough question. +[9188.480 --> 9191.480] A tough question is if you and Paul Newman were stranded +[9191.480 --> 9194.480] on a desert island and he had a amnesia, +[9194.480 --> 9197.480] would you tell him he was married to Joe Ann Woodwood? +[9197.480 --> 9199.480] That's not a tough question. +[9199.480 --> 9202.480] And answer to your question, don't be ridiculous. +[9202.480 --> 9203.480] You'll only get in the middle. +[9203.480 --> 9205.480] I know, I know. +[9205.480 --> 9208.480] But I just keep thinking maybe it would help get them back together. +[9208.480 --> 9210.480] I mean, you know, anything that works. +[9210.480 --> 9211.480] Yeah. +[9211.480 --> 9213.480] Blue, did you know that when they split up, +[9213.480 --> 9215.480] you'd get custody of Lou. +[9215.480 --> 9218.480] You listen, Rhoda, if he does come over, would you stay? +[9218.480 --> 9219.480] Sure will stay. +[9219.480 --> 9220.480] He's cute. +[9220.480 --> 9224.480] I love how he lumbas in here, one to be about his dinner. +[9225.480 --> 9228.480] He walks in that door every night at eight o'clock, +[9228.480 --> 9231.480] and he's like in my lap and then leaves at eleven. +[9231.480 --> 9233.480] I mean, I don't even go out at night anymore. +[9233.480 --> 9236.480] I just, I can't stand the thought of knocking at that door +[9236.480 --> 9238.480] and not getting any answer. +[9238.480 --> 9239.480] Hello, hello. +[9242.480 --> 9244.480] Oh, good daddy's home. +[9246.480 --> 9248.480] Really cute. +[9250.480 --> 9252.480] Mr. Grant, well, well. +[9252.480 --> 9253.480] Hi, Mary, Rhoda. +[9253.480 --> 9255.480] I look, once you've come in. +[9255.480 --> 9257.480] Oh, boy, rough day at the office. +[9257.480 --> 9259.480] Is it good to be home? +[9262.480 --> 9266.480] And it's, it's really good to have you here in my apartment. +[9266.480 --> 9269.480] So what's for dinner? Don't tell me it's hand. +[9269.480 --> 9271.480] I could smell it all the way up the stairs. +[9271.480 --> 9274.480] I said to myself, I know Mary's making hand. +[9274.480 --> 9275.480] Smells great. +[9275.480 --> 9278.480] Well, thank you, but it's red snapper. +[9279.480 --> 9280.480] Red snapper? +[9281.480 --> 9283.480] That's not a kind of ham, Mary. +[9283.480 --> 9285.480] That's a kind of fish. +[9285.480 --> 9287.480] Well, yes. So I know. +[9287.480 --> 9289.480] Red snapper's a fish. +[9289.480 --> 9292.480] He didn't tell me we were having fish, Mary. +[9296.480 --> 9298.480] Don't you like fish, Lou? +[9298.480 --> 9300.480] Fish has bones in it. +[9301.480 --> 9304.480] You, you pick around the bones. That's how that's done. +[9304.480 --> 9305.480] You see, you just pick around them. +[9305.480 --> 9308.480] I just thought we were having a ham, that's all. +[9308.480 --> 9311.480] Lou, I know I am speaking for Mary. +[9311.480 --> 9313.480] Mary, I hope this is all right. +[9313.480 --> 9316.480] Mary can take the bones out of your fish +[9316.480 --> 9319.480] before she even serves you your fish. +[9319.480 --> 9321.480] She can do that, Lou. +[9321.480 --> 9323.480] I hope you do that, Mary. +[9323.480 --> 9325.480] I could do that, Mr. Grand. +[9325.480 --> 9328.480] Well, either way, I just thought we were having a ham. +[9328.480 --> 9330.480] What else are we having? +[9330.480 --> 9332.480] What vegetables? +[9332.480 --> 9333.480] Corn? +[9333.480 --> 9334.480] Corn. +[9334.480 --> 9336.480] Well, corn's okay. +[9336.480 --> 9338.480] I'm not in love with corn, Lou. +[9338.480 --> 9340.480] What else? +[9340.480 --> 9341.480] Well, I thought we'd have a big... +[9341.480 --> 9343.480] Well, corn is more than okay. +[9343.480 --> 9345.480] No, corn's fine. Good choice, Mary Corn. +[9345.480 --> 9347.480] What a relief. +[9349.480 --> 9351.480] So, what kind of day did you have, Rhoda? +[9351.480 --> 9354.480] Oh, me, Lou. Good day. Very nice, thank you. +[9354.480 --> 9356.480] What kind of day did you have, Mary? +[9356.480 --> 9358.480] You know what kind of day I had. +[9358.480 --> 9361.480] Well, maybe Rhoda would like to know what you did. +[9361.480 --> 9364.480] Yes, Mary. What did you do today? +[9364.480 --> 9366.480] I'll tell you what she did. +[9366.480 --> 9369.480] Her boss, her friend. +[9369.480 --> 9373.480] Asked her to do him a little favor. +[9373.480 --> 9377.480] Just a small favor to go see his wife. +[9377.480 --> 9379.480] And she said she wouldn't. +[9379.480 --> 9381.480] Mr. Grand, we went through all that today. +[9381.480 --> 9383.480] Do we have to go through it again now? +[9383.480 --> 9385.480] Look, I don't want to get in a middle of fight. +[9385.480 --> 9387.480] One of you saw in my report card, I'm going to my room. +[9387.480 --> 9389.480] Hey. What time is it? +[9389.480 --> 9391.480] There's a good fight on TV tonight. +[9391.480 --> 9395.480] Oh, see, Mr. Grand, I really don't feel like watching a fight. +[9395.480 --> 9398.480] Lou, why don't you go upstairs and watch the fight on my TV? +[9398.480 --> 9400.480] Hey, I don't have to see it. +[9400.480 --> 9402.480] If you two want to watch something else? +[9402.480 --> 9404.480] No, no. No, that's okay, really. +[9404.480 --> 9406.480] If we want to watch anything, we'll watch it at Rhoda. +[9406.480 --> 9408.480] She's got this little, what is it, tummy TV? +[9408.480 --> 9410.480] Got a little screen about that big. +[9410.480 --> 9412.480] Last night I watched Torra Torra. +[9412.480 --> 9414.480] How would roll like that? +[9414.480 --> 9416.480] Torra Torra. +[9416.480 --> 9422.480] Hey, I don't want to put you two out. +[9422.480 --> 9426.480] Why don't I go watch the fights at a bar or something? +[9426.480 --> 9429.480] No, Mr. Grand, I don't want you sitting alone in some dumb bar. +[9429.480 --> 9431.480] I want you staying home tonight. +[9433.480 --> 9439.480] I mean, here, in my, because this isn't yours, it's in my. +[9439.480 --> 9442.480] I'll see Mrs. Grand tomorrow. +[9442.480 --> 9444.480] I will, I will do that. +[9444.480 --> 9446.480] Oh, yes, I will. +[9446.480 --> 9448.480] I'm sure. +[9448.480 --> 9450.480] Well, Mary, hello. +[9450.480 --> 9452.480] Hello. I was so glad when you called. +[9452.480 --> 9456.480] Well, listen, I really, you know, can only stay a little while. +[9456.480 --> 9459.480] I mostly was just wondering how you are. +[9459.480 --> 9461.480] How sweet of you. +[9461.480 --> 9463.480] Well, this is it. +[9465.480 --> 9467.480] Won't you come in? +[9467.480 --> 9470.480] Well, it's okay, but really just for a minute, just a minute. +[9470.480 --> 9472.480] Everything here is anette. +[9472.480 --> 9475.480] This is a kitchenette, a dinette. +[9475.480 --> 9477.480] Would you care for a drinkette? +[9478.480 --> 9479.480] It's really great. +[9479.480 --> 9481.480] You know, it looks like you. +[9481.480 --> 9483.480] Thanks, I kind of thought it did too. +[9483.480 --> 9485.480] Has my eyes. +[9485.480 --> 9490.480] So, how are you? +[9490.480 --> 9492.480] Tonight pretty good. +[9492.480 --> 9493.480] Good. +[9493.480 --> 9494.480] It comes to you, Mary. +[9494.480 --> 9497.480] It's really nice of you to drop by. +[9497.480 --> 9500.480] Oh, especially since you're so much closer to Lou than to me. +[9500.480 --> 9504.480] Oh, no, I like to think that I'm close to both of you. +[9504.480 --> 9507.480] Really, Mrs. Seedy? +[9507.480 --> 9510.480] How's Lou? +[9510.480 --> 9512.480] Fine? +[9512.480 --> 9514.480] You know, I miss him. +[9514.480 --> 9518.480] I'd like to call and invite him to dinner, but I'm afraid he'd take it wrong. +[9518.480 --> 9520.480] Read all sorts of things into it. +[9520.480 --> 9523.480] Like I want to get back together again or something. +[9523.480 --> 9525.480] Maybe you could. +[9525.480 --> 9526.480] No. +[9526.480 --> 9528.480] No, I don't want to put you in the middle. +[9528.480 --> 9530.480] Oh, well, no. +[9530.480 --> 9532.480] Go and put me in the middle. +[9532.480 --> 9534.480] I'm a great picky. +[9534.480 --> 9536.480] What is the big deal about being put in the middle? +[9536.480 --> 9538.480] What night would you like him to come over? +[9538.480 --> 9540.480] Well, how about Thursday? +[9540.480 --> 9542.480] I'll ask him. +[9542.480 --> 9543.480] Excuse me. +[9543.480 --> 9546.480] Sure. +[9546.480 --> 9548.480] Ted! +[9548.480 --> 9549.480] Hello, Mary. +[9549.480 --> 9550.480] I eat it. +[9550.480 --> 9552.480] What are you guys doing here? +[9552.480 --> 9556.480] He is here because I knew Mary came to talk to you and I said to myself, +[9556.480 --> 9561.480] why don't you always get to be the good one? +[9561.480 --> 9564.480] And I'm here to see you with the Ted doesn't stay too long. +[9565.480 --> 9567.480] Well, come on in. +[9567.480 --> 9568.480] Can I get you anything? +[9568.480 --> 9569.480] Oh, no, thanks. +[9569.480 --> 9570.480] Are you sure, Mary? +[9570.480 --> 9571.480] Yes, really. +[9571.480 --> 9572.480] I'll have a cream soda. +[9572.480 --> 9575.480] Talk last, lots of ice, and I twist the lemon. +[9575.480 --> 9577.480] I don't think I have cream soda. +[9577.480 --> 9579.480] Would you take ginger ale instead? +[9579.480 --> 9582.480] Oh, never mind. +[9582.480 --> 9584.480] He'd be able to come right to the point. +[9584.480 --> 9590.480] Lou is heavily involved with a French showgirl named Brigitte Dubois. +[9590.480 --> 9593.480] And if you don't make your move pretty soon, you're going to lose him forever. +[9594.480 --> 9595.480] Ted? +[9595.480 --> 9597.480] Ted, a phone call for you. +[9597.480 --> 9598.480] Oh, excuse me. +[9598.480 --> 9600.480] I'll have that ginger ale. +[9602.480 --> 9604.480] You were just making matters worse. +[9604.480 --> 9608.480] Look, I can't explain it to you now, but I will later at the office, okay? +[9608.480 --> 9609.480] I got you. +[9609.480 --> 9610.480] Got you. +[9610.480 --> 9611.480] Hello? +[9613.480 --> 9615.480] Does no phone call either? +[9616.480 --> 9620.480] Uh, tell Mr. Cronkite, I can't speak to him. +[9620.480 --> 9622.480] I'll call him later. +[9627.480 --> 9629.480] Edie? +[9629.480 --> 9635.480] I was, uh, out of line with what I said before, because it wasn't the truth. +[9635.480 --> 9639.480] The real truth is, Lou is ready to crawl back to you. +[9639.480 --> 9642.480] The man will get down to sneeze in hands and crawl back to you, begging you to forgive me. +[9642.480 --> 9644.480] Only take him back. +[9644.480 --> 9646.480] How come on, he'd be a sport. +[9646.480 --> 9648.480] Telegram, Ted. +[9651.480 --> 9654.480] All right, so I'm not the most diplomatic person in the world. +[9654.480 --> 9656.480] But I care. +[9657.480 --> 9659.480] Edie, I know I speak for all of us when I say, +[9659.480 --> 9665.480] oh, we want us for you two crazy kids to sit down and at least talk this thing over. +[9665.480 --> 9667.480] All right, Ted, I'll tell you what. +[9668.480 --> 9673.480] Mary, why don't you ask Lou to come here for dinner Thursday evening? +[9674.480 --> 9676.480] That's a good idea, Edie. +[9676.480 --> 9678.480] Where? +[9678.480 --> 9681.480] And you thought I was going to come here and just make a fool of myself? +[9686.480 --> 9687.480] Morning. +[9687.480 --> 9688.480] Morning, Lou. +[9688.480 --> 9691.480] Oh, Mr. Cronk, I saw Edie last night. +[9691.480 --> 9692.480] Oh, yeah, that's nice. +[9692.480 --> 9695.480] Mary, let's try to get those demographic charts out by tonight. +[9695.480 --> 9697.480] Hello. +[9698.480 --> 9702.480] All Mary, could you commend for a minute, please? +[9706.480 --> 9707.480] What you do, what you say, how she act? +[9707.480 --> 9708.480] Wait. +[9710.480 --> 9712.480] Okay, what you do, what you say, how she act? +[9712.480 --> 9713.480] Wait. +[9715.480 --> 9717.480] I started at the beginning. You got there. +[9717.480 --> 9719.480] All right, I got there. +[9719.480 --> 9720.480] Wait. +[9720.480 --> 9722.480] Start with when you called. +[9722.480 --> 9724.480] All right, I called. +[9724.480 --> 9725.480] Wait. +[9725.480 --> 9730.480] Mr. Cronk, please let me tell it my own way, I will tell you everything that happened. +[9730.480 --> 9732.480] I'll start at the beginning, okay? +[9732.480 --> 9734.480] Oh, okay. +[9734.480 --> 9736.480] I called and said that I'd like to drop by. +[9736.480 --> 9737.480] What'd she say? +[9737.480 --> 9738.480] She said fine. +[9738.480 --> 9739.480] Uh-huh. +[9739.480 --> 9742.480] And I said, all right, then I'll see you later. +[9742.480 --> 9743.480] What did she say? +[9743.480 --> 9745.480] She said fine. +[9748.480 --> 9753.480] Look, Mary, see what I'm actually looking for is something like +[9753.480 --> 9759.480] you said something and Edie suddenly screamed out, oh my Lou, I love him so. +[9759.480 --> 9761.480] I can't stand. +[9761.480 --> 9764.480] I cannot stand living without him anymore. +[9764.480 --> 9766.480] Was anything along those lines? +[9766.480 --> 9768.480] Well, no. +[9768.480 --> 9770.480] Nice of you. +[9770.480 --> 9772.480] Well, I went over to her apartment. +[9772.480 --> 9775.480] What did it look like, her apartment? +[9775.480 --> 9777.480] Oh, very nice, very comfortable. +[9777.480 --> 9779.480] But what did it look like? +[9779.480 --> 9782.480] Well, it looked, uh, airy. +[9782.480 --> 9785.480] A nice couch of fluffy pillows. +[9785.480 --> 9792.480] Oh, there was a, um, a queen-and desk, a replica, or it was Louis XIV. +[9792.480 --> 9796.480] No, I think it was most likely Queen Anne, because I was getting those +[9796.480 --> 9797.480] to appear in some extra stuff. +[9797.480 --> 9799.480] Why did it look like? +[9799.480 --> 9804.480] It looked like the apartment of a woman who's going to stay there briefly and then move back to her husband. +[9804.480 --> 9809.480] Did it look like the apartment of someone who's going to be there for a while and wants to make it more attractive for another man? +[9809.480 --> 9812.480] What am I saying? +[9812.480 --> 9816.480] Well, he's not going to run out with another man. +[9816.480 --> 9818.480] Is she? +[9818.480 --> 9820.480] There. +[9820.480 --> 9822.480] The subject never came up. +[9822.480 --> 9824.480] Uh, how would I know? I don't. +[9824.480 --> 9827.480] Mary, you are in the woman's apartment. +[9827.480 --> 9829.480] There are signs. There are hints. +[9829.480 --> 9830.480] Well? +[9830.480 --> 9834.480] Was there a guy lying on the couch? +[9834.480 --> 9842.480] Mr. Grant, and she was seeing another man, which she wants you to come over to dinner this Thursday at 7.30. +[9842.480 --> 9846.480] She, she wants me to come to dinner Thursday night? +[9846.480 --> 9847.480] Yes. +[9847.480 --> 9849.480] So, there's another man. +[9849.480 --> 9854.480] Uh, two, three. +[9854.480 --> 9857.480] Thursday night? +[9857.480 --> 9861.480] Fortunately, I'm free. +[9861.480 --> 9866.480] You want to see me, Lou? +[9866.480 --> 9870.480] Uh, yeah, Ted. Come on in. +[9870.480 --> 9881.480] Ted, I've always noticed that you really smell good. +[9881.480 --> 9889.480] Come on, Lou. You don't ask me to come here. You just tell me I smell good. +[9889.480 --> 9892.480] Yes, I did, Ted. I really did. +[9892.480 --> 9899.480] Uh, I've always noticed that you're a guy who looks nice, dresses well, and smells good. +[9899.480 --> 9909.480] Come on, Lou. You didn't ask me to come here to tell me I looked nice, dress well, smell good, and do a heck of a job with the news. +[9909.480 --> 9916.480] Yes, I did, Ted. I really did. You see, tonight is a very special night for me. +[9916.480 --> 9923.480] And tonight, I'm particularly interested in your smell. +[9923.480 --> 9928.480] Lou, how long is the business that your wife left you? +[9928.480 --> 9930.480] Ted, I just want to borrow your aftershave. +[9930.480 --> 9939.480] Oh, well, that makes sense. I'll go up to my dressing room and get it. +[9939.480 --> 9941.480] Mr. Grand, here's the film on that railroad story. +[9941.480 --> 9942.480] Come on, thanks. +[9942.480 --> 9947.480] Mr. Grand, you look so nice. Look at your hair. +[9947.480 --> 9951.480] I just got to cut that's all. Where's my other cuff link? +[9951.480 --> 9957.480] Well, you just look your tie, the shirt, your hair. You look just...well, so nice. +[9957.480 --> 9959.480] Do we have to keep talking about this? +[9959.480 --> 9962.480] Lou, what happened to your hair? +[9962.480 --> 9966.480] It looks all arranged. +[9966.480 --> 9968.480] I got to cut that's all. +[9968.480 --> 9971.480] And it's combed. You combed your hair. +[9971.480 --> 9975.480] What's the big occasion? I'm just going to be seeing Edy tonight. That's all. +[9975.480 --> 9979.480] Oh, hey, good luck, Lou. Really? +[9979.480 --> 9985.480] Okay, okay. All I can say is, Lou, my heart will be with you. +[9985.480 --> 9989.480] My thoughts and hopes will be by your side. +[9989.480 --> 9993.480] I'm just dropping by, that's all. I'm just dropping by. +[9993.480 --> 9995.480] Excuse me. +[9995.480 --> 9998.480] Okay, Ted. Thanks. +[9998.480 --> 10000.480] Well, aren't you going to use it, Lou? +[10000.480 --> 10003.480] That's all, Ted. Thanks. +[10007.480 --> 10011.480] Hey, listen, everybody. I really haven't planned on drawing a crowd. +[10011.480 --> 10016.480] But why doesn't everybody just go home? Go home, everybody. +[10016.480 --> 10021.480] Well, I guess I'll just move you on, who? +[10021.480 --> 10026.480] Just remember, Lou. I'll be thinking of you and praying as hard as I can +[10026.480 --> 10029.480] that everything turns out right. +[10029.480 --> 10032.480] And also try to relax. +[10037.480 --> 10041.480] You have, well, just have a wonderful, wonderful... +[10041.480 --> 10044.480] Okay, okay, good night. +[10087.480 --> 10089.480] Lou. +[10089.480 --> 10092.480] Well, you guessed it. +[10093.480 --> 10095.480] Hello, Edy. +[10095.480 --> 10097.480] Come on in, Lou. +[10099.480 --> 10102.480] Thank you. How sweet. +[10102.480 --> 10105.480] I need something you like, I bet. +[10105.480 --> 10108.480] Was on you? No, Red Snapper. +[10110.480 --> 10113.480] Well, look at this place. +[10114.480 --> 10117.480] What a nice place you have, Edy. +[10117.480 --> 10120.480] I never thought you'd really like any place I got for myself. +[10120.480 --> 10124.480] Oh, I like it. I think it's fantastic. Very, very nice place. +[10124.480 --> 10129.480] Yeah. I like the carpet. I like those drapes. +[10129.480 --> 10131.480] I like those drapes. +[10131.480 --> 10135.480] Hey, am I nuts? Or is that a queen and desk? +[10135.480 --> 10139.480] Nice queen and desk. +[10139.480 --> 10141.480] Nice couch. +[10141.480 --> 10144.480] Yeah, nice. Very comfortable. +[10144.480 --> 10147.480] Wow, am I beat? +[10147.480 --> 10150.480] Why don't I just sack out here overnight? +[10154.480 --> 10157.480] Oh, what am I, a kid? +[10157.480 --> 10159.480] I think like a kid. +[10159.480 --> 10162.480] You're my wife. I'm your husband. +[10162.480 --> 10166.480] If I wanted to ask you to have... +[10166.480 --> 10169.480] marital relations... +[10170.480 --> 10175.480] I just flat-come out and say, let's have marital relations. +[10178.480 --> 10181.480] Edy, you were... +[10181.480 --> 10185.480] What I have for you to do with this one? +[10185.480 --> 10187.480] No, no. +[10189.480 --> 10193.480] So this is a crummy place you'll love me for. +[10193.480 --> 10195.480] Yes, it is. +[10195.480 --> 10197.480] Hey, you got a great view here. +[10197.480 --> 10198.480] Thank you. +[10198.480 --> 10200.480] Great view. +[10200.480 --> 10201.480] Mm-hmm. +[10201.480 --> 10205.480] Over two billion served so far. +[10205.480 --> 10209.480] Wonderful. Wonderful. +[10209.480 --> 10213.480] You can just keep track here all the time, +[10213.480 --> 10216.480] without ever having to leave your window. +[10216.480 --> 10219.480] Just think, when you're an old lady, +[10219.480 --> 10222.480] you can sit there in a rocking chair and you can say, +[10222.480 --> 10225.480] sold another one. +[10225.480 --> 10227.480] 16 billion and three. +[10227.480 --> 10231.480] Lou, I really feel that we should think of each other as friends. +[10231.480 --> 10234.480] Look, some theater tickets came that we ordered a while back, +[10234.480 --> 10236.480] and they're for next Thursday, +[10236.480 --> 10238.480] and I think we should go together. +[10238.480 --> 10241.480] But as friends, what do you think? +[10241.480 --> 10243.480] What do I think? +[10243.480 --> 10246.480] You want us to think of each other as friends, +[10246.480 --> 10251.480] kind of like cows, buddies. +[10251.480 --> 10253.480] Amigos. +[10253.480 --> 10254.480] Is that correct? +[10254.480 --> 10256.480] Lou, you know what I mean. +[10256.480 --> 10262.480] Well, we had three daughters together, pal. +[10262.480 --> 10267.480] We slept in the same bed, approximately 26 years old, buddy. +[10267.480 --> 10270.480] And now what you're saying is you want us to be friends. +[10270.480 --> 10272.480] Was that the word you used? +[10272.480 --> 10275.480] Yes, that was the word I used to. +[10275.480 --> 10278.480] We're not going to be friends, Edie. +[10278.480 --> 10281.480] I told you I never wanted another woman when I meant it, +[10281.480 --> 10283.480] and I told you I never wanted another woman when I didn't mean it. +[10283.480 --> 10285.480] And we survived it all. +[10285.480 --> 10287.480] All of it. +[10287.480 --> 10289.480] I'm going to go to that play with you, Edie. +[10289.480 --> 10293.480] Am I going as a friend or not a friend? +[10293.480 --> 10294.480] Not. +[10294.480 --> 10297.480] Not as a friend. +[10301.480 --> 10304.480] Don't do it. +[10305.480 --> 10307.480] What are you doing? +[10307.480 --> 10310.480] I'm going to go to that play. +[10310.480 --> 10314.480] Why is it when I call a meeting you're always late? +[10314.480 --> 10319.480] I was just curious about last night. +[10319.480 --> 10321.480] Well, I don't want to talk about it. +[10321.480 --> 10322.480] No, okay, Lou. +[10322.480 --> 10324.480] I understand if you don't want to talk about it. +[10324.480 --> 10327.480] Well, why don't? +[10328.480 --> 10329.480] Fix them up with a zone of wine. +[10329.480 --> 10330.480] Give my best out to sheven. +[10330.480 --> 10333.480] You think he's going to sit there and dummy up on me? +[10333.480 --> 10336.480] Isn't that what I'm going to tell you? +[10336.480 --> 10340.480] We talked about her new job, and I pretended I was interested. +[10340.480 --> 10345.480] We talked about my office, and she pretended she was interested. +[10345.480 --> 10348.480] I pretended to enjoy the fish. +[10348.480 --> 10351.480] We watched a little television show. +[10351.480 --> 10354.480] I was just going to tell you what I wanted to do. +[10355.480 --> 10357.480] We watched a little television. +[10357.480 --> 10360.480] She went to bed, and I went out to a bar, +[10360.480 --> 10363.480] and I had a couple of drinks, just like we were married. +[10369.480 --> 10372.480] Who can take a nothing date? +[10372.480 --> 10375.480] And suddenly, maybe it all seemed worthwhile. +[10375.480 --> 10379.480] Well, it's you, girl, and you should know it. +[10379.480 --> 10383.480] With each glance and every little movement you show. +[10383.480 --> 10386.480] But it's all I know, need to wish. +[10386.480 --> 10390.480] You can have a tell why don't you take it. +[10390.480 --> 10395.480] You're gonna make it at the wrong. +[10398.480 --> 10402.480] You're gonna make it at the wrong. +[10414.480 --> 10417.480] Very well, you put this man was through for me. +[10417.480 --> 10419.480] I'm giving Gordy a raise. +[10419.480 --> 10421.480] Oh, Mr. Grant, isn't that nice? +[10421.480 --> 10422.480] No, it's not. +[10422.480 --> 10424.480] I know Channel 6 is looking for another weatherman. +[10424.480 --> 10426.480] I don't want to lose him. +[10426.480 --> 10427.480] Anything for me? +[10427.480 --> 10428.480] Yeah. +[10428.480 --> 10431.480] A couple of cards, as a matter of fact, what's the occasion? +[10431.480 --> 10432.480] Anything else? +[10432.480 --> 10434.480] No, that's good. +[10435.480 --> 10437.480] It looks like birthday cards to me. +[10437.480 --> 10439.480] Oh, worry. +[10439.480 --> 10440.480] But you're right. +[10440.480 --> 10443.480] Well, it's certainly easy enough to check. +[10443.480 --> 10444.480] All right. +[10444.480 --> 10447.480] Everybody who wants a chuckle will gather around. +[10447.480 --> 10449.480] Just, just, just gather around. +[10449.480 --> 10450.480] Hurry. +[10450.480 --> 10454.480] For as long as I've known you, you've made a habit of putting me down. +[10454.480 --> 10457.480] You enjoy making your fool of me, don't you? +[10457.480 --> 10459.480] Look at it this way, Ted. +[10459.480 --> 10461.480] Someone has to do it. +[10461.480 --> 10463.480] I'd like to see you try something, Gordy. +[10463.480 --> 10464.480] Just, just, just start something. +[10464.480 --> 10466.480] Yeah, okay, Ted. +[10466.480 --> 10469.480] I think your newscast last night will be about Curly. +[10469.480 --> 10470.480] What? +[10470.480 --> 10474.480] Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble? +[10474.480 --> 10478.480] These are bald people, jokes. +[10478.480 --> 10481.480] What's that, look? +[10481.480 --> 10484.480] Heckless stoppers and one-line stoppers. +[10484.480 --> 10485.480] I sent away for it. +[10485.480 --> 10487.480] Hey, Barry, were you all right? +[10487.480 --> 10489.480] Today is Mr. Grant's birthday. +[10489.480 --> 10490.480] Oh, yeah? +[10490.480 --> 10491.480] How old is he? +[10491.480 --> 10492.480] Well, let's see. +[10492.480 --> 10495.480] He was born in 1925, so let's see. +[10495.480 --> 10496.480] I'll get it. +[10496.480 --> 10497.480] Well, let's see. +[10497.480 --> 10498.480] I said I'll get it, Mary. +[10498.480 --> 10501.480] Well, I can't get it if you're going to stare at me. +[10501.480 --> 10502.480] 48. +[10502.480 --> 10503.480] That's what I had. +[10503.480 --> 10507.480] Now, what I suppose he didn't want us to know that this is his birthday. +[10507.480 --> 10509.480] He sure was secretive. +[10509.480 --> 10511.480] Oh, Maria just thought of something. +[10511.480 --> 10513.480] This is his first birthday since... +[10513.480 --> 10514.480] You're right. +[10514.480 --> 10515.480] Since what? +[10515.480 --> 10518.480] Since he separated from Mrs. Grant. +[10518.480 --> 10521.480] I mean, they were together all those years, all those years. +[10521.480 --> 10522.480] I'm sorry. +[10522.480 --> 10523.480] I'm sorry. +[10523.480 --> 10530.480] Hey, maybe I should go in and tell them some of these jokes you do for old people. +[10530.480 --> 10531.480] Let's see. +[10531.480 --> 10535.480] You're so old that your wrinkles have wrinkles. +[10535.480 --> 10537.480] These are old people jokes. +[10537.480 --> 10541.480] Yeah, I really don't think they're going to cheer Mr. Grant up. +[10541.480 --> 10543.480] I've got to go in there and see if you can get it. +[10543.480 --> 10546.480] I'm going to go in there and see if you can get it. +[10546.480 --> 10548.480] I'm going to go in there and see if you can get it. +[10548.480 --> 10551.480] I'm going to go in there and see if you can get it. +[10551.480 --> 10553.480] I think they're going to cheer Mr. Grant up. +[10553.480 --> 10556.480] I've got to go in there and talk to him about Gordy's rays anyway. +[10556.480 --> 10558.480] Why is Gordy getting a raise? +[10558.480 --> 10562.480] Well, because Mr. Grant doesn't want to take any chances of losing him to another station. +[10562.480 --> 10564.480] Why aren't I getting a raise? +[10569.480 --> 10574.480] Oh, well, say Gordy, I just recommended you for a raise. +[10574.480 --> 10575.480] Thanks, too. +[10575.480 --> 10576.480] I just don't need to thank me. +[10576.480 --> 10577.480] You deserve it. +[10577.480 --> 10579.480] There was been very good lately. +[10582.480 --> 10584.480] I need your signature on this. +[10584.480 --> 10585.480] OK, Mary. +[10585.480 --> 10588.480] Mr. Grant, could I say something personal? +[10588.480 --> 10589.480] I guess so. +[10589.480 --> 10591.480] Happy birthday. +[10591.480 --> 10594.480] You're really late on the line, don't you? +[10594.480 --> 10596.480] What'd you know? +[10596.480 --> 10598.480] Will I sell the cards? +[10598.480 --> 10599.480] Oh, yeah. +[10599.480 --> 10601.480] There you go. +[10601.480 --> 10608.480] Every year my mother sends me $25 and says to get myself something nice with it. +[10608.480 --> 10610.480] I used to go out and get myself a suit. +[10610.480 --> 10613.480] Now I go out and get myself a steak. +[10613.480 --> 10615.480] Who's the other one from? +[10615.480 --> 10616.480] One of my daughters. +[10616.480 --> 10620.480] This little fluffy cotton tail is hopping right your way. +[10620.480 --> 10623.480] To wish you lots of love and joy this very special day. +[10623.480 --> 10626.480] Well, it's the saw, Tino. +[10626.480 --> 10628.480] She didn't write it. +[10628.480 --> 10629.480] She bought it. +[10629.480 --> 10631.480] It's written right on the card. +[10631.480 --> 10634.480] Some guy does that for a living. +[10634.480 --> 10638.480] Every morning he goes to the office and writes little fluffy cotton tail. +[10638.480 --> 10639.480] Thank you, Mr. Probably. +[10639.480 --> 10642.480] Then a night he goes home and kicks his dog through a hedge. +[10642.480 --> 10647.480] So what are you going to do about your birthday? +[10647.480 --> 10650.480] It doesn't matter what I do about my birthday. +[10650.480 --> 10652.480] It's just like any other day. +[10652.480 --> 10654.480] Christmas Thanksgiving. +[10654.480 --> 10655.480] New years. +[10655.480 --> 10658.480] Would you, don't you have any plans for your birthday? +[10658.480 --> 10660.480] I don't plan things, Mary. +[10660.480 --> 10661.480] I'd like to let things happen. +[10661.480 --> 10663.480] I'd like to be spontaneous. +[10663.480 --> 10666.480] Call me Madcap, but that's the way I am. +[10670.480 --> 10672.480] Ready, Mayor? +[10672.480 --> 10673.480] Oh, no. +[10673.480 --> 10674.480] I can't go to lunch today. +[10674.480 --> 10677.480] There's just too much to arrange for Mr. Grant's surprise party. +[10677.480 --> 10678.480] Anybody go to lunch? +[10678.480 --> 10679.480] No. +[10679.480 --> 10681.480] But why don't you go? +[10681.480 --> 10682.480] Mr. Grant. +[10682.480 --> 10683.480] Where's Murray? +[10683.480 --> 10684.480] Oh, he went to lunch already. +[10684.480 --> 10687.480] Oh, I guess I'm not that hungry after all. +[10687.480 --> 10690.480] Mary, tell me again. +[10690.480 --> 10692.480] Why are you doing this? +[10692.480 --> 10694.480] Because he's lonely. +[10694.480 --> 10696.480] Well, I mean, I'm sure that's why he didn't want us to know +[10696.480 --> 10698.480] that today is his birthday. +[10698.480 --> 10700.480] So everybody wouldn't get sentimental +[10700.480 --> 10701.480] and make a fuss and embarrass him. +[10701.480 --> 10702.480] Exactly. +[10702.480 --> 10703.480] So you're going to get sentimental +[10703.480 --> 10705.480] and make a fuss and embarrass him? +[10705.480 --> 10706.480] No! +[10706.480 --> 10708.480] I don't think I'm going to. +[10708.480 --> 10710.480] I just can't stand the thought of him +[10710.480 --> 10712.480] celebrating his little birthday all alone. +[10712.480 --> 10714.480] So, are you going to help me? +[10714.480 --> 10715.480] Sure, I'll help you. +[10715.480 --> 10716.480] Stop off on your way home from work. +[10716.480 --> 10719.480] Get some, uh, let's see, club soda. +[10719.480 --> 10720.480] Right? +[10720.480 --> 10721.480] Down there, yeah, in ginger ale. +[10721.480 --> 10722.480] Oh, a large cake. +[10722.480 --> 10723.480] Oh, yeah. +[10723.480 --> 10724.480] About a gallon of ice cream. +[10724.480 --> 10725.480] And I'll just have coffee. +[10725.480 --> 10727.480] A look, can I get you anything for that? +[10727.480 --> 10729.480] A lunch? +[10729.480 --> 10730.480] I'm not sure. +[10730.480 --> 10732.480] Hey, I was just marrying has to stay here. +[10732.480 --> 10734.480] You want to go out for lunch? +[10734.480 --> 10736.480] Okay, why not? +[10736.480 --> 10738.480] There you are, no. +[10738.480 --> 10740.480] I caught you. +[10740.480 --> 10742.480] Oh, hi, Sueanne. +[10742.480 --> 10744.480] Do you wear your sleeves rolled up +[10744.480 --> 10747.480] because you know what wonderful arms you have. +[10747.480 --> 10748.480] No. +[10748.480 --> 10749.480] No. +[10749.480 --> 10753.480] I just keep them up so I don't get any stuff on them. +[10753.480 --> 10756.480] Oh, I don't know about you. +[10756.480 --> 10760.480] But I find shyness in a man irresistible. +[10760.480 --> 10763.480] Don't tell me the happy homemaker has eyes for Lou. +[10763.480 --> 10764.480] I think so. +[10764.480 --> 10767.480] Well, he meets all of our requirements. +[10767.480 --> 10770.480] He's the US citizen between 1865. +[10770.480 --> 10772.480] We don't even have the name on that jacket. +[10772.480 --> 10774.480] Let me get that. +[10774.480 --> 10778.480] You simply take your ordinary scotch tape. +[10778.480 --> 10779.480] Wrap it around. +[10779.480 --> 10782.480] And then the lint is gone. +[10782.480 --> 10785.480] It's nice not to have any lint. +[10785.480 --> 10788.480] So where are you eating lunch? +[10788.480 --> 10791.480] Oh, no, no, no, no, please, fancy. +[10791.480 --> 10795.480] A joint, I know, run by an ex-mess sergeant. +[10795.480 --> 10799.480] I always go down Friday because the special is catfish and chili. +[10799.480 --> 10801.480] You want to tag along? +[10801.480 --> 10802.480] I don't know. +[10802.480 --> 10804.480] I'm not going to say that. +[10804.480 --> 10805.480] I'm going to say that. +[10805.480 --> 10808.480] I don't know if the special is catfish and chili. +[10808.480 --> 10810.480] You want to tag along? +[10810.480 --> 10812.480] Say, I'd love that. +[10812.480 --> 10813.480] Yeah. +[10813.480 --> 10816.480] But I have to prepare tomorrow's show. +[10816.480 --> 10818.480] It is salute to poultry. +[10818.480 --> 10820.480] Yeah. +[10820.480 --> 10822.480] Yeah. +[10822.480 --> 10824.480] OK, come on, Rona. +[10824.480 --> 10825.480] OK, Lou. +[10825.480 --> 10827.480] But listen, I am on a daughter. +[10827.480 --> 10831.480] Do you think they have catfish with cottage cheese? +[10831.480 --> 10833.480] It's not on, it's on. +[10833.480 --> 10840.480] Isn't it funny how hypermasculine men feel threatened by very feminine women? +[10840.480 --> 10842.480] Gee, I hadn't noticed that. +[10842.480 --> 10843.480] I have. +[10843.480 --> 10846.480] I threaten a lot of them. +[10846.480 --> 10849.480] So, how are things on the Happy Homemaker's set? +[10849.480 --> 10851.480] Oh, Louise, we're taping a special. +[10851.480 --> 10857.480] So far today, I've poached Merrill, rendered Lard and cruddled an egg. +[10857.480 --> 10860.480] It's a full life, isn't it, Sueanna? +[10860.480 --> 10863.480] Listen, I don't want to keep you or anything. +[10863.480 --> 10865.480] What are you going to give Lou free's birthday? +[10865.480 --> 10867.480] How did you know it was his birthday? +[10867.480 --> 10869.480] Oh, little bird told me. +[10869.480 --> 10873.480] Did the little bird have silver hair by any chance? +[10873.480 --> 10876.480] And one foot in his beak? +[10876.480 --> 10881.480] I think Lou's birthday calls for something super special. +[10881.480 --> 10883.480] Well, I don't know how super special it's going to be, +[10883.480 --> 10885.480] but I am going to give him a surprise party. +[10885.480 --> 10886.480] Terrific! +[10887.480 --> 10890.480] You just get him to your place and I'll do the rest. +[10890.480 --> 10894.480] And Mary, I promise you, I can show you a thousand and one tricks +[10894.480 --> 10897.480] that can turn any gathering into an affair. +[10897.480 --> 10902.480] Oh, I just bet you can. +[10902.480 --> 10906.480] I'll see you at your place at 730. +[10906.480 --> 10909.480] Right now, I have to go stuff a duck. +[10912.480 --> 10915.480] I was just going to suggest you do that. +[10917.480 --> 10919.480] Mr. Grant! +[10925.480 --> 10927.480] What is it, Mary? +[10927.480 --> 10930.480] I just wanted to remind you about dropping by tonight. +[10930.480 --> 10934.480] Oh, yeah, right. But remember, just a quick one. +[10934.480 --> 10936.480] Yeah, right, just... that's it. +[10936.480 --> 10938.480] Okay, I'll see you later then. +[10938.480 --> 10940.480] Yeah, but remember now, just for a few minutes. +[10940.480 --> 10944.480] Yeah, right, just 10, 15, maybe 20 minutes. +[10944.480 --> 10946.480] Yeah, I... +[10946.480 --> 10948.480] Hi, hello, buddy. +[10948.480 --> 10950.480] Hi, Chad. +[10950.480 --> 10952.480] Little depressed, huh? +[10952.480 --> 10955.480] Listen, I just want you to understand. I understand. +[10955.480 --> 10957.480] I mean, it's perfectly natural. +[10957.480 --> 10960.480] A lot of people feel depressed on their birthday. +[10960.480 --> 10962.480] How did you know was my birthday? +[10962.480 --> 10963.480] I remember. +[10963.480 --> 10965.480] Last year this time I wish you were happy birthday, Lou, +[10965.480 --> 10968.480] and you didn't correct me, so... +[10970.480 --> 10972.480] I'd rather know anyone else, no matter. +[10972.480 --> 10975.480] Trust me, Lou. I know a little about tact. +[10975.480 --> 10977.480] Hmm. +[10977.480 --> 10980.480] How does it feel to be pushing 50? +[10980.480 --> 10983.480] I've got this lump in my throat. +[10983.480 --> 10985.480] Now, look on the bright side, Lou. +[10985.480 --> 10989.480] These are the golden ears, the twilight of a happy light. +[10989.480 --> 10991.480] I'll remember that. +[10991.480 --> 10993.480] Days twinkled out of a precious few. +[10993.480 --> 10996.480] September, October. +[10996.480 --> 11000.480] I think maybe I've been shared up enough for one day. +[11000.480 --> 11002.480] You know what you think about it? It's incredible. +[11002.480 --> 11005.480] Two thirds of your life shop, just like that. +[11005.480 --> 11007.480] Where did I go? +[11007.480 --> 11009.480] I want to go work with our girl. +[11012.480 --> 11014.480] Hello, Lou. +[11014.480 --> 11015.480] Katie. +[11015.480 --> 11016.480] Happy birthday. +[11016.480 --> 11018.480] Oh, you shouldn't, yeah. +[11018.480 --> 11021.480] Don't get embarrassed. It's nothing fancy. +[11023.480 --> 11027.480] Well, it brings you down to the old newsroom. +[11027.480 --> 11030.480] What I wanted to wish you a happy birthday and give you your present. +[11030.480 --> 11032.480] And you'll be going out later. +[11032.480 --> 11036.480] Well, you just just didn't happen by because you were in a neighborhood. +[11036.480 --> 11037.480] Come on. +[11037.480 --> 11040.480] Of course not. I wanted to give you your present. +[11040.480 --> 11042.480] Hmm. This is your husband you're talking to. +[11042.480 --> 11044.480] Come on, Edie. I know you. +[11044.480 --> 11045.480] Lou. +[11045.480 --> 11047.480] You came in and flirt, didn't you? +[11047.480 --> 11049.480] I came to give you your present. +[11049.480 --> 11051.480] No, no. I know it in your flirting. +[11051.480 --> 11053.480] You're flirting. I'm not flirting. +[11053.480 --> 11055.480] Come on, come on. +[11055.480 --> 11058.480] I know what you're flirting. Come on. +[11058.480 --> 11061.480] Tell all of you, you're flirting. +[11061.480 --> 11063.480] Get to go. Get to go. +[11086.480 --> 11090.480] If I ever catch you talking about me going kitchy kitchy cool. +[11090.480 --> 11093.480] Do you go kitchy kitchy cool? +[11093.480 --> 11095.480] I didn't see you do that. +[11095.480 --> 11097.480] Why did you go kitchy kitchy cool? +[11097.480 --> 11100.480] All right, Gordy. All right. Drop it. +[11100.480 --> 11103.480] Lou, it's just, it's kind of a hard subject to drop. +[11103.480 --> 11106.480] You know, it's not every day that a guy's boss walks over to him and says, +[11106.480 --> 11109.480] I don't want you to say anything about me going kitchy kitchy cool. +[11109.480 --> 11112.480] And I, you know, I'm not going to be a boss. +[11112.480 --> 11115.480] I'm not going to say anything about me going kitchy kitchy cool. +[11115.480 --> 11117.480] Good night, Gordy. Good night, Lou. +[11117.480 --> 11119.480] Good night, Evie. +[11119.480 --> 11121.480] Lou, I know what you're made of. +[11121.480 --> 11125.480] I won't say anything to anybody about you going kitchy kitchy cool. +[11125.480 --> 11127.480] I told him that you said kitchy. +[11134.480 --> 11136.480] So, Evie. +[11136.480 --> 11137.480] Thank you. +[11137.480 --> 11140.480] Thanks for the present. I just know I'm going to enjoy that. +[11140.480 --> 11145.480] So, you know, you can still hug me when I give you a present. +[11145.480 --> 11148.480] No, I can't. I know I can still hug you. +[11148.480 --> 11150.480] You want to? +[11150.480 --> 11151.480] In a newsroom? +[11151.480 --> 11153.480] There's no one here. +[11156.480 --> 11158.480] Okay. +[11158.480 --> 11161.480] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. +[11164.480 --> 11167.480] Oh, no, no, no. +[11170.480 --> 11172.480] Oh, no, no, no. +[11172.480 --> 11174.480] Oh, no, no, no, no. +[11184.480 --> 11186.480] Here's my shaving fish, Mayor. +[11186.480 --> 11187.480] Oh, thank you. +[11187.480 --> 11189.480] What else, Sueanne? +[11189.480 --> 11191.480] What do we plan to do about the tarnish? +[11191.480 --> 11194.480] We figured we did the right. +[11196.480 --> 11199.480] Yeah, you'd be sure to put something under that tonight. +[11199.480 --> 11202.480] And once the alcohol in the burner on one of those +[11202.480 --> 11204.480] Ron my table finish. +[11204.480 --> 11208.480] I solved it with a mixture of mayonnaise and ordinary cigarette ashes. +[11208.480 --> 11211.480] That makes a good stain remover, but a rotten dip. +[11214.480 --> 11216.480] What is the theme of this guess? +[11216.480 --> 11219.480] All of happy birthday, I guess. +[11219.480 --> 11222.480] Oh, Mary, that's so humdrum. +[11222.480 --> 11224.480] Let's come up with a theme. +[11224.480 --> 11226.480] Our decor should say something. +[11227.480 --> 11229.480] Maybe our couch could propose a toast. +[11231.480 --> 11234.480] Sueanne, do you think Mr. Grant will suspect what he walks in here +[11234.480 --> 11238.480] and sees great paper spelling out happy birthday, you? +[11238.480 --> 11239.480] You're right. +[11239.480 --> 11240.480] You're right. +[11240.480 --> 11241.480] We'll concentrate on the theme. +[11241.480 --> 11242.480] Same. +[11242.480 --> 11243.480] Here's an inspiration. +[11243.480 --> 11247.480] Last month, one of my viewers asked for help with her grandfather's +[11247.480 --> 11249.480] 80th birthday. +[11249.480 --> 11252.480] I suggested a kitty party. +[11252.480 --> 11254.480] A kitty party. +[11254.480 --> 11255.480] Don't you love it? +[11255.480 --> 11258.480] We love it in the face of time. +[11258.480 --> 11261.480] All the old timers got lally pops and balloons, +[11261.480 --> 11264.480] played musical chairs, wore bibs at the table. +[11264.480 --> 11267.480] Tell me how to grandpa feel when they put him up on the pony +[11267.480 --> 11269.480] to get his picture taken. +[11269.480 --> 11272.480] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. +[11275.480 --> 11277.480] Well? +[11277.480 --> 11281.480] I hear it. Let me freshen that for you, Mr. Grant. +[11281.480 --> 11282.480] We agree. +[11282.480 --> 11285.480] I told you I was just going to have one drink and then I'd be going. +[11285.480 --> 11288.480] Well, yeah, but you didn't tell me you were coming 10 minutes early. +[11288.480 --> 11289.480] What's that got to do with it? +[11289.480 --> 11293.480] Well, I didn't give the Scotch a chance to breathe. +[11295.480 --> 11296.480] Mary, I want to thank you. +[11296.480 --> 11298.480] Oh, no, it was just... +[11298.480 --> 11300.480] No, no, not for the drink. +[11300.480 --> 11303.480] We're not having a party for me to end the office today. +[11303.480 --> 11307.480] I know there was talk about getting me a cake and champagne +[11307.480 --> 11310.480] and well, I just want to thank you for heading it off. +[11310.480 --> 11312.480] I'm Mr. Grantucco. +[11312.480 --> 11314.480] You wish me many happy returns. +[11314.480 --> 11316.480] I said, thank you. What else is there? +[11316.480 --> 11320.480] Well, come on, sit down. It's Friday night. +[11320.480 --> 11322.480] I'm alone. You're alone. +[11322.480 --> 11324.480] Hey, I really want to be alone. +[11324.480 --> 11328.480] Mary, are you going to have a party for me? +[11328.480 --> 11332.480] No. Why do you ask? +[11332.480 --> 11336.480] Because I hate parties and I hate being surprised. +[11336.480 --> 11339.480] So, of course, you can imagine how I feel about surprise parties. +[11340.480 --> 11342.480] You got it. +[11344.480 --> 11348.480] Funny how the bell should ring just as we're talking about surprise parties. +[11348.480 --> 11351.480] Yeah, it isn't it. Not now. +[11354.480 --> 11356.480] Who is? +[11356.480 --> 11361.480] Oh, it's just that. It's Gordy who's coming from the office to bring me some work. +[11361.480 --> 11364.480] Hi, Gordy. What kind of work? +[11364.480 --> 11367.480] Oh, you know, work. +[11367.480 --> 11369.480] From the newsroom. +[11369.480 --> 11373.480] I know where you work. I'm your boss. +[11373.480 --> 11376.480] I want to know what kind of work. +[11381.480 --> 11385.480] Paper hats. Somebody must have switched envelope something. +[11385.480 --> 11388.480] We don't use paper hats in the newsroom, Mary. +[11388.480 --> 11392.480] We haven't for years. Paper hats are used at parties. +[11392.480 --> 11394.480] I'm leaving. +[11394.480 --> 11397.480] Mr. Grant, please, you can't. I mean, everything's all planned. +[11397.480 --> 11399.480] Now, it is a surprise party. +[11399.480 --> 11400.480] No. +[11400.480 --> 11401.480] No. +[11401.480 --> 11403.480] Oh, no. I can't believe you. +[11403.480 --> 11405.480] What do you mean, not really? +[11405.480 --> 11407.480] Oh, come on, Mary, the surprise is over. +[11407.480 --> 11409.480] This was our rotten trick, Gordy. +[11409.480 --> 11411.480] What do you tell them me for? How could you do this, Gordy? +[11411.480 --> 11414.480] I didn't. This was a lousy thing to do. I'm leaving. +[11414.480 --> 11416.480] Oh, Mr. Grant, please. +[11416.480 --> 11418.480] I let them go. Who wants it? +[11418.480 --> 11421.480] I'm fine. We're all agree. +[11421.480 --> 11423.480] I'm going to get out of here. +[11423.480 --> 11425.480] Sit down. +[11431.480 --> 11432.480] By the back door. +[11432.480 --> 11434.480] No, Mr. Grant. There isn't any back door. +[11434.480 --> 11436.480] Very, that is a very foolish thing. +[11436.480 --> 11439.480] Do you know how dangerous it is not to have a back door? +[11439.480 --> 11441.480] But, Mr. Grant, you're just friends. +[11441.480 --> 11444.480] No, friends are coming through that door. They stay out. +[11444.480 --> 11445.480] How could you do this, Gordy? +[11445.480 --> 11447.480] It was not his idea. +[11447.480 --> 11449.480] Oh, don't always stand up for other people, Mary. +[11449.480 --> 11451.480] You shouldn't have talked her into this. +[11451.480 --> 11452.480] I want to get out. +[11452.480 --> 11455.480] Now, wait. Wait. Have a listen. I'll tell you what. +[11455.480 --> 11458.480] We'll just let Mary in. +[11458.480 --> 11461.480] You'll like Mary, don't you, Mr. Grant. +[11463.480 --> 11464.480] I like Mary. +[11464.480 --> 11467.480] Okay, then. We'll just let Mary in. +[11467.480 --> 11468.480] That's all. +[11468.480 --> 11471.480] Mary, you open that door. They're all going to come in here. +[11471.480 --> 11473.480] They won't, Mr. Grant. I promise you just. +[11473.480 --> 11475.480] Mary. +[11475.480 --> 11478.480] Happy birthday, Tronie. +[11478.480 --> 11480.480] Hi, Tronie. +[11480.480 --> 11483.480] Everybody, if you can just give me a few minutes, +[11483.480 --> 11486.480] it seems that he doesn't like birthdays. +[11486.480 --> 11487.480] What you say? +[11487.480 --> 11488.480] He doesn't like birthdays. +[11488.480 --> 11490.480] Is Mary out there? +[11490.480 --> 11492.480] Mary, Mary, come on. +[11492.480 --> 11493.480] You're just a minute late. +[11493.480 --> 11494.480] You're going out, Jessica? +[11494.480 --> 11496.480] Thank you for the courage. +[11496.480 --> 11497.480] Just Mary. +[11497.480 --> 11499.480] We'll come in a minute. +[11499.480 --> 11502.480] Well, you don't like surprise parties. +[11502.480 --> 11504.480] And then the reason to keep me stuck out in the hall, +[11504.480 --> 11506.480] that's no reason, no reason to call them. +[11506.480 --> 11509.480] Here's your present. Happy birthday. +[11509.480 --> 11511.480] There. You see what you're doing? +[11511.480 --> 11513.480] That wasn't so bad. +[11513.480 --> 11515.480] So what do you say now? +[11515.480 --> 11517.480] We bring Rode in. You like... +[11517.480 --> 11519.480] Rode. +[11524.480 --> 11526.480] Yeah, I like Rode. +[11526.480 --> 11529.480] We'll just let Rode in. +[11529.480 --> 11531.480] Happy birthday. +[11533.480 --> 11536.480] Please, you're just there with me for a few minutes. +[11536.480 --> 11539.480] It's coming along just fine, just fine. +[11539.480 --> 11542.480] Look, you want to clear a space on the stairway so that... +[11542.480 --> 11544.480] First space, first space. +[11544.480 --> 11547.480] And so, here with Rode, you come in for just a few minutes. +[11547.480 --> 11549.480] Come on, Rode. +[11549.480 --> 11551.480] Come on, Rode. +[11551.480 --> 11554.480] You want to try and hook you to the can go under there. +[11554.480 --> 11555.480] What are those two? +[11555.480 --> 11558.480] Mary, I think we found a theme for this party. +[11558.480 --> 11560.480] Hey, Tronie. +[11560.480 --> 11562.480] Mr. Grant, this is silly. +[11562.480 --> 11566.480] It's embarrassing. I mean, I invited those people here. +[11567.480 --> 11570.480] Thank you, animals. +[11573.480 --> 11577.480] I can see why you don't want those losers in here. +[11578.480 --> 11581.480] It's a present for the happy birthday, boy. +[11582.480 --> 11584.480] All right, you got to open it, Luke. +[11584.480 --> 11586.480] No. Oh, come on, I'll open it, Luke. +[11586.480 --> 11589.480] I picked it out myself. Please. +[11589.480 --> 11591.480] All right, all right. +[11591.480 --> 11592.480] What is it, Luke? +[11592.480 --> 11593.480] $30. +[11593.480 --> 11595.480] It's $5 more than your mother gave you. +[11600.480 --> 11604.480] Mr. Grant, I can understand you're having an aversion to something. +[11604.480 --> 11606.480] You know, so I'm really... +[11606.480 --> 11609.480] I'm just totally innocent that they would give there. +[11609.480 --> 11612.480] But Mr. Grant, why are you doing this to me? +[11612.480 --> 11618.480] I mean, look, I am a person who lives all her life trying to avoid scenes. +[11619.480 --> 11624.480] And there are 24 people out there ready to bash down my door, +[11624.480 --> 11627.480] just because I want to give you a little party. +[11627.480 --> 11631.480] Forget it, Mary. We can have a good time with just us, right, Luke? +[11635.480 --> 11637.480] I think I enjoyed doing this to you. +[11637.480 --> 11641.480] I know how horrible this evening is to you. +[11641.480 --> 11645.480] I know how horrible it is for all those people out on the stairs. +[11646.480 --> 11649.480] But I can't stand it, Mary. I really can't. +[11649.480 --> 11651.480] You can't stand what? +[11651.480 --> 11654.480] Any demonstration of affection. +[11654.480 --> 11657.480] I don't know how to handle it. +[11657.480 --> 11660.480] How to respond to it. +[11660.480 --> 11662.480] I never have. +[11662.480 --> 11664.480] It's a big problem for me. +[11664.480 --> 11666.480] Oh, Mr. Grant. +[11666.480 --> 11667.480] Mary? +[11667.480 --> 11668.480] I'm sorry. +[11670.480 --> 11674.480] Mary, can't you just go out there and explain to them how I hate this thing? +[11674.480 --> 11676.480] And tell them to go away? +[11676.480 --> 11680.480] No, I can't do that. I invited them here. +[11680.480 --> 11683.480] Mr. Grant, I'm really sorry. +[11683.480 --> 11685.480] Mary, you have nothing to apologize for. +[11685.480 --> 11688.480] That's right. You work pretty hard for this party. +[11688.480 --> 11690.480] And you know why, Luke? +[11690.480 --> 11692.480] Because she didn't want you to be alone on your birthday. +[11692.480 --> 11695.480] Look, Luke, I want you to know I'm not going to lay any guilt on you. +[11695.480 --> 11699.480] Because that's what my mother always does to me, and I hate it. +[11699.480 --> 11702.480] But if she were here, +[11703.480 --> 11705.480] my mother would say, +[11705.480 --> 11707.480] Luke, do what you want. +[11707.480 --> 11713.480] It doesn't make any difference if you were ripping out the hearts of those who love you. +[11713.480 --> 11716.480] That makes sense, Luke. +[11720.480 --> 11722.480] I can't fight all of you. +[11722.480 --> 11725.480] Okay. I'll let them in. +[11725.480 --> 11728.480] All right. All right. That was your last friend. +[11728.480 --> 11730.480] All right. Good go. +[11732.480 --> 11735.480] Thank you, Happy Birthday, Luke! +[11735.480 --> 11738.480] Happy Birthday, Luke! +[11738.480 --> 11740.480] Happy Birthday, Luke! +[11740.480 --> 11744.480] Happy Birthday, Luke! +[11744.480 --> 11747.480] Happy Birthday, Luke! +[11747.480 --> 11751.480] Happy Birthday, Luke! +[11753.480 --> 11755.480] Luke, Luke. +[11755.480 --> 11757.480] We're still late. +[11757.480 --> 11760.480] Well, he did say he could only stay a few minutes. +[11762.480 --> 11764.480] Mr. Grant. +[11764.480 --> 11769.480] I thought I'd just drop by and apologize for ruining your party. +[11769.480 --> 11771.480] That's all right. +[11771.480 --> 11773.480] Well, come on in. +[11773.480 --> 11775.480] Everybody's gone. +[11775.480 --> 11780.480] So, uh, I was my party. +[11780.480 --> 11783.480] I was my party. +[11783.480 --> 11785.480] I was my party. +[11785.480 --> 11787.480] I was my party. +[11787.480 --> 11790.480] I was my party. +[11790.480 --> 11793.480] I was my party. +[11793.480 --> 11795.480] You want to know something? +[11795.480 --> 11797.480] It was the best party I ever gave. +[11797.480 --> 11799.480] Figures. +[11799.480 --> 11802.480] Well, I thought it would have been a lot better if you'd been here. +[11802.480 --> 11805.480] Sorry, I understand. +[11805.480 --> 11806.480] They're your presents. +[11806.480 --> 11808.480] Ted insisted that we open them. +[11808.480 --> 11812.480] Said you would have wanted it that way. +[11812.480 --> 11814.480] So, everybody had a good time, huh? +[11814.480 --> 11815.480] Yeah. +[11815.480 --> 11817.480] Hey, there's some cake left. You want some? +[11817.480 --> 11819.480] Yeah, sure. +[11820.480 --> 11822.480] Who blew out my candles? +[11822.480 --> 11824.480] Only all did. +[11824.480 --> 11826.480] Yeah, anybody make a wish? +[11826.480 --> 11827.480] Yeah, Gordy. +[11827.480 --> 11829.480] Yeah, what did he wish? +[11829.480 --> 11832.480] Oh, you don't want to know that, Mr. Grant. +[11832.480 --> 11835.480] So, what did you do tonight? +[11835.480 --> 11838.480] Oh, I went down to my cluskies and had a couple of drinks. +[11838.480 --> 11840.480] Sounds like it was fun. +[11840.480 --> 11844.480] Nah, they threw us a prize party for me. +[11844.480 --> 11847.480] Well, you see, Mr. Grant, +[11847.480 --> 11850.480] everybody really loves you. +[11850.480 --> 11852.480] Sorry, ma'am. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_Mh47wWr_Hbw.txt b/transcript/comedy_Mh47wWr_Hbw.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..278c93c4ad8c3739ad5c3b928d418160b3fd533a --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_Mh47wWr_Hbw.txt @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.000] Hello friends, I'm your Vitamita Benjamin girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? +[10.000 --> 14.000] Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. +[15.000 --> 16.000] Now you pick up the bottle. +[17.000 --> 19.000] Oh, little higher. That's right. +[20.000 --> 24.000] The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitamita Benjamin. +[24.000 --> 29.000] Vitamita Benjamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. +[30.000 --> 33.000] Yes, with Vitamita Benjamin, you can spoon your way to hell. +[34.000 --> 36.000] All you do is take a tablespoonful after every meal. +[37.000 --> 38.000] Now you take some. +[42.000 --> 43.000] It's so tasty too. +[55.000 --> 57.000] It's just like candy. +[60.000 --> 68.000] No, no, no, no. Look, you're supposed to like the stuff. You've got to smile. Be happy. I'll try it again. +[75.000 --> 76.000] It's so tasty too. +[76.000 --> 77.000] It's just like candy. +[78.000 --> 79.000] Nope, once more. +[92.000 --> 94.000] It's so tasty too. +[97.000 --> 98.000] It's just like candy. +[99.000 --> 101.000] That's going to be fine. You just go ahead. +[104.000 --> 105.000] Okay. +[107.000 --> 116.000] So why don't you join the thousands of happy-peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitamita Benjamin tomorrow? That's Vitamita Benjamin. +[129.000 --> 137.000] Well, this is easy. Yeah, we can handle this, okay? +[137.000 --> 138.000] Okay? +[157.000 --> 159.000] Listen, I don't like it. I think it's... +[164.000 --> 166.000] I think we're fighting on the game. +[167.000 --> 169.000] I think we're fighting on the game. +[187.000 --> 188.000] Here she comes. +[198.000 --> 199.000] Fine, you're doing splendidly. +[208.000 --> 210.000] Split it up a little. +[228.000 --> 230.000] I'm going to do it. +[237.000 --> 240.000] Good morning, sir. What can I get started for you today? +[241.000 --> 242.000] It's a passion set. +[242.000 --> 243.000] What's that? +[245.000 --> 247.000] Three empty lots. +[247.000 --> 249.000] Would you care for a pastry? +[252.000 --> 253.000] Moka. +[253.000 --> 255.000] Three Moka lattes. +[258.000 --> 260.000] Double chocolate chip muffin. +[260.000 --> 261.000] Yep. +[266.000 --> 269.000] You had three palm-and-cartney CDs. +[269.000 --> 273.000] I love the Beatles' taste for my life. +[274.000 --> 275.000] Something. +[278.000 --> 280.000] Assassination. Hey, for him Lincoln! +[281.000 --> 284.000] You and me, gone. +[284.000 --> 285.000] Shoot. +[287.000 --> 288.000] Three shots. +[288.000 --> 290.000] Hello. +[290.000 --> 292.000] I'm a little slow down there. +[293.000 --> 296.000] Alright, so three lattes, three Moka lattes. +[296.000 --> 299.000] Double chocolate chip muffin and three shots. +[299.000 --> 301.000] No assassinations. +[301.000 --> 303.000] Oh, and three palm-and-cartney CDs. +[304.000 --> 306.000] That's going to be 68-12. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_NmMddn8KH30.txt b/transcript/comedy_NmMddn8KH30.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa4842c350eb33bd7f413fdfee94fb1c699be187 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_NmMddn8KH30.txt @@ -0,0 +1,119 @@ +[0.000 --> 1.000] Why did you, Jim? +[1.000 --> 4.160] I want a moment ago you'll witness something very important about me. +[4.160 --> 5.960] I was trying to be sexy. +[5.960 --> 7.760] Didn't work out. +[7.760 --> 11.040] Can't do sexy. +[11.040 --> 12.360] I finally accepted it. +[12.360 --> 14.680] I used to think sexy was something I could become. +[14.680 --> 18.080] Like if I worked out enough or a war the right thing or I said the right thing, but sexy +[18.080 --> 19.560] didn't work like that. +[19.560 --> 20.800] Suck these of I'm. +[20.800 --> 27.640] Some guys walk in the room and every woman turns and involuntarily starts doing kegels. +[27.640 --> 32.280] I am not that guy. +[32.280 --> 35.720] I give a vibe, but it's the wrong vibe. +[35.720 --> 40.040] When women see me they say things like, damn, I bet he's a good listener. +[40.040 --> 44.080] Nice, the wrong vibe. +[44.080 --> 45.080] So I'm out of the game. +[45.080 --> 46.080] I'm done. +[46.080 --> 47.760] No more sex unless you offer. +[47.760 --> 51.720] Go for the reason. +[51.720 --> 52.880] That's my policy. +[52.880 --> 56.840] But for the rest of you who are still in the game, I got a present for you. +[56.840 --> 57.840] You can use the night. +[57.840 --> 58.840] You can use the rest of your life. +[58.840 --> 60.440] It will cost you nothing to bring you joy. +[60.440 --> 62.680] And I sincerely hope every single one of you uses this. +[62.680 --> 65.800] I was looking at my hand once. +[65.800 --> 72.040] Which is bound to happen if you have enough free time and marijuana. +[72.040 --> 73.680] I was looking at my hand and I realized something. +[73.680 --> 74.680] You guys know what this means, right? +[74.680 --> 75.680] Little hand gesture here. +[75.680 --> 76.680] Anybody? +[76.680 --> 78.000] This means I love you. +[78.000 --> 79.760] If this means I love you and I do. +[79.760 --> 81.000] Thank you so much for being here tonight. +[81.000 --> 82.000] Thanks for being here. +[82.000 --> 83.000] Welcome. +[83.000 --> 84.000] It gives you for a life stand-up comedy. +[84.000 --> 86.000] It's Sarah Soda for 30 years. +[86.000 --> 87.400] I love you. +[87.400 --> 95.360] If this means I love you and I know you know what this means because I drove here. +[95.360 --> 105.240] If this means I love you and this means fuck you then this means I'd love to fuck you. +[105.240 --> 107.120] How about that, ladies and gentlemen? +[107.120 --> 109.520] I'd love to fuck you. +[109.520 --> 111.760] That's handy. +[111.760 --> 115.640] That is an idea that needs to be expressed more often and more simply. +[115.640 --> 116.640] That's non-verbal seduction. +[116.640 --> 117.640] Give it a try. +[117.640 --> 119.480] Pinky thumb middle finger. +[119.480 --> 120.480] You can use that. +[120.480 --> 121.480] I don't care who you are. +[121.480 --> 123.640] You have no date with your wife or your husband. +[123.640 --> 125.040] You think they look sexy and amazing. +[125.040 --> 129.040] You can't tell them when nobody's looking. +[129.040 --> 131.520] Take you two seconds and make them feel special. +[131.520 --> 134.440] You have to do it right. +[134.440 --> 136.480] Pinky thumb middle finger. +[136.480 --> 137.480] Okay? +[137.480 --> 139.880] I don't want to see anybody at the bar after the show. +[139.880 --> 140.880] Where are bubble thumbs? +[140.880 --> 141.880] Is there bubble gum in the bubble? +[141.880 --> 142.880] No. +[142.880 --> 143.880] No. +[143.880 --> 146.880] That's how you pick up Balkan checks. +[146.880 --> 152.480] And they're not coming home with you unless it's the mating season of Pond Farm. +[152.480 --> 153.480] Now I understand. +[153.480 --> 154.480] Wow. +[154.480 --> 155.480] Wow. +[155.480 --> 160.480] That joke has never ever worked. +[160.480 --> 161.480] Wow. +[161.480 --> 165.080] It's easy to get confused. +[165.080 --> 166.080] A lot of handjacks. +[166.080 --> 167.080] This was close. +[167.080 --> 168.080] What's this one? +[168.080 --> 169.880] That's rock on. +[169.880 --> 171.480] Also to accept the two outs. +[171.480 --> 172.480] They're so okay. +[172.480 --> 173.480] There's peace. +[173.480 --> 174.480] The deity and me. +[174.480 --> 175.800] Grease the deity and you. +[175.800 --> 177.800] That's a puppy. +[177.800 --> 180.800] Clearly a puppy. +[180.800 --> 184.840] Variety entertainer folks. +[184.840 --> 186.760] There you go. +[186.760 --> 187.760] What's that? +[187.760 --> 188.760] Can I do a camel? +[188.760 --> 189.760] Glad you asked. +[189.760 --> 191.760] Wrong song. +[191.760 --> 192.760] And then. +[192.760 --> 195.000] Oh, here's a fun one. +[195.000 --> 197.000] Anybody here from Canada? +[197.000 --> 200.000] Hey, the people being rude or from Canada? +[200.000 --> 201.000] That's weird. +[201.000 --> 202.000] So. +[202.000 --> 203.000] Not anymore. +[203.000 --> 204.000] Not your lovely. +[204.000 --> 205.000] I'm so glad you're here. +[205.000 --> 206.000] I love Canada. +[206.000 --> 207.000] This is what I learned from Canada. +[207.000 --> 208.000] And this is true. +[208.000 --> 209.000] This is absolutely true. +[209.000 --> 210.000] I did not make this up. +[210.000 --> 211.000] This is called the Falcon. +[211.000 --> 212.000] Okay? +[212.000 --> 213.000] The Falcon. +[213.000 --> 216.000] What you do is you find a young lady that you care about who's wearing a short dress or +[216.000 --> 217.000] a short short or something. +[217.000 --> 218.000] And you sneak up behind her. +[218.000 --> 219.000] And she's not paying attention. +[219.000 --> 220.000] You grab her in the ass. +[220.000 --> 221.000] We've her index finger like that. +[221.000 --> 222.000] And she goes, ah. +[222.000 --> 224.000] Like a Falcon. +[224.000 --> 225.000] Thanks Canada. +[225.000 --> 226.000] You guys are on Terry, all right? +[226.000 --> 229.000] In the very cool prairie they call it the screaming eagle. +[229.000 --> 231.000] That's more of a west coast thing. +[231.000 --> 232.000] You guys are on Terry, all right? +[232.000 --> 234.000] In the very cool prairie they call it the screaming eagle. +[234.000 --> 235.000] That's more of a west coast thing. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_OvEci5Bjgd4.txt b/transcript/comedy_OvEci5Bjgd4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f44e8a3ae3f00f6c51797971b110e8412acf61a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_OvEci5Bjgd4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.760] Well actually I learned a lot from boxer +[2.760 --> 6.160] when I was a Нуanweerman at NAJ Tongue +[6.160 --> 9.400] He told me not to ask how long he was in the NBA +[9.400 --> 11.940] I knew that you could do everything +[11.940 --> 13.600] Well I knew that I could do everything +[13.600 --> 15.960] The edges were high +[15.960 --> 20.300] and the…? +[21.040 --> 24.120] And you were a simple battle +[24.120 --> 26.240] And you were a demanding champion +[26.240 --> 27.120] And you replied +[27.120 --> 36.560] You're job's a joke, you prove, you're not lost to your way. +[36.560 --> 38.320] No, I could get him to forgive us. +[38.320 --> 39.320] I don't know. +[39.320 --> 40.320] I'm telling you. +[40.320 --> 44.320] I can do it. +[44.320 --> 48.320] Yeah, he can do it. +[48.320 --> 53.320] It's like you're always stuck in second gear. +[53.320 --> 57.120] It was like this crazy-eyed Harry Beastman. +[57.120 --> 59.320] He was like a big footer. +[59.320 --> 63.320] I get it or something. +[63.320 --> 66.920] Hi, just so you know, we didn't mean to fog you. +[66.920 --> 71.120] We actually thought you were like a get-ears-o-no. +[74.120 --> 76.120] Hi. +[78.520 --> 80.120] So you like to short hair better? +[80.120 --> 82.120] What? +[82.120 --> 83.120] Get it? +[83.120 --> 85.120] I'm Danny? +[91.520 --> 94.520] Beeps? +[94.520 --> 97.520] Hello? +[97.520 --> 98.520] Beep-ee. +[108.520 --> 112.120] I'll be there for you. +[112.120 --> 118.720] If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. +[118.720 --> 122.120] I'm fine. +[122.120 --> 123.120] Really? +[123.120 --> 124.620] Absolutely. +[124.620 --> 127.120] I'm fine. +[127.120 --> 129.120] Totally fine. +[129.120 --> 132.620] I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, +[132.620 --> 135.520] because really, I'm fine. +[135.520 --> 139.920] I'll be there for you, because you're there for me, +[139.920 --> 141.320] and you're going to be. +[141.320 --> 143.320] Joe? +[143.320 --> 149.320] He-he-he. +[149.320 --> 152.320] I guess Joey went home. +[152.320 --> 156.320] Oh, and look, there is still one box that I have to unpack. +[156.320 --> 159.320] He-he-he. +[159.320 --> 162.520] Oh, my God, Joe. +[162.520 --> 163.520] Oh, my God. +[163.520 --> 165.320] You almost gave me a heart attack. +[165.320 --> 166.320] Oh. +[166.320 --> 172.320] Still in bed I did, and working at a... +[172.320 --> 175.320] My best friend and my sister, I cannot believe this. +[175.320 --> 181.120] Oh, sorry, but it's true I love him too. +[181.120 --> 185.120] My best friend. +[185.120 --> 189.120] I cannot believe this. +[189.120 --> 194.920] You burned your breakfast so far, things are going great. +[200.920 --> 205.720] You mother won't you let me taste like bees? +[205.720 --> 210.720] I brought you, let's put aside the fact that you accidentally picked up my grandmother's ring, +[210.720 --> 215.520] and you accidentally proposed to Rachel and people do this. +[215.520 --> 218.120] I don't really know what that means. +[218.120 --> 225.120] I'm sorry. +[249.120 --> 254.120] I'll be there for you. +[254.120 --> 259.120] I'll be there for you. +[259.120 --> 262.120] I'll be there for you. +[262.120 --> 269.120] Because you're there for me too. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_PXHgQPL1YJE.txt b/transcript/comedy_PXHgQPL1YJE.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4aab794fe4a2d75529668a54580852c06c61a43e --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_PXHgQPL1YJE.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1741 @@ +[0.000 --> 12.680] What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and +[12.680 --> 15.840] give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? +[15.840 --> 20.120] It's the Smith-Bullard's podcast with Andy Mike and Jason. +[20.120 --> 24.700] Ranking it, ding, ding, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, +[24.700 --> 26.700] bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, +[26.700 --> 27.700] bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, +[27.700 --> 28.700] bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, +[28.700 --> 29.700] bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, +[30.500 --> 32.600] With a ring-ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. +[32.600 --> 36.200] Is that- is that Satchmode just the- uh, what was that frog? +[36.620 --> 37.860] Is there some frog in there? +[37.860 --> 39.920] Do you remember the- the frog ringtone? +[40.460 --> 41.760] RING-ding, ding, ding, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. +[41.760 --> 43.020] No! No! +[43.020 --> 43.820] You guys don't remember this? +[43.820 --> 45.020] No, that was a rinkety. +[45.020 --> 45.900] That was a rinkety, and that was a rinkety. +[45.900 --> 46.740] Oh, it was a rinkety. +[46.740 --> 47.260] Oh, it was a rinkety. +[47.260 --> 48.020] No, it was a rinkety. +[48.020 --> 49.660] Doosters, do you guys remember the frog? +[49.660 --> 51.620] It sounds like- what did the Fox say? +[51.620 --> 53.020] It's- sounds like what you're doing. +[53.020 --> 56.260] Oh yeah, the fox did say ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. +[56.300 --> 57.260] What did the frog say? +[57.820 --> 58.380] Running. +[58.380 --> 59.380] He rolls his arms. +[59.380 --> 59.900] Oh yeah. +[60.380 --> 61.060] All frogs do. +[61.540 --> 63.500] Uh, welcome into the spitballers podcast. +[63.500 --> 64.860] And you make Jason back with you. +[64.860 --> 66.380] Would you rather the situation room? +[67.060 --> 71.580] And we are drafting the best hand gestures as I mean, it's one of the more popular +[71.580 --> 72.580] topics on earth. +[72.740 --> 73.580] It's go time. +[74.060 --> 79.500] Uh, it was brought up as an idea by Al and, uh, instantly we had lists. +[79.500 --> 81.140] I mean, there are a lot of hand gestures. +[81.860 --> 83.180] So a lot of great ones. +[83.180 --> 85.860] I, I did not, you know, sometimes you need to do research. +[86.620 --> 88.220] Dive deep look at other people. +[88.220 --> 88.740] In cycle, +[88.740 --> 90.780] and go to go to Reddit. +[90.780 --> 93.980] Yeah, open up the crack open the books from the encyclopedia. +[93.980 --> 97.340] Part of this one was straight off the noggin. +[97.340 --> 99.900] And I had 15 solid hand gestures. +[99.900 --> 101.500] Mine was I looked at my hands. +[101.820 --> 102.900] Oh, you had them look. +[102.900 --> 104.660] Yeah, I always start moving them around. +[104.660 --> 105.900] I saw what they could do. +[106.140 --> 106.660] Yeah. +[106.860 --> 107.220] Okay. +[107.380 --> 110.740] Which ironically, just before the show, we were marveling at the fact +[110.740 --> 118.380] that Mike can snap his fingers with his pointer finger very loudly, which is not normal. +[118.380 --> 121.020] That's like a, like a kind of a circus thing. +[121.020 --> 123.900] I can't even get my pointer finger to make. +[123.900 --> 125.060] You're doing like a whispers. +[128.060 --> 133.860] These fine microphones picking it up at spitballer spot over on Twitter. +[134.220 --> 135.780] spitballer spot dot com's website. +[136.100 --> 136.700] Let's jump in. +[141.540 --> 148.660] Would you rather ace from Patreon writes in which minor skill would you rather acquire? +[148.980 --> 150.420] Also, there's multiple options. +[151.700 --> 154.020] Option one always take the perfect picture. +[154.060 --> 155.420] That's that's a skill. +[155.420 --> 156.260] It would be nice. +[156.540 --> 158.900] Number two, always have a high score in video games. +[159.180 --> 160.380] It's a, it's a show off. +[160.380 --> 163.940] There's a time of my life where that would have been the top. +[165.180 --> 167.580] Number three become extremely flexible. +[168.580 --> 171.620] No, is this, this is like physically. +[172.500 --> 172.780] Yeah. +[172.780 --> 175.340] Not, not like your will will not bend. +[176.420 --> 179.420] But your body will just saying you're like, hey, you want to do this? +[179.460 --> 179.820] Yeah. +[179.820 --> 180.860] I'm very flexible. +[181.020 --> 182.020] I'm open to doing that. +[182.020 --> 183.740] Honestly, that'd be nice to have as well. +[184.380 --> 187.260] And the fourth one, the ability to hold your breath for 10 minutes. +[187.820 --> 188.620] 10 minutes. +[188.620 --> 193.260] 10 minutes is a long time, which is not the rest of the minor skill. +[193.820 --> 194.580] That's fair. +[194.580 --> 196.260] Mike does a pretty major skill. +[196.740 --> 199.140] Two minutes would be a minor skill. +[199.260 --> 203.340] What would you do with that skill other than I would go underwater? +[204.060 --> 208.660] And stay down there for nine minutes while everyone above me is like, +[209.100 --> 210.140] he's drowning. +[210.140 --> 214.460] And then I would resurface and say, no, I have a minor skill. +[214.500 --> 217.940] Do you, do you know the world record for holding your breath underwater? +[218.220 --> 221.180] I guess it's probably, you're saying unadid. +[221.700 --> 223.380] Yeah, just I'm going to guess 18 minutes. +[224.060 --> 227.140] How would you aid someone holding their breath underwater? +[227.140 --> 229.700] Well, I mean, there are some with school. +[231.460 --> 233.580] I didn't come up for a breath for hours. +[235.380 --> 236.700] I wasn't stripped through something. +[236.700 --> 239.340] I was I don't know like giving them a rock to hold them down. +[239.460 --> 240.180] Is that aided? +[240.660 --> 241.660] I know. +[241.660 --> 242.420] I don't think so. +[242.420 --> 244.340] That's the goal here is holding your breath. +[244.340 --> 249.380] Anyways, sorry to record 24 and a half minute. +[249.380 --> 250.020] How was that? +[250.020 --> 250.900] I can't. +[250.900 --> 251.860] I don't know if I can make it. +[251.860 --> 253.740] Let's 24 and a half seconds. +[253.860 --> 257.900] Is there a separate world record for the longest you can hold your breath right before you die? +[258.460 --> 261.500] 24 minutes and 37 seconds. +[261.620 --> 263.420] I mean, you can't keep track of that one. +[263.420 --> 267.260] You have to slow your heart down to like two beats per minute. +[267.260 --> 267.780] How's that? +[267.780 --> 269.180] How is that person not a fish? +[270.140 --> 271.820] Because they're holding your breath. +[271.820 --> 272.860] You do become a fish. +[273.020 --> 275.740] But what I mean, they're not the incredible Mr. Limpit down there. +[275.740 --> 276.660] They're holding their breath. +[276.660 --> 277.780] They're not breathing the water. +[277.860 --> 280.300] So the high scoring video games in the holding breath, +[280.340 --> 283.980] it sounds like the main use of those is to show off. +[284.940 --> 288.340] Whereas the flexibility and the perfect picture have more practical uses. +[288.340 --> 289.940] Because you just I brought it up. +[289.940 --> 291.020] I said, why would you use it? +[291.020 --> 293.420] You said so that people can think I'm drowning. +[293.420 --> 295.420] And I can pop up and say, surprise. +[296.060 --> 299.300] But all I mean, like we don't live by the ocean. +[299.300 --> 301.900] If I live by the ocean, I'd be down there with the fishes. +[301.900 --> 302.420] I die by the ocean. +[302.420 --> 305.180] I'd be checking all that stuff out underwater. +[305.180 --> 306.980] Like that would be really cool. +[306.980 --> 311.060] It's snorkeling, except you're not on the top of the water. +[311.300 --> 312.300] Yeah. +[312.300 --> 315.620] It was like, I could snorkel already. +[315.620 --> 317.900] There's like a nice snorkel mask at the top. +[318.300 --> 319.300] Why haven't they? +[319.300 --> 322.260] I know that they've improved snorkeling technology tremendously. +[322.260 --> 323.660] I'm we're getting ready to take a trip. +[323.660 --> 324.140] Uh-huh. +[324.140 --> 326.340] Jason shared with me the face face. +[326.340 --> 326.860] Yeah. +[326.860 --> 330.860] But to me, I don't understand why haven't they extended the snorkel length? +[331.100 --> 331.620] Yeah. +[331.620 --> 334.540] Why haven't they made the length like six feet? +[334.740 --> 336.260] I think it's hard to breathe through it. +[336.540 --> 337.820] Oh, I've reached a certain length. +[337.820 --> 340.660] Yeah, I think there's a pressure situation going on. +[340.660 --> 343.700] I did just see how I've overcome that. +[343.700 --> 347.500] Uh, but no, I just got hit number. +[347.740 --> 348.420] I got two things. +[348.420 --> 353.860] Number one, a kickstarter for that where it's like it's a motorized thing that +[354.220 --> 355.700] floats on top of the water. +[355.940 --> 358.380] And so you have the long hose and you can go under water. +[358.380 --> 360.860] So it's like scuba diving, except you don't have it on your back. +[361.260 --> 362.780] And it just sits on top of the water. +[362.820 --> 363.900] It's called snuba diving. +[363.940 --> 364.620] Snuba? +[364.620 --> 365.020] Yeah. +[365.180 --> 365.740] It's a thing. +[365.740 --> 366.740] It's been around a long time. +[367.260 --> 371.620] So so scuba is like self contained underwater breathing apparatus. +[371.620 --> 371.980] What is the? +[371.980 --> 374.860] I think it's like snorkel scuba hybrid. +[375.220 --> 376.660] Did they know that it's an acrid? +[377.260 --> 378.740] Snoopy dooby do. +[379.060 --> 384.300] Uh, but number two, they make like portable scuba tanks, where it's just essentially +[384.540 --> 388.100] a little canister in the in the mouthpiece and you carry it around. +[388.100 --> 389.100] I actually have seen those. +[389.100 --> 391.340] They are in a sky like 10 minutes worth of air. +[391.340 --> 392.540] Yeah, 10 to 20 minutes of air. +[392.540 --> 393.940] I'm like, and you can film yourself. +[393.940 --> 394.780] You can film yourself. +[394.820 --> 396.220] Yeah, with a pump with a pump. +[396.420 --> 397.780] I'll take the submarine. +[398.700 --> 400.460] Just what big window. +[400.980 --> 403.420] I'm going further deeper longer than you would do. +[403.420 --> 407.100] Would you do the old school, um, the metal, the metal helmet? +[407.100 --> 412.060] Oh, have you, you know, yeah, actually, like you're in bio shock. +[412.300 --> 417.980] You do those things where you like, uh, you walk on the floor of the ocean +[417.980 --> 422.380] because you're wearing basically that, that headpiece that was on your shoulders. +[422.660 --> 423.700] That seems pretty cool. +[423.900 --> 428.500] Other than I feel like if you lean a little bit too far, tell the water. +[428.740 --> 432.980] Yeah, like I'll shoot you up to scream at people as they're going in. +[433.260 --> 434.300] Oh, one more thing. +[434.420 --> 435.220] Don't lean. +[436.060 --> 437.620] Don't lean over. +[437.620 --> 438.780] You'll die. +[439.860 --> 440.820] I was wrong. +[440.820 --> 444.700] It is an acronym for surface nexus underwater breathing apparatus. +[444.700 --> 445.020] Okay. +[445.100 --> 445.380] Okay. +[445.380 --> 446.180] That's much better. +[446.540 --> 448.540] They forced that nexus in there. +[448.540 --> 450.020] They're just like, how do we call it? +[450.020 --> 450.620] Snoopy. +[451.580 --> 456.580] Um, so I did have a question back to the original question. +[456.900 --> 458.580] Always take the perfect picture. +[459.580 --> 461.340] This makes a big difference to me. +[461.340 --> 464.580] Is this I am photo, generic? +[464.580 --> 465.100] Yes. +[465.100 --> 467.580] Or is this, but maximum of photographer. +[467.780 --> 472.740] Oh, I think we took it the way that it was intended, which was, yeah, we're very +[472.740 --> 476.300] shallow, selfless people of where we are the subject of the photo. +[476.580 --> 476.780] Yeah. +[476.780 --> 480.500] I mean, this meant you have the ability to take the perfect photo in, you're in +[480.500 --> 481.500] the photo. +[481.500 --> 482.500] I took it the other way. +[482.500 --> 483.620] You're not in the photographer. +[483.620 --> 484.420] You're the photographer. +[484.420 --> 485.420] Yes. +[485.420 --> 487.340] I know you guys are seeing this differ. +[487.340 --> 492.500] That's why this needed to come to light because one way is you're taking a great, I'm +[492.500 --> 493.500] a great photographer. +[493.500 --> 495.580] And the other is I am a model. +[496.420 --> 496.900] Yeah. +[496.900 --> 499.180] So this says you always take the perfect picture. +[499.340 --> 499.940] Right. +[500.100 --> 507.660] But now you are putting a son blast because A is saying being a pristine professional +[507.660 --> 512.100] photographer is in fact a minor skill compared to being a model. +[512.100 --> 512.300] Yeah. +[512.300 --> 518.340] Taking the perfect picture is a minor skill because it's not a, it's about composition. +[519.020 --> 520.460] It's not necessarily about the equipment. +[521.260 --> 523.140] Like you just, you just got to, you know what? +[523.140 --> 527.100] You people that have an eye for a photo, two people take the same picture. +[527.100 --> 527.660] One looks good. +[527.660 --> 528.620] And one looks like garbage. +[528.780 --> 529.540] Same camera. +[530.420 --> 530.740] Yes. +[530.740 --> 531.380] And I agree. +[531.380 --> 535.100] But I'm saying to call that a minor skill is you're insulting it so much. +[535.100 --> 536.100] Yeah. +[536.100 --> 537.100] That's easy. +[537.100 --> 538.100] That's easy. +[538.100 --> 539.100] Taking a perfect picture. +[539.100 --> 540.100] It's a minor skill. +[540.100 --> 542.940] Um, I, I'm going to throw that one out. +[542.940 --> 544.100] If I'm the photographer, I don't care. +[544.100 --> 544.340] Okay. +[544.340 --> 545.700] But what if it's you in the picture? +[545.700 --> 546.860] Oh, then that's my pick, man. +[546.860 --> 547.380] Is it? +[547.380 --> 551.100] Well, I mean, that means I'm always looking good in photos. +[551.100 --> 552.100] Right. +[552.100 --> 553.700] But that's how I will be captured. +[554.420 --> 555.180] Oh, really? +[555.180 --> 555.860] I, yes. +[555.860 --> 557.260] That's specific picture. +[557.260 --> 559.300] It did say moving picture. +[560.580 --> 561.340] It's a photo. +[561.340 --> 565.660] I can't imagine that I would look great in photos and terrible in videos. +[565.940 --> 566.540] Oh, yeah. +[566.660 --> 567.540] You could do that. +[567.540 --> 568.540] I could do that. +[568.540 --> 569.540] Thank you. +[569.540 --> 574.540] Uh, but also, so the holding the breath, that one sounds pretty good. +[575.140 --> 580.820] But if I could actually touch my toes, I feel like that would be, and like, +[580.820 --> 582.860] you're, would you be showing off to yourself at that point? +[582.860 --> 587.820] No, you're, your, your body is less prone to injury if you are actually flexible. +[587.820 --> 592.900] And stretching is the worst. +[593.260 --> 597.300] Stretching is the worst exercise movement. +[597.300 --> 603.140] I would much rather lift heavy weights all day every day. +[603.140 --> 604.900] And then like, okay, which time to stretch out? +[604.900 --> 607.740] I'm like, no, it feels good. +[607.740 --> 610.140] No, no, it doesn't. +[610.140 --> 611.500] You're accomplishing something. +[611.500 --> 612.900] You're like a good butterfly stretch. +[612.900 --> 613.740] That doesn't feel great. +[613.740 --> 618.540] A butterfly, but like the, the, the real, not talking about psychos, stuff like yoga. +[618.540 --> 619.820] I'm not saying yoga. +[619.820 --> 622.820] I'm just saying a, a good old fashioned hamstring stretch. +[622.820 --> 623.820] Yeah. +[623.820 --> 624.820] You enjoy stretching your hamstrings, Andy. +[624.820 --> 626.820] I know we both got really tight hamstrings. +[626.820 --> 627.820] Yeah, hurt. +[627.820 --> 628.820] No, that's not hurt. +[628.820 --> 632.140] And then your legs like start going numb and the tingle start firing through your legs. +[632.140 --> 633.140] I'm not doing this anymore. +[633.140 --> 634.140] That's forx. +[634.140 --> 635.140] I, you're worse. +[635.140 --> 637.540] So I think both Mike and I are on the flexibility. +[637.540 --> 638.540] I think I'm taking that. +[638.540 --> 641.780] But I, I believe this is just because we are old now. +[641.780 --> 647.260] No, like, could you imagine me as one of the, I was never flexible, never, ever, ever. +[647.260 --> 650.180] But at 20 years old, I would not pick flexibility from this list. +[650.180 --> 651.180] I mean, that's okay. +[651.180 --> 654.500] I'll take the video games because I feel like I'm falling behind. +[654.500 --> 658.020] And I don't have any pride in my video game playing ability anymore. +[658.020 --> 662.100] And so to kind of have that again, that's what I'm going to go with. +[662.100 --> 663.340] Are the kids beating you? +[663.340 --> 664.340] Oh, yeah. +[664.340 --> 665.340] Yeah. +[665.340 --> 666.620] I mean, they're just quicker. +[666.620 --> 673.540] My smarter, uh, been playing a lot of NBA 2K with, with the boy and that has not been +[673.540 --> 675.060] a problem. +[675.060 --> 677.220] He is improving rapidly. +[677.220 --> 679.820] And he has now beat me three times in a row. +[679.820 --> 680.820] Oh, no. +[680.820 --> 681.820] And you're going all full. +[681.820 --> 682.820] Oh, yeah. +[682.820 --> 686.660] My rule has always been, if you beat me, you have, you have actually beat me. +[686.660 --> 689.100] I don't let up and let that happen. +[689.100 --> 696.540] But my son is an elite trash talker. +[696.540 --> 697.540] And just none. +[697.540 --> 699.900] What do I got that? +[699.900 --> 701.700] Not for me. +[701.700 --> 705.700] Honestly, it's because I don't, that, that I don't do when I'm competing against my kids. +[705.700 --> 706.700] I don't trash talk. +[706.700 --> 712.660] Like if I trash talk to him the way he does to me, he would leave the game in just a, +[712.660 --> 715.660] there's a puddle of tears because he would not be able to handle it. +[715.660 --> 718.020] He goes, he is the worst. +[718.020 --> 722.260] Do you, like, so do you have, when you're losing to the kids, are they talking garbage to +[722.260 --> 723.260] you? +[723.260 --> 727.620] Uh, I mean, yeah, there's some garbage being talked by the middle one for sure. +[727.620 --> 731.540] Um, you know, the kids, they're quick to remember what it feels like to win. +[731.540 --> 732.540] Yes. +[732.540 --> 733.620] And forget what it feels like to lose. +[733.620 --> 736.260] So it's like in the moment, they're the best. +[736.260 --> 739.300] Yeah, my youngest is now super into basketball. +[739.300 --> 740.900] So we've been playing one on one a lot. +[740.900 --> 743.580] And I tell him he's 10 years old. +[743.580 --> 747.620] So I tell him every day, you will never beat me. +[747.620 --> 751.060] You will never beat me as long as you are alive in a game of one on one basketball. +[751.060 --> 752.380] That's what I tell him. +[752.380 --> 756.500] And I want to make sure he knows that truth because it is. +[756.500 --> 759.420] And so what happens is we'll play a game to 10 or whatever. +[759.420 --> 761.700] And I'll be playing casual. +[761.700 --> 764.460] And if he gets to eight, oh man. +[764.460 --> 765.460] If he gets to eight. +[765.460 --> 766.460] Oh, it is. +[766.460 --> 769.140] I am on him like Michael Jordan. +[769.140 --> 771.500] I will never let him get that 10th point. +[771.500 --> 772.500] He knows it. +[772.500 --> 773.500] It's over now. +[773.500 --> 775.700] And then he shoots like some really far away shot. +[775.700 --> 776.700] And I'm terrified. +[776.700 --> 781.380] I am petrified that it's going to go in because I tell him all that you will never as long +[781.380 --> 782.380] as you're alive. +[782.380 --> 783.380] I'll be 80 years old. +[783.380 --> 784.380] You will never beat me. +[784.380 --> 785.380] But you believe that is. +[785.380 --> 786.900] No, I don't believe that at all. +[786.900 --> 789.220] He will overtake me at some point. +[789.220 --> 794.540] The point is that first game when he finally beats me is going to be a special moment in +[794.540 --> 799.340] his life because he knows when it's game point daddy's going full out. +[799.340 --> 807.340] Now do you when you think of that moment, are you overcome with pride for your child surpassing +[807.340 --> 812.060] the master or are you on the side of just step walk off? +[812.060 --> 814.060] I just lost to my kid. +[814.060 --> 816.740] No, and I need like it's time to hang up. +[816.740 --> 820.900] It doesn't happen before you had a certain engine will not be satisfaction for him. +[820.900 --> 822.660] It will be sad for him. +[822.660 --> 826.820] Because it will mean daddy is daddy's not got many years left. +[826.820 --> 827.980] It will be like a pity thing. +[827.980 --> 832.820] Like if you you get to a certain point where if you beat your dad at something athletic, +[832.820 --> 834.020] it's not a victory. +[834.020 --> 835.820] It's just what should happen. +[835.820 --> 836.820] Right. +[836.820 --> 838.740] I would definitely be on the pride side. +[838.740 --> 840.460] Like I look forward to him beating me. +[840.460 --> 844.340] I just hope it's four years from now at least. +[844.340 --> 847.740] There's no way that you will not be telling me God lucky. +[847.740 --> 848.740] All right. +[848.740 --> 849.740] Hannah from the website. +[849.740 --> 852.620] Would you rather have a soldiery attractive voice? +[852.620 --> 858.580] If well below average looks or be extremely attractive looking but have an extremely obnoxious +[858.580 --> 859.580] voice. +[859.580 --> 860.580] Wow. +[860.580 --> 864.220] I guys I have to tell you about something. +[864.220 --> 866.460] Oh, really yourself. +[866.460 --> 873.220] And I look I had somebody come over to the house to do to work on my car. +[873.220 --> 875.900] I was some body work at some scratches. +[875.900 --> 877.660] There's all these mobile services now. +[877.660 --> 878.660] They come to your house. +[878.660 --> 882.020] They fix your car. +[882.020 --> 886.620] This was one of the nicest gentlemen I've ever met. +[886.620 --> 889.980] But his voice was so high. +[889.980 --> 892.060] Oh, and it didn't match. +[892.060 --> 896.060] You know, it's like not that I could picture a person that necessarily has a high voice +[896.060 --> 900.260] as a as a male, but I'm telling you guys. +[900.260 --> 901.620] I was looking for cameras. +[901.620 --> 902.620] I did. +[902.620 --> 908.820] I mean, it was like an ever and we talked for so long about life and stuff. +[908.820 --> 910.540] And anyways, it's like. +[910.540 --> 911.540] Okay. +[911.540 --> 917.340] It was up I was up there and it was like something so bewildering that I think it was at a +[917.340 --> 920.980] level where it might have been a detriment to previous parts of life. +[920.980 --> 924.460] So I'm just saying like the you know, your voice. +[924.460 --> 926.300] We always say like an accent, right? +[926.300 --> 928.620] There's a trustworthy accent. +[928.620 --> 932.060] Voice is Jason said, you know, he wishes he had the voice of these famous actors, even +[932.060 --> 934.420] more than the looks almost. +[934.420 --> 935.420] Yeah. +[935.420 --> 938.500] So obnoxious voice. +[938.500 --> 939.500] That crosses the line. +[939.500 --> 941.140] You just have a subpar voice. +[941.140 --> 943.860] You're actively a problem. +[943.860 --> 952.580] So what happens though for the people, unfortunately, that they have the bad looks, they have the obnoxious +[952.580 --> 956.260] voice, you know, like out of Portland. +[956.260 --> 957.260] Right. +[957.260 --> 958.260] Yeah. +[958.260 --> 959.260] Well, let's go to the address. +[959.260 --> 960.900] What's the what was the out of voice? +[960.900 --> 961.900] Yeah. +[961.900 --> 962.900] That's me. +[962.900 --> 963.900] Owl. +[963.900 --> 964.900] Man. +[964.900 --> 965.900] I don't know. +[965.900 --> 966.900] I'm so very partial. +[966.900 --> 970.900] You're not going to beat me this week. +[970.900 --> 973.500] I tell the best lies. +[973.500 --> 975.500] That's that's a good point, Mike. +[975.500 --> 981.780] And I think what happens there is we give empathy and employment out of employment. +[981.780 --> 982.780] Employment. +[982.780 --> 983.780] Employment. +[983.780 --> 984.780] Yeah. +[984.780 --> 987.780] No, because we are so altruistic. +[987.780 --> 988.780] Owl. +[988.780 --> 989.780] True it. +[989.780 --> 990.780] Oh, it was right there. +[990.780 --> 991.780] Yeah, we did it. +[991.780 --> 994.780] I'm going to take the good looks. +[994.780 --> 995.780] Really? +[995.780 --> 996.780] I don't need to talk, man. +[996.780 --> 998.700] You can be the strong silent type. +[998.700 --> 1003.100] I will walk straight through some place and at least if probably Cooper. +[1003.100 --> 1006.700] Remember, you're looking all handsome and he comes in and he talks like this. +[1006.700 --> 1007.700] That's fine. +[1007.700 --> 1008.700] No, it's not. +[1008.700 --> 1009.700] You're below average. +[1009.700 --> 1011.380] But I'm not extremely ugly. +[1011.380 --> 1012.380] Yes you are. +[1012.380 --> 1013.380] No, no, no. +[1013.380 --> 1016.780] Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, +[1016.780 --> 1030.220] well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, if you should not +[1030.220 --> 1034.260] let your choice be. +[1034.260 --> 1035.420] speaks so down into this. +[1035.420 --> 1036.420] Look at this. +[1036.420 --> 1037.460] Look, look at that. +[1037.460 --> 1038.660] What will happen, look at that. +[1038.660 --> 1039.660] Talk to where they have $400 for the country. +[1039.660 --> 1040.660] Isn't it a lot to talk about come up to? +[1040.660 --> 1041.660] And over to yourADEB decorations? +[1041.660 --> 1042.660] What has changed in mind? +[1042.660 --> 1043.660] David Para, Paul. +[1043.660 --> 1044.460] Coach Hey, what about your call earlier in five days and up. +[1044.460 --> 1045.460] How do you call that? +[1045.460 --> 1047.400] I mean, he's an average regular. +[1047.400 --> 1049.840] What about beef? +[1049.840 --> 1051.200] Oh, he's well below average. +[1051.200 --> 1052.140] So you're talking about, +[1052.140 --> 1053.480] Sam Elliott is below average. +[1053.480 --> 1055.880] See, Elliott is well below average. +[1055.880 --> 1056.720] He's medium. +[1056.720 --> 1058.040] No, that's because of the boys. +[1058.040 --> 1059.040] Now, Jean Hackman. +[1059.040 --> 1059.880] And the mustache. +[1059.880 --> 1062.800] Jean Hackman, after a certain point, +[1062.800 --> 1064.720] probably below average. +[1064.720 --> 1066.160] But do we know voices right now? +[1066.160 --> 1067.720] Do we know what Hackman looked like +[1067.720 --> 1068.840] when he was actually young? +[1068.840 --> 1069.880] He's probably better looking. +[1069.880 --> 1073.160] I mean, like he could have been devastatingly handsome +[1073.160 --> 1074.280] and we just have no idea. +[1074.280 --> 1075.360] I think he was. +[1075.360 --> 1076.920] But Sam Elliott's the perfect example. +[1076.920 --> 1078.600] Because he's, he's actually. +[1078.600 --> 1080.640] Yeah, Jean Hackman was fine looking. +[1080.640 --> 1081.800] He's pretty good looking actually. +[1081.800 --> 1083.400] Sam Elliott's well below average looking. +[1083.400 --> 1084.440] But you can't even, +[1084.440 --> 1085.960] You've seen young Sam Elliott. +[1085.960 --> 1087.760] Yeah, he was a strapping handsome dude. +[1087.760 --> 1089.680] See there, we can't, we can't be judging. +[1089.680 --> 1090.920] Oh man. +[1090.920 --> 1092.840] Young Sam Elliott. +[1092.840 --> 1093.680] Yeah, look at this. +[1093.680 --> 1096.200] He's a stone's throw from a Brady. +[1096.200 --> 1097.200] Oh, it's all right. +[1097.200 --> 1098.600] He's a handsome gentleman. +[1098.600 --> 1099.680] Yeah. +[1099.680 --> 1100.640] Oh, he's very good looking. +[1100.640 --> 1101.640] Oh, wow. +[1101.640 --> 1106.120] This is, this is a pretty good looking young man. +[1106.120 --> 1107.680] What's he talking about old people? +[1107.680 --> 1109.000] Does he have the must say yes? +[1109.000 --> 1112.640] So what we have learned is old people are ugly. +[1112.640 --> 1114.520] Yes. +[1114.520 --> 1115.880] Man, we got to it. +[1115.880 --> 1116.720] It's the wrinkles. +[1116.720 --> 1119.640] So no matter how handsome we are, +[1119.640 --> 1120.640] we're going to get ugly. +[1120.640 --> 1121.160] Yes. +[1121.160 --> 1122.000] Oh crap. +[1122.000 --> 1123.480] Yeah, there are no. +[1123.480 --> 1124.480] Wait, hold on. +[1124.480 --> 1125.840] Let's stay here. +[1125.840 --> 1127.880] Are there any good looking 80 year olds? +[1127.880 --> 1130.920] I mean, Clooney's probably going to be. +[1130.920 --> 1133.520] Wait, I thought you were saying he was. +[1133.520 --> 1134.520] No, no, no. +[1134.520 --> 1139.000] He will be 80 and then he'll be good looking. +[1139.000 --> 1142.360] What is the age where it crosses over? +[1142.360 --> 1145.880] Sean Connery was a pretty good looking at an old age. +[1145.880 --> 1147.760] No, he was a pretty good looking +[1147.760 --> 1149.960] until he had a certain age. +[1149.960 --> 1150.840] I don't think 80. +[1150.840 --> 1152.400] I don't think there was any good looking 80 year old. +[1152.400 --> 1153.240] Impossible. +[1153.240 --> 1154.880] Impossible to be good looking at 80. +[1154.880 --> 1156.160] Oh man. +[1156.160 --> 1159.760] So I've got half a life worth of good looks left. +[1160.040 --> 1163.040] I think he's going to have to wait. +[1163.040 --> 1165.280] 80's like guarantee. +[1165.280 --> 1168.960] You can slip right into ugly anytime before. +[1168.960 --> 1169.960] 40 moment now. +[1169.960 --> 1171.640] I'm from 40 to 80. +[1171.640 --> 1172.920] You can slip right in. +[1172.920 --> 1174.120] You can't wake up. +[1174.120 --> 1174.960] Am I ugly? +[1174.960 --> 1176.200] Yes. +[1176.200 --> 1177.680] Look away. +[1177.680 --> 1179.520] Yeah, there are no good looking 80 year old. +[1179.520 --> 1180.360] I'm good looking at it. +[1180.360 --> 1181.160] Is Richard here going to be? +[1181.160 --> 1183.160] He's got to be getting up there. +[1183.160 --> 1186.240] No, they all look awful. +[1186.240 --> 1188.240] Richard, here is 73. +[1188.240 --> 1188.840] I'm looking at that. +[1188.840 --> 1189.920] That's your closest one. +[1189.920 --> 1194.960] I'm looking at just the list of the most beautiful 80 year olds. +[1194.960 --> 1196.200] What do we, okay, what do we got there? +[1196.200 --> 1197.600] Oh, they're just disgusting. +[1197.600 --> 1200.960] I mean, just, oh no. +[1200.960 --> 1201.800] It's all right. +[1201.800 --> 1203.400] None of them know what a podcast is. +[1203.400 --> 1206.600] Let's say our demo is safe for the 80 year olds +[1206.600 --> 1207.600] listening to this show. +[1207.600 --> 1209.280] Now I'm turning it off. +[1209.280 --> 1211.400] From a red for 86. +[1212.600 --> 1213.440] Right now he is? +[1213.440 --> 1214.280] Yeah. +[1214.280 --> 1215.120] How's he looking? +[1215.120 --> 1216.640] I mean, he's looking all right. +[1216.640 --> 1218.560] He's pretty, pretty cool. +[1218.560 --> 1222.320] Oh, bet, oh, bet. +[1222.320 --> 1224.040] Eight years ago he's looking all right. +[1224.040 --> 1225.000] Oh, goodness. +[1225.000 --> 1226.480] He's gone. +[1226.480 --> 1228.040] He's gone to the boy shipper. +[1228.040 --> 1231.160] He's gone. +[1231.160 --> 1232.160] He's gone. +[1232.160 --> 1233.000] He's gone. +[1233.000 --> 1234.600] Oh, man. +[1234.600 --> 1235.840] I don't want to get old. +[1235.840 --> 1236.600] 75. +[1236.600 --> 1237.640] He was good looking. +[1237.640 --> 1239.880] It's like the surface of Mars. +[1239.880 --> 1240.840] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. +[1240.840 --> 1241.680] All right. +[1241.680 --> 1243.040] This is terrible news. +[1243.040 --> 1244.080] Yeah, we're on the way. +[1244.080 --> 1245.760] We're on the way. +[1245.760 --> 1246.600] I'm switching. +[1246.600 --> 1247.640] I need to be good looking right now. +[1247.640 --> 1249.800] I know it's the temporary. +[1249.800 --> 1250.640] There you go. +[1250.640 --> 1252.920] OK, give me devastatingly handsome. +[1252.920 --> 1255.400] Good look for at least like two decades. +[1255.400 --> 1256.680] This is terrible news. +[1256.680 --> 1261.000] I mean, apologies to all the people not listening. +[1261.000 --> 1262.840] Let's go here. +[1262.840 --> 1263.960] Jermycle from Patreon. +[1263.960 --> 1267.880] Would you rather run out of chips or run out of dip first? +[1267.880 --> 1270.280] I am probably one of the people that have, +[1270.280 --> 1271.440] I mean, it's a dumb question. +[1271.440 --> 1273.840] But yeah, it's a super dumb question. +[1273.840 --> 1274.600] It's a super dumb question. +[1274.600 --> 1276.840] What are you going to do with dip with that chips? +[1276.840 --> 1280.160] If the chips are gone, what are you just doing to finger? +[1280.160 --> 1282.000] Yeah, you're just scooping it up. +[1282.000 --> 1284.680] Now that would, would that work with the block a little bit? +[1284.680 --> 1286.920] No, no, it would work with nothing. +[1286.920 --> 1287.440] Yeah. +[1287.440 --> 1289.560] If you don't have something to put in the dip, +[1289.560 --> 1291.520] then you've run out of both. +[1291.520 --> 1292.360] Yeah, I agree. +[1292.360 --> 1293.360] That was an easy one. +[1293.360 --> 1296.120] I can eat the chips when the dip is gone. +[1296.120 --> 1297.000] Maybe I don't like it. +[1297.000 --> 1298.240] Maybe I'm not even going to do it. +[1298.240 --> 1299.480] Worst case scenario? +[1299.480 --> 1300.640] Throw the chips away. +[1300.640 --> 1304.560] It's the same scenario as if I have dip left over. +[1304.560 --> 1307.240] And no chips because I'm finished. +[1307.240 --> 1308.480] There is no world. +[1308.480 --> 1310.480] It's the right answer here. +[1310.480 --> 1311.720] Please close your Michael. +[1311.720 --> 1313.640] This is, we got it. +[1313.640 --> 1315.160] It's an easy one. +[1315.160 --> 1319.240] Box top Dan says, would you rather be able to time travel +[1319.240 --> 1321.200] an unlimited amount of times, +[1321.200 --> 1323.880] but never more than five minutes backwards or forwards, +[1323.880 --> 1325.960] or be able to sleep with a book under your pillow +[1325.960 --> 1327.480] and wake up as if you had read the book +[1327.480 --> 1328.560] with total comprehension? +[1328.560 --> 1329.400] Ooh. +[1329.400 --> 1333.720] That is such a cool way to do the instant reading. +[1333.720 --> 1337.600] Like the idea that what if every night we went to bed +[1337.600 --> 1339.600] and you're just picking a book off the shelf +[1339.600 --> 1341.080] and slipping it under your pillow +[1341.080 --> 1342.440] and then you wake up with the knowledge? +[1342.440 --> 1345.000] That would be crazy smart. +[1345.000 --> 1347.200] The other one though, you're filthy rich. +[1347.200 --> 1348.360] I mean, I was gonna say, +[1348.360 --> 1349.640] I'm sports betting. +[1349.640 --> 1351.600] Other than the sports betting side, +[1351.600 --> 1353.640] which I knew I would not get out of head out. +[1353.640 --> 1356.120] But other than being able to take no financial gain. +[1356.120 --> 1357.560] No financial gain. +[1357.560 --> 1361.880] I'm gonna go so far as to say with financial gain, +[1361.880 --> 1363.600] I would take the book. +[1363.600 --> 1365.160] Oh, long term financial gain. +[1365.160 --> 1367.440] 365 books a year, you read. +[1368.440 --> 1369.320] Because it's one a night. +[1369.320 --> 1372.440] So long as you make it to the library, but yeah. +[1372.440 --> 1373.280] I'd forget to use it. +[1373.280 --> 1374.680] Yeah, I guess, I guess, uh, +[1374.680 --> 1376.200] doesn't have to be a physical book. +[1376.200 --> 1378.040] Yes, it can't be like a kindle. +[1378.040 --> 1379.040] No kindle. +[1379.040 --> 1380.200] No way, no way. +[1380.200 --> 1382.080] You've got a purchase or at least having +[1382.080 --> 1382.920] more potential. +[1382.920 --> 1384.840] And be uncomfortable with the proportion of the book underneath. +[1384.840 --> 1385.840] That's fair. +[1385.840 --> 1387.640] You want warm peace? Go ahead. +[1387.640 --> 1390.400] Oh man. You're waking up with a neck ache. +[1390.400 --> 1392.720] I'm gonna read a lot of barren steam bears so I could sleep well. +[1392.720 --> 1394.960] I could only do the first two Harry potters. +[1394.960 --> 1397.040] They just got a little too big for me. +[1397.040 --> 1399.600] Yeah, Lord of the Rings, it's an uncomfortable night. +[1399.600 --> 1401.000] But you know the whole book. +[1401.000 --> 1403.640] I mean, that would be genuinely incredible. +[1403.640 --> 1407.880] I wish, you know, to have that kind of knowledge, +[1407.880 --> 1410.160] not, you know, you can go back and forth. +[1410.160 --> 1413.160] You can go from an awesome fiction, +[1413.160 --> 1416.000] where you're just basically having the most epic dream +[1416.000 --> 1419.040] of all time all the way to a self-health book, +[1419.040 --> 1422.000] where it's like, man, I'm not, I'm not such procrastinator anymore. +[1422.000 --> 1424.000] Self-health book. +[1424.000 --> 1426.000] Self-health book. +[1426.000 --> 1428.000] It's self-health. +[1428.000 --> 1429.000] Self-health. +[1429.000 --> 1431.400] You can only read elf books, but you can read them every night. +[1431.400 --> 1434.000] When I wake up, I know where that elf is on the shelf, +[1434.000 --> 1436.000] because I read the book. +[1436.000 --> 1437.000] I want the book one. +[1437.000 --> 1438.000] I want the book one. +[1438.000 --> 1439.480] I do too. I think that's really cool. +[1439.480 --> 1441.480] Can we invent this? +[1441.480 --> 1442.480] No. +[1442.480 --> 1443.480] All right. +[1443.480 --> 1444.480] No, okay. +[1444.480 --> 1447.480] Well, can we take that Neuro, what's Elon doing these girls? +[1447.480 --> 1448.480] Neuro link. +[1448.480 --> 1450.000] Can we neural link some books up in there? +[1450.000 --> 1451.000] I have thought. +[1451.000 --> 1452.000] Where do the pigs? +[1452.000 --> 1457.000] So, you know how like, we always have these wild and crazy ideas +[1457.000 --> 1461.000] from the time we're kids, and I bring up like, you know, +[1461.000 --> 1464.000] like, for instance, talking to chat, you know, GBT, +[1464.000 --> 1467.000] and one of my first questions was, you know, +[1467.000 --> 1470.000] will teleportation be able to exist in the future, which, you know, +[1470.000 --> 1471.000] TBD, I want that. +[1471.000 --> 1473.000] What did Chad GBT say? +[1473.000 --> 1475.000] Said is not outside the realm of possibility +[1475.000 --> 1477.000] in the future was the couple of more technological breakthroughs, +[1477.000 --> 1479.000] but probably not. +[1479.000 --> 1480.000] Anyways. +[1480.000 --> 1487.000] But since I was a little kid, I always thought that the biggest invention, +[1487.000 --> 1491.000] the biggest like way to move forward is to like, +[1491.000 --> 1493.000] do something to us while we sleep. +[1493.000 --> 1495.000] Now, it started really stupid, which was stretching, +[1495.000 --> 1497.000] because I was always in the flexible. +[1497.000 --> 1498.000] Not flexible. +[1498.000 --> 1499.000] I'll take it. +[1499.000 --> 1500.000] I was like, I'll take care of it right now. +[1500.000 --> 1501.000] Let me go to bed. +[1501.000 --> 1503.000] Because it stretched me a lot. +[1503.000 --> 1505.000] It's what's such waste of time. +[1505.000 --> 1507.000] Eight out, and people will get to bed earlier. +[1507.000 --> 1509.000] They probably get better sleep if they knew it was doing something for them. +[1509.000 --> 1510.000] Right? +[1510.000 --> 1514.000] We've got to find a way as a people, as scientists, as the smarter community +[1514.000 --> 1517.000] to capitalize on our sleepy time. +[1517.000 --> 1520.000] What if it was you can sleep, +[1520.000 --> 1525.000] if you sleep over 10 hours, you get two books. +[1525.000 --> 1527.000] I'm happy with one booker now. +[1527.000 --> 1529.000] Okay, you would go to bed earlier. +[1529.000 --> 1531.000] What about, like, what's a nap worth? +[1531.000 --> 1532.000] A couple chapters. +[1532.000 --> 1533.000] An app? +[1533.000 --> 1534.000] A napter. +[1534.000 --> 1535.000] Oh, nap. +[1535.000 --> 1536.000] Oh, man. +[1536.000 --> 1538.000] A napter. +[1538.000 --> 1543.000] But if we could capitalize, if we could invent something while we sleep to... +[1543.000 --> 1545.000] That would be so valuable. +[1545.000 --> 1546.000] Even the apps thing. +[1546.000 --> 1548.000] Just give me apps while I sleep. +[1548.000 --> 1549.000] Exactly. +[1549.000 --> 1551.000] Let me do my workouts. +[1551.000 --> 1552.000] Let me do my workouts. +[1552.000 --> 1553.000] Do education. +[1553.000 --> 1554.000] Teach me something. +[1554.000 --> 1559.000] Just take advantage of all this time that I'm not conscious. +[1559.000 --> 1560.000] Huh. +[1560.000 --> 1561.000] Come on, scientists. +[1561.000 --> 1563.000] So if you saw a really fit person, +[1563.000 --> 1565.000] would you be like, man, they sleep a lot. +[1566.000 --> 1567.000] Is that what it... +[1567.000 --> 1568.000] Oh, they committed to sleep. +[1568.000 --> 1569.000] All right. +[1569.000 --> 1570.000] Let's move on. +[1570.000 --> 1579.000] Hey, Spitwad, this spring, you need nutritious, convenient meals to energize you for warmer, +[1579.000 --> 1585.000] active days, and keep you on track to reach those wonderful goals that you've set for yourself. +[1585.000 --> 1588.000] In fact, our is America's number one, ready to eat meal kit. +[1588.000 --> 1593.000] It can help you fuel up fast with ready to eat meals delivered straight to your door. +[1593.000 --> 1598.000] Let me tell you how excited my family was when we got our first factor box. +[1598.000 --> 1602.000] I thought I would have my pick of the litter of what was in the box. +[1602.000 --> 1604.000] That was not the case. +[1604.000 --> 1608.000] My son immediately began to claim things for himself, +[1608.000 --> 1610.000] and I caught him eating one of the meals this morning. +[1610.000 --> 1612.000] So he loved it, by the way. +[1612.000 --> 1614.000] There were some smoothies in the box. +[1614.000 --> 1615.000] It was awesome. +[1615.000 --> 1618.000] And if you're too busy to cook this spring, factor, they're going to help you out. +[1618.000 --> 1620.000] You can skip that trip to the grocery store. +[1620.000 --> 1625.000] They've got calorie conscious options, delicious dietitian approved calorie smart meals +[1625.000 --> 1628.000] with around or less than 550 per serving. +[1628.000 --> 1632.000] It's hard to get the properly portioned delivery service. +[1632.000 --> 1636.000] And that's what factor will bring you, help you cut back on the takeout. +[1636.000 --> 1643.000] So head to factor meals dot com slash ballers 50 and use the code ballers 50 to get 50% off your first box. +[1643.000 --> 1649.000] That's code ballers 50 at factor meals dot com slash ballers 50 to get 50% off your first box. +[1649.000 --> 1659.000] The situation realm. +[1659.000 --> 1662.000] All right, Luke from the website. +[1662.000 --> 1665.000] You are now the leader of the free world. +[1665.000 --> 1666.000] Yes. +[1666.000 --> 1672.000] And Superman appears at the White House to hang out with you and says he is that you're dispelz of for the next 24 hours. +[1672.000 --> 1675.000] What tasks do you get him to do? +[1675.000 --> 1682.000] Knowing that everything that is done counts towards your legacy as president. +[1682.000 --> 1687.000] So you're building a legacy with Superman for 24 hours. +[1687.000 --> 1688.000] They'll do anything, right? +[1688.000 --> 1690.000] I know my first one. +[1690.000 --> 1692.000] I know my first one and I can't. +[1692.000 --> 1695.000] I don't know a second one, but let's hear your first one, Mike. +[1695.000 --> 1696.000] My first one. +[1696.000 --> 1698.000] I'm getting in a space suit. +[1698.000 --> 1700.000] And he's bringing me into the moon. +[1701.000 --> 1703.000] My first thought was to go to other planet. +[1703.000 --> 1707.000] And now it will be the first president to give an address from the moon. +[1707.000 --> 1709.000] Oh, so you're going to tie it into the presidency. +[1709.000 --> 1710.000] Yeah. +[1710.000 --> 1715.000] So that way you're like I see what's uh, uh, it's escaping me now. +[1715.000 --> 1718.000] I'll do the state of the union from the moon. +[1718.000 --> 1719.000] No, that'd be sweet. +[1719.000 --> 1721.000] It would be you're never taking that away. +[1721.000 --> 1723.000] But I also feel like the, you know, Andy was right. +[1723.000 --> 1724.000] Said other planets. +[1724.000 --> 1726.000] You're sure people been on the moon before. +[1726.000 --> 1728.000] Be the first man on Mars. +[1728.000 --> 1729.000] Okay, that's fine. +[1729.000 --> 1730.000] That's better. +[1730.000 --> 1731.000] Same idea. +[1731.000 --> 1732.000] Same concept. +[1732.000 --> 1735.000] For me, it was like I don't know what kind of an artist. +[1735.000 --> 1737.000] How fast can Superman fly? +[1737.000 --> 1738.000] I'm on it. +[1738.000 --> 1739.000] Fast as he wants. +[1739.000 --> 1743.000] No, I mean like because there's actual, there's limitations, right? +[1743.000 --> 1747.000] Because you seem to get where he needed to go pretty quick, but I'm saying even if it was the moon. +[1747.000 --> 1751.000] But the, but the moon comparatively to Mars is very close. +[1751.000 --> 1756.000] I mean, if you want me to look it up, how long can the 30s, he was about 100 miles an hour. +[1756.000 --> 1760.000] But then various sources say he'd speed a sound, 770. +[1760.000 --> 1764.000] He can move faster than 186,000 miles per second. +[1764.000 --> 1767.000] Okay, he was able to turn time back. +[1767.000 --> 1769.000] I know, but what's the actual cannon? +[1769.000 --> 1770.000] How fast can he really go? +[1770.000 --> 1774.000] 770 is the speed of sound which would take too much time to get to Mars. +[1774.000 --> 1775.000] Yeah, that would be great. +[1775.000 --> 1777.000] No, he can go away faster than that. +[1777.000 --> 1778.000] Can he? +[1778.000 --> 1779.000] Yeah. +[1779.000 --> 1781.000] I don't know the guy who would have looked up for him. +[1781.000 --> 1783.000] I'm not sure if he would make it or anything. +[1783.000 --> 1785.000] But I mean, let's think about other legacies. +[1785.000 --> 1793.000] Is there a way that Superman, if he were real, could solve world hunger in 24 hours. +[1793.000 --> 1798.000] Like if you gave Superman at that speed, because he can't replicate things, right? +[1798.000 --> 1799.000] Correct. +[1799.000 --> 1801.000] No, my Superman can. +[1801.000 --> 1802.000] You can. +[1802.000 --> 1803.000] Right. +[1803.000 --> 1806.000] How many buildings can you see through in 24 hours? +[1806.000 --> 1811.000] You're talking about if there is, you know, a world criminal that you need to be found. +[1811.000 --> 1812.000] That would be a big one, right? +[1812.000 --> 1818.000] You know, take him to justice because it's kind of Superman's thing is the justice thing. +[1818.000 --> 1819.000] Oh, Vlad. +[1819.000 --> 1820.000] Yeah. +[1820.000 --> 1824.000] I don't know what kind of artist Superman is. +[1824.000 --> 1826.000] I would imagine incredible. +[1826.000 --> 1830.000] And I'm going to have him laser eyes me into a mountain. +[1830.000 --> 1831.000] Into Rushmore? +[1831.000 --> 1832.000] No, no, no. +[1832.000 --> 1833.000] I'm making a new one. +[1833.000 --> 1834.000] A new one. +[1834.000 --> 1835.000] Oh, absolutely. +[1835.000 --> 1836.000] Full body. +[1836.000 --> 1837.000] I'm having a cool. +[1837.000 --> 1838.000] Okay. +[1838.000 --> 1839.000] Okay. +[1839.000 --> 1840.000] I like where this is going. +[1840.000 --> 1843.000] I'm on it because it's not just you. +[1843.000 --> 1845.000] No, no, no, because I want to be. +[1845.000 --> 1848.000] He wants to be associated with it's like Lincoln, Michael Jordan. +[1848.000 --> 1849.000] Yes. +[1849.000 --> 1850.000] Yes. +[1850.000 --> 1851.000] That's what I'm talking about. +[1851.000 --> 1853.000] Jim Carrey and Jason. +[1853.000 --> 1854.000] Yeah. +[1854.000 --> 1855.000] I might throw Einstein in there as well. +[1855.000 --> 1856.000] Oh, just. +[1856.000 --> 1859.000] These are the people that you view yourself through their lens. +[1859.000 --> 1863.000] I've just said, like, you've always been a Einstein Lincoln Jordan combo. +[1863.000 --> 1866.000] That's what I've always thought of myself as. +[1866.000 --> 1868.000] It's this new monument. +[1868.000 --> 1869.000] Yeah. +[1869.000 --> 1870.000] And so. +[1870.000 --> 1871.000] Things that you could totally build. +[1871.000 --> 1874.000] He's going to laser me into a new mountain. +[1874.000 --> 1876.000] Maybe just the opposite side of Rushmore. +[1876.000 --> 1878.000] And then which side you going to? +[1878.000 --> 1879.000] Can you write? +[1879.000 --> 1880.000] The one made by Superman? +[1880.000 --> 1881.000] Yeah. +[1881.000 --> 1884.000] Can you write an executive order to just build your own Rushmore of yourself? +[1884.000 --> 1886.000] Like no president's done that. +[1886.000 --> 1887.000] That's always been in commemoration. +[1887.000 --> 1891.000] But like if you became president, could you like, I'm on the $200 bill. +[1891.000 --> 1893.000] I'm on my own new Mount Rushmore. +[1893.000 --> 1896.000] We are making a new Statue of Liberty. +[1896.000 --> 1901.000] Uh, uh, Mr. President seems that the military budget has been cut by 50%. +[1901.000 --> 1902.000] Right. +[1902.000 --> 1904.000] Like, yeah, I want to be remembered. +[1904.000 --> 1905.000] But check out that statue. +[1905.000 --> 1906.000] Don't worry about that. +[1906.000 --> 1910.000] In other unrelated news, we're building a new mountain statue. +[1910.000 --> 1915.000] I wonder, I just don't see a lot of practical use for Superman outside the moon. +[1915.000 --> 1918.000] So yeah, we're all going to the moon because it's the time limits. +[1918.000 --> 1919.000] The problem. +[1919.000 --> 1925.000] I think what you have to do is you have to have him show an act of power so that people know this is Superman. +[1925.000 --> 1934.000] He is legit and you've got to get a recording of him saying to the other, you know, world leaders. +[1934.000 --> 1936.000] Like he's a couple of deep pants. +[1936.000 --> 1938.000] The more well, he certainly could be good. +[1938.000 --> 1940.000] So you're just about anybody. +[1940.000 --> 1942.000] But I'm Superman's like doing your voicemail. +[1942.000 --> 1943.000] I would make a threat video. +[1943.000 --> 1944.000] They don't know. +[1944.000 --> 1946.000] Oh, that you only have Superman not doing that. +[1946.000 --> 1952.000] No, he would just make a supportive video saying I support and then you just cut it up. +[1952.000 --> 1953.000] Jason. +[1954.000 --> 1955.000] You make Superman. +[1955.000 --> 1956.000] Hi, it's Superman. +[1956.000 --> 1958.000] Prepare to die. +[1958.000 --> 1968.000] If all he said was that I support President Jason Moore and you know, I will defend him. +[1968.000 --> 1970.000] As seen by this statue, I built a film. +[1970.000 --> 1971.000] Yes, exactly. +[1971.000 --> 1974.000] I'll defend him and you make that recording, which is true in that moment. +[1974.000 --> 1976.000] And then you just proliferate that out. +[1976.000 --> 1978.000] They don't know the Superman's car. +[1978.000 --> 1979.000] Superman. +[1979.000 --> 1980.000] Yeah. +[1980.000 --> 1981.000] Mine is. +[1982.000 --> 1984.000] I don't know. +[1984.000 --> 1985.000] That's a good question. +[1985.000 --> 1987.000] I would say. +[1987.000 --> 1995.000] Maybe a lot of super heroes that have these not Batman. +[1995.000 --> 1996.000] He's not Batman. +[1996.000 --> 1997.000] He's right. +[1997.000 --> 1998.000] He's the worst. +[1998.000 --> 2001.000] He's so dumb that he just puts glasses on and no one knows who he is. +[2001.000 --> 2002.000] Yeah. +[2002.000 --> 2003.000] I mean, when you're that. +[2003.000 --> 2005.000] When you're that strong, you don't need to be a smart guy. +[2005.000 --> 2006.000] Have you heard his voice, though? +[2006.000 --> 2007.000] Superman. +[2007.000 --> 2008.000] Alright. +[2008.000 --> 2009.000] That's one. +[2009.000 --> 2010.000] That's a good SNL sketch. +[2010.000 --> 2021.000] Oh, yeah, the like Superman comes in and but he's got a Batman because of the voice is +[2021.000 --> 2026.000] always so nice and they just have this terrible, terrible voice. +[2026.000 --> 2029.000] Mr. Clean from Patreon, another situation for us. +[2029.000 --> 2035.000] You are now able to snap your fingers and instantaneously have completed one of the following +[2035.000 --> 2038.000] personal hygiene tasks whenever you want. +[2038.000 --> 2043.000] The tasks would be performed the best way possible that you or someone else could have done +[2043.000 --> 2044.000] for you. +[2044.000 --> 2045.000] Which are you choosing? +[2045.000 --> 2048.000] So you snap your fingers and you have brushed your teeth. +[2048.000 --> 2052.000] You snap your fingers and you have pooped and peed. +[2052.000 --> 2053.000] Okay. +[2053.000 --> 2055.000] You snap your fingers and you have cut your nails. +[2055.000 --> 2057.000] You snap your fingers and you have showered. +[2057.000 --> 2060.000] You snap your fingers and you have shaved and groomed. +[2060.000 --> 2064.000] You snap your fingers and you have a fresh haircut. +[2064.000 --> 2067.000] Or you snap your fingers and you have applied moistureizer. +[2067.000 --> 2069.000] One of these things is not nearly this. +[2069.000 --> 2070.000] Someone having a problem back there. +[2070.000 --> 2074.000] Yeah, Mr. Clean does not like put lotion on. +[2074.000 --> 2079.000] You have ever tried to do the, I mean, like I've used lotion sparingly, right? +[2079.000 --> 2082.000] When you feel like you need it, but it's always localized. +[2082.000 --> 2084.000] Are you guys full body lotion? +[2084.000 --> 2085.000] No. +[2085.000 --> 2087.000] I am face lotion for sure. +[2087.000 --> 2088.000] Okay. +[2088.000 --> 2090.000] And then really do you have face lotion too, Jason? +[2090.000 --> 2094.000] I wish I was more of a face lotion, but yes, when I lotion, it's my face. +[2094.000 --> 2097.000] And then I do arms and shins. +[2097.000 --> 2098.000] Shins? +[2098.000 --> 2099.000] Yes. +[2099.000 --> 2100.000] Yeah, knees down. +[2100.000 --> 2102.000] He's got the itchy-ish shins in the under. +[2102.000 --> 2105.000] No, do you suffer from dry shins? +[2105.000 --> 2109.000] It's more of the what areas are visible. +[2109.000 --> 2110.000] Interesting. +[2110.000 --> 2112.000] I'll do my hands if my hands are dry. +[2112.000 --> 2116.000] Oh, dude, like hand lotion is, if you feel so bad. +[2116.000 --> 2119.000] This would have been Al's perfect chance to say, I had no idea you used lotion too. +[2119.000 --> 2129.000] So these are all cool, but the problem I have with some of these, I can narrow this down to two. +[2129.000 --> 2132.000] Yeah, there's two and I narrowed my two down to one. +[2132.000 --> 2134.000] So I know where I'm going. +[2134.000 --> 2135.000] The poop and pee. +[2135.000 --> 2137.000] No, the poop and pee is me sour. +[2137.000 --> 2138.000] I need that time. +[2138.000 --> 2139.000] I love showering. +[2139.000 --> 2140.000] So no, I don't want to cut that out. +[2140.000 --> 2141.000] Those were my two. +[2141.000 --> 2144.000] Those are the two finalists for me too. +[2144.000 --> 2146.000] Those, I don't want those out of my life. +[2146.000 --> 2148.000] Okay, so which one are you going with? +[2148.000 --> 2149.000] Brushing. +[2149.000 --> 2151.000] Brushing my teeth because here's why. +[2151.000 --> 2152.000] Not because it takes a long time. +[2152.000 --> 2153.000] If you could do it in. +[2153.000 --> 2154.000] Yeah, okay. +[2154.000 --> 2157.000] But if I can do that instantly at any point, I just ate, boom, I just brushed my teeth. +[2157.000 --> 2159.000] I'm worried, oh, is my breasts think? +[2159.000 --> 2160.000] Boom, I just brushed my teeth. +[2160.000 --> 2161.000] Oh, you wake up after a long night's sleep. +[2161.000 --> 2162.000] I wake up after a nap, boom. +[2162.000 --> 2163.000] I just brushed my teeth. +[2163.000 --> 2166.000] You go, you're building your sub and like, sir, would you like onions? +[2166.000 --> 2167.000] Extra. +[2167.000 --> 2168.000] Yeah, put them in there. +[2168.000 --> 2169.000] Because, but, blind him. +[2169.000 --> 2171.000] Ain't worried about, what's that beef jerky? +[2171.000 --> 2172.000] That's going to get all in my teeth. +[2172.000 --> 2173.000] Don't care. +[2173.000 --> 2174.000] Boom, brush my teeth. +[2174.000 --> 2175.000] Popcorn. +[2175.000 --> 2176.000] Not a problem. +[2176.000 --> 2177.000] Yeah, anything. +[2177.000 --> 2179.000] I would have, you should brush more. +[2179.000 --> 2186.000] By the time, I mean, I, by the time I am 80, my chompers will be healthy, will be good. +[2186.000 --> 2188.000] Like, everything else, like, it would be great to have a perfect hair. +[2188.000 --> 2190.000] That would be my real good teeth. +[2190.000 --> 2191.000] Yeah, that's true. +[2191.000 --> 2194.000] That 80, I will be the ugly guy. +[2194.000 --> 2198.000] Yeah, I mean, everything else, there's, there's some upside and some downside. +[2198.000 --> 2204.000] I don't see a downside to brushing my teeth instantly whenever I want, stamp my fingers, fresh breath. +[2204.000 --> 2206.000] Yeah, that'd be, that'd be pretty nice. +[2206.000 --> 2210.000] I mean, it is a routine you have to do every day and it takes time. +[2210.000 --> 2215.000] You know, the haircut one is nice, but it's not used as often, although I guess you do it every day. +[2215.000 --> 2216.000] Yes, you would. +[2216.000 --> 2220.000] You'd have a perfectly, and you never have to go get a haircut and you don't have to pay for it. +[2220.000 --> 2223.000] If I was Mike, that would have been what I picked. +[2223.000 --> 2227.000] But like, a haircut can only do so much for my thinning hairline. +[2227.000 --> 2230.000] So it's like, when I get a nice, do you get haircuts still? +[2230.000 --> 2234.000] Yes, I get, you know, I'll get a nice fade and it looks. +[2234.000 --> 2238.000] It looks, it looks, it looks, it looks, but here's the thing. +[2238.000 --> 2245.000] I mean, with, do they go on when they do the, when you walk in so cute with, with getting a haircut though, +[2245.000 --> 2246.000] that comes with a style. +[2246.000 --> 2253.000] So your hair will be cut optimal length and styled like it's just like you left the barber. +[2253.000 --> 2255.000] The absolute best that you can do. +[2255.000 --> 2257.000] And it has lost it over a bunch. +[2257.000 --> 2258.000] Sure, the absolute best. +[2258.000 --> 2265.000] I'm just imagining a new chain of barbers that only cater to men on the end at the end. +[2265.000 --> 2270.000] And it's just like the taglines, like at least if you're still here, it's like, are you thinning? +[2270.000 --> 2273.000] Get in and it's the quickest haircuts of all time. +[2273.000 --> 2276.000] They can take an appointment every five minutes. +[2276.000 --> 2277.000] They just sit down. +[2277.000 --> 2280.000] Great, you look so much better. +[2280.000 --> 2284.000] That'll be, it's only five dollars, five dollars of haircut. +[2284.000 --> 2287.000] Because it's, you know, they're probably on social security. +[2287.000 --> 2289.000] Nobody smiles in here. +[2289.000 --> 2291.000] No, no, this is a somber. +[2291.000 --> 2293.000] Tips are not allowed. +[2293.000 --> 2296.000] The whole building is just grayscale. +[2296.000 --> 2299.000] No color in that room at all. +[2299.000 --> 2300.000] Just sadness. +[2300.000 --> 2302.000] Yeah, music they play somber. +[2302.000 --> 2304.000] Funeral music. +[2304.000 --> 2306.000] A perfect styled haircut for me. +[2306.000 --> 2309.000] That does look like a three out of ten. +[2309.000 --> 2311.000] So, yeah. +[2311.000 --> 2319.000] So, you're, I get that you, you enjoy the time of when you have to do bodily waste elimination. +[2319.000 --> 2325.000] But if you could just snap and it's done, like no emergencies ever. +[2325.000 --> 2329.000] I mean, you could, the older I get, like you can change how you eat. +[2329.000 --> 2334.000] I mean, you, all the stuff where you're like my, my tum tum doesn't allow me to eat that stuff anymore. +[2334.000 --> 2338.000] If I don't have to worry about my proximity to a bathroom, then I just, +[2338.000 --> 2343.000] obviously, when you get older and you know, things start to fall out. +[2343.000 --> 2348.000] Well, I just meant like you start to get more like swollen, like more trips to the bathroom. +[2348.000 --> 2349.000] More trips to the bathroom. +[2349.000 --> 2351.000] Ah, you're sleeping through the night. +[2351.000 --> 2353.000] There's a lot of advantages here. +[2353.000 --> 2355.000] I totally get that. +[2355.000 --> 2357.000] And showering you always smell good. +[2357.000 --> 2363.000] I would have to, I would have to lie about, I would have to hide that I can do this. +[2363.000 --> 2365.000] Because I need my escape time. +[2365.000 --> 2366.000] You know what I mean? +[2366.000 --> 2369.000] That time where it's like, Dad is pooping. +[2369.000 --> 2371.000] You've had pooping for 10 minutes. +[2371.000 --> 2376.000] I think you want a road trip with like the world's largest. +[2376.000 --> 2378.000] Just taking care of it. +[2378.000 --> 2379.000] And that's how you get exposed. +[2379.000 --> 2381.000] Like, how is Dad never go to the bathroom? +[2381.000 --> 2386.000] Now, if you love your showering and you love your pooping, how long are your freaking mornings when your family doesn't see you? +[2386.000 --> 2388.000] Oh, there, I'm up at 3 a.m. +[2388.000 --> 2391.000] And ready to leave the house by eight. +[2391.000 --> 2392.000] Okay. +[2392.000 --> 2393.000] All right. +[2393.000 --> 2395.000] And that's usually just all two, two jobs. +[2395.000 --> 2396.000] You need to kill two birds. +[2396.000 --> 2398.000] You need to poop a shower. +[2398.000 --> 2399.000] I need to poop toilet. +[2399.000 --> 2401.000] You need to poop, you need a shower in hand. +[2401.000 --> 2402.000] I would. +[2402.000 --> 2403.000] I would. +[2403.000 --> 2404.000] I would walk that. +[2404.000 --> 2406.000] Has anyone ever done a wet room with a toilet in there? +[2406.000 --> 2407.000] I actually like that. +[2407.000 --> 2408.000] It sounds disgusting. +[2408.000 --> 2410.000] I mean, I think technically it would work. +[2410.000 --> 2412.000] There's no reason why it would work. +[2412.000 --> 2413.000] Of course it would work. +[2413.000 --> 2414.000] But then you would just. +[2414.000 --> 2415.000] Because your toilet's always clean. +[2415.000 --> 2417.000] I mean, you're flushin' everything away. +[2417.000 --> 2418.000] Yeah. +[2418.000 --> 2419.000] No water. +[2419.000 --> 2420.000] It's not like I'm poopin' down the drain. +[2420.000 --> 2421.000] I'm pooping into a toilet. +[2421.000 --> 2422.000] It's like a shower. +[2422.000 --> 2425.000] You might like slip and slide off. +[2425.000 --> 2427.000] Would it cause you to not be able to go to the bathroom +[2427.000 --> 2430.000] as easily if you're being built in by the shower? +[2430.000 --> 2431.000] Or is it maybe not? +[2431.000 --> 2432.000] Maybe number two. +[2432.000 --> 2434.000] Number one may get easier. +[2434.000 --> 2435.000] Oh, right. +[2435.000 --> 2436.000] Because that water. +[2436.000 --> 2437.000] Yeah. +[2437.000 --> 2439.000] So I'm just thinking like you could. +[2439.000 --> 2440.000] You could do this. +[2440.000 --> 2441.000] We could. +[2441.000 --> 2442.000] Of course you could do this. +[2442.000 --> 2446.000] Would it be easier to add a toilet to your shower? +[2446.000 --> 2449.000] Or a shower to your toilet room? +[2449.000 --> 2456.000] I mean, yeah, I think I want the toilet in the shower. +[2456.000 --> 2457.000] Yeah, that's gotta be the way. +[2457.000 --> 2458.000] Need that drain. +[2458.000 --> 2459.000] This is the way. +[2459.000 --> 2461.000] But then if someone's in the bathroom, +[2461.000 --> 2465.000] the shower doesn't have a door to like the privacy. +[2465.000 --> 2466.000] Yeah. +[2466.000 --> 2467.000] So no mountain. +[2467.000 --> 2468.000] No. +[2468.000 --> 2470.000] No, I need a hand. +[2470.000 --> 2471.000] And we're done. +[2471.000 --> 2472.000] All right. +[2472.000 --> 2473.000] Number two in privacy. +[2473.000 --> 2474.000] Well, whatever you're picks. +[2474.000 --> 2476.000] I think I'm gonna take the poo and in the penis. +[2476.000 --> 2478.000] Yeah, I lean that way too. +[2478.000 --> 2481.000] Although the shower would be very convenient. +[2481.000 --> 2482.000] It would be great. +[2482.000 --> 2483.000] I'm just after you're working out. +[2483.000 --> 2484.000] You're just like snap. +[2484.000 --> 2485.000] Or just the bad day. +[2485.000 --> 2486.000] You know, it's the afternoon. +[2486.000 --> 2487.000] You're like, I'd like to be clean right now. +[2487.000 --> 2488.000] Yeah. +[2488.000 --> 2489.000] It always feels nice. +[2489.000 --> 2490.000] Well, how well? +[2490.000 --> 2491.000] Here's the question though. +[2491.000 --> 2492.000] Let's say we all have the showering ability. +[2492.000 --> 2493.000] Okay. +[2493.000 --> 2498.000] How often do you actually snap your fingers? +[2498.000 --> 2499.000] Well, let me ask you this. +[2499.000 --> 2501.000] Because you do have to do your hair afterwards. +[2501.000 --> 2502.000] Oh, that was the question. +[2502.000 --> 2504.000] Oh, your hair's just instantly wet. +[2504.000 --> 2505.000] Yes, you do have to do your hair. +[2505.000 --> 2507.000] It's just your fresh out of the shower. +[2508.000 --> 2509.000] Well, then I don't use it all the time. +[2509.000 --> 2510.000] You're not trying? +[2510.000 --> 2511.000] You're not trying? +[2511.000 --> 2512.000] If you can't be dry then. +[2512.000 --> 2514.000] Okay, you have to do your hair, but you're dry. +[2514.000 --> 2515.000] Okay. +[2515.000 --> 2517.000] But how often would you actually try to use it three times? +[2517.000 --> 2520.000] I was gonna use it about 50 times a day. +[2520.000 --> 2521.000] Right. +[2521.000 --> 2525.000] But now the second I snap my fingers, my hair's undone. +[2525.000 --> 2526.000] Yeah. +[2526.000 --> 2528.000] And so I won't use it. +[2528.000 --> 2530.000] I mean, that's the least that you should have to do. +[2530.000 --> 2533.000] So then no, I'll probably use it twice a day. +[2533.000 --> 2534.000] Mickey from the website. +[2534.000 --> 2536.000] You're now the only person on earth with 30 hours in a day. +[2536.000 --> 2537.000] Nice. +[2537.000 --> 2540.000] During your extra six hours, all other people are frozen in time +[2540.000 --> 2542.000] but the rest of the world moves normally. +[2542.000 --> 2545.000] What time would you select to pause the world and inject +[2545.000 --> 2547.000] your extra six hours of you time? +[2547.000 --> 2551.000] So what part of the current 24 hour cycle would you choose +[2551.000 --> 2552.000] to answer that time? +[2554.000 --> 2556.000] Okay, so you've got a 24 hour day. +[2556.000 --> 2561.000] I'm gonna inject six hours of silence or of just I'm there. +[2561.000 --> 2563.000] I have one strategy. +[2563.000 --> 2569.000] I have one strategy could be inserting it at about midnight. +[2569.000 --> 2570.000] First sleep. +[2570.000 --> 2574.000] And then I almost don't have to sleep during any time +[2574.000 --> 2578.000] when everyone else is not frozen. +[2578.000 --> 2579.000] Right. +[2579.000 --> 2582.000] Because I could like, if six hours was good enough, +[2582.000 --> 2585.000] I could sleep during the six hours of me time. +[2585.000 --> 2588.000] And I pretty much can stay up the rest of the time, +[2588.000 --> 2590.000] which means I still get quiet. +[2590.000 --> 2596.000] If it is six hours where I am alone every single day, +[2596.000 --> 2598.000] I need light. +[2598.000 --> 2600.000] I need it to be bright. +[2600.000 --> 2603.000] I need to be able to go places and enter. +[2603.000 --> 2604.000] But what would you do? +[2604.000 --> 2606.000] Well, I mean, what are you doing? +[2606.000 --> 2609.000] Like playing a golf, playing a team by yourself? +[2609.000 --> 2610.000] Sure. +[2610.000 --> 2611.000] I mean, that's something I could do. +[2611.000 --> 2613.000] I feel like if you do it at midnight, +[2613.000 --> 2616.000] you're cutting out any of those type of opportunities. +[2616.000 --> 2619.000] You're not gonna go to the ocean or, you know, +[2619.000 --> 2620.000] the... +[2620.000 --> 2621.000] Okay. +[2621.000 --> 2622.000] I get it. +[2622.000 --> 2623.000] You want to use those hours. +[2623.000 --> 2624.000] You're saying you want to use your solitude? +[2624.000 --> 2625.000] I do. +[2625.000 --> 2629.000] I want to use that time for something practical. +[2629.000 --> 2632.000] And if it's every day, it's gonna be different, you know? +[2632.000 --> 2635.000] Maybe I could pick six hours a day where you weren't there. +[2635.000 --> 2636.000] Well, you could. +[2636.000 --> 2637.000] What time would you fly this point? +[2637.000 --> 2641.000] I mean, at this point, you tell me I won't be there. +[2641.000 --> 2643.000] So Mike, which direction do you lead? +[2643.000 --> 2644.000] I've been going through it. +[2644.000 --> 2645.000] Because I get that. +[2645.000 --> 2646.000] Do you put it in the morning? +[2646.000 --> 2650.000] Because you feel like you're most productive. +[2650.000 --> 2655.000] Do you want to break in the middle of the day to take an afternoon nap or just, you know, +[2655.000 --> 2656.000] move away? +[2656.000 --> 2658.000] Or, like you were saying, enhance the sleep at night? +[2658.000 --> 2661.000] It actually doesn't matter when you put the sleep. +[2661.000 --> 2663.000] I don't know why I said it had to be in midnight. +[2663.000 --> 2665.000] It doesn't matter, right? +[2665.000 --> 2666.000] Right. +[2666.000 --> 2669.000] You can put the six hours anywhere and then you get your sleep at. +[2669.000 --> 2671.000] I think I'm gonna put it in the middle of the day. +[2671.000 --> 2672.000] Just get a little break. +[2672.000 --> 2674.000] Yeah, I'm gonna go three o'clock. +[2674.000 --> 2675.000] Oh, three o'clock. +[2675.000 --> 2676.000] Yeah. +[2676.000 --> 2677.000] So after lunch, you feel better. +[2677.000 --> 2678.000] Now, are you eating? +[2678.000 --> 2679.000] Yeah, I'm gonna eat. +[2679.000 --> 2680.000] Why wouldn't I eat lunch? +[2680.000 --> 2682.000] No, no, I mean I'm eating during this. +[2682.000 --> 2683.000] Oh, of course I'm eating lunch. +[2683.000 --> 2687.000] Just thinking about you coming back out of it, are you running too close into dinner? +[2687.000 --> 2688.000] That's all I was worrying about. +[2688.000 --> 2689.000] Yeah. +[2689.000 --> 2691.000] Oh, man, that's really thoughtful. +[2691.000 --> 2694.000] You may gain too much weight if you put it the wrong time. +[2694.000 --> 2696.000] I've gained too much weight no matter where I put it. +[2696.000 --> 2698.000] That I can be sure of. +[2698.000 --> 2699.000] Mike, your final answer? +[2699.000 --> 2702.000] I'm gonna put it in the morning. +[2702.000 --> 2703.000] All right. +[2703.000 --> 2710.000] This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. +[2710.000 --> 2715.500] Getting to know yourself can be a lifelong process, especially because we're always growing +[2715.500 --> 2716.500] and changing. +[2716.500 --> 2722.160] And therapy is all about deepening your self-awareness and understanding because sometimes we don't +[2722.160 --> 2727.880] know what we want or why we react the way we do until we talk through those things. +[2727.880 --> 2733.880] BetterHelp connects you to a licensed therapist who can take you on a journey of self-discovery +[2733.880 --> 2735.600] and find out who you are. +[2735.600 --> 2738.400] We all have big things in our life. +[2738.400 --> 2741.200] We all have big feelings, big emotions. +[2741.200 --> 2745.520] And it's not always easy to handle those things on our own. +[2745.520 --> 2751.520] That's why I'm such a huge proponent of talk therapy and BetterHelp is making it so much +[2751.520 --> 2757.400] easier for everyone out there to achieve their goals of being a better person. +[2757.400 --> 2759.680] Be more comfortable with yourself. +[2759.680 --> 2761.800] So please give them a try. +[2761.800 --> 2765.760] If you feel like you need any help, BetterHelp is here for you. +[2765.760 --> 2768.040] Discover your potential with BetterHelp. +[2768.040 --> 2773.160] Visit BetterHelp.com slashballers today to get 10% off your first month. +[2773.160 --> 2785.240] That's BetterHelpHELP.com slashballers. +[2785.240 --> 2788.160] The Spitmuller's Draft. +[2788.160 --> 2790.160] I don't know where this draft is going to go. +[2790.160 --> 2793.680] We are drafting the best hand gestures. +[2793.680 --> 2797.160] There are a lot of different gestures. +[2797.160 --> 2802.400] There are a lot of nerdy gestures, I think, that don't get used a lot. +[2802.400 --> 2806.120] I'm not sure whether you pick it based on... +[2806.120 --> 2807.120] I have the first pick. +[2807.120 --> 2809.080] I have no idea what the number one is. +[2809.080 --> 2813.640] I don't know if it's a better hand gesture if it's used more often in society. +[2813.640 --> 2816.400] I don't know if it's a better hand gesture just because I like it. +[2816.400 --> 2818.400] Even if it's underused. +[2818.400 --> 2820.640] It's a personal choice, man. +[2820.640 --> 2821.640] It's your own ranking system. +[2821.640 --> 2824.880] I'm just telling you how I'm thinking about it. +[2824.880 --> 2828.680] But I'm going to go with a layup here at the 101. +[2828.680 --> 2832.280] You have a bunch of picks before I pick again. +[2832.280 --> 2836.400] I feel like I need the veteran on the team. +[2836.400 --> 2838.560] I'm going to go with thumbs up. +[2838.560 --> 2841.680] I'm going to go with the thumbs up. +[2841.680 --> 2842.680] It's a good pick. +[2842.680 --> 2844.160] It's a great communication. +[2844.160 --> 2847.240] You can communicate long distances with the thumbs up. +[2847.240 --> 2849.440] It's very visible. +[2849.440 --> 2851.200] Does it come with the thumbs down? +[2851.200 --> 2852.200] That's a separate pick. +[2852.200 --> 2854.560] It doesn't, but I had a pick that would have. +[2854.560 --> 2859.480] It come to me, my 101 was the gladiator thumb. +[2859.480 --> 2860.480] You know what that means. +[2860.480 --> 2862.240] That's a hand gesture. +[2862.240 --> 2863.720] That is absolutely hand gesture. +[2863.720 --> 2865.400] It has a taste of a forage. +[2865.400 --> 2866.400] The gladiator thumb. +[2866.400 --> 2868.040] I do this all the time to my kids. +[2868.040 --> 2869.040] That doesn't mean that. +[2869.040 --> 2872.600] I go up or down. +[2872.600 --> 2874.200] That's two gestures. +[2874.200 --> 2875.200] Yeah, man. +[2875.200 --> 2876.200] It is. +[2876.200 --> 2877.200] Once a thumbs up, once a thumbs down. +[2877.200 --> 2878.200] You've been outruled. +[2878.200 --> 2882.000] But clearly you're feeling it because you know that thumbs up is part of it and you +[2882.000 --> 2883.000] can't take it. +[2883.000 --> 2884.800] So thumbs up is my pick. +[2884.800 --> 2887.000] Mike, you're on the clock. +[2887.000 --> 2889.200] Everybody. +[2889.200 --> 2890.680] Have you heard the word? +[2890.680 --> 2891.680] Oh no. +[2891.680 --> 2893.720] Because you're taking the bird. +[2893.720 --> 2894.720] I'm taking it. +[2894.720 --> 2896.720] That's my 101. +[2896.720 --> 2901.040] Look, ladies and gentlemen, it's before bed in action in the right household. +[2901.040 --> 2903.920] But sometimes you're going to get your point. +[2903.920 --> 2905.440] The wrong household. +[2905.440 --> 2909.560] Sometimes you have to get your point across that you are voicing your displeasure with +[2909.560 --> 2910.560] someone. +[2910.560 --> 2912.040] And it is in fact the bird. +[2912.040 --> 2913.040] Oh, man. +[2913.040 --> 2914.040] I mean, tweet, tweet. +[2914.040 --> 2919.000] It is that it's often called the opposite of the thumbs up. +[2919.000 --> 2922.400] The bird makes sense as a pick here. +[2922.400 --> 2923.400] Yeah. +[2923.400 --> 2925.240] No, I had it written as the middle finger. +[2925.240 --> 2929.360] I mean, I certainly would have those are the two or birds out there getting lumped +[2929.360 --> 2930.360] in with the bird. +[2930.360 --> 2931.800] Why is it called the bird? +[2931.800 --> 2932.800] I don't know. +[2932.800 --> 2933.800] It's the. +[2933.800 --> 2937.320] I don't know why like flipping the bird's flight off your. +[2937.320 --> 2938.320] I don't know. +[2938.320 --> 2939.320] I don't know. +[2939.320 --> 2940.320] I don't know. +[2940.320 --> 2941.320] I will. +[2941.320 --> 2942.320] You're a bird. +[2942.320 --> 2943.320] Look that up. +[2943.320 --> 2944.320] I'm looking into it. +[2944.320 --> 2945.320] All right. +[2945.320 --> 2946.320] Jason with two picks here. +[2946.320 --> 2947.320] The bird is not there. +[2947.320 --> 2951.360] I'm really upset because the thumbs and the bird, the finger and the thumbs, those were +[2951.360 --> 2952.360] magical picks. +[2952.360 --> 2954.360] I mean, good job, guys. +[2954.360 --> 2955.360] Yeah. +[2955.360 --> 2959.720] I feel you could go with the tea drinking pinky. +[2959.720 --> 2960.720] Mm-hmm. +[2960.720 --> 2961.720] Yeah. +[2961.720 --> 2962.720] It's a sophistication. +[2962.720 --> 2963.720] It's very sophisticated. +[2963.720 --> 2965.720] Not on my list. +[2965.720 --> 2966.720] Oh, man. +[2966.720 --> 2968.600] There's a real tear break here. +[2968.600 --> 2969.600] Everything else. +[2969.600 --> 2970.600] Yeah. +[2970.600 --> 2971.600] Everything else kind of sucks. +[2971.600 --> 2973.800] But, um, didn't you say you had 15? +[2973.800 --> 2979.440] Oh, I've got 15, but it's like there's two great ones, which was the gladiator thumb, +[2979.440 --> 2980.440] which was one gesture. +[2980.440 --> 2981.440] It is not. +[2981.440 --> 2984.320] And where would owl, where would you have ruled on that one? +[2984.320 --> 2985.320] I'm sorry. +[2985.320 --> 2988.880] I was reading on the gladiator thumb. +[2988.880 --> 2993.520] Jason thinking gladiator thumb means he gets wavering in that off the end gestures. +[2993.520 --> 2996.320] Well, then I'm going to take it at my time here. +[2996.320 --> 3000.320] I remember he's surprised he doesn't take the sign language alphabet in its totality based +[3000.320 --> 3001.320] on that. +[3001.320 --> 3002.320] All right. +[3002.320 --> 3005.160] I'm going to take one that I could use right now because I'm mad at all of you. +[3005.160 --> 3006.160] And I'm taking this. +[3006.160 --> 3007.160] Oh. +[3007.160 --> 3008.160] Hush a mouth. +[3008.160 --> 3011.160] It's not even on my list. +[3011.160 --> 3012.160] It's a good pick. +[3012.160 --> 3014.720] And you didn't duplicate any of our fingers. +[3014.720 --> 3015.720] That's true. +[3015.720 --> 3018.320] I got the first one of the index finger. +[3018.320 --> 3020.120] The index finger is there. +[3020.120 --> 3022.160] And now, not on my list. +[3022.160 --> 3023.160] Not in. +[3023.160 --> 3024.160] Thank you. +[3024.160 --> 3025.160] Thank you. +[3025.160 --> 3027.560] And then I'm going to stick with the fingers to the mouth. +[3027.560 --> 3028.560] Okay. +[3028.560 --> 3030.600] And I'm going with a chef's kiss. +[3030.600 --> 3031.600] Oh, okay. +[3031.600 --> 3032.600] I used that one. +[3032.600 --> 3034.360] Oh, that was not my list either. +[3034.360 --> 3035.360] Yes. +[3035.360 --> 3036.360] I do have that one on there. +[3036.360 --> 3040.440] When things are great, whether it be food or other lives, you must use that a lot. +[3040.440 --> 3041.440] Yeah. +[3041.440 --> 3042.440] I actually do. +[3042.440 --> 3043.440] I give that. +[3043.440 --> 3044.440] Give that move. +[3044.440 --> 3046.160] Now, you don't get any sound with it. +[3046.160 --> 3048.160] What sure you get sound gesture. +[3048.160 --> 3049.160] It's a hand gesture. +[3049.160 --> 3052.320] Well, the hand gesture is fine, but I'm just doing a completely separate sound at the +[3052.320 --> 3056.440] same time unrelated to the hand gesture. +[3056.440 --> 3057.440] Okay. +[3057.440 --> 3058.920] I'm also, you know, if you're in. +[3058.920 --> 3060.960] You can yell things while you flip the bird. +[3060.960 --> 3062.600] It's a good pick. +[3062.600 --> 3065.640] And if someone was in their car with the window up and you did that, they would still +[3065.640 --> 3066.640] understand what you're saying. +[3066.640 --> 3067.640] Yes. +[3067.640 --> 3068.640] Without the kiss. +[3068.640 --> 3069.640] It works. +[3069.640 --> 3070.640] I told you, bird was your word. +[3070.640 --> 3073.280] Are you going to lighten things up? +[3073.280 --> 3074.280] Right on this team. +[3074.280 --> 3075.640] I got my 102. +[3075.640 --> 3076.640] It came back. +[3076.640 --> 3078.440] Look, I know what you're doing. +[3078.440 --> 3079.440] Do you? +[3079.440 --> 3080.440] I think I do. +[3080.440 --> 3082.440] I mean, look, I'm a rock and roll failure. +[3082.440 --> 3083.920] I'm tattered up. +[3083.920 --> 3085.620] It's the rock and roll horns, my friend. +[3085.620 --> 3086.620] I know it. +[3086.620 --> 3087.620] Absolutely. +[3087.620 --> 3088.620] Rock on. +[3088.620 --> 3089.620] Yeah. +[3089.620 --> 3092.680] I think the bird and the rock on is going to be a popular combo. +[3092.680 --> 3093.680] Popular combo. +[3093.680 --> 3095.680] Oh, do we have an answer? +[3095.680 --> 3096.680] Owl. +[3096.680 --> 3099.160] Where do we even need to know where the bird came from? +[3099.160 --> 3101.160] Let's leave that off here. +[3101.160 --> 3102.160] Okay. +[3102.160 --> 3104.760] That means it's a good answer. +[3104.760 --> 3107.640] I have to pick a couple picks here. +[3107.640 --> 3114.480] I need to match the bird the best I can because Mike is making negative pick in terms of +[3114.480 --> 3115.480] like the meaning, right? +[3115.480 --> 3118.440] You're using that gesture to send a message. +[3118.440 --> 3119.680] And I need to send a message. +[3119.680 --> 3122.240] Or I'm telling people they're number one. +[3122.240 --> 3123.920] But you're not with that finger. +[3123.920 --> 3125.240] That's a totally different hand gesture. +[3125.240 --> 3126.240] Yes. +[3126.240 --> 3127.240] Yes. +[3127.240 --> 3128.240] That's true. +[3128.240 --> 3134.200] If I'm in the car, if I'm in the car and I need to send a message and I can't send +[3134.200 --> 3141.200] it with the bird, I'm going to do the slip your throat. +[3141.200 --> 3142.200] You're dead? +[3142.200 --> 3143.200] Look, I'm out. +[3143.200 --> 3144.200] I don't have the bird to go to. +[3144.200 --> 3145.200] Oh, that's good. +[3145.200 --> 3146.200] That's not on my list. +[3146.200 --> 3149.200] Look, I'm going with the throat slip. +[3149.200 --> 3150.200] That is good. +[3150.200 --> 3151.960] I mean, it wasn't on my list either. +[3151.960 --> 3152.960] It's edgy. +[3152.960 --> 3153.960] Yeah. +[3153.960 --> 3154.960] Yeah, it is. +[3154.960 --> 3155.960] I mean, that is. +[3155.960 --> 3156.960] Have you ever pulled that on someone? +[3156.960 --> 3157.960] It's murderous. +[3157.960 --> 3161.680] Have you ever done that to someone like you are dead? +[3161.680 --> 3162.680] I, yeah. +[3162.680 --> 3167.520] Look, not in serious, but I'm still on the road. +[3167.520 --> 3169.920] I'm sure we've all gotten the bird before. +[3169.920 --> 3172.680] We've all probably given a bird or two in our lifetime. +[3172.680 --> 3177.080] I have never looked at my car window and I'm like, yeah. +[3177.080 --> 3183.840] If I looked over and saw someone give me the slip your throat, hand motion, I would +[3183.840 --> 3184.840] turn. +[3184.840 --> 3185.840] I'm just immediately turned. +[3185.840 --> 3186.840] I'm on the freeway. +[3186.840 --> 3188.440] I will slam on my brakes. +[3188.440 --> 3190.440] I will put it reverse. +[3190.440 --> 3192.440] I'm out of here, man. +[3192.440 --> 3194.160] That guy wants to kill me. +[3194.160 --> 3196.760] I had to counter the bird, man. +[3196.760 --> 3198.560] I don't care how ledgy it is. +[3198.560 --> 3199.560] Oh, man. +[3199.560 --> 3202.880] That is so extreme. +[3202.880 --> 3205.120] And I'm going to kill you. +[3205.120 --> 3206.120] You just select it. +[3206.120 --> 3207.360] I'm going to kill you. +[3207.360 --> 3208.360] Yeah, I did. +[3208.360 --> 3209.360] So we got thumbs up. +[3209.360 --> 3210.360] That's happy. +[3210.360 --> 3211.360] We got the throat slip. +[3211.360 --> 3213.120] That's less good. +[3213.120 --> 3220.400] My next pick is it's a bit of a risk every time you do it. +[3220.400 --> 3225.320] But I mean, from a gesture standpoint, I've done it a lot and it is the anticipatory high +[3225.320 --> 3226.320] five. +[3226.320 --> 3227.320] Oh, okay. +[3227.320 --> 3229.480] I'm going up with the, I'm looking for high five. +[3229.480 --> 3230.480] I'm looking for high five. +[3230.480 --> 3231.480] Sure. +[3231.480 --> 3234.160] Now it's, the rest is up to you. +[3234.160 --> 3236.200] And if you leave me hanging, that looks stupid. +[3236.200 --> 3238.080] Oh, you got another hand. +[3238.080 --> 3239.080] Set five. +[3239.080 --> 3240.080] That's what I do. +[3240.080 --> 3241.400] Whenever I get left hanging, it's always done. +[3241.400 --> 3242.400] You give yourself, you finish it? +[3242.480 --> 3243.400] One hundred. +[3243.400 --> 3244.720] It's got to be completed. +[3244.720 --> 3245.720] Okay. +[3245.720 --> 3250.400] Once you have signaled the hand slap, it's a nice gesture. +[3250.400 --> 3251.400] Yeah. +[3251.400 --> 3252.400] It's fine. +[3252.400 --> 3253.400] My sports fans. +[3253.400 --> 3256.120] Mike, you are rocking on with one hand. +[3256.120 --> 3258.000] Could you imagine the bird or the other? +[3258.000 --> 3260.760] Could you imagine sporting events without high fives? +[3260.760 --> 3261.760] Oh, yeah. +[3261.760 --> 3263.240] It would be the worst. +[3263.240 --> 3265.800] Yeah, actually, that would not work. +[3265.800 --> 3270.640] I need to celebrate and slap hands with strangers. +[3270.640 --> 3273.040] We are a very visceral people. +[3273.040 --> 3275.720] I remember when the pandemic was going on. +[3275.720 --> 3280.800] I really did think it was the end of like the handshake and the high fives and stuff. +[3280.800 --> 3285.080] Like people would just start fist bumping, be a little, it's all back in full form because +[3285.080 --> 3286.480] it's just natural. +[3286.480 --> 3287.480] You just do it. +[3287.480 --> 3288.480] Yeah, we've moved on. +[3288.480 --> 3289.480] What's the pandemic? +[3289.480 --> 3290.480] Yeah. +[3290.480 --> 3291.480] Who needs that? +[3291.480 --> 3292.480] All right. +[3292.480 --> 3299.820] With my third one here, so the bird, we got the rock on and this is some, I don't know +[3299.820 --> 3304.120] when it happened to me, but this is now my hand gesture of choice of just like when I'm +[3304.120 --> 3305.940] saying, oh, yeah, it's okay. +[3305.940 --> 3306.940] I hit people. +[3306.940 --> 3307.940] I go with the hang. +[3307.940 --> 3312.660] I had the hang loose or I think Shaka might be called that as well. +[3312.660 --> 3316.100] The pinky and the thumb extended and you rock it back and forth. +[3316.100 --> 3317.700] I mean, you've got the, and you slept people though. +[3317.700 --> 3318.700] Yeah. +[3318.700 --> 3319.700] I thought you might be the coolest. +[3319.700 --> 3321.300] It's all cool, my gestures here. +[3321.300 --> 3324.860] Yeah, I thought you were going to go hang loose instead of the rocker. +[3324.860 --> 3325.860] I got them both. +[3325.860 --> 3328.060] I thought I'd seen you do the hang loose before. +[3328.060 --> 3330.260] I've never seen you do the rocker. +[3330.260 --> 3333.060] That's because I go through periods. +[3333.060 --> 3336.180] Through what times where it was a lot of the horns going up. +[3336.180 --> 3337.180] Okay. +[3337.180 --> 3339.700] Jason, two picks left for you. +[3339.700 --> 3340.700] Okay. +[3340.700 --> 3341.700] All right. +[3341.700 --> 3342.700] Don't blow it. +[3342.700 --> 3343.700] Oh, I will. +[3343.700 --> 3352.220] There's a lot of mediocre things I could go with here, but I feel like you guys all +[3352.220 --> 3355.860] have, you know, your negative, you know, flip the bird. +[3355.860 --> 3358.340] I'm going to murder you. +[3358.340 --> 3360.340] Same, same, same, same, same. +[3360.340 --> 3361.340] Same is exactly. +[3361.340 --> 3362.340] No, it's positive. +[3362.340 --> 3363.540] It can be very disrespectful. +[3363.540 --> 3367.140] It can be and I intend to use it that way. +[3367.140 --> 3371.380] In addition to that, I'm going to go with, I'm watching you. +[3371.380 --> 3372.380] Whoa. +[3372.380 --> 3373.380] Not on my list. +[3373.380 --> 3375.380] It's this, this, this, right here. +[3375.380 --> 3378.100] It's the eyes and then pointed you on. +[3378.100 --> 3380.340] You just need to know I'm on to you. +[3380.340 --> 3381.340] I'm watching. +[3381.340 --> 3382.340] I like it. +[3382.340 --> 3383.580] I use that with my kids a lot. +[3383.580 --> 3385.820] If I'm somewhere else, I'll give it. +[3385.820 --> 3389.540] I'll hit him with the, you see, I'm watching you eat him broccoli. +[3389.540 --> 3391.740] So you at the dinner table? +[3391.740 --> 3394.260] I'm trying to start there. +[3394.260 --> 3395.940] Try this at the broccoli. +[3395.940 --> 3397.940] Oh, I'm going to murder you. +[3397.940 --> 3398.940] Yeah. +[3398.940 --> 3399.940] Okay. +[3399.940 --> 3400.940] Yeah. +[3400.940 --> 3401.940] Maybe I'll try that with my children. +[3401.940 --> 3402.940] So I'm watching you. +[3402.940 --> 3403.940] That's a good one. +[3403.940 --> 3404.940] Okay. +[3404.940 --> 3406.740] And then I feel like I am a little jealous of the high five. +[3406.740 --> 3410.260] We got the sporting events and we are competitive people. +[3410.260 --> 3415.140] And I don't know if I could live without a good fist pump. +[3415.140 --> 3417.380] I mean, you know, I make a good tiger woods. +[3417.380 --> 3418.380] Yeah, exactly. +[3418.380 --> 3421.180] The tiger woods, the celebratory, whether you're out in a Vince, +[3421.180 --> 3422.860] someone else does not a fist bump. +[3422.860 --> 3423.860] Correct. +[3423.860 --> 3424.860] This pump. +[3424.860 --> 3426.100] Yeah, no, that's a good gesture. +[3426.100 --> 3429.380] Yeah, that's, that's pandemic acceptable. +[3429.380 --> 3430.380] Yes. +[3430.380 --> 3433.620] Yeah, that's not the same thing as I'm going to get you. +[3433.620 --> 3434.620] No, that's shaking. +[3434.620 --> 3435.620] I'm not shaking a fist. +[3435.620 --> 3437.100] I'm, I'm fizz pumping. +[3437.100 --> 3438.140] Oh, that's a good one. +[3438.140 --> 3440.460] Yeah, I'm, I'm celebrating my great. +[3440.460 --> 3441.900] These are all really good picks. +[3441.900 --> 3445.100] This has been a, you look, you let me know. +[3445.100 --> 3447.500] If we need to go five or not. +[3447.500 --> 3451.220] All right, Mike, you have been, you've been the cool kid. +[3451.220 --> 3452.460] So I mean, you're on the surfboard. +[3452.460 --> 3454.340] We're going to, we're going to keep it going, man. +[3454.340 --> 3456.460] We're going to keep it going. +[3456.460 --> 3458.540] Because when you're, when you're leaving, +[3458.540 --> 3462.340] you got to check up the deuces, hit them with the peace sign. +[3462.340 --> 3463.180] The peace sign. +[3463.180 --> 3464.020] Ducces. +[3466.020 --> 3467.180] That's for Owl. +[3467.180 --> 3468.900] All right, the peace sign. +[3468.900 --> 3471.340] I didn't think you could put four together this good. +[3471.340 --> 3474.100] The peace, the peace sign is so good because peace sign +[3474.100 --> 3477.420] could be, I mean, did you have a peace sign phase at your school? +[3477.420 --> 3479.740] Because there was a, oh yeah, there was like a two year period +[3479.740 --> 3482.300] where it was everyone used the peace sign. +[3482.300 --> 3483.580] Yeah, good bye. +[3483.580 --> 3486.820] And it can do so many things of like, it can be, it can be a hell of a, +[3486.820 --> 3489.180] it can be the full on like hippie like peace. +[3489.180 --> 3492.540] Hey, man, this is my symbol of we're going to be mellow. +[3492.540 --> 3496.060] Your, you could be really aggressive like peace out. +[3496.060 --> 3497.260] Or you just check up the deuces. +[3497.260 --> 3499.580] I mean, it's, it's very versatile. +[3499.580 --> 3502.380] I'm going to close it out with the a, okay. +[3502.380 --> 3503.260] Everything's okay. +[3503.260 --> 3504.100] Everything's okay. +[3504.100 --> 3507.460] I feel like it's one of the maybe powerhouse gestures +[3507.460 --> 3509.860] that just didn't get picked. +[3509.860 --> 3511.900] There's a couple, I mean, we can go on more round. +[3511.900 --> 3513.460] If you want. +[3513.460 --> 3514.420] And let me look at my list, +[3514.420 --> 3515.980] make sure I got another cool guy one. +[3515.980 --> 3517.780] I can do it. +[3517.780 --> 3518.620] Or we can end it. +[3518.620 --> 3520.020] I mean, that's fine. +[3520.020 --> 3521.980] But I think okay. +[3521.980 --> 3523.860] I think that is okay. +[3523.860 --> 3524.780] I think that's a okay. +[3524.780 --> 3526.540] So thumbs up. +[3526.540 --> 3528.940] Man, I got a real wild card right there in the middle +[3528.940 --> 3529.940] with the throat slit. +[3529.940 --> 3530.940] I love it. +[3530.940 --> 3533.180] High five and then okay. +[3533.180 --> 3536.820] Mike has the bird, rock on, hang loose and peace sign, +[3536.820 --> 3539.340] Jason with the, in the chef's kiss. +[3539.340 --> 3543.180] And then I'm watching you and the fist pump. +[3543.180 --> 3544.620] Very nice, very nice. +[3544.620 --> 3546.140] It's a fun one. +[3546.140 --> 3547.860] Any honorary mentions that you guys +[3547.860 --> 3549.380] want to throw out there? +[3549.380 --> 3550.740] Oh, I mean, so many. +[3550.740 --> 3551.580] Let's see. +[3551.580 --> 3553.220] The point, nobody went with the point. +[3553.220 --> 3554.900] Point, pointing was actually like the first thing +[3554.900 --> 3555.740] I wrote down. +[3555.740 --> 3558.420] But then as I got through them, I liked other ones. +[3559.460 --> 3562.620] I had, I mean, like I love you as a classic. +[3562.620 --> 3565.180] Yeah, yeah, classic signal. +[3565.180 --> 3567.260] Now you, now for the listeners, +[3567.260 --> 3569.900] that was the three finger I love you. +[3569.900 --> 3573.540] Not the hand gesture of I, you know, +[3573.540 --> 3575.780] you touch your eye and then your heart and then you. +[3575.780 --> 3577.620] That's, that's just a you thing. +[3577.620 --> 3578.820] That's not a you thing. +[3578.820 --> 3579.820] I love you. +[3579.820 --> 3580.660] Who does that? +[3580.660 --> 3581.500] Yeah. +[3581.500 --> 3584.940] That's a, that's a very normal, that is a very normal thing. +[3584.940 --> 3586.500] But it's three gestures. +[3586.500 --> 3587.500] I love you. +[3587.500 --> 3588.500] Brooks, not surprised you. +[3588.500 --> 3589.340] Brooks, we're in here. +[3589.340 --> 3590.180] I'm them all together. +[3590.180 --> 3591.020] I don't know that one. +[3591.020 --> 3592.900] I'm the one where you make a heart with your, +[3592.900 --> 3594.180] yeah, but that's a heart. +[3594.180 --> 3595.380] That's not, I love you. +[3595.380 --> 3598.420] You're of the index pinky up in the thumb out. +[3598.420 --> 3600.140] Not, I don't know either of those. +[3600.140 --> 3603.380] By your math, then I'm watching you as two gestures. +[3603.380 --> 3604.220] One where you point. +[3604.220 --> 3605.300] Actually, I'm watching you. +[3605.300 --> 3607.220] I've always done it with, you keep the two fingers +[3607.220 --> 3608.060] the whole time. +[3608.060 --> 3609.180] I've noticed that in you before. +[3609.180 --> 3611.060] Yeah, this is, I've always thought that it's this one. +[3611.060 --> 3611.860] That's how I do it too. +[3611.860 --> 3612.700] Yeah. +[3612.700 --> 3613.540] You go to a point. +[3613.540 --> 3615.100] You went to a point which is two gestures. +[3615.100 --> 3615.940] Oh my goodness. +[3615.940 --> 3616.780] Oh my goodness. +[3616.780 --> 3617.780] You're beautiful. +[3617.780 --> 3619.620] You're beautiful. +[3619.620 --> 3620.820] I think we covered most of it. +[3620.820 --> 3621.340] Well, hold on. +[3621.340 --> 3623.540] I want to see if Owl's on his game right now +[3623.540 --> 3626.340] because there's another good gesture. +[3626.340 --> 3627.820] Oh, he's not. +[3627.820 --> 3628.820] Oh, he's not. +[3628.820 --> 3631.100] Oh, there they are. +[3631.100 --> 3634.300] I did think about going with the point with the thumb out. +[3634.300 --> 3634.820] Yeah. +[3634.820 --> 3637.580] That's a different point than there. +[3637.580 --> 3638.660] You got to do that. +[3638.660 --> 3639.180] Yeah. +[3639.180 --> 3639.700] Oh, yeah. +[3639.700 --> 3640.700] You do need to click. +[3640.700 --> 3641.940] Two fingers up. +[3641.940 --> 3642.540] One more round. +[3642.540 --> 3643.060] One more. +[3643.060 --> 3643.580] Oh, that's a good one. +[3643.580 --> 3643.940] One more. +[3643.940 --> 3645.100] You do the circular motion. +[3645.100 --> 3646.420] You got blow a kiss. +[3646.420 --> 3647.220] Sure. +[3647.220 --> 3648.700] Oh, good, good entry here. +[3648.860 --> 3650.340] The salute. +[3650.340 --> 3651.180] Oh, yeah. +[3651.180 --> 3654.820] Oh, even a casual salute, not even a formal. +[3654.820 --> 3656.620] Oh, you got the two-figure salute. +[3656.620 --> 3658.900] My salute is usually a tip of the cap. +[3658.900 --> 3662.100] That's what I, you know, that's a lot. +[3662.100 --> 3662.940] It's a wave. +[3662.940 --> 3663.780] We didn't get to it. +[3663.780 --> 3665.020] Waving is plain Jane. +[3665.020 --> 3669.180] I had waving and clapping as unsure if those like clapping +[3669.180 --> 3670.300] is not a hand gesture. +[3670.300 --> 3671.140] It's not. +[3671.140 --> 3672.540] It can't be a golf clap. +[3672.540 --> 3673.380] What would you call it? +[3673.380 --> 3675.140] Oh, maybe a golf clap if you don't hear it. +[3675.140 --> 3675.820] Is it gesture? +[3675.820 --> 3676.620] Yeah. +[3676.620 --> 3677.580] I like that. +[3677.580 --> 3679.580] It's just a gesture that makes sound. +[3679.580 --> 3683.700] You got raise hand just be called upon. +[3683.700 --> 3684.220] Uh-huh. +[3684.220 --> 3685.620] Excuse me. +[3685.620 --> 3686.180] OK. +[3686.180 --> 3687.460] You got to stop. +[3687.460 --> 3687.980] Uh-huh. +[3687.980 --> 3688.980] Just hand out and stop. +[3688.980 --> 3689.500] Yeah. +[3689.500 --> 3690.300] So the name of love. +[3690.300 --> 3694.700] The raise hand, the stop and the high five are the exact +[3694.700 --> 3695.220] suggests. +[3695.220 --> 3695.940] You've also got this. +[3695.940 --> 3697.380] Yeah, yeah, they're come here. +[3697.380 --> 3700.620] I love that we're a podcast, and I'm referencing this. +[3700.620 --> 3701.860] But they come here, finger. +[3701.860 --> 3702.380] Yeah. +[3702.380 --> 3704.180] Yeah, you like to do more of the four finger. +[3704.180 --> 3705.740] Oh, four finger. +[3705.740 --> 3706.260] But look at this. +[3706.260 --> 3707.020] Get over here. +[3708.020 --> 3710.660] There could be the come here, which is, which is the one +[3710.660 --> 3712.900] or two fingers insinuating. +[3712.900 --> 3713.740] I need you to come over here. +[3713.740 --> 3714.540] We're going to talk. +[3714.540 --> 3716.940] When you go a whole hand, that's we're going to fight. +[3716.940 --> 3718.060] What's the matrix? +[3718.060 --> 3719.380] That's the one we're going to. +[3719.380 --> 3720.300] That's more of us. +[3720.300 --> 3722.260] We're going to fight. +[3722.260 --> 3724.260] If you go more than two fingers, you're signaling we +[3724.260 --> 3725.260] are going to fight. +[3725.260 --> 3727.260] And unfortunately, there will be other hand gestures +[3727.260 --> 3727.780] in that fight. +[3727.780 --> 3728.580] In that fight. +[3728.580 --> 3729.580] Yeah, like you're dead. +[3729.580 --> 3730.580] Like you're dead. +[3730.580 --> 3734.540] What did we learn today? +[3734.540 --> 3738.660] I learned that all 80 year olds are ugly. +[3738.660 --> 3741.500] I learned that different version of I love you +[3741.500 --> 3742.340] for the first time. +[3742.340 --> 3743.620] Oh, that's what I was going to learn. +[3743.620 --> 3745.100] Oh, no. +[3745.100 --> 3745.620] See you up. +[3745.620 --> 3746.300] Nothing? +[3746.300 --> 3751.220] Well, I also learned that photography is just a minor skill. +[3751.220 --> 3754.900] I also learned that we're on to some of this poop shower +[3754.900 --> 3756.140] idea. +[3756.140 --> 3758.140] No, that's a different kind of show. +[3758.140 --> 3759.140] OK. +[3759.140 --> 3760.380] Goodbye, everyone. +[3765.500 --> 3769.540] Thanks for listening to the Spitballers Podcast. +[3769.540 --> 3772.220] To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, +[3772.220 --> 3774.260] check out SpitballersPod.com. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_Qn71AsFE76k.txt b/transcript/comedy_Qn71AsFE76k.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..efc3858e813d4127956bacf01fdedd7b5a94bc2a --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_Qn71AsFE76k.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.000] Oh +[15.000 --> 19.040] Thank you so much, you're so kind how the fuck are you? Will you well? +[21.200 --> 23.200] Glad gives a cheer during the top level +[25.440 --> 27.440] Second +[27.440 --> 29.440] I'm not sure which level they're on are there +[33.440 --> 35.440] Downstairs +[37.040 --> 39.040] We're all here. Let's get fucking crooked +[40.240 --> 44.200] Thank you so much for coming. It's so lovely to see you. Well, I've been on to us in January +[44.200 --> 48.280] I absolutely love being on tour. I would do a lot of driving obviously when we're on tour +[48.280 --> 52.240] And I've discovered recently that I get a touch of road rage anybody else get road rage +[53.240 --> 58.680] I do the children in the swearing but my favorite thing is the hand gestures. I love the hand gestures +[58.680 --> 62.840] I do all three of them. I don't know if we know this three. I start with that one +[64.640 --> 66.640] Classic isn't it and then I do that one +[67.720 --> 72.320] And they can't always see that from the other cars you do have to tilt your pelvis up quite high +[73.400 --> 76.840] And my am a cock bigger than one that ever existed +[76.840 --> 81.840] And the third one I do is this one +[83.840 --> 91.360] And that's when I realize that's not one of them is it? Oh, I'm so annoyed by your drive and I'm gonna suck your cock for you +[94.480 --> 98.320] It's not one of them, but you guys have fun. This is gonna be fun. I can tell already +[100.680 --> 105.720] I have been doing stand-up for 13 years. I absolutely love my job when I first started doing stand-up +[105.720 --> 113.120] I was off the back of the divorce so Lord what I talked about and stage was divorce related and I did a gig in the early days in kiddaminsta +[115.520 --> 119.920] That is so weird because they don't normally cheer when you're actually in Fokken kiddaminsta +[123.120 --> 127.120] When a man came up to me after I've been on stage and he said I've got two things to say to you +[127.120 --> 131.720] I said really what are they he said the first thing he said is fuck me what you've been through +[131.720 --> 134.360] I said I'm all right flour. Thanks anyway, but I'm all right +[135.080 --> 137.320] I said what's the second thing he said fuck me +[139.800 --> 141.800] Same words very different +[141.920 --> 146.680] Internation I just ran to my car. It's quickly that could because I needed to get him home +[150.320 --> 152.320] That bit's not true. I really wish it was +[153.080 --> 155.840] Just ran to my car at home and my auto is too scared +[155.840 --> 160.960] I've never been that confident sexually not like that. I've never been like fuck me. I've never been like that +[160.960 --> 167.920] I can't get away with that can I I'm not sure anybody can who's in a party dress and plimp souls +[171.440 --> 176.960] But even like in the intervening years things haven't changed I've been with the same bloke now for 12 years and even now +[176.960 --> 179.760] I'm still a bit like I mean dear fun see it +[180.880 --> 182.880] Should I wash it +[184.600 --> 186.600] Would that help +[186.600 --> 189.240] Maria would that's good to fuck a noise in it +[190.960 --> 192.960] Before I start properly I need to tell you something +[194.960 --> 199.760] With any food during the show I stand a bit funny like maybe I stick my leg out like this +[199.760 --> 204.120] I'll lift it up like this anything way you think what the fuck should do with her leg +[204.720 --> 207.920] It's because I've literally just put it in something towel on +[220.960 --> 223.280] And it hasn't molded to me body yet +[228.560 --> 231.680] I think the problem is is a little bit of wings stuck to me thigh +[238.600 --> 243.160] And I'm like the hornyest part of my menstrual cycle so you've been fucking warned +[243.160 --> 248.520] I just want somebody to hit it with a spoon just a wooden spoon or a little +[248.520 --> 251.080] Not a teaspoon because I'll only fucking lose that in there +[252.840 --> 255.320] Feel much better haven't told to that thanks everybody +[256.360 --> 261.560] I sort of do a friend of mine. I've got quite low self-esteem and my friend was trying to sort the cheer me up +[261.560 --> 265.520] And she said I think you're a fox. I said should have a lot of fox. She said you are +[265.520 --> 269.760] I think you're a fox. I said should have a lot of fox and then I had to think about it and I thought +[269.760 --> 273.840] Maybe I am a fox in that I regularly eat out of bins diff --git a/transcript/comedy__uvcN2Eg0i8.txt b/transcript/comedy__uvcN2Eg0i8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f9b3353f96bc20d29b0515ef611570b72f8569ca --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy__uvcN2Eg0i8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +[0.000 --> 20.720] I'm cold hands, in sore feet you've been walking for an hour on abandoned streets. +[20.720 --> 30.000] Weak knees, in fresh scars it's a struggle when you lose and track of who you are. +[30.000 --> 38.560] The words you stole won't save your soul, they can only buy you time. +[38.560 --> 49.440] The light a candle, a curse that dark, it's all the same to me. +[49.440 --> 62.560] I'll start a fire, go drown this bark and shake away the heat, till the truth or live a life. +[62.960 --> 66.560] Just don't close your eyes. +[74.720 --> 82.720] Let down and so spend you've been holding up the world with your good intent. +[83.680 --> 92.720] How about like you should, it's a burden that you never really understood. +[92.720 --> 100.720] But Caroline I'm too, when fine it's the others who are dying. +[102.720 --> 110.720] Light a candle, a curse that dark, it's all the same to me. +[111.680 --> 124.720] I'll start a fire, go drown this bark and shake away the heat, till the truth or live a life. +[124.720 --> 134.720] Just don't close your eyes and you're breaking, but you're faking nothing's ever wrong. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_aGVUxQCEC_c.txt b/transcript/comedy_aGVUxQCEC_c.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4bbf59142f6309e08ecc36116f3538e2debd3dd4 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_aGVUxQCEC_c.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1247 @@ +[0.000 --> 16.400] So you guys know before I get into this how much I like weird shit right? +[16.400 --> 23.200] Alright, your airport did not disappoint. +[23.200 --> 26.680] Alright, you ready? +[26.680 --> 31.240] So I don't know why I see so much, I know why because it's the airport and people are +[31.240 --> 32.240] fucking tense. +[32.240 --> 36.160] But I see a lot of weird shit at airports. +[36.160 --> 38.000] And so Jacob and I were getting off the plane. +[38.000 --> 45.600] It was pretty early in the morning and maybe for me to the first riser right there, this +[45.600 --> 48.760] man and this woman are arguing with each other. +[48.760 --> 54.960] And she's like, that's exactly what it smells like. +[54.960 --> 56.880] And he goes, what are you talking about? +[56.880 --> 59.200] We're in the airport. +[59.200 --> 60.680] She goes, it doesn't matter. +[60.680 --> 62.240] That's exactly what it smells like. +[62.240 --> 64.280] Don't tell me that's not what it smells like. +[64.280 --> 66.680] And he goes, I have no idea what you're saying. +[66.680 --> 69.400] And he turns to Jacob and me and he goes, guys, smell this. +[69.400 --> 74.200] And I was like, get the fuck outta here. +[74.200 --> 79.160] I am not playing smell in my finger with a stranger at the airport. +[79.160 --> 80.160] Fuck you. +[80.160 --> 82.480] And don't come at me like this. +[82.480 --> 83.480] Are you crazy? +[83.480 --> 91.240] But it just shows me how nice people in Canada are. +[91.240 --> 92.840] Because he would add it like, yeah, what's the problem? +[92.840 --> 96.440] I'm sure somebody would be like, yeah, I'll do it for you. +[96.440 --> 97.440] Hey, cool. +[97.440 --> 100.440] Make it loud for my dad. +[100.440 --> 101.440] Josh Wall. +[101.440 --> 114.400] That one more time with Jacob, everybody. +[114.400 --> 117.400] I'm here one more time with Jacob Wall. +[117.400 --> 120.000] Oh, and a very funny Lisa I had. +[120.000 --> 121.000] Super fucking funny. +[121.000 --> 127.960] I gotta tell you, man, it's so much fun to travel with Jacob. +[127.960 --> 129.680] He's never been, yeah, it's really the time. +[129.680 --> 132.720] Did anyone come here with their parents tonight? +[132.720 --> 133.720] Yeah. +[133.720 --> 134.920] Well, is your kid right here? +[134.920 --> 136.200] How old are you, dude? +[136.200 --> 136.720] 16. +[136.720 --> 141.600] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. +[141.600 --> 145.080] That's how he's going to let, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. +[145.080 --> 146.000] Fantastic. +[146.000 --> 151.520] OK, well, listen, man, when it gets to the real uncomfortable parts for you to be in front +[151.520 --> 158.400] of your mom to hear, I'm going to walk over and say I'm right to your fucking faces. +[158.400 --> 159.400] No. +[159.400 --> 167.400] Oh, boy, maybe, but no, probably not. +[167.400 --> 169.240] All right, baby. +[169.240 --> 170.400] I'm excited when people come. +[170.400 --> 171.400] I mean, I really am. +[171.400 --> 173.240] I'm excited when people bring their kids to the shows. +[173.240 --> 174.960] It's always awesome, you know. +[174.960 --> 175.960] I love traveling with Jacob. +[175.960 --> 178.720] I don't know if you guys fuck with your kids. +[178.720 --> 179.720] It's funny. +[179.720 --> 183.760] He was home for a little bit over quarantine, like probably a lot of people's kids were. +[183.760 --> 188.520] And listen, my wife and I are empty nesters. +[188.520 --> 192.800] We are used to being able to have sex whenever we want, wherever we want. +[192.800 --> 199.040] And so one night, I was kind of horny and I said, I said to Beth, we were in our room. +[199.040 --> 205.280] I go, hey, you want to roll around? +[205.280 --> 207.520] She goes, Jacob's home. +[207.520 --> 212.720] And I was like, we'll turn up the TV. +[212.720 --> 215.880] And she goes, he's not eight. +[215.880 --> 221.400] And I was like, yeah, let's give it a try, you know. +[221.400 --> 222.400] So we have sex. +[222.400 --> 225.800] And then the next morning, I'd come downstairs. +[225.800 --> 229.160] And Jacob is already in cereal at the dining room table. +[229.160 --> 230.160] And he's like this. +[230.160 --> 239.640] I don't know how it's going, buddy. +[239.640 --> 241.640] He goes, not great. +[241.640 --> 245.560] I was like, what's going on? +[245.560 --> 249.240] He goes, do you have to have sex in the house? +[249.240 --> 250.240] In the house. +[250.240 --> 252.000] You have to have sex in the house. +[252.000 --> 254.560] And I was like, where do you want me to have sex? +[254.560 --> 256.840] And he goes, I don't know anywhere but in the house. +[256.840 --> 257.840] New rule. +[257.840 --> 258.840] New rule. +[258.840 --> 261.000] No more having sex when I'm in the house. +[261.000 --> 262.000] New rule. +[262.000 --> 265.720] And I was like, dude, you don't get to make rules. +[265.720 --> 266.720] This is my house. +[266.720 --> 268.840] I will wipe my dick on the butter if I want to. +[268.840 --> 269.840] Do you understand? +[270.520 --> 274.520] I might have sex tomorrow in your room. +[274.520 --> 276.840] Otherwise known as my other room, dude, +[276.840 --> 278.680] shut the fuck up with your rules. +[278.680 --> 280.680] Yeah. +[280.680 --> 289.680] And you know, a lot of people ask me why I don't tell more stories +[289.680 --> 291.000] about my two oldest kids. +[291.000 --> 293.960] And the truth is I used to only tell stories about them. +[293.960 --> 297.520] But by the time you guys found me, the only person left in my house +[297.520 --> 300.120] doing dumb shit was fucking, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. +[300.120 --> 301.520] LAUGHTER +[305.520 --> 308.680] And so, look, man, I raised a couple of, +[308.680 --> 311.840] I raised three kids by myself for a little while. +[311.840 --> 315.280] And if you have ever raised kids without money, +[315.280 --> 318.280] you know that sometimes you are the entertainment. +[318.280 --> 319.280] Right? +[319.280 --> 323.160] You can't pay for it, so you have to invent something fun. +[323.160 --> 325.840] And so I know some people have some parenting hacks. +[325.840 --> 327.400] I'm going to throw one out for you. +[327.400 --> 330.640] So we couldn't afford a amusement park for rollercoasters +[330.640 --> 332.280] like that. +[332.280 --> 334.000] But the kids loved rollercoasters. +[334.000 --> 336.960] So instead of a roller coaster, I would take him +[336.960 --> 338.280] to an empty parking lot at night. +[341.520 --> 343.200] And I would put him in the trunk of my car +[343.200 --> 345.960] and I would just drive around real fast. +[345.960 --> 350.200] Like space mountain or some shit, you know? +[350.200 --> 352.120] The fun for you is pumping the brakes, +[352.120 --> 357.320] because you can hear, ooh, ooh, in the trunk, which is pretty funny. +[358.400 --> 360.400] Were you supposed to play IKEA, +[360.400 --> 363.400] hide and go seek it, IKEA? +[363.400 --> 366.400] It was like a big indoor house where they wouldn't let the kids outside. +[366.400 --> 367.400] It was perfect, you know? +[367.400 --> 369.400] I will tell you also, I used to, +[369.400 --> 372.400] I was parenting before there were baby changes stations in men's rooms. +[372.400 --> 374.400] And I'm sure a lot of you guys did too. +[374.400 --> 376.400] And if you had a parent before then, +[376.400 --> 379.400] you changed your kids in some weird places. +[379.400 --> 382.400] I will tell you one time we were at IKEA. +[382.400 --> 385.400] And so I'm walking out of the men's room. +[386.400 --> 387.400] Jacob, I need to change his diaper. +[387.400 --> 389.400] There's no baby change station in there. +[389.400 --> 390.400] Jacob was like a year and a half. +[390.400 --> 392.400] My daughter, Caitlin, was probably five. +[392.400 --> 395.400] And Trevor, my oldest son, was like six and a half. +[395.400 --> 397.400] And I come out of the men's room. +[397.400 --> 398.400] No baby change station. +[398.400 --> 400.400] I see a woman coming out of the women's room and I said, +[400.400 --> 402.400] hey, can you do me a favor? +[402.400 --> 404.400] Is there a baby change station in there? +[404.400 --> 405.400] And she said, yeah. +[405.400 --> 407.400] I said, is there anybody in there? +[407.400 --> 408.400] And she said, no. +[408.400 --> 409.400] I said, can you do me a favor? +[409.400 --> 410.400] Can you watch the door? +[410.400 --> 411.400] I just need to change my son. +[411.400 --> 413.400] And she was like, yeah, of course, no problem. +[414.400 --> 416.400] And so I put Jacob down on the baby change station. +[416.400 --> 418.400] I know we're under some sort of time constraint +[418.400 --> 420.400] because we're in the women's room. +[420.400 --> 421.400] And I take off his diaper. +[421.400 --> 424.400] And if you've ever changed a baby boy before, +[424.400 --> 427.400] you know that if you don't put the splash guard up. +[429.400 --> 431.400] There's a chance that when the air hits the dick, +[431.400 --> 432.400] they're going to pee all over you. +[432.400 --> 435.400] And so I took that diaper down and he peed all over me, man. +[435.400 --> 438.400] And I had never had pee in my mouth I hadn't paid for, you know? +[444.400 --> 455.400] So, I'm honestly too high to remember where I was in that story. +[455.400 --> 458.400] Oh, thank you. +[458.400 --> 459.400] I'm going to pee in my mouth. +[459.400 --> 460.400] Thank you, Deifers. +[460.400 --> 465.400] Thanks for screaming that out from the darkness. +[465.400 --> 466.400] I appreciate that. +[466.400 --> 467.400] P in my mouth. +[467.400 --> 468.400] Yeah, okay. +[468.400 --> 469.400] I got you. +[470.400 --> 474.400] And so I got this pee all over myself, man. +[474.400 --> 476.400] And I'm like, oh, eat. +[476.400 --> 477.400] And my daughter's there. +[477.400 --> 479.400] And so I take my shirt off and I head it to my daughter. +[479.400 --> 480.400] Now, I want to tell you something. +[480.400 --> 483.400] At five years old, my daughter was already the smartest, +[483.400 --> 486.400] most responsible person in my family. +[486.400 --> 490.400] If you have a girl, you know how smart they get. +[490.400 --> 491.400] Very quickly. +[491.400 --> 493.400] Look, if you have a three-year-old girl, +[493.400 --> 496.400] she can have a full conversation with you +[497.400 --> 501.400] and tell you about her feelings and why she has them. +[501.400 --> 505.400] A three-year-old boy is like, hey, I found my butthole again. +[505.400 --> 507.400] It's still back there. +[507.400 --> 508.400] Yesterday, I looked for it. +[508.400 --> 510.400] I guess my finger was in the wrong spot. +[510.400 --> 512.400] But today, I nailed it. +[515.400 --> 518.400] If you, is anyone had a girl and then a boy? +[518.400 --> 520.400] Okay, so when you have a girl and then a boy, +[520.400 --> 524.400] what happens is you have this three-year-old person +[524.400 --> 529.400] that you live with who has opinions in fucking intelligence +[529.400 --> 532.400] that's so far beyond anything you would imagine. +[532.400 --> 535.400] And then the boy comes at three and you're like, +[535.400 --> 538.400] I mean, we should get them tested, right? +[538.400 --> 541.400] I mean, no. +[541.400 --> 543.400] Boy, it's fucking. +[543.400 --> 545.400] And between one and two and boy, +[545.400 --> 547.400] when you hold, because you want to hold your son, +[547.400 --> 549.400] and they put their hand on your face +[549.400 --> 551.400] and you're like, oh, your finger was in your asshole again. +[551.400 --> 552.400] How about it? +[553.400 --> 555.400] It's the second time he gave me pink eye this month. +[555.400 --> 557.400] I'll tell you what. +[562.400 --> 563.400] Well, my daughter's smart, man. +[563.400 --> 564.400] She's smarter than all of them. +[564.400 --> 566.400] So I say to her, hey, I give her my shirt and I go, hey, +[566.400 --> 567.400] do me a favor. +[567.400 --> 569.400] Just put this in the under the water in the sink. +[569.400 --> 570.400] Just go a little bit pee out. +[570.400 --> 572.400] She said, okay. +[572.400 --> 573.400] And so I turn back to my oldest son, +[573.400 --> 575.400] and he's grabbing his butt like this. +[575.400 --> 577.400] He's going, ah, ah. +[578.400 --> 581.400] Ah, ah. +[583.400 --> 587.400] And I go, hey, we're not doing that in here. +[588.400 --> 590.400] We can wait for the men's room for that, +[590.400 --> 591.400] but we're not going to do that in here. +[591.400 --> 593.400] He was like, no, I really got to go right now. +[593.400 --> 594.400] I got to go right now. +[594.400 --> 595.400] And I was like, give me five minutes. +[595.400 --> 596.400] He was like, I don't have five minutes. +[596.400 --> 598.400] And he goes into the stall. +[598.400 --> 600.400] I'm like, eh. +[600.400 --> 602.400] Jacob's getting fidgety, right? +[602.400 --> 604.400] And guys, if you have more than one kid, +[604.400 --> 608.400] you know that you, different things work on different kids. +[608.400 --> 609.400] Right? +[609.400 --> 612.400] And the only way to calm Jacob down when he was a baby +[612.400 --> 615.400] was to hold him upside down by his feet. +[615.400 --> 619.400] It was something about, look, when the blood rushed into his head, +[619.400 --> 622.400] you could see him like, oh, you fell for it again, huh? +[622.400 --> 623.400] All right. +[623.400 --> 627.400] He fucking early stoner maneuver, for sure. +[629.400 --> 633.400] But so I turn back to my daughter to see how she's +[633.400 --> 635.400] doing with my shirt. +[635.400 --> 638.400] She's got the water on full blast. +[638.400 --> 643.400] And she's washing my shirt like she's down by the river. +[643.400 --> 644.400] You know what I mean? +[644.400 --> 649.400] Like she's cut it over a rock or some shit. +[649.400 --> 651.400] And I'm like, what are you doing? +[651.400 --> 653.400] And she goes, I'm trying to get all the pee out. +[653.400 --> 655.400] I said, babe, it's going to be wet all day. +[655.400 --> 656.400] And she goes, no, it's not. +[656.400 --> 657.400] I'm going to do this. +[657.400 --> 664.400] It was a real depressing moment because that realization, +[664.400 --> 667.400] I was like, hear my smartest kid, holy shit. +[671.400 --> 672.400] So it dawns on me. +[672.400 --> 675.400] We've been in this woman's room for too long. +[675.400 --> 677.400] Let's get out of here. +[677.400 --> 680.400] I knock on the stall door and I say to my son, +[680.400 --> 684.400] I go, hey, dude, pinch it off wherever you're at. +[684.400 --> 685.400] We go to get out of here. +[685.400 --> 687.400] And he goes, okay, hey, and he said, can you check me +[687.400 --> 690.400] to make sure I'm clean? +[690.400 --> 691.400] Yeah, you know. +[691.400 --> 692.400] Okay. +[692.400 --> 693.400] So look, parents, no. +[693.400 --> 695.400] Some of you who are our parents, there's a couple things +[695.400 --> 697.400] you need to know. +[697.400 --> 701.400] Things happen as a parent that they didn't write in any of the books. +[701.400 --> 704.400] And the reason they didn't write them in a book is because if +[704.400 --> 706.400] someone had ever written them in a book, everybody would have read it +[706.400 --> 708.400] and been like, I'm not being a fucking parent. +[708.400 --> 709.400] Are you kidding? +[709.400 --> 711.400] There are many things. +[711.400 --> 714.400] One of those things happens to be. +[714.400 --> 717.400] At some point in time, and your life as a parent, a small human +[717.400 --> 720.400] is going to walk into a room, your hand, they're going to be naked. +[720.400 --> 723.400] You don't get to pick the run. +[723.400 --> 726.400] And they're going to walk in, and they're going to turn around, +[726.400 --> 730.400] and they're going to go, hey, will you check this to make sure it's clean? +[730.400 --> 734.400] And the first time it happens is a fucking shocker. +[734.400 --> 736.400] You're like, what? +[736.400 --> 737.400] What is his parenting? +[737.400 --> 738.400] I quit. +[738.400 --> 739.400] I don't, what is that? +[739.400 --> 741.400] Is your asshole open right now? +[741.400 --> 743.400] How long does this stage last? +[743.400 --> 744.400] I don't like this. +[744.400 --> 746.400] You know you're in the living room right now. +[746.400 --> 748.400] Your asshole's open right in the living room. +[748.400 --> 749.400] Did you say hello to the guests? +[749.400 --> 754.400] Why is your asshole open in the living room? +[754.400 --> 755.400] Oh no, it fucks you up. +[755.400 --> 756.400] I'm not going to lie to you. +[756.400 --> 757.400] You're not ready for it. +[757.400 --> 761.400] But I was like, yeah, dude, I said, I'll take a look. +[761.400 --> 766.400] And I go to open the door, and it's locked. +[766.400 --> 768.400] And I go, dude, you get open the door. +[768.400 --> 769.400] I can't get in. +[769.400 --> 772.400] And he goes, I don't want to walk over there just in case I'm not clean. +[773.400 --> 775.400] And I go, well, how do you want me to check? +[775.400 --> 778.400] And he said, just look through the crack in the door. +[780.400 --> 785.400] So I'm looking through the crack in this bathroom door. +[785.400 --> 788.400] And I'm like, get closer, show me your butt hole. +[788.400 --> 790.400] I can't see it from there. +[790.400 --> 792.400] I can't see your butt hole from there. +[792.400 --> 795.400] You're going to have to get closer if you want me to see it. +[795.400 --> 798.400] And the woman walked in. +[798.400 --> 800.400] Yeah, not the one we left outside. +[800.400 --> 802.400] And just so many of you have never seen before. +[802.400 --> 815.400] And all she saw was a grown man shirtless, holding a naked baby upside down, peaking through a stall door, +[815.400 --> 817.400] going, get closer, show me your butt hole. +[817.400 --> 819.400] If you want me to see your butt hole, you're going to have to get closer. +[820.400 --> 829.400] Hey, hey, she didn't even see my daughter working like an Asian kid at a Nike factory. +[835.400 --> 836.400] Yo, she screamed. +[836.400 --> 838.400] She screamed and she ran out. +[838.400 --> 840.400] Yeah, I'm a blammer. +[840.400 --> 842.400] So I turned to the kids. +[842.400 --> 845.400] I'm like, hey, everybody, where you going to go? +[846.400 --> 848.400] Daddy's about to get arrested, you know? +[848.400 --> 850.400] It's time. +[850.400 --> 855.400] I just wanted to get out of there before she came back with whoever she went to go get. +[855.400 --> 860.400] So I put my wet pee shirt on and we put the diaper on Jacob. +[860.400 --> 866.400] And you could tell by my oldest son's walk he was not super confident in the wipe. +[866.400 --> 868.400] You know what I was like this? +[868.400 --> 871.400] And he kept talking about where he thought he missed. +[871.400 --> 872.400] Can I tell you something? +[872.400 --> 874.400] He was not confident, Wiberk. +[874.400 --> 881.400] His theory was that since he was a right hander, he was strong on the right, but we got on the left. +[881.400 --> 884.400] So he'd always be like, check the left. +[884.400 --> 885.400] Did I get the left? +[885.400 --> 886.400] Check the left. +[889.400 --> 892.400] So he's, well, he's waddling, you know? +[892.400 --> 897.400] And I'm just trying to get out of the store before this trouble, but here she comes, man. +[897.400 --> 900.400] And not with two security guards, with two police officers. +[900.400 --> 913.400] You could tell by the speed with which they walked towards me and the serious look on their faces that she had told them exactly what she saw. +[913.400 --> 918.400] Dude walked right up to me and he goes, hey. +[918.400 --> 926.400] Were you just sureless in the woman's room holding a naked baby upside down asking a woman to see her butthole? +[927.400 --> 930.400] I did, I laughed a little too. +[930.400 --> 935.400] I did because I was like, dude, I'm not going to lie to you when you run it together like that. +[935.400 --> 936.400] It does sound pretty bad. +[936.400 --> 937.400] Yeah, yeah. +[937.400 --> 940.400] Totally get why you walk towards me like that. +[940.400 --> 947.400] But he was like, hey, I go, no, man, you know, no baby changes station and my son had to poop and. +[947.400 --> 948.400] And he goes, oh, what's your kid? +[948.400 --> 949.400] I go right here. +[949.400 --> 952.400] And he was like, well, bring him over. +[952.400 --> 953.400] I need to verify. +[957.400 --> 958.400] I go verify. +[958.400 --> 960.400] Like, he's seven. +[960.400 --> 967.400] You know, he's already a little, I'm comfortable with the wiping situation. +[967.400 --> 972.400] But if you're talking about poop and it's really going to embarrass him, I was like, can we just not do that? +[972.400 --> 979.400] And he was like, no, actually, unless you want to see someone get embarrassed, I was like, no, get him right now. +[979.400 --> 982.400] But I walked over to him, man. +[982.400 --> 985.400] Do you know how badly I wanted to be like, hey, Jeff. +[986.400 --> 988.400] Just come show him. +[988.400 --> 996.400] Oh, he would have been too here to be like, see, I'm strong on the right, but the left is a little weak as probably where it is. +[1000.400 --> 1003.400] I won't say, man, it's a weird time to be a comment. +[1003.400 --> 1009.400] But people ask, you know, the question I get asked the most and I think a lot of people do is what's it like doing comedy during Gantle Culture? +[1009.400 --> 1010.400] That's made up. +[1011.400 --> 1015.400] Anybody who's ever been canceled is now a bigger star than they were before. +[1015.400 --> 1017.400] It's not hurting anyone's career. +[1017.400 --> 1021.400] So don't worry about it. Any type of comedy you want to see is going to be out there somewhere for you. +[1021.400 --> 1025.400] I will tell you, last year, somebody tried to get me a trouble for a joke I was telling. +[1025.400 --> 1028.400] I was telling a joke where this person had an accent. +[1028.400 --> 1031.400] And after a show, somebody was like, you can't do accents anymore. +[1031.400 --> 1035.400] They're offensive. And I was like, you should go back to sleep. +[1036.400 --> 1041.400] Here's a deal, man. Can accents be racist and offensive? Of course they can. +[1041.400 --> 1043.400] They're not when I use them. +[1047.400 --> 1049.400] Y'all, I'm just trying to tell a story. +[1049.400 --> 1054.400] And if I think the accent is important to the story, not gratuitous, but important to the story I'm using the accent. +[1054.400 --> 1057.400] Okay? I know what my intent is and my intent is just to make people laugh. +[1057.400 --> 1062.400] Let me give you the story and then you guys tell me if you think it was offensive. +[1066.400 --> 1068.400] I'm feeling pretty good so far. +[1069.400 --> 1072.400] So when I was a younger guy, man, I lived in a studio apartment. +[1072.400 --> 1075.400] You know, one room with this other guy. +[1075.400 --> 1077.400] And it's our beds are real close to each other. +[1077.400 --> 1080.400] The bed room is the living room is the kitchen, right? +[1080.400 --> 1083.400] And so if you've ever lived in close quarters like that with someone before, +[1083.400 --> 1087.400] and they were somebody who had a lot more sex than you did, +[1089.400 --> 1091.400] there's probably a pretty good chance. +[1092.400 --> 1095.400] You had to pretend like you were asleep at least one time. +[1096.400 --> 1102.400] And so I'm home on a Friday night and my roommate comes in. +[1102.400 --> 1106.400] And he's got this girl with him gorgeous, six-foot, super athletic. +[1106.400 --> 1108.400] We all know her. Super friendly. +[1108.400 --> 1113.400] One of the funniest people I've ever met truly a super successful lawyer. +[1113.400 --> 1116.400] And then they down in my roommate's bed. +[1116.400 --> 1118.400] Oh, and she also happened to be deaf. +[1118.400 --> 1119.400] Okay. +[1121.400 --> 1122.400] Don't get ahead of me. +[1122.400 --> 1123.400] Okay, here we go. +[1123.400 --> 1124.400] All right. +[1125.400 --> 1126.400] So... +[1128.400 --> 1130.400] They're in the bed behind me, right? +[1130.400 --> 1133.400] And I can just... I can hear them kissing just... +[1138.400 --> 1141.400] And then I can hear clothes rustling just... +[1147.400 --> 1149.400] And then they start to have sex. +[1150.400 --> 1152.400] And I just hear... +[1167.400 --> 1171.400] And I was like, is that bed haunted? Like, what the fuck? +[1172.400 --> 1175.400] Are they trying to find a dolphin on sonar over there? +[1175.400 --> 1177.400] What is going on? +[1178.400 --> 1179.400] And then they start to happen to faster. +[1179.400 --> 1181.400] And I was like, hmm, hmm, hmm. +[1181.400 --> 1183.400] And I was like, well, I gotta get out of here. +[1183.400 --> 1184.400] I don't like this at all. +[1184.400 --> 1186.400] This is not making me comfortable, you know? +[1186.400 --> 1189.400] So I tried to sneak out of the bed like a gentleman, you know? +[1189.400 --> 1191.400] And my buddy was like, hey! +[1191.400 --> 1193.400] Don't go anywhere! +[1193.400 --> 1196.400] He goes, if you leave, she's gonna know you can hear us +[1196.400 --> 1198.400] and she's gonna get embarrassed and she's gonna leave. +[1198.400 --> 1200.400] And I was like, dude. +[1202.400 --> 1204.400] Don't talk to me. +[1208.400 --> 1211.400] When you're having sex with her. +[1212.400 --> 1216.400] And he goes like this, he goes, she can't hear me. +[1218.400 --> 1222.400] I was like, hey, I don't feel good. I gotta go, dude. I don't know, I don't like it. +[1222.400 --> 1225.400] He goes, no, you gotta stick it out, man. You gotta stick it out. +[1225.400 --> 1227.400] And I was like, oh... +[1227.400 --> 1229.400] I said, all right, but speed it up! +[1229.400 --> 1238.400] So I got my back to him. Guys, I got the pillow squeezed. +[1238.400 --> 1240.400] So tightly over my ears. +[1240.400 --> 1244.400] No matter how tightly I had him squeezed, every now and then, you know what? +[1244.400 --> 1246.400] It would squeeze through. +[1248.400 --> 1252.400] And I was like, nah, I can't hear that ever again in my life. +[1252.400 --> 1256.400] So I rolled back over and I go, hey, man, how do we speed this up? +[1256.400 --> 1258.400] Do you need me to blow on your ass hole? +[1258.400 --> 1262.400] Like, hey, five minutes a day is worth this being over. +[1262.400 --> 1264.400] So you tell me what you need, dude. +[1264.400 --> 1267.400] You need a couple of my knuckles? I'm in there for you, dude. +[1267.400 --> 1269.400] Tell me where your button is. +[1269.400 --> 1271.400] I'll push that motherfucker right now. +[1281.400 --> 1283.400] I go, what's the problem? He goes, I have no... +[1283.400 --> 1285.400] I don't know why it's taking so long. +[1285.400 --> 1287.400] And I was like, fuck it, me neither. +[1288.400 --> 1289.400] What are we gonna do? +[1289.400 --> 1291.400] He was like, I'm gonna see if she'll go downtown. +[1291.400 --> 1293.400] I mean, sometimes that makes things go faster. +[1293.400 --> 1294.400] I said, okay. +[1297.400 --> 1300.400] So, right, there's beds behind me. +[1300.400 --> 1303.400] And then, by the way, I just, all of a sudden, I can't hear her. +[1303.400 --> 1305.400] But I can hear him. +[1306.400 --> 1308.400] It's worse. +[1310.400 --> 1314.400] It's quiet, and then just like a couple minutes later. +[1314.400 --> 1316.400] Because I still have the pillow over my... +[1316.400 --> 1318.400] I just hear... +[1332.400 --> 1335.400] By the way, remember, my back is to him. +[1335.400 --> 1338.400] And I'm trying not to look, you know? +[1338.400 --> 1340.400] And I just, all I hear is, +[1340.400 --> 1342.400] all I hear is, +[1346.400 --> 1348.400] and I was like, +[1350.400 --> 1353.400] I kind of need to know what that noise is. +[1355.400 --> 1360.400] I wouldn't have forgiven myself if I hadn't turned and just looked once, right? +[1360.400 --> 1363.400] And I turned, and she is going downtown on them. +[1363.400 --> 1366.400] He's scooched up to the top of the bed, right? +[1366.400 --> 1368.400] And I just seem going, +[1372.400 --> 1374.400] So, I just lean in and I go, +[1377.400 --> 1379.400] Dude! +[1384.400 --> 1387.400] What the fuck is happening right now? +[1390.400 --> 1392.400] And I'm going to tell you what he said. +[1392.400 --> 1394.400] I didn't need to write a punchline, because I knew I wouldn't beat it. +[1394.400 --> 1396.400] This is exactly what he said to me. +[1396.400 --> 1398.400] He goes, +[1400.400 --> 1402.400] She's so toothy! +[1406.400 --> 1407.400] I said, what? +[1407.400 --> 1410.400] He goes, yeah, I keep trying to tell him to stop, but she can't hear me? +[1412.400 --> 1413.400] I said, what are you going to do? +[1413.400 --> 1417.400] He goes, why I tried to scoot you out of the way, but I ran out of room, I'm at the top of the bed? +[1418.400 --> 1419.400] I go, what's going to happen? +[1419.400 --> 1421.400] He goes, turn your head, you're not going to see this. +[1421.400 --> 1423.400] Which made me go, what are you going to do? +[1425.400 --> 1432.400] And I turned back just in time, guys, to see him gently cup the side of her head and just go, no! +[1440.400 --> 1445.400] And I will tell you one last thing, man, the guy who was really mad about that joke who caught me outside. +[1446.400 --> 1449.400] He came up to me, he was so specific to me, he was like, hey, +[1450.400 --> 1451.400] That joke, huh? +[1451.400 --> 1455.400] I go, yeah, and he was like, he's still friends with those people and I was like, yeah. +[1455.400 --> 1457.400] And he goes, how's she going to like that joke? +[1457.400 --> 1459.400] And I was like, she's never going to hear it. +[1466.400 --> 1470.400] And if she comes to the show, I'm going to do the joke like this, it'll totally fuck her up. +[1470.400 --> 1472.400] She's not going to know what's happening. +[1475.400 --> 1477.400] Hey, you guys got a good weed up here, by the way. +[1477.400 --> 1478.400] Congratulations. +[1482.400 --> 1487.400] I no longer fly into Canada with weed, I fell for that a couple too many times. +[1492.400 --> 1495.400] I do always fly, I'm a nervous flyer. +[1495.400 --> 1497.400] Are any nervous flyers in here? +[1498.400 --> 1501.400] Yeah, and do you medicate before you get on the plane? +[1501.400 --> 1502.400] You do, yeah, me too. +[1502.400 --> 1504.400] I take like a hundred milligrams of edible. +[1505.400 --> 1507.400] And it's not my first flight, everybody. +[1507.400 --> 1510.400] I've been on a bunch of planes. +[1510.400 --> 1514.400] And yeah, now I've lived in a legal, a state with legal weed for a long time, +[1514.400 --> 1518.400] so my tolerance is probably higher than it should be, or needs to be. +[1518.400 --> 1522.400] But I'll take a hundred milligrams so I can relax and sleep on the plane. +[1522.400 --> 1525.400] Now I'll tell you this about edibles for me. +[1525.400 --> 1530.400] If I can fight through the sleep part of the edible, it makes me super alert. +[1530.400 --> 1533.400] Does that happen to anybody else? Super focused. +[1533.400 --> 1535.400] It gets shit done, right? +[1535.400 --> 1539.400] Okay, so I missed time by edible. +[1539.400 --> 1541.400] I was getting sleepy in the airport. +[1541.400 --> 1543.400] I'm like, I can't fall asleep in the airport. +[1543.400 --> 1545.400] So I fight through the sleep. +[1545.400 --> 1548.400] And when I get on that plane, I am alert like... +[1548.400 --> 1550.400] Alert, right? +[1550.400 --> 1553.400] And so they seat me in the exit row. +[1553.400 --> 1556.400] And it's a small plane, so there's only two seats. +[1556.400 --> 1558.400] And there's nobody next to me. +[1558.400 --> 1561.400] And if you've never been in an exit row before, +[1561.400 --> 1565.400] you take off, the flight attendant will come down to you and say, +[1565.400 --> 1567.400] you're in the exit row. +[1567.400 --> 1572.400] In case of an emergency, I need to know that you're willing and able to assist. +[1572.400 --> 1576.400] And I need a verbal confirmation. +[1576.400 --> 1579.400] So she comes down to me and she goes, you're in the exit row. +[1579.400 --> 1584.400] In case of an emergency, I need to know that you're willing and able to assist. +[1584.400 --> 1586.400] And I need a verbal confirmation. +[1586.400 --> 1588.400] And I look at her and I go, +[1588.400 --> 1590.400] I am ready. +[1590.400 --> 1598.400] And she said, I definitely did not ask you that. +[1598.400 --> 1604.400] She said, I need to know that you're willing and able to assist. +[1604.400 --> 1607.400] And I need a verbal confirmation. +[1607.400 --> 1609.400] And I was like, yeah, I'm willing and able. +[1609.400 --> 1611.400] I'm also ready. +[1611.400 --> 1614.400] She, by the way, she was pretty funny. +[1614.400 --> 1616.400] She was like, that's great. +[1616.400 --> 1618.400] I'll let everyone know. +[1618.400 --> 1622.400] And she walked up the aisle. +[1622.400 --> 1628.400] Now, look, guys, when I'm not focused, I'm lasered in on my job. +[1628.400 --> 1632.400] And my job is to be willing and able to assist. +[1632.400 --> 1636.400] And so I think in order to do that to the best of my capability, +[1636.400 --> 1638.400] I've never been in this position before, +[1638.400 --> 1644.400] I should probably open up a line of communication with the guy in the exit row across me. +[1644.400 --> 1647.400] My thinking at the time is, if shit goes down, +[1647.400 --> 1650.400] it's better to be a team, you know? +[1650.400 --> 1654.400] At least we should have a, you know, a get to know you. +[1654.400 --> 1658.400] So he's got the earbuds in and I'm going, oh, oh, oh. +[1658.400 --> 1661.400] Hey. +[1661.400 --> 1662.400] And he takes his earbuds out. +[1662.400 --> 1670.400] He goes, yeah, I go, hey, dude, we're in the exit row. +[1670.400 --> 1673.400] And, you know, we need to be willing and able to assist. +[1673.400 --> 1679.400] So I thought maybe we should get to know each other. +[1679.400 --> 1684.400] And he goes, why would you think that? +[1684.400 --> 1686.400] And I was like, well, just in case something happens, man, +[1686.400 --> 1689.400] I thought maybe we should have a plan. +[1689.400 --> 1692.400] Just something real quick. +[1692.400 --> 1695.400] And he goes, I'm going to sleep. +[1695.400 --> 1699.400] And then I said, maybe the dumbest thing I've ever said to another human being out loud. +[1699.400 --> 1706.400] I said, I'll cover for you. +[1706.400 --> 1708.400] Yo, he gave me one of these guys. +[1708.400 --> 1711.400] If a stranger does this to you, they don't fucking like you at all. +[1711.400 --> 1713.400] This is a fuck you. +[1713.400 --> 1715.400] That's a fuck you to someone. +[1715.400 --> 1719.400] Ha, ha, right to your face. +[1719.400 --> 1724.400] So the plane takes off. +[1724.400 --> 1728.400] Guys, 15 minutes into the flight, it fucking. +[1729.400 --> 1731.400] Has anyone ever been on the plane? +[1731.400 --> 1733.400] It fucks you up, right? +[1733.400 --> 1736.400] Now I'll tell you something, they scared me so much, guys. +[1736.400 --> 1739.400] That to this day, I'm jumpy, man, I'm jumping. +[1739.400 --> 1743.400] And to this day, if you scare me, I'm going to jazz hand, 100% of the time. +[1743.400 --> 1746.400] Not only am I going to jazz hand, it's going to come along with this noise. +[1746.400 --> 1750.400] Ha, ha, every time. +[1750.400 --> 1753.400] So the plane fucking. +[1753.400 --> 1755.400] Me. +[1755.400 --> 1764.400] The dude in the exit row across from me leans over and he goes, not willing and able. +[1764.400 --> 1768.400] I was scared, I was clutching the pearls and shit, I was like, what is that? +[1768.400 --> 1774.400] I looked out the window and there was lightning and I was like, not me, nope. +[1774.400 --> 1777.400] And here she comes down the aisle. +[1777.400 --> 1784.400] And she, she goes, hey, I go, hey. +[1786.400 --> 1790.400] You remember when we spoke earlier? +[1790.400 --> 1795.400] She goes, yeah, I go and you remember when you asked me if I was willing and able? +[1795.400 --> 1798.400] She was like, yeah, I go, I'm not. +[1798.400 --> 1800.400] She said, you're not willing and able? +[1800.400 --> 1803.400] I go, or ready, I'm not that guy anymore. +[1803.400 --> 1805.400] I don't know where that guy went, but he's not here. +[1805.400 --> 1807.400] So I said, can you switch me out? +[1807.400 --> 1809.400] And she was like, what do you mean? +[1809.400 --> 1814.400] I go, well, don't you have an alternate for the, she said, you think we have an alternate seats for you? +[1814.400 --> 1816.400] Alternate seats for the exit row? +[1816.400 --> 1819.400] And I said, yeah, she was like, no. +[1819.400 --> 1821.400] But it's just a weather pattern, I promise you, it's going to be okay. +[1821.400 --> 1823.400] It's going to be okay. +[1823.400 --> 1824.400] We're going to fly through it. +[1824.400 --> 1825.400] If you need me again, ding me. +[1825.400 --> 1827.400] And I said, okay. +[1827.400 --> 1834.400] So I'm sitting in the exit row and guys, if you've taken an edible before, you've had at least one bad night. +[1834.400 --> 1837.400] We're shit spiraled out of control. +[1837.400 --> 1840.400] And you were just trying to talk yourself down off the ledge. +[1840.400 --> 1843.400] I was doing exactly what all you guys do. +[1843.400 --> 1850.400] I was in that exit row rocking back and forth, going, you're okay. +[1850.400 --> 1853.400] You can't ody on an edible. +[1853.400 --> 1857.400] I don't think does altitude make you higher? +[1857.400 --> 1860.400] Like just fucking spiraling, right? +[1860.400 --> 1866.400] And I'm starting to calm down a little bit in the plane. +[1866.400 --> 1867.400] Me. +[1867.400 --> 1871.400] And I was like, hey, fuck this. +[1871.400 --> 1874.400] And I tapped the dude on the shoulder he's sitting in front of me. +[1874.400 --> 1876.400] Hey, you got to go. +[1876.400 --> 1878.400] Hey, you got to go. +[1878.400 --> 1880.400] Hey, you got to go. +[1880.400 --> 1882.400] Hey, I'll finish this story. +[1882.400 --> 1883.400] You got to go. +[1883.400 --> 1885.400] Yeah, I'm so sorry. +[1885.400 --> 1886.400] I'm so sorry. +[1886.400 --> 1887.400] There's a mic right next to you. +[1887.400 --> 1891.400] I'm not going to get the other any of this. +[1891.400 --> 1894.400] And so, like, I'm like, all right. +[1894.400 --> 1895.400] I'm like, okay. +[1895.400 --> 1897.400] I take the shirt off. +[1897.400 --> 1900.400] Hey, can you, I'm going to say this one time to you and only one time to you. +[1900.400 --> 1901.400] No, look at me. +[1901.400 --> 1902.400] I'm going to say this one time to you. +[1902.400 --> 1905.400] If I have to tell you to quiet down again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. +[1905.400 --> 1906.400] This is my one time. +[1906.400 --> 1907.400] I'm totally with you. +[1907.400 --> 1910.400] Okay, just wanted to say that out loud one time. +[1910.400 --> 1912.400] I want you to stay. +[1912.400 --> 1914.400] Cool, cool, cool, nice. +[1914.400 --> 1918.400] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're good. +[1918.400 --> 1921.400] Four more footsteps and you'd have been fucking out of here. +[1921.400 --> 1922.400] How's it going? +[1922.400 --> 1923.400] Right now. +[1923.400 --> 1929.400] I heard a fucking dead sprint coming down. +[1929.400 --> 1932.400] I'm like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. +[1932.400 --> 1936.400] That was like, Morse code from coming to kick her the fuck out. +[1936.400 --> 1940.400] Cool, thank you, man. +[1940.400 --> 1943.400] Appreciate it. +[1943.400 --> 1947.400] Everybody has not to be dead. +[1947.400 --> 1948.400] That's quiet. +[1948.400 --> 1949.400] I mean, I don't know. +[1949.400 --> 1950.400] Nobody died or anything. +[1950.400 --> 1952.400] We're just kind of pausing down. +[1952.400 --> 1955.400] And then, it's not, I wasn't actually this a man. +[1955.400 --> 1960.400] I want to tell you, this is not, I've performed a gazillion times. +[1960.400 --> 1966.400] So I wanted to, I want you to know that, this is one of the things that I love the most, the most about live shows. +[1966.400 --> 1970.400] I, I, I've done shows where all of the lights went out. +[1970.400 --> 1973.400] And I couldn't use a microphone. +[1973.400 --> 1978.400] I actually had to go pee in the middle of that show. +[1978.400 --> 1982.400] It was in Salt Lake and I said, and I was, +[1982.400 --> 1985.400] I have nobody to help you wear. +[1985.400 --> 1990.400] Nobody's following me in. +[1990.400 --> 1994.400] But some dude did. +[1994.400 --> 1999.400] Tio, and he stood at the urinal next to me. +[1999.400 --> 2003.400] Didn't take his dick out. +[2003.400 --> 2006.400] And I'm peeing or fucking trying to. +[2006.400 --> 2007.400] Do you know what I mean? +[2007.400 --> 2008.400] A little bit of stage fright. +[2008.400 --> 2010.400] I'm like, what's happening right now? +[2010.400 --> 2015.400] And he looks at me and he goes, never thought I'd be this close to you. +[2015.400 --> 2023.400] I'm like, and by the way, I'm thinking, if I thought it was uncomfortable before, it is fucking on a 10 right now. +[2023.400 --> 2027.400] I've seen people of a couple finger bang each other. +[2027.400 --> 2030.400] Oh my god, yeah. +[2030.400 --> 2033.400] Well, it wasn't like each other. +[2033.400 --> 2037.400] It was, it was just him. +[2037.400 --> 2042.400] Yeah, it wasn't like a fuck. +[2042.400 --> 2044.400] Yeah, that happened in Cleveland. +[2044.400 --> 2046.400] The weirdest part wasn't the finger bang. +[2046.400 --> 2050.400] It was that he eyeballed me the whole fucking time. +[2050.400 --> 2052.400] I was like, this is some prison shit right now. +[2052.400 --> 2053.400] I'm not kind of out of it. +[2053.400 --> 2059.400] I mean, I'm hard, but whatever. +[2059.400 --> 2062.400] So what my point is, I like live shows, man. +[2062.400 --> 2066.400] And it's one of the reasons I did, I recorded here in a place like this. +[2066.400 --> 2069.400] Because it's a wake, it's alive. +[2069.400 --> 2073.400] There's a fucking energy in here. +[2073.400 --> 2078.400] P.M. Malfke, where was I? +[2078.400 --> 2084.400] Oh, what's that? +[2084.400 --> 2085.400] Second drop. +[2085.400 --> 2089.400] Thank you so much. +[2089.400 --> 2095.400] Okay, well listen, we'll see if this joke works when you stop it for 10 minutes. +[2095.400 --> 2106.400] I wish I could do like, you know, they recap at the beginning of a show where I just go, let me just... +[2106.400 --> 2108.400] You tapped the guy on the shoulder. +[2108.400 --> 2110.400] Yeah, nope, thanks. +[2110.400 --> 2112.400] P.M. Malfke is paying attention. +[2112.400 --> 2115.400] Holy shit. +[2115.400 --> 2116.400] Well, that's a tough nickname. +[2116.400 --> 2117.400] I'll come up with a different one for you. +[2117.400 --> 2122.400] I don't do that to make you fuck. +[2122.400 --> 2127.400] So the... +[2127.400 --> 2130.400] Okay. +[2130.400 --> 2139.400] And it's out the dude on the shoulder. +[2139.400 --> 2140.400] He's sitting in front of me. +[2140.400 --> 2142.400] And I'm like, hey. +[2142.400 --> 2143.400] And he goes, what's up? +[2143.400 --> 2149.400] I go, how's this flight been for you? +[2149.400 --> 2150.400] And he goes, it's fine. +[2150.400 --> 2153.400] I go, cool, switch seats with me. +[2153.400 --> 2154.400] And he was like, what? +[2154.400 --> 2155.400] I go, dude, I don't know if you know this. +[2155.400 --> 2159.400] But back in this row, you have to be willing and able to assist. +[2159.400 --> 2161.400] I'm just not anymore. +[2161.400 --> 2163.400] So just switch seats with me. +[2163.400 --> 2165.400] And he goes, dude, I don't want to sit back there. +[2165.400 --> 2166.400] That seat doesn't recline. +[2166.400 --> 2172.400] Guys, you know, I walked on the plane 100 milligrams of confidence. +[2172.400 --> 2175.400] I am now 100 milligrams of anxiety. +[2175.400 --> 2177.400] And I'm trying to explain to this dude, +[2177.400 --> 2179.400] yo man, this is where the heroes sit. +[2179.400 --> 2180.400] Do you know what I mean? +[2180.400 --> 2184.400] This is who helps the survivors off the plane, bro. +[2184.400 --> 2186.400] I can't even help myself right now. +[2186.400 --> 2188.400] I need you to sit here. +[2188.400 --> 2190.400] I'm 100 milligrams of anxiety, guys. +[2190.400 --> 2192.400] I'm trying to explain to this dude why he's so important. +[2192.400 --> 2195.400] And he stands up and he says this to me. +[2195.400 --> 2198.400] He goes, hey, dude, if we crash, everybody dies. +[2198.400 --> 2200.400] It doesn't matter where he's sitting. +[2200.400 --> 2202.400] pyt rocky bye man. +[2202.400 --> 2203.400] Just chill out. +[2218.040 --> 2219.400] Yeah, she came running down. +[2219.400 --> 2221.160] I hit the button 17 times. +[2221.160 --> 2223.160] I think she knew something was up, you know? +[2223.160 --> 2228.160] She goes, yeah, I go ahead and just said if we crash, +[2228.160 --> 2235.440] on this plane and she goes, could you keep your voice down a little bit? +[2235.440 --> 2239.760] She said, first of all, we're not crashing. +[2239.760 --> 2241.720] We're not crashing. +[2241.720 --> 2243.040] We're not crashing. +[2243.040 --> 2246.960] And she looks at the guy and she goes, why? +[2246.960 --> 2249.600] Why would you tell him everybody dies? +[2249.600 --> 2252.400] Why would you say that to him? +[2252.400 --> 2257.800] And the guy goes, he's a grown man. +[2257.800 --> 2258.800] I'm not stunned a little bit. +[2258.800 --> 2259.800] I'm not going to lie to you. +[2259.800 --> 2260.800] I was like, oh. +[2260.800 --> 2263.400] I don't blame a man. +[2263.400 --> 2264.800] He's sat in front of two. +[2264.800 --> 2271.200] He's not sure what's happening behind him really. +[2271.200 --> 2273.240] So I say to her, I go, look, I'm about to freak out. +[2273.240 --> 2278.200] I don't feel prepared or ready for this seat and switch me out. +[2278.200 --> 2281.000] And she goes, I really don't know what to do. +[2281.000 --> 2283.440] We've already calibrated the weight on the plane. +[2283.440 --> 2287.760] And I was like, well, what if I don't believe in that? +[2287.760 --> 2290.960] She was like, that doesn't matter. +[2290.960 --> 2292.040] I said, I don't know what to do. +[2292.040 --> 2294.320] And she goes, me neither. +[2294.320 --> 2296.240] We're just going to have to see how it goes. +[2296.240 --> 2301.640] And I was like, I asked the captain. +[2301.640 --> 2302.560] She was like, what? +[2302.560 --> 2303.640] I go, ask. +[2303.640 --> 2306.520] If the captain makes an announcement and is like, hey, +[2306.520 --> 2309.080] well, someone switched seats with us due because he's scared. +[2312.680 --> 2315.080] Someone, everybody loves the captain. +[2315.080 --> 2317.600] Somebody's going to be like, fucking, I, I, Captain. +[2317.600 --> 2319.760] And they're going to come by and they're going to switch seats with me. +[2319.760 --> 2321.600] It's a Jimmy Favourite Ask the Captain. +[2321.600 --> 2325.360] And she goes, you want me to ask the captain +[2325.360 --> 2331.600] to see if someone will switch seats with you because you're scared? +[2331.600 --> 2334.040] And I was like, yeah, that would be great. +[2334.040 --> 2334.320] Thanks. +[2334.320 --> 2334.920] I appreciate it. +[2334.920 --> 2336.320] Yeah. +[2336.320 --> 2337.080] Guys, not kidding. +[2337.080 --> 2337.760] Five minutes later. +[2337.760 --> 2358.000] You could tell by that side, he did not want to make that particular announcement at all. +[2358.000 --> 2366.320] And he was just like, this is Captain speaking. +[2366.320 --> 2373.320] I want to apologize. +[2373.320 --> 2374.320] I understand. +[2374.320 --> 2377.320] Let's get a little bumpy back there. +[2377.320 --> 2379.320] I'll tell you what we're going to do. +[2379.320 --> 2381.320] It's just a little bit of a weather pattern. +[2381.320 --> 2386.080] We're going to go ahead and fly around it. +[2386.080 --> 2388.320] Might add a couple minutes to the trip. +[2388.320 --> 2395.880] But I think one person's going to be really happy. +[2395.880 --> 2398.320] And no switch seats, OK? +[2398.320 --> 2399.880] He said that with his real voice. +[2399.880 --> 2402.360] That's not his sexy one. +[2402.360 --> 2405.000] He was like, hey, dude, he was talking to me. +[2405.000 --> 2407.960] And I white knuckle the rest of the flight. +[2407.960 --> 2417.120] When you land, a lot of times the flight attendant and pilot will greet you on your way off +[2417.120 --> 2418.120] the plane. +[2418.120 --> 2419.040] Thank you for flying on this. +[2419.040 --> 2420.800] We appreciate your business. +[2420.800 --> 2421.640] Thank you for flying on this. +[2421.640 --> 2423.040] We appreciate your business. +[2423.040 --> 2424.040] Thank you for flying with us. +[2424.040 --> 2425.840] We appreciate your business. +[2425.840 --> 2434.440] And I walked up and she was just like, and he reached into his pocket. +[2434.440 --> 2438.920] And he gave me a set of those little wings that they give kids. +[2438.920 --> 2440.240] He goes, here you go, little buddy. +[2440.240 --> 2441.240] He called me little buddy. +[2441.240 --> 2451.720] We want to think, I think, Jacob, and I, we're most different on, is like, when I told +[2451.720 --> 2456.000] him that I had a fuck your feelings relationship with my friends. +[2456.000 --> 2460.600] And that doesn't mean we love each other, but it means you can say whatever you want to +[2460.600 --> 2461.600] eat. +[2461.600 --> 2463.600] You say the worst things to your best friends. +[2463.600 --> 2464.920] That's what happens. +[2464.920 --> 2467.520] That's why they're your best friends, you know? +[2467.520 --> 2473.600] And I had this group of dudes that I went to a spring break on. +[2473.600 --> 2476.480] Definitely a fuck your feelings group of dudes. +[2476.480 --> 2480.840] And by the way, if you have feelings, you're in the wrong friend group. +[2480.840 --> 2483.840] That's basically how that goes, you know? +[2483.840 --> 2491.320] And I remember one time, we, by the way, when I was a freshman, I didn't do, I did drugs, +[2491.320 --> 2494.160] but because I didn't do them in high school. +[2494.160 --> 2497.320] I didn't do in high school because my brothers did him and I was like, well, they did +[2497.320 --> 2498.320] him. +[2498.320 --> 2501.320] I'm just going to do all mine when I leave the house, like a gentleman, you know? +[2501.320 --> 2505.320] And so the first year, I was really into a drug called ecstasy. +[2505.320 --> 2506.320] Okay? +[2506.320 --> 2509.280] We know who's holding in here. +[2510.000 --> 2513.160] But, and I'll tell you something about ecstasy guys. +[2513.160 --> 2517.240] Ecstasy is the only drug I ever took that changed me physically. +[2517.240 --> 2520.360] You could tell by looking at me that I was doing ecstasy. +[2520.360 --> 2521.600] It's the only drug, okay? +[2521.600 --> 2525.480] So for whatever reason, and I don't know why, but for whatever reason, when I took ecstasy, +[2525.480 --> 2531.000] my right eye stopped working. +[2531.000 --> 2533.080] And every now and then, it would pop open like, what's going on? +[2533.080 --> 2537.480] Nothing cool and just shut again. +[2537.480 --> 2543.400] Not only fat, but my lower lip, not my upper lip, just my lower lip got super dry. +[2543.400 --> 2546.600] So I was this dude. +[2546.600 --> 2555.320] Walking around trying to big up girls, like, what's up? +[2555.320 --> 2556.280] And I'll tell you something else. +[2556.280 --> 2559.800] So when I was, I really wanted to have sex on this spring break. +[2559.800 --> 2563.080] And I thought the only way for me to have sex, and I don't know why I thought this, was +[2563.080 --> 2564.840] if I danced with somebody. +[2564.840 --> 2566.520] And I didn't know how to dance. +[2566.520 --> 2568.800] So I was like, I want to invent my own dance. +[2568.800 --> 2571.120] This is pre-YouTube, pre-tick talk. +[2571.120 --> 2573.280] Guys my age, we were not out inventing dances. +[2573.280 --> 2576.760] Pee in my mouth guys, not in dancing dances, right? +[2576.760 --> 2583.080] And so I was like, if I make it weird enough, I think somebody might have sex with me. +[2583.080 --> 2588.760] So I go to the club, we're at spring break, me and these dudes, and around the club, and +[2588.760 --> 2590.480] I see this girl. +[2590.480 --> 2593.760] And I walk up to her and I'm like, ha ha ha. +[2593.760 --> 2600.760] I will tell you by the way, look, I was not confident in approaching women. +[2600.760 --> 2603.480] I was, if I had met you before, I could talk to you about anything. +[2603.480 --> 2606.360] But if I had never met you before, it was so hard for me. +[2606.360 --> 2612.680] And guys who could walk up to a group of women, man, that is take your dick out energy. +[2612.680 --> 2614.680] I just never fucking had, you know? +[2614.680 --> 2621.480] And plus, I think somewhere in the DNA of men is Hunter. +[2621.480 --> 2625.880] And the Hunter's instinct is not to attack the pack. +[2625.880 --> 2628.840] I'm going after the three-legged animal, up down by the watering hole. +[2628.840 --> 2630.240] Are you kidding me right now? +[2630.240 --> 2631.240] I don't want a runner. +[2631.240 --> 2633.400] I want one with a limp that can't get away. +[2633.400 --> 2634.400] This is the one I want. +[2634.400 --> 2639.480] I'm not trying to make it harder on myself, everybody, you know? +[2639.480 --> 2646.840] So I walk up to this girl and I'm like, ha ha. +[2646.840 --> 2656.760] I said, you... +[2656.760 --> 2658.920] You want a dance? +[2658.920 --> 2662.120] And she said, absolutely not. +[2662.120 --> 2663.120] She started to walk away. +[2663.120 --> 2664.120] I go, hey, don't go anywhere. +[2664.120 --> 2665.120] I invented my own dance. +[2665.120 --> 2668.760] And if you dance with me, I'll show it to you. +[2668.760 --> 2671.920] And she said, are you a good dancer? +[2671.920 --> 2674.920] And I was like, not particularly, no. +[2674.920 --> 2678.160] And she said, then I will absolutely dance with you. +[2678.160 --> 2682.000] However, if you stop doing the dance at any point in time during the song, I'm done. +[2682.000 --> 2683.440] I get to see it the whole time. +[2683.440 --> 2685.560] And I was like, yeah, absolutely. +[2685.560 --> 2691.360] And so, look, I had only practiced the dance to one song. +[2691.360 --> 2692.760] So I needed the DJ to play the song. +[2692.760 --> 2696.160] I wasn't confident that I could do the dance to a different song, right? +[2696.160 --> 2698.840] So I walk up to that girl, let me get the DJ to play my song. +[2698.840 --> 2703.480] And I walk up to the DJ and I'm like, hey, man. +[2703.480 --> 2712.360] I invented my own dance. +[2712.360 --> 2718.160] And he goes, I can't take a one good reason why you tell me that. +[2718.160 --> 2720.400] And I go, oh, no, no, no. +[2720.400 --> 2722.120] This girl, she's going to dance with me. +[2722.120 --> 2723.280] I'm going to do the dance. +[2723.280 --> 2725.120] I'm going to get laid for sure. +[2725.120 --> 2726.480] I go play the song. +[2726.480 --> 2727.480] And he goes, what's the song? +[2727.480 --> 2728.480] And I tell him. +[2728.480 --> 2730.320] And he was like, it's too late for that song. +[2730.320 --> 2732.920] If you come back tomorrow or 10, I'll play it for both of you. +[2732.920 --> 2734.720] And I was like, well, how am I going to get her back here? +[2734.720 --> 2736.520] And he, this dude, just leaned outside the booth. +[2736.520 --> 2738.880] He goes, hey, hey, come back tomorrow or 10. +[2738.880 --> 2739.880] I'll play the song. +[2739.880 --> 2743.400] He'll do the dance. +[2743.400 --> 2746.000] So I show up in 945 the next night, guys, fucking. +[2746.000 --> 2747.000] Ha, ha, ha, ha. +[2751.320 --> 2755.000] And in she walks, but she's not by herself tonight. +[2755.000 --> 2756.040] Oh, no, come on, man. +[2756.040 --> 2758.280] Every woman in here knows. +[2758.280 --> 2760.680] She went home to her friends and she was like, hey, +[2760.680 --> 2761.320] guess what? +[2761.320 --> 2764.360] We're doing tomorrow. +[2764.360 --> 2766.920] Some dry lit pirate invented his own dance. +[2773.160 --> 2774.160] So they walk in. +[2774.160 --> 2775.160] We're waving each other. +[2775.160 --> 2777.040] It's getting near 10 o'clock. +[2777.040 --> 2778.960] And the dance force about this big. +[2778.960 --> 2781.600] And I say to her, I go, hey, maybe on the dance floor, +[2781.600 --> 2783.800] I got to get him to play the song. +[2783.800 --> 2785.320] She goes, OK. +[2785.320 --> 2790.320] So I walk up to the DJ and I go, hey, man, this fucking guy, +[2790.320 --> 2797.120] I go, hey, man, you remember me? +[2797.120 --> 2801.320] And he goes, yeah, dude. +[2801.320 --> 2802.720] And he was like, you get the song? +[2802.720 --> 2803.480] You ready for the song? +[2803.480 --> 2804.960] I go, I'm ready for the song. +[2804.960 --> 2806.920] I go, play the song. +[2806.920 --> 2807.760] I'm on, do the dance. +[2807.760 --> 2808.640] I'm going to lay for sure. +[2808.640 --> 2809.560] I go, but give me a good intro. +[2809.560 --> 2810.600] Give me a good intro. +[2810.600 --> 2813.120] And he goes, OK. +[2813.120 --> 2817.840] So by the way, was anybody in here partying in the 90s? +[2817.840 --> 2818.240] OK. +[2818.240 --> 2820.320] So for those of us party in the 90s, +[2820.320 --> 2823.360] we will tell you that if MTV was on your spring break, +[2823.360 --> 2826.200] it was the fucking place to bid. +[2826.200 --> 2828.600] Not only, by the way, MTV used to play music videos. +[2834.840 --> 2837.640] And not only was MTV at the spring break, guys, +[2837.640 --> 2843.200] the king of MTV spring break, Paulie fucking sure was there. +[2843.200 --> 2846.040] Now look, man, whatever you, Paulie's a great dude, +[2846.040 --> 2846.880] great comic. +[2846.880 --> 2849.360] And back when I was going on spring break, +[2849.360 --> 2853.400] if he was at your spring break, that was going to be a good fucking time. +[2853.400 --> 2856.600] And so, and they're teasing every bar you walk into, +[2856.600 --> 2858.840] teases, hey, Paulie's coming tonight. +[2858.840 --> 2859.960] Because there was no social media. +[2859.960 --> 2861.720] So you just stuck around. +[2861.720 --> 2864.120] And so they were telling the people in the club all night, +[2864.120 --> 2864.960] Paulie's coming. +[2864.960 --> 2867.600] And they would have one person walk to the crowd every hour +[2867.600 --> 2868.960] and go, hey, we're about to make the announcement. +[2868.960 --> 2871.440] So everybody's waiting for this announcement, right? +[2871.440 --> 2874.520] So I go to the guy, I go, hey, give me a good intro. +[2874.520 --> 2876.840] And he goes, OK. +[2876.840 --> 2878.480] And he turns off the music. +[2878.480 --> 2883.360] And he goes, spring break, how we doing? +[2883.360 --> 2887.080] And the whole place fucking, yeah. +[2887.080 --> 2890.880] And he goes, are you ready for the reason you came here tonight? +[2894.800 --> 2898.400] The place is like, whoa. +[2898.400 --> 2902.920] And he goes, are you ready for the thing you came here to see? +[2902.920 --> 2905.800] And people were fucking, yeah. +[2906.800 --> 2908.800] Are you ready for the thing? +[2908.800 --> 2912.520] You're going to tell your friends about tomorrow. +[2912.520 --> 2915.240] And they're going to be like, I should have come with you +[2915.240 --> 2917.360] last night. +[2917.360 --> 2920.440] The place starts chanting his name. +[2920.440 --> 2924.920] Paulie, Paulie, Paulie, they're going fucking crazy, right? +[2924.920 --> 2926.280] And he goes, that's right. +[2926.280 --> 2928.640] But first, my friend Josh invented a dance. +[2931.520 --> 2933.480] And he goes, he's going to show it to you right now +[2933.480 --> 2935.400] in the whole place. +[2935.400 --> 2936.440] Right? +[2936.440 --> 2938.760] And I'm walking up to the dance floor. +[2938.760 --> 2941.320] And he goes, and he said, if I play this song, +[2941.320 --> 2943.840] he's getting laid for sure. +[2943.840 --> 2944.840] And I was like, oh. +[2953.480 --> 2954.800] So I walk up to the dance floor. +[2954.800 --> 2958.680] Dance floor is about this size, OK? +[2958.680 --> 2959.680] And maybe a little bigger. +[2959.680 --> 2962.640] It's empty. +[2962.640 --> 2964.360] They're not letting anyone on the dance floor +[2964.360 --> 2966.120] except for the two of us. +[2966.120 --> 2969.000] They're calling it a dance contest. +[2969.000 --> 2972.640] And if you want to watch, you have to stand along the railing. +[2972.640 --> 2976.920] So everyone's just me and her in the middle. +[2976.920 --> 2978.840] And I walk up to her and I'm like, ah. +[2989.240 --> 2990.200] By the way, here was my plan. +[2990.200 --> 2991.880] You wonder what my plan was? +[2991.880 --> 2992.720] This is a good plan. +[2992.720 --> 2994.520] How old are you, young man? +[2994.520 --> 2995.640] Right there, how old are you? +[2995.640 --> 2997.760] Yeah, with the beard. +[2997.760 --> 3000.360] This dude right up in front of you is 20? +[3000.360 --> 3001.400] Oh, yeah. +[3001.400 --> 3002.760] You're 19. +[3002.760 --> 3003.760] Yeah, dude. +[3003.760 --> 3006.360] You have the 19-year-old, you know, +[3006.360 --> 3008.440] and you can only grow the hair under the chin. +[3008.440 --> 3009.840] Do you know what I mean? +[3009.840 --> 3010.840] It's very amish. +[3010.840 --> 3012.600] I appreciate you being here, Jebadiah. +[3012.600 --> 3013.400] Thanks for seeing me. +[3013.400 --> 3014.360] Thanks for stopping by. +[3014.360 --> 3017.360] APPLAUSE +[3017.360 --> 3018.200] But yeah, man. +[3018.200 --> 3020.680] So I was your age when this was going down. +[3020.680 --> 3023.200] And I'm going to tell you what's your name? +[3023.200 --> 3024.400] Caleb. +[3024.400 --> 3025.880] So here's what was happening. +[3025.880 --> 3026.800] And here was my plan. +[3026.800 --> 3030.040] And my plan was I was going to tell this girl the name of the dance. +[3030.040 --> 3034.240] Because if you invented dance, you got to name it. +[3034.240 --> 3035.480] It's going to tell the name of the dance. +[3035.480 --> 3036.720] She was going to dance with me. +[3036.720 --> 3039.640] And then we were going to have sex. +[3039.640 --> 3041.040] Yep. +[3041.040 --> 3044.720] He's like, yeah, I don't see any problem with that plan at all. +[3044.720 --> 3045.800] Yeah, AB fuck. +[3045.800 --> 3046.800] I had the same plan. +[3046.800 --> 3048.280] I would have gone with the same thing. +[3050.880 --> 3051.880] I am. +[3061.560 --> 3063.200] Are the finger-mangers back? +[3063.200 --> 3064.440] That was amazing. +[3064.440 --> 3068.440] APPLAUSE +[3077.600 --> 3080.400] So I'm going to name the dance. +[3080.400 --> 3083.040] So I walk up to her and I lean into her and I go. +[3088.040 --> 3088.800] I go. +[3098.360 --> 3100.280] Are you ready to see the giddy up? +[3103.840 --> 3107.080] She said, wait, is that the name of the dance? +[3107.080 --> 3107.880] And I said, yeah. +[3107.880 --> 3108.640] And she goes, hold on. +[3108.640 --> 3111.120] She tears her friends and she goes, hey, +[3111.120 --> 3112.400] it's going to be better than we thought. +[3117.400 --> 3122.000] And so by the way, do you guys want to hear this song? +[3122.000 --> 3123.000] Yeah. +[3123.000 --> 3124.000] Do you want to see the dance? +[3128.000 --> 3130.360] I'm going to do that right now. +[3130.360 --> 3133.160] Hold on, I'm going to suck it. +[3133.160 --> 3134.560] Listen, it's funny. +[3134.560 --> 3136.000] I see a couple dudes around my age. +[3136.000 --> 3136.960] I started to stretch the hammy. +[3136.960 --> 3137.680] They were like, good move. +[3137.680 --> 3138.520] That's as bad. +[3138.520 --> 3140.040] I would have done this thing. +[3140.040 --> 3141.960] Unprepared movement, that is not right. +[3141.960 --> 3142.760] No. +[3142.760 --> 3144.200] I'll tell you how old I am. +[3144.200 --> 3146.720] I'm at an age that if I step down a curb +[3146.720 --> 3148.920] and it's a quarter inch longer than I thought it was going +[3148.920 --> 3150.960] to be, I'm going to be laid up for about six months. +[3150.960 --> 3154.600] That's going to be the end of my fucking life. +[3154.600 --> 3156.920] Yeah, so you don't obtain so like, yeah. +[3156.920 --> 3158.760] I got to stretch out Caleb. +[3158.760 --> 3160.200] So what happens when you get a little older +[3160.200 --> 3162.440] is you pull muscles. +[3162.440 --> 3164.840] You are at an age where you still think that's +[3164.840 --> 3166.200] a euphemism for jerking off. +[3166.200 --> 3167.840] It is not. +[3167.840 --> 3169.280] You're like, I pulled the muscle today. +[3169.280 --> 3170.120] Oh. +[3177.400 --> 3179.560] Here's a deal. +[3179.560 --> 3180.520] OK. +[3180.520 --> 3183.160] Hey, OK. +[3183.160 --> 3185.000] So I walk up to her and I go, wait a second. +[3189.080 --> 3193.560] I walk up to her and I go, no. +[3197.040 --> 3200.240] I said, do you want to see the giddy up? +[3200.240 --> 3203.200] And she was like, yeah, and I go, DJ, get it. +[3210.000 --> 3210.840] Stop, stop, stop. +[3210.840 --> 3214.240] That's the whole dance. +[3214.240 --> 3217.040] But guys, I'd only practice 15 seconds at a time. +[3217.040 --> 3220.080] That's a fucking four-minute song. +[3220.080 --> 3222.720] So you know how hard it is to do that? +[3222.720 --> 3223.520] That's bad. +[3223.520 --> 3225.920] At a CrossFit class, you didn't fucking sign up for it, +[3225.920 --> 3226.760] guys. +[3226.760 --> 3228.680] I was wreathed two minutes in. +[3228.680 --> 3230.320] I was gassed. +[3230.320 --> 3232.320] There was sweat dripping off of my body. +[3232.320 --> 3235.760] But I remember her saying, if you stop, I'm done. +[3235.760 --> 3238.440] So at one point, I was for real. +[3238.440 --> 3239.200] So gassed. +[3239.200 --> 3245.040] I was doing it like, I won't put it look behind me. +[3245.040 --> 3246.440] And there were like 50 people like. +[3249.720 --> 3251.040] It was amazing. +[3251.040 --> 3254.040] But the end of the song, because I had no idea, four minutes. +[3254.040 --> 3257.280] And I'm just gas, right? +[3257.280 --> 3262.120] She didn't want to rub my back because it was soaking wet. +[3262.120 --> 3262.800] But I'm breathing. +[3262.800 --> 3267.560] I'm like, ha, ha, ha, ha. +[3267.560 --> 3270.840] Ha, ha. +[3270.840 --> 3275.240] And she goes, it was a great giddy up. +[3275.240 --> 3276.040] And I said, thanks a lot. +[3276.040 --> 3279.800] Yeah, that was pretty good. +[3279.800 --> 3281.040] She said, you ought to be proud of yourself. +[3281.040 --> 3282.640] There were like 400 people doing the giddy up. +[3282.640 --> 3287.320] Guys, everybody in that club was doing the giddy up. +[3287.320 --> 3288.480] For fucking right. +[3288.480 --> 3290.640] Woo! +[3290.640 --> 3295.480] Yo, in my ecstasy brain, I was like, I guess I'm the dance guy now. +[3295.480 --> 3297.560] Ha, ha, ha. +[3297.560 --> 3299.840] No need to go back to college for this guy. +[3299.840 --> 3300.840] Oh, oh, oh, oh. +[3303.000 --> 3304.520] Some gabs. +[3304.520 --> 3306.760] And she says, hey, do you want to grab a drink? +[3306.760 --> 3309.360] I go, do you want to grab one with my friends tonight? +[3309.360 --> 3311.880] And she was like, yeah, absolutely. +[3311.880 --> 3312.880] And she said, I'll meet you down there. +[3312.880 --> 3314.120] I said, cool. +[3314.120 --> 3316.480] I'm walking down to my friends. +[3316.480 --> 3318.640] And I have a very fuck your feelings relationship +[3318.640 --> 3320.600] with my buddies, like I said. +[3320.600 --> 3321.840] And if you're in one of these groups, +[3321.840 --> 3324.480] you know that people are hardest on each other +[3324.480 --> 3328.440] when you do something good. +[3328.440 --> 3328.960] Right? +[3328.960 --> 3332.840] If you crush something, they're going to lay into you even harder. +[3332.840 --> 3335.960] And how could I have crushed the giddy up more than that? +[3335.960 --> 3338.040] 400 people doing it. +[3338.040 --> 3339.520] If you're in one of these friend groups, +[3339.520 --> 3342.800] what you know is you're almost looking forward to your turn. +[3342.800 --> 3344.440] Do you know what I mean? +[3344.440 --> 3345.320] You give it out. +[3345.320 --> 3346.640] It's just as fun to get it. +[3346.640 --> 3349.680] And I knew I was going to get it so savagely +[3349.680 --> 3353.720] because I had just crushed that. +[3353.720 --> 3356.720] Do you know how embarrassed they were for me? +[3359.480 --> 3361.680] Do you know how badly they fell for me? +[3361.680 --> 3363.920] One of my friends stood up and gave me a hug. +[3367.040 --> 3369.040] He rubbed my back and he said, I like how +[3369.040 --> 3370.680] you always put yourself out there. +[3370.680 --> 3371.680] I was like, what? +[3377.160 --> 3379.360] And then she comes down and she goes, hey, +[3379.360 --> 3380.600] and I go, hey, she goes, these are your friends? +[3380.600 --> 3381.440] I go, yeah. +[3381.440 --> 3384.160] She goes, hey, did you guys see the giddy up? +[3384.160 --> 3387.160] And my buddy goes, is that what you named that fucking dance? +[3389.640 --> 3392.000] I go, yeah, and he goes, she said, +[3392.000 --> 3394.520] are you coming home with me or what? +[3394.520 --> 3396.040] And I was like, yeah. +[3397.040 --> 3400.680] And my buddy looked at her and he goes, be honest. +[3400.680 --> 3402.480] This is a make-of-wish situation. +[3402.480 --> 3403.320] Or... +[3403.320 --> 3406.320] LAUGHTER +[3409.720 --> 3412.480] I will tell you, this was a monumental moment in my life, +[3412.480 --> 3413.480] everybody. +[3413.480 --> 3414.960] I'm going to tell you why, not just because I +[3414.960 --> 3416.040] had sex with a stranger. +[3416.040 --> 3418.800] Oh, ho, ho. +[3418.800 --> 3420.440] It's the first night that I realized +[3420.440 --> 3422.200] that being embarrassed is bullshit. +[3422.200 --> 3424.600] It's made up in your own head. +[3424.600 --> 3427.680] Being embarrassed is predicated on what you think +[3427.680 --> 3430.480] other people are thinking about you. +[3430.480 --> 3435.480] And then when you realize that one, nobody's thinking about you. +[3435.480 --> 3437.600] Nobody notices you. +[3437.600 --> 3438.880] And nobody gives a shit about you. +[3438.880 --> 3440.720] I'm including myself in this. +[3440.720 --> 3442.080] Nobody gives a fuck. +[3442.080 --> 3445.480] So why would you let any of those people dictate +[3445.480 --> 3448.240] one second of your life, right? +[3448.240 --> 3454.080] CHEERING AND APPLAUSE +[3454.080 --> 3455.440] Because you're in your own head. +[3455.440 --> 3458.800] And how I know that is, guys, I stated this woman's hotel room +[3458.800 --> 3460.200] long enough to sober up. +[3460.200 --> 3463.400] LAUGHTER +[3463.400 --> 3465.200] And so as I looked back on the night, +[3465.200 --> 3470.120] I realized, oh, it didn't go quite as well as I thought it did. +[3470.120 --> 3472.080] That wasn't 400 people dancing with me. +[3472.080 --> 3474.720] That was 400 people dancing at me, right? +[3474.720 --> 3478.080] They...it was a humiliating situation. +[3478.080 --> 3481.360] And as I thought about it, I'm like, did I name that? +[3481.360 --> 3483.000] The fucking kitty-up light. +[3484.000 --> 3485.280] LAUGHTER +[3485.280 --> 3488.560] And I started to get humiliated and ashamed and embarrassed. +[3488.560 --> 3492.360] And I turned to her because I needed to know I go tell me something. +[3492.360 --> 3494.160] What am I doing here? +[3494.160 --> 3496.880] Like, you saw that dance? +[3496.880 --> 3499.240] Why am I here? +[3499.240 --> 3503.880] And she was like, are you kidding me? +[3503.880 --> 3508.240] You humiliated yourself in front of 400 people. +[3508.240 --> 3512.440] All on the off chance that I might have sex with you. +[3512.440 --> 3514.880] I found that very sexy, very charming. +[3514.880 --> 3516.440] LAUGHTER +[3516.440 --> 3518.440] CHEERING +[3520.440 --> 3525.880] And then I was like, I might need to rethink how I walk about this world right now. +[3525.880 --> 3527.600] So I'm walking home. +[3527.600 --> 3530.680] And it's about five or six in the morning, something like that. +[3530.680 --> 3533.160] And I just had sex with a stranger. +[3533.160 --> 3536.560] Oh, ho, ho. +[3536.560 --> 3542.080] I was clearly on my way home to be a dance instructor of some kind, right? +[3542.080 --> 3544.480] And I'm feeling pretty good about myself. +[3544.480 --> 3546.680] I do like that life is unpredictable. +[3546.680 --> 3551.200] I do like that, right, when you think you have everything figured out, +[3551.200 --> 3552.840] life's like, is that your dick? +[3552.840 --> 3555.960] And you're like, this is life. I forgot, right? +[3555.960 --> 3559.120] And life definitely kicked me in the dick that day. +[3559.120 --> 3561.960] I'm walking to the beach when I used to take X to see it made me think +[3561.960 --> 3563.880] that I could drink more than I can. +[3563.880 --> 3565.920] I don't drink anymore, but when I used to drink, +[3565.920 --> 3568.520] the only thing I ever drank was straight to Kila. +[3568.520 --> 3569.880] I love the way it tastes. +[3569.880 --> 3571.240] I love the fucking high. +[3571.240 --> 3573.160] I love everything about it. +[3573.160 --> 3577.360] And so, but if you drink too much Kila and you throw up, +[3577.360 --> 3581.000] there's no casual to Kila throw up. +[3581.000 --> 3583.440] Nobody's ever kind of throwing up on to Kila. +[3583.440 --> 3585.360] It's never been like pardon me. +[3585.360 --> 3586.920] That's not how it comes out. +[3586.920 --> 3590.000] It's a violent happening. +[3590.000 --> 3592.600] It's your whole body. +[3592.600 --> 3595.240] Uh-huh. +[3595.240 --> 3596.440] You know how violent it is? +[3596.440 --> 3600.280] You remember where you were when it fucking happened. +[3600.280 --> 3602.800] You're like, Mark's backyard 2017. +[3602.800 --> 3604.200] I'm not drinking to Kila anymore. +[3604.200 --> 3612.960] So, I'm like, I'm gonna shit him off throw up. +[3612.960 --> 3617.960] I just, I dig a hole. +[3617.960 --> 3619.360] Because I don't want to ruin anyone's beach day. +[3619.360 --> 3620.840] And my plan is that I'm gonna dig a hole, +[3620.840 --> 3621.680] I'm gonna throw up in the hole, +[3621.680 --> 3625.680] and then I'm just gonna cover it like a cat. +[3626.520 --> 3630.680] So, I get to right here and I'm about to throw up. +[3630.680 --> 3633.680] And then life kick me right in the dick, man. +[3633.680 --> 3635.680] And I was like, +[3635.680 --> 3640.680] oh my shit, too. +[3640.680 --> 3644.680] So, I turned around and I just dug another hole. +[3644.680 --> 3645.680] It's what I did. +[3645.680 --> 3646.680] I just dug a second hole. +[3646.680 --> 3649.680] Some mornings or two whole mornings, everybody. +[3649.680 --> 3650.680] Don't judge me. +[3650.680 --> 3652.680] I'm not the only person's ever shit in my tub +[3652.680 --> 3654.680] and throwing up in my sink at the same time. +[3654.680 --> 3661.680] I fuck you, not just me. +[3663.000 --> 3667.240] So, now I'm butt-ass naked, hovering over these two holes. +[3667.240 --> 3671.760] I don't want to poop in my shorts, you know. +[3671.760 --> 3675.120] I'm hovering over these holes. +[3675.120 --> 3677.080] And my only solace really is that, +[3677.080 --> 3679.680] look, I'm by myself. +[3679.680 --> 3682.680] Nope. +[3682.680 --> 3684.440] I hear this couple coming and I'm like, +[3684.440 --> 3686.200] honestly, you know what I did, guys? +[3686.200 --> 3687.200] They were coming. +[3687.200 --> 3689.440] The jit just froze like a deer. +[3699.440 --> 3702.160] But I couldn't hold it in anymore, man. +[3702.160 --> 3703.160] And it both holes. +[3703.160 --> 3703.680] It's just like, +[3703.680 --> 3704.520] ah! +[3706.760 --> 3709.880] And from behind me, I just hear this woman go, +[3709.880 --> 3712.880] hey, isn't that the giddy up guy? +[3712.880 --> 3713.880] Thank you, man. +[3713.880 --> 3715.880] Thank you so much for coming out tonight. +[3715.880 --> 3720.880] Oh, how many years were you going to take in a bite? +[3720.880 --> 3723.880] I've never felt push. +[3723.880 --> 3725.880] I'm going to take this answer seriously. +[3725.880 --> 3727.880] Are they attacking all at once? +[3727.880 --> 3728.880] Yes. +[3728.880 --> 3730.880] From the ground or from the trees? +[3730.880 --> 3734.880] Why can't you do two more little attacks? +[3734.880 --> 3737.880] By the way, that was actually a great question. +[3737.880 --> 3739.880] And I'm like, can you send that out of it? +[3739.880 --> 3742.880] I'm like, can you send that from the ground or from the trees? +[3742.880 --> 3744.880] If you're tracking from above, I had, +[3744.880 --> 3747.880] there's a strong panic factor there, too. +[3747.880 --> 3750.880] Because as soon as the person drops, I'm going to do a lot of this. +[3750.880 --> 3754.880] But if I can see him coming, I can give my shit together. +[3754.880 --> 3757.880] I don't like my hours if they're dropping out of the trees. +[3757.880 --> 3759.880] I'm not going to lie. +[3759.880 --> 3763.880] It's not like a World War II fight. +[3763.880 --> 3766.880] Yeah, I mean, I... +[3766.880 --> 3768.880] I won't tell you, I'm not a great fighter. +[3768.880 --> 3771.880] So my instinct always... +[3771.880 --> 3774.880] Somebody told me, a friend of mine, he was a good fighter. +[3774.880 --> 3776.880] And he was like, you're having a fighter or a gun? +[3776.880 --> 3778.880] And I go, what am I supposed to do if I get in the fight? +[3778.880 --> 3779.880] He was not crazy. +[3779.880 --> 3780.880] That's... +[3780.880 --> 3781.880] I go, what do you mean? +[3781.880 --> 3784.880] He goes, shittin' your head and start smearing it up. +[3784.880 --> 3788.880] I just don't think that would work with squirrels. +[3788.880 --> 3793.880] I think this squirrel would be like, let's get up. +[3793.880 --> 3796.880] Dude, how great they would have been to see me in the front yard +[3796.880 --> 3800.880] with shit in my hands and my 20th world. +[3800.880 --> 3803.880] Well, you might as well just use the shit and throw it at them. +[3803.880 --> 3806.880] That's the only way I can get multiple at once. +[3806.880 --> 3809.880] Honestly, I'm going 10. +[3809.880 --> 3811.880] That's the answer I'm going. +[3811.880 --> 3812.880] Go away from the 10. +[3812.880 --> 3814.880] I'm going to take one by the tail. +[3814.880 --> 3819.880] And I'm going to beat his friends with him. +[3821.880 --> 3822.880] Yeah, I'm going to eat. +[3822.880 --> 3823.880] This is great. +[3823.880 --> 3825.880] The 10th world's over in the hotel. +[3825.880 --> 3827.880] I'm fucking ready. +[3827.880 --> 3830.880] Finally, what did I get in my jacket? +[3830.880 --> 3833.880] I'm going to be honest, it's my girlfriend's. +[3833.880 --> 3835.880] So, when she got it, I have zero idea. +[3835.880 --> 3837.880] But I think she's going to hit set me. +[3837.880 --> 3838.880] Which can be at her five-failing. +[3838.880 --> 3840.880] Yeah, that might hurt my feelings. +[3840.880 --> 3842.880] Might hurt my feelings if your mom was like, +[3842.880 --> 3844.880] where this Viagra jacket? +[3844.880 --> 3846.880] I actually worked for you. +[3846.880 --> 3848.880] You worked for me, fuck you. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_dx-Qly91Rqg.txt b/transcript/comedy_dx-Qly91Rqg.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..16887971a9f4659d83e70070188e9a725fd1dfac --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_dx-Qly91Rqg.txt @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.640] Good to see you all. +[4.640 --> 5.640] Hello? +[5.640 --> 7.480] Man, see that? +[7.480 --> 9.240] We just communicated. +[9.240 --> 13.120] I don't know sign language and I doubt you do either but you know that this means hello. +[13.120 --> 14.120] I think that's interesting. +[14.120 --> 17.520] We can communicate so much with our hands and none of us speak sign language. +[17.520 --> 19.360] You know, this is hello. +[19.360 --> 22.440] Peace, hang loose, live long and prosper. +[22.440 --> 23.920] You rock. +[23.920 --> 25.920] She rocks. +[25.920 --> 27.720] She rocks too much. +[27.720 --> 31.880] But everything here means something. +[31.880 --> 33.480] Do you realize that? +[33.480 --> 34.480] We're number one. +[34.480 --> 35.480] He went that way. +[35.480 --> 36.480] Was he a big guy? +[36.480 --> 39.280] Not even that big of a guy. +[39.280 --> 40.280] You got this one in the middle? +[40.280 --> 42.720] That one will start some problems, right? +[42.720 --> 45.560] If you don't like my material, you'll see that later. +[45.560 --> 47.440] And then you got this one. +[47.440 --> 51.720] It's kind of this dead lifeless finger that can't get up all the way. +[51.720 --> 52.720] Wedding ring. +[52.720 --> 57.080] Just put a wedding ring on this dead lifeless finger that won't get up anymore. +[57.080 --> 58.080] I love the thumb though. +[58.080 --> 59.080] The thumb is the best. +[59.080 --> 64.080] Bill Clinton was a master of the thumb, not for the reason the ear thinkin' it. +[64.080 --> 68.440] But before Bill Clinton politicians would point when they talked and it was very abrasive. +[68.440 --> 70.800] You know, they'd be like, read my lips. +[70.800 --> 72.280] No new taxes. +[72.280 --> 73.280] It's too much. +[73.280 --> 77.320] Clinton figured you could give a speech, you know, use your thumb, it softens everything +[77.320 --> 78.320] up. +[78.320 --> 85.160] You know, you could say anything like, I want to put my peepee in your face. +[85.160 --> 90.160] I love the thumb. +[90.160 --> 91.440] Because it says so much. +[91.440 --> 94.040] You know, all the obvious ones, like I like it, I don't like it. +[94.040 --> 95.320] I need a ride. +[95.320 --> 97.440] Some consciously, the thumb is amazing. +[97.440 --> 99.720] Because you can tell people what you're about with your thumb. +[99.720 --> 101.400] Like, I'm a regular guy, right? +[101.400 --> 105.160] So when I walk, my thumb is straight ahead. +[105.160 --> 107.320] Regular dude, my thumb is straight out, right? +[107.320 --> 109.480] But you start turnin' that thumb inward. +[109.480 --> 112.000] You go for being a regular dude to be in a bad mammoth jam. +[112.000 --> 113.000] Look at that dude. +[113.000 --> 114.000] Oh. +[114.000 --> 118.400] That's a tough sum of beer right there. +[118.400 --> 122.720] Then you turn that thumb the other way around you from being a bad man's eye. +[122.720 --> 123.720] Hello. +[123.720 --> 126.480] Oh, mom. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_e3B1QsnT9iA.txt b/transcript/comedy_e3B1QsnT9iA.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..58b319804f67bb290b92f1bc6e59fd4064bb9cdd --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_e3B1QsnT9iA.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +[0.000 --> 10.000] ВЕСЕЛАЯ МУЗЫКА +[30.000 --> 40.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[60.000 --> 70.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[90.000 --> 100.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[100.000 --> 110.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[110.000 --> 120.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[120.000 --> 128.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[128.000 --> 138.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[138.000 --> 148.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[148.000 --> 160.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[160.000 --> 168.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[168.000 --> 178.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[178.000 --> 188.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[188.000 --> 198.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[198.000 --> 208.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[208.000 --> 218.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[218.000 --> 228.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[228.000 --> 238.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[238.000 --> 248.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[248.000 --> 258.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[258.000 --> 268.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[268.000 --> 278.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[278.000 --> 288.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[288.000 --> 298.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[298.000 --> 318.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[318.000 --> 328.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[328.000 --> 338.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА +[338.000 --> 348.000] ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА diff --git a/transcript/comedy_h-aqTtywDDI.txt b/transcript/comedy_h-aqTtywDDI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d243eb5045a426bfb35a96458f6a9faa35e504e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_h-aqTtywDDI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +[0.280 --> 2.000] Muhammed +[5.060 --> 7.060] He is dead +[9.920 --> 11.920] He'll die +[15.300 --> 17.300] Aww diff --git a/transcript/comedy_jYqtmLMcLms.txt b/transcript/comedy_jYqtmLMcLms.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1c0b00ae95090e57dba6b918e0bc04f519d2c259 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_jYqtmLMcLms.txt @@ -0,0 +1,387 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.760] Joining me now is a body language expert. +[2.760 --> 8.240] This is Blanca Cobb and Cory, who says her best friend, +[8.240 --> 13.000] Jessie's body language is literally scaring me in a way. +[13.000 --> 15.640] So welcome ladies, welcome to the show, all of you. +[15.640 --> 16.640] Thank you. +[16.640 --> 19.440] So before we get into the story of Blanca, +[19.440 --> 22.240] tell us why body language plays such a huge part +[22.240 --> 23.760] in how we communicate. +[23.760 --> 26.960] Body languages are like this internal code +[26.960 --> 29.040] and to have somebody's feeling in the moment. +[29.080 --> 31.560] So it's not only what you say is what you just said, Steve, +[31.560 --> 33.560] but it's also how you express it. +[33.560 --> 36.000] And a lot of times you try to hide how you're feeling, +[36.000 --> 37.880] but your body's gonna give you a way. +[37.880 --> 41.720] It's like this road map into how you tick and how you feel. +[41.720 --> 44.120] Okay, Cory, now you say to Jessie, +[45.360 --> 49.520] her body language is scaring me in a way, how? +[49.520 --> 53.120] So initially she's pretty open, she seems inviting, +[53.120 --> 56.440] but once you start talking to her, it's like she goes lift. +[56.440 --> 58.960] I should cut her eyes and she like no other, +[58.960 --> 62.040] she'll roll her eyes, she might fo her arms. +[62.040 --> 63.520] And if she really is not interested, +[63.520 --> 66.400] like let's say she's a guy, she will turn towards her friends +[66.400 --> 69.280] cross her leg and do like this little uppity hand race. +[69.280 --> 70.880] Like why is he talking to me? +[70.880 --> 73.120] And nobody wants to talk to somebody like that. +[73.120 --> 73.960] Wow. +[73.960 --> 75.480] That is interesting. +[77.480 --> 78.520] Now this is interesting. +[78.520 --> 81.520] So Jessie, what do you think it is that you're going wrong +[81.520 --> 83.040] when it comes to your body language? +[83.040 --> 84.040] Okay, Cory's right. +[84.040 --> 86.400] Okay, I will, I will look at you. +[86.720 --> 88.960] I will fo my arms, I might even lean away, +[88.960 --> 90.720] give you a little attitude. +[90.720 --> 92.320] Cause I'm trying to figure out if you approach me +[92.320 --> 94.680] the wrong way, for example, you come up me with a, +[94.680 --> 95.680] hey, shout it. +[95.680 --> 97.000] Who are you talking to? +[97.000 --> 99.160] I don't know why you're talking to me. +[99.160 --> 100.680] You can go on about your business, +[100.680 --> 104.040] but it's all like what I'm giving at that moment. +[104.040 --> 106.560] So if you approach me with an excuse me miss, +[106.560 --> 108.600] cause my daddy raised me right, you know? +[108.600 --> 110.800] I know how I'm supposed to be approached in +[110.800 --> 113.280] because of him I have these very high standards. +[113.280 --> 116.040] So it's all, I'm just giving you back what I receive. +[116.400 --> 119.560] You give me something that I don't like, yes. +[119.560 --> 121.120] I'm trying to figure out who you talking to. +[121.120 --> 122.800] And that's why she's single now. +[122.800 --> 124.880] Yeah, but see, you just gave it to me. +[124.880 --> 125.880] I ain't giving up. +[125.880 --> 126.720] You know, you. +[126.720 --> 127.560] I'm not. +[127.560 --> 128.400] I'm not. +[130.280 --> 134.040] Now, okay, Blanco, based on what you've heard, +[134.040 --> 136.160] what do you think Jessie's doing wrong? +[136.160 --> 137.840] She has these high expectations. +[137.840 --> 141.520] So it's her mindset that if a man is not going to approach +[141.520 --> 143.280] her respectfully by her definition, +[143.280 --> 144.560] then she's going to shut him off. +[144.560 --> 146.440] She's going to turn him off. +[146.440 --> 148.520] And that can be a very big mistake +[148.520 --> 151.120] because he's trying to figure her out. +[151.120 --> 152.880] He's trying to figure out a way to approach her. +[152.880 --> 154.960] So if her mindset is negative, +[154.960 --> 156.960] her body language is naturally going to flow +[156.960 --> 158.120] and it's going to be negative. +[158.120 --> 160.160] So it makes it hard for someone to come up. +[160.160 --> 162.920] If she were to say, have a different mindset and say, +[162.920 --> 164.760] all right, let me give him the benefit of the doubt +[164.760 --> 167.280] and smile and make it more inviting, +[167.280 --> 170.960] she might be surprised at what might follow. +[170.960 --> 174.200] Yeah, I mean, I like that. +[174.840 --> 175.840] I like that a lot. +[177.840 --> 182.160] Ladies, also, let me say this to you and all the ladies listen. +[182.160 --> 184.800] Do you understand what it takes for a guy +[184.800 --> 187.920] to come up to you in the first place? +[187.920 --> 189.840] We all have to grapple with the fact +[189.840 --> 192.880] that we could be facing rejection. +[192.880 --> 195.720] I think your friend is right from bringing you here, cousin. +[195.720 --> 196.720] She mean. +[199.880 --> 201.600] I'm nice. +[201.600 --> 202.840] You're nice to who? +[202.840 --> 205.280] I'm a real bubbly person. +[205.280 --> 206.600] Once you get past. +[206.600 --> 208.200] I'm so serious. +[208.200 --> 209.600] You a real bubbly person? +[209.600 --> 210.880] I am so serious, Steve. +[210.880 --> 214.160] You see a bubbly person, we, and once you get past what? +[214.160 --> 218.320] If you can get past the, if you can get past the, +[218.320 --> 219.440] it's some bubbles back there. +[219.440 --> 220.520] It's a whole bunch of bubbles. +[220.520 --> 222.720] It's a bubble field. +[222.720 --> 223.560] I promise. +[223.560 --> 224.960] That's why you buy yourself. +[224.960 --> 226.920] LAUGHTER +[233.280 --> 235.880] Because we can't get to the bubble field. +[235.880 --> 238.120] See, inviting the guy into the bubble field +[238.120 --> 241.080] don't mean that you're going to let him bust the bubbles. +[241.080 --> 242.640] But he got at least be able to know +[242.640 --> 245.880] it's some damn bubbles back there. +[245.880 --> 248.360] You know, that's all it is, man. +[248.360 --> 250.080] Well, this is what we're going to do. +[250.080 --> 252.280] We're going to put this to the test. +[252.280 --> 255.400] Now, over there, we got a bar set up. +[255.400 --> 256.480] All right, so let's go. +[256.480 --> 259.480] APPLAUSE +[259.480 --> 260.960] All right, Zach, come on out. +[260.960 --> 263.920] CHEERING AND APPLAUSE +[263.920 --> 264.920] Hi, guys. +[264.920 --> 267.560] So I want you to approach Jessie for the first time. +[267.560 --> 269.040] They haven't rehearsed this. +[269.040 --> 270.280] So we'll just see how it goes. +[270.280 --> 273.320] And, Jen, Jessie, just however you would normally respond. +[273.320 --> 275.960] Don't try to fix it. Just be how you would normally be. +[275.960 --> 276.480] OK. +[276.480 --> 278.640] And then, lock and I will be observing +[278.640 --> 280.640] and she'll be making comments. +[280.640 --> 281.920] All right, let's go. +[281.920 --> 282.920] How you doing? +[282.920 --> 283.520] I'm fine. +[283.520 --> 284.520] Jessie. +[284.520 --> 286.960] So before she even started, you have your hands +[286.960 --> 288.800] in the seal position. +[288.800 --> 289.760] That's not inviting. +[289.760 --> 290.840] That's almost like a body lock. +[290.840 --> 292.200] Oh, that's called a seal position. +[292.200 --> 293.200] That's what I'm calling it. +[293.200 --> 294.880] So this is like a protective mechanism +[294.880 --> 296.600] where you're covering your midsection. +[296.600 --> 299.920] Once you start this way, that's already sending a signal. +[299.920 --> 301.480] Like, I'm not sure she's approachable +[301.480 --> 303.240] or she wants me to approach. +[303.240 --> 304.240] Mm. +[304.240 --> 305.240] All right, let's go. +[305.240 --> 306.480] So where you from, Jessie? +[306.480 --> 308.280] I'm originally from Memphis, Tennessee, +[308.280 --> 310.200] but I just relocated to the LA. +[310.200 --> 311.640] OK, we'll watch out here. +[311.640 --> 312.840] I'm acting. +[312.840 --> 314.240] I'm aspiring to be an actress. +[314.240 --> 314.760] Cool. +[314.760 --> 316.000] All right, let me stop right here. +[316.000 --> 317.760] When you have your hands clasped, +[317.760 --> 319.520] this is a sign of unsureity. +[319.520 --> 320.480] You're unsure. +[320.480 --> 322.200] You're not feeling very secure. +[322.200 --> 324.280] When you're confident, look how Steve is right now. +[324.280 --> 325.880] He's got open body language. +[325.880 --> 326.880] Both hands to the side. +[326.880 --> 327.880] You see what I'm saying. +[327.880 --> 328.880] Yeah. +[328.880 --> 329.880] Yeah. +[329.880 --> 331.880] Yeah. +[331.880 --> 332.880] Good. +[332.880 --> 333.880] Good. +[333.880 --> 335.840] You're taking in the message, which is great, +[335.840 --> 339.960] but your body is saying, I'm not sure how I'm feeling. +[339.960 --> 342.240] I'm not sure about what he's saying. +[342.240 --> 342.740] OK. +[342.740 --> 343.880] All right, let's go. +[343.880 --> 345.760] So how's LA been treating you so far? +[345.760 --> 346.260] Great. +[346.260 --> 347.520] It's been treating me very great. +[347.520 --> 349.040] I had a lot of additions short. +[349.040 --> 350.080] Let me stop right here. +[350.080 --> 351.600] This is a good conversation. +[351.600 --> 352.640] There's some camaraderie here. +[352.640 --> 353.560] It's going back and forth. +[353.560 --> 354.400] She's interested. +[354.400 --> 355.480] He's engaging. +[355.480 --> 356.880] However, this is a time where you want +[356.880 --> 359.440] to move in a little closer. +[359.440 --> 362.880] Not all up impersonal, but you want to come with distance. +[362.880 --> 363.380] Not at all. +[363.380 --> 365.560] When you close that distance, you're sending +[365.560 --> 367.760] a nonverbal message. +[367.760 --> 368.560] I'm liking this. +[368.560 --> 370.080] I'm liking the conversation. +[370.080 --> 371.840] I think I'm digging you a little bit. +[371.840 --> 372.360] There we go. +[372.360 --> 372.640] OK. +[372.640 --> 373.800] Now, pick up from here. +[373.800 --> 374.880] Go ahead. +[374.880 --> 375.880] So LA is doing great. +[375.880 --> 376.480] You like it. +[376.480 --> 377.000] Yeah. +[377.000 --> 377.840] It's nice. +[377.840 --> 379.840] Is LA treating you right to even living LA? +[379.840 --> 380.600] Yeah, I love this. +[380.600 --> 381.120] I love it. +[381.120 --> 382.200] I'm from Northern California. +[382.200 --> 383.840] I'm a California boy, but LA is right. +[383.840 --> 383.920] OK. +[383.920 --> 384.840] That's nice. +[384.840 --> 389.000] I like this dude, because he had full of cold pressure. +[389.000 --> 390.760] He full cold. +[390.760 --> 392.480] He took his eyes off her one time. +[392.480 --> 395.320] He's here to number what she told me off. +[395.320 --> 395.920] He locked. +[395.920 --> 399.600] He didn't even act in no mode. +[399.600 --> 401.360] This is seriously. +[401.360 --> 402.840] Go ahead. +[402.840 --> 403.840] All right. +[403.840 --> 406.520] So I think this is a great time to transition over to the table. +[406.520 --> 408.360] But before you do, now, this is where +[408.360 --> 410.360] you can make a really good impression. +[410.360 --> 410.880] OK. +[410.880 --> 411.160] All right. +[411.160 --> 413.160] This is what I'm going to walk over here. +[413.160 --> 414.800] And when you walk to the table, though, +[414.800 --> 418.040] and how you sit down, pay attention to what your legs are doing. +[418.040 --> 419.800] So let's sit down, and I'm going to help you. +[419.800 --> 420.320] OK. +[420.320 --> 420.840] Can I help you? +[420.840 --> 421.840] Absolutely. +[421.840 --> 423.080] Shibbering. +[423.080 --> 424.400] Absolutely. +[424.400 --> 425.400] Absolutely. +[425.400 --> 425.920] Can you see me? +[425.920 --> 426.960] Yeah, thank you. +[426.960 --> 427.960] Thank you. +[427.960 --> 428.960] Ha, ha, ha. +[437.520 --> 438.920] Yeah. +[438.920 --> 440.080] That one I'm don't know. +[440.080 --> 441.400] So watch your legs. +[441.400 --> 443.000] So this is where you're putting a barrier +[443.000 --> 445.240] because your leg is crossed away from him. +[445.240 --> 447.200] So even though he can't see it, he can still +[447.200 --> 449.520] judge by the position of your torso, your body. +[449.520 --> 452.440] So what I would suggest is that you flip your legs over. +[452.440 --> 453.760] Yeah. +[453.760 --> 455.360] And that way, it's more welcoming. +[455.360 --> 456.480] It's more inviting. +[456.480 --> 456.800] OK. +[456.800 --> 459.840] And with your hand, put them relaxed on the table. +[459.840 --> 461.200] Just relaxed. +[461.200 --> 461.720] Yeah. +[461.720 --> 463.840] And then use your hands to communicate and talk. +[463.840 --> 465.360] And highlight what you're saying. +[465.360 --> 465.880] OK. +[465.880 --> 469.200] It's almost like you're telling a nonverbal story with your hands. +[469.200 --> 472.440] And actually, you can lean in just a little bit as you're talking. +[472.440 --> 476.960] You can tilt your head as you're listening and nod and give a smile. +[476.960 --> 478.760] Maybe a wink from time to time. +[478.760 --> 481.400] And that's why you're working. +[481.400 --> 485.800] Of letting them know that you're interested and interesting. +[485.800 --> 486.440] Do you like to go out? +[486.440 --> 486.960] Do you drink? +[486.960 --> 487.680] Yes, I do. +[487.680 --> 489.200] OK, which favorite drink? +[489.200 --> 490.560] I like wine. +[490.560 --> 491.080] Wine? +[491.080 --> 491.560] OK. +[491.560 --> 492.320] What kind of wine? +[492.320 --> 493.320] Red wines. +[496.400 --> 497.080] I'll be drinking. +[497.080 --> 498.080] Oh, he gave me that look. +[498.080 --> 499.600] I was drinking vodka tonight. +[499.600 --> 500.600] Oh. +[500.600 --> 502.600] Oh. +[502.600 --> 504.120] Put your hands back the way they were. +[504.120 --> 504.840] This is perfect. +[504.840 --> 507.800] When you get a sense of your date is into you, +[507.800 --> 509.680] it's when they start mimicking your body language. +[509.680 --> 511.680] So I just asked him here on the down load +[511.680 --> 512.880] to put his hands up on the table. +[512.880 --> 514.600] And he did exactly what you did. +[514.600 --> 516.360] So when you see that synchronization, +[516.360 --> 519.520] you see that mirroring or that perning of the body language? +[519.520 --> 520.920] That's saying that he's got you. +[520.920 --> 522.040] He's into you. +[522.040 --> 523.760] All right. +[523.760 --> 524.520] Give him that look. +[524.520 --> 525.520] Not me. +[526.520 --> 528.280] Uh, what else? +[528.280 --> 529.360] There's a lot to do now. +[529.360 --> 530.400] I'm going to show you. +[530.400 --> 531.280] I have. +[531.280 --> 531.880] I have. +[531.880 --> 533.800] I've been some exploring most of the time. +[533.800 --> 534.560] I'm working. +[534.560 --> 535.840] Reach out and touch him. +[535.840 --> 536.520] For every night. +[536.520 --> 537.520] Yeah. +[537.520 --> 538.960] Touches the floor. +[538.960 --> 539.800] But it can't be. +[539.800 --> 542.280] You can't just get your hands over the surface. +[542.280 --> 543.160] It's got to be. +[543.160 --> 544.320] It was so mean to touch. +[544.320 --> 545.160] It's got to be. +[545.160 --> 546.440] You got to be stuck with it. +[546.440 --> 547.200] Yes, you do. +[547.200 --> 548.040] You got to be stuck. +[548.040 --> 549.800] Just get your hands over there. +[549.800 --> 551.400] Why don't you just dip it in the water? +[556.520 --> 557.520] Oh, my God. +[560.520 --> 561.040] That's it. +[561.040 --> 562.040] I put it on there. +[562.040 --> 564.000] Just take a flower or something. +[564.000 --> 564.880] Get it off. +[564.880 --> 566.200] Just a little something. +[566.200 --> 567.440] That was the accident. +[567.440 --> 568.600] I just do it right now. +[568.600 --> 569.800] Just with the flower. +[569.800 --> 571.280] Get it off with the flower. +[571.280 --> 572.520] You ain't got it. +[572.520 --> 573.520] You ain't got it. +[573.520 --> 574.520] I'm going. +[574.520 --> 575.760] I'm going over. +[575.760 --> 577.280] Rub it on with the flowers. +[577.280 --> 578.360] Oh, my God. +[578.360 --> 581.800] You ain't got no game. +[581.800 --> 582.600] All right. +[582.600 --> 583.520] One last time. +[586.520 --> 587.520] I love you. +[587.520 --> 588.520] I love you. +[588.520 --> 589.520] Look at that. +[589.520 --> 590.520] Yeah. +[590.520 --> 592.520] You're not bad. +[592.520 --> 594.520] You're a girl, friend. +[594.520 --> 596.520] Just praying for you. +[596.520 --> 598.520] Yeah. +[598.520 --> 599.520] That's good. +[599.520 --> 600.520] You're gorgeous. +[600.520 --> 601.520] You look very beautiful. +[601.520 --> 602.520] Thank you. +[602.520 --> 603.520] Thank you. +[603.520 --> 604.520] Look handsome as well. +[604.520 --> 605.520] Thank you. +[605.520 --> 606.520] I'd love to maybe hang out again. +[606.520 --> 607.520] Yes. +[607.520 --> 608.520] I would like that. +[608.520 --> 609.520] Cool. +[609.520 --> 610.520] Yes. +[610.520 --> 611.520] I'll give you my number. +[611.520 --> 612.520] How about that? +[612.520 --> 613.520] Yeah. +[613.520 --> 619.520] She's giving me the look, see? +[619.520 --> 620.520] Is that look? +[620.520 --> 623.520] He is the hunter. +[623.520 --> 624.520] That even hurt. +[624.520 --> 625.520] Okay. +[625.520 --> 628.520] I mean, we can leave right now if you want to come with me. +[628.520 --> 629.520] Okay. +[629.520 --> 630.520] Thank you. +[630.520 --> 631.520] Thank you. +[631.520 --> 632.520] That was cute, though. +[632.520 --> 633.520] Yeah. +[633.520 --> 634.520] See, that's good. +[634.520 --> 635.520] See, that's good. +[635.520 --> 637.520] See, and I told him to do that. +[637.520 --> 642.520] I'd say, be real nice compliment and then ask out, but then be aggressive. +[642.520 --> 643.520] Just to see how you handle. +[643.520 --> 645.520] See, that was cute what you did. +[645.520 --> 648.520] Sum it up how she's done. +[648.520 --> 651.520] I think overall she's done much better. +[651.520 --> 654.520] I think she's a little more entuned into her body language. +[654.520 --> 659.520] And I think with time and comfort, and particularly when the gentleman puts her more at ease, +[659.520 --> 662.520] and she's just going to blossom open up like a flower. +[662.520 --> 664.520] And that's what you want to do. +[664.520 --> 665.520] Yeah. +[665.520 --> 666.520] But you just have to remember to relax. +[666.520 --> 667.520] Let me ask you this question. +[667.520 --> 669.520] Have you learned anything from Blocko? +[669.520 --> 670.520] Yes. +[670.520 --> 671.520] I've learned a lot. +[671.520 --> 673.520] I've learned a lot about the softness of my hands. +[673.520 --> 674.520] Mm-hmm. +[674.520 --> 677.520] How to not roll the neck, but maybe just use a flower. +[677.520 --> 678.520] See how? +[678.520 --> 679.520] There you go. +[679.520 --> 680.520] Get the water off Steve. +[680.520 --> 681.520] Got that one for you. +[681.520 --> 683.520] We got to do this again. +[683.520 --> 685.520] Your expertise was on point. +[685.520 --> 686.520] I really enjoyed that. +[686.520 --> 687.520] Thank you very much. +[687.520 --> 688.520] Thank you. +[688.520 --> 689.520] Jessie, wish you the best of luck. +[689.520 --> 690.520] Thank you. +[690.520 --> 692.520] We'll be right back everybody. +[692.520 --> 695.520] Hey, you made it to the end of this video. +[695.520 --> 697.520] I got a lot more that you're going to enjoy. +[697.520 --> 699.520] So just click to watch the next one. +[699.520 --> 703.520] And make sure you subscribe to always know what's happening. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_mHUxetsmSMc.txt b/transcript/comedy_mHUxetsmSMc.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..08af6910a0ca84f1daa3a4b8408bca178bda81ea --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_mHUxetsmSMc.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.480] Did you guys know sign language was different in Spanish? +[4.480 --> 6.740] La tración. +[6.740 --> 9.440] This means no attraction. +[9.440 --> 10.280] Ebre, ok. +[10.280 --> 12.080] Atracción. +[12.080 --> 13.080] Sí, sí. +[13.080 --> 18.080] Para ella, atracción. +[18.080 --> 22.220] Emparato, atracción. +[22.220 --> 26.880] No tiene que hablar español para ver este. +[26.880 --> 29.960] Did non Spanish speakers understand that? +[30.520 --> 34.520] He said the attraction for him. +[34.520 --> 39.440] And then he pointed to her and got la tráxión. +[39.440 --> 43.000] The money. +[43.000 --> 48.160] Oh, what did you think this was? +[48.160 --> 49.000] The boogers? +[49.000 --> 51.000] Like, what? +[51.000 --> 51.680] I'm curious. +[51.680 --> 54.720] What did you think this was? +[54.720 --> 56.880] What did you think this was? +[56.880 --> 58.320] The boobs. +[58.360 --> 58.840] OK. +[58.840 --> 61.200] But then what did you think this was? +[61.200 --> 66.560] The same thing. +[66.560 --> 70.800] Did you think it was the nipple? +[70.800 --> 73.160] Did you guys know sign language was different in Spanish? diff --git a/transcript/comedy_nZrnk95vf8I.txt b/transcript/comedy_nZrnk95vf8I.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6ab5143e6ab39306f71b260cc0d3ae34c2bce153 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_nZrnk95vf8I.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.100] I don't know how I'm telling you. +[2.100 --> 3.900] I can do it. +[3.900 --> 6.420] Yeah, you can do it. +[6.420 --> 9.580] Hey, listen, guys, you feel really terrible? +[9.580 --> 12.940] You're doing that weird icon tactics. +[12.940 --> 15.320] Don't look at him. +[15.320 --> 16.920] Don't look at him. +[16.920 --> 18.060] Come on, you guys. +[18.060 --> 19.760] You want to do it? +[19.760 --> 20.760] No. +[20.760 --> 22.520] You're doing that weird icon tactics. +[22.520 --> 24.080] Don't look at him. +[24.080 --> 25.660] Don't look at him. +[25.660 --> 27.060] Come on, you guys. +[27.060 --> 28.060] You want to do it? +[28.060 --> 29.560] Yeah, you can do it. +[29.560 --> 33.560] Guys, we want you to know we're very, very sorry. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_nhe0KSGoUgc.txt b/transcript/comedy_nhe0KSGoUgc.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..32fb2979f15c529bc85f61c2493e6c2881eb110c --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_nhe0KSGoUgc.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.040] Hello. +[2.040 --> 4.440] How much are they asking? +[4.440 --> 7.840] Well, that's a lot of money for a deck. +[7.840 --> 11.600] Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're getting robbed. +[11.600 --> 12.880] Did you hear me? +[12.880 --> 15.340] You're getting robbed. +[15.340 --> 16.400] Ow! +[16.400 --> 18.280] Stop! +[18.280 --> 19.520] Whoa! +[19.520 --> 20.460] Ah! +[20.460 --> 21.580] Ah! +[21.580 --> 23.080] Stop! +[23.080 --> 23.960] Stop! +[23.960 --> 24.960] Stop! +[24.960 --> 26.160] Stop! +[26.160 --> 29.760] A Merry Quest, an open-minded equal opportunity hunter. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_nyPJYBBR948.txt b/transcript/comedy_nyPJYBBR948.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..51e714bce9e963f914b38226d1146101e2a77c66 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_nyPJYBBR948.txt @@ -0,0 +1,204 @@ +[0.000 --> 28.380] Сегодня Madison. +[28.380 --> 32.660] Д 클�loeстрю tussen Собони и Твойations... +[34.700 --> 35.680] Дишь у люди! +[37.340 --> 38.240] Дин ani о maturepe +[41.520 --> 43.180] Они прият Impossible +[47.960 --> 56.360] Вulsion 여기에 любви +[58.380 --> 60.380] Мы получим работы в стаг�� Channel. +[60.380 --> 64.380] Но Syl guru уже сказал спле Ireц freaking. +[64.380 --> 66.380] Я не знаю, что это Breech & banana св experiments. +[67.380 --> 69.380] И это еще Ф deactiv regulation. +[69.380 --> 71.380] И exhibiting м 어제 к dzieемон兮, puntos в чем하는. +[71.380 --> 83.580] Иります wollte boost +[83.580 --> 86.380] иampage опустится на eligible 0. +[86.380 --> 88.380] jan +[90.840 --> 92.740] дикация +[95.500 --> 96.520] не mam +[97.500 --> 98.500] не matter +[99.340 --> 100.800] не importa +[101.300 --> 102.800] наulous +[103.440 --> 110.660] я не понимаю, мне нет +[110.660 --> 111.680] Smells +[112.940 --> 114.860] я хоть неận +[114.860 --> 124.140] Если вам дома позвал� спутайlaughing +[124.140 --> 130.180] на boarding school +[130.180 --> 132.480] да такой войну +[132.480 --> 135.220] ort +[135.220 --> 137.320] она нише +[137.320 --> 139.820] что ты увидишь это, мы неimiz variance +[139.820 --> 143.020] что вы?? +[143.820 --> 146.580] ��х у которые мой làm это к Лафуу, +[147.260 --> 149.460] когда в Гровь, +[150.500 --> 151.260] машина или ты. +[151.320 --> 154.120] У меняoitятся уедBACKа вот وه 용 сделал? +[157.340 --> 158.300] очень어요. +[158.300 --> 160.300] Я не знаю, что это было, что это было. +[160.300 --> 162.300] Я просто не знаю, что это было. +[162.300 --> 164.300] Я просто не знаю, что это было. +[164.300 --> 166.300] Ты знаешь, что это было? +[166.300 --> 168.300] Ты знаешь, что это было? +[168.300 --> 171.300] Это мобильный, мобильный, мобильный, мобильный. +[171.300 --> 172.300] Я сказал, как это было? +[172.300 --> 174.300] Ты знаешь, что это мобильный, мобильный. +[174.300 --> 176.300] Когда я с тобой в контракт, ты не знаешь, что это было? +[176.300 --> 178.300] Блин! +[178.300 --> 182.300] На мой вон, я сказал, что это было. +[182.300 --> 184.300] Ты знаешь, как это было? +[184.300 --> 186.300] »,»»»»»»»». +[186.300 --> 188.300] И когда ты запулешь мобильнаяся scroll, ты dann inside. +[188.300 --> 192.300] и когда ты зап Esper poly ale с whom ты так запулаешь? +[192.300 --> 194.300] А как ты запалаgesya? +[194.300 --> 197.300] А как ты заплашь мобильэй? +[197.300 --> 200.300] или ты чувстваешь будетит Theatre? +[200.300 --> 204.300] Если тыgementpirтер и лучшийcito что ты persuadedило? +[204.300 --> 206.300] Это возможно. +[206.300 --> 208.300] К셨ные GRAD в каждой aktivах? +[208.300 --> 212.300] Ты так впечат importing? +[212.300 --> 213.300] Ты так вел들을 ееaring? +[214.280 --> 218.080] В disturbing turned off +[225.560 --> 226.560] ю +[231.040 --> 240.600] Handsivative +[240.600 --> 242.200] 是這樣 +[242.200 --> 269.460] фотографии +[299.460 --> 308.580] longitudinal +[308.580 --> 309.780] what +[310.500 --> 313.020] incomes +[313.020 --> 315.580] сам +[315.580 --> 320.140] suits +[320.140 --> 320.300] о +[321.020 --> 323.240] счастье +[323.240 --> 326.680] อ +[326.680 --> 329.280] 이게 +[329.420 --> 336.100] surgeries +[339.900 --> 343.420] все Integrate +[347.120 --> 349.240] taken +[349.360 --> 352.840] сегодня +[352.840 --> 356.680] уkunömен +[356.680 --> 359.180] объ pain +[359.280 --> 363.280] Это левцами, они не имеют в this hand to condemn every part of your body. +[363.280 --> 366.280] Сейчас, если вы не понимаете, это ясно, что это, +[366.280 --> 367.280] я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[367.280 --> 370.280] В бендан, это не то, что вы понимаете, что это не фрубленный. +[370.280 --> 371.280] Это не фрубленный. +[371.280 --> 373.280] Это не фрубленный. +[373.280 --> 376.280] Сейчас, если вы не хотите, то это не фрубленный. +[376.280 --> 379.280] Не знаю, что это не у меня, но мы не понимаем это. +[379.280 --> 381.280] В этом же время я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[381.280 --> 383.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[383.280 --> 385.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[385.280 --> 387.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[387.280 --> 389.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[389.280 --> 391.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[391.280 --> 393.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[393.280 --> 395.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[395.280 --> 397.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[397.280 --> 399.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[399.280 --> 401.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[401.280 --> 403.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[403.280 --> 405.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[405.280 --> 407.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[407.280 --> 408.280] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[408.300 --> 409.660] Фрубленный! +[409.660 --> 412.280] Когда ты hatte что-либо scout? +[412.280 --> 413.300] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[413.300 --> 415.300] Я сказал, что это не фрубленный. +[415.300 --> 416.260] Это не фрубленный, а еще, когда вдруг нужноячиться к АНГà ПАТОМЕКРЯКОН. +[422.260 --> 424.280] Дальчик, но führt, что rhy timelessствует нас. +[430.240 --> 431.960] А cosa ты souff 어렵ил? +[432.380 --> 434.380] Шолкитать бahn и стотрground. +[434.380 --> 447.940] А liaison у нее как +[452.100 --> 457.500] 만나рных +[457.880 --> 462.780] Моя семье +[462.780 --> 492.780] Он, в принципе, он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, в дождь, и он, +[492.780 --> 511.800] в дождь не парawatя, Он в стиле! Он в дождь не парawatя! 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+[794.460 --> 796.460] Что это было? +[796.460 --> 798.460] Что это было? +[798.460 --> 800.460] Что это было? +[800.460 --> 801.460] Что это было? +[801.460 --> 803.460] Что это было? +[803.460 --> 805.460] Что это было? +[805.460 --> 807.460] Что это было? +[807.460 --> 809.460] Что это было? +[809.460 --> 811.460] Что это было? +[811.460 --> 813.460] Что это было? +[813.460 --> 815.460] Что это было? +[815.460 --> 817.460] Что это было? +[818.460 --> 820.460] Надrama-стой-стой-стой-стой-стойitzой. +[820.460 --> 823.460] 滿 весело с charity park?? +[823.460 --> 825.460] Кто это cs revenues crowd??? +[825.460 --> 827.460] Кто это accident??? +[828.460 --> 830.460] Что это такое?? +[830.460 --> 832.800] Из-любляем racial identity当перик +[837.800 --> 839.800] Я не знаю. +[840.960 --> 841.800] Learn music +[842.440 --> 842.460] trunk в ф точки зрителей +[842.460 --> 846.560] Ты當 neutralized your video, just finished watching it +[847.660 --> 848.760] Но ты capitан darauf не必 +[849.280 --> 851.320] Göко ты не хочешь подписаться на� rhymes +[851.680 --> 854.120] Со�ните我說 скор fisher +[854.520 --> 857.240] Скоро, чем叱 +[857.480 --> 858.800] Ин always goin back to love +[858.940 --> 861.440] Ф dangerous DLC diff --git a/transcript/comedy_okSCIqxTyD8.txt b/transcript/comedy_okSCIqxTyD8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b8313802198d73b0934fdb595747e5bf18662181 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_okSCIqxTyD8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,142 @@ +[0.000 --> 5.000] Politico lingers on candidates' fingers +[5.000 --> 8.000] and defend Waltz's wide eyes +[8.000 --> 11.000] as they claim beards are for bad guys. +[11.000 --> 13.000] Tyler, speaking of beards, +[13.000 --> 15.000] and I mean the one on your face, +[15.000 --> 17.000] not the one that you hang out with. +[17.000 --> 19.000] Is it the shirt? +[19.000 --> 21.000] Yeah, it's the shirt. +[21.000 --> 23.000] For a little guy, you got a lot of hair though, +[23.000 --> 24.000] I gotta say. +[24.000 --> 27.000] Well, it's my leg here that I glue over. +[27.000 --> 29.000] So, like a little garment. +[29.000 --> 32.000] Some hack of Politico writes this piece +[32.000 --> 34.000] on the body language from the debate, +[34.000 --> 36.000] claiming that it speaks volumes. +[36.000 --> 38.000] Yeah, it says that Waltz lost, +[38.000 --> 40.000] but they, one of them, +[40.000 --> 43.000] Politico says it's like Waltz's wide eyes +[43.000 --> 47.000] showed his passion and emotional intensity. +[47.000 --> 50.000] Can we show that there isn't wide eyes? +[50.000 --> 54.000] That humans would widen their eyes +[54.000 --> 57.000] to convey that danger is close. +[57.000 --> 60.000] What emotion are you getting from that? +[60.000 --> 61.000] Sorry. +[61.000 --> 64.000] That was everything. +[64.000 --> 70.000] Dude, look at the hair cap. +[70.000 --> 76.000] First of all, Tim Waltz very much looked burdened +[76.000 --> 78.000] by what has not been, +[78.000 --> 80.000] and what will never be. +[80.000 --> 83.000] He had that face like a cop pulled him over +[83.000 --> 86.000] and he just realized he had heroin in his pocket. +[86.000 --> 89.000] Go, Mo. +[89.000 --> 90.000] Where am I? +[90.000 --> 91.000] The debate? +[91.000 --> 92.000] Oh, where am I? The debate? +[92.000 --> 95.000] Yeah. Body language is everything. +[95.000 --> 96.000] I mean, it's everything. +[96.000 --> 97.000] You have to look calm, +[97.000 --> 99.000] and look, see, look what you're doing a little bit. +[99.000 --> 100.000] You look calm, relaxed. +[100.000 --> 101.000] I am. +[101.000 --> 103.000] It's why when I'm making love to a woman, +[103.000 --> 105.000] you want to do, you know, listen. +[105.000 --> 106.000] Yeah. +[106.000 --> 107.000] Take notes. +[107.000 --> 108.000] It's a theory. +[108.000 --> 111.000] It's a theory. +[111.000 --> 112.000] Hypothetical. +[112.000 --> 113.000] You want to become. +[113.000 --> 114.000] You want to become, +[114.000 --> 116.000] and you want to do minimal movements. +[116.000 --> 119.000] It's why I do, in bed, what's called the Mitch McConnell, +[119.000 --> 121.000] where I just kind of... +[121.000 --> 125.000] And then she'll pick up and she'll end up doing most of the work. +[125.000 --> 127.000] Write that down, Tim Waltz. +[127.000 --> 130.000] You are truly a Casanova. +[130.000 --> 132.000] All right, Kat. +[132.000 --> 135.000] They did a stupid take on Vance's facial hair. +[135.000 --> 136.000] Yes. +[136.000 --> 141.000] They said that voters see beards as more masculine. +[141.000 --> 144.000] But also, it could be negative, +[144.000 --> 146.000] conveying aggression, +[146.000 --> 148.000] and the opposition to feminist ideals. +[148.000 --> 149.000] Isn't that sexist? +[149.000 --> 151.000] There are plenty of women with beards. +[151.000 --> 152.000] No, dude. +[152.000 --> 160.000] Honestly, this guy is the perfect example of how just because you're an expert +[160.000 --> 162.000] doesn't mean you're not a f***ing idiot. +[162.000 --> 163.000] Yeah. +[163.000 --> 164.000] He does. +[164.000 --> 166.000] Okay, beards, all right. +[166.000 --> 168.000] Have you ever been to Brooklyn? +[168.000 --> 169.000] Yeah. +[169.000 --> 171.000] And seeing these dudes in Brooklyn with their soy lattes +[171.000 --> 172.000] walking around? +[172.000 --> 173.000] Yeah. +[173.000 --> 178.000] I mean, it's like you spent great 50 years doing this 25 in the FBI. +[178.000 --> 179.000] Great. +[179.000 --> 183.000] But you've never even heard of a hipster, like how useful are you really? +[183.000 --> 184.000] Yeah. +[184.000 --> 186.000] He opened up with his credentials. +[186.000 --> 188.000] I've been doing this so long, I've been doing this long, +[188.000 --> 192.000] and then he just proceeds in the next set to say one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my entire life. +[192.000 --> 194.000] It is true, though. +[194.000 --> 195.000] That's a big red flag. +[195.000 --> 197.000] Whenever you meet someone, they have to give you their resume. +[197.000 --> 201.000] Yeah, and then as soon as they talk, like that's why you gave me your resume. +[201.000 --> 203.000] Yeah, because it doesn't speak for itself. +[203.000 --> 204.000] You suck. +[204.000 --> 205.000] Yeah. +[205.000 --> 209.000] It's like when people have their PhD on their Twitter handle. +[209.000 --> 212.000] You know this person's completely bonkers. +[212.000 --> 213.000] And their pronouns. +[213.000 --> 214.000] Yes. +[214.000 --> 220.000] Are you mad, though, Tyrus, that like, beards have been kind of co-opted by beta males like Tyler? +[220.000 --> 222.000] No, because they watch it. +[222.000 --> 225.000] It's like, wait, hold on. +[225.000 --> 227.000] That's what I say. +[227.000 --> 231.000] I will stick my hand up your back and make you my puppet for the rest of the show. +[231.000 --> 237.000] I will leave the last one, you'll, and you will answer for me. +[237.000 --> 241.000] But that angry outburst had nothing to do with my beard. +[241.000 --> 243.000] Yeah. +[243.000 --> 245.000] I love it. +[245.000 --> 248.000] When they said it was masculine, it's a little frugal. +[248.000 --> 249.000] Yeah. +[249.000 --> 250.000] That's one of the things. +[250.000 --> 254.000] The reason why men grow beards scientifically is because we're the ones that fight and are aggressive +[254.000 --> 257.000] and it adds a little bit more protection to our face. +[257.000 --> 261.000] So, he probably, JD probably shouldn't have wore a beard. +[261.000 --> 268.000] He probably should have wore a hazmat suit to protect him from all the f**k that was flying over from the other side. +[268.000 --> 278.000] No, Emily, this expert also claimed that Walt pointed directly at the camera, +[278.000 --> 281.000] which means he wants you to pay attention. +[282.000 --> 285.000] I mean, I just... +[285.000 --> 288.000] I hope this person wasn't paid by political. +[288.000 --> 292.000] But to your point in the beginning to the question, this is exactly why everyone hates mainstream media. +[292.000 --> 294.000] And it is so hypocritical, by the way. +[294.000 --> 298.000] Do you remember when the same fashion experts, and this one was for the New York Times, +[298.000 --> 302.000] analyzed the RNC and DNC and said how walls wore filsen, +[302.000 --> 304.000] and that made him a man of the people. +[304.000 --> 308.000] But then when he showed up in a suit, it was an elegant representation of DC. +[308.000 --> 313.000] But then when Vance wears filsen all of a sudden, he's a microaggression and everyone should be afraid of him. +[313.000 --> 317.000] I was walking down an alley man, and I saw a man with a beard, just a guy with a beard, +[317.000 --> 322.000] or that expression, believe me, the pepper spray would be all sprayed all over walls. +[322.000 --> 325.000] That is the freak, not JD. +[328.000 --> 334.000] Yeah, Walt's expression throughout the entire time did not convey steadiness. +[334.000 --> 337.000] Like almost like unsteady weirdness. +[337.000 --> 340.000] Look at three... He could have been one of the three stooges, just like... +[340.000 --> 342.000] Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. +[342.000 --> 344.000] What is your name, Bill? I go back to Walt's was shocked. +[344.000 --> 347.000] He's like, he likes me. He really likes me. +[347.000 --> 351.000] He was writing notes going, ha, ha, told you he'd like me guys if I was just myself. +[351.000 --> 353.000] Be myself. He made a friend that day. That's what Walt's was like, +[353.000 --> 355.000] oh, you're not going to bring up any of this. +[355.000 --> 356.000] I've been a part of. +[356.000 --> 359.000] It's true. It's like a weird, mere cat. +[359.000 --> 361.000] We're going to have lunch. +[361.000 --> 363.000] I made a new friend. +[363.000 --> 368.000] All right, up next, the media took their tails when a vet calls for alpha male. +[368.000 --> 369.000] Hey, Sean Hannity here. +[369.000 --> 373.000] Hey, click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page +[373.000 --> 376.000] and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis. +[376.000 --> 379.000] You will not get it anywhere else. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_pkNGGIKkqqc.txt b/transcript/comedy_pkNGGIKkqqc.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..043868b736fc3f0772ad5e58301425c8ac14d6be --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_pkNGGIKkqqc.txt @@ -0,0 +1,722 @@ +[0.000 --> 8.120] It's second baseman Steve Sack. Left team are Mike Marshall. First baseman Fred +[8.120 --> 13.980] Brock and shortstop Dave Anderson. Plays today in the Los Angeles +[13.980 --> 20.200] Los Angeles Charities special on body language. And here's the style of body language +[20.200 --> 24.200] Tom Kennedy. +[24.200 --> 33.200] Hello there. I don't know what you guys did to have special tickets like this to get +[33.200 --> 36.840] in for today's show, but you happen to be a winning audience because we've got a real +[36.840 --> 42.480] show lined up for you. It's been a great week. We had a wild week with Jim J Bullock and +[42.480 --> 46.880] Joe Nell Allen. And all week long we had four guys out there in that audience who have +[46.880 --> 50.280] been watching the show preparing for today's show. They're here to play for their favorite +[50.280 --> 54.360] charities. Now you folks back east, all of us people out here in the west coast are +[54.360 --> 59.260] very proud of our Los Angeles Dodgers. And right now I'm going to give you four good +[59.260 --> 64.960] reasons why we're proud of. I want to introduce to you the National League, rookie of the +[64.960 --> 71.280] year in 1982. He played on the All Star team in 82 and 83 and that is Mr. Steve Sack. +[71.280 --> 73.280] Thank you. +[73.280 --> 75.280] Thank you. +[75.280 --> 85.280] Dana Kennedy, Dana Cho, Nancy, Elzy, Teresa, and Kay, Uncle Tom, and Helen, Uncle Bill. +[85.280 --> 87.280] How y'all doing? +[87.280 --> 92.000] Also the fifth best stealer in the league and when he comes out of his show he's going +[92.000 --> 95.280] to be one heck of a guy. Steve, welcome to the show. +[95.280 --> 97.280] Thank you, Tom. +[97.280 --> 102.280] We're going to be playing for it. I'm playing for the American Diabetes Association. +[102.280 --> 106.280] And the audience right now is Bob Banger, is lovely wife Eve and his mother. I haven't +[106.280 --> 108.280] met her yet but they're nice. They're right there. +[108.280 --> 110.280] All right. Good luck, Jacob. +[110.280 --> 117.280] All right. Next, number one cost back of the year in 1982 was he is one of the newest members +[117.280 --> 121.280] of our Dodger organization. He is shortstop Dave Anderson. +[121.280 --> 123.280] Thank you. +[124.280 --> 126.280] Hey. +[126.280 --> 128.280] I had to get stuck in this guy. +[128.280 --> 129.280] You got snacks. +[129.280 --> 130.280] I lost the time. +[130.280 --> 132.280] I forgot to mention that. Steve is the keen... +[132.280 --> 133.280] A keen tapton? +[133.280 --> 135.280] Yeah, a keen tapton. +[135.280 --> 138.280] He is what he is and you are his player. +[138.280 --> 140.280] That's right. Now who are you playing for? +[140.280 --> 142.280] I'm playing for the Ronald McDonald House. +[142.280 --> 145.280] Very good, Dave. +[145.280 --> 148.280] But you're up against a very tough team. +[148.280 --> 150.280] A tough team. +[150.280 --> 154.280] It's happened by the NBA of the year in 1981. +[154.280 --> 157.280] He is a big football player he is. +[157.280 --> 159.280] He's also a big baseball player. +[159.280 --> 162.280] Six foot five inches. Left fielder Mike Marshall. +[169.280 --> 171.280] Oh, yeah. He's got to have a chance. +[171.280 --> 172.280] Oh, my chance. +[172.280 --> 174.280] They're asking for it. Who are you playing for? +[174.280 --> 175.280] A cystic fibrosis. +[175.280 --> 178.280] Very good. All right. +[178.280 --> 182.280] Now, when they weren't looking for a replacement for Steve Garvey, +[182.280 --> 184.280] that's a tough notch to fill. +[184.280 --> 186.280] This guy did it. He rookied the year. +[186.280 --> 188.280] As the rookie, he had 23 homers. +[188.280 --> 192.280] He is the father also of a two and a half month old boy I've been told. +[192.280 --> 194.280] Greg Brock, first baseman. +[194.280 --> 200.280] I like to say you know, two sessions of the chance to get the MVP for our chance. +[200.280 --> 203.280] All right. Who you playing for? +[203.280 --> 204.280] Who you playing for? +[204.280 --> 205.280] Concerned to. +[205.280 --> 207.280] Cancer Research geared toward children. +[207.280 --> 209.280] Okay. We're ready to go. +[209.280 --> 210.280] Let's do it. +[210.280 --> 211.280] We got optical art game. +[211.280 --> 214.280] It's to convey to your partner words through body language. +[214.280 --> 215.280] I need a hat. +[215.280 --> 216.280] Who's got a hat? Can I wear you a hat? +[216.280 --> 217.280] All right. We take ourself. +[217.280 --> 218.280] Through body. Yeah. +[218.280 --> 219.280] Sure. Why don't you? +[219.280 --> 220.280] Good manager. +[220.280 --> 221.280] Good manager. All right. +[221.280 --> 225.280] You convey to your partner words that tells your partner how to solve a puzzle. +[225.280 --> 227.280] You got that Steve. You come with me. Dave. Good on over now. +[227.280 --> 228.280] Good luck, Dave. +[228.280 --> 231.280] Oh, he's ready. All right. +[231.280 --> 234.280] Now, we're going to show you five and seven words of the world. +[234.280 --> 236.280] You're going to get a puzzle of the more words you get, Dave. +[236.280 --> 239.280] It's easier to be for you to solve that puzzle. They're ready. Here we are. +[239.280 --> 241.280] Come on, Andy. 60 seconds on the clock. +[241.280 --> 242.280] Here's your first word. +[242.280 --> 243.280] And go. +[243.280 --> 245.280] You're ballet dancer. Ballerina. +[245.280 --> 246.280] You got it. +[246.280 --> 248.280] Put your shoe on. Sock on it. +[248.280 --> 250.280] You're tired. I'm going to take a nap. +[250.280 --> 251.280] You're pajamas. +[251.280 --> 252.280] You're pajamas. You're booties. +[252.280 --> 253.280] Booty. +[253.280 --> 254.280] Slippers. Slippers. +[254.280 --> 255.280] Yes, yes. +[255.280 --> 258.280] You're sneaking. You're sneaking. +[258.280 --> 259.280] You're sneaking. You're sissy. +[259.280 --> 260.280] You're sissy. +[260.280 --> 261.280] You're sissy. +[262.280 --> 263.280] Pass. +[263.280 --> 264.280] Pass is the word. +[264.280 --> 265.280] Ten. +[265.280 --> 266.280] You got it. +[266.280 --> 268.280] You're a bird. +[268.280 --> 269.280] Just I'm going to bird. +[269.280 --> 270.280] Big throat. +[270.280 --> 271.280] Bird, the big throat. +[271.280 --> 272.280] A stork. +[272.280 --> 273.280] A stork. +[273.280 --> 274.280] A little bird. +[274.280 --> 275.280] A little bird. +[275.280 --> 276.280] A bigger than a stork. +[276.280 --> 277.280] Bigger than a stork. +[277.280 --> 278.280] Bigger than a stork with a big throat. +[278.280 --> 279.280] And he flies. +[279.280 --> 280.280] And he flies like that. +[280.280 --> 281.280] Pass. +[281.280 --> 283.280] You're sissy. +[283.280 --> 284.280] You're sissy. +[284.280 --> 285.280] You're sissy. +[285.280 --> 286.280] You're a dancer. +[286.280 --> 287.280] You're a dancer. +[287.280 --> 288.280] You're some kind of dancer. +[288.280 --> 289.280] You're dancing. +[289.280 --> 290.280] You're dancing. +[290.280 --> 291.280] Don't talk. +[291.280 --> 292.280] You can pass. +[292.280 --> 293.280] Pass. +[293.280 --> 294.280] All right, pass. +[294.280 --> 295.280] Here we go. +[295.280 --> 296.280] You're a bird. +[296.280 --> 297.280] A bee. +[297.280 --> 298.280] His neck. +[298.280 --> 299.280] His big neck. +[299.280 --> 300.280] A big bird with a big neck. +[300.280 --> 301.280] A peligan. +[301.280 --> 302.280] A peligan. +[302.280 --> 303.280] Is it kind of a bird? +[303.280 --> 304.280] Is it kind of a bird? +[304.280 --> 305.280] Your time is up. +[305.280 --> 306.280] You got three of them though. +[306.280 --> 307.280] Let's do it. +[307.280 --> 308.280] Good. +[308.280 --> 309.280] Good. +[309.280 --> 311.280] You got three, big, out of five. +[311.280 --> 313.280] And that's kind of a good thing. +[313.280 --> 315.280] Now, this is a $100 puzzle. +[315.280 --> 317.280] Let's look at the three words you've earned. +[317.280 --> 318.280] Here's one. +[318.280 --> 319.280] And two. +[319.280 --> 320.280] And three. +[320.280 --> 321.280] All right. +[321.280 --> 324.280] When a blank dollarina does blank blank, +[324.280 --> 328.280] she blanks these ten things that she keeps in her slippers. +[328.280 --> 330.280] What do you think, Dave? +[330.280 --> 331.280] Answer. +[331.280 --> 333.280] Penny's. +[333.280 --> 335.280] He said Penny's. +[335.280 --> 336.280] Here's the Penny's. +[336.280 --> 337.280] That's all right. +[337.280 --> 338.280] I'm going over here. +[338.280 --> 339.280] Greg, you're in the game. +[339.280 --> 340.280] Don't say anything yet. +[340.280 --> 341.280] You can't help me. +[341.280 --> 342.280] The game is still alive. +[342.280 --> 343.280] Greg, which blank next? +[343.280 --> 344.280] It's the one. +[344.280 --> 345.280] All right. +[345.280 --> 348.280] And a dandy ballerina does blank blank. +[348.280 --> 349.280] She blanks these ten things. +[349.280 --> 350.280] What do you think? +[350.280 --> 351.280] Tap your heels. +[351.280 --> 352.280] What's that? +[352.280 --> 353.280] Tap your heels? +[353.280 --> 354.280] Is it tap her heels? +[354.280 --> 355.280] He has to. +[355.280 --> 356.280] Who's not? +[356.280 --> 357.280] How close can you get? +[357.280 --> 358.280] Dave. +[358.280 --> 359.280] Three. +[359.280 --> 360.280] All right. +[360.280 --> 362.280] When a dandy ballerina does swan blanks, +[362.280 --> 363.280] she blanks these ten things. +[363.280 --> 365.280] What do you think, Dave? +[365.280 --> 368.280] Any ballerina swallows? +[368.280 --> 369.280] All right. +[369.280 --> 370.280] We're back. +[370.280 --> 371.280] Greg, we're back to you. +[371.280 --> 372.280] Which blank? +[372.280 --> 373.280] Four or five? +[373.280 --> 375.280] Well, this isn't as easy as it is. +[375.280 --> 377.280] Four or five? +[377.280 --> 378.280] Number four. +[378.280 --> 379.280] All right. +[379.280 --> 381.280] When a dandy ballerina does swan lake, +[381.280 --> 384.280] she blanks these ten things that she keeps in her slippers. +[384.280 --> 385.280] Shh. +[385.280 --> 387.280] Don't make it tough, just. +[387.280 --> 388.280] She swam. +[388.280 --> 390.280] Back to you. +[390.280 --> 391.280] Dave. +[391.280 --> 392.280] I'll take five. +[392.280 --> 393.280] All right. +[393.280 --> 394.280] There it is. +[394.280 --> 396.280] When a dandy ballerina does swan lake, +[396.280 --> 399.280] she points these ten things that she keeps in her slippers. +[399.280 --> 400.280] What is it? +[400.280 --> 401.280] Toesie. +[401.280 --> 402.280] Toesie. +[402.280 --> 403.280] Oh, no. +[403.280 --> 404.280] Oh, no. +[404.280 --> 405.280] Oh, no. +[405.280 --> 406.280] Here. +[406.280 --> 407.280] Oh, no. +[407.280 --> 408.280] Oh, no. +[408.280 --> 409.280] Oh, no. +[409.280 --> 410.280] Oh, no. +[410.280 --> 411.280] Oh, no. +[411.280 --> 412.280] Thank you. +[412.280 --> 414.280] When a dandy具 ballerina, +[414.280 --> 416.280] he did ballerina and swan, +[416.280 --> 419.280] you came up with a stork and also a snork. +[419.280 --> 422.280] But it happened to be a swan in this case, +[422.280 --> 425.280] and those are ten little dandy little toes. +[425.280 --> 426.280] These 10 things that she puts in there. +[426.280 --> 428.280] The first thing you reached 500 wins the game +[428.280 --> 430.280] and chance a ten thousand dollars back with Mike Marshall. +[430.280 --> 431.280] Marshall's being right after that. +[431.280 --> 440.280] One hundred dollars for green screen zero for the red team. +[440.280 --> 441.280] We've got a red hot contest. +[441.280 --> 442.280] The red team is up next. +[442.280 --> 444.280] And you might be down here and Greg. +[444.280 --> 445.280] Go for the red team. +[445.280 --> 446.280] Good luck. +[446.280 --> 449.280] You might be Marshall and Greg's block there. +[449.280 --> 450.280] Going in at it again. +[450.280 --> 452.280] That's another one hundred dollar puzzle. +[452.280 --> 453.280] Are you all set? +[453.280 --> 454.280] We're ready to go. +[454.280 --> 455.280] All right. +[455.280 --> 456.280] 60 seconds on the clock. +[456.280 --> 457.280] Here's your first word. +[457.280 --> 458.280] And go. +[458.280 --> 460.280] Okay, you're an animal. +[460.280 --> 461.280] You're an animal. +[461.280 --> 462.280] Where you dog? +[462.280 --> 463.280] Dog? +[463.280 --> 464.280] Cat? +[464.280 --> 465.280] Big dog. +[465.280 --> 466.280] Full dog. +[466.280 --> 467.280] Full dog. +[467.280 --> 468.280] Catching? +[468.280 --> 469.280] Catching your catcher. +[469.280 --> 470.280] Your batter fox. +[470.280 --> 471.280] Your out park. +[471.280 --> 472.280] Your out park. +[472.280 --> 473.280] Your nephew, your barking. +[473.280 --> 474.280] Your Lissorta. +[474.280 --> 475.280] You're Lissorta, one of the two of the three of the three of you. +[475.280 --> 476.280] You're opening a can. +[476.280 --> 477.280] You're drugs. +[477.280 --> 478.280] You're drinking beer. +[478.280 --> 479.280] Wine. +[479.280 --> 480.280] Beer. +[480.280 --> 481.280] Beer. +[481.280 --> 482.280] You're drinking beer. +[482.280 --> 483.280] Beer. +[483.280 --> 484.280] Beer. +[484.280 --> 485.280] Beer. +[485.280 --> 486.280] Beer. +[486.280 --> 487.280] Beer. +[487.280 --> 489.880] You think you can fear? +[489.880 --> 491.720] You want an okay, keg, keg? +[491.720 --> 492.560] Pass. +[492.560 --> 493.400] Pass. +[493.400 --> 495.080] Good. +[495.080 --> 496.960] Okay, tie. +[496.960 --> 499.360] Tie, you'll take seedle, you'll put an on collar. +[499.360 --> 500.360] Collar? +[500.360 --> 501.360] Tie in a tie. +[501.360 --> 502.360] Tie in a tie. +[502.360 --> 504.400] Long tie, you're tying a long tie. +[504.400 --> 505.640] Seedle collar. +[505.640 --> 506.640] Collar. +[506.640 --> 507.640] Collar. +[507.640 --> 508.640] Collar. +[508.640 --> 509.640] What? +[509.640 --> 510.640] Pass. +[510.640 --> 511.640] Pass. +[511.640 --> 512.640] Pass. +[512.640 --> 513.640] Keep passing. +[513.640 --> 517.160] Big, you're gigantic. +[517.160 --> 519.480] Monster, a thin. +[519.480 --> 520.960] Hey, daddy! +[520.960 --> 530.780] Hey, you're tying this up. +[530.780 --> 536.000] Go and do it more talking, because it's a good one. +[536.000 --> 537.000] Let's take a look at this. +[537.000 --> 538.880] It says, first of all, there's the puzzle. +[538.880 --> 540.360] Here's your one word. +[540.360 --> 545.160] No, it reads this blank, where's thin blank. +[545.160 --> 551.160] Does blank for blank and gets as much blank as a blank? +[551.160 --> 551.760] What do you think? +[551.760 --> 552.560] A clown? +[552.560 --> 554.160] Is it a clown or not? +[554.160 --> 556.600] It is not a clown and that means Dave is in the game. +[556.600 --> 557.600] Come on over here Dave. +[557.600 --> 558.400] Interesting. +[558.400 --> 559.560] We're going to go back and forth to one of you +[559.560 --> 560.600] guesses which blank. +[560.600 --> 562.040] Give me number six. +[562.040 --> 563.440] All right, number six. +[563.440 --> 566.960] And gets as much respect as a blank. +[566.960 --> 569.160] What do you think? +[570.160 --> 572.160] Greg, back to you. +[572.160 --> 573.680] Seven. +[573.680 --> 576.920] And gets as much respect as a dog catcher. +[576.920 --> 577.680] Mailman? +[577.680 --> 579.360] Is it mailman? +[579.360 --> 579.960] Dave? +[579.960 --> 582.440] Number one. +[582.440 --> 586.600] This comic, where's thin blank, does blank for blank, et cetera. +[586.600 --> 587.960] What do you think, Dave? +[587.960 --> 588.960] Shh. +[588.960 --> 590.800] I know. +[590.800 --> 592.440] All right, back to you, Greg. +[592.440 --> 594.200] We take a blank first, Greg. +[594.200 --> 596.040] OK, let's go. +[596.040 --> 596.800] Three. +[596.800 --> 597.800] All right. +[597.800 --> 598.680] Ben Nectis. +[598.680 --> 600.200] What do you think? +[600.200 --> 601.080] Steve Martin. +[601.080 --> 601.920] Oh, I thought you had it. +[601.920 --> 603.120] Is it Steve Martin? +[603.120 --> 603.920] Oh, Dave. +[603.920 --> 605.560] I guess that wasn't it. +[605.560 --> 606.640] Dave, we're back to you. +[606.640 --> 607.440] Number four. +[607.440 --> 609.360] All right, this comic, where thin Nectis, +[609.360 --> 612.200] does, could we see four? +[612.200 --> 615.240] Does commercials for blank and gets as much respect as a dog +[615.240 --> 615.720] catcher? +[615.720 --> 616.720] What do you think? +[616.720 --> 617.560] The world pool, man. +[617.560 --> 619.040] Is it the world pool, man? +[619.040 --> 620.040] Yeah. +[620.040 --> 621.040] All right. +[621.040 --> 622.040] All right? +[622.040 --> 623.200] Greg, here's your thing. +[623.200 --> 623.880] There's the thing. +[623.880 --> 624.880] Just revealed number five. +[624.880 --> 625.680] Oh, no. +[625.680 --> 626.680] Shh. +[626.680 --> 627.680] Don't wait for it. +[627.680 --> 629.720] This comic, where thin Nectis does, +[629.720 --> 632.560] commercials for light beer and gets as much respect +[632.560 --> 633.800] as a dog catcher. +[633.800 --> 634.560] Rodney Dangerfield. +[634.560 --> 635.800] Is it Rodney Dangerfield? +[635.800 --> 636.800] We got it. +[636.800 --> 638.800] Oh, no. +[638.800 --> 640.200] Not yet. +[640.200 --> 644.520] If they all stuck out, that's $100 for you. +[644.520 --> 645.440] And what do we have? +[645.440 --> 648.480] We have $100 a piece of ferocious contest. +[648.480 --> 650.080] Pull me back to our current $50. +[650.080 --> 651.080] Let's go. +[651.080 --> 654.080] Go, fast. +[654.080 --> 655.480] $100 a piece. +[655.480 --> 656.920] The green team and the red team. +[656.920 --> 657.920] Yeah, we do a switch a little. +[657.920 --> 659.200] We're back to Steve's team. +[659.200 --> 661.240] But this time, Steve is receiving a Dave's giving. +[661.240 --> 662.240] Let's go. +[662.240 --> 663.400] Dave's team. +[663.400 --> 665.760] Dave and the club boss. +[665.760 --> 666.920] This is what Dodgers trained for. +[666.920 --> 668.120] They played for Charity's. +[668.120 --> 669.400] Dave, you know how to do this. +[669.400 --> 670.000] Don't you? +[670.000 --> 671.360] 60 seconds on the clock. +[671.360 --> 672.400] Give the man his time. +[672.400 --> 674.400] Here's your first word and the game. +[674.400 --> 675.240] Come on, Andy. +[675.240 --> 675.760] The mouse. +[675.760 --> 676.480] The mouse. +[676.480 --> 677.320] Eat cheese. +[677.320 --> 677.920] You got it. +[677.920 --> 678.920] That's. +[678.920 --> 680.400] Come on, pass. +[680.400 --> 681.400] Pass. +[681.400 --> 682.600] Let's go. +[682.600 --> 684.120] OK, yeah. +[684.120 --> 685.120] What? +[685.120 --> 686.120] You're on the ground. +[686.120 --> 687.120] You're eating dog food? +[687.120 --> 688.120] You're eating. +[688.120 --> 689.120] What do you mean eating? +[689.120 --> 690.120] What do you mean eating, Dave? +[690.120 --> 695.120] You're eating cut in half a taco, a dog. +[695.120 --> 696.120] A hot dog. +[696.120 --> 697.120] Hot dog. +[697.120 --> 698.120] Yeah. +[698.120 --> 700.120] You're opening a shock. +[700.120 --> 701.120] Electric. +[701.120 --> 702.120] Yes. +[702.120 --> 703.120] You're right. +[703.120 --> 704.120] Pass. +[704.120 --> 705.120] Pass. +[705.120 --> 706.120] Come on, Andy. +[706.120 --> 707.120] You're cold. +[707.120 --> 708.120] It's freezing. +[708.120 --> 709.120] You're chilly. +[709.120 --> 710.120] It's cold. +[710.120 --> 711.120] You're shivering. +[711.120 --> 712.120] It's cold outside. +[712.120 --> 713.120] Come on. +[713.120 --> 714.120] You need some more clothes. +[714.120 --> 715.120] It's cold. +[715.120 --> 716.120] Pass. +[716.120 --> 717.120] You're a woman. +[717.120 --> 718.120] You're bride. +[718.120 --> 719.120] Grume. +[719.120 --> 720.120] Sexy. +[720.120 --> 721.120] Put in a move on. +[721.120 --> 722.120] Kissing. +[722.120 --> 723.120] A gory. +[723.120 --> 724.120] Kissing. +[724.120 --> 725.120] Smooching. +[725.120 --> 726.120] A needle. +[726.120 --> 727.120] A lever. +[727.120 --> 728.120] A bee. +[728.120 --> 729.120] A honey. +[729.120 --> 730.120] Honey. +[730.120 --> 731.120] Honey cheek. +[731.120 --> 732.120] Honey butt. +[732.120 --> 733.120] What? +[733.120 --> 734.120] What? +[734.120 --> 735.120] What? +[735.120 --> 736.120] Cut. +[736.120 --> 737.120] Oh. +[737.120 --> 738.120] Don't fall. +[738.120 --> 743.120] You did the best you could. +[743.120 --> 745.120] When you find out. +[745.120 --> 747.120] You got three of them. +[747.120 --> 749.120] And you're going to hate yourself on the fourth one. +[749.120 --> 750.120] Here's the putt. +[750.120 --> 752.120] Now, this is a $250 puzzle. +[752.120 --> 754.120] Let's look at the four words. +[754.120 --> 758.120] One, two, three, and. +[758.120 --> 759.120] Is it? +[759.120 --> 760.120] Oh, three. +[760.120 --> 761.120] I'm sorry. +[761.120 --> 762.120] Three words you got. +[762.120 --> 764.120] A hot dog with cheese might be called a blank in one of these. +[764.120 --> 769.120] And if you can blank under an electric one with your blank during a blank. +[769.120 --> 771.120] And you can blank them. +[771.120 --> 772.120] What do you think? +[772.120 --> 773.120] Steve Sacks. +[773.120 --> 777.120] All right, Mike, come on over here. +[777.120 --> 780.120] You're in the game, Mr. Marshall. +[780.120 --> 782.120] Which blank would you like next? +[782.120 --> 783.120] Four. +[783.120 --> 784.120] All right. +[784.120 --> 786.120] A hot dog with cheese might be called a blank in one of these. +[786.120 --> 790.120] And you can snuggle under an electric one with your blank during a blank. +[790.120 --> 791.120] Mike. +[791.120 --> 792.120] Blanket. +[792.120 --> 793.120] Is it? +[793.120 --> 794.120] Blanket. +[794.120 --> 795.120] And you got it. +[795.120 --> 796.120] Steve. +[796.120 --> 799.120] You played so well, they caught them in the hot dog with cheese. +[799.120 --> 801.120] Might be called a pig in one of these. +[801.120 --> 804.120] And you can snuggle under an electric one not with your electric honey. +[804.120 --> 805.120] Cheek. +[805.120 --> 806.120] Honey bun. +[806.120 --> 808.120] It was a honey bun during a blizzard. +[808.120 --> 809.120] That's what it was. +[809.120 --> 811.120] And you almost didn't get hot dogs. +[811.120 --> 812.120] Okay. +[812.120 --> 814.120] It's now 350 for the red team, 100 for the green team. +[814.120 --> 815.120] You sit down. +[815.120 --> 817.120] You stay right here and Greg is down here. +[817.120 --> 818.120] Greg. +[818.120 --> 819.120] Greg, come on. +[819.120 --> 820.120] Greg, come on. +[820.120 --> 822.120] There we go. +[822.120 --> 823.120] Greg and Mike, you have 350. +[823.120 --> 824.120] This is a $250 puzzle. +[824.120 --> 826.120] If you get this, you win the game. +[826.120 --> 828.120] Could we have 60 seconds on the clock, please? +[828.120 --> 829.120] Here's your first word. +[830.120 --> 831.120] And go. +[831.120 --> 832.120] Okay, you're eating something. +[832.120 --> 833.120] You got a chew in your mouth. +[833.120 --> 834.120] You got tobacco. +[834.120 --> 836.120] You got a chewing tobacco. +[836.120 --> 837.120] Yeah. +[837.120 --> 838.120] Nice. +[838.120 --> 839.120] That. +[839.120 --> 841.120] You're pitching. +[841.120 --> 842.120] You're throwing. +[842.120 --> 843.120] You're pitching. +[843.120 --> 844.120] You're warming up. +[844.120 --> 845.120] You're warming up. +[845.120 --> 846.120] You got to warm up. +[846.120 --> 848.120] You're warming up in the bullpen. +[848.120 --> 849.120] Yeah. +[849.120 --> 850.120] You got it next. +[850.120 --> 851.120] Okay, throwin' an upper ball. +[851.120 --> 852.120] Throwin' an upper ball. +[852.120 --> 853.120] Holy yeah. +[853.120 --> 855.120] All right. +[855.120 --> 856.120] You're screwdriver. +[856.120 --> 857.120] You got a screwdriver. +[857.120 --> 858.120] Yeah. +[858.120 --> 859.120] Great. +[859.120 --> 860.120] You're drinking something. +[860.120 --> 862.720] You're drinking something, you're drinking something, +[862.720 --> 864.120] and you're opening up the top... +[864.120 --> 865.420] and then you're wiping something off. +[865.420 --> 868.120] You got the top of the can, top of the can. +[868.120 --> 869.120] You puttin' something back on. +[869.120 --> 872.120] You were drinking something. +[872.120 --> 873.120] You were drinking something. +[873.120 --> 874.120] There's a carrot. +[874.120 --> 875.120] You were drinking Timothy Coleman. +[875.120 --> 876.120] You would drink it soda. +[876.120 --> 878.120] You were drinking... +[878.120 --> 879.120] You got a can. +[879.120 --> 880.120] You got a can. +[880.120 --> 882.120] You drinkin' a bottle of coal. +[882.120 --> 884.120] Youoker, what are you drinking? +[884.120 --> 885.120] A jar? +[885.120 --> 887.120] A jar. +[887.120 --> 889.120] A jar. +[889.120 --> 891.120] One. +[891.120 --> 893.120] Good bad, given up. +[893.120 --> 895.120] You got four. +[895.120 --> 897.120] How you doing? +[897.120 --> 899.120] Good luck to see the first four in short order. +[899.120 --> 901.120] I've told them with the last minute. +[901.120 --> 903.120] Four words will serve you well. +[903.120 --> 905.120] This is a $250 puzzle. +[905.120 --> 907.120] Here are your four words. +[907.120 --> 909.120] If you get this, you win the game. +[909.120 --> 913.120] And you can find one kind in the bullpen, +[913.120 --> 915.120] like knuckle balls and chewing tobacco. +[915.120 --> 921.120] And another kind might be blank of blank or screwdrivers. +[921.120 --> 923.120] What do you think? +[923.120 --> 925.120] Is it pitcher? +[925.120 --> 927.120] There you go. +[927.120 --> 929.120] Here you go. +[929.120 --> 931.120] Oh, I'm going ahead. +[931.120 --> 933.120] Here's my car. +[933.120 --> 935.120] Here you go. +[935.120 --> 937.120] All right, let's take this. +[937.120 --> 939.120] Let's have a little Sunday afternoon. +[939.120 --> 941.120] We can't say quarterback enough of baseball. +[941.120 --> 943.120] I'm going to find the bullpen throwing knuckle balls. +[943.120 --> 945.120] Well, you got that one quickly, chewing tobacco. +[945.120 --> 947.120] And another kind might be full of lemonade. +[947.120 --> 949.120] That was long. +[949.120 --> 951.120] You got it. +[951.120 --> 953.120] You got it. +[953.120 --> 955.120] You got it. +[955.120 --> 957.120] You got it. +[957.120 --> 959.120] You got it. +[959.120 --> 961.120] So Mike Marshall and Greg Brock win the game. +[961.120 --> 963.120] I don't know. +[963.120 --> 965.120] That's $600. +[965.120 --> 967.120] Now. +[967.120 --> 969.120] Well, the game is over, but we haven't gone for the big bucks yet. +[969.120 --> 971.120] You got it. +[971.120 --> 973.120] You guys sit down there. +[973.120 --> 975.120] Figure out your strategy. +[975.120 --> 977.120] One of you is going to give. +[977.120 --> 979.120] One of you is going to receive. +[979.120 --> 983.120] Because when we come back, Mike Marshall and Greg Brock are going to go for their respective charities. +[983.120 --> 985.120] A grand total of $10,000. +[985.120 --> 987.120] And we'll see how you do that. +[987.120 --> 991.120] Steve Sackley and Dave Anderson are going to sit this for now as they give. +[991.120 --> 995.120] Mike Marshall and Greg Brock now a chance for 10. +[995.120 --> 997.120] $10,000 to split between their charities. +[997.120 --> 999.120] So that means that Mike, you're going to be down here in the body language. +[999.120 --> 1001.120] Oh, you've done it. +[1001.120 --> 1003.120] You want to receive. +[1003.120 --> 1005.120] You'll receive. +[1005.120 --> 1007.120] You'll receive. +[1007.120 --> 1009.120] You'll receive. +[1009.120 --> 1011.120] Greg Brock. +[1011.120 --> 1013.120] You'll receive. +[1013.120 --> 1015.120] Greg Brock. +[1015.120 --> 1017.120] You'll receive. +[1017.120 --> 1019.120] Greg Brock. +[1019.120 --> 1021.120] You'll receive. +[1021.120 --> 1023.120] Greg Brock. +[1023.120 --> 1027.120] You can add to whatever you have up there, $550 or whatever, or $600. +[1027.120 --> 1029.120] You can add up to $10,000 for your charity. +[1029.120 --> 1031.120] We're going to give you 60 seconds, 10 words. +[1031.120 --> 1035.120] Mike, every word you get now is worth a hundred bucks. +[1035.120 --> 1037.120] And later on you can change the hundreds into thousands. +[1037.120 --> 1039.120] So good luck to both of you. +[1039.120 --> 1041.120] 60 seconds on the clock. +[1041.120 --> 1043.120] Here is your first word, sir. +[1043.120 --> 1045.120] And go. +[1045.120 --> 1047.120] Okay, you're shooting something. +[1047.120 --> 1049.120] You're shooting. +[1049.120 --> 1051.120] You have $100. +[1051.120 --> 1053.120] Pass. +[1053.120 --> 1055.120] You're out. +[1055.120 --> 1057.120] Hey, $300. +[1057.120 --> 1059.120] You're a sissy, you're a fairy, you're a... +[1059.120 --> 1061.120] You got $400. +[1061.120 --> 1063.120] You're in the home run, you're swinging the back. +[1063.120 --> 1065.120] $500. +[1065.120 --> 1067.120] You're putting two space under two foot. +[1067.120 --> 1069.120] $600. +[1069.120 --> 1071.120] You got the shirt on. +[1071.120 --> 1073.120] You're a referee. +[1073.120 --> 1075.120] $700. +[1075.120 --> 1077.120] You're exercising. +[1077.120 --> 1079.120] You're working on your stomach. +[1079.120 --> 1083.120] And the machine you're drawing, your... +[1083.120 --> 1085.120] So the next is your past. +[1085.120 --> 1087.120] You're rolling the stomach. +[1087.120 --> 1089.120] A book. +[1089.120 --> 1091.120] You're eating. +[1091.120 --> 1093.120] You're eating while you're reading the paper. +[1093.120 --> 1095.120] You're reading a book about eating. +[1095.120 --> 1097.120] What is it? +[1097.120 --> 1099.120] TV dinner. +[1099.120 --> 1101.120] He's passing. +[1101.120 --> 1103.120] You don't know your loss, you know? +[1103.120 --> 1105.120] $800. +[1105.120 --> 1107.120] All right, you got $800. +[1107.120 --> 1109.120] That's right. +[1109.120 --> 1111.120] You got hung up on what he was doing. +[1111.120 --> 1113.120] You know what part of the body was, where it was a simple twist. +[1113.120 --> 1117.120] And if what he was reading while he was eating was reading what he was eating. +[1117.120 --> 1119.120] In other words, it was a menu. +[1119.120 --> 1121.120] Oh, man. +[1121.120 --> 1123.120] But you got $800. +[1123.120 --> 1125.120] That's terrific, Ninja. +[1125.120 --> 1127.120] $800 can become $8,000. +[1127.120 --> 1129.120] If you get all three words in 20 seconds. +[1129.120 --> 1131.120] If you don't get all three words, you still got $800. +[1131.120 --> 1133.120] Oh, you got $800. +[1133.120 --> 1135.120] Huh? +[1135.120 --> 1137.120] You've got all of 20 seconds. +[1137.120 --> 1139.120] All of it. +[1139.120 --> 1141.120] Good luck to both of you. +[1141.120 --> 1143.120] Let's have the 20 seconds, please. +[1143.120 --> 1145.120] Here's your first three words, Greg. +[1145.120 --> 1147.120] Go. +[1147.120 --> 1149.120] You shake it something. +[1149.120 --> 1151.120] You shake it some dice. +[1151.120 --> 1153.120] You can't hear it. +[1153.120 --> 1155.120] There's noise. +[1155.120 --> 1157.120] Your baby. +[1157.120 --> 1159.120] There's a rattle. +[1159.120 --> 1161.120] Money. +[1161.120 --> 1163.120] Money. +[1163.120 --> 1165.120] Pizza. +[1165.120 --> 1167.120] Pizza. +[1167.120 --> 1169.120] It was a pizza. +[1169.120 --> 1171.120] It was a pizza. +[1171.120 --> 1173.120] I didn't know that was six times six. +[1173.120 --> 1175.120] What did you do? +[1175.120 --> 1177.120] Rice. +[1177.120 --> 1179.120] Is that a name? +[1179.120 --> 1181.120] Here's your voices, Nick Doug. +[1181.120 --> 1183.120] What was that, Jerry Royce? +[1183.120 --> 1185.120] Ask him about it. +[1185.120 --> 1187.120] I know what it's called. +[1187.120 --> 1189.120] I'll ask him about it. +[1189.120 --> 1191.120] You get my nose. +[1191.120 --> 1193.120] Steve Sacks and Dave Anderson instead of 100. +[1193.120 --> 1197.120] We're going to make $500 a piece for each of their charities. +[1197.120 --> 1199.120] For Steve, it was. +[1199.120 --> 1201.120] The American Diabetes Association. +[1201.120 --> 1203.120] Dave Anderson's charity won. +[1203.120 --> 1205.120] Ronald McDonald House. +[1205.120 --> 1207.120] $500 a piece for you two. +[1207.120 --> 1209.120] Here are our awareness over here. +[1209.120 --> 1211.120] Mike Marshall and Greg Brock instead of $1400. +[1211.120 --> 1213.120] We're going to give you $5,000. +[1213.120 --> 1215.120] In other words, $2,504. +[1215.120 --> 1217.120] System five roses. +[1217.120 --> 1219.120] And $2,504. +[1219.120 --> 1221.120] And $3,000. +[1221.120 --> 1223.120] And Dick Gov. +[1223.120 --> 1225.120] And from all of us, to all of you, +[1225.120 --> 1227.120] keep well, keep healthy. +[1227.120 --> 1229.120] And watch the doctor and go to McLean. +[1229.120 --> 1231.120] Some of our department contestants will be saying, +[1231.120 --> 1233.120] four college is super-struckable. +[1233.120 --> 1235.120] Two test easy-fair late-text-flight ball and fit. +[1235.120 --> 1237.120] But these are walls with work. +[1237.120 --> 1239.120] Only at two-bottied high-press dollars. +[1239.120 --> 1241.120] Give them significant for Kentucky Friday chicken +[1241.120 --> 1243.120] and fresh buttermilk pissies. +[1243.120 --> 1245.120] You've got to write the chicken that's right. +[1245.120 --> 1247.120] Kentucky Friday chicken. +[1247.120 --> 1248.120] We do chicken right. +[1248.120 --> 1250.120] We do have a year with this ball smile. +[1250.120 --> 1252.120] The goal is to arrive with five cup container. +[1252.120 --> 1254.120] The continuous feeds include many blend jar +[1254.120 --> 1256.120] for quick single rinse. +[1256.120 --> 1258.120] Five minute call of multi-central cold syrup and tap. +[1258.120 --> 1260.120] This is to save the relief your cold and cold tips. +[1260.120 --> 1262.120] This is why I take all the new EU's and direct tips. +[1262.120 --> 1264.120] And remember, my beauty audience will receive +[1264.120 --> 1266.120] the Tatches Consent Match Music System. +[1266.120 --> 1268.120] May I have a cup of cereal receiver? +[1268.120 --> 1270.120] It's 7.5 watts per channel. +[1270.120 --> 1272.120] Delphiac drink. +[1272.120 --> 1274.120] They move. +[1274.120 --> 1276.120] Like a carbonate, two-way speaker system. +[1276.120 --> 1284.120] This is Daniel speaking for body lightweight. +[1284.120 --> 1288.120] A market of television products. +[1288.120 --> 1290.120] Tonight, Angela has a change of heart +[1290.120 --> 1292.120] seeing Lance and Lorraine's baby as the next year. +[1292.120 --> 1294.120] And Greg makes a plea to postpone Lance's trial. +[1294.120 --> 1296.120] Fall compressed to light it down. +[1296.120 --> 1298.120] Not. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_syuz5-tYfMw.txt b/transcript/comedy_syuz5-tYfMw.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dc7489c4df2fec9a1d90a5de94985cb892cc7d28 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_syuz5-tYfMw.txt @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.000] Hey. +[20.840 --> 25.840] I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. +[25.840 --> 27.840] I'm applying for a new villain loan. +[29.840 --> 35.840] It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. +[39.840 --> 41.840] Vector, that's me. +[41.840 --> 46.840] Because I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. +[46.840 --> 48.840] Oh yeah! +[50.840 --> 51.840] Check out my new weapon. +[51.840 --> 53.840] Piranha gun! +[53.840 --> 54.840] Oh yes! +[54.840 --> 58.840] Fire's live piranhas ever seen one before. Now you have an advantage. +[58.840 --> 59.840] I'm doing a demonstration. +[72.840 --> 74.840] I bet the mom is beautiful. +[74.840 --> 76.840] I bet Daddy's eyes sparkle. +[76.840 --> 79.840] I bet their house is made of dummy bears. +[80.840 --> 82.840] I'm just saying it being nice. +[82.840 --> 85.840] Oh! Hi girls! +[94.840 --> 98.840] Girls, I want you to make Mr. Guru. +[98.840 --> 100.840] He's going to adopt you. +[100.840 --> 103.840] And he's the dentist. +[110.840 --> 112.840] You're the best. +[124.840 --> 126.840] It was your cousin's idea. +[140.840 --> 141.840] What? +[142.840 --> 143.840] Oh sorry, dude. +[143.840 --> 145.840] I can't ride with that in the door. +[145.840 --> 146.840] What? +[170.840 --> 171.840] Go! +[172.840 --> 173.840] Go! +[196.840 --> 198.840] Only for RR to the lunch. +[198.840 --> 201.840] And all systems are gone. +[201.840 --> 203.840] Oh, about that. +[203.840 --> 208.840] I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. +[208.840 --> 213.840] Please tell me this is not as a result of the girl's dance recital. +[213.840 --> 214.840] Is it? +[214.840 --> 216.840] No, no, no! +[216.840 --> 218.840] No! They're a cycled dog! +[218.840 --> 219.840] That's stupid. +[219.840 --> 224.840] I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. +[224.840 --> 226.840] I was thinking maybe it... +[227.840 --> 230.840] ...heist is a Tuesday thing. +[230.840 --> 231.840] Right? +[231.840 --> 235.840] Guru, you and I have been working on this for years. +[235.840 --> 237.840] Is everything we've dreamed of? +[237.840 --> 239.840] Your chance to make history. +[239.840 --> 242.840] Become the man who stole the moon. +[242.840 --> 246.840] But these girls are becoming a major distraction. +[246.840 --> 248.840] They need to go. +[248.840 --> 253.840] If you don't do something about it, then I will. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_v5FiMHQqMT4.txt b/transcript/comedy_v5FiMHQqMT4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..493e49b885e2c8e8ce31ebad39a292b85ee8e2cc --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_v5FiMHQqMT4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,286 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.320] It's not a card, okay? This is actually my English, it's English. +[4.320 --> 9.600] And I have to speak to you or to talk to you. I still don't know the difference between speaking and talking. +[9.600 --> 12.560] But apparently nobody knows. +[12.560 --> 15.520] That's why I'm going to try to explain to you. +[15.520 --> 18.720] I'm very interested for speaking is when you're speaking to somebody. +[18.720 --> 22.320] Talking on the other hand is when you're talking to somebody. +[22.320 --> 23.920] Thank you very much. +[23.920 --> 25.920] This is just... +[25.920 --> 28.720] I don't know if you want my English dictionary. +[29.280 --> 31.120] We have too many verbs in this country. +[31.120 --> 36.800] Speaking, talking, saying, telling, then you have a yelling, shouting, and screaming. +[36.800 --> 40.400] Three verbs to describe what Italian is just called conversation. +[43.280 --> 44.240] It's a name. +[46.000 --> 48.560] I wouldn't have said I'm going to be a new couple crazy in this country. +[48.560 --> 50.000] You mean in the sinalitaiano? +[50.000 --> 50.880] Mozzarella? +[52.480 --> 56.240] Mozzarella, pizza, spaghetti, a long list of carbs. +[58.800 --> 60.320] It's not like, hey, hey. +[60.320 --> 62.240] This is pan-whose- +[62.240 --> 64.480] We sound like these two. +[64.480 --> 65.920] Like, it's been a wee bit more. +[65.920 --> 67.200] It's been a wee bit more. +[68.400 --> 69.360] I'm going to say that. +[69.360 --> 70.560] I'm going to say, it's very sexy. +[70.560 --> 72.000] And this is how you think, +[72.000 --> 73.520] it's been a wee bit more. +[73.520 --> 74.480] It's been a wee bit more. +[74.480 --> 75.520] It's been a wee bit more. +[75.520 --> 76.560] It's been a wee bit more. +[76.560 --> 77.520] It's been a wee bit more. +[78.560 --> 79.760] It's been a wee bit more. +[80.960 --> 81.760] Three. +[82.800 --> 83.840] You know what I mean? It's very sexy. +[83.840 --> 84.560] And just with the wee bit, +[84.560 --> 87.040] then we've followed your feet here in the UK +[87.120 --> 88.400] because of your accent. +[88.400 --> 90.640] So every time I'm here, I'm ready to walk. +[91.840 --> 92.800] I'm being modest. +[93.920 --> 94.800] I'm wrapping my feet. +[95.680 --> 97.680] Please, stick the tongue on. +[97.680 --> 98.720] Stick the tongue on. +[98.720 --> 99.680] But I'm eating the mouth. +[99.680 --> 100.640] I'm holding it. +[102.800 --> 103.920] They'll have the- +[103.920 --> 105.040] When I had the sinalitaiano, +[105.040 --> 107.040] we would say, just shut up and look something. +[109.680 --> 110.320] Like, +[110.320 --> 111.520] I'm holding it. +[114.560 --> 116.000] Now I always wanted you to come here. +[116.160 --> 117.120] You know, when you're a child, +[117.120 --> 118.320] literally, you're a school. +[118.320 --> 120.080] You read a lot of British literature. +[120.800 --> 122.000] A lot of British literature. +[122.000 --> 123.600] You read a fancestan, +[124.800 --> 125.440] Dracula, +[129.920 --> 131.040] picture of Dorengry, +[132.080 --> 133.440] Dother Jenga, Mr. I, +[133.440 --> 134.880] how creepy stories. +[135.440 --> 136.160] Very scary, +[136.160 --> 136.960] bodies natural, +[136.960 --> 138.480] some vampires, +[138.480 --> 139.280] and it's strange. +[139.840 --> 140.560] And well, +[140.560 --> 143.440] I was so scared because Mrs. Johnson once said, +[143.440 --> 145.440] this year, the school trip would be in London. +[145.520 --> 146.960] I said, no, no, I don't want to go there. +[148.960 --> 149.600] Why? +[149.600 --> 151.280] I don't want to be in a fun vibe. +[152.160 --> 152.560] She said, +[152.560 --> 154.320] it's 90, he's five. +[154.320 --> 156.320] And you really think that there's someone +[156.320 --> 158.720] in London who sucks blood from other people? +[158.720 --> 160.240] I said, yeah, it's not gonna touch you. +[162.000 --> 163.280] It was my best show. +[167.280 --> 168.480] You want to do it for me? +[168.480 --> 169.200] Yeah, when you're up. +[169.200 --> 169.920] Yeah, that's yours. +[171.520 --> 173.760] And then you'll be in London, green. +[176.240 --> 177.040] I'm not being... +[179.040 --> 179.760] All people. +[180.960 --> 181.600] And then the boys. +[183.360 --> 184.160] And then what you said, +[185.360 --> 186.800] was hard time when I was a school, +[186.800 --> 189.360] because I was very small with big ears. +[191.360 --> 192.800] And all my kids are really... +[192.800 --> 194.320] So everybody made fun of me, +[194.320 --> 194.960] big ears, +[194.960 --> 195.920] they call me dumber. +[197.360 --> 198.560] Flying elephant. +[198.560 --> 200.320] Every time I was so disappointed, +[200.320 --> 201.280] then I flew away. +[201.840 --> 203.840] I'm not a problem. +[203.840 --> 205.600] I'm a little show, I'm not a problem. +[207.680 --> 208.480] And I moved here, +[208.480 --> 211.600] and here, the first question that comedians asked me +[211.600 --> 212.000] is, +[212.640 --> 214.320] how is the comedy seen in me like? +[214.320 --> 215.680] How is your walk in? +[215.680 --> 217.120] I think it's a stupid question, +[217.120 --> 218.080] because if I'm here, +[221.120 --> 222.480] it's something from your food. +[224.320 --> 225.600] It's something from your well. +[226.880 --> 227.520] Suffering. +[228.320 --> 231.360] I'm having a lot of money in a foreign land, +[231.360 --> 232.480] with a foreign country, +[232.480 --> 236.080] I have 200 pounds every week to share the flat with a guy +[236.080 --> 238.400] who speaks it in a language that I don't understand. +[239.520 --> 241.040] Because he's from C city. +[241.040 --> 242.240] You know what I mean? +[242.240 --> 243.200] I mean, +[243.200 --> 245.200] I'm just sitting here and sharing the world. +[246.400 --> 247.360] It's a crap. +[247.360 --> 248.240] It's a crap. +[248.240 --> 248.880] It's a... +[248.880 --> 250.240] You know, you don't make money. +[250.240 --> 251.200] Not money is zero one, +[251.200 --> 253.920] because you know, I've been doing this job for 10 years now. +[253.920 --> 255.040] I did radio shows in Italy, +[255.040 --> 256.400] television shows. +[256.560 --> 257.840] And I have been called +[257.840 --> 259.120] fucking Best Pa. +[259.120 --> 260.720] The same old fucking Best Pa. +[260.720 --> 262.560] I don't tell money who changed the best one. +[263.840 --> 265.600] It's a hard job, +[265.600 --> 267.760] you know, in a lot of frustration in Somnia, +[267.760 --> 268.800] gastritis. +[268.800 --> 270.160] I can use that. +[270.160 --> 271.600] If you have Panda, +[271.600 --> 272.800] this is something I've asked you. +[272.800 --> 273.280] You know, +[273.280 --> 274.640] if you have Panda, +[274.640 --> 276.240] it means that I've got the best Pa because +[276.240 --> 277.360] they find it like the +[277.360 --> 279.280] the Dolce Vita. +[279.280 --> 280.640] Oh, that's... +[280.640 --> 282.000] Oh! +[282.000 --> 283.680] I have a Best Pa because I don't tell money +[283.680 --> 284.320] to buy a beer, +[284.320 --> 286.000] but with a proper number of wheels. +[287.200 --> 288.960] That's why I do beer. +[288.960 --> 290.400] I did my job in Italy, +[290.400 --> 291.600] I left my house in Rome, +[291.600 --> 293.200] I broke up with my girlfriend, +[293.200 --> 295.120] and it was my personal +[295.120 --> 297.120] Brexit from my parents. +[297.120 --> 299.120] So I decided very well. +[299.120 --> 301.120] I didn't do a referendum. +[301.120 --> 307.120] I just got drunk and made a decision. +[307.120 --> 309.120] I just had to give it a percent of him. +[310.080 --> 311.920] I'm sorry, I moved out of the way. +[311.920 --> 313.280] I know that we were very clear +[313.280 --> 314.880] two years ago about the posibino +[314.880 --> 316.720] in people like me and his country, +[316.720 --> 317.920] but ironically, +[317.920 --> 319.120] because of that referendum, +[319.120 --> 320.320] the pound is very weak. +[320.320 --> 321.520] So for the first time in my life, +[321.520 --> 323.520] I was able to fought the tree. +[323.520 --> 325.520] But... +[325.520 --> 327.520] Thanks for that match. +[327.520 --> 329.520] I really appreciate it. +[329.520 --> 331.520] I'm so happy. +[331.520 --> 333.520] I'm so happy. +[333.520 --> 335.520] I'm so happy. +[335.520 --> 337.520] I'm so happy. +[337.520 --> 339.520] Cheers. +[339.520 --> 341.520] Not just my strategy. +[341.520 --> 343.520] I'm just a few people +[343.520 --> 345.520] to the UK since 2000, +[345.520 --> 347.520] and it's just a good thing. +[347.520 --> 349.520] So you like it, I hate it, I hate it. +[349.520 --> 350.720] This is... +[350.720 --> 351.920] No, it's just a good thing for me. +[351.920 --> 353.920] I like it a lot, but I don't like you. +[353.920 --> 356.720] If you think about it, +[356.720 --> 357.920] everywhere you go, +[357.920 --> 359.520] the world is wonderful, +[359.520 --> 360.720] the people say, +[360.720 --> 362.320] everywhere, +[362.320 --> 364.320] everywhere you go. +[364.320 --> 365.120] You know, I can see you, +[365.120 --> 366.720] I'm wrong, my city. +[366.720 --> 368.720] I can see you because you like Italy, +[368.720 --> 370.320] you don't like Italians. +[370.320 --> 372.320] It's an awkward situation. +[372.320 --> 375.520] You know, it's like being in a big orgy +[375.520 --> 377.520] with your parents. +[377.520 --> 380.720] You're not where you are, +[380.720 --> 382.720] but you go like me. +[382.720 --> 385.520] And I can do this joking Italy +[385.520 --> 387.520] because I actually do parties. +[389.520 --> 391.520] Parents. +[391.520 --> 393.520] And Westwood. +[394.320 --> 397.120] I love to look at things about my country. +[397.120 --> 399.120] You don't know anything about me. +[399.120 --> 401.120] Especially Americans. +[401.120 --> 405.120] You know, Americans don't know anything about us. +[405.120 --> 407.920] They're not so good in general. +[407.920 --> 409.920] How do you like us here? +[409.920 --> 413.120] I'm surprised. +[413.120 --> 417.120] How did you find the home? +[417.120 --> 419.120] You can believe in them. +[419.120 --> 421.520] You know, I am a friendly Washington DC +[421.520 --> 423.120] who believes because of me +[423.120 --> 425.920] that he needs other people to have cats. +[425.920 --> 427.520] He's been walking along with the ones that have +[427.520 --> 429.520] the run, run, run, run. +[429.520 --> 431.920] And I look for Chesco, it's just a cat. +[431.920 --> 433.120] He's on that cat and he goes, +[433.120 --> 435.120] oh no, no. +[435.120 --> 437.120] It's a little higher. +[447.120 --> 449.920] I wasn't such Maria once +[449.920 --> 451.920] playing comedy. +[451.920 --> 454.720] And today is a very important day for South Korea. +[454.720 --> 456.720] We must get going down together. +[456.720 --> 458.320] And as you know. +[458.320 --> 460.720] And you know, at that time, +[460.720 --> 462.320] wasn't because they didn't speak English. +[462.320 --> 463.920] I was in South Korea, they didn't speak English. +[463.920 --> 466.720] So can you imagine me to extend that to English? +[466.720 --> 468.720] This English. +[468.720 --> 471.520] Very English, speaking countries. +[471.520 --> 473.120] A lot of confusion. +[473.120 --> 473.920] First joke. +[473.920 --> 476.320] I wanted to make a joke about South Korea. +[476.320 --> 478.720] For Wento's age, they didn't even get the joke. +[478.720 --> 479.920] Wento's age and I say, +[479.920 --> 483.920] I'm very happy to be here in one of the best Korea's +[483.920 --> 485.920] in the world. +[485.920 --> 487.920] Which is a good joke. +[487.920 --> 489.920] Everything I do. +[489.920 --> 493.920] So I have to explain the joke. +[493.920 --> 496.920] I wanted to say that I really like South Korea. +[496.920 --> 497.920] I don't like North Korea. +[497.920 --> 498.920] South Korea, good. +[498.920 --> 500.920] North Korea, good. +[500.920 --> 502.920] South Korea, good. +[502.920 --> 504.920] North Korea. +[504.920 --> 506.920] Good, North Korea. +[507.920 --> 510.920] For a moment that was always in the robbery. +[510.920 --> 514.920] I just had to give you the right of a day. +[514.920 --> 516.920] Or a right of a free-throwed speech. +[516.920 --> 518.920] No. +[518.920 --> 520.920] No. +[520.920 --> 522.920] It was very good. +[522.920 --> 526.920] The biggest problem is that I'm lonely. +[526.920 --> 528.920] I'm fucking sad. +[528.920 --> 530.920] I'm sad. +[530.920 --> 534.920] Because you know, you're not very open as a people. +[535.920 --> 536.920] You're shy. +[536.920 --> 539.920] I went on Tinder. +[539.920 --> 541.920] I didn't know anything interesting. +[541.920 --> 544.920] We saw that any woman on Tinder says the same thing. +[544.920 --> 546.920] She said, no one has sex. +[546.920 --> 547.920] No. +[547.920 --> 548.920] Okay. +[548.920 --> 551.920] What? +[551.920 --> 555.920] One nice thing is not to divorce case and actress. +[555.920 --> 557.920] Because I'm not looking for sex. +[557.920 --> 560.920] I'm looking for a woman to share my depression. +[560.920 --> 563.920] I'm looking to share my negative. +[563.920 --> 566.920] I want to destroy your nant. +[566.920 --> 568.920] I want to talk about my ex-girlfriend. +[568.920 --> 571.920] I want to talk about the brothers that I had with my mother. +[571.920 --> 572.920] Okay. +[572.920 --> 574.920] I want to talk about the fact that I'm the best comedian in the world. +[574.920 --> 577.920] But audiences have not ready. +[577.920 --> 581.920] And after two hours of being complaining about everything, +[581.920 --> 584.920] you will ask for a one-night-self. +[584.920 --> 588.920] You will say, I'm shy, so we give you a blowjob right here right now. +[588.920 --> 591.920] We're distracting nambos. +[591.920 --> 594.920] And we can stop talking about your miserable childhood. +[594.920 --> 598.920] So the worst case scenario is not the one they said. +[598.920 --> 600.920] The worst case scenario is me. +[600.920 --> 601.920] My name is Francesco Legano. +[601.920 --> 602.920] Thank you. +[602.920 --> 603.920] Thank you. +[603.920 --> 604.920] Thank you. +[604.920 --> 605.920] Thank you. +[605.920 --> 606.920] Thank you. +[606.920 --> 607.920] Thank you. +[607.920 --> 608.920] Thank you. +[608.920 --> 609.920] Thank you. +[609.920 --> 610.920] Thank you. +[610.920 --> 611.920] Thank you. +[611.920 --> 612.920] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_vGtpMfBcYOs.txt b/transcript/comedy_vGtpMfBcYOs.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a9e846fbc4fa2fe08e9dd835916a12f7a8aee40 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_vGtpMfBcYOs.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.000] We always try to... +[2.000 --> 5.000] I meant, my worst moment I met, Clyde Davis. +[5.000 --> 6.000] And so I'll make this quick. +[6.000 --> 7.000] I saw him again at a big table. +[7.000 --> 8.000] He's a hurry, hurry, hurry. +[8.000 --> 10.000] Yeah, he was at a table and he was sitting there +[10.000 --> 11.000] and he'd go, I should say, hi, it's Clyde Davis. +[11.000 --> 13.000] So I went over to his big table with people +[13.000 --> 15.000] and I went over and I go, uh, hi, Clyde, I'm Jimmy Fountain. +[15.000 --> 20.000] And he goes, uh, so I go, so I'm going to kiss him on the cheek. +[20.000 --> 24.000] So I went around... +[24.000 --> 29.000] Well, I go, and his... +[29.000 --> 32.000] He's like, he couldn't hear what you were saying. +[32.000 --> 38.000] I was like, oh, so sorry. +[38.000 --> 41.000] I can't do it. Never met him. Never met him. +[41.000 --> 43.000] Never talked to him ever again. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_wROjY3NpSvo.txt b/transcript/comedy_wROjY3NpSvo.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecda6f15193571e39b277d2b44679196dddc2ef4 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_wROjY3NpSvo.txt @@ -0,0 +1,162 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.000] Robert Downey Jr. gets mad at Jimmy Kimmel. +[2.000 --> 4.000] All of a sudden you're the guest. It is a little bit odd. +[4.000 --> 8.000] We start to uncover some hidden drama between Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. +[8.000 --> 12.000] And Jimmy Kimmel gets in trouble for asking an inappropriate question. +[12.000 --> 14.000] On this episode of Body Lane Winch Drama. +[14.000 --> 16.000] I'm pretty important in that show. +[16.000 --> 20.000] The show starts off normally, but then it gets very inappropriate very quickly. +[20.000 --> 22.000] That's the name of the brand? That's right. +[22.000 --> 24.000] Okay. It's like retro but without the art. +[24.000 --> 26.000] You've never heard of that show. +[26.000 --> 28.000] I'm pretty important in that show. +[28.000 --> 32.000] You have to look in. Later on we'll look. You'll go through my pants and we'll see what I'm wearing. +[32.000 --> 34.000] Hey, you had the big premiere right across the street. +[34.000 --> 40.000] Robert Downey Jr. and the audience are shocked at this very crude attempt to build sexual appeal. +[40.000 --> 44.000] Hey, you had the big premiere right across the street last night. +[44.000 --> 46.000] Jimmy Kimmel tries to change his subject. +[46.000 --> 48.000] But Robert Downey Jr. can't seem to forget about what Jimmy just said. +[48.000 --> 50.000] And you can see it in the way he's carrying himself. +[50.000 --> 52.000] More and more every time. You do. +[52.000 --> 56.000] Jimmy Kimmel saying that was very inappropriate. +[56.000 --> 58.000] Robert decides to do something about it. +[58.000 --> 60.000] He has three options that he can go with. +[60.000 --> 62.000] Option number one. Play along. +[62.000 --> 64.000] Option number two. Let it go. +[64.000 --> 66.000] Option number three. +[66.000 --> 68.000] Fight fire with fire. +[68.000 --> 70.000] He decides to go with option number three. +[70.000 --> 72.000] Fighting fire with fire. +[72.000 --> 74.000] Now Robert starts to brand his own sex appeal. +[74.000 --> 76.000] Each time it gets better. +[76.000 --> 78.000] Here's the problem. +[78.000 --> 80.000] You get to see Tony when he was really young. +[80.000 --> 82.000] Uh-huh. +[82.000 --> 84.000] And then for the rest of the movie it's me. +[84.000 --> 86.000] I kept saying where's that young guy? +[86.000 --> 88.000] Yeah, that was interesting. +[88.000 --> 92.000] I think in the follow up films I might just have him play me as 24. +[92.000 --> 94.000] Well, he's hot. +[94.000 --> 98.000] Hey, listen everybody was pretty excited for sure. +[98.000 --> 100.000] And in the middle he starts to check Jimmy to see his reaction. +[100.000 --> 104.000] And looking at Robert's body language he knows that he did the right thing calling Jimmy Kimmel out. +[104.000 --> 106.000] Yeah, it was hot. +[106.000 --> 110.000] Hey, listen everybody was pretty excited for sure. +[110.000 --> 112.000] And Robert just goes straight into it. +[112.000 --> 114.000] Little bit. I got a little charge. +[114.000 --> 116.000] What is this about you and I in your pants? +[116.000 --> 118.000] Where are you coming on to me? +[118.000 --> 120.000] I just got you. +[120.000 --> 122.000] Yeah, I usually wait for him to step outside. +[122.000 --> 124.000] Is that what you want? +[124.000 --> 126.000] I'm sorry, I'm back. +[126.000 --> 128.000] Yeah, you're back. Okay, good. +[128.000 --> 130.000] Jimmy Kimmel purses his lips because he knows Robert is putting him in his place. +[130.000 --> 132.000] But by using the power of his position as a talk show host +[132.000 --> 134.000] he decides to get revenge on Robert Dany Jr. +[134.000 --> 138.000] by mentioning something personal that happened at the premiere of Captain America Civil War. +[138.000 --> 140.000] Here I go. Okay, good. +[140.000 --> 144.000] So who had better seats? You or the Eccursed Captain America? +[144.000 --> 146.000] Did he show up? He was that. +[146.000 --> 150.000] Not only that, he told me he was bringing something patriots with him. +[150.000 --> 152.000] That hits Robert in his gut. +[152.000 --> 154.000] As Chris Evans gets mentioned. +[154.000 --> 158.000] First Robert's eyes are tipped. +[158.000 --> 160.000] Or the Eccursed Captain America. +[160.000 --> 164.000] He was up. He was up. He was up. He was bringing some of the New England patriots with him. +[164.000 --> 166.000] Yeah. +[166.000 --> 170.000] And then secondly, a nervous smile appears once the patriots are mentioned. +[170.000 --> 174.000] And it just so happens that Captain America loves the New England patriots. +[174.000 --> 178.000] Enough to invite them to the premiere of Captain America Civil War. +[178.000 --> 182.000] I've done things for me and so I'm inviting a few patriots players. +[182.000 --> 184.000] Oh. +[184.000 --> 188.000] Robert Dany Jr.'s pace because Chris Evans may have ditched Robert +[188.000 --> 190.000] for the New England Patriots. +[190.000 --> 192.000] Right. +[192.000 --> 194.000] I love Chris, I love Captain America. +[194.000 --> 196.000] Before the premieres on nervous and we're supposed to drive in the outies, +[196.000 --> 198.000] he's like, bro, I don't know. +[198.000 --> 200.000] Should you go first or I should go first? +[200.000 --> 202.000] I was like, man up, dude, we gotta go to this premiere together. +[202.000 --> 204.000] What is he, what? +[204.000 --> 206.000] Jimmy Kimmel sees that Robert's in distress thinking about Chris Evans. +[206.000 --> 210.000] So Jimmy Kimmel pushes the New England Patriots even more to piss him off. +[210.000 --> 212.000] What is he, what is he worrying about? +[212.000 --> 214.000] Do you know? +[214.000 --> 216.000] Chris Evans has been known to be very nervous around the New England Patriots. +[216.000 --> 222.000] You see him, you're like, man, you are the reason that patriots get to say what we get to say to anyone who doesn't like us. +[222.000 --> 226.000] He's like I said, if you're actually like a little kid. +[226.000 --> 228.000] I'm like, I don't know. +[228.000 --> 230.000] He just realized, oh, this is exciting. +[230.000 --> 232.000] This is a big deal. +[232.000 --> 234.000] I think last night he suddenly all of a sudden realized it was exciting. +[234.000 --> 240.000] He did seem excited about bringing the patriots, which is kind of a funny thing to do. +[240.000 --> 242.000] Yeah, like patriots, whatever, I'm telling the same thing. +[242.000 --> 244.000] You didn't care at all. +[244.000 --> 246.000] Robert is reactive to this. +[246.000 --> 248.000] Jimmy starts to get aggressive and goes for another emotional jab. +[248.000 --> 254.000] By mentioning how Chris Evans wouldn't even be Captain America, it wasn't for Robert in the first place. +[254.000 --> 258.000] You had to convince Chris to take the role of Captain America. +[258.000 --> 260.000] Was that difficult to talk him into that? +[260.000 --> 262.000] You know this great in hindsight, I get to take... +[262.000 --> 266.000] And for some reason, Robert is stressed out about this question as we can see through the gope. +[266.000 --> 270.000] Was that difficult to talk him into that? +[270.000 --> 272.000] You know this great in hindsight, I get to take credit for everything. +[272.000 --> 274.000] There's no Marvel Cinematic Universe without me. +[274.000 --> 276.000] Yeah, I did everything. +[276.000 --> 278.000] It's like you're like... +[278.000 --> 284.000] And the motion of his head is telling us that his brain is withholding his true emotions from us. +[284.000 --> 288.000] As he breathes out what he actually feels. +[288.000 --> 290.000] Marvel Cinematic Universe without me. +[290.000 --> 292.000] Yeah, I did everything. +[292.000 --> 294.000] It's like you're like... +[294.000 --> 298.000] You're indoctrinating people into a cult. +[298.000 --> 300.000] He's the one that said it though. +[300.000 --> 302.000] He's the one that said it though. He made this up. +[302.000 --> 304.000] I don't want to say he made it up. +[304.000 --> 306.000] Do you think I just call people on the phone and say, listen, you're going to do this movie. +[306.000 --> 310.000] Robert is saying it's not true, but later on in the interview, he says this. +[310.000 --> 316.000] Robert says it is not exactly true, that Robert convinced him over the telephone to take the part. +[316.000 --> 318.000] All right, I did. You did tell him to take the part. +[318.000 --> 320.000] I don't like agreeing with that guy every time he says it. +[320.000 --> 324.000] Robert lied to Jimmy Kimmel to get him off his back and now he's out enough. +[324.000 --> 326.000] So he cuts off the sentence with the very short answer. +[326.000 --> 328.000] Forcing Jimmy Kimmel to change the subject. +[328.000 --> 330.000] What am I like? I don't know what you're up to. +[330.000 --> 332.000] You're right. +[332.000 --> 338.000] Well, Spider-Man is in this movie, which I thought was really fantastic. +[338.000 --> 342.000] And it's exciting for the Spider-Man movie. +[342.000 --> 344.000] Now all of a sudden Jimmy Kimmel starts to get even more personal. +[344.000 --> 346.000] I take that character to any start pretty seriously. +[346.000 --> 352.000] Because you send me a photograph and of your daughter. +[352.000 --> 354.000] Is it okay if I share that photograph? +[354.000 --> 358.000] Jimmy Kimmel has been weird the entire interview. +[358.000 --> 364.000] And now that the family is involved, Robert Downey Jr. starts to show some concern of what Jimmy might say next. +[364.000 --> 368.000] I share that photograph because, oh, well, I guess it's okay. +[368.000 --> 370.000] Clearly she's made a choice. +[370.000 --> 372.000] I know we're almost the same age, but would you? +[372.000 --> 374.000] Is there any chance you would adopt me? +[374.000 --> 378.000] Because I'd love to be a part of the Downey Jr. family. +[378.000 --> 380.000] That's a very creepy thing to say to a guest. +[380.000 --> 382.000] And Robert tries to point it out in a very cryptic way. +[382.000 --> 384.000] Listen to the last word that he uses. +[384.000 --> 386.000] You know, honestly Jimmy, you know, I watch your show. +[386.000 --> 390.000] It's a weird, I'm here on your show, but I like watch the show. +[390.000 --> 392.000] Oh, thank you. +[392.000 --> 396.000] Imagine being me, and then you're just sitting here, and now all of a sudden you're the guest. +[396.000 --> 398.000] It is a little bit odd. +[398.000 --> 400.000] And will you be at all? +[400.000 --> 402.000] Jimmy didn't get the message, and Robert goes straight for the point. +[402.000 --> 404.000] From watching the show while you're on the show. +[404.000 --> 406.000] You just asked me to adopt you, correct? +[406.000 --> 408.000] I did, yeah. +[408.000 --> 410.000] And I think we should say hi to you at home, if you're at home. +[410.000 --> 412.000] If you're at home, if you're at home. +[412.000 --> 414.000] Hi Robert. +[414.000 --> 416.000] Jimmy Kimmel starts to show some purse lips. +[416.000 --> 418.000] And Robert Downey Jr. puts up with it like a professional. +[418.000 --> 420.000] And I think we should say hi to you at home. +[420.000 --> 422.000] If you're at home. +[422.000 --> 424.000] Hi Robert. +[424.000 --> 426.000] I'd love it if you subscribed, but if not, that is totally cool too. +[426.000 --> 428.000] My name is Tyler Match. +[428.000 --> 430.000] And thank you for watching Body Language Drama. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_zO-cWNQa90g.txt b/transcript/comedy_zO-cWNQa90g.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..81f2fc3f44bb5a3387be7dd0db4f5c80823e4e6a --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_zO-cWNQa90g.txt @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.000] What is this? +[2.000 --> 5.000] Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit. +[5.000 --> 7.000] Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? +[7.000 --> 9.000] What are you turning into? +[9.000 --> 11.000] A healthy person. +[11.000 --> 14.000] Ow, ow, you swarming me! +[14.000 --> 15.000] Oh, sorry. +[15.000 --> 18.000] What are those things? +[20.000 --> 23.000] George, have you seen Morgan? +[23.000 --> 24.000] No. +[24.000 --> 26.000] He's been coming in later and later. +[26.000 --> 27.000] Is there something wrong? +[27.000 --> 29.000] No, not that I know of. +[30.000 --> 32.000] Oh, no. +[32.000 --> 34.000] Oh, make sure he signs this. +[34.000 --> 37.000] Oh, look, George, if there's a problem with Morgan, you can tell me. +[37.000 --> 38.000] Morgan knows. +[38.000 --> 40.000] He's doing a great job. +[40.000 --> 42.000] Hand a stamp. +[44.000 --> 46.000] What's your problem? +[46.000 --> 49.000] No problem here. +[49.000 --> 52.000] You keep winking at me. That's really obnoxious. +[52.000 --> 53.000] I had no idea. +[53.000 --> 56.000] Right there! Right there! You just did it again. +[56.000 --> 60.000] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's from that grapefruit that Jerry squirted at me. +[60.000 --> 61.000] Oh, your eyes still hurt? +[61.000 --> 65.000] Yeah, yeah. You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. +[65.000 --> 67.000] Pop couldn't make it across the table. +[67.000 --> 69.000] Pop can move, baby! +[69.000 --> 71.000] Why can't you eat a real breakfast? +[71.000 --> 74.000] Hey, I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the brakes. +[74.000 --> 76.000] Wait a minute. +[76.000 --> 78.000] I must have been winking down at the office. +[78.000 --> 81.000] That's why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysterious. +[81.000 --> 85.000] What do you think you were flirting with him? +[85.000 --> 88.000] No. He thought I was hiding something about Morgan. +[88.000 --> 91.000] Is that the lovely Mrs. Morgan? +[91.000 --> 94.000] By the way, you got that birthday card? +[94.000 --> 95.000] Birthday card? +[95.000 --> 97.000] Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card? +[97.000 --> 99.000] Wilhelm said you'd have it for me to sign? +[99.000 --> 103.000] Oh, yeah. I have that for you right after lunch. +[103.000 --> 105.000] Fine. I'll be back after my massage. +[105.000 --> 107.000] Of course, your massage. +[107.000 --> 109.000] Enjoy your massage. +[116.000 --> 118.000] Hey, Mr. Morgan, how was your massage? +[118.000 --> 120.000] I had to cancel it. +[120.000 --> 124.000] For some reason, my wife got it into her head that it was more than just a massage. +[124.000 --> 125.000] Really? +[125.000 --> 128.000] Yeah, anyway, we got it. This big fight at lunch looks like tonight obviously even on the couching. +[128.000 --> 131.000] Hey, listen, don't over sleep. You can't afford to be late again. +[131.000 --> 135.000] I know. Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression that I've been slacken off. +[135.000 --> 139.000] Hey, you should try my friend's wake-up service. +[139.000 --> 141.000] She's swasties by this thing, huh? +[141.000 --> 144.000] Because Stan's there. You may be my only friend around here. +[144.000 --> 147.000] Are you seeing Morgan? He's not here? No, he's lady. +[147.000 --> 149.000] That's impossible. I got him a wake-up service. +[149.000 --> 151.000] Oh, look, George, you don't have to cover for him anymore. +[151.000 --> 155.000] He's going to be gone soon and I'm going to recommend you for his job. +[155.000 --> 156.000] Gone. +[156.000 --> 159.000] It sounds like all that winking got you a promotion. +[159.000 --> 161.000] I don't want Morgan's job. He's got a lot of work to do. diff --git a/transcript/comedy_zQU7y2CogH4.txt b/transcript/comedy_zQU7y2CogH4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4753da16d91e8ac30fc768a6632b6a073a39775a --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/comedy_zQU7y2CogH4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.000] Oh! +[2.000 --> 4.000] Stop! +[4.000 --> 6.000] Stephanie! Hey! Hey! +[6.000 --> 7.000] How's it going? +[7.000 --> 8.000] You guys doing here? +[8.000 --> 10.000] Oh, we're doing a weekend to Hewang. +[10.000 --> 12.000] Ted's father owns a little piece of property down there. +[12.000 --> 14.000] I'm under Nakers. This is a little hunn. +[14.000 --> 16.000] Not into Hewang anyway. +[18.000 --> 20.000] Hey, I saw you on TV. +[20.000 --> 22.000] Amazing, Carl. +[22.000 --> 24.000] It's just a little like the need of saving. +[24.000 --> 25.000] No big deal. +[25.000 --> 27.000] So we're headed. +[27.000 --> 28.000] I mean, my girlfriend here. +[28.000 --> 29.000] We don't know where we're going. +[29.000 --> 30.000] Really? +[30.000 --> 31.000] Yeah, we're just going to pick up place. +[31.000 --> 32.000] Hmm. +[32.000 --> 34.000] Kind of an enemy, an enemy, an enemy, an enemy thing. +[34.000 --> 35.000] You've said fresh. +[35.000 --> 36.000] I'll see you guys. +[36.000 --> 38.000] Huh. +[38.000 --> 40.000] That sounds like a lot of fun. +[40.000 --> 41.000] Can you imagine? +[41.000 --> 42.000] No. diff --git a/transcript/interview_0siE31sqz0Q.txt b/transcript/interview_0siE31sqz0Q.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..806820655942e13902f7c6cbe0d5f967c7a5ff20 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_0siE31sqz0Q.txt @@ -0,0 +1,135 @@ +[0.000 --> 3.440] When you invest three minutes in the story telling like that, all of a sudden, +[3.440 --> 6.080] they're not interviewing you as a potential candidate. +[6.080 --> 7.600] They're interviewing you now as a friend. +[7.600 --> 13.360] I find that the people who often get shortlisted for jobs and job opportunities +[13.360 --> 14.960] are the ones who've just prepared. +[14.960 --> 16.640] And you just think they're lucky? +[16.640 --> 17.600] No, it's not luck. +[17.600 --> 22.000] Well, it kind of is luck if you define luck as being preparation meeting opportunity. +[22.000 --> 23.040] They've just prepared. +[23.040 --> 24.080] The opportunity came along. +[24.080 --> 25.520] They did the job interview. +[25.520 --> 27.200] And because of the preparation, +[27.200 --> 28.080] they got the opportunity. +[28.080 --> 28.800] They seem lucky. +[28.880 --> 29.840] Nope, they'll just prepare. +[29.840 --> 32.640] I've got a couple of friends in the recruiting space here in Australia. +[32.640 --> 34.800] And I remember messaging one of them named Jared. +[34.800 --> 38.320] And I said, Jared, what are the most common questions that are asked +[38.320 --> 40.080] drawing a job interview? +[40.080 --> 42.080] So I want to give you the top 10 lists that he gave me. +[42.080 --> 42.960] All right, you ready? +[42.960 --> 44.800] This is the top 10 list of questions. +[44.800 --> 46.320] The first one, inevitably. +[47.280 --> 49.520] And you must be prepared for this question. +[49.520 --> 52.240] Whereas most people, they just go into the interview and go, +[52.240 --> 53.200] I'm just going to wing it. +[54.160 --> 55.120] I'll think in the moment. +[56.080 --> 58.880] And, you know, just, just, right. +[59.840 --> 63.760] And then they fail at the first question that they know is already going to be asked. +[63.760 --> 64.880] And the first question is, +[66.160 --> 69.440] So then, tell us a little bit about yourself before we begin. +[69.440 --> 71.040] That's the first question they always ask. +[71.760 --> 72.560] Tell us about yourself. +[73.120 --> 75.680] Make sure you've got something prepared for that, right? +[75.680 --> 76.480] So I'll give you the 10. +[76.480 --> 77.360] I'll fire them off at you. +[77.360 --> 79.120] The first one is, tell us about yourself. +[79.360 --> 80.480] Second one, classic. +[81.120 --> 83.120] So tell us a bit about your strength and weaknesses. +[83.760 --> 84.080] Next. +[85.600 --> 86.720] Why do you want to work here? +[88.720 --> 90.080] Where do you see yourself in five years? +[92.560 --> 93.680] Why should we hire you? +[95.680 --> 99.840] Tell us about a challenge or conflict you faced at work and how you dealt with it. +[101.840 --> 102.640] Seven. +[102.640 --> 104.640] What is your greatest professional achievement? +[105.840 --> 106.160] Eight. +[107.200 --> 109.360] Tell us why are you leaving your current job? +[110.880 --> 111.200] Nine. +[112.880 --> 114.320] How do you handle stress and pressure? +[116.080 --> 116.400] 10. +[117.600 --> 119.040] Classic one they always end on. +[119.040 --> 120.720] So, then, do you have any questions for us? +[121.760 --> 123.520] We know all of us. +[124.240 --> 126.320] We know that these are the most common questions. +[127.040 --> 128.080] Yet we don't prepare. +[128.400 --> 129.520] Do you know what most people do here? +[130.080 --> 132.800] Most people give descriptive phrases about themselves. +[133.360 --> 134.320] Adjectives. +[134.320 --> 136.400] They'll say things like, oh, yeah, sure. +[137.200 --> 139.280] My values are integrity. +[140.400 --> 141.040] Honesty. +[141.760 --> 142.560] Punctuality. +[143.200 --> 147.200] Moeantly weakness is that I'm a perfectionist and I do things really well. +[147.920 --> 148.480] Right? +[148.480 --> 150.560] No, connect with people. +[150.560 --> 151.920] This is where you build rapport. +[151.920 --> 155.760] So, if you want to build rapport, let's say for example, I was applying and we'll do some improv here. +[156.000 --> 160.000] Let's say example I was applying for, I don't know, head of innovation at Apple was something. +[160.640 --> 163.280] Clearly, I'm an Apple fan, massive Apple fan, Apple nerd. +[163.280 --> 165.120] One day, hopefully they'll bring me in. +[165.120 --> 167.920] So, say that I'm interviewing, they go, so if you didn't tell us a little bit about yourself, +[168.960 --> 172.400] I can use a childhood story and I call these origin stories. +[172.960 --> 178.560] I think using an origin story when they say, tell us a little bit about yourself is extremely powerful +[178.560 --> 181.200] because it shows them who you are, it builds rapport. +[181.840 --> 186.240] And if you can link that story into the position that you're applying for, +[187.520 --> 188.640] match made in heaven. +[188.640 --> 189.920] Hello, Vin, welcome to Apple. +[189.920 --> 191.040] We can tell you very excited. +[191.040 --> 195.200] You haven't been able to stop shaking your leg for the last 15 minutes while you're in the waiting room. +[195.200 --> 198.240] But then, tell us, before we begin, tell us a little bit about yourself. +[198.240 --> 200.080] Thank you for noticing the leg-shaking thing. +[200.960 --> 204.960] Look, if I had to tell you a little bit about me, there's one memory that comes to mind. +[205.840 --> 208.400] When I was young, I could ask you this. +[208.400 --> 211.920] What do you think a 13-year-old boy wants more than anything? +[211.920 --> 213.040] A PlayStation 6? +[214.000 --> 215.200] Well, close. Love. +[215.760 --> 219.120] It's love and thank you Brad for being so transparent. +[219.120 --> 222.560] But I wanted to find love and Brad, I remember asking my dad for advice. +[222.560 --> 225.360] And I asked my dad, I said, Dad, I want to find love, what do I do? +[225.360 --> 229.280] And you don't want my dad, so to me, my dad says, it looks me dead in the eyes, 13, and he goes, +[230.240 --> 232.480] OK, no money, no honey, man. +[233.600 --> 237.360] And I thought, damn it, Dad, that's really wise of you. It rhymes like Eminem. +[237.360 --> 240.000] So I thought to myself, OK, how am I going to make money as a 13-year-old? +[240.480 --> 242.000] And that's when I discovered eBay. +[242.800 --> 245.200] And one of the things about me, Brad, is I'm an early adopter. +[245.200 --> 249.280] So my friends didn't know what eBay was at the time, it was 1999. +[249.280 --> 253.120] So I got into eBay, I borrowed my mom and dad's credit card, borrowed, +[253.120 --> 256.800] and I purchased 30 MP3 plays, and they sold them to my friends for double the price. +[257.760 --> 259.520] I love entrepreneurship. +[259.600 --> 263.440] And as a result of doing that, I made double the amount of money, +[263.440 --> 266.880] parents were truly pissed off, but that set me off on a journey. +[267.680 --> 269.520] It set me on the journey of entrepreneurship. +[269.520 --> 272.880] And as an entrepreneur my entire life, I'm an early adopter. +[273.520 --> 277.840] So whether it comes to MP3 plays, whether it comes to the latest AI that's coming out, +[277.840 --> 280.400] one of the platforms I've been playing with is Yudio, +[280.400 --> 284.240] and Yudio is a wonderful platform that can use AI to create music. +[284.240 --> 286.560] Whether it's the Apple Vision Pro, I'm on it. +[286.800 --> 288.160] I'm an early adopter. +[288.240 --> 293.360] And I share this story about my past with you, because that's why I'm applying for this role. +[294.160 --> 297.440] Is I know that for someone in the head of innovation, you need someone that's not just +[298.720 --> 302.400] saying the right things and talking about technology. +[302.400 --> 307.040] You want someone who's actually an early adopter, who's living and breathing, +[307.040 --> 308.720] things that are just coming out. +[308.720 --> 310.160] I don't wait until it's cheaper. +[310.160 --> 312.640] I don't wait until it's been in the market for three, four years. +[313.200 --> 315.280] I'm the first one waiting in line in an Apple Store. +[316.240 --> 321.120] And when you release the Apple iPhone 16, you can bet your butt I'm going to be there at 6am. +[321.920 --> 322.880] I'm an early adopter. +[322.880 --> 323.920] It's why I'm perfect for this role. +[325.600 --> 328.240] Again, right, that's me spending about three and a half minutes, +[328.240 --> 330.160] three and a half minutes sharing a story. +[330.160 --> 334.480] Now there's laughing moments, like, oh, no, no, no, no, that's a good one. +[334.480 --> 336.320] I built rapport, there's endorphins, +[336.320 --> 340.960] vowing through their body, I've been conversational, we're friends, I ask them questions. +[340.960 --> 343.680] The entire interview situation now is relaxed. +[344.160 --> 347.680] Again, you know that when your story tell dopamine and dolphins, +[347.680 --> 349.760] oxytocin, all these wonderful chemicals. +[350.400 --> 352.240] Now the rest of the interview, they're going to treat you like a friend. +[353.280 --> 356.800] They're not going to sit there and be like question to question to question to question. +[357.520 --> 360.720] No, when you invest three minutes into storytelling like that, +[361.520 --> 366.160] all of a sudden, they're not interviewing you as a potential candidate. +[366.160 --> 367.840] They're interviewing you now as a friend. +[367.840 --> 369.920] So create a wonderful origin story. +[369.920 --> 373.920] And this has got to revolutionize the way you do job interviews. diff --git a/transcript/interview_1sfM-xx7tHI.txt b/transcript/interview_1sfM-xx7tHI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..152a2a2770dd0d41b7a63ad7a14bd4b40691f859 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_1sfM-xx7tHI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +[0.000 --> 5.480] Alice works at a local department store. She spends most of her day interacting with +[5.480 --> 9.300] customers and co-workers. There's a lot of talking involved, but there's also +[9.300 --> 14.000] another form of non-verbal communication that's being used just as often. +[14.000 --> 19.260] Body language. Body language is the process of communicating through non-verbal +[19.260 --> 25.000] signals. It includes things like our posture, facial expressions, gestures, and more. +[25.000 --> 29.400] The meetings of these all vary from culture to culture, but we instinctively +[29.400 --> 34.200] read body language and interpret it as some expression of moods, feelings, or +[34.200 --> 40.280] intentions. So in Alice's case, even before she speaks, she may be communicating +[40.280 --> 45.120] all kinds of things to customers. For example, if her arms are crossed and she's +[45.120 --> 50.320] avoiding eye contact, customers may not find her to be very approachable. +[50.320 --> 54.840] However, Alice could be in a friendly mood, even though her body language +[54.840 --> 59.740] suggests otherwise. And this isn't necessarily a conscious choice that she's +[59.740 --> 65.640] made. This could just be how she habitually presents herself. But if Alice is +[65.640 --> 70.960] aware of these habits, she can work on improving her body language. Changing your +[70.960 --> 76.080] habits can be difficult, but if you take time to pause and check in with yourself, +[76.080 --> 80.280] you can start to notice them and adjust things to become a better non-verbal +[80.280 --> 85.360] communicator. This awareness can also be applied to reading others' body language. +[85.360 --> 90.880] Let's say Alice notices that her co-worker is unusually quiet, has his body turned +[90.880 --> 96.880] away from her, and is slouched over. She may pick up that he's upset, or that +[96.880 --> 101.640] there's an unspoken issue at hand. Depending on Alice's relationship with him, +[101.640 --> 108.080] she may want to give him some space, or ask if anything's wrong. Being aware of +[108.080 --> 112.280] the various aspects of body language can make all the difference in how people perceive +[112.280 --> 117.640] you and how you perceive them. Be aware of how you present yourself and you can say +[117.640 --> 121.560] a lot without speaking. diff --git a/transcript/interview_4jwUXV4QaTw.txt b/transcript/interview_4jwUXV4QaTw.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a8f6d859c292c049ed154a4d6cc38aed50f9666b --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_4jwUXV4QaTw.txt @@ -0,0 +1,273 @@ +[0.000 --> 5.160] Nonverbels are anything that communicates but is not a word. +[5.160 --> 8.500] The public knows them as body language. +[8.500 --> 12.600] How we dress, how we walk, have meaning, +[12.600 --> 17.800] and we use that to interpret what's in the mind of the person. +[17.800 --> 30.200] My name is Joan Avaro and for 25 years I was a special agent with the FBI. +[30.200 --> 33.200] My job was to catch spies. +[33.200 --> 37.200] Most of my career I spent within the National Security Division. +[37.200 --> 42.200] A lot of it had to do with looking at specific targets and then it was about, +[42.200 --> 45.800] how do we get in their heads and how do we neutralize them. +[45.800 --> 48.800] Our security is based on nonverbels. +[48.800 --> 51.200] We look at the person through the people. +[51.200 --> 54.700] We look at who's behind us at the ATM machine. +[54.700 --> 60.200] We know from the research that most of us select our mates based on nonverbels. +[60.200 --> 66.700] So we may think we're very sophisticated but in fact we are never in a state +[66.700 --> 69.700] where we're not transmitting information. +[69.700 --> 72.700] There's a lot of myths out there. +[72.800 --> 78.600] The ones that stand out is if you cross your arms that it's a blocking behavior. +[78.600 --> 80.100] That's just nonsense. +[80.100 --> 83.300] Even when you don't like the person that is in front of you, +[83.300 --> 84.900] this isn't to block them out. +[84.900 --> 88.300] It's actually to self-suit because in essence it's a self-hug. +[88.300 --> 91.900] When you're sitting at a movie and you're watching, you're going to cross your arms. +[91.900 --> 93.400] You're waiting for somebody. +[93.400 --> 94.800] You tend to do this. +[94.800 --> 99.100] What's interesting is we do this behavior more in public than in private. +[99.100 --> 104.000] The other one that really stands out is as we think about something, +[104.000 --> 106.200] we may look in a certain way. +[106.200 --> 109.700] As we process the information, we may look in another way. +[109.700 --> 114.400] It's certainly not indicative of deception and it really shouldn't be used that way. +[114.400 --> 117.700] All we can say is the person is processing the information. +[117.700 --> 121.700] The other misconceptions are that if the person clears or throats, +[121.700 --> 125.200] touches their nose or covers their mouth, they're lying. +[125.300 --> 129.000] We do these behaviors as self-suthers. +[129.000 --> 134.400] They're pacifying behaviors scientifically and empirically. +[134.400 --> 136.600] There's just no Pinocchio effect. +[136.600 --> 138.800] And people who prattle that and say, +[138.800 --> 144.600] well, we can detect deception because the person touches their nose or covers their mouth. +[144.600 --> 146.100] That's just sheer nonsense. +[146.100 --> 150.300] We humans are lousy at detecting deception. +[150.400 --> 155.200] Espionage work is often nowhere near what we see in movies. +[155.200 --> 159.900] And in one of the cases, we had information from another country saying, +[159.900 --> 166.900] you have an American we think is actually a mole who somehow entered the United States +[166.900 --> 169.300] is able to pass as an American, +[169.300 --> 172.900] but he's here working for a hostile intelligence service. +[172.900 --> 175.400] And just fortuitously, +[175.400 --> 179.600] he was videographed coming out of a flower shop. +[179.600 --> 183.700] We're looking at the video and everybody in our small unit, +[183.700 --> 185.700] we were saying, well, there's not much there. +[185.700 --> 188.400] He's coming out of the shop, getting in his car. +[188.400 --> 191.000] And I said, stop the film right there. +[191.000 --> 194.200] Just as he came out of the shop, he took the flowers. +[194.200 --> 198.400] And most Americans tend to hold the flowers by the stock +[198.400 --> 200.200] so that the flowers are up. +[200.200 --> 205.900] This individual took them and grabbed the stock and then held the flowers +[205.900 --> 207.900] so that they were facing down. +[208.000 --> 211.000] And I said, that's how they carry flowers in Eastern Europe. +[211.000 --> 214.800] Rather than confront him about, are you a spy? +[214.800 --> 217.500] I decided to do what's called a presumptive. +[217.500 --> 222.400] So as I sat there with him, I said, would you like to know how we know? +[222.400 --> 226.800] And he had this look on his face and I said, it was the flowers. +[226.800 --> 229.800] And then he confessed. +[229.800 --> 231.800] When I came into law enforcement, +[231.800 --> 235.100] I thought it was all about the confession. +[235.100 --> 237.100] It's really about FaceTime. +[237.100 --> 243.800] In my 25 years in the FBI, it was a rarity that a person +[243.800 --> 248.900] didn't eventually reveal what I needed to know +[248.900 --> 256.000] because we would sit down and have these very lengthy conversations. +[256.000 --> 259.500] I look at behaviors to do an assessment. +[259.500 --> 264.000] What is this person transmitting in relations to any stimuli? +[264.000 --> 270.500] My further questioning comes from my observing these behaviors. +[270.500 --> 273.100] The first thing I look at is I look at the hair. +[273.100 --> 274.400] Does it look healthy? +[274.400 --> 276.100] Does it look well groomed? +[276.100 --> 281.200] The forehead is very interesting because a lot of times we reveal stress. +[281.200 --> 286.000] A lot of the things that we have gone through life are often etched in the forehead. +[286.000 --> 289.800] I look at the eyes to see if they're red or not enough sleep. +[289.800 --> 293.700] The small area here between the eyes called the globella. +[293.700 --> 297.800] It's one of the first areas that reveals information to us. +[297.800 --> 300.600] Most often when we don't like something, +[300.600 --> 303.600] we do that bunny nose of I don't like. +[303.600 --> 306.600] We don't really know what our lips look like. +[306.600 --> 310.200] And we tend to compress them when something bothers us, +[310.200 --> 313.600] when something really bothers us, we tend to suck them in. +[313.600 --> 316.000] The mandibula and look at the cheeks. +[316.000 --> 317.500] We may do something like this. +[317.500 --> 323.100] We'll rub our tongue against the inside of the cheek. +[323.200 --> 325.000] But when we try to hide it, +[325.000 --> 329.500] then it tells me that this person is trying to do some perception management. +[329.500 --> 331.600] And if they are, I want to know why. +[331.600 --> 334.500] At the neck, I want to see if there's any head tilt. +[334.500 --> 337.200] Because head tilt, the person is more relaxed. +[337.200 --> 339.200] The minute the head tilt goes away, +[339.200 --> 340.900] there's usually some issue. +[340.900 --> 342.700] I'm looking at the shoulders. +[342.700 --> 344.500] You ask somebody a question and they don't know, +[344.500 --> 346.700] both shoulders shoot up very quickly. +[346.700 --> 348.700] And then I look at the hands. +[348.700 --> 350.500] When something's troubling us, +[350.500 --> 353.900] we tend to stiffen our fingers, interlace them, +[353.900 --> 356.400] and almost like a teepee, +[356.400 --> 361.000] we move our hands back and forth very slowly. +[361.000 --> 365.600] This is to be differentiated from when we do the steeple, +[365.600 --> 367.500] which we do in this position. +[367.500 --> 369.200] When something's at issue, +[369.200 --> 371.700] we tend to put our hands on our hips +[371.700 --> 374.000] and we become very territorial. +[374.000 --> 375.900] This is called arms a Kimbo. +[375.900 --> 378.000] But look how it changes. +[378.100 --> 380.400] When we put our thumbs forward, +[380.400 --> 384.000] and then it becomes one of more of, I'm inquisitive. +[384.000 --> 388.600] But I also look for any behaviors of ventilating, +[388.600 --> 391.700] because men tend to ventilate at the neck, +[391.700 --> 395.200] and we do at the very instant something bothers us. +[395.200 --> 399.500] And then I look at the legs to see if there's any brushing +[399.500 --> 401.600] of the legs with the hands, +[401.600 --> 404.300] which is again, to pacify. +[404.300 --> 407.600] And then the feet do I see any behaviors +[407.600 --> 411.200] such as wiggling of the feet, kicking of the feet. +[411.200 --> 414.400] If I ask a question and all of a sudden the feet with draw +[414.400 --> 417.400] in our cross, perhaps the person feels a little threatened +[417.400 --> 418.400] by that question. +[418.400 --> 420.100] So when we study nonverbals, +[420.100 --> 422.900] it's not about making judgments, +[422.900 --> 426.800] it's about assessing what is this person transmitting +[426.800 --> 427.800] in that moment. +[429.900 --> 433.800] It really is looking at an individual and saying, +[433.800 --> 435.600] what are they transmitting? +[435.700 --> 438.400] We're all transmitting at all times. +[438.400 --> 441.200] We choose the clothes that we wear, +[441.200 --> 444.200] how we groom ourselves, how we dress, +[444.200 --> 446.400] but also how do we carry ourselves? +[446.400 --> 449.800] Are we coming to the office on this particular day +[449.800 --> 451.000] with a lot of energy, +[451.000 --> 454.700] or are we coming in with a different sort of pace? +[454.700 --> 458.000] And what we look for are differences in behavior +[458.000 --> 463.100] down to the minutia of what is this individual's posture +[463.100 --> 465.400] as they're walking down the street, +[465.500 --> 467.800] are they on the inside of the sidewalk, +[467.800 --> 469.000] on the outside? +[469.000 --> 470.800] Can we see his blink rate? +[470.800 --> 473.800] Can we see how often he's looking at his watch? +[473.800 --> 477.200] I know your blink rate is around eight times a minute, +[477.200 --> 478.200] but you don't know that. +[478.200 --> 480.200] You're not sitting there counting. +[480.200 --> 483.200] All these things factor in because they're transmitting +[483.200 --> 484.200] information. +[484.200 --> 488.400] Now it's up to us to then use that information to say, +[488.400 --> 490.900] okay, we need to marshal resources +[490.900 --> 493.600] to be on that individual right now. +[496.200 --> 505.800] So in most Western cultures, +[505.800 --> 509.800] the first time people touch is when they shake hands. +[509.800 --> 512.700] Touching becomes that important +[512.700 --> 514.600] because we can always remember a time +[514.600 --> 517.800] when we shook hands with someone and we didn't like that. +[517.800 --> 522.200] It's also the first time when our bodies release +[522.700 --> 525.800] bonding chemicals that say I like this person +[525.800 --> 527.300] or I don't like this person. +[527.300 --> 532.600] So hand shaking is both necessary and essential +[532.600 --> 533.600] in most cultures. +[540.600 --> 542.600] Ladies, hi, I'm Joe Navarro. +[542.600 --> 543.400] Joe, I'm Laura. +[543.400 --> 544.400] Laura, how are you? +[544.400 --> 545.600] And you are? +[545.600 --> 547.000] Katisha, how are you? +[547.000 --> 548.000] Okay. +[548.000 --> 549.600] Let me ask you this. +[549.600 --> 551.000] Let's back up a little bit. +[552.800 --> 554.600] Is this comfortable for you? +[554.600 --> 555.400] Yes. +[555.400 --> 556.600] Yeah. +[556.600 --> 558.600] It's a little bit more comfortable. +[558.600 --> 560.200] But it's not for you, is it? +[560.200 --> 561.200] No. +[561.200 --> 562.000] All right. +[562.000 --> 562.800] Thank you. +[562.800 --> 563.400] All right. +[563.400 --> 564.800] So keep talking. +[566.400 --> 569.900] What we've done here is we've talked about the importance +[569.900 --> 572.400] of space and comfort. +[572.400 --> 576.200] They don't realize is how much further apart they are now +[576.200 --> 581.600] standing and it's because we have brought this subject up +[581.600 --> 585.200] to make them comfortable about saying, hey, +[585.200 --> 589.400] it's okay to be comfortable at your perfect distance. +[589.400 --> 594.200] And so now we see when they rock, they rock away from each other +[594.200 --> 597.200] and they create this space. +[597.200 --> 601.900] If you notice, their feet tend to move around more. +[601.900 --> 607.000] There's a dynamic going on here where they're kind of +[607.000 --> 609.700] trying to find, well, what is the perfect space? +[609.700 --> 611.700] What is the perfect distance? +[611.700 --> 614.900] And we know that they're unsettled because of the high +[614.900 --> 617.900] degree of movement that's going on. +[623.300 --> 625.200] Poker is an interesting game. +[625.200 --> 630.100] The similitudes of sitting across from a spy or sitting across +[630.100 --> 634.900] from players, it's their reactions to a stimulus. +[634.900 --> 639.900] We have behaviors indicative of psychological discomfort +[639.900 --> 645.300] that we use at home, at work, or at the poker table. +[645.300 --> 648.100] So we're going to take a look at poker players and some of +[648.100 --> 653.100] the body language that you'll find at a typical poker game. +[653.100 --> 653.600] All right. +[653.600 --> 655.600] All right. +[655.600 --> 659.600] So we'll pause it right there. +[659.600 --> 663.300] So one of the things that you first notice is that when a +[663.300 --> 666.700] table is called, this is the first time many of them see +[666.700 --> 667.700] each other. +[667.700 --> 672.100] This is a great opportunity to be looking for behaviors +[672.100 --> 674.100] indicative of discomfort. +[674.100 --> 677.200] We're going to see the individual shifting in his chair. +[677.200 --> 680.700] We're going to see one individual reaching over and +[680.700 --> 682.300] grabbing his shoulder. +[682.300 --> 686.100] The woman in this case, her shoulders are rather high. +[686.100 --> 689.300] This is a great opportunity, even before the game starts to +[689.300 --> 692.200] collect poker intelligence. +[692.600 --> 693.600] All right, guys. +[693.600 --> 695.600] What is good? +[695.600 --> 697.600] So we'll stop right there. +[697.600 --> 699.600] Look where their hands are at. +[699.600 --> 702.400] Here we're looking at player number two and number three. +[702.400 --> 706.400] And we notice right away that their hands are on top of the cards. +[706.400 --> 708.700] Some players will cage their cards. +[708.700 --> 712.200] Some players will put their hands directly on top and press +[712.200 --> 713.000] them down. +[713.000 --> 717.000] And they may do that because the cards have now increased in value. +[717.000 --> 720.000] Player number one tends to keep his hands very close to his +[720.000 --> 720.900] body. +[720.900 --> 725.100] Player number four, she's actually withdrawn her hands from the +[725.100 --> 729.000] table because when we like things, we tend to move our hands +[729.000 --> 729.900] forward. +[729.900 --> 734.000] When we don't like things, we tend to move the hands away. +[734.000 --> 735.800] Guys, only cards. +[735.800 --> 739.000] So as we look at player number three, I'm often asked about +[739.000 --> 741.800] players who shuffle their chips. +[741.800 --> 744.600] What you're really doing is self-suiting. +[744.600 --> 747.400] And this just helps you to make it through the game. +[747.400 --> 750.800] And that's really all we're looking for. +[750.800 --> 752.600] Oh, come on. +[752.600 --> 755.200] OK, so we'll stop right there. +[755.200 --> 758.400] Player number five is sitting there, arms crossed. +[758.400 --> 760.400] You don't see a lot of activity. +[760.400 --> 763.900] That doesn't mean he's not transmitting a lot of information. +[763.900 --> 768.400] On down the line, I want to see where those thumbs of his are +[768.400 --> 772.400] because he holds them very close when nothing's going on. +[772.400 --> 776.000] But does that change as the game evolves? +[776.000 --> 777.300] If you're looking at non-verbals, it's +[777.300 --> 780.700] often useful to look at them at double the speed because all +[780.700 --> 784.200] the non-verbals that are critical jump out at you as though +[784.200 --> 786.200] it were a caricature. +[786.200 --> 790.800] All right, so stop right there. +[790.800 --> 794.300] The woman in position number four, you see her head moving +[794.300 --> 795.800] around quite a bit. +[795.800 --> 800.400] Player number three, you see a lot of activity with his hands. +[800.400 --> 804.400] When we look at player number five, now his hands are fully +[804.400 --> 805.000] out. +[805.000 --> 808.400] This is as far as we've seen them before. +[808.400 --> 811.200] At this point, we know that he's engaged and that he's +[811.200 --> 812.700] interested. +[812.700 --> 815.400] Now, the game is out in the open. +[815.400 --> 820.300] 75% to 80% of the information we need is sitting out there. +[820.300 --> 823.500] What you often see is everybody's looking at their own cards +[823.500 --> 827.100] or looking at the community cards rather than looking around. +[827.100 --> 830.200] You should be looking around to see what was the reaction +[830.200 --> 833.700] because you're going to see that reaction again. +[833.700 --> 838.100] In poker, we used to say that you can have a poker face, +[838.100 --> 841.700] but I encountered you can't have a poker body. +[841.700 --> 846.100] Somewhere, it's going to be revealed. +[846.100 --> 850.200] When I was in college in the early 70s, there were really no +[850.200 --> 853.200] courses on non-verbal communications. +[853.200 --> 857.400] You quickly realize that to a great extent, it's really about +[857.400 --> 859.600] what you can interpret from behavior. +[859.600 --> 863.100] And so we talk about non-verbels because it matters, +[863.100 --> 866.100] because it has gravitas, because it affects how we +[866.100 --> 867.600] communicate with each other. +[867.600 --> 871.600] When it comes to non-verbels, this is no small matter. +[871.600 --> 877.600] We primarily communicate non-verbaly, and we always will. diff --git a/transcript/interview_E78k_XDjFLA.txt b/transcript/interview_E78k_XDjFLA.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7517aef49653bf84b256c47256105f716e6239c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_E78k_XDjFLA.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +[0.000 --> 12.560] Hello again. I'm Neil from Lowquick Communications. In the first video we showed you some tips on how to +[12.560 --> 17.360] dress for an interview. In this video, we'll be guiding you through some fundamental questions +[17.360 --> 20.720] of interview etiquette. +[23.760 --> 29.440] When you enter the room, shake hands with your interviewer. Keep your handshake short and firm. +[30.560 --> 34.000] If there is more than one person, shake hands with each of your interviewers. +[36.080 --> 42.640] It is not recommended to use your second hand at all and avoid turning the handshake. +[48.960 --> 52.720] When you are sitting down, you should sit as far back in the seat of the chair as you can. +[53.760 --> 58.960] Pull your chair into the table if there is one. Place your hands on the table rather than below it. +[60.000 --> 65.440] This will help you sit up straight and appear confident. If you sit too far forward in the chair, +[65.440 --> 71.120] you are likely to slouch back subconsciously. Avoid leaning forward on the table as this can seem too +[71.120 --> 81.040] aggressive. Contrary to popular belief, fixed eye contact is not essential in an interview. +[82.400 --> 87.760] In fact, too much eye contact can be off-putting. It is important to be natural and not to stare. +[90.000 --> 92.880] If you need to look away while you are thinking of an answer, do so. +[95.280 --> 98.080] Attempt to make eye contact with each of your interviewers, +[98.080 --> 103.520] rather than narrowing your focus on one. Similarly, if you were a dinner with two or three people, +[103.520 --> 106.480] your attention would not be solely concentrated on one person. +[110.880 --> 114.720] There are a few short points to remember regarding gesticulation in your interview. +[114.720 --> 119.760] Firstly, gesticulation is natural. It can make you seem at ease and shows that you are passionate. +[120.320 --> 122.800] It is also a good way to include people in the conversation. +[123.600 --> 129.200] However, like some of the earlier issues, moderation is key. Be natural and don't worry about it. +[134.880 --> 137.440] If you blush when the renerves are embarrassed, don't worry. +[138.080 --> 141.760] Interviewers expect candidates to be nervous and won't count against you in the interview. +[142.400 --> 148.000] You can try wearing green tint makeup under your foundation to combat rose skin tones if you wear makeup. +[148.960 --> 152.960] Of course, the best cure for nerves is proper preparation. +[152.960 --> 155.280] Something that low-quake communications can help you with. +[155.280 --> 160.960] Log on to lowquakecommunications.com for more information about our courses such as +[160.960 --> 167.200] Interview Skills or CV Preparation or contact us at info at lowquakecommunications.com. diff --git a/transcript/interview_GfRznjzWxJg.txt b/transcript/interview_GfRznjzWxJg.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b97eee332081c6191309a8918cd8b93bcebd06de --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_GfRznjzWxJg.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +[0.000 --> 19.600] +[30.000 --> 47.300] Nelly'n snaghuhain gydyン yrdd yma. +[47.300 --> 51.480] jo, mae'n至ill wedi bellon, di nahr y myfyr yn hobsbroedd? +[53.880 --> 56.720] regist魚 o'r pan, o gyda'r un garfydru hynny, +[56.720 --> 59.080] nowinding itir angwais fel gydynni drwy hynnydd? +[60.280 --> 61.780] ki, crisp. +[64.140 --> 67.740] JaFunnyddio'r y tbspnyddio'r fksen syddynni. +[67.740 --> 69.020] Mae'r myfyr yn holl i ll Download. +[70.620 --> 74.280] Mae'n +[74.820 --> 77.080] hefnw sei. +[77.080 --> 101.580] doedd werhwys fet ni de subs nieg +[101.580 --> 103.780] organis f晚 un maaf davd компed. +[104.100 --> 111.480] J яch bod Ddoedd pobl jai grefewchi fod fallig 얘기om mae'm arun i dd retrouvell porig +[111.580 --> 113.680] yn féesân f煟igau os y coerfodau. +[114.320 --> 116.180] Chif o ei aethu f煟igau o'r diwr, +[116.280 --> 119.820] fe +[121.340 --> 123.500] Mindf +[123.580 --> 128.980] o gallwn gwneud bod yn yma jeld 4 daeth ddod eu f煟igau bod +[128.980 --> 132.180] Pys挺 hun i byn na'n cael dyslafr i munnaeth, +[132.180 --> 134.780] ac amfulten, maen nhw faithatnt ei bod a patartentau +[134.780 --> 139.140] empaach sydd sut mewn teore UKM ni'n bynd efo +[139.140 --> 140.980] bod fy關na. +[140.980 --> 143.980] Pys ynising gof거를 ar gwynn am futymeidau +[143.980 --> 146.860] gymiac cenestian mynd oaredd a fel f sectors +[146.860 --> 150.220] faithatntiffker strayd a ei gennym o cymeiblan +[150.220 --> 153.480] moeiths a ff�로dd cael bu ffiali +[153.480 --> 156.180] i brymneud viw o ch手 yw bwbr +[156.180 --> 158.340] sy'n i dyn tro +[158.340 --> 164.320] g Department s'an am +[165.980 --> 167.340] i'r Ohri fod yn awr +[168.080 --> 170.460] yn neshoن gwaert y Rhyslach +[170.680 --> 171.680] yn' Diane Gillkins i yna +[171.940 --> 174.440] fel Yeahfnny gyfia dd города +[175.000 --> 176.760] ondol y my сделал +[176.960 --> 179.680] cinfaithwyr a gyda fel +[180.020 --> 183.220] jw Buttyw'n dr adjustments +[183.500 --> 184.740] ég nhw yn un fan f fueron +[185.380 --> 186.380] Rhodd. +[186.380 --> 199.380] Magnificentis vit unic, ac patr Elias�� yddeith Medos i unic yma gennych Chyderod o'r nニwn ni. +[199.380 --> 201.900] I de maxi'r pan byddol eisteni amanygora fel flyyni canony af robotic gof +[201.900 --> 205.000] sy'n gyda gyda fyndfy neu mlynedd o ni'n głau da i yma. diff --git a/transcript/interview_Go4GVvcS02Y.txt b/transcript/interview_Go4GVvcS02Y.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b79a48ee5c5a2b7d00f191208b449f6aad940359 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_Go4GVvcS02Y.txt @@ -0,0 +1,122 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.480] Hi there, my name is Richard McMunn from the interview training website, +[4.480 --> 8.040] passmainterview.com and in this next tutorial, +[8.040 --> 12.280] I am going to give you eight body language interview techniques +[12.280 --> 15.760] that you can use to help you pass your job interview. +[15.760 --> 19.320] Now the majority of people think that you are only assessed +[19.320 --> 22.600] against your responses to the interview questions +[22.600 --> 26.120] during a job interview, but this is not true. You are also +[26.120 --> 29.720] assessed against interview technique and body language. +[29.720 --> 33.960] So it's really important that you watch this presentation from start to finish +[33.960 --> 36.840] if you want to pass your interview and just quickly, +[36.840 --> 41.160] please make sure you hit the subscribe button and also give the video a like +[41.160 --> 44.040] because that motivates me to create more content for you. +[44.040 --> 49.160] Let's get straight into the tutorial. Body language interview technique +[49.160 --> 53.720] number one is to make sure you maintain positive eye contact +[53.720 --> 57.240] with the interviewer throughout your job interview. +[57.240 --> 60.760] By maintaining positive eye contact with the interviewer, +[60.760 --> 65.640] it tells them that you are a confident person and that's really important +[65.640 --> 69.960] because all employers want to take on somebody who has confidence. +[69.960 --> 73.800] Now you will notice that throughout the duration of these presentations, +[73.800 --> 77.640] I always maintain eye contact with you as much as possible +[77.640 --> 81.000] because I want to come across as a positive person. However, +[81.000 --> 84.280] if I start to look away whilst I am talking to you, +[84.280 --> 89.320] this shows you that I am distracted and also potentially that I am a shy person. +[89.320 --> 92.280] And we don't want to do that during a job interview. +[92.280 --> 96.120] So always maintain positive eye contact with the interviewer. +[96.120 --> 100.120] Now if there is more than one person on the interview panel, +[100.120 --> 104.200] make sure you maintain eye contact with all of them periodically +[104.200 --> 109.640] when answering the interview questions. Body language interview technique number two +[109.640 --> 113.080] is to make sure you sit upright in the interview chair +[113.080 --> 115.640] throughout the duration of your interview +[115.640 --> 119.560] because this tells the interviewer that you are smart, you are professional +[119.560 --> 123.480] and you are also able to sit still and pay attention +[123.480 --> 126.840] during your job interview. This is really important +[126.840 --> 129.000] because if I start to sit back slightly, +[129.000 --> 131.720] you can see that my whole body posture changes +[131.720 --> 135.720] so make sure you readjust yourself periodically throughout the duration of your +[135.720 --> 139.320] interview, sit upright in the chair and you can also +[139.400 --> 143.720] stop yourself fidgeting place the palms of your hands on top of your knees. +[144.360 --> 147.080] Body language interview technique number three +[147.080 --> 151.560] is in relation to the use of your hands during your job interview. +[151.560 --> 154.840] Now you will notice that I always use my hands +[154.840 --> 158.200] whenever I am presenting to you during these particular videos. +[158.200 --> 163.240] And I want to do that because I want to come across as positive and enthusiastic. +[163.240 --> 165.720] However, if I was in a job interview, +[165.720 --> 169.480] I would only use my hands subtly and occasionally +[169.480 --> 173.800] to either accentuate a point or come across as positive +[173.800 --> 176.920] and confidence. And you would notice that in a job interview +[176.920 --> 181.480] I would never raise my hands too far above my knees when making a point. +[181.480 --> 184.360] Body language interview technique number four +[184.360 --> 189.480] is to avoid touching your face during the interview. Now on average +[189.480 --> 193.720] we touch our face 16 times every hour, +[193.720 --> 197.400] often without realizing it. But when you touch your face +[197.400 --> 200.280] during a job interview it can actually come across +[200.280 --> 203.800] that you are distracted and you are not able to sit still. +[203.800 --> 207.240] IE, you are a fidget. So at all times +[207.240 --> 211.720] avoid touching your face during the job interview. Body language +[211.720 --> 217.000] interview technique number five is to make sure you smile as much as possible +[217.000 --> 220.520] during your job interview. Now when you smile at somebody +[220.520 --> 224.040] they will always smile back because by smiling +[224.040 --> 228.120] it makes them feel positive and after all all employers +[228.120 --> 233.240] want to hire somebody who is happy and positive. And by smiling throughout your +[233.240 --> 236.120] interview this helps to build a positive rapport +[236.120 --> 240.920] with the interviewer. Body language interview technique number six +[240.920 --> 245.320] is to make sure you listen throughout the duration of your job +[245.320 --> 249.160] interview and more importantly you show the interviewer +[249.160 --> 252.520] that you are engaged in the process and you are listening. +[252.520 --> 255.880] So whenever the interviewer is either talking about +[255.880 --> 260.040] the selection process or they are asking you interview questions +[260.040 --> 264.520] you soft facial expressions such as nodding, frowning, +[264.520 --> 269.080] raising your eyebrows to demonstrate that you are listening to what they have to say. +[269.080 --> 273.320] This is really important because the majority of candidates think that they need to +[273.320 --> 277.800] talk throughout the duration of their interview. Yes they do but they also need to +[278.200 --> 282.120] listen to. Body language interview technique number seven +[282.120 --> 286.680] is an extremely powerful one but it is often underutilized +[286.680 --> 290.680] by interview candidates and that is to use your head +[290.680 --> 294.520] whilst responding to the interview questions. What do I mean by that? +[294.520 --> 298.920] Well during the interview when responding to certain interview questions +[298.920 --> 303.480] such as why should we hire you I want to come across as very confident +[303.560 --> 306.840] and resilience and to do that I will keep my head +[306.840 --> 310.760] perfectly straight when answering the interview question and I will look the +[310.760 --> 315.400] interviewer in the eye and I will say you should hire me because having read the job +[315.400 --> 320.440] description I already have the necessary skills, qualities and experience +[320.440 --> 325.000] to excel in the position. However if I want to come across +[325.000 --> 330.120] as somebody who is empathetic and understanding during my interview +[330.200 --> 334.520] I will simply tilt my head slightly to the side and this is very powerful +[334.520 --> 339.720] because it then shows that I have a softer approach to dealing with certain situations. +[339.720 --> 344.040] So if the interviewer said to me during the interview how would you deal with a +[344.040 --> 350.680] dissatisfied customer I would utilize a slight head tilt to show that I can demonstrate empathy +[350.680 --> 354.920] and I would say whilst dealing with the customer I would ask them questions +[354.920 --> 358.920] and I would appreciate the concerns that they had so you can see that by +[358.920 --> 364.360] even maintaining a straight looking head position or tilting to the side I can come across +[364.360 --> 370.520] based on how I want to during the job interview. Body language interview technique number eight +[370.520 --> 376.840] is to make sure you dress to impress this is really important. A lot of people on this channel +[376.840 --> 381.560] contact me in the comments section below the video and they say Richard I have a job interview +[381.560 --> 387.960] coming up I am not sure what to wear and my advice 100% of the time is that you should always +[387.960 --> 393.080] dress professionally and smart because if you can't be bothered to make an effort in your +[393.080 --> 398.760] appearance I am not going to hire you because if you don't make an effort it tells me +[398.760 --> 405.560] sobbliminally that you are not prepared to do things to very high standards so make sure you always +[405.560 --> 409.720] put effort into your appearance and dress to impress during your interview. +[410.520 --> 415.880] So in this next part of the video I'm going to give you three really important tips that are +[415.880 --> 422.200] going to help you to stand out during your interview. Tip number one is to never turn up to an +[422.200 --> 429.400] interview empty handed. My advice is to take along with you your CV or your resume in a smart +[429.400 --> 436.760] presentation folder. If you have any evidence of previous strong performance at work or outstanding +[436.760 --> 443.000] performance appraisal reviews take these along with you too and if you have any qualifications +[443.000 --> 448.040] or certificates of courses you have attended you should take these with you too so never turn up +[448.040 --> 454.280] to your interview empty handed. Tip number two for passing your job interview is to make sure you +[454.280 --> 459.800] demonstrate really good manners throughout the duration of your interview so make sure you are +[459.800 --> 466.200] nice to the receptionist when you turn up at the interview venue don't enter the interview room +[466.200 --> 472.600] without knocking and do not sit down in the interview chair unless invited to do so. And tip number +[472.600 --> 478.840] three is to make sure you rehearse your answers to the most common interview questions before you +[478.840 --> 485.080] attend the real thing. It is a well known fact that those candidates who practice their answers to +[485.080 --> 491.160] the interview questions before the real thing are far more likely to succeed. Now if you would like +[491.160 --> 496.280] a number of brilliant example top scoring answers to the most common interview questions +[496.280 --> 500.680] click that link right now in the top right hand corner of the video head through to my website +[500.680 --> 506.920] passmainterview.com and you can download my full set of 30 brilliant answers to difficult interview +[506.920 --> 512.120] questions in a PDF guide and you can have it within your inbox within two minutes from now. +[512.840 --> 518.120] So just before I leave you and sign off don't forget to hit the subscribe button lots of you are +[518.120 --> 523.400] passing your job interviews and I can only help you if you are subscribed to the channel make sure +[523.400 --> 529.080] you hit the like button because that tells me you find these videos useful and it motivates me to +[529.080 --> 534.360] create more content for you and also don't forget to connect with me on LinkedIn. I put my LinkedIn +[534.360 --> 538.760] link in the description below the video it's always good to connect with like-minded professionals. +[538.760 --> 543.480] Thank you so much for watching and I wish you all the best for passing your interview. diff --git a/transcript/interview_HG68Ymazo18.txt b/transcript/interview_HG68Ymazo18.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3908b914685c7609650b7dc4a41798c80c97d2e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_HG68Ymazo18.txt @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +[0.000 --> 6.280] Arguably the most crucial part of the job search, an interview can make or break an opportunity. +[6.280 --> 12.360] So to help you really prepare, we're going to dissect and analyze an entire interview from start to finish. +[12.360 --> 18.320] I'll be sprinkling in a mix of tips about body language, etiquette, and how to answer common questions. +[18.320 --> 20.560] Like when exactly does the interview start? +[20.560 --> 23.800] How do you deal with nerves and how soon can you follow up? +[23.800 --> 31.600] For years, athletes have used science and data analysis to improve. +[31.600 --> 35.480] Now, we are doing the same for job seekers everywhere. +[35.480 --> 37.640] This is job science. +[43.640 --> 47.560] Meet Anya, a recent grad majoring in business administration. +[47.560 --> 50.680] She's interviewing for an entry-level project management position. +[54.800 --> 57.320] Note her posture. +[57.320 --> 58.320] Head up. +[58.320 --> 59.640] Shoulders pulled back. +[59.640 --> 61.880] No slouching and no laid backness. +[61.880 --> 64.520] The interview begins the minute you walk into the building. +[64.520 --> 68.840] On your treats, everyone in the office with respect while keeping eye contact. +[68.840 --> 71.240] From security personnel to receptionists. +[71.240 --> 75.080] Anyone you run into on your way in could be asked to give feedback on you. +[75.080 --> 77.720] It's normal to be nervous. +[77.720 --> 82.520] When nerves kick in, the natural human response is to take short breaths and breathe faster. +[82.520 --> 86.520] Stay calm by taking a deep breath before entering. +[86.520 --> 91.640] Hold it, count to three, and then slowly breathe out. +[98.040 --> 100.040] Pause. +[100.040 --> 102.360] First, ace those introductions. +[102.360 --> 104.840] Greet everyone in a way that is authentic to you. +[104.840 --> 106.880] Like, hey, nice to meet you. +[106.880 --> 108.240] And then say their name. +[108.240 --> 109.560] That one always works. +[109.640 --> 113.560] You know, you're more likely to remember their name if you say it out loud when you first meet. +[114.520 --> 118.200] A lot of the time, small talk comes up before any questions. +[118.200 --> 120.760] It's good to have a few current events or topics in mind. +[121.320 --> 123.880] You can't possibly predict what they're going to ask, +[123.880 --> 126.280] but you can practice answering the common ones. +[126.280 --> 127.720] Like, why do you want to work here? +[128.280 --> 129.720] What makes you unique? +[129.720 --> 131.400] Let's see what our interviewer asks. +[132.120 --> 133.160] So I want to hear more. +[133.880 --> 136.520] Tell me a little about your experience in what you'd bring to this role. +[137.080 --> 137.720] Pause. +[138.200 --> 141.720] When this is asked, they're looking to learn what makes you stand out. +[142.040 --> 143.880] Be honest with your answers. +[143.880 --> 146.600] That means having to pause and think for a second. +[146.600 --> 148.200] That is all right. +[148.200 --> 152.280] Think about your past experiences and how the role lines up with your future goals. +[152.280 --> 153.720] It never hurts to be honest. +[156.200 --> 157.160] Great question. +[157.160 --> 161.240] Ever since I was young, I've always been the organized one of my family. +[161.240 --> 166.040] Whether it was helping my parents get their vacations or color coordinating my closet. +[166.120 --> 167.800] Naturally, that lifestyle got me here. +[167.800 --> 168.680] Project management. +[169.320 --> 171.960] I've been a people person for as long as I can remember. +[171.960 --> 176.040] Playing in simple, I love team building and making sure everyone has a part. +[176.040 --> 176.920] Just the other month. +[176.920 --> 178.600] Oh, just really quick. +[178.600 --> 181.720] Don't speak negatively about previous places you've worked. +[181.720 --> 184.200] Instead, talk about what you've learned. +[184.200 --> 188.440] I helped lead a team of five to deliver a three week sales project a few days ahead of schedule. +[189.160 --> 190.520] I'd love to bring these things here. +[191.320 --> 192.040] Perfect. +[192.040 --> 194.920] A response like this not only answers the question, +[194.920 --> 197.000] but also shows on for personality. +[197.000 --> 200.920] But remember, there's no one right way to interview and answer questions. +[200.920 --> 203.400] Be yourself and let your personality shine. +[203.400 --> 204.920] Be aware of your movements. +[204.920 --> 207.640] Practice polite, confident body language. +[207.640 --> 211.400] Suddenly, miming your interviewer's posture can actually create a sense of connection. +[211.400 --> 215.480] Of all places, unnecessary movements are hard to ignore an interview. +[215.480 --> 220.120] Whether it's tapping your fingers or bouncing your leg, be aware and stay present. +[221.160 --> 223.480] Hey, it's been great chatting so far. +[223.560 --> 227.160] I guess my last question is, do you have any questions for me? +[227.160 --> 229.160] Oh, this is a hot one. +[229.160 --> 232.920] Make sure to have a short list of questions for your employer in your back pocket. +[232.920 --> 235.560] Ask the questions you would if you got the job. +[235.560 --> 239.160] Tomorrow is your first day, or do you want to know from the manager? +[239.160 --> 241.480] Even if you don't have any burning questions, +[241.480 --> 245.080] ask me if you showed that you did your homework and that you really care. +[245.080 --> 248.200] Some include, what do you like best about working here? +[248.200 --> 250.840] What are some mistakes people have made in this position? +[250.840 --> 253.320] What is a goal you're currently working toward? +[253.320 --> 255.400] How will my performance be evaluated? +[255.400 --> 258.760] Well, I did read that you're expanding your software team next quarter. +[258.760 --> 260.680] I'm curious how you plan to carry that out. +[261.560 --> 263.880] The interview isn't actually over. +[263.880 --> 267.960] Always follow up within 24 hours with a thank you email to the hiring manager. +[267.960 --> 270.760] This can be a quick note simply thanking them for their time, +[270.760 --> 273.880] or a longer one that elaborates on some of the things you talked about. +[273.880 --> 275.720] It's key to leaving a lasting impression. +[276.280 --> 277.800] This was the breakdown of an interview. +[278.280 --> 279.080] Till next time. diff --git a/transcript/interview_HRl0dvPRkSI.txt b/transcript/interview_HRl0dvPRkSI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..912eb6efcfe010e77b69238d62e602faf9ce6de0 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_HRl0dvPRkSI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,555 @@ +[0.000 --> 12.720] We're going to get the show rolling now. +[12.720 --> 20.480] Our next speaker is somebody who's really, really well known on the speaker circuit. +[20.480 --> 26.800] He's a former FBI agent and he's one of the leading experts in nonverbal communication +[26.800 --> 27.880] in the world. +[27.880 --> 38.480] He's published over 11 books and he's going to basically show us how the way we act, +[38.480 --> 43.920] our nonverbal cues can affect the way people communicate with us, the way we present ourselves, +[43.920 --> 48.120] and it's going to help you understand other people's nonverbal cues and how it all +[48.120 --> 49.560] relates to community, right? +[49.560 --> 51.320] This is what we do. +[51.320 --> 55.240] We talked a lot about the theoretical stuff before. +[55.240 --> 60.200] We talked a lot about the ways that we can integrate into our business, but this section +[60.200 --> 62.600] is all around how to build engagement with people. +[62.600 --> 65.160] So, we're going to start with this talk, which is very hands on. +[65.160 --> 67.040] It's about engaging people in person. +[67.040 --> 72.560] We're going to go into a lot of online engagement and understand a little bit more of the practice +[72.560 --> 76.720] of building community and actually building engagement for people. +[76.720 --> 96.320] So, let's give a big CMX welcome to Joe Navarro. +[96.320 --> 100.040] Thank you for the kind introduction. +[100.040 --> 105.760] It's hard to follow a break because I know the break was a lot of fun. +[105.760 --> 110.000] It's, Dave would tell you, it took me quite a bit to get here. +[110.000 --> 117.840] I was supposed to be with CMX earlier in the year and unfortunately we had an illness, +[117.840 --> 121.960] but it's a pleasure to be here. +[121.960 --> 129.960] In 1960, and this explains why I'm in front of you, something happened that nobody expected, +[129.960 --> 135.840] and that magical thing that happened, which explains why I'm here, is that there was +[135.840 --> 141.200] a presidential debate and it was the first televised debate. +[141.200 --> 147.600] And prior to that, debates had been covered by newspapers or on the radio. +[147.600 --> 154.000] And for the first time, it was on television and something weird happened, weirder than +[154.000 --> 156.480] what we're seeing nowadays. +[156.480 --> 161.400] The weird thing that happened was those who listened to it on the radio said Richard Nixon +[161.400 --> 171.200] won and those who saw it on television said Kennedy won and not just won but decisively +[171.200 --> 174.680] and whoa, you can't have both. +[174.680 --> 180.240] How can you have one group who listens to it say he won and the other group who saw it +[180.240 --> 183.120] say the other one won. +[183.120 --> 188.640] And that difference was the nonverbal communications. +[188.640 --> 198.080] Now in 1960, that's what I looked like and I was in Cuba and I was actually that week +[198.080 --> 205.200] getting my passport picture because the communists had taken over, things were getting nasty, +[205.200 --> 211.280] priests were disappearing, they had just closed my school and my parents were thinking +[211.360 --> 214.120] we need to get out of here. +[214.120 --> 220.000] And at that time, the word refugee wasn't a dirty word like it is today. +[220.000 --> 225.320] So we were going to take refuge somewhere and that place was the United States. +[225.320 --> 235.800] Now I wanted to save people and be heroic and so forth and well things didn't quite +[235.800 --> 239.400] turn out that way so I ended up here in the States. +[239.480 --> 245.520] I learned English and somehow I became an FBI agent. +[245.520 --> 251.840] And there's some things that I learned along the way both as a refugee and as an observer +[251.840 --> 254.640] of life and that's all I was. +[254.640 --> 257.240] That was a paid observer. +[257.240 --> 262.160] And I want to share these with you because as fascinating as criminals were, there +[262.160 --> 267.960] were not nearly as fascinating as this people that I studied along the way and certainly +[268.040 --> 275.920] in the last 15 years in writing books that I define as really being exceptional and they're +[275.920 --> 280.160] exceptional because of things that are non-verbels. +[280.160 --> 283.080] So I'd like to cover that with you today. +[283.080 --> 285.640] And non-verbels is very broad. +[285.640 --> 289.760] It's everything that communicates but is not a word. +[289.760 --> 295.680] So this room has its own message, its own history. +[295.680 --> 299.040] You have your own message that you communicate. +[299.040 --> 305.280] If your mother didn't dress you and you chose to dress yourself today, you are communicating +[305.280 --> 311.440] how you feel, what you think, maybe where you're from. +[311.440 --> 319.120] We communicate in all the things that we attach ourselves to, whether we use a Mont Blanc +[319.120 --> 323.240] pen or we use a big pen. +[323.240 --> 326.120] So it's a very broad field. +[326.120 --> 330.880] And it's interesting how many things that we observe non-verbally. +[330.880 --> 336.280] You don't walk up to somebody and say, excuse me, are you honest? +[336.280 --> 337.520] Nobody does that. +[337.520 --> 342.480] And yet, how do you let people in through the front door? +[342.480 --> 343.480] Somebody knocks on your door. +[343.480 --> 345.960] Who do you decide to talk to? +[345.960 --> 350.920] Who do you decide who you're going to lend money to or assist or whatever? +[350.920 --> 357.480] And a lot of the things that we do, we do non-verbally because we have been for a very long +[357.480 --> 359.240] time. +[359.240 --> 364.840] Every time you're at an ATM machine and you're looking over your shoulder, your non-verbally +[364.840 --> 368.400] assessing, is there a threat to me? +[368.400 --> 372.120] Is everything going to be okay? +[372.120 --> 374.840] And this we do without really thinking about it. +[374.840 --> 381.200] We look at this individual and we say, oh wait, this individual looks professional. +[381.200 --> 384.080] This is what we call thin-slice assessments. +[384.080 --> 386.320] He looks competent. +[386.320 --> 388.160] He looks friendly. +[388.160 --> 393.120] Now, it's possible he's not. +[393.120 --> 395.320] But at least on the surface, we're going to try it out. +[395.320 --> 401.320] And then we look at this individual and we say, wow, he looks competent, but he doesn't +[401.320 --> 404.720] look as friendly. +[404.720 --> 408.240] One of them is telling you you can talk to me for several minutes. +[408.240 --> 411.840] One of them is saying you can talk to me for several seconds. +[411.840 --> 417.560] But one of the things I learned about studying body language is the little things. +[417.560 --> 420.600] And one of them you see here is the thumb displays. +[420.600 --> 423.840] And I don't know if you've ever seen thumb displays. +[423.840 --> 425.880] These are high status displays. +[425.880 --> 428.600] You see them with royalty in Europe. +[428.600 --> 431.880] You see them in certain professions. +[431.880 --> 439.520] I assure you, when your plumber is done, he doesn't finish the job and go, oh, hello. +[439.520 --> 446.240] This is a high status display as our other thumb displays. +[446.240 --> 452.080] This was a young child who began to observe these things because I learned as an immigrant, +[452.080 --> 459.040] actually as a refugee, not an immigrant, that non-verbals were more truthful than +[459.120 --> 462.440] the verbals. +[462.440 --> 470.240] Because people will say things, but they don't always mean them, but you can't really +[470.240 --> 473.800] fake the non-verbals. +[473.800 --> 477.360] And then I learned along the way that there were some other things that were troubling. +[477.360 --> 481.760] How many of you have been told that this behavior is not a good behavior to do? +[481.760 --> 482.760] Right? +[482.760 --> 483.760] Right. +[483.760 --> 485.560] There's a clinical term for that. +[486.440 --> 491.560] And I hope David will forgive me, but the term for that is crap. +[491.560 --> 493.200] That's just sheer nonsense. +[493.200 --> 498.760] For, in fact, many of you, when we had the breakout, we're doing this, and you were +[498.760 --> 501.640] quite comfortable, weren't you? +[501.640 --> 503.680] It's a self-hug. +[503.680 --> 505.280] It's just a self-hug. +[505.280 --> 507.600] It feels good. +[507.600 --> 512.640] That's why we do it in public, more so than in private. +[512.720 --> 515.560] So there's a lot of junk out there about non-verbals. +[515.560 --> 522.440] And of course, there's the problem of sometimes we don't see the non-verbals because what? +[522.440 --> 524.560] We're busy with a device. +[524.560 --> 528.560] Now, I'm not here to change the world. +[528.560 --> 532.800] I can't tell you to stop using devices, but I can tell you this, no matter how many +[532.800 --> 540.560] devices we have, we as a species evolve to communicate non-verbaly. +[540.560 --> 549.560] A text will never, will never supplant a hug or a kind smile or a head tilt. +[549.560 --> 551.200] It just won't do it. +[551.200 --> 557.120] Now, whether people will abide by that, that's not my responsibility. +[557.120 --> 561.640] But there are some things that we can master here today that you can take away today because +[561.640 --> 562.880] that's what David wanted. +[562.880 --> 565.400] Give him something they can use immediately. +[565.400 --> 569.440] And that is focus on comfort and discomfort. +[569.440 --> 570.440] What's that? +[570.440 --> 571.440] Comfort and discomfort. +[571.440 --> 573.560] We're not here to learn about deception. +[573.560 --> 577.320] We're not here about power displays. +[577.320 --> 578.320] Comfort, discomfort. +[578.320 --> 583.640] If you focus on that, you'll be blessed. +[583.640 --> 587.560] From the moment we're born, we are doing pacifying behaviors. +[587.560 --> 594.280] In fact, we do pacifying behaviors in utero, just as other mammals do. +[594.280 --> 598.040] Elephants suck their trunk in utero. +[598.040 --> 604.760] And if you've ever wondered why we bite our lips, smoke, touch our faces, do all these +[604.760 --> 605.760] things. +[605.760 --> 606.760] These are pacifiers. +[606.760 --> 613.200] This is our body saying, chill, relax, calm down. +[613.200 --> 615.760] And we do these things all day long. +[615.760 --> 620.480] Yesterday I'm watching the flights and there was two canceled flights and people are standing +[620.480 --> 623.520] there and they're biting their lips. +[623.520 --> 626.520] And Adonami, people bite their lips and they don't know why they bite. +[626.520 --> 627.520] Do you know why we bite our lips? +[627.520 --> 629.200] Well, tell you why. +[629.200 --> 632.680] Because you can't suck your thumb anymore. +[632.680 --> 635.200] Because at my age, this looks bad. +[635.200 --> 639.920] I want to, but I can't. +[639.920 --> 647.320] So we have all these little behaviors, repetitive behaviors, foot bouncing, leg jiggling, all these +[647.320 --> 649.840] little behaviors we dislike that are repetitive. +[649.840 --> 652.320] We do to calm ourselves down. +[652.320 --> 653.320] How do they reveal? +[653.320 --> 659.440] The revealing that the brain is dealing with some sort of stress. +[659.440 --> 661.880] So let's talk about the first important one. +[661.880 --> 667.040] And the first one is eye blocking behavior. +[667.040 --> 670.360] So when something bothers us, we cover our eyes. +[670.360 --> 672.680] And you say, well, wait a minute. +[672.680 --> 679.400] I cover my eyes when something bothers you. +[679.400 --> 681.080] How do we know this? +[681.080 --> 686.160] Because in 1974, I studied children who were born blind. +[686.160 --> 688.280] They had never seen. +[688.280 --> 692.960] And when they hear things they don't like, they don't cover their ears. +[692.960 --> 695.720] They cover their eyes. +[695.720 --> 698.360] That means it's part of our paleo circuits. +[698.360 --> 700.960] This is millions of years old. +[700.960 --> 705.360] And so when we hear somebody say something or you ask them something and they go, oh, +[705.360 --> 709.240] thank you for that question and they're covering their eye, you know. +[709.240 --> 714.160] They didn't like that question. +[714.160 --> 716.440] And then there's the nose, right? +[716.440 --> 721.160] We wrinkle our nose when we don't like something. +[721.160 --> 726.640] And we do this all day long, whether we're reading a contract or somebody suggesting, +[726.640 --> 730.040] you want to go to this restaurant and I don't think so. +[730.040 --> 736.400] But it's interesting to see how often, for instance, this betrays our negative sentiments +[736.400 --> 738.360] as do our lips. +[738.360 --> 743.040] I never wonder why when you're asked the question, you might go, hmm, I don't know. +[743.040 --> 752.920] And you purse your lips because it means I'm thinking something alternatively or I disagree. +[752.920 --> 753.920] Wow. +[753.920 --> 759.320] Can you imagine being in a discourse and a conversation and you're seeing this behavior? +[759.320 --> 762.960] What a great opportunity to say, wait, what do you think? +[762.960 --> 769.640] Because I know you're already disagreeing with me instead of just talking. +[769.640 --> 775.120] We know that when the lips disappear, something's wrong, which is why anytime you see somebody +[775.120 --> 777.880] testifying in Congress, they have no lips. +[777.880 --> 781.240] Their lips are sucked out of their mouths. +[781.240 --> 783.640] They're gone. +[783.640 --> 785.520] Lips gone issues. +[785.520 --> 788.400] Anytime the lips narrow, they're gone. +[788.400 --> 789.600] And then there's the neck. +[790.320 --> 794.080] You ever wonder why we touch the neck? +[794.080 --> 798.480] Issues and securities. +[798.480 --> 800.440] Oh my God, there's that guy again. +[800.440 --> 801.440] Oh, he's gone. +[801.440 --> 803.680] He's back. +[803.680 --> 807.680] And we cover this little area called the Supersternal Natch. +[807.680 --> 814.200] And we do it because since the time of Australopithecines, +[814.280 --> 822.040] what has mankind witnessed large felines, large felines? +[822.040 --> 827.800] And so we adopted these behaviors that when there's a threat, when there's something +[827.800 --> 839.800] negative, we freeze, we cover our mouths, or we cover our necks because of large felines. +[839.800 --> 841.000] And we ventilate, right? +[841.000 --> 843.160] You ask somebody, is that going to be done by July? +[843.160 --> 846.520] And they go, yeah, no, it's not. +[846.520 --> 847.880] No, it's not. +[847.880 --> 848.840] Why do you know that? +[848.840 --> 853.800] Because they ventilated and we only ventilate when something's wrong. +[853.800 --> 856.760] Not deception, but something's wrong. +[856.760 --> 860.320] And we do funny things with our hands. +[860.320 --> 865.120] We rub our hands all day long when we're dealing with any kind of stress. +[865.120 --> 866.600] You should be in the green room. +[866.600 --> 869.760] I'm watching all the speakers before me, and they're all ringing their hands. +[869.760 --> 872.080] And I was ringing my hands. +[872.080 --> 876.400] But there's one behavior we do, which is a reserved behavior. +[876.400 --> 882.760] When you see somebody doing this, their fingers are interlaced, fingers are straight, +[882.760 --> 887.200] and they start doing this, something's really wrong. +[887.200 --> 890.040] Something is really wrong. +[890.040 --> 896.360] And yet how many people miss this because we don't take the time to learn the nonverbals. +[896.360 --> 900.920] This is a reserved behavior. +[900.920 --> 905.360] And then there's behaviors that potentiate our messages. +[905.360 --> 910.480] If you ever wonder why people steeple, this is called the steeple, let's all do it together. +[910.480 --> 911.480] Put your fingers together. +[911.480 --> 913.440] It won't hurt. +[913.440 --> 915.160] Separate your fingers, right? +[915.160 --> 917.080] Wide and high. +[917.080 --> 918.360] Don't arch them. +[918.360 --> 919.840] There you go. +[919.840 --> 926.240] The only behavior, the only behavior on this planet that says I'm confident. +[926.240 --> 927.640] No, it's true. +[927.640 --> 929.760] And how do we know this? +[929.760 --> 937.120] Because when we look at blind children, they do this behavior to other blind children, +[937.120 --> 946.440] which means that they've learned to perform it and they're receptive to getting that message. +[946.440 --> 950.480] So when you have something important to communicate, don't sit on your hands. +[950.480 --> 952.360] Don't put them in your pockets. +[952.360 --> 953.360] Steeple. +[953.360 --> 954.560] There's a purpose for it. +[954.560 --> 957.960] It potentiates your message. +[957.960 --> 959.200] Don't do it weekly. +[959.200 --> 960.960] Don't do it under the table. +[960.960 --> 962.680] Do it high. +[962.680 --> 965.320] Do it high. +[965.320 --> 972.440] And the feet, I talk about the feet because the feet are the most honest part of your body. +[972.440 --> 973.760] Most people don't know that. +[973.760 --> 981.080] You see, our faces have, by social convention contracts, you smile, I smile. +[981.080 --> 984.760] And our feet don't have a contract with anyone. +[984.760 --> 989.120] If you see a threat, your feet turn away. +[989.120 --> 993.560] If you have to go, David was up there with me and he had to leave. +[993.560 --> 997.040] And immediately one of the feet oriented. +[997.040 --> 999.840] I know, I drive people crazy. +[999.840 --> 1001.840] I knew he had to go. +[1001.840 --> 1003.760] So why stop him? +[1003.760 --> 1008.000] That's called social intelligence. +[1008.000 --> 1011.400] And in the last few minutes that I have, I want to talk about something else that has +[1011.400 --> 1013.760] to do with non-verbals. +[1013.760 --> 1016.800] And that is influence. +[1016.800 --> 1022.280] Because we influence each other primarily not with words. +[1022.280 --> 1023.520] Not with words. +[1023.520 --> 1025.600] Nobody's that clever. +[1025.600 --> 1031.520] We influence each other non-verbally. +[1031.520 --> 1036.280] We think of houses as having a curved side appeal. +[1036.280 --> 1040.800] But the question I always ask is, what is your curved side appeal? +[1040.800 --> 1042.960] What would drive me to you? +[1042.960 --> 1043.960] Are you clever? +[1043.960 --> 1044.960] Are you smart? +[1044.960 --> 1045.960] Are you funny? +[1045.960 --> 1046.960] Are you interesting? +[1046.960 --> 1047.960] Do you have a great story? +[1047.960 --> 1048.960] Did you read a great book? +[1048.960 --> 1055.840] Or is it time to repaint the house, cut the grass, and change the shrubbery? +[1055.840 --> 1061.760] And I say that because I'm old enough to know and have talked to people who haven't changed +[1061.760 --> 1063.920] in 15 years. +[1063.920 --> 1067.680] And then they wonder why they're stalled. +[1067.680 --> 1072.440] And I say, have you changed your curved side appeal? +[1072.440 --> 1074.680] Read a book. +[1074.680 --> 1079.600] I love this photograph because when I look at it, I see serenity. +[1079.600 --> 1083.280] And we are drawn to things that are serene. +[1083.280 --> 1086.720] The human brain dislikes this harmony. +[1086.720 --> 1092.040] We like things and we like individuals that make us feel good. +[1092.040 --> 1095.720] I love this photograph for that. +[1095.720 --> 1104.220] We like this guy, even though he's the same as, I don't know how that picture got switched +[1104.220 --> 1107.720] with that one. +[1107.720 --> 1110.640] But look at it for a second. +[1110.640 --> 1116.280] Why are we drawn to one and not drawn to the other one? +[1116.280 --> 1120.280] And here's the message, clothing does matter. +[1120.280 --> 1123.640] Oh yes, but it does. +[1123.640 --> 1124.960] But it does. +[1124.960 --> 1126.760] Look at the research. +[1126.760 --> 1132.040] Now I realize that I'm the one that's over-dressed here and maybe I need to apologize, but that's +[1132.040 --> 1135.240] the way I feel comfortable. +[1135.240 --> 1143.120] But don't ever ignore the fact that how we appear matters because the research shows +[1143.120 --> 1149.640] that at six months, we already prefer at six months of age, a baby. +[1149.640 --> 1157.640] We already prefer beauty at six months. +[1157.640 --> 1161.000] We like smiles, but we like head tilt better. +[1161.000 --> 1166.040] I loved when I was watching all of you and so many of you had your head tilted. +[1166.040 --> 1169.120] Head tilt means I'm receptive to you. +[1169.120 --> 1173.920] Can you imagine as a child, your parent always addresses you like a drill sergeant? +[1173.920 --> 1174.920] Hi, how are you? +[1174.920 --> 1175.920] Nice to see you. +[1175.920 --> 1177.600] Do you have a good day? +[1177.600 --> 1181.640] Versus high. +[1181.640 --> 1185.560] Because at four weeks, a baby recognizes head tilt. +[1185.560 --> 1188.560] And if you don't believe me, borrow somebody's child. +[1188.560 --> 1189.560] Go on. +[1189.560 --> 1192.720] It's excuse me. +[1192.720 --> 1196.840] That bloke says that head tilt and watch how the baby smiles. +[1196.840 --> 1200.040] And we human smile when we see head tilt. +[1200.040 --> 1202.760] It means we're receptive. +[1202.760 --> 1204.920] And we love great attitude. +[1204.920 --> 1206.200] You know what we hate? +[1206.200 --> 1207.200] Bad attitude. +[1207.200 --> 1210.800] How many of you know somebody that has a bad attitude? +[1210.800 --> 1213.240] And they still breathe. +[1213.240 --> 1220.640] You're always going to be around people with bad attitude, but we gravitate towards people +[1220.640 --> 1223.320] with great attitude. +[1223.320 --> 1228.320] And that's really who we want to work with and associate with. +[1228.320 --> 1233.400] And here this princess is doing what we call a gravity-defying behavior. +[1233.400 --> 1238.000] She's arching her eyebrows. +[1238.000 --> 1243.160] When you say hi to somebody and you divide gravity, you go, hey, how are you? +[1243.160 --> 1246.000] Versus how you doing? +[1246.000 --> 1247.320] Which one do you like better? +[1247.320 --> 1251.360] Do you like the one with the animation, with the arching of the eyebrows? +[1251.360 --> 1254.520] Or do you like the, hey, doing? +[1254.520 --> 1255.960] Nobody likes the other one? +[1255.960 --> 1258.360] And that's because you're burning blood sugars. +[1258.360 --> 1263.640] You're burning, you're actually doing something energetic that says I care about you. +[1263.640 --> 1267.760] Because when I don't, I won't lift a finger literally. +[1267.760 --> 1272.520] And so just with the arching of an eyebrow, when you see somebody, you'll be perceived +[1272.520 --> 1276.800] as more kind and they'll want to be with you. +[1276.800 --> 1280.480] You know, oftentimes, I was speaking with Tim. +[1280.480 --> 1282.040] Sometimes we set the wrong goal. +[1282.040 --> 1285.120] We set the goal as I want to achieve this. +[1285.120 --> 1290.600] When the goal is, I want to have more face time. +[1290.600 --> 1291.600] Think about it. +[1291.600 --> 1293.120] The difference. +[1293.120 --> 1296.520] When I came into the FBI, they said, well, you got to get a confession. +[1296.520 --> 1298.120] I reframed it. +[1298.120 --> 1301.000] I want to have face time with this person. +[1301.000 --> 1306.760] If I have face time, they'll tell me whatever I want to know. +[1306.760 --> 1307.760] Why? +[1307.760 --> 1309.440] They want to spend time with me. +[1309.440 --> 1311.080] And that's what I did. +[1311.080 --> 1315.480] If your goal is, I want to sell this or I want to achieve that, maybe you should reframe +[1315.480 --> 1319.680] it and say, how do I achieve more face time? +[1319.680 --> 1325.840] To do that, you've got to do everything I've talked about so far. +[1325.840 --> 1328.320] That's what you don't want to do. +[1328.320 --> 1330.520] You don't want to look like that. +[1330.520 --> 1332.720] We want to listen. +[1332.720 --> 1337.320] We want to listen for the words that are used because not all words have the same weight. +[1338.320 --> 1343.240] My generation used problems. +[1343.240 --> 1344.960] Your generation says issues. +[1344.960 --> 1346.760] It doesn't resonate with me. +[1346.760 --> 1350.560] If I say mom and dad, don't say family. +[1350.560 --> 1354.400] You need to listen because words have different weight. +[1354.400 --> 1358.760] And people will front that which is important. +[1358.760 --> 1362.200] And they will use weighted words with you. +[1362.200 --> 1366.080] But we also have to be curious. +[1366.080 --> 1368.960] If you want people to spend time with you, be curious. +[1368.960 --> 1374.000] Be not only curious, they'll gravitate to you. +[1374.000 --> 1375.160] They'll spend time with you. +[1375.160 --> 1379.040] They want to know more about you just by asking them questions. +[1379.040 --> 1380.040] Really where are you from? +[1380.040 --> 1381.040] Oh my God. +[1381.040 --> 1383.120] What was that growing up like? +[1383.120 --> 1386.560] Whatever. +[1386.560 --> 1390.920] Because we humans seek to communicate. +[1390.920 --> 1397.160] And when people are curious, they gravitate towards us. +[1397.160 --> 1400.440] And we want to mirror non-verbally. +[1400.440 --> 1403.200] If you're relaxed, I'm relaxed. +[1403.200 --> 1407.320] If you're stressed, I want to help you to deal with that stress. +[1407.320 --> 1412.520] I want to mirror your words so that we are in synchrony. +[1412.520 --> 1416.000] How many of you have had a bad handshake? +[1416.000 --> 1417.000] Right? +[1417.000 --> 1420.080] It's like, how can you screw that up? +[1420.080 --> 1421.080] Right? +[1421.080 --> 1422.480] You've had the jujitsu. +[1422.480 --> 1424.960] You've had the wet fish. +[1424.960 --> 1425.960] Go ahead and do it. +[1425.960 --> 1426.960] Do it for me. +[1426.960 --> 1427.960] Yeah, there you go. +[1427.960 --> 1428.960] I've had everything. +[1428.960 --> 1429.960] I've had the probe. +[1429.960 --> 1433.840] I've had the one where the index fingers halfway up my arm. +[1433.840 --> 1436.480] And I didn't know index fingers were that long. +[1436.480 --> 1439.200] First of all, and secondly, are we engaged? +[1439.200 --> 1442.400] How can you screw up a handshake? +[1442.400 --> 1445.840] But here's what's important. +[1445.840 --> 1449.800] We remember negative things for about 13 years. +[1449.800 --> 1456.480] It goes to that part of the brain that reminds us that we don't can't touch a hot stove +[1456.480 --> 1457.480] every day. +[1457.480 --> 1460.640] And that's why it sticks with us so long. +[1460.640 --> 1464.360] So the first time we touch, get it right. +[1464.360 --> 1471.000] Because when you get it wrong, just tell yourself, I'm going to remember it for 13 years. +[1471.000 --> 1473.840] Yuck. +[1473.840 --> 1476.720] Simple things like even how we point. +[1476.720 --> 1477.720] Right? +[1477.720 --> 1479.960] Point at me. +[1479.960 --> 1483.520] Oh, this is what it looks like. +[1483.520 --> 1484.520] Do you like it? +[1484.520 --> 1485.520] No. +[1485.520 --> 1486.840] This is what it should look like. +[1486.840 --> 1489.040] Let's all do it together. +[1489.040 --> 1490.040] Ah. +[1490.040 --> 1494.480] I just like I want to be with you. +[1494.480 --> 1496.320] Everybody point to the wall. +[1496.320 --> 1497.320] Just do it again. +[1497.320 --> 1498.880] It won't hurt you. +[1498.880 --> 1499.880] There you go. +[1499.880 --> 1500.880] Now with your finger. +[1500.880 --> 1501.880] Like this. +[1501.880 --> 1502.880] Like this. +[1502.880 --> 1505.360] Simon says. +[1505.360 --> 1506.360] Why? +[1507.000 --> 1508.200] Why? +[1508.200 --> 1514.840] Because the brain is prepared to accept this far better than this. +[1514.840 --> 1518.960] That's how sensitive our brains are to nonverbels. +[1518.960 --> 1525.040] And yet how many people we see say, why don't you take a seat right there and right away? +[1525.040 --> 1527.640] We hate that. +[1527.640 --> 1532.880] Take care of the little things because the broken windows, when you show you don't care, +[1532.880 --> 1535.760] other people will not care. +[1535.760 --> 1538.800] That's in your home and at business. +[1538.800 --> 1540.720] You see garbage outside? +[1540.720 --> 1542.160] People will dump garbage. +[1542.160 --> 1544.200] They see you picking up the garbage. +[1544.200 --> 1545.560] They'll pick it up. +[1545.560 --> 1547.720] They see you cleaning up your language. +[1547.720 --> 1551.440] They will clean up their language. +[1551.440 --> 1553.400] You stop wearing torn jeans. +[1553.400 --> 1556.040] They'll wear nice jeans. +[1556.040 --> 1558.160] You stop dropping f-bombs. +[1558.160 --> 1562.360] They will stop dropping f-bombs. +[1562.360 --> 1571.640] But the minute you don't care, other people won't care. +[1571.640 --> 1577.200] How many of you do presentations? +[1577.200 --> 1581.840] Always be framed by blue. +[1581.840 --> 1585.400] There isn't another color to be framed by. +[1585.400 --> 1588.520] And that's why you see what you see. +[1588.520 --> 1589.920] Always be framed by blue. +[1589.920 --> 1591.440] The research is ample. +[1591.440 --> 1595.120] I don't have time to explain it all. +[1595.120 --> 1596.120] What happened? +[1596.120 --> 1597.880] Yeah, we're thinking of people. +[1597.880 --> 1605.320] Oh yeah, that's the head of Xerox. +[1605.320 --> 1606.320] Simplicity. +[1606.320 --> 1609.440] Humans like things simplified. +[1609.440 --> 1613.720] They'll make it complex, the simpler the better. +[1613.720 --> 1618.520] Just when you write it, if there's one thing I've learned after 11 and a half books, +[1618.520 --> 1621.120] you simplify. +[1621.120 --> 1626.320] Simplify, simplify, write it, edit it, edit it, cut it down. +[1626.320 --> 1629.200] Does anybody know who Edward Edward is? +[1629.200 --> 1630.200] Nobody does. +[1630.200 --> 1632.640] And he was the most gifted speaker of his day. +[1632.640 --> 1638.440] The reason nobody knows who he is, and they should, because he was the president of Harvard, +[1638.440 --> 1645.800] and was paid to go give the most momentous speech of the day, which was at the Gettysburg +[1645.800 --> 1647.480] address. +[1647.480 --> 1653.040] But his problem is he spoke for two hours and 30 minutes, but then he was followed by +[1653.040 --> 1658.800] this guy, who basically tweeted. +[1658.800 --> 1662.320] Abraham Lincoln gave the first tweet. +[1662.320 --> 1665.440] He spoke for two minutes, 26 seconds. +[1665.440 --> 1671.280] He spoke so fast that they couldn't set up the cameras in time. +[1671.280 --> 1679.840] At its hiss speech, we remember, because of its brevity and its simplicity. +[1679.840 --> 1686.520] Next time you think you're clever, remind yourself we are not. +[1686.520 --> 1689.000] Keep it short. +[1689.000 --> 1694.160] Nobody remembers that two hour and twenty minutes speech, not one word of it. +[1694.160 --> 1696.480] No where, nobody. +[1696.480 --> 1701.840] But we remember four score and seven years ago. +[1701.840 --> 1704.600] Humility is huge. +[1704.600 --> 1709.600] And we all need a little humility check every once in a while. +[1709.600 --> 1711.080] Every one of us. +[1711.080 --> 1717.280] Every once in a while, you need to take a step back and say, do I need a little bit of +[1717.280 --> 1719.040] humility? +[1719.040 --> 1724.960] Go to that humility bottle in the wherever you parked it, take it out and take a little +[1724.960 --> 1727.600] you know, tablespoon of it. +[1727.600 --> 1731.120] Because we all need a little bit of humility. +[1731.120 --> 1734.560] And we all need empathy. +[1734.560 --> 1740.120] An empathy is tactile and it's present. +[1740.120 --> 1741.120] Remember this. +[1741.120 --> 1744.040] Empathy is not over the internet. +[1744.040 --> 1745.360] That's communication. +[1745.360 --> 1749.000] Empathy is tactile and it is present. +[1749.000 --> 1751.960] And it is powerful. +[1751.960 --> 1757.200] I still remember the day when Princess Diana picked up a baby that had AIDS and the world +[1757.200 --> 1758.200] changed. +[1758.200 --> 1764.360] The world's perception of AIDS changed because, oh my God, she touched a baby that had AIDS. +[1764.360 --> 1767.000] And like, oh, now it's okay. +[1767.000 --> 1770.040] Even doctors took off their masks. +[1770.040 --> 1775.160] Empathy folks is powerful. +[1775.160 --> 1781.720] And I've learned some things along the way because of our situation in my life. +[1781.720 --> 1785.720] Because when we came here, we were very poor. +[1785.720 --> 1787.200] Very poor. +[1787.200 --> 1790.640] And we didn't speak the language. +[1790.640 --> 1797.280] But I learned that there's five things that differentiates the average from the exceptional. +[1797.280 --> 1802.080] Not the average from the good and not the average from the great, the average from the +[1802.080 --> 1803.080] exceptional. +[1803.800 --> 1809.080] And I want to share this with you because I found these while doing my research. +[1809.080 --> 1817.040] And the first thing is we must, to be exceptional, we must have mastery over ourselves. +[1817.040 --> 1820.440] If you read the front page of a newspaper, every time you read about somebody going off +[1820.440 --> 1826.520] to jail or having a breakdown or this or that, they have not had mastery over themselves. +[1826.520 --> 1830.080] You cannot achieve great things if you don't master yourself. +[1830.080 --> 1837.680] If you can't focus and if you can't just plow through whatever life throws at you. +[1837.680 --> 1841.880] And believe me, my family had many things thrown at them. +[1841.880 --> 1847.760] You can't build a violin if you don't pay the price. +[1847.760 --> 1849.920] And the second thing is to be exceptional. +[1849.920 --> 1853.840] You have to be a good observer. +[1853.840 --> 1859.640] We are taught to look, but we're not taught to observe. +[1859.640 --> 1863.280] Most of us don't know what to look for. +[1863.280 --> 1864.960] We're not taught to observe. +[1864.960 --> 1869.240] And yet we know exceptional people are great observers. +[1869.240 --> 1875.320] They see what your needs, wants and desires are so that they can act on them. +[1875.320 --> 1878.760] And observing is not looking. +[1878.760 --> 1884.880] And exceptional people communicate with verbally and nonverbally. +[1884.880 --> 1886.680] Verily and nonverbally. +[1886.680 --> 1892.560] Not just verbally. +[1892.560 --> 1897.840] And they do it effectively with a purpose. +[1897.840 --> 1899.000] Effectively with a purpose. +[1899.000 --> 1900.000] Think about it. +[1900.000 --> 1904.600] What if you were to bring together these two powerful forces of communication, both the +[1904.600 --> 1909.720] verbal and the nonverbal? +[1909.720 --> 1911.240] Exceptional people act. +[1911.240 --> 1914.480] They're known by their actions, not their words. +[1914.480 --> 1917.320] They act immediately. +[1917.320 --> 1919.400] And they act ethically. +[1919.400 --> 1924.800] And they do it to accomplish whatever is needed at that moment. +[1924.800 --> 1927.960] They're undeterred. +[1927.960 --> 1934.720] I was in Washington, D.C. when a plane hit up a bridge. +[1934.720 --> 1937.960] And I saw one of my fellow bureau agents jumping the water. +[1937.960 --> 1940.680] It was three degrees. +[1940.680 --> 1942.360] He can sit there and have a debate. +[1942.360 --> 1943.360] He didn't wander. +[1943.360 --> 1944.360] Should I jump in? +[1944.360 --> 1945.360] Is it ethically? +[1945.360 --> 1946.360] No. +[1946.360 --> 1951.280] You do what you have to do. +[1951.280 --> 1952.760] Exceptional people act. +[1952.760 --> 1956.400] They get up and they meet you. +[1956.400 --> 1958.160] And they comfort. +[1958.160 --> 1963.760] You want people to come to you to spend time with you, to gravitate to you, provide psychological +[1963.760 --> 1964.760] comfort. +[1964.760 --> 1965.960] That's all we want. +[1965.960 --> 1969.640] We actually don't want perfection. +[1969.640 --> 1972.640] We humans don't look for perfection. +[1972.640 --> 1974.960] We look for psychological comfort. +[1974.960 --> 1976.800] There's a great picture on the internet. +[1976.800 --> 1978.360] I wish I'd brought it. +[1978.360 --> 1980.200] And there's a little puppy. +[1980.200 --> 1985.640] And there's a chicken hen right on top of it, providing it warmth. +[1985.640 --> 1986.640] I tweeted about it. +[1986.640 --> 1990.000] I said, love doesn't have to be perfect. +[1990.000 --> 1993.240] It just has to be good enough. +[1993.240 --> 1995.360] And you know what? +[1995.360 --> 1997.120] Psychological comfort is that. +[1997.120 --> 2002.280] What does this person need in the moment? +[2002.280 --> 2004.760] Love things. +[2004.760 --> 2007.720] Five things that I learned from my family. +[2007.720 --> 2011.560] This is right before, right when we arrived from Cuba. +[2011.560 --> 2015.720] But the most powerful thing I think I learned, and I'll leave you with this message because +[2015.720 --> 2018.400] we really don't have much time as this. +[2018.400 --> 2019.720] It doesn't matter what you own. +[2019.720 --> 2022.240] It doesn't matter what you make. +[2022.240 --> 2023.240] It really doesn't. +[2023.240 --> 2026.360] And it doesn't impress me at all. +[2026.360 --> 2032.240] Did one thing that I've learned, the only thing that matters, is how you treat +[2032.280 --> 2037.200] those who can do absolutely nothing for you. +[2037.200 --> 2038.200] Have a good day. +[2038.200 --> 2039.200] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/interview_JrbnTZPjg0k.txt b/transcript/interview_JrbnTZPjg0k.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dd2438eb11fbdc3fbba930d215a114b429834ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_JrbnTZPjg0k.txt @@ -0,0 +1,169 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.000] 12 Things That Ruined A First Impression Immediately +[7.000 --> 12.680] Scientists have proven that we form our first impression about someone within the first +[12.680 --> 15.040] seven seconds of meeting them. +[15.040 --> 20.120] And there are definitely certain factors that can instantly make or break it. +[20.120 --> 25.000] Are you ready to find out what you should and shouldn't do in order to leave a good first +[25.000 --> 26.880] impression on other people? +[26.880 --> 28.440] And keep on watching! +[28.440 --> 33.600] But before we start, don't forget to subscribe to our channel and turn on notifications so +[33.600 --> 38.960] that you'll always be the first to see all our new videos. +[38.960 --> 39.960] 12. +[39.960 --> 44.160] A Week Handshake This point couldn't be more important for anyone +[44.160 --> 45.960] with an upcoming job interview. +[45.960 --> 50.600] A flimsy handshake can be a real first impression killer. +[50.600 --> 56.040] In his research, psychologist William F. Chaplin found that people with a weak handshake +[56.120 --> 63.320] are instantly judged as being shy, anxious, uninterested, or even completely incompetent. +[63.320 --> 67.520] That's definitely not how you want others to see you, is it? +[67.520 --> 71.640] Another common mistake people make is holding someone's hand for too long. +[71.640 --> 72.640] Awkward! +[72.640 --> 77.320] If you're going to give the right impression of confidence and capability, remember to +[77.320 --> 82.080] grip the other person's hand firmly and for no longer than two seconds. +[82.080 --> 85.720] That'll put you on the road to success! +[85.720 --> 87.080] 11. +[87.080 --> 91.280] Keeping your hands in the wrong position If you're ever sitting in front of a group +[91.280 --> 96.320] of people, whether it be at a business meeting or some conference, you've got to be mindful +[96.320 --> 98.400] of where you keep your hands. +[98.400 --> 102.480] You can put them on your lap, but never keep them in your pockets because this gives +[102.480 --> 104.960] the impression that you're hiding something. +[104.960 --> 110.120] If you place your hands on the table, don't squeeze them too tightly or lay them flat +[110.120 --> 111.880] with your palms down. +[111.880 --> 114.440] This makes people feel like you want to control them. +[114.440 --> 118.200] Also, don't forget about the role that culture plays here. +[118.200 --> 122.880] While gently folding your hands on the table is totally okay in the Western world, this +[122.880 --> 127.360] position is considered rude in Japan and India. +[127.360 --> 132.000] Do your research on the customs and culture before you visit another country. +[132.000 --> 135.920] This will help you avoid any uncomfortable situations. +[135.920 --> 137.240] 10. +[137.240 --> 140.920] Chewing gum You've got to admit that it's incredibly +[140.920 --> 145.320] annoying and distracting when you're talking to someone and they're chomping on a piece +[145.320 --> 146.320] of gum. +[146.320 --> 152.160] Click this irritating behavior into a formal situation or a first time encounter with someone +[152.160 --> 154.760] and it becomes even more inappropriate. +[154.760 --> 159.880] Chewing on gum makes you look immature, self-centered and somewhat low-brow. +[159.880 --> 162.800] So don't even think about it for a job interview. +[162.800 --> 168.040] You want to show your best qualities, not your indifference towards your potential employer. +[168.040 --> 173.400] On the flip side, a new study has found that in casual situations, people chewing gum +[173.400 --> 176.960] are usually perceived as more friendly and approachable. +[176.960 --> 178.760] So be careful with this one. +[178.760 --> 181.800] It can either help or hurt you. +[181.800 --> 183.320] 9. +[183.320 --> 187.600] Avoiding eye contact Eye contact has an unbelievably powerful +[187.600 --> 189.600] influence on how we view someone. +[189.600 --> 196.000] A 2007 study showed that people who maintain eye contact during a conversation are often +[196.000 --> 197.600] seen as more confident. +[197.600 --> 201.240] Intentive, intelligent and trustworthy. +[201.240 --> 206.400] People that avoid eye contact, on the other hand, are viewed as less sincere, more anxious +[206.400 --> 208.400] and even unattractive. +[208.400 --> 211.960] It doesn't mean you have to stare people down like a creep. +[211.960 --> 216.520] Just don't be afraid to lock eyes with another person from time to time instead of constantly +[216.520 --> 221.400] looking around, especially when you meet them for the first time. +[221.400 --> 222.400] 8. +[222.400 --> 227.200] Playing with your hair Statistic show that women touch their hair up to 18 times a +[227.200 --> 228.200] day. +[228.200 --> 232.040] That's fine if you're fixing it in the mirror, but if you play with your hair while talking +[232.040 --> 235.320] to someone, you could be sending them the wrong message. +[235.320 --> 238.680] First off, they might think you're flirting with them. +[238.680 --> 243.000] But more importantly, a person who toys with their hair during a conversation looks +[243.000 --> 246.880] unconfident, anxious and uncomfortable. +[246.880 --> 251.200] Traits that are especially undesirable in official situations. +[251.200 --> 255.640] And when playing with your hair becomes excessively repetitive, it can even be a sign of +[255.640 --> 256.640] OCD. +[256.880 --> 260.640] If you tend to do this when you're nervous, try to kick this habit. +[260.640 --> 264.120] It'll do you and your hair a lot of good. +[264.120 --> 266.120] 7. +[266.120 --> 269.400] Picking the Wrong Conversation Topics +[269.400 --> 274.480] In order to avoid the dreaded, awkward silence, a lot of people are ready to talk about anything +[274.480 --> 276.280] with someone they've just met. +[276.280 --> 280.400] But you never know what subjects can make someone feel uncomfortable. +[280.400 --> 285.200] So it's better to play it safe and avoid the general taboo topics out there. +[285.200 --> 292.240] They include health problems, money, religion, politics, or personal problems and complaints. +[292.240 --> 296.200] Try not to focus the conversation only on yourself and your issues. +[296.200 --> 298.480] That's what therapists are for. +[298.480 --> 302.320] It's always a good idea to be attentive to your conversation partner. +[302.320 --> 307.320] A good listener is always highly appreciated. +[307.320 --> 308.880] 6. +[308.880 --> 311.240] Invading Someone's Personal Space +[311.240 --> 315.280] Just as there are certain lines you shouldn't cross when it comes to conversation topics, +[315.280 --> 318.000] the same goes for personal space. +[318.000 --> 319.480] Experts put it simply. +[319.480 --> 325.040] The space between you and another person depends on your relationship and the situation. +[325.040 --> 330.020] There's a certain distance for close friends and family, one for informal conversations +[330.020 --> 332.800] and another for formal interactions. +[332.800 --> 337.640] When it comes to meeting someone for the first time, keep a minimum of 4 feet between the +[337.640 --> 338.800] two of you. +[338.800 --> 342.480] If you stand too close to them, you may come off as aggressive. +[342.480 --> 345.920] But if you stand too far away, you seem uninterested. +[345.920 --> 350.080] Just try to find a happy medium and stick to it. +[350.080 --> 351.600] 5. +[351.600 --> 353.600] Mating Distracting Noises +[353.600 --> 358.240] We've all been in a room with someone who constantly taps their foot or fingers or +[358.240 --> 360.440] drums their pen on the desk. +[360.440 --> 365.520] And if you do any of these things, you're not only annoying everyone, no offense. +[365.520 --> 368.760] You're also giving them the wrong impression about you. +[368.760 --> 373.320] Being can indicate nervousness, irritation or impatience. +[373.320 --> 377.440] People might even think that you're purposely trying to irritate others or draw attention +[377.440 --> 378.840] to yourself. +[378.840 --> 382.960] And while cracking your knuckles can help relieve stress, it's one of the most annoying +[382.960 --> 386.440] sounds according to a survey by the New York Times. +[386.440 --> 392.040] It can be nearly impossible to control nervous tapping, but you have to try, especially during +[392.040 --> 395.440] important meetings or presentations. +[395.440 --> 397.240] 4. +[397.240 --> 399.240] Checking Your Phone +[399.240 --> 404.800] In the age of social media and 24-7 access to the internet, we've become addicted to our +[404.800 --> 405.800] gadgets. +[405.800 --> 411.540] In fact, an Android app called Lockit collected information and found that the average person +[411.540 --> 415.280] checks their phone 110 times a day. +[415.280 --> 419.840] Even if you're just checking the time on your screen, it comes off as extremely impolite +[419.840 --> 422.240] when you do it during a conversation. +[422.240 --> 426.040] The other person gets the impression that they're boring you and you seem to have better +[426.040 --> 427.040] things to do. +[427.040 --> 432.160] A study from the University of Essex showed that even just having one's phone on the +[432.160 --> 438.040] table next to them reduces a conversation's quality and the participants' engagement. +[438.040 --> 441.280] So leave it in your bag or in your pocket. +[441.280 --> 444.280] 3. +[444.280 --> 446.800] Forgetting People's Names +[446.800 --> 450.680] Probably the most embarrassing thing you can do when you see someone is to forget their +[450.680 --> 451.680] name. +[451.680 --> 455.040] And it's especially humiliating if they remember yours. +[455.040 --> 459.820] The steer clear of this awkward situation get into the habit of immediately repeating +[459.820 --> 462.200] someone's name after you've been introduced. +[462.200 --> 465.080] Like, hi Ann, nice to meet you. +[465.080 --> 469.720] Justifying this faux pas with excuses about having a bad memory or being terrible with +[469.720 --> 471.440] names won't cut it. +[471.440 --> 476.120] And when it does happen, just play it cool and try to avoid using phrases where you have +[476.120 --> 478.080] to name the other person. +[478.080 --> 481.080] That should do the trick. +[481.080 --> 482.080] 2. +[482.080 --> 483.080] Being Late +[483.080 --> 487.600] So your best friend might kid you that you're always so fashionably late, there's nothing +[487.600 --> 491.800] to joke about it when it comes to first impressions and being tardy. +[491.800 --> 496.440] Running late to a meeting with people you don't know or have a formal relationship with +[496.440 --> 499.520] will shed a guaranteed negative light on you. +[499.520 --> 504.120] You'll seem like an unreliable and unorganized person that doesn't respect people enough +[504.120 --> 505.960] to value their time. +[505.960 --> 507.960] Nothing good about any of that. +[507.960 --> 512.200] So if you don't want that mess to be the way people view you, don't be late. +[512.200 --> 513.680] It's that easy. +[513.680 --> 517.640] Leave your house in enough time so that you don't have to run to your meeting. +[517.640 --> 521.560] You'll be all disheveled and unfocused and that looks bad too. +[521.560 --> 526.000] There are tons of online resources to learn better time management skills so make use +[526.000 --> 528.000] of them. +[528.000 --> 529.000] 1. +[529.000 --> 530.000] The Wrong Attire +[530.000 --> 534.760] Whether we like it or not, people do judge a book by its cover. +[534.760 --> 538.960] And remember, they do it within 7 seconds of setting eyes on us. +[538.960 --> 543.000] There's not much you can say within this time, which proves that a lot of assumptions +[543.000 --> 545.880] people make are based purely off of looks. +[545.880 --> 552.160] In fact, statistics claim that 55% of the first impression is based on appearance. +[552.160 --> 557.880] What's more, studies show that your height, weight, hair color and makeup can even influence +[557.880 --> 559.760] the size of your paycheck. +[559.760 --> 564.360] So if you're meeting someone for the very first time, again, especially in more formal +[564.360 --> 568.520] situations, try to be conservative in your choice of clothing. +[568.520 --> 572.800] Be polished and don't use heavy perfume or tons of makeup. +[572.800 --> 577.520] You don't have to dress to the nines or anything, just look neat and well put together. +[577.520 --> 578.520] 2. +[578.520 --> 582.800] What else do you think can ruin a first impression? +[582.800 --> 584.960] Tell us in the comments section below. +[584.960 --> 587.840] Don't forget to share this video with your friends and family. +[587.840 --> 590.400] They need to know how to leave a good impression too. +[590.400 --> 592.760] Stay on the Bright Side of life and we'll see you soon. diff --git a/transcript/interview_M2NFhwHyNhc.txt b/transcript/interview_M2NFhwHyNhc.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecd38b10575a0d433f26f652a2583feedd449055 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_M2NFhwHyNhc.txt @@ -0,0 +1,201 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.840] Where what you're going to use at the interview in advance and be comfortable. +[4.840 --> 7.400] Make sure that your handshake is proper. +[7.400 --> 10.400] Sat upright, good posture, eye contact. +[10.400 --> 12.400] But you are not staring them down. +[16.560 --> 18.720] The human body is always transmitting. +[18.720 --> 22.400] The question is, who is receiving that information? +[30.400 --> 33.600] The interview really starts before the interview. +[33.600 --> 35.400] Outside the door already. +[35.400 --> 40.080] When someone hands in a CV or their social media, when you're parking your car, +[40.080 --> 42.720] are you taking a space that is not allowed? +[42.720 --> 45.720] Are you greeting the security person that is standing there? +[45.720 --> 50.280] I remember going to an interview once and the person that was going to interview me, +[50.280 --> 51.640] was in the elevator with me. +[51.640 --> 57.480] Sometimes I give a CEO, the advice, sit down on that reception stool and observe the person +[57.480 --> 62.480] who's coming in because then you can also already see how they're treating reception staff. +[62.480 --> 67.120] We assess each other in milliseconds, not even seconds. +[67.120 --> 70.360] It's not just your body language or facial expressions. +[70.360 --> 72.600] It's everything that communicates. +[72.600 --> 74.800] Some people are making already judgments. +[74.800 --> 79.520] You have to make a good impression first by understanding that you have to make a good impression, +[79.520 --> 81.720] selling yourself, you're promoting yourself. +[81.720 --> 86.800] So that's why you need to be confident and be perceived as trustworthy, as well as competent. +[86.800 --> 89.400] Know what you're going to say, what they're going to ask you. +[89.400 --> 90.960] Prepare, prepare, prepare. +[90.960 --> 94.160] You don't have a copy of your CV and they refer to it. +[94.160 --> 96.360] You now look, let's prepare it. +[96.360 --> 99.280] And if you hand it to somebody, hand it with value. +[99.280 --> 102.640] If you do it like this, you know, a bit of the turtle neck like that, +[102.640 --> 107.480] completely different than this is who I am and this is what I've done in life. +[110.280 --> 115.480] As I walk into the room, I have to remember that I have to be respectful of that room. +[115.480 --> 117.480] Always make yourself known. +[117.480 --> 120.680] So you walk up to them, you shake hands, can I sit here? +[120.680 --> 121.760] Yes, you can sit here. +[121.760 --> 128.760] I have to make eye contact with everybody in that room and that I have to treat everybody equally. +[128.760 --> 131.760] I'm not focused on the chair that you want to sit in, +[131.760 --> 134.080] but focus on the people that are present in that room. +[134.080 --> 138.840] As you make your introduction, I want to hear a strong voice. +[138.840 --> 141.080] I want to see an upright posture. +[141.080 --> 142.280] I'm going to see the chin up. +[142.280 --> 143.280] Confidence. +[143.280 --> 144.680] No hands in pockets. +[144.680 --> 146.160] I want to see your hands. +[146.160 --> 148.840] I want to see you ready to engage in an interaction. +[148.840 --> 151.760] I will shake everybody's hands equally. +[151.760 --> 155.840] I'm not just going to focus on the highest status person or the leader. +[158.720 --> 161.280] If you asked most people, have you ever had a bad handshake? +[161.280 --> 162.280] They should. +[162.280 --> 164.880] We all have had those awful handshakes. +[164.880 --> 167.480] Yeah, it was wet, weak, this, that, whatever. +[167.480 --> 172.760] If we are meeting up for the first time, we align ourselves and that we have a short handshake, +[172.760 --> 173.760] usually it's like this. +[173.760 --> 177.880] If you're giving me a very light handshake, don't want to be grabbing at the knuckles. +[177.880 --> 181.520] If you're giving me a really strong handshake, I don't want to give you a loose handshake back. +[181.520 --> 183.880] I'm going to try and match your level of grip. +[183.880 --> 188.000] Especially when you're a woman, I've had so many bad handshakes +[188.000 --> 191.120] because of the strength that men probably want to portray. +[191.120 --> 192.160] I still don't understand. +[192.160 --> 194.160] People try and dominate a handshake. +[194.160 --> 195.720] Never try and dominate a handshake. +[195.720 --> 201.320] But what we do see a lot, too long, and they keep shaking like this all the time, +[201.320 --> 204.400] or they hold the hand, which makes it very uncomfortable, +[204.400 --> 207.920] or they probe the hand, which is like the finger like that. +[207.920 --> 211.520] Keep all of my fingers below your wrist. +[211.520 --> 215.400] So up to the point where they touch you here or here or even here. +[215.400 --> 220.080] And that we would not advise unless I know you very well, it's like, how are you? +[220.080 --> 221.960] You know, then it's like, oh, so good to see you. +[221.960 --> 222.480] Great. +[222.480 --> 228.280] Humans impress first visually, then vocally, tone of voice, then verbally, +[228.280 --> 231.560] and the last is haptics through touch. +[231.560 --> 235.000] The brain catalogs, all this negative stuff. +[235.000 --> 241.280] You have to let them set the stage and the rules. +[241.280 --> 242.920] Don't talk over them. +[242.920 --> 244.160] Turn yielding. +[244.160 --> 245.840] Does this person ever shut up? +[245.840 --> 247.600] Some people start talking immediately. +[247.600 --> 251.600] I am here for the job, and they start selling themselves, take a breath. +[251.600 --> 254.880] You know what you're doing and speak comfortably. +[254.880 --> 257.320] Depending on how many people you're talking to, +[257.320 --> 261.760] I would always wait just to let them take up the moment of interaction +[261.760 --> 264.000] and to tell them what they want from you. +[264.000 --> 265.800] Show you are engaged. +[265.800 --> 267.280] You are actively listening. +[267.280 --> 269.320] And you are in the interaction present. +[269.320 --> 271.680] Use your hands and use your face to emphasize. +[271.680 --> 275.600] As they're talking, I know you want you to be nodding along with what they're saying. +[275.600 --> 277.760] Not too much that you look like a bubblehead. +[277.760 --> 283.040] You want to have a slight head tilt when you're talking to them, especially when you're trying to show empathy. +[283.040 --> 285.760] When people ask a question, make sure you answer it. +[285.760 --> 290.720] Don't be so busy talking that you are not aware that you've been asked a question. +[290.720 --> 293.440] I want to see you orientated towards them +[293.440 --> 296.560] because orientation behavior shows interest. +[296.560 --> 297.960] Don't pick at your clothing. +[297.960 --> 300.280] Don't pick out lint and so forth. +[300.280 --> 301.600] Don't prune yourself. +[301.600 --> 305.320] Even because they are uncomfortable, you might see a self-hug. +[305.320 --> 306.480] You know, those kind of things. +[306.480 --> 311.120] And we so do not advise that the best conversations take place +[311.120 --> 313.320] with comfort for both parties. +[313.320 --> 318.720] I'm overly sat with my shoulders back and my chest out, +[318.720 --> 320.920] trying to be really, really upright. +[320.920 --> 321.960] I look like a robot. +[321.960 --> 327.520] If you are very comfortable like that, that is not a good portraying. +[327.520 --> 331.680] You will feel in your body when it feels unnatural. +[331.680 --> 333.400] Listen to yourself. +[333.400 --> 335.520] Feel comfortable and it should feel natural. +[335.520 --> 338.560] Everybody knows this, but a lot of people don't do it. +[338.560 --> 341.040] Don't be caught off guard with any question. +[341.080 --> 342.480] Have a trial interview. +[342.480 --> 344.760] Have somebody just ask you a few questions +[344.760 --> 346.160] and see how you come across. +[346.160 --> 347.640] And if you're clearing your throat +[347.640 --> 350.640] and you have to hesitate for too long, +[350.640 --> 352.120] people don't like that. +[352.120 --> 354.000] Hesitation is a killer. +[354.000 --> 358.600] When say thank you. +[358.600 --> 361.800] Show them respect by showing them. +[361.800 --> 363.440] You are grateful for their time. +[363.440 --> 368.440] Expect to say goodbye and shake hands, maybe hand out a card. +[369.440 --> 372.200] If not, you can just nod, validate everybody +[372.200 --> 373.880] that you had the opportunity. +[373.880 --> 376.200] This is the last time you have a chance to influence. +[376.200 --> 378.560] Remember, the interview is only over +[378.560 --> 380.240] when you are completely out of sight. +[380.240 --> 383.520] You leave the room with pro-activeness and a posture +[383.520 --> 386.960] that shows you're active or that you are energetic +[386.960 --> 388.680] to go for what you want to go. +[388.680 --> 390.720] Often if you feel it went really well, +[390.720 --> 392.560] people can completely relax +[392.560 --> 395.200] and they don't walk out the room with this much confidence +[395.200 --> 397.520] or as much poise as they came in the room. +[397.640 --> 400.440] You're only done after you're back in your car home. +[400.440 --> 402.440] So maintain that confidence level, +[402.440 --> 404.760] maintain that posture, maintain that poise +[404.760 --> 406.440] until you are fully out of the room. +[409.600 --> 411.440] When it comes to virtual interaction, +[411.440 --> 413.080] you actually add an advantage. +[413.080 --> 414.880] There's actually a lot more control. +[414.880 --> 415.920] Is the lighting good? +[415.920 --> 417.360] Is the sound okay? +[417.360 --> 419.760] Many people have learned the hard way, +[419.760 --> 422.480] not to use the camera that came with their computer. +[422.480 --> 426.760] Go out and buy that or borrow a decent 4K camera. +[426.760 --> 429.840] You are in complete control of your virtual space. +[429.840 --> 431.920] So you can make sure that it's tidy, +[431.920 --> 435.200] that you don't have things that are drawing attention away. +[435.200 --> 437.400] There was somebody applying for a high-end job +[437.400 --> 439.400] and in the background there was only liquor. +[439.400 --> 441.240] It might be in a kitchen, so you can say, +[441.240 --> 443.200] oh yeah, well, he's got liquor in the kitchen. +[443.200 --> 445.880] But we pick up on the liquor first +[445.880 --> 448.000] and in our brain we make an association. +[448.000 --> 450.200] Eye contact is really important virtually. +[450.200 --> 453.800] You just have to remember that everything is now exaggerated. +[453.800 --> 457.960] Your gestures are now reduced to 27 inches. +[457.960 --> 459.600] That's what most cameras capture. +[459.600 --> 461.520] They can't look at the rest of your body. +[461.520 --> 464.200] So there's going to be more emphasis on the face. +[464.200 --> 467.360] The other difficult thing with zoom is the technique. +[467.360 --> 471.000] So we have sometimes a delay of a question +[471.000 --> 472.640] and that feels awkward sometimes. +[472.640 --> 474.680] Like, can I talk already or not? +[474.680 --> 476.240] And you see the hesitation. +[476.240 --> 478.880] The turn yielding is a bit delayed. +[478.880 --> 482.640] That can throw the interview, interviewer or the interviewer off. +[482.680 --> 484.440] So you have to be extra alert on that. +[484.440 --> 486.960] When they are talking, look at the screen +[486.960 --> 489.160] and when you are talking, look at the camera. +[489.160 --> 491.720] What people often do is they look at themselves. +[491.720 --> 494.400] When we are constantly assessing our own non-verbals, +[494.400 --> 497.840] it's really tiring and it's really cognitively demanding +[497.840 --> 498.680] and draining. +[498.680 --> 500.680] So it creates what's called zoom fatigue +[500.680 --> 502.600] and that will affect our non-verbals +[502.600 --> 504.200] because we're going to show fatigue, +[504.200 --> 505.720] we're going to show disinterest. +[505.720 --> 507.840] In essence, the rules are the same. +[507.840 --> 509.920] The important thing is that you understand +[509.920 --> 513.080] that you have to be extra alert of your body language +[513.080 --> 516.280] because there's no room for interpretations. +[518.960 --> 521.760] The goal of any interview, +[521.760 --> 524.440] as the interviewer is information elicitation. +[524.440 --> 528.800] As the interviewer is to show confidence, competence and trust. +[528.800 --> 531.520] You're going to create a conversation with that person +[531.520 --> 533.240] or you're going to ask questions as well +[533.240 --> 536.400] or you will have examples that really apply to it. +[536.400 --> 539.720] You want to make the other person feel comfortable. +[539.720 --> 542.920] You want to make them feel that you are someone to be trusted. +[542.920 --> 544.880] How did this person dress up? +[544.880 --> 547.680] Are you close clean or do you have food on your clothes? +[547.680 --> 551.360] I mean, I'm relaying here what I've heard from HR. +[551.360 --> 554.920] They're assessing you because you're going to be representing me. +[554.920 --> 557.720] We may have a great brand name, +[557.720 --> 560.000] but it's your face, your presence +[560.000 --> 561.640] that's going to make that difference. +[561.640 --> 563.960] There might be 100 people applying for that job. +[563.960 --> 567.640] If you come prepared and you have a genuine interaction +[567.640 --> 569.520] with showing that you really wanted, +[569.520 --> 572.480] there's so much more chance in that setting +[572.480 --> 573.360] than, oh, I'm just here. +[573.360 --> 574.200] This is my resume. +[574.200 --> 575.360] You have to please hire me. diff --git a/transcript/interview_M8LA10Tg1Os.txt b/transcript/interview_M8LA10Tg1Os.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..980c5559e5c31732822888a2c2b62aebbf1ccf32 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_M8LA10Tg1Os.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +[0.000 --> 2.000] I'm not a fan of you. +[2.000 --> 4.000] I'm not a fan of you. +[4.000 --> 6.000] I'm not a fan of you. +[6.000 --> 8.000] I'm not a fan of you. +[8.000 --> 10.000] Funny, I actually was just text my student with a friend +[10.000 --> 12.000] because I'm missing class right now. +[12.000 --> 13.000] You are. +[13.000 --> 14.000] And I'm a film class. +[14.000 --> 16.000] And it's so funny because they're watching American Beauty +[16.000 --> 18.000] today and analyzing it. +[18.000 --> 20.000] American Beauty. +[20.000 --> 21.000] What's funny about that? +[21.000 --> 22.000] You were in that. +[22.000 --> 23.000] No, wasn't. +[23.000 --> 24.000] American Beauty? +[24.000 --> 25.000] Nope. +[25.000 --> 27.000] What's the one with the Rose petals? +[27.000 --> 28.000] I'm not even that. +[28.000 --> 29.000] That's not you? +[29.000 --> 29.980] No. +[29.980 --> 30.980] Really? +[30.980 --> 31.980] No. +[31.980 --> 32.980] Really? +[32.980 --> 33.980] I swear to God. +[33.980 --> 34.980] Am I just very confused? +[34.980 --> 35.980] I think you are. +[35.980 --> 36.980] I think I am. +[59.980 --> 82.980] What's funny about that? +[82.980 --> 88.980] You were in that. +[88.980 --> 103.980] How is it, underYNC, about a year back? +[103.980 --> 113.980] Two months ago I think I might be able to open the sentence, maybe a lot. +[113.980 --> 115.980] Is this not you? +[115.980 --> 116.980] No. +[116.980 --> 117.980] Really? +[125.980 --> 126.980] No. +[126.980 --> 127.980] Really? +[134.980 --> 135.980] I swear to God. +[144.980 --> 145.980] Go. +[151.980 --> 152.980] Am I just very confused? +[152.980 --> 153.980] I think you are. +[153.980 --> 154.980] I think you are. +[173.980 --> 175.980] I swear to God. diff --git a/transcript/interview_OvEci5Bjgd4.txt b/transcript/interview_OvEci5Bjgd4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8b6c17b6f09b47ac40ab8f993868d957445f1185 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_OvEci5Bjgd4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +[0.000 --> 27.480] one. +[27.480 --> 36.480] You're job's a joke, you prove, you're not lost your way. +[36.480 --> 37.480] You know I could get him to forgive us. +[37.480 --> 38.480] I don't know. +[38.480 --> 40.480] I'm telling you. +[40.480 --> 45.480] I can do it. +[45.480 --> 48.480] Yeah, he can do it. +[48.480 --> 53.480] It's like you're always stuck in second gear. +[53.480 --> 54.480] Who knows? +[54.480 --> 56.480] He was like this crazy, I'd hairy beast man. +[56.480 --> 62.480] He was like a big footer, I'd get a year something. +[62.480 --> 66.480] Hi, just so you know, we didn't mean to fog you. +[66.480 --> 71.480] We actually thought you were like a yeti or something. +[73.480 --> 76.480] Hi. +[77.480 --> 79.480] So you like to shorten here better? +[79.480 --> 81.480] What? +[82.480 --> 83.480] Yeti? +[83.480 --> 84.480] Danny? +[91.480 --> 93.480] Beeps? +[94.480 --> 96.480] Hello? +[98.480 --> 101.480] I'll be there for you. +[101.480 --> 106.480] I'll be there for you. +[106.480 --> 116.480] If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. +[116.480 --> 119.480] I'm fine. +[121.480 --> 123.480] Really? +[123.480 --> 124.480] Absolutely. +[124.480 --> 126.480] I'm fine. +[126.480 --> 128.480] Totally fine. +[128.480 --> 134.480] I don't know why it's coming out loud and squeaky, because really, I'm fine. +[135.480 --> 138.480] I'll be there for you. +[138.480 --> 141.480] Cause you're there for me, then you too. +[141.480 --> 143.480] Joe? +[148.480 --> 152.480] I guess Joey went home. +[152.480 --> 157.480] Oh, and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. +[159.480 --> 162.480] Oh my god, Joe. +[162.480 --> 165.480] Oh my god, you almost gave me a heart attack. +[165.480 --> 167.480] Oh. +[172.480 --> 174.480] What best friend in my sister? +[174.480 --> 176.480] I cannot believe this. +[176.480 --> 180.480] Sorry, but it's true I love him too. +[180.480 --> 183.480] My best friend. +[186.480 --> 189.480] I cannot believe this. +[192.480 --> 195.480] I'm great. +[200.480 --> 205.480] You're mother walk, you let me taste like bees. +[205.480 --> 210.480] I'm rushing, let's put aside the fact that you accidentally picked up my grandmother's ring +[210.480 --> 215.480] and you accidentally proposed to Rachel and people do this. +[215.480 --> 217.480] I don't really know what that means. +[217.480 --> 220.480] I'm sorry. +[223.480 --> 231.480] And when it hasn't been your day, you'll meet your mother's even longer. +[231.480 --> 234.480] I'll be there for you. +[234.480 --> 239.480] I'll be there for you. +[239.480 --> 244.480] I'll be there for you. +[244.480 --> 249.480] Cause you're there for me, then you too. +[249.480 --> 254.480] I'll be there for you. +[254.480 --> 259.480] I'll be there for you. +[259.480 --> 262.480] I'll be there for you. +[262.480 --> 267.480] Cause you're there for me too. diff --git a/transcript/interview_PCWVi5pAa30.txt b/transcript/interview_PCWVi5pAa30.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d6048b862054d113e08d1c0710d4839390219bf9 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_PCWVi5pAa30.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +[0.000 --> 14.500] Have you been to an interview recently, being perfectly qualified for the role, you've +[14.500 --> 18.600] answered all the questions correctly, but still been rejected? +[18.600 --> 21.840] Well, the answer could lie in your body language. +[21.840 --> 28.200] Recent studies suggest that only 7% of your communication are the actual words you say. +[28.200 --> 36.160] 38% are certain vocal elements like your intonation, but 55% is your nonverbal. +[36.160 --> 39.320] Things like your facial expression, your gestures, your posture. +[39.320 --> 43.080] So this video is going to look at the messages you've been sending out with your body language, +[43.080 --> 46.940] and how to tweak those to make sure you're sending out all the right signals at your next +[46.940 --> 49.520] interview. +[49.520 --> 50.880] So think about your body posture. +[50.880 --> 57.880] A very natural thing for people to do is to slouch in the chair, or fold their arms, +[57.880 --> 62.240] and this looks like you're making yourself smaller, wrapping yourself up. +[62.240 --> 66.280] And the signal you're giving off to the interviewer is that you're defensible nervous. +[66.280 --> 71.400] Instead, open up your body, don't cross your legs or fold your arms, but engage slightly +[71.400 --> 75.400] forward from the waist, and this will give the appearance to the interviewer that you're +[75.400 --> 78.160] interested. +[78.160 --> 82.720] If you're juggling about a lot in the chair, keeping changing your body posture or you're +[82.720 --> 87.000] playing with the button on your shirt or the ring or other objects, you're going to appear +[87.000 --> 88.880] anxious and nervous. +[88.880 --> 91.440] And certainly the interviewer is going to be less inclined to have confidence in you. +[91.440 --> 96.760] So a really good tip is to first slow your breathing down, this will slow your heart +[96.760 --> 101.040] rate, and make you feel less nervous. +[101.040 --> 104.480] Keep your hand gestures steady and only to emphasize a point. +[104.480 --> 109.240] Palm upwards signifies that what you're saying is honest and trustworthy. +[109.240 --> 112.120] Touching your heart signifies that what you're saying is genuine. +[112.120 --> 114.120] Deeply, is a sign of confidence. +[114.120 --> 119.000] Conversely, classpin your hands is a sign of self-comfort and anxiety, so make sure you +[119.000 --> 122.240] avoid these. +[122.240 --> 127.840] Merring the interviewer is an effective technique, but it needs to be done very subtly. +[127.840 --> 131.440] Merring hand movements or positive gestures. +[131.440 --> 134.440] Waiting ten seconds though before you do it yourself. +[134.440 --> 135.960] You can also mirror your speech. +[135.960 --> 143.160] So they're vocabulary, they're jargon, the rate or volume of their speech. +[143.160 --> 148.840] People trust those that are similar to themselves, so this makes the interviewer feel at ease +[148.840 --> 153.200] and you're more likely to build rapport with them. +[153.200 --> 155.880] This is so important. +[155.880 --> 159.600] Interviewers often avoid the gaze of the interviewer or they look down. +[159.600 --> 163.000] But by looking at the interviewer's eyes, you're certain you're confidence, you're +[163.000 --> 164.000] trustworthiness. +[164.560 --> 168.680] Instead of staring at the interviewer, alternate your gaze between the left eye, the right +[168.680 --> 172.840] eye, the mouth, maybe every three seconds, just enough to see the colour of the interviewer's +[172.840 --> 174.160] eyes. +[174.160 --> 178.880] For panel interviews, make sure you look at everybody, but specifically focus your attention +[178.880 --> 184.000] on the person who's asking you the question or speaking at the time. +[184.000 --> 189.240] To avoid line signals, the main rule is avoid touching your face, so especially your nose, +[189.240 --> 191.800] your mouth, your ears, your sideburns. +[191.800 --> 195.400] These are all signs that will suggest to your interviewer that you've been dishonest +[195.400 --> 199.400] with the way that you're answering their questions. +[199.400 --> 203.600] So the handshake isn't obvious one, but so many people get this wrong. +[203.600 --> 210.160] It's the unspoken word that initiates conversation in any social or professional get-together. +[210.160 --> 213.040] To firm and you'll seem too dominant. +[213.040 --> 215.800] To weak and you'll seem under-confident. +[215.800 --> 220.360] Instead always initiate the handshake, match the interviewer's grip, apply the one, +[220.360 --> 223.800] two second rule, smile and repeat their name. +[223.800 --> 227.960] By putting these body language tips into practice, you'll begin off the right impression +[227.960 --> 229.800] at your next interview. +[229.800 --> 232.440] Now what you need to worry about is what you're actually going to say. diff --git a/transcript/interview_P_SNAODLTxM.txt b/transcript/interview_P_SNAODLTxM.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e593cebd5877278fb1ff4e54dbac9e6fb5e4bd49 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_P_SNAODLTxM.txt @@ -0,0 +1,88 @@ +[0.000 --> 5.120] Hi ambitious professionals it's Linda Rainer of linda Rainer.com career strategist. I help +[5.120 --> 9.360] driven professionals like you to enhance your personal brand so that you can pursue a career +[9.360 --> 15.840] you'll truly enjoy. And in this video I want to share with you a few tips on how to demonstrate +[15.840 --> 21.200] good body language in an interview setting. This was something that was actually brought up by +[21.200 --> 26.640] a CEO client of mine during one of our sessions. He told me how he had just recently read +[26.640 --> 32.320] an article that talked about the significance of non-verbal communication in an interview, +[32.320 --> 38.480] specifically body language and how it impacted the interviewer's decision in hiring the +[38.480 --> 44.080] particular candidate. Specifically this article mentioned that there was an experiment that was +[44.080 --> 51.120] done where there were three parties involved. There was the interviewer, there was the job candidate +[51.120 --> 57.200] and then there was an observer. So the observer's job was to watch the interview as it was happening +[57.200 --> 63.680] but they couldn't hear what was being said by either the interviewer or the job candidate. +[63.680 --> 68.320] And then of course the interviewer's responsibility was to ask the questions to the job candidate +[68.320 --> 73.360] and go through the course of the interview. By the end of the interview the observer and the +[73.360 --> 80.080] interviewer compared notes and it turned out that they both came to the exact same conclusion +[80.080 --> 86.800] about the candidate. They had the same perception, they had the same judgments and they essentially +[86.800 --> 92.880] came up with their own observations of this individual, this job candidate. So what I'm saying is +[92.880 --> 98.560] the observer only watched in silence but they came up to the conclusion, the same conclusion +[98.560 --> 104.960] that the interviewer did. So what that means is that a lot of the times it really doesn't matter +[105.280 --> 111.680] exactly the words that come out of your mouth. It's not so much of an emphasis on what you say +[111.680 --> 117.200] but it's more of an emphasis on how you say it and how you're feeling while you're in the interview. +[118.400 --> 122.880] Now I don't know if they had a positive or negative impression of that job candidate. I didn't +[122.880 --> 130.240] even bother asking but the point is that you need to recognize how important your body language, +[130.320 --> 137.280] your energy and really the vibe that you give off in the interview is because it really does play +[137.280 --> 142.320] a role in determining whether you'll move forward in the interview process and get the job or not. +[143.360 --> 148.640] So in essence if you're sending out the wrong vibes but saying the right things in the interview +[148.640 --> 154.320] it still doesn't matter because how you're being perceived is much more than the words that are +[154.320 --> 159.760] coming out of your mouth. So here are a few things to keep in mind when it comes to demonstrating +[159.760 --> 164.000] positive body language in an interview. Remind you number one, +[164.000 --> 169.920] interviewers want to feel at ease and in order for the interviewers to feel at ease with you +[170.720 --> 177.600] you need to feel at ease with yourself. So a lot of people think that when they go into an interview +[177.600 --> 184.000] they need to demonstrate their enthusiasm and be overly excited and show a lot of energy +[184.000 --> 189.520] and the truth is when you do that it just comes off as fake. It's not as genuine, you're not +[189.760 --> 195.440] feeling authentic to them. It really feels like you're putting on a show, putting on a theatrical +[195.440 --> 201.840] performance and that's not the point of an interview. If anything they want to see someone who can +[201.840 --> 208.000] demonstrate their true self and so the way to do that is to get connected back to you who you are +[208.000 --> 214.000] to go back to that centered connected place within you and then let that confidence come through +[214.000 --> 219.200] and let that excitement come through from that place but it's not going to be an overly dramatic +[219.200 --> 225.520] excitement that's going to come through. It's going to be one where you feel good, you're excited +[225.520 --> 230.320] but you feel good about this opportunity and you're going to go in with that positive mindset +[230.320 --> 235.680] and because you're feeling good in yourself they're going to feel that energy too. So you have to +[235.680 --> 240.960] remember it all starts with you. You go back to yourself, ask yourself am I feeling positive? +[240.960 --> 247.120] Am I feeling good? Am I feeling confident? And if you're not then you have to develop a way to get +[247.120 --> 253.040] yourself feeling that way. You have to really practice at feeling good. That's the honest truth +[253.040 --> 260.320] because we've practiced feeling bad over our lifetime growing up into adults and it's really the +[260.320 --> 265.920] reverse. You really need to practice feeling good, feeling confident in allowing that to come from +[265.920 --> 274.800] within and out into the interview room. Remind you number two. You're the expert so be the expert. +[275.520 --> 280.640] You're the expert meaning you have what they're looking for. You have the technical skills, +[280.640 --> 285.760] the experience and the knowledge and the ability and potential to take on this role. So you have to +[285.760 --> 290.880] remind yourself of that. A lot of people think that they're going into an interview, you know it's +[290.880 --> 297.920] a competition against other people and they have to fight for their job and they have to, it comes +[297.920 --> 304.000] across as desperate basically but the goal here is to not see yourself in that way and see yourself +[304.000 --> 310.480] as someone who has a set of experiences and knowledge and skills that they can make use of +[310.480 --> 316.320] as long as they're willing to hire you. So you have to demonstrate to them that you are the person +[316.320 --> 321.280] that they're looking for in the sense that you are the expert in your specific field, in your +[321.280 --> 329.120] specific role. It's not about being cocky, it's not about being overly confident. That's you know +[329.680 --> 334.800] far this end of the spectrum and it's not about not having any confidence at all but it's about +[334.800 --> 341.600] being somewhere in the middle having that calm, confident tone in your voice and in the way that +[341.600 --> 349.360] you present yourself. Reminder number three. Be present every second that you're there. This is +[349.360 --> 355.600] probably the most important tip that I have for you and that is that you need to really be present +[355.600 --> 360.960] when you're going into an interview room. As much as you may have prepared, rehearsed your answers, +[360.960 --> 367.360] rehearsed your interview scripts and really rehearsed all your stories ahead of time. Once you're +[367.360 --> 371.920] there you need to close the books and really just be present when you're sitting in front of that +[371.920 --> 377.360] interviewer. The reason for that is because when they ask you a question they expect for your +[377.360 --> 383.680] answer to really resonate with them. They expect that the answer is going to be directly answering +[383.760 --> 389.360] that specific question that they've asked and I can tell you that a lot of people go into interviews +[389.360 --> 393.600] and whenever they're being asked a question because they're thinking of so many things that once +[393.600 --> 399.120] and they're thinking about the next question that might be asked that they're not directly giving +[399.120 --> 405.760] the answer to the question that's being asked at that point in time, the attention and time that +[405.760 --> 412.240] it needs. What happens is you seem as though you're not really listening to them, you come across as +[413.040 --> 420.240] being a little bit frazzled essentially like you're not present essentially, you're not connecting +[420.240 --> 426.560] with them and so the most important tip is to be present, be there. They ask you a question, +[426.560 --> 433.840] you take it in and then you come up and allow for the right stories, the right words, the right phrases +[433.840 --> 439.600] to flow through you and because you've already practiced it well ahead of time, which I hope you did, +[440.480 --> 446.240] then by the time you're in there, your subconscious is going to just start bringing the right words, +[446.240 --> 452.640] bringing the right stories for you to say in that moment and it'll flow perfectly but you have to +[452.640 --> 459.840] give yourself that space and time in that opportunity to truly tap in and listen and pay attention +[459.840 --> 465.280] to the person in front of you but also pay attention to what you feel is the right thing to say +[465.360 --> 472.000] at that point in time. So there you have it, my three reminders that will help you to demonstrate +[472.000 --> 477.440] the right body language in an interview. So if you're an experienced corporate professional and +[477.440 --> 482.640] you're thinking about making a career move and you're wondering what direction you should go in next +[482.640 --> 487.760] or you're thinking about improving your resume and would like some help on that or your interview +[487.760 --> 494.000] skills, feel free to reach out to me, I'd be happy to help, just simply go to lindarainer.com, +[494.560 --> 499.200] click under work with me and you can click under either career coaching services, +[499.200 --> 505.680] personal brand renewals, stand up, get hired or intuitive purpose coaching and decide which one +[505.680 --> 511.840] you'd like and we can talk some more. Thank you so much for watching, I hope you enjoyed this video, +[511.840 --> 517.360] if you liked it then please give it a thumbs up, share it with your friends and let them know that +[517.360 --> 522.800] this channel is all about helping driven professionals like you to enhance your personal brand so that +[522.800 --> 536.960] you can pursue careers you'll truly enjoy. Thanks so much, I will see you in the next video. diff --git a/transcript/interview_TD884Dl-kLc.txt b/transcript/interview_TD884Dl-kLc.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f6c1d204eaf22c91f5ca489e1a2613150963a49b --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_TD884Dl-kLc.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +[0.000 --> 10.000] Hi friends, I am Laharika and welcome back to a new lesson. +[10.000 --> 18.000] Today we are going to look at 5 body language tricks that would make anyone instantly like you. +[18.000 --> 22.000] Now definitely it's important that people should like us. +[22.000 --> 25.000] It kind of boosts up our confidence, right? +[25.000 --> 31.000] So most of the people that I meet are very much in love with themselves. +[31.000 --> 34.000] Very much interested in themselves. +[34.000 --> 44.000] So how do we capture and hold their attention towards our conversation or towards us without saying a word? +[44.000 --> 50.000] Well it's a wonderful body that would help to capture and hold their attention. +[50.000 --> 56.000] So we are going to look at these ways to win friends and to influence people. +[62.000 --> 66.000] The first trick that I have for you is to flooding smile. +[66.000 --> 70.000] Please do me a favor, please smile. +[70.000 --> 73.000] Definitely it's very important to smile. +[73.000 --> 77.000] Now of course this doesn't mean that you keep grinning. +[77.000 --> 81.000] All the long keep grinning, that would not help. +[81.000 --> 87.000] That would not impress people either because they would think that you do this for everyone. +[87.000 --> 90.000] So not that impressive. +[90.000 --> 100.000] What you need to do is the moment you greet people, give a very positive, warm, responsive smile. +[100.000 --> 106.000] Okay so the smile should flood over your face and that would stimulate good feelings. +[106.000 --> 114.000] It would give a very positive feeling to the opposite person and will show that you are really happy +[114.000 --> 118.000] and you're feeling very glad to meet this person. +[118.000 --> 121.000] So do smile because it works. +[127.000 --> 131.000] The second trick that I have for you is sticky eyes. +[131.000 --> 133.000] So what are sticky eyes? +[133.000 --> 138.000] Well eyes are the most important part of our body. +[138.000 --> 142.000] And here what I mean is don't break eye contact. +[142.000 --> 149.000] Now when you are talking to someone, pretend that you are completely glued to the conversation. +[149.000 --> 156.000] Like your eyes are completely glued to the conversation that you're having with the opposite person. +[156.000 --> 161.000] So this brings a little bit of confidence in the opposite person that, oh yes, +[161.000 --> 168.000] he's listening to him to me and he's very interested in what I am saying. +[168.000 --> 173.000] So this would make him or her to like you instantly. +[173.000 --> 178.000] Now even when the conversation ends, do not just look away. +[178.000 --> 186.000] Okay what you need to do is reluctantly or slowly look away from that person that you're talking to. +[186.000 --> 191.000] So which means that don't break your eye contact instantly. +[191.000 --> 192.000] All right? +[198.000 --> 203.000] The third trick that I have for you is the big baby pivots. +[203.000 --> 211.000] Now here what I mean is people are very conscious that how a person would react to them. +[211.000 --> 218.000] So when you meet someone make sure that you turn completely, turn your body, +[218.000 --> 223.000] keep your head straight and your torso straight when you are meeting someone. +[223.000 --> 228.000] Okay? Now you don't have to just like look back and say hello to him. +[228.000 --> 229.000] That's not right. +[229.000 --> 236.000] So give a completely undivided attention like you would do it for a baby. +[236.000 --> 244.000] If a baby crawls up to you and you know is trying to seek attention of course with open arms +[244.000 --> 249.000] and with a straight body you are going to give him that undivided attention. +[249.000 --> 253.000] So that's what even every adult likes. +[253.000 --> 257.000] He will be highly impressed if you do that. +[257.000 --> 261.000] Complete attention is what everybody loves. +[267.000 --> 271.000] The fourth trick that I have for you is limit the fidget. +[271.000 --> 280.000] So here what I mean is if you want to appear credible do not move much when you are having a conversation with someone. +[280.000 --> 285.000] Not professional and definitely not appreciated by anybody. +[285.000 --> 287.000] So do not move much. +[287.000 --> 294.000] Also stop fidgeting with your hands like stop wiggling or even stop scratching +[294.000 --> 303.000] like many people have habit of scratching while they are talking or you know scratching in this manner doesn't look good at all. +[303.000 --> 306.000] So please stop that. +[306.000 --> 315.000] Also even if you are really tempted to look at your phone to see what emails have you received or what messages have you received +[315.000 --> 317.000] stop multitasking. +[317.000 --> 322.000] Please give or please be attentive to the conversation that you are having. +[322.000 --> 325.000] This would impress the opposite person. +[331.000 --> 335.000] The fifth and the last trick that I have for you is use your hands. +[335.000 --> 340.000] Hands the most important part of a body do use them. +[340.000 --> 343.000] Well do not cross your hands. +[343.000 --> 348.000] Crossing your hands or your arms shows disinterest or boredom. +[348.000 --> 351.000] Are you really bored of a conversation? +[351.000 --> 359.000] Yes, then you can cross your hands just kidding but do use your hands when you are talking to someone. +[359.000 --> 372.000] In fact I read it somewhere that when you use your hands while you are talking it helps active speech production which means it helps you to take those words out. +[372.000 --> 378.000] Your mind is set that you have to use these words or use this vocabulary. +[378.000 --> 382.000] So it's the hands that help you to take it out of your mouth. +[382.000 --> 384.000] So do use it. +[384.000 --> 391.000] Do not stand straight or do not cross your hands while you are talking to someone. +[391.000 --> 394.000] So this brings me to the end of this session. +[394.000 --> 401.000] Do use these tips because our body language definitely speaks out better. +[401.000 --> 409.000] People will like you if you end up using these tricks, if you end up using all your body gestures in a wonderful manner. +[409.000 --> 416.000] And of course do subscribe to my channel and you will be posted with lots of videos. +[416.000 --> 420.000] I'll be back with a new lesson for you. Till then you take care. +[431.000 --> 434.000] you diff --git a/transcript/interview_VRJzvJ5XPQI.txt b/transcript/interview_VRJzvJ5XPQI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fc7376a21244a040025f60ba6964a54386511ff0 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_VRJzvJ5XPQI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.000] People that are supremely confident, when they enter the room, they feel comfortable in that room. +[7.000 --> 16.000] They don't hesitate to look around. Their gestures are smooth, but they're very broad. +[16.000 --> 22.000] And that has to do with confidence. And for a lot of people, this is very difficult. +[22.000 --> 34.000] I remember the great actress, Ellen Maren, saying one of the most difficult things to learn as an actress is how to walk onto a scene. +[34.000 --> 49.000] I've thought about that even in my career, how early on the difficulty of mastering that, how do you walk onto a crime scene, how do you walk into the public and demonstrate that I am confident and so forth. +[49.000 --> 57.000] We can all work a little bit on our non-verbal, so we come across as more confident. +[61.000 --> 75.000] When we talk about confidence, it's so many things. It has to do with our posture, the way we present, how we look, where is our chin, where are the eyes looking and gazing. +[76.000 --> 85.000] Our gestures are loose, but they're smoother. As we walk about, we walk as though we are on a mission. +[85.000 --> 92.000] I'm walking out to shake your hand, or I'm walking out to a podium, or I'm walking to where I'm going to sit. +[92.000 --> 101.000] So the less confident we are, the less eye contact we make, the less confident we are, the more reluctant we are to look about. +[101.000 --> 116.000] When I look at someone I admire, like Colin Powell, when he walks onto a stage, even before he speaks, he has total command of the room, and he does that, because he brings two things into this equation. +[116.000 --> 126.000] One is a tremendous amount of knowledge and experience. Plus, he has shaped and defined himself into a statesman. +[126.000 --> 131.000] We have to think of America as a family, where every member of the family cares about every other member of the family. +[131.000 --> 140.000] I think sometimes people mistake machismo or theatrical displays of power as confidence. +[140.000 --> 150.000] Confidence can be very quiet, Jane Goodall. Here's this ethylogist, very meek, very mild, and yet wherever she goes, she commands the room. +[150.000 --> 161.000] One of the things you notice is they sort of have this command of themselves, and in doing so, that command transmits outward. +[161.000 --> 168.000] The other thing that confident people realize is the temporal aspect of leadership. +[168.000 --> 174.000] If you're in charge, you're in charge of time. I'm going to take my time to walk out. +[174.000 --> 182.000] I'm going to take my time to answer your question. I will answer it in the pace, manner, and tone that I choose. +[182.000 --> 190.000] And in doing that, we are demonstrating that we are confident and in control. +[190.000 --> 197.000] Where do we get that confident voice? Where do we get those confident gestures? +[197.000 --> 202.000] This is what's called socialization. We notice the principle who acts this way. +[202.000 --> 212.000] We like this leader because of this or that trait. So I try to model their behaviors and say, this is a shortcut. +[212.000 --> 217.000] And if I have to work on my vocabulary, that's what high status people do. +[217.000 --> 224.000] If I have to change my gestures to fit in in this society, and then that's what I'm going to have to do. +[224.000 --> 234.000] That doesn't mean it changes me completely. It just means that this is what is required of me, and this is what I want to achieve at this moment in time. +[234.000 --> 246.000] I think of Carrie Grant. Here's an individual born in the UK, grew up very poor. And as he said in his biography, I became Carrie Grant. +[246.000 --> 252.000] I adopted all the behaviors that I saw from high status individuals. +[252.000 --> 255.000] Just think about that, but make up your mind. +[255.000 --> 272.000] And it is difficult to prescribe this, but one of the easiest things that we can do, if you're a woman, maybe you want to model yourself on the actress Kate Blanchett or some other actor and say, you know, when they're being interviewed, how do they look? +[272.000 --> 278.000] They look so confident. They look interesting. They have such a command presence. +[278.000 --> 290.000] You know, we're not born this way. These are things that we have to develop and say, how do I want to be perceived? And what can I do to achieve that? +[290.000 --> 298.000] Are there better behaviors that you can do? Here's a simple one. How many of you, somebody says, where they go and you go like this? +[298.000 --> 306.000] And as it turns out, this is one of the most hated signs around the world. And yet, if we just go like this, he went that way. +[306.000 --> 317.000] We're already perceived differently. Little things. I tell the story often of when I first came into law enforcement, they said, well, you know, you've got to get out there and make some arrests. +[317.000 --> 321.000] The first time I went out there and my voice just went really high. +[321.000 --> 332.000] Stop your under arrest. That sounds horrible. And you have to work at having that command presence where you say, stop right there. +[332.000 --> 338.000] Don't move. That's almost theatrical. Yeah, but it's what is needed. +[340.000 --> 347.000] So let's do this exercise. I want you to say, no, just go ahead, say it out loud. +[347.000 --> 356.000] All right, now let's do it right. Say it as I say it. No, no, no. +[356.000 --> 363.000] Do you see the difference between the way you said it and this way? Did you notice that your voice kept getting deeper? +[363.000 --> 374.000] But did you also notice that the fingers became wider and wider? The more confident you became, the wider your fingers were spreading. +[374.000 --> 381.000] There's a big difference between saying, no, stop and going, no, stop. +[381.000 --> 392.000] This potentiates the message. But to get to this, we actually have to practice it. So let's do it again. No. +[392.000 --> 396.000] Now go out there and teach your children how to do that. +[396.000 --> 399.000] I love sometimes selfies in the mirror. +[399.000 --> 404.000] One of my pet peeves is what we hear every day with what's called uptalk. +[404.000 --> 411.000] Uptalk is where someone says something and then they end making it sound like a question mark. +[411.000 --> 417.000] So it sounds like this. Four score and seven years ago, four score and seven years ago. +[417.000 --> 427.000] Our fathers brought forth on this continent. Our fathers brought forth upon this continent, a new nation. +[427.000 --> 437.000] My company has done research on this and we've asked CEOs and we've asked executives and some will say, well, you know, I've gotten used to it and so forth. +[437.000 --> 442.000] But when we ask them, does it really matter? They also, yeah, we'd rather not see it. +[442.000 --> 453.000] I get pushed back from people that say, well, you know, this is just the way that I speak and no doubt. But don't expect the same results. +[453.000 --> 464.000] We choose to go to the moon and disdicate and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. +[464.000 --> 472.000] Because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills. +[473.000 --> 479.000] The cadence in our speech is extremely powerful for a couple of reasons. +[479.000 --> 489.000] One, we know that when people machine gun a statement, when they talk very fast, we are less likely to listen to them over a long period of time. +[489.000 --> 497.000] But when we talk in cadence, we are sort of held still listening to what will come next. +[497.000 --> 503.000] And I'll give you an example from that great speech Martin Luther King gave. +[503.000 --> 507.000] As you notice with the cadence, I have a dream. +[507.000 --> 508.000] I have a dream. +[508.000 --> 511.000] And then he pauses that one day. +[511.000 --> 514.000] And then he goes on. +[514.000 --> 517.000] And Churchill used the same thing. +[518.000 --> 524.000] Churchill's notes literally would create spaces for how long he would pause. +[524.000 --> 534.000] From stepping in the Baltic to triest in the Adriatic, and iron curtain has descended across the continent. +[534.000 --> 538.000] These pauses make people listen. +[538.000 --> 546.000] And one of the things that we teach is if you want people to listen to you, use cadence to get their attention, +[546.000 --> 552.000] hold their attention, but then look forward to what that next set of words will be. +[552.000 --> 557.000] It lets them know, at a subconscious level, this is the person in charge. +[557.000 --> 567.000] And we know that they're in charge because they have temporal control over this. They're not in a hurry. +[568.000 --> 577.000] So a lot of times people say to me, well, does confidence look like chest out, shoulders back, chin up? +[577.000 --> 579.000] Yeah, that looks pretty good. +[579.000 --> 584.000] But a lot of times, confidence is just sitting comfortably in a chair. +[584.000 --> 589.000] And that may have more to do with how much space you control. +[589.000 --> 592.000] It may have to do with the gestures that you use. +[592.000 --> 596.000] You probably notice that I use a lot of steepling. +[596.000 --> 600.000] I tend to interlace my fingers and so forth. +[600.000 --> 610.000] These are gestures that contribute to that communication that I'm trying to get across, that I am confident about what I'm talking about. +[610.000 --> 617.000] So it's not just about puffing your chest out, or certainly not about talking louder or anything. +[617.000 --> 625.000] It's about controlling my environment, but making sure that what I'm transmitting at all times is confidence. +[625.000 --> 631.000] And that means I'm prepared. I'm ready to answer. I'm going to answer you now. I'm going to answer you effectively. +[631.000 --> 634.000] And I'm going to make sure that you understand what I said. +[634.000 --> 638.000] I'm here to convey. I'm not here to convince. +[638.000 --> 644.000] A lot of times people who are lacking confidence are trying to convince you of something. +[644.000 --> 649.000] If I'm confident, I just say it once. It's this way and that's it. +[649.000 --> 656.000] I convey the information rather than sit there and try to beat it into you by repeating it 10 different ways. +[656.000 --> 660.000] Compare the gestures I'm about to do. +[660.000 --> 663.000] It's about temporal movement controlling time. +[663.000 --> 668.000] So the person in charge has the time to look up at their own pace. +[668.000 --> 673.000] The gestures are smooth. There's no hesitation. There's no quick movements. +[673.000 --> 678.000] There's no jitteriness. There doesn't have to be. I'm in charge. +[678.000 --> 686.000] When I feel less confident, I feel like I have to be in a hurry that I've got to look up and I've got to answer right away. +[686.000 --> 691.000] And there's a lot of preening behaviors and these are detracting from me. +[691.000 --> 700.000] I was really shy a few years ago. Probably this is changing a little bit. +[700.000 --> 705.000] People are horrified to speak in public. I used to be horrified to speak in public. +[705.000 --> 708.000] I still get nervous to speak in public. +[708.000 --> 713.000] But here are some tricks I found that you might find useful. +[713.000 --> 719.000] The first one is don't hesitate ever to say, you know what? This is scary. +[719.000 --> 722.000] Be honest with yourself. This is unnatural. +[722.000 --> 729.000] Number two, take refuge in knowing that if I sit down and study this material, +[729.000 --> 732.000] I will know it better than my audience. +[732.000 --> 735.000] The third thing I always do is I rehearse. +[735.000 --> 741.000] It really helps so that the first time you hear it in a forum, it doesn't scare you. +[741.000 --> 746.000] When it's time to do the presentation, one of the things I like to do is to warm up. +[746.000 --> 754.000] I find a good solid wall and I will just lean into it like I'm holding this wall up, +[754.000 --> 758.000] pressing against it just as if I were doing a push-up. +[758.000 --> 763.000] One of the things that that does is it releases a lot of muscular tension +[763.000 --> 768.000] and because I'm doing it very wide, it makes me feel more powerful +[768.000 --> 773.000] and I need to walk on that stage as though it's mine. +[773.000 --> 779.000] With full confidence, it is only then that I look at my audience. +[779.000 --> 784.000] Let's take a second to get myself together and to begin. +[784.000 --> 789.000] With practice, obviously you're going to get better and better and better. +[793.000 --> 798.000] Let's face it, people are not born confident. They're just not. +[798.000 --> 803.000] We can become confident with the assistance of our parents who encourage us. +[803.000 --> 807.000] We can become confident through our own achievements. +[807.000 --> 813.000] We can become confident by going beyond our boundaries, +[813.000 --> 818.000] but confidence is something that we can grow, we can nurture. +[818.000 --> 822.000] I have seen people in wheelchairs that are supremely confident. +[822.000 --> 828.000] I have seen elderly people in their 90s who are very confident. +[828.000 --> 833.000] I've seen children who are holding a violin with such confidence. +[833.000 --> 838.000] If you want to be confident, know your material, know the information, +[838.000 --> 845.000] hone that skill, work at it, have that mastery of things and of self, +[845.000 --> 852.000] and that's how you will come across as confident, no matter what your station in life is. diff --git a/transcript/interview_cFLjudWTuGQ.txt b/transcript/interview_cFLjudWTuGQ.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..093975c83850d10bbabd62708ea38fd75be2b75c --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_cFLjudWTuGQ.txt @@ -0,0 +1,142 @@ +[0.000 --> 18.000] What makes one an exceptional presenter? Is it flashy visuals? Is it the tone of voice? Is it the actual message or content? +[18.000 --> 23.000] Or does that have something to do with body language? Are gestures and our stance? +[23.000 --> 30.000] Today we want to talk to you about this latter point. How do we use our body effectively to communicate our message? +[30.000 --> 37.000] Because we have so many great ideas here, but if they remain in our head, don't actually link up with the audience. +[37.000 --> 42.000] Our message will not drive. We are a red message will not have resonated with the audience. +[42.000 --> 47.000] So body language plays a powerful role in how we communicate. +[47.000 --> 55.000] And unfortunately, body language can also distract. We've seen this clip before of Michael Bay. +[55.000 --> 63.000] He speaks, the teleprompter, he loses sight of what's happening, the telever doesn't sink up, and he struggles. +[63.000 --> 69.000] And all you see is his body moving around and he's nervous. He's exuding it. +[69.000 --> 74.000] So I want to give some color commentary as a rewatch, as a class. What is happening? +[74.000 --> 79.000] So his stance at the beginning, it's okay, but his hands, he's meshing them. +[79.000 --> 88.000] And now it's starting to turn from the audience. Again, his hands are clasped. He's looking a bit down, not at all of you, the audience, and he spins. +[88.000 --> 95.000] He shows his back, the audience. And he can't be getting composure. He's swaying back and forth. He's looking down. +[95.000 --> 102.000] He's avoiding the audience. His nerves are coming out. Again, his hands, he's waiting down. +[102.000 --> 106.000] And now I think he's looking at the back of the stage. That's the exact opposite place. +[106.000 --> 113.000] And where do you want to actually look? He's incredibly nervous, and now he exits stage. +[113.000 --> 117.000] We all want to avoid our own Michael Bay moments. When we communicate. +[117.000 --> 122.000] The last thing we want at a startup pitch or meeting is to have that happen. +[122.000 --> 126.000] Is to have the body language take over from the message. +[126.000 --> 133.000] If we lose sight of what our body is doing, all people can pay attention to is the body itself. +[133.000 --> 142.000] It'll take over. So that comes down to not only kind of distract, but the body language can, it is your superhero. +[142.000 --> 147.000] It can change, it's your superpower. Sorry, not a superhero. You're the superhero. +[147.000 --> 155.000] But it's your superpower. In the sense that we can utilize it to enhance and communicate with every person in the audience. +[155.000 --> 162.000] I want to talk about that today from three vantage points. Colin is going to get us started in talking about how posture breeds success. +[162.000 --> 166.000] Jung-Joon is going to talk about how gestures to strengthen your message. +[166.000 --> 176.000] Finally, Jennifer is going to close us out with how we think about the body posture of you, the audience, and how to interact with that. Colin, take us away. +[176.000 --> 181.000] Communication begins before you even open your mouth to speak. +[181.000 --> 186.000] Your audience's first impression of you is your posture and your position. +[186.000 --> 191.000] And so it's important to know both how to stand, as well as where to stand. +[191.000 --> 196.000] And perhaps it's fairly obvious that you should stand facing the people you're talking to. +[196.000 --> 204.000] Don't stand facing your visuals and turning your back to the audience. That's not what we want to do. We can't communicate that way. +[204.000 --> 212.000] It's also important to know where you're standing in the room. A position of strength in this room is somewhere in this center box. +[212.000 --> 216.000] As long as you're moving around in the center, you're doing pretty well. +[216.000 --> 223.000] Well, you don't want to be as often the corner of countering or especially in front of any distractions. +[223.000 --> 229.000] And this room is pretty good. It doesn't have that many distractions. But there is a window. +[229.000 --> 234.000] And outside this window, there are cars, there are buses, there are bikers. +[234.000 --> 242.000] And when I was standing over there, probably about half of you could see in your peripheral vision outside the window. +[242.000 --> 252.000] And if a car were to drive by your instinct, your reaction would be to look out the window and that would break your concentration in our conversation. +[252.000 --> 254.000] And we don't want that either. +[254.000 --> 258.000] And now that you know where to stand, it's important to know how to stand. +[258.000 --> 272.000] So we're going to demonstrate a few positions, a few bad positions that we've seen from us and some of you guys and even from the presentations earlier today that you shouldn't do. +[272.000 --> 280.000] And the first one is hands in your pockets. This comes off as nonchalant, your shoulders tend to roll forwards. +[280.000 --> 284.000] And it's very difficult to convey a strong message from this position. +[284.000 --> 292.000] The second one is hands on your hips. When your hands are on your hips, you tend to look overbearing and powerful. +[292.000 --> 299.000] And the third one is the fig leaf. This is where you're protecting your family jewels with your hands. +[299.000 --> 307.000] And while it also looks timid, it's especially bad when you decide to gesture from this position. +[307.000 --> 309.000] I want to show you something. +[315.000 --> 318.000] You look like you're flashing the audience. And that's not a good thing. +[318.000 --> 320.000] So how should you stand? +[320.000 --> 328.000] And if I could actually get all of you to stand, I'll lead you through a short demonstration on how to find your face posture. +[328.000 --> 334.000] So once you've stood, be mindful of the people next to you and place your feet hip width apart. +[334.000 --> 339.000] Close your eyes and look up towards the ceiling and lift your hands above your head. +[339.000 --> 345.000] Get a good stretch underneath your shoulders and let your arms drop to the side. +[345.000 --> 350.000] When you open your eyes, look down. This is your base posture. +[350.000 --> 355.000] Thank you very much for participating. You guys can sit down now. +[356.000 --> 365.000] Now that you've found your base posture, this is where you should gesture from and it's where you should return to when you're finished gesturing. +[365.000 --> 370.000] It may not feel the most comfortable, but it looks the most comfortable to your audience. +[370.000 --> 376.000] Remember that your posture and position are the audience's first impression of you. +[376.000 --> 383.000] But now that you know how to stand still, it's time to learn how to move. +[383.000 --> 388.000] Dressures are important because it helps you communicate that. +[388.000 --> 393.000] For example, if you use dresses, the audience remembers twice as much. +[393.000 --> 400.000] It also helps you with future speakers too because it helps your memory when you speak. +[400.000 --> 409.000] Also, besides the transition, your hand and arm movement is the biggest movement that the audience can see. +[409.000 --> 414.000] You can either use it wisely, or use it on random and distracting gestures. +[414.000 --> 418.000] I'm going to show you three types of gestures. +[418.000 --> 425.000] The give, the show and the chop. Here's an example. +[425.000 --> 431.000] This quarter at the GSB, I went to this communications class. It was so great. +[431.000 --> 434.000] I mean, you could feel that your skills improved. +[434.000 --> 438.000] I think this was the best class I've ever taken. +[438.000 --> 442.000] Let's rewind and see what happened. The give. +[442.000 --> 446.000] This quarter at the GSB, I went to this communications class. +[446.000 --> 451.000] So this gesture is used to give the audience the facts or the options. +[451.000 --> 457.000] Remember to have your palms up, not down. We'll get to that in a minute. +[457.000 --> 464.000] The show. I mean, you could feel that your skills are improving. +[464.000 --> 469.000] This kind of gesture has the largest variety and your imagination is the limit. +[469.000 --> 474.000] Just remember that the gesture and the message has to match. +[474.000 --> 479.000] For example, you can't say, prof is a rising, but the gesture like that. +[479.000 --> 485.000] So, congruency and creativity. The chop. +[485.000 --> 489.000] I think this was the best class I've ever taken. +[490.000 --> 494.000] So this gesture is used to deliver strong opinion. +[494.000 --> 498.000] You can either use it one hand or you can use both hands. +[498.000 --> 503.000] You can use both hands and do a larger chop which will deliver a stronger message. +[503.000 --> 510.000] So, next time when you do gestures, think about these three types and plan ahead. +[510.000 --> 517.000] Three types is the give, the show and the chop. +[517.000 --> 520.000] Huh! +[520.000 --> 525.000] I bet everyone in the room is going to remember this. +[525.000 --> 530.000] Just just work. That's the message. +[530.000 --> 534.000] Another subject is about having your palms up. +[534.000 --> 537.000] So, I'll give you an example. +[537.000 --> 543.000] People on the right, please rise and move to the left. +[543.000 --> 545.000] I'll do a slightly different this time. +[545.000 --> 550.000] People on the left, right, please rise and move to the left. +[550.000 --> 554.000] One more time. People on the right, please rise and move to the left. +[554.000 --> 557.000] You see the difference? +[557.000 --> 560.000] Which one do you think would make more people move? +[560.000 --> 568.000] The first one. Yes. According to the study, if you have your palms up, 84% of the audience complies. +[568.000 --> 579.000] If you have your palms down, 52%, if you have your fingers, 28%, never use your fingers at your audience. +[579.000 --> 584.000] It looks just arrogant and only politicians use that. +[584.000 --> 590.000] Clinton used it. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. +[590.000 --> 594.000] It looks bad. Back then, looks bad. Now. +[594.000 --> 597.000] Never use your fingers. +[597.000 --> 601.000] And last but not least, avoid the terrorist gestures. +[601.000 --> 609.000] For example, people on the right, please rise and move to the left. +[609.000 --> 613.000] No matter what you do right, I mean it looks silly. +[613.000 --> 616.000] So, loosen up everybody. +[616.000 --> 622.000] Always remember that gestures are there for you and the audience to make a deeper connection. +[622.000 --> 627.000] So, while we've talked about the audience, now it's time to focus on you. +[627.000 --> 629.000] The audience. +[629.000 --> 635.000] As John June and Colin and Matt described, we've been focusing on the body language of the speaker. +[635.000 --> 638.000] But let's not forget, who's the real hero here? +[638.000 --> 645.000] As we learned in our first week of class, it's not me, the speaker. It's you, the audience. +[645.000 --> 651.000] But what happens when the audience doesn't realize that they are on this hero's journey? +[651.000 --> 654.000] Have you ever seen an audience that looks like this? +[654.000 --> 657.000] Have you ever been that audience? +[657.000 --> 664.000] It's okay, we all have. Whether we're playing on our phones, falling asleep and nodding off, looking at the clock, +[664.000 --> 668.000] and calculating, can we make an escape from this room? +[668.000 --> 670.000] We've all done it. +[670.000 --> 676.000] But the thing is, it's the speaker's responsibility to understand what's going on with their audience. +[676.000 --> 679.000] And body language is a powerful way to assess that. +[679.000 --> 686.000] As a speaker, we can be so focused on our own body language that we never even notice what the audience is doing. +[686.000 --> 689.000] And it's important to change that. +[689.000 --> 697.000] So, I want to share three strategies for how you can engage with your audience better by developing more observational skills. +[697.000 --> 705.000] So, first of all, absolutely, be using the gestures and body language tools that we've talked about today and over the course of the quarter. +[705.000 --> 708.000] But the second thing is to notice. +[708.000 --> 712.000] Of course, you're going to be looking for eye contact, but look beyond it. +[712.000 --> 715.000] Look at how your audience members are sitting. +[715.000 --> 717.000] Are they fidgeting? Are they moving? +[717.000 --> 723.000] Are they leading forward, looking engaged and taking notes? Or are they zoning out? +[723.000 --> 730.000] If your body language, your eye contact, and your efforts at being compelling are not working, then you can go deeper. +[730.000 --> 735.000] You can try to surprise the audience with a question or use some humor. +[735.000 --> 742.000] Or you can disrupt the audience. As students, we hate being cold-called, but we know it's effective, right? +[742.000 --> 744.000] Jason, what's your favorite color? +[744.000 --> 745.000] It was. +[745.000 --> 751.000] Okay, very good. You got that one. +[751.000 --> 757.000] As we all know, it's the fastest way to re-engage with a conversation with the speaker. +[757.000 --> 764.000] So don't be afraid to use it. It's so important to keep your audience on track, because they're the hero and it's their journey. +[764.000 --> 769.000] Remember how Nancy Duarte told us that we are the Yoda to the Luke Skywalker? +[769.000 --> 774.000] And our job as the speaker is to keep the hero on their journey. +[774.000 --> 781.000] With that in mind, I think we've talked about three concepts that really remind each of us about how body language is your superpower. +[781.000 --> 784.000] Use it. Become that superpower. +[784.000 --> 792.000] Become that superhero. And we welcome any questions you have on how to stand strong, gesture effectively, and engage the audience. +[792.000 --> 793.000] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/interview_fLaslONQAKM.txt b/transcript/interview_fLaslONQAKM.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..abdb30473193a0202214aa584f292d7bf9b066ba --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_fLaslONQAKM.txt @@ -0,0 +1,179 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.000] This is a wonderful moment. +[7.000 --> 15.000] Non-verbels is everything that communicates, but is not a word. +[15.000 --> 22.000] This beautiful theater, it's communicating to us. +[22.000 --> 27.000] How you sit is communicating to us. +[27.000 --> 35.000] The things that you attach to yourself, a purse, a pen, a fancy car. +[35.000 --> 38.000] All these things are communicating. +[38.000 --> 43.000] How you look at others communicate. +[43.000 --> 49.000] And all day long we are communicating non-verbally. +[49.000 --> 52.000] All day long. +[52.000 --> 60.000] You can look in on your child as they sleep, and you can tell they are having a nightmare or they are sleeping soundly. +[60.000 --> 67.000] As you sit there, and now I am starting to see some of you, +[67.000 --> 73.000] you are giving information up, even as I am giving information up. +[73.000 --> 77.000] You are assessing me. +[77.000 --> 82.000] If I can speak to you from an anthropological standpoint, +[82.000 --> 89.000] I am transmitting information about myself, my beliefs, +[89.000 --> 95.000] the things that I value, even as you are. +[95.000 --> 101.000] Now that I can see you a little clearer, how many of you were dressed by your parents today? +[101.000 --> 105.000] Raise your hand. +[105.000 --> 109.000] Wow. +[109.000 --> 113.000] Spouses, that's okay. +[113.000 --> 119.000] So you chose to dress the way you did. +[119.000 --> 122.000] Even as I chose to dress the way I did. +[122.000 --> 126.000] They said, well it's Ted Talks, you can dress down. +[126.000 --> 129.000] I was in the FBI for 25 years. +[129.000 --> 132.000] I don't know how else to dress. +[132.000 --> 135.000] It would be such a disappointment. +[135.000 --> 142.000] It's like on TV they always have suits, even when they are walking through the marsh. +[142.000 --> 144.000] It's true. +[144.000 --> 153.000] I can't tell you how many crime scenes I went through that ruined, really inexpensive suits. +[153.000 --> 156.000] But we look good. +[156.000 --> 162.000] We look good. +[162.000 --> 167.000] I guess humor is allowed. +[167.000 --> 172.000] So all day long, we are making choices. +[172.000 --> 176.000] We are making choices. +[176.000 --> 182.000] They are based on peer pressure, on personal preferences. +[182.000 --> 189.000] And so the things we wear and attach to ourselves are transmitting our bodies, +[189.000 --> 194.000] or transmitting information. +[194.000 --> 201.000] And the question that I'm often asked is, well, how authentic is it? +[201.000 --> 204.000] How authentic is it? +[204.000 --> 209.000] And as I pondered this, I said, you know what? +[209.000 --> 218.000] What do we think of the power of nonverbal communication? +[218.000 --> 226.000] But let's do it by taking the myths out of it and plugging in what really values. +[226.000 --> 232.000] What really is a value when it comes to nonverbals? +[232.000 --> 237.000] How many of you have had a bad handshake? +[237.000 --> 243.000] Now, normally, of course, now we have the coronavirus. +[243.000 --> 249.000] I would have you turn to each other and give each other a handshake that's really bad. +[249.000 --> 251.000] But I'm not going to do that. +[251.000 --> 255.000] I want you to just put your hand in front of you and pretend to give someone a bad handshake. +[255.000 --> 259.000] Ready? Let's do it. +[259.000 --> 262.000] Let's do it. +[262.000 --> 265.000] Good. +[265.000 --> 269.000] Do you realize the funny faces you make? +[269.000 --> 272.000] It's like, I didn't ask you to make a funny face. +[272.000 --> 274.000] And yet you did. +[274.000 --> 277.000] Why is that? +[277.000 --> 279.000] Because you're human. +[279.000 --> 289.000] And humans betray what we feel, what we think, what we desire, what we intend, +[289.000 --> 294.000] what makes us anxious and what we fear. +[294.000 --> 297.000] And we do it in real time. +[297.000 --> 299.000] We don't have to wait 20 minutes. +[299.000 --> 303.000] It happens now. +[303.000 --> 311.000] In our body language, in a way, it's exquisite because there's an area of the brain that is elegant. +[311.000 --> 315.000] And it's elegant because it takes shortcuts. +[315.000 --> 318.000] It doesn't think. +[318.000 --> 323.000] It's like, you can bring in a Bengal tiger here and walk it around. +[323.000 --> 326.000] Nobody sits around and waves at it. +[326.000 --> 331.000] That's like, you know, eat me. +[331.000 --> 334.000] No. Everybody freezes. +[334.000 --> 337.000] And that's because of the limbic system. +[337.000 --> 345.000] This rather primitive area of the brain that reacts to the world doesn't have to think about the world. +[345.000 --> 351.000] Everything that comes from the limbic brain is so authentic. +[351.000 --> 355.000] You hear a loud noise and you freeze. +[355.000 --> 359.000] What was that? +[359.000 --> 364.000] You get bad news or you see something on TV and you cover your mouth. +[364.000 --> 367.000] Why is that? +[367.000 --> 372.000] When the conquistadores arrived in the new world, +[372.000 --> 378.000] they didn't have any problem finding out who was in authority. +[378.000 --> 385.000] The same behaviors that they had just left in Queen Isabella's court, +[385.000 --> 387.000] they saw in the new world. +[387.000 --> 392.000] The king set higher had better clothing, had an entourage. +[392.000 --> 399.000] Okay, they didn't have their own show on television, but pretty close. +[399.000 --> 409.000] All these behaviors are very authentic because the limbic system resides within that human brain. +[409.000 --> 412.000] It's part of our paleo circuits. +[412.000 --> 420.000] And so when we see the furrowed forehead on a baby that's three weeks old, +[420.000 --> 425.000] we know that this little area called the globella, something is wrong. +[425.000 --> 428.000] There's an issue. +[428.000 --> 432.000] When we see the bunny nose, right, when you wrinkle the nose. +[432.000 --> 434.000] Yeah, we know what that means. +[434.000 --> 436.000] I don't like that. +[436.000 --> 438.000] I don't want that. +[438.000 --> 440.000] Ew. +[440.000 --> 447.000] Did I just say that in public? +[447.000 --> 453.000] When we squint, we're focusing, but we have concerns. +[453.000 --> 458.000] When the eyelids close, you want me to do what? +[458.000 --> 468.000] And if things are really bad, you want me to talk for 15 minutes? +[468.000 --> 471.000] Here's what's interesting. +[471.000 --> 477.000] Children who are born blind, when they don't like things, they don't like. +[477.000 --> 479.000] Here's things they don't like. +[479.000 --> 481.000] They don't cover their ears. +[481.000 --> 483.000] They don't even have their eyes. +[483.000 --> 485.000] They've never seen. +[485.000 --> 491.000] This is millions of years old. +[491.000 --> 497.000] Smiles are important in our mouths. +[497.000 --> 502.000] The lips begin to disappear when we're stressed. +[502.000 --> 503.000] Right? +[503.000 --> 507.000] Most politicians look something like that. +[507.000 --> 511.000] And right before they're indicted, they look like that. +[511.000 --> 519.000] Dramatic lip pulls, jaw shifting, covering of the neck. +[519.000 --> 523.000] You've seen that clutching up the pearls. +[523.000 --> 525.000] There's that creep. +[525.000 --> 526.000] Oh, he's gone now. +[526.000 --> 530.000] He's back. +[530.000 --> 533.000] But they do know why. +[533.000 --> 536.000] Large felines. +[536.000 --> 546.000] We have seen large felines for so long taking down prey that we immediately cover our neck. +[546.000 --> 556.000] How many of you have been told that you can detect deception by the use of non-verbals? +[556.000 --> 560.000] I'm here to clear that up. +[560.000 --> 564.000] You leave here today and you say, well, I heard that Navarro fellow. +[564.000 --> 569.000] And he did about 13,000 interviews in the FBI. +[569.000 --> 572.000] He said there is no Pinocchio effect. +[572.000 --> 578.000] There's not one single behavior indicative of deception. +[578.000 --> 580.000] Not one. +[580.000 --> 583.000] And we must not propagate that. +[583.000 --> 588.000] We must not tell people that we can detect they're lying because of behaviors. +[588.000 --> 590.000] They may be anxious. +[590.000 --> 592.000] They may be stressed. +[592.000 --> 595.000] But not this up to. +[595.000 --> 601.000] How many of you have been told that if you cross your arms, that you're blocking people away? +[601.000 --> 603.000] Have you heard that? +[603.000 --> 605.000] There's a clinical term for that. +[605.000 --> 609.000] It's called crap. +[609.000 --> 612.000] Yeah, I said it. +[612.000 --> 615.000] Get over it. +[615.000 --> 617.000] It's crap. +[617.000 --> 619.000] It's a self-hog. +[619.000 --> 621.000] You're comfortable? +[621.000 --> 622.000] Yeah. +[622.000 --> 626.000] Where does this nonsense come from? +[626.000 --> 629.000] You know, I'm asked the question often. +[629.000 --> 633.000] So, you know, Joe, you were a spy catcher. +[633.000 --> 636.000] You use non-verbals every day. +[636.000 --> 638.000] What do you use it for? +[638.000 --> 641.000] To make sure people are comfortable. +[641.000 --> 644.000] To make sure that we are empathetic. +[644.000 --> 651.000] The only way to be truly empathetic is by understanding non-verbals. +[651.000 --> 657.000] Carl Sagan, the famous cosmologist, said, +[657.000 --> 659.000] Who are we? +[659.000 --> 661.000] What are we? +[661.000 --> 663.000] You think about that. +[663.000 --> 667.000] It really takes a smart person to ask that question. +[667.000 --> 670.000] What are we in this universe? +[670.000 --> 673.000] And he summed it up this way. +[673.000 --> 676.000] And I think it's rather exquisite. +[676.000 --> 679.000] He said, Oh, we are. +[679.000 --> 685.000] Is the sum total of our influence on others. +[685.000 --> 687.000] That's all we are. +[687.000 --> 689.000] It's not how much you earn. +[689.000 --> 692.000] It's not how many cars you have. +[692.000 --> 694.000] It's our influence on each other. +[694.000 --> 701.000] And what's interesting is that the primary way that we influence each other +[701.000 --> 704.000] through non-verbals, +[704.000 --> 707.000] it's that nice handshake, +[707.000 --> 709.000] it's a pad on the shoulder, +[709.000 --> 712.000] it's that touch of the hand, +[712.000 --> 716.000] it is that behavior that communicates love +[716.000 --> 722.000] in a way that words simply can't do it. +[722.000 --> 726.000] When you leave here, you're going to have choices. +[726.000 --> 728.000] You always have choices. +[728.000 --> 732.000] You have free agency. +[732.000 --> 735.000] And one of the things that you should think about is, +[735.000 --> 739.000] how do I change my non-verbals? +[739.000 --> 744.000] How do I become that person of influence? +[744.000 --> 748.000] Because if there's one thing we need in this world, +[748.000 --> 752.000] it's truly to be more empathetic. +[752.000 --> 755.000] And so when I see this, +[755.000 --> 758.000] it says it all, +[758.000 --> 761.000] that's why we use non-verbals +[761.000 --> 763.000] because they're powerful. +[763.000 --> 765.000] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/interview_guUOmfq303s.txt b/transcript/interview_guUOmfq303s.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..48f0f669b90c0a81243edf2a3b12d1354a41ecdd --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_guUOmfq303s.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +[0.000 --> 17.520] Æ vo Leo Hale ein factionsy rhau a pedigwllwng Miss Rob Llywyr a Methodoňys Geoff Gwyllain Ys Wydru'r Dym C mod y Baby. +[17.520 --> 24.520] 本 flylach yd y reddаш a bryr compliqué kayos mae'r viwn coch yn un hydeiff能 fel yw mynd o b newd per i i'r mater. +[24.520 --> 35.320] aton amser y gogen parались ac, eitau gall grafn adlad o cwy explorad Howahan nid yn rhywun am peryt ac o peblethau. +[35.880 --> 40.760] Disыл o Borll Innovation International oeg roi cad host Roadh i dylm? 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So if you're new here, consider subscribing. +[43.680 --> 48.320] And don't forget to hit that bell notification down below so you don't miss a +[48.320 --> 52.640] thing. For the past three years, I've had the privilege of studying under a +[52.640 --> 57.040] body language expert and boy have I learned a lot. +[57.040 --> 62.320] In fact, when it comes to communication, research shows that 93% of our +[62.320 --> 66.800] communication comes from our body language or the gestures we make. +[66.800 --> 72.080] And only 7% comes from what we actually say or the words that come out of our +[72.080 --> 75.360] mouth. So what does this mean when it comes to an interview? +[75.360 --> 80.400] It means that your interviewer is subconsciously paying more attention to how +[80.400 --> 84.080] you move your body rather than what you actually say. +[84.080 --> 88.320] So let's jump into how to ace your interview with your body language. +[88.320 --> 94.080] Tip number one, give a great handshake. The key to a great handshake is to be firm +[94.080 --> 98.960] and to match your interviewer's grip. This will show that you are confident and that you are ready +[98.960 --> 103.680] to tackle problems that come your way. Now you don't want your grip to be too hard +[103.680 --> 107.200] because this will give off the impression that you are overbearing. +[107.280 --> 111.040] But you don't want your grip to be floppy either because this will give off the +[111.040 --> 115.760] impression that you are a pushover or unable to make decisions. +[115.760 --> 120.800] And get the timing right when it comes to your handshake. It's okay to be the first person to +[120.800 --> 124.560] put your hand out. And then shake maybe three to four times. +[124.560 --> 127.600] Holding on any longer than that will be a little uncomfortable. +[127.600 --> 132.640] Tip number two, sit up straight. Posture during an interview is essential. +[132.640 --> 135.520] You want your posture to be long and tall. +[135.520 --> 140.000] Sitting up straight during the interview signals to the employer that you are determined +[140.000 --> 145.440] and thoughtful. Whereas slumping shows that you are careless and indifferent. +[145.440 --> 149.280] While sitting up straight you want to appear relaxed but not too relaxed. +[149.280 --> 153.360] One way to do this is to tilt forward from the hip just a little. +[153.360 --> 156.960] And then if you can sit on an angle from your interviewer. +[156.960 --> 162.560] This will show your interest in the position and it will make the conversation flow more +[162.800 --> 166.800] natural. Tip number three, maintain good eye contact. +[166.800 --> 170.480] Good eye contact in an interview can go a long way. +[170.480 --> 174.640] When your interviewer is speaking, look directly at his or her face. +[174.640 --> 177.840] Spouts from one eye to the other and then back to the mouth. +[177.840 --> 181.200] This will help you to hold a more natural gaze. +[181.200 --> 183.840] And we'll show the interviewer that you are engaged. +[183.840 --> 187.200] One thing you don't want to do is to gaze for too long. +[187.200 --> 189.440] It's okay to break eye contact. +[189.440 --> 195.120] Keep in mind at the same time that if you look away too often or if you look down, +[195.120 --> 200.320] this will signal to the interviewer that you are not confident or that you might not be telling the truth. +[200.320 --> 202.960] Tip number four, don't fidget. +[202.960 --> 206.800] During your interview it's important to come across capable and alert. +[206.800 --> 209.360] One way to do this is to not fidget. +[209.360 --> 210.800] Don't touch your face. +[210.800 --> 212.800] Don't move around a lot in your seat. +[212.800 --> 215.920] Don't tap and don't pull out your clothing. +[215.920 --> 220.000] This will give off the impression that you are unreliable and uncertain. +[220.000 --> 226.640] Rather sit with your feet planted on the floor and your hands resting naturally in front of you. +[226.640 --> 229.840] And then only shift from side to side occasionally. +[229.840 --> 232.880] Now to make your interview even more comfortable, +[232.880 --> 236.480] prepare a set of questions that you can ask the interviewer. +[236.480 --> 239.360] And if you're wondering what questions you should ask, +[239.360 --> 245.440] I made a video just for you where I share my top five questions to ask during an interview. +[245.520 --> 247.680] I'll go ahead and link that up below. +[247.680 --> 252.240] Tip number five, use natural hand and arm movements. +[252.240 --> 257.680] It's okay to use your hand and your arms to emphasize certain points during your interview. +[257.680 --> 260.480] This will show that you are engaged and energetic. +[260.480 --> 263.600] Be mindful, however, not to overemphasize. +[263.600 --> 267.040] When it comes to your arms and legs, don't have them crossed. +[267.040 --> 271.920] This suggests to the interviewer that you are not open to learning or change. +[271.920 --> 273.840] For women, you want to cross out the ankle. +[273.840 --> 277.520] This will make it less obvious when you need to adjust in your seat. +[277.520 --> 280.640] Now it's easy when you get nervous to hide your hands. +[280.640 --> 283.440] This will signal that you are distrustful. +[283.440 --> 286.800] So keep your hands in front of you in a natural state. +[286.800 --> 289.440] And avoid pointing or chopping. +[289.440 --> 295.600] Tip number six, which if you know me, this is my favorite tip of all, is to smile. +[295.600 --> 300.560] Smiling during the interview shows your interviewer that you are warm and friendly. +[300.560 --> 302.960] It also shows that you have personality. +[302.960 --> 306.480] So during the right moments, show your pearly whites. +[306.480 --> 312.160] Specifically, when you first meet, when you're talking about something that really interests you +[312.160 --> 314.000] and when you say goodbye. +[314.000 --> 319.920] Along with a smile, nod your head occasionally to show that you are involved and interested. +[319.920 --> 323.360] Now, to get it right, when it comes to your interview follow up, +[323.360 --> 327.200] take a look at the ultimate interview follow up template. +[327.200 --> 334.640] It's a downloadable template that you can grab today and tailor to follow up after your next job interview. +[334.640 --> 336.800] I'll go ahead and link it up below. +[336.800 --> 340.800] Now, if you enjoyed this video, make sure you give it a like down below. +[340.800 --> 345.440] If you know someone that might be interested, please feel free to share it with them. +[345.440 --> 351.040] And as always, don't forget to subscribe and I will see you in the next video. diff --git a/transcript/interview_u49t2TYovn4.txt b/transcript/interview_u49t2TYovn4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d519b477c927dfcf9df4846c60bbe8f032c9369d --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_u49t2TYovn4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,234 @@ +[0.000 --> 6.120] 93% of communication is conveyed through body language. +[6.120 --> 14.080] So body language is extremely powerful in every form of communication we have, especially interviews. +[14.080 --> 17.520] Hey, I'm Abby and welcome back to the Lifework Balance YouTube channel. +[17.520 --> 23.840] Today I'm going to share with you the power of body language and the sorts of things that you should do during an interview +[23.840 --> 32.000] and the sorts of things you should not do during an interview to really convey that you are the best person for the role that you've been applying to. +[32.000 --> 38.160] Before we jump into that, please go ahead and give this video a thumbs up if you're looking forward to learning a little bit about the power of body language. +[38.160 --> 43.120] And if you haven't already, please go ahead and hit that subscribe button as well as the bell so that you can receive +[43.120 --> 47.200] Lifework Balance Advice delivered directly to you every Sunday. +[47.200 --> 54.320] So regardless of the type of interview you're in, your body language matters, even in phone interviews. +[54.320 --> 63.040] When you're talking to someone, you can usually tell if they're paying attention, if they're distracted, and if they're smiling and confident. +[63.040 --> 72.160] And so your body language, whether it's in person, virtual or on the phone, matters to your success of an interview. +[72.160 --> 75.920] Body language gives everyone valuable information. +[75.920 --> 83.440] As the candidate, you convey your focus, you convey your confidence, you convey your self assurance in this position. +[83.440 --> 96.640] From the candidate perspective, visually watching the interviewers, you can tell if things are going well, if you're clicking with them, if they're confused, if they're bored, if they think that you are not the right fit. +[96.640 --> 101.440] So body language is important to everyone who is involved in the interview process. +[101.440 --> 110.160] So I want to talk about your body language before an interview, during an interview, and what to do at the end of an interview. +[110.160 --> 113.440] So let's start off with the before portion of the interview. +[113.440 --> 122.520] Before you actually go to your interview, maybe you do this in the car, maybe you do this in the bathroom when you get to your interview, maybe you do this before you even leave your home for the interview. +[122.520 --> 124.880] You can do what's called a power pose. +[124.880 --> 133.200] A power pose, just standing for a minute to two minutes in a powerful pose, can really boost your confidence. +[133.200 --> 145.200] If you're interested in learning more about these power poses, I'm not going to demonstrate now, but if you would like to learn a little bit more about it, I've linked to a TED Talk in the description box below, and I've also put it in the cards up above. +[145.200 --> 147.200] So you can go ahead and watch that next. +[147.200 --> 162.240] What's great about these power poses is that research has shown that engaging in this power pose for just one to two minutes before you engage in something that might be nerve racking or intimidating can really help boost your overall confidence. +[162.240 --> 167.080] So this is something that you can do. You could put it in your toolkit for future interviews. +[167.080 --> 176.480] The second thing that I want to touch on that is the before interview process that's associated with body language is the concept of you are what you wear. +[176.480 --> 188.640] Human beings are very visual creatures. We make judgments about what we see before we can really have our realistic and more concrete brain kick it. +[188.640 --> 196.400] So you want to make a great first impression by the way you look, by the way that you appear to the interviewers. +[196.400 --> 202.320] So what does this mean? Well, it means a couple of things. First, literally what you're wearing. +[202.320 --> 207.680] You want to make sure that in the interviewer's eyes, you look like you fit into this role. +[207.680 --> 213.120] You want to dress professionally. You want to dress in a well groomed, clean manner. +[213.120 --> 217.840] You want to make sure your hair is combed and your fingernails are well cared for. +[217.840 --> 222.080] You want to wear clean shoes that don't have a lot of scuff marks on it. +[222.080 --> 231.600] And you want to wear clothes that fit you well and that tend to go along or align with the overall dress code for this organization. +[231.600 --> 237.440] Now, my recommendation is that you dress one level above the dress code for this organization. +[237.440 --> 243.440] So for example, if you're going to be applying to a job where people are wearing jeans and a T shirt most of the time, +[243.440 --> 253.760] maybe you can wear a nice pair of jeans and a polo shirt or a button up shirt or a more casual pair of slacks with a nice shirt. +[253.760 --> 265.440] You do not want to underdress. I was once an interviewer in an interview where our culture when it comes to the dress code for our organization was business casual. +[265.440 --> 274.880] So people were able to wear slacks, they were able to wear nice shirts and blouses and we did an interview with someone who came in wearing a tank top and sweatpants. +[274.880 --> 281.520] That did not make a great first impression and that was one of the things that really concerned us about their fit for the position. +[281.600 --> 286.240] So make sure you dress the part you want to dress to impress. +[287.040 --> 291.600] The other thing that you may not have considered is the number of bags you would bring with you. +[291.600 --> 301.840] I highly recommend you bring one or no bags. When people carry more than one bag, they tend to be viewed as disorganized or messy. +[301.840 --> 310.320] So if you're going to bring a bag like a briefcase, a laptop bag, a purse, bring one bag and keep it organized. +[310.320 --> 317.760] You don't want to make it seem like you have no idea where your papers are or that you're flustered when you're digging and rifling through your bags. +[317.760 --> 331.600] So you are what you wear. Come well dressed, come well groomed, sloppy can leave a bad first impression before the interview even begins and make sure you have one or no bags for your interview. +[331.600 --> 337.120] You also want to start your body language focus before the interview begins. +[337.120 --> 342.240] Probably in the parking lot when you arrive to the building where your interview will take place. +[342.240 --> 350.320] You never know who you're going to run into or who's watching. You might walk into the building with someone who's on the interview panel. +[350.320 --> 361.600] You might be interacting with the secretary or the person at the front desk who is going to give valuable feedback about how you showed up and how you interacted with them to the interview panel. +[361.600 --> 369.680] So make sure that you turn that body language awareness up as soon as you arrive to the location where your interview will be held. +[369.680 --> 382.880] You also want to make sure that if you are waiting for your interview for any amount of time that you don't automatically turn to your phone and slouch down looking at your phone without paying much attention to the surrounding environment. +[382.880 --> 390.160] Slouching over your phone just mindlessly scrolling can make it seem like you're bored or disinterested. +[390.160 --> 394.480] So try not to default to your phone if you're waiting for your interview to begin. +[394.480 --> 399.280] Maybe instead sit up straight, observe the area where you're sitting. +[399.280 --> 402.160] See what sorts of magazines are in the waiting area. +[402.160 --> 408.400] What sorts of documents do they have posted on the walls that will give you an idea of what the culture might be for this organization. +[408.400 --> 417.200] So don't just default to looking at your phone and start being aware of your body language, the instant you arrive to the location of this interview. +[417.200 --> 420.800] You never know who's watching and you don't know who you're going to be interacting with. +[420.800 --> 424.240] So those are the things to consider when it comes to the pre-interview. +[424.240 --> 428.640] Now let's talk about the importance of your body language actually during the interview. +[428.640 --> 431.280] So the interview begins with the greeting. +[431.280 --> 436.320] When you greet the interviewers, they're going to get a visual first impression of you. +[436.320 --> 439.520] This is your look. How are you showing up? +[439.520 --> 444.800] Are you clean? Are you well groomed? Do you look like you can fit this part? +[444.800 --> 450.960] If not, that is one major concern that will be raised in the evaluation process. +[450.960 --> 455.760] When you greet your interviewer, make sure you maintain comfortable eye contact. +[455.760 --> 458.400] You have a warm, friendly smile. +[458.400 --> 462.000] When you shake their hands, make it a short but firm handshake. +[462.000 --> 467.360] You will want to stand for the greeting rather than sit and have them come to you. +[467.360 --> 469.760] And you'll want to be aware of your posture. +[469.760 --> 474.480] Are you standing tall and straight or are you slouched or slumped over? +[474.480 --> 479.440] Slouching and slumping can really convey that you don't have confidence +[479.440 --> 481.920] or that you're unsure of yourself or insecure. +[482.720 --> 487.840] Having good posture, sitting up straight, standing up tall can convey the opposite +[487.840 --> 491.520] that you are confident, that you're self-assured, that you know what you're doing +[491.520 --> 493.600] and you feel comfortable in your own body. +[493.600 --> 494.960] So that's the greeting. +[494.960 --> 499.600] Now what sort of thing should you engage in actually during the interview? +[499.600 --> 504.240] So there's no specific phase that you should engage in all of these different things. +[504.320 --> 508.240] They start all kind of combined during the interview process. +[508.240 --> 511.440] So the first most important part is eye contact. +[511.440 --> 515.920] You want to make comfortable eye contact with each of your interviewers. +[515.920 --> 520.800] You might be sitting in a one-on-one interview and you don't want to have too much eye contact +[520.800 --> 524.560] where you feel like your eyes are going to dry out because you're not blinking +[524.560 --> 527.280] or you feel like you are not looking at anything else. +[527.280 --> 529.280] You're only staring at the person in front of you. +[529.920 --> 532.240] Too much eye contact can be a concern. +[533.040 --> 536.000] Too little eye contact can also be a concern. +[536.000 --> 540.080] So you may have a padfolio with you or a notepad. +[540.080 --> 544.640] It's okay to break eye contact to jot some notes down or some thoughts that you might have +[544.640 --> 545.760] during the interview process. +[546.640 --> 552.720] Yet you do want to continue to maintain comfortable eye contact through the entire interview. +[552.720 --> 555.440] You also want to be aware of your posture. +[555.440 --> 561.680] So like I mentioned with the greeting, you want to sit or stand tall with your posture. +[561.680 --> 564.160] You don't want to be slouched or slumped. +[564.160 --> 569.200] Again, being slouched or slumping can really convey that you are not confident +[569.200 --> 572.880] or you are not self-assured of your own skills for this position. +[573.600 --> 575.280] So you want to be tall. +[575.280 --> 576.880] You want to be open. +[576.880 --> 580.240] You don't want to be closed off. +[580.240 --> 584.000] When the interviewer is talking, it's okay to lean forward towards them because +[584.000 --> 588.240] leaning forward can indicate that you're interested in what they're saying. +[588.320 --> 593.120] When you're thinking, it's okay to more lean back and maybe break away eye contact to think +[593.120 --> 594.480] about your responses to things. +[595.120 --> 598.960] But one of the things you don't really want to engage in is this rocking backwards and forwards +[598.960 --> 602.320] and making it a little bit obvious that you're moving backwards and forwards. +[602.320 --> 607.040] So it's very subtle movements forward to let the interviewer know that you are listening +[607.040 --> 610.160] and that you're interested in what they're saying and you're engaged in the conversation. +[610.720 --> 615.040] And then at times pulling it backwards, leaning more away from the interviewer +[615.040 --> 620.000] to think about your own responses to questions or to even just take a break from leaning forward. +[620.000 --> 623.040] I also mentioned that you want to have an open position. +[623.040 --> 627.520] So when you're open, you're not blocking yourself from the interviewer. +[627.520 --> 632.240] Blocking would look like crossing your arms or creating a barrier between you and the interviewer. +[632.240 --> 635.360] It could also be having your hands on the table in front of you. +[635.360 --> 637.120] So you want to have an open posture. +[637.120 --> 642.160] You want your hands to be in your lap or you want your hands to just be resting comfortably on the +[642.160 --> 646.000] table but not creating a barrier between you and the interviewer. +[646.000 --> 651.520] While your interview conversation is happening, you want to make sure that you're also engaging +[651.520 --> 653.200] in active listening. +[653.760 --> 659.040] So you're listening to really understand what the interviewer is asking you and what the interviewer +[659.040 --> 665.360] is saying. So what does this mean? This means silencing your mind as well as your voice while the +[665.360 --> 671.280] interviewer is talking. So not just letting that inner dialogue or that inner voice come up with +[671.280 --> 675.360] responses to whatever the interviewer might be saying before they're done. +[676.000 --> 680.720] While you're doing that, you are not fully engaged in the conversation of what the interviewer is +[680.720 --> 687.040] saying and you might miss something. So turn off that inner voice and really listen to understand +[687.040 --> 693.280] what the interviewer is saying or asking. You'll also want to engage in nodding, small gestures to +[693.280 --> 697.760] let the interviewer know that you are listening and you understand and you're tuned into what they're +[697.760 --> 704.640] saying. You might engage in small verbal cues like, uh-huh or yes, to let the interviewer know +[704.640 --> 710.000] that you are tuned in to what they're saying and you're following them. This active listening +[710.000 --> 715.280] really shows that you are being responsive to what they're saying to you. It also gives you the +[715.280 --> 722.080] opportunity to fully hear the questions they're asking you or if you ask them a question to fully +[722.480 --> 729.360] hear their response. Active listening is an essential part of any communication. It's also important +[729.360 --> 735.280] in the interview process. Next, let's talk about what to do with your hands, if you're maybe fidgeting +[735.280 --> 741.440] or if you engage in gestures during your interview process. You want to try to cultivate stillness +[741.440 --> 748.560] within your body. Fidgeting is one of the things that can be very obvious and can really turn off +[748.560 --> 756.000] interviewers. So you want to reduce the amount of fidgeting that you do as low as possible. Turn +[756.000 --> 763.440] it off completely if you can. You do not want to engage in self-touch. So for example, you do not want +[763.440 --> 768.880] to be picking at your fingers or your fingernails. You don't want to be touching your lips or picking +[768.880 --> 774.880] at your lips while the interview is occurring. If you have a keyboard in front of you, like if it's a +[774.880 --> 780.240] virtual interview or if you have just happen to have a keyboard in front of you for the type of +[780.240 --> 785.760] interview you're in, you don't want to mess with the keyboard or mess with wires or anything that's +[785.760 --> 791.840] on your desk or the table area. If you have your car keys in your pocket or attached to your +[791.840 --> 796.880] pants somehow, you don't want to mess with those and jingle that back and forth. If you're wearing +[796.880 --> 803.120] earrings, if you're wearing a tie, if you're wearing a watch or rings on your hands, you don't want +[803.120 --> 808.480] to mess with any jewelry or accessories that you might have. So messing with your earrings while +[808.480 --> 813.920] you're talking to someone, touching your necklace, messing with your watch or rotating your rings +[813.920 --> 819.120] is really distracting while you're talking to someone. And finally, you don't want to bounce your +[819.120 --> 824.800] feet. Bouncing your feet even a little bit can really come across. It can move the floor around you. +[824.800 --> 832.080] It can move you slightly and it can be very, very distracting. So again, cultivate a sense of +[832.080 --> 838.640] stillness in your body. Try to be as still as possible. And this is where I like to share this +[838.640 --> 844.720] pressure point technique that I've used in the past. So if you find yourself feeling anxious or +[844.720 --> 851.120] worried or nervous, you actually have a pressure point in both hands, so whatever hand works best for +[851.120 --> 856.720] you in this kind of musely or fatty area of your hand. So between your thumb and your point +[857.680 --> 864.320] so I highly recommend that if you're feeling anxious or nervous or just concerned about something, +[864.320 --> 870.640] you can actually press right here on that pressure point to help relieve some of that anxiety. +[870.640 --> 874.960] Now one of the great things about this pressure point is you can do this with your hands in your lap +[874.960 --> 880.640] under the table so the interviewer is never see it happening. It can also be a way to really focus +[880.640 --> 888.160] you and center you and really remove that feeling of anxiety, that nervousness or that concern +[888.160 --> 895.040] that could otherwise manifest in hand movements, gestures or fidgeting. Next, let's talk about facial +[895.040 --> 901.280] expressions. So when it comes to facial expressions, along with having that comfortable eye contact, +[901.280 --> 908.240] you want to have a comfortable warm smile throughout the interview process. Smiling conveys that +[908.480 --> 913.840] your friendly, that your warm and that you're open and while that might not be in the job description, +[913.840 --> 919.760] it is something that is important to your overall success in a job. So you want to smile but you don't +[919.760 --> 927.120] want to smile too much. You don't want to be smiling the entire time. Having short warm smiles +[927.120 --> 933.760] throughout your interview can really help convey that sense of positivity, warmness and comfort +[933.760 --> 941.280] that they're looking for in their future employee. You do not want to have RBF, that resting face, +[941.280 --> 948.400] that really conveys that you're not interested, that you might be angry or bored. So if you tend to have +[948.400 --> 956.320] facial expressions, that your resting face is not very friendly, I happen to have a not very friendly +[956.320 --> 963.200] resting face, then you will want to focus on having that warm friendly smile throughout the interview. +[963.200 --> 969.360] You might want to record yourself practicing an interview and look at your facial expressions. +[969.360 --> 975.600] During a mock interview that is recorded, that's a great way to really get in some data about how +[975.600 --> 982.800] you visually show up during the interview process. So keep track of your facial expressions and you +[982.800 --> 989.040] will want to use this data to really enhance any interview that you have coming up. So you're not +[989.040 --> 994.800] going to parrot them and completely copycat them, but you are going to engage in some behaviors, +[994.800 --> 1000.640] body language and facial expressions that are similar to what they are engaging in. And again, +[1000.640 --> 1006.640] with those facial expressions, leaning into the interviewer really conveys that you're paying +[1006.640 --> 1012.560] attention and you're interested in what they are saying. Finally, when it comes to closing the +[1013.520 --> 1018.960] interview, during the actual interview process, you want to continue to maintain that warm smile. +[1018.960 --> 1024.880] You will want to have a firm but short handshake to each of the interviewers who are present +[1024.880 --> 1029.360] and you'll want to thank them for their time and for this opportunity. +[1029.360 --> 1035.920] Maintain your composure until you get to your car. While you might feel like the instant you can +[1035.920 --> 1041.520] leave the interview room, you can let it all go, you can jiggle out all your anxiety, maintain your +[1041.520 --> 1046.160] composure until you get to your car because again, you never know who is watching and you want +[1046.160 --> 1051.440] to make sure that you can continue to maintain that composure to make that good impression. So those +[1051.440 --> 1058.640] tips were primarily for an in-person interview. Yet in this day and age, we have in-person interviews, +[1058.640 --> 1064.000] we have video or virtual interviews and we have phone interviews. So what sorts of things should +[1064.000 --> 1070.320] you engage in in those other types of interviews? Well, with a video or virtual interview, a lot of +[1070.320 --> 1076.480] the same things matter, like eye contact, for example, is still really important. Yet eye contact +[1076.480 --> 1081.040] is tricky when you're virtual because you're not in front of actual people, you're in front of your +[1081.040 --> 1086.960] camera and you're in front of a laptop or a computer. So that webcam is where you want to make eye +[1086.960 --> 1093.200] contact. My trick for remembering to make eye contact with the camera is to put a sticky note that +[1093.200 --> 1100.240] says, look here with an arrow pointing to the little hole where the camera is. That is a visual +[1100.240 --> 1106.080] reminder to continue to look at the camera rather than look at the screen or look at yourself on +[1106.080 --> 1111.040] the screen. You also want to ensure that you are smiling and that you are nodding. So you're +[1111.040 --> 1116.160] engaging in those facial expressions and those small gestures that are assuring the other people +[1116.160 --> 1120.880] that you're tuned into what's being said during the interview. You want to make sure that you +[1120.880 --> 1126.720] minimize distractions during a video or virtual interview. So if you know that maybe they're going +[1126.720 --> 1133.280] to be children in the home or pets that are barking that you have someone to help you kind of a +[1133.280 --> 1139.920] keep track of those people or things to reduce the distractions that might be going on. If you know +[1139.920 --> 1146.080] that maybe you're in a busy area, try to find a space that is quiet and not busy. And finally, +[1146.080 --> 1151.360] the equipment that you use can really help enhance the overall interview experience, +[1151.440 --> 1157.040] both for you and for the interviewers. For example, if you are using headphones, +[1157.040 --> 1162.080] that can be really helpful for increasing the volume so that you can hear what the interviewers +[1162.080 --> 1166.880] are saying without leaning into the computer too close. When you're leaning into the computer +[1166.880 --> 1172.800] too close, the other people on the other side of that camera might think that you can't hear them +[1172.800 --> 1178.400] or that you aren't understanding what they're saying. So when you can maintain a still +[1179.200 --> 1184.640] body posture and you can still engage in the conversation effectively, that is great. +[1185.600 --> 1191.120] So sometimes you may need to have headphones or you might need to use speakers that are +[1191.120 --> 1196.160] external to the laptop that you're using or an external microphone so that they can hear you really +[1196.160 --> 1203.680] well. Lighting also really helps when it comes to a virtual interview. Lighting can really change +[1203.840 --> 1208.560] the way that people perceive you. If you're lighting is terrible and they can't see you, +[1208.560 --> 1213.120] that will affect how they feel about the overall interview. So if you want to learn a little bit more +[1213.120 --> 1218.800] about how to ace a virtual or video interview, I have several videos on this topic. So I've linked +[1218.800 --> 1223.920] to those in the description box below and I've put a couple in the cards up above. And like I mentioned +[1223.920 --> 1229.600] during the very beginning of this video, if you're doing a phone interview, your body language +[1229.680 --> 1236.880] and posture and smiling still matters even if they can't see you. So you can tell if someone is +[1236.880 --> 1243.040] talking to you and they're smiling. You can tell if someone is talking to you and they're distracted. +[1243.760 --> 1248.480] You can tell if someone is talking to you and if they're more slouched over and not really engaged +[1248.480 --> 1253.760] in the conversation. So again, even if you're on a phone interview where you're not actually +[1253.760 --> 1260.720] visually seeing someone, you want to make sure that you are still engaging in that confident posture +[1260.720 --> 1266.560] that you are smiling and that you're not in an actively listening during that phone interview. +[1266.560 --> 1273.680] But really what it comes down to is practice, practice, practice, practice interviewing. Make sure +[1273.680 --> 1278.960] you are recording yourself or you're doing an interview with someone else who can give you good, +[1278.960 --> 1284.960] concrete feedback on ways that you can improve your overall body language and how you're conveying +[1284.960 --> 1290.640] yourself during the interview. It can be intimidating, it can be scary and it can even feel embarrassing. +[1290.640 --> 1297.920] Yet if you practice, that will really help enhance the overall actual interview that you +[1297.920 --> 1303.600] participated. So hopefully you found this video helpful. If you did, go ahead and give it 8 thumbs up. +[1303.600 --> 1308.880] And if you have any questions, comments, that's our ideas on the power of body language or what you +[1308.880 --> 1313.360] should and should not do during an interview, please go ahead and put them in the comments box below. +[1313.360 --> 1319.040] I love receiving comments, I look at them all and I respond to them all individually. So please +[1319.040 --> 1323.600] leave me a comment if you got any questions, comments, thoughts or ideas and I will get back to you +[1323.600 --> 1329.280] as quickly as I am able. And as always, if you haven't already please go ahead and hit that subscribe +[1329.280 --> 1335.040] button as well as the bell so that you can receive life work, balance, advice delivered directly to you +[1335.040 --> 1338.400] every Sunday. Thanks and I'll see you next week. diff --git a/transcript/interview_uAHb6uzDVrU.txt b/transcript/interview_uAHb6uzDVrU.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..416f2dcc867f506a2bcf9b2f7f0ebe92af8fadc5 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/interview_uAHb6uzDVrU.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.840] Along with finding and opening at the right company, having a solid resume, writing an +[7.840 --> 11.640] effective cover letter, networking with the right people, getting that interview, and +[11.640 --> 16.180] dressing for it properly, how you manage your hands is in the top seven of important +[16.180 --> 18.760] things you need to do in nail a job interview. +[18.760 --> 20.840] I'm not sure what to do with my hands. +[20.840 --> 22.840] But we do. +[22.840 --> 28.000] When it comes to your hands, there are a handful of things you should do, and a few things +[28.000 --> 29.200] you should never do. +[29.200 --> 31.240] Luckily for your feet, there's only one rule. +[31.240 --> 32.480] Keep them in your shoes. +[32.480 --> 37.780] According to a study in this book, Crazy Good Interviewing, showing your palms indicates +[37.780 --> 43.840] sincerity, and is linked to traits as truth, honesty, and allegiance. +[43.840 --> 49.320] If you really want to put out the confidence vibe, they say, steepling, like this, displays +[49.320 --> 50.320] confidence. +[50.320 --> 55.760] It's a gesture commonly used by politicians, executives, and business insider video producers, +[55.760 --> 60.520] who show off how much they indeed do know. +[60.520 --> 62.800] Hiding your palms is a sign of dominance. +[62.800 --> 67.440] This type of body language shows that you want to assert control over the situation, and +[67.440 --> 70.080] concealing them suggests you have something to hide. +[70.080 --> 72.880] So don't put them in your lap or your pockets. +[72.880 --> 77.240] According to the study, fidgeting and tapping your fingers shows in patience. +[77.240 --> 81.000] And on a personal note, no one enjoys hearing another person tap in their fingers, so why +[81.000 --> 82.600] don't you just not do it ever? +[82.600 --> 85.520] This makes you look defensive and insecure. +[85.520 --> 88.080] This is an interview, not a performance. +[88.080 --> 93.040] Definitely use hand gestures to emphasize important points, but don't overdo it. +[93.040 --> 98.360] So in review, show your palms, throw in a couple of steeples, these bad boys, but don't +[98.360 --> 100.560] hide your palms or hands in general. +[100.560 --> 107.000] Don't tap your fingers, don't fold your arms, and don't overuse your hands. diff --git a/transcript/news_2Se5yS17S08.txt b/transcript/news_2Se5yS17S08.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6f4a5747c0ae0098807ca9c83a5662dada316af0 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/news_2Se5yS17S08.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +[0.000 --> 8.080] Mr Hardwick defends the spend of public money and he says he would like now to draw +[8.080 --> 13.960] a line under this and move on. In a statement, the panel said it welcomed the apology but +[13.960 --> 17.880] said some of the financial costs could have been avoided. +[17.880 --> 20.960] Caroline, thank you. We think we had a problem with our camera there at the end. diff --git a/transcript/news_CsaB3ynIZH4.txt b/transcript/news_CsaB3ynIZH4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..00f57d754793ccf9d518668e16a81d1fbeb67c30 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/news_CsaB3ynIZH4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.800] and when you get some of these regulators out of the banks so you can borrow and you can help +[4.800 --> 8.980] because you know the banks, the banks now they can't do anything, they run by the +[8.980 --> 12.180] regular, it all fairness to the banks, they run by the regulars. +[12.180 --> 17.020] When you see the president of the bank, I mentioned the word regulated, oh, these guys come +[17.020 --> 18.020] in, they run the banks. +[18.020 --> 24.380] And I watched the general recently on television and they said to him, what do you think about +[24.380 --> 25.380] ISIS? +[25.380 --> 27.380] Oh, ISIS is very tough. +[27.380 --> 30.100] And I'm saying first of all, why is the general intelligent? +[30.100 --> 31.860] I don't want my general intelligent television. +[31.860 --> 33.300] I heard Ted's a good debater. +[33.300 --> 36.340] I said he is a good debater but he can't talk, okay? +[36.340 --> 37.340] Bad talker. +[37.340 --> 39.180] It's a good debater, bad talker. +[39.180 --> 41.900] So he's over here, they asked him about waterboarding. +[41.900 --> 44.980] They said, shut up the cruise, what do you think of waterboarding? +[44.980 --> 47.180] Oh, I don't want to talk about it. +[47.180 --> 51.060] He didn't want to talk about waterboarding because to connect your fairs you, and I'm sending +[51.060 --> 53.660] to myself that cap and off heads, he doesn't want to talk about waterboarding. +[53.660 --> 56.380] A couple of good paragraphs. +[56.380 --> 61.460] And talking about Northern New Jersey, draws the prober side written by a nice reporter. +[61.460 --> 62.980] Now the book, you're going to see this guy. +[62.980 --> 64.980] Oh, I don't know what I said. +[64.980 --> 65.980] I don't remember. +[65.980 --> 66.980] He's going to be like, I don't remember. +[66.980 --> 67.980] I have the whole baby that's what I said. +[67.980 --> 68.980] He's 14 years ago. +[68.980 --> 69.980] He's still, they didn't do a retraction. +[69.980 --> 70.980] 14 years ago, they didn't do a retraction. +[70.980 --> 71.980] 14 years ago, they didn't do a retraction. +[71.980 --> 72.980] 14 years ago, they didn't do a retraction. +[72.980 --> 73.980] 14 years ago, they didn't do a retraction. +[73.980 --> 74.980] 14 years ago, they didn't do a retraction. +[74.980 --> 75.980] 14 years ago, they didn't do a retraction. diff --git a/transcript/news_PX9reO3QnUA.txt b/transcript/news_PX9reO3QnUA.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2227716e004742eec388aba5cca80c0c5a34113c --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/news_PX9reO3QnUA.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +[0.000 --> 12.000] Donald Trump facing new criticism for something he did on the campaign trail last night in South Carolina while defending his debunked claim that he saw thousands of Muslims celebrate the collapse of the twin towers here in New York. +[12.000 --> 16.000] He appeared to mock a reporter with a disability. Take a look. +[16.000 --> 23.000] Written by a nice reporter. Now the poor guy, you got to see this guy. I don't know what I said. I don't remember. +[23.000 --> 31.000] He's going like I remember the old baby. That's what I said. Here's a 14 years ago. He's still they didn't do a retraction. +[31.000 --> 40.000] That reporter he is talking about is Serge Kovaleski who now works for the New York Times. As you can see right there, he suffers from a chronic condition that appears movement of his arms. +[40.000 --> 45.000] A Thai spokesman says they find it outrageous that Trump would ridicule the man's appearance. diff --git a/transcript/news_mdLfkhxIH5Q.txt b/transcript/news_mdLfkhxIH5Q.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..818975873fc277c1b6672314bc0ca50498a170c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/news_mdLfkhxIH5Q.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.160] Right after a couple of good paragraphs, +[4.160 --> 6.720] and talking about Northern New Jersey, +[6.720 --> 9.520] draws the prober's eye written by a nice reporter. +[9.520 --> 10.880] Now the poor guy, you got to see this guy. +[10.880 --> 12.880] Oh, I don't know what I said. +[12.880 --> 14.800] I don't remember. +[14.800 --> 16.160] He's going like, I don't remember. +[16.160 --> 18.080] Maybe that's what I said. +[18.080 --> 19.360] Here's a 14 years ago. +[19.360 --> 21.360] He's still, they didn't do a retraction. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_4th7ymAloUM.txt b/transcript/podcast_4th7ymAloUM.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..88cf6905c51a6af6770e0b560acb0bff512e84ae --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_4th7ymAloUM.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2839 @@ +[0.000 --> 5.120] Friends, just making sure you know the tickets for our live shows in December are on sale now. +[5.120 --> 9.760] We have two shows this time, one that's in person in Los Angeles at the bourbon room, +[9.760 --> 12.000] and one online December 4th. +[12.000 --> 16.960] And for the online one, we even have a special gingerbread making after party. +[16.960 --> 19.120] So make sure to not miss that. +[19.120 --> 22.720] Link for the tickets is in the description and we cannot wait to see you there. +[23.600 --> 24.960] Perfect, perfect. +[26.560 --> 28.800] Unlike these stories we're about to read today. +[30.640 --> 31.440] Yeah. +[31.440 --> 32.400] Yeah. +[32.400 --> 33.200] Oh, perfect. +[33.200 --> 34.000] Unlike the stories. +[34.000 --> 34.480] Yeah. +[34.480 --> 34.640] Okay. +[34.640 --> 35.920] I was waiting for you to finish. +[35.920 --> 38.880] I was like, unlike the stories we're about to read today. +[40.560 --> 44.320] That's where I was like, oh, wait a minute. +[44.320 --> 46.640] Okay, so you I was saying perfect, perfect, perfect. +[46.640 --> 48.720] And you were like, unlike the stories that we're going to read today. +[48.720 --> 49.280] Yeah. +[49.280 --> 52.400] And I thought you were saying, unlike the stories that we're going to read today, +[53.120 --> 54.720] this drink is really nice. +[54.720 --> 56.160] Like, is that the sound? +[57.040 --> 58.320] No, dude, I'm broken. +[58.320 --> 59.920] We're not connecting here. +[59.920 --> 61.520] We're just, this is us. +[62.080 --> 64.560] To wave links running parallel. +[64.560 --> 65.520] Not intersecting. +[66.240 --> 69.920] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. +[69.920 --> 71.040] I'm broken. +[71.040 --> 73.040] I like don't, I don't know. +[73.760 --> 78.960] I made the mistake of scheduling recording on a Wednesday when I know Wednesdays are my editing days. +[78.960 --> 79.200] Yeah. +[79.200 --> 80.960] It's a weird move by you. +[81.760 --> 82.960] How do you get it in? +[82.960 --> 83.120] Yeah. +[83.120 --> 84.160] How do you get it in? +[84.160 --> 88.160] And um, recording today, recording Sunday. +[88.640 --> 92.160] Monday, recording Monday, recording Tuesday. +[92.160 --> 95.840] I'm just like, oh man, just fuck me up with these sessions. +[95.840 --> 96.560] Let's go, baby. +[97.600 --> 98.400] Let's go ahead. +[98.400 --> 100.400] Gotta get ahead, you know, gotta get ahead. +[100.400 --> 101.600] You're at a push. +[101.600 --> 103.200] Have some stories in the bank. +[103.200 --> 104.000] There you go. +[104.000 --> 110.000] But so this theme, I, you know, it kind of has evolved over the course of its, +[110.000 --> 111.040] its folder life. +[112.000 --> 116.960] So I started the folder and it originally started as like, what's the point? +[117.920 --> 120.880] Like, what is the fucking point? +[121.760 --> 124.960] Sometimes you read these stories and you're just like, are you happy? +[125.680 --> 126.960] Because you don't sound very happy. +[128.160 --> 131.120] So why, why, why, why, why? +[131.120 --> 133.200] Like why keep putting yourself through this? +[133.200 --> 133.520] Yeah. +[133.520 --> 134.560] This turmoil. +[134.560 --> 135.360] Yeah. +[135.360 --> 140.160] And so it started off as that and then I just kept finding them and then I was like, oh my god, +[140.160 --> 144.560] I'm starting to feel like stressed for these people and these stories. +[144.560 --> 146.800] And then you told me you were feeling a little stressed. +[146.800 --> 147.840] Yeah. +[147.840 --> 148.960] Having some night sweats. +[148.960 --> 149.360] Yeah. +[149.360 --> 150.480] Just not doing well. +[150.480 --> 155.840] And I was like, I was like, okay, well, I'm, I have a goal where I want to like, +[157.360 --> 161.760] I have this goal where I'm hoping that these stories are so stressful +[162.480 --> 164.640] that they'll make you forget about your stress. +[164.640 --> 165.440] Oh my. +[167.200 --> 168.000] Like, what the hell? +[168.480 --> 171.200] What the hell is this? +[171.200 --> 173.120] Okay, it's a bean switch. +[173.120 --> 175.440] So are you kidding me? +[175.440 --> 176.640] So it's interesting. +[176.640 --> 180.240] So a lot of times people will tell me, what the fuck? +[180.240 --> 181.360] No, no, no, no, here we are. +[181.360 --> 181.760] Here we are. +[181.760 --> 182.720] Okay, I'll hear you out. +[182.720 --> 183.440] So a lot of times. +[183.440 --> 184.400] I'm like, you've been in. +[184.400 --> 187.600] So a lot of times people will tell me, you know, on the comments on the YouTube, +[187.600 --> 189.200] they're like, thank you so much. +[189.200 --> 190.560] This made me feel so much better. +[190.560 --> 191.920] I've been going through it. +[191.920 --> 192.240] Yeah. +[192.240 --> 194.080] These stories are way worse than my life. +[194.080 --> 195.200] Okay. +[195.200 --> 198.880] And so it's that, it's, it's that concept in real life here. +[198.880 --> 199.680] We're testing it. +[200.880 --> 202.560] Time down bad, aren't I? +[202.640 --> 207.360] You have to like pull out stressful stories to make me feel less stressed out about my life. +[207.360 --> 208.160] Yeah. +[208.160 --> 209.680] What if my problems are worse than these? +[209.680 --> 211.120] What if that's how bad it is? +[211.120 --> 211.840] Yeah. +[211.840 --> 213.120] So this could be really bad. +[213.840 --> 214.800] Just get back to it. +[214.800 --> 216.800] I'll send you to adult happy camp or something. +[216.800 --> 217.440] Clearly. +[217.440 --> 218.640] Oh, I'm happy. +[218.640 --> 223.280] I'm a happy, I don't think happy and stress, unless these people are unhappy, but like, +[224.000 --> 227.280] I don't think happiness and stress correlate. +[227.280 --> 230.960] No, I think they absolutely can correlate, but I don't think that they're mutually exclusive. +[230.960 --> 234.240] I think you can have a lot of stress and still be like a happy person. +[234.240 --> 234.720] I feel that. +[234.720 --> 235.520] That's me right now. +[235.520 --> 235.760] Yeah. +[236.400 --> 237.680] There's like daily. +[237.680 --> 242.160] Yeah, there's a state of stress and then there's having stress and there's the same thing with anxiety. +[242.160 --> 246.160] You can be anxious or you can have anxiety, experience anxiety. +[246.160 --> 246.640] Yeah. +[246.640 --> 253.680] And so I think with stress, like, I have maybe had higher levels of stress due to external +[253.680 --> 254.640] circumstances. +[255.200 --> 255.520] Right. +[256.160 --> 256.880] That's final. +[257.520 --> 258.240] All day, every day. +[258.240 --> 259.040] All day, every day. +[259.040 --> 260.080] It's going soon. +[260.080 --> 260.400] Okay. +[260.880 --> 261.680] Sad. +[261.680 --> 262.480] Bye. +[262.480 --> 262.800] Really? +[263.520 --> 265.120] I'll put it up in a garage or something. +[267.920 --> 268.720] I'm going to go about a bar. +[268.720 --> 273.200] You look like a dad that gives no fucks, like drinking his beer and you're just like drinking a +[273.200 --> 274.560] beer in my Harley shirt. +[274.560 --> 276.160] Yeah, look at this suburban dad. +[277.200 --> 278.560] I am giving dad vibes. +[278.560 --> 281.680] Dad, and I want you to rewatch your facial expression when you were talking. +[281.680 --> 283.280] You're going to go about the bar. +[283.280 --> 284.240] Let the boy live. +[284.240 --> 285.600] Like, his boys will be boys. +[286.160 --> 287.040] Put it in the man cave. +[288.240 --> 289.440] That was your vibe. +[289.440 --> 291.680] That's a lady that I hate the sign. +[291.680 --> 292.160] Okay. +[292.160 --> 296.240] Anyway, so Morgan and I are operating about on about two brain cells and three tears. +[296.240 --> 297.360] Maybe one. +[298.400 --> 299.200] Combined. +[299.200 --> 299.840] Yeah. +[299.840 --> 300.560] Two combined. +[300.560 --> 300.800] Exactly. +[300.800 --> 301.600] Two combined. +[301.600 --> 301.920] Yeah. +[301.920 --> 305.360] So I think we'll be putting that to the test today. +[305.920 --> 307.600] I'm hoping it kind of works on me too. +[307.600 --> 309.600] I've been putting deal with something. +[309.600 --> 310.160] It's a beauty. +[310.880 --> 312.880] So I brought you a cheesecake. +[312.880 --> 313.440] Oh my god. +[313.440 --> 316.640] I literally, I'm surprised I didn't break down in tears. +[316.640 --> 317.360] Oh my god. +[317.360 --> 319.040] I've been thinking about it all day today. +[319.120 --> 319.600] Seriously? +[319.600 --> 319.920] All day. +[319.920 --> 322.000] I was like, when am I going to be able to go to Whole Foods? +[322.000 --> 327.040] If you guys shop at Whole Foods, please, please, please, please do yourself a favor. +[327.040 --> 329.600] There's these baby, baby, tiny, like the size of a +[332.000 --> 334.160] a coaster, baby coaster, jumbo or yoke cookie. +[334.160 --> 334.560] I don't know. +[335.120 --> 336.000] What petite you guys? +[336.000 --> 337.200] It's a petite cheesecake. +[337.200 --> 337.840] It's petite. +[337.840 --> 339.840] So it's a petite pumpkin cheesecake. +[340.400 --> 342.320] And it is too die for. +[342.320 --> 342.960] That's really good. +[342.960 --> 346.720] I literally put after I went to Whole Foods and moved for lunch, +[346.720 --> 348.800] I put every girl I know in a group chat. +[349.280 --> 350.160] There's like four girls. +[350.960 --> 351.760] There's like four girls. +[351.760 --> 352.960] I don't know how many friends anymore. +[352.960 --> 353.920] Shut up. +[353.920 --> 354.560] Shut up. +[354.560 --> 356.160] My group chat ability is strong. +[356.160 --> 358.240] No, you read the room though, because everybody was hyped. +[358.240 --> 360.400] Oh, everyone, I picked the right crowd for sure. +[360.400 --> 361.200] And so I send it. +[361.200 --> 362.400] I send it to everyone as a PSA. +[362.400 --> 365.600] And I was like, PSA, please, go to Whole Foods and get this pumpkin cheesecake. +[365.600 --> 367.040] Of course, everyone reacts very well. +[367.040 --> 368.000] Of course I ran. +[368.000 --> 369.440] All the hunger ran there. +[369.440 --> 370.640] We've got it. +[370.640 --> 372.720] A media text back, this cheesecake fuck. +[373.760 --> 374.720] Like it is so good. +[374.720 --> 376.080] So do yourself a favor. +[376.080 --> 378.400] Many pumpkin cheesecake from Whole Foods. +[378.480 --> 379.200] It's worth it. +[379.200 --> 379.520] It is. +[379.520 --> 380.320] I'll second that. +[380.320 --> 380.880] Yeah. +[380.880 --> 381.200] Yeah. +[381.200 --> 382.080] So good. +[382.080 --> 382.640] But again, +[383.760 --> 384.560] today's theme, +[385.360 --> 386.320] don't know a title yet. +[386.320 --> 387.440] Maybe we'll come to it by the end, +[387.440 --> 391.360] but it has something to do with second hand feelings. +[391.360 --> 392.400] Okay. +[392.400 --> 395.200] Like our second hand feelings, +[395.200 --> 397.040] valid our second hand feelings, +[397.040 --> 397.520] a thing. +[398.480 --> 401.680] Can you catch feelings from Reddit posts? +[401.680 --> 402.400] What do you mean? +[402.400 --> 404.560] Like, you know how there's like second hand smoke? +[404.560 --> 405.520] Like, yeah. +[405.520 --> 406.640] Yeah, so second hand feelings. +[406.640 --> 408.880] Like, this is not my situation, +[408.880 --> 410.960] but like I'm fucking stressed for them. +[410.960 --> 412.160] Oh, that's really interesting. +[412.160 --> 413.200] I'm mad for them. +[413.200 --> 415.200] So like second hand feelings. +[416.400 --> 417.680] Okay, I like what you're doing here. +[417.680 --> 418.400] Yeah. +[418.400 --> 419.440] You're onto something. +[419.440 --> 420.640] Let's dive in, baby. +[420.640 --> 421.840] Okay, let's do it. +[432.000 --> 432.800] I'm your host. +[433.360 --> 435.200] Oh god, yet again, huh? +[436.160 --> 439.040] Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. +[439.040 --> 441.200] I'm your host Morgan, and I'm Alejandra. +[444.160 --> 445.040] Nailed that. +[445.040 --> 446.240] Crushed that one. +[446.880 --> 448.720] Okay, so up first we have, +[449.360 --> 453.120] I might be responsible for my brother having a baby at 16. +[453.840 --> 454.560] Okay. +[454.560 --> 456.480] I feel horrible just typing this, +[456.480 --> 458.640] but I really need to get this off my chest. +[458.640 --> 460.160] My brother, 17, +[460.160 --> 461.200] and I get into fights, +[461.200 --> 463.280] which I believe is normal between siblings. +[463.280 --> 465.120] But on this particular day, +[465.120 --> 467.360] he made me so mad. +[467.360 --> 469.440] I had never gotten so angry before +[469.440 --> 470.880] that I went to his drawer +[470.880 --> 472.800] where I knew he kept his condoms +[472.800 --> 474.800] and I sat there and poked holes +[474.800 --> 476.560] in most of them with a needle. +[476.560 --> 477.920] I ended up forgetting about it, +[477.920 --> 479.840] but then the following year, +[479.840 --> 482.160] he told us his girlfriend was pregnant. +[482.720 --> 484.080] My dad was so upset +[484.080 --> 486.640] and kept asking him why he didn't use protection. +[486.640 --> 488.320] And my brother just kept saying he did. +[488.880 --> 491.200] I immediately remembered what I did +[491.200 --> 492.400] and I felt awful. +[493.280 --> 494.640] The baby lives with us now. +[495.120 --> 497.600] And I feel like I ruined all of their lives. +[497.600 --> 499.040] I think about it all the time +[499.040 --> 501.040] and how what I did was so wrong +[501.040 --> 503.040] and I feel incredibly guilty. +[504.000 --> 504.800] That's it. +[504.800 --> 505.440] Mm-hmm. +[507.600 --> 509.200] That's, I mean, +[510.080 --> 511.600] I feel like that one goes without being said. +[512.640 --> 513.440] So bad? +[513.440 --> 516.400] Like, yes, you should feel like an asshole. +[516.400 --> 517.280] That's assault. +[517.920 --> 519.440] That's wrong on so many levels. +[520.640 --> 521.440] I mean, here's the thing. +[521.440 --> 522.640] A baby is a beautiful thing. +[522.640 --> 524.080] I'm sure that they're very happy +[524.240 --> 527.040] and they've welcomed this baby into their lives +[527.040 --> 527.840] and it's a blessing. +[527.840 --> 528.960] I'm sure. +[528.960 --> 529.840] You know, +[529.840 --> 532.240] but that's kind of taking control +[532.240 --> 533.120] of somebody else's fate +[534.160 --> 537.440] and dictating their future in a way. +[537.840 --> 538.560] Absolutely. +[538.560 --> 540.880] So I think that's extremely messed up. +[541.760 --> 543.200] I think you should feel guilty, +[543.200 --> 544.480] but at the same time, guilty +[544.480 --> 545.520] might not be the right word +[545.520 --> 548.800] because a beautiful life came out of it. +[548.800 --> 549.600] And I guess I don't know +[549.600 --> 551.680] how they add a two towards the baby. +[551.680 --> 552.880] I don't know if they go on to say that, +[552.880 --> 555.040] but +[555.040 --> 556.800] user name has been deleted. +[556.800 --> 558.800] I don't see any comments by +[559.760 --> 560.160] OP. +[561.680 --> 562.320] So nothing. +[562.320 --> 563.120] No other info. +[563.680 --> 565.200] I can't, that's crazy. +[566.080 --> 569.200] I can't imagine being so mad at someone +[570.800 --> 573.920] that I would do something like that. +[573.920 --> 575.280] And like, we've had stories +[575.280 --> 576.800] in the past where, you know, +[576.800 --> 578.640] mother-in-laws have poked holes +[578.640 --> 579.920] in condoms to get their +[580.800 --> 582.400] their daughter-in-law pregnant. +[582.640 --> 583.680] Like we've had that. +[584.960 --> 585.840] And that's still messed up. +[585.840 --> 586.720] They're all fucked up. +[586.720 --> 588.960] Like, don't poke holes in people's condoms. +[589.440 --> 591.520] Because like 16, the whole trajectory +[591.520 --> 592.400] of their life has changed. +[592.400 --> 594.240] Who knows if they would have even stayed together? +[594.240 --> 596.080] Who knows if they were chosen to have kids? +[596.080 --> 599.600] Like, their whole life is forever changed. +[600.160 --> 602.880] And not saying that they won't like succeed +[602.880 --> 604.160] in the same way, +[604.160 --> 605.680] but they're definitely going to struggle more. +[606.320 --> 607.920] Like having a kid is no easy feat, +[607.920 --> 609.200] especially at 16. +[609.600 --> 612.560] Top comment on this one, +[612.560 --> 615.920] what the fuck and someone replies to it +[615.920 --> 617.920] and goes, good use of the sub though, +[617.920 --> 620.240] because it is like the confession sub. +[620.240 --> 620.640] Yeah. +[620.640 --> 622.480] That's a good point. +[622.480 --> 624.720] Someone else goes, girl, what the fuck? +[624.720 --> 626.640] You're going to have one guilty conscience +[626.640 --> 629.520] if you aren't giving him child support. +[629.520 --> 632.160] People get sexual assault charges for this, you know? +[632.160 --> 635.040] Yeah, I was wondering if there's any type of +[635.040 --> 636.960] implications for doing that. +[637.040 --> 640.960] I think the mother-in-law in one of the cases had been charged. +[640.960 --> 641.360] Really? +[642.080 --> 644.160] So some people are calling it, +[644.160 --> 647.360] like it's a form of intimate partner violence. +[648.080 --> 650.880] Some people are kind of saying it could be +[650.880 --> 653.600] prosecuted under like reproductive coercion. +[654.480 --> 656.000] But then there's like another line in this +[656.000 --> 657.680] that like, however, it is not a crime. +[658.400 --> 661.040] Even though ACOG says it should be. +[661.920 --> 663.040] ACOG. +[663.040 --> 665.520] Yeah, I'm American. +[665.520 --> 669.600] American college of obstetricians. +[669.600 --> 671.680] Oh, I've never known how to say that word. +[672.320 --> 674.880] That's a word I've gotten like very far in life without ever having +[674.880 --> 675.840] to like actually say. +[675.840 --> 677.040] No, that's why you just say OBGYN. +[677.040 --> 677.840] Exactly. +[677.840 --> 679.360] I've never had to say that word. +[679.360 --> 680.480] Never. I've never said it all out either. +[681.440 --> 681.760] Wow. +[682.640 --> 684.240] That's a lot coming from you. +[685.280 --> 686.880] No, you just say like, oh, the OB. +[686.880 --> 687.120] Yeah. +[687.840 --> 688.320] It's all good. +[688.320 --> 688.640] Yeah. +[689.440 --> 691.280] Which is already anyway. +[691.440 --> 695.840] Um, yeah, it's interesting because I do remember there, +[695.840 --> 699.120] like that coming up in a conversation about like pressing charges. +[699.120 --> 700.800] And I thought one of the stories did. +[701.680 --> 704.160] But I don't know. +[704.160 --> 708.560] I'm not seeing the fact that like I don't see anything on Google thus far +[708.560 --> 711.440] from scrolling that says it is illegal. +[711.440 --> 714.560] Well, it just seems incredibly difficult to prove. +[715.280 --> 715.760] I would. +[715.760 --> 718.880] Incredibly difficult because how can you argue that it wasn't +[719.680 --> 724.800] ripped during intercourse or that there wasn't somehow a faulty condom +[724.800 --> 729.520] that already had a halt like there's just so many variables that can't necessarily be accounted for. +[730.640 --> 733.200] Unless somebody explicitly says I've poked a whole new condom. +[733.200 --> 736.960] But even then it's just a lot of gray area. +[736.960 --> 740.640] But I mean, that's not the point of this to be like a look at this from legal lens. +[741.600 --> 743.200] I think it's so messed up. +[743.200 --> 747.680] And honestly, those are the types of stories that you know are passed on. +[748.480 --> 754.400] And essentially turning to like scare tactic stories like because what if that girl was on birth control, right? +[754.400 --> 754.720] Yeah. +[754.720 --> 757.040] And now they're going to tell all their friends, oh, I still got pregnant. +[757.040 --> 757.520] I know. +[757.520 --> 758.720] Even on birth control. +[758.720 --> 759.600] Andy used a condom. +[759.600 --> 762.080] And now everyone's like, oh my god, you can't trust both or whatever. +[762.080 --> 764.960] Or like, oh, we used a condom and I still got pregnant. +[764.960 --> 767.760] And now everyone's questioning like the safety of those things. +[767.760 --> 769.600] Those are the four stories you hear. +[769.600 --> 773.120] And I wonder how many times like somebody poked a hole in the condom and that the +[773.120 --> 774.080] details left out. +[774.080 --> 774.960] Yeah. +[774.960 --> 777.120] Just the fact he's got to be stuck feeling like that. +[777.120 --> 779.680] I think like wondering like, well, we did everything right. +[779.680 --> 779.920] Right. +[779.920 --> 783.840] And it still happened to have that feeling where it's like, +[783.840 --> 785.120] oh, right. +[785.120 --> 785.680] But you know what? +[785.680 --> 786.880] Everything happens for a reason. +[786.880 --> 791.360] I think, you know, it's hard to say based on the very little detail we have, +[791.360 --> 795.040] what their lives look like today and the relationship with the child. +[795.040 --> 799.760] But something tells me that that child was meant to be here through whatever wicked way. +[799.840 --> 801.520] They were brought into the world. +[801.520 --> 804.800] And hopefully that's just the lens that they look at it from is like, +[804.800 --> 807.200] yeah, everything happens for a reason you're here. +[807.200 --> 807.920] Like, +[807.920 --> 809.520] blessing in disguise vibes. +[809.520 --> 810.080] Yeah. +[810.080 --> 811.680] Yeah, I think it'll definitely work out. +[811.680 --> 814.640] Sounds like the family's super supportive and the babies living with them, +[814.640 --> 815.760] which is great. +[815.760 --> 816.240] Exactly. +[816.240 --> 816.960] They have help. +[816.960 --> 819.120] So yeah, but look, that sister. +[819.120 --> 819.920] Yeah. +[819.920 --> 825.920] I can't imagine you have to be very evil to do that one to anybody period. +[825.920 --> 828.480] And then two to do it to your own brother, who's a minor. +[828.480 --> 830.240] That's, I know. +[830.240 --> 831.840] Honestly, it seems so wicked. +[831.840 --> 833.200] Oh, yeah. +[833.200 --> 837.200] And they didn't put their age and I wonder what their age is if they're younger or older. +[837.200 --> 838.000] They're older. +[838.000 --> 838.880] Extra fuck you. +[838.880 --> 839.520] Yeah. +[839.520 --> 842.000] But it's giving a slug boy vibes. +[842.000 --> 843.440] The one that's poisoning his girlfriend. +[843.440 --> 844.160] Yeah. +[844.160 --> 848.000] And there's like another person that we covered on the Patreon who like +[848.000 --> 850.160] poisoned their friend with laxatives. +[850.160 --> 851.680] Because they didn't want their friend to do better. +[851.680 --> 852.320] I think I had that story. +[852.320 --> 852.640] Yeah. +[852.640 --> 853.440] I was like a test. +[853.440 --> 854.400] Did you try to miss it? +[854.400 --> 855.120] I think it was. +[855.120 --> 856.640] I heard this story, though. +[856.640 --> 860.480] I think we ended up moving into Patreon for those like that are listening and they're +[860.480 --> 861.480] like, what? +[861.480 --> 862.480] You never talked about that. +[862.480 --> 867.200] But yeah, it was like a story essentially like this girl or this person was like poisoning +[867.200 --> 868.800] their friend with laxatives. +[868.800 --> 869.800] And they admitted it. +[869.800 --> 876.840] But I think there is like a common denominator when like you're capable of doing terrible, +[876.840 --> 879.040] calculated shit like this. +[879.040 --> 880.040] Right. +[880.040 --> 882.320] Because like, yeah, okay, you poke tolls and then walked away. +[882.320 --> 885.280] But like, that's not something I would forget about. +[885.280 --> 886.280] No. +[886.440 --> 888.200] They didn't either because here they are. +[888.200 --> 889.160] A year later wondering. +[889.160 --> 889.960] Yeah. +[889.960 --> 891.520] But I think you make a good point. +[891.520 --> 895.840] I do think it takes a certain type of consciousness to be able to do these things and walk away and +[895.840 --> 897.680] not let it eat you alive. +[897.680 --> 900.680] I could never do anything even. +[900.680 --> 901.880] I'm not. +[901.880 --> 909.640] I'm such a karma believer that I'm so scared that even if I'm like so angry at someone, +[909.640 --> 914.200] I don't ever think about doing something to get back at them because I just know that +[914.200 --> 917.320] somehow, some way that energy will come back to me in a negative four. +[917.320 --> 918.320] It does. +[918.320 --> 920.520] You know, I truly believe that wholeheartedly. +[920.520 --> 921.520] I do as well. +[921.520 --> 923.240] So I could never do something like that ever. +[923.240 --> 927.400] I mean, it just, like you said, it changes the trajectory of somebody's entire life. +[927.400 --> 928.400] I know. +[928.400 --> 929.400] Two people's lives. +[929.400 --> 930.400] I know. +[930.400 --> 931.400] I just like, I believe people's lives. +[931.400 --> 932.400] Fully believing karma. +[932.400 --> 933.400] I just totally. +[933.400 --> 934.400] It's not worth it. +[934.400 --> 935.400] It's energy. +[935.400 --> 938.400] It's like you're channeling this negative energy. +[938.400 --> 944.560] And I think at one point or another, most of us in life have done something reactive +[944.560 --> 948.000] out of anger, whether we were children, whether we were adults. +[948.000 --> 951.200] Like you've done something like your brother, his is you off so you go, I'm trash. +[951.200 --> 952.200] She's Xbox. +[952.200 --> 953.960] We've all done it in relationship. +[953.960 --> 956.080] Your boyfriend likes her girl's photo. +[956.080 --> 960.160] So you go out to the bar and like, hit on a guy like tit for tat mentality is a little bit +[960.160 --> 962.440] instinctual, I think as humans. +[962.440 --> 967.120] The difference is the people who can reflect and feel bad about it and the people who can +[967.120 --> 968.320] say like, I don't feel bad. +[968.320 --> 970.640] I double down on it. +[970.640 --> 971.640] You know what I mean? +[971.640 --> 975.680] And it sounds like I want to say she has remorse because she's running. +[975.680 --> 976.680] I don't know. +[976.680 --> 977.680] Yeah. +[977.680 --> 978.680] First line is I feel horrible just typing this. +[978.680 --> 979.680] Okay. +[979.680 --> 980.680] So I really need to get it off my chest. +[980.680 --> 982.680] It sounds like there's a little bit of guilt here. +[982.680 --> 983.680] Oh yeah. +[983.680 --> 984.680] So that's a good sign. +[984.680 --> 985.680] That's a good sign. +[985.680 --> 987.720] Time to help out. +[987.720 --> 990.080] Change some diapers, pay some child support. +[990.080 --> 993.400] At that point, I mean, if it were me and it's hard to put my health there. +[993.400 --> 994.400] Take it to grave. +[994.880 --> 998.720] No, I don't think I can take anything to the grave. +[998.720 --> 1001.360] I don't think I can take anything to the grave. +[1001.360 --> 1004.440] But I don't even know something like that. +[1004.440 --> 1009.520] I think I would feel like I'm living my whole life indebted. +[1009.520 --> 1014.120] The whole like anytime that child needs help, I would feel like it's on me. +[1014.120 --> 1015.120] Jump, yeah. +[1015.120 --> 1016.120] Yes. +[1016.120 --> 1017.120] I could do that. +[1017.120 --> 1018.120] You know, I could see it. +[1018.120 --> 1019.120] Okay. +[1019.120 --> 1020.120] Moving along. +[1020.120 --> 1021.120] Yeah. +[1021.120 --> 1026.600] I'm the asshole for tolerating a night out with my girlfriend. +[1026.600 --> 1031.120] Earlier this year, I gifted my girlfriend 33 female tickets to a concert that she really +[1031.120 --> 1032.400] wanted to go to. +[1032.400 --> 1034.240] That was this past Friday night. +[1034.240 --> 1040.040] I'm 36 male, not a fan of her music, nor the fact that this concert was in the city. +[1040.040 --> 1041.920] But I wanted to make it a great gift. +[1041.920 --> 1046.560] She was elated when I told her that I bought the VIP package, meet and greet pictures +[1046.560 --> 1048.800] with the band, et cetera. +[1048.800 --> 1052.960] This week my girlfriend began asking if we had to get to the venue early. +[1052.960 --> 1057.720] Being the thorough detailed person that she is, I assured her I would check. +[1057.720 --> 1059.920] Instead I was too busy with work. +[1059.920 --> 1064.200] Honestly, it was getting a bit annoying that almost every few days she would ask. +[1064.200 --> 1068.760] So I told her I didn't see anything while deleting a bunch of emails from the venue +[1068.760 --> 1071.800] for concerts I don't even care about. +[1071.800 --> 1076.480] On Friday afternoon, she told me that she had tried looking things up and was only finding +[1076.480 --> 1078.520] that the doors opened at 7. +[1078.520 --> 1082.960] With that, I picked her up at 6 and arrived at the venue for 7. +[1082.960 --> 1087.240] Once inside, she showed security our tickets and asked about the meet and greet. +[1087.240 --> 1090.600] The bouncer informed us that the VIP was at 6. +[1090.600 --> 1091.600] I froze. +[1091.600 --> 1097.640] Now, my girlfriend turns to me asking if I received any kind of emails the tickets were in my name. +[1097.640 --> 1101.280] I told her that I deleted emails and she seemed to understand. +[1101.280 --> 1104.120] I actually really enjoyed the whole time. +[1104.120 --> 1109.080] So once her band set ended, we decided to not stay for the last band and this is where +[1109.080 --> 1110.640] the trouble began. +[1110.640 --> 1115.240] It's 10pm, we're outside of the venue and she suggests we go to a bar, block away, +[1115.240 --> 1117.280] and either walk or ride share. +[1117.280 --> 1120.720] I immediately said there was not a chance. +[1120.720 --> 1125.280] She mentioned that my car was in a secured lot and we wouldn't be far, but I lost my +[1125.280 --> 1131.760] cool, which I admit was not the best way to go about things and told her, quote, you don't +[1131.760 --> 1133.920] go out in the city. +[1133.920 --> 1136.280] She was crying all over the place. +[1136.280 --> 1138.440] She responded that we were in the city. +[1138.440 --> 1143.160] I went off how I can't stand it here, so she said that we'll just leave. +[1143.160 --> 1146.960] No reason of her voice, she just said she was fine with leaving. +[1146.960 --> 1151.320] She was silent on the way back and I suggest that we go back to my place to finish out +[1151.320 --> 1153.640] the night and she refused. +[1153.640 --> 1158.040] This also pissed me off because I asked what was wrong with the bar next to my apartment +[1158.040 --> 1161.360] and she shut that down with her short responses. +[1161.360 --> 1166.080] After all, the night cost me over $300 and while she is saying more to me now as opposed +[1166.080 --> 1169.400] to Friday night, she is being very distant. +[1169.400 --> 1172.600] She told me she could live with not going to the meet and greet except for how things +[1172.600 --> 1174.200] turned out afterwards. +[1174.200 --> 1176.680] And that is when the disappointment truly set in. +[1176.680 --> 1181.040] My response was that I was only bringing her to the concert, nowhere else, and thinking +[1181.040 --> 1182.880] of her safety. +[1182.880 --> 1188.040] She continued that I shouldn't have bought the tickets if I was only tolerating doing +[1188.040 --> 1189.040] so. +[1189.040 --> 1193.560] I do accept that I made some mistakes chiefly with making us miss the meet and greet. +[1193.560 --> 1197.600] The timing of the concert should have made this an unforgettable experience since her +[1197.600 --> 1199.440] grandmother just died. +[1199.440 --> 1201.440] Am I the asshole? +[1201.440 --> 1205.040] Honestly, I think so. +[1205.040 --> 1207.840] And not just for the reason that he thinks he's the asshole. +[1207.840 --> 1214.000] I think so many things he did in that story made him an asshole and I feel for this girl +[1214.000 --> 1221.440] so much because I'm very type A and I always want details and logistics and I would be +[1221.440 --> 1222.440] the nag. +[1222.440 --> 1223.440] I don't even want to say nagging girlfriend. +[1223.440 --> 1227.560] I think that's just like totally fair to be asking what time do we need to be there. +[1227.560 --> 1230.880] What are the details like you're getting the emails, you're getting the updates. +[1230.880 --> 1233.680] The fact that he was like I thought I was kind of annoying. +[1233.680 --> 1236.080] Dude, your girlfriend is really excited about this. +[1236.080 --> 1242.040] You said she was elated, quote unquote, about this experience that you bought for her and +[1242.040 --> 1244.520] you're annoyed that she asks you every couple days. +[1244.520 --> 1248.240] That's her excitement and that's annoying to you. +[1248.240 --> 1249.240] What? +[1249.240 --> 1250.760] I think that's just so shitty. +[1250.760 --> 1257.200] And then the response that the girlfriend had, I've been there and I think a lot of girlfriends +[1257.200 --> 1261.760] can probably relate to that where you are so hurt and disappointed that you pretty much +[1261.760 --> 1262.760] just shut down. +[1262.760 --> 1263.760] Yeah. +[1263.760 --> 1267.600] They could ask you to go to Disneyland and you probably just not even be in the mood +[1267.600 --> 1268.600] for it. +[1268.840 --> 1270.160] You're so far gone. +[1270.160 --> 1271.560] You're so far disappointed. +[1271.560 --> 1275.560] They've already let you down so much that nothing sounds good anymore. +[1275.560 --> 1280.520] He already made her miss this very important experience that could have totally been avoided, +[1280.520 --> 1282.840] but he was careless about it. +[1282.840 --> 1287.680] And then puts a damper on the rest of the night and freaks out on her for suggesting +[1287.680 --> 1289.680] to go to a bar. +[1289.680 --> 1291.520] I feel like she was just over it. +[1291.520 --> 1292.520] Yeah. +[1292.520 --> 1297.720] I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back. +[1297.720 --> 1300.040] It's hard because this could have gone so well, right? +[1300.040 --> 1301.840] This could have been the perfect thing. +[1301.840 --> 1306.200] And it's some people are like, well, it's the thought that counts. +[1306.200 --> 1311.840] And I'm like, I don't agree with that though because it's all about the execution too. +[1311.840 --> 1314.960] Don't do something just to do it. +[1314.960 --> 1319.480] If you're going to do something nice for someone, go into it with the energy that is going +[1319.480 --> 1322.400] to match theirs, right? +[1322.400 --> 1326.000] Don't just get someone a gift and then just be like, yeah, I'm not crazy about it, but +[1326.000 --> 1327.000] here you go. +[1327.080 --> 1328.440] Because otherwise, what's the point? +[1328.440 --> 1329.440] Yeah. +[1329.440 --> 1333.440] And I think like you said too, it's like she's not even like, she's just being normal. +[1333.440 --> 1334.440] Like she's excited. +[1334.440 --> 1335.440] She's asking questions. +[1335.440 --> 1339.080] And if you're so bothered by the email, it's easy to forward them to someone. +[1339.080 --> 1340.080] Yeah. +[1340.080 --> 1341.080] Yeah. +[1341.080 --> 1342.080] Or you know what? +[1342.080 --> 1343.720] You already told her about the surprise. +[1343.720 --> 1346.320] You should have put the tickets in her email. +[1346.320 --> 1347.320] Yeah. +[1347.320 --> 1348.320] So then she can manage it. +[1348.320 --> 1350.920] If you already know you're not the type of person to do that. +[1350.920 --> 1355.120] That it just makes me sad on a lot of levels because it's, I think that although this seems +[1355.120 --> 1356.920] like one night, one event. +[1356.920 --> 1362.360] It's to me signals that he's just her interests, like don't matter that much to him. +[1362.360 --> 1366.280] And it makes me genuinely sad for this because I've been there where I'm excited about +[1366.280 --> 1370.040] something and I'm following up with someone whether it was a friend or a relationship +[1370.040 --> 1372.360] and they're kind of shutting it down and being like, you're annoying. +[1372.360 --> 1376.040] Like stop asking me and it's like, take a second and think about why I'm asking you. +[1376.040 --> 1379.080] Do you think I just woke up today and I decided let me text you 20 times because I feel +[1379.080 --> 1380.080] like it? +[1380.080 --> 1384.240] No, it's because I'm excited about this and I want to make sure that all the ducks are +[1384.240 --> 1385.240] in a row. +[1385.480 --> 1388.320] And it's when you look at it from that one, it's like, okay, she's just like being +[1388.320 --> 1391.200] almost like a little kid because she's so excited. +[1391.200 --> 1395.360] Pat on the back that you were able to give her an experience that she's so excited about +[1395.360 --> 1397.600] that she can't stop asking. +[1397.600 --> 1403.080] Wouldn't you rather that than her be ungrateful and be like, Trugging and just not care? +[1403.080 --> 1405.320] That's like, it's the reaction you want. +[1405.320 --> 1406.800] It's the reaction you want. +[1406.800 --> 1407.800] Wow. +[1407.800 --> 1410.160] Yeah, everything about that is really sad. +[1410.160 --> 1414.200] If I were her, I'd feel really, really bummed out. +[1414.200 --> 1415.200] I agree. +[1415.200 --> 1419.280] They're the point two where he's like, overall, the night cost me over $300. +[1419.280 --> 1420.760] And it's, yeah. +[1420.760 --> 1425.040] I think $300, honestly, for a concert ticket and a meet and greet experience and like, +[1425.040 --> 1428.520] if they got drinks at the venue, like $300, yeah. +[1428.520 --> 1431.400] I know it's like a lot of money for a lot of people, but like, that seems like a pretty +[1431.400 --> 1432.400] good value. +[1432.400 --> 1433.400] Yeah. +[1433.400 --> 1434.400] I agree. +[1434.400 --> 1438.600] I mean, obviously it's all relative to your finances and wherever you are, $300 for +[1438.600 --> 1443.400] some people could be like, months of saving, $300 for some people could be like, just +[1443.400 --> 1444.400] not even blink at it. +[1444.400 --> 1445.400] Yeah. +[1445.400 --> 1450.400] So I got it, like to that, to him, maybe $300 was a lot of hard work and I feel for that, +[1450.400 --> 1453.480] but here's the problem that I have with it, whether it's $300 or $3000. +[1453.480 --> 1454.760] He fucked the experience. +[1454.760 --> 1455.760] He fucked the experience. +[1455.760 --> 1459.280] So it's like, if you want a bitch about spending the money, like, you're going to just +[1459.280 --> 1460.280] buy the concert tickets. +[1460.280 --> 1464.640] If you're going to be an asshole, a little bitch and make her miss the meet and greet. +[1464.640 --> 1465.640] Exactly. +[1465.640 --> 1473.360] Or what bothers me about that is I hate when people spend for you or something for you. +[1473.360 --> 1474.840] And then hold it over you. +[1474.840 --> 1475.840] You shouldn't have ever spent. +[1475.840 --> 1479.760] If you were going to throw it back, like, you don't want to, like, expect something in +[1479.760 --> 1480.760] return. +[1480.760 --> 1481.760] Yeah. +[1481.760 --> 1484.560] Once you spend that money, that's goodwill. +[1484.560 --> 1486.560] You have done, that's done. +[1486.560 --> 1492.000] Now, if you're expecting something in return, that's not kindness. +[1492.000 --> 1493.000] That's like a transaction. +[1493.000 --> 1495.360] So I spent $300 on this night. +[1495.360 --> 1496.360] One, you sourdate yourself. +[1496.360 --> 1499.160] So if you should be mad at anybody, you should be mad at yourself. +[1499.160 --> 1503.640] And two, don't spend money on a gift or an experience for somebody if you're going +[1503.640 --> 1505.320] to be upset with the outcome. +[1505.320 --> 1508.520] You should spend the money and know that anything can happen, but you're okay spending the +[1508.520 --> 1511.920] money because you want to give that person that experience. +[1511.920 --> 1515.520] You know, it's like spending money on a gift and someone doesn't love it. +[1515.520 --> 1519.160] That's a bummer, but you took a chance by spending that much money on someone's gift. +[1519.160 --> 1520.160] Yeah. +[1520.160 --> 1523.760] Well, on it, this kind of goes with that rule of, like, don't give a gift if you expect +[1523.760 --> 1525.160] anything in return. +[1525.160 --> 1526.160] Right. +[1526.160 --> 1527.160] Exactly. +[1527.160 --> 1528.160] Exactly. +[1528.160 --> 1531.280] You were not gifting her this experience if you were going to get sour about it. +[1531.280 --> 1533.880] And then no. +[1533.880 --> 1535.960] There are a lot of comments from OP. +[1535.960 --> 1540.880] So I will try to remember to post the link for this one. +[1540.880 --> 1542.840] Overall vote on it was you're the asshole. +[1542.840 --> 1546.760] The top comments are like red box, highly awarded. +[1546.760 --> 1548.560] Lots of upvotes. +[1548.560 --> 1549.560] You're the asshole. +[1549.560 --> 1553.600] You deliberately deleted emails despite knowing she wanted to be sure of the details because +[1553.600 --> 1555.600] you found it annoying that she asked. +[1555.600 --> 1560.200] As a result, she missed what was almost certainly the main part of the gift for her, the chance +[1560.200 --> 1564.080] to meet the artist, which was also the point of buying the VIP package. +[1564.080 --> 1566.400] So you wasted your money too. +[1566.400 --> 1569.240] It's like jokes on you. +[1569.240 --> 1572.560] It's like sticking your hand in a dog's mouth and then complaining you got bit. +[1572.560 --> 1573.560] Exactly. +[1573.560 --> 1575.040] What do you think is going to happen? +[1575.040 --> 1576.040] Yeah. +[1576.040 --> 1580.080] Then you patronizingly told her that there wasn't a chance you'd do something else when +[1580.080 --> 1583.840] she was trying to salvage some measure of specialness out of her room night. +[1583.840 --> 1584.840] Bingo. +[1584.920 --> 1588.760] Ignorant and bigoted generalization that cities are full of crime acted like a petulant +[1588.760 --> 1593.760] child when she didn't want to go to the bar near your apartment, which isn't exactly +[1593.760 --> 1596.920] a special or memorable thing to do if you go there all the time. +[1596.920 --> 1601.000] And finally, you misrepresented the whole thing as being about you, not being sufficiently +[1601.000 --> 1602.880] enthusiastic about the band. +[1602.880 --> 1603.880] Yep. +[1603.880 --> 1604.880] This isn't about you tolerating the night out. +[1604.880 --> 1606.480] It's about you ruining it. +[1606.480 --> 1610.480] The fact your girlfriend just got quiet and withdrawn instead of pushing back worries +[1610.480 --> 1615.560] me that you've got a history of losing your cool that makes her afraid for her safety +[1615.560 --> 1618.560] if she speaks out. +[1618.560 --> 1620.080] There might be some merits of that. +[1620.080 --> 1623.120] Okay, maybe, maybe I'm not just crediting that. +[1623.120 --> 1624.120] Yeah. +[1624.120 --> 1627.120] But the reason I don't, I think we need to be careful with that is because I have been +[1627.120 --> 1632.600] in this situation where a boyfriend has soured an entire evening for me. +[1632.600 --> 1636.560] And I got so disappointed that I was like, I had the exact reaction of her and there was +[1636.560 --> 1640.360] no history of like abuse or fear for like my safety. +[1640.360 --> 1646.080] It's more just like you are so utterly disappointed that you just shut down. +[1646.080 --> 1648.600] So I'm not saying that is not true. +[1648.600 --> 1653.360] I just don't want to say that that is the only reason why she could have acted that way. +[1653.360 --> 1655.560] But it's something to consider. +[1655.560 --> 1658.040] And also the he raises another point that I wanted to touch on. +[1658.040 --> 1659.520] I'm like, I'm not done bitching about him. +[1659.520 --> 1660.520] The crime in the city. +[1660.520 --> 1661.520] The crime in the city. +[1661.520 --> 1662.520] Okay. +[1662.520 --> 1663.520] Everyone talks about Minneapolis like that. +[1663.520 --> 1665.520] And it's, yeah, but here's the thing. +[1665.520 --> 1666.520] Period. +[1666.520 --> 1668.000] Like whatever you think, whatever, that's fine. +[1668.000 --> 1669.200] That's your opinion. +[1669.200 --> 1670.200] Every city is going to have crime. +[1670.200 --> 1672.360] That's just no matter where you go. +[1672.360 --> 1675.640] Then don't go to a concert in the city. +[1675.640 --> 1678.640] If it's so crime written, stay with the city. +[1678.640 --> 1679.640] Same with the games. +[1679.640 --> 1680.640] Don't even go to the concert. +[1680.640 --> 1681.640] Why did you pick the concert? +[1681.640 --> 1682.640] Pick something else. +[1682.640 --> 1683.640] Go stay in your hometown. +[1683.640 --> 1685.200] I hate when people do the shit like that. +[1685.200 --> 1686.200] They're like cherry pickers. +[1686.200 --> 1687.200] Yes. +[1687.200 --> 1688.200] Yes. +[1688.200 --> 1689.760] They want to do something. +[1689.760 --> 1690.920] And it's like, it's okay. +[1690.920 --> 1692.560] But that's where I draw the line. +[1692.560 --> 1698.120] It's like, if the city itself is unsafe, then the crime does not red line. +[1698.120 --> 1701.920] So the concert venue is no different than the bar across the street. +[1701.920 --> 1702.920] Crime is crime. +[1702.920 --> 1703.920] It does not know borders. +[1703.920 --> 1705.320] It's the same calculated risk. +[1705.320 --> 1706.320] Correct. +[1706.320 --> 1707.320] It's the same radius. +[1707.320 --> 1709.080] So just stay out of the city then if that's your argument. +[1709.080 --> 1710.080] I agree. +[1710.080 --> 1711.080] I hate when people do that. +[1711.080 --> 1712.080] I know. +[1712.080 --> 1713.080] There's a lot. +[1713.080 --> 1717.040] Like I think it's really hard because like everyone's like, I think it's like COVID +[1717.040 --> 1718.960] definitely like heightened crime everywhere. +[1718.960 --> 1719.960] Yes. +[1719.960 --> 1720.960] Like people are struggling more. +[1720.960 --> 1721.960] There's more robberies. +[1721.960 --> 1722.960] There's more this. +[1722.960 --> 1723.960] There's more that. +[1723.960 --> 1724.960] Like it's totally. +[1724.960 --> 1725.960] COVID has definitely changed, you know, crime stats. +[1726.200 --> 1730.280] But I think, you know, also people like, I don't know, I just like I hear it all the +[1730.280 --> 1733.080] time where it's like, oh, you shouldn't go downtown Minneapolis. +[1733.080 --> 1734.240] Like people are getting shot. +[1734.240 --> 1736.640] It's like, I live in a lay. +[1736.640 --> 1737.640] Yeah. +[1737.640 --> 1739.480] Like that's every day here too. +[1739.480 --> 1740.480] Every day. +[1740.480 --> 1741.480] Chicago. +[1741.480 --> 1742.480] Yeah. +[1742.480 --> 1743.480] That's every day in Chicago. +[1743.480 --> 1744.480] Yeah. +[1744.480 --> 1745.480] It's not right. +[1745.480 --> 1746.480] It's not going to happen. +[1746.480 --> 1747.480] It's sad. +[1747.480 --> 1748.480] But also like, that's just kind of like a major city. +[1748.480 --> 1751.000] You're always going to have stuff in a major city. +[1751.000 --> 1752.000] Yeah. +[1752.000 --> 1753.000] I agree with that. +[1753.000 --> 1754.520] And I'm in no way arguing the stat. +[1754.520 --> 1758.520] Your city they are in could very well be crime rate and then very unsafe. +[1758.520 --> 1760.520] My point is, then you shouldn't even be there at all. +[1760.520 --> 1761.520] Yeah. +[1761.520 --> 1764.440] If that's what you truly believe, stay out of the city altogether. +[1764.440 --> 1766.240] It's all it's all it. +[1766.240 --> 1767.240] Yeah. +[1767.240 --> 1768.240] Yeah. +[1768.240 --> 1769.240] Yeah. +[1769.240 --> 1773.280] A lot of comments from OP though, someone goes basically highlighting the fact I assured +[1773.280 --> 1775.040] her I would check, which you didn't. +[1775.040 --> 1776.040] You didn't. +[1776.040 --> 1778.040] Instead, I was too busy with work. +[1778.040 --> 1779.280] So someone responds to his point. +[1779.280 --> 1783.040] He made and goes, I mean, at this point of the story, you're already a total jacket. +[1783.040 --> 1784.040] Yeah. +[1784.040 --> 1786.400] I kind of believe an actual person would write that sentence. +[1786.400 --> 1791.000] You go out in the city and in the comments, you explain, you work in the city and you +[1791.000 --> 1792.960] had your fill of the city. +[1792.960 --> 1794.160] Well, she hasn't. +[1794.160 --> 1796.160] You really do just think about yourself. +[1796.160 --> 1801.480] And they go on to say a bunch of other stuff and OP responds, he goes, this is 100% real. +[1801.480 --> 1802.480] I own that. +[1802.480 --> 1803.640] I totally fucked up on Friday night. +[1803.640 --> 1807.320] The look on her face when the bouncer told us that the meat and greet was an hour before +[1807.320 --> 1809.600] was a mixture of surprise, then sadness. +[1809.600 --> 1813.880] The bouncer pointed us towards the merchandise table where our VIP package, a tote bag with +[1813.880 --> 1816.560] VIP only merchandise, was stowed away. +[1816.560 --> 1819.280] She lit up because we both received one. +[1819.280 --> 1823.800] On Saturday, she told me that she didn't want to come off as ungrateful because overall +[1823.800 --> 1825.640] she was happy we were there. +[1825.640 --> 1829.000] Up to that point, she accepted that mistakes happen. +[1829.000 --> 1832.000] She brought up that when we were sitting in my car when she was going through the tote +[1832.000 --> 1838.480] bag, did I remember when she found the VIP lanyard that for her was when it sunk in how +[1838.480 --> 1841.880] disappointed she was and she was too upset to speak to me. +[1842.880 --> 1845.000] It's really sad. +[1845.000 --> 1849.440] I think that the girlfriend is being very charitable. +[1849.440 --> 1850.840] Oh, yeah. +[1850.840 --> 1853.200] I think that he is with a major asshole. +[1853.200 --> 1857.120] I don't think I would have let him off as easily, to be honest with you. +[1857.120 --> 1863.520] I just don't understand why he even wrote it because in the comments, like he literally +[1863.520 --> 1866.560] someone goes, you're the asshole in such a large way. +[1866.560 --> 1870.280] The whole, I just deleted the emails and told her whatever because she was asking too +[1870.280 --> 1875.000] much about what time to be there is such a what the fuck moment anyways. +[1875.000 --> 1878.560] And so OP responds, my girlfriend does value herself. +[1878.560 --> 1882.880] She is one of the most selfless, compassionate and non-confrontational people I know. +[1882.880 --> 1886.720] The issue is less about her standards, which are quite high and more how massively I +[1886.720 --> 1887.720] fucked up. +[1887.720 --> 1892.200] And I accept that our relationship may or may not ever truly recover from this. +[1892.200 --> 1893.200] Wow. +[1893.200 --> 1898.960] So it's like, did it really take you Reddit to realize, like even typing it out, like +[1898.960 --> 1902.280] carrying what he typed out, like I just deleted the emails. +[1902.280 --> 1903.600] You were so careless. +[1903.600 --> 1904.600] Yeah. +[1904.600 --> 1907.240] You really didn't care to even just glance at an email. +[1907.240 --> 1911.560] One thing to me is like missing an email, but you were fully deleting emails without +[1911.560 --> 1912.560] even reading them. +[1912.560 --> 1918.760] If I know, that would give me, yeah, if I know that I'm going to like an LA Lakers game, +[1918.760 --> 1924.440] I know I'm going, I bought tickets and I'm getting emails about LA Lakers, I'm not deleting +[1924.440 --> 1925.440] those. +[1925.440 --> 1928.080] I'm reading every single one to make sure I'm not missing anything. +[1928.080 --> 1929.080] So crazy. +[1929.080 --> 1930.080] It's crazy. +[1930.080 --> 1933.280] Don't bitch about how much money you spent because you flush it down the drain. +[1933.280 --> 1934.280] Yeah. +[1934.280 --> 1935.280] Sorry. +[1935.280 --> 1936.920] I just, I really feel for her. +[1936.920 --> 1937.920] I do too. +[1937.920 --> 1941.520] Shit experience and she deserves better. +[1941.520 --> 1942.520] Yeah. +[1942.520 --> 1943.520] I think he should run it back. +[1943.520 --> 1946.800] If you genuinely, I mean, there'd be a mulligan. +[1946.800 --> 1950.360] I think there's like deep rooted issues here though to be honest. +[1950.360 --> 1954.000] It signals to me more than just like you were careless one night. +[1954.000 --> 1959.560] I think he's like, maybe needs to rethink the way that he prioritizes her in his life +[1959.560 --> 1960.800] and her interests. +[1960.800 --> 1961.800] Yeah. +[1961.800 --> 1963.800] But he definitely owes her more than a night out. +[1963.800 --> 1965.040] I'll say that much. +[1965.040 --> 1966.040] Yeah. +[1966.040 --> 1971.520] I mean, I just, I think it kind of, you know, everyone has their flaws and sometimes +[1971.520 --> 1975.720] people can be self-centered and just not as self-aware as others. +[1975.720 --> 1981.560] But like, to give you an example, like I had Coachella tickets one year and went with +[1981.560 --> 1986.520] like a girls trip and on the last night, I couldn't go see the headliners. +[1986.520 --> 1992.560] Like I couldn't go that day at all because I had my last week of my like OT internship +[1992.560 --> 1993.880] the next day. +[1993.880 --> 1996.240] And so I was like, I can't, like I just can't do it. +[1996.240 --> 1997.520] I'd already lost my voice. +[1997.520 --> 1998.520] I was already a hot mass. +[1998.520 --> 2002.000] Like I cannot go out and see Ariana Grande. +[2002.000 --> 2004.840] And I called like Justin and just like, what was just like crying about it? +[2004.840 --> 2006.680] Like I was so sad because photo. +[2006.680 --> 2009.240] Well, she was just like my one of my favorite artists. +[2009.240 --> 2010.920] Like still is up there. +[2010.920 --> 2012.960] And so it was so disappointing. +[2012.960 --> 2015.440] And he like was like, you know, don't worry about it. +[2015.440 --> 2017.320] Like he's like, you know what we're going to do? +[2017.320 --> 2018.640] I'm going to take you to Chicago. +[2018.640 --> 2021.160] We're going to go to Lala Paloza and we'll see her there. +[2021.160 --> 2022.160] Oh, did you? +[2022.160 --> 2023.160] Yeah. +[2023.160 --> 2024.160] Oh, that's so cute. +[2024.160 --> 2027.520] And so like, let me be flew across the country and he took me to Lala and like we went +[2027.520 --> 2028.520] to our and it was amazing. +[2028.520 --> 2033.640] So it's like, again, it kind of boils down like if he wants to, he will. +[2033.640 --> 2040.960] And so it's like if he lacks the bear, like care for his girlfriend and her experience, +[2040.960 --> 2045.280] like just let her off the hook. +[2045.280 --> 2046.280] Yeah. +[2046.280 --> 2048.680] He maybe she'll realize before. +[2048.680 --> 2049.680] Yeah. +[2049.680 --> 2051.280] I think she deserves better. +[2051.280 --> 2052.280] I don't know. +[2052.280 --> 2053.280] It's hard to say. +[2053.280 --> 2054.280] We don't know that much about this couple. +[2054.280 --> 2055.280] No. +[2055.280 --> 2059.280] Based on this isolated event, I'm not liking his vibe. +[2059.280 --> 2060.920] I will agree with that. +[2060.920 --> 2061.920] Moving along. +[2061.920 --> 2062.920] Okay. +[2062.920 --> 2065.160] It's from true off my chest. +[2065.160 --> 2066.160] I love that. +[2066.160 --> 2067.160] I read it. +[2067.160 --> 2071.240] I saw my husband and my sister naked in my kitchen. +[2071.240 --> 2072.760] Okay. +[2072.760 --> 2074.000] I can't move. +[2074.000 --> 2078.600] If I move, it becomes real and I have to accept what I saw and think of what's next. +[2078.600 --> 2083.040] I came home from work early and saw my sister's car thinking maybe she was dropping off some +[2083.040 --> 2085.200] food from her job, but no. +[2085.200 --> 2089.760] I walk in and see my husband and sister naked in my kitchen. +[2089.760 --> 2091.520] The kitchen I paid for. +[2091.520 --> 2095.040] As soon as I registered what I saw, I got into my car and left. +[2095.040 --> 2100.440] I kept driving, just driving, driving, driving until I found the hotel I'm at now. +[2100.440 --> 2102.000] I don't want to believe it. +[2102.000 --> 2103.600] I don't know what to do. +[2103.600 --> 2107.760] My sister, my only family, and my best friend. +[2107.760 --> 2112.320] The one who's supposed to be there for me and support me, my husband, my person, my +[2112.320 --> 2113.400] other half. +[2113.400 --> 2116.040] The one who's supposed to love and respect me. +[2116.040 --> 2119.640] The two most important people in my life have ruined everything. +[2119.640 --> 2121.560] I've blocked them both on my phone. +[2121.560 --> 2124.960] I don't want to hear any of the bullshit excuses they've come up with. +[2124.960 --> 2126.640] I don't want to confront this. +[2126.640 --> 2130.440] I want to go back to this morning when everything was fine. +[2130.440 --> 2134.520] Well, you can't run from your problems. +[2134.520 --> 2138.040] Start there. +[2138.040 --> 2139.040] That is really shitty. +[2139.040 --> 2141.840] I'm a little confused. +[2141.840 --> 2146.520] I don't think I could just get my car and drive away. +[2146.520 --> 2148.640] I think I would. +[2148.640 --> 2150.640] Why? +[2150.640 --> 2155.240] I have an example of a time where I got really pissed off and I just got my car and left. +[2155.240 --> 2156.560] This is so dramatic. +[2156.560 --> 2159.360] I can't believe I'm admitting this one. +[2159.360 --> 2163.640] Justin, his dad bought this super-super-hot chocolate. +[2163.640 --> 2164.640] It's hot. +[2164.640 --> 2165.640] It's spicy. +[2165.640 --> 2168.880] It's like the hottest chocolate in the world. +[2168.880 --> 2171.640] There's a bunch of food that's hot challenges. +[2171.640 --> 2176.120] His dad gave him one little cube of this chocolate bar. +[2176.120 --> 2180.320] I told him I was like, please let me watch you eat that. +[2180.320 --> 2182.320] Just come on. +[2182.320 --> 2184.800] Don't do it without me. +[2184.800 --> 2190.960] We were sitting there and over the course of two hours, him and his friend Jake were +[2190.960 --> 2192.440] like, should we eat it? +[2192.440 --> 2193.440] Should we not eat it? +[2193.440 --> 2194.440] Should we eat it? +[2194.440 --> 2195.760] I was just like, okay, they're not going to eat it. +[2195.760 --> 2196.760] Whatever. +[2196.760 --> 2197.760] We're going there. +[2197.760 --> 2198.760] Yeah. +[2198.760 --> 2199.760] I was at the house. +[2199.760 --> 2200.760] Okay. +[2200.760 --> 2203.160] I go into the room and this is so toxic. +[2203.160 --> 2204.840] I can't believe I handled it this way. +[2204.840 --> 2208.000] I go into the room and I'm just hanging out and him and Jake and his friend are still +[2208.000 --> 2209.000] in the kitchen. +[2209.000 --> 2211.160] All of a sudden, he comes in where he ate it. +[2211.160 --> 2212.840] He's like, oh my God, it's so hot. +[2212.840 --> 2215.040] I go, you fucking did it without me. +[2215.040 --> 2216.040] Are you serious? +[2216.040 --> 2217.360] I literally just asked. +[2217.360 --> 2222.040] So many times, I sat there for two hours waiting for you to eat this fucking chocolate +[2222.040 --> 2223.040] and you did it without me. +[2223.040 --> 2224.520] I was just like, I just got to go. +[2224.520 --> 2225.520] I just need a minute. +[2225.520 --> 2226.520] I got to go. +[2226.520 --> 2228.520] I take my keys and go get in my car and drive away. +[2228.520 --> 2229.520] Okay. +[2229.520 --> 2230.720] That was actually not that bad. +[2230.720 --> 2231.920] I think that's fine. +[2231.920 --> 2232.920] I think it's okay. +[2232.920 --> 2234.240] I was like, how did you do it? +[2234.240 --> 2235.240] It's okay. +[2235.240 --> 2236.240] Is that the best response? +[2236.240 --> 2237.240] No. +[2237.240 --> 2238.240] But I think that's okay. +[2238.240 --> 2239.240] It was so annoying. +[2239.240 --> 2240.240] You took up, you needed a moment and you took it. +[2240.240 --> 2241.240] That's okay. +[2241.240 --> 2242.240] So I think that's like with this. +[2242.240 --> 2243.240] It's like, no, it's not. +[2243.240 --> 2244.240] And that's how you lie. +[2244.240 --> 2245.240] No, it's not. +[2245.240 --> 2246.240] And I'll tell you why. +[2246.240 --> 2248.240] I just think I would handle this the same way because what else do you do? +[2248.240 --> 2249.240] Kill him? +[2249.240 --> 2250.240] No, you sit there. +[2250.240 --> 2255.560] First of all, why would you drive away and give them a chance to create a narrative? +[2255.560 --> 2258.520] Sit, walk in and ask them, what's up? +[2258.520 --> 2259.520] What's going on? +[2259.520 --> 2263.960] Watch them scramble to come up with a reason as to why they're standing like that. +[2263.960 --> 2267.360] I think it's not like a map out of map. +[2267.360 --> 2268.360] You know what I mean? +[2268.360 --> 2269.360] Like watching people squirm. +[2269.360 --> 2270.360] It's satisfaction. +[2270.360 --> 2275.920] Well, I just think that there's these situations can be so easily manipulated. +[2275.920 --> 2279.760] And when your emotions are so in it, you can gaslight yourself and you can let others +[2279.760 --> 2284.320] that you love so dearly to people that you trust and love so much can really fuck +[2284.320 --> 2286.440] with you mentally and gaslight you. +[2286.440 --> 2288.440] So don't give them even the opportunity. +[2288.440 --> 2289.880] Walk in there and just confront it. +[2289.880 --> 2294.080] The difference between you and your situation is there was no gray area. +[2294.080 --> 2295.080] You were upset. +[2295.080 --> 2296.480] He did something you left. +[2296.480 --> 2298.840] When you come back, the story is still the same. +[2298.840 --> 2300.160] This is different. +[2300.160 --> 2305.520] You left and you robbed yourself of the opportunity of pretty much confronting them in the act +[2305.520 --> 2307.920] because they can just deny, deny, and I twist it. +[2307.920 --> 2311.480] I don't know how you can deny me and but ask naked in the kitchen with you. +[2311.480 --> 2313.160] Your brother-in-law would be shocked. +[2313.160 --> 2314.160] The things to you. +[2314.160 --> 2315.160] Oh my God. +[2315.240 --> 2316.960] You won't believe what happened. +[2316.960 --> 2321.240] There's a nest of fire ants fell into the kitchen. +[2321.240 --> 2324.880] I mean, you wouldn't believe the things people can come up with. +[2324.880 --> 2329.400] And I know it sounds crazy to you and I know we're laughing, but I'm serious. +[2329.400 --> 2330.800] I mean, yeah, we should have happened. +[2330.800 --> 2332.280] I know there's no way to spend this. +[2332.280 --> 2334.040] I mean, you saw what you saw. +[2334.040 --> 2336.240] How do you really rationalize that? +[2336.240 --> 2337.560] I get that. +[2337.560 --> 2343.480] But you left and now it's kind of open to interpretation and when you do have to confront +[2343.480 --> 2346.200] this because you can only hide in that hotel for so long. +[2346.200 --> 2350.040] You eventually have to come back to reality and face what you saw. +[2350.040 --> 2355.120] And now they can kind of like, I don't know, massage that and why. +[2355.120 --> 2356.680] Just I don't know. +[2356.680 --> 2357.920] And it's true. +[2357.920 --> 2363.920] I would love like, I immediately, like, I just have this image of like her porn or self-aggloss +[2363.920 --> 2369.320] of wine and just sitting in a chair staring at them with just like this like, so yeah, +[2369.320 --> 2372.040] tell me, tell me what this is all about. +[2372.040 --> 2375.360] But almost like the satisfaction of watching them squirm. +[2375.360 --> 2376.360] Right. +[2376.360 --> 2378.560] That's like because that's all that's all you could get from that. +[2378.560 --> 2379.560] Right. +[2379.560 --> 2382.240] Like besides the heartbreak and the devastation and whatever. +[2382.240 --> 2384.960] And that sounds evil and that's not my point either. +[2384.960 --> 2389.680] Like I'm not here to honestly, though, sometimes like create anymore chaos. +[2389.680 --> 2390.680] But I don't know. +[2390.680 --> 2392.560] I mean, if that's your cup of tea, then sure, why not? +[2392.560 --> 2394.320] I mean, at that point, you have nothing to lose. +[2394.320 --> 2400.520] But I'm more so come from the perspective of I've just, I've been in a situation where +[2400.520 --> 2403.400] I've been so heavily ghastly and manipulated and like, what do you mean? +[2403.400 --> 2404.400] You didn't see that? +[2404.400 --> 2405.720] Like you didn't see this. +[2405.720 --> 2411.720] And it's just so much easier when you can confront it and say like, I'm standing right here. +[2411.720 --> 2412.720] Make it make sense. +[2412.720 --> 2413.720] Kind of thing. +[2413.720 --> 2414.720] Yeah. +[2414.720 --> 2418.920] And then it's harder and you kind of allow it gives you what you need to walk away and move +[2418.920 --> 2419.920] on. +[2419.920 --> 2420.920] That is true. +[2420.920 --> 2421.920] And confront it. +[2421.920 --> 2424.720] Now she's like going inspiring and thinking of all the different narratives and. +[2424.720 --> 2425.720] Yeah. +[2426.720 --> 2433.480] It is still a, a username is still there, not deleted, not suspended, not removed yet. +[2433.480 --> 2443.720] So yeah, the comment that OP responds to the only one is from someone that says the quote, +[2443.720 --> 2447.040] my only family part is what hit me hard. +[2447.040 --> 2453.200] I'm so sorry, OP and OP responds and goes, yeah, we cut contact with our abusive parents +[2453.200 --> 2454.200] seven years ago. +[2454.200 --> 2457.120] I thought we were supposed to have each other's backs always. +[2457.120 --> 2458.120] Yeah. +[2458.120 --> 2459.120] It's really sad. +[2459.120 --> 2463.160] I mean, I know we just went on a tangent about how she handled it and I don't mean to +[2463.160 --> 2466.560] like victim lame or anything like that because it's missing the point. +[2466.560 --> 2469.200] Like, yeah, she that that is incredibly fucked up. +[2469.200 --> 2476.840] I can't even imagine the pain that you would feel and just like her, you know, escapism +[2476.840 --> 2482.600] here is because that's so traumatic and painful that you can't even begin to process it. +[2483.240 --> 2484.720] Because how do you move on after that? +[2486.720 --> 2490.120] Like some now you, well, like you are completely alone, you're completely alone. +[2490.120 --> 2494.240] When your family wrongs you, you turned to like your partner, your partner wrongs you, +[2494.240 --> 2496.040] you turned to your family. +[2496.040 --> 2501.520] But when you're only family and your partner wrong you together, I don't get it. +[2501.520 --> 2506.520] That's that's something that I really don't understand because it's like, there's so +[2506.520 --> 2509.000] many other people on this planet. +[2509.000 --> 2512.120] And it's like, yeah, you obviously like you're going to feel connected to your brother +[2512.120 --> 2516.080] and your family and like, especially if you cut off your parents, like you guys are close. +[2516.080 --> 2523.880] I'm sure like three little amigos, but like to covet your sister's husband, like he's +[2523.880 --> 2524.880] replaceable. +[2524.880 --> 2525.880] She's not. +[2525.880 --> 2526.880] That's your sister. +[2526.880 --> 2530.080] I would never understand that phenomenon. +[2530.080 --> 2531.080] No, why? +[2531.080 --> 2532.080] It's really weird. +[2532.080 --> 2533.080] Yeah. +[2533.080 --> 2537.080] Why people go after people who are taken or what I don't know. +[2537.080 --> 2538.080] Some people could join it. +[2538.080 --> 2539.080] Yeah. +[2539.080 --> 2542.800] I really do get satisfaction in being the other person. +[2542.800 --> 2543.800] Yeah. +[2543.800 --> 2547.960] I think like the Adam Levine thing and the the sonder girl or whatever her name was. +[2547.960 --> 2548.960] I don't know. +[2548.960 --> 2552.640] I think her coming out and being like, I was the other woman. +[2552.640 --> 2556.720] I was dating a man that's married to a victorious secret model. +[2556.720 --> 2561.520] It's like, you're proud because like what are you coming out here? +[2561.520 --> 2562.520] What are you looking for? +[2562.520 --> 2563.520] Right. +[2563.520 --> 2564.520] What are you looking for? +[2564.520 --> 2565.520] Like, yeah. +[2565.520 --> 2566.920] I'll never, I don't know. +[2566.920 --> 2567.920] I struggle with that. +[2567.920 --> 2575.240] I struggle with like why why go for somebody that's dating married intimate with like your +[2575.240 --> 2577.040] family member, your friends. +[2577.040 --> 2578.040] I don't get that. +[2578.040 --> 2579.040] I really don't. +[2579.040 --> 2585.920] I just don't I I understand in like a little bit like, oh, it's it was a one night stand. +[2585.920 --> 2587.280] Like you both were really drunk. +[2587.280 --> 2589.720] You didn't know he was married at the time or whatever. +[2589.720 --> 2590.720] Okay. +[2590.720 --> 2591.720] Whatever it is. +[2591.720 --> 2595.480] But then like to go back again and again and again, it's like he's supposed to be married +[2595.480 --> 2599.120] to this person and you're the other person. +[2599.120 --> 2604.360] Like how would you if you did want to turn that into a long term relationship? +[2604.360 --> 2606.200] How do you trust them? +[2606.200 --> 2608.440] I know in what they did to their partner. +[2608.440 --> 2609.440] Right. +[2609.440 --> 2610.440] It's like that saying like you lose them. +[2610.440 --> 2612.400] How you get them or something like that. +[2612.400 --> 2613.400] I don't know. +[2613.400 --> 2616.720] It's a phenomenon that just fascinates me because it happens so often. +[2616.720 --> 2618.800] And I can't understand it. +[2618.800 --> 2620.840] I genuinely can't and I'm not passing judgment. +[2620.840 --> 2623.200] Like there has to be some type of psychological. +[2623.200 --> 2624.200] They're fast too. +[2624.200 --> 2625.200] Yeah. +[2625.240 --> 2626.360] So many people fall into it. +[2626.360 --> 2627.360] I know. +[2627.360 --> 2631.780] You know, I know I can name at least a couple of people who I know personally have or are +[2631.780 --> 2634.200] messing around with married people. +[2634.200 --> 2636.640] And it's I don't get the end game. +[2636.640 --> 2637.640] Yeah. +[2637.640 --> 2638.640] I don't get it. +[2638.640 --> 2639.640] I don't get it. +[2639.640 --> 2643.640] Some people just need some fucking hobbies. +[2643.640 --> 2649.120] I got told I need some fucking hobbies. +[2649.120 --> 2652.920] You're pretty busy but like maybe maybe some more cathartic Zen hobbies. +[2652.920 --> 2654.680] Like do you want to take a pottery class? +[2654.680 --> 2658.160] I took ceramics in high school and I wasn't really that good at it. +[2658.160 --> 2660.680] You don't have to be good to enjoy it. +[2660.680 --> 2662.680] You've saw me freak out at the tide. +[2662.680 --> 2663.920] You did really good though. +[2663.920 --> 2665.280] Your tide I told was the best one. +[2665.280 --> 2667.520] And did you see any of the other pieces? +[2667.520 --> 2668.520] No. +[2668.520 --> 2669.520] Why? +[2669.520 --> 2670.520] Because they sucked. +[2670.520 --> 2672.520] I need to see them to believe that you're probably being taken on your show. +[2672.520 --> 2673.920] No, I swear I had to throw the t-shirt away. +[2673.920 --> 2674.920] It was actually so bad. +[2674.920 --> 2675.920] I'm sorry. +[2675.920 --> 2676.920] We would have given it to someone. +[2676.920 --> 2677.920] Shit. +[2677.920 --> 2678.920] Oh wait. +[2678.920 --> 2679.920] No, I don't think I did throw it away for that reason. +[2679.920 --> 2680.920] You're right. +[2680.920 --> 2681.920] I don't think I threw it away. +[2681.920 --> 2682.920] I don't be wasteful. +[2682.920 --> 2683.920] I'm sorry. +[2683.960 --> 2687.080] I don't do well with projects. +[2687.080 --> 2688.040] Tell me a picture when you get home. +[2688.040 --> 2688.880] I don't believe you. +[2688.880 --> 2689.880] I will. +[2689.880 --> 2690.880] You don't believe me. +[2690.880 --> 2691.880] We're giving it away. +[2691.880 --> 2692.880] Don't throw it away. +[2692.880 --> 2693.880] OK, OK. +[2693.880 --> 2697.720] The top comment on this one was unblock them and just let their calls go to voicemail. +[2697.720 --> 2700.840] Turn the ringer off for each of them in your contacts. +[2700.840 --> 2705.160] That way you can get recorded proof of their apologies and excuses via voicemail. +[2705.160 --> 2707.480] You may need that type of proof for your divorce. +[2707.480 --> 2708.480] OK, that's enough. +[2708.480 --> 2709.480] Thank you. +[2709.480 --> 2713.880] If you're going to file for divorce, like I hate to be super transactional. +[2713.880 --> 2714.880] About these things. +[2714.880 --> 2716.200] Because at this point you kind of need to be. +[2716.200 --> 2718.800] You have to, like, I set it on like the first episode I was ever on. +[2718.800 --> 2720.360] Like, you need to build your case. +[2720.360 --> 2721.160] You really do. +[2721.160 --> 2725.360] And I'm sorry, but when all is said and done, you still have to face life. +[2725.360 --> 2729.200] And if you're going to divorce this person, you have to leave this person. +[2729.200 --> 2734.800] You have to have your story and your facts aligned. +[2734.800 --> 2735.320] Yeah. +[2735.320 --> 2738.800] So you could have caught them, maybe even snapped a photo. +[2739.800 --> 2740.800] I know. +[2740.800 --> 2745.040] A lot of people don't have such an easy way to catch cheaters. +[2745.040 --> 2749.880] But again, it's just, it's a fucking shock of it all. +[2749.880 --> 2750.880] Oh, yeah. +[2750.880 --> 2751.880] I don't know what I would do. +[2751.880 --> 2753.640] Because I, I don't know. +[2753.640 --> 2757.080] Justin could technically cheat with my little sister, but there's quite the age gap between +[2757.080 --> 2758.080] us. +[2758.080 --> 2759.080] So it's like eight years. +[2759.080 --> 2760.080] So that wouldn't happen. +[2760.080 --> 2763.480] But I can't even imagine like walking on him with like one of my friends. +[2763.480 --> 2765.000] And it's like, that's what I'm thinking. +[2765.000 --> 2769.640] Like friends as like we're all close as we would be his family almost. +[2769.640 --> 2774.560] So it's like, I honestly, or might go back get my car and drive it into the house. +[2774.560 --> 2776.080] Like I don't know what I would do. +[2776.080 --> 2778.320] What do you realistically think you would do? +[2778.320 --> 2780.320] Um, I know it's a hard thing to think about. +[2780.320 --> 2782.080] I do kind of stand with what I said. +[2782.080 --> 2784.080] I think I would react in the very same way. +[2784.080 --> 2785.080] Yeah. +[2785.080 --> 2790.320] Because I think there's something also to be said like in like they don't know what you're +[2790.320 --> 2794.880] doing when you drive away and let them like let them feel guilty that you're not +[2794.880 --> 2798.200] letting them have the anxiety of sitting there. +[2798.200 --> 2799.200] Where is she? +[2799.200 --> 2800.200] What's she going to say? +[2800.200 --> 2801.200] How is she going to react? +[2801.200 --> 2802.200] Is she okay? +[2802.200 --> 2803.200] What's she doing? +[2803.200 --> 2804.200] Because they do care about her. +[2804.200 --> 2805.200] Yeah. +[2805.200 --> 2806.200] Did they see her? +[2806.200 --> 2807.600] I guess maybe I missed that detail. +[2807.600 --> 2808.600] I think so. +[2808.600 --> 2810.200] I thought she just saw them. +[2810.200 --> 2815.440] No, I think she definitely walked in, saw them, and then like dipped out. +[2815.440 --> 2816.440] Okay. +[2816.440 --> 2817.440] Yeah. +[2817.440 --> 2819.240] I guess I didn't know that. +[2819.240 --> 2822.240] I thought that that kind of changes things on. +[2822.240 --> 2826.560] I thought she saw them like in the movies where like they see them. +[2826.560 --> 2827.560] Yeah. +[2827.560 --> 2828.560] And then you like leave. +[2828.560 --> 2829.560] Yeah. +[2829.560 --> 2836.480] No, I think they do know that she came in because of the fact that she blocked them. +[2836.480 --> 2839.160] And I don't want to hear any of their bullshit excuses they come up with. +[2839.160 --> 2840.160] Yeah. +[2840.160 --> 2843.160] So it does sound like they're like going to call her and all that. +[2843.160 --> 2844.160] Okay. +[2844.160 --> 2848.360] Well, that changes things a little bit. +[2848.360 --> 2849.360] I don't know what I would do. +[2849.360 --> 2850.800] That's a hard place to put yourself in. +[2850.800 --> 2855.720] Even if you think you know what you would do, your visceral emotions just kick in. +[2855.720 --> 2856.720] Yeah. +[2856.720 --> 2858.720] It's like your fight or flight response. +[2858.720 --> 2863.040] It's like, oh, we have this like perfect delivery plan for when you go into labor. +[2863.040 --> 2864.360] And then it's like, ah, it's happening. +[2864.360 --> 2866.280] And like all that's planned out the window. +[2866.280 --> 2867.280] Yeah. +[2867.280 --> 2869.840] So I don't know what I would do. +[2869.840 --> 2871.320] I don't think I would leave. +[2871.320 --> 2872.640] I don't think I'd like cause a rocket. +[2872.640 --> 2873.640] I don't think you would leave. +[2873.640 --> 2876.320] I think you would like immediately sit down and just stare at them. +[2876.320 --> 2877.320] I think I would too. +[2877.320 --> 2879.320] I think I'd pour myself a glass of wine and be like, am I interrupting? +[2879.320 --> 2880.320] I'm so sorry. +[2880.320 --> 2881.320] I don't think I'd leave. +[2881.320 --> 2882.320] Yeah. +[2882.320 --> 2884.040] Like I would, I'd probably just get sassy about it. +[2884.040 --> 2885.040] You absolutely would. +[2885.040 --> 2886.040] Yeah. +[2886.040 --> 2887.040] I can see it right now. +[2887.040 --> 2888.040] Yeah. +[2888.040 --> 2889.040] Oh, I'm so sorry. +[2889.040 --> 2890.040] Am I intruding? +[2890.040 --> 2891.040] Should I come back later? +[2891.040 --> 2892.040] Whew. +[2892.040 --> 2893.040] Well, I wish for the best. +[2893.040 --> 2894.560] I'll keep an eye on this one for updates. +[2894.560 --> 2898.840] And hopefully we get some news that she's doing okay and better. +[2898.840 --> 2901.840] And like, again, like this is just us shooting the shit. +[2901.840 --> 2907.520] Like however anyone's going to handle their situation in like any of these stories. +[2907.520 --> 2910.280] However they handle it, it's what's best for them in the moment. +[2910.280 --> 2911.280] Yeah. +[2911.280 --> 2912.280] There's no playbook. +[2912.280 --> 2915.080] This is however you handle it is the right way to handle it. +[2915.080 --> 2922.960] But if you can slow down and do what Alejandra is suggesting, I do think it would be very +[2922.960 --> 2926.240] saddest factory at the end of the day. +[2926.240 --> 2927.240] To what? +[2927.240 --> 2931.240] To just sit there with their glass of wine and watch them scramble to get their clothes. +[2931.240 --> 2932.240] Yeah. +[2932.240 --> 2934.600] And you're just like, you fucking bitches. +[2934.600 --> 2935.600] You motherfuckers. +[2935.600 --> 2938.920] Take me for a fool. +[2938.920 --> 2939.920] I know. +[2939.920 --> 2942.240] I just feel anger for her. +[2942.240 --> 2943.240] But then again, I don't know. +[2943.240 --> 2947.200] Look, I'm acting all like big and bad, but then that happens and it's like so hurtful +[2947.200 --> 2949.560] and you're in shock that you just have to leave. +[2949.560 --> 2951.640] So again, we're not really passing judgment. +[2951.640 --> 2952.640] I can't imagine. +[2952.640 --> 2953.640] I have been. +[2953.640 --> 2955.040] I have experienced infertility. +[2955.040 --> 2958.280] I have been fortunate enough to not have to witness it. +[2958.280 --> 2959.600] Thank God. +[2959.600 --> 2962.800] But I can't imagine how hard that would be, especially with like two people that means +[2962.800 --> 2964.320] so much to you. +[2964.320 --> 2965.320] Yeah. +[2965.320 --> 2967.320] No, thank you. +[2967.320 --> 2968.320] Yeah. +[2968.320 --> 2970.720] Up next. +[2970.720 --> 2974.600] This one is definitely going to leave you with some strong feelings. +[2974.600 --> 2975.920] So buckle up y'all. +[2975.920 --> 2978.040] Oh, shit. +[2978.040 --> 2982.560] Am I the asshole for not inviting my friend to my wedding because I didn't want to hurt +[2982.560 --> 2984.080] her feelings? +[2984.080 --> 2985.080] Okay. +[2985.080 --> 2986.080] Sorry. +[2986.080 --> 2992.640] I, 25 female, am engaged to my fiance, Nick, 38 male. +[2992.640 --> 2997.040] And we are getting married in a few months at a beautiful old mansion house, which used +[2997.040 --> 2999.560] to be next to a plantation. +[2999.560 --> 3002.800] It's pretty local to us and it's a stunning venue. +[3002.800 --> 3007.440] It's been my dream venue that I've wanted to be married at ever since middle school. +[3007.440 --> 3013.000] And I honestly didn't know the history of it until we started researching venues. +[3013.000 --> 3018.120] Just to make sure everyone knows, I think slavery is disgusting and the history is horrible, +[3018.120 --> 3022.720] but I think that we can try and bring good into the world by making happy memories and +[3022.720 --> 3025.560] bringing positive things to these kind of places. +[3025.560 --> 3030.760] I'm not here to debate my venue decision at all and that's all I have to say. +[3030.760 --> 3036.440] I have a very close friend, Adriana, also 25 female who I've known since kindergarten +[3036.440 --> 3038.400] and happens to be black. +[3038.400 --> 3039.880] She is a very... +[3039.880 --> 3041.680] She happens to be black. +[3041.680 --> 3043.160] Just say she's black. +[3043.160 --> 3044.160] That is weird. +[3044.160 --> 3045.160] It just happens. +[3045.160 --> 3046.160] No, just bad. +[3046.160 --> 3047.160] She's stupid. +[3047.160 --> 3048.160] She's stupid. +[3048.160 --> 3049.160] She will have it. +[3049.160 --> 3050.160] Like what? +[3050.160 --> 3051.160] Just she's black. +[3051.160 --> 3052.080] Say it how it is. +[3052.080 --> 3058.760] She is very active in terms of black rights causes and campaigning, which I think is amazing +[3058.760 --> 3060.520] and I admire her for it. +[3060.520 --> 3065.560] However, I know she would definitely not want to go to a wedding on a plantation and that +[3065.560 --> 3070.240] it would upset her a lot because she has different opinions from me and feels very strongly +[3070.240 --> 3072.320] about the history of these issues. +[3072.320 --> 3077.800] I decided not to invite her because I wanted to spare her any pain. +[3077.800 --> 3081.760] Adriana reached out to me a few days ago for coffee and asked why she hadn't received +[3081.760 --> 3086.040] an invitation when the rest of the group had and whether I was planning on making a special +[3086.040 --> 3089.840] invitation because she assumed she would be a bride's maid. +[3089.840 --> 3094.360] I tried to be really nice about it and gently explained to her why I hadn't invited her +[3094.360 --> 3099.280] and told her that I never expected her to come and didn't want to throw it in her face. +[3099.280 --> 3105.400] Adriana burst into tears and started yelling at me in public that why would I get married +[3105.400 --> 3109.880] somewhere like that and why would I exclude one of my closest friends just because I didn't +[3109.880 --> 3113.800] want her to make a scene at the wedding. +[3113.800 --> 3118.440] She asked me if I would reconsider changing my venue because she would love to come +[3118.440 --> 3126.640] but I told her that after embarrassing me, I didn't think she could behave at a wedding. +[3126.640 --> 3134.160] I think I just lost feeling in my jaw because I like my jaw drops so hard. +[3134.160 --> 3138.960] She left and said that she needed time to think about the friendship but I haven't heard +[3138.960 --> 3140.160] from her since. +[3140.160 --> 3143.920] The rest of my friend group and family think that I went about everything fine but maybe +[3143.920 --> 3145.200] a bit harshly. +[3145.200 --> 3149.400] And Adriana just needs time to understand where I'm coming from. +[3149.400 --> 3155.400] But some people who I invited and Adriana knows have RSVP'd know and I'm worried. +[3155.400 --> 3158.400] Am I the asshole? +[3158.400 --> 3162.760] OP? +[3162.760 --> 3165.200] You are not only an asshole. +[3165.200 --> 3167.520] You should be fucking worried. +[3168.520 --> 3174.960] You are an a colossal asshole on so many levels. +[3174.960 --> 3176.040] It is disgusting. +[3176.040 --> 3177.520] It's repulsive. +[3177.520 --> 3182.440] And just the ignorance, right? +[3182.440 --> 3186.280] And like, I don't know if that's just the white privilege in all of this. +[3186.280 --> 3187.280] Are they white? +[3187.280 --> 3188.280] Or white? +[3188.280 --> 3189.840] I guess the non-black privilege. +[3189.840 --> 3190.840] She could be white. +[3190.840 --> 3191.840] Like, you know? +[3191.840 --> 3192.840] She's obviously not black. +[3192.840 --> 3193.840] Yeah. +[3193.840 --> 3194.840] Otherwise. +[3194.840 --> 3196.640] I mean, honestly, we don't know that. +[3196.640 --> 3201.240] But I think it's a fair adventure to assume that she's not. +[3201.240 --> 3202.600] But again, we don't know that. +[3202.600 --> 3203.600] Yeah. +[3203.600 --> 3206.280] I'm going to check comments quick and see if there's anything. +[3206.280 --> 3207.280] Okay. +[3207.280 --> 3209.320] There are quite a few comments. +[3209.320 --> 3210.320] Okay. +[3210.320 --> 3213.360] I mean, we obviously have a black, she's white. +[3213.360 --> 3214.360] Okay. +[3214.360 --> 3215.360] She says that. +[3215.360 --> 3216.360] Yeah. +[3216.360 --> 3217.360] Okay. +[3217.360 --> 3218.360] Yeah. +[3218.360 --> 3219.360] Someone goes, I'll let, okay. +[3219.360 --> 3220.360] Essentially, I should have included in the post. +[3220.360 --> 3221.360] I'm not black. +[3221.360 --> 3222.360] I'm white. +[3222.360 --> 3223.360] Okay. +[3223.360 --> 3224.360] Got her response. +[3224.360 --> 3226.360] And that's a fair assumption based on the context that we got. +[3226.360 --> 3227.360] We're not going to generalize here. +[3227.360 --> 3228.360] We're not going to generalize here. +[3228.360 --> 3229.360] Holy fuck. +[3229.360 --> 3231.680] We're not going to jump to conclusions. +[3231.680 --> 3237.480] But what I will say, what I feel very comfortable saying, regardless of your skin color, is that +[3237.480 --> 3239.480] this person's an asshole. +[3239.480 --> 3243.680] And she doesn't give a single damn about her friend Adriana. +[3243.680 --> 3244.880] I'll tell you that much. +[3244.880 --> 3245.880] No. +[3245.880 --> 3247.680] You don't care at all about your friend. +[3247.680 --> 3249.200] You call this a close friend. +[3249.200 --> 3251.520] So close that this friend thinks that they would be a bridesmaid. +[3251.520 --> 3252.760] That is what got me. +[3252.760 --> 3253.760] What? +[3253.760 --> 3254.760] Oh. +[3254.760 --> 3262.640] This is how close the friend is that they were expecting to be a bridesmaid. +[3262.640 --> 3263.640] Can you imagine? +[3263.640 --> 3265.240] That would be me not inviting you to my wedding. +[3265.240 --> 3266.240] Yeah. +[3266.240 --> 3267.240] And you're like, sorry, Alejandra. +[3267.240 --> 3268.240] There's a weird history here. +[3268.240 --> 3269.240] And I just didn't think you'd appreciate it. +[3269.240 --> 3272.240] So you just not invite it. +[3272.240 --> 3273.240] What? +[3273.240 --> 3277.080] Also, the fact that you can acknowledge the dark history of your venue. +[3277.080 --> 3278.920] And I know that she doesn't want to debate the venue. +[3278.920 --> 3279.920] But you can't do that. +[3279.920 --> 3281.720] You can't just say, am I the asshole? +[3281.720 --> 3284.160] But this one minor details off limits. +[3284.160 --> 3285.160] I don't know. +[3285.160 --> 3286.160] It's not our limits here. +[3286.160 --> 3287.720] It's the whole context of the fucking thing. +[3287.720 --> 3290.240] It's very critical to the outcome here. +[3290.240 --> 3295.920] That is like, everyone can have an opinion on whether or not we can restore a venue that +[3295.920 --> 3299.080] has a dark history and it can be used for a different purpose moving forward. +[3299.080 --> 3300.080] Maybe so, sure. +[3300.080 --> 3301.080] But here's the thing. +[3301.080 --> 3304.600] You have a very, very close friend who you know feels strongly about these things. +[3304.600 --> 3305.600] Yeah. +[3305.600 --> 3308.200] And this is somebody who's been a part of your life and who thought they were going +[3308.200 --> 3310.920] to stand by your side on a very important day for you. +[3310.920 --> 3315.520] And you willingly and knowingly chose a venue that would be harmful to them. +[3315.520 --> 3316.880] You don't care about your friendship. +[3316.880 --> 3317.880] No, not at all. +[3317.880 --> 3323.360] I think the fact too that she does also try to separate it because it's not just like, +[3323.360 --> 3325.200] oh, it's a house on a plantation. +[3325.200 --> 3330.360] It's like a beautiful old mansion house which used to be next to a plantation. +[3330.360 --> 3332.360] It's like, not a no sweetie. +[3332.360 --> 3335.200] That was the slave owner's mansion. +[3335.200 --> 3337.080] That was their house. +[3337.080 --> 3338.720] It's not just a whole happenstance. +[3338.720 --> 3339.720] It's the neighboring farm. +[3339.720 --> 3340.720] Yeah. +[3341.720 --> 3342.720] Something different. +[3342.720 --> 3343.720] Yeah. +[3343.720 --> 3346.160] It was the owner's house. +[3346.160 --> 3347.160] Yes. +[3347.160 --> 3355.920] There's clearly a significance to the venue location and it has some type of negative history. +[3355.920 --> 3357.640] I wouldn't even want to get married there. +[3357.640 --> 3358.640] I wouldn't either. +[3358.640 --> 3362.000] I mean, it's hard for me to even put myself there because I wouldn't even want to get +[3362.000 --> 3363.000] married there. +[3363.000 --> 3364.000] No. +[3364.000 --> 3365.000] No. +[3365.000 --> 3367.280] And then if I have a close friend so close, like I'm thinking of the grip of people that +[3367.280 --> 3369.720] would be standing next to me on my wedding day. +[3369.720 --> 3374.840] And if I thought that any of them would be so hurt and offended by my venue, I don't +[3374.840 --> 3376.240] care how great that venue is. +[3376.240 --> 3377.920] There's a million other venues. +[3377.920 --> 3378.920] Yeah. +[3378.920 --> 3379.920] So many. +[3379.920 --> 3381.640] Do you know how many mansions there are in this world? +[3381.640 --> 3384.440] And like, oh, it's my dream to get married here. +[3384.440 --> 3385.440] Did she say that? +[3385.440 --> 3386.440] Yeah. +[3386.440 --> 3387.440] Okay. +[3387.440 --> 3388.440] I've been thinking about this since middle school. +[3388.440 --> 3389.440] It's like, oh, and you didn't know the history? +[3389.440 --> 3390.440] Yeah. +[3390.440 --> 3391.440] Also, right. +[3391.440 --> 3392.440] Here's the thing. +[3392.440 --> 3394.760] Again, she doesn't want to debate whether or not it's right wrong. +[3394.760 --> 3395.760] She can't even say that though. +[3395.760 --> 3396.760] I know. +[3396.760 --> 3397.760] Honestly, she can't. +[3397.760 --> 3398.760] She can't. +[3398.760 --> 3399.760] If you're saying that, it's such bullshit. +[3399.760 --> 3400.760] It's bullshit. +[3400.760 --> 3401.760] You can't even say that. +[3401.760 --> 3402.760] That's like, no, me. +[3402.760 --> 3403.760] People are going to come for you. +[3403.760 --> 3404.760] Right. +[3404.760 --> 3407.480] Like, oh, hey, I cheated on my boyfriend like three years ago. +[3407.480 --> 3408.480] We're not going to debate that. +[3408.480 --> 3410.760] But is it my the asshole for like breaking up with him? +[3410.760 --> 3413.520] Like, that is a critical detail to the whole picture. +[3413.520 --> 3417.720] You can't just say we're not going to debate this very important detail. +[3417.720 --> 3422.680] But I want to like put that to the side for just one second. +[3422.680 --> 3428.720] If this is your close friend, can't you sit them down and have a conversation? +[3428.720 --> 3434.240] And say, Adriana, I know that this is very near and dear to you and that this may be +[3434.240 --> 3435.240] hurtful. +[3435.240 --> 3437.720] But I want you, I want to talk this through with you. +[3437.720 --> 3438.720] Here's the situation. +[3438.720 --> 3439.720] There's a venue. +[3439.720 --> 3440.720] Here's the history. +[3440.720 --> 3442.760] I know it's not a history that you agree with. +[3442.760 --> 3444.920] I know that I might be hurtful. +[3444.920 --> 3448.360] As I'm saying this out loud, I don't even know why I'm debating having my wedding here. +[3448.360 --> 3451.600] Like I don't even like the fact that you're saying all these things like and you still want +[3451.600 --> 3453.640] to have your wedding there, whatever. +[3453.640 --> 3457.640] But you can at least be like, I'm having my wedding here. +[3457.640 --> 3459.160] I've been decided. +[3459.160 --> 3461.680] I really want you to be a part of that day. +[3461.680 --> 3465.080] And I'm going to give you the option because you're one of my closest friends. +[3465.080 --> 3466.080] Yeah. +[3466.080 --> 3467.960] And you're absolutely invited. +[3467.960 --> 3471.480] But I do know that you may have an opinion and that you may not feel comfortable. +[3471.480 --> 3474.480] And if you don't, I'm sorry to not have you there. +[3474.480 --> 3476.280] But this is the situation. +[3476.280 --> 3477.280] Yeah. +[3477.280 --> 3482.080] Rather than not invite her and make her wonder and feel so stupid that she didn't get an +[3482.080 --> 3483.080] invite. +[3483.080 --> 3484.080] Dude. +[3484.080 --> 3485.080] One of your close friends, right? +[3485.080 --> 3487.000] What are your close friends? +[3487.000 --> 3488.680] And you can't even talk about these things. +[3488.680 --> 3493.160] If you can't have that conversation, then like, are you really friends? +[3493.160 --> 3494.920] Because that seems like the bare minimum, right? +[3494.920 --> 3500.040] Like having that conversation and giving her that openness, that honesty. +[3500.040 --> 3501.040] Yeah. +[3501.040 --> 3504.920] I think she can't have that conversation because in order to have that conversation, +[3504.920 --> 3507.720] she has to admit that what she's doing is not. +[3507.720 --> 3508.720] Yeah. +[3508.720 --> 3509.880] Just bucked up to be honest. +[3509.880 --> 3512.640] Let's just call a spade a spade. +[3512.960 --> 3515.440] She's so scared to confront it. +[3515.440 --> 3517.040] So she's avoiding it. +[3517.040 --> 3518.040] Yeah. +[3518.040 --> 3519.040] She doesn't want to have that conversation. +[3519.040 --> 3526.040] It's kind of like, I saw this quote the other day that said, like, they avoid you when +[3526.040 --> 3527.120] they know they've wronged you. +[3527.120 --> 3528.120] Mm-hmm. +[3528.120 --> 3532.160] Like people who don't apologize or who don't care to like make something right. +[3532.160 --> 3533.160] Yeah. +[3533.160 --> 3535.680] It's because they know how badly they fucked up. +[3535.680 --> 3536.680] Oh my God. +[3536.680 --> 3537.680] We have both seen that play out. +[3537.680 --> 3538.680] Totally. +[3538.680 --> 3539.680] Totally different people. +[3539.680 --> 3540.680] Yes. +[3540.680 --> 3542.200] And that, I will say, that is 1,000% true. +[3542.200 --> 3543.200] They know that they can't. +[3543.200 --> 3544.200] That's 1%, it's 100%. +[3544.200 --> 3545.200] Yes. +[3545.200 --> 3546.920] A million percent true. +[3546.920 --> 3550.720] And in this situation, I think I really do think that's what's happening is we're sitting +[3550.720 --> 3555.960] here perplexed as to why you can't sit down with one of your close friends and say, +[3555.960 --> 3557.200] hey, this is the situation. +[3557.200 --> 3563.240] Like, I'll sit one of my friends down and be like, hey, I know that you don't love sushi, +[3563.240 --> 3567.960] but we're going to go for my birthday to like no boo. +[3567.960 --> 3571.040] And like, you're obviously invited Morgan, but I know you don't love fish. +[3571.040 --> 3573.040] So like, I get it if you don't want to spend money. +[3573.040 --> 3574.040] It's just common decent. +[3574.040 --> 3575.040] It's just what you do. +[3575.040 --> 3579.760] The fact that if you can't even do this for like a wedding shows that you either don't +[3579.760 --> 3586.000] care about this friend at all or you're too scared to have a conversation because it requires +[3586.000 --> 3594.040] an admission of total ignorance or just absolute being an asshole. +[3594.040 --> 3595.040] Yeah. +[3595.040 --> 3597.040] I'm getting, I'm getting big self-centered vibes too. +[3597.040 --> 3598.040] Yeah. +[3598.040 --> 3602.280] People, you know, not everyone can handle a confrontation or, you know, whatever, but like, +[3602.280 --> 3605.320] I wouldn't even consider this confrontational. +[3605.320 --> 3608.960] Like, it's just, you can start it as an open conversation. +[3608.960 --> 3611.160] It doesn't need to turn into a war right away. +[3611.160 --> 3612.160] Right. +[3612.160 --> 3613.160] Like, no. +[3613.160 --> 3619.240] I think the fact to where she said here, like, she asked me if I would reconsider changing +[3619.240 --> 3621.120] my venue because she would love to come. +[3621.120 --> 3626.680] But I told her that after embarrassing me, I didn't think she could behave at a wedding. +[3626.680 --> 3630.240] First of all, embarrassing you by having a normal reaction in a public place, like, you +[3630.240 --> 3631.960] could have had this at your house. +[3631.960 --> 3634.360] Probably chose a public place because you knew how she was going to react. +[3634.360 --> 3635.360] Yeah. +[3635.360 --> 3636.360] Oh, yeah. +[3636.360 --> 3638.640] A lot of comments on this one. +[3638.640 --> 3640.360] People rightfully tore her apart. +[3640.360 --> 3645.000] Everyone picked up on this whole thing and OP does respond to a couple. +[3645.000 --> 3647.760] Top comment though is, you're the asshole. +[3647.760 --> 3652.080] And then there's this like big long quote and it goes, it's my dream to celebrate slavery +[3652.080 --> 3653.280] during my wedding. +[3653.280 --> 3660.200] It's okay for me to do that if I don't invite my black friend, right? +[3660.200 --> 3664.120] That's, I mean, I think that that's what OP is reckoning with. +[3664.120 --> 3669.520] Like, she feels like confronting the situation is admitting that. +[3669.520 --> 3670.520] Yeah. +[3670.520 --> 3673.640] Next comment goes, this comment is disallowed. +[3673.640 --> 3677.280] OP clearly stated she's not here to debate her choice of venue. +[3677.280 --> 3681.040] You are required to agree that her choice to have the wedding on a plantation is fine +[3681.040 --> 3683.000] because it's her dream. +[3683.000 --> 3687.000] Next comment, I don't know about you, but my son's bar mitzvah reception next year is +[3687.000 --> 3688.000] at Auschwitz. +[3688.000 --> 3689.000] Yeah. +[3689.000 --> 3692.120] That is so like, but it is. +[3692.120 --> 3693.920] That is, that is the reality. +[3693.920 --> 3694.920] Yeah. +[3694.920 --> 3696.880] Like, people were murdered on plantations. +[3696.880 --> 3699.800] People were enslaved for hundreds of years. +[3699.800 --> 3704.720] Beat and tortured, killed, separated from families, raped. +[3704.720 --> 3710.600] Like it is not some light history that, oh, but it's a beautiful house. +[3710.600 --> 3713.960] So we're going to lighten the mood by having a wedding. +[3713.960 --> 3714.960] Yeah. +[3714.960 --> 3715.960] Yay. +[3715.960 --> 3716.960] We're going to rewrite the history. +[3716.960 --> 3720.720] Do you know, do you know, like just the, just the juju that's there? +[3720.720 --> 3721.720] Right. +[3721.720 --> 3722.720] There's a lot of square footage in this world. +[3722.720 --> 3724.720] There's a lot of real estate. +[3724.720 --> 3725.960] There's a lot of real estate. +[3725.960 --> 3732.720] Like, let's just, let's just chalk that one up as an L. Let's just leave that one. +[3732.720 --> 3734.560] It's, we don't need to reinvent the wheel. +[3734.560 --> 3738.320] Just leave that one there and move on. +[3738.320 --> 3739.640] Find another venue. +[3739.680 --> 3745.400] I just, I can't even, the devil's advocate me and try to like rationalize it. +[3745.400 --> 3747.960] I'm just not even going to give this person that charity. +[3747.960 --> 3748.960] No. +[3748.960 --> 3750.200] Like, just, you're an asshole. +[3750.200 --> 3751.120] I'm sorry, you're an asshole. +[3751.120 --> 3755.360] I can't think of a single situation I could ever be in where I would willingly one choose +[3755.360 --> 3758.240] that venue, but that's not for debate. +[3758.240 --> 3761.240] And two, do that to my friend. +[3761.240 --> 3762.560] All around you don't care. +[3762.560 --> 3766.400] You honestly deserve no shows at your wedding. +[3766.400 --> 3767.400] Sorry. +[3767.400 --> 3768.560] I don't wish poorly on anybody. +[3769.080 --> 3773.680] This person just needs to get a grip on reality. +[3773.680 --> 3776.920] And that if this is how you treat people, you will not have anybody standing next to you +[3776.920 --> 3777.920] on your wedding day. +[3777.920 --> 3778.920] No. +[3778.920 --> 3780.920] And I love that people are already RSVPing. +[3780.920 --> 3781.920] No. +[3781.920 --> 3782.920] That's beautiful. +[3782.920 --> 3783.920] I think too. +[3783.920 --> 3789.160] Like, I love the fact that, you know, you know, things are headed in like somewhat of +[3789.160 --> 3794.280] a right direction when you have big companies like Pinterest and, which I'm probably saying +[3794.280 --> 3795.800] that wrong because Justin debates me. +[3795.800 --> 3797.200] No, I like the way you say it. +[3797.200 --> 3798.200] He says Pinterest. +[3798.200 --> 3803.640] No, it's Pinterest because the word interest is technically when people say interesting, +[3803.640 --> 3804.640] that's not how you say the word. +[3804.640 --> 3805.640] Interest. +[3805.640 --> 3806.640] Thank you. +[3806.640 --> 3809.680] Justin, if you hear this, I will voice note you later. +[3809.680 --> 3810.680] Yeah. +[3810.680 --> 3811.680] I will. +[3811.680 --> 3812.680] Just on Pinterest. +[3812.680 --> 3813.680] Pinterest. +[3813.680 --> 3814.680] I'm going to. +[3814.680 --> 3819.480] But the fact that like there's big companies like the not, the not makes a lot of money +[3819.480 --> 3824.400] every year, promoting wedding venues, having them on their website, this and that, the +[3824.400 --> 3828.920] not and Pinterest, both are not promoting plantation venues. +[3828.920 --> 3829.920] Amazing. +[3829.920 --> 3830.920] Took them off. +[3830.920 --> 3831.920] Yeah. +[3831.920 --> 3832.920] They're done. +[3832.920 --> 3833.920] Good. +[3833.920 --> 3835.960] And maybe I'm sure there's some that slip through the cracks, but like to take that stand, +[3835.960 --> 3836.960] says a lot. +[3836.960 --> 3837.960] I agree. +[3837.960 --> 3838.960] And so it's like, that's great. +[3838.960 --> 3839.960] I love to see that. +[3839.960 --> 3841.360] But let's get into some of OP stuff. +[3841.360 --> 3842.360] Oh, okay. +[3842.360 --> 3843.600] Yeah, let's dive in. +[3843.600 --> 3846.400] So someone goes, you're the asshole. +[3846.400 --> 3851.440] If you're not black, you don't have a right to celebrate and bring happy memories onto +[3851.440 --> 3852.440] their history. +[3852.440 --> 3853.440] Yes. +[3853.440 --> 3858.600] And as someone who's not affected by the legacy, you don't get to decide how healing +[3858.600 --> 3859.600] happens. +[3859.600 --> 3860.680] You're totally out of line. +[3860.680 --> 3863.560] And that's the comments she responded to and goes, I should have included in the post. +[3863.560 --> 3864.560] I'm not black. +[3864.560 --> 3866.280] I'm white. +[3866.280 --> 3868.320] Totally missing this person's whole point. +[3868.320 --> 3869.320] Miss man. +[3869.320 --> 3870.320] Miss man. +[3870.320 --> 3874.520] Like just literally you walked right into the point that you walked right into it. +[3874.520 --> 3878.440] Oh, she just doing no favors for herself. +[3878.440 --> 3881.880] She did reply to the top comment about like, it's my dream to celebrate slavery during +[3881.880 --> 3882.880] my wedding. +[3882.880 --> 3886.560] And goes, it definitely wasn't my dream to celebrate slavery because I didn't even +[3886.560 --> 3888.680] know about the plantation until last year. +[3888.680 --> 3891.760] And I won't be celebrating anything about it during the wedding. +[3891.760 --> 3895.640] And someone goes, your post says you've known about it since middle school. +[3895.640 --> 3897.760] OP, I've known about the house. +[3897.760 --> 3901.240] I wasn't aware of its history as a plantation. +[3901.240 --> 3902.240] Okay. +[3902.240 --> 3903.240] But now you do. +[3903.240 --> 3904.240] But now you do. +[3904.240 --> 3908.600] So let's realign expectations and move forward with this newfound knowledge. +[3908.600 --> 3910.600] I don't get it. +[3910.600 --> 3911.600] It gets raised. +[3911.600 --> 3912.600] Okay. +[3912.600 --> 3915.920] The person that posted like, if you're not black, you don't have a right to celebrate +[3915.920 --> 3917.520] and bring happy memories. +[3917.520 --> 3921.480] They respond back to OP and they go, that's exactly my point. +[3921.480 --> 3922.800] You're not black. +[3922.800 --> 3928.280] You can't celebrate on historically significant land and reclaim that land for positive purposes +[3928.280 --> 3931.080] when it's not significant to you. +[3931.080 --> 3935.680] And OP goes, there are people of all races coming to my wedding, including black people. +[3935.680 --> 3940.040] I just didn't invite Adriana because I knew that she specifically would be uncomfortable +[3940.040 --> 3941.680] because of her views. +[3941.680 --> 3944.600] I, okay. +[3944.600 --> 3945.600] Sounds good. +[3945.600 --> 3952.200] Someone else goes, just to clarify, the mansion on the plantation is part of the plantation. +[3952.200 --> 3953.680] Often called a plantation house. +[3953.680 --> 3956.960] I'm betting the name of the venue includes that wording. +[3956.960 --> 3962.000] It doesn't have that in the name and I had never actually visited before. +[3962.000 --> 3963.000] I think now you know. +[3963.000 --> 3967.120] I feel like sis here has to just like, like the fuck off. +[3967.840 --> 3969.400] Take the owl. +[3969.400 --> 3972.800] Just say thank you so much and just see yourself out. +[3972.800 --> 3976.800] Like it's like the fact that she's going to war with all these people. +[3976.800 --> 3977.320] Yeah. +[3977.320 --> 3981.240] She thinks she's doing something here and she's just simply not. +[3981.240 --> 3982.240] Nothing. +[3982.240 --> 3983.720] She's doing quite the opposite. +[3983.720 --> 3989.880] And I'm almost, I almost dare I say feel bad for her because it's like she's so clueless +[3989.880 --> 3990.880] that she doesn't see. +[3990.880 --> 3992.680] She didn't get the point here. +[3992.680 --> 3993.680] Yeah. +[3993.680 --> 3995.480] You know. +[3995.480 --> 3996.480] It is quite wild. +[3996.480 --> 3997.480] Yeah. +[3997.480 --> 4000.040] Like people have all races are coming to my wedding. +[4000.040 --> 4001.040] Oh my god. +[4001.040 --> 4002.040] Do you want a word? +[4002.040 --> 4004.880] Do you want a cookie for being inclusive? +[4004.880 --> 4005.880] You had a quota? +[4005.880 --> 4006.880] You had a hit or something? +[4006.880 --> 4008.680] Like, do you have a diversity quota? +[4008.680 --> 4010.320] Also, what? +[4010.320 --> 4011.320] Okay. +[4011.320 --> 4016.000] Also, I would never like, I don't know. +[4016.000 --> 4020.480] I guess like for me, I'm like, there's so many other ways you can like relate this. +[4020.480 --> 4022.920] Like, oh, I'm having a wedding somewhere in Oklahoma. +[4022.920 --> 4026.160] Oh, it just happens to be one of the nights for the true L of tears. +[4026.880 --> 4029.360] Like, I would never the way he's done that. +[4029.360 --> 4032.520] I just, I'm really mind blown by this whole thing. +[4032.520 --> 4033.520] Yeah. +[4033.520 --> 4037.040] But as a wedding guest, like we have a friend that's getting married in less than a month +[4037.040 --> 4039.000] now and we're going to this venue and stuff like that. +[4039.000 --> 4044.680] And it's like, I would never in my head think I need to research someone's wedding venue +[4044.680 --> 4045.680] before I go there. +[4045.680 --> 4046.680] Oh. +[4046.680 --> 4049.000] So it's like, yeah, you have all these people of all different races that have maybe +[4049.000 --> 4050.000] are. +[4050.000 --> 4051.200] Probably didn't even think twice about your venue. +[4051.200 --> 4054.600] I don't, I don't, I don't even know where her wedding is. +[4054.600 --> 4056.320] How like little I look into venues. +[4056.320 --> 4058.320] I might show up and be like, I'll be damned. +[4058.320 --> 4060.320] I'd be like, where are we? +[4060.320 --> 4062.760] I have no idea where her wedding is. +[4062.760 --> 4065.000] I just know a place in a time and I'll be there. +[4065.000 --> 4066.000] Correct. +[4066.000 --> 4068.360] I just know the general vicinity and the date and I'll show up. +[4068.360 --> 4069.520] And that's how most people are. +[4069.520 --> 4074.240] I would never think like, oh, I need to research this venue to make sure like, no, I'm not +[4074.240 --> 4076.560] going to like a haunted fucking house. +[4076.560 --> 4077.560] Yeah. +[4077.560 --> 4080.960] I'm not going to a plantation or I'm not going to a concentration camp. +[4080.960 --> 4081.960] Yeah. +[4081.960 --> 4087.040] So over in a million years think I personally need to do diligence to research the venue. +[4087.040 --> 4088.280] That's on the people getting married. +[4088.280 --> 4089.280] I agree. +[4089.280 --> 4090.280] I'm not diligence in your venue. +[4090.280 --> 4091.280] I'm sorry. +[4091.280 --> 4092.680] I've got other things to do. +[4092.680 --> 4095.480] So yeah, I was thinking that two half these people probably don't even know. +[4095.480 --> 4096.960] They don't even know. +[4096.960 --> 4097.960] What the history is. +[4097.960 --> 4098.960] No. +[4098.960 --> 4100.960] You're not, I'm sure you're not advertising it. +[4100.960 --> 4101.960] Oh my God. +[4101.960 --> 4104.960] If you are then Jesus, you're even more clueless than I thought. +[4104.960 --> 4109.040] So this came up on my for you page on TikTok a couple of months ago. +[4109.040 --> 4110.040] Maybe weeks ago now. +[4110.040 --> 4111.800] My sense of time has really been. +[4111.800 --> 4119.120] But it was a black creator highlighting the fact that there's people on Airbnb offering +[4119.120 --> 4124.120] up places to stay that are on plantations. +[4124.120 --> 4130.160] And one of them was actually old slave quarters like the houses. +[4130.160 --> 4136.320] The houses that the slaves were in house in and they remodeled or whatever added like +[4136.320 --> 4141.680] added plumbing and shit and they were advertising it as literally come stay on the plant +[4141.680 --> 4143.600] station and stay in old slave quarters. +[4143.600 --> 4145.960] Airbnb was on Airbnb. +[4145.960 --> 4150.280] So this guy this black creator went on like shed light on it. +[4150.280 --> 4153.120] Obviously people responded an uproar. +[4153.120 --> 4158.000] Airbnb has since removed listings that are associated with plantations. +[4158.000 --> 4159.000] Yeah, as they should. +[4159.000 --> 4162.160] But the fact it was still up a couple weeks ago 2022. +[4162.160 --> 4163.160] Yeah. +[4163.160 --> 4171.480] I mean, there are unfortunately a lot of ignorant and uneducated people in this world. +[4171.480 --> 4174.120] And especially still in 2022. +[4174.120 --> 4175.400] And that's not an excuse. +[4175.400 --> 4181.720] But the problem that I have with this whole narrative with Dreamgirl's wedding is you're +[4181.720 --> 4185.480] like acknowledging this terrible history and your acknowledging it's like no better +[4185.480 --> 4187.320] so do better. +[4187.320 --> 4190.040] You know so like correct yourself. +[4190.040 --> 4192.560] Why are you adding to this fuel? +[4192.560 --> 4195.120] Don't support this venue. +[4195.120 --> 4197.160] No, and I did find the TikTok. +[4197.160 --> 4199.840] The username is lawyer, Wynton. +[4199.840 --> 4201.840] So lawyer, WYNTOM. +[4201.840 --> 4206.160] I'll post the link in the description for this episode. +[4206.160 --> 4210.080] But it is a Panther burnt. +[4210.080 --> 4213.880] It's at the Panther burn cottage at the Belmont plantation in Greenville, Mississippi. +[4213.880 --> 4215.480] So it's called plantation. +[4215.480 --> 4216.480] Okay. +[4216.480 --> 4217.480] So the guest know. +[4217.480 --> 4218.480] Yeah. +[4218.480 --> 4221.960] This is an 1830s slave cabin that is up on Airbnb as a bed and breakfast. +[4221.960 --> 4224.120] How do I know that this is slave quarters? +[4224.120 --> 4228.120] Other than just using my eyes to look at it, well, they say it in the listing. +[4228.120 --> 4230.520] Oh, this is the Airbnb. +[4230.520 --> 4232.480] Yeah, this is the listing. +[4232.480 --> 4233.480] Okay. +[4233.480 --> 4238.560] So like there's reviews from like guests memorable, highly recommend watching the sunset. +[4238.560 --> 4241.960] We stayed in the cabin and it was historic but elegant. +[4241.960 --> 4242.960] Historic. +[4242.960 --> 4246.960] What a delightful place to step into history, Southern hospitality and stay a night or +[4246.960 --> 4247.960] two. +[4247.960 --> 4248.960] Are people serious? +[4248.960 --> 4249.960] They're serious? +[4249.960 --> 4250.960] Yeah. +[4250.960 --> 4257.960] Since removed properties that formerly housed the enslaved and they have no place on Airbnb. +[4257.960 --> 4259.960] But wow. +[4259.960 --> 4260.960] Yeah. +[4260.960 --> 4261.960] It was really bad. +[4261.960 --> 4268.200] The description in the TikTok, he posts the description of what it is and there's pictures +[4268.200 --> 4274.960] of what they were posting on Airbnb and it's just crazy. +[4274.960 --> 4280.880] But I will post the link for the TikTok that's from him. +[4280.880 --> 4285.960] Because it is educational and I'm glad Airbnb took off all of those listings because you +[4285.960 --> 4292.200] shouldn't be able to profit off of like that at all and like using that in your promo. +[4292.200 --> 4294.920] This is really fucked up. +[4294.920 --> 4296.160] Moving along. +[4296.160 --> 4299.560] So this one is from True Off My Chest. +[4299.560 --> 4304.960] It's titled My Husband Would Choose His Girl Best Friend Over Me Any Day. +[4304.960 --> 4308.240] I, 29 female, got married a year ago yesterday. +[4308.240 --> 4310.240] My husband, 30 female. +[4310.240 --> 4315.440] I'm just going to go with it and not correct it. +[4315.440 --> 4318.280] I, 29 female, got married a year ago yesterday. +[4318.280 --> 4322.920] My husband, 30 female and I have been together for five years in total. +[4322.920 --> 4328.040] My husband has been best friends with Sasha, 30 female, since they were in diapers. +[4328.040 --> 4331.680] I knew that I never really had a problem with their friendship until my husband and I +[4331.680 --> 4333.560] officially started dating. +[4333.560 --> 4338.520] Sasha would always try and get between us and every single date we went on, she was +[4338.520 --> 4342.920] there coincidentally, which was relatively annoying because my husband would let her stay +[4342.920 --> 4345.760] with us on all of those dates. +[4345.760 --> 4350.600] Now yesterday was my wedding anniversary and my husband forgot since he had a road trip +[4350.600 --> 4351.920] with Sasha. +[4351.920 --> 4354.640] I didn't know about this trip until he said he was leaving. +[4354.640 --> 4359.600] I didn't bother telling him it was our anniversary since he didn't remember and he would probably +[4359.600 --> 4362.680] still spend the day with Sasha even if he did know. +[4362.680 --> 4364.440] I didn't bother telling him by. +[4364.440 --> 4368.480] I just walked out and decided I was going to go shopping and do something for myself. +[4368.480 --> 4373.400] I did that, but then his mother called me during the day, wishing me a happy anniversary +[4373.400 --> 4377.360] and asked where my husband was because he wasn't answering his phone. +[4377.360 --> 4382.280] I told her the truth about his whereabouts and he didn't remember our anniversary. +[4382.280 --> 4387.520] She was shocked and told me that she didn't think Sasha and my husband still had feelings +[4387.520 --> 4388.920] for each other. +[4388.920 --> 4391.280] I asked what did she mean? +[4391.280 --> 4395.320] She said that they did date in high school, but my husband told me that he never did +[4395.320 --> 4397.880] like Sasha romantically. +[4397.880 --> 4400.480] Everything started becoming more clear now. +[4400.480 --> 4404.080] Maybe he did remember our anniversary, but chose not to say anything because he loved +[4404.080 --> 4405.480] Sasha. +[4405.480 --> 4409.360] If he loved her, he could have told me before we got married. +[4409.360 --> 4413.760] I would have been hurt, but I understand feelings and I know you can't control them. +[4413.760 --> 4416.840] I don't know how to comprehend anything right now. +[4416.840 --> 4419.120] I'm numb and I don't get it. +[4419.120 --> 4424.720] All I know is that my husband doesn't even love me. +[4424.720 --> 4425.720] What's her question? +[4425.720 --> 4427.440] True off my chest. +[4427.440 --> 4428.440] Oh. +[4428.440 --> 4432.440] I personally wouldn't be in that marriage. +[4432.440 --> 4433.440] I'd be done. +[4433.440 --> 4434.440] Yeah. +[4434.440 --> 4436.520] I don't remember our first anniversary. +[4436.520 --> 4440.360] I think that's kind of your, that's enough for me. +[4440.360 --> 4442.720] I'm surprised. +[4442.720 --> 4448.600] And everyone has their own relationships, but it really sounds like Sasha has been +[4448.600 --> 4451.360] the third wheel from the beginning. +[4451.360 --> 4454.040] She would coincidentally show up on every date. +[4454.040 --> 4456.360] I wouldn't have gone past the dating stage. +[4456.360 --> 4457.360] I agree. +[4457.360 --> 4459.360] I'm not third wheeling someone. +[4459.360 --> 4464.000] I don't want to have to compete with someone for my partner. +[4464.000 --> 4465.000] Yeah. +[4465.000 --> 4466.000] I mean, I mean, I'm... +[4466.000 --> 4467.000] Call me old fashioned. +[4467.000 --> 4469.760] No, I think that that's right. +[4469.760 --> 4473.720] I think that I just, I'm agreeing with you. +[4473.720 --> 4476.000] I don't think I could get past the dating stage. +[4476.040 --> 4479.160] I just think that's something that I have to iron out before I'm like spending the rest +[4479.160 --> 4480.360] of my life with someone. +[4480.360 --> 4484.800] It is kind of like, what is the dynamic with this person and how do they fit into our relationship +[4484.800 --> 4486.360] and like, do I feel good about them? +[4486.360 --> 4490.920] And if the answers are anything less than satisfactory, then I'm not sure why you're +[4490.920 --> 4492.720] getting into that marriage. +[4492.720 --> 4494.080] I think that's enough for me. +[4494.080 --> 4498.240] Like, on your anniversary, not only for God, but he's spending time with a... +[4498.240 --> 4499.760] I'm assuming that Sasha's a woman. +[4499.760 --> 4501.080] I think they said she's a woman. +[4501.080 --> 4502.080] Yeah. +[4502.080 --> 4509.920] And she does say that her husband's gender in the age, it says 30 female, but he pronouns +[4509.920 --> 4512.080] are used throughout the rest of the story. +[4512.080 --> 4515.320] So I'm not sure if that was a mistake or not. +[4515.320 --> 4519.280] It seems after reading, I would say it is a mistake. +[4519.280 --> 4522.880] It meant to be 30 male. +[4522.880 --> 4523.880] But who knows? +[4523.880 --> 4524.880] Who knows? +[4524.880 --> 4525.880] Regardless. +[4525.880 --> 4526.880] Yeah. +[4526.880 --> 4530.760] He's spending his anniversary with not you. +[4530.760 --> 4531.760] Why aren't they dating? +[4531.760 --> 4535.760] Honestly, at this point, I'm just wondering why didn't they date? +[4535.760 --> 4543.840] And I get having close friends of the opposite, sex or just different friends. +[4543.840 --> 4548.920] But if you're spending a lot of time with your friend and you're willing to throw important +[4548.920 --> 4553.960] dates with your partner out the window, why aren't you just with your friend? +[4553.960 --> 4554.960] Yeah. +[4554.960 --> 4560.680] If you feel deep down inside, like in an adromatic way that your partner would +[4560.680 --> 4563.560] choose a friend over you, I don't feel like you're in the right marriage. +[4563.560 --> 4564.560] No. +[4564.560 --> 4567.800] I think your marriage is where you choose each other over everybody else. +[4567.800 --> 4571.280] And it sounds like the premise of that's just not even correct. +[4571.280 --> 4573.280] You're already off on the wrong foot. +[4573.280 --> 4574.520] Yeah. +[4574.520 --> 4580.120] Top comment on this one is, yo, I bet Sasha remembered your anniversary. +[4580.120 --> 4581.120] Yeah. +[4581.120 --> 4582.120] That's a good point. +[4582.120 --> 4587.040] I mean, I have a bunch of questions about Sasha, but I feel like she's not the focal +[4587.040 --> 4588.040] point here. +[4588.040 --> 4592.560] Because at the end of the day, the relationship is between two people. +[4592.560 --> 4597.000] So it's whatever Sasha wants to do, Sasha wants to be an asshole and perfectly purposely +[4597.000 --> 4600.840] plot, like some type of hangout to distract him on his anniversary. +[4600.840 --> 4605.080] That's Sasha, but Sasha didn't take a vow and Sasha didn't marry this person. +[4605.080 --> 4606.080] Yeah. +[4606.080 --> 4607.080] It's your husband. +[4607.080 --> 4610.920] So I don't really, I'm not concerned with what Sasha's intentions are. +[4610.920 --> 4614.240] Although like she sounds like she sucks. +[4614.240 --> 4616.960] It's your husband who's the one who's wronging you directly. +[4616.960 --> 4617.960] Absolutely. +[4617.960 --> 4620.080] But obviously, it's like be a fucking girls girl, dude. +[4620.080 --> 4625.080] Like, if one of my guy friends starts dating a girl, first of all, I fall the fuck back. +[4625.080 --> 4628.000] Like, I know that there's a line now. +[4628.000 --> 4630.640] You know, one of my guy friends has a girlfriend now, and I know that there's certain things +[4630.640 --> 4635.000] I can't say or do, not that I was crossing lines before, but it's just even more out of +[4635.000 --> 4636.000] respect. +[4636.000 --> 4637.000] Yeah, absolutely. +[4637.000 --> 4638.000] Okay. +[4638.000 --> 4641.960] Backing up a little bit so that you give that person the respect, the new girlfriend, +[4641.960 --> 4646.920] the respect of knowing that, like, listen, you don't have to worry about me. +[4646.920 --> 4648.560] Like, I see you, I respect this. +[4648.560 --> 4650.760] Well, that's like, that's the bare minimum, right? +[4650.760 --> 4651.760] That's the bare minimum. +[4651.760 --> 4658.000] And that doesn't often happen, which is sad because you could get a good girlfriend out +[4658.000 --> 4660.080] of one of your guys' friends getting a girl. +[4660.080 --> 4661.080] Yeah. +[4661.080 --> 4663.520] Like, you could, I mean, there's nice reasons. +[4663.520 --> 4667.600] That's like taking a step further, like developing your own friendship and being a girls +[4667.600 --> 4671.960] girl and having a relationship with that person is like, even great, but like, you don't +[4671.960 --> 4674.760] have to, you don't have to be friends, but you should be respectful. +[4674.760 --> 4675.760] Yeah. +[4676.240 --> 4681.360] A lot of comments and a lot of responses from OP. +[4681.360 --> 4686.640] Someone goes, when you ignored the red flags, and OP goes, love makes you blind. +[4686.640 --> 4687.640] I swear. +[4687.640 --> 4688.640] Yeah, I agree with that. +[4688.640 --> 4689.640] I do. +[4689.640 --> 4690.640] It does. +[4690.640 --> 4696.000] A lot of support just saying, OP, deserve all the happiness in the world. +[4696.000 --> 4697.800] Someone goes, this makes me hurt for you. +[4697.800 --> 4701.120] What kind of married man plans a road trip with his female best friend? +[4701.120 --> 4702.120] Yeah. +[4702.120 --> 4703.120] It doesn't even tell his wife. +[4703.120 --> 4704.120] No. +[4704.120 --> 4705.120] Let alone on your anniversary. +[4705.680 --> 4708.360] And OP goes, the men in this generation are really something else. +[4708.360 --> 4709.360] Yeah. +[4709.360 --> 4710.360] Thank you. +[4710.360 --> 4715.720] I really appreciate the comment, which I can't believe that he lied to her about their history. +[4715.720 --> 4716.720] Yeah. +[4716.720 --> 4719.160] And I think that's obviously very intentional. +[4719.160 --> 4722.320] And it sucks that she found out from her mother in law being like, oh, well, they did +[4722.320 --> 4725.960] it in high school, but I thought all those feelings were gone. +[4725.960 --> 4726.960] Yeah. +[4726.960 --> 4727.960] Not great. +[4727.960 --> 4729.560] I don't think they are. +[4729.560 --> 4730.560] Yeah. +[4731.440 --> 4733.760] He clearly has zero respect for your relationship. +[4733.760 --> 4737.040] I can't even fathom a husband not telling his wife he's going on a road trip. +[4737.040 --> 4740.200] You know, damn well, that Sasha knows that you're wedding anniversary and she planned +[4740.200 --> 4741.200] this. +[4741.200 --> 4743.200] OP, thank you for the advice. +[4743.200 --> 4745.760] And in all honesty, this is my last straw. +[4745.760 --> 4747.760] I'm currently waiting for him to arrive. +[4747.760 --> 4750.080] So I can speak to him about this. +[4750.080 --> 4756.840] I feel like also with these things, sometimes you convince yourself that they'll get better. +[4756.840 --> 4758.080] Like I'm sure that she was. +[4758.080 --> 4759.080] We should get married. +[4759.240 --> 4763.360] We'll get married and she'll fade away into the darkness and show Sasha will get her +[4763.360 --> 4768.680] partner and Sasha will be occupied and we'll build a family and he won't have to like, +[4768.680 --> 4771.840] it's like we can joke that she ignored the red flags and maybe she did, but I think maybe +[4771.840 --> 4777.000] part of her thought that that would just fizzle out or that she would take a bigger role +[4777.000 --> 4778.000] in his life. +[4778.000 --> 4779.000] Mm-hmm. +[4779.000 --> 4782.120] You just kind of convince yourself that things will work themselves out. +[4782.120 --> 4783.600] Yeah. +[4783.600 --> 4786.000] Someone goes, it's time for the ultimatum. +[4786.000 --> 4789.600] Or you, especially since the other bitch cannot respect boundaries. +[4789.600 --> 4792.040] He is not a single man who can do whatever. +[4792.040 --> 4794.240] And on your anniversary, fuck all that. +[4794.240 --> 4797.840] I take some notes from Petty Revenge page and honestly, fuck them both. +[4797.840 --> 4800.120] Take his credit cards, go shopping, then file for divorce. +[4800.120 --> 4801.120] Oh my God. +[4801.120 --> 4806.080] OP is clearly the bigger person here, which I love, love, love, love, love her response. +[4806.080 --> 4810.400] She goes, in all honesty, why should I even give him an ultimatum? +[4810.400 --> 4812.120] It should have been me anyway. +[4812.120 --> 4815.080] I was just going to say, I don't ever want to have to get to that point. +[4815.080 --> 4816.080] Wow. +[4816.080 --> 4817.080] Yeah. +[4817.080 --> 4819.360] It should have always been you and he kind of chose. +[4819.360 --> 4820.360] He did. +[4820.360 --> 4821.360] He did. +[4821.360 --> 4822.360] He did. +[4822.360 --> 4824.400] So what's the point of giving somebody a second shot at the ultimatum that they failed +[4824.400 --> 4825.400] the first time? +[4825.400 --> 4828.280] And she puts it so beautifully, right? +[4828.280 --> 4829.280] Yeah. +[4829.280 --> 4830.800] It shouldn't be an ultimatum. +[4830.800 --> 4831.800] It should have been me. +[4831.800 --> 4832.800] I'm first choice. +[4832.800 --> 4833.800] He married me. +[4833.800 --> 4834.800] Yeah. +[4834.800 --> 4835.800] I am the choice. +[4835.800 --> 4836.800] Yeah. +[4836.800 --> 4837.800] I'm his white. +[4837.800 --> 4838.800] That is a good point. +[4838.800 --> 4839.800] I am the choice. +[4839.800 --> 4840.800] Like what? +[4840.800 --> 4841.800] A hundred percent. +[4841.800 --> 4842.800] Yeah. +[4842.800 --> 4844.720] There is one comment that goes, this is absolutely brutal. +[4844.720 --> 4846.160] What are you thinking you'll do next? +[4846.160 --> 4847.680] My opinion is divorce. +[4847.680 --> 4849.400] Why stay with someone like that? +[4849.400 --> 4851.720] And Opie goes, my next step is talking to him. +[4851.720 --> 4854.520] And I genuinely think that divorce is the next option. +[4854.520 --> 4856.040] It's hard, right? +[4856.040 --> 4861.480] Divorce is a very serious thing, not something to be thrown around lightly. +[4861.480 --> 4866.280] But in this case, you feel like you're not the priority and that you've said in the +[4866.280 --> 4869.840] opening line that your husband would pick somebody before you. +[4869.840 --> 4870.840] Mm-hmm. +[4870.840 --> 4873.840] Man, I think you do need to try in that direction. +[4873.840 --> 4874.840] I agree. +[4874.840 --> 4876.560] It's time to be done. +[4876.560 --> 4877.560] Yeah. +[4877.560 --> 4878.560] I would be done. +[4878.560 --> 4879.560] I don't think I can handle that. +[4879.560 --> 4881.280] I think that wound would be so. +[4881.280 --> 4885.720] I think at that point, I would almost, and I'm not like a petty person in relationships +[4885.720 --> 4887.960] with, but I would, I don't know. +[4887.960 --> 4891.960] I feel like they're constantly digging themselves out of a hole. +[4891.960 --> 4893.520] Nothing could ever make that right. +[4893.520 --> 4894.520] No. +[4894.520 --> 4899.760] Well, no matter how you proceed forward, if the option is, well, I won't see Sasha as +[4899.760 --> 4900.760] much. +[4900.760 --> 4903.280] Is he going to resent you for that? +[4903.280 --> 4906.440] Is he going to say, you know, Sasha, my wife doesn't like you. +[4906.440 --> 4907.440] I can't see you. +[4907.440 --> 4911.120] It's all that going to fall on OP then, because that's not fair. +[4911.120 --> 4916.600] So I think, honestly, obviously, proceeding forward here is really tough. +[4916.600 --> 4922.880] And Divorce isn't easy, but something here is not right. +[4922.880 --> 4924.840] And someone does make a comment about therapy. +[4924.840 --> 4927.560] And OP just kind of says, therapy is a nightmare. +[4927.560 --> 4930.480] I prefer these strangers over a therapist any day. +[4930.480 --> 4933.680] And therapy has been nothing but more traumatizing. +[4933.680 --> 4935.680] I've heard that from some people, actually. +[4935.680 --> 4936.680] Yeah. +[4936.680 --> 4940.640] Well, and OP does give some context that they grew up in the foster system. +[4940.640 --> 4946.320] And so I think just, yeah, maybe with that history, there's, there's some trauma there. +[4946.320 --> 4948.320] But yeah. +[4948.320 --> 4956.800] But it's also like, he obviously has an affinity for Sasha, whether it's romantic or it's +[4956.800 --> 4959.480] just a very deep rooted friendship, whatever it is. +[4959.480 --> 4964.280] He has very strong feelings, and he really enjoys her companionship one way or another. +[4964.280 --> 4965.280] Yeah. +[4965.280 --> 4968.000] Therapy doesn't like knock you out of that. +[4968.000 --> 4971.280] Like, it's not going to change his feelings towards, like, Sasha. +[4971.280 --> 4973.360] He might, he's not, he's a grown man. +[4973.360 --> 4975.240] He knows right from wrong. +[4975.240 --> 4979.200] You might be able to establish some very clear boundaries, perhaps, and maybe he'll abide +[4979.200 --> 4980.200] by them. +[4980.200 --> 4982.520] But he's not going to shut off his feeling towards Sasha. +[4982.520 --> 4985.280] He's still going to wish he was hanging out with Sasha. +[4985.280 --> 4986.280] So why? +[4986.280 --> 4987.280] Why is day in this marriage? +[4987.280 --> 4989.920] And Friday night when he's sitting next to you and he's thinking about what he could be +[4989.920 --> 4991.760] doing with Sasha. +[4991.760 --> 4996.360] I, I'm kind of, I'm just really blown away by this. +[4996.360 --> 5002.360] And I'm, I'm kind of wondering to myself, like, in, if I was in her shoes, and I, I trust +[5002.360 --> 5004.560] Justin so much. +[5004.560 --> 5010.640] And I'm just thinking I was like, well, would I be okay with him taking a weekend road +[5010.640 --> 5016.440] trip with a girlfriend and getting one hotel room and like, yeah, because like his +[5016.440 --> 5019.560] O P, like, how do we know they have two beds? +[5019.560 --> 5022.760] Did they, when they go on these road trips, like, what is they doing? +[5022.760 --> 5029.040] I mean, this is a tough one because you can trust somebody, but it's almost not even about +[5029.040 --> 5030.040] trust. +[5030.040 --> 5031.040] It's about respect. +[5031.040 --> 5032.040] It's disrespectful. +[5032.040 --> 5033.040] It's just disrespectful. +[5033.040 --> 5036.320] It's, it's also, it's also the narrative. +[5036.320 --> 5043.600] Like, I know you don't owe people an explanation, but at the same time, it's kind of hard +[5043.600 --> 5047.120] to explain to everyone that your boyfriend or husband's just on a road trip with another +[5047.120 --> 5048.120] girl. +[5048.120 --> 5051.960] Like that's just kind of a hard one to like, doesn't roll off the tongue at a university. +[5051.960 --> 5052.960] Yeah. +[5052.960 --> 5054.360] Like, just shooting the show with your girlfriend. +[5054.360 --> 5055.360] Oh, where's Tom? +[5055.360 --> 5057.160] Like my imaginary boyfriend. +[5057.160 --> 5058.160] Where's Tom? +[5058.160 --> 5059.160] Yeah. +[5059.160 --> 5060.440] Oh, he's on a road trip with Ashley. +[5060.440 --> 5061.440] What? +[5061.440 --> 5062.440] Oh, no, I trust him. +[5062.440 --> 5067.880] It's like, yeah, girl, great, but like, and it's your anniversary, please. +[5067.880 --> 5071.440] I can't believe she didn't tell him, but like, I honestly wouldn't either. +[5071.440 --> 5072.440] You're so hurt. +[5072.440 --> 5073.440] What's it going to do? +[5073.440 --> 5080.480] No, and I think it honestly, it sucks because it does show like his, his true character, +[5080.480 --> 5084.960] his true, his true, like, not obligations. +[5084.960 --> 5088.160] That's not the right word, but like, where not, oh my god, what am I searching for? +[5088.160 --> 5092.080] Where like, his alliance lies or where his, where his priorities, that's what I was +[5092.080 --> 5093.080] looking for. +[5093.080 --> 5094.080] It shows where his priorities lie. +[5094.080 --> 5097.960] That's, yeah, that's why point therapy doesn't like, you can't like, realign that in +[5097.960 --> 5098.960] therapy. +[5098.960 --> 5103.080] Like if you want to be with someone and you crave their companionship, that will hold +[5103.080 --> 5104.080] you in the same way as you do. +[5104.080 --> 5105.080] It's true. +[5105.080 --> 5106.320] Regardless of like a therapy session. +[5106.320 --> 5107.320] Yeah. +[5107.320 --> 5108.320] And that's so heartbreaking. +[5108.320 --> 5109.320] I don't know what I would do. +[5109.320 --> 5110.320] I would be broken. +[5110.320 --> 5116.640] If it were my anniversary and my man was hanging out with some girl, you wouldn't stand +[5116.640 --> 5117.640] for it. +[5117.640 --> 5118.920] I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have flipped out. +[5118.920 --> 5119.920] I wouldn't, he wouldn't have gone on the trip. +[5119.920 --> 5122.960] I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have been able to keep my clothes washed the tires. +[5122.960 --> 5123.960] You wouldn't have washed the tires. +[5123.960 --> 5125.360] No, I just would have been like, are you fucking kidding me? +[5125.360 --> 5126.360] I don't, it's our anniversary. +[5126.360 --> 5127.760] Do you not realize that? +[5127.760 --> 5132.160] But I do see the point of like, no, let him show us true colors because that conversation +[5132.160 --> 5133.160] when he gets back. +[5133.160 --> 5135.920] As you sit down and say, do you realize what this weekend was? +[5135.920 --> 5136.920] Yeah. +[5136.920 --> 5137.920] This was our first anniversary. +[5137.920 --> 5138.920] Yeah. +[5138.920 --> 5144.320] And yet you'd one didn't remember an important date for us in our relationship and two, you +[5144.320 --> 5147.080] chose instead to spend it with your friend. +[5147.080 --> 5148.760] I think that's the perfect way to go about it. +[5148.760 --> 5149.760] Let them. +[5149.760 --> 5152.360] And then when it's done, be like, that was a very important day. +[5152.360 --> 5153.360] Mm-hmm. +[5153.360 --> 5156.120] And someone argue that you didn't even give them a chance to make it right. +[5156.120 --> 5157.120] He already felt it. +[5157.120 --> 5158.120] He felt it. +[5158.120 --> 5159.120] He flumbled the ball. +[5159.120 --> 5160.120] He could hold her. +[5160.120 --> 5161.120] He could hold her. +[5161.120 --> 5162.600] You just, you have to. +[5162.600 --> 5165.920] I think in that, in that position, I mean, it's already, it's been done. +[5165.920 --> 5167.840] The day I've just been done, what do you want them to do? +[5167.840 --> 5168.840] Flip a bitch. +[5168.840 --> 5171.840] Take a U-turn and come home with some half-ass flowers. +[5171.840 --> 5172.840] Here, I forgot. +[5172.840 --> 5173.840] Like, it's done, you know? +[5173.840 --> 5174.840] It's solid. +[5174.840 --> 5175.840] It's done. +[5175.840 --> 5176.840] Yeah. +[5176.840 --> 5177.840] So. +[5177.840 --> 5178.840] It just feels a little bad for her. +[5178.840 --> 5182.520] You know, it's a bummer and this happens quite a bit, guys. +[5182.520 --> 5184.240] I think girls forget about anniversaries. +[5184.240 --> 5186.240] I forgot about my anniversary one year. +[5186.240 --> 5187.240] Really? +[5187.240 --> 5188.440] Yeah, it's really bad. +[5188.440 --> 5190.440] I have two anniversaries technically. +[5190.440 --> 5191.440] Oh, good for you. +[5191.440 --> 5192.440] Yeah. +[5192.440 --> 5193.440] Just be nice. +[5193.440 --> 5194.440] I have zero. +[5194.440 --> 5199.600] Well, because I told Justin, he asked me to be his girlfriend one time and I said no. +[5199.600 --> 5202.920] And then so it was kind of in my court after that to be like, okay, I'm ready. +[5202.920 --> 5203.920] Yeah. +[5203.920 --> 5204.920] I'll be your girlfriend. +[5204.920 --> 5212.320] So on the 27th of December, I was like, okay, I'm tired of correcting people and saying +[5212.320 --> 5215.560] you're my friend Justin, like we've been together dating at this point for a couple +[5215.560 --> 5216.560] of months now, whatever. +[5216.560 --> 5218.560] I was like, we can be dating. +[5218.560 --> 5222.640] And I was like, but I don't want the 27th as our anniversary because it's hard to remember +[5222.640 --> 5223.640] right? +[5223.640 --> 5224.640] Like no. +[5224.640 --> 5225.640] December 27th. +[5225.640 --> 5229.640] So I was like, can we just wait until the first to be official because I want the first +[5229.640 --> 5231.400] to be our actual anniversary date? +[5231.400 --> 5232.400] So I have to. +[5232.400 --> 5233.400] I think that's fine. +[5233.400 --> 5234.400] He goes by the 27th. +[5234.400 --> 5235.400] He goes by, yeah, I would too. +[5235.400 --> 5236.400] We do. +[5236.400 --> 5237.400] I would too. +[5237.400 --> 5238.400] That's like symbolic. +[5238.400 --> 5241.400] I'm so weird, you guys. +[5241.400 --> 5244.680] So that's like you having a baby and being like, I don't really like odd numbers. +[5244.680 --> 5246.680] So we're going to pretend he was born on the 8th. +[5246.720 --> 5247.720] I know. +[5247.720 --> 5248.720] I should have kept my mouth shut for a couple days. +[5248.720 --> 5251.520] Yeah, you should have been like, let me sit on this one. +[5251.520 --> 5252.960] Oh, the ball was totally in my court. +[5252.960 --> 5253.960] I know. +[5253.960 --> 5255.160] Let me sit on it three more days, four more days. +[5255.160 --> 5257.400] Yeah, no, he, he absolutely loves the way I did it. +[5257.400 --> 5261.920] We were like staying at this like hotel in Duluth called Pier B. My absolute favorite place +[5261.920 --> 5263.680] if you ever traveling to Duluth, Minnesota. +[5263.680 --> 5264.680] The amenities are amazing. +[5264.680 --> 5265.680] They can be smores. +[5265.680 --> 5267.240] I'm sure that's on a lot of people's lists. +[5267.240 --> 5268.240] It's so good. +[5268.240 --> 5269.640] Hey, don't shit on Duluth. +[5269.640 --> 5270.640] I'm not shitting on Duluth. +[5270.640 --> 5271.640] I love Duluth. +[5271.640 --> 5272.640] You know I love Duluth. +[5272.640 --> 5273.640] It's just lady. +[5273.640 --> 5277.360] No, I'm just saying like it's not like a destination. +[5277.360 --> 5278.840] It is trust me. +[5278.840 --> 5280.280] I live nothing against Duluth. +[5280.280 --> 5281.280] I love Duluth. +[5281.280 --> 5283.280] My family has a cabin in Lutzen. +[5283.280 --> 5284.280] It's good. +[5284.280 --> 5285.280] I love it. +[5285.280 --> 5289.880] But yeah, I like just walked in because my brother was like, okay Morgan, like you, like +[5289.880 --> 5293.440] he kept saying like all night like, oh, like Morgan's boyfriend and Justin. +[5293.440 --> 5295.920] Like I'm hanging out with someone called and he's like, I'm hanging out with my sister +[5295.920 --> 5297.560] Morgan and her boyfriend. +[5297.560 --> 5299.320] And I walk up in the hotel room and I just look at him. +[5299.320 --> 5302.160] I'm like, I'm really tired of correcting people. +[5302.160 --> 5303.440] And he just says like that feeling. +[5303.440 --> 5304.440] And he's like, oh my god. +[5304.440 --> 5305.440] So it all worked out. +[5305.440 --> 5306.440] Here we are. +[5306.440 --> 5307.440] There you go. +[5307.440 --> 5308.440] Almost four years later. +[5308.440 --> 5309.440] Oh, yeah, almost. +[5309.440 --> 5310.440] Pretty wild. +[5310.440 --> 5311.440] Yeah. +[5311.440 --> 5315.040] We've like our meeting anniversary. +[5315.040 --> 5316.680] We just celebrated like four years. +[5316.680 --> 5318.360] So you celebrate meeting anniversaries too? +[5318.360 --> 5319.360] So you like three? +[5319.360 --> 5320.360] Yeah. +[5320.360 --> 5321.360] Wow. +[5321.360 --> 5323.360] I'm like really the worst girlfriend in the world. +[5323.360 --> 5324.960] I only had one and I forgot it. +[5324.960 --> 5326.360] Did I celebrate getting mail? +[5326.360 --> 5327.360] I call mail presents. +[5327.360 --> 5329.760] Like I just give me a reason to celebrate anything. +[5329.760 --> 5332.760] I have like too much on my mind. +[5332.760 --> 5335.720] Like I forgot my three year anniversary. +[5335.720 --> 5337.840] It's like the date has come around a couple times now. +[5337.840 --> 5340.440] There's like, it's not like my first year and I forgot. +[5340.440 --> 5343.000] But maybe that was your subconscious telling you it wasn't right. +[5343.000 --> 5346.120] No, the relationship still went on for another year. +[5346.120 --> 5347.120] It was fun. +[5347.120 --> 5348.120] Maybe your brain knew long before? +[5348.120 --> 5349.120] No. +[5349.120 --> 5350.640] That's just me being a complete dumbass. +[5350.640 --> 5351.880] Like I'm not going to be a great wife. +[5351.880 --> 5352.880] I know that. +[5352.880 --> 5354.280] I'm going to be like that shitty wife. +[5354.280 --> 5355.280] You know those shows? +[5355.280 --> 5356.280] You know those shows. +[5356.280 --> 5357.880] So you're going to be this guy for getting anniversaries? +[5357.880 --> 5358.880] No, not like that. +[5358.880 --> 5361.720] I'm not going to be like fucking around with on a road trip with some guy. +[5361.720 --> 5367.440] But like, you know those shows where the wife is just very, I'm trying to think of like +[5367.440 --> 5368.440] a character. +[5368.440 --> 5372.160] Just very, no, just very de-gaff. +[5372.160 --> 5373.600] Like they're just like don't give a fuck. +[5373.600 --> 5374.760] Like, oh, yeah. +[5374.760 --> 5376.760] Took me a second to write. +[5376.760 --> 5377.760] I don't know. +[5377.760 --> 5380.240] Yeah, like I'm going to think I know there's a show I've seen where I'm like, I'm going +[5380.240 --> 5381.240] to be that mom. +[5381.240 --> 5385.680] Like I just tell that I'm just going to be very like, oh shit, it's our five year and +[5385.680 --> 5386.680] we're oh my god. +[5386.680 --> 5389.280] Like, I'm not like sentimental like that. +[5389.920 --> 5392.200] Is there a character like that on big little lies? +[5392.200 --> 5394.600] I was thinking of working moms, but I can't. +[5394.600 --> 5396.920] Yeah, I was kind of like that. +[5396.920 --> 5397.920] Mm-hmm. +[5397.920 --> 5398.920] You know, yeah. +[5398.920 --> 5399.920] I should love that show. +[5399.920 --> 5400.920] I know I love that show. +[5400.920 --> 5401.920] It's a good idea back in the day. +[5401.920 --> 5402.920] I love that show. +[5402.920 --> 5403.920] But I don't know. +[5403.920 --> 5404.920] I think of the character. +[5404.920 --> 5406.440] I, and I'm not saying I'm a shitty person. +[5406.440 --> 5409.400] I'm like not a shitty person and like whatever. +[5409.400 --> 5414.560] But I just know based on my history, I feel like all of my wife and friends have been like +[5414.560 --> 5419.200] the loving ones who like, and I'm just kind of like, I'm a little cold. +[5419.200 --> 5420.560] You know, I don't know. +[5420.560 --> 5421.560] I just doesn't translate well. +[5421.560 --> 5423.440] No, you're very thoughtful. +[5423.440 --> 5429.840] You just, I think, honestly, I think, I think you don't give your subconscious enough credit. +[5429.840 --> 5432.120] No, I just, I think I just know myself. +[5432.120 --> 5435.120] I think I just, I'm aware enough to know my flaws. +[5435.120 --> 5440.560] Okay, put it in your iPhone and set up for a yearly reminder that really pings you. +[5440.560 --> 5441.560] What? +[5441.560 --> 5442.560] My anniversary? +[5442.560 --> 5443.560] The next one you get. +[5443.560 --> 5444.560] Okay. +[5444.560 --> 5446.360] And when that happens, I'll be sure to do that. +[5446.360 --> 5447.360] You never know. +[5447.360 --> 5448.360] Could be next week. +[5448.440 --> 5449.640] You could meet someone. +[5449.640 --> 5453.080] Some people meet people and they're married 12 days later. +[5453.080 --> 5454.840] Don't you just see that for me? +[5454.840 --> 5457.640] Honestly, I could see it. +[5457.640 --> 5458.640] That's disgusting. +[5458.640 --> 5461.160] I'm not saying it's out of the realm of possibilities. +[5461.160 --> 5462.160] That's all I'm saying. +[5462.160 --> 5463.160] That's all I'm saying. +[5463.160 --> 5464.160] That's an everyone's realm of possibilities. +[5464.160 --> 5465.160] Exactly. +[5465.160 --> 5466.800] No, you're good luck with that. +[5466.800 --> 5467.800] Okay, next one. +[5467.800 --> 5474.480] Am I the asshole for sending an invoice to my wife's cousin after she, quote, didn't +[5474.480 --> 5477.040] have space for us at her wedding? +[5477.760 --> 5478.760] Wow. +[5478.760 --> 5481.280] I own a printing company that I run with my wife. +[5481.280 --> 5486.680] Her cousin came to us and wanted us to do all the signage, banners, guest books, life-sized +[5486.680 --> 5489.040] cutouts, etc. for her wedding. +[5489.040 --> 5493.400] We do this all the time for friends, weddings and events and we never charge. +[5493.400 --> 5496.440] We're happy to help out and it's usually a lot of fun working together to make some +[5496.440 --> 5497.440] cool stuff. +[5497.440 --> 5502.240] A few weeks before the wedding, her wedding planner tells us they need all of the items +[5502.240 --> 5505.560] by X-date so they can set it up for the wedding. +[5505.560 --> 5510.080] At this point, we hadn't received our wedding invitations and didn't even know when the +[5510.080 --> 5512.600] actual wedding was. +[5512.600 --> 5517.240] My wife texts her and tries to clarify when the wedding is and if we miss the invitation +[5517.240 --> 5518.240] somehow. +[5518.240 --> 5523.920] Her cousin replies and says, quote, oh, we downsize the wedding and we have decided to +[5523.920 --> 5527.480] have like a close friends and family thing. +[5527.480 --> 5528.480] End quote. +[5528.480 --> 5532.720] And they didn't have space for us in the small venue. +[5532.720 --> 5538.480] My wife and I are pretty hurt and insulted and on top of it, we've spent close to $2,000 +[5538.480 --> 5540.240] on all of the materials. +[5540.240 --> 5545.040] Her cousin and the wedding planner kept making tiny revisions to the artwork, had us print +[5545.040 --> 5550.960] samples to see how it would look in person, resize several of the items a few times, etc. +[5550.960 --> 5555.720] All that cost a ton of time and money and we're a functioning business so we either had +[5555.720 --> 5561.360] to delay other orders or stay late and print her stuff on our own time. +[5561.360 --> 5565.680] So I went ahead and build her for our cost and said we needed payment before delivery +[5565.680 --> 5569.920] because I'm not going to chase her down for payment for months, slash years after the +[5569.920 --> 5570.920] wedding. +[5570.920 --> 5572.240] We're not making money on it. +[5572.240 --> 5574.720] Just charged her for the cost of materials. +[5574.720 --> 5579.840] So far we've gotten threatening calls from the cousin, her fiance, some random members +[5579.840 --> 5584.120] of my wife's family that I don't know, some of the groomsmen, etc. +[5584.120 --> 5587.320] Essentially calling us assholes. +[5587.320 --> 5592.640] I'm considering charging full price or else we won't deliver the items. +[5592.640 --> 5594.080] Are we assholes here? +[5594.080 --> 5598.320] Sorry, but I'm not going to waste my hard earned time and money on someone who doesn't +[5598.320 --> 5603.720] even consider us, quote, close friends and family. +[5603.720 --> 5607.080] So was the understanding that they were going to get it for free? +[5607.080 --> 5608.080] Originally? +[5608.080 --> 5609.560] It seems like it was expected. +[5609.560 --> 5611.080] That's what it sounds like. +[5611.080 --> 5612.080] Yeah. +[5612.080 --> 5616.880] No, like clear cut answer based on that, but it feels like it was expected. +[5617.600 --> 5618.360] To be free. +[5618.360 --> 5623.000] I might be missing a detail, but I don't think that he's an asshole for that. +[5623.000 --> 5624.000] Not at all. +[5624.000 --> 5630.280] I don't think you should ever expect anything for free unless it's explicitly said. +[5630.280 --> 5636.080] I mean, there's certain situations where it's just a given, you know, that this is a gift, +[5636.080 --> 5638.120] you know, that this is something that's being covered. +[5638.120 --> 5641.680] But in this situation, I mean, I don't think they're misreading it at all. +[5641.680 --> 5645.040] And I think that it's really shitty that they didn't even catch an invite to this wedding. +[5645.880 --> 5650.520] Even more so, okay, that this is more transactional that I actually originally thought. +[5650.520 --> 5652.000] I think they should charge for sure. +[5652.000 --> 5653.000] Absolutely. +[5653.000 --> 5654.000] It is a transaction. +[5654.000 --> 5655.000] It's a transaction to them. +[5655.000 --> 5656.320] You're not even gassed at their wedding. +[5656.320 --> 5657.320] No. +[5657.320 --> 5665.000] Even if they were, I think I would still argue that doesn't mean that it doesn't like free you +[5665.000 --> 5666.800] of that cost. +[5666.800 --> 5667.800] I would agree with that. +[5667.800 --> 5672.840] I think honestly, the fact that they were willing to do it for free just for like, and +[5673.840 --> 5677.560] your family, like I would assume that I'm getting invited to my cousins wedding next year. +[5677.560 --> 5680.560] Like that's, I think that's a fair assumption to make with family. +[5680.560 --> 5688.560] And so like, you know, that's above and beyond in kindness to give them free product, +[5688.560 --> 5691.920] time, labor, like all of that. +[5691.920 --> 5695.200] I don't even think I would, I would even accept that from my family member. +[5695.200 --> 5701.280] I think like getting it at cost, I would never want to see them pay $2,000 or whatever +[5701.280 --> 5704.120] the number is for me and all my shit for my wedding. +[5704.120 --> 5705.120] Yeah. +[5705.120 --> 5708.440] Like them offering their time and their services free of charge like incredible. +[5708.440 --> 5710.240] But I'm at least going to pay for the materials. +[5710.240 --> 5711.240] Yeah. +[5711.240 --> 5715.720] Especially if I'm being a high maintenance, needy little shit revisions. +[5715.720 --> 5716.880] Can you print it? +[5716.880 --> 5718.400] Can you redo this? +[5718.400 --> 5719.400] Yeah. +[5719.400 --> 5720.400] What the fuck? +[5720.400 --> 5721.400] Yeah. +[5721.400 --> 5722.400] I agree. +[5722.400 --> 5723.800] I think it's totally fair. +[5723.800 --> 5724.800] It's totally fair. +[5724.800 --> 5725.800] Yeah. +[5725.800 --> 5726.800] I think it's fair to bill for it. +[5726.800 --> 5727.800] Oh, yeah. +[5727.800 --> 5734.120] The work is your work and you are a fully functioning business as OP says. +[5734.120 --> 5736.600] These people didn't really think, I mean, I get it. +[5736.600 --> 5737.600] You run out of room. +[5737.600 --> 5741.120] That's fine, but you didn't make the cut for them, which just signifies the relationship +[5741.120 --> 5744.240] that they have with you is not as deep as you thought. +[5744.240 --> 5746.720] And so fully fair to charge. +[5746.720 --> 5747.720] Exactly. +[5747.720 --> 5749.520] I think at that point, you're a vendor at this point. +[5749.520 --> 5750.520] You are. +[5750.520 --> 5751.520] You're a vendor. +[5751.520 --> 5752.520] 100%. +[5752.520 --> 5753.520] What separates you from a different vendor? +[5753.520 --> 5754.520] Nothing. +[5754.520 --> 5755.520] No, the vendor's getting in bite. +[5755.520 --> 5756.520] No. +[5756.520 --> 5757.520] Same. +[5757.560 --> 5760.720] Even if you did get an invite, like, I want to go anymore. +[5760.720 --> 5762.040] No, I'm saying, oh, yeah. +[5762.040 --> 5767.440] Even if they had gotten an invite, like, let's just say you were like a pastry shop. +[5767.440 --> 5769.800] And I invite, obviously, you're like in my wedding, whatever. +[5769.800 --> 5772.640] And then you just say, hey, I'll and I'm going to like bring like some desserts to your +[5772.640 --> 5773.640] wedding. +[5773.640 --> 5774.640] Let me know what I owe you. +[5774.640 --> 5778.800] Like, if you're a fully functioning pastry business, let me know what the cost will +[5778.800 --> 5779.800] be. +[5779.800 --> 5780.800] No, no, no, it's on me. +[5780.800 --> 5781.800] It's a wedding gift. +[5781.800 --> 5782.800] Okay. +[5782.800 --> 5783.800] That's different. +[5783.800 --> 5786.560] But like, if you fully own a shop and you're going to be bringing a service, like, you +[5786.560 --> 5788.960] should not just expect that it's free. +[5788.960 --> 5789.960] Yeah. +[5789.960 --> 5791.680] Unless it was primus, like, this is a gift to you. +[5791.680 --> 5793.600] I feel like so many people do that. +[5793.600 --> 5795.120] I saw this TikTok or this girl. +[5795.120 --> 5796.120] Right. +[5796.120 --> 5803.840] It was actually up for debate where I, okay, so essentially it was this, the OP, the TikTok +[5803.840 --> 5809.000] creator, was like, I have this client who always makes cakes for me, did it, did it, +[5809.000 --> 5810.000] a regular. +[5810.000 --> 5814.600] One day she, like, gets a cake for me and she invites me to book club with her girlfriends. +[5814.600 --> 5816.840] Hey, come to book club next Thursday. +[5816.840 --> 5817.840] Okay. +[5817.840 --> 5818.840] Okay, cool. +[5818.840 --> 5819.840] So she thinks like, I'm getting an invite. +[5819.840 --> 5820.840] Yeah. +[5820.840 --> 5823.760] And then she's like, bring one of your delicious cakes. +[5823.760 --> 5829.600] So I mean, this one was actually really like tossed up, but this person shows up with a +[5829.600 --> 5836.800] cake and then invoiced them and her like, he had to have an invoice and she was like, +[5836.800 --> 5837.800] wait, what? +[5837.800 --> 5840.520] Like, why am I paying for this cake? +[5840.920 --> 5844.320] The banter was like, she did tell you to bring a cake. +[5844.320 --> 5846.200] And so she regularly buys cakes from you. +[5846.200 --> 5851.000] It's kind of fair to assume that she was meaning like, make a cake and pay for it because +[5851.000 --> 5854.520] she's bought cakes from you before and you don't have really this pre-existing relationship. +[5854.520 --> 5860.120] But then the other camp was like, this was an invite to try to be friends. +[5860.120 --> 5862.920] And the least you could do was just like bring a cake as a gesture. +[5862.920 --> 5863.920] That's the camp byman. +[5863.920 --> 5864.920] It is. +[5864.920 --> 5865.920] It is. +[5865.920 --> 5866.920] Yeah. +[5866.920 --> 5869.240] But she was like, is it my an asshole for invoicing her? +[5869.240 --> 5873.160] It's like, it was really truly like get the room. +[5873.160 --> 5874.160] Yeah. +[5874.160 --> 5876.800] It was split because I wouldn't I think like ordering a cake. +[5876.800 --> 5880.640] I guess maybe it was the way that she put it where she's like, bring one of your cakes +[5880.640 --> 5885.160] where it could have been like, we usually all kind of like potluck and bring stuff. +[5885.160 --> 5886.160] Feel free to bring whatever. +[5886.160 --> 5887.160] Yeah, that wasn't it. +[5887.160 --> 5888.760] Like your cake is really good if you want to bring one of those. +[5888.760 --> 5889.760] That's different. +[5889.760 --> 5890.760] No, it wasn't that. +[5890.760 --> 5891.760] It's all about that delivery. +[5891.760 --> 5895.840] So it was like bring, bring those cakes you make or like bring that one cake or it +[5895.840 --> 5897.000] was very, that's really tough. +[5897.000 --> 5899.840] It is tough because you're like, is that an order? +[5899.840 --> 5901.720] Like, I don't know. +[5901.720 --> 5903.120] I really was torn on that one. +[5903.120 --> 5905.880] I personally would have invoiced because I'm like, I wouldn't. +[5905.880 --> 5910.920] I wouldn't have, but I don't necessarily think it was out of pocket to invoice. +[5910.920 --> 5914.880] I think I would have in that moment asked for more clarification and just, but it's like, +[5914.880 --> 5918.080] oh, you're getting in about you don't want to like, you don't want to go right. +[5918.080 --> 5919.080] You don't want to spoil it. +[5919.080 --> 5920.080] Yeah. +[5920.080 --> 5923.320] But I feel like I would have been like, oh, do people typically bring stuff as an appala? +[5923.320 --> 5924.320] Yeah. +[5924.320 --> 5925.840] Like, dessert or should I bring something out? +[5925.840 --> 5926.840] Yeah. +[5926.840 --> 5929.400] And if it, I don't know, like you kind of have to weed it out. +[5929.400 --> 5934.760] But I guess I probably would have showed up and just with the simplest fucking cake you +[5934.760 --> 5935.760] can make. +[5935.760 --> 5936.760] For sure. +[5936.760 --> 5937.760] I've been like, this one's on the house. +[5937.760 --> 5940.840] And then next time I'll tell her, hey, like, no, I'm not going to bring a cake every +[5940.840 --> 5941.840] week. +[5941.840 --> 5944.880] Because then it's kind of like, oh, you just invited me to your book club for my cakes. +[5944.880 --> 5945.880] Yeah. +[5945.880 --> 5946.880] Or, yeah, or see if she pays you. +[5946.880 --> 5951.360] And if she does it, then you know, then you know, next time just say, hey, like I don't +[5951.360 --> 5952.800] all my days off, like I don't want to make it. +[5952.800 --> 5953.800] Whatever you have to say. +[5953.800 --> 5954.800] Yeah. +[5954.800 --> 5956.720] So it's definitely very awkward. +[5956.720 --> 5961.680] And I guess the another argument too was like, this person's a regular client. +[5961.680 --> 5963.000] Like they clearly buy cakes from you. +[5963.000 --> 5964.480] Like the, it's a good sign of goodwill. +[5964.480 --> 5965.760] Like you bring a cake to the book club. +[5965.760 --> 5966.760] That's also really true. +[5966.760 --> 5968.560] Like you might have just lost a good page. +[5968.560 --> 5969.560] She did. +[5969.560 --> 5970.560] Yeah. +[5970.560 --> 5971.560] That's awkward. +[5971.560 --> 5972.560] I know. +[5972.560 --> 5973.560] Because the person was taking back. +[5973.560 --> 5974.560] They were like, what do you mean? +[5974.560 --> 5975.560] What? +[5975.560 --> 5977.720] Well, and that to me seems like a gesture of like, hey, I really enjoy you. +[5977.720 --> 5978.720] Yeah. +[5978.720 --> 5981.720] I know we have limited interaction, but like a book club is a great place to start. +[5981.720 --> 5982.720] Yeah. +[5982.720 --> 5983.720] Yeah. +[5983.720 --> 5984.720] Yeah. +[5984.720 --> 5986.000] And definitely one of invoiced. +[5986.000 --> 5989.520] I would have brought it and then like read the room and like if I was the only one bringing +[5989.520 --> 5990.520] the cake. +[5990.520 --> 5991.520] You would have been forced. +[5991.520 --> 5992.520] No one else. +[5992.520 --> 5994.600] No, no, no, I just wouldn't have probably gone back because then it's kind of like, well, +[5994.600 --> 5996.520] did you invite me only for the cakes? +[5996.520 --> 5999.640] And if that's how you feel after leaving, then like it didn't make you feel good to go +[5999.640 --> 6000.640] back. +[6000.640 --> 6001.640] Yeah. +[6001.640 --> 6002.640] It's a good point. +[6002.640 --> 6003.640] It is your time. +[6003.640 --> 6005.600] It is your energy, but also that seems like it wasn't. +[6005.600 --> 6008.760] That seems like it was a nice gesture to be like, hey, let's be friends. +[6008.760 --> 6012.600] It does, but also like the bring, she could have just had come to the club period. +[6012.600 --> 6013.600] No bring your cake. +[6013.600 --> 6014.600] Yeah. +[6014.600 --> 6018.120] I think it's like total miscommunication on both sides. +[6018.120 --> 6023.520] It's kind of like the, hey, do you want to go take like a Pilates class tomorrow? +[6023.520 --> 6024.520] Yeah. +[6024.520 --> 6025.520] Okay. +[6025.520 --> 6026.520] Can you drive? +[6026.520 --> 6027.520] Like, okay, my car's being repaired. +[6027.520 --> 6028.520] Can you drive? +[6028.520 --> 6032.800] You know, that's kind of the vibe I got where it's like, I want to know how that one +[6032.800 --> 6033.800] resolved. +[6033.800 --> 6034.800] Which one? +[6034.800 --> 6035.800] That's the cake. +[6035.800 --> 6036.800] Yeah. +[6036.800 --> 6037.800] You can probably Google it. +[6037.800 --> 6038.800] I think it went kind of viral. +[6038.800 --> 6039.800] I need to find that one. +[6039.800 --> 6040.800] It was like cake book club. +[6040.800 --> 6042.120] And it might have not been book club. +[6042.120 --> 6044.040] It might have been like bridge or something. +[6044.040 --> 6047.440] It was some type of gathering, but I think it was book club. +[6047.440 --> 6048.440] Yeah. +[6048.440 --> 6049.440] I thought that one was hard. +[6049.440 --> 6050.440] I went back and forth. +[6050.440 --> 6054.480] And the comments were like very kind of split and making great arguments on both. +[6054.480 --> 6055.880] And I'm like, that's tough. +[6055.880 --> 6057.480] I mean, that's happened. +[6057.480 --> 6063.000] I can't think of a specific example, but like, that's happened to me where even like +[6063.000 --> 6064.000] girls' nights, right? +[6064.000 --> 6066.440] And it's like, oh, everyone brings food or wine. +[6066.440 --> 6069.600] And there's been nights where everyone just brings something and that's it. +[6069.600 --> 6072.000] And then there's been nights where we're all like, okay, like, let me know what I owe +[6072.000 --> 6073.000] you like Van Moe. +[6073.000 --> 6074.000] You know what I mean? +[6074.000 --> 6076.080] And sometimes you really don't know. +[6076.080 --> 6080.800] And it kind of sucks because it's like, well, if I had known, I wouldn't have gotten +[6080.800 --> 6084.040] this $50 bottle of wine that I was going to just pay for myself. +[6084.040 --> 6085.040] I thought we were all splitting. +[6085.040 --> 6086.040] You know what I mean? +[6086.040 --> 6087.040] I know. +[6087.040 --> 6088.720] So it's kind of, you know, I mismanaged expectations. +[6088.720 --> 6089.720] I think so. +[6089.720 --> 6092.920] It's very miscommunication. +[6092.920 --> 6097.240] Well, we've always been all really good about like, like when we would do girl stuff, we'd +[6097.240 --> 6100.960] always be like kind of like expecting that we're all sharing and going in on it. +[6100.960 --> 6101.960] Yeah. +[6102.520 --> 6103.960] But I know that that's always the case. +[6103.960 --> 6104.960] I know. +[6104.960 --> 6105.960] It was on TikTok. +[6105.960 --> 6106.960] TikTok. +[6106.960 --> 6107.960] I can't find it. +[6107.960 --> 6111.360] I see it based on Google search, a bunch of different things. +[6111.360 --> 6114.480] So if anyone sees it, please send it my way. +[6114.480 --> 6115.800] If Alejandra can't find it. +[6115.800 --> 6116.800] I'll try. +[6116.800 --> 6121.160] A lot of comments from OP on this one and someone goes, not the asshole. +[6121.160 --> 6122.160] They used you. +[6122.160 --> 6123.640] Look at how much money they saved. +[6123.640 --> 6126.200] $2,000 is not a normal wedding gift. +[6126.200 --> 6129.320] I suggest from now on you asked to be paid, but give a discount. +[6129.320 --> 6132.880] You shouldn't end up in the red because of a gift unless you can write it off. +[6132.880 --> 6137.480] Ask yourself if they never intended to invite you and just wanted free services. +[6137.480 --> 6138.480] Yeah. +[6138.480 --> 6141.800] And OP goes, it usually ends up being a couple hundred dollars max. +[6141.800 --> 6146.160] The constant revisions and reprints jacked the price up considerably. +[6146.160 --> 6150.600] We were still at the awkward stage where we couldn't exactly tell them, quote, hey, this +[6150.600 --> 6152.240] is getting kind of expensive. +[6152.240 --> 6153.240] What? +[6153.240 --> 6154.240] That's where I've always told someone. +[6154.240 --> 6159.080] Yeah, that's where you got to kind of like put your adult pants on and communicate +[6159.080 --> 6163.160] because like in this world, if you don't advocate for yourself, no one's advocating +[6163.160 --> 6166.160] for you in your business, you have to advocate for yourself. +[6166.160 --> 6167.160] Yeah. +[6167.160 --> 6169.840] And that's where I think I'm not like blaming OP or anything, but I do think you have +[6169.840 --> 6173.200] to take a little bit of responsibility and say, hey, you know, we were planning on giving +[6173.200 --> 6176.200] you like a massive discount or this was going to be a wedding gift from us. +[6176.200 --> 6178.440] However, it's starting to get. +[6178.440 --> 6179.440] It's too expensive. +[6179.440 --> 6181.960] It's starting to get very expensive and beyond the price point that we were comfortable +[6181.960 --> 6182.960] with. +[6182.960 --> 6184.160] So we're so happy to still do this for you. +[6184.160 --> 6188.000] Just know that after certain threshold, we will have to invoice. +[6188.360 --> 6190.400] Yeah, especially after all the revisions. +[6190.400 --> 6193.480] That's an easy point where if they keep asking for revisions, you can say, hey, you know +[6193.480 --> 6194.480] what? +[6194.480 --> 6198.200] Like these revisions are really jacking up your price, going forward, we're going to have +[6198.200 --> 6201.240] to charge for everything else because we're hitting the $1,500 marker. +[6201.240 --> 6204.480] We're hitting the $1,000 mark and that's that's extensive for us. +[6204.480 --> 6205.480] Yeah. +[6205.480 --> 6206.880] And just this is out of the norm for us. +[6206.880 --> 6208.280] This is not our typical. +[6208.280 --> 6212.000] We're kind of like going, we're kind of doing like double, double back clicks for you +[6212.000 --> 6213.000] guys here. +[6213.000 --> 6214.680] And so we can't do it at a huge discount. +[6214.680 --> 6218.400] It's already more work than we would traditionally do when someone's paying full price. +[6218.400 --> 6219.400] Yeah. +[6219.400 --> 6223.040] But again, like it's, it's easy for us to sit here and say that. +[6223.040 --> 6225.760] And I know it's so much more awkward when you're in that position and you don't want to +[6225.760 --> 6227.880] rock the boat and you want to make people feel bad. +[6227.880 --> 6228.880] For sure. +[6228.880 --> 6233.560] But I just think that a lot of heart, it can be saved with some, with a little bit of +[6233.560 --> 6237.520] awkward communication can save like a lot of awkward aftermath. +[6237.520 --> 6238.520] Oh my God. +[6238.520 --> 6243.520] You know, so speaking of communication, the fact that everyone else is getting involved +[6243.520 --> 6244.520] to is crazy. +[6244.520 --> 6247.920] I think the groomsman, like, yeah, you got some loyal friends there. +[6247.920 --> 6251.040] So someone actually brings it up though and they go, what exactly are they threatening +[6251.040 --> 6252.040] you with? +[6252.040 --> 6253.040] Yeah. +[6253.040 --> 6254.040] Give us free shit or we're called to cops. +[6254.040 --> 6255.040] Yeah. +[6255.040 --> 6258.840] And Opie goes, the groomsman are messaging me with frat bro garbage like quote, you're +[6258.840 --> 6261.280] not going to fuck up our boy's wedding. +[6261.280 --> 6264.560] Everyone else is saying how we made it about us and now the bride has to deal with this, +[6264.560 --> 6265.560] et cetera. +[6265.560 --> 6266.560] Nothing of substance. +[6266.560 --> 6269.760] You can't make it about you if you weren't invited to wedding. +[6269.760 --> 6272.320] You're literally just charging for what you've got. +[6272.320 --> 6273.320] Yeah. +[6273.320 --> 6274.320] You're completely fair. +[6274.320 --> 6277.480] $2,000 is like, that's crazy. +[6277.480 --> 6279.680] That's way more expensive than a wedding gift. +[6279.680 --> 6280.680] Yeah. +[6280.680 --> 6281.880] And this is this comment's really sad. +[6281.880 --> 6285.880] So someone goes, also, what is your wife's stance on this since it wasn't mentioned, not +[6285.880 --> 6288.040] the asshole regardless. +[6288.040 --> 6290.480] And Opie goes, she's devastated. +[6290.480 --> 6294.160] She's the most generous person I know and she gets so much joy out of helping friends +[6294.160 --> 6296.240] and family with their special events. +[6296.240 --> 6299.960] They kept trying to guilt her and made vague threats. +[6299.960 --> 6301.600] So I took over the messaging. +[6301.600 --> 6303.320] That's when the groom's been stepped in. +[6303.320 --> 6304.320] Total disaster. +[6304.320 --> 6307.800] Oh, that hurts because it's always the people who are so generous and kind that could take +[6307.800 --> 6311.800] an advantage of they felt like they could take advantage of them. +[6311.800 --> 6312.800] It's so sad. +[6312.800 --> 6313.800] It's so sad. +[6313.800 --> 6314.800] I hate that. +[6314.800 --> 6320.800] So I got for you on this episode of Two Hot Takes. +[6320.800 --> 6325.680] You're just like form is like the is the Harley Davidson and the apple cider just dictating +[6325.680 --> 6326.680] your persona now. +[6326.680 --> 6327.680] Yeah. +[6327.680 --> 6328.680] Three lines. +[6328.680 --> 6329.680] We just merged into the. +[6329.680 --> 6330.680] I know. +[6330.680 --> 6332.680] Literally, we came at dad. +[6332.680 --> 6334.800] Yeah, I don't know what's happening with me. +[6334.800 --> 6335.960] I'm so out of it. +[6335.960 --> 6339.440] I feel like I still haven't recovered from the jet lag from Iceland. +[6339.440 --> 6340.760] And like, I don't know. +[6340.760 --> 6341.760] It's really weird. +[6341.760 --> 6343.040] Usually I don't get jet lag. +[6343.040 --> 6344.040] Yeah, I don't either. +[6344.040 --> 6347.440] But like this time, I got rocked. +[6347.440 --> 6348.440] That's interesting. +[6348.440 --> 6349.440] Yeah. +[6349.440 --> 6351.200] I don't get jet lag. +[6351.200 --> 6353.400] So it's hard for me to imagine. +[6353.400 --> 6354.400] It's a real bitch. +[6354.400 --> 6355.400] Yeah. +[6355.400 --> 6356.400] It's a real bitch. +[6356.400 --> 6357.400] But, duh. +[6357.400 --> 6358.400] I don't know what you do. +[6358.400 --> 6359.400] What are you supposed to do? +[6359.400 --> 6360.400] You just keep pushing through. +[6360.440 --> 6364.040] I've heard, when I came back from Europe, I was really nervous about getting jet lagged, +[6364.040 --> 6366.400] especially because I was having food poisoning from hell. +[6366.400 --> 6370.760] I had food poisoning from hell, but I also had to get on a plane 24 hours later, another +[6370.760 --> 6372.400] international flight. +[6372.400 --> 6374.120] So I was really worried about getting jet lagged. +[6374.120 --> 6375.120] I know. +[6375.120 --> 6377.760] And then after that one, I had to go to our live show. +[6377.760 --> 6379.840] So it was one thing after the other. +[6379.840 --> 6382.280] And I asked for advice because I was scared I was going to get jet lagged. +[6382.280 --> 6384.520] And what everybody said is to get on the time zone. +[6384.520 --> 6386.720] That's the best thing you can do for your body. +[6386.720 --> 6388.040] I didn't need to do it. +[6388.040 --> 6392.360] In fact, I was in three different time zones, but you have to just, I'm like, which one? +[6392.360 --> 6393.360] Which one do I pick? +[6393.360 --> 6394.360] Which one? +[6394.360 --> 6395.360] But, flavacoin. +[6395.360 --> 6396.360] Yeah, I don't know. +[6396.360 --> 6397.360] You probably just need rest. +[6397.360 --> 6398.360] I do. +[6398.360 --> 6402.400] I've been recording a lot of episodes to try to get ahead for the holidays. +[6402.400 --> 6408.840] And our upcoming live show, speaking of it, by the time this episode comes out, tickets +[6408.840 --> 6411.000] will be on sale. +[6411.000 --> 6416.800] So we are doing two live shows, one of which is Friday, December 2nd, which will be in +[6416.800 --> 6421.000] one person in Los Angeles, California at the bourbon room. +[6421.000 --> 6425.760] And then Sunday is going to be live stream with moment. +[6425.760 --> 6430.720] So pick and choose what you're able to do, but super excited to have you guys there. +[6430.720 --> 6432.520] And the live stream will be really fun. +[6432.520 --> 6435.400] I think we're going to make gingerbread houses for the after party. +[6435.400 --> 6437.360] So it'll be really good. +[6437.360 --> 6440.000] I can't believe it's holiday season. +[6440.000 --> 6441.000] This year flew by. +[6441.000 --> 6442.000] Yeah. +[6442.000 --> 6445.120] I remember when we say that every year, but like this year felt unnaturally fast. +[6445.120 --> 6446.120] I agree. +[6446.120 --> 6447.400] I can't figure out why. +[6447.400 --> 6448.440] I cannot figure out why. +[6448.440 --> 6452.040] I think we were all doing double time to make up for like the past couple from COVID. +[6452.040 --> 6454.120] That could be like our run rate was a lot faster. +[6454.120 --> 6455.920] I think people did so much this year. +[6455.920 --> 6456.920] Yeah. +[6456.920 --> 6459.440] I'm finding that like everyone right now is like already burned out and ready to like +[6459.440 --> 6460.440] stop. +[6460.440 --> 6461.440] I'm burned out. +[6461.440 --> 6462.440] I'm so burned out. +[6462.440 --> 6463.440] Mm-hmm. +[6463.440 --> 6466.680] I, on my way here, I picked up a part of chocolate because I'm literally a freak and I have +[6466.680 --> 6468.440] to have chocolate like every single day. +[6468.440 --> 6469.440] And that's normal. +[6469.440 --> 6473.680] It's not that I've never met anybody with such a chocolate. +[6473.680 --> 6475.200] You're a chocolate hall. +[6475.240 --> 6477.560] I'm a chocolate hall like 100%. +[6477.560 --> 6480.440] And the flavor is gingerbread. +[6480.440 --> 6483.040] It's a, so I get this brand called Hugh chocolate. +[6483.040 --> 6484.040] Oh my god. +[6484.040 --> 6485.040] This one's so good. +[6485.040 --> 6486.040] They're super good. +[6486.040 --> 6487.040] Do you bring it here? +[6487.040 --> 6488.040] It's in my car. +[6488.040 --> 6489.040] I know. +[6489.040 --> 6490.040] No, you got me a pumpkin cheesecake. +[6490.040 --> 6491.040] I'm going to go eat that. +[6491.040 --> 6492.040] I'm going to go eat that. +[6492.040 --> 6493.040] I'm going to go eat that. +[6493.040 --> 6494.040] I'm going to go eat that. +[6494.040 --> 6495.040] Oh my god. +[6495.040 --> 6496.040] Anyway, they did gingerbread and I was like super excited because I'm like, yeah, it's +[6496.040 --> 6497.040] a holiday collab flavor. +[6497.040 --> 6498.600] I'll get you one next time. +[6498.600 --> 6499.600] And I ate it. +[6499.600 --> 6501.760] But to be honest with you, I'm actually glad you're not eating it because where I'm +[6501.760 --> 6505.160] going with this is it tasted exactly like Christmas. +[6505.160 --> 6506.160] And it's too soon too soon. +[6506.160 --> 6507.160] No, I'm ready. +[6507.160 --> 6508.160] No, trust me. +[6508.160 --> 6509.160] It was too soon. +[6509.160 --> 6510.160] It was too soon. +[6510.160 --> 6514.800] I'm so ready for baking Christmas cookies with my grandma. +[6514.800 --> 6516.800] I know those cookies go hard. +[6516.800 --> 6517.800] Oh, they're so good. +[6517.800 --> 6518.800] That's so exciting. +[6518.800 --> 6520.200] I love the holiday season. +[6520.200 --> 6523.800] I'm so excited to bake and make cute. +[6523.800 --> 6527.000] I was thinking for an episode we should make some holiday cocktails. +[6527.000 --> 6528.600] Oh, yeah. +[6528.600 --> 6530.280] I think that'd be great. +[6530.280 --> 6532.040] I'd love to see people's recipes. +[6532.040 --> 6534.560] My usual go to is like Maldwine. +[6534.560 --> 6535.560] That'd be fun. +[6535.560 --> 6538.560] But I'd love to see what everyone else would like pick for us. +[6538.560 --> 6543.760] Yeah, pick a pick a I want to do like a cocktail like Santa's like something fancy. +[6543.760 --> 6544.760] So do you know what I mean? +[6544.760 --> 6546.760] Yeah, something fancy that takes some effort. +[6546.760 --> 6547.760] Yes, garnish. +[6547.760 --> 6548.760] Yeah, little garnish. +[6548.760 --> 6549.760] I can't do vodka. +[6549.760 --> 6551.760] So consider that when you're throwing out your recipes. +[6551.760 --> 6553.600] I just do to kill out would you do gin? +[6553.600 --> 6554.600] I love gin. +[6554.600 --> 6556.560] Okay, gin pairs very well with the holiday drinks. +[6556.560 --> 6557.560] Oh my God. +[6557.560 --> 6561.560] I had the best gin cranberry cocktail last year. +[6561.560 --> 6562.560] So so good. +[6562.560 --> 6566.400] Yeah, drop, send your favorite holiday spritzes because I think that would be so fun. +[6566.400 --> 6567.400] That would be so fun. +[6567.400 --> 6569.640] And like cute little glasses and garnish. +[6569.640 --> 6570.640] Oh my God. +[6570.640 --> 6571.640] That'd be amazing. +[6571.640 --> 6572.640] Yeah, for sure. +[6572.640 --> 6573.640] And holiday sweaters. +[6573.640 --> 6574.640] Okay. +[6574.640 --> 6577.160] Well, we both need to go to frickin' bed. +[6577.160 --> 6580.320] So thank you guys all for being here. +[6580.320 --> 6583.120] I just, I can't believe we're here. +[6583.120 --> 6584.960] Like at the end of the year almost. +[6584.960 --> 6585.960] That's crazy. +[6585.960 --> 6586.960] This will be crazy. +[6586.960 --> 6587.960] It's almost November. +[6587.960 --> 6588.960] It's almost November. +[6588.960 --> 6589.960] This will come out in November. +[6589.960 --> 6592.520] So it's like by the time this comes out, they're only like a month and a half left. +[6592.520 --> 6596.280] And it's like, I just can't believe everything we've accomplished this year. +[6596.280 --> 6599.640] And I'm just so thankful for all of you. +[6599.640 --> 6601.840] And so I just, I love you guys. +[6601.840 --> 6604.520] So thank you, thank you for being here. +[6604.520 --> 6607.520] And on that note, until next time. +[6607.520 --> 6610.800] Sorry, the mic. +[6610.800 --> 6611.800] That's on Tired I Am. +[6611.800 --> 6612.800] Good night. +[6612.800 --> 6613.800] Bye guys. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_GDvthpzV6rI.txt b/transcript/podcast_GDvthpzV6rI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9860cea1e2d02f66d105928f33d395c29458f5cc --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_GDvthpzV6rI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,847 @@ +[0.000 --> 8.140] Hello, hello, welcome to Honeydumi podcast. I'm Cass and I'm Emma and this is our podcast +[9.540 --> 11.900] Podcast got it always gets me with your name +[12.320 --> 20.140] And we talk about sex and relationships and masturbation and touching all your holes and using all your digits or your mouth +[20.700 --> 27.140] We talk about it all we get down and dirty with it and with you and that's what we like to do every Wednesday +[28.140 --> 30.140] this month we are +[30.780 --> 32.280] focused on +[32.280 --> 38.880] tips tricks and naughty bits which really means we're just teaching you how to touch your genitals whether that be +[39.440 --> 42.680] With your own hands somebody else's hands somebody else's mouth +[43.340 --> 46.060] Or just learning how to take care of them. So yeah +[46.580 --> 53.820] That about covered it. It did amd it all. Yeah, we feel like there's so much to cover that two months is just a +[53.820 --> 58.500] Perfect time span to just really dive in as we like to say +[59.260 --> 64.860] And today we are going for the dong and we're using +[66.500 --> 73.340] We're using our hands and we're talking about hand jobs because it truly is something I stopped doing in high school +[73.340 --> 76.620] And I want to bring it back. I'm ready to try again +[77.100 --> 79.100] These hands have just been itching +[80.020 --> 83.100] To do their job that makes it I don't know +[83.100 --> 85.380] Maybe if you've itchy hands you shouldn't be giving a hand job +[85.860 --> 89.860] Yeah, you should check out that part first and then once your skin is cleared up +[89.860 --> 93.340] You can go in for a hand job. Do you think athletes hand is a thing? +[94.500 --> 96.500] Like I can be put I +[96.700 --> 103.860] Think so because there's some sports that wear gloves on one hand at least yeah like football or golf or +[104.940 --> 106.940] Those are all I can think of right fencing +[107.700 --> 111.900] Fencing you would have athletes face with that whole thing +[113.100 --> 117.540] You got to put a whole kick to bootle on yeah, that's so true. I know +[118.340 --> 120.980] Thankfully, I am not sporty at the moment. So I +[121.620 --> 127.460] Don't really think about it. I'm not liking to give all the hand jobs I want we are talking with sex educator Keely Rankin +[128.180 --> 134.260] And she's just so much fun and totally gives us all these new ideas for hand jobs and +[134.940 --> 137.980] gives us quite a bit of coaching as well, which was really fun +[138.220 --> 143.820] Yeah, she just splits us right down the middle and shows you all our bits +[143.820 --> 151.540] And if you head to YouTube you can also see with your eyeballs the movements we go over when we talk about +[152.140 --> 154.380] Different things to do on a penis with your hands +[155.140 --> 157.140] and also beyond just +[158.060 --> 162.780] How to handle a penis we get into like mental barriers, which I +[163.180 --> 168.460] Love that we do that that every time we talk about a new or different like sex act +[168.460 --> 174.180] We talk about the things that we kind of go through when we feel insecure or feel like our partners getting bored with our +[174.340 --> 179.900] Performance or if we're good enough. It's like all of those things really do play into how you enjoy +[180.340 --> 184.340] Giving as and receiving and I love that we get into that with Keely +[184.900 --> 187.100] Too it's very fun. It's very good +[188.100 --> 193.220] Well with that we'll just leave you to dive on in and we'll see you on the other +[193.740 --> 201.660] Goodbye. Bye. Well my name is Keely Rankin and I am a sex and relationship coach based out of San Francisco, California +[201.660 --> 202.940] and +[202.940 --> 207.980] Normally what I say about my work is I help people find pleasure. So folks couples individuals +[208.580 --> 212.180] People have been married for a long time or people who are single and trying to date +[212.740 --> 220.460] All we do is look at where is pleasure? How is it blocked and how can we help you find more sensation more satisfaction in your life? +[221.340 --> 225.140] We love amazing. What a great mission. Yeah +[227.780 --> 229.780] We want to bring back +[229.780 --> 235.220] Obviously more pleasure and also an act that seems a little like juvenile +[235.220 --> 241.860] But I feel like it's just misunderstood the hand job. So what are we missing about the hand job? +[242.180 --> 244.180] Let's like sell us on it +[244.500 --> 252.220] So I like to talk about it the lost art of the hand job because it is such an undervalued sexual +[253.700 --> 255.220] experience +[255.220 --> 257.220] And I think what has happened is +[258.420 --> 267.020] You know, there's a lot of reasons why maybe it's gotten less popular. I think sometimes people feel like maybe it's it's not easy or like +[268.020 --> 272.620] Like blow jobs are easier or let's just move to intercourse or something like that +[272.620 --> 278.140] But I think what happens when we when we move out of hand play we miss the most incredible +[278.660 --> 280.660] sexual organ which is our hands +[281.500 --> 287.980] Our women know right they're like oh, yeah digital play. Let's do this. I'm down like so many women +[287.980 --> 291.300] That's how they come that's how they find really really a wonderful +[292.180 --> 294.180] ecstatic pleasure spots +[294.900 --> 301.380] And I think sometimes men don't think about it that way that like women can learn to do incredible things with their hands +[301.660 --> 305.660] It just often takes a little bit of time not a lot of women have given hand jobs +[305.660 --> 310.740] And so they're I think a little scared of them. They're not really sure like you know what to do +[310.740 --> 315.140] Maybe they tried it once like in high school or early college and they're like that wasn't that great +[315.300 --> 317.300] So they just like give up on it all together +[318.020 --> 323.940] But there's so many opportunities to play with hand jobs. So I'm a big fan of them +[324.540 --> 329.060] I love that description. I feel like when I've talked to my partner about it who has a penis +[329.300 --> 337.940] He'll say like like why would I want a hand when it could be like a mouth or a vagina or a butt like it's like why would I do that? +[340.740 --> 346.660] But I I feel like hands are a different feeling and they can be good in their own way +[346.660 --> 351.540] It doesn't need to necessarily be compared or instead of or anything like that +[352.100 --> 354.660] Right and I think there can also be this +[355.380 --> 358.900] Thing where it's like if I'm and I don't know why this happens for people +[358.900 --> 362.820] But it's like oh if we do a hand job then I have to make you come from this +[362.820 --> 363.620] Mm-hmm +[363.620 --> 365.620] And then we're gonna be in it for a really long time +[366.420 --> 373.620] Versus maybe no one is orgasming during this play experience or maybe it's just something we're doing for +[374.180 --> 378.660] 15-20 minutes and then we maybe shift into something else that maybe has like higher states of +[379.380 --> 385.380] Erotic pleasure, right and I'm saying this as someone who doesn't think that they're good at blow jobs +[385.620 --> 387.620] But I would say that +[388.500 --> 392.900] I don't think I could like you what you said before like doesn't think that they're good at hand jobs +[392.900 --> 398.260] Like I do think I've never thought like oh, I'm really good at this. I thought always oh my mouth is more +[399.220 --> 402.580] Taboo more fun so I could easily be better at blow jobs +[403.220 --> 406.980] So why do the hand that's something that's tedious? It's taxing +[407.380 --> 408.420] Okay +[408.420 --> 412.580] Right and that's what's such a bummer is that it feels like you even did the motion +[412.580 --> 414.260] You're like yeah, I'm gonna do a hand job +[414.260 --> 419.780] I'm just gonna like do this one thing up and down and that's I mean our hands. They are so +[420.420 --> 425.140] It's for anyone who's watching this video like look at all the things my hands can do like they do +[425.860 --> 429.060] Open heart surgery like there's they have so many +[429.780 --> 436.020] Wonderful ways that they can play and move and I think sometimes we get locked in with our partners genitals to either +[436.580 --> 440.820] What we know works and we get a little fearful to try new things or +[441.780 --> 443.940] You know, we just kind of go with what we've seen +[444.260 --> 448.820] First is really letting ourselves like take a deep breath and just explore new ways of touching +[449.460 --> 456.900] And when I really think about what happens with with hand jobs a lot as people go actually to the moves that they think makes orgasm happen too quickly +[457.940 --> 461.700] They're going for the shaft they're going for the head and they're going up and down +[462.340 --> 470.020] And what the men that I've talked with about this will report is like it's too hard or too fast and it's not in and then it doesn't feel pleasurable +[470.820 --> 474.500] So there's a miss on what's where the pleasure is actually +[475.140 --> 479.300] Right and also it makes me sad to hear you saying you don't think you give good low jobs +[479.780 --> 482.340] I want to go in for that, but I'll give it a bit because we're +[484.020 --> 487.780] Thank you. I mean, I hope to build up my confidence. I also don't give them +[488.500 --> 489.700] Okay, well +[489.700 --> 491.700] So +[491.700 --> 494.980] I think it's a learned skill and I think I could get good, but +[496.180 --> 499.700] Yeah, I don't really have any subjects you haven't put in the minutes +[500.260 --> 506.900] I was gonna say hours, but that sounded like a lot sounds like a lot. Yeah +[507.940 --> 510.500] Um, well a big part of it is enjoying it +[510.900 --> 518.180] You know, I mean if we think about what's satisfying for us to receive we all want our partners to really be into +[518.820 --> 524.660] pleasure, especially when it's a one directional because sex can be mutual like intercourse feels often times +[524.740 --> 526.820] I think people think of it as mutual pleasure +[527.460 --> 532.820] But when we're doing things where it's specifically moving on to energy's moving on to one person +[533.300 --> 534.580] You know, it's this +[535.380 --> 538.180] It's a little different. It's more this giving space +[539.220 --> 541.700] And that really the hand job is it's like giving space +[542.340 --> 543.540] Yeah, great +[543.540 --> 546.340] We were just talking about that too with another I think +[546.900 --> 554.100] Um, we were talking about fingering the other day and it is it's like a fear of one partner being bored and +[555.780 --> 557.780] Yeah, I feel like I haven't let myself +[558.660 --> 564.740] Practice enough because I do get self-conscious that either they're bored because a hand is a hand and they have a hand +[565.140 --> 570.260] So what am I doing that's any better or like a hand is a precursor before the mouth +[570.340 --> 573.940] So I might as well keep moving on because they're just waiting for the mouth and +[574.420 --> 580.580] Yeah, Mike with which your partner might be they may feel like they still also really want your mouth in that experience +[582.020 --> 584.020] And maybe you tell them no +[585.540 --> 587.540] In a playful way +[588.100 --> 590.100] No, we're not just bees +[590.340 --> 596.020] I like that you said that they do open heart surgery because it's like yeah, these are fucking powerful. Yes, we got to utilize them +[596.500 --> 598.500] Yes, right +[598.500 --> 601.380] In the name of not going for the gold too quickly +[601.860 --> 602.660] um +[602.660 --> 609.300] How can we start a hand job like what are some teasing techniques we can use maybe over the pants stuff +[611.060 --> 614.740] Right, and I love that you bring that up because I think so often people think and I +[615.460 --> 620.980] I'm guessing it has a lot to do with movies like what you see with movies is like people always shoving their hands down people's pants +[620.980 --> 624.020] And then they're coming 30 seconds later somehow magically +[625.540 --> 630.500] That is more in alignment with early ejaculation for anyone listening um and +[631.460 --> 638.500] Really there is a lot of stuff over the pants and I think what also can happen sometimes is there's if there's a fear on both ends +[638.500 --> 643.700] I think in heterosexual play that if a man is not erect that he's not gonna +[644.100 --> 651.220] He's either not turned on not into you or he's not enjoying what's happening and that you can only really touch a cock if it's hard +[652.660 --> 657.060] And what's true is a lot of men if they let themselves get out of their own +[657.780 --> 658.980] sort of +[658.980 --> 664.020] Lockages around meeting their cock to always be hard the instance someone sees them in a sexual +[665.140 --> 667.140] loaded experience +[667.620 --> 674.100] That there's actually so much pleasure in a soft cock like there is so much touch that can feel good +[674.740 --> 680.900] Assuming someone's not coming in and trying to get them hard and trying to make them orgasm from that place +[681.540 --> 685.700] But saw the soft gentle stroking so yes, there's lots of stuff over +[686.420 --> 691.380] The clothes that you can do it's a little tougher in jeans and with these tight skinny jeans these days +[691.380 --> 697.460] It's also a little bit tricky depending on the sex of your partner and the kind of underwear they're wearing so +[698.180 --> 704.740] I normally say like that's you know, just want to pay attention because as the body gets harder +[705.460 --> 710.180] The cock gets harder it can start to press a little bit most men will take care of themselves and sort of readjust +[711.140 --> 712.900] but oftentimes +[712.900 --> 719.140] When it comes in general to I think this play space of of hand jobs. We want to slow everything down +[720.580 --> 726.660] So it's like if you're normally moving into sex say at like an eight or a nine sort of or most people are going in +[726.740 --> 729.540] It's like we want to slow you way back down to like +[730.260 --> 736.980] A one or a two where you're breathing you're taking your time and as you're touching you're sort of more in a caressing +[737.380 --> 742.580] Space where you're just sort of feeling and enjoying like okay? What does this feel like like? +[742.580 --> 748.500] What do I notice? How is my partner's breath changing? It can I tell if any flesh on their faces changing +[749.300 --> 753.860] Do I notice that their body starts to feel a little bit warmer in temperature and you're sort of just +[754.260 --> 760.500] Playing in that space and also asking yourself to like what do you like about this? Is there any fun anything fun about this? +[761.460 --> 763.460] So playing over +[763.780 --> 767.940] The clothes is a wonderful way to just sort of start that like moving +[767.940 --> 770.100] It's kind of hard to show on my body because I have the camera +[770.100 --> 773.860] But I'll do it like kind of in my neck. It's like moving through the whole area +[774.740 --> 780.980] So it's like you don't have to go just for the genitals and stay on the genitals and try and like do something like this over +[781.540 --> 789.140] It's more these strokes like through the growing and it can be up onto the belly and up into the chest and up onto the neck and down through the arms +[789.460 --> 794.420] It can really start all over the whole body depending on what feels fun and sexy for you at the time +[795.380 --> 798.100] And when clothes start to come off, right? +[798.180 --> 801.460] I think oftentimes people really rush through that too like hurry get the clothes off +[801.940 --> 806.740] Passionate six means we take our clothes off really fast and sometimes right fast fast +[807.460 --> 814.820] And sometimes it means that like yeah sometimes it's great to go really fast and and feel that and I think a lot of times +[814.820 --> 817.860] People are just rushing through because it's kind of be kind of a habit +[818.420 --> 825.940] So it's like can we enjoy taking the clothes off and then as we move into the hand job like can you let yourself take deep +[826.020 --> 831.220] Brass as you begin to explore your partner's body in that area running your hand through their hair +[832.100 --> 836.260] moving the palm over the cock going into +[837.140 --> 842.580] I break up the cock into different sections that are not based in like medical terminology +[843.940 --> 847.300] So any of the doctors listening to this and you're like well, this is first and talking about +[847.700 --> 853.220] But I feel like when we go to the medical people suddenly are not wanting to talk about sexy things +[853.380 --> 856.020] They're like they snap into like a different part of their brain +[856.500 --> 859.220] So I try with my clients to really stay and like +[860.100 --> 863.300] less technically correct to terms in some regard +[863.620 --> 865.620] So I talk about like there's the head of your cock +[866.500 --> 869.700] Which is often a place where many many people have lots and lots of sensation +[869.700 --> 871.540] They feel lots and lots of pleasure +[871.540 --> 875.060] There's sort of a rim around the outside of the head. That's a great place to play +[875.540 --> 879.220] And we'll go I'll go back into the different things we can do with with the cock in a little bit +[879.220 --> 882.340] But I'm just gonna give you the what parts we're looking at then there's a shaft +[882.420 --> 885.300] So that's the part that comes like out of the head on the top and it goes down +[886.500 --> 887.460] Right +[887.460 --> 891.860] And then there's the base. So it's the part that enters into the body +[892.660 --> 894.500] Then there's the balls +[894.500 --> 899.380] I call it the area behind the balls. That's the that's the least safest place +[899.700 --> 902.900] I think we can go the area behind the balls and then the asshole +[904.100 --> 907.060] And these are all areas that are great to touch and explore +[907.540 --> 911.860] The asshole for some men can bring a lot of shame or a lot of discomfort. So +[912.340 --> 915.460] You know, if it's your first time playing with someone I wouldn't just like go for +[916.100 --> 920.580] Starting to tickle or play with that area. You want to ask you want to make sure they feel okay +[921.300 --> 925.060] But in general these other spaces like we want to include them all +[925.380 --> 929.940] So we want to be moving our hands through either with our fingers, with our palms +[930.580 --> 934.900] On the tip of the head we can go around in circles like this +[936.020 --> 940.020] And oftentimes and it's like we can go in different directions. So we have two hands +[940.900 --> 943.700] If we're lucky I know some people unfortunately don't but +[944.420 --> 947.700] For many of us we have two hands and you can go in different directions +[948.100 --> 951.940] There's another there's a term called the twist and shout where you go in different directions +[952.180 --> 955.620] And you actually twist so like one goes this way like bringing out a towel +[956.100 --> 960.020] Yeah, bringing out a towel. That's perfect. We could we could change the name +[961.060 --> 964.820] There's also like you know, we can go and cup the balls a lot of similar things +[964.900 --> 967.380] I think people have figured out with oral sex +[967.460 --> 971.140] But it's taking the mouth out of it because when we put the mouth on suddenly +[971.860 --> 979.060] It that becomes a main for a lot of people's main focus or starting to do a lot with their tongue and with their lips and sort of moving in that way +[979.780 --> 984.740] But this is sort of saying like what if we just use our hand in these different playful ways +[985.300 --> 987.940] You can do like twisting back and forth like this +[988.580 --> 993.380] Can be fun going up and down twisting like a fire starter a fire starter +[993.860 --> 995.860] You're naming I like all these +[995.940 --> 999.780] You can do the holding at the base is also really nice for a lot of people +[999.940 --> 1003.940] They really enjoyed like the holding almost like a cock ring can feel really fun +[1004.500 --> 1005.860] But really the idea is +[1007.300 --> 1015.140] Can you take off the idea that you're supposed to go into that map that typical masturbation grab and hold and going up and down +[1015.700 --> 1016.100] Right +[1016.180 --> 1021.140] I think when we give ourselves permission that like that's not necessarily what a hand job needs to look like +[1022.420 --> 1024.420] Then it then we open up a lot of space +[1025.140 --> 1027.140] Totally for sure +[1027.940 --> 1034.180] I really oh go ahead. Oh, I'm sorry. I was gonna say I really appreciate the idea of moving slower because like you said +[1034.180 --> 1039.380] I connect so much with like fast movement especially taking off your clothes quickly +[1039.460 --> 1043.540] And I don't know it's probably because we're nervous and like that's a very vulnerable +[1044.420 --> 1047.620] You know action is like I gotta get it on fast. Oh, you don't look at me +[1048.020 --> 1048.980] um +[1048.980 --> 1053.220] But also I think you'd be a little less clumsy if we did go slower and so +[1053.860 --> 1061.940] I think that would definitely set like a good kind of confident slow movement and then you mentioned kind of stroking +[1062.820 --> 1066.820] Around that didn't even include genitals didn't even include the penis or the balls and so +[1067.220 --> 1067.940] Right +[1067.940 --> 1071.780] I know that feels good on me. I guess I just didn't realize that on other bodies +[1071.940 --> 1075.780] It could feel good too and so I usually stayed just on the genitals not +[1076.340 --> 1080.820] You know around the abdomen and the legs in the groin area, but I love that you say that that's a part of it too +[1081.780 --> 1083.700] Yeah, you know, it's really interesting with men +[1083.700 --> 1089.300] So one of my sub specialties is working with men who struggle with performance issues and +[1090.740 --> 1093.540] It's so fascinating for the last what it was +[1094.900 --> 1098.820] 14 years I've worked with this population and +[1099.860 --> 1101.700] What's true some you know all of these are +[1102.340 --> 1107.220] Generalizations some people do not like full body touch like it that it actually doesn't feel that great to them +[1107.300 --> 1112.900] It's maybe too tickly or they just are not into it. They're typically the folks who don't like massages +[1114.260 --> 1118.420] Um, they also those of I've noticed there's a correlation like if if people don't like massages +[1118.420 --> 1123.140] They often just don't like full body touch in general not always but but some of the time +[1124.420 --> 1127.860] But most men really really do love full body touch +[1128.740 --> 1131.780] They really want it they crave it. They don't know how to ask for it +[1131.780 --> 1134.420] They feel kind of silly or feminine asking for it because I think +[1135.220 --> 1139.620] A lot of people in the heterosexual space feel like oh, that's like what women need +[1140.500 --> 1145.220] And you know, this the pressure to have to like be erect right away +[1145.380 --> 1149.380] That's what we sort of we were talking about a little bit. It's like yeah if the cock is not hard right away +[1149.460 --> 1155.460] It's totally fine actually. I love a classic pain fine. There you go. Yeah +[1156.580 --> 1160.420] And letting your partner know like it's totally fine like just relax and joy +[1160.660 --> 1166.260] And like we're like we're just gonna explore and have fun and you can tell me what feels good or what doesn't feel good or you know +[1168.340 --> 1169.860] Absolutely +[1169.860 --> 1174.420] I I feel like that's a really great reminder too is to +[1175.060 --> 1181.380] Like you don't always need to jump right into showing physically that you are the most turned on for this situation +[1182.020 --> 1186.900] Um, yeah, and so and the way that you were saying like the words that you can kind of go leading into it +[1187.300 --> 1190.820] I wonder if you had a little bit more of like hey, we can go slow +[1191.140 --> 1194.660] We can like just tease ourselves into this like I would love to +[1195.300 --> 1197.140] engage in some +[1197.140 --> 1199.940] Hand play only like if you had more words that we could use +[1200.580 --> 1202.580] leading into our play +[1202.980 --> 1205.780] I love what you just said that sounds great. Yeah +[1206.340 --> 1207.540] Thanks +[1207.620 --> 1210.740] You know, I a lot of people do want to slow down +[1210.740 --> 1216.580] But I've noticed in the couple work that I've done is that oftentimes both people do want to slow down +[1216.740 --> 1218.740] They just haven't talked about it yet +[1218.820 --> 1220.980] And so when one person goes first and says like +[1221.780 --> 1228.740] Hey, I wonder if we can just like go a little bit slower here and not have the goal of orgasm right this orgasm trap +[1228.740 --> 1234.020] That I think a lot of us are sort of stuck in where sex is about finding an orgasm and when the orgasm happens +[1234.020 --> 1236.980] Then we're done and we've successfully had sex +[1237.700 --> 1243.940] And I think taking out that and saying like okay, what if we just enjoy something together +[1244.020 --> 1250.660] That's a little bit different or that's you know not trending right now hand jobs, right? They're not trending right now although I wish they were +[1253.220 --> 1256.340] And letting us just see like what is it like to play in this space? +[1256.340 --> 1261.940] You know, one of the things I often talk about too with with hand jobs is like can you look at your partners genitals +[1262.260 --> 1268.100] Because a lot of times people aren't actually like looking at what they're doing you know, true +[1268.820 --> 1274.260] So can you let yourself like just take a deep breath and actually look and see like what are you touching? +[1274.260 --> 1279.380] What are you curious about touching and again that question coming back to like what feels good in your hands +[1279.380 --> 1285.940] What feels good in your body through your hands like how can you explore that pleasure and try different things +[1286.980 --> 1290.100] And just to answer your question of like the different things you can say +[1291.460 --> 1294.100] I mean, I think it could be all the way from +[1294.740 --> 1302.340] Something kind of kinky which is like I'm not gonna let you fuck me. We're just gonna fuck with my hands, you know something like that +[1305.540 --> 1307.540] That sounds so fun +[1307.540 --> 1313.060] Right or like your mind. I got you like I'm gonna do what I want and you can't move, you know something like that +[1313.460 --> 1317.300] You know something like that off the couch just a few things that could work +[1318.100 --> 1320.100] Things that could be fun +[1320.180 --> 1323.540] Like that play other people that would not work for it that they were like no way +[1324.420 --> 1329.380] But I but going back to what we talked about early on too, which is when it's a one directional play +[1329.940 --> 1335.700] I think sometimes for people it is really helpful to just say I really want to try this thing or I really want to do this thing +[1335.780 --> 1338.980] Or it'd be so fun just to play in this way with you or +[1339.940 --> 1341.940] I want to see what my hands can do +[1342.660 --> 1344.660] I want to I want to hear from you +[1345.220 --> 1348.820] What feels good, you know one of the things going back to like +[1351.060 --> 1358.660] Strategies techniques, you know for actually playing with a cock is that oftentimes women are +[1359.620 --> 1365.060] People I'm saying women but people when they start to play with a cock. It's they're playing a little bit too rough +[1366.020 --> 1370.100] Like they're they're not only going into that speed, but they're actually grabbing a little bit too hard +[1371.220 --> 1376.180] And so you really want to gradually move up in speed and pressure +[1376.500 --> 1381.060] If you're decided you want to take your partner higher in a rousal or towards orgasm +[1381.460 --> 1386.580] You don't need to do this. It's just if you're like oh see if I can get you to come. Let's see what happens +[1387.620 --> 1391.460] What happens you want to sort of gradually move up and +[1392.500 --> 1394.740] Not start with like a really strong grip +[1395.380 --> 1402.980] Because oftentimes what men do say is like it was too rough or it was too hard or she was like it was like a pulling sensation +[1403.700 --> 1408.340] And that's not and we want to not that's not really something most people are into and so +[1408.900 --> 1413.620] It's like how can we help you find your own technique that you can connect with your partners +[1413.940 --> 1416.660] Like check and make sure it feels good for them and you can and keeping +[1417.220 --> 1419.220] Continuing to ask is really helpful +[1419.940 --> 1421.140] like +[1421.140 --> 1425.540] I normally say when we're asking for feedback we don't say does this feel good because that +[1426.340 --> 1429.380] puts people in the position of like are they going to say no +[1430.020 --> 1431.540] Right, that's a +[1433.140 --> 1436.100] Not this feel good. Well, I would now but like +[1436.900 --> 1439.300] For a very long time. I'd be like yeah, it's great +[1440.500 --> 1444.340] You know because like and cool. I'm having the best time +[1446.020 --> 1451.380] But really what we want to be asking is like actual feedback like would you like me to go faster or slower? +[1451.700 --> 1453.700] Would you like me to go harder or softer? +[1454.340 --> 1459.700] So it's taking off this feels good and I'm assuming that you think this feels good +[1460.660 --> 1462.660] And it's asking for direction +[1463.060 --> 1465.940] Like where which direction would you like me to go? +[1466.420 --> 1468.900] Oh, that is such a good +[1469.540 --> 1474.900] Like flip because I know my partners definitely a people pleaser and I am as well +[1474.980 --> 1480.500] So it's just like easier to be like yeah, it's good like I just want you to have a good time +[1481.540 --> 1487.300] Um, so I love giving them a choice like okay, which one because then they can say no like this is perfect +[1487.700 --> 1489.220] right, but +[1489.220 --> 1491.220] They can actually easily voice +[1491.780 --> 1495.140] Change it without the coming off as like an asshole +[1495.780 --> 1497.780] Right, right. I think people feel really +[1498.260 --> 1501.940] Worried to give feedback especially in the one directional right? +[1502.180 --> 1506.180] Like if you're receiving touch and someone asks you if it's great. You're like it's great +[1508.260 --> 1512.180] Because you also don't want to ruin the mood too like that's what goes on in my head +[1512.180 --> 1514.820] It's like if I say no or if I give like +[1515.620 --> 1519.380] Correction then I'm ruining the mood and now it's my fault. So like +[1520.340 --> 1525.940] That's also hard, but if you frame it as like a sexy way to say like faster slower harder +[1526.500 --> 1530.340] Then that could feel fun and like the momentum is still there. Yeah, and there's no +[1531.060 --> 1533.060] uncomfortable awkwardness +[1533.060 --> 1534.900] Right, and it's not this assumption of like +[1536.340 --> 1539.380] I need to know that this feels good. It's sort of saying like +[1540.340 --> 1544.020] I want to be with your body and I want to help you find pleasure and so +[1545.140 --> 1550.340] Here are some options that might bring more pleasure. Which is there any you want to take? Mm-hmm +[1551.140 --> 1555.780] Versus I think I'm the best lover you've ever had and I'm blowing your mind right now. It's sort of the +[1557.460 --> 1558.820] Absolutely +[1558.820 --> 1562.660] That's super fair. Yeah, there is like a frame of mind +[1563.860 --> 1566.020] It's just so vulnerable to be like does this feel good? +[1567.700 --> 1569.700] Nice +[1570.660 --> 1574.820] Yeah, it's almost embarrassing to ask that question because you +[1575.860 --> 1579.700] I feel like I'm in a position of needing to be validated when I'm saying that +[1579.940 --> 1583.140] Yes, you're not actually trying to see what your purpose is +[1584.100 --> 1588.580] Yeah, right. I need you to tell me I'm doing a really really good job and I can stop +[1590.100 --> 1593.300] That's what I want to hear. I need you to tell me you finished +[1594.020 --> 1596.020] And that I just didn't see it +[1600.420 --> 1601.940] I'm good +[1601.940 --> 1607.220] That's 100% how I feel but I love that flip because I also do want to be sure that I'm like +[1608.500 --> 1615.060] Intune with my partner's pleasure and I am giving a good job and I'm doing a good performance and they're enjoying themselves +[1615.460 --> 1619.620] If they know that then I'm having a good time which is what we talked about yeah, right +[1620.500 --> 1625.060] Smartly what you were saying about looking at their genitals. Oh +[1626.020 --> 1633.380] So vulnerable and I feel like that's true no matter where you're looking because if I'm just making eye contact +[1633.780 --> 1640.340] Incredibly vulnerable like when I'm thinking of myself giving a hand job and where I'd prefer to look for my +[1641.700 --> 1645.220] Just being a sensitive person is just like off in the corner +[1646.180 --> 1651.380] You can have my hand. I'll just look away and you look away too, but obviously that isn't +[1652.340 --> 1653.940] conducive to +[1653.940 --> 1656.340] Massive amounts of pleasure and connection +[1656.900 --> 1661.780] So what are some things that we can be doing with the rest of our bodies as a giver +[1662.340 --> 1664.340] To make it not feel like +[1664.660 --> 1669.380] Here's my hand. I'm gonna just pretend the rest of my body doesn't exist. Yeah, so +[1670.100 --> 1676.340] First off if eye contact is tough. I probably wouldn't be trying to do eye contact with your hand job +[1677.940 --> 1679.940] I like my +[1680.100 --> 1682.420] Contact somewhere a little less +[1683.220 --> 1685.700] Boner ball in many regards +[1686.980 --> 1692.900] I think there is there for some people it can be very very sexy to make eye contact if that's comfortable for them +[1694.660 --> 1696.260] and +[1696.340 --> 1698.340] It's totally fine if it's not +[1699.140 --> 1704.740] And what I would say if you were my client is how can we start to help you feel more comfortable with eye contact? So you can +[1705.940 --> 1709.060] Like what is it you know all of things like what does it mean to make eye contact? +[1709.060 --> 1714.100] What does it feel like you know what have you learned about it? What comes up inside of you? Can we start to watch it? +[1714.980 --> 1716.980] I contact has a lot to do with +[1718.340 --> 1723.780] Safety safety being seen safety of seeing people is it you know +[1723.940 --> 1729.060] It's a huge gateway into a lot of deeper pieces that can be going on +[1730.340 --> 1732.340] That might make sense for me +[1732.580 --> 1734.580] Maybe can I I don't know +[1734.660 --> 1736.660] I don't know +[1738.420 --> 1739.940] So +[1740.020 --> 1747.380] Yes, so it could be sexy to make some eye contact and it could be really creepy to be like continuing to just like stare someone down in their eyes +[1748.100 --> 1751.220] So just uh, you know name a spectrum +[1752.180 --> 1759.300] But the looking that I the looking that I'm thinking about of like the looking at the genitals is more like really taking in and looking around +[1759.860 --> 1762.500] You know, we think about objectifying someone +[1763.060 --> 1768.900] It it there is a particular look that happens in the objectification and what feels good is connected +[1769.300 --> 1772.820] Obstification just objectification on its own typically doesn't feel great +[1772.820 --> 1776.580] That's not really what people are looking for they're looking for a connected objectification +[1777.060 --> 1782.020] Where there's already a connection that exists and guessing if you're touching someone's cock there's already a connection that exists +[1782.740 --> 1787.140] Assume to some degree. Yeah, it's some yeah, hopefully there's consent +[1788.580 --> 1789.540] Yes +[1789.540 --> 1795.620] And and actually of like taking people in and noticing them and enjoying what you're seeing +[1796.260 --> 1800.660] Just like letting that live in your body. I think when people feel that +[1801.700 --> 1804.260] There's something just inherently sexy about that +[1805.860 --> 1811.780] For anybody and in the hand job too. It's like letting yourself look. Would you feel like Cassie could look +[1812.420 --> 1816.340] Well, you're giving a hand job or is it just eye contact that feels scary? I feel like I could look +[1816.580 --> 1818.580] I think I just have a tendency to +[1820.420 --> 1824.900] Make things awkward when I get even like a little bit uncomfortable +[1825.540 --> 1826.740] Um +[1826.740 --> 1829.540] And I'm married. I've been with my partner for a very long time +[1829.940 --> 1833.860] um, but I like I can definitely look it's like +[1834.740 --> 1838.660] I guess I don't know like how long should I be looking for and in my head +[1838.660 --> 1842.420] I'm like am I looking like I'm giving an exam at that point +[1842.660 --> 1848.100] I do have a lot of trouble seeing myself as sexy, I think and so to imagine +[1848.740 --> 1852.180] Doing something with the intention of it like being sexy +[1852.740 --> 1855.060] That's where I feel like the disconnect comes in +[1855.780 --> 1857.300] I get that +[1857.300 --> 1859.300] For you just kidding me +[1859.940 --> 1861.940] I can totally +[1862.740 --> 1864.740] You give that off. Yeah +[1864.740 --> 1867.220] You give off the vibe that you don't have to be sexy +[1869.940 --> 1871.940] Thank you so much for the feedback +[1871.940 --> 1873.940] You're welcome +[1874.660 --> 1876.660] It's really nice to be you +[1878.740 --> 1880.740] Oh anyways +[1881.460 --> 1888.260] I have so many questions I'm trying to like direct us back to hand jobs, but like I think I could just go and so I just like +[1888.260 --> 1891.300] We love a coaching tangent so if you want if you anywhere +[1891.300 --> 1895.620] Questions you're more than I guess I'm just curious is that happen during when it's +[1896.420 --> 1902.500] Like mutual play or is it just like when you're is it when you have or and when you're receiving or just when you're giving +[1902.820 --> 1906.740] I feel and I was actually just talking to my partner about this +[1906.900 --> 1910.820] I feel like I enjoy activities more when it's like +[1911.700 --> 1916.260] We're pressed up against each other because I'm not seeing a lot and I know he's not seeing a lot +[1916.660 --> 1918.660] I think I definitely have +[1918.900 --> 1925.060] Like insecurities around being seen and so I'll notice that with like certain positions like +[1925.460 --> 1932.260] Doggie I feel very exposed so that's not one of my favorites. Also. I don't like a lot of cold air +[1932.900 --> 1935.380] Touching me. I like to be warm as well +[1936.020 --> 1937.060] um +[1937.060 --> 1940.500] So yeah, I think and like for a long time I had trouble with +[1941.060 --> 1946.740] letting my partner go down on me because it just like being seen and I've worked through a lot of that +[1946.820 --> 1950.820] But it's still like I just noticed it if I'm gonna choose a sex act +[1951.300 --> 1955.220] I'm gonna lean towards one where like less of my body is gonna be seen +[1955.780 --> 1956.900] um +[1956.900 --> 1957.940] Yeah +[1957.940 --> 1962.340] Yeah, thank you for sharing that of course a lot of questions on on air +[1962.900 --> 1965.940] No, I think it's helpful. It's helpful to talk about for people +[1966.740 --> 1973.060] And you know, I think the great thing about a hand job if we go back to what we're talking about is like you don't actually have to take any of your clothes off +[1973.700 --> 1979.140] That's true. So true. I normally say what should you be doing with your body make sure you're comfortable +[1980.180 --> 1982.180] Like whatever position you're in +[1982.740 --> 1986.260] Be comfortable. Don't do anything that's not comfortable a +[1986.740 --> 1988.740] Oh, yeah, I like that answer +[1988.820 --> 1993.700] This is not a porn shoot. No one's trying to get like a special shot of of you +[1994.660 --> 2001.140] You know, it's it's really like can you can you be comfortable when you're exploring this because it is again +[2001.140 --> 2006.820] It's also really about your pleasure and seeing like what is a fun touch for you? What what is a fun way? +[2007.540 --> 2012.900] Actually interestingly enough a couple days ago talking with a client about hand jobs and she's like I just like to watch him squirm +[2014.180 --> 2016.180] Hmm +[2016.260 --> 2018.500] That's great. All right great +[2019.380 --> 2020.900] I get I mean +[2020.900 --> 2024.660] I tried out a few moves on a partner years ago that I had learned +[2025.300 --> 2030.180] And it was just fun because they worked and he loved it and I'm like oh, this is fun +[2030.580 --> 2034.820] I'm gonna keep going and you're gonna keep squirming and like I have all the control yeah +[2035.620 --> 2039.300] Okay, so my question was if we're gonna talk about comfort +[2039.300 --> 2043.620] I've heard it's like a sin to go into a hand job without lube +[2044.500 --> 2048.660] Um, so what is your advice on that because also a spontaneous handy +[2048.740 --> 2050.980] I won't always have just like my pocket lube +[2051.140 --> 2056.980] So how do we make sure that it's like still comfortable and lube is not the solution to the best hand job +[2057.380 --> 2059.380] It's not it's one +[2059.380 --> 2061.860] It's one tool that's helpful +[2062.660 --> 2070.100] This it's not necessarily the lube. It's the sliding that you want so you can also use spit good old fashion spit think of a lemon +[2070.980 --> 2075.380] Think about biting into a lemon you get suddenly a lot more saliva +[2076.340 --> 2078.340] And then you spit into your hand +[2079.140 --> 2085.300] Okay, great trick right great trick you still remember anytime you need spit +[2086.500 --> 2088.660] So I think it depends +[2090.340 --> 2092.340] It depends if you're going for +[2093.220 --> 2095.220] orgasm or not +[2095.300 --> 2097.940] What's true is not all men or masturbate with lube +[2097.940 --> 2099.940] Sam masturbate dry without lube +[2100.340 --> 2105.140] I'm always a little surprised by that but there is a great majority of people who do so it's not always necessary +[2105.700 --> 2110.260] Especially if you're playing with someone who's not circumcised then you can play more with the skin +[2110.260 --> 2118.100] That slides up and down over the head which is oftentimes like how men that masturbate that are uncircumcised will move +[2118.180 --> 2121.540] That's what they do they actually move the skin back and forth over the head of their cock +[2122.500 --> 2126.100] So you don't actually need any saliva spit lube for that +[2126.580 --> 2130.500] And if you start to talk about using lube with hand jobs +[2130.500 --> 2134.420] We have to really think about dryness and when it gets tacky +[2136.660 --> 2145.060] If you're just going for hand job and you're going for orgasm and you're like I want to do this thing all the way through and my version of completion is orgasm +[2145.620 --> 2150.980] I'm just gonna say if that's what you're going for I would say actually go more for like a massage oil +[2152.260 --> 2154.260] or massage gel +[2154.420 --> 2155.380] or +[2155.380 --> 2156.500] lotion +[2156.500 --> 2162.420] coconut oil is great but some people have a you know the smell gives they don't love the smell or can't get on sheets and things +[2163.060 --> 2164.100] um +[2164.100 --> 2166.260] So you might want to put a towel down +[2166.260 --> 2174.180] But if you're just like out in the world which is the best part about the hand job like you can be sitting at dinner in a booth across from your in-laws +[2174.820 --> 2179.780] And like I don't know your hand is going down into your partner's genitals +[2180.500 --> 2182.020] playing +[2182.020 --> 2184.020] How great is that? +[2184.100 --> 2188.180] Around in there. I know I'm like hold on and put some lube on you know like +[2189.620 --> 2195.620] And that's like when I think about this type of play is like how can it come in and use kind of like places where you want to be +[2195.620 --> 2197.620] sexually connected you want to play +[2198.180 --> 2200.500] But maybe you want to be slightly discrete +[2201.220 --> 2203.940] Uh-huh butter from the table +[2204.420 --> 2206.420] There you go a little butter +[2206.420 --> 2208.900] I'm sorry drop the butter down here right yeah +[2211.220 --> 2213.700] I'm just saying if you're going to use lube +[2214.580 --> 2222.420] Most likely it's probably going to be water-based and when that gets tacky you'll want either spit or actual water to re-lubricate +[2222.500 --> 2227.940] Because what's going to happen is with your hand and the air with lube it's going to dry up much faster +[2227.940 --> 2232.020] And you're going to get that really tacky feeling and it's going to be even more uncomfortable +[2233.140 --> 2239.700] But again if we're just going with like the lighter strokes and we're just really going with play and just sort of like moving and exploring +[2240.180 --> 2247.780] Yeah, you can take your time before you grab the lube like I think that's the fear of like I've got to get the lube first before I put my hand on +[2248.260 --> 2254.980] And so no no no no let's like move away from that and move into let's just explore what feels good in your hands +[2255.620 --> 2257.860] And can you start to actually get out of this +[2258.740 --> 2266.420] position and into like other ways of touching exploring including balls including all of these different parts of this +[2266.900 --> 2269.380] Beautiful person's body that you're playing with hopefully +[2271.140 --> 2275.540] That gave me a very vivid flashback of the first time I gave a hand job and I used +[2276.020 --> 2278.020] Hollister brand lotion +[2285.220 --> 2288.020] That's what we used so pick your scent and +[2289.220 --> 2290.820] Here we go +[2290.820 --> 2295.060] That's great. Was it a good experience for you or a bad experience? Yeah, it was a good experience +[2295.380 --> 2302.020] Right yeah, and they didn't complain of any burning or anything so clearly like that toxic of all ocean +[2302.980 --> 2304.180] Oh +[2304.180 --> 2308.420] My for oh go ahead no, I'll say my first hand job was behind a pizza parlor +[2309.460 --> 2314.100] There you go places you want to be sexually connected but you have to be discrete +[2314.740 --> 2318.660] You mean discrete to say and you're gonna ask a question though, Cass +[2319.220 --> 2321.460] Yes, if you are wanting to bring out the lube +[2322.260 --> 2327.780] Um, this is such a specific question. Would you put it directly on the penis or into your hand first +[2328.420 --> 2330.420] Like catch up on a hot dog style or +[2331.540 --> 2335.700] Or like hand sanitizer or hand sanitizer. I think it depends the +[2336.660 --> 2342.100] You can do either but we want to think about temperature if you're gonna go right onto your partners genitals +[2343.060 --> 2349.300] It could be fun to be like it's fucking freezing and I'm gonna drop this on your body and you're gonna be cold, you know +[2350.260 --> 2352.500] But also it may be really not pleasant +[2352.500 --> 2354.820] So I think it just sort of depends what you're going for in general +[2354.820 --> 2357.300] I think it's better to get it into your hand get your hand +[2358.180 --> 2360.180] Moistened and then go from there +[2360.420 --> 2367.220] Okay, that's really good. And if we're using the spit we're mainly thinking about spit like oh if you're limited in spit +[2368.100 --> 2371.700] If you're feeling you can't make a lot maybe you dehydrated hung over or something like that +[2372.180 --> 2374.500] We want to think about more spit around the head +[2374.580 --> 2378.500] That's the area that often has like the most that men experience the most pleasure +[2378.900 --> 2383.060] where you can spend a lot of time exploring different types of touch with your fingers and different ways +[2383.700 --> 2386.740] And that's where you would want to have that more gliding sensation +[2387.780 --> 2388.820] Okay +[2388.820 --> 2391.780] I know this will be a human specific +[2392.260 --> 2397.060] Answer but I've also noticed that you like if there's pre-come that's also +[2398.100 --> 2402.340] Something that we can use but I never knew if it was icky like if my partner was +[2402.820 --> 2406.980] Considering it to be kind of weird that I'm using their own pre-come as like my lube +[2407.780 --> 2414.340] But what are your thoughts that that was just my thought in my head. I've never heard it. I've just like kind of what I've thought about +[2415.540 --> 2421.140] So most likely the men who again we're generalizing a lot here but +[2421.780 --> 2426.660] Men who have pre-come are probably using it in their own play when they masturbate +[2427.300 --> 2430.820] So it would be unlikely that they're probably going to think that it's gross +[2431.780 --> 2436.020] Yet some people do have a lot of sensitivity around +[2437.860 --> 2439.860] Body fluids +[2440.180 --> 2443.540] We I think we often think of that more with women like that you know +[2443.620 --> 2450.260] I think women come forward more talking about body fluids some men are squeamish and uncomfortable about body fluids +[2450.740 --> 2455.620] But what's true unless he's watching he's not going to really know that it's his pre-come +[2456.260 --> 2458.580] So it's something if you're okay +[2459.380 --> 2462.500] I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't worry about it. I don't think you need to ask or anything like that +[2462.820 --> 2467.700] Okay, and you said if do not all people with penises have pre-come? No +[2468.500 --> 2474.100] Really? I thought that was just I've literally thought that that was a sign and I know this is so reductive +[2474.100 --> 2480.500] But that it I was doing a good job like kind of like an erection like if there's pre-come that means that they're getting turned on +[2480.580 --> 2486.820] There's my validation. I know you're really going for the validation in these experiences. Well, what does that say about me? +[2489.540 --> 2491.540] We could really get into it +[2493.060 --> 2495.540] So right we don't want to look for +[2498.740 --> 2505.940] Not all people's bodies are going to show that they're having a great time that way right and I think when we start to think about men is like +[2506.660 --> 2509.780] This means I'm doing good or this means that they're turned on +[2510.500 --> 2514.820] Suddenly, there's so much pressure on them too working with with men around performance struggles +[2515.700 --> 2520.020] They are already so worried about what is happening down there +[2520.660 --> 2525.620] And if they've ever had a struggle before it's like playing in the back of their mind like oh, am I going to be able to get hard? +[2525.780 --> 2527.780] Oh, am I going to be able to come? +[2527.780 --> 2534.500] Am I going to come too early like they if there's ever been a history of struggled oftentimes that will run through their mind +[2534.580 --> 2538.500] Especially in the beginning of a relationship. There's a lot a lot of fear of +[2539.300 --> 2544.500] You know, am I gonna be able to perform the way that I want to so that I don't bear us myself +[2544.580 --> 2546.500] And that we find a lot of pleasure together +[2547.700 --> 2549.700] so the you know +[2550.660 --> 2552.660] Pre-come is yes, it's not universal +[2553.620 --> 2556.900] Lots of men do have it, but it's also not necessarily indication that you're +[2559.060 --> 2562.740] That you're getting it right really right sort of sometimes it's for some people +[2563.380 --> 2567.860] When they get hard sort of right away. It starts to come out for other people. They just never really have much +[2567.860 --> 2570.100] Some it has to do with sort of like a dehydration +[2571.060 --> 2573.060] There's lots of different stuff going on there +[2573.700 --> 2575.060] Great to know +[2575.220 --> 2576.740] damn +[2577.620 --> 2579.620] Sorry to take that away from you, but oh +[2581.060 --> 2583.620] It was never mind to begin with so it was +[2584.340 --> 2589.540] Right, but you also made me in a situation where someone's not having pre-come and then you're suddenly find yourself really worried +[2589.940 --> 2593.940] Like I'm not getting it right. So I think it's good that we're sort of working through that like +[2594.580 --> 2596.580] I agree to look for that +[2596.580 --> 2598.580] Thank you, Dan +[2599.700 --> 2601.220] Thank you for this gift +[2601.380 --> 2604.660] Well go ahead cast. Oh, I would just love to get into more +[2605.220 --> 2606.820] technical +[2606.820 --> 2610.340] movements that we can be incorporating. I would love to have just a +[2611.140 --> 2615.860] um large repertoire that I can pull from yeah right right +[2616.820 --> 2618.820] So one of the areas that people +[2619.860 --> 2621.860] Don't go too very often is balls +[2622.660 --> 2624.820] Like do you guys play with your partner's balls very often? +[2626.020 --> 2628.020] Um, not often +[2628.980 --> 2633.460] Um, and we actually just got an email not from my partner, but um from +[2635.140 --> 2639.620] Listener, you know what it could be my partner maybe that was personal +[2640.180 --> 2646.420] Um and targeted. I don't really know, but they were saying they wish we would talk more about ball play +[2646.500 --> 2652.020] So please let's get into it. Okay. Okay. So I'm not an expert in like full ball play +[2652.100 --> 2654.100] There you may have to bring someone else on to talk about that +[2654.260 --> 2658.180] Feels maybe a little more in like the BDSM kink space fetish space +[2658.340 --> 2663.220] But what I can talk about is sort of the more generalized ball play +[2664.020 --> 2668.420] And not also say not all people like their balls touched +[2668.500 --> 2671.380] I mean, I think that this is something that can be specific +[2672.100 --> 2674.100] And so you would +[2674.100 --> 2676.980] Probably with a new partner want to check in right like +[2677.860 --> 2683.220] You want to say something like your balls look really sexy. I really want to touch them. Is that something you enjoy +[2683.540 --> 2690.100] So you kind of just get a little bit of consent around that and some people might say like actually know like they're really sensitive +[2690.180 --> 2692.180] Or I don't enjoy that +[2692.500 --> 2696.260] More like we've been not you're going to get a like yeah, let's see what's in there +[2697.300 --> 2703.060] And the same as what we've been talking about exploring more with the cock is actually exploring with the different +[2703.380 --> 2705.860] Like textures and sensations on your hands +[2706.100 --> 2711.220] So you can try things like just one finger and like I don't know if you like my brother +[2711.300 --> 2715.380] And I used to take a bath and we would like soap up our backs and then like draw things and be like what did I draw +[2716.020 --> 2720.020] I mean if you get really like worried you could try something like that like okay +[2720.020 --> 2725.140] I'm just gonna like write an A and see kind of what happens like letting yourself get playful and creative +[2725.780 --> 2729.380] You can do multiple fingers almost like rain drops going down +[2730.260 --> 2734.900] You can do full palm you can put some spit or a blue ball there and do full palm +[2735.380 --> 2740.820] You can hold the base of the balls sort of tight again sort of like a ball cock ring does +[2741.300 --> 2746.500] And tighten them into the sack and that's often sort of a way to kind of like increase pleasure +[2747.860 --> 2753.300] And tighten them because depending on every man's ball sack is also very very different the way the balls hang +[2753.860 --> 2759.860] Sort of like how tight they get how loose the skin is and so it sort of just depends like what makes it easier for you to play with +[2760.180 --> 2769.060] So sort of like gently wrapping your hand around and checking in do you want me to squeeze harder or a little bit softer or not squeeze it all right +[2769.140 --> 2771.060] You can check in on these things +[2771.300 --> 2777.700] But some people may say like ask, he's a little harder. I'm curious like what would that feel like and then when you have the balls a little bit tighter +[2777.700 --> 2782.660] You can try different things like nails going up and over nails coming down +[2783.780 --> 2790.500] In general most men don't want pain on their cock or the whole cock region +[2790.660 --> 2795.860] But you can check that out too some people might want like a little bit of pinching or a little bit of flicking +[2796.340 --> 2798.100] That can sometimes be fun +[2798.100 --> 2800.180] But again all these things are stuff you kind of want to like +[2800.820 --> 2803.860] Check in and see what people how people feel about that +[2804.820 --> 2809.220] And then as well like if you end up with a partner who really likes kind of that squeezing on their balls +[2809.220 --> 2813.700] You can kind of hold on to their balls at the bottom while you do different things with your hands +[2815.060 --> 2816.340] Hmm fun +[2817.700 --> 2819.700] Right. Yeah, so fun +[2821.220 --> 2825.540] Then the area behind the ball. Oh did you question? Nope you go keep going. Okay +[2825.620 --> 2828.260] So the area behind the balls is really really interesting too +[2828.740 --> 2834.500] You know, I think because we as a culture just feel so much shame around our assholes men a lot of them do too +[2834.500 --> 2836.500] We don't really talk about that area +[2836.660 --> 2840.740] I probably won't go into the anal stuff today because then that takes us like a whole other avenue +[2841.380 --> 2848.420] But the area behind the balls is like a whole section that is actually where the cock continues on like there's lots of pleasure in there +[2848.420 --> 2851.780] And there can be lots of like great sensations for your partner +[2852.580 --> 2856.100] So same thing is with the light touch sort of like moving up with tickles +[2856.820 --> 2863.540] You can try putting like making a fist and pushing up into that area and almost like vibrating your hand +[2864.580 --> 2866.580] That can feel really interesting for some people +[2867.780 --> 2868.820] Mm-hmm +[2868.820 --> 2871.860] Let's see what else is in there that area is a little tougher to get lubed +[2872.500 --> 2875.380] So you know if you have some you can try and get back there +[2875.380 --> 2878.740] But you definitely don't necessarily need to get all the way down there with it +[2879.700 --> 2881.860] It doesn't sound like you're doing a lot that would +[2882.420 --> 2886.900] Need to be like an up and down motion. It's more of like a stationary kind of pressure +[2887.460 --> 2889.860] Right, right that one down there. Yeah, yeah +[2890.660 --> 2894.820] So then when we go back up into the shaft, which is I think where everyone's thinking about +[2895.780 --> 2898.740] There's we want to really include the base too +[2899.380 --> 2900.900] So it's like the base +[2901.860 --> 2903.620] it has +[2903.620 --> 2908.500] It goes into the pelvic bone and there can be a really really grounding sensation +[2908.820 --> 2912.580] I think for men and for women of putting a lot of pressure into that pelvic bone +[2913.300 --> 2919.620] And so you can sort of hold into that area you can move gently move the cock back and forth and sort of see like play +[2919.700 --> 2923.460] You can do like figure eight sourced little mini circles or ups and downs +[2923.860 --> 2927.700] And just sort of see like does your partner like that does that feel interesting and you can be doing +[2927.860 --> 2930.500] It's sort of like patting your head and rubbing your belly at some point +[2930.580 --> 2932.580] I feel like with hand job sometimes +[2932.900 --> 2936.340] I can be getting really crazy with it because like you may be doing like one thing with one hand +[2936.420 --> 2938.500] And like one thing with the other hand and you're just like okay +[2939.220 --> 2941.780] Like brain brain twister inside +[2943.700 --> 2946.580] And that's sort of the idea is like can you let yourself like go +[2947.620 --> 2951.380] Of this like I hold with one hand and I go up and down +[2952.420 --> 2955.460] If you want to get to ork as a most likely +[2956.100 --> 2965.140] Your partner has been masturbating in that way not everybody and so you may need to go into that really consistent up and down motion +[2966.100 --> 2970.180] But in the beginning we don't need to worry about that like at least 10 minutes of trying other stuff +[2970.660 --> 2973.460] Before we go there. So I say I love that +[2974.100 --> 2976.100] That is a long time, but I appreciate it +[2978.100 --> 2980.100] Yeah, let me go back quickly +[2980.340 --> 2982.100] Yeah, absolutely +[2982.180 --> 2984.500] And so when we're talking about using both hands +[2985.300 --> 2987.300] What would be the best positioning +[2987.620 --> 2992.740] Um as both the giver and the receiver if we want to utilize like all of our +[2993.700 --> 2995.300] Tools +[2997.060 --> 3000.820] I mean, so this is meaning like we're now and you're in the bedroom +[3001.940 --> 3003.940] Yes +[3003.940 --> 3007.220] We're not behind the desk and we've walked to the bedroom +[3007.940 --> 3009.300] On the bed +[3009.300 --> 3011.300] We're not at dinner with our in-laws +[3011.300 --> 3013.300] Um +[3014.100 --> 3019.380] Typically it would be your partner either sitting or lying back in a comfortable position +[3020.180 --> 3027.860] Um legs a little bit wider so not close together where they're just feeling like they can relax and melt into whatever surface it they're on +[3029.220 --> 3031.220] and then +[3031.380 --> 3039.060] You know the the easiest for people is honestly probably a massage table where your part you could stand next to your partner +[3039.140 --> 3042.340] And so you're not sitting on the ground in like a criss-cross position +[3042.900 --> 3044.900] Because one of the things that happens +[3044.980 --> 3046.580] you know is +[3046.580 --> 3049.380] Sitting in that position next to our partners +[3049.460 --> 3054.420] That's how you're going to be able to use both hands you can't be like leaning up, you know or laying next to that +[3054.420 --> 3059.620] You're really kind of like up having access to your both hands. Not everyone can sit in that position for a very long time +[3060.580 --> 3064.980] So you can sit like off the side of the bed or stand off the side of bed if you have a tall enough bed +[3065.460 --> 3068.260] Which can mimic a little bit like what a massage table would be like +[3069.140 --> 3071.140] Um or you can bring a chair +[3071.220 --> 3075.460] I can be another option too. I love that idea. That sounds like a miracle +[3076.820 --> 3078.340] Yeah +[3078.420 --> 3080.420] It's like you're thrown +[3080.500 --> 3082.260] Yeah +[3082.260 --> 3085.780] If you end up if they end up in a chair and you end up in a chair +[3085.780 --> 3092.100] You're probably gonna end up in a lot of eye contact. So is something to think about like what type of eye contact you're wanting +[3092.900 --> 3094.420] um +[3094.420 --> 3098.740] It can be sexy like if you want touch back to to be in something sexy +[3099.940 --> 3101.060] Or nude +[3101.060 --> 3104.580] But again, I think it just depends on like what you're hoping for, you know +[3104.740 --> 3109.460] Like do you want your partner reaching out and also touching you as you're touching them or no +[3109.540 --> 3111.540] You want to just be touching them +[3114.100 --> 3116.420] In terms of other things to consider +[3117.220 --> 3122.260] Finishing if that is something that happens for you and your partner during a hand job +[3123.140 --> 3127.860] Like if I'm giving a hand job, should I just like have a clean next nearby and I grab it? +[3127.860 --> 3133.060] Should I just let everything go and have prepared for that? What are your recommendations? +[3135.300 --> 3137.300] Um +[3142.180 --> 3144.340] That's an interesting question because I'm thinking about +[3145.300 --> 3147.300] So many things right now, you know +[3148.260 --> 3154.500] Is it more like there's a fear that there's like a jacket like it's gonna get on stuff or +[3155.300 --> 3157.300] Like it's gotta be cleaned up quickly or +[3158.660 --> 3162.580] I think for me, I've just always felt like that's an awkward moment like +[3163.220 --> 3167.380] If I I feel responsible, I guess for it. I feel +[3168.500 --> 3170.500] What was that you did this thing you made +[3172.580 --> 3177.620] It's my job to find a place for it and so I'm either like turning it back on +[3179.220 --> 3185.540] Or take it back or to me. I see what you're asking not after they come like where do you literally put the come? +[3185.700 --> 3191.220] Yes, I was asking yeah, okay, I was thinking you were asking like after they come and it's okay got it +[3192.740 --> 3195.940] I think it really depends, you know, I think most people would probably +[3196.660 --> 3200.260] The most comfortable letting their partner come onto their own stomach or chest +[3200.740 --> 3203.460] I think that's where like the most typical +[3204.020 --> 3206.020] adjaculation is gonna happen +[3206.180 --> 3210.980] But you know, there's other places that it can go depending on what you guys want to do +[3211.620 --> 3213.540] I don't think there's like a right or wrong thing +[3215.540 --> 3220.340] If you're wanting to catch it before like they come or you're wanting to like throw a towel over them +[3223.380 --> 3226.740] If a if a couple was in my session and they were saying that's what they were doing +[3226.820 --> 3232.740] I would get really curious about what's happening in those moments like if there's some shame or some discomfort with with fluids +[3233.700 --> 3234.820] Um +[3234.820 --> 3238.580] For me, it's my audience. I like my life. Yeah, I don't want to change them +[3239.300 --> 3244.500] Okay, I totally understand and so I'm guessing your partner has a lot of come and it leaks off his belly is that what happens? +[3244.980 --> 3246.180] Um +[3246.980 --> 3248.980] Not particularly +[3248.980 --> 3250.980] Just like +[3250.980 --> 3256.260] You're worried about it's just something I always think about like I think about all body fluids on my +[3257.140 --> 3263.700] Like linen sheets that I love and that like are just very comfortable and I don't want to get it +[3264.020 --> 3268.180] I mean, I actually I totally get the fluid thing and I really get them not wanting to change your sheet thing +[3270.980 --> 3278.580] It can yeah, I mean if it's like 10 o'clock at night and you're playing and you want to go to sleep after and almost like wake up and like change their bed +[3279.220 --> 3281.220] The exact scenario +[3281.300 --> 3290.580] Right, so we have a couple of options here one you can get a dog blanket that's waterproof and easily washable and you put that down under every time you play +[3290.900 --> 3295.700] I do have a second blanket. We recently got some blankets. Yeah, so okay +[3296.020 --> 3299.060] So that takes care of a lot of issues around like fluids leaking +[3299.700 --> 3302.660] Also, I normally I sometimes recommend for couples like have +[3303.140 --> 3311.700] dedicated wash costs like next to the bed wherever your loo might be or sex toys are easily accessible in the night stand +[3312.260 --> 3316.260] And they can be like the little hand towels or the slightly larger one just kind of depending what you want +[3316.660 --> 3320.820] And that way it's like you just have the you know a color that you grab that you know +[3321.220 --> 3326.820] I typically recommend getting something that you enjoy not just like the cheapest knockoff way version at CVS +[3326.820 --> 3328.820] So they're gonna like leave little lint balls +[3329.300 --> 3334.260] All right, that's actually it's also like you kind of want something that when you grab it feels nice on your hand +[3334.260 --> 3339.060] And you also want something that if it touches your skin or your partner skin that it does feel good too like that +[3339.300 --> 3345.780] It has a feeling of like being taken care of and that you're in like a nice hotel or something like that not just like +[3346.260 --> 3349.380] Got it from the dollar store, you know, here's this scrap +[3350.340 --> 3352.340] Yeah +[3353.460 --> 3355.460] You know if you're if you're in +[3356.260 --> 3363.700] um a situation where there is an orgasm happening and and seeming coming out and you don't know where to put it +[3363.700 --> 3371.300] That's a little more complicated. I'm thinking like I don't know you're out of a company Christmas party in +[3371.940 --> 3373.940] somewhere and you're like +[3375.060 --> 3377.060] Where are we gonna put this come you know +[3377.860 --> 3380.820] That I think you have to maybe get a little bit more um +[3381.940 --> 3383.140] I don't know +[3383.380 --> 3385.380] I'm sure +[3386.420 --> 3390.340] Yeah, I think having like a good I really like the idea of kind of +[3391.220 --> 3395.300] Fun being intentional about the towels that you use I've been someone that +[3396.020 --> 3400.420] keeps like towels by the bed when I'm consistently having sex with someone +[3400.980 --> 3402.980] um, and they're never like +[3404.020 --> 3408.100] They're like the towel I can grab quickest from the laundry or the bathroom +[3408.260 --> 3413.940] But it would be nice to like spend a little money on feeling good especially on my genitals or theirs +[3414.020 --> 3416.020] And it's like not the roughest +[3416.020 --> 3417.700] Cardboard +[3417.700 --> 3422.500] Washcloth. I mean that would be nice right yeah, I think so +[3423.300 --> 3425.300] Absolutely and in general +[3425.940 --> 3432.660] Cleaning seeming up more quickly is easier because once it starts to dry then it's a little bit tougher to clean up +[3432.900 --> 3434.980] So you know, I think it is +[3435.700 --> 3442.020] Totally fine in a couple to just like throw the towel on after like say your partner comes they come on their tummy +[3442.180 --> 3445.460] Kind of just like throw it on top of them because it's gonna soak up into the towel +[3446.020 --> 3453.220] Which then just makes the actual cleanup faster which really just means you can get to the aftercare in an easier way +[3453.380 --> 3458.100] Like they don't have to go shower or go the bathroom and like wipe wipe scrub scrub like it stuck in hair +[3458.500 --> 3461.220] I can might pinch a little bit you know all of that stuff like it just +[3462.020 --> 3465.780] In general and flow it can tend to make it a little bit easier +[3466.500 --> 3472.100] I also like the idea of washcloth better than a Kleenex because for some reason with like a Kleenex +[3472.420 --> 3474.420] it almost makes it feel a little +[3475.700 --> 3479.780] Dirty and I don't want that to be like the +[3480.420 --> 3484.500] Impression that I'm giving if I reach for a Kleenex like you know what I mean +[3485.300 --> 3490.100] Right like a little tauntry kind of like I don't know if I knew what that word meant +[3491.460 --> 3493.460] Like naughty like +[3493.940 --> 3499.540] Like dirty fun or dirty like no like dirty in a bad way like I don't want them to feel like oh +[3499.540 --> 3501.700] I'm grabbing a Kleenex like clean yourself up +[3502.340 --> 3508.500] Grow right here. Yeah, like a wash cross feels like a kindness a Kleenex feels like a +[3510.020 --> 3512.020] You're in your shoes. Yeah +[3512.020 --> 3514.020] Mm-hmm +[3514.020 --> 3518.980] My thing with the cle- I don't I don't have the dirty thing. I understand that but I don't I don't necessarily have that the thing +[3518.980 --> 3522.660] I think about what the Kleenex is is like um the planet +[3524.340 --> 3526.340] That's fair +[3526.980 --> 3529.460] Like a much easier is just like not as +[3530.660 --> 3532.660] She thinks about the planet +[3533.860 --> 3537.780] I'm just an asshole that's fine. No, no, you're not +[3538.340 --> 3540.340] I +[3540.340 --> 3550.900] Just I was like that sort of what I yeah, that's a good consideration and also my other thought is that for many people one Kleenex is also not gonna be enough to get all the come +[3551.220 --> 3554.820] A lot of people when they come is gonna be bigger than one Kleenex +[3554.820 --> 3558.900] So now you're like going through you know like a couple of boxes +[3559.700 --> 3561.140] I got a lot of +[3561.140 --> 3563.540] And little pieces come off of Kleenex too. Yeah +[3563.860 --> 3569.540] Yeah, and it depends like did you buy the nice Kleenex, you know the vix ones? +[3570.260 --> 3571.780] Yeah +[3571.780 --> 3573.780] That might burn +[3575.540 --> 3580.340] It gives me like if I have Elmer's glue on my hands and I grab a Kleenex and then you have Kleenex hands +[3580.580 --> 3584.580] Your paper or shea in your hands basically. Yeah, that's what I think of +[3585.540 --> 3592.580] Right, so the timing it would be like do you know the person you're playing with enough to know when their orgasm is coming +[3593.540 --> 3597.780] And to be able to move your hand not in the way of the street and coming out +[3597.780 --> 3601.300] I think that's I think that's what you're talking about is like what do I do if it's all over my hands +[3603.300 --> 3611.060] You know one of the ways you can tell if your partner's about to come is their balls will actually tighten up and move really really close to their bodies +[3611.060 --> 3612.740] It depends again how like +[3613.460 --> 3617.380] Much space is in their balls like how far down they hang basically +[3617.860 --> 3623.060] But in general they'll get very very tight and almost like up to their body to a point where you can't really see them +[3623.220 --> 3625.220] in some regard and +[3625.460 --> 3632.260] Typically and also the cock gifts a lot harder most people's cocks will get like much more red or blue +[3633.060 --> 3635.620] And that that's when you know the orgasm is about to happen +[3636.740 --> 3640.100] Oh, fascinating. That is fascinating. PAM +[3641.460 --> 3649.060] Well, I feel honestly I we've talked about hand jobs in the feelings that come with hand jobs so much more than I thought I had inside of me +[3649.940 --> 3654.180] But is there anything we didn't ask or didn't go over that you feel like would be important to bring up +[3657.300 --> 3659.700] I think I just want to reiterate I have fun with it +[3660.340 --> 3663.780] You know like let go of this idea you have you have to have anything for it +[3664.500 --> 3667.860] Trust your hands trust trying new things +[3668.820 --> 3670.340] um +[3670.340 --> 3674.100] And and check in check in with your partner around it +[3674.740 --> 3675.700] Mm-hmm +[3675.700 --> 3680.100] Amazing where can our listeners continue connecting with you after this episode? +[3680.900 --> 3686.660] Yes, so I hope everyone does continue connecting with me and the best place to connect regularly is Instagram +[3687.220 --> 3692.020] And my handle is keely rankin intimacy coach. That's a great place. We're doing lots of stuff all there +[3692.420 --> 3696.260] And then you can also find me on my website, which is keely rankin.com +[3696.500 --> 3697.540] kele +[3697.540 --> 3698.340] le y +[3698.340 --> 3699.140] r-a-n +[3699.140 --> 3699.940] k-i-n +[3700.580 --> 3704.500] And in the next month or so we're going to be launching a new course called sex class +[3704.500 --> 3707.540] And it's actually going to cover a lot of what we talked about here +[3707.540 --> 3709.780] And it's going to be so so much more +[3710.260 --> 3714.660] I'm really really excited for it. We're filming it right now. It's going great. It's going to be awesome +[3714.740 --> 3718.980] So I hope I hope everyone comes and checks it out. Amazing. We'll put all of that in the show +[3721.300 --> 3726.180] Ah, remember how fast I can walk my hand across a table you can walk it so fast +[3726.260 --> 3729.860] Emma has many skills and one of them is really fast hand walking +[3729.860 --> 3733.220] Imagine how um that comes into play in a hand job +[3734.500 --> 3737.140] Imagine just imagine a new +[3737.860 --> 3739.380] uh +[3739.380 --> 3743.300] It's not position new technique. It's called piano keys and you just +[3744.740 --> 3748.180] Do that on the penis. That didn't work. Play that penis up and down +[3749.460 --> 3755.060] Play it like a flute. That was just like tickling it that point or a recorder. Okay. Yeah +[3756.340 --> 3760.340] Anyway, thank you keely for coming on the podcast this week +[3761.300 --> 3766.340] You're an absolute treasure to talk to and thank you to our listeners for hanging out this week +[3766.900 --> 3771.220] You can head on over to apple podcasts to rate review and subscribe to honeydew me +[3771.220 --> 3774.980] You can meet with a written review. You can head on over to Spotify and rate us +[3774.980 --> 3778.900] You can watch us on youtube like we talked about in the beginning um you can +[3780.180 --> 3786.100] Give yourself a kiss and spank your bottom and tell yourself to have a great +[3786.580 --> 3789.140] And you can also follow us on social media +[3789.780 --> 3793.780] At honeydew me podcast if you want to stay up to date and let's go in on with us +[3794.580 --> 3796.580] And that's all she wrote +[3796.580 --> 3801.620] That's all we are so discoverable and tired so come say hi +[3802.100 --> 3804.420] Somewhere just anywhere you want +[3806.100 --> 3808.260] And we'll see you next week. Bye bye diff --git a/transcript/podcast_LHRXb9L4hh8.txt b/transcript/podcast_LHRXb9L4hh8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e9feaa654132fe1d5a017bd87b0beba04476bfa9 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_LHRXb9L4hh8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1458 @@ +[0.000 --> 3.800] Hello and welcome to the Princeton Spine and Joanne Center podcast. +[3.800 --> 6.440] My name is Xenove Emeyler and I'm the co-director of the +[6.440 --> 10.300] International Spine Program here at Princeton Spine and Joanne Center. +[10.300 --> 14.960] We just finished recording our podcast with Dave DeCenter of +[14.960 --> 18.480] the Yoga and Movement Training Center. +[18.480 --> 23.960] He is many things and he is a yoga instructor. +[23.960 --> 25.920] He's a movement teacher. +[25.920 --> 27.080] He is an Ironman. +[27.080 --> 30.760] He is a triple crown hiker. +[30.760 --> 35.520] There are a lot of things and all around impressive human being. +[35.520 --> 38.760] But the key to this intro is why should you care? +[38.760 --> 42.040] Why should you want to listen to this discussion on movement culture? +[42.040 --> 44.000] And what is this movement culture? +[44.000 --> 46.520] That is the topic of our conversation. +[46.520 --> 51.600] And the reason that we had Dave on is because movement culture is +[51.600 --> 55.720] this difficult concept to grasp because it is something very +[55.720 --> 58.960] specific and it is something that is all encompassing. +[58.960 --> 63.880] The reason that Princeton Spine and Joanne Center brings Dave or someone like Dave in is +[63.880 --> 67.720] because of how it permeates what we do. +[67.720 --> 73.760] Muscle skeletal care, pain is all encompassing and there are ways that we can prevent this +[73.760 --> 74.760] pain. +[74.760 --> 79.640] And part of it comes from our ability to adapt, our ability to strengthen, our ability +[79.640 --> 84.640] to move in daily life, some of the things that we lose on a daily basis. +[84.640 --> 89.920] And so in this discussion, we went into a couple of different tangents and encompassed +[89.920 --> 96.120] a number of different aspects of the movement culture and the attributes that it brings. +[96.120 --> 101.320] Neuroplasticity or in other words, how do we learn and how does our nervous system adapts +[101.320 --> 108.320] and how movement and ability to move in the practice of movement can aid someone in learning, +[108.320 --> 113.360] how it can stable some neurodegenerative disease, how it can prevent some spinal injuries +[113.440 --> 122.600] and joint injuries, how it can make someone engage in life with the space and prevent injuries +[122.600 --> 129.600] and also become more functional physically and potentially even mentally, if you will. +[129.600 --> 136.840] So this is a wide-ranging conversation and it should interest everyone because we all +[136.840 --> 142.680] own these bodies and we all move and we all should be able to move better and in a way +[142.680 --> 146.640] become better movers which is going to be the topic of this conversation. +[146.640 --> 150.360] So I hope you enjoy this wide-ranging discussion about the movement culture. +[164.840 --> 168.920] Hello and welcome to Princeton Spine and Joint Center podcast. +[168.920 --> 172.760] My name is Ennova Meyler and I'm the co-director of the interventional spine program here at +[172.760 --> 177.080] Princeton Spine and Joint Center and today joining me is Dave DeSanto. +[177.080 --> 179.720] He's a yoga instructor. +[179.720 --> 188.840] He is an Ironman, a personal trainer, a movement teacher, triple crown hiking and now a small +[188.840 --> 190.640] business owner. +[190.640 --> 195.440] Today we'll be discussing movement culture and how it pertains to musculoskeletal care +[195.440 --> 200.320] and preventing problems with our musculoskeletal system but I have a feeling that there will +[200.320 --> 201.920] be more to discuss in there. +[201.920 --> 203.760] So Dave, welcome. +[203.760 --> 206.960] Thank you so much and I really just want to say thank you to just for having me. +[206.960 --> 209.560] Obviously it's the topic that I love to talk about. +[209.560 --> 210.800] So I just appreciate it. +[210.800 --> 211.800] The opportunity. +[211.800 --> 212.800] Oh, so much. +[212.800 --> 213.800] By all means. +[213.800 --> 215.800] I think this is going to be a good discussion. +[215.800 --> 216.800] Great. +[216.800 --> 220.560] Alright, so before we get into, let's just start with what is this? +[220.560 --> 221.800] What is movement culture? +[221.800 --> 222.800] Right. +[222.800 --> 223.800] So it's interesting, right? +[223.800 --> 224.800] It's a movement. +[224.800 --> 225.800] It's really just a word, right? +[225.800 --> 228.680] But we try to put like the capital M on the word movement, right? +[228.680 --> 231.240] So what is the movement culture? +[231.240 --> 232.640] It's a great question. +[232.640 --> 237.120] A lot of people, yeah, just aren't familiar yet quite like with what this is all about. +[237.120 --> 240.840] So yeah, introducing it to kind of people is great and I think this format gives us the +[240.840 --> 242.240] time to do that. +[242.240 --> 245.360] The movement culture is kind of, I would say a paradigm shift. +[245.360 --> 249.880] So it's kind of a shift in looking at the way that we move through life with this physical +[249.880 --> 253.200] body, the physicality that we move through. +[253.200 --> 258.000] This in our daily lives and taking it into some of the different disciplines such as maybe +[258.000 --> 260.240] like dance or yoga and things like that. +[260.240 --> 263.800] But understanding first, we're just human beings with bodies. +[263.800 --> 267.440] And I think it's just like this, it's really, again, just like this paradigm shift of +[267.440 --> 272.880] like how we view life and how we move with our body throughout. +[272.880 --> 275.000] And understanding that it's 24-7, right? +[275.000 --> 278.000] We have this when we wake up in the morning, go to bed at night. +[278.000 --> 282.200] But we think sometimes that it's like, it's only the, the one I'm doing the discipline. +[282.200 --> 284.120] It's like, I go to the gym, that's when I'm the mover. +[284.120 --> 285.120] Right. +[285.120 --> 286.320] No, it's all the time, 24-7. +[286.320 --> 290.920] So it's this, it's just kind of more of the concept of how we view the body and how we +[290.920 --> 291.920] move. +[291.920 --> 294.800] So when you say paradigm shift, you're talking about both the movement itself as well as +[294.800 --> 295.800] the thinking of it. +[295.800 --> 296.800] 100%. +[296.800 --> 299.680] Yeah, I've always said to my students that the change has to first occur here before it +[299.680 --> 303.520] starts to actually like permeate our physical movements and body. +[303.520 --> 308.480] So yeah, first maybe here, looking at things differently and then moving differently as +[308.480 --> 310.240] a result of the way that we think. +[310.240 --> 311.240] Yeah. +[311.960 --> 314.840] I mean, it involves thinking, it involves movement. +[314.840 --> 320.680] We'll dive deeper into the concept itself, but before we get into it, since it has, it +[320.680 --> 324.800] has this thinking part about it, how do you get into, into movement culture? +[324.800 --> 328.840] I mean, it, it, it seems like you've achieved a number of different, different things and +[328.840 --> 335.040] different milestones that a lot of people are looking at at significant milestones physically. +[335.040 --> 337.400] So how did you get into movement culture and what's your background? +[337.400 --> 338.560] Just give us a sense. +[338.560 --> 339.560] Yeah, so great question. +[339.560 --> 345.640] And I would say as a young, you know, just individual, I was always very, I just like pushing, +[345.640 --> 346.920] I don't know why, the physical limits. +[346.920 --> 349.880] I wanted to see what do you mean by these capable of? +[349.880 --> 353.840] And I just always loved, at a young age, it was just the typical sports, right, that you +[353.840 --> 354.840] get into. +[354.840 --> 359.520] As I got a little older, I started to kind of get into some triathlons and then I found +[359.520 --> 360.520] yoga. +[360.520 --> 365.880] And I just always just interested in exploring the different facets and different like avenues +[365.880 --> 369.240] that all are all all encompassing. +[369.240 --> 373.560] But this was years before I even knew or anything about this idea of movement or anything. +[373.560 --> 376.000] I just like so many different, different things. +[376.000 --> 380.840] Yeah, so I got into triathlons at a young age, started doing those. +[380.840 --> 385.280] When I did my, completed my first Iron Man in 2008, that was, that was a big change I +[385.280 --> 387.240] feel like occurred in me when that happened. +[387.240 --> 388.240] I'm going to interrupt your first check. +[388.240 --> 389.240] Yeah, sure. +[389.240 --> 390.240] Not everyone knows Iron Man. +[390.240 --> 391.560] So tell us what's involved in Iron Man. +[391.560 --> 394.600] So an Iron Man is the, is a long distance triathlon. +[394.600 --> 401.360] So it incorporates, it starts with a 2.4 mile swim, followed by a 112 mile bike, followed +[401.360 --> 404.200] by a 26.2 mile run, which is a marathon. +[404.200 --> 405.200] Yeah, which is a marathon. +[405.200 --> 409.680] So you do a marathon after you have done swimming, after you've done a 112 mile bike ride. +[409.680 --> 410.680] Pretty ridiculous. +[410.680 --> 411.680] I would agree. +[411.680 --> 412.680] Okay, yes, yes. +[412.680 --> 416.520] But I remember when I would do sprint triathlons, right, so that's when I first kind of had +[416.520 --> 418.040] started and gotten into it. +[418.040 --> 422.080] And then the sprints you're doing, it's like a quarter mile swim. +[422.080 --> 425.160] I think maybe a 12 mile bike, followed by like a 5K. +[425.160 --> 429.520] And I remember saying to myself, okay, the sprint is pretty challenging stuff. +[429.520 --> 433.560] Maybe I can train for an Olympic distance, an Olympic distance is twice a sprint. +[433.560 --> 436.640] Then you start to get into the Olympics, then you start to think about, oh, a half of an +[436.640 --> 437.640] Iron Man. +[437.640 --> 442.280] And I remember saying to myself, it will be impossible for me to complete an Iron Man. +[442.280 --> 444.840] I remember saying that, believing it and feeling it. +[444.840 --> 447.800] I just said, yeah, I know some people can do it, but not me. +[447.800 --> 449.360] Like that's just too much. +[449.360 --> 453.040] But little by little, when I did the half, it's just again, it's just like you're pushing +[453.040 --> 454.400] the boundaries a little bit more. +[454.400 --> 455.400] Right. +[455.400 --> 456.400] Yeah. +[456.400 --> 459.440] And then in 2008, I ended up doing the Lake Placid Iron Man. +[459.440 --> 464.040] And once again, there's that mental aspect of physicality and physical movement. +[464.040 --> 467.920] There's a mental aspect of that coming in there as well. +[467.920 --> 472.880] And then there's another thing that I kind of zoomed by in introduction, triple crown. +[472.880 --> 473.880] The triple crown of hiking. +[473.880 --> 474.880] Yeah. +[474.880 --> 478.720] So, and it was funny because that Iron Man, after completing that, that's when I kind +[478.720 --> 482.520] of said to myself, wow, you thought this was impossible for yourself. +[482.520 --> 485.680] You said that, you believed it and you overcame that. +[485.680 --> 486.680] Anything's possible. +[486.680 --> 487.680] Right. +[487.680 --> 488.680] And then so boom, done. +[488.680 --> 489.680] Yeah. +[489.680 --> 492.120] After that happened, I hiked the Appalachian Trail. +[492.120 --> 493.120] That was the first. +[493.120 --> 496.200] So the triple crown, yeah, for people that don't know, not many people are familiar with +[496.200 --> 497.200] this. +[497.200 --> 498.200] Right. +[498.200 --> 501.160] If you would have Google just like long distance hiking trails in the United States, you +[501.160 --> 505.360] probably come across 20 or 30 all over the United States, long distance trails. +[505.360 --> 507.560] So we're talking hundreds of miles. +[507.560 --> 511.040] And three of those trails make up what's called the triple crown. +[511.040 --> 516.200] So it's the Appalachian Trail, the Continental Divide Trail, and the Pacific Crest Trail. +[516.200 --> 519.600] So if you complete those three trails, then you're considered what's called the triple +[519.600 --> 520.600] crown. +[520.600 --> 525.040] So in 2009, it was again, just after I had completed the Iron Man, I kind of had this new, like, +[525.040 --> 530.480] revelation, new idea of, yeah, just, yeah, just was kind of, you know, typical like job +[530.480 --> 533.640] and just, I found myself getting into a groove and a rhythm that I didn't really want to see +[533.640 --> 535.600] myself in too far down the road. +[535.600 --> 538.400] And I said, let's take this opportunity to travel and to do some things. +[538.400 --> 541.480] So I completed the Appalachian Trail first. +[541.480 --> 544.840] And I'll be honest, when I got to the end, I said, I'm kind of hooked. +[544.840 --> 548.280] I kind of just, I said, this is something that I just can't shake off. +[548.280 --> 549.760] This is a part of me now. +[549.760 --> 552.840] This idea of hiking and it's so, so complex. +[552.840 --> 554.960] There's a lot going on there. +[554.960 --> 557.800] But so I completed the Appalachian Trail in 2009. +[557.800 --> 563.040] The next year I went out and I did 700 miles of the Pacific Crest Trail. +[563.040 --> 566.000] And I hiked another trail the following year that not many people knew about. +[566.000 --> 567.600] It's called the Grand Enchantment Trail. +[567.600 --> 571.240] So I think I was about like the 15th person that hiked that trail. +[571.240 --> 573.360] That was quite, quite the experience. +[573.360 --> 576.920] And then I went back, I finished the entire Pacific Crest Trail. +[576.920 --> 579.200] So now I had two of the three trails done. +[579.200 --> 582.840] And then in 2016, I decided it's time. +[582.840 --> 584.840] Let's do this continental divide trail. +[584.840 --> 587.320] And the time in my life, it was, it was a beautiful thing. +[587.320 --> 588.320] Yeah. +[588.320 --> 589.320] So it became a triple crown. +[589.320 --> 594.840] There's 200 and so people that are like in that category of being triple crowners. +[594.840 --> 595.840] So yeah. +[595.840 --> 596.840] Okay. +[596.840 --> 597.840] Where does the movement come in? +[597.840 --> 598.840] I got at which point? +[598.840 --> 600.640] Where do you, when do you get hooked on that? +[600.640 --> 601.640] Right. +[601.640 --> 607.360] So I became a personal trainer at some point before, I think it was around 2013 because +[607.360 --> 610.400] I was a trainer for about two or three years. +[610.400 --> 614.160] And then after those years, that's when I decided I wanted to hike the CDT. +[614.160 --> 618.680] But as I became a personal trainer, I started to, you know what? +[618.680 --> 620.800] When I became, it was functional movement. +[620.800 --> 623.200] That was like the term that was out there. +[623.200 --> 628.200] And we were kind of being taught, not just like the strength training approach and everything. +[628.200 --> 631.840] But it was this idea of like trying to get people there in balances, worked on. +[631.840 --> 633.600] And that was kind of the approach. +[633.600 --> 634.920] And I bought into it. +[634.920 --> 637.040] I liked it, but it was not enough. +[637.040 --> 640.000] There was something more that I just knew was out there. +[640.000 --> 645.000] I was just getting so kind of just tired of the, the same approach. +[645.000 --> 647.520] You know, the gym equipment, the bench press, the this, the that. +[647.520 --> 648.520] It's all the different. +[648.560 --> 650.560] Same movements that we do over and over again. +[650.560 --> 656.000] So the girlfriend I was dating at the time, she said, Hey, this is guy online, Edo, +[656.000 --> 656.960] Edo Portale. +[656.960 --> 660.320] She goes, I think you would be interested in what he's talking about. +[660.320 --> 661.640] No idea who he was. +[661.640 --> 663.480] I watched a YouTube video. +[663.480 --> 667.760] It was, I think probably a podcast or just maybe an interview. +[667.760 --> 670.520] It was about an hour, hour and a half long of Edo talking. +[670.520 --> 675.920] And I said, this guy is talking different than anybody else I've ever, ever heard before. +[676.080 --> 678.440] I just listened to an hour and a half conversation with this guy. +[678.440 --> 681.760] And never once did he mention a rep or a set or in anything. +[682.000 --> 687.680] He talked about movement from a very different approach, but it made sense to me. +[687.680 --> 688.680] It just clicked. +[689.000 --> 691.000] And it was at times complex. +[691.000 --> 694.600] But also if you took away a lot of the things, it was very simple of what he was saying. +[694.840 --> 697.080] He's saying just like, let's go back to the basics first. +[697.360 --> 702.560] And it just something, just the way that he talked, the words he used, it just clicked in me. +[703.320 --> 704.200] Boom done, right? +[704.200 --> 708.160] So the five years later, flashback, here we are, obsessed. +[708.160 --> 711.400] I would say you could put me in the category of obsessed with movement at this point. +[711.880 --> 713.760] And the fire has not really dimmed. +[713.760 --> 715.360] It just continues to grow. +[716.160 --> 718.760] So it's been about five years that I've been on this journey. +[718.760 --> 719.040] Yeah. +[719.240 --> 719.480] Okay. +[719.480 --> 720.040] Of movement. +[720.040 --> 721.000] So all right. +[721.000 --> 722.320] Well, that brings us to present day. +[722.480 --> 725.880] And so let's get back to the question of what is it? +[725.920 --> 728.200] Can movement culture be defined? +[728.200 --> 731.280] Can is there, for instance, there is, you know, there's strength training. +[731.400 --> 734.360] And when you say that, you can, you can sort of define that. +[734.920 --> 735.800] There's gymnastics. +[735.800 --> 737.200] You can sort of define that. +[737.200 --> 740.280] What is it then you can have a clear understanding and clear picture of it? +[740.280 --> 740.760] For sure. +[740.760 --> 742.840] So what is movement, movement culture? +[742.840 --> 744.240] Because you're not even talking about training. +[744.240 --> 745.880] You're talking about culture, right? +[745.960 --> 747.160] So what, what is that? +[747.160 --> 751.040] How would you describe it to someone who has never seen it, who's never heard about it? +[751.240 --> 755.840] And, and of course, the follow up question is going to be the why would they be interested? +[755.840 --> 756.800] Why should they be interested? +[756.800 --> 757.000] Yeah. +[757.000 --> 758.880] The million that I got this all the time. +[758.880 --> 762.280] And it's trying to answer this question within a few minutes, which is so hard when I'm +[762.280 --> 765.360] in passing with somebody randomly, I'll get the question at the gym. +[765.360 --> 766.240] What are you doing? +[766.320 --> 767.040] That's different. +[767.040 --> 767.720] I don't understand. +[767.840 --> 770.840] So it's hard in a quick conversation, which is why I love this format. +[770.840 --> 772.080] It gives you some more time. +[773.320 --> 775.280] So you mentioned in your description, right? +[775.280 --> 776.440] I think it was strength training. +[776.440 --> 778.000] You mentioned and gymnastics, right? +[778.000 --> 780.560] So what you mentioned were two individual disciplines. +[780.720 --> 785.280] So let's take it even farther and say we have a gymnast at one table, a strength trainer, +[785.320 --> 787.760] or maybe an Olympic lifter at another table. +[787.920 --> 792.440] Maybe we have a dancer and a fighter all sitting at different tables because they think +[792.440 --> 793.760] what they do is all different. +[793.760 --> 796.480] They think they're practicing individual disciplines, which they are. +[796.800 --> 801.880] But what if the movement perspective says, what if we can find the common thread amongst +[801.920 --> 806.360] all of those individual disciplines, the one thread they all have in common, they're all +[806.360 --> 807.560] moving, they're all movers. +[807.920 --> 813.000] So we want to take from all of them, we don't want to become just the best arm +[813.000 --> 816.400] balancer, the best fighter, the best yogi. +[816.920 --> 823.040] We're interested in a generalist approach over a specialized single discipline approach, +[823.400 --> 828.280] where we'll say, what if we could create one body that's adaptable and is pretty good +[828.280 --> 829.120] at everything? +[829.560 --> 833.360] So I've never been to a dance class before, but you throw me into a dance class. +[833.560 --> 835.160] I've been practicing movement for five years. +[835.160 --> 839.280] Hopefully I pick it up pretty quickly, much quicker than I was if I didn't have this +[839.280 --> 842.680] movement background, this movement perspective, put me in a fighting class. +[842.720 --> 844.040] Maybe I'll pick it up pretty quick. +[844.320 --> 847.440] I'm not going to be the best fighter, but I'm going to be pretty good because of this +[847.440 --> 850.400] approach of, again, this generalized approach. +[850.400 --> 853.160] Now human beings, we generally, we like to specialize. +[853.440 --> 856.560] So we try to become the best at one individual thing. +[856.800 --> 857.680] There's nothing wrong with that. +[857.680 --> 862.040] We need that in life, but it's a, again, a different perspective, a different approach. +[862.040 --> 866.160] What if we take a little bit of all the different aspects and we try to train the +[866.160 --> 867.520] human body more of like that? +[867.520 --> 871.800] And even that there, I use the word trained and not necessarily really is more of a practice. +[871.800 --> 875.040] It's more of like a practice and a daily approach. +[875.360 --> 875.720] Okay. +[875.840 --> 877.360] And a practice and a daily approach. +[877.560 --> 881.120] So I mean, there are different ways to look at it from different perspectives. +[881.120 --> 881.280] Right? +[881.280 --> 887.480] So on one hand, you're talking about tracing back in a similar fashion as you can say science. +[887.480 --> 887.680] Right? +[887.680 --> 891.160] So there is biology, there is chemistry, there is medicine, and there are there are +[891.160 --> 892.000] subsets of science. +[892.000 --> 896.480] And of course, medicine is a commemulation of biochemistry and molecular biology and so on and so forth. +[897.120 --> 902.280] And if you trace it back, you trace it back to origins that could, you could say that they +[902.280 --> 904.640] originate from philosophy, right? +[905.160 --> 906.240] And what is philosophy? +[906.240 --> 910.560] Philosophy is is really love for knowledge and love for studying knowledge. +[910.600 --> 915.840] So looking at that, that would be similar that you're, you're not specializing. +[915.840 --> 922.960] You are engaging in the overarching aspect of something that permeates all of them, right? +[923.200 --> 923.720] Nicely put. +[923.720 --> 923.920] Yeah. +[923.920 --> 928.560] And then another thing, another aspect of this is that as you say when it's practice, right? +[928.560 --> 931.800] So practice and I think we'll get into it a little bit later. +[932.840 --> 940.000] But I keep thinking back to thinking back to the idea of kids and children. +[940.040 --> 942.680] And I know that you bring this up a lot during training. +[944.560 --> 950.880] The idea of kids playing and exploring and learning through the play, +[950.880 --> 956.440] but also learning and being able to create new connections and being able to explore their environment, right? +[956.440 --> 956.840] For sure. +[956.840 --> 958.240] So that's the practice part of it. +[958.240 --> 960.360] That that's why you stay away from the work training. +[960.360 --> 960.840] Try it. +[960.840 --> 962.680] Because, because of that. +[962.880 --> 963.760] So, okay. +[963.760 --> 969.840] So you had mentioned something and you say we don't want to be that, but we want to learn something. +[969.840 --> 972.360] We want to take something from all of these disciplines. +[972.720 --> 973.000] Yeah. +[973.000 --> 973.920] So the big question is why? +[974.320 --> 975.720] Why, why should we care? +[975.720 --> 979.640] Why should we want to take the attributes of different ones? +[980.120 --> 981.280] But why should that matter? +[981.480 --> 982.480] To Austin daily life? +[982.480 --> 988.760] I mean, and I'm saying this from a perspective, say I'm an accountant or I'm a dentist. +[988.920 --> 993.120] I have other concerns and I have other things and I'm fine with the way I move through my space, +[993.440 --> 994.280] through my environment. +[994.280 --> 995.080] So why should I care? +[995.080 --> 997.200] Why should I care about borrowing from those disciplines? +[997.200 --> 997.440] Yeah. +[997.760 --> 1002.200] So whatever we specialize in life, we at some point will pay the price. +[1002.200 --> 1004.120] I find it interesting you mentioned the dentist, right? +[1004.120 --> 1006.480] So I have worked with a few dentists actually. +[1006.840 --> 1008.280] And then we start to see the different, +[1009.880 --> 1014.800] tight here, low back issues, hunched over, hands, fingers, wrists, +[1014.840 --> 1018.800] all these different things that kind of have a result of specializing in life. +[1018.800 --> 1019.960] It's the price that we pay. +[1020.200 --> 1023.960] The accountant to be the best, you're going to have probably to wear glasses at some point. +[1024.160 --> 1027.000] The eye strain, the looking at small numbers, the looking at computer screens. +[1027.240 --> 1031.320] Everything I feel like in life has some type of a price to pay if we do specialize. +[1031.560 --> 1036.440] So maybe the dentist could benefit from something +[1036.480 --> 1039.840] that was is found in swimming, perhaps. +[1040.040 --> 1044.040] Maybe if it's the way that we look at how the swimmer moves their spine through the water, +[1044.360 --> 1044.880] right? +[1044.880 --> 1050.440] Maybe the dentist can benefit from being hunched over all day because they've learned from +[1050.800 --> 1053.960] a different discipline altogether, perhaps. +[1054.200 --> 1057.320] So there's things that can benefit us, which is not aware of. +[1057.840 --> 1058.920] Yeah, perhaps? +[1058.920 --> 1060.120] Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. +[1060.120 --> 1061.760] And this is a discussion. +[1061.760 --> 1066.400] Obviously, I'm asking the question, which is, which I end up talking to my patient +[1066.640 --> 1071.280] so a lot about these things and some of the common things is let's say running, right? +[1071.280 --> 1075.000] Running is a very common sport, but it also is a sub. +[1075.520 --> 1077.760] It's a part of a lot of different sports. +[1077.760 --> 1079.600] Boxers run, they call it road work. +[1080.400 --> 1083.600] You know, other people run for different reasons, but there are people that just run +[1083.600 --> 1085.320] because this is a form of exercise. +[1085.320 --> 1088.200] And indeed, it is a great form of cardiovascular exercise. +[1088.200 --> 1090.960] And for a lot of people, it's a form of meditation, right? +[1090.960 --> 1095.080] Some people, when they stay away from running, it is a psychological strain on them +[1095.320 --> 1096.280] and they need it. +[1096.560 --> 1097.360] Yeah, that's great. +[1098.000 --> 1101.320] But a lot of the times, it's a linear to your point. +[1101.320 --> 1102.640] It's a linear exercise. +[1102.640 --> 1106.720] You are moving front to back, your legs are going front to back. +[1107.080 --> 1110.200] And what a lot of times is missing is the lateral motion. +[1110.200 --> 1114.880] So the leg, the, in other words, the muscles that are responsible for separating +[1114.880 --> 1118.040] legs, bringing the hips out and then bringing the legs back in. +[1118.320 --> 1120.040] We simply don't do that when we run. +[1120.080 --> 1121.120] It's a linear motion. +[1121.120 --> 1126.600] So a lot of that weakness will then translate into into hip instability, potentially, +[1126.600 --> 1131.280] or potentially pelvic instability, which then of course translates into into instability +[1131.280 --> 1132.760] or poor support for the back. +[1133.240 --> 1140.080] And that causes more pain and that causes more, more, more compensatory mechanisms +[1140.080 --> 1143.120] that are not necessarily physiologic, right? +[1143.120 --> 1148.440] And I think that's why, that's why it is so important for most people to realize +[1148.440 --> 1154.760] that they are, when they specialize, they preferentially build up certain techniques +[1154.760 --> 1158.680] and certain, certain planes of motion that they get really good at, which they need +[1158.680 --> 1162.480] for their, for their specialty, whatever that specialty is, when we're talking about +[1162.480 --> 1164.800] runners, they get really good at running. +[1165.560 --> 1169.400] And it's a, if it's a dentist who runs, that's great that they can do dentistry +[1169.400 --> 1173.640] and they can, they can run well, but they're missing a lot of these things. +[1173.640 --> 1177.240] And the reason that they, they should care is because they're going to pay for it. +[1177.400 --> 1179.880] And, and we all do, we end up paying for it. +[1180.600 --> 1183.280] We don't run on uneven surfaces. +[1183.280 --> 1185.040] We don't walk where we have to. +[1185.200 --> 1193.280] We are, we are blessed and cursed with paved roads because we can walk straight. +[1193.280 --> 1193.680] Sure. +[1193.800 --> 1197.520] But that, that takes us away from having to jump from stone to stone, from having to +[1197.520 --> 1201.280] go lateral movement and use the muscles that we're given. +[1201.320 --> 1203.920] 100% and they serve more than one purpose for sure. +[1204.400 --> 1205.920] And that was, that was one of the main things. +[1205.920 --> 1207.680] And, and even within there, yeah. +[1207.680 --> 1212.960] So like mentioning running, right, in particular, but any, any single discipline is limited. +[1213.160 --> 1217.960] Right. So there's no one single discipline where we're going to get all yoga, zero pulling, +[1217.960 --> 1218.840] zero pulling. +[1218.840 --> 1220.040] I've done yoga for 13 years. +[1220.040 --> 1223.800] I've never once pulled anything while in a yoga class pulling, you know, right? +[1223.800 --> 1224.320] It's limited. +[1224.960 --> 1229.800] Every discipline, yeah, in some way, shape or form, yeah, it doesn't have all of those things. +[1229.800 --> 1230.200] Right. +[1230.280 --> 1231.600] So that's one thing to think about. +[1232.600 --> 1240.280] And I think another thing is getting, yeah, so good at one, just one particular range of +[1240.280 --> 1240.600] motions. +[1240.600 --> 1244.840] So hiking, there are tons of 10,000 miles, almost of hiking, right? +[1245.080 --> 1248.360] The knee bends a little bit while hiking a little bit. +[1248.880 --> 1250.920] It doesn't bend fully ever all day long. +[1251.600 --> 1257.320] When I got finished hiking the Appalachian Trail, I could not bend down to pick up things. +[1257.320 --> 1259.080] It was incredibly painful. +[1259.080 --> 1264.560] I remember the pressure on my knees was so intense, I was like a senior citizen already +[1264.560 --> 1267.160] or much a little later in life at a very young age. +[1267.320 --> 1267.760] Right. +[1268.240 --> 1274.680] So the basic, for instance, what helped me a lot, the basic human squat position, a resting +[1274.680 --> 1280.320] heels flat to the floor squat position helped my knees recover from all of those miles +[1280.320 --> 1281.520] of hiking, right? +[1281.720 --> 1287.040] But in those disciplines, the hiking, the running, yeah, the joints don't fold completely. +[1287.400 --> 1293.360] So that's just one simple example of how if I can just go back to the toddler, when I +[1293.360 --> 1294.680] was a baby, I could squat. +[1295.000 --> 1298.000] I somehow did something to my body when I got through the Appalachian Trail, I could no +[1298.000 --> 1299.520] longer get into that same position. +[1299.920 --> 1304.920] So there's something wrong with me specializing in that if I can't get back to the human +[1304.920 --> 1306.000] foundation and position. +[1306.240 --> 1311.760] So learning this is like my later on hikes, I learned that I need to keep squatting after +[1311.800 --> 1314.320] these 20, 30 mile days of hiking. +[1314.720 --> 1319.160] And it hurts, it hurts the knees initially, but we have to keep them, keep them going, +[1319.160 --> 1321.000] keep them bending, you know, so. +[1321.280 --> 1329.760] So, so if I, if I say a power lifter, yeah, you get a picture of a person. +[1329.920 --> 1330.240] Yeah. +[1330.360 --> 1330.560] For sure. +[1330.560 --> 1334.440] If I say a yogi, you kind of get a picture of a person. +[1334.680 --> 1334.800] Yeah. +[1334.920 --> 1338.280] If I say, if I say a bodybuilder for sure, right? +[1338.280 --> 1340.680] And going through these examples right now, you know where I'm going with this. +[1340.680 --> 1341.360] Yeah. +[1341.560 --> 1342.960] If I say a mover, right? +[1342.960 --> 1346.840] I mean, that's what commonly you refer to someone in the movement culture as a mover. +[1346.840 --> 1347.160] Yeah. +[1347.160 --> 1348.760] So what does that person look like? +[1348.760 --> 1348.960] Yeah. +[1348.960 --> 1349.360] Great question. +[1350.360 --> 1352.000] So I can look like anything. +[1352.600 --> 1358.040] All demographics until the day you die, the day before you can move, you can keep moving. +[1358.040 --> 1361.440] You can learn something new all the time and from a very, very young age too. +[1361.440 --> 1365.600] So from a demographic standpoint or even from a, you know, what does the person look like? +[1365.720 --> 1366.000] Yeah. +[1366.000 --> 1367.040] Anything across the board. +[1367.040 --> 1368.280] I would say more so. +[1368.800 --> 1372.200] What type of person, how do they move through life? +[1372.480 --> 1374.120] How do they view problems? +[1374.920 --> 1378.720] I find in the movement culture, you're going to find disciplined individuals. +[1380.240 --> 1381.440] It's no time for laziness. +[1381.440 --> 1386.040] You're not going to find a lazy person at a movement class that sticks with it for long enough. +[1387.520 --> 1391.320] Somebody that cares about their body too, about living in this vessel, you know, +[1392.120 --> 1397.160] I feel like too many times we get so separated that we kind of just lose this idea of how important this is. +[1397.400 --> 1399.600] We only get one chance and we only have one of these. +[1400.520 --> 1405.440] So I think it's more nuts of physically outlooking, like you mentioned in the bodybuilder, right? +[1405.440 --> 1412.520] We have this image, the yogi, we have maybe this image, but it's more of how does this person go about work? +[1412.720 --> 1415.680] It's kind of this idea of like having a craftsman mentality. +[1415.880 --> 1417.520] It's like, how do you go about your work? +[1417.560 --> 1421.840] Are you, do you pay attention to detail or are you comfortable with cutting corners here and there? +[1422.400 --> 1427.240] The movement culture, the people that it attracts are detail oriented, disciplined, +[1429.040 --> 1430.320] not afraid to fail. +[1430.640 --> 1435.760] A lot of people, yeah, one class, if it's a lot of failing involved, they don't want any other part of it. +[1436.080 --> 1444.680] So looking at the person, nuts, maybe the best approach to kind of see like the qualities that this person does tasks with. +[1444.680 --> 1451.120] That's maybe a little bit more of what it looks, what the movement culture attracts, the type of people that kind of +[1451.120 --> 1451.800] let you do. +[1451.800 --> 1456.520] Do you find, okay, so so innately there are two things that the person must have, right? +[1456.520 --> 1458.160] It's first they have to have interest in this. +[1458.160 --> 1462.160] And so obviously they have to have some qualities that bring them to movement culture. +[1462.680 --> 1469.160] Do you find that people that are in movement culture, do you feel that they develop more of those same qualities of, +[1469.520 --> 1476.840] of sort of detail oriented and task time goes, yes, yes, with, with the, with the practice of movement. +[1476.880 --> 1478.480] And I almost are training, but I avoided it. +[1478.720 --> 1482.880] So with the practice of movement, do you find that those attributes are actually enhanced? +[1483.040 --> 1484.880] Yeah, over time, over time. +[1484.880 --> 1488.200] So people will go in two directions right off the bat, right? +[1488.200 --> 1490.480] They're either going to stick with it or they're going to move. +[1490.480 --> 1495.800] They're going to go somewhere else and maybe go to it like, yeah, another approach, another thing. +[1496.720 --> 1503.240] I feel like the people that stay with it long enough, yeah, you have no choice really to be detailed oriented, to be focused individuals +[1505.000 --> 1505.960] to answer your question. +[1506.000 --> 1506.560] Yes, though. +[1506.840 --> 1514.760] I feel like I am way more focused now, way more willing to dive deeper now than I was five years ago. +[1514.760 --> 1514.960] Yeah. +[1516.400 --> 1520.680] Yeah, it's just again, this, maybe this leads us even almost into like the fitness approach. +[1520.680 --> 1521.400] It's just different. +[1521.680 --> 1528.080] It's a, it's not, you know, pushing just, just limiting it to like pushing weights around and just getting set on the machine. +[1528.080 --> 1530.800] We have to be mentally involved and active in it. +[1531.120 --> 1535.640] So it's almost like you're forced to be, yeah, more disciplined individual. +[1536.040 --> 1536.480] Yeah. +[1536.680 --> 1539.080] Well, since it brings us to that, to that concept. +[1539.080 --> 1541.320] So how is this different? +[1541.360 --> 1541.600] Right? +[1541.600 --> 1544.200] I mean, there's, there's the fitness culture, right? +[1544.200 --> 1545.600] And there's the movement culture. +[1545.840 --> 1546.040] Yeah. +[1546.040 --> 1554.280] So and, and it seems that, well, naturally, the way we think about things and approach, these things will dictate how we do them. +[1554.360 --> 1554.640] Right? +[1554.640 --> 1556.560] So obviously there is going to be a paradigm. +[1556.760 --> 1558.640] There is going to be a mental aspect to this. +[1558.800 --> 1560.360] So what is your take on this? +[1560.360 --> 1563.000] How is the fitness culture different from the movement culture? +[1563.000 --> 1563.200] Yeah. +[1563.200 --> 1564.840] And I was a part of it for three years. +[1564.840 --> 1569.960] I mean, I remember starting at the age of maybe 14 or 15 years old, starting to strength train. +[1569.960 --> 1571.760] And I was probably in a gym by 17. +[1572.160 --> 1573.760] And then it was just years of being in a gym. +[1573.760 --> 1581.120] And I even saw it from the personal trainer perspective as well as I became a trainer before I understood the movement culture and the movement perspective. +[1582.720 --> 1584.800] So the differences, the differences are vast. +[1584.800 --> 1592.360] First of all, if you walk into a movement facility versus, you know, a big gym, gyms, we'll see equipment, right? +[1592.640 --> 1598.440] So in essence, when we put ourselves on a machine, it's almost like we're asking our body to conform to the machine. +[1598.640 --> 1602.440] So it's to the shapes and machines move in one. +[1602.440 --> 1607.040] Yeah, they're making some other equipment nowadays, but it's a lot of high tech gadgets. +[1607.040 --> 1612.640] A lot of high tech, it's technology, right? +[1612.880 --> 1620.360] It's a lot sometimes in the movement culture, we play with tennis balls, strings, a stick, yeah, our own body, a wall. +[1620.560 --> 1621.680] This is all we need, right? +[1621.920 --> 1625.480] So it's very simple and basic approach. +[1626.320 --> 1633.920] You take your shoes off in a gym how long before somebody of a trainer, somebody asked you to put your shoes back on because it's dangerous to drop something on your foot. +[1633.920 --> 1634.600] Now I get that. +[1634.720 --> 1639.320] I've been working out for long, like 25 years, I've never once dropped the weight on my foot. +[1639.600 --> 1646.960] And I think maybe living my life in that shoe, perhaps might give me some other issues, rather than the perhaps dropping the weight on the foot, right? +[1646.960 --> 1649.160] So we start to just see these different things. +[1649.160 --> 1650.960] Yeah, barefoot training would not allowed in gyms. +[1650.960 --> 1656.360] I was a trainer, I got in trouble for, they would tell me, have your clients put their shoes back on. +[1657.480 --> 1659.280] So, yes, so some differences there. +[1662.560 --> 1665.680] Again, I feel like it's just very linear. +[1665.920 --> 1666.800] You go to a gym. +[1666.800 --> 1667.960] Yeah, you're going to strength train. +[1667.960 --> 1669.040] Maybe you do some stretching. +[1670.520 --> 1671.360] What else? +[1671.800 --> 1677.400] Where are we working on the coordination, the balance, reaction times? +[1678.360 --> 1683.440] I go to a gym and there's yoga class, Zumba class, cardio kickboxing class. +[1683.440 --> 1684.880] Where's the joint class? +[1685.200 --> 1690.880] The class that yeah, focuses on all the joints of the body, keeping them healthy, folding them, extending them fully. +[1692.320 --> 1693.600] Where's the spine class? +[1693.600 --> 1694.120] Right? +[1694.840 --> 1697.280] People hurt their spines, the low back, all these different issues. +[1697.560 --> 1699.880] Well, where's the class that we're moving our spine? +[1700.240 --> 1704.960] So I feel like the fitness industry, it just, I hate to say this, but it's a borderline. +[1704.960 --> 1708.320] It almost promotes the aesthetics of how it looks. +[1708.840 --> 1712.760] But yeah, it's not going to get you far that approach. +[1712.760 --> 1714.920] I used to lift weights for aesthetics. +[1715.160 --> 1716.840] I feel like a lot of people have and do it. +[1717.360 --> 1722.240] And not saying that's wrong, I'm not saying like you're wrong doing that, but there's so much more. +[1722.280 --> 1725.240] And I'm just saying, oh, give it a, give it a chance. +[1725.480 --> 1730.800] So we were, we think more about the movements of the body rather than just how much weight can I push. +[1731.120 --> 1734.280] Some day the bench press, I mean, how much you just keep pushing, keep pushing. +[1734.760 --> 1737.600] Yeah, but we get elbow issues, we get all these different issues. +[1737.840 --> 1742.440] And again, it conforms us to saying in these exact positions, what about moving organically? +[1742.680 --> 1749.440] If you watch a child or a dog or an animal play, there's no five reps on left, five sets on right. +[1749.600 --> 1750.240] It's random. +[1750.280 --> 1751.240] We move fluently. +[1751.520 --> 1752.720] Yeah, the child plays. +[1752.800 --> 1754.120] When do we play in the gym? +[1754.560 --> 1759.840] You know, so I think if people stay with this perspective long enough and they are, +[1759.840 --> 1766.800] maybe under a teacher that's teaching movement, I feel like you start to see little by little the differences. +[1767.160 --> 1768.160] And they're vast. +[1768.160 --> 1769.800] I've been probably just a few. +[1770.120 --> 1777.240] There's more, but the more you dive into the movement perspective, the more you see the differences when you walk into a regular gym. +[1777.240 --> 1778.720] And I am still a member of a gym. +[1778.880 --> 1782.720] So I go and do my thing on the side and then I get the, the weirdo, right? +[1782.720 --> 1783.840] The, he's the weirdo. +[1783.840 --> 1785.680] And it's, welcome, that's fine. +[1785.680 --> 1791.680] I'd rather maybe be the weirdo or the oddball out working on his hands doing something else over here, but yeah. +[1791.680 --> 1795.680] So it's, so you mentioned play and you've mentioned play a couple of times. +[1795.880 --> 1796.080] Yeah. +[1796.080 --> 1800.680] And I think that that is somewhat under appreciated or underestimated the value of it. +[1801.280 --> 1805.560] And I'd like to bring up a couple of things of why play is important. +[1805.560 --> 1806.760] Yeah. +[1806.960 --> 1811.560] But in your estimation or in your, in your perspective, why is play important? +[1811.600 --> 1811.960] Yeah. +[1813.200 --> 1814.680] A few things learning one. +[1814.680 --> 1819.960] So, and I'll jump back, but kind of connect this to so, uh, Edo, uh, Portel, right, the movement guy. +[1819.960 --> 1824.960] He has this, uh, this idea and this concept of three zones, zone one, zone two and zone three. +[1825.040 --> 1825.560] Right? +[1825.760 --> 1828.680] The majority of the fitness industry, we spend our time in zone three. +[1828.920 --> 1832.520] So zone one is, I've shown you something for the first time ever. +[1832.520 --> 1833.640] You've never done it before. +[1833.840 --> 1834.560] It's a task. +[1834.880 --> 1835.520] You're not good at it. +[1835.520 --> 1836.680] You fail most of the time. +[1836.920 --> 1837.520] Zone one. +[1837.800 --> 1840.520] Zone two means you've done this task before. +[1840.680 --> 1843.960] You have some familiarity with it, but you, by no means, an expert. +[1844.240 --> 1847.200] And you fail a little bit, but you, you're starting to grasp it. +[1847.560 --> 1850.080] Zone three, you've know how to do it. +[1850.120 --> 1851.280] You could do it with your eyes closed. +[1851.280 --> 1852.320] You've done it many times. +[1852.600 --> 1852.840] Yeah. +[1852.880 --> 1856.200] You're kind of at a point where maybe not learning too many new things. +[1856.840 --> 1859.280] Fitness industry spends a lot of time in zone three. +[1859.680 --> 1864.040] Maybe a little bit of time in zone two, very, very little in zone one. +[1864.560 --> 1867.120] The approach says maybe we need to spend more time in zone one. +[1867.160 --> 1870.760] I feel like play is a lot more about this zone one idea. +[1871.040 --> 1875.040] So we play as children and then we at some point stop, right? +[1875.040 --> 1877.640] We become adults and say, God, it's not cool to play anymore. +[1877.640 --> 1877.920] Right? +[1877.920 --> 1879.400] It's, it's what kids do. +[1879.800 --> 1882.560] And then we, which has stopped learning new patterns and new things. +[1883.800 --> 1889.680] If you give a child a toy, the child does not read the instructions on how to play with a toy. +[1889.680 --> 1894.920] The child just starts throwing, picking it up all these different things and learning and the spot. +[1895.280 --> 1900.360] And by experience in the moment, as adults, we, we were probably the ones that are reading the +[1900.360 --> 1902.120] information, the manual on how to do this. +[1902.320 --> 1902.520] Right. +[1903.360 --> 1904.920] We have to just kind of get back to play. +[1904.920 --> 1906.720] First thing is it just, it will just lighten. +[1906.720 --> 1907.600] Life is heavy. +[1908.360 --> 1909.560] It just lightens it, right? +[1909.800 --> 1914.400] When do you see adults in a room together playing a game with sticks or tennis balls? +[1914.760 --> 1915.520] It's not often. +[1915.520 --> 1918.680] And then again, this is going to be called the weirdos, right? +[1919.000 --> 1920.400] But it's fun. +[1920.480 --> 1926.080] Like maybe we should laugh and smile during an activity that involves us physically, right? +[1926.320 --> 1926.640] Yeah. +[1926.640 --> 1930.160] Dance maybe we see this like we're happy we're laughing and things. +[1930.440 --> 1938.560] But yeah, the idea of play I think just comes back to, yeah, we just need to not be so rigid all the time to in our approach. +[1939.160 --> 1945.760] And science would definitely agree with you because this goes back to the concept of neuroplasticity. +[1945.960 --> 1946.120] Yeah. +[1946.120 --> 1949.760] So the ability to, for the nervous system to adapt and to change and to actually, +[1950.040 --> 1955.760] and the more and more neuro research coming out and showing that we've always thought that kids +[1956.040 --> 1961.000] have a lot of neuroplasticity, but we're seeing this go further and further and further in our lives. +[1961.000 --> 1963.600] And neuroplasticity is something that is persistent. +[1963.600 --> 1965.680] It is something that is constantly there. +[1966.120 --> 1971.320] And it is not just there for us to use, but it's also a very, very important, +[1971.680 --> 1974.720] a very, very important concept for disease prevention. +[1975.120 --> 1977.000] And so neuroplasticity, what does that mean? +[1977.000 --> 1981.760] It's an ability for the nervous system to adapt and to learn new things in many different ways. +[1982.160 --> 1985.560] Learning happens as a conceptual learning. +[1985.760 --> 1989.400] It happens as a spatial learning and it happens in other words, +[1989.400 --> 1995.800] your position in space and your interaction with another person with the space itself and also ability to execute. +[1995.920 --> 1997.720] And all of those things are important, right? +[1997.720 --> 1999.000] So that goes back to the play. +[1999.480 --> 2002.680] The reason that that's important, you know, it's one thing to say, okay, that's important. +[2002.680 --> 2003.720] And we kind of see that it isn't. +[2003.720 --> 2008.480] Maybe people are a little bit happier when they do these things, but why? +[2008.560 --> 2009.640] Why are they happier? +[2009.640 --> 2011.320] And what does it do for us? +[2011.320 --> 2012.960] Because look, life is serious. +[2012.960 --> 2017.720] Like you said, I mean, I have a lot of things on my plate and I play is for kids. +[2017.720 --> 2018.960] And now I have to be serious. +[2018.960 --> 2019.760] I have to take care of things. +[2019.760 --> 2020.240] Yeah. +[2020.240 --> 2024.160] So the reason that the play is so important and it goes back to some of the things you've mentioned +[2024.160 --> 2027.040] that I wanted to get back to, you mentioned the word problems, right? +[2027.120 --> 2031.960] How does one go about solving problems in the in the practice of movement? +[2031.960 --> 2032.680] Yeah. +[2032.680 --> 2039.560] And that is a way for us to connect the mental aspect of this of how +[2039.560 --> 2043.200] do I see myself doing then connected to the physical aspect of this? +[2043.840 --> 2046.360] And the two major things that it does. +[2046.360 --> 2050.320] And one of the main things, I mean, this is no secret why why we are sitting here +[2050.320 --> 2054.000] and talking is because I saw you out specifically for myself because I felt that this +[2054.000 --> 2056.440] approach encompassed everything that I was looking for. +[2056.440 --> 2057.880] And I'll tell you what I was looking for. +[2057.880 --> 2063.120] And we can, that can be a separate, separate aspect of this conversation, but not to get +[2063.120 --> 2066.080] off this topic, the play and the neuroplasticity. +[2066.280 --> 2069.240] Number one, we know that Alzheimer's disease. +[2069.240 --> 2075.400] Any kind of neurodegenerative process has been shown that if we continue learning +[2075.400 --> 2082.200] into our older years, it prevents it or staves it off or just completely, +[2082.200 --> 2089.880] completely prevents it or delays the onset or slows the progression of all of these neurodegenerative processes. +[2089.880 --> 2090.240] Yeah. +[2090.240 --> 2097.000] And people have been advised to pick up ping pong, pick up dancing as simple as take a different +[2097.000 --> 2100.920] root going home because it forces you to pay attention to the current moment. +[2100.920 --> 2104.040] It forces you to rewire your autopilot, right? +[2104.040 --> 2105.280] It shots off the autopilot. +[2105.800 --> 2109.360] Take a toothbrush, brush your teeth with a different hand than you usually doing. +[2109.800 --> 2115.000] And that these simple things have been shown to really prevent these neurodegenerative +[2115.000 --> 2120.520] diseases that are detrimental to our ability to be healthy in our years. +[2120.520 --> 2123.720] Because medicine has been, has been good about extending our lives. +[2123.720 --> 2127.800] But we are now at a point where we now have to extend the quality of that life, right? +[2127.800 --> 2130.120] And that depends on a lot of different things. +[2130.120 --> 2132.760] It depends on an our ability to interact with the environment. +[2132.760 --> 2137.880] It depends on interacting with the environment in many different ways in a way that is meaningful, +[2137.880 --> 2139.400] but also in a way that doesn't hurt us. +[2139.720 --> 2139.960] Right? +[2139.960 --> 2145.080] So being able to get up from a floor, being able not to hit that floor quickly, in other words, fall. +[2145.560 --> 2147.160] All of that is very, very important. +[2147.160 --> 2148.040] And how do you get that? +[2148.040 --> 2150.440] Well, you get that by creating a threshold, right? +[2150.520 --> 2154.920] Creating a threshold of abilities and also creating an ability to adapt. +[2154.920 --> 2157.800] And this goes to your point of solving those problems. +[2157.800 --> 2163.000] Because when we do stuff in class, and I say stuff to encompass all the things that we do, +[2163.000 --> 2163.240] right? +[2163.240 --> 2166.680] It's play or specific movements or look emotion, right? +[2166.680 --> 2171.880] Those those movement that flow one from another where a lot of the times you usually say that, +[2171.880 --> 2175.080] you know, this is going to be a mentally taxing. +[2175.080 --> 2176.280] I love watching the faces. +[2176.280 --> 2176.680] Right. +[2176.680 --> 2177.080] Right. +[2177.080 --> 2177.320] Yeah. +[2177.320 --> 2177.800] Right. +[2177.800 --> 2179.480] It's a mental, yes. +[2179.480 --> 2180.520] Yes, sometimes. +[2180.520 --> 2182.760] First, before you even get to move, how do I do this? +[2182.760 --> 2183.720] Where does this go? +[2183.720 --> 2184.280] And that goes. +[2184.760 --> 2186.520] And that is important, right? +[2186.520 --> 2188.680] Because that creates that neuroplasticity. +[2188.680 --> 2193.240] That engages the nervous system and the musculoskeletal system. +[2193.960 --> 2194.920] So that's great. +[2194.920 --> 2195.480] That's one. +[2195.480 --> 2203.320] And that goes to that problem solving that engages both the mental and the aspect of the physical body. +[2203.320 --> 2204.120] Yeah. +[2204.920 --> 2210.360] Most of the things that we do in class and that are done in movement culture engage movement +[2210.360 --> 2211.960] and they engage balance. +[2211.960 --> 2213.320] And balance is tremendous. +[2213.320 --> 2219.720] Balance is something that anyone and everyone can get benefit from in daily life. +[2220.520 --> 2223.720] Balance is something that is very, very challenging as we age. +[2224.520 --> 2229.800] Because balance is something that also degrades and our ability to participate in life activities. +[2229.880 --> 2233.560] Look, if we use a walker to get to the car and then get to places, +[2233.560 --> 2238.520] that too is challenged because our ability to drive a car is challenged by our balance and +[2238.520 --> 2241.320] our spatial awareness of where things are. +[2241.320 --> 2244.760] So if we think about our ability to interact with the world, +[2244.760 --> 2248.600] with the world, we need balance and we need that spatial awareness. +[2249.160 --> 2256.040] And we, the more threshold we build, regardless of what age we started, +[2256.040 --> 2261.560] the more we're going to get to use and the less degenerative changes are going to take away +[2261.560 --> 2263.480] from our interaction with life. +[2263.480 --> 2271.320] There's also one researcher and a podcaster, Peter Atia, he's a former surgeon and he brings +[2271.320 --> 2275.560] up this concept of how do we plan and what are our goals? +[2275.560 --> 2277.560] And you can have a number of different athletic goals. +[2278.680 --> 2282.600] He brings up this Olympics at 100. +[2283.160 --> 2285.160] And he's concept is this. +[2285.240 --> 2288.840] Well, if I'm thinking of what I'm going to be able to do at 100, +[2288.840 --> 2290.680] well, let's be practical. +[2292.040 --> 2294.200] I'd like to play with my great grandchildren. +[2294.200 --> 2295.000] 100%. +[2295.000 --> 2296.200] And what does that entail? +[2296.200 --> 2301.000] Well, that entails being able to pick up a child, +[2301.000 --> 2306.840] being able to sit down with them on the floor and then get up and do these things, +[2306.840 --> 2308.280] which we take for granted now. +[2308.280 --> 2309.080] 100%. +[2309.080 --> 2309.320] Yes. +[2309.320 --> 2312.760] But if we don't do something to be able to continue to do that, +[2312.760 --> 2314.520] that we naturally start losing that. +[2314.600 --> 2316.440] Right. And so now we scale it back. +[2316.440 --> 2316.760] Okay. +[2316.760 --> 2318.760] So if at 100, that's what I want to do. +[2318.760 --> 2320.440] What should I be able to do at 90? +[2320.440 --> 2321.160] At 80. +[2321.160 --> 2321.880] At 70. +[2321.880 --> 2322.440] At 60. +[2322.440 --> 2323.640] And so on and so forth. +[2323.640 --> 2325.800] And then it goes back to what you were saying, +[2325.800 --> 2332.360] play and being able to engage and being able to get up from a seated position to squat, +[2332.360 --> 2334.440] to do all of those things. +[2334.440 --> 2337.960] So when you, let's say, when someone comes to you, +[2339.160 --> 2340.120] what is your method? +[2340.120 --> 2340.840] What is your approach? +[2340.840 --> 2344.200] How do you, how do you introduce someone to the movement culture? +[2344.600 --> 2347.240] How do you engage them? +[2347.240 --> 2351.320] And how do you show them what this is about? +[2351.320 --> 2351.800] Yeah. +[2351.800 --> 2354.440] So it all depends in the context too. +[2354.440 --> 2356.680] So if I work with an individual client versus, +[2357.640 --> 2360.120] in the group environment as well, it does differ a little bit. +[2360.920 --> 2364.200] So I'll have a very basic fundamental approach of, +[2364.840 --> 2366.760] usually we're starting in the squat position. +[2366.760 --> 2369.400] So yeah, again, just getting back onto the, +[2369.400 --> 2373.800] getting in that basic functional squat position that we all had at one point in time. +[2373.880 --> 2375.160] And you set it 100% right? +[2375.160 --> 2377.800] It's taken for granted, like that ability. +[2377.800 --> 2380.600] And I have a lot of older clients and the right, +[2380.600 --> 2382.200] they just want to play with their grandkids. +[2382.200 --> 2382.920] That's their goal. +[2384.360 --> 2385.480] And it's really challenging. +[2385.480 --> 2387.000] And then how do I get up off of the ground? +[2389.000 --> 2392.600] Where it doesn't take maybe a full minute and a set of props to do. +[2392.600 --> 2395.000] It's this is the basic things that they want to do in life. +[2395.720 --> 2398.120] And then you, like you said, you've mentioned a lot of good things in there too. +[2398.120 --> 2399.160] Yeah, it's just like balanced too. +[2399.160 --> 2399.960] So all these things. +[2400.760 --> 2401.960] So I'll assess the individuals, +[2401.960 --> 2404.040] just kind of see like what, you know, what the starting point is. +[2404.040 --> 2405.800] But generally, like we're going to sit down in a squat +[2405.800 --> 2407.480] and we're going to start a conversation and talk. +[2408.440 --> 2413.240] If anywhere to start, it would be to try to get them to start to underst, +[2413.240 --> 2416.920] it more of almost like having them start to research +[2416.920 --> 2420.520] and just see if I can start to change their perspective +[2420.520 --> 2421.560] on the way that they view it. +[2421.560 --> 2424.840] I had a conversation just today at the gym with an individual, I guess. +[2424.840 --> 2425.400] I don't know. +[2425.400 --> 2428.040] He was asking me, I was funny about my squat position. +[2428.040 --> 2429.800] It just kind of came up and he was commenting. +[2430.120 --> 2432.520] And he got down into a squat and was pretty good and said, +[2432.520 --> 2434.040] yeah, okay, maybe try it next time. +[2434.040 --> 2435.000] Spend a little longer. +[2435.000 --> 2437.960] I even mentioned, we'll talk later maybe about the squat challenge. +[2438.680 --> 2441.000] But for just that like quick conversation, yeah, that's, +[2441.800 --> 2445.160] yeah, and sometimes two people are going to kind of like lead you in the direction +[2445.160 --> 2446.680] that they want. +[2446.680 --> 2448.280] Like, oh, I saw you do this. +[2448.280 --> 2450.120] And that's where the conversation starts. +[2450.120 --> 2450.680] Right. +[2450.680 --> 2453.080] Well, why not mention the squat challenge now? +[2453.080 --> 2453.800] The squat challenge. +[2453.800 --> 2454.840] Yeah, yeah, go for it. +[2454.840 --> 2457.080] Yeah, something that Edel put out a while back. +[2457.080 --> 2463.720] And 30 days, 30 minutes per day, the keyword being +[2463.720 --> 2469.080] to accumulate 30 minutes per day in a deep resting squat position. +[2469.080 --> 2472.040] So resting squat heals flat to the floor. +[2472.040 --> 2473.000] No weight, right? +[2473.000 --> 2474.840] Everybody, the gym puts the weight on their back. +[2474.840 --> 2478.440] But what about just the very natural resting squat position first, +[2479.080 --> 2482.200] where we were probably meant, you know, to be in that position naturally. +[2482.200 --> 2485.720] So accumulate 30 minutes per day for over the course of 30 days. +[2486.680 --> 2489.240] You might notice the changes you would never even think. +[2489.240 --> 2493.320] So in addition to all the wonders it can do for the joints, +[2494.040 --> 2498.760] even just digestion, it's basically looking at our body's ability to get compressed +[2498.760 --> 2501.160] into fold, which we really never do, right? +[2501.160 --> 2505.000] We sit in these chairs and yeah, not of my joints are fully folded right now. +[2505.000 --> 2507.080] And I'm just sitting in this, you know, position. +[2507.080 --> 2510.360] If I was in a squat position, yeah, there'd be a lot different experience. +[2512.040 --> 2514.440] As far as like what's actually going on, a lot of good things, +[2514.440 --> 2516.680] bloodshed getting pushed out from joints, getting pushed back in. +[2517.320 --> 2520.200] But this idea of that joints love full range of motion. +[2520.200 --> 2521.640] They want to explore full extension. +[2521.640 --> 2523.880] They want to explore full flexion. +[2523.880 --> 2525.960] Well, we don't experience that in life, +[2525.960 --> 2527.880] unless we are kind of in the squat position. +[2527.880 --> 2533.480] So even just the basic squat, it was almost like, yeah, made so many benefits of us. +[2533.480 --> 2537.320] We put our children in schools, perhaps they start sitting in chairs and maybe +[2537.320 --> 2539.880] we never look back and we never sit in that squat again. +[2539.880 --> 2544.280] And then 10, 20, 30 years down the road, ankle, knee, low back issues. +[2544.600 --> 2549.240] Well, maybe if we just did this natural squat, even again, as far as going to take it towards +[2549.240 --> 2553.800] digestion, I feel like even two just digestion can improve if people just start +[2553.800 --> 2555.720] kind of sitting in that squat position. +[2556.680 --> 2557.960] And then it was funny. +[2557.960 --> 2561.320] I actually had no idea I was doing an evaluation. +[2561.320 --> 2562.760] This was when I was a trainer at that. +[2562.760 --> 2566.280] I had no idea the person I was sitting across happened to be a proctologist. +[2566.280 --> 2571.240] And I mentioned the squat position and he went into a full five minute about how +[2571.240 --> 2573.960] it changes the shape, the color, the absolute. +[2573.960 --> 2576.120] It's the natural position and we're made that. +[2576.120 --> 2580.040] And this is one of the inventions, the squatty potty. +[2580.040 --> 2583.480] So you're starting to see, so maybe a little shift we're starting to see. +[2583.480 --> 2587.800] I mentioned something earlier too of this first idea and concept a few years back of +[2587.800 --> 2589.640] functional training, functional movement. +[2589.640 --> 2591.000] We're seeing the squatty potty. +[2591.000 --> 2594.440] So I think slowly, I think we're starting to catch on. +[2594.440 --> 2599.640] I hear so many two athletes or even adults, I brought my son, +[2600.120 --> 2602.680] daughter, they got big and strong, but they can't move. +[2604.440 --> 2608.840] At some point we're going to realize, yeah, that strength, it doesn't help you always throw +[2608.840 --> 2613.720] the baseball faster. It doesn't help you always, whatever it is, whatever the discipline is. +[2614.520 --> 2617.720] We just need to sometimes, yeah, just move better, better quality. +[2618.680 --> 2624.200] So to mention on your point of full range of motion of the joint and the reason that that is +[2624.200 --> 2629.240] very, very important is because what a lot of people don't realize and understand is that there is +[2629.240 --> 2634.280] no true circulation as we think of it in the joint. There's no blood vessel in the joint. +[2634.280 --> 2637.480] And if you think about it, why, how could a blood vessel be in the joint? +[2637.480 --> 2639.640] A weight bearing joint, like a knee or a hip. +[2639.640 --> 2644.760] There can't be, well, there is a blood vessel in the hip joint, but it travels differently. +[2644.760 --> 2649.560] But let's say knee, there is no blood vessel in there because it would get compressed. +[2649.560 --> 2654.360] Right? It's impossible to have circulation like we think of it, like blood going through there. +[2654.360 --> 2656.360] Right. So how does a joint get circulation? +[2656.440 --> 2661.880] So no, we'll fluid the fluid within the joint, but there is no heart in the in there to push that +[2661.880 --> 2667.800] joint. That's interesting. Right. So the movement itself is the lubrication and it also moves that +[2667.800 --> 2671.320] fluid throughout the joint so that it can create can, uh, +[2671.320 --> 2676.440] involve all the structures and all the surfaces and then bring towards the surface or towards the +[2676.440 --> 2682.120] capsule and it's at that capsule where we get all those little blood vessels that now exchange all +[2682.360 --> 2688.040] the waste and all the debris for the oxygen and so on. So that circulation, if you will. +[2688.040 --> 2694.200] And it's a bit of a stretch to call it circulation, but that movement, that equivalent of the +[2694.200 --> 2698.200] circulation has to happen in the joint through the movement of the joint. And of course the full +[2698.200 --> 2705.480] range of motion is important. Most people with arthritis of the knee will attest to the fact that +[2705.480 --> 2710.120] if they walk too much, it'll hurt. Right. I mean, that's kind of an obrainer, but they will also +[2710.120 --> 2715.080] attest to the fact that in the morning, it hurts a lot and it's very stiff. Also, if they sit and +[2715.080 --> 2720.520] watch a movie or go to a theater, it hurts a lot to move. But what is it? It's immobility, right? So +[2720.520 --> 2725.320] they've been sitting for two hours that joint has been moving. It, the joints love that middle ground. +[2725.320 --> 2731.080] They need the movement. Too much movement. Sure. Can be detrimental. Yeah. And of course our, our goal +[2731.080 --> 2736.120] with this is to create as much of a threshold so that the too much movement happens so far out +[2736.120 --> 2742.360] that we never reach it. Yeah. And so, so that the, the, you can use the joint and you can move as +[2742.360 --> 2747.560] much as you want as you need and you don't get that, that stiffness when you're not moving because +[2747.560 --> 2751.640] you've been moving the joint through the whole range of motion. Sure. Sure. Yeah. So and again, +[2751.640 --> 2755.560] just like reiterating the importance of the joints. Again, this is something that's very overlooked. +[2756.440 --> 2760.200] And then you mentioned something interesting too is like, and maybe this goes back to like, +[2760.200 --> 2766.120] where do you start with a new person? The idea of dosage. How much too soon? Right. Too much +[2766.120 --> 2770.040] movement. No good. Too little movement. No good. We need to find where is that middle ground? +[2770.040 --> 2776.440] Dosage is a enormous concept that we need to learn in the movement practice. +[2777.640 --> 2783.560] This is a beautiful little quote. I somewhere along I heard it at a workshop somewhere. In nature, +[2783.560 --> 2790.440] there are no poisons or anecdotes. There's only dosages and it makes so much sense. So, +[2791.080 --> 2795.480] you ask the question is what are good for you? And most people, yeah, what is good for me? Okay. +[2795.480 --> 2800.120] I give you seven gallons of water. I say drink this water now. It's not so good for you anymore. Sure. +[2800.120 --> 2807.160] So, it depends. The proper dosage, yeah. Move too much too soon. Recipe for disaster. +[2807.640 --> 2814.360] Don't move at all. Recipe for disaster. We need to slowly work with the body over time to +[2814.360 --> 2820.600] create the adaption process. Some adaption processes happen quickly. If I give you a game, +[2820.600 --> 2825.480] you might be better at the game by the tenth repetition you did. Try to get stronger in the matter of +[2825.480 --> 2831.720] five seconds. So, get stronger in a minute. That adaption process is a longer process. So, +[2831.720 --> 2835.480] there's all these different processes in the body and they need their time to I feel like to +[2835.480 --> 2839.480] properly and I feel like this is where the movement perspective comes in. And it's saying, yeah, +[2839.480 --> 2845.560] let's not rush too soon too fast. Let's lay a good foundation just of the human body first. +[2845.560 --> 2850.120] And then boom, it becomes adaptable. We can start maybe balancing on our hands. But you can't +[2850.120 --> 2854.280] balance on your hands if you have if you're not used to putting your hand and bearing weight on it, +[2854.280 --> 2860.840] yet your wrist will not be able to take that joint. It isn't prepared already yet. So, yeah, first, +[2860.840 --> 2868.520] bulletproofing the joints. Getting the joints resilient. I think that actually is. If we're going +[2868.520 --> 2872.760] back, we're talking about the squat. Well, that incorporates the joints. This is a good place to +[2872.760 --> 2878.040] start with people. It's just getting the joints prepared. We go to the gym. It's just about what's +[2878.040 --> 2882.920] in between the joints. It's those muscles. Why would we ignore the joints? They're part of the +[2882.920 --> 2886.280] body. They're in between all those muscles we're trying to work. They're really, really important. +[2886.520 --> 2893.240] Yeah, that's great. So, I can't help but think about some of the things that come together with +[2893.240 --> 2897.960] this training. And this is why once again, you're not around the corner for me. And I drive +[2898.680 --> 2904.760] 45 to an hour. I appreciate it. You know, to train with you. And there is so many different +[2904.760 --> 2909.400] benefits to the movement, to the practice of movement. And one of the things you've mentioned is +[2910.120 --> 2917.000] that attention to detail. And that attention to detail almost goes to the point of meditative state. +[2917.000 --> 2923.080] You're here now and you are doing this particular task. It has that quality. And so it takes you +[2923.080 --> 2932.040] out of the craziness of what we think about and every day, 100 to do items on the list. +[2932.040 --> 2939.160] So, there is a benefit to that. Also, there is something that you said about the learning +[2939.160 --> 2945.960] and new thing and also adapting and also play. All of that kind of comes together. There's a researcher +[2945.960 --> 2953.240] in development and education, Carol Dwack, and she did research and talked about different +[2953.240 --> 2963.240] mindsets. The mindset differences of telling a child or she studied children. So telling a child +[2963.320 --> 2970.280] you're smart versus you did great. You put a lot of effort into it. And I'm proud of the fact that +[2970.280 --> 2975.080] you put a lot of effort into it and you're able to get to this point. So, in other words, growth +[2975.080 --> 2981.720] mindset versus a mindset that's set. So, there is value in getting into that growth mindset. In other +[2981.720 --> 2988.920] words, there's value in the effort that you put into the task at hand. And that is going to +[2988.920 --> 2994.440] produce results. And that goes to another concept of starting new things. Being a beginner. +[2994.440 --> 2999.000] There's a lot of concepts. A lot of talk about that in martial arts and a lot of talk about that in +[3000.680 --> 3007.400] in philosophy of coming up to a certain things with a beginner's mind. And just exploring and +[3007.400 --> 3013.640] opening up. And that seems to be something that translates into other tasks at hand. Because +[3013.640 --> 3019.560] sometimes people find that even coming up to a problem at work, if you walk away from it and +[3019.560 --> 3025.480] look at it from a fresh perspective, you can really attack that problem and all of a sudden see a +[3025.480 --> 3031.000] solution that was in front of you for the whole time. And so practicing the beginner's mind, +[3031.000 --> 3037.240] if you will, allows you to bring that back to your tasks in other things. And that actually, +[3038.120 --> 3046.200] I'll use this as a segue to ask you. So, this is helpful for us in a daily activities. How does +[3046.200 --> 3053.400] this impact other things that we may enjoy or do otherwise? I mean, you know, we talked about I have +[3054.200 --> 3058.840] more hobbies than there are hours in the day. So, I can appreciate what it gives me for different +[3058.840 --> 3065.480] hobbies and leading martial arts and bicycle and motorcycle riding and so on and so forth. So, +[3065.480 --> 3072.040] what do you see this adding to people with other interests? So, going back to the, +[3072.040 --> 3075.720] what you're talking about, the beginner mindset. First of all, this is the mindset we want +[3075.720 --> 3081.080] from everybody, right? We should always have this mindset. And how we go about, so, +[3081.800 --> 3089.880] agree 100%. So, if I, learning new tasks, I feel like I'm going to get better at learning +[3089.880 --> 3095.400] any new tasks. But people will disagree and say, well, there's no carryover between +[3095.400 --> 3098.680] playing with the tennis ball versus, yeah, who knows, maybe climbing the tree. Maybe they're +[3098.680 --> 3105.480] two new tasks, whatever it is. But, what, how do I deal with the frustration of failing at that +[3105.480 --> 3109.640] task? What do I do? Well, that I'm going to learn from. So, when I do the other tasks that doesn't +[3109.640 --> 3114.360] look anything like this at all, well, I've learned sometimes frustration is one of the best things. +[3114.360 --> 3119.240] You fail at something, you fail, you fail, you fail. Do you give up or do you get frustrated? +[3119.240 --> 3123.080] Sometimes frustration is what we want. I remember a workshop, Beto said, frustration is like +[3123.240 --> 3127.640] an exit marks the spot. It's where we want to be. That's where the good stuff is. Because what are we +[3127.640 --> 3131.880] going to do? We're going to get frustrated. I'm not, I've tried this 25 times. It's not working. +[3131.880 --> 3136.040] I'm frustrated. I'm going to try a different method. I'm going to try a different approach +[3136.040 --> 3140.360] because of this emotional state. I'm not going to walk away though, right? We can't walk away. We have +[3140.360 --> 3147.640] to be in that emotional state and make it work for us. Maybe fighters with fear. We've used +[3147.800 --> 3153.720] this emotional difference in our body to be better at the thing that the tasks that we're doing. +[3154.520 --> 3158.280] So, as far as the beginner mindset, I feel like we want this all the time. +[3159.400 --> 3164.840] So, with that frustration, there are so many different disciplines that will say the same +[3164.840 --> 3169.240] thing in different ways. But they're still saying the same thing as you said that frustration, right? +[3169.240 --> 3174.040] I call it scrambled egg for brains. You hear me? Yes, scrambled egg for brains sometimes. +[3174.440 --> 3179.640] It's too overwhelming. I love this for a circuit. Because I wait. I watch the students and I wait. +[3179.640 --> 3184.200] Okay, what's next? What's the reaction going to be? I'm going to see a reaction soon. They're not +[3184.200 --> 3188.120] figuring it out. They're getting frustrated. Okay, they're looking at other students. What are they +[3188.120 --> 3193.480] doing? I'm going to try to learn from them. Okay, that's one method. That's an approach. Try a +[3193.480 --> 3198.360] different approach. Maybe do something with more force even because of the frustration. Who knows +[3198.360 --> 3203.320] what we're going to find? But it's these things we like to see. And then, okay, now what? How do you +[3203.320 --> 3207.080] deal with that? How do you deal with that situation when you're frustrated? When it doesn't go well, +[3207.080 --> 3210.840] when you fail? This is what we want to improve and get better at. So, that no matter what the +[3210.840 --> 3218.280] thing is, yeah, we do. And in stoicism, one of the philosophies that has become more and more +[3218.280 --> 3225.800] popular recently, there is a concept and there's even a book, Ryan Holliday, I believe, wrote the book +[3225.800 --> 3230.920] called obstacle is the way. It's not about getting around the obstacle. But when you see an obstacle, +[3230.920 --> 3235.400] when you get that frustration, you know, that's what you need to, you need to get through that +[3235.400 --> 3239.000] because that is the way that is not, that is not something that stops you. There's something that +[3239.000 --> 3243.080] you get around. And that's what I meant when I said that there are many different +[3244.200 --> 3247.720] approaches to life and different different concepts that will say the same thing. That will say +[3247.720 --> 3253.480] the frustration, the obstacle, that there is value in getting friction, right? And then being able +[3253.480 --> 3258.200] to find a way, the way the way out of it and through it. If we get so comfortable, we don't, +[3258.360 --> 3262.280] we don't come across the obstacles. We don't come across when the life becomes too mundane and too +[3262.280 --> 3267.240] autopilot. That's a bad sign, right? We need, yeah, we need the stimulus. We need the frustration. +[3267.240 --> 3271.880] We need the different environment at times to challenge us. Yeah, because we're not stagnant. We're +[3271.880 --> 3276.920] going to change constantly. But before I started the interview, till now, I'm a different person, +[3276.920 --> 3281.000] right? We've changed that much that fast. We're constantly changing. So, yeah, this ability too, +[3281.000 --> 3286.440] I love the adapt, I talk about adaptability all the time. It's happening 24, 7 no matter what, +[3286.440 --> 3291.000] you don't want it to happen. It's going to happen period. So you better create the adaptions you want, +[3291.800 --> 3296.520] not the ones that are going to lead to the things, the surgeries or whatever it is down the road. +[3297.960 --> 3305.560] So to get us back to the specifics of the movement culture, which doesn't exist, right? I +[3305.560 --> 3312.120] think we've established with the fact that there isn't a specific... So if we were to set, like, +[3312.120 --> 3320.680] give it a home. Yeah, you can go on Facebook and find a movement culture group. And then you will +[3320.680 --> 3328.040] probably see people following and studying what we call the Edo-Portal Method. So if you were to +[3328.040 --> 3333.880] ask Edo, it is the term Edo-Portal Method. But if you were to ask Edo, I think he would say, +[3333.880 --> 3338.040] yeah, it's just a combination of things that he has kind of put together over the years, that he +[3338.040 --> 3345.480] finds work quite well with maybe progressing individuals that he's worked with. So it's a very, +[3345.480 --> 3353.240] very broad approach, but something in there for everybody. And something I feel like that everybody +[3353.240 --> 3360.360] can take into other aspects of their life. Yeah, it's similar to from the martial arts world. +[3360.360 --> 3365.800] Bruce Lee, people know Bruce Lee, but besides being a movie action star, he actually developed +[3365.800 --> 3372.360] this system of Jit Kundeau. And it was sort of this... This can't get a grasp on, is it an +[3372.360 --> 3378.360] actual martial art or is it just a concept? And his principle was adapt what is useful, and he was +[3378.360 --> 3383.640] famous for saying this adapt what is useful, discard what is useless, and add something that's +[3383.640 --> 3389.800] uniquely your own. This is it, right? And so that this is somewhat similar to this, and that's why +[3389.800 --> 3394.360] it permeates so many different things. It looks at the attributes and those attributes get developed, +[3394.360 --> 3399.240] and those attributes permeate our lives on a daily basis. And then of course, spring into +[3399.240 --> 3405.800] into different hobbies. And I can say that with confidence that since we've started working together, +[3405.800 --> 3410.520] since the practice, what's been what about four or five months at this point? +[3411.800 --> 3418.760] That I think that I find myself balancing so much better on the bike. I find myself +[3419.720 --> 3425.400] even during the sailing season, even sailing and walking up and down, the deck being able to +[3425.400 --> 3433.160] balance myself and being able to be aware, definitely a lot better and feel more stable in an +[3433.160 --> 3439.080] unstable framework. And that is the concept, right? We can be stable in a static form, but it is +[3439.080 --> 3443.880] that constant movement, physical movement that is unpredictable and being able to catch yourself. +[3444.520 --> 3449.240] And that brings us back to, okay, well, what if I don't sail? What if I don't do it? +[3449.240 --> 3454.120] Don't do anything else? Well, right now outside, there's black eyes out there, right? And there +[3454.120 --> 3460.040] are patches of black eyes. And we're going to get surprised by different things. And we're going +[3460.040 --> 3463.560] to turn around and walk and talk to someone, and we're going to turn and there's going to be +[3463.560 --> 3470.600] branch in front of our eyes. How do you avoid that? How do you respond to the things that we +[3470.600 --> 3475.720] encounter daily? Because I see patients that come in and they will describe these things and they +[3475.720 --> 3479.960] will say that this little patch of ice or that little branch. And I turn a certain way and all +[3479.960 --> 3484.680] of a sudden they have a whip-lash injury. And I think what you're describing is life is chaotic. +[3484.680 --> 3490.200] It's chaos. We walk outside the ice. The branch, all those things, life is chaotic. We don't train +[3490.200 --> 3496.120] for chaos. But in the movement perspective, we train for chaos because life is chaotic. Yeah, +[3496.200 --> 3500.520] what's the chaos when the machine does the same thing all the time? Or when we've done the thing +[3500.520 --> 3506.760] for four years in a row, it's the same exact lunge that we did four years ago. Where's the chaos +[3506.760 --> 3511.640] and that? And also, too, is this idea and concept of training out of alignment on purpose because in +[3511.640 --> 3516.280] life, we will go out of alignment. When, as soon as you step out of your car, as soon as you walk out +[3516.280 --> 3520.760] and step off the curb, you're going to go out of alignment. For me, hiking, yeah, try to hike +[3520.760 --> 3525.880] in alignment. It's impossible. You take four steps. Your knee has gone over where it's gone to +[3525.880 --> 3531.080] the left to the right. Your foot has turned. Yeah. So that is maybe going back to the idea of +[3531.080 --> 3535.640] fitness industry versus movement industry, preparing for chaos, preparing for actual life, +[3536.440 --> 3541.960] not just in particular exact ranges of motion under particular environments. But like you said, +[3541.960 --> 3546.040] at the very beginning, I think, or maybe we were talking prior, it's just like, yeah, running on +[3546.840 --> 3551.240] surfaces that are like the ground. You know, this is life. Life is out here. You know, it's in here +[3551.240 --> 3556.600] too. It's out there, but it's all the time and it's chaos. So we want to prepare not just when I go +[3556.600 --> 3561.320] to the yoga class, not just when I go to the fighting class, not just I'm a mover 24-7. I think +[3561.320 --> 3565.800] that's a really important thing to note too. You're describing too, like just the balance on your +[3565.800 --> 3571.880] bike. So some of this could be due to just strength, it could be just from balance and just overall +[3571.880 --> 3577.560] awareness of your audience moving through space on an object such as a bike too. Yeah. Yeah. +[3577.560 --> 3581.560] Absolutely. It's great to hear like those things to hear. You know, that's a real life example. +[3581.560 --> 3585.080] Okay, I like biking through the woods. Yeah, beautiful. How can the movement approach well when +[3585.080 --> 3590.760] I'm in a crawl position on the floor? It's a little different, but there's carryover and not only +[3590.760 --> 3595.080] in the physical aspect, in the mental aspect as well. You know, we were playing with some spacing, +[3595.080 --> 3599.240] spatial awareness the other night and interacting with human beings, interacting with objects. +[3599.720 --> 3605.560] Yeah, I feel like this is more life-like. True. It may be prepares us better for life situations +[3605.560 --> 3611.800] in life's chaos. You mentioned a squat, right? So that's one very beneficial, very beneficial movement +[3611.800 --> 3619.320] or rather position. Yeah. So you mentioned the squat challenge. If you were to give a couple of +[3619.320 --> 3626.440] other examples of these overarching movements or positions that could be useful for people in +[3626.440 --> 3629.960] daily life. Yeah. So everybody's going to be different, right? So they're starting point. But +[3629.960 --> 3636.120] if we're going to talk about the average person, and if you wanted me, most people want one thing. +[3636.120 --> 3640.280] Of course, yes. What's the one thing? Yeah. Right. All the time. Right. +[3641.560 --> 3647.480] Obviously, I don't know the answer, but if I had to give a starting point and I'm not just saying +[3647.480 --> 3652.520] this because you're the spine guy, but it would be to let's start moving our spines. We sleep at +[3652.520 --> 3656.680] night, straight spine, brush your teeth, sit at a chair, we eat our breakfast, perhaps we sit in +[3656.680 --> 3661.480] the chair, we go to work, we sit in a chair, perhaps our spine is straight all day long, hasn't moved. +[3661.480 --> 3665.320] Then maybe we do go to the gym. And then if we have a trainer, was our trainer tell us, +[3665.320 --> 3669.320] yeah, lift that weight with a straight spine. Right. We don't move our spine. We don't bend it. It +[3669.320 --> 3674.600] bends all these different directions. Right. So I would say maybe as a starting point is start moving +[3674.600 --> 3678.440] your spine. So what does that look like? Well, one of the videos too that I think people can see +[3678.520 --> 3682.680] perhaps after the, you know, if they are available, yeah, it's just the, yeah, some base what I call +[3682.680 --> 3687.480] the spine drill six by six. So maybe that's just a good place to start, but just start, yeah, with +[3687.480 --> 3694.200] the spine, getting it moving. Yeah, in all the different directions explore too many times, people +[3694.200 --> 3698.920] won't do that though because they feel like they need a trainer or somebody to show them the right +[3698.920 --> 3704.760] way. Okay, maybe it's certain things, but you're the owner of the body. We need to start taking some +[3704.760 --> 3709.000] responsibility for this thing that we have. Right. On our own. We need to become our own teachers. +[3709.000 --> 3714.360] It's a some degree. So a mirror, do you have a mirror go in front of the mirror and start seeing +[3714.360 --> 3718.920] what shapes can you make with your torso? Can you bend this way? Can you fold? Can you go backwards? +[3718.920 --> 3722.680] There's a hurt if you go backwards? Can you go left? Can you go right? Start maybe with moving the +[3722.680 --> 3727.080] spine. The squat maybe, maybe that's even the second place to go then after the moving of the +[3727.080 --> 3731.800] spine. I'm going to apologize and when I interrupt you for a second, I just want to mention something +[3731.880 --> 3738.440] because of the spine. Right. So and I promise I'll get you back onto the track of the specific +[3738.440 --> 3743.320] things that you can that someone can start with and benefit from. The spine and this is something +[3743.320 --> 3749.960] that I discuss with my patients a lot as well. Let's say someone comes in and they come in with an +[3749.960 --> 3756.840] injury post injury and I need to diagnose. I need to take care of the pain, let's say, +[3756.840 --> 3762.600] an inflammation and so on and so forth and I can I can be good at putting the the inflammation +[3762.600 --> 3767.640] out and I can take that pain away. But what if even that is not necessary because I do see patients +[3767.640 --> 3772.200] sometimes that they will injure themselves and they will come back and by the time I see them, +[3773.560 --> 3778.040] they're better. They're essentially back to baseline. They're moving fine. They're okay. They were +[3778.840 --> 3784.920] seven out of ten pain a week ago but now they're fine. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Right. I mean just be done +[3784.920 --> 3790.920] go on with your life. Yeah. No. That's that's that's a terrible way to go. And so my conversation +[3790.920 --> 3796.520] usually revolves around look you've injured your spine. Granted you've recovered as you should have. +[3796.520 --> 3801.240] A lot of the times, majority of the small injuries to the spine, sprained strains of the muscle will +[3801.240 --> 3806.200] resolve within say one to two weeks. Normally spontaneously if you will, our bodies are trying to +[3806.200 --> 3814.280] take care of ourselves all the time. But what happens is number one, we don't heed the alarm of this. +[3814.280 --> 3819.320] There's a call to action if you will. Well, there is a reason why we heard ourselves. So how can we +[3819.320 --> 3825.240] prevent it? But also there are consequences to small injuries. The body reacts by creating +[3825.240 --> 3831.720] what's called physiologic splinting. And what that is is each segment, each vertebrae is responsible +[3831.720 --> 3837.480] for its own motion. That motion happens on a microscopic level. It is moved by small muscles. +[3838.040 --> 3843.080] And together these vertebrae will create the gross motion that we see, the bending, the side bending, +[3843.080 --> 3848.760] etc. When there is an injury, the body for lack of a better explanation gets scared and it +[3848.760 --> 3853.640] tenses up. It doesn't just do that, but it also responds by tightening up. If you take +[3854.200 --> 3859.240] boy scouts and you say, well, what do you do if someone broke their leg or twisted their knee? +[3859.240 --> 3865.640] Take two boards. Splint. Our bodies do the same thing. The muscles become the splints. +[3865.640 --> 3872.040] They become hardened and they prevent motion as a preventative, as a way to prevent increasing +[3872.040 --> 3878.280] the pain or increasing irritation. And that should resolve when that irritation is gone. Sometimes +[3878.280 --> 3882.680] it doesn't. Especially when it goes back to what you were saying, how we spend our days sitting +[3882.680 --> 3887.800] behind the computer, sitting in a linear motion. So there is no engagement to that splint. So what +[3887.800 --> 3893.880] happens a lot of times is that that person who now feels fine, the segment or two segments are +[3893.880 --> 3899.720] no longer moving individual. Now they're still locked in. So this is a recipe for another injury. +[3899.960 --> 3906.440] To adjacent segments and so on and so forth. And this is a snowball effect. So we have a conversation +[3906.440 --> 3911.000] about, okay, this is great that you're feeling great right now. But let's use this. This is this +[3911.000 --> 3917.560] product. You're here for a reason. You have pain. Let's not just be okay with status quo. Let's +[3917.560 --> 3922.440] prevent these injuries again. Let's train. And that goes back to what you were saying, that movement +[3922.440 --> 3926.600] of the spine, which by the way, that section I really love because yes, that goes right to the +[3926.600 --> 3931.480] core of what I usually talk to people about, which is one of the reasons that I sought out this +[3931.480 --> 3936.840] type of practice. I almost said training again. So sorry. So you were saying the spine movement, +[3936.840 --> 3941.160] then you said squat. So go ahead. But going out a few things that you mentioned there too, right? +[3941.160 --> 3944.920] It's like, we don't realize how important the spine is until we hurt the spine. We don't +[3944.920 --> 3949.320] realize how important my wrist is until I hurt my wrist. Then it's like, oh, okay, I need to +[3949.320 --> 3953.960] address that area. And we I can it's interesting. The effect, the smallest little thing, the tip of +[3953.960 --> 3960.280] the finger, how it affects it, all the whole entire the whole entire system. So yeah, moving +[3960.280 --> 3966.120] mobility, right, moving the spine around. Yeah, it gets neglected. So where to start? Yeah, just +[3966.120 --> 3970.120] start by moving the spine as many areas. And then you're saying, yeah, how it like tightens and +[3970.120 --> 3975.800] locks down. So if we keep it moving, right? So we get the injury, we get we feel better and then +[3975.800 --> 3980.920] boom, okay, I'm back to normal life. No, no, you're right. It's a call for action. It's the conversation, +[3980.920 --> 3985.720] the body is trying to have with us that we've been ignoring the have. And then it's like pain is +[3985.720 --> 3990.440] like it's it's a little louder. Okay, I'm shouting the conversation now. I'm in pain. You have to +[3990.440 --> 3998.200] listen to me. I'm forcing you to address this issue. Yeah. So we start to just I feel like the +[3998.200 --> 4002.840] more with the movement approach, the awareness of the body. Maybe I can feel that starting to happen +[4002.840 --> 4006.840] because I've been moving it before I had right. Right. Right. Yeah. Maybe I feel the little bit +[4006.920 --> 4012.280] and then I move it and I work it out. I always, you know, even from the teacher being a yoga teacher +[4012.280 --> 4017.400] as well, I always say, look, you've got the trip to New York. It's six hours in the car both ways. +[4017.400 --> 4021.080] You better move your spine when you get out of the car or else you're going to be having issues for +[4021.080 --> 4027.960] sure. So I yeah, the spine is a beautiful, I think, place to start. And it's responsible for so +[4027.960 --> 4034.760] many shapes of the body. It's I mean, what other one joint is I mean, it look at how fluid it moves. +[4034.760 --> 4041.400] So maybe perhaps why that's the starting point. Okay. And then moving further, we were I'm +[4041.400 --> 4046.600] sorry, we were talking about, we were talking about some of the overarching things that they +[4046.600 --> 4052.120] built to work can work on. Yeah. We mentioned squats. You mentioned spine mobility. Sure. So +[4052.120 --> 4056.120] and we could go a few places, right. So it could be just working up perhaps on balance. +[4056.120 --> 4059.880] Another thing that's quite popular, I would say in the movement culture, the movement world is +[4059.880 --> 4066.360] hanging work. Right. So most of even if we're laying down in a car sitting wherever we are, +[4066.360 --> 4071.160] the body's length pretty much stays the same, right. But when we sit in that squat position, +[4071.160 --> 4076.520] there is some compression going on and there is some elongating going on in the hang position as +[4076.520 --> 4083.880] well. And it is referred to hanging work as nature's chiropractor much slower. Right. Right. It's +[4083.880 --> 4088.280] going to work slow. But if you imagine what's going on literally inside the body because of this +[4088.360 --> 4093.960] natural thing that we have is gravity, right. It's inside everything is slow. It's a slow process, +[4093.960 --> 4100.520] but everything is being pulled down at the same equal amount as we hang though it does wonders +[4100.520 --> 4105.160] for shoulder stability, shoulder issues, so many different things that can go on just in this +[4105.160 --> 4111.080] entire region. But in addition to just this again idea of my body's elongating and never it goes +[4111.080 --> 4114.840] into these positions. I'm going to elongate a little bit. So maybe even just hanging work. +[4114.840 --> 4120.360] Me being like in the yoga world too, a lot of yogis that have shoulder issues due to +[4120.360 --> 4126.120] instabilities in the shoulder. This is really, really common. So yeah, strengthening the scapula +[4126.120 --> 4131.320] and through perhaps just yeah, through some hanging work. You go to the gym, everybody's doing pull-ups. +[4131.320 --> 4138.360] It's rare. Somebody does sets of hanging. Right. So another that building on the 30 day squat +[4138.360 --> 4144.600] challenge, it also had put out a seven minute hanging challenge accumulated. So seven minutes per +[4144.600 --> 4149.960] day over the course of you know for the 30 days see if you can accumulate to seven minutes of +[4149.960 --> 4154.680] hanging work. Which means two minutes here, three minutes there, accumulating. You can do all seven +[4154.680 --> 4159.560] great for sure. Yeah, but you're going to notice too right the grip strength. So again, other little +[4159.560 --> 4164.360] benefits that will come from it too, like just getting better grip strength. And then again, +[4164.360 --> 4170.360] yeah, even just maybe you could shed more light, but alleviating compression in the spine. Again, +[4170.360 --> 4175.800] it's this idea I think in chiropractic traction machines now. So this is kind of like a little bit +[4175.800 --> 4181.000] faster approach to maybe what I'm talking about. But we're similar things. So maybe there's +[4181.000 --> 4185.480] definitely there's there are benefits in physical therapy. There's traction, there are traction +[4185.480 --> 4191.560] machines and traction that helps separate that helps decompress if you will. Sure. There are teeter +[4191.560 --> 4197.080] tauter, tauter, you know, those those flip tables where you lock in your legs and you flip over. +[4197.080 --> 4203.000] Absolutely. So absolutely. A lot of the times when when people ask me about those, I have no problem +[4203.000 --> 4209.000] with them. There are certain precautions to be taken. A lot of it depends on your ability to focus +[4209.000 --> 4214.840] on lengthening and ability to relax those muscles because they are working against gravity. And +[4214.840 --> 4219.000] it's almost like getting that fear out of the body to it's okay to just hang for sure. There's an +[4219.000 --> 4222.200] element of that as well. Yeah, and hopefully maybe this happens over time too, right? Because that +[4222.200 --> 4226.120] fear factor, yes, of when we start doing anything, the other body, yeah, I'm used to this. I don't know +[4226.120 --> 4229.800] and contraction, right? Probably without even knowing it. Sure. So the ability is just even to be +[4229.800 --> 4235.000] able to relax yet in that hang position. So everything a lot of the things you're saying and you keep +[4235.000 --> 4240.040] going back to the same thing. It depends, right? Because everyone is an individual. There are +[4240.040 --> 4245.320] there are different different concepts to talk about. There is no cookie cutter approach, right? Everyone's +[4245.320 --> 4250.120] different. Everyone will have their weaker link if you will in that chain. Yes. And and some will have +[4250.120 --> 4254.680] stronger. And what people tend to do is they keep on working on the stronger because that feels good +[4254.680 --> 4261.960] and avoid the weak early. Nobody likes to fail. Right. So, okay. So if it was you, how would you go +[4261.960 --> 4268.440] about looking for a studio, a movement teacher or how would you do it? Yeah, good question. So I +[4268.440 --> 4275.560] would say one, perhaps somebody that talks to talk and walks to walk, right? Fair enough then. +[4275.560 --> 4282.680] You showed me somebody that did a four year dissertation on how to do a handstand versus somebody +[4282.680 --> 4286.600] that can do a handstand. I'm probably going to listen to the person that can do the handstand, right? +[4286.600 --> 4292.920] So I want to see the knowledge, but also, okay, can you do it? And somebody that has taught themselves, +[4292.920 --> 4297.400] right? At a young age, maybe we learned gymnastics and then we're just a blessed throughout the rest +[4297.400 --> 4302.360] of life. But somebody that maybe did not have those skills, if you're talking about like trying to +[4302.360 --> 4307.800] find like maybe a good teacher, somebody that doesn't have the skills, but went through processes to +[4307.800 --> 4314.360] gain those skills over time too. Why is that important? Because these are the same processes that I +[4314.360 --> 4319.480] know I'm going to need to move through. So I'm going to want to look for people that have gone +[4319.480 --> 4325.080] through those same approaches that have felt what I felt in my early stages. Yeah, that's great. +[4325.080 --> 4331.320] It's a great point. And I think that's that's so important to be able to have, because a lot of times, +[4331.320 --> 4335.400] right, a lot of times we get beyond a certain point that we forget what it's like to be a beginner. +[4335.400 --> 4340.440] 100% and you know, I even have to check myself a lot of times. There are certain, yeah, if we +[4340.440 --> 4345.160] just look back at just certain individual movements that I was trying to learn early on, some of them +[4345.160 --> 4350.360] came really easy to me because of my past background in whatever it was, right? And I have to understand +[4350.360 --> 4354.600] that, okay, maybe this person does not have that past background. I went through these stages that +[4354.600 --> 4359.160] they're going through, but they're experiencing a different than I was. I need to look like no +[4359.160 --> 4363.640] cut a cookie cutter approach. I need to look at this body, see what's going on and address it +[4363.640 --> 4369.320] accordingly. And that comes through experience. I just feel like you need time, you need experience, +[4369.320 --> 4374.280] you need to teach many different people, different approaches to get them, maybe perhaps to the same +[4374.280 --> 4380.760] the same goal. So what do we look for? You know, when you walk into perhaps, so a movement studio is +[4380.760 --> 4385.400] going to, yeah, it's going to look different than the LA fitness or the whatever it is, right? It just +[4385.400 --> 4393.080] appears different. Not high tech adjuts, right? I have a rig. You'll see some gymnastic rings hanging, +[4393.080 --> 4399.000] some dolls in the corner, maybe a foam roller, maybe a mat, some few weights, maybe a kettlebell, +[4399.000 --> 4405.400] tennis balls, not too much more. You know, open space. Open space. Yeah, to move, open space to move. +[4405.400 --> 4410.440] And then things to hang from and to, you know, just overhead, getting arms even overhead too with +[4410.440 --> 4419.800] the hanging work to go back. But, you know, a teacher that is going to be focused on attention +[4419.800 --> 4425.560] to detail. I feel like, you know, it's important from the teacher and has a vested interest in +[4425.560 --> 4430.360] you too though. You know, so it goes beyond just like, look, there's pay involved, right? But beyond +[4430.360 --> 4435.000] that, no, hopefully, hopefully the teacher became a teacher because they ultimately want to help you. +[4435.000 --> 4440.680] Right. Or they want you to discover something about your body. That's what, at the end of the +[4440.680 --> 4446.680] night, that's what drives me. When I hear somebody say, so I had this gentleman, this is this particular +[4446.680 --> 4450.600] move I was teaching in the yoga classes. Yeah, you, it's a way to get up off of the ground. +[4452.200 --> 4457.320] Nice and smoothly, right? It's just a nice approach. The individual said to me, Dave, I got up off +[4457.320 --> 4463.160] the ground that way that we do it in yoga when I was, yeah, at my house, I don't know, maybe I was on +[4463.160 --> 4468.040] the ground with my grandkids are watching TV. Boom, light bulb goes off. Beautiful. You took it outside. +[4468.040 --> 4473.400] It's not the thing we do in yoga. It's the thing we do in life. So somebody that cares about your +[4473.400 --> 4479.160] quality of life beyond just your performance, maybe in that room, I think is important. +[4480.040 --> 4483.560] But just, you know, you kind of want to trust your teacher. And you're also going to want to +[4483.560 --> 4490.200] teacher that's going to challenge you and try to squeeze the sponge, sort of speak. So the teacher +[4490.200 --> 4494.200] should be squeezing everything out of the students. The students should be squeezing everything out +[4494.200 --> 4500.120] of the teacher. This should be a two way street. And you know too, I talk about like this idea and +[4500.120 --> 4506.280] role of being a teacher in the movement classes. You are forced at times to be the teacher, right? +[4506.280 --> 4510.120] And you're going to interact and you're going to try to challenge, you know, so many times we go into +[4510.120 --> 4514.120] and into in a discipline and environment. And it's like, that's the teacher. I'm the student I'm +[4514.120 --> 4519.560] going to learn and the information is going to come one way. Nope, no, no. I'm learning every moment of +[4519.560 --> 4524.840] the classes from what watching my students. And I hope the students are learning from other students +[4524.840 --> 4530.040] and learning from the teacher that just that was the other student right next to them. +[4530.040 --> 4533.800] Now, hey, I'm asking you to be a teacher role. You're going to have to interact with that individual. +[4533.800 --> 4537.880] You're going to have to do a pretty good job. So I talk about how to be a pretty good teacher too, +[4537.880 --> 4542.600] just on a very light level. But during that class experience, because yeah, you're going to have +[4542.600 --> 4547.720] to challenge other people. You're going to play the role of the teacher. So just going back to +[4547.720 --> 4552.280] like to your original question. These movement studios, you know, they're starting to pop up. So +[4552.280 --> 4557.000] Ido's kind of getting a little more popular. People are going to these movement camps. He has a +[4557.000 --> 4561.160] movement camp once a year in Thailand. He has a lot of other smaller workshops. And he does another +[4561.160 --> 4565.640] big European one as well. But these are like the bigger camps. And now I'm starting to see the +[4565.640 --> 4570.760] individual that I've seen at the including myself at the at Thailand. We see each other year to +[4570.760 --> 4575.960] year after year. They're starting to be the ones now going to wherever they live, you and +[4575.960 --> 4580.440] United States, other countries opening up these movement studios. So it's starting, but it's at a +[4580.440 --> 4587.880] very, very basic level right now. And you know what? Maybe it sounds like initially in the beginning, +[4587.880 --> 4595.400] I was saying like that we don't want to necessarily specialize. But maybe you do go take a +[4595.400 --> 4599.640] fighting class instead. Maybe you go take the discipline of yoga. Maybe you start with an +[4599.640 --> 4605.800] individual discipline. Instead of maybe if that's the alternative to just going to the gym and to +[4605.800 --> 4610.360] the fitness world. Maybe you learn a little bit of you know BJJ like we had talked about a little +[4610.360 --> 4615.000] bit of like a fighting or martial arts, whatever it is. Resolving your gym so. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. +[4616.120 --> 4624.040] So yeah, I think but just you want to trust the teacher. And hopefully you can notice when +[4624.040 --> 4630.360] they're be asking you. You know, right. Hopefully. Yeah, but not always. You know, so time, you know, +[4630.360 --> 4634.680] time to is another thing. Right. A teacher that can stand the test of time with you. Sure. And +[4634.680 --> 4640.680] continue to progress you over time. Right. It's it's and a lot of times it's the students fall to. +[4640.680 --> 4647.640] Sometimes the student doesn't give the activity long enough to develop the skill. I +[4647.640 --> 4653.160] fail that this four times. It took me five minutes. I'm done with it. You never gave that drill the +[4653.160 --> 4657.960] time to get the benefits. Right. Maybe we never even give the teacher the time to give us really +[4657.960 --> 4663.480] the benefits to. Maybe we check out too soon. Right. You know, so both the teacher and the student +[4663.480 --> 4670.840] perspective too. Are there any misconceptions about movement? Well, I think because it's so new, +[4670.840 --> 4676.760] the most things are misconceptions. I can describe the misconceptions that I've noticed having opened +[4676.760 --> 4682.360] up a small business where I am teaching the movement thing. I feel like if I were to say number one +[4683.000 --> 4691.160] is they think it is just what they see. And too many times out there, I feel like what people see +[4691.160 --> 4697.800] is the locomotion work or the floor work. They'll go to one class. Maybe we'll do a locomotion +[4697.800 --> 4702.360] routine for an hour or so. They'll leave and they'll declare I know what movement is. It's when +[4702.360 --> 4705.880] you move around on the floor like a lizard or something. Right. Right. And then they put it in the box. +[4707.080 --> 4712.200] No, the box of movement is the all-encompassing box where we put all the different things in there +[4712.200 --> 4720.280] into one big encompassing box. So misconceptions. It's so difficult to see the totality of it +[4720.360 --> 4725.960] unless you're willing to commit the time. You're not going to learn what movement is after one class. +[4725.960 --> 4730.280] You're not going to learn what it is after a month of classes. Six months, you'll start to have +[4730.280 --> 4737.000] some understanding of, oh, okay, I'm starting to see this for all of what it is. It's just so much +[4737.000 --> 4744.680] to uncover, to unravel. Like, it's been what, five, six months. I have five, six more months of +[4744.760 --> 4753.000] things you haven't seen yet at all. So it's broad. That's the, it's broad. So the box of movement +[4753.000 --> 4760.200] is lack of, lack of the box. Yes. Yeah, it's the lack of one box yet. But it's so much, we, +[4760.200 --> 4764.520] humans, we want to put things in boxes. We want to give them labels and names and in a box so that +[4764.520 --> 4771.000] it's easy to work with. It's not that easy. It's gray. I think one time to get too far out there, +[4771.000 --> 4774.920] you don't mention movement is like a cloud. Do you think you see it? Movement disappears. +[4775.640 --> 4779.960] It's that, it's that, yeah, maybe almost borderline, I don't know. They're not mysterious, but +[4780.600 --> 4783.560] ever-aloo-sof. Yes. It's changing. It changes as we change. Yeah. +[4786.200 --> 4791.880] So, yeah, as far as the movement, yeah, movement approach, movement perspective. +[4792.840 --> 4797.240] I don't think people understand, too. It's like, okay, I spend all that time moving. +[4798.200 --> 4801.720] We want to try to bring everything in balance. If I do a push, I want to do a pull. +[4802.760 --> 4808.200] If I move, well, I want to bring my movement whole entire movement practice into balance. +[4808.200 --> 4812.680] I need to practice stillness. Right. The practice of stillness, oh, you're sitting still, +[4812.680 --> 4817.640] that's not moving. No, it's movement. Right. It's stillness. We're moving. Everything's moving constantly +[4817.640 --> 4820.360] in our bodies. Right now we're having this conversation. The cells are moving, things are moving +[4820.360 --> 4824.200] in and out constantly. I'm moving around in my chair back and forth. These are like the natural way +[4824.200 --> 4828.680] my body wants to move at this time. I'm moving. So it's happening, yeah, regardless of if we're +[4828.680 --> 4835.000] even aware of it. The practice of stillness, yeah, and then we'll put it in the box of meditation. +[4835.000 --> 4839.880] Okay. Yeah, you can call it what you want. But what if we're just, yeah, we're bringing the balance +[4839.880 --> 4845.560] of moving into stillness. And then we want to focus on the mind, too. Maybe people, +[4845.560 --> 4851.880] misconception, the mental aspect, how important it is. Yeah. 100% full-on engage we want you. +[4852.440 --> 4855.640] Yeah, no point. We don't want to give you opportunities to check out per se. +[4855.640 --> 4861.160] Right. So yeah, I think other misconceptions, perhaps, of movement. I think the one, the biggest +[4861.160 --> 4867.960] thing is just that it's what I saw on day one. Oh, we played a game with a Dal. All right, that's a +[4867.960 --> 4873.400] movement game. All right, it's a little bit. You know, I describe it as you take a big and enormous +[4873.400 --> 4878.520] wall and you scratch it and maybe a little bit of sheet rock comes off. That's what one class is +[4878.520 --> 4884.520] like. The wall is the movement perspective. Sure. Sure. Yeah. So not giving it enough time to see +[4884.520 --> 4890.600] the totality and labeling it the one thing that you did that one session or the one thing that is +[4890.600 --> 4896.040] fits well into a 60 second Instagram video and declaring that you understand what movement is. +[4896.040 --> 4901.240] You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. It's the challenge, you know, and as a business owner, +[4901.240 --> 4909.720] it's hard to get people to see the big picture. And yeah, so this is the challenges that +[4909.720 --> 4917.400] I'm against, but I'm full on for the challenge. Yeah, let's keep it going. So yeah, I think we +[4917.400 --> 4921.400] covered a lot of ground here. I think we talked a lot about the benefits and what it is and what +[4921.400 --> 4930.120] it isn't. If you were to leave our viewers and listeners with one thing, one takeaway from +[4930.120 --> 4935.800] this conversation or just in general about movement, what would that be? Yeah. So I think it would be +[4935.800 --> 4944.760] to shift the way they think about moving their body throughout life and to stop thinking, +[4944.760 --> 4950.360] it is the thing that I do when I work out at the gym for the hour. And then the other 23 hours of +[4950.360 --> 4957.480] the day, what am I then? You're a mover. You're still. You have this body. Yeah. If one thing is to +[4957.480 --> 4962.600] change the paradigm shift of it's it's not the thing I do when I'm just in that class for the hour. +[4962.600 --> 4969.880] No, it's a 24 seven thing. And we talked about this also was the I have a quote on the wall, +[4969.880 --> 4975.160] right? And I think the quote maybe perhaps would even shed some light on this answer. The quote is +[4975.800 --> 4982.680] that, you know, first, you're a human being. Second, you're a mover. And this is Edo's quote, +[4982.680 --> 4988.360] only third are you a specialist? So at the top of the chain is like almost like a hierarchy, +[4988.360 --> 4995.560] like a concept of how to view you. First, you're a human being. So if you don't have that down, +[4995.560 --> 5001.320] if you're a bad person, you're mean to everybody on a daily basis for no reason. That's number one. +[5001.320 --> 5005.720] Let's start here. Let's get you to just like, yeah, just figure out just being a better human +[5005.720 --> 5011.000] being first. Then second, okay, I'm a mover. I move throughout life, right? It's only third that I +[5011.000 --> 5017.720] want to identify as the dentist, the accountant, the fighter. It's only third that we are that +[5017.720 --> 5022.760] specialist. So if we go up, boom, one link on the ladder here. Okay, I'm a general mover first +[5022.760 --> 5028.120] because then that allows me to still be the mover when I walk outside after the yoga class, +[5028.120 --> 5034.360] after the whatever, you know, the dance class. So I feel like it's that it's that paradigm shift. +[5034.360 --> 5039.800] It's that understanding and it starts there. It's the seed that starts. You mentioned, I don't know +[5039.800 --> 5045.000] if you mentioned this, from me, the brushing the teeth with the left hand, right? I've asked my +[5045.000 --> 5049.240] students to do that. Did I ask you? No, that wasn't. Okay, no, that's something that comes from +[5049.240 --> 5055.640] recommending for patients that may, you know, if you want to stay off Alzheimer's or any kind of +[5055.640 --> 5061.960] newer degenerative disease, you rewire, you rewire, take off the autopilot. Yeah. So this is one of +[5061.960 --> 5066.520] the challenges that I had asked for the students, yeah, start brushing with teeth with your left hand. +[5066.520 --> 5072.760] And I would say become aware of the adaption process. How are you on day one? How are you on day three? +[5072.760 --> 5077.320] What's day six looking like? So I did this and the toothpaste was all over the face on day one. +[5078.120 --> 5082.440] I've gone to the point. I've gone through back and forth like left hand. I'm normally right handed. +[5082.440 --> 5087.640] But and then it was funny. I even found that everything I did in the tooth brushing like ritual +[5087.640 --> 5091.320] was the same too, like with my normal hands. So even though I tried to switch my left hand, +[5091.320 --> 5095.880] when I would go to do the water and turn that was done with, I would switch for that process. +[5095.880 --> 5099.880] So I tried to relearn the entire process. But this is an example. You have something that that I've +[5099.880 --> 5103.000] done. That's funny that you mentioned. I thought I had you do that. But no, this is separate. So +[5103.000 --> 5106.760] this is good that we're thinking I'm on the same terms. Absolutely. But yeah, this idea of like +[5106.760 --> 5111.960] adaptability. So that's a great thing. Like that's somewhere someone could start, right? Maybe that +[5111.960 --> 5117.400] that's the tonight left hand. How long does it take you to learn that that how long say you +[5117.400 --> 5121.240] to adapt? So where it's comfortable with your left hand, do you get to the point where you don't +[5121.240 --> 5126.840] even remember what hand you were the most comfortable with initially? So I've just personally, +[5126.840 --> 5131.320] I've done this and then I leave it and I'll come back to it. And now it's to the point where, +[5132.120 --> 5137.000] maybe I first started doing this task maybe a year and a half ago. Now if I leave it for six months +[5137.000 --> 5142.120] and I go back, it feels natural now even when I'm with my left hand, you know, brushing my teeth. +[5142.120 --> 5147.880] So yeah, so maybe it just starts there. Maybe yeah, what tasks can I find in my daily life that +[5147.880 --> 5152.040] challenge me a little bit? Whether it's my mental aspect, maybe it's the very simple motor skill +[5152.040 --> 5157.480] of brushing the teeth or maybe it's something much bigger. Can you know, are we finding a mundane +[5157.480 --> 5161.800] life where we're moving through with all the same repetitive movements all over all the time? +[5161.800 --> 5166.600] Can I break out of those habits? Can I challenge myself in new ways? And so maybe if we're leaving +[5166.600 --> 5171.960] people with one thing is try to find the challenges out there in life. So this is going to sound silly. +[5171.960 --> 5176.520] But again, it's a funny, an example, right? We talk a lot too in the movement world, just about +[5176.520 --> 5182.200] reaction time. So like, okay, where does this come in the play? Maybe it even has me the teacher +[5182.200 --> 5186.600] like asking people to, yeah, improve your reaction and they'll say, well, why? Okay, I don't know. +[5186.600 --> 5191.640] But I'm driving somewhere. I have something this has happened. This was like a little light bulb +[5191.640 --> 5195.960] went off. I had something on the side of me and it's a combination right of reaction time and +[5195.960 --> 5199.880] peripheral vision of what happened. I was driving. I had to stop short because the car in front of me +[5199.880 --> 5203.560] and the thing, whatever it was, I don't remember, maybe top of where a little, I don't know something +[5203.640 --> 5208.440] I had. It was going to fall over. And immediately it was a combination reaction time. I peripheral vision +[5208.440 --> 5212.600] boom, I stopped it. Not it just boom and it was and it didn't, whatever it was, it didn't fall. +[5212.600 --> 5216.520] Right. Right. So this is also the reaction time of being able to stop the car and see what's going +[5216.520 --> 5221.000] on. In addition to right. So a lot of things going on at once. So this maybe idea of life is chaotic. +[5221.000 --> 5226.440] Yeah. But maybe the tennis ball drill at the movement center where I went, maybe that prepared +[5226.440 --> 5231.080] me for this little thing. Now, maybe that was an important, but maybe, maybe someday what was on +[5231.080 --> 5236.680] that seat, maybe that was really important. And yeah, maybe it's catching a person who knows, +[5236.680 --> 5242.280] I mean, maybe we're catching. So to learn that it's in every aspect of our life, I could have +[5242.280 --> 5246.680] viewed that and said, and just, oh, it fell on my bed. Or I could have said, oh, that was like, +[5246.680 --> 5251.720] that was an opportunity for me to like react in the moment and save something. It's silly, but +[5251.720 --> 5256.440] it's this is life. Sure. It's going to be something else down the road more important, perhaps. +[5256.440 --> 5262.120] Right. But yeah, I got to find like, it has to permeate my life. It has to be a part of, yeah, +[5262.120 --> 5266.280] the life function. So hopefully that even little fun example though. Sure. No, no, that's +[5266.280 --> 5271.160] opening thing. Yeah. And then even too, it's just like, you know, another fun example. I was, +[5271.160 --> 5277.880] I remember a few years back in shop rights, looking at the label. And I said something for, +[5277.880 --> 5281.560] I was looking at the label reading the ingredients, because I'm very particular for what I kind of +[5281.560 --> 5284.920] allowed, you know, put into my body. And now in the middle of shop, right, the middle of +[5285.000 --> 5288.680] isle, I looked and I said, something feels different about this. I didn't know what it was. And I +[5288.680 --> 5293.960] said, oh my God, I'm standing up really tall. I'm really straight. I feel so like my, I feel like +[5293.960 --> 5299.160] my posture has improved so much. And it dawned on me in the middle of an aisle at shop, right? +[5299.160 --> 5302.920] But I know it was because of the movement practice. And I know it was just because of just +[5302.920 --> 5308.200] training my body to just be, yeah, just better functioning, better posture in life. And I notice +[5308.200 --> 5313.640] that in the most obscure of places, awareness. Maybe, maybe the answer is awareness that, +[5313.640 --> 5318.920] becoming aware of, oh, okay, this is how it could benefit. This is why I need it. This is where I +[5318.920 --> 5323.640] could improve to become a better human being, right? So it's that hierarchy, because I want it, +[5323.640 --> 5327.640] ultimately, I want to be the best human experience, the best human being that we can be while we're here. +[5328.680 --> 5334.840] Sounds good. And if I go to the gym, right, maybe I'm cut a little short. Maybe I need more, I +[5334.840 --> 5339.560] need more out of my practice. I need to practice that incorporates the totality of life rather than +[5340.280 --> 5343.400] getting bigger looking in the mirror or getting bigger muscles. You know what I mean? Sure. +[5343.400 --> 5347.800] No, I get that. This is maybe where I want to leave people, right? With that idea. Yes, +[5347.800 --> 5353.400] that hits. That's a great idea. Yeah. And this is obviously, there are so many different things to +[5353.400 --> 5359.960] discuss about this. And we can go on for on and on and on. But I think this is a good, a good +[5359.960 --> 5365.480] place to wrap up. And also, I want to thank you, well, for several things. Thank you for coming. +[5365.480 --> 5372.040] And also thank you for opening the studio and making this practice available. And I'm still going +[5372.040 --> 5377.000] to hope that you're going to open up another one somewhere closer, because right now it is a 45-minute +[5377.000 --> 5383.000] drive, but it's worth it. It's worth the drive. I'm so impressed with my students that come. I have +[5383.000 --> 5388.360] you're coming from 45. I have two or three other students coming from 45. I have some direction. +[5388.360 --> 5394.360] I know. Yes, from an hour and 10 now, too, coming. I feel so you have no idea like how honored I am. +[5394.360 --> 5398.680] And that's why, yeah, when you walk in the door, I say to myself, this individual came 45 minutes. +[5399.400 --> 5406.680] Let's 100% involve. Let's do this. Yeah. Thank you. And also thank you for recording the videos that +[5406.680 --> 5411.080] we're going to have at the end of this recording. So for those for the listeners, +[5411.880 --> 5415.480] find the YouTube version of this podcast for the viewers, +[5416.360 --> 5422.920] find the, well, stay tuned really, because at the end of this podcast, there's going to be a video +[5422.920 --> 5428.840] that will comprise a couple of examples that you've recorded to really show what is it that you're +[5428.840 --> 5433.240] talking about when you talk about squat and a couple of other exercises. So thank you for that as well. +[5434.680 --> 5439.160] Perfect. Well, thank you again. Thank you for being here. Thank you so much to know. Thank you so much. +[5439.160 --> 5444.120] And to our viewers and listeners, thank you for tuning in. +[5453.080 --> 5464.360] So I wanted to show you a variety of balancing drills that I find very effective to get people +[5465.000 --> 5468.920] not only to improve balance, but perhaps are even just trying to strengthen the feet, the ankles, +[5468.920 --> 5475.320] the knees, whether that's for an athlete, if it's maybe even post some type of surgery or anything +[5475.320 --> 5479.320] like that. This, this balance drill in particular, I call the toe tap drill. I definitely would +[5479.320 --> 5483.960] recommend getting them comfortable first, just balancing on one leg, but after that, this is a really +[5483.960 --> 5488.600] nice progression. So they're trying to tap the floor to four different spots all around their body, +[5488.600 --> 5492.440] while maintaining their balance the whole time. And then as they progress, they're trying to reach +[5492.440 --> 5497.960] a little bit further and further with that foot and bend that knee a little bit more and more as +[5497.960 --> 5502.600] they progress. This is another nice little progression that I like to kind of promote. +[5502.600 --> 5506.680] Where we're tossing a ball back and forth while asking the individual to balance again on one foot, +[5507.240 --> 5511.480] after they kind of get some success here, then you can start to kind of challenge the direction +[5511.480 --> 5515.880] where you're tossing the ball. You can call out, you know, right hand, left hand, anything like that. +[5515.880 --> 5520.760] And then another fun one is to kind of put your hand out and then ask for one of their body parts +[5520.760 --> 5525.400] to tap your hand. So right there, I just said right foot and you could take them through, you know, +[5525.400 --> 5530.840] variety can go with left hand, right hand. You can have them tap the elbows here. I'm going to do +[5530.840 --> 5535.640] the forehead. So it's just kind of a fun approach and a little bit different approach outside the box. +[5535.640 --> 5540.440] A little bit to get them working on balance, but again also strengthening all the, you know, +[5540.440 --> 5545.960] little stabilizer muscles as well. So yeah, really effective for balancing work. And again, +[5545.960 --> 5551.480] it's just a different approach than just another regular drill. So I feel like the resting squat position +[5551.480 --> 5555.880] is a good place to start when we're talking about the movement approach. Something that's very +[5556.680 --> 5561.240] human to all of us, right? All children are able to squat, but by the time we become adults, +[5561.240 --> 5567.960] many of us lose this ability to sit in a heels flat squat to the floor. So a lot of times clients +[5567.960 --> 5572.440] initially when they'll try to sit into a squat, they will not be able to get the heels all the way flat, +[5572.440 --> 5578.200] whether that's from hips or ankle mobility. A nice little regression is you can have them maybe +[5578.200 --> 5583.720] put their heels up onto a wedge or you can even use books at home so that when they sit into the +[5583.720 --> 5588.040] squat, they'll be able to hold this position a bit more comfortably over time. And I would say +[5588.040 --> 5592.360] definitely get the client comfortable there first with the basic resting squat position. +[5592.840 --> 5597.080] And then they can progress into something like I'm showing you here where we start to kind of have +[5597.080 --> 5603.000] the forearm being used to push out the knee, so that the inner thighs start to get a nice little +[5603.000 --> 5608.200] stretch as well. And notice that I'm trying to do my best to keep the, so here it would be the +[5608.200 --> 5613.480] left foot as flat to the floor as I can as the left knee gets pushed away, getting a nice stretch +[5613.640 --> 5618.120] here on the adductors, the inner thighs, and starting the process of really opening up the hips. +[5623.720 --> 5628.680] Another nice progression that you can start to move your clients through after they're getting +[5628.680 --> 5633.720] more comfortable with the squat position is starting to really move now within that squat. So this +[5633.720 --> 5639.320] is the internal rotation of the hips here in our squat position. Definitely again, try to progress +[5639.320 --> 5645.240] the person towards this over time, but really does wonders for the joints of the feet, the ankles, +[5645.240 --> 5650.440] the knees, and in the hips, but definitely move with percaution particularly on the knees. +[5651.480 --> 5655.960] And then another nice little movement that you can add to the squat position after they again get +[5655.960 --> 5661.320] more comfortable in the squat is to start to rotate up here towards the ceiling, again opening up +[5661.320 --> 5666.120] the chest and notice the left arm here is being used so that the left knee does not cave in. +[5666.520 --> 5673.880] There is a nice little challenge that Edo put out quite a while ago called the 30-day squat +[5673.880 --> 5679.960] challenge where you're trying to accumulate 30 minutes a day, the key word being accumulate 30 minutes +[5679.960 --> 5686.120] a day in the resting squat position for 30 straight days. So that could be a minute in that squat +[5686.120 --> 5690.680] position 30 times throughout the day. If you can hold it a little bit longer, maybe you're doing 30 +[5690.680 --> 5697.000] seconds, about 60 times a day to accumulate that 30 minutes, but it's a really good starting point. +[5697.000 --> 5703.160] And then again a more advanced squat once they get comfortable with all those things over time. +[5703.160 --> 5708.440] I call this the ankle squat, have to be mindful of the knees, but a big stretch here for the tops +[5708.440 --> 5713.480] of the feet, the ankles, and it just shows a good amount of again mobility in both the ankles, the hips, +[5714.440 --> 5718.760] and then good strength in the knees as well. So again, something that would be progressed over time +[5718.760 --> 5725.800] slowly to get the individual to work towards. And I would say the key with this squat routine +[5725.800 --> 5732.040] that I brought you through is to apply the proper dosage to clients, so not to do too much too soon, +[5732.600 --> 5738.680] but rather to progress them slowly. And if you notice in this routine here, so now I'm using my +[5738.680 --> 5743.720] hands on the floor to kind of support a little bit of my body weight, so it makes it a little bit easier +[5743.800 --> 5748.600] on the joints. So again, another nice regression that you can throw in there as well. +[5750.360 --> 5754.840] So during the podcast, we did talk about the importance of the spine, and I did mention how this +[5754.840 --> 5759.560] is a great place for new people to kind of start. So if you've been very, very inactive for quite +[5759.560 --> 5764.200] some time, you want to get back into things, perhaps just moving the spine as much as you can throughout +[5764.200 --> 5771.560] the day. This position here is called table top position. I was just demonstrating what is +[5771.560 --> 5776.760] called cat cows. So a great place to for all individuals to start looking up to the ceiling, +[5776.760 --> 5780.760] pressing the belly button down towards the floor, then tucking the chin and trying to round the +[5780.760 --> 5787.160] upper back as much as we can. So we're getting the spine moving, you know, as much as the client can, +[5787.160 --> 5791.960] and then over time they will be able to hopefully improve the mobility and the amount of movement +[5791.960 --> 5797.560] and range of motion of the spine. And I like to take this cat cow drill a step further and add what +[5797.560 --> 5802.760] I call our rotations of the spine. So now you see me here adding the left and right element into +[5802.760 --> 5808.760] it as well. So we kind of start to make this circle shape here with the entire trunk torso and the +[5808.760 --> 5818.040] spine as well. Also perhaps worth mentioning here, nice little cue you can give is kind of just put a +[5818.600 --> 5823.160] push a finger into kind of the area of the spine that you're trying to get it to move into and +[5823.160 --> 5828.200] just kind of say press into my finger and that will kind of give some feedback for the client that +[5828.200 --> 5833.880] you're working with. Progressing from the floor now to standing another really really great drill, +[5833.880 --> 5838.760] I call this the spine drill six by six. So we're going to try to have them spine move in six different +[5838.760 --> 5843.880] directions. So first we forward fold and the goal in the mindset is to round one vertebrae as +[5843.880 --> 5851.080] best as you can at a time. Trying to have each individual vertebrae articulate individually. So +[5851.160 --> 5855.720] we just did our forward fold now allow the head to drop back as we try to think about lifting +[5855.720 --> 5860.440] everything up towards the ceiling, finding the length in the spine not just collapsing into lower +[5860.440 --> 5865.640] back. So trying to lift up and back and just going to wherever the client is comfortable in their +[5865.640 --> 5872.520] range of motion. After forward folding and bringing the back into extension, we'll now look at +[5872.520 --> 5877.480] strict side flexions. So we're trying to have the individual again lengthen up first and then try +[5877.480 --> 5881.640] to go up and over. I kind of give the cue. It's like you're reaching over top of a barrel. +[5881.640 --> 5887.640] So that the client's chest will remain perfectly square to the front of the room. Often helpful to +[5887.640 --> 5892.680] have them do this in front of a mirror perhaps as well. And then trying to use the muscles of the +[5892.680 --> 5897.640] obliques and the abdominals to kind of pull yourself back up. And then after our side flexion, +[5897.640 --> 5901.720] we'll just kind of rotate as much as we can to the left and to the right. And I encourage the +[5902.520 --> 5907.160] individuals to rotate with every aspect of their body. But just in particular, +[5907.160 --> 5911.320] just focusing on the upper body, trying to rotate the spine again as much as possible. +[5912.280 --> 5916.280] And I would say this drill in particular is a great way for anybody to start off their morning. +[5917.160 --> 5922.600] This brings us into the weirdo drill. So the spinal waves do this one in the gym and I think you'll +[5922.600 --> 5928.360] probably get a few interesting looks. But now we're trying to add a little bit more dynamic into +[5928.360 --> 5933.880] just moving the spine in a gross manner. But try and have a little bit more control and accuracy +[5933.880 --> 5936.920] in how we move and when we move the spine through space. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_PjKJRa1369s.txt b/transcript/podcast_PjKJRa1369s.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6edf3884af0aaa701ea7c7bc7839362e36edd69f --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_PjKJRa1369s.txt @@ -0,0 +1,129 @@ +[0.000 --> 5.360] There's a second language out there that human beings are continually expressing, +[5.360 --> 10.240] and you want to make yourself sensitive to it because the degree that you can begin +[10.240 --> 14.960] to piece together this puzzle will have tremendous power in the social realm. +[20.000 --> 23.920] Well something that I wrote a lot about in the laws of human nature, +[23.920 --> 29.600] who want to talk briefly about is the idea of non-verbal communication, +[30.320 --> 35.120] of the ability to decipher people, the people that you deal with on a higher level, +[35.680 --> 37.840] because we are social animals. +[37.840 --> 40.880] Did the degree that you walk around in this world? +[41.600 --> 45.760] Not really understanding the people around you, not really reading what their signs, +[45.760 --> 49.680] not really knowing, but they're feeling what they're thinking, +[49.680 --> 52.000] what you had an incredible disadvantage. +[52.000 --> 56.480] You're like growing continually around in the darkness, and it makes you unhappy, +[56.480 --> 61.120] because it creates all kinds of trauma in your life where you're continually misreading +[61.120 --> 66.160] the people around you. You hire somebody based on their apparent charm. +[66.160 --> 69.360] You discover that there actually are toxic personality, +[69.360 --> 72.320] and it can ruin the dynamic in your company. +[72.320 --> 77.360] You can get involved in a relationship with someone who seems very loving and giving, +[77.360 --> 80.160] and then they've turned out to be a raging narcissist, +[80.160 --> 83.280] creates years of trouble, a trauma for you. +[83.920 --> 90.160] So understanding people on a deeper level in a dimensional way is incredibly important. +[90.160 --> 96.720] And what I try to emphasize in particularly the laws of human nature is that humans have two languages. +[97.680 --> 100.880] You are obsessed with one language, which is words. +[101.680 --> 104.640] You are continually fixating on people's words. +[105.280 --> 108.320] And everything we know about words is we can lie. +[108.960 --> 116.640] I can tell you right now here on camera that I am the most brilliant person in the universe, +[116.640 --> 120.640] or I can tell you something else that I can dunk a basketball. +[120.640 --> 123.120] I can say whatever, but it's an outright lie. +[123.120 --> 124.880] I can say whatever I want. +[124.880 --> 129.680] Words are actually a form of can be used for a great weapon for deception. +[130.480 --> 135.920] Okay, but there's a second language that is not very much harder to express deception in. +[136.640 --> 144.400] And it's not just a language of the body, it's also a language of gesture and behavior. +[144.960 --> 148.480] So I want you to start thinking, and this way I want you to start thinking, +[148.480 --> 153.920] there's a second language out there that human beings are continually expressing. +[153.920 --> 156.560] And you want to make yourself sensitive to it, +[156.640 --> 162.480] because the degree that you can begin to piece together this puzzle will have tremendous power +[162.480 --> 168.480] in the social realm. You won't get dragged into all of these needless dramas that will weigh you +[168.480 --> 174.640] down and it will cause you sleepless nights. You'll be able to influence people on a higher level. +[174.640 --> 177.440] You'll get them to be more interested in your ideas. +[177.440 --> 180.160] You'll be able to pierce their defenses. +[180.160 --> 182.640] You can't read other people's minds. +[182.640 --> 185.520] I don't know what you're thinking right now out there. +[186.560 --> 188.800] Of course, I don't even know anything about you because you're visible. +[188.800 --> 191.680] But if you were here right now, I wouldn't be able to read your thoughts. +[191.680 --> 196.800] But I can sense your mood, your emotions. We humans have that power. +[196.800 --> 200.400] So let me guide you very briefly through that and how you do that. +[200.400 --> 202.480] The most obvious way is the face. +[203.280 --> 209.760] Okay, you need to pay greater attention to people's facial gestures, people's facial behavior. +[210.400 --> 221.120] So the eyes generally express authentic emotion and an extent, surprise and excitement by the +[221.120 --> 226.880] way that they open. Right? And we've all experienced people who have what we call, +[227.680 --> 230.560] who have like what I would call dead eyes. Right? +[231.120 --> 235.360] So something I've noticed a lot with people who are incredible narcissists. +[236.320 --> 243.200] Narcissists can sometimes give you the impression that they're really, really interested in your +[243.200 --> 247.680] ideas. Right? They seem to maybe have a degree of empathy. +[247.680 --> 250.400] They're listening to you. They're letting you talk. +[250.400 --> 253.600] Oh, they can't be a narcissist. But pay attention. +[253.600 --> 257.120] Their eyes will give them away while they seem to be talking to him. +[257.760 --> 261.120] Their eyes are not engaging with you. There's something dead about them. +[261.200 --> 266.080] There's a discrepancy. You were looking for discrepancies in facial expressions. +[266.080 --> 273.840] The eyes say something, but the mouth says something else. Right? People are smiling, a fake smile. +[274.640 --> 280.960] A fake smile has the the mouth going up, but the eyes aren't. The whole face isn't kind of +[281.760 --> 285.760] showing excitement of it. It's not going across the entire face. +[286.400 --> 291.840] You're looking for something that doesn't quite fit where there's excitement in their voice, +[291.840 --> 298.320] but there's nothing happening on their face. Okay? So be attentive to these signs, +[298.320 --> 304.720] to the signs of genuine emotion. So when somebody really smiles, when somebody's really happy, +[304.720 --> 310.080] when somebody's really interested in your ideas, their whole face tends to become animated. +[310.080 --> 314.720] You don't see like one part is kind of dead and quite many other parts of the animated. +[314.720 --> 320.480] The whole face because we cannot control that art. When you're genuinely interested in it, +[320.480 --> 326.000] everything lights up and you can't fake it. All right? Read people's tone of voice. People's +[326.000 --> 331.040] tone of voice will tell you if they're sincere. It'll tell you whether they're deceiving you. +[331.040 --> 337.440] It will tell you that their full of fear or not actors have learned over centuries. +[337.440 --> 343.760] That they can control some degree their face, to mold it to a certain degree to show certain +[343.760 --> 350.720] emotions, but it's very hard to control the voice. Very difficult. So people reveal a lot of +[350.720 --> 357.520] their actual excitement with their lack of interest through how they talk their tone of voice. +[357.520 --> 362.080] I don't have to go into great detail about it because you know it. You sense it. You continually +[362.080 --> 367.600] feeling these things day in and day out. You go in a meeting and you think people were interested +[367.840 --> 371.920] in you and such. You go out and you go, I don't know if that went so well. +[372.640 --> 377.520] And when you have that doubt, it's because you probably set on the non-verbal level. +[378.160 --> 383.040] The people seem interested, but their bodies weren't showing that they were. That their voices +[383.040 --> 389.840] weren't showing it. You can trust those kind of opinions. Okay, so body language is extremely important. +[389.840 --> 395.280] Books have been written. Forests have been felt for paper for these books, but how to read body +[396.240 --> 401.200] language. The thing you don't pay enough attention to are people's actions and gestures. +[402.640 --> 408.400] What they that I've always noticed is very telling is how people say goodbye. What you're in a +[408.400 --> 413.360] meeting or you just had lunch with someone you've met them for the first time, are they kind of +[413.920 --> 419.200] quick to get out of there? Is there a good buy sort of perfunctory? Do they really want to cut it +[419.200 --> 424.000] off and get the hell out? Or is there this kind of thing of where they want to go on and on and on and +[424.960 --> 432.640] right? How people say goodbye? How they end a telephone conversation? How they end an email? +[432.640 --> 437.760] How they end a meeting or a lunch? Tells you a lot about how they feel towards you. It's very +[437.760 --> 444.320] eloquent. It's either, okay, I'm a patient. I didn't want to get away from this person. I really +[444.320 --> 450.560] want to communicate as little as possible or no. I want more of them, etc. So pay attention to that +[450.560 --> 456.560] level. Pay attention to the tone in people's texts and emails. Believe it or not, you think you +[456.560 --> 463.120] can read everything just by in person communication, but you can read a lot through texts and emails. +[463.120 --> 470.240] People reveal a lot of their excitement, their emotion, their interest in you and who they are +[470.240 --> 479.040] and how they write even a simple text. Okay, I've continually aware when I read people's work +[479.600 --> 487.120] somebody to newspaper or book, I can tell how much of a narcissist, how big their ego is by the way +[487.120 --> 494.320] they write. So a narcissist will reveal him or herself in their writing style by all kinds of +[494.880 --> 501.040] flowery, extravagant language that seems very interesting, very exciting, all these kind of wild +[501.040 --> 506.720] metaphors. Wow, that's kind of interesting. But then if you think about it, their ideas are +[506.720 --> 512.400] really rather empty. There's nothing there. They're trying to sort of impress you with their +[512.400 --> 519.440] verbal pyrotechnics. There's a columnist for the Washington Post. He's on the conservative side. +[519.440 --> 527.840] I don't hold that against him. His name is George Will, very famous. His writing is so much involved +[527.840 --> 534.640] in impressing people with how all his illusions about history, all of his little verbal little +[534.640 --> 540.720] nicks and cleverness that I know for certain that if I ever met George Will, this guy is an insane +[540.720 --> 546.720] narcissist. So you can read these kinds of things by the way people write and they reveal it in +[546.720 --> 551.360] their texts, they reveal it in their emails, they reveal it in their articles that they write. +[552.400 --> 557.040] Look at whether people are on time, their relationship to time. Are they, +[557.280 --> 564.640] people who procrastinate, right? Who, you give them a task to do in one week and they take two +[564.640 --> 570.800] weeks, and certain then they have an excuse. Their relationship to time reveals something very deep +[570.800 --> 576.880] about their personality, that they are conscientious, that they think whether they're other directed or +[576.880 --> 582.560] they're inner directed. It's all about me. I can take however long I want. I can be five, ten minutes +[582.640 --> 588.240] late, it doesn't matter. It's just really about me. You're not paying attention to these details. +[588.240 --> 594.000] Everything that people do, how they drive, how they write something, how late they are, +[594.880 --> 600.080] it's all a language and that more you can pay attention to this. I also tell people +[600.080 --> 606.800] getting job internings, right? Don't pay so much attention to what people say, but to look at how +[606.880 --> 613.840] uncomfortable they are in certain situations. So you pose a question on them that you're hoping +[613.840 --> 618.960] they don't know the answer to in a jogginger. You're kind of putting some pressure on them. +[618.960 --> 625.120] You're asking a question that comes a little bit from left field. Okay, do they like double down +[625.120 --> 629.600] and act like they know the answer and it kind of makes something up on the spot, kind of bulging +[629.600 --> 635.280] their way through? Are they going to go, you know what? I never thought of that. I don't really know +[635.440 --> 640.320] the answer that I have to think about it. That's a sign of somebody who's actually more intelligent +[640.320 --> 645.680] and more interesting. They don't have these credible insecurities. They'll be able to take criticism. +[646.400 --> 655.600] So on and on and on and the idea is you're walking around, it's like a flat screen. People in your +[655.600 --> 661.680] life are like one dimensional and you're projecting onto the screen, your own ideas about them, +[661.680 --> 667.200] your own preconceptions, you know prejudices. You're seeing into people what you want to see into +[667.200 --> 672.720] them. You don't understand who they are because they are just this one dimensional figure to you. +[672.720 --> 678.000] To the degree that you do what I'm saying, try to enter their world, you try to see their moves, +[678.000 --> 682.480] try to figure out what they're thinking, what their world is about. You're suddenly opening up +[682.480 --> 687.200] dimensions. You're seeing them in two and three dimensions and they become a human being. +[687.520 --> 692.400] And you have the kind of understanding that will lead to greater social intelligence, +[692.400 --> 697.760] which in this world is the key to any kind of power. So that's all. Thanks. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_VAB9cUlGrRo.txt b/transcript/podcast_VAB9cUlGrRo.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c6aab6cdf3cace25fb061f7ac0d6abd73689d8af --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_VAB9cUlGrRo.txt @@ -0,0 +1,98 @@ +[0.000 --> 6.960] From the time we're born, we spend an inordinate amount of time studying each other's faces. +[6.960 --> 14.080] As babies, we can recognize that big smile that we see of that caring mother looking down on us +[14.080 --> 21.120] and so forth. But we're confronted with many variants of that. Just take a look at these. All +[21.120 --> 27.600] examples of smiles. Some come to us, they're very genuine, some are a little reserved, some are a +[27.600 --> 32.160] little nervous. They're all smiles. But what are they communicating? +[36.560 --> 43.600] My name's Joan Avaro and for 25 years I was a spy catcher for the FBI. You may be familiar with +[43.600 --> 50.000] my previous video, I talked about body language. There's just no Pinocchio effect. And people who +[50.000 --> 55.360] prattle that and say, well, we can detect deception because the person touches their nose, +[55.360 --> 61.920] recovers their mouths. That's just sheer nonsense. And today we're going to focus on the face. +[62.640 --> 70.320] When it comes to non-verbels, the face is key. There's so much information and feelings +[70.320 --> 76.480] that we receive from the face. That for us, the face takes primacy. +[76.560 --> 88.320] So one of the ways to look at the face is to think of it in two areas. Comfort and discomfort. +[88.320 --> 95.600] Because really that's how the brain reacts to the world. So let's start with psychological comfort. +[95.600 --> 101.920] When we're very comfortable, the muscles of the face become very relaxed. And we have all the +[101.920 --> 109.280] behaviors that are associated with it. Smiling, laughing. Usually the pupils are slightly wider. +[109.280 --> 114.560] The lips are full and usually the chin tends to be further out. +[116.960 --> 124.560] The very second that their psychological discomfort. Usually it begins to register in several +[124.560 --> 131.200] areas. Now for some people, we'll see it in the forehead and here between the eyes where there'll +[131.200 --> 139.040] be furrowing of the forehead or squinting. And of course the tucking down of the chin or in some +[139.040 --> 145.200] instances where something is really emotional, you'll see the chin begins to vibrate. +[146.480 --> 154.000] Covering of the eyes also is a display of psychological discomfort. So our faces, what we feel in that +[154.000 --> 161.440] moment is immediately displayed by our non-verbals. And the easiest way to look at it is, +[161.440 --> 166.880] is that behavior consistent with comfort or is it consistent with discomfort? +[168.720 --> 174.000] One of the questions that I'm often asked is, how do we read each other? How do we read each other's +[174.000 --> 183.200] faces? We start with the hair, how it's combed, what color it is, is it dry, is it wet, is it +[183.200 --> 190.880] curly, is it disarranged? As children, we play with each other's hair, we look at each other's +[190.880 --> 198.320] hair, we immediately notice when it's wet or dry or it's changed in some form. We look at the +[198.320 --> 205.200] forehead for information. When it's smooth, the forehead tells us that everything is well and +[205.200 --> 212.640] placid. When it's furrowed, we begin to notice that perhaps there's some sort of discomfort. +[213.520 --> 221.120] The eyebrows, you know, the arching of the eyebrows is our exclamation point. Doing that +[221.760 --> 229.840] eyebrow flash when we see someone we recognize and we go, hey, how are you? The globella, this little +[229.920 --> 238.160] area between the eyes. Someone says something we don't like and we might squint at them and look at +[238.160 --> 247.760] them as scans. The nose, do we wrinkle our nose upward? We do that bunny nose. At about three months +[247.760 --> 253.600] of age, babies are already doing this when they don't like something they're being offered. +[253.600 --> 259.760] And then there's the lips which convey so much information. Maybe as often as the eyes, +[259.760 --> 269.280] I'm asked about smiles. We have the social smile. The interested smile. +[272.560 --> 282.560] A curious smile. We have little secretive smiles that we might give to someone that we're +[282.560 --> 289.920] interested in. There is so much to our mouths. It's so expressive. But starting at a very young +[289.920 --> 297.600] age, we're already focusing on these things. You may not notice, for instance, the pupils, +[297.600 --> 304.560] whether they're wide or narrowed. But subconsciously, your brain is assessing this information. +[304.560 --> 312.080] There's just so much there. So we never stop communicating with our faces. It is something that is +[312.080 --> 318.800] always telegraphing our emotions and our sentiments and sometimes even our desires. +[323.520 --> 330.480] One of the things that was startling to me when studying faces was what I had been picking up +[331.120 --> 341.200] for decades. When I look back on a lone ranger watching the movies of Zorro or even Batman and Robin, +[341.200 --> 347.280] one of the things you notice is all these good guys were wearing masks that covered the eyes. +[347.920 --> 356.240] But the bad guys always covered their mouths. So the bank robbers would wear a bandana and just pull +[356.240 --> 363.440] it over their faces. Undoubtedly, we are being affected by the fact that we cannot see the full face. +[364.160 --> 373.040] I mean, we first had reporting of this right after World War I where we saw the horrors of that war +[373.040 --> 381.040] and soldiers who had their faces somehow ameliorated they had to wear these masks. And even with +[381.040 --> 388.800] masks, they still were not being received well into society. And so there has always been something +[388.800 --> 394.560] unsettling about not being able to see the full face. And I think it has to do with the fact that +[394.560 --> 403.280] we get so much information from there. But even with masks, we can still communicate with each other. +[403.280 --> 410.240] We can still understand what people are trying to say. And you can pick up above the line of the +[410.240 --> 418.560] mask. Look at this clip. Notice that even though they're wearing a mask, we can still see the +[418.560 --> 426.320] emotions behind that mask. We can still decode that face. Now, obviously, you're not going to see +[426.320 --> 434.000] lip compression. But with some people, you really see it both in the forehead and in the globela +[434.000 --> 440.160] region of the eyes. And then, of course, in the orbits of the eyes, there's a lot of squinting. +[440.160 --> 445.040] So for some people, it doesn't matter that you can't see their mouth. You'll certainly see it +[445.040 --> 450.960] in their face. But, you know, the rest of the body is transmitting information. If we can't see +[450.960 --> 458.640] the full face, where can we go? The neck, the shoulders, right? The hands, the fingers, the thumbs +[458.800 --> 465.680] in particular, right? So when we emphasize the fingers are wide, when we lack emphasis, our fingers +[465.680 --> 472.400] come together. Even our feet communicate sentiment. So we have to redirect where we're getting +[472.400 --> 479.120] information. But always remember that from the time we're born, we're looking at the face for +[479.120 --> 484.880] that information. We just have to be patient with ourselves and know that there's still information +[484.880 --> 488.080] out there. We may just have to get it from other parts of the body. +[492.080 --> 498.960] A lot of us now are doing these video conferences, Zoom, Google Meet, and so forth. +[498.960 --> 506.560] And the visual range has changed completely. Because now, we're only seeing maybe from the chest +[506.560 --> 512.400] up. Maybe we're only seeing the face. One of the things we know is that in face-to-face meetings, +[512.400 --> 519.360] this tends to be on a subconscious level very aggressive. So directly looking at another person, +[519.360 --> 525.760] as I am now, directly looking at the lens, is actually creating discomfort that we actually +[525.760 --> 532.560] get greater comfort when we turn slightly. It makes the other person relax. And one of the mistakes +[532.560 --> 539.520] that I'm finding on Zoom calls and Google Meet and other environments is this very direct intense +[539.600 --> 547.200] look at the lens. So one of the things that you can try next time you're on a video call is +[547.200 --> 554.800] angle yourself and see if you find that more comfortable. See if it's more relaxed. See if in +[554.800 --> 560.000] doing that behavior that the other person then does the same thing. They feel a little bit more +[560.000 --> 565.680] relaxed. Maybe they lean back a little bit more. One of the things that I teach is that +[565.680 --> 577.200] synchrony is harmony. So the more that I can get the other party to relax, to mirror my behaviors, +[577.200 --> 585.520] the more I know that we are in synchrony. And that's powerful because we are both engaging each +[585.520 --> 598.240] other at a conscious and at a subconscious level. So about 30 years ago, while still working for +[598.240 --> 605.200] the FBI and conducting thousands of interviews, I began to notice that there were times when I would +[605.200 --> 612.800] look at a face and there was just something odd about it. I couldn't quite pinpoint what I was +[613.760 --> 621.600] seeing. And so I began to think about the concept of chirality. And chirality usually in chemistry +[621.600 --> 628.080] means that when you fold something over, it looks like it's going to fold over perfectly, but in fact, +[628.080 --> 635.120] it doesn't. And that's what I found with faces. Sometimes when someone presents in a way that they're +[635.120 --> 645.280] difficult to interpret, it's because their faces are actually showing two emotions, one on the left +[645.280 --> 650.640] and one on the right. And if you divide the face in half and just cover one half of the face, +[650.640 --> 657.360] you'll be able to more clearly see what that specific emotion is. Take a look at these photographs. +[657.600 --> 666.240] Now, these photographs are taken during emotionally charged moments. And when you first see the face, +[666.960 --> 673.360] you may look at it and say, well, there's something going on there. But it's not till you cover +[673.360 --> 682.480] perfectly one half and then cover the other half that you begin to see the real gross differences. +[683.440 --> 691.440] Normally, when we feel an emotion, we see it fully on both sides of the face. But because we don't +[691.440 --> 698.560] see the full emotion on the whole face, that's something that we need to focus on and determine why, +[698.560 --> 700.960] because something isn't right. +[701.680 --> 714.400] Why do we focus so much on the face? We focus on the face because of necessity, because through +[714.400 --> 723.840] our faces, we can show that we care. Through our faces, we can validate what others are going through. +[724.560 --> 732.240] And so, by studying the faces of others, we gain understanding about ourselves, realizing that +[732.240 --> 738.800] our body language will affect others positively. And that's why we study non-verbals. +[738.800 --> 745.760] We study non-verbals because it benefits us, but it also benefits others. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_VRJzvJ5XPQI.txt b/transcript/podcast_VRJzvJ5XPQI.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fc7376a21244a040025f60ba6964a54386511ff0 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_VRJzvJ5XPQI.txt @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +[0.000 --> 7.000] People that are supremely confident, when they enter the room, they feel comfortable in that room. +[7.000 --> 16.000] They don't hesitate to look around. Their gestures are smooth, but they're very broad. +[16.000 --> 22.000] And that has to do with confidence. And for a lot of people, this is very difficult. +[22.000 --> 34.000] I remember the great actress, Ellen Maren, saying one of the most difficult things to learn as an actress is how to walk onto a scene. +[34.000 --> 49.000] I've thought about that even in my career, how early on the difficulty of mastering that, how do you walk onto a crime scene, how do you walk into the public and demonstrate that I am confident and so forth. +[49.000 --> 57.000] We can all work a little bit on our non-verbal, so we come across as more confident. +[61.000 --> 75.000] When we talk about confidence, it's so many things. It has to do with our posture, the way we present, how we look, where is our chin, where are the eyes looking and gazing. +[76.000 --> 85.000] Our gestures are loose, but they're smoother. As we walk about, we walk as though we are on a mission. +[85.000 --> 92.000] I'm walking out to shake your hand, or I'm walking out to a podium, or I'm walking to where I'm going to sit. +[92.000 --> 101.000] So the less confident we are, the less eye contact we make, the less confident we are, the more reluctant we are to look about. +[101.000 --> 116.000] When I look at someone I admire, like Colin Powell, when he walks onto a stage, even before he speaks, he has total command of the room, and he does that, because he brings two things into this equation. +[116.000 --> 126.000] One is a tremendous amount of knowledge and experience. Plus, he has shaped and defined himself into a statesman. +[126.000 --> 131.000] We have to think of America as a family, where every member of the family cares about every other member of the family. +[131.000 --> 140.000] I think sometimes people mistake machismo or theatrical displays of power as confidence. +[140.000 --> 150.000] Confidence can be very quiet, Jane Goodall. Here's this ethylogist, very meek, very mild, and yet wherever she goes, she commands the room. +[150.000 --> 161.000] One of the things you notice is they sort of have this command of themselves, and in doing so, that command transmits outward. +[161.000 --> 168.000] The other thing that confident people realize is the temporal aspect of leadership. +[168.000 --> 174.000] If you're in charge, you're in charge of time. I'm going to take my time to walk out. +[174.000 --> 182.000] I'm going to take my time to answer your question. I will answer it in the pace, manner, and tone that I choose. +[182.000 --> 190.000] And in doing that, we are demonstrating that we are confident and in control. +[190.000 --> 197.000] Where do we get that confident voice? Where do we get those confident gestures? +[197.000 --> 202.000] This is what's called socialization. We notice the principle who acts this way. +[202.000 --> 212.000] We like this leader because of this or that trait. So I try to model their behaviors and say, this is a shortcut. +[212.000 --> 217.000] And if I have to work on my vocabulary, that's what high status people do. +[217.000 --> 224.000] If I have to change my gestures to fit in in this society, and then that's what I'm going to have to do. +[224.000 --> 234.000] That doesn't mean it changes me completely. It just means that this is what is required of me, and this is what I want to achieve at this moment in time. +[234.000 --> 246.000] I think of Carrie Grant. Here's an individual born in the UK, grew up very poor. And as he said in his biography, I became Carrie Grant. +[246.000 --> 252.000] I adopted all the behaviors that I saw from high status individuals. +[252.000 --> 255.000] Just think about that, but make up your mind. +[255.000 --> 272.000] And it is difficult to prescribe this, but one of the easiest things that we can do, if you're a woman, maybe you want to model yourself on the actress Kate Blanchett or some other actor and say, you know, when they're being interviewed, how do they look? +[272.000 --> 278.000] They look so confident. They look interesting. They have such a command presence. +[278.000 --> 290.000] You know, we're not born this way. These are things that we have to develop and say, how do I want to be perceived? And what can I do to achieve that? +[290.000 --> 298.000] Are there better behaviors that you can do? Here's a simple one. How many of you, somebody says, where they go and you go like this? +[298.000 --> 306.000] And as it turns out, this is one of the most hated signs around the world. And yet, if we just go like this, he went that way. +[306.000 --> 317.000] We're already perceived differently. Little things. I tell the story often of when I first came into law enforcement, they said, well, you know, you've got to get out there and make some arrests. +[317.000 --> 321.000] The first time I went out there and my voice just went really high. +[321.000 --> 332.000] Stop your under arrest. That sounds horrible. And you have to work at having that command presence where you say, stop right there. +[332.000 --> 338.000] Don't move. That's almost theatrical. Yeah, but it's what is needed. +[340.000 --> 347.000] So let's do this exercise. I want you to say, no, just go ahead, say it out loud. +[347.000 --> 356.000] All right, now let's do it right. Say it as I say it. No, no, no. +[356.000 --> 363.000] Do you see the difference between the way you said it and this way? Did you notice that your voice kept getting deeper? +[363.000 --> 374.000] But did you also notice that the fingers became wider and wider? The more confident you became, the wider your fingers were spreading. +[374.000 --> 381.000] There's a big difference between saying, no, stop and going, no, stop. +[381.000 --> 392.000] This potentiates the message. But to get to this, we actually have to practice it. So let's do it again. No. +[392.000 --> 396.000] Now go out there and teach your children how to do that. +[396.000 --> 399.000] I love sometimes selfies in the mirror. +[399.000 --> 404.000] One of my pet peeves is what we hear every day with what's called uptalk. +[404.000 --> 411.000] Uptalk is where someone says something and then they end making it sound like a question mark. +[411.000 --> 417.000] So it sounds like this. Four score and seven years ago, four score and seven years ago. +[417.000 --> 427.000] Our fathers brought forth on this continent. Our fathers brought forth upon this continent, a new nation. +[427.000 --> 437.000] My company has done research on this and we've asked CEOs and we've asked executives and some will say, well, you know, I've gotten used to it and so forth. +[437.000 --> 442.000] But when we ask them, does it really matter? They also, yeah, we'd rather not see it. +[442.000 --> 453.000] I get pushed back from people that say, well, you know, this is just the way that I speak and no doubt. But don't expect the same results. +[453.000 --> 464.000] We choose to go to the moon and disdicate and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. +[464.000 --> 472.000] Because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills. +[473.000 --> 479.000] The cadence in our speech is extremely powerful for a couple of reasons. +[479.000 --> 489.000] One, we know that when people machine gun a statement, when they talk very fast, we are less likely to listen to them over a long period of time. +[489.000 --> 497.000] But when we talk in cadence, we are sort of held still listening to what will come next. +[497.000 --> 503.000] And I'll give you an example from that great speech Martin Luther King gave. +[503.000 --> 507.000] As you notice with the cadence, I have a dream. +[507.000 --> 508.000] I have a dream. +[508.000 --> 511.000] And then he pauses that one day. +[511.000 --> 514.000] And then he goes on. +[514.000 --> 517.000] And Churchill used the same thing. +[518.000 --> 524.000] Churchill's notes literally would create spaces for how long he would pause. +[524.000 --> 534.000] From stepping in the Baltic to triest in the Adriatic, and iron curtain has descended across the continent. +[534.000 --> 538.000] These pauses make people listen. +[538.000 --> 546.000] And one of the things that we teach is if you want people to listen to you, use cadence to get their attention, +[546.000 --> 552.000] hold their attention, but then look forward to what that next set of words will be. +[552.000 --> 557.000] It lets them know, at a subconscious level, this is the person in charge. +[557.000 --> 567.000] And we know that they're in charge because they have temporal control over this. They're not in a hurry. +[568.000 --> 577.000] So a lot of times people say to me, well, does confidence look like chest out, shoulders back, chin up? +[577.000 --> 579.000] Yeah, that looks pretty good. +[579.000 --> 584.000] But a lot of times, confidence is just sitting comfortably in a chair. +[584.000 --> 589.000] And that may have more to do with how much space you control. +[589.000 --> 592.000] It may have to do with the gestures that you use. +[592.000 --> 596.000] You probably notice that I use a lot of steepling. +[596.000 --> 600.000] I tend to interlace my fingers and so forth. +[600.000 --> 610.000] These are gestures that contribute to that communication that I'm trying to get across, that I am confident about what I'm talking about. +[610.000 --> 617.000] So it's not just about puffing your chest out, or certainly not about talking louder or anything. +[617.000 --> 625.000] It's about controlling my environment, but making sure that what I'm transmitting at all times is confidence. +[625.000 --> 631.000] And that means I'm prepared. I'm ready to answer. I'm going to answer you now. I'm going to answer you effectively. +[631.000 --> 634.000] And I'm going to make sure that you understand what I said. +[634.000 --> 638.000] I'm here to convey. I'm not here to convince. +[638.000 --> 644.000] A lot of times people who are lacking confidence are trying to convince you of something. +[644.000 --> 649.000] If I'm confident, I just say it once. It's this way and that's it. +[649.000 --> 656.000] I convey the information rather than sit there and try to beat it into you by repeating it 10 different ways. +[656.000 --> 660.000] Compare the gestures I'm about to do. +[660.000 --> 663.000] It's about temporal movement controlling time. +[663.000 --> 668.000] So the person in charge has the time to look up at their own pace. +[668.000 --> 673.000] The gestures are smooth. There's no hesitation. There's no quick movements. +[673.000 --> 678.000] There's no jitteriness. There doesn't have to be. I'm in charge. +[678.000 --> 686.000] When I feel less confident, I feel like I have to be in a hurry that I've got to look up and I've got to answer right away. +[686.000 --> 691.000] And there's a lot of preening behaviors and these are detracting from me. +[691.000 --> 700.000] I was really shy a few years ago. Probably this is changing a little bit. +[700.000 --> 705.000] People are horrified to speak in public. I used to be horrified to speak in public. +[705.000 --> 708.000] I still get nervous to speak in public. +[708.000 --> 713.000] But here are some tricks I found that you might find useful. +[713.000 --> 719.000] The first one is don't hesitate ever to say, you know what? This is scary. +[719.000 --> 722.000] Be honest with yourself. This is unnatural. +[722.000 --> 729.000] Number two, take refuge in knowing that if I sit down and study this material, +[729.000 --> 732.000] I will know it better than my audience. +[732.000 --> 735.000] The third thing I always do is I rehearse. +[735.000 --> 741.000] It really helps so that the first time you hear it in a forum, it doesn't scare you. +[741.000 --> 746.000] When it's time to do the presentation, one of the things I like to do is to warm up. +[746.000 --> 754.000] I find a good solid wall and I will just lean into it like I'm holding this wall up, +[754.000 --> 758.000] pressing against it just as if I were doing a push-up. +[758.000 --> 763.000] One of the things that that does is it releases a lot of muscular tension +[763.000 --> 768.000] and because I'm doing it very wide, it makes me feel more powerful +[768.000 --> 773.000] and I need to walk on that stage as though it's mine. +[773.000 --> 779.000] With full confidence, it is only then that I look at my audience. +[779.000 --> 784.000] Let's take a second to get myself together and to begin. +[784.000 --> 789.000] With practice, obviously you're going to get better and better and better. +[793.000 --> 798.000] Let's face it, people are not born confident. They're just not. +[798.000 --> 803.000] We can become confident with the assistance of our parents who encourage us. +[803.000 --> 807.000] We can become confident through our own achievements. +[807.000 --> 813.000] We can become confident by going beyond our boundaries, +[813.000 --> 818.000] but confidence is something that we can grow, we can nurture. +[818.000 --> 822.000] I have seen people in wheelchairs that are supremely confident. +[822.000 --> 828.000] I have seen elderly people in their 90s who are very confident. +[828.000 --> 833.000] I've seen children who are holding a violin with such confidence. +[833.000 --> 838.000] If you want to be confident, know your material, know the information, +[838.000 --> 845.000] hone that skill, work at it, have that mastery of things and of self, +[845.000 --> 852.000] and that's how you will come across as confident, no matter what your station in life is. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_W3P3rT0j2gQ.txt b/transcript/podcast_W3P3rT0j2gQ.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5530973d6a4cca5b3c01ae722f0d173363bc925e --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_W3P3rT0j2gQ.txt @@ -0,0 +1,168 @@ +[0.000 --> 24.800] I'm Lynn Franklin. I have one question for you. How would you like to be a mind reader? +[24.800 --> 30.800] Because part of me is thinking, I bet your mind is thinking, that's not going to happen. +[30.800 --> 38.800] Here's the truth. People's brains process information, they think in three different ways. +[38.800 --> 43.800] And their body language will tell you all day long what their primary style is. +[43.800 --> 47.800] You just need to know what to look for and what to do when you see it. +[47.800 --> 53.800] And it's not one of those where she's leaning back her arms across, she's frowning, so she must be unhappy. +[53.800 --> 65.800] It's actually understanding how their brains work and then presenting your information in a way that people can see it, hear it, and feel it. +[65.800 --> 69.800] And increase the chances that they'll say yes to whatever you're proposing. +[69.800 --> 74.800] And also decrease the chances that you'll do something stupid. Like this. +[74.800 --> 80.800] Back in my 20s before I knew any of this stuff, I had a client who was a corporate controller. +[80.800 --> 85.800] And he would sit across from me in meetings and he was always looking down with the occasional glance up. +[85.800 --> 91.800] And I thought, okay, well he's a numbers guy. He just feels comfortable looking at the numbers. +[91.800 --> 97.800] And then his time went on, I thought, well, you know, he's just socially inept and he doesn't know how to give me eye contact. +[97.800 --> 103.800] And finally, because I was young and stupid, I thought, every time he's looking up, he's looking at my chest and I'm offended. +[103.800 --> 108.800] And there was one point I actually went a meeting and went, excuse me, I'm up here. +[108.800 --> 113.800] Ooh, yeah, talk about judgmental. Here's the scoop. +[113.800 --> 118.800] This guy's brain worked in a way that he was never going to give me eye contact. +[118.800 --> 125.800] And no matter how many times I modeled the behavior I wanted him to use, all that did was make both of us feel uncomfortable. +[125.800 --> 131.800] So how can you tell? How can you read people's body language to read your minds? +[131.800 --> 137.800] We're going to show you right now. And that means I'm going to bring out our first body language model, James. +[137.800 --> 147.800] Thank you, James. James represents 75% of the world. +[147.800 --> 155.800] You didn't notice about James, but James is a looker. +[155.800 --> 162.800] What that means is that James's brain thinks in pictures and images, in pictures and images. +[162.800 --> 166.800] And here's how we can tell that James is a looker from his body language. +[166.800 --> 175.800] First thing, he stands up tall, he has good posture. Second, he's dressed well because appearance is important to lookers. +[175.800 --> 180.800] The next thing you'll notice about James is that he holds a little stress in his shoulders, lift up your shoulders a little bit. +[180.800 --> 183.800] Yeah, keeps his whole distress there. +[183.800 --> 191.800] Next thing, you'll notice he has wrinkles in his forehead because James looks up when he remembers something he has seen +[191.800 --> 194.800] and he looks up more often than most of us do. +[194.800 --> 199.800] Next thing you'll notice about James is that he has thin lips, suck them in. +[199.800 --> 205.800] And this is a chicken and egg thing. We're not quite sure why lookers have thin lips, but most of them do. +[205.800 --> 210.800] And the other thing about lookers is they give you lots of eye contact. Look at him, look at him, look at him. +[210.800 --> 214.800] All of them. Look at all of them. Thanks, James. +[214.800 --> 217.800] Thank you. +[218.800 --> 225.800] Okay, now that you know that James is a looker, here are the two things you do to build rapport with him. +[225.800 --> 235.800] The first is that you give him lots of eye contact because he literally believes if you do not look at him, you are not paying attention to him and you are ignoring him. +[235.800 --> 242.800] The second thing you do with lookers is you give them words that have a visual component to it. +[242.800 --> 248.800] You see what you mean or look at this or let's picture working together this way. +[248.800 --> 253.800] So you use the type of language that is going on in James's brain. +[253.800 --> 257.800] Those are lookers, 75% of people in the world. +[257.800 --> 266.800] Our next body language model is March and March represents 20% of the people in the world. +[266.800 --> 273.800] March is a listener. +[273.800 --> 280.800] What this means is that March's brain thinks in words and sounds. +[280.800 --> 284.800] And this is the body language that you will see in a listener. +[284.800 --> 290.800] First, March not as well dressed as James because appearance is not as important to her. +[290.800 --> 293.800] Sorry, March. +[294.800 --> 302.800] Next, March has a tendency to look down into the left because that's where you look when you are remembering something you have heard. +[302.800 --> 308.800] Next thing you notice about March is that a lot of times she will put her head in her hand. +[308.800 --> 310.800] It's called telephone posture. +[310.800 --> 316.800] Other things you'll notice about March is that she has a tendency to mumble to herself. +[316.800 --> 319.800] Go ahead mumble. +[320.800 --> 328.800] And it's not that she's crazy is that she thinks in words and sounds so she's really literally talking to herself. +[328.800 --> 335.800] Another thing you notice about March, yep, she's the pen clicker and the banger on the table. +[335.800 --> 338.800] These are listeners, 25% of the people in the world. +[338.800 --> 343.800] Thanks, March. +[343.800 --> 345.800] You want to appeal to listeners. +[345.800 --> 346.800] You do two things. +[346.800 --> 350.800] First thing, you do not give them lots of eye contact, it freaks them out. +[350.800 --> 354.800] That's exactly what was going on with that corporate controller. +[354.800 --> 356.800] So what you do is with that. +[356.800 --> 358.800] When they're speaking, you look at them and then you look away. +[358.800 --> 361.800] And when you're speaking, you look at them and then look away. +[361.800 --> 367.800] The second thing you do with listeners is that you use words that are auditory. +[367.800 --> 369.800] That sounds good to me. +[369.800 --> 371.800] Or let's talk this over. +[371.800 --> 375.800] That's the type of language their brain uses so you're using that to appeal with them. +[375.800 --> 378.800] Listeners, 20% of the people in the world. +[378.800 --> 382.800] And our final body language model is Marina. +[382.800 --> 385.800] And Marina represents 5% of the people in the world. +[385.800 --> 387.800] Give a round of applause. +[391.800 --> 394.800] Marina is a toucher. +[394.800 --> 396.800] Now what you think. +[396.800 --> 403.800] What that means is that Marina's brain thinks in feelings and tactily. +[403.800 --> 408.800] And here's the kind of body language you will see in a toucher. +[408.800 --> 412.800] First thing and the biggest talent touchers is whether they've ever met you before in their lives. +[412.800 --> 415.800] They are ready to hug you. +[415.800 --> 423.800] Second thing you'll notice about touchers is that they are dressed for comfort rather than style. +[424.800 --> 430.800] Next thing is that they have full lips, and big lips. +[430.800 --> 432.800] Same thing. +[432.800 --> 433.800] I know. +[433.800 --> 435.800] Touchers have full lips. +[435.800 --> 440.800] Next thing you'll notice about touchers is that they have a tendency to lean in +[440.800 --> 445.800] because they're trying to decrease the amount of physical space between you and them and build rapport that way. +[445.800 --> 451.800] Touchers also have a tendency to reach out and touch your arm when they're in conversation with you. +[452.800 --> 458.800] And touchers also have a tendency to look down because that's where you look when you're remembering something you have felt. +[458.800 --> 460.800] Thanks Marina. +[465.800 --> 468.800] Alright, you want to build rapport with touchers 5% of the people in the world? +[468.800 --> 469.800] Here are the two things you do. +[469.800 --> 473.800] If you feel comfortable, let them touch you. +[474.800 --> 476.800] Appropriately please. +[477.800 --> 483.800] But if you don't feel comfortable because a lot of us, if you've never met somebody before and they're ready to give you a bear hug, +[483.800 --> 485.800] you know, the last thing you want to do is go, +[485.800 --> 490.800] because we've all done that and it does not build rapport. +[490.800 --> 494.800] So if a toucher is coming at you and you don't feel comfortable, stick your hand out. +[494.800 --> 496.800] Give these people a point of contact with you. +[496.800 --> 498.800] That's what they're looking for. +[498.800 --> 505.800] The second thing you do with touchers is you use language that either has a feeling to it or is tactile. +[506.800 --> 509.800] So I want to hear how you're feeling about this. +[509.800 --> 512.800] Let's get in touch. Reach out and tell me what you think. +[512.800 --> 520.800] That's the kind of language that appeals to touchers, people who process information in feelings and tactily. +[520.800 --> 522.800] So I'm going to read your mind again and you're probably thinking, +[522.800 --> 524.800] so which one of these three am I? +[524.800 --> 526.800] Let's figure that out right now. +[526.800 --> 532.800] What I want you to do is close your eyes and remember an important memory. +[532.800 --> 536.800] Now this could be something from your childhood, maybe your 10th birthday party. +[536.800 --> 538.800] It could be something that happened to you last week. +[538.800 --> 541.800] So an important memory. +[541.800 --> 544.800] Now I want you to pay attention to how you're remembering it. +[544.800 --> 550.800] Are you remembering it like a movie or a series of pictures and images? +[550.800 --> 555.800] Are you remembering it by hearing what people said or describing what happened? +[555.800 --> 561.800] Or are you remembering it how you felt or how things felt to you? +[562.800 --> 563.800] Okay, open up your eyes. +[563.800 --> 565.800] How many of you remembered it like a movie? +[565.800 --> 567.800] Right, most of you. +[567.800 --> 571.800] How many of you are describing it to yourself remembering what people said? +[571.800 --> 573.800] Right, listeners. +[573.800 --> 577.800] And finally, how many of you remember how you felt or how things felt to you? +[577.800 --> 580.800] Right, now you know who you are. That's the good news. +[580.800 --> 582.800] Here's the bad news. +[582.800 --> 586.800] You're going to treat everybody else as though they think the same way. +[587.800 --> 591.800] And you've already seen how awful that can be when you're working with a corporate controller +[591.800 --> 594.800] who has a different way of thinking. +[594.800 --> 597.800] Here's my invitation to you. +[597.800 --> 601.800] I want you to start paying attention to other people's body language, +[601.800 --> 605.800] to figure out how they think. +[605.800 --> 608.800] Because here's the magic part of it. +[608.800 --> 612.800] Once you start presenting your ideas in a way that they get them, +[612.800 --> 615.800] they will say yes to you more often. +[615.800 --> 617.800] But here's the scoop too. +[617.800 --> 621.800] I'm not asking you to become somebody else. +[621.800 --> 624.800] Because you can't change how your brain works. +[624.800 --> 625.800] It's true. +[625.800 --> 627.800] You think in all three ways, +[627.800 --> 629.800] but just the way you have a dominant hand, +[629.800 --> 631.800] you have a dominant style. +[631.800 --> 632.800] You can't change that. +[632.800 --> 636.800] But what you can do is accommodate your language, +[636.800 --> 638.800] both body and verbal, +[638.800 --> 641.800] with the people you're with in order to build rapport, +[641.800 --> 645.800] which allows you to reach the full spectrum of people that you're hanging out with. +[645.800 --> 648.800] And here's the other magic thing. +[648.800 --> 652.800] You don't even have to be in somebody's presence to figure out how their brains work. +[652.800 --> 653.800] Interested? +[653.800 --> 654.800] Right. +[654.800 --> 659.800] All you need to do is listen to or look at the words they're using. +[659.800 --> 662.800] So if you're in a film conversation, listen for the words. +[662.800 --> 664.800] If you're reading an email, look at the words. +[664.800 --> 667.800] People who are lookers will use more visual language. +[667.800 --> 670.800] People who are listeners will use more auditory words. +[670.800 --> 673.800] And people who are touchers will use more feeling and kinesthetic words. +[673.800 --> 676.800] You don't have to be in that same space to know who they are. +[676.800 --> 677.800] So here's my challenge to you. +[677.800 --> 681.800] Go back and read some of the emails that you have sent. +[681.800 --> 684.800] And you will notice now that you know who you are, +[684.800 --> 686.800] the kind of language that you're using. +[686.800 --> 687.800] And it'll back that up. +[687.800 --> 689.800] It happens with everybody. +[689.800 --> 691.800] So ten minutes ago, +[691.800 --> 694.800] you didn't think you could read people's body language to read their minds. +[694.800 --> 696.800] And now you know what to do. +[696.800 --> 699.800] So practice this stuff on the people at home, +[699.800 --> 700.800] the people at work. +[700.800 --> 702.800] And when you do this, +[702.800 --> 706.800] and when you use these tools to build rapport with all kinds of different people, +[706.800 --> 709.800] you'll become the most persuasive person in the room. +[709.800 --> 710.800] Thank you. +[710.800 --> 711.800] Thank you. +[711.800 --> 713.800] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_YrMiKxPV_Ig.txt b/transcript/podcast_YrMiKxPV_Ig.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f803d66648cc0316b87cf013d28b36c5952c50e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_YrMiKxPV_Ig.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1096 @@ +[0.000 --> 3.840] This is a problem with relationships. Everybody has a different version of what a relationship is. +[3.840 --> 8.720] And a lot of conflict comes from when two people have different ideas of what a relationship should look like. +[8.720 --> 13.360] My uncle gave me this test and without fail, it is predicted every divorce. +[13.360 --> 13.840] What is it? +[13.840 --> 19.040] The test was so simple. It was like, that is a huge red flag. +[19.040 --> 23.200] The best paradigm for Gates is storytelling. Never questions. +[23.200 --> 27.200] So as soon as you get in the table, not just like, hey, are you? It's just like, the craziest thing just happened. +[27.200 --> 33.440] You were on a double date with your wife and you met somebody for the first time at the end. +[33.440 --> 37.120] You were like, they're cheating on their partner. How did you come to that conclusion? +[37.120 --> 38.240] There was two things. One. +[46.320 --> 51.520] I want to start with how I can improve my ability to read non-verbal cues. +[52.000 --> 54.000] Yeah. Okay. That's a process. +[54.000 --> 59.680] All right. So it starts with evaluating how you process behavior as it is. +[59.680 --> 62.960] So it starts with your default approach. So the problem is this. +[62.960 --> 67.120] We go down through life. We have this like neural net in our head. +[67.120 --> 70.880] And it's based on all past model of all the interactions that we've had. +[70.880 --> 76.560] And the truth is you have to understand how much you're wrong before you can improve the accuracy of what you're right on. +[76.640 --> 84.320] So there's a lot of like pop science stuff or cultural biases or just experiences in your life that shifted the way that you view things. +[84.320 --> 86.720] And the first is acknowledging all of that. +[86.720 --> 90.000] It's like the first step, which is a pretty robust process, which I'll talk about. +[90.640 --> 94.880] It's really looking at your perspective for life and how you view social interactions. +[94.880 --> 98.800] And then after that, it's increasing your behavioral awareness. +[98.800 --> 105.280] So this is just the ability to notice and pay attention to the shifts and the variation in somebody's behavior. +[105.360 --> 109.280] And understand in real time the meaning you're deriving from it. +[109.280 --> 114.400] So the truth is a lot of people, using bodily language experts will look at someone's behavior and be like, +[114.400 --> 118.160] oh, like this, this means this and this means that that's not really what you're doing. +[118.160 --> 121.360] I think it's more about noticing than making meaning out of. +[121.360 --> 125.840] So just like noticing. So for example, like noticing that the way that you're nodding your head in me right now, +[125.840 --> 128.320] that is a facet of social coordination. +[128.320 --> 131.120] You're showing me that you're listening to what I'm saying. +[131.120 --> 134.000] It doesn't mean that you're quote unquote interested. +[134.000 --> 138.400] But if we really looked at your head nods over the course of like a six month period, +[138.400 --> 143.840] we could find out when you're genuinely or probably really interested in something, +[143.840 --> 147.920] when you're just socially coordinating because you're going to shake my head because this is interesting. +[147.920 --> 152.320] So it's a multi-step process, but it really starts with confronting all your biases. +[152.320 --> 157.120] That's fascinating. How does it work in terms of cues I might misread then? +[157.440 --> 164.240] Because if I don't have knowledge of myself or baseline of sort of how I'm approaching things, +[164.240 --> 168.720] and I'm just meeting you for the first time, how can I deal with that situation? +[168.720 --> 173.040] Where are there obvious things I can do? What are the things that are more likely to misinterpret? +[173.760 --> 179.200] I think people are... So first you have to understand where you are on this threshold of, +[179.200 --> 184.080] I call it, literals and contextual. So there are certain people that... +[184.160 --> 188.080] I can say these things three ways. I can say, Shane, how are you? I can say, Shane, +[188.720 --> 194.160] how are you? I can say, Shane, how are you? There are people out there that see no difference +[194.160 --> 198.640] between those three things. They're all just Shane, how are you? And there's other people that +[198.640 --> 203.760] over contextualize or try to extract more value from the tonal shifts in what I'm saying. +[203.760 --> 209.360] And the truth is most people over contextualize certain things. So for example, I'm someone who, +[209.360 --> 213.120] like on my team, there's a rule that no one could give me a one word response. +[213.200 --> 217.920] So no one could ever say yes or no. It has to be like, yes, emoji, yes, gift or something like that, +[217.920 --> 222.240] because I think someone's mad at me when they just say yes. That's my own weird cultural type of +[222.240 --> 227.760] thing where you get that passive aggressive, like sure. Yeah, I'm like sure what? Like I can't stand +[227.760 --> 232.560] that stuff. And I don't know why, but I have to know that first. So there's behavioral signs of this +[232.560 --> 237.360] as well. So you'll have people like watch videos of like a 20-second interaction and they'll say, +[237.360 --> 241.360] oh, this person doesn't like them. And I'm like, well, why do you say that? I'm not really sure. I'm +[241.360 --> 245.840] you break down second by second by second. And they go like, oh, I think it's the way that they're +[245.840 --> 251.760] smiling. Or I think most people don't know how they're coming up with these perceptions. They don't +[251.760 --> 256.000] really understand the origins of it. And when you break it down systematically and they start to +[256.000 --> 261.200] see it, they get to understand a little bit more depth. So the true work is video work, looking at +[261.200 --> 266.400] videos and understanding what's going on with those. How does trust form between people? +[267.360 --> 273.440] Because it has a large indication that the nonverbal and also the verbal cues that we get from +[273.440 --> 279.040] other people. And I'm thinking specifically meeting somebody and forming trust with them in person +[279.040 --> 284.320] where you're getting a three-dimensional view of them. But now Zoom, right? It's very common to +[284.320 --> 288.720] meet new colleagues over Zoom and not in person. And you have to form a trust relationship with +[288.800 --> 296.960] each other. And maybe there's less detail in those interactions. How do we look for signs that +[296.960 --> 303.200] somebody might be untrustworthy? And conversely, how do we convey a trustworthiness to other people +[303.200 --> 310.080] through these interactions? That's a great question. Okay. So trust from a nonverbal perspective is just, +[310.080 --> 316.560] you could think of behaviors on a bell curve distribution. Right? So certain people are going to +[316.560 --> 322.240] act in certain ways that are not in alignment with how society perceives that behavior to be trustworthy. +[322.240 --> 327.040] So an example of this is eye contact. Right? If all of a sudden your eye contact is constantly +[327.040 --> 330.560] darting all around the space, people have a perception of like, why are they doing that? Like, +[330.560 --> 334.480] what's going on there? But on the other hand, like if you asked me, Blake, what is the most +[334.480 --> 338.400] important moment that happened in your life? And I go, well, the most important moment that happened +[338.400 --> 343.120] in my life, I look at you dead at your eyes when I'm saying that. Look, it looks better when I'm like, +[343.360 --> 349.280] I mean, the most important moment that ever happened in my life, it looks more genuine because it +[349.280 --> 353.760] makes sense that I'm looking away to recall an emotional event and then look back at you. So it's +[353.760 --> 359.440] in alignment with how society perceives things. And that really, in my opinion, is what it's about. +[359.440 --> 366.160] So everybody has their own sort of perceptual lens for what trustworthy behaviors are and aren't. +[366.240 --> 373.120] Right? So for me, I always look to have conversations or do things that are like three standard deviations +[373.120 --> 377.280] to the right of a bell curve. So like, if me and you had a conversation for an hour, we're +[377.280 --> 381.840] bringing up topics that you normally don't have with other people, which is going to create a higher +[381.840 --> 387.360] level of trust between you and you. So I'm looking for more nuanced topics and nuanced areas to draw +[387.360 --> 393.520] that conclusion and then to have the mimicking of my behavior to be associated with the excitement for +[393.520 --> 399.680] those things. So for example, like if me and you had like a very long conversation about your +[399.680 --> 404.320] children, for example, like your children are obviously important to you. If my behavior is just +[404.320 --> 408.720] asking you standard questions and I'm doing all that, but it doesn't actually look like I'm interested. +[408.720 --> 412.640] It's like, uh, something's off here. Like what's this person trying to do? What's this person trying +[412.640 --> 419.440] to get? But the truth is it's different for each person, which is why the puzzle is so fascinating. +[419.520 --> 423.920] Because it's, I mean, I've met with executives that have these weird things that like, oh, I never +[423.920 --> 429.680] trust somebody who walks in the room and doesn't shake my hand first. I'm like, well, okay, so why? +[430.320 --> 433.360] And we look at it and it's like when they were 12 years old, their dad taught them that. +[433.360 --> 439.360] Right. So you got to understand that it's build trust build trust. There's not this like step one, +[439.360 --> 445.920] two, three, four, five, it's way more complex than that. But the first thing is don't be so outside +[445.920 --> 449.600] the bell curve distribution of how someone acts that you're just not trusted from the get go. +[450.160 --> 456.000] And how much do we update our information once we form an opinion with you? Like how much +[456.000 --> 460.400] information would it take to, because I'm not looking for signs anymore, right? Like my brain +[460.400 --> 464.720] shuts down. I'm like, oh, this person's trustworthy. Therefore, I stop looking for it or I say, +[464.720 --> 470.240] this person's not trustworthy. Therefore, that's all I see. And how do we go about changing other +[470.240 --> 475.520] people's perceptions of us and also changing our own or being open to changing our own perception +[475.600 --> 480.720] of other people. So like we have this Bayesian brain and even people that are the most like +[481.520 --> 487.520] think they're the most Bayesian approach when it comes to human behavior, we get lazy and we build +[487.520 --> 492.240] these things and we don't change. And I feel like the only time we're changed is if we're shown +[492.240 --> 497.760] we're really wrong. And that's one of the things that I do a lot. So in like working with executives +[497.760 --> 502.480] and programs and training, I get somebody to make a read or a prediction about someone else's +[502.480 --> 506.640] behavior. And then I show them like, oh, no, you were completely wrong. And they're like really? +[506.640 --> 510.720] And they're like, oh, yeah, this was the reason why they boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And enough +[510.720 --> 516.080] of those wrongs, it gets people to sort of challenge how they're viewing the world. And then you +[516.080 --> 521.600] can start to have the self-growth. But it's not an easy path. Like some people will hold on to their +[521.600 --> 526.880] perceptions. They're like, oh, no. Like I've been doing this thing for 25 years and it's never +[526.880 --> 532.080] got me wrong. All the cognitive and decision making bias stuff that you're famous for gets applied +[532.080 --> 538.000] to behavior every single second of every single day. You did a lot of work with prisoners. +[538.000 --> 543.840] Did you feel safe? Did you feel like you could trust them? Yeah, I never felt. You know, +[544.400 --> 549.760] my friends like background is no way as robust as some people have been doing this for like 30 or +[549.760 --> 557.200] 40 years. But I never felt unsafe in a forensic setting. I just didn't. I view people as like, +[557.200 --> 561.120] most people are still reasonable. And if they're sitting down and talking to me, there's a level +[561.520 --> 568.800] reasonable there. And yeah, I mean, I think I just threw a conversation through looking at my lens +[568.800 --> 574.320] for the world. I used to be scared by people when I was a kid, like a lot of social anxiety, all +[574.320 --> 580.560] that. And there's been so many instances in my life where, you know, even on the street with +[580.560 --> 584.480] somebody that's looking like really tough for on the way here, it's something happened where I was +[584.480 --> 588.400] like, oh, just a person. And I believe through discourse and through conversation, anything could +[588.480 --> 594.640] be settled. I wasn't really, yeah, it's a great question. I can't remember fear. But did you feel +[594.640 --> 599.360] like you could trust these people to give you honest answers? Well, in a forensic setting, like, so +[600.400 --> 605.760] no, so like that's one of the coolest and all forensic psychology. There's a lot of personality +[605.760 --> 612.720] tests, which I'm very anti. But forensics has one, it's built by a process. I think this is +[612.720 --> 617.520] correct. Empirical, keen procedure. So it's really cool. What they basically do is they'll like +[617.520 --> 622.800] ask people that have been diagnosed with like schizophrenia, like 15 or 20 questions. And they find +[622.800 --> 628.560] the patterns that like 99% of people hear voices in like one year or two years or whatever it is. +[628.560 --> 632.720] And then they ask people those same questions that are mullingering. Right. And that's how they +[632.720 --> 636.400] determine whether or not they're lying or not. There's always, and that's why like one of the biggest +[636.400 --> 643.600] tests, I think, still use the MMPI-2 Minnesota multi-phasic personality inventory. It's like 530 questions. +[643.600 --> 649.120] And a lot of the inventory is asking questions in different ways. So you don't remember what you +[649.120 --> 653.280] said on question 26. And that's the point of it. And that's the whole point, right? So there's like +[653.280 --> 658.800] this embedded in these forensic intramacies embedded concept of the person might be lying and we're trying +[658.800 --> 664.480] to figure that out. So I think it's, it's just different. But yeah, but I'm, you know, people lie for +[665.520 --> 670.000] different reasons for shame, for embarrassment. I remember I had to ask this inventory about +[670.560 --> 676.400] sex, like how have they had sex in the past like 12 months, nine months, six months, three months. +[676.400 --> 680.640] And they're in prison and in men population. And when you ask that question, people get like very, +[680.640 --> 684.640] like what'd you say? And like people react in a different way. And it's like it makes total +[684.640 --> 690.400] contextual sense that they would. I'm going to use a very subjective term in terms of like toughest, +[690.400 --> 696.240] your baddest, your most dangerous person. If you had to rank them and categorize them sort of like +[696.240 --> 701.040] by percentile and to less or more dangerous without knowing their background and only having +[701.040 --> 705.920] the information from sort of their answers and their nonverbal cues, how would you go about doing +[705.920 --> 713.200] that? The great question. So I would always focus on massively erratic behavior that worries me +[713.200 --> 718.320] more than anything else. So seeing somebody, seeing like a schizophrenic in a full violent rage +[718.320 --> 723.440] or episode like that, which society thinks it's way more common than it actually is. It's not, +[723.440 --> 728.080] it's like a stigma that these most people walking down the street that you are talking to +[728.080 --> 731.840] themselves just continues to talk to themselves. They don't really hurt anyone. But when somebody has +[731.840 --> 737.120] loop really lost their touch with reality and their violent, I think that's the scariest thing +[737.120 --> 743.040] by far. And that's always like, all right, just watch out. Do you think the biggest +[743.040 --> 748.160] talkers are more dangerous than the silent type? I've always, in my experience, I've always found +[748.240 --> 756.000] the silent types to not be, I, the biggest talkers are the ones that just talk, talk, talk, talk. +[756.560 --> 763.360] And they don't really do much. But the problem with them is that like if that threshold of ego or +[763.360 --> 769.440] disrespect gets violated, I feel like they feel the need to actually assert themselves. But some of +[769.440 --> 774.480] the big tough people are just big and tough. And are they more like a light switch? Yeah. I think +[774.480 --> 777.360] they're more erratic in that regard. Like all of a sudden you say something like what you said, +[777.360 --> 782.480] like it's just, it's quick. Where like some of the bigger, if they want, they'll just, +[783.200 --> 786.800] just lay you out right there. Like it's, they're big. They've got that aggression. They've got +[786.800 --> 796.160] that power. But yeah, I would definitely say that. And also the younger population, like people in +[796.160 --> 804.560] their 20s that are just 25, 26 in prison, it's different. It's a different time for someone versus +[804.560 --> 811.680] 40 or 50 that have had that experience in that lifelong. It's just, it's to completely different +[811.680 --> 815.760] when you've been institutionalized and grown up in that area and understand how to handle yourself +[815.760 --> 820.400] and how to play the game and how to navigate all these things. But I've met some really, really, +[820.400 --> 826.320] really smart people that were like just really ingenious ideas and concepts that came from prison. +[826.320 --> 830.880] Retent to judge people based on their worst choice in some cases, right? Oh, I mean, I am, +[830.960 --> 838.800] that is probably like my advocacy. Like so my foundations will be all for prison reform, +[838.800 --> 847.120] all forgiven people second chances. I believe that society, it's kind of crazy to me that if you +[847.120 --> 853.280] were put in that situation, you might, if you, like people don't understand, you see somebody +[853.280 --> 858.560] commit a horrible crime and they do something horrible. But that person has a story. And if you were +[858.560 --> 863.520] to touch that person and see every step of that story, most people would be like, I'd probably +[863.520 --> 868.240] commit that crime too. And there's just this massive fallacy that people are like, well, no, I, +[868.240 --> 873.680] no, you grew up in a completely different world and a completely different context. So be careful +[873.680 --> 879.360] with that whenever I see somebody who does something that I think is not something I would do, +[879.360 --> 884.720] I always ask myself, what would the world have to look like for me for that to be my default +[884.800 --> 890.000] behavior? And it can be often an illuminating process to get out of your perspective, shift into +[890.000 --> 895.600] a different perspective. And you're right. Like their behavior makes sense to them. Yeah. And when +[895.600 --> 900.160] you hear these people's stories, like they're real stories, it's like, like you're doing quite well +[900.160 --> 906.000] considering, like just like the most horrible things that people can't even sort of fathom. And +[907.040 --> 911.920] if you're not, if you don't view it through their lens and through their perspective, it's impossible +[911.920 --> 919.920] to like truly relate. I want to come back to the trust thing again, because you were on a +[919.920 --> 928.880] double date with your wife and you met somebody for the first time I believe and you were like, +[928.880 --> 934.080] they're cheating on their partner. Yeah. Within a few minutes. Yeah. And I'm wondering like, what +[934.080 --> 938.640] went into that? How did you come to that conclusion? How confident were you in that conclusion? +[939.600 --> 945.840] Yeah. I was like 100% confident. I would have placed a lot of money. There was two things. One, +[945.840 --> 951.840] it was like the gaze direction in the person's eyes. So for example, like, you know, +[952.960 --> 957.840] an attractive woman walks by. It's not uncommon for men to go like that and glance away. +[957.840 --> 963.760] The way that he glanced was like, there was just a certain amount of desire in his eyes, +[963.760 --> 969.520] where he just stared and was like, and what he was doing was doing all these like more like a predator, +[969.520 --> 974.080] or more like a predator, more like a predator. That's a really good term. Predator desire for it. +[974.080 --> 978.240] And he kept saying things to me, like little things that were like, are you one of these people +[978.240 --> 982.880] that cheat on your wife? Like I could just say, he didn't say that. No, but he knew about, +[983.840 --> 988.720] he knew about this poker game. And there was like a couple of things that he stated that I was just +[988.720 --> 993.360] kind of like, this is a little sketch. So you're testing the water. Yeah, he was like, +[993.360 --> 1000.640] testing the water. Yeah, are you one of us? And I think what I did is I walked the line of like, +[1000.640 --> 1005.360] oh, I know that game or I know that I know that person, but I didn't actually cross it. +[1005.360 --> 1008.720] And then that gave him a little bit of trust with me to kind of go a little bit more. And I'm like, +[1008.720 --> 1014.800] I'm pretty sure, Gene, I know your wife. How much of that is ego coming out to? Like why would he, +[1015.440 --> 1019.600] I'm also just trying to like understand his, but like, why would I put myself in a situation +[1019.600 --> 1026.960] in this double day where I'm exposing part of myself. I'm trying to hide. I assume he was trying +[1026.960 --> 1031.200] to hide the fact that he was having an affair. I don't think he was. I think also, I mean, +[1032.480 --> 1038.240] I definitely have a disarming quality to me when I meet people because I'm very, I'm not really +[1038.320 --> 1045.040] judgmental. I'm a, I'm like a low judgment. So I have, I have friends on every spectrum of everything, +[1045.040 --> 1050.720] right? So I think I give permission to people to just sort of be themselves. And then they keep pushing. +[1050.720 --> 1055.440] And I'm still fine with it. And then they keep pushing. And I'm like, okay, like, it is what it is. +[1055.440 --> 1059.200] You go on there. But there's just like these cultural narratives. Like I was at a dinner once. +[1059.200 --> 1063.360] And I was with like six of my friends. And one of my friends started like complaining about his +[1064.320 --> 1068.320] wife. And I, everybody else started to like, it was like such a cool dynamic. Everybody else was like, +[1068.320 --> 1072.160] yeah, you know, my wife does that too. And it bothers me. And I looked at my friend and I was like, +[1072.160 --> 1077.120] why don't you just get a divorce? And he was like, what? I was like, just, just get a divorce. +[1077.120 --> 1080.640] And he was like, obviously not going to get a divorce. I'm like, well, why are you sitting here? +[1082.000 --> 1086.080] Bad mouthing your wives. Like, I don't have anything bad. I love my wife. I love spending time +[1086.080 --> 1090.880] with her. Like, why are we doing this? And immediately the conversation switches to be like, yeah, +[1090.880 --> 1095.440] you're right. Like I love my wife for this reason. I love my wife for that reason. And it's just like, +[1096.160 --> 1100.560] I really believe I hate that I hate saying this, but I do believe like people are sheep in that +[1100.560 --> 1106.240] regard where there's a narrative. And if a powerful person just comes along and shifts the narrative, +[1106.240 --> 1110.720] you see how quickly everybody else falls in line. And we're all on both sides of this. +[1110.720 --> 1115.680] Sometimes we're the wolf and sometimes we're the sheep. I know you sort of specialize in nonverbal, +[1115.680 --> 1121.360] but is there like a way that we communicate about our partner that would be indicative of like +[1121.360 --> 1125.760] common complaining about our partner versus like, oh, there's something seriously wrong here. +[1125.760 --> 1132.480] Oh, total. I mean, like, I think there's just, this is like all the work that got mended, +[1133.040 --> 1136.800] relationship labs, and all predicting like signs of contempt and all these things. +[1137.680 --> 1141.760] This is a problem with relationships. Everybody has a different version of what a relationship is. +[1141.760 --> 1146.960] So one of the reasons why me and my wife have been together for 12 years, we are together like 99% +[1146.960 --> 1153.600] of the time. It works because both of us have the same definition for what a relationship should +[1153.600 --> 1158.960] quote unquote be. So we see view things through the same sort of lens. And a lot of conflict comes +[1158.960 --> 1163.280] from when two people have different ideas of what a relationship should look like. And there has +[1163.280 --> 1167.760] to be like that negotiation between that. And I think that's hard for a lot of couples. And it's +[1167.760 --> 1171.440] like, it's a good question before you get married. Like, what, you know, what are our characteristics of, +[1172.000 --> 1176.160] yeah, what should, which is an ideal relationship? What does it look like? Some people are like, no, +[1176.160 --> 1179.840] I hang out with my friends, you hang out with your friends, and we get together on the weekends. +[1179.840 --> 1184.640] I've no couples that have been together for 45 years that have that paradigm. To me and my wife, +[1184.640 --> 1189.440] we're like, oh, they're not that close. But it doesn't matter. It's what their relationship of +[1190.080 --> 1196.320] should look like. My uncle gave me this test. I think it was like a decade ago now. And without fail, +[1196.320 --> 1202.560] it is predicted every divorce. And this test was so simple. It was like, if you hang out with people +[1203.440 --> 1208.400] and they talk to each other, but only in transaction and transaction being like, you get groceries, +[1208.400 --> 1212.640] you change the diaper, you like errands, you know, sort of like day to day life stuff. And they don't +[1212.640 --> 1220.880] ask each other questions. Like that is a huge red flag for predicting a problem. And it's actually +[1220.880 --> 1225.360] enabled me to like intervene in some friends lives and be like, hey, we just had dinner last night. But +[1225.360 --> 1230.080] I noticed this thing is everything okay is like there anything you want to talk about. And they're like, +[1230.080 --> 1235.600] how did you know? And I'm like, oh, because like I'm sitting there. We're both talking to me, +[1235.600 --> 1240.480] but you're not talking to each other. And you know, on a one off basis, that's fine. But like +[1240.480 --> 1245.600] repeatedly, okay, well, now I'm detecting a pattern and something is something's up. +[1245.600 --> 1251.440] There's so many interesting nuance themes. I remember we used to do a bunch of studies in +[1251.440 --> 1256.320] New York City. And I had this one couple come in and they're like, oh, can you can you study us? +[1256.320 --> 1260.720] And I said, sure. So they come into the office and they sat down on a couch and I recorded them +[1260.720 --> 1264.800] from like three different angles. And they're like, what do you see? I was like, I'm not going to +[1264.800 --> 1269.920] say anything. I'm going to leave the room. I'm going to go get lunch, sit here and watch your +[1269.920 --> 1276.000] interaction and write down what problems you think we, you know, you have. And they did it. And +[1276.000 --> 1280.720] it was like, they saw so many things. He's like, I don't really listen to her. I was looking +[1280.720 --> 1284.640] on the video and she was speaking and I was just kind of nodding my head and distracted. And +[1284.640 --> 1288.800] they both had that was really impressed to see that level of awareness. But I think that, +[1289.600 --> 1294.080] video does in a world with so many different perspectives and perceptual differences. +[1294.080 --> 1298.960] Video doesn't lie. It's just like raw data. And I think it's so helpful to like see yourself on +[1298.960 --> 1303.200] video and relax. I don't mean to do more of that in terms of like recording ourselves because, +[1303.200 --> 1305.600] I mean, I'm a big fan of it. Push for this. It's going to be lots of good. Yeah. +[1305.760 --> 1311.760] I'm not too here. I mean, it's just, yeah, like, sit down and the truth is people, like, +[1311.760 --> 1315.600] we'll talk about the observer effect with video and all that. It goes away in like 10 minutes. +[1315.600 --> 1319.440] Like, if you have like a small iPhone, you forget about it and you're actually seeing patterns +[1319.440 --> 1326.560] of behavior. And that's something I say to my wife a lot. Like, oh, like, let's get a video of it +[1326.560 --> 1332.560] and see what it was actually like, right? Because it's so difficult to just, you ask two people to +[1332.560 --> 1338.560] recall an event. It's just wildly different. It's like, what? And then you show the video and +[1338.560 --> 1342.640] you see that it's like somewhere in the middle of what those two stories were. And I just find +[1342.640 --> 1347.280] that fascinating. So I'm obsessed with video. I like the feedback. We're giving a presentation. +[1347.280 --> 1354.880] We watch a video to like see ourselves articulation. So that's another big problem. So in presentations, +[1354.880 --> 1359.120] we had a program for called dynamic presentations. I used to do it for in New York City for like five +[1359.120 --> 1362.880] years and a lot of corporate stuff around it. And people are obsessed with recording the person +[1362.880 --> 1367.840] on stage. What's more interesting is recording the audience. Because the truth is I'm always asked +[1367.840 --> 1372.320] how do my presentation go? I don't know. Let's see the audience. A presentation is for that group +[1372.320 --> 1377.120] of people. So what often happens is a lot of communication experts will watch like a presentation. +[1377.120 --> 1380.720] And they'll go, well, I think you should move your hands more or less or I think you should speak +[1380.720 --> 1385.280] like they're doing that through their perceptual lens. They're not optimizing for the engagement of +[1385.280 --> 1391.120] the audience. So I used to record my presentation and the audience every third presentation for like three +[1391.120 --> 1395.680] years. It was fascinating. Why don't we take that approach? I mean, comedians effectively take that +[1395.680 --> 1400.320] approach without recording the audience because it's based on oh, that joke got a laugh. I'm going to +[1400.320 --> 1405.360] use that next time. That joke fell flat. I'm not going to use that next time. It's the feedback loop +[1405.360 --> 1410.000] is instant. So that's how that was was was such the value. Like when I was teaching psychology +[1410.000 --> 1415.200] acune, I was speaking like 80 to 100 hours a week, both at my office and both instant feedback +[1415.200 --> 1420.320] loop of what story worked. What story didn't work? Like did that land that offend somebody and you +[1420.320 --> 1424.160] just start to develop this quick of repertoire of things that actually work, but that comes from +[1424.160 --> 1429.760] that audience interaction. But most people when giving a presentation, they're not even present enough +[1429.760 --> 1434.240] to do that because they're so in their head about the presentation. So it's sort of a skill set that +[1434.240 --> 1439.120] comes after you've been more comfortable being on stage to be able to process and sort of predict +[1439.120 --> 1442.960] the behavior of an audience. What's the biggest thing that gets in people's way when they're +[1442.960 --> 1451.040] presenting? Really just the social construction that a presentation is something different. So people, +[1451.040 --> 1455.520] it's got this whole cultural narrative. Oh, you got to you have your big presentation coming up. +[1455.520 --> 1460.240] It's hyped up as it's this different thing. You're just talking to a group of people and they're +[1460.240 --> 1465.120] responding by shaking their head and nodding and you're setting up their net. I think that's the +[1465.120 --> 1469.440] first contract that needs to be broken. And then also just people just don't put in the reps. +[1469.440 --> 1474.880] Like that's something that just takes time and most people work so hard for a presentation and +[1474.880 --> 1478.240] they do it. And they're like, oh, it's a flood of release where they should have just done +[1478.240 --> 1483.040] them every day for the next three weeks through a presentation. It'd be so much better. +[1483.040 --> 1488.240] What does putting in the reps mean? Does that mean crafting your story and positioning it for the +[1488.240 --> 1494.240] audience? Does it mean your intonation? Like how do you actually go about working on that? Like how +[1494.240 --> 1500.000] would you make me an expert presenter if you had three weeks and you had one hour a day of my time? +[1500.000 --> 1505.120] So that's so cool that you did that. So my question is always be what was the constraint? +[1505.760 --> 1510.800] So if you said three hours a week, one hour a day of your time, the first week would probably be +[1510.800 --> 1516.400] reps of just let's get you comfortable. So the thing is with a lot of nonveral behavior stuff +[1516.400 --> 1522.000] and movement, I have found reliably that the most effective version of someone is when they're +[1522.000 --> 1527.600] the most comfortable. Bar not every single time. So the whole joke is people think I teach like, +[1527.600 --> 1531.920] oh, stand this one. Now, like step one is get you to the level where you're the most comfortable, +[1531.920 --> 1537.440] where you feel the most free and then build on top of that. So I try to get you there first. +[1537.440 --> 1541.920] And I wouldn't be focusing on, I mean, it really depends if you're doing like a TED talk that was +[1541.920 --> 1545.360] like 20 minutes, I'd probably tell you just to rehearse it and get that down. But we're doing like +[1545.360 --> 1550.160] an hour presentation or the most presentations that people have to do. It would be all outlines, +[1550.800 --> 1557.440] repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat. And it's a careful balancing act to like understand where you're at +[1557.440 --> 1563.280] because some people with a lot of anxiety, I will know or some people that are trying to get it right, +[1563.280 --> 1568.400] I won't be focusing on little details. It's a way more dynamic process. Like so some people that +[1568.400 --> 1572.400] have like these facial things to getting better at presentations, like it's different for every +[1572.400 --> 1576.400] person because some, if someone you're telling someone, listen, you're moving your hands too much. +[1576.400 --> 1579.360] And they're going to get in their head about moving their hands too much. You're going to start +[1579.360 --> 1584.400] looking all weird. And some people can take a cue and immediately change it. And other people +[1585.360 --> 1589.200] just get them comfortable, just get them comfortable. And then using video, +[1589.440 --> 1594.000] viewing as they else fascinating. So what do you show people? Video of themselves. I work, +[1594.000 --> 1600.560] once work with this woman. I hope she's hearing this because I love her, but not to call her out. +[1600.560 --> 1607.120] So I, she gives one of the worst initial presentations I've ever seen in my entire life. She was +[1607.120 --> 1612.960] extremely flat. She was like moving her hands. She literally spoke like this for an entire 20 +[1612.960 --> 1617.040] minutes. And it was like painful to watch. And at the end of the video, I was like, okay, so let's see +[1617.040 --> 1621.360] what we're working with. And I put her video on her like projector. And the first thing she says to +[1621.360 --> 1628.480] me is like, I need a nose job. And it just shows you like that's where that person's perception is +[1628.480 --> 1634.240] focused on. Like we're focused on these weird little different things that no one else recognizes +[1634.240 --> 1640.320] or no one else cares about. And I truly believe that the most world class best presenters are +[1640.320 --> 1645.120] truly about their audience and not about themselves. They're not trying to come across a certain way. +[1645.120 --> 1650.720] They're trying to like I even feel that now like I'm stepping more into my own self after first 20 +[1650.720 --> 1654.640] minutes. Like at first, it's a little bit, you know, it's a little different. I'm trying to be +[1654.640 --> 1659.680] more measured. Now it's more me coming out of it. And the truth is how do you get to that immediately? +[1659.680 --> 1664.160] And go from there and go right away. And I want to switch gears a little bit and talk about +[1664.640 --> 1672.160] workplaces and sort of power structures and social dynamics. How can you teach me to understand +[1672.160 --> 1677.360] the power structure at work and social dynamics? How would you go about that? So power structures. +[1677.360 --> 1685.360] Oh man, that's such a big question. They are these invisible things. That's what I, when we talk +[1685.360 --> 1688.640] about reading the Romanic corporate structure, that's what we're talking about. We're talking about +[1688.640 --> 1693.840] power structure, we're talking about permissions, all these things. The first way to do it is to do +[1694.080 --> 1699.920] exercise where you sort of do a decision tree of the potential, like show people what the potential +[1699.920 --> 1706.800] landscape could be. So for example, let's say all of a sudden a new CEO gets pulled in. And we +[1706.800 --> 1714.320] want to say, okay, what is this CEO going through? Is this CEO just pushed in by the PE company? Does +[1714.320 --> 1719.360] the CEO have performance-based incentives? Like what are they trying to do? And just map out all +[1719.440 --> 1725.040] what quote-unquote is possible? And then start using the data and evidence that's coming in on a +[1725.040 --> 1731.360] daily basis to cross out which one it is. And then sometimes just straight up ask, I think that's +[1731.360 --> 1736.160] something that a lot of organizations don't do. I can't tell you the amount of times where I'm just like, +[1736.160 --> 1742.240] so I was really cool perspective because I work with often the entire C suite. So like the +[1742.240 --> 1747.040] COO CT, like everybody I work with. And it's like you two need to talk about this because this is +[1747.040 --> 1751.200] blocking your you two need to talk about this. But the amount of communication that just doesn't +[1751.200 --> 1757.840] happen at like a personal level or just a level that's like blocking decision making, it's kind of +[1757.840 --> 1764.960] crazy. I think organizations need to talk way more than they are in this siloed environment sometimes. +[1766.080 --> 1770.720] If you just were able to have those conversations, you would be able to navigate and see the power +[1770.720 --> 1775.600] structures way easier. And people just don't have that social skill set that the people skills that +[1775.600 --> 1780.720] sit down with someone. And a lot of I've just seen every lot of people get power structures. Oh, +[1780.720 --> 1788.160] I'll give you a good one. If you are falling in line with a power structure, it's often very +[1788.160 --> 1793.840] difficult to navigate it. Meaning if it's like, Oh my God, this person is this and this person is +[1793.840 --> 1798.720] this. And I'm just this, you're very rarely going to be able to see eye to eye with that person. +[1798.720 --> 1803.600] Because you perceive them here and you perceive yourself here. And I feel like people do that a lot +[1803.600 --> 1807.920] inside of organizations and doesn't give them that creative freedom to actually read what's going +[1807.920 --> 1815.520] on. Is the delta between where you are and where you perceive the other person? Like, does that +[1815.520 --> 1824.240] influence your how? I mean, just from like of what you have quote-on-quote permission to do or say, +[1824.240 --> 1829.600] it's all a perception. Like, I've worked with people like executive, I've worked with CEOs that +[1830.240 --> 1836.160] the most open, every all of their behavior suggests that they're the most open, honest, come to them +[1836.160 --> 1840.560] with problems. But people don't come to them with problems because they're CEO. Yeah, but they say +[1840.560 --> 1844.400] it over and over and over again. And I look at why. And they're like, I don't want to bother the CEO +[1844.400 --> 1849.920] with this. I'm like, they said seven times this year come to me with this specific kind of problem. +[1850.720 --> 1855.760] Yeah, you're right. But I just don't know. You get in your head like that. How much of that do you +[1855.760 --> 1862.480] think is cultural too? Because I worked with a CEO who said that, but the minute you came to him +[1862.480 --> 1866.880] with the problem, I mean, basically like scream at you. That's the kind of stuff that I correct. +[1866.880 --> 1872.560] So that's the bulk of my when you say something, but you're patting a lot of these people often +[1873.120 --> 1878.000] just don't understand a lot of executives don't understand the impact of their own behavior. +[1878.720 --> 1885.440] So I have met people that are wonderful, wonderful, wonderful people. Yeah, the way they give feedback, +[1885.440 --> 1891.600] oh my god. It's just ripped the person apart. And they're like, no, I love them. They're one of my +[1891.600 --> 1896.080] best people. I think they're great. I'm like, well, let's take responsibility for what that interaction +[1896.080 --> 1901.120] look like. And that's why zoom in video is so important for me. Because sometimes when you work with +[1901.120 --> 1905.760] an executive or you work with anybody and you tell them something, they don't see it like the way +[1905.760 --> 1910.720] that you described. But when you show them on video, that feedback, I was like, listen, go back 20 years +[1910.720 --> 1916.240] in your career. If you were given this feedback, how would you feel? They're like, yeah. And I do +[1916.240 --> 1922.160] this cool thing. It's an exercise that really works. So, you know, leadership, principles and all +[1922.160 --> 1926.320] that stuff. I'm not there to tell somebody how to lead. I'm not there for any of that. I'm there +[1926.320 --> 1931.360] just to make sure that their intent is aligned with their behavior. So I do this thing where I'm like +[1931.360 --> 1936.880] close your eyes and imagine you're like a funeral. And everybody you've ever worked within your +[1936.880 --> 1941.600] entire life is there. What are the stories and things that you're saying about you? And I just +[1941.600 --> 1946.160] make sure that those things are in alignment with their behavior. And they choose and solidify what +[1946.160 --> 1950.480] those things are. And then I kind of hold them accountable to making sure that they're carrying out +[1950.480 --> 1955.120] those things. It's kind of interesting, right? Because it's almost like a destination analysis, +[1955.120 --> 1959.840] which is like, there's a difference between getting what you want and then wanting +[1959.840 --> 1965.440] what's worth wanting. And then also the way that you employ a strategy to go about getting that +[1965.440 --> 1971.440] thing. So like, if you want the right destination and you have to know how to get it, but then also +[1971.440 --> 1976.560] it's like, am I getting it in a way that I'm going to be happy with at the end of my life? And you +[1976.560 --> 1981.120] can think of Ebenezer Scrooge. Yeah. A great example of somebody who went after goals, but they're +[1981.120 --> 1986.000] consciously or unconsciously about sort of being the wealthiest, most well respected, most well-known +[1986.000 --> 1991.280] person in his community, accomplished all of those goals. But what did he want at the end of his +[1991.280 --> 1997.920] life? He just wanted a redo because the way that he pursued those goals was mutually exclusive +[1997.920 --> 2002.800] from a life of meaning, which he later determined, which is sort of like this deathbed, sort of +[2002.800 --> 2007.760] messed right? I'm calling it the Ebenezer exercise. I'll credit you with that because that's +[2007.760 --> 2013.840] the perfect sort of analogy. And also about that destination principle, I think there's a major gap +[2014.640 --> 2021.280] in the leadership or organizational culture, that whole world between theory and application. +[2022.000 --> 2027.600] So somebody reads a book about the radical candor or some like concept, and then the way that they +[2027.600 --> 2032.720] apply it is completely different. So for example, some people just have like tonal aspects of their +[2032.720 --> 2038.560] voice that society or 80% of people perceive as harsh. And they'll say, listen, so I'm just being +[2038.560 --> 2044.320] totally honest here. But, and it's like, okay, that's coming across a little bit strong, a little +[2044.320 --> 2051.680] bit this. And what I've been fascinated by is not everybody sees that. So some people see it, +[2051.680 --> 2056.080] and some people don't. And like, I'll play it back for them. And they go, I'm just giving them advice. +[2056.080 --> 2060.160] And I'm like, you really don't hear the difference between that? And they're like, no. And that's why +[2060.160 --> 2064.000] you get some people in an organization that are hyper literal and some that are more contextual. And +[2064.000 --> 2068.800] you just they clash. And that's why it's like, you said one word answer. You said this. You said +[2068.800 --> 2075.440] that back and forth. But it's all this just, it's all this cool narrative of everybody seeing the +[2075.440 --> 2079.360] world differently. And it's like my job to solve the puzzle of documenting that and bringing +[2079.360 --> 2084.640] them together and show them. And that's usually the best step. Like I really believe that the +[2085.360 --> 2090.080] personal like operating manuals that sometimes people, I've seen some people do them that are so +[2090.080 --> 2096.000] good. And just like, listen, you hear my quirks, hear my things about me, you get it all out there +[2096.000 --> 2101.200] first so that you create the narrative and not somebody else is imagining the narrative. +[2101.200 --> 2106.000] Are there different techniques to enhance your communication? I'm thinking specifically with +[2106.000 --> 2111.840] people who are hyper literal. Because if you're not a hyper literal person, you don't tend to think +[2111.840 --> 2116.880] that way by default. It's harder. So it's easier to deal with the people that are more contextual +[2116.880 --> 2121.360] and lower them down than the hyper literal. It becomes like certain people on spectrums and +[2121.360 --> 2128.720] multi-axle spectrums. I sometimes have worked with people that I have to like, yeah, it's +[2128.720 --> 2136.160] basics, basic. And they're like, interesting. So I had a client once that this is years ago, this +[2136.160 --> 2142.240] may be like 14 years ago in a or 15 years ago in a bar in New York City at three o'clock in the +[2142.240 --> 2146.640] morning, not in a bar. I'm sorry, in a diner. He walks into the diner. And I was like on a double +[2146.720 --> 2151.600] date. And he walks into he walks in and he goes, Blake, how are and introduces everyone? Hey, +[2151.600 --> 2157.520] how are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? Everybody starts hysterical laughing. And I'm like, +[2157.520 --> 2163.280] good, good. And on our session later, I was explaining to him, like, this is why the context was +[2163.280 --> 2168.480] different. And I'm drawing circles of all the layers of context in that dynamic. And he's like, +[2168.480 --> 2173.440] okay, I understand it now. And I was like, it was inappropriate for that dynamic. And I have so +[2173.440 --> 2178.800] much empathy for people that don't see the world that way because it's so, so, so hard. It's +[2178.800 --> 2182.720] learned almost for people like that, right? It's like, now next time he knows in that situation, +[2182.720 --> 2187.120] but it's not intuitive for him. It's like a learned behavior and algorithm he's following. +[2187.120 --> 2191.760] And it isn't intuitive for some people. And it's right now in this room, there's just this +[2191.760 --> 2195.760] invisible norms of how I should act on a podcast, how you should be like, +[2197.040 --> 2203.040] and if you don't know those norms, you're sort of like ostracized. And sometimes one of the things +[2203.040 --> 2209.840] that happens is these like hyper or really successful people who violate those norms get modeled. +[2210.800 --> 2215.440] And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like Elon Musk can violate all the norms he wants. Steve Jobs can +[2215.440 --> 2219.760] too, but like, you can't, you don't have that authority. You don't have that contextual +[2219.760 --> 2224.400] understanding of who you are. So you have to sort of play the game in the beginning. This always +[2224.400 --> 2229.040] comes up with small talk. Like people hate small talk. I hate small talk. Well, small talk is a +[2229.040 --> 2233.040] path to big talk. So you give like a couple seconds, couple of minutes of small talk. You don't +[2233.040 --> 2236.720] just walk up to someone and they're like, Hey, like, so tell me what's the biggest conflict between +[2236.720 --> 2241.200] you and your wife right now. It's like, what? It's very off putting, right? Like there's a gradual +[2241.200 --> 2247.280] process. But if you don't understand those things, life is hard. Totally. What strategies can we use +[2247.280 --> 2255.040] to enhance our nonverbal communication at work? Our ability to communicate? Yeah. I think one, +[2255.120 --> 2258.800] step one, obviously, I've been repeating this over and over and over again is get as much video +[2258.800 --> 2264.640] as possible of you interacting. So everyone out there listening to this, if you work, I promise you, +[2264.640 --> 2269.760] you have a good amount of video on zoom, on whatever, you just basically want to rewatch those +[2269.760 --> 2275.200] videos and make sure that your intent is aligned with that with or without sound with definitely +[2275.200 --> 2278.880] with sound. What are you watching? Are you watching you? Are you watching other people's reactions? +[2278.880 --> 2284.960] So that's so the exercise of watching other people reacting to you is very valuable. +[2285.040 --> 2288.640] In the sense where you understand when you're losing people, when people are disinterested, +[2288.640 --> 2293.200] when they're engaged, so on and so forth. But also, understanding aspects of you, I believe that +[2293.200 --> 2299.840] most people, you need somebody else to help you with this. Yeah. People look at the things +[2300.880 --> 2308.000] that don't matter. They'll say like, I say like so much. Or I say, um, or I say, +[2308.000 --> 2312.640] ah, like you're missing the picture of what you're trying to sort of convey. So part of the process +[2312.640 --> 2317.440] is like coming up with almost like a series of words that you'd want to, like how do you want to +[2317.440 --> 2321.520] come across in this interaction? Well, I want to be enthusiastic. I want to be interested. I want to +[2321.520 --> 2326.000] be to the point and then making sure that your behaviors are in alignment with that and landing +[2326.000 --> 2331.600] for the people in that way. But a lot of it is like breaking down video and just analyzing video. +[2331.600 --> 2337.360] Like that's the best way by far. Okay. And if we don't have access to video for whatever reason, +[2337.360 --> 2346.400] if you don't have access to video, I would really, if I had to give it that, I would say I'd want +[2346.400 --> 2352.080] you to record yourself not in a work context. Record yourself with someone. They have a true +[2352.080 --> 2357.840] unconditional positive regard with someone that you know is not judging you that you're a close friend. +[2357.840 --> 2362.480] And I'd like you to look at your tonal patterns, your movement, how you are. That's how you should be +[2362.480 --> 2369.200] at work. Okay. That's for sure. It's like 95% of people. And every once in a while, there's a certain +[2369.200 --> 2375.120] percentage that's not that, but that's I think a good standard to follow. And do you consider writing +[2375.120 --> 2379.760] nonverbal or is it verbal because we sort of like read it with that little voice in our? Yeah, I mean, +[2379.760 --> 2384.720] yeah, it's, I, I, I'll take nonverbal as everything. So all of our software analyzes language +[2384.720 --> 2391.040] patterns, it analyzes tonality and I go into ever, you can't really separate nonverbal from verbal. +[2391.040 --> 2396.240] I mean, maybe the only place you could do this is poker and a couple of other things. The truth is +[2396.240 --> 2400.640] we're always, so the model for how we read behaviors, we're looking at behavior within a context +[2400.640 --> 2406.880] and we're coming up the reason for why it occurs. If you don't have like words, you don't understand +[2406.880 --> 2411.280] the context. That's why like a lot of things, a lot of these bilingual language people like take a +[2411.280 --> 2416.960] 10 second clip and be like, you know, because of my feet are sitting this way, that means this or +[2416.960 --> 2423.920] that and they just like build this narrative. Words allow you to understand the consistency of +[2423.920 --> 2428.880] that narrative. So it's, it's so much better to have the full picture as much data as possible. +[2428.880 --> 2434.400] I like that. Is there a way that we can look at our emails and evaluate our communication by +[2434.400 --> 2439.360] like sort of like looking outside in or questions we can ask other people to evaluate how effective +[2439.360 --> 2444.000] our communication is? So that's probably the best way is questions of asking other people. +[2444.720 --> 2447.680] But see, this is where it gets me. What would we ask this? So this is where it gets interesting, +[2447.680 --> 2452.880] right? So like you have to have a leadership style and a presence and a history of being the kind +[2452.880 --> 2456.240] of person that could sit there and be like, Hey, everyone, I'm really trying to improve how I am +[2456.240 --> 2460.320] on emails. So I just want you know, like when I send you an email, do you have any like weird stories +[2460.320 --> 2464.640] of an email that I sent you that you thought I was a certain way or I was frustrated of a certain +[2464.640 --> 2470.560] way? But a lot of leaders are executives, they can't even create the like space or the dynamic to +[2470.560 --> 2475.840] do that. Most people will be like, no, you're fine. So like I love these questions where we do all +[2475.840 --> 2482.160] these like perception research, right? So you go like this, you say, how do you think that interaction +[2482.160 --> 2486.640] went from a scale from one to 10? People are horrible at answering it. Like do you like that person +[2486.640 --> 2490.560] from a scale from one to 10? And they're like, I don't know. But you asked somebody a question, +[2491.120 --> 2496.560] would on a scale from one to five, how likely are you to invite this person to a dinner with your +[2496.560 --> 2502.400] closest friends? And the answer is so easy for them to answer. So I like questions that are about +[2502.400 --> 2507.920] predictive type of things, right? Not about just your trait because it allows them to conceptualize +[2507.920 --> 2513.280] and give a better answer. So I would be asking questions like, you know, on a scale from like, +[2513.280 --> 2518.880] just tell me I was going from one to five, how many times do you leave an email for me feeling +[2518.880 --> 2522.960] frustrated? Because they can easily give you the answer instead of searching for it. And +[2523.760 --> 2528.560] but let's be real. A lot of people don't want to do that work. Yeah. Like they're just going to +[2528.560 --> 2535.200] protect themselves from that. And listen, also, I think we have a problem in this kind of self-help +[2535.200 --> 2543.200] personal development world where I think a lot of, let's say like like thought leaders and +[2543.200 --> 2547.680] leadership and all I think they're disconnected from what leaders actually go through. And the reason +[2547.680 --> 2552.320] why I'm saying that is it's like all this stuff is easy and theory, but I see some of these people, +[2552.320 --> 2556.800] like they're pulled in six different directions. They're bored once them to do this. Their stock is +[2556.800 --> 2564.000] at this. This team is this and I it's so much harder than just like, oh, you know, be a little bit +[2564.000 --> 2570.880] more happy in the morning there. And I feel like you really as like a coach, you have to feel like, +[2571.600 --> 2574.800] you know, what's the 80 20 like what are the small things that you're going to do that are going to +[2574.800 --> 2580.480] have the greatest impact on the team. And then also I really just struggle with this in the sense that +[2580.480 --> 2589.040] like I've seen certain leaders be horrible and get incredible things done. The violate every book +[2589.040 --> 2595.200] ever written about leadership and work a team to complete death and play this MacaVillian game of +[2595.200 --> 2600.400] just when they're about to fire. Just by when they're about to quit, give them enough of reinforcement. +[2600.400 --> 2604.240] And I see they're like the dark side of everything that I'm teaching and I'm like, they know exactly +[2604.240 --> 2607.840] what they're doing here. And I call them out and I'm like, you know exactly where they're doing it. +[2607.840 --> 2612.320] And then you look at their KPIs and their metrics and how the how the organization structure and +[2612.320 --> 2618.800] they're like, they're actually in perfect alignment with how they should be acting. It's tricky. +[2618.800 --> 2622.080] It's like, it's a tricky thing. And I don't think that's spoken about enough. +[2622.080 --> 2627.600] Do you think all behavioral is contextual or environmental in that case? Because their environment is +[2627.600 --> 2631.920] those KPIs. The environment is the culture of the operating environment of the organization is +[2631.920 --> 2637.120] your environment. So the way to address that is to change the environment. Yeah. I think all +[2637.760 --> 2643.120] optimal behavior is within a construct of your environment. So the more you have context, +[2643.120 --> 2647.920] the more you understand understanding environment, the more your behavior can be designed or +[2648.960 --> 2655.120] modified to navigate that environment. Are there things that we can do in our environment that we +[2655.120 --> 2660.640] control individually outside of the context of an organization that we can use to improve our +[2660.640 --> 2667.680] behavior that come to mind for you? Set up cameras. Also, just set it up so that you win. +[2667.680 --> 2673.440] Like, I feel like a certain structures and certain environmental, just the way an office is +[2673.440 --> 2679.520] integrated. I had worked for one person a long time ago. They had like a desk and he had a like +[2679.520 --> 2683.920] really large desk and then there was a chair. And he would every time somebody came to the office, +[2683.920 --> 2688.160] he would like walk behind his desk, like shake their hand and then bring them to like a couch +[2688.160 --> 2693.120] set up where they were faced one-on-one. And that's before Zoom and before COVID. This is how they +[2693.120 --> 2697.760] did all their one-on-one sessions. And it was just like a simple way of getting making sure the person +[2697.760 --> 2701.840] feels really heard because you're just alive with them. And you're looking at them and you're +[2701.840 --> 2705.440] facing that direction. I was like, oh, that's a really cool way of doing that. And I mean, we do this +[2705.440 --> 2710.400] all the time with our kids with friends. We grab our phone and like we're talking to them but +[2710.400 --> 2716.560] we're not really talking to them. We're not. There's a huge advantage to sort of being gained by like, +[2716.800 --> 2721.040] I remember somebody said something who met Bill Clinton. And I was like, everybody got so many +[2721.040 --> 2726.080] Bill Clinton stories. No, but this one's not about this though. Yeah. Well, so this was like, +[2726.080 --> 2730.880] and I was like, oh, what did you take away from that? And this person like looked me in the eye +[2731.120 --> 2738.160] and they said, I felt like the most important person in the room for 45 seconds. How did he do that? +[2738.160 --> 2745.120] How do we create that? So the amount of people that have given me that build, I'm like, and I'm +[2745.120 --> 2751.040] so curious because I've seen some footage of him in interactions. A close friend told me the story +[2751.040 --> 2758.000] once of walking into a, he was with him and they walked into like a conference center. And there +[2758.000 --> 2763.360] was a cleaning lady cleaning. And she got really like, I'm not supposed to be here. And he walked +[2763.360 --> 2768.320] right up to her and he looked at her with the level of presence and focus for two and a half or +[2768.320 --> 2773.520] three minutes that people were like, huh, you know, and part of me is this is like, first, +[2773.520 --> 2777.200] there's definitely this halo or this thing of he's the president or for president of the United +[2777.200 --> 2783.200] States, right? But there's also these like nonverbal ways of just the piercing eye contact and the way +[2783.200 --> 2788.320] that he looks deep into your soul. And it's, there's definitely a balance of both. I am so curious, +[2788.320 --> 2793.520] though. That was what my friends said. Yeah. He never broke eye contact. Like he was just very intense. +[2793.520 --> 2799.280] But it was like a warm intensity if that makes sense. Not like a, there's also, I think this is +[2799.280 --> 2805.280] all about that perceptual bell curve. So I think there are qualities and tonality, the way the +[2805.280 --> 2811.280] gaze, the shape of someone's face is kind of like these, these whole old ancient pros, ancient +[2811.280 --> 2816.000] practices of like determining if somebody's going to be a criminal or not based on their facial structure. +[2816.000 --> 2820.640] And the fun, the interesting thing about that is like our culture supports that. Like William +[2820.640 --> 2826.080] DeFoe is usually the villain because he's got that really like angular sort of like type of face. +[2826.080 --> 2830.240] Like he was perfectly casted in one of the Spider-Man movies, right? Like, and there's certain things +[2830.240 --> 2835.920] about like there's a professor out of you pen that's done does a lot of stuff about impressions +[2835.920 --> 2840.720] and the structure of someone's face. And like that stuff's an advantage in life. Like some people have +[2840.720 --> 2845.840] a face that's going to be more trustworthy or a face that's going to be more aligned with attraction +[2845.840 --> 2849.840] or whatever it is. So I definitely think it's, it's multi variable, right? There's so many different +[2849.840 --> 2854.960] variables. And when they come together, you get that like really gifted communicator that just has +[2854.960 --> 2858.800] that ability. But I will say one thing. So one of the big things that I've noticed in the best +[2858.800 --> 2866.880] communicators is they have range. So they have the ability. There's a lot of shifts in their tonality. +[2866.880 --> 2872.400] There's a lot of movement. You kind of can't predict what the next word is going to be. There's, +[2872.400 --> 2875.520] I just think there's something that the brain loves that it loves the chaos. +[2875.520 --> 2879.120] Because you get to get to it. Exactly. And when you're not over complete and Google. +[2879.120 --> 2882.800] Exactly. No, that's the best way of thinking of it. Like you know what's going to happen. And then +[2882.800 --> 2889.120] I think there was one cool study. I think kind of like you pen that found that like people that talk +[2889.120 --> 2895.520] faster or listen to at a greater level, even though what they're saying is nonsense. They just not, +[2895.520 --> 2900.560] like that happens in your ones while I'll listen to somebody and I'd be like, I sound really good. +[2900.560 --> 2904.640] And then I replay it and they say the same thing three times. I even catch myself doing that. I was +[2904.640 --> 2909.680] like, I just had the same thing three times. Like, but I'm passionate about it. So it sounds good. +[2909.680 --> 2914.880] You know, yes. I mean, that's how are we on the other side of this though? +[2914.880 --> 2921.920] Like one of the biggest things that you can do in life is pick out people who are incompetent, +[2921.920 --> 2926.880] but sound competent from competence. Are there, how do we go about doing that? +[2926.880 --> 2934.960] So it's tricky. It's a tricky one. It's in the sense that I believe that certain people +[2935.680 --> 2940.720] speak with I was like a lot like this when I was younger. I would talk about things so confidently +[2940.720 --> 2945.680] that I knew nothing about. And my wife really changed my perspective on this when we first started +[2945.680 --> 2950.080] dating. She was like, you have a responsibility with that level of conviction. And I was like, +[2950.080 --> 2955.440] you're 100% right. Like I definitely like, I'm not really sure. So it's like, is my opinion about +[2955.440 --> 2960.960] this thing, but not like it's absolute fact and nobody else. And I think when you find somebody +[2961.040 --> 2967.840] like that, I like to look for, I don't know. So whenever I talk to any expert and is every, +[2967.840 --> 2971.920] there's always an answer sometimes it's nice to be like, I don't know, or there's not always an +[2971.920 --> 2976.160] answer to something, right? They don't always, because I feel like there's a compulsion to always +[2976.160 --> 2982.880] contribute or always to be confident. And the truth is it's just not possible. And then also there's +[2982.880 --> 2990.000] just little traits of humility of when someone was wrong or how they were wrong or why they were +[2990.000 --> 2995.760] wrong that come up in language and are not prompted. Like it's refreshing to hear an expert say, +[2995.760 --> 3002.400] I was really wrong about that. I think this is one thing that like, Uberman does so well of just +[3002.400 --> 3012.240] being this kind of like, like senior, very distinguished professor, tons of research, but has this +[3012.240 --> 3018.720] like, boyish kind of passion for science and for that. And I think that comes across as, +[3019.360 --> 3024.800] that's the new expert. One person that's not just, I have all the answers and trust me and I'm +[3024.800 --> 3030.640] right, but one person that's able to have humility and adapt over time. I like that. Are there +[3030.640 --> 3037.520] other things that stand out in terms of identifying incompetence or even deception? And I'm relating +[3037.520 --> 3042.160] those two because sometimes people are trying to deceive us and sometimes they're deceiving us in +[3042.160 --> 3046.880] part because they're, they're playing, you know, fake it to you and make it sort of thing, +[3046.880 --> 3052.480] where it's not necessarily necessarily intentional deception, but it is sort of like masking a +[3052.480 --> 3060.400] base level of incompetence. Yeah, so that's, so the, I think the best way. So on the nonverbal behavior +[3060.400 --> 3065.920] spectrum, dating is probably the easiest paradigm to understand and deception is the hardest, +[3066.560 --> 3072.320] because it's so multifaceted. It's so complex. I don't know if there ever will be a system that +[3072.320 --> 3076.800] can predict whether or not someone's lying or not, because it's just, it's a nuance that's very +[3076.800 --> 3081.920] difficult to encapsulate. I think the easiest way is to throw out fake information and see how people +[3081.920 --> 3088.480] respond. So I've done this in academic settings where I meet someone that I just, I think they're +[3088.480 --> 3092.720] a little bit full of it. So I just like make up studies. I'm like, have you read that? Like, +[3092.720 --> 3097.600] Dillington study in like 2014 and they're like about that. And then I'll say something. They're like, +[3097.600 --> 3101.280] yeah, I think I've read it. And I'm like, yeah, well, they did the double blind and like, +[3101.280 --> 3106.960] yeah, yeah, it was, it was great. I just made it up. And this is the trick though. It's not to make +[3106.960 --> 3113.040] a judgment call about that person. So I don't do something like that and go liar. How can it? But +[3113.760 --> 3119.360] I know that in terms of how they're willing to be seen, they're willing to sacrifice that +[3119.440 --> 3123.840] for being right in on the know, right? And they want to be perceived that way. So it's an +[3123.840 --> 3128.320] interesting sort of character thing. And there's questions like, you know, do you want your, +[3128.320 --> 3133.440] your head of business development, your salesperson to respond that way? Like, you know, it gets +[3133.440 --> 3138.000] interesting. But I think that's the easiest way. Because ultimately, I mean, there's a very innate +[3138.000 --> 3144.800] biological function in us that is self-preserving and the self-preserving instincts that we have +[3144.880 --> 3150.720] mean that we want other people to like us because for thousands of years, if we weren't liked, +[3150.720 --> 3156.400] we died. And by liked, I mean, we got kicked out of the tribe. So sometimes we would fake things +[3156.400 --> 3162.080] that would imagine to stay within the tribe rather than get exhumed a cato from the tribe, +[3162.080 --> 3169.120] which is certain death. Yeah. People have to be reminded. We're so bad as humans of looking at time. +[3169.760 --> 3176.400] But the amount of time we've been around on this planet, utilizing exactly what you're talking +[3176.400 --> 3181.040] about is like this. And then the time that we're navigating with these crazy structures, +[3183.680 --> 3189.840] and it plays such an important and valuable role in how we function. I always put my wife owns +[3189.840 --> 3196.400] a sleep optimization company. And she's all about circadian rhythms and very anti-these lights, +[3196.560 --> 3201.520] and what's so fascinating is like, if you look, we have had our sleep dictated by the sun +[3201.520 --> 3206.880] in the same way for so long. And just over the past like 90 years or 80 years or whatever it's been +[3206.880 --> 3213.680] completely altered. Yeah. That's so, so, so new. And just we are the time that we're going into right +[3213.680 --> 3221.920] now is the most socially complicated ever. There's nothing ever like it. We've got, you know, +[3222.880 --> 3228.240] tons of political everything. Everything is so nuanced right now that there isn't, it's not just +[3228.240 --> 3232.720] about your survival. It's about survival and looking good when you post this Instagram post and +[3232.720 --> 3237.120] making sure it doesn't offend this, this, this, this, it's getting more complex, not less. +[3237.120 --> 3240.480] And it's happening quick. It's like that, you know, hockey-shaped curve of just like, +[3240.480 --> 3244.320] whoop, complexity is driving up. Well, we did that right before the start. I moved a book, +[3244.320 --> 3248.080] right? Because I didn't want that book in YouTube. And I didn't want people commenting on that. +[3248.080 --> 3251.680] So like totally my perception of how people would respond to it. +[3251.680 --> 3255.680] Yeah. I mean, all these weird things, like I'm wearing two different socks right now, +[3255.680 --> 3259.440] two different kinds of socks. And I was like, no, maybe I'll cover my sock. And then I'm like, I don't +[3259.440 --> 3267.920] care about my sock. Like we do that. Like we just, we, and we over index these things that other people +[3267.920 --> 3273.440] don't even notice. So there's, when I was teaching psychology at CUNY, I had this, so I was wearing +[3273.440 --> 3279.200] the same j-crew pants every day because they were really comfortable. And I started like, +[3279.200 --> 3283.680] I'm just wearing the same pants like every single day. And I have like two pants. And I was like, +[3283.680 --> 3288.080] I think people are going to know, but I couldn't find these pants anymore. So I was in my head +[3288.080 --> 3293.680] about these pants and my students looking at my pants. So I was like, no, let me ask. So I basically +[3293.680 --> 3298.080] set up this cool thing where I was like, hey, everyone, like a muffin to the course. I have like 140 +[3298.080 --> 3306.240] students or whatever. I was like, there's something about me that hasn't really changed. What is it? +[3306.240 --> 3312.000] And I had everybody like fill out a little form and they gave it to me. And only one person knew, +[3312.000 --> 3318.960] I guess what, they worked at J-crew. And they said, you really love our pants. You must have so many. +[3319.680 --> 3326.480] And it was just this moment where I was like, no one cares. No one really cares. And I think we +[3326.480 --> 3332.080] spent so much time on those things and not enough time on connection and not enough time on really +[3332.080 --> 3337.200] like getting the other person, getting out of our own head into what's like actually occurring. +[3337.200 --> 3342.320] So it's interesting because I have a different approach to this, which is I believe nobody cares +[3342.320 --> 3349.040] in day to day life and interactions. A video lasts forever. So what people care about today and what +[3349.040 --> 3355.440] somebody's going to pick out in 10 or 15 years are two different things. And then that adds like a +[3355.440 --> 3363.360] layer of complexity to thinking about how things play across time or not about what people remember +[3363.360 --> 3367.840] or not about their experience in the moment. But now I can go back and analyze that video and like +[3367.840 --> 3373.280] nitpick everything. Well, this is my big problem too. So I've had to get a lot of personal coaching +[3373.280 --> 3378.000] with my coaches about video. So if I had to give a presentation in Madison Square Garden, +[3378.720 --> 3384.560] tonight I'd be ecstatic. But if I have to make a video that I know that's going to be out there +[3384.640 --> 3390.720] on it, I overthink. I overanaly. I mean, there's videos of me saying things because also, I mean, +[3390.720 --> 3396.240] I've changed my own opinions on things. So like I have videos out there that I made in 2016 about +[3396.240 --> 3401.280] poker tells that over the past eight years, I've completely changed my mind and thoughts about that. +[3401.280 --> 3407.280] There's videos of me saying things that I completely disagree with today. And I, oh yeah, +[3407.280 --> 3412.880] I struggle with the same thing. I think I have to go the what's the Rick Rubin? Rick Rubin had +[3412.880 --> 3417.200] great quote about like a creative process is like you're creating something for the time. +[3417.920 --> 3422.960] But I struggle with the same thing like video of just like, oh no, of like how this is going to +[3422.960 --> 3428.640] be perceived. Or you know, I'll be more effective at this kind of conversation a year from now. This +[3428.640 --> 3434.400] is my second podcast and God knows how many years like those type of things. But to people really +[3434.400 --> 3439.920] care, I think we care more than you know, they do. You brought up dating. What are the things that +[3439.920 --> 3446.000] we can take away from this conversation and apply to dating, whether we're a guy, a girl, +[3446.000 --> 3453.120] it doesn't matter how can we read into the first few interactions with somebody from +[3453.120 --> 3457.920] a am I trying to determine if I want to spend my life with this person or see them more or +[3458.640 --> 3463.920] how do we how do we use this information in that specific context? Yeah, dating is a tricky one +[3463.920 --> 3470.400] because dating is this like, it is this weird game still. Like in the beginning, it's this game +[3470.400 --> 3478.160] of like delayed attraction and delayed gratification. And it's so much nuance to it. I'll tell you +[3478.160 --> 3483.920] one thing. I think that so I used to do this. I used to teach a dating class in New York City. +[3484.800 --> 3489.520] And one of the cool things I would do is I asked people in the room like, what's their ideal +[3489.520 --> 3494.720] person? And they're like, right, a list. I'm a piece of paper. And then I go, okay, the last three +[3494.720 --> 3500.160] relationships in your life, how many of them met that criteria? And they would all like laugh and +[3500.160 --> 3506.240] it would never be one to one. Right. I think people have this real weird concept of, it's almost like +[3506.240 --> 3510.400] mimetic desire. Like there's a desire of what you think you want, but what you actually want. +[3510.400 --> 3515.040] And I feel like the first step in really dating is like, what do you really want? And for a super +[3515.040 --> 3518.640] young, super somebody's young and they're 20s or whatever, you don't know. It's going to take +[3518.640 --> 3524.480] some time to sort of like figure it out. But I think doing that work of like what makes me happy? +[3524.480 --> 3529.680] Like what am I looking for in somebody else? And not going for the traits of just, I mean, +[3529.680 --> 3533.280] Traktor is an instant quality for the most part, right? You see somebody you know if they're +[3533.280 --> 3537.120] attractive or you're attracted to them or not. But there's sort of like these deeper things. Like +[3537.120 --> 3543.680] I remember like me and my wife met it was so funny. We met in like 20, this 12 years ago, I met +[3543.680 --> 3547.680] and she met my class. I had a class called Body Language Explain. She was in the second class ever. +[3548.320 --> 3554.880] And she walks in and I was like, okay, what do we got here? And during the, she sits down and then +[3554.880 --> 3562.080] during during our conversations, this she on my bookshelf, she said, you know, you remind me of like, +[3562.080 --> 3566.000] you remind me of like Tim Ferris a little bit like a New York City Tim Ferris. And I was like, +[3567.040 --> 3571.840] it has attractive girl. This is before Tim was like Tim Ferris, right? It was just kind of like four +[3571.840 --> 3577.040] hour body had just came out before I work week. And I was like, and she really read that book. +[3577.120 --> 3580.560] And I she's like, oh, I love him. I love his books and did it. And I was just kind of like, +[3580.560 --> 3585.680] huh, like it was this qualifier that was like different. And I was like, yeah, I think I'd like to, +[3585.680 --> 3589.920] I never thought that I never had the concept that my partner was going to share my interest at that +[3589.920 --> 3594.880] age. Right. I just because the women I had met were an interest in this kind of stuff. And I met +[3594.880 --> 3598.640] somebody that was like really interested in self development. And I was like, I didn't realize how +[3598.640 --> 3603.840] important this is to me. And it was so funny because then it was all these things that are like +[3603.840 --> 3609.600] truly important to me at the time and continued to grow that solidified this sort of relationship. +[3609.600 --> 3616.160] And then there's all the other game type stuff that you got to do. And it's it's even very +[3616.160 --> 3622.080] difficult to even articulate. I can tell you what not to do. I can tell you try not to be someone +[3622.080 --> 3629.120] you're not don't everybody's got a song playing. And sometimes you just need to dial the volume up +[3629.120 --> 3633.920] and down. Some people try to play a completely different song. So they try to become someone +[3633.920 --> 3638.000] completely different to be more of a chameleon for that person. And after three or four +[3638.000 --> 3643.280] dates, it's just like, this is not really me. You don't want to be too much yourself and too +[3643.280 --> 3649.040] authentic and too straightforward. But it's funny. Our first date, my first study ever was on dates. +[3649.040 --> 3654.560] So I rented a restaurant in New York City. This was in 2008 in the subprime mortgage crisis. I put +[3655.040 --> 3660.800] add on Craigslist $50 to set you up on a 30 minute date. I got like 300 applications. And I +[3660.800 --> 3664.800] set up a series of dates. People came in 30 minute date. And then the guy would leave. And I would +[3664.800 --> 3670.480] ask what's going on like was and we found that the so interesting is when you show people these +[3670.480 --> 3675.680] dates, what they perceive to be the best date is not the best date. So the best date is the one +[3675.680 --> 3681.040] that was a little bit more awkward, a little bit weird, but it had more depth to it. And those people +[3681.040 --> 3686.080] connected at a much deeper level, the surface ones, they look because and then you also see all +[3686.080 --> 3692.480] people's biases. So you see, I show people two people in a date and like in one, the female is by +[3692.480 --> 3697.360] society standards far more attractive than the male. And people immediately don't think that she's +[3697.360 --> 3702.560] interested in him because of that reason. So they just met you projecting all your stuff onto the +[3702.560 --> 3707.360] world around you every single second. And that really showed you. Are there questions we can ask +[3707.360 --> 3714.560] on dates that are more revealing of so other person is I don't I don't I if the best paradigm +[3714.560 --> 3720.400] for dates is storytelling, never questions. Because when you fall into this question and all right, +[3720.400 --> 3726.000] so if we take if we write a story out, let's say you told me like before we started this, you're +[3726.000 --> 3731.280] telling me a story about your kids, right? And we list that out. There were so many threads of +[3731.280 --> 3735.600] connection between me and you in that story. It would have been impossible for you to do that in +[3735.600 --> 3740.240] a question and answer. So like even when I was dating people, I when I was like helping people with +[3740.240 --> 3744.560] dates, I would say start off with story. So as soon as you get in the table, I'm just like, Hey, +[3744.560 --> 3749.040] are you just like the craziest thing just happened or just get into some sort of story story. +[3749.040 --> 3756.240] A story are it still is the single most powerful communication tool, bar none. The problem is people +[3756.240 --> 3761.520] are now in our society going into performance storytelling. Yeah, yeah, which is a lot different +[3761.600 --> 3766.160] than social storytelling. So performance storytelling is that when I was seven years old, +[3767.120 --> 3771.360] something happened that changed the course of my life. And it's kind of like I find it icky. +[3772.480 --> 3775.520] A real story is just telling a story like you tell your friends, but it has a beginning and it +[3775.520 --> 3781.120] hasn't. And I find that tell more stories and dating. It will really show you how you connect to +[3781.120 --> 3788.320] someone. That's fascinating advice. How did nonverbal styles work across cultures? No, they're so +[3788.320 --> 3794.080] different. This trick is this. So I have this thing called the anywhere on the planet approach. +[3794.080 --> 3799.760] And the sort of concept is you can be dropped anywhere in the planet and you could observe and you +[3799.760 --> 3806.640] can look at things. So you can look at like the proxemic differences between a Midwestern interaction +[3806.640 --> 3812.960] versus the Middle East. Middle East people, they talk quicker together. The behavior will be perceived +[3812.960 --> 3816.720] as maybe a little bit more aggressive in the way that I move in this. It's a cultural construct. +[3816.720 --> 3821.040] It's how they interact. It's not aggressive to them. Not aggressive to them. They're fine. In New York +[3821.040 --> 3827.040] City, the way I was raised around my friends, we were brutal to each other constantly making fun +[3827.040 --> 3832.560] of each other, insulting people left and right. It was part of the cultural construct. Or even the way +[3832.560 --> 3837.600] you walk in New York. Oh, I mean, still, I mean, pick out a tourist just by how they're walking, +[3837.600 --> 3842.480] right? I mean, still to this day, everywhere I go, I'm like, can you hurry up already? Exactly. +[3842.720 --> 3847.520] Why do you come from? Yeah. Like, what are you doing? There's like six, I still get frustrated. +[3847.520 --> 3852.080] How does one person take up the whole sidewalk? Yeah. Like those kind. So that's one of the +[3852.080 --> 3856.400] interesting things. Like now I just get like really interested. So I see someone on the elevator +[3856.400 --> 3862.480] and there's two people and they're blocking the other side. And I'm just like, you really don't +[3862.480 --> 3867.440] have the concept that other people are and I don't think people do. I don't think people have that +[3868.080 --> 3873.040] theory of mind that other people are interacting in this world. And it's why it's so infuriating +[3873.040 --> 3878.640] for the people who do have that. But I just don't like even on the plane today, somebody was literally +[3878.640 --> 3884.320] holding back yesterday. Everybody is walking on this line and they're trying to get their little +[3884.320 --> 3889.040] luggage out and they just and then their wallet falls and they have to take their wallet out +[3889.040 --> 3893.680] and tuck it into their, there's a world happening around you. What's going on? +[3894.640 --> 3900.000] That's like my one prompt for everybody listening is like there's a world happening around you. +[3900.000 --> 3906.880] And I think it's very healthy. Just sometimes make your behavior about others and not yourself. +[3906.880 --> 3912.480] So how can you optimize your behavior for the people around you as opposed to what you're going +[3912.480 --> 3917.360] through? It's a very helpful exercise for people that are in their head. And I think the best +[3917.360 --> 3921.520] communicators and the people that are the most well liked are consciously doing this. They're +[3921.520 --> 3926.800] putting other people first and it's just sort of like a reaction or a way of doing it. +[3926.800 --> 3932.400] I mean, I walked in here and I was like just as a default approach, they were unloading gear +[3932.400 --> 3937.440] and I was like, Hey, did you need help? And I picked up a stand and brought it in like it's just +[3938.000 --> 3941.920] because I know what it's like to carry all these damn stands down the block. It's just putting +[3941.920 --> 3946.720] others first. It can change your life and change what you get back. You just can't do it from a place +[3946.720 --> 3951.600] of trying to get something. It's super weird. If all of a sudden I bring this stand in and I'm like, +[3951.600 --> 3956.560] Hey, guys, I have a shoot after this. Were you willing to do it? Because I was like, I see where +[3956.560 --> 3961.760] it's going. Right? So it's insincere. It's totally insincere. Right? There's an order to it. And I think +[3962.960 --> 3967.200] approaching life from that perspective, I promise you, I always say this, you can never measure the +[3967.200 --> 3975.040] ROI of a social interaction. You have no idea what one interaction will lead to. I mean, I went to +[3977.040 --> 3982.000] a meetup and I met you and now I'm here. Right? Like just never know what one thing is going to do. +[3982.000 --> 3987.280] So it makes sense that you want to show up in a way that's about others as much as possible in +[3987.280 --> 3992.560] these interactions because it comes back to, it comes back. And even if it doesn't come back, I +[3992.560 --> 3996.720] tend to think you've, most people feel better about themselves knowing they're four others than +[3996.720 --> 4002.720] four themselves. My good friend Peter Kaufman has a saying, which is go positive and go first and +[4002.720 --> 4008.640] you really unlock the world in a way that you can't even anticipate the second, third, fourth, +[4008.640 --> 4014.400] fifth order consequences of that. But his theory is most people don't go positive, go first. +[4014.400 --> 4017.600] They want to go positive, but they want the other person to go positive first. +[4017.600 --> 4022.880] Yes. So they sit around waiting for people to recognize their potential for the world to give them +[4022.880 --> 4027.040] what they're, what they're owed. And because they're doing that, nothing happens because there's +[4027.040 --> 4032.880] no action, so there's no response. That's absolutely genius. And in my opinion, that's what leadership +[4032.880 --> 4039.680] is. So leadership is that stepping up and doing that, it's not waiting for it. I'm going to lead. +[4039.680 --> 4043.360] And I love it because like everybody can be a leader. You've been like on an elevator and it's +[4043.360 --> 4047.200] like awkward. And like the person who speaks up first and everybody laughs, it's like leadership +[4047.200 --> 4052.400] right there. You broke the cultural norm and you said something. I always get in this sometimes +[4052.560 --> 4056.240] and I'm like, oh, it's the awkward elevator silence. It's a perfect, everybody laughs. +[4056.240 --> 4061.120] Laps instantly. Right. One of switch gears a little bit. What's the Rockefeller method? +[4062.080 --> 4069.200] Okay. So I read, I think it was Titan. The book and there was a lot of lessons in that book, +[4069.200 --> 4075.040] but there was one story that fascinated me. And it was John D Rockefeller was in an oil +[4075.040 --> 4082.000] barreling facility. And he was watching his group of people barrel these oil barrels. And like, +[4082.000 --> 4086.640] back in the day, you would take tar and you'd put tar all around the barrel and then you put it +[4086.640 --> 4091.760] and you'd hammer it. And he's sitting there watching this and he's going, why do you use nine or +[4091.760 --> 4097.440] 10 or whatever pieces of tar? And they were like, I don't know Mr. Rockefeller, it's just what we do. +[4097.760 --> 4102.960] And it was and he was like, well, can you find out? Do it, do like a little study and find out how +[4102.960 --> 4109.920] much can you do it without without ruining the integrity of it? And I was like, that's absolutely +[4109.920 --> 4114.160] fascinating. Like that way of thinking. And it's so cool to be like just Rockefeller sitting +[4114.160 --> 4120.160] there as like Titan of industry, looking at this really small process and being like, how can we +[4120.160 --> 4124.960] optimize that? So after reading that, I made this like Rockefeller method internally where every quarter, +[4124.960 --> 4131.040] I would sort of view things from that perspective, right? And it comes up in weird like sass ways +[4131.040 --> 4135.680] right now where it's like, oh, wow, we spent a lot of money on this. Like reach out to them and see +[4135.760 --> 4141.200] if we could maybe get a bulk discount. And the amount that comes back from that method is absurd. +[4141.200 --> 4146.160] Like just it just works. And then also just think about it like in my own life, like, where am I +[4146.160 --> 4153.360] putting extra tar on that I don't need to put tar on? And it's so helpful because I am a very big +[4153.360 --> 4158.560] control. Do it myself, ethos. It's like often hard for people to work for me because I'm like, +[4158.560 --> 4162.640] I'll just do it. I'll just do it. And I have to almost get people around me that I'm like, listen, +[4162.640 --> 4166.720] the thing I value the most is when you say, no, I'll do it and I'll do it better than you. +[4167.280 --> 4171.760] And then you back that up. Like, and it's and I need that sort of culture around me. But the Rockefeller +[4171.760 --> 4177.920] method was very helpful for that. What else did you take away from that book, Titan? Or lessons +[4177.920 --> 4186.800] from Rockefeller? So many, like, I found the, when he was discussing how he didn't know how to +[4186.880 --> 4192.960] give away his wealth. I thought it was like the most interesting problem ever. He's like, I need to +[4192.960 --> 4198.400] build a whole, I don't know how to do this anymore. And how people were constantly asking, just the +[4199.360 --> 4207.120] the ruthfulness of some of it all of just the early monopolies were not a thing and just squeeze +[4207.120 --> 4212.640] out, squeeze out, squeeze out everything. I found that really interesting. Yeah, I mean, the funny +[4212.800 --> 4217.360] thing is the thing I take away most from that book is that one story, is that Rockefeller method +[4217.360 --> 4221.920] out of everything. Also, I learned this in graduate school at a really good professor. I was +[4221.920 --> 4227.120] sure remembered his name, but he, I was teaching, it was like a terrorism class or something like that. +[4227.120 --> 4231.840] And he, the way we did it was we had to read six books in the class. Terrorism. Yeah, so I got +[4231.840 --> 4236.240] like my certificate in terrorism studies. Okay. Because I went to John J, which was a criminal justice +[4236.240 --> 4240.880] fool. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. It was really cool. We had like people from +[4241.760 --> 4246.960] intelligence agencies, common gift presentations and do all these things. So what he had us do is, +[4246.960 --> 4252.800] he had his read like six books. And the only assignment for the entire class was to read a book +[4252.800 --> 4257.920] and take five passages out of the book, highlight it and write why they're important to you. +[4259.440 --> 4264.800] And genius. I was like, it's asked, I still do that to this day. So I still try to like, I have +[4264.800 --> 4269.040] like a Kindle connection where I just like highlight certain things because you highlight so much and +[4269.040 --> 4273.760] then it all goes in one ear out the other ear. But if you highlight five things that could actually +[4273.760 --> 4278.640] improve or impact your life in a certain way or change your perspective, so much more tangible +[4278.640 --> 4283.280] value from a book. So tell me your workflow. You go from Kindle to notion if I remember correctly. +[4283.280 --> 4291.600] Yeah. Good. Kindle to read wise, read wise to notion. Okay. And then what do you do with it? So +[4291.600 --> 4296.560] like I have this different colors mean different things. So I'm trying to improve my writing right +[4296.560 --> 4303.280] now. So blue is up. I like the way of sentence or a paragraph is structured. Red is I need to do +[4303.280 --> 4308.800] like more research on this. Yellow is one of those things that I want to sort of like take away from +[4308.800 --> 4313.760] a lifetime perspective. And I've been trying to also have a difficult time retaining a lot of what +[4313.760 --> 4319.280] I read. I'll remember aspects of this day for the rest of my life. Like I'm very good at like +[4319.280 --> 4324.160] experiential memory. But like things just go in one ear out the other ear. So I've been doing a +[4324.160 --> 4328.480] better job of like highlighting things that I want to remember. And I've been I'm wanting to use +[4329.440 --> 4334.000] this like Japanese method of flashcards. Yeah. It's just basically create flashcards for my events. +[4334.000 --> 4337.360] So I guess it's hard to keep things. So I remember when I used to teach I used to like have all +[4337.360 --> 4341.920] these like cool things in my head that I could pull from. And now that I'm doing more like podcasts +[4341.920 --> 4346.800] like I'll know a ton of researchers that I could reference. But I forgot their names. Yeah. +[4346.800 --> 4351.120] So my yeah, that person from you pen like I'd rather snow their name. So just trying to be more +[4351.120 --> 4355.520] intelligent about how I remember the sources and the things that are leading up to it. And then +[4355.520 --> 4362.240] there's just certain like people or writers or authors that I use as like anchor points like one +[4362.240 --> 4367.760] of them's like Robert Sopolsky like how wise you were to get all sorts of determinism behavior. He's +[4367.760 --> 4375.200] like while he's deep in biology. He's pretty cross discipline like he'll pull from different areas. +[4375.200 --> 4379.200] So it sends you down all these rabbit holes. And I like to like document it in the best way that I +[4379.200 --> 4384.960] possibly can. But I think AI is making that a lot easier now. Well, let's switch to your master +[4384.960 --> 4394.160] researcher. I'm curious about your process around using chat GPT to get up to speed on something +[4394.160 --> 4401.680] or how do you leverage AI to go about learning a new subject. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Because six +[4401.680 --> 4406.800] months ago I was like, I don't know, like it would just make things up. And now it's great. So one +[4406.800 --> 4412.400] of my big things is I say I have a prompt that's if I'm looking at an academic discipline that I +[4412.400 --> 4418.560] don't know a lot about, I say I want you to imagine this academic discipline as the branch. And I +[4418.560 --> 4425.920] want you to imagine the subcategories as the I'm sorry, as the branch, I want you to imagine the +[4425.920 --> 4432.400] base of the tree as the discipline, the branch as a sub discipline and the leaves as the +[4432.400 --> 4437.520] academics that correspond to that. And it does it for you. So like it goes into neurobiology, +[4437.520 --> 4442.960] like I've been really interested in predictive processing, which is this sort of universal theory for +[4442.960 --> 4449.600] how consciousness really is like how we process our world. And it's a rabbit hole to say the least, +[4449.600 --> 4455.280] right? So it has all these different philosophical philosophical approach all of that in order to +[4455.280 --> 4460.160] understand that world, I need to understand the bigger macro principles behind it and like who the +[4460.160 --> 4466.240] key players are in it. And I mean, you still have to do that research or have a research team +[4466.240 --> 4470.240] and have somebody like do this. And now I literally do it in a couple of prompts. It's absurd. +[4470.800 --> 4476.800] It's like absurd for workflows. So then what do you do with it? You have the leaves, you have the people's +[4476.800 --> 4482.560] name, and then I try to look for, so I try to look for what are the three biggest sources of conflict. +[4482.560 --> 4487.200] So what are they disagreeing about? Like where's the big fight in there to look for that? +[4487.200 --> 4494.960] Are you asking chat GPT? I lately have been asking chat GPT and the responses are pretty good. +[4494.960 --> 4499.760] It's pretty good. The problem. So what I I sort of back tested this and did it on things that I +[4499.760 --> 4505.520] haven't intimate knowledge about, right? So I was like, what are the discrepancies of research in +[4505.520 --> 4512.640] universal facial expressions and emotionality? And I'm like, oh, whoa, but I did it like six months +[4512.640 --> 4516.720] ago and it wasn't, oh, whoa, it was bad. I was like, you just made up a person. This is not real. +[4516.720 --> 4521.360] This is misappropriated. It is getting considerably better to the point of where I'm really trying +[4521.360 --> 4526.000] starting to trust this tool in six months from now. I think I have full confidence in these things. +[4526.000 --> 4530.400] And also you could do like cool things like we have a pretty robust database of all like the +[4530.400 --> 4534.320] PDFs on non-verbal behavior from every academic journal that I've just been collecting. I could +[4534.320 --> 4538.160] build my own little language model on that and just ask questions and query that. I mean, there's +[4538.160 --> 4542.720] different ways of doing it. But I mean, AI has helped me with behavioral coding more than anything +[4542.720 --> 4547.520] else. So I started this other company called behavioral robotics with the goal is to teach machines +[4547.520 --> 4552.160] to read human behavior because if reading human behavior is all about these complex decision +[4552.160 --> 4556.480] trees, there's no reason from a first principle perspective that a machine can't do the same thing. +[4556.480 --> 4561.040] In fact, it should be way better than we are. It should be way better because the camera on you +[4561.040 --> 4565.760] is not just Blake's worldview. It's all these modeled out worldviews that can predict and understand +[4565.760 --> 4569.280] and I think it can be something really special. It's going to take a lot of time to get there. +[4569.280 --> 4576.000] But you know, my first big study on Beyond Tells, I spent like a stupid amount of money. Like maybe +[4576.000 --> 4581.760] quarter million dollars manually coding. Like we counted 550,000 blinks. Somebody so we had a +[4581.760 --> 4586.160] team of like 70 people sit there and every time someone blinked, they clicked M on a keyboard. +[4586.960 --> 4592.720] And it got cross validated and made sure it was right and all that's not anymore. My machines do it. +[4592.720 --> 4596.800] I mean, just run it. Amazon Web Services. Every blink exactly when it happens. +[4597.440 --> 4600.720] Accuracy is incredible. It's amazing. +[4601.920 --> 4606.160] So how are you using it aside from that? Like what else are you doing with it? Because you had +[4606.160 --> 4612.560] some interesting takes on like how you're leveraging AI. Yeah. So like I am using it to develop +[4612.560 --> 4618.560] inventories and scales to better predict people that have social challenges. So for example, +[4618.560 --> 4623.600] like we're building something right now that's like a facial heat map. So basically, +[4624.640 --> 4629.920] it could understand when I'm saying so I'm having a language just by words, right? So basically, +[4630.560 --> 4635.360] our system takes all your movement and Brits down to raw data. Coordinate data. So like where +[4635.360 --> 4640.400] the hands and fixed points of the hands are moving. Facial data. And a lot of this stuff is you can +[4640.400 --> 4645.280] do it open source. But we're starting to refine it. So we're starting to understand like the composition +[4645.280 --> 4649.840] of wrinkles and people's faces and then understanding how their facial movement changes the wrinkles +[4649.840 --> 4656.000] to better classify behavior. And we know every word that everybody says at every second it says. +[4656.000 --> 4661.360] So then in interactions, we could easily create summaries and inventories for like, +[4662.000 --> 4666.640] this is something where this person should have shook in their head or sown some sort of facial +[4666.640 --> 4673.200] reaction, but they didn't. So a great example of this is a personal example. My dad passed away +[4673.200 --> 4678.560] like literally two weeks ago from a two year battle with ALS, right? So horrible disease, horrible. +[4678.560 --> 4684.720] But to see how people handle death and react to death from my level of expertise has just been +[4684.720 --> 4689.120] really fascinating. So some people are like, oh, so like like why aren't you coming? I'm like, +[4689.120 --> 4695.200] oh, my dad passed away. And they don't have the mimicking like the amp like, I'm so sorry. They +[4695.200 --> 4699.440] don't have to do that. They're like, oh, okay. And then I'm like, and I have to know. So I'm like, +[4699.920 --> 4703.600] in that moment, you just, I just feel really weird about death. I'm like, okay, thanks, +[4703.600 --> 4708.000] but you should probably tell people that because that's going to impact. So we can use machines to sort +[4708.000 --> 4712.320] of identify that, right? We could basically know that like there's a low level of facial animation +[4712.320 --> 4717.920] in this person's face when this person said something that there should have been social coordination. +[4717.920 --> 4721.680] And that's the truth. Like, I think all of these like, I mean, +[4722.880 --> 4727.200] so it's almost like blind spot identifying for people because it's like, hey, you should have +[4727.200 --> 4733.920] responded in this one way. You responded in a different way. That's not a judgment on how you +[4733.920 --> 4738.720] responded, but we're going to tell you how that's perceived exactly. So everything we do is about +[4738.720 --> 4743.280] perception, not meaning. The biggest problem with this industry of non-verbal behavior and body +[4743.280 --> 4748.320] language is it's pushed towards meaning, not perception. And the truth is it's just understanding +[4748.320 --> 4753.120] that your behavior is outside the distribution of what would be perceived as socially relevant. +[4753.120 --> 4757.520] And that's a lot more complex. Like all of those like, but there's also another angle to this. +[4757.520 --> 4766.240] As we keep talking about this, this is amazing for classifying behavior, but our society progresses +[4766.240 --> 4772.240] because of people who are outside of the norm. Like on an individual basis, it might be very +[4772.240 --> 4778.480] detrimental to you on a societal basis. It's usually advantages to society to have people who +[4778.480 --> 4784.400] operate outside the norms. So I wonder like to what extent if we try to reign people in to be more +[4784.400 --> 4790.320] normal, we're actually giving up sort of we're almost putting in ceiling on progress. Yeah, so this +[4790.320 --> 4795.040] is my whole thing. So we want to be to the right side of the bell curve, not the left. Yeah. So I'm +[4795.040 --> 4800.320] never pushing people towards normal. I'm getting them to understand normal to be themselves in the most +[4800.320 --> 4805.840] powerful way as possible. And to make sure they don't have behavioral blind spots that are completely +[4805.840 --> 4810.640] going to be like really ostracized by society. Like, okay, you can't do that kind of thing. But I, +[4810.640 --> 4816.160] there's nothing more that I love when a person is just themselves and just themselves. Like it, +[4816.160 --> 4821.360] and that's a very attractive quality. That's like, that's the definition of charisma in a lot of +[4821.360 --> 4824.960] ways. Like somebody just walks in the room and they they own it. And you're like, who is this person? +[4824.960 --> 4831.120] Like they must be someone. They must be something. But the truth is first, you want to understand what +[4831.120 --> 4836.960] normal is before you can break normal, right? Like that's how you know you're doing something that's +[4836.960 --> 4841.040] on the right side of the bell curve. And I say that because when you try something that's on the +[4841.040 --> 4844.800] right side of the bell curve and it doesn't work, you become the left side of the bell curve. So +[4844.800 --> 4848.240] that's why you're always trying to push in the right way. Yeah. I like that a lot. +[4848.880 --> 4855.520] Is there any other things to use chat GPT for? I should use it more and more. I mean, we use, +[4855.520 --> 4860.960] I mean, I'm using chat PT to build some of them. This is kind of meta, but I'm using chat GT to +[4860.960 --> 4865.840] build some of the language models that index and label communication because it's phenomenal at +[4865.840 --> 4874.320] that. So, so for example, I was like trying to create a mechanism for determining assertion in text. +[4874.960 --> 4883.680] So I said, I posted in chat GPT like 300 separate like words, not words phrases, that were from +[4883.680 --> 4888.720] a conversation. And I said, I want you to create an inventory on a scale from one to five +[4888.800 --> 4892.480] measuring assertion. First of all, what do you think is the opposite of assertion? And it's like, +[4892.480 --> 4898.080] oh, probably passive. So all right, so assertive and passive rank all of these. It was phenomenal at +[4898.880 --> 4904.160] it. It was like perfectly mimicked my like what I perceived to be nuanced understanding of like +[4904.160 --> 4908.800] the way someone structures a phrase. And then you ask it, I said, okay, better yet, give me the +[4908.800 --> 4915.120] rationality behind why? And it was like, because this answer is a little bit short and the other +[4915.120 --> 4920.560] person's a little bit larger. And it's like, yeah, you got it. It's phenomenal. But it goes into +[4920.560 --> 4924.880] like hundreds of details that we can't even exactly comprehend. We can't even begin. And like to me, +[4924.880 --> 4930.400] this is my world of nuance. So I'm like, oh, this thing gets it. So I'm using it. I can do that to +[4930.400 --> 4936.960] build out inventories super quickly. Like it would have taken a lot of time and effort to do that. +[4936.960 --> 4941.840] I'd probably hire some like some PhDs to like sit there and bubble. And now I just like, +[4942.480 --> 4947.680] it's incredible. I don't know how else to describe it. I mean, yes, it's not AGI. Yes, +[4947.680 --> 4953.360] there's so many other things. Yes, there's flaws. Yes, there's this. But as a tool, it is incredible. +[4954.400 --> 4960.080] You use coaching as a tool. You have a lot of coaches. Tell me about the process you use to +[4960.080 --> 4968.480] select coaches. And what's the difference between a great coach and a good coach for you? That's +[4968.480 --> 4976.400] great question. Okay. So process is not so much. I'm always, I always look for people that either I +[4976.400 --> 4981.760] have had some sort of experience with I like to follow people also or I like to be coached by people +[4981.760 --> 4990.000] that I believe are living their in alignment with their values. Like I know coaches out there in +[4990.000 --> 4994.240] the world that I'm like, you're saying that, but you're told team hate to like, how could you ever +[4994.240 --> 4999.200] coach that? So I'm looking for that first. Do they show up? Because I tend to stop listening to +[4999.200 --> 5005.040] somebody if I don't see that they're they're teaching something and not applying it. I also just like +[5007.280 --> 5012.000] maybe like a tougher coach. I want somebody that's going to call me out on my bullshit because I +[5012.000 --> 5016.720] can be very convincing and I can argue and they've been in a stop that's bullshit. Like one of my +[5016.720 --> 5023.120] coaches, Joss on him and Tasha, she is very quick to call me out on anything. She's like, that doesn't +[5023.120 --> 5028.000] sound right. Like she just gets to the point and gets to the heart of what's going on. And my other +[5028.000 --> 5032.160] coach, John McImmorgan is very good at saying like, well, you said this two weeks ago and now you're +[5032.160 --> 5037.200] not saying this. Like I think it's very difficult to get people to hold us accountable and for us to +[5037.200 --> 5042.640] be our word and all that. And then also I just coaches for other things like running and I just +[5042.640 --> 5048.000] like coaching. Yeah. So if you're a coach and you don't have three coaches, you should stop being +[5048.000 --> 5051.440] a coach. Well, it's really interesting, right? Because it's a shortcut to sort of +[5052.400 --> 5056.560] expertise in a way, which is like, they don't have the expertise. They shouldn't be a coach. +[5057.280 --> 5061.280] But from your point of view, it's like I can hire a coach who's done this, taught it. +[5062.000 --> 5066.080] I can get up to speed rather quickly, no matter what the subject is, whether it's holding me +[5066.080 --> 5071.520] accountable or like learning how to run longer distances or whatever objective I'm trying to achieve. +[5071.520 --> 5077.440] I now have access to sort of a better quality of thinking that I do in my immediate vicinity. +[5078.320 --> 5084.320] 100% and there's so many different and also just like I'm at point A, I want to get to point B. +[5084.960 --> 5089.760] And I want to get to point B, but I want to minimize the suffering that I'm getting to point B. +[5090.640 --> 5095.200] Find people to help me along that way. It's also my biggest. So if I were to go back, I would say +[5095.200 --> 5098.960] this, I would go back 21 years old and it was like what advice would you give your 21 year-old +[5098.960 --> 5106.240] self? I would say get a coach, but my 21 year-old self would probably tell my 38-year-old self to draw +[5106.240 --> 5111.040] off. I don't need to make that right. Well, let's go back to that a little bit. I did +[5111.040 --> 5116.400] want to touch on this before we wrap this up, which is you were a terrible student up until +[5116.400 --> 5122.560] university. Yeah. What changed? I felt like a complete failure. I think I had this identity that I +[5122.560 --> 5127.040] was a smart person and I went to school and at this moment, where this kid next to me was going +[5127.040 --> 5132.080] to West Point, kid to the left was going to Harvard. And I was like I can't believe I just wasted +[5132.080 --> 5135.920] this whole thing and I was like this is when everything changes and literally it was the +[5137.520 --> 5143.520] it was a massive identity shift for me. I had two big identity shifts. That that moment +[5143.520 --> 5147.680] when I shifted and when I started teaching psychology, those are the two big things that shifted me. +[5147.680 --> 5153.120] Go back to high school. Yeah. What was the shift? I was just like I'm going to take school very +[5153.120 --> 5157.280] seriously. I'm going to go to Harvard. I'm going to get my JDMBA. I made a decision that this is +[5157.280 --> 5163.840] what I want and it went a completely different way. But I still worked like that. Then your actions +[5163.840 --> 5169.840] aligned with that identity? Yeah. 100%. I was sitting I remember vivid conversations with my mom. +[5169.840 --> 5175.280] She's like Blake, like was the difference between like a 95 and an 88? I'm like you don't understand. +[5175.280 --> 5180.000] Like I need my GPA to be four. It was like the first time I really like applied myself to something. +[5180.000 --> 5184.160] I mean, except for like maybe gaming or a couple of other things that I did when I was younger. +[5184.880 --> 5191.120] But I over corrected to say the least. And I was like stressed and dealt with a lot of other +[5191.120 --> 5197.280] things. And I think I calibrated it like 21 or 22 to like, okay, now I know not to. And also +[5197.280 --> 5202.560] there's just like weird systemic things. So in like city university, if anybody's still going +[5202.560 --> 5210.960] there, like CUNY has the weirdest grading system where an A is 92 and above from a numerical +[5211.520 --> 5218.960] point. So there's no point in getting 100 or 93. There's no difference. So like if you're studying +[5218.960 --> 5224.800] to get 100 in a test, it's stupid. Like study for 90, get 90s across everything. Be nice to the +[5224.800 --> 5229.600] professor. You'll get an A. So it was just like seeing all this type of stuff. And then also like +[5230.480 --> 5235.200] being in school had me like question a lot about psychology, question a lot about research. +[5235.200 --> 5239.360] I learned how to critically think. And then I applied that critical thinking to the which I +[5239.360 --> 5245.200] think was what you're supposed to do. But I'm like, this study seems kind of like bullshit. +[5245.200 --> 5249.600] Like there's not that many people here and like what's going on. And it really opened my eyes to +[5249.600 --> 5257.280] like the flaws of research and how data can be manipulated. I had a very early experience with +[5257.280 --> 5262.960] that where I had a my professor was an adjunct and he was the head of data analysis at the MTA at +[5262.960 --> 5268.000] the time. And I had just done a study in my like experimental design class. And I was like, +[5268.000 --> 5271.120] yeah, I'm doing this study. He goes, you seem really happy with your study. I was like, yeah, +[5271.120 --> 5276.240] he's like, give me the data set. I vividly remember handing him a flash drive that had SPSS, +[5276.240 --> 5279.840] my data set. He goes, what do you want it to show? I was like significance, of course. And he's +[5279.840 --> 5284.960] like watch this. And literally 10 minutes later, he's like, there you go. And it blew my mind. +[5284.960 --> 5289.200] It blew my mind. That man blew my mind about how data could be manipulated. And he taught me at a +[5289.200 --> 5294.800] very young age, he was like, this was happening everywhere around. And he was and he gave an entire +[5294.800 --> 5302.560] class on how data is manipulated in day to day life. And I remember being like, oh my god, +[5302.560 --> 5306.400] like this is so cool. I guess this is such a well, imagine now, right? You just +[5306.400 --> 5310.160] look at the chat, GBT. And you're like, I want to show this. Give me the logic. Give me the +[5310.160 --> 5315.280] reasoning. Lay it out with reference. And you got a draft paper right there. Oh, that's another +[5315.280 --> 5324.240] chat GBT point. So I probably spent maybe $150,000 in hiring data scientists to clean and to produce +[5324.240 --> 5331.440] dashboards for beyond tells chat GBT. I could have done it all in a weekend. 20 bucks. Yeah. Yeah, +[5331.440 --> 5339.760] just sit in there. The insights are incredible. Yeah. I like the point about not, you know, after 93, +[5339.760 --> 5345.600] it doesn't matter. City might as well just optimize for 93. But that's how this is the systemic problem +[5345.600 --> 5350.400] in organizations. Well, so set the metrics and you're like, oh, okay. So I need to do this more than +[5350.400 --> 5354.640] this if I want to get move up, right? Well, so this is interesting. One of my kids came home and he +[5354.640 --> 5359.920] had a science fair project. And I was like, oh, that's an interesting topic. And I didn't seem like +[5359.920 --> 5364.240] something super interested in. I was like, why'd you pick that? He's like, well, if I picked what I +[5364.240 --> 5369.200] wanted to, I'd probably win. And then I'd have to present at like the regional science fair. And I +[5369.200 --> 5373.040] don't want to present it the reason on science fair. But I want to get a good grade. But I don't want +[5373.040 --> 5378.480] to get like a really good grade. So he's like, he's already thinking in terms of like optimizing for, +[5378.480 --> 5383.920] it's a really interesting approach. I mean, that's just like a sign of hyperintelligence in my +[5383.920 --> 5388.960] opinion. Like, it really is. Well, no, but that's like the joke where a lot of people, +[5388.960 --> 5393.280] well, like a lot of wealthy people would be like, oh, I wasn't smart. I was lazy. And I'm like, +[5393.280 --> 5399.200] yeah, but laziness in bed. That's a little sophistication, right? I get to interview the best +[5399.200 --> 5405.760] people in the world. How can I ask better questions? Oh, well, these really good questions. So one of +[5405.760 --> 5410.400] the things I'm doing right now, I can do it on you. So we're doing a thing on how to ask better +[5410.400 --> 5415.280] questions. So we're taking some really good question people like one of the people that I've seen +[5415.280 --> 5420.560] evolve is Tim Ferriss, his ability to ask questions in a certain way. And we basically take every +[5420.560 --> 5425.360] single interview he's ever had and we analyze all the behavior. And we're looking at the nonverbal +[5425.360 --> 5429.600] and contextual language patterns that do that. So I'll have to let you know because this is something +[5429.600 --> 5435.760] I'm like, I could do it for you too. Yeah, yeah. Um, I think, oh, God, those early interviews are terrible. +[5435.760 --> 5440.560] But that's, that's like the beauty of, so like, I've seen so many people, like, people that put +[5440.560 --> 5445.680] themselves out there, like, I find it so magical to see someone shift over years. And it's something +[5445.680 --> 5449.600] that I've been like, almost like afraid to do on video in a lot of ways, like not giving myself +[5449.600 --> 5453.760] permission to just be myself on video on them myself in person, but something about the video, +[5453.760 --> 5459.520] like we spoke about is like, whoa, but you see people change and you see people like warm up and you +[5459.520 --> 5466.080] see people become different over time. And I feel like that's so that that process is so much cooler +[5466.080 --> 5470.880] than like just seeing a master, like anybody that puts themselves out there and I'm paused to you +[5470.880 --> 5476.640] for doing this right now, you're seeing their improvement from where they started to where they +[5476.640 --> 5482.720] ended. And I think the lessons in improvement are the greatest lessons. Like, why did they go from +[5482.720 --> 5487.680] the first 10 podcasts, they're asking questions this way. Then the next 10, they shifted like, why? +[5488.240 --> 5495.040] Right. And understanding that context is, oh, that's a good one is like, ask somebody, +[5495.920 --> 5500.880] is there any context that you think I need to know in order for me to ask a better question or to +[5500.880 --> 5507.760] make this a better question? Because sometimes people don't give enough context and they have to be +[5507.760 --> 5512.000] prompted to, but once you give them the ability to give them more context, that works. And that's +[5512.000 --> 5516.000] also a quick tip. That's probably my single biggest communication tip for everybody in a corporate +[5516.000 --> 5523.040] culture. The more context, the better. It's just that simple. I like this works. One question before +[5523.040 --> 5527.920] the last question. So the penultimate question, I guess, is we're talking about writing earlier +[5527.920 --> 5536.160] and the power of writing in terms of thinking, can you expand on that? It's over time I have seen more +[5536.160 --> 5541.840] and more that it is probably one of the most powerful self-developed mediums, self-developed mediums +[5541.920 --> 5546.400] over anything. I think that people were in a war, especially for those who are thinkers, I know I'm +[5546.400 --> 5550.960] a thinker, I spend a lot of time in my head not being present and thinking and processing. +[5550.960 --> 5556.560] There's no checks and balances up here. There's no one to stop and say, hey, that's kind of not the +[5556.560 --> 5561.760] right idea or not. When you write something out, you're creating reality, you're taking your thoughts +[5561.760 --> 5566.960] and you're putting it out into reality. And then there's an ability to critically examine that. +[5566.960 --> 5570.960] And I just feel like it's so much help. It's so helpful. It allows you to structure your ideas. +[5570.960 --> 5575.760] It makes you a better thinker. It makes you a better communicator. It's evidence of how you've +[5575.760 --> 5580.320] shifted your thoughts and your principles and ideas over time. I think a writing practice is so, +[5580.320 --> 5587.840] so, so important. I think of it in terms of reflecting as well, right? So, mental reflection, +[5587.840 --> 5592.000] I tend to just keep going over the same things a lot. But when I write it down, it's like, that +[5592.000 --> 5596.480] doesn't make sense. You're checking your own thinking in a way, right? Because now you're, +[5596.560 --> 5600.160] and I prefer pen and pencil, even if I like shred it or burn it after. +[5601.920 --> 5606.080] But you're checking your own thinking. And it's the process by which I discover I don't know what +[5606.080 --> 5610.640] I'm talking about. But it's also the process by which I know where to look for more information, +[5610.640 --> 5616.000] where to go about it and learn what I'm talking about in a way that I can convey clearly to other +[5616.000 --> 5621.200] people. But it's also how I get new ideas. And importantly, how I give up ideas, +[5621.760 --> 5627.200] which I don't think we do a lot of these days. And so there's like an ego thing to it where it's +[5627.200 --> 5632.320] like you're practicing, that's a really good sentence. You want to keep it in, then you're like, +[5632.320 --> 5637.520] oh, I got to get rid of it. But it doesn't fit with the piece, right? But then you're giving +[5637.520 --> 5641.360] something up and you're sort of, and then you can give it to other people and get feedback. +[5641.360 --> 5646.400] Because they don't see all the thoughts that you have in your head that you see. And so, +[5646.400 --> 5650.160] like they're giving you, oh, this doesn't make sense. And now all of a sudden, it's like, oh, +[5650.160 --> 5655.360] I've got something here. Yeah. And you're talking about this makes me want to bring back this practice. +[5655.360 --> 5660.880] So I started journaling and I started to realize that because I'm such an optimist, I lie in my +[5660.880 --> 5666.800] journals. So what I started doing was I made a video journal and I sat in front of the camera +[5666.800 --> 5672.400] and I spoke to myself every day. And I have some of these videos where it's like, interesting. +[5672.400 --> 5676.880] The IRS is coming after me. Like it was like the worst business moment ever. +[5676.880 --> 5682.160] Yeah. I remember. All this crazy stuff. And I have a video of myself like being like, +[5682.160 --> 5687.360] yeah, things are okay. And I have like big dark circles under my eyes. And I look like, +[5687.360 --> 5691.040] oh, you poor kid, things are not okay right now. Well, because you have a different perspective. +[5691.040 --> 5697.200] Exactly. Exactly. But also, if I would have watched even that video after I recorded it, +[5697.200 --> 5701.280] I probably would have seen that things are not so okay with your analysis. Of course. +[5701.280 --> 5706.240] You've been like the best kid. So I think it's a helpful one. But that optimism can be helpful, +[5706.240 --> 5710.800] right? Which is I get through it as an entrepreneur. I mean, tell you push through, right? +[5710.800 --> 5718.160] It's like how Elon saved Tesla effectively. It wasn't sane. But I'll, yeah. I won't say a lie, +[5718.160 --> 5725.360] but you know, close to a lie and save the company through that lie, raise money. And now we have +[5725.360 --> 5730.240] this, but had that not happened, whether he was deceiving himself or deceiving other people or +[5730.240 --> 5735.760] didn't even know he was deceiving himself or deceiving other people objectively speaking. +[5735.760 --> 5742.480] It was sort of fiction that saved the company. So then do the ends justify the means? Do the, +[5742.480 --> 5748.720] I mean, I think so. As an entrepreneur, like, there's, there's like true belief in being able to +[5748.720 --> 5753.200] create something. And you're not necessarily knowing what the path looks like. But you're going to +[5753.200 --> 5759.840] create something, right? And then there's just flat out, like lies. Like, and then lying is, +[5759.840 --> 5764.880] I think a lot different, like intent is a lot of it of a different thing. But you know, a lot of +[5764.880 --> 5770.720] people, a lot of maybe they started off with, was that the road to hell is pay with good intentions? +[5770.720 --> 5775.520] I think that's what happens. I think people try to protect, right? They lose their values and then +[5776.480 --> 5781.680] there's somewhere else. But yeah, I mean, everybody does it. Like everybody, any, any VC pitch I've seen. +[5781.840 --> 5787.200] Come on. It's like, it's a hockey stick right after this month, right? Exactly. It's like, all right. +[5787.200 --> 5793.200] I know our users are redefining what active users is. Yeah. But they're growing up. Like, it's like, +[5793.200 --> 5800.480] come on, we all know the game. Yeah. The question we always end with is what is success for you? +[5800.480 --> 5805.040] Success for me is pretty simple. You write things down and you accomplish it. That's success. I +[5805.040 --> 5811.440] believe success is a personal journey in whatever you want to do. So some people don't actually +[5811.440 --> 5816.320] know what their version of success is and it just happens to them. So I think it's really helpful +[5816.320 --> 5820.960] to sit there and be like, you know, I want a relationship where there's no friction and I have +[5820.960 --> 5825.520] the love of my life and like, I texted my wife. I was like, I miss you already. And we were gone +[5825.520 --> 5830.240] for like eight hours and it was like, that's on the list. So I have a successful relationship. +[5830.240 --> 5834.400] The business right now is not necessarily certain things that need to get changed this year. +[5834.400 --> 5838.640] There's certain things that need to change. That can be listed and I can measure if I'm successful +[5838.640 --> 5843.680] or not. Because the truth is, if you don't do that, you're likely playing somebody else's game. +[5843.680 --> 5848.400] Yeah. And it's just so it's so hard to live that life. Well, thank you for taking the time +[5848.400 --> 5851.280] for this incredible conversation. This is a great, great question. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_bMX9y0PedaY.txt b/transcript/podcast_bMX9y0PedaY.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cb7737e1107c2591cbfb63614897f6612bf6a9d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_bMX9y0PedaY.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1328 @@ +[0.000 --> 4.920] Before we start the episode today, I wanted to give another quick announcement about the +[4.920 --> 7.000] coming New York Times audio paywall. +[7.000 --> 9.120] This will not be the last of these you're going to hear. +[9.120 --> 12.280] I dropped a small episode down the feed a few days ago. +[12.280 --> 15.520] It was called about the coming paywall, all the details are there. +[15.520 --> 19.320] But in case you missed it, in the next couple of weeks, the archives of the show are going +[19.320 --> 20.680] to become a subscriber only. +[20.680 --> 23.400] This will happen for all New York Times audio shows. +[23.400 --> 27.760] The most recent episodes will still be free, but to access any older episodes you're +[27.760 --> 30.200] going to need a time subscription. +[30.200 --> 33.440] For more details on how all that will work, why it's happening, why I actually think +[33.440 --> 36.040] it's a good idea and want to persuade you that it is too. +[36.040 --> 40.240] You can see that episode from a few days ago about the coming paywall. +[40.240 --> 45.280] And now to today's episode. +[45.280 --> 48.360] From New York Times opinion, this is the Ezra Klein Show. +[58.760 --> 67.720] We are at a hinge moment in the economy. +[67.720 --> 72.720] For the past few years, there has been one problem on economic policymakers minds, one +[72.720 --> 77.960] problem of assessing the Fed, assessing the Biden administration, assessing everybody. +[77.960 --> 79.200] Inflation. +[79.200 --> 84.320] But in mid-September, the Federal Reserve officially called an end to that era when it cut interest +[84.320 --> 86.960] rates by 50 basis points. +[86.960 --> 89.920] And it was saying is no longer the problem. +[89.920 --> 93.600] It's come down from around 9% to around 2.5%. +[93.600 --> 95.840] But now unemployment is creeping up again. +[95.840 --> 98.160] There are signs of economic stress. +[98.160 --> 104.040] Having spent the last years cooling the economy down, the Fed now feels it is both safe and +[104.040 --> 108.240] necessary to heat it back up at least a bit. +[108.240 --> 113.480] The fact that inflation is over at least for now, as an economic problem, doesn't mean +[113.480 --> 116.080] it's over as a political problem. +[116.080 --> 117.080] This remains high. +[117.080 --> 120.440] Inflation going down means prices are no longer rising at that rate, but it doesn't +[120.440 --> 124.520] mean the prices themselves have gone back to their previous levels. +[124.520 --> 126.440] And people remain pissed. +[126.440 --> 130.840] And the inflation crisis, as we talked about in a past episode with Anilari, it's focused +[130.840 --> 136.680] attention on the long building and completely unsolved affordability crises, the cost +[136.680 --> 141.040] of homes, of childcare, of health care, of education, of elder care. +[141.040 --> 146.200] And so the 2024 election is still very much about the cost of living. +[146.200 --> 150.240] But that is not all that the next administration is going to have to deal with. +[150.240 --> 156.600] So what does it mean to fight the next economic war, rather than the last economic war? +[156.600 --> 158.920] What's coming that we have to prepare for? +[158.920 --> 162.680] Jason Furman is a professor of economics at Harvard Kennedy School. +[162.680 --> 165.880] He's the former chair of the Council of Economic Advisors for Barack Obama. +[165.880 --> 169.560] He served in a number of other roles in government as well. +[169.560 --> 173.800] He has been very closely tracking the inflation crisis over the past few years, and we talk +[173.800 --> 176.800] about both what he got right and wrong there. +[176.800 --> 181.640] But he's just incredibly knowledgeable about the ins and outs of how economic policy actually +[181.640 --> 188.560] gets made, what happens in the room, what tools are in the toolkit, what can go wrong. +[188.560 --> 192.000] So I wanted to see what he thought the next administration be dealing with, and what he +[192.000 --> 196.400] thought of some of the big policy ideas that Vice President Kamala Harris and former President +[196.400 --> 198.880] Donald Trump have proposed. +[198.880 --> 207.960] As always, my email as a client show at nmytimes.com. +[207.960 --> 210.120] Jason Furman, welcome to the show. +[210.120 --> 211.960] Great to be back with you. +[211.960 --> 215.640] So the Fed just cut interest rates by a half percentage point. +[215.640 --> 219.200] You thought the Fed would and should cut rates by a bit less. +[219.200 --> 220.200] Why? +[220.200 --> 222.040] I don't feel particularly strongly. +[222.040 --> 226.800] The important thing here is that inflation is down a lot. +[226.800 --> 232.000] The unemployment rate is up a lot, and so the Fed should not just move once, but make +[232.000 --> 236.920] it clear that they're going to keep moving, and that's exactly what they did. +[236.920 --> 241.640] I didn't think the data was so overwhelming that they should start out in a different +[241.640 --> 243.320] place than they usually start. +[243.320 --> 245.760] They usually start with 25 basis points. +[245.760 --> 251.860] I don't think things are so bad deteriorating so quickly that there's a reason to do a jump +[251.860 --> 253.400] start on that. +[253.480 --> 257.080] The path is pretty much almost exactly what I would have wanted to see. +[257.080 --> 261.760] But when they worry that it's deteriorating, what are they seeing that makes them worry +[261.760 --> 263.960] about deterioration in the economy? +[263.960 --> 269.000] As always, there's just different economic indicators telling very different stories. +[269.000 --> 274.160] The one that got their attention, that got my attention, is the unemployment rate has +[274.160 --> 276.680] been steadily rising. +[276.680 --> 282.880] It was a low of 3.4%, and now it's up to 4.2%. +[282.880 --> 287.560] The worry is that historically, every time you see a small increase in the unemployment +[287.560 --> 292.840] rate, you see a large increase in the unemployment rate, and no one would want to see that. +[292.840 --> 294.360] That's just one piece of data. +[294.360 --> 298.880] If you look at consumers, for example, they're spending like crazy. +[298.880 --> 302.240] Businesses are investing at a high rate. +[302.240 --> 306.880] Building, which had been quite low, is starting to make a rebound. +[306.880 --> 313.200] Overall, GDP growth is at about a 3% rate, which is incredibly fast, at least on a sustained +[313.200 --> 314.200] basis. +[314.200 --> 317.560] That's what I mean by different indicators telling different stories. +[317.560 --> 322.200] I was looking at the social network, formerly known as Twitter today, and Mark Zandy, +[322.200 --> 327.640] the economic forecaster, wrote, I've hesitated to say this at the risk of sounding hyperbolic. +[327.640 --> 331.400] But with last week's big GDP revisions, there is no denying it. +[331.400 --> 336.600] This is among the best performing economies in my 35 plus years as an economist. +[336.600 --> 338.120] Economic growth is rip roaring. +[338.120 --> 341.520] I mentioned real GDP up 3% over the past year. +[341.520 --> 346.600] Unemployment of 4%, inflation closing in on the Fed's 2% target, corporate profits +[346.600 --> 350.000] robust, stock market hitting record highs. +[350.000 --> 354.520] Are we at a point now with inflation much more under control where you feel like that +[354.520 --> 357.800] too, that this is a sort of historically good economy? +[357.800 --> 359.560] I think the economy is pretty amazing. +[359.560 --> 362.520] First of all, you go around the world, and I do. +[362.520 --> 367.080] I have meetings with economic officials in other countries, and they all would love to +[367.080 --> 368.240] be the United States. +[368.240 --> 372.680] They'd love to be us in the short run in terms of where our growth is right now. +[372.680 --> 376.840] They'd love to be us over the medium or longer term because of our productivity growth, +[376.840 --> 383.400] because of where some of the world's leading companies, fastest growing companies are located. +[383.400 --> 388.640] You never want to relax too much, but right now, it feels very, very good. +[389.640 --> 392.360] This has been on my mind, maybe you have an answer to it. +[392.360 --> 398.440] When I began covering economics in the early mid-2000s, there were these books about how +[398.440 --> 401.800] the Eurozone is going to be a bigger economy than we were. +[401.800 --> 406.920] You would talk about productivity numbers in France and German manufacturing. +[406.920 --> 413.920] Just over a couple of decades, we really pulled very far ahead of Europe. +[413.920 --> 417.880] The UK is quite poor compared to us now. +[417.880 --> 422.840] That went so wrong for them or what went so right for us. +[422.840 --> 424.800] For us, there's two halves to that. +[424.800 --> 429.680] The thing that didn't go as right as you'd like it to go is productivity growth. +[429.680 --> 434.320] It's been fine, but it hasn't been that great. +[434.320 --> 439.160] Europe, in contrast, has had terrible productivity growth, and the big difference between the +[439.160 --> 444.360] two economies, and Mario Draghi has a terrific recent report about all the things Europe +[444.360 --> 446.840] should do, and he emphasizes this point. +[446.840 --> 451.680] The big difference between the US and Europe on productivity overall is the technology +[451.680 --> 452.800] industry. +[452.800 --> 459.760] We have one other than Spotify and a few other things Europe basically doesn't. +[459.760 --> 461.560] We've had decent productivity growth. +[461.560 --> 466.400] Europe has had terrible productivity growth, and then our stock market has done even better +[466.400 --> 469.320] than you would think from our productivity growth. +[469.320 --> 475.000] That's because there's all this extrapolation forward about how much they're going to be +[475.000 --> 481.480] able to make in the future when, for example, AI all comes together and pans out. +[481.480 --> 484.720] Hopefully it's forward-looking and knows what it's doing. +[484.720 --> 488.720] Of course, it might be forward-looking and over optimistic and will eventually find out +[488.720 --> 490.520] which one of those it is. +[490.520 --> 495.240] I think one of the things that really struck me preparing for this podcast with you is +[495.240 --> 502.160] that we call six or seven economists on different sides of the ideological spectrum. +[502.160 --> 506.040] The question we kept asking, and I'll ask a view at a minute, is to talk through what +[506.040 --> 513.000] problems they were worried about in the next couple of years, and not one, said inflation, +[513.000 --> 514.480] not one. +[514.480 --> 515.480] Is that done? +[515.480 --> 520.880] Where the inflation war is won, and we can relax, and the Fed is cutting interest rates, +[520.880 --> 525.840] and whatever that was, it is actually gone and tamed, or do you disagree and see it as +[525.840 --> 528.480] a burbling risk in the background? +[528.480 --> 533.920] I hope you didn't call seven Fed governors to get that answer, because they should never +[533.920 --> 536.760] think the inflation job is done. +[536.760 --> 541.560] The beauty of a fiat currency is you have a lot of control over the economy. +[541.560 --> 546.080] The downside is if you create too much of it, inflation is always lurking around the +[546.080 --> 551.200] corner, and the only anchor you have is the seriousness of monetary policy makers. +[551.200 --> 553.560] I think the Fed should continue to be nervous. +[553.560 --> 558.040] I think almost everyone else, though, does not need to be. +[558.040 --> 562.440] When you think of the inflation story over the past couple of years, when it begins rising, +[562.440 --> 566.840] you have this whole talk of team transitory, people like this, just a pandemic, supply +[566.840 --> 569.240] kink, it's going to go back down quickly, don't worry about it. +[569.240 --> 574.520] There are people like Larry Summers famously, but also you who begin really raising the alarm +[574.520 --> 576.560] and saying, no, this is going to be worse than you think. +[576.560 --> 580.240] There's more, we've overheated the economy, there's more pressure building up, it's going +[580.240 --> 585.880] to spread from used cars elsewhere, and that proves out to be right. +[585.960 --> 590.520] Then the same folks say that it's going to be pretty tough to get it back down. +[590.520 --> 595.520] In 2022, you said we might need to have unemployment as high as 6.5% for a few years. +[595.520 --> 601.280] Larry Summers famously said you might need unemployment above 5% for five years, and we're +[601.280 --> 603.240] able to get a soft landing without that. +[603.240 --> 609.120] We bring inflation down, and even now we're only up around 4% unemployment. +[609.120 --> 611.800] What did team transitory get wrong in your view? +[611.800 --> 614.960] Why did inflation get so much worse than people thought? +[615.000 --> 620.480] Why was it easier to bring down than the more inflation hawkish among us, you're +[620.480 --> 622.480] self-included, assumed? +[622.480 --> 623.480] Yep. +[623.480 --> 629.200] First of all, I'm thrilled to have been wrong on that, so that's a great thing. +[629.200 --> 634.120] In terms of team transitory, they really were predicting inflation was going to go away +[634.120 --> 639.480] right away, not in two or three years, but literally in two or three months. +[639.480 --> 642.880] They incorrectly thought it was all on the supply side. +[642.880 --> 647.160] The fact that it's gone away does not change my view that an awful lot of it was demand, +[647.160 --> 652.200] and it sort of defies the imagination to think that you can give so much money out to +[652.200 --> 659.960] people, and it won't have any impact on how they behave or what they do. +[659.960 --> 664.160] I think his broad inflation down is a combination of three things. +[664.160 --> 670.200] The first is some of it was a supply shock that was most clear with Russia's unprovoked +[670.200 --> 675.800] inflation of Ukraine and what that did to energy and food prices, and that just went +[675.800 --> 677.800] away. +[677.800 --> 683.160] Second of all, the labor market really has loosened quite a lot, but it's loosened in +[683.160 --> 685.640] an incredibly pleasant way. +[685.640 --> 691.240] My single favorite indicator for the labor market is to compare the number of job openings +[691.240 --> 693.520] to the number of unemployed. +[693.520 --> 698.400] At the peak of labor market tightness two years ago, there were two job openings for every +[698.400 --> 702.000] unemployed worker, and you didn't just need to look at the Jolt series to see this, +[702.000 --> 706.400] you could just walk down the block, and you'd see help wanted ads or were short of people +[706.400 --> 709.680] ads no matter where you went. +[709.680 --> 712.560] That was an incredibly hot labor market. +[712.560 --> 717.720] That has since fallen down from two job openings for unemployed to 1.1. +[717.720 --> 720.480] Now here's where the good part comes in though. +[720.480 --> 725.080] That big improvement in the labor market, at least loosening of the labor market, happened +[725.080 --> 731.600] almost entirely because job openings fell sharply, not because unemployment rose. +[731.600 --> 734.520] Governor Chris Waller on the Fed basically called that correctly. +[734.520 --> 740.120] He in effect said, the reason for these job openings is not just a huge amount of demand. +[740.120 --> 743.360] It's also that everything's been re-shuffled. +[743.360 --> 746.360] We've had a reallocation throughout the economy. +[746.360 --> 750.520] In 2021, maybe your business didn't have work from home, and you wanted to work from +[750.520 --> 755.040] home, so you left it and went to look for a work from home job or vice versa. +[755.040 --> 760.960] There was just a lot of re-shuffling going on, but once that re-shuffling finished, you +[760.960 --> 767.280] would return to some more normal relationship between job openings and unemployment. +[767.280 --> 771.720] If we can lower demand a little bit, we can get those job openings down a lot and loosen +[771.720 --> 775.600] the labor market in this really pleasant way. +[775.600 --> 781.080] When people looked at the inflation rate and thought we would need really sharp unemployment, +[781.080 --> 783.720] is that built on a theory from the 70s? +[783.720 --> 786.200] You would have to break expectations about the future. +[786.200 --> 792.920] Was it really just a direct calculation that you would need that much less demand to +[792.920 --> 794.920] get prices down? +[794.920 --> 796.520] Yeah, so that's the third one. +[796.520 --> 798.600] The supply shock got better. +[798.600 --> 800.760] The second is the labor market listened. +[800.760 --> 806.720] The third is expectations stayed really well anchored, and that was hugely different from +[806.720 --> 813.560] the 1970s and early 1980s back then, businesses thought inflation was going to be 10%. +[813.560 --> 817.440] They raised prices by 10%, and they raised wages by even more, and then they raised prices +[817.440 --> 823.600] by 10%, raised wages by even more, and it became self-fulfilling, and it took a recession +[823.600 --> 825.880] to break that expectation. +[825.880 --> 832.000] This time around, there was tons of criticism of the Fed, the Wall Street Journal and CNBC, +[832.000 --> 838.080] and if you looked at what the market was pricing in terms of expected inflation in the future, +[838.080 --> 844.120] that never got much above 2%, which is a measure of how the Fed, at least with financial +[844.120 --> 848.320] markets and people betting their own money, kept its credibility. +[848.320 --> 853.000] I would argue, and I can't prove this at all, that the Fed saying we're obsessed with +[853.000 --> 855.640] inflation, we're going to raise rates a lot. +[855.640 --> 860.920] If we need to have pain, we're going to have pain, helped keep those expectations anchored +[860.920 --> 864.120] and made it much easier for them to do their job. +[864.120 --> 869.120] Again, they followed the transitory advice, inflation expectations might have gone up, +[869.120 --> 873.560] in which case it would have been much, much more painful to bring this down, but I can't +[873.560 --> 876.640] prove anything that I just said. +[876.640 --> 881.880] So now if you're imagining writing the textbook that will be taught in economics classes like +[881.880 --> 887.740] yours in a couple of years, this are understanding of what happens in inflationary periods or +[887.740 --> 890.260] what modern central banks are capable of doing. +[890.260 --> 894.340] Has any of it really changed, given that everybody's models released a little bit wrong going +[894.340 --> 895.340] through this? +[895.340 --> 898.780] Yeah, no one got this right from beginning to end. +[898.780 --> 900.500] Very strongly agree with that. +[900.500 --> 908.820] I think this importance of expectations has been to some degree the most important lesson. +[908.820 --> 912.300] And so on the one hand, you can sort of relax a little bit more about inflation knowing +[912.300 --> 914.460] you can bring it down. +[914.460 --> 918.380] But I think the only reason you can bring it down is if you're willing to raise rates +[918.380 --> 923.300] quite a lot and risk what happens in the economy. +[923.300 --> 929.980] And so for me, I come into this with a little bit more respect for some of the central +[929.980 --> 938.900] banker conservatism trying to do their main job, which is keeping the price level stable. +[938.900 --> 943.380] But you can also look at this just as easily and say, hey, this all would have gone away +[943.380 --> 944.380] on its own. +[944.380 --> 946.140] The Fed did nothing. +[946.140 --> 948.020] And next time around, let's not worry. +[948.020 --> 950.140] Let's just be a bit patient. +[950.140 --> 955.820] I know people who got very used to the low rates, pretty low mortgage rates of the past +[955.820 --> 959.620] preinflation 10, 15 years. +[959.620 --> 966.580] And some of them are, practically now that they saw the rates cut by a 50 basis points, +[966.580 --> 971.180] I kind of see them saying things like, I'm going to wait to buy home because the Fed +[971.180 --> 976.220] is going to get interest rates back down to where I can get a 3% or 2% mortgage or +[976.220 --> 978.380] I'm going to wait to re-file till I get there. +[978.380 --> 988.020] Do you understand rates as on an inexorable or at least intended march down to where, say, +[988.020 --> 991.660] mortgage rates were four years ago or five years ago? +[991.660 --> 998.100] Or should people who want to buy a home not be expecting that interest rates will be +[998.100 --> 1005.380] in a very different place in 2026 or 2027 or at least not a predictably different place +[1005.380 --> 1007.020] than they are now? +[1007.020 --> 1008.020] So it's hard. +[1008.020 --> 1011.060] I'm not sure how much more mortgage rates are coming down. +[1011.060 --> 1015.620] Now if you told me you had a friend who is a banker and they wanted to borrow money +[1015.620 --> 1020.580] overnight in a securitized basis, I'd say great, they should just wait because they're +[1020.580 --> 1023.060] borrowing it what's called the federal funds rate. +[1023.060 --> 1027.660] That's what the Fed controls and that is definitely coming down. +[1027.660 --> 1032.540] The problem is mortgage rates are based not just on where the federal funds rate is today, +[1032.540 --> 1037.140] but where it's expected to be tomorrow and the year after that and the year after that. +[1037.140 --> 1040.780] And so mortgage rates already come down by about a percentage point but they're still +[1040.780 --> 1046.500] very high and they're high in part because of an expectation that rates just aren't going +[1046.500 --> 1051.380] to come down that much on a permanent basis. +[1051.380 --> 1055.500] And in that sense, they're a little bit like the stock market, which famously is a random +[1055.500 --> 1059.340] walk and at any point in time, the stock incorporates all the information. +[1059.340 --> 1064.140] And if you ask me whether Nvidia is going to go up or down, I have no idea because that's +[1064.140 --> 1066.700] already priced into the stock. +[1066.700 --> 1070.900] Mortgage rates aren't exactly like that, but they have some of that characteristic. +[1070.900 --> 1073.340] And for all you know, people will be kicking themselves. +[1073.340 --> 1077.500] They didn't get the wonderful 7% mortgage when they could. +[1077.500 --> 1081.220] Do you worry this will keep the housing market somewhat frozen for a long time? +[1081.220 --> 1087.380] I mean, I know folks who would like to move, but they got one of those 2.5 percentage +[1087.380 --> 1091.740] point rates and they're not going to have that if they move. +[1091.740 --> 1095.660] And there's a lot of places where people are worried this has been making it harder to +[1095.660 --> 1097.540] get housing supply onto the market. +[1097.540 --> 1099.660] Do you think that is a real problem? +[1099.660 --> 1100.660] I worry about that some. +[1100.660 --> 1105.020] I mean, first of all, it's a terrible thing about monetary policy that you wish you had +[1105.020 --> 1109.140] a tool that spread itself evenly over the whole economy and this tool doesn't. +[1109.140 --> 1114.460] But disproportionately hits the housing sector and then it has to do even more to make +[1114.460 --> 1119.740] up for all of the parts of the economy that it doesn't have as big an effect on. +[1119.740 --> 1124.340] I do think a lot of the freezing up of things is based on an expectation. +[1124.340 --> 1128.500] If everyone thinks mortgage rates are going back to 3, they're not going to move right +[1128.500 --> 1129.500] now. +[1129.500 --> 1133.660] 5 years from now, if it becomes clear they're never going back to 3, you're not going +[1133.660 --> 1138.340] to stay in your house forever as your family shrinks, your family grows, you get a new +[1138.340 --> 1140.180] job or whatever it is. +[1140.180 --> 1146.460] So I think some of this is the degree to which people expect it will be transitory as opposed +[1146.460 --> 1150.500] to what the rate actually is itself. +[1150.500 --> 1153.300] I have a pet economic theory idea. +[1153.300 --> 1154.300] Great. +[1154.300 --> 1155.300] I want to run by you. +[1155.300 --> 1158.820] Give that answer, which I've had other economists yell at me about this. +[1158.820 --> 1162.020] Maybe even you are one, I don't remember who sent me, which mean email when I wrote about +[1162.020 --> 1163.020] this. +[1163.020 --> 1165.740] I recently did another podcast and I think I eventually started yelling at the host and +[1165.740 --> 1169.760] I realized that wasn't the best strategy to win anyone over to anything, especially +[1169.760 --> 1173.580] winning them over to liking economists, which is my ultimate goal. +[1173.580 --> 1175.100] Well, we've done each other a long time. +[1175.100 --> 1177.940] You're welcome to yell at me on my podcast. +[1177.940 --> 1182.100] It is annoying, as you note, that when we need to bring down inflation, we use this +[1182.100 --> 1186.940] very blunt but also strange interest rate tool. +[1186.940 --> 1191.900] It's always seemed to me that you could use things like a progressive consumption tax, +[1191.900 --> 1195.300] so some kind of tax that was on spending. +[1195.300 --> 1199.740] But given you're worried about hitting the poor, you could orient it so it was higher or +[1199.740 --> 1205.020] really only hitting wealthy Americans and turn that up during periods when you needed +[1205.020 --> 1210.260] to cool off demand such that if you're wealthy, you have a little bit of a distance that +[1210.260 --> 1214.060] you have to spend that much right then. +[1214.060 --> 1219.340] It seems like that would be one more tool in the economic management arsenal and it would +[1219.340 --> 1227.020] spread itself in ways that at least were differently uneven than interest rates. +[1227.020 --> 1230.420] And I'm curious what the holes in that are. +[1230.420 --> 1232.780] We've talked about that before Ezra. +[1232.780 --> 1233.780] I like that. +[1233.780 --> 1238.700] I'm just not sure how many other people you're going to be able to sell on it, but you can +[1238.700 --> 1239.700] sign me up. +[1239.700 --> 1245.340] You'd want to figure out some way to make it somewhat automatic, so it's not that Congress's +[1245.340 --> 1250.140] response to people having a hard time affording stuff is to raise taxes on them. +[1250.140 --> 1256.700] But if your way of managing demand is getting people to postpone a purchase by a year and +[1256.700 --> 1260.420] it's more expensive this year, but if you wait, it'll be cheap again. +[1260.420 --> 1261.940] That's a pretty appealing way. +[1261.940 --> 1266.460] And conversely, when you need to stimulate the economy, it'd be great to do the opposite. +[1266.460 --> 1270.540] Get people to take purchases they were going to make one, two, three years from now and +[1270.540 --> 1272.460] to pull them forward. +[1272.460 --> 1274.460] So I appreciate you signing on to that. +[1274.460 --> 1277.900] And I guess you were not one of the economists who emailed me angry after that column. +[1277.900 --> 1283.560] So one of the difficulties that any incoming administration faces is not fighting the +[1283.560 --> 1285.620] last economic war. +[1285.620 --> 1291.940] And we're still in this place where inflation is low as a measured rate of price change, +[1291.940 --> 1294.620] but prices are high and people are annoyed. +[1294.620 --> 1299.340] And so a lot of the election is taking place in the context of inflation and having things +[1299.340 --> 1303.500] to say about how you're going to bring down prices is important for both candidates. +[1303.500 --> 1308.100] But some of their economic teams have to be thinking about what the coming problems are +[1308.100 --> 1312.300] or the existing problems more than how to bring inflation down from its current, you +[1312.300 --> 1315.460] know, as you said, roughly two and a half percent. +[1315.460 --> 1320.860] So if you were, you know, the Harris and Trump economic advisors came to you and said, +[1320.860 --> 1324.940] what should we be worried about, you know, in 2025 and 2026? +[1324.940 --> 1326.980] What should we be thinking about in our plans? +[1326.980 --> 1332.580] What kinds of crises should we be most alert to or alert to heading off? +[1332.580 --> 1337.180] What would you tell them are the most pressing current or next wars? +[1337.180 --> 1342.460] First of all, I would just focus on the stuff that happened outside of a crisis. +[1342.460 --> 1346.140] What can you do to have more productivity growth? +[1346.140 --> 1350.140] What can you do in things like the housing sector? +[1350.140 --> 1354.900] Improve job mobility, you know, productivity inequality, just your main staple things +[1354.900 --> 1356.980] year after year. +[1356.980 --> 1363.300] I don't think the debt is coming anywhere close to a crisis right now, but it's definitely +[1363.300 --> 1364.300] unsustainable. +[1364.300 --> 1370.140] It's definitely in a place that makes me somewhat queasy. +[1370.140 --> 1375.540] And so I don't think everyone needs to drop everything to have a grand bargain, but to +[1375.540 --> 1380.320] at every step of the way, make sure you're making it a little bit better, rather than a +[1380.320 --> 1382.700] little bit worse. +[1382.700 --> 1388.740] And then in terms of crises, you know, my biggest fear is that we're too shy to do as +[1388.740 --> 1393.540] bigger response to the next crisis as we need to do because we overlearn the lesson of +[1393.540 --> 1394.540] this one. +[1394.540 --> 1398.580] And I think we did too much this time and next time end up making the opposite mistake +[1398.580 --> 1400.220] and doing too little. +[1400.220 --> 1404.180] My hope is that if somebody who does think we did too much this time around, that I'll +[1404.180 --> 1408.780] have some credibility the next time to explain, no, no, you know, it's not the same thing. +[1408.780 --> 1409.980] You don't worry about it. +[1409.980 --> 1413.700] We're not going to get inflation or whatever the situation is. +[1413.700 --> 1420.340] So one thing we know is coming is it in 2025, a bunch of President Trump's 2017 tax cuts +[1420.340 --> 1422.860] are set to expire. +[1422.860 --> 1427.880] To start this, how would you describe with the evidence we have now, what the Trump +[1427.880 --> 1433.260] tax cuts did for the economy or at least intended to do for the economy and how well they +[1433.260 --> 1434.980] worked? +[1434.980 --> 1437.740] So there's two parts of the Trump tax cuts. +[1437.740 --> 1442.380] One was the corporate tax cuts, which were permanent. +[1442.380 --> 1444.460] And there was a lot of ex ante research. +[1444.460 --> 1449.500] I did one paper with a colleague of mine in the economics department at Harvard who's +[1449.500 --> 1452.860] probably the single most conservative person in that department. +[1452.860 --> 1457.180] And we teamed up to do a paper to figure out if we could sort of go back and forth and +[1457.180 --> 1459.020] converge on a growth estimate. +[1459.020 --> 1460.180] And we did. +[1460.180 --> 1466.900] And that it was that it would add after a decade, 0.2% to the level of GDP. +[1466.900 --> 1469.180] Just understand that's cumulative over a decade. +[1469.180 --> 1476.380] So each year, that's something like 0.02%, something you wouldn't even see in the rounding +[1476.380 --> 1478.220] of the growth numbers. +[1478.220 --> 1482.860] Other economists who have looked at the corporate tax cuts have seen similar numbers, maybe +[1482.860 --> 1486.860] even as high as adding half a point to the level of output. +[1486.860 --> 1492.780] Again, the growth rate is much lower because it's spread out over time. +[1492.780 --> 1497.180] Those tax cuts, though, those corporate ones are permanent and they're in the system. +[1497.180 --> 1500.580] The ones that are expiring are mostly on the individual side. +[1500.580 --> 1506.780] I think a reasonable guess is that they added about 0.000% to economic growth. +[1506.780 --> 1509.980] They had them going away because first of all, they thought it would be politically hard +[1509.980 --> 1511.460] for anyone to let them go away. +[1511.460 --> 1515.460] And second, they thought it wasn't completely tragic if they did go away because they weren't +[1515.460 --> 1521.700] really about economic growth so much as they were about the distribution of income. +[1521.700 --> 1526.460] What happens if Congress does nothing in 2025 and does let them go away? +[1526.460 --> 1529.620] What is the magnitude of tax increase? +[1529.620 --> 1533.220] And when you say it doesn't have any effect on the economy, I think people's natural assumption +[1533.220 --> 1538.740] here is that whatever else you do, cutting taxes puts more money in people's pocket and +[1538.740 --> 1539.740] they spend it. +[1539.740 --> 1542.220] So how can that have no effect one way or the other on the economy? +[1542.220 --> 1543.220] Yeah. +[1543.220 --> 1547.180] So when analyzing a tax cut, you have to separate the analysis of the demand side from +[1547.180 --> 1548.580] the supply side. +[1548.580 --> 1551.660] The demand side is putting more money in people's pockets. +[1551.660 --> 1556.580] If you're in a recession, that really matters and that really helps. +[1556.580 --> 1560.780] In normal times, including over the medium and long run, it doesn't matter because the +[1560.780 --> 1565.820] Fed is going to adjust interest rates to get demand to where it wants to be. +[1565.820 --> 1570.100] The second thing tax cuts do is the supply side of the economy. +[1570.100 --> 1573.940] And if they're well designed, they'll lead businesses to invest more or people to work +[1573.940 --> 1576.260] harder or whatever it is. +[1576.260 --> 1577.580] And the economy will grow more. +[1577.580 --> 1579.500] It'll have more supply. +[1579.500 --> 1586.740] And the corporate tax cuts, I think, added a tiny bit to supply and basically nothing +[1586.740 --> 1588.460] very much to demand. +[1588.460 --> 1590.060] The individual ones were the opposite. +[1590.060 --> 1594.300] They added some to demand, but basically nothing to supply. +[1594.300 --> 1602.340] So now if they went away, the magnitude of that would be if our economy is still strong, +[1602.340 --> 1604.940] something that we could easily handle. +[1604.940 --> 1608.100] The Fed could lower interest rates if it needed to. +[1608.100 --> 1615.020] It would be subtracting demand from the economy, but this is not like 2010 or even 2012 when +[1615.020 --> 1618.540] you had an unemployment rate of 7-8%. +[1618.540 --> 1623.740] And we were really too afraid when I was in the Obama administration to let those tax cuts +[1623.740 --> 1624.740] go away. +[1624.740 --> 1629.700] That was not a credible threat to go over the fiscal cliff because we were looking at the +[1629.700 --> 1633.820] Eurozone crisis, worried we might go into another one. +[1633.820 --> 1639.100] If our economy is in the shape it's in today, a president Harris or a speaker had +[1639.100 --> 1644.500] came Jeffries, I think could credibly threaten that if we need to go over that cliff we +[1644.500 --> 1645.500] can. +[1645.500 --> 1647.580] This is not must pass legislation. +[1647.580 --> 1651.180] The individual tax code was perfectly fine in 2016. +[1651.180 --> 1656.100] If it goes back to the 2016 tax code, so be it. +[1656.100 --> 1658.860] Our Democrats are too afraid of making that argument. +[1658.860 --> 1665.980] Vice President Harris has picked up President Biden's pledge to not let taxes increase +[1665.980 --> 1667.380] on Americans making. +[1667.380 --> 1670.740] I believe it's any less than 450,000. +[1670.740 --> 1673.020] It's something right around there. +[1673.020 --> 1677.660] And if the Trump tax cuts did expire, that would be an instant tax increase on those +[1677.660 --> 1680.820] Americans, which might be fine. +[1680.820 --> 1685.900] I mean something you didn't mention there, but is the impact there on budget deficits. +[1686.620 --> 1690.220] At some point you have to pay for this stuff potentially. +[1690.220 --> 1695.820] The Trump tax cuts are not well, at least the individual side are not well designed. +[1695.820 --> 1700.220] That might be a pretty straightforward way to help make the budget a little bit better. +[1700.220 --> 1704.300] But Democrats are still pretty afraid of being blamed for raising taxes on anybody who's +[1704.300 --> 1708.340] anything less than pretty rich by American standards. +[1708.340 --> 1710.780] Are they making a mistake there? +[1710.780 --> 1713.620] Before we get to the politics, let me do a tiny bit of substance. +[1713.620 --> 1718.300] A lot of structure of the individual tax cuts that were done under Trump were quite good. +[1718.300 --> 1721.740] A larger standard deduction makes taxes easier for people. +[1721.740 --> 1725.140] A larger child tax credit is great for families. +[1725.140 --> 1729.180] I like the limitation on the state and local deduction and the mortgage deduction, even +[1729.180 --> 1731.820] if they're not popular with everyone. +[1731.820 --> 1735.780] So if we're up to me, I actually would take all that and make it permanent. +[1735.780 --> 1741.540] What we can't in my view afford to do is take the lower rates on the individual side +[1741.540 --> 1744.980] that were in that and make it permanent. +[1744.980 --> 1749.060] That's where the real cost came from, not some of the structural changes, which actually +[1749.060 --> 1753.260] were simplification pro children and the like. +[1753.260 --> 1757.460] The rates were huge amount of money, not just at the top of which there was a lot of money +[1757.460 --> 1761.860] going to the top, but also a decent amount going to the middle as well. +[1761.860 --> 1765.100] And that's where things, as you note, get difficult politically. +[1765.100 --> 1768.540] Second, I'll just do some magnitudes on all of this. +[1768.540 --> 1771.500] We're talking 1.5% of GDP. +[1771.500 --> 1775.980] To put that in perspective, the entire shortfall of the Social Security program for the +[1775.980 --> 1780.860] next 75 years is only 1.2% of GDP. +[1780.860 --> 1787.900] So whatever you're doing on taxes here is actually much more fiscally consequential than +[1787.900 --> 1792.620] whether you even save Social Security or don't save Social Security. +[1792.620 --> 1796.500] So it's actually quite a big fiscal issue. +[1796.500 --> 1797.820] In terms of the politics? +[1797.820 --> 1800.060] Yeah, it's obviously not easy. +[1800.060 --> 1805.900] What you'd have to sell is the notion that you didn't raise taxes on anyone. +[1805.900 --> 1808.540] That's where taxes were scheduled to be in 2026. +[1808.540 --> 1813.380] That's what Donald Trump, how he wrote the law, how his Congress passed the law, could +[1813.380 --> 1815.180] Democrats get away with that? +[1815.180 --> 1820.100] I don't think it's easy, but the other alternatives for this magnitude of deficit reduction are +[1820.100 --> 1823.340] even harder than this option would be. +[1823.380 --> 1829.060] I don't get the sense that when Democrats look at this fight, what they see is an opportunity +[1829.060 --> 1832.020] to get deficit reduction, maybe a little bit. +[1832.020 --> 1837.140] But I think they see it as an opportunity to bargain for tax changes they actually want. +[1837.140 --> 1841.900] And when you go through the various pieces of policy that Vice President Harris has proposed +[1841.900 --> 1847.740] in the campaign, you see a couple of big ones that at least I could imagine being in a tax +[1847.740 --> 1848.740] fight like this. +[1848.740 --> 1852.700] So bringing back the expanded child tax credit that the Biden administration passed during +[1852.700 --> 1858.580] the pandemic, making that permanent, creating this new $6,000 credit for families of newborns. +[1858.580 --> 1862.180] So you'd get that in the first year of a child's life. +[1862.180 --> 1865.700] There's an expanded or an income tax credit for childless adults. +[1865.700 --> 1870.540] There's making permanent the expansion of affordable care act subsidies. +[1870.540 --> 1874.900] There are others if you read her whole plan, but I'm curious what you think of these, like +[1874.900 --> 1880.180] which you would like to see Democrats really try to bargain for. +[1880.180 --> 1885.460] And which maybe you think should not be as high of a priority. +[1885.460 --> 1891.340] So number one for me would be making the child tax credit fully refundable so that right +[1891.340 --> 1898.660] now to $2,000 tax credit, middle class families get $2,000 per child, lower income families +[1898.660 --> 1900.660] don't get that full $2,000. +[1900.660 --> 1904.660] And in fact, some families don't get anything for each child. +[1904.660 --> 1907.980] Ideally, you'd get to a flat $2,000 per child. +[1907.980 --> 1913.300] That is incredibly high bang for the buck, poverty reduction in the short run. +[1913.300 --> 1918.780] And there's a growing amount of evidence that it helps mobility and opportunity in the +[1918.780 --> 1920.980] medium and long run too. +[1920.980 --> 1927.460] Second, the earned income tax credit, especially for workers without children, is really inexpensive. +[1927.460 --> 1929.580] Paul Ryan was in favor of a decade ago. +[1929.580 --> 1932.180] Barack Obama was in favor of a decade ago. +[1932.180 --> 1936.100] I think that should have been sufficient for it to have become law a decade ago, but +[1936.100 --> 1937.100] it wasn't. +[1937.100 --> 1940.300] So here we are might as well do it now. +[1940.300 --> 1943.100] Third would be the $6,000 for the first year. +[1943.100 --> 1948.300] And there really is good evidence for front loading the child tax credit. +[1948.300 --> 1952.900] And it's not incredibly expensive because I believe the child tax credit is for 16 years. +[1952.900 --> 1960.180] So it's one 16th the cost of an expansion because it's only for one of those 16 years. +[1960.180 --> 1965.500] The last one, which is the most politically attractive, is increasing the child tax credit +[1965.500 --> 1968.940] to something like 3,000 or more for everyone. +[1968.940 --> 1975.500] I just don't see how you can afford that right now given where our deficit is. +[1975.500 --> 1980.180] Ultimately, it's impossible to figure out a sustainable fiscal solution without higher +[1980.180 --> 1982.780] taxes on middle-class households. +[1982.780 --> 1985.700] And it's incredibly hard to see how you get there. +[1985.700 --> 1990.260] And in the interim to do lower taxes on middle-class households, it's just going to make it +[1990.260 --> 1994.060] that much harder to get to the solution everywhere. +[1994.060 --> 2000.980] So sadly, I just, that to me feels not just like a low priority, but maybe even a negative +[2000.980 --> 2005.860] priority if you think it's going to end up crowding at the resources we're going to need +[2005.860 --> 2010.300] to sustain the type of government that at least I would like to have in YouTube probably +[2010.300 --> 2032.980] that's right. +[2032.980 --> 2037.940] When I look at Kamala Harris's policy proposals, pretty the first set she brought out, which +[2037.940 --> 2042.020] was a sort of vague plan to build 3 million homes, although we'll talk about some of the +[2042.020 --> 2047.460] details that have been released there in a minute, that $3,600 child tax credit expansion. +[2047.460 --> 2049.940] I mean, that's been in there from the beginning. +[2049.940 --> 2054.380] So you're saying you think that's a little big given the fiscal position? +[2054.380 --> 2062.220] Yeah, I just don't see how you can go ahead and legislate something like that, given +[2062.220 --> 2066.540] that the United States does have a debt equal to 100% of GDP. +[2066.540 --> 2070.780] And that debt is growing again, you know, with interest rates where they are, am I panicked +[2070.780 --> 2071.780] about this? +[2071.780 --> 2074.100] Absolutely not. +[2074.100 --> 2079.900] But, you know, I do think a do-no-harm principle is in order. +[2079.900 --> 2082.180] And a, you know, what's the end game of all of this? +[2082.180 --> 2087.060] You have to write down something that you could imagine lasts in the sustainable over 10, +[2087.060 --> 2088.380] 20, 30 years. +[2088.380 --> 2091.700] I mean, I love more tax increases on the rich. +[2091.700 --> 2095.820] There is more space there, but there's just a limit to how much you can do. +[2095.820 --> 2101.220] You can basically do enough that you could either, you know, solve the deficit problem +[2101.220 --> 2107.500] or pay for the tax cut extension or pay for things like, you know, paid leave, child care +[2107.500 --> 2111.220] and the like, but you can't really use it for all three things simultaneously. +[2111.220 --> 2114.580] Let me ask you about the budget deficits. +[2114.580 --> 2118.860] The deficit right now is running at about 7% of GDP. +[2118.860 --> 2124.340] In fiscal year 2024, I think 17% roughly, a federal spending is just paying off interest +[2124.340 --> 2125.540] on the debt. +[2125.540 --> 2129.860] When I download my latest congressional budget office, long-term budget outlook, they have +[2129.860 --> 2134.980] that interest payments as percentage of GDP or percentage of federal spending goes +[2134.980 --> 2137.980] up quite a lot in the coming years. +[2137.980 --> 2140.900] You seem very chill about this, right? +[2140.900 --> 2144.180] It's a, you know, problem, probably not a big problem, make things a little bit better +[2144.180 --> 2146.380] where you can. +[2146.380 --> 2151.420] What level of work to make things better are you actually at here? +[2151.580 --> 2157.100] Like what percentage of federal spending should be not going to interest payments? +[2157.100 --> 2158.100] Yes. +[2158.100 --> 2164.300] So I don't love the interest payment, which I view more as a talking point than an analytically +[2164.300 --> 2165.300] serious point. +[2165.300 --> 2169.940] And maybe your mind has been infected by some of the deficit hawks on this one, Ezra. +[2169.940 --> 2172.740] Because, well, you know, I've been around Washington a long time, man. +[2172.740 --> 2175.420] You know, I remember he's hard to not pick up the occasional brainworm. +[2175.420 --> 2178.500] I remember he's to hang out with Paul Ryan. +[2179.500 --> 2186.380] You know, the issue is that every year we pay interest on the debt, but every year inflation +[2186.380 --> 2191.420] erodes some of the value of our debt too, which is why I focused on something called real +[2191.420 --> 2198.300] debt service, which is the actual burden of carrying your debt forward, taking into account +[2198.300 --> 2201.820] inflation and interest rates. +[2201.820 --> 2207.860] That right now is below a threshold that Larry Summers and I proposed of not rising above +[2207.860 --> 2214.020] 2%, but it's rising and it will eventually get above that. +[2214.020 --> 2219.660] If you ask me what the magnitude of adjustment we'd need to stabilize everything, I think +[2219.660 --> 2222.900] it's about 2.5% of GDP. +[2222.900 --> 2229.140] Just to put that in perspective, in 1990 and 1993, there were budget deals that totaled +[2229.140 --> 2230.940] 3.5% of GDP. +[2230.940 --> 2235.740] So those two deals together were larger than what we're doing would need to do now. +[2235.740 --> 2242.260] So I think it's a very doable thing for the American political system once upon a time. +[2242.260 --> 2244.940] I don't think it's a doable thing right now. +[2244.940 --> 2248.420] Part of why it's not a doable thing right now is it's not as pressing as it was in the +[2248.420 --> 2249.580] early 1990s. +[2249.580 --> 2251.420] Back then, interest rates were really high. +[2251.420 --> 2253.260] People wanted to get them down. +[2253.260 --> 2255.220] Death is a reduction with part of how to do that. +[2255.220 --> 2260.900] So in some sense, the political system is not highly motivated to take this step, but +[2260.900 --> 2263.140] eventually I think things will change. +[2263.140 --> 2269.100] And when they do, I think the political system will change and it's within sight of a doable +[2269.100 --> 2273.380] adjustment to get from where we are now to where we need to be. +[2273.380 --> 2278.420] So I haven't talked to Paul Ryan in a minute, but I still do know a budget talk or two. +[2278.420 --> 2285.220] And the thing they seem to me to worry about is a political economy issue, which is that +[2285.220 --> 2292.780] in their view, the structure of the parties that would occasionally give you budget deficit +[2292.780 --> 2295.460] deals is just gone. +[2295.460 --> 2300.540] And I think the sort of clear, I'd wait a look at it was that Republicans didn't really +[2300.540 --> 2306.060] care about debt or deficits when they were in power, but they developed, you can call +[2306.060 --> 2312.140] it opportunistic or you can call it a flexible and fast way of changing opinions, but they +[2312.140 --> 2315.380] did care about it a lot when when Democrats were in charge. +[2315.380 --> 2322.940] And Democrats cared about it a lot when some mixture of their economists and wanks +[2322.940 --> 2327.380] and the media yelled at them enough to care about it. +[2327.380 --> 2336.180] But now Donald Trump has, I think, annihilated the budget hawk class in the Republican party +[2336.180 --> 2342.060] and sort of ended that fairly almost entirely and made it non-Republican to care about Medicare +[2342.060 --> 2345.260] spending and Social Security spending so much of the things they wanted to cut they +[2345.260 --> 2347.380] can't even really talk about any longer. +[2347.380 --> 2353.860] I think there's a lot of anger in the Democratic Party still about the turn to budget reduction +[2353.860 --> 2357.380] in 2010, 2011 when the economy was still weak. +[2357.380 --> 2361.660] And so the political interests that were once there where you can imagine, if you have +[2361.660 --> 2367.420] President Kamala Harris and some Senate Republican leader, whoever follows Mitch McConnell, getting +[2367.420 --> 2371.820] some kind of deal aren't there anymore in a way that creates structural conditions for +[2371.820 --> 2376.580] budgets to rise quite a bit without anybody really being at the table caring about bringing +[2376.580 --> 2378.060] that down. +[2378.060 --> 2383.780] So when you look at the alignment of forces that might get people to pay attention to this, +[2383.780 --> 2388.740] do you agree with this narrative that is materially different in a way that might make this a problem +[2388.740 --> 2393.700] or do you think this is epiphenomenal or not something worth worrying about? +[2393.700 --> 2394.700] Yeah. +[2394.700 --> 2396.620] I think you nailed it. +[2396.620 --> 2399.860] In game theory, you have these two sides. +[2399.860 --> 2403.620] And if one of them does a dollar of deficit reduction when they're in power, and they +[2403.620 --> 2407.300] think it's going to lead the other side to do a dollar of spending or a dollar of tax +[2407.300 --> 2411.540] cuts when they're in power, maybe even worse, by the way, a dollar of 50, because it just +[2411.540 --> 2415.500] catalyzes everything, then why would you ever do it? +[2415.500 --> 2419.460] And so maybe both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama made mistakes with the amount of deficit +[2419.460 --> 2426.580] reduction they did, and both of them teed up tax cuts from George Bush and Donald Trump +[2426.660 --> 2427.580] respectively. +[2427.580 --> 2431.620] And we've learned a lesson that that fairy tale was never true. +[2431.620 --> 2434.940] What's the only way to end this cycle where you never want to do anything, because you're +[2434.940 --> 2441.660] sure the other side will undo it, if you believe they're motivated by some sort of restraint, +[2441.660 --> 2447.060] and that restraint, I think, is entirely, almost entirely absent on the Republican side +[2447.060 --> 2453.140] right now, and is mostly absent on the Democratic side as well. +[2453.140 --> 2457.780] I do think if you look at public opinion polls, people do seem less worried about the deficit +[2457.780 --> 2462.100] than they were about a decade ago, so it's not like voters are demanding that the two +[2462.100 --> 2467.700] candidates talk about their deficit and debt reduction plans, and why might the voters +[2467.700 --> 2468.700] have changed? +[2468.700 --> 2472.860] Well, interest rates are lower than they used to be. +[2472.860 --> 2476.780] Federal interest payments looked at the correct way, which is the way I look at them, are +[2476.780 --> 2484.460] also on the low side, and maybe people aren't totally crazy to be less worried about the +[2484.460 --> 2487.900] deficit now than they were once upon a time. +[2487.900 --> 2491.020] How would we know if there is a problem? +[2491.020 --> 2496.220] One of the reasons I ask is that one thing that has been true in other budget deals is +[2496.220 --> 2498.140] the problems have been speculative. +[2498.140 --> 2503.620] So when there were these fights with Paul Ryan and Barack Obama and Mitch McConnell and +[2503.620 --> 2505.900] those deals, there's a lot of talk about us becoming Greece. +[2505.900 --> 2510.220] But we were not at that moment, Greece, and we were probably never going to become Greece. +[2510.220 --> 2514.380] And so when I say parts of this politics have been discredited, I mean, one thing that has +[2514.380 --> 2518.700] been discredited is that Republicans really care about this. +[2518.700 --> 2523.020] I mean, one of the fun things about Donald Trump is he didn't just cut taxes without paying +[2523.020 --> 2524.020] for it. +[2524.020 --> 2527.460] He also increased spending quite a bit with a Republican Congress without paying for it. +[2527.460 --> 2532.780] So the degree to which Democrats felt like suckers on that after being harranged about +[2532.860 --> 2536.020] budget deficits for years was pretty significant. +[2536.020 --> 2540.860] But also there's a feeling that some of these scare stories just don't happen and that +[2540.860 --> 2546.780] this fear of what used to be called bond vigilantes coming one day and ceasing to buy Treasury +[2546.780 --> 2549.380] bonds is pretty unlikely. +[2549.380 --> 2553.460] So when you think about what is a warning sign that would try to get you to take things +[2553.460 --> 2559.420] more seriously, is it just this watching these real payments you're talking about or is +[2559.420 --> 2567.180] there something else you look for that might signal instability in our fiscal position? +[2567.180 --> 2571.580] So I would say interest rates are the main thing I'm looking at. +[2571.580 --> 2578.180] And so right now the 10 year Treasury is at around 3.75 percent. +[2578.180 --> 2583.180] That is higher than it was a couple of years ago, but pretty low in historical perspective. +[2583.180 --> 2589.380] If that went above five and it seemed sustained there, that would get a lot more of my attention. +[2589.380 --> 2593.500] And it's getting right now would be one thing. +[2593.500 --> 2598.660] And the higher the debt is, the bigger the adjustment you might eventually have to make. +[2598.660 --> 2603.060] So this is the commonplace that the sooner you deal with it, the better. +[2603.060 --> 2608.500] For me one big question is we do have this forcing event in the Social Security Trust Fund +[2608.500 --> 2613.020] is exhausted, which is supposed to happen about a decade from now. +[2613.020 --> 2616.020] That's entirely sort of accounting convention. +[2616.020 --> 2620.160] We could choose to pass a law that said ignore that accounting convention and just keep +[2620.160 --> 2621.900] sending people checks. +[2621.900 --> 2623.300] Don't raise anyone's taxes. +[2623.300 --> 2624.300] Don't do anything. +[2624.300 --> 2627.260] And that would be a perfectly valid law. +[2627.260 --> 2631.940] But it would be I think a real shame to lose that forcing event because that's a much better +[2631.940 --> 2638.140] forcing event than a fiscal crisis would be to get us to deal with our house. +[2638.140 --> 2642.460] So I'm going to admit that I am one of these people who does not wake up in the morning +[2642.460 --> 2646.740] and worry a lot about budget deficits, but like a good Californian, I wake up in the +[2646.740 --> 2648.940] morning and I worry about housing. +[2648.940 --> 2653.140] So I want to spend some time before we talk about the current set of housing policies +[2653.140 --> 2656.500] being debated, talking a bit about how we got to here. +[2656.500 --> 2661.220] I think people who listen to podcasts like this one have heard a lot about zoning and +[2661.220 --> 2662.860] regulation. +[2662.860 --> 2669.300] But if you look at a chart of housing construction, new housing starts fall off a cliff after +[2669.300 --> 2671.620] the housing crisis and never really recover. +[2671.620 --> 2674.300] We're still below the level we had. +[2674.300 --> 2677.500] So you were in the Obama administration during the housing crisis. +[2677.500 --> 2680.100] What happens here? +[2680.100 --> 2685.340] What happens to bring housing so low and why does it never fully recover? +[2685.340 --> 2688.580] Because that's not a story of zoning and regulations, I don't think. +[2688.580 --> 2691.900] It's not like we invented that in 2008. +[2691.900 --> 2693.740] How do you tell that story? +[2693.740 --> 2695.420] So I don't exactly know. +[2695.420 --> 2699.580] Certainly when I was in the Obama administration, we had forecast that basically said, look, +[2699.580 --> 2701.700] we overbuilt on houses. +[2701.700 --> 2704.300] But now we've been way below normal for several years. +[2704.300 --> 2706.660] We've made up for that overbuilding. +[2706.660 --> 2710.700] Here's what the demography is and people need houses. +[2710.700 --> 2717.780] So we'll get back up to that higher level of home building and we never got it. +[2717.780 --> 2721.340] I don't love when people talk about housing shortages because I don't know exactly what +[2721.340 --> 2722.340] it means. +[2722.340 --> 2726.580] There are more than enough structures for every American to live in. +[2726.580 --> 2730.780] We have a homelessness issue, but that isn't that there isn't enough houses in San Francisco. +[2730.780 --> 2734.460] It's a very, very different issue that causes homelessness. +[2734.460 --> 2738.300] So I don't think it's that we don't have enough houses. +[2738.300 --> 2744.180] What we do have is a very big problem of enough housing in the places that people most want +[2744.180 --> 2750.260] to live and most want to live and are probably most productive for the economy as well. +[2750.260 --> 2755.700] When you say that homelessness in San Francisco isn't because there aren't enough houses there +[2755.700 --> 2758.900] or at least housing structures, what do you mean by that? +[2758.900 --> 2764.380] Oh, I mean, first of all, literally there's enough spare apartments or houses or whatever +[2764.380 --> 2767.300] it is in the area for people to move into. +[2767.300 --> 2772.860] So you don't, it's a little bit like a martyacenius to study famines and pointed out, +[2772.860 --> 2774.860] in almost all of them there was enough food. +[2774.860 --> 2778.740] There were just a set of people that didn't have enough money to buy that food. +[2778.740 --> 2783.660] So I don't think you want to think of homelessness as, oh, if we just had more houses, it's a real +[2783.660 --> 2789.340] inability to have the money to afford a house to manage your life in a way to have it. +[2789.340 --> 2795.780] And if you lowered all house prices in San Francisco by 20%, which would be a massive +[2795.780 --> 2800.740] miraculous amount for a public policy lever to accomplish, I don't think that would change +[2800.740 --> 2802.540] homelessness very much. +[2802.540 --> 2809.820] Do you buy the basic argument that more housing leads to lower housing and rental costs? +[2809.820 --> 2812.180] Yes, I do. +[2812.180 --> 2813.180] And so match those up. +[2813.180 --> 2817.100] I think I could probably tell a story in between the two things you're saying here. +[2817.100 --> 2821.660] But when the Yimbees are saying, look, we just need to build more or housing is a homelessness +[2821.660 --> 2826.580] problem, which is a book I quite like says, you know, the way to think about this is that +[2826.580 --> 2829.220] it's like a game of musical chairs. +[2829.220 --> 2833.380] And if you have a game of musical chairs with 10 participants and one of them is a broken +[2833.380 --> 2837.060] leg and you have 10 chairs, everybody's going to get a chair. +[2837.060 --> 2840.100] But if you have only nine chairs, then the person with a broken leg is not going to get +[2840.100 --> 2842.900] a chair and the housing is really like that. +[2842.900 --> 2847.860] The individual circumstances only matter because there aren't enough homes where in West +[2847.860 --> 2853.940] Virginia, which is a lot more poverty than California, you have a lot less homelessness. +[2853.940 --> 2859.100] So sort of walk through why then if there's enough structures, you don't have, even if +[2859.100 --> 2863.500] you got more structures like you wouldn't get to a place where you can solve homelessness. +[2863.500 --> 2866.700] Give me the Egon 201 here. +[2866.700 --> 2868.700] Cities are very attractive. +[2868.700 --> 2873.900] Even though they're much more expensive places to live, they're attractive for rich people +[2873.900 --> 2876.620] because of all the amazing amenities they have. +[2876.620 --> 2878.420] They're also attractive for poor people. +[2878.420 --> 2886.380] They would, in a lot of cases, rather locate in a city for a whole variety of reasons. +[2886.380 --> 2893.180] And so I think it's largely should be thought of a little bit more as more attractive housing. +[2893.180 --> 2898.460] And I think that's the better way to think about housing is how can you get the cost +[2898.460 --> 2903.420] down, the quality up so people can live where they want and live more in the ways that +[2903.420 --> 2906.780] they want as opposed to literally they're just aren't enough homes. +[2906.780 --> 2910.100] I think in some sense there aren't good enough and cheap enough homes. +[2910.100 --> 2913.660] And by the way, maybe this all leads us to the same exact policies. +[2913.660 --> 2915.060] I'm not sure. +[2915.060 --> 2920.420] I guess one question this raises before we go back into the back into the policies is something +[2920.420 --> 2927.940] that I do see coming up a bunch in arguments over the ambiasm, which is, is it in any way +[2927.940 --> 2935.900] plausible to imagine policies that would lead to sufficient levels of home construction. +[2935.900 --> 2943.500] The places like San Francisco, like Boston, like Los Angeles, like much of New York City +[2943.500 --> 2946.060] would become quote unquote affordable. +[2946.060 --> 2949.620] It's not that you can't imagine more homes, apartments, etc. being built. +[2949.620 --> 2951.740] I think everybody can imagine that. +[2951.740 --> 2956.940] But one argument is that at any of the levels you can imagine that, even pretty high levels, +[2956.940 --> 2961.380] there are so many people waiting, people who live somewhere else and would like to move +[2961.380 --> 2966.860] closer to where they work or closer to a fun and interesting and culturally vibrant city, +[2966.860 --> 2970.740] people who are doubling up right now, people who are living with their parents right now, +[2970.740 --> 2976.820] the demand is functionally inexhaustible at any level of plausible building. +[2976.820 --> 2980.580] So you can make things a little bit more and a little bit less affordable. +[2980.580 --> 2985.460] But this idea that you'll have the firefighters who protect the city of San Francisco able +[2985.460 --> 2991.420] to live in the city of San Francisco is just not that plausible, at least not without the +[2991.420 --> 2996.020] government or someone else doing something that forces a lot of this housing into the affordable +[2996.020 --> 2997.020] category. +[2997.020 --> 2999.060] Look, I think it would help. +[2999.060 --> 3006.260] It's not, you know, let's say it costs $4,000 a month for a place for a family in Cambridge. +[3006.260 --> 3011.980] Are there an infinite number of people that would come in if you lowered that to $3,995? +[3011.980 --> 3014.540] No, you get some additional ones at that. +[3014.540 --> 3017.860] Some additional ones at $3,900, etc. +[3017.860 --> 3023.060] I think there is some sort of downward sloping demand curve here, not just an infinite number +[3023.060 --> 3029.500] of people that are willing to pay $4,000 a month to live in Cambridge. +[3029.500 --> 3034.260] And right now we have a situation in Cambridge where most of the housing stock was built before +[3034.260 --> 3035.940] we had zoning laws. +[3035.940 --> 3040.660] And my hope is that we're on the cusp of a really, really big radical change where you +[3040.660 --> 3046.860] can build six stories anywhere in Cambridge and a bunch of other rules would be waived +[3046.860 --> 3048.500] as well. +[3048.500 --> 3053.460] And I think that will mean lower rents in Cambridge and I think it will mean more people. +[3053.460 --> 3054.980] All right, fine then. +[3054.980 --> 3056.300] We'll talk about zoning. +[3056.300 --> 3060.540] So Democrats have had a bit of an intellectual revolution here. +[3060.540 --> 3065.060] You hear Kamala Harris talking about increasing supply, Barack Obama at the DNC. +[3065.060 --> 3071.220] But you were the chair of the Council of Economic Advisors in, I think it was 2015 when you +[3071.220 --> 3076.940] released, I think the first of these big reports on land use policy and housing prices out +[3076.940 --> 3080.380] of a Democratic administration. +[3080.380 --> 3087.020] What was the argument you were making then and how in your view has the situation or +[3087.020 --> 3089.580] the evidence changed between now and then? +[3089.580 --> 3095.020] Yeah, so I was an enthusiast back then and our administration did things that were basically +[3095.020 --> 3096.700] I'd describe as bully pulpit. +[3096.700 --> 3103.020] We put out a toolkit for what local areas could do if they wanted to improve their zoning. +[3103.020 --> 3109.340] And largely the argument was that these types of rules were limiting supply. +[3109.340 --> 3112.420] They were limiting supply in some of the most attractive areas of the country. +[3112.420 --> 3117.220] So there was an economic growth case of having more people agglomerated into especially the +[3117.220 --> 3120.180] coast is attractive for growth. +[3120.180 --> 3125.700] There was part of an anti-rent seeking theme of part of why you have these rules is they +[3125.700 --> 3131.980] protect some of the existing incumbents at the expense of everyone else that is not +[3131.980 --> 3133.900] there. +[3133.900 --> 3142.660] And when I talk to the people on city council in Cambridge, they saw the types of things +[3142.660 --> 3146.740] that we were producing, that others were producing arguments that people like Madaglaceus +[3146.740 --> 3151.620] were making and they were really taken by them and persuaded and excited. +[3151.620 --> 3154.860] And that's why they started to write down on these types of reform. +[3154.860 --> 3160.500] So I do think the bully pulpit and putting this idea out there really has mattered and +[3160.500 --> 3164.700] probably mattered more than I would have thought a couple of years ago. +[3164.700 --> 3170.500] Kamala Harris just released a lot more detail on her housing policies, a bunch of different +[3170.500 --> 3176.580] credits for building certain kinds of affordable homes usually or homes for new buyers, a tax +[3176.580 --> 3182.060] credit for people who are buying a new home for the first time, that bigger tax credit +[3182.060 --> 3189.420] if your parents didn't own a home, a $40 billion grand program for cities that have a sort +[3189.420 --> 3192.780] of plan to change regulations and construct housing. +[3192.780 --> 3196.620] And if you can sort of persuade the federal government that what you're going to do here +[3196.620 --> 3199.220] might work, they give you money for it. +[3199.220 --> 3204.060] What have you thought of her policy announcements and do you think they add up in a plausible +[3204.060 --> 3207.740] way to the 3 million new homes promise she's made? +[3207.740 --> 3212.580] I haven't quantified it so I can't tell you whether I think it hits the goal or not. +[3212.580 --> 3215.660] Gone balance it moves in the right direction. +[3215.660 --> 3219.180] It's you'd be unsurprised to know from everything we've just been talking about. +[3219.180 --> 3222.660] I think the bully pulpit can help with zoning reform. +[3222.660 --> 3230.780] I think $40 billion can help even more and that type of money could really catalyze some +[3230.780 --> 3232.420] bigger changes in the space. +[3232.420 --> 3235.020] Some very excited about that. +[3235.020 --> 3236.380] The home buyer cracks credit. +[3236.380 --> 3238.620] I'm less excited about. +[3238.620 --> 3241.860] First of all, if you know the person has a home buyer credit, you're going to raise the +[3241.860 --> 3243.100] price of the house. +[3243.100 --> 3248.240] And so some of this will make housing more affordable, but some of it will also increase +[3248.240 --> 3252.620] demand and drive up house prices. +[3252.620 --> 3256.340] Moreover it's a very expensive credit and they say they're only keeping it for a couple +[3256.340 --> 3260.820] years, but it's hard to put these in place for a couple of years and then not continue +[3260.820 --> 3261.820] them. +[3261.820 --> 3267.420] So to me that's a much lower priority that could even be counterproductive. +[3267.420 --> 3274.260] And then finally there's a whole set of things on antitrust and restraining private equity +[3274.260 --> 3276.740] in the space and the like. +[3276.740 --> 3280.700] And some of those I like and some of those I'm less sure about. +[3280.700 --> 3287.020] I like things like the what the government is doing now on basically price fixing in +[3287.020 --> 3289.180] some of these automated algorithms. +[3289.180 --> 3294.420] I think that could really be real and is worth really bringing to court and exposing +[3294.420 --> 3296.820] and seeing whether that's the case. +[3296.820 --> 3302.980] Private equity, it's big, but it's still really small compared to the size of this market. +[3302.980 --> 3307.460] It's still really not a very concentrated market. +[3307.460 --> 3309.620] And by the way they can help with the supply. +[3309.620 --> 3314.340] So when you're cracking down on them, I get it, I've read some of the horror stories. +[3314.340 --> 3319.820] I'm worried that that might get more in the way of supply than it does to help bring +[3319.820 --> 3321.340] the price down. +[3321.340 --> 3326.380] There are a number of tax credit proposals in there to try to incentivize the building +[3326.380 --> 3332.580] of new housing directly, particularly housing for new homeowners, housing that might be affordable. +[3332.580 --> 3334.820] What do you think of that side of the policy? +[3334.820 --> 3337.060] I guess I'm skeptical of that too. +[3337.060 --> 3341.420] When I've looked at studies of the low income housing tax credit and awful lot of it ends +[3341.420 --> 3342.420] up going to developers. +[3342.420 --> 3348.820] There's not a huge evidence that it's going to the people you want it to go to. +[3348.820 --> 3353.300] So I think it's much easier if you want to help lower income people, give them a larger +[3353.300 --> 3358.660] tile tax credit, give them an EITC, give them something where I'm 100% sure that every +[3358.660 --> 3364.180] dollar you're sending to the person is basically showing up in their benefit. +[3364.180 --> 3368.580] So I'm a pretty big housing guy and I guess I felt mixed. +[3368.580 --> 3373.860] I have been very excited by how much bully pulpitting Vice President Harris has been doing +[3373.860 --> 3381.100] here to see her putting a 3 million home pledge as I think the first bullet point on our +[3381.100 --> 3382.260] first policy announcement. +[3382.260 --> 3385.380] That was great to hear her talk about that every time somebody says what are you going +[3385.380 --> 3386.380] to do to bring cost down? +[3386.380 --> 3387.380] I think that's great. +[3387.380 --> 3393.140] I think this stuff actually really matters moving it salience to the center of the agenda +[3393.140 --> 3397.660] in the way she has feels like an important thing. +[3397.660 --> 3399.980] And then the policy just struck me really underpowered. +[3399.980 --> 3403.780] I mean, the reason I ask you that question about 3 million homes is that I don't think +[3403.780 --> 3405.620] this policy is going to get anywhere near there. +[3405.620 --> 3410.460] The housing experts I've spoken to don't seem to think it'll get anywhere near there. +[3410.460 --> 3416.220] And I was particularly struck by how just targeted everything was, right? +[3416.220 --> 3421.140] Credits to build these homes, but only if the person who buys them is never owned a home +[3421.140 --> 3422.140] before. +[3422.140 --> 3427.380] How is the home builder supposed to know that and don't we just need more homes and isn't +[3427.380 --> 3431.620] it okay if somebody moves into that home and then opens a home they've been living in +[3431.620 --> 3433.100] for a first time buyer? +[3433.100 --> 3434.100] Right? +[3434.100 --> 3437.300] I'm all for affordable housing, but there's just a lot of, you know, you got to submit +[3437.300 --> 3442.020] your tax receipts and show that you've been paying your rent for two years and in the +[3442.020 --> 3445.700] tax credit for buying a home show that your parents didn't own a home. +[3445.700 --> 3450.180] And it struck me as this way Democrats endlessly over complicate policies in order to show +[3450.420 --> 3454.940] they're helping the right people and none of the wrong people. +[3454.940 --> 3459.700] And then finally, I mean, the best part to me is this $40 billion grant program, but +[3459.700 --> 3465.220] the government gives, if federal government gives a lot of money to states and cities already +[3465.220 --> 3469.540] and you can tie that money to things to whether or not they are seeing housing starts to go +[3469.540 --> 3473.060] up to whether or not they have ended single family zoning. +[3473.060 --> 3475.340] You don't need $40 billion new dollars. +[3475.340 --> 3481.740] You can also use some of those tens and hundreds of billions of dollars you're already using. +[3481.740 --> 3488.020] It felt to me like a place where the rhetoric is outpacing the policy solutions. +[3488.020 --> 3490.100] You might be right about that. +[3490.100 --> 3494.780] I guess I'm just so excited about the rhetoric that maybe I let myself get a little bit carried +[3494.780 --> 3496.180] away and you can talk me down. +[3496.180 --> 3500.300] Well, the first time I've been more, you've been more excited than I've been about something. +[3500.300 --> 3506.020] So some of you are talking me down here as well, but yeah, on all the different rules and +[3506.020 --> 3510.100] all those tax credits and everything, I guess it seems to me a little bit like you're talking +[3510.100 --> 3515.100] about how the portions are too small and we need to decide if those food was good or not. +[3515.100 --> 3518.820] If that food was good, then all those different rules are a problem. +[3518.820 --> 3522.500] On the other hand, if you think a bunch of that was misguided and will show up in higher +[3522.500 --> 3527.020] prices because it increases demand and doesn't do anything for supply, then all of those +[3527.020 --> 3529.500] rules might actually contain the cost. +[3529.500 --> 3534.700] I should say there are two types of these tax credits, which I think are just to note, +[3534.700 --> 3537.540] there's a 25,000-hour credit for people to buy. +[3537.540 --> 3540.700] But then there are a bunch of tax credits for people to build. +[3540.700 --> 3543.380] And the build tax credits also have a bunch of rules on them. +[3543.380 --> 3545.300] That's sort of what I'm pointing at, which surprised me. +[3545.300 --> 3548.780] Oh, but even then, there's this question of who's the beneficiary, would the house have +[3548.780 --> 3550.300] been built anyway? +[3550.300 --> 3552.820] What's the bang for the buck, cost per house, etc. +[3557.020 --> 3580.980] It can be hard a bit to talk about the Democratic and Republican campaign proposals in relationship +[3580.980 --> 3585.780] to each other because there's this tendency to be like, well, I read Kamala Harris's almost +[3585.780 --> 3588.580] 80 page economic policy booklet. +[3588.580 --> 3592.180] And on page 36, I don't like bullet point number four. +[3592.180 --> 3599.100] And meanwhile, in Donald Trump's all caps, truth, social post on this issue, it just talks +[3599.100 --> 3601.100] a lot about illegals. +[3601.100 --> 3604.620] In this case, that's more or less what their plan is. +[3604.620 --> 3607.420] They do not have a detailed housing plan that we can look at. +[3607.420 --> 3610.540] My time's colleagues talked to the Trump campaign. +[3610.540 --> 3616.180] They were told that the theory is about stopping the quote unsustainable invasion of illegal +[3616.180 --> 3619.020] aliens, which is driving uphousing costs. +[3619.020 --> 3622.700] This is something, by the way, that JD Vance has talked about in terms of Haitian immigrants +[3622.700 --> 3626.420] to Springfield that, you know, if you really want to understand why, why housing has got +[3626.420 --> 3629.420] in bad, he talked about this at the RNC. +[3629.420 --> 3632.100] There was under building after the financial crisis. +[3632.100 --> 3633.100] We've talked about that. +[3633.100 --> 3637.780] But then there was an invasion of illegal immigrants and that's led to high housing prices. +[3637.780 --> 3642.420] And they've also talked about pushing the Fed to bring down mortgage rates. +[3642.420 --> 3643.740] What do you think of those two arguments? +[3643.740 --> 3648.540] One, that the pressure here is coming from immigration and that if we cut immigration +[3648.540 --> 3652.300] or deported a lot of immigrants, we would have lower prices, right? +[3652.300 --> 3654.340] You can either build more homes or get rid of people. +[3654.340 --> 3655.980] They want to get rid of people. +[3655.980 --> 3662.060] And two, that they have been and Trump has been very clear that he wants the Federal Reserve +[3662.060 --> 3667.380] more under the president's control in order to bring interest rates down on a more rapid +[3667.380 --> 3669.700] path. +[3669.700 --> 3674.300] So on your first, you know, a lot of immigrants move to an area really crumbled Trump's first. +[3674.300 --> 3675.300] I want to be fair. +[3675.300 --> 3676.300] Sorry. +[3676.300 --> 3679.420] On Donald Trump's first argument immigrants have a lot of immigrants move to an area really +[3679.420 --> 3680.420] quickly. +[3680.420 --> 3684.340] That could increase housing costs in that area. +[3684.340 --> 3688.460] Now part of why it's happening in a place like Springfield is Springfield is an increasingly +[3688.460 --> 3690.100] economically attractive place. +[3690.100 --> 3695.340] So even without immigrants coming from other countries, if your manufacturing starts turning +[3695.340 --> 3697.340] around, you're making more stuff in your place. +[3697.460 --> 3703.180] You're also going to see house prices and rents go up over the medium and long run though. +[3703.180 --> 3707.500] And in a lot of cases, maybe even in the short run immigrants just look around. +[3707.500 --> 3708.900] They're building a lot of houses. +[3708.900 --> 3710.340] They're repairing a lot of houses. +[3710.340 --> 3712.020] They're installing a lot of stuff. +[3712.020 --> 3715.060] And so you're getting both demand and supply. +[3715.060 --> 3718.780] And by the way, in a place like Ohio, the issue is not land. +[3718.780 --> 3720.420] There's enough land. +[3720.420 --> 3724.420] There's enough space for houses. +[3724.420 --> 3727.060] And the issue is who's going to build those houses. +[3727.060 --> 3731.820] So I don't think the immigration housing thing is a complete, almost a complete red +[3731.820 --> 3732.820] herring. +[3732.820 --> 3739.740] On the Fed, if you want the Fed to lower interest rates, do some deficit reduction. +[3739.740 --> 3744.820] Part of why interest rates aren't going back to where they were before COVID is that +[3744.820 --> 3748.340] the debt isn't going back to where it was before COVID. +[3748.340 --> 3753.940] And when the Fed sets interest rates, it has essentially the sort of upward pressure on +[3753.940 --> 3757.500] what economists call the neutral rate, which is coming from debt. +[3757.500 --> 3762.660] So if anything, one of the bigger housing differences between the two candidates is that Donald +[3762.660 --> 3765.980] Trump is proposing a lot more deficit increases. +[3765.980 --> 3770.100] No matter what he does to the Fed, yelling at them, screaming at them, that is going to +[3770.100 --> 3777.220] result in higher long-term interest rates and higher mortgage rates and will make the +[3777.220 --> 3779.780] housing issues worse, not better. +[3780.500 --> 3784.820] So I've asked you about at least one of the issues that Vice President Harris is +[3784.820 --> 3785.820] front-loading. +[3785.820 --> 3787.260] So now I want to flip this. +[3787.260 --> 3790.940] And I was saying a second ago that it can be hard to know what Donald Trump wants to +[3790.940 --> 3795.860] do on many policy issues, but at least on trade, it's a lot clearer. +[3795.860 --> 3798.060] And he's proposed this big universal tariff. +[3798.060 --> 3799.980] We'll talk about that in a second. +[3799.980 --> 3805.500] I want to talk about where the trade question starts. +[3805.500 --> 3809.620] If people tune into the presidential debate between Harrison Trump, they heard talk about +[3809.620 --> 3812.980] the trade deficit and who's responsible. +[3812.980 --> 3816.180] Trade deficit is one of those terms. +[3816.180 --> 3821.180] I think people here in politics and have some kind of hazy ideas about, but it doesn't +[3821.180 --> 3824.740] get explained that often or at least its implications don't. +[3824.740 --> 3831.660] So how do you explain the trade deficit and what different levels of it might mean? +[3831.660 --> 3836.100] So right now, the United States imports more than it exports. +[3836.100 --> 3839.940] By itself, that is neither good nor bad. +[3839.940 --> 3841.060] Imports are a wonderful thing. +[3841.060 --> 3843.220] We all love buying them. +[3843.220 --> 3847.660] And by the way, we still export an awful lot. +[3847.660 --> 3852.420] There's this notion that somehow the trade deficit is taking our jobs, but that's just +[3852.420 --> 3853.420] false. +[3853.420 --> 3858.580] I mean, we had a trade deficit a year and a half ago and we had a 3.4% unemployment rate. +[3858.580 --> 3862.780] We still have in the grand scheme of things quite a low unemployment rate. +[3862.780 --> 3866.860] And by the way, it's not like the unemployment rate moves up or down with the trade deficit. +[3866.860 --> 3870.460] In fact, if anything, it's the opposite of what you'd think. +[3870.460 --> 3874.660] Times when the unemployment rate goes down, Americans buy more stuff and the trade deficit +[3874.660 --> 3876.900] goes up and vice versa. +[3876.900 --> 3882.500] So for almost no economist is the trade deficit on the thing they'd look at. +[3882.500 --> 3888.160] Something you'll hear from the JD Vance world of Republican economic theory is it's +[3888.160 --> 3893.720] much worse than it looks because we import goods. +[3893.720 --> 3900.480] We import things people make and we export a lot of money and financial services. +[3900.480 --> 3905.200] And so there's this sense among, I would say, like the orange castes of the world that +[3905.200 --> 3911.000] we are importing real things and we export fake things. +[3911.000 --> 3912.480] How do you think about that? +[3912.480 --> 3917.960] So this idea that like the stuff you can weigh is real and the stuff you can't is not. +[3917.960 --> 3918.960] It's just nuts. +[3918.960 --> 3921.760] Look at how most of us spend most of our money. +[3921.760 --> 3925.640] Most of us spend most of our money on services, not on goods. +[3925.640 --> 3928.480] There's just a limit to how many cars that you want to buy. +[3928.480 --> 3933.040] And there's a very steep limit on how many refrigerators you want to buy. +[3933.040 --> 3939.040] By eating out in restaurants, traveling, all sorts of services, there's much less of a +[3939.040 --> 3940.040] limit on. +[3940.040 --> 3941.600] So as we get richer, that's what we want. +[3941.600 --> 3943.240] That's what we like. +[3943.240 --> 3947.920] In terms of jobs, once upon a time, not only were there a lot of manufacturing jobs, +[3948.200 --> 3951.200] but they were among the best paid jobs in the economy. +[3952.160 --> 3955.440] Those statements are just not true anymore. +[3955.440 --> 3957.280] There's a lot fewer jobs. +[3957.280 --> 3963.960] And outside of people with graduate degrees who are helping to set these factories up and +[3963.960 --> 3970.200] run them at a high level, they're not actually much better paid than many of these service +[3970.200 --> 3971.040] sector jobs. +[3971.040 --> 3980.880] So I think it is just sort of fanciful nostalgia, maybe a plan for 1% of Americans to get better +[3980.880 --> 3984.560] off at the expense, by the way, of higher prices for the other 99%. +[3984.560 --> 3992.080] But there's not a plan here to help 10, 20, 30% of Americans let alone all Americans. +[3992.080 --> 3996.280] So Trump's tariff plan, which we've talked about on the show before, depending on when +[3996.360 --> 4002.000] you hear them talk about it, 10% or 20% tariff on all important goods. +[4002.000 --> 4009.240] When you get to China, it becomes much higher, I think in the 65-ish percent range. +[4009.240 --> 4011.880] How do you think about that in theory, right? +[4011.880 --> 4015.880] When are tariffs a good idea and when are they not? +[4015.880 --> 4021.200] And then how do you think about that particular plan were to become fact? +[4021.200 --> 4027.660] So in theory, for the most part, never like tariffs, the British got rid of the corn +[4027.660 --> 4033.200] laws as part of a trade negotiation because they recognized that they were making the +[4033.200 --> 4039.080] prices that British people had to pay to eat corn much higher and they were doing it for +[4039.080 --> 4044.040] the benefit of rich landlords and had nothing to do with foreigners. +[4044.040 --> 4048.880] So I'm sort of low-tariff guy pretty much across the board, where I would make a very, +[4048.880 --> 4055.240] very limited set of exceptions is national security with a high bar for what counts as national +[4055.240 --> 4056.800] security. +[4056.800 --> 4060.760] So should we have drone factories in the United States because in the event of war, we'd +[4060.760 --> 4064.080] want to be able to repurpose them and make military drones? +[4064.080 --> 4066.520] I think the answer is probably yes. +[4066.520 --> 4071.960] And it's possible that tariffs would be part of the toolkit for that. +[4071.960 --> 4075.680] As a legal matter, if you're responding to another country's tariffs with your own, +[4075.680 --> 4079.960] I think you're probably hurting yourself more than you're hurting them, but at least +[4079.960 --> 4085.560] there's some limiting principle and legality underlying it and it doesn't lend itself to +[4085.560 --> 4086.560] a spiral. +[4086.560 --> 4090.400] So I guess I'm okay with it in a case like that. +[4090.400 --> 4095.640] For President Trump, what is completely nuts is there's just no theory around it other +[4095.640 --> 4098.880] than just enthusiasm for tariffs. +[4098.880 --> 4102.600] It will go on friends like Germany and Australia. +[4102.680 --> 4106.880] It will go on products that we don't have any plan at all to make in the United States +[4106.880 --> 4111.560] and have nothing to do with our national security like ballpoint pens. +[4111.560 --> 4115.560] If you're genuinely convinced that the foreigners are paying the money and not the Americans +[4115.560 --> 4119.800] paying the money, why would you even ever end these? +[4119.800 --> 4121.880] Why would they even be a negotiating tactic? +[4121.880 --> 4125.320] They would just be a permanent part of the arsenal. +[4125.320 --> 4129.200] And when it comes to China, I think this administration rhetorically had it exactly +[4129.200 --> 4133.840] right when they said we want to have a high fence and a small yard. +[4133.840 --> 4137.440] The small yard would be the way you protect all the things that are vital to our national +[4137.440 --> 4139.920] security and you don't just do a small tariff on them. +[4139.920 --> 4142.080] You basically ban trade in them. +[4142.080 --> 4146.120] You ban the export of them or whatever it is you want to do. +[4146.120 --> 4151.240] Every single thing made in China, toys, clothing, furniture, why would we want to raise the +[4151.240 --> 4154.200] price of those to one end? +[4154.200 --> 4156.080] So here's the end, I guess. +[4156.080 --> 4161.280] So Orrin Cas of American Compass who's been influential in this argument on the Republican +[4161.280 --> 4166.240] side and people can hear him on the show from a couple of months ago put that in show notes. +[4166.240 --> 4169.880] He wrote a piece for the Atlantic defending this saying the economists are not telling +[4169.880 --> 4171.360] you all the truth about this. +[4171.360 --> 4174.600] And he says basically the tariffs address an externality. +[4174.600 --> 4180.600] Quote, the basic premise is domestic production has value beyond what market prices reflect. +[4180.600 --> 4185.280] A corporation deciding whether to close a factory in Ohio and relocate manufacturing to +[4185.280 --> 4190.160] China or consumer deciding whether to stop buying a made in America brand in favor of +[4190.160 --> 4195.720] cheaper imports will probably not consider the broader importance of making things in +[4195.720 --> 4197.280] America. +[4197.280 --> 4204.040] And he goes on to argue that those decisions add up to a collective set of questions. +[4204.040 --> 4208.320] And those are about partial national security that it increases our national security to +[4208.320 --> 4209.840] make things here. +[4209.840 --> 4213.800] Partially innovation, we innovate more if we make things here. +[4213.800 --> 4217.280] And there are things like semiconductors where I think we've really come to realize that +[4217.280 --> 4223.720] and are now spending a lot of money to try to ensure the supply chain and the manufacturing +[4223.720 --> 4229.440] and that there's just better spillovers from having more manufacturing domestically placed. +[4229.440 --> 4231.480] How do you think about that? +[4231.480 --> 4236.640] First of all, I don't think you get any more manufacturing from tariffs. +[4236.640 --> 4245.520] So when you put a 10% tariff on everything coming in from the rest of the world, Americans +[4245.520 --> 4249.040] aren't going to need to buy as many euros as they used to. +[4249.040 --> 4255.600] They're not going to need to buy as much renminbi from China as they used to. +[4255.600 --> 4263.040] And that will lead those exchange rates to get weaker because there's not as much demand +[4263.040 --> 4264.040] for that currency. +[4264.040 --> 4267.640] The dollar euro exchange rate will change. +[4267.640 --> 4274.880] What that means is it will be more expensive to export other stuff. +[4274.880 --> 4280.360] Europeans will have to pay more euro in order to buy an export from the United States. +[4280.360 --> 4284.240] The second step is other countries aren't going to stand still. +[4284.240 --> 4287.600] They can place tariffs on us as well. +[4287.600 --> 4292.720] The third thing are our intermediate goods that are used in other sectors of manufacturing. +[4292.720 --> 4298.400] So you raise the price of steel in the United States and all of a sudden it's much harder +[4298.400 --> 4302.160] to have a competitive car industry in the United States. +[4302.160 --> 4307.000] And there's just huge linkages throughout the supply chain. +[4307.000 --> 4313.240] And so I don't not at all convince you get more manufacturing if you follow all of the +[4313.240 --> 4314.880] advice that's here. +[4314.880 --> 4319.560] And even if you did, I'm not convinced that that would lead to more spillovers in innovation, +[4319.560 --> 4323.560] except in some very targeted places like semiconductors. +[4323.560 --> 4327.440] I think the place some of this thinking comes from. +[4327.440 --> 4331.920] Not exactly sure if this is true for Donald Trump himself, but when I talk to other people +[4331.920 --> 4338.800] on the sort of Trumpian right, a lot of it comes from feeling that we got sold, we being +[4338.800 --> 4341.360] America here, a bill of goods on China. +[4341.360 --> 4344.560] And that the comments all said this is going to work out totally fine and it's going to +[4344.560 --> 4345.560] work out great. +[4345.560 --> 4351.400] And now David Autor is probably the leading economist and is very well known for his work +[4351.400 --> 4358.640] on the China shock about how much more damage the sort of movement of manufacturing to China +[4358.640 --> 4360.520] did than people predicted. +[4360.520 --> 4366.840] And they look around and now China owns a lot of the renewable energy sector and we don't +[4366.840 --> 4367.840] really like that. +[4367.840 --> 4373.040] And we are now putting in fact the Biden administration is putting huge tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles +[4373.040 --> 4377.480] and we're worried about that and our semiconductor industry is gone and we're worried about that +[4377.480 --> 4379.080] and we're trying to bring it back. +[4379.080 --> 4383.200] And you can kind of go down a list like this, but even some really celebrated economists +[4383.200 --> 4389.280] will say actually the deals we made had a much more significant effect and negative effect +[4389.280 --> 4393.240] on particularly a lot of communities in America than we were told. +[4393.240 --> 4400.880] So I guess what's your answer to them and how does that affect the, even what Democrats +[4400.880 --> 4405.680] believe now because I do think there's been also shifting democratic views on trade. +[4405.680 --> 4414.080] So my views probably haven't shifted very much at all and I'm much more unapologetic +[4414.080 --> 4415.400] than what you just laid out. +[4415.400 --> 4416.760] Let me just go through a few things. +[4416.760 --> 4422.880] First of all, there was a really big increase in inequality from 1980 to 2000. +[4422.880 --> 4427.880] Since 2000 depending on what data you're looking at, inequality has been up a little +[4427.880 --> 4433.640] or down a little bit, but it's much, much less of an increase than before 2000. +[4433.640 --> 4439.440] And that's important because there wasn't much of an expansion of trade with China until 2000. +[4439.440 --> 4445.400] Second, most of the expansion of trade with China was not about the WTO and lowering the tariffs. +[4445.400 --> 4450.320] It was that they grew and they're a big country and they grew. +[4450.320 --> 4457.840] Third, if you do the full distributional analysis, you want to look at the impact it had on inequality +[4457.840 --> 4463.840] in the United States, which even in David Otter's numbers aren't that many people relative +[4463.840 --> 4466.240] to the monthly job loss. +[4466.240 --> 4471.640] This was a period of generally quite low unemployment in the wake of this China shock. +[4471.640 --> 4477.240] And most importantly, the biggest most progressive thing that much of the analysis misses is that +[4477.240 --> 4484.400] lower income households spend a higher fraction of their spending on imported goods and imported +[4484.400 --> 4486.240] goods from places like China. +[4486.240 --> 4489.000] So it's mattered the most to them. +[4489.000 --> 4492.000] Now in terms of what I'm worried about, I am worried about microchips, but we didn't +[4492.000 --> 4494.400] lose microchips to China. +[4494.400 --> 4498.040] Microchips became a global supply chain and we've lost part to the Netherlands and part +[4498.040 --> 4501.440] to Japan and part to Korea, part to Taiwan. +[4501.440 --> 4503.040] And by the way, that's a good thing. +[4503.040 --> 4508.360] Every one of those countries I just said is a friendly country, but you don't want 90% +[4508.360 --> 4515.200] of the world's advanced microprocessors coming out of an island off the coast of mainland +[4515.200 --> 4516.200] China. +[4516.200 --> 4522.240] And so the chips program, I think, has been a terrific thing because against the standard +[4522.240 --> 4525.320] economic recommendations, but there's a good national security reason. +[4525.320 --> 4530.120] I think so far it's working quite well, but the microchips is not a China issue. +[4530.120 --> 4533.160] The solar panels, I'm thrilled about what China has done there. +[4533.160 --> 4538.840] Solar panels, bringing down carbon emissions, electrify everything, we're closer to that +[4538.840 --> 4542.360] goal today because of China. +[4542.360 --> 4547.040] Do you think that the Democratic consensus on trade has moved too far in the Trumpian +[4547.040 --> 4548.040] direction? +[4548.040 --> 4550.280] Yes, I think it certainly has. +[4550.280 --> 4555.680] If you look at the Harris 80 page policy book or whatever it is, it doesn't look that +[4555.680 --> 4562.240] different from the Obama book or the Clinton book, but trade does look different. +[4562.240 --> 4568.000] So yeah, I think Democrats have gone too far and if anything, you know, insofar as there +[4568.000 --> 4573.720] was a China shock, which there was, by the way, it's one that was 15 years in the past. +[4573.720 --> 4575.760] It's not continuing in the present. +[4575.760 --> 4579.400] So if anything, we're in a very different place right now. +[4579.400 --> 4585.640] This is a place where I feel very myself unsettled and feel like there have been some very big +[4585.640 --> 4590.240] moves that feel like they have trade offs that are not being well articulated. +[4590.240 --> 4597.680] So the Biden administration put a, I think, 100% tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles. +[4597.680 --> 4601.360] And so on the one hand, we want this huge transition to happen really, really rapidly on +[4601.360 --> 4602.360] electric vehicles. +[4602.360 --> 4607.480] And on the other hand, we have these very cheap Chinese ones, which we are functionally +[4607.480 --> 4612.240] going to make it impossible for people to buy, at least to buy cheaply. +[4612.240 --> 4617.080] And there's a lot of things like that happening right now that seem to me to pit a view of, +[4617.080 --> 4623.480] I can't always tell if it's national security or just our competitiveness against what +[4623.480 --> 4626.080] is, you know, the climate threat, right? +[4626.080 --> 4633.280] And the difficulty of having a low cost, rapid transition, how do you think about both +[4633.280 --> 4635.320] where the Biden administration has ended up there? +[4635.320 --> 4638.000] And just how do you think about that in theory? +[4638.000 --> 4643.280] So I'm not sure what I think about where the Biden administration has ended up. +[4643.280 --> 4648.640] I don't like a lot of the way to discuss publicly and frankly, even privately, because yes, +[4648.640 --> 4651.000] I think this is all really difficult trade offs. +[4651.000 --> 4655.120] And if it wasn't a difficult trade off, the answer would be really obvious. +[4655.120 --> 4659.040] You come to me and say, we're going to place limits on Chinese solar panels. +[4659.040 --> 4662.320] And because of that, Americans are going to figure out how to make solar panels. +[4662.320 --> 4666.280] And our solar panels are going to be way better and cheaper than the Chinese ones ever +[4666.280 --> 4667.480] would have been. +[4667.480 --> 4671.120] And so it'll be much cheaper to deal with climate change because we did this. +[4671.120 --> 4673.800] And we're going to get lower emissions reductions and more jobs there, et cetera. +[4673.800 --> 4675.840] I don't think you've done the analysis, right? +[4675.840 --> 4678.880] I think you've gotten the sign wrong on one key part of it. +[4678.880 --> 4682.520] And so I don't really trust your benefit benefit analysis. +[4682.520 --> 4684.600] You're not going to persuade me that way. +[4684.600 --> 4688.600] You'll only persuade me if you go through the cost benefit analysis. +[4688.600 --> 4691.000] And for the most part, I haven't seen it. +[4691.000 --> 4693.440] So I don't know where you get to with the correct reasoning. +[4693.440 --> 4696.120] I don't think it's where we are right now. +[4696.120 --> 4699.800] It certainly isn't where Trump was where you're putting tariffs on washing machines and all +[4699.800 --> 4703.600] sorts of things that have nothing to do with national security. +[4703.600 --> 4706.000] But I don't know what the right answer is. +[4706.000 --> 4707.080] This picks up on something. +[4707.080 --> 4708.800] You just gave this speech. +[4708.800 --> 4713.720] You called it a defense of the dismal science, which is in this case economics. +[4713.720 --> 4719.840] And you sort of described what you think of as the liberal vices on economics and the conservative +[4719.840 --> 4720.840] ones. +[4720.840 --> 4728.160] And the liberal one you described is that there is a tendency to deny trade-offs. +[4728.160 --> 4731.240] And I would say in a way a growing tendency to deny trade-offs. +[4731.240 --> 4733.440] And I'm not 100% sure why. +[4733.440 --> 4737.720] But I will say that in my experience reporting with Democratic policymakers and economics +[4737.720 --> 4743.400] types, I feel like they used to be more of a culture of almost like delighting. +[4743.400 --> 4747.600] Like Larry Summers was always delighted to tell you five or ten different ways or policy +[4747.600 --> 4752.760] idea or somebody else's policy idea could go wrong in unexpected fashions. +[4752.760 --> 4757.640] And that's just not the culture among Democratic policymakers right now. +[4757.640 --> 4763.040] So I'm curious how you think this question of trade-off denial has evolved. +[4763.040 --> 4768.000] And I'm curious also what you think of then as the leading and growing conservative vices. +[4768.000 --> 4769.000] Yeah. +[4769.000 --> 4772.360] So let me just state what I think these two vices are with the caveat. +[4772.360 --> 4775.080] Lots of liberals and conservatives don't suffer from these vices. +[4775.080 --> 4779.600] And by the way, some of them cross and suffer from the opposite vice. +[4779.600 --> 4783.280] On the liberal side, it's getting the sign wrong. +[4783.280 --> 4789.000] It's taking something that may just be even a small cost and thinking instead that it's +[4789.000 --> 4790.000] a benefit. +[4790.000 --> 4796.800] So dealing with climate change, dealing with inequality, dealing with national security. +[4796.800 --> 4801.800] You know, whatever it is, that's the smart thing to do and it's going to help the economy, +[4801.800 --> 4803.600] et cetera. +[4803.600 --> 4807.200] For conservatives, I think the vice is getting the magnitude wrong. +[4807.200 --> 4811.440] It's taking whatever regulation you're going to do to deal with climate change or poverty +[4811.440 --> 4817.080] or whatever it is and think that'll kill growth, kill jobs and the like. +[4817.080 --> 4820.880] When you're suffering from the liberal vice, you think all good things go together. +[4820.880 --> 4824.080] And so you're going to not do cost-benefit analysis. +[4824.080 --> 4826.360] You're going to do benefit-benefit analysis. +[4826.360 --> 4829.960] And the whole point of your analysis is really just propaganda to get done what you wanted +[4829.960 --> 4830.960] to. +[4830.960 --> 4833.960] When you suffer from the conservative vice, you're just going to do cost analysis because +[4833.960 --> 4839.760] the costs are infinite and not too is propaganda. +[4839.760 --> 4845.840] Now if the liberal vice were simply coming up with arguments that aren't totally true +[4845.840 --> 4852.880] for something that's a good idea, then there's no reason to be overly bothered by it. +[4852.880 --> 4855.800] I think it does lead to some real problems. +[4855.800 --> 4860.400] First of all, if you did your analysis right, you would actually rule out all sorts of +[4860.400 --> 4861.400] things. +[4861.400 --> 4867.080] During COVID, for example, part of the argument for shutting things down at some point +[4867.080 --> 4871.600] was that you were saving lives even if you were doing it at the expense of the economy. +[4871.600 --> 4874.920] And if you weren't willing to do some things at the expense of the economy, you actually +[4874.920 --> 4878.000] weren't going to be saving enough lives. +[4878.000 --> 4883.400] Second, I think you often end up getting the analysis wrong and contorting yourself. +[4883.400 --> 4885.960] But finally, a lot of things end up not happening. +[4885.960 --> 4891.320] If you don't recognize that your policy does actually create some losers, those losers +[4891.320 --> 4896.280] will sort of come out of the woodwork and stop your policy from happening. +[4896.280 --> 4898.120] I guess I have two questions about this. +[4898.120 --> 4903.360] So let me start on the liberal side because I do think I've seen culture change here. +[4903.360 --> 4905.640] You described it as getting this sign wrong, right? +[4905.640 --> 4910.640] You'll be talking to somebody and they'll be telling you about why we need to do ex-unclimate +[4910.640 --> 4914.040] and also telling you that'll be really good for the economy. +[4914.040 --> 4915.440] I buy that. +[4915.440 --> 4921.440] The bigger thing that I see is denying that there are costs to things at all. +[4921.440 --> 4924.800] I'm like, maybe there's just me talking about the things I'm thinking about in my book. +[4924.800 --> 4927.760] I've called this at times, things like everything, bagel, liberalism. +[4927.760 --> 4933.520] But you sort of layer on a lot of goals and don't admit that having all those goals or +[4933.520 --> 4939.200] all those processes all at once will make it harder to do something, make the thing more +[4939.200 --> 4940.200] expensive. +[4940.200 --> 4941.520] I see this a lot in infrastructure, right? +[4941.520 --> 4945.600] On the one hand, we want infrastructure to be fair and we want it to be fast and we want +[4945.600 --> 4949.080] to have a lot of community input and we don't want it to be too expensive. +[4949.080 --> 4952.200] But we want to make sure like all the jobs it creates are really good and it's either +[4952.200 --> 4954.800] union work or prevailing wage work. +[4954.800 --> 4956.520] These things don't all work. +[4956.520 --> 4963.880] I think there's a bit of a denial about say how bad infrastructure cost has become under +[4963.880 --> 4965.760] Democrats. +[4965.760 --> 4970.520] My view a bit is that because it's become harder to pass legislation, people want to do things, +[4970.520 --> 4972.720] do more things in any individual project. +[4972.720 --> 4978.960] You can't pass a big bill that changes, say, the laws around union organizing. +[4978.960 --> 4984.200] So in state, you put a lot of union laws in union regulations and rules into any given +[4984.200 --> 4986.640] project, which is sort of a different idea. +[4986.640 --> 4990.440] But I'm not really sure what the answer is and I'm curious sociologically what you think +[4990.440 --> 4991.440] it is. +[4991.440 --> 4992.440] Yeah. +[4992.440 --> 4994.160] So first of all, I think you have it exactly right. +[4994.160 --> 4999.640] I do think your everything bagel is incredibly memorable even if many people have pointed out +[4999.640 --> 5001.520] that everyone loves everything bagel. +[5001.520 --> 5003.240] So what are you complaining about? +[5003.240 --> 5007.040] I think child care in the CHIPS Act is a good example. +[5007.040 --> 5010.440] The administration went out and announced they were including child care in the CHIPS +[5010.440 --> 5011.600] Act. +[5011.600 --> 5016.280] Their argument was, oh, if these factories have better child care, they can attract more +[5016.280 --> 5021.480] workers and then they can make more microchips and they'll do the whole job much better. +[5021.480 --> 5026.680] With all respect to people in the government, they don't know these factories if they could +[5026.680 --> 5031.040] set up a child care facility and that was going to help them attract better workers +[5031.040 --> 5034.000] and make microchips, I think they'd do it. +[5034.000 --> 5038.120] But some Amoral Consultant came along and told them to do it. +[5038.120 --> 5042.240] Maybe they had missed out on something and they'd learned about it so they could do it. +[5042.240 --> 5047.680] If the government, which is extremely biased and cares deeply about child care, comes +[5047.680 --> 5051.840] along, I don't trust that prescription at all. +[5051.840 --> 5056.320] Now if you said they should do child care, we're going to get raised the costs on them. +[5056.320 --> 5059.720] We're going to get fewer microchips, but it's worth it. +[5059.720 --> 5061.520] Then again, we could have the conversation. +[5061.520 --> 5065.760] In that case, I think you'd have a very, very hard time persuading me because as important +[5065.760 --> 5071.080] as I think child care is, people will only remember the CHIPS program for one thing. +[5071.080 --> 5078.840] Did it increase the production of advanced microchips in the United States or not? +[5078.840 --> 5083.760] No one's going to look back and say it revolutionized child care or anything like that. +[5083.760 --> 5089.960] It is this goal and this goal is a hard enough one on its own not to add extra things. +[5089.960 --> 5096.360] In this case, I think the good news was it looks like that was more rhetorical than reality. +[5096.360 --> 5099.200] So it didn't get in the way of the program. +[5099.200 --> 5100.880] There are other rules though that do. +[5100.880 --> 5104.600] You have to look hard, infrastructure in this country. +[5104.600 --> 5107.920] This administration put a lot of money into infrastructure. +[5107.920 --> 5113.320] The cost of infrastructure has gone up even more than the money they put into it. +[5113.320 --> 5117.760] The answer is you have to look at how much it costs to build stuff, not just how much +[5117.760 --> 5121.240] money do you have to put into the building. +[5121.240 --> 5124.320] So let me ask you about the conservative side because what struck me when you said that +[5124.320 --> 5127.400] is I would almost describe it the opposite way. +[5127.400 --> 5131.240] I think there was a long time when conservatives would tell you that the cost of any liberal +[5131.240 --> 5133.520] program would be infinite. +[5133.520 --> 5138.640] I don't get the sense they even pay attention at this point to the cost of liberal programs +[5138.640 --> 5144.200] in any real way that now it's at the magnitude on anything they're doing is almost infinite. +[5144.200 --> 5150.520] I think the hallmark of Donald Trump's rhetorical style, but I hear it now all over the right +[5150.520 --> 5157.320] is if we do these tariffs, you'll never see an economy like this if we kick out all the +[5157.320 --> 5159.800] immigrants you can't believe what will happen. +[5159.800 --> 5162.280] The right seems to have moved into a place. +[5162.280 --> 5166.400] I mean, it's just not a place of policy analysis whatsoever. +[5166.400 --> 5170.880] I think there's a time you might have said that the right was about overstating the harms +[5171.120 --> 5175.400] of liberal policies and then overstating the benefits of tax cuts. +[5175.400 --> 5178.920] But I think one of the difficult things about policy making right now is I don't know +[5178.920 --> 5184.800] there is a policy process at all that holds water on the right. +[5184.800 --> 5189.360] So I mean, the question is to whether conservatives, the word for use for whoever happens to +[5189.360 --> 5195.400] be the current Republican nominee or whether it's a coherent set of ideas and don't know +[5195.400 --> 5196.400] the answer to that. +[5196.400 --> 5199.160] And we're probably not going to settle it right now. +[5199.560 --> 5206.480] When it comes to regulations, increasing corporate taxes, increasing capital gains taxes, +[5206.480 --> 5214.480] the Republican political system does describe those in almost apocalyptic magnitudes relative +[5214.480 --> 5218.880] to anything that the academic literature, whether that's a conservative reading of the +[5218.880 --> 5223.960] academic literature or liberal reading of it, would have you believe. +[5223.960 --> 5225.240] So I do think that's there. +[5225.240 --> 5228.440] But then the flip side of that and I agree with you, especially with Donald Trump. +[5228.920 --> 5234.920] In his first budget, when he was president, he forecasts 3% growth, which was even lower +[5234.920 --> 5236.000] than the 4%. +[5236.000 --> 5243.560] He was talking about, at a time when every private sector forecaster was at about 1.5 to 2, +[5243.560 --> 5248.480] and the gap between what private sector forecasters were saying and what his budget was saying +[5248.480 --> 5253.160] was the largest that I found in any budget going back to Ronald Reagan. +[5253.160 --> 5260.160] So he just was really disconnected from at least professional opinion, I would argue +[5260.160 --> 5262.560] reality as well in those numbers. +[5262.560 --> 5266.200] And that was in a budget where the numbers were much smaller in terms of the claims than +[5266.200 --> 5269.040] even he was claiming rhetorically. +[5269.040 --> 5277.040] So yeah, analysis doesn't seem to be the strong suit right there right now. +[5277.040 --> 5279.120] I think that is a good place to end. +[5279.120 --> 5283.280] I always have found a question, what are 3 books you'd recommend to the audience? +[5283.280 --> 5289.360] My first book is How the World Became Rich by Mark Koyama and Jared Rubin. +[5289.360 --> 5294.920] It's just an amazing synthesis of the amazing research in the last 20 years that looks +[5294.920 --> 5301.240] in a deep way at the role that institutions, culture, geography and other factors have +[5301.240 --> 5306.920] played in just the enormous transformation of humankind. +[5306.920 --> 5312.100] The second one is Outside of My Discipline and it's the Goodness Paragrocks by Richard +[5312.100 --> 5319.240] Rangham that gets at the question of why humans can be so good to each other but also +[5319.240 --> 5324.700] can be so bad and when we're bad we plan it meticulously and execute it over a long +[5324.700 --> 5330.960] period of time rather than just do it spontaneously the way animals do to each other and it helped +[5330.960 --> 5335.240] open my eyes to a new way of thinking about that. +[5335.240 --> 5341.400] The final book is a novel by Emil Zola called The Ladies Paradise and I picked that because +[5341.400 --> 5348.840] it's a pretty good 19th century novel but it's a fantastic exposition about capitalism +[5348.840 --> 5354.880] and competition in which it portrays small businesses losing out to the growth of the +[5354.880 --> 5357.800] first department store in Paris. +[5357.800 --> 5362.600] The terrible things that happen when you use advertising to manufacture taste but also +[5362.600 --> 5368.280] the real benefits you get from lower prices and in fact the higher wages and benefits +[5368.280 --> 5372.000] that people get in the department store because it needs to compete with other department +[5372.000 --> 5376.920] stores for jobs so pretty much everything you want to know about capitalism is contained +[5376.920 --> 5379.880] in Emil Zola's The Ladies Paradise. +[5379.880 --> 5384.720] Jason Furman thank you very much. +[5384.720 --> 5388.600] Thank you. +[5388.600 --> 5391.320] This episode of The Ezra Clangio is produced by Will and Who? +[5391.320 --> 5395.780] Jack Chucky by Michelle Harris with Kate Sinclair our senior engineer is Jeff Gellb with +[5395.780 --> 5400.400] additional mixing by Isaac Jones a few Shapiro and Amin Sahuta our senior editors Claire +[5400.400 --> 5401.400] Gordon. +[5401.400 --> 5405.440] The show's production team also includes Annie Galvin, Elias Isquith and Kristen Lin. +[5405.440 --> 5409.680] We have original music by Isaac Jones, audience strategy by Christina Samiluski and Shannon +[5409.680 --> 5410.680] Basta. +[5410.680 --> 5414.680] The executive producer of New York Times opinion audio is Annie Roestrosser and special +[5414.680 --> 5420.480] thanks to Tyler Cohen for unique dirgee does Maan Lockman, Lindsay Owens Nathan Tankis +[5420.480 --> 5427.480] is a Bella Weber and Sonia Herrero. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_cFLjudWTuGQ.txt b/transcript/podcast_cFLjudWTuGQ.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..093975c83850d10bbabd62708ea38fd75be2b75c --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_cFLjudWTuGQ.txt @@ -0,0 +1,142 @@ +[0.000 --> 18.000] What makes one an exceptional presenter? Is it flashy visuals? Is it the tone of voice? Is it the actual message or content? +[18.000 --> 23.000] Or does that have something to do with body language? Are gestures and our stance? +[23.000 --> 30.000] Today we want to talk to you about this latter point. How do we use our body effectively to communicate our message? +[30.000 --> 37.000] Because we have so many great ideas here, but if they remain in our head, don't actually link up with the audience. +[37.000 --> 42.000] Our message will not drive. We are a red message will not have resonated with the audience. +[42.000 --> 47.000] So body language plays a powerful role in how we communicate. +[47.000 --> 55.000] And unfortunately, body language can also distract. We've seen this clip before of Michael Bay. +[55.000 --> 63.000] He speaks, the teleprompter, he loses sight of what's happening, the telever doesn't sink up, and he struggles. +[63.000 --> 69.000] And all you see is his body moving around and he's nervous. He's exuding it. +[69.000 --> 74.000] So I want to give some color commentary as a rewatch, as a class. What is happening? +[74.000 --> 79.000] So his stance at the beginning, it's okay, but his hands, he's meshing them. +[79.000 --> 88.000] And now it's starting to turn from the audience. Again, his hands are clasped. He's looking a bit down, not at all of you, the audience, and he spins. +[88.000 --> 95.000] He shows his back, the audience. And he can't be getting composure. He's swaying back and forth. He's looking down. +[95.000 --> 102.000] He's avoiding the audience. His nerves are coming out. Again, his hands, he's waiting down. +[102.000 --> 106.000] And now I think he's looking at the back of the stage. That's the exact opposite place. +[106.000 --> 113.000] And where do you want to actually look? He's incredibly nervous, and now he exits stage. +[113.000 --> 117.000] We all want to avoid our own Michael Bay moments. When we communicate. +[117.000 --> 122.000] The last thing we want at a startup pitch or meeting is to have that happen. +[122.000 --> 126.000] Is to have the body language take over from the message. +[126.000 --> 133.000] If we lose sight of what our body is doing, all people can pay attention to is the body itself. +[133.000 --> 142.000] It'll take over. So that comes down to not only kind of distract, but the body language can, it is your superhero. +[142.000 --> 147.000] It can change, it's your superpower. Sorry, not a superhero. You're the superhero. +[147.000 --> 155.000] But it's your superpower. In the sense that we can utilize it to enhance and communicate with every person in the audience. +[155.000 --> 162.000] I want to talk about that today from three vantage points. Colin is going to get us started in talking about how posture breeds success. +[162.000 --> 166.000] Jung-Joon is going to talk about how gestures to strengthen your message. +[166.000 --> 176.000] Finally, Jennifer is going to close us out with how we think about the body posture of you, the audience, and how to interact with that. Colin, take us away. +[176.000 --> 181.000] Communication begins before you even open your mouth to speak. +[181.000 --> 186.000] Your audience's first impression of you is your posture and your position. +[186.000 --> 191.000] And so it's important to know both how to stand, as well as where to stand. +[191.000 --> 196.000] And perhaps it's fairly obvious that you should stand facing the people you're talking to. +[196.000 --> 204.000] Don't stand facing your visuals and turning your back to the audience. That's not what we want to do. We can't communicate that way. +[204.000 --> 212.000] It's also important to know where you're standing in the room. A position of strength in this room is somewhere in this center box. +[212.000 --> 216.000] As long as you're moving around in the center, you're doing pretty well. +[216.000 --> 223.000] Well, you don't want to be as often the corner of countering or especially in front of any distractions. +[223.000 --> 229.000] And this room is pretty good. It doesn't have that many distractions. But there is a window. +[229.000 --> 234.000] And outside this window, there are cars, there are buses, there are bikers. +[234.000 --> 242.000] And when I was standing over there, probably about half of you could see in your peripheral vision outside the window. +[242.000 --> 252.000] And if a car were to drive by your instinct, your reaction would be to look out the window and that would break your concentration in our conversation. +[252.000 --> 254.000] And we don't want that either. +[254.000 --> 258.000] And now that you know where to stand, it's important to know how to stand. +[258.000 --> 272.000] So we're going to demonstrate a few positions, a few bad positions that we've seen from us and some of you guys and even from the presentations earlier today that you shouldn't do. +[272.000 --> 280.000] And the first one is hands in your pockets. This comes off as nonchalant, your shoulders tend to roll forwards. +[280.000 --> 284.000] And it's very difficult to convey a strong message from this position. +[284.000 --> 292.000] The second one is hands on your hips. When your hands are on your hips, you tend to look overbearing and powerful. +[292.000 --> 299.000] And the third one is the fig leaf. This is where you're protecting your family jewels with your hands. +[299.000 --> 307.000] And while it also looks timid, it's especially bad when you decide to gesture from this position. +[307.000 --> 309.000] I want to show you something. +[315.000 --> 318.000] You look like you're flashing the audience. And that's not a good thing. +[318.000 --> 320.000] So how should you stand? +[320.000 --> 328.000] And if I could actually get all of you to stand, I'll lead you through a short demonstration on how to find your face posture. +[328.000 --> 334.000] So once you've stood, be mindful of the people next to you and place your feet hip width apart. +[334.000 --> 339.000] Close your eyes and look up towards the ceiling and lift your hands above your head. +[339.000 --> 345.000] Get a good stretch underneath your shoulders and let your arms drop to the side. +[345.000 --> 350.000] When you open your eyes, look down. This is your base posture. +[350.000 --> 355.000] Thank you very much for participating. You guys can sit down now. +[356.000 --> 365.000] Now that you've found your base posture, this is where you should gesture from and it's where you should return to when you're finished gesturing. +[365.000 --> 370.000] It may not feel the most comfortable, but it looks the most comfortable to your audience. +[370.000 --> 376.000] Remember that your posture and position are the audience's first impression of you. +[376.000 --> 383.000] But now that you know how to stand still, it's time to learn how to move. +[383.000 --> 388.000] Dressures are important because it helps you communicate that. +[388.000 --> 393.000] For example, if you use dresses, the audience remembers twice as much. +[393.000 --> 400.000] It also helps you with future speakers too because it helps your memory when you speak. +[400.000 --> 409.000] Also, besides the transition, your hand and arm movement is the biggest movement that the audience can see. +[409.000 --> 414.000] You can either use it wisely, or use it on random and distracting gestures. +[414.000 --> 418.000] I'm going to show you three types of gestures. +[418.000 --> 425.000] The give, the show and the chop. Here's an example. +[425.000 --> 431.000] This quarter at the GSB, I went to this communications class. It was so great. +[431.000 --> 434.000] I mean, you could feel that your skills improved. +[434.000 --> 438.000] I think this was the best class I've ever taken. +[438.000 --> 442.000] Let's rewind and see what happened. The give. +[442.000 --> 446.000] This quarter at the GSB, I went to this communications class. +[446.000 --> 451.000] So this gesture is used to give the audience the facts or the options. +[451.000 --> 457.000] Remember to have your palms up, not down. We'll get to that in a minute. +[457.000 --> 464.000] The show. I mean, you could feel that your skills are improving. +[464.000 --> 469.000] This kind of gesture has the largest variety and your imagination is the limit. +[469.000 --> 474.000] Just remember that the gesture and the message has to match. +[474.000 --> 479.000] For example, you can't say, prof is a rising, but the gesture like that. +[479.000 --> 485.000] So, congruency and creativity. The chop. +[485.000 --> 489.000] I think this was the best class I've ever taken. +[490.000 --> 494.000] So this gesture is used to deliver strong opinion. +[494.000 --> 498.000] You can either use it one hand or you can use both hands. +[498.000 --> 503.000] You can use both hands and do a larger chop which will deliver a stronger message. +[503.000 --> 510.000] So, next time when you do gestures, think about these three types and plan ahead. +[510.000 --> 517.000] Three types is the give, the show and the chop. +[517.000 --> 520.000] Huh! +[520.000 --> 525.000] I bet everyone in the room is going to remember this. +[525.000 --> 530.000] Just just work. That's the message. +[530.000 --> 534.000] Another subject is about having your palms up. +[534.000 --> 537.000] So, I'll give you an example. +[537.000 --> 543.000] People on the right, please rise and move to the left. +[543.000 --> 545.000] I'll do a slightly different this time. +[545.000 --> 550.000] People on the left, right, please rise and move to the left. +[550.000 --> 554.000] One more time. People on the right, please rise and move to the left. +[554.000 --> 557.000] You see the difference? +[557.000 --> 560.000] Which one do you think would make more people move? +[560.000 --> 568.000] The first one. Yes. According to the study, if you have your palms up, 84% of the audience complies. +[568.000 --> 579.000] If you have your palms down, 52%, if you have your fingers, 28%, never use your fingers at your audience. +[579.000 --> 584.000] It looks just arrogant and only politicians use that. +[584.000 --> 590.000] Clinton used it. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. +[590.000 --> 594.000] It looks bad. Back then, looks bad. Now. +[594.000 --> 597.000] Never use your fingers. +[597.000 --> 601.000] And last but not least, avoid the terrorist gestures. +[601.000 --> 609.000] For example, people on the right, please rise and move to the left. +[609.000 --> 613.000] No matter what you do right, I mean it looks silly. +[613.000 --> 616.000] So, loosen up everybody. +[616.000 --> 622.000] Always remember that gestures are there for you and the audience to make a deeper connection. +[622.000 --> 627.000] So, while we've talked about the audience, now it's time to focus on you. +[627.000 --> 629.000] The audience. +[629.000 --> 635.000] As John June and Colin and Matt described, we've been focusing on the body language of the speaker. +[635.000 --> 638.000] But let's not forget, who's the real hero here? +[638.000 --> 645.000] As we learned in our first week of class, it's not me, the speaker. It's you, the audience. +[645.000 --> 651.000] But what happens when the audience doesn't realize that they are on this hero's journey? +[651.000 --> 654.000] Have you ever seen an audience that looks like this? +[654.000 --> 657.000] Have you ever been that audience? +[657.000 --> 664.000] It's okay, we all have. Whether we're playing on our phones, falling asleep and nodding off, looking at the clock, +[664.000 --> 668.000] and calculating, can we make an escape from this room? +[668.000 --> 670.000] We've all done it. +[670.000 --> 676.000] But the thing is, it's the speaker's responsibility to understand what's going on with their audience. +[676.000 --> 679.000] And body language is a powerful way to assess that. +[679.000 --> 686.000] As a speaker, we can be so focused on our own body language that we never even notice what the audience is doing. +[686.000 --> 689.000] And it's important to change that. +[689.000 --> 697.000] So, I want to share three strategies for how you can engage with your audience better by developing more observational skills. +[697.000 --> 705.000] So, first of all, absolutely, be using the gestures and body language tools that we've talked about today and over the course of the quarter. +[705.000 --> 708.000] But the second thing is to notice. +[708.000 --> 712.000] Of course, you're going to be looking for eye contact, but look beyond it. +[712.000 --> 715.000] Look at how your audience members are sitting. +[715.000 --> 717.000] Are they fidgeting? Are they moving? +[717.000 --> 723.000] Are they leading forward, looking engaged and taking notes? Or are they zoning out? +[723.000 --> 730.000] If your body language, your eye contact, and your efforts at being compelling are not working, then you can go deeper. +[730.000 --> 735.000] You can try to surprise the audience with a question or use some humor. +[735.000 --> 742.000] Or you can disrupt the audience. As students, we hate being cold-called, but we know it's effective, right? +[742.000 --> 744.000] Jason, what's your favorite color? +[744.000 --> 745.000] It was. +[745.000 --> 751.000] Okay, very good. You got that one. +[751.000 --> 757.000] As we all know, it's the fastest way to re-engage with a conversation with the speaker. +[757.000 --> 764.000] So don't be afraid to use it. It's so important to keep your audience on track, because they're the hero and it's their journey. +[764.000 --> 769.000] Remember how Nancy Duarte told us that we are the Yoda to the Luke Skywalker? +[769.000 --> 774.000] And our job as the speaker is to keep the hero on their journey. +[774.000 --> 781.000] With that in mind, I think we've talked about three concepts that really remind each of us about how body language is your superpower. +[781.000 --> 784.000] Use it. Become that superpower. +[784.000 --> 792.000] Become that superhero. And we welcome any questions you have on how to stand strong, gesture effectively, and engage the audience. +[792.000 --> 793.000] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_cjXeGy95LHk.txt b/transcript/podcast_cjXeGy95LHk.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..83c06922047616ab66f5efa3e752b942929f6b4b --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_cjXeGy95LHk.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2500 @@ +[0.000 --> 11.000] Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for clicking on this YouTube video and taking time out of your day to watch the Jinksys sketch podcast. This is episode number four guest number four. +[11.000 --> 16.000] Mr. Sketch literally all we ask. Look, I'm going broke. +[16.000 --> 22.000] Subscribe, turn on the notification bell and click the like button. Like I might be homeless soon. +[22.000 --> 26.000] Okay, no, but still subscribe. Let's do that thing. +[26.000 --> 30.000] I thought it's a bit bang sketch. +[30.000 --> 35.000] The sketch real the sketchy realm. What is the sketchy realm? What is that? +[35.000 --> 37.000] We started here. +[37.000 --> 40.000] It's the sketch real. +[40.000 --> 45.000] But your TikTok is the sketchy dress up to what the fuck sorry for cousin. I'm just kidding. +[45.000 --> 51.000] The sketchy realm is your sketch real. Come on. You're butchering my shit here. +[51.000 --> 56.000] Okay, wait, really? Yeah, what is this? +[56.000 --> 61.000] I don't know. Why have I heard I've heard the sketchy realm somewhere maybe on TikTok? +[61.000 --> 66.000] Possibly who cares possibly who cares. It's okay. Are you enjoying your stay in Florida right now? +[66.000 --> 76.000] It's been awesome. You know, not having my bag wearing Jinksys clothes, sleeping and getting booze in with Jinksy. +[76.000 --> 81.000] His cousin eat all the pizza. I'm starving right now. +[81.000 --> 85.000] Yeah, we, um, we partied last night. +[85.000 --> 87.000] Yes, we did. +[87.000 --> 94.000] Okay. Um, okay. So how did you first find out about me? Like how did you first find my content? +[94.000 --> 98.000] I was just on TikTok probably. It was either TikTok or Twitch. +[98.000 --> 101.000] Like how long ago and like what was the moment or clip? +[101.000 --> 105.000] Probably like three years ago. I don't know. Or two years ago. +[105.000 --> 111.000] I don't know. Damn. I didn't have a landmark. +[111.000 --> 113.000] But first moment, I don't think so. +[113.000 --> 117.000] Dude, I remember the first time I saw you, you were on TikTok live. +[117.000 --> 123.000] And I clicked on it and I'm like, oh, there's like 14,000 people watching this right now. +[123.000 --> 126.000] This was like two months ago. And I'm like, what's going on? Like this is maddened. +[126.000 --> 128.000] And then you're like, +[128.000 --> 132.000] I can't so over it. I'm like, oh, this guy's like unhinge. This is awesome. +[132.000 --> 136.000] And then that night I followed you on TikTok. I was like, I do. +[136.000 --> 140.000] We got to play in madden. Why went to your profile and it said follow back. +[140.000 --> 142.000] So I was like, oh my god, this guy. +[142.000 --> 145.000] This guy fucking knows me already, man. And uh, true love. +[145.000 --> 149.000] Yeah, it's been true love there. It's been fucking history ever since then. +[149.000 --> 152.000] It's great. That's great. And then I de-in-view. +[152.000 --> 155.000] And you didn't respond for a month. Very awesome. +[155.000 --> 157.000] No, I'm just kidding. That we did off. +[157.000 --> 161.000] That was a- we talked in like November. That was like four months ago. +[161.000 --> 165.000] That's fucking dude. History ever since then, bro. +[165.000 --> 169.000] How can iconic- what have we done? Like five streams now, probably? +[169.000 --> 172.000] Five, everything. Is this count? This is six. +[172.000 --> 173.000] Yeah, fuck it. This is six. +[173.000 --> 176.000] Look at what we're doing here. This is awesome. +[176.000 --> 181.000] Do you like- how long have you been playing video games for? +[181.000 --> 183.000] Like did you start when you were like five? +[183.000 --> 185.000] Yeah. Really? +[185.000 --> 191.000] Yeah. I mean like, yeah, I just had video games. I had Xbox and Nintendo and all that stuff. +[191.000 --> 193.000] And it's awesome. +[193.000 --> 194.000] Boz. +[194.000 --> 197.000] Like super smash bros and stuff like that. +[197.000 --> 200.000] Boz. Playing that and then modern warfare too. +[200.000 --> 202.000] It was like the one that I went hard as that. +[202.000 --> 203.000] I don't know. +[203.000 --> 206.000] So what was your favorite game of all time? Like ever? +[206.000 --> 208.000] MWT, probably. +[208.000 --> 209.000] Really? +[209.000 --> 212.000] Well, that was like the best people to play with. +[212.000 --> 214.000] What do you mean by that sketch? +[214.000 --> 216.000] What do you mean by that? +[216.000 --> 217.000] What do you mean? +[217.000 --> 218.000] You gotta get me here? +[218.000 --> 221.000] No, that's MWT is great. +[221.000 --> 225.000] It's like everyone was playing then and then like it was like, +[225.000 --> 228.000] they were doing everything right here. +[228.000 --> 229.000] What? No. +[229.000 --> 231.000] Oh, we're going off-grip here? +[231.000 --> 232.000] No, no. +[232.000 --> 233.000] Was this gonna get cut? +[233.000 --> 234.000] Keep this in. +[234.000 --> 235.000] We'll chop it. +[235.000 --> 237.000] So I'm for streaming. +[237.000 --> 240.000] Come on, we're doing fire here. +[240.000 --> 242.000] We're gonna make two hours no problem. +[242.000 --> 247.000] So have you ever like... +[247.000 --> 251.000] When you were gaming and shit, obviously I was your entire childhood. +[251.000 --> 253.000] Like every other true gamer. +[253.000 --> 254.000] Ooh, I hate that word. +[254.000 --> 257.000] But you've been gaming your entire life, bro. +[257.000 --> 259.000] Did that affect your grades in school? +[259.000 --> 262.000] Like were you a shitty student? +[262.000 --> 265.000] I was a shitty student, but I don't think called Voodie James that. +[265.000 --> 268.000] I was not just not good at math. +[268.000 --> 269.000] I was not good at math. +[269.000 --> 270.000] I was on stuff. +[270.000 --> 271.000] I like to keep it very simple. +[271.000 --> 272.000] I don't know. +[272.000 --> 277.000] You know, let's keep it plus minus a multiplied divide. +[277.000 --> 281.000] You do it in the other bullshit that's like... +[281.000 --> 282.000] Dude, yeah. +[282.000 --> 283.000] I don't know. +[283.000 --> 285.000] I mean, history was fun. +[285.000 --> 286.000] Sorry. +[286.000 --> 287.000] You like testery? +[287.000 --> 288.000] It was cool. +[288.000 --> 289.000] Easy. +[289.000 --> 291.000] What was your favorite subject? +[291.000 --> 292.000] History. +[292.000 --> 294.000] No, no. +[294.000 --> 296.000] What do you mean in college? +[296.000 --> 299.000] No, bad question. +[299.000 --> 301.000] Wrong question. +[301.000 --> 304.000] I meant to say, what was your grade plane average? +[304.000 --> 306.000] I don't even know why I just said that. +[306.000 --> 308.000] Like a three or something? +[308.000 --> 309.000] Wait, what the fuck? +[309.000 --> 311.000] You said you were a shitty student. +[311.000 --> 312.000] Three? +[312.000 --> 313.000] Bro, I had a two point. +[313.000 --> 314.000] No, it was a three. +[314.000 --> 315.000] Well, like three. +[315.000 --> 316.000] I don't remember what it was. +[316.000 --> 317.000] Three would be B average. +[317.000 --> 318.000] What was your average? +[318.000 --> 319.000] Like C. +[321.000 --> 322.000] Yeah, probably. +[322.000 --> 324.000] That was B's and C's. +[324.000 --> 325.000] Dude, when was your... +[325.000 --> 326.000] So C's? +[326.000 --> 328.000] So whatever that comes out to. +[328.000 --> 329.000] So, okay. +[329.000 --> 331.000] So you graduated with like a 3.0 GPA? +[331.000 --> 333.000] You know, I didn't have a lot of offers coming out. +[333.000 --> 335.000] So maybe it wasn't that great. +[335.000 --> 339.000] And what was life after graduation like for you? +[339.000 --> 340.000] Like when you were done with school, +[340.000 --> 342.000] were you already working in high school? +[342.000 --> 343.000] Or did you not work in high school? +[343.000 --> 344.000] Yeah, I worked with my dad. +[344.000 --> 345.000] It was fun. +[345.000 --> 346.000] Easy. +[346.000 --> 347.000] So you went like... +[347.000 --> 349.000] You went right into the workforce? +[349.000 --> 350.000] Yeah. +[350.000 --> 351.000] No, I went to college. +[351.000 --> 352.000] I went to Mississippi State. +[352.000 --> 353.000] Whoa, whoa, whoa! +[353.000 --> 354.000] No, no, no, no, no! +[354.000 --> 355.000] Whoa, whoa, no, no! +[355.000 --> 356.000] No degree! +[356.000 --> 357.000] It's okay. +[357.000 --> 361.000] Wait, you went to Mississippi State in college? +[361.000 --> 362.000] It was awesome. +[362.000 --> 364.000] Love loved it. +[364.000 --> 365.000] I'm just kidding. +[365.000 --> 367.000] It was alright and then I came home. +[367.000 --> 370.000] So how long were you at Mississippi State for? +[370.000 --> 373.000] Maybe a semester? +[373.000 --> 375.000] Dude, what the fuck? +[375.000 --> 377.000] You know, I just wanted to taste. +[377.000 --> 380.000] Were you partying in shit? +[380.000 --> 381.000] I was just trying to. +[382.000 --> 388.000] I was doing a little too much of that, probably. +[388.000 --> 390.000] So in college, were your grades? +[390.000 --> 393.000] I mean, if you dropped out, they had to have been horrible. +[393.000 --> 395.000] I didn't drop out here. +[395.000 --> 396.000] I just left. +[396.000 --> 397.000] I had a great... +[397.000 --> 398.000] I had a good call. +[398.000 --> 400.000] What the fuck do you mean you just left? +[400.000 --> 401.000] I just went... +[401.000 --> 402.000] What do you want to owe you after? +[402.000 --> 403.000] Oh, you was chill? +[403.000 --> 404.000] What is Oklahoma? +[404.000 --> 405.000] Oklahoma. +[405.000 --> 406.000] Hold on. +[406.000 --> 408.000] Are you fucking with me? +[408.000 --> 409.000] No, I'm serious. +[409.000 --> 413.000] You went to Mississippi State for a semester, then went to Oklahoma for how long? +[413.000 --> 416.000] For a year, in half. +[416.000 --> 422.000] But I only progressed one year, so thankfully I got a year down there. +[422.000 --> 426.000] So if you wanted to finish your degree, you'd have to go through like three more years, right? +[426.000 --> 427.000] Probably. +[427.000 --> 428.000] So what was your... +[428.000 --> 429.000] I don't know if it would chance for anywhere. +[429.000 --> 431.000] I don't know what I would go do. +[431.000 --> 435.000] What was your defining moment when you were like, fuck this, I'm dropping out of college? +[435.000 --> 438.000] Probably the letter from the dean, I'm just kidding. +[438.000 --> 440.000] What did the dean say? +[440.000 --> 442.000] No, they didn't say anything directly. +[442.000 --> 444.000] I was checking the email. +[444.000 --> 446.000] But... +[446.000 --> 449.000] I was doing the math. +[449.000 --> 452.000] It wasn't going well for me. +[452.000 --> 454.000] I was taking on lots of water. +[454.000 --> 456.000] I don't know. +[456.000 --> 457.000] My ship was scuttled. +[457.000 --> 459.000] That was very fun. +[459.000 --> 461.000] It was cool though. +[461.000 --> 463.000] And then I came back to Texas State. +[463.000 --> 464.000] That was chill. +[464.000 --> 467.000] Like San Marcus, do I have to explain how I got there or something? +[467.000 --> 469.000] No, so what I was like... +[469.000 --> 470.000] I'm trying to fill... +[470.000 --> 471.000] You were going to explain now like... +[471.000 --> 472.000] I'm trying to fill the gap, right? +[472.000 --> 474.000] You're 18, you get done with high school. +[474.000 --> 477.000] You know, this is years later, right? +[477.000 --> 478.000] So like... +[478.000 --> 479.000] No, 19. +[479.000 --> 480.000] I just went in the year after... +[480.000 --> 481.000] Okay, I still... +[481.000 --> 482.000] The college. +[482.000 --> 485.000] Okay, my point is, I'm trying to fill the gap of how we're here. +[485.000 --> 489.000] Because you went from high school, now you're here, so I'm trying to find what's in between that, right? +[489.000 --> 490.000] College? +[490.000 --> 491.000] Yeah, so college. +[491.000 --> 492.000] But you dropped out, right? +[492.000 --> 494.000] So what did you do after you dropped out? +[495.000 --> 500.000] Well, I was transferring school, so I went to Texas State, was in San Marcus. +[500.000 --> 503.000] Motherfucker, you transferred to three... +[503.000 --> 504.000] Like, you... +[504.000 --> 505.000] Why? Why? +[505.000 --> 506.000] Technically four. +[506.000 --> 508.000] You transferred to four universities. +[508.000 --> 510.000] I was giving everything a try. +[510.000 --> 513.000] You know, you miss 100% shots, you don't take. +[513.000 --> 515.000] So four universities. +[515.000 --> 516.000] What was your... +[516.000 --> 519.000] Wait, name all the four universities? +[519.000 --> 523.000] Did you went to Texas State, OU, Mississippi State, Lowndestar College. +[524.000 --> 525.000] Lowndestar College. +[525.000 --> 526.000] Okay. +[526.000 --> 527.000] Was that the last one? +[527.000 --> 529.000] That was just trying to give it another shot. +[529.000 --> 532.000] Like, it gave it one last wing. +[532.000 --> 534.000] Okay, so what is your thoughts on... +[534.000 --> 537.000] What is your thoughts on like the school system in America? +[537.000 --> 539.000] Like, is it fucked? +[539.000 --> 542.000] I think it's fucked, bro. +[542.000 --> 546.000] I mean, we played video games for a living, so it's probably not... +[546.000 --> 549.000] We don't need degrees, actively. +[549.000 --> 552.000] Like, I mean, some degrees make sense. +[552.000 --> 553.000] Yeah. +[553.000 --> 554.000] I wouldn't go... +[554.000 --> 555.000] I wouldn't go... +[555.000 --> 556.000] I wouldn't... +[556.000 --> 557.000] Knowing... +[557.000 --> 560.000] I would probably wouldn't know in that I wouldn't have graduated. +[560.000 --> 562.000] I probably wouldn't have started. +[562.000 --> 563.000] Well, maybe. +[563.000 --> 564.000] I don't know. +[564.000 --> 567.000] Maybe if I could go back, I would try harder. +[567.000 --> 570.000] Try harder in college or all of it, high school, too. +[570.000 --> 571.000] Yeah. +[571.000 --> 572.000] All of it. +[572.000 --> 575.000] I said that when I was like 18 and I got done with school, I was like, +[575.000 --> 578.000] Man, I wish I could just get one more try, try harder. +[578.000 --> 581.000] But then I thought like, no, I... +[581.000 --> 584.000] What have fell into the same habits I fell into anyways? +[584.000 --> 586.000] School is fucking miserable. +[586.000 --> 587.000] Bro, oh my god. +[587.000 --> 588.000] Oh my... +[588.000 --> 590.000] I want to like puke thinking about going back to school right now. +[590.000 --> 593.000] Dude, imagine you wake up 5.30 in the morning. +[593.000 --> 594.000] Birds are fucking chirping. +[594.000 --> 596.000] It's pitch black outside. +[596.000 --> 599.000] You got to throw on a shitty hoodie and then walk to the bus stop. +[599.000 --> 603.000] And then you need to be in first period at 7.15 AM. +[603.000 --> 605.000] And then if you're five minutes late, the teacher's on your ass. +[605.000 --> 608.000] And you sit down in that cold, crusty ass desk. +[608.000 --> 611.000] The kid next to you hasn't showered and you're fucking pissed. +[611.000 --> 612.000] You're livid. +[612.000 --> 614.000] That's what I remember about school. +[614.000 --> 616.000] So when I'm like, oh, I wish I could try... +[616.000 --> 617.000] Bro, fuck that. +[617.000 --> 618.000] You gave it your all, bro. +[618.000 --> 619.000] True. +[619.000 --> 620.000] James, that was pretty... +[620.000 --> 621.000] That's pretty true. +[621.000 --> 622.000] Yeah. +[622.000 --> 623.000] I like that. +[623.000 --> 625.000] I'm pretty pessimistic outlook, but I don't know. +[625.000 --> 627.000] You wear this water. +[627.000 --> 628.000] Let me check this story here. +[628.000 --> 629.000] You're in Florida, brother. +[629.000 --> 630.000] I don't know. +[630.000 --> 631.000] I'm just getting... +[631.000 --> 633.000] It's okay. +[635.000 --> 636.000] I don't know. +[636.000 --> 638.000] This is getting better. +[638.000 --> 641.000] How did you get the idea to start streaming? +[641.000 --> 643.000] When were you like, fuck it? +[643.000 --> 645.000] It's sketch time. +[645.000 --> 647.000] I was just... +[647.000 --> 650.000] What I got my PC, I was like, fuck it, I'll get a camera. +[650.000 --> 652.000] I got a C920, it's like 40 bucks. +[652.000 --> 656.000] Do that thing on there and start cranking it out on TikTok. +[656.000 --> 657.000] And then... +[657.000 --> 659.000] Your camera is so fuzzy, it's crazy. +[659.000 --> 662.000] Yours is a PC shit too, by the way. +[662.000 --> 663.000] Yeah. +[663.000 --> 664.000] Now I'm just kidding. +[664.000 --> 666.000] So you went to like... +[666.000 --> 671.000] You bought a camera and you're like, dude, I'm going for it, bro. +[671.000 --> 673.000] And what was like your first stream? +[673.000 --> 675.000] How many viewers did you have in your first stream? +[675.000 --> 676.000] I have no clue. +[676.000 --> 677.000] Like probably. +[677.000 --> 678.000] On Twitch it was like one. +[678.000 --> 681.000] On TikTok, I can get like 12 or something, but like... +[681.000 --> 682.000] Yeah. +[682.000 --> 683.000] And it was like, whatever. +[683.000 --> 687.000] I just started Twitch first and then I went to TikTok and then I did both. +[687.000 --> 689.000] Dude, I hate to get into like streaming on every episode, +[689.000 --> 691.000] but it's when you're talking to... +[691.000 --> 693.000] You're trying to find out trade secrets. +[693.000 --> 694.000] Okay. +[694.000 --> 695.000] I know what you're doing here. +[695.000 --> 697.000] When you're talking to mainly streamers, +[697.000 --> 700.000] eventually you're going to talk about streaming because it's their fucking job. +[700.000 --> 701.000] But you are a person... +[701.000 --> 702.000] I would ask you. +[702.000 --> 705.000] You're at eSports guy. +[705.000 --> 707.000] I just do streaming for fun. +[707.000 --> 708.000] God, I can't wait to golf tomorrow. +[708.000 --> 710.000] You're going to get smoked. +[710.000 --> 711.000] But like... +[711.000 --> 712.000] What was I saying? +[712.000 --> 713.000] Oh no, I got it. +[713.000 --> 717.000] You're a person who's utilized TikTok live a lot and I've noticed that. +[717.000 --> 718.000] What made you like... +[718.000 --> 721.000] What made you see the potential in TikTok live? +[721.000 --> 724.000] When you were streaming on Twitch, you're like one viewer and you saw like, +[724.000 --> 726.000] oh, I can get 12 on TikTok live. +[726.000 --> 727.000] Where you like fuck it. +[727.000 --> 729.000] Like, I'm going to run it on TikTok live every time. +[729.000 --> 731.000] TikTok, you could like catch an algorithm. +[731.000 --> 732.000] Yeah. +[732.000 --> 734.000] And then like when the algorithm's like cruising, it's pretty nice. +[734.000 --> 737.000] But like, you just keep high energy on it and it's like... +[737.000 --> 740.000] Easy to do, you know what I mean? +[740.000 --> 742.000] Well, like... +[742.000 --> 743.000] I like... +[743.000 --> 744.000] TikTok was like... +[744.000 --> 746.000] The way I started was I had to like... +[746.000 --> 749.000] I posted other people's videos and talk about like 6,000 followers. +[749.000 --> 750.000] Yeah, you showed me those videos. +[750.000 --> 755.000] And then I started livestreaming like... +[755.000 --> 758.000] Shit, I don't know if I could say this. +[758.000 --> 761.000] But I just started livestreaming like a UFC event one time. +[761.000 --> 763.000] And got like a thousand viewers. +[763.000 --> 770.000] And then I'd livestream the next day and I got more viewers that I normally did when I was playing video games. +[770.000 --> 772.000] Did that one time, okay? +[772.000 --> 774.000] One time. +[774.000 --> 776.000] You did a UFC re-stream on Twitch. +[776.000 --> 777.000] No, I just was... +[778.000 --> 780.000] I'm so as a fight on... +[780.000 --> 784.000] I just started livestreaming it from sitting there and then... +[784.000 --> 787.000] We might need to cut this here. +[787.000 --> 789.000] You just need to do it by... +[789.000 --> 790.000] Yeah, we could cut it. +[790.000 --> 791.000] It's okay. +[791.000 --> 792.000] Whatever. +[792.000 --> 793.000] Well, I love you, I've seen it. +[793.000 --> 794.000] I want to do it again. +[794.000 --> 795.000] I swear. +[795.000 --> 796.000] I swear. +[796.000 --> 797.000] No, I was... +[797.000 --> 798.000] That was a different me. +[798.000 --> 799.000] I'm a new person. +[799.000 --> 800.000] You did a lot of TikTok. +[800.000 --> 801.000] You didn't do it on Twitch. +[801.000 --> 802.000] Yeah. +[802.000 --> 806.000] When did you realize you had something good going with streaming? +[806.000 --> 807.000] Fuck it. +[807.000 --> 808.000] When did you realize you were like, +[808.000 --> 811.000] Shit, I got motion-twin. +[811.000 --> 812.000] It's his birth. +[812.000 --> 813.000] No, I just can't. +[813.000 --> 814.000] I don't know. +[814.000 --> 816.000] Well, what do you mean, like... +[816.000 --> 820.000] Like, when did your streams really start picking up and you were like, wow? +[820.000 --> 822.000] I don't know. Someone started clipping me. +[822.000 --> 825.000] And when I was playing with Zach Lewis, we started having good banter. +[825.000 --> 826.000] And that was like... +[826.000 --> 827.000] I don't know. +[827.000 --> 828.000] People saw me talk more or something. +[828.000 --> 829.000] I don't know. +[829.000 --> 830.000] People didn't like me at first. +[830.000 --> 832.000] They still don't like me. +[832.000 --> 833.000] It's okay. +[833.000 --> 834.000] They don't like us. +[834.000 --> 835.000] Look at us. +[835.000 --> 836.000] It's okay. +[836.000 --> 838.000] You're going to be hated to be loved. +[838.000 --> 839.000] People love to hate me. +[839.000 --> 841.000] People love to hate us. +[841.000 --> 842.000] Look, I don't know. +[842.000 --> 843.000] It's okay. +[843.000 --> 846.000] So you started streaming... +[846.000 --> 849.000] You only streamed Madden at the start, like just only Madden. +[849.000 --> 850.000] Yeah. +[850.000 --> 853.000] Like no other games, like you never played Fall Guys or Fortnite. +[853.000 --> 856.000] I would try it sometimes, but it was not as fun. +[856.000 --> 857.000] Badden was just fun. +[857.000 --> 859.000] And then I was getting nervous when I started getting... +[859.000 --> 860.000] You were just a lot. +[860.000 --> 864.000] So I started moving on my arms and shit. +[864.000 --> 865.000] What? +[865.000 --> 866.000] You want me to explain it? +[866.000 --> 867.000] I don't know. +[867.000 --> 870.000] But it's hard to explain. +[870.000 --> 871.000] Oh, okay. +[871.000 --> 872.000] No, no. +[872.000 --> 873.000] That was actually a fucking... +[873.000 --> 874.000] Love your hair cut, by the way. +[874.000 --> 875.000] Thanks. +[878.000 --> 882.000] Did you always know you were really fucking funny? +[882.000 --> 883.000] No, I didn't know. +[883.000 --> 884.000] I don't... +[884.000 --> 885.000] I was sure. +[885.000 --> 889.000] You're pretty funny, too, though. +[889.000 --> 892.000] Wait, so hold on. +[893.000 --> 894.000] You're actually gonna say... +[894.000 --> 896.000] You're gonna sit here and say, you don't think you're funny? +[896.000 --> 900.000] No, I do think I'm funny, but not like... +[900.000 --> 903.000] Not like, you know... +[903.000 --> 904.000] Crazy, crazy. +[904.000 --> 906.000] You know what I'm just... +[906.000 --> 907.000] I'm goofy, I guess. +[907.000 --> 911.000] Bro, what's your net worth? +[911.000 --> 913.000] Not a grade here. +[913.000 --> 914.000] I'm just sorry. +[914.000 --> 916.000] I'm just sorry. +[916.000 --> 918.000] I just leaked my YouTube to my credit card. +[918.000 --> 919.000] I mean, I'm going to... +[919.000 --> 921.000] You know... +[921.000 --> 923.000] Shit, I don't know. +[923.000 --> 925.000] You... +[925.000 --> 928.000] You take me on a show, but treat it. +[928.000 --> 931.000] He's at a death fill on the books. +[931.000 --> 932.000] That's my new favorite. +[932.000 --> 933.000] Give me the receipt, too. +[933.000 --> 935.000] I've asked about it on every episode. +[935.000 --> 936.000] Did you have your mic, by the way? +[936.000 --> 938.000] No, I'm gonna vlog sketch. +[938.000 --> 940.000] Did you try not to like, bang the thing with me? +[940.000 --> 941.000] Yes, sir. +[941.000 --> 943.000] Where... +[943.000 --> 945.000] Where is it? +[945.000 --> 946.000] Right there. +[946.000 --> 949.000] You're like kind of ramming the couch into it. +[949.000 --> 952.000] You put this thing in my face here. +[952.000 --> 954.000] Are we doing good here? Is this still live? +[954.000 --> 956.000] Yeah, we're still live. +[956.000 --> 957.000] So this is... +[957.000 --> 959.000] This is getting to the top of your heart. +[959.000 --> 961.000] Have you been doing full shots or no? +[961.000 --> 962.000] So what's life in Houston like? +[962.000 --> 963.000] You've born and raised rent. +[963.000 --> 964.000] Awesome. +[964.000 --> 965.000] I've had my car still. +[965.000 --> 966.000] I'm just kidding. +[966.000 --> 968.000] Actually, but it's cool. +[968.000 --> 970.000] It's lots of traffic and shit. +[970.000 --> 972.000] Not as many young people as like... +[972.000 --> 974.000] Dallas or something. +[974.000 --> 976.000] So Houston's a little older. +[976.000 --> 977.000] Yeah. +[977.000 --> 978.000] It's cool. +[978.000 --> 980.000] I like Houston a lot, but like... +[980.000 --> 981.000] I don't know. +[981.000 --> 983.000] Cut this and restart it. +[983.000 --> 985.000] I don't want to make them not like me. +[985.000 --> 987.000] I do like Houston. +[987.000 --> 989.000] No. +[989.000 --> 990.000] No, it's just... +[990.000 --> 991.000] Bro, they... +[991.000 --> 995.000] They do break into cars a lot now. +[995.000 --> 997.000] Bro, they know you love Houston. +[997.000 --> 999.000] I live too close to I-10. +[999.000 --> 1000.000] Not to... +[1000.000 --> 1001.000] No, no. +[1001.000 --> 1002.000] Okay. +[1002.000 --> 1004.000] Would you say... +[1004.000 --> 1006.000] You're the face of the Houston Texans. +[1006.000 --> 1007.000] Nope. +[1007.000 --> 1008.000] Close. +[1008.000 --> 1012.000] Maybe one day if I gave me a contractor. +[1012.000 --> 1013.000] If I get players. +[1013.000 --> 1016.000] How would that even look like a sketch contract with the NFL? +[1016.000 --> 1018.000] How would that look on paper? +[1018.000 --> 1019.000] Lots of zeros. +[1019.000 --> 1020.000] I'm just kidding. +[1020.000 --> 1021.000] Yeah, like... +[1021.000 --> 1022.000] What do you mean? +[1022.000 --> 1023.000] I don't... +[1023.000 --> 1027.000] Like, I'm trying to see how they could work you into their like scheme. +[1027.000 --> 1029.000] Like, do you script right and... +[1029.000 --> 1030.000] Script right. +[1030.000 --> 1031.000] Well, the NFL... +[1031.000 --> 1032.000] Everything's also cuffed. +[1032.000 --> 1033.000] You have to... +[1033.000 --> 1034.000] They don't like to memorize stuff. +[1034.000 --> 1036.000] I don't know why you're paper over there. +[1036.000 --> 1037.000] I'm just... +[1037.000 --> 1039.000] Would you say the NFL scripted? +[1039.000 --> 1040.000] No. +[1040.000 --> 1041.000] Not at all. +[1041.000 --> 1042.000] Never. +[1042.000 --> 1043.000] You are a fake NFL fan. +[1043.000 --> 1044.000] I'm going to say it. +[1044.000 --> 1045.000] You're... +[1045.000 --> 1046.000] I'm going to say it. +[1046.000 --> 1047.000] I'm just kidding. +[1047.000 --> 1048.000] Cut that part. +[1048.000 --> 1049.000] Cut that part. +[1049.000 --> 1051.000] How do you think I'm a fake NFL fan? +[1051.000 --> 1052.000] I don't know. +[1052.000 --> 1053.000] I just... +[1053.000 --> 1054.000] I don't know. +[1054.000 --> 1055.000] I don't know. +[1055.000 --> 1056.000] You just... +[1056.000 --> 1057.000] Hmm. +[1057.000 --> 1059.000] Who's number 12? +[1059.000 --> 1060.000] On what team? +[1060.000 --> 1062.000] On the box. +[1063.000 --> 1065.000] Number 12 right now. +[1066.000 --> 1068.000] Well, it was Tom Brady. +[1068.000 --> 1070.000] Now it's... +[1070.000 --> 1071.000] Wait, can you give me a hint? +[1071.000 --> 1072.000] What is his last name? +[1072.000 --> 1074.000] No, it was hoping you would know. +[1074.000 --> 1076.000] Did the box have a number 12 now? +[1076.000 --> 1077.000] Look it up. +[1077.000 --> 1078.000] Look it up. +[1078.000 --> 1079.000] Look it up. +[1079.000 --> 1081.000] It's Mike and Chris Gaudlin. +[1081.000 --> 1082.000] No. +[1082.000 --> 1083.000] He's 11. +[1083.000 --> 1084.000] Damn it. +[1085.000 --> 1087.000] If he's a kicker... +[1087.000 --> 1088.000] Just a little bit more. +[1088.000 --> 1089.000] No one knows number 12. +[1089.000 --> 1090.000] If it's a kicker, it doesn't count. +[1090.000 --> 1091.000] How about that? +[1091.000 --> 1092.000] I don't know. +[1092.000 --> 1093.000] Who's got that? +[1094.000 --> 1095.000] Actually, if it's a kicker, you'd chip. +[1095.000 --> 1096.000] Yeah, of course. +[1096.000 --> 1097.000] Who is it? +[1097.000 --> 1098.000] All the... +[1103.000 --> 1104.000] Oh, no. +[1104.000 --> 1106.000] Chris Gaudlin's number 14. +[1108.000 --> 1110.000] Bro, why does it sit... +[1110.000 --> 1112.000] The fuck are we doing here? +[1112.000 --> 1114.000] I don't know who number 12 on the boxes. +[1114.000 --> 1115.000] I never will, no, I guess. +[1115.000 --> 1117.000] I don't know if they have a number 12 right now. +[1117.000 --> 1118.000] And Psycho? +[1118.000 --> 1119.000] Who's on you then? +[1119.000 --> 1120.000] Who's number 80... +[1120.000 --> 1122.400] three on the Texans. +[1123.900 --> 1124.640] Revin Jordan. +[1125.540 --> 1128.880] Who's number 75 on the Texans? +[1129.980 --> 1131.880] We're going to lose this game. +[1132.380 --> 1134.420] I'm not getting a memory here and I don't have to get +[1134.420 --> 1137.620] eyesight. So cut that part. +[1137.700 --> 1139.860] I'm not going to be co-accused at being a fake fan here. +[1141.060 --> 1143.120] I got pictures of me and David Clark here. +[1143.160 --> 1145.460] Okay. You did you did accuse me of being whatever. +[1145.460 --> 1146.820] Well, it's friendly fire here. +[1146.820 --> 1147.580] Who gives a fuck? +[1147.580 --> 1149.980] Come on. We didn't you said we needed some controversy. +[1150.000 --> 1151.900] Yeah. Well, check that box. +[1151.900 --> 1154.940] Check that box there on the content side of things. +[1154.940 --> 1158.240] Do you feel overwhelmed with how much you've grown in such a +[1158.240 --> 1159.240] short period of time? +[1159.240 --> 1160.240] Or are you like? +[1161.280 --> 1163.380] I'm just going to turn on the fucking camera and do my thing. +[1163.380 --> 1164.720] Anyways, like you don't care. +[1164.720 --> 1167.520] I just turn on the camera and do whatever I'm doing that day. +[1167.920 --> 1171.880] You're not like overwhelmed at all with like with DMs or something? +[1171.880 --> 1175.460] No, no, just like how you like have blown up and you're like, +[1175.460 --> 1178.620] oh, wow, it's definitely surreal or feels weird. +[1178.980 --> 1179.460] I don't know. +[1179.460 --> 1183.500] We've never been buying a camera and now you got free on me. +[1183.700 --> 1184.500] Yeah. +[1184.500 --> 1185.460] That's awesome. +[1185.460 --> 1187.060] I love what we're doing. +[1187.540 --> 1188.820] It's getting to be better. +[1189.540 --> 1190.500] Yeah. Okay. +[1190.700 --> 1195.280] How has it been like in your streaming career so far of like branching out +[1195.280 --> 1195.760] from Madden? +[1195.760 --> 1197.780] Like what are your favorite games to play aside from Madden? +[1199.180 --> 1200.220] Rainbows six probably. +[1200.220 --> 1200.860] That was fun. +[1200.860 --> 1201.220] Yeah. +[1201.220 --> 1202.020] And that was fun as well. +[1202.020 --> 1202.980] Guys is all right. +[1202.980 --> 1204.260] Like in the E-dates. +[1204.420 --> 1205.900] Bro, the E-dates are fucking pee. +[1205.900 --> 1206.260] I don't know. +[1206.260 --> 1207.300] I'm pretty sick of them now. +[1207.700 --> 1208.200] Yeah. +[1208.660 --> 1209.700] I'm E-dated out now. +[1209.700 --> 1210.860] We've done too much, I think. +[1210.940 --> 1212.940] We need to let too many too many. +[1213.500 --> 1215.140] Let it simmer for like a month probably. +[1215.220 --> 1215.820] That's a good one. +[1215.820 --> 1217.620] Do you want me to ask you some questions? +[1217.620 --> 1218.100] Yeah. +[1218.100 --> 1219.300] If you I mean, I have more quiet. +[1219.300 --> 1223.020] But if you keep running and ripped in, I like we're I feel like we're in a +[1223.020 --> 1223.940] flow state here. +[1224.980 --> 1226.500] If are we out with facing on time? +[1227.980 --> 1228.580] Great. +[1228.580 --> 1229.820] Wait, how long are we recording? +[1231.020 --> 1231.660] That's great. +[1232.780 --> 1233.780] That is great. +[1236.100 --> 1236.620] Yeah. +[1236.620 --> 1238.900] We can go back and go. +[1238.900 --> 1241.700] I feel like we should let questions marinate more, I think. +[1241.700 --> 1245.020] Let's well, we don't need to skip the next one speedrunning. +[1245.020 --> 1246.620] We just rip it back to me. +[1247.140 --> 1248.420] Well, what was the last question? +[1250.460 --> 1251.780] Beats it on that paper. +[1255.100 --> 1257.260] How has it been starting to branch out for Madden? +[1258.140 --> 1258.780] It's been fun. +[1258.780 --> 1262.420] I mean, like playing and doing more with like other people, like and stuff like that +[1262.420 --> 1263.060] makes it fun. +[1263.060 --> 1265.700] Or like then you can have a fun or time. +[1266.700 --> 1269.620] And like, I don't know, like the E date stuff was fun. +[1269.620 --> 1272.660] But that was like, I heard Kai synats a slot. +[1272.860 --> 1273.660] Remember that clip? +[1273.660 --> 1274.660] That was like true. +[1274.660 --> 1275.860] That was fucking true. +[1275.860 --> 1276.740] That made me true though. +[1276.740 --> 1277.420] I'm just kidding. +[1277.420 --> 1278.900] But friendly fire there. +[1278.900 --> 1279.860] He's a lovely guy. +[1279.860 --> 1280.860] Love him. +[1281.620 --> 1282.300] Yeah. +[1282.300 --> 1282.620] Yeah. +[1282.620 --> 1285.540] No, I mean, like, who would you say is your favorite streamer +[1285.540 --> 1287.620] aside from yourself that you watch? +[1290.580 --> 1294.780] Him you, you know, like agent, I like watching agent too. +[1295.060 --> 1296.380] Yeah, agent's fucking cool. +[1296.860 --> 1299.260] And then I don't know, I just will. +[1302.500 --> 1304.460] Would you say you have a TikTok brain sketch? +[1304.460 --> 1306.100] Probably, probably about now. +[1306.300 --> 1307.940] Do you have to have it too? +[1307.980 --> 1310.740] You can hand me a t-shirt and it's got weird shit on it. +[1311.020 --> 1311.820] Well, that's fan mail. +[1317.980 --> 1319.820] You say I have TikTok brain? +[1320.500 --> 1322.300] This is the only thing you can give me. +[1322.900 --> 1325.460] And then you give me these tight ass shorts here. +[1326.060 --> 1326.820] I just get it. +[1326.820 --> 1327.820] Dude, I fucking off. +[1327.820 --> 1328.340] Thank you. +[1328.340 --> 1329.180] I offered you clothes, bro. +[1329.180 --> 1329.660] I know. +[1329.660 --> 1330.940] Well, I didn't my fucking not here. +[1331.140 --> 1332.420] I tried to get here fast. +[1332.820 --> 1333.340] Yeah. +[1333.340 --> 1334.500] You're a needy gal. +[1334.940 --> 1335.780] Do you think you're getting? +[1335.780 --> 1339.020] Do you think TikTok is murdering the like brains of the youth? +[1340.220 --> 1340.700] Maybe. +[1340.700 --> 1341.980] Now I'm just getting keep it. +[1341.980 --> 1343.180] Don't let them bring it. +[1343.180 --> 1343.900] I need it. +[1345.860 --> 1346.900] Go to your sleep. +[1347.340 --> 1347.780] Go on. +[1347.780 --> 1348.340] We need it. +[1349.340 --> 1350.740] We need to keep it. +[1350.900 --> 1351.700] I don't care. +[1351.700 --> 1352.700] I don't. +[1352.700 --> 1354.580] As long as it's not the military, I guess. +[1354.580 --> 1355.780] It's TikTok. +[1356.140 --> 1359.140] Like, dude, I think TikTok is, I'm going to be honest. +[1359.140 --> 1359.460] Right. +[1359.500 --> 1361.580] Pretty sure we are all over TikTok. +[1361.660 --> 1362.140] Yeah. +[1362.660 --> 1366.780] If you're a clip is when you in stream of me really good at TikTok. +[1368.380 --> 1370.780] If you, oh, I remember that clip right in the end. +[1370.780 --> 1371.380] Yeah. +[1371.940 --> 1376.780] If you like want to blow up as a streamer in 2020, you fucking need TikTok. +[1376.780 --> 1379.660] TikTok's definitely the best for all this. +[1379.660 --> 1380.140] That's it. +[1380.140 --> 1381.460] Dude, you must be the first viral clip. +[1381.460 --> 1382.940] I remember my first viral clip. +[1383.140 --> 1385.260] I think it was when I hang clean my friends nuts. +[1385.620 --> 1386.300] You did what? +[1386.300 --> 1387.140] No, that's it. +[1387.140 --> 1388.220] I got to show that. +[1388.220 --> 1388.900] But I don't know. +[1388.900 --> 1391.100] You I'll give you the right to the footage here. +[1391.380 --> 1392.900] Wait, you did what to his nuts? +[1393.300 --> 1394.540] I hang clean his nuts. +[1394.540 --> 1396.460] I like virtually not in real life. +[1397.460 --> 1398.300] Hang clean. +[1398.300 --> 1398.780] I'm just. +[1399.540 --> 1400.540] Oh, yeah. +[1400.540 --> 1401.100] That clip. +[1401.100 --> 1402.340] Yeah, yeah, yeah. +[1402.340 --> 1404.020] Were you like through behind your, yeah, yeah. +[1404.020 --> 1404.540] Okay. +[1404.820 --> 1405.980] Now, okay. +[1405.980 --> 1406.740] Now I give you some. +[1406.740 --> 1407.340] Here we go. +[1407.580 --> 1408.700] Yeah, that makes perfect sense. +[1409.020 --> 1410.180] Do you work out or no? +[1410.300 --> 1410.980] Yes, I do. +[1411.980 --> 1412.500] Do you? +[1414.100 --> 1414.580] No. +[1415.700 --> 1416.540] Oh, I couldn't tell. +[1416.540 --> 1417.340] No, I'm getting. +[1417.460 --> 1421.900] Wait, so like you actually you get no, you all first off before this thing started here. +[1421.900 --> 1424.620] You told me I had a, what do you say? +[1425.340 --> 1427.100] A brand gutter beer gutter or something? +[1428.780 --> 1430.380] I said, you have a barrel on you. +[1430.420 --> 1431.860] And then you said, oh, you say it. +[1431.860 --> 1432.340] I'm fat. +[1432.340 --> 1435.580] And I was like, no, like you just look like you can house beers. +[1435.660 --> 1436.940] But you have pepperoni nipples. +[1437.500 --> 1438.980] I mean, do you want to show the camera your gut? +[1438.980 --> 1439.500] I'll show it. +[1439.780 --> 1440.580] I'll show them my gut. +[1440.580 --> 1442.140] We could decide who has a bigger beer gut. +[1442.940 --> 1443.540] Let's do that. +[1446.540 --> 1447.420] Well, I was going to stand up. +[1447.420 --> 1447.940] Whoa. +[1448.420 --> 1449.140] Okay, fine. +[1449.780 --> 1450.780] You're sucking it in though. +[1451.780 --> 1452.580] Sucking it in. +[1452.580 --> 1453.180] I'll put you in. +[1453.180 --> 1455.500] Notice how he's hiding his pepperoni nipples. +[1455.620 --> 1456.140] Let me see your. +[1456.180 --> 1457.500] That was my accusation there. +[1457.500 --> 1459.460] I never accused you of not being fat there. +[1460.180 --> 1463.420] You know, all you do is game and eat pop darts. +[1463.460 --> 1464.780] You know, you're going to build like a. +[1465.820 --> 1466.300] I don't know. +[1466.340 --> 1467.820] What's your go to snack? +[1468.820 --> 1470.020] I don't Chick-fil-A. +[1470.860 --> 1471.860] No, Uber eats. +[1472.060 --> 1473.820] No, I didn't snack a lot. +[1473.820 --> 1475.380] I just wore a shit. +[1476.380 --> 1478.420] Bro, I like what are you? +[1478.420 --> 1479.820] What's your favorite snack here? +[1481.300 --> 1482.500] We've got shed that page. +[1482.500 --> 1484.500] I'm freaking starving right now. +[1484.500 --> 1485.180] Dude, I can. +[1485.180 --> 1486.620] I just can we get some snack? +[1486.620 --> 1487.140] I'm kidding. +[1487.500 --> 1487.980] Let's get. +[1488.780 --> 1489.620] Let's get snacks. +[1489.780 --> 1490.860] Yo, quick snack break. +[1491.100 --> 1491.980] Wait, actually, wait. +[1491.980 --> 1493.340] No, we're not a beer. +[1493.340 --> 1493.940] No, we're. +[1493.940 --> 1495.300] We're been pressing them. +[1495.940 --> 1497.780] I'm just going to get like some goldfish or something. +[1497.780 --> 1498.740] Oh, that sounds good. +[1499.540 --> 1500.780] How many hours are we in? +[1500.780 --> 1502.060] Is this an hour and a half yet? +[1502.860 --> 1503.380] This is. +[1503.980 --> 1505.420] Are you doing this what we're live here? +[1506.380 --> 1508.020] Wait, so are we live again? +[1509.580 --> 1510.740] What are you doing here? +[1511.700 --> 1513.860] This is yeah, for counting to two hours. +[1514.340 --> 1515.460] This is two hours. +[1515.900 --> 1516.540] Bam. +[1525.300 --> 1527.300] Alright, let's get real. +[1530.300 --> 1532.300] What is your deepest fear in life? +[1532.300 --> 1533.300] Airplanes. +[1535.300 --> 1537.300] It means a lot for me to come here though. +[1537.300 --> 1538.300] That's like, I don't like heights. +[1538.300 --> 1542.300] What's your, I'm going to dive in on this question. +[1542.300 --> 1548.300] Wait, so your deepest fear in all fears is airplanes? +[1549.300 --> 1551.300] Yeah, I don't like flying. +[1552.300 --> 1554.300] Yeah, I don't like flying. +[1554.300 --> 1558.300] Or probably I guess parachuting jumping out of an airplane. +[1559.300 --> 1561.300] So what's anything airplane related? +[1561.300 --> 1562.300] I don't know. +[1562.300 --> 1564.300] Anything where deaths involved. +[1565.300 --> 1567.300] Oh, so it would be death then. +[1567.300 --> 1571.300] No, not technically death, but like dying and crazy death. +[1572.300 --> 1574.300] How old do you want to be when you like kick the bucket? +[1574.300 --> 1575.300] Do you want to be like 80 or 35? +[1575.300 --> 1576.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[1577.300 --> 1578.300] 80, I guess. +[1578.300 --> 1579.300] That's a crazy question to ask. +[1579.300 --> 1580.300] How old do you want to? +[1580.300 --> 1581.300] I don't think it's a crazy question. +[1581.300 --> 1586.300] I think the ideal age, like for me when I would want to kick the bucket, +[1586.300 --> 1589.300] is like, I've raised a family. +[1589.300 --> 1591.300] I have grandkids. +[1591.300 --> 1593.300] My hips giving out. +[1593.300 --> 1594.300] My knees giving out. +[1594.300 --> 1595.300] It's hard to walk around. +[1595.300 --> 1596.300] I'm 82. +[1597.300 --> 1599.300] I don't mind if I knock out. +[1599.300 --> 1600.300] You know what I mean? +[1600.300 --> 1601.300] I did my job. +[1601.300 --> 1602.300] Right. +[1602.300 --> 1606.300] But yeah, no, I want to definitely make it to the 80s, maybe 90s if I could. +[1606.300 --> 1608.300] How long do you get a game for it? +[1609.300 --> 1610.300] What do you mean get a game? +[1610.300 --> 1612.300] How long are you going to stream in game for? +[1612.300 --> 1615.300] What do you think that's going to like take years off my life? +[1615.300 --> 1618.300] No, like 50 or you're going to do until you're 50 or something? +[1618.300 --> 1621.300] I could see myself streaming up until my like 50s. +[1621.300 --> 1622.300] What about you? +[1622.300 --> 1623.300] I have no clue. +[1623.300 --> 1624.300] I haven't taught that far. +[1624.300 --> 1627.300] No, I probably, I don't know. +[1627.300 --> 1630.300] I guess it's my job and I can't do anything else now. +[1630.300 --> 1632.300] There's some pretty bad clips out there. +[1632.300 --> 1633.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[1635.300 --> 1637.300] What are you eating? +[1637.300 --> 1639.300] What are you eating over there? +[1639.300 --> 1640.300] What is that? +[1640.300 --> 1643.300] You're f**king sorry for cussing. +[1643.300 --> 1644.300] You're in my head here. +[1644.300 --> 1646.300] Chocolate lucky, sharps. +[1651.300 --> 1653.300] Lovey question there. +[1653.300 --> 1655.300] What are you most scared of? +[1655.300 --> 1657.300] Give me something spicy here. +[1657.300 --> 1658.300] Most scared of. +[1658.300 --> 1660.300] My biggest fear in life. +[1661.300 --> 1662.300] Boom. +[1663.300 --> 1666.300] Some type of illness in my body that I can't fix +[1666.300 --> 1668.300] and it just progressively gets worse. +[1668.300 --> 1670.300] And then I just slowly decay. +[1672.300 --> 1674.300] It sounds a little too real there. +[1674.300 --> 1679.300] It sounds like a real possibility. +[1679.300 --> 1682.300] Hopefully, yeah, we're blessed. +[1682.300 --> 1683.300] Yeah. +[1683.300 --> 1685.300] Healthy and wealthy. +[1685.300 --> 1688.300] Well, dear wealthy and wealthy and almost. +[1688.300 --> 1690.300] Getting there. +[1691.300 --> 1692.300] Working on it. +[1692.300 --> 1693.300] It's okay. +[1693.300 --> 1694.300] You've got to put in more hours. +[1694.300 --> 1696.300] Yeah, you do got a stream more, bro. +[1696.300 --> 1698.300] I feel like you don't stream that much. +[1698.300 --> 1699.300] That's so amazing. +[1699.300 --> 1700.300] Is it just like aura? +[1700.300 --> 1701.300] Is it swag? +[1701.300 --> 1702.300] Like you don't need to stream? +[1702.300 --> 1705.300] No, it's just I like to do stuff on the weekends +[1705.300 --> 1710.300] and like to eat out and stuff like that. +[1710.300 --> 1716.300] So trying to stream every day is kind of like not. +[1716.300 --> 1718.300] I have only streamed like, +[1718.300 --> 1719.300] how many days is it? +[1719.300 --> 1720.300] Like 80s, something days? +[1720.300 --> 1721.300] But probably not a lot. +[1721.300 --> 1724.300] But I've been trying to stream more. +[1724.300 --> 1727.300] I just, I've been traveling a lot recently. +[1727.300 --> 1731.300] You know, I'm here at Jinksys House. +[1731.300 --> 1732.300] If you send me five gifted, +[1732.300 --> 1734.300] I will tell you the address. +[1734.300 --> 1735.300] Okay. +[1735.300 --> 1736.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[1736.300 --> 1737.300] It's okay. +[1737.300 --> 1738.300] I'm going to cut that. +[1738.300 --> 1740.300] Maybe not or keep it, I guess. +[1740.300 --> 1743.300] Oh, we need every minute we can get here. +[1743.300 --> 1745.300] We're cranking this thing out. +[1745.300 --> 1746.300] Yeah. +[1746.300 --> 1747.300] I feel amazing here. +[1747.300 --> 1748.300] Yeah, me too, bro. +[1748.300 --> 1749.300] It's going good. +[1749.300 --> 1751.300] What's its fragrance? +[1751.300 --> 1753.300] That is another fear of mine. +[1753.300 --> 1757.300] What are your friends think about your internet blow up? +[1757.300 --> 1759.300] But you think it's pretty cool? +[1759.300 --> 1760.300] I don't know. +[1760.300 --> 1761.300] Your friends are solid guys, I. +[1761.300 --> 1762.300] Yeah. +[1762.300 --> 1764.300] I took one to with me to Kansas. +[1764.300 --> 1766.300] We went out with my brother, Hunter Dickinson. +[1766.300 --> 1767.300] That was fun. +[1767.300 --> 1769.300] He got that we got to do some stuff. +[1769.300 --> 1772.300] Well, we probably wouldn't have been able to do without streaming. +[1772.300 --> 1775.300] So it was like cool to be able to do stuff like that. +[1775.300 --> 1777.300] That's why I like leaving the house a little bit. +[1777.300 --> 1779.300] You know what I'm saying? +[1779.300 --> 1781.300] Yeah, just getting out there. +[1781.300 --> 1782.300] You know what I mean? +[1782.300 --> 1783.300] Yeah, that's what I like to do. +[1783.300 --> 1784.300] Man, other people. +[1784.300 --> 1785.300] I'm just kidding. +[1785.300 --> 1786.300] Dude, I kind of hate traveling, bro. +[1786.300 --> 1787.300] I don't like flying. +[1787.300 --> 1789.300] So it was definitely. +[1789.300 --> 1791.300] I can't hammer it on the flight. +[1791.300 --> 1792.300] Yeah. +[1792.300 --> 1793.300] I told me on the way here. +[1793.300 --> 1795.300] I took on my third bike. +[1795.300 --> 1796.300] It gave me a water. +[1796.300 --> 1798.300] It was like going altitude. +[1798.300 --> 1799.300] It's like no shit. +[1799.300 --> 1800.300] We're flying over Colorado. +[1800.300 --> 1802.300] It was like, I just get one. +[1802.300 --> 1803.300] You know what I mean? +[1803.300 --> 1804.300] Yeah. +[1804.300 --> 1807.300] So wait, you drank on this plane ride here? +[1807.300 --> 1809.300] Yeah, it was definitely feeling pretty. +[1809.300 --> 1811.300] Getting that pretty nice on the landing. +[1811.300 --> 1814.300] That's why I rolled into it really well here. +[1814.300 --> 1815.300] I was libed up. +[1815.300 --> 1819.300] Three, three vodka on a how long of our flight? +[1819.300 --> 1821.300] Well, I mean, like I did drink before too. +[1821.300 --> 1822.300] You know what I mean? +[1822.300 --> 1824.300] Yeah, to connect things. +[1824.300 --> 1826.300] Dude, I can tell you this guy fucking parties. +[1826.300 --> 1828.300] That part, it's not part. +[1828.300 --> 1830.300] Like it was just four of us. +[1830.300 --> 1831.300] We were chilling. +[1831.300 --> 1833.300] But like I do, uh, I mean, +[1833.300 --> 1838.300] if I'm going to drink, I'm going to finish the job. +[1838.300 --> 1840.300] Yeah, no, I mean, dude, you know what? +[1840.300 --> 1841.300] You had some nice stuff for us too. +[1841.300 --> 1843.300] What were we sipping? +[1843.300 --> 1846.300] Um, and showing you break it out right now. +[1846.300 --> 1847.300] Um, class A. +[1847.300 --> 1848.300] But you want to drink? +[1848.300 --> 1849.300] Are you feeling nervous? +[1849.300 --> 1851.300] No, if you want to, I'm down. +[1851.300 --> 1852.300] You want to? +[1852.300 --> 1853.300] Sure. +[1853.300 --> 1854.300] All right, another break. +[1854.300 --> 1857.300] Another act. +[1857.300 --> 1860.300] Dude, I've never done a podcast. +[1860.300 --> 1862.300] This is impossible. +[1862.300 --> 1866.300] Let's just, we're stoned as fuck right now. +[1866.300 --> 1868.300] Well, you know, you're going to be out of it. +[1868.300 --> 1871.300] Because I mean, I'm eating chocolate, lucky charms. +[1871.300 --> 1874.300] Okay, I guess I'm not going to send this to my mom. +[1874.300 --> 1875.300] It's okay. +[1875.300 --> 1876.300] Here. +[1876.300 --> 1877.300] Family friendly. +[1877.300 --> 1879.300] Just, you want straight up, no mixer? +[1879.300 --> 1880.300] Sure. +[1880.300 --> 1881.300] Do you want rocks in that joint? +[1881.300 --> 1882.300] It's okay. +[1882.300 --> 1884.300] Oh, yeah, rocks in the bit. +[1884.300 --> 1885.300] Dude, that's the end of it. +[1885.300 --> 1888.300] That was very counterproductive. +[1888.300 --> 1890.300] What do you just give me a shot here? +[1890.300 --> 1891.300] Fuck. +[1891.300 --> 1892.300] That's the end of it. +[1892.300 --> 1893.300] Hold on. +[1893.300 --> 1894.300] Let me get some ice. +[1894.300 --> 1896.300] It's going to be going away. +[1896.300 --> 1897.300] Just on the rocks. +[1897.300 --> 1898.300] Is that good? +[1898.300 --> 1899.300] Yeah, it's good. +[1899.300 --> 1900.300] A little more enough. +[1900.300 --> 1901.300] No, it's good. +[1901.300 --> 1903.300] It's good enough. +[1903.300 --> 1905.300] I'm doing no no rocks here. +[1905.300 --> 1907.300] No air. +[1907.300 --> 1912.300] No rocks here. +[1912.300 --> 1916.300] That looks disgusting. +[1916.300 --> 1917.300] No air. +[1917.300 --> 1920.300] And I'll put some hair on the nipples. +[1920.300 --> 1922.300] Put some hair on your pepperonis over there. +[1922.300 --> 1925.300] And everything I'd be day drinking on a podcast. +[1925.300 --> 1927.300] I think you have a problem, brother. +[1927.300 --> 1928.300] We'll have a talk later. +[1928.300 --> 1929.300] Not in skittin'. +[1929.300 --> 1930.300] We're doing good. +[1930.300 --> 1931.300] This could be worse. +[1931.300 --> 1932.300] I'm just kidding. +[1932.300 --> 1933.300] No, it's... +[1933.300 --> 1935.300] What's your go-to drink? +[1935.300 --> 1936.300] Vodka on the rocks. +[1936.300 --> 1937.300] All of it. +[1937.300 --> 1938.300] In blue cheese. +[1938.300 --> 1939.300] I'm a grown man. +[1939.300 --> 1940.300] I'm just kidding. +[1940.300 --> 1941.300] Don't say I get stressed. +[1941.300 --> 1943.300] One of the two. +[1943.300 --> 1945.300] You drink vodka on the rocks? +[1945.300 --> 1946.300] Yeah. +[1946.300 --> 1948.300] I get like... +[1948.300 --> 1950.300] Heartburn and... +[1950.300 --> 1951.300] Gird and shit. +[1951.300 --> 1952.300] Not very fun. +[1952.300 --> 1953.300] Not a very fun time. +[1953.300 --> 1955.300] This tastes really bad. +[1955.300 --> 1956.300] It looks... +[1956.300 --> 1957.300] This yassig. +[1957.300 --> 1958.300] It looks like a kid's drink. +[1958.300 --> 1959.300] I'm just kidding. +[1959.300 --> 1961.300] Well, it looks like syrup. +[1961.300 --> 1962.300] Stay put on drink over there. +[1962.300 --> 1963.300] Look at Jinksy. +[1963.300 --> 1966.300] He can handle his buzz. +[1966.300 --> 1967.300] He can handle his buzz. +[1967.300 --> 1968.300] I can tell you yet. +[1968.300 --> 1971.300] Last night was a wonder. +[1971.300 --> 1972.300] Okay. +[1972.300 --> 1973.300] What do you think? +[1973.300 --> 1974.300] I freaked out for you. +[1974.300 --> 1975.300] Dude, last night was crazy. +[1975.300 --> 1977.300] Sketch was f***ing rapping, bro. +[1977.300 --> 1978.300] I told you. +[1978.300 --> 1979.300] You need to do that on the stream tomorrow. +[1979.300 --> 1981.300] You know, I do paid performances now. +[1981.300 --> 1983.300] That was a test trial for you. +[1983.300 --> 1984.300] The test trial. +[1984.300 --> 1986.300] It's going good, though. +[1986.300 --> 1989.300] Who is your favorite NFL player of all time? +[1992.300 --> 1993.300] JJ What? +[1993.300 --> 1995.300] Oh, good answer. +[1995.300 --> 1996.300] What do you know? +[1996.300 --> 1997.300] You know, the Watt. +[1997.300 --> 1998.300] The J-For-100 million dollars. +[1998.300 --> 2000.300] Or the Ray's 100 million dollars for the city. +[2000.300 --> 2001.300] Yeah. +[2001.300 --> 2003.300] JJ What's a f***ing legend, bro? +[2003.300 --> 2005.300] Dude, and his brother, T.J. Watts, a legend, too. +[2005.300 --> 2006.300] They're both disgusting. +[2006.300 --> 2007.300] Yeah, it's okay. +[2007.300 --> 2008.300] JJ What? +[2008.300 --> 2009.300] T.J. What? +[2009.300 --> 2013.300] So would you say JJ Watts is the best Texan ever in Texan history? +[2013.300 --> 2015.300] I think that's a fair answer, bro. +[2015.300 --> 2016.300] For sure. +[2016.300 --> 2018.300] It could be some other people. +[2018.300 --> 2021.300] Bro, if C.J. wins this Super Bowl, it will be C.J. +[2021.300 --> 2022.300] Yeah. +[2022.300 --> 2024.300] We won't let him leave the city if he plays good. +[2024.300 --> 2026.300] Dude, you guys can't let him leave the city, bro. +[2026.300 --> 2030.300] C.J. Stroud, when I, you want to know when I knew C.J. Stroud was disgusting, +[2030.300 --> 2033.300] was when the Texans played the box, +[2033.300 --> 2037.300] and he set the all-time rookie record for passing yards in a single game. +[2037.300 --> 2038.300] I was like, this guy's f***ing nasty. +[2038.300 --> 2039.300] I was at that game. +[2039.300 --> 2040.300] It was nuts. +[2040.300 --> 2041.300] That was awesome. +[2041.300 --> 2043.300] It sucked for you, huh? +[2043.300 --> 2044.300] It was pretty good, though. +[2044.300 --> 2046.300] That was when I was like, okay, this guy's actually... +[2046.300 --> 2047.300] How old is he? +[2047.300 --> 2049.300] He's like, when Del was cruising that game. +[2049.300 --> 2050.300] Yeah. +[2050.300 --> 2051.300] He had two bombs on that one. +[2051.300 --> 2053.300] Cut the one on the left side of the field. +[2053.300 --> 2054.300] How old is he? +[2054.300 --> 2055.300] He's in the... +[2055.300 --> 2056.300] Or, he's just shrouded, f***. +[2056.300 --> 2058.300] I think he's like 23 or 22 or something. +[2058.300 --> 2059.300] Dude. +[2059.300 --> 2060.300] Yeah, you guys have a... +[2060.300 --> 2061.300] He's like, you're age. +[2061.300 --> 2062.300] You guys have a franchise quarterback right there, bro. +[2062.300 --> 2063.300] Yep. +[2063.300 --> 2064.300] We have. +[2064.300 --> 2065.300] How long did you sign him for? +[2065.300 --> 2067.300] He's on a rookie contract. +[2067.300 --> 2068.300] So what? +[2068.300 --> 2069.300] It's like four years, I think. +[2069.300 --> 2071.300] Four years is like the standard. +[2071.300 --> 2074.300] And then you all have to sign Baker or something. +[2074.300 --> 2075.300] Yeah. +[2075.300 --> 2076.300] No, we do need to sign Baker. +[2076.300 --> 2077.300] Baker's f***ing dog. +[2077.300 --> 2079.300] What round did CJ Stroud get drafted in? +[2079.300 --> 2080.300] At first. +[2080.300 --> 2082.300] He's like second overall. +[2082.300 --> 2083.300] Wait, really? +[2083.300 --> 2084.300] Dude, you have surface level knowledge here. +[2084.300 --> 2085.300] I'm just f***ing with you. +[2085.300 --> 2086.300] I'm sorry for cussing. +[2086.300 --> 2088.300] It's okay. +[2088.300 --> 2089.300] You're a Texans fan, though. +[2089.300 --> 2090.300] I'm not going to... +[2090.300 --> 2091.300] I don't watch the f***ing NFL draft. +[2091.300 --> 2094.300] Bro, I think the NFL draft is like the worst TV ever. +[2094.300 --> 2096.300] Like, I'm after the first four picks on the track. +[2096.300 --> 2097.300] It is. +[2097.300 --> 2098.300] It's boring. +[2098.300 --> 2099.300] It's f***ing funny. +[2099.300 --> 2100.300] Especially when you straight away your picks. +[2100.300 --> 2102.300] It's sucked for a while. +[2102.300 --> 2103.300] Yeah. +[2103.300 --> 2104.300] Shhh. +[2104.300 --> 2105.300] Oh. +[2105.300 --> 2107.300] Oh, I know that f***ing face. +[2107.300 --> 2110.300] Wait, you make me up two different lickers here. +[2110.300 --> 2112.300] A little twisted D there. +[2112.300 --> 2113.300] Thank you. +[2113.300 --> 2114.300] Thank you, brother. +[2114.300 --> 2115.300] Thank you, brother. +[2115.300 --> 2116.300] Thank you, brother. +[2116.300 --> 2119.300] Yeah, we got f***ing... +[2119.300 --> 2123.300] What is that daquila and f***ing captain? +[2123.300 --> 2126.300] Whatever you're rollin' with. +[2126.300 --> 2128.300] I trust you here. +[2128.300 --> 2129.300] I trust you, brother. +[2129.300 --> 2131.300] How did you come up with your name? +[2131.300 --> 2134.300] It was literally like a random assortment of words. +[2134.300 --> 2136.300] Sketch. +[2136.300 --> 2138.300] But now that people just started call me Sketch. +[2138.300 --> 2140.300] But it was the Sketchy realm. +[2140.300 --> 2141.300] Wait, I was saying that earlier. +[2141.300 --> 2142.300] Yeah, but that was no way. +[2142.300 --> 2145.300] That I want people to start trying to find me. +[2145.300 --> 2146.300] And they can't find me. +[2146.300 --> 2148.300] They got to be able to find me here. +[2148.300 --> 2152.300] You know, we're going to start up with my real name, the Sketch Real. +[2152.300 --> 2155.300] Because people started call me Sketch when I was Sketchy. +[2155.300 --> 2157.300] So I was like, I just need to take off the wall. +[2157.300 --> 2159.300] And the Sketch was already... +[2159.300 --> 2161.300] I didn't know the guy that played Rollbox. +[2161.300 --> 2162.300] I feel bad now. +[2162.300 --> 2163.300] I forgot. +[2163.300 --> 2165.300] He played the guy who played Rollbox when they sketched. +[2165.300 --> 2167.300] He has a lot of YouTube subscribers. +[2167.300 --> 2169.300] Pretty interesting videos. +[2169.300 --> 2172.300] So you've been streaming on the Sketch? +[2172.300 --> 2175.300] I'm sorry. +[2175.300 --> 2178.300] You was streaming on the Sketch Real for a while now. +[2178.300 --> 2179.300] Yeah. +[2179.300 --> 2182.300] That's like what I guess I'm going to have to roll with. +[2182.300 --> 2183.300] Let it go. +[2183.300 --> 2185.300] The name's kind of cool. +[2185.300 --> 2186.300] Sometimes. +[2186.300 --> 2187.300] I don't know if it's great. +[2187.300 --> 2189.300] Sometimes it's kind of like a... +[2189.300 --> 2190.300] People think of it. +[2190.300 --> 2191.300] Like you say it out in public. +[2191.300 --> 2192.300] It's like... +[2192.300 --> 2194.300] Yeah, it is weird. +[2194.300 --> 2195.300] This is a good question. +[2195.300 --> 2198.300] I think, what is your... +[2198.300 --> 2200.300] What is your favorite part of streaming? +[2200.300 --> 2202.300] And then what is like your least favorite part of streaming? +[2202.300 --> 2204.300] Hmm. +[2204.300 --> 2207.300] The favorite part is like we have to be creative with some of this stuff. +[2207.300 --> 2210.300] Like having creative freedom to do whatever we want. +[2210.300 --> 2211.300] Yeah, like when you... +[2211.300 --> 2212.300] Because like when you... +[2212.300 --> 2214.300] When you start monetizing it, you can like... +[2214.300 --> 2216.300] And you have time to plan it and I call that other stuff. +[2216.300 --> 2218.300] Like you can really have fun with it. +[2218.300 --> 2220.300] That's what's nice about it. +[2220.300 --> 2221.300] Then, um... +[2221.300 --> 2222.300] I don't know. +[2222.300 --> 2225.300] Like meet new people. +[2225.300 --> 2228.300] You see, you probably wouldn't have been a friend with me if I was a streamer. +[2228.300 --> 2229.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[2229.300 --> 2230.300] I wouldn't have even known you. +[2230.300 --> 2231.300] You would have known me. +[2231.300 --> 2232.300] You see that? +[2232.300 --> 2234.300] Two bombs. +[2234.300 --> 2235.300] That's love. +[2235.300 --> 2236.300] Now this... +[2236.300 --> 2239.300] This is something I've wanted to know for a while, okay? +[2239.300 --> 2241.300] You ready? +[2241.300 --> 2242.300] What? +[2242.300 --> 2245.300] If you could go on a date with any woman in the world who would have been... +[2245.300 --> 2246.300] Sydney Swini. +[2246.300 --> 2247.300] And we talked about this last night. +[2247.300 --> 2249.300] Now, he gave out a great argument. +[2249.300 --> 2250.300] Sydney Swini... +[2250.300 --> 2251.300] I got two reasons. +[2251.300 --> 2252.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[2252.300 --> 2255.300] It's easy. +[2255.300 --> 2256.300] Awesome. +[2256.300 --> 2257.300] I love... +[2257.300 --> 2259.300] The show she's on. +[2260.300 --> 2264.300] So, wait, Sydney Swini is your celebrity crush, basically. +[2264.300 --> 2265.300] Yeah. +[2265.300 --> 2267.300] Do you think she knows you, bro? +[2267.300 --> 2268.300] Or Brecky Hill, one of the two. +[2268.300 --> 2269.300] Okay. +[2269.300 --> 2270.300] Do you think she knows you? +[2270.300 --> 2271.300] No. +[2271.300 --> 2272.300] No way. +[2272.300 --> 2274.300] Bro, you've been fucking surprised, dude. +[2274.300 --> 2275.300] Yeah, probably. +[2275.300 --> 2277.300] Hopefully this makes that way there. +[2277.300 --> 2280.300] You think the algorithm will do me a favor? +[2280.300 --> 2282.300] Yeah, hopefully we circulate that. +[2282.300 --> 2284.300] So, are you inviting her on a date right now? +[2284.300 --> 2285.300] No. +[2285.300 --> 2287.300] Oh, I think she has a boyfriend. +[2287.300 --> 2288.300] Well, you know what? +[2288.300 --> 2289.300] If I'm going... +[2289.300 --> 2290.300] Well, yeah, I am. +[2290.300 --> 2291.300] Well, actually, fuck it. +[2291.300 --> 2292.300] I'll do it now. +[2292.300 --> 2293.300] Fuck it. +[2293.300 --> 2294.300] We'll do it. +[2294.300 --> 2295.300] Sorry for cussing. +[2295.300 --> 2298.300] Sydney Swini sketches asking you on a date. +[2298.300 --> 2299.300] Please? +[2299.300 --> 2302.300] The sky's fucking richest fuck. +[2302.300 --> 2303.300] No, I'm not. +[2303.300 --> 2304.300] No, I'm not. +[2304.300 --> 2306.300] I will disappoint you. +[2306.300 --> 2308.300] Physically and financially. +[2308.300 --> 2309.300] Okay. +[2309.300 --> 2311.300] Dude, actually, no. +[2311.300 --> 2312.300] We were going to talk about that, bro. +[2312.300 --> 2314.300] I wanted to wait to rip it on the pod though. +[2314.300 --> 2316.300] Dude, I remember we were all like, bro. +[2316.300 --> 2319.300] We feel like sketch is going to be five foot four, five foot five, +[2319.300 --> 2322.300] because in your face cam, you look so compact. +[2322.300 --> 2323.300] I can vouch. +[2323.300 --> 2328.300] He's minimum five nine, maybe five ten. +[2328.300 --> 2329.300] We thought you were going to be tiny. +[2329.300 --> 2331.300] If I'm five ten, you're five nine. +[2331.300 --> 2333.300] Do you think you're taller than me? +[2333.300 --> 2335.300] You're wearing platform... +[2335.300 --> 2336.300] Look at the camera. +[2336.300 --> 2337.300] I'm a huge user right now. +[2337.300 --> 2339.300] We'll take off your shoes. +[2339.300 --> 2342.300] You can't wear the platforms and take off your shoes. +[2342.300 --> 2344.300] These are tied on. +[2345.300 --> 2347.300] Wait, show the shoes real quick. +[2347.300 --> 2349.300] Sketch it out. +[2349.300 --> 2350.300] These are tied on. +[2350.300 --> 2351.300] Show the shoes. +[2351.300 --> 2352.300] These are tied on. +[2352.300 --> 2353.300] I can't take them off. +[2353.300 --> 2355.300] So what the fuck was going through here? +[2355.300 --> 2356.300] Try to take them off. +[2356.300 --> 2357.300] If you can take it off. +[2360.300 --> 2363.300] What the fuck was going through your head when you bought the grandpa once? +[2363.300 --> 2365.300] There were all purpose trainers. +[2365.300 --> 2367.300] And they're all white. +[2367.300 --> 2370.300] Dude, I look like I should be wearing air forces. +[2370.300 --> 2371.300] Bro, I swear to God. +[2371.300 --> 2373.300] New balance, like, I mean, whatever. +[2373.300 --> 2374.300] These are 60 bucks. +[2374.300 --> 2375.300] I've got like three pair. +[2375.300 --> 2377.300] I swear to God, my grandpa has those. +[2377.300 --> 2379.300] One pair has blood on them. +[2380.300 --> 2382.300] From deer. +[2382.300 --> 2384.300] Dude, you hunt, bro. +[2384.300 --> 2385.300] I do. +[2385.300 --> 2386.300] Let's rip into that. +[2386.300 --> 2387.300] You're a hunter, right? +[2387.300 --> 2388.300] Sometimes. +[2388.300 --> 2390.300] Not very avid, but like, you know, +[2390.300 --> 2392.300] I've just taught some things. +[2392.300 --> 2393.300] I've shot some deer. +[2393.300 --> 2396.300] But I should probably clarify what I'm saying. +[2396.300 --> 2397.300] Yeah. +[2397.300 --> 2398.300] You... +[2399.300 --> 2402.300] So you hunt deer's and shit. +[2402.300 --> 2403.300] Yeah. +[2403.300 --> 2404.300] Do you go like duck hunting and shit like that? +[2404.300 --> 2406.300] I haven't gone duck hunting. +[2406.300 --> 2407.300] I've gone dove hunting. +[2407.300 --> 2410.300] And I've gone to a really shitty place, quail hunting. +[2410.300 --> 2411.300] Like where they... +[2411.300 --> 2413.300] They didn't have birds flying around. +[2413.300 --> 2416.300] So they would put them like in cages and bushes. +[2416.300 --> 2418.300] And we were just walking up on them. +[2418.300 --> 2422.300] And there was like a couple guys in the group that, you know, +[2422.300 --> 2424.300] where what you would call a risk. +[2424.300 --> 2427.300] Dude, this is kind of like scary. +[2427.300 --> 2429.300] So you just walked up and... +[2429.300 --> 2430.300] Oh, you walked up to the... +[2430.300 --> 2431.300] You walked up to the... +[2431.300 --> 2433.300] You walked up to the top of the course. +[2433.300 --> 2434.300] Our dog's area. +[2434.300 --> 2435.300] So you come on. +[2435.300 --> 2436.300] Why is there... +[2436.300 --> 2437.300] Sadie. +[2437.300 --> 2438.300] I'm allergic. +[2438.300 --> 2439.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[2439.300 --> 2440.300] Sadie, come here. +[2440.300 --> 2441.300] Sadie. +[2441.300 --> 2442.300] Sadie. +[2442.300 --> 2443.300] Sadie. +[2443.300 --> 2446.300] Then she walks away like, all right. +[2446.300 --> 2447.300] Way to go. +[2447.300 --> 2448.300] There we go. +[2448.300 --> 2449.300] I'm gonna hold some podcast moment. +[2449.300 --> 2451.300] Maybe not. +[2451.300 --> 2452.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[2452.300 --> 2454.300] Maybe it is. +[2455.300 --> 2457.300] She needs to go out. +[2457.300 --> 2460.300] This is a train rack, bro. +[2460.300 --> 2461.300] Can you start? +[2461.300 --> 2462.300] No. +[2462.300 --> 2463.300] Why is it not gonna be good? +[2463.300 --> 2464.300] There's just like... +[2464.300 --> 2465.300] It's fine. +[2465.300 --> 2466.300] It's fine. +[2466.300 --> 2470.300] Can you start thinking of questions for me? +[2470.300 --> 2472.300] I thought we were doing good. +[2472.300 --> 2473.300] Whoa, yeah. +[2473.300 --> 2475.300] I'm just running low, Murr. +[2477.300 --> 2478.300] Oh, here we go. +[2478.300 --> 2481.300] That's a good question. +[2481.300 --> 2482.300] What has been your... +[2482.300 --> 2484.300] Wait, where did we leave off at? +[2484.300 --> 2487.300] What has been your favorite stream ever? +[2487.300 --> 2490.300] Your favorite moment from streaming? +[2490.300 --> 2493.300] Probably our 2v2s or whatever. +[2493.300 --> 2494.300] 2v2s was dope. +[2494.300 --> 2495.300] Oh, you had fun in that. +[2495.300 --> 2497.300] Yeah, I was kicking ass. +[2497.300 --> 2499.300] You were kind of slugging there. +[2499.300 --> 2501.300] Bro, what the fuck are you saying? +[2501.300 --> 2502.300] I will say that about you. +[2502.300 --> 2504.300] I thought you were more of a gamer. +[2504.300 --> 2505.300] You know. +[2505.300 --> 2507.300] What the fuck are you saying right now? +[2508.300 --> 2510.300] You were a little... +[2510.300 --> 2511.300] You weren't as... +[2511.300 --> 2514.300] You didn't carry me as much as I thought you were gonna. +[2514.300 --> 2518.300] Bro, there was like four games where I had every kill. +[2518.300 --> 2519.300] That is so high. +[2519.300 --> 2521.300] I took... +[2521.300 --> 2524.300] One round I had eight kills. +[2524.300 --> 2525.300] I don't know. +[2525.300 --> 2526.300] We'll have to cut this one. +[2526.300 --> 2527.300] We'll talk about this later. +[2527.300 --> 2528.300] No, I'll just get it. +[2528.300 --> 2529.300] That's up. +[2529.300 --> 2531.300] You've gotten better. +[2531.300 --> 2532.300] I'll just get it. +[2532.300 --> 2534.300] You don't think I'm a gamer, though? +[2534.300 --> 2536.300] You're not as much as I'm a gamer, though. +[2536.300 --> 2538.300] You're not as much as the gamer as you were, though. +[2538.300 --> 2539.300] Probably. +[2539.300 --> 2540.300] What would you say? +[2540.300 --> 2542.300] What do you mean I'm washed? +[2542.300 --> 2543.300] Your... +[2543.300 --> 2545.300] Your stuff has gone down a little bit. +[2545.300 --> 2548.300] Dude, you didn't care. +[2548.300 --> 2550.300] You could be only got to... +[2550.300 --> 2552.300] Round four of eight. +[2552.300 --> 2557.300] Bro, we beat every rank in the game besides like one. +[2557.300 --> 2559.300] What was it, Emerald? +[2559.300 --> 2561.300] I just... +[2561.300 --> 2563.300] I guess we did better than that. +[2563.300 --> 2564.300] You swung. +[2564.300 --> 2565.300] Bro, that's on me. +[2565.300 --> 2566.300] That's on me. +[2566.300 --> 2567.300] I should have fun in this funny film. +[2567.300 --> 2569.300] Dude, when you sketch, on the last round, +[2569.300 --> 2571.300] you walked into sight with an ace charge in your hand +[2571.300 --> 2572.300] and you were like, +[2572.300 --> 2574.300] I'm swinging right. +[2574.300 --> 2575.300] So don't blame shit on me. +[2575.300 --> 2576.300] That's on me. +[2576.300 --> 2577.300] That's on me. +[2577.300 --> 2578.300] Okay. +[2578.300 --> 2579.300] That was friendly fire. +[2579.300 --> 2581.300] I take that back. +[2581.300 --> 2582.300] Okay. +[2582.300 --> 2583.300] I mean, yeah. +[2583.300 --> 2584.300] What the fuck, dude? +[2584.300 --> 2585.300] I'm a gamer. +[2585.300 --> 2586.300] Bro, you're not even good at maddening. +[2586.300 --> 2587.300] I am good at maddening. +[2587.300 --> 2589.300] I'm putting into shit ton of hours. +[2589.300 --> 2590.300] I get your ass. +[2590.300 --> 2591.300] Sorry for cussing. +[2591.300 --> 2592.300] You're putting in... +[2592.300 --> 2594.300] Yeah, I don't play maddening. +[2594.300 --> 2596.300] I don't play rainbow. +[2596.300 --> 2597.300] I know, but... +[2597.300 --> 2598.300] You're talking about... +[2598.300 --> 2600.300] I would beat you in rainbow, obviously. +[2600.300 --> 2601.300] So obviously you'll beat me in madden, +[2601.300 --> 2602.300] but you like squeaked out of it. +[2602.300 --> 2604.300] Bro, I've beat you in... +[2604.300 --> 2605.300] Sketch. +[2605.300 --> 2606.300] I've beat you in madden. +[2606.300 --> 2608.300] You could never beat me in siege. +[2608.300 --> 2609.300] Right or wrong. +[2609.300 --> 2613.300] That might be right, but that's not a fair comparison. +[2613.300 --> 2616.300] 400 days for 400 hours. +[2616.300 --> 2618.300] This is not your first maddener, +[2618.300 --> 2619.300] you've played other fucking games. +[2619.300 --> 2620.300] No, I didn't play as much. +[2620.300 --> 2622.300] I had a real job here. +[2622.300 --> 2624.300] I was going to school in shit. +[2624.300 --> 2626.300] All right. +[2626.300 --> 2628.300] I was trying that whole thing out. +[2628.300 --> 2630.300] What are you eating there? +[2630.300 --> 2631.300] Still fruit loops? +[2631.300 --> 2633.300] Chocolate, lucky charms. +[2633.300 --> 2635.300] Sketch, if you got a question for me, man, let me know. +[2635.300 --> 2636.300] Okay. +[2636.300 --> 2639.300] So... +[2639.300 --> 2641.300] What's going on... +[2641.300 --> 2642.300] With you? +[2642.300 --> 2644.300] What's your next big plan? +[2644.300 --> 2647.300] What's your biggest thing you want to do this year? +[2648.300 --> 2650.300] Biggest thing I want to do this year... +[2650.300 --> 2652.300] We've finished a lucky charm. +[2652.300 --> 2653.300] Look at it. +[2653.300 --> 2655.300] And I have to take it off, right? +[2655.300 --> 2657.300] Biggest thing I want to do this year +[2657.300 --> 2660.300] would probably be branch out to other games, +[2660.300 --> 2661.300] other types of streaming. +[2661.300 --> 2663.300] Like, we're going to do the IRL stream. +[2663.300 --> 2664.300] First time I've done that. +[2664.300 --> 2666.300] Doing a lot of those. +[2666.300 --> 2668.300] Doing some vlogs for YouTube. +[2668.300 --> 2670.300] Just diversifying content +[2670.300 --> 2672.300] because you can't do the same content for 10 years. +[2672.300 --> 2674.300] I do like that. +[2674.300 --> 2675.300] I like that idea. +[2675.300 --> 2677.300] What about... +[2677.300 --> 2678.300] I don't know. +[2678.300 --> 2679.300] When we play tomorrow, +[2679.300 --> 2680.300] are we doing... +[2680.300 --> 2682.300] Is it going to be punishments or anything? +[2682.300 --> 2684.300] What do you have to do if you lose to me? +[2684.300 --> 2685.300] Well, I'm going... +[2685.300 --> 2686.300] What's going on? +[2686.300 --> 2688.300] First off, do you think you're going to beat me? +[2688.300 --> 2689.300] Does a bear shit in the woods? +[2689.300 --> 2690.300] Really. +[2690.300 --> 2695.300] You look like you haven't seen this on in a couple of decades there. +[2695.300 --> 2698.300] Bro, sketch, I can 100% guarantee you +[2698.300 --> 2701.300] when we golf, I win. +[2701.300 --> 2703.300] I don't think so. +[2703.300 --> 2705.300] What's the punishment then? +[2705.300 --> 2709.300] If you lose to me, you have to jump in the pond there. +[2709.300 --> 2710.300] Yeah, I'll do that. +[2710.300 --> 2712.300] Now, what if I beat you? +[2712.300 --> 2714.300] You have to jump in the pond? +[2714.300 --> 2716.300] I don't know how to swim. +[2716.300 --> 2717.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[2717.300 --> 2718.300] I will jump in the pond. +[2718.300 --> 2719.300] Okay, it makes you happy. +[2719.300 --> 2720.300] It makes you happy. +[2720.300 --> 2722.300] It makes you happy. +[2722.300 --> 2724.300] It's seeing me wet makes you happy. +[2724.300 --> 2726.300] I'm just kidding. +[2726.300 --> 2729.300] What do you think of... +[2729.300 --> 2731.300] Fucking shit. +[2731.300 --> 2732.300] Why don't you... +[2732.300 --> 2734.300] I have a good question for you. +[2734.300 --> 2736.300] Why don't you like to... +[2736.300 --> 2737.300] Why don't you... +[2737.300 --> 2739.300] Why don't you ever see even public? +[2739.300 --> 2741.300] Why don't you ever see me in public? +[2741.300 --> 2743.300] Like, you never go to anything. +[2743.300 --> 2744.300] Because I've been a book in years games. +[2744.300 --> 2745.300] I feel like I can get... +[2745.300 --> 2748.300] I feel like I'll get whacked in public. +[2748.300 --> 2750.300] I feel like every time you leave the house, +[2750.300 --> 2751.300] you're rolling that dice. +[2751.300 --> 2753.300] I think that's where society's at. +[2753.300 --> 2754.300] That is true. +[2754.300 --> 2755.300] Every time you drive the car. +[2755.300 --> 2758.300] Every fucking time you leave the house, +[2758.300 --> 2760.300] you're rolling that fucking dice, bro. +[2760.300 --> 2762.300] And, you know, maybe that's not a conversation. +[2762.300 --> 2764.300] People are ready to hear. +[2764.300 --> 2765.300] But, bro. +[2765.300 --> 2767.300] Every time you leave the house, +[2767.300 --> 2769.300] you're rolling that fucking dice. +[2769.300 --> 2771.300] And in life, you never know what, dude. +[2771.300 --> 2772.300] I could be out of McDonald's. +[2772.300 --> 2774.300] But you're gonna let that make you stay inside? +[2774.300 --> 2775.300] Fuck, yeah, bro. +[2775.300 --> 2777.300] Dude, you see my house, dude. +[2777.300 --> 2778.300] I can fucking sit here all day. +[2778.300 --> 2779.300] I love it. +[2779.300 --> 2781.300] Yeah, we got the lake, the fucking pool, +[2781.300 --> 2783.300] the fucking cigar spot. +[2783.300 --> 2785.300] You know, fuck it. +[2785.300 --> 2786.300] You know, fuck it. +[2786.300 --> 2787.300] You're here for six months, soccer field. +[2787.300 --> 2788.300] You know, I'll be here for six months. +[2788.300 --> 2789.300] And that's what's gonna be awesome. +[2789.300 --> 2790.300] That's gonna be fun. +[2790.300 --> 2792.300] Yeah, that's news to me, but all right. +[2792.300 --> 2794.300] And then you said I could stay here. +[2794.300 --> 2796.300] Yeah, if we're fucking three days, four days. +[2796.300 --> 2798.300] Six months is not that much longer. +[2798.300 --> 2799.300] I didn't bring much stuff. +[2799.300 --> 2800.300] Come on. +[2800.300 --> 2801.300] So when you leave the house, +[2801.300 --> 2803.300] are people ever like, oh, sketch, do the thing. +[2803.300 --> 2804.300] Do the thing. +[2804.300 --> 2805.300] Like to be blood. +[2805.300 --> 2806.300] Do the thing. +[2806.300 --> 2808.300] The check Tampa, bro. +[2808.300 --> 2810.300] No, they say, oh my god. +[2810.300 --> 2811.300] Is that Sam Hartman? +[2811.300 --> 2813.300] No, it's sketch. +[2813.300 --> 2815.300] You've never had people walk up. +[2815.300 --> 2816.300] No, they do. +[2816.300 --> 2817.300] They do. +[2817.300 --> 2818.300] One time. +[2818.300 --> 2819.300] One time. +[2819.300 --> 2820.300] I don't know. +[2820.300 --> 2821.300] Kansas was kind of an interesting thing. +[2821.300 --> 2822.300] That was the right people, right place. +[2822.300 --> 2823.300] I don't know. +[2823.300 --> 2825.300] A lot of TikTokers there, apparently, I guess. +[2825.300 --> 2828.300] I don't know if I'm a TikToker or a Twitch person yet. +[2828.300 --> 2830.300] That's what I'm trying to define here. +[2830.300 --> 2832.300] That's why I'm here at Jynxie headquarters. +[2832.300 --> 2833.300] Taking notes. +[2833.300 --> 2834.300] Studying the room. +[2834.300 --> 2835.300] I've been taking pictures. +[2835.300 --> 2836.300] No, I'm just kidding. +[2836.300 --> 2837.300] This place is cool, though. +[2837.300 --> 2838.300] You all should literally chill. +[2838.300 --> 2839.300] I'm gonna go back to the room. +[2839.300 --> 2840.300] I'm gonna go back to the room. +[2840.300 --> 2841.300] I'm gonna go back to the room. +[2841.300 --> 2842.300] I'm gonna go back to the room. +[2842.300 --> 2843.300] I'm gonna go back to the room. +[2843.300 --> 2844.300] I'm gonna go back to the room. +[2845.300 --> 2847.300] I'm gonna stay in bed o'clock. +[2847.300 --> 2849.300] Hey what, there's something flooded around here. +[2849.300 --> 2850.300] I'm gonna go back to bed, right? +[2850.300 --> 2851.300] Fayette sent me this on TV for a while. +[2851.300 --> 2854.300] You guys should be cool. +[2854.300 --> 2855.300] I'm gonna go back to bed, right? +[2855.300 --> 2856.300] You guys shouldn't be upstairs. +[2856.300 --> 2857.300] I was just... +[2857.300 --> 2859.300] They're like, you should at least rest on your tomato computer. +[2859.300 --> 2861.300] And since this is really完了, +[2861.300 --> 2863.300] through the settings for watching these videos, +[2863.300 --> 2864.300] come and see what I'm gonna do in this video. +[2864.300 --> 2866.300] I have these packaged Food Pictures, +[2866.300 --> 2867.300] and like, +[2867.300 --> 2869.300] you know... +[2869.300 --> 2871.300] Where is the food that you're supposed to consume here? +[2871.300 --> 2873.300] There's always a food下面 there in it. +[2873.300 --> 2873.800] Right there, say, +[2873.800 --> 2874.900] You're the interviewer now. +[2874.900 --> 2875.900] Yeah, I'm switching. +[2875.900 --> 2877.040] You're like this. +[2877.040 --> 2878.240] No, this is good. +[2878.240 --> 2879.640] I'm better than asking questions. +[2879.640 --> 2882.320] Yeah, so when did I decide, when did I decide to buy the house? +[2882.320 --> 2883.320] Or why? +[2883.320 --> 2886.600] OK, so when you first were buying the house, +[2886.600 --> 2888.880] were you like, what the fuck? +[2888.880 --> 2890.480] Was it like surreal for you? +[2890.480 --> 2891.640] Buying house? +[2891.640 --> 2894.160] It was cool to buy a house, but I was always like, +[2894.160 --> 2897.560] I always was, I guess, scared to spend like a large amounts +[2897.560 --> 2898.480] of money. +[2898.480 --> 2901.960] But eventually, like, I just sat down with people +[2901.960 --> 2904.960] and like literally real estate is like the best investment ever. +[2904.960 --> 2906.360] So I was like, you know what? +[2906.360 --> 2906.880] Fuck it. +[2906.880 --> 2909.360] Like if every logical person around you +[2909.360 --> 2912.440] says, if you buy a property for X amount of money, +[2912.440 --> 2915.200] it's going to be worth Y in a couple of years. +[2915.200 --> 2917.200] Like, you're never going to lose money on real estate. +[2917.200 --> 2918.800] So why not just buy a house? +[2918.800 --> 2919.400] You know what I mean? +[2919.400 --> 2920.280] I do like that. +[2920.280 --> 2921.720] I do like that. +[2921.720 --> 2922.920] When did you buy this house? +[2922.920 --> 2926.360] Like a couple of years ago, or at least six months ago? +[2926.360 --> 2928.600] Been living here like five, I'd say. +[2928.600 --> 2930.040] That's pretty sweet. +[2930.040 --> 2931.880] This place is pretty sweet. +[2931.880 --> 2932.720] Yeah. +[2932.720 --> 2936.600] Imagine a guest house where it's one of your close streaming friends. +[2936.600 --> 2938.200] Yeah. +[2938.200 --> 2940.920] Would you, I feel like you would actually live out here if I asked you to. +[2940.920 --> 2943.880] Are you asking me right now? +[2943.880 --> 2945.240] Should we get sketches streaming house? +[2945.240 --> 2946.880] Please. +[2946.880 --> 2948.120] I don't like my house. +[2948.120 --> 2950.240] I've been robbed. +[2950.240 --> 2950.760] They have it. +[2950.760 --> 2953.120] They stole my car. +[2953.120 --> 2954.720] We have a shed out there, bro. +[2954.720 --> 2957.280] I mean, like, it's a shed though, gee. +[2957.280 --> 2959.080] Should you go with your conditioning unit? +[2959.080 --> 2960.840] And then I don't even know if it has AC, bro. +[2960.840 --> 2963.320] What do you do with this room when you're not doing a podcast? +[2963.320 --> 2964.880] I mean, we just rip pods here. +[2964.880 --> 2966.600] We don't like do anything else. +[2966.600 --> 2967.440] I can see it. +[2967.440 --> 2968.920] Do you think our podcasts, and I want you to be honest, +[2968.920 --> 2971.240] don't be like, don't dick ride? +[2971.240 --> 2973.240] Do you think our podcast is really unprofessional? +[2973.240 --> 2974.560] I think it is. +[2974.560 --> 2976.120] What do you think? +[2976.120 --> 2979.800] This is pretty, I mean, I can jump just, +[2979.800 --> 2981.200] is that your cousin over there? +[2981.200 --> 2982.200] No. +[2982.200 --> 2984.040] This is awesome. +[2984.040 --> 2986.720] I don't, this is sweet. +[2986.720 --> 2987.920] So you love the podcast. +[2987.920 --> 2988.680] I love it. +[2988.680 --> 2990.480] I don't know what else to expect here. +[2990.960 --> 2992.120] This is pretty cool. +[2992.120 --> 2994.080] I would love to stay. +[2994.080 --> 2995.960] I would love to stay. +[2995.960 --> 2999.080] Yeah, dude, if we get a guest house, we'll let you know. +[3000.360 --> 3001.720] Or that shed, bro. +[3001.720 --> 3003.000] I don't even know if you could stream in there. +[3003.000 --> 3004.160] It's like, I think I could. +[3004.160 --> 3005.360] It's like 60 feet wide. +[3005.360 --> 3006.360] I think I could. +[3006.360 --> 3007.680] Well, you have two monitors in there. +[3007.680 --> 3010.080] I just plug mine into one of yours. +[3010.080 --> 3011.360] We just sit next to each other. +[3011.360 --> 3012.520] All right, what's your next question? +[3012.520 --> 3014.000] You're on a roll right now. +[3014.000 --> 3014.840] Hmm. +[3015.840 --> 3017.840] Hmm. +[3017.840 --> 3019.840] So you played soccer? +[3021.840 --> 3022.840] Football. +[3022.840 --> 3024.840] 11 years, my buddy years of me life. +[3024.840 --> 3026.840] Yeah, I don't really feel like talking about soccer. +[3026.840 --> 3028.840] Let's get a better one. +[3028.840 --> 3029.840] You wrestled? +[3029.840 --> 3033.840] Yeah, I wrestled from, this is lore. +[3033.840 --> 3035.840] I wrestled from fifth grade to ninth grade. +[3035.840 --> 3039.840] I did one wrestling match my freshman year. +[3039.840 --> 3041.840] And that's when they put the cup on your nuts. +[3042.840 --> 3044.840] And then maybe just for you. +[3044.840 --> 3046.840] I was okay. +[3046.840 --> 3047.840] They put the cup on your nuts. +[3047.840 --> 3049.840] And I was in, I believe it's called a unitarter, +[3049.840 --> 3051.840] or a leotard, a unitarter, I think. +[3051.840 --> 3053.840] And my like, testicles. +[3053.840 --> 3054.840] The signal it? +[3054.840 --> 3056.840] My testicles were like hanging out of the side of it +[3056.840 --> 3057.840] and I was done. +[3057.840 --> 3058.840] Yeah. +[3058.840 --> 3061.840] That's a wrestling was not fun. +[3061.840 --> 3062.840] I wrestled to you. +[3062.840 --> 3064.840] Dude, you have a wrestler build. +[3064.840 --> 3067.840] Like just compact and like rock hard and shitty. +[3067.840 --> 3069.840] You're built like an art teacher. +[3072.840 --> 3073.840] Good. +[3073.840 --> 3074.840] I love art though. +[3074.840 --> 3075.840] That's cool. +[3075.840 --> 3077.840] Look at all the art you got up in here. +[3077.840 --> 3079.840] Yeah, we do have some dope shit here. +[3079.840 --> 3080.840] That is pretty cool. +[3080.840 --> 3081.840] I like the bunny ears. +[3081.840 --> 3083.840] That fits your personality. +[3083.840 --> 3085.840] Is that on camera there? +[3085.840 --> 3087.840] Yeah, they can see that. +[3087.840 --> 3088.840] That is awesome. +[3088.840 --> 3089.840] On that camera. +[3089.840 --> 3091.840] Look at, +[3091.840 --> 3094.840] so you asked me about soccer and then wrestling? +[3094.840 --> 3096.840] Yeah, wrestling wasn't fun. +[3096.840 --> 3097.840] Bro, I wrestled to his heart. +[3097.840 --> 3099.840] Dude, I'm not good at doing it. +[3099.840 --> 3101.840] Dude, I wrestled. +[3101.840 --> 3104.840] Bro, I wrestled my freshman year of high school. +[3104.840 --> 3106.840] And I remember we had this tryout process. +[3106.840 --> 3107.840] It was so dope. +[3107.840 --> 3109.840] So like this was some gladiator shit. +[3109.840 --> 3110.840] I miss this. +[3110.840 --> 3114.840] But so basically every meet was on either it was either on +[3114.840 --> 3115.840] a Thursday or a Friday. +[3115.840 --> 3117.840] I think they're on Friday nights. +[3117.840 --> 3118.840] And it was the day before. +[3118.840 --> 3120.840] So it was either Thursday or like Wednesday obviously. +[3120.840 --> 3124.840] But like the day before Fridays we did like trials kind of. +[3124.840 --> 3128.840] So you'd have like the two or three best kids in a weight class. +[3128.840 --> 3131.840] And they would wrestle each other for the spot. +[3131.840 --> 3133.840] Which is sick in front of 25 people. +[3133.840 --> 3134.840] So like, +[3134.840 --> 3138.840] I feel like that is like part of the reason why I modeled my like 1v1 tournaments around +[3138.840 --> 3141.840] and like my siege content around is like that. +[3141.840 --> 3142.840] Because I remember. +[3142.840 --> 3146.840] There was nothing more lit than when you had two kids that were like good at wrestling +[3146.840 --> 3148.840] around the same weight class. +[3148.840 --> 3150.840] And there's 25 fucking people watching them. +[3150.840 --> 3152.840] And like one of them is going to get the spot. +[3152.840 --> 3153.840] One of them is going to lose. +[3153.840 --> 3155.840] That was fucking lit. +[3155.840 --> 3156.840] I thought that was cool as fuck. +[3156.840 --> 3157.840] But I was just horrible. +[3157.840 --> 3158.840] Well, I wasn't horrible at wrestling. +[3158.840 --> 3163.840] When I was a freshman I was 95 pounds in the lowest weight classes 110. +[3163.840 --> 3164.840] So I was like 15. +[3164.840 --> 3166.840] You were 95 pounds as a freshman? +[3166.840 --> 3168.840] I didn't have puberty until I was 17. +[3168.840 --> 3169.840] He can vouch to it. +[3169.840 --> 3170.840] That is crazy. +[3170.840 --> 3172.840] I did not have puberty until I was 17 bro. +[3172.840 --> 3173.840] That's pretty impressive. +[3173.840 --> 3175.840] When did you had puberty or? +[3175.840 --> 3177.840] I'm almost done with it. +[3177.840 --> 3179.840] I don't think I'm fully developed. +[3179.840 --> 3181.840] I feel like I'm growing still. +[3181.840 --> 3182.840] I do. +[3182.840 --> 3183.840] I feel like I've gotten taller. +[3183.840 --> 3185.840] I feel like I've gotten taller. +[3185.840 --> 3186.840] Oh, what are you? +[3186.840 --> 3187.840] You're 22? +[3187.840 --> 3190.840] You're fully developed. +[3190.840 --> 3192.840] It's over for you now. +[3192.840 --> 3194.840] Can you grow facial hair? +[3194.840 --> 3195.840] Yeah. +[3195.840 --> 3196.840] And it's not good. +[3196.840 --> 3197.840] You can. +[3197.840 --> 3199.840] I can grow like a shitty mustache and a shitty beard. +[3199.840 --> 3201.840] How old is L offending you shaving? +[3201.840 --> 3202.840] Once a week. +[3202.840 --> 3204.840] You get grow shit. +[3204.840 --> 3206.840] Can you grow beard? +[3206.840 --> 3207.840] I'm trying to. +[3207.840 --> 3208.840] I'm trying. +[3208.840 --> 3210.840] I might throw some balls on my face at this point. +[3210.840 --> 3212.840] Like I needed some help here. +[3212.840 --> 3215.840] Dude, I think you got the clean cut look going for you though. +[3215.840 --> 3216.840] You look cute. +[3216.840 --> 3217.840] I shaved my own head. +[3217.840 --> 3219.840] That's not very clean cut there. +[3219.840 --> 3221.840] You shaved your own head? +[3221.840 --> 3222.840] Bro, you're rich, dude. +[3222.840 --> 3225.840] I was trying to get a man-scape deal. +[3225.840 --> 3226.840] I'm just kidding. +[3226.840 --> 3227.840] I'm still trying. +[3227.840 --> 3228.840] Still trying. +[3228.840 --> 3229.840] No heads. +[3229.840 --> 3230.840] No free. +[3230.840 --> 3231.840] No free ads. +[3231.840 --> 3235.840] That is awesome. +[3235.840 --> 3236.840] I love your hair, though. +[3236.840 --> 3237.840] When did you start? +[3237.840 --> 3240.840] Did you just take a stevele do a picture in there and say, +[3240.840 --> 3241.840] cut me up like Steve? +[3241.840 --> 3242.840] Dude, what the fuck? +[3242.840 --> 3243.840] I'm just kidding. +[3243.840 --> 3244.840] Bro, I'm not stevele do it. +[3244.840 --> 3245.840] You fucking cocksucker. +[3245.840 --> 3247.840] You're turning into him. +[3247.840 --> 3248.840] How? +[3248.840 --> 3253.840] If you put on a basketball jersey right now. +[3253.840 --> 3254.840] Okay. +[3254.840 --> 3257.840] Put on a basketball jersey right now. +[3257.840 --> 3261.840] That's not a stevele do it on a vegan diet. +[3261.840 --> 3263.840] Okay, bro. +[3263.840 --> 3264.840] It's good. +[3264.840 --> 3265.840] It's a good comparison. +[3265.840 --> 3266.840] Who do you want? +[3266.840 --> 3267.840] Who do you think I want? +[3267.840 --> 3268.840] No. +[3268.840 --> 3269.840] I love stevele do it. +[3269.840 --> 3270.840] Do you think I look like? +[3270.840 --> 3271.840] Why are you bringing like that? +[3271.840 --> 3272.840] Morty. +[3272.840 --> 3273.840] No, I don't. +[3273.840 --> 3274.840] Seriously. +[3274.840 --> 3275.840] You look and sound like... +[3275.840 --> 3276.840] Okay. +[3276.840 --> 3277.840] Can you do a Morty impression right now? +[3277.840 --> 3278.840] Do the things sketch. +[3278.840 --> 3279.840] Okay. +[3279.840 --> 3280.840] Bleat. +[3280.840 --> 3281.840] No, I don't. +[3281.840 --> 3282.840] I can't do anything on command. +[3282.840 --> 3284.840] Bro, that's not a good one. +[3284.840 --> 3285.840] It's okay, Rick. +[3285.840 --> 3286.840] I don't know. +[3286.840 --> 3287.840] This isn't really an impression. +[3287.840 --> 3288.840] Dude. +[3288.840 --> 3289.840] Bro, what the fuck? +[3289.840 --> 3290.840] What is good? +[3290.840 --> 3291.840] I don't know. +[3291.840 --> 3292.840] I don't know. +[3292.840 --> 3293.840] I don't know. +[3293.840 --> 3294.840] I don't know. +[3294.840 --> 3295.840] Bro, what the fuck? +[3295.840 --> 3296.840] What is good? +[3296.840 --> 3297.840] I don't know. +[3297.840 --> 3298.840] What the fuck? +[3298.840 --> 3299.840] What is good? +[3299.840 --> 3300.840] Meat rider. +[3300.840 --> 3301.840] I'm just kidding. +[3301.840 --> 3302.840] It's okay. +[3302.840 --> 3303.840] Where did this is? +[3303.840 --> 3304.840] You want another question? +[3304.840 --> 3305.840] Yeah, man. +[3305.840 --> 3306.840] Like, keep them cranking. +[3306.840 --> 3307.840] You got good questions here. +[3307.840 --> 3308.840] So... +[3308.840 --> 3310.840] Do you think you're faster than me? +[3310.840 --> 3311.840] Yeah. +[3311.840 --> 3312.840] I'm more athletic than you. +[3312.840 --> 3314.840] I could run faster than you. +[3314.840 --> 3316.840] Not faster than you. +[3316.840 --> 3317.840] Oh, dog. +[3317.840 --> 3318.840] Got the door. +[3318.840 --> 3320.840] Loathe you're saying you have endurance, but low endurance. +[3320.840 --> 3321.840] I love that. +[3321.840 --> 3323.840] Double and Tondra. +[3323.840 --> 3324.840] It's okay. +[3324.840 --> 3326.840] Let me think of another good one. +[3328.840 --> 3330.840] Is it technical difficulties? +[3330.840 --> 3332.840] It's technical difficulties. +[3332.840 --> 3333.840] Hey, Sadie. +[3333.840 --> 3334.840] Intruder. +[3334.840 --> 3336.840] Sadie, move me, shooter. +[3336.840 --> 3337.840] Sadie. +[3340.840 --> 3342.840] You can tell Jinksie doesn't feed that dog. +[3342.840 --> 3344.840] No one else is feeding it. +[3344.840 --> 3346.840] That dog does not like Jinksie. +[3346.840 --> 3348.840] I'm just kidding. +[3348.840 --> 3349.840] Exactly. +[3349.840 --> 3351.840] We're looking out to keep that. +[3351.840 --> 3352.840] Keep everything. +[3352.840 --> 3354.840] Make this uncut. +[3354.840 --> 3356.840] Send me the footage. +[3356.840 --> 3358.840] How long have we been recording? +[3358.840 --> 3360.840] I don't know, man. +[3360.840 --> 3362.840] Are you getting nervous? +[3362.840 --> 3363.840] No, but... +[3363.840 --> 3364.840] No. +[3364.840 --> 3365.840] I'm not nervous. +[3365.840 --> 3367.840] I'm just out of questions. +[3367.840 --> 3370.840] Didn't that just talk? +[3370.840 --> 3371.840] Hmm. +[3371.840 --> 3372.840] I don't know. +[3372.840 --> 3374.840] Where do you want to be in five years? +[3374.840 --> 3376.840] I want to own a house. +[3376.840 --> 3378.840] I want to have some money in the bank. +[3378.840 --> 3380.840] Do you want to have a wife and children? +[3380.840 --> 3382.840] I want to have a wife and children. +[3382.840 --> 3384.840] And I want to have a wife and children. +[3384.840 --> 3386.840] I want to have a wife and children. +[3386.840 --> 3388.840] I want to have a wife and children. +[3388.840 --> 3390.840] You don't see my type of guy that wants to get married. +[3390.840 --> 3398.840] Not right now being a dreamer is not the easiest thing to explain to someone. +[3398.840 --> 3402.840] A lot of people think things of me. +[3402.840 --> 3404.840] Not the greatest tender profile. +[3404.840 --> 3408.840] Yeah, and it's like your whole life is on fucking the internet. +[3408.840 --> 3410.840] And I think my future trips aren't best for the ladies. +[3410.840 --> 3414.840] I think my fee-bell retention rates like 5%. +[3414.840 --> 3415.840] It's okay. +[3415.840 --> 3417.840] We're trying to get that in number out, though. +[3417.840 --> 3419.840] We start doing some crazy stuff. +[3419.840 --> 3420.840] I don't know. +[3420.840 --> 3421.840] Like golf. +[3421.840 --> 3422.840] Yeah. +[3422.840 --> 3423.840] Yeah. +[3423.840 --> 3424.840] What percentage of... +[3424.840 --> 3425.840] What percentage of your... +[3425.840 --> 3428.840] What would you say is like the average age of your audience? +[3428.840 --> 3430.840] Like 1835, maybe? +[3430.840 --> 3431.840] Yeah. +[3431.840 --> 3432.840] That's what it says on the thing. +[3432.840 --> 3434.840] You have an NFL audience, for sure. +[3434.840 --> 3436.840] But people rely about their ages, though, on those things. +[3436.840 --> 3437.840] So it's like hard to tell, huh? +[3437.840 --> 3438.840] Is that not true? +[3438.840 --> 3439.840] Yeah. +[3439.840 --> 3440.840] Do you? +[3440.840 --> 3441.840] Loophole there. +[3441.840 --> 3443.840] No, wait, not that type of loophole. +[3443.840 --> 3448.840] I mean, for like, you're talking about Brian, and they need to be older than 18. +[3448.840 --> 3450.840] It says like all of them are 18. +[3450.840 --> 3451.840] I don't know. +[3451.840 --> 3452.840] Yeah. +[3452.840 --> 3454.840] Dude, do you party and shit? +[3454.840 --> 3456.840] I mean, I go to Twin Peaks. +[3456.840 --> 3458.840] Is that a party? +[3458.840 --> 3460.840] I go to Twin Peaks and sometimes I do. +[3460.840 --> 3461.840] What is Twin Peaks? +[3461.840 --> 3462.840] Sometimes I can't drive you. +[3462.840 --> 3463.840] Sometimes I can't drive you. +[3463.840 --> 3464.840] You've talked about Twin Peaks. +[3464.840 --> 3465.840] What is so great about Twin Peaks? +[3465.840 --> 3470.840] I'm going to be in Twin Peaks until you have great service, great ladies, great food, +[3470.840 --> 3477.840] beer is always cold, service is always amazing, always have the TVs in the right spot. +[3477.840 --> 3481.840] They always have the games on 250 PBR. +[3481.840 --> 3484.840] Big, ice cold, bam. +[3484.840 --> 3485.840] Order it from one chick. +[3485.840 --> 3487.840] A different chick drops it off. +[3487.840 --> 3490.840] They got that thing run like NASA. +[3490.840 --> 3494.840] I mean, they could probably put a man on the moon before NASA could. +[3494.840 --> 3497.840] That's why I was here so you're like, I would like to buy one. +[3497.840 --> 3500.840] In five years, I want to own a Twin Peaks. +[3500.840 --> 3502.840] What if he opened one and he- +[3502.840 --> 3504.840] Let's do it, bro, like, okay. +[3504.840 --> 3508.840] Around here you obviously don't have one. +[3508.840 --> 3510.840] You seem like you would love that place. +[3510.840 --> 3511.840] What do you mean? +[3511.840 --> 3515.840] What do you mean I seem like I would love that place? +[3515.840 --> 3517.840] What do you mean it's a great place? +[3517.840 --> 3518.840] I just did it. +[3518.840 --> 3519.840] Don't I just sell you here? +[3519.840 --> 3521.840] And I just sell you on the concept? +[3521.840 --> 3523.840] You want me to show you some pictures? +[3523.840 --> 3525.040] Well, what are the girls wear? +[3525.040 --> 3526.880] Like, is it like hooters, girls? +[3526.880 --> 3528.680] Mmm, depends on the night. +[3528.680 --> 3531.180] Fight night can get a little bit more crazy there. +[3531.180 --> 3534.320] So the girls have like a uniform theme every night? +[3534.320 --> 3537.220] Ever out, you know, pretty much just like hooters. +[3537.220 --> 3539.020] Except a little more flavor. +[3539.020 --> 3539.980] Hooters doesn't have a theme. +[3539.980 --> 3543.520] It's just the same like booty shorts with the bra. +[3543.520 --> 3544.420] They don't have a fucking theme. +[3544.420 --> 3547.020] What'd you seem like you love that stuff? +[3549.020 --> 3551.500] Should we go after this? +[3551.500 --> 3553.100] Dude, is there a twin piece around here? +[3553.200 --> 3554.480] You don't have what, the hooters? +[3554.480 --> 3555.780] Oh, yeah, we'll go to hooters after this. +[3555.780 --> 3557.220] Maybe, I don't know. +[3557.220 --> 3558.100] That's the face of that. +[3558.100 --> 3559.440] He looks like he's scared hooters. +[3559.440 --> 3562.100] Hooters sounds great right now, actually. +[3562.100 --> 3564.980] I can feel my stomach rumbling. +[3564.980 --> 3567.240] In blood flowing to my other head. +[3567.240 --> 3568.380] I'm just kidding. +[3568.380 --> 3569.640] All right, what's your next question sketch? +[3569.640 --> 3570.680] My next question? +[3570.680 --> 3572.780] Hmm. +[3572.780 --> 3574.280] Where do you see yourself in five years? +[3574.280 --> 3576.040] That's a good question. +[3576.040 --> 3577.100] I hate that question. +[3577.100 --> 3577.920] Fuck that question. +[3577.920 --> 3578.440] Well, I'm cute. +[3578.440 --> 3579.620] You asked it to me. +[3579.620 --> 3581.120] Dude, yeah, I'm gonna make you ask. +[3581.120 --> 3582.120] Yeah, I'm gonna make you answer. +[3582.120 --> 3583.220] You're fucking hate that question, though, +[3583.220 --> 3585.860] because like, bro, what's five years? +[3585.860 --> 3588.120] A year ago, I would not have seen myself +[3588.120 --> 3589.980] where I am a year later today. +[3589.980 --> 3592.460] What, with a weird guy sitting next to you. +[3592.460 --> 3593.300] No, no. +[3593.300 --> 3594.460] With a crusty jersey on. +[3594.460 --> 3595.460] Yeah, actually, yeah. +[3595.460 --> 3597.160] I could not see myself doing this a year ago. +[3597.160 --> 3599.260] So, like, five years from now, dude, +[3599.260 --> 3603.180] I might be like, I might be homeless in five years, bro. +[3603.180 --> 3604.180] I might crash out. +[3604.180 --> 3605.420] I might crash out, bro. +[3605.420 --> 3608.540] I might, or I might be a fuckingjing in there, +[3608.540 --> 3610.780] or I might be homeless, bro, right? +[3610.780 --> 3612.720] I hate that, fuck that question. +[3612.720 --> 3614.520] Fuck you. +[3614.520 --> 3615.360] I'm kidding. +[3615.360 --> 3616.200] It's okay. +[3616.200 --> 3617.200] But fuck that question, real shit. +[3617.200 --> 3618.040] That's a bullshit. +[3618.040 --> 3619.560] You want a better question? +[3619.560 --> 3620.400] Mm-hmm. +[3620.400 --> 3622.760] Have any girls from high school hit you up? +[3622.760 --> 3624.900] Not like in high school, from your high school? +[3624.900 --> 3625.900] Oh, yeah. +[3625.900 --> 3626.740] Fairfied. +[3626.740 --> 3628.560] Especially, like, now, after everything, but... +[3628.560 --> 3629.960] What did they say? +[3629.960 --> 3631.640] Cheeksy. +[3631.640 --> 3632.480] Oh, no, no. +[3632.480 --> 3635.240] Oh, hey, I remembered you from Science Glass. +[3635.240 --> 3636.680] You were so funny. +[3636.680 --> 3637.680] We should hang out. +[3637.680 --> 3640.640] You didn't talk to many ladies back then, did you? +[3640.640 --> 3643.120] They all tried to find you now. +[3643.120 --> 3644.120] I'm just kidding. +[3644.120 --> 3647.120] I was... +[3647.120 --> 3649.160] Made lots of friends. +[3649.160 --> 3650.160] So many of me. +[3650.160 --> 3653.400] Were you popular in high school? +[3653.400 --> 3654.400] No, but... +[3654.400 --> 3655.400] Dude, that... +[3655.400 --> 3656.600] I mean, like, I knew people, like... +[3656.600 --> 3659.320] Bro, that high school popularity shit, that's, dude, +[3659.320 --> 3666.320] that's a fucked up fucking, like, sculptural cunts. +[3666.320 --> 3668.080] Cultural concept. +[3668.080 --> 3669.200] Yeah. +[3669.200 --> 3670.400] I just don't subscribe. +[3670.400 --> 3671.400] You know what I mean? +[3671.400 --> 3673.480] I don't subscribe to that type of... +[3673.480 --> 3677.280] Dude, I think we said it earlier, but we are stone right now. +[3677.280 --> 3678.280] One of us is... +[3678.280 --> 3682.080] And one of us is getting... +[3682.080 --> 3683.080] Who this is? +[3683.080 --> 3684.080] Could be worse. +[3684.080 --> 3685.080] Dude, but that... +[3685.080 --> 3686.080] Bro, come on. +[3686.080 --> 3687.080] Let me lock in. +[3687.080 --> 3691.080] Bro, that high school popularity shit is fucked up, bro. +[3691.080 --> 3695.600] Like, you have kids who literally have, like, the lowest self-esteem ever, because, like, +[3695.600 --> 3697.120] they don't have friends, or... +[3697.120 --> 3698.680] Dude, high school... +[3698.680 --> 3699.880] This is all high school, does, bro. +[3699.880 --> 3702.160] High school literally just kills your self-esteem. +[3702.160 --> 3703.760] Bad grades, idiot. +[3703.760 --> 3706.720] No friends, loser. +[3706.720 --> 3707.720] Tiny dick, pussy. +[3707.720 --> 3709.600] You know what I'm saying? +[3709.600 --> 3712.400] And, like, I related to that one up until I was, like, 17. +[3712.400 --> 3714.720] But, dude, high school just kills your fucking... +[3714.720 --> 3716.600] It kills your spirit, bro. +[3716.600 --> 3718.240] It kills your self-esteem. +[3718.240 --> 3719.240] Fuck that shit. +[3719.240 --> 3720.240] That is true. +[3720.240 --> 3721.240] High school is fun, though. +[3721.240 --> 3722.240] I'd like high school. +[3722.240 --> 3723.240] I don't know. +[3723.240 --> 3724.240] Well, I know responsibility. +[3724.240 --> 3728.680] You just get a class, and then, like, your friends in the whole way. +[3728.680 --> 3731.760] And then, I just don't subscribe to the whatever people are. +[3731.760 --> 3736.520] But, like, I mean, like, for some people, it's like that, you know what I mean? +[3736.520 --> 3743.000] As long as you don't look at, like, higher arcades or anything like that, like, in real life, +[3743.000 --> 3744.000] it's like... +[3744.000 --> 3746.600] That's kind of why, like, where are my shoes? +[3746.600 --> 3747.880] I don't give a fuck. +[3747.880 --> 3748.880] People say about them. +[3748.880 --> 3750.880] They're comfortable, you know what I mean? +[3750.880 --> 3751.880] Yeah. +[3751.880 --> 3752.880] Let's kick ass, dog. +[3752.880 --> 3753.880] Bro, that's so dope. +[3753.880 --> 3755.480] Motivate the streets there. +[3755.480 --> 3758.240] Dude, you're wearing fucking air monarchs right now. +[3758.240 --> 3761.160] You're saying that, like, kids are fat, dude. +[3761.160 --> 3762.160] They're great. +[3762.160 --> 3763.160] They're great. +[3763.160 --> 3764.160] I mean, they're... +[3764.160 --> 3765.160] But this is why you're real sketch. +[3765.160 --> 3766.160] They're plain white. +[3766.160 --> 3770.320] Sketch, you're wearing air monarchs with $12 million in your bank account. +[3770.320 --> 3771.880] You know what I'm saying? +[3771.880 --> 3772.880] That's dope, shit, bro. +[3772.880 --> 3773.880] Maybe. +[3773.880 --> 3775.280] One day, it will be there. +[3775.280 --> 3777.800] Right now, it's more... +[3777.800 --> 3780.480] Take off seven zeroes, and then add a minus on. +[3780.480 --> 3781.480] No, I'm just kidding. +[3781.480 --> 3783.480] It's not going to go. +[3783.480 --> 3785.760] You know, we're going, we're working on that for it. +[3785.760 --> 3786.760] Do you care about money? +[3786.760 --> 3788.760] I don't see you as a person that cares about money. +[3788.760 --> 3791.760] I mean, money to be able to do what she wants. +[3791.760 --> 3792.760] I don't really care. +[3792.760 --> 3793.760] Yeah, you don't really care. +[3793.760 --> 3795.760] You're a financial freedom, but I don't like your that. +[3795.760 --> 3797.760] You're a share to be a billionaire, and you think like that? +[3797.760 --> 3798.760] Yeah. +[3798.760 --> 3799.760] That's where it gets fucking weird, bro. +[3799.760 --> 3802.760] Is where guys are like, I need to make another billion. +[3802.760 --> 3804.760] That's where it gets like a woe, brother. +[3804.760 --> 3805.760] Well, take this. +[3805.760 --> 3807.760] Lay off the fucking add-on-all for one thing. +[3807.760 --> 3808.760] It is nice to win. +[3808.760 --> 3811.760] But like, it's like, you know, if you start traveling or something, +[3811.760 --> 3812.760] it's like you look at... +[3812.760 --> 3813.760] Row, fuck. +[3813.760 --> 3815.760] First class would be cool. +[3815.760 --> 3818.760] People say like, money doesn't buy happiness. +[3818.760 --> 3820.760] They're right, but money does buy freedom, +[3820.760 --> 3822.760] which can eventually lead to happiness. +[3822.760 --> 3823.760] That is true. +[3823.760 --> 3826.760] Bro, the people that are like, oh, money doesn't buy happiness. +[3826.760 --> 3829.760] It's like, and then you're waking up at six in the morning to an alarm. +[3829.760 --> 3833.760] And then your boss is like, get the fuck in work right now, +[3833.760 --> 3834.760] or you're fucking fired. +[3834.760 --> 3837.760] Like, yeah, bro, like having the freedom to just wake up whenever you want +[3837.760 --> 3839.760] and do whatever the fuck you want with your day, +[3839.760 --> 3841.760] you're going to naturally be more happy. +[3841.760 --> 3842.760] Yeah. +[3842.760 --> 3844.760] And that's what's nice about the freedom of... +[3844.760 --> 3847.760] with the shame stuff, because you need to make money whenever you want. +[3847.760 --> 3848.760] You know what I mean? +[3848.760 --> 3850.760] When did you quit your job? +[3850.760 --> 3852.760] I mean, I was working for my dad. +[3852.760 --> 3858.760] I quit, um, like, January 15th or something like that. +[3858.760 --> 3861.760] And it's been nice. +[3861.760 --> 3863.760] I don't know what to do during the day. +[3863.760 --> 3866.760] People don't want to hang out on the weekend days. +[3866.760 --> 3870.760] That's why, you know, I was thinking about moving here. +[3870.760 --> 3873.760] Being with my friend, Jeansie here. +[3873.760 --> 3874.760] No. +[3874.760 --> 3876.760] But, uh, that is cool. +[3876.760 --> 3877.760] Wait, what was it called? +[3877.760 --> 3878.760] Say the question more, John. +[3878.760 --> 3880.760] Oh! +[3880.760 --> 3882.760] Um, when did you quit your job? +[3882.760 --> 3884.760] Oh, January 15th. +[3884.760 --> 3885.760] Fam. +[3885.760 --> 3886.760] That one was easy. +[3886.760 --> 3887.760] But like, what about you? +[3887.760 --> 3888.760] Did you ever have a job? +[3888.760 --> 3889.760] You just always... +[3889.760 --> 3890.760] Do you like to order pizza or something, bro? +[3890.760 --> 3891.760] My stomach is... +[3891.760 --> 3892.760] I might ask, alright. +[3892.760 --> 3893.760] Dude, did I ever have a job? +[3893.760 --> 3894.760] Interesting story. +[3894.760 --> 3896.760] No, I've never worked a job. +[3896.760 --> 3898.760] I went right into streaming. +[3898.760 --> 3901.760] So, when I was a... +[3901.760 --> 3904.760] It was my junior year of summer. +[3904.760 --> 3906.760] It was my junior year of summer in high school. +[3906.760 --> 3909.760] And, um, I applied to work at Publix. +[3909.760 --> 3912.760] And I got, like, declined after, like, the interview process. +[3912.760 --> 3914.760] Because I had bad grades. +[3914.760 --> 3915.760] And I wasn't... +[3915.760 --> 3917.760] Like, they want to see a kid who has good grades, good attendance. +[3917.760 --> 3920.760] And he's in, like, clubs and extra-curricular activities. +[3920.760 --> 3922.760] I had, like, bad grades, bad attendance. +[3922.760 --> 3923.760] Wasn't any clubs. +[3923.760 --> 3927.760] So, Publix was like, uh, yeah, no, you're not getting a job here. +[3927.760 --> 3929.760] Which, I do think, if I did get hired, +[3929.760 --> 3931.760] I would have way less free time to stream. +[3931.760 --> 3932.760] So, it ended up helping out. +[3932.760 --> 3935.760] But, um, at first, bro, that was like a knock on the morale. +[3935.760 --> 3937.760] Like, fuck, I can't work at a grocery store. +[3937.760 --> 3938.760] Yeah. +[3938.760 --> 3939.760] That is brutal. +[3939.760 --> 3940.760] I started off early. +[3940.760 --> 3943.760] I worked, like, with students that turned 16. +[3943.760 --> 3945.760] I worked, like, serving food. +[3945.760 --> 3946.760] Worked at a retirement home. +[3946.760 --> 3949.760] Yeah. So, my biggest fear is, like, when all this streaming +[3949.760 --> 3951.760] shit's over, like, how am I even going to re-adapt? +[3951.760 --> 3952.760] Because, like, I've never worked a job before. +[3952.760 --> 3954.760] Well, the nice thing is, like, you have money to invest. +[3954.760 --> 3957.760] So, you need to be, like, an investor on some type of stuff. +[3957.760 --> 3958.760] Yeah. +[3958.760 --> 3960.760] I know you said you love crypto. +[3960.760 --> 3961.760] No, I didn't. +[3961.760 --> 3963.760] No, I didn't. +[3963.760 --> 3964.760] Real estate's good. +[3964.760 --> 3965.760] I would buy real estate if I were you. +[3965.760 --> 3966.760] I would buy a ranch. +[3966.760 --> 3967.760] That's what I would do. +[3967.760 --> 3968.760] Yeah. +[3968.760 --> 3969.760] Okay. +[3969.760 --> 3970.760] I will. +[3970.760 --> 3975.760] I'll buy a ranch, like, sometime this year. +[3975.760 --> 3976.760] That would be cool. +[3976.760 --> 3977.760] But, that would be by a campaign. +[3977.760 --> 3978.760] With like, a thousand-shit? +[3978.760 --> 3979.760] A hundred acres. +[3979.760 --> 3980.760] Cows? +[3980.760 --> 3982.760] No, I'm like, not cows. +[3982.760 --> 3983.760] More than a hundred. +[3983.760 --> 3985.760] Dude, where do you want to live when you're older? +[3985.760 --> 3987.760] Like, let's say when you're, like, 40, 50, 60, +[3987.760 --> 3988.760] maybe you're retired. +[3988.760 --> 3989.760] Where do you want to live? +[3989.760 --> 3990.760] Hmm. +[3990.760 --> 3991.760] I would live in Utah. +[3991.760 --> 3992.760] Utah would be cool. +[3992.760 --> 3993.760] Bro, you're in Texas. +[3993.760 --> 3995.760] Actually, no, I don't know about Utah. +[3995.760 --> 3997.760] Went there for the first time. +[3997.760 --> 3998.760] Was cool. +[3998.760 --> 4001.760] But there are some negatives there. +[4001.760 --> 4004.760] Bro, wait, what are the negatives of Utah? +[4004.760 --> 4007.760] You can't, like, buy beer on Sunday. +[4007.760 --> 4010.760] But they have some pretty stiff laws there. +[4010.760 --> 4011.760] Dude, you're like a frat boy, bro. +[4011.760 --> 4013.760] No, it's just, so many football. +[4013.760 --> 4015.760] And then you got to, like, schedule that stuff. +[4015.760 --> 4016.760] And it's in a different time zone. +[4016.760 --> 4018.760] I like living in Central. +[4018.760 --> 4022.760] You have 12 o'clock games, three o'clock games, seven o'clock games. +[4022.760 --> 4025.760] So probably somewhere in Central. +[4025.760 --> 4026.760] Eastern would be kind of weird. +[4026.760 --> 4028.760] Do you watch it at 11 a.m.? +[4028.760 --> 4030.760] Football games? +[4030.760 --> 4032.760] Dude, I watch football games in Eastern. +[4032.760 --> 4033.760] Is that one p.m.? +[4033.760 --> 4035.760] That's like one p.m., yeah. +[4035.760 --> 4036.760] That doesn't sound fun. +[4036.760 --> 4038.760] It's time for new news. +[4038.760 --> 4040.760] Ryan Garcia. +[4040.760 --> 4041.760] Oh. +[4041.760 --> 4042.760] Oh, yeah. +[4042.760 --> 4043.760] You were in that thing? +[4043.760 --> 4045.760] You were in that Ryan Garcia thing? +[4045.760 --> 4046.760] I don't really know. +[4046.760 --> 4047.760] Yeah, that's... +[4047.760 --> 4049.760] That's a little bit of a touch of your subject. +[4049.760 --> 4051.760] The Ryan Garcia thing with... +[4051.760 --> 4052.760] We need to skip it, then. +[4052.760 --> 4054.760] I have no clue what it's about. +[4054.760 --> 4055.760] Well, um... +[4055.760 --> 4057.760] I mean, you have no clue what it's about? +[4057.760 --> 4060.760] I saw a clip of it or something, but I didn't dig into it. +[4060.760 --> 4062.760] I just felt that she were in it. +[4062.760 --> 4066.760] Basically, Andrew T. invited Ryan Garcia on his, like, Twitter space +[4066.760 --> 4067.760] to, like, give him a voice. +[4067.760 --> 4069.760] I guess he's, like, you can talk here. +[4069.760 --> 4071.760] And then it started off. +[4071.760 --> 4074.760] And, like, literally in the first, like, minute, +[4074.760 --> 4078.760] Ryan Garcia said, like, elites, like, tied him down +[4078.760 --> 4081.760] and then made him watch, like, I can't say, on YouTube, +[4081.760 --> 4084.760] but, like, made him watch, like, graphic stuff. +[4084.760 --> 4085.760] And, um... +[4085.760 --> 4089.760] A lot of people are, like, saying, um, he's, like, crazy. +[4089.760 --> 4091.760] It does sound like he's either hasn't slapped +[4091.760 --> 4093.760] or he's definitely on, like, some type of drugs. +[4093.760 --> 4094.760] But, um... +[4094.760 --> 4095.760] Yeah. +[4095.760 --> 4098.760] What do you think of, like, that? +[4098.760 --> 4101.760] That's a wild one to dump on me. +[4101.760 --> 4102.760] Well, I do... +[4102.760 --> 4104.760] Well, I do not say, Jamie, like, I don't know. +[4104.760 --> 4105.760] We were having a good conversation. +[4105.760 --> 4106.760] I do love that. +[4106.760 --> 4107.760] I do love that. +[4107.760 --> 4108.760] So, what's your take on that? +[4108.760 --> 4109.760] Well, no, I don't love that. +[4109.760 --> 4110.760] I love, uh... +[4110.760 --> 4111.760] Oh, my God. +[4111.760 --> 4113.760] I guess throwing out the subject, I guess. +[4113.760 --> 4114.760] Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. +[4114.760 --> 4115.760] Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. +[4115.760 --> 4116.760] Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. +[4116.760 --> 4117.760] That's awesome. +[4117.760 --> 4118.760] I guess they're going to throw hands. +[4118.760 --> 4119.760] They're going to Jake Paul. +[4119.760 --> 4122.760] Steel with another victory from an old man. +[4122.760 --> 4124.760] Yeah, dude. +[4124.760 --> 4126.760] Mike Tyson, he's... +[4126.760 --> 4127.760] I don't know what's his thing. +[4127.760 --> 4129.760] Is he, like, need money or something? +[4129.760 --> 4130.760] I don't think he needs money. +[4130.760 --> 4131.760] No, he doesn't need money. +[4131.760 --> 4133.760] He just doing it for fun? +[4133.760 --> 4135.760] What's up with Jake Paul, um... +[4135.760 --> 4138.760] Like, only fighting people who are, like, retired. +[4138.760 --> 4141.760] Or, like, they're, like, not an accomplished boxer. +[4141.760 --> 4143.760] I don't know who the last person he box was. +[4143.760 --> 4144.760] That might have been a real boxer. +[4144.760 --> 4146.760] I didn't even know that was a fight. +[4146.760 --> 4148.760] Dude, you know, Jake Paul actually needs to fight +[4148.760 --> 4150.760] where it would be, like, people would watch it. +[4150.760 --> 4151.760] We can't see. +[4151.760 --> 4152.760] That was sick. +[4152.760 --> 4154.760] Well, this... this is the first fight in a while that I've seen, like, +[4154.760 --> 4155.760] they've really promoted it. +[4155.760 --> 4158.760] If Jake Paul and KSI fought, who do you think would win? +[4158.760 --> 4159.760] I think Jake would win. +[4159.760 --> 4160.760] Jake Paul. +[4160.760 --> 4161.760] He's good. +[4161.760 --> 4162.760] I mean, it's... +[4162.760 --> 4164.760] KSI was, like, a natural boxer, but Jake, +[4164.760 --> 4165.760] it's his whole life at this point. +[4165.760 --> 4167.760] He's good. I'm just waiting for him to box, like, um... +[4167.760 --> 4169.760] An active, kind of, like... +[4169.760 --> 4171.760] I don't know who box was. +[4171.760 --> 4173.760] Brian Garcia would be good one. +[4173.760 --> 4174.760] Yeah. +[4174.760 --> 4175.760] Brian Garcia versus Jake Paul. +[4175.760 --> 4177.760] I just don't really pay attention to boxing as much. +[4177.760 --> 4178.760] I usually watch UFC. +[4178.760 --> 4179.760] That's what I like more. +[4179.760 --> 4181.760] Who's your favorite UFC fighter? +[4182.760 --> 4183.760] Ever... +[4183.760 --> 4186.760] Like, BJ Paner, someone, and then... +[4186.760 --> 4187.760] Yeah. +[4187.760 --> 4188.760] You're, like, deep into UFC. +[4189.760 --> 4191.760] Yeah, we used to watch it, like, we go hunting and spike TV, +[4191.760 --> 4192.760] be, like, the only thing on, like... +[4192.760 --> 4193.760] You watch, uh, my... +[4193.760 --> 4194.760] I see you. +[4194.760 --> 4195.760] Adesonia? +[4195.760 --> 4196.760] Yeah. +[4196.760 --> 4197.760] Adesonia's coolest fuck. +[4197.760 --> 4198.760] He's good. +[4198.760 --> 4199.760] I'm like, he's a monster. +[4199.760 --> 4200.760] Sean O'Malley's a monster. +[4200.760 --> 4203.760] Have you ever seen, um, like, Anemey's or not? +[4204.760 --> 4205.760] I watch Death Note, too. +[4205.760 --> 4206.760] Ironically. +[4206.760 --> 4210.760] Do you see, bro, Adesonia, where he wrote the guys, like, you know, +[4210.760 --> 4211.760] that was so hard, bro. +[4211.760 --> 4212.760] Yeah, that was sick. +[4212.760 --> 4214.760] He's got some good celebrations. +[4214.760 --> 4215.760] He's got... +[4215.760 --> 4216.760] He's got... +[4216.760 --> 4217.760] He's got a good character. +[4218.760 --> 4219.760] I don't know. +[4219.760 --> 4220.760] Actually, it'd be... +[4220.760 --> 4221.760] My favorite beat, Conor McGregor. +[4221.760 --> 4222.760] Conor McGregor's set. +[4224.760 --> 4225.760] It's okay. Sorry. +[4225.760 --> 4226.760] Interesting. +[4227.760 --> 4229.760] So, wait, um... +[4229.760 --> 4232.760] What do you think of, like, the current state of streaming +[4232.760 --> 4234.760] with rival platforms and shit? +[4234.760 --> 4235.760] Because... +[4235.760 --> 4238.760] You love to kick up a shit storm, don't you? +[4238.760 --> 4240.760] You're just going to go around. +[4240.760 --> 4241.760] I don't know. +[4241.760 --> 4244.760] You know, throw me some money over here. +[4244.760 --> 4246.760] I might, uh, my join them. +[4247.760 --> 4249.760] Like, do I like the color green? +[4249.760 --> 4250.760] I like the color green. +[4250.760 --> 4251.760] So, um... +[4251.760 --> 4253.760] Like, what do you think of... +[4253.760 --> 4255.760] Like, if you look at the streaming space five years ago, +[4255.760 --> 4257.760] there wasn't even, like, really... +[4257.760 --> 4259.760] Yeah, there was YouTube streaming, but nobody takes YouTube streaming, +[4259.760 --> 4261.760] like, seriously, because it's a video platform. +[4261.760 --> 4263.760] Five years ago, it was just Twitch, and now there's, like, +[4263.760 --> 4266.760] kick and rumble, and, like, what do you think of, like... +[4266.760 --> 4268.760] What do you think of the other streaming platforms? +[4268.760 --> 4270.760] Like, what do you think of, kick? +[4270.760 --> 4271.760] What do you think of, rumble? +[4271.760 --> 4272.760] What do you think of, Twitch? +[4272.760 --> 4275.760] I don't really use rumble, but, like, I kick. +[4275.760 --> 4278.760] Like, I'll go in there sometimes just to, like, see what other people are doing. +[4278.760 --> 4280.760] But, like, I mostly spend my time on Twitch, +[4280.760 --> 4281.760] just because that's what I'm on. +[4281.760 --> 4283.760] Well, like, I like... +[4283.760 --> 4287.760] I like, to get the thing about, like, other streamers and more... +[4287.760 --> 4290.760] The more other streamers are doing it, like, they're good at promoting it. +[4290.760 --> 4293.760] So, like, the more streamers that do it, like, +[4293.760 --> 4298.760] add, it's, like, you know, more of the floor base for other people. +[4298.760 --> 4300.760] Yeah, I mean, you are your streamers. +[4300.760 --> 4301.760] You know what I mean? +[4301.760 --> 4304.760] Like, that's what your platform becomes, is, like, the content and the streamers +[4304.760 --> 4305.760] and the, like, the content. +[4305.760 --> 4306.760] Yeah, you know what I mean? +[4306.760 --> 4307.760] Yeah. +[4307.760 --> 4309.760] But, like, I mean, everyone I watch is pretty much on Twitch. +[4309.760 --> 4311.760] Like, I watch them at Eden Ross, but, like, yeah, I watch Aiden, yeah. +[4311.760 --> 4312.760] It's just, um... +[4312.760 --> 4314.760] He's definitely the biggest streamer on kick. +[4314.760 --> 4315.760] Yeah. +[4315.760 --> 4317.760] Yeah, he's, I mean, he does a lot of cool shit. +[4317.760 --> 4320.760] Same, like, I watch XCC, but he bounces back between both of them. +[4320.760 --> 4323.760] So, like, I'll go watch him on that or something. +[4323.760 --> 4325.760] But, uh... +[4325.760 --> 4328.760] Yeah, like, I've been like... +[4328.760 --> 4329.760] I don't know. +[4329.760 --> 4333.760] If you have, like, a dream NFL player that you would want to do, like, a mad and streamer... +[4334.760 --> 4335.760] See you guys traveling. +[4336.760 --> 4337.760] Yeah. I bet he would do it, bro. +[4337.760 --> 4339.760] I talked to him in the DMs. +[4339.760 --> 4342.760] It'd be a tee-and-happin' and I just need to get my room clean. +[4342.760 --> 4343.760] I don't know. My room is pretty good. +[4343.760 --> 4344.760] Wait, he's gonna GA'm to your house, bro? +[4344.760 --> 4346.760] Well, I don't know what, oh, well, like, I didn't even... +[4346.760 --> 4350.760] No, I'm just like, if anyone's gonna come to my house, it's pretty, uh... +[4350.760 --> 4352.760] Pretty ratchet right now. +[4352.760 --> 4353.760] I don't know, I feel, uh... +[4353.760 --> 4354.760] I told you, I eat my bed. +[4354.760 --> 4356.760] It's probably a problem. +[4356.760 --> 4358.760] But I'm gonna fix that. +[4358.760 --> 4359.760] What's wrong with that? +[4359.760 --> 4361.760] You don't ever eat in your bed, there? +[4362.760 --> 4364.760] Dude, I don't even like busting nuts in my bed, bro. +[4364.760 --> 4365.760] That's a wild statement. +[4365.760 --> 4368.760] I like to keep it to pizza, not your penis. +[4370.760 --> 4372.760] How often do you stroke your dick? +[4372.760 --> 4373.760] Wild question. +[4373.760 --> 4374.760] Why is it a... +[4374.760 --> 4375.760] Actually? +[4375.760 --> 4376.760] What do you mean? It's like a... +[4376.760 --> 4377.760] Morning and night, bro? +[4377.760 --> 4380.760] I do, I'm like doing a hard 75 type of deal right now. +[4380.760 --> 4382.760] I do a cardio. +[4384.760 --> 4386.760] And then I do a physical work. +[4386.760 --> 4388.760] The best time to just like... +[4389.760 --> 4392.760] Just obliterate your dick is right after a workout, bro. +[4392.760 --> 4394.760] That's the bad bro. +[4395.760 --> 4396.760] Yeah. +[4396.760 --> 4398.760] Punching the guy down there? +[4398.760 --> 4400.760] Well, no, I mean... +[4400.760 --> 4402.760] Or like, dude, post... +[4402.760 --> 4404.760] The tweeters got coulaces on it. +[4404.760 --> 4405.760] It's been... +[4405.760 --> 4406.760] It's not enough. +[4406.760 --> 4407.760] It's actually these things that purple heart here. +[4407.760 --> 4409.760] Or like in your war veteran. +[4409.760 --> 4412.760] I mean, you know what I mean, bro. +[4412.760 --> 4413.760] Yeah, when you're tired. +[4414.760 --> 4415.760] Let's go. +[4415.760 --> 4416.760] That's awesome. +[4417.760 --> 4419.760] Dude, let's go right now. +[4419.760 --> 4421.760] You got any more questions? +[4421.760 --> 4423.760] Or do you want to insert us in random Twitter drama for no reason? +[4423.760 --> 4425.760] It was something spicy here. +[4427.760 --> 4429.760] Hmm, let's a crazy thing. +[4429.760 --> 4430.760] I don't know. +[4430.760 --> 4433.760] What do you like to watch on TV right now? +[4433.760 --> 4434.760] You know, watch TV? +[4434.760 --> 4436.760] You have to talk right now if you don't watch TV. +[4436.760 --> 4438.760] Greatest show ever, breaking bad. No. +[4438.760 --> 4439.760] You haven't finished that? +[4439.760 --> 4440.760] I've seen it. +[4440.760 --> 4441.760] Greatest show ever, breaking bad. +[4441.760 --> 4444.760] One of the other greatest shows ever, Ozark. +[4444.760 --> 4445.760] If you've ever seen Ozark. +[4445.760 --> 4446.760] You're hitting me with both those. +[4446.760 --> 4447.760] You're turning me on. +[4447.760 --> 4448.760] You like Ozark? +[4448.760 --> 4449.760] Yeah. +[4449.760 --> 4450.760] Those are the Narkos. +[4450.760 --> 4451.760] Let me throw out another one. +[4451.760 --> 4452.760] Narkos, fucking amazing, bro. +[4452.760 --> 4454.760] Oh my god, that shows so fucking. +[4454.760 --> 4455.760] The Sipranos, have you seen that? +[4455.760 --> 4456.760] No. +[4456.760 --> 4458.760] You're missing it. +[4458.760 --> 4459.760] You're missing it. +[4459.760 --> 4460.760] This is really good. +[4460.760 --> 4461.760] It is good. It's one of the best shows ever. +[4461.760 --> 4463.760] I would bet you you'd like it too. +[4463.760 --> 4466.760] If you like Narkos and stuff, you just gotta give it some time. +[4466.760 --> 4467.760] It's long. +[4467.760 --> 4469.760] Have you ever watched the office? +[4469.760 --> 4470.760] Yeah. +[4470.760 --> 4471.760] I watch all of the office. +[4471.760 --> 4472.760] That one's easy. +[4472.760 --> 4473.760] There's a lot like Parking Rec. +[4473.760 --> 4474.760] That's easy. +[4474.760 --> 4475.760] Yeah. +[4475.760 --> 4476.760] There's a lot of, I don't know. +[4476.760 --> 4478.760] So you're a big comedy guy? +[4478.760 --> 4480.760] Yeah, it's just not as been as much. +[4480.760 --> 4483.760] I like Will Ferro and he just hasn't been put in shit out lately. +[4483.760 --> 4484.760] And then like, I don't know. +[4484.760 --> 4485.760] There's something like, did you just move? +[4485.760 --> 4488.760] Did you are banging the fuck out of that couch, bro? +[4488.760 --> 4492.760] Is that gonna make, there could be noise problem there? +[4492.760 --> 4493.760] Is there? +[4493.760 --> 4494.760] Oh, sorry. +[4494.760 --> 4495.760] Okay. +[4495.760 --> 4497.760] I can't stand still. +[4497.760 --> 4502.760] Could you ever see yourself acting in a movie or a show sketch? +[4502.760 --> 4504.760] I cannot memorize shit. +[4504.760 --> 4509.760] That's why thinking of questions right now is kind of throwing me fairly. +[4509.760 --> 4510.760] Bro, what's your IQ? +[4510.760 --> 4512.760] Have you ever taken an IQ test? +[4512.760 --> 4513.760] It's triple digits. +[4513.760 --> 4515.760] Sneakos was like 93. +[4515.760 --> 4517.760] What's the best you can do? +[4517.760 --> 4518.760] Well, I don't think there's a limit. +[4518.760 --> 4522.760] But like, if you're over like 140 or like a genius, I think if you're over 200, +[4522.760 --> 4525.760] you're like too smart or you can't even think. +[4525.760 --> 4526.760] I'm pretty sure. +[4526.760 --> 4527.760] I don't know how IQ works. +[4527.760 --> 4528.760] What's yours? +[4528.760 --> 4530.760] I'm pretty sure if your IQ is like 115. +[4530.760 --> 4535.760] But are you sure if your IQ is over 200, you're like brain, can't even process how intelligent you are? +[4535.760 --> 4536.760] I don't know. +[4536.760 --> 4540.760] That's a good, I don't know much about IQ. +[4540.760 --> 4541.760] I haven't done any. +[4541.760 --> 4542.760] I haven't done one. +[4542.760 --> 4545.760] So, I mean, if you want to give me some, what do you want to, +[4545.760 --> 4548.760] well, who's the first president of the United States? +[4548.760 --> 4549.760] George Washington. +[4549.760 --> 4550.760] George Washington. +[4550.760 --> 4551.760] Give me a quiz, bro. +[4551.760 --> 4553.760] Give me a history quiz. +[4553.760 --> 4555.760] History quiz right now, five bucks. +[4555.760 --> 4557.760] What's the biggest state in the United States? +[4557.760 --> 4560.760] The biggest state in the United States, California. +[4560.760 --> 4561.760] I thought it was Alaska. +[4561.760 --> 4562.760] Fuck Alaska. +[4562.760 --> 4563.760] Oh god, you're not. +[4563.760 --> 4565.760] Give me one, you zero. +[4565.760 --> 4567.760] Give me a couple more questions. +[4567.760 --> 4568.760] Okay. +[4568.760 --> 4569.760] History quiz. +[4569.760 --> 4572.760] What's, what's, +[4572.760 --> 4577.760] can you name the seven wonders of the world? +[4577.760 --> 4579.760] Leaning Tower of Pisa. +[4579.760 --> 4582.760] Eiffel Tower. +[4582.760 --> 4583.760] Great Pyramids. +[4583.760 --> 4585.760] Easter Egg Island. +[4585.760 --> 4594.760] The Ocean's in 18th Stadium. +[4594.760 --> 4596.760] Wait, how wrong was I? +[4596.760 --> 4597.760] No, I have no clue. +[4597.760 --> 4599.760] I was hoping you were going to riff a ball fair. +[4599.760 --> 4602.760] I was giving you a bringing complicated question. +[4602.760 --> 4604.760] I, I don't know. +[4604.760 --> 4606.760] I'm new to this whole podcast thing. +[4606.760 --> 4608.760] This thing has been awesome. +[4608.760 --> 4610.760] Are you loving this? +[4610.760 --> 4612.760] Are you loving what we're doing here? +[4612.760 --> 4614.760] This is going to be awesome. +[4614.760 --> 4616.760] I can't wait to see how much people. +[4616.760 --> 4619.760] I can't wait to see the comments all this video, bro. +[4619.760 --> 4621.760] I can see them now. +[4621.760 --> 4623.760] Add in this to the edge playlist. +[4623.760 --> 4625.760] Interviewing in an alert. +[4625.760 --> 4630.760] Dude, I want to wrap this up just because I really want to like order a pizza right now or something. +[4630.760 --> 4631.760] You down? +[4631.760 --> 4632.760] I'm down. +[4632.760 --> 4633.760] Please. +[4633.760 --> 4637.760] A great podcast. +[4637.760 --> 4638.760] Sketch. +[4638.760 --> 4640.760] You have any messages to the people or no? +[4640.760 --> 4642.760] I met Jingsie's house. +[4643.760 --> 4645.760] I might be here for six, four months. +[4645.760 --> 4646.760] Click the subscribe button. +[4646.760 --> 4647.760] Pussy! diff --git a/transcript/podcast_fLaslONQAKM.txt b/transcript/podcast_fLaslONQAKM.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e39d259ad6cdaee277fc4cec14922f0d4f68be0e --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_fLaslONQAKM.txt @@ -0,0 +1,175 @@ +[0.000 --> 1.000] The +[1.000 --> 16.440] NONVERBELS is everything that communicates but is not a word. +[16.440 --> 22.440] This beautiful theater, it's communicating to us. +[22.440 --> 27.520] How you sit is communicating to us. +[27.520 --> 36.000] The things that you attach to yourself, a purse, a pen, a fancy car, all these things +[36.000 --> 38.280] are communicating. +[38.280 --> 43.280] How you look at others communicates. +[43.280 --> 49.840] And all day long we are communicating non-verbally. +[49.840 --> 52.280] All day long. +[52.280 --> 56.920] You can look in on your child as they sleep and you can tell if they're having a nightmare +[56.920 --> 60.520] or they're sleeping soundly. +[60.520 --> 68.680] As you sit there and now I'm starting to see some of you, you're giving information +[68.680 --> 73.560] up even as I'm giving information up. +[73.560 --> 77.000] You're assessing me. +[77.000 --> 84.640] If I can speak to you from an anthropological standpoint, I am transmitting information +[84.640 --> 95.960] about myself, my beliefs, the things that I value even as you are. +[95.960 --> 100.760] Now that I can see you a little clearer, how many of you were dressed by your parents +[100.760 --> 101.760] today? +[101.760 --> 103.760] Raise your hand. +[103.760 --> 106.240] Wow. +[106.240 --> 107.240] Spouses? +[107.240 --> 110.400] That's okay. +[110.400 --> 113.800] Your spouse is going to draw. +[113.800 --> 122.000] So you chose to dress the way you did, even as I chose to dress the way I did. +[122.000 --> 125.480] They said, well it's Ted Talks, you can dress down. +[125.480 --> 128.920] I said, you know, I was in the FBI for 25 years. +[128.920 --> 131.920] I don't know how else to dress. +[131.920 --> 133.720] It would be such a disappointment. +[133.720 --> 142.520] It's like on TV they always have suits even when they're walking through the marsh. +[142.520 --> 143.520] It's true. +[143.520 --> 150.020] I can't tell you how many crime scenes I went through that ruined, really inexpensive +[150.020 --> 151.020] suits. +[151.020 --> 154.240] But we look good. +[154.240 --> 162.520] We look good. +[162.520 --> 167.080] I guess humor is allowed. +[167.080 --> 172.000] All day long we're making choices. +[172.000 --> 173.000] We're making choices. +[173.000 --> 177.800] They're based on culture. +[177.800 --> 184.320] They're based on peer pressure on personal preferences. +[184.320 --> 188.680] And so the things we wear and attach to ourselves are transmitting. +[188.680 --> 192.320] Our bodies are transmitting information. +[193.320 --> 201.840] And the question that I'm often asked is, well, how authentic is it? +[201.840 --> 204.080] How authentic is it? +[204.080 --> 209.760] And as I pondered this, I said, you know what? +[209.760 --> 218.640] What do we think of the power of nonverbal communication? +[218.640 --> 226.920] So let's do it by taking the myths out of it and plugging in what really values. +[226.920 --> 232.240] What really is a value when it comes to nonverbals? +[232.240 --> 237.840] How many of you have had a bad handshake? +[237.840 --> 243.440] Now normally, of course, now we have the coronavirus. +[243.440 --> 249.400] I would have you turn to each other and give each other a handshake that's really bad. +[249.400 --> 250.400] But I'm not going to do that. +[250.400 --> 255.240] I want you to just put your hand in front of you and pretend to give someone a bad handshake. +[255.240 --> 256.240] Ready? +[256.240 --> 257.240] Let's do it. +[257.240 --> 259.240] Let's do it. +[259.240 --> 260.240] Do it. +[260.240 --> 261.240] Yeah. +[261.240 --> 262.240] Good. +[262.240 --> 267.240] Do you realize the funny faces you make? +[267.240 --> 271.920] It's like, I didn't ask you to make a funny face. +[271.920 --> 274.200] And yet you did. +[274.200 --> 276.760] Why is that? +[276.760 --> 287.200] Because you're human and humans betray what we feel, what we think, what we desire, what +[287.200 --> 294.800] we intend, what makes us anxious and what we fear. +[294.800 --> 297.240] And we do it in real time. +[297.240 --> 299.360] We don't have to wait 20 minutes. +[299.360 --> 303.160] It happens now. +[303.160 --> 309.780] In our body language, in a way, it's exquisite because there's an area of the brain that is +[309.780 --> 310.780] elegant. +[310.780 --> 315.080] And it's elegant because it takes shortcuts. +[315.080 --> 317.800] It doesn't think. +[317.800 --> 324.880] If I bring in a Bengal tiger here and walk it around, nobody sits around and waves at +[324.880 --> 325.880] it. +[325.880 --> 330.840] That's like, eat me. +[330.840 --> 332.560] No. +[332.560 --> 333.880] Everybody freezes. +[333.880 --> 337.400] And that's because of the limbic system. +[337.400 --> 342.920] This rather primitive area of the brain that reacts to the world doesn't have to think +[342.920 --> 344.800] about the world. +[344.800 --> 350.760] And everything that comes from the limbic brain is so authentic. +[350.760 --> 353.800] You hear a loud noise and you freeze. +[353.800 --> 354.800] Right? +[354.800 --> 358.520] What was that? +[358.520 --> 363.520] You get bad news or you see something on TV and you cover your mouth. +[363.520 --> 366.240] Why is that? +[366.240 --> 374.120] When the conquistadores arrived in the new world, they didn't have any problem finding out +[374.120 --> 377.760] who was in authority. +[377.760 --> 386.000] The same behaviors that they had just left in Queen Isabella's court, they saw in the +[386.000 --> 387.000] new world. +[387.000 --> 391.080] The king set higher had better clothing, had an entourage. +[391.080 --> 398.920] Okay, they didn't have their own show on television, but pretty close. +[398.920 --> 408.320] So all these behaviors are very authentic because the limbic system resides within that +[408.320 --> 409.320] human brain. +[409.320 --> 412.320] It's part of our paleo circuits. +[412.320 --> 420.960] And so when we see the furrowed forehead on a baby that's three weeks old, we know that +[420.960 --> 424.960] this little area called the globella, something is wrong. +[424.960 --> 428.200] There's an issue. +[428.200 --> 433.640] When we see the bunny nose, right, when you wrinkle the nose, yeah, we know what that means. +[433.640 --> 435.400] I don't like that. +[435.400 --> 436.400] I don't want that. +[436.400 --> 438.400] I don't want that. +[438.400 --> 440.840] Ew, right? +[440.840 --> 447.160] Did I just say that in public? +[447.160 --> 452.200] When we squint, we're focusing, but we have concerns. +[453.200 --> 458.880] When the eyelids close, you want me to do what? +[458.880 --> 467.040] And if things are really bad, you want me to talk for 15 minutes? +[467.040 --> 471.280] Here's what's interesting. +[471.280 --> 477.480] Children who are born blind, when they don't like things, they don't like. +[477.480 --> 478.720] Here's things they don't like. +[478.720 --> 480.520] They don't cover their ears. +[480.520 --> 481.520] They cover their eyes. +[481.520 --> 484.680] They've never seen. +[484.680 --> 491.800] This is millions of years old. +[491.800 --> 496.800] Smiles are important in our mouths. +[496.800 --> 502.800] The lips begin to disappear when we're stressed, right? +[502.800 --> 507.840] Most politicians look something like that. +[507.840 --> 511.640] Right before they're indicted, they look like that. +[511.640 --> 519.920] Dramatic lip pulls, jaw shifting, covering of the neck. +[519.920 --> 522.680] You've seen that clutching of the pearls? +[522.680 --> 524.960] I go, there's that creep. +[524.960 --> 525.880] Oh, he's gone now. +[525.880 --> 529.880] He's back. +[529.880 --> 533.520] But did you know why? +[533.520 --> 536.360] Large felines. +[536.360 --> 542.660] We have seen large felines for so long taking down prey that we immediately cover our +[542.660 --> 546.760] neck. +[546.760 --> 556.080] How many of you have been told that you can detect deception by the use of nonverbals? +[556.080 --> 559.920] I'm here to clear that up. +[559.920 --> 564.200] When you leave here today, you say, well, I heard that Navarro fellow. +[564.200 --> 572.600] When he did about 13,000 interviews in the FBI, he said there is no Pinocchio effect. +[572.600 --> 580.440] There's not one single behavior indicative of deception, not one. +[580.440 --> 582.960] And we mustn't propagate that. +[582.960 --> 588.760] We must not tell people that we can detect their lying because of behaviors. +[588.760 --> 595.280] They may be anxious, they may be stressed, but not deceptive. +[595.280 --> 599.600] How many of you have been told that if you cross your arms, that you're blocking people +[599.600 --> 600.600] away? +[600.600 --> 603.120] Have you heard that? +[603.120 --> 605.480] There's a clinical term for that. +[605.480 --> 607.560] It's called crap. +[607.560 --> 613.000] Yeah, I said it. +[613.000 --> 615.400] Get over it. +[615.400 --> 616.400] It's crap. +[616.400 --> 618.640] It's a self-hug. +[618.640 --> 619.640] You're comfortable? +[619.640 --> 620.640] Yeah. +[620.640 --> 626.400] What does this nonsense come from? +[626.400 --> 628.240] You know, I'm asked the question often. +[628.240 --> 632.400] So, you know, Joe, you were a spy catcher. +[632.400 --> 634.840] You use nonverbals every day. +[634.840 --> 644.440] What do you use it for to make sure people are comfortable, to make sure that we are empathetic. +[644.440 --> 651.920] The only way to be truly empathetic is by understanding nonverbals. +[651.920 --> 659.080] Carl Sagan, the famous cosmologist, said, who are we? +[659.080 --> 660.560] What are we? +[660.560 --> 662.920] You think about that. +[662.920 --> 667.800] It really takes a smart person to ask that question. +[667.800 --> 670.760] What are we in this universe? +[670.760 --> 673.600] He summed it up this way. +[673.600 --> 676.920] And I think it's rather exquisite. +[676.920 --> 679.080] He said, oh, we are. +[679.080 --> 685.520] Is the sum total of our influence on others. +[685.520 --> 686.680] That's all we are. +[686.680 --> 689.680] It's not how much you earn. +[689.680 --> 691.920] It's not how many cars you have. +[691.920 --> 694.720] It's our influence on each other. +[694.720 --> 704.480] And what's interesting is that the primary way that we influence each other through nonverbals, +[704.480 --> 712.520] it's that nice handshake, it's a pad on the shoulder, it's that touch of the hand. +[712.520 --> 722.320] It is that behavior that communicates love in a way that words simply can't do it. +[722.320 --> 726.800] When you leave here, you're going to have choices. +[726.800 --> 728.080] You always have choices. +[728.080 --> 732.640] You have free agency. +[732.640 --> 739.760] And one of the things that you should think about is, how do I change my nonverbals? +[739.760 --> 744.920] How do I become that person of influence? +[744.920 --> 752.300] Because if there's one thing we need in this world, it's truly to be more empathetic. +[752.300 --> 763.620] And so when I see this, it says it all, that's why we use nonverbals because they're powerful. +[763.620 --> 763.980] Thank you. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_kiABZQ1hqA0.txt b/transcript/podcast_kiABZQ1hqA0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8fc3478ed821d8968580a5134b8eb3d8fb962bef --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_kiABZQ1hqA0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3003 @@ +[0.000 --> 17.760] Hey everybody welcome back to the Usino podcast episode one two four round of applause please +[17.760 --> 26.160] There we go here we go there we go we're back everybody welcome back to the Usino podcast +[26.160 --> 29.680] episode one twenty four if you are new here if you haven't already look below you see a +[29.680 --> 33.760] subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong if you look at it more below then you said +[33.760 --> 38.080] comment section if you're filled with your name guess what even more wrong go ahead and feel +[38.080 --> 43.360] that out get your good karma we are still on the road to one million subscribers by the end of +[43.360 --> 49.360] twenty twenty four we are approaching seven hundred thousand thanks to the best community in the +[49.360 --> 54.640] whole wide world we love you so much so hit that subscribe button share this podcast with your +[54.640 --> 58.800] friends your classmates I know school's starting so spread it around your whole school we might +[58.800 --> 63.440] even just show up to your colleges to your coworkers to your moms your dads your puppies and your +[63.440 --> 68.240] uncles hey if you're an audio listener on Spotify make sure to give that thing a ranking a review we +[68.240 --> 74.720] love you so much thank you guys I know we have a lot of surprises coming up but let's enjoy what +[74.720 --> 79.760] we have going on right now make sure to subscribe to us on patreon we have a big surprise coming +[79.760 --> 85.600] there on patreon we have twitch facebook discord i know i have a broken hand i know we have a lot +[85.600 --> 92.000] to discuss but that will all be coming shortly we love you so much now on to the rest of the episode +[96.000 --> 105.120] we got co-host cam back in the studio and the soldier boy yeah crank that soldier boy dang +[105.280 --> 113.520] lean with it rock with it lean with it rock with it it's seven p.m. Friday 95 degrees +[114.080 --> 120.240] I ain't got no gum and no gum and ain't got me uh I ain't got no gum and I'm about to show some +[120.720 --> 126.800] what make it look for free what and we in the studio we weapon G.B. I don't know who that is +[126.800 --> 130.400] I don't know who that is I swear to god I don't mean anything by that if that is somebody hey fun okay +[130.480 --> 136.480] question might have to get cut out if you had to pick one dictator of the history who's your favorite +[137.440 --> 141.440] who's my favorite don't answer that can't don't have +[143.840 --> 153.600] just kidding over here zinger unit here we go cam hey buddy I was gonna start off by complimenting you +[153.600 --> 159.520] on expressing my love to you on about telling you how you express your love about what +[159.520 --> 167.200] how much you mean to me but you look so tired when you do that face you know you know what I do +[167.200 --> 173.440] look like what I look like an alcoholic stepfather right now like I have the entire of it +[173.440 --> 180.800] I'll call accept that right now you what you actually look like is uh uh let's go a second year +[180.800 --> 188.640] junior in a public university that is so obsessed with his frat he doesn't go to classes that's why +[188.640 --> 193.120] you're repeating you I've never heard someone repeat a year in college you got held back in college +[193.120 --> 198.080] a uni that's what you look you look like everyone at the football games knows your name your class +[198.080 --> 204.400] mates have never seen you that's exactly what you look like that is to the tee the gene shorts the +[205.120 --> 209.520] what size Nike socks are those let's talk about two small two small they're like they're full you +[209.520 --> 212.880] they're full you're standing in there's no wrinkle in them and they're barely above the ankle let's +[212.880 --> 218.560] talk about that it we don't need to talk about it you're full I just saw that his eel was +[218.640 --> 223.360] at this part like the regular white part was at the heel okay you you're making fun of my whole +[223.360 --> 228.960] outfit you're talking about my whole attire but you've ignored forgot a very one piece of attire now +[228.960 --> 238.880] for the audio listeners you can't see this but I have a sprint a cure I have a half way cast you +[238.880 --> 246.240] do on my hand you are casted halfway half of my forearm isn't golfed in black probably smells +[246.240 --> 255.120] trecta it smells illegal can we can we tell the people how this happened do you want let's let's do +[255.120 --> 259.600] this this is the only fairway we're gonna rock paper scissors winner tells their side first okay okay +[260.240 --> 266.160] winner tells their side first ready rock paper scissors yeah all right so it's me I won here we go +[267.120 --> 271.760] my finger more specifically my thumb is broken shattered +[272.640 --> 278.960] million pieces to tangles now I didn't do this myself I didn't wake up one morning and was like +[279.840 --> 288.320] let me ruin my day as you know a few some odd weeks back cam and I were drafted to play in the dream +[288.320 --> 292.640] con creator league basketball game one time for dream con one time for dream con the best place on +[292.640 --> 299.360] her fantastic event per usual every year and continue got drafted we got drafted now we knew +[299.360 --> 303.040] that we were gonna be playing in the creator league game for about a year we knew we were gonna do it yes +[304.080 --> 310.480] the whole time we were under the assumption we are a package yeah and we don't get separated you +[310.480 --> 317.200] give up your next pick to lock in both of us exactly how that works now draft comes along +[318.240 --> 321.920] this boy's like this mark Phillips our good friend family member +[323.520 --> 328.720] draft scam Kennedy right third overall the entire draft draft scam Kennedy cool +[329.760 --> 336.800] third out of 16 people last time I'll say goodbye then it was Duke Dennis friend friend of ours +[336.800 --> 343.920] good great guy very good guy du denis says well if you get cam guess who I'm gonna take I'm gonna get +[343.920 --> 351.680] patent now I said oh du denis mr big drop himself mr captain Atlanta you know what I mean +[351.920 --> 361.040] you can't do that yeah that's let's call us spade a spade and I immediately get a call from cam +[361.040 --> 366.480] following the draft saying it's wartime and he hangs up the phone oh my and I said it's wartime +[367.280 --> 376.560] what does that mean for a few days later what was that of your few days later I fortify a few days later +[377.120 --> 384.000] cam goes painting we got to practice for dreamconn it's coming up in a couple days and I said you're +[384.000 --> 389.040] right I haven't played basketball in a long time since last dream come yeah it's been a calendar year cam +[389.040 --> 395.840] has hired professional basketball trainers nutrition staff and stretching coaches for the +[395.840 --> 402.480] criminal false false and false he goes so you need to catch up we normally go to his former high +[402.480 --> 407.360] school right we have a free gym open gym there private perfect zine Williams there sometime +[407.360 --> 413.360] yeah pretty cool this day cam goes uh we're gonna take you to this wreck center where there's no camera +[413.360 --> 419.920] no cameras dusty a little ghetto and I said I I said what happened to the high school he goes not today +[420.960 --> 428.400] we go to the court cam I go cam let's promote the event creatively let's get on tick-tock live +[428.400 --> 435.440] let's play one-on-one warm up this fun casual like like rolling skating it's like sparring at the bar +[435.440 --> 439.360] you know you don't really hit somebody training session but you just get them ready for the movement +[439.360 --> 446.000] get the movements yeah I was under the assumption we were sparring can I go cam let's put this on +[446.000 --> 451.040] tick-tock live I've never seen cam shut down so he says no no no no no no that it will ruin everything +[451.040 --> 455.600] I said ruin everything what does that mean ruin everything this is to promote the event +[456.320 --> 462.240] and he goes okay but only for 20 minutes we get into the the heat of the spa can't forget the +[462.240 --> 469.120] tick-tock live is going cam grabs my shirt pulls me in real closely and says it's over for you racial +[469.120 --> 476.160] slur and I said what I said you're lucky we're not mic'd up right now and I go what does that mean +[476.160 --> 484.160] cam takes my thumb right snaps it and I go what was that and he spits in my mouth and he goes +[484.960 --> 490.240] we're not friends during creator league and then I couldn't play in creator league I have to call +[490.240 --> 493.920] house of highlights I have to call creator league I have to call dream con I had to call the head of +[493.920 --> 498.160] a wonder brothers and tell them I can't play because camera can't be so now do you want to explain +[498.160 --> 503.360] to them how it feels that you took the opportunity away from me and all the fans to see us play five +[503.920 --> 512.160] five I thought about a million people I do but first and seen good job 10 seconds of what actually +[512.160 --> 516.080] happened we show up to the gym we're trying to play one on one shake the rust off hey you want to go +[516.080 --> 521.200] on tick-tock live hell yeah let's do it buddy over here's a handsy little rat bastard he's playing +[521.200 --> 525.520] defense which is legal it's fine he just plays more aggressive than others I go to rip through to +[525.520 --> 531.520] drive to my right he goes to hand check and his thumb goes and I still have a bruise on my chest +[531.520 --> 539.440] he hit my shit very hard uh his body his his mangly body was soaring with adrenaline in the moment +[539.440 --> 544.160] so he actually broke the thumb continued to play for like 10 15 more minutes and then when we finally +[544.160 --> 549.680] took a break and he sat down it started throbbing yeah it was bad when I say you took almost a quarter +[549.680 --> 556.240] mile around the gym of just walking in a line going yeah it was it was bad really highly unfortunate +[556.240 --> 560.880] it took me two days to get x-rays I was like it's not broken well tell them well the first day he went +[560.960 --> 567.040] the second we left me and cj left I take cj home he goes straight to the like minute clinic like the +[567.040 --> 573.600] yeah the quick you go to get if you like break something or what yeah if you got the clap I got the +[573.600 --> 579.200] clap that I'm giving it to you okay uh so he goes there and they go oh it's not broken it's +[579.200 --> 582.960] dislocated though and it looks like it went back into socket we're gonna need to keep an eye on it +[582.960 --> 589.600] right he goes home no medicine no splint nothing at all just paperwork actually it's killing him +[589.600 --> 594.560] the remainder of the night wakes up the next day it is now fat swollen black purple and blue +[594.560 --> 601.440] and you go in low-grick little little hints of thunder if you like searching he goes hey this is +[602.080 --> 607.680] bro yeah I'm going back he goes back he they go okay we gotta get you x-rays he didn't have to drive +[607.680 --> 612.560] somewhere else the next morning yeah still another 24 hours goes somewhere like seven o'clock +[612.560 --> 617.440] way the hell out there gets an x-ray the hand him a cd floppy disk yeah that should piss me don't +[617.440 --> 621.600] hit me see what am I gonna play this you know oh I'm gonna put this in my Tesla yeah +[621.600 --> 630.320] Ron you think my Tesla that can stream twitch from the sky has capabilities to play your bootleg +[630.320 --> 635.520] pirated DVD so they give him that and they go here's your disc oh by the way thumbs broke yeah he +[635.520 --> 641.840] goes excuse me huh thumbs broken they splint him up send him home zero meds fill yeah that's that's +[641.840 --> 645.360] the most shocking part to me I'm not you don't get meds when you break bones I don't think that +[645.360 --> 649.920] I just feel like that like a compound fracture I'm one of the comp I mean yeah I guess I didn't +[649.920 --> 653.840] get medicine either but you never broke a bone I got I had a hairline fracture high angle spray +[653.840 --> 657.920] there's what you had and you tell people you got a fracture that's the kind of person you are no +[657.920 --> 663.040] I literally got x-rays and there was bone fragment floating in the little sack right there in that +[663.040 --> 667.680] dude sometimes I think I have bone fragment floating around in my sack too do you ever feel around +[667.680 --> 672.640] your nuts and it's like you feel like there's metal in there do you very strange question no on the +[672.640 --> 677.200] metal part that straight no I do it sometimes feels like my veins get spiderweb though like they're +[677.200 --> 689.040] clogged that's not good I have to like rub and then it goes oh this 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Sometimes you're just like what is this today? +[789.360 --> 793.440] That's so a little bit yesterday. Impressively or less impressive? +[793.440 --> 796.960] Less impressive. Oh, 100%. Okay. But then I do the skin test. +[796.960 --> 801.200] But there's the skin test. How elastic your skin is that day. +[801.840 --> 802.880] Yeah. +[802.880 --> 805.840] Lasticity is your way of figuring this out? +[805.840 --> 809.840] Yeah, because if you really pump it iron, right? +[809.840 --> 811.760] Yeah. Your skin will be tight. +[811.760 --> 815.440] But if you think you're really pumped iron but it looks obliquely like you're not, +[815.440 --> 817.520] you see you have it. It will be like ruby's head. +[817.520 --> 819.840] So they'll be so much skin. +[820.800 --> 823.600] Okay. I guess you're still a room for growth. +[823.600 --> 826.720] If you go and pull it and it is almost fighting back, +[826.720 --> 828.000] yeah. That's what you got. +[828.000 --> 829.760] Yeah. That's what you got. That's what that's all you have. +[829.760 --> 833.680] If there's still a little raise in the little little silly band action going on, +[833.680 --> 834.720] you can still grow more. +[834.720 --> 836.320] Uh-huh. Okay. That's what makes me... +[836.320 --> 838.880] I was so short the other day. I just said, man, what the fuck? I was like, what is this? +[838.880 --> 840.560] This isn't me. Do you ever lose them? +[841.200 --> 842.080] My nuts. +[842.080 --> 843.200] I get a word to call. +[843.200 --> 844.240] Like a lost in found. +[844.240 --> 846.720] Like they're not in my shorts. They're not in my trousers. +[846.720 --> 850.960] I've never once lost a testy sexual ever in my entire life. +[850.960 --> 852.480] I've never lost it. +[852.480 --> 856.960] I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm bad at like a lost key. +[857.280 --> 858.560] He said, +[861.280 --> 862.720] that'd be some sick shit. +[862.720 --> 863.920] Already, really? +[863.920 --> 865.680] Yeah. Uh- wild intro. +[865.680 --> 867.600] But how was Dreamcon, Baba? How was your week? +[867.600 --> 868.640] I was going to ask you that too. +[868.640 --> 870.960] It was, I do care. +[870.960 --> 873.840] Uh, Dreamcon was honestly, it was a lot... +[874.560 --> 876.080] It's always amazing. Let me not... +[876.080 --> 877.120] You're going to take the wrong way. +[877.120 --> 878.480] It's literally the best place on earth. +[878.480 --> 879.440] It's the best. +[879.440 --> 884.880] Because of where the podcast has gone and the growth and everything +[884.880 --> 887.440] last year compared to the first year we went. +[887.440 --> 891.120] So the first year we went, it was damn near like we were a startup business. +[891.120 --> 893.280] Yeah. We enjoyed the convention. +[893.280 --> 895.680] We got to enjoy it. We were still noticed by... +[895.680 --> 897.920] Honestly, I mean, it was honestly still a good amount of noticing. +[897.920 --> 898.240] Yeah. +[898.240 --> 899.360] Took plenty of pictures of stuff. +[899.360 --> 902.400] But it was like, we could go to a booth. +[902.400 --> 903.520] We could and then we turned around. +[903.520 --> 905.360] Oh, hey, thank you so much for watching. +[905.360 --> 907.200] Fast forward a full year. We grew a lot. +[908.560 --> 909.360] Don't call. +[909.360 --> 911.200] Last year, we didn't get to enjoy the convention at all. +[911.200 --> 912.880] The second we stepped down on the floor, +[912.880 --> 914.480] mobbing pictures, which is amazing. +[914.480 --> 915.360] We love it. No problem. +[915.360 --> 916.160] We love that. No problem. +[916.160 --> 919.040] But I'm saying, there's certain days where, you know, maybe me and P +[919.040 --> 920.320] want to go look at the little rugs. +[920.320 --> 921.200] I mean, we want to go look at the little... +[921.200 --> 922.400] There's some cool things in there too. +[922.400 --> 923.600] There's always cool shit. +[923.600 --> 926.800] So we went under the impersonate impression. +[927.760 --> 928.480] What am I doing? +[928.480 --> 931.120] Impression of this year was going to be even worse +[931.120 --> 933.520] considering we've like, forexed from last year. +[933.520 --> 934.400] Yeah. +[934.400 --> 936.880] So we thought it was going to be really bad, +[936.880 --> 938.560] but it ended up being really good. +[938.560 --> 939.600] We got to enjoy it. +[939.600 --> 941.200] We got back actually going a little bit. +[941.280 --> 943.200] But a little bit beats nothing. +[943.200 --> 943.680] Yeah. +[943.680 --> 945.520] And it's thanks to our lovely security. +[945.520 --> 946.000] Yes. +[946.000 --> 948.880] Shout out to Kevin, Smalls, and Justin. +[948.880 --> 950.400] Y'all did fantastic all weekend. +[950.400 --> 952.160] Like honestly, really appreciate y'all. +[952.160 --> 954.000] That was, uh, that was some good shit. +[954.000 --> 954.800] Any help us out a lot. +[954.800 --> 956.480] Any security guard named Smalls. +[956.480 --> 957.120] Yeah, it's good. +[957.120 --> 957.920] He's a dog. +[957.920 --> 959.840] He was the one he was walking behind live like this. +[959.840 --> 961.040] Like live was the president. +[961.040 --> 961.680] Yeah. +[961.680 --> 962.240] Live was the president. +[962.240 --> 962.880] But it was fun. +[962.880 --> 964.240] The, uh, how's the game? +[964.960 --> 965.840] The game... +[965.840 --> 967.680] Yeah, go ahead and get your breakdown of the game. +[967.680 --> 969.680] The full, full breakdown will be in +[969.680 --> 971.200] 124 extended on Patreon. +[971.200 --> 971.920] Y'all already know that. +[971.920 --> 974.880] Um, quick breakdown for, for full length. +[975.600 --> 976.880] I mean, it really was fun. +[976.880 --> 977.760] I started off hot. +[978.480 --> 979.280] I mean, if you... +[980.240 --> 982.080] in a real basketball game, +[982.080 --> 984.240] if I started the way I started that, +[984.240 --> 986.160] there's no way I don't leave with at least 25. +[986.160 --> 986.400] Yeah. +[986.400 --> 988.480] There's no, they just actually, it's a possibility. +[988.480 --> 990.800] I'd get, I'd be getting fake screened +[990.800 --> 991.760] little layups, anything. +[991.760 --> 994.080] But it wasn't full, blown, real, +[994.080 --> 994.880] hooping basketball. +[994.880 --> 995.440] It was... +[995.440 --> 996.720] 100, 300 entertainment. +[997.760 --> 998.800] Started off really hot. +[999.440 --> 1002.080] And then about three and a half quarters, +[1002.080 --> 1003.280] a very cool. +[1003.280 --> 1005.600] Just because, I mean, it's basketball. +[1005.600 --> 1006.800] Long story short, um, +[1007.760 --> 1010.480] I made three shots pretty quick. +[1011.600 --> 1014.400] They all went in and then my teammates couldn't find me. +[1014.400 --> 1015.520] Not blame me on my teammates, +[1015.520 --> 1017.440] because it's, I, I described to someone +[1017.440 --> 1018.880] the creator of leagues kind of like Juco. +[1018.880 --> 1019.120] Yes. +[1019.120 --> 1020.160] You want to win the game. +[1020.160 --> 1021.440] You want your team to win, +[1021.440 --> 1023.440] but you want to get your shit off. +[1023.440 --> 1024.240] Yeah, yeah, yeah. +[1024.240 --> 1026.880] And, and no one's wrong for having that mindset. +[1026.880 --> 1028.320] Like, you're coming out, because like, +[1028.400 --> 1030.240] plaque boy Max is trying to do good for his fans. +[1030.240 --> 1030.640] Yeah. +[1030.640 --> 1033.200] I'm trying to do good for our fans and everybody. +[1033.920 --> 1036.400] You know, every single person is trying to do good for themselves, +[1036.400 --> 1037.920] so they can give it to their community. +[1037.920 --> 1039.360] But in terms of basketball, +[1039.360 --> 1040.720] a very team oriented sport, +[1040.720 --> 1042.400] it doesn't work like that. +[1042.400 --> 1042.720] Yeah. +[1042.720 --> 1044.160] So it, I mean, it was fun though. +[1044.160 --> 1045.120] It was fun to the game. +[1045.120 --> 1046.560] It was fun to watch on the band. +[1046.560 --> 1047.360] I know you had a good time. +[1047.360 --> 1049.120] Me and Phantom were just sitting there talking +[1049.120 --> 1050.080] literally the whole time. +[1050.080 --> 1050.720] To sit in coaches. +[1050.720 --> 1052.400] Yeah, and then Duke, uh, +[1052.400 --> 1053.680] it's, it's so funny. +[1053.680 --> 1055.200] Whenever at the beginning of the game, +[1055.200 --> 1056.640] every time he touched the ball and a shot went up, +[1056.640 --> 1057.280] the whole crowd was like, +[1057.280 --> 1059.680] yeah, that's how I was like, yeah, that's him. +[1059.680 --> 1064.160] I literally started the game off with two threes, +[1064.160 --> 1066.320] like back to back within the first probably four minutes. +[1067.120 --> 1068.080] Crowd was pretty hype. +[1068.640 --> 1070.560] I had six of our first seven points. +[1070.560 --> 1072.720] And then literally didn't even hit a shot +[1072.720 --> 1074.080] to like, damn, the end of the second. +[1074.080 --> 1075.280] I only shot two more before that. +[1075.760 --> 1077.280] And then didn't hit again all the way to the first. +[1077.280 --> 1078.800] One of the things I'm excited on Patreon. +[1078.800 --> 1079.520] We'll talk about more. +[1079.520 --> 1081.760] I'm gonna ask the juicy questions on Patreon. +[1081.760 --> 1082.560] Yeah. +[1082.560 --> 1084.560] But, so let me get into something real quick. +[1084.560 --> 1084.720] Yeah. +[1084.720 --> 1085.360] We went. +[1086.160 --> 1089.200] And did the thing where we played one on one on +[1089.200 --> 1090.640] TikTok live, you broke my thumb, right? +[1090.640 --> 1091.200] I didn't break it. +[1091.200 --> 1092.560] I had to go to the hospital. +[1092.560 --> 1093.040] You did. +[1093.040 --> 1097.520] Now there's one thing while I was sitting in the hospital, right? +[1097.520 --> 1098.560] Mm-hmm. +[1098.560 --> 1099.360] My phone died. +[1100.160 --> 1101.040] I had no phone. +[1101.040 --> 1101.440] Okay. +[1101.440 --> 1103.520] They put me, you know, when you're in the waiting room, right? +[1103.520 --> 1105.360] You're sitting in the waiting room for like 10, 15 minutes +[1105.360 --> 1107.600] and they call what was Jeopardy on the TV. +[1107.600 --> 1109.360] And then they call you, I'm not answering now. +[1109.360 --> 1110.000] I don't know. +[1110.000 --> 1111.360] They actually didn't have TVs. +[1111.360 --> 1112.160] Oh. +[1112.160 --> 1112.480] Yeah. +[1112.480 --> 1113.360] No TVs. +[1113.360 --> 1114.960] No, they had a bunch like magazines. +[1114.960 --> 1116.000] They were still old. +[1116.000 --> 1118.480] Like, like, so you go and then they call it, +[1118.480 --> 1119.120] Payton. +[1119.120 --> 1119.280] Yeah. +[1119.280 --> 1119.760] Come on. +[1119.760 --> 1121.520] I couldn't give them my fake name because it's a hospital. +[1121.520 --> 1122.640] I think that's illegal. +[1122.640 --> 1124.640] So they take me back to the room. +[1124.640 --> 1125.600] I'm sitting in the room, right? +[1125.600 --> 1126.320] Mm-hmm. +[1126.320 --> 1126.800] Cold. +[1126.800 --> 1128.960] They sit me down and they close the door. +[1128.960 --> 1129.920] There's no winders in the room. +[1130.960 --> 1134.640] I've never waited that long in a hospital like bed room +[1136.240 --> 1136.960] ever in my life. +[1136.960 --> 1139.520] I was literally there for 45 minutes. +[1139.520 --> 1140.640] No phone. +[1140.640 --> 1141.680] No, I was in no list. +[1141.680 --> 1143.600] Raw dogging a hospital room. +[1144.240 --> 1147.520] What are the, and now I think that is the worst place +[1147.520 --> 1148.640] to not have a phone. +[1148.640 --> 1149.120] Oh, yeah. +[1149.120 --> 1152.480] I could tell you every single ligament in a fibya +[1152.480 --> 1154.240] because that little statue right there. +[1154.240 --> 1158.000] That's that's that's I read 17 panflets. +[1158.000 --> 1160.000] I was like, this place is hell on earth. +[1160.000 --> 1160.960] I was running around. +[1160.960 --> 1162.320] Maybe I do have plantar fascia. +[1163.040 --> 1164.960] I was going around on that spinny chair. +[1164.960 --> 1166.560] I washed my hands four times. +[1166.560 --> 1167.840] I was there's nothing to do in here. +[1167.840 --> 1171.120] I was grabbing what I found out was use syringes. +[1171.120 --> 1172.960] I had to use hand sanitizer. +[1173.600 --> 1176.400] I was playing with the syringes in the little thing +[1176.400 --> 1179.360] and then I closed it and it said like the like the bio. +[1179.360 --> 1182.080] Yeah, it looked like a fall outside and then I said, +[1182.080 --> 1183.520] I shouldn't have touched that. +[1184.240 --> 1184.960] You know what I mean? +[1184.960 --> 1186.960] I might turn into magic Johnson. +[1187.360 --> 1190.160] There's first off, crazy. +[1190.160 --> 1192.400] Why the hell were you playing with syringes? +[1192.400 --> 1196.320] I was 45 minutes or no phone with me in a room with no windows camp. +[1196.320 --> 1197.920] That's a prison syringes. +[1197.920 --> 1198.960] A syringe. +[1198.960 --> 1200.240] Is that syringe a needle? +[1200.240 --> 1200.720] Yeah. +[1200.800 --> 1201.760] Yeah. +[1201.760 --> 1204.960] Why in your right mind in a hospital? +[1204.960 --> 1206.000] I thought they were new. +[1206.000 --> 1209.200] You didn't see the red nuke town sign on it? +[1209.200 --> 1211.920] Are you kidding me? +[1211.920 --> 1212.960] No, it's not my fault. +[1212.960 --> 1216.480] There's 45 minutes or no phone in a hospital. +[1216.480 --> 1218.640] Mosquitoes are about to be running the opposite way +[1218.640 --> 1219.360] of you, my friend. +[1219.360 --> 1219.840] They're gonna be like, +[1219.840 --> 1222.400] they know something we don't. +[1222.400 --> 1225.520] But saying now, what is the worst place to not have your phone? +[1225.520 --> 1227.200] Oh, shit. +[1227.200 --> 1228.800] Say you're somewhere in your phone dies. +[1228.800 --> 1229.680] What's the worst place? +[1229.760 --> 1232.080] Mine is definitely a hospital waiting room. +[1232.080 --> 1235.200] I would probably say due to my ADHD airport. +[1236.560 --> 1239.680] I would absolutely hate not having a phone in an airport. +[1239.680 --> 1241.680] Oh, he airport, I don't agree with that. +[1241.680 --> 1242.640] People watching? +[1242.640 --> 1243.520] They picked the best. +[1243.520 --> 1245.760] And there's so many things to do in an airport. +[1245.760 --> 1246.400] What is there? +[1246.400 --> 1247.040] Bounce house. +[1247.760 --> 1248.880] We're gonna go play bowling. +[1249.520 --> 1252.080] Where the hell do you go fly out of? +[1252.080 --> 1253.840] Mom and dad pop in? +[1253.840 --> 1255.280] What is there to do in an airport? +[1255.280 --> 1255.760] VR. +[1255.760 --> 1256.400] You can do anything. +[1256.400 --> 1257.280] You can play video games. +[1257.280 --> 1258.480] Oh, that one didn't have that cool. +[1258.480 --> 1259.600] Oh, really? +[1259.600 --> 1260.560] You're gonna go anti-and. +[1260.560 --> 1261.280] That's unfortunate. +[1261.280 --> 1262.080] You do anything. +[1262.080 --> 1265.440] Okay, I'm part of our terminals that we've flown into recently +[1265.440 --> 1266.480] because we fly spirit. +[1266.480 --> 1267.520] We don't have money. +[1267.520 --> 1269.120] So you should have said, +[1269.120 --> 1270.400] I would agree with airplane. +[1271.360 --> 1272.320] Airplane. +[1272.320 --> 1274.560] Airplane, if they have the infotainment system, I'm locked in. +[1274.560 --> 1275.840] Say you're in American Airlines. +[1275.840 --> 1277.040] They have the infotainment system. +[1277.040 --> 1277.840] Oh, they don't. +[1277.840 --> 1278.320] That's dope. +[1278.320 --> 1279.120] But I have my laptop. +[1280.000 --> 1281.440] I'm saying no technology. +[1281.440 --> 1282.320] That sucks. +[1282.320 --> 1283.120] Yeah, that sucks. +[1283.120 --> 1284.640] Look at what are the worst places? +[1284.640 --> 1285.520] I think a playground. +[1286.000 --> 1286.320] A play. +[1286.960 --> 1289.600] Because other than if you're at a dole at a playground +[1289.600 --> 1290.800] and you don't have a phone in your hand. +[1290.800 --> 1291.840] First off, you're a predator. +[1291.840 --> 1293.680] Yeah, why are you there? +[1293.680 --> 1295.920] Why are you, why are you, why did you be at a playground? +[1295.920 --> 1296.800] Why would you be at a playground? +[1296.800 --> 1297.440] It's a great thing. +[1297.440 --> 1299.280] You're either scouting or smoking. +[1299.280 --> 1300.080] No, you can't say that. +[1300.080 --> 1301.920] You're either scouting or smoking. +[1301.920 --> 1303.520] And I hope to God, and to get to it. +[1303.520 --> 1304.560] Don't put that on me. +[1304.560 --> 1305.280] That's not on you. +[1305.280 --> 1306.480] I'm saying why are you at a playground? +[1306.480 --> 1307.280] It's a great thinking spot. +[1308.480 --> 1310.080] A great thinking spot. +[1310.080 --> 1311.520] What's your inspiration on this playground? +[1312.080 --> 1312.560] Nature. +[1313.680 --> 1314.320] Nature, right? +[1314.320 --> 1314.480] Yeah. +[1315.280 --> 1316.800] And I do enjoy a good jungle gym. +[1317.840 --> 1318.800] A good monkey bar. +[1318.800 --> 1319.600] It's the slide. +[1321.200 --> 1325.040] You'd look like a jigsaw puzzle if you tried to get in a kid size. +[1325.040 --> 1325.440] I'm like, +[1326.960 --> 1329.440] all mingle then and roll. +[1329.440 --> 1331.520] When I was home this weekend, +[1331.520 --> 1332.720] I went to Roland Elementary School. +[1333.520 --> 1334.640] Elementary School, there's nobody there. +[1335.280 --> 1338.080] But I was just on my phone thinking about ideas. +[1338.080 --> 1339.200] That's what I'm talking about. +[1339.200 --> 1339.920] What time was it? +[1339.920 --> 1340.560] Middle of the day. +[1341.200 --> 1342.640] Oh, that's not good, bro. +[1342.640 --> 1343.520] That's not good. +[1344.000 --> 1346.160] I feel like you could be arrested in any second. +[1346.160 --> 1348.080] No, but okay, but I'm saying secret service. +[1348.080 --> 1349.840] It would be creepy if I was just standing there +[1349.840 --> 1350.960] loitering with no phone. +[1351.520 --> 1353.680] But having a phone, it helped out a lot. +[1353.680 --> 1354.960] It definitely helps your case, +[1354.960 --> 1355.760] but they're still like, +[1355.760 --> 1356.880] what are you doing? +[1356.880 --> 1358.160] Soldier boy, man. +[1358.160 --> 1359.200] Okay, okay. +[1359.200 --> 1361.440] So if I, when I have my phone on my hand at a playground, +[1361.440 --> 1362.240] I'm just a thinker. +[1362.240 --> 1362.880] I'm a creator. +[1362.880 --> 1363.360] I'm doing this. +[1363.360 --> 1365.040] If I don't have a phone, I'm Dan Schneider. +[1365.040 --> 1365.440] Why do I like that? +[1365.440 --> 1366.960] Like I'm a creep. +[1366.960 --> 1367.440] You know what I mean? +[1367.440 --> 1368.320] You are Arkelli. +[1369.440 --> 1370.480] Like, you know what I mean? +[1370.480 --> 1372.560] That is puff daddy, however, then. +[1372.720 --> 1374.880] And I mean Chris Hansen's around the corner with a pizza. +[1377.760 --> 1378.640] You know what I mean? +[1379.440 --> 1380.800] Oh my god, that was like, +[1380.800 --> 1382.480] that was like a quick trigger figure. +[1382.480 --> 1384.000] You got it all off. +[1384.000 --> 1385.600] Why are you at playgrounds? +[1385.600 --> 1386.160] I just told you. +[1386.160 --> 1387.760] Let's, but let's debunk that. +[1387.760 --> 1389.840] Let's ruin your thought on that, right? +[1389.840 --> 1391.200] I'm about to embarrass you. +[1391.200 --> 1392.160] So you're 25. +[1392.160 --> 1392.640] Correct. +[1392.640 --> 1392.880] Yeah. +[1392.880 --> 1393.600] Okay. +[1393.600 --> 1396.800] So let's say, uh, park. +[1398.320 --> 1399.920] Well, every playground I trail, +[1399.920 --> 1401.440] every playground I go to has a park. +[1401.520 --> 1402.560] Ask it, ball court. +[1402.560 --> 1403.680] They all have that there. +[1403.680 --> 1404.240] Beach. +[1404.240 --> 1405.840] They're, I don't, I live in them. +[1405.840 --> 1406.720] Dallas, no beach here. +[1406.720 --> 1408.480] You're 20, you're 20 minutes away from beach. +[1408.480 --> 1410.240] You're 20 minutes away from little, low beach. +[1410.240 --> 1411.200] That's not a, it beats. +[1411.200 --> 1413.040] That's a lake with a beach. +[1413.040 --> 1414.000] Oh, don't start. +[1414.000 --> 1414.880] It's a beach. +[1414.880 --> 1415.840] A beach has sand. +[1415.840 --> 1416.640] There's sand there. +[1416.640 --> 1417.680] No, it's not rocks. +[1417.680 --> 1418.560] There's so much sand. +[1418.560 --> 1418.880] You're tripping. +[1418.880 --> 1420.240] There's rocks in the sand. +[1420.240 --> 1420.560] Sand. +[1420.560 --> 1421.520] No, it's a rock. +[1421.520 --> 1421.760] No. +[1421.760 --> 1422.400] Okay, we're not doing this. +[1422.400 --> 1422.960] It's full blown. +[1422.960 --> 1423.680] I'm not doing it. +[1423.680 --> 1424.160] Okay, okay, okay. +[1424.160 --> 1424.640] Full blown sand. +[1424.640 --> 1425.920] It's man made, but it's okay. +[1426.000 --> 1428.960] Okay, so I can go to Ashton's back yard and that's a beach. +[1428.960 --> 1430.160] There's not a grain of sand. +[1430.160 --> 1431.200] There's not a grain of sand. +[1431.200 --> 1432.160] Yes, there is. +[1432.160 --> 1433.840] And ashton's back yard, there's sand. +[1433.840 --> 1435.360] Yes, whenever they were building the shit, +[1435.360 --> 1436.720] there was sand on the thing. +[1436.720 --> 1438.000] Sandbags, hold down there. +[1438.000 --> 1438.480] It's with me. +[1438.480 --> 1441.200] It's not out for you to arrest it. +[1441.200 --> 1442.560] I could put my feet in if I want. +[1443.280 --> 1444.080] You're the worst. +[1444.080 --> 1444.800] I'm just saying. +[1444.800 --> 1445.520] I'm just saying. +[1445.520 --> 1446.560] But why play around? +[1446.560 --> 1449.840] It's because my all my creativity, +[1449.840 --> 1451.840] my whole life has come from my childhood. +[1451.840 --> 1453.600] And so I always tap into my childhood. +[1453.600 --> 1455.440] So that's why I watch all my favorite +[1455.520 --> 1456.640] childhood shows all the time. +[1456.640 --> 1458.640] It's because it gets me creative again. +[1458.640 --> 1459.360] It's my thing. +[1459.360 --> 1462.160] Bro, childhood creativity is honestly +[1462.160 --> 1464.320] hilarious and terrifying at the same time. +[1464.320 --> 1465.680] I don't think you had that. +[1465.680 --> 1468.800] I used to have full blown wars with myself. +[1468.800 --> 1469.800] What? +[1469.800 --> 1470.320] Yeah. +[1470.320 --> 1472.240] I would have, I'd go to my grandma's. +[1472.240 --> 1474.000] I'd grab her, I mean, she was blind. +[1474.000 --> 1474.880] She was her walking stick. +[1474.880 --> 1476.000] But I would use this as a staff. +[1476.000 --> 1478.080] And I'd pretend I was Gandalf the Grey. +[1478.080 --> 1483.080] I'd go outside and literally pretend an army of 300 Irrakis +[1483.880 --> 1485.160] were coming down the road. +[1485.160 --> 1487.000] And I would full-prone sprint +[1487.000 --> 1489.960] away from nothing, from dust. +[1489.960 --> 1490.920] There's nothing behind me. +[1490.920 --> 1493.560] And I was like, I can't get back to him, Steve. +[1493.560 --> 1495.000] And I'd run back there. +[1495.000 --> 1496.840] I would set shit up. +[1496.840 --> 1498.600] As if it was like protection. +[1498.600 --> 1501.960] I didn't put the staff down, walking stick for the blind woman. +[1501.960 --> 1503.560] I'd get a fake bone arrow. +[1503.560 --> 1505.480] I'd now am legless, right? +[1506.040 --> 1506.680] Bow down. +[1506.680 --> 1509.720] I'd grab a hatchet that my grandpa used to work on trees. +[1509.720 --> 1511.320] I'd now pretend I'm gimli. +[1511.400 --> 1513.080] I would have full blown water. +[1513.080 --> 1514.120] By yourself. +[1514.120 --> 1515.560] No one else was there. +[1515.560 --> 1516.360] No one was there. +[1516.360 --> 1517.080] How long did these last? +[1517.080 --> 1518.360] Yes or no was I talking out loud? +[1518.360 --> 1519.720] 100%. You have to be. +[1519.720 --> 1520.760] Oh, these are about 90 minutes. +[1520.760 --> 1522.760] It was a good, it was a good, you were, you were wounded. +[1522.760 --> 1523.400] It was good. +[1523.400 --> 1526.600] Oh, I went straight inside, took a bath and laid down my cot. +[1526.600 --> 1527.880] You need a creepery sign at the end. +[1527.880 --> 1529.080] It was broke. +[1529.640 --> 1530.840] You should know podcast. +[1532.600 --> 1535.160] This episode is brought to you by Liquid IV. +[1535.160 --> 1538.040] The heat of the summer boy is it here. +[1538.040 --> 1542.520] And your favorite summer treat could be giving you extraordinary hydration. +[1542.520 --> 1547.000] Liquid IV has refreshing summer flavors like popsicle firecracker +[1547.000 --> 1551.000] and rainbow sherber that just hits the spot when you need +[1551.000 --> 1554.920] transformative hydrating relief all summer long. +[1554.920 --> 1558.360] Not only does Liquid IV have so many different amazing flavors, +[1558.360 --> 1561.560] but my favorite feature is how simple it is. +[1561.560 --> 1565.640] Get a stick, get you some water, rip the stick, pour it in. +[1565.640 --> 1570.040] Simple, done and just like that, hydration is coming your way. +[1570.040 --> 1570.680] That's right. +[1570.680 --> 1574.040] Terror, pour, live more, one stick plus 16 ounces of water, +[1574.040 --> 1575.880] hydrates better than water alone. +[1575.880 --> 1578.360] And as three times the electrolytes of the leading sports drink, +[1578.360 --> 1580.200] eight essential vitamins and nutrients, +[1580.200 --> 1584.840] and it's always non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, and soy-free. +[1584.840 --> 1588.120] So indulgent hydration this summer with Liquid IV. +[1588.120 --> 1593.000] Get 20% off your first order of Liquid IV when you go to liquidiv.com +[1593.000 --> 1595.560] and use code YSK at checkout. +[1595.560 --> 1599.320] That's 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today +[1599.320 --> 1603.240] using promo code YSK at liquidiv.com. +[1603.240 --> 1605.240] Now on to the rest of the episode. +[1609.240 --> 1611.800] Okay, see you're using me a cute creative kid, right? +[1611.800 --> 1613.240] Yeah. Let's talk about you as an adult. +[1614.360 --> 1616.280] Right, I have a question for you. +[1616.280 --> 1617.240] I'm still cute. +[1617.240 --> 1617.960] Still creative? +[1617.960 --> 1621.080] No, well, you've told me something about yourself +[1621.160 --> 1622.600] and it is awfully creative. +[1622.600 --> 1623.800] I guess that's the word you could say. +[1625.480 --> 1626.520] Let's be honest here. +[1626.520 --> 1626.920] Okay. +[1628.040 --> 1629.080] Shoulder shrug with it. +[1629.080 --> 1631.400] Let's be honest, this is never a good thing for me. +[1631.400 --> 1633.080] My ass is burning. +[1633.080 --> 1634.040] I'm on the hot seat. +[1634.040 --> 1634.360] Okay. +[1635.400 --> 1637.800] We all have genitalia. +[1638.520 --> 1639.240] Yes, you have it. +[1639.240 --> 1639.800] I have it. +[1639.800 --> 1641.240] Where's this going? +[1641.240 --> 1644.440] And sometimes when you grow older as we are, we're grown, man. +[1644.440 --> 1646.200] You get hair down there. +[1646.200 --> 1646.520] Yeah. +[1647.160 --> 1649.080] Where are you going with this? +[1649.080 --> 1650.840] Where are you going? +[1651.160 --> 1651.880] Right. +[1655.960 --> 1656.840] Right. +[1656.840 --> 1661.560] And sometimes, and sometimes you sometimes you got to clean it up, huh? +[1662.360 --> 1664.040] So, question for you. +[1667.160 --> 1669.640] Have you ever played around a little bit while you're +[1669.640 --> 1671.160] while you're shaving your jibbly bits? +[1671.160 --> 1674.920] You're a coward, protecting this to the air. +[1676.200 --> 1677.960] Yes, the answer is yes. +[1677.960 --> 1678.840] Down the bow. +[1678.840 --> 1679.640] How? +[1679.640 --> 1681.320] How have you how have you played around? +[1681.960 --> 1684.440] What's a while to say you've done while shaving downstairs? +[1684.440 --> 1686.920] I was inspired. +[1686.920 --> 1687.640] Some could say. +[1687.640 --> 1689.000] You're not even on the mic. +[1689.000 --> 1690.280] I was inspired. +[1690.280 --> 1690.920] Some could say. +[1691.640 --> 1696.600] And Delta was in inspiration. +[1697.640 --> 1699.880] So while I was cleaning everything up, +[1701.080 --> 1703.240] I said let's see what it looks like with a little wind. +[1703.240 --> 1703.640] Sure. +[1708.200 --> 1711.080] You gave yourself a landing strip as a grown man. +[1711.720 --> 1713.480] First off wasn't grown man. +[1713.480 --> 1715.880] I was probably like 20. +[1715.880 --> 1716.920] You're grown man. +[1716.920 --> 1718.680] 20, 20, like four. +[1718.680 --> 1720.360] Like two years ago. +[1720.360 --> 1721.240] 20. +[1721.240 --> 1722.040] Oh my god. +[1722.040 --> 1723.640] You were sitting on this couch with a landing strip. +[1723.640 --> 1724.760] No, it was 2021. +[1724.760 --> 1725.320] It was 2021. +[1725.320 --> 1727.000] It was 100% at Juco. +[1727.000 --> 1727.960] And it wasn't. +[1727.960 --> 1728.440] It did. +[1728.440 --> 1729.640] You did at a dormitory? +[1729.640 --> 1729.880] Yeah. +[1729.880 --> 1730.440] It did. +[1730.440 --> 1731.080] Oh my god. +[1731.080 --> 1731.560] You free. +[1731.560 --> 1732.600] Oh, you were in my roommate. +[1732.600 --> 1734.920] It didn't stay to play. +[1734.920 --> 1735.880] It was like a two. +[1735.880 --> 1736.760] It's I sort of got it. +[1736.760 --> 1738.680] It's like when people have a full-bone beard. +[1738.680 --> 1740.680] And instead of just going being born with it going, +[1740.680 --> 1743.720] like they take this off first where they have mutton chops. +[1743.720 --> 1745.240] And then they take that off to it's just in my session. +[1745.240 --> 1746.120] And then they clean it all up. +[1746.120 --> 1748.120] You shaped your crotch up to have a landing strip. +[1748.120 --> 1749.160] For about 30 seconds. +[1749.160 --> 1751.560] Okay, the reason I make it fun is because I'm projecting. +[1751.560 --> 1752.680] I gave myself a heart one. +[1755.160 --> 1756.920] You gave yourself a heart? +[1756.920 --> 1757.560] Right. +[1764.440 --> 1765.480] No. +[1765.480 --> 1766.440] No. +[1766.920 --> 1768.200] It started as an arrow. +[1768.200 --> 1769.000] No, you didn't. +[1772.680 --> 1773.880] Yeah, too, Mike's on you. +[1776.920 --> 1779.000] Yeah, it started as an arrow. +[1779.000 --> 1780.440] Are you seeing black dots? +[1780.440 --> 1781.320] No. +[1781.320 --> 1783.160] It started as an arrow pointing down. +[1783.160 --> 1784.280] Like, I was trying to be cute. +[1785.240 --> 1788.120] And then a heart turned it to a heart. +[1788.120 --> 1790.120] A certified lover boy downstairs. +[1790.120 --> 1791.560] It was like a, it was like a, like that. +[1791.560 --> 1792.840] She was probably shattered. +[1792.840 --> 1795.240] Yeah, it was like triangles instead of like rounded. +[1795.240 --> 1795.720] Peyton. +[1795.720 --> 1797.080] But you get, you got the gist. +[1797.080 --> 1797.560] Gist. +[1797.560 --> 1798.600] Okay. +[1798.600 --> 1799.400] There's no way. +[1799.400 --> 1800.520] There's no way you gave yourself a heart. +[1800.520 --> 1801.880] That's the wildest pubic thing I've ever done. +[1801.880 --> 1804.840] Mine was just a straight line leading to that road of gold. +[1805.880 --> 1806.680] Heart. +[1806.680 --> 1808.280] Wait, so you sectioned it off. +[1808.280 --> 1808.840] What do you mean? +[1808.840 --> 1810.200] Like, it was a floating heart. +[1810.200 --> 1811.800] There was no little trail down to it. +[1811.800 --> 1812.760] No, it started at the base. +[1812.760 --> 1813.640] It started at the base. +[1813.640 --> 1815.080] Like, that's where the tip of the heart was. +[1815.080 --> 1817.240] And then you were paying us at a ball cap. +[1817.240 --> 1820.120] Your penis had a certified lover boy ball cap. +[1822.920 --> 1824.040] What are you doing? +[1824.040 --> 1824.520] Okay. +[1824.520 --> 1825.400] I've done more. +[1825.400 --> 1825.720] Was that it? +[1825.720 --> 1826.760] Was that in college? +[1827.640 --> 1828.520] No, it's high school, I think. +[1829.080 --> 1830.760] Oh, I've got your hair. +[1832.760 --> 1834.600] I didn't have the old man. +[1834.600 --> 1835.880] No, oh man. +[1835.880 --> 1838.120] No, you had ass hair when you were nine, probably. +[1838.920 --> 1841.320] The first hair I pubic where I got was on the nipple. +[1842.200 --> 1842.680] Long. +[1842.680 --> 1843.720] What did you just say? +[1843.720 --> 1846.200] The first pubic hair you got was on your nipple. +[1846.200 --> 1847.560] Yeah, not a pubic hair. +[1847.560 --> 1848.600] That is a pubic hair. +[1848.600 --> 1850.040] Your nipples are not your pubes. +[1850.040 --> 1851.000] What is a pub? +[1852.280 --> 1853.080] No, no, no. +[1853.160 --> 1854.680] Pubic, these are pubes too. +[1854.680 --> 1855.720] That's a beard. +[1855.720 --> 1856.440] Yeah, believe it or not. +[1856.440 --> 1857.160] Those are pubic hair. +[1857.160 --> 1858.120] That's facial hair. +[1858.120 --> 1858.600] Okay. +[1858.600 --> 1862.200] But I think everything on your body is pubic. +[1862.200 --> 1864.040] So you have pubic hair on your leg. +[1864.040 --> 1865.320] Yeah, that's incorrect. +[1865.320 --> 1866.360] I don't like the word pubic. +[1866.360 --> 1869.160] Yeah, pubic is a strange diction. +[1869.160 --> 1870.280] No, but I've done weirder things. +[1870.280 --> 1872.920] I've made shorts out of my leg hair before. +[1872.920 --> 1875.000] I've shaved everything under here before. +[1875.960 --> 1877.000] And I was walking around. +[1877.000 --> 1877.720] It didn't look... +[1879.400 --> 1881.560] My hair turns blonde in the summer, so you couldn't really tell. +[1882.440 --> 1886.840] But I was walking around with compression shorts of pubic hair. +[1886.840 --> 1890.360] Oh, the reason that one got me so bad is because I always wanted to do that. +[1890.360 --> 1891.000] But I had my shit. +[1891.000 --> 1892.280] You can't see it. +[1892.280 --> 1893.880] Bro, back to the heart. +[1894.680 --> 1896.280] What are we talking size-wise? +[1897.000 --> 1897.960] Um... +[1897.960 --> 1898.840] Do you want an anchor? +[1898.840 --> 1900.200] No, I don't want to see anything. +[1900.200 --> 1901.640] Just give me a right here. +[1901.640 --> 1904.440] Uh, we're talking like an emoji or something. +[1904.440 --> 1905.160] What the f***? +[1907.160 --> 1908.840] Oh, no, I was a scruffly guy. +[1908.840 --> 1910.280] Bix your bass! +[1910.360 --> 1911.480] You said it was about right here. +[1911.480 --> 1913.720] What the f***? +[1913.720 --> 1915.640] How much real estate? +[1915.640 --> 1917.800] How big your parking, your driveway? +[1917.800 --> 1919.160] Oh, you know I got a large duch. +[1919.160 --> 1920.520] How big's your driveway? +[1920.520 --> 1920.760] Oh. +[1920.760 --> 1921.800] You said, oh, it's about right here. +[1921.800 --> 1922.520] Here's the heart. +[1922.520 --> 1923.960] Oh, Ruby can sit on it comfortably. +[1923.960 --> 1925.240] And... +[1925.240 --> 1928.120] No, that sounds crazy, but like I'm talking about like my belly. +[1928.120 --> 1928.840] That's where it is. +[1929.480 --> 1929.960] Like, look. +[1929.960 --> 1930.600] What? +[1930.600 --> 1931.640] Here, I'll show you. +[1931.640 --> 1932.840] You're a b- +[1932.840 --> 1933.160] You... +[1934.120 --> 1935.320] No, no! +[1935.320 --> 1936.120] No! +[1936.120 --> 1937.000] You're a hudaheer. +[1937.000 --> 1937.800] No. +[1937.800 --> 1938.760] What?! +[1939.720 --> 1942.520] You're a six and sub-pubic heart! +[1944.760 --> 1945.560] Are you f***? +[1946.520 --> 1947.480] Are you kidding? +[1947.480 --> 1949.400] Because you know I got a lot of habit roll hair. +[1949.400 --> 1949.960] So it was like... +[1952.120 --> 1952.760] Oh, what? +[1953.960 --> 1955.880] See, I was bringing it lost for words. +[1955.880 --> 1958.040] I brought you in at first to maybe... +[1958.040 --> 1958.920] I'm glad we bond. +[1958.920 --> 1960.920] I'm not down your wall in judgment, but it didn't work. +[1960.920 --> 1961.720] Oh, it didn't. +[1961.720 --> 1965.240] Because my strip was about, I'd say about that-why. +[1966.040 --> 1967.400] About that long. +[1968.360 --> 1969.640] Just nice, simple little strip. +[1969.640 --> 1971.640] Oh yeah, but you don't have that much real estate like I do. +[1972.920 --> 1974.760] You have a FI-F 500. +[1974.760 --> 1976.280] I have a semi-truck. +[1976.280 --> 1977.560] Are you mad at me? +[1977.560 --> 1979.160] You can go undermine. +[1979.160 --> 1979.800] Do you know what I mean? +[1980.760 --> 1982.680] Your shadow outcasts yours. +[1983.320 --> 1984.280] No, no, no, no. +[1984.280 --> 1985.240] That's insane. +[1985.240 --> 1987.560] No, it's not my proudest thing, but I'd still do it. +[1988.360 --> 1989.720] I wish I need to get a mirror in- +[1989.720 --> 1991.000] No, no, no, no, no, that's too bad. +[1992.200 --> 1992.840] Wait, okay. +[1992.840 --> 1993.640] One more on this. +[1993.640 --> 1994.200] Okay, go ahead. +[1994.200 --> 1994.680] Go ahead. +[1994.680 --> 1995.480] Go ahead. +[1995.640 --> 1997.640] One to ten, right? +[1997.640 --> 1998.440] What? +[1998.440 --> 2001.960] No, not, no, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that. +[2001.960 --> 2003.960] One to ten. +[2003.960 --> 2009.480] One being, one, I'm talking like Ruby head, like skull of Ruby, +[2009.480 --> 2013.240] baby ass smooth, like the back of like a kitchen plate. +[2013.240 --> 2014.040] Okay. +[2014.040 --> 2015.480] One being that smooth. +[2015.480 --> 2016.280] Yeah. +[2016.280 --> 2018.760] Ten being like, where's my keys? +[2018.760 --> 2020.760] I can't see through this forest. +[2020.760 --> 2021.560] Where am I at? +[2021.560 --> 2023.480] Where are you at on a day-to-day? +[2023.480 --> 2024.120] Like right now. +[2024.200 --> 2026.120] That's such a strange question, ask her. +[2026.120 --> 2027.800] Like the middle of the week in July. +[2029.720 --> 2030.920] What's your hair looking like? +[2031.800 --> 2033.000] Not looking, I don't need to see. +[2033.560 --> 2034.920] But where's your comfort zone? +[2034.920 --> 2036.520] Where do you feel most at home? +[2036.520 --> 2038.200] You ever seen a tree about to die? +[2038.200 --> 2039.320] Has a couple of leaves on it? +[2044.360 --> 2046.680] Like a tree in autumn, like a tree in fall. +[2046.680 --> 2048.920] Like the shit's starting to decay a little bit. +[2049.800 --> 2050.600] It's like patchy. +[2050.600 --> 2054.840] It looks like the top of Kevin Rance head. +[2058.840 --> 2059.640] First time. +[2059.640 --> 2061.080] It looks like the top of LeBron's head. +[2061.080 --> 2062.520] Whenever he doesn't go like that for two long. +[2062.520 --> 2063.880] Why is there patches? +[2071.880 --> 2073.000] It's so bad. +[2074.840 --> 2075.640] Sorry. +[2075.640 --> 2076.600] That's a lot. +[2076.600 --> 2077.640] And I do apologize. +[2077.640 --> 2078.120] I'm joking. +[2078.120 --> 2078.920] It's a comedy podcast. +[2078.920 --> 2079.640] Comedy Grovers. +[2079.720 --> 2081.160] Oh, that's it. +[2081.160 --> 2082.200] It did it again. +[2082.200 --> 2082.680] It did it again. +[2083.400 --> 2083.960] Stop. +[2083.960 --> 2084.440] Don't ask me. +[2084.440 --> 2085.080] That's invasive. +[2086.120 --> 2089.400] You just told me your pubic region looks like LeBron, +[2089.400 --> 2092.040] Ramon James Skull if he doesn't brush. +[2092.040 --> 2092.840] Yeah. +[2092.840 --> 2094.040] Why is there patches? +[2094.040 --> 2094.840] That shouldn't surprise you. +[2094.840 --> 2096.280] You know how my leg hair is. +[2096.280 --> 2097.880] Like I am super hairy right here. +[2097.880 --> 2099.560] That's like balls behind the knee. +[2099.560 --> 2101.400] That's a something that's hidden all the at all time. +[2101.400 --> 2103.080] You're like my webbing is baby smooth. +[2103.880 --> 2105.080] Little pink and red. +[2105.080 --> 2106.120] You're webbing smooth. +[2106.120 --> 2107.320] It looks like chab lips. +[2107.320 --> 2108.120] My... +[2108.280 --> 2108.920] Okay. +[2108.920 --> 2109.400] No, no, no. +[2109.400 --> 2110.360] We got this tough. +[2110.360 --> 2111.480] You have to get off. +[2111.480 --> 2112.680] We, you're done. +[2112.680 --> 2113.560] You're so done. +[2114.120 --> 2117.720] And the fact that I say these things and they're still like people that love me like. +[2118.920 --> 2120.920] I think this will make them love you even more. +[2120.920 --> 2121.720] That's that's concerned. +[2121.720 --> 2122.920] You're going to get some wicked dreams. +[2122.920 --> 2123.720] Let's just say that. +[2123.720 --> 2124.680] Speaking of private areas. +[2124.680 --> 2125.800] I was talking to this girl, right? +[2126.520 --> 2126.920] So... +[2127.960 --> 2129.000] I was talking to this girl, right? +[2129.000 --> 2129.720] It's... +[2129.720 --> 2131.480] So she was staying at my house for a long time. +[2132.280 --> 2133.240] She was like a resident. +[2133.240 --> 2133.960] Free rent. +[2133.960 --> 2134.520] Oh. +[2134.520 --> 2135.160] You know what I mean? +[2136.600 --> 2137.640] You don't need to know. +[2137.880 --> 2138.440] But I do. +[2138.440 --> 2139.080] I was staying at... +[2139.080 --> 2139.960] She was staying at my house, right? +[2139.960 --> 2140.440] Okay. +[2140.440 --> 2141.880] You know how my house is built. +[2141.880 --> 2142.200] Dirty. +[2143.640 --> 2144.680] So... +[2144.680 --> 2146.200] I'm getting scammed by a maid right now. +[2146.200 --> 2147.800] I'll tell you, I'll tell you on Patreon. +[2147.800 --> 2149.400] I'm getting scammed by a maid. +[2149.400 --> 2149.800] It is. +[2149.800 --> 2150.280] I'm... +[2150.280 --> 2150.440] Oh! +[2151.240 --> 2152.520] I think she's going to kill me. +[2152.520 --> 2153.240] I'll kill her. +[2153.240 --> 2153.720] Okay. +[2153.720 --> 2154.200] Oh god. +[2154.200 --> 2155.960] So this girl was staying at my house, right? +[2156.520 --> 2157.800] Resonant at this point. +[2157.800 --> 2158.360] You know what I mean? +[2158.360 --> 2158.920] She has a key. +[2158.920 --> 2160.120] You know what I mean? +[2160.120 --> 2160.600] No. +[2160.600 --> 2161.240] Never. +[2161.240 --> 2163.480] And so she was showering in my shower. +[2164.040 --> 2164.920] I was in the bed. +[2164.920 --> 2165.640] Good morning to you. +[2165.640 --> 2166.200] You know what I mean? +[2166.280 --> 2168.520] As we do. +[2169.240 --> 2170.120] She gets out the shower. +[2170.120 --> 2171.720] She has a bonnet on doing her thing. +[2172.600 --> 2175.400] She comes out of the bathroom towards my bed. +[2175.400 --> 2175.800] And she's like, +[2179.400 --> 2180.360] I'm like, what's wrong? +[2180.360 --> 2182.200] What's what what what what what you doing there? +[2182.200 --> 2183.960] Like why is it she goes, I don't know. +[2183.960 --> 2186.200] Something like my ear just like feels weird. +[2186.200 --> 2187.320] Like tingling in it. +[2188.120 --> 2189.400] And I was like, oh, just ignore it. +[2189.400 --> 2190.200] Like you'll be okay. +[2190.200 --> 2191.960] Like yeah, just lay down. +[2191.960 --> 2193.320] We'll lay him down, right? +[2193.320 --> 2193.800] She keeps. +[2193.800 --> 2197.000] Oh, I'm making my shit it. +[2197.000 --> 2199.560] And I'm like, what what let me look at it? +[2199.560 --> 2200.280] Like what are you doing? +[2201.560 --> 2202.680] She lays on her side, right? +[2203.560 --> 2204.520] Or looking her ear. +[2205.080 --> 2205.560] I'm getting it. +[2205.560 --> 2206.680] I can't see anything. +[2207.160 --> 2209.480] But like I can visit her ears like twitching a little bit. +[2209.480 --> 2210.120] Like he's good. +[2210.120 --> 2211.320] Something like this. +[2211.320 --> 2214.040] I literally put my pinky in her ear and I'm scooping. +[2214.040 --> 2214.280] Right? +[2214.280 --> 2214.760] I'm like, +[2216.040 --> 2217.000] on the third one. +[2217.000 --> 2220.920] Hey, I swear to God, a dead little spider pops out +[2220.920 --> 2222.600] and is like resting on the top. +[2222.600 --> 2223.080] Oh my. +[2223.880 --> 2224.840] I have goosebumps. +[2224.840 --> 2226.760] The camera can't see if I have goosebumps on my legs. +[2226.760 --> 2227.400] You too. +[2227.400 --> 2228.200] Oh my God. +[2228.200 --> 2229.400] I'm in the top ear here. +[2230.200 --> 2230.920] And I said, +[2231.960 --> 2232.840] pack your things. +[2234.440 --> 2236.520] Get out of my house. +[2237.400 --> 2238.600] Gwyn's they see. +[2239.320 --> 2241.160] You can leave right now. +[2241.160 --> 2243.480] Like you're housing a raconet in your skull. +[2245.000 --> 2246.760] You need to leave, man. +[2247.720 --> 2248.840] It's like take your money. +[2248.840 --> 2250.360] I'm going to get it. +[2250.360 --> 2253.400] I'll try and I just got my +[2253.400 --> 2256.360] single raconets is that's probably the best +[2256.360 --> 2258.920] two word combination I've heard in a year. +[2258.920 --> 2262.040] And I just got my house like fermented or whatever it's called +[2262.040 --> 2263.320] when they check for insects. +[2263.320 --> 2264.360] No, what's it called? +[2265.880 --> 2267.080] What's that called when they do that? +[2268.680 --> 2269.400] Fermented. +[2269.400 --> 2270.360] I'm firm. +[2270.360 --> 2271.240] What is it? +[2271.240 --> 2272.200] Inspector. +[2272.200 --> 2273.000] There you go. +[2273.000 --> 2274.280] It's not fermented. +[2274.280 --> 2277.080] I got my house infirmated and infiltrated. +[2277.080 --> 2278.600] And they check for bugs and shit. +[2278.600 --> 2281.160] And they didn't check her and have it. +[2281.160 --> 2285.080] But she was using my ex's bonnet that's been sitting there for like two years. +[2286.040 --> 2289.320] So you typically date spidey women. +[2289.960 --> 2293.080] If it came from one ex, it now went to other ex. +[2293.080 --> 2296.760] Well, I'm a first off bless her heart because you didn't say she did anything wrong. +[2296.760 --> 2298.040] She's just housing a raconets. +[2298.040 --> 2298.840] So she's got to go. +[2298.840 --> 2299.720] You can do that. +[2299.720 --> 2300.600] You have to leave. +[2300.600 --> 2302.280] I've lived here every day. +[2302.280 --> 2304.280] You just got to see the spider. +[2304.280 --> 2306.680] You're giving one a house to live in. +[2306.680 --> 2307.720] You got a studio apartment. +[2307.720 --> 2308.760] You got to go right now. +[2308.760 --> 2309.960] He's in a cave in your ear. +[2310.760 --> 2313.640] What would you do if that happened to you? +[2313.640 --> 2314.840] Like genuinely. +[2314.840 --> 2315.640] Like for real. +[2316.280 --> 2318.520] What would you do if that was you in that scenario? +[2318.520 --> 2319.720] If there's a spider in my ear. +[2319.720 --> 2320.120] Yes. +[2320.120 --> 2321.080] You're feeling shit. +[2321.080 --> 2323.000] You're going and then you go, man, what the hell? +[2323.000 --> 2323.720] No, it's like this. +[2324.440 --> 2326.840] Next time you see me, there's going to be a toe tag on me. +[2326.840 --> 2327.720] You got to identify. +[2329.400 --> 2330.520] I can't live like that. +[2335.640 --> 2336.280] They pull the shoes. +[2336.280 --> 2336.760] I paid them. +[2336.760 --> 2337.720] Yeah, I just look at that here. +[2338.600 --> 2340.520] Craziest answer you could possibly give. +[2340.520 --> 2341.160] Maybe. +[2341.160 --> 2342.920] Maybe actually the worst answer. +[2342.920 --> 2343.640] I think so. +[2343.640 --> 2344.120] Yeah. +[2344.120 --> 2344.360] Yeah. +[2345.640 --> 2347.640] I would burn the house to the ground. +[2349.160 --> 2351.560] No, I don't procreate spiders. +[2351.560 --> 2353.160] They don't come from me. +[2353.160 --> 2353.880] I don't make them. +[2353.880 --> 2355.400] I don't have a spider making kit. +[2355.400 --> 2357.800] So it's coming from this system. +[2358.280 --> 2359.480] So I leave house. +[2360.520 --> 2361.720] The Usional Podcast. +[2363.400 --> 2365.320] This episode of The Usional Podcast is right +[2365.320 --> 2367.560] to buy friends at Shopify. +[2367.560 --> 2369.640] When I started podcasting an online store +[2369.640 --> 2371.640] was the furthest thing for my mind. +[2371.640 --> 2374.200] Now we are selling merch online +[2374.200 --> 2375.400] and we are doing very well. +[2375.400 --> 2376.920] You know who makes that easy? 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+[2433.000 --> 2433.640] No. +[2433.640 --> 2436.920] That always houses spider like at least once a month +[2436.920 --> 2438.200] that you know you're going to find an +[2438.200 --> 2440.120] arachnid in her skull +[2440.120 --> 2443.080] or a girl that has chronically bad breath. +[2443.880 --> 2445.800] Oh, but not in public only whenever you're +[2445.800 --> 2446.440] sexy time. +[2447.320 --> 2449.640] Oh hell no, give me it'sy bitty. +[2449.720 --> 2451.400] I'll really get that spider out. +[2451.400 --> 2451.960] Really? +[2451.960 --> 2452.280] Yeah. +[2452.280 --> 2454.120] But every month this Friday gets a little bigger. +[2454.120 --> 2456.040] Okay, see you throwing a little more venomous. +[2456.040 --> 2456.840] So you're throwing cat, +[2456.840 --> 2458.360] yeah, black widow in your ear. +[2458.360 --> 2459.880] Like venom comes out of her when it's like +[2460.760 --> 2461.560] just grabs me. +[2462.520 --> 2464.360] Bad breath during sexy time is +[2464.360 --> 2466.040] any immediate shoehorn. +[2466.040 --> 2469.640] So you would think recently +[2469.640 --> 2470.840] I was having sexy time. +[2471.560 --> 2474.040] Kissing kissing kissing a lovely girl. +[2474.040 --> 2474.920] Don't you say it? +[2474.920 --> 2476.840] Her breath was like tartar sauce. +[2477.560 --> 2481.240] It was literally like Wendy's 4 for 4 mixed with a +[2481.240 --> 2482.040] smoothie. +[2482.040 --> 2484.120] It was one of the worst things I've ever had. +[2484.120 --> 2484.920] What was this? +[2484.920 --> 2485.720] Who was it? +[2485.720 --> 2486.360] I can't say it. +[2486.360 --> 2486.520] Don't say it. +[2486.520 --> 2487.400] Yeah, don't say it. +[2487.400 --> 2489.720] But you know, I know I know I know. +[2489.720 --> 2492.440] Yeah, we were tongue punching and it didn't stop me. +[2492.440 --> 2493.880] Her tongue was a little rough. +[2493.880 --> 2495.240] That's the part they got me and I was like, +[2495.240 --> 2495.880] am I bleeding? +[2497.400 --> 2498.680] You know, I don't like. +[2498.680 --> 2500.120] Don't suck on my bottom lip. +[2500.120 --> 2501.240] I hate that. +[2501.240 --> 2501.800] Oh no. +[2502.440 --> 2503.720] But you don't have much bottom lip. +[2503.720 --> 2505.640] My shit takes my chin with me. +[2505.640 --> 2506.440] Yeah, you're shit. +[2506.440 --> 2507.560] It takes your whole skull. +[2507.560 --> 2508.680] I'm just like, that might be right. +[2508.680 --> 2509.800] I'm like, oh thanks. +[2509.800 --> 2511.800] And you're like, I'm like, oh damn it. +[2512.840 --> 2514.680] No, I don't find by breath bad, bad, bad. +[2514.680 --> 2515.480] That bad. +[2515.480 --> 2516.200] I can work around it. +[2517.000 --> 2518.120] Bad, okay. +[2518.120 --> 2518.840] Hold your nose. +[2518.840 --> 2521.560] The only time, no, you hold my nose with my mouth open. +[2521.560 --> 2522.440] I'm swapping spit. +[2522.440 --> 2523.880] Yeah, I kiss you like I'm diving in a pool. +[2531.240 --> 2533.480] That would be the girl with leave. +[2533.480 --> 2534.680] Yes, she'd have to leave. +[2534.680 --> 2535.880] Not. +[2535.880 --> 2537.000] You don't think she'd be that embarrassed? +[2538.040 --> 2538.840] No. +[2538.840 --> 2540.440] If I went, all right, let's do it. +[2542.680 --> 2543.640] That'd be off. +[2543.640 --> 2544.680] That'd be your second grade. +[2544.680 --> 2545.240] Okay, what would you say? +[2546.200 --> 2546.920] Bad, okay. +[2546.920 --> 2548.920] I will agree with you, but if it's morning, +[2548.920 --> 2549.960] if it's morning breath, +[2549.960 --> 2551.560] oh, I can excuse it. +[2551.560 --> 2552.600] That's a responsibility thing. +[2552.600 --> 2553.880] You don't kiss in the morning. +[2553.880 --> 2555.560] Oh, I have full one sex time in morning. +[2555.560 --> 2556.200] Well, you're married. +[2556.200 --> 2557.080] That's different. +[2557.080 --> 2557.640] That's true. +[2557.640 --> 2558.600] I can't do that. +[2558.600 --> 2560.760] You go, go put some listerine in there. +[2560.760 --> 2562.440] Don't even turn around at me. +[2562.440 --> 2563.320] One more, one more, would you rather? +[2563.320 --> 2565.880] This might be the most unhinged one we've ever asked. +[2565.880 --> 2566.680] Oh, God. +[2566.680 --> 2567.640] I'm feeling unhinged today. +[2567.640 --> 2567.800] I don't know. +[2567.800 --> 2569.000] We're in the studio alone, by the way. +[2569.000 --> 2570.520] There's no one telling us we can't say shit. +[2570.520 --> 2573.320] Yeah, I don't know if this is even going to make it, +[2573.320 --> 2574.280] but let's go. +[2574.280 --> 2575.240] I like it. +[2575.240 --> 2576.760] You're playing NCAA football right. +[2576.760 --> 2577.240] WAM! +[2577.240 --> 2578.280] You get hit in the back of the head. +[2578.280 --> 2579.080] You're unconscious. +[2579.080 --> 2579.800] You don't know where you are. +[2579.800 --> 2580.440] You don't know what you're doing. +[2580.440 --> 2580.920] Okay. +[2580.920 --> 2581.560] Okay, you wake up. +[2581.560 --> 2582.440] You don't want to desert it on. +[2583.320 --> 2584.040] Okay. +[2584.040 --> 2585.880] There's a mystery box sitting there. +[2586.440 --> 2587.080] You open it. +[2588.120 --> 2588.680] It says, +[2589.240 --> 2593.640] You are stuck on this island for two years. +[2593.640 --> 2594.840] Okay. +[2594.840 --> 2596.680] There's enough resources to keep you alive. +[2597.320 --> 2598.520] You're going to have to do some work, +[2599.080 --> 2600.120] but you can survive. +[2600.120 --> 2600.600] Okay. +[2601.720 --> 2603.240] One person can stay with you. +[2603.240 --> 2604.360] Mm-hmm. +[2604.360 --> 2606.760] And her name is Teresa. +[2606.760 --> 2607.720] How does she look like? +[2607.720 --> 2608.520] However. +[2608.520 --> 2608.920] Okay. +[2609.880 --> 2612.520] Teresa is, in fact, a mermaid. +[2613.880 --> 2614.200] Okay. +[2614.200 --> 2615.800] Now, Peyton, the choice is yours. +[2616.440 --> 2618.600] Do you want Teresa's top half? +[2618.920 --> 2619.800] Or bottom half? +[2620.760 --> 2621.560] To be human. +[2622.360 --> 2626.360] And you're stuck with Teresa for two years. +[2626.360 --> 2630.040] So you either have a top half woman. +[2630.040 --> 2631.880] And a bottom half fit. +[2631.880 --> 2633.880] Or a bottom half woman. +[2633.880 --> 2635.880] And a top half bitch. +[2635.880 --> 2637.880] Oh no, can't. +[2637.880 --> 2638.680] Oh no. +[2638.680 --> 2639.880] Because either one of these. +[2639.880 --> 2641.080] Oh no. +[2641.080 --> 2641.880] Let's do it. +[2641.880 --> 2643.880] Let's hear the answer, man. +[2643.880 --> 2645.080] You either have. +[2645.080 --> 2646.760] So let me paint the picture away. +[2646.760 --> 2647.560] Yeah. +[2647.560 --> 2650.120] Paint, ask questions if you need to. +[2650.120 --> 2652.360] I wake up at six in the morning half-cocked, right? +[2652.360 --> 2653.160] William! +[2653.160 --> 2654.520] You just can't hear it right back in the head. +[2654.520 --> 2655.000] Okay. +[2655.000 --> 2657.000] No, I'm saying like, I wake up on the island, I'm half-cocked. +[2657.000 --> 2657.800] Oh, okay. +[2657.800 --> 2658.200] Well, no. +[2658.200 --> 2658.760] Probably less. +[2658.760 --> 2660.200] Probably almost inverted. +[2660.200 --> 2660.600] No, no, no. +[2660.600 --> 2661.400] You don't know how to wake up. +[2661.400 --> 2663.480] Well, you were transported via air +[2663.480 --> 2664.680] and then dropped on a sand. +[2664.680 --> 2667.080] The better sleep I get, the more blood flow. +[2667.080 --> 2667.560] Come on now. +[2667.560 --> 2668.040] I feel that. +[2668.040 --> 2668.600] You know what I mean? +[2668.600 --> 2669.320] Clean, hard grease. +[2669.320 --> 2669.880] You know what I mean? +[2669.880 --> 2670.440] Not really. +[2670.440 --> 2670.920] Well, there's- +[2670.920 --> 2672.040] And so I wake up, right? +[2672.040 --> 2674.520] I'm looking and I have the choice, right? +[2674.600 --> 2675.640] You see this mystery box? +[2675.640 --> 2676.120] I'll open it up. +[2676.120 --> 2676.280] I'm just- +[2676.280 --> 2677.640] No, fuck the mix, all that. +[2677.640 --> 2680.680] I'm saying we're at the point where this woman is here, right? +[2680.680 --> 2684.040] I'm trying to imagine we got a beautiful up top, right? +[2684.040 --> 2684.200] Mm-hmm. +[2684.200 --> 2685.080] I look down you got- +[2685.080 --> 2686.040] You got sound- +[2686.040 --> 2686.680] It's just- +[2686.680 --> 2687.720] It's a big fin. +[2687.720 --> 2688.120] God! +[2688.120 --> 2689.720] Big fin with scales. +[2689.720 --> 2690.680] I don't like scales. +[2690.680 --> 2691.480] Often slimey. +[2692.200 --> 2693.080] Oh, you're crazy. +[2693.080 --> 2694.680] A fish mouth would go crazy. +[2695.400 --> 2696.280] Can I say that? +[2697.960 --> 2698.600] Big soul? +[2699.400 --> 2700.120] That's a joke. +[2703.000 --> 2703.480] So! +[2705.080 --> 2705.800] Without being- +[2705.800 --> 2706.680] Then they talk. +[2706.680 --> 2707.080] Without- +[2707.080 --> 2707.640] Oh yeah. +[2707.640 --> 2708.360] Oh, the fish? +[2708.360 --> 2709.160] You pick the option. +[2709.160 --> 2710.040] The fish can talk? +[2710.040 --> 2710.520] Oh, no. +[2710.520 --> 2712.200] No, if it has a top half fish, can it talk? +[2712.200 --> 2712.680] No. +[2712.680 --> 2714.840] Then I'm all good for good talkings. +[2714.840 --> 2715.960] You have to talk to me. +[2715.960 --> 2717.800] So you're going top half woman? +[2717.800 --> 2718.120] Yeah. +[2718.120 --> 2719.800] Bottom half gills. +[2719.800 --> 2720.280] Yeah. +[2720.280 --> 2721.000] 100%. +[2721.000 --> 2722.040] I gotta be able to talk to you. +[2722.040 --> 2722.840] You can converse. +[2722.840 --> 2723.960] You'll have a partner. +[2723.960 --> 2724.840] You won't go crazy. +[2726.440 --> 2726.920] I don't know. +[2726.920 --> 2728.680] I'm just saying for a sexy time, you can talk to me. +[2728.680 --> 2729.480] I don't care. +[2729.480 --> 2730.680] Oh, well, there's no- +[2730.680 --> 2731.080] There's no- +[2731.080 --> 2731.880] There's no- +[2733.000 --> 2734.120] Co-Find a Co-Find. +[2734.760 --> 2735.400] Coconut? +[2737.400 --> 2738.440] That's the way Teresa. +[2739.800 --> 2740.760] That's a sick- +[2740.760 --> 2741.880] Why'd you think of that? +[2741.880 --> 2743.000] Please tell me that's from something. +[2743.000 --> 2743.800] And I didn't- +[2743.800 --> 2744.600] Oh, no. +[2744.600 --> 2745.400] I just- +[2745.400 --> 2746.280] Your brain is- +[2746.280 --> 2747.560] That's kind of age old, though. +[2747.560 --> 2748.760] Like, that's been around. +[2748.760 --> 2749.800] I've heard it before. +[2749.800 --> 2750.520] I guess. +[2750.520 --> 2751.320] Because it's basically- +[2751.320 --> 2752.760] You're stuck in the predicament of- +[2753.960 --> 2755.560] Do you want to have sexy time with a woman? +[2755.560 --> 2756.360] Mm-hmm. +[2756.360 --> 2757.800] And no one to talk to for a year. +[2757.800 --> 2759.080] In our case, I made it two years. +[2759.080 --> 2760.680] Or, do you want someone to talk to you +[2760.680 --> 2763.400] and kiss and have someone sex time? +[2763.400 --> 2763.880] But no- +[2764.600 --> 2766.040] Honestly, it doesn't matter me. +[2766.040 --> 2768.280] I-I touch me better than anybody touches me. +[2768.280 --> 2769.640] I don't need nobody there. +[2769.640 --> 2770.840] But the top half she can least- +[2777.720 --> 2779.000] At least she can say she loves me. +[2782.520 --> 2783.000] Stop. +[2783.000 --> 2783.480] It is- +[2783.480 --> 2784.200] Yeah, we know we gotta- +[2784.200 --> 2785.080] We gotta cut that. +[2785.080 --> 2786.040] Cut that. +[2786.040 --> 2786.600] We gotta cut that. +[2786.600 --> 2787.240] That's the same. +[2787.240 --> 2787.720] Okay. +[2787.720 --> 2788.520] Uh, I have- +[2788.520 --> 2789.560] I have a story for you, actually. +[2789.560 --> 2790.280] I love stories. +[2790.280 --> 2791.480] This happened, um- +[2791.640 --> 2792.360] Um- +[2792.360 --> 2793.560] Ssshhh. +[2793.560 --> 2794.600] Like five days ago. +[2794.600 --> 2795.240] Okay. +[2795.240 --> 2796.040] So I'm going to Kroger. +[2796.040 --> 2798.040] We have absolutely nothing to eat in the house. +[2798.040 --> 2799.720] My wife's like, get the hell out, go get a suit. +[2799.720 --> 2800.680] I-I-I cap. +[2800.680 --> 2801.720] You said anything you want. +[2801.720 --> 2803.480] I said anything for you, Mrs. Mams. +[2803.480 --> 2803.800] Yeah. +[2803.800 --> 2804.280] Okay. +[2804.280 --> 2805.240] So I go to Kroger. +[2806.040 --> 2807.480] I'm getting a small order, +[2807.480 --> 2809.160] so I'm grabbing one of those handheld baskets, right? +[2809.160 --> 2809.640] Yeah, I love those. +[2810.440 --> 2812.040] Next to me is the regular carts. +[2813.480 --> 2814.040] And a- +[2814.040 --> 2816.200] A seem to be lovely, but an elderly woman. +[2816.200 --> 2817.400] Okay, she's grabbing a cart. +[2817.400 --> 2818.680] And we know you hate old people. +[2818.680 --> 2819.720] No, I don't. I love them today. +[2819.720 --> 2820.440] You trip them all. +[2820.440 --> 2821.400] They're oftentimes cute, +[2821.400 --> 2822.840] but they're really, they're enraged. +[2822.840 --> 2823.560] A lot of times. +[2823.560 --> 2823.800] You- +[2823.800 --> 2824.040] Can you- +[2824.040 --> 2825.880] Can you used to do this thing in college where you trip old people? +[2826.760 --> 2827.880] You can say, how you need to be rich? +[2829.320 --> 2829.960] What? +[2829.960 --> 2831.000] Okay. +[2831.000 --> 2831.240] Wow. +[2832.040 --> 2833.960] The woman grabs her cart. +[2833.960 --> 2834.200] Mm-hmm. +[2834.200 --> 2835.560] We're both walking to the door. +[2835.800 --> 2837.720] I was clearly first, okay? +[2837.720 --> 2838.520] I was. +[2838.520 --> 2840.360] However, it was an elderly woman. +[2840.360 --> 2840.920] I was being nice. +[2840.920 --> 2841.960] I said, oh, you can go, ma'am. +[2842.760 --> 2844.600] She continues to go right at me. +[2844.600 --> 2845.160] So we got- +[2845.160 --> 2846.520] She continues to go right at me. +[2846.520 --> 2847.000] It's like- +[2847.000 --> 2848.440] It was like a three-second delay. +[2848.440 --> 2848.600] Yeah. +[2848.600 --> 2849.640] And then right before she hits me, +[2849.640 --> 2851.800] I was like, oh, oh, oh, and she stops. +[2852.360 --> 2853.400] She gives a little giggle, +[2853.960 --> 2855.800] puts down her sunshades and goes, +[2856.360 --> 2858.120] I'm sorry, I'm a bad driver. +[2859.480 --> 2861.080] And I go, oh no, you're okay, ma'am. +[2861.080 --> 2861.640] You're okay. +[2861.640 --> 2863.400] She then turns, it goes to the store, right? +[2864.120 --> 2865.160] I shit you not. +[2865.160 --> 2866.520] So I'm like, what the hell? +[2866.520 --> 2870.120] I walk by before I can even hit the little sushi section +[2870.680 --> 2873.240] in Croaker, which is like 20 feet from the front door. +[2873.240 --> 2874.120] All of a sudden, all here is- +[2874.200 --> 2877.320] Psst, psst, psst, psst. +[2878.920 --> 2879.880] What is that noise? +[2879.880 --> 2881.160] Psst, psst, psst. +[2881.960 --> 2885.560] The woman takes a left into the flower section +[2885.560 --> 2887.560] and she's straight knockin' van- +[2887.560 --> 2887.880] It was over. +[2888.760 --> 2891.640] I swear to God, four of them shattered, bro. +[2892.360 --> 2893.000] Shattered. +[2893.640 --> 2896.680] And then the same shit drops the sunshades. +[2897.320 --> 2898.520] The workers like, what the- +[2899.240 --> 2899.960] What is happening? +[2899.960 --> 2902.680] She goes, I'm so sorry, I'm a bad driver. +[2902.760 --> 2904.280] And then hugs the little worker. +[2904.840 --> 2906.520] And the worker starts patting the woman's back. +[2907.080 --> 2908.680] So she's not bullshitting. +[2908.680 --> 2910.280] She sucks at driving a car. +[2911.240 --> 2912.680] First question, how'd you get here? +[2912.680 --> 2914.520] If you're nice, you can't drive a car. +[2914.520 --> 2917.480] You're definitely not driving a 92 like Malibu, all right? +[2917.480 --> 2918.520] Because that'd be death. +[2919.400 --> 2921.720] Second thing, what are those sunglasses? +[2922.200 --> 2923.080] Can you see? +[2923.080 --> 2924.040] Let's just be- +[2924.040 --> 2924.920] Let's be right there. +[2924.920 --> 2926.680] You're right, I have a light sensitivity. +[2926.680 --> 2927.880] I have a light sensitivity. +[2927.880 --> 2928.760] That's fine, if it is. +[2928.760 --> 2931.880] But why only when shit pops off do you release your real life? +[2932.520 --> 2933.240] What are we doing? +[2933.240 --> 2934.440] Is there a 3D scanner? +[2935.240 --> 2936.440] Something's not right with that. +[2936.440 --> 2940.120] In third and final, I should have known to stay with that woman +[2940.120 --> 2944.360] throughout her entire Crogertrip when she almost intentionally ran into me. +[2944.360 --> 2946.440] But then she didn't even know what happened. +[2947.080 --> 2948.120] Lights were on no one's home. +[2948.120 --> 2949.080] Did you not feel bad? +[2949.800 --> 2952.760] I immediately turned my head the other way and started laughing. +[2952.760 --> 2953.560] I'm not going to laugh. +[2953.560 --> 2955.080] He hates old people. +[2955.080 --> 2958.440] If you all heard how violently the vases were shattering, +[2958.440 --> 2960.280] it was like four of them, bro. +[2960.280 --> 2962.040] It was like balloons, Howard offense. +[2962.040 --> 2963.320] I swear to God. +[2963.320 --> 2965.720] But the funniest part is it was immediate. +[2965.720 --> 2966.200] Yeah. +[2966.200 --> 2967.400] And I didn't see it. +[2967.400 --> 2969.240] If I saw it happen, it'd be sad. +[2969.240 --> 2970.680] But I said, okay, you're okay, man. +[2974.440 --> 2977.640] I turned around, soil everywhere, two lips. +[2977.640 --> 2979.880] This woman just hid in shit with her car and I was like, +[2979.880 --> 2980.840] she needs to leave. +[2980.840 --> 2982.520] Dude, I think that's a cheat code for old people. +[2982.520 --> 2983.240] She needs to leave. +[2983.240 --> 2983.480] What? +[2983.480 --> 2984.120] You can't drive? +[2984.120 --> 2985.480] You can literally do anything. +[2985.480 --> 2986.280] Oh yeah. +[2986.280 --> 2988.280] Someone goes, she pops open a can of pickles. +[2988.280 --> 2988.600] She's like, +[2990.680 --> 2991.480] I got the ooze. +[2991.480 --> 2994.440] The amount of misdemeanors that I am going to rack up +[2994.440 --> 2997.800] as an old person is going to be astounding, bro. +[2997.800 --> 2998.920] That's hilarious. +[2998.920 --> 3000.120] How did she get there? +[3000.120 --> 3001.960] Bro, you think I'm kidding? +[3001.960 --> 3003.880] Because as soon as I saw that, I said, holy shit. +[3003.880 --> 3007.400] She actually might not be seeing correctly. +[3007.400 --> 3010.040] I stopped doing nice things for old people. +[3010.040 --> 3012.760] I used to do meals on wheels with my grandma. +[3013.880 --> 3015.080] What? +[3015.080 --> 3017.080] Meals on wheels with my grandma. +[3017.080 --> 3018.760] You know what meals on wheels is? +[3018.760 --> 3019.800] I could only guess. +[3019.800 --> 3020.600] It's meals. +[3020.600 --> 3022.040] Our service bringing you food. +[3022.040 --> 3023.080] Yeah, for old people. +[3023.080 --> 3024.920] What do you mean you did it? +[3024.920 --> 3025.800] I mean my grandma. +[3027.400 --> 3030.840] What do you mean you did meals on wheels? +[3030.840 --> 3034.040] You were driving, said van with meals for everything. +[3034.040 --> 3035.000] I was in like the back seat. +[3035.800 --> 3038.040] And they wanted to, +[3038.040 --> 3040.680] because it was a very old white geriatric party +[3040.680 --> 3042.760] and they wanted to look black kid with the braids +[3042.760 --> 3044.440] to show inclusion. +[3044.440 --> 3047.160] And they were like, oh, not going to check off that box. +[3047.160 --> 3049.320] Good knock on Luther and Gertrude's door. +[3050.120 --> 3054.360] It sounds like, oh, my God, I'm fighting up to it. +[3054.360 --> 3054.920] So hard. +[3055.960 --> 3058.520] And then I remember, but I remember, so I went to this one +[3058.520 --> 3061.160] and I told white ladies house and she was like, oh, thank you, +[3061.160 --> 3061.720] boy. +[3061.720 --> 3063.240] I was like, boy, that is style. +[3063.240 --> 3065.480] Boy, the little wicked, the name is Peyton. +[3065.480 --> 3067.000] Boy is about 50 years. +[3067.000 --> 3069.640] This is like, boy, it was gone a long time ago. +[3069.640 --> 3070.760] I was like, you're welcome. +[3070.760 --> 3072.440] Enjoy your next two weeks of life. +[3072.440 --> 3073.800] And so I, uh, +[3074.760 --> 3077.160] and then I remember I was in this real, +[3077.160 --> 3079.960] real country part of the neighborhood, right? +[3079.960 --> 3081.160] Like of the city. +[3084.360 --> 3088.120] And it was not that but cowboys and I'm pretty sure you +[3088.120 --> 3091.080] I couldn't get gas on that at that town later than 5 p.m. +[3091.080 --> 3091.960] Like I'm not allowed to. +[3091.960 --> 3092.920] Definitely shouldn't. +[3092.920 --> 3095.800] So I remember I went up to this house and I didn't see him. +[3095.800 --> 3098.280] It was like one of those wooden houses you have to climb up the steps +[3098.280 --> 3100.520] and it has a big porch and a rocking chair on it. +[3100.520 --> 3102.920] It's like one of those and you see like a wild like +[3103.080 --> 3105.640] and then go by like it was one of those and a cat that smells like +[3105.640 --> 3107.720] shit but it's looking at you like with intent. +[3108.920 --> 3110.600] Before I can even I went up like two steps. +[3111.480 --> 3112.760] I didn't even knock on the door. +[3112.760 --> 3113.560] Get out. +[3113.560 --> 3114.520] Move boy. +[3114.520 --> 3115.400] I said. +[3118.040 --> 3119.160] I look back. +[3119.160 --> 3121.160] In my sweet poor little grandma she's like, +[3122.040 --> 3123.000] she isn't no. +[3123.000 --> 3124.040] Why is she bobbing? +[3124.040 --> 3124.520] She was old. +[3124.520 --> 3126.120] You know they have the rickets when they're old. +[3126.120 --> 3127.080] The wickets? +[3127.080 --> 3127.880] The rickets. +[3127.880 --> 3128.840] What is a ricket? +[3131.240 --> 3132.280] My grandma had the rickets. +[3132.280 --> 3133.080] She was like, +[3133.080 --> 3134.280] I don't know. +[3134.280 --> 3136.760] I think that my rickets. +[3136.760 --> 3138.120] You can't we can't. +[3138.120 --> 3139.160] You can't. +[3139.160 --> 3141.640] No, I'm just saying what my grandma did. +[3141.640 --> 3143.080] I'm not saying anybody at my grandma. +[3143.080 --> 3144.440] She was she was like, +[3144.440 --> 3146.760] she was so happy and stuff and lightning bolt legs. +[3146.760 --> 3147.480] She's so white. +[3151.080 --> 3152.360] Understorm five. +[3152.360 --> 3153.480] I heard no. +[3153.480 --> 3154.760] Get out boy. +[3154.760 --> 3155.400] And I said. +[3157.320 --> 3158.280] I dropped in their food. +[3158.280 --> 3160.120] Literally that's the end of the story. +[3160.120 --> 3161.960] What if when you heard that? +[3161.960 --> 3164.040] You looked okay, let's paint a picture. +[3164.040 --> 3166.440] This might not make it through post. +[3166.440 --> 3167.640] Let's paint a picture, right? +[3167.640 --> 3168.600] Please be careful. +[3168.600 --> 3169.960] So you're walking you here. +[3169.960 --> 3171.080] Get out boy. +[3171.400 --> 3172.440] You're too good at that. +[3172.440 --> 3174.040] That was a lot of strange. +[3174.040 --> 3174.600] The good. +[3174.600 --> 3176.040] It was like I bought an emo. +[3176.040 --> 3178.280] And like that came from that was ancestry. +[3178.280 --> 3179.800] It wasn't ancestry. +[3179.800 --> 3181.240] That was the spirits of your picture. +[3181.240 --> 3182.600] Get your ass out of here boy. +[3183.800 --> 3184.600] Now you do it twice. +[3184.600 --> 3185.080] We did. +[3185.080 --> 3186.920] Yeah, that's that was too far. +[3186.920 --> 3188.040] Collectively we could agree. +[3188.840 --> 3189.640] I probably shouldn't have. +[3189.640 --> 3191.560] I probably shouldn't have rinsed and repeated. +[3191.560 --> 3192.040] Fight it. +[3192.040 --> 3192.840] Don't let it win. +[3192.840 --> 3193.640] Fight it. +[3195.880 --> 3196.680] Okay. +[3196.680 --> 3198.200] What if oh, you're still fighting? 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+[3282.280 --> 3283.880] This summer you can book whoever you want to be +[3283.880 --> 3286.760] on booking.com booking that yeah. +[3286.760 --> 3289.720] Book today on booking.com now on to the rest of the episode. +[3289.720 --> 3291.560] But you should know podcast. +[3293.480 --> 3295.240] Okay, let's get off of this. +[3295.240 --> 3296.920] No, I really want to have to. +[3296.920 --> 3297.880] This is dangerous. +[3297.880 --> 3298.600] It's pretty funny. +[3298.600 --> 3299.400] I bet it is to you. +[3299.400 --> 3301.080] It's not jumping over the line. +[3301.080 --> 3302.200] It's like you're straddling line. +[3302.200 --> 3302.680] Here we go. +[3302.680 --> 3303.640] I said you go up. +[3303.640 --> 3305.640] I'm not gonna say it again for obvious reasons. +[3305.640 --> 3306.840] But what did the guy say? +[3307.560 --> 3309.160] Nope, get out of here boy. +[3309.160 --> 3310.760] Nope, get out of here boy. +[3310.760 --> 3315.720] Okay, he says that in a very racist Southern Alabama accent. +[3315.720 --> 3315.960] Boom. +[3316.840 --> 3317.880] You go to drop the food. +[3317.880 --> 3320.040] You quickly gaze like a quick gaze. +[3320.040 --> 3321.240] You look up at the window. +[3323.160 --> 3324.120] In the window of the house. +[3324.120 --> 3324.680] What would you have done? +[3324.680 --> 3325.480] In the window of the house. +[3326.120 --> 3327.800] You saw a fellow black man. +[3328.680 --> 3330.040] But he went like this. +[3330.040 --> 3331.160] Right when you saw him, he just went +[3331.160 --> 3332.440] and we're behind the curtains. +[3332.440 --> 3333.320] What was he doing? +[3337.800 --> 3340.200] Okay, now we can go get out. +[3340.200 --> 3342.040] Now we just gotta put it all together. +[3342.040 --> 3342.840] Just bear with me. +[3342.840 --> 3343.640] I'm sorry. +[3343.640 --> 3344.760] Get out of here boy. +[3344.760 --> 3345.240] He look up. +[3345.240 --> 3345.560] He's like, +[3345.560 --> 3350.440] you know what the funny part is? +[3350.440 --> 3352.680] I imagine pressing doing that when he's 90. +[3354.920 --> 3356.200] Okay, that's too much. +[3356.200 --> 3356.840] That's too much. +[3356.840 --> 3357.960] We gotta get out of there. +[3357.960 --> 3358.280] Okay. +[3359.480 --> 3361.080] That was a fun pocket to me in. +[3361.080 --> 3362.440] But God, is it scary? +[3364.280 --> 3365.320] Oh man. +[3365.400 --> 3367.560] Okay, you brought up grocery stores, right? +[3367.560 --> 3367.880] Yeah. +[3368.920 --> 3369.640] Bad drivers. +[3369.640 --> 3371.080] I don't go to grocery stores often. +[3371.960 --> 3372.760] But when I do, +[3372.760 --> 3375.640] I always get this weird sense of apocalyptic nature. +[3375.640 --> 3376.840] Like everything is weird to me. +[3376.840 --> 3378.360] All the meat hanging up and I'm like, +[3378.360 --> 3379.880] God, this is barbaric. +[3379.880 --> 3380.440] I like it. +[3380.440 --> 3381.560] But there's one thing because you're +[3383.560 --> 3387.480] there's one thing that I realized. +[3388.040 --> 3388.360] Okay. +[3390.840 --> 3391.560] And I have a question. +[3391.960 --> 3392.920] Why does it taste like popters? +[3393.640 --> 3395.320] I have a question. +[3396.600 --> 3396.840] Right. +[3397.880 --> 3401.480] Why is yogurt considered a food +[3402.680 --> 3405.080] but a smoothie isn't? +[3407.160 --> 3408.760] If yogurt's food, +[3408.760 --> 3410.200] yogurt you can't drink through a straw. +[3410.200 --> 3411.480] You can't drink yogurt through a straw. +[3412.120 --> 3412.840] Are you? +[3412.840 --> 3413.160] Are you? +[3413.880 --> 3414.840] Are you in eight? +[3415.560 --> 3415.880] Are you? +[3418.120 --> 3419.160] I don't know if that word means. +[3420.440 --> 3422.520] When have you ever drank yogurt through a straw? +[3422.520 --> 3424.120] I'm not saying I do because you can't. +[3424.120 --> 3424.520] Okay. +[3424.520 --> 3426.200] Can you pour smoothie into a bowl and eat it +[3426.200 --> 3427.080] like with a spoon? +[3427.080 --> 3427.560] Yeah. +[3427.560 --> 3429.400] So in the contents of a bowl, +[3429.400 --> 3430.520] it's the same thing. +[3430.520 --> 3431.000] No. +[3431.000 --> 3432.840] You can pour a doctor pepper into a bowl +[3432.840 --> 3433.880] and you can eat it with a fork. +[3433.880 --> 3434.520] I could. +[3434.520 --> 3435.960] It'll take it longer but you can do it. +[3435.960 --> 3437.400] I guess it makes it a solid. +[3437.400 --> 3439.160] I could put that doesn't make it. +[3439.160 --> 3440.040] They're both not solids. +[3441.080 --> 3442.120] Yogurt's not a solid. +[3442.120 --> 3443.000] Smoothies are not solids. +[3443.000 --> 3444.520] They're both gelatin liquid. +[3445.080 --> 3447.720] First off, smoothie is certainly more liquid based. +[3447.720 --> 3448.200] 100%. +[3449.240 --> 3450.200] 100%. +[3450.360 --> 3452.600] If you just put bananas, +[3452.600 --> 3454.760] strawberries, ice, a little bit of milk. +[3454.760 --> 3455.240] Liquid. +[3455.240 --> 3456.040] Liquid. +[3456.040 --> 3457.320] There's liquid in yogurt. +[3462.200 --> 3463.400] I think there's not liquid in yogurt. +[3463.400 --> 3465.720] You said I don't, I'm not. +[3466.520 --> 3467.000] Yogurt. +[3467.000 --> 3468.200] First off, do you know origin of yogurt? +[3469.000 --> 3469.800] I'm like, to us. +[3469.800 --> 3470.200] Okay. +[3470.200 --> 3471.160] Andrew Yogurthan. +[3471.160 --> 3472.200] I'm just kidding. +[3472.200 --> 3472.840] Okay. +[3472.840 --> 3473.720] Deadass though. +[3473.720 --> 3477.320] Yogurt is not, no one's ever had yogurt via straw. +[3477.320 --> 3478.440] I was in the hospital. +[3478.440 --> 3479.800] I gave me yogurt and a straw. +[3479.800 --> 3481.160] No, they did not. +[3481.160 --> 3482.120] No, they did not. +[3482.120 --> 3483.720] Cam, what's the difference between yogurt and a smoothie? +[3483.720 --> 3485.320] What literally what's the difference? +[3485.320 --> 3486.520] One is a drink. +[3486.520 --> 3487.400] How? +[3487.400 --> 3488.200] It's a drink. +[3488.200 --> 3489.400] A smoothie is a drink. +[3489.400 --> 3491.960] It has served you in a cup with a straw. +[3491.960 --> 3492.840] Ergo drink. +[3492.840 --> 3494.440] You've never had a smoothie outside of a straw? +[3496.520 --> 3498.520] What smoothies are you getting, dog? +[3499.240 --> 3500.040] Cam. +[3500.040 --> 3501.240] What smoothies are you getting? +[3501.240 --> 3503.160] You ever go to smoothie king, you pop the lid and you drink it like that? +[3504.280 --> 3504.840] You do what? +[3504.840 --> 3505.720] You drink it like that? +[3505.720 --> 3508.600] You drink it out of the cup because it's a drink. +[3508.600 --> 3509.080] Okay. +[3509.080 --> 3510.760] You drink it like that? +[3510.760 --> 3511.640] Yeah, drink. +[3511.640 --> 3512.280] Okay. +[3512.280 --> 3514.760] Remember Danimals, Disney Cruise as a kid? +[3514.760 --> 3515.240] Yes. +[3515.240 --> 3517.720] And you take it and then you would pop it and drink it like that. +[3517.720 --> 3519.000] And what does it say? +[3519.000 --> 3519.960] Pop it and drink it like that. +[3519.960 --> 3521.240] It's a yogurt smoothie. +[3521.240 --> 3523.560] It says, oh my, the smoothie is the flavor. +[3523.560 --> 3524.840] It says yogurt smoothie. +[3524.840 --> 3525.880] The smoothie is the flavor. +[3526.600 --> 3527.880] Yogurt smoothie is the flavor. +[3527.880 --> 3528.920] What the hell does that taste like? +[3528.920 --> 3529.880] Smoothies are flavor. +[3529.880 --> 3530.680] Three is the ambitions. +[3530.680 --> 3531.880] What does that taste like? +[3531.880 --> 3533.880] Yogurt smoothie is the flavor. +[3533.880 --> 3534.680] Smoothies are flavor. +[3535.320 --> 3536.840] Are you out of your mind? +[3536.840 --> 3539.160] I didn't ask because it had all the smoothie flavors in it. +[3539.640 --> 3541.400] Like the smoothie flavor. +[3541.400 --> 3542.440] It liked me. +[3542.440 --> 3543.640] Banana is the flavor. +[3543.640 --> 3544.440] Yogurt. +[3544.680 --> 3547.880] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no bosses. +[3547.880 --> 3548.600] Your yelling is organic. +[3548.600 --> 3552.520] Yogurt smoothie is what it is. +[3553.320 --> 3556.840] Smoothie is not a flavor. +[3556.840 --> 3558.360] It's a concoction. +[3558.360 --> 3560.760] So when you got the Danimals, Disney Cruise yogurt, +[3560.760 --> 3561.560] what did you buy? +[3561.560 --> 3562.280] Yogurt, right? +[3563.240 --> 3563.560] You bought... +[3563.560 --> 3564.520] What Danimals? +[3564.520 --> 3566.360] Which is a yogurt smoothie. +[3566.520 --> 3567.480] Danimals is the brand. +[3568.280 --> 3570.120] Of yogurt smoothie. +[3570.120 --> 3571.960] Can't lose no sense because of yogurt smoothie. +[3571.960 --> 3573.960] I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm bitchering to say that's not even right. +[3575.400 --> 3576.760] They didn't even say smoothie on it. +[3576.760 --> 3577.960] You was the thing and you popped it. +[3577.960 --> 3579.640] I remember Dylan and Cole Sprouse. +[3579.640 --> 3581.560] They popped the thing and they drink it on. +[3581.560 --> 3582.360] And then that's what you do. +[3582.360 --> 3583.320] You could drink yogurt. +[3583.320 --> 3584.600] I could go drink yogurt right now. +[3584.600 --> 3588.200] Oh, yes, you can drink yogurt through a straw. +[3588.200 --> 3591.160] Remember the long twos and you rip it and you'd go, +[3591.800 --> 3592.680] that's not a straw. +[3592.680 --> 3594.360] That's a go-gird, fantastic device. +[3594.360 --> 3595.720] A go-gird's technically a straw. +[3596.440 --> 3599.960] Technically, it's a plastic package and you rip it off and you slurp through it. +[3601.000 --> 3606.840] Your basis yogurt to thick to be served via straw. +[3606.840 --> 3607.800] So it is not. +[3608.520 --> 3611.400] You've never had a smoothie that's too thick to drink through a straw? +[3611.880 --> 3612.680] Danimals, you've never had that. +[3612.680 --> 3613.640] That's a thick smoothie. +[3613.640 --> 3614.520] They made a thick. +[3614.520 --> 3616.200] So is it yogurt just a thick smoothie? +[3616.200 --> 3617.560] No, that's human error. +[3617.560 --> 3620.120] First off, a smoothie is also multiple things can coct into one. +[3620.120 --> 3621.000] Boom, smoothie. +[3621.000 --> 3622.600] Yogurt is multiple things can coct into one. +[3622.600 --> 3622.920] Yogurt. +[3624.440 --> 3624.680] What? +[3625.400 --> 3626.440] Fruit, milk. +[3628.360 --> 3628.920] What? +[3628.920 --> 3629.960] Ice cream, something. +[3629.960 --> 3631.240] That's a smoothie. +[3631.240 --> 3632.280] No, that's yogurt. +[3633.160 --> 3633.560] Fruit, +[3634.440 --> 3635.160] milk, +[3635.400 --> 3636.600] and ice cream. +[3636.600 --> 3637.080] Huh. +[3637.080 --> 3638.760] Put that shit in the garbage disposal. +[3638.760 --> 3639.800] What are you gonna get? +[3639.800 --> 3640.600] A smoothie. +[3640.600 --> 3641.800] It depends on how you blend it. +[3642.360 --> 3643.320] It's all the blending. +[3643.320 --> 3643.960] That's all it is. +[3643.960 --> 3645.320] The difference between yogurt and smoothies, +[3645.320 --> 3646.200] it's just how you blend it. +[3647.000 --> 3648.600] You're, you're really sad. +[3648.600 --> 3649.960] Have you never had a blender in your life? +[3650.520 --> 3652.120] I own a Vitamix. +[3652.120 --> 3654.440] I own the upper echelon of blenders. +[3654.520 --> 3655.880] Okay, and there's yogurt setting, +[3655.880 --> 3656.760] there's smoothie setting, +[3656.760 --> 3658.120] and there's ice setting. +[3658.120 --> 3658.600] Brother. +[3659.720 --> 3660.120] Brother. +[3660.920 --> 3662.520] It does not matter how you blend it. +[3662.520 --> 3664.200] It matters what's in it. +[3664.200 --> 3665.480] If you don't put liquid, +[3666.520 --> 3667.880] it gets thicker. +[3667.880 --> 3669.000] More liquid you put. +[3669.880 --> 3670.840] More thin, more running. +[3670.840 --> 3672.360] That just depends on how you want it. +[3672.360 --> 3673.240] It doesn't matter. +[3673.240 --> 3675.080] You can like thin yogurt. +[3675.080 --> 3675.800] Oh my god. +[3675.800 --> 3676.440] Yogurt thins. +[3676.440 --> 3677.800] The skinny shit, the ozipic yogurt. +[3677.800 --> 3678.680] You can have that. +[3678.680 --> 3681.240] No, that just means there's no sugar, no fat, no carbs. +[3681.240 --> 3681.960] And it's lighter. +[3681.960 --> 3682.760] Or there is carbs. +[3682.760 --> 3683.480] There's lighter. +[3683.480 --> 3683.800] Yes. +[3684.520 --> 3686.520] I'm going to say Jello smoothies +[3686.520 --> 3687.960] and yogurt is all the same shit. +[3687.960 --> 3688.520] That's not. +[3688.520 --> 3690.440] Jello is, Jello's not a drink. +[3690.440 --> 3691.240] Shut your mouth. +[3691.240 --> 3692.280] If you go like this with, +[3692.280 --> 3694.280] with your Jello, you never mix up your Jello. +[3694.280 --> 3695.720] If you do that enough with ice cream, +[3695.720 --> 3697.000] it'll melt down and then it'll be liquid. +[3697.000 --> 3697.320] Exactly. +[3697.320 --> 3698.360] If you do that enough with yogurt, +[3698.360 --> 3699.400] guess what it is? +[3699.400 --> 3700.520] A smoothie. +[3700.520 --> 3701.960] And you wouldn't talk to him. +[3701.960 --> 3703.320] Cam, if you mix yogurt up like this, +[3703.320 --> 3704.120] it's just smoothie. +[3704.120 --> 3704.920] No. +[3704.920 --> 3705.240] Have. +[3705.240 --> 3708.520] First off, you can leave yogurt on a counter for hours. +[3708.520 --> 3710.040] There's going to be a little bit of liquid in it. +[3710.040 --> 3710.920] It's still going to be, +[3712.280 --> 3713.880] way yogurt are you getting? +[3713.960 --> 3715.240] Real yogurt. +[3715.240 --> 3716.920] Smoothie little scientist. +[3716.920 --> 3717.720] Smoothie. +[3719.480 --> 3720.760] Cam, they're the same shit. +[3720.760 --> 3721.640] No, they're not. +[3721.640 --> 3723.320] Drink and why is one food? +[3723.320 --> 3724.520] It's technically not food. +[3724.520 --> 3725.480] Because they're different. +[3725.480 --> 3727.080] They're all liquid gelatin. +[3727.080 --> 3729.080] No, they don't like, they don't have food in them. +[3729.080 --> 3731.000] What is gelatin about yogurt? +[3731.000 --> 3732.040] I don't really know what gelatin is. +[3732.040 --> 3734.440] It's not a dinosaur bones in gelatin. +[3734.440 --> 3735.640] What? +[3735.640 --> 3740.520] Yogurt is a food because it's not a full blown liquid. +[3740.520 --> 3741.320] Neither is smoothie. +[3741.320 --> 3742.440] It's not a full blown liquid. +[3742.440 --> 3743.240] It's thick. +[3743.960 --> 3746.840] So you're saying smoothie and diacote is the same thing. +[3747.400 --> 3748.280] That's what you're saying? +[3748.280 --> 3749.400] They're both drinks. +[3749.400 --> 3751.320] How? How are they even remotely close to each other? +[3751.320 --> 3753.480] I'd venture to say a smoothie and diacote closer +[3753.480 --> 3754.680] than smoothie and yogurt. +[3754.680 --> 3755.640] Cam, they don't believe that. +[3755.640 --> 3756.360] You don't believe that. +[3756.360 --> 3757.720] They're both drinks. +[3757.720 --> 3758.520] They are drinks. +[3758.520 --> 3759.400] That's just branding. +[3761.000 --> 3761.960] That's all that is. +[3761.960 --> 3764.120] You live under that iceberg. +[3764.120 --> 3765.880] You know the iceberg of conspiracies? +[3766.440 --> 3767.880] The top one, the little friend. +[3767.880 --> 3769.960] You literally have a one bedroom apartment +[3769.960 --> 3770.760] at the bottom of that iceberg. +[3770.760 --> 3773.160] But you can't say anything other than the way you eat it. +[3774.040 --> 3774.760] What the fuck? +[3774.760 --> 3776.040] What have you said? +[3776.040 --> 3777.080] You said they're close. +[3777.080 --> 3778.120] Okay, what's an osaible? +[3778.680 --> 3781.320] If you were to take an osaible, right? +[3781.320 --> 3783.880] And you're going to take the granola, the fruit out, +[3783.880 --> 3785.800] and you just have that base of osaible. +[3785.800 --> 3786.360] What is that? +[3786.360 --> 3787.640] Is that food or liquid? +[3787.640 --> 3788.360] That's smoothie. +[3791.160 --> 3793.800] But you eat it with a spoon, right? +[3793.800 --> 3794.920] Because you put everything else in it. +[3795.560 --> 3796.920] So that's technically food. +[3796.920 --> 3798.360] Is osaible food? +[3798.360 --> 3801.240] If you took the osaible and everything that's in the bowl +[3801.240 --> 3802.360] and you threw it in your blender, +[3803.000 --> 3803.640] what would it be? +[3803.640 --> 3806.280] If you took yogurt and threw it in a blender, what would it be? +[3806.280 --> 3806.920] Exactly. +[3806.920 --> 3808.760] You're taking anything as a smoothie. +[3808.760 --> 3810.600] So anything's a smoothie. +[3810.600 --> 3813.080] Let's take a tinder loin +[3813.080 --> 3814.120] and put it in there now. +[3814.120 --> 3815.880] A tinder loin is a drink. +[3815.880 --> 3816.600] You could. +[3816.600 --> 3818.600] That's how smoothies work. +[3818.600 --> 3820.440] You're proving your own thing wrong. +[3820.440 --> 3821.800] A smoothie is a liquid. +[3821.800 --> 3823.240] You just move your wrong. +[3823.240 --> 3825.720] Because anything you put into a smoothie becomes a drink. +[3825.720 --> 3827.240] You said it not me. +[3827.240 --> 3827.800] Yes. +[3827.800 --> 3830.280] I don't like when you have that much intent on your business. +[3830.280 --> 3830.840] No, but listen. +[3830.840 --> 3831.400] You just said it. +[3831.400 --> 3832.680] Listen, take my osaible. +[3834.520 --> 3835.800] You said, listen. +[3836.520 --> 3837.720] You can take this in my last point. +[3837.720 --> 3839.160] You can take risk crackers. +[3839.160 --> 3841.720] You put it in the blender and now you're drinking them. +[3841.720 --> 3846.200] Which means a smoothie isn't food. +[3846.200 --> 3847.400] This is my last point. +[3847.400 --> 3848.200] This is my last point. +[3849.160 --> 3850.680] An osaible, right? +[3851.560 --> 3852.760] You eat it with a spoon, +[3852.760 --> 3853.960] but you're calling it a smoothie. +[3853.960 --> 3855.880] And you said the reason it's not a smooth, +[3855.880 --> 3857.400] your reason a smoothie is not food, +[3857.400 --> 3859.160] because you drink it through a straw. +[3859.160 --> 3861.560] Obviously the hell not. +[3861.560 --> 3862.360] Because I mean, +[3862.360 --> 3864.280] the same way I use my yogurt. +[3864.280 --> 3865.160] I eat my yogurt. +[3865.160 --> 3866.040] I'm doing it. +[3866.040 --> 3867.400] I'm eating it the same way I eat my yogurt. +[3867.400 --> 3868.440] And if I were to put a straw, +[3868.440 --> 3870.520] you're a f***ing like toast. +[3870.520 --> 3871.960] Why are you eating either one of these? +[3871.960 --> 3875.160] And if I put a straw in a yogurt and suck it up, +[3875.160 --> 3876.680] then that's going to be a smoothie technically. +[3876.680 --> 3877.000] Isn't it? +[3877.000 --> 3878.040] It's all a drink and food. +[3878.040 --> 3878.680] Thank you. +[3878.680 --> 3879.960] Current case judge Judy. +[3879.960 --> 3880.840] Sit him out. +[3880.840 --> 3883.320] No, no, no, no, no. +[3886.760 --> 3887.800] Something flew out of my nose. +[3888.600 --> 3889.800] You should know podcast. +[3890.520 --> 3893.000] This episode of Usual Podcasts +[3893.000 --> 3895.160] is brought to you by Hynakin' Zero Zero. +[3895.160 --> 3897.960] Hynakin' Zero Zero is the alcohol-free option +[3897.960 --> 3899.960] to the original Hynakin' you love. +[3899.960 --> 3904.520] It has 100% of the taste, but 0.0% alcohol. +[3904.520 --> 3907.160] That means, P, it is perfect for all the times +[3907.160 --> 3908.440] where you'd like a beer, +[3908.440 --> 3910.120] but it cannot have the alcohol. +[3910.120 --> 3911.160] We just got off tour. +[3911.160 --> 3913.000] You know those tours come with late nights. +[3913.000 --> 3914.120] We want to enjoy the night. +[3914.120 --> 3915.640] There's a lot of parties and a lot of late nights, +[3915.640 --> 3916.760] as I said before. +[3916.760 --> 3918.840] You know, we brought to every late night function. +[3918.920 --> 3919.880] Hynakin' Zero Zero. +[3919.880 --> 3922.120] It was perfect because we have to be up the next morning, +[3922.120 --> 3923.480] get to the airport, travel. +[3923.480 --> 3927.160] You can enjoy the taste of a Hynakin' 0.0% alcohol. +[3927.160 --> 3930.520] Hynakin' Zero Zero 100% taste 0.0% alcohol, +[3930.520 --> 3932.120] only 69 calories. +[3932.120 --> 3933.400] Now, you can. +[3933.400 --> 3936.360] Click the link in the description below to buy now, +[3936.360 --> 3939.080] but remember, you must be 21 and up to purchase. +[3939.080 --> 3941.240] Please enjoy Hynakin responsibly. +[3941.240 --> 3942.680] Now, on to the rest of the episode. +[3943.480 --> 3944.600] You should know podcast. +[3946.360 --> 3947.000] You're an idiot. +[3947.000 --> 3947.960] I'm confident I won that one. +[3948.040 --> 3948.840] You're an idiot. +[3948.840 --> 3950.440] The reason you eat a Asahi bowls +[3950.440 --> 3951.880] because they don't blend everything down. +[3951.880 --> 3953.960] They want you to have chunks of fruit, +[3953.960 --> 3955.400] chia seeds, everything. +[3955.400 --> 3956.040] People literally have... +[3956.040 --> 3956.840] You're done. +[3956.840 --> 3958.280] People literally have that same shit in a blender. +[3958.280 --> 3959.080] We didn't go to the time. +[3959.080 --> 3960.120] Judge Judy hit the gavel. +[3960.120 --> 3960.840] Okay, regard. +[3960.840 --> 3962.520] Did the Olympics make you emotional? +[3962.520 --> 3963.560] No. +[3963.560 --> 3966.440] I'm most cried watching a 28-year-old man +[3966.440 --> 3968.280] do the pummel horse the other day. +[3968.280 --> 3969.880] I swear to God. +[3969.880 --> 3970.680] I swear to God. +[3970.680 --> 3971.720] What's the pummel horse? +[3971.720 --> 3972.840] The putt... +[3972.840 --> 3973.880] You said that. +[3973.880 --> 3975.000] Pumpronically wrong. +[3975.000 --> 3976.360] You're still saying pummel horse. +[3976.360 --> 3976.760] There you go. +[3976.760 --> 3977.240] Pummel horse. +[3977.240 --> 3977.960] That closer. +[3977.960 --> 3978.520] A lot closer. +[3979.480 --> 3979.880] The pummel... +[3979.880 --> 3981.320] It's the one where it looks like a little horse +[3981.320 --> 3983.160] when there's the two things on it. +[3983.160 --> 3984.760] And they straddle it and they go back down +[3984.760 --> 3985.640] and they do the cool little fuzz. +[3985.640 --> 3987.240] Oh, the guy that has the glasses. +[3987.240 --> 3988.440] Steve, what's the thing? +[3988.440 --> 3989.000] Steve and Steven. +[3989.000 --> 3990.120] Steve and he's lit. +[3990.120 --> 3990.840] They kept showing... +[3990.840 --> 3992.280] Because he's a specialist in a summer Twitter. +[3992.280 --> 3993.080] Yeah, the Olympics. +[3993.080 --> 3993.560] He basically... +[3993.560 --> 3994.280] He only did... +[3994.280 --> 3995.560] You saw him on Twitter? +[3995.560 --> 3996.520] Twitter. +[3996.520 --> 3997.800] I thought he was a piece of old ticket +[3997.800 --> 3999.400] to pummel in front of people. +[3999.400 --> 3999.960] Twitter. +[3999.960 --> 4001.000] That's wicked. +[4001.000 --> 4002.840] He only does that one event. +[4003.560 --> 4005.160] So the USA was getting it down to the wire. +[4005.160 --> 4007.400] They're in a very close standing to win a medal +[4007.400 --> 4008.840] and to hit the podium. +[4008.840 --> 4009.800] And he basically... +[4009.800 --> 4011.000] Did you see the whole build up? +[4011.000 --> 4011.800] If you only saw on Twitter, +[4011.800 --> 4012.760] you probably only saw the routine. +[4012.760 --> 4014.280] I saw you sitting down for like four hours. +[4014.280 --> 4016.360] Bro, locked in. +[4016.360 --> 4018.520] Like, his other teammate just did a crazy routine. +[4018.520 --> 4020.040] He was so locked in. +[4020.040 --> 4021.880] He literally couldn't even congratulate him. +[4021.880 --> 4022.520] He was like this. +[4023.560 --> 4025.080] And then his teammate was walking by and stuff +[4025.080 --> 4026.360] and he could hear the rest of his team +[4026.360 --> 4027.400] like getting hyped and he went... +[4028.360 --> 4029.480] I have to go. +[4029.480 --> 4030.760] Bro, he's an assassin. +[4030.760 --> 4031.960] It's like a movie, bro. +[4031.960 --> 4033.160] It's like a whole build up. +[4033.160 --> 4033.480] Yeah. +[4033.480 --> 4034.360] The time was there. +[4035.480 --> 4036.360] Chalked his hands. +[4037.800 --> 4038.680] Big ass breath. +[4039.640 --> 4041.640] Did his whole point thing, whatever. +[4041.640 --> 4043.160] And he got on it and he killed it. +[4043.160 --> 4044.440] And then he got off. +[4044.440 --> 4045.320] And bro, it was... +[4045.320 --> 4046.040] I literally was like this. +[4046.040 --> 4047.240] I said, he did good. +[4047.240 --> 4048.760] I saw them like lift him up and stuff. +[4048.760 --> 4049.720] Bro, yeah, it was dope. +[4049.720 --> 4051.400] He reminded me like Peter Parker. +[4051.400 --> 4053.240] Yes, yeah, he does give me... +[4053.240 --> 4055.880] Like, he doesn't have the physical attributes +[4055.880 --> 4057.400] as the other competitors did. +[4057.400 --> 4059.320] But he damn sure did his one job. +[4059.320 --> 4061.400] And for that, you know, they won bronze. +[4061.400 --> 4062.520] There's one thing about the Olympics +[4062.520 --> 4065.000] is it makes me feel like the most American. +[4065.000 --> 4067.240] I've ever felt like I will USA +[4067.240 --> 4068.920] ballad eagle screeched to like die. +[4068.920 --> 4069.400] 100%. +[4069.400 --> 4070.200] Constitution. +[4070.200 --> 4071.400] I'll cheer for anything. +[4071.400 --> 4072.040] Hashtag. +[4072.040 --> 4073.160] Oh, I was gonna say nevermind. +[4075.240 --> 4076.840] But Olympics. +[4077.720 --> 4079.560] Olympics come around once every four years. +[4079.560 --> 4080.040] Fantastic. +[4080.840 --> 4082.200] Well, I did a little deep dive, right? +[4082.200 --> 4082.600] I didn't want... +[4082.600 --> 4083.560] I haven't watched any of it. +[4083.560 --> 4084.440] What? +[4084.440 --> 4085.640] Just once every two years. +[4085.640 --> 4086.440] But like four years. +[4087.240 --> 4088.600] But it's every two years. +[4088.600 --> 4090.040] There's summers every four years. +[4090.360 --> 4091.960] Like in two years, the winter Olympics. +[4091.960 --> 4093.480] But the real Olympics are in the four years. +[4094.040 --> 4094.760] It's just summer. +[4094.760 --> 4095.720] That's all real Olympics. +[4095.720 --> 4096.520] But you can't do... +[4096.520 --> 4097.960] No, but why is everybody so excited right now? +[4097.960 --> 4100.520] Because people typically like the summer ones more. +[4100.520 --> 4101.640] Oh, it's like the real Olympics. +[4103.800 --> 4107.320] So I went on this thing and I was like, +[4107.320 --> 4108.840] you know me, I'm competitive. +[4108.840 --> 4110.520] Like why watch the animal play? +[4110.520 --> 4111.240] Very. +[4111.240 --> 4112.360] That's why watch the animal play. +[4112.360 --> 4112.520] Yeah. +[4112.520 --> 4112.840] Right? +[4114.200 --> 4117.880] So I went and I was like, I was thinking, +[4119.400 --> 4122.680] what Olympic event do I think I could go into right now? +[4123.480 --> 4125.480] But then it led me down a further rabbit hole. +[4125.480 --> 4127.160] It was saying, I'm a weird guy, right? +[4127.160 --> 4128.040] Everybody thinks I'm weird. +[4128.040 --> 4128.280] Straight. +[4128.280 --> 4128.520] I am. +[4129.960 --> 4134.040] And so I googled the weirdest Olympic games of all time. +[4134.040 --> 4134.520] Oh my god. +[4134.520 --> 4136.280] I'm going to read this list. +[4136.280 --> 4138.280] And I want you to tell me how you think I would do +[4138.280 --> 4139.320] at these individual games. +[4139.320 --> 4140.280] Oh my god. +[4140.280 --> 4142.200] All right, I got the list of the weirdest +[4142.200 --> 4143.880] Olympic sports of all time. +[4143.880 --> 4144.840] Tell me how I would do. +[4145.480 --> 4146.760] These are honestly crazy. +[4146.760 --> 4150.120] As I say, I hope I even can like comprehend what it is. +[4150.120 --> 4150.600] There you go. +[4150.600 --> 4151.080] Okay. +[4151.160 --> 4154.040] First one, it's a be nice and not partial here +[4154.040 --> 4156.280] because I feel like there's going to be some room for some races. +[4156.280 --> 4156.520] Okay. +[4157.160 --> 4160.120] The first one is solo synchronized swimming. +[4162.040 --> 4163.320] You're synchronized. +[4163.320 --> 4163.880] But alone. +[4165.320 --> 4167.880] You would drown. +[4168.920 --> 4171.320] Let's just keep it simple. +[4171.320 --> 4172.200] Clear and cut. +[4173.240 --> 4176.840] The active lifeguards would have to rescue you. +[4176.840 --> 4178.600] So you'd finish, how many people is there? +[4178.600 --> 4178.840] Eight? +[4178.840 --> 4179.800] You'd finish eight? +[4179.800 --> 4180.280] 100%. +[4180.360 --> 4182.440] You don't think I would do good in the dancing part? +[4183.400 --> 4184.360] Dancing in water? +[4184.360 --> 4184.840] Yeah. +[4184.840 --> 4185.320] You'd be like, +[4185.320 --> 4187.800] oh, here's your going down. +[4187.800 --> 4188.200] Okay. +[4189.080 --> 4193.080] Next one is the live pigeon shooting. +[4194.840 --> 4195.320] Live? +[4196.600 --> 4197.720] She said live? +[4198.760 --> 4201.000] They were killing pigeons on television. +[4201.880 --> 4203.240] Live pigeon shooting. +[4203.240 --> 4204.600] It's a 1900. +[4204.600 --> 4206.840] The most shameful event in the history. +[4207.560 --> 4209.640] The object of the sport, as you may have +[4209.640 --> 4212.040] been, was to kill as many people as possible. +[4213.640 --> 4214.680] God damn it. +[4214.680 --> 4216.040] What sickos. +[4216.040 --> 4218.360] Contestants were eliminated if they missed two in a row. +[4219.240 --> 4220.040] Holy shit. +[4220.040 --> 4221.560] They really wanted straight-up +[4222.040 --> 4222.440] out there. +[4224.440 --> 4224.920] Good morning. +[4225.800 --> 4227.240] You would finish eighth. +[4227.240 --> 4227.560] Yeah. +[4227.560 --> 4229.000] You're not making the podium. +[4229.000 --> 4230.120] Hopefully you can make the podium. +[4230.120 --> 4231.000] I'm one of these. +[4231.320 --> 4231.560] Okay. +[4232.440 --> 4234.520] I don't even know if you have shot a firearm? +[4234.520 --> 4234.760] Yeah. +[4235.320 --> 4235.880] Yeah, you did. +[4235.880 --> 4236.440] Grandparents. +[4237.000 --> 4237.400] Yeah. +[4238.040 --> 4239.160] You're not killing pigeons though. +[4239.160 --> 4240.920] And this is the weirdest one. +[4240.920 --> 4243.080] And I want, I genuinely want to know how you think I'll do here. +[4244.360 --> 4245.160] Poodle clipping. +[4246.600 --> 4247.880] Poodle clipping. +[4247.880 --> 4248.280] Okay. +[4248.280 --> 4249.160] Honest to God. +[4249.960 --> 4253.320] If you are you allowed ear buds? +[4253.880 --> 4254.840] Does it say that much? +[4255.400 --> 4257.880] Well, I'm pretty sure ear buds weren't existed in this time. +[4257.880 --> 4260.040] It says this is a Paris 1900. +[4260.920 --> 4261.320] Oh. +[4261.320 --> 4261.640] Yeah. +[4262.440 --> 4265.720] Well, there's a limbic world champions +[4265.720 --> 4268.520] in pigeon killing and poodle clipping. +[4270.120 --> 4271.320] And it says it didn't. +[4272.040 --> 4275.480] 120 competitors performing in front of a crowd of 6,000 +[4275.480 --> 4277.480] and the boys de Blum de Park +[4277.480 --> 4281.320] where they had to clip the fur off as many poodles as they could in two hours. +[4281.320 --> 4283.240] Oh, it's not even a fashion contest. +[4283.240 --> 4285.080] No, how's this just get the job done? +[4285.080 --> 4285.400] Yeah. +[4285.960 --> 4287.240] Oh, no, you'd be good. +[4287.240 --> 4289.240] The winner at Everett Lephault +[4289.960 --> 4292.440] won gold with a total of 17 click poodles. +[4293.720 --> 4296.120] 17 and two hours doesn't seem. +[4296.120 --> 4297.720] So it has to be somewhat fashion. +[4297.800 --> 4299.240] I guess you got to get a look at it. +[4299.240 --> 4300.600] At least nice fade. +[4300.600 --> 4301.160] Okay. +[4301.160 --> 4303.960] If you as swear to God when I mean this suit, +[4303.960 --> 4304.760] everyone I say this. +[4305.480 --> 4307.000] If you were allowed air pods, right? +[4307.000 --> 4308.200] Say they did that in 2024. +[4308.200 --> 4308.680] Yeah. +[4308.680 --> 4309.960] You were allowed air pods +[4309.960 --> 4313.000] and you had a two hour shuffle of able in your ear. +[4313.560 --> 4314.360] You'd get gold. +[4314.360 --> 4315.080] You think so? +[4315.080 --> 4315.640] You win gold. +[4315.640 --> 4318.120] I think there would be about 14 to seize poodle. +[4318.120 --> 4320.040] I'd be like, that's the artery that I shouldn't have hit. +[4320.040 --> 4321.400] He'd be like, this is just, +[4321.400 --> 4322.040] and the dog's like, +[4328.360 --> 4329.000] ah, +[4329.960 --> 4330.600] it's dark. +[4330.600 --> 4331.560] It's hot near man. +[4331.560 --> 4332.920] It's, it's getting warm. +[4332.920 --> 4334.440] Okay, but you know what? +[4334.440 --> 4335.240] Oh. +[4336.680 --> 4338.120] I don't advise that. +[4338.120 --> 4338.920] That was a bit much. +[4338.920 --> 4339.880] But do you know what, dogs? +[4339.880 --> 4342.520] I was thinking about whenever I was looking at that list of the Olympics, +[4342.520 --> 4343.320] I think the Olympics, +[4343.320 --> 4344.200] shit sport makers. +[4344.200 --> 4344.840] That's what I thought. +[4344.840 --> 4346.360] I think the Olympics are too boring now. +[4347.000 --> 4349.000] I think we need to add like field game, +[4349.000 --> 4350.200] field day games to the Olympics. +[4350.200 --> 4351.320] Dog, they're playing, +[4351.320 --> 4354.040] they're playing sand volleyball twos +[4354.040 --> 4355.960] with a live crowd with the Eiffel Tower. +[4355.960 --> 4356.520] They're making it. +[4356.600 --> 4357.640] I'm beyond the sexual. +[4357.640 --> 4358.200] That's lit. +[4358.200 --> 4359.080] It's very sexual. +[4359.080 --> 4360.840] Like when that match, you get sex. +[4361.560 --> 4363.880] Oh my god, let's talk about one more thing in the Olympics. +[4363.880 --> 4364.760] It's prostitution. +[4364.760 --> 4365.800] No, no, no, no, no. +[4365.800 --> 4366.360] I like that. +[4366.360 --> 4367.240] Like from partner. +[4367.800 --> 4369.960] So blackmail, but not prostitution. +[4369.960 --> 4371.240] If you don't lose, you don't get sex. +[4371.240 --> 4372.680] Okay, that would suck. +[4372.680 --> 4375.160] I don't think blackmail and those two things go along with each other. +[4375.160 --> 4375.640] I'm not. +[4375.640 --> 4378.040] Anyway, um, so a stat came out. +[4378.040 --> 4380.200] I believe bleacher report. +[4380.200 --> 4381.160] Okay, put it on Instagram, +[4381.160 --> 4382.520] but I can't, I'm not going to search for it. +[4382.520 --> 4383.080] Friend of the show. +[4383.080 --> 4385.160] But it was, it was, uh, +[4385.240 --> 4389.240] how much an athlete makes for a gold medal winning in their country. +[4389.240 --> 4389.720] Okay. +[4389.720 --> 4390.440] Okay. +[4390.440 --> 4393.080] For, to give you, uh, like, a baseline, +[4393.080 --> 4394.760] the United States, there's a fucking creature on you. +[4394.760 --> 4395.800] There's a bug on you. +[4395.800 --> 4397.080] It was crawling on your jersey. +[4397.080 --> 4398.040] I'm so sorry. +[4398.040 --> 4399.160] I watched it go. +[4399.160 --> 4401.160] I watched it go from collarbone down to elbow. +[4401.160 --> 4402.120] Why'd you wait so long? +[4402.120 --> 4403.000] I didn't know. +[4403.000 --> 4404.040] I was like, is that moving? +[4404.040 --> 4404.840] Okay. +[4404.840 --> 4407.000] To give you a baseline, American athletes, +[4407.000 --> 4409.320] if they get a gold medal, $53,000. +[4409.320 --> 4410.840] A nice little bonus to $53,000. +[4410.840 --> 4412.520] Obviously, most of our people that are representing +[4412.600 --> 4414.120] that sponsor, five millionaires already. +[4414.120 --> 4416.040] Sponsors in their sport, salary, +[4416.040 --> 4417.320] if it's super niche, whatever. +[4417.320 --> 4419.000] But 53 grand if you win, okay? +[4419.000 --> 4419.960] It's nice. +[4419.960 --> 4423.720] I believe one of, and this isn't me being insensitive. +[4423.720 --> 4426.840] One of the, uh, like, smaller Asian countries, +[4426.840 --> 4429.000] yeah, because I, I don't, I don't remember which one. +[4429.000 --> 4430.600] So I'm not going to say I'll stay one of the, +[4431.640 --> 4433.080] I learned that last episode. +[4433.080 --> 4435.560] One of them, uh, they give their athletes, +[4435.560 --> 4438.600] I believe $800,000, American dollars, +[4438.600 --> 4440.360] if they want to go, because they only have three gold medals +[4440.360 --> 4441.240] in their country's history. +[4441.240 --> 4441.960] Wow. +[4441.960 --> 4443.160] That's dope. +[4443.880 --> 4445.800] There was one country, I don't, I really wish I remember. +[4445.800 --> 4446.600] There's another country. +[4446.600 --> 4447.560] Mm-hmm. +[4447.560 --> 4448.040] Zero. +[4448.040 --> 4448.920] You don't get paid a brick. +[4448.920 --> 4449.720] You don't get anything. +[4449.720 --> 4450.680] You don't even get a dollar. +[4450.680 --> 4451.320] You don't get anything. +[4451.320 --> 4453.000] There was another country. +[4453.000 --> 4454.200] I swear to God. +[4454.200 --> 4455.880] There's another country. +[4456.680 --> 4458.600] For gold, silver, and bronze. +[4458.600 --> 4458.840] Yeah. +[4458.840 --> 4461.160] If you win a medal for this country, +[4462.120 --> 4464.840] your prize is a three bedroom apartment. +[4465.480 --> 4466.680] Two bedroom apartment. +[4468.040 --> 4468.840] Where'd it go? +[4468.840 --> 4470.280] I swear to God. +[4470.360 --> 4472.120] They're handed out real estate +[4472.760 --> 4474.680] for you to win for the country. +[4475.720 --> 4477.560] I swear to God, that's sad. +[4477.560 --> 4477.960] Why? +[4477.960 --> 4479.400] Bro, I'm sure there's not a lot of fun. +[4479.400 --> 4480.520] A gloky lit. +[4480.520 --> 4481.400] Loky lit. +[4481.400 --> 4482.600] I could give me 800. +[4482.600 --> 4484.520] Michael Phillips is going to hell of a realtor. +[4484.520 --> 4485.880] If you were to want to go into town, +[4485.880 --> 4487.080] he would have came back and said, +[4487.080 --> 4487.880] this is all mean. +[4487.880 --> 4489.000] Start ridden them out right now. +[4489.000 --> 4489.800] Passive income. +[4489.800 --> 4490.760] Get it rolling. +[4490.760 --> 4492.440] No, he would have named Pennsylvania. +[4492.440 --> 4493.400] Yeah, Michael Phillips. +[4494.360 --> 4495.320] Oh my god, it's Phillips. +[4495.320 --> 4495.880] Not Phillips. +[4495.880 --> 4496.600] Who's Phillips? +[4497.640 --> 4498.360] Why would he win? +[4498.360 --> 4499.080] What would you win? +[4499.080 --> 4500.040] What would we win? +[4500.520 --> 4501.320] I'm sorry. +[4501.320 --> 4502.440] Well, he's in trouble for a little bit. +[4502.440 --> 4503.080] He smokes from weed. +[4503.080 --> 4504.040] That's his weed. +[4504.040 --> 4504.440] That's it. +[4504.440 --> 4505.640] I think it was Mary Jane. +[4505.640 --> 4507.320] That's when I ever weed was taboo, wasn't it? +[4507.320 --> 4508.040] Very taboo. +[4508.040 --> 4508.920] He was top of the world, +[4508.920 --> 4509.960] representing our entire country. +[4509.960 --> 4511.160] It was a wee go in all 50. +[4511.960 --> 4513.160] He was kissing blondes. +[4513.160 --> 4513.560] Wow. Okay. +[4513.560 --> 4514.200] What were you going to ask? +[4514.200 --> 4514.760] I was going to say, +[4514.760 --> 4517.000] would we win the Olympic Games of Singing? +[4517.640 --> 4519.480] The United States Singing +[4519.480 --> 4520.920] against other countries in the world? +[4520.920 --> 4521.480] Would we win gold? +[4521.480 --> 4522.360] We wouldn't win gold? +[4522.360 --> 4523.080] No. +[4523.080 --> 4523.640] Bro, we have... +[4523.640 --> 4524.520] I think there's some bricks. +[4524.520 --> 4524.920] We have... +[4524.920 --> 4525.400] They get a Dell. +[4526.360 --> 4527.480] Oh, we don't have a Dell. +[4527.560 --> 4529.320] I was wondering if they get Samuel Smith. +[4529.320 --> 4530.360] They have Sam Smith, damn. +[4530.360 --> 4530.760] Holy shit. +[4530.760 --> 4531.400] We have Beyonce. +[4532.360 --> 4533.320] Beyonce's not really a... +[4533.320 --> 4534.760] She's a five-off singer. +[4534.760 --> 4536.440] Yeah, but she's not like the vocalist +[4536.440 --> 4537.400] that would represent America. +[4537.400 --> 4538.520] But we have Beyonce. +[4538.520 --> 4539.640] The artist she would, bro. +[4539.640 --> 4541.000] We have... +[4541.000 --> 4541.880] Ariana's up there. +[4541.880 --> 4542.760] We have Ariana. +[4542.760 --> 4543.240] We have... +[4543.960 --> 4545.080] Oh, Rayak Ari. +[4545.080 --> 4545.960] Yeah, we have... +[4545.960 --> 4547.240] We have some... +[4547.240 --> 4549.080] Sound, sound, and culture. +[4549.080 --> 4549.560] We win. +[4549.560 --> 4549.960] Yeah. +[4549.960 --> 4552.600] But art of being handed a blank song +[4552.600 --> 4553.800] of two days to... +[4553.800 --> 4554.840] It's not your song you should have seen. +[4554.840 --> 4556.040] If we saw it Whitney. +[4556.040 --> 4557.000] If we saw Whitney... +[4557.080 --> 4558.040] It was still here. +[4558.040 --> 4558.760] We'd be... +[4558.760 --> 4560.120] I think she's the best vocalist of all time. +[4560.120 --> 4561.080] Whitney's... +[4561.080 --> 4561.800] She's lit. +[4561.800 --> 4561.960] Yeah. +[4561.960 --> 4562.440] Well, she's... +[4562.440 --> 4563.640] She was lit. +[4563.640 --> 4564.440] She was lit. +[4565.720 --> 4567.400] No, not to be impartial here. +[4567.400 --> 4568.120] She was lit. +[4570.440 --> 4571.080] That was... +[4571.080 --> 4572.440] That's a fact about Whitney. +[4574.520 --> 4575.160] She was. +[4576.040 --> 4576.600] Sorry. +[4577.640 --> 4579.240] Okay, well, you know what I've seen about the Olympics? +[4579.240 --> 4580.360] I think they should add like... +[4581.160 --> 4582.680] Fun games back. +[4582.680 --> 4583.480] Not back, but they should... +[4583.480 --> 4583.640] They should... +[4583.640 --> 4584.360] Four? +[4584.360 --> 4585.240] No, but like... +[4585.240 --> 4585.880] Oh, maybe. +[4585.880 --> 4586.600] Pretty f**king lit. +[4586.680 --> 4588.840] But like, field day games like the Egg Spoon. +[4588.840 --> 4590.920] Like imagine people training their whole lives +[4590.920 --> 4593.080] to carry a spoon in an egg. +[4593.080 --> 4593.640] And no. +[4595.320 --> 4596.440] Like, and imagine like... +[4596.440 --> 4597.800] And you think it's boring now. +[4597.800 --> 4598.760] No, that'd be so lit. +[4598.760 --> 4599.400] Tuck of work. +[4599.400 --> 4600.600] Because I can relate to that. +[4600.600 --> 4601.960] Like the Water Balloon game. +[4602.520 --> 4603.160] You know what... +[4603.160 --> 4604.760] I mean, you know what this should be in a Lemma game? +[4604.760 --> 4607.960] How can you relate to the balloon water balloon game? +[4607.960 --> 4608.920] But I've played that before. +[4608.920 --> 4612.360] I've never held the bow and arrow and hit something. +[4612.360 --> 4612.680] Bro. +[4612.680 --> 4613.560] Did you see that with the beat? +[4613.560 --> 4614.520] Did you see that? +[4614.520 --> 4615.480] I would literally... +[4615.560 --> 4616.040] I would know... +[4616.040 --> 4616.760] B's extinct. +[4616.760 --> 4617.240] Yeah. +[4617.400 --> 4620.520] My life purpose would be to eradicate B's. +[4620.520 --> 4621.400] It's like, you have a B-Hive? +[4621.400 --> 4622.200] I'm coming out. +[4622.200 --> 4623.320] And then the world would end. +[4623.320 --> 4623.640] Yeah. +[4623.640 --> 4624.200] Do you believe that? +[4624.200 --> 4624.360] Yeah. +[4625.160 --> 4626.360] That if the B's are gone, we're gone. +[4626.360 --> 4628.040] I believe we'd slowly start going. +[4628.040 --> 4629.720] I don't think it would be a media, but we'd slowly start going. +[4629.720 --> 4630.920] I also think we'd find an answer. +[4630.920 --> 4631.480] 100%. +[4631.480 --> 4632.040] We're Americans. +[4632.040 --> 4633.160] We're human beings. +[4633.160 --> 4634.280] We're in human beings. +[4634.280 --> 4635.720] I was more speaking globally. +[4635.720 --> 4636.360] But I'm thinking... +[4636.360 --> 4637.080] You know what they should? +[4637.080 --> 4638.760] Like, dead ass, not even a Joker podcasting. +[4638.760 --> 4641.480] What they should add to the Olympics is the hot dog eating contest. +[4641.480 --> 4644.600] Those are prime athletes. +[4644.600 --> 4645.560] And it's entertaining. +[4645.560 --> 4646.360] I... +[4646.360 --> 4647.240] But I kind of think... +[4647.240 --> 4647.960] Entertainy, yes. +[4647.960 --> 4650.760] I kind of think it's a disservice putting them next to other Olympians. +[4651.560 --> 4652.360] You think so? +[4652.360 --> 4653.240] Yeah. +[4653.240 --> 4654.040] Why? +[4654.040 --> 4654.760] Because it's almost... +[4654.760 --> 4655.160] They train. +[4656.280 --> 4657.160] What do they do? +[4657.160 --> 4657.480] Eat. +[4658.600 --> 4659.400] What do runners do? +[4659.400 --> 4659.720] Run. +[4660.440 --> 4661.800] You could say the same thing. +[4661.800 --> 4662.520] No, no, no, no. +[4662.520 --> 4663.160] Oh, no. +[4663.160 --> 4663.640] You could. +[4663.640 --> 4664.440] I'm saying you could. +[4664.440 --> 4667.160] runners have to physically train... +[4668.360 --> 4669.640] 3, 4, 5 days a week. +[4669.640 --> 4672.040] You have to physically train to be able to do a hot dog eating contest +[4672.040 --> 4672.840] at the Olympic level. +[4672.840 --> 4674.360] Why do you physically train? +[4674.440 --> 4674.920] You're throwing. +[4674.920 --> 4675.400] What are they going? +[4676.280 --> 4678.040] I don't know what their throat work is. +[4678.040 --> 4678.840] I don't know. +[4678.840 --> 4679.800] You don't know what their throat work is. +[4680.520 --> 4682.440] But that would not seem like a disservice. +[4682.440 --> 4683.320] I'm not going to lie. +[4683.320 --> 4683.800] Never mind. +[4683.800 --> 4684.280] Like put... +[4684.280 --> 4686.520] Like, imagine Frank. +[4686.520 --> 4687.160] What's his name? +[4687.160 --> 4688.040] Joey. +[4688.040 --> 4689.320] Joey Chesna. +[4689.320 --> 4690.200] Joey Chesna. +[4690.200 --> 4691.000] He should be a Golden Man. +[4691.000 --> 4693.960] Imagine Joey Chesna on the boat next to LeBron, +[4693.960 --> 4695.320] Simone Biles, +[4695.320 --> 4696.760] and Chase Buttinger. +[4696.760 --> 4697.960] I don't think it's your side of your... +[4697.960 --> 4699.960] I think your disrespect thing. +[4699.960 --> 4701.640] Just because the craft is different, +[4701.640 --> 4702.920] he's at the elite level. +[4703.000 --> 4705.640] If you're at the elite top level of any craft, +[4705.640 --> 4706.680] that takes work. +[4706.680 --> 4707.720] Not anybody can go do that. +[4707.720 --> 4708.200] That's actually... +[4708.200 --> 4709.240] You're not limpian like that. +[4709.240 --> 4709.560] No. +[4709.560 --> 4711.320] Some people might say swimming is easy. +[4711.960 --> 4713.800] But I'm in wrestling. +[4713.800 --> 4714.360] I'm in... +[4714.360 --> 4714.920] Like that. +[4714.920 --> 4715.800] I'm in canoeing. +[4715.800 --> 4716.840] Like people are like canoeing. +[4716.840 --> 4718.040] All physical things. +[4718.840 --> 4720.840] Eating a hot dog is a physical activity camp. +[4720.840 --> 4721.560] That's like saying... +[4722.360 --> 4723.480] No, bro. +[4723.480 --> 4723.960] That's... +[4723.960 --> 4724.440] You got a... +[4724.440 --> 4726.840] You're disrespecting Lord Chesna. +[4726.840 --> 4728.520] Lord Chesna. +[4728.520 --> 4730.360] So you're a glizzy follower. +[4730.360 --> 4732.040] I'm a glizzy gladiator, follow. +[4732.040 --> 4734.040] I love watching 40-year-old men... +[4734.040 --> 4734.840] Put... +[4734.840 --> 4736.040] ...scarf down. +[4736.040 --> 4738.040] Dogs down their throat and drink water. +[4738.040 --> 4739.640] Like that one guy on YouTube, +[4739.640 --> 4742.040] the bigger black guy that mixes like 18, +[4742.040 --> 4744.040] like two liters in a... +[4744.040 --> 4746.040] In a... +[4746.040 --> 4746.440] In a... +[4746.440 --> 4748.040] In a big ass wine glass and he goes like... +[4748.040 --> 4748.440] Oh. +[4748.440 --> 4748.840] Yeah. +[4748.840 --> 4749.640] That's not an athlete. +[4750.440 --> 4751.640] Oh, limi is not just athletic. +[4752.440 --> 4753.640] Very skill-based. +[4753.640 --> 4756.040] That's a skill to be able to eat that many hot dogs. +[4756.040 --> 4756.840] They skill. +[4756.840 --> 4759.480] Okay, if they do it and then don't get their stomach pumped after... +[4759.880 --> 4761.480] That's like saying, +[4761.480 --> 4762.680] you go play a basketball game, +[4762.680 --> 4763.880] you don't go get ice, +[4763.880 --> 4765.480] and you don't go get treatment after? +[4765.480 --> 4766.680] That's stupid. +[4766.680 --> 4767.480] Yes, it is. +[4767.480 --> 4768.680] Can't what's the difference? +[4768.680 --> 4769.480] No. +[4769.480 --> 4770.280] What's the difference? +[4770.280 --> 4770.680] That's recovery. +[4770.680 --> 4771.480] That's saving your life. +[4771.480 --> 4772.680] That's recovery, too. +[4772.680 --> 4774.680] That's saving your life. +[4774.680 --> 4776.680] They have to pump their stomach or they'll be... +[4776.680 --> 4777.880] You don't have to. +[4777.880 --> 4779.080] They don't pump their stomach. +[4779.080 --> 4779.880] Not every time. +[4779.880 --> 4781.080] That's f***ing insane. +[4781.080 --> 4783.480] What is this sh**t like after those hot dogs? +[4783.480 --> 4787.080] Imagine the green room bathroom after that. +[4787.480 --> 4789.880] The green room after a hot dog he got this. +[4789.880 --> 4790.680] That's just vomited. +[4790.680 --> 4791.480] He's just vomited. +[4791.480 --> 4793.480] He's just ill. +[4793.480 --> 4795.480] How do you find out you can do that? +[4795.480 --> 4796.680] How do you find out you can... +[4796.680 --> 4798.280] I wrote 18 glizzies in two minutes. +[4798.280 --> 4800.280] There's a midgition on America's Got Talent +[4800.280 --> 4802.280] that removed teeth where he gets swallow pool faced. +[4804.280 --> 4806.280] That should be a mis-Mr. Beener. +[4806.280 --> 4807.080] And I'm not going to lie. +[4807.080 --> 4808.280] I love David Blaine. +[4808.280 --> 4809.480] He's... +[4809.480 --> 4810.280] He's scared. +[4810.280 --> 4812.280] What? Let's talk about the David Blaine, +[4812.280 --> 4813.480] the Chris Angels of the World. +[4813.480 --> 4813.880] Yeah. +[4813.880 --> 4815.080] Is that all food, Gazy? +[4815.080 --> 4815.480] No. +[4816.280 --> 4817.080] Chris Angel, yes. +[4817.080 --> 4818.680] David Blaine is legit. +[4818.680 --> 4819.880] He's gone into... +[4819.880 --> 4820.680] He doesn't do magic anymore. +[4820.680 --> 4821.480] Just like body... +[4821.480 --> 4822.680] He does like paralysis. +[4822.680 --> 4823.480] He does like... +[4823.480 --> 4824.280] That was a great... +[4824.280 --> 4825.480] It's body... +[4825.480 --> 4828.280] It's called endurance performance. +[4828.280 --> 4828.680] Yeah. +[4828.680 --> 4829.880] So he does like endurance things. +[4829.880 --> 4832.280] It's like he keeps a frog in his stomach for 48 hours +[4832.280 --> 4834.280] and he like taught his body how to do that. +[4834.280 --> 4835.480] So then he's in front of Drake and... +[4835.480 --> 4836.280] That's poisonous. +[4837.080 --> 4837.880] He does it. +[4837.880 --> 4839.880] And he spit him out until the wine glasses. +[4839.880 --> 4842.280] If I could shake David Blaine's hand, I'd be okay. +[4842.680 --> 4844.280] What if he could shake Chris Angels? +[4844.280 --> 4845.080] I'd be cool. +[4845.080 --> 4846.280] I'd be like, you're my childhood. +[4846.280 --> 4847.480] Thanks for scamming all of us. +[4847.480 --> 4848.280] Yeah. I'd be like... +[4848.280 --> 4850.280] I'd be like, have you watched Chris Angel Mindfree recently? +[4850.280 --> 4850.680] No. +[4850.680 --> 4852.680] Somebody's like uploading episodes on TikTok? +[4853.480 --> 4854.680] That shit is ass. +[4854.680 --> 4855.480] Sad work. +[4855.480 --> 4856.680] I always respect it. +[4856.680 --> 4857.880] But like, it's... +[4857.880 --> 4859.880] I remember going into the game room of my house +[4859.880 --> 4861.080] which was really just a guest bedroom +[4861.080 --> 4862.680] that we had arcade games in with carpet floor. +[4862.680 --> 4865.880] Uh, but I used to go in there and watch Chris Angel Mindfree +[4865.880 --> 4867.880] on the computer by myself. +[4867.880 --> 4868.680] That's normal. +[4868.680 --> 4869.080] I did that. +[4869.080 --> 4871.080] I would then close the application and play Farmville. +[4871.080 --> 4872.680] A lot of Farmville spent in here. +[4872.680 --> 4873.880] Farmville was so good. +[4873.880 --> 4874.680] Oh my God. +[4874.680 --> 4875.480] Huh. +[4875.480 --> 4877.480] That note that Journal I found the other day. +[4877.480 --> 4878.280] But I told you about it. +[4878.280 --> 4879.080] Oh my God. +[4879.080 --> 4880.280] Should we save it? +[4880.280 --> 4881.480] Bro, let's save it for next episode. +[4881.480 --> 4882.280] We'll save it. +[4882.280 --> 4883.080] Because... +[4883.080 --> 4885.080] I want to talk about something and it's going to take a little bit. +[4885.080 --> 4885.880] Let's go for it. +[4885.880 --> 4887.880] I think it's time for people's fake... +[4887.880 --> 4889.480] Verity. +[4889.480 --> 4890.680] Say me, note that is. +[4890.680 --> 4891.880] Pop culture. +[4891.880 --> 4893.080] Pay in the camp. +[4893.080 --> 4895.080] Pop culture. +[4895.080 --> 4895.880] Pay in the camp. +[4895.880 --> 4896.680] Bow! +[4896.680 --> 4897.080] Alright. +[4899.080 --> 4901.080] It's been a while since we've done this together. +[4901.080 --> 4901.480] It is. +[4902.280 --> 4903.880] One of the things of our house, +[4903.880 --> 4905.480] as I apologize, +[4905.480 --> 4905.880] Huh? +[4905.880 --> 4906.680] You said it's been a while. +[4906.680 --> 4907.480] I said, it is. +[4907.480 --> 4908.280] Oh, it has. +[4908.280 --> 4909.880] One of the things we used to do, +[4909.880 --> 4911.080] like whenever we were friends, right? +[4911.080 --> 4912.680] Like really close brother friends. +[4912.680 --> 4913.880] And we're not so more anymore. +[4913.880 --> 4914.680] No, we are. +[4914.680 --> 4915.480] Hmm. +[4915.480 --> 4916.280] Yeah. +[4916.280 --> 4917.480] Well. +[4917.480 --> 4921.080] We used to really cherish Marvel movies. +[4921.080 --> 4923.080] Going to on a premier day, we'd go eat... +[4923.080 --> 4923.880] God. +[4923.880 --> 4925.080] We'd go to the movie together. +[4925.080 --> 4927.080] We would watch like... +[4927.080 --> 4927.880] The little like... +[4927.880 --> 4929.080] You'd watch the... +[4929.080 --> 4929.880] Getting you ready. +[4929.880 --> 4931.080] Which we needed no going in. +[4931.080 --> 4931.480] Yeah. +[4931.480 --> 4932.280] We would sit down. +[4932.280 --> 4933.080] We would watch. +[4933.080 --> 4933.880] We would interact. +[4933.880 --> 4935.080] And we'd talk for hours after. +[4935.080 --> 4935.880] So, okay. +[4936.680 --> 4937.880] We haven't had that chance in a while +[4937.880 --> 4939.080] because Marvel went... +[4939.080 --> 4940.280] Down the green! +[4940.280 --> 4941.280] Very much so. +[4941.280 --> 4942.280] Like... +[4942.280 --> 4943.080] Scary. +[4943.080 --> 4944.280] That. +[4944.280 --> 4945.880] But this weekend, +[4945.880 --> 4947.880] we went to see the new... +[4947.880 --> 4949.080] Deadpool versus... +[4949.080 --> 4950.280] Is it Deadpool versus what? +[4950.280 --> 4952.280] I think it's Deadpool... +[4952.280 --> 4953.080] In Wolverine. +[4953.080 --> 4954.680] Okay. The Deadpool Wolverine movie, +[4954.680 --> 4955.480] we went to go see it. +[4955.480 --> 4957.080] The newest Marvel movie. +[4957.080 --> 4958.280] Very good. +[4958.280 --> 4959.280] Let's just start it off. +[4959.280 --> 4961.280] Out the bat, we get a rating. +[4961.280 --> 4961.880] One through ten. +[4961.880 --> 4962.880] Why would you get there? +[4963.680 --> 4965.480] Like a eight eight eight nine? +[4965.480 --> 4965.880] Yeah. +[4965.880 --> 4967.080] I would say eight nine nine. +[4967.080 --> 4967.880] Yeah. +[4967.880 --> 4969.080] You know? Very good. Very good movie. +[4969.080 --> 4971.080] It was it was one of the best Marvel movies +[4971.080 --> 4973.480] I've seen since the Avengers. +[4973.480 --> 4974.280] I think it's the best... +[4974.280 --> 4975.880] It's definitely the best Marvel movie since the Avengers. +[4975.880 --> 4976.680] I'll get it. +[4976.680 --> 4977.480] Oh yeah. +[4977.480 --> 4977.880] And... +[4977.880 --> 4979.080] Nothing will ever beat phase... +[4979.080 --> 4979.480] What was that? +[4979.480 --> 4980.280] Phase three or phase four? +[4980.280 --> 4981.080] I don't remember. +[4981.080 --> 4981.880] Nothing will ever be that. +[4981.880 --> 4985.080] But there is movies in there that this Deadpool movie is better than. +[4985.080 --> 4987.080] There's movies in that phase +[4987.080 --> 4987.880] that were worse than... +[4987.880 --> 4989.080] Oh, like solo ones. +[4989.080 --> 4989.880] Yeah. But it's bro... +[4989.880 --> 4992.280] Honestly, it's not better than like all the main ones. +[4993.080 --> 4994.680] It's not better than silver. +[4994.680 --> 4996.680] It's not better than far from home. +[4996.680 --> 4998.280] But that's also because we did have... +[4998.280 --> 5000.280] It's not better than... +[5000.280 --> 5001.480] Infinity War. +[5001.480 --> 5002.680] That's because we didn't... +[5002.680 --> 5003.480] Because that... +[5003.480 --> 5005.080] That was the whole world. +[5005.080 --> 5006.280] Those movies were the... +[5006.280 --> 5008.680] It's hard to compare anything to something that... +[5008.680 --> 5010.680] Built up for ten years. +[5010.680 --> 5011.080] Exactly. +[5011.080 --> 5011.880] Those were the... +[5011.880 --> 5013.080] Those were the best movies ever. +[5013.080 --> 5013.880] So... +[5013.880 --> 5014.680] Like, oh my god. +[5014.680 --> 5015.480] It's so good. +[5015.480 --> 5016.280] But yeah... +[5016.280 --> 5018.280] But I will say this and I tweeted about this on Twitter +[5018.280 --> 5020.280] at the PSHA or X or whatever you call it. +[5021.080 --> 5023.480] The Deadpool Wolverine movie is the first movie +[5023.480 --> 5027.480] that I've laughed out loud to in a movie theater in years. +[5027.480 --> 5028.280] So good. +[5028.280 --> 5030.280] So good on the humor. +[5030.280 --> 5032.280] Like, I appreciate the hell out of that. +[5032.280 --> 5034.680] Like, I know that's the Deadpool, like, his... +[5034.680 --> 5035.880] Stick. +[5035.880 --> 5039.080] But they were swinging. +[5039.080 --> 5041.880] Like verbally throwing haymakers in the zone. +[5041.880 --> 5043.080] And it was so good. +[5043.080 --> 5044.280] All the jokes at Fox. +[5044.280 --> 5046.280] Well, don't spoil anything. +[5046.280 --> 5047.880] Well, yeah, I'm not gonna say the joke. +[5047.880 --> 5048.280] But those... +[5049.080 --> 5053.080] Uh, bro, even the jokes were just saying, like, the names, +[5053.080 --> 5054.680] like, real names, stuff, bro. +[5054.680 --> 5055.480] All... +[5055.480 --> 5056.280] It's so smart. +[5056.280 --> 5057.480] And it's so fast. +[5057.480 --> 5058.280] Yeah. +[5058.280 --> 5059.480] I think that's what makes it better. +[5059.480 --> 5061.480] And I've started to realize this. +[5061.480 --> 5063.480] Like, if you go back and watch Avengers in-game, +[5063.480 --> 5066.280] you can tell that movie was made for a theater experience. +[5066.280 --> 5067.080] Yes. +[5067.080 --> 5068.680] Because, like, when someone enters in the movie, +[5068.680 --> 5069.480] it'll... +[5069.480 --> 5070.680] If you watch in your house, it's literally, like, +[5070.680 --> 5071.480] four and a half seconds to sign up. +[5071.480 --> 5072.680] Because they know it's gonna be like... +[5072.680 --> 5073.480] That's like a crowd pop. +[5073.480 --> 5074.280] Yeah. +[5074.280 --> 5075.880] But in this Deadpool, it was like... +[5075.880 --> 5077.080] Yeah, it was so quick. +[5077.080 --> 5078.680] It was so quick, which made it even better. +[5078.680 --> 5080.680] Because you'd have that one guy that's behind us, like, +[5080.680 --> 5081.480] belly-lifes. +[5081.480 --> 5082.280] But he was such a good laugher. +[5082.280 --> 5083.880] In seconds into it, God, he was so good. +[5083.880 --> 5085.080] I appreciate him. +[5085.080 --> 5087.640] Um, I think this movie, not only was it funny, +[5087.640 --> 5090.680] but it was really nerdy, too. +[5090.680 --> 5092.680] Like, if you, like, knew, like, +[5092.680 --> 5093.880] the whole Marvel universe, +[5093.880 --> 5095.880] if you've been invested for all these years +[5095.880 --> 5097.480] and you know, like, the behind the scene, +[5097.480 --> 5098.680] shit, too, that's been going on, +[5098.680 --> 5101.480] like, it made the movie so much better. +[5101.480 --> 5103.880] And it was a lot of fan service in it. +[5103.880 --> 5104.680] Like, there's some things I saw, +[5104.680 --> 5105.880] like, +[5105.880 --> 5107.080] what the, they're there? +[5107.080 --> 5107.880] Yeah. +[5107.880 --> 5109.240] Bro, isn't it, I mean, you said it, +[5109.240 --> 5110.680] you just said it earlier than it really dawned in. +[5110.680 --> 5113.080] Isn't it crazy at the end of the first Avengers? +[5113.880 --> 5115.880] Thanos was there at the end of the first, +[5115.880 --> 5117.080] in the end of the movie. +[5117.080 --> 5117.880] Yeah. +[5117.880 --> 5119.080] And it didn't come out until years later. +[5119.080 --> 5121.480] They had that, that's ridden up a decade. +[5121.480 --> 5122.680] That's a little bit of a decade. +[5122.680 --> 5124.680] Some, like, whoever, +[5124.680 --> 5128.680] whatever team was behind bringing that from comic to screen, +[5128.680 --> 5129.480] Yeah. +[5129.480 --> 5131.080] They need to retire right now, +[5131.080 --> 5132.680] and they need to be given the world. +[5132.680 --> 5133.480] Yeah. +[5133.480 --> 5135.480] They never need to work another day in their life, +[5135.480 --> 5136.680] like, they probably won't have to. +[5136.680 --> 5138.040] Oh, yeah, but it needs to be like, +[5138.040 --> 5142.280] Hey, you did the, you did the greatest cinema ever. +[5142.280 --> 5144.280] Like, speaking of, +[5144.280 --> 5146.280] that deserves just everything. +[5146.280 --> 5149.080] Thor being so, and I Thor, +[5149.080 --> 5151.480] but Thanos being like involved in the Marvel Universe +[5151.480 --> 5152.280] as the villain. +[5152.280 --> 5155.080] Oh, man, it was supposed to be Kang, +[5155.080 --> 5157.080] but you know, there was something, +[5157.080 --> 5157.880] something happened. +[5157.880 --> 5159.080] Yeah. +[5159.080 --> 5161.080] We got a new one. +[5161.080 --> 5163.080] RDJ's back, baby. +[5163.880 --> 5165.880] That reveal was badass. +[5165.880 --> 5167.480] It's already, J, you know, it's gonna be. +[5167.480 --> 5170.680] That was like some, that was a Marvel shit in real life. +[5170.680 --> 5171.480] Yeah. +[5171.480 --> 5172.680] Like the way he didn't just, +[5172.680 --> 5174.680] he's such a badass too. +[5174.680 --> 5176.680] He just exudes, man. +[5176.680 --> 5177.880] Yeah, he's so damn cool. +[5177.880 --> 5179.880] He is Iron Man, like, in real life. +[5179.880 --> 5181.080] I would go on a date with him. +[5181.080 --> 5183.080] Not like that, but like a dinner. +[5183.080 --> 5183.880] Yeah. +[5183.880 --> 5185.480] I don't think I could, I don't think I could +[5185.480 --> 5186.680] conversationally keep up with him. +[5186.680 --> 5187.880] He's so smart and way too. +[5187.880 --> 5189.080] He's so intellectual. +[5189.080 --> 5190.840] And he's like, he's like, you know, +[5190.840 --> 5191.880] swathed too with this. +[5191.880 --> 5192.680] It's a little good looking. +[5192.680 --> 5194.680] Are you excited to see him as doom? +[5194.680 --> 5196.280] How do you feel about it? +[5196.280 --> 5198.680] I mean, obviously, yes, but I kind of, I don't, +[5198.680 --> 5200.680] I don't know. +[5200.680 --> 5202.680] I kind of had mixed feelings, to be honest, +[5202.680 --> 5203.880] because that's Iron Man. +[5203.880 --> 5205.080] Because that's literally. +[5205.080 --> 5207.880] Yeah, I'm not even saying that it's actually Iron Man. +[5207.880 --> 5211.080] Like it's the same person that played Iron Man. +[5211.080 --> 5213.080] So I'm like, but you just watch. +[5213.080 --> 5215.480] I can't say too much, but the movie we just watched. +[5215.480 --> 5217.480] It's kind of the same thing happened. +[5217.480 --> 5219.480] And I don't like that. +[5219.480 --> 5220.680] You didn't like it? +[5220.680 --> 5221.680] Who are you talking about? +[5221.680 --> 5224.480] The movie we just watched whenever they were at the other place. +[5224.480 --> 5226.880] It's so he was somebody else and they talked about it. +[5226.880 --> 5229.680] That person was somebody, another character. +[5229.680 --> 5231.680] Yes, but that's also a deadpool. +[5231.680 --> 5232.880] It's not a, it's. +[5232.880 --> 5233.680] It's a Marvel movie. +[5233.680 --> 5234.880] It's a part of the same universe. +[5234.880 --> 5236.880] I know, but that's the point of the Deadpool movies. +[5236.880 --> 5237.280] Is to be funny. +[5237.280 --> 5238.480] Is to do shit like that. +[5238.480 --> 5239.680] Like, but there's going to be a. +[5242.880 --> 5244.080] Yeah, that's him now. +[5244.080 --> 5245.280] Yeah, but I don't know. +[5245.280 --> 5248.080] But it's, I feel like. +[5248.080 --> 5250.480] I feel like already J as Iron Man. +[5251.280 --> 5253.680] Is it is LeBron. +[5253.680 --> 5255.280] It is Shack and Co. +[5255.280 --> 5256.480] Yeah, it is Tom Brady. +[5256.480 --> 5258.080] Like nothing gets better than that. +[5258.080 --> 5259.280] So it's almost. +[5259.280 --> 5260.880] I'm not mad at it. +[5260.880 --> 5261.280] I'm excited. +[5261.280 --> 5262.280] I know he's going to kill the role. +[5262.280 --> 5264.080] He's fantastic actor and anything ever does. +[5264.080 --> 5266.080] But it's just, it's, it's weird with me. +[5266.080 --> 5267.080] It's, it's. +[5267.080 --> 5269.280] Do you think they're not going to talk about it or like make a thing about it? +[5269.280 --> 5270.480] Like a little window. +[5270.480 --> 5273.680] That's like if we stop this, but then just started another podcast. +[5273.680 --> 5274.480] Like literally. +[5274.480 --> 5275.280] It's like. +[5275.280 --> 5276.480] Yeah, well, well, that's the thing. +[5276.480 --> 5278.080] I don't think they're going to pretend that that didn't exist. +[5278.080 --> 5279.680] I think it's going to be the universe shit. +[5280.480 --> 5284.880] Because in one universe, he's, he saved the universe and this one is going to end it. +[5284.880 --> 5285.680] You know what I mean? +[5285.680 --> 5287.280] See, that's nice. +[5287.280 --> 5289.680] Multiverse and the whole the time variance. +[5289.680 --> 5291.280] That's all that's a lot to keep up with. +[5291.280 --> 5292.280] Talked about it. +[5292.280 --> 5293.880] Lee, that is a lot to keep up. +[5293.880 --> 5296.280] I love how they dealt with that in the real. +[5296.280 --> 5299.280] Dude, did you ever try to watch Loki? +[5299.280 --> 5299.880] Like season. +[5299.880 --> 5304.080] I can't once they started going to streaming services and like you have to watch these to keep up with the. +[5304.080 --> 5305.680] It was a lot and it's bro. +[5305.680 --> 5308.480] Like I think Owen Wilson was in it or like really? +[5308.480 --> 5310.080] Yeah, I think it was either Owen Wilson or Matthew McConaughey. +[5310.080 --> 5312.080] It was one of the two in the low. +[5312.080 --> 5315.280] I just started watching the YouTube like, hey, before this is what happened in low key. +[5315.280 --> 5317.280] This is what happened in black web or whatever. +[5317.280 --> 5319.280] Like the shows are called now. +[5319.280 --> 5322.280] Oh, yeah, it's it's that whole that whole thought though. +[5322.280 --> 5324.280] If that were to be real is terrifying. +[5324.280 --> 5325.280] Does it multiverse? +[5325.280 --> 5328.280] There's just thousands and thousands of us. +[5328.280 --> 5330.280] Yeah, I believe in God. +[5330.280 --> 5331.280] It's terrifying. +[5331.280 --> 5333.680] Yeah, but I am excited to see him as it. +[5333.680 --> 5334.680] It's just weird with me. +[5334.680 --> 5336.880] But the multiverse thing that I didn't even think about that. +[5336.880 --> 5340.480] It could be, you know, if they play it as that, they spin it like that. +[5340.480 --> 5343.680] I just I'm waiting for the day that she doesn't face it. +[5343.680 --> 5347.680] I'm waiting for the day that they go, okay, we're going to stop the multiverse. +[5347.680 --> 5353.480] We're going to have to have to because there's no consequences to any of these movies now. +[5353.480 --> 5357.080] Like even when we were watching Deadpool Wolverine, I was like, okay, this is like good. +[5357.080 --> 5361.280] But literally the next movie they could drop something that happens where none of that that we just have. +[5361.280 --> 5363.080] Yeah, that shit has to end. +[5363.080 --> 5366.480] Like you should have ended after the Avengers or like maybe a movie or two after. +[5366.480 --> 5368.880] But like I'm just saying, like it's two, it's too much. +[5368.880 --> 5370.880] And they talk about that in spoiler. +[5370.880 --> 5372.280] They talk about it in Deadpool. +[5372.280 --> 5379.080] Bro, they need they need to do something where someone goes and like destroys the TVA, +[5379.080 --> 5382.080] destroys the whole time variance and just keeps the one time. +[5382.080 --> 5383.080] Yeah, they have to. +[5383.080 --> 5385.480] Like they have to because there's no consequences to these movies anymore. +[5385.480 --> 5387.280] Yeah, it's just that's what made it. +[5387.280 --> 5388.280] They're just so good. +[5388.280 --> 5392.480] It is it is getting like it's kind of like a. +[5393.480 --> 5395.480] What show is that? +[5395.480 --> 5397.480] It's kind of like suits almost. +[5397.480 --> 5398.480] Like suits is good. +[5398.480 --> 5401.480] There's an underlying working story the whole time, but it's like. +[5401.480 --> 5404.080] Every other two episodes just starting a new case. +[5404.080 --> 5407.480] And then it's like, you know, it's so strange to me you never finished that show. +[5407.480 --> 5408.480] You told me not to. +[5408.480 --> 5409.480] You said the ending was ass. +[5409.480 --> 5412.480] I said, I said skip two seasons and they go to the last season. +[5412.480 --> 5413.480] Why the hell? +[5413.480 --> 5414.480] And I think about what you just said. +[5414.480 --> 5419.480] If I'm being told to skip 20 episodes, you're involved for five, six seasons. +[5419.480 --> 5420.480] Yeah, skip two. +[5420.480 --> 5424.480] And if you go skip skip a fourth of the whole show and just go to the end. +[5424.480 --> 5426.480] Nope, I'm just going to stop right here. +[5426.480 --> 5427.480] You're going to waste my time. +[5427.480 --> 5429.480] You didn't want to see what happened at Harvey. +[5429.480 --> 5430.480] You told me what happened. +[5430.480 --> 5431.480] Yeah. +[5431.480 --> 5433.480] I kind of forgot what happened again. +[5433.480 --> 5434.480] Is it spoiler? +[5434.480 --> 5436.480] Yeah, let me show came out 10 years ago. +[5436.480 --> 5437.480] No, yeah, yeah. +[5437.480 --> 5440.480] They're making a new season or whatever. +[5440.480 --> 5441.480] I'm not excited for you. +[5441.480 --> 5442.480] You need to watch Breaking Bad. +[5442.480 --> 5443.480] I tried. +[5443.480 --> 5447.480] Last time I tried, there's a woman wrapped up outside of my apartment. +[5447.480 --> 5448.480] That was that. +[5448.480 --> 5449.480] Yeah, that's what I started watching. +[5449.480 --> 5451.480] Episode one and I started screaming outside my window. +[5451.480 --> 5452.480] Woman tied up. +[5452.480 --> 5453.480] I don't trauma bond you. +[5453.480 --> 5454.480] Yeah, you know what I mean? +[5454.480 --> 5456.480] Anyway, go watch Deadpool Wolverine. +[5456.480 --> 5459.480] It was fantastic movie 9 out of 10 and it is hilarious. +[5459.480 --> 5461.480] That was pop culture. +[5461.480 --> 5462.480] Paying in cam. +[5462.480 --> 5464.480] Pop culture. +[5464.480 --> 5465.480] Paying in cam. +[5465.480 --> 5466.480] Bow. +[5466.480 --> 5467.480] Get us out of here, Cam. +[5467.480 --> 5468.480] You breaking thumb. +[5468.480 --> 5469.480] Bastard. +[5469.480 --> 5470.480] I'm not a breakthin' bastard. +[5470.480 --> 5472.480] Your thumb is hurting and purple, but I still love it. +[5472.480 --> 5473.480] And I love how you use it. +[5473.480 --> 5476.480] Anyway, thank you for coming back to episode 124. +[5476.480 --> 5477.480] We absolutely love y'all. +[5477.480 --> 5478.480] Dreamcom was a blast. +[5478.480 --> 5481.480] Make sure you tune into all of our socials, discord, twitch, +[5481.480 --> 5485.480] Facebook, Patreon, Insta, YouTube, all of it. +[5485.480 --> 5488.480] Payton is now standing on a couch and you can no longer see his upper extremities, +[5488.480 --> 5492.480] but you can see his long gene shorts and his Houston, Jersey. +[5492.480 --> 5495.480] You can also now see his duch and his splint. +[5495.480 --> 5496.480] But we absolutely love y'all. +[5496.480 --> 5497.480] Confuse the casters. +[5497.480 --> 5499.480] Get your good karma by leaving this comment everywhere. +[5499.480 --> 5501.480] I gotta leave that mother. +[5501.480 --> 5505.480] And this week's is BTS. +[5505.480 --> 5508.480] And that is not for behind the scenes, but rather... +[5508.480 --> 5512.480] Break that... +[5512.480 --> 5514.480] Been that splint. +[5514.480 --> 5515.480] Broken thumb syndrome. +[5515.480 --> 5516.480] Broken thumb syndrome. +[5516.480 --> 5517.480] Broken thumb syndrome. +[5517.480 --> 5518.480] I'm standing on my phone. +[5518.480 --> 5519.480] Broken thumb syndrome. +[5519.480 --> 5520.480] Broken thumb syndrome. +[5520.480 --> 5521.480] Leave it everywhere. +[5521.480 --> 5522.480] Confuse the casters. +[5522.480 --> 5523.480] Get your good karma. +[5523.480 --> 5527.480] Head on over to the Patreon right now where we deep dive into Dreamcom as a whole. +[5527.480 --> 5529.480] Talk about all the cool things that happened. +[5529.480 --> 5534.480] But until next week, episode 125, you're gonna have to sit on the edge of your seat +[5534.480 --> 5538.480] and boy do we have some shit cooking for y'all and we cannot wait to share it. +[5538.480 --> 5541.480] But until then, we absolutely love y'all. +[5541.480 --> 5543.480] And... +[5543.480 --> 5548.480] Remember, one out of 10 qualifiers don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you. +[5548.480 --> 5549.480] Hello. +[5549.480 --> 5550.480] And next time. +[5550.480 --> 5551.480] What do you... +[5551.480 --> 5553.480] No, this is not spider. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_oCUkBbDFLhU.txt b/transcript/podcast_oCUkBbDFLhU.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8d9fa857d1cfdb5f758437a4d2a93878c95b6cea --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_oCUkBbDFLhU.txt @@ -0,0 +1,631 @@ +[0.000 --> 3.280] You're listening, ad-free, on Amazon Music. +[3.280 --> 8.480] One summer afternoon in 2016, a young woman squeezed into the tiny bathroom on board a +[8.480 --> 9.960] fishing vessel. +[9.960 --> 13.880] She locked the door behind her and leaned in close to the mirror to get a good look at +[13.880 --> 19.920] her face, in particular her left eye, which was disturbingly red. +[19.920 --> 24.480] She used both hands to stretch the skin back around her eye, and the tissue along the +[24.480 --> 27.440] edge of her eyelid looked totally strange. +[27.440 --> 34.560] So she just ran a finger along it, and then suddenly something dislodged from her eye. +[34.560 --> 40.640] It was the small sliver of fuzz about the size and thickness of a carpet fiber. +[40.640 --> 45.440] The woman leaned in closer to the mirror and delicately pinched this weird strand and +[45.440 --> 48.120] pulled it away from her eye. +[48.120 --> 52.360] She held it up to the bathroom light trying to figure out what it was, and to her surprise +[52.360 --> 55.040] it was almost half an inch long. +[55.040 --> 59.360] As she stood there wondering how on earth this weird piece of fiber had gotten wedged +[59.360 --> 63.120] in her eye, something strange happened. +[63.120 --> 66.560] The little strand began to move. +[66.560 --> 73.800] 26-year-old Abby Beckley perched high in her saddle and spurred her horse into a gallop. +[73.800 --> 78.120] She sabred the feeling of the wind on her cheeks, as she galloped across the pasture towards +[78.120 --> 80.320] the stable. +[80.320 --> 85.240] Abby had spent the first half of the summer of 2016, renting a room that had converted +[85.240 --> 88.040] cattle ranch in Gold Beach, Oregon. +[88.040 --> 91.200] She spent her days riding horses and exploring the coast. +[91.200 --> 96.320] It was only a half hour north from where she grew up, so it was a familiar landscape. +[96.320 --> 98.920] But being out in nature never got old to Abby. +[98.920 --> 103.600] She tried to spend the majority of every summer outside soaking up the sunshine. +[103.600 --> 107.000] This August afternoon was her last day at the cattle ranch. +[107.000 --> 111.600] She was ready for a new adventure, and tomorrow she was traveling to Alaska to work as a +[111.600 --> 114.600] deckhand on a commercial salmon fishing boat. +[114.600 --> 119.400] She'd never been out to sea longer than a few days, but Abby was always game to expand +[119.400 --> 122.800] her horizons and try new things. +[122.800 --> 126.720] Abby pulled on the reins for the horse to stop, then she dismounted and walked the horse +[126.720 --> 128.480] into the stable. +[128.480 --> 132.000] Once it was in its stall, Abby latched the gate and then walked down the row of other +[132.000 --> 135.600] stalls, saying her goodbyes to the other horses. +[135.600 --> 140.960] At the end of the aisle was the ranch's one remaining cow, munching hay all alone. +[140.960 --> 145.120] Abby gave the cow a little rub on her nose, then she closed the stable door and headed +[145.120 --> 150.920] off for her next adventure in Alaska. +[150.920 --> 157.240] The next day, Abby took two planes and a taxi before arriving in the small town of Kragalaska, +[157.240 --> 159.720] where her boat was docked. +[159.720 --> 163.560] As she walked down the street, she could tell she'd entered a whole new world. +[163.560 --> 166.880] The woods on the mountainside were thick and unbroken. +[166.880 --> 172.160] The peaks rising above her were snow-capped, even in summer, and the air was crisp in a +[172.160 --> 174.680] way she'd never felt before. +[174.680 --> 178.280] Abby headed down to the waterfront and saw her boat docked in the harbor. +[178.280 --> 182.680] Her first thought was that it looked smaller than it did in the picture she'd seen. +[182.680 --> 186.760] But the crew members greeted her were warm and welcoming, and one of them led Abby to +[186.760 --> 188.800] her bunk and helped her get settled. +[188.800 --> 192.760] She was happy to be there and excited for what lay ahead. +[192.760 --> 196.920] The next morning, the whole crew had arrived, and once supplies were loaded, the fishing +[196.920 --> 201.720] vessel pulled away from shore and headed across the bay towards the open ocean. +[201.720 --> 204.920] Right away, it was time for Abby to get to work. +[204.920 --> 209.320] She was paired with another young woman named Allison, who was a regular crew member, +[209.320 --> 213.840] who showed Abby how to work with the other deckhands, to cast out the big weighted nets +[213.840 --> 215.720] called Sains. +[215.720 --> 217.520] It was a tricky process. +[217.520 --> 221.880] Abby had to help fling the enormous net into the waves with one hand, while gripping a +[221.880 --> 225.120] rope to drag it back in with the other hand. +[225.120 --> 231.240] Also the net tangled very easily and was surprisingly heavy once it got wet. +[231.240 --> 233.880] Abby's first morning was exhausting. +[233.880 --> 238.480] Waves kept splashing up on the deck, soaking her and making her shake with cold. +[238.480 --> 243.080] Even though it was summer, the wind that whipped across the water had a bite to it. +[243.080 --> 248.200] Over the next few days, Abby's mentor, Allison, taught her everything she could about working +[248.200 --> 250.520] on a commercial fishing boat. +[250.520 --> 254.560] Allison showed Abby how to sort the fish by weight, how to stack them neatly in coolers +[254.560 --> 259.280] of ice for sale back in the mainland, how to swap the deck, how to clean the knives and +[259.280 --> 263.600] hooks and nets, which were always getting soaked in fish blood and bait. +[263.600 --> 268.880] And so Abby came to learn that life at sea was both messy and dangerous. +[268.880 --> 270.160] But it was worth it. +[270.160 --> 274.440] On Abby's first Friday night on the boat, the crew grilled a festive dinner on the deck +[274.440 --> 276.640] and watched the sunset together. +[276.640 --> 280.960] At that moment, Abby realized that there was nowhere else in the world she'd rather be. +[280.960 --> 282.720] This was awesome. +[282.720 --> 288.480] After dinner, Abby helped clean up in the kitchen and then she flopped down on her bunk. +[288.480 --> 293.160] Abby listened to the sound of the waves outside and started to nod off, but she was distracted +[293.160 --> 296.000] by an odd itch in her left eye. +[296.000 --> 301.200] She wondered if it was a grain of sand or maybe a fragment of barnacle from the nets. +[301.200 --> 305.000] So she rolled out of bed, went down the hall to the bathroom and splashed cold water on her +[305.000 --> 306.320] face. +[306.320 --> 311.200] Abby tried to blink to kind of clean her left eye, then she padded her face dry and went +[311.200 --> 312.720] back to her bunk. +[312.720 --> 314.200] She needed to get some sleep. +[314.200 --> 318.440] Tomorrow was going to be another very long day of work. +[318.440 --> 322.560] The next morning, Abby's left eye was still bothering her, only now she had a headache +[322.560 --> 323.560] too. +[323.560 --> 327.600] She went back to the bathroom and looked at her eye again, and now she could see it was +[327.600 --> 330.320] red and inflamed. +[330.320 --> 333.840] Abby decided she would just ignore it for now and get on with her chores. +[333.920 --> 338.760] But it was a little bit of a trouble. +[338.760 --> 343.440] Five days later, Abby stood on the deck trying to work through her discomfort. +[343.440 --> 345.640] She still wasn't feeling any better. +[345.640 --> 351.360] Her headaches had grown from mild to full-blown migraines, and even worse, her left eyelid +[351.360 --> 357.000] was now starting to droop, which made it hard for her to open her eye all the way. +[357.000 --> 361.960] At breakfast that morning, Abby's mentor, Allison, asked her if she was okay, and Abby said +[361.960 --> 366.320] that she was uncomfortable, but you know what was going on with her was probably just +[366.320 --> 368.720] a stubborn case of pink eye. +[368.720 --> 373.620] Fortunately, their boat was scheduled to return to the town of Craig that afternoon for +[373.620 --> 379.880] a short stay to offload fish, restock supplies, and give the crew some time off. +[379.880 --> 383.960] Abby decided that it was time to face the facts here, that whatever was going on with +[383.960 --> 388.720] her eye and her headache was likely not going to go away on its own. +[388.720 --> 391.080] She needed medical intervention. +[391.080 --> 395.520] So once the boat pulled into the harbor, Abby helped tie it to the pier, most of the crew +[395.520 --> 401.400] went into town to buy supplies, do laundry, and enjoy a day on land, but Abby went back +[401.400 --> 404.480] onto the boat and down the hall to the bathroom. +[404.480 --> 409.000] Her eye was really hurting at this point, and so she wanted to look one more time before +[409.000 --> 412.480] she went on land to go find a doctor. +[412.480 --> 417.040] Abby went into the bathroom, locked the door behind her, took a deep breath, and then +[417.040 --> 419.760] faced herself in the mirror. +[419.760 --> 423.960] And when she saw her eye, she could tell it was in really bad shape. +[423.960 --> 427.920] She couldn't imagine how she looked to her crewmates. +[427.920 --> 432.520] Abby ran her finger along her eyelid to see if maybe she could find some foreign object +[432.520 --> 436.480] in her eye that was causing so much irritation. +[436.480 --> 441.080] And then a moment later, as she was kind of rubbing her finger around her eye, she actually +[441.080 --> 446.600] felt something that was kind of small and thin, and she managed to pull it out of her +[446.600 --> 447.760] eye. +[447.760 --> 452.000] And when she did, Abby immediately breathed a sigh of relief. +[452.000 --> 456.040] Now that she'd found whatever foreign object was in her eye, she thought maybe she would +[456.040 --> 458.440] start to feel better. +[458.440 --> 464.800] But when she got a good look at this thing she had pulled from her eye, she screamed. +[464.800 --> 471.680] Pinched between her fingers, writhing around, was a half inch long worm. +[471.680 --> 474.280] Her first instinct was to throw it in the toilet. +[474.280 --> 476.640] Her second was to throw up. +[476.640 --> 482.000] Instead, she ran down the hall to Alison's door, barged inside, and showed her this worm +[482.000 --> 484.840] she had pulled from her eye. +[484.840 --> 486.160] Alison's jaw dropped. +[486.160 --> 489.640] She told Abby that she'd worked on a lot of boats over the years and seen some strange +[489.640 --> 492.360] things, but nothing like this. +[492.360 --> 497.120] Alison asked if Abby had handled any infected looking fish while cleaning the nets. +[497.120 --> 500.560] You know, maybe this worm was actually some sort of maggot. +[500.560 --> 506.600] But just the idea of finding fly larvae in her eye made Abby immediately sick to her +[506.600 --> 507.600] stomach. +[507.600 --> 512.200] And so she threw this little worm into Alison's trash can, then she sat on her bed and tried +[512.200 --> 514.800] not to hyperventilate. +[514.800 --> 519.000] Alison flipped open her computer and Googled salmon worms. +[519.000 --> 522.200] Abby looked over her shoulder as they scanned the results. +[522.200 --> 527.040] They existed, but there was no mention of them in connection with humans. +[527.040 --> 529.960] Alison told Abby she really had to go see a doctor. +[529.960 --> 534.360] The boat wasn't going back out to sea for 24 hours, so Abby had time. +[534.360 --> 537.880] Hopefully there was some kind of medication they could give her. +[537.880 --> 541.840] Abby went to the ship's galley where they kept a folder of emergency contacts and found +[541.840 --> 545.080] the number of an urgent care clinic in town. +[545.080 --> 549.480] Abby called, explained her situation, and then booked their next available appointment, +[549.480 --> 552.120] which was early the next morning. +[552.120 --> 557.120] Then Abby went back to her bunk and did her best not to totally freak out about the situation +[557.120 --> 558.120] she was in. +[558.520 --> 563.800] However, every time she began to dose off, something would wiggle around inside of her eye, +[563.800 --> 567.000] and she'd bolt awake with her heart thumping. +[567.000 --> 576.040] The next morning, Abby sat in the small clinic waiting area, tapping her feet nervously. +[576.040 --> 578.880] She had arrived early after a terrible night's sleep. +[578.880 --> 585.160] Her left eye was totally bloodshot and swollen, and her eyelid was drooping worse than ever. +[585.160 --> 589.520] A few minutes later, the doctor called Abby into a treatment room, and right away, Abby +[589.520 --> 594.600] told the doctor all about her horrifying symptoms over the past five days. +[594.600 --> 598.840] The doctor nodded, but admitted he had not seen a case like hers before. +[598.840 --> 603.000] The clinic had treated plenty of sailors and fishermen over the years who'd caught odd +[603.000 --> 608.280] parasites out at sea, usually from handling old fish carcasses, but those typically affected +[608.280 --> 611.160] the intestines, not the eyes. +[611.160 --> 612.720] Abby was confused by this. +[612.720 --> 616.800] How was it possible that she'd caught something that a local doctor in this area had never +[616.800 --> 618.560] treated before? +[618.560 --> 622.160] What had Abby done that was so different from the other fishermen? +[622.160 --> 626.440] The doctor then had Abby lean back into her climbing chair and swivel to bright light +[626.440 --> 627.960] above her head. +[627.960 --> 632.320] Abby squinted while the doctor held her left eye open and gently traced along its edge +[632.320 --> 634.520] with a small tool. +[634.520 --> 637.480] Then suddenly the doctor froze. +[637.480 --> 642.400] Abby tensed as the doctor switched instruments, picking up a small set of tweezers, and then +[642.400 --> 644.480] he leaned closer. +[644.480 --> 648.840] Abby felt the doctor plucked something from her eye, and then slowly the doctor lifted +[648.840 --> 650.640] it towards the light. +[650.640 --> 652.760] It was another worm. +[652.760 --> 655.800] This one was almost the size of a paperclip. +[655.800 --> 660.240] When Abby saw it, she'd dug her nails into the armrests totally repulsed. +[660.240 --> 664.000] How many of these worms were in her eye? +[664.000 --> 666.480] Abby moved to sit up, but the doctor held her down. +[666.480 --> 668.440] They were not done. +[668.440 --> 673.280] Just later he'd rooted out another worm hiding beneath her eyelid. +[673.280 --> 676.960] Abby's mind raced, where had these worms come from? +[676.960 --> 680.800] But even more importantly, why didn't the doctor know what they were or what they were +[680.800 --> 682.400] capable of? +[682.400 --> 686.320] What if some of these worms had burrowed deeper in towards her brain? +[686.320 --> 689.640] Who knew what kind of damage they could cause? +[689.640 --> 694.360] The doctor eventually slid his chair back, peeled off his gloves and sighed deeply. +[694.360 --> 699.080] She admitted Abby's situation seemed very serious, but he didn't have the equipment +[699.080 --> 703.560] to determine what these creatures were or how to get rid of all of them. +[703.560 --> 708.960] Abby's best bet was to fly home and see an eye specialist as soon as possible. +[708.960 --> 713.800] Abby agreed, then she stood up, thanked the doctor, and headed back outside. +[713.800 --> 718.240] She walked along the sleepy small town streets in a blur, thinking through every worst case +[718.240 --> 719.560] scenario. +[719.560 --> 722.680] From blindness to brain damage to death. +[722.760 --> 727.000] She felt invaded, overwhelmed, and totally alone. +[727.000 --> 731.400] Abby walked back to the dock and apologized to the captain, but she said she had to go +[731.400 --> 733.640] home right now. +[733.640 --> 744.520] Then she packed her things and booked the next flight to Oregon. +[744.520 --> 748.280] The next afternoon, Abby landed in Portland, Oregon. +[748.280 --> 752.080] She walked off the plane and took a taxi straight to the ophthalmology department of +[752.080 --> 755.000] Oregon Health and Science University. +[755.000 --> 759.680] Her stomach churned with worry, but it felt good to be back in her home state. +[759.680 --> 764.400] Abby speed walked into the huge, modern medical complex, signed in, and then asked the nurse +[764.400 --> 765.960] to please hurry. +[765.960 --> 768.160] She checked her eye with her phone's camera. +[768.160 --> 773.760] It was still totally blood-red, very puffy, and her upper eyelid was drooping so much, +[773.760 --> 778.600] Abby wondered how much longer she'd even be able to open her eye at all. +[778.600 --> 782.560] Next later, the nurse called her name and took her back to a room where several eye specialists +[782.560 --> 784.360] were waiting. +[784.360 --> 788.640] Once Abby was in there, she explained each stage of what had happened to her. +[788.640 --> 792.760] Her weeks on the boat, the worsening inflammation, all the worms she'd removed. +[792.760 --> 796.720] They listened and nodded while one of them jotted notes. +[796.720 --> 800.480] When Abby finished, one of the doctors leaned forward and told her that he had some good +[800.480 --> 801.720] news. +[801.720 --> 803.200] This was likely nothing. +[803.200 --> 807.600] He said that patients often come in thinking they have some sort of parasite or weird +[807.600 --> 812.560] insect in their eye, but it was usually just mucus. +[812.560 --> 814.040] Abby felt her blood rising. +[814.040 --> 817.360] The doctor in Alaska did not pull mucus out of her eye. +[817.360 --> 819.520] They were definitely worms. +[819.520 --> 822.840] He had even sent them to a lab for analysis. +[822.840 --> 826.840] The doctors in the room told Abby to lie back on an operating table. +[826.840 --> 831.640] One of them pulled up a chair, clicked on a pen light, and shown it into her left eyeball. +[831.640 --> 835.520] Abby steadied her breathing while he inspected her eye. +[835.520 --> 839.000] A few minutes later, he clicked the light off and slid the chair back. +[839.000 --> 840.360] There was nothing there. +[840.360 --> 844.240] He suggested she must have interacted with something on the boat and then maybe touched her +[844.240 --> 848.920] eye, but whatever worms she'd contracted, were gone now. +[848.920 --> 852.240] Abby pleaded with them to please wait a bit and try again. +[852.240 --> 857.600] She'd gone to bed last night, feeling worms moving around in her eye, so she knew they +[857.600 --> 859.280] were still there. +[859.280 --> 863.760] And so the doctors exchanged out full looks, but agreed to let Abby linger a bit longer +[863.760 --> 866.320] since she'd come all the way from Alaska. +[866.320 --> 871.640] They all got up and left Abby alone in the examining room. +[871.640 --> 875.680] Abby sat there staring up at the ceiling, feeling more and more impatient. +[875.680 --> 878.880] For once, she actually wanted the worms to be there. +[878.880 --> 883.320] Finally, about half an hour later, she felt one squiggle under her eyelid. +[883.320 --> 885.760] She shouted to the doctors who were out in the hallway. +[885.760 --> 890.800] The dashed inside, peeled back her left eyelid, leaned in close, searching with the light, +[890.800 --> 894.640] and then one of the doctors let out a startled shriek. +[894.640 --> 895.800] Abby almost laughed. +[895.800 --> 900.440] It obviously was not a good sign for experienced medical professionals to react this way, but +[900.440 --> 903.360] at least they were seeing what she was seeing. +[903.360 --> 908.640] The doctor removed the worm they just saw and placed it in a sterilized container for testing +[908.640 --> 912.120] and then continued examining Abby's left eye. +[912.120 --> 916.240] Within minutes, they'd found another two worms. +[916.240 --> 917.720] The doctors were buzzing. +[917.720 --> 920.880] None of them had ever seen anything like this. +[920.880 --> 926.160] They asked Abby loads of questions, but Abby mostly had questions of her own for them. +[926.160 --> 929.080] Where had she caught these worms and how could there be so many? +[929.080 --> 931.760] Were they breeding and reproducing in her eye? +[931.760 --> 933.360] How dangerous were they? +[933.360 --> 937.560] And what if this was just the start of something much, much worse? +[937.560 --> 941.960] But the doctors were almost as baffled as Abby and they couldn't really answer her questions, +[941.960 --> 945.120] leaving her feelings scared and frustrated. +[945.120 --> 948.720] When the appointment was over, Abby left the building and sat in a patch of grass out +[948.720 --> 949.720] front. +[949.720 --> 954.080] She closed her eyes and tried to focus on the warmth of the sun, but she could still feel +[954.080 --> 960.120] the worms moving beneath her eyelid. +[960.120 --> 965.280] The following week, one of the world's leading parasite experts, Dr. Richard Bradbury, +[965.280 --> 969.680] strode to the front desk of the CDC's headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. +[969.680 --> 974.320] The receptionist handed Dr. Bradbury a package marked urgent. +[974.320 --> 979.080] Back in his office, he opened up the package and spread the contents across his desk. +[979.080 --> 983.960] There was a container with worms preserved in formaldehyde, along with a case report +[983.960 --> 988.040] from a pathology clinic on the other side of the country. +[988.040 --> 992.560] Parasites were his specialty, so Dr. Bradbury was used to being sent worms and other weird +[992.560 --> 994.640] creatures in the mail. +[994.640 --> 999.360] But right away, Dr. Bradbury could tell this was an unusual case. +[999.360 --> 1003.040] These were worms pulled from someone's eye. +[1003.040 --> 1007.000] Dr. Bradbury knew of only one species that fit this description. +[1007.000 --> 1010.880] A rare parasite known as the California eye worm. +[1010.880 --> 1015.640] It usually only infected smaller mammals like dogs, cats, or sheep, but every once in a +[1015.640 --> 1019.320] while, it found its way into humans. +[1019.320 --> 1020.440] This was worrying. +[1020.440 --> 1026.280] In smaller mammals, the worms impact was sometimes mild, but occasionally, the worms would +[1026.280 --> 1029.720] lead to cysts or even blindness. +[1029.720 --> 1035.640] But in a human, the potential harm from these worms was mostly unknown. +[1035.640 --> 1039.400] Dr. Bradbury realized Abby might be in serious danger. +[1039.400 --> 1042.320] He also worried that the condition might be contagious. +[1042.320 --> 1045.720] Was it possible she'd spread the worms to other people? +[1045.720 --> 1048.440] If so, he needed to act fast. +[1048.440 --> 1052.960] Dr. Bradbury lifted his pen to fill out the case file and write down that he believed +[1052.960 --> 1056.880] it was a California eye worm, but he hesitated. +[1056.880 --> 1062.440] Alaska was a long way from California, and the California eye worm really didn't infect +[1062.440 --> 1064.720] humans most of the time. +[1064.720 --> 1069.560] And so the doctor had this nagging feeling that maybe something different had invaded Abby's +[1069.560 --> 1070.560] eye. +[1070.560 --> 1075.040] Dr. Bradbury took the worm sample and crossed the campus to the laboratory. +[1075.040 --> 1078.880] Using a small set of tongs, he placed one of the worms between two small squares of +[1078.880 --> 1082.520] glass and then slid that under a microscope. +[1082.520 --> 1087.840] Coming in, he immediately saw that this was not a California eye worm. +[1087.840 --> 1093.200] This worm's mouth and genitalia were a different shape and other body parts were in the wrong +[1093.200 --> 1094.360] places. +[1094.360 --> 1099.120] The longer Dr. Bradbury studied this worm, the more certain he became that this was something +[1099.120 --> 1102.040] he'd never actually encountered before. +[1102.040 --> 1104.680] Which left him wondering, what was this? +[1104.680 --> 1108.680] He was a parasite specialist with decades of experience. +[1108.680 --> 1112.880] If he couldn't identify it, who could? +[1112.880 --> 1118.480] Dr. Bradbury consulted the CDC's massive reference collection, which included hundreds +[1118.480 --> 1122.400] of obscure parasites from all around the world. +[1122.400 --> 1127.080] Thumb through one catalog after another, none of the worms on file matched the one he +[1127.080 --> 1129.000] just seen at the lab. +[1129.000 --> 1133.800] It was time consuming tedious work, but Dr. Bradbury had built his career on this kind of +[1133.800 --> 1135.520] attention to detail. +[1135.520 --> 1140.280] Going chronologically, Dr. Bradbury dug past the fifties, the forties, and into the +[1140.280 --> 1145.800] thirties, sifting through every documented parasite the CDC had in its files. +[1145.800 --> 1150.200] His eyes were starting to glaze over when suddenly he stopped. +[1150.200 --> 1153.680] His eyes froze on an unusual scientific drawing. +[1153.680 --> 1160.120] It was dated 1928, and the accompanying text was in German, but the image looked remarkably +[1160.120 --> 1164.000] similar to the sample he had seen under the microscope. +[1164.000 --> 1169.760] The worm in the drawing was absolutely the same as the one from Abby Beckley's eye. +[1169.760 --> 1176.120] But this worm had never been found in a human before, because it was a worm found only in +[1176.120 --> 1177.640] cattle. +[1177.640 --> 1181.840] It was called thalazia galosa. +[1181.840 --> 1185.160] These worms live an extremely strange life. +[1185.160 --> 1190.080] They live, mate, and procreate on the surface of a cow's eye. +[1190.080 --> 1195.200] When they produce baby worms, the cow's eye oozes pus to protect itself. +[1195.200 --> 1200.640] Then the flies that kind of hang around the cow step in the pus and drink up some of the +[1200.640 --> 1202.160] baby worms. +[1202.160 --> 1207.240] The baby worms then grow inside the fly until they get too big, and the fly vomits them +[1207.240 --> 1211.280] out, usually into the eye of a different cow. +[1211.280 --> 1213.360] That's how the disease spreads. +[1213.360 --> 1219.920] But in Abby's case, a fly threw up baby worms into her left eye, and they had been +[1219.920 --> 1225.880] living and growing there ever since. +[1225.880 --> 1230.400] The next day, Abby sat in her apartment, listening as the doctor from Oregon Health and Science +[1230.400 --> 1234.400] University explained her diagnosis. +[1234.400 --> 1237.520] She slumped back into her couch, totally repulsed. +[1237.520 --> 1242.400] She was relieved they'd finally solved the mystery, but this was so gross. +[1242.400 --> 1246.680] She thought back to the single cow that was on her summer ranch. +[1246.680 --> 1251.200] Abby had often noticed how flies were always swarming all over the cow's eyeballs, but +[1251.200 --> 1254.280] the cow didn't seem to mind or do anything about them. +[1254.280 --> 1258.600] Abby would never think of that lonely old cow the same way again. +[1258.600 --> 1263.160] Abby asked the doctor what the next step was, and the doctor said they had discussed the +[1263.160 --> 1268.600] situation and had actually decided against sending her medicine. +[1268.600 --> 1273.960] Anti-paracetic treatments would definitely kill these worms, but a dead worm might get +[1273.960 --> 1277.960] stuck in Abby's eye and cause permanent scarring. +[1277.960 --> 1283.560] The safest treatment was for Abby to remove the worms herself, one by one, for as long +[1283.560 --> 1286.320] as it took. +[1286.320 --> 1287.520] Abby groaned. +[1287.520 --> 1291.440] This was not the happy ending she'd been hoping for. +[1291.440 --> 1292.520] But she did it. +[1292.520 --> 1297.600] Every time Abby felt a squirming feeling in her eye, she went to the mirror, leaned in, +[1297.600 --> 1302.640] and then pulled the slimy little creature out of her eye with her fingers. +[1302.640 --> 1307.440] For the next couple of weeks, Abby would remove 8 more worms from her eye, and at that +[1307.440 --> 1310.960] point it seemed like there were none left. +[1310.960 --> 1315.920] In time, Abby would make a full recovery, and she would enroll in college to study psychology. +[1315.920 --> 1320.760] However, no matter who she meets, she rarely tells them that one of her claims to fame +[1320.760 --> 1326.600] is being only the 11th person in North American history to be infected by these eye worms. +[1333.640 --> 1340.880] Just before 11pm at night on May 20th, 1967, a 50-year-old man named Stefan McCollock +[1340.880 --> 1345.800] staggered into the Mazaracordia hospital in Winnipeg, Canada. +[1345.800 --> 1351.240] Stefan was so physically weak that his oldest son, Mark, was there with him physically holding +[1351.240 --> 1354.120] him up, carrying him into the hospital. +[1354.120 --> 1358.640] When the nurses at the front desk saw the pair walk in, they immediately got up and walked +[1358.640 --> 1362.080] around their desk over to these two guys and said, hey, what's going on? +[1362.080 --> 1363.160] What's wrong with him? +[1363.160 --> 1368.080] And so Stefan, at this point, is so uncomfortable he can barely talk, but he takes a deep breath +[1368.080 --> 1372.840] and then he tells the nurses that earlier that day he had been burned on his chest and +[1372.840 --> 1377.240] stomach, and now he had this blinding headache and he was so nauseous and he could barely +[1377.240 --> 1378.240] walk. +[1378.240 --> 1382.760] The nurses knew clearly this is an emergency, and so they quickly ushered the pair down +[1382.760 --> 1387.520] the hall to an exam room, and then a couple of minutes later, doctors came into the room, +[1387.520 --> 1390.600] and they asked Stefan to show them his burns. +[1390.600 --> 1395.600] Stefan, who was already lying on his back on the exam table, slowly reaches down and grabs +[1395.600 --> 1400.560] the bottom of his shirt and he lifts it up, and the doctors are stunned at what they see +[1400.560 --> 1401.840] on his stomach. +[1401.840 --> 1406.680] There was a very strange burn pattern that none of them had seen before, and so the doctors +[1406.680 --> 1411.520] they move in to get a better look at his injury, and as they're staring at it, they ask +[1411.520 --> 1415.040] Stefan to explain how he got this burn. +[1415.040 --> 1419.400] Now what the doctors didn't realize is that Stefan was very conflicted. +[1419.400 --> 1424.640] He knew if he told the truth about how he got this burn, then he would open himself and +[1424.640 --> 1427.880] his family up to ridicule and skepticism. +[1427.880 --> 1431.920] But as he's laying there and the doctors are waiting for his answer, he finally decides +[1431.920 --> 1436.000] that the right thing to do here is just tell the truth, and so he takes a deep breath +[1436.000 --> 1439.120] and then tells the doctors what happened to him. +[1439.120 --> 1443.600] And by the time he was finished telling this story of what happened to his stomach, the +[1443.600 --> 1448.160] doctors had stopped looking at his injury, and instead were just standing in the middle +[1448.160 --> 1452.560] of the room staring at Stefan with eyes wide and their mouths open. +[1452.560 --> 1457.200] They were all literally speechless. +[1457.200 --> 1463.080] Within 24 hours, Stefan's story had made news all over the world, and his story had +[1463.080 --> 1469.400] attracted the attention of numerous US and Canadian secretive government agencies who were +[1469.400 --> 1474.600] keen to interview Stefan one-on-one to really find out what he knew. +[1474.600 --> 1481.040] In short, what Stefan claimed happened to him, dubbed the Falcon Lake incident, was a very +[1481.040 --> 1482.440] big deal. +[1482.440 --> 1487.080] However, the farther this story went and the more people that heard it, the more people +[1487.080 --> 1490.360] started to question the validity of this story. +[1490.360 --> 1496.440] It just seemed too unbelievable that maybe Stefan is just lying or this is a hoax. +[1496.440 --> 1501.920] And so before I tell you Stefan's actual account of what happened at Falcon Lake, I'm +[1501.920 --> 1507.400] going to give you a little context about who Stefan was prior to the incident, because +[1507.400 --> 1513.000] ultimately, Stefan's credibility in your eyes will determine if you really believe what +[1513.000 --> 1517.760] happened to him. +[1517.760 --> 1522.960] Stefan was born in the early 20th century in Poland, and when World War II broke out, he +[1522.960 --> 1527.280] was captured by the Nazis and put into one of their concentration camps. +[1527.280 --> 1531.320] It was called the Gross Rosen camp and it was located in Poland. +[1531.320 --> 1536.400] During his time at that camp, Stefan would bear witness to the Nazis perpetrating some +[1536.400 --> 1540.960] of the worst atrocities ever committed against humanity. +[1540.960 --> 1547.800] In total, approximately 125,000 people were held prisoner at the Gross Rosen camp, including +[1547.800 --> 1548.800] Stefan. +[1548.800 --> 1556.320] And of those 125,000, 40,000 of them would be killed, primarily on site at the camp or +[1556.320 --> 1560.440] on a Nazi-led death march. +[1560.440 --> 1566.080] After the camp was finally liberated in early 1945, Stefan worked as a translator for the +[1566.080 --> 1571.800] US Army, helping them continue to liberate other concentration camps across Europe. +[1571.800 --> 1577.520] But by 1946, Stefan was ready to leave Europe and start a new life somewhere else and put +[1577.520 --> 1579.320] World War II behind him. +[1579.320 --> 1585.320] And so he and his wife, who also was held in a concentration camp during World War II, +[1585.320 --> 1590.240] fled Poland with their three young kids and resettled in Winnipeg, Canada. +[1590.240 --> 1594.720] And for the next 20 years, the McCollocks lived a very peaceful life. +[1594.720 --> 1599.880] Stefan would find work as a mechanic at a cement factory, and his wife and his kids would +[1599.880 --> 1603.720] make many friends and fall in love with the Winnipeg community. +[1603.720 --> 1610.200] However, the McCollocks life would take a sudden turn for the worst on May 20, 1967. +[1610.200 --> 1616.160] That was the day of the Falcon Lake incident. +[1616.160 --> 1619.520] Stefan was a very passionate amateur prospector. +[1619.520 --> 1625.800] A prospector is someone who searches the earth for mineral deposits, usually gold or silver. +[1625.800 --> 1631.160] Stefan would spend much of his off-time traveling all over Canada to different wilderness areas +[1631.160 --> 1635.480] to basically hike around the forest and up over the mountains, stopping to hack into +[1635.480 --> 1640.080] the earth with his pickaxe, in hope of discovering treasures underneath the surface. +[1640.080 --> 1645.480] Now Stefan almost never found any treasures on any of his prospecting journeys, but he +[1645.480 --> 1648.640] wasn't really in prospecting for the riches. +[1648.640 --> 1651.560] Stefan just loved being outdoors and being in nature. +[1651.560 --> 1656.000] It was very calming and peaceful for him, and considering how traumatic his earlier life +[1656.000 --> 1661.560] had been, being in the concentration camp during World War II, finding moments of peace in +[1661.560 --> 1664.160] his life was very important to him. +[1664.160 --> 1670.640] And so, in May of 1967, Stefan decided to go out on another one of his prospecting trips, +[1670.640 --> 1673.680] this time to an area called Falcon Lake. +[1673.680 --> 1679.060] Falcon Lake is a fairly large lake located about 100 miles to the east of Winnipeg, and +[1679.060 --> 1685.060] surrounding this lake was a big forest that Stefan had heard contained silver deposits +[1685.140 --> 1687.140] tucked away in the hillsides. +[1687.140 --> 1692.220] And so, on Friday, May 19th, Stefan was ready to go on this trip, and so he packed up all +[1692.220 --> 1696.400] of his prospecting equipment, he said goodbye to his wife and his kids, and then he left +[1696.400 --> 1704.580] the house and made his way to the bus stop where he hopped on a greyhound bus. +[1704.580 --> 1709.900] Two hours later, he got off the bus at the stop closest to Falcon Lake, and from there, +[1709.900 --> 1713.420] he made his way to this cheap motel that was right on the side of the highway. +[1713.420 --> 1717.020] He got a room, he got a quick bite to eat in their cafe, and then returned to his +[1717.020 --> 1719.420] room and went to bed. +[1719.420 --> 1725.460] The next morning, May 20th, 1967, so the day of the Falcon Lake incident, Stefan woke up +[1725.460 --> 1731.180] early right around 5am, and by 5.30am, he had all of his equipment either in his backpack +[1731.180 --> 1736.700] or on his belt, and he was making his way out of the motel's front doors. +[1736.700 --> 1741.660] Right outside of this motel was the highway that ran left to right, and on the other side +[1741.660 --> 1747.540] of that highway was this huge forest that Falcon Lake was deep inside of, and so after +[1747.540 --> 1754.260] Stefan left the motel, he crossed over that highway and began walking into the woods. +[1754.260 --> 1758.460] And for the next several hours, Stefan just kind of meandered his way through the woods, +[1758.460 --> 1762.820] he wasn't on a trail, he was just using his compass to make sure he was generally walking +[1762.820 --> 1765.620] in the direction of Falcon Lake. +[1765.620 --> 1770.620] At around 9am, so he's been hiking now for several hours, he looked up ahead and he saw +[1770.860 --> 1775.540] there was a clearing on the side of this hill, and so Stefan walked into this clearing +[1775.540 --> 1778.300] and two things became immediately apparent. +[1778.300 --> 1782.700] One, he was right near Falcon Lake, from his perspective on this clearing, he could look +[1782.700 --> 1785.980] down just a couple of hundred feet, and there was the lake. +[1785.980 --> 1791.260] And two, the reason this clearing existed and why no trees were growing on it at all, +[1791.260 --> 1797.060] is because under his feet was just a huge rock face, like a quartz vein that was running +[1797.060 --> 1798.660] across this hillside. +[1798.660 --> 1803.300] And so this was like the perfect place for Stefan to begin prospecting. +[1803.300 --> 1807.460] And so he set his things down, he got out his pickaxe, he got his welding gloves on, +[1807.460 --> 1811.700] he put on his welding goggles as well, they protected his eyes from any rocks that were +[1811.700 --> 1817.740] flying as he was hacking into the ground, and then he got to work. +[1817.740 --> 1822.700] For the next couple of hours, Stefan very diligently hacked away at this big rock, but he +[1822.700 --> 1825.580] didn't find any silver or anything else of note. +[1825.580 --> 1830.620] And so around 11 a.m., Stefan was hungry and tired, and so he put his pickaxe down, +[1830.620 --> 1834.780] he took his goggles off, he took his gloves off, and he sat down on this rock facing the +[1834.780 --> 1836.500] lake to have some lunch. +[1836.500 --> 1840.900] And as he sat there enjoying his food, all he could hear in the distance were the sound +[1840.900 --> 1845.340] of a few geese down on the lake making some noise, but other than that, it was totally +[1845.340 --> 1846.660] quiet. +[1846.660 --> 1853.020] After he was done eating, he put his gear back on, and got back to work. +[1853.020 --> 1858.340] About an hour later, at around 12.15 p.m., Stefan was still hacking away at the rock. +[1858.340 --> 1863.660] When, despite all the noise he was making as he smashed the ground with his pickaxe, +[1863.660 --> 1867.740] he could hear a really loud commotion coming from behind him. +[1867.740 --> 1872.180] And it turned out when he stopped the pickaxe, the commotion sounded like geese honking +[1872.180 --> 1876.940] and going wild, and so he dropped his pickaxe, he took his goggles, put them up on his forehead, +[1876.940 --> 1881.260] and then he stood up, and he turned around, and he looked down towards the lake, where +[1881.260 --> 1883.740] he heard all these geese going crazy. +[1883.740 --> 1887.580] And the first thing he noticed was there were some geese on the lake that appeared to be +[1887.580 --> 1891.260] flying off in different directions like they had been startled. +[1891.260 --> 1896.760] But what really immediately caught his attention was not the geese, but what had very likely +[1896.760 --> 1898.260] startled the geese. +[1898.260 --> 1904.580] And that was two bright, glowing red objects that were flying slowly across the lake towards +[1904.580 --> 1907.580] him, kind of roughly over where the geese were. +[1937.580 --> 1966.780] And now these objects, they were cylindrical, they appeared to be about maybe 30 or 40 feet +[1966.780 --> 1970.660] wide, they didn't have any sort of emission coming off of them, they weren't making any +[1970.660 --> 1975.740] noise, they were just kind of slowly making their way over towards where Stefan was. +[1975.740 --> 1981.460] Now as Stefan is watching this happen, he wasn't fearful, he assumed those have to be +[1981.460 --> 1983.220] military aircraft. +[1983.220 --> 1988.100] As it was, this part of Canada, Falcon Lake is very remote, there's not many people +[1988.100 --> 1992.980] around, and so logically it made sense that perhaps there's a military that's doing +[1992.980 --> 1995.340] training exercises in this area. +[1995.340 --> 2001.460] And so feeling much more intrigued than fearful, Stefan just continued to watch as these red +[2001.460 --> 2005.180] aircraft got closer and closer to his side of the lake. +[2005.180 --> 2010.300] And then when these two craft were about 200 feet away from where Stefan was standing, +[2010.300 --> 2015.100] they came to a stop and they were just hovering in the air and then one of the craft suddenly +[2015.100 --> 2020.580] turned orange and began going up into the clouds and then at some point just vanished. +[2020.580 --> 2025.340] And then the other craft, instead of going up, just continued descending very slowly, +[2025.340 --> 2030.460] now very clearly towards this open rock face that Stefan was standing on. +[2030.460 --> 2036.300] Now again, Stefan was totally convinced that these were military aircraft, you know, conducting +[2036.300 --> 2042.740] some sort of exercise and so he's not fearful, he is just intrigued by what he's seeing. +[2042.740 --> 2046.860] And in fact, by this point, he had convinced himself that this second aircraft that was +[2046.860 --> 2052.180] now coming down to land on these rocks must have experienced some sort of issue and they +[2052.180 --> 2054.700] were landing in order to fix it. +[2054.700 --> 2059.180] And Stefan even thought to himself, well hey I'm a mechanic, maybe I can help the pilot +[2059.180 --> 2062.420] or pilots with whatever's going on with their craft. +[2062.420 --> 2068.220] Once the craft finally did touch down on the rocks about 150 feet away from Stefan, it +[2068.220 --> 2073.540] changed colors from red to stainless steel with an orange glow around the outside of the +[2073.540 --> 2080.420] aircraft and inside of this craft a really bright purple light came on that Stefan was only +[2080.420 --> 2085.180] aware of because there was a couple of small holes on the outside of this craft where this +[2085.180 --> 2087.340] purple light was coming through. +[2087.340 --> 2092.900] But these little rays of purple light coming out of this craft were so bright that it actually +[2092.900 --> 2096.060] was hard for Stefan to look directly at the craft. +[2096.060 --> 2099.700] And so his welding goggles were still in his forehead, so he pulled them down, put them +[2099.700 --> 2103.700] over his eyes and his welding goggles had a kind of tint to them so it was like he was +[2103.700 --> 2108.980] looking through sunglasses and with those on he was able to continue looking at the craft. +[2108.980 --> 2113.780] And so through his goggles, Stefan is still just standing in the same spot where he first +[2113.780 --> 2119.660] saw these craft and he's watching this craft that's now landed 150 feet away from him and +[2119.660 --> 2125.340] he's fully expecting any minute for the pilot or pilots to come out of the craft and +[2125.340 --> 2127.380] explain what's going on. +[2127.380 --> 2132.060] But at first nothing happens and so Stefan is just standing there waiting for something +[2132.060 --> 2136.580] to happen when he realizes he has his sketchbook in his pocket. +[2136.580 --> 2140.620] Stefan liked to bring his sketchbook along on his prospecting trips because he liked to +[2140.620 --> 2145.500] sketch things and so he figured while he waited for the pilot or pilots to emerge he would +[2145.500 --> 2149.780] sketch the craft and so for the next couple of minutes that's what he did. +[2149.780 --> 2154.260] And then after he was done sketching it he put his sketchbook away and then really nothing +[2154.260 --> 2159.980] happened for about another 30 minutes he just stood there and the craft remained motionless. +[2159.980 --> 2166.340] But after about 30 minutes of the craft having landed it opened. +[2166.340 --> 2171.220] There was like a sliding door on the side of the craft facing Stefan and it revealed the +[2171.220 --> 2176.740] beautiful bright purple interior of this craft but from Stefan's perspective because +[2176.740 --> 2181.180] of how bright the lights were and how far away he was he couldn't tell what was inside +[2181.180 --> 2182.740] of the craft. +[2182.740 --> 2188.060] And Stefan's thinking okay clearly now the pilot or pilots are coming outside and so +[2188.060 --> 2192.140] Stefan felt really relieved and he was just standing there waiting to talk to whoever +[2192.140 --> 2193.660] was inside. +[2193.660 --> 2197.580] But again nothing happened. +[2197.580 --> 2202.100] And so now feeling just plain curious Stefan decided you know what I'm going to walk +[2202.100 --> 2207.820] over there and I'm going to yell into this open door to the pilot or pilots inside and +[2207.820 --> 2209.460] make sure they're okay. +[2209.460 --> 2213.860] And so he starts slowly making his way across the rock face towards this craft and this +[2213.860 --> 2219.620] open door and when he gets about 60 feet away from the craft he suddenly stops because +[2219.620 --> 2225.860] now he can hear from inside of this craft the sound of two voices talking to each other. +[2225.860 --> 2230.380] He can't really tell what they're saying but very clearly there is communication happening +[2230.380 --> 2232.420] inside of this craft. +[2232.420 --> 2237.700] And so Stefan assumed that must be the pilots and so he called out to them in English. +[2237.700 --> 2243.620] And the second Stefan yelled out to this craft the voices immediately came to a stop and +[2243.620 --> 2245.780] they did not respond to Stefan. +[2245.780 --> 2249.260] And so Stefan is calling out to them in English you know hey are you okay what are you doing +[2249.260 --> 2250.260] in there? +[2250.260 --> 2254.940] And when English didn't work Stefan called out in Russian he called out in German Italian +[2254.940 --> 2259.580] French Ukrainian and when all of those didn't work he went back to English and just continued +[2259.580 --> 2264.300] kind of calling out trying to get them to please come out and talk to him. +[2264.380 --> 2269.140] But he got no response and no one came out of the craft. +[2269.140 --> 2273.020] And so at this point Stefan thought okay I'm totally committed so I need to keep going +[2273.020 --> 2276.460] and make sure the pilot or pilots are okay. +[2276.460 --> 2281.020] And so he continued walking closer and closer to this open door of the craft and when he +[2281.020 --> 2287.980] got about 10 feet away he was suddenly struck by the incredible craftsmanship of this craft. +[2287.980 --> 2293.140] He couldn't see any rivets anywhere on this amazing piece of machinery. +[2293.140 --> 2298.860] Meaning this craft appeared like it had somehow been carved out of one enormous piece of +[2298.860 --> 2302.420] steel which seemed totally impossible. +[2302.420 --> 2307.380] Also Stefan noticed there were no insignia on the outside of this craft. +[2307.380 --> 2311.460] There was no flag or anything kind of denoting who was flying it. +[2311.460 --> 2314.740] There was really nothing on the outside of the craft. +[2314.740 --> 2320.060] But Stefan just kept on going until he was standing right outside of this open door. +[2320.060 --> 2324.780] He's only a couple feet away from it and now he's looking directly inside and he doesn't +[2324.780 --> 2326.700] see the pilot or pilots. +[2326.700 --> 2331.140] And in fact because of how bright this purple light is coming out even with his goggles +[2331.140 --> 2334.460] it's really hard to see what's inside of this craft. +[2334.460 --> 2339.460] But he can clearly see inside there is some sort of panel in the back of the craft with +[2339.460 --> 2344.060] lots of flashing lights almost like a computer and there were other kind of columns of light +[2344.060 --> 2347.580] moving around inside the craft at different angles. +[2347.580 --> 2353.820] But after looking in this craft for only a few seconds the door suddenly slid shut. +[2353.820 --> 2359.140] And then Stefan without really thinking about it reached out and touched the craft. +[2359.140 --> 2362.020] And the second he did that two things happened. +[2362.020 --> 2366.780] One the hand that he touched the craft with he was wearing a big welding glove and the +[2366.780 --> 2371.980] second he made contact with that craft the leather glove began to melt not even catch +[2371.980 --> 2374.860] on fire it just instantly began to melt. +[2374.860 --> 2379.620] And so he began frantically ripping the glove off to get it off of him to avoid injury. +[2379.620 --> 2384.300] And then the second thing that happened is the craft began rotating counterclockwise +[2384.300 --> 2389.180] until this vent that was on the outside of the craft one of the very few things that +[2389.180 --> 2393.980] was on the outside of the craft that actually Stefan had noted in his sketch he had drawn +[2393.980 --> 2399.340] this great that sat on the outside of the craft this great rotated around until it was +[2399.340 --> 2401.820] aimed directly at Stefan. +[2401.820 --> 2406.220] Now to picture this great picture like a vent you would see inside of a building where +[2406.220 --> 2411.180] air conditioning blows air out of right it's kind of like that same size the size of a license plate +[2411.180 --> 2416.700] on a car and instead of there being vertical slats along the vent like you would see with an +[2416.700 --> 2422.220] air conditioning vent cover on this vent on this craft it was like a checkerboard pattern with little +[2422.220 --> 2424.540] buttonholes all over this vent. +[2424.540 --> 2429.740] And so Stefan is looking at this vent and then suddenly something shoots through the vent +[2429.740 --> 2434.620] like an explosion that hits him square in the chest and lights him on fire. +[2434.620 --> 2439.580] His shirt is literally in flames and so Stefan is frantically trying to rip off his shirt. +[2439.580 --> 2444.540] He throws it on the ground he's stomping the flame and as he's doing that he looks up and sees +[2444.540 --> 2450.300] this craft has somehow immediately shot into the sky and is now disappearing into the clouds. +[2452.220 --> 2458.540] Now Stefan had no idea what just happened all he knew is his chest and his stomach now hurt +[2458.540 --> 2465.100] tremendously. But before he could deal with that he developed this unbelievable headache he suddenly +[2465.100 --> 2473.580] felt so nauseous and he felt delirious like he was drunk. Trying not to panic Stefan who now is +[2473.580 --> 2479.180] shirtless and badly burned he ran over and grabbed some of his things and then he began heading +[2479.180 --> 2485.580] back into the woods to make his way back towards the motel. It would take him several hours of +[2485.580 --> 2490.700] stumbling through the forest, stopping periodically to vomit but he would eventually reach the +[2490.700 --> 2495.340] highway he would cross over and he would make his way into the motel right around 4 pm. +[2496.540 --> 2501.340] And when he got there he made his way into the cafe and he asked the staff if they knew where +[2501.340 --> 2507.500] the nearest doctor was. These staff members would later tell investigators that when Stefan came +[2507.500 --> 2513.100] tumbling into the cafe without his shirt on looking totally horrible they assumed he was drunk. +[2513.100 --> 2519.180] But after talking to him he didn't smell at all like alcohol instead he reaked of this horrible +[2519.180 --> 2525.820] sulfur smell. The staff would tell Stefan that the nearest doctor was 45 miles away and so at this +[2525.820 --> 2531.180] point Stefan decided his best bet was actually to just get on a bus and go back to Winnipeg where +[2531.180 --> 2537.100] his family could take him to the nearest hospital. And so somehow Stefan managed to make his way to +[2537.100 --> 2542.860] the bus stop he hopped on a greyhound bus he went to Winnipeg and then his oldest son Mark met him +[2542.860 --> 2550.380] at the bus stop and practically carried him into the hospital. The very strange checkerboard burn +[2550.380 --> 2557.100] pattern found on Stefan's abdomen where he claims this craft turned its vent then fired on him +[2557.100 --> 2563.100] were determined not to be thermal burns meaning he didn't get them from something hot touching his +[2563.100 --> 2570.060] skin like everyone initially suspected. Instead they were determined to be chemical burns but literally +[2570.060 --> 2576.700] no one doctors scientists government agencies no one could figure out what chemical actually burned +[2576.700 --> 2585.260] his skin. In fact no one was ever able to actually identify what was causing all of these +[2585.260 --> 2590.060] ailments that Stefan was complaining of from the headache to the nausea to the weakness to these +[2590.060 --> 2596.140] burns and he was tested for basically everything from radiation poisoning to very common ailments +[2596.140 --> 2603.660] and illnesses and everything came back negative. Experts would go out to Falcon Lake to the area +[2603.660 --> 2609.100] that Stefan described seeing this craft and sure enough they would find an open rock face and +[2609.100 --> 2614.700] right around the area that Stefan described was the circular burn pattern as if something had been +[2614.700 --> 2621.020] perched right there that shot some sort of exhaust into the ground and the area around this landing +[2621.260 --> 2627.260] site was determined to be highly radioactive although it is assumed that the reason that area is +[2627.260 --> 2633.500] radioactive is because there is a vein of radium that runs underneath the rocks near the area. +[2633.500 --> 2639.740] However what no one could explain away were the three identical pieces of what looked like metal +[2639.740 --> 2645.260] which actually turned out to be a very rare type of silver that were located near this burn +[2646.060 --> 2651.340] circle. Now even though the Falcon Lake area was known apparently for having silver deposits up in +[2651.340 --> 2657.820] the hillsides this silver these three pieces of silver were not from the hillsides of Falcon Lake. +[2657.820 --> 2665.020] This silver was heavily manufactured someone something some machine had manipulated the metal to +[2665.020 --> 2671.820] bend and be cut in a very particular way and all three of these pieces of very rare silver were +[2671.820 --> 2679.180] highly radioactive. They would also find traces of this very rare type of silver that seemed to have +[2679.180 --> 2685.180] seeped into some of the loose rocks that were inside of that burned out circle almost like the +[2685.180 --> 2694.060] silver had melted into the rock. But despite these pieces of evidence that do seem to suggest that +[2694.060 --> 2700.940] Stefan really did see some craft land on these rocks and despite the fact that the US government +[2700.940 --> 2707.500] and the Canadian government both thoroughly investigated this case and they were not able to debunk it. +[2707.500 --> 2712.620] They basically said well something happened but we don't know what despite all of that +[2712.620 --> 2719.420] Stefan and his family's lives were forever upended after this incident. Stefan was ridiculed and +[2719.420 --> 2724.860] accused of lying and of being crazy and his kids were unfortunately bullied at school. +[2725.500 --> 2732.780] Shortly before Stefan died in 1999 at the age of 83 he was asked if he regretted coming forward +[2732.780 --> 2739.820] with this story and he would say yes I wish I never told anyone but he would also say at the time +[2739.820 --> 2745.500] he really felt like he had a duty to tell the world about what happened. Stefan never changed +[2745.500 --> 2751.980] his story and he never came out and said I think this craft came from another world another planet +[2751.980 --> 2758.220] another universe he just said look I think it was an experimental aircraft that's it. He also +[2758.220 --> 2765.500] never made a dime on this experience if anything he lost money because he paid to write a 40-page +[2765.500 --> 2771.260] pamphlet that explained what happened to him and then he left all these copies on his porch so if +[2771.260 --> 2775.660] news people showed up or if nosy neighbors showed up and had questions he would just point to the +[2775.660 --> 2785.660] stack of the books and say take one and read it. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_v4NCpOZsui0.txt b/transcript/podcast_v4NCpOZsui0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a394bcdda19907ff4450ef90d3862d7f7804fd73 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_v4NCpOZsui0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +[0.000 --> 14.160] So why is this important to pay attention to in marriage, nonverbal communication? +[14.160 --> 21.800] Well, sometimes I think we can send nonverbal communication that we had no idea we were sending. +[21.800 --> 27.760] So I think, you know, if I'm so many times in counseling, couples will do the body language +[27.760 --> 30.080] and it doesn't match up with what they're saying. +[30.080 --> 35.680] And so I think for for Nancy to believe what I'm saying, my body language and my tone of voice +[35.680 --> 41.040] and my actual words have to match up like we're saying when those things do, but if they don't, +[41.840 --> 45.280] it makes it, you know, you're going to have a mixed message or you're going to have the wrong message. +[45.280 --> 50.480] And so I think we have to realize that how important our body language is and sometimes it speaks louder. +[50.480 --> 54.720] Well, we know the body language in tone of voice speak much louder than our words. +[55.200 --> 60.320] Yeah, I agree. I think that old quote by Maya, Antelope, it's still just as true today as it was +[60.320 --> 65.120] when she first said it that people will forget what you said, forget what you did, but people will +[65.120 --> 71.440] never forget how you made them feel. Our nonverbal communication is significant when it comes to how +[71.440 --> 77.840] we make people feel oftentimes it's how you say something, not what you say that enlists emotion +[77.840 --> 84.800] in someone that how is all nonverbal communication. So you want your spouse to feel loved, +[84.800 --> 91.360] to feel cared for or cherish. It's not enough to say I love you, they have to feel it and how you say it, +[91.360 --> 92.800] which is nonverbal communication. diff --git a/transcript/podcast_wdIvIyGjWI4.txt b/transcript/podcast_wdIvIyGjWI4.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..beda1ef0c2f44f604d18a158149acf2b54c68d15 --- /dev/null +++ b/transcript/podcast_wdIvIyGjWI4.txt @@ -0,0 +1,178 @@ +[0.000 --> 3.960] Windblown is in fact an action, single or multiplayer rogue-like. +[3.960 --> 4.960] How did it come about? +[4.960 --> 8.580] Well originally, Dead Cells put Motion Twin the developer on the map, an excellent +[8.580 --> 10.820] rogue-like Metroidvania platformer. +[10.820 --> 14.600] But that doesn't mean Motion Twin wanted to make the same identical game. +[14.600 --> 18.980] So when they announced their new title, Windblown, a rogue-like action and an isometric-style +[18.980 --> 23.760] viewpoint, it was greeted with a bit of excitement and no end of trepidation. +[23.760 --> 26.280] Though that's a bit like being pissed your new girlfriend doesn't look like the last +[26.280 --> 27.280] one even though she's awesome. +[27.280 --> 30.840] At some point, sure you could go and date the never-ending escalator-builder sisters, +[30.840 --> 32.640] but it's bound to get boring sometime. +[32.640 --> 34.360] Motion Twin thought the same thing. +[34.360 --> 37.640] So they decided to make some stunning departures. +[37.640 --> 41.760] But they also hoped to keep the same Dead Soul's magic alive, at least when it comes to their +[41.760 --> 42.760] gameplay chops. +[42.760 --> 43.760] Did they? +[43.760 --> 44.760] We will see. +[44.760 --> 47.400] Sit on back from my preview, relax, subscribe, or leave a comment. +[47.400 --> 50.840] In this game for years, people have lived peacefully on a thing called the Arc. +[50.840 --> 55.200] It's a floating village outside a huge anomaly called the Vortex, ignoring really bad strategy +[55.200 --> 59.960] of living settings aside, if the name fooled you, yeah, this is not going to end well. +[59.960 --> 63.520] And now you and two friends can go out and start taking down the enemies, known as the +[63.520 --> 68.560] Sentinels that are pouring out of the Vortex, even as it slowly eats away at the world. +[68.560 --> 72.280] Leapers, which are the players, battle the Vortex as Sentinels in a gameplay loop where +[72.280 --> 75.320] players dash, fight, die, upgrade, and repeat. +[75.320 --> 79.120] And just like games of this type, each time you die, you start over with only a couple +[79.120 --> 84.520] different items from the initial set that you end up getting as permanent upgrades. +[84.520 --> 88.360] Now not glazing this, but it is one of the best most flashy, catchy looking games I've +[88.360 --> 89.360] seen all year. +[89.360 --> 94.680] The dash moved just rips, cracked on cross-floating landscapes, from moment to moment to moment. +[94.680 --> 99.200] Then it opens up around you, dashed between hanging islands, beneath waterfalls and crystalline +[99.200 --> 104.040] formations, then dropping onto lower levels, and facing enemies that blow globs of explosive +[104.040 --> 107.960] acid, or turn into platform zippin and ripin dash drilling bad guys. +[107.960 --> 111.680] But right now it's a breath of fresh air, a brighter neon look to it, a mix of colors +[111.680 --> 115.640] like ratchet and clank, and the angles of bastion in the moment to moment. +[115.640 --> 118.680] It's like it was made by the developers who were afraid of anything that doesn't look +[118.680 --> 122.600] like candy-bottomed single packets, the Skittles of graphics design. +[122.600 --> 124.080] And I like it so far. +[124.080 --> 128.040] Especially in the format like this, because I admit, we have sharp edge realistic graphics, +[128.040 --> 132.440] we have high res, pseudo, photo style graphics where every zit, rosace, a flare up, and lip +[132.440 --> 134.320] flake can be seen by a mile away. +[134.320 --> 138.000] But I'm also all for a game that looks like it was made by a seven year old trying to explain +[138.000 --> 139.280] his dreams to his parents. +[139.280 --> 142.680] There's something about blasting between locations with that dash, and while the camera's +[142.680 --> 147.840] angle is technically lower than I expected when I jumped in, this shows new locations in +[147.840 --> 151.820] a very unique way flowing out below you, and it's pretty damned cool, and the speed +[151.820 --> 153.480] mostly always feels good. +[153.480 --> 157.620] That being said, it does have a unique and sometimes off-putting art style, especially +[157.620 --> 159.640] around the characters themselves. +[159.640 --> 163.800] They grow on you, but especially those that you interact with, and your own avatars are +[163.800 --> 165.720] a little bit hit and miss so far. +[165.720 --> 168.400] When it comes to performance, this thing sings right now. +[168.400 --> 171.320] While it doesn't have a lot of settings, it's not one of those titles that just has +[171.320 --> 174.960] low medium and high and anti-aliasing, it's also not deep with them. +[174.960 --> 178.000] It doesn't seem to matter, though, because regardless of the number of enemies scooting +[178.000 --> 182.760] across silky smooth grasslands of floating islands and frantic fits to finish my life, the +[182.760 --> 186.880] game never missed a beat, well over 100 FPS at all times at 4K maxed. +[186.880 --> 191.680] Of course, that's on a $40.90, and you might say, Karek, dude, $40.90 is what sheaks and +[191.680 --> 193.880] pips and millionaires all have in common. +[193.880 --> 197.760] And while I would say aren't those all the same thing, I'd also say that a $20.80 handled +[197.760 --> 202.640] this with incredible ease, and the performance curve so far in early access is pretty much +[202.640 --> 204.480] exactly as I would hope for. +[204.480 --> 208.560] Your mileage is going to vary just like graphics, art styles, and different games. +[208.560 --> 212.040] Talking about the audio for just a second, there's no real voice, but there's excellent +[212.040 --> 216.840] high-bit rate samples for slash and bash and intrashing enemies, and so far, the different +[216.840 --> 220.400] sound effects work quite well, because of the viewpoint and the fact that most of the +[220.400 --> 224.960] time you can see every enemy on the screen, the 3D separation and sound effects aren't +[224.960 --> 226.640] necessarily noticeable. +[226.640 --> 228.120] But it is noticeable is the music. +[228.120 --> 232.480] Now this is more beady than I expected, sometimes more old school softer and all about the typical +[232.480 --> 233.480] themes. +[233.480 --> 238.640] Other times, and especially in the later spots of the early access, closer to hard electrobeats. +[238.640 --> 243.200] However in the later section there's also a wicket, almost John Wick 1, Dan's club theme +[243.200 --> 247.320] that beats out, and when hit, the music thums its nose at the higher end and throbs down to +[247.320 --> 251.200] a muted beat, where you can just hear the lowest of the low, as well as a unique almost +[251.200 --> 254.200] loose guitar pluck that can barely be heard over the action. +[254.200 --> 259.160] I was digging that, but especially the hit effect layers when that begins to happen can +[259.160 --> 260.800] be a little bit confusing. +[260.800 --> 264.040] Then again I was a mechanical bird like thing and what looked like a crotty-gear with +[264.040 --> 268.560] a metal tail, so making sense doesn't seem like this game's highest priority. +[268.560 --> 273.160] What is a high priority for the game is the gameplay, especially from these developers. +[273.160 --> 277.000] The game starts out the quick cutscene and then leaps into teaching you the action, and +[277.000 --> 278.680] you're a leaper, so that makes sense. +[278.680 --> 282.400] Leaper's possess a unique ability to absorb the memories of fallen warriors, unlocking +[282.400 --> 287.240] special powers that allow you to customize and enhance all of your gear as you continue +[287.240 --> 289.320] to go through the game again and again. +[289.320 --> 293.240] As you progress, you unlock more abilities, leading to an ever-expanding array of different +[293.240 --> 297.240] combinations, depending on what other skills and weapons you're using, and some of these +[297.240 --> 301.760] can become permanent, so for example you might unlock a secondary weapon where you normally +[301.760 --> 305.440] wouldn't have it, so when you start the level, that secondary weapon is waiting for you +[305.440 --> 307.200] to pick up right from the start. +[307.200 --> 311.200] Windblown builds itself as lightning fast action, roguelike, and it plays just like that. +[311.200 --> 316.920] It also plays a lot like any mix of action RPGs and a bit like a dashy old-style gauntlet. +[316.920 --> 321.920] The creators of dead cells do know their action, even if the exact setup isn't the same. +[321.920 --> 325.760] Now so far combat is a blast, it's got two weapon slots as well as a number of trinkets +[325.760 --> 329.880] you can get that add special powers, at least that's what I got so far. +[329.880 --> 333.080] And you have the add-on special powers like burning or freezing or bleeding. +[333.080 --> 337.400] As a roguelike, this is a system that also has that permanent progression item that you +[337.400 --> 341.320] can occasionally buy or get in the game that carries over, as I said before. +[341.320 --> 345.320] When it comes to the weapons themselves, you can equip up to two each with a distinct +[345.320 --> 349.760] playstyle, though again understand that the combos aren't necessarily complex in and +[349.760 --> 350.760] of themselves. +[350.760 --> 354.040] For example, you might have a crossbow and a huge heavy sword or a kitchen knife and knuckle +[354.040 --> 355.040] blades. +[355.040 --> 357.760] Each weapon allows for you to unleash what are called altar attacks. +[357.760 --> 361.360] These are super-powered hidden abilities that change a flow of combat when moving between +[361.360 --> 365.440] them, so you might do a couple attacks with one, you get an indicator on the screen and +[365.440 --> 369.760] switch to the other weapon, and those can be vital in all kinds of battles. +[369.760 --> 375.260] The game loves to also throw weird combinations at you, groups of enemies with ranged laser +[375.260 --> 379.120] cans that can transform into giant steel balls and roll around the level like those battle +[379.120 --> 382.080] droids and star wars only actually useful this time. +[382.080 --> 385.600] And just when you get accustomed to those kind of enemies, the game throws some weird +[385.600 --> 389.820] paddle-propelled giant fist with a laser-penest thing that circles around it like a low-hanging +[389.820 --> 393.320] lightsaber, and that thing can punch you into sleep time faster than Jimmy Fallon's +[393.320 --> 395.000] kit, especially if you're not prepared. +[395.000 --> 398.960] That time at the early access version did prove a couple things. +[398.960 --> 401.920] The first is that windblowns enemies are mobile as hell. +[401.920 --> 404.960] You'll be bound between levels like two dogs playing in a living room bouncing off the +[404.960 --> 408.800] couches and the chairs and the walls and the lamps and leaping between spots to try to +[408.800 --> 413.480] get openings with the enemies doing the exact same, while they won't chase you all the +[413.480 --> 417.760] way through a level in the small spots you interact with them, it happens consistently +[417.760 --> 419.320] and it feels great. +[419.320 --> 424.120] The next is the game's core combat rests within dodging to create an opening and then thinking +[424.120 --> 425.120] on your feet. +[425.120 --> 429.180] Sometimes the opening you want for a heavy hit combo against one enemy is going to result +[429.180 --> 433.280] in you being shot from behind by another, so you're consistently dash in a move and trying +[433.280 --> 436.400] to figure out ways to dole out the hurt while not getting hurt yourself. +[436.400 --> 440.400] You can pull off powerful three hit combos, finishing with a devastating slam that sends +[440.400 --> 444.360] your enemy crashing to the ground, shattering them and earning your currency to upgrade your +[444.360 --> 445.360] abilities. +[445.360 --> 449.440] But when groups of enemies come around, short hits and moving or combo hits and alt-switching +[449.440 --> 456.600] for huge power attacks can pull you subtly into engaging in risk and I really did find +[456.600 --> 459.920] that cycle absolutely dopamine inducing. +[459.920 --> 463.720] I would consistently get in a battle, think that I had it handled, another enemy was there +[463.720 --> 467.160] and decide, you know what, I'm just going to hit this guy one more time in front of me +[467.160 --> 471.080] and I would do so and right then the other shot from the other enemy would hit me. +[471.080 --> 474.560] It's a good bit of balancing even so far for an early access game. +[474.560 --> 478.560] Lastly, the game's core conceits of mixing and matching gifts, trinkets and weapons is +[478.560 --> 483.880] not only the strength of it but it's also just diverse as hell, even in an early access, +[483.880 --> 487.960] there's like 10 plus weapons to experiment with each allowing you to combo those primary +[487.960 --> 489.640] and secondary attacks. +[489.640 --> 494.120] While all this chaos and anarchy and combat sounds good mostly it is, I did find a couple +[494.120 --> 497.360] things about the early access that gave me pause. +[497.360 --> 501.960] The first is the character design, while the worlds are magnificently fantastical with +[501.960 --> 506.960] odd crystal formations, waterfalls and almost sonic the Hedgehog 3D aesthetic to them and +[506.960 --> 511.240] I mean that in all the best goddamn ways possible, it wasn't easy to ignore that the +[511.240 --> 516.120] enemy design is weird and by weird I mean a little bit basic. +[516.120 --> 519.480] It's hard to tell if the fiction is being presented in the form if the vortexes enemies +[519.480 --> 523.920] are made manifest as they attack the lands but that same weird lightsaber wielding backpedal +[523.920 --> 528.640] propelled fists that's a BDSM fans nightmare, it just looks cobbled together, many of them +[528.640 --> 529.640] do. +[529.640 --> 534.080] The dual wielding table saw bladed robots attack that you expect and with no real changes +[534.080 --> 537.560] or surprises so far on board and that was the same with all of them. +[537.560 --> 541.280] But since this is very early I need to see more and see what the game is trying to present +[541.280 --> 545.840] in terms of world view and also how it's preparing new players versus people who are +[545.840 --> 547.320] super experienced at it. +[547.320 --> 550.680] And while I love the dashing it can create a couple oddities. +[550.680 --> 554.880] For example, the normal run speed which isn't fast becomes almost a negative in the game +[554.880 --> 559.600] with you dashing everywhere even to get across long empty sections of a level resulting +[559.600 --> 564.280] in a weird quirky jerky feeling to the movement which ultimately actually means looking +[564.280 --> 568.320] at the world during those times seeing the celestial formations below you floating in +[568.320 --> 573.400] open 3D space is actually a bit less evocative than it could be and you'll probably end up +[573.400 --> 576.720] seeing that in the trailers as well as the footage here. +[576.720 --> 580.560] When it comes to the fun factor though despite those issues I did like what I played choosing +[580.560 --> 584.920] a gift after taking out a semi boss feels like a pretty big get especially because both +[584.920 --> 587.640] you and the enemies do some good amounts of damage. +[587.640 --> 591.600] The world's gorgeous the combat when you're deep into it requires some thinking some +[591.600 --> 596.720] quick reflexes and smart use of what you brought in and that includes up to two friends +[596.720 --> 598.440] if you decide to play it that way. +[598.440 --> 603.040] The roguelike element of it so far isn't really there yet meaning it's not as mature as +[603.040 --> 607.960] it probably needs to be to make you feel like it's anything other than a general tagline +[607.960 --> 611.080] if dead cells is any indication these guys will get there. +[611.080 --> 614.680] The game comes out in early access soon on steam and I suggest you check out more videos +[614.680 --> 618.480] to see if it's for you because there was a lot to like here speaking to check out my +[618.480 --> 622.920] videos you can do so October we got the big video list it's already out discussing just +[622.920 --> 627.240] some of the games coming out this month as well as last reviews I did including dead +[627.240 --> 632.880] rising remaster and frostpunk 2 get a chance check out the patron join us no matter what +[632.880 --> 637.040] you do make sure you do one of the two comment give a thumbs up peace out.