Input: Bachpan kaisa tha?

Response:
Mere bachpane ke jo phool the unhe kaun le gaya tod ke?
Wo jo mor the mere baagh ke wo kahan gaye mujhe chorh ke?
Mera basta, meri kahaniyan, bhuni, mung phali ka wo sondhapan
Mere madrase ka wo rasta kahan kho gaya mujhe chorh ke?


Input: Likhna kyun shuru kiya?

Response:
Main qadeem baam o dar mein unhein dhoondta hoon ja kar
Ke isi taraf gaye the mere haath ke kabootar
Shola arfa ne safar ne safar kiya tha jab meri shiraanoun mein
Bachay khel rahe the cricket, door kahin maidaanoun mein


Input: Logon ki kaunsi baat aap ko sab se zyada mutasir karti hai?

Response:
Roshan aankhein, ujle chehre, dil shafaf, jabeenien saaf
Aise log pasand aate hain jaise phooloun bhare ghilaf


Input: Aap ki shaairi mein aap khud kahan hain? Lafzon mein? Tajurbe mein?

Response:
Haqeeqat hoon ke hone ka gumaan hoon, dhoondna hoga
Main apni shaairi mein khud kahan hoon, dhoondna hoga


Input: Likhne wale ke liye takhleeq kya maani rakhti hai?

Response:
Rakhta hoon seint seint ke kaaghaz ki parchiyan
Mere liye ye sang, jawaher se kam nahi


Input: Aitbaar Sajid kaun hai?

Response:
Mujhe yaad aa raha hai koi lehja bhoola bhatka
"Mere beqaraar Sajid, mere aitbaar Sajid"
Mujhe meri kuch khabar de, tere samne khada hoon
Har ek aaine se poocha, yehi baar baar Sajid


Input: Khane mein kya pasand hai?

Response:
Aansoo aayein, pee leta hoon, gham mil jaayein, kha leta hoon
Aur mera kya khana peena, itni ne'mat, shukar khuda ka!


Input: Aap ne bohat si duniya dekhi hai, ek Pakistani ki haisiyat se bahar kya mehsoos karte hain?

Response:
Diyaar-e-ghair mein ja kar yehi hua mehsoos
Jism laya hoon, dil ko watan mein chorh aaya


Input: Koi aik aisi nazm ya ghazal jo aap ke dil ke bohot qareeb ho?

Response:
Diyaar-e-ghair mein ja kar yehi hua mehsoos
Jism laya hoon, dil ko watan mein chorh aaya


Input: Zindagi se kya chahte hain?

Response:
Tujh ko hogi to tujhe is ki khabar bhi hogi
Zindagi! Warna humein teri zarurat to nahi


Input: Koi aik aisi jagah jahan aap bohot sukoon mehsoos karte hain?

Response:
Chanbeli ke ped ke neeche, lawn chair aur thandi dhoop
Chai ki ek piyali, kaaghaz, qalam parinday, phool


Input: Bayaan ki kaunsi sanf aap ke dil ke zyada qareeb hai, shaairi? Kaalam naweesi? Ya bator novel nigaar?

Response:
Kaalam nawis, shaair o novel nigaar hoon
Lekin tere liye to faqat aitbaar hoon


Input: Mulk ke haalaat ek artist par kitna asar andaaz hote hain?

Response:
Aag ka sheher hai aur mom ke patle hum hain
Aap aiwaanon mein mehfooz hain, pighle hum hain
Ye khabar chain se sone nahi deti hum ko
Aap ne theek hi samjha humein, pighle hum hain


Input: Kis tarah ki moseeqi sunte hain?

Response:
Dheeme, meethe, dil mein utar jane wale kuch geet
Raat ki tanhaai mein taaq pe jalne wala deep


Input: Apni tasaneef ke baare mein kuch batayein.

Response:
Sharam aati hai, tasaneef ginate lag jayein
Is mein lag jayein to phir jaan! Zamaane lag jayein


Input: Mohabbat par yaqeen rakhte hain?

Response:
Ye kya kaha ke mohabbat pe hai yaqeen mujhe?
Mera to deen bhi, imaan bhi mohabbat hai


Input: Apne parhne walon se kya kehna chahenge?

Response:
Log jis sheher mein talwar liye phirte hain
Hum wahan rooh ka aazaar liye phirte hain
Is chatakhtay hue asaab shikan mausam mein
Ek hum hain ke gham yaar liye phirte hain
Sheher-e-aahan ki mashinon ko sunane ke liye
Kuch dhadakte hue ash'aar liye phirte hain
Dasht ke be sar o saamaan musaafir hain magar
Chashm-e-nam mein dar o deewaar liye phirte hain
Yehi zanjeer mohabbat hai hamari pehchaan
Soo-ba-soo ek yehi chhankar liye phirte hain
Kya khabar ahl-e-nazar kab humein pehchaneinge
Hum abhi tak gham-e-pindaar liye phirte hain


Input: Kab shuru kiya aapne likhna?

Response: Samjhiye shuru kiya school ke zamane se. Pehli nazm to tabhi likhi thi.


Input: Yaad hai pehli nazm kya thi? Kaise iski tehreek hui?

Response:
Pehli nazm kyu hui? Kaise hui mujhe bilkul yaad hai.
Halaanke wo nazm ab mujhe nahi yaad hai. Aisa tha ke Sindh University ki debate thi, us mein ladke aur ladkiyan bhi le jaye gaye the. Yeh dikhane ke liye ke inter-collegiate debate kaisi hoti hain. To bas wahan par ek majma tha logon ka jo hans rahe the. Usi ne mujh par bara gehra asar chhoda. Wohi maine pehli nazm mein likha tha. Sab logon ka ikhatta mil kar hansna. Yeh uska mauzoo tha shayad.


Input: Aap ke behan bhai, waliden, dada, dadi. Kya naam the kaise rehte the? Kuch unki yaadein?

Response:
Anwar, mujhe apne baap aur maan ka naam to beshak yaad hai kaafi mushkil hota hai bhoolna. Mere walid ka naam tha Riazuddin. Jin ki wajah se mera naam Fahmida Riaz hai. Meri walida ke do naam the. Humare ghar mein sab ke do naam rakhe jate the. Unka naam tha Hasna Begum.
Jab main paanch saal ki thi to mere walid ka inteqal ho gaya tha. Meri walida ne hum behnon ki parwarish ki. Mere walid jab yahan aaye Sindh to Noor Muhammad High School bana tha us waqt. Wo to thirties mein aa gaye the. To wo us mein padhate the. Ab mujhe theek saal to yaad nahi. Us waqt chhote gauge ki train chala karti thi jise ab yeh dobara shuru karna chahte hain. Wo Ajmer se hoti hui UP tak chali jati thi.
Delhi se shayad badalte the aur phir Meerut chale jate the. Magar us zamane mein bhi yeh bohot hi door samjha jata tha. Bakaida pardes. To wo padhate the pehle school mein phir warden the aur aakhri zamane mein apne inteqal se kuch arse pehle wo training college mein padhane lage the. Unhone bohot lamba arsa guzara tha yahan.


Input: Phir bakayda shaeri kab se shuru ki?

Response:
Wo to college ke zamane hi mein.
Zubaida Government College Hyderabad. Sab ko nationalize kar liya gaya tha lekin wo to shayad tha hi sarkari college. Bari achi jagah tha aur bara sa aasmaan tha us par. Khasa khula hua tha ab to na jane kaisa ho gaya ho? College ke zamane mein nazmein likhne lagi thi. Kabhi kabhi kisi ko suna bhi dein. Kisi ne mujh se kaha ke aap bhej dein. Us zamane mein 'Fanoon' shuru hua tha yeh Sixty Three ki baat hai ya Sixty Four ho ga.
To maine nazmein bheji aur wo shai ho gayin bas is tarah aghaz hua.


Input: Pehli nazm kaunsi shai hui?

Response:
Yeh to mujhe ab yaad nahi hai 'Pathar Ki Zaban' pehle majmooe ka naam tha. Sixty Seven mein shai hua. Us mein wo nazm hai. Fanoon mein wo ek nahi teen chaar nazmein ikathi shai hui thin. Us ke baad main Fanoon mein hi likhti rahi.
Ab to kuch arse se main nasr zyada likh rahi hoon. Saat aath saal se.


Input: Yeh to ek tarah ka juzwi kaam tha shayad, pehli mulazimat kahan ikhtiyar ki?

Response:
Pehli mulazimat maine London mein ki thi, ek marine insurance company mein ek clerical job thi, bank ke area mein.
Pakistan aane ke baad maine R Lintas mein kaam kiya. Wahan filmein banati thi aur Head of Creative Department thi. Yeh tha mera ohda wahan par. Kyun ke main film technique ka course karke aayi thi London se. Yeh ek senior intizami ohda tha. Yahan is qabil ka aur koi shakhs hi nahi tha. Siwaye ek ke, wo the Mushtaq Gazdar. Unhone isi school se padha tha London School of Film Technique se.


Input: Sataasi mein ek tabdeeli aayi, censorship waghera khatam hui, akhbaron ke liye declarations waghera milne lage. Us ke baad ab yeh dour aaya hai, kya lagta hai, is mein kuch azadi hai ya yeh bhi lagta hai ke yeh bhi sirf dekhne hi . . . ?

Response:
Mere khayal mein yeh bari hi ziyadti hogi agar hum yeh kahen ke freedom nahi hai bilkul freedom hai. Ab aap koi akhbar uthakar dekh len maslan General Pervez Musharraf par jitne aitrazaat kiye jate hain aur jitna hamara press unko bura bhala kehta hai.
Kisi bhi aur shakhsiyat ko itna nishana nahi banata hai. Yeh ek haqeeqat hai. Dekhiye mujhe Bhutto sahab ka dour yaad aata hai. Dekhiye yeh ek mindset hota hai ek jagirdari mindset aur shehri middle class ka. Bhutto sahab kehte the ke tum kisi ko bhi kuch likh do siwaye mere. Mujhe kuch nahi kehna. Yeh ek thinking thi yahan par maamla iske baraks hai. Kisi doosre minister, kisi doosre wazir kisi ke liye kuch nahi likha jata.
Siwaye Pervez Musharraf ke yeh hai farq. Lekin iske bawajood jab ek muktalif soch aajaye, to ab dekhiye wo kitab bhi nikal rahi hain. Musharraf sahab ne khud apni kuch cheezein zyada likhni shuru kar di hain. Log pehle bhi kehte the magar pehle kaafi cheezein chup jaati thin. Censorship pehle bhi thi. Aap unki kitaabein khud padhain khud hi aapko maloom ho jaayega.
Magar jab aapke zamane mein yeh cheezein likh kar chap jati hain to aapke paas chance hota hai ki aap dekh sakein ke kya likha hai. Yeh ek soorat hai jo pehle se behtar hai magar masail to hain is mein bhi. Lekin hum keh nahi sakte ke bilkul bhi freedom nahi hai.


Input: Mashriq mein aur magrib mein kya farq hai. Bacho ke liye, aurton ke liye aur jahan tak aapke khayal mein poori awam ke liye farq hai?

Response: Yeh farq toh saaf hai. Woh log ek dark tehai ke baad mein democracy ko samajh gaye the, yeh log abhi samajh rahe hain. Abhi woh raasta hai jo tay karna hai.'


Input: Bachpan kaisa tha?

Response:
Bachpan aaj kal ke bachon ke bachpan ki tarah rangon ki dibbiya jaisa nahi tha. Balkay kaafi had tak bay rang sa tha. Games, mobiles, cartoons aur khilonon ke baghair na toh walidain naz nakhray uthate aur na hi be-ja farmaish poori ki jaati. Batman, Spiderman, Steelman, Ironman, Superman aur Hulk mein se koi mera hero na tha.
Alif Laila ki kahaniyan mujh tak us waqt pohnchein jab bachpan guzar chuka tha. Sindbad Jahazi ke safarnamay parhne ke jab qabil hua to us se zyada taweel safar mein khud kar chuka tha. Apne abai sheher Khairpur Tamiywali se Karachi walid sahab ki mulazmat ke sabab kai baar jaana hua. Lehaza Bahawalpur mein rait ke teelon par khamosh lehren ginte aur Karachi mein samandar ki lehren ka shor suntay bachpan guzra.


Input: Likhna kyun shuru kiya?

Response: Bachpan mein shayari titli ki tarah mere rukhsaar pe aa kar baith gayi thi. Shayari ne shehed ki makhi ki tarah meri ungli pe dang liya tha. Likhnay se yeh azeat kam hoti hai so mein aaj tak likhta chala ja raha hoon.


Input: Hassan Abbasi ko kaise log pasand hain?

Response: Hassan Abbasi ko kisi ki mohabbat mein takht-o-taaj thukra dene wale log pasand hain. Khud doob kar doosron ko bachane wale, doosron ki khatir khud ko mushkil mein daalne wale log pasand hain.


Input: Aap ki shayari mein aap khud kahan hain? Lafzon mein ya tajurbe mein?

Response: Lafzon mein bhi aur tajurbe mein bhi. Ab mein apni ab tak ki shayari parhta hoon to mujhe yeh apni aap beeti lagti hai. Is mein aik bhi sheyr aisa nahi jo meri zindagi se alag ho.


Input: Likhne wale ke liye takhleeq kya maani rakhti hai?

Response: Likhne wale ke liye takhleeq uski shanakht ki haisiyat rakhti hai. Us mein aap likhne wale ke mutaliq jaan sakte hain ke uske andar kaise jahan abad hain. Woh kya sochta hai. Takhleeq ek takhleeqkaar ke izhaar ka sabse tawana waseela hoti hai.


Input: Hassan Abbasi kaun hai?

Response: Hassan Abbasi mohabbat ka samandar hai jis ke sahil shayari ki lehren se abad rehte hain aur us mein dukh aur udaasi ke anginat jazeere hain.


Input: Aap ko mohabbatoun ka shayar kaha jata hai. Kya aap ko lagta hai yeh tasur theek hai?

Response: Mohabbat shayari ki zubaan hai. Mohabbat meri zaat hai. Mohabbat mera naam aur meri pehchaan ban jaye to mein samjhoonga mein kamyaab ho gaya.


Input: Khanay mein kya pasand hai?

Response: Maa aur begum ke hath ka banaya hua har khana pasand hai.


Input: Aap ki ab tak ki kaun si kitaab kamyaab rahi hai?

Response: Shayad sab. Shayad koi bhi nahi.


Input: Koi ek aisi nazm ya ghazal jo aap ke dil ke bohot qareeb ho?

Response: Sab ghazlein aur sab nazmein dil ke bohot qareeb hain, phir bhi nazm "Chand tum se shikayatein hain bohot" aur ghazal "Teri mushkil na barhaunga chala jaunga" zyada achi lagti hain.


Input: Zindagi se kya chahte hain?

Response: Jinhain mein chahta hoon unhein meri zindagi mein koi dukh na pohnche.


Input: Aisa kuch jo aap apni zindagi se badalna chahein?

Response: Apni awaaz, kaash mein gaa sakta.


Input: Bayaan ki kaun si sanf aap ke zyada qareeb hai? Shayari ya safarnamay?

Response: Shayari, shayari, sirf shayari.


Input: Mulki haalaat ek artist par kitna asar andaz hotay hain?

Response: Jitna kisaan ki pakki hui fasal par selaab.


Input: Kis tarah ki moseeqi suntay hain?

Response: Har zubaan aur har culture ki moseeqi aur gaane pasand hain aur sunta hoon magar ilaqai moseeqi ki to baat hi aur hai.


Input: Kuch Nastaleeq ke mutaliq bataayein.

Response: Nastaleeq se ab tak sinkron adabi kitaabein shaya ho chuki hain. Yeh sirf karobari idara nahi hai balkay yahan naye shayaron aur adeebon ko achi aur mayari kitaabon ke sath sath adab se mutaarif bhi karaya jata hai aur unki tarbiyat bhi hoti hai. Unhein aalami satah par mutaarif bhi karaya jata hai. Yun keh lein yeh ek wasee adabi platform hai.


Input: Apne parhne walon se kuch kehna chahein ge?

Response: Zaroor kehna chahta hoon. Yaar kitaab khareed kar parhta karain.


Input: hamara to gaon connection bohot ziyada hai to aik bus chale gi private bus pata ji is mein do liter teen liter ka dabba rakhein ge land line par baat kar ke seem time par match kar ke hum pahunchaynge driver se woh doodh lain ge kati baar bus pe chhor jati thikabhi kabhi din nikal jata tha toh is ki school chhor jata tha lagta tha khareed ke chai bana lete hain kya kar rahe us ke peechhe mere aaye su mein se aik number angrezi mein pata nahi kuch cheez mein aayi gi kabhi ghar gaye mummy ne kaha ke aik number kaise aasakta hai main ne kaha mujhe yeh nahi pata aik aya kaise main ne toh kuch bhi nahi kiya tha woh time tha mere life hai jab mujhe laga ke main aaye hua hoon fail ab main ne bohat ziyada cheezon mein time waste kar latu phir main bohat lo main reha iss time pe neend bohat preshis ho gayi preshis to ho gayi haan sar phir mujhe lagta hai wohi baat hai na saari keh stainis saal tu jeevin ke suya hai na kuch karo to nahin rehte hum kisi bhi time so jaate the kisi bhi time uth jaate the aur awan ne kaha aap lo aur aisa bhi nahin hai ke matlabbaina kaam karne waala aadmi jo aadmi kaam nahin karta woh so ke thak ja raha hai uth ke duniya ko filme kar raha hai ke yeh kya yaar gadah theek nahin hai arey tu utha nahin hai aath ghante se gadah theek hai woh to aisi harketain main ne ki hain is ke baad agar main yeh tichi shikayatein karun ke mujhe nein nahin mil rahi hai to mujhe chhataa lagana chahiye mere moh par lagta to hai ke yeh khatam ho jaayega ya phir lekinkehīñ nah kehīñ yeh bhī lagtā hai keh ab to gumānām nahīñ hūñ gā rahūñ gā to yehīñ bas kitnā nām hogā aur kitnā nām nahīñ hogā woh wālī bāt hai aur yeh itnā kar ke yeh bhī pātā chal gayā keh kitnā bhī kar lo kam hai is par aiik limiṭ to honī hī chāhīe keh tum use sochte rahū keh nahīñ abhī to mujhēmujhe Trevor Nawaz se bhi ziyada bara stander mujhe nahi banna kisi se bara artis nahi banna mujhe mujhe jitna main hoon itna hi bara mujhe bas apna kaam karte rehna hai woh kitna bhi scale tak mujhe le jae kitna bhi scale tak mujhe wapis le aaye mujhe wahi rehna haiis ko aye di randam li aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa

Response: ye jaankar guest aate hain na jo light camera hain un se bara parishan ho gaya hum ne aage bhai ye kon camera hai ye main hi aaj sab se input nakarha hun


Input: main ne waheed sey kaha kay woh aa rahay hain baysay uncle aa rahay hain woh stand up comedy kerte hain aisa karo tum bhi kuch soch lo un ko sunana to mujhe kuch toh us ne bachon ke kahani sunai di na main ne suna tha us ka audiable per pandrah episode ka podcast hai hum ne contract kiya hai us ke saath aur paise di achha paise di baqaaya tha foto ki chhayee bahut dilighted hai woh aur kahin hai woh paise us ka account banaya lagta hai us ka account

Response: tu ab is ke bohat faen hai aur us ko thora isay matlab bachana bhi hai hota hai na jo chail arts hai haan haan balkaltu us din yeh mere bhai ki bhai aditi naevida mein hai tu yeh log dilli ke show mein aaye tu line mein lage the woh log internals ke tu kisi ne pahchana tu arey aditi se kaha ke mahate ka pikchar bhadiyu tu aditi bata rahi yeh keh rahi hai bahut effort listy chachi pani hole mein beg


Input: main kahaaN bhai is liye tu aaye hoN aur phir aisay kone mein bhi keh rahi hai Fines Chail Arts mein kuch tauhad hoti hai jo bahut hi alag hai jis dekh kar lagta hai ye seekh leta hai un se main ne is ke saath kaam kiya na inaayat ke saath kiya Brussels Mind hai woh kitne din ho gaye khaR par baithay hue hueaap aise pure time smile karte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehte rehtekaisa hai jiwan aap bhi to raftar pakar rakhii hai jiwan mein sar pata nahiin kahaaN aisa kuch woh bhi nahiin hai ke koi target pura karna hai life mein khali bhi nahiin baitha jaata saat din ho gaye hain shayad soye hue mein road pe hoon yeh to flight mein hoon ya road pe hoonjab travel karte kaam karte hain to yeh rona hai hamara ke neend nahi aarahay aur jab ghar baithte to yeh rona hai ke kaam kyu nahi hamare paas to pata nahi hamari generation ajeeb ho gayi hai thori si ghar mein baithe ke sukoon nahi miltaghar mein lagta to aisa lagta hai ke junnun ho jaye ga kuch kar den ge kuch kar ke dikha den ge kuta kaam kar den ge kaam karte karte lagta hai thora sukoon mil jaye uthke hue hain beech mein pata nahi hai kuch aisa bhi nahi hai ke mujhe itna kuch kar ke life mein yahan ja ke yeh chaar property khari karni hai kuch nahi haipaisa invest karne ke ik paisay ki tameez nahi hai pata nahi hai kahaa hota hai kya karna hai bas kar rahe hain kuch bhi kar rahe ja rahe hain pata nahi hai bas bhag rahe hain shayad khud se bhag rahe hain bas bhag rahe hain kya karenge pata nahi hai slow hona chahte hain hona to chahta hoon zaroor main shayad do saal baad thande pani thanda aya hoon aajabhi bus mein gaya mujh se aap ke samajh nahin aaya kidhar se kidhar ko hoga phir hi hotel mein hota to mein bahir jata aur mein phone karta ke ise theek karo mujhe garm pani chahiye mujhe yahan laga mein kaha na lete na kya hoga gaon mein aisi to nahate the kya fark gaon mein koi geyser kon sa tha to fark hi nahin para kuch aur mein ubalte pani se nahata hoon balke phir abhi kuch fark hi nahin para mein nahan aagaya apna aagaya bade haanaur thande pani se naha ke laga hai ke haan aankh se khul jaati hai itne din baad giraaye na paarsh paarsh mein to hai mun hai slow hone ka kaafi ki thora sukoon mil jaaye phir woh bhi lagta hai ke yahi time hai jitna ziyada aap abhi is kois waqt peh jitna ziyada khel sakte toh itna khel sakte lekin artist ka yeh nahi pata na kitna din chale ga kya hogi artist ki ek miyaad hoti hai wohi miyaad hai toh kitne din mein puri ho jaye toh pata nahi toh ab yeh hai keh jitne din chal rahi hai jitne din kar lete hain jab khatam ho jaye gi phir toh is liye ho hi jayegi automatically jab kuch karne ko nahi hogi toh woh wali cheez hai kahin se shuru hi hai kahani junb kahin huajanm huwa sar meerath mein huwa shahr mein? janm shahr mein huwa asptaal mein waapas gaye achcha ghar gaon mein ghar gaon meinmeerath se aage ek jagah hai parkasht ghar kola parkasht gharis mein gaon wahan peh is ke saayid mein gaon hain beloalpur to woh gaon hain wapas wahan ja ke bus gaye histanakor se pehle barhta hai meriT aur histanakor ke beech mein to wahi rehne wahi se shuru hua phir ek saal ke liye meriT bhej diya gaya shaher mein meriT public school mein bhej diya gaya ke wahan pe parh lotu ziyada din nahi raha main wapis phir ek saal baad hi wapis chala gaya gaon to hamare gaon aisay seh pahlay kehta hai dono dadi ko wapis ne bahar bhej dia tha badi sister hain meri do un ko chhora gaya pah badi sister chh saal badi hain in se chhoti wali char saal badi hain to unhone dono behno ko bhi ja bahar pahle ki parho aur pita ji aur mata ji ke dono ka yeh bohat clear seen tha kihbachay gaon se bahar jain gay aur wapas nahin aain gay yahan nahin ray ga koi bhi parhai karoo aur jao to unhon ne kabhi aisa cheez main yeh bhi nahin bola ke yeh parhai karoo class main itne number lao yeh karo woh karo unhon ne kaha ke bus wapas nahin aain gayyahan se nikalna hai yahan kuch nahi hai ham apne ma baap ke saath rahe nahin hain iss parhai ke chakkar mein ke aap gaon se bahar nikalna hai is chakkar mein hamare ma baap ke saath hamen rehne ka kabhi time mila nahi hai aisa sach kyunke ab jab shahar mein rahna hai bachche ko to woh to reh nahin sakte unhon ne to gaon mein rahna pada ga to pehle jo ek saal mein raha meri masimeerat mein thee usay aik saal ke liye toh un ke paas ham rey hain un ke bachchon ke saath wohiin se sab log jaate the phir main baba chala gaya phir hamari aik chachi rehti thee meerat mein un ke bachche bhi parh rahte the woh bhi parha rahte the un dono ko toh phir chachi ke saath dono behnein rehne lagiin toh phir us ke baad jab fait ke baad main bhi meerat a gaya phir papa mimi ne decide kiya ke mimi shehar mein jayenge papa gaon mein akele rehengedonoN di di mujhe exactly year to yaad nahiN hoon ke ktne time hum rahe wo hum ne phir rent par ghar le ke hum sab rehna shuru kiya papa weekly ek do baar aate the mil ke chale jaate the lekin education itni important thi un ke liye bhi papa ammi ke liye thi papa ammi donoN parhe loge un ke koi circumstances the jin gaare mein ne kabhi itna openly baat nahiN kiya hum sehum ne bhi kabhi woh topik chheda nahi ki pata nahi trigger nah ho jain ge kuch okay to kyu woh gaon wapis aaye? haan ji acha kyu keh ankay shadi ekis saal mein shadi ho gaye ankay logon ki aur papa mere Almora university se lao kya tha papa ne okay practice nahi kiya unhone kabhi kyu nahi ki ham ne poocha nahi kyu poochna hai papa se batana hoga kuch bata den ge jab batana hoga woh padhe bhi bohat cheez woh bulda se padhe hueoKAY oKAY to woh inspector the inhon ne phir papa ko parhaya Bairla main main sun Josefz main tha Bairla main samnay dekhta tha pahar ke aap dekho is level pe parhne ke baad aadmi woh waapis jayega to phir kuchh to jo bhi tha to un ke liye education bohat hi thi to woh aate the phir papa haftay main phir badi wali deedi college chali gai phir chhoti wali deedi college chali gai phir main aur mami reh gaye phirzyada ta time ae hum ne decide kia ke aap hi wapas chale jao main akela rah loonga itna koi load nahi hai phir un ka thora time upd gia main teen char din main akela rehta tha phir mummi aajaye do din mummi aati thi beech main khana manne ka kar lete the to hamara to gaon connection bahut zyada hai shahar main reh rhe ke hum to aisa tha ke shahar main rehenge lekin hamara roz subah doodh bhi gaon se le jatatu aik bus chale gi private bus pata ji is mein do litre teen litre ka dabba rakhein ge woh doodh jel chungi pah aaye ga bus aaye gi wahan pah rakhti thi siim taaim pah match kar kelaind laain par baat kar ke seem taim par match kar ke ham pahunchayn ge trayer se woh doodh lein ge kitni baar bus woh chhor jaati thi phir ham bus ke pichhe pichhe jaate the moona pasda jab tak ham pahunchte the rickshaw se woh wapis nikal jaati the to hamara doodh wapis papa ke paas pahunch jaata tha jahan se unhon ne bhejna chuka to phir second taim wapis jaata tha ke papa ek baar aur to kabhi kuch din nikal jaata tha islagta tha khareed ke chae bana lete hain, kya kar rahe iss ke peechhey? to yahi hi hamaara chalta hai rehta tha, achi intresting laif thi. hum kabhi saath mein nahi rehte, hum aisa family, hum mushkil se kabhi saath mein rehte ho ge, sab log ek saath, hum abhi bhi okeishnz bhi milte hain, mil gaye to mil gaye, nahi milay to kuch nahi hai. aur ab bahut acha time hota hai jab hum milte hain, kyunkay ab sab ke filter khatam ho chuke hain, laif ke.Aish tu hamari bhi hoee gi hai to bas aap koee kisi bhi kuch kehta nahin kuch nahin bas pyaar aur sab hum rahte hain hum namaaz chalta rehta hai soeetu mera tu wahi wala seen hai ziyada tar tu ke mein tu jab bhi yeh show dekhata tha tu mujhe tu hi lagta tha ke ke wahan baithe ke mein kuch baatein kar sakun ge lekin ek na difference hota hai ke aap apne ghar mein nahin kar pate ho ya kuch bhi mein jata bhi hoon tu mera kuch aisa hai ke mera hota hai ke mein wapas chalta hoon ek do din mein hi mein wapas a jata hoon yahan kuch earliest memories kya hain earliest memories hain sirbachpan to dekhoo sar kharab hi tha tab yeh therapy mein hai hum abhi kya hai na keh mehbab ne apni jaan laga di hum ko parhanay mein aur is chakkar mein kitni cheezen hum se hamaray saath kya ho gayi woh humein samajhi nahi aaya is time peh mein matlab ek dar baithya mehbab se milanay ka bhi ek dar baithya keh in se milna hai jab mein masi waley is mein rehta thabahut chhota tha main kuch yooke ji tha ya yooke ji type hi hoga kyunkay main ne wahan bhi shayad puri class nahi thi mujhe yaad nahi hai wahan dhung se main apne show main karta hun woh baat hai staring main hi se karta hun mujhe yaad nahi hai exactly kya kya hoa tha shayad yaad karna nahi chahta main kya tha woh to us time pe ab kya hai woh beech main pichhle maanay kuch time tak to tin char saal pehle tak to aisa tha kay woh sab cheezein aab un dimaagh par normalise ho gayi to ab woh fun ho gaya hai mere liye to ab mere shoh ka naam woh bhi change ho gaya hai kya boltay hain us ko sur english hai sur bol rahey hain hindi main sur bol rahey hain sur change ho gaya hai pehlay main jisay sirf mujhe funay funay funay sab kuch aisa karne ka hota tha ab main ab main life commiti jo meri tragedy main jo bhi hai mere saath to main nikal ke ab life ki baatin main is main guz gaya hoon to ai ting eval bhi kar raha hoon aitu us time peh kya scene tha keh papa aise ek din ke liye milne aate the ek hafta mein papa aate the to phir tu hum pagal ho jaate the keh papa aayega aur kya hai keh ek sound hai royal in field bolt ke ek sound hai papa bolt chalate the to woh sound aap ko bohat door se aawaaz aati thi to sare bachche bhag ke bhag gaye gate ke bahar pahunch jaate the itna hi bara ghar hai mera beverniest bhag ke bahar pahunch jaatabai record woh aazmi jis bachay ko jo pasand hai us kay liye woh lay kar aaen gay hai aaen gay ke yeh tera hai yeh tera hai yeh tera hai to jaatay ek dum saary ho jaatay thay us kay baad to jab main merit rahney laga to ab merit main to har teesri bullet nikalti hai de do chai de do haan de do na chai haan haan har teesri bullet nikal rahi hai har thori dair main woh bahar bhag kay ja rahay hain ke papa na ho bat phir jab aatay thay to phir aisa ho jaata tha kematlab un ke saath hi wapas jaana hai to haath peer chore pade hain papa ke bachay grey ga to nahin na udhar aao yahan aao kuch nahin grey ga comfortable hun? nahin comfortable hun zyada hi shahar ka ho gaya hun aisa bata raha hun ke haath pe grey ga to nahin us pe khana khaya main ne bandra saal totu woh awaz, awaz aati thi police ki, symbolise karti thi, symbolise karti thi ke papa gaye, papa gaye to phir uske baad aik woh, jab aate the to uske baad hum papa ke saath apna time humein spend karte the, khoob khush hote the aur hamare, matlab teenon bachon ka yeh hai, papa ka rishta woh wala nahi hai, papa papa wala rishta nahi hai ke papa strict hai, woh wala rishta nahi hai, hum papa ke oopar kutton haiaur woh kdartay hain ke kar lo jo karna hai kar lo hum abhi bhi aise paapa kuchh boltay hain paapa ne bahut koi serious baat bol di to hum paapa ki daari pakar ke hala dein gay ke kyun boly ja rahey ho kuchh bhi faltoon ki bol rahey ho to woh chup ho jaatay hain woh kuchh nahi boltay to is time pe aisa hota tha ke phir jab woh wapis ja rahey hote thay shaam ko wapis peeche teen wajah ke is paas nikalna hota tha to un ka kyunkeh sarak kharaab thi aur paanch saa dhpapa ke paas koi ilaaj nahin tha us ka keh inhain kaise rokay jayega papa chhor jata tha ke theek hai hamare ek ji hote the hamare theek ankl hote the abhi in ka kuchh time pahle dhyaanat ho gaya woh mere dada ke saath police mein the papa kafi respect karte hain kyunkah woh papa se bare ho gaye aur mere sab functions mein inhon ne kafi in ka major role hota thawoh police main the un ko dusri language nahi aati maar phatai ke liye to woh andar le jaate the kitchen main jo main zid karta tha main itna sa bachcha hoon aur un ke hath main jo aata tha to use maar dete the to unhein yeh hi nahi pata kachhe ko jo bhi hai un ka dimaag police hai na woh to jo paltana hai na kitchen main ek chamcha hota hai ek paltana hota hai jis se roti pata nahi kya paltte hain is se mujhe pata nahius ka mera chamta chamta nahi sir jo flat hota hai bilkul haan haan haan karakchi haan karakchi hamare hum se palatna kehte hain kyun pata nahi shayad woh palat deta hai is liye bas kisi ne us ka naam bana di us se martay thay mujhe rasoi meinkeh chhupa ja jab tak papa nikal jate the papa bahar hai papa nikal gaye jaise papa nikle rokne ke liye mujhe keh main to jid kar raha hoon ke bahar jana hai bhagna hai is se maarte the woh to kisi bhi cheez se maarte the jo un ke hath mein aata tha mera aaj tak ki parhne se khauf hai ke main us ko dekhne lagta hoon ke kamar mein lagega bahut dil lagta hai woh sab memoires kafi had tak rehain kafi time matlab eisa chand se koi farqbas shayad tere pyare py le ke pata jalta hai ke yeh sab cheezein aap ko kaise thora dar bitha deti hain ke shayad phir us ke baad ziddi karni mand kar di paps mil le gi mil gaye to mil gaye nahi milay to nahi milay ab ek time aisa aaye ke abna itna akele reh le hain ke abna kisi ke saath reh hi nahi jata to ab woh saare independence ka naam de dete hain hum us ko hum evald bada dete hain us ko hum kuch bhi hai to woh kharab hi haikoi agar chaar baat to main bhi chaar main se teen baatein achche bhi kar rahe aur ek kharab karte the to usi baat kharab ho jaate ke theek hai akele theek hai hum hai nahi hum akele theek par pata nahi kiya hua hai yeh jo bhi bhai theek hai phir koshish kar rahe hain teri py le rahe hain apna karein ke haan bhai soda theek kar do tera budi theek ho jaye to soda aage ki zindagi bana lein warnah karenge kya kyunkay yeh to khattam jaayega baar do teen saal main koimere restoran band hoa tha us ke baad mere paas kuch kaam hi nahin dekhne ko phir pata nahin bahut hi mentally mera kuch ajeeb sa hoa tha to I just thought ke aik baar baat kar ke dekhte hain tab li thi main ne us ke baad phir to mehangi bahut hai tera

Response: lagta hai ke kitaab uta parh lete hain humaari kahani sun liya karo mujhe bahut log kehte hain ke humaari kahaaniyaan sun ke un ka jo stress hai anxiety hai anger hai ya soo nahin paate haintu ab hum aik study shuru kar rahe hain IIT kanpur mein ke hamari kahaniyon ka kya asar hai mental health par aur kaise is ko aik effective tool banaya hai humein to matlab sekron logon ne yeh bhi kaha hai ke depression theek ho jata hai par hum public mein is ko nahin boltay hain clinical dam nahin boltay hain kyunkay science ki backing hai to yeh aik assistive tool


Input: hum nein bhi bola jata hai komedienz ko bhi ke hum aap ki stress bustar hain to study to aap ki ho jaye hamari peh bhi kara dena hum nein bhi jaan len ge ke kya ho raha hai main ne aap ki bohat kahani suni ya to kai red box mein bhi bohat kuch sunaye main ne kuch do hazaar to hum pericht hainsar main aap ka buhut bara fan hoon mujhe lagta hai main ne dil se kaha se acha gaana nahi likh sakta koi jo is main irfan sahib kar ke chale gaye woh nahi ho sakta jo bhi hai buhut kamaal cheez hai main shayad abhi chor ke chala jaoon ga gaana sunne lena kamre main baithe keaur unhi sab cheejon ki wajah se bhi na kah ek na series wala part ziyada haawi ho gaya tha personality pe bhi main 8 class mein yeh sab sunta tha achcha ek masti picture ka ek gana aaya tha dil de diya hai yeh sab mere fiyoriit gaane ho rahe the aatthween class mein kis ko dil de diya hai pain de rahe hain ek dusre ko kuch bhi bhugwaas chal rahi hai to pyaar bhi hua tha mujhe bahut tagra ek bundi se towoh wala part shayad aise hi hua kyunkay aap pore time akele apne aap se hi ho apne aap se hi baat kar rahe ho aap ghutte hue ho kyunkay pata nahi aap woh kya bolen ge kiss se shikayat bhi hai to kiss ko bataun ja ke nabiyyah pertashar time to kyunkay ghar walon ka kya hai na ghar walon unhein aap aisi koi chhoti mutti baat nahi bata sakte badi ghutna hai bata sakte mami ko yeh nahi bata sakte mami mera mund nahi lag raha chanda marein ge bohat tejkeh main hai aur wahan hi laga kar rakhu ja hai theek hai jo achcha parhne parhna chahta hai to woh bohat diffrence hai school main teacher ko nahi bata sakte woh chhata mar den gedeedi se milna bahot kum huga, deedi ko bhi kya batayen, deedi bhi aake thora dair mein yahi bolegi ke parha di dukhaao kafi dukhaao, kafi ai nahi, banai nahi rakhi kafi to mujhe yeh bhi pata ke us ka altritiiv kya hai, agar mein ne kuchh aisi baat chhed di aur unhone mujhe bola ke apni kafi dukhaao to meri kafi aae to complete ho to mein ja ke keh behas baja loon jab mujhe pata hai mein ne hum work bhi nahi kar rakha to mein kahoonsoota tha mein yahan lay ga ke mujhe saare gaane suna, pura kuchh time peh lay aaar jay, saima ka message aya tha, mein ne kaha saima mujh se baat mat karna, thik hai, kyunkay aap na mere saath jiye ho, bahut time tha, to woh wala scene hai, to bahut time mein aise hi raha hai, mera to mera woh gaon ka ek particular pura part hai, jo wahi reh raha hai, kyunkay wahan se, kyunkay woh insensitive aisa hai na, kah kisi ko batao, mein ab aapi ko pehli bar bata raha hoon, mein ne kis se baat...Wo reliyat hi nahin kar paaye ga koi bhi insan jis se main yeh baat batana chaahoon ga jaise mera dost jo mere saath aaya hai yeh shahar mein raha hai hamesha se acha to unhen nahin pata kih gaon mein kya hota hai kya nahin hota hai ab chhe baje ke baad light nahin hai aisa nahin hai electricity thi ab light bhi nahin hai kuch nahin hai to do ghante ke liye aani hai bijli sab ko pata hai woh itna fini hota tha ek bijli aai hai to pooray mohalley ke awaaz aai hai aagayiaur phir aik dam se chli trgarm mohalley kiya bhai ho haan collective ho collective ho mujhe yaad mein do hazar teen ka world cup hum ne papa se bol diya tha ke papa woh to match dekhen ge dekhen ge hamara hairat mein to tractorkhara karte the us ki tractor ki battery se woh laga ke woh TV chalaya jata tha aik hi TV tha itna chhota tha sab isi pe dekhte the itni mehnat kari do ghante pura tractor laga ke sab mehnat kari pehle tractor charge hota tha tractor ki battery charge hui tractor start kar ke phir us se woh client kar ke pura woh karte the aur phir aao ho gaya sachin ohmood he kharab gaya phir hota tha ke chalo hum apna vich khelte hain to saide mein apna bhi chal raha hai mere ghar se TV bhi chal raha hai wo sab aaj mujhe yad hai main chhoda tha to ab meri ke baad kya kiss ko shahar ke bachhe ko btaoon ke ye hamari problems mein bahot nex level chol rahi hain ke hum laatine mein parh rahe hain kiira aa ja raha hai aur kiira sheet mein guz gaya aap kia kafi mein dekho ge kiira guz gaya haiab agle din us liye school nahin ja paaye kyunkah kheery ne khaR lia to aik baar mujhe yaad hai kuch to meri mata ji mein english mein aaye mere kuch soo masish hai mere aik dost wahan karta hai webur pataap singhmain kuch hi dost hain jin se meri dobara baat cheet nahi hoti hai woh pata nahi debur kya kar raha hai aaj kal kahin pe hum to debur pratap singh the shalurah gaon ke hum dono gaon bus mein aate the to aise baat baat karte aate the third ward class thi hamari kuch to hamari teacher jo thi un ki beti hamari class ki topper thi acha niyarkahtu us ki angrezee mein bare numbarr numbarr aya jo bhi tha mujhe pata jo chhote chhote woh thora thora yaad hai mujhe ye yaad hai ke mera aya soo mein se ek numbarr angrezee mein pata nahi kuch cheez mein aya ek bhi pata nahi soo tu shayad soo ka tu paper bhi nahi hota tha third class mein bees mein se pachis mein se jis mein se bhi aya ek numbarr ek numbarr aya tu abi boor bahut jor se hansaa kyunkay mein analeeb hoon tu mera to pahle aa gaya sheet A pe a gaya tu woh bahutmain ne kaha jab tjhe pata hai tu bhi dusra gaon ka hai to tu kyu aas raha hai? hamaray mula ke dameray nambar aya hum chap nahi beht saktay saath to main mami ko pata chaliya mera ek nambar aya kuch to part ka chapter hota tha mujhe matlab yeh socha ke yeh mere woh memories hain jo mere damagh main basi hui hain kyunkay un un dino pe main bahut parishan raha hoon gay jab ghar gaye mami ne kaha ke ek nambar kaise aas sakta hai? main ne kahamain ne kaha main to yeh poochh raha hoon ek number kis cheez ka hai yeh main ne to writing hi nahin likhi to good rendition writing kabhi nahin ho sakta to kis cheez ka hai yeh to mummy mujhe raat ko parhanay baith gayi lamp laga ke pirosein wala lamp laga gaya mummy mujhe english parha rahe hain khud ko nahin aati un ko yeh to mujhe ab pata jaana hai ke mummy ko english nahin aatiab mami mujhe parha rahi hai angrezi, ab mujhe khud khud nahi samajh mein aarha tha. itna samajh bacha hoon mujhe kya samajh nahi aarha. mami bata rahi hai pirat yeh hai pirat wahan, main ne kaha rahay mar jaye totan meri bala se mujhe kya diwaney raha hai. ab samajh mein mami ko khud nahi aarha hai kitab mein dekh ke ke kya likha hai, chantein mere mein lag rahay hain ke tjhe kyun nahi samajh aarha hai, main ne kaha rahay mami main to sekha raha hoon, aap ko aakeh mami ko laga keh main ne aaj tjh se pura sikha dia hua agli baar phir test hua phir teen number aaye main ne kaha mami bata kiya sikha dia do number aap rakh lo mera ek hi chal raha hai theek hai yeh sab memories aisi hain na main dikshan main dikshan ki spelling ghalat suna deta tha kuch bhi bhag baat chal raha tha kuch nahi aata tha is time phir ek dam se aisa hua keh phir didi bee dee ne aake kuch bataya aisa phiris chakkar mein mere aadhi zindagi kharab hui hai samaaj ke is ke chakkar mein kyunkah maan baap ke perception ban chuke hain woh english aani hi chahiye arey language hai bhai aati hogi aati hogi nahiin aati hogi bhai main jaayun itna mand tha mera ke main hindi strong karloon apni is chakkar mein kahin kahin nahi rahe hain hum ab hindijayse hindi achchi lagi tab tak pata chala urdu bhi kuch hoti hai urdu bahut achchi lag gayi ab na hindi ke hain na urdu ke hain na english ke hain ab koi bhi sentence bol rahe hain sentence bol diya maine sentence word kahin se aaye mere mun main kyun main kyun use kar raha hoon tin language ek saath is chakkar main kahin ki nahin rahe schoolon ko khud nahin pata kya format hai kya parha rahe hain kuch bhi parha ke chale ja rahe hain hindi literaturelingvoj sabjjik kaysay hai? haan, balkl. fiziks aur lingvoj ka paper saath mein kaysay ho raha hai mujhay batay, lingvoj lingvoj hai, us ko alag tariqay se parhao, us kay seminar karao, baitha kay baat karao, mujh say bol kay suno main bol pa raha hoon, nahi bol pa raha hoon, usay main kyun likh kay aa raha hoon, main literature bhi likh raha hoon, main lingvoj bhi likh raha hoon, yeh kahan say kon pata gaya ja raha hai, to.yeh pangay phir subah aisa hota tha kah 5 subah 5 baje utthna hota tha phir taiyar ho gaya phir papaullet se school bus tak chhor gaya aayen gay ek subah mein uttha 5 subah 5 bajetu main ne main neechay utar ke aya to ghar main na shor mach raha tha log ghoom rahay thay aise to jaise apni yeh deewar hai is deewar ke saiid main hi hamari aise khoor thi yeh khoor yeh hoti hai hamare khoor boltay hain jo chara daaltay hain is main to bhainsay hoti thi is time saat aath bhainsay hoti thi kyunkay maminaand kehte hain hamaare haan naand hamaare haan naand aik barree si woh hoti hai tokree type ki is ko naand kehte hain is mein alag se woh khal wal bhag hote hain to mami ke pet the bhainse mami ka department bhainsoon ka hai kyunkah mami ki personal kami hai jo door jaaye ga woh aaye ga woh mami ka apni personal kami hai is mein pata ji ka aik pessa gayi hai is mein pata ji koi lendan hai nahin mami karen gi bhainsoon ka sab kuch woh mami ki hai kheetato un ki faaynanshal indipendens mama ki pahle se thi papa se ziyada kamaati thi kyunkh mama ka peymnt delayed nahin tha mama doodh log deyn gi keh nahin de rahi tum kamaatay main kisi aur ko de do gi kyunkh supplai demand chal raha hai papa to ghar na mile ko he deyn ge papa ghar na kha lay gi jayenge rastay main to nahin bolin ge keh bhai das rupay ghar na le jayenge to un ka deferens thatu chaar paanch bhainsay hotay thay is time pe ab tu unhone aik he kar lia balkay kiun kay ho gaya aur mami bahut alag tha unki bhainsay woh un ke liye balkay pet hai naam nahin thay balkay unki woh thay kay woh mami ko dekh ke hi respond karen gay dudh bhi sirf mami ko hi dein gi aur koi haath nahin laga sakta aur abhi bhi mami chaar paanch din mere paas rehne aayi thi dili mera gala kharaab ho gaya tha to aise hi mere paas aagaye thay rehnechoutay paanchay din mujhay lagay kay ab who doodh nahi day gi tu mujhay jana parray ga main kaha plz maan jao aap to jaisy piT yahan pay daag parents aur kiT parents wayse who to aik subah hum uthey to shorvar mach raha hai ghar main main neecha aya chorra sa tha kya pata chal raha hai mujhay samajh nahi aaye kya ho raha hai ghar main das baarah log ghoom rahay thay thand ho rahi gandi thand gaon main jo paala padata who wali thandtu koi bahar nahin nikal raha hai matalb beRI bhi andar se bhi le rahe hain ke dhamaan andar hi rahe ga theek raha hai to dewar tor ke chor hamari bhains le gaye teen bhains chorI ho gaye hamari kuch do ya teen bhains main aya main bhains chorI bahut hoti thi is time par gaon main to pehle woh chaltay thay na mere site par kamile imile chaltay thayye mohara bhi hai tumhein kya ho bhai bara moo bana hua teri bhains khool li kya? bhains khool li kya, bhains khool li kya hamare chuuh ab meri mata ji royen jayen royen jayen main subah utha paanch sa paanch to thodi dair to mujhe lagta ke ro raha to main ro raha tha kyun gaya? hamein reason bhi nahi pata kyun ro rahi hai ammaan royen ja rahi hai main phir bachche ke saamne mahaan royen gi to bachche ko to samajh hi nahi aagaya naab donoN rote hain baat nahin pata phir ro lete hain theek hai achcha phir meri maan kyun ro rahi thee sach suiT thang mujhe yeh bhi nahin pata mujhe yeh sab baatiN yaad kyun hain meri maan rone lagi boli beta sorry aaj school jaane se pehle doodh nahin dey paaon gimain ne kaha maan matlab theek hai itna bhi kuch nahi hai is baat pe to pata ji se woh sori bolne ki chaye nahi maan payi gay mujhe bol rahi ho nahi maan payega phir aur bhains chori ho gayi hain aur bhains us laik matlab un se lagao tha lagao tha sir plus woh aap ka capital hai laivol hud hai of course woh laivol hud chal raha hai sir woh aap ke bahut important part hai ghar ka haan pura gaon aadha gaon main khitta ho gaya hai ke achawoh bara pyara fan send tha matlab aise woh char log udhar jain char log udhar gaye hain aise gaye hain kahin jain ge foot print dekhe ja rahe hain foot print dekhe ja rahe hain kah tehno beson ke foot print hone chahie aage peechhe woh colait karne chahie phir yeh discussion chal raha hai kah aisa to nahi hai ek alag rastay par gayi do par gayi do ke dekho foot print chor bhi to shadi reh sakte hain kah woh bhai main wohmain ne phir main ne pura waqt main ne kaha maan koi baat nahi hai wo yeh wo rehne tu koi dukhtar nahi hai phir main ne halka sa slide kiya kaha main ne kaha school nahi jata na phir main aaj ek chhota laga main ne kaha ja raha hoon ja raha hoon is ko aaj ke samne main kahaya tha apna main afsar mujhe wo sab dekhna bohat intresing lag raha tha main ne kaha kaise dhondi jaaye gi main is ko mujhe wo sab dekhna hai ke kyonke main esa kad mujhe yeh bhi mujhe jo dimaag main aayajab wo kahin par chale gi to us ki bail jo hai us ki awaz aye gi. haan, sahih. lekin thore dair baad mujhe bataya gaya ke bail to khol di na, rastay ban li, apni rastay ki awaz nahi hoti. kyunkay jab ghar main kabhi kabhi bhais khol jati thi, us ki awaz aati thi chalne ki, to humain instructions thay ke saiyd main bhag jana. aah, achcha. lekin bachchon ka tha ke saiyd main bhag jana, us ka samnay mat a jana. haan. to hum wo aotu woh sab dimaagh laga rahe hain phir gaye bus mein baithe hain phir ja ke bus mein jo jo gaon ke bachey hain to unho ne sab ko bataya hai ke bhains khul gayi tu sab ho gaye ga rahe hain bhains khul gayi batao jaise bachey hain soch rahe hain aap kaise mashoor ho rahe hain itne bachey ki bhains khul gayi batao yeh kitni bhainsati hain yeh jaise school pahunchey shahar ke bacho ko bhains khul gayi hai woh keh rahe hain ke matlab kuch nahi kuch nahi kuch nahi tum Reynalds ka pbahat diffrnt kaind of laif thi is se phir shahar mein aagay phir shahar phir diiray diiray to mili ki nahi? nahi nahi mili chali gayi woh to chhe mahine lage in logon wapis se paise chhor ke dobara baat lanaay mein dobara woh karne mein deewar bhi to utho gai yeh bhi to khara chod gaya phir deewar lagway gi to woh sab lekin yeh aaj kal mein bahat is par sochne bhi lagoun kehne bhi lagoun keh

Response: aur schoolon mein khiti kyun nahiN sikhayi gi schoolon mein agar faslein kaise akti hain gaon kaise rehta hai yeh sikhaya gaya hota to shayad yeh desh alag hota is liye kyunke khana waste nahiN hota jab aap jantay hoN is ki value gaon ek stereotype type nahiN rehta jo ab haikisan ke liye shaayad rispekt hoti empathy hoti aap lucky the ke aap yeh doraah jiun ji rahe the ke raat ko gaon mein aage subah sheher mein chale gaye yeh extremly rare hai kisi bachche ke liye to bahut hi rare hai to yeh aap ne dekha is samay kya ke


Input: aap ko kya gaon wala samjha jata tha ya shahar wala samjha jata tha aur kya is ke kuch konsikons thhe baat cheet mein har jagah thhe sab se pehle cheez to sar jo aap ne boli ke school mein yeh kyun nahi sikhayi jati khiti mein jaanna chahta hoon school mein sikhaaye ga jata hai competition ke ilawa kya sikha rahe ho kuch bhi to nahiaik do farisht ana hai bus farisht ana hai kis cheez mein ana hai kia hona hai kuch nahiin pata hai sab bachay matlab mujhe nahiin samajh mein aati hai education kisi bhi tareeqay se ke aap is ka reason sab se bara yeh hai ke wohi main bol raha tha samaat se mujhe nafrat hai woh perceptionz nahi banaya gaye hote na mujhe humanidades leni thi lyon tomain aart hoon main aart ka shudaenit banna chahta tha mujhe histri parhni thi mujhe nahi jannna bandar puli pe kyun charhta hai mujhe nahi jannna gravity kitni lagti hai sab ka seem lag rahi hai lag rahi hai na jitne hut jaaye gi parh lien ge is ke baare mein mujhe nahi jannnamain koi science ka woh nahin hoon ke mujhe science mein interest nahin hai mujhe parhai nahin karni mujhe parhai history karni thi mujhe kuch toh parha deta esay main aap ki shikayat HC Wormah ji tak pahuncha hoon ga HC Wormah ji se kuch mat kahi na aray kia HC Wormah kia naam lia ek hari bk ek neeli bkdo wolum mein thi woh? oh qism kha ke btao mein dusri wolum tak to pahunch hi nahi paya mere se pehli nahi qatam ho gayi thimain ek bahut khubsurat student hoon main achha khaas student hoon jis ke matlab mujhe interests in studies hai haan main 90 percent hoon twelve thirty six percent hoon aur is time pe 2008 main hoa achhi percent hoon oks oks oks open board nahi nahi C.P.S. se C.P.S. se public school main aya tha na open board hota to hum aap ke tarif karte hain na na na open board main nabih percentbahut brilent brilent brilent to pehli chez to who keh schoolon mein kheeti kiya ab is ka affect mujhe abhi bhi kabhi kabhi mein gaon jata hon to mujhe dekh ta hai ke is chez ne itna kharab kar diya hai ke aap ke jo larkay hain they are not interested anymore kheeti karne mein theek haiphir main un ke baare mein sochta phir mujhe lagta hai ke main hee kahaaN interssted hoon main bhi to isi tarah se kharab hua hoon na main bhi to nahin gaya na wapas main ne bhi to dubara haalankeh mujhe kaafi saari cheezein aati hain kheeti ki kyunkay main paata ji ke saath raha hoon but mera nah karnay ka reason ek yeh bhi hai ke mere paata ji ne mujhe ziyada tar karnay diya hai nahinkyunkay inhain yeh tha k dilchaspī na lag jaay ais mein kyunkay inhon nay bohat mehnat karī hai inhon nay bail say tractor par aanā hai ek bohat badi jarnī hai ek kisan k liay to baisk kaam mein nay kabhi kabhi kar dī hai k aisā pāpā kabhi bahar gaye hai aur nikah badalna hai pānī bhar gaya hai ais mein to mumī boltī thi nikah badliyā ais kā to mein apnā kaslā lē kē yahān rakha kē bike par chale gaye apnē nikah badal gayā āgē bohat baisk kaam karwaē inhon nay mujh sētu khiti tu mujhe lagta hai sab ko waise bhi aani chahiye ab shahar mein baitha woh aadmi ji ke mein baithay hue log raat ko party karte hue jo organic organic bakwaas karte hain ek aadmi ko nahi pata ke chawal hota bhi kaise hai kha woh brown rice rahe hain unhen safaid ka bhi nahi pata kaise hota hai kitna pani lagta hai tractor ke side mein kyun lagti hai woh alag se phain kyaa ho jata hai kuch nahi pata woh sab unhen pata hotato unhein kahin na kahin dekhta ke kaise woh is cheez ko sirf khareed ke aapas mein baat karne se apne aap ko cool banne se zyada un ki wohi aap jo bole hain empati kasano ke taraf hoti hai woh yeh nah bolta ke main apna farm aans le gaye hum to apni sabzi khud ugatay hain nahin to wahan us kiyoN gwa do yaar woh mar raha hai us ka payment nahin aa raha wahan invest kar do thoda se paise tum par hain hi to woh cheez nahin hogi kyunkay aap ne koi seekha hi nahin hai aap ko shahar tak aap pata nahin

Response: ae parhai tu kara do kum se kum aaj tu ab jab chunkeh duniya super food kahne lagi to murga jo aap ke haan hamare haan sahejn kehte hain isay agar tha wild mein woh aap ke instagram ki foto pe aane lage milts achanak aap ke liye subah morning ka breakfast ka bol daal rahe hain aap jo mota nah chhor ke aap aaye apne process food ki aur wagairah tuaur aik saath yeh bhi hai kal hum yahan ke bazaar mein gaye the wahan sahib chaumin mil raha hai wahan badi aavan chaumin ka theela laga hai


Input: aap ko reality batao gaon mein main ne kam se kam das pindarah logoN ko aisa dekha hai ke sham ko matlab zad rehi hai ke chawmain khani hai to shehar ne apna saara kharab gaon mein beej dia aur gaon ka saara acha shehar mein le lia yeh hi ho raha hai yeh hi ho raha hai ab gaon ka aadmi jo roz masi roti kha raha hai subah utth ke makarna aur chutni ke saath use tum chhat pete chawmain doge to use yeh to lagay gi nahi bahut badi hai use nahi matlab wajino mumujhe yeh hai yaar dekho mere test birds bohot dinoN baad badle hain main pachis saal se aik hi roti kha raha hoon to woh cheez hai baqi jo aap bole the shahar aur gaon ki difference ki to humein hamesha woh kara gaya humein hamesha segregation kiya gaya school mein ke aap gaon se aaye ho kis tarah se sab se pahla dress pe shahar ke bachoN ke paas time thakuch ke paas machinein bhi theeN waashing machine, ziyada log gharon mein nahin theeN us waqt kuch gharon mein waashing machinein bhi theeN lekin un ke paas team tha hum subah sabaa paanch nikalte the ghar sehum swa paanch nikle derah ghantay do ghantay bus ghoomti thi alag alag gaon mein jayegi bacha uthayegi alag gaon mein jayegi bacha uthayegi phir ayegi school mein humein chhorayegi saarhe saat bajay ke type ka school hai saarhe saat aath bajay ka chhutti ho gi ab hum last pahunchayenge kyunkay hamara gaon aakhri hai hum uthe pehle thay utrein gay last do bajay chhutti hone ke baad hum pahunchayengejab hum sau chaar baje pahunchay hain meri maan peh time nahin hai ke ab yeh kapray dho ley jo tum peh kay aaye ho bachay hum sharif nahin hain ke hum kapray saaf papas laye hoon hum das jagah toh latoon kay nishaan hain lait khain hum ne hum grey bhi hain kuch pharrel pant upnay kuch to hain nahin paanch se chhe saarhe chhe ka time hota haidoodh nikalnay ka main peh nahi hai time to yahi kapray humain ho sakta hai kal pehnaay paray wapas se agar main ne dho bhi diaay bahut ganday hain main ne dhoy diaay kapray ab yeh sukhain gay nahi kyunkay raat ko gaon main parta hai pala gaon main nahi hai woh jagah kah tum ne bahar sikha dia gaon main to aur gilay ho jaain gay woh subah tak woh paray gi aur gilay ho jaain gaytu humeN wo pehle tu kaproN mein hota tha ke why your dresses why are you not neat and clean aa rahe haiN ye mitti mein so gaya hai nahin ho pa rahe haiN neat and clean phir ye ki neelz kyu nahin katay hue haiN baal kyu bare hue haiN kyunkay gaon ka insanaur neel sils se kuch lena dena hai nahin woh is ki grammar ka hissa nahin hai woh priority nahin hai priority nahin hai aur aisa nahin hai ke is se is ki koi beemari bara jati hai ke woh apne moon mein gandgi daal le raha hai aisa kuch nahin hai is ke naakun kayi sare life ke parts mein kaam aata hai is ka naakun ab koi hamarekaam karnay wala banda humaare ghar main is ne aik naakun agar barha rakha yeh is ko koi poochhe kiyon barha rakha hai ke woh jo spraye ka kin hai woh jaldi khol jata hai bus is ka hai is ka tool hai woh apna is ka har cheez tool hai is ke ghar main woh kisaan hai woh tool hi tool par khelta hai poori zindagi to is par dalte parhti thi yeh teacher se teacher se aur bacho se bachay to door bhagte the na bas faida yeh tha humaara is school main ziyada hamain affectsaynti percent bachay gaon se aatay thay. to jo tees percent saaf thay woh galat thay. hum to sahiq thay apni jagah par. taluq lakin gaon se jo bachay aatay thay to is chakkar par hum log bach gaye. baqi hum to hamaray liye bahut fisniting tha woh. socho mujhe yeh sab baten yad hai. arushi naam ki larki hoti thi third class mein. us pe pen tha. koi ji to company ka pen tha. aur jail pen to suna hi suna tha tab kahi jail penab dekhoo farq dekhna shahar ka bacha keh raha hai us ke ank ke peeche jail hota hai yeh jail aise neechay jaata rehta hai ank us ko aage bhejti rehti hai us ne us ki sience sochi gaon ke bachay ne boli pura mun ank main bharr liatu itna soch mein difference tha ke gaon ke bachay ko khelna hai es tak gaon kuch kar ke dikhatay hain tumhare saath tu yaad tha es ka pen le ke koi to... ye aap ne kia hai? nahin nahin koi ek hamare dost tha koi to kisi to ladke ne kia tha hamare saath kisi to khich ke es ne poora mop apne ang mein bhul lia tha lekin ye bohat fascinating tha ke es ke liye pen haitou jab veh school sei nikalti thee tou usay is liye dekha ja raha hai ke us kaise pain hai kyunkay hamare paas tou aik hei pensil hai aur gaon mein tou sach batoun tou hamara shop nakar ho jata hai tou hum mummy papa ko batate they shop nakar ho gaya tou lagay pary papa ki shaving kit mein blade nikal ke lagay pary yahan sei ungli kaat li phir is baat par patt rahay hain ungli kaise kaat likyonkay bled se chhli hui pencil alag dekhti hai, krapnar se alag dekhti hai is baat mein bhi bohat date pit padi thi to hota tha hamain alag thora lagta tha lekin wohi mayjrli is liye us ka ziyada farq nahin pada kyonkay gaon ke bachay ziyada thay to koi inferiority complex nahin hua inferiority complex kabhi nahin hua kyonkay konfidant mein is liye tha kyonkay use school mein particularly extra kurway ekkusoom rana hamari prinsipal hoti thi is time pe inhon ne sab kuch karnay ki koshish ki isay school mein mujhe lagta hai inhen bachay hi achay nahi mile in ki taraf se to inhon ne poori behant ki thi bara school tha ground ground bohat bara tha aap socho ke inhon ne bees ball tak intervu kiya thamain ne base ball khela hua hai socha are ghazab merit ke merit ke kone mein gaon mein gaon nahi tha shahar ke kone wale school mein base ball khela hua hai hum ne to she ways wife of coronel or brigadier ya phir woh khud army mein aisa kuchh scene tha to she wayswell travelled un ke saath woh seen tha to ab to maine suna shayad woh school he band ho gaya achcha to unhon ne woh us time per sab kuch kiya to ekxtar klolo aktiviteez bahut hoti thee fанси dris aap ka chhote mote pleez quizzez debaits yeh sab hota tha ab is main kya seen tha kih badi sister un sab cheezon ki mahart hasil kar chuki thee kyunkay woh rehi hamesha se hostel maintu un ke liye tu infriyarti ko mitaane ka yahi tareeqah hai ke superior ho jaau sab bachoun se aage kise nikal sakte hain tu nikal ke dikha do tu un ke school mein jo kuch bhi hua unhone kahate hain meri sister ne mujhak nahin per kum se kum mili tu pachaas saath trophy laayi hogi baarah baarah saal ke school mein aur itni medal bhi laayi hogi athlete bhi thi woh unhone sab kuch kar lia tha unhone apna siim school mein the teenon nahin nahin nahin woh bhi alag school mein themain aur dusri wali sister es school main the sim hai un ke naam bataiye rashmi sab se badi sister richi un se chhoti sister to rashmi di se richi ne seekha richi di se main ne seekha ke ekstra karoli aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aikfaiv good food habits batao yeh main pehle apne show main joak karta tha phir main ne woh drop kar diya kyunkay mujhay bus is liay karna tha kyunkay mere man main hai yeh baat peeche main ne faiv good food habits batao to ham to sab aise thay kihn mil jayay bus papa mami ki ladai nah ho aaj raat time pakana man jayay hoon mil jayay bus katm ho gi ruwish utha is ne bola kih meme jabab plate mainspun se rice khate ho spun aur plate ke contact ke awaz nahi aani chahiye aray dada re porte fefs class kya bata rahe ho aap ko hum sab aise ghume hum ne kaha hum ne kaha tum rice spun se khaate ho pahli baat to ye hai pahli baat to ye hai aur agar tumhen sirf awaz ka hi panga hai to haath se khalo nahi aati haanphir woh aik food aiimaat mere dimaag mein bas gayi aur main aaj tak jab jab chaawal khaata tha to mere dimaag mein aata tha main ne kaha ke yeh kis ne socha ke sahiba jaayegi to yeh praplimatik hai kyu hai bhai kaha kaha jail mein khaana kha rahe ho aur uth jaayega to chhail le ga to yeh sab chezon ko cover karne ke liye hum ne extra kluevo ativiteiz mein guzre kabhi fan serious mein kuchh ban gaye kabhi kuchh ban gaye main nagan mana tha aik baaraur main gaya stage pe aur pata nahi kya hua main ne kis ko dekha main ne aise bola ke aaj main naagin hoon main sab ko dass loon gi koi darya nahi aur mujhe aaj tak nahi pata jis teacher ne mujhe naagin banaya us ne mere haath mein kyu saanp diya main to khud he saanp hoon haan aur kya tu mere costume ke saath ek saanp hai mere haath mein to main kaisa naagin hoon yeh jo khud he hoon aur saanp he haitu main aaj tak wohi sochta hoon ke teacher to dobara bhi nahi lay mujhe bhai ke tum to yeh first second ke bachay ka kaise pagal bana sakte ho ya tum khud naagin ho phir saanp lay ke chaley tumhein to badi hai tum to chalis saal ka to main naagin waagin banta tha mera kazzin bhai tha ek usay santa class banaya usay garmi lag gayi usne apni julie mein apne kapray utar kapray li hai to woh sirf under veer mein stage mein gaya to logon ko laga bekar hi hai teacherpale mein kois jeeta rehta tha mein acha kuch kuch debates mein phir mein didi se poocha kaise debate mein kia karta hai pata ji hamare bahut shandar woh likhte hain hindi mein aur english mein debate agar un se likhwana ho toh woh sab kya debates mein jeet ke exe tmpur mein jeet ke aya toh phir mere paas bhi trophy aane shuru ho gayi gayi ghar mein trophies hain trophies bhar rahi hain ruchi di di se thodiaur kehna hai is kuch nahi hai ghar mein kyunkay deedi alag jagah reh rahi hai main alag jagah reh raha hoon to deedi kabhi utha lai apni to le gayi aur apni ho gayi to ho gayi abhi maine ek din abhi main ghar gaya tha to deedi abhi paris mein hai to maine unhein foto bheji thi poochti ke yeh kahan hai to hamare paas yeh hota hai ek din kuch dekhta hai to hum poochte yeh kahan haikahan gi kahan gi kahan gi deedi espiatee aai kanpur se parhe huee hain acha to is tarah ki trophies isi shayp ki trophies har shahar mein milti thee yeh kanpur mein hai yehi mere thak thori chhote size ki mile gi yehi aisaa hoga to yeh aisi si trophy rakhi huee thee yeh department of kemical injineering espiatee is ko aarif ko bhi dikha deeje manfi hafiz afzal k jagerantab ho gaye hain sare bachay extraculor activiteez mein bilkul hi mahir is se kya farq aya aap ki personality mein? personalityon se yeh farq aya ke ek to aap ko teachers har cheez ke liye poochte hain sab se pehle aap ko poochte hain class mein topper hai to topper ab sirf parhai mein topper hai hum number bhi la rahe hain tik tik aur humein alag jagah poochay ja raha hai to school mein sab se important aadmi class ka kon hai jis peh bij hai to bijFayft klass mein pehla vej mila tha barvi tak har roz raha acha deedi peh bhi badi deedi head girl of different school Richi dee head girl of different school mein head boy of different school waa tu ye unklikat hota chala gaya jahan se jahan se aya chaante chaante ghar pe kuch kum hueab tou ghar say bahar aaye na ab tou ghar say bahar aaye ab fet tak hi raha na phir tou ab tou jaisy shehr main aaye phir mujhe lage chaunte it tak lage acha beech main fet main ne aik baar frst aya tha saiykal mili thi mujhe tou fet main chaunte nahi lagah hoon ga acha sax main main wapas say kharab ho gaya didi ne aik din mera dikshn dikshn gaya didi ne kuch tou mujhe test diya ke yeh karo suno tou didi aati thi kwahan mujhe waisa hai us ke liye woh maan hi hai meri wahan kehna hai mujhe aisa bohot pyar kare gi phir thapar thapar mar de gi meri jo bhi copy dekhe gi koi complete nahi hai phir pyar kare gi aur phir chale jaye gi to mujhe yaad un hone ne koi test leti thi main utna tec ban raha tha jaise matlab main to diidi to kal hi paida hui hai matlab main main ne aise register liyawa tha aur register ke last parhne main main ne apne aandeedi bhi bohat taj pehle pooRa suna yeh nahiN kah pehli baar pichhanda maar jata to mein aage nahi karun yeh sab ek saath akumiliate ho ke das chhatein le lain ge ek hi lagta tha pooRa ghanta Dairh ghanta sun ke achcha mein ne pooRa tape da ke suna hai phir mein pata rahA hoon se mein ne kaha yaar to yeh sab hota tha phir us se wohi kanfiDens aage kah aap ko teechers poochhni haikeh AAP is palay mein yeh ban jaao jo important pozishan hai palay ki woh AAP ko mil rahi hai toh is tarah say hotay hotay kaanfidens jolp ho gaya jo english ka dar tha keh english nahi bol paa rahe hain woh dar thora sa kam ho gaya kyunkeh hindi toh bol paa rahe hain nichi hindi mein bohat che nambar a rahe hain is mein koee dukht nahi aur aik infreariti komplex tha hand writing kakeh hand writing achi nahi hai badi sister ki khubsurat hand writing chhori sister ki khubsurat hand writing mata ji ki aur meri achi hand writing pata ji ki moti acha wah copy mein moti utarta hai woh aadmi hindi aur english dono wah wah wah to mujhe bhi tha ke acha ek individual yeh tha ke hand writing achi nahi hai is tarah ke liye main ne koi mehnat nahi kari pata ji ne bas ek baar bola keagar sunder likhe ga to khud se hi man kare ga likhne ka to koshish kar ke sunder likhe likhna shuru kiya sunder to phir and writing bhi achi ho gayi toab matlab koi mujhe aesi random koi autograph mangta hai aur main is par kuch likhta hoon machlawah to us ka pahli baat yahi hota hai ke sar aap ki handwriting achi hai main kehta hoon main parhay likhay ka hoon yaar main comedian ka matlab yeh thora nahin hai main keli uth ke ban gaya to woh phir woh individual complex bhi khatam ho gaya phir school change kiya majorly jo khatam hua hua 8th class mein jabmain ne kaha ke pata ji thora school change karte hain yahan growth si nahi nazr aahi hai itni freedom thi aisa kuch bhi bolo kuch bhi bolo jo mind mein aaye kharaab baatein bolte hain nahin the kyon ke aisa kuch thi hi nahi mind mein but you can discuss anything whatever you want till date tumhein kaha bata ji achche school mein bhejo na kisi mein fees ke pange hote the to us aadmi ne mummy ne bhi papa ne bhihumein to baray ho ke pata chala, deedi wa ghairah ko pehle se pata hogaa woh ziyada samajhdaar hain hai obviously, larkiyon hum aisi samajhdaar hote hain, larkon ko badi paat nahi hai ke pathalis ke baad to realize hota hai ke kuch karna hai. in logon par kitni baar paise balke nahin hote the, yeh log udhaar le le ke fees de rahe hain, kuch de rahe hain. achcha aap yaqeen mano sar teen bachon ko parha rahe hain woh, ek college main hain, ek HBTI kanpur gaye, ek dusri dimain school main barwi tak us ke baad main delhi university ek saal raha phir main national law university lakhnu gaya us pore kharche main un ke paas mujhe pata hai bahut time paisa nahin hota tha unhon ne kabhi ek baar hamin relieve nahin diya ke yeh paisa nahin hai yeh hai college main ne un se paise mange unhen pata hai main jhoot bol raha hoonunhen pata hai mujhe party karni hai main pocket mein nahin ke ooper do hazaar rupe mang raha hoon fautu bolti ke mere se ye hua unhen pata hai main jhoot bol raha hoon agle din do hazaar rupe aayen ge panch hazaar rupe mangen panch hazaar rupe aayen ge to woh un ki beauty thi ke un se kuch bhi bol sakta hai jab eat to main ne un se bola ke school change karna hai tojatnay haq se main ne bola senj karne ke atnay haq se unho ne bola ke diwan public school best school hai merit ka wahan admission karain gay agar un ka entrance paper nikal loge to achha take se is saal woh log alag section bana rahe the 8F tak tha 8J bana rahe the to pachas bacho ka section hona tha is entrance exam ka sar matalab kris to aiiti wala hi tha is ka achha matalabziyada bachay nahin the, char so paanch bachay nahin diya hoga, char so paanch bachay detae hain na, poora section, internes paper ho raha hai prapor to us mein jab admission hoga kayuch meri, meri cuzn Arena, isi ke saath parha hoon main bare mein tak sab ko Chaachi ke ghar mein jab rehte the to Chaachi ki beti hai Arena us ke saath, us ki kuch third word rank aayi, meri shayad kuch sixth or third, achhe rank mein aaye, woh hamara aibilkul woh khatam ho gaya kah bhai hum aagaye merit ke sab se elite school mein aur entrance nikal gaye hum woh wale nahi hain jin ne first mein induction liya toh raat tak parh raha hai toh hum eight ke baqi chhe sections ko inferieur manne lage kah hut woh hain jo ekchri aaye hain yahan par jo ne diwan ko aisa kahabek ground aisa aaya tha jisay aap resize mein bol sakte ho socho school mein competition mein bol raha tha kitna hai ke ab mujhe purane school ke records mangaye kiya kar ke aaye ho dikhaao certificate check hue mere ke acha aap ke yeh hai yeh hai mujhe yeh utho main phir diwan mein beej mila main gandi aaus ka prefect bana prefect ya captain madari kya banti tha us time par woh bana naye bachay aate hi ek house ka woh mil gaya haibas phir main ne phir wahan peh bhi kabhi beej nahin chhoda acha inel function ke most important bale bhagat singh main bhagat singh bana wa hai aur jitne athletics main jo jo hota tha woh kartaaikster klor ka main ziyada raha parhaye apna side wayd kar lete dekhain chalo ho jaye gi is main kia hai mujhe aisa pata hai mujhe abhi bhi lagta hai kuch itna kurs hai nahin aik saal ka woh kurs hai nahin hai jo aap parhte rahte hain jaldi se parha ke khatam karo na dis do na picture dekhne us ko usay aik mahina picture dikha do kum se kum kuch to sikhaiga picture dekh ke nahin aisa thori nahin sikhe ga to woh sab parhtto woh wali chez thi bas aesi nikal gaya phir infinity complex kabhi aaye nahiN shayad isi liye abhi bhi stage par ja ke koi farq nahiN bartata stage fair hai hi nahiN stage aweness hai fair nahiN hai to yeh reference hai hawa chali thi thora beram late hain haan ji location senj karen ge hum kat karenbohat acha khana khailia aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aahghar mein sab vejitarian hain haan matalab andaa khaa lite the papa phir pata nahin mata ji ko kahaaN se lagaa ke yeh bhi nahin khaana hai ban.ta tha pahle ghar mein omlet omlet ban.ta tha sardiyoN mein phir mami ne mana kar diya ketu woh seedha woh dete hain na woh judgement dete hain na woh to supreme court judgement ho ke aaj se rasoi he alag ho jayegi agar rasoi kahin se alag kar dekhen to bartan alag ho gaye rasoi alag ho gayee do teen saal phir papa ne nahi khaye phir unhen ne kar liya kanunsa mami ko jo bhi mami ne jahan se seekha ho ga phir un ka hal ka pada gaya thora to bana lo to bartan alag kar lo rasoi sim kar lo ho sakta thora time bad bartan bhi sim ho jaye

Response: tu school ho gaya tab kya socha tha aage ki life ka? kuch bhi nahin socha tha sar kyunkay paper to sab ratayaar ke diye the


Input: aisa kah mein ne kaha kah humneet laita to shayad pata hota kya karna hai to ab twails mein persentij aayi ET six to baqi paper dia hai ET bhi dia IT triple bhi dia kahin kuch hona nahi tha paper dete the aap koye to main manne nahi sakta ke aap ko paper dety ho pata nahi chalta ke paper acha hua hai ki nahi ho raha sab ko bata aap ko answer aata nahi aata aap tikka maar raha to woh sab diya ye faider ki acha thi ya ghar walon ki acha to engineering aisi thi na us time pe dozar chaar se le ke dozar baarah tak to sab ko engineering karni thi na to didi engineer chhoti valley pe to woh to medical thi to engineer doctor to unhen ga ke engineertu mera banda tha ARV mein jane ka acha mujhe wadi se bohat pyar hai mujhe bas yeh tha ke mujhe wadi chahiye kesi bhi chahiye yeh kahaan se aaye pata nahi shayad dada ji ki photo dek ke aaye ho dada ji police mein the wahan cricket to shayad un ki photo dek ke aaye ho ya phir un ke inspector wali cap rakhi rehte the ghar mein shayad isay dek ke aaye ho pata nahi mujhe par wohi tha ke agdm ARV mein jana woh wadi mil jaye to mujheyu pee tee oh ka pepur siem dey ho raha tha main ghar walay se kahaan india ka retn doonga wahin ne kaha yu pee tee oh ka retn diya to mujhe tha ke india mein shayed ho jaye ek baar ko yu pee tee oh mein to nahi ho raha mujhe pata hai to main ne yu pee tee oh ka pepur diya phir un ke bolne par nahi hua kuch bhi nahi hua kai bhi injineering mein ab samajh mein aagaye ke kuch khaas bachaye nahi hai bas persentige par khel sakte hain jo khel sakteab wahan course nahi pata keh konsa course karne jayenge inters thore nahi hai kisi bhi course mein bhi jata hai rata marke paper diye hain teen char jagah par apply kiye mujhe krore mil college mein commerstry honours mein admission mila mere boards mein commerstry mein aaye the kuch 93-94 aise kuch to commerstry to strong hai apni commerstry honours mein course bhi le liya admission admission lenay ke baad mujhe pata chalakaymestri kafi waast sabjekts hain yeh majaak nahiN chal raha hai jo apne jo jo reeta maare na main ne tesis number gaya ga tesis number gaya ga is pe bhi hamaare aik professor professor nahiN hoon school main teacher the hamaare jinho ne mujhe main pre boards main fail ho gaya tha kaymestri main aur physics main to fail kya ho gaya tha paper interos nahiN tha to munh hi nahiN kar raha tha reet aur mujhe tha boards main boards ka paper main mehnat kar ke dain gay naunhon ne mujhe bol dia ke tum zindagi mein kabhi борts mein paas nahi ho paoge maine kaha sar mein parha nahi hoon aisa nahi ke main parhta nahi main parh saktah hoon maine kaha main parh loonga борts se pehle unhon ne class ke saamne khoob sunaayi mujhe us time hamari aik girl friend thi unhon ke saamne sunna acha nahi lagta tha yeh go go aisa kaise bol rahe ho main is chakkar mein main laya tha yeh nineti nineti fourmaalyeh totka agar bharat ki shaksha biyosth mein aa jae gul friends ke saamne daatna nahin dikhti yeh nahin thi gul friend ke saamne daatna dikhti hai ke gul friend mein to daate gi na baat mein ke tum ne aisa kyu kah raha hai woh bhi aik problem thi aur woh kaafi hoshiyar thi parhai wadaee mein tojo bachey balkul aise yahan par blenderz laga ke chalte hain samne aise dekhen wo wala sim tha wo marks aage di main jab kemisty aakers mein deti hai edvayshan wahaan lib ep mein jana padata tha to laga ke yahan to nahin aarha samajh kuch dusri cheez mil gayi side cheez karne ko mil gayi politics acha maine kaha rajniti mein bachte hain dilli university bara shauk hai mujhe hamesha se rajniti karne ka ban gaya

Response: masTer freeshar kya hota hai? jaati aik hota hai na sab bachchon ke beech mein aik kmpydn se kara dete hain achcha sab bachchon ko mein batate hain ke yeh wala sab se bara namuna hai tmhare beech mein mera to dili nvsti mein admission nahin hua tha na kyunkay mein kamah nvsti ka topur tha par dili nvsti mein un sajan ne kamah nvsti ka naam nahin suna tha to unhein ne tohajj nahin diya to un ke register mein na meri nvsti ka naam hi I didn't exist


Input: hum ne tou suna hi nahin hai un ki khud ki hi hogi tab hi top kiya na mein tou ji woh ban gaye Master Fresher mere senior yeh beech mein jo President they un ke saath uthna baithna ho gaya sab ho gaya ek fest hua Crore Mail College mein is fest ki hosting mili mujhe woh aa rahay they Arena Band aa raha tha jo Rajesh Roshan sahab mein shayad is meinaain bund ke dejan arain hamare dost hain kya naam hai? dejan arain acha mujhe un ke naam nahin aata kya the? wohi rajsh rashn sahab hi insha Allah yeh jo bhi un ka bund hai woh bund aaya tha perform karne?tu mujhe tha ke hosting karun ga, main aise mic peh ja ke bolun ga, itna bachon ke saamne, pata hai nahi kea bolte hain hosting mein. kea yeh pehli baar tha mic ke saamne? nahi, mic peh to, jaise main school mein to karya sab kuch, school se bahar aane ke baad, yeh ab informal ho gaya, pehle sab kuch instructions di gayi hain, phir teachers are washing, to aap ko wahi karna hai jo bataya gaya hai, rehearsed hai woh, yeh to random di bol di, yeh lotu main kaha kiya karna hota hai hosting main kaha is ko intiados kar daina yahan ke bacha dance kar de ga yeh to sab apna talent le le ke aate hain na main poem sunata hoon main dance kar doonga main gaana ga doonga main guitar baja doonga aese kara char panch ko kuch nahi bola main ne poori hosting main jata tha stage main bolta tha kum aon kem siSab se taalim kertay thay aur main bolta tha please welcome nix aik aik banda ko bula kerta tha ke jo aata hai kar ley esa main ne puri raat baitha di woh kar ke main R N man ko interview kar raha tha woh gayatu yeh mota mota mujhe main ne KMC main yeh sab kar raha tha achha parha hi nahi karay main ne main lib nahi gaya achha chemistry honors karate hue main lib nahi jata tha shabash attendance mil rahi thi politics ki multi thi kuch to tees percent shayad se kuch achha attendance wahan se mil rahi thi ek saal main jo samajh main aagaya ke mujhe chemistry to nahi hota hai yeh to taf lag raha hai wahan ja raha hai mopaidhaan mere show mein jo ok hai us ke upar tab hi to dekha raha tha ke aur koi jo ok a sakta hai kya jo ok hai? pura aadhe ghante ka show hai mere paas thi hai achcha us ki badi behn aati thi na hero pak woh thi mere paas mere paas kehte deedi thi to main chalata tha us ko to ji phir jab samajh mein aagaya ke mashتي nahi ho payega to main kaha karte hain kuch aur karte hainpayar ap par poochhay kya payar ayay hain nahin mera aik friend udhar aya tha national law university lakhnau jargriz hamara dost protish to woh us ka direction hua tha us main to usay law kar ni thi jaanoun se bhi army main hi tha us nay basis bhi diay thay us kay huwa nahin tha to us nay kaha main law karunga to main nay us say poocha bhai kya hota hai law main kya system hai to parhayi hai ziada hai ke college kaisa hai to us nay kaha keh nah aik bhi harf parhna hainah koi mushkil parhai hai ek paper hai ek kitab bhej raha hoon universal ki guide aati hai is kitab ko chhaat le aaja main ne kaha yeh to theek lag raha hai bus pahunch gaya likhna wahan ja ke main ne dekha ke yeh to mere joke mein bhi hai ke paanch saal ka hori day package hai to yahan to kuch karna hai nahi hai koi parhai nahi hai kuch nahi hai aakhir din parhein ge paper de den gebas aise log kar li sar sara parh lia apna panch saalster khatam karay woh das saalster khatam karay wapas dili pahunch gaye aur kia kia in paat saalon mein? in paat saalon mein? lakhnawon mein mohabbat ki? thore din ishq kiya? hmm? ki? mujhe bahut mohabbat hoti hai achcha? bahut pahli bar kabhi? pahli bar raathwiin class mein hueeisi ladki tha jo bolta jisay lath khai isi ladki tha phir deliverystem hoi samne waale ko pata tha kya aapi ko pata tha nahin nahin pata tha sab ko pata tha sab ko pata tha mashallah paas paas ke schoolon ko pata thamain sirf apni mami ke saamne shareef ban kar raha hoon acha main bahut khandi ladkon main se hoon ke woh nahi hota jab baalak laast main jab koi aata hai to palat ke khara jata hai ke sar yeh matlub yeh sab theek hai aap pahunchne dijiye main aa gaya tha time se main ne bacha liyamain whala lakhka hoon ke main hoon ga is poori kam main hoon ga lekin main sab ko aisa dikhaunga ke main ne sab theek karnay aya tha main inwal nahi tha is par to raat ko nikal ke ban mukhar chai aashiyanah main tha humara college acha nahi tha hum log engineerin college ke chorahay pe jate the humara addha tha humara aashiyanah college aashiyanah main college tha aashiyanah Lucknow ka naya part hai to wahan sirf humara hi college tha acha.tu humaare hei tha woh loh kalej ka hei tha sab kuchh woh thaane waale ko pata thaay sare loh kalej ke laRke hain woh hamein bilkul pasand nahin karte thay kyunkay humaare ooper ke beech tu bahut hei kaandi thay hum to phir bhi bahut sharif thay un ke saamne plesmant mein nahin baithay ek to plesmant waise hi nahin aa rahi thi kalej mein kam hei aati nahin inwesti thi to mein phir beech tha to teen log humhum teen dost hum ne aisa decide kiya ke ek to kya tha na ke placement ke liye pehle photographer ki jaani thi humein jaana tha wahaan tak campus mein hamare ADMN block tak jaana tha hum ja ke photographer karane thee photographer karane thee dress mein white shirt, black suit, black pant aur black tie is mein humein fotoz karane theebaal baray baray rakhe thay bohot din se ke tie nahi thay jaise taisu ne adjust kar kisi se sheet manga shayad do hi tie thay ke sab mein barh jaayenge jis ka jab number aaye ga woh laga ke chala jaayega andar suit kisi ka pata nahi kot kis ka paint kis ki black socks bhi nahi are bhai are mujhe bata kiya hai yaar tu yeh sab pura ab treatment ke line mein lage photo photo karne ke liye ab bohot delay ho raha tha processhumain yeh tha ke nokri dene do to phrada phrada do, time nahi hai hamare paas, chhe vaisat karne hi nahi tum teen dost sab se pehle gaye, line mein lage, main andar gaya, main ne us ki lait check krawai achha, cameraman ki, main kaha main baith raha hoon mere se lait check kar lo, sab bachon ki foto achi aajaye gi, theek hai aur usi lait check mujhe aap meri foto kiyo gaye, wahi laga jana mere us pechhe gaye tum ne un ki lait check hoi aur main uth ke chteesrey jo hamarey dost mein un ko naam le rahay hain kyunkeh woh bohat achha kar rahey hain zindagi mein teesrey jo aaye unhon ne aake woh to jeans aur white shirt pehne ke aaye thay to unhon ne dekha sab dress mein aaye to unhon ne kaha rehney dety hain itna bhi zaroori nahi hai placement aur jo teesrey dost thay unhon ne kaha keh tumhari ho gayi photo mein ne kaha meri ho gayi is ki nahi ho gayi aey theek hai phir baad mein dekhtey aankhein karatey hain hum teenon nikley kalis keRaath ko wapis aaye to plesment ki jo hamari broshur thi is mein hamare foto hi nahi the hamare naam likhe hue the deikho is baat par hamein koi koi bhi laao form hamein is baat par nahi bhoola rahi hai jo plesment mein aake foto nahi khicha rahe hain woh port zaroor jaane wale hain bharkhane se to kya aap bhi plesment mein nahi baithe tab tak hamein pata chal chuka tha hamari sister tab tak select ho chuki thiway pi es si main toh hamain laga kah wardi toh ai pi es ban gayi nahin mil sakti haitu ab aiee peas bana jayega oh Kis stream main select hui? oh aieeer es indian revenue services tu wahan select hui hum ne kaha aiee peas banen ge dili aaye wapas wahi jo masla saath main the unhon ne apni taiyari shuru kar di hum ne apni kar di sare ais banne aaye sab aiee peas ki taiyari karen ge kuchh seniors hamare pichhle saal purana joj chal raha tha woh bhi hamen wahi mileto sab hi hamein dilli mein mile hain unhone kaha sab yeh hi hain aur koi kuch nahi kar raha hai sab AI ES banne wale sab AI ES banen ge bus phir unhone phir hum ne taiyaari wari kari bus phir kya hua thodi wahaan bhi yahi kara kah bus sochte rehete the ke haan kal se paka parents ki aur se kuch tha koi expectation koi dabaaohaan maulniyat tu ne yehi tha keh kuch to kri lo life mein plus jab lau kar rahe the to unhon ne tha keh bhai practice to kri len ge haan mein bohat clear keh practice nahi karni mujhe acha mere bus ki nahi hai roz dhoop mein chakkar karna aur woh sab matlab jo waqt ki proper treat hai kyunkay aap ko waqt mein ja ke pata jalta hai na keh woh jo bari vid dikh raha hai aisi nahi ho rahi waqt meinis mein bohot struggle hai shuru ke do teen saal toh bilkul hee kuch nahi pata hai aap ko kya chal raha hai bek ground kuch hai nahi hamara kisi ko hum jante nahi hai dilli mein ke hum aake bol dein ke chacha ji hamein sikha do kuch kar do toh main aey yaar wada nahi karenge kaam toh kuch bada he karenge yeh toh pura kaleeji karega wada toh toh hum kuch bada kaam karenge aise toh nahi kar sakte hum sab seem kaise ho sakte hai toh hua baji mein rehta hai dimaag bahutmujhe lag gaye gulzar sahib mere haath achha ravi paar kitab mil gayi kahin se to ravi paar mili thi ya pata nahin konsi bhi le thi nahin ravi paar to main ne baad main parhi bahut koi se to kitab mil gayi thi mujhe main ne kaha yeh to bahut shaandar cheez hai jo yeh hai saara time phir mera unhen parhne main jata tha ke ishq mashriq sahib ki kitab shayad isi saal aai thi gustaagul saara gayogi un ki kitab phir to main ne kaha ab to yahi parha jaayegashaahar to main hoon yeh sab parh ke lag raha hai ke main shaahar mein kar sakta hoon main bhi likh sakta hoon acha likh sakta hoon phir main ne likha acha bohat waahiyat likha to raat ko to acha lagta tha to subah uth ke parhte mein kya likha hai is ka kya matlabne yeh kahani kahin ja rahi hai ne koi matlab tha us kriketr ka koi sans nahi thi na kuch matlab parhai aisaa phir jo ek dam se lagta hai ke main bhi kar doongaa bachpan mein cricket mein lagta tha ke main to bowlar ban hi jaunga kuch nahi to ji phir saara aadha dimaag issi mein rehi hai iss chakkar mein taiyari bhi nahi hui do saal tak hi karte rahe bus phir group logon ko samajh mein aa gaya tha vaisay to ke nahi hona phir yeh bhi tha tashnayu pee pee see nahin dein ge dein ge yu pee es see baneyin ge aayi pee es see es stata stata mein nahin jain ge bara kaam hai pata nahin kia damaagh tha pakal pan aap soch ke lagta hai ke agar abhi yeh bai chaand nah hua hota to main shayad aap mere khayal mein baithe hote hain aur main kuch kar raha hoon kisnas pata nahin kia damaagh sochta rehta thaab tak umr kitni ho gi hogi? chubees shadi ka koi dabao tha? dabao ais sach nahin hai dekho dabao to pichhle teen saal mein maan baap ne rang se bolna shuru kar raha ho ga kyunkay is se pehle to kon hi ladki deta?jab kuch kar hai nahin rahe hain سپوت hamaray to kahan ja ke bolen ke unhen pet mein aa jayun kahan bolen ge un ko ja ke bola hai nahin kuch khas pasle teen saal se bol rahe hain kar lo to kovvid ne bacha li do saal to meri acha nahin hai karne ki abhi phir hai un ka hai ke jaldi se kar lo yeh kar loMera hai ke kar len ge yaar main Amrit Dhari Pritam Ji ke bhi kitab parh raha tha is main ek bohat pyari line thi ke patee bane se pehle premi banana bohat zaroori hai to main kaha yeh line bohat achhi lag gayi hai pehle premi bana jayega kitab main likha hai? Kitab main likha hai Amrit Dhari Pritam Ji ke kitab main likha hai aur premi un se ziyada kehta hai kon bataey ga patt na main ne kaha to bas pehle premi bana jayega phir hum patt banenge to aap is main kitna time lagta haiphir yeh aise se, mere aise se khayaal hai, main aisa palt jata hoon, mere zindagi ke thought badal jatay hain, mere aise se aik line achi lag jati hai to restaurant bhi khola baithe mein aik acha? to kab? aik dost hua karte the hamare, unhon ne bola ke kyoon nah hum restaurant hi khol layn, un ka bhi nahin ho raha tha, unhon ne bhi taiyaari ki thi restaurant hi khol letay hain, didi se bola didi restaurant khol letay haindeedi ne bola ke khol le ja pirnents ko nahi bata to us ke baare mein acha aise karte karte teen mahine mahana teen char mahine mahana wesT ke acha phir woh bhi band ho gaya us woh time tha mere life mein jab mujhe laga ke yaar mein ho gaya hoon fail ab mein ne bohot zyada cheezon mein time wesT kar liya ab mein time wesT karne ke liye bhi nahi raha hai mere paas koi option to phir mein bohot lua mein raha us time par bohot din roya bhi bohotphir kafi dinon mein theek thaak ho gaye paath chhe mahine typs mein mujhe laga ke ab mein apne us ko wahi mein ne dil se kaha dhond lana khushi le aaye ga ham toh gumein us ko nahi hai koi baat nahi ab ham us par likhna chalo karte hain mein ab acha bahut acha yeh banunga shayar shayar banunga wahin par se shayar kia kehte hain un ko short stories yeh sab yeh sab us time mein parhi bhi bahut us time par likhni chalo kar dikoi tha ab mund ki baatein bataane ko bataata hoon facebook pe page banaaya gaya ek dead poets jester naam ka achha khud hi banaaya us pe paanch chhe nazmein hum ne daali hum ne nahin pata nazm aur ghazal mein farq kya hota hoon hum ne bas do word suneete is time to hum ne kaha yeh to ajeeb si lag rahi hai is mein to reader nahin hai to yeh nazm ho jaayega to hum ne kaha yeh nazm likhen ge hum ne paanch chhe nazmein daaliis mein se aik achi thi kyunke hamari dadi guzri tabhi tabhi to maine kaha ye to dadi ko pahli khete aik amma naam tha us ka amma bolte the dadi ko hai kahin to dhundne pade ga ho sakti hai dhund len ge towoh main ne phir woh dhunkee lagti thee main kyunkay woh emotionally bohat hote hain ummah ke ke haath aati thee to woh ho jata tha to bas woh achhee thee baqi jo paanch chhe lakhay hain to mere saare dosto ne aur college ardo ne mujhe andar hindar paagal likh lia hai kar dia hai paagal ek kya likhta raha tha isay alag se page bana ke palo bhi kar lia hum ne beena baat tophir laga ke chalo bhai ab bara nahi karna life main ab chhap chhaap naukri pe chalte jaise duniya jati hai jaise tum bhi uth ke chalo tum koi alag aadmi nahi ho tumhare mand main tum alag aadmi ho tum ho nahi chhap chhaap apna basta uthao naukri karo tees pe tezra rupe a jayenge mahina ka kharcha aise hi nikal jaye jaise duniya ka nikalta hai kare ji phir practice kare acha la main wapis la main wapis phir practice kare woh kaisa tha exapiAate hi nahi the kuch jo aata tha woh tayyari karne ke time mein bhool gaye to seekhta tha roz poochta tha sar se ke sar batao is mein kya kar raha hai argu kya argu karne ko nahi dete koi bhi to supreme courtio mein the hamare senior acha acha prepare karte the nahi woh practice karte the woh lo to un ke junior the main un ke niche tha to case ko prepare karne mein jo bhi help hogi start mein to main wahi sab karta tha ke ja kevak ovr le lo sorry hai phr se vak ovr bol dia main ne paas ovr le lo main ne quet main vak ovr bol dia tha ghalti se ja ke paas ovr le lo aur phr karen hum ne aik start up main job woh start up jo tha woh thro thro aya aya mere paas pahuncha aur apne aap hi nahin aati koi cheez ki apne aap hi aati hai aap ke paas koi cheez un se main ne baat baat kri ke haan ji des job thi loyts ke bech ka hi kaam tha to main ne kaha kar doonga jimujhe aaye ga unhon ne kaha ham aap ko 35000 tak de den ge tak 35000 de den ge basically tu main ne kaha main sab kuch kar dun ga aap ke liye jo aap keho 35000 rupe de do ge aap ke liye main ne kaha de do yaar matalab main to pure delete small loon ga tumhari jo main start up tumhara small loon ga aur batao kya karna hai tumhari gadi badi subah saaf karun ga jo kehoge karun ga phirab tab tak doston ke saath hi reh rahe the phir flat le ke phir independent ho wa phir tees hazar ki garmi thi hai bade aadmi ho gaye na phir wapas se ek din se ho gaya na main aa gaya ISMAI Day back in the game back in the game phir nahi madhi thi nahi kiya karta rahte the ya yeh karta kya tha Start Up yeh Start Up basikli Doctors ke liye na aise lawyers ke liye lawyers ke liye to sar phir hum nebara funny tha mujhe calls aate the case ke to mera kaam basically yeh tha ke main kis area se call aaye ga mujhe mujhe un ka case sunna hai accha aur phir un ke budget mein best possible lawyer utha ke unhein aap se connect kar aake phir un ki jo bhi dates aai gi mujhe un se baat karni hai ke bhai kyaar house date pe kya hai aur bhai apne tumhein yeh papers hamare wakil saheb ke wahan bhejo fulani jagah ghar hai un ka main mediator tha un ke liye ka kaam mujhe interesting bhi bohat laga to maine kaha mujh aaye ga phir aane lage mujhekya shandar fon aate the mujhe aisa redm li fon bajaye ke halo wakeel sahab mar raha hai mujhe bohat ziyada yeh mein ne kaha rahe mere se kya matlab hai aik aisi baat bol kar fon rakha diamain baaba son kar raha hoon woh utha rahi raha hai main ne kaha kon se shahar main kis ne kis ko peta ke mujhe kyu pata chal raha tha phir aise fraad bhi hote the is main ke humare saath aise saaiber kraym ho gaya bataiye saaiber ke bare main aap kya keh na chah(te) hain kya keh jaan(te) hain to woh chah raha tha ke woh mujh se hi aise baat kar(te) kar(te) mere hi paise loot le to main ne usse bataaya ke meri pahli salary aayi nahi haitu mere ek aakaund main jaana mat ab bahat pusta ho gaye tum kuch chor ke jaao ge le ke kuch nahi ja paoge bas aise aate rahte the phon faltoon ke phon bhi aate the acha hai ye hum ne kiya kuch teen saarh teen mahine phir wahan wali nokri band ho gayi wahan start up band ho gaya start up band ho gaya oh unh ki jo funding aarahi thi woh aah hi rahi thibas aaney wali tha haan main ne ek din poochh lia ke kahin tik gi hai mujhe bata do kahin se utha main band ho gaya start up woh naukri gayi phir tab tak main open mykes karne lag gaya tha woh kaise shuru hua yeh isi start up se pehle main ne ek woh de thi Gulzar sahab ki kitab ke baad haan matlab us ke baad main wohi likhta toh rehta tha kuch kuch kuch kuch feas book pe main fany status kuch bhi daal deta tha kuch kuch jo line aayi munfneey aagaya fneey daal dia siiras aagaya siiras daal dia kisi ka shiir achchha lag gaya to woh daal kar is ke neechay un ka naam likh dia yehi feis bukuk stataas hote thay to kya likh do ke feis bukuk pe to mujhe stand up kaamyuniTi ke friend tha main kalyj taimz jab yuTiib tha ham pe tab bhi ham ne mashaaerah bhi diskor kiya stand up bhi diskor kiya ab shuruu shuruu mainjo log viral hoey thay jo viral jo 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main dekhne wala kyu banunga bade aadmi kar ke hain ge pehle tha ke dekh lete hain phir mujhe liya ke kar ke dekh lete hain kya ho gaya kya hogi bhai ajat hi to ho jayen ge itne saal se kya ho rahe hain bhai ajat hi ho rahe hainchaar paanch saal ho gaye college paas aao roz be ejat hi ho rahe hain kuch ek paisa nahin kamaya yeh teen mahine ki salary hai yeh mushkil tha main ne kaha dekho ejat to kuch khas hai nahin ab aur saath ke jo larkay unhone waqalat shuru kar rahi thi college se nikalte ab un ke waqalat jam chuki hai to woh bhi thore se apni formal shirts apni pend ke andar daalte hain aur woh bhi agar kahin milte hain to aise kar lete hain ek baar phir kya ehsas jo beech mein kuch sammujhe sirf pata nahin mere andar aik confidence tha ke main kuch to kar loonga jab wahaan se aake jab head boy banay hein to yeh bhi ho hi jata huga kuch bus yeh nahin pata pata kya karon kahan jaoon talent bhi pata tha ke hai buddhi bhi sharp hai yeh bhi hai koi cheez sikhaey ga to seekh bhi 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