Input: doosra yeh tha ke yeh tha kar lain ge suit figure out kar lain ge khud hi kar lain ge itna kuch nahi hai salah bhi aisa nahi salah mangi nahi bahut logon ne salah mangi salah man hi nahi bahut logon ne khud se bhi di woh mili nahi so hamain lagta tha ke aisa matlab tum ne tum neye tum ne chaar din ke achhe ham se ji li hai to ham ko chhota dukha hai tumhein nahi pata main chaar haram ziyada parh rakhe tum ke yeh wali ego bhi aati thi kabhi bhi plus kiya tha jo dostoN ka kore group hai jo aik dosre ke liye hain hi khare hi hainsaare филier the tu aapas mein tu hum jite jate the na raat ko aapas mein tu ek dusre ko bataate the na kahay rahe hain tu kya baat kar rahe bhai tera nahi ho ga kuch to kaise duniya mein kisi ke liye nahi ho ga tu woh sahara bhi tu tha hi na do aur филier ki taraf aap ko le jata tha lekin wapas nahi le jata tha seem day mujhe bai chaans ka inves la flip ka mail aaya hoa tha achha kah chaar minute ka support agar agar intrested aap sham ko chhe baje a jaana kuchwoh raha hum yahan reject hue, yahan cyber ap ki building thi thore door, aaye gaon dekhte aate hain kahin ho raha hai yahan pe, chala gaya main, koi chh sau rupe lagte the is time pe, char minute karne ke, dene padte the, dene padte the, acha, milte nahi the, nahi, open mic main shuru main paisa dene padte the, okay, teen sau rupe ap ki fees thi, okay, aur aik open milta tha teen sau rupetu das jo naye larkay hain jinhen karna hai naye larkay larkiyan aayen ge agar aap ko karna hai to das woh log das apne saath le kar aayen ge tab ja ke to chalis bharen ge na bees log kyunkay jo perfarmer hai woh to dusre perfarmer par nahi hazai ga woh ego ki wajah se nahi woh yaad kar raha hai apnamujhe aagla jaana hai to woh sun bhi nahin raah woh kya bol rahaa hai agar woh sun bhi sun bhi leta hai to woh agar usne pehlay perform kar diya to woh apni perform analyse kar rahaa hai kya dekhen aik problem hoti hai is liye saath mein jo bande aate they teen jinnat people jinhein woh hastay they jo mere saath koi thaa nahin nahin laaye ja rahi haibri khuubsurat lagti hai bas jab gari ke saamne aati to bahut bire haal hote hain yahan hain kya? ziyada hain kya? itni ziyada nahi hai hamari taraf nahi hain to gaya main sar kisan iss sab se darta hai woh kheet mein yeh jungli simmer to sar us ke baad bus gaye hum stage mein gaye chaar minute karne tha chaar minute mein maine shayadteen ya chaar laf liye achhe laf yeh kab likha ga kaun sar kuch nahin likha tha is mein se main ne main ne yahi bataya ja ke soot pahen ke gaya tha interview dene pahen laga rakkha tha main ne pahli laain jati hai boli main ne kaha dekh kar lag raha hai bahut chheenogy kar ta hoon main ne kaha main kuch nahin kar ta main taiyaar ho ke aaye hoon apne ghar se be ajjuon ne ghara gaya aur main aise hi hans hans ke bolay ja raha tha main freshman tha apne aap ki mazaq urraaneNahiin ga yaar kuch ho hi nahiin raha main UPSC ki taiyaari kar raha tha phir us ke oopar pata nahi kya jok bole main ne do teen char jok aisi kuch bolta raha ho gaya mujhe jo aankhein manager the woh ab mere manager hain jo kainals ke manager the achcha unho ne bola ke bhai tum nechreli bohat nechral laga mujhe tera aik to karne aage bhi tu main ne kaha theek hai kar lain ge aage bhi kar lia agla spot dia unho ne paanch minute kaphir aagli baar diya unho ne paanch minute ka nawaid aayephir aise paanch paanch minit karaao ga kuchh chhe mahina banaya material us time likha phir khub woh phir mujhe maza nahi lagaa main ne kaha yeh kitni badiya jaab hai ya jo bhi hai yeh kitni badiya cheez hai to mazaak urra sakte ho main bahut dilkush insaan hoon mujhe bahut mazaak urrane mein aur mazaak apne oopar urwaane mein to main ne kaha yeh karein ge phir dere dere seekha jo pay raiting kaise hoti hai kaise call back kaise kehte hain kyapata nahi chhota sa chhota sa master class dijiye mujhe chhota sa master class aap ko dijiye matlab mein basikli jo mein daigest type ki commitee maksim karta hoon daigest enkedotl commitee hoti hai enkedotl is mein mein apne qisa suna raha hoon aap ko ab mein kuch kuch part mera ab observationl commitee bhi hota hai beach mein woh kya hota hai mein abzor kar ke kya cheez aap jaise mera dubai ka ek set hai is mein woh abzroyAnekdoot bhi hai woh ke aik qissa mere saath yeh hua tha balkay us mein observation jokes hain ke for a person like me who went to Dubai for the first time us ke saamne faraari aayi aur main soch raha hoon ke us ke engine meinkeh anjan mein kahaaN peh kya laga hua agar jo is airayon mein mein dekh raha hoon wahaan dag gaya is ki kyunkah mujhe nahiin pata farari bhai hum ne to fiction mein to dekhi hai hum ne to aisi se kuch observation kya observations ki mein ne keh boorch kaleefa ke neeche kadro gay ek cheez dekh ti hai oqaat keh yeh bohat jata hoon chahiyeh hum ab bhi nahiin hai paise mein se aisa lagta hoon india mein baith ke tumhein lagta hoon keh paise mein dobara ja ke samajh mein aajata hoon kuch hi nahiin haiaap aik story ko phroute ho gaye aap yahan se nikle is story se phir aap ne aik sagway liya aise ghoom ke aap wapas isi jagah peh aagaye to teen char joke extra joke mar ke phir aap wapas wahiin aagaye to aise kar kar yeh sab seekha phir us pe likhna chalo gaya phir phir main bus ruka hi nahi din ke teen open mic kar rahe haindili garhngaahuo nauida roz jaa rahe hain achha aur dili mein play ground committee studio khula baneeta humaara dost hai baneeto pri aur unhein khula un ke haathon mein parha hi rehta tha isi matlab mein tha main soo kahool doonga do bajay ka show daal doonga khol doonga aur us waqt khud hi pamphlet baatata tha bahar ja ke ke aisay log jaa rahe hain hum ne kaha chhutkalay soona woh fraternity ghoom raha hai ke nahin sunnayphir mehgi kha raha hai us ke paas phir chhuplay pri kaf shay aan jaate thein unhein le aate the khuch paanch chh log jaate the ham stage par chadh jaate the paanch chh log bahut hain sim joke(char) bajay phulqal ho raha hai pagal ho gaye un log sim joke chh bajay koi nahin hai sa hai to baithay hain ke yeh acha hai ki bara haiphir aath baju dobara drive ho raha hai sim joek ab aadhe log nase hai to ab bahut ziyada confusion badh gaya hai ke yaar ye samajh nahin aarhe logon ko ke aadha pahni hai ke kya hai isi game main saal suwa saal nikla gaya to ghar main kuchh batana pada deedee ka pata tha dono dinon ko pata tha badi sister ko to pura hi pata tha kyunke jaise pahle din karne kya to us din video le kar aaya tha achcha woh video laine ke paiseaur paisay de inhon ne to bataya ke inhon ne ja ke video dekha ke di dekho yeh kar gaya hun phir inhon ne bataya ke main angiz kontinishnali kar raha hun kar raha hun aaye bhi woh aik do show pe aaye bhi jab main aaja ghanta karne laga tha tab to inhon ko pata tha phir parents ko chhah mahine bad bola ke abhi main kuch kar raha hun aik baar yeh kar lenay do kar ke Dekh lenay do is baar main paka waqat karne chala jaoonga aur kuch nahi karunga lifebas phir ho gaya is mein ho gaya to phir kuch bolna hi nahin para pehli baar mashoor kab mahsus kya? mashoor kab mahsus kya? main ne to isi din kar lia jis din mere do sau ticket bhi gaye the pehla show dala tha ek June do jaar bees do jaar bees? nainasanis aprail mein video daali thi kya hota hai na aap internet par viral ho sakte ho aap ke virality hone ke baad konverjan hota hai ya nahi game woh hai mujh se aap ko meri video achi lagi hai aap bahut achche hain par kya aap meri nexus video ka wait karo ge ke aap ko main itna achcha lagya gaya ke aap paanch sau hazar rupe kharch kar ke mujhe dekh rahe hain aur milne aate hainaur jab bhi koi aurdin aap ka show dekhne aati hai na woh event far deyn aisa nahi ke ghar se nikle doodh le ke waapis aagaye woh apne saare doston ko batayenge hum ne ticket liya hai rishte daroon ko batayenge woh poore din subah sochein kya pahnna hai kya nahi pahnna hai kiss time pahunchana hai kya khana hai event far deyn to kya itna doge mujheagar word ho gaye to hi hai kuch baat warna views to kisi kuch cheez ke aa sakte hain internet hue woh to ji si bi ke khajai ke bhi hain hai na to phir jab main pehla show daala tha main dilli mein saut ex mein daala tha to woh us ke do sau tikkat bigay do sau seat daali thi do sau tikkat bigay woh khicha kuch aik chhat pe badi aisa naya naya room khula tha woh chhat penaam nahin aata raha mujhe kya woh khola tha unhon ne is pe bhriya us din laga tha ke ya mujhe agiya do sau log dekhnay aaye ghar se aur sab bhi keh rahe hain ke mujhe apni waxing video chatting video lagta hai aur aur video nikalo aap mujhe lag raha hai aur to material nahin hai mere par yeh to ek ghanta banana parega bhi jo bhi hai apni aardin mein kirad alag tareekay se behif karta hai yeh mujhe is time pata chalaachha aap ke fans jab aap ki audience jab aap ki jab audience ban jaaye jab aap ko dekhne aate hain log they are way more different than everybody's audience mixed sitting together in a comedy club that's way different aap ke jokes automaticallyaap ki riidm woh samajhte hain, aap kitni bhi tez bolo ge woh pakar le gaye ge is baat ko kyunkay unho ne aap ka woh tariqah aata hai un ko, woh releyt ziyada karte hain aap se kuch wakil bahut aaye the is show mein kyunkay saund eks mein rehte hain wakil to woh log releyt karte hain jin ladkon ke chesh pah bahut baal hain woh aake mujhe bol rahe hain ke bhai deekho mere bhi bhai se is se baal hai yeh sab ko ab reyleshang ab woh ban gaya hai kuch konnecshan ban gaya hai baiskiliwoh sab cheezen main bohat achi lagi tab se hi mujhe lag gaya tha ke main woh to gaya hoon kuch phir tickets continuous bikte rahe hain phir hum ne hum ne india tour daala india tour ke hum ne bohat sare states main daala bangalor daala ahmedabad daala cheni daala kolkata daalatu har jagah jab tickets biknay lagay main laga kah bilkul woh jo exactly kisi ko chahiye hota hai woh mujhe qosmat ne plate main proze ke diya hai tu lay ai that kah ab is main kitni bhi mehnat lag jaye main thak nahi sakta tu woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai sar mujhe pata nahi main kab dhang se soya tha main hoi main sadak pe hoon main hawa main hoon phir main hoon nin bahut priesis ho gayipareeshis to ho gayi yahan sar phir mujhe lagta hai wohi baat hai na saari keh stainis saal to jiwan ke suya tha na kuchh kar to nahi rehte hum kisi bhi time so jaate the kisi bhi time utth jaate the rawan ne kaha aap lo aap lo to aur aisa bhi nahi hai ke matlab be-na kaam karne wala aadmi jo aadmi kaam nahi karta woh so ke thak ja raha haiduniya kafalim kar raha hai ke yeh kya yaar yeh ghra theek nahin hai are tu uttha nahin aath ghnTe se ghra theek hai woh to aisi harkatiyan main ne ki hain is ke baad agar main yeh tchi shikayatiyan karun ke mujhe nein nahin mil rahi hai to mujhe chhata lene chahiye mere moh pe jaisa bhi hai bahut acha hai balKul faris klass chal raha hai aur aisa bhi nahin ke nein balKul nahin mil rahi hai chhe ghnTe to soui jate hain woh tikroN mein kabhi panch sau gey phir

Response: main soch hi raha tha main ne kaha pata nahi kyun koi bhi nahi talk raha to aisa weekend mile ga matlab week day weekend hota hai na hamara to main ne jo meri pahli kahani thi radio ki diwali ki raat main ek line thi


Input: keh ab main hotel ke itne kamron mein rehne lag gaya hoon keh jab hotel aata hai main aata hoon to lagta hai keh ghar aa gaya haan sunaya hoti hai main ne bhi ek line likhi thi sagar apne ge us mein use karta hai us ko keh mere hasti ki nai din shahron mein barh gayi ek ghar banane ki khawahish mein zindagi hotelon mein kar gayi to yeh main ne suni aap ki yeh kahani bhi suni main ne yeh line bhi suni aur bilkul yeh sach mein hi hota hai hotel matlab aap lagao na keh mujhe mujhe bangahmd abad ke major sitiz bata raha hun, kalkata mumbai, mumbai to matlab had kyunkeh mumbai mein shoes ke alawa bhi jata hun baqi kaam ke liye, shoot out ke liye, wahan mein utha hun matlab I know the entire staff of those hotels mein aise intar karta hun jaise mein apne purane kisi hostel ke logon se mil raha hun ke kya haal hai bhai, aray bhai kaise ho sab ko janta hun mein in ko, aise mein itna familiar ho gaye haintu wo sach baat hai itna trial karne ke baad hi hoti hai apne automaticaly room bhi seem hi leta hun ab to main lekin wahi wala room khol do mera jo hai taake ghora hi lage wo bilkul exactly rehta to life to interesting hai ye bus mujhe ek hi chez lagta hai itna trial karte hain aur main kisi sheher mein nahi ghoom aaj tak bas ek wo lagta hai ke mujh se koi puchhe ke have you been to all these cities aaj kal instagram par kuch chal raha hai haveseem he ye seem he awaaz itnee baar repeat hoti hai gaon mein beath ke kyunke sab pe seem bike hai sab log sab se kaifi bike uthaate hain sab ki seem awazen nikalti hain seem sadak pe chali hain seem jagah se toot ti hain seem tarah ki tootne wali awazen nikalti hainaaj bahot mahoul ho gya hai bhai ghar ka khana kha ke teen chai phi li hain bahot mahoul ho gya hai mere liye aaj agar kal chhuti na hoti to kal kaam na kar pata main ameer kab mahsous kia kabhi bhi nahi lekin freedom to spend money is you want abhi tak woh mail stone penty fifthousand rupe ka tha hammain ummeed karta hoon ke yeh aana shuru ho gaya paisa to mere paas aana shuru ho gaya pahle kuch june, july, august, september chaar mahine jo shows kie ek ke baad jo us waqt YouTube se bhi aaya pahla jo check aate hain YouTube se jo account mein aata hai aap ka woh aaya ab june maan lete hain june 2019 se jab paisa aaya to aate hain woaik bahut bara amount mujhe aik bahut bara amount mujhe ke aik mahine mein itna paisa a raha hai aap ke pas to mein tha ke itna to saal ka EM tha kabhi agar kaalt bhi kar raha hota to yahi package milta is se zyada to nahi mil sakta tha phir us ke baad woh amount barhta hi chala gaya aik time a gaya ke ab toab aik time aaya jab mujhe yeh pata chal gaya hai ke now my craft my this one hour or two hour stand up bit jo main ne likh rakhi hai yeh to machine hai paise shapne ki to mere upar hai mujhe kitna kaam karna hai kitne paise kamane jis din mun kare ga us din show dal doonga show karne chala jaoongatu kuwaid se pehle pehle tak main apne account main kaafi aamanaton se bahut saari aamanat tha ke mujhe log daun se praablam nahi hai ke log daun ho gaya hai to mujhe agle das saal ki bhi praablam nahi thi mujhe yeh tha ke koi road nahi hai aftar det to san bilkul hi change ho gaya phir to ab to mujhe ab to meri craft mere paas hai ab to meri audience hai na mere paas to jitna main kaam karna chaahun ga itne main kamaal hoon ga aik time ke baad yehaap ko pata hai ke aap aisa kharch nahi kar sakte aap kyunkay aap ki buddhi ke buddhi ka jo safir hai jitna woh ho sakta hai is main jo maximum shauq pura karna hai woh bhi is ke itne se parts ho jayega to main is ka kuch nahi kar sakta to now I have entered into the field of investments jis ka mujhe aayi bhi nahi thatuanvasment mein aise karta hoon ke koi mujh se aake bolta hai ke woh bohat achi jagah hai wahan par yeh cheez le lenay chahiye main kaha kaghaz le ao sign kar doon dekh kar nahin aoonga kuch nahin karoonga to mera koi mere paas kisi bhi account ka mere paas woh nahin hai access nahin hai sab rewaid bhai ke paas hai kuchkoi transfer aaj tak nahi mujhe app nahi chalani aati woh to papa ghar pe bhi agar paise bechna hai to rouhid bhai ko phone karna padta hai ke bech deje woh aapas mein kar leta hai jo bhi karna hai to bas mujhe yeh pata hai mere paas hai ab is se oopar uthe hain paise nahi dekha jata hai woh aik hi kuch bhi kar lein kya koi aisifaizikal ya matiral aspiyrishnz thi jo puri ki ya kiya thi woh ek mehngi gaadi li ya mehngi gaadi li to ais sach ek cheez gaadi ki thi woh bhi endiwar thi bachpan se ek gaadi jo dekhi thi woh endiwar thibolat ka shauq papa ki wajah se to pehle tractor socha tha main ne papa refuse kyun bhi zaroorat nahi hai kyunkay ab bohat sare log bohat sare ladke gaon mein yeh kaam karte hain ke they have their tractor aur wahi wahi qaray pe unhain joot ke chalte hain papa wagaira ki bhi umar ho gayi ab koi matlab nahi hai tha ek woh tha bolt poocha aap ne kya woh moment ki ab hum kar sakte hain afford kya hum kharid sakte hainnhein main ne aaj tak papa isey pochha nhein kiya mulat ka aana is ko unhon ne kis tarah se dekha unhon ne yeh chinta nhein hui ke yeh ura de ga paise ya I think main matlab manta hoon yeh main pehle bhi kahin bol chuka hoon ke jab lakshmi ane lagte hain kuch nhein bolte hain mere liye is family ka lekin yeh bura nhein maan jaye kuch aur nhein jaye is ko papa ne smjhaaya hai ke thora dhyan se rakhna aisa nhein kar jayemaiK Taison ka maneger ne us ka saath dhokha kar diya tha mere maneger mujh se koi dhokha nahin kar raha hai mujhe pata hai main kun ke saath kaam karta hoon kya hai aur unhen yeh bhi nahin pata kitna paisa hai kya hai but they know keh itna to hai keh he is doing well to ab pahle un ka tha keh they ask me keh wahi mujhe thora sa kuch do lakh rupe ki zaroorat haijab main janta tha kah aik aij group kay jis baat roll reverse ho chuka hai ab ab woh kuch hain aur main baap hoon lateef se nahin lekin ab main is tarah se pooch raha hoon woh mujh se pooch rahe hain kah bhai humein zaroorat hai agar hoon toh dhalwa deena mang nahin rahe yeh kaam important nahin hai yeh kaam chorra ja sakta hai lekin ho sakta hai toh ho bhi sakta hai toh main ne kaha ji piita ji ho jaye ga kara diya ghoom raha hoon nahin sirapnay logoN mein matlab jo meray balKul khaas hain un mein mein kabhi kabhi jis cheez se naaraaz hota hoon woh mein bol deta hoon raat mein aik darmiyan do bajay ke ab mujhay yeh waali cheez thori woh lagi bar ais sach ghumand balKul nahin aaya kyunkay mujhay personal aisay lagta hai ghumand aur naa ais insan mein aata hai jo hamesha se bara nahin hotaise kuch cheez mil jane ke baad realise hota hai ke haan yeh mujhe chahiyee thi aur mujhe mil gai aap ko btaya hum hamesha to bara aadmi to main apni class mein head boy tha na tum ne bachon se bara tha na daig tha na mere paas to main hamesha to bara aadmi tha jab main ne yeh bhi kar lia to main ne kuch extraordri nahi kiyahaan haan mujhe itna to karna hi tha is mein kya hai boli wud ki aik picture to kar ke dekni thi is mein kya hai to woh dimaag mein back of the mind chalta hai to is liye ghumand nahi aaya secondly mujhe personally bohat bohat achey se yeh baat pata hai ke audience ki wajah se main hoon meri wajah se audience nahi hai mujhe koi bhi replace kar sakta hai audience is ke paas chaley jayenge jesi main replace hoon ga to mere paas ghumand karne koi point nahi hai main abhi ghumand karun gi mere toh itney tiket bikte hain yeh hota haiaik minut lage ga aik minut lage ga literally mujhe aik meri bey wukufi jo meri bey wukufi hogi bhi nahi gilti se bhi ho sakta hai kabhi kuch ho jaye ga aik cheez aap ko khatm kar de gi to hamare nomn kuch nahi hai khush aadmi hai mujhe koi farq nahi padta ke sab se achhe se baat karta hoon mere jo close log hain unhein pata hai ke mujhe kis cheez ka kabhi kabhi kya lag jata hai woh unhein paise bhi pata chal jata hai mere beena bole bhi tab hiTu agar un se aap kabhi akele kuch ho gaye ke ghaman daakay to woh kahen ge bohat badtameez aate hain lekin main sirf is clause main hun kyunkay un ke saath nahin hota insaan to hun hi na kuch cheez to buri lagay gi aisa thore mein pataar gaoon ga mujhe bhi farq hi nahin padta bahar main kahin kuch nahin hoon main balakul naql tha aur gumnaami se darte hain? Nahin lagta hai wapas karloon ga kuch aur karloon galagta to hai ke yeh khatm ho jaye ga ya phir lekin kahin na kahin yeh bhi lagta hai ke ab to gumnaam nahin hoon ga rehnon ga to hi bas kitna naam hogaa aur kitna naam nahin hogaa woh wali baat hai aur yeh itna kar ke yeh bhi pata chal gaya ke kitna bhi kar lo kam hai is par ek limit to honi hi chaahiye ke tum isay sochte rehoke ke nahin abhi to mujhemujhe Trevor Nawaz se bhi ziyada bara stander mujhe nahi banana kisi se bara artist nahi banana mujhe jitna main hoon itna hi bara mujhe bas apna kaam karte rehna hai kitna bhi scale tak mujhe le jaye kitna bhi scale tak mujhe wapas le aayemujhe wohi rehna hai kyunkay ab is ki koi limit nahi hai agar maine is par sochna chalo kiya kuch to karna hai woh karna hai yeh karna hai to phir is ki phir to yeh wale yeh siyari chhat par laati hai na to khatam ho jati hai chhat par aa jate hain is ki chhatri nahi aayegi kabhi charhta hi chale jayenge phir ab aur aise aise junoon ka kya fayda jis se sukoon milta hi nahi to itna bhi nahi chahiye mere ko to chalo gumnaami ka koi darwar nahi hai kuch nahi to kuch to karloonyeh jo stand up ki duniya hai is ko kaise aap dekh rahe hain india mein jaise evolve kar rahi hai I think hum sab seekh rahe hain how to be a stand up comedian hum sab hum sab hi roz naya try karte hain hum roz hi koshish karte hain ke humain is heart form ke wire mein sab ko har baar kuch naya pata chalta hai ke achaaik cheez se main thora sa dukhi hoon ke bohat sarey log jo wairal hone chahiyay thay woh nahi hue hain pichhle do teen saalon mein kyunkay last wairal wairal insan jis ka convergence hua hai edactive ke woh gujral tha mere baad aya tha just chhe mahinay baad us ki video aayi thi bohat sarey ladkay hain jo jo kar rahey hain is se ziyada dazerb kartay hain bohat sari ladkiyan hain jo to bohat ziyada dazerb karti hain is se jo inhin mil raha haitu us se main thora sa dukhi hoon kay woh cheez ziyada honi chahiye aur us ka reason yeh hai kay India mein comedy clubs ka culture nahin ban paaya abhi tak India mein audience artist ke tickets lete hain stand-up comedy ke tickets nahin lete woh sirf yahan pe stand-up comedy hogi us baat ke paanch soo rupey nahin den ge hum ne yeh batao kaun aaye ga to hum tumhein paanch soo rupey den ge yeh difference US mein haiis mein aisa bhi kuch nahi hai ke is mein ordenance ki koi ghalti hai yeh culture banne mein yu es ko bhi pachas saath saal lagay hain to humein bahut time lagay ga bhi hum aise mohqiq log hain main sirf mohqiq manta hoon aur kuch bhi nahi mohqiq log jo artist ban gaye hain jin ki ticket lete hain log bahut sare mohqiq bhi hain jin ke lene chaiye the par nahi lete hain aur super super fast tariqe se yeh ayyal kar rahi hai industry roz matlubkisi kisi siTez mein main ja ke perform kar raha hai jin ke mein ne naam hee nahin suna tha jo mujhe wahan ja ke pata chala hai ke oh esa big siTe, good siTe bus humare ke bhi nazron mein nahin aai kyunkay hum ne is cheez per kabhi neyz mein nahin aai to achhi khaasi waal kar rahi hai, achha bhaala logon ko rizeigen mil raha hai jo log kar rahe hain kaam ghar sab ke chal rahe hainnaam aik waibl kariyar opción bn chuka hai bn chuka hai bat naam jinho mein un ki baat karun jinho naam aur jin ka ziyada milna chahiye tha un ke baat karun un ke liye do kya advise industry bohat acha kar rahi hai bohat shandar kya is ko apne craft pe apni writing pe aur kaam karne ki zaroorat hai? kis ko? stand up comedy bilkul sir bilkul bohat ziyada zaroorat hai abhi to kuch likha hi nahi hai kisi neAbhi toh is liye viral hua hai sab kuch kyunkay pehli bar aya tha sar ji mein nahin kehna chahta aap hi keh rahe hoon mein apne moon se haan nahin mein bata raha na yeh sab is liye chala hai kyunkay pehli bar aik different cheez aayi thi yeh sab is liye chali hai abhi toh kuch nahin kisi ne kaha abhi toh pata hi nahin hai kia kia abhi toh hum yehi pehle hamein is baat par oulu hona pary keh kis limit tak keh sakte hain kia topic uthaya ja sakta hai insaan kis tarahktna is ka daerah hogA is baat ko karne ka kah is se oopar nahiin jaana hai is se neechay rehna hai jaana hai to kis particular type ke audience mein jaana hai kidhar nahiin jaana hai show aisa likh diya hai kah show 255 ke heij group ko ticket bechni hai udhar wise ofend ho sakte hain kuch bhi ho sakte hain bahut saari cheezein hain abhi har cheeze seekhni hai har cheeze karni padi gayi to stand up mein to kuch bhi nahiin likha kisi ne bahut mehnat karni padi gishayad hum se das pindar saal baad log aaen ge jo achcha likhain ge tab pata chale ga ke hum ne to kuchh bhi nahi likha tha hai tab tak hosakta hai hum bohat achcha likhne to hum yeh bata dein ke hum ne is time bohat gandha likha tha jaise abhi jo show mein karta hoon mere saare kaam ko agar aap mila loge to is se fanni kam hosakta hailekinn tasweer bohat zyada hai kuchh logon ko fini zyada lag sakta hai lekin is se behtar likhne ki koshish karein main ne is ko aise to main dere dere behtar hi karta jaunga ab jo mera behtar hai jo mera duniya ke nazron mein aaj best ho sakta hai to mehndrah saal baad mein hi bol dunga ke

Response: ye itni kharab baat karni nahi chahiye to ye jhoot bahut achha ho sakta tha ke ye kuch nahi to main to mantaa hun abhi bahut kuch likhna waqai hai kuch bhi nahi likha hum ne aisa mein fail ki bahut khubsurat craft hai ye lekin jaise abeezio lengu ke pryog yamain janta hun jabkay main samajhta hun kay jo stereotypes hain, example kay logon ka mazaaq udana hai, jin cheezon ko hum homer generate karne ke liye istemaal karte hain, hum homer


Input: ku an baisakhiyon ki hamesha aashktah hai ya kya main bohat ziyada super sensitive point ov view larha hun is main main super sensitive point ov view larha hun larha hun larha hun larha hun larha hun larha hun yeh super sensitive hai doosra waala point to theek hai woh karne ki zaroorat haiwaisay bhi committee woh ilaawa bhi nahin karti hai punching down es note ilaawa par making fun of women making fun of all kinds up people par wohi main keh raha hoon keh

Response: aap itna balankiṭ bhi nahin kah sakte kyunkah komiti iz baat making fun aap kisi ka to muzak uraiyenge ya kisi stthti ka muzak uraiyenge aap ek balankiṭ woh bhi nahin kah sakte to wohi jaisa aap pahle kah rahe the ke kis had tak jaana hai aur kis had tak nahin jaana hai bat jaise kis vurḍz ka bhi hai keagar aap aik room mein hain jahan par jitne bhi soo log hain hazar log hain jo aik umar ke hain aur aik woh soo aur yeh theek hai lekin jaise abhi aap ne meri aath saal ki beti ko suna ke woh aap ko dekhti hai kyunkay us ke maan dekhti hai


Input: so internet ke youg mein woh kaantinent kisi ke paas bhi jaayega kya woh kisi tarah ki zimma daria laata hai laana chahiye laata bhi hai laana bhi chahiye bt zimma daria dono taraf se hamaare oopar hamaare oopar yeh log agar dekh rahe hain to un par bara praabaah na pare kutt saal ke bachche par woh zimma daria bhi hai lekin ek bees saal ke larka jo language use karta hai usey is ki language mein hasana bhi hamaari zimma daria hai balkeh ham saint...tu main sirf achhi baatein kar ke chala jaoonga to point we need to understand is ke ek show jab likhta hai ek adhan do ghante ka show hai mera main ne do ghante ka show likha hai har joke aap ke liye hai hi nahiya to main class mein ja ke karon ke 8C mein karon aaj to ek jaisa pandrah minute kar ke aa jaon ga yeh sirf 8C ke liye tha yeh 12C mein badal jaon ga yeh kar jaon ga mere paas option nahi hai mere show pe 16 plus likha hai 16 plus could be anything ab woh aap ka do hazaar ki janta a ke baith gayi hai mujhe nahi pata kahin pe kya age group baitha hai kya and it's not possible for me as a writer as a performer ke main do ghante ke do ghante sare jokes aap koaap ke liye likhe mein ne mere jo show ka kuchh part se aap relate karenge kuchh part se baise se chubees saal ka bachcha relate karega kuchh paitis kuchh pachas saal jab mein parent ki baat kar raha hoon sari batin hoti hain ek yeh zimma dhari hai jo poori karni hai second zimma dhari ab isi ka part mein aati hai jab mein baise se tees ki baat kar raha hoon what we should understand is ke humjoo words hum kar rahe hain stage se halankeh har cheez mein aik wuh hai ke aap isay over nahi kar sakte beena baat mein har line mein aik gaali daalon ga us ka koi point hi nahi hai jo OTT mein bhi mein dekh raha hoon ke wuh haan nahi hai us ka point nahi haiwoh to phir woh bilkul is mein ho gaya hai ke tumhein dialog mein craft jaise tumhein lagiN to thora sa dimaag lagane pade ga aik gaali dete hain yahaan behtareen aur ekters kya hain ke pehli baar gaali dene ko mil raha hai to woh de bahut achaye sar hain audition ko pehli baar sunne ko mil raha hai woh sun bahut achaye sar hain to humaare is mein kuch lines aisi hoti hain jin meinju matlub woh tone hi aisi ban gayi hai dili ki language mein koi banda koi agar kisi ko daaye ga to woh pehle ek gaali lagane ke baad hi woh sentence bolay ga to I will replicate the same thing to make it more relatable to the audience yeh cheez hai ke main fauton mein use na karon aur karun to jahan peh bilkul zaroorat ho exact wahan pe ho also we need to understand hai ke jo=larkay hamaare 18 saal se 30 saal 35 saal haamari age 40 bhi in factjab larkay wapas main baithtay hainun ki language bohot alag hoti hai woh log tameez se baat nahin karte ek dusre se bohot different language hai dostoN se milte hain bohot different language hai jo aapas mein use hoti hai aur bachpan ke dost se same language use hoti aarahi aaj tak ij katni bhi ho gayi ho dekhiN to woh ek cheez hai wahi insaan jab apni family ke saath baitha hai us ki language bilkul different ho gayi hai bachche ke saamne hum woh wali baat nahin karengeab is mein yeh hota hai ke kuch jokes jab hum kar he ladkon ke rahe hain jab hum baat he chhe ladkon ke doston ke baithay kar rahe hain agar mein ne is pore promise mein tameez dal di to us ka point he khatam ho gaya karne ka to us mein to woh point aaye ga he aaye ga ke bhai yeh aise he baat karte hain aapas mein aur ab jab aap ek audience hain to aap yeh sochne ki zaroorat hai ke yeh ek ladkon ka group hai jo wahan baith ke yeh baat kar rahe hain woh aise he baat karen gehu hi nahin sakta woh tameez se baat kar dekh doosre se to woh preeimiez kya diya gaya hai aap ko?kis tarah se diya gaya hai for example main aap ko aise koi situation bata raha hoon keh is situation main yeh yeh kar raha hai toh you cannot just see the joke you have to see the situation keh us ne kyu achha yeh yahan pe use kar raha hai agar aap isay pura is tarah se len ge jis tarah se woh likha gaya hai jis tarah se woh present girah ja raha hai toh you will not find it bad or anything asal main hoeya kya hai keh and it's not just stand up comedy matlab main

Response: main pyaarast nahi hoon warna hona chahta hoon lekin hua yeh keh pornografi to hamesha dekhi jaati thi aur jo dekhte the un ke apne jo bhi hai apne daaire the apne VHS tips the ya veter becouz di internet insure ki aap aise daaire nahi bana sakte haintu yeh jo gaon ke bachche hain yahan pe shaam ko internet speeds bahut kam ho jati hain okay lekin jin log pornografi dekh rahe hain acha ups a gaye hain jis ke business models pornografi par best hain wahan atlasist semi pornografi par best hain anyokans hain woh hundredz millionz dollars funding race kar rahe hain baghairah baghairah naaoYa aan laen gaimbling gaimbling hamesha se hui hai lekin internet era mein wo sab ko sahj roop se uplabd ho gayi aur wahan aap kontrolz nahi kar paaye kia us mein daush gaimbling ka nahi hai? Wo to paandhon ke saamne se exit kar rahi haiaap ek samaaj ke tor peh kis cheez ya kis umar ya kis tabqe ki pohanch kis cheez tak chahte ho kyunkay yeh hum nahin kontrol kar paaye abhi tak to agar technology kar de kyunkay kaantinent ka kya asar hota hai logon ke minds peh es ko mujhe lagta hai bohat under estimaat kiya jaata hai kaantinent eknayukliar pāwar hai kahāniyāñ chhṭkalē quwiyātēñ yē wōh nahīñ hai jō āp ṭhīk hai āp jab sab kām khatam kartē thē us kē bād kartē thē lekin āj kī ṭāqat mēñ chūnkah kāntēnṭ kō ḍaisimnīṭ karnā itnā ēt'nē baṛē lēvēl pē hō gayā hai yē nahīñ kē āp mahīnē mēñ ēk bār ēk nāṭak dēkhnē jātē thē ab āp āj apnē fōn pē dās nāṭak dēkh saktē hō ēk hī dīn mēñtu mujhe lagta hai ke khas tor par apna kaam kar rahe hain aur woh zimma dари se hum shaayed karen ge lekin jis pleyt form ke zariye kar rahe hain agar woh in logon ke paas bhi pohanch raha hai jin ke liye woh matlab nahi haimain apne laeen par rawiya karta hoon ab yeh khayaal nahin hai lekin yeh hota hai keh jab aap youtube jase plat farm par jate hain aur ek bachcha jab kahin bhi shuru kar ke kahin khatam pahunchay ga aap ko nahin pata aur yeh main nahin janta keh usay pyaarnet usay communikaytor teen mere roshan daan hain jo


Input: main sochta hoon is baare mein bahut zaroori cheez hai sochna ek YouTube to karta bhi hai kuch to kids YouTube par lagay hain aur agar kuch mujhe mutlaq ham not shor kaise hota hai agar apne aaj aaj group dal do gey is mein to woh aap ko session change kar deta hai kuch to not full proof achha out triote ok bhai yeh ek hai kyunkay bhai

Response: jo agar send up komydeen hai aur woh aik tareeqah ka hyumer karta hai aur aik tareeqah ki audien ke liye jisa main ne kaha ke agar woh aik kamre ke andar hai to may be agar is cheez ke liye log mind full houn ke thonsa na jayeZabardasti nah ho jaisa aap ne kaha ke agar sahaj roop se hai ek baar mein TV diskshan mein tha yeh gana aaya tha DK Bose us ke baad to saamne ek handi ke bahut bade likha the bahut bade likha the aurunhon ne kaha ke jee aap is liye gane mein filmi ganon mein gaaliyon ke aane ka virod kar rahe hain kyunke aap ghareeb ke paon ko apne drawing room mein nahin aane daina chahte hain okaymain ne kahii to yeh to bohat hee klasssT baat hai ke kya ghareeb hee galaayan deta hai jaise filmon mein hai, agar aap soondar ko describe kar rahe hain ke ekbooti samajh ke mujh ko kha jao ya jo bhi gaana hai woh hai aisaa gaana mujhe pata hai main kayi baar suntaa hoon acha yahaan tak pahunch gaye ab main kuchh nahi bolta acha yeh see what what bothers me is ke jo creator hai na woh apni taqatya tou nahin janta ya janta hai aur us ko zimah dary se yuz nahin kar raha zimah dary ka matlab sirf yeh nahin hai ke nahin nahin main tou aaj se sab achhi baat kiya filmoun mein log mrte nahin the filmoun mein hathiyan hoti thi filmoun mein bure log hote the walan hote the lekin filmoun mein aap ke brain ke tukre tukre hona aur intrio ka aap ke pet ke dukhna us ka life tele kaas nahin hota tha aur nah zaroori hai aaj bhi zaroori nahin haikyunkah sex as a titillation kaam karna band kar gaya to violence as a titillation use kia ja raha hai matlab aap ne itna dekha liya sexual content aap ne violent content kyunkah filmon mein tha tab sensor ho ke aata tha bharat ke context mein ab woh freely available hai woh uncensored hai aur OTT platforms pe haimain ottee te jab dekhta hoon to main jab kabhi bhi dekhta hoon main chhup ke dekhta hoon matlab meri beti kamre mein na a jaye us waqt main am mind full of date kyunke main koi bhi scene dek raha hoon ho sakta hai otts trending film ho do ghante ki lekin do minute us mein ho jis mein kuchh itna greezli violence ho jis ki shayad aushkata nahin thi ek klaari agar uthati hai wahi peh scene ko kat kya ja sakta hai mujhe nahin dekhne ki zaroorat nahinpar yeh jo vyazrm aagay hai that that troubles me as a as a communicator aur main is ki baat karta hoon main koi aisa


Input: pyaarast ya saound nahin karna chahta hai aise bhi open tu discussion hai hainliss discussion hai kitna bhi kar sakta hai aur agar is par debate karnay lagay tu donon taraf se aap ke paas hazar hazar points aa sakte hain har do minute mein mein bas jo personally mein jo baat karta hoon woh mujhe jo cheez khata hai woh jo aap ne start ki thi jo baat se ke internet internet showd not be freely availableagar aap apnay mehnat say paisa kama kay is say aap content consume karway gay to aap sirf wahi content consume karway gay jis tarah ka aap ko pasand hai jo aap dekhna chahtay thay jo aap kay liay shayad banaya gaya tha aap character jo aap ki oddest dhoond raha tha aap kay saath tak ana chahiay tha free hone kay wajah say aap nay sab kuch consume kar lia mujhay is say problem nahin kay aap nay content consume kia nahin kia agar aapmatlab I am one of the products of that free internet absolutely main is ki wajah se viral hoon but mera point itna sa hai ke itna content available hone ke baad now mobile is controlling youbaalakal jab aap ko aik haath mein rakhi hui cheez aur yeh nahin keh mein nahin hoon kontrol mein bhi kontrol hoon mobile se koi badi baat nahin is mein woh to mein is se koi baat nahin karta bas to koi barq nahin parta aaj to char bar ting ting ki hai abhi dekhte raho kis ka instagram hai yeh mera dost hai sunkal piyey yeh ab ghar ja raha hai jab yeh shaam ko office se ghar jata hai to yeh rail bhejta haitu chaar paanch chhe chhe jab aik saath aati hain wohi rail hain us ki saari tu yahi hai rail har tarah ka container su se shaam tak dekh rahe ho to mujhe pas us time pe lagta hai ke hum bohat ziyada control ho gaye hain mobile se at leastkuch to aisa hamen apshn mile do din ke liye mad do internet kam sa paanch din de do is mein kuch to chhuti hona udhar wise aane wale time mein yeh bohat sara hoga ke parents aisi tarah control karne ke liye unhen kya sikhaana chahiye kya nahi sikhaana chahiye mujhe to lagta hai is chakkar mein time itna waise kar rahe hain jawan bachche hamara demographic divide utna wohi age group matalab hamen is timeaisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke humhum ne college kar liya, main ne college kar liya, aap ne to pehlay college kar liya masti bohat ziyada kare hai jiski koi had nahi thi aur aap kisi ki masti kisi se compensate nahi kar sakte kyunkay har time ki masti alag hai un dinon jo hoti thi masti is mein jo pick pe ho sakti thi hum ne woh kare aik bhi selfie nahi hai lekinsari yahaan basi hui hai ek ek baat shayad isi baat ki wajah se main iss par har tarah ke jog bhi bana leta hoon mujhe apne sare dasti yaad hai mujhe jagah yaad hai kahin pe ki thi kya nahi kya tha main ne is liye aap se phone pe poocha ke syedaapoor wale raaste pe us wale raaste pe kyunke gaye hoon mujhe pata hai woh to ab jo har cheez mobile mein hi record honi shuru ho jayegi jab aap ke chhe dostoon mein se ek dost aap ka sirf video hi banatawoh to sirf video banata raha gaya to yadiyn nahin rahin gi yadiyn hain yadiyn document ho rahi hain phir woh document hona yaad ka I don't think itna effective hoga jitna hamare mind mein hai aur aik group aik vacation ki aik vacation ki group photo dek ke jitni yaad aap vacation ki kar sakte ho itni woh video dek ke nahin kar sakte kyunkay video mein jo jo aap ke samne graphic aaye ga sirf itna hi itna dimaag chale gaaur aik baar jab aap group photo dekh te thee gaye thee shamla gaye thee hum sare dost paanch chah dost hum shamla gaye thee is ke aik photo mil jaye face book pe to phone kah sab yaad aajata hai kah bhai yaad hai tujhe to wahaan se gira gaya tha phir yeh hoa gaya tha woh hoa gaya tha I think that was a beautiful time this is also a beautiful time but pata nahi yeh bhi debatable hai kitna bhi kar sakte hain is par people can say internet ki wise inhen education bhi to mili rahi hai easy education is accessiblelekkin mein apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne

Response: woh isee baat pe thee keh jo gaon mein seijal crimes barh rahe hain aur us ki aik story khaas isi pe thee jis ne us ko correlate hundred percent barh rahe hain auraur us ko muqaabla kiya tha ke barhte hue daata kausts aur barhte hue crimes aur kayi exports ne kaha ke yeh jo aap ne wshiya uthaya hai yeh us par nahin dekha jata us ki wajah hai ke internet ke free valley beeli beeliity aur isi tarah pornography ki wajah hai jo aisi tarah actions ke liye deta hai


Input: Rabma tu keh parhai ka free mein awailabil ho jo keh main keh raha hoon keh haan haan haan exactly is ke pesay lo parhai ka free mein awailabil ho to haan sahih baat hai haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haanjayse jo mere dimaag mein siim thot aata tha keha rahe tum bare ho to aap hamien sikha rahe ho ke hamien nahin pata ho main yeh nahin keh raha hoon main yeh bhi nahin keh raha hoon ke tumhare hath se mobile chheena chahta hoon main bas bata raha hoon ke is se tumhara dimaag kharab ho raha hai samajhna ho samajho to karo main kuchh nahin kar sakta is se main bas bata sakta hoon kyunkay mera ho raha hai jab mera is level pe a ke ho raha haimujhe aisa ziyada rehta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoonsamjhdar to nahin hoon main kuch cheezon ki samajh aa jati hai kuch aap laki ho jaate ho kabhi kuch time achha aa jata shayad aap ka to aap ki zindagi ki track pe aa jati hai baqi samjhdar to main kahin se kahin tak nahin hoon sir main bohat koshish karta hoon ke main simsultiyan nah kruun main jese therapy mein bhi hoon tomujhe apni behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareenpärñts ne nahin sikayaa is ki shikayat bilkal nahin hai kyunkay unhon ne atlas parha diya un ke haath mein jitna thaa unhon ne kar diya khud se sikhhne ka kisi ne bola hi nahin khud se sikhh loyeh cheez seekhni paray gi yeh aani chahiye yeh important hai aap ke rishtay ke liye aap ki dostiyon ke liye to is liye main chahta hun ke main yeh sab seekh loon to samajhdaar to abhi nahi hun samajhdaar shayad kabhi bhi nahi hota hun ga humesha kyunkay kuch ek to seekhne ki acha hai man mein to jis insan ke seekhne ki acha hai woh samajhdaar to apne aap ke hi declare kare ga is se har baar samajh mein aaye gi na kuch aur ki bhai kuch ekbohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai

Response: tu kuchh tu kharaab chalna hai tu bahut ziyada samajhte ho sab ko saar baat ki nahin ho sakti jaise main jab apne aap ko dekhta hoon tu meri being ka bahut bara hissa haikeh main manta hoon keh kayee cheezein mujhe nahin aati hain jo main karta hoon aur stage peh bhi main agar kaghaz dhond raha hoon aur fumble kar raha hoon ya apni lyrics ga raha hoon aur bhool ja raha hoon to main bata deta hoon bhai aap shak mund karein ga main nahin likha yeh hai to woh woh built in hai it makes you more human I feel aesi kia cheezein theen jin ko aap


Input: jin par kaam karna chahte the jis ki qarar aap therapy mein gaye mere saath aisa ho gaya tha kih jab main 2017 mein pehli baar gaya tha mujhe pani piya gaya gayi mujhe tab bohot ziyada anxious ho gaya tha mujhe us waqt mein kyunkih main mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujheaik woh waali cheez bhi thi jab khali dimaagh shaitaan kay ghar hota hai ab hazaar tees roz toh yeh kahawatein experience say hi gayi gayi hoon gay huN logon nay jab koi itni purani chali aa rahi haiN toh wohi waala aik woh tha faiz phir ab jab yeh aaya mera mera stand off stand off chala fit phir jab mein ab therapy mein gaya tab I wanted to learn few things about myself kah yeh mere saath kyuN ho raha haikeh main kisi bhi cheez par aise kyun beheef karta hoon jaise keh agar main kisi releshnship main hoon kisi bhi tarah ki dosti ki mere girl friend hui ya phir mere parents hue kuch bhi hue to mujhe kahin na kahin na mera aik agar mann lo mujhe koi cheez kharab lag gayi aap mere meter hain aap ki baat mujhe kharab lag gayi to main koshish karunga keh main aap se katra start ho jaonmain aap ko confront nahin karun ga main door bhagun ga is situation se aur phir ek time aaye ga jab main bus khud hi apne dimaag meinkyunke koi bhi baat aap ko mumment par kharab lagta hai, ek time baad aap ko lagta hai ke yeh itni kharab to nahi lag rahi thi, hone to nahi chahiye, yeh itna kya series ho gaya main is baat par, aisa nahi har cheez, kuch baat hai. lekin jab mujhe lagta tha ke yeh ab kharab lagne wali baat nahi thi to. kyunke main confront kyun nahi karta hoon, main kyun kisi insan ko nahi bol paata hoon ke bhai yeh... is se resolve kyun nahi karta hoon? haan resolve nahi karta hoonmujhe bara hai nahin lagta har insaan ko lagta hai is mein doosra yeh hai ke mujhe kisi ki baat bahut achi bhi lag rahi hai to main tund bol deta hoon to main tund bol deta hoon ke aap ki baat bahut achi lag rahi hai mujhe sab ko khush rakhna achcha lagta hai ke koi mujh se dukhi nahin hogaameri imij kharab jaye gi hai yeh mera yeh hai ya main kyun konfrand nahi kar pata yeh sab cheezein mujhe yeh janna tha main bahut machor ho gaya tha ke main ne yeh socha ke mujhe yeh sab janna hai mere paise a gaye the main ne kaha agar paise a gaye hain aur science mujhe kuch bata sakti hai kyun nahi aao pata karte hain kia hai agar pantiis hazar hi hote to

Response: iss baat ko bhi mujhe apne apne aap se mahsos nahin tha. lekin yeh bhi ivard hai ke aap apni jo bhi chalnjaz hain soch ke ya duniya ko dekhne ke tariqe ke iss k baray mein mukhr ho ke baat kar rahe hain. kyunkay ziyada log nahin karte, nahin karna chahte, aik taboo rehta hai. haan ji. keh therapis k pas ja rahe hain, yeh bhi aik, haan. main to is liye show mein bhi bolta hu, matlab


Input: ye kisi bhi cheez ke liye tabu nahin ho sakta ye aisi tarah ki therapy hai meri kamar mein dard hai bhai meri doctor se daba lia ke kamar theek kar do mera dimaag theek kar do is mein kya hai lekin log pagal bolne lagte hain ke pagal ho is mein bhi ek cheez hai cultural difference jis se theek hone mein bohat time le ga jo baat mein aap se abhi keh raha hoon hum dono baat kar rahe hain aaj kyonke hum dono ek industry kethik thak se paath haiN, riprizent karte haiN wahaN se aur do ab ek achhe si chat pe baith ke achhe achhi baateN kar rahe haiN yahi seem abhi meri chat pe chalte haiN mere gaan mein aur wahaN ja ke main aise bolta huN ke aise main doctor ke paas gaye ke mera dimaag thik kar do meri mummy keh de gi ke dimaag kaise kharab ho gaye to main shaadi nahi ho gayi yeh sab nahi bola gaya to woh difference hai ab main unheinho bhi sakta hai meri maan ab na bole lekin aaj se das saal pehle to hundred percent bolti hai maan to ab inhain samjhaane baith jaun main to keh mund naheen lag raha hai jo apne school mein hain main inhain samjhaane nahi baith sakta lekin inhon ne bahut saare behaviours agar woh therapy mein jayenge to inhain pata chale ga lekin inhon ne isay kabhi nahi research kar sakta lekin inhon ne apni zindagi ko zindagi ke mutaabiq zindagi ke mutaabiq zindagi ke mutaabiqab papa khud bolta hai mere liye ke mera to bolna chal raha haitu aap nahiN unhon ne baatin suni kiunke unhon ne apne zindagi ke bohat ziyada waqt aisay nikaal diya to unhon ne lagta hai aur woh hain bhi bhai un ka zikr bohat bara hai tab hi un logon ne aisay sietchiyon mein yeh sab nikaal diya lekin yeh nahi yani ke unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diya lekin unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diya lekin unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diya lekin unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diyausi mein bhi main usi cheez mein aap ko bataun jo aap bol rahe ho 2017 mein jab gaya tha when I was doing nothing tab nahi bataaya to main ne bhi kisi hu kah main therapy mein gaya hun ab bata raha hoon kyunkay ab main revisit se ja raha hoon mujhe jaan na hai ab main pari shaan hoon to mujhe theek karo is time pe main kuch nahi kar raha tha mere dimaag mein yeh bhi aata tha kah agar main ne bataaya kah main therapy mein ja raha hoon to log kehain ge kahkuch karata to hai nahin ab yeh bahane aur bana raha hai ke dimagh man nahin lag raha pagal ho gaya kuch karo ge nahin to man lag kaise lagay ga yeh tanon se bhi mujhe dar tha is time par to yeh thora time main better ho gaya ab to main fikar karta hoon ke aik baar aap therapy le letay aur therapy aap par asar karne lagti hai to aap bata dete ho tab aap ko pata chal jata hai ke kuch nahin is main koi bhi insaan le ga to is se pata chale jaye ga ke kuch nahin hai yeh bahut khubsurat hai aur mainjo kisi bhi mere saath hai main nahin chahta ke mere wajah se koi bhi insaan safar kare kyunkay main apna bagaj le ke ghoom raha hoon ab yeh mere pichhle do teen char mahinay ke fayisle hain ke main mustaqbil main aisa chahta hoon ke main apne aap ko ziyada theek kar loon kyunkay main bahut sare aise moments kar chuka hoon apne saathkese? jese yeh waali baat mujhe pata nahi thi ke main aim ai ai peoples plz aur oh not to is chakkar mein mujhe pata hi nahi tha ke mere saath mein kyu karta hoon is chakkar mein bohat sare jagahon pe jahan pe mujhe bolna chaahiye tha main ne bola nahijahan peh nahin bolna chahiye tha wahan peh main ne tareef kar di kai baar ho gaya aisa mujhe khush karna hai mujhe bhagna hai is situation mein se kyunkay main bohat non clashes aadmi hoon is ka reason yahi hai ke ek to main chahta hi nahin hoon ke clash ho main ne itne jhagre dekha apne mammapa kemaira mann hai nahin hai ab jhagra dekhne ka karne ka sunne ka ya bolne ka kuch nahin mann maira is mein phir main aisi situation mein main chhup hu ya phaltu bol ja raha hu phir woh trigger ho ja rahi hai cheezein kuch ho jata hai kabhi kuch kabhi phir lagta hai ke yaar yeh kaise ho gaya aur aap ko ek do din baad realize hota hai ke kyun hua hoga wohi sab mein bas theek karne hain aur mujhe time lagay ga abhi abhi nahin hai agar maira mind balakul acha hai tochaar kaam aur likh loon ga, dar nahin lage ga ke yeh khatm to nahin ho jaye ga, yeh sab bhi to sab theek ho jaye ga na, to main koshish kar raha hoon ke woh sab karon. mujhe aisa hai ke main aisa khwahish karne ke liye khwahish karta hoon.

Response: apni khwaahish ya kisi dusrey ki khwaahish, aisey logon ki khwaahish, thheek hai aur main us sey apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apneaik bahut mere qareebi dost hai un ki patni bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah seaur woh bahut naraz thay aur main aur aik derh saal tak unhon ne mujh se kuch nahin kaha aur aik din main ne aisi hi un ko message kiya unhon ne message kiya ke main ne kabhi aisi bohat khayali shakhs nahin dekha phir main un se milne gaya phir main ne un ko bataya keye aik chalnj hai ke main apnay beythnay kay liyay kaam nahi kar sakta. jab meri mahm kahda gaya to main nay us kay liyay kaam nahi kia. main nay us kay liyay kaam nahi kia. abhi tak? kya aap aisa yaqeen karty hain ke yeh nahi hua hai? nahi, nahi, to? lekinmain apne apne apne apne apne apne apnehar ghante mein targrez hote hain woh beti yahan tha us ne yeh kaha tha yeh aap ne ullamha kiya tha jo break up hota hai ya koi bhi laus hota hai relationship mujhe pata hai ke main third person ke aur sony ko dekh raha hoon ke boss yeh issue hai doosre ka bhi tum lausbhai jab kisi ke pariwar mein koi guzarta hai main Twitter pe tak tweet nahi karta hoon kyunkay main lagta hoon bhai tum kitne farzi ho kya bolo ge tum yaar kya bolo un ke dukh ke hisab se kya bolo ge main hasas karta hoon dukh bahut internalise kar leta hoon aur aap jante hain agar main kisi ke ghar mein janta hoon ya kisi ke ghar mein janta hoon ya kisi ke ghar mein janta hoon


Input: boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai

Response: kyonkay pehla jaanna hai phir apnay aap ko oopar karna hai kuchh bhi reason ho skta hai kia jo log dusron ko hasilatay hain un main say woh sab andar say khush to nahin hotay hain ya hotay hain kuch hotay hain kuch nahin hotay hain nahin kia logon ko hasa paana aik inch sense of happiness say ata hai


Input: aslam aliKom airyon, aaj ka show hai thora special kyunkah aaj hamaray pas aaye hai yasir bhai jo hamaray guest hai aur sath sath aik kafi achchay urdu poet hai aur yasir bhai kay baray main kuch kahoon to kam hai kyunkah bohat hi achchay insan, bohat hi achchay shayar aur hamaraymatlab pi ijdi skolar hai abhi abhi research kar rahe hain aur bohat ziyada bohat ziyada acha likhte hain aur muhabbat ke baare mein aaj hum baat karen ge muhabbat ke sare afsanay un ke sunay ge jo bhi yasir bhai muhabbat ke baare mein samajhte hain aaj yasir bhai hamare saath woh discuss karen ge aur saath saath main bhi kuch baatein karun ga to yasir bhai mera pehla sawal aap se ki yeh muhabbat kya hai bhai muhabbat ki baat karte hain chale

Response: tu muhabbat woh rehmat hai jo ahl-e zarf ko hasil hai yeh woh baab hai jo har kitaab mein nahin hota Allah ki taraf se kuch log chune jaate hain jin par yeh rehmat nazar hoti hai ke woh muhabbat ke miyaar tak aas ke is liye hum kehte hain ke muhabbat kalandaron ka rakhs se miyaan muhabbat kalandaron ka rakhs se miyaan yeh laadlon ki bus ki baat nahinaap yaad rakhein ke aap ek khubsurat shakhs se kabhi mohabbat nahin kartay ye jumla hi ghalat hai mohabbat jab aap karne lagtay hain to woh shakhs aap ko khubsurat sab se husn lagnay lagta hai mohabbat ek insani fitrat hai jo humein alag karti hai har us shay se jo bay jaan pari hai is duniya mein


Input: log hi samajh nahi pate ke unhen mohabbat kab hoti hai unhen mohabbat ka pata hi nahi hai yeh mohabbat hai bhi ya nahi to kaise pata chalti hai ke aap mohabbat mein hain mohabbat jab hoti hai na to aap aap nahi rehte woh ho jate hain aap khud ko aur use hum ganne lagte hain aap is ke raston se rasta poochna lagte hain

Response: mahIBUT insaan ko hauslah deeti hai use bechain nahin karti aap agar bechain ho rahe ho to aap khudarah khudarah dekhiye mujhe to nahin lagta aap mohabbat main main aksar yeh baat kehta rehta hoon ke jise aap mohabbat karte hain na usse yeh baat zaroor kahay ke main tera kamaya huwa paise hoon to jidr chahe mujhe kharch kar mohabbat ab nahin hogi yeh kuch din baad main hogi


Input: guzar jain ge jab yeh din yeh un ki yaad mein hogi wah kya baat bhai yeh nazm hai pata nahin kais ki magar bohot zabardast nazm hai ab aati hai ab aati hai baat log logon ko hamesha mohabbat ke badle mohabbat nahin miltee hai logon ko mohabbat ke badle hamesha mohabbat nahin miltee unhein mohabbat ke badle daga ملتi ہے saza miltee hai aur log kehte hain ke jo aik tarafah mohabbat hoti hai badi khubsurat hoti hai

Response: main is baat se balakul ittefaq nahi rakhta main jab muhabbat ki baat karta hoon to main do tarfa muhabbat ki wqaalat karta hoon muhabbat tab muhabbat kehlati hai jab ek hi tarah ke jazbaat donon taraf se paida ho ek tarfa muhabbat ko main muhabbat nahi manta yeh ek aisi lahasil khwahish hai jis ko ek shakhs zad bana ke esa safar shuroo karna lagta hai jis ki koi manzil nahi hoti tafazzulmahbet aik chanaw ka rishta hai jis mein aap aise shakhs ko chante hain jo aap ke dil ko bha jae lekin yeh zaroori hai aap ke saath saath is shakhs ke dil mein bhi yehi jazbaat yehi fakra yehi mahbet paida ho warnah aap yeh samajh lijie aap ne aik ghalat shakhs ko chan lia jo kabhi aap ki khatir bana hi nahi tha main aksar kehta hoon keh zd pe nahi mohabbat pe urri jae zd pe urriengetu majnun ka khtab aap ke ghle bhān diya jaye ga bahut khatarnaak baat ki aap ne yeh to aap bol rahe hain ke ek taraf mohabbat mohabbat hai hi nahin yeh to ek zad hai jis ko aap follow kar rahe hain jis ke peechhe aap pagal hue ja rahe hain aap ne ghalat shakhs ko chun liya aur use zad bana rahe hain is ke ghle padd rahe hain dekhain mohabbatmajnun banney ka naam nahin hai mohabbat barbaad honey ka naam nahin hai mohabbat hausla deti hai bechain nahin karti agar aap bechain ho rahey ho to aap mohabbat mein nahin hain aap kisi zad ko pakray hue hain to zad ko chor ke mohabbat par utth jaain


Input: mohabbat kya hai is insaan se poochho jis ne dil tootne ke baad bhi is ka intezar kya kya baat samajh rahe ho baat agar kisi insaan ka dil toota hai aur woh phir bhi is insaan ki aas mein intezar kar raha hota hai to woh ek tarfa mohabbat ise kehe kiunke ab kisi ne is ka dil tora hai to zaahir si baat hai woh shayad is ko mohabbat nahin karti huyi to jab kisi ne is ka dil tora hai aur woh phir bhi intezar kar rahe to woh mohabbat nahin hai kya

Response: dekhen baat darasal itni si hai mohabbat aik chunao ka rishta hai jis mein aap shakhs ko chintay ho kisi shakhs ko chintay ho to aap se chunay mein ghalatiyan bhi ho sakti hai ghalatiyon ko sazah bhi ja sakta hai aap mohabbat ko zid kab tak banayenge dekhen mohabbat ka matlab majnu hona nahin hai pagal pan nahin hai mohabbat insan ko hasslah deti hai taqat deti hai dekhen aap abhi baat kar rahe thay be-vafai kibey wafai peh baat karne se pehle main ek bahut zaroori baat kahoon ga jis mohabbat se aap ne kisi ka haath thama tha jab chorhni ki baari aaye to isi mohabbat se us ko rawanah kare matlab?isay zillil na kare logon ke beech baatein na achcha le agar aap aisa karte hain to aap sab se darpok sab se kam zarf insaan kehte hain dekhen darmiyan mohabbat na rahi to kyaa darmiyan mohabbat na rahi to kyaa teri izzat teri aabru teri chadar sab sar aankhon par maaf kar de bewafaikyunkeh jis shakhs se mohabbat ho us shakhs se adawat nahin hoti yeh hai keh aur kya ho muqarrar saza us harjaayi ki aur kya ho muqarrar saza us harjaayi ki woh shakhs hai bey wafaa yeh baat hai ruswaayi ki mohabbat se bey wafaai karne wala shakhs apne aap mein hi ruswaai ho jata hai aap ko usse ruswaai karne ki koi zaroorat nahin


Input: tu isharah aik isi baat pe toot jaay khwaab tu koi aas kya rakhna toot jaay khwaab tu koi aas kya rakhna

Response: pulkoN kay bheegnay ka hisaab kiya rakhnah? kiya baat hai? bas isi liyay muskura dety hain, apnay dukh say kisi ko udas kiya rakhnah? kiya baat hai? main is baat pay aap ko kuch aik shair suna deta hoon kih, musallah hai bohat darmiyan khudaaya, jism hai qaid rooh pariishaan khudaaya.jwani mein kmar jhuknay lagi hai mein chand din ka lagta hun mehman khud aaya bakhtay hain log mohabbat mein aksar yeh ishq tu lagta hai dukan khud aaya meri jaan hi meri jaan le rahi hai mera mout se kya hoga nuqsan khud aaya khilona jaan kar woh tod gaya haimain is shakhs ko lagta hoon be jaan khudaaya dekhein yeh baat yaad rakhe tafzel koi shakhs aap ko chhor ke jaana chaahe isey ba izazt jaane de kyunkay baagi log achhe muashre mein nahin rehte aur koi shakhs aap se qatra bar ki wafa kare aap par farz banta hai ke aap wafa ke samundar bahaa dedekhen philosophy of love kya hai mohabbat ki ek hi philosophy hai wafa ke badle wafa bus koi shakhs aap se wafa na kar sake to isey jaane de balke jaane de hamare india ke ek boht bada shaayar hai vikram gaurwoh farmate hain ke wagarna to bay wafai kise kab maaf hai to meri jaan hai so tujh ko sab maaf hai kyun poochti ho ke main ne tum ko maaf kr diya khamosh ho gaya hoon main mtlb maaf hai dekha aap ne jis shakhs se mohabbat kri hai aap us shakhs se adawat nahi kr skte


Input: kya baat ki bhai main to isi baat main main ko ek shah jata hai koi rishta nya ya purana nahi hota koi rishta nya ya purana nahi hota zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota

Response: juda huna to qismat ki baat hai juda huna to qismat ki baat hai par judai ka matlab bulana nahi hota kiya baat dekhen mera ek dost hai jo mujh se aksar poochta rahata tha yaar mujhe lagta hai larkiyan ziyada be-wafa hoti hain mujhe lagta hai larkiyan ziyada be-wafa hoti hain to ye bhi ek bahut critical question hai jo public ke mindset mein circle karta rahata hota haidekhen bey wafaee na tu mard karta hai na hi aurat ye to shaitani fitrat hai jis ka insaniyat se koi taluq nahin aap kisi se mohabbat ka wada karnay se pehle yahi wada apne aap se kiya karen kyunkay logon se jhoot bolna to bara aasan hai apne aap se nahin


Input: dekhen aap haqeeqat ko logon se chhupa sakte hain apne aap se kaise chhupao ge yeh aap ne baat sahih kahii aur isi baat mein ek oshar kiya baat hai chale is dor ke insanon mein wafa dhoond rahe ho is dor ke insanon mein wafa dhoond rahe ho bare naadan hoon zehar ke sheeshay mein dawa dhoond rahe ho kya baat hai

Response: kya baat huyi? matlab aap samajh rahe ho? ji balakul tafzil yeh baat yad rakhe dekhen log aksar log aksar bai-wafai ka shikar kyun hote hain main aap ko kuch cheezein bataun ga bahut fine cheezein hain lekin bahut ziyada meter karti hain dekhen jo mard abhi tak apni behn ko dost na banana saka ek larki us se wafa ki ummeed kar rahi hai inna Allah hi inna Allah hi rajuvah kya baat hai samjhlen iss baat ko dekhen muhabbat mein aksar log kya dekhte hain ke aik shakhs mujhe muhabbat mein kya de sakta hai gaadi bangla paisa galat hai bahut log de sakte hain aap yeh dekha karen ke yeh shakhs mere liye qurbaan kya kar sakta hai muhabbat mein yeh dekhna hota hai mere liye yeh shakhs chor kya sakta hai maslan do log hainaik shakhs kahata hai main aap se bohot mohabbat karta hoon aap ke liye gadi bangla paisa sab de sakta hoon aap ko doosra shakhs kahata hai main aap se bohot mohabbat karta hoon gadi bangla paisa sab qurban kar doonga aap ke khatir kis shakhs se mohabbat karenge aap kis shakhs ko chuniyenge aap yahan woh farq karna hai aap ko yahan woh farq karna hai aap ko jo aurat


Input: apni baap ki izzat ko laang ke aage barh jaye aik mard us se wafa ki ummeed karta hai inna Allahi wa inna Allahi raajiu isi baat mein phir aik aur shart deta hun to arz kiya hai mohabbat sikha kar juda ho gaya mohabbat sikha kar juda ho gaya na socha na samjha khfa ho gaya duniya mein kis ko ham apna kehe

Response: ju apna tha wohi bey vafa ho gaya kya baat hai main aap ko kuchh sunata hoon tafzal khulus buri aik ada ke saath jaan le gaya woh bhi nafa ke saath ab talq be khabar hi rahe log mujh se main khuda ke saathwoh mujh se bas duaa chahta tha main chahta tha jise har duaa ke saath kamseeni mein hui ek mohabbat ek mohabbat ek be-wafaa ke saath samjhe tafazzal jab aap mohabbat karte hain na to ek frustration create hoti hai kisi insan mein ek rishte mein dekhen koi shakhs aap ke dil aur dimaag ke darmiyan tik jaayetu woh mohabbat nahin ek wohm hai kyunkeh dil se chahe jaane walay log damaag se soche nahin jaate samjhe baat ko aap kisi rishte mein hain aap ek rishte mein dil ki jagah damaag laga rahe hain to yeh ek rishta nahin balkeh do tarfa chaal kheli ja rahi hai jis mein do log ek dusre ko azma rahe hote hain tojab aap ko aisa mahsoos hone lagay ek rishtay mein to meri salah hai ke aap chhorr dein zad chhorr dein bohat zad chhorr dein kyunkeh main aksar kehta hoon ek rishtay mein dil lagna chahiye dimaagh nahin qabar par woh rone aaya hai qabar par woh rone aaya hai hum se pyaar hai yeh kehne haan


Input: qabar par woh rone aaya hai hum se pyaar hai yeh kehne jab zinda the to rolaya bahut tha jab zinda the to rolaya bahut tha ab aaraam se soyay hain to jagane aaye hain kya baat hai yeh sunain ke kaash tum moat hote ek din aate zaroor

Response: kaash tum moat hote ek din aate zaroor afsos ke tum zindagi ho chhor ke jaoge zaroor bhai kiya baat hai bahut badiya narke ishq mein imtehaan mein un parh hoon teri yaad ke siwa mujhe kuch nahi aata bahut badiya bhai kiya baat hai dekhen tafzalakhtar kiya hota haikeh jab insaan ka dil toot'ta hai tu log mashware deinay lagtay hain. aap say yeh log kahay gay kay aagay barh'nay kay liay aap ko kisi shakhs ko buna zaroori hai. lekin main is baat say ittefaq nahin rakhta.tafqul waqt ki thapar waqt ki thapkay dono yad rakhy kis ne aap ko hasaya kis ne kitna rollaya dono yad rakhy dekhenmere ek senior hai doctor TIME ne un ke galon pe itne thapar mare woh main janta hoon unhon ne woh saare effect channelise kiye is pain ko channelise kiaabhie recently woh shakhs department of science and technology ki taraf se young scientist ka award pa gaya india ke top soil scientists mein us ka naam aata hai world ke renowned scientists us ke saath kaam karna chahte hain it's all because what he did he channelized all the emotions all the pain he got from this particular world so baat itni si hai ke apne emotions ko channelize karne sikhe


Input: zad pah uriN gay phir say kah raha hoon zad pah uriN gay to mujnun ka khuda aap kay sar bhAn diya jayega yah isi baat pah jo aap nay kaha naa bhai channlaise day peN to haqeeqat hai edian sab to chhoriN gay bhAi koi apna nahin hai akele aye akele jaana hai to isi baat pah aik ishar phir kuchh haar gayi taqdeer kiya baat kuchh haar gayi taqdeer kuchh toT gaye sapnay kiya baat

Response: kuchh giyaron ne kiya barbaad kuchh bhool gaye apne kiya baat hai dekhen dekhen tafzal aik shakhs hai jis ko main bazldar ke naam se jaanta hoon woh mujh se aksar yeh kehta rehta tha keh agar aap ki ummeed kisi ne tor di aap ka dil kisi ne toratu ab aap agar ek naya rishta banana ja rahe hain to yeh baat hamesha yaad rakhe ke kisi be-wafa se agar aap be-inteha mohabbat kar sakte hain to is wafadar ke liye aap ko aakhri had tak jana pare ga matlab ek naya rishta banana se pehle aap ko yeh sochna chahiye ke jo aap ke saath mohabbat mein hue aap kisi aur ke saath nah karenas baat peh yeh aik shair hai ke us ne poocha badal gaye kaise tum us ne poocha badal gaye kaise tum main ne kaha theek waisay jaisay tum dekhain mere paas barbaad hona nahin hai mere paas mohabbat karna haimain mohabbat mein pata kis had tak gir sakta hoon ke main mohabbat mein kisi ke peer pad sakta hoon lekin main kisi bey-wafa ke aage sar nahin chuka sakta aap mujh se mohabbat karte hainmujh se mohabbat karne ka dawa karte hain main aap ke peer dono ke liye taiyaar hoon main aap ki jootian seedhi karne ke liye taiyaar hoon lekin aap be-wafa agar hai to main mud kar nahin dekhoonga palat kar nahin dekhoonga main aap ki aankhon pe kabhi rehmat nahin barsne doonga apni aankhon ki taraf sedekhen mohabbat ka aik usool hai wafa ke badle wafa main aakhri saans tak wafa kar sakta hoon lekin main kisi be-wafa pe zindagi warbaad nahin kar sakta to yeh aik bahut important baat hai jo youth ko samajhni hai mohabbatein karein lekin zid na rakhein apne dil main lekin zid na rakhein apne dil mainaap is ko samjhayay kah aap mohabbat mein nahin hain miyaan, aap aik zad paly hue hain. tafzal dekhyen, log aksar baat karte hain pehli mohabbat ki, aakhri mohabbat ki,


Input: kya aap ne is ke baare mein kya samjha? kya aap ne is ke baare mein kya samjha?dekhen tafzal?

Response: mohabbat apnay aap main ek mukammal fael hai. kisi ka na hona us ka adhuraa nahin karta. mohabbat jis dam ho jaaye yeh issi dam mukammal ho jaati hai. matlaab? when you love and you truly love to esi dam aap ki mohabbat mukammal ho jaati hai. samjhay es baat ko. tafzal if someone leaves youunhone aap ke andar apni ehsas nahin kar sakta. unhonne aap ko kuchh burai experience de ga. yeh aap ki zikr hai ke is ehsas ko kisi jo isay behtr rakhta hai. yeh aik shakhs hai jo aik say dusray say dusray say taghayir karta hai. ehsas mustaqil rehta hai. ehsas aap ke saath rehta hai.mohabbat wohi hoti hai jab aap kisi ke saath nahin the yeh jumla ghalat hai ke pehli mohabbat dusri mohabbat insan pehla ya dusra ho sakta hai mohabbat pehli dusri dusri nahin hoaik shakhs hai mein unhein bohot manta hoon unhein apna teacher manta hoon woh farmaate hain kehwo farmatay hain ke bey wafaoN ko palat kar jo dekhye aag us shakhs ki aankhoN ko laga di jay dekhye jab aap mohabbat karayN khud say yeh ehd karayN ke yeh aakhri shakhs ho mery liyay jab aap ko koi chhor kay chala jayay tab agar aap us ki taraf dobara dekhyN to aap ek kamzor insan hain


Input: taraf aziz, kaise aap hi value men aur hi value woman ki tasawur dekhte hain? bhai hi value men, mere liye bhai, agar aap ne jo baat ki, bahut achi baat ki.haai walu men wauman hotey hain haai walu mere liye matlab kia bhai yuun neeto be saamun ho hez integratee ho hez ainstee ho hez firm ans daesijonz ho daazn lok beek keep suit goin and dil dikhaate nahin log ka bemman hee nahin karte sach mein matlab aik acha inssan to woh hee hai add de and jo kisi ka dil na dikhaaye jo apne kaam se kaam rakhe

Response: itna yeh sawal mere liye hi nahin hai. yeh sawal main aap se karunga. kon hai ek unda insaan aur unda shakhs kon hai bhai? dekhain peshens, kmprumis aur laiyalti. yeh aik aisa tariqa hai jo aik shakhs ke liye pozis karne ki zaroorat hai. ab hi valu man ke baare main baat karen. is duniya main behtareen aadmiyon hain.jab ek chhota fermayi ek aadmi pahunch raha hai to woh apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apneaik dusre cheez, yeh bohat ahem cheez hai. aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah


Input: bohat bohat sahih baat hai mujhe aap ke saath mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhebeen bataae us ne kyun yeh doori kar di been bataae us ne kyun yeh doori kar di bachchhar ke us ne mohabbat hi doori kar di mere muqaddar mein gum aaya to kya hua mere muqaddar mein gum aaya to kya hua khuda ne us ki khwahish to pory kar di kya baat hai yeh kya shaayar hai bohat bohat khoobsoorat us ki jawab mein kuch bolo ge aap

Response: zehmatayn phir se guzaarah kartay hain kuch log mohabbat dobara kartay hain is dil ka tere bina kya karoonga kaat ke kuch tumhara kuch hamara kartay hain mera kaam hai un ki tasweer dekhna isi se aaj kal hum guzaarah kartay hain yeh roz roz ke tanza achay nahi dosta to agar khush nahi to kinaarah kartay hain kal raat chaand ko dekha to yeh ehsaas hua


Input: kul raat chaand ko dekha to yeh ehsaas hua tum akelae ho tumhein meri zaroorat ho ae khuda iss ko kisi aur ka na hone dena ae khuda iss ko kisi aur ka na hone dena warna umar bhar mujhe tujh se shikayat hoga kya baat hai maloom nahi hai na kya hoga kya maloom hai yeh jo uncertainty hai literally ek shakhs ka aap ka hona ya na hona

Response: bahat hi uncertainty hai to jo woh shak hota hai woh shak us fact pe ke bhai will we ever make it main ne ek baar hi ek quote para tha main to us ka hoon woh kis ka hai yaar gar yeh sochoon to nein nahi aati to there is uncertainty sometimes you feel like that arz ki hai bhai


Input: mohbbat sikha kar juda ho gaya mohbbat sikha kar juda ho gaya nah socha nah samjha khfa ho gaya duniya main kis ko ham apna kahae jo apna tha wahi bewafa ho gaya kya baat hai yeh main ne phir se bola yeh main ne already bola tha yeh shaayar theek hai aage aate aap ko khatam aap ke paas itni shaayar thay ho gaya nahin to bolo phir bhai kuch kro chale kah main aap ko sunata hoon kah

Response: tu ishq ka hi karzdar lagta hai mujhe yeh karz shandar lagta hai teri aankhon mein yeh khoon kaisa nazr yoon hai ke intezar lagta hai jisay tum yeh ishq kehte ho miyan yeh jismoon ka hi karobar lagta hai tu ishq ka hi karzdar lagta haivah bhai, bahut bahut bari hai. dekhen, mohabbat, jesa main ne aap ko kaha ke aisa behtareen ata farmayi hai. aur yahan sirf kuch log hain jo is preclear level pahchnatay hain. tafzal aap ko chhna rahe thay. yeh anwar masood sahab ki ek qasl hai, to arz kiya hai.


Input: kayun kisi aur ko dukh dard sunaun apnay apni aankhon se bhi main zakhm chhupaun apnay main to qaim hoon tere gham ki badolt werna

Response: yun bikhra jaun ke khud hath na aun kya baat hai main sunata hoon aap ko ke shaam ka waqt dal ka kinarah main aur tum chay ki piyali ek shikarah main aur tum laila majnu heer ranjha un se pehle ishq ke pano ka hai hawalah main aur tumaik hi hai hum do se dono aik banay aik hi khwab ko hum ne swara mein aur tum hum se poocho hum se un ka rishta dost aik dooje ka hai sahara mein aur tum nishad ki wadi kashmir ka manzar pyara kya hai us ki boondon ne hai pukara mein aur tum


Input: yah bahata jahlem sard hawaye poochti hai phir kab milen ge bolo dobara main aur tum bohat badiya to arz kiya hai kaash tu chaand aur main sitara hota kaash tu chaand aur main sitara hota aasmaan mein aashiyana hamara hota log tumhein door se dekhte log tumhein door se dekhte

Response: paas se dekhne ka haq sirf hamara hota kya baat hai dekhen Jon Sahib ka aik sher hai jo mere dil ke bohat qareeb hai Jon Sahib farmate hain ab kya taklif kare yeh kehne meinab kya takalluf karta yeh kehne mein jo bhi khush hai hum us se jalte hain jaan sahab ko samajhne ke liye kaleja chahiye aur mujhe lagta hai shaayri ki duniya mein jis ne jaan ko na samajha woh balakul na samajh haiab woh kuchh aakhirat mein kuchh kehna hai bhai


Input: keh hum ne nikah ko itna ziyada mushkil bana dia hai sab se bara chalnj young generation ke liye ban gaya hai kyunkay jo pichhli generation hain un ki rasmein aur riwaz khatam nahi hote ke yeh tradition yeh aise hona hai yeh aise hona hai jo cheez Allah ne aasan kari thi hum ne woh mushkil kar di

Response: is liye main ziyada nikah main nahi jata shadiyon main nahi jata us din bhi aik khatoon aayi unhon ne kaha ke ji mera beta bees saal ke hai aur us ne kaha hai ke mujhe fulani aik ladki hai woh pasand hai to main us se shadi karna chahta hoon main chahta hoon ke aap us se mera nikah kara dein to main ne un ko samjhaiya ke is ko inkar na karen baghair pasand ke to shadi hai hi nahi islam main rizq ka konsept bacha apne parents ko samjha rahe hain ke jab woh meri zindagi main aayegi main ziyada mehnat karungaaur main inshaAllah apne pairoN pe khara ho jaaon ga lekin aap in kay liye ab jo hai raastay mein patthar daal rahe hain aur is kay liye mushkilein khari kar rahe hain to woh kis kay paas jaay ga pata nahin yeh kahin se kaunsipt le ke aaaye hain ke ji abhi bacha jo hai woh apne pairoN pe khara hoga to phir is kay baad jo hai us ki shaadi hogi phir hum teen so chaar so logon ko bhalayenge phir hum pachas hazar logon ke saamne namaish karenge social media par ke


Input: main ne aur meri family ne decide kia ke hum simple nikah karen ge aur Alhamdulillah hum ne bilkul aik simple nikah kia masjid mein aur main aaj tak us ki barkat apne nikah mein dekhti hoon zindagi jitni saada hogi khayal utna buland hoga comparison ne insaan ka sukuun tabah kar dias-salam alaykum doctor wasim kaise hain aap? wa alaykum as-salam mein bilkul theek tha al-hamdu lillah aap kaise hain theek hain? mein bilkul theek hoon al-hamdu lillah aaj aap se baat kar ke bohot ziyada achha lag raha hai kyunke mein aap ke podcast sunti rehti hoon aur mein aes ki kai ghanton ke aap ke podcast mein ne sunay hain aur aakhri tareekh mein aap ke saath baith ke baat karoonga to thank you time nikalne ke liye aur mein aham hoon ke is podcast se logon ko fayda ho

Response: inshaaAllah ji muqsad to yahi hai ke logon ki zindagi mein aasani aaye khayal ki aasani aaye woh main jo hamara jo peruiz hai is poree videos banaane ka short banaane ka logon tak is message ko pahunchane ka ke log pareshan hain aur sukoon Allah ke zikar mein hai yahi aasan rasta hai bas log ek dafa chal ke to dekhen to bas yahi hamara message hai logon tak jaaye aur logon ke liye aasani ho


Input: tu chaliye phir aap se kuch sawal poochte hain aur ummeed yeh hai ke logon ko is se zaroor faida hogaa sab se pehle mein aap se poochna chahti hoon ke aap ki instagram profile pe likha hai a doctor prescribing wellness not pills matlab aap dawai deinay pe yakeen nahi rakhte jo ke bohot rare hai aaj ke time pe aaj to har cheez ki dawai available hai chahay woh supplements hi kyuun nahi ho to aap is concept mein kyuun believe karte hain ke dawaiyon pe yakeen nahi rakhte aap

Response: dekhen main hoon medical doctor main ne MBBS kiya lekin jo main ne dekha na keh logon ka jo aik concept ban gaya hai na keh har masle ke liye goli hai yehi sab se bara masla hai agar hum last hundred years ko dekhen na keh insan ne jo khurak mein change ki hai foot ko process kiya hai Hazrat Wasef Ali Wasef Rahmatullah ka bara piyara jumla hai keh hum aaraam ki aarzu mein be-aaraam ho rahe hain Quran Pak ki ayat hai keh lakat khalq insantu proses foot ka intek hai likh af fizikal activity hai chhoti chhoti baat pe hum tension lete hain priyshani halaat ki wajah se nahi khayalaat ki wajah se hoti hai aur neend ka koi pattern nahi hai saari raat jaagte rehna saara din jo hai woh sotey rehna yahi ka hum apni asal se dur ho gaye hainaur us ki oopar bhi jo sab se bara jo masla hai logon ke saath ke log hal kisi aik goli ko smajhte hain ke jaise main koi aik medsin le loon ga to main theek ho jaoon ga. aap ko khud apne aap ko badalna pare ga khata ke zima darr aap ho jaenge ata ka zima darr Allah hai.tu doctor badalne ke sath khud ko bhi badalna aur un ka hath pakar ke un ko right direction mein le ke jana yeh main samajhta hoon ke tamam doctors ki zimmedari hain rasool Allah ki aik dua ke aye Allah main is ilm se panaah mangta hoon jo nafe nahi deto yahni kah doctor ka kaam to Allah ki hukm se mareez ki zindagi mein aasani laana hai to agar doctor jaanta hai kah mere mareez ki diet theek nahi hai exercise nahi karta time pe sota nahi hai chhoti baat ki tension leta hai to us ko kaise aik medicine se aaraam mil jaay ga lekin woh thora sa logon ki aik jo change aaya hai har cheez ke peechay jaldi se bhagnakeh koi agar yeh bata de ke mere paas aik nuskha hai jo aap ko aur night theek kar de ga to log un cheezein ke peeche ziyada bhagte hain halaanki haqeeqat yehi hai ke hum ne apni life style ko modify karna hai Allah zaalim nahi hai Allah bara meherban hai lekin Allah bhi un ki madad karta hai jo apni madad aap karte hain to doctor badalne ke saath khud ko bhi badalna hai agar to dawaiyon se bachna hai kuch whitmanz theek hai agar woh aap lete hain lekin woh bhi tab


Input: bilkul yahi baat hai kyunkay dwaiyaan koi jaadu nahi kar dein gi laif styel chanjez houn gay tab hi woh dwaiyaan bhi baadi pah kaam karen gi aesi hai jabkay aaj kay time pah har kisi ko jaldi hai kay mujhay laif styel chanjez nahi karnay hum to beesiyon saal say aesi rehtay aae hainbas duai de di jiye theek kare jotay se is cheez ko but that's not how our body works Allah ne ek nizam banaya hai and hamari body ka haq hai ke hum is ki care kare is ki sahih dekh bhal kare Allah ne humein yeh ek machine di hai is ki care karna hamara kaam hai

Response: quran pak ki aik ayat hai ke Allah ne jo kuchh tumhein diya hai us ke mutalliq tum se sawal hoga to us wujood se barri koi ne'mat hai yani ke us ka bhi hum ne khayal rakhna hai aur aik formula jo hazrat wasif ali wasif rehmat Allah ki audio mein jo humein mila woh main logon tak bhi pahuncha raha hoon ke jahan Allah ne paaband kiya hai wahan azaad na hona jahan azaad kiya hai wahan paaband na honaAap yeh dekhen ke khaao piyo hadd se nah barho aur hum ne insaan ko mushkil ke liye paida keya hai agar is ki upper hi amal shuru ho jaye to yeh gheir zaroori adwiyaat to beech mein se waisi hi nikkal jaye in do batoon par amal nahin kar rahe kitni dawaiyon ke muhtaj ho gaye woh insaan kya taraqqi kare ga jis ke khurak ki jagah dawai khaani par rahi hai aur yeh hamara ilmiyah hai aaj ke jadeed dor kaaise teen laif satail chanjiz jo aap ne khud apni laif mein kiye aur aap rekomand karte hain aurun ko bhi keh woh yeh chanjiz karein. intarmit fasting ke mutalik logon ko pata hona chahiye ke Allah taala ne jo yeh fasting ki aik tarteeb rakhi hai Rasool Allah sallal lahu alaihi wasallam ki poori zindagi se haftay mein do rozay rakhna ke yeh fasting hum ne sirf ramzan tak mahdood nahin rakhi.hum ne fasting ko aise le ke chalna hai ke yeh hamara life style ka hissa ban jaye is ke saath saath time pe sonaTaim peh jagna is cheez ka bohat khayal rakhna hai hamari jo internal aik jo clock Allah ne set ki hai na woh jab tak set nahi hogi jab tak hum is raat Allah ne kisi maqsad ke liye banayi hai banayi hai din kisi maqsad ke liye banayi hai to is tarteeb ko set karna hai yeh main aasan aasan bata raha hoon aur jab bhi aap ne din ka start karna hai to fajar ke baad aap ne exercise lazmi karni hai yeh bais taim hai exercise ka agar aapjam ja sakte hain well and good nahein to aap ghar mein hi kuch dumbbells rakhen aur exercise kar ke aap apne kaam pe niklein Allah Taala ne energy ka aik pooraa chashma hamare andar rakha hua hai lekin us ko activate karti hai exercise to time pe soein intermittent fasting ko practice karen aur exercise karen aur woh bhi strength training to aap dekhain ge ke aap ki life badi bharpoor tariqe se inshaAllah guzre gi


Input: Taim peh sonay kay riGuarding mein zaroor aap say pochna chahungi specialy jo hamari generation hai ab fonz har waqt hath mein hotay hain aur kyunkay algorithemz itnay addictive banay gaye hain kay insan skral karta chala jaye aur usay waqt ka pata na lagay to taim peh sonay kay aap kay pas kuch tps hain kay ham jaldi aur waqt par so jayen kyunkay ai gas sare hormonal issues jo aaj kay taim pe milz ya fi milz ko ho rahay hain

Response: woh sleep pattern ke distribute hone ki waja se hi ho rahe hain dekhen jab hum subah jese mein ne kaha na kaha hum fajar se din ka aagaz karen ge exercise karen ge pura din jab hum kaam karen ge raat tak hamara jism thak chuka hoga aur woh neend ko demand kare ga aap ne apne mobile ka usage hai na is ko kam se kam rakhna haijatni aap ke liye majboori hai itna is ko istemaal karen baqi nichear se kunnik karen books parhiN aisay tarah se koi aisi habees rakhen to iss se yeh hai ke aap yeh mobile ki lat aap ko nahin lagay gi problem sirf yeh hai ke saare hi mobile pe lage hain agar aap ek khandaan mein dekhen ke kitne log exercise karte hain kitne log time pe so’te hain to woh bahut kam hon ge to abhi hum ne khud se start karna hai aur hum ne dekhna hai ke yeh kiyon important haimain ne pichhle kuchh saalon mein is routine ko jab start kiya to main ne dekha ke main apne roz merah ke kaamon mein bhi bohat acha ho gaya Alhamdulillah woh aik rasool Allah salli Allah alihe wasallam ki hadith hai ke qaayi momin musalman behtar hai Allah ki nazar mein za'eef musalman setu qvi musalman ne pehley khud ko qvi kia hai na takay woh dheer sarey logon ki khidmat kar sake Allah ke dheer sarey kaam kar sake to Allah ne bhi apni jo hai na tareejh bata di hai ke mujhe kamzor banda nahin chahiye mujhe bhi taqatwar banda chahiye to is ke liye humein nature se connect hona pare ga yeh jo balke mobile ki lat hai ke aap baithe hue hain aur aap scroll kar rahe hain aur aap ko pata bhi nahin chala aur ghante guzar gaye aap ki aik to aankhon ko woh roshni raattu aik tu aap ney is cheez ko ghalat kar diya aur dusra yeh keh phir neend aaye gi bhi nahi keh aap jo woh deep sleep jo neend isha ke baad ki neend hai yeh to ab research bhi saabit kar rahi hai woh subah aap ko kisi surat bhi nahi mil sakti keh aap yeh soch rahe hain keh poori raat jaak ke agar aap subah 8 ghante so rahe hain main aise logon ko jaanta hoon jin ki ramzan mein routine hoti hai ke sehri tak jaakte hain aur us ke baad saara din sotey hain aur maghrib se kuchh dair pehle uthtey hainaur woh jo pata nahin woh apne oopar ehsaan kar rahe hote hain yeh rozah rak ke ya kya rozah to aap ki puri training hai aap ki jo hai nafs ke khilaf aap ka jihad hai ke aap ne pure din mein logon se intrek karna hai zaban se gaali nahin nikalni kisi se badtameezi nahin karni gusa nahin karnabhuk piyas ke bawajood jo hai aap ne kisi khane pene ki cheez ko haath nahin lagana takay aap ke andar bardaasht aaye sab se badi quwat quwat bardaasht hai aur hum jo har cheez mein hum ne apne liye jo aasaniyah dhoond li hai na yahi hamare liye masiyat khardi kar rahi hai to ek dafa zara life style active kar ke dekhen jab aap exercise karenge jab aap time pe soyenge time pe jagenge woh jo aap ki energy level honge na wohtu sehat ke liye to aap ko yeh saare ke saare steps uthane parayenge bolne ki baat nahin hai karne ka kaam hai aur ek dafaa karna shuru karen phir dekhen ke kitna maza aata hai kon sa insan nahin chahega ke us ke jism mein dard nah ho kon sa insan nahin chahega ke us ka jo poora jo body hai woh full active rahe aur woh behtareen tariqe se apne family ko bhi time de sake apne patients ko bhi time de sake urd-gird ke logon ko time de sake leekkyun ke insaan jo sust hua hota hai ham jannat se nikale hue log hain to hamen wapas aram pasandi ki taraf ke hamen baithay baithay sab kuch mil jaye lekin jab tak is duniya mein hain to Allah taala ne hamare ooper mushkilat lazim kar di hai to hum ne abhi apne is nafs ke aagay ja kejahad karna hai aur sab se pehle apne aap se shuru karna hai woh asal jahad jo hai woh to hai hi nafs ke khilaf jahad aik bara pyara fikra mujhe hazrat wasif ali wasif rehmatullah ka yaad aagaye is ka mafhoom hai ke un qareeb zimoor ki awaz par chalne walay sarkhro kar diye jayenge aur nafs ki hukm manne walay tabah o barbad kar diye jayengeyani kah yeh jo andar zimair ki jo aawaaz hai na woh aap ko hamesha sahih baat karti hai kah namaaz parhni hai time pe sona hai time pe jaagna hai bhook rukh ke khana hai apni laif mein discipline ko le ke aana hai lekin nafs woh sher jab aap us ko khila rahe hote ho to woh itna powerful ho jata hai kah woh phir aap ki roz marra ki jo routine hai na us mein aap ki asal se door kar deta hai aur asal yahi hai kah khao piyo hadd se na barho aur hum ne insaan ko mashqat ke liye


Input: So jo sunna life style hai, kam khana, ziyada mehnat karna, time pe sona, time pe uthna, namaazon ki pabandi rakhna, rozay rakhna, yeh ek insaan ke life style hai. Bilkul aisi hai aur main fasting jab se main ne karna shuru ki hai,

Response: main yeh experience share karta raha hoon apna ke main ek research dekh raha tha jis main pata chala ke 48 ar fasting karne ke baad auto phage activate hoti hai yeh ek process hai jis ke zariye body apne aap ko khud heal karta hai to main ne kaha ke lets give it a trial dekhte hain ke aap kaise 48 arzon main agar fasting karte hain to kya us ka asar hogaaap yaqeen karen chalees ghante guzar gaye main bachoun ke saath khel raha hoon nah mujhe bhook ka aik ehsaas hai itna main lait feel kar raha hoon itna main acha mehsoos kar raha hoon energy level mere achhay hain aur main yeh soch raha hoon keh itna to log kha ke energetic nahi mehsoos karte jitna main fasting main mehsoos kar raha hoon agar din main ne hazrat wasif ali wasif ali ki audio suniis mein irshad farmate hain ke jitni tawanai faqe se behal hoti hai utna khane se kidhar behal hoti hai aur jin se ALLAH mohabbat karta hai un ko khana deta hai jin se ziyada mohabbat karta hai un ko faqe deta hai to main bilkul hi soch mein par gaya ke dekhen hum jo hai thori thori baat jo khane pine ki chizon ki pichhe bhag rahe hote hain isi ghulami ne humein kharab kar diya to fasting aap ko bara aik discipline sikhati hai to main to us ko baramain aap se poochna chahton gi ke Allah ke 99 naamz mein se Allah ka aisa konsa naam hai jo aap ke dil ke sab se ziyada qareeb hai? Ar-Rehman noolem ul-Qur'an khalq ul-insaan 'ilme al-bayan ke bada hi Rehman hai hamara rab jis ne humein Qur'an ka 'ilm diya insaan ko paida kiya aur usse bolne wala banaaya.tu yeh sab se bari jo Allah ki jo main sifat samajhta hoon na keh tum zamin walon par rehmat karo aasman wala tum par rehmat kare ga aur isi title ke saath rehmat Allah alayhi wasallam tu jis insaan ke dil mein narmi hai na jis ko narmi de di gayi na us ko tamam jahan ki khair de di gayi aur jis se narmi chhin li gayi jis ka dil pather ho gaya us se tamam jahan ki khair chhin li gayitu yeh aisi hai ke dil ka narm hona yeh bara zaroori hai aur yeh sifat aik rahmani sifat hai Allah ki sifat hai jo keh woh chahta hai ke mere bande bhi zaroor apni zindagi main is ko practice kren aur is ka maza chakhain ke jitni aap ki kainaat main Allah ka hissa hai itni Allah ki kainaat main aap ka hissa hai to jitna rahm ke saath chalo ge jitna aasaniyaan baantoge jitna maaf karo ge rahmatkehhte iss cheez ko hain jo humein hamari ghalatiyon ke nateeje se bachaye yani ke baray se bara gunah bhi Allah ke fazal se bara nahin hai Allah ka jo yeh sifat hai ya jo yeh naam hai yeh humein bari ummeed deta hai main to is ko yahi samajhta hoon ke jo insan Allah ki rehmot par ummeed rakhta hai to us ko kabhi bhi na ummeed nahin hona chahiye apne mustaqbil ko le ke to mere liye to yehi naam bara dil ke qareeb hai


Input: bilkul aur shaytan ka sab se bara hathiyar yahi hai keh insaan ko hoplis kar deta hai bilkul aisi keh tum ne itne gunah kar diye aur phir bhi tum ALLAH ke samne khare ho rahe ho tumhein sharm nahin a rahi yeh aise logon ke liye na yeh aap ne badi pyari baat ki mujhe es se na yeh hazrat ka hi fikr aaye ke jo gumrah na hue un ko raah pe ane ki lzzat ka andaza kaise hogga

Response: tu yeh Allah ne tu wapsi ka darwaza khula rakha hai shart bas sidqe dil se tobah karne ki jab tak hamari saans chal rahe hain tab tak validity hai ke aap maafi mang sakte hain agar hum khula rakhte hain to darwaza khula rakha hai Allah ki jo rehmat ka darwaza hai woh khat khatane se pehle khul jata haiaur yahi kaunsipt hum ne apni younger generation ko bhi dena hai ke jo marzi ho jaye jitna marzi bhi door chale jao ye mat sochna ke jaise wapsi ka raasta band ho gaya ye jo fikra main ne bola na hazrat ka ke baray se bara gunah bhi Allah ke fazal se bara nahi hai to bas ne ilm ka dawa karenge ne amal ka dawa karenge Allah ke fazal ka dawa karengejoo main ne kia us peh istaghfar Allah aur joo Allah ne kia us peh Al-hamdulillah bus isi formula ke saath zindagi guzar te rehain inshaAllah kabhi bhi gumrah nahi honge inshaAllah


Input: inshaAllah inshaAllah aap ne extreme anxiety se paraayaa hai life mein ek bohat dark phase aaya tha aur phir us ke baad aap ne apni life mein aise kon se changes kiye jis se aap us dark phase se bahir nikal paaye aur ab aap is position mein hain ke aap aur logo ko un ki life ke dark phase se bahir nikaalte hain

Response: dekhain meri to puri jo laif hai na agar main is ko dekhoo na kah mujhe bohat jaldi success mil gayi aur mujhe yahi bataya gaya tha bachpan mein kah jaise izzat mil jayegi paisa mil jayega short mil jayegi to bas yahi kafi hai lekin is ke baad excitement ka aana naWo Allah Ta'ala Ki Taraf Se Sab Se Bara Inaam Tha Kyunkeh Issi Angzeeti Ke Dauran Mein Ne Quran Tarjume Se Parhna Shuru Kia Mein Ne Hazrat Waasef Ali Waasef Rahmatullah Ko Sunna Shuru Kia Wo Rahat Jo Tumhen Sula Rahi Hai Iss Se Wo Takleef Behtar Hai Jo Tumhen Jaga Rahi Hai Yeh Jo Takaleef Aati Hain Yeh Allah Ke Qareeb Karne Ke Liye Aati Hain Aur Iss Dauran Mere Waldeen Barey Preshan The Mein Ek Hi Beta Hoon To Wo Dua Kar Rahe Thetu unhi duaon ke baad jab main ne audio ek Hazrat Wasif Ali Wasif ne kahie wesi random main search kar raha tha insaan jo paicharah talash main hota hai woh dhun raha hota hai ke kuch to milay jis se sukun milay to un ki ek audio aai jis main unhen ek baat boli ke agar tumhen sachcha ustaad mil jayetu maan baap ko na chhor daina un ki duaoun se hi tu sachcha ustaad milta hai tu woh pirnants ki duaaen thi jinhou ne un audious tak pahunchaya aur woh jo aik insaan jo us waqt us takleef se guzra raha tha us ko us waqt yeh ilm nahi tha k aage ja ke kitne logon tak woh baat jaani hai main agar angziyati se na guzra hota main kabhi bhi relate na kar paataye na nazar aane wali sab se khatarnaak bimari hai kyunkah ye aap ko hope less kar deti hai ye aap ko depression mein bhi kyunkah sixty percent log jo angziyati ka shikaar hote hain woh depression ka bhi shikaar hote hain aage ja ke lekin isi daar aan ye hazrat ka ek shayr hai woh main eat kar doon beech mein keh dushwaari hayaat kabhi mukhtasar na ho teri nigaah lutf agar hum safar na ho itna sitam na kar keh na ho luzat sitam itna karam na kar keh meri aankh tar na houtna sitam bhi na ho ke luzat sitam na ho aur utna karam bhi na ho ke aankh se aansu chale jaye to khushi gham zindagi ke saath chalte rehti hain aur bus insaan bara kuch seekh ta hai aur shayad isi liye yeh meri apni definition hai ke Allah taala takleef bhej ke aap ko mushkil mein daal kar us mushkil se nikalta hai taa ke aap dusr ko mushkil se nikal sakobehtrin baat yeh baat agar samajh lag jaye to kabhi bhi insaan takleef ka ghulla nah kare takleef ko bhi Allah ka ehsaan samajhe bahut sarey log woh message nahin samajh patay is liye ghulla karte rehtey hain jo log apni zindagi mein taklifon se guzarte hain un ki personality mein aik depth aa jati hai


Input: aur jin logon ke ooper azmaishiyan guzri hi nahin hoon un ki personaltiyas hokeli reh jati hain to mujhe aisay lagta hai jaise kai ek heera ko tarasha jata hai jitna woh under pressure ho utna woh aur qeemti hota chala jata hai. waisay hi Allah insaan ke saath karta hai jis insaan ko Allah chun ley us pe phir azmaishiyan aati hain par woh aur ziyada us ko khubsurat banati chali jati hain beks agar aap kabhi kisi cheez se guzre hain nahintu aap auron ki madad kaise karen ge aap auron ki baat sunen ge bhi tu aap ko lage ga ke yeh is ka kia sense banta hai jo ke pehle ke zamane mein bhi main bhi hota tha mental health issues wagaira pe log itna focus nahi karte the ke yeh aisa kuch nahi hota yeh sab kahne wali baatein hainlekince kyunkay ab log is se guzarte hain they can understand ke yeh cheezein exist kerti hain anxiety, depression yeh saari cheezein exist kerti hain and ab log relate kar pate hain ke kaisa feel hota hai aur ek dusre ki madad kar pate hain to yeh museebatein aana bhi Allah ki rehmat hai ke humein samajh aati hai dusre ki pariyaaniyon ki maine apni aik podcast main yeh baat mention ki thi ke main is liye anxiety ke upar ziyada kaam kar raha hoon kyunkay mujhe nahi suna gaya tha

Response: kyunkeh jab aap kisi ko kehte ho to woh yehi kehta hai Hate Kute ho tumhein kya masla hai? Zaaheri taur par to kuchh nazar nahin aaraha hota na isi dairan mein ne ek sher parha tha jo mujhe yaad raha keh kaisy guzar rahi hai sabhi pouchhte hain log kaisy guzaarta hoon koi pouchhta nahin to jis pe guzarti hai na wohi jaanta hai aur main isi ka yehi ek misaal deta hoon keh sabght Allah Allah ka rang na to Allah apna rang charha raha hota hai rang zara paka charhtu yeh laif ka lisn hota hai jo aap ko groom kar raha hota hai aap ko polish kar raha hota hai tu is mein basal yahi hai keh gilah nahin karna main aik misaal deta hoon keh jitna insaan gilah karta hai utna wasaayseen barhte hain jitna shukar karta hai utna yaqeen barhta hai jitna yaqeen barhta hai utna imaan barhta hai aur jis ka imaan yaqeen kabhi ho gaya us ke liye phir koi khof khof nahin rehta to hamaara deen hai hai Allah ki razaa mein raazi honaaisi hai ji bal kl jitna aap Allah se raazi hain itna Allah aap se raazi hai simple sa formula hai agar koi sabj hai kisi ne hazrat se poocha na ke mujhe kaise pata chale ga ke Allah mujh se kitna raazi hai to unhon ne jawab diya jitna tum Allah se raazi ho itna Allah tum se raazi hai ab batao ke raazi ho ya gila kar rahe ho khaliq ka gila makhluq se to nahi kar rahe hain makhluq ka gila khaliq se to nahi kar rahe hain yani ke yeh sirf apne aap ko behtar karne ka safar haiHazrat Ali karam Allah waju ka bara pyara farmann hai ke insaan ki sab se bari buraai yeh hai ke woh dusron mein buraai dhoondta hai aur jis insaan ko apni ghalti ka ehsaas hona shuru ho jaaye na ke mujh mein abhi bara kaam karna baqi hai to woh Allah ki rehmat mein daakhil ho gaya aaj kal ke jadeed insaan ka sab se bara masla yeh hai ke isi ki jo hai na sab se bari tragedy hai ke isi ki tragedy he mar gayi hai woh samajhta hai ke main hamesha theek hun gaagar main ne yeh baat kar li hai to us ke ind pe mera theek hona laazim hai main ghalati ki gunjaish nahin rakhta aap bhi zindagi hain doosra insan bhi zindagi hai to ihtiraam ke saath doosri zindagi ko qubool karne wala hi apni zindagi ko qubool kar pata hai aur hamara deen yehi sikhta hai ke jis Allah ne tumhen takhleeq kiya hai usi Allah ne doosre ko bhi takhleeq kiya hai aap ka ihtiraam zaroori hai to doosre ka ihtiraam bhi zaroori haiaur yeh jo training hai na yeh samjhana nawjwanon ko khud pehle apni islah ke baad yeh bara zaroori hai kyunkay main dekh raha hoon ke adab ki kami hoti ja rahi hai respect kya hai kitna zaroori hai ilm hasil karne ke liye danaai ke liye ke aap ka jo adab ka hona respect ka hona ihtiram ka hona yeh kitna laazim hai aur yeh formula atal hai aaj bhi yahi formula chalega aur aaj se kai saal baad bhi yahi formula chalega