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Amazon.com: Moving Target (1988): Jason Bateman, John Glover, Jack Wagner, Chynna Phillips: Amazon Instant Video | 0.00 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,255,651,200 | Slow dull "classical" 1980's style movie | 2 stars of 5 for this slow dull "classical" 1980's style movie. This movie has a young Jason Bateman in the lead. Very very very slow and dull with a few moments of bad 1980's style music. To our relief the background music (which is very annoying) is kept to a minimum. Though it attempts to be an action/suspense movie... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Mask Maker: Jonathan Breck, Nikki Deloach, Stephen Colletti, Treat Williams: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 6/10 | 0negative | 1,307,232,000 | It was "ok" but I won't watch it again | I watched this last night. And I don't remember enough of it to give it a indepth review. But it wasn't as bad as people are letting on nor was it as great as people are letting on. If you don't like your killer to be supernatural then don't bother with this. Its about a guy that comes back from the dead. His whole sto... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.6 | 10 |
Amazon.com: Mask Maker: Jonathan Breck, Nikki Deloach, Stephen Colletti, Treat Williams: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 2/2 | 0negative | 1,321,833,600 | Needed a Face Lift | This film seemed to have a bit of potential at first. It was obvious it was going to be a rehash of a lot of the old Leatherface clichés, but Nikki DeLoach's good humor was infectious and the couple launching off on their new life in the isolated old house was likeable. So I was ready to overlook the townsfolk w... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 1 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Mask Maker: Jonathan Breck, Nikki Deloach, Stephen Colletti, Treat Williams: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 0/0 | 0negative | 1,321,660,800 | Kiosk Rating <1 | Positives:None that I can think of. Really, I'm trying.Negatives:(1.) Cheap, e.g. starting with no subtitles or special features. Acting experience/filmography for the most part consists of shorts, TV videos which is typical of cheap and quick almost made for TV productions. Cheap costume store style face masks and usu... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 0 |
Amazon.com: Mask Maker: Jonathan Breck, Nikki Deloach, Stephen Colletti, Treat Williams: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 0/0 | 0negative | 1,320,105,600 | MASK OF FAMILIARITY | MASK MAKER takes us down a cinematic path often traveled and does it in a typically predictable fashion. A story of revenge with an unstoppable killer who murders his victims and uses their skinned faces to achieve some kind of beauty. Flashbacks reveal his motivation in an attempt to elicit some level of sympathy.MASK... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 0 |
Amazon.com: Mask Maker: Jonathan Breck, Nikki Deloach, Stephen Colletti, Treat Williams: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 0/0 | 0negative | 1,320,019,200 | Unmasked.................. | Sadly, there is absolutely nothing original in this movie. The filmmakers shamelessly borrowed from practically everyone, turning out a stale formula piece that is purely by the numbers. I couldn't find a thing that elevated this movie above a 100 other like films. The plot is standard: a group of kids spend the weeken... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 0 |
Amazon.com: Vampireland: Michael Bugard, Eric Maurer, Eric Jaan, Misty Mills: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,348,531,200 | Horrible | This movie was horrible. It did not play right when I was watching it online. I liked how it went by old vampire styles. Such as crosses worked and you had to invite them in and such. But the ending was really bad. Do not waste your money on this one. Also the storyline did not really make much sense. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Vampireland: Michael Bugard, Eric Maurer, Eric Jaan, Misty Mills: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 3/6 | 0negative | 1,343,174,400 | Negative Stars! Avoid like flesh eating bacteria! | "Lets jiggel the camera to show that the ground is shakeing!"Special effects; haloween leftovers.Acting; Well, the cast managed to repeat memorized lines.Casting apears to have been done in a trailer park.Script; I know nine year olds who write better stories.Cinimatography; Someones home cam.Conclusion: Anoyingly bore... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Vampireland: Michael Bugard, Eric Maurer, Eric Jaan, Misty Mills: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 1/5 | 0negative | 1,342,310,400 | Worst movie EVER!!!! | Do not waste your time! I love hokie, I love cheese when it comes to horror. This just plain old sucked. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.2 | 5 |
Amazon.com: Vampireland: Michael Bugard, Eric Maurer, Eric Jaan, Misty Mills: Amazon Instant Video | 3.99 | 1/7 | 0negative | 1,341,705,600 | meh | There was very bad effects & evil characters that look like they stepped out of the 10 dollar costume halloween shop. If you are in to paying 1.99 for really cheesy stuff this is for you. The bad guy does have a good demonic voice & some interestingly complex and incredibly vulgar sayings. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.142857 | 7 |
Amazon.com: Spinout: Elvis Presley, Diane Mc Bain, Shelley Fabares, Norman Taurog: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 8/9 | 0negative | 959,904,000 | Spun Out | The best things about this heavily formula vehicle are (1) Elvis' opening production numbers (including a nicely staged "Adam And Evil"); (2) Deborah Walley's "girl drummer" role; (3) the Deusenberg; and (4) Elvis' closing production number, the medium walking blues "I'll Be Back". Everyth... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.888889 | 9 |
Amazon.com: Spinout: Elvis Presley, Diane Mc Bain, Shelley Fabares, Norman Taurog: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 7/9 | 0negative | 1,114,992,000 | The Road To Love Is Full Of Danger Signs... | Three lovely young ladies all want Elvis' gearstick in this craptastic musical comedy that's so bad it ROCKS! I just love the title song sequence where Les and the guys 'provide' Elvis with "...lots and lots of girls." And who was that chick, the blonde with the short cropped hair who literally shoves all the other chi... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.777778 | 9 |
Amazon.com: Spinout: Elvis Presley, Diane Mc Bain, Shelley Fabares, Norman Taurog: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/3 | 0negative | 935,452,800 | Not the worst, but far from good | This film has the dubious honor to be included in the book "The 50 worst films of all time". It is definently not one of those, but one can hardly call it a proper film, either. It is rather a loose framework in which 12 new songs could be presented in a more or less natural manner. A great-great-grandfather ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.333333 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Spinout: Elvis Presley, Diane Mc Bain, Shelley Fabares, Norman Taurog: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/1 | 0negative | 1,123,200,000 | Presley's Worst Film | "Spinout" (1966) represents the nadir of Elvis Cinema - a bad sitcom without the laugh track. The only redeeming features are a few memorable songs, such as "I'll Be Back" and "Stop, Look and Listen." Buy the soundtrack and skip the movie. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 1 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Spinout: Elvis Presley, Diane Mc Bain, Shelley Fabares, Norman Taurog: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 5/7 | 0negative | 960,768,000 | The music's better than the movie | SPINOUT is another hard movie to sit through, thanks to the weak dialogue and even weaker storyline.Elvis plays a singing race car driver (for the second time), who is being chased by three women. These include a spoiled brat (Shelley Fabares), an erotic author (Diane McBain), and his own drummer (Deborah Walley).The m... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.714286 | 7 |
Amazon.com: Spinout: Elvis Presley, Diane Mc Bain, Shelley Fabares, Norman Taurog: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/6 | 0negative | 938,736,000 | NOT A GOOD SPIN FOR PRESLEY | This is not Presley's best vehicle but by this outing he was not being allowed to act anyway so he appears to be just going though the motions. The movie songs are not a real treat either, he seems to be singing to everyone including his enemies. (Where does the music come from when he sings anyway). When asked to do t... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.666667 | 6 |
Amazon.com: The Legend Of Big Foot (1976): Ivan Marx, Don Reese: Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 4/8 | 0negative | 1,260,748,800 | Junk | This film tried to capitalized on the previously successful Legend of Boggy Creek, and failed horribly. It's nothing but a boring home movie. Other than a shot of someone prancing around a forest in a gorilla suit, the film has no perks whatsoever. Strongly not recommended. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 8 |
Amazon.com: Subway Baby: Kai Connor, Sheryl Matthys, Dr. Jeff Gardere, Victoria Goldman: Amazon Instant Video | null | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,341,187,200 | Home Video | A woman (with a child in a state of perpetual tantrum) straps a camera to a stroller to see who will help her carry it. This is a video about how one person's poor planning can become everyone's problem! I looked for the story in it, but couldn't find one, so I shut it off. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Wolverine Anime Series [HD]: Season 1, Episode 1 "Mariko [HD]": Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,342,051,200 | It's worse than the Iron Man series | I saw this anime and I thought it's better than the X-Men series, but worse than Iron Man series. This series would only be good if you're a little boy or girl, but nothing more than Wolverine on his useless quest to save the woman he loves. Pretty much you can apply this story for any character and use it. It doesn't ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Wolverine Anime Series [HD]: Season 1, Episode 1 "Mariko [HD]": Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 2/4 | 0negative | 1,315,526,400 | not what i expected | being a wolverine fan ; this is nothing like i expected. really don't like the drawing or storyline. looks fake. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 4 |
Amazon.com: Wolverine Anime Series [HD]: Season 1, Episode 1 "Mariko [HD]": Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 3/8 | 0negative | 1,319,587,200 | Very poor vision of Wolverine | I have seen an episode of this show and all I could say is WOW, what a travesty. This show is completely not Wolverine. First Logan is Canadian not Japanese, short not tall, older looks middle aged even though much older not like a teenager. Voice acting is poor. This show is the William Shatner of Wolverine, extreme o... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.375 | 8 |
Amazon.com: Simon, El Gran Varon (Simon): Vanguard: Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 0/0 | 0negative | 1,342,828,800 | OMG! this Movie is too wierd to be watched sober. | I think it deserves the one star. maybe even 2 if I was drunk.... but I was'nt! Oh God, how I wish I had been. I can't tell you why I kept watching after the first half hour. I guess I expected it to become something .. ummm good..! quite an unusual film. if you watch it please tell me what you thought of it and what y... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 0 |
Amazon.com: Extreme Chickfights: Barely Legal: Egami Media: Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 9/10 | 0negative | 1,184,976,000 | ho hum | If you're looking for porn or something to see, this is NOT it. These are not real fights, but amateur boxing (most of the girls have never boxed before) with 3 rounds each. After the 1st 30 minutes it's a bore. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.9 | 10 |
Amazon.com: Extreme Chickfights: Barely Legal: Egami Media: Amazon Instant Video | 1.99 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,234,915,200 | Waste of time. | I bought this video while thinking to myself, "hot chicks beating the crap out of each other, sweet". Well, none of these things turned out to be the case. The chicks aren't hot, in fact one either used to be a man, or still is a man. The violence is limp to say the least. Imagine an episode of cops where neighbors at ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/3 | 0negative | 1,350,086,400 | Well, it's alright, and it plays off some pretty stupid principles.... | Spoiler Alert!!!! Why did Ashley die? To give us scenes in which the male characters, highly testosterone driven all, could actually show emotion. Aah, women are so useful in this context...there is no other reasonable, feasible reason for her death. A WAAAY too obvious dramatic vehicle. While this video has a reasonab... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/5 | 0negative | 1,349,136,000 | Probably the Worst Movie I've Ever Seen | I have a relatively high tolerance level for bad flicks, but this one is beyond tolerable. If you check the credits after the movie it appears as if the producer hired his family and friends as the actors. Summary (no pun intended): Horrific acting (I could have acted those scenes better than the so called actors; Frig... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.2 | 5 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/5 | 0negative | 1,348,617,600 | Come on is this Real?? | You figure zombie movies have been out for at least 20 years and to this date we still can't produce a low budget zombie movie with better actors. The dialogue was good the presentation sucked. it was like they were reading the dialogue instead of experiencing it. The plot was good as well. This movie had all the eleme... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.2 | 5 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/5 | 0negative | 1,347,840,000 | Uhhh. | I can not be certain but I don't think the other reviewers and I saw the same movie. Acting was terrible video was terrible plot was terrible. Good try I guess. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.2 | 5 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/0 | 0negative | 1,362,355,200 | not very good | i don't remember this movie, so i know it was bad. i probably did not watch the whole thing. bad production, bad acting | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 0 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/0 | 0negative | 1,361,491,200 | This was a waste of time. | Let's keep this simple: promising plot ruined by -Bad acting.Poor and often ignorant dialogue (scripting).Inconsistent plot elements (slow walking zombies, then fast ones, then back to slow).An inhabited island overrun by zombies, yet not a SINGLE boat was available anywhere.Piss poor directing.What else is there left ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 0 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,356,220,800 | The Worst! | I'm not sure what zombie movies the other reviewers have watched but I find it hard to believe they actually liked this one. I feel like I was tricked into paying for this based on the reviews. The acting sucks. The set design sucks. The effects suck. What I'm trying to say is that this movie sucks. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,352,851,200 | Can I get a refund for my time spent watching this? | It's a low budget indie film-what did you expect? If you are a collector of zombie movies or low budget indie films you may or may not want to waste your money on this one. Keep in mind that the music is a bit funky(reminded me of 70's porn) as well as the acting, editing and directing. The concept is typical "zombie-l... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Z: Meghan Allen, Ryan Cheek, Jesse DiLonardo, Lauren Edinger: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/2 | 0negative | 1,350,345,600 | dont waste your time or money. | lower then low budget with horrible dialogue and acting. Two six year olds could have done better with a couple of kindergarten actors | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV: Ron Jeremy, Director, Troma: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,359,676,800 | The Toxic Avenger 4 | When he is unable to diffuse a bomb from destroying Tromaville's school for the gifted, Toxie is sent spiraling into a bizarro universe, where his evil doppelganger rules the crime-ridden town of Amortville. Meanwhile, The Noxious Offender has taken his place back in Tromaville, where he begins to spread his vile hate ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV: Ron Jeremy, Director, Troma: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 8/17 | 0negative | 1,071,446,400 | Beyond reproach, even for Troma | I love the Toxic avenger. I found the original to be a classic example of how to make a fun, clever and extremely gory laugh fest on a shoestring budget. I actually own the film on dvd. And, yes, I am aware that Troma is not the place to go if you're looking for class or fine art. This is a company that deliberately pa... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.470588 | 17 |
Amazon.com: Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV: Ron Jeremy, Director, Troma: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 9/21 | 0negative | 1,111,363,200 | It's Bad When Ron Jeremy Provides The Taste And Decorum | This film was sent to me by a friend who also appreciates movies so bad they're good. At the end of the day though, this movie is so bad it's, well, bad. I love grade-Z cinema as much as the next person, although I am not amazingly fond of pointless gore (that's problem number one in this case), but the real problem he... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.428571 | 21 |
Amazon.com: Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV: Ron Jeremy, Director, Troma: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 5/18 | 0negative | 1,075,420,800 | BEYOND OFFENSIVE! | If you love, care, like, or even have the smallest amount of respect for yourself or another person don't expose them to this garbage! I did not expect a movie with taste, and I enjoy B-movies, tacky gross outs, and off color humor. BUT THIS MOVIE GOES WAY OVERBOARD! The filmakers trying so hard to be shocking they for... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.277778 | 18 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/6 | 0negative | 1,317,859,200 | Plot? What Plot? | The usual action scenes, but ridiculous plot holes. The vast majority of the plot points made no sense whatsoever, I think Michael Bay is trying to make the worst possible movie that still makes millions of dollars. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/6 | 0negative | 1,317,600,000 | not worth it | mediocre at best Story line was bad; dry and predictable only action scenes drew interest. they used one liners from previous movies. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/6 | 0negative | 1,317,427,200 | Just Not Worthwhile | I wish I hadn't spent the money . . .It follows in the same style as the other two Transformers movies, but it turns the formula up a bit. There's more action and more bickering between characters, but plot, story and character development, drama, and any semblance of intelligence are sacrificed for it.Yes, the special... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 11/19 | 0negative | 1,318,464,000 | Absolute trash. | I went into this movie hoping it could be better than TF2. It is, but not by much. I'm going to be honest. I think Transformers 2 is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I don't know why I saw the 3rd one, but the Chicago part looked interesting. Little did I know it would take 2 long boring hours to get that part... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.578947 | 19 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 6/11 | 0negative | 1,318,204,800 | WAIT!! | As you have read, wait for the deluxe version later in the year. So for now, just rent it for now!!! | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.545455 | 11 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 6/11 | 0negative | 1,317,513,600 | Wait for Special Edition | I made the mistake of buying this version. But luckily I didn't open it once I got home, so I was able to return it today. I'm not going to fall for the same money trap again(Avatar). I'll just wait a few months and get the Special Edition one with all the extra features.Now me just ranting here for a bit. But what the... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.545455 | 11 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 9/16 | 0negative | 1,315,094,400 | Disappointed to say the least | First off, DIE HARD Transformers fan.First transformers movie from a character development, plot, story telling and CGI standpoint one of the best movies in last 10 years for the genre.Second one lacked many of those facets as the first had, but still produced a quality albeit flawed story. Plus the action was better.T... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5625 | 16 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/3 | 0negative | 1,319,932,800 | Dark Moon | Not what I expected, the first Transformers was the best. The special effects was great but acting was not, too bad. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.333333 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/21 | 0negative | 1,327,190,400 | I didn't buy this movie because it was too dumb. | I think Michael Bay may have phoned this one in. There are so many things wrong with this movie I don't know where to begin. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.190476 | 21 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 7/37 | 0negative | 1,313,366,400 | DIRECTOR's PERSONAL SIGNATURE ......??????????? | UPON leaving my 9 year old insised to know EXCATLY what was happening in the bathroom stall?SPOUSE was blank .... I hummed and hawwed .....IS THAT SEQUENCE ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED? | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.189189 | 37 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/9 | 0negative | 1,309,478,400 | Not as bad as the previous, but not all that great | One thing that baffles me, is how someone who was never a fan of the original cartoon and an almost 70 year old producer are somehow qualified to revamp a franchise and cater it to the same kids-now adults that will wonder if they ever watched the series, researched the series or have a clue as to why kids liked it in ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.333333 | 9 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/11 | 0negative | 1,317,513,600 | you pay less at the theater | Its just thye movie with no special features.I made the mistake of buying it. Had i known i would have never bought it. Avoid wait till the special features come out. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.363636 | 11 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 5/13 | 0negative | 1,322,265,600 | If you're 16+ don't bother | These transformer movies are horrible. The special effects are the only good thing about these movies. The actors, especially the main actor have drab storylines, stupid dialogue, and the transformer voices are poor. Unless you're a kid, this movie is not for you. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.384615 | 13 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/8 | 0negative | 1,318,204,800 | Forrest Gump to Michael Bay: "Sometimes we do things that just don't make no sense" | Megatron was going after the Cube on earth AND meeting up with Spock (aka Sentinel) for making the ultimate bad-ass portal? How many other things will they tack on to that moment in history? Transformers 4 anyone?The Soviets took pictures in 1963 of the Pillars drag marks and stockpiled on the moon. Who were these Dece... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.375 | 8 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/8 | 0negative | 1,318,118,400 | crappy acting | i was really looking forward to the new movie i was so mad when i found out that megan fox got booted i knew that it would be hard to replace her not cuz shes beautiful but storyline wiseman they really messed things up in this one its sooo diff story wise than other towfirst off i hate the girl in it yeah shes hot but... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.375 | 8 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/8 | 0negative | 1,317,427,200 | no speacial features | This is a good movie. Just stay away from this version. I was excited and bought it on release day only to find out that it is just the feature film. I was really disappointed. I would never have purchased this movie if I had known that it was the feature only. Yes, I know, in my excitement to get the movie, it was my ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.375 | 8 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/8 | 0negative | 1,317,340,800 | Bogus - no special features - rent it, don't buy. | (SORRY...THIS IS FOR BLU-RAY, NOT AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO) Would have given 4 stars for the movie/blu-ray, but I was very disappointed there were no special features at all - not even notes. That's the main reason I like DVDs and blu-rays so much...for the special features that may contain commentary, interviews, behind t... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.375 | 8 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 7/15 | 0negative | 1,317,340,800 | DONT BUYYYYYYYYYY!!! | Dont give money to these filmakers that later on down the road release a better version of the same movie..If you want extra features this version WILL NOT have it on the disc!! Wait for the deluxe version! | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.466667 | 15 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 8/17 | 0negative | 1,317,945,600 | Not even rental worthy | Ok so I heard that this was better than the last Transformers (didn't see that one), so I thought it must be ok. It's got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Horrible acting, not sure why Shia LaBeouf is an actor...think Matthew McConaughey and Ben Affleck, but without the charisma. If you are into cartoons,e... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.470588 | 17 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/10 | 0negative | 1,325,721,600 | Love 3D hate the Price. | who is on crack that they think any movie is worth 42 dollars 3D or not. This is just another scam like with cell companies and internet providers charging for data like there is some limited amount that isnt self imposed. The technology is not so overwhelming in RD to cost 4 times that of dvd and twice that of blu ray... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.4 | 10 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/3 | 0negative | 1,352,419,200 | that kid wit wickie yell like a woman all movie like he was pms ruin the movie. | the movie was bad the kid ruined it yellign and being angry the whole time. And it was the same as the last 2 movies nothing out very boring ending was ok. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/11 | 0negative | 1,317,600,000 | WAIT FOR THE BETTER DVD COMBO!! So dissapointing! | I pre ordered this thinking it was a great deal for 18$ but I was so wrong! Not only was it just the blu ray movie but there were NO EXTRAS on either the blu ray or the regular dvd!! They rushed this out to trick us all. This is worth 5$ not 20$! For 20$ I bought the extended edition blu ray/DVD combo edition of sucker... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.272727 | 11 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/13 | 0negative | 1,317,427,200 | sucks | i just got one word this movie blows one of the worst movies i have seen in a long time the first part of the movie put my wife to sleep. any body who reads this it is not even take the time our the money to by this movie | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.307692 | 13 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 7/19 | 0negative | 1,309,651,200 | Worst movie of the year so far... | I had heard that the movie was bad before going in,but I was surprised to know just how bad.The first few minutes were interesting. The 3D was good and the story was entertaining. And I pitied Bay when Sam wasn't able to find a job. People have said that Bay was sad after people hated Falled so much,and so he tried to ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.368421 | 19 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 15/35 | 0negative | 1,316,822,400 | TransAmers: Darkside of the Moon bluray is worthless plea for common sense | There's just no point to it. The movie sucks, it's pure garbage. The bluray sucks, there are no special features, just the movie. Not worth the price. Save your money for something worthwhile, it's a tough economy right now and this film doesn't deserve any of your hard earned money. The fact that they're releasing a b... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.428571 | 35 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 26/57 | 0negative | 1,316,649,600 | MORE MINDLESS GARBAGE FROM THE BAY TRASH FACTORY..... | How could anyone watch any of these Transformers movies and consider them to be anything but garbage of the lowest order? Michael Bay is without a doubt a brainless juvenile delinquent. Bayformers 3 might not be filled with as much cross burning racism and military propaganda as part 2, but it's still an insultingly st... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.45614 | 57 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/6 | 0negative | 1,337,990,400 | Not really a good movie | This film is like a teenager with short attention span. Storytelling is like facebooking.Too many plots to cover, horrible pacing, no depth. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/6 | 0negative | 1,327,708,800 | kind of a pathetic dvd | I guess i should have done more research before i bought this. I enjoy the transformers franchise and even though i feel like the 2nd and 3rd movie will never live up to the quality of the 1st I enjoyed this one enough to decide to buy this bluray/dvd hoping that the blu ray format and additional special features would... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/9 | 0negative | 1,325,116,800 | I feel as if I got scammed by Paramount | Let's start out with the film. I would say that this Transformers film rivals the first one in quality. It's really that good. I would give it a solid four out of five. This was the first film that I had seen in IMAX 3-D after returning to the states from being stationed overseas. I was completely blown away with the 3... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.222222 | 9 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,346,025,600 | Uggh, such a waste of potential! | I really liked the first one, and the second one was okay too. But Dark of the Moon was difficult to sit through for me. Endless dialogue with minimal action sequences, I found myself looking at the time far too often. They dropped Meghan Fox, who despite her controversial reputation, definitely added to the cast. The ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 119/158 | 0negative | 1,317,427,200 | As long as MIchael Bay will see his fans as cavemen, this will not stop. | Sorry with my english for i am from Montréal.I still do not want to give up on Michael Bay. When i see him in interviews, underneath his condescending tone and his obvious self-love, i see an educated and intelligent man. I still have hope that he will mature eventually and direct a genuine great film. But right... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.753165 | 158 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 39/52 | 0negative | 1,318,464,000 | Don't wait for ANY version of this unbelievably terrible movie. | A lot had been said by Michael Bay before this movie came out that he recognized the multitudes of problems with Transformers 2 and they were all going to be fixed for Transformers 3.He lied. The only problem Michael Bay saw with Transformers 2 was that Transformers 2, at two and a half hours long, wasn't long enough.B... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.75 | 52 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 431/594 | 0negative | 1,315,699,200 | AVOID at all costs!!! | If you like any special features at all do not buy this version. They are doing the same thing as Avatar. This release gets a full price but absolutely zero special features. Not so much as a trailer. They will be putting out deluxe versions toward the end of the year including a 3D combo pack, blu ray combo pack & dvd... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.725589 | 594 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 22/29 | 0negative | 1,319,587,200 | Michael Bay, you have ruined my childhood! | Why would you take a franchise that had so much promise, and turn it into a monstrosity of a movie?When the first Transformers film was released back in 2007 as an `80s child I was highly anticipating my shape shifting robots on the big screen. When I found out that they took the time to gather Peter Cullen to go back ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.758621 | 29 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 19/25 | 0negative | 1,347,667,200 | One of the worst movies I've ever seen - I mean ever... | This movie is terrible. It is the kind of movie that you could dissect frame by frame and explain why literally EVERYTHING that is happening is stupid. Everything. There is nothing redeeming about this film. There is nothing memorable about this film. There is nothing original, creative, or imaginative about this film.... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.76 | 25 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 204/289 | 0negative | 1,315,958,400 | DONT DOUBLE DIP!! WAIT FOR THE BETTER VERSION | This version is being rushed out at the end of this month. Michael Bay has stated that a Bigger and Better 3D bluray version will be released later, with ALOT more extras than this edition. That version will be release on standard Blu as well, Looks like before the end of this year, just in time for the holidays. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.705882 | 289 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/3 | 0negative | 1,354,924,800 | Michael Bay should be barred from making more movies. | This film was by far, the most mediocre, melodramatic, hackneyed, and banal piece of work that Bay has ever put on screen.If you have the mentality of a ten-year-old, then yes, you'll find this film entertaining, but for all adults out there, you should best skip this thing. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.666667 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/3 | 0negative | 1,354,665,600 | Digital Content Expired | Purchased as part of Black Friday sale at a very good price. The digital content code in the disc expired 9/30/12. It doesn't make the movie bad, but it does impact the product such that it is not what is described. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.666667 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/3 | 0negative | 1,354,665,600 | Digital copy is expired | Digital copy expired 2 months ago so unable to put it on ipad. Would not have bought if i knew the digital copy wasnt included | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.666667 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/3 | 0negative | 1,351,296,000 | Suck it Michael Bay | Boobies, explosions, and maybe the fight/transformation scenes would have been awesome with theater version basss/surround sound. A waste of time. Unless you're drunk. Then it's ok. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.666667 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/3 | 0negative | 1,347,148,800 | Even Amazon Prime can't Save Optimus Prime this time | Ugh! What a steaming pile of predictability this movie was. At least I didn't pay to see it and was able to read a software tech manual while "watching" this. The plot is thinner than the paper it was written on and the acting, well its typical Michael Bay which means you can see more believable productions at you loca... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.666667 | 3 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/5 | 0negative | 1,328,832,000 | A blatant ripoff to force you to buy the "real" version. | Look, I understand that with big-name films, there's going to be multiple home versions of it on any given format. Usually there's the basic version that includes the film and maybe one or two features, like a commentary or some deleted scenes or something, but otherwise pretty minimal stuff. That's fine, considering t... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.6 | 5 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 3/5 | 0negative | 1,324,598,400 | Be careful when searching for "3-D movies" | I used the search window using "3-d movies" as the criteria and this movie popped up along with dozens of other 3-d movies, but when I received it, I realized I had not read the description close enough to see that this movie was NOT 3-d. Amazon-please don't place 2-d movies selections in with the 3-d ones! I had to pa... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.6 | 5 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 10/16 | 0negative | 1,311,292,800 | Better than "Fallen" But Still Not Great... | **1/2The original "Transformers" film was clearly a fluke.After a lot of initial skepticism, I went to see the original "Transformers" film and was surprised by how much I enjoyed it. Funny characters, exciting action scenes, really cool special effects thrown into Michael Bay's blender to produce a very enjoyable summ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.625 | 16 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,361,664,000 | One of THOSE Threequels... | Okay... for starters, I liked the first two Transformers movies; they're what got me BACK into Transformers. I know the second one had some serious flaws, but I enjoyed it for the mindless action Bay-film that it was.Now, as I said, Michael Bay's movies got me back into Transformers. As a result, I watched some of the ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 1/2 | 0negative | 1,361,059,200 | unwatchable | The first few Transformers movies had awful dialog, bad acting, and substituted explosions for plot. And still I actually managed to sit all the way through them. I got about 45 minutes into this one and couldn't go on. Awful. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 2 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,577,600 | Horrible | It isn't very often that I turn off a movie and walk away before it has ended but this movie was deserving of such behavior. Damn you Michael Bay for killing my childhood memories about Transformers. I believed that you were sincere when apologizing for the previous embarrassment that netted you a lot of money and want... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,577,600 | Dreadful | It's marginally better than the second of the series, with action sequences that border on coherent, but just a few minutes in it's already pointlessly foolish, and doesn't do much to redeem itself over the next few hours. Big robots, smash smash smash. Whatever. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,232,000 | Awful movie. | Standard Michael Bay garbage. Totally removed from the original idea, especially concerning Optimus Prime's character. The ideals the character originally stood for are completely ignored in favor of kill shots and 'Murican tough guy crap. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,145,600 | waste of time | continuity was not there, story line was unknown. so unrealistic, non continuous, special effect show that even that was no good. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,145,600 | Enough already | Two of these movies was plenty. The hot girl was so ridiculously hot as to be unbelievable and not in a good way. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,145,600 | Unremarkable, but not as bad as the previous installment | I don't even remember the plot, the resolution, or much else about this. However, I also don't remember it being painfully bad as the previous installment was. You should not go out of your way to watch this, but there are worse movies. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 0/1 | 0negative | 1,361,145,600 | WAAAY TOO MUCH CG! | I got dizzy watching the machines transform. I only watched the movie to see Chicago, because I live there. Needless to say, I did not like this movie. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0 | 1 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/7 | 0negative | 1,320,019,200 | One of the worst movies ever. | The acting is horrible. The story is nonexistent. This is a movie that is surely not worth your time.The special effects are its one redeeming factor, but they can't redeem this movie. The only good thing about this compared to Transformers 2 is that there is less screaming in this one. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.571429 | 7 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/7 | 0negative | 1,319,846,400 | Utterly stupid - don't waste your time | As another reviewer wrote, I watched this partly out of morbid curiosity (while trapped on an 8-hour trans-Atlantic flight): How low could Michael Bay go? Or could he somehow redeem the embarrassment that was "Revenge of the Fallen" and re-capture the excitement and solid sci-fi/action spirit of the first movie? Well, ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.571429 | 7 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 4/7 | 0negative | 1,318,723,200 | Longest Action Sequence in the history of film | Man, where do I even begin with this disaster of a movie? First of all, it starts off with Optimus Prime narrating about how the Transformers came to be, as if we didn't hear any of that in the first 2 films. Very bizarre way to open the movie.Hardly a mention of Megan Fox's character, after being the love of Sam's lif... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.571429 | 7 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 9/15 | 0negative | 1,318,032,000 | Micheal Bay is the new Uwe Bolle. | I don't want to spoil anything up front(though there's not much to spoil), so I will not debate any plot points until the end, marked by the big "*********". If you want to see this movie, please don't read past that point.Here's a few things to consider, though. In 2 1/2 hours of movie, I felt like I got about 10 minu... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.6 | 15 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/4 | 0negative | 1,347,840,000 | Bleh | It takes more than special effects to make a movie. The first film was good, the 2nd one mostly decent, but this was unadulterated, predictable, garbage, full of bad acting eye candy. The heroine of this tale couldn't find a coherent sentence with a conjunctive map. Should have stuck with Megan Fox. At least she had so... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 4 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/4 | 0negative | 1,347,667,200 | Unwatchably boring | ~40 minutes in, so bored I quit. Seriously, unintertained to the extent that I closed the browser. Honestly, though I've stopped watching a movie from lack of interest before, it's never been this bad. Also, the first forty minutes did not start up any comprehensible plot. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 4 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/4 | 0negative | 1,347,494,400 | 1 was a sin, 2 was an atrocity, 3 lacks a word to describe its awfulness | When I saw a review giving this movie 0 out of 5 (the 3rd time this respected source has ever done so), I should have listened. If 2 had plot holes, 3 has plot chasms. There is no story. A few special effects can not redeem such gaping wounds that make up the rest of the film (plot, charisma, fan service). Michael Bay ... | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.5 | 4 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/6 | 0negative | 1,324,944,000 | Cant get narrator off !!!!!!!!! help !!! new dvd | I cant get the narrator off in the background.. I tried 3 different dvd players.. Anyone know how ? email me at gibby@sev.org. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.333333 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/6 | 0negative | 1,322,524,800 | Transformers | I have not received it yet am very disappointed as I was told I would get it by the official release date am still waiting | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.333333 | 6 |
Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video | 2.99 | 2/6 | 0negative | 1,319,587,200 | A waste of special effects . . . | and a complete waste of electricity. Michael Bay has not been hungry for years, therein lies the problem. Let's see what happens in the inevitable sequel. | 0Amazon Instant Video | 0.333333 | 6 |
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