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0	O they don't make space anymore. They'll just put him in a cell with pot growers and crack addicts. He'll be lucky if he gets a spot on the floor to sleep on.
0	national park service studies historic lgbtq sites for possible recognition
1	man receives first baboon-face transplant
1	'aryan notions' opens sixth berlin location
1	fetus going to pretend he doesn't hear loud argument coming from other side of uterine wall
0	10 smart gift ideas for the healthiest cook on your list
0	No no; again, you don't get it. He's only struggling because of people like you who deny the obvious. Rather than listen to what Majerus says about Majerus's project, you're listening to Mr. Mistaken Coyne and the author of the the Science article, which doesn't say what you think it says.
1	bigot relieved to learn gays in his state still effectively subhuman
1	husband apologizing in sleep
0	facialist to the stars accused of hiring a hit man to kill competitor speaks out
1	spy drone taken out of service after returning with creepy photos of insurgents changing
1	china vows to begin aggressively falsifying air pollution numbers
1	american airlines, us airways merge to form world's largest inconvenience
1	olympic skier stares down icy, forbidding slope of rest of life
0	Well Nozza1...I for one enjoyed your post,you don't seem to see enough of you guys from Australia or the Englanders that are as vehement as you seem to be on their gun bans in your respective countries. You move over here to the U.S.A. I think we'll be better off for it. Nozza we do hear a little from you guys but not like that.Hang in there.
0	poisoned daughter of russian spy released from hospital
1	prick veterinarian keeps dachshund waiting in empty lobby for 45 minutes
0	why i will never carpe diem again
1	anderson cooper begins debate by giving trump opportunity to explain what the fuck is wrong with him
1	residents of philadelphia, cleveland at least relieved they can't host another one of these fucking things for few decades
0	new musical shines light on 'paris is burning' star and the mummified man found in her closet
1	revlon unveils new age-defying monster makeup
1	obama spends wednesday doing some urgings, some callings on
1	man in center of political spectrum under impression he less obnoxious
1	bird of paradise just staring at david attenborough during courtship dance
1	cat prepares for anal display in owner's face
1	white-hot gop race down to two mentally ill people, person who lost nomination last time
0	**Here you reveal exactly what I've just spoken of--you assume that science and the scientific method equates to, is synonymous with, materialism/mechanism. It most certainly is not. Nor is the accompanying assumption, i.e., that any science which does not strictly adhere to materialust/mechanist assumptions, is not, and cannot be, real science. Equally untrue.Both assertions are unnecessary to an objective approach to science, per se, but are part and parcel of an emotional defence of materialism/mechanism and its biological aspect, RMNS darwinism.
1	Are you telling me liberals have jobs? You sure can't tell it by all the anti military/war protests, the flag burnings, you saw prior to the start of the war and by all the libs that post here 24/7........They are either unemployed or 12 year old kids out of school for summer vacation..........
0	steve bannon says president cut off obamacare payments to destroy health law
1	white house blocks seahawks punt
0	could quincy jones be any cooler in this new fashion campaign?
0	"that bastard kushner..."
0	twitterverse trolls iphone x's new security feature with arya stark jokes
0	dining out in dallas by john mariani
0	escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc
0	only three states score higher than d+ in a state integrity investigation
1	quake claims 500 hours
1	self-destructing onion social algorithm delivers stirring monologue about folly of mankind's hubris
1	The Raw Story \| Peanut execs won't say if they eat their own products Oh my! Another Republican pleads the Fifth.
1	police assure residents kidnapping was only one of those custody-related ones
1	clinton's sight restored
1	dan savage disgusted by letter from perverted reader contemplating oral sex
1	dalai lama swears he recognizes guy at party from past life
1	man stays up most of night rocking cat back to sleep
0	the peterson farm bros' beef with chipotle (part 4): the definition of ethical behaivor
1	Like Big Bad John McCain? Who's been a dependent of Big Daddy gubment all his life?
1	'nothing would surprise me at this point,' says man who will be shocked by 8 separate news items today
1	chicago out of names for subdivisions
0	netflix just hired producer ryan murphy in a huge 5-year deal
0	oregon may just be the most stunning state in america. here's proof.
0	what we know so far about the new white house org chart
0	17 ways to make the most of what's left of summer
1	popular new amazon service just comes to your house and kills you
1	john boehner to paul ryan: 'i was once young and beautiful too'
1	nation just goes ahead and decides 'freedom prevails over hate' is lesson of 9/11
1	sadly, gift certificate to loews cinemas perfect gift for area man
1	cnn launches 'cnn for the shuttle bus from the airport to the hotel' news channel
1	man wearing 'jewmerica' t-shirt never dreamed he'd see this day
1	dick cheney finally hunts down, kills man he shot in face in 2006
0	http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs2/hosb703.pdf It doesn't look like the UK has been doing too bad. Crime has actually been decreasing.
0	gop's confirmation of lynch won't change anything with obama
1	So you support allowing a 10 y/o to buy an Uzi and carry it into a federal court house or school as long as he does not commit a crime? Wow. And your logic about taking criminals off the street and then having no gun control concerns would be perfect...if we had a finite number of criminals. We don't. New murderers and theives and carjackers and dope dealers and bank robbers and child rapists are born every day.
1	even business card trying too hard
1	rick scott orders hurricane michael to evacuate from florida
0	florida newspaper blasts marco rubio: 'you are ripping us off, senator'
1	Here we go again. emoticonXRolleyes Another bible thumping straight individual with no formal training in the subject matter, professing to be an expert on how homosexuals feel. Get a life.
0	Mythology. But nevertheless, shipbuilding has been going on for a lot longer than 500 years. There have been a lot of skilled shipbuilders who have passed along their knowledge from generation to generation. Do you think that every time someone builds a ship that they invent the whole process? Nah. 300 ft is about the limit for wood no matter how you design it. Even worse it you cast a big box adrift in a huge storm. How did the animals survive the rolling and rolling?
0	texas republicans urge trump-style immigration crackdown
1	area man finally in enough pain to go to doctor
1	'98 camaros test higher than owners
0	how chronic stress can create hormonal havoc, part two
0	jeremy lin makes it a gold christmas for lakers
0	sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol
1	netflix gently reminds 'arrested development' fans that new episodes of the show won't actually solve world's problems
1	vegetarian can't bring self to eat ihop's funny face pancakes
0	i am addicted to goodwill
1	leather-clad nomads seize power in australia
1	Oh please, have you looked in any economics, business or law departments recently?
1	parents legally change 9-year-old's name to better reflect current pop culture
0	eric cantor's new job
0	And depending on what human is "finding the answers" it can unfortunately cheapen and deny many central Biblical teachings.
0	internal email: sinclair ceo tells employees not to let 'extremists' bully them
1	showers with girlfriend increasingly cleansing-focused
0	deconstructing stigma: helping yourself and others
1	report: turkey sandwiches an excellent source of turkey sandwiches
1	bush calls for end to 'era of political argument'
0	donald trump 'sad to see' confederate monuments being taken down
1	cameraman finds sole black person in studio audience
1	aaron eckhart likes to make one frankenstein movie for them, one frankenstein movie for himself
1	oscar mayer inedibles not huge success
0	samsung just unveiled its thinnest phone ever
0	bestselling author marie force provides her path to success
0	the role moderate republicans played in passing the civil rights act of 1964
1	creepy older brand clearly targeting female 18-to-24-year-olds
1	bush calls in national marching band to lift u.s. spirits
1	stephen miller furious at propublica for only releasing 7-minute recording of immigrant children sobbing
1	You should really think about what you say before you say it. I have heard this before and its garbish, I have been around and owned guns my whole life and I have never, not even once, had the thought of getting a gun just because someone ###### me off. I would never use a gun on a person unless that person were a viable threat to my life, such as coming at me with a knife for example.
0	shaky ukrainian ceasefire largely holds
0	houses of worship explore creative designs to serve people with disabilities

0

O they don't make space anymore. They'll just put him in a cell with pot growers and crack addicts. He'll be lucky if he gets a spot on the floor to sleep on.

0

national park service studies historic lgbtq sites for possible recognition

1

man receives first baboon-face transplant

1

'aryan notions' opens sixth berlin location

1

fetus going to pretend he doesn't hear loud argument coming from other side of uterine wall

0

10 smart gift ideas for the healthiest cook on your list

0

No no; again, you don't get it. He's only struggling because of people like you who deny the obvious. Rather than listen to what Majerus says about Majerus's project, you're listening to Mr. Mistaken Coyne and the author of the the Science article, which doesn't say what you think it says.

1

bigot relieved to learn gays in his state still effectively subhuman

1

husband apologizing in sleep

0

facialist to the stars accused of hiring a hit man to kill competitor speaks out

1

spy drone taken out of service after returning with creepy photos of insurgents changing

1

china vows to begin aggressively falsifying air pollution numbers

1

american airlines, us airways merge to form world's largest inconvenience

1

olympic skier stares down icy, forbidding slope of rest of life

0

Well Nozza1...I for one enjoyed your post,you don't seem to see enough of you guys from Australia or the Englanders that are as vehement as you seem to be on their gun bans in your respective countries. You move over here to the U.S.A. I think we'll be better off for it. Nozza we do hear a little from you guys but not like that.Hang in there.

0

poisoned daughter of russian spy released from hospital

1

prick veterinarian keeps dachshund waiting in empty lobby for 45 minutes

0

why i will never carpe diem again

1

anderson cooper begins debate by giving trump opportunity to explain what the fuck is wrong with him

1

residents of philadelphia, cleveland at least relieved they can't host another one of these fucking things for few decades

0

new musical shines light on 'paris is burning' star and the mummified man found in her closet

1

revlon unveils new age-defying monster makeup

1

obama spends wednesday doing some urgings, some callings on

1

man in center of political spectrum under impression he less obnoxious

1

bird of paradise just staring at david attenborough during courtship dance

1

cat prepares for anal display in owner's face

1

white-hot gop race down to two mentally ill people, person who lost nomination last time

0

**Here you reveal exactly what I've just spoken of--you assume that science and the scientific method equates to, is synonymous with, materialism/mechanism. It most certainly is not. Nor is the accompanying assumption, i.e., that any science which does not strictly adhere to materialust/mechanist assumptions, is not, and cannot be, real science. Equally untrue.Both assertions are unnecessary to an objective approach to science, per se, but are part and parcel of an emotional defence of materialism/mechanism and its biological aspect, RMNS darwinism.

1

Are you telling me liberals have jobs? You sure can't tell it by all the anti military/war protests, the flag burnings, you saw prior to the start of the war and by all the libs that post here 24/7........They are either unemployed or 12 year old kids out of school for summer vacation..........

0

steve bannon says president cut off obamacare payments to destroy health law

1

white house blocks seahawks punt

0

could quincy jones be any cooler in this new fashion campaign?

0

"that bastard kushner..."

0

twitterverse trolls iphone x's new security feature with arya stark jokes

0

dining out in dallas by john mariani

0

escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc

0

only three states score higher than d+ in a state integrity investigation

1

quake claims 500 hours

1

self-destructing onion social algorithm delivers stirring monologue about folly of mankind's hubris

1

The Raw Story | Peanut execs won't say if they eat their own products Oh my! Another Republican pleads the Fifth.

1

police assure residents kidnapping was only one of those custody-related ones

1

clinton's sight restored

1

dan savage disgusted by letter from perverted reader contemplating oral sex

1

dalai lama swears he recognizes guy at party from past life

1

man stays up most of night rocking cat back to sleep

0

the peterson farm bros' beef with chipotle (part 4): the definition of ethical behaivor

1

Like Big Bad John McCain? Who's been a dependent of Big Daddy gubment all his life?

1

'nothing would surprise me at this point,' says man who will be shocked by 8 separate news items today

1

chicago out of names for subdivisions

0

netflix just hired producer ryan murphy in a huge 5-year deal

0

oregon may just be the most stunning state in america. here's proof.

0

what we know so far about the new white house org chart

0

17 ways to make the most of what's left of summer

1

popular new amazon service just comes to your house and kills you

1

john boehner to paul ryan: 'i was once young and beautiful too'

1

nation just goes ahead and decides 'freedom prevails over hate' is lesson of 9/11

1

sadly, gift certificate to loews cinemas perfect gift for area man

1

cnn launches 'cnn for the shuttle bus from the airport to the hotel' news channel

1

man wearing 'jewmerica' t-shirt never dreamed he'd see this day

1

dick cheney finally hunts down, kills man he shot in face in 2006

0

http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs2/hosb703.pdf It doesn't look like the UK has been doing too bad. Crime has actually been decreasing.

0

gop's confirmation of lynch won't change anything with obama

1

So you support allowing a 10 y/o to buy an Uzi and carry it into a federal court house or school as long as he does not commit a crime? Wow. And your logic about taking criminals off the street and then having no gun control concerns would be perfect...if we had a finite number of criminals. We don't. New murderers and theives and carjackers and dope dealers and bank robbers and child rapists are born every day.

1

even business card trying too hard

1

rick scott orders hurricane michael to evacuate from florida

0

florida newspaper blasts marco rubio: 'you are ripping us off, senator'

1

Here we go again. emoticonXRolleyes Another bible thumping straight individual with no formal training in the subject matter, professing to be an expert on how homosexuals feel. Get a life.

0

Mythology. But nevertheless, shipbuilding has been going on for a lot longer than 500 years. There have been a lot of skilled shipbuilders who have passed along their knowledge from generation to generation. Do you think that every time someone builds a ship that they invent the whole process? Nah. 300 ft is about the limit for wood no matter how you design it. Even worse it you cast a big box adrift in a huge storm. How did the animals survive the rolling and rolling?

0

texas republicans urge trump-style immigration crackdown

1

area man finally in enough pain to go to doctor

1

'98 camaros test higher than owners

0

how chronic stress can create hormonal havoc, part two

0

jeremy lin makes it a gold christmas for lakers

0

sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol

1

netflix gently reminds 'arrested development' fans that new episodes of the show won't actually solve world's problems

1

vegetarian can't bring self to eat ihop's funny face pancakes

0

i am addicted to goodwill

1

leather-clad nomads seize power in australia

1

Oh please, have you looked in any economics, business or law departments recently?

1

parents legally change 9-year-old's name to better reflect current pop culture

0

eric cantor's new job

0

And depending on what human is "finding the answers" it can unfortunately cheapen and deny many central Biblical teachings.

0

internal email: sinclair ceo tells employees not to let 'extremists' bully them

1

showers with girlfriend increasingly cleansing-focused

0

deconstructing stigma: helping yourself and others

1

report: turkey sandwiches an excellent source of turkey sandwiches

1

bush calls for end to 'era of political argument'

0

donald trump 'sad to see' confederate monuments being taken down

1

cameraman finds sole black person in studio audience

1

aaron eckhart likes to make one frankenstein movie for them, one frankenstein movie for himself

1

oscar mayer inedibles not huge success

0

samsung just unveiled its thinnest phone ever

0

bestselling author marie force provides her path to success

0

the role moderate republicans played in passing the civil rights act of 1964

1

creepy older brand clearly targeting female 18-to-24-year-olds

1

bush calls in national marching band to lift u.s. spirits

1

stephen miller furious at propublica for only releasing 7-minute recording of immigrant children sobbing

1

You should really think about what you say before you say it. I have heard this before and its garbish, I have been around and owned guns my whole life and I have never, not even once, had the thought of getting a gun just because someone ###### me off. I would never use a gun on a person unless that person were a viable threat to my life, such as coming at me with a knife for example.

0

shaky ukrainian ceasefire largely holds

0

houses of worship explore creative designs to serve people with disabilities