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1	nhl fans claim hockey way more fun if you there in person, on ice playing game
0	kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie
0	How is that a affect of deterrence? Deterrence works by preventing people through the fear of consequences. A dead man has no fears. Furman Vs. Georgia, where the supreme court specifically noted that there is not a single piece of conclusive evidence that the penalty is a effective deterrent.
1	'ass' finally inducted into video game hall of fame
0	angry veterans use 'snl' to send president trump a serious message
1	epa urges nation to develop new air source
0	cnn's chris cuomo says reza aslan's 'tone' shows why people are 'fearful' of islam
1	How does this address your claim that the Second Amendment served as a defense against a tyrannical federal government? Are you moving the goalposts now?
1	local man casually mentions upcoming birthday
0	two former press secretaries have some advice for sean spicer
0	Well said Jito. I don't understand why pro-lifers dismiss pregnancy as easy and/or suggest that it's a wonderful snuggly thing that's just the best thing in the world. Even if you want a baby, it's unbelievably hard to go through and something your body never fully recovers from. If you don't want a baby and are being forced to go through it, it's unbearable. You can't force somebody to go through this life-threatening condition that is always physically harmful.
1	You forgot about the youth recruitment efforts as well. I am president of the local chapter of "Get 'Em While They're Young." Our mission (agenda, if you will) is to recruit and convert the kids in an effort to increase the prevalence of homosexuality to 20% by 2015, then 51% by mid-century when we will have total control, muahahahahaha!!!
0	'whiteness history month' stirs up controversy at oregon college
1	I guess the guys that fought and beat the mighty British Empire and that founded the country that you live in were cowards. It's truly amazing to see that someone who loathes Bush can't see the connection between the 2nd amendment and protection against dictatorship.
0	north korea executes vice premier for not sitting up straight, south korea says
1	sitcom characters still in shock after christmas episode proves existence of santa claus
1	No, but I can't lose. Either he shows up at IIDB and gets smacked around beyond belief (we have some really well-educated people here, but IIDB is a whole different level), or we get to repeatedly ask him why he won't present his ideas to qualified reviewers. P.S.: He claims not to be a creationist, only a non-"Darwinist."
1	surgeon general recommends exercising once every several months during flash of panic about health
1	merv griffin leaves lifetime supply of jiffy pop to charity
0	feminists wearing babies
0	report: kimora lee is pregnant
0	6 things all real grown-ups have in their homes
0	tina fey and amy poehler's squad puts taylor swift's to shame on 'snl'
1	'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
0	gop tax plan estimated to add $1.7 trillion to national debt
1	thieves make off with museum's most valuable docents
0	alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck
0	Then how exactly did a time capsule that was buried several feet underground get to the surface at the same rate as the surrounding area?
1	study: whites to be minority in donaldson family by 2027
0	ryan murphy apologizes to women in hollywood for the industry's lack of equality
0	couple stole $35,000 from missing plane victims, police say
1	Yawn, again you keep repeating this. You not only refute yourself by providing an example of knowledge of the unknowable, but you gave an example of what is unknowable, by telling me I'd never be able to know you!
1	colleges send out reminder to graduates that 2008 degrees about to expire
1	Well then. All of the ex-christians have it both ways don't they. Since they are saved they can lie, cheat, steal and have wild, illicit sex (following the example of several christian preachers).
0	This whole riff where people talk about preventing employers from firing gays JUST cause they are gay as a "special right" is something that seems to fool those who are prejudiced against gays...... but for most people, they recognize it as a propagandic phrasing with little merit.I think our laws should include something that prevents people from firing employees based on the employee's sexual orientation.But to utilize your phrasing Archie, do you think that religion is something that deserves "special rights"?
1	cool guy from middle school still sporting phat pair of jncos
1	man forced to come up with 45 seconds of facial expressions while waitress lists off specials
0	a real phish nye miracle
0	mysterious 'fireball' was actually russian spy satellite, experts say
1	HEY - you took that cross out of context. Or did you have Dracula there, too?
1	homeless child apparently unaware he lives in nanny state
1	peterson given lifetime channel sentence
0	she's changing the way our kids surf the web
1	adorable animated hunchback to shove self down area throats
1	old man with foggy eye not even magical
0	'secret santa' disburses $100 bills in ferguson to help community heal
1	man concerned he spread himself too thin between eating sandwich, watching television
1	newly engaged couple receives incredible outpouring of insincerity from family, friends
0	12 weird sports rules you may not have heard of
1	salvation air force collecting used planes in your area
0	hardline immigration hawks are starting to panic about donald trump
0	my quest to become a queer crippled hero: how my origin story shaped who i am as a queer disabled man
1	god-knows-what to take place in rural cabin
1	imaginary brain tumor spreading rapidly
0	hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy
0	wake up call to the honduran diaspora
0	Because their axiom is that the bible is infallible, so any problems with reading it are the reader's fault, whereas yours is that contradiction implies error. What Ken's saying is that we can't draw a distinction between your axioms and those of a bible literalist in terms of which is 'right', because axioms are stated not proved: axioms define what is 'right'.To reiterate: his error is in forgetting that the universe operates according to its own axioms, whatever they may be, and we can judge whether or not our axioms are congruent.
1	You can look as yourself as god if you want...I wouldn't recommend it.
1	god sick of new angel's annoying fucking voice
1	nation's entertainment reporters return to celeb beach body beat following coverage of weinstein scandal
1	quaker oats canister relabeled 'drugs' for grade school play
1	So your value system supports and approves of the kicking of retards?
0	Neener neener - is it time to go in from the playground yet?
1	43-year-old figured he would've grown out of waving to self on security cameras by now
1	reports of movie being good reach area man
1	stock-photo model scout sees something special in man in business suit crossing arms
1	cover author working on word-for-word remake of 'moby-dick'
1	hands-off mom lets kids create own psychological issues
0	Dealing with a designated nuisance species isn't the same thing as hunting. It's wildlife management.
0	father kills 2-year-old boy and takes own life after 18-hour standoff, police say
0	why these five numbers shouldn't limit your potential
1	Loki remember that link we put on the browser..... dictionary.com use it :) Love Your Mother!!!!!!!!!!!! emoticonXAngel
0	these vertigo-inducing photographs will take your breath away
1	Where, exactly, did the article say that bacteria exhibit intelligence????
1	34-year-old man may as well keep pursuing dream at this point
0	novelist obliterates the bundy militia — and oregon's largest newspaper — in 194 words
0	the world's best marathons
1	rnc builds levee out of poor people to protect convention site
0	why eating salmon is so damn good for your skin
1	fourth verse of christmas carol gets super religious
1	That's deep. Movement is not matter, I will use that the next time I decide to babble. Are the particles no longer matter when there moving ? Your funny.
1	bianchi introduces new bike for blocking commuters on subway during rush hour
0	what wealth isn't
1	town hall audience gives amy klobuchar standing ovation as she lifts chris cuomo up by throat
0	10 trans youth share their struggles and hopes in this emotional short film
1	man only buys products made right here in the usa by cheap immigrant labor
0	for palestinians, there is no leaving on a jet plane
0	trump orders strikes on syria in retaliation for chemical attack
1	I have an entire New Testament. You've got what - a mouthful of denial? When you get to the level of the NT works let us know.
1	waitress creeped out by overtipper
1	millions of americans shocked to discover favorite movie directed by woman
1	sudden computer restart vomits up bilious mess of unsaved documents on screen
1	coworker loudly typing away like 1930s cub reporter chasing hot lead
1	democrats unveil 324 million new slogans to appeal to each u.s. resident individually
0	First, I think you may have misunderstood the "pro-life mantra" seeing how many pro-lifers think it permissable to disconnect life-support systems in certain circumstances, which necessarily results in a person's death. But nevertheless, I think we agree that for purposes of the abortion discussion, it is a closer analogy to assume the violinst is only connected for nine months, and no longer than if we assume the violinist to be connected for some other arbitrary period of time. Am I correctly discerning an agreement on that?
1	college rape victim pretty thrilled she gets to recount assault to faculty committee
1	area man finally finds bodymate
1	emmanuel macron not sure how to tell billionaires notre dame repair only costs $200
0	Well . . . one could make that argument about anything--voting for instance. Amendments are created by voting, and people and legislatures vote (hopefully) their conscience (and the will of their constituents), even if they are religious. I think this is a different matter than, say, displaying religious icons on courtroom walls or grounds, which is a clear endorsement of religion by the government. The 18th amendment was religion-motivated, but it didn't get rescinded for THAT reason. It got rescinded because it didn't work practically. (and because FDR wanted to see the returns on the economy for his New Deal)
0	joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot

1

nhl fans claim hockey way more fun if you there in person, on ice playing game

0

kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie

0

How is that a affect of deterrence? Deterrence works by preventing people through the fear of consequences. A dead man has no fears. Furman Vs. Georgia, where the supreme court specifically noted that there is not a single piece of conclusive evidence that the penalty is a effective deterrent.

1

'ass' finally inducted into video game hall of fame

0

angry veterans use 'snl' to send president trump a serious message

1

epa urges nation to develop new air source

0

cnn's chris cuomo says reza aslan's 'tone' shows why people are 'fearful' of islam

1

How does this address your claim that the Second Amendment served as a defense against a tyrannical federal government? Are you moving the goalposts now?

1

local man casually mentions upcoming birthday

0

two former press secretaries have some advice for sean spicer

0

Well said Jito. I don't understand why pro-lifers dismiss pregnancy as easy and/or suggest that it's a wonderful snuggly thing that's just the best thing in the world. Even if you want a baby, it's unbelievably hard to go through and something your body never fully recovers from. If you don't want a baby and are being forced to go through it, it's unbearable. You can't force somebody to go through this life-threatening condition that is always physically harmful.

1

You forgot about the youth recruitment efforts as well. I am president of the local chapter of "Get 'Em While They're Young." Our mission (agenda, if you will) is to recruit and convert the kids in an effort to increase the prevalence of homosexuality to 20% by 2015, then 51% by mid-century when we will have total control, muahahahahaha!!!

0

'whiteness history month' stirs up controversy at oregon college

1

I guess the guys that fought and beat the mighty British Empire and that founded the country that you live in were cowards. It's truly amazing to see that someone who loathes Bush can't see the connection between the 2nd amendment and protection against dictatorship.

0

north korea executes vice premier for not sitting up straight, south korea says

1

sitcom characters still in shock after christmas episode proves existence of santa claus

1

No, but I can't lose. Either he shows up at IIDB and gets smacked around beyond belief (we have some really well-educated people here, but IIDB is a whole different level), or we get to repeatedly ask him why he won't present his ideas to qualified reviewers. P.S.: He claims not to be a creationist, only a non-"Darwinist."

1

surgeon general recommends exercising once every several months during flash of panic about health

1

merv griffin leaves lifetime supply of jiffy pop to charity

0

feminists wearing babies

0

report: kimora lee is pregnant

0

6 things all real grown-ups have in their homes

0

tina fey and amy poehler's squad puts taylor swift's to shame on 'snl'

1

'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens

0

gop tax plan estimated to add $1.7 trillion to national debt

1

thieves make off with museum's most valuable docents

0

alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck

0

Then how exactly did a time capsule that was buried several feet underground get to the surface at the same rate as the surrounding area?

1

study: whites to be minority in donaldson family by 2027

0

ryan murphy apologizes to women in hollywood for the industry's lack of equality

0

couple stole $35,000 from missing plane victims, police say

1

Yawn, again you keep repeating this. You not only refute yourself by providing an example of knowledge of the unknowable, but you gave an example of what is unknowable, by telling me I'd never be able to know you!

1

colleges send out reminder to graduates that 2008 degrees about to expire

1

Well then. All of the ex-christians have it both ways don't they. Since they are saved they can lie, cheat, steal and have wild, illicit sex (following the example of several christian preachers).

0

This whole riff where people talk about preventing employers from firing gays JUST cause they are gay as a "special right" is something that seems to fool those who are prejudiced against gays...... but for most people, they recognize it as a propagandic phrasing with little merit.I think our laws should include something that prevents people from firing employees based on the employee's sexual orientation.But to utilize your phrasing Archie, do you think that religion is something that deserves "special rights"?

1

cool guy from middle school still sporting phat pair of jncos

1

man forced to come up with 45 seconds of facial expressions while waitress lists off specials

0

a real phish nye miracle

0

mysterious 'fireball' was actually russian spy satellite, experts say

1

HEY - you took that cross out of context. Or did you have Dracula there, too?

1

homeless child apparently unaware he lives in nanny state

1

peterson given lifetime channel sentence

0

she's changing the way our kids surf the web

1

adorable animated hunchback to shove self down area throats

1

old man with foggy eye not even magical

0

'secret santa' disburses $100 bills in ferguson to help community heal

1

man concerned he spread himself too thin between eating sandwich, watching television

1

newly engaged couple receives incredible outpouring of insincerity from family, friends

0

12 weird sports rules you may not have heard of

1

salvation air force collecting used planes in your area

0

hardline immigration hawks are starting to panic about donald trump

0

my quest to become a queer crippled hero: how my origin story shaped who i am as a queer disabled man

1

god-knows-what to take place in rural cabin

1

imaginary brain tumor spreading rapidly

0

hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy

0

wake up call to the honduran diaspora

0

Because their axiom is that the bible is infallible, so any problems with reading it are the reader's fault, whereas yours is that contradiction implies error. What Ken's saying is that we can't draw a distinction between your axioms and those of a bible literalist in terms of which is 'right', because axioms are stated not proved: axioms define what is 'right'.To reiterate: his error is in forgetting that the universe operates according to its own axioms, whatever they may be, and we can judge whether or not our axioms are congruent.

1

You can look as yourself as god if you want...I wouldn't recommend it.

1

god sick of new angel's annoying fucking voice

1

nation's entertainment reporters return to celeb beach body beat following coverage of weinstein scandal

1

quaker oats canister relabeled 'drugs' for grade school play

1

So your value system supports and approves of the kicking of retards?

0

Neener neener - is it time to go in from the playground yet?

1

43-year-old figured he would've grown out of waving to self on security cameras by now

1

reports of movie being good reach area man

1

stock-photo model scout sees something special in man in business suit crossing arms

1

cover author working on word-for-word remake of 'moby-dick'

1

hands-off mom lets kids create own psychological issues

0

Dealing with a designated nuisance species isn't the same thing as hunting. It's wildlife management.

0

father kills 2-year-old boy and takes own life after 18-hour standoff, police say

0

why these five numbers shouldn't limit your potential

1

Loki remember that link we put on the browser..... dictionary.com use it :) Love Your Mother!!!!!!!!!!!! emoticonXAngel

0

these vertigo-inducing photographs will take your breath away

1

Where, exactly, did the article say that bacteria exhibit intelligence????

1

34-year-old man may as well keep pursuing dream at this point

0

novelist obliterates the bundy militia — and oregon's largest newspaper — in 194 words

0

the world's best marathons

1

rnc builds levee out of poor people to protect convention site

0

why eating salmon is so damn good for your skin

1

fourth verse of christmas carol gets super religious

1

That's deep. Movement is not matter, I will use that the next time I decide to babble. Are the particles no longer matter when there moving ? Your funny.

1

bianchi introduces new bike for blocking commuters on subway during rush hour

0

what wealth isn't

1

town hall audience gives amy klobuchar standing ovation as she lifts chris cuomo up by throat

0

10 trans youth share their struggles and hopes in this emotional short film

1

man only buys products made right here in the usa by cheap immigrant labor

0

for palestinians, there is no leaving on a jet plane

0

trump orders strikes on syria in retaliation for chemical attack

1

I have an entire New Testament. You've got what - a mouthful of denial? When you get to the level of the NT works let us know.

1

waitress creeped out by overtipper

1

millions of americans shocked to discover favorite movie directed by woman

1

sudden computer restart vomits up bilious mess of unsaved documents on screen

1

coworker loudly typing away like 1930s cub reporter chasing hot lead

1

democrats unveil 324 million new slogans to appeal to each u.s. resident individually

0

First, I think you may have misunderstood the "pro-life mantra" seeing how many pro-lifers think it permissable to disconnect life-support systems in certain circumstances, which necessarily results in a person's death. But nevertheless, I think we agree that for purposes of the abortion discussion, it is a closer analogy to assume the violinst is only connected for nine months, and no longer than if we assume the violinist to be connected for some other arbitrary period of time. Am I correctly discerning an agreement on that?

1

college rape victim pretty thrilled she gets to recount assault to faculty committee

1

area man finally finds bodymate

1

emmanuel macron not sure how to tell billionaires notre dame repair only costs $200

0

Well . . . one could make that argument about anything--voting for instance. Amendments are created by voting, and people and legislatures vote (hopefully) their conscience (and the will of their constituents), even if they are religious. I think this is a different matter than, say, displaying religious icons on courtroom walls or grounds, which is a clear endorsement of religion by the government. The 18th amendment was religion-motivated, but it didn't get rescinded for THAT reason. It got rescinded because it didn't work practically. (and because FDR wanted to see the returns on the economy for his New Deal)

0

joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot