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0	on feminism: but i like being a girl
1	date rapist tossing his mortarboard into air 3 rows in front of you
1	biggest mistake of life dressed up as pumpkin
1	mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on
0	1. When their mind develops and begins working. 2. When their mind stops working. 3. No, it should not, at least until its mind develops. 4. No, they are no longer living, and cannot exist without their brain.
0	america's charter schools have a commitment problem
0	u.s.-backed syrian rebels launch operation against isis in raqqa
1	tim kaine found riding conveyor belt during factory campaign stop
0	gop sen. bob corker: trump hasn't demonstrated 'stability' or 'competence'
0	tina frost, las vegas shooting victim, wakes from coma
1	world wonders what trump has on united states that's forcing nation to keep him in power
0	And like usual, you're wrong How were those pictures you ordered from Fox? You know the civil war ones with the dinosaur prop for the TV show "Freaky Links"? Did they cost a lot?
0	leap of faith
0	why underwater homeowners won't be saved by bank of america's $17 billion deal
1	mom thought nfl's first openly gay player should have been drafted earlier
0	a brief history of paul ryan's dance of death with donald trump
1	south dakota considering maybe putting mount rushmore on state quarter
1	year of law school now mandatory for nation's 25-year-olds
1	mom hasn't ordered favorite pizza topping in over a decade
1	meek coworker taken down a notch
1	He was only the second president in history to be impeached! Certainly you might consider that at least a tiny blemish on his "sterling" presidency?emoticonXFrazzled
1	breaking: congressmen walking somewhere
1	'washington post' reporter frustrated every space in parking garage taken up by anonymous source
0	gay pride: are black gay men proud?
1	You're living in an absolute naive dream world about this guy. I think I should be trying to sell YOU the beachfront property.
0	So the scumbag judge or judge and jury did a tremendous miscarriage of justice then. But this is off the topic. Its Black on Black gun crime, not judicial activism.
0	ariana grande spills deets on album release on 'tonight show'
0	watch: ghost riding a tractor swing
1	juror way too far into trial to ask what 'contusions' are now
1	army commander depressed after reading facebook comments on latest raid
1	nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb
0	the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer
0	can you trick your body into burning more fat?
0	get chic this upcoming fall season
1	white house reporters warn huckabee sanders she harming america and it's selling like fucking hotcakes
0	a pivotal law for nyc pets
0	5 in u.s. charged with terrorism-related crimes
0	women who love donald trump say he gets a bad rap from the media
0	trump denies meeting with secret service over hillary clinton threat
1	We accept your forfiet. Two more to go! Once they post, this thread will be pretty much closed. I predict Penfold will go first, followed by Jo. emoticonXSmilie
0	who urges end to routine antibiotic use in farm animals to stem rise of superbugs
0	cuba and the united states: the long view
1	coworkers currently gchatting about you
0	bertha cáceres: 'my mother's is not the first assassination. i don't want another'
0	forged federal document complicates a growing fight over national monument designation in utah
1	encouraging report shows 45% of onion social users survive beta testing
1	Let me return the kindness. The correct spelling is ==> especially
0	from 'that junkie chick' on hbo to soccer mom
1	woman 7 golden retrievers short of childhood vision
1	man totally proud of last night's drunken phone calls
0	Well, actually if the remainder is split between those who favor a marriage amendement and those who have no oppinion, yeah, actually 52% regardless of the margin of error, is still definitatively a majority.
0	car crashes straight through restaurant window, injuring 4
0	the attack on charlie hebdo was a symbolic tragedy so quit trying to change the subject
1	life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home
0	Well then what the devil are you moaning about then? It's not like Browning shot King, or actually made the rifle that was used or anything like that. Hell it wasn't even a rifle made by the Browning company.There's absolutely no connection between the two for you to be bitching about.
0	adam schiff says there's 'more than circumstantial evidence' of trump ties to russia
0	amy schumer is a tiny witch in very cute halloween throwback
0	dodd-frank at four
1	bill & melinda gates foundation announces new $17 billion initiative to eradicate all 3rd-world mac users by 2040
1	Those damn black people! All wanting respect and equal opportunity! They should just be happy with what they got!Why should they work for the same pay? They are just selfish! [/end 1asm] This argument is tired yawn
1	45-year-old fails to make someone very happy one day
1	What's this? Do we really get to pick apart the free will defense now?
0	don't fight summer fun -- make it educational
1	woman who claims book changed her life has not changed
0	And so on. Yes. a lie generated by creationist liars is what you use as source for what scientists are claimed to adhere to? Your dishonesty is actually rather startling. This is the worst attempt at dishonesty I have seen from lying creationists yet, and your gleeful introduction of that lie shows how truly and completely dishonest you are. Would you stop your lies. You are pathetic.
0	how pets can help prevent suicide #nspw2017
0	gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts
0	it will take more than comey's testimony to sink trump
0	I think it is very difficult, if not impossible to prove a negative.
0	nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties
0	It seems that Prop 8, banning gay marriage passed by around 300+ thousand votes. So the inconsistency persists, unless there was voter fraud that only touched on the top of the ticket which would explain why it appears that more progressives supported Obama than these side issues.
0	Rights do not necessarily imply responsibilities. That this is true is seen clearly in the fact that an infant one hour after birth indisputably has rights, but also indisputably has no corresponding responsibilities.
1	I actually agree. Make it legal and sign away your rights. However - there are plenty of fathers who opt....... "Deadbeat Dad" is practically a profession.
1	And I didn't. Did you note how I explicitly put [Jesus said] for the first two quotes from the Bible, but not for the third one? Any idea why? Come on, think ... you can do it!
0	meeting logs: obama quietly coddling big oil on 'bomb trains' regulations
0	making sense of probiotics and prebiotics
1	'i used to look up to you,' shouts anguished flynn jr. running out of room after learning father a perjurer
1	And you're baffled that you don't have more intelligent debate with people. I'm shocked.
0	will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore?
1	Yes an I am sure you love unbridled capitalism, cruel self centred people do. Capitalism is a cruel system that kills people, lets them starve, makes them homeless, and exploits the poor for the gain of a few.
0	hillary clinton steals the show with pitch-perfect cameo in 'song for women 2017'
1	mit physicists split the smithereen
1	man defends home state's license plate design
1	trump says wasteful nea hasn't produced single valuable work since claes oldenburg's 'giant three-way plug'
1	new study finds humans shouldn't spend more than 5 consecutive hours together
0	But bestiality consists of animal cruelty, so very much hurts another. Just not another human.
0	mike pence's 'hamilton' recollection conflicts with donald trump's take
0	Prove it. Got any credible scientific or sociological studies? NOPE, ya don't. Didn't think so.
1	study finds goosebumps caused by psychotic weirdo masturbating to old photo of you
1	Because those who are pro life are against a womens right to own her own body. Her body her choice and none of anyone elses business. Remember control freaks are everywhere.
1	report finds more americans putting off children until companies are ready
0	elie wiesel, holocaust survivor and nobel laureate, dead at 87
0	elizabeth warren introduces bill to resolve trump's conflicts of interest
0	Yep - that's someting that many "pro-lifers" also never take into account.
0	militants launch three attacks in somalia and kenya in 24 hours
1	beautiful spring day no match for last 35 years of man's life
1	slightly larger chair shifts delicate balance of office power
0	You twisted logic strikes again. I realise that if a group of you were to take your guns and rise up against the current administration, you would all be labelled terrorists. This is not evidence that I support the current regime. How you could twist it to seem so is beyond me. If I were to state that you couldn't take on a fully grown polar bear with just a short pointy stick, would that mean I am supporting the oppressive rule of polar bears? I think you should sit down and carefully think out what you infer from other's arguments before you keep coming out with these ludicrous statements.
1	bitcoin on path to functioning just like real currency after small concentration of people acquire majority of it
0	progressives in congress call for $2 trillion in infrastructure spending

0

on feminism: but i like being a girl

1

date rapist tossing his mortarboard into air 3 rows in front of you

1

biggest mistake of life dressed up as pumpkin

1

mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on

0

1. When their mind develops and begins working. 2. When their mind stops working. 3. No, it should not, at least until its mind develops. 4. No, they are no longer living, and cannot exist without their brain.

0

america's charter schools have a commitment problem

0

u.s.-backed syrian rebels launch operation against isis in raqqa

1

tim kaine found riding conveyor belt during factory campaign stop

0

gop sen. bob corker: trump hasn't demonstrated 'stability' or 'competence'

0

tina frost, las vegas shooting victim, wakes from coma

1

world wonders what trump has on united states that's forcing nation to keep him in power

0

And like usual, you're wrong How were those pictures you ordered from Fox? You know the civil war ones with the dinosaur prop for the TV show "Freaky Links"? Did they cost a lot?

0

leap of faith

0

why underwater homeowners won't be saved by bank of america's $17 billion deal

1

mom thought nfl's first openly gay player should have been drafted earlier

0

a brief history of paul ryan's dance of death with donald trump

1

south dakota considering maybe putting mount rushmore on state quarter

1

year of law school now mandatory for nation's 25-year-olds

1

mom hasn't ordered favorite pizza topping in over a decade

1

meek coworker taken down a notch

1

He was only the second president in history to be impeached! Certainly you might consider that at least a tiny blemish on his "sterling" presidency?emoticonXFrazzled

1

breaking: congressmen walking somewhere

1

'washington post' reporter frustrated every space in parking garage taken up by anonymous source

0

gay pride: are black gay men proud?

1

You're living in an absolute naive dream world about this guy. I think I should be trying to sell YOU the beachfront property.

0

So the scumbag judge or judge and jury did a tremendous miscarriage of justice then. But this is off the topic. Its Black on Black gun crime, not judicial activism.

0

ariana grande spills deets on album release on 'tonight show'

0

watch: ghost riding a tractor swing

1

juror way too far into trial to ask what 'contusions' are now

1

army commander depressed after reading facebook comments on latest raid

1

nation not sure how many ex-trump staffers it can safely reabsorb

0

the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer

0

can you trick your body into burning more fat?

0

get chic this upcoming fall season

1

white house reporters warn huckabee sanders she harming america and it's selling like fucking hotcakes

0

a pivotal law for nyc pets

0

5 in u.s. charged with terrorism-related crimes

0

women who love donald trump say he gets a bad rap from the media

0

trump denies meeting with secret service over hillary clinton threat

1

We accept your forfiet. Two more to go! Once they post, this thread will be pretty much closed. I predict Penfold will go first, followed by Jo. emoticonXSmilie

0

who urges end to routine antibiotic use in farm animals to stem rise of superbugs

0

cuba and the united states: the long view

1

coworkers currently gchatting about you

0

bertha cáceres: 'my mother's is not the first assassination. i don't want another'

0

forged federal document complicates a growing fight over national monument designation in utah

1

encouraging report shows 45% of onion social users survive beta testing

1

Let me return the kindness. The correct spelling is ==> especially

0

from 'that junkie chick' on hbo to soccer mom

1

woman 7 golden retrievers short of childhood vision

1

man totally proud of last night's drunken phone calls

0

Well, actually if the remainder is split between those who favor a marriage amendement and those who have no oppinion, yeah, actually 52% regardless of the margin of error, is still definitatively a majority.

0

car crashes straight through restaurant window, injuring 4

0

the attack on charlie hebdo was a symbolic tragedy so quit trying to change the subject

1

life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home

0

Well then what the devil are you moaning about then? It's not like Browning shot King, or actually made the rifle that was used or anything like that. Hell it wasn't even a rifle made by the Browning company.There's absolutely no connection between the two for you to be bitching about.

0

adam schiff says there's 'more than circumstantial evidence' of trump ties to russia

0

amy schumer is a tiny witch in very cute halloween throwback

0

dodd-frank at four

1

bill & melinda gates foundation announces new $17 billion initiative to eradicate all 3rd-world mac users by 2040

1

Those damn black people! All wanting respect and equal opportunity! They should just be happy with what they got!Why should they work for the same pay? They are just selfish! [/end 1asm] This argument is tired *yawn*

1

45-year-old fails to make someone very happy one day

1

What's this? Do we really get to pick apart the free will defense now?

0

don't fight summer fun -- make it educational

1

woman who claims book changed her life has not changed

0

And so on. Yes. a lie generated by creationist liars is what you use as source for what scientists are claimed to adhere to? Your dishonesty is actually rather startling. This is the worst attempt at dishonesty I have seen from lying creationists yet, and your gleeful introduction of that lie shows how truly and completely dishonest you are. Would you stop your lies. You are pathetic.

0

how pets can help prevent suicide #nspw2017

0

gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts

0

it will take more than comey's testimony to sink trump

0

I think it is very difficult, if not impossible to prove a negative.

0

nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties

0

It seems that Prop 8, banning gay marriage passed by around 300+ thousand votes. So the inconsistency persists, unless there was voter fraud that only touched on the top of the ticket which would explain why it appears that more progressives supported Obama than these side issues.

0

Rights do not necessarily imply responsibilities. That this is true is seen clearly in the fact that an infant one hour after birth indisputably has rights, but also indisputably has no corresponding responsibilities.

1

I actually agree. Make it legal and sign away your rights. However - there are plenty of fathers who opt....... "Deadbeat Dad" is practically a profession.

1

And I didn't. Did you note how I explicitly put [Jesus said] for the first two quotes from the Bible, but not for the third one? Any idea why? Come on, think ... you can do it!

0

meeting logs: obama quietly coddling big oil on 'bomb trains' regulations

0

making sense of probiotics and prebiotics

1

'i used to look up to you,' shouts anguished flynn jr. running out of room after learning father a perjurer

1

And you're baffled that you don't have more intelligent debate with people. I'm shocked.

0

will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore?

1

Yes an I am sure you love unbridled capitalism, cruel self centred people do. Capitalism is a cruel system that kills people, lets them starve, makes them homeless, and exploits the poor for the gain of a few.

0

hillary clinton steals the show with pitch-perfect cameo in 'song for women 2017'

1

mit physicists split the smithereen

1

man defends home state's license plate design

1

trump says wasteful nea hasn't produced single valuable work since claes oldenburg's 'giant three-way plug'

1

new study finds humans shouldn't spend more than 5 consecutive hours together

0

But bestiality consists of animal cruelty, so very much hurts another. Just not another human.

0

mike pence's 'hamilton' recollection conflicts with donald trump's take

0

Prove it. Got any credible scientific or sociological studies? NOPE, ya don't. Didn't think so.

1

study finds goosebumps caused by psychotic weirdo masturbating to old photo of you

1

Because those who are pro life are against a womens right to own her own body. Her body her choice and none of anyone elses business. Remember control freaks are everywhere.

1

report finds more americans putting off children until companies are ready

0

elie wiesel, holocaust survivor and nobel laureate, dead at 87

0

elizabeth warren introduces bill to resolve trump's conflicts of interest

0

Yep - that's someting that many "pro-lifers" also never take into account.

0

militants launch three attacks in somalia and kenya in 24 hours

1

beautiful spring day no match for last 35 years of man's life

1

slightly larger chair shifts delicate balance of office power

0

You twisted logic strikes again. I realise that if a group of you were to take your guns and rise up against the current administration, you would all be labelled terrorists. This is not evidence that I support the current regime. How you could twist it to seem so is beyond me. If I were to state that you couldn't take on a fully grown polar bear with just a short pointy stick, would that mean I am supporting the oppressive rule of polar bears? I think you should sit down and carefully think out what you infer from other's arguments before you keep coming out with these ludicrous statements.

1

bitcoin on path to functioning just like real currency after small concentration of people acquire majority of it

0

progressives in congress call for $2 trillion in infrastructure spending