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girls wanna be the
exact opposite of who
they are so bad lol | twaiku |
Allergies got me
feeling like I deep throated
a field of flowers | twaiku |
it always be the
same females in the cut girl
i see you not him | twaiku |
I go from wanting
to kill you to wanting to
fuck you on the roof | twaiku |
Y'all be aware of
this Some companies aren't
so original | twaiku |
Saying don't worry
'cause every little thing
gonna be al right | twaiku |
Being faithful is
a difficult choice when you're
no longer in love | twaiku |
Why is today such
a shitty fucking day I
hate everyone man | twaiku |
Tell us about the
first amendment I know your
stance on the second | twaiku |
This simple game can
turn distinctly nasty Don't
ever play alone | twaiku |
Taylor just said you're
fine to this Mexican guy
and he said thank you | twaiku |
Or maybe people
have stopped seeing this country
as worth dying for | twaiku |
I'm really tired
of a lot of things Life is
getting weird again | twaiku |
baby I'm a pro
at letting go I love it
when they come n go | twaiku |
My circle might be
small but I have the best friends
a girl could ask for | twaiku |
deleted a tweet
twice because of a spelling
error I give up | twaiku |
Love waking up to
shit like this it's funny and
starts my day off great | twaiku |
The Bible preaches
more hate than an arm's dealer
at psycho Christmas | twaiku |
Hello everyone
happy Thursday nearly the
weekend hang in there | twaiku |
How did the person
that made the first calendar
know what the date was | twaiku |
I can't sleep because
I know You're not Fine And I
know that you can too | twaiku |
It's working and it
makes your critics foam at the
mouth that it's working | twaiku |
Giving Chuck Todd a
run for the money as King
of Both Sides Brian | twaiku |
That call is going
to be talked about until
the Steelers next game | twaiku |
You ask me baby
yours or mine Why even ask
you know im tired | twaiku |
my brother took me
shopping and bought me food im
not use to this wow | twaiku |
I KEEP SHOUTING I
LOVE YOU AND GOOD THINGS ABOUT
HIM HERE IN MY ROOM | twaiku |
Sounds like you're stalking
me She goes back to folding
the shirt in her hands | twaiku |
It's October and
is Fall this is the best time
to pull the fits out | twaiku |
The way my body
is in pain even sitting
down is a mission | twaiku |
Currently feeling
everything but having no
words to describe it | twaiku |
Answer you fucking
can't you fucking idiots
go back to high school | twaiku |
I'm loving this young
woman's commitment She's a
warrior woman | twaiku |
that a face only
a mother could love comes back
haunting l why l | twaiku |
Dancing with the Stars
I will be off the radar
in my happy place | twaiku |
I love doing stuff
to my hair i haven't done
nothing in so long | twaiku |
I think somethings are
best left unexplained Alma
Drey Now You See Me | twaiku |
We will do our
best to do what we have learned
about you Thank u | twaiku |
Tonight Ashton was
holding his great niece and it
was so so precious | twaiku |
I could listen to
No Limit on repeat for
the rest of my life | twaiku |
Beautiful really
wish to visit Kashmir in
winters Please advise | twaiku |
ok dances are
cool but can we get some live
bands at furry cons | twaiku |
She only act like
that because she insecure
and that's your fault b | twaiku |
Shoots the reader with
a bullet It's a pellet
so it'll just sting | twaiku |
I'm very grateful
to have the good on our
side We find the good | twaiku |
if this doesn't make
anyone mad then i don't
know what else will do | twaiku |
Talking to that one
person about everything
One day I'll have that | twaiku |
Will there every
be a day where I don't bite
my lip to the flesh | twaiku |
two to eleven
light snow showers no factor
right whale protocols | twaiku |
Me Be the bigger
person Also me Make them
guess what they did wrong | twaiku |
I've been craving a
strawberry lemonade from
Wendy's it's a must | twaiku |
Getting my cac card
to work is literally
the biggest hassle | twaiku |
How are you gonna
post about being loyal
when you've cheat before | twaiku |
Being tired but
not being able to fall
asleep is the worst | twaiku |
Just because people
say they have your back doesn't
always make it true | twaiku |
Always believe a
woman when she says you don't
really wanna know | twaiku |
Queen Bohemian
Rhapsody Radio Ga
Ga Live at Live Aid | twaiku |
LIsten slut I wIll
not be bad mouthed whether by
you or PatrIck Stump | twaiku |
will have a little
better clip diversity
this round which is lit | twaiku |
Harry's been wearing
black a lot lately damn yes
give some more of THAT | twaiku |
Champions don't just
do hard they do hard better
than anyone else | twaiku |
Justin's alarm for
work went off but the only
person up is me | twaiku |
I'm willing to lose
the sun in exchange of a
rainy day with you | twaiku |
Putting photos of
puppies on Tinder is the
biggest scam going | twaiku |
Pullin up to the
function after you just watched
the terminator | twaiku |
good luck to tonight
kim Becky says your the best
and wants you to win | twaiku |
Battlefield always
looks pretty but then you play
it and its doo doo | twaiku |
These criminals are
desperate I think the tide is
turning for hunting | twaiku |
Madam are you paid
to be anti modi I
seriously doubt | twaiku |
There's a Cajun shrimp
bowl waiting for me at home
Morning else matters | twaiku |
i'm just so tired
and sad and i just want to
sleep it all away | twaiku |
I can't wait until
he's officially outed
as the fraud he is | twaiku |
im happy and im
not gonna let anyone
ruin that for me | twaiku |
The only service
Toby Young supports is his
own self interest | twaiku |
I'm so thankful for
everyone and everything
I have in my life | twaiku |
Love the feeling of
finishing a great workout
and covered in sweat | twaiku |
Hereditary
is the scariest movie
I have ever seen | twaiku |
around that juror
soon loud manhole highly use
chirp puddle tasted | twaiku |
When I die bury
me in delightful sugar
Sounds like a good time | twaiku |
Just allowed two wide
open threes Lucky A and
M couldn't convert | twaiku |
It's perfect outside
but all I want to do is
crawl back into bed | twaiku |
I finally got
an interview for the job
I've been waiting for | twaiku |
I don't even feel
a little bit bad like you
did this to yourself | twaiku |
I told shorty not
to fall for me what she do
hardheaded lil girl | twaiku |
The three S's See
it Say it Sort it But does
that work all the time | twaiku |
um he doesn't know
the difference between his
ass and his elbow | twaiku |
I'm so tired of
the damn furnace But we are
done scorching It's time | twaiku |
I'm not joking when
I say I'm crying My whole
family loves you | twaiku |
Can't stand a hating
staring ass bitch If u got
sum to say say it | twaiku |
Praying you to have
a patient tongue sis because
I would've lost it | twaiku |
Am I the only
one that starts thinking about
life while working out | twaiku |
while I was running
something went into my eye
and it won't come out | twaiku |
Update she won all
three games But also got a
softball to the head | twaiku |
Moaning daddy in
the bedroom n your dad comes
in to ask what's wrong | twaiku |
Good morning to you
sir I hope your day is a
most successful one | twaiku |
Makes you wonder am
I getting better or just
better distracted | twaiku |
If someone cheats on
you I think you should leave them
and never look back | twaiku |
Bitches have money
for abortions but never
money to pay bills | twaiku |
I'm pretty sure I
could win a gold medal for
cuddling with my dog | twaiku |
I can't stand people
who can't drive yet they have a
license Jesus fuck | twaiku |
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