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girls wanna be the exact opposite of who they are so bad lol
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Allergies got me feeling like I deep throated a field of flowers
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it always be the same females in the cut girl i see you not him
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I go from wanting to kill you to wanting to fuck you on the roof
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Y'all be aware of this Some companies aren't so original
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Saying don't worry 'cause every little thing gonna be al right
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Being faithful is a difficult choice when you're no longer in love
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Why is today such a shitty fucking day I hate everyone man
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Tell us about the first amendment I know your stance on the second
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This simple game can turn distinctly nasty Don't ever play alone
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Taylor just said you're fine to this Mexican guy and he said thank you
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Or maybe people have stopped seeing this country as worth dying for
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I'm really tired of a lot of things Life is getting weird again
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baby I'm a pro at letting go I love it when they come n go
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My circle might be small but I have the best friends a girl could ask for
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deleted a tweet twice because of a spelling error I give up
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Love waking up to shit like this it's funny and starts my day off great
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The Bible preaches more hate than an arm's dealer at psycho Christmas
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Hello everyone happy Thursday nearly the weekend hang in there
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How did the person that made the first calendar know what the date was
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I can't sleep because I know You're not Fine And I know that you can too
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It's working and it makes your critics foam at the mouth that it's working
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Giving Chuck Todd a run for the money as King of Both Sides Brian
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That call is going to be talked about until the Steelers next game
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You ask me baby yours or mine Why even ask you know im tired
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my brother took me shopping and bought me food im not use to this wow
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I KEEP SHOUTING I LOVE YOU AND GOOD THINGS ABOUT HIM HERE IN MY ROOM
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Sounds like you're stalking me She goes back to folding the shirt in her hands
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It's October and is Fall this is the best time to pull the fits out
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The way my body is in pain even sitting down is a mission
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Currently feeling everything but having no words to describe it
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Answer you fucking can't you fucking idiots go back to high school
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I'm loving this young woman's commitment She's a warrior woman
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that a face only a mother could love comes back haunting l why l
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Dancing with the Stars I will be off the radar in my happy place
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I love doing stuff to my hair i haven't done nothing in so long
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I think somethings are best left unexplained Alma Drey Now You See Me
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We will do our best to do what we have learned about you Thank u
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Tonight Ashton was holding his great niece and it was so so precious
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I could listen to No Limit on repeat for the rest of my life
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Beautiful really wish to visit Kashmir in winters Please advise
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ok dances are cool but can we get some live bands at furry cons
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She only act like that because she insecure and that's your fault b
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Shoots the reader with a bullet It's a pellet so it'll just sting
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I'm very grateful to have the good on our side We find the good
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if this doesn't make anyone mad then i don't know what else will do
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Talking to that one person about everything One day I'll have that
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Will there every be a day where I don't bite my lip to the flesh
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two to eleven light snow showers no factor right whale protocols
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Me Be the bigger person Also me Make them guess what they did wrong
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I've been craving a strawberry lemonade from Wendy's it's a must
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Getting my cac card to work is literally the biggest hassle
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How are you gonna post about being loyal when you've cheat before
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Being tired but not being able to fall asleep is the worst
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Just because people say they have your back doesn't always make it true
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Always believe a woman when she says you don't really wanna know
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Queen Bohemian Rhapsody Radio Ga Ga Live at Live Aid
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LIsten slut I wIll not be bad mouthed whether by you or PatrIck Stump
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will have a little better clip diversity this round which is lit
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Harry's been wearing black a lot lately damn yes give some more of THAT
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Champions don't just do hard they do hard better than anyone else
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Justin's alarm for work went off but the only person up is me
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I'm willing to lose the sun in exchange of a rainy day with you
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Putting photos of puppies on Tinder is the biggest scam going
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Pullin up to the function after you just watched the terminator
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good luck to tonight kim Becky says your the best and wants you to win
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Battlefield always looks pretty but then you play it and its doo doo
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These criminals are desperate I think the tide is turning for hunting
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Madam are you paid to be anti modi I seriously doubt
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There's a Cajun shrimp bowl waiting for me at home Morning else matters
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i'm just so tired and sad and i just want to sleep it all away
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I can't wait until he's officially outed as the fraud he is
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im happy and im not gonna let anyone ruin that for me
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The only service Toby Young supports is his own self interest
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I'm so thankful for everyone and everything I have in my life
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Love the feeling of finishing a great workout and covered in sweat
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Hereditary is the scariest movie I have ever seen
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around that juror soon loud manhole highly use chirp puddle tasted
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When I die bury me in delightful sugar Sounds like a good time
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Just allowed two wide open threes Lucky A and M couldn't convert
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It's perfect outside but all I want to do is crawl back into bed
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I finally got an interview for the job I've been waiting for
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I don't even feel a little bit bad like you did this to yourself
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I told shorty not to fall for me what she do hardheaded lil girl
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The three S's See it Say it Sort it But does that work all the time
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um he doesn't know the difference between his ass and his elbow
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I'm so tired of the damn furnace But we are done scorching It's time
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I'm not joking when I say I'm crying My whole family loves you
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Can't stand a hating staring ass bitch If u got sum to say say it
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Praying you to have a patient tongue sis because I would've lost it
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Am I the only one that starts thinking about life while working out
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while I was running something went into my eye and it won't come out
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Update she won all three games But also got a softball to the head
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Moaning daddy in the bedroom n your dad comes in to ask what's wrong
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Good morning to you sir I hope your day is a most successful one
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Makes you wonder am I getting better or just better distracted
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If someone cheats on you I think you should leave them and never look back
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Bitches have money for abortions but never money to pay bills
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I'm pretty sure I could win a gold medal for cuddling with my dog
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I can't stand people who can't drive yet they have a license Jesus fuck
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