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This literally
made me sick to my stomach
Read the article | twaiku |
I DON'T TRUST CHELSEA
TO REPLACE HIM WITH A WORLD
CLASS PLAYER SO RIP | twaiku |
I'm stressing and my
body tweaking but shouldn't
can't smoke Fuck finals | twaiku |
I really cannot
pass up a purse that's in the
shape of a cute fruit | twaiku |
when is the baseball
manager releasing for
mobile devices | twaiku |
Purchase Disorder
See it want it buys it Do
I really need it | twaiku |
honestly it sucks
b cause you the reason guys
don't ever trust me | twaiku |
To all the people
who have EVER doubted me
I fucking made it | twaiku |
I LOVE the soundtrack
from Tarzan Even bought it
but someone stole it | twaiku |
Same here I'm very
much interested to see
what they do with this | twaiku |
The day you succeed
is the day you die She can't
say she wasn't warned | twaiku |
I got you baby
I need you baby I want
you baby Light on | twaiku |
I'm casually
very drunk in front of my
family god bless | twaiku |
Kinda wanna go
check out the new ice cream shop
in yuba later | twaiku |
You're so beautiful
it makes me want to cry for
all the wrong reasons | twaiku |
Tomorrow's world wide
bread day and I expect you
to be on a roll | twaiku |
I really want a
new tattoo but I don't have
new tattoo money | twaiku |
The only one in
the family who cam read
or write is their mom | twaiku |
Thinkin about how
everyone else has a love
interest but me | twaiku |
I skip school acting
like I don't have grades to bring
up before finals | twaiku |
Then u truly don't
watch river dale cause they said
it multiple times | twaiku |
Happy Mother's Day
especially to my mom and
all mothers out there | twaiku |
ARIANA IS
COMING TO SLAY ON ALL YOU
HOES WATCH THE FUCK OUT | twaiku |
my name is ricky
bobby and if you don't chew
big red then fuck you | twaiku |
Additionally
we've reached our goal but there's
a lot left to do | twaiku |
i kinda feel like
hell i could cry all night i
hate myself so much | twaiku |
Gibson And we are
assuming a negative
crew status report | twaiku |
Wish my tummy went
as flat as my boobs do when
I lay on my back | twaiku |
Wasn't a massive
fan But I respected the
grind Rest easy Mac | twaiku |
Packing up my girl's
clothes makes me so sad I want
another baby | twaiku |
the meaning of love
is the absence of perfume
to socialism | twaiku |
if all those lashes
sell out the first day i am
going to be shook | twaiku |
People True Colors
Always Show Should've Trusted
My Intuition | twaiku |
I'm training myself
to reject love so I won't
stop myself next time | twaiku |
I may not always
believe but you're nothing short
of a miracle | twaiku |
Fair traffic and game
day traffic tomorrow Wish
them good luck Charlie | twaiku |
I'm ready to find
my beloved Rebecca I'm
ready universe | twaiku |
ribbit Couldn't have
put much better or much more
vulgar than that lol | twaiku |
The Lords salvation
is the most beautiful gift
to mankind God bless | twaiku |
Scars don't go away
their permanent so you don't
forget who you are | twaiku |
This Katy Perry
girl going around killing
EVERYBODY RUDE | twaiku |
everybody is
getting pregnant that's why I
don't drink tap water | twaiku |
Im washing dishes
while my girls watch Teen Titans
Happy Mother's Day | twaiku |
was referring but
did not say it clearly to
his statement In God | twaiku |
I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human | twaiku |
I've always tried my
best in whatever I've done
if I wanted it | twaiku |
already done with
the meet and greet Just cruised in
from San Diego | twaiku |
Japan if you don't
want imperialism
in the British eat | twaiku |
It's Now Been Proven
That trump Has Committed A
FELONY WHAT NOW | twaiku |
Bitches can't keep friends
cause they too busy worried
about the next bitch | twaiku |
Confidence is the
food of the wise man and the
liquor of the fool | twaiku |
Anxiety I
hate you so much I really
really really do | twaiku |
But you wont Jimmy
just stay home and lust after
women in your heart | twaiku |
I'm so loyal I've
been a nuggets fan even
after Melo left | twaiku |
a rationale is
a vicinity blood red
and rainbow colored | twaiku |
Towards a path far
from home and I knew I had
to go forth alone | twaiku |
Time to say goodbye
to a very amazing
lady today x | twaiku |
Any girl would be
lucky to have you I'm glad
that I got you first | twaiku |
noah fence but if
i outlive tyler and josh
i'm going to die | twaiku |
following you just
because you called Nicki the
legend that she is | twaiku |
Such an ungodly
hour to be spent wishing
I was an eagle | twaiku |
Word of warning peeps
Please be aware of Black ice
on the roads Be Safe | twaiku |
what kind of wedding
will you have while kids with their
brains cracked wide open | twaiku |
Wow talk about a
crazy remind me of my
daughter let's have sex | twaiku |
The sky is beyond
gorgeous this morning with the
sun rise God is good | twaiku |
If I can't forgive
you you must know you really
fucked me up big time | twaiku |
allergies just said
a BIG fuck me as soon as
the weather got nice | twaiku |
Baby fever is
at an all time high i need
it to go away | twaiku |
STOP TEXTING ME You're
irrelevant in my life
now this was YOUR fault | twaiku |
I am Hairy Short
and stout This is my dog And
this is my syringe | twaiku |
Or how about a
nice shaved ham Would feel so good
and you know it HUH | twaiku |
Dammit I'm getting
kid fever someone quickly
hit me with something | twaiku |
My reference when
people ask me if I want
kids I need my sleep | twaiku |
Long as he gotta
beard I feel like I could do
bald head or brush cut | twaiku |
that edible got
me moving slow i only
had a piece of it | twaiku |
Stop acting as if
you've been doing this for a
while You just started | twaiku |
Ikea is so
great till you realize you
gotta build that shit | twaiku |
I'm elbow and knee
deep into This Is Us you
guys I'm invested | twaiku |
Going to start a
charity for every
marc staal turnover | twaiku |
Jesus is not like
us We cannot compare the
King of Kings to us | twaiku |
still think that Demi
and French Montana should make
a song together | twaiku |
I swear having the
right person in your life makes
life so much better | twaiku |
yeah it's raining but
the ice cream truck is still out
it's california | twaiku |
Can't please all people
all the time Just be kind in
all you attempt say | twaiku |
people you're really
quiet me nobody plans
a murder out loud | twaiku |
i be trying not
to take long naps during the
week but it's so hard | twaiku |
don't ever trust a
man who can grow a beard but
chooses not to lol | twaiku |
Your negative thoughts
will defeat you way before
anyone else will | twaiku |
Devil's day arrived
Acid rain pours from the sky
I FUCKING LOVE MEMES | twaiku |
People who can't take
a joke but can give it out
need to get a life | twaiku |
not to mention i
was so shitty i made it
home before midnight | twaiku |
I don't believe her
she's just pushing the comments
to a later time | twaiku |
visiting eastern
asia at some point in my
lifetime is a must | twaiku |
Ever got so lit
u fall asleep wit halfway
finished food near you | twaiku |
Manchester By The
Sea absolutely superb
film Just breathtaking | twaiku |
When u get older
your friend group gets smaller And
I'm okay with that | twaiku |
Me is not feeling
good Coworker why do you
look like this white board | twaiku |
I wasn't gone get
the room anymore But I'm
still getting that bitch | twaiku |
Sometimes you've got to
let people lose with who they
think they're winning with | twaiku |
Maybe reapply
full time to another team
in the company | twaiku |
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