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This literally made me sick to my stomach Read the article
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I DON'T TRUST CHELSEA TO REPLACE HIM WITH A WORLD CLASS PLAYER SO RIP
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I'm stressing and my body tweaking but shouldn't can't smoke Fuck finals
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I really cannot pass up a purse that's in the shape of a cute fruit
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when is the baseball manager releasing for mobile devices
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Purchase Disorder See it want it buys it Do I really need it
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honestly it sucks b cause you the reason guys don't ever trust me
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To all the people who have EVER doubted me I fucking made it
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I LOVE the soundtrack from Tarzan Even bought it but someone stole it
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Same here I'm very much interested to see what they do with this
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The day you succeed is the day you die She can't say she wasn't warned
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I got you baby I need you baby I want you baby Light on
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I'm casually very drunk in front of my family god bless
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Kinda wanna go check out the new ice cream shop in yuba later
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You're so beautiful it makes me want to cry for all the wrong reasons
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Tomorrow's world wide bread day and I expect you to be on a roll
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I really want a new tattoo but I don't have new tattoo money
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The only one in the family who cam read or write is their mom
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Thinkin about how everyone else has a love interest but me
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I skip school acting like I don't have grades to bring up before finals
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Then u truly don't watch river dale cause they said it multiple times
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Happy Mother's Day especially to my mom and all mothers out there
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ARIANA IS COMING TO SLAY ON ALL YOU HOES WATCH THE FUCK OUT
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my name is ricky bobby and if you don't chew big red then fuck you
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Additionally we've reached our goal but there's a lot left to do
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i kinda feel like hell i could cry all night i hate myself so much
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Gibson And we are assuming a negative crew status report
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Wish my tummy went as flat as my boobs do when I lay on my back
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Wasn't a massive fan But I respected the grind Rest easy Mac
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Packing up my girl's clothes makes me so sad I want another baby
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the meaning of love is the absence of perfume to socialism
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if all those lashes sell out the first day i am going to be shook
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People True Colors Always Show Should've Trusted My Intuition
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I'm training myself to reject love so I won't stop myself next time
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I may not always believe but you're nothing short of a miracle
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Fair traffic and game day traffic tomorrow Wish them good luck Charlie
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I'm ready to find my beloved Rebecca I'm ready universe
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ribbit Couldn't have put much better or much more vulgar than that lol
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The Lords salvation is the most beautiful gift to mankind God bless
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Scars don't go away their permanent so you don't forget who you are
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This Katy Perry girl going around killing EVERYBODY RUDE
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everybody is getting pregnant that's why I don't drink tap water
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Im washing dishes while my girls watch Teen Titans Happy Mother's Day
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was referring but did not say it clearly to his statement In God
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I'm only human And I bleed when I fall down I'm only human
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I've always tried my best in whatever I've done if I wanted it
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already done with the meet and greet Just cruised in from San Diego
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Japan if you don't want imperialism in the British eat
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It's Now Been Proven That trump Has Committed A FELONY WHAT NOW
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Bitches can't keep friends cause they too busy worried about the next bitch
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Confidence is the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool
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Anxiety I hate you so much I really really really do
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But you wont Jimmy just stay home and lust after women in your heart
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I'm so loyal I've been a nuggets fan even after Melo left
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a rationale is a vicinity blood red and rainbow colored
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Towards a path far from home and I knew I had to go forth alone
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Time to say goodbye to a very amazing lady today x
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Any girl would be lucky to have you I'm glad that I got you first
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noah fence but if i outlive tyler and josh i'm going to die
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following you just because you called Nicki the legend that she is
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Such an ungodly hour to be spent wishing I was an eagle
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Word of warning peeps Please be aware of Black ice on the roads Be Safe
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what kind of wedding will you have while kids with their brains cracked wide open
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Wow talk about a crazy remind me of my daughter let's have sex
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The sky is beyond gorgeous this morning with the sun rise God is good
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If I can't forgive you you must know you really fucked me up big time
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allergies just said a BIG fuck me as soon as the weather got nice
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Baby fever is at an all time high i need it to go away
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STOP TEXTING ME You're irrelevant in my life now this was YOUR fault
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I am Hairy Short and stout This is my dog And this is my syringe
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Or how about a nice shaved ham Would feel so good and you know it HUH
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Dammit I'm getting kid fever someone quickly hit me with something
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My reference when people ask me if I want kids I need my sleep
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Long as he gotta beard I feel like I could do bald head or brush cut
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that edible got me moving slow i only had a piece of it
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Stop acting as if you've been doing this for a while You just started
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Ikea is so great till you realize you gotta build that shit
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I'm elbow and knee deep into This Is Us you guys I'm invested
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Going to start a charity for every marc staal turnover
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Jesus is not like us We cannot compare the King of Kings to us
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still think that Demi and French Montana should make a song together
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I swear having the right person in your life makes life so much better
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yeah it's raining but the ice cream truck is still out it's california
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Can't please all people all the time Just be kind in all you attempt say
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people you're really quiet me nobody plans a murder out loud
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i be trying not to take long naps during the week but it's so hard
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don't ever trust a man who can grow a beard but chooses not to lol
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Your negative thoughts will defeat you way before anyone else will
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Devil's day arrived Acid rain pours from the sky I FUCKING LOVE MEMES
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People who can't take a joke but can give it out need to get a life
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not to mention i was so shitty i made it home before midnight
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I don't believe her she's just pushing the comments to a later time
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visiting eastern asia at some point in my lifetime is a must
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Ever got so lit u fall asleep wit halfway finished food near you
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Manchester By The Sea absolutely superb film Just breathtaking
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When u get older your friend group gets smaller And I'm okay with that
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Me is not feeling good Coworker why do you look like this white board
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I wasn't gone get the room anymore But I'm still getting that bitch
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Sometimes you've got to let people lose with who they think they're winning with
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Maybe reapply full time to another team in the company
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