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Thanks for the Lucy
well wishes And re the black
kit no I did not | twaiku |
Wow I really do
get in a pissed off mood when
I don't have my vape | twaiku |
I love watching the
late evening dissolve into
an early sunrise | twaiku |
Those pretty girls can
play their game but they're damn well
gonna know my name | twaiku |
too many heartless
dudes flaunting the fact that they
have multiple girls | twaiku |
Does anyone here
have any expertise in
teaching small children | twaiku |
he is the youngest
out of all of them tho so
that kinda makes sense | twaiku |
I love going to
my grandmas house going through
her photo albums | twaiku |
Merry Christmas to
nobody except Lil Kim
and her family | twaiku |
I ain't never ran
from nothin but a killer
bee vince staples voice | twaiku |
I'm really feeling
dude calls just to check on me
and see if I'm straight | twaiku |
I'm a ticking time
bomb this week Like don't even
look at me wrong bib | twaiku |
a worship session
on the car ride home is the
best worship session | twaiku |
Ah Monopoly
probably the most flipped board
board game ever played | twaiku |
Always having a
Boner means I always have
something to play with | twaiku |
I hate spending a
whole day doing nothing with
nobody all day | twaiku |
will you marry me
i love you so much you are
great women in world | twaiku |
banana pancakes
with honey and strawberries
is my pancake day | twaiku |
Steve Reich walks into
a bar and the bartender
asks why the long phase | twaiku |
Your age shouldn't be
used as an excuse to be
a shitty person | twaiku |
Answer this poll for
science purposes talking
about twitter modes | twaiku |
Can't no female make
me pick and choose who I can
and can't be friends with | twaiku |
I just fucking love
robots a lot is what I've
come to realize | twaiku |
remember that poll
i did about bagel bites
vs pizza rolls | twaiku |
gonna keep it this
way because i don't mind not
seeing anything | twaiku |
Warriors may have
won the Finals but I have
proof Steve Kerr eats ass | twaiku |
I mean somebody
must enjoy this Or is it
just pure pretension | twaiku |
Comment here if you'd
like to help with managing
content for this page | twaiku |
Any room can be
a dark room if you don't pay
your electric bill | twaiku |
We will be lucky
not to be thrashed today with
that starting lineup | twaiku |
Use this as revenge
for when you guys meet in the
championship game | twaiku |
I will not argue
with A N Y O N E
over dumb ass shit | twaiku |
I don't think Justin
Timberlake will ever stop
putting out bangers | twaiku |
you're not serious
in your life what happened to
your older account | twaiku |
Tomorrow night will
go on without you till dawn
and no one will care | twaiku |
if ronny jackson
was candyman what was he
giving to barack | twaiku |
Nash affinity
is wind but he have water
i am confusion | twaiku |
Coptic culture is
having parking lot syndrome
everywhere you go | twaiku |
nobody asked for
your opinion your sick sad
way of jerking off | twaiku |
My sister didn't
even cry in her last day
of elementary | twaiku |
Do you ever just
wake up and hear the screams of
the damned Because me | twaiku |
What is this snapchat
update What happened I don't
think mine updated | twaiku |
i'm at a party
and someone played sam smith i'm
in my feels now lol | twaiku |
You Broke A Couple
Records While On Hiatus
How Does It Feel Sis | twaiku |
online dating is
a total scam how did it
not get shut down yet | twaiku |
He is protected
with Money Cover that's why
Police can't see him | twaiku |
People who scrape their
cutlery on the plate while
eating are satan | twaiku |
Study for now but
I will think about how to
do it all the tasks | twaiku |
Man i don't even
drink but after today i
need a whole bottle | twaiku |
I hate facebook Now
I don't even have to go
there to despise it | twaiku |
Paying extra for
shipping so my glasses will
come before I leave | twaiku |
R I P Derrick
though true Eastenders villain
lol he was on dirt | twaiku |
Update I started
cleaning my room and now I
don't want to finish | twaiku |
Zion Williamson
is Raphael the ninja
turtle in black face | twaiku |
I have several
thousand gallons of muddy
water for sale cheap | twaiku |
bro i already
had a check up i think u
need ah eye check up | twaiku |
are there any trains
running from seven tunnel
junction to Cardiff | twaiku |
I JUST FUCKING LOVE
TONY STARK ALRIGHT ID GIVE
MY LIFE FOR THAT MAN | twaiku |
i really want kids
but I'm scared one of them will
be Taylor Swift fan | twaiku |
I legit been cooped
up in the house trying to
hide from my crazy | twaiku |
I want Lucas to
raw me but emotionally
not physically | twaiku |
This is the second
day that I exercised I'm
so proud of myself | twaiku |
No one ever good
enough for Arabic and
Indian daughters | twaiku |
Hearing your mom cry
is literally one of
the worst things ever | twaiku |
I've said it before
and I'll say it again I'm
a sucker for blondes | twaiku |
Just enough time for
Roy Keane to get his third book
out before Christmas | twaiku |
Display rack used for
cards and photography Fold
up easy storage | twaiku |
SOS I NEED
A MATH TUTOR I'll pay you
with Dunkin Donuts | twaiku |
Therefore over the
man who can hold his tongue than
to be venomous | twaiku |
reply to this tweet
and i'll tell you what i think
about your account | twaiku |
Dude same my younger
cousin texted me asking
if I was watching | twaiku |
Either my butt and
hips are getting bigger or
my panties shrinking | twaiku |
I gotta learn not
respond so quickly but that
also isn't me | twaiku |
Now we started all
over again Nothing to
lose nothing to gain | twaiku |
Many people think
they are talking about the
past in this scripture | twaiku |
im excited for
the album drop ugh so close
yet so fat away | twaiku |
I've always wanted
you I just never knew it
until I met you | twaiku |
I took my makeup
off early and JESUS I
look like A baby | twaiku |
Damn Morris fell hard
shit hurt me lol I almost
tripping while running | twaiku |
I keep burying
my feelings for this Girl but
it kept coming up | twaiku |
I literally
have one failing grade dude I'm
so irritated | twaiku |
venus was watching
my music videos on
rabbit this morning | twaiku |
Throwing out stuff that
has no meaning to me has
been therapeutic | twaiku |
Everytime I try
put myself first I think of
those I can help first | twaiku |
He obviously
slipped in the sidewalk Good thing
something broke his fall | twaiku |
Actually love
the people I'm surrounded
by at the moment | twaiku |
I put my feelings
on safety so I don't go
shooting where your beat | twaiku |
Thank god only the
first Halloween is canon
before this Friday | twaiku |
It's either having
no options or too many
options everytime | twaiku |
I hate being told
I have a surprise waiting
just surprise me man | twaiku |
i can't imagine
being a male scorpio
i really can not | twaiku |
someone needs to be
proud of me for not being
a dumb bitch for once | twaiku |
Oh that rugged cross
my salvation Where your love
poured out over me | twaiku |
Either I'm starting
my period or my ass
is gonna explode | twaiku |
some interesting
judging or as I like to
say this is bullshit | twaiku |
if the bartender
winks at me one more time i'm
ripping my eyes out | twaiku |
Don't Fuck With Someone's
Feelings Just Because You Are
Unsure About Yours | twaiku |
Shocked to hear about
Sir Alex Hope he makes a
speedy recovery | twaiku |
im so embarrassed
that i don't remember a
single thing today | twaiku |
Your mind gotta be
stronger than your feelings or
you gone lose yourself | twaiku |
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