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Sorry I'm a strong willed person I don't give up on the things I want
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Not checking your bank balance because what you don't know can't hurt you x
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Now that election season is over I'd like to spoil someone's son
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cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me
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Ugh I just really wanna meet Taylor and hug her that's all I want
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I finally got my midterm grades back I'm so happy I could cry
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Sometimes you have to risk everything for a dream only you can see
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Finally catching up with the Billy Monger documentary
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Did you see Toulouse face Toulouse looked at her like what did you just say
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why won't my debit card work i'm just trying to buy some christmas gifts
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The Palisades is top tier Gambino and I won't hear otherwise
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I finally found my pearl necklace everything is right in the world
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I bet a little doesn't stop her from farming outside in the rain
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So which Democrat gets the bill for the Mueller investigation
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never liked Crack in the name either thus Green Crack became Green Candy
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First question for a date to check if they're racist black or white people
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some students acting like they're uneducated ang ironic lang
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Actually in the fattest of moods and I don't even know why
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I always feel so damn depressed after I have to drop off my son
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school doesn't know how to deal with kids with mental illnesses send tweet
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Andre and Reggie are the antithesis of Detroit Basketball
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It's funny how you can stop talking to someone you talk everyday
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If the devil says no to Jesus then throw a part and say Thank you
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W what Do you really care that little about my safety
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Honestly nothing hurts more than the fact that I've never met my dad
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happy valentines day Romeo the master of the happiness
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I'm gonna get where I need to be by any means necessary
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The simplest spell had you white as a sheet I've shrugged off worse in practice
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POWER DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT MY ANGRY OR MY THOUGHTS JUST TRUST MY JOY
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Don't be so lazy when it comes to waiting on the Lord's direction
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Exeter on the beginning of building was happily away
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Nobody And I mean nobody Is worth my damn time anymore
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the funny thing when new chick comes to overtake the current hot chick
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I feel so worthless and I don't even know why I try anymore
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It's estimated that four people a year die while putting on pants
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There's actually always something up with the Piccadilly line
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I'm convinced people only say what sounds good at that given moment
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darren you have been such support this year thank you for being you x
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Lapses in judgement due to cloudy and rainy moods But we are back
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Happy New Year to you Megan Hope your day is going well so far
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i push everyone away and then wonder why i feel so alone
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Pathetic people with no room to talk always have the most to say
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Joe U is always the fucking vibe I gotta meet this man one day
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All I'm trying to do is get drunk but nothing is going my way
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my cat shedding so much my clothes are full of furr like more than normal
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why does everyone talk about jacob's hands they are fucking gross NEXT
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If it's gonna cause me more stress than happiness than I don't want it
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Had a solid ten hours of sleep last night and I'm still exhausted
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I'm frightened by the devil and I'm drawn to those ones that ain't afraid
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I know exactly who needs to hear this sis we happy y'all are done
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the event starts late at night for me so guess which bitch is losing sleep
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My cousin is in Paris and I'm trying to get her to see him
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I woke up sneezing my face away I'm scared to even go outside
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RANDY BAXTER falls to the ground and again we see his back is turned
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i love my brother id take a bullet for him but man fuck that guy
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found out the only thing better than pussy is a really good book
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Post Malone I fall apart is heartbreaking but it's such a good song
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Nope Point totals are not a prerequisite for being a leader
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Should be depending on the type of wedding and The Budget at hand
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I swear the hottest guys always settle down with the ugliest girls
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Like i wanna go home but i don't wanna be a party popper
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Every time I begin to trust people I get betrayed or left
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Star Surely u need to tell us where Nothing like worrying people
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These bags of candy are expensive Bout to skip Halloween this year
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Deciding what car to buy is a pain but I think I got it now
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I'm depressed so I'm gonna open commissions so I can buy cheese
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Tony Orlando Dawn Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree
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Weird that I hardly ever tweet but when I do I lose followers
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if you really care about a bar you don't write about it online
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someone on my school bus laughs like louis excuse me while i go diE
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i'm only half of these but still an entire mood bow down cowards
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also i kissed a girl during my theatre final that was neat
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You fooled me into thinking we could be friends What a sweet tongue you got
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you're forgiven ex because you deserve to be free and be happy
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The smell of easy money from Trump bashing is to much to resist
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Happy birthday to my beloved Chloe Moretz Love you so much babe
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Actually it doesn't I don't give a shit that you're small minded
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Maybe the concept of not making friends with your past is a wrong one
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I can't believe I got caught and you didn't you ain't slick Armando
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Always been told I don't look like where I come from I just say thank you
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Someone shove this right up Lindsey's ass no lube he's used to it that way
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seeing my sister breaks my heart but she's not shit to me anymore
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Never had a test that made me feel so stupid before in my life
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I'm good at making money but I'm still learning how to save better
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My baby sister is leaving tomorrow I don't know what to feel
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Boy V I wanna know what happened so I can laugh with a reason
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Wanted to flex with certain people but now I gotta flex on you
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Nintendo Switch is doing so well I am so proud of Nintendo
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my yokohama trip destroyed my savings and i have some regrets
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The Social Network will always be one of the best movies ever
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Let your energy cover you like a bubble that no one can pop
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Quotes about the tweet are more important than the tweet itself these days
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kicking it tonight with my PIC cannot wait I missed her whole life dude
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I'm just trying to make sense of it lol my life is a real shit show
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You must be desperate to follow me I very seldom tweet just lurk
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He indulges my weirdness and for that I am forever grateful
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Just applied for four jobs in California so let's see how this goes
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I wanna go see Love Simon but no one wants to see it with me
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random guy wears a citizen shirt me why is he dressing like me
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I had a nightmare and now I'm putting tape on my front camera
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