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Sorry I'm a strong
willed person I don't give up
on the things I want | twaiku |
Not checking your bank
balance because what you don't
know can't hurt you x | twaiku |
Now that election
season is over I'd like
to spoil someone's son | twaiku |
cursing out my own
shadow for hanging out with
a loser like me | twaiku |
Ugh I just really
wanna meet Taylor and hug
her that's all I want | twaiku |
I finally got
my midterm grades back I'm so
happy I could cry | twaiku |
Sometimes you have to
risk everything for a dream
only you can see | twaiku |
Finally catching
up with the Billy Monger
documentary | twaiku |
Did you see Toulouse
face Toulouse looked at her like
what did you just say | twaiku |
why won't my debit
card work i'm just trying to
buy some christmas gifts | twaiku |
The Palisades is
top tier Gambino and I
won't hear otherwise | twaiku |
I finally found
my pearl necklace everything
is right in the world | twaiku |
I bet a little
doesn't stop her from farming
outside in the rain | twaiku |
So which Democrat
gets the bill for the Mueller
investigation | twaiku |
never liked Crack in
the name either thus Green Crack
became Green Candy | twaiku |
First question for a
date to check if they're racist
black or white people | twaiku |
some students acting
like they're uneducated
ang ironic lang | twaiku |
Actually in
the fattest of moods and I
don't even know why | twaiku |
I always feel so
damn depressed after I have
to drop off my son | twaiku |
school doesn't know how
to deal with kids with mental
illnesses send tweet | twaiku |
Andre and Reggie
are the antithesis of
Detroit Basketball | twaiku |
It's funny how you
can stop talking to someone
you talk everyday | twaiku |
If the devil says
no to Jesus then throw a
part and say Thank you | twaiku |
W what Do
you really care that little
about my safety | twaiku |
Honestly nothing
hurts more than the fact that I've
never met my dad | twaiku |
happy valentines
day Romeo the master
of the happiness | twaiku |
I'm gonna get where
I need to be by any
means necessary | twaiku |
The simplest spell had
you white as a sheet I've shrugged
off worse in practice | twaiku |
POWER DON'T FEEL BAD
ABOUT MY ANGRY OR MY
THOUGHTS JUST TRUST MY JOY | twaiku |
Don't be so lazy
when it comes to waiting on
the Lord's direction | twaiku |
Exeter on the
beginning of building was
happily away | twaiku |
Nobody And I
mean nobody Is worth my
damn time anymore | twaiku |
the funny thing when
new chick comes to overtake
the current hot chick | twaiku |
I feel so worthless
and I don't even know why
I try anymore | twaiku |
It's estimated
that four people a year die
while putting on pants | twaiku |
There's actually
always something up with the
Piccadilly line | twaiku |
I'm convinced people
only say what sounds good at
that given moment | twaiku |
darren you have been
such support this year thank you
for being you x | twaiku |
Lapses in judgement
due to cloudy and rainy
moods But we are back | twaiku |
Happy New Year to
you Megan Hope your day is
going well so far | twaiku |
i push everyone
away and then wonder why
i feel so alone | twaiku |
Pathetic people
with no room to talk always
have the most to say | twaiku |
Joe U is always
the fucking vibe I gotta
meet this man one day | twaiku |
All I'm trying to
do is get drunk but nothing
is going my way | twaiku |
my cat shedding so
much my clothes are full of furr
like more than normal | twaiku |
why does everyone
talk about jacob's hands they
are fucking gross NEXT | twaiku |
If it's gonna cause
me more stress than happiness
than I don't want it | twaiku |
Had a solid ten
hours of sleep last night and
I'm still exhausted | twaiku |
I'm frightened by the
devil and I'm drawn to those
ones that ain't afraid | twaiku |
I know exactly
who needs to hear this sis we
happy y'all are done | twaiku |
the event starts late
at night for me so guess which
bitch is losing sleep | twaiku |
My cousin is in
Paris and I'm trying to
get her to see him | twaiku |
I woke up sneezing
my face away I'm scared to
even go outside | twaiku |
RANDY BAXTER falls
to the ground and again we
see his back is turned | twaiku |
i love my brother
id take a bullet for him
but man fuck that guy | twaiku |
found out the only
thing better than pussy is
a really good book | twaiku |
Post Malone I fall
apart is heartbreaking but
it's such a good song | twaiku |
Nope Point totals are
not a prerequisite for
being a leader | twaiku |
Should be depending
on the type of wedding and
The Budget at hand | twaiku |
I swear the hottest
guys always settle down with
the ugliest girls | twaiku |
Like i wanna go
home but i don't wanna be
a party popper | twaiku |
Every time I
begin to trust people I
get betrayed or left | twaiku |
Star Surely u need
to tell us where Nothing like
worrying people | twaiku |
These bags of candy
are expensive Bout to skip
Halloween this year | twaiku |
Deciding what car
to buy is a pain but I
think I got it now | twaiku |
I'm depressed so I'm
gonna open commissions
so I can buy cheese | twaiku |
Tony Orlando
Dawn Tie a Yellow Ribbon
Round the Ole Oak Tree | twaiku |
Weird that I hardly
ever tweet but when I do
I lose followers | twaiku |
if you really care
about a bar you don't write
about it online | twaiku |
someone on my school
bus laughs like louis excuse
me while i go diE | twaiku |
i'm only half of
these but still an entire
mood bow down cowards | twaiku |
also i kissed a
girl during my theatre
final that was neat | twaiku |
You fooled me into
thinking we could be friends What
a sweet tongue you got | twaiku |
you're forgiven ex
because you deserve to be
free and be happy | twaiku |
The smell of easy
money from Trump bashing is
to much to resist | twaiku |
Happy birthday to
my beloved Chloe Moretz
Love you so much babe | twaiku |
Actually it
doesn't I don't give a shit
that you're small minded | twaiku |
Maybe the concept
of not making friends with your
past is a wrong one | twaiku |
I can't believe I
got caught and you didn't you
ain't slick Armando | twaiku |
Always been told I
don't look like where I come from
I just say thank you | twaiku |
Someone shove this right
up Lindsey's ass no lube he's
used to it that way | twaiku |
seeing my sister
breaks my heart but she's not shit
to me anymore | twaiku |
Never had a test
that made me feel so stupid
before in my life | twaiku |
I'm good at making
money but I'm still learning
how to save better | twaiku |
My baby sister
is leaving tomorrow I
don't know what to feel | twaiku |
Boy V I wanna
know what happened so I can
laugh with a reason | twaiku |
Wanted to flex with
certain people but now I
gotta flex on you | twaiku |
Nintendo Switch is
doing so well I am so
proud of Nintendo | twaiku |
my yokohama
trip destroyed my savings and
i have some regrets | twaiku |
The Social Network
will always be one of the
best movies ever | twaiku |
Let your energy
cover you like a bubble
that no one can pop | twaiku |
Quotes about the tweet
are more important than the
tweet itself these days | twaiku |
kicking it tonight
with my PIC cannot wait I
missed her whole life dude | twaiku |
I'm just trying to
make sense of it lol my life
is a real shit show | twaiku |
You must be desperate
to follow me I very
seldom tweet just lurk | twaiku |
He indulges my
weirdness and for that I am
forever grateful | twaiku |
Just applied for four
jobs in California so
let's see how this goes | twaiku |
I wanna go see
Love Simon but no one wants
to see it with me | twaiku |
random guy wears a
citizen shirt me why is
he dressing like me | twaiku |
I had a nightmare
and now I'm putting tape on
my front camera | twaiku |
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