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The worst thing someone
could say to me is you are
just like your mother | twaiku |
Until I can say
I really did every
thing I imagined | twaiku |
Slovakia v
Czech Republic game is a
feisty one so far | twaiku |
Sat staring at the
screen at work wishing I was
back in Australia | twaiku |
I'm not okay l
need time and distance Why To
get velocity | twaiku |
It was a rocket
it blew up or collision
happened in mid air | twaiku |
I love you enough
to ask you again would you
kill kill kill for me | twaiku |
Merry Christmas To
All Our Customers And
A Happy New Year | twaiku |
Have you had any
fresh air today Can you step
outside for a while | twaiku |
i'm sadly only
going to have it until
the end of the day | twaiku |
ever since i learned
how to dutch braid my hair i
don't know how to act | twaiku |
sexy i never
get to tell my idols how
much they mean to me | twaiku |
Both warren Girls boys
basketball is gonna mess
around and win state | twaiku |
Not gone be tripping
on anything anymore
it is what it is | twaiku |
Your flaws are perfect
for the heart that is meant to
love you Some lady | twaiku |
so euphoria
really went gold not to cry
or anything but | twaiku |
Hey Twitter people
for ideas for a new
video please help | twaiku |
I just discovered
a new Twitter thanks to list
I am excited | twaiku |
What i like about
memes is that most of the time
it just made my day | twaiku |
Stop acting like a
child and grow up dude Trust me
you'll thank me later | twaiku |
I'd be happy to
see Sterling turn this tie back
in City's favour | twaiku |
I'm so sorry to
my bank account for what I've
put you through this week | twaiku |
There's no magic in
the air You can't live without
a care anymore | twaiku |
Just copped a neon
green fanny pack and I for
one am excited | twaiku |
Don't think I ever
been this happy to be home
before needed this | twaiku |
Sorry thought I had
a couple of min but they
came back to the car | twaiku |
Imagine calling
yourself a daughter of the
confederacy | twaiku |
In honor of Hope
Hicks leaving the White House Trump's
staff is at half mast | twaiku |
Instructors that put
A through E answer choices
are fucking evil | twaiku |
class warfare mischief
money one of these things is
not like the other | twaiku |
and exercise some
manner of judgment before
firing don't you think | twaiku |
Although I am a
scary woman myself when
I barge through doors lol | twaiku |
That moment when some
one sends you a mystery
package from China | twaiku |
Catto get up in
the night to enjoy the C
R O N C H | twaiku |
Sometimes I want new
friends but don't want fake friends so
I stick by myself | twaiku |
Google says the game
is over when I tried to
look up the score lol | twaiku |
Trying real hard to
make it through my shift without
yelling at someone | twaiku |
Sometimes They hit me
Not like They use too They use
to make my chest hurt | twaiku |
pecina I love
the story It just makes the
blend that much cooler | twaiku |
looking through his likes
til u hurt your feelings is
dumb bitch energy | twaiku |
ok but the real
question is will I ever
see wayne live because | twaiku |
She has the power
to lift you to the sky or
burn you to the ground | twaiku |
County bitches be
so pressed to be in city
they'll snap everything | twaiku |
gonna start drawing
again if y'all want something
comment suggestions | twaiku |
Can't even believe
it's December this weekend
Where did the year go | twaiku |
You can never say
it is well written if you
can't feel its essence | twaiku |
Maybe a lifetime
of dreams might let me know all
the stars are closer | twaiku |
I always grab franks
butt when we're out in public
and he gets so mad | twaiku |
About to give sky
a bath and just relax for
the rest of the night | twaiku |
Childish games I don't
play those because they fuck up
great situations | twaiku |
The great surprise is
that which codes the message source
when the receiver | twaiku |
Everyone wanna
be black but nobody wants
to REALLY be black | twaiku |
Agree but but but
let's not forget human rights
For barbarians | twaiku |
Lol bro the awards
are coming home to COTTON
CLUB RECORDS CHECK OUT | twaiku |
My baby may be
a wiggle worm but my dog
will always cuddle | twaiku |
He's living in his
own alternate world with his
alternative facts | twaiku |
He didn't say the
weapon wouldn't form He said
it wouldn't prosper | twaiku |
lyons No better
way to celebrate it have
a good one Lorna | twaiku |
for some reason the
fact that dan is older than
scott is weird to me | twaiku |
I just know people
are gonna be telling me
Happy Mother's Day | twaiku |
My mission is to
get drunk clearly since I chug
everything i drink | twaiku |
Okay so is this
exhaustion going to come
to an end soon or | twaiku |
You know I really
just never know what to tweet
on here anymore | twaiku |
Really wanna form
a band influenced by Down
HIM and Cathedral | twaiku |
I worked out very
hard today I'm a bit proud
of my useless ass | twaiku |
To save our way
of life and whatever is
left of the free world | twaiku |
Hey who's boycotting
Facebook tomorrow Is that
even possible | twaiku |
I'm chilling at the
airport while my flight's delayed
Ask me anything | twaiku |
This man Cyborg had
a shape up and waves on his
head in Justice League | twaiku |
I feel like going
to my mans house just to take
a nap on his bed | twaiku |
don't worry i'm still
in uni so my life is
a constant for now | twaiku |
Brandon Bye about
to bid farewell to the bench
enter for the Revs | twaiku |
I barely even
got any sleep last night and
spring break is over | twaiku |
done being friends with
people who aren't there for
me when i need them | twaiku |
When my enemies
thought that they could destroy me
but God covered me | twaiku |
every time you
reply to me my heart feels
like it's exploding | twaiku |
Am I the only
one that had to look up who
Brother Nature was | twaiku |
Clyde caught for Cocaine
Should have known from the state of
his fucking hairline | twaiku |
All we been doing
lately is sleeping like all
day every day | twaiku |
happy birthday Hope
you have a good one Congrats
on the new job too | twaiku |
Maybe it is code
speak for Help I am screwed get
me out of this job | twaiku |
Elucidate your
connection signal to me
See if we agree | twaiku |
opportunity
for restoration ain't shit
if you ain't changing | twaiku |
big money talk and
now i'm cool you couldn't walk
a mile in my shoes | twaiku |
Watching a movie
and imagining you are
the main character | twaiku |
I was going to
tell you a poop joke but it
didn't come out right | twaiku |
You get tired of
going out of your way for
people all the time | twaiku |
Anyone trying
to move to Texas with me
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
Nothing quite like the
voluptuous curve of a
wind carved escarpment | twaiku |
Playoff baseball is
here and it is good This game
has been fantastic | twaiku |
Your insurance might
consider you too young for
a mammogram cool | twaiku |
If somebody was
to punch me in my chest right
now i would crumble | twaiku |
gotta say shit like
that to get ur ass out of
ur spaghetti cave | twaiku |
Don't come around or
stop coming around because
of me that's awkward | twaiku |
Already fried the
chicken but the leftovers
was my inner thigh | twaiku |
I should've took my
break earlier now I'm full
wanna day fuck work | twaiku |
I'm always looking
for good intentions in the
devil's fucking spawns | twaiku |
Oops my bitterness
is slipping thru and people
are noticing OOPS | twaiku |
Kissing her is like
drinking water after years
of being thirsty | twaiku |
Nothing says honor
sacrifice like this Maybe
a bone spur flare up | twaiku |
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