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"Speaker 1: Well, holy shit, you're lucky, man. You got the Schmucks podcast on the way.",train/audio/zach1.wav
Speaker 1: Now some of you right now dropped your little carton of milk. You're trembling right now. There's snot running down your face.,train/audio/zach2.wav
Speaker 1: YouTube is fucking dead.,train/audio/zach3.wav
"Speaker 1: And so I zipped up and I was a little bit embarrassed. What's really terrible, what's especially terrible about that story",train/audio/zach4.wav
Speaker 1: Is she actually her son?,train/audio/zach5.wav
Speaker 1: was like a babysitter for us.,train/audio/zach6.wav
Speaker 1: So it's not like she was just a teacher. It was like a weird kind of...,train/audio/zach7.wav
"Speaker 1: uh, family friend kind of deal, so...",train/audio/zach8.wav
Speaker 1: That was pretty fucking traumatizing.,train/audio/zach9.wav
Speaker 1: I only realized that story was really embarrassing years later when I thought about it. It was fucking...,train/audio/zach10.wav
Speaker 1: It was horrible.,train/audio/zach11.wav
"Speaker 1: See, I would say that's probably one of my most embarrassing memories is...",train/audio/zach12.wav
Speaker 1: My little acorn head poking out.,train/audio/zach13.wav
Speaker 1: And they don't favor actual content anymore.,train/audio/zach14.wav
"Speaker 1: uh,",train/audio/zach15.wav
Speaker 1: Robbie gets my teacher's arm.,train/audio/zach16.wav
"Speaker 1: That last part's not true. Chris Moore on Patreon asks, you've probably answered somewhere, but what...",train/audio/zach17.wav
"Speaker 1: But what? Okay, sorry I'm a retard.",train/audio/zach18.wav
Speaker 1: But what are your main reasons to move you from California besides getting far away from Trump?,train/audio/zach19.wav
Speaker 1: He rules the whole place. There's not a radius for Trump. He's not a nuclear bomb.,train/audio/zach20.wav
"Speaker 1: Can you see yourself there for a while? So the question is, why did you move to California? Now, this primaire question I get a lot, actually, because we pretty fucking trash talk California for a long time.",train/audio/zach21.wav
"Speaker 1: on Sleepycast and other places, which I think is fair. I think all of our criticisms for California are pretty reasonable, which is basically...",train/audio/zach22.wav
"Speaker 1: The people are aides here, which I think is, again, fair. Also, you have to realize...",train/audio/zach23.wav
"Speaker 1: Previous to moving here, all of my experience with California was...",train/audio/zach24.wav
Speaker 1: They haven't for a while. They favor five-letter phrase let's plays,train/audio/zach25.wav
Speaker 1: business dealings. I only came out here...,train/audio/zach26.wav
"Speaker 1: And, you know, was it Los Angeles in the city itself, which sucks? You know what I mean? Like...",train/audio/zach27.wav
Speaker 1: I'm in Burbank right now. I avoid that most of the time.,train/audio/zach28.wav
"Speaker 1: But honestly, my biggest reason for moving out here, the primary reason,",train/audio/zach29.wav
Speaker 1: Everybody else moved out here.,train/audio/zach30.wav
Speaker 1: Everybody who was in Pennsylvania,train/audio/zach31.wav
"Speaker 1: I moved out there, I moved out there because, you know, Stamper and Corey and Chris.",train/audio/zach32.wav
"Speaker 1: and Shad and Mick Rother,",train/audio/zach33.wav
Speaker 1: and Casey Neistat flying a fucking drone around New York City. That's what they favor.,train/audio/zach34.wav
Speaker 1: And everybody moved out of here except for Corey and Jeff.,train/audio/zach35.wav
Speaker 1: I wanted to read B-Rod Powell's,train/audio/zach36.wav
"Speaker 1: And also, there's a lot of other guys out here",train/audio/zach37.wav
Speaker 1: that I didn't get to see that often that I would have liked to see more.,train/audio/zach38.wav
"Speaker 1: And we're all the same earlier, though, so...",train/audio/zach39.wav
"Speaker 1: That was the primary reason, being around folks I like, you know?",train/audio/zach40.wav
"Speaker 1: working with dudes I'm friends with. But the other reason too is,",train/audio/zach41.wav
Speaker 1: There were a lot of situations where,train/audio/zach42.wav
"Speaker 1: I would get a call from somebody, an email from somebody",train/audio/zach43.wav
Speaker 1: who I want to work with or start a contract with or something.,train/audio/zach44.wav
"Speaker 1: All right. So the goal with this video is to hopefully give you guys, you crazy podcast listeners, information.",train/audio/zach45.wav
"Speaker 1: And they used to steal it in California. They say, hey, come on.",train/audio/zach46.wav
Speaker 1: Coming over to my place...,train/audio/zach47.wav
Speaker 1: My office at 2 p.m.,train/audio/zach48.wav
"Speaker 1: On Tuesday,",train/audio/zach49.wav
Speaker 1: Or just walk in even.,train/audio/zach50.wav
"Speaker 1: Well, let's get some lunch. I have to say sorry.",train/audio/zach51.wav
"Speaker 1: I live in Abington, Pennsylvania.",train/audio/zach52.wav
"Speaker 1: come to me, you know what I mean?",train/audio/zach53.wav
Speaker 1: So it was it was the big one was the front thing. But number two.,train/audio/zach54.wav
"Speaker 1: It... It saved a lot of time and energy. In fact, since being here...",train/audio/zach55.wav
Speaker 1: Die hard.,train/audio/zach56.wav
"Speaker 1: Since being in California, there's been three or four situations where being here helped increase the speed of things by like tenfold.",train/audio/zach57.wav
Speaker 1: It's just a lot easier on that front.,train/audio/zach58.wav
Speaker 1: but no look if I was in Los Angeles itself I'd fucking blow my brains out,train/audio/zach59.wav
Speaker 1: Have a nice sunny Burbank where all the- all the-,train/audio/zach60.wav
"Speaker 1: you know, the cool folks are. And actually,",train/audio/zach61.wav
"Speaker 1: Before anybody jumps on me and says, Burbank gets expensive.",train/audio/zach62.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, I got a sweet deal. They have a studio, and that's a fucking five bedroom.",train/audio/zach63.wav
"Speaker 1: It's a nice cozy little studio, and I got it for a real good price too, so...",train/audio/zach64.wav
"Speaker 1: Studio, good price, pals out here, easier business.",train/audio/zach65.wav
Speaker 1: I think that pretty much covers all bases,train/audio/zach66.wav
Speaker 1: Cats fans out there.,train/audio/zach67.wav
"Speaker 1: Chris Moore, alright?",train/audio/zach68.wav
Speaker 1: With your fucking accusations?,train/audio/zach69.wav
Speaker 1: Kira doubled,train/audio/zach70.wav
Speaker 1: Dubelled.,train/audio/zach71.wav
Speaker 1: Can't we do belled?,train/audio/zach72.wav
"Speaker 1: Also, you guys know it's on Patreon, I gotta clarify that.",train/audio/zach73.wav
Speaker 1: What potential do you see for schlucks?,train/audio/zach74.wav
Speaker 1: I don't know.,train/audio/zach75.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, this is the first, maybe the first episode, it's more of like a test episode.",train/audio/zach76.wav
"Speaker 1: And this one's kind of weird because it's just me. It's not the guests, you know?",train/audio/zach77.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, something to listen to, something to pass the time while I make stuff.",train/audio/zach78.wav
Speaker 1: The tone for this one might be a lot different,train/audio/zach79.wav
Speaker 1: compared to the other ones after this. You might look back on this one,train/audio/zach80.wav
Speaker 1: Unless I fucking get hit by a car or something.,train/audio/zach81.wav
Speaker 1: you might look back at a few months or a few years,train/audio/zach82.wav
"Speaker 1: and say, well, this first one was a lot different",train/audio/zach83.wav
"Speaker 1: compared to the old guests, so...",train/audio/zach84.wav
Speaker 1: I...,train/audio/zach85.wav
"Speaker 1: But to get back to the question,",train/audio/zach86.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm just gonna feel it out, dude. Just gonna feel it out, see what feels right. See which guests I really gel well with.",train/audio/zach87.wav
Speaker 1: See what format I like.,train/audio/zach88.wav
"Speaker 1: And the good news about this is if you listen to this and you like it,",train/audio/zach89.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, going into this, guests for sure, I don't think I'm going to have any reoccurring, like,",train/audio/zach90.wav
"Speaker 1: Sidekicks, you know, that type of deal, I might.",train/audio/zach91.wav
Speaker 1: I might have a good guess. It's good to have on.,train/audio/zach92.wav
Speaker 1: We might have some reoccurring faces...,train/audio/zach93.wav
"Speaker 1: Askel asks, any experience working on games? If not,",train/audio/zach94.wav
Speaker 1: any plans,train/audio/zach95.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, you know, back in the day, back when I was a little boy,",train/audio/zach96.wav
Speaker 1: when I have my little bowl cut buck teeth and thick ribbed glasses,train/audio/zach97.wav
"Speaker 1: My cute little rosy cheeks, uh...",train/audio/zach98.wav
Speaker 1: Little brown poo.,train/audio/zach99.wav
"Speaker 1: The CPM from this content, this long-form content,",train/audio/zach100.wav
Speaker 1: Groundhog-y out of my ass when I was a little boy with my overalls.,train/audio/zach101.wav
"Speaker 1: Back then, back in those good old days,",train/audio/zach102.wav
Speaker 1: The House of the Prairie. The House of the Prairie?,train/audio/zach103.wav
Speaker 1: Little House on the Prairie. Is that what it's called? Little House on the Prairie?,train/audio/zach104.wav
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got from your shits groundhogging to Little House on the Prairie.,train/audio/zach105.wav
Speaker 1: Are these growlhugs?,train/audio/zach106.wav
"Speaker 1: Who's the fucking... Oh, yeah, Gabe's.",train/audio/zach107.wav
"Speaker 1: Oh yeah, back when I was younger, I used to kind of do assets for games. I used to actually download flash files and, like, fucking rip the graphics out and replace it with stuff.",train/audio/zach108.wav
Speaker 1: I used to use Game Maker Pro,train/audio/zach109.wav
"Speaker 1: And again, download tutorials and replace all the sprites and just kind of backwards engineer games.",train/audio/zach110.wav
"Speaker 1: You said, what is this? I subscribe for the real funnies.",train/audio/zach111.wav
Speaker 1: we'll bump up the CPM for the whole channel,train/audio/zach112.wav
Speaker 1: I also use RPG Maker. I had a really cool game,train/audio/zach113.wav
Speaker 1: an RPG maker called DreamQuest,train/audio/zach114.wav
Speaker 1: And it was based on RuneScape. It was a 2D RuneScape where you could make bread.,train/audio/zach115.wav
"Speaker 1: Now, that never got released. Thankfully, it did, because it'd be the hardest thing right now. It'd be a lot of work.",train/audio/zach116.wav
"Speaker 1: But yeah, so Game Maker I used a lot, RPG Maker I used a lot.",train/audio/zach117.wav
Speaker 1: 3D...,train/audio/zach118.wav
"Speaker 1: uh, game maker I used.",train/audio/zach119.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm not sure if anyone's familiar with that. My buddy, Brett, actually, my elementary school friend, Brett...",train/audio/zach120.wav
Speaker 1: Shout out to him if he's listening or if this makes its way back to him.,train/audio/zach121.wav
"Speaker 1: I think he actually does games now, which is funny enough.",train/audio/zach122.wav
"Speaker 1: And hey, that's more money for cartoons.",train/audio/zach123.wav
Speaker 1: But he had a copy of 3D Game Maker,train/audio/zach124.wav
Speaker 1: And he brought it to my house and he left it there for like years.,train/audio/zach125.wav
"Speaker 1: So I would just fuck with it. I mean, you could like make a tomato kid up doing that.",train/audio/zach126.wav
Speaker 1: So I made a little series called Tomato Land.,train/audio/zach127.wav
Speaker 1: Where you shoot little fireballs at a tomato and you kill bees.,train/audio/zach128.wav
Speaker 1: The short version of your question about,train/audio/zach129.wav
Speaker 1: Little shit's groundhog-y out of a little rosy boy's ass.,train/audio/zach130.wav
"Speaker 1: is, yeah, I used to make games, yeah.",train/audio/zach131.wav
Speaker 1: I've stopped in recent years.,train/audio/zach132.wav
Speaker 1: Just because...,train/audio/zach133.wav
Speaker 1: That's more money for your cat sequel.,train/audio/zach134.wav
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work and it's a fucking big operation. It's like a two-year deal.,train/audio/zach135.wav
"Speaker 1: At the very least, it's like six months of your life gone.",train/audio/zach136.wav
"Speaker 1: I just, I feel a lot",train/audio/zach137.wav
Speaker 1: We're satisfied with making cartoons.,train/audio/zach138.wav
"Speaker 1: That's just how I go, but...",train/audio/zach139.wav
"Speaker 1: Maybe someday, maybe if I get some free time, someday I'll make...",train/audio/zach140.wav
"Speaker 1: I'll re-release Dream Quest, I'll make it a big operation.",train/audio/zach141.wav
"Speaker 1: Hunter Gross asks,",train/audio/zach142.wav
Speaker 1: What is the most recent movie you've seen?,train/audio/zach143.wav
Speaker 1: What do they do right? What do they do wrong?,train/audio/zach144.wav
Speaker 1: and the duck song 5.,train/audio/zach145.wav
"Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be the fucking Roger Ebert this, alright? Uh...",train/audio/zach146.wav
Speaker 1: Okay.,train/audio/zach147.wav
Speaker 1: Last movie I saw was actually... I was going to say Shawshank Redemption. It was...,train/audio/zach148.wav
Speaker 1: Hacksaw Ridge,train/audio/zach149.wav
Speaker 1: It was a good movie.,train/audio/zach150.wav
Speaker 1: It ended with the actual fucking old dudes.,train/audio/zach151.wav
"Speaker 1: It's a World War II movie. What's good about that was they didn't just have Nazis. I feel like Nazis are really easy to use, you know?",train/audio/zach152.wav
Speaker 1: you throw a couple nazis in.,train/audio/zach153.wav
"Speaker 1: There are some frightened, some spooked you faces being...",train/audio/zach154.wav
Speaker 1: be liberated.,train/audio/zach155.wav
"Speaker 1: So that's the base, that's the gist of it, alright?",train/audio/zach156.wav
"Speaker 1: And everyone gives a steady ovation, which is reasonable.",train/audio/zach157.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, the Nazis were kind of bad guys, you know.",train/audio/zach158.wav
Speaker 1: What kind of doofuses did I say?,train/audio/zach159.wav
"Speaker 1: So they're really easy to make into a boogeyman, but I liked how they made the Japanese into villains.",train/audio/zach160.wav
"Speaker 1: Because the Japanese are, you know...",train/audio/zach161.wav
"Speaker 1: Let's stop that statement right in its tracks before, uh...",train/audio/zach162.wav
Speaker 1: This gets removed from YouTube.,train/audio/zach163.wav
Speaker 1: So a good movie. I'd check it out. Mel Gibson.,train/audio/zach164.wav
"Speaker 1: Fucking followed those crazy, psychotic...",train/audio/zach165.wav
Speaker 1: I think it was pretty surgical and quick.,train/audio/zach166.wav
Speaker 1: uh energy into a movie again which it works totally well,train/audio/zach167.wav
"Speaker 1: actually. James McGines asks, McGines asks,",train/audio/zach168.wav
"Speaker 1: When you're not animating, can you take us through a day in the life of Zack?",train/audio/zach169.wav
Speaker 1: What hobbies do you have?,train/audio/zach170.wav
"Speaker 1: Do you ever get out of the house and do shit for fun? No, I'm just a fucking recluse who sits at home all day listening to Crazy Frog.",train/audio/zach171.wav
Speaker 1: You know? What do I do for fun? Okay.,train/audio/zach172.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, that's a good question, man. Listen, buddy.",train/audio/zach173.wav
"Speaker 1: Hey, I just thought of a funny joke. You guys want to hear about it? Well, this guy's weed whacking. I don't know if you can hear it. Maybe I'm wasting time with this",train/audio/zach174.wav
"Speaker 1: I just have a funny joke, though. It's called, what if this guy put weed whacking to his ass hairs? Now, that's a funny image, and I gotta tell you...",train/audio/zach175.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm just cracking up thinking about it. It's a funny idea, you know?",train/audio/zach176.wav
Speaker 1: Told you.,train/audio/zach177.wav
"Speaker 1: Okay, so James was asking before this guy started talking about weed whacking his asshole, that funny idea...",train/audio/zach178.wav
Speaker 1: Before the hilarious idea came to this picture...,train/audio/zach179.wav
"Speaker 1: James was asking about what I do for fun. You know, the real answer is I'm a fucking loser and I really don't do much.",train/audio/zach180.wav
Speaker 1: I work a lot to try to keep my brain busy.,train/audio/zach181.wav
"Speaker 1: Listen, James, what I do when I'm not working is I usually go hang out, go see a movie, go watch a movie.",train/audio/zach182.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, my bio says, if you read my bio, it says...",train/audio/zach183.wav
Speaker 1: He just likes hanging out. It says Pisces. It says...,train/audio/zach184.wav
"Speaker 1: ginger fluid,",train/audio/zach185.wav
Speaker 1: Black Pea- Black Pock?,train/audio/zach186.wav
"Speaker 1: Okay, now on to the podcast. And by the way, one last thing before I start this.",train/audio/zach187.wav
"Speaker 1: A lover of movies, movie critic.",train/audio/zach188.wav
Speaker 1: Star Wars geek nerd?,train/audio/zach189.wav
Speaker 1: Eater of feces?,train/audio/zach190.wav
"Speaker 1: It's actually, I was actually lying, it's not my bio, it's actually Obama's bio. Chris Moore asks, is someone gonna help edit the Schmucks podcast?",train/audio/zach191.wav
Speaker 1: And is there a possibility for any wacky but deserving edits scattered here and there like Sleepycast?,train/audio/zach192.wav
Speaker 1: Uh...,train/audio/zach193.wav
"Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, man.",train/audio/zach194.wav
Speaker 1: You know what?,train/audio/zach195.wav
"Speaker 1: Chris, boy, you got a really good point there, man.",train/audio/zach196.wav
Speaker 1: Because I have to agree with you.,train/audio/zach197.wav
Speaker 1: this shitshow trailer act,train/audio/zach198.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, I'm a big fan of radio plays. My favorite part of Sleepycast was always the kind of the weird edits and the... Like the Halloween episode we did was basically one big radio play.",train/audio/zach199.wav
"Speaker 1: War of the Worlds style. And I like that stuff. I'm not being facetious, even though I'm...",train/audio/zach200.wav
Speaker 1: talking weird right now. I mean it.,train/audio/zach201.wav
Speaker 1: I like that kind of stuff. I like telling stories and jokes that way. It's interesting.,train/audio/zach202.wav
Speaker 1: But don't come under necessarily. I'm not just going to scatter throughout the whole thing for no reason.,train/audio/zach203.wav
Speaker 1: And is anybody going to help edit? Not right now. I'm just doing it solo man. This is a one man operation.,train/audio/zach204.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm gonna record it, edit it, uh... If anybody does the music or anything...",train/audio/zach205.wav
Speaker 1: or or helps me out with stuff like that i'll give a shout out but in terms of,train/audio/zach206.wav
"Speaker 1: Editing it, that's all gonna be on me for these first couple of ones.",train/audio/zach207.wav
"Speaker 1: Now, if the Patreon gets to a certain amount, I'll be glad to hire an editor so he can save all the little soundbites of me saying racist shit and keep them on his hard drive.",train/audio/zach208.wav
Speaker 1: I want to say that,train/audio/zach209.wav
"Speaker 1: Roy Havoc on Patreon asks,",train/audio/zach210.wav
Speaker 1: How easily does your sense of humor and comedic abilities come to you,train/audio/zach211.wav
"Speaker 1: And what are some influences on it? Well, I don't consider this comedic. I consider this shit.",train/audio/zach212.wav
Speaker 1: Where do I get my sense of humor though? I'm a big fan of Norm Macdonald.,train/audio/zach213.wav
"Speaker 1: you know,",train/audio/zach214.wav
Speaker 1: Big fan of Larry David.,train/audio/zach215.wav
Speaker 1: I would say those are some of my biggest influences.,train/audio/zach216.wav
Speaker 1: South Park is a big influence on me growing up.,train/audio/zach217.wav
"Speaker 1: It's always said that Philadelphia was a big inspiration, could have helped a lot with the –",train/audio/zach218.wav
"Speaker 1: That helped a lot more with my writing abilities with how to kind of structure stuff, I think.",train/audio/zach219.wav
Speaker 1: I subscribed because of the duck song 4.,train/audio/zach220.wav
"Speaker 1: This first episode, say the first episode, this test episode,",train/audio/zach221.wav
"Speaker 1: But in terms of just kind of off-the-cuff sense of humor and what makes me laugh, I would say Norm Macdonald and Larry David are two of the biggest influences.",train/audio/zach222.wav
"Speaker 1: Samuel Machen asks, how close does everyone live",train/audio/zach223.wav
"Speaker 1: from each other, i.e. Chris, Ethan, Chad, etc. Is this going to be influence who usually goes on schmucks?",train/audio/zach224.wav
"Speaker 1: That's a good question, actually. We all live within like an hour away.",train/audio/zach225.wav
"Speaker 1: Actually, I think the furthest person away is Stanford. He's like, cause he's in San Diego. He's what? Two hours away from Burbank.",train/audio/zach226.wav
Speaker 1: But we're all within like,train/audio/zach227.wav
Speaker 1: 30 minutes or something.,train/audio/zach228.wav
"Speaker 1: And yeah, I think that'll affect it to some degree. Also, these first couple of ones, because...",train/audio/zach229.wav
Speaker 1: I didn't have enough money to totally fucking build a whole studio deal... Like Ethan with his goddamn space shuttle...,train/audio/zach230.wav
Speaker 1: Did you see that shit?,train/audio/zach231.wav
Speaker 1: He built a fucking ISS in his backyard.,train/audio/zach232.wav
"Speaker 1: for his H3 podcast, which, by the way,",train/audio/zach233.wav
Speaker 1: Check it out. That's good. That's an example of a good podcast with a lot of hoot and hollers.,train/audio/zach234.wav
"Speaker 1: But yeah,",train/audio/zach235.wav
"Speaker 1: But what I was saying was,",train/audio/zach236.wav
Speaker 1: So I can't afford a big operation here.,train/audio/zach237.wav
Speaker 1: So these first couple of podcasts are very likely to have a lot of guests over Skype.,train/audio/zach238.wav
"Speaker 1: just because it's easier and cheaper that way,",train/audio/zach239.wav
"Speaker 1: I would like to have guests come in person and, you know, have a studio. It's, you know, that's probably in the sky. That's like...",train/audio/zach240.wav
Speaker 1: Just be it solo.,train/audio/zach241.wav
Speaker 1: The mud's down the road. If this does really well and it...,train/audio/zach242.wav
Speaker 1: which they did really well. People don't fucking despise it.,train/audio/zach243.wav
Speaker 1: And I enjoyed making it and it does well for the channel.,train/audio/zach244.wav
Speaker 1: I could easily see a studio being built,train/audio/zach245.wav
Speaker 1: Did you like it?,train/audio/zach246.wav
Speaker 1: Where have you always wanted to travel but didn't,train/audio/zach247.wav
Speaker 1: Have the time slash money and why I've always wanted to go on a big European tour,train/audio/zach248.wav
Speaker 1: It's me fucking rambling and meandering for an hour.,train/audio/zach249.wav
Speaker 1: Zack's big European adventure,train/audio/zach250.wav
"Speaker 1: featured Zack,",train/audio/zach251.wav
Speaker 1: aka me.,train/audio/zach252.wav
Speaker 1: I want to go see all the refugees. I want to see Europe crumble before my eyes.,train/audio/zach253.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, that's only a half joke. I want to go to Germany and France. Those would be cool places.",train/audio/zach254.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, if I was like a fucking trillionaire",train/audio/zach255.wav
"Speaker 1: I'd started friends or Portugal, no not Portugal, probably friends.",train/audio/zach256.wav
Speaker 1: I used to fiddle with,train/audio/zach257.wav
Speaker 1: two Portuguese people listening.,train/audio/zach258.wav
Speaker 1: It's still in France. You go all the way across and end up in Russia to leave. I think it'd be fun. You could do a whole...,train/audio/zach259.wav
Speaker 1: Okay? All the future episodes are going to have guests.,train/audio/zach260.wav
Speaker 1: whole deal.,train/audio/zach261.wav
"Speaker 1: Alp Yamato asks,",train/audio/zach262.wav
"Speaker 1: How do you make other art animation friends? What's the best approach? I met a lot of people off of Twitter and Newgrounds and YouTube, man. Just put your shit out. Reach out to people. You know, ask to collaborate a lot. If you collaborate, you'll make good friends that way.",train/audio/zach263.wav
"Speaker 1: Crimson Lightning asks, and again, this is still on Patreon,",train/audio/zach264.wav
Speaker 1: asks...,train/audio/zach265.wav
"Speaker 1: Do you want this podcast to last longer than Sleepycast? Do you mean in terms of like the length of it, like an hour? Do you mean like in terms of...",train/audio/zach266.wav
Speaker 1: how long it went on for.,train/audio/zach267.wav
"Speaker 1: I could see myself doing this for a long time if, again, if people don't fucking hate it and I don't hate it.",train/audio/zach268.wav
"Speaker 1: If I hate it and people hate it, then there's no point.",train/audio/zach269.wav
"Speaker 1: But if I enjoy doing it, people enjoy listening to it, then hey.",train/audio/zach270.wav
Speaker 1: It's not just gonna be me solo.,train/audio/zach271.wav
"Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see this going on for a good while.",train/audio/zach272.wav
Speaker 1: I don't see why not.,train/audio/zach273.wav
"Speaker 1: Yudo Lucas asks,",train/audio/zach274.wav
Speaker 1: Do you ever want to work on anything?,train/audio/zach275.wav
"Speaker 1: Wait, what? Do you ever want to work else than anything?",train/audio/zach276.wav
"Speaker 1: Dude, I'm fucking... I'm dyslexic, so when you write like a fucking... Like a Lord of the Rings golem riddle...",train/audio/zach277.wav
"Speaker 1: Okay, do you ever want to",train/audio/zach278.wav
Speaker 1: work else than anything related to animation,train/audio/zach279.wav
Speaker 1: Would you ever do like live action shit or something?,train/audio/zach280.wav
Speaker 1: I think I just got a hex. I think I read from the fucking Book of the Dead there.,train/audio/zach281.wav
"Speaker 1: So if you listen to this and are fucking repulsed by it,",train/audio/zach282.wav
Speaker 1: You put a hex on me.,train/audio/zach283.wav
Speaker 1: I think the...,train/audio/zach284.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm just being mean. The question is,",train/audio/zach285.wav
Speaker 1: Would you ever want to work on something besides cartoons? The answer is absolutely yes.,train/audio/zach286.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, if I could live to be a million...",train/audio/zach287.wav
Speaker 1: I would totally want to do live action in something at some point.,train/audio/zach288.wav
Speaker 1: Um...,train/audio/zach289.wav
"Speaker 1: I would love to do a Paul Verhoeven style, just kind of over the top.",train/audio/zach290.wav
Speaker 1: gory just just fun movie that'd be that that's,train/audio/zach291.wav
"Speaker 1: Like Evil Dead, RoboCop, a movie like that?",train/audio/zach292.wav
Speaker 1: Fear that this will not be the,train/audio/zach293.wav
Speaker 1: Would be the fucking dream for me. You just need an idea first. And I'm not saying I'm fucking Paul Verhoeven...,train/audio/zach294.wav
"Speaker 1: Or, uh...",train/audio/zach295.wav
Speaker 1: Where's the other one I mentioned?,train/audio/zach296.wav
"Speaker 1: I don't know Sam Raimi either, but",train/audio/zach297.wav
Speaker 1: Attempting something like that I think would at the very least be fun.,train/audio/zach298.wav
"Speaker 1: Even if it was a short film, I think that'd be a lot of fun to do.",train/audio/zach299.wav
"Speaker 1: Johnny Autiful asks, how did it feel bringing your cartoons to YouTube for the first time from Newgrounds?",train/audio/zach300.wav
"Speaker 1: you know,",train/audio/zach301.wav
Speaker 1: I think white should be,train/audio/zach302.wav
Speaker 1: Round it up is what my real answer is to that.,train/audio/zach303.wav
"Speaker 1: the status quo of schmucks, and things will look better and sell better as time goes on,",train/audio/zach304.wav
Speaker 1: Why should we be rounded up? We should be forced to stay at our offices.,train/audio/zach305.wav
Speaker 1: But it felt good to put my first cartoons on YouTube.,train/audio/zach306.wav
"Speaker 1: Actually, no, that's a lie.",train/audio/zach307.wav
Speaker 1: It felt worse at first because it got fucking zero views on YouTube. This was back when it was flipped.,train/audio/zach308.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, Newgrounds, when you get like 100,000 views on a video, even if you",train/audio/zach309.wav
"Speaker 1: Just by being a front page, just by the act of being a front page alone,",train/audio/zach310.wav
"Speaker 1: You get a fucking 100,000 views.",train/audio/zach311.wav
"Speaker 1: uh,",train/audio/zach312.wav
"Speaker 1: Which, you know, not for the time.",train/audio/zach313.wav
"Speaker 1: and the more people donate on Patreon, which by the way, special thanks, serious special thanks, all jokes aside, serious special thanks",train/audio/zach314.wav
"Speaker 1: I still love you, Topfulp.",train/audio/zach315.wav
"Speaker 1: Kisses, Daddy-O.",train/audio/zach316.wav
Speaker 1: What's a headset audio?,train/audio/zach317.wav
Speaker 1: Screw Tom.,train/audio/zach318.wav
Speaker 1: But...,train/audio/zach319.wav
"Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's a little bit reversed, unfortunately. Actually, no, now it's kind of neither because now both...",train/audio/zach320.wav
"Speaker 1: Don't get a whole lot of views, unfortunately.",train/audio/zach321.wav
Speaker 1: It'll get a lot of views unless you make...,train/audio/zach322.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, Minecraft...",train/audio/zach323.wav
Speaker 1: Minecraft reparations. Minecraft genocide.,train/audio/zach324.wav
Speaker 1: I subscribed because of cats.,train/audio/zach325.wav
"Speaker 1: to my patrons. You can find my Patreon at, yeah, get ready. I know you're all wincing right now.",train/audio/zach326.wav
"Speaker 1: Hey guys, look all I'm trying to say is I was driving past, I was driving down the road",train/audio/zach327.wav
Speaker 1: And I saw an interracial fucking...,train/audio/zach328.wav
Speaker 1: is code for white genocider. They thought that's a good point.,train/audio/zach329.wav
"Speaker 1: And ever since I saw that on the billboard, my whole perspective of changing",train/audio/zach330.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, I look at skull shapes now and I think that something's going on here. Look at these skull shapes.",train/audio/zach331.wav
Speaker 1: Look at these.,train/audio/zach332.wav
"Speaker 1: Look at these racial intelligence bell curves. I'm just saying, look at the evidence. So that's how I feel about Newgrounds. By the way, that's all endorsed by Tom Pope. Tom Pope approves of what I just said to you.",train/audio/zach333.wav
"Speaker 1: In fact, if you go to Tom Phelps' office, there's a white man's skull and a black man's skull next to each other. And he will walk in and just point...",train/audio/zach334.wav
"Speaker 1: It's a, what do you think?",train/audio/zach335.wav
"Speaker 1: And you'll say, Tom, what the H are you talking about, man? I'm just here to...",train/audio/zach336.wav
"Speaker 1: patreon.com, it's almost over, patreon.com slash psychicpebbles.",train/audio/zach337.wav
"Speaker 1: Just hear the funny, uh, Pokemon cartoons.",train/audio/zach338.wav
"Speaker 1: What the fuck was the question? Uh, oh yeah.",train/audio/zach339.wav
Speaker 1: How did your cartoons feel for new guys to YouTube? It felt...,train/audio/zach340.wav
"Speaker 1: Bad at first, good later, that was still bad.",train/audio/zach341.wav
"Speaker 1: Isaac Perry asks,",train/audio/zach342.wav
"Speaker 1: Will schmucks have a general theme to it, or will each episode be a different mashup of whatever you wanted to talk about?",train/audio/zach343.wav
"Speaker 1: I think the general theme of things will stay pretty consistent, but...",train/audio/zach344.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, I'm totally fine switching shit up and starting, you know, fucking with new ideas.",train/audio/zach345.wav
"Speaker 1: taking new ideas around. You know, if we have an episode that focuses, like a Halloween episode or a Christmas episode,",train/audio/zach346.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of, like, TV episodes like that, like holiday episodes.",train/audio/zach347.wav
Speaker 1: All the money I get from that fucking place goes to cartoons and better microphone equipment.,train/audio/zach348.wav
Speaker 1: That to me is cool. So you'll probably see some of that.,train/audio/zach349.wav
Speaker 1: And that'll probably even play into the radio play thing I was talking about earlier.,train/audio/zach350.wav
"Speaker 1: Any advice on how to stay... Sorry, Adam Medhurst.",train/audio/zach351.wav
Speaker 1: Any advice on how to stay motivated to continue working on something without giving,train/audio/zach352.wav
"Speaker 1: up or getting too stressed out,",train/audio/zach353.wav
"Speaker 1: Just fucking swallow it, man. Swallow that shit, bury it deep, and fucking keep pushing forward because the alternative is you don't get it done and people yell at you.",train/audio/zach354.wav
Speaker 1: And you miss deadlines and you're a piece of shit.,train/audio/zach355.wav
Speaker 1: You gotta fucking live under a bridge.,train/audio/zach356.wav
"Speaker 1: I mean, your options are either be kind of stressed out and work or live under a bridge. Those are your options.",train/audio/zach357.wav
"Speaker 1: All that jazz. Alright, see the band-aid's off. It's done. It's over.",train/audio/zach358.wav
Speaker 1: So just swallow it.,train/audio/zach359.wav
Speaker 1: Just try to make it a fun experience. Just try to...,train/audio/zach360.wav
"Speaker 1: Also, inject as much fun as you can into it. Just have fun with it, man. Turn your brain off.",train/audio/zach361.wav
"Speaker 1: If you're doing a commission piece or you're doing your own thing,",train/audio/zach362.wav
Speaker 1: Just have fun with the drawings. Just draw something until you laugh.,train/audio/zach363.wav
Speaker 1: I think you'll have a better time if you do it that way.,train/audio/zach364.wav
"Speaker 1: Dougie asks,",train/audio/zach365.wav
Speaker 1: Any idea of who's going to be the first guy in the podcast? Anybody who's lined up?,train/audio/zach366.wav
Speaker 1: I think you guys have a good idea. I teased a little bit on Twitter that everyone's...,train/audio/zach367.wav
"Speaker 1: Everyone who I've asked publicly has said yes, so...",train/audio/zach368.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh,",train/audio/zach369.wav
Speaker 1: The big answer is I wanted to be surprised. I want to surprise you guys a little bit.,train/audio/zach370.wav
"Speaker 1: Although, I don't think it'd be much of a surprise.",train/audio/zach371.wav
"Speaker 1: James McGuise asks again, he says...",train/audio/zach372.wav
Speaker 1: He says you've just been banished from the United States and given visitation rights.,train/audio/zach373.wav
"Speaker 1: For only one week a year,",train/audio/zach374.wav
"Speaker 1: What country do you move to and why? I don't know, Canada?",train/audio/zach375.wav
Speaker 1: It's the closest to the US. They got Tim Holtz there.,train/audio/zach376.wav
Speaker 1: They have little Eskimo people.,train/audio/zach377.wav
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is Eskimo racist?,train/audio/zach378.wav
Speaker 1: I think Eskimo is like the new tranny for Esk plantimos. What do you call them though? Snow people?,train/audio/zach379.wav
"Speaker 1: And just one more thing before I start the shit show, if you want to find me on Twitter, you can find me at twitter.com slash podcast schmucks.",train/audio/zach380.wav
Speaker 1: Let's look it up. I'm not even being funny here. Let's figure out what it is.,train/audio/zach381.wav
Speaker 1: Is Eskimo...,train/audio/zach382.wav
Speaker 1: Derogatory.,train/audio/zach383.wav
"Speaker 1: Although the name Eskimo... I think that's how you say it too. Eskimo, you fucking Eskimo.",train/audio/zach384.wav
"Speaker 1: Although the term Eskimo is commonly used in Alaska to refer to the Inuit people,",train/audio/zach385.wav
Speaker 1: The name is considered derogatory in many of their places because it was given to non-Inuit people,train/audio/zach386.wav
Speaker 1: It was given by non-Indian people and was said to mean,train/audio/zach387.wav
Speaker 1: Easter of raw wheat.,train/audio/zach388.wav
Speaker 1: how either of raw meat,train/audio/zach389.wav
"Speaker 1: That's what they called me back in high school, dude. I used to suck some mean black dick. They called me Little Eskimo Boy.",train/audio/zach390.wav
"Speaker 1: Yes, you heard that right. It is podcast shmucks because I'm a fucking dunce.",train/audio/zach391.wav
Speaker 1: They'd call my little dick-sucking hut the Igloo.,train/audio/zach392.wav
"Speaker 1: Okay, now on the reddit.",train/audio/zach393.wav
"Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, Reddit is a piece of shit website where",train/audio/zach394.wav
Speaker 1: you go to stop the Boston Marathon bombings and you figure out who did that and you,train/audio/zach395.wav
"Speaker 1: put pictures everywhere, and then you get the wrong guy. So that's what Reddit is.",train/audio/zach396.wav
Speaker 1: I actually have a subreddit which is a little place where you can,train/audio/zach397.wav
"Speaker 1: post funny memes and destroy the subreddit like what happened to JonTron's subreddit. So,",train/audio/zach398.wav
Speaker 1: My subreddit is,train/audio/zach399.wav
Speaker 1: reddit.com slash r slash psychicpebbles,train/audio/zach400.wav
Speaker 1: And it's pretty good for now. It's a pretty good place to be.,train/audio/zach401.wav
"Speaker 1: And if you want to find it on Facebook, it's the exact opposite. It's facebook.com.",train/audio/zach402.wav
Speaker 1: You guys can discuss the podcast there or any new cartoons I put out.,train/audio/zach403.wav
Speaker 1: or,train/audio/zach404.wav
"Speaker 1: anything like that. So again, the subreddit is reddit.com slash r slash psychicpebbles.",train/audio/zach405.wav
"Speaker 1: I am Dixon asks,",train/audio/zach406.wav
Speaker 1: What kind of topics will you cover on Schmucks? Will it be kind of shoot the shit like Sleepy Cabin or more focused?,train/audio/zach407.wav
Speaker 1: I would say a lot more like Sleeping Cabin in terms of shoot the shit.,train/audio/zach408.wav
"Speaker 1: I'll have a guest on, and what I might do is I might have a couple topics I want to talk about, like personal stories or...",train/audio/zach409.wav
Speaker 1: funny little anecdotes and we'll cover them and we'll,train/audio/zach410.wav
"Speaker 1: And if we find a good spot to be in,",train/audio/zach411.wav
Speaker 1: we'll stay on that and maybe we'll become a little more focused but,train/audio/zach412.wav
"Speaker 1: slash schmucks podcast. Again, that's",train/audio/zach413.wav
"Speaker 1: For the Taipei, again, I just want to kind of feel it out, uh...",train/audio/zach414.wav
"Speaker 1: and figure out what feels good for me and the guest. Because it's different. It's different from Sleepycast. With Sleepycast, I can rely on two or three other people, sometimes four other people, to kind of...",train/audio/zach415.wav
"Speaker 1: you know, take the hell of",train/audio/zach416.wav
Speaker 1: take the hot potato while I kind of sat there and,train/audio/zach417.wav
Speaker 1: regenerated my energy this is going to require a lot more,train/audio/zach418.wav
Speaker 1: energy on myself since it's me and just one other person.,train/audio/zach419.wav
Speaker 1: or sometimes to other people.,train/audio/zach420.wav
Speaker 1: For the type B,train/audio/zach421.wav
Speaker 1: Definitely more shoot the shit.,train/audio/zach422.wav
"Speaker 1: Psychic Pebble. Oh, that's",train/audio/zach423.wav
Speaker 1: Facebook.com slash,train/audio/zach424.wav
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking retard. I was about to read my own little comment there.,train/audio/zach425.wav
"Speaker 1: See guys, this is why, this is why you gotta listen to the creator of, uh...",train/audio/zach426.wav
Speaker 1: the creator of reality fictional characters.,train/audio/zach427.wav
Speaker 1: on political talk because he's so dumb he reads his own comments.,train/audio/zach428.wav
Speaker 1: Kiori?,train/audio/zach429.wav
"Speaker 1: said, how many people will be on the show per episode? One-on-one?",train/audio/zach430.wav
"Speaker 1: I think, yeah, maybe the first couple will be one-on-one, but I think I'd like to have more than one person.",train/audio/zach431.wav
Speaker 1: Mick and Shad would be a good combo I think.,train/audio/zach432.wav
"Speaker 1: I have a few other ideas, but yes, for sure there's definitely going to be",train/audio/zach433.wav
"Speaker 1: I subscribed because of the funny cartoon where the old man fucks the boy, and that is funny, I'll give that to you.",train/audio/zach434.wav
Speaker 1: Shmucks Podcast.,train/audio/zach435.wav
Speaker 1: More than one person on two episodes.,train/audio/zach436.wav
Speaker 1: It just depends on who's a good pairing. Some guys I know work a lot better with other guys.,train/audio/zach437.wav
Speaker 1: So I'll just kind of play it by ear.,train/audio/zach438.wav
"Speaker 1: Theo Doodly asks, what do you like to see in animated content?",train/audio/zach439.wav
Speaker 1: Whether it be professional or amateur,train/audio/zach440.wav
Speaker 1: Is there something that is an immediate indication of talent or skill? That's actually a good question.,train/audio/zach441.wav
"Speaker 1: Unlike these other fucking stupid questions, you're all hacks. This guy is really the only guy I came for, man.",train/audio/zach442.wav
Speaker 1: The rest of this is going to the garbage. You know what? This podcast is going to be one minute long.,train/audio/zach443.wav
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna answer this guy's question and fucking call it a day.,train/audio/zach444.wav
"Speaker 1: What do I look for? I mean, hopefully you should be relying on what I look for to eject...",train/audio/zach445.wav
Speaker 1: Try saying that 10 times fast. And for any of you out there who are curious about SoundCloud or iTunes or any of that stuff...,train/audio/zach446.wav
Speaker 1: for quality control.,train/audio/zach447.wav
Speaker 1: I would say...,train/audio/zach448.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, maybe it's kind of a non-answer here, but I think this is sort of applicable. If I miss this question completely, I'm sorry. You can fucking yell at me later.",train/audio/zach449.wav
Speaker 1: But I...,train/audio/zach450.wav
Speaker 1: I think really good key poses are,train/audio/zach451.wav
Speaker 1: really,train/audio/zach452.wav
Speaker 1: what holds together,train/audio/zach453.wav
Speaker 1: And I've learned this more as I've gone on. I would rather have a cartoon with really good key poses,train/audio/zach454.wav
"Speaker 1: Actually, Rick and Morty is a really good example of that. Rick and Morty is tweed.",train/audio/zach455.wav
"Speaker 1: And it does it, which for those who don't know, it's kind of basically puppeted animation.",train/audio/zach456.wav
Speaker 1: I'm working on it. I'm working on it.,train/audio/zach457.wav
"Speaker 1: They don't redraw every picture, every frame.",train/audio/zach458.wav
Speaker 1: But so Rick and Morty is tweeted with a lot of their poses are really good.,train/audio/zach459.wav
Speaker 1: I think.,train/audio/zach460.wav
Speaker 1: And that really brings the show to life. So I think really good key poses help a lot.,train/audio/zach461.wav
Speaker 1: It really helps stitch the whole thing together.,train/audio/zach462.wav
"Speaker 1: Hodzij asks, will you have a gay little jingle at the start of the podcast?",train/audio/zach463.wav
"Speaker 1: Yes. In fact,",train/audio/zach464.wav
Speaker 1: Here's a little teaser.,train/audio/zach465.wav
Speaker 1: You like that? It's going to go at the beginning of every podcast. Hopefully you like that.,train/audio/zach466.wav
Speaker 1: Hopefully look forward to it.,train/audio/zach467.wav
Speaker 1: And I'll try to get that sorted out ASAP.,train/audio/zach468.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, man, the real fucking answer is yeah. I'm looking forward to get... Actually, you know what he...",train/audio/zach469.wav
Speaker 1: Play the call-out.,train/audio/zach470.wav
Speaker 1: Jingle right now!,train/audio/zach471.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, the callout's over, okay? The callout's done.",train/audio/zach472.wav
"Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm looking for someone to get the right tone here. And by the way, please send me your fucking mixtape. Send me a demo reel of what you've done before.",train/audio/zach473.wav
"Speaker 1: I'll try to get through every email. If I don't respond to you, I very likely read it, but I'm going to try to respond to everybody.",train/audio/zach474.wav
Speaker 1: if I don't I'm very sorry.,train/audio/zach475.wav
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry.,train/audio/zach476.wav
"Speaker 1: Alright, so...",train/audio/zach477.wav
"Speaker 1: There you go. So episode one, the actual first episode should have a jingle to it.",train/audio/zach478.wav
Speaker 1: A real miserable piece of crud.,train/audio/zach479.wav
Speaker 1: the supreme,train/audio/zach480.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, let's, let's get, hey, daddy-o, come here, daddy-o.",train/audio/zach481.wav
"Speaker 1: Hey, he says, one time I threw a hammer at a bird",train/audio/zach482.wav
Speaker 1: This fucking freak capitalizes the word A.,train/audio/zach483.wav
Speaker 1: Like he's writing a book title.,train/audio/zach484.wav
"Speaker 1: Okay, so this is this guy's book title right here. It's called...",train/audio/zach485.wav
Speaker 1: One time I threw a hammer at a bird and then it fell out of the tree and then I hit,train/audio/zach486.wav
"Speaker 1: Stay tuned for that, boys.",train/audio/zach487.wav
Speaker 1: that I hit its head in,train/audio/zach488.wav
Speaker 1: But the grass was soft so it took a lot of hits before it died. When I saw its blood I felt bad.,train/audio/zach489.wav
Speaker 1: That's the title of his new book. He's releasing it.,train/audio/zach490.wav
"Speaker 1: Inside is fucking animals he tortures, like Jeffrey Dahmer.",train/audio/zach491.wav
Speaker 1: Okay?,train/audio/zach492.wav
Speaker 1: He's asking for my thoughts on this. My thoughts is go fucking seek help before you...,train/audio/zach493.wav
"Speaker 1: Drill a hole into a guy's brain and put acid into it to make him a human zombie, okay?",train/audio/zach494.wav
Speaker 1: Fucking check yourself in before a little gay black boy runs out to the police and the police return him to your home.,train/audio/zach495.wav
"Speaker 1: where you catabolize it, okay?",train/audio/zach496.wav
"Speaker 1: That's my advice to you, you fucking, you freak, you unhinged psycho.",train/audio/zach497.wav
Speaker 1: I think that about covers it.,train/audio/zach498.wav
Speaker 1: I hope that story's not true. Hopefully he didn't smash a fucking bird's head in.,train/audio/zach499.wav
"Speaker 1: I did something similar to that when I was younger, a lot younger, I was like 10.",train/audio/zach500.wav
Speaker 1: I threw a rocket at bird's nest and the bird attacked me.,train/audio/zach501.wav
Speaker 1: And I felt real bad. Here's another true story. I was maybe...,train/audio/zach502.wav
Speaker 1: neither Ted also,train/audio/zach503.wav
Speaker 1: And I saw,train/audio/zach504.wav
Speaker 1: An opossum sleeping behind a tent.,train/audio/zach505.wav
"Speaker 1: And for those of you who don't know,",train/audio/zach506.wav
Speaker 1: how opossums what they do they play dead,train/audio/zach507.wav
Speaker 1: And I thought it was a dead possum.,train/audio/zach508.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, without further ado,",train/audio/zach509.wav
"Speaker 1: So I took a big rock and dropped it on his fucking head because I was like, I thought it was a dead animal.",train/audio/zach510.wav
Speaker 1: Which I don't know what I was trying to accomplish.,train/audio/zach511.wav
"Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, it's dead.",train/audio/zach512.wav
Speaker 1: problems if I drop this rock on it.,train/audio/zach513.wav
Speaker 1: I drop the rock on its head and start to move around.,train/audio/zach514.wav
"Speaker 1: It wasn't dead, it was actually sleeping, which I realized later which possums do.",train/audio/zach515.wav
"Speaker 1: So I'm the real Jeffrey Dahmer here, if you want to really...",train/audio/zach516.wav
"Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach517.wav
Speaker 1: So the moral of the story is,train/audio/zach518.wav
Speaker 1: If you see a little purse of,train/audio/zach519.wav
Speaker 1: Let's get right into the questions.,train/audio/zach520.wav
Speaker 1: Faking dead. I poked it too before I did anything. I didn't just fucking drop a rock on a sleeping possum.,train/audio/zach521.wav
Speaker 1: I saw a possible dead.,train/audio/zach522.wav
"Speaker 1: I poke you with my foot,",train/audio/zach523.wav
"Speaker 1: Maybe even a stick, too. I was aggressively stepping on it, but...",train/audio/zach524.wav
Speaker 1: I was jabbing it to see if it would move.,train/audio/zach525.wav
"Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach526.wav
"Speaker 1: In my kid brain, I said, okay, the cover's clear, and I dropped a rock on its head.",train/audio/zach527.wav
"Speaker 1: Pepsi, Pepsi, Zai.",train/audio/zach528.wav
Speaker 1: What the fuck is his name? Pepsi Zionism? I'm just going to call it Pepsi Zionism.,train/audio/zach529.wav
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ God Almighty.,train/audio/zach530.wav
"Speaker 1: This guy's a real, real fan of greater Israel.",train/audio/zach531.wav
"Speaker 1: This guy hands out the fucking pamphlets for the elders of Zion, okay?",train/audio/zach532.wav
Speaker 1: It also peps you with the elders of Zion.,train/audio/zach533.wav
"Speaker 1: And his question is, what kind of animations did you watch as a young boy on newgrounds back in quote-unquote the day?",train/audio/zach534.wav
"Speaker 1: Were you with the silly spider animations? Yeah, you know, I was into that stuff.",train/audio/zach535.wav
Speaker 1: I used to watch Legendary Frog.,train/audio/zach536.wav
Speaker 1: Um...,train/audio/zach537.wav
Speaker 1: Was big on that gay stuff.,train/audio/zach538.wav
"Speaker 1: Phobie the squirrel was really cool. That sounds sarcastic, but I swear to God, this was actually what I watched.",train/audio/zach539.wav
Speaker 1: I actually recall watching The Legend of Ganondorf by Legendary Frog back in the day thinking it was like the fucking magnum opus of comedy. I was in tears laughing.,train/audio/zach540.wav
"Speaker 1: But you're asking why this is here, and that's a fair question. This is a cartoon channel.",train/audio/zach541.wav
Speaker 1: He's here to pick up my podcast.,train/audio/zach542.wav
"Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I was very young at that point.",train/audio/zach543.wav
"Speaker 1: So a lot of that, really there wasn't that much stuff in.",train/audio/zach544.wav
"Speaker 1: You could go on Newgrounds, though, or YouTube and find, like,",train/audio/zach545.wav
Speaker 1: Most people who put stuff,train/audio/zach546.wav
Speaker 1: out now are like really competent and good.,train/audio/zach547.wav
"Speaker 1: Back in the day, being able to street along",train/audio/zach548.wav
"Speaker 1: Audio and basic pictures made you fucking God, you know what I mean?",train/audio/zach549.wav
"Speaker 1: Like, if you could put Mario and Sonic in the same picture and not have",train/audio/zach550.wav
Speaker 1: loud clipping audio.,train/audio/zach551.wav
"Speaker 1: You were like a saint. You were like, you know, you were Steven Spielberg back then.",train/audio/zach552.wav
"Speaker 1: Okay, this first question comes from Patreon. It comes from Rory Harding.",train/audio/zach553.wav
"Speaker 1: No, any kid could do it. It's really impressive.",train/audio/zach554.wav
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of stick figure cartoons.,train/audio/zach555.wav
Speaker 1: Uh...,train/audio/zach556.wav
"Speaker 1: I watched... I did watch Spike's stuff. I wasn't like huge into it, but I watched it for sure.",train/audio/zach557.wav
"Speaker 1: LLPanic asks,",train/audio/zach558.wav
"Speaker 1: Will this pod... God, look at... He said how... Let's rewind. Let's enhance that fucking fat, obese breath I just took. Anyways, he asks, Will the podcast have political discussion?",train/audio/zach559.wav
"Speaker 1: If so, what was, out of all the nominees, the candidate you would have stood for?",train/audio/zach560.wav
"Speaker 1: I was pretty openly for Bernie Sanders, and I have my reasons for that, and you can...",train/audio/zach561.wav
Speaker 1: We could tussle for that. I get why people supported that.,train/audio/zach562.wav
Speaker 1: who they did.,train/audio/zach563.wav
"Speaker 1: who asks,",train/audio/zach564.wav
Speaker 1: But that's who my guy was. I believe he could have beat Trump.,train/audio/zach565.wav
"Speaker 1: pretty easily before you say, well,",train/audio/zach566.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, people would have called him a socialist.",train/audio/zach567.wav
Speaker 1: Look at the states that Trump won. He won the Rust Belt states almost exclusively...,train/audio/zach568.wav
Speaker 1: On the basis of.,train/audio/zach569.wav
Speaker 1: trade deals that affected those,train/audio/zach570.wav
Speaker 1: really severely.,train/audio/zach571.wav
Speaker 1: which Bernie Sanders was against.,train/audio/zach572.wav
"Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach573.wav
"Speaker 1: What's your most embarrassing memory, and in parentheses,",train/audio/zach574.wav
Speaker 1: That was Trump's strongest weapon.,train/audio/zach575.wav
Speaker 1: I believe.,train/audio/zach576.wav
"Speaker 1: I think had Trump railed against the trade deals on a debate with Sanders, I think Sanders would have responded by saying,",train/audio/zach577.wav
"Speaker 1: I agree, these trade deals suck.",train/audio/zach578.wav
"Speaker 1: But your other ideas were terrible, let's move on.",train/audio/zach579.wav
Speaker 1: I think he really could have beat him.,train/audio/zach580.wav
"Speaker 1: And actually, interestingly enough,",train/audio/zach581.wav
"Speaker 1: Back in March, we did a Sleepy... March 2016...",train/audio/zach582.wav
"Speaker 1: That you're happy to share most embarrassing memory. That's a good question, actually.",train/audio/zach583.wav
Speaker 1: We did a SleepyCast episode called SleepyPasta.,train/audio/zach584.wav
Speaker 1: where,train/audio/zach585.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, I'm not trying to fucking be Jake Huger here and say, I called it, of course!",train/audio/zach586.wav
Speaker 1: I do believe to some extent I called...,train/audio/zach587.wav
Speaker 1: Kind of how it happened?,train/audio/zach588.wav
"Speaker 1: Not to be too braggadocious because I did get a lot wrong, but",train/audio/zach589.wav
Speaker 1: Here's the audio clip from back then.,train/audio/zach590.wav
Speaker 1: So the answer is I like going into the political stuff a little bit like how I did there.,train/audio/zach591.wav
Speaker 1: kind of dabble with it. I'll only talk about something I really feel strongly about,train/audio/zach592.wav
"Speaker 1: I think I've said this on Sleepycast before, but I was in first grade.",train/audio/zach593.wav
"Speaker 1: Because if you get too much into it, you get into a whole thing. You're constantly causing debates and arguments.",train/audio/zach594.wav
"Speaker 1: And that's not what this is about, man. I don't want you to be listening to your car in your car.",train/audio/zach595.wav
"Speaker 1: Or working out and going, this guy's a fucking moron.",train/audio/zach596.wav
Speaker 1: Everybody feels very strongly with their political...,train/audio/zach597.wav
Speaker 1: alignments of ideas.,train/audio/zach598.wav
"Speaker 1: My job here, not my job, but my goal is not to irk anybody.",train/audio/zach599.wav
"Speaker 1: But look, if I have an idea I really think should be talked about, yeah, maybe I'll inject it, make it a little bit interesting and funny, and do it that way.",train/audio/zach600.wav
Speaker 1: This is not gonna be the Rush Limbaugh show. This is not gonna be the Young Turks.,train/audio/zach601.wav
Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you people. This is not going to be...,train/audio/zach602.wav
"Speaker 1: I was in first grade and, you know, when you're in first grade, you're a fucking moron. You have a small little head.",train/audio/zach603.wav
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna become a young Turk.,train/audio/zach604.wav
Speaker 1: Your dreams of me next to Jake Uyghur,train/audio/zach605.wav
"Speaker 1: They're dead. Fucking bury those, man.",train/audio/zach606.wav
"Speaker 1: It ain't gonna happen, Buster.",train/audio/zach607.wav
"Speaker 1: Or as Jake would call you, chief or brother.",train/audio/zach608.wav
Speaker 1: Alright?,train/audio/zach609.wav
Speaker 1: Any gonna happen?,train/audio/zach610.wav
Speaker 1: Erven.,train/audio/zach611.wav
Speaker 1: uh said do you plan on having schmucks be as a filter as a as a filter free as what the fuck,train/audio/zach612.wav
Speaker 1: the little goobahead from Longyearbro's movie.,train/audio/zach613.wav
Speaker 1: Do you plan on having Schmucks be as filter-free as the Sleepycast sometimes was?,train/audio/zach614.wav
"Speaker 1: What the fuck does filter free mean? Oh, you mean like...",train/audio/zach615.wav
"Speaker 1: Centering myself? Yeah, I think that's what was fun about that idea, and I think...",train/audio/zach616.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, that's just... That scene was really a sleepy cat scene. That's just kind of how we all are. So that'll definitely be a carryover. It's not like it was...",train/audio/zach617.wav
"Speaker 1: It's not like we became filter-free for Sleepy Cats, it's just naturally...",train/audio/zach618.wav
Speaker 1: how we speak and act.,train/audio/zach619.wav
Speaker 1: For sure that'll be part of this.,train/audio/zach620.wav
Speaker 1: Lick.,train/audio/zach621.wav
"Speaker 1: asks, what are you aiming to achieve with Schmucks?",train/audio/zach622.wav
"Speaker 1: You don't really think. You don't really have a spatial awareness, you know?",train/audio/zach623.wav
"Speaker 1: Or rather, what would you like the podcast to be?",train/audio/zach624.wav
Speaker 1: I want this to be good filler content. I want it to be good quality content that you can put all where you take a shit,train/audio/zach625.wav
Speaker 1: and geek a little bit to help loosen that turd up.,train/audio/zach626.wav
Speaker 1: I want it to be something that you can listen to all the busts,train/audio/zach627.wav
Speaker 1: you know,train/audio/zach628.wav
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be boring. I want it to be entertaining.,train/audio/zach629.wav
"Speaker 1: And I hope it will be. I think with guests, I think when it's me plus somebody else, I think it'll be",train/audio/zach630.wav
Speaker 1: a little more interesting.,train/audio/zach631.wav
"Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach632.wav
Speaker 1: I just want to make stuff,train/audio/zach633.wav
Speaker 1: He'd pick your ass and wipe it off the table. Nobody noticed. Nobody cares.,train/audio/zach634.wav
Speaker 1: That's actually the whole thought. I just want to make stuff.,train/audio/zach635.wav
Speaker 1: I want this to be able to help me make cartoons.,train/audio/zach636.wav
"Speaker 1: Look,",train/audio/zach637.wav
Speaker 1: YouTube is fucking dead.,train/audio/zach638.wav
Speaker 1: They fuck over animated hardcore.,train/audio/zach639.wav
Speaker 1: Which is one of the reasons I'm doing this.,train/audio/zach640.wav
"Speaker 1: If I could just be self sustainable,",train/audio/zach641.wav
Speaker 1: and make shit and pay rents,train/audio/zach642.wav
Speaker 1: From the Patreon and the YouTube and everything and Twitch.,train/audio/zach643.wav
Speaker 1: I will die happy. I mean that sincerely.,train/audio/zach644.wav
Speaker 1: Why is there an hour-long podcast on here featuring this fucking voice?,train/audio/zach645.wav
"Speaker 1: You have zero awareness of anything around you, anything going on in the world.",train/audio/zach646.wav
Speaker 1: I just want to make shit though.,train/audio/zach647.wav
Speaker 1: I just want to approve or just make content.,train/audio/zach648.wav
"Speaker 1: Long term goals, I want to, you know, obviously TV and movies at some point.",train/audio/zach649.wav
"Speaker 1: That's definitely what I'm working on and, you know,",train/audio/zach650.wav
"Speaker 1: Without going too much into it, hopefully I",train/audio/zach651.wav
"Speaker 1: if things continue to go the way they are,",train/audio/zach652.wav
Speaker 1: I think that'll be a reality.,train/audio/zach653.wav
Speaker 1: It's a point.,train/audio/zach654.wav
Speaker 1: in the soonish future.,train/audio/zach655.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, usual little bubble.",train/audio/zach656.wav
"Speaker 1: But we'll see. You can't get too, you can't put, you know.",train/audio/zach657.wav
Speaker 1: You can't get too optimistic with that shit.,train/audio/zach658.wav
"Speaker 1: Aunt Medge asks,",train/audio/zach659.wav
Speaker 1: what is up with you and justin roiland is there any chance of that of the roy man appearing on schmucks,train/audio/zach660.wav
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. Justin's a good boy. He's a good guy. Good egg.,train/audio/zach661.wav
"Speaker 1: Without going too much into it,",train/audio/zach662.wav
Speaker 1: I will say that I'm working on a little something-something.,train/audio/zach663.wav
"Speaker 1: In fact, you know what?",train/audio/zach664.wav
Speaker 1: Let me just show you some audio here. This is a little teaser for you guys.,train/audio/zach665.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, enjoy.",train/audio/zach666.wav
"Speaker 1: So in first grade, I walked up to",train/audio/zach667.wav
Speaker 1: Very small scale stuff.,train/audio/zach668.wav
Speaker 1: uh but,train/audio/zach669.wav
Speaker 1: fun nonetheless.,train/audio/zach670.wav
Speaker 1: And you can look forward to,train/audio/zach671.wav
Speaker 1: stuff coming.,train/audio/zach672.wav
"Speaker 1: Now about him appearing in the podcast, I guess we'll just have to wait and fucking see, won't we?",train/audio/zach673.wav
"Speaker 1: I already asked on Patreon, but I'll ask again here. Do you think there's any chance of getting Corey on the podcast?",train/audio/zach674.wav
"Speaker 1: I always thought you would call it together with the funniest thing, that sleepycast.",train/audio/zach675.wav
Speaker 1: Thank you.,train/audio/zach676.wav
"Speaker 1: I didn't see that on the Patreon, actually, so I'm not sure where that question went. Did you leave it on...",train/audio/zach677.wav
"Speaker 1: Also, little caveat here, little asterisk, little footnote.",train/audio/zach678.wav
Speaker 1: The... the post?,train/audio/zach679.wav
"Speaker 1: Oh, there's Corey. Hey, Corey.",train/audio/zach680.wav
Speaker 1: He's on his motorbike.,train/audio/zach681.wav
"Speaker 1: So yeah, I did see that on the unpackingreon, but to answer your question, yes, of course. Corey's always welcome on the podcast.",train/audio/zach682.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, he's a very busy guy, but he's always welcome and I'd love to have him on. He makes me chuckle like no one else.",train/audio/zach683.wav
"Speaker 1: Long Long Hunting Dog? I don't know, dude.",train/audio/zach684.wav
Speaker 1: asks will there be art title cards like the ones used on sleepy cast for the last episodes yes but they're gonna be on every episode,train/audio/zach685.wav
Speaker 1: We'll be on every episode. So that's actually one of the things we wanted to do for Sleepycast. We never got to do.,train/audio/zach686.wav
Speaker 1: was have different title colors for every episode.,train/audio/zach687.wav
"Speaker 1: To preface this,",train/audio/zach688.wav
Speaker 1: I am for sure going to do that.,train/audio/zach689.wav
Speaker 1: With schwachs.,train/audio/zach690.wav
Speaker 1: just so you could differentiate,train/audio/zach691.wav
Speaker 1: And you can click the thumbnail. It looks interesting.,train/audio/zach692.wav
"Speaker 1: Begita asks,",train/audio/zach693.wav
Speaker 1: Worst restaurant experience. I will tell this story when Ethan's on because...,train/audio/zach694.wav
Speaker 1: my worst I've only ever had I mean that's pretty much the only one,train/audio/zach695.wav
Speaker 1: That was a really fucking bad restaurant experience. It was in New York City.,train/audio/zach696.wav
"Speaker 1: Right before I moved, I think it was actually...",train/audio/zach697.wav
"Speaker 1: Come to think of it, I think it was the last dinner I had with them.",train/audio/zach698.wav
"Speaker 1: When you're in first grade, you get fucking erections all the time, you know what I mean?",train/audio/zach699.wav
Speaker 1: It was a fucking bad experience. It's not even a crazy story. It's just a funny one.,train/audio/zach700.wav
Speaker 1: So I'll tell that one already done and tell that one.,train/audio/zach701.wav
Speaker 1: with the role we can,train/audio/zach702.wav
Speaker 1: relive the horrible experience.,train/audio/zach703.wav
"Speaker 1: Floormat69, this guy's into some BDSM shit, dude.",train/audio/zach704.wav
"Speaker 1: asks, you said that you were planning on animating again.",train/audio/zach705.wav
"Speaker 1: That's my answer to you, bitch.",train/audio/zach706.wav
Speaker 1: Are you planning on making any more long-running series? I'm assuming you mean Allah Hellbenders. I don't mean Allahu Akbar. I'm talking Allah as in...,train/audio/zach707.wav
Speaker 1: related to or alike.,train/audio/zach708.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, no.",train/audio/zach709.wav
Speaker 1: I stalk interactions all the time. I see a woman eating yogurt on a billboard.,train/audio/zach710.wav
Speaker 1: Not in the near future.,train/audio/zach711.wav
"Speaker 1: Although I'm working on something that will not be on YouTube,",train/audio/zach712.wav
Speaker 1: that could,train/audio/zach713.wav
Speaker 1: lead to that,train/audio/zach714.wav
Speaker 1: That's all I'm going to say. But I'm just going to keep doing.,train/audio/zach715.wav
"Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to what I was doing before, but better.",train/audio/zach716.wav
Speaker 1: Hopefully better.,train/audio/zach717.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, satirical shit.",train/audio/zach718.wav
"Speaker 1: Parodies of some kind. A lot more original stuff, too. A lot more original just short script.",train/audio/zach719.wav
Speaker 1: Sure should.,train/audio/zach720.wav
"Speaker 1: And I get a fucking hold on, I need to jack off.",train/audio/zach721.wav
Speaker 1: Sally sells,train/audio/zach722.wav
Speaker 1: Short Shirts by the Seas... by the...,train/audio/zach723.wav
Speaker 1: Sure.,train/audio/zach724.wav
"Speaker 1: Just, you know, like I said, so original stuff, parody, satires.",train/audio/zach725.wav
Speaker 1: 30 seconds 15 seconds all the way up to two or three minutes,train/audio/zach726.wav
Speaker 1: justgm because they're easy and they're fun and I get enjoyment out of them,train/audio/zach727.wav
"Speaker 1: If I have a really good idea for a long-running series, I'll be glad to do it again.",train/audio/zach728.wav
Speaker 1: but they're just really not financially feasible.,train/audio/zach729.wav
"Speaker 1: That's not a brag, by the way. If it sounded... I don't know how...",train/audio/zach730.wav
Speaker 1: Sullivan Pugh asks...,train/audio/zach731.wav
Speaker 1: Will this be a good alternative to Sleepycast?,train/audio/zach732.wav
Speaker 1: No.,train/audio/zach733.wav
"Speaker 1: I think that about wraps it up. If you thought this was okay, I would say look forward to me having guest style. It'll be a lot less chaotic and derailing. You know, no one's going to derail me except for myself. I'm the worst derailer of all time.",train/audio/zach734.wav
Speaker 1: Look forward to episode one. I'm going to try to get it.,train/audio/zach735.wav
Speaker 1: Recorded soon?,train/audio/zach736.wav
Speaker 1: Question mark?,train/audio/zach737.wav
Speaker 1: I mean this part seriously. Give me all your feedback. What did you think? Constructive criticism. How could I improve?,train/audio/zach738.wav
Speaker 1: What'd you like? What didn't you like?,train/audio/zach739.wav
"Speaker 1: Look, it's very sad. It's a big problem for me, actually.",train/audio/zach740.wav
"Speaker 1: All that stuff is handy to me, so uh...",train/audio/zach741.wav
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Special thanks to my patrons for donating.,train/audio/zach742.wav
"Speaker 1: Keeping this guy afloat, keeping this schmuck afloat.",train/audio/zach743.wav
"Speaker 1: Again, if you're interested at all",train/audio/zach744.wav
Speaker 1: You can find it at patreon.com slash psychicpebbles.,train/audio/zach745.wav
"Speaker 1: If you want to help my cartoons out or the podcast out, that's the best way to do it.",train/audio/zach746.wav
Speaker 1: All of that money goes to,train/audio/zach747.wav
"Speaker 1: hiring animators to help me get stuff done faster, buying better equipment for microphones,",train/audio/zach748.wav
"Speaker 1: buying, uh, foam padding so you can't hear Mr. fucking Weedwack Jose outside",train/audio/zach749.wav
"Speaker 1: For those of you rebels who decided to skip my little update video back there, I explained it there, but I'll explain it here again.",train/audio/zach750.wav
Speaker 1: Most people stop having random erections when they're like 13.,train/audio/zach751.wav
Speaker 1: Whacka these weeds.,train/audio/zach752.wav
Speaker 1: So that's where all that goes to.,train/audio/zach753.wav
Speaker 1: I appreciate it again is what I'm trying to say.,train/audio/zach754.wav
Speaker 1: Stay tuned for Schmuck's episode.,train/audio/zach755.wav
"Speaker 1: Hey, stay tuned for Schmucks, episode one. Stay tuned for Eugene, season two.",train/audio/zach756.wav
Speaker 1: Stay tuned.,train/audio/zach757.wav
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Special thanks to my patrons for donating,train/audio/zach758.wav
"Speaker 1: Keeping this guy afloat, keeping this schmuck afloat.",train/audio/zach759.wav
"Speaker 1: Again, if you're interested at all",train/audio/zach760.wav
Speaker 1: It hasn't stopped yet.,train/audio/zach761.wav
Speaker 1: You can find it at patreon.com slash psychicpebbles.,train/audio/zach762.wav
"Speaker 1: If you want to help my cartoons out or the podcast out, that's the best way to do it.",train/audio/zach763.wav
Speaker 1: All of that money goes to,train/audio/zach764.wav
"Speaker 1: hiring animators to help me get stuff done faster, buying better equipment for microphones,",train/audio/zach765.wav
"Speaker 1: buying, uh, foam padding so you can't hear Mr. fucking Weedwack Jose outside",train/audio/zach766.wav
Speaker 1: Whacka these weeds.,train/audio/zach767.wav
Speaker 1: So that's where all that goes to.,train/audio/zach768.wav
Speaker 1: I appreciate it again is what I'm trying to say.,train/audio/zach769.wav
Speaker 1: Stay tuned for Schmuck's episode.,train/audio/zach770.wav
"Speaker 1: So I was in first grade, I would get these little boners all the time.",train/audio/zach771.wav
"Speaker 1: Hey, stay tuned for Schmucks, episode one. Stay tuned for Eugene, season two.",train/audio/zach772.wav
Speaker 1: Stay tuned.,train/audio/zach773.wav
Speaker 1: And I woke up to the teacher,train/audio/zach774.wav
"Speaker 1: Uh, to ask her a question, if I could go to the bathroom or something,",train/audio/zach775.wav
Speaker 1: I had an erection and I didn't really care.,train/audio/zach776.wav
Speaker 1: I don't think she cared too much.,train/audio/zach777.wav
Speaker 1: Also very impressive.,train/audio/zach778.wav
"Speaker 1: You know, I was a little pinky boner because I was in first grade.",train/audio/zach779.wav
"Speaker 1: The reason why I'm doing a podcast, and more specifically, why I'm doing a podcast on this channel is because...",train/audio/zach780.wav
Speaker 1: she sort of pointed down,train/audio/zach781.wav
"Speaker 1: As I was speaking to her, I noticed her eyes",train/audio/zach782.wav
"Speaker 1: uh, bulged a little bit. They, they, they whited that I was like, this is interesting.",train/audio/zach783.wav
Speaker 1: I looked down to spot my erect cock,train/audio/zach784.wav
"Speaker 1: Not just below my pants, but, uh,",train/audio/zach785.wav
Speaker 1: poking through the actual zipper,train/audio/zach786.wav
Speaker 1: I guess I had taken a bathroom break at some point and just forgot to zip my pants up.,train/audio/zach787.wav
"Speaker 1: And I guess I couldn't be wearing underwear boxers because it was sticking out. It wasn't the whole thing. It wasn't like I was that unselfaware where I had my whole dick sticking out, but...",train/audio/zach788.wav
Speaker 1: It was like the tip of my penis was sticking out.,train/audio/zach789.wav