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daddit
Arnold looking back on your life do you have any advice for the fellow dads in this community? P.S. My brother and I grew up watching your movies.
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Well considering a lot of us were probably introduced to you by our dads, we will definitely take strategies.
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Will you be back?
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[Hello this is Arnold, your (parenting) instructor... ](https://youtu.be/qJdMjRHRLfg)
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Looking forward to you sharing parenting stories along with us, Arnold!
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You will fit right in indeed. Welcome!
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Love it. Thanks for posting here!
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Thank you for sharing. This is wonderful!! It shows that any stage or status in life, your children are your most precious creation. I am a single dad with full custody of my son, and I am just constantly trying not to mess things up. I look up to people like you, and my own father, for good examples along the way.
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Thanks for being part of the community! It means a lot to many of us to see you here. You’ve touched so many lives in such positive ways and you keep doing so! I appreciate that tremendously.
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The best way you could complete your enrollment here is to share (one of your) dadding vehicles.
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Nice to meet you Glad. Can't wait to see more of your sons work
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This is what we're all looking forward to. Thank you and Welcome!
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I’m sure you get this a lot, but thank you for being a big part of my childhood. A grew up watching your movies with my dad and sitting down to watch your movies with my kids has been a treat. Congratulations to you and your son, and welcome to daddit.
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Wow I'd love to learn some of your "aggressive parenting" methods. Sounds awesome.
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I don't have any kids and I'm nowhere near your guys ages. But I really enjoyed your interaction with your daughter. I too hope to one day make something really small and helpless and watch them grow and also become a parent. I guess that's life fulfillment right there, like that's it, pack your bags we're done here type of thing.
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Maybe later
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daddit
Aww man you set him up so cleanly too.
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Over so many heads
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He’ll be back. I didn’t take his comment as ‘adios’, but as ‘hasta la vista’.
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Very clever
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I’LL not BE BACK
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Saw the name and there goes the music, oi. Lit rebounding the youngest one while reading this. Hit of a relapse with sleep training unfortunately. 5 min timer+Reddit
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I loved seeing Rick's covers he was doing during covid. Just the dude and a guitar.
3,924
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William Shatner, will Wheaton, and a few others pop up in random places.
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Yeah. Lol. I saw the picture and was thinking that the person in the photo looked like a pretty young dad! But hey, all dad's are welcome here. Then I went to the comments and realized who posted it...
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That's very true. And honestly, if I were famous I'd have a random account where I could just be me and post whatever I wanted. Also- the thought of Tom Cruise being a big cat poster is hilarious. I want that to be true.
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“GET IN THE CARSEAT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!”
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"Ruuuuuun! Get to the minivan!"
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Seriously sign me up
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I’ll be back - for you after school! Have a lovely day, baby!
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Who is your daddy and what does he do? Aggressive Parenting Strategies with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Holy shit. NETFLIX get on it.
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"I'm going to get cigarettes" - Arnold "Are you coming back??!?!!" - His kid >!"Of course I am!"!< \- Arnold >!I bet you thought I was going to say you know what !<
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I’d take a 90s Arnie in a pacifier movie
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A show called FUBAR for Netflix! I play a CIA agent who finds out his daughter is also a CIA agent at the end of his career and we get partnered together - neither of us ever knew about the other’s career. It reminded me of True Lies when I heard the pitch, so I was in immediately, if not sooner.
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Probably a smile, I reckon.
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daddit
Google “UTAP”. Looks like fun!
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This is not rocket science but the number one thing is that parenting is a team sport, and you always have to be a united front. Even when it might feel good to be the good cop, and even when you might disagree. Parents can never be divided.
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My 6yo has absolutely no idea where it's from, but I've taught him "quick, get to the chopper" for every time we're about to get in the car. I've also taught him "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, we don't eat no rolls" for every time we buy hamburger rolls.
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I hope I don’t wake the kids up with my laughing
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DYLAN! **handshake** *surprised look on farthers face* (In a hushed voice) “what’s the matter? The kindergarten got you pushing too many toy cars?”
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“You pushed your sister on the way out of the house. I’m going to buckle you in LAST.”
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"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Wait...
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YOU HAVE TO EAT, WHY WONT YOU EAAAAAAT!
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**”RUUUUUN! GO! GET TO THEE MINIVAHN!!!”**
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"GET TO THE HUMMER!!!"
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Who is your Daddy and what does he do!?
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We all know he makes the kids "Get to the choppa!"
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That sounds really interesting, I'll keep an eye out for it!
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This sounds really great - good luck with the shooting!
3,951
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Are Dean and Terry in it?
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Best vegan place while you're in the city - Hogtown Vegan. Go to the one on the west end.
3,953
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Well, I know what I'm doing today
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"I'm Robin Hood, and these are my Merry Men!" *"Faggilas?"* "No, we're straight, just... merry."
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Remember when I said you would get dessert if you behaved? I LIED
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Hi do you know about what the CIA actually does? I’m curious what real life stuff you’re gonna compare the movie to cause the real life stuff is like war crimes and toppling democracies
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"Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered".
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"They're all the raves, circumcisions! The ladies love it!" **"Oh, count me in then!"** *"I'll take two!"*
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Perfection
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I'll take that over a sad face any day. Congrats.
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"Look Dad, I'm you!" That's properly cracked me up, love it!
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I think you've got your picture for their 18th birthday cake right there.
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She’s got your eyes!
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Cherish it bro, she'll be stomping on your nuts and causing you all kinds of grief before you know it!
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Congratulations mate, she's adorable.
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Break out this photo one night when you choose Mac and Me for family movie night…
3,967
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...and my daughter came out with Bella Legosi eyes. She can stare holes through concrete. Congratulations!
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I think she’s trollin you, buddy. Babies are wacky.
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Have you tried rebooting? JK, she's absolutely beautiful
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Congrats man! As a fellow IVF dad who waited a long time for it, I'm always thrilled when other parents are successful
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Congrats! We had a similar scenario. Our kid ended up with milk protein allergies and on a special formula we had to order. He didn't sleep at all for the first 8 months. Even at the time, I loved every moment. Take a ton of picture and videos. The time flies by in a flash. Also, if your feeling up for it, create her an email address. Every now and then shoot her an email so when she gets older she can read through it all.
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Lol omg shes perfect!
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Fun fact, the muscles controlling the eyes can go haywire for the first several months. I have dozens of great photos of my first son looking like a horror movie.
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I laughed too hard at this. She will grow out of the poop face phase eventually (hopefully).
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You are one luck dad. Girls are the best. I have both it could be that I have a daddy’s girl and a mommies boy.
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Perfect!
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I love the really weird and intense faces babies make at times. Congrats over finally getting a daughter!
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LOL! Joking aside, congratulations! We tried many avenues over 4 years and finally got our son last year. I know the feeling when it all finally comes to fruition. Wicked happy for you guys.
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Save that picture for her graduation or wedding day.
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[Hey, I got the same model!](https://i.imgur.com/LHt1WLN.jpeg)
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I don't know you but this brought a smile to my face. Looking back, becoming a father wasn't just about the birth of a child. I know now that I was reborn. It really helped me to leave behind experiences, feelings, habits, even people that may have weighed on my shoulders. I'm very happy for you and especially happy for your wife/partner. Please use this moment as a time to really check in with your partner/wife etc regarding your relationship, even if it is perfect at the moment. Babies are a blessing but they are also a stress test of sorts for your relationship. Any minor issues can be exacerbated bc of the stress. Don't hesitate to rely on or get help from trusted family etc. It really does take a village.
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Daddy’s Little Derp
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Not sure she booted correctly. Reboot into safe mode and debug her. Happens all the time.
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You can try putting her back
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Congratulations !
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beautiful.
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Winner!
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Don't worry, it gets better. At least that's what they keep telling me.
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Oh my goodness she is perfect! <3
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Cute kid bro congrats
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Perfection
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Here are the [before and after](https://i.imgur.com/9bdVa1t.jpg) photos. Seriously though, she is adorable! Congratulations Sir, well done :)
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Congrats! And yeah, the first few months their eyes focus independently before they sync up, resulting in hilarious results like this on the regular.
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I think you may have gotten an orange cat in human form.
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If I didn't want weird kids I would have adopted.
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Keep one mitt and that hat around, I have both on my desk and it fucks me up how much the kids have grown. My youngest is 3 and still small, but his hands are giant compared to the little baby hands he once had.
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She reminds me of [the googly eyed mogwai from Gremlins 2](https://imgproxy.geocaching.com/18d6d81389683ecf473c6a160c5c9bfda8c37570?url=http:%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100120105810%2Fgremlins%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F0%2F0b%2FMogwaiDaffy.PNG%2F615px-MogwaiDaffy.PNG). Congrats, she's a little stinker. :)
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She's perfect
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Joker already cracking dad up. Blessings to your family.