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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 02, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>belmont_lay
How to spoil a kpop fangirl's day. Tell her you want to send her a pic of g dragon.
Sh... |
rt2236
What are your biggest complaints about singapore?
I went to visit a few days ago and Ioved it. I can’t find any negatives other than how small the place is. I’m also just a visitor so the perspective is entirely different from someone who lives there. <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>RedFaceGeneral
Fucking. Hot. Weather.... |
Im_Tsuikyit
Worst taxi driver you’ve ever encountered?
One time, my family and I had just returned from Japan and we needed a big cab to load up all our baggage. So this prime MPV turned up and he refused to take us because we live in Tampines. On top that, he was extremely rude. Plus, he started arguing with the neig... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 03, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>peanut31
Teaching private tuition this weekend, any tips or pointers to conducting a good class? (p... |
mamypokopants
PJ Thum says he is not a traitor, but suspicions raised over past Facebook posts inferring otherwise - Observer+
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>ILikeWhiteMen
[repost of same comment from that other thread]
i don't care for PJ Thum, and wish Kirsten Han would fuck right off to Malaysia forever. If I were a Singa... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 05, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>jajajqjqjqjq
Lol I’m 19 and my parents still think it’s too young to have a boyfriend..
Truth is I... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 06, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>nachodays
Cutest girl ever just talked to me at the gym!!! >////<<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>uchiageh... |
XanPercyCheck
What is the dumbest thing for which you have been tattled on?
Inspired by a comment on this sub where a guy said he called the police and told them his classmate was naughty, I created this post so we can all share our experiences with pao toh kias.
In primary 5 there was this guy who would pee in a wei... |
creamyhorror
Anyone else stranded on Hokkaido?
Entire island has no power and water and petrol sales are stopped. Every building is dark and no traffic lights or street lights are working. I'm overnighting at a 7-11 here in Obihiro near Hakurindai station. Hope they manage to get things restored soon, but it may be a f... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 07, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>depressive-realism
I find it stupid that youths nowadays are using the r-word. all the time.
The wo... |
RzrRainMnky
Singapore society has to decide which direction it wants to take on laws against gay sex: Shanmugam
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zkng
ITT People not realising that if you want things to change, then you have to change the opinions of the the apolitical or political-neutral.
As it is, many middleground Singapore... |
Garlicvideos
I see your cocks and hens so I raise you the outcome of them
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>leo-g
This is animal abuse! I am gonna call AVA, MOM, PAP, ARCA AND LHL. I MIGHT EVEN WAKEUP LKY FROM HIS GRAVE!
This animal *should* have been **STEAMED** till **white** and drizzled with a light soy sauce. Aka the iconi... |
DR_Speedster
Do Singaporeans engage in dark tourism? Why or why not?
Just a question for my school project. Would really appreciate detailed answers. Thanks!<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>lumintus
would like to visit holocaust sites in Poland next time when I have the funds. Think they will be really interesting and be a very... |
dudez77
今天是个风和日丽的好日子: How Singapore’s Chinese lessons have changed | Part 1
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>RarestName
This is what I feel Mandarin lessons in Singapore. They focus too much on the actual memorisation of words and idioms. Things like giving a news article to you to decipher isn't going to help because these are... |
Mynxs
The 377A divide
**Petitions**
[For repeal](https://www.change.org/p/the-singapore-government-repeal-377a)
[Against repeal](https://www.change.org/p/singaporeans-please-keep-penal-code-377a-in-singapore)
Unless there's an actual referendum, these petitions are probably gonna be the best census of which camp is... |
ceyyyyy
Do men in Singapore feel like they are underprivileged as compared to women?
I will like to have a civil discussion with both women and men of SG to see what are your thoughts.
I find the law in Singapore to be quite biased and unfair to men. Furthmore, men are required to enlist for 2 years and continue to be... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 09, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>macyonachos
So scared . N levels start tomorrow. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>flirtiesers
Just do your best ... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 10, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Zoisen
Need some advice on how to tackle interview questions that catches people off guard, for eg.... |
drewiepoodle
65,000 people sign petition calling on Singapore to keep law banning gay sex
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>bunnykillher
I'm not sure if their change.org petition adheres to change.org's TOS. I mean they should be petitioning at nochange.org<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>professionalhanger
best comment<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>so... |
vaultofechoes
55 per cent of Singaporeans support Section 377A: Ipsos survey
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>aSingaporean
750 and 4000 individuals in a study is definitely close to the number of people in a city state of nearly 5.5 million people. LUL.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>vaultofechoes
Hey, I'll take it over 'easily gamed onlin... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 11, 2018
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[Update from yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/9egz42/rsingap... |
-LifeOnHardMode-
13 bonus months for the Prime Minister in 2017? PM Lee skirts questions filed by WP NCMP Leon Perera about total bonus months paid to ministers
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>pokemongopikachugogo
When you take this fact and cross-check with what GCT said about Edwin Tong, one wonders how much pay cut Edwin ac... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 12, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>M4DRogue
God, I hope I can get a good GPA so that I can progress to Polytechnic and followed by, Un... |
zoltar11
Opposition politician Goh Meng Seng says S377a should only be repealed if there are new laws to prevent LGBT from promoting their sexual lifestyles!
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>MatrixTwo
Well there you have it.
&#x200B;
Are you all willing to admit the LGBT community have to make some comprimises to be more ... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 13, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zhangsnow
Morning guys, anyone can share their experience with ninjavan? Is the estimated arrival t... |
Phugz
iPhone XS Max 512gb priced at SGD2349.00
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>wusaizo
Well, blame it on iPhone X.
It was so much more popular and expensive than 8 last year. Apple might have saw the opportunity that people are still willing to pay a high price for iPhone. Hence the increase in price this year. <SELECTED_UTTE... |
stonehallow
Parents of r/SG, what do you wish you did (or did more of) before you had kids? Or what you're thankful you managed to do?
Stuff on your bucket list, things you never knew you'd miss etc.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>lonereaction
My son 2.5 years old now. 2nd one coming soon.I don't feel that I can't do anything ... |
orangemonstered
That's a damn deep well!
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zetzuei
Do the people responsible get charged?
They knew he can't swim but they still pushed him, what the fuck<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>suchromanticeyes
Please help me understand. If someone who can't swim is pushed into that well or any other body of water, ... |
KOREANPUBLICSCHOOL
[serious] What are some non politically correct opinions about Singapore that you secretly have?
What are some non politically correct opinions about singapore/singaporeans that you very strongly believe in, but would never tell anyone you know IRL because of social backlash?
Edit: sort by controver... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 15, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>headles1chicken
so i told my parents about my gf. but i didnt really tell them that she's my gf but... |
j-dawgz
Bad experience at Changi Airport, should I be worried after getting detained?
So I've lived in Singapore most of my life but my family never became Permanent Residents. After graduating high school I went abroad for college, and I'd visit my family on short-term passes most summer/winter breaks.
So I spent a f... |
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Police near Telok Blangah
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>microtek789
Whoa... You know you done some bad shit when they send SWAT to come get you.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>altobng
Or you have some small quantities of drugs.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>WalfAkaiTsuki
Or kept loli <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>DrMrMadmanSr
Or you utterly wrecke... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 16, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Jiandandian
Will circles life be bringing in the xs max?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>TheHippoGuy69
Yeah I ho... |
kaisersg
Is leaving work at 6:30pm very late?
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>testinf1233
Sorry our motto is “cheaper, better, faster”. Half the pay double the output at half the duration by doing OT.
On a side note. Mine is a US based company. That’s why we have flexible working hours, can work from home etc. so long you fi... |
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Think Singapore Mandarin is bad? Malaysian Mandarin can be just as atrocious
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>mystosg
If compare the secondary school Chinese textbooks of Malaysia and Singapore side by side you'll realise that Singapore Chinese syllabus is really for babies<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
That's... |
PlastikSporc
Metal panel of SMRT escalator dislodges, woman suffers deep gash on shin
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>NoSugarHor
I've noticed before that the bottom edge of some escalators are secured by duct tape. Not saying it's the cause of this dislodge but I've always wondered why in the world is duct tape being used.<SEL... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 17, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>gracey_tan
hi guys! i’ve been starting to exercise recently to work on my tummy fats especially, so... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 18, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>gotigergo
Hi! Are there any alive telegram groups for casual dinner or drinks meetups? <SELECTED_UT... |
hatuah
Need to grow a leg? Look for this guy.
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>HisPri
He went to ACJC and NUS .....
Did he not been educated ?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Maplestori
>Did he not been educated
My average English grade brain is hurting <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>freedaemons
That's unpossible!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
yusoffb01
Inside every car before we use gps
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>backpfe1fengesicht
i honestly wanted to buy one to take out all the pages and paste them on my wall as one big ass singapore map.
has anyone done it before, and is it possible to actually do it?
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>yusoffb01
During the army days, s... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 20, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>prissyme
TIL my ladyboss isn't really my ladyboss. She is the mistress of my boss, working in the s... |
jhanschoo
Redditporeans
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>I_love_pillows
I don’t understand why some Singaporeans are so cynical and can make any good thing sound negativeb<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Koufas
Because there are a lot of Singaporeans who are entitled. Anything less than perfect is a henious crime that shows the government i... |
milo_dino
Slippery slope argument?
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>LeviAEthan512
I support the repeal of 377a. But i think I understand their misconception
1. Sex is between a man and a woman
2. Gay sex is slightly deviant
3. Bestiality is very deviant
4. If we allow slightly deviant, we will eventually allow very deviant,... |
Kuristinyaa
[Premium]Image inciting acts of terror posted on Instagram account linked to Nanyang JC; police investigating
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Excrucius
(I tried to reply to another comment agreeing with the undergraduate but it got deleted.)
I agree with you. I find it disconcerting that all except your comment (s... |
tarosukiyaki
Best salted egg yolk chicken in Singapore?
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>tarosukiyaki
Went to Sim Lim Square to try the famous salted egg yolk chicken rice today and it blew my mind!! Any more restaurants that sell good salted egg yolk chicken?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Kyahhhs_2
Is this from sim lim square basement fo... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 21, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>SolomonTeo
Any recommendation for winter gear? Looking to go Switzerland and Canada. -3 degree for ... |
hotgarbagecomics
Singaporeans who live overseas, do Singaporeans really complain more than the locals in other countries do?
I know Singaporeans love saying complaining is a national pastime, but I disagree with the notion that it's a defining trait of Singaporeans. It's more a defining trait of anyone with a phone.
I... |
Eifand
[Going back to school] How bad will I get bullied/mocked if I go back to polytechnic as a 26 year old?
I can take it and to some extent, I deserve it. I accept it all. I just want to know. Also, if you know of anyone else who did it. Would rather not disclose why I am going back to poly at such an advanced age a... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 22, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>pakdjvsjcla
What do y’all think of this letter to straits times forum. Don’t know why I got downvot... |
UncomfortablePrawn
Does what you do in NS truly matter in your life?
I’ve been feeling a little down about my performance in NS lately, cos of fitness mainly.
I feel like I shouldn’t care so much even if I OOC from it (spec course) if I can’t hit my vetos, cos I feel like it’s not important? But I can’t really stop m... |
frankchongszehong
Very good curry puffs
Just to let people know. Canberra block 105 coffeeshop, malay auntie sell superb bagus curry potato puffs and sardine puffs at $1.20 each. Big and well stuffed, very nice. Used to operate at old Woodland bus interchange but relocated. If you stay around the area can come buy, sup... |
Varantain
"Feminist mentor" Thio Su Mien compares gay sex to pedophilia and bestiality in open letter to Education Minister
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Varantain
[This tweet](https://twitter.com/cfd_steve/status/1029872530776047616) has been making its rounds on social media, so I thought I'd link it:
> When someone se... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 23, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>a_man_without_a_pen
Ordered 2pc chicken because I felt that I should cut down from my usual 3pc.
... |
841632
Empty bullet cartridge found in Yishun
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>thexynapse
At least it's 5.56. 9mm, .45acp or 7.62 and you might have a problem<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Punchkicker3
Care to explain? Those are typical munition calibres that both the SAF and SPF use.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>thexynapse
Depends on what kind of ... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 24, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>brianne0007
gonna miss some of the kids when practicum ends this week 😭esp this boy in playgroup w... |
Tokageron
Crushes during pri/sec sch or JC?
Share some interesting love stories from your school days
*disclaimer if the title is misleading, not limited to JC ok. <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>SaltyShellback
I asked her want go stead with me anot. She say ok lor. That night dinner I want go hawker centre cause bo Lui, she ... |
DrCalFun
Youth in Singapore shunning religion - an old article from 2015
[It is really interesting how the different religious group representatives react](https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/youth-in-singapore-shunning-religion)<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>noblownojob
It’s 2018.
We only need Science. Religion is just ... |
chasingcorgis
GrabHitch bookings to be unavailable between 1am - 5am daily
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>mindfreck13
Well done to monopolising the taxi industry.
They must have realised that GrabHitch is cannibalising their grab sales.
Only have grab and grab taxi for night commute. Gone were the days of cheap grabshare... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 26, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>query_not_valid
Time to add on to the pile of relationship questions r/Singapore has cause why not
... |
greenapplejellybean
r/Singapore, what are you watching on Netflix (or any other channels)?
Need recommendations after bingeing on Bojack season 5. Any recommendations are welcomed!<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>HisPri
Dragon Prince,Trollhunter
And the best reality TV show, Terrace House<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>WittyKap0
>And t... |
Angryangmo
Singapore is 2nd most visited city in Asia-Pacific, 5th in the World
*Almost 14 million tourists visited Singapore in 2017, helping the country retain its position as the fifth most visited global destination out of 162 cities, and the second most visited in Asia-Pacific behind Bangkok - based on the late... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 27, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>maosumis
On the verge of another breakdown but im in the middle of a mall lol gg<SELECTED_UTTERANCE... |
dudez77
SG Twitter mocking influencers has gained the attention of the Internet
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Aimismyname
You know, we talk mad shit about influencers and how vapid it all is, but each of them do have followers in the hundreds or thousands. We as a society have just.. enabled it. Somehow enough of us still bu... |
Jammy_buttons
How should society deal with divisive laws? Discussion on marital rape provides a guide
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>merapheaus
If a wife withholds sex from her husband it is her right and she will have the full weight of the legal system behind her. However if a husband withholds money from his wife it is fin... |
harder2breathe
Why is there so much resentment towards SUSS amongst their students?
For both full time and part time students, did things change for the better after autonomous status? Considering joining next year.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>roarnoobie
it could be helpful if u could include where did u get or hear this id... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 28, 2018
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[deleted]<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
every 3 guys :)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>donthavel... |
kronograf
Ex-ST senior editor (who broke the AWARE steeplejacking saga) speaks out publicly about media backlash and 377A.
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Zantheus
With all the priest rapes being uncovered recently I'm surprised Christians still have the audacity to claim the moral high ground. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>tentacle_
Re... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 29, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>FrozenSakuya-
I might be in love <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
WHAT<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>AreYou... |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 30, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>mcchickenupsize
Srs when the going gets tough in NS how do y’all motivate yourselves
Only thing k... |
wyngit
Buddhist Fellowship on #377A
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>milnivek
Nothing against 377 or gays, but critically speaking, this letter is worded so broadly u could use it to support pedophiles.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tarothepug
How is sexual abuse consistent with compassion for others?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>dipstickk01
sorry ... |
gerbalt
TIFU by masturbating with my dads penis
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>stephschiff
TYFU by giving your mom a raging case of bacterial vaginosis. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Thizzmonk
Maybe it was his mom's ass dildo?
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>stephschiff
True, I don't know her life! <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ChiefThunderSqueak
... |
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TIFU by letting ants eat my semen
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Detector150
I've read this exact same story weeks ago.... How is this possible? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>ThomBraidy
you can predict the future <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ImAScientist_ADoctor
Ants love cum.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>EclipseGuy86
I remember readin... |
rigiied
TIFU by pretending to hunt a burglar with a Japanese kitchen knife
Mandatory this happened a few weeks ago.
I was alone at my dad's in the evening and he'd just gotten these fancy new, very very sharp Japanese knives. He specifically told me not to touch them because they were sharp. I think I may be selectiv... |
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TIFU by making my cousin think I was kidnapped
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Woobie-chan
You actually fucked up big time, which is rare in this sub. Congrats!<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>OnionGuy12
Why the hell did you just assume it was a spam call????<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>bonsiguy57
I get on average one spam call p... |
imtherandy2urmrlahey
TIFU by watching porn on a family vacation... and still having my phones audio hooked up to the bluetooth speaker in range of everyone to hear...
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Discapotato
Own up to it<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>imtherandy2urmrlahey
Can't I just pretend that it never happened???<SELECTED... |
goats_mcgee
TIFU by having a wank after getting home drunk
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>hcbrown5
30 minutes...female here...I had no clue a mans session could last that long <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>goats_mcgee
The wank itself was maybe 5-10min but the whole process of video selection took 30min or so, playing a bunch o... |
Dankestgoldenfries
TIFU by throwing out 18 pounds of meat in the Texas sun.
Hello!
Last Wednesday I cleared out the freezer. My shitty ex-roommates had left 18 pounds of cheap meat in there, and I was so preoccupied by my thoughts of “who the fuck even does that” that it wasn’t until after it was all in the bottom of ... |
SoyMalty
TIFU by trying to stay awake.
Unlike most of these posts this is happening as I write this.
Bit of background, I have been on medication for almost a month now for mental health issues and one of the side effects is insomnia. So I have had trouble sleeping and I am in high school so it takes a large toll on m... |
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TIFU by posting on Reddit
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Jobey01
Damn carful what you post I guess<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>NotSureNotRobot
*slaps roof*
This badboy can fit so many incriminating posts!<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
[deleted]<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>VodkaSalts
This is exactly why I delete my accounts e... |
Denedtheduck
TIFU By snorting menthol inhalers
Im on my phone, sorry for the format.
This happened 10 mins ago and i'm still in pain.
In Thai language class, i was really bored so my friend dared me to snort a peppermint stick. I said to my friend "fuck you bitch! You thought i wouldn't do it right?" And then i snort... |
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TIFU by not locking the bathroom door
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>kingnewswiththetruth
LISTEN TO ME! I completely tore my ACL, MCL, partially tore my PCL and Meniscus. All at 36. I’ve been a very athletic person my entire life. My knee is now better than the non tore one, and I was back playing competing... |
5leafedClover_
Tifu by forgetting I had contraband in my bag and missing my flight
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zznet
Why would a pair of handcuffs be contraband, especially a novelty pair such as these?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>cargopantspirate
I'm wondering the same.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>zznet
I do confess that I am a st... |
DrByNight
TIFU by not taking off my Apple Watch or disabling the 911 feature and accidentally called police while i was handcuffed and being spanked by my husband and the police heard me screaming.
To begin, I'm a female BDSM practitioner. I enjoy it, and I won't apologize. (Edit: That came out harsh. I'm Sorry)
My hu... |
DowntownKangaroo
TIFU By Not Answering the Door [NSFW]
Alright. I saw the story about the handcuffs so I thought I would tell my story.
So both my girlfriend and I are deaf. Well, partially deaf. We both met in a special school and have been dating for about 5 years, in case you were wondering how deaf people met. Wha... |
Red998oct
TIFU by punching my dad in a restaurant.
I'll start by saying I have a wife and two kids, and I live really far away from my mom and dad. It's been a few years since I've seen them before today, and so last month my wife made a suggestion that we take a trip down to their house for a surprise visit, which is ... |
Iwutangjuuls
TIFU by thinking my hoodie string was a parasitic anal worm
So today I was hanging out at my neighbors house just talking and getting to know each other. They're pretty chill and I really felt like this would lead to a great friendship.
After a couple hours of banter I started feeling my gate to the nethe... |
MagnifiCatholic
TIFU by almost being sex trafficked
This actually happened over the summer, when I was studying abroad in Germany. Sometime mid July. I'll also be honest up-front, I don't have proof that this was an attempted abduction, because I got away at the end. It's nevertheless clear that there were sinister mot... |
[deleted]
TIFU by also not preparing for plasma donation
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Harpylady269
Hey, guess what? You went into shock! Your body thought you were gravely wounded and bleeding out, so it plummeted your blood pressure (which gives some people intense nausea) in an effort to slow your death! Sounds l... |
stressedouthippie
TIFU by putting poisonous lilies in a common-space
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>bonghoots4dayz
The prices for the vet seem ridiculous.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>truffDPW
They are. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Xychologist
Pet insurance is vital for this exact reason; most of the time it's a small expense but somet... |
wavs101
TIFU by grinding with my girlfriend
This happened yesterday and im going to be feeling the consequences for a while.
Well, i first have to explain that my girlfriend and i dont have sex yet, we want to wait a little longer. But we do other stuff, one of them is grinding on eachother.
We are on the beach and w... |
iggysnoozes
TIFU by going to work on an empty stomach and no sleep
LTL, FTP. Format is chaotic because I’m on mobile. This happened today, etc etc.
After a sleepless night that I can only chalk up to changing my sleeping schedule for my new job, and also because I wanted to watch Seinfeld more than I wanted to sleep.... |
EddiK_
TIFU by uploading my old exams on the internet.
So this all happened in June, and I’m only writing about it now because the situation just got solved.
As the broke college student I am I found a website that offered me money for my notes about classes and old exams that I have taken, extremely simply procedure ... |
stardustgirl117
TIFU by not reading my prescription’s fine print
Alright guys.
Here is a PSA and obligatory “not today” note all wrapped up into one. This happened on Sunday, and I’m still suffering.
TL;DR at the end
Also this is on mobile, so if it looks like ass, that’s why. Sorry.
Anyways, Sunday night my frie... |
Fun_Stick
TIFU by enjoying vinegar on food in the summer
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Alexninja03
I actually feel bad for you OP. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Fun_Stick
Thanks it's disgusting lol<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Alexninja03
Also. How did you even get in the habit of using a pour spo... |
The-Go-Kid
TIFU by moving in next door to a drug dealer
I posted this in r/casualuk yesterday and it went down pretty well, and a couple of posters convinced me to post it here. Apologies if this is overkill and you've already read it! And honestly, I don't know if it qualifies as a TIFU, so I am sure the mods will dec... |
[deleted]
TIFU by telling my S/O that I thought I saw her in an adult video.
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>squidoopbloop
Maybe you can put aside your “poor me” for a moment and empathize with your SO’s reality of her privacy being violated in this public way?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>symbioterabbit
Still shitty for him. S... |
NoNaniForMe
TIFU by making a stupid decision which causes my entire family to hate me.
Just a quick warning that I am terrible at writing, but I just want to let this out. Here goes...
I'm a seventeen year old Asian and a freshmen at a Community College. So, yesterday night I called my cousin and cried to him abou... |
dogsonclouds
TIFU by presenting my naked ass doggy style to my GP
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Gnomeslime
As a nurse, this wouldn't bother me at all. Your doctor handled this poorly. Were they a newer doctor?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>BLMdidHarambe
Valium is an anti anxiety med. It’s a Benzo, not a painkiller.
Also, guar... |
DriveByFries
TIFU by throwing fries at the hotel front desk employee's car
Alt for obvious reasons. This happened a little over 13 hours ago. Let me start from the beginning, there's a lot of details to the story. Also I'd like to point out that I did not know it was a hotel employee's at the time.
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So at a... |
fakeuserisfakeaf
TIFU by getting too drunk, puking on an infant, getting into a fistfight with papa bear and getting banned for life from the best pizza place in town.
This didn't happen today, rather 2 years ago. I'm on mobile, you guys know the drill.
So while browsing this beautiful sub, I was suddenly reminded of ... |
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