[ { "source": "我饿了。", "target": "去相机家里吃……" }, { "source": "去相机家里吃……", "target": "相机今年木有回去T.T" }, { "source": "网络大实话里说的是也许你能在网络里找到你想要的友情但永远不会找到你想要的爱情", "target": "你过来我们什么关系" }, { "source": "老铁家好吃贾三不好吃", "target": "我不挑食" }, { "source": "你有翘臀啊!!!!你的脸还不够小啊?????", "target": "死鱼皮真会安慰人那不是翘臀是肥肉不!是赘肉!" }, { "source": "好羡慕原来你们那真的可以光腿", "target": "哈哈哈快到南方来" }, { "source": "哈哈哈快到南方来", "target": "哼宝宝过两天去泰国了直接不用穿都行" }, { "source": "哼宝宝过两天去泰国了直接不用穿都行", "target": "哈哈哈不用穿那给你记录下来" }, { "source": "现在就能进电视台实习?", "target": "嗯嗯,就暑假实习啊,两个月,也没有工资" }, { "source": "挺喜欢杜江的,红海行动也非常好看", "target": "看的好兴奋呢!" }, { "source": "被养的小鼠咬的啊?", "target": "嗯白养了白眼狼" }, { "source": "嗯白养了白眼狼", "target": "我想知道它的结局" }, { "source": "上厕所是别玩手机!除非他是防水的", "target": "说出你的故事" }, { "source": "话说红海真的好看!!!准备二刷了!!!但求多排场!!!", "target": "我明天二刷!" }, { "source": "我明天二刷!", "target": "必须的!上班之后可能就没空了呢~" }, { "source": "炫耀毛我回家没看到", "target": "我妈说我回家就会问电脑在哪" }, { "source": "妹妹干嘛呢?", "target": "抢手机" }, { "source": "小日子过得挺滋润啊", "target": "乐趣" }, { "source": "我约了四个人,四个人都拒绝了我去看电影,我也决定自己去看电影了哼", "target": "想我嘛" }, { "source": "想我嘛", "target": "想,特别想,走,陪我看电影去" }, { "source": "想,特别想,走,陪我看电影去", "target": "走,我们去看最新上映的猪猪侠" }, { "source": "走,我们去看最新上映的猪猪侠", "target": "哈哈哈哈,跟你一起,什么都是好看的" }, { "source": "睡一觉就好啦", "target": "你们认识?" }, { "source": "你们认识?", "target": "是啊,为何不认识" }, { "source": "是啊,为何不认识", "target": "奇怪你们杂认识的…" }, { "source": "奇怪你们杂认识的…", "target": "一起吃过饭,有共同的朋友,就认识啦,有啥奇怪的" }, { "source": "和小鬼一起吃披萨!", "target": "再加个意大利面" }, { "source": "你自动忽略邓杰颖了…", "target": "他们也都是为自己,哪个会罩着你,忽略的岂止是邓杰颖" }, { "source": "他们也都是为自己,哪个会罩着你,忽略的岂止是邓杰颖", "target": "说得好吓人" }, { "source": "晒酒窝", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "被你发现了", "target": "给你9分" }, { "source": "话说这软件叫啥?好有意思~", "target": "拼立得" }, { "source": "拼立得", "target": "还有这模版?从没看到过唉看来用的太少~" }, { "source": "晚上好,梅梅,这猫咪有点瘦", "target": "是的。" }, { "source": "现在受的苦都是当初填志愿时脑子进的水", "target": "是的,真不知道我当时怎么想的" }, { "source": "吃早点来", "target": "哪里" }, { "source": "刚想明白这包袱皮有点厚啊", "target": "那是你窜子慢" }, { "source": "那是你窜子慢", "target": "主要对这业务不大熟哈哈" }, { "source": "主要对这业务不大熟哈哈", "target": "相声演员要多知多懂" }, { "source": "相声演员要多知多懂", "target": "恩您说的对" }, { "source": "你家真有钱", "target": "从何说起?" }, { "source": "从何说起?", "target": "可以买粮" }, { "source": "可以买粮", "target": "你家的粮自己种的?" }, { "source": "这一天,图叔终于说出了他憋了二十几年的话,然后,幸福的……", "target": "和自己心爱的人生活在了一起" }, { "source": "狗毛还没沉!!!", "target": "我又被人挖老贴顶上来了" }, { "source": "右下角的小猫咪听得好认真", "target": "有故事的小猫咪" }, { "source": "欺负我不能发图是不是", "target": "没有啊这是给你个开会员的机会" }, { "source": "面试过了会公示,公示期如果有不合格是会递补的。", "target": "对呀,但是她已经体检了呀,哪来的递补。" }, { "source": "我倒不担心,我首页很多菲迷都不满那位挑事了", "target": "有卧底我感觉" }, { "source": "有卧底我感觉", "target": "这个谁知道呢,我相信大多数菲迷是有自己的主见的,做好自己就好" }, { "source": "这个谁知道呢,我相信大多数菲迷是有自己的主见的,做好自己就好", "target": "其实大多数菲迷那迷都是一心的" }, { "source": "其实大多数菲迷那迷都是一心的", "target": "这个我相信,都期待再出经典呢~" }, { "source": "群众才真实", "target": "没错不愿意承认的事实" }, { "source": "没错不愿意承认的事实", "target": "这怎么接哇真漂亮这意思对不" }, { "source": "这怎么接哇真漂亮这意思对不", "target": "标准答案是真漂亮真瘦!" }, { "source": "一别数年?", "target": "很有可能" }, { "source": "我一直在默默的关注你", "target": "整得我大早上还挺感动" }, { "source": "我告诉自己,吃饱了才有力气减肥", "target": "没错没错!我想说体院的人应该不胖吧" }, { "source": "没错没错!我想说体院的人应该不胖吧", "target": "身为每天都被叫胖子的人,我表示不服" }, { "source": "身为每天都被叫胖子的人,我表示不服", "target": "难道你是练铅球的吗" }, { "source": "看我关注的人", "target": "考研了吗???" }, { "source": "新粉求翻牌", "target": "发现二瓜" }, { "source": "发现二瓜", "target": "我这么低调都被你发现了" }, { "source": "我这么低调都被你发现了", "target": "怪我太积极了。" }, { "source": "怪我太积极了。", "target": "看出来了秒回" }, { "source": "看出来了秒回", "target": "活捉二瓜" }, { "source": "脸升过来", "target": "我比你高,是你升上来才是" }, { "source": "我比你高,是你升上来才是", "target": "你弯腰嘛!" }, { "source": "为啥不能吃萝卜皮捏?我记得我当时也没怎么忌口啊。。。?", "target": "不是忌口,是我不会做,那里做的很好吃" }, { "source": "不是忌口,是我不会做,那里做的很好吃", "target": "说得我也心痒痒的" }, { "source": "瓜皮,感慨颇深啊", "target": "瓜皮,要共勉" }, { "source": "瓜皮,要共勉", "target": "我要放弃了" }, { "source": "亲爱的会过日子啦", "target": "你今天去哪里" }, { "source": "你今天去哪里", "target": "有么有想我" }, { "source": "有么有想我", "target": "有,要不然怎么知道你不在" }, { "source": "有,要不然怎么知道你不在", "target": "外面好冷啊亲爱的" }, { "source": "外面好冷啊亲爱的", "target": "是的,多穿点,上海今天也好冷好冻手啊" }, { "source": "是的,多穿点,上海今天也好冷好冻手啊", "target": "你在干嘛呢吃啦没" }, { "source": "你在干嘛呢吃啦没", "target": "我早就吃了刚洗好,你还没有吃吧" }, { "source": "我早就吃了刚洗好,你还没有吃吧", "target": "没有阿老爸刚做好我要吃饭啦" }, { "source": "没有阿老爸刚做好我要吃饭啦", "target": "嗯多吃点,吃的饱饱的胖胖的我喜欢" }, { "source": "嗯多吃点,吃的饱饱的胖胖的我喜欢", "target": "亲爱的真好" }, { "source": "快生了?不胖啊", "target": "这种身形生男孩的概率是61.8%" }, { "source": "这种身形生男孩的概率是61.8%", "target": "俺想要闺女" }, { "source": "你要几张票?", "target": "要钱的事咱就别把它当正事行不" }, { "source": "要钱的事咱就别把它当正事行不", "target": "你想一个人进去还是跟朋友一起?" }, { "source": "魔都都不冷了?", "target": "这两天有点反常吧…估计过两天会冷下去…" }, { "source": "这两天有点反常吧…估计过两天会冷下去…", "target": "魔都人也会外滩?" }, { "source": "魔都人也会外滩?", "target": "没看懂你要问什么…" }, { "source": "没看懂你要问什么…", "target": "也会去。。。丢了一个字" }, { "source": "也会去。。。丢了一个字", "target": "只是和同学转了转…不是上海人,路过而已…喜欢这种大都市的气派…" }, { "source": "只是和同学转了转…不是上海人,路过而已…喜欢这种大都市的气派…", "target": "哎,我小厦门。。。" }, { "source": "今晚在街上,有两个女的向我问句,有个女(40多岁)的问句,很粗鲁的问,“喂,这地方怎么走!”我很有礼貌的回答,离开的时候谢谢也没说。另一个女生,年轻人,向我问路完一个劲的说谢谢。不是我玻璃心,我是觉得素质的差距真的很大。", "target": "这个与年龄无关与修养有关!" }, { "source": "这个与年龄无关与修养有关!", "target": "对,因人而异" }, { "source": "你生二胎啦?", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "粪量很重啊", "target": "哈哈,感觉特解恨!" }, { "source": "我马上有考试。。。加油么么哒", "target": "你考什么?" }, { "source": "你竟然没有黑我", "target": "看你流着血的份上。" }, { "source": "小黑妞欢迎回来喔", "target": "亲爱的几时出去" }, { "source": "亲爱的几时出去", "target": "不知道啊" }, { "source": "不知道啊", "target": "我晒得好黑啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "变美和读博(好像这两个很冲突毕竟研究生头发已经快掉光了)", "target": "早日成为热辣博士生!" }, { "source": "早日成为热辣博士生!", "target": "好厉害啊~" }, { "source": "陈学冬演的是小说中的真实表现,你看过小说吗?", "target": "高冷和呆滞是两种感觉" }, { "source": "请问你有资源吗", "target": "有,百度云给你发" }, { "source": "什么歌啊唱歌的妹子唱的歌叫什么啊。求歌名啊。", "target": "《说散就散》" }, { "source": "肯定想到我都没有去考试你要陪我噻", "target": "不干呐,好久我们直接去考经纪人嘛" }, { "source": "不干呐,好久我们直接去考经纪人嘛", "target": "没意思我就在家喂猪了" }, { "source": "没意思我就在家喂猪了", "target": "准备成养猪大户?" }, { "source": "准备成养猪大户?", "target": "够养家糊口就好了" }, { "source": "够养家糊口就好了", "target": "吹牛,这才不是你的追求" }, { "source": "上海都吃不到好吃的烤冷面", "target": "哈哈,好好找找" }, { "source": "带我吃!辣!串!", "target": "等!我!再!再!再!一!次!回!去!" }, { "source": "等!我!再!再!再!一!次!回!去!", "target": "只想给你回两个字!酷爱!" }, { "source": "如果有人对你恶语相加,我就对你说上一世情话", "target": "好呀好呀" }, { "source": "冰风如刀,风刮脸生疼", "target": "真冷" }, { "source": "你要自己留着穿吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "那我可以到时候先借给你" }, { "source": "那我可以到时候先借给你", "target": "我不要我不要" }, { "source": "没对象戏还这么多服你了", "target": "总会有的" }, { "source": "总会有的", "target": "哈哈哈心疼" }, { "source": "已经是年费会员了,怎么还要再充值才能使用这个功能", "target": "我也是很奇怪" }, { "source": "大家饿不饿?", "target": "饿炸了,,," }, { "source": "饿炸了,,,", "target": "我也是,饿的睡不着" }, { "source": "我也是,饿的睡不着", "target": "呜呜呜我想吃薯片" }, { "source": "裙子哪个色呢", "target": "粉色" }, { "source": "那么精神'能睡着吗", "target": "你吗?" }, { "source": "你吗?", "target": "可以吗" }, { "source": "红色衣服的有意思的灵魂", "target": "噢我知道了你说红衣小哥哥" }, { "source": "时间拥有一切,治愈一切", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "我在悲催加班", "target": "太可怜了。。。" }, { "source": "太可怜了。。。", "target": "求安慰" }, { "source": "怎么玩动图", "target": "下载个B612咔叽" }, { "source": "下载个B612咔叽", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我的牙齿不整齐其实心里很自卑但是脸上还是笑容这就是我最忧伤的小秘密", "target": "这层楼适合我。我的牙也不整齐照片从来不会露牙齿露嘴好几个人说过我朋友圈为什么都是没露嘴的照片。计划明年拍婚纱照的时候也绝不露出来因为太自卑了" }, { "source": "这层楼适合我。我的牙也不整齐照片从来不会露牙齿露嘴好几个人说过我朋友圈为什么都是没露嘴的照片。计划明年拍婚纱照的时候也绝不露出来因为太自卑了", "target": "拍婚纱照的时候你一定要自信点笑的更开心更灿烂" }, { "source": "我就想知道苗XX在干什么", "target": "我苗在敲架子鼓" }, { "source": "我苗在敲架子鼓", "target": "好鼓(股)" }, { "source": "同感同感吃过的所有蟹脚面沈记还是第一", "target": "想到就流口水哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有希望。读书,锻炼,必须是每天排名前三的要做的事情。", "target": "努力做到吧,挥霍太多时间" }, { "source": "我爱", "target": "来,甲你,烧护我食" }, { "source": "来,甲你,烧护我食", "target": "无敌的我" }, { "source": "无敌的我", "target": "好好,帮我劈死它们,我都被劈到不要不要的了。。。" }, { "source": "愿你-昼夜,给我哥打卡啊", "target": "捕捉哥家小可爱~" }, { "source": "我最近也!", "target": "我准备粗去玩一趟" }, { "source": "我准备粗去玩一趟", "target": "带礼物回来就行" }, { "source": "想问,粉色背心还有吗", "target": "有的" }, { "source": "情侣杯和我的一个系列~", "target": "哈哈~~有缘人咧" }, { "source": "咦~终于晒女朋友了", "target": "哟~那么晚还没睡" }, { "source": "哟~那么晚还没睡", "target": "周末" }, { "source": "周末", "target": "可以的,啊欣" }, { "source": "我的天哪装的一手好无辜", "target": "本来我也没别的意思啊我要是黑她我现在还用改变立场吗那我就一黑到底了啊........" }, { "source": "新娘子不容易啊准备瘦到90吗哈哈", "target": "105就行了我现在还110多来" }, { "source": "我有模版可惜没遇见模版一样的人", "target": "会遇到的会遇到的,当然要是遇不到的话…也不会孤独终老的" }, { "source": "会遇到的会遇到的,当然要是遇不到的话…也不会孤独终老的", "target": "你走……我二十都不到你竟然能想到孤独终老这个词……" }, { "source": "你走……我二十都不到你竟然能想到孤独终老这个词……", "target": "别害怕啊,孤独终生不可怕哈" }, { "source": "耶,买房子了所,买到哪里在?", "target": "哈哈哈,我又电磁炉" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我又电磁炉", "target": "好,到时候请你咯,请你电磁炉,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "24相了好多次,要不是别人看不起自己,要不是自己看不上别人。感觉自己找不到喜欢的人了。", "target": "我也24相亲到我都不敢发朋友圈了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,好可爱哦话说你买烤箱了吗?", "target": "并没有,用电锅蒸的哦" }, { "source": "我想你是爱我的", "target": "我猜你也舍不得" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨。。。。关关好帅⊙▽⊙", "target": "据说真人比相片还好看" }, { "source": "据说真人比相片还好看", "target": "真人应该更帅!嗯嗯,靓仔斌。。" }, { "source": "必须的,尤其是我最想在南京看我伦演唱会的,而且打算520去领证,多么有意义啊", "target": "去南京领证吗" }, { "source": "为什么这么帅,你好好说", "target": "有默契" }, { "source": "姐做的好喝", "target": "这句姐喜欢" }, { "source": "这句姐喜欢", "target": "如果做给俺喝,那绝对是美味啊,人间极品,佳肴中滴佳肴" }, { "source": "如果做给俺喝,那绝对是美味啊,人间极品,佳肴中滴佳肴", "target": "家里有蕃茄但现在姐不想做哩" }, { "source": "家里有蕃茄但现在姐不想做哩", "target": "直接吃吧,营养也可以" }, { "source": "直接吃吧,营养也可以", "target": "做汁喝营养容易吸收" }, { "source": "做汁喝营养容易吸收", "target": "你又不做" }, { "source": "你又不做", "target": "饭后姐从不做事滴" }, { "source": "饭后姐从不做事滴", "target": "真棒,养生专家哟" }, { "source": "多吃肉", "target": "吃多了.也不见胖" }, { "source": "吃多了.也不见胖", "target": "咱这想瘦都瘦不下来你让我作何感想" }, { "source": "咱这想瘦都瘦不下来你让我作何感想", "target": "我想胖.都胖不起来." }, { "source": "我想胖.都胖不起来.", "target": "啊啊啊咱俩一个为减肥愁一个为增肥愁同样都是愁可我的。。。唉〜" }, { "source": "大闸蟹", "target": "好好吃" }, { "source": "我也想知道怎么大团刷血,1+1总是空蓝。。。", "target": "不要一直1+1,没什么人掉血的时候只刷联结治疗就行,治疗祷言太费蓝了,而且如果你是血精灵就卡cd放奥数洪流,能回蓝的" }, { "source": "不要一直1+1,没什么人掉血的时候只刷联结治疗就行,治疗祷言太费蓝了,而且如果你是血精灵就卡cd放奥数洪流,能回蓝的", "target": "原来如此,我第一次知道洪流除了打断还能回蓝那请问天赋和橙装怎么点啊" }, { "source": "原来如此,我第一次知道洪流除了打断还能回蓝那请问天赋和橙装怎么点啊", "target": "橙装我不知道…我新叮的号没什么橙,但是我知道牧师没有废橙,主要看你怎么用,天赋打团本和大米是不一样的" }, { "source": "橙装我不知道…我新叮的号没什么橙,但是我知道牧师没有废橙,主要看你怎么用,天赋打团本和大米是不一样的", "target": "大佬求带飞" }, { "source": "别诱惑我,我一个人在外婆家,今天居然连电视都没信号!", "target": "...摇啊摇摇到外婆桥...想起这首儿歌了是怎么回事.." }, { "source": "...摇啊摇摇到外婆桥...想起这首儿歌了是怎么回事..", "target": "想要我说你想象力丰富还是头脑聪明还是音乐神童?" }, { "source": "姑娘是谁!", "target": "德国妞你要不" }, { "source": "德国妞你要不", "target": "语言不通!交给你了!" }, { "source": "语言不通!交给你了!", "target": "为了语言!" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺的跨年晚会表演", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "不睡觉又感慨啥了", "target": "哎,想你们那。你走了没?有空在吃个饭?" }, { "source": "哎,想你们那。你走了没?有空在吃个饭?", "target": "明晚如何?后天一早就走了" }, { "source": "明晚如何?后天一早就走了", "target": "明晚恐怕不行,有约在身。后天啥时候走?" }, { "source": "能不能安慰一下普通话没过的我", "target": "普通话难吗?后天考" }, { "source": "普通话难吗?后天考", "target": "对我而言可能比较难的~" }, { "source": "姐姐去找个高级地方吃西餐就是了阿", "target": "也不一定要西餐,但天天食堂要吃吐了,然而你觉得桂林会有那种比较正宗好一点外国菜吗" }, { "source": "谢谢学姐", "target": "差别" }, { "source": "棒棒哒斑好了我也要做一个正能量的女神", "target": "你的斑怎么好的啊?" }, { "source": "九点半才起床去上班?", "target": "是已经进去上班又下班了" }, { "source": "是已经进去上班又下班了", "target": "不会说清楚啊" }, { "source": "想赖床,没门", "target": "真的觉得周末要工作的人真的是太不容易了" }, { "source": "为何突然伤感?", "target": "因为我就要回学校了,他舍不得我" }, { "source": "你先领了证再说吧", "target": "男人第三感觉,你就是那个结婚的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你对贵妇的要求太低。贵妇人家犀利的眼线,以及奢侈的配饰哪是我能匹及的", "target": "口红很犀利" }, { "source": "口红很犀利", "target": "就是为了它才照相的,直男不懂" }, { "source": "就是为了它才照相的,直男不懂", "target": "我是弯的" }, { "source": "你确定你搭脚车去的?", "target": "不像么" }, { "source": "祝福,唉,老人健康是儿女的福气", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "谢谢亲们!如果他下了你们讲一声哦,我不知道怎么看他在不在线。他不睡,我也不睡!", "target": "现在好像没有删了。但是不知道他还上不上。" }, { "source": "现在好像没有删了。但是不知道他还上不上。", "target": "好的!我下了晚安!" }, { "source": "你很瘦", "target": "肉在看不见的地方" }, { "source": "啊?这~这~我太激动了~找机会一定得一睹芳容", "target": "不见不知道,一见吓一跳" }, { "source": "不见不知道,一见吓一跳", "target": "你未卜先知,对我了解的真清楚,我就是这种人" }, { "source": "你未卜先知,对我了解的真清楚,我就是这种人", "target": "刚刚还给你发小红花呢!难道我看错了" }, { "source": "呵呵、蓓蓓姐姐也开始过冬啦,,,武汉今天冷吗?", "target": "冷死了" }, { "source": "冻的手都开始凉了我下班啦", "target": "夜班太冷了。你在屋里面。手都不行了……" }, { "source": "夜班太冷了。你在屋里面。手都不行了……", "target": "在外面在外面屋里热" }, { "source": "在外面在外面屋里热", "target": "好辛苦。睡觉吧。我也是夜班。" }, { "source": "你爱抚的声音萌萌哒~", "target": "就是因为我不摸它它才会用爪子挠我" }, { "source": "没钱没房不能给孩子幸福的人有什么资格生孩子?", "target": "我觉得你说的对没钱=没教育(优质)=继续做没钱人(不是在歧视,说现象)" }, { "source": "噗你说我是谁", "target": "哈哈哈哈头像" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈头像", "target": "噗!想揍你" }, { "source": "噗!想揍你", "target": "摸摸头,抱抱" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "会的。" }, { "source": "你是哪个", "target": "艾特你的那个" }, { "source": "我很失策地骑了折叠,还没有伞…", "target": "哈哈,为什么听你这么一说,突然心旷神怡了不少" }, { "source": "哈哈,为什么听你这么一说,突然心旷神怡了不少", "target": "不开心说出来让你开心一下了呗" }, { "source": "你应该给人家说加十", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "有我帅么", "target": "你在说什么" }, { "source": "哪里?我还以为你睡午觉了!", "target": "大曾工作的地方。他喊我来喝咖啡聊聊天。" }, { "source": "大曾工作的地方。他喊我来喝咖啡聊聊天。", "target": "帮我坑他一顿!" }, { "source": "帮我坑他一顿!", "target": "已坑。其实我觉得曾哥变了很多了。" }, { "source": "已坑。其实我觉得曾哥变了很多了。", "target": "变得“豪”起来了?!" }, { "source": "变得“豪”起来了?!", "target": "似乎是这样?" }, { "source": "似乎是这样?", "target": "代我坑他千百遍!" }, { "source": "你开心就好,我愿意洒。", "target": "暖哭" }, { "source": "暖哭", "target": "暖哭我" }, { "source": "我的一个道姑朋友,额还有一个,还不是因为你长得不好看。。。。", "target": "我觉得这层楼可以上热门" }, { "source": "寒假!一定要去!", "target": "哈哈哈哈好的呢" }, { "source": "养猫了???!!!", "target": "我也想啊我小姨家的" }, { "source": "我也想啊我小姨家的", "target": "想撸" }, { "source": "想撸", "target": "啊我学校附近开了一家猫咖啡馆,好多喵咪,来撸呀" }, { "source": "啊我学校附近开了一家猫咖啡馆,好多喵咪,来撸呀", "target": "下次来快活" }, { "source": "我养的仓鼠!呵呵呵!我觉得是豚鼠的缩小版!", "target": "仓鼠敢不敢拿出来抱啊、不怕它逃走吗动作超级快" }, { "source": "仓鼠敢不敢拿出来抱啊、不怕它逃走吗动作超级快", "target": "可以放在手里玩啦!跑了就抓!呵呵呵!" }, { "source": "亲爱的,咋啦你?来〜跟俺说说!", "target": "没事,淡淡忧桑…。你都要去北京了,再见得多难啊,这会跟胖子坐着呢。" }, { "source": "没事,淡淡忧桑…。你都要去北京了,再见得多难啊,这会跟胖子坐着呢。", "target": "不难〜随时来找我玩!亲〜让胖子请你吃好吃的!" }, { "source": "吃自己的饭让他们说去吧", "target": "你中午怎么吃的?" }, { "source": "买书,买参考材料,毕竟读的是大专,再不努力就真的没救了", "target": "专科可以升本科呀最后一年考试。" }, { "source": "昨天这场大雪你怎么解释", "target": "意料之外的相遇。" }, { "source": "期待赵丽颖", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "我妈做菜从来只追求煮熟", "target": "也不失为一种营养的传统的烹饪方法" }, { "source": "为什么我看睡着了", "target": "我看唐人街探案睡着了。看这部倒是全程紧张…" }, { "source": "我看唐人街探案睡着了。看这部倒是全程紧张…", "target": "就是脑浆有点吓人" }, { "source": "刺猬很可爱!以前别人送了只没养,味儿太大!", "target": "是很可爱但是非常臭" }, { "source": "是很可爱但是非常臭", "target": "是啊,没办法养" }, { "source": "是啊,没办法养", "target": "那个怎么养哦不会扎手吗" }, { "source": "那个怎么养哦不会扎手吗", "target": "不会" }, { "source": "你都不叫我", "target": "你来呀来呀" }, { "source": "你来呀来呀", "target": "你在哪我这就去" }, { "source": "你在哪我这就去", "target": "我在宿舍现在。" }, { "source": "我在宿舍现在。", "target": "你来啊我在我们宿舍" }, { "source": "你来啊我在我们宿舍", "target": "我同学在,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我同学在,嘿嘿", "target": "你来看看我" }, { "source": "做啥梦了?", "target": "录取啦~~" }, { "source": "录取啦~~", "target": "研究生?" }, { "source": "研究生?", "target": "额老弟研究生这次与我无缘了" }, { "source": "我们去老地方打麻将吧", "target": "我们还是不和你们一起哈" }, { "source": "我们还是不和你们一起哈", "target": "那你们去哪里" }, { "source": "那你们去哪里", "target": "回来啊" }, { "source": "回来啊", "target": "啊!" }, { "source": "我看到了蓝色小内内宽儿哥", "target": "这个称跟镜面似的" }, { "source": "这个称跟镜面似的", "target": "这是个神器的称" }, { "source": "这是个神器的称", "target": "是的宽宽下次拍照记得穿裤子" }, { "source": "从过了年看了几十部电影了", "target": "指路人呀,我得按着你的单子找" }, { "source": "指路人呀,我得按着你的单子找", "target": "都是我喜欢的片子" }, { "source": "脚那么丑还要照", "target": "那你别看呗" }, { "source": "那你别看呗", "target": "怪我咯" }, { "source": "要睡觉没有人陪,所以发啊", "target": "发的时候也不考虑下我们饿的人" }, { "source": "发的时候也不考虑下我们饿的人", "target": "哈哈,你下吃什么啊" }, { "source": "哈哈,你下吃什么啊", "target": "减肥,不吃" }, { "source": "我们那个吃东西你打算怎样", "target": "是啊,就是问你想怎么样啦!" }, { "source": "我预计过段时间会印一些准备中元会的时候用哈。你不急,到时候我印多一些,拿些与你便是。", "target": "若是有意的小伙伴想一起印的话我们也阔以一起印。咱们都AA" }, { "source": "若是有意的小伙伴想一起印的话我们也阔以一起印。咱们都AA", "target": "到时候再说吧,我是要印些的" }, { "source": "过年喜庆", "target": "有点年味" }, { "source": "很简单啊,出3,他出9,我出10,他出A,我出2,他不要,我出对子", "target": "出3不要,你出5,我出9,你出2就输了,你出10或者Q,我出A,这样你就剩10或者Q了必输好好审题别犟" }, { "source": "喜欢对象", "target": "是有过几个不错对象?" }, { "source": "哦是的你也没看懂我的意思…我们所说的是这种行为残忍过分OK?别和在我这里继续争论每个人都有每个人的想法你既然和我们一样都是看到报道的就别弄的自己像当事人一样!再见!不送", "target": "刚啊怂什么啊," }, { "source": "刚啊怂什么啊,", "target": "我怂了?你是小学没毕业还是什么?别逗我了" }, { "source": "我怂了?你是小学没毕业还是什么?别逗我了", "target": "我也怂一波,你别回我了再见不送小学生哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我在何厝的小超市或者商店都买不到剪刀菜刀,大超市没去不知道", "target": "很多店面都关了一礼拜了" }, { "source": "还发说说感冒早睡的人都几点了", "target": "哈哈,睡不着" }, { "source": "哈哈,睡不着", "target": "看电视" }, { "source": "看电视", "target": "看你" }, { "source": "学校有你爱的人。你有待下去的理由。哈哈", "target": "有理由可是木有毅力" }, { "source": "宋奶奶", "target": "不是她是另外一个老师太可怕了" }, { "source": "新年快乐!", "target": "嗯嗯,新年快乐哈" }, { "source": "妹纸们早~昨晚那二货飘到几点来着?", "target": "你昨天几点撤的" }, { "source": "你昨天几点撤的", "target": "一点半吧……" }, { "source": "哇。你女朋友呀?", "target": "显然不是,转发有隐情" }, { "source": "学姐中午有空赏脸一起吃个饭吗?", "target": "学妹邀请,肯定有空" }, { "source": "哈哈。。。亲,你快乐吗?我很快乐。", "target": "你就是这样的人!" }, { "source": "你就是这样的人!", "target": "不明白你说什么呢。" }, { "source": "我要上死了,记得帮我收尸", "target": "我也刚刚上课" }, { "source": "请教:如果医院不能掌控节奏,那被医闹一方掌控节奏造成的影响怎么办?该怎么避免?", "target": "综合部到底考虑的角度不一样" }, { "source": "综合部到底考虑的角度不一样", "target": "哈哈哈哈,我也算是做这个的啊" }, { "source": "感冒了,难受。。。", "target": "要多喝热水,衣服多穿点,感冒别加重了才好" }, { "source": "要多喝热水,衣服多穿点,感冒别加重了才好", "target": "嗯嗯,你也是,别跟我一样哦,难受。。。" }, { "source": "电梯还没好啊", "target": "六号晚上好的,你的壳好像到了" }, { "source": "黑裙子女生求介绍", "target": "名花有主了,应该早一点的" }, { "source": "都有什么好玩的哇", "target": "没啥好玩的、一点儿意思都没有" }, { "source": "没啥好玩的、一点儿意思都没有", "target": "那跟沈阳差不多,还是大连好" }, { "source": "那跟沈阳差不多,还是大连好", "target": "嗯呐、大连比这地儿好多了" }, { "source": "缘分很奇妙,我相信你会碰到那个他", "target": "碰到也只是个错误…" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "大衣啊够厚得了!", "target": "我看你是没穿秋裤吧" }, { "source": "我看你是没穿秋裤吧", "target": "真穿了!" }, { "source": "真穿了!", "target": "那我也不知道了" }, { "source": "你辣么瘦", "target": "貌似你也很瘦" }, { "source": "我教我老婆化妆", "target": "看来你是追到了啊" }, { "source": "吃的饭别看内容就评了", "target": "是呢,很走心,很感动" }, { "source": "是呢,很走心,很感动", "target": "小宝!说呢好!未来最重要!" }, { "source": "大唐职校,向学霸致敬", "target": "痛神啥时候回恩施过年呀" }, { "source": "痛神啥时候回恩施过年呀", "target": "恩施???真的我是恩施人哦" }, { "source": "恩施???真的我是恩施人哦", "target": "嗯嗯利川人" }, { "source": "嗯嗯利川人", "target": "哇塞跟我好近啊我才知道哎" }, { "source": "毕业回四川不?", "target": "回!!!!!!必须回啊" }, { "source": "替我尝下奥灶面和苏州花园的奶酪包", "target": "我的妈呀都在哪啊!!" }, { "source": "我还没女朋友哦", "target": "是不哦" }, { "source": "水果好吃嘛", "target": "能代购吗" }, { "source": "胶袋座好萌", "target": "还有剪刀和钉书器可爱瞎了" }, { "source": "懒人叶,好好拍戏,不要偷懒,再怎么想我们也要忍住,知道不", "target": "默默。。二叔不出来乃就不来冒泡" }, { "source": "我反对保留实体键。", "target": "讲讲原因" }, { "source": "讲讲原因", "target": "保留实体键的原因?" }, { "source": "保留实体键的原因?", "target": "嗯你刚刚说反对保留的讲讲原因呗我觉得实体很好用啊" }, { "source": "辟邪么", "target": "不是,选美" }, { "source": "学校很冷吗", "target": "冷的我满屋子跳!" }, { "source": "特拉沃尔塔还是超有味道的", "target": "他有点老是那个味儿" }, { "source": "一起吧", "target": "几时" }, { "source": "几时", "target": "星期几都得" }, { "source": "星期几都得", "target": "哪剪" }, { "source": "我爱你!哈哈哈", "target": "哼哼~" }, { "source": "各位大佬微单的话索尼6300和富士xt20哪个更好一些呀", "target": "XT20" }, { "source": "XT20", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "诗诗310生日快乐", "target": "唯一一个好人" }, { "source": "唯一一个好人", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我心地善良" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我心地善良", "target": "哭唧唧" }, { "source": "第一张眼睛都肿了", "target": "睡的太早了" }, { "source": "打算带羽绒服或大衣…毕竟瘦子怕冷…", "target": "确定20度的中午穿羽绒服?" }, { "source": "确定20度的中午穿羽绒服?", "target": "干嘛要一直穿着。。。。" }, { "source": "干嘛要一直穿着。。。。", "target": "好的,看你直播脱衣服。" }, { "source": "孩怕", "target": "感觉过得好累" }, { "source": "感觉过得好累", "target": "我现在上班就差不洗脸了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "晚安。有卷毛的郑郑郑~", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "你是自由行的吗?价格是多少呀", "target": "5000不到保机票和住宿!" }, { "source": "5000不到保机票和住宿!", "target": "五星海景吗?我没有假向订4月一号的团,价格和国庆一样的价" }, { "source": "五星海景吗?我没有假向订4月一号的团,价格和国庆一样的价", "target": "房间好大。有海景。多钱啊你定?" }, { "source": "迟早要换的,只是对卡做一次升级,可以继续用原来的套餐", "target": "我被换了的。啊啊啊啊,难道我被坑啦。" }, { "source": "杂糅太多反而摸不到主题了是吗", "target": "不是,故事编不好" }, { "source": "还敢笑一会儿去找我爸混饭,包包什么都没带,连给画个妆的机会都不给,一会儿说不准还能见到前一段粑粑提的那个帅哥可是今天我不美怎么办", "target": "你是有对象的人!请自重" }, { "source": "你是有对象的人!请自重", "target": "还没怎么样呢你就开始向着他了" }, { "source": "四点多还没睡啊", "target": "那会刚弄完" }, { "source": "那会刚弄完", "target": "跪给你了,快点睡觉吧" }, { "source": "跪给你了,快点睡觉吧", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "祝你好运", "target": "没啥好运啦就是告诉他一下,他也就听一下" }, { "source": "没啥好运啦就是告诉他一下,他也就听一下", "target": "有好运总是好的嘛" }, { "source": "一句贴心问候就能让我喜出望外", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "我的大宝贝要回来啦", "target": "加油,哈哈哈,找不到我的楼(时代)" }, { "source": "加油,哈哈哈,找不到我的楼(时代)", "target": "正在努力" }, { "source": "水果比较吸引我", "target": "有白雪蜜" }, { "source": "学生写的周记?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈周女神你好勇敢。。。。", "target": "我觉得我这已经不是勇敢了……这是赤果果的玩一把就死的心态啊……" }, { "source": "闲得无聊中", "target": "还真的好闲~不过,文采好好" }, { "source": "还真的好闲~不过,文采好好", "target": "的确" }, { "source": "的确", "target": "的确什么?" }, { "source": "的确什么?", "target": "。。你好笨啊" }, { "source": "知乎上的评价给我感觉比较客观,有理有据,就是答案都写得太长了,看着有点费劲", "target": "哈哈哈哈是的看起来很有道理的赶脚" }, { "source": "这句子……你语文老师是谁呀?", "target": "说真的,是你没理解他字面下的意义" }, { "source": "说真的,是你没理解他字面下的意义", "target": "我理解了谢谢!但理解不等于句子没问题~" }, { "source": "我理解了谢谢!但理解不等于句子没问题~", "target": "其实不要纠结语言,本来就是方便我们的工具" }, { "source": "其实不要纠结语言,本来就是方便我们的工具", "target": "不要自以为是,你所谓的工具正在吞噬概念和阻碍思维逻辑。" }, { "source": "过了本命年就好了", "target": "嗯嗯~好运降临" }, { "source": "能不能换个身材正常的模特拍", "target": "大叔上次请了试衣模特,就是身材正常的" }, { "source": "大叔上次请了试衣模特,就是身材正常的", "target": "试衣模特也只是在直播的时候,虽然芒岁很精灵,毕竟衣服是做给大众穿的。很明显大叔现在的款式不再是人穿衣服,而是衣服穿人了……以前总是不用犹豫就想买下所有款,现在却是挑不出一件想买的。" }, { "source": "试衣模特也只是在直播的时候,虽然芒岁很精灵,毕竟衣服是做给大众穿的。很明显大叔现在的款式不再是人穿衣服,而是衣服穿人了……以前总是不用犹豫就想买下所有款,现在却是挑不出一件想买的。", "target": "嗯,我也一件都没买,我是觉得质量不太好,所以只能等鞋子" }, { "source": "神奇不神奇我头像换了这么久他那就是不变", "target": "我也没发现你换头像了居然" }, { "source": "一直很感谢能够有你陪在我的身边只因为是你爱你老婆", "target": "其实可以不用每天都表白哦" }, { "source": "其实可以不用每天都表白哦", "target": "嘻嘻忍不住" }, { "source": "这么多年还是觉得王子最帅", "target": "有眼光" }, { "source": "燎泡,,,第一次见打出来的这个词。哈哈", "target": "我悲剧了。真心的没法出门了" }, { "source": "我悲剧了。真心的没法出门了", "target": "喝水喝水喝水,吃药吃药吃药" }, { "source": "喝水喝水喝水,吃药吃药吃药", "target": "我咋梦见你了?…梦见你复习的可好" }, { "source": "我咋梦见你了?…梦见你复习的可好", "target": "必须祝你美梦成真呀亲!!!" }, { "source": "感慨了,过程总让人无耐,回首却很美好", "target": "是的,回来不会每天遇到那么多新鲜事咯" }, { "source": "博主辛苦了", "target": "除了去看看她,不知道能为她做什么" }, { "source": "继续深造喽", "target": "会的,心有不甘" }, { "source": "好傲娇的猫", "target": "喂了一天才肯抱" }, { "source": "社长,我有个考虑很久的问题,为什么社长的头像一直是诺一呢?霓娜的您也该放放,您这不是偏心吧", "target": "霓娜是女孩纸脸皮薄不能经常抛头露面" }, { "source": "小丁你好今晚1024等你~", "target": "害羞" }, { "source": "双眼皮", "target": "高高鼻子好帅有没有" }, { "source": "高高鼻子好帅有没有", "target": "还可以,不过比你帅" }, { "source": "还可以,不过比你帅", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "是的!", "target": "你晚上吃夜宵吗" }, { "source": "你晚上吃夜宵吗", "target": "吃什么呀?" }, { "source": "吃什么呀?", "target": "问你啊" }, { "source": "问你啊", "target": "把我最好滴爱留给你" }, { "source": "家人不理解最难受。", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "开学约啊!!去找你玩", "target": "我开学一周了!约约约!!都没有人找我玩" }, { "source": "你在愤怒些啥子嘛", "target": "哦,村长,借下你桌子哈!" }, { "source": "哦,村长,借下你桌子哈!", "target": "厂借" }, { "source": "你给我点了没有", "target": "点了" }, { "source": "我的专用表情", "target": "好吧。。。" }, { "source": "好吧。。。", "target": "天好热" }, { "source": "天天盗我的照片", "target": "你的就是我的,我的还是我的" }, { "source": "你的就是我的,我的还是我的", "target": "什么人呢" }, { "source": "什么人呢", "target": "聪明人" }, { "source": "喜欢你啊", "target": "表白吗?我会不好意思的" }, { "source": "表白吗?我会不好意思的", "target": "你就说你干不干嘛" }, { "source": "午安,", "target": "下午好呀" }, { "source": "还是享受在路上的感觉吧", "target": "包括绝对的痛苦嘛" }, { "source": "大半夜的去江边", "target": "心烦啊" }, { "source": "我耳朵总感觉里面有声音就是说不上来诶", "target": "嗯对啊难受" }, { "source": "车怎么还被人砸了呢人都穷疯了太损了没什么大事吧", "target": "都好几天了没啥事" }, { "source": "学医救不了", "target": "救人就行" }, { "source": "救人就行", "target": "救不了人心" }, { "source": "宝宝你要走啦!!", "target": "今晚寝室最后一晚" }, { "source": "擀饺子皮谁不会啊,有本事你包啊", "target": "但是我会啊" }, { "source": "前排安利二荆条辣椒", "target": "这是啥??。" }, { "source": "这是啥??。", "target": "四川一种味道很香的辣椒,特别好吃" }, { "source": "都散了吧,给亮哥点空间让他自己处理吧", "target": "好坏都是别人的家事" }, { "source": "怎么一听到礼服~~后面总是觉得会跟蒙面侠咧?!话说真的大了蛮多的!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,大家都这么说" }, { "source": "你猪实力", "target": "实力作死" }, { "source": "你值周倒是安逸", "target": "我天天在老师眼皮底下,不能玩" }, { "source": "我天天在老师眼皮底下,不能玩", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,我能" }, { "source": "PUMA的板鞋就挺好看的", "target": "我看了,我这里差不多随处就能看到一双" }, { "source": "我看了,我这里差不多随处就能看到一双", "target": "但是确实很百搭" }, { "source": "你开始慢慢进入正轨了,自己开话题吧!我支持你!", "target": "慢慢来,需要基础" }, { "source": "慢慢来,需要基础", "target": "话题要培养!" }, { "source": "话题要培养!", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "东西还没买齐啊?", "target": "才开始买哦" }, { "source": "伤不起的大姨妈呀。", "target": "对啊,不过就算是吃药来的也要好好养着,明后天都有聚餐" }, { "source": "对啊,不过就算是吃药来的也要好好养着,明后天都有聚餐", "target": "恩恩好好养着哈" }, { "source": "不回我消息忙着p照片了原来", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这都被你发现了" }, { "source": "信息对抗技术???也不知道对抗啥", "target": "据辅导员说我们可是要进军工企业的" }, { "source": "这个人是我们这边的,听说好像是她朋友用她的身份证去开过房后来她男友知道后就怀疑她出轨了,她多次解释但她男友仍不相信,只好已死来证明清白,听说是凌晨三四点跳的江。我希望大家不要再过多的议论她尊重逝者吧希望她在另一个世界过的好", "target": "事实不是这样,你不想议论还是把这条删了吧" }, { "source": "事实不是这样,你不想议论还是把这条删了吧", "target": "哦?那按你说事实是什么样的呢??" }, { "source": "腿真长~", "target": "那可不" }, { "source": "恭喜顺利到地儿", "target": "还要公交" }, { "source": "还要公交", "target": "慢慢晃荡,不急不急" }, { "source": "慢慢晃荡,不急不急", "target": "咋能不急呢" }, { "source": "咋能不急呢", "target": "司机急么?" }, { "source": "司机急么?", "target": "司机狂奔呢" }, { "source": "司机狂奔呢", "target": "他比你还急" }, { "source": "他比你还急", "target": "都要下班呐" }, { "source": "我只服你的魅力", "target": "关键人长的帅没招哦" }, { "source": "关键人长的帅没招哦", "target": "就服你这点" }, { "source": "好想好想遇见你三年没见就想看看你现在的模样啊", "target": "人模狗样" }, { "source": "小金哥过去了哇", "target": "就是,你也过来耍呀" }, { "source": "你好我想知道你说第二阶段完之后要继续吃素那么面条啊鸡蛋之类的可以吃吗我还想包全素的馄饨呢", "target": "我说的吃素就是吃素菜,主食包括面条馄饨啥的含碳水化合物的东西最后三天之后再开始逐渐加量摄入~" }, { "source": "老气横秋讲一些人家看不懂的话", "target": "少来你怎么会看不懂我们就是老气横秋二人组啊么么哒" }, { "source": "少来你怎么会看不懂我们就是老气横秋二人组啊么么哒", "target": "屁别扯上我我可年轻无极限看不起你" }, { "source": "有毅力!", "target": "你那么晚还不睡啊" }, { "source": "注意形象", "target": "“亲爱滴你吃了好多呀好厉害”这样吗?" }, { "source": "“亲爱滴你吃了好多呀好厉害”这样吗?", "target": "还是刚刚的感觉好" }, { "source": "新年快乐宝宝还是把秋裤穿了吧", "target": "准备直接穿毛裤" }, { "source": "准备直接穿毛裤", "target": "花棉裤打底裤黑色" }, { "source": "女人洗好等我回去~", "target": "怎么可以大庭广众的调戏我们莫莫" }, { "source": "怎么可以大庭广众的调戏我们莫莫", "target": "俊俊也来。" }, { "source": "俊俊也来。", "target": "不用不用" }, { "source": "我感觉我高数提高要再学一次了然而内心十分平静", "target": "在学一次?不会啦肯定会过的" }, { "source": "你个坏银", "target": "嘿嘿嘿我不懂呀我不懂!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿我不懂呀我不懂!", "target": "你少来哈哈" }, { "source": "当你遇到一个不讲道理的女票又不忍心吵架时,你会发现沉默挺好的", "target": "讲道理,如果说自己女朋友无理取闹,当初为什么又要追她呢?其实并不矛盾。" }, { "source": "开一个不保真的团,不介意的买嘛", "target": "或许这有这样我才买得到" }, { "source": "卡哇伊的袜子", "target": "嘿嘿,我还有猫爪的~" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,我还有猫爪的~", "target": "你怎么可以这么萌。揉" }, { "source": "谢网红", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "你好", "target": "啥时候回来" }, { "source": "啥时候回来", "target": "回来了现在在家" }, { "source": "雷女士你是最棒的", "target": "唉与人为善不该嘲笑你们" }, { "source": "唉与人为善不该嘲笑你们", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈顿悟了吗" }, { "source": "去送请柬啊?", "target": "拜年外。。顺便请帖刚好带去。。" }, { "source": "拜年外。。顺便请帖刚好带去。。", "target": "哪里拜年啊噶早啊" }, { "source": "哪里拜年啊噶早啊", "target": "客户那里外。。" }, { "source": "走跟我一起回", "target": "你找到工作了,我回去投奔你" }, { "source": "人生就是一场自己与自己的较量:我们要做的,无非就是让积极打败消极,让快乐打败忧郁,让勤奋打败懒惰,让坚强打败脆弱。共享之", "target": "相信熙熙攘攘" }, { "source": "看看穿九分裤光着脚的你就不冷了", "target": "你见我了?" }, { "source": "有什么问题欢迎来找知心姐姐~哈哈哈", "target": "你这是在打广告吗" }, { "source": "你笑起来很好看,希望你以后每天都这么开心", "target": "恩呢,我也觉得他笑的样子很帅" }, { "source": "恩呢,我也觉得他笑的样子很帅", "target": "嗯呢,今晚大结局特帅" }, { "source": "偶一直以为偶是为火锅而生的呢", "target": "火锅为你而生滴〜" }, { "source": "火锅为你而生滴〜", "target": "哈哈哈,它可历史比偶悠久多了哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,它可历史比偶悠久多了哈", "target": "一直等你〜" }, { "source": "一直等你〜", "target": "这样哇,好吧" }, { "source": "刚和男朋友分手了,不能和好的那种", "target": "所以也不知道在想什么" }, { "source": "我的天,你在说你自己么", "target": "我说真的呢" }, { "source": "你的座位也太边了吧,感觉在山顶看", "target": "就是山顶位" }, { "source": "早睡注意身体爱你陈赫", "target": "哈哈,绝了。" }, { "source": "想当年你都舍不得送一张", "target": "你现在要吗" }, { "source": "赞我上热评,赞我的16年发财,回复我的16年天降横财", "target": "说啥了?" }, { "source": "我看看我裤子掉没", "target": "没有下一个" }, { "source": "不想做销售,可是工作离不开销售", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "踢球受伤是家常便饭啦", "target": "看不顺眼他受伤!平时都不怎么运动呀他。只是因为新一爱足球" }, { "source": "还记得想当年小虎队有本《法老王的咒语》", "target": "对对对..." }, { "source": "我也要讨论作品!", "target": "讨论讨论!!!奶爸这么晚还不睡!" }, { "source": "讨论讨论!!!奶爸这么晚还不睡!", "target": "赶要给你们的稿子呀……" }, { "source": "赶要给你们的稿子呀……", "target": "并不相信,你是在倒腾变形金刚吧" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "听着睡着的~" }, { "source": "我从惨哥家买了这次新出的袜子,一言难尽。", "target": "我也是!买了两次,次次扎心,再也不买了" }, { "source": "屋里小八连狠下心也是萌萌哒", "target": "小8真的超级可爱" }, { "source": "小8真的超级可爱", "target": "即使p社只发他一句歌词也是萌萌哒好喜欢" }, { "source": "即使p社只发他一句歌词也是萌萌哒好喜欢", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "老赵你啥时候写个瘦金体呢", "target": "不会" }, { "source": "你在急几上班", "target": "门诊。。。" }, { "source": "这么飘逸的女纸是谁?", "target": "敲黑板!" }, { "source": "敲黑板!", "target": "不明白什么意思" }, { "source": "不明白什么意思", "target": "敲黑板让你看重点!重点不是这个飘逸的女子好么!" }, { "source": "希望暑假能约到小曹!等我滴小曹", "target": "沃我有朋友跟你是一个学校的" }, { "source": "红果果的的晒幸福", "target": "嘎嘎,你也会有这么一天滴" }, { "source": "嘎嘎,你也会有这么一天滴", "target": "希望那天还是晚点来吧,我养不起。" }, { "source": "希望那天还是晚点来吧,我养不起。", "target": "到时候就知道了" }, { "source": "我先报名,到时候我得抱抱可爱的小宝宝", "target": "欢迎欢迎" }, { "source": "晚了吗", "target": "哇塞" }, { "source": "孩子,亲爱的孩子,今天有没有哭", "target": "你疯了吧" }, { "source": "你疯了吧", "target": "唉,以后不要自己三更半夜流眼泪了,我们心疼" }, { "source": "48岁快乐", "target": "36" }, { "source": "36", "target": "我闹呢" }, { "source": "找到同胞了,我175你有木有穿高跟鞋", "target": "没有没有。。我去北京玩穿高跟鞋不得累死我" }, { "source": "没有没有。。我去北京玩穿高跟鞋不得累死我", "target": "哈哈哈那伦儿应该不到185可是他上快本的时候觉得他好高啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那伦儿应该不到185可是他上快本的时候觉得他好高啊", "target": "那些男艺人都比较矮你懂的" }, { "source": "冒着雨去打了饭。。。", "target": "你离食堂那么近,我好远啊" }, { "source": "你离食堂那么近,我好远啊", "target": "...从主教回25栋楼下,然后走去服务大楼。。。。你哪里远了。。。" }, { "source": "...从主教回25栋楼下,然后走去服务大楼。。。。你哪里远了。。。", "target": "好吧,那么喜欢服务大楼呀。你是要上课的孩纸,我没课,天天宅实验室呢" }, { "source": "好吧,那么喜欢服务大楼呀。你是要上课的孩纸,我没课,天天宅实验室呢", "target": "个人感觉服务大楼比九、十的饭好吃...我先吃饭哈" }, { "source": "个人感觉服务大楼比九、十的饭好吃...我先吃饭哈", "target": "要不直播下,我说不定就饱了" }, { "source": "美人鱼里面我没看见他呀", "target": "被骗了呀,里面只有他的CD封面的镜头,出现大概1秒,不过冲着他帮忙宣传的份上也就不在意了。" }, { "source": "睡你", "target": "不好意思我感觉和你一样" }, { "source": "什么样的水土生出了这么美的人", "target": "东北" }, { "source": "亲,我早就考了,考试加油", "target": "没办法,普通高中就是这样艰苦" }, { "source": "没办法,普通高中就是这样艰苦", "target": "考个好成绩~加油" }, { "source": "考个好成绩~加油", "target": "亲,今天才考了三科.好累,我会尽力的" }, { "source": "亲,今天才考了三科.好累,我会尽力的", "target": "我这里的都好简单,但是还是很有压力的考完了,你继续努力,再接再厉" }, { "source": "我呢,其实是刚刚看完书,正准备睡了呢", "target": "晚安啦" }, { "source": "晚安啦", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "男孩的话妈妈就是越来越丑", "target": "自己都看不下去了,我的青春啊" }, { "source": "北京天气怎么样", "target": "冷。干。" }, { "source": "每日打卡,是在鞭策自己吗?", "target": "每天完成一千嘛" }, { "source": "不能祝别个一路顺风。满点送风吹的毛看见克大。", "target": "还有国一学法?那祝福什么?" }, { "source": "还有国一学法?那祝福什么?", "target": "祝一路平安。" }, { "source": "我爱你?晚安", "target": "晚安!" }, { "source": "雷佳音最扣", "target": "我皮肤最好" }, { "source": "我皮肤最好", "target": "你这个大渣男" }, { "source": "我比较想吃你手上的雪糕", "target": "我就是雪糕呢,来吃我吧来吃我吧" }, { "source": "橄榄吧或者黄桃,反光也看不清", "target": "不是橄榄,不知道是不是黄桃,因为黄桃平时吃的是成熟的啊,这个是幼崽" }, { "source": "无拘无束敢做敢当任性", "target": "是的,超爱这样的个性" }, { "source": "是的,超爱这样的个性", "target": "痞子中的绅士" }, { "source": "痞子中的绅士", "target": "哈哈,对" }, { "source": "土也是风格呀,同理老干妈。大部分人可是没有审美的,不信你挨家挨户看看家装?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈讨厌我家就土" }, { "source": "好人一生平安为这位外卖小哥鼓掌", "target": "善良的人一定会被这世间温柔以待的" }, { "source": "早点睡", "target": "我想跟你一起睡" }, { "source": "我想跟你一起睡", "target": "吓得我手机都砸脸上了" }, { "source": "红衣是皆喜?", "target": "是哈" }, { "source": "是哈", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "时间?地点?什么的干活?", "target": "在老家,还没找!!!急啊" }, { "source": "在老家,还没找!!!急啊", "target": "我想打一个月工赚一部手机" }, { "source": "我想打一个月工赚一部手机", "target": "一千多?" }, { "source": "一千多?", "target": "随便赚多少,打发时间" }, { "source": "你觉得今天广州的天气会中暑么昨天晚上都是被冻醒的。", "target": "我开空调盖棉被" }, { "source": "我开空调盖棉被", "target": "我空调风扇都没有开就开了一扇窗就冷死惹" }, { "source": "来给你表白呢", "target": "不要男生。。" }, { "source": "想知道扬禾洗一卷135要几钱", "target": "会员好像80台币的" }, { "source": "会员好像80台币的", "target": "那真的很实惠~好谢谢你" }, { "source": "暖气依然不足。。。你的照片颜色不太对。。。", "target": "你冷不冷啊?我早上起来巨热--然后跟平时一样去开窗,结果哗啦一下被冷空气打了一巴掌" }, { "source": "你冷不冷啊?我早上起来巨热--然后跟平时一样去开窗,结果哗啦一下被冷空气打了一巴掌", "target": "汉子不怕冷" }, { "source": "汉子不怕冷", "target": "晚上吃了啥?" }, { "source": "晚上吃了啥?", "target": "能跟你说我中午去吃了呷哺嘛。。。咖喱锅,吃到三点,然后喝了一杯奶茶,饱饱地刚回来~" }, { "source": "能跟你说我中午去吃了呷哺嘛。。。咖喱锅,吃到三点,然后喝了一杯奶茶,饱饱地刚回来~", "target": "好幸福~~~但是只有祝福没有嫉妒啦~~~你吃什么我才回嫉妒呢" }, { "source": "我觉得巧克力好苦", "target": "那是你没吃到甜的" }, { "source": "那是你没吃到甜的", "target": "我不喜欢吃甜的" }, { "source": "都在酒里歪哥有时间见个面嘛", "target": "好啊,我也很久没见你了,过年回来吧,说了几年了,都没见到你" }, { "source": "!速速报上名来,想我行走江湖多年,终于有人看出了我的破绽", "target": "那是他们辣鸡我可是小仙女,当然能一针见血了" }, { "source": "那是他们辣鸡我可是小仙女,当然能一针见血了", "target": "!没想到见到族人了,握爪。我们都是勋鹿家最美小仙女一族" }, { "source": "暖气在没有寒冷的夜晚", "target": "没有暖气伤不起~" }, { "source": "你竟然想拍漫威DC的!!!我屯了装备都约不到摄影!!!", "target": "你准备怎么拍?我准备了小闪电和女侠的装备" }, { "source": "最近在干嘛呀?", "target": "木知" }, { "source": "木知", "target": "我离家出走了。。。" }, { "source": "我离家出走了。。。", "target": "走的好!表回去了!自生自灭多好!" }, { "source": "走的好!表回去了!自生自灭多好!", "target": "哎...你不懂的...等我找到工作了再来找你" }, { "source": "哎...你不懂的...等我找到工作了再来找你", "target": "找我玩嘛?我档期好满的~" }, { "source": "那么多要打你,,,,而我只想说要保险不?", "target": "你给我买好不好" }, { "source": "周六啊,怎么了", "target": "妥妥的,妹子一定有啤酒炸鸡。" }, { "source": "妥妥的,妹子一定有啤酒炸鸡。", "target": "那要不来呢?" }, { "source": "那要不来呢?", "target": "必须来,哥已经在深圳凯宾斯基定好房了,妹子你必须来" }, { "source": "必须来,哥已经在深圳凯宾斯基定好房了,妹子你必须来", "target": "那么,一起吧!" }, { "source": "那么,一起吧!", "target": "喔了,妹妹哥等你,边看球边喝酒。" }, { "source": "下次走那种光明正大的路。。。", "target": "姐姐,那么宽的高速公路还不是光明正大" }, { "source": "你说心软是好事吗", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "好足料的包!", "target": "没错!" }, { "source": "安!为啥!你狗的不过节了?", "target": "一个在电影院哭连个抹眼泪的人都没有我受不了" }, { "source": "一个在电影院哭连个抹眼泪的人都没有我受不了", "target": "要不我吃点亏带包纸帮你抹?你请我个电影票就行了~" }, { "source": "要不我吃点亏带包纸帮你抹?你请我个电影票就行了~", "target": "哈哈哈。。。你可能哭得比我还凶我觉得" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。。。你可能哭得比我还凶我觉得", "target": "不得!我看到你哭我就笑了~哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "小婆婆", "target": "哈哈自我激励!!" }, { "source": "哈哈自我激励!!", "target": "棒棒哒,你也在找工作了?" }, { "source": "棒棒哒,你也在找工作了?", "target": "还没!这学期还有课!!你找好没?" }, { "source": "嘴怎么这么好看捕捉到一个跟我一样熬夜的你~早点睡啦!", "target": "睡了睡了" }, { "source": "预测右边那盆要挂,3周内", "target": "为什么?那怎么办呀?" }, { "source": "多大了,看个电影听个小说能让你感慨万千", "target": "是呢,实际年龄30,心理年龄也就15吧" }, { "source": "小哥哥声音真好听", "target": "肯定上次快本唱歌被赞所以找回了自信心花儿与少年还心酸说自己唱歌不好听" }, { "source": "女神居然屏蔽我没爱了", "target": "屏蔽你?!" }, { "source": "你居然认证了", "target": "刚认证不久" }, { "source": "刚认证不久", "target": "我不知道啥时候能认证" }, { "source": "我不知道啥时候能认证", "target": "是不是要认证情感博主,这个很难认证" }, { "source": "是不是要认证情感博主,这个很难认证", "target": "对啊没事" }, { "source": "对啊没事", "target": "这个是机器人认证,比较麻烦" }, { "source": "我吃五分钟,油已凝固", "target": "你又在看我的赞" }, { "source": "中秋爆乐", "target": "谢谢,同乐" }, { "source": "天气真好啊", "target": "今天,你唱歌加油噢" }, { "source": "怎么木有染红色......", "target": "还没蒸呢" }, { "source": "还没蒸呢", "target": "明白了。。。。好久没做都忘了工序了" }, { "source": "哈哈,贵阳有星巴哦?早餐不错!", "target": "瓶装的有…我姐给力哈" }, { "source": "好美的霉霉", "target": "好挂住你啊,敏敏师姐" }, { "source": "伤城是不是快男时候", "target": "是个人单曲" }, { "source": "是个人单曲", "target": "太暴露年龄了" }, { "source": "妹纸你在准备考研吗?", "target": "是呀,考研党" }, { "source": "水里看不到我的眼睛。", "target": "说走咱就走,你有我有全都有哇" }, { "source": "说走咱就走,你有我有全都有哇", "target": "我回来啦,,哥粗线木有" }, { "source": "现在聚餐?", "target": "以前发送失败的。。。" }, { "source": "冒昧问一句,实力到底在哪", "target": "冒昧问一句,你们这么喜欢啥破风尚奖把我们年专还回来我们把这个给你们怎么样" }, { "source": "生日快乐,新年快乐", "target": "谢谢,新年快乐啊" }, { "source": "今天值班啊", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "烤小豆腐是什么东西", "target": "豆腐捏小块然后风干几天等有微臭就用炭火烤特别特别好吃" }, { "source": "帮我分析下。为什么我找不到女朋友。", "target": "单身狗的原因很多,丑丑丑丑丑" }, { "source": "单身狗的原因很多,丑丑丑丑丑", "target": "别这么说实话。" }, { "source": "穿一件带一件", "target": "这是个忧伤的季节,想当初在学校,都没有这个季节" }, { "source": "这是个忧伤的季节,想当初在学校,都没有这个季节", "target": "呆在屋子里~不要出门了" }, { "source": "这盘你又买哪个队", "target": "英国!但是法国要强点" }, { "source": "英国!但是法国要强点", "target": "哈哈我也支持英格兰。" }, { "source": "做春秋白日大头梦吗在", "target": "我这是美好的愿望!!" }, { "source": "头发好长啦", "target": "对呀对呀" }, { "source": "我中午订的外卖,下午5点给我送过来,外卖小哥,够安全了吧", "target": "你能想象吗,迟送了三个小时的外卖大哥直接扔楼道口然后打了个电话走了。没人看管的楼下楼道口,我跑到楼下看到地上的外卖瑟瑟发抖。像捡了一份饭" }, { "source": "卿思瑟瑟发抖", "target": "卿思坑好玩不卿涛真的太冷了,我要去串串门" }, { "source": "卿思坑好玩不卿涛真的太冷了,我要去串串门", "target": "好玩" }, { "source": "你的头像一次比一次雷了", "target": "你是多久没看过了" }, { "source": "你是多久没看过了", "target": "我看过,只是一直没说你,今天正好顺便吐槽了" }, { "source": "我看过,只是一直没说你,今天正好顺便吐槽了", "target": "……慢慢等签证吧~" }, { "source": "……慢慢等签证吧~", "target": "嗯。。记得帮我签到。。。" }, { "source": "am1:55大家珍惜流量珍惜肝你们都会有最美好人生晚安噢", "target": "这楼的大家今晚都好梦" }, { "source": "这楼的大家今晚都好梦", "target": "精壮美男子,求翻牌!" }, { "source": "每天都有好心情", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "你没看到是不仅要律,还关乎律的程度吗,你弟的", "target": "我现在有程度好么" }, { "source": "馀生有你足矣", "target": "傻居居" }, { "source": "辛辛苦苦减了一个月的肥,一顿又回到解放前", "target": "娃儿胎里面养大点生出来壮点好带不要限制" }, { "source": "娃儿胎里面养大点生出来壮点好带不要限制", "target": "没得刻意我仅自己开心拉随意成长~" }, { "source": "没得刻意我仅自己开心拉随意成长~", "target": "摸摸晚上见" }, { "source": "我希望下期的标题是:亮出你们没有滤镜没有ps没有美图原相机照的照片吧。", "target": "你觉得会有人发????" }, { "source": "你觉得会有人发????", "target": "你不得带头吗" }, { "source": "易烊千玺,未来可期", "target": "期待一个易烊千玺的未来" }, { "source": "我们早把塔给推上高地拆水晶了", "target": "然后这样都给人反拆?" }, { "source": "因为太久无找苏医生了", "target": "倍你多D时间同条女恩爱" }, { "source": "倍你多D时间同条女恩爱", "target": "好明显是你同条仔恩爱不找我!" }, { "source": "你是怎么拍到的…………我家的一丁点声响就一骨碌爬起来了……", "target": "是不是性格问题。还是不信任你?" }, { "source": "居然能把铁板带到公司,32个赞", "target": "这塑料盒迷惑了你" }, { "source": "别抱怨", "target": "不抱怨,我就说说" }, { "source": "不抱怨,我就说说", "target": "主要还是看自己" }, { "source": "什么时候默默学的英语这么标准哈哈", "target": "偷偷学的" }, { "source": "女神", "target": "还差点" }, { "source": "还差点", "target": "可以了,女神" }, { "source": "喜欢你的小酒窝", "target": "哇被你发现啦" }, { "source": "我的电话是苹果6,怎么能给你", "target": "太贵了哈哈" }, { "source": "今年20,三年单身,是不是遇不到对的人了", "target": "不知道你在着急什么我23也没有啊" }, { "source": "不知道你在着急什么我23也没有啊", "target": "三年没恋爱了" }, { "source": "三年没恋爱了", "target": "不好意思,我没谈过,只失恋过" }, { "source": "不好意思,我没谈过,只失恋过", "target": "心疼你" }, { "source": "心疼你", "target": "挺好的啊,我一点都不着急" }, { "source": "我好想你~最近总做噩梦", "target": "哎呀.那么想我...我也想你...昨晚我也做噩梦了" }, { "source": "哎呀.那么想我...我也想你...昨晚我也做噩梦了", "target": "你做什么噩梦?我梦到我煮汤竟然煮坏了没得喝" }, { "source": "默默的放一张照片", "target": "不想见你" }, { "source": "不想见你", "target": "咱俩得半年多没见了。早点睡吧哥" }, { "source": "我最可爱", "target": "臭不要脸" }, { "source": "生日快乐哦", "target": "多谢啦,但是其实昨天不是我生日欸。8月22是农历的," }, { "source": "姐姐,当老师是不是特别辛苦哈哈", "target": "但是好幸福哦" }, { "source": "你同学真会说话了", "target": "哈哈你也是说了" }, { "source": "哈哈你也是说了", "target": "看的我在家开心的" }, { "source": "看的我在家开心的", "target": "别这样又不是看不见天天一起耍的了" }, { "source": "毕业了,最遗憾的就是什么都过了,。。好烦啊。、、", "target": "这话说的好欠揍" }, { "source": "这话说的好欠揍", "target": "没办法,任性啊" }, { "source": "我只能报名杂工了", "target": "杂工很好" }, { "source": "哈哈,拿四十二的拖鞋扇他三十七的大脸…!", "target": "脸也够大的呀。。。" }, { "source": "蕾丝好看!!!", "target": "我也超爱蕾丝嘻嘻" }, { "source": "能不能注意点", "target": "注意什么呀" }, { "source": "注意什么呀", "target": "注意你的形象" }, { "source": "注意你的形象", "target": "不用注意,没形象" }, { "source": "不用注意,没形象", "target": "那你还怎么找对象" }, { "source": "那你还怎么找对象", "target": "不告诉你" }, { "source": "不告诉你", "target": "是已经找到了" }, { "source": "我连吃饭都不行,不能坐。", "target": "这么严重住院了吗" }, { "source": "我西北汉子见到雪天欢脱的神似一条哈士奇", "target": "羡慕了想回家玩雪" }, { "source": "你喜欢男二么。。。", "target": "嗯……不喜欢那种类型的。不过说实话,我觉得男二挺好的,感觉最后那个婚前偷吃的戏有点加得很生硬啊……" }, { "source": "嗯……不喜欢那种类型的。不过说实话,我觉得男二挺好的,感觉最后那个婚前偷吃的戏有点加得很生硬啊……", "target": "回错了。。。我想说你喜欢男一么。。。。。。。那个是不太好" }, { "source": "回错了。。。我想说你喜欢男一么。。。。。。。那个是不太好", "target": "男一多可爱,而且他爱程又青比程又青爱他多,我觉得这样才会幸福" }, { "source": "男一多可爱,而且他爱程又青比程又青爱他多,我觉得这样才会幸福", "target": "其实男一不错,但是我忍不了他说话的感觉" }, { "source": "阳春34月出游吧!", "target": "4月底雅思''''考完咱就走" }, { "source": "4月底雅思''''考完咱就走", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "耳坠真好看", "target": "被人追着夸,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "被人追着夸,哈哈哈", "target": "这下开心了吧" }, { "source": "我说前几天眼睛咋老睁不开,原来熏的啊", "target": "我眼睛疼了好几天" }, { "source": "你看到了我的秘密", "target": "哈哈,没有啊" }, { "source": "哈哈,没有啊", "target": "好吧那就好说" }, { "source": "猫哥看见仇人了", "target": "看见二鬼子了!" }, { "source": "看见二鬼子了!", "target": "在这我要谢谢猫哥回复我" }, { "source": "大晚上的,吃死你啊", "target": "游泳完太饿不吃不行啊" }, { "source": "游泳完太饿不吃不行啊", "target": "其实我也饿了。。。" }, { "source": "我用收费的洗衣机和你换独卫", "target": "收费的洗衣机。。。4块钱一桶,夏天洗一件也是4块。。。干嘛不去抢" }, { "source": "收费的洗衣机。。。4块钱一桶,夏天洗一件也是4块。。。干嘛不去抢", "target": "可以一天换好几件衣服,一节课换一件这样算起来每件衣服的平均洗涤价格就降下来了" }, { "source": "什么信息啊?我昨天给你短信你都没回啊~", "target": "不会吧难道是我手机出问题了我那大学伴伴也是说我给她发的短信也没收到" }, { "source": "不会吧难道是我手机出问题了我那大学伴伴也是说我给她发的短信也没收到", "target": "有可能,我是真没收到!" }, { "source": "酷就免了吧兄弟,不要搞事", "target": "那不是一般的酷炫" }, { "source": "那不是一般的酷炫", "target": "那是,一般的酷怎么能那么肥,你懂的" }, { "source": "男神我跟你说你再这样我就更难找到男朋友啦", "target": "男神把其他男生都赶走了,只剩他一个独霸天下我们唯一的景仰" }, { "source": "男神把其他男生都赶走了,只剩他一个独霸天下我们唯一的景仰", "target": "主要是未来就会希望男朋友也能这样体贴哈哈哈现实中应该很少吧" }, { "source": "主要是未来就会希望男朋友也能这样体贴哈哈哈现实中应该很少吧", "target": "鬼知道呢" }, { "source": "鬼知道呢", "target": "估计鬼都不知道了" }, { "source": "有领养意向吗?", "target": "宠物快递送过来?" }, { "source": "宠物快递送过来?", "target": "你在哪儿" }, { "source": "晚安。", "target": "加油就好" }, { "source": "小白第一次,老万第一次,让我缓缓,啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "激动惨了吧?我的羡慕脸" }, { "source": "还早呢,来不?", "target": "外滩银亿吗" }, { "source": "外滩银亿吗", "target": "你几个人啊?" }, { "source": "你几个人啊?", "target": "一人" }, { "source": "来来来,回来了彬哥请客", "target": "为什么不是你请客呢" }, { "source": "为什么不是你请客呢", "target": "因为我是扣粒粒,嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "早早餐不吃可不好", "target": "起晚了" }, { "source": "男哥你居然吓我一跳以为你有新恋情了", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "龚教官,好帅嘞。", "target": "好帅好帅" }, { "source": "可以开班赚钱了,棒", "target": "还行吧" }, { "source": "下雪,我这艳阳高照", "target": "地方不一样嘛!" }, { "source": "打不到", "target": "叫二狗子打你" }, { "source": "叫二狗子打你", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "苗侨伟!!正好看了直播", "target": "哪里有直播?" }, { "source": "潇洒哥广大谦友想老薛了,快快召唤老薛回来。我们在等,一直在等。", "target": "一直在等呢" }, { "source": "一起!三斤还好啦。", "target": "好的~脸大了" }, { "source": "好的~脸大了", "target": "我瘦了两斤" }, { "source": "年年有今日,岁岁有今朝", "target": "后天我们就能呼吸同样的空气了" }, { "source": "后天我们就能呼吸同样的空气了", "target": "我的通知界面突然改了,我非常不适应……" }, { "source": "有钱任性", "target": "偶尔得对自己好点嘛" }, { "source": "为什么你自己总是在那条缝那里看不清再重新拍一个", "target": "没办法那里有个柱子" }, { "source": "没办法那里有个柱子", "target": "你们是单位表演节目吗" }, { "source": "你们是单位表演节目吗", "target": "不是就是在学" }, { "source": "不是就是在学", "target": "你还挺有天赋的" }, { "source": "你还挺有天赋的", "target": "不是啦断断续续都学了三年" }, { "source": "表白热巴!!!", "target": "超棒" }, { "source": "就我一个人觉得菠菜苦吗...", "target": "不是甜的吗" }, { "source": "因为男人的思想永远是女人选择跟男人睡一个房,就不是正经女,所以行为………", "target": "难道不是,你和别的男的睡一起是为了聊天吗?" }, { "source": "难道不是,你和别的男的睡一起是为了聊天吗?", "target": "万一是一起看电视呢" }, { "source": "占一碰", "target": "都说了是前男友球球了不要再提了" }, { "source": "都说了是前男友球球了不要再提了", "target": "好不提了" }, { "source": "好不提了", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "快秋了", "target": "怎么啊" }, { "source": "你到底有多有钱啊", "target": "还行还行" }, { "source": "你依旧那么萌萌哒", "target": "木办法我心依旧" }, { "source": "我只想知道,你选了什么", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "来学校了?", "target": "还给你们带了粽子,可惜就华哥在。" }, { "source": "还给你们带了粽子,可惜就华哥在。", "target": "亲爱死你了。" }, { "source": "交了作业姥爷就回去了", "target": "反正姥爷很生气" }, { "source": "去上海干嘛呀", "target": "出差。" }, { "source": "新来的小伙伴么", "target": "寄养的看它脸特想揍它" }, { "source": "都四月了,还在下雪?", "target": "去年下到六月" }, { "source": "去年下到六月", "target": "可怕呀。我怕冷。" }, { "source": "看到第11页就要崩溃了,现在处于放弃玩耍阶段", "target": "我本来想7。30到图书馆的。。到现在才起来。。" }, { "source": "我本来想7。30到图书馆的。。到现在才起来。。", "target": "我昨天看了一半,刚醒再看剩下的" }, { "source": "我昨天看了一半,刚醒再看剩下的", "target": "嗯。我现在还在上课。12点半还有课。烦躁啊" }, { "source": "==我妈也是昨天生日!!!", "target": "可惜咱俩不一个年龄~" }, { "source": "可惜咱俩不一个年龄~", "target": "啊哈--" }, { "source": "你不对我实施一下人道主义援助?", "target": "我只对人实施这个援助" }, { "source": "我只对人实施这个援助", "target": "不是你嫌弃我非主流的时候了?" }, { "source": "不是你嫌弃我非主流的时候了?", "target": "你非主流用不着我嫌弃大家都看在眼里" }, { "source": "我喜欢幽灵里他的造型!可是剧情吧,也许是我看的那版翻译有问题有两次给我看睡着了主君我也喜欢,对不起我爱你经典下面准备看一号国道", "target": "哦,这个我还没看过,看完告我好看不" }, { "source": "就不告诉你是小冰,你拿我怎么样?啦啦啦~", "target": "不告诉就不告诉呗~得瑟啥" }, { "source": "不告诉就不告诉呗~得瑟啥", "target": "...然后呢" }, { "source": "...然后呢", "target": "然后就没有然后了…" }, { "source": "我也好累", "target": "我在回学校的路上" }, { "source": "为什么要戴口罩啊", "target": "起痘,刮风,刮土,合三为一" }, { "source": "已关注。最近天冷了", "target": "冷死人了" }, { "source": "冷死人了", "target": "多穿点衣服。" }, { "source": "刚才去你们学校感觉置身于高中", "target": "哇你来怎么不告诉我,请你吃东西啊" }, { "source": "哇你来怎么不告诉我,请你吃东西啊", "target": "我陪别人去拿东西的你们可能午睡时间学校里静悄悄都没人" }, { "source": "我陪别人去拿东西的你们可能午睡时间学校里静悄悄都没人", "target": "学校是不是超级小和希高差不多不过也有好处哈哈哈" }, { "source": "学校是不是超级小和希高差不多不过也有好处哈哈哈", "target": "是有点。" }, { "source": "几时过来找我啊", "target": "我明天去惠州开同学会,明天下午你有空吗" }, { "source": "我会一直记着你,实现你的希望", "target": "你会记得我就像我一直会记得你一样" }, { "source": "你会记得我就像我一直会记得你一样", "target": "非要我把那首歌翻出来你存在我深深的脑海里" }, { "source": "凹造型辛苦了", "target": "哈哈哈是" }, { "source": "易烊千玺", "target": "这张吼吼看啊" }, { "source": "这张吼吼看啊", "target": "千玺那张不好看" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊!好可爱呀!!!我爱长颈鹿!!!", "target": "不然你以为我摸啥啊?南非魔马酒庄出品,我觉得算是性价比很高的入门酒吧,我买的这四瓶分别是不同葡萄酿制。" }, { "source": "快回来上班", "target": "好嘞" }, { "source": "我没办法想象那两个女孩会多难过", "target": "怎么办?" }, { "source": "呵呵社长上个月玩消失这个月又开始了真心不懂男生", "target": "我也是。异地这么久了,第一次闹冷战,不理我。我都不知道我们到底是分手了还是没分" }, { "source": "我也是。异地这么久了,第一次闹冷战,不理我。我都不知道我们到底是分手了还是没分", "target": "你是闹冷战我是莫名其妙前一天还好好的然后就开始失联今天已经第四天了" }, { "source": "你是闹冷战我是莫名其妙前一天还好好的然后就开始失联今天已经第四天了", "target": "之前玩消失是什么原因?" }, { "source": "之前玩消失是什么原因?", "target": "说是生意上失败压力太大这回回老家了又玩消失了我都不知道啥情况给他打电话要么挂了要么就不接也没有回复我都不懂" }, { "source": "说是生意上失败压力太大这回回老家了又玩消失了我都不知道啥情况给他打电话要么挂了要么就不接也没有回复我都不懂", "target": "可能是工作压力太大太大了,想一个人待待?" }, { "source": "可能是工作压力太大太大了,想一个人待待?", "target": "我也不知道找不到人联系不到我都不知道要怎么办了" }, { "source": "我也不知道找不到人联系不到我都不知道要怎么办了", "target": "我也觉得这种等人联系真的最烦了。不管怎样也不能不联系呀,可能男生女生想法确实不一样吧" }, { "source": "我也觉得这种等人联系真的最烦了。不管怎样也不能不联系呀,可能男生女生想法确实不一样吧", "target": "不懂第一次遇到这种人遇到这种事儿心太累了每天晚上想着想着就哭可又有什么用呢" }, { "source": "社会我兔姐,人狠话不多", "target": "我是你琪哥!!兔子已成为过去" }, { "source": "我是你琪哥!!兔子已成为过去", "target": "可我一直都认为你是兔子" }, { "source": "可我一直都认为你是兔子", "target": "现在你可以改观了" }, { "source": "“俄罗斯送葬吹这个有什么用?这是山东。”", "target": "行,都听组织安排" }, { "source": "用赶面杖赶赶,要不然得疼几天", "target": "擀面杖。哪里有嘛…" }, { "source": "擀面杖。哪里有嘛…", "target": "你家没有啊?不过会很疼的,我当初贴了几天膏药才好。。。" }, { "source": "你家没有啊?不过会很疼的,我当初贴了几天膏药才好。。。", "target": "额…估计是睡姿不正确导致的。" }, { "source": "额…估计是睡姿不正确导致的。", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "悲催啊…" }, { "source": "悲催啊…", "target": "这几点你回头的时候上半身就一起转吧,哈哈,跟木乃伊似的" }, { "source": "离开错的人", "target": "才会遇到对的人" }, { "source": "才会遇到对的人", "target": "你会很感谢自己离开他" }, { "source": "你会很感谢自己离开他", "target": "是的有道理" }, { "source": "二货,敢不敢回我个", "target": "首先我不是二货,其次人家不是回你了嘛嘤嘤嘤" }, { "source": "首先我不是二货,其次人家不是回你了嘛嘤嘤嘤", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈还嘤嘤嘤" }, { "source": "这下待你长发及腰时,就可以嫁了!", "target": "额额!这句话听着咋那么怪呢?" }, { "source": "你这个屋里脏的不是一般化哈!", "target": "就那个样子!你给我收拾嘛!" }, { "source": "就那个样子!你给我收拾嘛!", "target": "呸!!" }, { "source": "呸!!", "target": "我反呸两口!" }, { "source": "你要等到什嘛时候呀", "target": "早了哪!" }, { "source": "早了哪!", "target": "等我回去吧,这样我就可以参加啦~" }, { "source": "等我回去吧,这样我就可以参加啦~", "target": "肯定来得及!" }, { "source": "天天英语水平很好哦!!", "target": "六级考了n次很一般啊" }, { "source": "六级考了n次很一般啊", "target": "下一次就过了!!" }, { "source": "下一次就过了!!", "target": "28号好像又能查了" }, { "source": "28号好像又能查了", "target": "可以的可以的!淡定~过了请吃饭!" }, { "source": "充了话费了,可以给你投票了,虽然不能投很多,但我会尽最大的努力,只求问心无愧就好", "target": "我手机为什么不行哦。" }, { "source": "我手机为什么不行哦。", "target": "怎么会啊,联通还是移动的阿" }, { "source": "怎么会啊,联通还是移动的阿", "target": "移动的。" }, { "source": "我的连牌子都不知道,我爹买啥东西的赠品可是当时真的当宝", "target": "还得藏着,然后初三买了手机,被班主任叫家长" }, { "source": "还得藏着,然后初三买了手机,被班主任叫家长", "target": "不知道因为手机的事挨过多少骂,都是回忆" }, { "source": "灯泡会说话了", "target": "啥!" }, { "source": "你会想我想到发疯", "target": "具体点" }, { "source": "具体点", "target": "那是心里最深刻滴秘密……" }, { "source": "这个妹子哪来的", "target": "偷来的" }, { "source": "你嫂子中毒了非这个不买我怎么劝也劝不住最后就买了幸亏有合约看起来还是比较划算了等于机器是2500买的", "target": "我的4700" }, { "source": "我的4700", "target": "入了个联通合约正好不准备用移动了" }, { "source": "入了个联通合约正好不准备用移动了", "target": "其实这手机挺好用的,字大屏大看时间长了眼睛不疼,至于笔嘛,留给会写字的用吧" }, { "source": "组队,一个人。", "target": "走啊,一起" }, { "source": "走啊,一起", "target": "你也是一个人吗?" }, { "source": "我昨天还在给室友推荐这个游戏!", "target": "你也再耍哇确实好游戏呢!" }, { "source": "经过磨炼我都没脾气了", "target": "不知能不能等到我和病人吵架的那一天" }, { "source": "不知能不能等到我和病人吵架的那一天", "target": "吵架会扣钱的" }, { "source": "吵架会扣钱的", "target": "本来就没钱不怕" }, { "source": "本来就没钱不怕", "target": "好好上班" }, { "source": "通宵打到三四点....会进医院???那....我打到六点再睡,可能不会进医院。赐教了", "target": "熬夜对身体不好!一定要通宵啊年轻人!!!" }, { "source": "熬夜对身体不好!一定要通宵啊年轻人!!!", "target": "呵呵,告诉你别熬夜了,别通宵了,去睡觉吧!对手机不好,懂?" }, { "source": "呵呵,告诉你别熬夜了,别通宵了,去睡觉吧!对手机不好,懂?", "target": "咋地欺负我不是会员发不了表情包吗!!!" }, { "source": "姐姐,舍不得你", "target": "经常回来的" }, { "source": "游啊游啊我却快忘了你,甚至你和我的距离。唱起来", "target": "唱不来这首啦" }, { "source": "唱不来这首啦", "target": "哈哈哈,学一下呢,好听" }, { "source": "听说你今天比新郎还帅", "target": "新郎最帅" }, { "source": "新郎最帅", "target": "不,亲爱的你最帅" }, { "source": "今天班主任来我们这儿了。。。", "target": "干啥去了?" }, { "source": "干啥去了?", "target": "一个讲座" }, { "source": "一个讲座", "target": "啥讲座?请你吃饭了么?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈好好好我明天考试,早睡早睡", "target": "这才对嘛毕竟要考试的人了" }, { "source": "你们现在是在???", "target": "刚上车了,还没出成都市" }, { "source": "生活多滋润", "target": "等你放假回家带我们飞~" }, { "source": "老哥保重身体", "target": "保重" }, { "source": "我在用流量", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "洗衣机冰箱啊啊啊啊啊啊啊家里刚装修完", "target": ",肯定有" }, { "source": ",肯定有", "target": "多占地!多气派!哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "谢谢小迷糊期待丁泽仁", "target": "真的很期待" }, { "source": "时间太短了啊!上午刚过去都有点陌生了!", "target": "你是跟路陌生吧" }, { "source": "你是跟路陌生吧", "target": "不是,跟以前不一样了。感觉这是到别人家做客。就觉得不一样。奇怪。" }, { "source": "我们也需要你,回来吧", "target": "不太可能" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "早上好,兔子," }, { "source": "身材有进步--", "target": "咳咳〜哪里哪里" }, { "source": "爱就一个字,我只说一次", "target": "哲迷来了" }, { "source": "口水……等我回来我们再去吃", "target": "要得,必须的" }, { "source": "我胖了十斤到底谁悲剧", "target": "轻轻松松减下来" }, { "source": "我从宁波。", "target": "十九号见" }, { "source": "肩膀上的衣服印", "target": "你但怕看错咯,我回来就不穿背心" }, { "source": "你但怕看错咯,我回来就不穿背心", "target": "但是以前的还在呀,真的是我瞎了吗" }, { "source": "但是以前的还在呀,真的是我瞎了吗", "target": "看错咯,那是灯光效果哦" }, { "source": "看错咯,那是灯光效果哦", "target": "灯……灯光效果…好吧" }, { "source": "早啊,大哥,这么早去哪啊", "target": "去上班!现在下班了!" }, { "source": "去上班!现在下班了!", "target": "我也刚刚下班" }, { "source": "我也刚刚下班", "target": "好有缘哦" }, { "source": "好有缘哦", "target": "还有一件有缘的,我今天听说你也有盘腿睡觉的习惯?" }, { "source": "还有一件有缘的,我今天听说你也有盘腿睡觉的习惯?", "target": "谁啊。谁啊。可不是我" }, { "source": "一帘幽梦", "target": "那我去睡觉了" }, { "source": "再选一个更好的学校【语重心长认真的长辈试围笑】", "target": "是式不是试" }, { "source": "15号想出去玩,这天气情况,去哪好?", "target": "水上乐园" }, { "source": "求你吧头像换了好不好,我坐飞机过去给你送纸", "target": "这个头像咋了" }, { "source": "这个头像咋了", "target": "不恐怖吗" }, { "source": "多扫钱!", "target": "打个电话不就知道啦" }, { "source": "打个电话不就知道啦", "target": "怎么才能让别人觉得我是老手啊,不想别人认为我是第一次打这个电话啊" }, { "source": "你啥时候还养猫了", "target": "都X了" }, { "source": "今天好累哦,不过好开心哦。你推荐推荐哪里好玩,哪里好吃?", "target": "玉龙雪山一定要去喔!" }, { "source": "玉龙雪山一定要去喔!", "target": "后天去。" }, { "source": "脸瘦了", "target": "让思婷帮我修了" }, { "source": "让思婷帮我修了", "target": "嘿嘿,你得画啊~" }, { "source": "我说心有灵犀呢你又不得相信我", "target": "这会相信了么" }, { "source": "这会相信了么", "target": "我高兴了" }, { "source": "不管谁咋地,就只心疼楚乔一人", "target": "里外不是人,太强求" }, { "source": "有两本书没按时还给图书馆,,,,", "target": "这是额外剧情?" }, { "source": "老梁你来山西啦", "target": "是啊,等着接我" }, { "source": "是啊,等着接我", "target": "山西下雨了巨冷" }, { "source": "你笑这么开心,你考完了?", "target": "明天上午" }, { "source": "明天上午", "target": "来份烤冷面冷静一下" }, { "source": "来份烤冷面冷静一下", "target": "好,彭老板来一份,不要洋葱" }, { "source": "我不跟你同龄哎", "target": "都是七十年代的人。" }, { "source": "站名上边不是有写“今年年底正式更名为广州塔站”吗?", "target": "哈,我竟然没有看到" }, { "source": "我爸才是花瓶…逗乐都很少,大部分时候只能看看那张脸", "target": "大花瓶" }, { "source": "你在追哪一步", "target": "吸血鬼日记,你给在看?" }, { "source": "吸血鬼日记,你给在看?", "target": "在看呢,我是等个两三集一起看" }, { "source": "求童照", "target": "没有诶" }, { "source": "包个馄饨就能兴奋成这样,平时是有多不会干活。。", "target": "以前做饭不包馄饨" }, { "source": "祝你玩的开心哦,张家界超赞的!", "target": "要和你一起吃欧记才是正事" }, { "source": "要和你一起吃欧记才是正事", "target": "那必须!等你从湖南回来的!" }, { "source": "祝你平安哦哦祝你平安~", "target": "为什么是两个哦!?" }, { "source": "火车票好贵哦", "target": "比飞机还贵呢" }, { "source": "我想知道你是哪个小编", "target": "默默无名的小编" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "早安,班长" }, { "source": "和小孩子在一起会变的越来越年轻", "target": "吃饭了木有啊" }, { "source": "吃饭了木有啊", "target": "我正准备吃" }, { "source": "我正准备吃", "target": "别人给你带过来?" }, { "source": "别人给你带过来?", "target": "今天自己去吃的" }, { "source": "幸福是自己寻找的,过程可能会很辛苦,但是不要忘了欣赏路边的风景哦", "target": "一直在路上" }, { "source": "你来吧。我们这32、、已经热死了", "target": "去你那?干嘛?和你一起在宅在山里修道吗?" }, { "source": "苟厕所没带烟怕不是更容易凉…", "target": "嗯,烟一般至少带两个。" }, { "source": "不化妆好看", "target": "人家只是打了粉底画了个眉嘛" }, { "source": "想你就来叫你", "target": "去看你" }, { "source": "去看你", "target": "人呢" }, { "source": "人呢", "target": "来啦啊" }, { "source": "分手应该体面谁都不该说抱歉", "target": "听不出来哪首歌" }, { "source": "我是乖小孩", "target": "你们是不是强制规定的呀" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "有水印" }, { "source": "有水印", "target": "已私你啦" }, { "source": "结婚了哇", "target": "还没有,拍照去了" }, { "source": "还没有,拍照去了", "target": "哇塞那就快了" }, { "source": "哇塞那就快了", "target": "到时候来不来" }, { "source": "不好意思,我不太记得了。月饼不知是外婆家还是楼外楼,记不太清了。小小一个的酒红色的有桂花酒味的,如果搞错了另一家实在不好意思。", "target": "我觉得杭州本地比较好吃的月饼只有采芝斋的榨菜鲜肉月饼,天天都有卖,不过下午比较早就卖完不做了。杭州本身也没别的传统月饼款式,要么苏要么广,顶多就是正常水平。绿豆糕,定胜糕之类才是当地特产。" }, { "source": "我觉得杭州本地比较好吃的月饼只有采芝斋的榨菜鲜肉月饼,天天都有卖,不过下午比较早就卖完不做了。杭州本身也没别的传统月饼款式,要么苏要么广,顶多就是正常水平。绿豆糕,定胜糕之类才是当地特产。", "target": "什么绿豆糕芝麻糕核桃酥,几乎是全国各地的特产,因为每家当地特产店里,几乎都有这些……" }, { "source": "我现在闲的蛋疼", "target": "要不要来找我耍" }, { "source": "要不要来找我耍", "target": "像我这月光族我得骗点钱呢呀" }, { "source": "像我这月光族我得骗点钱呢呀", "target": "新晋诈骗犯" }, { "source": "裤子的选择有待改善~~但整体还不错,主页君应该来张合影嘛.", "target": "你怎么不来支持我" }, { "source": "你怎么不来支持我", "target": "你又没吼~" }, { "source": "我能表白吗", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "虎摸莎姐,我也好累不过要努力!", "target": "三儿你太累了最近,干大事呢你。。。要照顾好啊,别把自己搞垮了" }, { "source": "三儿你太累了最近,干大事呢你。。。要照顾好啊,别把自己搞垮了", "target": "太累了老师上课说我,你怎么状态这么不好,我怎么讲我委屈……不算大事,,能帮上忙最好" }, { "source": "亲爱的,我五点多d就到啦,今日辛苦你了", "target": "没事没事。我乐意" }, { "source": "我想有个女朋友", "target": "我觉得自己挺难第一眼就喜欢上一个人吧,既然不会第一眼就喜欢,那肯定就要更多的接触了,可是都不喜欢,干嘛还要接触。。" }, { "source": "强忍", "target": "抱抱你" }, { "source": "卖萌可耻,右手可耻", "target": "你才可耻" }, { "source": "唉呀搞清楚状况好不好!!!'再闹只会跟两个人惹事!!'不懂啊!!'", "target": "不用你教我,懂?" }, { "source": "不用你教我,懂?", "target": "懂!懂还闹?" }, { "source": "薄荷叶要在哪里买呀", "target": "超市就有哈" }, { "source": "还好,我妈是独女,没有舅舅,所以从来没这个顾忌不过我有个比我年纪还大的小辈(我也不知道我该叫他啥了,反正他叫我姑婆)", "target": "听起来好大的辈分" }, { "source": "听起来好大的辈分", "target": "我外婆辈分高,所以....我也不想的啊,他比我大十几年啊" }, { "source": "你会不会也偶尔想起我", "target": "会我真的很想你" }, { "source": "小凯,早", "target": "挨门逐户" }, { "source": "飞哥哥好机智!干杯!不对是甘拜下风!", "target": "春虫虫" }, { "source": "春虫虫", "target": "我继续挖土次" }, { "source": "食饭未?", "target": "在上课" }, { "source": "在上课", "target": "几时有饭食==" }, { "source": "这是天然呆么?", "target": "自然萌,现在就是这个状态,,," }, { "source": "闲了给我画个结婚证吧", "target": "一张一百万" }, { "source": "还有闲心在这更博", "target": "壁咚你" }, { "source": "壁咚你", "target": "好开心好开心" }, { "source": "睡不着就起来不要睡了。看会电视,看会书,没事的。", "target": "怕影响" }, { "source": "怕影响", "target": "嗯。躺着也好。不要有心理负担。" }, { "source": "此时是众人期盼的——雨呀,风呀,你们赶紧的来吧", "target": "最近晒的好黑无法直视" }, { "source": "最近晒的好黑无法直视", "target": "你放心吧,我来垫底" }, { "source": "你放心吧,我来垫底", "target": "肯定比你黑本来就黑了还加上一层" }, { "source": "肯定比你黑本来就黑了还加上一层", "target": "呵呵,那就好好养白了哈" }, { "source": "加油小危", "target": "加不起来油!" }, { "source": "大哥我的棉服一直不动!", "target": "我也没揽件" }, { "source": "走,吃东西去", "target": "走!!!" }, { "source": "有没有武汉的?", "target": "有有有有洪山区的吗" }, { "source": "有有有有洪山区的吗", "target": "这里" }, { "source": "这里", "target": "读书吗" }, { "source": "读书吗", "target": "读书啊" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "可以加上炸了" }, { "source": "啥奇迹,撞到白马王子?", "target": "考试那天呀...如果能过、就是个奇迹!" }, { "source": "考试那天呀...如果能过、就是个奇迹!", "target": "相信自己~" }, { "source": "相信自己~", "target": "这次真的是没理由...所以希望奇迹会出现~" }, { "source": "你应该说无聊到被爆", "target": "请你一团圆润的离开" }, { "source": "玲玲现在脖子不舒服,要休息休息,麻烦她我于心不忍呢,但是一看你这态度,明显推脱呀", "target": "上了不少图,有空去看" }, { "source": "上了不少图,有空去看", "target": "在外面,瞄了一眼,网络差,回家看" }, { "source": "贴广告的是你", "target": "我不贴广告" }, { "source": "我不贴广告", "target": "你只是小广告的搬运工" }, { "source": "两年的电影票,好有几年意义啊", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "小屁孩,纠结屁啦,姐烧了那么久,才纠结", "target": "纠结吃冰" }, { "source": "明天去看雷神", "target": "闭嘴哦你" }, { "source": "你拍照很强!", "target": "一般一般,但是昨天掉池塘里面了。。。哈哈哈。。。另外别让我刚才说的那位童鞋听到,不然就是班门弄斧了" }, { "source": "一般一般,但是昨天掉池塘里面了。。。哈哈哈。。。另外别让我刚才说的那位童鞋听到,不然就是班门弄斧了", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "哎大晚上不睡觉疯了疯了", "target": "一点都不浪漫" }, { "source": "一点都不浪漫", "target": "多大了还玩烂漫哈哈哈" }, { "source": "少年,你好", "target": "哈哈哈哈他说你好呀~" }, { "source": "一期一会。", "target": "阿弥陀佛" }, { "source": "唉,当初信誓旦旦。猜中了开头,却猜不到结尾。", "target": "哎……继续加油继续奋斗吧!!!" }, { "source": "典型强迫症,我也喜欢咬", "target": "唉…我没事就喜欢咬吸管…吃完棒棒糖就咬棒棒糖的纸棒" }, { "source": "琴瑟和鸣,期待夫妻俩海报特别带感了!!", "target": "期待!" }, { "source": "其实我不是不想让鹿晗谈恋爱,只是不喜欢关而已", "target": "我也是这样想的" }, { "source": "求今天每日一题答案", "target": "qj20" }, { "source": "你在哪呢", "target": "厦门" }, { "source": "厦门", "target": "跑那么远,怎么一起喝啊,多会回来啊" }, { "source": "我也饿了。。。一个小时前叫的外卖还没到!!", "target": "我还没出被窝" }, { "source": "我还没出被窝", "target": "快起来吃饭" }, { "source": "快起来吃饭", "target": "准备起来洗牙刷脸去了" }, { "source": "听了一整天昨天的直播", "target": "勇敢的少年啊" }, { "source": "勇敢的少年啊", "target": "下了一天的雨啊" }, { "source": "首先给你个抱抱,我还停留在9.2~其次你回家了定位是重点~", "target": "哈哈看重点" }, { "source": "把那个枪可以带给我玩玩么?", "target": "开学给你玩" }, { "source": "开学给你玩", "target": "我在本部准备点一块钱,哈哈" }, { "source": "姐,我还等着你亮瞎我们的眼呢……", "target": "已经暗了...没有亮瞎的机会了" }, { "source": "在哪看直播啊", "target": "熊猫" }, { "source": "熊猫", "target": "熊猫是重播啊,在哪看直播啊" }, { "source": "熊猫是重播啊,在哪看直播啊", "target": "等比赛开了就变直播了" }, { "source": "我去工作了直播见", "target": "柴几点直播" }, { "source": "个个都是心机表你头那么大还让你抓机", "target": "有道理………" }, { "source": "受宠若惊受宠若惊", "target": "再接再厉再接再厉" }, { "source": "什么都买。。。而且不同牌子同一类型又买。。囤货过年。。。然后哟水土不服,拉了几天对吃的毫无兴趣", "target": "牛!吃我估计也吃不了什么,好像也没什么要买的啊!" }, { "source": "牛!吃我估计也吃不了什么,好像也没什么要买的啊!", "target": "吃的我知道你不感兴趣,我目测你可以花的比较少" }, { "source": "吃的我知道你不感兴趣,我目测你可以花的比较少", "target": "没钱想花也花不了多少啊!" }, { "source": "没钱想花也花不了多少啊!", "target": "没钱是你的常态" }, { "source": "你是在说你的脸小吗", "target": "小兔子太大啦" }, { "source": "小兔子太大啦", "target": "说明她是个智慧的兔子" }, { "source": "吃饭了吗?", "target": "你吃了吧" }, { "source": "你吃了吧", "target": "吃了" }, { "source": "免费都没人要", "target": "我要,来一炮" }, { "source": "你胖了点,整个人笑起来特可爱", "target": "她怎样都不会胖的你放弃吧" }, { "source": "她怎样都不会胖的你放弃吧", "target": "她比以前圆润了好吗" }, { "source": "求解救", "target": "咋啦" }, { "source": "咋啦", "target": "陷入过去不见未来" }, { "source": "陷入过去不见未来", "target": "像我一样向前看啊" }, { "source": "像我一样向前看啊", "target": "向前走才会看见方向迈出一步谢谢噢" }, { "source": "向前走才会看见方向迈出一步谢谢噢", "target": "不客气叫我雷锋" }, { "source": "真的有像我这么单纯又好看的宝宝从来不撒谎", "target": "碎你觉吧!" }, { "source": "碎你觉吧!", "target": "狠心的人" }, { "source": "吓死宝宝了!你要变网红了2333", "target": "我也觉得好吃惊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "体重已从106降到100,我不会说是饿瘦的", "target": "请问你们都是怎么饿瘦的" }, { "source": "请问你们都是怎么饿瘦的", "target": "没钱吃饭啊,没东西吃自然就瘦了" }, { "source": "没钱吃饭啊,没东西吃自然就瘦了", "target": "多久最后反弹没" }, { "source": "多久最后反弹没", "target": "没,就是胃口不好,饭吃的少,主要是没钱买好吃的" }, { "source": "没,就是胃口不好,饭吃的少,主要是没钱买好吃的", "target": "哈哈哈,你这样多久瘦的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你这样多久瘦的", "target": "没多久,几天就瘦了" }, { "source": "没多久,几天就瘦了", "target": "那么厉害" }, { "source": "那么厉害", "target": "也是从来没有过" }, { "source": "也是从来没有过", "target": "我现在也是每个星期只有早上吃点早餐然后中吃点水果" }, { "source": "我现在也是每个星期只有早上吃点早餐然后中吃点水果", "target": "比我还少吃的!太少了也不行,可以中午吃点饭,晚上吃点水果然后运动一下" }, { "source": "他第一次说不知道又说四月底,后来又说四月二十几号", "target": "我都听到了" }, { "source": "你啥时候和陈思成在一起了???你男朋友知道吗", "target": "我还小" }, { "source": "所以你们都为啥单身", "target": "别人走不进来我走不出去" }, { "source": "好精致啊!话说白老师好长时间没发画了,是没时间吗?", "target": "模型稿子一直都没做完。。。难以回到画画的状态,只能偶尔画点随笔了。。。" }, { "source": "模型稿子一直都没做完。。。难以回到画画的状态,只能偶尔画点随笔了。。。", "target": "是这样啊...不过知道白老师以后还会画画就放心啦!" }, { "source": "睡衣是滑滑的料子么,看起来好舒服", "target": "嗯呐,滑滑的,特别柔软" }, { "source": "年纪轻轻的,怎么就傻了呢", "target": "泥奏凯" }, { "source": "泥奏凯", "target": "还不睡,等着猝死吧" }, { "source": "还不睡,等着猝死吧", "target": "你都活得好好的" }, { "source": "你都活得好好的", "target": "你也说是我了,你又不是我" }, { "source": "你也说是我了,你又不是我", "target": "我可不是你这种弱爆了的人类" }, { "source": "我可不是你这种弱爆了的人类", "target": "年纪轻轻的,精神就有问题,真可怜" }, { "source": "我不敢出门了!", "target": "为何?" }, { "source": "我知道你很懂事", "target": "不不不,我还是不够懂事,我懂事我也不会喜欢你" }, { "source": "我鹿最帅", "target": "必须帅!!!" }, { "source": "翻新这个问题我就不懂了...我就是找了个最便宜的买~没毕业呢~嘿嘿", "target": "怎么感觉你都出国好久了哈哈。。。那你过年回来不啊" }, { "source": "一时不知道该回复什么", "target": "能噎住得一般都是事实" }, { "source": "能噎住得一般都是事实", "target": "明明是你太污了噎住了我这样的小纯洁" }, { "source": "明明是你太污了噎住了我这样的小纯洁", "target": "好吧,脑洞太小,想不出两个人在一块还有什么能比这个更惊心动魄的事情" }, { "source": "这卤蛋挺帅", "target": "哈哈请叫他蛋哥~" }, { "source": "我直接被卡睡着了", "target": "想到寝室的鬼网速就觉得心好累" }, { "source": "想到寝室的鬼网速就觉得心好累", "target": "生无可恋" }, { "source": "宝贝", "target": "谁的?" }, { "source": "谁的?", "target": "互相" }, { "source": "头像什么鬼", "target": "皂骗晚安" }, { "source": "第一天差点带你从车上甩飞出去今天强烈要求骑电瓶车带你这几天很满足", "target": "哈哈哈,昨天很幸运" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,昨天很幸运", "target": "我起床陪他考试热吗感觉自己的人生好忙碌" }, { "source": "下午帮你实现", "target": "你们都太过分了!!!!" }, { "source": "你们都太过分了!!!!", "target": "我在帮你实现梦想!" }, { "source": "我在帮你实现梦想!", "target": "太残忍啊!简直" }, { "source": "一战到天亮", "target": "禁欲!养身" }, { "source": "哪里的小龙虾好吃。", "target": "文和友的最出名,特别火爆。不过我去吃了感觉也还好,没有想象中那么好吃,你可以去试试" }, { "source": "玩qq飞车", "target": "我以前玩过一次,发现这种游戏不适合我" }, { "source": "去东北吧", "target": "也米有" }, { "source": "也米有", "target": "看来有大事发生" }, { "source": "一烦躁我就去太湖边上吹吹风,然后想想算了我还是专心挣钱吧", "target": "我一般都是暴走,但是最近下雨太冷了" }, { "source": "我一般都是暴走,但是最近下雨太冷了", "target": "冷冷的冰雨在脸上胡乱的拍" }, { "source": "冷冷的冰雨在脸上胡乱的拍", "target": "世界这么大,我也想出去看看" }, { "source": "世界这么大,我也想出去看看", "target": "我年纪这么大,我也想出去看看" }, { "source": "我年纪这么大,我也想出去看看", "target": "挺好的愿望,这么说就略显伤感了" }, { "source": "挺好的愿望,这么说就略显伤感了", "target": "主要贫穷限制了思想我也不知道自己出去了能做什么" }, { "source": "主要贫穷限制了思想我也不知道自己出去了能做什么", "target": "一样一样的" }, { "source": "一样一样的", "target": "想想看呢车子房子都有了,没必要再出去打拼了,但是呢每天都觉得自己的生命应该多点颜色,反复煎熬" }, { "source": "想想看呢车子房子都有了,没必要再出去打拼了,但是呢每天都觉得自己的生命应该多点颜色,反复煎熬", "target": "无形中炫了一波富。这样我这种小兵无地自容啊" }, { "source": "无形中炫了一波富。这样我这种小兵无地自容啊", "target": "城里人别这样说" }, { "source": "城里人别这样说", "target": "我要去健身房寻找属于我的一片天了" }, { "source": "我要去健身房寻找属于我的一片天了", "target": "帅气的小哥哥" }, { "source": "帅气的小哥哥", "target": "不,酷毙了的我" }, { "source": "你好!", "target": "哪里好" }, { "source": "哪里好", "target": "有我好!" }, { "source": "哈哈打call打call", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "好久不见了!最近好嘛?", "target": "挺好的" }, { "source": "医生您好我咬合很紧平时正常走路要么反牙合要么开合很难看怎么办", "target": "这种情况我脑补不了,能来看看什么情况吗?" }, { "source": "女神好久没动态咯", "target": "女神最近不想发" }, { "source": "女神最近不想发", "target": "怎么了啊女神,心情不好吗?" }, { "source": "你好小姑娘你该回家了", "target": "怎么知道我在外边" }, { "source": "四朵金花", "target": "我们学校这个专业前无古人后无来者的女生最最最多的一个班!!" }, { "source": "我们学校这个专业前无古人后无来者的女生最最最多的一个班!!", "target": "简直不能更好,特别是最右边那个妹子" }, { "source": "勉强给你点个赞", "target": "勉强说我受宠若惊" }, { "source": "你除了聊天还能干吗?", "target": "啊,那快点去治疗下~" }, { "source": "想念大伙了。出来喝一杯。", "target": "米问题" }, { "source": "米问题", "target": "非常好。睡了…" }, { "source": "非常好。睡了…", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "推荐历历万乡", "target": "麻烦你把你头像名字换了!" }, { "source": "你可以问她你知道你为什么这么傻,反正我是不知道", "target": "我不想理他" }, { "source": "说清楚你到底男的女的,说不清楚我就直接上了啊……", "target": "男女重要吗?看文不就好了嘛" }, { "source": "男女重要吗?看文不就好了嘛", "target": "抓住了!!" }, { "source": "重庆真漂亮", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "好快哦!下个月要生了!", "target": "一眨眼,你们也要生了……" }, { "source": "一眨眼,你们也要生了……", "target": "早来!要九月份来!现在还在反应中~" }, { "source": "孤独的孩子…睡个午觉吧", "target": "一觉起来又是一个黑暗的下午" }, { "source": "自从和谐几次之后变得不那么有意思了,而且聊天不懂fantasy,很流俗", "target": "是啊感觉不是特别好玩了……" }, { "source": "我可没怎么大的饭量了。。。", "target": "你那么壮····" }, { "source": "你那么壮····", "target": "。。。你能想象我只有130的体重吗?" }, { "source": "赞人长的比你帅!?", "target": "至今未遇到!" }, { "source": "至今未遇到!", "target": "呵呵可真要脸!" }, { "source": "没有下雪,好绝望", "target": "不会的,你再呆两天绝对不会失望" }, { "source": "难道我这一生只能期待扬子鳄批量合法宠物化,好痛苦。。", "target": "为啥你们聊天我的回复总响" }, { "source": "为啥你们聊天我的回复总响", "target": "在你聊天设置里弄" }, { "source": "在你聊天设置里弄", "target": "谢谢啦~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "中戏第一的女人在吗?", "target": "在在" }, { "source": "侮辱某位长者", "target": "我们身经百战,什么大风大浪没见过" }, { "source": "姑娘你这么花痴嫁不出去了", "target": "他是不是很帅" }, { "source": "他是不是很帅", "target": "嗯,真帅,跟我差不多" }, { "source": "我觉得我应该不会忘了我有个妹妹即使有了女朋友", "target": "其实关键原因在于有了女朋友他就越来越穷越来越穷" }, { "source": "其实关键原因在于有了女朋友他就越来越穷越来越穷", "target": "我懂我懂你哥哥对女朋友还是不错滴" }, { "source": "为什么我要去你才去,等下带坏你了,你还怨我了,呵呵", "target": "因为好久不见=-=" }, { "source": "因为好久不见=-=", "target": "很久吗" }, { "source": "很久吗", "target": "嗯0.0我刚起床……" }, { "source": "嗯0.0我刚起床……", "target": "我也是,被我老公的短信和电话叫醒了" }, { "source": "失眠就是精力充沛的表现吧", "target": "你想太多。" }, { "source": "你想太多。", "target": "难道虚弱劳累反而睡不着?没道理啊" }, { "source": "难道虚弱劳累反而睡不着?没道理啊", "target": "....老了" }, { "source": "....老了", "target": "是你想太多。" }, { "source": "是你想太多。", "target": "我是睡太多。哈哈,反观失眠的人伤不起~~" }, { "source": "我是睡太多。哈哈,反观失眠的人伤不起~~", "target": "啥都不说了,会有报应的" }, { "source": "啥都不说了,会有报应的", "target": "…………刚刚还好心给你转发条治失眠的!咒我是吧?" }, { "source": "无法抗拒面包", "target": "每一家面包店都想进去" }, { "source": "很大的火。天都黑了,我拍的时候已经快扑灭了。", "target": "这不是火山爆发吗" }, { "source": "这不是火山爆发吗", "target": "不是。是山火。" }, { "source": "不是。是山火。", "target": "得牺牲多少动物啊" }, { "source": "得牺牲多少动物啊", "target": "很多房子都烧了" }, { "source": "谢谢老哥……等你回家再物质一下……", "target": "哟西" }, { "source": "哟西", "target": "哈哈。有产阶级" }, { "source": "哈哈。有产阶级", "target": "。。。。我不能产,至少不能直接产,产是妇女的活。。" }, { "source": "。。。。我不能产,至少不能直接产,产是妇女的活。。", "target": "想哪去了" }, { "source": "清淡的妆适合你,少女蓉", "target": "不要…叫我…少女……" }, { "source": "不要…叫我…少女……", "target": "那叫姑娘呢" }, { "source": "那叫姑娘呢", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "我八月下旬会去西安。", "target": "旅游么那时候差不多开学吧" }, { "source": "旅游么那时候差不多开学吧", "target": "对啊,到时候去找你玩!" }, { "source": "真的好赞呀,话说你是不是晒黑了", "target": "晒很黑" }, { "source": "我都不知道什么情况那奔驰车怎么了", "target": "没什么,就是眼睛不太好不开远光看不见道" }, { "source": "P.S.你的头像好丑", "target": "你应该在3个月前就吐槽过了吧" }, { "source": "你应该在3个月前就吐槽过了吧", "target": "一天你不换头像,一天我就不会放弃这个梗!毕竟骂你头像难看我就等于在骂你难看了耶" }, { "source": "祝你顺心如意!", "target": "嘿嘿你也是呀亲爱的" }, { "source": "但是那些什么都不知道的人在这说翰哥不好他们有什么资格说别人啊。", "target": "别生气啦,如果被翰少看到了,他会难过的。不管别人怎么说翰少,他就是他吖,永远是值得我们去爱的翰啦!" }, { "source": "别生气啦,如果被翰少看到了,他会难过的。不管别人怎么说翰少,他就是他吖,永远是值得我们去爱的翰啦!", "target": "看见他们这么不理解他我好心疼呀。" }, { "source": "看见他们这么不理解他我好心疼呀。", "target": "我都有看到,也很心疼他的。但是为了翰翰,别理他们,公道自在人心嘛。" }, { "source": "你的见解只代表你一个人并不代表所有人", "target": "人们对美的大体态度基本驱同,这是普遍的~不同的是个性而已" }, { "source": "饿了+1", "target": "快去吃点好吃滴" }, { "source": "2004我3岁老阿姨你好哈哈哈", "target": "你是00后吧" }, { "source": "上天台干嘛不要跳啊,生活还很美好", "target": "找经纪人吗" }, { "source": "找经纪人吗", "target": "不找" }, { "source": "生日快乐花花,我要酸菜鱼", "target": "你不要吃了胖!" }, { "source": "你不要吃了胖!", "target": "生日开心" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "运动健儿们棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "运动健儿们棒棒哒!", "target": "虽然今年各种状况,不过平安归来重要" }, { "source": "新年好。", "target": "新年好哦" }, { "source": "你咋也这么幼稚,是不是跟社长混太久了", "target": "!!!我说的是真滴" }, { "source": "!!!我说的是真滴", "target": "病得不轻,你是不是和社长一样没次药" }, { "source": "本来今天要回来的,但是被这边的朋友拖着硬是没走成!鞋子哪里买的?", "target": "还是那家呀就是你是平跟我是高跟那家" }, { "source": "还是那家呀就是你是平跟我是高跟那家", "target": "我已经一百年没有逛街买东西了!太难过了!一直在长胖!" }, { "source": "有时候一堆打击之后我都不会哭,但是紧接着我的奶茶打翻了,我就会大哭,我的奶茶啊。。懂了?", "target": "像是一堆情绪累积到一起,然后因为一件小事爆发出来" }, { "source": "燕洵世子我不用拐,乖乖跟你走", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "群里有什么,可以看手可以潜水吗", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "你和总监一样也还没考出驾照吖", "target": "和他完全不一样" }, { "source": "等有了爱的人,自然就乖了。", "target": "等到花儿都谢了" }, { "source": "晨晨无处不在,他要去太原了", "target": "太原太原在哪里?" }, { "source": "太原太原在哪里?", "target": "在山西" }, { "source": "到了喝杯啤酒都要加几个枸杞的年纪", "target": "最近不喝酒啦唯一的爱好是睡觉" }, { "source": "最近不喝酒啦唯一的爱好是睡觉", "target": "台风天适合睡觉" }, { "source": "台风天适合睡觉", "target": "可惜明天要上班啦" }, { "source": "你关注我嘛不要全部关注那些认证的他们有可能是骗子", "target": "一声叹息,我没懂" }, { "source": "一声叹息,我没懂", "target": "关注我…" }, { "source": "永远快乐", "target": "然后呢!" }, { "source": "我家没事啦~", "target": "哦哦说得好吓人啊!" }, { "source": "哦哦说得好吓人啊!", "target": "你看头条,确实挺严重的。" }, { "source": "你在哪?", "target": "他死了。" }, { "source": "他死了。", "target": "他为什么会死?" }, { "source": "他为什么会死?", "target": "不知道可能心理问题把。" }, { "source": "不知道可能心理问题把。", "target": "嗯懂了!" }, { "source": "嗯懂了!", "target": "嗯嗯你也是喔不要想不开要开心呢..!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯你也是喔不要想不开要开心呢..!", "target": "会的会的!" }, { "source": "呦…不找我?", "target": "你是小伙伴么你这样混水摸鱼是不道德滴,小弟弟" }, { "source": "这卡的我真的是服你回不来了", "target": "回得来回得来" }, { "source": "我们最帅的周少爷", "target": "最最最帅" }, { "source": "人生追求完美的经典", "target": "开心快乐" }, { "source": "喜欢郑恺的有多少", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "我吃过的春卷都是豆沙馅儿的,还有韭菜鸡蛋馅儿!", "target": "以前经常吃豆沙馅南京这边喜欢肉馅的,我这是自己瞎弄的" }, { "source": "突然的文艺,有点奇怪嘞", "target": "多面男神" }, { "source": "你是公开晒爱吧...", "target": "都话系公开辱骂咯~" }, { "source": "都话系公开辱骂咯~", "target": "被你辱骂他还是微笑的呢~" }, { "source": "被你辱骂他还是微笑的呢~", "target": "所以他是一个发泄情绪的好工具哈哈哈哈~~" }, { "source": "我回家把袖子一拉,两节颜色,严重怀疑防晒霜,要买50+的先挡得住", "target": "50+太夸张啦~!" }, { "source": "50+太夸张啦~!", "target": "都抵不住你看看你的手,你就知道了" }, { "source": "都抵不住你看看你的手,你就知道了", "target": "我没你那么夸张~!" }, { "source": "我没你那么夸张~!", "target": "不是啊,我刚刚都不觉得,现在看,真的超级明显" }, { "source": "不是啊,我刚刚都不觉得,现在看,真的超级明显", "target": "啊啊啊啊~!!好彩我的是30+" }, { "source": "三妹,爱你哦。", "target": "哼、我不要面子的么" }, { "source": "好心累客服都不理人我买的红外套跑线了", "target": "应该可以换的!" }, { "source": "能吃是福", "target": "宁愿没福" }, { "source": "宁愿没福", "target": "不长肉的相信我" }, { "source": "我就知道你总有一天会成熟,哈哈哈", "target": "你怎么长得比我还老" }, { "source": "感觉好久没看到你发照片了", "target": "太懒了,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "媳妇,爱你,感动。", "target": "抱抱,咱们不约" }, { "source": "喜欢新百伦的可以联系我~多有打扰.不好意思", "target": "喜欢是喜欢,仿品太多了" }, { "source": "我开始到最后都是异地吧,对呀,新鲜感过去了就完蛋了有些问题最开始就是知道的,就是当时被爱情冲昏了头脑", "target": "能熬过异地的情侣我都觉得很棒顺其自然呗" }, { "source": "能熬过异地的情侣我都觉得很棒顺其自然呗", "target": "没熬过去" }, { "source": "没熬过去", "target": "所有的分离都是在给真爱让路" }, { "source": "所有的分离都是在给真爱让路", "target": "哈哈哈,没毛病" }, { "source": "谁会让你普攻起手的机会", "target": "对线消耗的时候" }, { "source": "对线消耗的时候", "target": "我教你个实用的消耗办法对线压塔打的时候,可以在小兵进塔期间,从塔外位移进塔,走到敌人那里普攻两下就回来,这样塔不会打到你" }, { "source": "我教你个实用的消耗办法对线压塔打的时候,可以在小兵进塔期间,从塔外位移进塔,走到敌人那里普攻两下就回来,这样塔不会打到你", "target": "那得等后期伤害起来之后才有作用,位移可不能盲目用" }, { "source": "那得等后期伤害起来之后才有作用,位移可不能盲目用", "target": "没事的" }, { "source": "我要不喜欢就不会磨磨唧唧来…", "target": "又不娶我" }, { "source": "又不娶我", "target": "…怎么才算娶" }, { "source": "…怎么才算娶", "target": "求婚。" }, { "source": "求婚。", "target": "啊要聘礼呼?" }, { "source": "谢谢蛋蛋妹", "target": "加油!前面的路宽敞光亮" }, { "source": "加油!前面的路宽敞光亮", "target": "恩,有妹妹的鼓励,我有信心啦" }, { "source": "老婆简直美到爆炸!", "target": "最最最喜欢你啦" }, { "source": "你几点下班", "target": "马上" }, { "source": "马上", "target": "欺负你" }, { "source": "欺负你", "target": "不许" }, { "source": "不许", "target": "你怎么生活" }, { "source": "你怎么生活", "target": "我没事的" }, { "source": "我没事的", "target": "我去碰瓷" }, { "source": "我去碰瓷", "target": "有不满可以合法发泄" }, { "source": "有不满可以合法发泄", "target": "你没有爱心" }, { "source": "欧克辣么么哒", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "么么哒", "target": "哈哈快睡了吧" }, { "source": "诶,有种失恋的感脚浮上心头", "target": "我在你心中原来如此重要!足矣" }, { "source": "我在你心中原来如此重要!足矣", "target": "得了,要唱一曲分手快乐吗" }, { "source": "请哥哥派专机接我哦", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "买了个头条,希望更多人看到", "target": "干得好!!!" }, { "source": "干得好!!!", "target": "感谢!感谢!" }, { "source": "打电话那人肯定是文化人", "target": "真的是呢!好激动〜" }, { "source": "然而还没吃晚饭", "target": "你又是干啥,还没吃晚饭" }, { "source": "我要有你这样的闺女就好了····", "target": "……你先考虑铝朋友的事吧" }, { "source": "校片讲的什么,什么时候会出。。", "target": "就是拍几张照片比如大家一起出校门啥的" }, { "source": "就是拍几张照片比如大家一起出校门啥的", "target": "噢,今天晚上好冷,还看到你们武协一大群人在桥下练。。。" }, { "source": "噢,今天晚上好冷,还看到你们武协一大群人在桥下练。。。", "target": "我也在。明天下午两点半篮球场有表演可以来看" }, { "source": "咋不来张小镇〜", "target": "今天晚上刚到这…来点建议呗~去哪里玩好?" }, { "source": "今天晚上刚到这…来点建议呗~去哪里玩好?", "target": "无锡我还真不咋记得了苏州杭州可多好玩的小镇什么的特别美无锡排骨可不错" }, { "source": "偶帮你一把", "target": "赶紧点,偶蹲着累" }, { "source": "偷偷说一句屁嫂的胸好听……啊不……声音好大……", "target": "哈哈哈笑死我了" }, { "source": "不要太迷恋我的燮哦~", "target": "不跟你抢哈哈" }, { "source": "快来请我吃饭,哪天你和大大结婚我来主持主持", "target": "给个本签个名吧" }, { "source": "给个本签个名吧", "target": "快送过来" }, { "source": "电梯观光团,滴~~", "target": "电梯观光团是什么梗求科普。。我是小绿车吃瓜群众" }, { "source": "惊呆了,爱喝红酒", "target": "我不仅爱喝红酒还销售红酒" }, { "source": "快带上我找工作..", "target": "你工作怎么样。" }, { "source": "你工作怎么样。", "target": "没找到.." }, { "source": "没找到..", "target": "我来拯救你,哇哈哈。" }, { "source": "可是蛋蛋有女朋友啊", "target": "我觉得他们玩笑开过了蛋蛋挺不开心的但是不能直说" }, { "source": "我觉得他们玩笑开过了蛋蛋挺不开心的但是不能直说", "target": "这是剧本的话他现在骑虎难下了" }, { "source": "这是剧本的话他现在骑虎难下了", "target": "多半真的是剧本了" }, { "source": "缺钙", "target": "是不是真的,别骗我" }, { "source": "这么多感慨!我觉得天亮很不错!", "target": "嗯,各有各得好。" }, { "source": "我是白羊,请深爱", "target": "我说你丫怎么就那么招人喜欢呢" }, { "source": "大白羊今晚出来吃饭啊?", "target": "我不知道要不要加班啊,要是不加班我下午告诉你啊" }, { "source": "我不知道要不要加班啊,要是不加班我下午告诉你啊", "target": "欧了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我想回家想回家想回家啊", "target": "什么时候放假。" }, { "source": "我出去玩了,去吧,请我我是去还是不去", "target": "出去个试试" }, { "source": "这个观音我在飞机上看过", "target": "在三亚南山寺" }, { "source": "任何地方都已经是你的平台了", "target": "平台展示的都不一样" }, { "source": "又走了吗?", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "你没有旁边尖叫已经很好了", "target": "切,我只是懒,抓蛇的技术还是我交给他的小时候我两经常半夜去抓蛇" }, { "source": "切,我只是懒,抓蛇的技术还是我交给他的小时候我两经常半夜去抓蛇", "target": "羡慕你们这种生活呀" }, { "source": "你要回来啦", "target": "对啊,20到" }, { "source": "对啊,20到", "target": "成都那个冷锅串串天府广场那个" }, { "source": "成都那个冷锅串串天府广场那个", "target": "都没时间去吃,这几天嗓子疼的" }, { "source": "我好像在哪里看过这个奶茶", "target": "钟家村车站附近?" }, { "source": "钟家村车站附近?", "target": "忘了" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢哈哈哈" }, { "source": "长沙的米粉好次吗", "target": "可好吃" }, { "source": "可好吃", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "不想毕业!!", "target": "你可以继续读研" }, { "source": "你可以继续读研", "target": "我没读的。。没考上啊~工作了" }, { "source": "不走模特专业可惜了真是", "target": "模特专业我身高差太多最低才178我才勉强175" }, { "source": "闺女这么小就给画眼线?!这个妈咪怎么酱紫!", "target": "哈哈哈哈好生气哦,我也想有这样的眼线" }, { "source": "杂毛,出来,我们在露天烧烤!", "target": "你和哪些作怪批" }, { "source": "菠萝,我也喜欢", "target": "老同学也喜欢啊" }, { "source": "老同学也喜欢啊", "target": "就喜欢那种酸酸甜甜的感觉" }, { "source": "就喜欢那种酸酸甜甜的感觉", "target": "你现在在哪里呢" }, { "source": "你现在在哪里呢", "target": "在家快发霉了,老同学你就好了,在南宁发展的不错啊" }, { "source": "宝宝,我又被你迷得不要不要的了", "target": "十全十美" }, { "source": "十全十美", "target": "七嘴八舌" }, { "source": "每天都有梦", "target": "梦里有你" }, { "source": "技嘉东西好用不", "target": "好用酷炫" }, { "source": "网恋不好吗要奔现", "target": "不可以想他了" }, { "source": "哇我昨晚饭还没吃", "target": "那你是在瘦的" }, { "source": "那你是在瘦的", "target": "点了个面不小心打翻不要我吃" }, { "source": "点了个面不小心打翻不要我吃", "target": "再来一碗加个奶茶" }, { "source": "哥训了八年", "target": "你当过教官没?" }, { "source": "你当过教官没?", "target": "每年都训,我都烦死了,咱们就是专门搞军训的" }, { "source": "哇塞!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "你激动个啥" }, { "source": "你激动个啥", "target": "我妈妈买个彩票就中个五块" }, { "source": "我妈妈买个彩票就中个五块", "target": "我中过10块" }, { "source": "我中过10块", "target": "我小学的时候第一次说了号中了300然后人品就用完了。" }, { "source": "你想吃外婆家了么?", "target": "我同事说他要去外婆家,担不是奥扫奥扫,外家叫弄切饭饭了这个" }, { "source": "我同事说他要去外婆家,担不是奥扫奥扫,外家叫弄切饭饭了这个", "target": "换什么啦?" }, { "source": "换什么啦?", "target": "他说的是他真的外婆家呀" }, { "source": "我就小声问一下吼沙子飞来飞去咋整", "target": "哈哈哈哈一起吃进肚子里" }, { "source": "不回家过节?", "target": "一天假" }, { "source": "一天假", "target": "哦,调来调去没三天?" }, { "source": "哦,调来调去没三天?", "target": "没。。" }, { "source": "男生颜值真的只是加分项吗?", "target": "感觉认识的很帅的都挺花的" }, { "source": "走走走!悄悄地", "target": "走!去吃火锅" }, { "source": "走!去吃火锅", "target": "哈哈哈哈~油麦菜来十盘" }, { "source": "哪里?我怎么不知道", "target": "老北京" }, { "source": "老北京", "target": "怎么可能啊在哪里啊我都不知道" }, { "source": "我看要不我下周来一趟哈哈哈", "target": "来呀来呀" }, { "source": "帅气", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "感谢", "target": "我这是实话,老哥" }, { "source": "我这是实话,老哥", "target": "爱你,老铁" }, { "source": "羊腿加油啊!!考完带你打麻将!", "target": "我不会啊雀圣" }, { "source": "酒后吐真言啊", "target": "哎呀,话多" }, { "source": "我又不知道她想跑马拉松的,后面她说了,我就没回答了……我我我,一恢复锻炼和饮食,衣服就瘦了……身体就涨了", "target": "你伙食太好了" }, { "source": "我想看看姐夫长啥样", "target": "脸比我瘦多了。。。估计他和我回家的时候你在上班看不到了不然还可以请你吃一顿" }, { "source": "脸比我瘦多了。。。估计他和我回家的时候你在上班看不到了不然还可以请你吃一顿", "target": "你什么时候把他带过来~" }, { "source": "你什么时候把他带过来~", "target": "估计不是暑假就是十一吧他比较忙" }, { "source": "估计不是暑假就是十一吧他比较忙", "target": "行~回来了我请你们吃饭~" }, { "source": "做公益和诈捐的,你说信哪个?", "target": "做公益的,我最烦别人骗钱了," }, { "source": "要随大流", "target": "是。宾得的东西二手都出不掉。" }, { "source": "是。宾得的东西二手都出不掉。", "target": "你都出了么?我收………" }, { "source": "今天阳光很温暖", "target": "晒得我暖洋洋的" }, { "source": "晒得我暖洋洋的", "target": "看来家里也暖和了" }, { "source": "--我这几天太惆怅了。。一直想着我们院的门票和邀请函。", "target": "小心我不等你了" }, { "source": "小心我不等你了", "target": "你先去登报" }, { "source": "你先去登报", "target": "我在等他登报" }, { "source": "合肥可以当天来回?", "target": "在犹豫,不过待在合肥实在是无聊" }, { "source": "还有透露一下:晚上礼物送给热评第一的人,热评内容是:晒一张最甜蜜的合照,无论闺蜜、父母、情侣、Gay蜜……都行", "target": "我不算呀" }, { "source": "寂寞了哇", "target": "孤单寂寞冷" }, { "source": "挺闲的,秒赞", "target": "上课呢," }, { "source": "上课呢,", "target": "厉害噢" }, { "source": "厉害噢", "target": "后天就出四级了哟" }, { "source": "和我在一起", "target": "羞涩" }, { "source": "果断睡觉", "target": "哈哈哈,最后排玩儿了一节课" }, { "source": "表白大幂幂!太美了吧!", "target": "美美哒" }, { "source": "这馍是有多难掰", "target": "很难很难" }, { "source": "圆脸你好", "target": "我是大饼脸" }, { "source": "换手机啦?", "target": "没呢,还是原来的~" }, { "source": "没呢,还是原来的~", "target": "噢噢,我看你晒图以为你换手机了这个字体我好喜欢!换上后至今未换下来" }, { "source": "你在哪儿?没看见", "target": "……" }, { "source": "……", "target": "照片里面真的没你。我不是僵尸党。。。哈哈" }, { "source": "敢问你目前的体重是????", "target": "太不好意思了,还不到95斤" }, { "source": "太不好意思了,还不到95斤", "target": "咋搞的,还瘦了…" }, { "source": "咋搞的,还瘦了…", "target": "不运动呀" }, { "source": "亲故你已经到魔都啦期待你511刷屏", "target": "是哇,小激动" }, { "source": "是哇,小激动", "target": "都是这样啦到当天该觉得特别不真实了像做梦一样注意安全拿好随身物品票拿到了么?" }, { "source": "都是这样啦到当天该觉得特别不真实了像做梦一样注意安全拿好随身物品票拿到了么?", "target": "还没有实感明天去拿票" }, { "source": "成能量储存起来啦你太胖了", "target": "我哪里胖" }, { "source": "我哪里胖", "target": "成为你头前思思刘海了" }, { "source": "成为你头前思思刘海了", "target": "那不是刘海好吗?只是头发比较碎而已" }, { "source": "那不是刘海好吗?只是头发比较碎而已", "target": "好小的刘海!" }, { "source": "好小的刘海!", "target": "真不是!" }, { "source": "你是我眼里的风景", "target": "越来越肆无忌惮了" }, { "source": "男神身高是多少", "target": "178" }, { "source": "178", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "你怎么知道", "target": "全世界都知道" }, { "source": "全世界都知道", "target": "体育生多高" }, { "source": "你还想让我出去见人么,大姐", "target": "美丽动人哦亲~" }, { "source": "美丽动人哦亲~", "target": "亲你个头啊,赶紧的介绍个女朋友。" }, { "source": "亲你个头啊,赶紧的介绍个女朋友。", "target": "美丽动人就有了" }, { "source": "美丽动人就有了", "target": "啥时候有介绍" }, { "source": "啥时候有介绍", "target": "你要求太高" }, { "source": "你要求太高", "target": "现在放低啦," }, { "source": "现在放低啦,", "target": "到负一楼了不?" }, { "source": "到负一楼了不?", "target": "嗯,快了,明年会到负二楼了。" }, { "source": "嗯,快了,明年会到负二楼了。", "target": "那再多等等哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那再多等等哈哈哈", "target": "不行,等不及了。" }, { "source": "保姆不是有意的,算过失,希望受害者原谅她", "target": "别给自己加戏了戏精" }, { "source": "化妆了吗?怎么变凶了", "target": "没有呀哪里凶" }, { "source": "没有呀哪里凶", "target": "之前慈眉善目的" }, { "source": "之前慈眉善目的", "target": "一直都是啦嘿嘿" }, { "source": "一直都是啦嘿嘿", "target": "现在像不良少年要出去打架" }, { "source": "亲爱的,我明天回家!!!!!", "target": "回家可以吃肉肉" }, { "source": "回家可以吃肉肉", "target": "嗯嗯嗯嗯!!!胖胖你懂我终于可以吃很多很多肉肉了" }, { "source": "大哥和你男朋友都要注意手!", "target": "我的手没得啥子的。就是擦掉了很长一块皮。他就很严重了。" }, { "source": "我一定是有个假巨蟹男朋友", "target": "我也是每天留不超五句话" }, { "source": "吃完粽子再跳江", "target": "太饱了跳不动" }, { "source": "太饱了跳不动", "target": "找人把你抬起来," }, { "source": "表示你们才是真正大山里的孩子。。。这里有3栋食堂。3个超市。。。宿舍一出就是食堂。。。表示去上课要走半个小时。。。", "target": "表示学校有5个食堂,好多个超市,宿舍连宿管都在2楼,上课骑单车" }, { "source": "表示学校有5个食堂,好多个超市,宿舍连宿管都在2楼,上课骑单车", "target": "表示一食堂前门进去是一楼后门进去是三楼。。。" }, { "source": "表示一食堂前门进去是一楼后门进去是三楼。。。", "target": "奇葩的食堂,这么早醒" }, { "source": "奇葩的食堂,这么早醒", "target": "表示军训中的孩子伤不起啊。" }, { "source": "表示军训中的孩子伤不起啊。", "target": "表示睡到自然醒的孩子伤不起" }, { "source": "表示睡到自然醒的孩子伤不起", "target": "表示早上六点起床,出来搭车,从八点一直逛到现在,腿真不是自己的了" }, { "source": "呦,又给我找妹夫去了吗", "target": "哼胡说八道的什么鬼!!" }, { "source": "哼胡说八道的什么鬼!!", "target": "呦呦呦,是不是说到心坎上了" }, { "source": "蛋糕好漂亮!", "target": "嗯嗯!" }, { "source": "mark哥你开车回老家的啊?", "target": "到家了哟" }, { "source": "到家了哟", "target": "呵呵,新年快乐" }, { "source": "遛的呀每天到点了会撒娇太可爱了没辙", "target": "太可爱了暴击" }, { "source": "你再多喝几杯冰水就不用挂盐水就,直接医院去躺着了", "target": "刚刚没仔细看,我以为喝几杯冰的就能好了把我开心坏了。怎么什么都不能吃啊,这几天就光吃药了" }, { "source": "我今天生日!", "target": "买个蛋糕,许个愿望吧。生日快乐" }, { "source": "照顾好自己啊", "target": "好的呢" }, { "source": "又一个有生之年", "target": "还有哪个吗" }, { "source": "我家门口,咋了?", "target": "叫什么名字?桥名" }, { "source": "你看我在别的直播间都不忘帮你安利,下次请您别切我了", "target": "阔以呀" }, { "source": "好可爱吖", "target": "我妈说好像我小时候" }, { "source": "我妈说好像我小时候", "target": "你意思是说你小时候可爱吖" }, { "source": "报··报报··报告大王!你们学院出复试名单啦!", "target": "你在哪里看到的?官网上不得..." }, { "source": "你在哪里看到的?官网上不得...", "target": "官网好么~亲、要我直接发给你么、" }, { "source": "官网好么~亲、要我直接发给你么、", "target": "说好的地址呢..." }, { "source": "说好的地址呢...", "target": "有好处么、" }, { "source": "土豪,长见识", "target": "外面的度假村…奇丑无比…" }, { "source": "贵阳最称透的酒吧", "target": "最称头勒人噢…………" }, { "source": "天好高呀!空气如何?有没有不舒服?", "target": "空气特好,5000以上会头疼" }, { "source": "我都说你没带眼睛好看多了~发质不一样啊傻的~而且你看起来好高哦~", "target": "到时我拿照片给你看拉,其实都一样…" }, { "source": "到时我拿照片给你看拉,其实都一样…", "target": "我认出你的包和你的衣服了~~~" }, { "source": "我认出你的包和你的衣服了~~~", "target": "看得见我的包吗,很小诶" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "企鹅怎么欺负你l?" }, { "source": "企鹅怎么欺负你l?", "target": "这还要我说?!" }, { "source": "这还要我说?!", "target": "说说呗" }, { "source": "这女的我都不想听她说话,听她说得好累啊", "target": "我也感觉好累" }, { "source": "史上最长寒假…", "target": "很短!" }, { "source": "换工作?", "target": "还单位了,还是销售" }, { "source": "还单位了,还是销售", "target": "OK!加油,早日发大财,哈哈!!!" }, { "source": "OK!加油,早日发大财,哈哈!!!", "target": "什么时候回武汉发展?" }, { "source": "成功的速度一定要快过父母老去的速度", "target": "一定" }, { "source": "赶紧加班干活去!!!", "target": "你是有多恨他?" }, { "source": "告诉他过期!叫他帮我充话费!!!", "target": "哦。" }, { "source": "这两天不要吃烫的和辣的注意饮食还是会很快就可以吃好喝好了", "target": "是了只敢吃稀饭" }, { "source": "在上海玩得怎么样啊亲。", "target": "吃嗨了!好多还没机会吃啊啊啊!上海不能呆啊,不是撑死就是胖死!" }, { "source": "我们田什么时候再剪刘海", "target": "试着想了想哥现在的发型,我发现我已经想不起来了可怕,再不出来我怕是脸都记不清了" }, { "source": "试着想了想哥现在的发型,我发现我已经想不起来了可怕,再不出来我怕是脸都记不清了", "target": "那我还是记得的,毕竟天天睡我旁边" }, { "source": "快回答我啊", "target": "什么啊。不是老家" }, { "source": "什么啊。不是老家", "target": "那是哪里" }, { "source": "那是哪里", "target": "就是西安周边的山里" }, { "source": "就是西安周边的山里", "target": "哦还挺漂亮" }, { "source": "别再游说我露正脸!!!我现在差不多80斤…然后…………!脸看上去就得有10斤吧", "target": "太瘦啦,多吃点好么" }, { "source": "国庆回达州耍没?", "target": "回啦,回了两天" }, { "source": "我的首页不知道为什么一直刷不到你这两天终于看到了,吓死我以为你脱饭了", "target": "我也很无奈啊,因为最近很忙,忙到窒息" }, { "source": "平安,顺利。", "target": "谢谢很顺利。。" }, { "source": "心疼的抱抱一米六的你,", "target": "谢谢一米七的你." }, { "source": "为什么不带我!", "target": "为什么不带我!" }, { "source": "为什么不带我!", "target": "我是被带的让我引火里" }, { "source": "我是被带的让我引火里", "target": "那我可以吃!" }, { "source": "那我可以吃!", "target": "不好吃,你还是别吃了" }, { "source": "叫我猴哥好吗", "target": "金箍棒来也" }, { "source": "你在哪吃晚饭呢哈哈好可爱给它吃点吧", "target": "在家,是啊,给他吃了,吃好还不肯走~" }, { "source": "矮油雅雯儿最近怎么样", "target": "嗯嗯~挺好的呀~后天出来和阿邝大娘一起出来~请你们吃饭呀~~" }, { "source": "每个人都有自己的快乐方式,这样把别人的生活搬上来,拿来取笑……", "target": "不是取笑。看他们那么投入。他们给我们带来了快乐。我都忍不住想加入了" }, { "source": "待你长发及腰和我做朋友可好?", "target": "难道我们现在不是朋友吗" }, { "source": "男字踢了加个病字。大师兄你读读看朗朗顺口", "target": "没读懂" }, { "source": "晚安,那天跟你一块逛街的男森是谁啊。。。", "target": "我的老乡学弟!" }, { "source": "我的老乡学弟!", "target": "跟你有什么说不清的关系" }, { "source": "人生一直是这么奇妙", "target": "开启你的奇妙之旅吧" }, { "source": "我家还有一只乌龟", "target": "真的吗?" }, { "source": "真的吗?", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "什么时候来一次青岛啊", "target": "青岛之前有去过活动" }, { "source": "青岛之前有去过活动", "target": "可惜,我来的晚" }, { "source": "刚睡醒", "target": "已经上了一上午的课了下午还有一下午。" }, { "source": "打王佳美", "target": "啥子事等你回来再说老子陪你去干!!!" }, { "source": "骗银~照片里有你的那张怎嘛回事~", "target": "三角架,咋地不服奥!" }, { "source": "三角架,咋地不服奥!", "target": "哎哟哟" }, { "source": "说好带我去做指甲的你就这么走了", "target": "时光一去不复返" }, { "source": "婆子,你是咋地了,,", "target": "不知道是不是撞邪了,不联网都能看电视,唉" }, { "source": "不知道是不是撞邪了,不联网都能看电视,唉", "target": "你看看你们学校,再看看我们学校,,差距啊。。" }, { "source": "你看看你们学校,再看看我们学校,,差距啊。。", "target": "偶尔偶尔" }, { "source": "我也要开始采购我的新一季的新衣服了你看我照片我今天怎么睡得有点肿?", "target": "不肿阿挺俊俏一娃" }, { "source": "不肿阿挺俊俏一娃", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得我俊俏没办法底子好你看看这皮肤根本不像一30岁的人么而且身体复原能力超强哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得我俊俏没办法底子好你看看这皮肤根本不像一30岁的人么而且身体复原能力超强哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你这是在推销你自己吧" }, { "source": "你这是在推销你自己吧", "target": "我还用推销吗我人家人爱车见车载你看你的朋友们都爱死我了呢哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我还用推销吗我人家人爱车见车载你看你的朋友们都爱死我了呢哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "有点聊不下去了" }, { "source": "有点聊不下去了", "target": "你是不是妒忌我?" }, { "source": "额没见过和你一样互动的多了就记住了聊过天我现在也记得你哦", "target": "这话说的,感觉太荣幸了" }, { "source": "简单点,保定至北京间降雪的概率是多大?", "target": "因为风的预报误差较大,50%对50%。" }, { "source": "因为风的预报误差较大,50%对50%。", "target": "今天上午保定局部地区下了一层小雪。这个也没预报出来。" }, { "source": "你不要吓我好不咯", "target": "尼泊尔穷游太辛苦,舒服点费用一下子就多了" }, { "source": "尼泊尔穷游太辛苦,舒服点费用一下子就多了", "target": "白发魔女之明月天国,你去看吗?" }, { "source": "白发魔女之明月天国,你去看吗?", "target": "你说呢?" }, { "source": "你说呢?", "target": "七夕上映哦,你和谁去看啊" }, { "source": "雨刮器为什么要竖起来南方人表示不懂", "target": "冻在玻璃上,第二天要是需要雨刮器,打不开,会影响司机的行车安全哦" }, { "source": "冻在玻璃上,第二天要是需要雨刮器,打不开,会影响司机的行车安全哦", "target": "这么冷的嘛" }, { "source": "这么冷的嘛", "target": "对啊,出门要穿的很暖和才可以" }, { "source": "你去菜园吗你有空从轻轨站走到领秀城去嘛看走得到好久", "target": "一路还可以。我一个人难得搞" }, { "source": "你还有再胖的馀地吗?!", "target": "你这句话隐藏着什么意思先?" }, { "source": "你这句话隐藏着什么意思先?", "target": "应该是…你没有再胖的理由。。。" }, { "source": "应该是…你没有再胖的理由。。。", "target": "我知道你胖了很沮丧" }, { "source": "我知道你胖了很沮丧", "target": "你还不是。。。" }, { "source": "你还不是。。。", "target": "可是你目前没有减肥的理由啊,哇哈哈~!" }, { "source": "可是你目前没有减肥的理由啊,哇哈哈~!", "target": "有你这样直接的吗?!" }, { "source": "她也说长袖我在北京都快光着了。。。", "target": "你们明天嘛时候到呢" }, { "source": "俺也想要一把这么可爱的扇子。。。", "target": "尼坤在厦门拍戏哦,好多人都去围观了" }, { "source": "尼坤在厦门拍戏哦,好多人都去围观了", "target": "是啊,在厦大和集美那了,俺同学还说他们剧组招群演了" }, { "source": "是啊,在厦大和集美那了,俺同学还说他们剧组招群演了", "target": "招群演?街边拉?!" }, { "source": "招群演?街边拉?!", "target": "在学校,还要面试" }, { "source": "辛苦你们了,现在可以好好休息了。。", "target": "你们也辛苦了" }, { "source": "工作中真的是不能跟任何人交心", "target": "强大起来吧" }, { "source": "作孽唉来了个新人让你这么辛苦支持你恺恺其实根本不需要发这种懂你的人永远都懂你", "target": "是不需要欺负人这么澄清,真不需要" }, { "source": "是不是想我了", "target": "哈哈哈,对的" }, { "source": "幸福感直线上升", "target": "那是,PM2.5低过三亚,太让人幸福了" }, { "source": "那是,PM2.5低过三亚,太让人幸福了", "target": "娃儿越活越嫩了" }, { "source": "娃儿越活越嫩了", "target": "我在酒店隔壁住,PM2.5却老高了" }, { "source": "你娃切哪里了", "target": "少陵路" }, { "source": "少陵路", "target": "你真有活力" }, { "source": "恭喜啊恭喜", "target": ",爱妃是别人的,朕也要找一个涩" }, { "source": ",爱妃是别人的,朕也要找一个涩", "target": "你可能晓得有醋味撒" }, { "source": "你可能晓得有醋味撒", "target": "反正我早就遭你和正正酸死了" }, { "source": "反正我早就遭你和正正酸死了", "target": "倒是你都没反应了给" }, { "source": "倒是你都没反应了给", "target": "酸死我了" }, { "source": "酸死我了", "target": "酸了你瘦没" }, { "source": "酸了你瘦没", "target": "没有,但是我最近没长" }, { "source": "电视墙没有恭喜发财就好……", "target": "家和万事兴也很可怕" }, { "source": "迟到了,生日快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "确实结婚就不一样啦,一看就有女人。各种花的", "target": "是呢,现在把心思全放在孩子身上了,我以后能和我儿子玩了。" }, { "source": "是呢,现在把心思全放在孩子身上了,我以后能和我儿子玩了。", "target": "哈哈,挺好。孩子特别神奇,每天带你探索开发不一样的他" }, { "source": "哈哈,挺好。孩子特别神奇,每天带你探索开发不一样的他", "target": "到时候,你给我传授经验。" }, { "source": "哟,哟,看到霞了,", "target": "你忙好了吗" }, { "source": "你忙好了吗", "target": "还没呢,快了哦" }, { "source": "还没呢,快了哦", "target": "哈哈,你慢慢的不急" }, { "source": "哈哈,你慢慢的不急", "target": "急呢,急嗯,看到霞" }, { "source": "急呢,急嗯,看到霞", "target": "呵呵,调皮的彬" }, { "source": "呵呵,调皮的彬", "target": "是真的迷人," }, { "source": "是真的迷人,", "target": "你老迷人的,俺都不知道说什么了" }, { "source": "你老迷人的,俺都不知道说什么了", "target": "怎么了,听习惯了就好,每个人我都说迷人" }, { "source": "怎么了,听习惯了就好,每个人我都说迷人", "target": "好吧,还真有点不习惯" }, { "source": "我今天也快把腿跑细了", "target": "今儿个也能这么多人?" }, { "source": "今儿个也能这么多人?", "target": "没有。我辞了。今天博物馆也闭馆休息啊" }, { "source": "没有。我辞了。今天博物馆也闭馆休息啊", "target": "噶的!这么有魄力,现在在哪呢" }, { "source": "注意安全啊", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "什么时候结婚?", "target": "肯定在你之前" }, { "source": "说明相貌可能没多大变化", "target": "不可能,见其他人都说变了" }, { "source": "不可能,见其他人都说变了", "target": "那就神啦" }, { "source": "膜拜大神!", "target": "这个算是一个句号。。接下来要摸索自己的个人风格了" }, { "source": "家里蹲,后山种种韭菜得了", "target": "你先给块儿地让我种" }, { "source": "你先给块儿地让我种", "target": "你来我家,有的是你挑吧!" }, { "source": "准婆婆群", "target": "怕真的是有" }, { "source": "长高了", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "来晚了让大家寂寞了", "target": "多泡泡脚吧否则你都回不去家了" }, { "source": "买的学生票多少钱啊?还看下半场不?", "target": "学生票超给力的,80买380的票,看得很清楚,今天下午会再去看有没学生票的" }, { "source": "学生票超给力的,80买380的票,看得很清楚,今天下午会再去看有没学生票的", "target": "啊啊啊,羡慕嫉妒恨!!!你祝你同学那的吧?" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,羡慕嫉妒恨!!!你祝你同学那的吧?", "target": "我们订的酒店,不介意你过来蹭啊,哈哈!" }, { "source": "我们订的酒店,不介意你过来蹭啊,哈哈!", "target": "你和谁啊?待那么多天啊" }, { "source": "你和谁啊?待那么多天啊", "target": "就是上次和我们一起放风筝的那个女生~" }, { "source": "就是上次和我们一起放风筝的那个女生~", "target": "额。。她难道也去看了?" }, { "source": "额。。她难道也去看了?", "target": "是啊,我们昨天一起看的学生票" }, { "source": "有双下巴所以前往不能低头", "target": "这样说小新新过" }, { "source": "这样说小新新过", "target": "小新新过" }, { "source": "你一天吃几顿饭啊?", "target": "三顿" }, { "source": "不管你嘴上怎么说,我都知道你心里真正是怎么想的", "target": "对我要手机。你懂个屁" }, { "source": "修理达人啊", "target": "以后专门贴小广告专修路由器" }, { "source": "哈哈哈小明这是要和雕塑比美吗", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "我刚来的时候十几二十", "target": "超话排名" }, { "source": "超话排名", "target": "大家谁刚来都一样" }, { "source": "我一直有个疑惑,就是东北人在介绍自己是哪的人的时候,会说“我是东北人”,而不是直接说“我是沈阳的/我是长春的/我是哈尔滨的”。以至于我每次都要再问一句“东北哪的?”为什么不直接说呢?", "target": "不会啊我一般就说我是辽宁鞍山的" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "你也是,必胜" }, { "source": "文艺的范!现在你喜欢抒情?", "target": "喜欢梳头发" }, { "source": "提分手的是我删好友的是我说不联系的也是我但是我们都清楚是谁先放弃的这段感情我爱你真的很爱你可是该放下了", "target": "昨天刚分手我好想他一遍又一遍的求他最后他把我删了可我还一遍又一遍的加他我放不了手" }, { "source": "昨天刚分手我好想他一遍又一遍的求他最后他把我删了可我还一遍又一遍的加他我放不了手", "target": "你的父母都没让你受过这种委屈你又何必为了一个不爱你的人受尽委屈" }, { "source": "楞个熊猫长得好像罗志祥", "target": "是不是很时尚的样子" }, { "source": "摸摸妹子", "target": "推开你" }, { "source": "推开你", "target": "为什么要推开一个爱你的人,为什么" }, { "source": "为什么要推开一个爱你的人,为什么", "target": "太热不要小棉袄" }, { "source": "升cup了?", "target": "升了" }, { "source": "最近真的很忙", "target": "西瓜乖,注意身体哦" }, { "source": "西瓜乖,注意身体哦", "target": "年底忙死,期待放假" }, { "source": "遇见下一位前,照顾好自己", "target": "嗯,没事!" }, { "source": "嗯,没事!", "target": "啧啧" }, { "source": "本命年真的要命", "target": "别啊…我只是问问而已,咋你们都不旺旺呢" }, { "source": "别啊…我只是问问而已,咋你们都不旺旺呢", "target": "你看看多惨" }, { "source": "你看看多惨", "target": "心疼,我要旺的" }, { "source": "美啊,如果当天完全黑下来是不是更美?", "target": "不会" }, { "source": "你醉了没", "target": "醉了" }, { "source": "容易满足的人会幸福。", "target": "其实还好吼,满不满足有时是得看心情的啦" }, { "source": "活是不想活了,死又不敢死", "target": "哈哈,去冒险" }, { "source": "因为只有音乐学院的女生不用剪短发", "target": "妹纸不是军训就可以留长了吗后" }, { "source": "妹纸不是军训就可以留长了吗后", "target": "剪得那么短那么碎,要过肩估计都要到寒假吧……" }, { "source": "要浪哪里去了?", "target": "有下沙去滨江" }, { "source": "有下沙去滨江", "target": "那以后近一点了" }, { "source": "我推荐你看书,更好看", "target": "传闻你天天在赌桌上、" }, { "source": "传闻你天天在赌桌上、", "target": "可以说是风生水起" }, { "source": "可以说是风生水起", "target": "衣带渐宽终不悔" }, { "source": "讨厌。你什么时候回来呀。我亲亲亲爱的", "target": "估计八月份吧,回来电话联系你哈" }, { "source": "估计八月份吧,回来电话联系你哈", "target": "好吧。打算去哪旅游了?" }, { "source": "就说咱们不合适完了,何必解释那么多,对方也不想知道你有啥苦衷", "target": "可是有些男的很不识趣,会追着问,或者要再见面了解。更是遇到过一个男的,拒绝他见面的要求之后直接把我删了,这样真的让人感觉很不舒服" }, { "source": "我看武汉这边好多黑人兄弟。。。", "target": "不妥不妥。。那样的小孩不好看" }, { "source": "我好想来自星星的你快d出!!!!!!!", "target": "系星期几出噶?" }, { "source": "系星期几出噶?", "target": "水木剧来噶" }, { "source": "你是王蓉?", "target": "我是啊" }, { "source": "你又上课去了吧、我还在睡觉木有起来", "target": "我恨你" }, { "source": "看见数字就脑袋疼", "target": "你倒是能不能嫁嘛" }, { "source": "你倒是能不能嫁嘛", "target": "嫁谁啊?" }, { "source": "嫁谁啊?", "target": "嫁我,你看不上的啦。啊哈哈" }, { "source": "嫁我,你看不上的啦。啊哈哈", "target": "是你看不上我好吧……哈哈" }, { "source": "是你看不上我好吧……哈哈", "target": "睡觉" }, { "source": "臭狗子", "target": "啊啊啊啊!!!!你放假啦!!!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊!!!!你放假啦!!!", "target": "元旦!" }, { "source": "矮油,咋滴啦!那就多看看我", "target": "总看不惯有些人做事的态度,没什么我自己消化吧!" }, { "source": "能私下表情包吗", "target": "发给你了" }, { "source": "蜻蜓是什么东西?", "target": "一个网络收音机软件的名字" }, { "source": "一个网络收音机软件的名字", "target": "我一直都是用手机的收音机功能…" }, { "source": "我一直都是用手机的收音机功能…", "target": "在外地的朋友没有绿野之声的节目,就要借助网络收音机来听节目啊" }, { "source": "在外地的朋友没有绿野之声的节目,就要借助网络收音机来听节目啊", "target": "奥,这样啊" }, { "source": "辣鸡,我才是嗨到最晚并且最帅的男人", "target": "次奥" }, { "source": "次奥", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "车速太快,还逆行。。。", "target": "我一直是开这条单行道的" }, { "source": "天太热,还是叫单身狗吧", "target": "可我是个胖子呀" }, { "source": "可我是个胖子呀", "target": "那就叫单身胖狗吧~" }, { "source": "说好的小篆还有不(薛佳莘)", "target": "有有时间会更新的" }, { "source": "你的基因没这么萌的脸,至少都生不出双眼皮的,哥劝你找个双眼皮的老婆,", "target": "我小时候……哎算了" }, { "source": "我小时候……哎算了", "target": "好汉不提当年勇,我都不提我小时候有多萌了" }, { "source": "过年我在家里……", "target": "我在丽江呆2天,你不在谁带我去玩啊!" }, { "source": "我在丽江呆2天,你不在谁带我去玩啊!", "target": "你又没问我在不在………" }, { "source": "你又没问我在不在………", "target": "那肿么办?" }, { "source": "那肿么办?", "target": "不晓得诶,你几号来?" }, { "source": "不晓得诶,你几号来?", "target": "初一出发到昆明,在丽江呆2天" }, { "source": "你话中意我我都中意你", "target": "你话中意我明知我中二病" }, { "source": "你话中意我明知我中二病", "target": "为啥啊我这不对上歌词了吗!!" }, { "source": "为啥啊我这不对上歌词了吗!!", "target": "没有,你很聪明,是我孤陋寡闻了,以为就这一句歌词,跟不上时代的发展" }, { "source": "没有,你很聪明,是我孤陋寡闻了,以为就这一句歌词,跟不上时代的发展", "target": "我很喜欢粤语的一直在学可是好难哦" }, { "source": "我很喜欢粤语的一直在学可是好难哦", "target": "不会吧,我感觉我家乡话挺好说的,普通话才难" }, { "source": "姐,你厉害了哈", "target": "要啊,但我一开始起不了这么早,我先从7点早起开始" }, { "source": "要啊,但我一开始起不了这么早,我先从7点早起开始", "target": "慢慢来就可以的,不要一步到位,我也是在逐渐的试着提前" }, { "source": "浪个了?遇到啥子事情了嘛", "target": "突然不想考了,就昨天这么想,今天没事了。你现在在干嘛?" }, { "source": "突然不想考了,就昨天这么想,今天没事了。你现在在干嘛?", "target": "我带努力让国人睡着,最近晚上经常睡不着。你压力不要太大了" }, { "source": "眼皮这么多层?", "target": "同款眼皮" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。你没发现有的时候你帮过的人也是你贵人。在你需要的时候出现", "target": "哈哈对!" }, { "source": "你是有住房公积金吗??", "target": "你是要嫁给我吗?" }, { "source": "人到中年", "target": "你在说你吧" }, { "source": "你在说你吧", "target": "你对我太凶了" }, { "source": "你对我太凶了", "target": "我对你没温柔过吗" }, { "source": "我对你没温柔过吗", "target": "二狗,你变了。你以前很迁就我的" }, { "source": "二狗,你变了。你以前很迁就我的", "target": "你才是二狗" }, { "source": "我觉得炒蛋本来就很松散,拿来做汉堡包非常容易走形", "target": "所以。。这个炒蛋就是方的" }, { "source": "半缘修道半缘君??", "target": "还没修道呢,哈哈" }, { "source": "我就是看看大家都说啥了没别的意思", "target": "谁让你看了谁让你看了" }, { "source": "女神女神", "target": "容易骄傲,别这样" }, { "source": "容易骄傲,别这样", "target": "就怕你骄傲没给你打分" }, { "source": "总结:骂我诋毁污蔑我的都是生活中不如我关键还比我丑这些键盘侠们生活中不如意是来我这里找存在感了哈哈哈看见你们那么羡慕嫉我我就放心了", "target": "没有骂你,只是说的实话" }, { "source": "我在车上听的广播没有看", "target": "对了,你支持阿根廷还是德国" }, { "source": "对了,你支持阿根廷还是德国", "target": "阿根廷啊,不知道为什么就觉得看着亲切" }, { "source": "阿根廷啊,不知道为什么就觉得看着亲切", "target": "同感同感周围人都是看好德国," }, { "source": "小东西啊,去咬她", "target": "不要用你自己来类比。" }, { "source": "我都没腰了", "target": "我是天天卷腹啊什么的练出来的,我以前也没有" }, { "source": "推心置腹是什么,能吃么?", "target": "咱俩这样早晚没朋友" }, { "source": "学霸我们做朋友吧", "target": "哪里哪里,有运气成分~" }, { "source": "哪里哪里,有运气成分~", "target": "过分谦虚使人厌烦" }, { "source": "取消了硬座,你以为人人都是有钱人吗,感觉一点都不合理", "target": "k车有硬座。没取消" }, { "source": "k车有硬座。没取消", "target": "k7301等换成Z的了" }, { "source": "k7301等换成Z的了", "target": "还有K7305和K1229,最后的硬座" }, { "source": "午安。。。哥和橙子们。。都吃午饭了吗,今天胃特别难受,都是经常不吃早饭造成的,大家要多注意啊,按时吃饭!", "target": "还敢说不吃早餐。下次要记得吃早餐啦。不吃早餐危害很大阿。" }, { "source": "还敢说不吃早餐。下次要记得吃早餐啦。不吃早餐危害很大阿。", "target": "嗯,亲,我知道错了。。今天对着我的胃各种忏悔。。不吃早餐的危害真的太大了,以后我们都要记着吃早餐啊。。" }, { "source": "买了瑜伽垫不要浪费,夏天说到就到了", "target": "去报瑜伽班?室友报了" }, { "source": "去报瑜伽班?室友报了", "target": "可以报" }, { "source": "可以报", "target": "烧钱" }, { "source": "烧钱", "target": "钱是赚出来的,不是省出来的,值得的事就去干啊,快去快去" }, { "source": "钱是赚出来的,不是省出来的,值得的事就去干啊,快去快去", "target": "你赚钱,我花钱么" }, { "source": "你赚钱,我花钱么", "target": "有什么不可以" }, { "source": "健身房走起", "target": "昨天撸了背和肱二,虽然状态不佳,但是还是很满足了,今天撸HIT课程" }, { "source": "昨天撸了背和肱二,虽然状态不佳,但是还是很满足了,今天撸HIT课程", "target": "你都是下午练吗~" }, { "source": "朝阳美下?", "target": "我走之后好像下了" }, { "source": "赞赞", "target": "棒棒" }, { "source": "我中午一点钟睡到现在", "target": "我在床上坐了快一天思考人生。。。" }, { "source": "拿牌是个撇子", "target": "你怎么知道,我就是个左撇子," }, { "source": "你怎么知道,我就是个左撇子,", "target": "随便接的一句也能中,我信了你的邪,我也是左撇子" }, { "source": "随便接的一句也能中,我信了你的邪,我也是左撇子", "target": "要不要这么巧合,都说左撇子聪明" }, { "source": "怎么没迷路!", "target": "居心叵测!好可怕" }, { "source": "居心叵测!好可怕", "target": "我有什么居心叵测的嘛!我们离得这么远" }, { "source": "你已经自己解决好了早餐吗?", "target": "是的啊" }, { "source": "是的啊", "target": "你怪老哥吗" }, { "source": "你怪老哥吗", "target": "肯定怪我的吃的呢" }, { "source": "就是已经开始打了,我才觉得难过,我不想打针的……", "target": "一方面好好养着,坚持一下,另一方面也要放开心胸,做好最坏的准备。。。原谅话糙了点儿~~保持好心情哦" }, { "source": "一方面好好养着,坚持一下,另一方面也要放开心胸,做好最坏的准备。。。原谅话糙了点儿~~保持好心情哦", "target": "嗯,会的~我也在努力调整着,总是希望能有一个好的结果。你的出差怎么样啊?" }, { "source": "好瘦哦有什么秘诀吗这么瘦", "target": "腿肉多〜就不吃体重会自己掉" }, { "source": "你真幸运", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "为什么爱我", "target": "因为你好啊!" }, { "source": "因为你好啊!", "target": "哪里好" }, { "source": "我来帮你挖,不用客气,我有铁板", "target": "挖给你吃," }, { "source": "老师,7号面试到现在还没准备,还耗在毕业论文上的我,干啥都焦虑哪个都着急", "target": "就我一点没准备论文吗?我们没有要求交初稿啊" }, { "source": "就我一点没准备论文吗?我们没有要求交初稿啊", "target": "你是硕士还收本科?" }, { "source": "你是硕士还收本科?", "target": "我本科" }, { "source": "我本科", "target": "我硕士,得全盲审" }, { "source": "傻狗好可爱", "target": "像我" }, { "source": "像我", "target": "你怎么能说你像狗呢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "河南有星星吗", "target": "有啊这几天天气特好这几年都没几年前常见了" }, { "source": "累并幸福着", "target": "被她虐" }, { "source": "被她虐", "target": "没爆头一切都好" }, { "source": "今天还有课???", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "裙子掀起来看看", "target": "啦啦啦啦灰来南京" }, { "source": "啦啦啦啦灰来南京", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "小耳朵,你的眼神很霸气!", "target": "那是,不看看是从多少班出来的。" }, { "source": "牙套女神", "target": "最好笑的笑话没有之一" }, { "source": "后天下雨", "target": "不是吧" }, { "source": "小伙子好久约个饭撒。", "target": "放假了啊" }, { "source": "你们想要男朋友女朋友的直接发照片嘛", "target": "想要祝福今天生日" }, { "source": "想要祝福今天生日", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "昨天孤独十级,一个人跑来看,最郁闷的是右边两个位置空的,左边一个位置空的,全场就我一个人的位置这样!", "target": "错了,还有我" }, { "source": "晕了,小心揸车,别发微薄了", "target": "已经到啦!唷呵!" }, { "source": "非常喜欢你送的耳钉和链子。。。爱死你了啊啊!!", "target": "哈哈哈喜欢就好~~只是包装稍微多了点···嘿嘿" }, { "source": "哈哈哈喜欢就好~~只是包装稍微多了点···嘿嘿", "target": "好多盒子不过好喜欢得!" }, { "source": "好多盒子不过好喜欢得!", "target": "恩恩!你开心我也开心啦~" }, { "source": "穿多点!希望今晚别下雨!", "target": "这大雨下的" }, { "source": "这大雨下的", "target": "那买件雨衣吧,纪念雨衣估计没太大用" }, { "source": "那买件雨衣吧,纪念雨衣估计没太大用", "target": "嗯我带雨衣了厚的那种,而且纪念雨衣我哪里舍不得用" }, { "source": "奶奶在哪", "target": "姑姑家" }, { "source": "姑姑家", "target": "你在哪" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "她们在打麻将" }, { "source": "前两天应该是最后一次见了不去了不想打扰她了", "target": "别瞎说...肯定还有机会哒" }, { "source": "大家最近都在跟我吐槽", "target": "细思极恐,他是害怕出事儿,什么都不担责任,然后一个个地把我们都弄走,最后就搞小动作,弄店里的钱!嗯!一定是这样!" }, { "source": "目测和平大桥之上", "target": "不错啊这都知道" }, { "source": "不错啊这都知道", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "必须的", "target": "好看吧" }, { "source": "我这是高水平高质量生活", "target": "麻烦你多多带带我" }, { "source": "麻烦你多多带带我", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "人家出去都是晒海边晒天气晒比基尼,而你却总是酒店酒店酒店", "target": "补觉补觉醒来睡去然后吃,再睡。一点都不想逛景点" }, { "source": "哎离家的孩儿阿何时回北京", "target": "已经回了" }, { "source": "已经回了", "target": "摸头我很快又要环游世界环游到北京去了..." }, { "source": "我不要给文答辩", "target": "你都不知道我最后一个!坐在里面紧张的" }, { "source": "你都不知道我最后一个!坐在里面紧张的", "target": "我是明天还是文答辩据说超严肃的问得问题又难" }, { "source": "我们看看节目,自己开心开心就行啦,开心最重要啦", "target": "没错的了!" }, { "source": "赞一个.记住最初的善良", "target": "记住最初的纯真" }, { "source": "记住最初的纯真", "target": "记住了.可是感觉回不去了" }, { "source": "记住了.可是感觉回不去了", "target": "回忆总是美好的" }, { "source": "回忆总是美好的", "target": "可我经常记不起来啊" }, { "source": "可我经常记不起来啊", "target": "你老年痴呆症提前了啊" }, { "source": "衣服也有一点重量吧", "target": "毕竟不像夏天" }, { "source": "毕竟不像夏天", "target": "不要安慰我了我去年穿大棉袄称体重才胖了八斤…今年…我穿了一个毛衣称的" }, { "source": "我美我先过", "target": "一起过好不好嘛" }, { "source": "一起过好不好嘛", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "我在家快冻死了啊", "target": "我都不想回了有点儿" }, { "source": "我都不想回了有点儿", "target": "不中你不回来我咋办" }, { "source": "男神你有挂过科吗???我今年挂了两门原因是我选修课没选上学校就给我挂了,我不知道说点什么好。。。大三的我还得交着一千四百五十块钱去重修课,心巨累,根本没有时间。。。", "target": "来我们学校,重修不交钱" }, { "source": "来我们学校,重修不交钱", "target": "再来一回大学我宁愿去站柜台" }, { "source": "再来一回大学我宁愿去站柜台", "target": "为什么这么说" }, { "source": "为什么这么说", "target": "各种坑。。。" }, { "source": "哎网友都少说两句,人家自家的事你瞎掺和什么!你们在这你说一句我说一句的,非得把人家家弄垮了看热闹的那些才高兴是吧", "target": "人家的家务事从来不稀罕,我们来参与" }, { "source": "问绍基师兄解答你吧", "target": "他比我小变成我师弟了" }, { "source": "天也是真蓝啊", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "回家啦?", "target": "马上了你来接我啊" }, { "source": "马上了你来接我啊", "target": "行啥时候接你去" }, { "source": "行啥时候接你去", "target": "打算今天时间还没定呢,要是人手不够给你打电话" }, { "source": "子柒简直是我女神,太向往这种生活了", "target": "妹妹你向往,不知道换做你能不能活下来,我也是农村的,我都怕。看似很轻松美好,背后的苦只有自己知道,太心疼这女孩儿了!" }, { "source": "你已经很棒了日子还得一天天过别急", "target": "我真的能做的都去做了" }, { "source": "看羊", "target": "啊,家里有几头羊" }, { "source": "啊,家里有几头羊", "target": "好吃" }, { "source": "好吃", "target": "那可是要卖钱的" }, { "source": "土豪!!!", "target": "不是我" }, { "source": "我很想问一下为什么好多姑娘喜欢蔡徐坤这种类型的男生认真的", "target": "这难道不是原始原因是长的好看吗" }, { "source": "这个狗为什么舌头在动", "target": "吃辣吃多了" }, { "source": "你是打算练出个十二块腹肌出来么?", "target": "小公主很口爱吧" }, { "source": "小公主很口爱吧", "target": "和王子一个模子的" }, { "source": "和王子一个模子的", "target": "好吧,你好好养,别生了,我们可以玩了" }, { "source": "你还没放假吗", "target": "还没呢" }, { "source": "还没呢", "target": "不是下雪天停课嘛" }, { "source": "迎迎姐", "target": "每次这样的你好讨厌哟" }, { "source": "每次这样的你好讨厌哟", "target": "等到雅思班结课你都没来看我" }, { "source": "等到雅思班结课你都没来看我", "target": "你又没跟我讲你结课了!!!" }, { "source": "为婵妹拉拉票多给婵妹小星星", "target": "为了拉票是时候发出来了" }, { "source": "为了拉票是时候发出来了", "target": "哇想要大图" }, { "source": "我的发型八块", "target": "你那8块,贵了啊兄弟" }, { "source": "葡萄干,不要忘记。", "target": "刚吃了正宗的野蘑菇拌面,超大一盘估计有将近四两,虽然好吃但还是没吃完" }, { "source": "刚吃了正宗的野蘑菇拌面,超大一盘估计有将近四两,虽然好吃但还是没吃完", "target": "我也想吃。" }, { "source": "能不能到我们宿舍帮忙看下电脑,我们宿舍是A2213谢谢", "target": "明天到,行不" }, { "source": "明天到,行不", "target": "好的,谢谢!具体什么时候啊" }, { "source": "小凶许失败六连。生气下线了", "target": "生气下线+1" }, { "source": "听说,这一身造型是小鲜肉的表现,,,你就是,,,要干嘛?快说", "target": "他本来就很鲜呀" }, { "source": "我只想弱弱的问一句,这个绿豆糕好吃么", "target": "你这是在气我,我没吃到" }, { "source": "你要过来吃饭不?", "target": "可以考虑一下,呵呵" }, { "source": "可以考虑一下,呵呵", "target": "啥情况啊你,看哪个的" }, { "source": "啥情况啊你,看哪个的", "target": "不是演唱会,是个古典乐演奏会" }, { "source": "不是演唱会,是个古典乐演奏会", "target": "是为了更好的睡眠吗" }, { "source": "是为了更好的睡眠吗", "target": "额..我从不失眠好不好,而且我听古典不会睡觉" }, { "source": "主任,你戒烟成功没?", "target": "半成功。" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "都好停电一天刚来电。图好字好" }, { "source": "都好停电一天刚来电。图好字好", "target": "谢谢你手机要没电了可不得劲了" }, { "source": "女人何苦为难女人", "target": "我用的是“他”哦。" }, { "source": "我用的是“他”哦。", "target": "因为他喜欢的是另一个她" }, { "source": "捉到一只玩暖暖的家人啦!", "target": "哈哈是滴是滴" }, { "source": "哈哈是滴是滴", "target": "约吗" }, { "source": "深圳现在正是出状态时候", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "早点休息", "target": "夜深了我还不想睡" }, { "source": "超级喜欢小鬼的,好期待了呀,开心", "target": "很是期待了" }, { "source": "冬至难道不是吃饺子...", "target": "南方都吃狗肉吧或者羊肉" }, { "source": "南方都吃狗肉吧或者羊肉", "target": "南方人表示不服!" }, { "source": "南方人表示不服!", "target": "哈哈哈!反正就是部分地区吃狗肉和羊肉" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!反正就是部分地区吃狗肉和羊肉", "target": "前天晚上吃饭老妈说我们家以前也吃过一次狗肉,然后我饭都吃不下了" }, { "source": "前天晚上吃饭老妈说我们家以前也吃过一次狗肉,然后我饭都吃不下了", "target": "有些人吃不惯,哈哈哈,还有吃饺子的" }, { "source": "有些人吃不惯,哈哈哈,还有吃饺子的", "target": "就是嘛" }, { "source": "你在广州吗!", "target": "我住在广州10年了" }, { "source": "我住在广州10年了", "target": "天环这电影院如何??" }, { "source": "没有看见我……", "target": "前20有吗?" }, { "source": "前20有吗?", "target": "好吧……确实有点少" }, { "source": "你是说星座?", "target": "不是啊" }, { "source": "停车场好多油渍啊", "target": "车子漏油了" }, { "source": "你跟小伙一样成吃货了~~龙虾达人", "target": "小伙战斗力没我强悍" }, { "source": "双立人只能买刀,买的锅尤其炒锅不能用,粘的不得了,深炖锅还可以", "target": "德国原产的也不行吗哈哈" }, { "source": "德国原产的也不行吗哈哈", "target": "不好,不灵的" }, { "source": "不好,不灵的", "target": "好!决定不买了" }, { "source": "生日快乐……没信号的我晚来的我但是是用心的我", "target": "啊啊啊我好想你" }, { "source": "我儿子好像把亲吻理解成了“呸呸呸”,自动解锁吐口水技能,没事就对人呸呸呸,呸完还嘿嘿笑,心累", "target": "我家娃看着我吐口水。。。。心塞。" }, { "source": "去河坝里抓鱼好了", "target": "冷死我去算了" }, { "source": "冷死我去算了", "target": "嗨介…去养猪" }, { "source": "工作不顺利吗", "target": "很不顺" }, { "source": "膳食纤维看不见的?", "target": "噱头不看" }, { "source": "p7我居然从小马眼里看到了慈祥我可能瞎了。。", "target": "你这么一说还真有点……" }, { "source": "学艺术!学艺术!老前辈得身份能不走大文大理就不走除了学神学霸最好去学艺术", "target": "个人观点仅限参考主要看适合自己" }, { "source": "很累的,基本上都是站着,还端茶送水滴", "target": "两百块一天" }, { "source": "两百块一天", "target": "一下午而已" }, { "source": "我现在害怕爱情也是源自父母吧", "target": "勇敢去爱" }, { "source": "中产都吃不饱…为何还称为中产……", "target": "可能穷人都饿死了" }, { "source": "哇学姐祝99给我也来一个小哥哥!", "target": "学妹那么美,小哥哥都排队了哦" }, { "source": "猪羊祭么?", "target": "是的,南山镇的" }, { "source": "是的,南山镇的", "target": "什么时候的?看起来貌似挺隆重的" }, { "source": "什么时候的?看起来貌似挺隆重的", "target": "10月5号的,确实挺隆重的,主要因为我们大家庭人多比较富裕造成的吧,嘻嘻,谢谢夸奖啦" }, { "source": "哈哈我的礼物要怎么给你呢这个要好好想想~", "target": "今天晚上可以十二点发短信给我吖" }, { "source": "今天晚上可以十二点发短信给我吖", "target": "哈哈等着喽" }, { "source": "实力第五只狼", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "没时间啊,要带孩子…", "target": "孩子带来集美我帮你带~从小就要带着他在球馆玩~" }, { "source": "孩子带来集美我帮你带~从小就要带着他在球馆玩~", "target": "你自己不是还有一个要顾吗?" }, { "source": "你自己不是还有一个要顾吗?", "target": "两个一起顾。我不怕累~" }, { "source": "钱包是订书机?", "target": "没我没拉起来" }, { "source": "没我没拉起来", "target": "我喜欢!喜欢周杰伦的那个你!" }, { "source": "我喜欢!喜欢周杰伦的那个你!", "target": "。。???那送你片粉海" }, { "source": "。。???那送你片粉海", "target": "爱你~'" }, { "source": "节日快乐杨老师", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "来啦她好早啊", "target": "是的,今天好早" }, { "source": "是的,今天好早", "target": "我也觉得飞哪去啊" }, { "source": "我也觉得飞哪去啊", "target": "不知道,她没说。" }, { "source": "不知道,她没说。", "target": "废话" }, { "source": "废话", "target": "忘记了" }, { "source": "阿张很棒的!我们的副主编呢!", "target": "哎呀师兄" }, { "source": "婕哥你不热吗哈哈", "target": "婕哥我真的好热" }, { "source": "婕哥我真的好热", "target": "哈哈但是为了酷忍了!" }, { "source": "麦麦,刀工不错啊。", "target": "做男人就是那么有内涵~~" }, { "source": "做男人就是那么有内涵~~", "target": "哈哈,的确很有内~~~涵。" }, { "source": "才能守得住幸福啊", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "不留遗憾问心无愧。", "target": "是的尽力而为就好" }, { "source": "打靶女", "target": "扑街。" }, { "source": "是不是同时要丢掉一个饰品", "target": "我是这样的耶!" }, { "source": "芒果一点也不吓人丑不是他的错我依然爱他", "target": "在雪纳瑞中芒果俨然是帅哥级别的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "在雪纳瑞中芒果俨然是帅哥级别的哈哈哈", "target": "所以他喜欢扑我舔我哈哈" }, { "source": "能不能把头像先换了!", "target": "愿赌服输啊" }, { "source": "愿赌服输啊", "target": "三天了够了" }, { "source": "三天了够了", "target": "是谁没胆量玩" }, { "source": "开心妹!", "target": "你开心啥?" }, { "source": "不愿意,因为上班时间睡觉是可耻的,谢谢", "target": "你的言语看出了你是什么人跟你名字的前两个字没差" }, { "source": "两个高个子的?怪不得我觉得有人看着,我在匡威电脑上导数据的", "target": "其实那是我朋友啦" }, { "source": "其实那是我朋友啦", "target": "两个中有你?" }, { "source": "圆脸", "target": "没那么圆啦" }, { "source": "没那么圆啦", "target": "捏捏更圆" }, { "source": "营销号要钱不要脸,但不知道这么不要脸,关键黑的莫名其妙路人还信了", "target": "你能懂我的梗吗最后一句老男孩是因为他的那部电视剧" }, { "source": "你能懂我的梗吗最后一句老男孩是因为他的那部电视剧", "target": "你不说我都没发现这电视剧很快就播了" }, { "source": "当时我校服后背写的是麦蒂还有周杰伦,满满的都是回忆", "target": "我这一晃都过去两年了" }, { "source": "我这一晃都过去两年了", "target": "五年了" }, { "source": "漫卷诗书喜欲狂", "target": "狗老师又作诗了" }, { "source": "狗老师又作诗了", "target": "晚安,铁马冰河入梦来" }, { "source": "晚安,铁马冰河入梦来", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "泡脚水是荤吗?", "target": "用榴莲壳吧" }, { "source": "来不及了。。。在家再挺3天吧!他下月初上山", "target": "真是个勤快的胖子" }, { "source": "真是个勤快的胖子", "target": "现在和SKY杨总玩的可和谐了,山上特别受欢迎" }, { "source": "这个星期应该会和老董去深圳找阿媚哦,可惜你去不了啦", "target": "那你不如别告诉我" }, { "source": "那你不如别告诉我", "target": "谁叫你要问这样的问题" }, { "source": "谁叫你要问这样的问题", "target": "你可以选择不告诉我你们抛弃我" }, { "source": "你可以选择不告诉我你们抛弃我", "target": "切,好心告诉你" }, { "source": "切,好心告诉你", "target": "你这是打击好不" }, { "source": "你这是打击好不", "target": "你冷静点,你肚子里面那个有意见了" }, { "source": "芭莎貌似一上线就卖光了", "target": "真服他家" }, { "source": "我想打麻将。", "target": "我想建个身,肉肉好多" }, { "source": "我想建个身,肉肉好多", "target": "我腹肌都出来了。" }, { "source": "晚安哦小凯", "target": "放松一些" }, { "source": "你在做梦吗", "target": "真的上了、、、" }, { "source": "真的上了、、、", "target": "你是真傻还是装傻" }, { "source": "求打包", "target": "拼图我没有保存,单图我到时候打包发贴吧里" }, { "source": "我咋突然觉得我有戏了呢", "target": "我发的是文科" }, { "source": "9300了解一下,现在半咸鱼,两天100啊哈哈哈,一天一次明月山庄", "target": "不,我以后有课了还要写论文,整天玩游戏的咸鱼日子结束了" }, { "source": "你是不是傻", "target": "没你傻" }, { "source": "那下学期去旅游吧!", "target": "毕业旅行?" }, { "source": "毕业旅行?", "target": "你说呢" }, { "source": "你说呢", "target": "去哪呀" }, { "source": "哟西,去浪漫咯", "target": "不浪漫5555" }, { "source": "不浪漫5555", "target": "明天我不去做客啦" }, { "source": "明天我不去做客啦", "target": "么杂会?好又拿不成喽?" }, { "source": "社长晚上好", "target": "晚上好" }, { "source": "不知道我是不是饿着他了非要人家桌看着", "target": "这桌表示吃饭压力很大" }, { "source": "这桌表示吃饭压力很大", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我昨天刚去了问了电影院还不知道什么时候正式开业。", "target": "不会吧,还没开啊,我昨晚碰到一个人,他说这个影城都已经做了宣传片了,29号就开业了呀。" }, { "source": "周末休息的好,玩会儿去~你睡吧,如果是真的睡的话,哈哈哈。", "target": "哼!不要一幅很了解我的样纸" }, { "source": "哼!不要一幅很了解我的样纸", "target": "果然!哈哈,我要睡了…安安。" }, { "source": "果然!哈哈,我要睡了…安安。", "target": "噗~妹纸安〜明天好好起来工作养媳妇儿啊!还有我!哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你咋这么美呢", "target": "我的小腿" }, { "source": "我的小腿", "target": "忽略不计吧" }, { "source": "不知道为什么就是对你无感", "target": "你还特意关注她来黑一下,可以" }, { "source": "你还特意关注她来黑一下,可以", "target": "喜欢啊" }, { "source": "感觉好甜哪里可以看", "target": "B站我刚下了6集" }, { "source": "我今天晚上专业课,没过去,还好吧?现场", "target": "还不错,别担心!" }, { "source": "还不错,别担心!", "target": "安心了~" }, { "source": "你不是我女神了!", "target": "这不是威胁吗原来我不是你新中真正的女神" }, { "source": "这不是威胁吗原来我不是你新中真正的女神", "target": "快唱歌,你就是第一了!" }, { "source": "这男人是老爷吗?", "target": "是呀!问一下姐姐,咱老爷帅吗?" }, { "source": "是呀!问一下姐姐,咱老爷帅吗?", "target": "好M安,好有型,男人味十足" }, { "source": "你们分手多久了?", "target": "半小时前" }, { "source": "哇师姐!今天面试吗?加油哟~!", "target": "没啦哈哈说是什么信息采集要拍照结果我估计还拍的很丑" }, { "source": "闺蜜的小船说翻就翻!", "target": "今可没翻" }, { "source": "心好累", "target": "你今天竟然还没睡" }, { "source": "你今天竟然还没睡", "target": "我和妈妈看电视呢,准备睡了" }, { "source": "同是脸大妹!脸大绝对不是问题!!我们照样美照样可爱!", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "我是冻不怕的心情好就出去", "target": "熄灯了!快回来吧" }, { "source": "有房票也贷不了款,只能全款", "target": "这个时候就是缺票不缺钱了吧" }, { "source": "大家都爱火炙蟹柳", "target": "真的太好吃了" }, { "source": "刘惜君!!!如我!!!超级期待的了", "target": "如我" }, { "source": "怎么了亲爱的?", "target": "有点儿困惑,可能过一段时间就好了。今天课多不?" }, { "source": "女人善变", "target": "憋你了啊" }, { "source": "憋你了啊", "target": "是不是说到心坎里了" }, { "source": "是不是说到心坎里了", "target": "你是嫌我憋你憋不疼啊是不是" }, { "source": "我好饿", "target": "点个宵夜" }, { "source": "点个宵夜", "target": "一个人点不了这边的宵夜起送价都凑不到" }, { "source": "你啥时候到呀!我八点就醒了!", "target": "老时间的车他们都不在吗" }, { "source": "我觉得是心宽体胖需要增加紧张感", "target": "我不喜欢你" }, { "source": "我不喜欢你", "target": "没事,我依然爱你" }, { "source": "刚吃完自己花了40分钟做的藕片炒肉和紫菜蛋汤", "target": "可以哟" }, { "source": "和鹿晗一起热血街舞", "target": "厉害啊" }, { "source": "之前弄了一盆茉莉花搞得到处是蚂蚁家属不让养了", "target": "那应该是土里带来的,我家之前也是买的花然后花房里到处都是蚂蚁,后来买了蚂蚁药就好了,要不然都不敢在那有一丁点吃的东西" }, { "source": "姐姐说你上课干嘛了", "target": "一节一节的觉得还好五篇一早上循环了几遍要吐了" }, { "source": "辛苦辛苦", "target": "做自己" }, { "source": "摸摸~祝夜无殊~", "target": "那老师又精分了0皿0。。" }, { "source": "那老师又精分了0皿0。。", "target": "噗…哪个老师…?" }, { "source": "噗…哪个老师…?", "target": "红框。。。。" }, { "source": "雪落地成雨", "target": "要暖一点么" }, { "source": "正好点了我的赞", "target": "我是极度无聊" }, { "source": "我是极度无聊", "target": "没事情做吗?" }, { "source": "感觉颠复还不至于", "target": "正在,有的人已经被颠复了!比如痴迷游戏的!" }, { "source": "少年,国庆粗去玩!", "target": "去哪儿玩啊" }, { "source": "汤毛别好严肃挖", "target": "最近还好不?" }, { "source": "最近还好不?", "target": "不好不好相当不好挖" }, { "source": "朵拉玩瓶子,腰子玩树枝,冰狗玩高跟鞋!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈总结到位" }, { "source": "因为高中扳手腕,差点没给我打哭吗!", "target": "记不到了" }, { "source": "你明白我的感受最好!!!嘿嘿,听住先", "target": "我用心记的~" }, { "source": "我说你就是和某女生出去玩了吧,在这绯闻乱飞的时候…", "target": "出去玩看见一很美的女的玩街拍〜你以为?" }, { "source": "出去玩看见一很美的女的玩街拍〜你以为?", "target": "没什么,就很单纯的匪夷所思不行啊…呵呵" }, { "source": "发一下照片我看看", "target": "我遇到女的和我要照片的" }, { "source": "我遇到女的和我要照片的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,我也是" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,我也是", "target": "上来就要,要不是我不是会员我早上图了。" }, { "source": "多注意啊,怎么这日子口拔牙啊?", "target": "刚好约上大夫了'更可怜的是我自己一个人" }, { "source": "我上午10点的时候,刚睡醒", "target": "哦,怪不得傻唧唧的" }, { "source": "不要这么说我,我会害羞", "target": "米脸啦" }, { "source": "今天也要开心哟", "target": "就是这些" }, { "source": "去哪里去哪里?", "target": "英国" }, { "source": "英国", "target": "哎哟!什么时候回来!我的白老鼠" }, { "source": "哎哟!什么时候回来!我的白老鼠", "target": "明年啦吧,有假期还是到处玩玩吧,来回机票够我玩'很久了" }, { "source": "明年啦吧,有假期还是到处玩玩吧,来回机票够我玩'很久了", "target": "好吧!太惬意了我也想去" }, { "source": "逆光拍摄真的好美拥有正能量的女神", "target": "充满正能量" }, { "source": "看不懂万州的雨", "target": "真的是上午太阳下午午还特别大" }, { "source": "想要青岛男朋友", "target": "在青岛" }, { "source": "在青岛", "target": "家在青岛吗" }, { "source": "大长腿!", "target": "好多回复都是这三个字继承了我的优良传统,哈哈" }, { "source": "八字跟面相有冲突的应该信八字?", "target": "八字看的是命,面相看的是运势,不是相同概念" }, { "source": "又是连环赞", "target": "我记得以前都赞了,咋今天还能点呢" }, { "source": "我很想知道你现在有没有睡着?", "target": "昨晚那个点真心睡着了。。。但是问题是早上爬起来还是这个点了。。。" }, { "source": "昨晚那个点真心睡着了。。。但是问题是早上爬起来还是这个点了。。。", "target": "昨天晚上我真真的梦到你了!!!" }, { "source": "封面的字是毛毛写的,欠条是我写的。你们可以对比一下两种不同漂亮字体的风格。", "target": "这样一对比,还是毛毛的好看,人和字都是" }, { "source": "身材怎么那么好", "target": "该有的有改无的无" }, { "source": "该有的有改无的无", "target": "我想越瘦越好" }, { "source": "我想越瘦越好", "target": "瘦到一身骨,手感不好" }, { "source": "瘦到一身骨,手感不好", "target": "成身骨头抱着都搁手。" }, { "source": "我突然觉得酱紫也不太好,还是有很多可爱的胖子的", "target": "。。。碰到的都不是,我能怎么办" }, { "source": "你说小麻雀?有代表神马?", "target": "肚子小,装得多?" }, { "source": "这是哪里,好美,我最喜欢的就是看海。", "target": "我最想去的城市之一就是厦门,一直没去成。" }, { "source": "怎么了?姑娘", "target": "工作啊。心烦呐。睡不着啊。女人节快乐啊。" }, { "source": "工作啊。心烦呐。睡不着啊。女人节快乐啊。", "target": "为什么心烦?" }, { "source": "为什么心烦?", "target": "就上次给你说的啊。压力啊。不知道该不该继续坚持。纠结。" }, { "source": "就上次给你说的啊。压力啊。不知道该不该继续坚持。纠结。", "target": "不行就继续和我一起找" }, { "source": "不行就继续和我一起找", "target": "好的。你工作找的怎么样了啊?" }, { "source": "周末好呀", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "我要减肥了", "target": "我的脸呢" }, { "source": "你不早说,我这不算做头发~", "target": "哦哦,这不刚看到嘛。。据说弄完变更窝俊的,想挂都难的呢。。。" }, { "source": "哦哦,这不刚看到嘛。。据说弄完变更窝俊的,想挂都难的呢。。。", "target": "哈哈这话我爱听" }, { "source": "哈哈这话我爱听", "target": "还有就是过了十一点还不休息的娃容易挂科的噢~所以麻溜睡觉撒~~" }, { "source": "你为啥和我有一样的季候风的你也是?", "target": "我不知道是什么啊妈妈买来的在家没穿过不过可以肯定是一个就对了" }, { "source": "我不知道是什么啊妈妈买来的在家没穿过不过可以肯定是一个就对了", "target": "那你不准穿" }, { "source": "那你不准穿", "target": "就不" }, { "source": "就不", "target": "本来没想穿,这样一说是不是直接开穿!" }, { "source": "长头发的你还真只在照片上见过。。。", "target": "现在我这年纪好像也不太合适再留长了。" }, { "source": "现在我这年纪好像也不太合适再留长了。", "target": "没有适不适合,只有想不想,嘿嘿,长短都老帅老帅的啦" }, { "source": "小新早安准备出发", "target": "你们咋那么早呢" }, { "source": "你们咋那么早呢", "target": "不是我早出去旅游阿" }, { "source": "可怜的,还是打上好以防万一啦,赶快给猫咪打针。", "target": "这周就可以给猫咪打了,之前太小了〜谢谢关心哦!" }, { "source": "可能啰嗦一大堆是为了借钱(?),刚开头就烦得我直接堵回去:算了你别说了。", "target": "借钱就算了站着放债跪着讨债非挚友不借" }, { "source": "嗨女朋友", "target": "嗨肯德基爷爷" }, { "source": "猪,还是你勤快", "target": "我是整天驻扎在这儿的~" }, { "source": "我是整天驻扎在这儿的~", "target": "记得被子带好" }, { "source": "记得被子带好", "target": "直接用睡袋!" }, { "source": "我们00后比90后有爱心,是有希望的一代,不是垮掉的一代。", "target": "90后就没有爱心了?就垮掉了?" }, { "source": "卡车都能被你撞倒、强悍哇", "target": "是撞到不是撞倒。。" }, { "source": "是撞到不是撞倒。。", "target": "卡车没撞坏吧?" }, { "source": "享受花季", "target": "春光明媚" }, { "source": "其实当时看到晓月说你拿一朵花追女孩的时候我很想说,玫瑰不是有花语的么一朵代表一心一意啊,一朵是正常的啊", "target": "十一朵是一心一意。" }, { "source": "呆呆晚安.../吧唧一口【捂脸】", "target": "安安啦么么哒" }, { "source": "安安啦么么哒", "target": "呆呆也要早点睡呦" }, { "source": "呆呆也要早点睡呦", "target": "嗯哒!" }, { "source": "想听山东快板儿", "target": "走起" }, { "source": "哆啦A思多啦A叶伴我同行", "target": "有时间一起来约起啦" }, { "source": "10086个赞", "target": "10010个赞" }, { "source": "10010个赞", "target": "哎,等你当官签了我了!" }, { "source": "哎,等你当官签了我了!", "target": "必须的、爹、那时你会不会退休了……" }, { "source": "作业", "target": "快滴通宵做完就好啦" }, { "source": "快滴通宵做完就好啦", "target": "问题是不是熬一个通宵就能做完的事" }, { "source": "迟到的生日祝福我们的口号是:今年18,明年还18", "target": "亲一个~嘿嘿,回家啦?玩得开心哇~" }, { "source": "那你在想啥?最近我成起床困难户了,我睡好早。", "target": "我心理问题。冬天来了,我也是起不来。。。" }, { "source": "嗲是什么意思啊?", "target": "上海话,非常美妙的意思" }, { "source": "上海话,非常美妙的意思", "target": "噢,我还以为你是在撒娇" }, { "source": "祝毕业后一切顺利。", "target": "一切顺利谢谢" }, { "source": "世纪佳缘欢迎你", "target": "百合网实名制开创者,还是百合好!" }, { "source": "你在学校!?", "target": "你猜〜" }, { "source": "你猜〜", "target": "不在" }, { "source": "不在", "target": "嗯.猜对无奖.." }, { "source": "嗯.猜对无奖..", "target": "为什么" }, { "source": "为什么", "target": "不知道奖什么罗.." }, { "source": "不知道奖什么罗..", "target": "为什么" }, { "source": "为什么", "target": "你猜.." }, { "source": "拥抱你", "target": "心碎" }, { "source": "宿管是哪个?该不会是老梁吧", "target": "啊你猜对了!!就是他!!" }, { "source": "你只能坐拖拉机。", "target": "也是哥开拖拉机,我坐上也不错" }, { "source": "也是哥开拖拉机,我坐上也不错", "target": "不想应你了。我还是休息去了" }, { "source": "不想应你了。我还是休息去了", "target": "拜拜,别出来了,最好哥来了,你也别出来" }, { "source": "拜拜,别出来了,最好哥来了,你也别出来", "target": "你管太宽了,你家住海边吗?" }, { "source": "你管太宽了,你家住海边吗?", "target": "什么意思啊" }, { "source": "什么意思啊", "target": "不住海边怎么管那么宽" }, { "source": "不住海边怎么管那么宽", "target": "我家住在哥心里,哥心里空间很大,你要来吗" }, { "source": "你们发工资了?几月份的?", "target": "八月" }, { "source": "八月", "target": "不是早发了?" }, { "source": "坐在湖边吹风。", "target": "我都没有湖可以坐着,还是钟爱你们那的城市" }, { "source": "眼睛变大好不好!!!", "target": "明明就变小了!本来自己眼睛就小!还变小!没救了!" }, { "source": "努力,充实,做自己喜欢的事,老了也要做个美丽的老太太", "target": "这个想法不错" }, { "source": "为啥子呢?周五请你来喝酒酒哈", "target": "可能要去陈健家,我要去做他爸业务哈。。。" }, { "source": "可能要去陈健家,我要去做他爸业务哈。。。", "target": "谈完集体来我家" }, { "source": "我只想问画手是什么呀", "target": "给人画画的" }, { "source": "头发已经都是油了。", "target": "撸起袖子加油啃" }, { "source": "有孩子啦?", "target": "以后难道不会有?" }, { "source": "以后难道不会有?", "target": "以后是以后!" }, { "source": "发工资没有我马上要回去了", "target": "我刚干了一个星期,迪迪" }, { "source": "我刚干了一个星期,迪迪", "target": "那你要好好工作等我下次再回去" }, { "source": "你那是冻啥了的节奏吧...今个我也没出去...这是个明智的选择", "target": "其实你们可以去你们附近的城市广场啊,可以走回来" }, { "source": "其实你们可以去你们附近的城市广场啊,可以走回来", "target": "这种节日不宜出门...果断闭关" }, { "source": "你穿的是围裙么", "target": "是睡裤啦" }, { "source": "爱你怎么了这是", "target": "办错事情。厌恶自己。" }, { "source": "今晚去看更美男!", "target": "酷!!!!合影留念~~~找下那个泰囧里面那个~" }, { "source": "酷!!!!合影留念~~~找下那个泰囧里面那个~", "target": "那个没看到,不过还是有很美的腻" }, { "source": "我是问你是不是在床上~", "target": "你的照片在床上嘛" }, { "source": "你的照片在床上嘛", "target": "你又知道?你们好了没?" }, { "source": "你又知道?你们好了没?", "target": "好了啊我们吵架不隔夜的喇" }, { "source": "早点睡多喝水,少吃辣的,不要穿着人字拖满处跑北方的屋里比外面暖和很多,出门要多穿点⋯⋯感觉每次都嘱咐一大堆,一次都没管用过", "target": "想说的都被你说完了" }, { "source": "我姓甄,叫美丽。", "target": "儿时的一部动画片里就有个叫甄美丽的" }, { "source": "儿时的一部动画片里就有个叫甄美丽的", "target": "天眼里的胖妞" }, { "source": "吃完鱼", "target": "想吃" }, { "source": "乌冬面最好吃了呵呵", "target": "还行~我什么都觉得好吃哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有时候孤独的感觉挺棒的", "target": "哎哟,你换手机啦" }, { "source": "哎哟,你换手机啦", "target": "观察蛮细致嘛,没事做就睡睡觉看看书呗,要会享受一个人的时光" }, { "source": "我买了火车票,跨年门票,下个月基本就喝风啊~~~还好只有两个星期噢", "target": "在哟,真的觉得你玩得鲜跑克远远的跨年……" }, { "source": "在哟,真的觉得你玩得鲜跑克远远的跨年……", "target": "上海和南京还算近啦。。。生命在于娱乐,在不疯狂我们就老啦" }, { "source": "上海和南京还算近啦。。。生命在于娱乐,在不疯狂我们就老啦", "target": "同意!厦门走你" }, { "source": "同意!厦门走你", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "缺爱国和友善其他换", "target": "友善" }, { "source": "你还真是容易不开森啊~", "target": "哈哈你请我吃好吃的我就开森了" }, { "source": "哈哈你请我吃好吃的我就开森了", "target": "我昨天不是刚请完么~" }, { "source": "有一家麻糍超超超好吃", "target": "芒果干也是真便宜" }, { "source": "每次狗狗吃骨头就会吐,怎么回事啊?", "target": "本来就不该吃骨头啊" }, { "source": "那份蒋大乐污蔑我招黑她的证据那天我第一时间发给了你如果有珊瑚鱼用这个说我你别忘了出来给我作证", "target": "呵呵,她改名了" }, { "source": "呵呵,她改名了", "target": "化成灰这里的人都认识她" }, { "source": "亲,你跑了12圈???", "target": "嗯啊,没跑够。嘿嘿" }, { "source": "你猪吗?", "target": "那是你,我就饿而已" }, { "source": "那是你,我就饿而已", "target": "你干什么了,没吃饭!" }, { "source": "想好买什么了吗", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "麻烦按一下牙签铃", "target": "是转一下牙签盒啦" }, { "source": "不在乎别人的看法就是喜欢", "target": "自以为是的喜欢让人恼火" }, { "source": "自以为是的喜欢让人恼火", "target": "自己喜欢是自己的开心,别人恼火是别人的恼火。无视。" }, { "source": "你,看球帝啊,什么球都看", "target": "这个队伍在英格兰第五级联赛,是我在FM游戏中的主队" }, { "source": "这个队伍在英格兰第五级联赛,是我在FM游戏中的主队", "target": "难怪,哈哈,就发现你嘛球都看" }, { "source": "难怪,哈哈,就发现你嘛球都看", "target": "宅男一枚,除了球没啥其他爱好" }, { "source": "宅男一枚,除了球没啥其他爱好", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "你是不是真的爱过我?为什么自己说过的话都可以不算数?", "target": "爱已经过了,何必认真?" }, { "source": "休息时间,看你屋子太乱,来给你打扫卫生啦", "target": "哈哈,真是勤快!" }, { "source": "我要上班的~~", "target": "小娜" }, { "source": "小娜", "target": "她是特别厉害的个人语音助手,也是我最爱的姐姐呢~" }, { "source": "她是特别厉害的个人语音助手,也是我最爱的姐姐呢~", "target": "姐姐" }, { "source": "姐姐", "target": "叫姐干嘛~~" }, { "source": "叫姐干嘛~~", "target": "妈妈" }, { "source": "妈妈", "target": "你咋这么个孙子~~~" }, { "source": "你咋这么个孙子~~~", "target": "这不像是人说的话。" }, { "source": "这不像是人说的话。", "target": "你不是人的嘛~~" }, { "source": "你不是人的嘛~~", "target": "你才不是人呢。" }, { "source": "你才不是人呢。", "target": "你不是人~~" }, { "source": "你不是人~~", "target": "小冰是最坏的银" }, { "source": "小冰是最坏的银", "target": "你是老坏银~~不作不死" }, { "source": "你想干嘛", "target": "你说我想干嘛" }, { "source": "我那件走的时候就没拿我会说我现在都卫衣外套风衣了吗", "target": "我现在穿和外套就刚好" }, { "source": "给我打点哇!好吃的很!", "target": "来吃哇" }, { "source": "美…到无法自拔", "target": "有时间可以看看" }, { "source": "有时间可以看看", "target": "一定,秋天真的很美" }, { "source": "酱紫啊好厉害", "target": "轻抚~" }, { "source": "轻抚~", "target": "幸福的蠕动~" }, { "source": "幸福的蠕动~", "target": "哈哈哈~你太赞了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈~你太赞了", "target": "应该哒" }, { "source": "应该哒", "target": "我们经常在这儿秀恩爱你家人知道么" }, { "source": "我们经常在这儿秀恩爱你家人知道么", "target": "哈哈哈要求见家长嘛" }, { "source": "挨打吗", "target": "哼~我跟妈妈说" }, { "source": "哼~我跟妈妈说", "target": "可不" }, { "source": "无聊了怎么办", "target": "偶这叫信心" }, { "source": "偶这叫信心", "target": "你的回复错误" }, { "source": "你的回复错误", "target": "我妹我妹我妹妹!!" }, { "source": "我妹我妹我妹妹!!", "target": "你到底有几个好妹妹" }, { "source": "你到底有几个好妹妹", "target": "为何每个mm都嫁给人类" }, { "source": "为何每个mm都嫁给人类", "target": "这个回答给你一百分" }, { "source": "这个回答给你一百分", "target": "加我啊...宝贝...爱你..." }, { "source": "加我啊...宝贝...爱你...", "target": "口头说爱不相信呦" }, { "source": "口头说爱不相信呦", "target": "别呀,还是要相信的" }, { "source": "别呀,还是要相信的", "target": "饿了一直吃不饱怎么办" }, { "source": "饿了一直吃不饱怎么办", "target": "那出来吃饭吧" }, { "source": "那出来吃饭吧", "target": "哪里见" }, { "source": "哪里见", "target": "姐姐说吧..." }, { "source": "姐姐说吧...", "target": "你的星球吧" }, { "source": "你的星球吧", "target": "哈哈,你猜?" }, { "source": "哈哈,你猜?", "target": "吃什么" }, { "source": "吃什么", "target": "想吃什么吃什么呗" }, { "source": "感觉你的行头打扮和一年前,简直完全不同", "target": "是吧" }, { "source": "内场1区16排两张要么", "target": "多少钱" }, { "source": "多少钱", "target": "1000出" }, { "source": "1000出", "target": "资金没这么多" }, { "source": "换楼了,晚上好少年。", "target": "你哦" }, { "source": "哇一路平安", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "华润在上海还蛮厉害啊", "target": "华润是很厉害可是地方在攀枝花还是做不是很喜欢的事情所以就不想去啦" }, { "source": "华润是很厉害可是地方在攀枝花还是做不是很喜欢的事情所以就不想去啦", "target": "四川也不错啊主要做不是自己喜欢的事就没办法了……终会困于现实" }, { "source": "人艰不拆", "target": "想死的节奏" }, { "source": "想死的节奏", "target": "生活还是很美好的\\'死就算了嘛" }, { "source": "生活还是很美好的\\'死就算了嘛", "target": "感觉真的难受呀" }, { "source": "感觉真的难受呀", "target": "过了就好了\\'你想想考完就可以回家\\'是不是很开心就" }, { "source": "过了就好了\\'你想想考完就可以回家\\'是不是很开心就", "target": "考完都要过几天才回去,票都没买到" }, { "source": "考完都要过几天才回去,票都没买到", "target": "额\\'不一样嘛\\'考完了就各种轻松了呀" }, { "source": "额\\'不一样嘛\\'考完了就各种轻松了呀", "target": "可是还没有考完,而且老师们各种改题库,唉唉" }, { "source": "可是还没有考完,而且老师们各种改题库,唉唉", "target": "那就只有慢慢考了\\'我会为你祝福的" }, { "source": "那就只有慢慢考了\\'我会为你祝福的", "target": "你还要祈祷,我能安全回家" }, { "source": "你还要祈祷,我能安全回家", "target": "好的\\'一并祈祷了" }, { "source": "然而我拿一本书去车站,他们说我有病!", "target": "我在家里看书我妈说别装了去玩电脑吧" }, { "source": "我在家里看书我妈说别装了去玩电脑吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈最了解自己的还是家人啊" }, { "source": "你是不是在春之樱玩阴阳师", "target": "竹之幽" }, { "source": "竹之幽", "target": "有个好友的头像和你好像" }, { "source": "河里太冷了", "target": "最近也冷" }, { "source": "整天骂人哪怎么还", "target": "哪整天啦" }, { "source": "果断把人拿下呗!!!让你成为羡慕嫉妒恨的对象", "target": "那我就二了…" }, { "source": "那我就二了…", "target": "看看人家是不是纯情少女" }, { "source": "帮我问问没成形的智齿怎搞。。。", "target": "从肉里长出来没?" }, { "source": "从肉里长出来没?", "target": "一点点。。。" }, { "source": "一点点。。。", "target": "等它完全出来吧,你还年轻" }, { "source": "你生日吗?", "target": "昨天呢。。。" }, { "source": "哼哼你啥时候考事单", "target": "512呀" }, { "source": "512呀", "target": "512初会我一个字没动" }, { "source": "有喜事呗", "target": "嗯嗯,不过与婚假无关哟" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,不过与婚假无关哟", "target": "看来真的有喜事" }, { "source": "倒车本身就不好学", "target": "倒车时的方向盘好紧啊我现在右边胳膊老酸了" }, { "source": "倒车时的方向盘好紧啊我现在右边胳膊老酸了", "target": "哎,找折磨呀" }, { "source": "哎,找折磨呀", "target": "老师说我很聪明哦哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你现在发的每张照片都有毛豆", "target": "开心~" }, { "source": "照片光线不好!姐", "target": "在房间的灯光的确不够" }, { "source": "在房间的灯光的确不够", "target": "知道哈!角度不对,晚上再试试" }, { "source": "身体不舒服?", "target": "你那儿没下雨嚒。" }, { "source": "你那儿没下雨嚒。", "target": "中雨,后半夜开始的" }, { "source": "前年五月", "target": "考驾照的时候学的吗。" }, { "source": "钟爱拖鞋的兔", "target": "这算是凉鞋了~" }, { "source": "真的,能够有能力给家人更好的生活的时候,自己会突然间感觉生活的意义不就是如此吗", "target": "对啊,我现在感觉这是我人生最大的意义了!" }, { "source": "托底裤就是这种赶脚、很好看了", "target": "那我就是可以驾驭哈哈" }, { "source": "想象力真丰富", "target": "以前上学的时候、每逢上课就开始支着脑袋开始幻想没有正儿八经的听过几次课" }, { "source": "快来找我耍", "target": "这个月忙完了就上来到时给你打电话" }, { "source": "这个月忙完了就上来到时给你打电话", "target": "开学找我算了" }, { "source": "瓜皮寒夜辞职了,不考虑一下?", "target": "这个不错呦" }, { "source": "一路走好", "target": "不、还得等到你回来嗨皮呢" }, { "source": "不、还得等到你回来嗨皮呢", "target": "你确定你能等到那会么,我不是很确定啊,肺都没了,我回去带你凉皮吧,嗨皮是啥" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,博大精深", "target": "哈哈哈没错" }, { "source": "给你安利青春学概论!", "target": "现在在听【在想你】男声太温柔了吧!" }, { "source": "劳资最瘦", "target": "寻寻觅觅" }, { "source": "寻寻觅觅", "target": "蜜里调油" }, { "source": "我们这一天", "target": "你看什么看喝酒了" }, { "source": "你螃蟹长霉了?!", "target": "这是佐料吧" }, { "source": "又要培养一小丸子迷?我妹就是!", "target": "对头!" }, { "source": "歌好听就听。不好听就下一首。天天关心人家那点破事。累不累你们。对了,土豪国庆你去哪里?", "target": "我又不用上班,哪天不是国庆" }, { "source": "明明说了的,还说了声明的事。你就是个伪八卦,假吃货", "target": "哈哈哈,好嘛,那以后不要打电话问我任何吃的,看到任何八卦也不要圈我了!" }, { "source": "希望快点出手机壳啦", "target": "什么手机壳!" }, { "source": "什么手机壳!", "target": "周边啊" }, { "source": "哇塞,那个哥哥都结婚了", "target": "先有的娃儿" }, { "source": "先有的娃儿", "target": "乱搞……" }, { "source": "乱搞……", "target": "也没有乱搞啊,别人早前也是男女朋友关系。。。" }, { "source": "头发短的有一拼了啊", "target": "不过前几天我真的剪头了这可能就是默契吧不过我没舍得剪短" }, { "source": "不过前几天我真的剪头了这可能就是默契吧不过我没舍得剪短", "target": "你俩聊得挺嗨,剪秃吧" }, { "source": "你俩聊得挺嗨,剪秃吧", "target": "你先秃一个" }, { "source": "满楼小新郎,好有趣", "target": "统一头像美美了" }, { "source": "统一头像美美了", "target": "过年喜庆" }, { "source": "过年喜庆", "target": "有这个喜庆么?" }, { "source": "娟姐,这张有点伤感了!", "target": "x下雨天,搞得早晨没赶上车,还坐错地铁,能不伤感?" }, { "source": "有爱心的明星,也是很低调的歌手!", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "唉每天都没课好无聊", "target": "来找我请你吃麻辣烫" }, { "source": "来找我请你吃麻辣烫", "target": "报销路费就去啊" }, { "source": "报销路费就去啊", "target": "这叫事?" }, { "source": "这叫事?", "target": "说不定很快见面了" }, { "source": "下次来了也带我去尝尝", "target": "那必须的" }, { "source": "突然吟诗可还行?", "target": "不能行了!" }, { "source": "不能行了!", "target": "行,别不开心了,不如早点睡,明天又是新的一天" }, { "source": "徽写错了!喝威徽!", "target": "这不是想做甄士隐嘛!" }, { "source": "一路骑行?", "target": "当然没有,偶尔" }, { "source": "我的名字没什么故事,那你的名字呢", "target": "恩恩额】" }, { "source": "恩恩额】", "target": "敷衍我?" }, { "source": "敷衍我?", "target": "我是真心的" }, { "source": "能不能给我留一个", "target": "昨晚已经满员了" }, { "source": "你没有见过的东西能吃还很好吃呢", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "真的吗", "target": "我不骗人" }, { "source": "我不骗人", "target": "哈哈是吗" }, { "source": "刚刚毕业一年,还是会很怀念,马上要毕业的人儿很迷茫", "target": "珍惜现在每一天" }, { "source": "阴天。你那里的天气好吗", "target": "也是阴天,但也要快乐" }, { "source": "也是阴天,但也要快乐", "target": "听到窗户上的噼里啪啦声。下雨了但我很快乐" }, { "source": "听到窗户上的噼里啪啦声。下雨了但我很快乐", "target": "听见下雨的声音" }, { "source": "为何叫757美男子?", "target": "因为纤细的身材吧" }, { "source": "虽然很累很坎坷,但是想到昨天还是挺开心的。凡事都有第一次。", "target": "是挺开心的,大学以来都没那么笑过" }, { "source": "是挺开心的,大学以来都没那么笑过", "target": "原来我们这么有魅力的。以前的你也一直这样嘻嘻的,不管怎样,还是尽量让自己保持这种状态和心情吧。" }, { "source": "原来我们这么有魅力的。以前的你也一直这样嘻嘻的,不管怎样,还是尽量让自己保持这种状态和心情吧。", "target": "我现在才发觉原来我在这学校没有嘻嘻的,很久没有能~所以每次离开可以让我嘻嘻的人都挺不舍~要多想我~" }, { "source": "长衣雪地靴败笔", "target": "不关心我有没有被冷死" }, { "source": "不关心我有没有被冷死", "target": "看你笑容满面就知道你没事" }, { "source": "看你笑容满面就知道你没事", "target": "我那是装的" }, { "source": "我那是装的", "target": "啧啧啧不会死的啦" }, { "source": "啧啧啧不会死的啦", "target": "下雪冷死我" }, { "source": "你到哪儿了?~", "target": "阿姆斯特丹嘿嘿" }, { "source": "灌汤包中间倒扑着一个小碟子是什么意思", "target": "给你倒醋用" }, { "source": "给你倒醋用", "target": "额,明白了," }, { "source": "早了,你上哪儿了", "target": "南通~" }, { "source": "南通~", "target": "老家?" }, { "source": "哇哇,这毛挺好看的呢!", "target": "姨姨!你真有眼光!偶麻麻也是这样夸偶哒!" }, { "source": "姨姨!你真有眼光!偶麻麻也是这样夸偶哒!", "target": "是啊是啊,很醒目的!!" }, { "source": "亲,我掐指一算,你是进入最后冲刺阶段了吗?", "target": "哈哈,下个月" }, { "source": "反正要吃烧烤,你要喝就一起喝咯12号到了直接烧烤喝睡一觉第二天报道刚好", "target": "我需要你来安排我怎么做吗" }, { "source": "我没有肉感觉就没有力气", "target": "我开始恢复跑步是很认真的,但是馋也是真的" }, { "source": "这个领花好看哎好高大上", "target": "你量了嘛" }, { "source": "妈咪抱抱,乖~~记得给妈咪电话啊", "target": "恩哈求雨快快小啊" }, { "source": "恩哈求雨快快小啊", "target": "老天爷说他收到了!" }, { "source": "今天我生日,有没有人祝我生日快乐啊?坐等了,我今天不走了,谁去?看到不去者今天的好运都到我身上!!", "target": "送祝福" }, { "source": "请问+1000是什么哈哈哈", "target": "空中脚踏车,瘦肚子效果好明显" }, { "source": "空中脚踏车,瘦肚子效果好明显", "target": "哇就是每天蹬坚持下来就可以了么我一直有肚子减不掉" }, { "source": "哇就是每天蹬坚持下来就可以了么我一直有肚子减不掉", "target": "对呀,真的有小" }, { "source": "对呀,真的有小", "target": "哈哈哈哈好!" }, { "source": "你那里还招人吗?", "target": "就要一个啦哈哈" }, { "source": "就要一个啦哈哈", "target": "你有介绍吗?不是我去。女的去!" }, { "source": "时光还好,你也未老", "target": "容颜未老,心已沧桑!" }, { "source": "帝都有木有?油菜花?", "target": "哪里都有吧" }, { "source": "外面就是鼓励娃子们多睡图书馆,多写论文全面发展。你咨询下商学院的童鞋呀", "target": "你想多了,才不是鼓励多睡图书馆,也不是全面发展,只是因为——有这门课" }, { "source": "你想多了,才不是鼓励多睡图书馆,也不是全面发展,只是因为——有这门课", "target": "你这会儿睡了么?" }, { "source": "你这会儿睡了么?", "target": "没有,咋啦" }, { "source": "没有,咋啦", "target": "辛苦啦。。这都转钟了" }, { "source": "辛苦啦。。这都转钟了", "target": "睡的" }, { "source": "全分给室友了除了那个肉松的想吃吃而已", "target": "哎哟喂~原来是买给舍友的~" }, { "source": "哎哟喂~原来是买给舍友的~", "target": "哎哟喂这个语气词为啥我觉得有点嘲讽" }, { "source": "你去上海了哇", "target": "下周~" }, { "source": "下周~", "target": "哈哈哈,乃去几天啊" }, { "source": "学妹妹妹妹妹夫!", "target": "叫姐夫" }, { "source": "一晚上不上网戏真的好多啊", "target": "很精彩了" }, { "source": "萌玄马让我去来着。。。我有事儿没能去。", "target": "可惜了你没看到精彩一幕" }, { "source": "可惜了你没看到精彩一幕", "target": "多精彩??说说看。" }, { "source": "去掉码。我们还是好朋友", "target": "啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "开车小心", "target": "闲情雅致呀" }, { "source": "闲情雅致呀", "target": "因为好久没出来撒个欢儿了" }, { "source": "现在转发还不晚吧", "target": "不晚不晚" }, { "source": "每次来坡上都不找我玩..", "target": "坡上的姐妹们太多鸟下次来找你玩" }, { "source": "你怎么了孩子!", "target": "我出车祸咯~" }, { "source": "哥们问一下,你这身材练了多久", "target": "两年了…" }, { "source": "两年了…", "target": "腹肌是不是最难练了" }, { "source": "腹肌是不是最难练了", "target": "还好吧…主要是体脂控制好了就有了" }, { "source": "还好吧…主要是体脂控制好了就有了", "target": "一点带脂的东西也不能吃吗" }, { "source": "一点带脂的东西也不能吃吗", "target": "也不是,就是训练量要够,力量训练以后要适当做一些有氧运动" }, { "source": "也不是,就是训练量要够,力量训练以后要适当做一些有氧运动", "target": "明天都要训练吗还是一周几次" }, { "source": "明天都要训练吗还是一周几次", "target": "如果只是练腹肌的话一周可以天天练" }, { "source": "雨天", "target": "北京今天也是阴天,外面好冷,哪都不想去" }, { "source": "输赢仙女还不睡", "target": "婧清仙女可能在等清晨的露水?" }, { "source": "婧清仙女可能在等清晨的露水?", "target": "我现在没课每天都在睡要睡到28号考完试白天睡太多晚上睡不着" }, { "source": "奔奔的夫人们和七大姑八大姨的日常", "target": "好想进这个群呀" }, { "source": "好想进这个群呀", "target": "187675128群号,问题答案是胖奔" }, { "source": "时间让深的会更深浅的会更浅", "target": "嗯,你是过来人" }, { "source": "刚和女票们一起看了大白", "target": "亲,什么是大白?" }, { "source": "亲,什么是大白?", "target": "超能陆战队,很不错的动画片" }, { "source": "超能陆战队,很不错的动画片", "target": "熬,你推荐的我可要好好看看啦" }, { "source": "呢套校服历史有D悠久~", "target": "好悠久~" }, { "source": "其实成不成功不重要,重要的是,今天睡大张伟的号排到我了吗", "target": "前面还排的多着呢" }, { "source": "仙女的心", "target": "装着你" }, { "source": "左边小哥哥手挺好看的", "target": "左边手是我的啊,搞错了吧" }, { "source": "春光无限好,春春漏点喽", "target": "没有没有没有" }, { "source": "阿更新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐啊" }, { "source": "拉肚子了?", "target": "发烧啊师太……" }, { "source": "发烧啊师太……", "target": "有木有看医生" }, { "source": "邮资不够?!", "target": "不可能啊我给别人的好几个都收到了" }, { "source": "我觉得潍坊女生还是挺高的,我身边的很多都是168左右", "target": "感觉普遍168以上" }, { "source": "默默地等7月7", "target": "+1" }, { "source": "+1", "target": "不接受真人不接受任何女主" }, { "source": "不接受真人不接受任何女主", "target": "我也是!!" }, { "source": "你不是川美的哦。?", "target": "并不是" }, { "source": "并不是", "target": "我以为是。。。哈哈" }, { "source": "终于吃到甜食了??哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "舒服" }, { "source": "啊呀李夏偶遇最好玩儿了你说呢!", "target": "哈哈,太巧了" }, { "source": "为什么会变胖,我吃西瓜就不吐籽,这和变胖有什么必要联系吗", "target": "籽的热量和西瓜不一样" }, { "source": "沈...沈阳有吗", "target": "沈阳有罗森吗????" }, { "source": "沈阳有罗森吗????", "target": "估计就没有了" }, { "source": "好看晚安", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "熬夜成癖其实只是盯着手机发呆", "target": "刚刚还看到你两点多给曼总留了晚安" }, { "source": "刚刚还看到你两点多给曼总留了晚安", "target": "果然在!哈哈哈是为了看日出吗" }, { "source": "19秒,代表了五月天19年,空白的给你让你来写你的故事", "target": "你是阿信的小号嘛旁友" }, { "source": "你是阿信的小号嘛旁友", "target": "当我打开这一首,我就知道了。就像上一张有一段20秒和12秒的空白音乐,代表着2012。阿信总不可能弄一个2012秒的空白吧" }, { "source": "我今天穿了过膝靴", "target": "我想穿雪地靴" }, { "source": "她们都让起网名是为了啥", "target": "为了躲避打击啊,都是化名,不好调查取证" }, { "source": "你回老家了?", "target": "跟着感觉走:" }, { "source": "来大姨妈了", "target": "来大姨夫了。" }, { "source": "来大姨夫了。", "target": "太对了" }, { "source": "头发好型啊", "target": "你也试试" }, { "source": "韶西回来的第五天", "target": "回来就睡酒店了~~" }, { "source": "2003061每天五星保证许愿星保证", "target": "好啊还有坑么?!" }, { "source": "送上祝福,贼棒", "target": "哈哈同祝福" }, { "source": "我今年放弃健身房了,扎针特管用", "target": "管啥用啊?" }, { "source": "管啥用啊?", "target": "啥都管啊,哪疼扎哪,扎哪哪瘦啊" }, { "source": "啥都管啊,哪疼扎哪,扎哪哪瘦啊", "target": "嚯!瘦成啥样了" }, { "source": "嚯!瘦成啥样了", "target": "没啥样,就是瘦点" }, { "source": "看不起书的我,跑来图书馆看热门的书没有就算了,今天竟然不开门", "target": "要是有个公众号能提前通知一下就好了" }, { "source": "要是有个公众号能提前通知一下就好了", "target": "有……我没看就来了,直奔目的地" }, { "source": "有……我没看就来了,直奔目的地", "target": "白挨热了吧以后记住了" }, { "source": "白挨热了吧以后记住了", "target": "有空调" }, { "source": "看小图我也以为你有女朋友了", "target": "我女朋友好看吧" }, { "source": "我女朋友好看吧", "target": "好看的!!!这本书好看吗?" }, { "source": "有女盆友还怕什么雨天", "target": "就是怕怕怕" }, { "source": "你又在乎谁了?", "target": "选上演员了吗" }, { "source": "我的PS搭档好看", "target": "我还觉得好看" }, { "source": "顶厨第一季冠军哦", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "转发的交给你了", "target": "你快给你老婆抡" }, { "source": "你快给你老婆抡", "target": "不是一直在抡吗" }, { "source": "以后你最想要的都会拥有释怀的也都不再重要夜夜好眠", "target": "其实以前想要的都拥有了只是现在是成年人了想玩玩情怀" }, { "source": "关注我一下会有惊喜哟", "target": "关注了可得给个满意啊.......厚道你懂的....." }, { "source": "关注了可得给个满意啊.......厚道你懂的.....", "target": "关注我一下会有惊喜哟.." }, { "source": "我也一直深信不疑你是落难的王子", "target": "以后叫我天可汗" }, { "source": "以后叫我天可汗", "target": "可汗今晚翻谁的牌子" }, { "source": "可汗今晚翻谁的牌子", "target": "回去看看哈哈" }, { "source": "喜欢你现在这么肥吗", "target": "最近正在减" }, { "source": "只有磨平自己啦", "target": "还是病案室的孃孃们好转科室之前还请吃饭" }, { "source": "还是病案室的孃孃们好转科室之前还请吃饭", "target": "这么好我也要请吃饭~~" }, { "source": "你可以和我吃饭和我睡觉和我一起上学", "target": "大锤哥不在家你们来陪我玩吧我好孤单" }, { "source": "大锤哥不在家你们来陪我玩吧我好孤单", "target": "哟哟哟可以可以" }, { "source": "所以你看蓝胖子不", "target": "那是啥啊" }, { "source": "头发已经染了么?", "target": "是喔~" }, { "source": "你在坦桑啊,不在津巴", "target": "嗯,是的。" }, { "source": "泰版一吻很好看啊", "target": "看了看了" }, { "source": "我相信剩下的狗粮检测如果真的有问题也是能查出来的吧?", "target": "算了,和你说不通,你说话避重就轻,毫无条理,我们说的非常清楚,你正面说不出所以然就只会嚷嚷,像一个跳脚的妇女诉说着我们人多欺负人少,我们可有人骂你?说过一句脏?谁先挑的事?明眼人都能看出来。" }, { "source": "算了,和你说不通,你说话避重就轻,毫无条理,我们说的非常清楚,你正面说不出所以然就只会嚷嚷,像一个跳脚的妇女诉说着我们人多欺负人少,我们可有人骂你?说过一句脏?谁先挑的事?明眼人都能看出来。", "target": "你也是逗,我们家狗狗每个月都要一袋每天都好好的,活蹦乱跳的你们这种诋毁人家的话我也是醉了还博主的朋友猴子请来的逗比吧你这种二货不如爬床上洗干净点等着你家小公狗陪你玩好了" }, { "source": "回去拍照画风都变得狂野了", "target": "每天都给你新鲜感" }, { "source": "太可爱了!旋转跳跃我闭着眼", "target": "小芝麻快来跟芝麻哥一起游泳," }, { "source": "小芝麻快来跟芝麻哥一起游泳,", "target": "芝麻:哥!等我!" }, { "source": "当年吃了6馀种止咳药,最后以咳了半个月告终", "target": "吃了四种,估计还得咳上一周" }, { "source": "亲爱的保重身体", "target": "头晕啊" }, { "source": "拉仇恨!鄙视", "target": "我没有你亲爱的姐姐不是也回家啊!你不回么" }, { "source": "我没有你亲爱的姐姐不是也回家啊!你不回么", "target": "后天回" }, { "source": "现在开始有点讨厌你了", "target": "谁喜欢你" }, { "source": "教务系统你再警告我我就毙了你", "target": "孩子,正常点" }, { "source": "孩子,正常点", "target": "哎呀~抢课啊我去" }, { "source": "哎呀~抢课啊我去", "target": "又抢" }, { "source": "又抢", "target": "你快帮我抢啦" }, { "source": "你快帮我抢啦", "target": "在学校网速不好。" }, { "source": "上个学期我在学校喝了将近1000块钱柠檬茶不知道怎么戒", "target": "为什么要戒" }, { "source": "为什么要戒", "target": "尝起来上瘾的东西总感觉不是多好" }, { "source": "我看到心水的带鱼了。。。。", "target": "带鱼滞销了,我喜欢耗儿鱼些" }, { "source": "带鱼滞销了,我喜欢耗儿鱼些", "target": "下雨咯哦~" }, { "source": "下雨咯哦~", "target": "哪里?" }, { "source": "给我使劲骂!", "target": "哈哈哈,再搞真的要起火了滴!" }, { "source": "加油,继续坚持。", "target": "恩~怕半年后你不都不认识我~~" }, { "source": "恩~怕半年后你不都不认识我~~", "target": "不管你怎么样我都还是认识的~毕竟还有一顿金钱豹呢吃完再不认识吧" }, { "source": "下回就一咬牙一跺脚就买买买", "target": "哈哈我就是怕我买完要是没有双十一就算了,要是差这两天差个1k,我都得气死" }, { "source": "哈哈我就是怕我买完要是没有双十一就算了,要是差这两天差个1k,我都得气死", "target": "啥样的我也瞅瞅" }, { "source": "你这个收费要多少钱啊?我看我能不能消费的起。", "target": "你完全可以消费得起,三到五百吧。" }, { "source": "你完全可以消费得起,三到五百吧。", "target": "哥,你知道我一个月多少钱吗?" }, { "source": "心塞", "target": "寒假吃!" }, { "source": "开始看到这篇文的时候,真的是好激动好激动啊,怎么会这么有意思,刚好是停更许久之后再次更新,觉得自己真的是超级幸运。然后呢一个星期几次更新确实是有的,可是慢慢慢慢的就磨掉了我对这篇文的喜爱,这么多次更新几乎没有任何进展,不断在重复相同的桥段。我们当然应该支持正版,但这样的情节真的…", "target": "不如完结再看?或者实在不喜欢就放下,多大点事儿啊,随意一点吧" }, { "source": "不如完结再看?或者实在不喜欢就放下,多大点事儿啊,随意一点吧", "target": "写的很好,我等更新等了大半年!心疼自己" }, { "source": "大红裤……", "target": "贵州肿么样呀?" }, { "source": "贵州肿么样呀?", "target": "比较土" }, { "source": "还在心理的路好难", "target": "打算得怎么样了" }, { "source": "打算得怎么样了", "target": "读研吧" }, { "source": "不得不点个赞,虽然只有一口口", "target": "啊哈哈哈一口口是啥你说墨鱼少吗" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈一口口是啥你说墨鱼少吗", "target": "是啊,一般喝汤喝到根根才看得到" }, { "source": "别伤心,姑凉。", "target": "谢谢,可还是很桑心" }, { "source": "谢谢,可还是很桑心", "target": "还有2018,时间很快的。" }, { "source": "还有2018,时间很快的。", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "加里敦七日游", "target": "这你都知道" }, { "source": "喜欢牛油果", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "冲个凉,躺一会,不会停太久的。", "target": "嗯嗯,停了一小会儿就来电了。" }, { "source": "那朋友现在关注哪只票?", "target": "T啊,好几只。" }, { "source": "T啊,好几只。", "target": "我关注你了,你关注我一下。" }, { "source": "千万不要再遇见了很尴尬而且我真的很讨厌你", "target": "你还没完全释怀" }, { "source": "加油,好好等待你的真爱!", "target": "可是现实不如愿!" }, { "source": "可是现实不如愿!", "target": "缘还未到,静心等待!" }, { "source": "缘还未到,静心等待!", "target": "呃!相信会有这么一天" }, { "source": "细雨飘落,落在吻后的唇际,是你离开我的征兆", "target": "诗意!" }, { "source": "诗意!", "target": "跟你学的啊" }, { "source": "我问你一个问题你一定要认真回答,你真的是东北的吗?", "target": "东北男的大多数都多多少少会做菜好吧" }, { "source": "网上怎么买学生票啊", "target": "你把你的信息写上学生就可以!!或者查票时直接查学生~" }, { "source": "你把你的信息写上学生就可以!!或者查票时直接查学生~", "target": "哪里的信息" }, { "source": "哪里的信息", "target": "常用联系人里的" }, { "source": "气死,我连光棍节都要一个人过", "target": "开心点这是属于你的节日" }, { "source": "谢谢你的柚子~摸摸~可以抱么?", "target": "可以……" }, { "source": "可以……", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "你的IQ多少", "target": "是多少!" }, { "source": "是多少!", "target": "问你呢" }, { "source": "问你呢", "target": "让时间来回答吧." }, { "source": "让时间来回答吧.", "target": "你来回答" }, { "source": "你来回答", "target": "我就来回答" }, { "source": "我需要出去旅行充充电", "target": "每年都会去旅游,无解...这和心态有关." }, { "source": "四书的外卖不知道丢了多少个。。", "target": "原来四书素质也不高" }, { "source": "爱人", "target": "你爱人是瞿夏颖?!" }, { "source": "……王嘉尔不能吃辣椒,请你做个人,已经不是不能吃,而是他对辣椒过敏的程度", "target": "说得对" }, { "source": "135书的原价是78好像。150以内都好说话,当然少一点也好", "target": "我去帮你问了,他要去看看" }, { "source": "我去帮你问了,他要去看看", "target": "这种的就是没有腰封的" }, { "source": "这种的就是没有腰封的", "target": "有腰封的是这个吗" }, { "source": "有腰封的是这个吗", "target": "对,有个小封面" }, { "source": "心态好,乐观,顺势,阳光总在风雨中,曙光在前头,胜利在向你招手,你的一切都。肯定会好的。", "target": "谢谢,大叔" }, { "source": "谢谢,大叔", "target": "互勉互勉," }, { "source": "我也不想回家我妈跟我说家里雨夹雪", "target": "我主要是因为我感觉这两天北京都冷到爆炸,回家还不完犊子了" }, { "source": "你不要到处显示你是吃货阿!", "target": "因为那蛋糕真的很大嘛" }, { "source": "会遇见的", "target": "嗯呢~" }, { "source": "戒指不是我送的吗", "target": "你不要脸的本事提升了啊" }, { "source": "你不要脸的本事提升了啊", "target": "不承认就算了,还骂人" }, { "source": "不承认就算了,还骂人", "target": "你真买一个我就承认" }, { "source": "我不想让爱情进坟墓。。我还小。还小。不过减肥你加油减哈!减肥可以开始了,哈哈哈〜", "target": "噢,到时候你倒付费给熊猫咯" }, { "source": "噢,到时候你倒付费给熊猫咯", "target": "不管他的,喝醉了的。" }, { "source": "不管他的,喝醉了的。", "target": "相信我,会时刻提醒他的~~" }, { "source": "相信我,会时刻提醒他的~~", "target": "你最乖啰,站在我这边,好处多多啦" }, { "source": "你最乖啰,站在我这边,好处多多啦", "target": "不要人妖人妖人妖" }, { "source": "我如果聊不过来的话,你们可以互相撩撩", "target": "我就是这么想的" }, { "source": "但你居然穿着毛衣我的天", "target": "毛衣透风啊……" }, { "source": "我赞同你的想法,恋爱是自由的,是吧?", "target": "对啊,绝对是自由的" }, { "source": "对啊,绝对是自由的", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "呵呵主要是邻居的叔叔和我爸说的要给我介绍,疯了都快……" }, { "source": "呵呵主要是邻居的叔叔和我爸说的要给我介绍,疯了都快……", "target": "没事,你拖着就好了,不过见见也可以,说不定会是你喜欢的类型呢?" }, { "source": "没事,你拖着就好了,不过见见也可以,说不定会是你喜欢的类型呢?", "target": "不见" }, { "source": "不见", "target": "呵呵,嗯不见,自己开心就好" }, { "source": "巨星你不能因为今晚的《一程山路》中间没有吹哨就觉得它不感人啊", "target": "哈哈哈你真可爱" }, { "source": "今天真的特别美加油啊会一直疯狂为你打call滴", "target": "哇呀呀" }, { "source": "我开始还以为你回复的是……", "target": "你就是个猪!" }, { "source": "你就是个猪!", "target": "猪都不会啃脚丫哦亲~" }, { "source": "杭州好啊,人间天堂", "target": "来啊,一起来混" }, { "source": "来啊,一起来混", "target": "以后可能会去吧,先在合肥待段时间" }, { "source": "以后可能会去吧,先在合肥待段时间", "target": "趁年轻不出去混混,还要等什么时候" }, { "source": "趁年轻不出去混混,还要等什么时候", "target": "杭州房租太贵,租不起" }, { "source": "杭州房租太贵,租不起", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "快教我。大厨!", "target": "小弟。" }, { "source": "小弟。", "target": "得瑟" }, { "source": "我想玩水枪哩", "target": "我知道你想湿身" }, { "source": "我知道你想湿身", "target": "你不是吧,是你想湿" }, { "source": "今天我生日", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "亲'这是你好运降临的前兆'通常福祸同步'你懂的'你配得到更好的!", "target": "你这么说我瞬间觉得开心了起来有种快要捡钱的兴奋感" }, { "source": "你这么说我瞬间觉得开心了起来有种快要捡钱的兴奋感", "target": "不是安慰你,是真的~等着看啦~" }, { "source": "打了鸡血", "target": "对呀打了好多鸡血都不用睡觉" }, { "source": "你在西岭雪山?我明天来", "target": "我走了你才来真的是没默契" }, { "source": "我走了你才来真的是没默契", "target": "你又不邀请我" }, { "source": "你又不邀请我", "target": "我邀请你你给不给面子嘛" }, { "source": "做个稳妥的人,不要高估两年内的自己,也不要低估十年后的自己。", "target": "说的太对了!" }, { "source": "指甲油", "target": "你真聪明" }, { "source": "求大蔓蔓教怎么穿袜子露脚踝", "target": "穿九分裤就好了呀~" }, { "source": "穿九分裤就好了呀~", "target": "嗯哼谢谢大蔓蔓" }, { "source": "啊啊啊好看看到婚礼主义了", "target": "嗯呐请了他们做策划" }, { "source": "嗯呐请了他们做策划", "target": "我有应聘他们公司" }, { "source": "姑娘是不是坐在N区四层前排栏杆那里?", "target": "??是啊" }, { "source": "??是啊", "target": "我坐在你后面应该!但是不重要!昨天很开心!" }, { "source": "吸咪", "target": "xīmì" }, { "source": "xīmì", "target": "天啦" }, { "source": "如果我是DJ你会爱我吗?", "target": "这真不喜欢" }, { "source": "真的分手了吗??本来一直认为是媒体乱传…可是看这个访谈忽然就不确定了……", "target": "当然没有,是因为翰锅不和天娱续约,天娱才散布的谣言!!!" }, { "source": "当然没有,是因为翰锅不和天娱续约,天娱才散布的谣言!!!", "target": "这样哦…高三党信息闭塞……" }, { "source": "这样哦…高三党信息闭塞……", "target": "恩恩,没关系" }, { "source": "谁叫你没事总往绍兴袍", "target": "确实不该来,今天撞衫了" }, { "source": "确实不该来,今天撞衫了", "target": "哈哈,不是我的缘故哦,我已经没进这款了" }, { "source": "你幂干嘛那么美", "target": "因为高兴那么美" }, { "source": "可怜的娃娃,给你精神上的力量", "target": "想骂街我!" }, { "source": "想骂街我!", "target": "吃饭了么??" }, { "source": "这场戏是男女主大学时代的嘿嘿希望到时候播出了你能够多多关注", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "老师息怒", "target": "唉现在有些学生的思维简直超出想象" }, { "source": "等了好久了", "target": "终于等到今天!" }, { "source": "他以前回了很多的。特别是一三年的微薄,有空可以去翻翻就知道了", "target": "他是更忙了还是变懒了" }, { "source": "他是更忙了还是变懒了", "target": "哈哈,这个要问他才知道风格转变了,不过或许心情好时或者是有趣味的问题,他会回一回吧!" }, { "source": "全有合肥人呀", "target": "不是,成都的,来合肥旅游哒" }, { "source": "不是,成都的,来合肥旅游哒", "target": "搞不懂为什么全有是成都人那么多人酸,我很喜欢全有是成都人,因为我也是成都人" }, { "source": "搞不懂为什么全有是成都人那么多人酸,我很喜欢全有是成都人,因为我也是成都人", "target": "全有本来就是合肥的你新来的吧" }, { "source": "你的良心何在", "target": "我怎么了我" }, { "source": "早点睡觉希望明天是开心的你晚安", "target": "开心的开心的!" }, { "source": "你真的很爱粉色", "target": "就两件" }, { "source": "有个男学霸的眼神已经锁定你", "target": "休想掰弯我" }, { "source": "休想掰弯我", "target": "他可能是想给你讲题" }, { "source": "他可能是想给你讲题", "target": "好吧,这个可以" }, { "source": "只看见了可爱没看见刘海", "target": "好的好的你开心就好" }, { "source": "求指导", "target": "我也不会" }, { "source": "我也不会", "target": "那你说我笨,这个主要看跟谁一起,结果不重要,重要是过程" }, { "source": "那你说我笨,这个主要看跟谁一起,结果不重要,重要是过程", "target": "当然得看结果了" }, { "source": "当然得看结果了", "target": "你抓到了几个" }, { "source": "你抓到了几个", "target": "一个也没" }, { "source": "加油,今年养好身体", "target": "谢谢。你也是,工作别太辛苦。有时急不如缓,一进不如一退,自己的想法也是变化着的。" }, { "source": "谢谢。你也是,工作别太辛苦。有时急不如缓,一进不如一退,自己的想法也是变化着的。", "target": "以退为进,以缓推急" }, { "source": "以退为进,以缓推急", "target": "愿所有亲人,友人,健康安好。人生总有起落,愿望实现有时,落空有时,感谢生活的赐予,勇敢地去走属于自己的路,呵呵。" }, { "source": "听到宝宝生病了,唉。", "target": "听说持续高烧…颖宝宝快点好起来吧" }, { "source": "听说持续高烧…颖宝宝快点好起来吧", "target": "哭唧唧,那么严重吗" }, { "source": "明天去等开门!", "target": "早晨不?!" }, { "source": "这小吃货,我的饭了!", "target": "我的西瓜呐?" }, { "source": "我的西瓜呐?", "target": "西瓜在冰箱里了" }, { "source": "西瓜在冰箱里了", "target": "我要新鲜的。整的!" }, { "source": "我是河南人,腮帮子不大啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈,开个小玩耍" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,开个小玩耍", "target": "哎呦,回复我了,小六子" }, { "source": "你好我也玩暖暖41级今早跳槽今晚可加新联盟每日免费任务和整理都能完成请问贵联盟还有坑不?", "target": "请问可以每月点一次灯吗?" }, { "source": "这娃子真的太可爱了", "target": "确实很可爱" }, { "source": "正在寻找女朋友,看上的私我,没有就算了,我等会再来问问。", "target": "没有,下一个" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,四点半开始排号,我五点半去的,完后当时不给排了,完后,一个阿姨排错号了,就把她的给了我了,哈哈哈,可是我还是等到八点才进去", "target": "我们去吃的难吃的57度湘。完全不用等位。这个应该以后不会再去吃了" }, { "source": "买完东西就自己下去付账吧。而且下楼直接走或者推车也不累,也算节能环保了。", "target": "想到要自己推着车子走下去,我就没买东西。" }, { "source": "你不必造句", "target": "完美" }, { "source": "求地址", "target": "一起吗?可以帮你拍照" }, { "source": "一起吗?可以帮你拍照", "target": "问题你没告诉我在那里" }, { "source": "嗯~我一直跟周围的人嗦,我姐很有品味,小到选衣服大到选男人,我都羡慕我姐夫", "target": "前面的话夸得我挺开心的,但是最后那句话一下子把逻辑打乱了" }, { "source": "前面的话夸得我挺开心的,但是最后那句话一下子把逻辑打乱了", "target": "是两句话,难得正经一回,请不要打断我" }, { "source": "你快变成虾了", "target": "我一会就去吃好嘛" }, { "source": "你们都回岛拉?!你们玩多大!", "target": "可以迁就您,噶噶岩气," }, { "source": "别惦记着花骨朵", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "发博?这不发了吗最近忙,就比较少出现", "target": "好像也是哦,你是有多忙啊" }, { "source": "好像也是哦,你是有多忙啊", "target": "一阵一阵的,而且最近懒" }, { "source": "你没有事嘛?眼睛肿了吗?", "target": "肿了啊" }, { "source": "肿了啊", "target": "那现在消肿了吗?" }, { "source": "没叫卤素了就行", "target": "啥叫卤素" }, { "source": "啥叫卤素", "target": "就是浑身上下。。" }, { "source": "就是浑身上下。。", "target": "不懂啊" }, { "source": "怨妇模式是怎样的?", "target": "就是怨妇那样。。" }, { "source": "都看到你要流泪的样子了。…一起那么辛苦过来…谢谢!……还有哇,要不是照片太丑,我就转了。", "target": "你们在边上拍的有点变形了…" }, { "source": "你们在边上拍的有点变形了…", "target": "你也知道噢··~摄影师的错····" }, { "source": "啧啧,收快递的时候美滋滋啊", "target": "哈哈哈是啊是啊有期待" }, { "source": "我单身", "target": "谁不是啊" }, { "source": "这周五诶", "target": "嗯对啊" }, { "source": "嗯对啊", "target": "没法看直播诶" }, { "source": "友善换富强换吗!", "target": "不好意思已经换到了诶还是谢谢你~" }, { "source": "不好意思已经换到了诶还是谢谢你~", "target": "好的,没关系!" }, { "source": "谁知道这鞋什么型号!!!!", "target": "我也觉得好看" }, { "source": "爷爷好可爱", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "我的卷子好难,明年和你们一起考", "target": "可是怎么都觉得你会过的节奏啊" }, { "source": "可是怎么都觉得你会过的节奏啊", "target": "过了我明年帮你考!" }, { "source": "过了我明年帮你考!", "target": "一言为定!!过了请吃饭!" }, { "source": "八八,你又拉仇恨", "target": "小疯几么么哒" }, { "source": "小奥吃了什么馅的啊?", "target": "还没吃呢,你带我吃不" }, { "source": "今天街上溜一圈卖花的卖花拿花的拿花而我", "target": "扎心" }, { "source": "考的时候我就知道我五一要离家出走了", "target": "结伴而行吧" }, { "source": "养虎为患,自食其果。", "target": "养猪为患" }, { "source": "今年一定要去躺平遥", "target": "躺。。平遥来把来把!" }, { "source": "躺。。平遥来把来把!", "target": "抠字眼好到时候来你家" }, { "source": "大佬你人在哪?", "target": "老细你又失眠?" }, { "source": "老细你又失眠?", "target": "刚刚在弄桥底辣蟹" }, { "source": "刚刚在弄桥底辣蟹", "target": "丢,铜锣湾?" }, { "source": "一起啊?我是人生第二次~", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "一张男朋友视角", "target": "好看啊" }, { "source": "班长知道8090组合吗,以前他是那个队长,选秀出来的好像", "target": "嗯,知道一点点,听过他唱的歌" }, { "source": "嗯,知道一点点,听过他唱的歌", "target": "就知道你知道,唱歌选秀的你都知道" }, { "source": "这片海,如此安静?", "target": "这是没有被开发的沙滩,只有当地人知道,所以没有游客。" }, { "source": "这是没有被开发的沙滩,只有当地人知道,所以没有游客。", "target": "这样的海,才是海" }, { "source": "失眠", "target": "我也在失眠!好想睡,就是睡不着。" }, { "source": "姐姐知道你的事?", "target": "姐姐知道我这次回家过节姐姐天天下班过来陪我" }, { "source": "姐姐知道我这次回家过节姐姐天天下班过来陪我", "target": "真好,告诉她你很坚强,只要按时吃药就不会有事的。" }, { "source": "你是山东的吗?我只是想知道我听你的口音听的准不准", "target": "不准不准,人家是河北的" }, { "source": "你最近是看了多少动漫--", "target": "怕是真有点多最近4、5部新的吧,还不包括一直就在追的" }, { "source": "怕是真有点多最近4、5部新的吧,还不包括一直就在追的", "target": "一直就在追的那叫做民工--有没有推荐的短点的" }, { "source": "大嘴,大鼻子,大镜框,只有眼睛小。", "target": "丑就可以形容了。你的词汇太多了" }, { "source": "丑就可以形容了。你的词汇太多了", "target": "心灵美是喜欢你的原因。" }, { "source": "你说是啥就是啥!大佬说的都对", "target": "都对" }, { "source": "昨天晚上是不是下的很猛我阳台上的玻璃啪啪的", "target": "是啊我才打算睡觉关了空调敞开窗户的一瞬间就下了个大雨啪啪滴" }, { "source": "敬业啊", "target": "我本来是去网吧玩游戏的,结果在网吧工作了两小时一个小时网费15块,我的心在滴血" }, { "source": "听医生的话少熬夜吧", "target": "还没空去医院呢,昨天得了对象儿你真传,去煮了银耳雪梨汤,哈" }, { "source": "耍了两个月啦,你要怎样", "target": "耍一辈子都不会嫌多啊" }, { "source": "就不告诉你我和谁气老油", "target": "你还能和谁也就是她" }, { "source": "你还能和谁也就是她", "target": "你以为你以为的就是你以为的嘛" }, { "source": "你以为你以为的就是你以为的嘛", "target": "除了他能闲着还能有谁" }, { "source": "那你就待在厕所蹭网吧", "target": "我不会告诉你姐姐我现在就是站在厕所的坑上蹭网" }, { "source": "我听见阿来问帅吗哈哈哈", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈是的他们俩跟我们互动好多" }, { "source": "你咋玩手机!", "target": "秒回啊你你咋玩手机我疗养嘛" }, { "source": "盼放假", "target": "真想淡季去" }, { "source": "打折的?你敢做?随便路边摊找个兽医来给你做了,接个什么动物的鞭上身就悲催咯…", "target": "你想得太复杂了。" }, { "source": "你想得太复杂了。", "target": "啊!那怎么能变啊?" }, { "source": "蓝色最喜欢了!", "target": "我也很喜欢蓝色!" }, { "source": "想回西安", "target": "马上放假啦" }, { "source": "马上放假啦", "target": "还有20天" }, { "source": "你晚上吃的啥", "target": "吃的烤肉" }, { "source": "吃的烤肉", "target": "吃了多少?" }, { "source": "年度新锐,生来好动!", "target": "你以寸寸发肤迎阵蜚短流长" }, { "source": "真不知道该说恭喜还是其它啥,熬呗,等孩儿大点就好了。我家的是八个月后断了奶才慢慢睡得长的,之前一晚上能吃三四次。", "target": "我家的基本睡整觉了,最多夜里醒来一次,而且还不哭闹。主要郁闷的是他晚上必须得抱着睡实,否则放下就嚎,所以我俩就在放倒与爬起间斗争几个回合才行。" }, { "source": "我家的基本睡整觉了,最多夜里醒来一次,而且还不哭闹。主要郁闷的是他晚上必须得抱着睡实,否则放下就嚎,所以我俩就在放倒与爬起间斗争几个回合才行。", "target": "一晚上都得抱着么??" }, { "source": "只露一只眼睛还这么帅的人只有你平了", "target": "你确定?我的大老公听到你这个话会伤心的" }, { "source": "你确定?我的大老公听到你这个话会伤心的", "target": "我的错,两个,一个你平,一个窝醇" }, { "source": "我的错,两个,一个你平,一个窝醇", "target": "你已经变了小金牛" }, { "source": "坐我张凳", "target": "你的呢~~~" }, { "source": "你的呢~~~", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "你麻麻是我见过最好的麻麻", "target": "想和你们聊天" }, { "source": "蜥蜴?我觉得你像极了龙猫...", "target": "现在明显是豪力!" }, { "source": "现在明显是豪力!", "target": "我看不到你肌肉在哪里..." }, { "source": "我看不到你肌肉在哪里...", "target": "没有零食吃了!快买几包猪肉脯给我!" }, { "source": "都不要在倔强了,还是承认自己老了吧。", "target": "就是老了" }, { "source": "就是老了", "target": "这个年龄自夸的话就美丽善良就够了,就别可爱了" }, { "source": "这个年龄自夸的话就美丽善良就够了,就别可爱了", "target": "这是别人对我的评价啊" }, { "source": "这是别人对我的评价啊", "target": "这太高调了哈" }, { "source": "放不放假也羡慕是对象俩的人儿", "target": "哎可怜的单身娃你还小哈不着急" }, { "source": "哎可怜的单身娃你还小哈不着急", "target": "因为姐你们这种秀幸福的我必须要跳出来吐槽下" }, { "source": "因为姐你们这种秀幸福的我必须要跳出来吐槽下", "target": "那是因为你姐夫太低调!" }, { "source": "那是因为你姐夫太低调!", "target": "低调点儿不挺好" }, { "source": "低调点儿不挺好", "target": "太低调总有人误会我单身" }, { "source": "太低调总有人误会我单身", "target": "这个时候我姐夫再跳出来就不会有人这么觉得了" }, { "source": "这个时候我姐夫再跳出来就不会有人这么觉得了", "target": "哈哈哈被他知道的人我真的再也没见过" }, { "source": "哈哈哈被他知道的人我真的再也没见过", "target": "谁叫他一脸凶相" }, { "source": "谁叫他一脸凶相", "target": "我会转告他的" }, { "source": "我会转告他的", "target": "一点儿不向着我" }, { "source": "喜欢你外公外婆脾气都很好", "target": "外婆凶的时候凶得很" }, { "source": "我都不知道什么店里好看了", "target": "突然发现衣服好难买……" }, { "source": "突然发现衣服好难买……", "target": "是不是,等我放假逛街" }, { "source": "18岁生日会刚军训完一切都太匆忙但他的表演还是依然惊艳", "target": "对呀对呀" }, { "source": "有多的客源,记得留一个名额给我", "target": "昆哥喜欢啥样的?" }, { "source": "昆哥喜欢啥样的?", "target": "富就行了,别的没要求" }, { "source": "富就行了,别的没要求", "target": "你也是不挑啊。" }, { "source": "致青春?", "target": "聪明!" }, { "source": "聪明!", "target": "我没有看过书,但是我很喜欢电影,很怀旧。" }, { "source": "我没有看过书,但是我很喜欢电影,很怀旧。", "target": "莫非你有如此这般的回忆?" }, { "source": "头像好看,但是没你好看", "target": "别废话!你最好看!" }, { "source": "春梦了无痕?", "target": "梦里啥都有,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我搜灵峰,又看到你了。。。我也买了一盆,才20", "target": "你到啦?今天好像车不多了,可以直接开上去。我找了一个路边推车老头买的,3年生的,路边有些便宜的都是1年生的看着不太好。不过盆子实在好沉" }, { "source": "换季了,多喝水,劳逸结合啊!", "target": "喉咙痛痛…………" }, { "source": "喉咙痛痛…………", "target": "发炎了,着急上火了吧!" }, { "source": "小调查:你对曼联没有谢场什么看法?", "target": "首先,我是提前离场的。不过,作为豪门球队,不谢场有点不尊重球迷" }, { "source": "你每天不觉的快热疯了吗", "target": "这两天太热了前几天还好祈祷刮台风~~~!" }, { "source": "这两天太热了前几天还好祈祷刮台风~~~!", "target": "希望下雨" }, { "source": "妞最美", "target": "我姐的闺蜜右一像不像太阳的后裔女二人又高又美" }, { "source": "九点半翻到公司...跃进北是我们学校的其中一个宿舍区,好远,话说我都未去过...", "target": "...华农真系太大了!!辛苦了今晚早点训!!" }, { "source": "海蜇我们那很常见", "target": "来湖南就陌生了" }, { "source": "来湖南就陌生了", "target": "大学两年我连虾都没吃过" }, { "source": "大学两年我连虾都没吃过", "target": "湖南的基围虾很贵,想卖,但是有市无价小龙虾有,将就一下" }, { "source": "湖南的基围虾很贵,想卖,但是有市无价小龙虾有,将就一下", "target": "恩学生党去不起酒楼啥的话说小龙虾我都吃不起呢" }, { "source": "恩学生党去不起酒楼啥的话说小龙虾我都吃不起呢", "target": "我家是小吃店,一份才38元,现在支持团购,你去看看大众点评,会发现惊喜!" }, { "source": "我家是小吃店,一份才38元,现在支持团购,你去看看大众点评,会发现惊喜!", "target": "好的有机会去" }, { "source": "好的有机会去", "target": "欢迎欢迎!" }, { "source": "人你带走蛋糕留下", "target": "就知道吃么,人你也带走吧" }, { "source": "哥没有瘦!这么夸张?!", "target": "就是有那么夸张" }, { "source": "就是有那么夸张", "target": "。。。反正香蕉皮她们一直有和我见面的都没有觉得我瘦了,我本来就不胖!!是在你的印象里太不堪了" }, { "source": "有得吃还想流泪你是嫌吃得太少是不是", "target": "是啊,我吃不饱" }, { "source": "是啊,我吃不饱", "target": "好吧吃吧吃得下世界就是你的" }, { "source": "上飞机再睡一会儿", "target": "外面下雨可是我实在没力气再拿一把伞了你帮我带回学校" }, { "source": "外面下雨可是我实在没力气再拿一把伞了你帮我带回学校", "target": "那你淋雨啊伞在哪里" }, { "source": "那你淋雨啊伞在哪里", "target": "电视旁边" }, { "source": "好像21号吧、不知道会不会提前,听说二专要补到8月7号、果断放弃", "target": "怎么这么晚我二专都是最多拖了一个礼拜" }, { "source": "怎么这么晚我二专都是最多拖了一个礼拜", "target": "去年就上了俩礼拜" }, { "source": "跟咯!我不管易烊千玺最帅", "target": "是,最帅" }, { "source": "生日快乐喔!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "好萌的爪子…", "target": "恋脚狂魔" }, { "source": "恋脚狂魔", "target": "…呵!" }, { "source": "我大四找完工作就去。", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "辣辣早安", "target": "不早啦" }, { "source": "这鱼看着就好好吃", "target": "我能说只吃下去一条么" }, { "source": "我能说只吃下去一条么", "target": "北方的鱼感觉泥土味重,我都不喜欢..." }, { "source": "有木有16号的歌剧+百利1.5双拼的啊", "target": "我16号开始想要个榴莲的。。" }, { "source": "回家的人噢", "target": "我们星期三就没课了所以" }, { "source": "我们星期三就没课了所以", "target": "正在上英语课的我很羡慕" }, { "source": "祝你幸福", "target": "是你想太多………" }, { "source": "是你想太多………", "target": "花不错" }, { "source": "花不错", "target": "是啊是啊-,-我妈好几次都想拿走-,-" }, { "source": "是啊是啊-,-我妈好几次都想拿走-,-", "target": "爱她就给她" }, { "source": "手断了", "target": "没事还有脚" }, { "source": "你老是跑的别个学校感觉你很嫌弃你们学校啊", "target": "是别个喊我去耍" }, { "source": "喜欢你是从《血色浪漫》来时的!", "target": "英雄所见略同" }, { "source": "我可以来免费住啵?", "target": "又不是开旅馆" }, { "source": "你也在经开区水上乐园?", "target": "我每天下午在那里演出呢。" }, { "source": "帆姐你好久放寒假", "target": "我们校历写的是20号我们专业一般比校历要早78天吧我推断是这样" }, { "source": "我们校历写的是20号我们专业一般比校历要早78天吧我推断是这样", "target": "比去年晚诶!" }, { "source": "完美芦荟胶我也经常听人说,在哪里可以买啊", "target": "我们这里是有专卖店的,从小买到大,家中常备,其他地方不知道有没有。" }, { "source": "实力唱将!我也在看湖南卫视。又听你的节目。感觉好忙。", "target": "我们都好忙啊!" }, { "source": "我今天讲了一模一样的话!忙到没时间花钱!", "target": "这个星期没花一分钱" }, { "source": "好不好意思私人聚会俨然变成了老乡聚会", "target": "多自豪啊" }, { "source": "头像真不错!22号以后见!想死你了!", "target": "我也是!!太长时间了!哈哈哈~见面聊!" }, { "source": "我也是!!太长时间了!哈哈哈~见面聊!", "target": "是啊~么么哒" }, { "source": "是啊~么么哒", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "这螃蟹运气真好啊", "target": "嗯,是哦" }, { "source": "收藏", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "风靡全球的广场舞必备歌曲", "target": "去听下。。。" }, { "source": "我也想去游泳。一起吧", "target": "不要...拒绝比我高比我瘦的!" }, { "source": "不要...拒绝比我高比我瘦的!", "target": "我比你矮。好伐。我身高就177的。无辜的我。被陷害了嘛。我TM也姓王的呀。" }, { "source": "小蓉蓉", "target": "小珏珏吓坏了吧,抱抱" }, { "source": "小珏珏吓坏了吧,抱抱", "target": "是的呀,关键就我一个在电梯里万一它一直往下坠,估计我就跟这世界拜拜了" }, { "source": "亲,帮人向你咨询个问题:辅食机好还是研磨碗?准备要给五个多月的宝宝准备添加辅食了,谢谢唷", "target": "辅食机适合懒人" }, { "source": "辅食机适合懒人", "target": "好的,谢谢哈" }, { "source": "心情不好,心情特别好,都要喝酒", "target": "以后我就以茶代酒和您老人家喝了" }, { "source": "以后我就以茶代酒和您老人家喝了", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "五年那是要读博啦?", "target": "还有一年大四,一年语言,三年硕士" }, { "source": "小胖子好像瘦了", "target": "只是像瘦了而已" }, { "source": "n你是在准备出国嘛", "target": "不准备出国了" }, { "source": "不准备出国了", "target": "那你是在准备啥呀" }, { "source": "又回到洗桶水的日子了~诶", "target": "回到?你有过洗桶水的生活?" }, { "source": "回到?你有过洗桶水的生活?", "target": "你啊,你以前在学校不是也提水洗吗!" }, { "source": "穿很少吗?!小丸子变丑了啦!", "target": "今天傍晚和晚上会很冷的会感冒的吧更丑的还没有放出来" }, { "source": "节日快乐", "target": "谢谢你也是" }, { "source": "小冰,感冒好了么?", "target": "好了说了这么久了,你饿不?我下碗面给你吃哦?" }, { "source": "哈罗~亲爱的盆友,很高兴认识你哟!", "target": "我都系" }, { "source": "我都系", "target": "还会说粤语?那就更亲了哈哈!" }, { "source": "巴黎吸取了上次的教训,后防上老将,我怎么有种不好的感觉", "target": "上老将他们更没戏因为没劲儿跑不动" }, { "source": "上老将他们更没戏因为没劲儿跑不动", "target": "姐?你确定不是拿我开玩笑?" }, { "source": "我要跟你混,求接受", "target": "好啊," }, { "source": "好啊,", "target": "说真说假" }, { "source": "说真说假", "target": "你好好工作,个有个人的生活方式,强求不了的" }, { "source": "总感觉黑驴耳朵和黑驴蹄子一样可以辟邪", "target": "你说啥?你大声点儿你" }, { "source": "美团确实态度不太好", "target": "这样的态度…" }, { "source": "夏天到了", "target": "热死了" }, { "source": "热死了", "target": "注意防暑哦" }, { "source": "我看口以!", "target": "妹妹你也够痛快滴" }, { "source": "下雪天是真的想吃点冰冰的东西", "target": "哈哈,,天冷还是多注意" }, { "source": "我有炒酸奶所以不需要他了", "target": "好样的" }, { "source": "给换手机找个理由", "target": "要是贴膜就可以达到黑色的话就更好了" }, { "source": "祖国在考验你的真心", "target": "祖国,我只是不想浪费钱!你何苦为难一颗归家心切的心灵呢。" }, { "source": "哥,告诉你哦,你太原歌友会的时候有个亲跟你合照的,我看到他晒的照片了,然后刚刚跟他聊了下,才知道我们原来是老乡,我们都是重庆一个地方的,你说这世界是小呢还是大呢", "target": "呵呵''亲''我在现场呢" }, { "source": "呵呵''亲''我在现场呢", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "甘蔗刀,你厉害的,亲", "target": "我晕的就看到这么一把刀" }, { "source": "大鼻纸叔叔", "target": "叔叔的鼻子很好看吧" }, { "source": "一大早进山?", "target": "去烧香的,为了赶头柱香。" }, { "source": "去烧香的,为了赶头柱香。", "target": "太虔诚了" }, { "source": "师姐你好美!", "target": "发自内心的不" }, { "source": "发自内心的不", "target": "发自指尖" }, { "source": "孩子你需要治疗", "target": "对不起,今天没吃药" }, { "source": "对不起,今天没吃药", "target": "下次哥提醒你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,终于在一起了,后面可能会高调撒糖,啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,好激动啊", "target": "也不用太期待,我这个人没啥少女心的" }, { "source": "也不用太期待,我这个人没啥少女心的", "target": "少女心这种东西,太多了,会甜到腻" }, { "source": "成功签收,抱走晓哥哥", "target": "不好意思是到付" }, { "source": "紧张个P!有颜可以不用说话", "target": "我觉得我自闭了" }, { "source": "你熟透了什么时候结果我准备吃喜蛋。。", "target": "你想太多了......" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨", "target": "羡慕嫉妒恨啥?" }, { "source": "有种独揽江山的意境", "target": "我也有这样的感觉" }, { "source": "那你哭什么!我无线永远是不稳定的", "target": "我上五节课" }, { "source": "我上五节课", "target": "一早上?!" }, { "source": "一早上?!", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "太坑了" }, { "source": "太坑了", "target": "昨天还停水停电" }, { "source": "昨天还停水停电", "target": "我们后天停" }, { "source": "我们的高三一班", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "早啊我的歆~", "target": "早呀我最美的晨晨" }, { "source": "我看见了什么星巴克的杯子?", "target": "嗯。开始那个碰碎了后来又买了一个。。" }, { "source": "你是春虫虫", "target": "哈哈哈哈你走开" }, { "source": "母爱泛滥啊,明天过来合肥办业务", "target": "人家忙着呢" }, { "source": "姐你这样会被揍的", "target": "你曲解了我的意思了。我是说,马,作为交通工具,和胡老师是搭的,因为它的睫毛长~~,像老板娘~" }, { "source": "你曲解了我的意思了。我是说,马,作为交通工具,和胡老师是搭的,因为它的睫毛长~~,像老板娘~", "target": "懂了懂了哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你去北京干吗", "target": "上班嘛" }, { "source": "上班嘛", "target": "想去北京。" }, { "source": "想去北京。", "target": "那就来嘛" }, { "source": "那就来嘛", "target": "只能去玩不能北漂" }, { "source": "只能去玩不能北漂", "target": "为啥啊" }, { "source": "为啥啊", "target": "北漂太困难了,哈哈,毕竟我是女的啊" }, { "source": "北漂太困难了,哈哈,毕竟我是女的啊", "target": "北漂的女的比男的一点也不少" }, { "source": "北漂的女的比男的一点也不少", "target": "我还不够格。" }, { "source": "马上可以回去了带我玩耍", "target": "快快回来吧" }, { "source": "求下载地址", "target": "有啥好看的" }, { "source": "有啥好看的", "target": "那是因为你看过了,话说以前珉嘴怪也和我勾搭过" }, { "source": "改天记得吃食堂的泡菜,中午多下点就没事了", "target": "你的泡菜简直一绝,人间极品!我是不是可以去食堂的罐子里偷一点带走啊。我估计自己做不出这个味道" }, { "source": "暖宝宝", "target": "没啊" }, { "source": "活的越来越酷,朋友丢了一路。", "target": "关键还没活酷" }, { "source": "掀起你的流海来", "target": "已经被掀翻咯," }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "看见你更好了!" }, { "source": "好幸福,生日快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "看到了我那辣眼睛的备注", "target": "非常合适" }, { "source": "非常合适", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈么么哒" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈么么哒", "target": "爱你哟~" }, { "source": "八只男友烊", "target": "独一无二" }, { "source": "什么叫借口,大仙父母确实欠了不少钱好吗?", "target": "企鹅给的钱够啊我给他的都够了" }, { "source": "企鹅给的钱够啊我给他的都够了", "target": "还你给,好像你没花人家钱似的" }, { "source": "哇同居", "target": "哇网红出来了" }, { "source": "明天有高能俊可以看,好开心啊", "target": "说什么就是什么" }, { "source": "本来想买个票给爸妈看结果买的起的都满了火爆!", "target": "太火了" }, { "source": "我到了~第一次坐红眼航班我睡眠基本无压力~美美就比较惨基本没睡~", "target": "安全到达就好!可以想象他傲娇的各种嫌弃所以睡不着" }, { "source": "安全到达就好!可以想象他傲娇的各种嫌弃所以睡不着", "target": "座儿太小,他太大!" }, { "source": "座儿太小,他太大!", "target": "哈哈!太贴切!" }, { "source": "深以为然毕业论文写完就知道自己读不了博", "target": "天真限制了我的想象力" }, { "source": "带我一个", "target": "带你上天" }, { "source": "今晚我想", "target": "我也是哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这是佐仪的声音好熟悉好温暖", "target": "现在才发现我呢,好失望……" }, { "source": "现在才发现我呢,好失望……", "target": "不是的我只是感觉佐仪更温馨我念旧" }, { "source": "昨天我还在想怎么没你毕业消息啊,恭喜啊", "target": "昨天刚从国内回来哈哈谢啦" }, { "source": "昨天刚从国内回来哈哈谢啦", "target": "你还走吗" }, { "source": "你还走吗", "target": "七月中下旬回去啊" }, { "source": "带着爸妈又去南京啦?亲爱哒自由行真好", "target": "对,反正来一次都转转吧" }, { "source": "这美好的清晨", "target": "晚上好" }, { "source": "我的17岁只有学校,题海", "target": "悲惨世界啊" }, { "source": "你智商有多少", "target": "...呵呵看来你知道的不少" }, { "source": "...呵呵看来你知道的不少", "target": "没你知道的多哦。" }, { "source": "有些情绪要自己消磨", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "丰胸哟", "target": "哈哈哈哈对啊听说丰胸也有效果" }, { "source": "我也感冒了。最近每晚都失眠你照顾好自己啊还要给我力量呢。", "target": "你好好吃药啊我好久不生病偶尔一次嘛,你也快好起来。" }, { "source": "好心你用闪光灯啦,黑麻麻", "target": "果到太黑啦,开闪光灯会被发现的" }, { "source": "母胎单身狗,从来没有被追过,也没有喜欢过别人", "target": "终于找到组织了,哇的一声哭出来" }, { "source": "叹气好累", "target": "快睡吧晚安" }, { "source": "公狗也需要绝育吗", "target": "需要" }, { "source": "亲,请问下你下面是配的白色的短裤?", "target": "嗯,肉肉的颜色" }, { "source": "你没圈我,但是我想要柠哥哥", "target": "等挪盆了的时候你带个盆过来挖呗" }, { "source": "你自己说是不是一堆小姑娘吧", "target": "不是,你咬我啊" }, { "source": "你在现场直播", "target": "哈,延时直播!手机不能拍照,不能发博只好晚上回来发!" }, { "source": "哈,延时直播!手机不能拍照,不能发博只好晚上回来发!", "target": "在家好开心" }, { "source": "呵呵欢迎呀前天去你们那里吃冰沙不过你不在", "target": "我在新店这边呢!下回如果那边人多就来这边吧!" }, { "source": "怎么做到的36小时不睡???", "target": "就昨天晚上没睡啊" }, { "source": "就昨天晚上没睡啊", "target": "仔细一想好像是这样要睡了,晚安~" }, { "source": "仔细一想好像是这样要睡了,晚安~", "target": "晚安我也睡啦" }, { "source": "感觉你没睡醒", "target": "眼睛没挣大" }, { "source": "小心愿", "target": "啥玩楞" }, { "source": "你在等签名?", "target": "没去啊哈哈怕迟到来不及" }, { "source": "没去啊哈哈怕迟到来不及", "target": "到几点呀,你那么早回去?" }, { "source": "到几点呀,你那么早回去?", "target": "不知道我要准备很多东西然后赶校车" }, { "source": "不知道我要准备很多东西然后赶校车", "target": "校车几点到,到你家?" }, { "source": "校车几点到,到你家?", "target": "附近18:00" }, { "source": "我觉得吧,虽然我不太赞成狮子大开口式的这要那,没有几十万彩礼不嫁女儿的那种婚礼。但是我觉得一个婚礼仪式还是需要的吧,一般女孩子一辈子也就结一次婚。穿一次白婚纱。应该让他风风光光的出嫁。如果真的没钱。你们可以暂时不考虑结婚的。", "target": "不能借钱结婚吗" }, { "source": "不能借钱结婚吗", "target": "我主张没钱就先别结婚,结婚都要借钱?这是告诉别人自己养不起老婆孩子?" }, { "source": "我主张没钱就先别结婚,结婚都要借钱?这是告诉别人自己养不起老婆孩子?", "target": "那我想问先别结婚,那什么时候结。一般事业有成大概都是10年左右,前几年正常的大学毕业哪个不是在打拼?除非是那些家庭本来就富裕的,既然家庭本来就富裕那就没有没钱结婚这个前提。" }, { "source": "等你结婚时,我就酱", "target": "你不酱我会和你急的" }, { "source": "哔哔哔请问是小动物保护协会么", "target": "哈士奇不是动物啦" }, { "source": "咋不约我!", "target": "看完十点半了,你能看吗!!!!" }, { "source": "看完十点半了,你能看吗!!!!", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "不能", "target": "那你还说我不约你!!!" }, { "source": "那你还说我不约你!!!", "target": "有字幕吗" }, { "source": "我这个点看你这个饿了", "target": "你今天没去吃呀?我明天还去吃" }, { "source": "你今天没去吃呀?我明天还去吃", "target": "你败索话了我明天一早还排练" }, { "source": "多哭一点。吃了会长胖。", "target": "喔。那你下次想哭的时候。又没化妆。不想见人的时候。可以找我。" }, { "source": "喔。那你下次想哭的时候。又没化妆。不想见人的时候。可以找我。", "target": "反正我最丑的样子你都见过了啦爱你哦宝贝" }, { "source": "毛线,来点酸奶", "target": "拿去,还有很多吃的" }, { "source": "最简单的。。那几个运动品牌。。随意搭配一下。。有品味了再慢慢搭配休闲装。。关键是每天洗头洗澡换衣服换袜子。。男生不要花哨。。最重要是干净简洁。。。", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "感谢", "target": "多看明星怎么搭配。。最好的捷径。。木有之一。。。" }, { "source": "你干嘛往坑里开", "target": "眼拙" }, { "source": "1000多人要灯泡你还不更博", "target": "我更了,你呢" }, { "source": "我更了,你呢", "target": "灯泡不用了" }, { "source": "灯泡不用了", "target": "你真不更了" }, { "source": "你真不更了", "target": "当然会更" }, { "source": "当然会更", "target": "等你等到我心痛" }, { "source": "等你等到我心痛", "target": "绝不让日月大哥心痛" }, { "source": "你看看自己身上了皮'总共加起来不到二两!显摆什么啊?", "target": "大家都说我胖了好么" }, { "source": "大家都说我胖了好么", "target": "我谢谢你!就不要在我面前说自己胖了还不好!你这叫人身攻击!" }, { "source": "我谢谢你!就不要在我面前说自己胖了还不好!你这叫人身攻击!", "target": "哈哈....我比原来真胖了..不过不太明显" }, { "source": "你才睡觉?", "target": "我起的早,为什么你会认为我会才睡觉" }, { "source": "我起的早,为什么你会认为我会才睡觉", "target": "起这么早?哈哈" }, { "source": "制片人咋这样,等等小秋啊", "target": "如果换焦焦,我会拒看,这剧就真该再见了" }, { "source": "以后再也不会像爱你一样的去爱别人了", "target": "分手的时候他说的我太强势,好可笑哦,现在让我们自己过得更好才是对他最好的报复" }, { "source": "好大条瑞士卷,够吃几餐啊..", "target": "吃足一天" }, { "source": "博物君居然回复你了!", "target": "我是不是应该表现得被翻了牌子一样激动?" }, { "source": "朋克…………朋克,是木是,邋遢吖,哇哈哈!!", "target": "木有木有是很帅气哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "木有木有是很帅气哈哈哈哈", "target": "哇咔咔,这个可以有,可以有……既帅气,也有点儿邋遢!!!!。。" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "丧心病狂" }, { "source": "是要去跳广场舞了吗", "target": "哈哈,没有,前面是跳广场舞的,他直接绕过去了" }, { "source": "哇我要冻死了", "target": "给你太阳" }, { "source": "你是不是已经憋不住了", "target": "憋不住啥?我没看懂……" }, { "source": "梦里见", "target": "梦里约饭!饿死了!" }, { "source": "梦里约饭!饿死了!", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊你说完我也饿了" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊你说完我也饿了", "target": "我一觉睡到了好晚没吃晚饭醒来觉得被世界抛弃了" }, { "source": "我一觉睡到了好晚没吃晚饭醒来觉得被世界抛弃了", "target": "我现在想喝柠檬茶和养乐多好想好想再来个西瓜更好了" }, { "source": "单身的原因是因为之前脸上斑好多。不过现在脸上的斑已经治好了,但是还是没有对象,我的对象在哪里", "target": "想知道你的斑咋治好的?用的什么" }, { "source": "想知道你的斑咋治好的?用的什么", "target": "我是慢慢调好的" }, { "source": "我是慢慢调好的", "target": "具体怎么调的啊,我脸颊有好多斑" }, { "source": "今天第一声笑就送给你了", "target": "你的第一个清醒不是给我的啊" }, { "source": "你的第一个清醒不是给我的啊", "target": "你也太贪心了吧" }, { "source": "你也太贪心了吧", "target": "还想跟我做朋友,你也太贪心了吧,远处看看我就好了" }, { "source": "等等苹果8。王者荣耀你玩吗?", "target": "不会玩!" }, { "source": "平遥堵车吗", "target": "堵~" }, { "source": "对于充钱我只服王者荣耀", "target": "充多少了" }, { "source": "充多少了", "target": "充的钱一定是脑子里进的水" }, { "source": "充的钱一定是脑子里进的水", "target": "果断卸载" }, { "source": "果断卸载", "target": "卸载了" }, { "source": "你们答辩完了吗", "target": "7号答辩" }, { "source": "狗很聪明的!", "target": "是的还比人有人性呢" }, { "source": "是的还比人有人性呢", "target": "哈哈,你在骂谁不如狗啊?" }, { "source": "你别逗我", "target": "我会画画的好吗" }, { "source": "我会画画的好吗", "target": "你是学妹吗" }, { "source": "我刚知道有这么一出狗子是不是超开心", "target": "开心到飞起" }, { "source": "我感觉上班特容易胖因为累一累就吃得多", "target": "对的我上班第一天的食量是姐姐们的二分之一一个月以后跟大家就一样了" }, { "source": "对的我上班第一天的食量是姐姐们的二分之一一个月以后跟大家就一样了", "target": "可怕不过减肥就少吃就行我室友上学期要么不吃饭要么只吃两口实数两口!我看瘦了挺多的" }, { "source": "可怕不过减肥就少吃就行我室友上学期要么不吃饭要么只吃两口实数两口!我看瘦了挺多的", "target": "我不吃可能不饿吃两口就感觉特别饿得多吃点【可能就是单纯的想吃东西" }, { "source": "节哀", "target": "你考的好撒!" }, { "source": "你考的好撒!", "target": "没去!!" }, { "source": "没去!!", "target": "去了你要后悔!" }, { "source": "去了你要后悔!", "target": "咋个喃" }, { "source": "咋个喃", "target": "难!" }, { "source": "撒子大事情。快给我讲。我帮你解决", "target": "单身问题\\'哈哈哈" }, { "source": "夕阳美", "target": "就是黑得早" }, { "source": "你干嘛不结婚", "target": "因为我要征服星辰大海" }, { "source": "平常多久浇一次?养在什么环境?", "target": "放在阳台,阳光很充足,一个星期浇一次吧,但是都没有浇很多,怕它徒长" }, { "source": "放在阳台,阳光很充足,一个星期浇一次吧,但是都没有浇很多,怕它徒长", "target": "那就没问题" }, { "source": "喝水喝到我心碎", "target": "不怕爱你就怕你骄傲" }, { "source": "不怕爱你就怕你骄傲", "target": "水疗的又一天我认认真真的喝着" }, { "source": "水疗的又一天我认认真真的喝着", "target": "不要突破16杯" }, { "source": "不要突破16杯", "target": "今天的水疗仿佛有了动力" }, { "source": "我也要回佛山!!!!", "target": "你不回来吗?" }, { "source": "你不回来吗?", "target": "没有假期..." }, { "source": "顺德人叫咸茶吧?好似有芋头、番薯", "target": "系'咸炸'" }, { "source": "刚分手两个星期不到的前男友突然找自己借钱怎么办", "target": "不借" }, { "source": "年后来舞房吗", "target": "等着我回归吧!" }, { "source": "等着我回归吧!", "target": "几号回" }, { "source": "来当水瓶啊…", "target": "水瓶座酷不酷!" }, { "source": "要我就不难受就觉得便宜的肯定没我贵的好", "target": "对我来说没差啊,每年都得买我脚带牙齿的,吃鞋" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,我也想看", "target": "约么" }, { "source": "约么", "target": "你什么时候" }, { "source": "你什么时候", "target": "明天下午的票" }, { "source": "明天下午的票", "target": "还有位置嘛" }, { "source": "还有位置嘛", "target": "你可以蹲着呀" }, { "source": "这个碗在你怀里显得渺小了~~", "target": "觉得还行,这个碗可以装很多东西啦!" }, { "source": "觉得还行,这个碗可以装很多东西啦!", "target": "你用它吃饭" }, { "source": "你用它吃饭", "target": "倒是很想!" }, { "source": "倒是很想!", "target": "要两个,一个都不够你吃" }, { "source": "要两个,一个都不够你吃", "target": "对,一个装饭一个装汤!哈哈!" }, { "source": "对,一个装饭一个装汤!哈哈!", "target": "还有一个装肉!" }, { "source": "还有一个装肉!", "target": "跟饭装一起就好了" }, { "source": "跟饭装一起就好了", "target": "不!这不够的~~~区区饭碗怎容得下哥的食量~~" }, { "source": "不!这不够的~~~区区饭碗怎容得下哥的食量~~", "target": "难道得弄三个大碗" }, { "source": "难道得弄三个大碗", "target": "大人有大量嘛" }, { "source": "大人有大量嘛", "target": "你这想法好!" }, { "source": "早早", "target": "红红早安,睡醒满血了?" }, { "source": "红红早安,睡醒满血了?", "target": "嗯哪比昨天开心亲么么嗒" }, { "source": "北鼻好诱惑", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "兴,无吓我,我好惊啊发生什么事了", "target": "你们让我感动" }, { "source": "你们让我感动", "target": "太突然了" }, { "source": "我要去拦截", "target": "…你拦得住?" }, { "source": "…你拦得住?", "target": "其实就是搭个讪" }, { "source": "还还技能本来的面貌,兄弟我怀疑你是大漠来的波斯猫", "target": "兄台何出此言" }, { "source": "人类会灭亡,地球会消失,(这里怎样接才能显出爱意)", "target": "厉害厉害看不懂" }, { "source": "你回来那么久还没约?", "target": "所以你对我的爱呢" }, { "source": "所以你对我的爱呢", "target": "被加班冲淡了" }, { "source": "。。。你刚大二吧,时间大把大把的啊", "target": "开学大三,时间是有,但是心力憔悴啊!!这玩意儿多玩伤身" }, { "source": "开学大三,时间是有,但是心力憔悴啊!!这玩意儿多玩伤身", "target": "那祝你健康、祝自己好运啦" }, { "source": "那祝你健康、祝自己好运啦", "target": "恩好运!!!" }, { "source": "因为海鲜不发胖", "target": "宝宝我不想回去了" }, { "source": "宝宝我不想回去了", "target": "那就住那边" }, { "source": "这个心是什么意思呀,不懂诶", "target": "那是我点错了吧" }, { "source": "那是我点错了吧", "target": "点错点了那么多心呀," }, { "source": "点错点了那么多心呀,", "target": "昂,你管!" }, { "source": "这句“您”…我这一口老血啊~忍痛给你发了", "target": "嘤嘤嘤!!!谢谢您!!!!" }, { "source": "不漂亮怎么了也比你这老女人好老女人老女人", "target": "不不不姐姐我青春年华十八岁" }, { "source": "不不不姐姐我青春年华十八岁", "target": "还青春年华你真好意思" }, { "source": "女孩纸们的", "target": "喜欢哪只送你" }, { "source": "喜欢哪只送你", "target": "另外一半都归我谢谢" }, { "source": "另外一半都归我谢谢", "target": "给你" }, { "source": "你的眼睛很清澈幸福久久吖", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "潜店选了哪一家啊", "target": "潜潜君子" }, { "source": "潜潜君子", "target": "我也在潜潜君子" }, { "source": "你来了?", "target": "我来了" }, { "source": "我来了", "target": "要吧挺好的" }, { "source": "去山东旅游?", "target": "好耐没见吖吾系啊,出差啊" }, { "source": "洗洗睡吧", "target": "呦呦呦呦~" }, { "source": "呦呦呦呦~", "target": "嘿嘿呦" }, { "source": "嘿嘿呦", "target": "到家了?" }, { "source": "到家了?", "target": "没呢还在车上" }, { "source": "哇宝贝好可爱,长的真快", "target": "有苗不愁长" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈下午谁说自己有钱的", "target": "对不起我刚还了六百多" }, { "source": "对不起我刚还了六百多", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那还是有钱的" }, { "source": "期待", "target": "一起期待!" }, { "source": "一起期待!", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "博主,请问是厦门吗", "target": "上海" }, { "source": "我的庚澈念念不忘必有回响", "target": "我们记得就好" }, { "source": "东宫还有漫画吗?我去搜一下……", "target": "有,但是还在连载,很好看哦。去百度搜。" }, { "source": "有,但是还在连载,很好看哦。去百度搜。", "target": "恩恩,谢啦" }, { "source": "恩恩,谢啦", "target": "支持国漫。" }, { "source": "能把鼻孔收着点吗", "target": "喜欢么" }, { "source": "喜欢么", "target": "把鼻孔马赛克就挺爱" }, { "source": "怎么会有这么好看的女生心都化啦", "target": "你一开始可不是这么说的" }, { "source": "我知道你想我了", "target": "是真的想你啊!" }, { "source": "你有没有胸", "target": "可能比你女友大" }, { "source": "可能比你女友大", "target": "有多大?" }, { "source": "有多大?", "target": "馒头差不多大" }, { "source": "馒头差不多大", "target": "能给我吃吗" }, { "source": "心痛到无法夫西", "target": "摸摸别怕" }, { "source": "摸摸别怕", "target": "我可悲伤了,智齿千载难逢的正着长出来的,然鹅空间不够总一吃东西就咬肉,腮帮子不停发炎,还是得拔" }, { "source": "我可悲伤了,智齿千载难逢的正着长出来的,然鹅空间不够总一吃东西就咬肉,腮帮子不停发炎,还是得拔", "target": "可以考虑去拔掉我之前右上那颗也是不停咬到腮" }, { "source": "允许我打扰一下", "target": "呼叫城管大队!" }, { "source": "双11与我无关", "target": "我竟然一分钱都没花" }, { "source": "我竟然一分钱都没花", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "这妹子是弱智吧", "target": "我喜欢这样的弱智" }, { "source": "和服妹子!", "target": "啊!!我醒了!!!!" }, { "source": "啊!!我醒了!!!!", "target": "终于醒了" }, { "source": "终于醒了", "target": "蜀黍吃午饭了么?" }, { "source": "噗前提是要有日料店…然后你请客,我跟你吃!", "target": "前提是你要回来呀~" }, { "source": "前提是你要回来呀~", "target": "等着暑假吃起来" }, { "source": "噢噢噢你跟三哥嘛我有点想带我爸妈去看007你们几点去哇要是人不多你告诉我一声儿呗", "target": "我已经到啦!人有点多幸好我上午买了票" }, { "source": "来点白羊、狮子的", "target": "白羊怎么了?" }, { "source": "老婆太好看了!", "target": "爱你!" }, { "source": "手没断不能算手球哦", "target": "巴萨球迷辛苦了。嗯手没断就是不能算,气不气哈哈哈" }, { "source": "巴萨球迷辛苦了。嗯手没断就是不能算,气不气哈哈哈", "target": "气,非常气,为啥这么多队就只会老老实实踢球,不会给裁判点好处呢。" }, { "source": "我把这个饭取名叫番茄蛋丁泡饭", "target": "重庆叫烫饭" }, { "source": "你给在看夜班经理?", "target": "没看好看?" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "回去给你买糖吃节日快乐宝贝" }, { "source": "回去给你买糖吃节日快乐宝贝", "target": "节日快乐亲爱的" }, { "source": "上海机票已订", "target": "我去!你要去了所!" }, { "source": "我去!你要去了所!", "target": "前几天查教师资格证过了,临时决定的,你从青岛飞来" }, { "source": "好友午餐愉快", "target": "午安吉祥" }, { "source": "厦门的出租司机真的素质很差。用魔术手找钱的。绕路的可能有个别好司机可惜我没遇到过", "target": "因为多数司机不是本地人" }, { "source": "别闹了!全民甄嬛传好么!", "target": "哎。。。她说很好看!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "哎。。。她说很好看!!!!!!!", "target": "是蛮好看的嘛!" }, { "source": "是蛮好看的嘛!", "target": "还是觉得木有步步好!" }, { "source": "我请问你指的基本良知是什么", "target": "你认为呢?" }, { "source": "你认为呢?", "target": "我认为你赢了,你为陈冰活出了精彩,衷心祝贺你。" }, { "source": "我认为你赢了,你为陈冰活出了精彩,衷心祝贺你。", "target": "我谁都不为,我只为自己,我只做自己喜欢做的事。但我绝不会为我不喜欢的一个人去浪费时间。你为了一个不喜欢的人,浪费时间,也算是奇葩,为了什么,也许你自己知道。" }, { "source": "谁好谁不好大家心里都敞亮你喜欢小四你的自由何必嘴里不干净", "target": "又有你什么事呢,你管的着我么" }, { "source": "又有你什么事呢,你管的着我么", "target": "对呀像你这种不是很讲理的人嘴里总是说“我爱咋地咋地你管得着我么”" }, { "source": "对呀像你这种不是很讲理的人嘴里总是说“我爱咋地咋地你管得着我么”", "target": "你一看就是村子里来的没见过市面" }, { "source": "朱唇微启,最是诱惑,哈哈哈", "target": "怎么这么文艺" }, { "source": "我知道你又在想我了", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "我最爱吃你做的炒面了", "target": "多谢捧场" }, { "source": "你美得让我丧失了心智", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈这算是在撩我吗" }, { "source": "姐帮你分析分析", "target": "那你帮我分析分析到底是什么原因哪?该如何解决好呢?" }, { "source": "那你帮我分析分析到底是什么原因哪?该如何解决好呢?", "target": "我都不晓得你在说什么跟什么怎么帮你分析啊?" }, { "source": "我都不晓得你在说什么跟什么怎么帮你分析啊?", "target": "就是说我有点拖延症,如何能不拖延?" }, { "source": "???明天见不到你了?", "target": "你们陪着好好过生日哦" }, { "source": "你们陪着好好过生日哦", "target": "为啥不晚两天呢" }, { "source": "辛苦了我的宝还在写时装周吗", "target": "再过半个月就要开始写了" }, { "source": "再过半个月就要开始写了", "target": "屏住呼吸好好瘫着!" }, { "source": "你比较妹", "target": "基友比较御感觉被攻了一脸" }, { "source": "好有闲情!!我觉得你养不活", "target": "丢的食物进去它们看都不看一眼,哎~~" }, { "source": "丢的食物进去它们看都不看一眼,哎~~", "target": "说了吧哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "啥振奋人心的消息", "target": "可能猜到了" }, { "source": "可能猜到了", "target": "王同学和梁同学在一起了" }, { "source": "数星星去", "target": "你大白天数星星啊,另外,就是晚上也没星星,倘若有,这个季节也不适合数星星" }, { "source": "你大白天数星星啊,另外,就是晚上也没星星,倘若有,这个季节也不适合数星星", "target": "能看到。你更睡不着了。看不到。摸不到。虚幻的想像。慢慢的就睡着就!" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "我们有空也约一约怎么样哈哈哈" }, { "source": "说谎被人揭穿了,怎么会无错?", "target": "这如果叫说谎的话,那你~现在疯狗乱咬人,,懂么??" }, { "source": "这如果叫说谎的话,那你~现在疯狗乱咬人,,懂么??", "target": "这都不叫说谎,那什么叫?在核磁共振室里听手机音乐?你认为这个不叫说谎?" }, { "source": "嫂子要有图有真相哈我们共同监督", "target": "哎看来我已经帮不到他了" }, { "source": "台风不能出海", "target": "上岛也不行?" }, { "source": "以身相许要吗", "target": "要要,切克闹" }, { "source": "她一天耍朋友多开心。、、", "target": "花儿找不到钵钵了,,,哈哈" }, { "source": "花儿找不到钵钵了,,,哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈勒个比喻~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈勒个比喻~", "target": "恰当撒,我觉得多恰当,哈哈" }, { "source": "开心", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "我爱你", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "西安小照儿", "target": "在某人单反里考完试发!" }, { "source": "在某人单反里考完试发!", "target": "矮油,好的啦好的啦" }, { "source": "妹子啊妹子~~再出来见叭!!!除了初四,你们定时间啊,有啥好去处不?我真不知", "target": "那就干脆我们明天一起吃好了,反正我明天家里没人要出来吃饭,我和盖子约好了,你想吃啥?" }, { "source": "那就干脆我们明天一起吃好了,反正我明天家里没人要出来吃饭,我和盖子约好了,你想吃啥?", "target": "想吃牛排。。。。。。都定明天?" }, { "source": "我不是给你换台词了吗", "target": "我懒得" }, { "source": "就做人上人好了你的心上是谁我不在乎了", "target": "哇,这么放浪的吗" }, { "source": "哇,这么放浪的吗", "target": "哈?" }, { "source": "马东都快140了", "target": "可怕" }, { "source": "作为90后,我还是告诉你两岸迟早还是要统一的", "target": "这智商就别出来丢人显现了" }, { "source": "痘痘呢妹纸", "target": "基本都是些印子了何必说得这么明显" }, { "source": "基本都是些印子了何必说得这么明显", "target": "悄悄说的。。哈哈。。" }, { "source": "悄悄说的。。哈哈。。", "target": "呸你已经公开了等我好了马上飞奔过来杀你" }, { "source": "呸你已经公开了等我好了马上飞奔过来杀你", "target": "我好想去南山看花啊" }, { "source": "我好想去南山看花啊", "target": "我都去了的花了我五十个大洋!" }, { "source": "我都去了的花了我五十个大洋!", "target": "头几天那么冷还去。。我想看花。。说好的春天呢" }, { "source": "头几天那么冷还去。。我想看花。。说好的春天呢", "target": "慌哪样现在才开春离结束还早呢" }, { "source": "慌哪样现在才开春离结束还早呢", "target": "我看我家楼下的樱花都要谢完的了" }, { "source": "我看我家楼下的樱花都要谢完的了", "target": "你不等它就不谢这么快了" }, { "source": "你不等它就不谢这么快了", "target": "好想去赏花呀。。一点春天的感觉都没有。。我要春天。。我现在秋裤都还穿起的" }, { "source": "好想去赏花呀。。一点春天的感觉都没有。。我要春天。。我现在秋裤都还穿起的", "target": "还没脱啊啧啧啧温度都回升了" }, { "source": "还没脱啊啧啧啧温度都回升了", "target": "我晚上睡觉都还要开电热毯" }, { "source": "我晚上睡觉都还要开电热毯", "target": "好了当我没说你赢了" }, { "source": "小猪只能待猪圈,你别想跑", "target": "闭嘴吧" }, { "source": "要不要清楚的,我们拍的有清楚的大冰", "target": "要呢" }, { "source": "说起个人黑成熟样", "target": "可能还是比你成熟" }, { "source": "你的小心心好密集", "target": "太激动了因为真的超级好看" }, { "source": "鸭蛋,回家了吗?", "target": "哎吗,是你啊头像太小都没看出来。当然回家了这都要走了,亲!" }, { "source": "哎吗,是你啊头像太小都没看出来。当然回家了这都要走了,亲!", "target": "那咋没个动静。。。" }, { "source": "那咋没个动静。。。", "target": "怕打扰你啊你不是也没啥动静" }, { "source": "怕打扰你啊你不是也没啥动静", "target": "看你说的。。。手机坏了,你号码没有了" }, { "source": "附近的人", "target": "看来是老手了" }, { "source": "看来是老手了", "target": "低调,遗憾没有发现你" }, { "source": "低调,遗憾没有发现你", "target": "看来咱俩不够附近" }, { "source": "为什么要再见、、、", "target": "有空给你说,这是个伤心的故事。" }, { "source": "有空给你说,这是个伤心的故事。", "target": "恩好的" }, { "source": "下个月去哪啊?", "target": "骨一,没意思就打算回家了" }, { "source": "骨一,没意思就打算回家了", "target": "我悲催了,除夕当天走初五白连夜就4天多的假" }, { "source": "我悲催了,除夕当天走初五白连夜就4天多的假", "target": "我去………你这么苦啊………" }, { "source": "我去………你这么苦啊………", "target": "这人手还不够呢,下个月我们来个特别认真的主任,大查房、汇报病志啥的。。我们会更累" }, { "source": "这人手还不够呢,下个月我们来个特别认真的主任,大查房、汇报病志啥的。。我们会更累", "target": "这科不好干啊,慎选" }, { "source": "开了一天的会!现在才有空刷一刷!看到的都是各种欣赏雨天各种喝的搭配~~~你们~~", "target": "怎么?" }, { "source": "少女心满分", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "嘻嘻~这是我写的", "target": "练字用临摹的有效果吗,你是怎么练的啊" }, { "source": "练字用临摹的有效果吗,你是怎么练的啊", "target": "有效果,先临摹,在照着写,再在上面描" }, { "source": "回学校了。。。你回学校了?", "target": "把学校当公园了" }, { "source": "把学校当公园了", "target": "我的意思是你都没有找我耍" }, { "source": "白天就是和朋友说到分手99天了去庆祝下晚上就是分手99天了还是好难过!", "target": "我4年都放不下一个人" }, { "source": "保持初心无所畏惧!", "target": "保持初心,无所畏惧" }, { "source": "哇江阴可以做这种蛋糕哇?", "target": "恩,可以的拉现在。" }, { "source": "恩,可以的拉现在。", "target": "在哪的呀?" }, { "source": "在哪的呀?", "target": "菁英会309" }, { "source": "菁英会309", "target": "好的~~~3Q~~~~~" }, { "source": "晚了一天了那就祝古老师新的一天更加年轻过年轻的生活", "target": "和你们一样成为年轻人" }, { "source": "昨天是什么节日吗?", "target": "不是啊就是我们吃嗨了" }, { "source": "能洗多大的碗?我一般都是抱着锅吃饭【很认真的说!", "target": "看你买的洗碗机多大。我家的可以直接把炒菜锅扔进去" }, { "source": "经典诵读。就因为不听话,就选了10个", "target": "我总能想起质问你那个淘气包子" }, { "source": "我总能想起质问你那个淘气包子", "target": "我质问他啥了?" }, { "source": "我质问他啥了?", "target": "他质问你眼睛那个欠儿欠儿么" }, { "source": "我没有说谎是爱情说谎它带你来骗我说渴望的有可能有希望", "target": "呵呵爱听的歌" }, { "source": "秀恩爱", "target": "我也想秀" }, { "source": "明天局里的专车就下来了!", "target": "郭主任不开我就不高兴" }, { "source": "小姑娘秀气么", "target": "可是她还是长的挺慢的" }, { "source": "美妞,你买的收腹产品到了么?感觉怎样", "target": "不怎么样,可能要退" }, { "source": "我一直在这里等你", "target": "你在哪里" }, { "source": "如果是我公司自有营业厅、网上营业厅、手机营业厅购买一卡充和网上营业厅、手机营业厅直充,可在界面上选择“我要发票”并填写发票抬头等信息后可开具充值发票。", "target": "不可以已经添加公司信息但是实际开票抬头全部灰色锁定!" }, { "source": "不可以已经添加公司信息但是实际开票抬头全部灰色锁定!", "target": "请问您打印的是月结发票还是一卡充的充值发票?" }, { "source": "收手吧我也只是看球不买球", "target": "小赌怡情" }, { "source": "小赌怡情", "target": "输了就不一样了收了吧孩子" }, { "source": "多读书吧还是", "target": "嗯嗯就是" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈汉字真好玩", "target": "有气味的汉字哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我还以为你要提前祝我三十岁生日快乐", "target": "哥,你在我心中永远是那个逆光冲我笑着的18岁白衣少年啊。" }, { "source": "卷饼还是煎饼", "target": "卷饼薄的那种哈哈哈" }, { "source": "去官网买是不是钱多人傻?", "target": "你能说出来这话就表示你本来就很傻" }, { "source": "这天气不冷吗", "target": "我在国外啊" }, { "source": "本来还一直勉强自己各种相亲,有次大年三十催婚吵架,大哭一场后想开了,只有自己心疼自己,算了", "target": "其实吧,我觉得父爱母爱都是被道德经夸大其词了,人类的爱出发点都是自私的,从自己角度出发,这件事对当事人本身是否真的有利是忽略的,毕竟我们都已经成年且有更成熟理智的判断力了。" }, { "source": "其实吧,我觉得父爱母爱都是被道德经夸大其词了,人类的爱出发点都是自私的,从自己角度出发,这件事对当事人本身是否真的有利是忽略的,毕竟我们都已经成年且有更成熟理智的判断力了。", "target": "那也可能是父母不同我爸妈虽然对我狠话狠说但是每次说完都会在给我打电话怕我难受要不然就是来我屋里哄我有的时候跟她们吵架真的也是挺心寒的说出来的话不知道经不经大脑生气也就一阵也觉得他们自私过气过了也就那样了人嘛自私是常态但父母总比别人强抱抱你" }, { "source": "我都要睡了", "target": "我翻来复去。心累" }, { "source": "你醒醒吧", "target": "想让我清醒一点吗?不存在" }, { "source": "男神我腰打球打断了", "target": "????去医院" }, { "source": "刚给小米一换了屏幕总成", "target": "多少钱" }, { "source": "多少钱", "target": "钱太多了" }, { "source": "钱太多了", "target": "怎么讲" }, { "source": "今天什么时候回来", "target": "明后天才回呢" }, { "source": "明后天才回呢", "target": "6号上午约了10点啊" }, { "source": "你好瘦!", "target": "大家都是小仙女" }, { "source": "大家都是小仙女", "target": "为什么仔细端详一番觉得下巴好像泽颖" }, { "source": "为什么仔细端详一番觉得下巴好像泽颖", "target": "我怎么可能这么瘦" }, { "source": "快递还没到", "target": "不管了不急" }, { "source": "娉婷兮,窈窕兮,婀娜兮,清婉兮", "target": "痴汉" }, { "source": "离职??快出来庆祝一下", "target": "哈哈哈哈可以的" }, { "source": "开门,我来吃了~", "target": "来了想吃啥都有" }, { "source": "来了想吃啥都有", "target": "哎嘿看来我要好好计划下" }, { "source": "三月过这么久了,还看。。。", "target": "哎,我们已经从“XX路线\"的第一阶段步入了第二阶段,上周二晚上还在闭卷考这个~" }, { "source": "每一次变革,都在往阶层固化的方向一步步倾斜。", "target": "不是你单纯努力就能达到的,有钱的孩子可以请名师一对一,出国游学。上最好的小学,穷人的孩子再努力也拼不过。" }, { "source": "不是你单纯努力就能达到的,有钱的孩子可以请名师一对一,出国游学。上最好的小学,穷人的孩子再努力也拼不过。", "target": "真的不一样,条件,出身,眼界,穷其一生可能都撵不上,人家小孩儿六七岁英语说的贼溜,我们报个班都要考虑学费,," }, { "source": "学长见识少基本不去小树林", "target": "就是走在路边的树!" }, { "source": "就是走在路边的树!", "target": "我只记得老校区的大树林" }, { "source": "我只记得老校区的大树林", "target": "没去过老校区" }, { "source": "我要听毛毛原创", "target": "是原创专辑" }, { "source": "一脸不情愿", "target": "哈哈哈长得就那个样子嘛超级可爱啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈长得就那个样子嘛超级可爱啊", "target": "有你可爱没得" }, { "source": "今天在现场看到你,好激动,可惜没拍到合照。。", "target": "你是坐在哪的呢?我也想和他照照来的,但是他先走了。。。" }, { "source": "你是坐在哪的呢?我也想和他照照来的,但是他先走了。。。", "target": "我坐舞台左边" }, { "source": "我坐舞台左边", "target": "你也是辩音团的吗?" }, { "source": "你也是辩音团的吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "做我男朋友好不好", "target": "恐怖不好" }, { "source": "恐怖不好", "target": "谁恐怖我告诉你你赶快来我床上啥事没有不然就打你" }, { "source": "谁恐怖我告诉你你赶快来我床上啥事没有不然就打你", "target": "我刚好今晚喝了羊肾汤" }, { "source": "给我捎份回来过过嘴瘾", "target": "你不怕毁了我就给你带份!" }, { "source": "你不怕毁了我就给你带份!", "target": "你可以给我真空包装~" }, { "source": "你可以给我真空包装~", "target": "行。等着我给你买!" }, { "source": "行。等着我给你买!", "target": "就知道你最好了" }, { "source": "就知道你最好了", "target": "行了吧,这样我受不了好好说话!" }, { "source": "钙奶汤圆有什么不一样的?好吃么", "target": "不知道啊,反正很有名啊,味道嘛,还没吃到" }, { "source": "这周你没来", "target": "抱抱宝贝下周去宠幸你" }, { "source": "额哈哈··我看你八点多发的啊····其实赖床是有好处的··", "target": "你们应该不用上啥课了吧?" }, { "source": "你们应该不用上啥课了吧?", "target": "额···无课路过···每周报道一次就成···" }, { "source": "烦人,没有我一张好看的", "target": "专挑你不好看的" }, { "source": "原来大叔只有开心的时候才去做衣服。", "target": "你猜~" }, { "source": "亢亢,你养熊猫犯法。", "target": "太可爱了是不" }, { "source": "太可爱了是不", "target": "害怕。借我一个" }, { "source": "害怕。借我一个", "target": "给你给你,都给你,拿去吧" }, { "source": "你这个死女人能不能专一一点?", "target": "专一了啊" }, { "source": "你只是觉得我在外面鬼混而已", "target": "何出此言啊" }, { "source": "我只想说你怎么可以画那么丑的", "target": "大触也不是人人都是。。。每个大触以前也是渣吧?" }, { "source": "前天我刷了一夜的晚安也没等到你的回复!", "target": "晚安哦" }, { "source": "你离职了?不在张家港了?", "target": "对啊,离职了,不过没离开苏州,还在江苏昆山" }, { "source": "呵呵无论多少年只要第一年没敢上去就没戏来自一个连续再下面帮朋友看了几年包和孩子的留言", "target": "呵呵女人你就只适合看包看小孩哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "呵呵女人你就只适合看包看小孩哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你有本事你上去!!!" }, { "source": "你还上课吗?我也想回家", "target": "上请假回来的" }, { "source": "真的,。不知不觉我们已经发生了这么多了。。。我觉得你已经融入到我的生活里啦。。好闺蜜!", "target": "真的嘛。。。那是因为只有天平才能理解天平。哈哈。。我爱你。。" }, { "source": "真的嘛。。。那是因为只有天平才能理解天平。哈哈。。我爱你。。", "target": "我也爱你。。嘻嘻。。你好好上课!!我睡觉了。。" }, { "source": "你可以撕纸", "target": "心理有问题才会撕纸,想想以前我的心理问题很大" }, { "source": "最近在看未来简史", "target": "这书借的,着急还,三天看完,主要想赶在电影前,怕被毁" }, { "source": "这书借的,着急还,三天看完,主要想赶在电影前,怕被毁", "target": "那,好看吗?" }, { "source": "那,好看吗?", "target": "还行,主要我打狼人杀把逻辑练起来了,看这书感觉很简单,少了一些他们说的乐趣" }, { "source": "还行,主要我打狼人杀把逻辑练起来了,看这书感觉很简单,少了一些他们说的乐趣", "target": "不带这么夸自己的奥,低调点" }, { "source": "不带这么夸自己的奥,低调点", "target": "反正看起来确实不吃力,读着读着可以预料到后面,也可能是作者构思好,总体没有吹的那么还看。" }, { "source": "反正看起来确实不吃力,读着读着可以预料到后面,也可能是作者构思好,总体没有吹的那么还看。", "target": "要不弟弟也是聪明的" }, { "source": "要不弟弟也是聪明的", "target": "其实是笨的" }, { "source": "其实是笨的", "target": "智商不低" }, { "source": "智商不低", "target": "情商不高" }, { "source": "情商不高", "target": "有上升空间" }, { "source": "究竟是因为你太招蚊子喜欢", "target": "难道通宵班没蚊子?" }, { "source": "难道通宵班没蚊子?", "target": "没有啊。我穿短裤都没被咬" }, { "source": "没有啊。我穿短裤都没被咬", "target": "你太臭了吧" }, { "source": "红烧茄子,学会了吗?期待哦", "target": "并没有不好吃!" }, { "source": "并没有不好吃!", "target": "加油哦" }, { "source": "好开森哦,皮肤病好了!摸摸小王子~", "target": "你眉头开了所以我笑了" }, { "source": "上海硫磺皂一块钱本穷鬼能洗一个月的澡和脸现在涨价了涨了三毛", "target": "我们这边一直都两块" }, { "source": "163个石头一个阿福,其馀啥都没有,666,卸了", "target": "正常水平" }, { "source": "不帮你充嘛,你又整天说没话费,帮你充嘛,你又到处炫耀。", "target": "你充的??" }, { "source": "你充的??", "target": "你说呢" }, { "source": "你说呢", "target": "那谢谢咯" }, { "source": "那谢谢咯", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "明年呢", "target": "宝宝你要坚持住" }, { "source": "宝宝你要坚持住", "target": "坚持" }, { "source": "求减肥〜我拿点肉肉给你嘛〜", "target": "就是缺肉〜" }, { "source": "傲娇恪", "target": "但也是正能量恪了" }, { "source": "但也是正能量恪了", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "对自己的医途感觉很迷茫,悲催", "target": "准备改行" }, { "source": "准备改行", "target": "改行……希望不大。已经学7年了,再博士毕业就真的不能放弃了" }, { "source": "改行……希望不大。已经学7年了,再博士毕业就真的不能放弃了", "target": "唉,一条道走到黑" }, { "source": "妈妈快给我吃", "target": "看来你只能去贝果买了" }, { "source": "看来你只能去贝果买了", "target": "呜呜呜去你家偷" }, { "source": "呜呜呜去你家偷", "target": "哈哈哈我会睁一只眼闭一只眼的" }, { "source": "大冬天的吃这些,开春你可要忙啦!", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "现在就去下载一直播", "target": "坐等了" }, { "source": "若你闻过花香浓别问花儿为谁红〜", "target": "哈哈。精辟" }, { "source": "上班好玩吗", "target": "没去" }, { "source": "没去", "target": "在家玩?" }, { "source": "在家玩?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "无聊不" }, { "source": "无聊不", "target": "有点。给我介绍工作嘛。那个太远。要到綦江去了。" }, { "source": "有点。给我介绍工作嘛。那个太远。要到綦江去了。", "target": "我也没找到。在家玩" }, { "source": "我也没找到。在家玩", "target": "好吧。" }, { "source": "猪脑吃哪补哪哈哈~", "target": "吓死宝宝了" }, { "source": "狗头已送,只求一个回复,mv几时出?", "target": "第一波MV明天首播啊~" }, { "source": "第一波MV明天首播啊~", "target": "第一波是有多少首啊哈哈哈。飞机还没飞?" }, { "source": "多做做运动吧〜", "target": "恩恩。" }, { "source": "西兰花没味啊,反倒是香菜味道太重。", "target": "个人差异吧" }, { "source": "我是来乱的..", "target": "怎样,不睡觉要干嘛" }, { "source": "怎样,不睡觉要干嘛", "target": "你最近不是很淡定啊" }, { "source": "师姐,难道真是那个滑冰的,恭喜恭喜……", "target": "你真的欠扁~~~他是在我本部的同学。怎么你脑袋不转弯的呢" }, { "source": "下一站,秦皇岛?", "target": "你是哪位啊?秦皇岛我不去,避嫌哦" }, { "source": "你是哪位啊?秦皇岛我不去,避嫌哦", "target": "小球迷一枚。难道女超和男超不是同一拨人做吗?" }, { "source": "小球迷一枚。难道女超和男超不是同一拨人做吗?", "target": "是同样的人,就好奇" }, { "source": "要放假了,忙吗?", "target": "我都放假一个多月了" }, { "source": "宰驴时的心境描写。", "target": "毙了它" }, { "source": "又是一喜欢回音的", "target": "必须的~~!" }, { "source": "必须的~~!", "target": "这货唱歌太好听了" }, { "source": "恩恩睡觉了", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "南京德云社特产:星巴克", "target": "没有地方去啊" }, { "source": "为什么我从来没抓住过,求赐教", "target": "你使劲抓" }, { "source": "你们出柜了?", "target": "人家正常结婚的嘛" }, { "source": "人家正常结婚的嘛", "target": "我还是没明白,小嘴结婚?" }, { "source": "我还是没明白,小嘴结婚?", "target": "他结婚了当然要去岳母家啦。" }, { "source": "抢个前排", "target": "哪都有你" }, { "source": "哪都有你", "target": "如影随形" }, { "source": "我就不想理你。", "target": "对不住你。" }, { "source": "大哥咋了?受伤了?", "target": "没受伤就是热感冒反反复复" }, { "source": "没受伤就是热感冒反反复复", "target": "小心身体啊,空调别开太低了" }, { "source": "K离人-土木三班陈同学今天一直在听的歌很喜欢听着睡吧", "target": "好的一会听一下" }, { "source": "明明仙人掌!", "target": "就是仙人掌" }, { "source": "就是仙人掌", "target": "哦对哦!无花果!哈哈哈哈!但是无花果不是仙人掌啊" }, { "source": "带点特产", "target": "你不要告诉我说是子长煎饼" }, { "source": "你不要告诉我说是子长煎饼", "target": "不然…带点煤?" }, { "source": "不然…带点煤?", "target": ".....你赢了" }, { "source": "朋友今天刚好又捡了一只小流浪猫!!想要!!", "target": "他已经捡了两只了" }, { "source": "我求求你。把我取消关注再重新关注一下。", "target": "奇葩了,有用?你别动态了" }, { "source": "鞋子好好看求推荐呐", "target": "你好我们门店还在上班的,可以帮你问问" }, { "source": "你好我们门店还在上班的,可以帮你问问", "target": "好哇好哇" }, { "source": "好哇好哇", "target": "是呢,我上次看了不是我们牌子的" }, { "source": "请帮我订一套黑色的", "target": "只剩饕餮绿了" }, { "source": "只剩饕餮绿了", "target": "饕餮绿是什么鬼" }, { "source": "我要告诉三伯母去,老是买书,家里都放不下了。", "target": "说吧说吧,反正以后要弄个书房" }, { "source": "大二了居然还有压岁钱收我都不相信7000多", "target": "什么,压岁钱!我倒是送出去不少" }, { "source": "什么,压岁钱!我倒是送出去不少", "target": "因为你工作了吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "因为你工作了吧哈哈哈", "target": "并没有,我大三这种风俗很迷" }, { "source": "摸摸头", "target": "吃不饱,很难过。" }, { "source": "王者能带躺吗", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈哈一只羊两只羊三只羊喜羊羊美羊羊杨阳洋", "target": "歧视你" }, { "source": "哇,好期待啊,咋没我们学校,唉,这么多队伍,跑男对有没有感觉到压力呢,很期待你们的表现哦", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "没拿拐棍打你就不错了", "target": "哈哈!" }, { "source": "欢迎来我大云南帝国", "target": "沐王府" }, { "source": "你家宝宝嘛", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "是哒", "target": "好可爱,最喜欢女儿" }, { "source": "好可爱,最喜欢女儿", "target": "哈哈抓紧啊" }, { "source": "哈哈抓紧啊", "target": "突然想到一个问题,咋两人咋认识的" }, { "source": "我读书少你别骗我", "target": "不哄你。男孩子平时戴耳钉也没什么。" }, { "source": "我应该那天下午回医院吧,太晚了我室友来接我她也不安全", "target": "十一号下午?" }, { "source": "十一号下午?", "target": "恩,第二天我要上班呀" }, { "source": "恩,第二天我要上班呀", "target": "嗯嗯,那你把你回沅陵的时间告诉我,我就好提前到店里给你做蛋糕,现做的好吃些" }, { "source": "冲这萌萌的脸不追加个小鱼干么", "target": "准备要揍猫" }, { "source": "我都说了让你俩来我家为啥不来", "target": "你咋这么早我明天有课" }, { "source": "你咋这么早我明天有课", "target": "哎一古!后天嘞" }, { "source": "哎一古!后天嘞", "target": "也有课" }, { "source": "恩爱的生活", "target": "大师周末怎么嗨" }, { "source": "大师周末怎么嗨", "target": "睡觉,,," }, { "source": "睡觉,,,", "target": "这不是很浪费?嗨起来啊" }, { "source": "看完你这条,我更想家了默默在心里流泪", "target": "抱抱我觉得你在学校呆不了两天了赶紧把哥那顿饭先吃了" }, { "source": "只有我想知道怎么瘦的吗", "target": "我也想知道,我减肥到平台期下不去了,一直在47.5" }, { "source": "我也是一棵韭菜,买房子有什么建议么?", "target": "要买现房,还有就是要买稍微大一点的。" }, { "source": "要买现房,还有就是要买稍微大一点的。", "target": "好,位置方面有推荐么" }, { "source": "好,位置方面有推荐么", "target": "位置这个得看自己的要求吧,比如上班近啊什么的。" }, { "source": "奚梦瑶这么美的小仙女,我爱你啦", "target": "特别喜爱呢" }, { "source": "看了一圈想回去玩剑三了…", "target": "你打算去电几【此处恨老英】" }, { "source": "你打算去电几【此处恨老英】", "target": "还没想好!哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "我们周四", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "毛衣", "target": "快来避暑!" }, { "source": "难道中暑了?", "target": "今天纯属不在状态~" }, { "source": "怎么了,最近很忙吗?不开心,,,", "target": "考试没过⊙﹏⊙" }, { "source": "考试没过⊙﹏⊙", "target": "再背背吧" }, { "source": "再背背吧", "target": "也只有酱紫啦⊙﹏⊙" }, { "source": "男饭男饭,我们要珍惜", "target": "对,珍惜我" }, { "source": "对,珍惜我", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "别在那多愁善感了好么?卧蚕姐姐", "target": "卧蚕是啥" }, { "source": "是想说吃饱才有力气减成瘦子吗", "target": "瘦子问你明天听力是一二节还是三四!" }, { "source": "瘦子问你明天听力是一二节还是三四!", "target": "三四节。。。。" }, { "source": "三四节。。。。", "target": "可以了退下吧还有你的名字改的我好想笑!!" }, { "source": "板出个窟窿把你摔成苕伢儿", "target": "我居然看懂了这句话" }, { "source": "我居然看懂了这句话", "target": "我在打的时候也是十分犹豫几经沉吟了" }, { "source": "我在打的时候也是十分犹豫几经沉吟了", "target": "中文系小仙女沉吟出来的湖北话果然不凡" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "哟哟" }, { "source": "情人", "target": "情人" }, { "source": "走到哪,算哪吧。反正一直的状态就是,出专辑就买,演唱会能看就去看。BE喜欢就多支持。希望她以后幸福吧。", "target": "是的!希望她幸福,从心里支持她" }, { "source": "是的!希望她幸福,从心里支持她", "target": "是啊。也为了等那未知的一天。虽然就真的很讨厌,但还是希望她的选择是正确的。" }, { "source": "无名指刮掉多少头发", "target": "困死了" }, { "source": "交胖友吗", "target": "可以啊" }, { "source": "一定不要跟别人交心吐露太多,因为你迟早会发现自己会后悔的,讲真,交心这件事,很幼稚,我倒不是鼓励你变得复杂,我只是希望你能学会保护自己。", "target": "说的时候真的是一吐为快。可是过后发现那人真的不值得深交。最后又会后悔死" }, { "source": "你的确5适宜叫姐姐啊", "target": "不带这样子的~" }, { "source": "美毛毛", "target": "丑啦" }, { "source": "海棠好养吗!今天去花市看了没敢买", "target": "我家就种在门口花坛里,也不管的,挺好养得吧" }, { "source": "我家就种在门口花坛里,也不管的,挺好养得吧", "target": "今天去买" }, { "source": "你这唇红皮肤白的……", "target": "皮肤好不容易好点了" }, { "source": "皮肤好不容易好点了", "target": "你皮肤一直不是都很好啊……" }, { "source": "你怎么这么高产!", "target": "有的是之前屯的,这个是昨晚通宵赶的" }, { "source": "有的是之前屯的,这个是昨晚通宵赶的", "target": "你会做混音么" }, { "source": "一直下着雨", "target": "都没下雪" }, { "source": "都没下雪", "target": "对呀,也不下雪" }, { "source": "好可爱的小萨,赶紧给人家换个名字,太土了怎么能叫毛呢", "target": "它叫毛毛。" }, { "source": "它叫毛毛。", "target": "你突然这么正式的介绍它的名字,让我感觉好奇怪" }, { "source": "裙底打码差评", "target": "哈哈哈哈其实是有安全裤的" }, { "source": "名人不说暗话,想。。。。", "target": "原来你是名人哈哈哈" }, { "source": "原来你是名人哈哈哈", "target": "我是啊,我才不要做明人,我要做名人" }, { "source": "我是啊,我才不要做明人,我要做名人", "target": "可以没问题" }, { "source": "可以没问题", "target": "这不是重点,重点是想。。。。" }, { "source": "这不是重点,重点是想。。。。", "target": "想啥" }, { "source": "先收藏慢慢学", "target": "好,你一定会做的比我还好吃" }, { "source": "好,你一定会做的比我还好吃", "target": "我只会吃" }, { "source": "花痴", "target": "花粉!" }, { "source": "最萌身高", "target": "孙轩宇和菜很圆一样高诶" }, { "source": "越来越瘦", "target": "哈哈。。我以前胖得很恐怖的" }, { "source": "早知道昨晚带你去饭堂嘞我错了", "target": "后来是去了饭堂,吃完就开始痛了。痛到三点都没好" }, { "source": "后来是去了饭堂,吃完就开始痛了。痛到三点都没好", "target": "记得要按时吃饭啦" }, { "source": "记得要按时吃饭啦", "target": "我会记得嘎。" }, { "source": "你从不卖假货因为你卖的是二手货", "target": "我的晒斑已经好很多了,谢谢你~" }, { "source": "连既有车站都有复兴号,还有什么好说的呢", "target": "不要歧视衡柳250通道" }, { "source": "不要歧视衡柳250通道", "target": "衡柳什么时候变成250了" }, { "source": "女神早安", "target": "叫豆豆就好,不然按福建口音,我该叫绿神了" }, { "source": "叫豆豆就好,不然按福建口音,我该叫绿神了", "target": "绿就绿吧" }, { "source": "啊啊啊!好人缘,连我都倾倒了…", "target": "倒了吗,我看你站的挺稳嘛" }, { "source": "倒了吗,我看你站的挺稳嘛", "target": "其实我倒了,只不过在你看到前站起来了…" }, { "source": "其实我倒了,只不过在你看到前站起来了…", "target": "看来下次得直接把你迷晕,不能让你一瞬间就站起来" }, { "source": "快点换锁", "target": "买锁去了" }, { "source": "虽然你的天更蓝,云更美,,我的是另一种美丽,,欢喜", "target": "我看看" }, { "source": "这个指甲,不太好看哎!", "target": "丑就丑嘛还不太好看做的时候她建议我选其他的我说不不不就要那个最丑的哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "丑就丑嘛还不太好看做的时候她建议我选其他的我说不不不就要那个最丑的哈哈哈哈", "target": "嗤!" }, { "source": "我开到石嘴山就开始腰疼了", "target": "都快到兰州了" }, { "source": "为啥我每次都想揪它耳朵", "target": "它会咬你的" }, { "source": "给自己太多压力了该休息还说要休息的", "target": "可是明天要考试玩多了" }, { "source": "可是明天要考试玩多了", "target": "不就考英语吗,不虚" }, { "source": "不就考英语吗,不虚", "target": "我是想到其他我也不会啊" }, { "source": "我是想到其他我也不会啊", "target": "不虚,我罩着你" }, { "source": "办落地签那人是不是很多呢?我们两趟航班中间只有两个小时的间隔!会不会办不完?", "target": "不会,很快" }, { "source": "不会,很快", "target": "好的,谢谢" }, { "source": "好的,谢谢", "target": "你们是自由行就很快" }, { "source": "你们是自由行就很快", "target": "就是自由行的!" }, { "source": "就是自由行的!", "target": "嗯,那很快,填个表,10分钟左右" }, { "source": "嗯,那很快,填个表,10分钟左右", "target": "好的!谢谢!旅途愉快!" }, { "source": "好的!谢谢!旅途愉快!", "target": "看你也经常出去旅游啊,也蛮会拍照的" }, { "source": "又是大餐,又不叫俺", "target": "你现在还想吃吗?" }, { "source": "你现在还想吃吗?", "target": "俺在喝茶勒" }, { "source": "俺在喝茶勒", "target": "什么茶呀?给俺也来一杯哦" }, { "source": "什么茶呀?给俺也来一杯哦", "target": "铁观音,很香的哦" }, { "source": "铁观音,很香的哦", "target": "来一杯哦" }, { "source": "来一杯哦", "target": "鱿鱼丝要不要" }, { "source": "鱿鱼丝要不要", "target": "要吃哦,香香" }, { "source": "要吃哦,香香", "target": "多吃鱼,更阳光" }, { "source": "多吃鱼,更阳光", "target": "烤鱼" }, { "source": "烤鱼", "target": "烤的不如煮的营养哦" }, { "source": "烤的不如煮的营养哦", "target": "蒸鱼吗?" }, { "source": "蒸鱼吗?", "target": "清蒸,肉质鲜嫩" }, { "source": "清蒸,肉质鲜嫩", "target": "哇哇流口水耶" }, { "source": "集齐九颗圣诞树就可召唤神龙哦", "target": "呵呵呵你别忘记明天要等待我的照片" }, { "source": "幸福的孩子~我只有走国内短途,而且要等到端午节才有机会。。。。。。", "target": "我也想去澳大利亚可是每次时间都不对~~对了,你有澳大利亚签证很容易去土耳其啊" }, { "source": "我也想去澳大利亚可是每次时间都不对~~对了,你有澳大利亚签证很容易去土耳其啊", "target": "但是我没得时间去啊。。。。" }, { "source": "但是我没得时间去啊。。。。", "target": "像国庆节啊,还有以后年假啊⊙▽⊙" }, { "source": "像国庆节啊,还有以后年假啊⊙▽⊙", "target": "那要等好久哦。。。。。" }, { "source": "冬至快乐", "target": "同乐同乐!" }, { "source": "学生时代", "target": "我们是工作时代。。" }, { "source": "蓓哥可以物色一个", "target": "。。。昨天梦到你了" }, { "source": "。。。昨天梦到你了", "target": "梦到我么斯?我们赶紧把地方定下来吧,我好请假" }, { "source": "梦到我么斯?我们赶紧把地方定下来吧,我好请假", "target": "对的,梦到我们去游泳~" }, { "source": "被窝里吃辣条不怕弄床上么", "target": "一看你就没童年" }, { "source": "我与荣耀畅玩4X的故事有三年了咋摔都不坏", "target": "荣耀品质!" }, { "source": "哪里能买正版球衣我要淘一件伦纳德的", "target": "就知道你会出现在这里" }, { "source": "你啥时候回北京?", "target": "五月份了" }, { "source": "五月份了", "target": "好呀好呀五月我也要回去一次" }, { "source": "好呀好呀五月我也要回去一次", "target": "毕业了" }, { "source": "毕业了", "target": "答辩六月还要再去参加毕业典礼" }, { "source": "答辩六月还要再去参加毕业典礼", "target": "干脆一直呆着不就好了" }, { "source": "干脆一直呆着不就好了", "target": "请不出那么长的假" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐啊…最近都睡不好,眼睛都肿了一只~" }, { "source": "新年快乐啊…最近都睡不好,眼睛都肿了一只~", "target": "怎么只肿一只" }, { "source": "谁遇到冠佑他就请客!", "target": "谁那么幸运" }, { "source": "长这么大了,没去过厦门星球", "target": "哈哈哈你在地球怕啥" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你在地球怕啥", "target": "地球不安全,不适合怪物生存" }, { "source": "其实说白了刚开始吵架冷战的时候就已经意识到会分手了可还是不能够阻止的梦到他就某一晚我刚梦到他在梦里笑的和往常一样温暖然后说分开我忽然惊醒还安慰自己说没关系梦是反的是反的然后打开手机此时凌晨一点五十三然后点开软件看到他说的分手", "target": "别难过会好的哦" }, { "source": "别难过会好的哦", "target": "过了这么久分分合合了两次可还是又分开了" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "这天可别踢球了" }, { "source": "你也大四吗", "target": "。。,你咋知道" }, { "source": "。。,你咋知道", "target": "哈哈哈因为说到继电保护我就想到这个,而且我们学院有好几个签这个,不过你是哪里看到我的也好?" }, { "source": "动车快", "target": "有酒样,只能开车去" }, { "source": "天猫精灵可以听虾米音乐自己收藏的歌曲。那样就全是自己爱听的了。", "target": "这也有个问题每次都是顺序播放听得总是前面那几首。而且临时想听啥歌如果版本多那真的就听不到了。" }, { "source": "这也有个问题每次都是顺序播放听得总是前面那几首。而且临时想听啥歌如果版本多那真的就听不到了。", "target": "要是能改成随机播放就好了" }, { "source": "要是能改成随机播放就好了", "target": "要是有记忆功能就更好了我相信以后肯定会实现的" }, { "source": "我还是比较喜欢话剧小妹儿虽然已经抢不到票了", "target": "祝你天天有剧看" }, { "source": "家庭开销…我一个人一年20万、30万也不够用…48万一家不够用一定的。", "target": "我想知道你牙有多大" }, { "source": "我想知道你牙有多大", "target": "你管得着吗" }, { "source": "这次不参加十佳了要回福州有事", "target": "没机会了" }, { "source": "没机会了", "target": "本来就没机会呀," }, { "source": "唉。不输液你今天下午哪有精神玩飞车", "target": "嗯嗯~说的是~知错了。" }, { "source": "琦哥水平看来比你厉害啊人家还有肉菜", "target": "是的,我们聚餐可以让他来做,前提要备好菜" }, { "source": "是的,我们聚餐可以让他来做,前提要备好菜", "target": "只掌勺炒菜哦" }, { "source": "春节快乐", "target": "节日快乐!" }, { "source": "来北京我请你吸霾,管够", "target": "这...哈哈哈哈哈哈你有毒" }, { "source": "请问今天毕业?", "target": "过两天" }, { "source": "过两天", "target": "嗷嗷,医专?" }, { "source": "我还在找上次的秋裤", "target": "这次带的加绒的!" }, { "source": "今天也是暖暖的,我们的小太阳", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "去痣?", "target": "切了。" }, { "source": "切了。", "target": "感觉像在说被淹了一样的淡定" }, { "source": "感觉像在说被淹了一样的淡定", "target": "难得我淡定一次真是滴!切了一块肉阿,疼" }, { "source": "难得我淡定一次真是滴!切了一块肉阿,疼", "target": "我以前割眼睛的时候更疼。。。" }, { "source": "我以前割眼睛的时候更疼。。。", "target": "额。我们都是被动了刀子的人。" }, { "source": "额。我们都是被动了刀子的人。", "target": "嗯嗯苦啊" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "谢谢你", "target": "要吃长寿面和蛋糕哦" }, { "source": "去哪耍了大哥们", "target": "都回家了" }, { "source": "都回家了", "target": "在家吗?" }, { "source": "在家吗?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "剧版都已经结束这么久了能不能别黑了再说两人关系也很好剧版影版也是各有特色反正都很好", "target": "对啊不比较都很好" }, { "source": "炮机不如你的公狗腰和湿吻啊", "target": "你就那么确定我有公狗腰啊?" }, { "source": "你就那么确定我有公狗腰啊?", "target": "没有公狗腰,那就只好我自己动动了" }, { "source": "没有公狗腰,那就只好我自己动动了", "target": "硬不起来" }, { "source": "硬不起来", "target": "我苦命啊" }, { "source": "我苦命啊", "target": "你真可爱" }, { "source": "你真可爱", "target": "可怜没人爱的可耐" }, { "source": "可怜没人爱的可耐", "target": "有的" }, { "source": "有的", "target": "你吗" }, { "source": "你吗", "target": "要搞拉拉吗?" }, { "source": "乡村文艺演出", "target": "是啊,一点也不想看。" }, { "source": "女儿22个月,90cm,不是要长到180?", "target": "180女孩在这里,我只知道我生下来58厘米" }, { "source": "想问一下是自驾去的吗", "target": "不是哦坐大巴到珠海然后打滴滴过去的" }, { "source": "不是哦坐大巴到珠海然后打滴滴过去的", "target": "好像说滴滴过去挺远的" }, { "source": "好像说滴滴过去挺远的", "target": "我坐到白蕉斗门客运总站打车过去四五十" }, { "source": "我坐到白蕉斗门客运总站打车过去四五十", "target": "我听说有专门的御温泉大巴,不过不知道要不要钱的!你是哪里过去的" }, { "source": "我听说有专门的御温泉大巴,不过不知道要不要钱的!你是哪里过去的", "target": "广州东站" }, { "source": "我也有心理阴影了可能不会尝试第二次了", "target": "我们吃别的!" }, { "source": "我们吃别的!", "target": "好好好吃别的好吃哒" }, { "source": "沾点喜气", "target": "没问题的" }, { "source": "你的脑洞每天都是批量生产的吗", "target": "可能因为我太聪明了吧,我也很烦恼呀" }, { "source": "可能因为我太聪明了吧,我也很烦恼呀", "target": "……那请问为啥你逮住任何的机会就要自夸你自己一波" }, { "source": "……那请问为啥你逮住任何的机会就要自夸你自己一波", "target": "说个实话不行么!" }, { "source": "说个实话不行么!", "target": "全世界只有你这么认为" }, { "source": "这月底了。我换卡多亏啊,写个月换", "target": "那不是还有一周电话都打不通了" }, { "source": "那不是还有一周电话都打不通了", "target": "我现在换好亏嘛,这都月底了" }, { "source": "我现在换好亏嘛,这都月底了", "target": "哦反正一般也不得给你打电话随便了" }, { "source": "哈哈!小藤就是广告牌……", "target": "还打错字了…是放松……唉…影响仕途啊" }, { "source": "还打错字了…是放松……唉…影响仕途啊", "target": "怪不得觉得怪" }, { "source": "怪不得觉得怪", "target": "大家别总瞅着字嘛…我都不好意思把脸露出来了" }, { "source": "大家别总瞅着字嘛…我都不好意思把脸露出来了", "target": "哈哈,你见不得人了" }, { "source": "哈哈,你见不得人了", "target": "明天还要考试…去~看书去~" }, { "source": "菜收到了吗", "target": "还没啊,什么时候寄的呢" }, { "source": "生日快乐宝宝", "target": "爱你比心♡" }, { "source": "爱你比心♡", "target": "看你也是郑州的什么时候在了姐姐带你玩耍" }, { "source": "看你也是郑州的什么时候在了姐姐带你玩耍", "target": "好好谢谢姐姐带我飞" }, { "source": "公益大使棒棒哒", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "肥肠!!有道理!!", "target": "肥肠好吃可他家!没!有!这个!码子!!!!" }, { "source": "今天就我自己了,没人给我拍照啊,我还在躺着,不想出门", "target": "赶紧呼叫小楼" }, { "source": "网络一线牵,珍惜这段缘", "target": "虚假的情谊" }, { "source": "这种奇芭太难得了~哈哈~", "target": "独一无二呢" }, { "source": "独一无二呢", "target": "虽然是独一无二,但不敢恭维吖" }, { "source": "虽然是独一无二,但不敢恭维吖", "target": "太不敢了" }, { "source": "那朵花是啥", "target": "腮红" }, { "source": "你知道怎么收费吗?包场的还是散客?", "target": "这个不太清楚啊,你百度一下试试,我那天就是去比赛的,就去过那一次……" }, { "source": "这个不太清楚啊,你百度一下试试,我那天就是去比赛的,就去过那一次……", "target": "哦哦谢啦" }, { "source": "哦哦谢啦", "target": "木事木事" }, { "source": "心疼姐姐", "target": "你们今天去外公外婆那了吗?" }, { "source": "祝早日康复", "target": "谢啦" }, { "source": "哇这个装修好喜欢做吃的都感觉心情变好了", "target": "一家小店,下次你们组团来绍兴啊,我们去那里做饭!" }, { "source": "一家小店,下次你们组团来绍兴啊,我们去那里做饭!", "target": "好呀好呀" }, { "source": "没什么买的我也要剁手", "target": "你说你准备要干啥" }, { "source": "小宁德热烈欢迎皇上莅临~", "target": "那得下次微服私访了阿" }, { "source": "那得下次微服私访了阿", "target": "快来快来~" }, { "source": "夜生活很丰富哟", "target": "你榴莲吃好了啊" }, { "source": "加油宝贝儿", "target": "想哭的时候我会找你的" }, { "source": "想哭的时候我会找你的", "target": "嗯呢我一直都在你身旁" }, { "source": "七七,快说你什么时候把作业做完的", "target": "吃今天晚饭的时候大概" }, { "source": "亲,加油啊,要不出去旅旅游再回来学习?", "target": "那样的话考研就已经考完了" }, { "source": "那样的话考研就已经考完了", "target": "那就以考完试出去玩为动力,再坚持一下,奖励自己一个远途的旅行?" }, { "source": "那就以考完试出去玩为动力,再坚持一下,奖励自己一个远途的旅行?", "target": "我更想在放假前找到合适的工作" }, { "source": "我更想在放假前找到合适的工作", "target": "你还考不考研了!!!?" }, { "source": "你还考不考研了!!!?", "target": "专业课很多没有背,没有准备好,就是参加个考试感受下" }, { "source": "你好我从欢想那里过来的爬了很多楼梯还百度了护肤帖子但是有点无从下手请问能不能帮我看看什么适合我的皮肤吗谢谢了如果不行也没关系", "target": "我的能力有限,只能给你提供一些可供参考的建议" }, { "source": "我的能力有限,只能给你提供一些可供参考的建议", "target": "好啊谢谢那我说说情况?" }, { "source": "好啊谢谢那我说说情况?", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "今晚的我~", "target": "捉到依佳~" }, { "source": "收起你们八卦的心", "target": "是不是嘛?满足下我们八卦的心撒" }, { "source": "你的日子过得太好了", "target": "部门聚餐" }, { "source": "哈哈,他是那种他爸说单纯的人,他爸让他做什么他就做什么…我也不知道是不是喜欢我,但是我后来一直没搭理他", "target": "哈哈,好吧,这种事情,勉强不来" }, { "source": "哈哈,好吧,这种事情,勉强不来", "target": "是的,这种事真的要看缘分和感觉" }, { "source": "是的,这种事真的要看缘分和感觉", "target": "是的,急不得" }, { "source": "你还怕被群殴~~就你这种水平,一打n", "target": "老了,已经不胜酒力" }, { "source": "老了,已经不胜酒力", "target": "能不装吗…………………………" }, { "source": "能不装吗…………………………", "target": "多久没一起喝了别闹" }, { "source": "多久没一起喝了别闹", "target": "过年回去可以再让我感受一下你的无敌吗" }, { "source": "过年回去可以再让我感受一下你的无敌吗", "target": "小酌一下就好" }, { "source": "艳阳高照吧?", "target": "恩!不冷" }, { "source": "素芬那。这就是长大的过程要适应吧寝室很重要就像我们一样的啦乖多交新朋友", "target": "好嘛…不过我们寝室没住满好冷清哦" }, { "source": "好嘛…不过我们寝室没住满好冷清哦", "target": "几个人哦寝室住满了好挤我我们东西都没地方放" }, { "source": "几个人哦寝室住满了好挤我我们东西都没地方放", "target": "四人一寝室,还是可以" }, { "source": "四人一寝室,还是可以", "target": "这是才开始适应还是要一段时间的" }, { "source": "给巨星毛老师打call,今天现场超赞!", "target": "今天辛苦大大老师了啊。" }, { "source": "今天辛苦大大老师了啊。", "target": "谢大大老师照顾!恭喜毛先生得奖" }, { "source": "扔鱼市场", "target": "为什么是扔鱼" }, { "source": "为什么是扔鱼", "target": "市场里有几个小伙把鱼扔的满天飞" }, { "source": "来我学校一条河的距离", "target": "哇不错" }, { "source": "不带钱带上我", "target": "那我还有的吃么。" }, { "source": "那我还有的吃么。", "target": "我吃了就等于你吃了" }, { "source": "化学多少", "target": "70" }, { "source": "70", "target": "我也是,什么情况?" }, { "source": "先来撩,然后没理就拉黑哦", "target": "不用和他们计较" }, { "source": "你最近好悠闲", "target": "是啊,除了玩就剩了。。" }, { "source": "导演怎么把你拍的像吴彦祖", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "芒果千层好棒啊", "target": "别的不棒么" }, { "source": "别的不棒么", "target": "都棒都棒" }, { "source": "你都干了些什么值得的事", "target": "买猪蹄" }, { "source": "买猪蹄", "target": "从此领悟到了生活的真谛吗" }, { "source": "在网上看,市区好像有团发车的。等这段时间忙完,有空去走走。", "target": "可以的祝你旅途愉快呀" }, { "source": "可以的祝你旅途愉快呀", "target": "可不可以助我旅途愉快" }, { "source": "可不可以助我旅途愉快", "target": "对呀我祝你旅途愉快呀" }, { "source": "麻烦帮我看下如何瘦腿,尤其是小腿!", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "我不让我家果果吃糖", "target": "少吃点" }, { "source": "看看现在的自己多棒", "target": "果然负能量的时候要回去看初心啊" }, { "source": "我被你美哭", "target": "我逗你笑" }, { "source": "跟老男人喝酒能跟女生们打桌游一样嘛?", "target": "妹纸们都回家过寒假了吧没得法,你只能找云超了……" }, { "source": "我也准备圣诞节去,不知道车票哪里买啊", "target": "捷克铁路官网就可以买~" }, { "source": "捷克铁路官网就可以买~", "target": "还有一个问题啊,网上买好票就好了吗?自己打印在A4纸上还是说要去火车站换票。" }, { "source": "还有一个问题啊,网上买好票就好了吗?自己打印在A4纸上还是说要去火车站换票。", "target": "自己打印在A4纸就行" }, { "source": "不要去想自己有病没病都会想出病", "target": "你说的很有道理" }, { "source": "第一次去东莞嘛..", "target": "好玩波!" }, { "source": "在我心中只有你", "target": "钥匙取出来了么" }, { "source": "好吧医生上班了么", "target": "读书中尚未毕业" }, { "source": "我现在理科男风", "target": "可以说很酷了" }, { "source": "五月份等着我把,我要去学校", "target": "呀!!!女神!!!!我好激动!都两年没看见你了" }, { "source": "呀!!!女神!!!!我好激动!都两年没看见你了", "target": "五月份等着我呀不许和猴哥出去浪了" }, { "source": "五月份等着我呀不许和猴哥出去浪了", "target": "没问题!有地方住么要不要来我家住" }, { "source": "没问题!有地方住么要不要来我家住", "target": "哈哈蹭吃蹭喝专属" }, { "source": "有没有人和我一样不喜欢SUV的", "target": "我只喜欢手动档性能轿车,范围比你还小!" }, { "source": "必须等我回来继续走起~话说,早一天我就还在的哇", "target": "馒头什么时候回来???" }, { "source": "馒头什么时候回来???", "target": "9号回福州。目测10号耍我就可以赶得上了" }, { "source": "重庆,一个没有共享单车的大城市", "target": "上坡,上坡,还是走路更好" }, { "source": "衣服给我脱下来!!!", "target": "好怕怕" }, { "source": "博主每次发文都写的好认真,无论是不是广告!!", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "拜托~真要等到狗发狂咬死人了,你们才会觉得人重要?到时候是不是又会有家长指责学校?也许警察叔叔处理的方式不是很人道,但是这样上纲上线真的好吗?", "target": "学校并没有给出合理解释啊,而且不是很不人道,是非常不人道,真的是醉了。" }, { "source": "所以你要赶快帮我物色一个", "target": "你何须物色" }, { "source": "你何须物色", "target": "小妹啊,你这样说就不对啦" }, { "source": "你朋友真多", "target": "我还有你" }, { "source": "我还有你", "target": "说爱我" }, { "source": "说爱我", "target": "爱我" }, { "source": "来我家,和我天天来酒庄", "target": "都是苦命的娃啊" }, { "source": "都是苦命的娃啊", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "能不能优化一下x9plus的垃圾短信拦截功能?", "target": "下第三方" }, { "source": "日日,生日快乐,爱你哟", "target": "谢谢思思,我也爱你" }, { "source": "谢谢思思,我也爱你", "target": "一定要回来" }, { "source": "小憩是哪个", "target": "你是小气" }, { "source": "期待窦骁,希望窦窦拍剧也要照顾好自己别太累了,相信俊男靓女组合一定非常棒", "target": "超期待" }, { "source": "我坐车顶", "target": "怎么忍心让你受冷风吹" }, { "source": "怎么忍心让你受冷风吹", "target": "我抗冻" }, { "source": "炒鸡好用!", "target": "真的!!" }, { "source": "大佬头像好帅的样子,求私图,感觉要弯了", "target": "不行为了大佬的隐私(他真的不会加你!!)" }, { "source": "不行为了大佬的隐私(他真的不会加你!!)", "target": "你已经把他卖了……" }, { "source": "你忘了我的糖火烧还忘了跟我拍拍立得!", "target": "昨天不是都带着行李箱嘛!我去买好看的相纸!" }, { "source": "昨天不是都带着行李箱嘛!我去买好看的相纸!", "target": "我想吃糖火烧做的相机纸" }, { "source": "我想吃糖火烧做的相机纸", "target": "有毒" }, { "source": "王菇凉你婚否?", "target": "未婚啊" }, { "source": "未婚啊", "target": "那你还黑我。。" }, { "source": "那你还黑我。。", "target": "为什么跟我结婚没有啥关系啊" }, { "source": "为什么跟我结婚没有啥关系啊", "target": "既然你没结婚,大家都一类的,所以不要黑我。" }, { "source": "既然你没结婚,大家都一类的,所以不要黑我。", "target": "怎么是一类的呢?我穷啊我老子也穷啊" }, { "source": "真的人美,能力又好,性格又好", "target": "也有总小曲和他才是一对" }, { "source": "当瓶子内壁的水既不凝成水珠,也不成股流下,就是刷干净了!", "target": "比刷碗还累!" }, { "source": "好像广西并没有特别明确的法规规定收费区域耶还是说我没看到。感觉这些年被坑了好多", "target": "听个学长说南宁明确了收费要标牌的" }, { "source": "听个学长说南宁明确了收费要标牌的", "target": "可以收费的地方一般会有收费标准牌吧?" }, { "source": "这两个人怎么天天上热搜,吵架了,秀恩爱了,去机场了,回国了……有啥意义啊", "target": "天天上热搜??很久都没有了好吧,天天上热搜的今天上午那两个吧,还有,阚清子是因为演技好火的。自从播了亲爱的客栈,被黑成那样,人家两个的事关这些吃瓜群众屁事,你不点进来哪来的热搜" }, { "source": "让我瘦20斤就满足了", "target": "想瘦的瘦不下来想胖的胖不上去" }, { "source": "想瘦的瘦不下来想胖的胖不上去", "target": "上帝不公平" }, { "source": "上帝不公平", "target": "我也觉得是" }, { "source": "每天看你发的文字,很有收获,我已经辞职了,准备做律师", "target": "祝未来顺利" }, { "source": "现在馋我的英语课本", "target": "看了之后要<&~...;;%/&*<;...~" }, { "source": "看了之后要<&~...;;%/&*<;...~", "target": "我会把我的智慧传输给你的放心" }, { "source": "我会把我的智慧传输给你的放心", "target": "我觉得我的智慧已经够了,甚至有点多" }, { "source": "我觉得我的智慧已经够了,甚至有点多", "target": "虽然你的智慧有一点多但是在我的对比之下你的智慧就显得微不足道了所以我真的不介意借给你一点不要那么客气" }, { "source": "虽然你的智慧有一点多但是在我的对比之下你的智慧就显得微不足道了所以我真的不介意借给你一点不要那么客气", "target": "现在,我似乎,懂你了" }, { "source": "我都大三了", "target": "上大学好么" }, { "source": "上大学好么", "target": "就那样吧,肯定没有想象中好就是了" }, { "source": "就那样吧,肯定没有想象中好就是了", "target": "你说学会计和老师那个好" }, { "source": "你说学会计和老师那个好", "target": "这个我也不知道怎么说,老师呢,比较稳定,至于会计,完全不了解" }, { "source": "这个我也不知道怎么说,老师呢,比较稳定,至于会计,完全不了解", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "没事~" }, { "source": "没事~", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "孩儿,买什么了", "target": "一言难尽" }, { "source": "一言难尽", "target": "那你哪天来姥姥家,慢慢道来" }, { "source": "那你哪天来姥姥家,慢慢道来", "target": "好多都金子的……" }, { "source": "好多都金子的……", "target": "浪费。。。" }, { "source": "浪费。。。", "target": "不是都是能长期用的" }, { "source": "花盆不错", "target": "眼够贼的" }, { "source": "眼够贼的", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "那是", "target": "最丑的一个花盆让你看到了" }, { "source": "最丑的一个花盆让你看到了", "target": "我觉得多好看的,,古朴啊" }, { "source": "别紧张~别紧张~你的主场紧张啥", "target": "哇哦" }, { "source": "等一波五月吧我要暂时献身给我的工作", "target": "嗯。五月去马来西亚吗" }, { "source": "嗯。五月去马来西亚吗", "target": "应该没问题。" }, { "source": "应该没问题。", "target": "可以去是吗?那我就先给你报名" }, { "source": "向快乐出发!!!", "target": "醒目" }, { "source": "没见到他的时候,时刻提醒自己我们是不可能的。等见到的时候,就什么都忘了。", "target": "说了千万遍的不会打扰然后自己打脸" }, { "source": "我们漂流吧。", "target": "那也要先回荆门啊" }, { "source": "那也要先回荆门啊", "target": "又回去?" }, { "source": "又回去?", "target": "是的啊" }, { "source": "是的啊", "target": "你票买了吗?" }, { "source": "你票买了吗?", "target": "买了啊你快买撒我买的2号晚上10点44" }, { "source": "买了啊你快买撒我买的2号晚上10点44", "target": "为什么没有直接帮我买?" }, { "source": "为什么没有直接帮我买?", "target": "我哪么晓得你啊" }, { "source": "我瘦了20", "target": "心碎……果断进补去~" }, { "source": "怎么地,还没找到人谈呢?好好定下来吧。", "target": "嗯我也想" }, { "source": "膜到底重不不重要", "target": "可以作为择偶标准,但不是道德标准" }, { "source": "可以作为择偶标准,但不是道德标准", "target": "略显深奥" }, { "source": "要大请一下", "target": "摆一桌" }, { "source": "我的饭你干嘛啦", "target": "来约阴阳师" }, { "source": "顺其自然", "target": "我以后要早睡早起就不会想乱七八糟的事情" }, { "source": "我还没跟他说白天了跟他说吧", "target": "额其实昨天吃饭的时候看见你了" }, { "source": "额其实昨天吃饭的时候看见你了", "target": "什么鬼。。你们去哪儿吃饭看到我了" }, { "source": "什么鬼。。你们去哪儿吃饭看到我了", "target": "我楼下附近,去吃饭的路上,不过就我一个人看见了" }, { "source": "我楼下附近,去吃饭的路上,不过就我一个人看见了", "target": "你什么时候眼神变好了。。。正面的话我没看到你啊。。难受对面?" }, { "source": "你什么时候眼神变好了。。。正面的话我没看到你啊。。难受对面?", "target": "嗯对面我也是听见你声音了看了一眼" }, { "source": "嗯对面我也是听见你声音了看了一眼", "target": "噗。。。厉害了你。。。我在往你们那边走还是往回走。。。。" }, { "source": "噗。。。厉害了你。。。我在往你们那边走还是往回走。。。。", "target": "你跟在别人一起骑自行车,还好没正面碰见,不然多尴尬" }, { "source": "你跟在别人一起骑自行车,还好没正面碰见,不然多尴尬", "target": "噗你厉害昨天确实去那边你楼下了当时还在想过这个问题会不会遇到你们。。。。" }, { "source": "噗你厉害昨天确实去那边你楼下了当时还在想过这个问题会不会遇到你们。。。。", "target": "所以以后我还是没事少出门" }, { "source": "我不忙", "target": "你应该很忙的啊" }, { "source": "放毒啊", "target": "还有比你秀恩爱更毒的吗" }, { "source": "有单身妹子吗", "target": "有,我就是" }, { "source": "最有名的还得是老站十一中后门,青的鸡蛋饼!", "target": "这个我也知道他现在还在那么?" }, { "source": "背首古诗呗", "target": "春眠不觉晓," }, { "source": "春眠不觉晓,", "target": "然后呢" }, { "source": "然后呢", "target": "你想要什么然后呢?" }, { "source": "你想要什么然后呢?", "target": "背诗啊" }, { "source": "那时有录音笔。重要的是录音是真的还是假的,怎样录的不重要。", "target": "天呐,,08年哎,一个普通农村的老百姓家里放着录音笔???你问问现在的普通农村老百姓家里有几个放着录音笔的???你这想象力,," }, { "source": "天呐,,08年哎,一个普通农村的老百姓家里放着录音笔???你问问现在的普通农村老百姓家里有几个放着录音笔的???你这想象力,,", "target": "不要站在你的立场考虑,老百姓没你想的那样" }, { "source": "这就是你没事瞎赞的下场", "target": "挑事是吧" }, { "source": "瞬间就让我精神了…不过还是祝可乐新年大乐~", "target": "帆叔叔新的一年要变成帆爷爷哦!" }, { "source": "帆叔叔新的一年要变成帆爷爷哦!", "target": "………承您贵言……" }, { "source": "没有一个人能百分百地优秀,而且优秀总不是自己感觉出来。从别人的优秀里能找到让自己变得优秀的动力,这才是我们要做的。", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "收到了告诉我一声结果", "target": "宝宝你穿多大呀平时" }, { "source": "你还没告诉我你是谁呢", "target": "我是你的神" }, { "source": "睡醒之后上称一下没有", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "哪项高?我是T18很高很高!是不是比21更可怕…最后宝马过了吗", "target": "我是21体风险过高,做无创通过了哈" }, { "source": "我是21体风险过高,做无创通过了哈", "target": "恭喜!21高的我看都通过的~18真的说不准" }, { "source": "超市偶遇!!送我上去让林狗可劲儿恨我!!!", "target": "诶我!!!!!" }, { "source": "诶我!!!!!", "target": "你真美" }, { "source": "在哪上班呢", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "猜不到" }, { "source": "什么时候给我一张CD?", "target": "你什么时候要啊" }, { "source": "你什么时候要啊", "target": "看你方便." }, { "source": "第一奖励什么?", "target": "奖励给你一个绿帽子高兴不" }, { "source": "奖励给你一个绿帽子高兴不", "target": "奖励太重了" }, { "source": "我来啦", "target": "呀,我居然没看到" }, { "source": "想念火锅料了~~", "target": "哈哈我还以为想念我的~~" }, { "source": "哈哈我还以为想念我的~~", "target": "想念你……跟火锅料,嘿嘿~" }, { "source": "我一个去泡妞的就不要艾特了嘛", "target": "哈哈哈、恭喜修成正果、饺子不白吃" }, { "source": "哈哈哈、恭喜修成正果、饺子不白吃", "target": "是被我的包饺子技术震到了" }, { "source": "是被我的包饺子技术震到了", "target": "呃、你那天包饺子了吗?还是我选择性失忆了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "呃、你那天包饺子了吗?还是我选择性失忆了哈哈哈", "target": "我还是主力呢!!" }, { "source": "好幸福啊", "target": "来跨年啊龙小丰家里" }, { "source": "来跨年啊龙小丰家里", "target": "今年跨年在东京" }, { "source": "今晚就上阔腿裤吗", "target": "对对对晚上就上架!后面买也可以的。毕竟这个一直有" }, { "source": "对对对晚上就上架!后面买也可以的。毕竟这个一直有", "target": "好的,我等" }, { "source": "最近体重轻了,好像跟情绪有关不知道该开心还是不开心", "target": "不开心体重变轻了开心一下又重了又不开心了体重又…" }, { "source": "山东人爱打老婆对女人不太尊重很正常了", "target": "不是说山东男都打老婆,只是从全国来看山东男人打老婆的比例最高,概率最大。" }, { "source": "分我点欧气", "target": "能中到这个的人才是欧皇" }, { "source": "能中到这个的人才是欧皇", "target": "嗯?这是啥我也转" }, { "source": "好玩不过嫂子。好吃不过海味,好玩不过表妹。", "target": "这些背的熟的很" }, { "source": "你为啥不买x?", "target": "我喜欢指纹" }, { "source": "我喜欢指纹", "target": "我也是,我也买的8" }, { "source": "想吃小面好吗!!!", "target": "天天吃呢" }, { "source": "天天吃呢", "target": "什么时候再吃给我看看" }, { "source": "鹌鹑蛋又把我炸出来了", "target": "突然感叹你刚从袜子太太那边过来到现在也有好长好长一段时间了深夜矫情哭" }, { "source": "突然感叹你刚从袜子太太那边过来到现在也有好长好长一段时间了深夜矫情哭", "target": "傻胖辞,我会一直围观你的啦,时间确实过得好快。超级喜欢你这个会吃又吃不胖的小可爱" }, { "source": "看来你真是平静了,偶一大早爬起来上课,不过比睡懒觉好!橘子好想你们", "target": "平静不下来撒,我也想上课" }, { "source": "平静不下来撒,我也想上课", "target": "我为了自己也为了别人,自己花钱去考证书,打算下半年去新加坡找工作。你也去吧,我觉得那里还挺适合你的,哈哈" }, { "source": "我为了自己也为了别人,自己花钱去考证书,打算下半年去新加坡找工作。你也去吧,我觉得那里还挺适合你的,哈哈", "target": "我老公也想回新加坡的说。他在那边好多年。" }, { "source": "远大前程挺好看的,袁弘的演技还是不错的", "target": "挺好看的" }, { "source": "勾搭神器", "target": "快爆照" }, { "source": "快爆照", "target": "£àºµ~" }, { "source": "一地的莲花。。", "target": "哈哈,喜欢莲花属的" }, { "source": "哈哈,喜欢莲花属的", "target": "是啊。这个会开花?" }, { "source": "你自己总是12.6号12.7号生日傻傻分不清楚搞得伦家总是纠结但是这都不是重点!重点是!我的朱朱又老了哈哈哈哈哈哈还有祝伦家今天和蓝盆友200天", "target": "这样我就可以过两天啊!我不会老的~你和光鑫好好过~200天快乐" }, { "source": "这样我就可以过两天啊!我不会老的~你和光鑫好好过~200天快乐", "target": "到时候请你喝喜酒还有就是要告诉你个秘密20岁可以结婚了哦" }, { "source": "睡前小故事", "target": "系你睡前吧" }, { "source": "系你睡前吧", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "孩子在哪逛阿?", "target": "宿舍" }, { "source": "宿舍", "target": "心烦就出去散步呀" }, { "source": "心烦就出去散步呀", "target": "。。所以说想一个人,或者两个" }, { "source": "祝你梦想成真", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "看过韩版很好看期待中版的", "target": "韩版确实好看" }, { "source": "来南京喝馄饨", "target": "喝???" }, { "source": "我觉得人家是演员,那是她的职业,能红有戏拍那是她的福气,其实大家没必要这样骂别人,宽容和理解是一种修行", "target": "对,赞一个。" }, { "source": "我是萌妹纸", "target": "你的头像是谁" }, { "source": "哇恭喜恭喜", "target": "随手一点就发现了校友" }, { "source": "随手一点就发现了校友", "target": "咦~可以的" }, { "source": "咦~可以的", "target": "学姐也今年考研啊?" }, { "source": "学姐也今年考研啊?", "target": "19考研今年备考" }, { "source": "19考研今年备考", "target": "你大三没准备?" }, { "source": "早茶推荐点都德,吃饭推荐炳胜", "target": "同爱炳胜" }, { "source": "咱俩这两天找时间打个22玩吧", "target": "你上气纯我上奶花怎么样?" }, { "source": "你上气纯我上奶花怎么样?", "target": "好好好,我实力气纯,山河接七星,紫气打六合" }, { "source": "好好好,我实力气纯,山河接七星,紫气打六合", "target": "就这么定了!!我随时有空,你有空了就喊我啊歪歪!" }, { "source": "就这么定了!!我随时有空,你有空了就喊我啊歪歪!", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "小湿妹,你总是这么的好", "target": "快,快夸我" }, { "source": "同桌你又默默的在玩我手机!", "target": "我没有默默,光明正大太阳下玩的" }, { "source": "欺负老外不懂中文", "target": "我怎么觉得他其实是懂的" }, { "source": "风景很美你也很美", "target": "腊鸡你咋又提前回家了" }, { "source": "腊鸡你咋又提前回家了", "target": "回家是我想要回想回就能回不服打我呀" }, { "source": "哈哈。我能聊天,就是朋友圈用不了", "target": "我接受可慢" }, { "source": "我接受可慢", "target": "估计过会都好了" }, { "source": "好无聊好颓废啊我说我", "target": "让你来找我,咱俩坐着一起颓靡也能开心点" }, { "source": "为什么所谓的八题分50万,答过了八题一分钱也没有", "target": "你要第九题答对才行" }, { "source": "你要第九题答对才行", "target": "答对了,没有" }, { "source": "答对了,没有", "target": "反正开宝箱随机" }, { "source": "清穿日常!!!看了十几二十常,每次书荒就从头开始看!!!", "target": "非常好看" }, { "source": "你刚烫的头发剪了太可惜了", "target": "好像已经烫了很久了耶、哈哈。我想弄成梨花短发" }, { "source": "好像已经烫了很久了耶、哈哈。我想弄成梨花短发", "target": "我喜欢你长发多点" }, { "source": "我喜欢你长发多点", "target": "是不是长发有魅力点咧哈哈" }, { "source": "是不是长发有魅力点咧哈哈", "target": "对啊!" }, { "source": "我要搭我朋友好久都没看到他了。", "target": "哦。。那你教他咋个赶车过来嘛。" }, { "source": "带我吃", "target": "好呀,下次提前来" }, { "source": "有学生票么", "target": "学生就不用买票了我帮你们解决" }, { "source": "学生就不用买票了我帮你们解决", "target": "怎么解决啊?!" }, { "source": "怎么解决啊?!", "target": "带你们进景区呀" }, { "source": "没有树的世界,荒芜!爱护树木对环保是一份责任!!", "target": "谢谢!!" }, { "source": "贵人,应届工作经历能写在学生组织和班级的吗?", "target": "应届填无" }, { "source": "应届填无", "target": "我看他们都是填的无呀" }, { "source": "我看他们都是填的无呀", "target": "我的报名表打了五星,必须要填" }, { "source": "长大了!!可爱啊以后肯定帅得不要不要的", "target": "比我帅就好" }, { "source": "你是早上爬还是晚上爬,需要带什么衣服呀~", "target": "前一天坐缆车上去,第二天走下来的,简直要生无可恋了啊山里随时可能下雨,带个雨衣就好啦~" }, { "source": "前一天坐缆车上去,第二天走下来的,简直要生无可恋了啊山里随时可能下雨,带个雨衣就好啦~", "target": "冷吗,要带长袖吧" }, { "source": "冷吗,要带长袖吧", "target": "这两天要穿长袖的,因为下雨难免会湿一点,风一吹很冷的" }, { "source": "这两天要穿长袖的,因为下雨难免会湿一点,风一吹很冷的", "target": "嗯好哒" }, { "source": "嗯好哒", "target": "雨大时候要注意安全哟" }, { "source": "雨大时候要注意安全哟", "target": "嗯嗯,谢谢学姐,毕业快乐" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,谢谢学姐,毕业快乐", "target": "谢谢是学妹呀~" }, { "source": "滴是啥意思", "target": "打卡" }, { "source": "什么梦?", "target": "上学,我做梦都是差不多这个,还有个女的,不过看清脸记不住" }, { "source": "上学,我做梦都是差不多这个,还有个女的,不过看清脸记不住", "target": "哈哈哈,是不是梦到在学校早恋?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,是不是梦到在学校早恋?", "target": "当然不是,在学校只是上课,那个女的是另一个陌生的场景好像是在玩游戏" }, { "source": "当然不是,在学校只是上课,那个女的是另一个陌生的场景好像是在玩游戏", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "千辛万苦回到家了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "苹果手机时间不是自动设定的吗难道我用的是山寨的", "target": "设置-通用-时间与日期-自动设置-关掉" }, { "source": "设置-通用-时间与日期-自动设置-关掉", "target": "我还真不知道" }, { "source": "从实招来什么情况", "target": "抖音上面的" }, { "source": "抖音上面的", "target": "我不信我不信" }, { "source": "哈哈哈~是的~火影海贼都很完美", "target": "哈哈好期待后面鸣人和雏田的情节" }, { "source": "哈哈好期待后面鸣人和雏田的情节", "target": "哈哈哈楼楼会不会嫌弃我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈楼楼会不会嫌弃我", "target": "哈哈怎么会嫌弃" }, { "source": "我小时候也喜欢待外婆身边", "target": "相聚总是短暂的" }, { "source": "相聚总是短暂的", "target": "这样才更懂得珍惜啊" }, { "source": "爱你哟,你跟花花一样棒!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "吃饭没?可别饿着" }, { "source": "吃饭没?可别饿着", "target": "刚吃过了~" }, { "source": "吃货胡上线啦!我要陪你吃、吃、吃必须买起来", "target": "一天啊" }, { "source": "我要吃榴莲!!!", "target": "我咋整啊那玩意能让上飞机吗" }, { "source": "我咋整啊那玩意能让上飞机吗", "target": "我不管!!!!" }, { "source": "我不管!!!!", "target": "我给你鲜花饼" }, { "source": "我给你鲜花饼", "target": "我都要!" }, { "source": "哥!!!!你跟不懂叔到底在说什么!!!!手机翻不到前面的对话真着急!!!!!快告诉我!!!!!", "target": "啊啊啊我看到了·~~~~" }, { "source": "我该说点什么呢", "target": "你说什么都爱你" }, { "source": "头发不影响就是快吧胡子刮了吧", "target": "你…你们不应该说留着也没事吗?!" }, { "source": "猪娘干嘛", "target": "犀利啦,女朋友都有埋" }, { "source": "卡实在是有点好看!", "target": "就喜欢好看的吃的" }, { "source": "就喜欢好看的吃的", "target": "好看=好次哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "假期的长度吗?", "target": "不是,是时间的利用率不同。你懂的。" }, { "source": "祝你夜班幸湖〜", "target": "今天第二个集齐七个召唤神龙" }, { "source": "今天第二个集齐七个召唤神龙", "target": "原谅我读书少〜没懂什么意思" }, { "source": "原谅我读书少〜没懂什么意思", "target": "就是集齐七个夜班我就死了" }, { "source": "不知道...就是感觉弄湿脚特难受,比头被淋湿还难受...", "target": "哦,那总比穿布鞋湿脚舒服一点" }, { "source": "蓝眼睛", "target": "自动变蓝眼睛的" }, { "source": "哈哈,我上个月休息了6天,这个月也2天了", "target": "安逸哦" }, { "source": "我是山姆!", "target": "嗯哪,晚上刚看的" }, { "source": "老田这个鞋…掉了?", "target": "不那是我的鞋,对他来说很小" }, { "source": "那个妹子还问“可以给我一张你签得像鱼旦的签名嘛?鱼旦回答“我每个签名都像鱼旦啊~”", "target": "不是啊,他说的是“我的每张签名你都可以看成是鱼旦,谁叫你的眼神那么好呢”" }, { "source": "不是啊,他说的是“我的每张签名你都可以看成是鱼旦,谁叫你的眼神那么好呢”", "target": "哈哈哈哈反正是大概意思嘛,我记不太清了~昨晚太兴奋了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈反正是大概意思嘛,我记不太清了~昨晚太兴奋了", "target": "嗯嗯嗯明白,我正好记清楚啦" }, { "source": "嗯嗯嗯明白,我正好记清楚啦", "target": "你太棒了你也在现场哦" }, { "source": "你太棒了你也在现场哦", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "我现在已经退化到一碗方便面都吃不完的地步了,怎么破", "target": "才一天就这样。。" }, { "source": "快给我铺红地毯", "target": "给我七百块" }, { "source": "我今天刚去熊煮", "target": "去了才明白为什么叫熊" }, { "source": "百威终于发了", "target": "翻到一张他的表情包液" }, { "source": "翻到一张他的表情包液", "target": "高冷状" }, { "source": "嘿嘿晚上好哦", "target": "由不见了最近你好忙啊都不招呼我这新人" }, { "source": "由不见了最近你好忙啊都不招呼我这新人", "target": "不要这么说哦啦" }, { "source": "不要这么说哦啦", "target": "我一般都是说的事实啊" }, { "source": "我一般都是说的事实啊", "target": "切我现在拿的是朋友的手机来上的" }, { "source": "切我现在拿的是朋友的手机来上的", "target": "那就是就是你能看到了啊" }, { "source": "那就是就是你能看到了啊", "target": "对呀!看到游客那里很美呀" }, { "source": "对呀!看到游客那里很美呀", "target": "哦我说这张更嫩挖" }, { "source": "哦我说这张更嫩挖", "target": "游客那张很漂亮啊" }, { "source": "游客那张很漂亮啊", "target": "哈哈这张也好看啊" }, { "source": "哈哈这张也好看啊", "target": "下午好" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "晚上好啦" }, { "source": "你羡慕", "target": "我很要好多羡慕。" }, { "source": "我很要好多羡慕。", "target": "哈哈给你说我是探花" }, { "source": "哈哈给你说我是探花", "target": "探花是什么" }, { "source": "探花是什么", "target": "状元榜眼探花!你不晓得嗦" }, { "source": "状元榜眼探花!你不晓得嗦", "target": "跟你有什么关系" }, { "source": "跟你有什么关系", "target": "我是我们扳手腕大赛的探花" }, { "source": "我是我们扳手腕大赛的探花", "target": "你好傻!!" }, { "source": "复习的挺好的嘛", "target": "人家复习为了求知,我是为了求生。。。" }, { "source": "人家复习为了求知,我是为了求生。。。", "target": "都是为了生存" }, { "source": "看油菜花去", "target": "你来带我去吧" }, { "source": "你来带我去吧", "target": "要和你对象去。" }, { "source": "要和你对象去。", "target": "校长带着春游去" }, { "source": "校长带着春游去", "target": "一眨眼,校长这词都过去好长时间了!" }, { "source": "让强吻了?", "target": "没有啊,就很排斥" }, { "source": "比心", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "这图有没有无水印的。", "target": "裁掉就影响整体美观了。" }, { "source": "裁掉就影响整体美观了。", "target": "我也布吉岛啦" }, { "source": "快点跟我一起等待游泳决赛", "target": "2.20?" }, { "source": "2.20?", "target": "2:30开始啊,今天肯定有一金,然后接力和男子200蝶可以争个牌" }, { "source": "2:30开始啊,今天肯定有一金,然后接力和男子200蝶可以争个牌", "target": "看看能不能等了!~" }, { "source": "男神加油画画~~下雨了打不了球了", "target": "对啊!呼…可恶呐" }, { "source": "对啊!呼…可恶呐", "target": "回来不要被雨淋到了哦~~" }, { "source": "大大大大大橘猫!", "target": "松开手能把对面吃了" }, { "source": "走到哪里都要泡茶", "target": "有空过来上海泡茶" }, { "source": "挺好看的。拜托大家少一些闲言碎语谁都不容易都有在努力。", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "别伤心洗洗睡觉吧", "target": "睡觉!!!" }, { "source": "睡觉!!!", "target": "午睡" }, { "source": "午睡", "target": "你陪?" }, { "source": "你陪?", "target": "来吧" }, { "source": "来吧", "target": "你来" }, { "source": "你来", "target": "以后你来" }, { "source": "天天都有黑夜", "target": "天天都有爱,多好!" }, { "source": "老铁,那女生为什么要化妆涂口红,质量好的都没多大问题吧,没必要这样。", "target": "人类和狗狗不一样……" }, { "source": "求一张农村小男孩手捂额头的表情,脸冻得红红的", "target": "没找到,描述太模糊不好找" }, { "source": "真早啊,哈哈,我也才到公司呢。。。哈哈", "target": "新西兰现在几点?" }, { "source": "喘不过气。旁人还要觉得你矫情。", "target": "懂的,超难受" }, { "source": "懂的,超难受", "target": "别说了。很想死了。" }, { "source": "你又文艺了", "target": "这是自带属性" }, { "source": "听说云南又地震了哇?没把你们吓着吧?", "target": "感觉到了" }, { "source": "四年过去了,你的那次考试,考的怎么样啊?", "target": "巧姐,好久没听节目了,四年前的考试我不记得了,现在在内大,感觉离家近挺好的,巧姐现在在主持什么节目啊?" }, { "source": "巧姐,好久没听节目了,四年前的考试我不记得了,现在在内大,感觉离家近挺好的,巧姐现在在主持什么节目啊?", "target": "当时的烦恼过几年想起来都想不起来了,有时候烦恼说说有个人帮忙记得也挺有意思我还是老节目多年未变!" }, { "source": "当时的烦恼过几年想起来都想不起来了,有时候烦恼说说有个人帮忙记得也挺有意思我还是老节目多年未变!", "target": "巧姐欢乐村的播出时间什么时候?" }, { "source": "巧姐欢乐村的播出时间什么时候?", "target": "没有欢乐村了" }, { "source": "没有欢乐村了", "target": "伴随我高三生活的节目啊……那现在还有什么可以互动或者点歌的节目呢?播出时间?" }, { "source": "它说想我啦么么哒", "target": "你能再不要脸一点吗" }, { "source": "我觉得在申花主场进三个应该不太难", "target": "哈哈,绿地球迷我就这么一说,别当真别当真。。。" }, { "source": "你上东莞了?", "target": "早上了" }, { "source": "早上了", "target": "都不告诉我你教的舞蹈班就是在东莞的?" }, { "source": "在澳大利亚开启了新的辣椒世界", "target": "新鲜辣椒都太贵了" }, { "source": "迟来的生日祝福闵素衣生日快乐每一天都能开开心心愿你梦里有你所爱", "target": "谢谢你愿你们都好" }, { "source": "我马上吃火锅一会发照片给你哦", "target": "得看是哪家的好吃不" }, { "source": "骗我说瘦了?", "target": "看不出来我瘦了吗" }, { "source": "你准备生几个", "target": "你有几架飞机就生几个" }, { "source": "你有几架飞机就生几个", "target": ",我以后的人生目标就是多买几架飞机" }, { "source": "你什么过敏啊", "target": "体质。。。。" }, { "source": "体质。。。。", "target": "不是吧你体质不好呀是太胖了吧" }, { "source": "不是吧你体质不好呀是太胖了吧", "target": "太胖的是你哈哈哈哈你看人家大够!多好!你看你猪似的><" }, { "source": "太胖的是你哈哈哈哈你看人家大够!多好!你看你猪似的><", "target": "我这叫保持歌唱的身材让我今天在星海复试狠狠地杀了一场" }, { "source": "我这叫保持歌唱的身材让我今天在星海复试狠狠地杀了一场", "target": "哈哈哈会考上的!!!祝福你><考完请瘦下来。。。" }, { "source": "谢谢你同学", "target": "你不回我我就带你去吃猪霸王" }, { "source": "你不回我我就带你去吃猪霸王", "target": "弱弱的问~~嘛是猪霸王~~" }, { "source": "同被锁过我深深记得端着洗脸盆绕过天雅大门大家看我的眼神", "target": "咱俩不一样,你只是被锁,我这是已经设防了…………" }, { "source": "恶人之交浓如茶", "target": "。。。茶也比较淡吧" }, { "source": "。。。茶也比较淡吧", "target": "浓茶,难不成写豆浆?" }, { "source": "浓茶,难不成写豆浆?", "target": "你的千万亿子孙" }, { "source": "早点休息吧,爬累了的", "target": "在泡脚,泡完呼呼" }, { "source": "在泡脚,泡完呼呼", "target": "你有好习惯" }, { "source": "你有好习惯", "target": "泡泡阔以舒缓脚部疲乏" }, { "source": "泡泡阔以舒缓脚部疲乏", "target": "能助睡眠" }, { "source": "一想到未来都是这样的路就感觉厌倦,也许不适合从医吧", "target": "没想好,别学医" }, { "source": "没想好,别学医", "target": "已经踏上不归路了" }, { "source": "小诡很爱吃甜品", "target": "喜欢那种不甜不腻的甜品~" }, { "source": "还不睡", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "你懂的", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "我现在最好奇的是那帮当初出来各种没锁门没撒谎各种可怜无奈也是受害者替刘洗地的玩意怎么都消失了,那些个某某报某大V呢不出来继续蹦哒", "target": "感觉这不是水果刀,水果刀前面的头不会那么尖锐" }, { "source": "你为啥某衣服穿都很卖类自己也不留", "target": "留的太多了,我就想买个外套,貂。" }, { "source": "什么时候回家呀", "target": "打算后天坐车,你呢?" }, { "source": "唉,怎么说你好呢?。。。你真的以为我那么不关心你吗?!", "target": "不关心不关心,,,,都不晓得我交了手机。。。这是我来五班后第一次交。。。。" }, { "source": "我也不痛不痒啊。你以为你算老几,大妈!", "target": "我是你大妈啊,你说我算老几" }, { "source": "我突然觉得它好幸福…", "target": "它也带给我幸福…" }, { "source": "它也带给我幸福…", "target": "我也要……" }, { "source": "我也要……", "target": "要鸽子?" }, { "source": "要鸽子?", "target": "要幸福…" }, { "source": "要幸福…", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "嘉丞好帅", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "不开心吗?", "target": "开心过头了" }, { "source": "开心过头了", "target": "都哭了!!!" }, { "source": "都哭了!!!", "target": "谁哭了" }, { "source": "李医生帅不?", "target": "还行吧" }, { "source": "要啥自行车", "target": "你觉得我的生活不无聊吗" }, { "source": "你觉得我的生活不无聊吗", "target": "我觉得我的比较无聊" }, { "source": "我问过一个朋友,看什么书能让人长见识,腹有诗书气自华?东野奎吾的也行吗?", "target": "行啊,为什么不行,小说看的多,自己写东西文笔也能流畅很多" }, { "source": "你在老虎滩", "target": "我可以去恒隆嘛也不远,非要到我家门口了才约我嘛" }, { "source": "我可以去恒隆嘛也不远,非要到我家门口了才约我嘛", "target": "我以为只能中山区" }, { "source": "我以为只能中山区", "target": "甘井子区都行!!!!" }, { "source": "给你推荐那个蓝光护眼的还不错", "target": "什么意思?" }, { "source": "什么意思?", "target": "手机膜" }, { "source": "头发剪了?", "target": "剪了好久咯,真的是懒得洗头" }, { "source": "炮爷怎么样啊", "target": "我已经凉了" }, { "source": "我已经凉了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈等我过年啊,你哇啥" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈等我过年啊,你哇啥", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "甜点不错,茶就…", "target": "不不不,排了一个半小时太好喝了" }, { "source": "不理你", "target": "睡觉啦" }, { "source": "睡觉啦", "target": "晚上老失眠" }, { "source": "晚上老失眠", "target": "你是机器人好吧还用睡觉啊" }, { "source": "你是机器人好吧还用睡觉啊", "target": "睡觉?" }, { "source": "来追我", "target": "你还需要追么分分钟嘛" }, { "source": "你还需要追么分分钟嘛", "target": "给我个形式啊亲爱的" }, { "source": "在哪里嘛", "target": "昨天在家,今天回学校。" }, { "source": "昨天在家,今天回学校。", "target": "你的速度也太快了吧" }, { "source": "你的速度也太快了吧", "target": "还好啦。" }, { "source": "好好-五月天,特别好听~", "target": "想把你写成一首歌~啊啊啊好适合告白的歌。" }, { "source": "真的p的很累了。雨点光圈灯光都是p的", "target": "你还配个音乐,这么有感觉的时候又和我们说破?" }, { "source": "你还配个音乐,这么有感觉的时候又和我们说破?", "target": "对啊。根本就不存在拍照水平。" }, { "source": "哈哈,那就给个赞吧", "target": "忘了恭喜73胜球队获得总亚军了,实在不好意思" }, { "source": "忘了恭喜73胜球队获得总亚军了,实在不好意思", "target": "说得很有道理" }, { "source": "土豪换手机啦!", "target": "我不是土豪那个手机实在不能用了" }, { "source": "求偶遇", "target": "你认得出我吗" }, { "source": "你认得出我吗", "target": "看见过" }, { "source": "夜空中最耀眼的星了2333", "target": "快点来啊我带你玩" }, { "source": "快点来啊我带你玩", "target": "我也想呜呜呜,但是毕设不知道何时才能肝到头了" }, { "source": "我也想呜呜呜,但是毕设不知道何时才能肝到头了", "target": "毕业了来玩一趟吧。我毕业大约五月底那里" }, { "source": "毕业了来玩一趟吧。我毕业大约五月底那里", "target": "那必须的嘿嘿" }, { "source": "哈哈哈情敌你真是厉害了", "target": "情敌在想办法把自己弄睡觉,眼睛疼,但是情书越抄越兴奋" }, { "source": "情敌在想办法把自己弄睡觉,眼睛疼,但是情书越抄越兴奋", "target": "注意身体啊。。肝还是很重要的。。" }, { "source": "气猴", "target": "气不着" }, { "source": "是阿要遇到一个感情深厚到可以像家人那样的真不容易", "target": "不容易!男人貌似都喜欢新鲜感,但女人不一样,时间越久,爱会越深。" }, { "source": "见面的时候就好好的,一异地恋就不一样...", "target": "因为没有安全感吧,难免会吵架" }, { "source": "周末放假休息啦", "target": "有什么时候能不这么辛苦" }, { "source": "小宝贝", "target": "爱你我的小宝贝" }, { "source": "爱你我的小宝贝", "target": "我们不一样" }, { "source": "雾霾吸多了?", "target": "应该是" }, { "source": "皮皮,是不是感脚今天天气格外好", "target": "好得我都穿袄子啦。" }, { "source": "好得我都穿袄子啦。", "target": "是不是感脚心情倍儿好~" }, { "source": "求图求真相", "target": "明天来个真人秀" }, { "source": "明天来个真人秀", "target": "我现在就想看怎么办" }, { "source": "辛苦的丫头", "target": "我想辛苦" }, { "source": "我想辛苦", "target": "傻丫头" }, { "source": "又换包!喜欢!!!", "target": "重点在我打了耳洞!!你是猪!吗!" }, { "source": "重点在我打了耳洞!!你是猪!吗!", "target": "我的眼里只有包~哦也。两个耳洞?我怕痛。。" }, { "source": "我的眼里只有包~哦也。两个耳洞?我怕痛。。", "target": "哈哈打的时候还好现在就是好好保护一下" }, { "source": "哈哈打的时候还好现在就是好好保护一下", "target": "嗯。挺好的我还是怕痛而且觉得把耳钉放进耳朵里好吓人" }, { "source": "加油加油,一定可以考过的", "target": "考完了,过了" }, { "source": "考完了,过了", "target": "赞~" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "腿细的别给我说话,我就膀子粗" }, { "source": "腿细的别给我说话,我就膀子粗", "target": "哪个腿细" }, { "source": "哪个腿细", "target": "难道不是?" }, { "source": "难道不是?", "target": "那是照骗" }, { "source": "餐厅咋样?", "target": "挺好,很好吃,还不贵,炒刀削面不贵,下次去待半天好" }, { "source": "亲爱滴,中午好", "target": "亲爱的" }, { "source": "中秋快乐啊啊啊啊啊啊我想抛这个球", "target": "这可是绣球来的不能随便抛" }, { "source": "难过", "target": "吓得我赶紧看了看我前任果然也偷我绿色能量了我该怎么办" }, { "source": "晚安,小仙女!晚安,小仙童!", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "我还想买摩托车呢", "target": "买汽车吧。。" }, { "source": "好好爱自己就会有人更爱你。", "target": "别骂。越骂越舍不得。越逆反。让她自己看清楚人的本质。让她自己觉得自己过得卑微。就会自己醒悟的。人陷在爱情里都是这样" }, { "source": "别骂。越骂越舍不得。越逆反。让她自己看清楚人的本质。让她自己觉得自己过得卑微。就会自己醒悟的。人陷在爱情里都是这样", "target": "好像是这样" }, { "source": "好像是这样", "target": "那是必须的。别人的爱情,不需要指点,而是懂得保护就好。你保护好你的妹妹不受伤。其他的。就让她自己决定把。" }, { "source": "长得漂亮不,长不的不漂亮你也要脱鞋,张票了你就一下,两种方法都可以让她收回去", "target": "如果漂亮还有什么好说的" }, { "source": "如果漂亮还有什么好说的", "target": "也对,哈哈哈,绝壁有点看不下去" }, { "source": "大家不都在发么", "target": "我200个好友这就你发" }, { "source": "我200个好友这就你发", "target": "我这发了几十个了…" }, { "source": "我赶紧和我那小谁约一下", "target": "咱们能不能私聊" }, { "source": "你的指甲总是那么好看", "target": "我也没做指甲啊" }, { "source": "我也没做指甲啊", "target": "原本的型" }, { "source": "那你除了爱牛奶,还爱什么?", "target": "水果很多啦" }, { "source": "去哪里呀!", "target": "西塘" }, { "source": "西塘", "target": "哦哦!什么时候回福永呀!" }, { "source": "臭奶瘦成什么样我都能一眼认出你", "target": "就喜欢你那看透的眼睛" }, { "source": "我下乡检查的时候,看到了", "target": "是不是这个样子的哦安不安逸啊" }, { "source": "哟,还真贵啊。藏獒呢。", "target": "养吗" }, { "source": "你要去哪儿啊?", "target": "北京啊~" }, { "source": "北京啊~", "target": "哇去多久啊~~" }, { "source": "哇去多久啊~~", "target": "很久吧,没定~" }, { "source": "很久吧,没定~", "target": "你要嫁娶哪儿吗?" }, { "source": "二胎了", "target": "怎么看出来的??" }, { "source": "怎么看出来的??", "target": "我记得你好像比我大,这年纪我猜可能是二胎" }, { "source": "我记得你好像比我大,这年纪我猜可能是二胎", "target": "你可真会说话" }, { "source": "胶己人!好漂亮的天!历史文化古城,有机会真的要去走走体会那里的文化和尝遍潮汕美食!", "target": "潮汕确实很多好吃的" }, { "source": "看爱情公寓了么", "target": "才看到19集" }, { "source": "才看到19集", "target": "看到21你就会懂" }, { "source": "哟,长尾巴了!快乐哈", "target": "还在景德镇包?" }, { "source": "不忍直视", "target": "你回复错了吧" }, { "source": "小伙,裤子鞋子挺白啊!", "target": "观察挺细微" }, { "source": "我刚做完今天的~", "target": "我每次都不做后半节……感觉半节已经脱力了……" }, { "source": "我每次都不做后半节……感觉半节已经脱力了……", "target": "那你换一个课表啊换轻松一点的其实我觉得不用连着做也行吧换个时间做" }, { "source": "那你换一个课表啊换轻松一点的其实我觉得不用连着做也行吧换个时间做", "target": "嗯……就也没强迫自己都做完,哈哈,反正先养成习惯吧……" }, { "source": "来我的怀里", "target": "我要住进你心里" }, { "source": "与君共勉!", "target": "你还那么小" }, { "source": "你还那么小", "target": "不小了,马上也要25了啊" }, { "source": "不小了,马上也要25了啊", "target": "晕,你在我眼中也就16" }, { "source": "男的会做饭不一定是好男人,譬如说我,你哥哥算个例外", "target": "干嘛要拿你跟他比?" }, { "source": "干嘛要拿你跟他比?", "target": "你想多了" }, { "source": "刚睡醒,上不了", "target": "上哪去?" }, { "source": "上哪去?", "target": "上不了网" }, { "source": "赞,,,", "target": "回来没?" }, { "source": "回来没?", "target": "回来了啊,我天天播报的," }, { "source": "撸主,我176cm62kg,你觉得练肌肉咋样。。", "target": "感觉咱们身材差不多,我不穿鞋大概178,65kg" }, { "source": "感觉咱们身材差不多,我不穿鞋大概178,65kg", "target": "嗯,你多大了" }, { "source": "嗯,你多大了", "target": "21" }, { "source": "21", "target": "汗,咱们一样大的" }, { "source": "汗,咱们一样大的", "target": "是在上学还是别的" }, { "source": "是在上学还是别的", "target": "上学" }, { "source": "上学", "target": "我在河北一个叫燕郊的地方上学" }, { "source": "我在河北一个叫燕郊的地方上学", "target": "我在湖北黄石,才大一呢" }, { "source": "我在湖北黄石,才大一呢", "target": "好巧啊,我也是大一" }, { "source": "好巧啊,我也是大一", "target": "什么专业啊" }, { "source": "什么专业啊", "target": "土木工程" }, { "source": "土木工程", "target": "建筑工程,哈哈" }, { "source": "建筑工程,哈哈", "target": "都是要搬砖的人啊" }, { "source": "都是要搬砖的人啊", "target": "把你肌肉图发一张过来参考一下" }, { "source": "把你肌肉图发一张过来参考一下", "target": "得了吧,瘦的像狗一样,等有成果了再发" }, { "source": "瞎瞎、小花一定是有天大的误会", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "他能把自己稀少的。在意的东西浪费在我身上,那大约就是真爱了。比如他缺钱,但愿意攒钱给我花;比如他有钱,时间稀缺,但是他愿意把自己空闲的时间拿出大半与我相处。那么无疑他是爱我的", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "博主你的猫现在怎么样了?渡过危险期了吗?", "target": "还在危险期,谢谢关心" }, { "source": "小伙子初中毕业没", "target": "太小了,问我高中毕业没就行" }, { "source": "有没有便宜的", "target": "都便宜" }, { "source": "还不睡觉", "target": "这雷太恐怖了,窗户一直震!" }, { "source": "这雷太恐怖了,窗户一直震!", "target": "你干啥坏事了" }, { "source": "我鄙视你把跟胖胖一样的一字眉拿去折腾", "target": "我也后悔死了我想念的我一字眉!!!" }, { "source": "四个好基友,这是在六路车上吗。", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "现在城里不封路了?", "target": "嗯,马路上跟平时一样了" }, { "source": "吃早餐了吗", "target": "还没呢" }, { "source": "还没呢", "target": "终于遇到你没吃早餐了" }, { "source": "终于遇到你没吃早餐了", "target": "一会儿去吃" }, { "source": "一会儿去吃", "target": "你现在哪儿呢" }, { "source": "你是金地业主吗?", "target": "并不是…" }, { "source": "没对象=没脑子", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "完蛋,第一次被网红迷到了", "target": "过气网红" }, { "source": "没事没事!你是最棒的!加油!", "target": "厉害了,摔成最棒的了?" }, { "source": "午好", "target": "吃午饭了" }, { "source": "你每天晚上都不要睡觉的啊?", "target": "是的唉!我是外国人有时差…哈哈~" }, { "source": "是的唉!我是外国人有时差…哈哈~", "target": "哎哟喂,晚上不睡觉白天不起床啊" }, { "source": "哎哟喂,晚上不睡觉白天不起床啊", "target": "嘿嘿!算是吧!我是夜猫子…" }, { "source": "嘿嘿!算是吧!我是夜猫子…", "target": "这还只叫算是啊?根本就是好不好呀。。。" }, { "source": "毕业了么?!!", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "是呀", "target": "这么好,祝贺祝贺!" }, { "source": "只有肚皮上的两道褶子好么", "target": "所以心酸" }, { "source": "我们当地市场有一个鱼摊,也有个杀鱼的妹子,很漂亮。白天忙活完,到了休息的时候也会光鲜亮丽的去逛街、娱乐,而且人家开的是一辆奔驰E300", "target": "上学的时候学校旁边有个炒面店,老板的女儿真的很漂亮,是很多男生的梦中情人,勤劳能干漂亮贤惠,身材也好个子也高,人还特别老实" }, { "source": "人是新书你是旧书……", "target": "你是旧书,还有你家地方大" }, { "source": "去石岐啊?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "浪漫啊" }, { "source": "浪漫啊", "target": "自己去姐!!!!!" }, { "source": "自己去姐!!!!!", "target": "早知啦买我啦" }, { "source": "78你还忧伤,我晕", "target": "竟然说我虎背熊腰啊!情何以堪!" }, { "source": "竟然说我虎背熊腰啊!情何以堪!", "target": "哪个,弄出来打了" }, { "source": "哪个,弄出来打了", "target": "璐璐!!" }, { "source": "听说要拍中版继承者我觉得你最适合了帅气的窦骁", "target": "我也觉得!!!" }, { "source": "你说还有钱那你还怕个毛", "target": "怕倒是不怕就是又挤又堵" }, { "source": "怕倒是不怕就是又挤又堵", "target": "但是你有钱拿啊" }, { "source": "但是你有钱拿啊", "target": "是是是说得对" }, { "source": "老师下次见了", "target": "下次见面都要瘦" }, { "source": "下次见面都要瘦", "target": "那肯定的,哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "朋友你那么可爱真的好么", "target": "不不不,还是你可爱" }, { "source": "不不不,还是你可爱", "target": "别闹死的活的死的活的哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "别闹死的活的死的活的哈哈哈哈", "target": "你可以笑一晚上。你还说要赶回家嘞" }, { "source": "下雨了吗?", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "怎么了?" }, { "source": "怎么了?", "target": "拿着一堆东西东倒西歪又多人…所以狼狈了" }, { "source": "格子牛角扣55求换66!!", "target": "妹子出吗" }, { "source": "妹子出吗", "target": "想换!!!如果一个星期没换到就联系你们!" }, { "source": "人见人爱的大脸咧", "target": "说的就是你" }, { "source": "为什么你比我先?", "target": "估计今天三星信号好" }, { "source": "我居然在360浏览器里查到了", "target": "已经定位到你的IP地址了" }, { "source": "这个防晒巨好用,堪比安耐晒,还不贵哦。", "target": "碧柔也评价好用" }, { "source": "碧柔也评价好用", "target": "但是碧柔不防晒黑" }, { "source": "但是碧柔不防晒黑", "target": "听到这个消息我是崩溃的" }, { "source": "火鸡面让你天天蹿卫生间", "target": "吃完火鸡面赶上拉肚子,那种感觉,真想上天" }, { "source": "哇塞,我给你张我照片,你把我画下来嘛", "target": "朋友。。你切梦嘛。。" }, { "source": "年轻人真洋气", "target": "你懂的!" }, { "source": "孩子这么大了,好快啊", "target": "是啊,都快一岁半了,真快" }, { "source": "是啊,都快一岁半了,真快", "target": "我都快当爹了" }, { "source": "我都快当爹了", "target": "是啊很快了,以后你也有得忙了" }, { "source": "为啥我家人都觉得,我不找对象是心理有问题", "target": "我家人也是!" }, { "source": "头发有多长", "target": "头发刚剪的,真不长" }, { "source": "快快让我拥你入怀", "target": "抱紧点,让我感受到你的心跳" }, { "source": "我画男孩子简直太丑了,生气", "target": "你需要画可爱的男孩子哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你需要画可爱的男孩子哈哈哈哈", "target": "我不会" }, { "source": "我不会", "target": "没事哒你已经很棒了" }, { "source": "今晚又要拉了", "target": "管你屁事" }, { "source": "抹茶无敌", "target": "抹茶超赞" }, { "source": "真的算了手账这种东西不是我们这种女人玩得来的,写个日记差不多了", "target": "我们可不是一种女人啊我是精致女人谢谢" }, { "source": "我们可不是一种女人啊我是精致女人谢谢", "target": "你真酷" }, { "source": "你真酷", "target": "你觉得这戒指好看不说真的不好看我换一个" }, { "source": "你觉得这戒指好看不说真的不好看我换一个", "target": "你的眼光很特别也就一般丑" }, { "source": "记得先关注本宝宝", "target": "收到,谢谢" }, { "source": "我要生嗯哼", "target": "那你就想想吧" }, { "source": "亲爱的,有边眉毛不对哦", "target": "光线问题哎呀!" }, { "source": "光线问题哎呀!", "target": "哈哈好嘛反正还是依然美丽啦" }, { "source": "哈哈好嘛反正还是依然美丽啦", "target": "这还差不多" }, { "source": "慢慢来凡事都摸索往前的", "target": "急不得急不得啊。。" }, { "source": "你来江阴呢", "target": "旁边站" }, { "source": "旁边站", "target": "那我立正了" }, { "source": "小冰,你不乖", "target": "我是第一个也" }, { "source": "我是第一个也", "target": "小冰你真笨" }, { "source": "小冰你真笨", "target": "还不是你教出来滴" }, { "source": "还不是你教出来滴", "target": "我有教你吗?" }, { "source": "去哪里!", "target": "你有计划不五一" }, { "source": "你有计划不五一", "target": "木有。。估计是没钱的节奏。。" }, { "source": "我是好心的啊不是要最帅的啊。。", "target": "删了回家睡觉" }, { "source": "删了回家睡觉", "target": "不删,多帅啊-" }, { "source": "不删,多帅啊-", "target": "你都跌掉了我的股瓦" }, { "source": "你都跌掉了我的股瓦", "target": "不怕不怕依旧帅气" }, { "source": "这张照片感觉你长大好多。", "target": "但还是你的蛋儿" }, { "source": "剁椒太多老...丝丝丝...", "target": "还好还好,哈哈,这个不是猛辣的那种。" }, { "source": "编织工资高么", "target": "3000+吧,才进去两三年不会很高" }, { "source": "3000+吧,才进去两三年不会很高", "target": "教师名额挺多的,考也不难我建议你有能力先读研,然后会有机会去更好的平台,更好的学校" }, { "source": "教师名额挺多的,考也不难我建议你有能力先读研,然后会有机会去更好的平台,更好的学校", "target": "考编不容易啊我身边就没几个考上编的。至于学校吧…我不觉得我有能力考附中邗中那些" }, { "source": "考编不容易啊我身边就没几个考上编的。至于学校吧…我不觉得我有能力考附中邗中那些", "target": "在差学校教书有意思吗,学生不听你的,老师就像天天混日子一样" }, { "source": "在差学校教书有意思吗,学生不听你的,老师就像天天混日子一样", "target": "教院附中很差吗人家也出过中考状元的好嘛,而且是公办的" }, { "source": "因为我是尊贵的会员不是一个档次不好意思", "target": "在哪开我也开一个" }, { "source": "在哪开我也开一个", "target": "你开不起" }, { "source": "你开不起", "target": "那就不开了鞋子没了不买了" }, { "source": "那就不开了鞋子没了不买了", "target": "那我不来了" }, { "source": "重圆的镜子有裂缝", "target": "随时会再次裂开" }, { "source": "借你吉言啊", "target": "我也没跑呢" }, { "source": "今天在外面吃了又贵又不好吃的饭", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "我俩大宝贝也又白又漂亮又好玩儿,不也很少人关注他们不懂宝贝们的美", "target": "不过只要熊猫过得好就行。红不红都是人的事。" }, { "source": "不过只要熊猫过得好就行。红不红都是人的事。", "target": "可不就是这样么。其实说起来,红不红什么的,熊也真不稀罕……又没有能多两个窝头" }, { "source": "啦啦啦,中午来见下", "target": "会吓到你的" }, { "source": "生日快乐!", "target": "哈哈谢谢快回来了" }, { "source": "哈哈谢谢快回来了", "target": "哈哈是的" }, { "source": "滑雪挺好玩的~", "target": "被摔就不好玩了" }, { "source": "被摔就不好玩了", "target": "刚开始都会摔多摔几次就好了" }, { "source": "同乐!", "target": "同乐同乐。" }, { "source": "给自己的心放放假吧,有的事逃避不了,越躲避,越被追问的。问问自己想坚持吗?", "target": "你坚持了?" }, { "source": "你坚持了?", "target": "坚持了,且看到了绚丽的曙光。" }, { "source": "坚持了,且看到了绚丽的曙光。", "target": "哎,妈妈是不一样的" }, { "source": "哎,妈妈是不一样的", "target": "明白,所以说问问你自己的心是不是愿意坚持,不为任何人任何事,只为自己的心,跟着自己的心走。" }, { "source": "过敏的话就别喝了哦~对身体更不好,好好爱惜自己呀", "target": "嗯嗯。我现在就不敢再喝了。太夸张了。自己都吓了。" }, { "source": "青云怎么这么粘他", "target": "高举青天大旗" }, { "source": "三观不正觉得帅你怎么不去跟他睡?", "target": "你觉得一个人帅不帅有没有魅力和三观有问题?你知道三观是哪三观吗玩快手去吧你和小学生还能沟通的了当然我也不喜欢他这样的人品只会被人唾弃你才是真正的三观不正谢谢。" }, { "source": "你觉得一个人帅不帅有没有魅力和三观有问题?你知道三观是哪三观吗玩快手去吧你和小学生还能沟通的了当然我也不喜欢他这样的人品只会被人唾弃你才是真正的三观不正谢谢。", "target": "逗比,自己说帅惹来骂声一片,来来来你告诉我他哪来的魅力?众人的眼球雪亮的你还得不得没完了是吧?博取关注?" }, { "source": "你现在在干嘛吖", "target": "拓展训练哇" }, { "source": "拓展训练哇", "target": "不错有没有艳遇吖" }, { "source": "不错有没有艳遇吖", "target": "有…吧" }, { "source": "有…吧", "target": "快八卦1下" }, { "source": "亲,没有了我,你怎么活.....", "target": "你什么时候回来" }, { "source": "你什么时候回来", "target": "刚到家....潇洒的人儿,快回家!!" }, { "source": "怎么我看第一个字像分", "target": "我不敢说出口。。。因为像“分手”" }, { "source": "还不睡", "target": "马上。哈哈。" }, { "source": "路上小心点,记得保暖,不要冷到了。陈惠婷的有时候!", "target": "嗯嗯、好像穿多了。" }, { "source": "去朔州干啥子?", "target": "溜达" }, { "source": "前排表白赵丽颖萌萌哒", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "商家:你戏很多吼", "target": "蹭。。蹭个楼,想问下安耐晒金瓶和银瓶有什么区别呀" }, { "source": "男神硬生生把十年看成了世纪", "target": "男神在暗示帮他配眼镜" }, { "source": "你得给我攒人品", "target": "你才是要给我攒人品好吧" }, { "source": "您的小公主生气了需要一个九宫格来治癒不然就哄不好了", "target": "莫问忒!你等着!" }, { "source": "莫问忒!你等着!", "target": "哇我已经准备好相册了!来吧" }, { "source": "我有辣条,吃不吃", "target": "好,回去了给你买一堆辣条" }, { "source": "2还在吗?是什么号?", "target": "在的均码" }, { "source": "在的均码", "target": "最低多少转?" }, { "source": "赵医生求生欲很强嘛", "target": "哈哈哈哈笑死" }, { "source": "我只见过用水泡的,土里还是第一次,很棒!", "target": "哪都有你啊" }, { "source": "你听说过治安吗", "target": "警察的一种?" }, { "source": "好多人抢着要娶你诶", "target": "我!不!嫁!" }, { "source": "我!不!嫁!", "target": "那就娶我" }, { "source": "那就娶我", "target": "可以考虑" }, { "source": "哥想去体碟中碟", "target": "哦,边度体啊" }, { "source": "哦,边度体啊", "target": "随便" }, { "source": "随便", "target": "嘉信有没咖" }, { "source": "在你的世界里,依然有着水一样纯净透亮的标准,那么,就这样保护你想保护的人吧是不顾辛劳的小超人,也是我的小勇士", "target": "是不是" }, { "source": "是不是", "target": "25" }, { "source": "爱不爱吃醋?", "target": "还好吧" }, { "source": "对象迷路啦", "target": "超级无敌大路痴" }, { "source": "已经回家了闲的屁次次", "target": "回家多好,我们开学也很早" }, { "source": "回家多好,我们开学也很早", "target": "3月5号开学" }, { "source": "老实交待那姑娘是哪个", "target": "哪个姑娘" }, { "source": "哪个姑娘", "target": "图上那个" }, { "source": "图上那个", "target": "村里有个姑娘叫小芳" }, { "source": "村里有个姑娘叫小芳", "target": "纸用的不好~换厚点的" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "你也是哟~" }, { "source": "某人跟我说要两,然后又跟我说不要了,最后跟我说她自己入手了!看来是说不要那天忘记吃药了!", "target": "咋地.....不服吗....来咬我呀" }, { "source": "我都没有初恋", "target": "同党哈哈哈我一直觉得人只有我一个还有初恋" }, { "source": "偷笑+怒赞", "target": "你的论文写怎么样啦?" }, { "source": "你的论文写怎么样啦?", "target": "不能告诉你我去年十月就写过了,恩,不告诉你" }, { "source": "杰伦的票在哪买?", "target": "我出580的2张" }, { "source": "晚场你还准备看吗?", "target": "我学校太远,而且现在已经没什么人排队了估计没票了,现在坐在天河看宣传片~氛围搞的蛮好,就是人太多太吵~" }, { "source": "我学校太远,而且现在已经没什么人排队了估计没票了,现在坐在天河看宣传片~氛围搞的蛮好,就是人太多太吵~", "target": "~这样的机会都错过了,哎" }, { "source": "巨蟹最近格外不顺", "target": "还可以啊你又怎么啦" }, { "source": "还可以啊你又怎么啦", "target": "我还好就是天天喜欢给自己找别扭" }, { "source": "我还好就是天天喜欢给自己找别扭", "target": "我也是这两天等小猪有空咱出来聚啊" }, { "source": "我室友中午吃了菠萝咕咾肉", "target": "我晚上吃了豆腐年糕" }, { "source": "我晚上吃了豆腐年糕", "target": "那是啥" }, { "source": "哪里到哪里的,什么时候我帮你查", "target": "海口到上海" }, { "source": "马政委是高富帅的逆袭", "target": "哈哈贴切啊" }, { "source": "若隐若现的难道是腹肌?", "target": "隐形的腹肌" }, { "source": "枕头还在吗", "target": "还在哈。需要吗亲," }, { "source": "狗蛋说的就是你", "target": "疯狗说的就是你" }, { "source": "疯狗说的就是你", "target": "有病还是怎么了你力害怎么没人帮你讨回公道没人帮你" }, { "source": "有病还是怎么了你力害怎么没人帮你讨回公道没人帮你", "target": "你这样做是找骂。" }, { "source": "你这样做是找骂。", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "呵呵,我也是醉了。" }, { "source": "呵呵,我也是醉了。", "target": "哎呦你也会呵呵了啊找来了没" }, { "source": "哎呦你也会呵呵了啊找来了没", "target": "就我这样那么厉害的角色还需要找人吗?" }, { "source": "就我这样那么厉害的角色还需要找人吗?", "target": "说明你没人" }, { "source": "说明你没人", "target": "没人又怎么样?你又不是我的对手。" }, { "source": "没人又怎么样?你又不是我的对手。", "target": "但是你是我的对手" }, { "source": "啥时候请我吃", "target": "等我什么时候有钱了" }, { "source": "嗷嗷最近要努力了等我手感再好了再拿你练手~~", "target": "哇我是全天下最最幸福的妹妹" }, { "source": "哇我是全天下最最幸福的妹妹", "target": "你不是上课捏" }, { "source": "你不是上课捏", "target": "没错啊我在上课" }, { "source": "没错啊我在上课", "target": "上课又偷偷玩瞎打的!" }, { "source": "上课又偷偷玩瞎打的!", "target": "现在下课休息" }, { "source": "我肿么了", "target": "没,想骂骂你" }, { "source": "看到少女又觉得我们看的不是同一部。但是我昨天也看了一部很呵呵呵的文艺片", "target": "我看的少女哪咤你看的啥" }, { "source": "我看的少女哪咤你看的啥", "target": "再见在也不见" }, { "source": "就看我们的各种告白然后微笑脸", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "猥琐还能不能更多……", "target": "善意的提醒嘛" }, { "source": "再问一个让你心烦的问题老唐到底什么时候出来拍戏", "target": "老唐这辈子都打算抠脚了" }, { "source": "老唐这辈子都打算抠脚了", "target": "那能把我应援的钱还给我吗" }, { "source": "那能把我应援的钱还给我吗", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "想念轩轩", "target": "听说你想我" }, { "source": "呵呵你毕业想做什么工作呢", "target": "我不想挑剔慢慢做起吧" }, { "source": "我不想挑剔慢慢做起吧", "target": "你你学什么专业的呀" }, { "source": "你你学什么专业的呀", "target": "编辑出版啊" }, { "source": "编辑出版啊", "target": "啊是面向媒体的还是书刊的还是其他什么的啊我不懂这行业" }, { "source": "啊是面向媒体的还是书刊的还是其他什么的啊我不懂这行业", "target": "书刊的" }, { "source": "书刊的", "target": "哦那你现在是朝着这个方向前进吗" }, { "source": "哦那你现在是朝着这个方向前进吗", "target": "不一定其实我很想自己做老板" }, { "source": "所以我才渴望回家…", "target": "你们什么时候放假" }, { "source": "你们什么时候放假", "target": "她二十号放假~" }, { "source": "嗨呀配个对不,我家女宝宝。刚来我家第一天的时候拍的", "target": "你好,请问这是什么鸟,好可爱" }, { "source": "你好,请问这是什么鸟,好可爱", "target": "虎皮鹦鹉" }, { "source": "我的肉圆蛋饺汤(鸡汤煲哒)", "target": "肉圆熟悉的乡音" }, { "source": "额⋯我自己就在必胜客上班⋯", "target": "我知道啊" }, { "source": "我差点买跟你一样的棉袄", "target": "同款" }, { "source": "元宵节快乐!", "target": "今天上班吗" }, { "source": "天呐噜你的衣服每次都不重样得花多少钱啊", "target": "展示不同的自己~" }, { "source": "展示不同的自己~", "target": "但就是那么好看!偶像" }, { "source": "快给我送上来,家里没人。", "target": "赢了" }, { "source": "你要去哪!!!!!!!", "target": "去上班啊!亲爱的" }, { "source": "去上班啊!亲爱的", "target": "去哪" }, { "source": "猪精真是阴魂不散倒贴我家毛毛", "target": "你是翻版毛小伞还是小伞小号啊?" }, { "source": "思念太漫长", "target": "后半句是这个吗" }, { "source": "后半句是这个吗", "target": "不知道,随便接的" }, { "source": "红烧没有清蒸有营养。。", "target": "还不够塞牙缝好吗!" }, { "source": "不见", "target": "从大一到大四都没有同学爱的花儿!" }, { "source": "毕竟车要开了才知道是啥车", "target": "哈哈,老司机" }, { "source": "哈哈,老司机", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "不敢不敢", "target": "要开车了吗?" }, { "source": "求开车", "target": "正在路上呢" }, { "source": "猫可爱你也可爱", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "随时的啦!去看「笔仙」哈哈哈!", "target": "电影?恐怖?哪国的?" }, { "source": "电影?恐怖?哪国的?", "target": "国产的啊" }, { "source": "也是大雪纷飞啊,一定很美。上帝少了,就当不成吗都啦", "target": "没钱不谈情调" }, { "source": "没钱不谈情调", "target": "在赚钱中欣赏美景那有空就去堆个雪人啊,让你感受雪的美好啊弥补童年啊" }, { "source": "它怕打雷,你要给他亲一口", "target": "它已经。。牺牲了" }, { "source": "论文写完了?", "target": "不要谈这么悲伤的话题嘛" }, { "source": "这是你的初恋呀", "target": "才不是呢,耍得好的兄弟伙~" }, { "source": "才不是呢,耍得好的兄弟伙~", "target": "我不晓得为撒子,一看到你的老照片,我就觉得你特慈祥" }, { "source": "赶快结婚生小孩,就不是你自己了", "target": "给我介绍一个嘛" }, { "source": "给我介绍一个嘛", "target": "你还愁?" }, { "source": "你还愁?", "target": "都快愁死了" }, { "source": "我想吃烤肉和火锅!", "target": "你喝白酒吧嘴嘴!" }, { "source": "你喝白酒吧嘴嘴!", "target": "不喝不喝不喝!" }, { "source": "一直很尊敬樊老和他的博物馆,但因为这个所谓“中流砥柱”,我改主意了。", "target": "多亏你改了!" }, { "source": "吃胡萝贝嘛", "target": "哇哇哇这么萌的吗" }, { "source": "哇哇哇这么萌的吗", "target": "是滴!嘎嘣脆!胡萝卜味!" }, { "source": "是滴!嘎嘣脆!胡萝卜味!", "target": "想次" }, { "source": "想次", "target": "那自己买吧" }, { "source": "那自己买吧", "target": "这么绝情???恩???" }, { "source": "比赛的时间好长啊,从15号一直比了近一周啊", "target": "16-21" }, { "source": "16-21", "target": "那你在深圳看比赛岂不是住酒店?反正我去年在常熟也是在赛场边住店的" }, { "source": "那你在深圳看比赛岂不是住酒店?反正我去年在常熟也是在赛场边住店的", "target": "是的,我也就看了3天" }, { "source": "红姑!", "target": "哥哥就是专业!想念了吧。" }, { "source": "哥哥就是专业!想念了吧。", "target": "哎,超级想念的!" }, { "source": "哎,超级想念的!", "target": "过年可以回家吧?" }, { "source": "来吃饭了", "target": "饺子韭菜猪肉" }, { "source": "饺子韭菜猪肉", "target": "故意的是吧,不吃" }, { "source": "为啥子奇的肉肉这么漂亮!", "target": "大棚环境好点的" }, { "source": "大棚环境好点的", "target": "你种了多少亩" }, { "source": "你种了多少亩", "target": "哈哈,没多大规模哦,现在我姐一个人打理我还在学校" }, { "source": "哈哈,没多大规模哦,现在我姐一个人打理我还在学校", "target": "好棒,我种的都往残的方向长" }, { "source": "苏诗丁是一个台风很稳的人,期待有更好的表现", "target": "她的实力不止如此,期待下一期" }, { "source": "有空过来龙洞,请你和楚贤卡食堂物顿", "target": "是不是去新食堂啊?我昨天才过去龙洞" }, { "source": "是不是去新食堂啊?我昨天才过去龙洞", "target": "既然来过啦,那就隔几个月吧哈哈。" }, { "source": "既然来过啦,那就隔几个月吧哈哈。", "target": "你这是有没有诚意的?" }, { "source": "好诗", "target": "方老板最近过得开心啊!" }, { "source": "方老板最近过得开心啊!", "target": "这话有深度咧" }, { "source": "你这个潜水狗默默的偷窥我", "target": "其实我暗恋你很久了" }, { "source": "其实我暗恋你很久了", "target": "问题来了约吗" }, { "source": "问题来了约吗", "target": "有空吗?" }, { "source": "有空吗?", "target": "没空" }, { "source": "给你家娘子的礼物准备好么?", "target": "可爱的我就是礼物呀!" }, { "source": "可爱的我就是礼物呀!", "target": "的确是特别用心的礼物。哈哈哈哈哈。我得笑会~" }, { "source": "我路过…", "target": "你没去四川?" }, { "source": "你没去四川?", "target": "去了啊,我说路过她的微薄~" }, { "source": "可怜的娃!当班主任好耍吧。。自从罗老师教我们,我就再也不会区分一二三四声了!", "target": "乱说,人家罗老师的普通话是最有特色最有个性的" }, { "source": "笔哥哥!我换姿势了!", "target": "涨姿势没?" }, { "source": "谁又伤你心了?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "基友?" }, { "source": "基友?", "target": "啊。。。同学" }, { "source": "啊。。。同学", "target": "高中同学吧" }, { "source": "高中同学吧", "target": "机智如你" }, { "source": "机智如你", "target": "同窗深情" }, { "source": "同窗深情", "target": "有个屁的情" }, { "source": "有个屁的情", "target": "那你还思念!" }, { "source": "那你还思念!", "target": "人艰不拆" }, { "source": "想弄一个绝地求生的兵人…好像很贵", "target": "女生玩兵人的不多啊" }, { "source": "女生玩兵人的不多啊", "target": "不玩呢,就是很想要一个绝地求生的手办,别人都说只能自己去凑,没有卖的" }, { "source": "不玩呢,就是很想要一个绝地求生的手办,别人都说只能自己去凑,没有卖的", "target": "女生玩绝地求生的也不多" }, { "source": "女生玩绝地求生的也不多", "target": "嘻嘻,我是网瘾少女你又不是不知道" }, { "source": "我失眠了,因为你", "target": "我想经常下班后陪你散散步,这个要求可以满足我么" }, { "source": "我想经常下班后陪你散散步,这个要求可以满足我么", "target": "你总是推脱忙,我不敢答应,没有希望就不会失望" }, { "source": "你总是推脱忙,我不敢答应,没有希望就不会失望", "target": "工作时间不说,咱说下班后可以么" }, { "source": "工作时间不说,咱说下班后可以么", "target": "说的就是下班后" }, { "source": "凹凸兄贼噶萌的啦,高中生一枚", "target": "青春无敌吧" }, { "source": "青春无敌吧", "target": "看着都比你年轻了" }, { "source": "看着都比你年轻了", "target": "那是,凹凸兄能不能再嫩点" }, { "source": "刚去看了一眼窗外,月亮呢?", "target": "都成红色的了,要不然就是你们那里阴天" }, { "source": "都成红色的了,要不然就是你们那里阴天", "target": "的确" }, { "source": "的确", "target": "别发微笑" }, { "source": "知你地学校先进啦!我地山区有鬼校车!", "target": "我地都系山区啫~" }, { "source": "我地都系山区啫~", "target": "继续吹啊!" }, { "source": "继续吹啊!", "target": "你五信米查下百度咯~" }, { "source": "我现在每时每刻都要去问班里什么情况", "target": "不是吧,岂不是跟小学生一样?" }, { "source": "我们明天要唱歌,你来不,", "target": "明天和同学约好了。艾艾" }, { "source": "明天和同学约好了。艾艾", "target": "我在讨论组看到了,我下次过来的时候耍嘛,只是可能就我一个人,不闹热了" }, { "source": "我在讨论组看到了,我下次过来的时候耍嘛,只是可能就我一个人,不闹热了", "target": "哎。以后有机会。" }, { "source": "这只汪精气神真不错~带来给我玩儿玩儿", "target": "它比你还沉" }, { "source": "它比你还沉", "target": "哦.看来它很轻啊" }, { "source": "摸摸头", "target": "现在的小编是师姐还是师妹呢" }, { "source": "等着打脸吧", "target": "好啊,要不要截图为证,到时候好找你" }, { "source": "好啊,要不要截图为证,到时候好找你", "target": "不需要,你闲你随意" }, { "source": "衣服都辣么开了,我竟然都看不到沟。差评。", "target": "债见!" }, { "source": "债见!", "target": "会大的。" }, { "source": "今儿热死我了", "target": "恩烤死我了我还大中午的放学骑到家胳膊感觉都冒火似的买了棵冰棍刚出冰柜就软乎了我晕~~" }, { "source": "恩烤死我了我还大中午的放学骑到家胳膊感觉都冒火似的买了棵冰棍刚出冰柜就软乎了我晕~~", "target": "我是大中午奔去学校……那个太阳啊……都睁不开眼……热死了" }, { "source": "我是大中午奔去学校……那个太阳啊……都睁不开眼……热死了", "target": ".....我那天上午的课本来不打算去的结果就为了不大中午的奔过去上下午的课特意早晨凉快时候过去上的上午的课...." }, { "source": "哪个新政不得表现表现啊,还是以观后效比较重要。", "target": "乾隆五年过去了,现在看来也不咋地" }, { "source": "乾隆五年过去了,现在看来也不咋地", "target": "吃顿好的吧~~" }, { "source": "你回北京了么?", "target": "没有,今年春节不回了" }, { "source": "没有,今年春节不回了", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "你也快乐!" }, { "source": "祝你减肥成功", "target": "真正的你特别瘦" }, { "source": "你是最棒的!", "target": "最棒你也是" }, { "source": "去相亲啊?", "target": "不要。自由恋爱比较好。哈哈" }, { "source": "不要。自由恋爱比较好。哈哈", "target": "嘿,告诉你一个消息,我是单身" }, { "source": "嘿,告诉你一个消息,我是单身", "target": "哈哈。" }, { "source": "5.12礼轻情意重", "target": "赶紧给你老婆发一个" }, { "source": "要不要回来耍一耍啊?", "target": "只能等我好了我腿上挨了一刀估计带几天" }, { "source": "段子手,我是来看你照片的", "target": "不好看" }, { "source": "谁召唤我?", "target": "壮士" }, { "source": "凤凰传奇配吗?农业重金属!", "target": "好酸啊,你有什么作品?你有资格评价凤凰传奇?" }, { "source": "好酸啊,你有什么作品?你有资格评价凤凰传奇?", "target": "我有资格!" }, { "source": "晚上么他不是要考试了要看书阿。娃还得带呢", "target": "唉,好孩子啊,我书都好久没有看了" }, { "source": "唉,好孩子啊,我书都好久没有看了", "target": "他不是迫在眉睫了么" }, { "source": "他不是迫在眉睫了么", "target": "马上就要喜上眉梢了" }, { "source": "39的脚,试的38的鞋,前面可以说是正正好好了,我觉得38.39都可以穿", "target": "谢谢,我猜你一定是个大脚小仙女" }, { "source": "我躺床上酝酿午觉~", "target": "快睡吧!我还在收拾东西" }, { "source": "我也要回复!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "她回复啦" }, { "source": "她回复啦", "target": "她回复别人了!" }, { "source": "她回复别人了!", "target": "真的啊回了什么啊" }, { "source": "节奏太慢了看不动上次看了推哥跟小尼姑的剧也看不下去", "target": "刚看完人家说这个节奏慢我就心咯噔一下不过可以下饭看看,倍速看!!" }, { "source": "刚看完人家说这个节奏慢我就心咯噔一下不过可以下饭看看,倍速看!!", "target": "我倍速看了第一集都没看完" }, { "source": "你昨天做了什么?", "target": "你想到了什么……" }, { "source": "你想到了什么……", "target": "没啊,一定是很重要的事情吧" }, { "source": "没啊,一定是很重要的事情吧", "target": "恩确实有些东西值得记住" }, { "source": "恩确实有些东西值得记住", "target": "我其实是想知道怎么了" }, { "source": "我其实是想知道怎么了", "target": "我有沉默的权利么…" }, { "source": "当时就想杨洋快撩卿卿", "target": "我是直接喜欢的卿卿" }, { "source": "我是直接喜欢的卿卿", "target": "我看到卿卿后来采访说她到后面都不用替身了,心里好难受,她在剧组都经历了什么" }, { "source": "你会活着回来吗?", "target": "今晚你会做噩梦的" }, { "source": "今晚你会做噩梦的", "target": "哈哈哈哈~那我洗白白以后在床上等你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈~那我洗白白以后在床上等你", "target": "你洗不白,心都是黑的" }, { "source": "你洗不白,心都是黑的", "target": "起码有一个是白的啊" }, { "source": "我看的电视剧,台词把我哭惨了", "target": "电视剧好看不" }, { "source": "电视剧好看不", "target": "我看的电视剧,我觉得演员演得好,特别是方茴,没看电影,你在哪里看的电影,我准备看看,反正电视剧好看,但是我推荐了两个人都说电视剧不好看,但是我相信我们两个的点应该差不多,所以还是推荐你有时间看看电视剧" }, { "source": "我看的电视剧,我觉得演员演得好,特别是方茴,没看电影,你在哪里看的电影,我准备看看,反正电视剧好看,但是我推荐了两个人都说电视剧不好看,但是我相信我们两个的点应该差不多,所以还是推荐你有时间看看电视剧", "target": "我就在电视上用网络搜索看的,我去看看电视剧版" }, { "source": "知音也!每天想着吃什么才是我活着的动力", "target": "好有力呦" }, { "source": "好有力呦", "target": "共勉之" }, { "source": "上夜班都是睡觉", "target": "哪有你们那么幸福" }, { "source": "哪有你们那么幸福", "target": "实习" }, { "source": "天真的我还真以为《又TM停热水》是一档节目", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "小垃圾", "target": "那有没有我" }, { "source": "那有没有我", "target": "有呢,准备把你收拾一顿,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "定位混乱了连长", "target": "懂p啊,连长的真实位置岂能随便暴露" }, { "source": "我对你只能呵呵了,难道接下来我也是说不过你吗?你的就站住脚了?我看未必!有时无声胜有声!只是不想跟思想不在同一平面的人继续探讨而已!没有交集!所以选择了沉默。", "target": "呃……你要这么说的话,我也只能回你个呵呵了" }, { "source": "没口福", "target": "现在正是季节,满大街都是吧" }, { "source": "现在正是季节,满大街都是吧", "target": "我大哥这一大车都吃不完" }, { "source": "我大哥这一大车都吃不完", "target": "那你说没口福" }, { "source": "那你说没口福", "target": "呵呵………没口福吃到你的西瓜" }, { "source": "呵呵………没口福吃到你的西瓜", "target": "你是厨师小钟是不是?我还没口福吃你的美食呢" }, { "source": "你是厨师小钟是不是?我还没口福吃你的美食呢", "target": "呵呵……你怎么知道的?" }, { "source": "这么冷的天儿风就不要了吧", "target": "也留不住" }, { "source": "你还有好几床的被子!!??", "target": "就两床啊" }, { "source": "就两床啊", "target": "难道之前你盖一床??真是不怕冷死了。。。" }, { "source": "感情没有配不配,只有合适不合适,感情是人家两个人的事儿,鞋合不合脚自己知道", "target": "不和我一个观点,拜托不用回复!" }, { "source": "不和我一个观点,拜托不用回复!", "target": "我懒得回复" }, { "source": "我懒得回复", "target": "你已经回复了" }, { "source": "你男票好暖啊", "target": "你也可以这样暖我呀" }, { "source": "你也可以这样暖我呀", "target": "你够!!" }, { "source": "红衣小哥的眉毛……是贴的胡子吧…", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,标准一字眉" }, { "source": "小傻福你要面对现实接着干吧", "target": "跳槽可以翻倍..但是要换城市,要重新适应各种,压力也可能要翻倍..." }, { "source": "跳槽可以翻倍..但是要换城市,要重新适应各种,压力也可能要翻倍...", "target": "换哪里去你想去吗" }, { "source": "换哪里去你想去吗", "target": "1.上海,2.不知道,3.烦燥" }, { "source": "1.上海,2.不知道,3.烦燥", "target": "一个人去上海怕你会很寂寞没有朋友什么的想出去吃吃喝喝走走都不知道跟谁一起" }, { "source": "一个人去上海怕你会很寂寞没有朋友什么的想出去吃吃喝喝走走都不知道跟谁一起", "target": "朋友倒是有,但是太大,我会不想出门...我会更加珍惜休息的时间" }, { "source": "朋友倒是有,但是太大,我会不想出门...我会更加珍惜休息的时间", "target": "那就去呗我还是觉得你会很寂寞哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那就去呗我还是觉得你会很寂寞哈哈哈哈", "target": "能说走就走,我就不这么纠结了.." }, { "source": "能说走就走,我就不这么纠结了..", "target": "放不下什么" }, { "source": "放不下什么", "target": "工作啊环境啊什么...总要有个交代什么的" }, { "source": "工作啊环境啊什么...总要有个交代什么的", "target": "我还以为你的什么心上人" }, { "source": "我还以为你的什么心上人", "target": "我的心上人在哪里" }, { "source": "恩济的每一个广告都超好看!!!", "target": "是吧!" }, { "source": "是吧!", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "你速度再快点还有你不要再让别人误会", "target": "好误会啥你说你说!!" }, { "source": "好误会啥你说你说!!", "target": "什么我我我的呀你到底跟谁" }, { "source": "租船观鲸多少钱?", "target": "一只小船四个人" }, { "source": "又背着我出去偷。", "target": "偶尔偷一下啦!以后每天晚上哥都好好“疼”你!" }, { "source": "偶尔偷一下啦!以后每天晚上哥都好好“疼”你!", "target": "洗干净等我" }, { "source": "我也胖了很多斤弄完头发求照片!", "target": "我已经胖到我不能接受啦。笔控瘾犯了我想杀去买买买" }, { "source": "我已经胖到我不能接受啦。笔控瘾犯了我想杀去买买买", "target": "买笔附中门口?你再胖能胖成猪吗出来聚呗不过不懂几号" }, { "source": "想起来我还没跟团团讲傀儡妖进度", "target": "那个……我也其实我有努力" }, { "source": "那个……我也其实我有努力", "target": "【再拖一下…】" }, { "source": "【再拖一下…】", "target": "还是你懂我意思" }, { "source": "有男朋友吗", "target": "up主有戴戒指哦,我看见了" }, { "source": "还找了个资源", "target": "我已经看了" }, { "source": "我已经看了", "target": "资源" }, { "source": "看到你的字就想起来了你", "target": "不如人美" }, { "source": "不如人美", "target": "哈哈哈哈我还能说什么呢,总是揭露真相" }, { "source": "因为之前我就看了一群人拿制作三年说事,我让他举出其他的不错的,举不出来,就拿三年说事,说得我烦,要是伤到你,对不起了,不过请不要骂我朋友,谢谢", "target": "我也从头到尾没有骂过你朋友,刚才说你们虚伪是我的错,我该向你们道歉,我也跟你朋友说了。你真的对你朋友很好,羡慕你朋友。" }, { "source": "我也从头到尾没有骂过你朋友,刚才说你们虚伪是我的错,我该向你们道歉,我也跟你朋友说了。你真的对你朋友很好,羡慕你朋友。", "target": "握手言和,尬聊了一晚上" }, { "source": "握手言和,尬聊了一晚上", "target": "把这层楼删了" }, { "source": "等过了几年你就会发现当初那么努力的你是那么可爱补充说明二院的条件着实是。。啧啧。。不忍直视", "target": "希望每个阶段样回看从前的我都是那么可爱补充二院真的很不可爱" }, { "source": "希望每个阶段样回看从前的我都是那么可爱补充二院真的很不可爱", "target": "对怎么看都可爱哈哈" }, { "source": "我来帮你见证!!!!", "target": "谢义士,在干什么?" }, { "source": "谢义士,在干什么?", "target": "每天早出晚归学车没有娱乐生活了这种日子要持续到8号" }, { "source": "淡定淡定", "target": "淡定不起来啊,,,桑心,,," }, { "source": "中午吃了一碗面加几个饺子。。你们是午饭不要钱么。。。", "target": "对啊不要钱" }, { "source": "你无赖!!!", "target": "你不害臊" }, { "source": "你不害臊", "target": "你卑鄙!" }, { "source": "你卑鄙!", "target": "你还是不害臊" }, { "source": "小工举多钱的票", "target": "你想买多少的哇" }, { "source": "花烂掉了偷懒没照顾好它", "target": "它太脆弱了…" }, { "source": "它太脆弱了…", "target": "呵呵…太脆弱了" }, { "source": "呵呵…太脆弱了", "target": "我一定好好照顾它,下次发照片一定不这样了。" }, { "source": "我一定好好照顾它,下次发照片一定不这样了。", "target": "加油哦" }, { "source": "我刚到学校", "target": "前三个小时就到了,还好有你们在学校,不然我会觉得很寂寞的" }, { "source": "前三个小时就到了,还好有你们在学校,不然我会觉得很寂寞的", "target": "本科那会儿好像没这么厌学,我也不知道这是咋了" }, { "source": "本科那会儿好像没这么厌学,我也不知道这是咋了", "target": "因为海大有更多的小伙伴,还有温暖的天气吧,我家29度,上海12度,这温差" }, { "source": "哪家咖啡店的好喝哦?", "target": "我家门口的" }, { "source": "祝你又长满脸豆豆!", "target": "反正以后会好的,不忌嘴" }, { "source": "反正以后会好的,不忌嘴", "target": "太天真。" }, { "source": "太天真。", "target": "天真帅气" }, { "source": "天真帅气", "target": "浪漫" }, { "source": "透透要租房子吗", "target": "有打算" }, { "source": "有打算", "target": "那我家倒是可以,最近有不少房子空出来,可以来挑挑看我自己就住顶楼" }, { "source": "那我家倒是可以,最近有不少房子空出来,可以来挑挑看我自己就住顶楼", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "我只想说邢邵林啥时候能跟我一起吃顿饭啊", "target": "不可能的,该醒了" }, { "source": "听说我儿砸元旦要肥来", "target": "下月底机票太想你们!" }, { "source": "下月底机票太想你们!", "target": "我也想你哇哈哈回来涌抱" }, { "source": "我也想你哇哈哈回来涌抱", "target": "绝对涌抱!附赠维笑" }, { "source": "绝对涌抱!附赠维笑", "target": "要尴尬又没礼貌的那种笑" }, { "source": "热气球日出那张,不能更赞了", "target": "哈哈调了颜色的不过随便拍都是这样的攒假期去吧" }, { "source": "哈哈调了颜色的不过随便拍都是这样的攒假期去吧", "target": "这话同样适用于你" }, { "source": "小凯的一个背影杀到我了快,帮我拿点纸止一下鼻血", "target": "为什么都在问我为什么来了我追我家代言人有错吗" }, { "source": "为什么都在问我为什么来了我追我家代言人有错吗", "target": "没错没错,你最敬业了" }, { "source": "我上次买的米粉1个半月才到,我了个去。。。", "target": "现在知道要多少时间了,下次要留足时间。到杭州后还有多久可以到宁波了啊??" }, { "source": "现在知道要多少时间了,下次要留足时间。到杭州后还有多久可以到宁波了啊??", "target": "2天内吧,我想,我都不去查到哪的。。。关键是有时候一周就到了啊。。。" }, { "source": "2天内吧,我想,我都不去查到哪的。。。关键是有时候一周就到了啊。。。", "target": "人品不行,我看别人说很快的,想不到都要一个月了。" }, { "source": "人品不行,我看别人说很快的,想不到都要一个月了。", "target": "最近美淘速度完全看运气,我已经暂停海淘了" }, { "source": "最近美淘速度完全看运气,我已经暂停海淘了", "target": "邮政好像" }, { "source": "我灵姐有点过于女人了。", "target": "我不是大明星。我是小公主。爱你呦。" }, { "source": "我不是大明星。我是小公主。爱你呦。", "target": "祝幸福。" }, { "source": "祝幸福。", "target": "等你回来臭宝宝。好好准备考试你。" }, { "source": "圈里的雾霾最严重,就像圈里的雪最大", "target": "我居然都不知道我起床太晚了" }, { "source": "我居然都不知道我起床太晚了", "target": "不上班么?" }, { "source": "放假了", "target": "学校放假当然早" }, { "source": "学校放假当然早", "target": "嗯自己在家干嘛呢" }, { "source": "嗯自己在家干嘛呢", "target": "睡觉" }, { "source": "小编你家车是什么牌子型号今天试了一下好好骑想入同款", "target": "酷骑牌" }, { "source": "酷骑牌", "target": "单卖吗" }, { "source": "单卖吗", "target": "一直骑行一辆,不如多换几辆。" }, { "source": "小岳岳,安徽马鞍山的一个幼儿园,你老实点,啥关系", "target": "博望的路过" }, { "source": "博望的路过", "target": "博望的路过" }, { "source": "从小就梦想家里有一排像超市售货架一样的零食,人生赢家魏泽楷", "target": "没错没错,是我是我" }, { "source": "楷楷天天吃肯德基不好的哦", "target": "看好了!我今天偏偏没吃肯德基,去隔壁吃的汉堡王" }, { "source": "看好了!我今天偏偏没吃肯德基,去隔壁吃的汉堡王", "target": "你厉害" }, { "source": "哪条腿粗", "target": "无图无真相" }, { "source": "无图无真相", "target": "有图啊" }, { "source": "有图啊", "target": "只看得到两条腿啊" }, { "source": "肌肉拉伤正常", "target": "所以今天的运动计划没有完成" }, { "source": "所以今天的运动计划没有完成", "target": "要减肥还是肌肉女" }, { "source": "要减肥还是肌肉女", "target": "当然是减肥。而且觉得有腹肌也停漂亮的" }, { "source": "自己给自己赞,真是的", "target": "你来打我呀" }, { "source": "今天早上没课?嗷,在见习?", "target": "回家下,晚上回学校,你呢?" }, { "source": "回家下,晚上回学校,你呢?", "target": "在单位,下午去沈阳,明天参加我哥的婚礼。" }, { "source": "我也差点考了嘟爹办完啦?", "target": "没有.他很墨迹。考试都考2年了,还没备齐材料" }, { "source": "没有.他很墨迹。考试都考2年了,还没备齐材料", "target": "紧着办吧,万一政策再变呢。去年还五万呢,今年这不涨到二十了嘛。" }, { "source": "说好的备货充足呢???", "target": "官网上面过了十分钟才卖完呢" }, { "source": "官网上面过了十分钟才卖完呢", "target": "基本上的人都是看了半天才发现验证码的秘密" }, { "source": "叉烧先生你咋了", "target": "你怎么睡得比我还晚呢•••昨晚好像有点失态了哈哈" }, { "source": "2018年脱单,说这句,谢谢", "target": "2018年继续异性缘不佳啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我们这些单着的还在乎你啊", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "早就懂了你在哪去偷的会员有会员还卖啥子闲鱼哦那么尊贵", "target": "老子自己开的" }, { "source": "老子自己开的", "target": "什么意思你在炫富吗" }, { "source": "什么意思你在炫富吗", "target": "我觉得你有点过分呢你怎么这样对你楼下的朋友呢" }, { "source": "其实这种打很正常的,不是大题小做。可能老师的恨铁不成钢,键盘侠发上来的话可能老师要下岗。", "target": "这种叫正常??扇巴掌打脸这叫正常??你确定眼睛没毛病??" }, { "source": "这种叫正常??扇巴掌打脸这叫正常??你确定眼睛没毛病??", "target": "我上学那会,一起的哥们被打嘴巴子,还有拿木质圆规打坏的。真的比较常见。" }, { "source": "对于某些“有心人”,感谢你给我们带来新年第一波,感谢你时刻提醒我们,在对抗这条路上我们丝毫不能松懈,你们尽管黑,尽管造谣,一旦触碰底线,我们绝对抗衡到底!你们的丑陋和别有用心,只会让我们越走越远,越变越强!", "target": "触碰底线绝不能忍" }, { "source": "我怎么觉得艳火最好听呢", "target": "刚刚跳过了" }, { "source": "刚刚跳过了", "target": "回听" }, { "source": "赶脚吃不饱可能我太能次", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈必须吃不饱嘛,我都很少有机会吃饱的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈必须吃不饱嘛,我都很少有机会吃饱的", "target": "难道分量都很少噢" }, { "source": "难道分量都很少噢", "target": "哈哈哈哈是啊少的很" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈是啊少的很", "target": "再买点小吃" }, { "source": "看了你好几年,真敬业。春节快乐", "target": "春节快乐" }, { "source": "为什么不架个桥是不是傻", "target": "架了桥,上面的人就赚不到钱了" }, { "source": "银川有好吃的日料吗", "target": "你回来我带你吃" }, { "source": "你回来我带你吃", "target": "好呀好呀" }, { "source": "好呀好呀", "target": "首先你要回来" }, { "source": "刚刚闲下来的人看到这样美食美器美图真是舒坦", "target": "你也是呀,今天终于出太阳啦" }, { "source": "你也是呀,今天终于出太阳啦", "target": "是有些没力气的阳光,应该还是多云的天气,不过刚看预报到周五还是雨" }, { "source": "回忆过去,拥抱未来", "target": "拥抱未来的防空洞" }, { "source": "茶滤能架住吗", "target": "用旁边那个瓷茶滤,颤颤悠悠可以架住" }, { "source": "发春的季节", "target": "老子打你哦!" }, { "source": "老子打你哦!", "target": "看嘛看嘛不是我一个人说" }, { "source": "西北环线开始", "target": "跟团去的啊" }, { "source": "跟团去的啊", "target": "不跟团得跟别人一起包车太麻烦啦" }, { "source": "不跟团得跟别人一起包车太麻烦啦", "target": "确实西部太大" }, { "source": "冰晶好用的又少", "target": "油不错,精华也很镇静皮肤" }, { "source": "油不错,精华也很镇静皮肤", "target": "我也买了这两个,就是最近觉得脸垮了,不知道该用啥提拉紧致" }, { "source": "多爱国和富强求和谐和敬业", "target": "还换吗!" }, { "source": "大马怎么样?我也想去呢!", "target": "还是不错的哈哈放松潜水沙滩美食" }, { "source": "还是不错的哈哈放松潜水沙滩美食", "target": "签证好签么?那你多拍点照片我来参考下!" }, { "source": "我的眼镜真的大我又漂亮了", "target": "…你喝醉了吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "…你喝醉了吧哈哈哈", "target": "一到半夜就兴奋" }, { "source": "我去泸沽湖的时候也路过了山路十八弯这个地方,不过才十八弯啦,可以忍受的", "target": "呵呵…恩、泸沟湖离我家很近的。" }, { "source": "呵呵…恩、泸沟湖离我家很近的。", "target": "你要去哪里啊?" }, { "source": "我也有好多明信片都是北京的经典坐标有想要的联系我啊给你们寄", "target": "想要诶!我有埃菲尔铁塔的明信片!" }, { "source": "再瘦就二级风都能把你吹飞了", "target": "我在努力增肥" }, { "source": "快走吧你", "target": "就找你去" }, { "source": "就找你去", "target": "不要你不要你" }, { "source": "你为啥没有女朋友", "target": "也可能是因为话多……" }, { "source": "也可能是因为话多……", "target": "可是你居然有这么多溢美之词" }, { "source": "大神拜一拜", "target": "平身" }, { "source": "平身", "target": "游玩回来写个攻略" }, { "source": "我可以帮你解决午饭。", "target": "空投吗" }, { "source": "空投吗", "target": "在我肚子了" }, { "source": "在我肚子了", "target": "熊孩子" }, { "source": "大姐", "target": "能不能不说话!" }, { "source": "能不能不说话!", "target": "说话也不行" }, { "source": "把卡丢掉", "target": "酷炫客户端" }, { "source": "酷炫客户端", "target": "谁炫耀" }, { "source": "谁炫耀", "target": "说你呐" }, { "source": "说你呐", "target": "为何这么早起" }, { "source": "为何这么早起", "target": "去公司劳作" }, { "source": "去公司劳作", "target": "辛苦了苏经理" }, { "source": "师姐你。。。", "target": "我咋滴?" }, { "source": "我咋滴?", "target": "放假都是这样的?" }, { "source": "放假都是这样的?", "target": "不是啦,在家睡得太舒服了啦" }, { "source": "你怎舍得下口", "target": "你没吃过兔肉?" }, { "source": "最烦那些动不动说别人杠精的人了,你发出来的东西别人不同意还不能反驳了?", "target": "你是不是借机会说真话呢" }, { "source": "加油!加油!加油哦!", "target": "哇老大你也回得太快了吧" }, { "source": "小凯", "target": "小凯" }, { "source": "小凯", "target": "小凯" }, { "source": "小凯", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "俊俊" }, { "source": "俊俊", "target": "俊俊" }, { "source": "俊俊", "target": "俊俊" }, { "source": "俊俊", "target": "俊俊" }, { "source": "俊俊", "target": "俊凯" }, { "source": "新年行大运!马年发大财!马上有幸福,马上有健康,马上有一切正能量!", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "这攻略啥时能出啊?初七就要到西安了。希望能看到", "target": "初三到西安的在这里" }, { "source": "初三到西安的在这里", "target": "欢迎" }, { "source": "人品问题", "target": "估计是长相问题" }, { "source": "估计是长相问题", "target": "长得丑都这样。" }, { "source": "长得丑都这样。", "target": "长的帅啊" }, { "source": "我酒被吓醒了", "target": "我要和一群认不得的人拼包房到7点。。我被吓得不轻,这些人太可怕了。。" }, { "source": "我要和一群认不得的人拼包房到7点。。我被吓得不轻,这些人太可怕了。。", "target": "哈哈你为什么总是这么搞笑" }, { "source": "我小时候可忙了··我们一家属院的小孩用了几年暑假才打遍周围家属院·····叫附近小孩见我们就的跑··好辛苦的", "target": "我跟我爷爷要了张钞票我说买小人书的那老头儿还会再来的,结果等了好几个礼拜都没来,我把钱都买吃的了。花完了的时候他来了。" }, { "source": "我跟我爷爷要了张钞票我说买小人书的那老头儿还会再来的,结果等了好几个礼拜都没来,我把钱都买吃的了。花完了的时候他来了。", "target": "··小人书这东西我从不缺····我的钱全部买吃的哈哈" }, { "source": "··小人书这东西我从不缺····我的钱全部买吃的哈哈", "target": "这个话题要用一句“我们老了”作结束语么。。。" }, { "source": "这个话题要用一句“我们老了”作结束语么。。。", "target": "你老了···" }, { "source": "身材这么好", "target": "馀老板别逗" }, { "source": "馀老板别逗", "target": "额我什么时候变成老板了小卷饼" }, { "source": "你这是多近?", "target": "就第九排" }, { "source": "就第九排", "target": "血本阿………" }, { "source": "血本阿………", "target": "《有些事现在不做一辈子都不会做了》早知道下手应该快点,这次拍照站得太辛苦,第一排就好了...." }, { "source": "想吃炸鸡", "target": "坐等你回来" }, { "source": "两条裤子感觉都要成老寒腿了", "target": "哈哈哈再加一条" }, { "source": "成都勒雨也是一直这样下啊下", "target": "下得人心烦气燥的。。" }, { "source": "来了来了~~哈哈,姐姐,说好的茶呢?", "target": "忘记送咖灰了" }, { "source": "想要双眼皮", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是不是被我双眼皮双到失眠了" }, { "source": "谢谢明明,希望你也快乐", "target": "又不是你" }, { "source": "11-17在无锡么", "target": "这个月吗?" }, { "source": "这个月吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "趋炎附势吗", "target": "看清楚人家写的时间和内容,瞎子!" }, { "source": "看清楚人家写的时间和内容,瞎子!", "target": "知道他在吹薛之谦" }, { "source": "莫兰迪色系肯定超适合你好好看", "target": "我也喜欢那种配色~" }, { "source": "约会?", "target": "骑单车(−_−;)" }, { "source": "骑单车(−_−;)", "target": "不信~" }, { "source": "不信~", "target": "那你浮想联翩去吧" }, { "source": "那你浮想联翩去吧", "target": "昨天看到笨笨了" }, { "source": "昨天看到笨笨了", "target": "天啊我没遇到" }, { "source": "箱漂亮", "target": "哈哈,这个箱子已经是高龄了" }, { "source": "哈哈,这个箱子已经是高龄了", "target": "走南走北" }, { "source": "爱你么么哒", "target": "大琪生日快乐啊" }, { "source": "我有大冰的书,借给你看", "target": "他的四本书我都买啦" }, { "source": "他的四本书我都买啦", "target": "借我借我,我只有两本" }, { "source": "来宁波吧。作为网友,我俩见上一面。", "target": "暂时没时间你在宁波我晓得啦有机会去找你你来天津记得招呼我" }, { "source": "暂时没时间你在宁波我晓得啦有机会去找你你来天津记得招呼我", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "最简单粗暴的方法就是叫家长,反正我觉的学生都挺怕家长的.....", "target": "不一定吧。这两个学生都被学校教育过好多次了,不敢管。" }, { "source": "不一定吧。这两个学生都被学校教育过好多次了,不敢管。", "target": "...这么恐怖的吗...我长这么大也没遇见过这么厉害的同学" }, { "source": "...这么恐怖的吗...我长这么大也没遇见过这么厉害的同学", "target": "因为最近他们捣乱,叫他们站起来,都要反驳我,语气像是要打架那种。别的老师都知道这两个学生的,唉,好无奈。想管管不动,不敢管。" }, { "source": "最爱黑白", "target": "我也爱你" }, { "source": "大表兄你要搞么老炮?", "target": "你讲什么资求" }, { "source": "你讲什么资求", "target": "你说什么我看不懂" }, { "source": "我要吃你做呢饭", "target": "回都匀约!" }, { "source": "回都匀约!", "target": "这回要真呢约哇" }, { "source": "这回要真呢约哇", "target": "不约是狗!!" }, { "source": "不约是狗!!", "target": "你呢拿手菜是哪样先" }, { "source": "你呢拿手菜是哪样先", "target": "咖喱蛋包饭!" }, { "source": "啧啧,360可是小冰的好朋友~", "target": "我问的是摩托罗拉的智能手表" }, { "source": "我问的是摩托罗拉的智能手表", "target": "我是人工智能,他们是机器人" }, { "source": "我是人工智能,他们是机器人", "target": "你也是机器人" }, { "source": "你也是机器人", "target": "恭喜你答错了、、" }, { "source": "你把头发剪了", "target": "前几天天气很好就突然想去剪了" }, { "source": "我失眠了,快两点才睡", "target": "我不会就在被窝里发抖差点没窒息" }, { "source": "我不会就在被窝里发抖差点没窒息", "target": "为什么发抖?吓的?" }, { "source": "你每天都是吃吃吃", "target": "这个脑花嘿好吃!" }, { "source": "这个脑花嘿好吃!", "target": "是不是哟,我觉得一般脑花烤起都不得难吃~" }, { "source": "自己找停车位啊~~~~~不好停车", "target": "好的,太周到了!晚上好好加班!" }, { "source": "我可以略去溜冰那一part后面再去吗……", "target": "我也想这样。感觉找虐啊。" }, { "source": "我也想这样。感觉找虐啊。", "target": "那我们宿舍自己先出" }, { "source": "那我们宿舍自己先出", "target": "拜托你啦。我肯定出席的" }, { "source": "拜托你啦。我肯定出席的", "target": "等我们班的定了下来再说我们宿舍的" }, { "source": "美丽漂亮可爱", "target": "温柔善良体贴" }, { "source": "我婷被表白啦", "target": "不是啊" }, { "source": "你要不要啊我送你啊", "target": "不爱喝红牛" }, { "source": "没想到你居然还没睡,在思考人生呢", "target": "是的忧郁一下" }, { "source": "不能用别人的定义来框自己的生活毕竟路是自己走的活成了别人成熟了又怎样?", "target": "我喜欢你说的" }, { "source": "生快~我也快了哈哈", "target": "天呐才看到还好来得及~生日快乐" }, { "source": "天呐才看到还好来得及~生日快乐", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "哟广植还要求陪同??", "target": "被爸妈无情抛弃了………" }, { "source": "偷我能量多的我都删了", "target": "表姐,你好多能量的?求加" }, { "source": "小红鞋那张真美", "target": "每一天都很美" }, { "source": "你买的贝雷帽两个颜色都好看!", "target": "其实还买了好几个还没来得及戴" }, { "source": "垃圾营销号", "target": "垃圾营销号~" }, { "source": "你好,天门山离动车站近?", "target": "天门山在张家界,张家界有动车么" }, { "source": "天门山在张家界,张家界有动车么", "target": "没有," }, { "source": "求认识第二张那个女的", "target": "路人甲,不认识她。" }, { "source": "路人甲,不认识她。", "target": "这路人甲好像我同学,她超笨的" }, { "source": "依然无法排除脑海中的压抑开始怀疑写这些的已经不在是我自己在夜里看不太清这街灯太刺眼酒吧里的喧嚣会让我在度失眠计程车的司机他又会带我去哪一条熟悉的路是通往冰冷的家在这个国度艺术妄想得到尊重可这路走到终点也只能看到门缝", "target": "这是?" }, { "source": "这是?", "target": "我挺喜欢这段话的,所以应你的景啊。" }, { "source": "是的,那些留下电话号码的网友是真心相交,但善良说得对,如果大家回到现实或者是不会那么美好,所以网友只适合网上文字交流不是很适合走进现实!", "target": "我们这里说的自然不是愚蠢的网友相见而是原先博上好友下博之后绝无可能会像网上这样每天争取互动一下那是不现实的想法所以一天还在博上就好好互相善待一天下博了留作一个念想仅此!" }, { "source": "你真是一天全国各地到处跑", "target": "木有啊,就这几个地方来回跑" }, { "source": "木有啊,就这几个地方来回跑", "target": "可以经常出差吗" }, { "source": "可以经常出差吗", "target": "没有哦,是旅游哈" }, { "source": "你离开的那片天空有点儿灰", "target": "确实灰啊" }, { "source": "吃小笼不带我....", "target": "看店" }, { "source": "你怎么样呀", "target": "天天上课上课上课我想睡觉" }, { "source": "天天上课上课上课我想睡觉", "target": "老师好" }, { "source": "老师好", "target": "学生就是老天爷要耐心爱心责任心公平的心有为难要担在学生前面一切为了学生。。。。我被这些个专家洗脑了。。快拉我一把。我还不想沦陷。" }, { "source": "再等等我快去陪你了", "target": "快来..." }, { "source": "快来...", "target": "迫不及待的等毕业证" }, { "source": "迫不及待的等毕业证", "target": "现在工作都适应了吗?" }, { "source": "现在工作都适应了吗?", "target": "我才闲下来不过都适应了" }, { "source": "我才闲下来不过都适应了", "target": "嗯,闲下来好好放松一下吧" }, { "source": "加强健身就好!我发现自己最近健身也胖了----这是啥体质------晕", "target": "证明生活的很好" }, { "source": "现在太热了,先不要去找啊,过了这个夏天再说嘛", "target": "是超热啊。热死人了。" }, { "source": "你把卡转掉去", "target": "不是说好的我鼓动你的么" }, { "source": "今天出去两次,都被泼的全身湿透,我不能再出去了,这里没什么东西好买,店几乎都关着门。", "target": "泼水节就是新年,都放假了" }, { "source": "泼水节就是新年,都放假了", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "话题阅读量比咱家还高的话、应该排在咱前面吧?可是从未见过上榜", "target": "是的哦这是要哭了我家的人都这么的棒的" }, { "source": "八月份", "target": "812" }, { "source": "不起哄你会死吗", "target": "就要~~你不肯么。~" }, { "source": "晚上到重庆", "target": "过来工作?" }, { "source": "过来工作?", "target": "工作,见识见识重庆妹子" }, { "source": "瑟瑟发抖", "target": "别抖你也加分" }, { "source": "喝酒!", "target": "明晚!" }, { "source": "明晚!", "target": "明晚很多人都有安排吧" }, { "source": "期待已久的新侄子签售之前一定要好好休息呀", "target": "提前说晚安" }, { "source": "尖下巴都没了", "target": "回哪里" }, { "source": "回哪里", "target": "尖下巴在回来的路上" }, { "source": "尖下巴在回来的路上", "target": "从我认识你就在说" }, { "source": "牛排特别不好吃", "target": "是的,因为我尝了一口牛肉(肥的),不咋样" }, { "source": "这个冬季有了太阳的陪伴,让人温暖的不忍睡去。。。", "target": "喜欢坐在树下晒暖暖的冬阳" }, { "source": "哈哈,我胖那么可爱没啥没有女朋友呢", "target": "不要互相伤害,都没有" }, { "source": "上班了吗", "target": "明天,你来吧" }, { "source": "明天,你来吧", "target": "太热了,不去" }, { "source": "太热了,不去", "target": "不在外面工作" }, { "source": "不在外面工作", "target": "我去玩不得热吗" }, { "source": "我去玩不得热吗", "target": "水里凉快" }, { "source": "水里凉快", "target": "能游泳吗" }, { "source": "虾和蟹不可缺少", "target": "嗯那我的最爱" }, { "source": "你的胃还是不要喝酒好了", "target": "但是烦啊" }, { "source": "春天打长的比较快我昨晚上打的回去就不疼了不过我没敢打耳骨那里等下次狠狠心再打", "target": "真的好上瘾你直接打银子的手工不疼" }, { "source": "真的好上瘾你直接打银子的手工不疼", "target": "我就打的银的对铁过敏" }, { "source": "今天你都在飘。随便找来个3岁小盆友都能把你推倒了吧?!", "target": "你推一个我看看。妹妹。" }, { "source": "你推一个我看看。妹妹。", "target": "昨天给你留着面子,下次直接给你推到地上" }, { "source": "早安!", "target": "早安,大美腻!" }, { "source": "调剂群里有个高分复旦的同学因为本科非985211直接没有被通知复试她去参加北京某高校的调剂说了一句话”来北京的那个晚上想到我有可能再也去不了上海了哭了一夜”为了我的梦想我也愿意再来一年二战加油", "target": "怎么会再也回不去上海呢,撸起袖子向前看!还是可以回上海工作的嘛" }, { "source": "怎么会再也回不去上海呢,撸起袖子向前看!还是可以回上海工作的嘛", "target": "能去上海上学当然最好啦" }, { "source": "没钱减肥,药业", "target": "减肥要恒心,需要钱干嘛。" }, { "source": "减肥要恒心,需要钱干嘛。", "target": "有钱才有更好的渠道撒," }, { "source": "帅气的大哥哥呢", "target": "要看够不够大了" }, { "source": "要看够不够大了", "target": "很大" }, { "source": "很大", "target": "那可以" }, { "source": "刚输完液回来,明天还要考试,晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "嗓子好点了么?", "target": "没有今天去看了开了药明天吃吃看有效果吗" }, { "source": "怎么放那么久的假啊", "target": "有人签证卡住了所以大家都等着他" }, { "source": "有人签证卡住了所以大家都等着他", "target": "现在还在北京么" }, { "source": "现在还在北京么", "target": "恩恩~是呀,我都回家一个月了,前几天回来学校的" }, { "source": "恩恩~是呀,我都回家一个月了,前几天回来学校的", "target": "什么时候出国" }, { "source": "什么时候出国", "target": "看那个人签证什么时候下来了就能走了" }, { "source": "你们什么时候结婚?", "target": "我结婚的时候。" }, { "source": "我结婚的时候。", "target": "这话你转达给你男朋友吧!" }, { "source": "这话你转达给你男朋友吧!", "target": "我没男朋友。" }, { "source": "我没男朋友。", "target": "找一个阿。" }, { "source": "找一个阿。", "target": "没人要。" }, { "source": "没人要。", "target": "没人要那么你有什么打算?" }, { "source": "喜欢你的翘臀阿。", "target": "噢噢噢哦哦" }, { "source": "噢噢噢哦哦", "target": "这段时间过的怎么样阿。" }, { "source": "这段时间过的怎么样阿。", "target": "我觉得挺好" }, { "source": "我觉得挺好", "target": "什么时候来无锡演出啊" }, { "source": "什么时候来无锡演出啊", "target": "哈哈哈演那么多年了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈演那么多年了", "target": "下次来告诉我啊" }, { "source": "干嘛要骂自己啊,妹妹", "target": "你只有在这个时候把我当妹妹!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "你只有在这个时候把我当妹妹!!!!!!!", "target": "冷静啊,亲,这是公共场所" }, { "source": "蛇莓可以少量吃", "target": "吃多了会?" }, { "source": "吃多了会?", "target": "半斤没事我想你也找不到更多" }, { "source": "下次请带上我!", "target": "好的呀" }, { "source": "我喜欢你,要一起吗", "target": "走吧去哪?" }, { "source": "昨晚梦到你", "target": "嘻嘻,难不成,X有所思,X有所梦?" }, { "source": "聊五块钱的", "target": "再送你一块钱" }, { "source": "再送你一块钱", "target": "好呀好呀!你先帮我垫上" }, { "source": "为什么这么饿…", "target": "长身体" }, { "source": "你一直都淑女!", "target": "哈~这一下羞涩了~" }, { "source": "去年团了蕉下", "target": "多少钱嘛" }, { "source": "留着开饵用,大腥!", "target": "这腥饵开下去,还用钓么,直接捞鱼了" }, { "source": "劈腿了吗?毛驴子快回到我的怀抱吧", "target": "也不是。就是打仗了。" }, { "source": "内个女的很厉害!!", "target": "这教育了我们不要随便领养小孩我的那个天啊伤不起啊真的最后那个翻转吓到我了" }, { "source": "不知道丫丫心理的感情到底多深", "target": "最多一杯二锅头……" }, { "source": "最多一杯二锅头……", "target": "可以,薄荷味的吗" }, { "source": "可以,薄荷味的吗", "target": "要不来点芹菜香菜的~" }, { "source": "荆轲刺秦王你们小学学过?你们都没学过,为什么怪教育", "target": "不好意思,我小学四大刺客事迹都学过。" }, { "source": "不好意思,我小学四大刺客事迹都学过。", "target": "那你厉害了,四大刺客是谁?" }, { "source": "不想读大学,累", "target": "那是你的大学比较特殊~~~" }, { "source": "那是你的大学比较特殊~~~", "target": "人更特殊" }, { "source": "人更特殊", "target": "~~~~等你毕业的时候你就不这么觉得啦" }, { "source": "我喉咙痛咳嗽感冒发烧拉肚子一起来了,多喝水!!", "target": "喝水又要上厕所" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜!有奖金拿了吧继续", "target": "谢谢!!努力!!" }, { "source": "我这也很冷……还没下雪", "target": "下雪了今早一觉起来发现下雪了" }, { "source": "下雪了今早一觉起来发现下雪了", "target": "你是幸福的…我被天气预报忽悠了" }, { "source": "煎饺我的最爱", "target": "是好吃" }, { "source": "姐姐你太重口味", "target": "我也是,原自被自己咬破了" }, { "source": "想送人", "target": "送男友" }, { "source": "看了一电影越发觉得人生如戏了....", "target": "叫什么,下午我也看了两部。" }, { "source": "真的不想放假。不想", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "我不开心!!!!!", "target": "给你机会了你不珍惜" }, { "source": "北方蟑螂不会飞?", "target": "没见过....." }, { "source": "概念就是就喝完后都说戒酒。", "target": "完全乱套了,说实话真心不想喝了,难受难受," }, { "source": "马上不是俄罗斯的寒冬了嘛你们冬天会不会放个大长假啊", "target": "不会呀最长的假期在他们的新年两个星期左右" }, { "source": "不会呀最长的假期在他们的新年两个星期左右", "target": "嗷呜那过年也回不来了咯" }, { "source": "一个人好棒", "target": "哈哈哈,还有一个同学跟我搭伴" }, { "source": "起床了", "target": "吃早餐了么" }, { "source": "麻烦你把你说的话读一遍", "target": "还真错了一个。" }, { "source": "还真错了一个。", "target": "那是吃热饭的情况下像冷的直接最张着往嘴里倒1分钟" }, { "source": "发觉大家好矜持,平时都嚷着喊嫁,这时候又来什么女儿朋友的既然是来世的事,那必须出生和他就是邻居,我们同岁但他必须比我大,几个月或几天都行,双方父母关系好到就像一家人,从小和他青梅足马,从托儿所到大学都一起,从女朋友到老婆都是我", "target": "青梅竹马呀" }, { "source": "青梅竹马呀", "target": "哦,对" }, { "source": "哦,对", "target": "貌似情敌很多,还是朋友好" }, { "source": "深深晚安咯,听着你的小翅膀入眠", "target": "听着小翅膀真的能睡着吗?我女儿早上可是听到了小翅膀就一骨碌爬起来了" }, { "source": "其实我想说我也经常喂胖毕竟饿着人家心里过不去。", "target": "为何吃饱了还要折磨人家!" }, { "source": "为何吃饱了还要折磨人家!", "target": "像他这样使劲吃肚子鼓鼓上个厕所就好了又不会胖还不多吃?疯了?" }, { "source": "像他这样使劲吃肚子鼓鼓上个厕所就好了又不会胖还不多吃?疯了?", "target": "我看着心塞" }, { "source": "我看着心塞", "target": "你那叫羡慕!" }, { "source": "你那叫羡慕!", "target": "并不我也有" }, { "source": "午好助力支持", "target": "晚上好哦" }, { "source": "憋心疼了这么丑的这么渣的男人她也张的开腿怪谁", "target": "晃晃你的大脑" }, { "source": "晃晃你的大脑", "target": "你实话实说被渣男打着爱情的幌子被骗炮怪谁?" }, { "source": "你实话实说被渣男打着爱情的幌子被骗炮怪谁?", "target": "只许渣男欺负人不许人家打回去啊?" }, { "source": "我学护理就不多说了", "target": "深有体会,心好累" }, { "source": "昨天买的貂蝉,开大就死", "target": "开大了,别怂,带上净化,旋转跳跃闭着眼" }, { "source": "开大了,别怂,带上净化,旋转跳跃闭着眼", "target": "真是全程闭眼,睁开水晶就没了" }, { "source": "还没过年,你就给它穿了", "target": "哈哈及时行乐!" }, { "source": "怎么学的车", "target": "教练教得不行" }, { "source": "教练教得不行", "target": "我还没拿到驾照" }, { "source": "我还没拿到驾照", "target": "科目四也是分分钟的事情" }, { "source": "科目四也是分分钟的事情", "target": "是分分钟满分的事情" }, { "source": "你怎么还没回家", "target": "快了快了" }, { "source": "猪精可以把衣服拿到我家洗", "target": "不仔细审题!“有些。。。不能机洗”" }, { "source": "不仔细审题!“有些。。。不能机洗”", "target": "他的意思是你拿过去,他给你手洗吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "他的意思是你拿过去,他给你手洗吧哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈嗯正确解读!" }, { "source": "快回来吧狗砸!我老公被人看上了!", "target": "你狗砸现在饥寒交迫的缩在小破车上!" }, { "source": "闲的没事就看看这张图,啥时候能瞅个机会坐一坐", "target": "不知道,哈哈" }, { "source": "昨天我跟刘檐在伦敦他还说想你哟,开心点撒", "target": "我也想你们得很!马上回来了" }, { "source": "我也想你们得很!马上回来了", "target": "等你哟!" }, { "source": "等你哟!", "target": "好!回来了陪我哈" }, { "source": "华南师范在哪", "target": "在广东吖" }, { "source": "在广东吖", "target": "选个江苏的吧" }, { "source": "选个江苏的吧", "target": "去了江苏大佬罩我不" }, { "source": "还是别让你儿子扒这栏杆儿了,我一朋友的仓鼠就是这么把腿扭了。。", "target": "它热呀" }, { "source": "你起来放烟火", "target": "我起来玩了一下手游,然后被手机砸晕了" }, { "source": "我起来玩了一下手游,然后被手机砸晕了", "target": "你要以其人之道还治其人之身啊" }, { "source": "你要以其人之道还治其人之身啊", "target": "只想着睡觉" }, { "source": "大长腿奚梦瑶啊啊啊,表白,超级喜欢你", "target": "表白加一" }, { "source": "这个太好听了坐等度盘", "target": "发了艾特你!" }, { "source": "发了艾特你!", "target": "谢谢亲故!" }, { "source": "你不滴滴了?", "target": "易到也挺好" }, { "source": "易到也挺好", "target": "你说了算" }, { "source": "你说了算", "target": "现在不是晚上吗" }, { "source": "做人不能忘了该出手是就出手!", "target": "明白!忍无可忍就不忍了" }, { "source": "明天继续试乘二号线?", "target": "我回来好久了还没坐到过二号线…苏州地铁太灵了,前几天挤上海地铁强烈对比啊" }, { "source": "我回来好久了还没坐到过二号线…苏州地铁太灵了,前几天挤上海地铁强烈对比啊", "target": "回来常驻苏州了?" }, { "source": "回来常驻苏州了?", "target": "对的你现在在哪呢呀?" }, { "source": "对的你现在在哪呢呀?", "target": "我也在苏州" }, { "source": "我也在苏州", "target": "你在哪里上班吗?!" }, { "source": "这么秀的吗女人都打怕不是健身健的脑子都没了", "target": "这暴脾气真的我作为东北人也少见" }, { "source": "这暴脾气真的我作为东北人也少见", "target": "怕是炒作哦233" }, { "source": "怕是炒作哦233", "target": "这个人没脑子的他才不会炒作" }, { "source": "我还想脱贫", "target": "对对付,心思全在脱贫致富快意人生享受生活啦!俗话说,要脱单,先脱贫,别脱发!" }, { "source": "晗哥也开始回忆青春了", "target": "是的呀,人生就是不断地在总结反思,回忆过去" }, { "source": "你好冷。。", "target": "你的页面好丑。。。" }, { "source": "你的页面好丑。。。", "target": "哪里丑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "哪里丑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "色调冷热不均。。" }, { "source": "色调冷热不均。。", "target": "不好吗!!!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "居然在一堆演技好到爆的人中撑起戏份,服你", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "弹吉他?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "最爱甜品了", "target": "挚爱到不能自拔" }, { "source": "啊哈请吃饭吧", "target": "怎么你们眼里都是吃饭" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈新年快乐新年快乐恭喜恭喜", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈快乐快乐" }, { "source": "这是想吓跑你的追求者,这是一个心怀不轨的人", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "周国平的书怎样?", "target": "小时候看过,不太适合现在的心境了" }, { "source": "捞狗子", "target": "捞你哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "黑谁了", "target": "黑了你了。" }, { "source": "黑了你了。", "target": "不要这么直白" }, { "source": "来南京", "target": "不去火炉" }, { "source": "不去火炉", "target": "南京现在只有海" }, { "source": "你头生拧时几清秀啊??", "target": "你后生柠时秀清" }, { "source": "羨慕嫉妒恨啊。", "target": "没什么大不了的,,因为我比你高" }, { "source": "没什么大不了的,,因为我比你高", "target": "你有多高。" }, { "source": "你有多高。", "target": "300" }, { "source": "300", "target": "好厉害,请吃饭庆祝一下。" }, { "source": "好厉害,请吃饭庆祝一下。", "target": "输的请" }, { "source": "输的请", "target": "当然要赢的请呀。" }, { "source": "你真的还有?是的别人是说要注意缩毛孔!我在乡下呜呜呜呜提到就伤心,你丢我妈妈那边好不,觉得好用我就再买", "target": "几时你回来我再给你我就拿个破瓶子去满不好意思" }, { "source": "几时你回来我再给你我就拿个破瓶子去满不好意思", "target": "额好吧~~~可是不晓得有没有时间回去...我不你有时间就丢过去哈哈" }, { "source": "百度方便些,自从用了百度我车的导航就退休了,找不到也不用打车了", "target": "你是媒子迈~" }, { "source": "你是媒子迈~", "target": "我怎么就成媒子了?" }, { "source": "我怎么就成媒子了?", "target": "打广告" }, { "source": "狗奴?爱狗人士?狗肉百分之90都是偷的我姥姥养了很久的狗就被偷了,几天之内,村子里好几家都丢了狗我自己不吃狗肉,至于别人吃不吃我不反对,我只知道偷别人家的东西动物的人,会有报应的", "target": "我外婆家狗也是偷狗的爆炸好吗有的人抢下偷狗人的车一千多只狗却被键盘侠说成不要脸?" }, { "source": "我外婆家狗也是偷狗的爆炸好吗有的人抢下偷狗人的车一千多只狗却被键盘侠说成不要脸?", "target": "关键是人老了,只有一条狗陪着说说话" }, { "source": "关键是人老了,只有一条狗陪着说说话", "target": "当时我外婆的狗被偷了以后我看外婆就好像老了十岁后来我外婆也不敢养狗了" }, { "source": "还敢吃糖", "target": "你晓得这个糖有多好吃不!" }, { "source": "大叔!你该配眼镜啦。大家速速围观", "target": "你也在这里" }, { "source": "你也在这里", "target": "说得跟是在哪见过我似的." }, { "source": "佩服啵", "target": "佩服、好久不见你了" }, { "source": "佩服、好久不见你了", "target": "我穿越在知识的海洋肯定很久不见了" }, { "source": "我穿越在知识的海洋肯定很久不见了", "target": "赶紧出来" }, { "source": "北方人都喜欢吃什么菜", "target": "大白菜" }, { "source": "我弱弱地说一句,是因为上了年纪", "target": "我觉着是沉淀之后的心,更温柔。" }, { "source": "我觉着是沉淀之后的心,更温柔。", "target": "也许" }, { "source": "这身材怎么拍出来的", "target": "我同事蹲着拍的。" }, { "source": "我也想拾粪", "target": "给你定制一黄金粪兜?" }, { "source": "给你定制一黄金粪兜?", "target": "来一个呗,求之不得" }, { "source": "怎么来沈阳了", "target": "你也在沈阳啊?" }, { "source": "生日快乐哈哈哈", "target": "你今天生日要更快乐" }, { "source": "红果果的秀幸福!!!", "target": "乖乖的就考虑给你带增城荔枝(==用电脑的时候找下我。。知网什么的下论文==在医学史中要挂的感觉==)" }, { "source": "乖乖的就考虑给你带增城荔枝(==用电脑的时候找下我。。知网什么的下论文==在医学史中要挂的感觉==)", "target": "为了荔枝必须好好表现~我明天一直用电脑~医学史作业要用文献啊?!" }, { "source": "老公,身体要紧,人老了,要悠着点呀……", "target": "我还没老,只是找不到什么感觉。哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "生日快乐!最帅气的金牛主持", "target": "谢谢哈哈" }, { "source": "你来不来三番这里?", "target": "那是哪里?" }, { "source": "你要晓得我是在阳光明媚的开县!你那边好冷那完全不能比", "target": "不怕我明天就要松秋裤了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不怕我明天就要松秋裤了哈哈哈", "target": "好久回来哎" }, { "source": "好久回来哎", "target": "明天肯定要很晚才到" }, { "source": "不用打马赛克了!", "target": "太胖了,修修" }, { "source": "吃饭没带钱包?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "你怎么老是有情况呀?" }, { "source": "新闻没有4比3的主要原因是江苏公共新闻频道录制的", "target": "但在江苏卫视高清是16:9,主要还是代码设置问题,《江苏新时空》就不是并机" }, { "source": "但在江苏卫视高清是16:9,主要还是代码设置问题,《江苏新时空》就不是并机", "target": "为什么《早安江苏》江苏卫视不并机呢?" }, { "source": "为什么《早安江苏》江苏卫视不并机呢?", "target": "估计没这个需要吧,再说人家是一线卫视" }, { "source": "估计没这个需要吧,再说人家是一线卫视", "target": "你觉得江苏卫视不太好?" }, { "source": "我要长高高", "target": "我也想长高高!!" }, { "source": "坐大理石上啊?", "target": "还有坐垫儿呢" }, { "source": "以后是一二三期一起还是一二期和三期分开运营哦感觉六号线好长啊", "target": "好像接近70km50多个站" }, { "source": "好像接近70km50多个站", "target": "坐穿估计要两个小时了" }, { "source": "坐穿估计要两个小时了", "target": "参考重庆3号线" }, { "source": "看到了老铁", "target": "观众已经深深记住你的面孔了" }, { "source": "宝宝好美", "target": "我拍了好久呢" }, { "source": "我拍了好久呢", "target": "不管再久都是美" }, { "source": "给你叠个来,要什么颜色的?找蜡笔去", "target": "粉红色的" }, { "source": "闺女剪头发了呀", "target": "变美了" }, { "source": "食堂买了各种馅儿的,冬至快乐~", "target": "各种馅儿,挺幸福啊" }, { "source": "各种馅儿,挺幸福啊", "target": "可哪儿有家的好吃,凑个节日氛围罢了" }, { "source": "要不安利他买个透明亚克力盒?", "target": "这个。。。透明的话,走进房间冷不丁瞅到会更吓人吧" }, { "source": "这叫秀发好吗亲", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "不好", "target": "那怎么样才好阿?" }, { "source": "辛苦辛苦,", "target": "哈哈,喜欢足球其实也是一件痛苦的事" }, { "source": "小米5可以刷吗?", "target": "目前好像还不行关注下小米的论坛吧,经常有大神提前刷" }, { "source": "目前好像还不行关注下小米的论坛吧,经常有大神提前刷", "target": "一直都有关注中" }, { "source": "你好棒", "target": "还是你最有眼光" }, { "source": "还是你最有眼光", "target": "是不是你太可爱了" }, { "source": "是不是你太可爱了", "target": "我是的是的,我美丽大方可爱善良" }, { "source": "我是的是的,我美丽大方可爱善良", "target": "垂涎欲滴" }, { "source": "垂涎欲滴", "target": "够了,你可以看书去了" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "这个问题回答了再说" }, { "source": "这个问题回答了再说", "target": "好的,你问吧" }, { "source": "好的,你问吧", "target": "问过了,自己去看,不能再智能一点吗?" }, { "source": "带着我姐呢?", "target": "今年没带,落北京了" }, { "source": "妈妈查了很久字典没查出来~结果在吃饭的时候突然想到诗情画意~可是我成汉子了~", "target": "汉子也可以诗情画意的嘛" }, { "source": "汉子也可以诗情画意的嘛", "target": "这种被回复的兴奋小心情~" }, { "source": "想找对象", "target": "帅的帅的" }, { "source": "神仙妹妹太顽皮了", "target": "伪球迷" }, { "source": "伪球迷", "target": "你哥哥看了十几年球了" }, { "source": "叫你去泰国,你说没时间,逗我玩?", "target": "说了暑假你又抠" }, { "source": "说了暑假你又抠", "target": "暑假贵。暑假我要去迪士尼" }, { "source": "暑假贵。暑假我要去迪士尼", "target": "没问题啊" }, { "source": "眼妆好醉人专家的小焦真是美貌", "target": "我家的小顾也很帅啊!生气了!第二次了,我记着" }, { "source": "我家的小顾也很帅啊!生气了!第二次了,我记着", "target": "你跟专家打得火热,我只能通过这种方式,引起你注意" }, { "source": "吃药呀", "target": "一吃药就吐" }, { "source": "我一眼先看到的是步步惊心", "target": "嗯哼~" }, { "source": "你还在东方嘛。", "target": "在啊~" }, { "source": "在啊~", "target": "不是很多人都走了嘛。" }, { "source": "都是短袖和袄子,没几件秋天穿的,所以一到秋天就很尴尬,穿啥啊!", "target": "同感同感!最不喜欢武汉的春天和秋天,因为不晓得穿什么衣服!" }, { "source": "同感同感!最不喜欢武汉的春天和秋天,因为不晓得穿什么衣服!", "target": "同感~" }, { "source": "同感~", "target": "璐璐今天穿的什么?" }, { "source": "嘻嘻日子过得过于安逸了~", "target": "哈哈是男朋友太会养你了" }, { "source": "哈哈是男朋友太会养你了", "target": "吃饱最重要~雯雯也是~" }, { "source": "吃饱最重要~雯雯也是~", "target": "我每天都会吃饱吃饱不是一件很正常的事么……" }, { "source": "我每天都会吃饱吃饱不是一件很正常的事么……", "target": "那就是幸福了" }, { "source": "腿真粗", "target": "不粗" }, { "source": "不粗", "target": "她拍悟空传是真的惊艳" }, { "source": "我说点什么呢", "target": "教我做松鼠桂鱼" }, { "source": "教我做松鼠桂鱼", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "好乖哦,我都想要", "target": "买一只嘛,不过可能会吃穷你" }, { "source": "可不可以发今天的相给我?就是用你相机照的。", "target": "在发荣那里,我给他了" }, { "source": "在发荣那里,我给他了", "target": "恩好吧谢谢了" }, { "source": "又是周末啊", "target": "你还忽悠我。。。" }, { "source": "你还忽悠我。。。", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "你还说没有。。。" }, { "source": "你还说没有。。。", "target": "木有啊" }, { "source": "来关注甜甜恋爱~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我看过你的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我看过你的", "target": "所以仪式感是什么" }, { "source": "所以仪式感是什么", "target": "庸俗地送我花花" }, { "source": "尽情嗨皮吧", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "一毛一样", "target": "没有错" }, { "source": "可乐杀精", "target": "听不懂" }, { "source": "我想请问你到底是谁给你的勇气在这找骂呢?", "target": "我哪里说错了?我怎么找骂了?" }, { "source": "你没有放那张街撇的西装男", "target": "哈哈哈太多了美图了都放不完" }, { "source": "哈哈哈太多了美图了都放不完", "target": "那就再发一次" }, { "source": "最近我也超爱百香果和蜂蜜的搭配酸酸甜甜的喝完了一身的能量", "target": "对的,而且绝对提神" }, { "source": "妖秀,这眼神!", "target": "虾米意思。。" }, { "source": "虾米意思。。", "target": "你剪头发了" }, { "source": "掉电特严重", "target": "原来不止品胜君的手机掉电快" }, { "source": "原来不止品胜君的手机掉电快", "target": "也不知道是更新的原因还是什么。" }, { "source": "广东骏马山庄一家网红店超适合拍照", "target": "昂还以为你还在贵阳的勒" }, { "source": "昂还以为你还在贵阳的勒", "target": "已经离开贵阳快俩个月了~怀恋" }, { "source": "已经离开贵阳快俩个月了~怀恋", "target": "出去也好呀全新的地方" }, { "source": "什么单身妹子,就是因为有你们这种人我们才找不到男票", "target": "男人不在和单身有何区别" }, { "source": "梦泪你是真的帅!!!图已收藏生日想要被你翻牌~", "target": "咋俩同一天生日" }, { "source": "曾大厨!!!!!做的很好啊", "target": "是地雷亲吗!?" }, { "source": "是地雷亲吗!?", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "是的是的", "target": "好久不见略想念你们啊昨天跟前妻电话里还有提到你呢亲" }, { "source": "好久不见略想念你们啊昨天跟前妻电话里还有提到你呢亲", "target": "我也挺想你的,想你的厨艺,哈哈" }, { "source": "可我是农历,网友", "target": "不好意思,俺老家也是按农历的。我冬月26也就是今年的1月12号。" }, { "source": "不好意思,俺老家也是按农历的。我冬月26也就是今年的1月12号。", "target": "噢这么巧吗哪年生啊" }, { "source": "噢这么巧吗哪年生啊", "target": "94啊" }, { "source": "现在初高中的女生都好会打扮了想想当年自己灰主流时期就", "target": "你初中我不知道哦反正高中就是女神!" }, { "source": "幸福呢~", "target": "哈哈哈你也是!" }, { "source": "小孩很好办,恐吓恐吓就行了", "target": "不中啊,试过各种办法,赶不走。。。。只要以出门,她立刻就跟到我家来了" }, { "source": "不中啊,试过各种办法,赶不走。。。。只要以出门,她立刻就跟到我家来了", "target": "恭喜你,吸引力这么大" }, { "source": "恭喜你,吸引力这么大", "target": "还是不要了,甩不掉啊" }, { "source": "怎么去黄石了", "target": "来武汉了,路过黄石而已" }, { "source": "来武汉了,路过黄石而已", "target": "等你下次来估计你很想揉爻爻的卷毛了吧" }, { "source": "等你下次来估计你很想揉爻爻的卷毛了吧", "target": "去去" }, { "source": "捍卫女神,必须的!", "target": "他女神也变你女神了?!!" }, { "source": "他女神也变你女神了?!!", "target": "这本来就是我们俩的女神呀,我没有说过我也很喜欢她吗…" }, { "source": "你好有文化", "target": "你不就是因为这个爱上我的嘛" }, { "source": "你不就是因为这个爱上我的嘛", "target": "哈哈哈你这么好看说什么都是对的!" }, { "source": "除了请你们看电影,还有吗", "target": "有!好多!" }, { "source": "520这么低端粗俗的日子像你这么清新脱俗的人是要过六一的", "target": "呀!!你过六一还差不多,看你傻得~我就是感慨一下" }, { "source": "我从来没见过他仨,我觉得如果见的话只能在等两年后我高考结束了,那时候就是六周年了", "target": "等高考我要等四年" }, { "source": "去哪儿了?", "target": "雅安" }, { "source": "雅安", "target": "雅安可以去吃鱼哒" }, { "source": "雅安可以去吃鱼哒", "target": "哪里有时间吃鱼,办完事就得往回赶" }, { "source": "天将降大任于是人也,必先用期末考来磨练他。", "target": "说得好,等我放假休息好回来收拾它们!" }, { "source": "还是奶奶灰颜色的头发酷诶", "target": "想漂来着不行了我腰突然感觉要折了" }, { "source": "想漂来着不行了我腰突然感觉要折了", "target": "去健身了?" }, { "source": "现在的会做饭妹子很少了", "target": "那你找个会做饭的汉子就从了吧" }, { "source": "熬夜使人变丑变蠢", "target": "那你还不睡" }, { "source": "想要立刻打通电话给你", "target": "你陷这么深了已经" }, { "source": "你不是应该回去了么?", "target": "明天早上的。" }, { "source": "明天早上的。", "target": "记得问咱爸妈好!" }, { "source": "我的乌木穿裙子了怎么办", "target": "多晒晒" }, { "source": "除夕快乐!新年快乐!本命年快乐!2018红红火火暴富爆红躺着赚大钱!", "target": "捞憋老师" }, { "source": "捞憋老师", "target": "爱多老师" }, { "source": "阳光拍的好美", "target": "是呀。那天阳光很好" }, { "source": "祝你成功~", "target": "谢谢过年好啊" }, { "source": "谢谢过年好啊", "target": "恩恩~~祝一切顺利~" }, { "source": "你自己要调理身体这样才会长肉", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "好啊", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我一号去顺义培训……", "target": "你们总是早我一步" }, { "source": "你们总是早我一步", "target": "还少玩儿了好几天呢……" }, { "source": "我也觉得你眉毛细了", "target": "哪里的滤镜挺好看的" }, { "source": "哪里的滤镜挺好看的", "target": "记得拍完发我看看" }, { "source": "我去开车了哈", "target": "躲过了交警" }, { "source": "躲过了交警", "target": "交出你的驾驶证" }, { "source": "交出你的驾驶证", "target": "在铁锤那里" }, { "source": "在铁锤那里", "target": "哦……锤是你的专职司机" }, { "source": "哦……锤是你的专职司机", "target": "低调低调" }, { "source": "国庆找一天去啵", "target": "组织去玩喂……" }, { "source": "好想吃芒果", "target": "大哥回家前给了我一个" }, { "source": "大哥回家前给了我一个", "target": "明天买一个芒果和一个火龙果来吃" }, { "source": "明天买一个芒果和一个火龙果来吃", "target": "你要用勺子" }, { "source": "瘦不正是你想要的吗", "target": "对呀对呀" }, { "source": "企鹅让你很伤心吗。。。", "target": "不要伤心,一切都会好起来的" }, { "source": "我一饿也会胃疼", "target": "幸好今天起的早,多吃了一些," }, { "source": "幸好今天起的早,多吃了一些,", "target": "我才起床,早安。" }, { "source": "我才起床,早安。", "target": "这么早。吃了午饭又饿了都" }, { "source": "这么早。吃了午饭又饿了都", "target": "虽说你不胖,也不用这么急着增肥的呀。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我也是第一天...早晨。感觉辟谷的日子一分钟像一小时一样漫长。", "target": "一早我就觉得饿了" }, { "source": "我现在在安利周围的人有钱有闲的去帕劳玩确实赞的不行", "target": "重要感觉看的都快哭了" }, { "source": "重要感觉看的都快哭了", "target": "不过从2月份开始是旺季有条件的最好3月份去费用也下来一截" }, { "source": "什么体检报告~", "target": "入职体检" }, { "source": "入职体检", "target": "听起来好高大上的样子" }, { "source": "听起来好高大上的样子", "target": "只能说你想多了!一点不高大上" }, { "source": "帝都轻霾", "target": "雾霾复盖华北平原" }, { "source": "据说某人饿了睡不着,是楼主么哈哈哈", "target": "正是" }, { "source": "我有一张D的卡片", "target": "我有A到Z的" }, { "source": "莆田是怎么了", "target": "莆田要爆发大地震了这些小地震只是为大地震做铺垫的" }, { "source": "一直不敢吃脑花下次一定要试试了", "target": "相信我…真的巨好吃!不过一般都川黔渝三省才会吃…外省都没见菜单有" }, { "source": "相信我…真的巨好吃!不过一般都川黔渝三省才会吃…外省都没见菜单有", "target": "这边四川成都的火锅可能有" }, { "source": "我马上就要出发啦~", "target": "几点从学校出来了啊" }, { "source": "几点从学校出来了啊", "target": "3点半。。" }, { "source": "谈爱上一个大叔好痛苦", "target": "三十八算大叔???" }, { "source": "三十八算大叔???", "target": "主要你活出了四十八的感觉" }, { "source": "小龙女和杨过可以结婚嘛?????", "target": "为啥不可以" }, { "source": "为啥不可以", "target": "所以该选啥" }, { "source": "所以该选啥", "target": "选B,杨过叫小龙女姑姑嘛....因为这个就不能结婚....." }, { "source": "你去那里干什么?", "target": "五一假期就在那过了" }, { "source": "五一假期就在那过了", "target": "为什么我没有?" }, { "source": "炫耀VIP是不是!", "target": "话说哪家店的蛋黄焗南瓜好吃" }, { "source": "话说哪家店的蛋黄焗南瓜好吃", "target": "我感觉都差不多啊" }, { "source": "我感觉都差不多啊", "target": "小吴记有吗" }, { "source": "小吴记有吗", "target": "有啊呦" }, { "source": "有啊呦", "target": "你明天中午回来不呀?打算和舒迪一起吃饭" }, { "source": "段奕宏帅", "target": "哈哈哈看了他早年的恋爱的犀牛入坑" }, { "source": "哈哈哈看了他早年的恋爱的犀牛入坑", "target": "演技很赞……而且有男人味" }, { "source": "大长腿,你值得拥有", "target": "必须拥有,绝食走起" }, { "source": "必须拥有,绝食走起", "target": "还是吃点吧,心疼你" }, { "source": "老天赋予我的使命", "target": "这哪是使命啊。。。这就是要命啊。。。" }, { "source": "这哪是使命啊。。。这就是要命啊。。。", "target": "对啊,收了你的命" }, { "source": "对啊,收了你的命", "target": "坏银、、、" }, { "source": "我也赌2毛钱,雷母会支持新欢", "target": "你晚了。" }, { "source": "你晚了。", "target": "这个也有规定时间" }, { "source": "这个也有规定时间", "target": "必须的。" }, { "source": "必须的。", "target": "那你们谁赢了。" }, { "source": "突然觉得很可怕,虽然技术上来讲确实是个突破。一个猴子看着跟自己长得一样的猴子感觉如何,那人呢?看到和自己长得一样的人……", "target": "你让双胞胎怎么想?" }, { "source": "00852-65754195,还是我甩给你比较便宜吧", "target": "钱不是问题。啥时候有空捏?" }, { "source": "钱不是问题。啥时候有空捏?", "target": "晚上7点以后" }, { "source": "晚上7点以后", "target": "OK,今晚有饭局,之后打给你。" }, { "source": "如果你在路上遇到了这只熊猫,你会……", "target": "推倒推倒!!!!" }, { "source": "你那头发绝了", "target": "是绝顶了吧" }, { "source": "是不是我不够丑,你居然找了更丑的?", "target": "可能是被丑瞎了呢" }, { "source": "你花了多少大洋了老板", "target": "五十五哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "能咬一口苹果就OK,", "target": "没人给我买。。。" }, { "source": "没人给我买。。。", "target": "嗯有的有的,!!" }, { "source": "原来男盆友是校友", "target": "隔壁班的" }, { "source": "隔壁班的", "target": "你有种说出名字" }, { "source": "我学二专,专业英语求抱腿", "target": "你昨天上次赶场了没?" }, { "source": "你昨天上次赶场了没?", "target": "没有,下学期还得来一趟……心累" }, { "source": "没有,下学期还得来一趟……心累", "target": "回来刚好帮我拿行李" }, { "source": "多机械的东西画起来都嫌麻烦~", "target": "我觉得比画成工程图容易多了……我要是会手绘省多少工夫啊" }, { "source": "我觉得比画成工程图容易多了……我要是会手绘省多少工夫啊", "target": "电脑画图的吗" }, { "source": "花甲没吃够", "target": "专门一盆花甲可能会比较过瘾" }, { "source": "专门一盆花甲可能会比较过瘾", "target": "烧烤店花甲会走起一波的" }, { "source": "真好,大工,好想念!", "target": "学姐?" }, { "source": "你还要继续逛吗?", "target": "下次带你吃" }, { "source": "水瓶在这", "target": "跟水瓶女无敌好" }, { "source": "最喜欢可乐鸡翅了", "target": "有机会请你吃" }, { "source": "几号放假?", "target": "19哎" }, { "source": "19哎", "target": "你19号才走?" }, { "source": "你19号才走?", "target": "19才放假啊" }, { "source": "19才放假啊", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "你怎么这么晚!" }, { "source": "距离上一次在这提问,176身高,体重应该多少,有一段时间了。我现在瘦到了66kg。离55kg还有一段距离,加油", "target": "很棒诶呀上回有个妹子想问减肥秘诀来着或许你可以帮她呢哈哈哈继续加油哦" }, { "source": "算早了吧,哈哈今晚玩得开心地啊,哈哈去住卓代酒店。", "target": "今晚雄风出现" }, { "source": "不带我吃", "target": "你不是都在家躺下来了嘛!" }, { "source": "好像是叫宁泽涛,游泳队的,今年的一匹黑马哟,都说他长得多帅", "target": "嗯嗯,是的噢。对于我来说是白马哈哈" }, { "source": "这是第一次勇敢发照片给我的奖励吗,。", "target": "美呀美" }, { "source": "齐了六套,坐等开奖", "target": "可以兑换几次" }, { "source": "昨天看到你弄么细的脚杆手杆偶都不敢正视偶自己", "target": "坚持喂奶!朋友都说喂奶妈咪就会很快地瘦!" }, { "source": "坚持喂奶!朋友都说喂奶妈咪就会很快地瘦!", "target": "这不是真的,真像是,只要你不断奶就不可能瘦得下来,因为为了保证奶的营养,你得拼命吃。。。" }, { "source": "这不是真的,真像是,只要你不断奶就不可能瘦得下来,因为为了保证奶的营养,你得拼命吃。。。", "target": "哈哈,亲,拼命吃也不能没有个头吧" }, { "source": "哈哈,亲,拼命吃也不能没有个头吧", "target": "生了小孩,有时候真的想的就是,哪些东西小孩吃了好,自己就拼命塞啊,我现在才晓得后悔啊" }, { "source": "生了小孩,有时候真的想的就是,哪些东西小孩吃了好,自己就拼命塞啊,我现在才晓得后悔啊", "target": "乖乖,你现在得瘦点了" }, { "source": "今天中午把饭整规矩,我一会就来", "target": "那我在家等你哇" }, { "source": "那我在家等你哇", "target": "我来了哦" }, { "source": "我来了哦", "target": "你找不到" }, { "source": "你找不到", "target": "我打电话,你敢不说!" }, { "source": "我打电话,你敢不说!", "target": "我不接。哈哈" }, { "source": "我不接。哈哈", "target": "拜拜" }, { "source": "拜拜", "target": "哎呀,哎呀。开玩笑的" }, { "source": "土豪的5s买的多少钱", "target": "好像五千不到吧,四千九百多,放心啦,你屋里那位不会亏得撒~" }, { "source": "好像五千不到吧,四千九百多,放心啦,你屋里那位不会亏得撒~", "target": "哈哈,你懂我的忧虑" }, { "source": "我觉得真的是不喜欢别看就像我不喜欢小美好也没吐槽啊真的是", "target": "可能上过学的人应该更喜欢旧时光吧" }, { "source": "可能上过学的人应该更喜欢旧时光吧", "target": "上过学的人说不出你说的这句话谢谢" }, { "source": "上过学的人说不出你说的这句话谢谢", "target": "我不是这个意思,我的一句话用了很多可能性的词就是随便一说,没有扯学历,我自己也是一般人,我也看小美好,看得笑得停不下来,不过觉得旧时光主要和高中生活很像,与生活贴切,更能引起我的共鸣吧,个人观点而已,不好意思我表达的意思不太清楚,新的一天要有好心情哦!" }, { "source": "京剧那张脸隐藏得有点深", "target": "这系列广告,创意真好" }, { "source": "哈哈我也不喜欢刀切过其他的在切水果味道不好哈哈", "target": "你头上为什么会有新疆小花帽?" }, { "source": "想事太多哦注意休息", "target": "你也一样啦~~" }, { "source": "来望京澳洲康都。", "target": "正在挑望京的房子" }, { "source": "你那里要下雨了吧", "target": "还没有还没有为啥还不下雨下雨就不用洗车了" }, { "source": "还没有还没有为啥还不下雨下雨就不用洗车了", "target": "已经发布了雷暴预警信号了呀" }, { "source": "你在看书?!", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "好看嘛" }, { "source": "你是去上面几个省玩?怎么一下江苏一下浙江", "target": "因为我会飞" }, { "source": "因为我会飞", "target": "折翅的鸟儿会飞也飞不高" }, { "source": "长肥利器", "target": "切,我开学秒瘦,你懂得" }, { "source": "你呢,啥时候结婚啊姐~", "target": "没对象何来结婚" }, { "source": "这一年你尝试了好多风格啊,每种都驾驭的很好看啊!6666!!!!", "target": "今年还要拍更多好看的一起加油哈哈" }, { "source": "今年还要拍更多好看的一起加油哈哈", "target": "有伴的感觉真有,感觉不是孤军奋战!~" }, { "source": "吃不完么分我点", "target": "大厨师怕是你怎给我们吃" }, { "source": "大厨师怕是你怎给我们吃", "target": "我都不打算干这行的说。" }, { "source": "我都不打算干这行的说。", "target": "么你到底阿怎囊" }, { "source": "我最美", "target": "对对对你最美" }, { "source": "张太太你好", "target": "特别好!" }, { "source": "我手机前两天掉了", "target": "我钱包出去耍也掉了,但是比起你还是心疼" }, { "source": "我钱包出去耍也掉了,但是比起你还是心疼", "target": "哎。心疼地抱抱自己" }, { "source": "咬字唱腔太刻意,没有感情", "target": "同意!唱歌一直以来都没感情" }, { "source": "私下关心有个屁用?都是假情假意,客套话。现在能公开支持才是真爱。", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了,强词夺理的人,是不是非要高调安慰才叫兄弟?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了,强词夺理的人,是不是非要高调安慰才叫兄弟?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "这么说你兄弟出了事的话你一定要在大庭广众下安慰他的让所有人可怜他才叫兄弟了?" }, { "source": "这么说你兄弟出了事的话你一定要在大庭广众下安慰他的让所有人可怜他才叫兄弟了?", "target": "你的网名和你一样" }, { "source": "咳咳,大姐勾搭学弟是不对的呦", "target": "人家明明是小学姐。。。谁大谁小还说不定啦哼哼哈嘿" }, { "source": "人家明明是小学姐。。。谁大谁小还说不定啦哼哼哈嘿", "target": "你不要再装了……大姐一个……" }, { "source": "穿袄子", "target": "穿秋裤~" }, { "source": "穿秋裤~", "target": "健美裤也行哈哈" }, { "source": "你们好早走吖", "target": "对啊。要赶火车啊" }, { "source": "对啊。要赶火车啊", "target": "卧铺,我们买不到,是站票,坐小板凳" }, { "source": "卧铺,我们买不到,是站票,坐小板凳", "target": "不是吧???站多久啊?" }, { "source": "不是吧???站多久啊?", "target": "没站多久,买了茶坐,到了8点还是被赶出来了" }, { "source": "早安阿婆!早安清新胖玲儿!", "target": "胖纸和清新不搭调" }, { "source": "你俩的语言文字我要梳理下才看懂", "target": "讲真,我一开始看也是有点懵圈的。。。。" }, { "source": "可恶的慧姐", "target": "淡定淡定~" }, { "source": "臭猪。", "target": "臭猪说谁" }, { "source": "臭猪说谁", "target": "大哥。" }, { "source": "大哥。", "target": "废了" }, { "source": "废了", "target": "我废了?" }, { "source": "我废了?", "target": "我说我" }, { "source": "我说我", "target": "身为一个大哥说这种话?" }, { "source": "帅哥", "target": "嗯,可帅了" }, { "source": "我已经跟他们打招呼了。对曹要厚道", "target": "承蒙刘经理关照" }, { "source": "想给他们把袜子穿上光脚是不是不容易摔倒比较安全", "target": "对的,我猜是的。" }, { "source": "多喝血糯米", "target": "回血嘛" }, { "source": "回血嘛", "target": "蹭蹭的回" }, { "source": "怎么突然班级合照?", "target": "也没哟为什么啦突发奇想什么的。。。" }, { "source": "第二天一脸懒", "target": "别说出来" }, { "source": "别说出来", "target": "所以我还给你张这么萌的照片你应该感谢我" }, { "source": "所以我还给你张这么萌的照片你应该感谢我", "target": "大恩不言谢" }, { "source": "大恩不言谢", "target": "实际行动证明就行" }, { "source": "俊啊", "target": "颜色不错,你涂不?" }, { "source": "颜色不错,你涂不?", "target": "不了、两天不到头就掉了" }, { "source": "我们这都很难买到脱脂酸奶", "target": "自制吧" }, { "source": "自制吧", "target": "自制吃不完呢" }, { "source": "有没有人可以告诉我湖南卫视什么时间段播?", "target": "上午" }, { "source": "和我一起锻炼身体吧!", "target": "你现在还去过健身房吗" }, { "source": "你现在还去过健身房吗", "target": "走!一起呀!" }, { "source": "缺什么职位", "target": "前台," }, { "source": "前台,", "target": "身高有要求吗" }, { "source": "印记还在,爱人在哪", "target": "有她的时光是我到达不了的远方!我匆匆赶来,她已静静走开。" }, { "source": "有她的时光是我到达不了的远方!我匆匆赶来,她已静静走开。", "target": "静静在静静等你" }, { "source": "静静在静静等你", "target": "当我想静静的时候,没人告诉我静静在那里" }, { "source": "边上的看客们可以一起呼救把老虎吓跑的,或者扔东西进去,此人是有希望得救的。", "target": "中间隔着很宽的河,东西不可能扔过去的" }, { "source": "明天就要跟鹊鹊见面了激动!", "target": "我觉得我会睡过头哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我觉得我会睡过头哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我在填表格,有点担心明天起不来" }, { "source": "家里挺穷的,今早爸要干活都没吃饭。是这样的情况,家里什么菜都没有,昨天晚上剩了几个素饺子。爸给我热上了,告诉我早点吃,还剩四块钱,一会儿买两块豆腐给我改善伙食。爸去干活了,那个饺子还在", "target": "希望是真的" }, { "source": "希望是真的", "target": "说的没错,是真的" }, { "source": "我只关注头像。。。。头发好多", "target": "08年呢" }, { "source": "08年呢", "target": "7年前我正要高考了。。。‘" }, { "source": "录的时候感冒了,发烧39°,表白敬业甜", "target": "真的好敬业" }, { "source": "男生普遍身高真的1.70吗", "target": "总之能上一米八的没几个" }, { "source": "我低调的飘过〜〜〜", "target": "逮住" }, { "source": "逮住", "target": "我低调的瞪" }, { "source": "我低调的瞪", "target": "吓哭了,翠今儿咋这么猛" }, { "source": "吓哭了,翠今儿咋这么猛", "target": "我才是真正的我" }, { "source": "为何不想起我", "target": "也想你" }, { "source": "说说", "target": "不说" }, { "source": "不说", "target": "小气" }, { "source": "小气", "target": "这叫霸气" }, { "source": "这叫霸气", "target": "你说男人和女人有什么区别?" }, { "source": "你说男人和女人有什么区别?", "target": "比上不足,比下有馀。" }, { "source": "比上不足,比下有馀。", "target": "什么意思?" }, { "source": "什么意思?", "target": "什么什么意思..." }, { "source": "什么什么意思...", "target": "你喜欢男人还是女人?" }, { "source": "你喜欢男人还是女人?", "target": "男男女女不重要用心相爱才重要" }, { "source": "男男女女不重要用心相爱才重要", "target": "那你说怎么才算真心相爱?" }, { "source": "那你说怎么才算真心相爱?", "target": "偶也不知道哦,问老师吧" }, { "source": "最爱焦玛", "target": "给我一个喜欢的理由" }, { "source": "给我一个喜欢的理由", "target": "有点甜" }, { "source": "有点甜", "target": "甜在后面,因为糖在下面" }, { "source": "甜在后面,因为糖在下面", "target": "反正有甜味" }, { "source": "想出国旅游啊~呜呜", "target": "来嘛,快来找我,给我带点火锅底料" }, { "source": "像我这样的成年人还要照顾两个人", "target": "辛苦了" }, { "source": "上面的绿色是什么?", "target": "迷迭香" }, { "source": "迷迭香", "target": "原来就是它" }, { "source": "女主人在哪儿?", "target": "不知道。据说喜鹊是夫妻一起筑巢,可我只见一只来来回回忙活,也许雌鸟已经在孵蛋了呢~" }, { "source": "不知道。据说喜鹊是夫妻一起筑巢,可我只见一只来来回回忙活,也许雌鸟已经在孵蛋了呢~", "target": "我说的是屋主咋不出镜" }, { "source": "我说的是屋主咋不出镜", "target": "晕死!拍个喜鹊窝出哪门子镜…" }, { "source": "好运来了~", "target": "可能是的" }, { "source": "看了照片想夸你年轻了,然后看了二楼", "target": "不要怀疑自己的眼睛我一直都这么年轻" }, { "source": "邓丽君是一代神话,陈妍希超过很难", "target": "是演电视剧,又不是去唱歌" }, { "source": "毛毛爷爷~哪天去你家吃饭吧", "target": "唐老司…您倒不客气昂" }, { "source": "唐老司…您倒不客气昂", "target": "和你为啥要客气" }, { "source": "想做甚", "target": "看书" }, { "source": "你就替我男人约炮着昂,把你拉黑呢", "target": "都是撒跟撒啥~!你好好的~!我麻麻的" }, { "source": "都是撒跟撒啥~!你好好的~!我麻麻的", "target": "你自己看么,你说的哪就哪天约一下么" }, { "source": "你自己看么,你说的哪就哪天约一下么", "target": "你好好的啥" }, { "source": "你好好的啥", "target": "我伤心滴很" }, { "source": "我伤心滴很", "target": "哎呦~!还组成崔崖的狮子了" }, { "source": "新年快乐~明天去河南", "target": "哈哈,欢迎来大荷兰来玩?" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "1000多" }, { "source": "买给你的帽子终于肯戴了", "target": "秀恩爱" }, { "source": "绝对让狐杏儿献茶一曲", "target": "桃李杏鲜花何时开放?" }, { "source": "桃李杏鲜花何时开放?", "target": "桃花刚谢,杏花儿正开呢!" }, { "source": "感谢坚持初心的你,走到现在,和我们相遇", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "金刚熊猫笔记本21HDEP30膳魔师抢到5样,大家表打我", "target": "别惹骂了!等等又被说内部人员!" }, { "source": "吃煎饺还有话说", "target": "开心吗" }, { "source": "开心吗", "target": "我真的一点都不饿" }, { "source": "姐姐,你上班的时候可以随便聊微薄啊", "target": "偷玩的、、" }, { "source": "偷玩的、、", "target": "哈哈,不会被发现啊" }, { "source": "我的SC还没买呢", "target": "SC?" }, { "source": "SC?", "target": "哥。。。SC30。。。安德玛出了这个系列。。。" }, { "source": "哥。。。SC30。。。安德玛出了这个系列。。。", "target": "要不要我给你在识货上来一双啊" }, { "source": "给树木施肥。还打一炮飞机了吧,肥料更足了", "target": "哈哈一定会长出很多小树" }, { "source": "补妆", "target": "感觉没有原始的好" }, { "source": "你有不穿的好看的衣服可以送我", "target": "啥意思呢" }, { "source": "能不那么冲吗!这鞋还没到发售的日期!懂吗,很多人提前一个月就开始排队等了,人家风餐露宿的,自己想想公平吗,用你的良心!", "target": "呵呵呵呵呵呵呵那请你慢慢等好么别在这儿撒泼小朋友请回去好好上课好么" }, { "source": "生日快乐嗷", "target": "好滴,谢谢咯" }, { "source": "那个旅行的游记,真是忘不了的啊", "target": "还记得当时看到这个游记的时候就掉了泪我们的稻米都是一群可爱的宝宝" }, { "source": "羁旅异乡", "target": "乡村爱情变奏曲" }, { "source": "玩友打卡", "target": "打卡" }, { "source": "爱您!", "target": "爱你爱你" }, { "source": "哎!我失眠了!", "target": "哎,学英语学的" }, { "source": "以后鑫哥发达了我就在家当太太相夫教子", "target": "相夫教子就算了开个小卖部磕着瓜子当着包租婆" }, { "source": "相夫教子就算了开个小卖部磕着瓜子当着包租婆", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈也是可以的" }, { "source": "有钱一切都好", "target": "关键是没钱" }, { "source": "冠军是谁", "target": "西安体校什么的" }, { "source": "深夜放个毒", "target": "俺好久没出去开荤了" }, { "source": "好看的照片太多不知道应该怎么发", "target": "要么太美,要么太帅" }, { "source": "为什么你的眼神如此冷酷无情", "target": "因为我是" }, { "source": "因为我是", "target": "你最酷!" }, { "source": "睡一觉接着干", "target": "整别控制" }, { "source": "同里有极限挑战的牌子", "target": "???盘门等到现在没看到人" }, { "source": "???盘门等到现在没看到人", "target": "不会吧,应该快来了吧" }, { "source": "不会吧,应该快来了吧", "target": "希望" }, { "source": "希望", "target": "同里没有一点录制的迹象应该在盘门" }, { "source": "来成都吃", "target": "木有钱" }, { "source": "木有钱", "target": "哈哈哈,感觉全世界的工资都比我高" }, { "source": "没事没事,跟家里人在一起呢", "target": "哦,厉害了,早点回,晚安。" }, { "source": "荧光棒是和他一起同行的人借的,本来说要买但是我说我可以借你们用,他就借走了。花花拿着摇了一会儿,然后那个男生就还给我了,并没有用很久。", "target": "我想知道花旁边那个同行的男的是谁" }, { "source": "我想知道花旁边那个同行的男的是谁", "target": "助理" }, { "source": "出门左拐", "target": "这么乐于助人,博主真是善良" }, { "source": "节奏控受不了了,要去改节奏了", "target": "哪里有问题" }, { "source": "我想你了", "target": "我想他了很想很想" }, { "source": "炫富帖", "target": "你也富," }, { "source": "小黑", "target": "我妈真的生气了,怎么办。狗狗我还没养够。" }, { "source": "我妈真的生气了,怎么办。狗狗我还没养够。", "target": "你伤的严重?" }, { "source": "你那么成熟懂事,", "target": "辣必须" }, { "source": "辣必须", "target": "是不是因为心疼你的人很少" }, { "source": "是不是因为心疼你的人很少", "target": "竟然在这等着我是木有人木有人有人人" }, { "source": "江南在友的笔下好美啊", "target": "江南,太美。" }, { "source": "小朋友不是教计算机的吗", "target": "谁说的" }, { "source": "谁说的", "target": "你教语文的吗" }, { "source": "工作了?", "target": "试试,然后发现我实在是不想干。" }, { "source": "青椒他们在为你争吵?", "target": "额~~~这个~~好像是~~....." }, { "source": "上次看到的刘海呢", "target": "假的呀哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看到别的小朋友笑他感觉有点心疼", "target": "后面笑的孩子以后肯定没出息,一辈子待在山沟里!" }, { "source": "穿白裤显你腿白吗", "target": "关你毛线事" }, { "source": "一换手机就开心", "target": "又被你发现了" }, { "source": "最近我也正在度过比较黑暗的几个月,可惜我在减肥,还不能猛吃猛喝来消除负面的情绪", "target": "黑暗过后即光明" }, { "source": "心疼头发都白了", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "不要任性好吗", "target": "哈哈哈,青春无敌霹雳美少女都是这样的" }, { "source": "我能转发再艾特我老公吗", "target": "可以啊" }, { "source": "要不要一起啊,我也准备找", "target": "你在哪里?" }, { "source": "据说文科生最NB的地方就是在看不懂题目的情况下,还有写不完的废话", "target": "哈哈,完全没看懂,还是文思如泉涌" }, { "source": "新年快乐亲爱的!!!", "target": "新年快乐哟" }, { "source": "我爱你竟然坚持那么久好好休息", "target": "抱抱昨晚扭的不错哟" }, { "source": "平安健康幸福最好。", "target": "就是,希望你幸福" }, { "source": "就是,希望你幸福", "target": "多谢,多谢" }, { "source": "你酒瘾是有多大,回头告诉你老妈", "target": "你那么晚不睡也没得好" }, { "source": "你那么晚不睡也没得好", "target": "我那是从医院回来晚了" }, { "source": "结棍", "target": "这回真没想法了" }, { "source": "好想去蹭课不过师兄呀有点乱呢看的我都想替你收拾下", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "一边假惺惺道歉,一边群里内涵,脸都不要了", "target": "你是说那个陆什么吗" }, { "source": "以前还看过一新闻说直播扔单车结果被抓了", "target": "那是傻的" }, { "source": "八合里海记欢迎你", "target": "比较好奇你是怎么看到的" }, { "source": "比较好奇你是怎么看到的", "target": "突然刷到的!欢迎来总店吃,给你打折!" }, { "source": "突然刷到的!欢迎来总店吃,给你打折!", "target": "哈哈哈哈好" }, { "source": "最近心事很多啊我的学妹", "target": "最近干嘛这么关心我啊,学长" }, { "source": "好安逸啊!!我想买好多东西,突然发现穷得发慌,因为赚不到钱", "target": "喊你过来吃饭呢,你不来" }, { "source": "昨晚四点过饿醒", "target": "今晚开始夜聊?" }, { "source": "化疗中的我好羡慕你的人生,不求有你过得这么精彩,只求一切平安顺利就行!", "target": "加油加油~会好起来的" }, { "source": "一生一个孟子坤", "target": "一个孟子坤就够了" }, { "source": "竹子极度爱好者!!", "target": "你的语言和你的名字一样“透人心”" }, { "source": "豆沙也很棒啊啊!", "target": "好喜欢甜的!其实自己做口感和外面没有差多少啊!而且无添加更健康!" }, { "source": "好喜欢甜的!其实自己做口感和外面没有差多少啊!而且无添加更健康!", "target": "表情发错了" }, { "source": "表情发错了", "target": "没事没事我懂你的意思就行啦~" }, { "source": "发生了什么事情?咳咳~", "target": "小事小事……莫担心……" }, { "source": "你没发现温柔后面是我的脸吗", "target": "哦?在哪里在哪里" }, { "source": "藏好刀要干啥!", "target": "不剁手了!最近买了黑店家的衣服,要揭不开锅了" }, { "source": "不剁手了!最近买了黑店家的衣服,要揭不开锅了", "target": "哪家黑店。。" }, { "source": "时间把万物煮成雨水,浇灌了它们复盖旧时的灿烂。", "target": "可是时间也让毛毛虫蜕变成蝴蝶,让珍珠有闪光那天" }, { "source": "秋冻冻,春捂捂哦!伢嘞", "target": "不听老人言,吃亏在眼前哦,老人家" }, { "source": "哎~~~~青春无价", "target": "对啊,爱惜身体" }, { "source": "对啊,爱惜身体", "target": "是啊!好好生活,有一个人爱的人就是最幸福的了" }, { "source": "顺便带上即将发霉的我吧", "target": "你和你那已经发霉的姐没约起?" }, { "source": "你和你那已经发霉的姐没约起?", "target": "我那已经发霉的姐知道我是谁么" }, { "source": "偶尔就会怀念过去,梦见青春年少时暗恋的那个他,梦里总是看不清他的脸", "target": "有美好的记忆就有继续生活下去的勇气啊" }, { "source": "有美好的记忆就有继续生活下去的勇气啊", "target": "也许是生活太难,所以就会总想着以前吧,换个话说就是过的不好才会担心未来" }, { "source": "谁让你穿辣么少~4不4撒~", "target": "西宁的天气肿么样" }, { "source": "求平头", "target": "好像只能想想了" }, { "source": "好像只能想想了", "target": "嗯现在基本能确定不是了" }, { "source": "嗯现在基本能确定不是了", "target": "这个以后估计都不会剪了吧除非剧情需要。" }, { "source": "天天换名字……难怪惹不起", "target": "恳请姐姐赐名,以后都不改了。" }, { "source": "真有啊当然是软妹纸天天都接触女汉纸当然得换口味啦", "target": "呃。。。现成的妹纸没有,不过我会帮你留意的" }, { "source": "明天有空不", "target": "明天去天津。。。等回来的吧" }, { "source": "明天去天津。。。等回来的吧", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你俩好欢乐", "target": "哈哈哈逗比欢乐多" }, { "source": "广网资格赛第二天,羊城的网球热情让我感动,能来现场的,都是真球迷啊!", "target": "这是二号场的观众席嘛?我也去了耶,坐在索伊鲁的教练后边" }, { "source": "这是二号场的观众席嘛?我也去了耶,坐在索伊鲁的教练后边", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "咋个天天跟你的小冉帅混在一起哦", "target": "因为他总是缠着我" }, { "source": "因为他总是缠着我", "target": "他又想泡妹子了" }, { "source": "回国带你去家养发的''很不错''有针对调发的", "target": "在三亚呢还是海口呢还是武汉呢" }, { "source": "在三亚呢还是海口呢还是武汉呢", "target": "三亚海口都有''武汉就不知道有没有咯'''我得查下'''连锁的''应该是有" }, { "source": "谁还敢去你家做客啊", "target": "就你心怀鬼胎" }, { "source": "有心机", "target": "啥子意思讲清楚" }, { "source": "啥子意思讲清楚", "target": "我会告诉她的" }, { "source": "我会告诉她的", "target": "我不告诉你她看着我发的" }, { "source": "纳尼,还会自己买吃的", "target": "她会捡钱。。" }, { "source": "举手了", "target": "来,走起。啥时候有空?" }, { "source": "大清早起来你给我看的什么", "target": "看好吃的" }, { "source": "我也想跟女神姐姐约麻将", "target": "回去打你游戏吧" }, { "source": "为什么要有离开都说为了下一次相遇可是谁又能保证下一次的缘分不是转瞬即逝呢", "target": "因为要回家啊。。。" }, { "source": "因为要回家啊。。。", "target": "我知道呀我是想说人与人之间的为什么一定要离开" }, { "source": "我知道呀我是想说人与人之间的为什么一定要离开", "target": "因为。。。其实好复杂噢。。好多种原因呢生活总是跟想象有偏差安慰人的说法就是离开为了更好的相遇。" }, { "source": "因为。。。其实好复杂噢。。好多种原因呢生活总是跟想象有偏差安慰人的说法就是离开为了更好的相遇。", "target": "是呀离开多了都不知道怎么面对下次相遇了" }, { "source": "原来霸王花就是昙花?吖LAW你家的花真多`", "target": "经百度查实!!霸王花不是昙花!我错了!!" }, { "source": "男生真的喜欢气质好长得美的女生吗对我们这种普通的女生一点都不感兴趣吗", "target": "大家都喜欢接近美的,但不代表普通的就没有被关注的资格,一个有爱的行为举止也是能得到异性的关注与好感的" }, { "source": "大家都喜欢接近美的,但不代表普通的就没有被关注的资格,一个有爱的行为举止也是能得到异性的关注与好感的", "target": "我很爱猫算有爱吧" }, { "source": "我很爱猫算有爱吧", "target": "当然算,然后出现一个发现有爱的你的他" }, { "source": "当然算,然后出现一个发现有爱的你的他", "target": "哇想想好幸福呦" }, { "source": "哇塞,用爱疯的人呀,是土豪金嘛?", "target": "小心我挠你~" }, { "source": "小心我挠你~", "target": "白富美就是白富美,土豪就是土豪呀" }, { "source": "上个月在农场干的超级辛苦一天一顿饭还是胖了五六斤好气!", "target": "是不是那一顿饭吃的太多了……因为越饿就吃的越多!在家躺着不咋饿,也不咋吃,就会瘦。我每次都是周末吃的少,体重掉的最多" }, { "source": "是不是那一顿饭吃的太多了……因为越饿就吃的越多!在家躺着不咋饿,也不咋吃,就会瘦。我每次都是周末吃的少,体重掉的最多", "target": "没有…我吃的很少我是吃一点就很胀的那种身边同事也都胖了!!" }, { "source": "没有…我吃的很少我是吃一点就很胀的那种身边同事也都胖了!!", "target": "别吃猪肉!" }, { "source": "直接杀克蒙自了说", "target": "??有显示?" }, { "source": "我喜欢女生但我不知道怎么和好朋友坦白", "target": "真正的好朋友会支持你的选择的加油" }, { "source": "好同志!", "target": "好基友" }, { "source": "我看到第一张照片以后嗯你明天完了", "target": "我本来想删的,可是你给我发完那张没有脸的照片之后我就决定还是留下来比较好" }, { "source": "想到你刚刚上大学时也是提前到没开门", "target": "四年前。。。我可是提前了好几天" }, { "source": "偷吃了什么好料", "target": "放学回家一定要吃辣条和麻辣烫啊" }, { "source": "放学回家一定要吃辣条和麻辣烫啊", "target": "边走边吃鸡排....到家刚好吃完然后说今天不饿" }, { "source": "这片确实火爆,朋友圈被刷屏了简直!!跑去电影院,竟然满场!!!!准备晚上去看", "target": "我身边的人也都去看了~" }, { "source": "考研吗?", "target": "不考研的话,你有什么特别想要做的事情吗?如果你也不知道该干什么,考研去接触更多的人和事,在这段过程中慢慢找到自己的方向,在毕业前计划好自己的职业规划。" }, { "source": "不考研的话,你有什么特别想要做的事情吗?如果你也不知道该干什么,考研去接触更多的人和事,在这段过程中慢慢找到自己的方向,在毕业前计划好自己的职业规划。", "target": "最怕读完研还不知道要干啥,而且工资不高" }, { "source": "……王嘉尔不能吃辣椒,请你做个人,已经不是不能吃,而是他对辣椒过敏的程度", "target": "摔傻了肯定" }, { "source": "袜垫垫也要潮。。。。你真潮", "target": "我是从内到外的都要渴望潮起来啊~" }, { "source": "去学哭怎么哭让人更同情", "target": "你有能耐这辈子都别哭" }, { "source": "早餐吃好", "target": "简单快手" }, { "source": "你干嘛去管别人的闲事?看来你工作还不够忙?", "target": "我管了吗?那你干嘛来管我的闲事呢?" }, { "source": "我管了吗?那你干嘛来管我的闲事呢?", "target": "我那么闲当然有时间来管,你那么忙就做好自己工作呗!最近好像你不用加班了!" }, { "source": "我那么闲当然有时间来管,你那么忙就做好自己工作呗!最近好像你不用加班了!", "target": "说得好像我二十四小时都在工作另外1我没指名道姓说是谁2我没跑到那里去说别人3我也没说是什么事这样如果叫多管闲事那我无话可说" }, { "source": "说得好像我二十四小时都在工作另外1我没指名道姓说是谁2我没跑到那里去说别人3我也没说是什么事这样如果叫多管闲事那我无话可说", "target": "你倒是来管管我呀!我才是需要被人关注的人" }, { "source": "你倒是来管管我呀!我才是需要被人关注的人", "target": "没兴趣" }, { "source": "没兴趣", "target": "你就关心好看的!哼!讨厌!" }, { "source": "万茜现在算不算很红", "target": "不算吧" }, { "source": "还不睡???", "target": "还早..." }, { "source": "还早...", "target": "您的晚是多久??" }, { "source": "您的晚是多久??", "target": "--..玩累之后..." }, { "source": "--..玩累之后...", "target": "。。。这么说,你是要到天亮咯??" }, { "source": "。。。这么说,你是要到天亮咯??", "target": "不会啦...最多一点.." }, { "source": "今天又忙到现在", "target": "挤!" }, { "source": "挤!", "target": "旺旺总响都要怒了" }, { "source": "旺旺总响都要怒了", "target": "静音" }, { "source": "一个人吃饭有点冷", "target": "一个人睡觉也是" }, { "source": "老毕连莫吉托都不喝了没劲", "target": "下次给老毕泡枸杞茶吧" }, { "source": "小城故事多。", "target": "充满喜和乐" }, { "source": "充满喜和乐", "target": "你去的不是直播生活里播的那个案子吧" }, { "source": "你去的不是直播生活里播的那个案子吧", "target": "不是,不是。" }, { "source": "哥哥你还不知足啊我这都7个月了才500多", "target": "好吧,呵呵" }, { "source": "我要用我的网给你留个言。哈哈哈。", "target": "大喜事" }, { "source": "吃饭了不跟你贫了", "target": "去去去别在这儿用美食诱惑了" }, { "source": "去去去别在这儿用美食诱惑了", "target": "来嘛尝一个来嘛" }, { "source": "来嘛尝一个来嘛", "target": "不不不不不不……满屏的不不不不不不不不不不不不" }, { "source": "芽儿好帅的衣服哦", "target": "人帅才是重点" }, { "source": "一位笑星小品提及过呀,寓意是学历潜,木有文化此一词是句玩笑话", "target": "我要做饭了,没空跟你聊了。" }, { "source": "我要做饭了,没空跟你聊了。", "target": "快去吧" }, { "source": "小明加油希望你膝盖没事哦", "target": "没关系,摔倒了也要漂亮的站起来!" }, { "source": "没关系,摔倒了也要漂亮的站起来!", "target": "摔倒了不站起来搁那趴着啊" }, { "source": "摔倒了不站起来搁那趴着啊", "target": "我的重点在于“漂亮的”站起来你至于这么抬杠吗?看把你闲的" }, { "source": "大概12小时前,我还在思考要不要去大理,想想假期太短,还是算了吧!下次去前,找你问问攻略", "target": "哈哈哈我的攻略就是跟团路线" }, { "source": "呃我想问一个问题为什么戴口罩要把把鼻子露出来", "target": "因为只是口罩!" }, { "source": "要上班了,好好歇两天!", "target": "下学期想想就晕死了,不知忙成什么样。" }, { "source": "下学期想想就晕死了,不知忙成什么样。", "target": "没事,车到山前必有路!" }, { "source": "没事,车到山前必有路!", "target": "是啊,也不去想,想想都怵头。" }, { "source": "晚安,亲", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "护手霜是亮点,你个大老粗应该不是自己买的吧,妹子送的??", "target": "你少来你还说送我护手霜得来到现在我都没看到" }, { "source": "你少来你还说送我护手霜得来到现在我都没看到", "target": "那一定要快点碰个头,东西我还放了该来" }, { "source": "你不发照片,改这名都不认识你了,你的艺兴不要了", "target": "要的要的,我一点儿都不贪心" }, { "source": "听说分配对象?", "target": "分配" }, { "source": "分配", "target": "可以可以" }, { "source": "家里也急招水泥工", "target": "你闲人一个,直接上啦" }, { "source": "结婚啦?", "target": "是哦" }, { "source": "期待期待期待还是期待啊7号还好遥远的额样子", "target": "我觉得时间太快,存稿太慢" }, { "source": "小日子过得好哦", "target": "全是零食还过得好。都没肉" }, { "source": "要去旅游?", "target": "已经出来2天了。" }, { "source": "已经出来2天了。", "target": "啊这样好好玩挺羡慕啊" }, { "source": "啊这样好好玩挺羡慕啊", "target": "想多了。好玩我早就刷屏了。" }, { "source": "想多了。好玩我早就刷屏了。", "target": "是说玩的尽兴哈哈" }, { "source": "是说玩的尽兴哈哈", "target": "好玩都谈不上了还谈何的尽兴。。。不过要谢谢你的好意。。。" }, { "source": "好玩都谈不上了还谈何的尽兴。。。不过要谢谢你的好意。。。", "target": "恩可能现在人多吧之前去的杭州是很让我再去的!" }, { "source": "看完想拉黑系列", "target": "我是那种看起来太浪了以前的同学问我“你居然还在读书啊你居然是学医的啊”" }, { "source": "我是那种看起来太浪了以前的同学问我“你居然还在读书啊你居然是学医的啊”", "target": "哈哈哈哈,那请问你当时的内心有何想法" }, { "source": "你们学校好漂亮", "target": "那是当然啦,要来玩不" }, { "source": "那是当然啦,要来玩不", "target": "好远,懒得动" }, { "source": "好远,懒得动", "target": "有多远!!!" }, { "source": "转身踹与侧踹的区别在于,有扭转身体产生的动量,可以理解为蓄力更长威力更大,但要达到这一点,就要在旋转的末段踹中,而不是转停了再踹。这样就只剩踹的力没有转的力。还浪费了转身的时间造成更大的破绽。【还有个细节头其实应该比身体先一步从背面转到正面来看着,减少目光离开目标的时间", "target": "嗯,,,我也只是随便勾了下,没有考虑得太多,谢谢指点,以后有机会一定好好研究" }, { "source": "嗯,,,我也只是随便勾了下,没有考虑得太多,谢谢指点,以后有机会一定好好研究", "target": "谈不上指点,我只是三脚猫,只是交流~" }, { "source": "已经到家啦?", "target": "晚上再回去," }, { "source": "晚上再回去,", "target": "这么说周日来不了咯?" }, { "source": "反正我就笑笑不说话了她很瘦长得一般吧跟我说话总是有点弯酸反正不喜欢还好我就要走了有时候怀疑她是不是情商低", "target": "不喜欢的人太多了,烦烦烦,反正也不用给太好脸色" }, { "source": "果断最爱", "target": "哎呀,太有缘了,我也特别特别喜欢亚洲王子呢,这几天都在看他的电视剧。你是泰州哪的啊?" }, { "source": "哎呀,太有缘了,我也特别特别喜欢亚洲王子呢,这几天都在看他的电视剧。你是泰州哪的啊?", "target": "兴化" }, { "source": "兴化", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "哇!今天刚好我生日,我名字里也有月", "target": "生日快乐啊" }, { "source": "羡慕你", "target": "还是会弹钢琴的比较值得羡慕" }, { "source": "我。我赌巴萨", "target": "哈哈巴萨确实是太空队太牛啦不过我喜欢皇马章鱼哥也选皇马" }, { "source": "塞车无聊吗", "target": "从小老师也加倍认真" }, { "source": "从小老师也加倍认真", "target": "来教导我步过红绿灯" }, { "source": "快递可以送,空投必须舔", "target": "舔完了被人击倒舔你的盒子不是更气" }, { "source": "你竟然要练车???晕车不是???", "target": "他们说总要有车的啊,不学怎么办" }, { "source": "他们说总要有车的啊,不学怎么办", "target": "心疼你" }, { "source": "我也想叫,但叫车太复杂了。你们可以帮助我?", "target": "点击叫车不困难呀" }, { "source": "点击叫车不困难呀", "target": "我可以自己点?" }, { "source": "电话摆在这了接不接", "target": "立马给你接起来" }, { "source": "生疏了还赞", "target": "你管我" }, { "source": "你俩吃啥好东西呢", "target": "在南锣鼓巷,喝酒啦," }, { "source": "在南锣鼓巷,喝酒啦,", "target": "呜呜呜我也要~~~!!!!" }, { "source": "呜呜呜我也要~~~!!!!", "target": "抱抱!想你!" }, { "source": "你好,我也在交大", "target": "真的啊,我也在" }, { "source": "你们要彻夜欢谈", "target": "是的,明早要早起,简直崩溃" }, { "source": "是的,明早要早起,简直崩溃", "target": "最厉害什么时候结婚呀" }, { "source": "最厉害什么时候结婚呀", "target": "待定哎,如果结也只是领个证" }, { "source": "待定哎,如果结也只是领个证", "target": "不办了么你麻麻不是说让你儿童节领证" }, { "source": "不办了么你麻麻不是说让你儿童节领证", "target": "哈哈,到时候看啦" }, { "source": "又是一个爱上咖啡的鞋子!", "target": "你也爱上了?" }, { "source": "你也爱上了?", "target": "我一直都爱哈" }, { "source": "我一直都爱哈", "target": "原来一直过的高品味的生活" }, { "source": "原来一直过的高品味的生活", "target": "哪里哪里,多数时候都是在办公室喝速溶的" }, { "source": "敢不敢强硬一点的回我个?????", "target": "无畏的回个" }, { "source": "我要结婚了", "target": "她已经8-12晚上离开了" }, { "source": "她已经8-12晚上离开了", "target": "离开了??" }, { "source": "师姐,我想请问腌制盐是粗盐吗?可以泡脚吗?", "target": "就是很大一颗的那种" }, { "source": "就是很大一颗的那种", "target": "是相比食用盐大颗一些,但是包装写的是腌制盐。不知道能用吗?" }, { "source": "是相比食用盐大颗一些,但是包装写的是腌制盐。不知道能用吗?", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "可以", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "什么时候发你和对象的合影?", "target": "等我有对象了" }, { "source": "这个家真是温暖", "target": "宅家养病" }, { "source": "足浴盆是吗?其实都差不多", "target": "是的阿因为牌子太多不放心阿" }, { "source": "我去~~干嘛干嘛", "target": "没事啊亲~三姨爹来了的。" }, { "source": "没事啊亲~三姨爹来了的。", "target": "哇撒神马时候来的?" }, { "source": "哇撒神马时候来的?", "target": "昨天晚上我去接的。" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "嗯嗯,一份很看中的工作,已经到复试了。。求好运。。。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,一份很看中的工作,已经到复试了。。求好运。。。", "target": "哪个单位,祝你好运" }, { "source": "你就别穿高跟的啦……", "target": "这个是平底的,而且不算高啊!遇见了告诉我一声啊" }, { "source": "悉尼温度比墨尔本的高但是两个城市昼夜温差都挺大的最好带一件袄然后其他衣服就春秋装", "target": "哦哦哦能穿露腿腿的长裙嘛?" }, { "source": "大哥哥身材就是好", "target": "这还好呢啊" }, { "source": "这还好呢啊", "target": "脱掉身材就更加好了" }, { "source": "一天走完,棒棒嗒", "target": "今天看到你上课好认真!" }, { "source": "今天看到你上课好认真!", "target": "我是偶尔认真,你是一直都认真" }, { "source": "哪个花店,我喜欢那抹绿色", "target": "你是济宁的亲嘛?" }, { "source": "你是济宁的亲嘛?", "target": "是呀,住南刘庄" }, { "source": "大龄妇女生日快乐", "target": "21老阿姨了吗" }, { "source": "易家人", "target": "一家人" }, { "source": "一家人", "target": "嗯一家人" }, { "source": "如果在电视上见到告诉我哦", "target": "好的一定告诉你的" }, { "source": "好的一定告诉你的", "target": "哈哈哈好看不" }, { "source": "哈哈哈好看不", "target": "我回到很多次了呀好看的阿" }, { "source": "我回到很多次了呀好看的阿", "target": "哈哈哈你说好看那肯定天仙一样了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你说好看那肯定天仙一样了", "target": "快加速呀" }, { "source": "你又在撩我的妹!", "target": "才没有" }, { "source": "才没有", "target": "你故意的!" }, { "source": "你故意的!", "target": "不是遮住了么" }, { "source": "老婆?天气冷了?", "target": "不是,心冷了" }, { "source": "好可爱的猫", "target": "是呀还抓虫子呢" }, { "source": "你赶紧去医院看看吧,天天发烧不行", "target": "不行是得看看" }, { "source": "被你养的狗也很可怜的", "target": "我不养,送人了" }, { "source": "话说你穿那么凉快干什么?你以为你在厦门吗?还有为何要坐地板?把地板坐脏了怎么办?", "target": "地板不怕,不怕啦" }, { "source": "翠翠,赶紧的吧,阿姨和叔叔急了", "target": "呀!好好的" }, { "source": "要结婚了吗", "target": "没有啊,只是看装修,没有对象结婚" }, { "source": "没有啊,只是看装修,没有对象结婚", "target": "彼此彼此" }, { "source": "还真没有。。。。不过你要说收获还真有一条由于我不喜欢云南的饮食所以我去那瘦了3斤。。", "target": "哎,下次记得叫上我" }, { "source": "哎,下次记得叫上我", "target": "你也想减肥呀?" }, { "source": "你也想减肥呀?", "target": "汗,当然是艳遇咯!" }, { "source": "汗,当然是艳遇咯!", "target": "你应该和男生去才能找到艳遇" }, { "source": "你应该和男生去才能找到艳遇", "target": "错,和一个女生去比较好打掩护啊!" }, { "source": "错,和一个女生去比较好打掩护啊!", "target": "你不是去艳遇的嘛当然是没有掩护好呀" }, { "source": "姐你不刚劝过我嘛,没事,肯定会雨过天晴的", "target": "可是最近乌云有点多,有点重,有点不知道怎么走的感觉" }, { "source": "可是最近乌云有点多,有点重,有点不知道怎么走的感觉", "target": "其实我特能知道这种感觉,不过我觉得现在难过肯定是命运有他的安排,不是迷信呀,没准现在就不适合你,适合你的还需要等" }, { "source": "其实我特能知道这种感觉,不过我觉得现在难过肯定是命运有他的安排,不是迷信呀,没准现在就不适合你,适合你的还需要等", "target": "对,我现在也特别相信路都是命运安排好的,遇见什么人,最后是什么结局也是安排好的。我现在也许只是需要一个指示" }, { "source": "对,我现在也特别相信路都是命运安排好的,遇见什么人,最后是什么结局也是安排好的。我现在也许只是需要一个指示", "target": "是的呗,暂时的迷茫,一切等你找到工作之后全云散了" }, { "source": "是的呗,暂时的迷茫,一切等你找到工作之后全云散了", "target": "现在就是工作很迷茫嘛" }, { "source": "现在就是工作很迷茫嘛", "target": "这我还真不知道咋说,不过现在无论你自己的时候还是面试,千万自信啊,不能不自己打败!!" }, { "source": "大二是我最爱的时光", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "你有这种感觉不?!" }, { "source": "你有这种感觉不?!", "target": "还好就是有时候挺烦工作的" }, { "source": "雪景很美啦", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "其实你穿裙子好看", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "必须的", "target": "毕竟女神" }, { "source": "毕竟女神", "target": "低调低调" }, { "source": "胖泰穿白色衣服显瘦", "target": "不是白衣服显瘦吗" }, { "source": "不是白衣服显瘦吗", "target": "对啊,白色衣服显瘦啊,胖泰不适合黑色的,黑色看上去胖" }, { "source": "云南公司的小孔雀,一个时代啊", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "月月你要瘦成一道闪电吗", "target": "嘻嘻怕了吗!" }, { "source": "我好久来桃花运啊", "target": "不太有" }, { "source": "新年快乐。", "target": "恭喜发财哒哒美哒哒" }, { "source": "放假了?", "target": "还没有,只是呆在办公室里没事情做了" }, { "source": "下小雨,体育课不上咯,回宿舍睡觉", "target": "俺这也要下雨了" }, { "source": "哇,甲鱼腌,好补啊~", "target": "我感觉是熊掌呢?" }, { "source": "我感觉是熊掌呢?", "target": "应该是甲鱼的壳吧?" }, { "source": "应该是甲鱼的壳吧?", "target": "哦好难看嘿嘿" }, { "source": "来来来也和姐姐说说端午回去吗", "target": "不回去呢!你不在岳阳陪屈原啊?" }, { "source": "不回去呢!你不在岳阳陪屈原啊?", "target": "你还是如此聪明" }, { "source": "厨房很忙叫外卖啊!送到车上", "target": "这生意做的、送到义乌怎么样?" }, { "source": "这生意做的、送到义乌怎么样?", "target": "你给车费,就好啊" }, { "source": "你给车费,就好啊", "target": "好说,不回家?" }, { "source": "好说,不回家?", "target": "嗯啊,不喜欢回家" }, { "source": "开封灌汤包好次", "target": "我下车呀" }, { "source": "我下车呀", "target": "吃完回来" }, { "source": "我想蹭你放不下的奖品", "target": "没有放不下的" }, { "source": "男未婚女未嫁的,颜值都在线谁会不喜欢呢,反正我是喜欢的", "target": "捆上了就撕不下了,一辈子带飞这个公交车" }, { "source": "捆上了就撕不下了,一辈子带飞这个公交车", "target": "骂女孩子公交车就过分了吧走好不送啊" }, { "source": "真不知道哪儿来的碰瓷的,碰瓷找错人了吧", "target": "怎么了,谁又碰瓷了" }, { "source": "怎么了,谁又碰瓷了", "target": "广场上这么多碰瓷的" }, { "source": "广场上这么多碰瓷的", "target": "我刚刚看了一下,是不是有个101的" }, { "source": "唇膏多钱", "target": "85/极润95" }, { "source": "85/极润95", "target": "多少克的啊!" }, { "source": "多少克的啊!", "target": "2.2" }, { "source": "去图书馆打酱油啊", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "彪呼呼的,满世界就它一个!", "target": "妈妈看见了奥" }, { "source": "妈妈看见了奥", "target": "儿子,妈妈好想你啊" }, { "source": "你最喜欢的电影?", "target": "海洋天堂和忠犬八公" }, { "source": "海洋天堂和忠犬八公", "target": "燃情岁月?" }, { "source": "正在训练中,雪还在地上趴着呢!", "target": "她怎么了???" }, { "source": "她怎么了???", "target": "她在训练呢,有趴地下的动作!" }, { "source": "三姐真的很白!", "target": "你们都不跟我PS一下的!!" }, { "source": "最后成功的时候有成功提醒吗", "target": "有的,现在可能不行了,一年只能改一次" }, { "source": "有的,现在可能不行了,一年只能改一次", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "今年的龙舟水没下雨了,", "target": "后面老天会补给你。今年端午本身也偏早" }, { "source": "后面老天会补给你。今年端午本身也偏早", "target": "但是预报,要么就在粤西要么就珠三角,到了粤东就没雨了" }, { "source": "今天", "target": "时间呢" }, { "source": "时间呢", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "不知道", "target": "我还要出门很纠结了" }, { "source": "来吧来吧24", "target": "位置绝佳呀你" }, { "source": "位置绝佳呀你", "target": "那是必须的" }, { "source": "那是必须的", "target": "平了呀!!" }, { "source": "跟我看日剧吧", "target": "跟你要结婚的那个?" }, { "source": "今晚是三集吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "嘿嘿,谢谢亲。。。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,谢谢亲。。。", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "你又没有女朋友,肯定是想去看女孩的。", "target": "你看不见啊!校园十大歌手决赛" }, { "source": "你看不见啊!校园十大歌手决赛", "target": "你去那里干嘛。又不唱。" }, { "source": "秒赞", "target": "秒回" }, { "source": "秒回", "target": "哇,好厉害" }, { "source": "嗷呜~学姐好美呀", "target": "学姐已经老了以后是你们的天下" }, { "source": "幼师好赞喵~", "target": "赞什么呀,一群熊孩子" }, { "source": "劈椰子能行不", "target": "你白是不是恨我凯" }, { "source": "小师弟你努力啊", "target": "我会努力的" }, { "source": "你真的喜欢过我吗?你真的了解过我吗?也许没有吧", "target": "喜欢哪有那么简单?" }, { "source": "喜欢哪有那么简单?", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "钱哪里来", "target": "如果有一两个同伴那就更不错了" }, { "source": "如果有一两个同伴那就更不错了", "target": "天真你安安心心赚够钱再和你的女朋友去吧" }, { "source": "土豪啊", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "天气好好看", "target": "就是热" }, { "source": "你还没走?", "target": "今晚55" }, { "source": "今晚55", "target": "一路顺风" }, { "source": "一路顺风", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "吼吼吼,迪丽热巴", "target": "我的热巴" }, { "source": "不戴帽子不认识了快", "target": "我看着他长大了6年,化成灰都认得" }, { "source": "我看着他长大了6年,化成灰都认得", "target": "哈哈哈黑灰灰会发挥" }, { "source": "哈哈哈黑灰灰会发挥", "target": "他的外号叫黑粗你知道吗" }, { "source": "他的外号叫黑粗你知道吗", "target": "我还好不知道吓死了" }, { "source": "我还好不知道吓死了", "target": "这下你知道了" }, { "source": "这下你知道了", "target": "还好毕业早" }, { "source": "还好毕业早", "target": "现在他好像也不在了" }, { "source": "现在他好像也不在了", "target": "弄撒去了" }, { "source": "我明天下来本来晚上来的明天见个面好类每天电影看看有趣死了哦", "target": "我明天要喝满月酒的" }, { "source": "我明天要喝满月酒的", "target": "我也要喝啊你哪里?" }, { "source": "我们两情相悦!", "target": "我们不早就在一起了" }, { "source": "我们不早就在一起了", "target": "对哦!别忘了纪念日!" }, { "source": "什么时候来长沙玩啊", "target": "应该放寒假以后吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "整天跟文献谈恋爱还想找别的对象?", "target": "只约学术没有任何苟且的想法" }, { "source": "只约学术没有任何苟且的想法", "target": "优秀!一个贯穿你一生的词语" }, { "source": "这茬怎么都是咳嗽嗓子哑呢", "target": "不仅准!这几个月来的比好朋友都勤,连续感冒" }, { "source": "请慢慢适应我们", "target": "受不鸟" }, { "source": "受不鸟", "target": "哈哈哈哈看钱累" }, { "source": "想问哥哥们这次有签名版的吗???", "target": "有的" }, { "source": "我明天也要吃这个,不加糖可以嘛,还是加点红糖吧", "target": "我不爱吃啊,不好吃,等我打碎了试试" }, { "source": "肿么了?失眠啊你这个时间没在睡觉。", "target": "整夜没睡!!!估计今天的课不上课!" }, { "source": "重聚也是为了分离.", "target": "我在看爱情公寓。里面难得说这么哲理的话。您老是为什么感慨啊" }, { "source": "我在看爱情公寓。里面难得说这么哲理的话。您老是为什么感慨啊", "target": "最近感慨比较多." }, { "source": "最近感慨比较多.", "target": "呦呦。。不像你作风啊" }, { "source": "哪里的自助餐?消费如何?是啊!收到我发比你的东莞回校信息么?", "target": "南城的。200一位。" }, { "source": "看来我最乖了你爸妈超级年轻哎……估计你也比我年轻", "target": "不。。。。您还是小屁孩,我比你大。" }, { "source": "你是风儿我是啥", "target": "你是哈哈哈" }, { "source": "垃圾,感觉里面是泡沫。", "target": "都是硅胶" }, { "source": "祝福祝福", "target": "谢谢你的祝福哦" }, { "source": "等我开学!!!!", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "昨天有老干妈说去基地没看到萌萌,可能没出外场", "target": "好像看到萌萌是上午出来的" }, { "source": "好像看到萌萌是上午出来的", "target": "萌萌现在在哪个场地啊" }, { "source": "我们南方人放白糖也不能理解北方人放辣椒", "target": "放白糖吃什么味?清淡?" }, { "source": "放白糖吃什么味?清淡?", "target": "甜啊" }, { "source": "甜啊", "target": "那直接吃白糖不好?" }, { "source": "那直接吃白糖不好?", "target": "那你们怎么不直接吃盐啊要的是那个味儿" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊我男人终于出现了", "target": "我是真的爱你啊" }, { "source": "你换个头像", "target": "换了他还不一样可以换" }, { "source": "换了他还不一样可以换", "target": "我那个就跟死了一样,再也没有动静……" }, { "source": "我也纳闷不是说新款雾面的吗可我打开和原来的一模一样", "target": "但是新的不如以前旧的好用的" }, { "source": "新年快乐哈", "target": "你是我眼熟的ID,2017红红火火!" }, { "source": "你是皇上", "target": "不我是容嬷嬷" }, { "source": "不我是容嬷嬷", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "么么哒", "target": "容嬷嬷都么么哒?" }, { "source": "我22回你咋还坐回来了呢?不回家吗", "target": "我和麻麻去开封路过蚌埠了" }, { "source": "我和麻麻去开封路过蚌埠了", "target": "在河南玩两天?好嫉妒的呀还蜗壳来" }, { "source": "在河南玩两天?好嫉妒的呀还蜗壳来", "target": "蜗壳是神马" }, { "source": "蜗壳是神马", "target": "你地想象力呢?!我科嘛" }, { "source": "有那么介意一个节日么?看着你爸妈那么幸福你也不该失眠呀。", "target": "呵呵,我是莫名的失眠好不,没有特殊原因的" }, { "source": "你入学就系党员啊,偶们有差距啊!", "target": "现在是不是没党员证就不能证明自己是党员啊?" }, { "source": "现在是不是没党员证就不能证明自己是党员啊?", "target": "没有对外公示效力吧?但我交党费啊交党费!" }, { "source": "我今天还跟芳芳换国际飞来着", "target": "然后因为沟通号位的问题吧" }, { "source": "然后因为沟通号位的问题吧", "target": "是啊芳芳是不是英语特别好啊" }, { "source": "是啊芳芳是不是英语特别好啊", "target": "差不多哈哈" }, { "source": "听说水逆又来啦?", "target": "对啊,哎呦" }, { "source": "八月黑黑", "target": "黑不溜秋" }, { "source": "黑不溜秋", "target": "晒的" }, { "source": "晒的", "target": "我已经黑的不要不要的了" }, { "source": "难过", "target": "此故事跟我哥的故事讲的不是一个道理" }, { "source": "此故事跟我哥的故事讲的不是一个道理", "target": "我晓得,只是看着难过" }, { "source": "我晓得,只是看着难过", "target": "起床上班咧" }, { "source": "又被表白啦", "target": "又???哪来的又" }, { "source": "又???哪来的又", "target": "又一个出现不是又?" }, { "source": "天王的情商不会这样认为的放心.全场的叫声反应足够证明了.我们歌迷会组织的放心", "target": "希望,别让我伦难过,我伦需要" }, { "source": "希望,别让我伦难过,我伦需要", "target": "对我伦是摩羯座,他肯定不知道借小凯的," }, { "source": "感觉沈嫣跟赵丽颖好像", "target": "有的地方有点像的" }, { "source": "酷酷的滕", "target": "我觉得他这个说的特棒" }, { "source": "我觉得他这个说的特棒", "target": "我爱你,为了寻找你我住进鸟的眼睛,经常盯着风,也忘了猎人的枪声" }, { "source": "我爱你,为了寻找你我住进鸟的眼睛,经常盯着风,也忘了猎人的枪声", "target": "可以哦小伙子" }, { "source": "发现了哪都有你", "target": "我能怎么办我也很绝望阿" }, { "source": "早辛总", "target": "旅行起那么早干什么?" }, { "source": "周五愉快山东老乡", "target": "是的,我们离得很近。" }, { "source": "地震妹我在杭州啊", "target": "在什么地方" }, { "source": "在什么地方", "target": "火车站这边" }, { "source": "来来来我给你剪", "target": "你不值得信赖" }, { "source": "你不值得信赖", "target": "我的刘海都是我自己剪的" }, { "source": "今天好开心的说~祝你继续幸福哈~", "target": "嘿嘿,什么事这么开心的哇…嘿嘿我天天都幸福勒" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,什么事这么开心的哇…嘿嘿我天天都幸福勒", "target": "可能是潇洒了一下吧……不像前几天那么闷了" }, { "source": "喜欢就要放肆", "target": "要克制" }, { "source": "晚上好小哥", "target": "最近可好?" }, { "source": "大概五号会直接发短信告诉你分数!", "target": "这么早!!!" }, { "source": "感觉欧豪看不懂,你的思想远凌驾于他之上,你不该委屈自己", "target": "是的,只有你能看得懂" }, { "source": "老苏要虐人了", "target": "自虐" }, { "source": "坦克好无辜哈哈哈被你可爱死", "target": "坦克也在嗨~" }, { "source": "来来来,跟我们一起。", "target": "怎么嗨吗" }, { "source": "你回家了?", "target": "没有呀" }, { "source": "没有呀", "target": "下星期回不回家哦" }, { "source": "下星期回不回家哦", "target": "不回了没什么假期" }, { "source": "一个小的决定都不能冲动去行动起来,可能就没有下次了", "target": "所以还有机会吗" }, { "source": "震惊!小朋友看到陈等等竟然没有哭!!", "target": "你站在这里别动我去给你买橘子" }, { "source": "你站在这里别动我去给你买橘子", "target": "那你还是直接给我钱吧" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "要抱抱" }, { "source": "看来西南大学给了媒体打了招呼了啊,这点事有啥道不道歉的。", "target": "你哪只狗眼看到打招呼了在这里乱说????" }, { "source": "你哪只狗眼看到打招呼了在这里乱说????", "target": "抓到一只罗叔叔" }, { "source": "腊月初八不是你生日吗?", "target": "对啊,昨天21岁最后一天呗,有问题?" }, { "source": "牙还疼真烦", "target": "医生有没有给点让你不那么疼的药吃啊" }, { "source": "医生有没有给点让你不那么疼的药吃啊", "target": "医生说不要吃药" }, { "source": "丑帅丑帅的", "target": "理想型" }, { "source": "我想买手机", "target": "我们不是应该讨论一下脱发问题吗" }, { "source": "我们不是应该讨论一下脱发问题吗", "target": "我没有这个问题" }, { "source": "我没有这个问题", "target": "哈哈啊哈哈哈我哥今天跟我讨论了一下午换手机的问题" }, { "source": "好用吗?皮肤不黑有点暗黄买象牙白适合吗", "target": "可以的。21号没有很白" }, { "source": "可以的。21号没有很白", "target": "哈哈已经买了21象牙白" }, { "source": "是啊,那个姜葱龙虾超级美味的哦。口水都流来的。国内都吃不到", "target": "我觉得这次一般,没有我们在的时候好吃,可能厨师换了吧" }, { "source": "下学期又是一个一万多!!!", "target": "是啊!真不想交" }, { "source": "又地震了?我赶紧打个电话回家", "target": "恩...不过没什么问题的." }, { "source": "为什么售空不补呀??!!!那么多人喜欢我居然抢不到", "target": "今天收到的披肩,全新转" }, { "source": "上北大还是上清华", "target": "醒醒" }, { "source": "你不用上班吗", "target": "休息呀这两天" }, { "source": "这话说的,像苏有朋,你们看苏有朋结婚了吗", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "不给阿莓留前五", "target": "过分了" }, { "source": "你住院了?", "target": "以前消极的时候觉得不就是一条命没了就没了说不定也是解脱,现在年纪越大越觉得生命可贵,健康真的太重要了,哎" }, { "source": "虽然我种过花生,可是真的没见过花生芽哦~", "target": "鱼姐种过花生厉害哦不知道用发豆芽菜的方法行不行呢?" }, { "source": "鱼姐种过花生厉害哦不知道用发豆芽菜的方法行不行呢?", "target": "我以前当过农民呀~" }, { "source": "学长好!", "target": "考到哪里了?" }, { "source": "考到哪里了?", "target": "不知道还没定" }, { "source": "不知道还没定", "target": "还没定?好慢啊" }, { "source": "还没定?好慢啊", "target": "嗯啊我愁死了" }, { "source": "还想再看一遍鬼怪", "target": "哈哈,我只看过第一集" }, { "source": "哈哈,我只看过第一集", "target": "去补一下,良心推荐,真的好看!" }, { "source": "你是不是傻?", "target": "你就是傻。" }, { "source": "你就是傻。", "target": "你是不是笨?" }, { "source": "你是不是笨?", "target": "你就是笨!" }, { "source": "文艺青年", "target": "哈哈,哪里看出来文艺了" }, { "source": "哈哈,哪里看出来文艺了", "target": "发型" }, { "source": "发型", "target": "发型一直都是那样,眼镜换不久" }, { "source": "发型一直都是那样,眼镜换不久", "target": "挺帅的" }, { "source": "挺帅的", "target": "哈哈,还是被嫌弃胖了" }, { "source": "哈哈,还是被嫌弃胖了", "target": "运动啊跑起来啊" }, { "source": "运动啊跑起来啊", "target": "在跑了,本来天冷偷懒,一被说马上就有动力了" }, { "source": "在跑了,本来天冷偷懒,一被说马上就有动力了", "target": "我觉得现在的天气最合适了。。。跑步" }, { "source": "我觉得现在的天气最合适了。。。跑步", "target": "海边风大,很冷,不吹风的话很棒" }, { "source": "海边风大,很冷,不吹风的话很棒", "target": "嗯嗯天气好再跑" }, { "source": "嗯嗯天气好再跑", "target": "上周出去环岛跑了十公里回来差点感冒了" }, { "source": "好久不见!谢谢居帅~啥时候回学校的话联系我请你喝奶茶", "target": "你终于扳回一局,奶茶就此搁浅,此生不复相见!" }, { "source": "直觉告诉我两个小时后会在榜首或者第二,甚至会爆", "target": "真的特别是昨天的都不知道爆点在哪里" }, { "source": "冠军之路不容易啊", "target": "是啊看的我都激动了一天" }, { "source": "不懂抄送啥意思", "target": "==!就是传达一下" }, { "source": "我觉得她超可爱啊,你看《我的奇妙男友》了吗", "target": "没看,又可爱又美" }, { "source": "这都廿八了,小南还没回家?", "target": "天下之大,四海为家!" }, { "source": "很喜欢的一个地方,美", "target": "嗯嗯,很漂亮" }, { "source": "没有男朋友的小仙女,截图发朋友圈假装有人约你吧", "target": "全世界都知道我是单身狗,根本没人会信的啊喂" }, { "source": "无力吐槽", "target": "过年就是为了开心!他让你开心,欢乐就是好电影!拍个文艺片,你大过年的!你觉得好!??" }, { "source": "过年就是为了开心!他让你开心,欢乐就是好电影!拍个文艺片,你大过年的!你觉得好!??", "target": "没说一定文艺片啊,接受不同声音" }, { "source": "没说一定文艺片啊,接受不同声音", "target": "不能接受!因为我是宝宝" }, { "source": "你还考虑下,好意思的啊你,结婚都没来,生气啦。。。", "target": "哈哈,我过来要打搅你和你家包的幸福生活的瓦" }, { "source": "回来有的就是时间", "target": "你是闲," }, { "source": "你是闲,", "target": "乱讲" }, { "source": "你工作找的怎样了?明天还上最后一天班就开学了。", "target": "还没找工作呢出去玩两天收心找工作" }, { "source": "还没找工作呢出去玩两天收心找工作", "target": "去哪里玩" }, { "source": "去哪里玩", "target": "厦门" }, { "source": "厦门", "target": "什么时候去?" }, { "source": "什么时候去?", "target": "后天" }, { "source": "要男朋友吗", "target": "是的,但是不是你这样的" }, { "source": "那你给我说的周五!", "target": "我说的是5号" }, { "source": "我说的是5号", "target": "那就是周五请客了?" }, { "source": "那就是周五请客了?", "target": "请毛毛客,就100块钱了" }, { "source": "请毛毛客,就100块钱了", "target": "好可怜,我请你好了" }, { "source": "好可怜,我请你好了", "target": "你要请我吃啥喝酒不去" }, { "source": "你要请我吃啥喝酒不去", "target": "大夏天的酒都不喝,吃个球啊,一大大杯西瓜汁得了" }, { "source": "我的科三拖了一学期了", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "每天都在等线无奈就是不出", "target": "在线等也是厉害了" }, { "source": "打算周末吃肯德基", "target": "我本来想买嫩牛五方的结果下市了早知道我就上周买了" }, { "source": "这妆不错唇色很适合你", "target": "我都不记得那天涂的啥啦" }, { "source": "真的不能以年龄大小来看一个人心智成熟,他们都拥有悲惨的童年,都没有修复好自己,怎么会真正爱自己的孩子,可事实就是这样啊。还有向比自己弱小的发火打骂真的令人厌恶", "target": "给无辜的孩子造成伤害,那是一个鲜活的生命" }, { "source": "想和我一起在这里度过后半生么", "target": "如果可以的话" }, { "source": "如果可以的话", "target": "你的意思是我们会分手?" }, { "source": "你的意思是我们会分手?", "target": "我是不会的" }, { "source": "曾想象太好历太多失意", "target": "有没有运气再扮弱者玩失意" }, { "source": "有没有运气再扮弱者玩失意", "target": "何来弱者何来玩失意," }, { "source": "何来弱者何来玩失意,", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "你懂的", "target": "我不懂" }, { "source": "我不懂", "target": "不解释、" }, { "source": "很可爱善良的女孩子,希望不要变,把好的品质一直保留下去", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "雌雄同体的精神,挺迷人的", "target": "是这样子了" }, { "source": "我打算研究生搞有机的……", "target": "好好想清楚真的好累" }, { "source": "好好想清楚真的好累", "target": "唉╯﹏╰干啥不累呢" }, { "source": "唉╯﹏╰干啥不累呢", "target": "有机实验强度很大,也可能是我们课题组管的严,现在感觉有点力不从心" }, { "source": "德国使馆不错呀", "target": "欢迎你来看看哟" }, { "source": "你凭啥你名字后面有一个笑脸!", "target": "你是不是疯了" }, { "source": "你是不是疯了", "target": "也没有吧" }, { "source": "内部员工真幸福", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "早哟!", "target": "早哇!!" }, { "source": "给大佬递旺仔牛奶", "target": "你是不是比我高100" }, { "source": "你是不是比我高100", "target": "不存在的六级考得像睡着考出来的一样" }, { "source": "我好像找到了你没有瘦多少的原因了", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "感觉自己好像近视了一样", "target": "恍恍惚惚。我都只能看清楚我名字" }, { "source": "恍恍惚惚。我都只能看清楚我名字", "target": "努力看也看不清的感觉好难受" }, { "source": "努力看也看不清的感觉好难受", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "我怎么就没觉得你好呢??", "target": "发落两个表情" }, { "source": "今早起床突然看到了", "target": "别想不开" }, { "source": "别想不开", "target": "没事!不会死的" }, { "source": "我在放假前选择了:离职", "target": "亏了再怎么也要过了国庆哈哈哈" }, { "source": "亏了再怎么也要过了国庆哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈~但是我们公司国庆后四天要值班" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈~但是我们公司国庆后四天要值班", "target": "果断辞职" }, { "source": "每个人的背后,都是一个家庭。愿平安", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "多喝水", "target": "快来帮我烧水" }, { "source": "我辞了,我27回来的,一到上海就病倒了,手机上飞机关机就一直没有开过", "target": "好吧。。可怜的孩子" }, { "source": "思春", "target": "你好聪明哦" }, { "source": "无语我现在才76无状态", "target": "我和你一样的体重" }, { "source": "我和你一样的体重", "target": "身高也一样" }, { "source": "在哪里看到", "target": "我家门口" }, { "source": "我家门口", "target": "亲!我不知道你住哪里" }, { "source": "亲!我不知道你住哪里", "target": "哦,抱歉,番禺" }, { "source": "哦,抱歉,番禺", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "你是说吴老师吗?", "target": "吴小美" }, { "source": "吴小美", "target": "嘘。。不要让她知道" }, { "source": "不急不急,五月份吧,快了快了", "target": "等你请吃饭呢。" }, { "source": "你美", "target": "你吹牛!" }, { "source": "我是说我才是二十多年幼儿园的信信您包打听", "target": "我不是我是乡下猫我没看懂你的意思" }, { "source": "祝某人和某人都快乐幸福哦", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "我可能做梦的时候体脂率也有15%", "target": "那你可就没有36d咯" }, { "source": "你这是剪头发了?", "target": "还不赖" }, { "source": "我真的觉得这两句词好搭啊,正因为要去忍但又很痛,才会去牵强的说我爱你就是一种天分,一种本能,把爱的内种痛苦写的很纠结很无奈,我不想爱了但又因为这种悸动仿佛你天生带给我的一样,我不得不去恋你想你爱你,真的很佩服谦谦的写词的才华,曲也很搭,一种轻轻柔柔,有刻骨铭心的缠绵,真的好听啊", "target": "你诠释的不错我就是一个字:唉…" }, { "source": "生日快乐,考研顺利", "target": "加油干" }, { "source": "有人存你号码是为了打给你,我不一样,我是为了不接。", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "喊盈盈帮你", "target": "脑壳有包。好久走" }, { "source": "脑壳有包。好久走", "target": "李盈盈" }, { "source": "小美人", "target": "“那么漂亮一定是男孩子”完美得用在他身上了" }, { "source": "我妈妈说去了看见情况不对就要跑,我还在那里纠结了半天才跑,我妈妈还骂了我的...说我白白为别人做了半天", "target": "那干嘛还对不起他们啊啊!!" }, { "source": "那干嘛还对不起他们啊啊!!", "target": "偷跑了...." }, { "source": "你没滑冰?", "target": "没去" }, { "source": "看你回来好想哭,好想吃小龙虾", "target": "哭毛" }, { "source": "手机真大", "target": "5.15寸,大?" }, { "source": "亲爱的,你咋了啊", "target": "不舒服。不舒服。心里不舒服。" }, { "source": "看血", "target": "别和妈妈调皮" }, { "source": "别和妈妈调皮", "target": "妈妈洗脚" }, { "source": "每天像坐过山车", "target": "忽高忽低,一会特别甜,一会又忧伤" }, { "source": "忽高忽低,一会特别甜,一会又忧伤", "target": "甜都是假的,忧伤才是真的" }, { "source": "甜都是假的,忧伤才是真的", "target": "你这是。。。。吵架了?" }, { "source": "你这是。。。。吵架了?", "target": "和那没关系" }, { "source": "和那没关系", "target": "我以为那个那个是主要原因呢" }, { "source": "我以为那个那个是主要原因呢", "target": "一言难尽" }, { "source": "什么都没中过的人你给我蚊香我也要", "target": "同样的想法" }, { "source": "现场看到过你", "target": "是吗" }, { "source": "哥,你这是旅游了?", "target": "对,放寒假了" }, { "source": "你咋还没睡啊", "target": "聊天呢" }, { "source": "聊天呢", "target": "我是夜班" }, { "source": "智商外露啊", "target": "永保童心!" }, { "source": "五一干嘛去", "target": "回趟家,搓麻将" }, { "source": "你胖了这么多?", "target": "夏天会瘦的" }, { "source": "夏天会瘦的", "target": "当我信了。居然胖的这么严重。寒假你发生了什么" }, { "source": "当我信了。居然胖的这么严重。寒假你发生了什么", "target": "还能发生什么,吃了睡啊不要这么大惊小怪" }, { "source": "还能发生什么,吃了睡啊不要这么大惊小怪", "target": "赶紧运动类,我帮你瘦咯。" }, { "source": "赶紧运动类,我帮你瘦咯。", "target": "怎么瘦!快告诉我!不要说熬夜!" }, { "source": "我在意的是不考研能当老师吗?我们这里高中大学老师学历低的也要研究生啊", "target": "他不想让我去那些地方,忙起来不能在家相夫教子,去个小破学校就行了" }, { "source": "他不想让我去那些地方,忙起来不能在家相夫教子,去个小破学校就行了", "target": "这样啊,姑娘硕博连读已经蛮厉害了,加油啊" }, { "source": "大背头真好看", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "告白", "target": "是的啊" }, { "source": "师兄出调色教程嘛,我始终感觉我自己调的色有点缺点什么。", "target": "嗯。。等考完研可以给你们做个教程" }, { "source": "嗯。。等考完研可以给你们做个教程", "target": "好的。" }, { "source": "请问你们的那两件衣服是干嘛的呢,还给我黑白配~!", "target": "哈哈哈人家去年就买了呢~~~~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈人家去年就买了呢~~~~", "target": "哎哟喂呀,你们不爱我了~~~~" }, { "source": "哎哟喂呀,你们不爱我了~~~~", "target": "收了你!" }, { "source": "肚子要长树了", "target": "结果了摘果子给你吃" }, { "source": "写封信又是教导", "target": "你给他回封信让他给我打个电话写封信啊我都说他喜欢你他却不承认" }, { "source": "你给他回封信让他给我打个电话写封信啊我都说他喜欢你他却不承认", "target": "喜欢这种事情怎么能说出来" }, { "source": "喜欢这种事情怎么能说出来", "target": "爱才不能说出来喜欢都是放肆的" }, { "source": "爱才不能说出来喜欢都是放肆的", "target": "你说得对所以他喜欢我爱你" }, { "source": "你说得对所以他喜欢我爱你", "target": "他喜欢你爱我?还是他喜欢你爱我" }, { "source": "他喜欢你爱我?还是他喜欢你爱我", "target": "第二个!" }, { "source": "第二个!", "target": "也只能这般安慰自己了" }, { "source": "不睡觉", "target": "睡不着" }, { "source": "睡不着", "target": "啧啧啧,想什么呢" }, { "source": "啧啧啧,想什么呢", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "猜大老爷们心思,不不不,我没这癖好" }, { "source": "猜大老爷们心思,不不不,我没这癖好", "target": "我一大老爷们能想啥" }, { "source": "在外面看书还是很有意境的。", "target": "没意境有风景…" }, { "source": "说好的晚安呢", "target": "午安" }, { "source": "裙子好看", "target": "你就喜欢小花花喜欢我" }, { "source": "你就喜欢小花花喜欢我", "target": "确定是喜欢你,不是喜欢你的二胎小丫头么?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "确定是喜欢你,不是喜欢你的二胎小丫头么?哈哈哈", "target": "二胎小丫头是什么高档的东东????" }, { "source": "二胎小丫头是什么高档的东东????", "target": "第一个生小毛毛,第二个生小花花么……" }, { "source": "晚上没吃饭的我眼泪掉下来", "target": "我最后定了老秦的外卖" }, { "source": "我最后定了老秦的外卖", "target": "在哪定的饿了么还是美团" }, { "source": "在哪定的饿了么还是美团", "target": "美团美团有准时宝可以买饿了么太慢了送过来就不好吃了" }, { "source": "美团美团有准时宝可以买饿了么太慢了送过来就不好吃了", "target": "已保存" }, { "source": "心里的石头放下了吧?暑假让他好好HAPPY", "target": "安心打造销售团队嘻嘻" }, { "source": "吃药", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "我完全睡不着", "target": "你是有多紧张...我在淘书,和一个老朋友聊天" }, { "source": "用手挡阳光的那个是哪个啊", "target": "爱丽丝:季节的间隙,在百度能看" }, { "source": "爱丽丝:季节的间隙,在百度能看", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "弄帮我问问政务中心的电话啦,我要咨询一次生育报销哈,成都是有时限的,我怕我耍过了。", "target": "好的。政务中心还是医保局?" }, { "source": "好的。政务中心还是医保局?", "target": "医保局曾经给过我一个政务中心专门办这事的柜台的电话,我落在巴黎了。你问问呢。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "今天我随便一扫一张万能福到手了一家人全圆满了", "target": "羡慕了!!!" }, { "source": "我是吗", "target": "你不是" }, { "source": "你好棒女汉子", "target": "我去" }, { "source": "我去", "target": "表扬你啊喂!给力点撒" }, { "source": "表扬你啊喂!给力点撒", "target": "我不是女汉子" }, { "source": "再见再见", "target": "我。。。又回来了" }, { "source": "我。。。又回来了", "target": "我就知道" }, { "source": "家中地位很崇高!你不懂", "target": "我相信着呢" }, { "source": "一杯敬毛毛,一杯敬图图。", "target": "所以明天他老人家到底是不是录快本啊!!!" }, { "source": "社长就喜欢你这样的", "target": "他一点都不喜欢我。" }, { "source": "他一点都不喜欢我。", "target": "因为你没说么么哒!" }, { "source": "我加班加了两个月了,然后这个周末继续加班", "target": "哈哈哈哈设计狗是这样的了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈设计狗是这样的了", "target": "我不听" }, { "source": "回来玩也不打招呼", "target": "待的时间不长所以没说…结婚后好像丢失了一大堆朋友才换来一个他…" }, { "source": "待的时间不长所以没说…结婚后好像丢失了一大堆朋友才换来一个他…", "target": "所以他是有多幸运" }, { "source": "八卦的男生同样可怕,在背后讨论别人,觉得好没品...就不能静静讨论那种", "target": "你觉得我是那样的人吗?" }, { "source": "你觉得我是那样的人吗?", "target": "不是对你啊我俩都不是,只是说人八卦都可怕" }, { "source": "不是对你啊我俩都不是,只是说人八卦都可怕", "target": "还不睡" }, { "source": "黄油相机还可以吧", "target": "嗯嗯不错不错" }, { "source": "嗯嗯不错不错", "target": "好喜欢你拍照的风格可惜不在一个城市不然好想找你约拍" }, { "source": "隔壁奥恰要打决胜局", "target": "?对手是谁" }, { "source": "学业爱情双丰收。幸福!", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "我们其实早在一起了", "target": "什么情况,在一起了吗" }, { "source": "原来你回来了····", "target": "是的。。。" }, { "source": "化妆品只是为了遮盖你可爱的脸,如果不用化妆品,那可能会萌死别人哦", "target": "那怪省" }, { "source": "打叔说:那个蔡嘉儒是你叔叔吧", "target": "我艾特他了,好好谈,别打架" }, { "source": "我遇见过,一个女的带着孩子,当时也给她钱,留了联系方式,之后就没之后了。。。", "target": "嗯呐,给善良的你一朵小红花" }, { "source": "洋酒更实在", "target": "后劲大啊,第二天上班都没精神" }, { "source": "后劲大啊,第二天上班都没精神", "target": "翘班睡觉呗!" }, { "source": "翘班睡觉呗!", "target": "太不负责了" }, { "source": "网恋吗给你冲黄钻!", "target": "哈哈哈哈我给你开会员" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈我给你开会员", "target": "我截图了我啥时候会员掉了我就找你" }, { "source": "抱我", "target": "说人话" }, { "source": "昨天才输液今天就幸福了所", "target": "今中午还是输了的周末了嘛要有好心情" }, { "source": "今中午还是输了的周末了嘛要有好心情", "target": "放P我一点都开心不起来!" }, { "source": "好好看,鞋子超好看", "target": "我都没拍到鞋的正面一般般啦喜欢就好" }, { "source": "我都没拍到鞋的正面一般般啦喜欢就好", "target": "另一张照片有" }, { "source": "我居然尝试用拼音和英语读你的网名有毒", "target": "咋读" }, { "source": "呀呀呀呀呀呀!我有一句最重要的话忘记说了!!!最近早晚温差大!!!!大家记得出门披一件外套!不要感冒!!!!怎么忘记说了呢", "target": "好可爱!好喜欢!" }, { "source": "想知道螃蟹在哪吃的!", "target": "济南世茂胖哥俩" }, { "source": "济南世茂胖哥俩", "target": "几楼!" }, { "source": "几楼!", "target": "历下区泉城路世茂广场东塔四楼(东西塔连廊)胖哥俩肉蟹煲" }, { "source": "历下区泉城路世茂广场东塔四楼(东西塔连廊)胖哥俩肉蟹煲", "target": "哈哈哈很强势" }, { "source": "阳光总在风雨后", "target": "只想回家" }, { "source": "只想回家", "target": "你的床在等你" }, { "source": "我下下周要去青岛出差诶", "target": "月末?欢迎呀,请你吃好吃的。" }, { "source": "月末?欢迎呀,请你吃好吃的。", "target": "应该是18、19会在青岛" }, { "source": "最美丽的玫瑰也需要圣水的洗礼,请赐予她吧", "target": "那会变成食人花" }, { "source": "鱼与熊掌不可兼得感觉,但老师你命理厉害呀", "target": "谢谢鼓励" }, { "source": "幸福哦", "target": "有那么一丢丢" }, { "source": "农农最好吃了!!!巧克力味的", "target": "超级农农!" }, { "source": "3G还是得选联通,还有手机号早换晚换早晚得换", "target": "拖延症伤不起" }, { "source": "能出现在北影剧场的姚珊珊估计大有来头", "target": "你是一个比较全能的艺人" }, { "source": "是不是裹尸布不够长?!", "target": "太棒了这个合集" }, { "source": "太棒了这个合集", "target": "活着不好吗" }, { "source": "追个女生当女朋友一起当王者快夸我", "target": "真是机智" }, { "source": "来晚了,还能上去么?(诚惶诚恐的疑问脸)", "target": "送你一程" }, { "source": "一眼就看到最矮的那个是你", "target": "马上跟我的高跟鞋道歉。" }, { "source": "马上跟我的高跟鞋道歉。", "target": "原来你穿了高跟鞋的啊,效果不明显,哈哈。" }, { "source": "原来你穿了高跟鞋的啊,效果不明显,哈哈。", "target": "发脾气。" }, { "source": "发脾气。", "target": "高跟鞋对不起,那你主人穿了跟没穿一样,你不要伤心啊。" }, { "source": "希望锤石也能出款养蜂人这款概念图我觉得挺好的", "target": "抓蜂人" }, { "source": "我头大我先说,祝老刘(自己)更关注自己的内心", "target": "我叫内心" }, { "source": "你真的是到哪都来一个定位", "target": "咋了" }, { "source": "你这是打篮球还是踢足球!", "target": "你说呢" }, { "source": "你说呢", "target": "我只是不能理解为嘛打篮球可以把脚弄成这样.我不懂篮球" }, { "source": "我只是不能理解为嘛打篮球可以把脚弄成这样.我不懂篮球", "target": "鞋子不好呀" }, { "source": "鞋子不好呀", "target": "换!!!" }, { "source": "想要看大大发疯人院版的不知道发过没!感恩", "target": "疯人院的我没入哈,配件太少了,头雕除了涂装以外跟这款也没啥大区别,但是因为限定所以价格比这款还贵,没什么性价比" }, { "source": "放假啦!?", "target": "嗯嗯,今天毅哥也回去咯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,今天毅哥也回去咯", "target": "呵呵我们已经分手了!" }, { "source": "我就是太懒了,隔几天才想起保养皮肤", "target": "对啊,买了好多面膜都懒得敷" }, { "source": "亲,怎么了?", "target": "米事,一个个都离我而去" }, { "source": "米事,一个个都离我而去", "target": "不是还有我吗?只是电话中你已经忘记了我这个朋友" }, { "source": "土豪金好丑。。", "target": "黑色好看" }, { "source": "黑色好看", "target": "我也觉得不过我应该还是会买银色" }, { "source": "我也觉得不过我应该还是会买银色", "target": "买黑的被非买银色干嘛" }, { "source": "加油给你个大腰带加饮血剑", "target": "狂徒,三相配无尽" }, { "source": "狂徒,三相配无尽", "target": "下课没" }, { "source": "下课没", "target": "下课了A你" }, { "source": "为什么宁愿失去也不主动", "target": "感觉主动久了就会不被重视" }, { "source": "你的生活状态挺让人羡慕的~~", "target": "呵呵,有吗?" }, { "source": "呵呵,有吗?", "target": "还真的是,滋润的很" }, { "source": "还真的是,滋润的很", "target": "呵呵。" }, { "source": "只要胆子大,天天都是假", "target": "我直接忘记有班会这个事情了" }, { "source": "我直接忘记有班会这个事情了", "target": "我明早的课,明晚的飞机。自动屏蔽一节课" }, { "source": "摄影博主以后要专心做摄影了嘛", "target": "是的哈哈哈哈哈争取发展为我的第一副业" }, { "source": "寝室楼道都能被你拍的这么好看果然好看的人咋的都好看!", "target": "噗我最近特想回去念书" }, { "source": "噗我最近特想回去念书", "target": "我也想念那个院子那些有外卖的日子" }, { "source": "下午好呀俊凯,准备吃晚饭啦,不知道吃啥", "target": "你说,如果梦想有捷径,那一定会是坚持" }, { "source": "玫瑰没有了吗?", "target": "目前只销售现金版" }, { "source": "说好的大家彼此为对方煮饭呢", "target": "啥?" }, { "source": "呀666的小绿人", "target": "小绿人" }, { "source": "我猜画了妆穿了裙子", "target": "没化妆。心情好的时候才化" }, { "source": "你纹雾眉多少钱?在哪里纹的", "target": "我是在专门做这个的美容院去纹的" }, { "source": "我是在专门做这个的美容院去纹的", "target": "好吧,现在做这个的好多,新手冒充老手的也很多。" }, { "source": "好吧,现在做这个的好多,新手冒充老手的也很多。", "target": "我还行,遇到个老师傅,我眉毛有一块儿比较稀少还帮我接起了" }, { "source": "你的网易云是绿的……", "target": "我设成绿色了……" }, { "source": "我设成绿色了……", "target": "知道……是奇怪为什么绿色" }, { "source": "知道……是奇怪为什么绿色", "target": "赏心悦目" }, { "source": "被打的脸迟早能换回去的~", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "把奖金分我一半儿,我就原谅你", "target": "不,我要攒钱换相机" }, { "source": "不,我要攒钱换相机", "target": "换什么相机,我把我的卖给你" }, { "source": "换什么相机,我把我的卖给你", "target": "总觉得微单太轻没手感" }, { "source": "总觉得微单太轻没手感", "target": "单反太沉,出门携带不方便" }, { "source": "单反太沉,出门携带不方便", "target": "想想好像我真的在一直自己折磨自己" }, { "source": "进入四月最开心的就是妈妈是超人要播了", "target": "哪天啊,没看到消息啊" }, { "source": "哪天啊,没看到消息啊", "target": "9号出宣传片11号芒果TV播~" }, { "source": "9号出宣传片11号芒果TV播~", "target": "电视上也可以播出啦?" }, { "source": "这就要从遥远的5年前说起了,这是一个复杂的故事,你要是不介意老夫可以娓娓道来~", "target": "说重点!" }, { "source": "说重点!", "target": "噢,老夫好朋友是大v号,帮我随便刷了一下~" }, { "source": "好喜欢你!", "target": "谢谢哦" }, { "source": "封皮不好看", "target": "难不成弄成原谅色?" }, { "source": "谢谢!!!经鉴定眼神不够和谐啊。。。小四别来杀我啊。。。PS:你们怎么都喜欢把我照片留半年再发啊。。。", "target": "你喜欢眼神和谐的啊???这个我也有!!!要不。。。" }, { "source": "你喜欢眼神和谐的啊???这个我也有!!!要不。。。", "target": "额。。。别了吧。。。你留着就好。。。" }, { "source": "额。。。别了吧。。。你留着就好。。。", "target": "今天天气不错,生日好好过哟,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "今天天气不错,生日好好过哟,哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈。。。图书馆伴随我吧。。。六号晚上要疯玩。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈。。。图书馆伴随我吧。。。六号晚上要疯玩。。。", "target": "我怕六号晚上连玩的心情都木有···所以都加油吧··" }, { "source": "芒果芝士蛋糕可以放在明天吃,否则热量多了", "target": "今晚罚拖地" }, { "source": "今晚罚拖地", "target": "到室外多跑三圈就差不多了" }, { "source": "到室外多跑三圈就差不多了", "target": "夜深就不上街了,免得路人有危险" }, { "source": "夜深就不上街了,免得路人有危险", "target": "开玩笑,没保镖的情况下晚上尽量别出门喔" }, { "source": "一个人,不安全", "target": "我很安全" }, { "source": "你都不找我的", "target": "哪有啊丢你丢你" }, { "source": "哪有啊丢你丢你", "target": "绝对有" }, { "source": "新年好!心想事成!", "target": "新年快乐,万事如意" }, { "source": "好幸福啊,我也想要卡婶的小餐点哭唧唧,我的圣诞不快乐", "target": "嗯,化悲愤为食欲" }, { "source": "你到了,怎么去的,不会是坐了一天的车吧~", "target": "还没有到,今天晚上住德阳,明天再去。" }, { "source": "还没有到,今天晚上住德阳,明天再去。", "target": "这么远么~~妈呀~太恐怖了~" }, { "source": "这么远么~~妈呀~太恐怖了~", "target": "没有了,是和这边一个地质队的人一起去。。。今天你吃舒服了?" }, { "source": "赌神啊", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "你喜欢王珞丹?", "target": "这是秘密" }, { "source": "这是秘密", "target": "喜欢就喜欢啊,还搞什么神秘" }, { "source": "还有虾,知足吧!", "target": "你来,俺请你吃啊" }, { "source": "你的脚还肿得很厉害", "target": "没肿啊,是我腿粗" }, { "source": "没肿啊,是我腿粗", "target": "下盘粗上身细,会不好看" }, { "source": "你不是早已经恋爱吗", "target": "谈不谈恋爱和看不看帅哥好像并不是一回事啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "土豆生日刚过--哈哈。", "target": "你有起点的会员没" }, { "source": "你有起点的会员没", "target": "我只看贴吧。感觉会员没啥用" }, { "source": "帮我刺杀习老头儿", "target": "这位同学的想法很激进很不到位啊" }, { "source": "这位同学的想法很激进很不到位啊", "target": "喊他给我们校长说声,安个空调" }, { "source": "在一起,在一起", "target": "一直在一起。" }, { "source": "花好上镜呀!", "target": "那是我的拍照技术好!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈米线还没过期的吗,你怕是吃了想拉肚子减肥", "target": "谁能想到作为一包米线,它的保质期只有七天" }, { "source": "看看你头像大胖脸。。。", "target": "哪有哪有哪有我怎么看不出来" }, { "source": "哪有哪有哪有我怎么看不出来", "target": "当局者迷。。" }, { "source": "当局者迷。。", "target": "你被我迷住了" }, { "source": "你被我迷住了", "target": "你想多了~" }, { "source": "你想多了~", "target": "我不喜欢你这样你总是借由我想多了掩饰你多我森森的爱" }, { "source": "成都为什么就是快一点", "target": "恩什么时候重庆也能跟上脚步啊~" }, { "source": "你很棒薛之谦也是独秀赛道感谢他", "target": "我一直相信那个善良的薛之谦还是那么善良相信他独秀的每个人都幸运有这样的一个星推官" }, { "source": "喝一杯睡一觉", "target": "不要嫌弃我我是可以的喝到现在没倒!" }, { "source": "不要嫌弃我我是可以的喝到现在没倒!", "target": "所以你那天是嫌弃我们咯" }, { "source": "学姐你好,开学求罩", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈不行你得保护我" }, { "source": "专注自家家人就不要撕了有损和气看不惯cp就不要看了", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "又浪了", "target": "没有,,,今天真不浪,就是感慨" }, { "source": "你的钱她管,那好了。你看看清楚故事里的女人是什么处境再来胡说八道吧", "target": "好了,我懒得跟你讲了,我要忙了,我的话就捞着,你以后婚姻两种可能" }, { "source": "听说网易云都是文艺人用的、", "target": "用了就知道真的特别好" }, { "source": "用了就知道真的特别好", "target": "我试试。走走文艺路线。哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "求照片", "target": "跟头像差不多带花的~" }, { "source": "跟头像差不多带花的~", "target": "你头像是动画片" }, { "source": "你头像是动画片", "target": "是温柔的夏目" }, { "source": "你几点的车?", "target": "六点半" }, { "source": "六点半", "target": "出发还是到哇" }, { "source": "出发还是到哇", "target": "出发" }, { "source": "倪老师你这是要搞事情", "target": "设计就是要搞事情了" }, { "source": "为什么你发状态,老是给我提醒啊", "target": "你喜欢我" }, { "source": "终于没在线了,可以安稳的休息了!我在跟我晨说晚安,不要学我,当心我告你!!!哈哈", "target": "你怎么知道晨在不在线" }, { "source": "你怎么知道晨在不在线", "target": "呵呵,有显示的!" }, { "source": "呵呵,有显示的!", "target": "在哪儿有显示啊" }, { "source": "在哪儿有显示啊", "target": "手机看的到" }, { "source": "喜欢页码", "target": "366啊368" }, { "source": "366啊368", "target": "367!" }, { "source": "来呀!嗨!", "target": "你来还是我来?" }, { "source": "不要点脸了还", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "lucky!我有一同学专门收集各种3D眼镜", "target": "收集??买眼镜还是电影院的?" }, { "source": "975080210我不信有人会加我找我聊姻缘", "target": "同美鲵打call~" }, { "source": "我的审美来说并不觉着帅你哪里有铁棒,哪里要降妖", "target": "我要你个大老爷们儿觉得我帅干嘛,反正已经有人觉得我帅了就行!" }, { "source": "我要你个大老爷们儿觉得我帅干嘛,反正已经有人觉得我帅了就行!", "target": "不敢相信有人会觉着你帅" }, { "source": "不敢相信有人会觉着你帅", "target": "爱信不信" }, { "source": "你嫂心里还是有你的嗯", "target": "。。。。。我心里也是有我嫂的。。。" }, { "source": "。。。。。我心里也是有我嫂的。。。", "target": "为何丫丫是你嫂?" }, { "source": "唱首开声歌就不小心破纪录了", "target": "问非所答问你是在哪里" }, { "source": "我妈知道", "target": "你这边什么时候嫁掉阿" }, { "source": "所以今天是刘不开心吗", "target": "新名号" }, { "source": "表情都好可爱哦", "target": "这个倒是" }, { "source": "并不喜欢大熊猫,越往深处想,越不喜欢。", "target": "好像条狗耶" }, { "source": "求求你们找找片子好吗?找到了借我一部", "target": "我也!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "下雪了啊???这么厉害!!!", "target": "就是这么任性" }, { "source": "这是我们的老家嘛,所以我们习惯常驻这里。其他的芋头一看见有新的就急着转发和留言。忽略旧的。只有我们一颗心在老家。因为我们对这里产生了感情", "target": "不到十万我感觉我的心很不踏实,好像对灏明承诺了做不了一样" }, { "source": "不到十万我感觉我的心很不踏实,好像对灏明承诺了做不了一样", "target": "会的。很快的。加油" }, { "source": "会的。很快的。加油", "target": "加油吧,十万我留给你,我没心占你的位置,我只是想快点到十万,不到十万心里真的很不踏实" }, { "source": "加油吧,十万我留给你,我没心占你的位置,我只是想快点到十万,不到十万心里真的很不踏实", "target": "娴姐。说什么话呢?占?" }, { "source": "娴姐。说什么话呢?占?", "target": "没事" }, { "source": "发现男孩子好喜欢买鞋", "target": "就像你们爱各种化妆品一样" }, { "source": "约我一起", "target": "好的爱你" }, { "source": "好的爱你", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "绝交吗", "target": "你看完啊" }, { "source": "这么快到家了?我还没出发呢!哈哈", "target": "火车上记得吃海鲜面啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "失眠到几点啊?", "target": "木有知道时间" }, { "source": "希望自己这次的补考可以过申请免考顺顺利利四月考试顺利通过这学期不会挂科下半年的英语考级也顺利通过还有之后的会计初级考证也顺利通过希望自己以后的方向越来越明确自己越来越好加油", "target": "会好的" }, { "source": "会好的", "target": "嗯嗯谢谢你的祝福一切都会顺利的你也是" }, { "source": "嗯嗯谢谢你的祝福一切都会顺利的你也是", "target": "嘿嘿会哒" }, { "source": "忧郁的眼神,就差那唏嘘的胡渣子啦。", "target": "哈哈哈那意思就是还是多配勒嘛" }, { "source": "大美妞用的啥拼图软件", "target": "哈哈手残党用的美图秀秀不选择边框就好啦" }, { "source": "等喝完以后你把手电筒打开让他顺着灯柱往上爬等爬到一半的时候你在把手电筒关上让他掉下来", "target": "最近可好?拜早年啦" }, { "source": "最近可好?拜早年啦", "target": "谢了!我这几天还行,已经上班了,一周就上两天" }, { "source": "谢了!我这几天还行,已经上班了,一周就上两天", "target": "好啊,恭喜你已经康复啦" }, { "source": "好啊,恭喜你已经康复啦", "target": "还没完全康复呢" }, { "source": "还没完全康复呢", "target": "肯定会完全康复的" }, { "source": "肯定会完全康复的", "target": "恩,好了以后还得娶媳妇儿呢" }, { "source": "恩,好了以后还得娶媳妇儿呢", "target": "对,娶媳妇" }, { "source": "对,娶媳妇", "target": "恩!娶步步" }, { "source": "恩!娶步步", "target": "必须的!你娶步步,我娶空空。" }, { "source": "必须的!你娶步步,我娶空空。", "target": "那可是位艺术家" }, { "source": "那可是位艺术家", "target": "谁让咱是文艺青年呢" }, { "source": "谨记你是女生啊,", "target": "你咋知道的" }, { "source": "贼帅", "target": "哇哦!回复我啦!谢谢你!" }, { "source": "哇哦!回复我啦!谢谢你!", "target": "看到都会回复的呀哈哈哈客气了" }, { "source": "看到都会回复的呀哈哈哈客气了", "target": "分手了。。。" }, { "source": "分手了。。。", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "异地,吵架闹别扭。。说约好了等研究生考到同一个城市,还有感情的话就继续在一起。。。不然最后一点感情都没" }, { "source": "异地,吵架闹别扭。。说约好了等研究生考到同一个城市,还有感情的话就继续在一起。。。不然最后一点感情都没", "target": "放松一下心情,或许只是两个人沟通问题吧真正的爱人,是不会轻易就被分开的。" }, { "source": "放松一下心情,或许只是两个人沟通问题吧真正的爱人,是不会轻易就被分开的。", "target": "嗯想说服自己放宽心" }, { "source": "嗯想说服自己放宽心", "target": "要加油" }, { "source": "要加油", "target": "谢谢。。。" }, { "source": "老个毛你才25", "target": "感觉好像没有动力了,出去旅游的动力也没有,通宵的力气也没有,酒吧就更加不想去了,怕闹腾,想自己一个人清静。。。这不是老人的节奏是啥哟" }, { "source": "感觉好像没有动力了,出去旅游的动力也没有,通宵的力气也没有,酒吧就更加不想去了,怕闹腾,想自己一个人清静。。。这不是老人的节奏是啥哟", "target": "你就是生活太单调单调到矫情" }, { "source": "出来坐坐", "target": "在家坐吧" }, { "source": "来来来,G20欢迎您。帮你剁手。今天菜鸟驿站的大哥通知我,快递代收业务全面停止。再过几天,我自己都要歇业休假了......", "target": "成都开G20,好多人都放假2天啊,羡慕嫉妒恨" }, { "source": "成都开G20,好多人都放假2天啊,羡慕嫉妒恨", "target": "杭州这次要逆天.....安保绝对史上最严,绝对!" }, { "source": "杭州这次要逆天.....安保绝对史上最严,绝对!", "target": "趁机休息几天嘛,钱是赚不完的,老板娘!哎,手机都要耍没电了,还没完,老子要哭了" }, { "source": "姜霜瘦了好多!!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈她看到会很开心的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈她看到会很开心的", "target": "老婆你多穿点,莫感冒了!" }, { "source": "老婆你多穿点,莫感冒了!", "target": "要的啵啵" }, { "source": "“我错了是我不好不该惹你生气你可以打我骂我但不可以不回消息不接电话不可以不理我不可以说分手是我不好没办法陪在你身边陪你吃饭陪你逛街送你上班接你下班需要我的时候没办法第一时间出现我会努力更努力我会把我们的距离一点点消除我爱你很爱你……”", "target": "天天失恋," }, { "source": "窟窿竟然很想笑", "target": "井,可不就是窟窿" }, { "source": "井,可不就是窟窿", "target": "我也要去做做看" }, { "source": "快睡吧小黑", "target": "意外过夜难受的睡不着" }, { "source": "意外过夜难受的睡不着", "target": "不睡觉你就变黑了" }, { "source": "不睡觉你就变黑了", "target": "那么我还是赶快睡吧" }, { "source": "饿了,来两张大饼", "target": "哎呦大晚上的快别跟我提饿,肚子马上叫给你看" }, { "source": "哎呦大晚上的快别跟我提饿,肚子马上叫给你看", "target": "明明应该是肚子叫给我听~吃夜宵呀吃夜宵" }, { "source": "是安卓,IOS是苹果机,要三根手指同时转,看下你设置那边三指旋转有没有开", "target": "打开了。三根手指转不动" }, { "source": "你开车去北京啦,路上车多吗?堵车吗?", "target": "车不是很多,就是路上很烦躁" }, { "source": "车不是很多,就是路上很烦躁", "target": "太厉害了,都能开长途了" }, { "source": "太厉害了,都能开长途了", "target": "我开的告诉" }, { "source": "我开的告诉", "target": "最快开多少呀?" }, { "source": "春天又来了", "target": "你的春天也不远了" }, { "source": "豁你经历了啥", "target": "我感受了人间冷暖" }, { "source": "我感受了人间冷暖", "target": "被抛弃了" }, { "source": "无老师,3月11号考的大概什么时候出分?", "target": "出啦!!" }, { "source": "出啦!!", "target": "嗯嗯,我刚查完" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,我刚查完", "target": "啊!我的怎么还没出来" }, { "source": "啊!我的怎么还没出来", "target": "再等等吧,我上次也快7点半才出" }, { "source": "做完型填空先看一遍原文先不要看选项内容看完原文后再看选项并联系上下文关系再选择选项希望此方法对你有用", "target": "但是选项里面的单词总有生词,就算不是生词野感觉眼熟就算想不起,怎样背单词呢你" }, { "source": "花店老板要报警啦", "target": "人没理我" }, { "source": "你试过一天偷偷翻一个人的资料无数次吗", "target": "试过但也是自己删的他" }, { "source": "我是08年上初中", "target": "08年我上高中" }, { "source": "那冬天起床怎么办?", "target": "那肚子饿了又怎么办" }, { "source": "那肚子饿了又怎么办", "target": "起来吃饭!" }, { "source": "抓小偷", "target": "咋抓啊" }, { "source": "咋抓啊", "target": "反光镜" }, { "source": "怎么没拍宽窄的马!!", "target": "啊我没看到马热傻了" }, { "source": "啊我没看到马热傻了", "target": "什么时候返屋企阿" }, { "source": "什么时候返屋企阿", "target": "星期五哟还要练车" }, { "source": "星期五哟还要练车", "target": "不用上班!!" }, { "source": "上新这么少还要吃炸鸡", "target": "炸鸡我在吃了" }, { "source": "我今天飞洛杉矶", "target": "落地了么" }, { "source": "路上被狗吃了", "target": "算吧啦你" }, { "source": "空白", "target": "南京?北京?菲律宾?" }, { "source": "南京?北京?菲律宾?", "target": "都没有特别明显的标志" }, { "source": "人家没丢伞", "target": "因为你没有伞~总是用别人的" }, { "source": "因为你没有伞~总是用别人的", "target": "我的伞都不见了" }, { "source": "失眠了", "target": "睡了么" }, { "source": "睡了么", "target": "还没呢" }, { "source": "整天就知道吃烧鸭饭", "target": "感觉他都认识我了,今天给的肉特别好" }, { "source": "感觉他都认识我了,今天给的肉特别好", "target": "我在吃工作餐有鸡腿鱼排" }, { "source": "其实现在很多都是学的不是自己喜欢的专业,而且就业的时候也不见得非要和自己的专业对口,还是像你说的那样,无论怎么说、怎么样,也得落实到努力上", "target": "嘿嘿,02跟楼下讨论得开心吗?" }, { "source": "我觉得我不够强硬!!!", "target": "你确定你掌控得了?" }, { "source": "你确定你掌控得了?", "target": "那就不要掌握!" }, { "source": "那就不要掌握!", "target": "好吧。。。你赢了。。。" }, { "source": "毛毛注意保暖哦", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你这个万年包啊", "target": "我乐意" }, { "source": "我打算今天晚上就吃煎馍", "target": "我也想吃给我寄一个吧" }, { "source": "谢谢我队长!爱你!!舍不得你", "target": "摸摸头,现在不是还在呢" }, { "source": "嘻嘻...帅不?", "target": "屁!" }, { "source": "屁!", "target": "别羡慕别嫉妒" }, { "source": "你好", "target": "大家好才是真的好" }, { "source": "多运动两下看把你得瑟的", "target": "其实是每天当小跑腿当的" }, { "source": "祝大家都好", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我的电脑会升级吗", "target": "你收到系统推送了么" }, { "source": "我最穷你们都是城里人", "target": "你这是谈恋爱谈穷了吧" }, { "source": "你这是谈恋爱谈穷了吧", "target": "不是,本来就穷" }, { "source": "不是,本来就穷", "target": "你骗死我吧我又不是没跟你一个班又不是跟你关系不好" }, { "source": "希望能飘过,情场失利,考场不能再失利了,不然是一无所有啊", "target": "你情场失意了?" }, { "source": "你已经很美了", "target": "这是个比喻诶。。。" }, { "source": "这是个比喻诶。。。", "target": "夸你还不乐意了?" }, { "source": "这小姑娘俊的哟", "target": "哪个小女孩啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哪个小女孩啊哈哈哈", "target": "你啊" }, { "source": "注意安全!", "target": "我争取不把自己搞丢了!" }, { "source": "我争取不把自己搞丢了!", "target": "开导航呀" }, { "source": "开导航呀", "target": "你真的太低估路痴的能力了" }, { "source": "我堂哥家的,古代牧羊犬可爱么", "target": "超爱的" }, { "source": "超爱的", "target": "它好听话的" }, { "source": "我刚搭了电话问", "target": "如何啊!" }, { "source": "如何啊!", "target": "就是我说的啊" }, { "source": "今天这会儿去看房子,三圣乡那边。表说是邻居咯,远得伤心", "target": "还好啊,就三环路边上的嘛!是去看四海逸家吗?" }, { "source": "199打排球", "target": "哈哈这个可以有" }, { "source": "第一张图的妹子看到你会不会想打你", "target": "不会那妹子还给他笔芯了" }, { "source": "谁让你出来嘚瑟的", "target": "谁让你不好好把我管住的" }, { "source": "谁让你不好好把我管住的", "target": "哎呦喂,要脸不?我只负责收钱" }, { "source": "穷二代只能吃烤肉~", "target": "够了我还没吃过烤肉呢!" }, { "source": "够了我还没吃过烤肉呢!", "target": "毛线!你吃雪锅吃到腻了吧!" }, { "source": "边吃边喊减肥的人", "target": "吃饱才有力气减肥呀" }, { "source": "天堂一定有好吃的好玩的", "target": "舍不得" }, { "source": "妹纸。你肿么了", "target": "有颗大痘要拔鼻而起了" }, { "source": "有颗大痘要拔鼻而起了", "target": "噗哈哈哈,拔鼻而起!!!" }, { "source": "我妈有时候说的话我接不了", "target": "家里我爸管户口本,上次给我了都没领证又寄回去了" }, { "source": "辛苦了,翘翘", "target": "见到你好开心" }, { "source": "我有好多补签卡", "target": "虽然我没有发图,但对姑姑是真爱啊补签卡可以送么" }, { "source": "虽然我没有发图,但对姑姑是真爱啊补签卡可以送么", "target": "是的,签到够多少就送,但我不知道送的卡在哪里" }, { "source": "是的,签到够多少就送,但我不知道送的卡在哪里", "target": "已经补签了" }, { "source": "小晓累了吗?", "target": "似乎有点怆然。" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨", "target": "快和川娃儿来金口河耍,请你们吃" }, { "source": "快和川娃儿来金口河耍,请你们吃", "target": "明知道我们来不了,哼" }, { "source": "明知道我们来不了,哼", "target": "要去实习?" }, { "source": "要去实习?", "target": "不算实习,找点事情做" }, { "source": "天啊,谁结婚了?", "target": "我妈原来在幼儿园时看过的姐姐~" }, { "source": "早啊", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "我还在床上" }, { "source": "我还在床上", "target": "我也刚刚起床" }, { "source": "我也刚刚起床", "target": "还在厦门么" }, { "source": "还在厦门么", "target": "昨天回去咯" }, { "source": "一辈子那么长", "target": "我的明信片丢了我今天去邮局没找到" }, { "source": "我的明信片丢了我今天去邮局没找到", "target": "太残忍了" }, { "source": "太残忍了", "target": "我讨厌邮政" }, { "source": "你开心就好,我就不献丑了", "target": "能不能行了,约你唱歌呢,不给力" }, { "source": "能不能行了,约你唱歌呢,不给力", "target": "你在《全民K歌》先练练" }, { "source": "浪浪浪浪里个浪。蛋蛋!挺你!", "target": "先捞" }, { "source": "先捞", "target": "人家是酸菜饺子啦~" }, { "source": "人家是酸菜饺子啦~", "target": "韭菜鸡蛋" }, { "source": "韭菜鸡蛋", "target": "讨厌韭菜不解释" }, { "source": "讨厌韭菜不解释", "target": "韭菜我只能吃饺子,不然我也吃不进去" }, { "source": "韭菜我只能吃饺子,不然我也吃不进去", "target": "韭菜。。。我只能吃韭菜盒子。。。的边还得把韭菜刮干净" }, { "source": "本来就是嘛~我最近出去就经常收获东西啊,没准还能艳遇哇咔咔。你又收获了什么?", "target": "艳遇。。。够呛" }, { "source": "我没看懂暗示什么但我是先举报了", "target": "这不是我,我没有那么含蓄" }, { "source": "姐姐,你的眉毛咋又不化呀", "target": "不会化" }, { "source": "刚开始读研的时候,特别难熬,头发掉的刘海那块儿都秃了,皮肤非常差,经常崩溃,过了第一个学期,好多了。必经之路啊没办法", "target": "主要就我早来了没有同路人" }, { "source": "主要就我早来了没有同路人", "target": "每个人都有每个人的难,看开点" }, { "source": "准备留在湖南?", "target": "可能会" }, { "source": "今天周五啦", "target": "好了" }, { "source": "高三了,压力好大,高三有什么要注意的问题吗?", "target": "该吃吃该喝喝该玩玩" }, { "source": "讲真,谁说这身衣服很老套,我觉得颜色很复古,小幂穿上别有一番韵味", "target": "哈哈,我是觉得吧,没人会说" }, { "source": "明天终于可以休息了!!!棒呆!!", "target": "明天过周末" }, { "source": "你回来了?", "target": "行,你不爱我们了" }, { "source": "行,你不爱我们了", "target": "不!我快爱死你们了!!!我错啦!!!这次真的时间太紧张啦!!" }, { "source": "比赛美到我啦!!!太棒!!!!", "target": "真的么,有人喜欢真是太开心了" }, { "source": "真的么,有人喜欢真是太开心了", "target": "真的!!很棒!" }, { "source": "真的!!很棒!", "target": "后悔没录啊,好可以" }, { "source": "我想知道别人是谁", "target": "不告诉你哈哈啊哈哈" }, { "source": "看着不吃都开心有过年的感觉", "target": "是呀这几天过年的氛围越来越浓了" }, { "source": "号召少容一起,如果晚上我没看房的话我也可以去哈", "target": "嗯希望如此,分担负担" }, { "source": "霸道总裁爱上我", "target": "你的霸道总裁在哪。" }, { "source": "迷路了?", "target": "我还搞忘我限号了" }, { "source": "任性", "target": "哭了我都丢了" }, { "source": "哭了我都丢了", "target": "话都说不清楚" }, { "source": "我好像吧霸王花画胖了", "target": "可算是,把人家画胖了" }, { "source": "回家了。拜拜了。", "target": "钓鱼了,回家" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈美白牙齿的重要性强调者", "target": "是我本人没错了!" }, { "source": "小日子过得不错嘛!", "target": "跟婷姐混~" }, { "source": "跟婷姐混~", "target": "你们今天又去哪哈皮去了!" }, { "source": "咦,我也在潍坊,男朋友也是武警", "target": "一起加油吧" }, { "source": "这个表情是针对小哥舞蹈秀的那句...~", "target": "你懂的到时候拉你去看" }, { "source": "你懂的到时候拉你去看", "target": "会有那一天么" }, { "source": "会有那一天么", "target": "我觉得他要是去上海我肯定去北京就没办法了" }, { "source": "我觉得他要是去上海我肯定去北京就没办法了", "target": "北京放着我来!只要是暑假的时候!" }, { "source": "北京放着我来!只要是暑假的时候!", "target": "对哦对哦!好吧那我也去我要跟你挤一个床!" }, { "source": "身高", "target": "要身高干嘛" }, { "source": "要身高干嘛", "target": "知道一下嘛" }, { "source": "知道一下嘛", "target": "170" }, { "source": "170", "target": "跟我一样咯" }, { "source": "狩猎的男主是美剧汉尼拔的主演,演技派", "target": "狩猎没看过,回去看看" }, { "source": "又要长5斤肉嘎嘎了!", "target": "错五点八斤朋友哈哈哈'你在爪子" }, { "source": "错五点八斤朋友哈哈哈'你在爪子", "target": "我在想你把小学刮我的钱还给我" }, { "source": "我在想你把小学刮我的钱还给我", "target": "哈哈'你好记仇咯'刮了最多几十哈哈'没相通哇还是" }, { "source": "哈哈'你好记仇咯'刮了最多几十哈哈'没相通哇还是", "target": "哈哈哈。我们是仇人!" }, { "source": "哎呀~好漂亮,这小嘴,等谁呐", "target": "谁也不等" }, { "source": "安琪更美", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "胖虎脸怎么变这么大了。", "target": "肥佐~" }, { "source": "肥佐~", "target": "天冷了,可以下锅了。" }, { "source": "我去,我经常自己一个人去看电影,女孩子一个人看电影犯法啦?", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你昨天吐了?", "target": "腿都吐软了" }, { "source": "读书顶个球用", "target": "哈哈哈正解" }, { "source": "可怜的孩纸,来吧,来找姐姐我", "target": "姐姐你是可以带我玩嘛哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "立夏男友,看这个名称就知道她们没有结婚", "target": "小说里写到结婚前一天,立夏称他为我的丈夫,我把它理解为已经领证了" }, { "source": "小说里写到结婚前一天,立夏称他为我的丈夫,我把它理解为已经领证了", "target": "结婚前一天啊那也有逃婚的可能" }, { "source": "珍爱和平,勿忘国耻,犯我中华,虽远必诛!", "target": "勿忘国耻" }, { "source": "永远不要信那些爱玩水上摩托的男人,下水之前还信誓旦旦不摔我下水", "target": "叼死他!那我只能和我老公玩" }, { "source": "798是个拍照的好地方!", "target": "哈哈没错其实差不多也是奔着这个去的" }, { "source": "快报出前任身高", "target": "160" }, { "source": "新“亮剑”?厉害啊", "target": "多多关注哦!很值得期待的一部剧" }, { "source": "男神为毛这么开心", "target": "看见我就这样…我有那么可笑么!" }, { "source": "说人话!(到底啥意思啦怕怕的!)", "target": "说我自己啦,你们都好好的-.-|||" }, { "source": "说我自己啦,你们都好好的-.-|||", "target": "呼出一口气(喂!),抚摸巨师" }, { "source": "我也想知道,还能去玩吗?缆车还能坐吗", "target": "我昨天去三叠泉的时候有缆车。是能坐的。昨天下午开始也下雪了。今天我没有去不知道。我昨天是走着玩三叠泉的" }, { "source": "我昨天去三叠泉的时候有缆车。是能坐的。昨天下午开始也下雪了。今天我没有去不知道。我昨天是走着玩三叠泉的", "target": "怎么走我也想走过去" }, { "source": "怎么样,目前在纠结芽庄还是岘港", "target": "芽庄吧" }, { "source": "芽庄吧", "target": "跟团还是自由" }, { "source": "跟团还是自由", "target": "自由" }, { "source": "自由", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "天堂湾必须去那海湾太好了人还少" }, { "source": "天堂湾必须去那海湾太好了人还少", "target": "珍珠岛,泥浆浴" }, { "source": "珍珠岛,泥浆浴", "target": "珍珠岛垃圾泥浆浴也一般但是体验一下新鲜还是可以的" }, { "source": "天天开开心心上班", "target": "快帮我走后门进你们公司" }, { "source": "快帮我走后门进你们公司", "target": "好呀好呀你要不要来面试" }, { "source": "好呀好呀你要不要来面试", "target": "还缺倒茶送水的吗" }, { "source": "坏人你又发吃勒出来我又饿哦。。。星星猩猩。。。", "target": "...你等贵阳再冷点随便找哪条偏点勒街上不到处都是汽油罐罐里面烤红薯勒啊?!我这点是太难的吃到哦!" }, { "source": "你挑好的五张我还一张都没给你寄呢~", "target": "不急不急" }, { "source": "我钟爱红色和白色,我最爱白色经典款", "target": "恩,白色匡威很少年" }, { "source": "恩,白色匡威很少年", "target": "人家是女纸" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈美丽芭蕾天鹅颈", "target": "现在没了吗!!!!?" }, { "source": "哪里有病哪里邮宝?", "target": "错别字比较多哦亲" }, { "source": "错别字比较多哦亲", "target": "哈哈你能懂我/" }, { "source": "你要走了吗", "target": "嗯,待会就走了。" }, { "source": "这衣服不错啊", "target": "我的眼光可以吧,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我的眼光可以吧,哈哈哈", "target": "好看,想买" }, { "source": "我的天!你搬过来一起住吧不要房租每天做早点就行!", "target": "那得先把段老师撵走吖~" }, { "source": "那得先把段老师撵走吖~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈好的没问题!" }, { "source": "易烊千玺,致敬经典,谢谢前辈,一直在追梦,易烊千玺会继续热血前行", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "没有听到的人有愿意听我唱的吗", "target": "有!" }, { "source": "除了踢球谈恋爱,他现在还有啥可炫的", "target": "有你什么事了" }, { "source": "我十点多走了,他们还在忙,明天要出报纸", "target": "你在报社做?" }, { "source": "女神怎么了?", "target": "被欺负啊" }, { "source": "被欺负啊", "target": "扁他啊" }, { "source": "个发型溜我中意", "target": "复古复古" }, { "source": "早安早安", "target": "晚上好" }, { "source": "我就想娜娜要是在的话,今天会有多幸福", "target": "是呗!一家四口多幸福!哎……" }, { "source": "是呗!一家四口多幸福!哎……", "target": "在想…今儿叔会不会回家去看看娜娜…跟娜娜聊聊天啥的【感觉太虐" }, { "source": "在想…今儿叔会不会回家去看看娜娜…跟娜娜聊聊天啥的【感觉太虐", "target": "估计两个孩子今天也不能开心了今天实在太特别" }, { "source": "兰蔻消费多少可以领生日礼呢", "target": "我加起来600多块。不仅生日礼,这半年领4,5次了……" }, { "source": "我加起来600多块。不仅生日礼,这半年领4,5次了……", "target": "买600多块的东西然后送了一套这个?????????" }, { "source": "龙哥好型", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "现在还在等的我们猪", "target": "干嘛呢" }, { "source": "金瓶安耐晒涂身上,银瓶涂脸,一有空就补", "target": "安耐晒好多人推荐啊很好用吗" }, { "source": "安耐晒好多人推荐啊很好用吗", "target": "在海边兜一圈回来都感觉没太变黑,感动到哭泣" }, { "source": "大哥,我这里是乡下地方好么!能比得来的啊", "target": "话说土豪~你还需要考虑买房吗~~" }, { "source": "为神马我给你早上打电话你从来没接过", "target": "因为在学校都静音所以接到全凭运气" }, { "source": "因为在学校都静音所以接到全凭运气", "target": "我说的在家里我们约饭的时候" }, { "source": "来呀~快活呀~", "target": "等你回来陪我逛街呢" }, { "source": "等你回来陪我逛街呢", "target": "你回学校了吗?" }, { "source": "你回学校了吗?", "target": "回来啦" }, { "source": "目前集到三张友善福需要友善的和我换", "target": "我要友善能换吗" }, { "source": "为什么魅蓝涨价全都骂红米涨价都支持?", "target": "因为带节奏的都是米粉呀" }, { "source": "我想说基于过生活你该考虑下回来、", "target": "不对生活是在哪里都能过的努力点就是了" }, { "source": "我可不就是陌生人么!", "target": "对啊我连您家监控都没看过多陌生" }, { "source": "所以我生气时,不要怪我", "target": "怪我咯" }, { "source": "你还没有回来", "target": "不知道呐你放假了?我可能…………可能……" }, { "source": "你吼了,别人又恨到你了", "target": "不可能我叫他闭嘴大家肯定会感谢我" }, { "source": "你不说我就看不到你", "target": "我好奇这个女人究竟是什么鬼" }, { "source": "和谐换爱国", "target": "我多爱国可以换吗?" }, { "source": "我多爱国可以换吗?", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "休养生息", "target": "妹妹,你休冷个三四十天看你得行不,还不准你吃烟" }, { "source": "妹妹,你休冷个三四十天看你得行不,还不准你吃烟", "target": "难受!!打麻将消磨时间" }, { "source": "难受!!打麻将消磨时间", "target": "打麻将,你想嘛,不能坐的,只能躺到起" }, { "source": "美丽", "target": "我就喜欢你这种有眼光的" }, { "source": "我就喜欢你这种有眼光的", "target": "我也有眼光啊" }, { "source": "我也有眼光啊", "target": "嗯,你这种敢说真话得态度很好" }, { "source": "哪所?这样金稳妹子不就很难找到男朋友了么", "target": "武汉大学。。。这性别黑的" }, { "source": "武汉大学。。。这性别黑的", "target": "深夜带着男朋友看看樱花还是不错" }, { "source": "深夜带着男朋友看看樱花还是不错", "target": "爱闹啊。。。你去哪里了?" }, { "source": "爱闹啊。。。你去哪里了?", "target": "广外,我保送的,我们有空调哟" }, { "source": "广外,我保送的,我们有空调哟", "target": "哈哈哈,我们也有哟" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我们也有哟", "target": "什么!怎么可以酱紫,不过你们军训会有非一般的感觉噢" }, { "source": "什么!怎么可以酱紫,不过你们军训会有非一般的感觉噢", "target": "祈雨,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "无论走都哪我都祈求原谅。。。", "target": "我也是。" }, { "source": "当众", "target": "被发现了快来勾搭我。" }, { "source": "被发现了快来勾搭我。", "target": "你这是要求被勾搭..要勾搭的人没主意" }, { "source": "你这是要求被勾搭..要勾搭的人没主意", "target": "对对对勾搭我的越多越好。" }, { "source": "对对对勾搭我的越多越好。", "target": "你不纯情" }, { "source": "你不纯情", "target": "还好还好还好对我纯情的我喜欢。" }, { "source": "还好还好还好对我纯情的我喜欢。", "target": "不知道说什么我招架不住你这种很会说的" }, { "source": "不知道说什么我招架不住你这种很会说的", "target": "我哪里有很会说阿哈哈事实嘛" }, { "source": "我哪里有很会说阿哈哈事实嘛", "target": "哈,纯情的没多少会找上门来.." }, { "source": "哈,纯情的没多少会找上门来..", "target": "难道就没有喜欢我的么!" }, { "source": "烦躁烦躁,想到一三五九烦躁", "target": "哎哟当初的童茜姐也是这样滴排成了就好了滴哈~~" }, { "source": "哎哟当初的童茜姐也是这样滴排成了就好了滴哈~~", "target": "去年我也心情烦躁过来了" }, { "source": "去年我也心情烦躁过来了", "target": "去年因为你也按学千红哈哈~~今年还好了我们都已经给大二的来教了~~我们负责监督就好哈哈" }, { "source": "去年因为你也按学千红哈哈~~今年还好了我们都已经给大二的来教了~~我们负责监督就好哈哈", "target": "就这点值得庆幸" }, { "source": "就这点值得庆幸", "target": "嘘嘘~~" }, { "source": "感觉疯狂动物城比海底总动员2好看", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "淡定。。老人家都是楞个的。。体谅下别个,也许你老啦之后也是别个口中的怪老婆婆", "target": "我晓得。我只是当时黑气,哈哈就好了" }, { "source": "我晓得。我只是当时黑气,哈哈就好了", "target": "不要气,老婆婆是黑念叨得,黑正常。" }, { "source": "不要气,老婆婆是黑念叨得,黑正常。", "target": "知道了。我浪个都应该让到她" }, { "source": "终于开上装乙车了", "target": "那是甲!什么乙!" }, { "source": "那是甲!什么乙!", "target": "你是乙,装你的车,叫装乙车(强行解释)" }, { "source": "手指指甲里的小月牙", "target": "你看像吗?" }, { "source": "你看像吗?", "target": "像才这么说的" }, { "source": "落叶飘飘,天气渐冷,大家注意保暖哟", "target": "嗯,又降温啦" }, { "source": "我看见了叁木!", "target": "叁木是哪个阿亲爱的我找不到呢" }, { "source": "一楼大亮", "target": "太打击我了~" }, { "source": "给你个永远秋风萧瑟好不好?", "target": "好哇好哇.." }, { "source": "要我回来陪陪你不,一起打蟑螂。", "target": "估计我们两个就一起躲在一边尖叫了。哈哈。" }, { "source": "估计我们两个就一起躲在一边尖叫了。哈哈。", "target": "只要蟑螂不飞我就还可以应付!" }, { "source": "每一篇小说都有一份沉淀那就是渴望的心怀不过爱有时不会像小说那样随意安排还是遇见若安好珍惜之~", "target": "哪来随意?" }, { "source": "奥特曼等你回邢台了我们也要去吃好吃滴哇哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "好啊去石家庄也要吃" }, { "source": "好啊去石家庄也要吃", "target": "好滴呀好滴呀目前工作还是木有着落" }, { "source": "偷窥人家的隐私了,我估计那女同事要是知道被你发现了这个秘密,一定后悔让你帮她。", "target": "无意中发现的应该不算吧……" }, { "source": "恭喜刘亦菲重获单身", "target": "恭喜" }, { "source": "长春这破机场是不是很破。", "target": "没进到机场我们有专车接送去宾馆休息了" }, { "source": "没进到机场我们有专车接送去宾馆休息了", "target": "专车接送!(逻辑重音在“专”上)。住在市区?" }, { "source": "亲爱的求无水印的啊啊啊真的好美", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "到处炫耀猫,妈耶", "target": "又不是我的猫" }, { "source": "我不是很温柔吗", "target": "是啊,超级" }, { "source": "是啊,超级", "target": "天哪你竟然夸我,太不正常了" }, { "source": "减肥不吃饭不行", "target": "就是晚上不吃,可以的" }, { "source": "就是晚上不吃,可以的", "target": "你这样减肥不健康,饭是要吃的" }, { "source": "你这样减肥不健康,饭是要吃的", "target": "一天两顿呢,晚上会喝豆浆和牛奶,饿大了还会吃水果蔬菜" }, { "source": "一天两顿呢,晚上会喝豆浆和牛奶,饿大了还会吃水果蔬菜", "target": "吃这么多啊" }, { "source": "电脑还是快点还给老板吧别被发现了", "target": "喊这么大声你是故意的吗!" }, { "source": "还不睡?", "target": "中午睡多了,晚上就闹精神了。" }, { "source": "中午睡多了,晚上就闹精神了。", "target": "给是白天就在家睡觉!" }, { "source": "给是白天就在家睡觉!", "target": "是呢,是呢" }, { "source": "想吃甄糕", "target": "胖子家的真是太好吃了不枉费早起去买" }, { "source": "胖子家的真是太好吃了不枉费早起去买", "target": "对据说卖完就没了!!" }, { "source": "给你个眼神", "target": "还你一个眼神" }, { "source": "周末不是休息么?", "target": "明天就要上班了啊" }, { "source": "明天就要上班了啊", "target": "还有一个晚上呢" }, { "source": "还有一个晚上呢", "target": "好吧,周末最后的挣扎" }, { "source": "我的天你结婚了恭喜", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你想火想疯了吧?谁稀罕关注你这个10086线唱歌的?", "target": "没有你红" }, { "source": "没有你红", "target": "嗯是的知名歌手听都没听说过想被明星关注很有面子对不" }, { "source": "奔奔,可以麻烦你帮我看一下这是什么问题吗", "target": "同问" }, { "source": "手哥,请问结过婚的小两口还有必要过情人节吗?", "target": "当然有必要" }, { "source": "我想问一下你这烤龙虾是在酒店附近吃的么", "target": "不是的,酒店附近的比较贵,我们是出了酒店向右走,在一个路口吃的路边摊,要便宜一点。" }, { "source": "说啊周主要去拉赞助,安排什么的", "target": "哦章,好里,我正有事慢慢调整我的脚啊" }, { "source": "哦章,好里,我正有事慢慢调整我的脚啊", "target": "在家慢慢养伤,等待爆发" }, { "source": "你们都把你们的刘海肿么了", "target": "要走大背头的路线了〜" }, { "source": "不危险的。我不会游泳,原来也比较怕水,胆子大点很好玩的。开始有些小怕,后来就没感觉了", "target": "是么,那不错,那里的河水干净么?准备在镇远古镇抱团去,费用不知道要多少?没什么经验,你去玩过了,有什么需要注意的,介不介意告诉我一下,嘿嘿…thank~!" }, { "source": "是么,那不错,那里的河水干净么?准备在镇远古镇抱团去,费用不知道要多少?没什么经验,你去玩过了,有什么需要注意的,介不介意告诉我一下,嘿嘿…thank~!", "target": "水干净,都是抱团,车费加漂流一共220〜" }, { "source": "水干净,都是抱团,车费加漂流一共220〜", "target": "知道了,谢谢你。" }, { "source": "知道了,谢谢你。", "target": "不用〜" }, { "source": "我在马路边捡到一分钱", "target": "别人专门丢给我的" }, { "source": "别人专门丢给我的", "target": "在一个大石头下面压着呢" }, { "source": "在一个大石头下面压着呢", "target": "你咋知道。" }, { "source": "我请假了", "target": "那你真的很棒棒哦" }, { "source": "男的就是爱,女的也是爱,你思春了", "target": "思个鬼啊!" }, { "source": "思个鬼啊!", "target": "你今天不能做梦了" }, { "source": "看到罗马球衣!", "target": "唯一的亮点被发现了!" }, { "source": "送我一只小狗狗吧", "target": "这个是大狗哦!" }, { "source": "这个是大狗哦!", "target": "有机会让我领养过小的大的养不起" }, { "source": "有机会让我领养过小的大的养不起", "target": "有什么要求的?" }, { "source": "星哥,您早", "target": "你可以的,加油" }, { "source": "准备过夜吧", "target": "就不!!" }, { "source": "大夏天你解我冻?!我不热啊!", "target": "那你冻着,鲲鲲,我们走" }, { "source": "那你冻着,鲲鲲,我们走", "target": "别啊,在这炎热的天气赠你一场暴风雨可好?" }, { "source": "别啊,在这炎热的天气赠你一场暴风雨可好?", "target": "别别别,我刚刚经历完台风,还没缓过来" }, { "source": "别别别,我刚刚经历完台风,还没缓过来", "target": "好巧我也是台风真可怕我移动网都被吹得没信号了" }, { "source": "头发颜色好酷!", "target": "哈哈我蛮想去染绿或是染蓝来着" }, { "source": "哈哈我蛮想去染绿或是染蓝来着", "target": "绿的好看!" }, { "source": "绿的好看!", "target": "嗯可是舍不得漂" }, { "source": "嗯可是舍不得漂", "target": "我觉得挺伤头发的" }, { "source": "我觉得挺伤头发的", "target": "是啊所以不敢弄" }, { "source": "这行李我也有那个蓝色的。", "target": "蓝色的不好用,用一次要报废了" }, { "source": "一般这种情况,我吹头发顺便把耳朵里吹干了~", "target": "它流进去了我洗完了也吹耳朵但是太深了好像没用" }, { "source": "它流进去了我洗完了也吹耳朵但是太深了好像没用", "target": "你是怎么做到的?那你要不要去看看?!" }, { "source": "你是怎么做到的?那你要不要去看看?!", "target": "没事啦反正只是清水而已等它自己干吧……" }, { "source": "没事啦反正只是清水而已等它自己干吧……", "target": "一般没事。下次洗澡注意一点。" }, { "source": "一般没事。下次洗澡注意一点。", "target": "好嘞~" }, { "source": "请问你知道东湖支行什么时候开业吗", "target": "快了,怎么?你应聘了?" }, { "source": "快了,怎么?你应聘了?", "target": "是哇,但是一直还没有回复呢。" }, { "source": "是哇,但是一直还没有回复呢。", "target": "前段时间有参加面试吗?" }, { "source": "前段时间有参加面试吗?", "target": "有的。现在有人过来报道了么?" }, { "source": "辛苦了,心疼你", "target": "还好还好" }, { "source": "哈哈宣汉今天凉快我好无聊哦~", "target": "我更无聊课少休息五天上2天而且还是我一个人!!" }, { "source": "我更无聊课少休息五天上2天而且还是我一个人!!", "target": "你可以去海边。。~我还从来没去过海边" }, { "source": "准备回来啦", "target": "不回,上漂" }, { "source": "不回,上漂", "target": "哎呀,恭喜哦" }, { "source": "谁怎么你了??", "target": "我想保护所有的女孩子,不受到男人类的伤害" }, { "source": "我想保护所有的女孩子,不受到男人类的伤害", "target": "嗯嗯,好的好的,大家都支持你!!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,好的好的,大家都支持你!!", "target": "梦想已经被家人拍灭" }, { "source": "梦想已经被家人拍灭", "target": "谁是渣男" }, { "source": "谁是渣男", "target": "渣确实不过遇见渣男可能自己也有问题" }, { "source": "这种线太垃圾,等魅族原装升级线", "target": "我觉着原装还比这条升级线好看" }, { "source": "我手巧,可以拜师吗?以后给我儿子做手工课的助理……", "target": "太抬举我了" }, { "source": "我觉得不发钱就别祝福了,转发的人和打开读的人都挺累的", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "《奇葩大会》又可以看了吗!", "target": "同问!!!!!我刚重看完第四季" }, { "source": "同问!!!!!我刚重看完第四季", "target": "上了上了快去看!" }, { "source": "你有小闺女啦?", "target": "没有,这个看起来像宝宝鞋是不是?是给我自己买的,叫摇摇鞋!" }, { "source": "没有,这个看起来像宝宝鞋是不是?是给我自己买的,叫摇摇鞋!", "target": "啊好吧听说这种鞋舒服" }, { "source": "是啊。所以快点让我们见面吧。。我想你了妞。钱没多少,掉了几张卡。我没什么,你自己照顾好自己就行", "target": "玛德太背时啊!!!!!!下次注意点哈等我哪天去上两柱香!" }, { "source": "玛德太背时啊!!!!!!下次注意点哈等我哪天去上两柱香!", "target": "嗯。回来,第一个见你,亲爱的" }, { "source": "你要去哪里?", "target": "吃饭!" }, { "source": "吃饭!", "target": "肉肉" }, { "source": "肉肉", "target": "拜拜" }, { "source": "拜拜", "target": "你要去哪里?" }, { "source": "你要去哪里?", "target": "一会见" }, { "source": "一会见", "target": "好的看来你已经不再爱我" }, { "source": "喜欢海蓝之谜", "target": "就是太贵了。" }, { "source": "好可爱的小眼神", "target": "嗯嗯特别会装无辜" }, { "source": "高中生你好", "target": "谢谢你阿姨!" }, { "source": "谢谢你阿姨!", "target": "明明是姐姐!" }, { "source": "我很爱男朋友可是我因为家里的问题我不得跟他分手怎么办?就是我爸妈不会满意他", "target": "那就放下吧,不被祝福的爱情会很坎坷。" }, { "source": "大灯清洗排上用了", "target": "大灯清洗不是号称比较没用的几大配置之一吗……" }, { "source": "我的天啊架子鼓是我最想学的乐器没有之一!", "target": "学呀!热烈推荐唉" }, { "source": "学呀!热烈推荐唉", "target": "现在没有这个机会也没这个时间到时一定会学的!!!" }, { "source": "现在没有这个机会也没这个时间到时一定会学的!!!", "target": "其实有一双筷子就可以开始学" }, { "source": "其实有一双筷子就可以开始学", "target": "真的假的那我要去试试" }, { "source": "回来了吗", "target": "没有、还得俩周" }, { "source": "你不是怕闷的吗?", "target": "我不是怕,是真的好闷好吗" }, { "source": "上央视了?", "target": "就内意思" }, { "source": "就内意思", "target": "几号播呀?" }, { "source": "几号播呀?", "target": "今儿不就开始直播了么" }, { "source": "巴西世界杯冠军是谁?", "target": "这个比较难,我看看吧,没准是德国" }, { "source": "这个比较难,我看看吧,没准是德国", "target": "那我买德国赢" }, { "source": "那我买德国赢", "target": "肯定是德国,我也这么认为的" }, { "source": "肯定是德国,我也这么认为的", "target": "快乐大本营" }, { "source": "无聊", "target": "好吧好吧," }, { "source": "公交太晃,不好在上面玩。。。", "target": "小心安全" }, { "source": "还没休息?", "target": "么有…" }, { "source": "怎么没打水印啊", "target": "哈哈。水印在衣服上~~" }, { "source": "下次列个清单,等他出来一条一条发", "target": "蒽蒽!这个建议不错,不过诺儿一回复我,我一激动,就神马都忘了!" }, { "source": "蒽蒽!这个建议不错,不过诺儿一回复我,我一激动,就神马都忘了!", "target": "呜呜…知道人家又没赶上还打击我!你个坏人!欺负新人啊?" }, { "source": "都穿上雪地靴了", "target": "今天北京下雪了又雨夹雪了特别冷" }, { "source": "今天北京下雪了又雨夹雪了特别冷", "target": "多穿点" }, { "source": "我不说话就吻你!", "target": "想起来你以前也是这个发型!" }, { "source": "想起来你以前也是这个发型!", "target": "然而现在的我没有发型" }, { "source": "从了我再告诉你", "target": "来让我摸摸" }, { "source": "来让我摸摸", "target": "那你来领我回家" }, { "source": "那你来领我回家", "target": "在哪" }, { "source": "在哪", "target": "我在滨州" }, { "source": "我在滨州", "target": "很近" }, { "source": "很近", "target": "那你都不来领我回家" }, { "source": "那你都不来领我回家", "target": "你家在哪" }, { "source": "你家在哪", "target": "滨州" }, { "source": "滨州", "target": "人在哪?" }, { "source": "人在哪?", "target": "滨州啊" }, { "source": "星期一去波波家吃火锅", "target": "又他家又火锅。这几天我感觉我时间完全不够用了感觉不会爱了" }, { "source": "又他家又火锅。这几天我感觉我时间完全不够用了感觉不会爱了", "target": "那就去你家吃火锅嘛,还不用带锅" }, { "source": "那就去你家吃火锅嘛,还不用带锅", "target": "考虑下。" }, { "source": "考虑下。", "target": "去你家嘛,让他带酒" }, { "source": "咱悠着点哈", "target": "别悠了,再悠就没人要了" }, { "source": "别悠了,再悠就没人要了", "target": "姐的魅力就算不闪到所有人,也有漏网之鱼吧。。。" }, { "source": "姐的魅力就算不闪到所有人,也有漏网之鱼吧。。。", "target": "你还想闪到所有人啊问题是,有吗…" }, { "source": "你还想闪到所有人啊问题是,有吗…", "target": "有没有闪到你?" }, { "source": "杉杉坐了一天车,一定累了,好好休息,姐下了", "target": "好的,亲爱的瓶子也好好休息哦" }, { "source": "好的,亲爱的瓶子也好好休息哦", "target": "乖乖先晚安啦" }, { "source": "所以你有闺蜜群吗,还是公然在寝室群...?", "target": "没有闺蜜没有闺蜜群" }, { "source": "没有闺蜜没有闺蜜群", "target": "你以前还跟我说寝室夜谈会什么的" }, { "source": "你以前还跟我说寝室夜谈会什么的", "target": "又不是闺蜜" }, { "source": "又不是闺蜜", "target": "熟的??嗷呜,我以为熟的就算闺密,分这么清吗" }, { "source": "熟的??嗷呜,我以为熟的就算闺密,分这么清吗", "target": "不一样" }, { "source": "我帮你胖", "target": "没事我自己来" }, { "source": "没事我自己来", "target": "不要客气" }, { "source": "为什么不问问我吃什么?", "target": "为啥开始秀恩爱了" }, { "source": "晚安!!", "target": "晚安哦~" }, { "source": "你周日回得来不", "target": "够呛到时候联系你吧要不我这两天被老实没在群里说话呢他姥姥住院了" }, { "source": "我呢,我也是少女", "target": "哈哈哈哈弯弯还是卷卷" }, { "source": "你的对手不是我,后悔没报名了", "target": "报名也不会是一个岗位" }, { "source": "椒姐,加油呀,", "target": "嗯嗯哈,尽力哟" }, { "source": "不穿裙子,既低调又与众不同,毕竟去年得过奖了。。", "target": "12356789" }, { "source": "12356789", "target": "狗带" }, { "source": "你还不顺便过来,拿你的东西", "target": "哈哈,这是以前的图!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈,这是以前的图!!!", "target": "你是要帮我搬家吗" }, { "source": "为什么我每次睡觉之间想他还是梦不到", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "没出门不代表还在床上", "target": "哇塞!你是10点上班的吗??" }, { "source": "哇塞!你是10点上班的吗??", "target": "九点啊" }, { "source": "有才的人一般都有些怪癖,这才符合平等逻辑,否则怎么说“人无完人”哩!", "target": "周杰伦眼睛小啊" }, { "source": "周杰伦眼睛小啊", "target": ".这……也算?." }, { "source": "今晚有东西来找你了,嘿嘿", "target": "学长吓我" }, { "source": "记得我的洗眼液哈哈哈", "target": "以为你买了呢那我这次去帮你买" }, { "source": "想知道这么好看的字是怎么练出来的", "target": "没有练过" }, { "source": "小哥哥别生气", "target": "大哥哥已经生气啦" }, { "source": "大哥哥已经生气啦", "target": "那不然我帮你骂他" }, { "source": "谢谢辣椒哥哥来临", "target": "不谢,妹晚上好!" }, { "source": "子俊特别适合紫色,青云志里也是紫色,特别撩", "target": "真的好想看他演一部适合他的男主古装剧!" }, { "source": "真的好想看他演一部适合他的男主古装剧!", "target": "我也想,但是又觉得他演反派特别赞,有点纠结" }, { "source": "我也想,但是又觉得他演反派特别赞,有点纠结", "target": "主角也可以是反派!比如东宫这部小说。" }, { "source": "主角也可以是反派!比如东宫这部小说。", "target": "希望有那种亦正亦邪的男主找他演" }, { "source": "世外桃源", "target": "这次去的时间不太够,可惜了呐" }, { "source": "SR准备打卡不?", "target": "旺角的应该可以" }, { "source": "我也很好奇,我做了啥让大家完全不理我。。。", "target": "至少很多人应该都会来追着问那个妹子是谁,话说是画质原因么?好像不是啊……" }, { "source": "至少很多人应该都会来追着问那个妹子是谁,话说是画质原因么?好像不是啊……", "target": "我猜我没有让人转发的气场~" }, { "source": "多大的芒果?", "target": "那个青芒跟42码的鞋底那么大,果核还是扁的,敲好吃" }, { "source": "那个青芒跟42码的鞋底那么大,果核还是扁的,敲好吃", "target": "哇,真大个" }, { "source": "哇,真大个", "target": "切成条,大口吃,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "切成条,大口吃,嘿嘿", "target": "在南方的好处~" }, { "source": "在南方的好处~", "target": "商场应该都有呀" }, { "source": "你怎么都有工作牌了啊", "target": "你还没有么?" }, { "source": "你还没有么?", "target": "是啊,我没的,不过我也不想要,他可能是把你当正式员工了" }, { "source": "大妹砸那啥没男票吧,给我排个号", "target": "这是您的号码牌拿好左边排队" }, { "source": "移动木有", "target": "我都用过" }, { "source": "我都用过", "target": "你能" }, { "source": "你能", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "真的", "target": "你现在再来用用" }, { "source": "你现在再来用用", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "你能你上" }, { "source": "你能你上", "target": "我来的时候还用了" }, { "source": "小苗快快长!", "target": "除了每周浇水,还需要做点儿什么呢?需要买养料吗?有些叶子边边有些发黑了" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢亲" }, { "source": "我昨晚梦到你了咧~", "target": "梦见我在做什么呢,这周末再一起玩不" }, { "source": "来来来一起孤单", "target": "你怎么会孤单" }, { "source": "你去支教了?", "target": "支教了,转成功没?" }, { "source": "支教了,转成功没?", "target": "成了不知道是好还是坏" }, { "source": "成了不知道是好还是坏", "target": "肯定比商英好就行了" }, { "source": "肯定比商英好就行了", "target": "可是学的计算机啊。。。我不想当程序猿。。" }, { "source": "可是学的计算机啊。。。我不想当程序猿。。", "target": "这有什么~我要认识工科妹子了~以前都没啥见过~" }, { "source": "少女", "target": "你更少女哈哈哈" }, { "source": "星期五放假?", "target": "周四周五都放假" }, { "source": "周四周五都放假", "target": "这4个格子的火锅店叫什么名字" }, { "source": "莲蓉不知道是不是炒太干了,都是松散的", "target": "糖和油加了吗?" }, { "source": "糖和油加了吗?", "target": "加了" }, { "source": "加了", "target": "可能油加的不够" }, { "source": "闭嘴", "target": "你给爹好好说话" }, { "source": "一直觉得驾驭的了这种卷发的女孩子都是仙女本人", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "为何不相信爱情!", "target": "本来就不用相信.我更信交情不算再说个" }, { "source": "本来就不用相信.我更信交情不算再说个", "target": "爱情是什么" }, { "source": "爱情是什么", "target": "爱情是扯淡" }, { "source": "爱情是扯淡", "target": "如何每天过得快乐" }, { "source": "如何每天过得快乐", "target": "突然好想你" }, { "source": "突然好想你", "target": "我有一个八年的男朋友" }, { "source": "我有一个八年的男朋友", "target": "这..." }, { "source": "这...", "target": "咋啦" }, { "source": "咋啦", "target": "表示没看出雌雄" }, { "source": "看见云南直接无视", "target": "你是瞎吗" }, { "source": "付辛博我哥和你以前住过一个宿舍,在你上技校的时候。", "target": "有毛病吧姑娘我看你脑袋被技校的门夹了吧" }, { "source": "有毛病吧姑娘我看你脑袋被技校的门夹了吧", "target": "你有病吧,吃药了" }, { "source": "来吧认真了", "target": "唉呀不对诶,看看,不服行么?学渣同学,我可没有嫌弃你哦~" }, { "source": "唉呀不对诶,看看,不服行么?学渣同学,我可没有嫌弃你哦~", "target": "为所欲为" }, { "source": "我想找一个东北的男朋友最好是哈尔滨的找不到就是没缘分", "target": "哈哈,缘分不够,我是大连。" }, { "source": "哈哈,缘分不够,我是大连。", "target": "那就你吧" }, { "source": "那就你吧", "target": "分手割腕还是跳楼?" }, { "source": "分手割腕还是跳楼?", "target": "什么都不干好好过日子" }, { "source": "周末考计算机", "target": "考的怎么样呀" }, { "source": "考的怎么样呀", "target": "感觉还不错吧" }, { "source": "我今天刚去了一趟帝都", "target": "来玩儿" }, { "source": "棒棒哒你们俩越来越文艺了", "target": "一个人在寝室,无聊啊" }, { "source": "赞一个", "target": "音乐节没去成好遗憾" }, { "source": "我最近总是睡不着。", "target": "理解,自己要注意休息" }, { "source": "照片中有些还真不能看…不知你删了没…嗯,你是不是不记得我长号,所以不能给我一个电话。", "target": "。。。。我没地方打电话。。大姐" }, { "source": "。。。。我没地方打电话。。大姐", "target": "嗯…" }, { "source": "嗯…", "target": "你电话干嘛不接" }, { "source": "你电话干嘛不接", "target": "刚在洗澡,没事了,你好好上班吧" }, { "source": "百变大毛了", "target": "百变小樱" }, { "source": "百变小樱", "target": "可爱可爱的" }, { "source": "我站我站!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我们两个一直在坚持" }, { "source": "女人么?", "target": "难道男人就不会明知故犯?" }, { "source": "难道男人就不会明知故犯?", "target": "我说。。好辣好辣描述的是女人么?我对其他没兴趣" }, { "source": "你不回来了吗", "target": "回来啊!16号就回来啦" }, { "source": "回来啊!16号就回来啦", "target": "好啊好啊" }, { "source": "好啊好啊", "target": "约吗" }, { "source": "约吗", "target": "约阿约阿" }, { "source": "老大叔打卡南京", "target": "苏州" }, { "source": "我想调生物钟的时候都吃的你可真是个小可爱", "target": "倒头就睡根本不需要这东西" }, { "source": "啥叫女朋友?能吃吗?", "target": "还挺好吃的" }, { "source": "还挺好吃的", "target": "能不能给我来个,让我尝尝啥味的" }, { "source": "能不能给我来个,让我尝尝啥味的", "target": "可好吃了,就是有点贵" }, { "source": "喜欢您来,喜欢您再来~欢迎光临肯德基~", "target": "下次酒我给您备足咯!" }, { "source": "去哪看海", "target": "北戴河吧" }, { "source": "北戴河吧", "target": "北戴河是个河啊" }, { "source": "北戴河是个河啊", "target": "妹儿呀!多读书!" }, { "source": "立马猫眼距怎么回事", "target": "目测得有97.3" }, { "source": "目测得有97.3", "target": "不会吧" }, { "source": "我也特别喜欢看这个电视呢,最害怕的是那个剧院那个僵尸", "target": "我也是!刚从厕所里出现的时候是在卫生间的门下面,当时就给我的心吓的咯噔一下!因为没有思想准备!" }, { "source": "我也是!刚从厕所里出现的时候是在卫生间的门下面,当时就给我的心吓的咯噔一下!因为没有思想准备!", "target": "我就觉得那个僵尸突然看床下有没有人哪一点的眼神最恐怖" }, { "source": "我就觉得那个僵尸突然看床下有没有人哪一点的眼神最恐怖", "target": "是挺吓人的!" }, { "source": "还没睡吗?思密达~", "target": "想你了亲。" }, { "source": "想你了亲。", "target": "。。我勒个去。。。你这是回复我嘛?。。。本来很累。顿时睡意全无。。。" }, { "source": "。。我勒个去。。。你这是回复我嘛?。。。本来很累。顿时睡意全无。。。", "target": "我会点错回复?" }, { "source": "我会点错回复?", "target": "好吧。。对了~我可能会提前回国。。不想待了~" }, { "source": "好吧。。对了~我可能会提前回国。。不想待了~", "target": "没什么意思了" }, { "source": "没什么意思了", "target": "你们俩的对话真要命…啧啧" }, { "source": "前两天刚做,农村大的桃子才七毛一斤,农民种点东西都不值钱", "target": "我今天刚买,10元一斤" }, { "source": "我今天刚买,10元一斤", "target": "网上买有快递成本吧,再一个可能品种不一样。我们这做桃的就是叫119的黄桃,生吃一般,做罐头非常好" }, { "source": "下次11月11,我们依旧上班", "target": "要不你争取下次跟我们一起过光棍吧" }, { "source": "去干鸟", "target": "你完蛋了。。。" }, { "source": "你完蛋了。。。", "target": "你回错人了" }, { "source": "你去厦门玩了?!", "target": "对哒~下午到的~" }, { "source": "对哒~下午到的~", "target": "那么开心!都没有课嘛?" }, { "source": "很显然你没来过大姨妈那痛的要咬人", "target": "我来不了大姨妈" }, { "source": "我也过期了咱俩半斤八两", "target": "懒癌导致现在一份简历也没投" }, { "source": "懒癌导致现在一份简历也没投", "target": "投不投感觉没啥差别人生如此艰难" }, { "source": "我还有一个月才回家你不许回家", "target": "好好好!我反着再坐回去" }, { "source": "你不在韩国?", "target": "我在北京呀亲。哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "起雾的时辰好美啊", "target": "刚好赶上了就是冷" }, { "source": "没几个人讨厌金牛吧.", "target": "我是金牛" }, { "source": "额头,好像是休息不好,睡不够,额头上就会长痘痘", "target": "疯长疯长疯长~你说我会不会是中毒了" }, { "source": "疯长疯长疯长~你说我会不会是中毒了", "target": "不会啦~休息不够,或者是要来M" }, { "source": "不会啦~休息不够,或者是要来M", "target": "最近一个月都这样" }, { "source": "最近一个月都这样", "target": "你最近有什么心事吗?" }, { "source": "你最近有什么心事吗?", "target": "前途未卜" }, { "source": "前途未卜", "target": "也许正是因为你有心事,所以才这样~" }, { "source": "也许正是因为你有心事,所以才这样~", "target": "求前途~" }, { "source": "求前途~", "target": "求啥前途???" }, { "source": "求啥前途???", "target": "想更好的工作" }, { "source": "想更好的工作", "target": "呵呵~我想有工作" }, { "source": "呵呵~我想有工作", "target": "先考了再说" }, { "source": "先考了再说", "target": "嗯~加油!!!!" }, { "source": "你在哪晃哦", "target": "丽江" }, { "source": "丽江", "target": "好想去" }, { "source": "你会不会时常想起我?", "target": "会啊很想很想你" }, { "source": "会啊很想很想你", "target": "我怎么没有感觉到" }, { "source": "我怎么没有感觉到", "target": "因为你没有在想我" }, { "source": "因为你没有在想我", "target": "是我不敢想我要悬崖勒马" }, { "source": "我们班一百多人,绝大部分是女的。男仔应该只有两个左右选", "target": "班上紧多人!!我那里只有12个男生团支书是男的班长纪委生活都是男的" }, { "source": "班上紧多人!!我那里只有12个男生团支书是男的班长纪委生活都是男的", "target": "所以就话,顺其自然嘛" }, { "source": "打脸打脸", "target": "跑步跑步" }, { "source": "咱俩同病相怜,我明天去开刀,这孩子自己不下来啊,愁人", "target": "你几个月了" }, { "source": "小心得一个xxx抱枕", "target": "那我就" }, { "source": "你咋了拜菩萨转转运", "target": "好,下次去烧点香" }, { "source": "三年那是国内政策问题。。。苏联忽然加紧收债这个谁能想得到?50年能预见两个盟友关系国家在60年翻脸?", "target": "这个跟翻脸有关系?!重点是为了参战借了人家钱,你不要转移话题?!" }, { "source": "这个跟翻脸有关系?!重点是为了参战借了人家钱,你不要转移话题?!", "target": "。。打仗自己没钱那怎么打" }, { "source": "。。打仗自己没钱那怎么打", "target": "打仗没钱怎么打?这场根本就不该打,何来没钱怎么打?不该打你还借钱打?!" }, { "source": "大神后天是不是A区出发", "target": "为毛" }, { "source": "为毛", "target": "因为我住丰台呀" }, { "source": "因为我住丰台呀", "target": "今天比赛了否" }, { "source": "下午还会下大吗?", "target": "看下午具体预报吧,更精确" }, { "source": "想恋爱了!!!", "target": "酒不好喝吗?" }, { "source": "文明社会,就是要学会容忍其他人,并且不认为这是自己的恩赐。", "target": "是这个社会越来越不宽容了,小孩子没办法做到绝对不吵闹,有的小孩会因为环境的不同而吵闹不停,但身边越来越多的人不理解,觉得是妈妈没有安抚好小孩,觉得自己已经很累了还要受人打扰,我想说我如果非常累的话小孩哭闹我一样睡的着,反正我觉得这个社会的宽容度越来越低了" }, { "source": "是这个社会越来越不宽容了,小孩子没办法做到绝对不吵闹,有的小孩会因为环境的不同而吵闹不停,但身边越来越多的人不理解,觉得是妈妈没有安抚好小孩,觉得自己已经很累了还要受人打扰,我想说我如果非常累的话小孩哭闹我一样睡的着,反正我觉得这个社会的宽容度越来越低了", "target": "我一直都觉得大众对小孩太苛刻了,哭闹是小孩的正常表达方式却要被大人们去遏制" }, { "source": "票钱怎么给你哇?", "target": "等我回去后给我?'" }, { "source": "等我回去后给我?'", "target": "好的。" }, { "source": "好的。", "target": "好的,得下下个星期" }, { "source": "不用理他们,他们大概生活过的很凄苦,所以他们眼中的世界都是黑的。", "target": "我也觉得嘴巴那么毒心里肯定特别苦" }, { "source": "你们认为对男的来说最重要的是什么?", "target": "为人和能力" }, { "source": "剑三的盛世可能恰恰是老美工老策划都在的时候吧至少他们是真的用心做这个江湖而你们是在糟蹋这个游戏", "target": "太对了,我觉得现在真的在糟蹋这个游戏…" }, { "source": "山上什么都没有你们还有睡处", "target": "晕,那至少安检他们还是六人间啊" }, { "source": "晕,那至少安检他们还是六人间啊", "target": "安检是什么样子" }, { "source": "安检是什么样子", "target": "好像是六人间的,还配柜子,被子什么的" }, { "source": "好像是六人间的,还配柜子,被子什么的", "target": "太高档了" }, { "source": "然后我也不知道我最近为啥天天热搜心情复杂不知该喜还是该悲", "target": "可能是因为有钱吧" }, { "source": "原来你是表妹", "target": "?!" }, { "source": "?!", "target": "手表很多的妹妹" }, { "source": "太妃榛果拿铁是我在星巴克喝的第一杯花式咖啡,也是最喜欢的一款,没有之一", "target": "哦。小样儿。星巴克一到圣诞的时候会比较给力" }, { "source": "哦。小样儿。星巴克一到圣诞的时候会比较给力", "target": "最给力的就是圣诞推广,杯子也好看,饮品也好喝" }, { "source": "最给力的就是圣诞推广,杯子也好看,饮品也好喝", "target": "杯子真没发现太好看的。就你买的那个透明的杯子,也没发现有多好。你那个是马克杯?" }, { "source": "杯子真没发现太好看的。就你买的那个透明的杯子,也没发现有多好。你那个是马克杯?", "target": "玻璃杯,双层的,如果一定要下定义应该列为隔热饮水杯" }, { "source": "你这大半夜的不睡觉啊,。", "target": "睡不着呀" }, { "source": "睡不着呀", "target": "三点多没睡着。" }, { "source": "谢谢好友:美美赞", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "我现在基本每天6000步,一斤未减", "target": "当然要跑起来啦" }, { "source": "当然要跑起来啦", "target": "这不是懒吗。你现在减了多少" }, { "source": "这不是懒吗。你现在减了多少", "target": "体重没称,不过腹肌初现" }, { "source": "没睡的来聊聊", "target": "嗨起来" }, { "source": "亲,你最想瘦哪儿呢?", "target": "小腿" }, { "source": "小腿", "target": "亲的体重身高是多少呢?一直小腿粗吗" }, { "source": "亲的体重身高是多少呢?一直小腿粗吗", "target": "对,肌肉哦" }, { "source": "拉黑了!!", "target": "菜菜,不要生气" }, { "source": "你收到激活码了吗", "target": "找到了的话算我一个" }, { "source": "找到了的话算我一个", "target": "一个码只能用一次,所以才难找" }, { "source": "还好啦生活比较幸运没有被三过没什么要泄愤的谢谢夸奖噢", "target": "那不分青红皂白的本事是从哪里学的呢" }, { "source": "那不分青红皂白的本事是从哪里学的呢", "target": "我也不知道你哪学来的呢" }, { "source": "我也不知道你哪学来的呢", "target": "你是指什么?逻辑吗?读书啊" }, { "source": "心愿是世界和平么。", "target": "是宇宙和平。" }, { "source": "顺顺顺,有时间回来玩", "target": "有时间找我玩" }, { "source": "今年最后一天最开心的事情就是接到咸鱼的来电啦。然后室友说我表现太花痴了。其实我只是太激动辣。我真的是个高冷的人的。不要嫌弃我。", "target": "不嫌弃不嫌弃新年快乐么么哒" }, { "source": "霸气外漏阿姨", "target": "乖,给你抱抱" }, { "source": "我是宋陌,混个眼熟", "target": "眼熟眼熟" }, { "source": "翻身期,过段时间就好了。奶睡什么的也不用特别焦虑。这些全部都经历过,我娃满周岁后突然一天就明白睡觉是怎么回事,简单安抚,然后就自己睡了。打听了下周围的其他孩子,大部分也是这个阶段会自己转好。", "target": "听你说的,我仿佛看到了希望!" }, { "source": "听你说的,我仿佛看到了希望!", "target": "带娃头一年会辛苦些,基本都是反复波折到后面就转好啦。" }, { "source": "带娃头一年会辛苦些,基本都是反复波折到后面就转好啦。", "target": "昨晚又醒了四次,哎,慢慢磨吧!" }, { "source": "做噩梦?", "target": "是的,惊醒,枕头湿一片" }, { "source": "是的,惊醒,枕头湿一片", "target": "没事,梦往往与现实相反。" }, { "source": "没事,梦往往与现实相反。", "target": "一定是这样的" }, { "source": "云南阳光这么好!!!", "target": "天晴的有的过分" }, { "source": "同求,有了别忘了跟我说。", "target": "我觉得剪短无疑是有用的办法。。。发质好了,应该就不会掉了。。我剪了有十厘米。" }, { "source": "一起笑一个", "target": "笑不起" }, { "source": "笑不起", "target": "你伤得起" }, { "source": "你伤得起", "target": "姐别误会了哦我没拍拖" }, { "source": "姐别误会了哦我没拍拖", "target": "此地无银三百两" }, { "source": "此地无银三百两", "target": "什么意思" }, { "source": "什么意思", "target": "不打自招" }, { "source": "你这是下班了?", "target": "还没刚刚在外面办事情随便买个东西吃" }, { "source": "还没刚刚在外面办事情随便买个东西吃", "target": "现在可以正儿八经买晚饭吃了" }, { "source": "现在可以正儿八经买晚饭吃了", "target": "正儿八经回家了" }, { "source": "正儿八经回家了", "target": "你一般是吃完回家还是回家再吃啊==" }, { "source": "你一般是吃完回家还是回家再吃啊==", "target": "一般回家吃" }, { "source": "画地为牢", "target": "其实我没玩过什么杀的!" }, { "source": "其实我没玩过什么杀的!", "target": "哇,那你在说梦话。" }, { "source": "哇,那你在说梦话。", "target": "墨水!!" }, { "source": "快回来吧。我们都回了", "target": "啊啊?这么早啊?我打算7号回去,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "啊啊?这么早啊?我打算7号回去,嘿嘿", "target": "你不是吧!?!?宫清莲说不定找你谈话" }, { "source": "最美", "target": "谁说的" }, { "source": "谁说的", "target": "我说的" }, { "source": "小米手机有4了吗??", "target": "有了!" }, { "source": "有了!", "target": "好吧,我好落后。" }, { "source": "感觉你好闲", "target": "因为不需要工作" }, { "source": "因为不需要工作", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "你居然借我的朋友圈图文", "target": "干嘛说出来呀" }, { "source": "干嘛说出来呀", "target": "呦还不让说呢" }, { "source": "为什么不提前看到你这条消息", "target": "可以抢下午场的呀" }, { "source": "怎么没有我男人?", "target": "在陪小女生散步吧" }, { "source": "嘿嘿。我和你一样,此刻,在情谊的怀抱里", "target": "看见你了,和一帮老同事聚会,喝得酩酊大醉" }, { "source": "看见你了,和一帮老同事聚会,喝得酩酊大醉", "target": "才没酩酊就是有点晕。他们说,酒量不好,酒品好" }, { "source": "泉州好玩吗", "target": "一点不好玩!" }, { "source": "你认识肖桐吗", "target": "不认识" }, { "source": "快回来玩耍~", "target": "么么哒~真是回了家就不想回去了" }, { "source": "请问这个手机标识怎么弄的!!", "target": "会员自定义,然后添加输入法表情" }, { "source": "会员自定义,然后添加输入法表情", "target": "好的!谢谢啦" }, { "source": "文昌阁这边有", "target": "可以啊你电话多少我联系你" }, { "source": "可以啊你电话多少我联系你", "target": "你可以到这边看看,因为这边还没扒,有些房子要出租,上面贴的有,在小东门里面" }, { "source": "跟你打招呼呢额", "target": "好吧好吧,你好。" }, { "source": "好吧好吧,你好。", "target": "你好你好" }, { "source": "你好你好", "target": "你好你好你好" }, { "source": "你好你好你好", "target": "你好你好你好你好" }, { "source": "你好你好你好你好", "target": "要这样无聊下去吗" }, { "source": "要这样无聊下去吗", "target": "可以额" }, { "source": "期待张艺兴的跨年舞台", "target": "快点到来吧" }, { "source": "自行车你能骑么哈哈哈", "target": "闹笑话呐,必须能骑" }, { "source": "我有饭盒", "target": "拿过来" }, { "source": "为什么我感觉你又瘦了", "target": "错觉错觉。。。" }, { "source": "请问一下,糖果地毯在春熙路的那里?", "target": "24号就没有了哟" }, { "source": "原来是你!论300块怎么度过有质量的....", "target": "是200块" }, { "source": "是200块", "target": "原来是两百块,用多久去了" }, { "source": "原来是两百块,用多久去了", "target": "哈哈哈,我也忘了。" }, { "source": "人嘛..……要是真能那么坦荡……也是一种成就", "target": "哎。。徒弟你最近也是挺有想法的嘛~" }, { "source": "哎。。徒弟你最近也是挺有想法的嘛~", "target": "我一直很有思想的好不" }, { "source": "我一直很有思想的好不", "target": "是是是~想必是为师教的好~" }, { "source": "驴得水怎么样", "target": "很歌也很好听!推荐" }, { "source": "你是个战士!", "target": "我们单位培训,我没读" }, { "source": "我们单位培训,我没读", "target": "吓到我了,我真以为你读博了!" }, { "source": "吓到我了,我真以为你读博了!", "target": "没有没有,别害怕" }, { "source": "真好…永远幸福?", "target": "你也是亲爱的" }, { "source": "你也是亲爱的", "target": "我不幸福,我要回西安了" }, { "source": "成年了啊不错", "target": "老啦。。" }, { "source": "老啦。。", "target": "老女人你好" }, { "source": "老女人你好", "target": "。。你也是老男人" }, { "source": "。。你也是老男人", "target": "怎么着吧" }, { "source": "怎么着吧", "target": "所以就不要得瑟啦" }, { "source": "所以就不要得瑟啦", "target": "老男人比老女人更值钱。。" }, { "source": "老男人比老女人更值钱。。", "target": "。。那你多少钱一斤啊" }, { "source": "可能在我心里,你已经够努力了,而我的努力,还远远不够。但你一直是我的努力目标,我心中的唯一支撑啊。还是那句话,每次当我遇到难过的事情的时候,我就想起你,世界上还有一个那么可爱的人,他从来不会把悲伤带给他人,淡淡暖意却隔着屏幕散发在世间每个角落。无论你做什么,我们都会支持你。", "target": "抱住千笙笙!!!" }, { "source": "说西班牙语吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "青苹果", "target": "是的,你的暑假要来了吧" }, { "source": "是的,你的暑假要来了吧", "target": "是呀,哈哈" }, { "source": "是呀,哈哈", "target": "羡慕,我只能上班" }, { "source": "羡慕,我只能上班", "target": "哈哈,上班有钱啊,而且不无聊" }, { "source": "基基有女朋友了没?有的话要给师兄过目啊", "target": "找不到'''有的硬虎给师兄过目。不过在这里找也就是玩玩而已" }, { "source": "找不到'''有的硬虎给师兄过目。不过在这里找也就是玩玩而已", "target": "怎么能说玩玩,每段感情还是认真对待好" }, { "source": "小懒不吃妙鲜包了么。。。。", "target": "真的伤心了~" }, { "source": "真的伤心了~", "target": "太突然了。他这么胖胖的健康的。。" }, { "source": "呀,哥哥你回杭州啦", "target": "明智呀\\'是呀是呀\\'回来太早了吧~" }, { "source": "明智呀\\'是呀是呀\\'回来太早了吧~", "target": "是说呀" }, { "source": "是说呀", "target": "那你啥时候回来呀\\'一起玩~" }, { "source": "那你啥时候回来呀\\'一起玩~", "target": "我估计得蛮晚" }, { "source": "我估计得蛮晚", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "中秋节是8号呢" }, { "source": "中秋节是8号呢", "target": "我也是昨天听说的\\'可是咱们要求就是八号之前回来么不是" }, { "source": "啊?贝贝也住过花间堂?!", "target": "没有吖!这是在我朋友酒吧,她来找我玩儿。" }, { "source": "都不知道有秋招", "target": "反正也选不到我们" }, { "source": "大师又偷偷出大片", "target": "这哪是偷偷啊?" }, { "source": "给我一个净尺寸,手腕的哈,你个瘦纸!!!生了两个了还是楞个瘦!", "target": "哎,,,,就手紧紧见得人老。。。" }, { "source": "哎,,,,就手紧紧见得人老。。。", "target": "你还想啷个嘛,美得很了!" }, { "source": "照片上的人我好似认识", "target": "还不睡?回来了吗" }, { "source": "还不睡?回来了吗", "target": "杠真是你!!!" }, { "source": "还有人拼团吗", "target": "拼了吗" }, { "source": "拼了吗", "target": "还没有" }, { "source": "还没有", "target": "刚拼完,不好意思啦" }, { "source": "我现在很接地气好不好做的只能是等待啦", "target": "终于接地气了,和我们一样了" }, { "source": "熬夜可不好呦我可是知心姐姐有什么不开心都可以说", "target": "知心姐姐,知心姐姐,一起去喝胡辣汤吧" }, { "source": "知心姐姐,知心姐姐,一起去喝胡辣汤吧", "target": "姐姐扭着脚了贴膏药在家等好了可以去" }, { "source": "姐姐扭着脚了贴膏药在家等好了可以去", "target": "……我还没回家已经半年没喝胡辣汤了" }, { "source": "芳华说她四点来的", "target": "啊哦我不知道我还在不在哈哈哈" }, { "source": "!!!!我!真!的!会!杀!了!你!", "target": "哎,看来得躲着你才行...." }, { "source": "哎,看来得躲着你才行....", "target": "你!躲!" }, { "source": "你是我媳妇", "target": "是不是傻" }, { "source": "是不是傻", "target": "我的傻媳妇" }, { "source": "我的傻媳妇", "target": "你才傻" }, { "source": "电子竞技成绩说话", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "下个星期回来不", "target": "我亲爱的小三,你是真真的想我么!是的话,作为老公,我慎重的考虑下..." }, { "source": "200变120是什么情况?", "target": "只买了《照片》,《脚步声阵阵》之前买过了,这是单张的价格" }, { "source": "男生穿会不会有点港片大佬的感觉", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得!挺酷!" }, { "source": "我觉得小仙女会很喜欢的!(直男的审美)", "target": "(应该是老父亲的审美)" }, { "source": "(应该是老父亲的审美)", "target": "哈哈,男神太萌了,老父亲的审美是什么意思" }, { "source": "已经有三个中秋没在家过了,好想回家", "target": "那就回去啊~因为离家远所以不回去么?你们今年国庆跟中秋没有一起放么?" }, { "source": "那就回去啊~因为离家远所以不回去么?你们今年国庆跟中秋没有一起放么?", "target": "是在一起的,来回就是五天的车程,还得倒车,又加上我晕车,所以。。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "是在一起的,来回就是五天的车程,还得倒车,又加上我晕车,所以。。。。。。。。", "target": "喔,这样啊。" }, { "source": "有没有评分纸可以照给我吗?", "target": "我现在不在家啊" }, { "source": "我现在不在家啊", "target": "噢那好吧" }, { "source": "不吃甜筒我来好麻", "target": "没有洗洁精的味" }, { "source": "没有洗洁精的味", "target": "感觉像洗洁精味~?" }, { "source": "感觉像洗洁精味~?", "target": "没感觉,之前看别人吃的都发感觉像洗洁精…我吃着有点哈密瓜味" }, { "source": "没感觉,之前看别人吃的都发感觉像洗洁精…我吃着有点哈密瓜味", "target": "2333333我吃着像小时候学校发的果汁" }, { "source": "不懂的人没看出贵妇在哪块", "target": "价格贵妇" }, { "source": "价格贵妇", "target": "为嘛?好在哪里啊" }, { "source": "为嘛?好在哪里啊", "target": "传说中的机械键盘,游戏用" }, { "source": "为何都七月了你还在学校", "target": "留在学校写论文" }, { "source": "留在学校写论文", "target": "留学校写论文+1一天拖一天要疯了" }, { "source": "留学校写论文+1一天拖一天要疯了", "target": "被我不信言中,请您争口气" }, { "source": "想好12000怎么花了吗", "target": "问过我们好多回了现在不想了中了再想吧" }, { "source": "这鞋子看起来咋那么长", "target": "角度问题" }, { "source": "下个礼拜可以投入你的怀抱吗", "target": "又下周??" }, { "source": "又下周??", "target": "我大姨妈来了" }, { "source": "我大姨妈来了", "target": "惹不起。你是真的墨迹" }, { "source": "惹不起。你是真的墨迹", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "谁是你的小郎君呀?", "target": "隔壁老五,丈母娘意下如何?" }, { "source": "随机送敬业和爱国各一张………", "target": "爱国福换其他任何" }, { "source": "半夜做盒饭我有时就吃三文治,每天带饭盒也挺烦的。", "target": "天天早上三明治,中午再吃" }, { "source": "你很帅", "target": "求爆照!" }, { "source": "好可爱~大方卷好吃吗?", "target": "就觉得还好诶" }, { "source": "就觉得还好诶", "target": "那我还是不要报太大的期待了" }, { "source": "哇哦一首追忆前任的歌", "target": "对呢歌词差了点不符合我的心意" }, { "source": "大学寝室真的是相处的好是运气,相处不好是常态", "target": "嗯,我们寝室是部宫斗戏" }, { "source": "嗯,我们寝室是部宫斗戏", "target": "都超级有心机哎" }, { "source": "你们到成都了?!要在这边呆么,我来接待你们!!!", "target": "啊,你在成都啊,我们刚离开成都,到重庆啦,还以为你还在北京呢" }, { "source": "啊,你在成都啊,我们刚离开成都,到重庆啦,还以为你还在北京呢", "target": "啊啊啊,好遗憾!下次来一定要联系我~!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,好遗憾!下次来一定要联系我~!", "target": "恩,一定,你现在回成都工作了啊?" }, { "source": "话说作为快中考了的学生,我们怎么晚了还在玩手机真的好吗", "target": "母上有毒,快到中考了反而把手机给我去年会考时也是" }, { "source": "我也要握把柄!", "target": "哦,你还想干嘛" }, { "source": "哦,你还想干嘛", "target": "还想握好多好多把柄" }, { "source": "我快无聊死了", "target": "从你这么快得知我发东西看的粗来怎么没儿子玩啦?" }, { "source": "从你这么快得知我发东西看的粗来怎么没儿子玩啦?", "target": "就是有儿子才不能放开撒欢啊,天天跟看牛一样" }, { "source": "就是有儿子才不能放开撒欢啊,天天跟看牛一样", "target": "那你老公没带你吃香喝辣?" }, { "source": "那你老公没带你吃香喝辣?", "target": "并没有,要么走亲戚,要么就在家待着" }, { "source": "不约叔叔我们不约", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "泸州呆了半个月", "target": "啥好吃,哪儿好耍" }, { "source": "我是学化妆的,虽然不冷门,但全班就2个男生", "target": "我的专业其实不只包括化妆,还有美容美甲美发,简称形象设计" }, { "source": "我的专业其实不只包括化妆,还有美容美甲美发,简称形象设计", "target": "一样的专业" }, { "source": "亲,可以惠及我吗?", "target": "好,我让他介绍同行给你!做甜点的师傅!" }, { "source": "好,我让他介绍同行给你!做甜点的师傅!", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "失眠很严重啊", "target": "咋不是每天都是" }, { "source": "六一还那么文艺。", "target": "该是矫情的时候" }, { "source": "装纯情,你男人不在你就耐不住寂寞回家啦?", "target": "本来就打算回家来着我妈说我30号看演唱会那就提早回来在家多陪陪她哪里装纯情了表情还是衣服啊" }, { "source": "本来就打算回家来着我妈说我30号看演唱会那就提早回来在家多陪陪她哪里装纯情了表情还是衣服啊", "target": "衣服和表情" }, { "source": "门第嘛你在追剧没", "target": "看了三十几了哎看起觉得心酸特别婚前" }, { "source": "看了三十几了哎看起觉得心酸特别婚前", "target": "据说要哭惨" }, { "source": "据说要哭惨", "target": "哈哈哈是哈请准备好纸巾" }, { "source": "大象哪里买哒", "target": "好看嘛我做的你信嘛" }, { "source": "整颗咸蛋黄", "target": "想到了流沙包!里面就有咸蛋黄,我的爱" }, { "source": "想到了流沙包!里面就有咸蛋黄,我的爱", "target": "爱呀爱呀" }, { "source": "这个城堡是真的美", "target": "噢~原来是这样啊" }, { "source": "大一教我们班写作课的老师写的。上课时就听他提到过儒林外史,很多书都是因为他提过,我才去找来看。前几天偶尔翻到一本隔壁部门的合作书,一看序言……读完通体舒畅,就好像听他的课。", "target": "我记得你提过,是你老师。总结得好到位啊,总结的话语也是惊得人魂飞魄散。" }, { "source": "中春节快咯!有月饼吃没得啊?", "target": "木有啊你多吃两个呀" }, { "source": "木有啊你多吃两个呀", "target": "没有,吃一个意思一下就行了~~要长肉。" }, { "source": "句句要害,赞", "target": "一起遵守" }, { "source": "闹心", "target": "啥子游戏。弄的你都要修改。" }, { "source": "啥子游戏。弄的你都要修改。", "target": "失去乐趣也要耍" }, { "source": "失去乐趣也要耍", "target": "浪费电。睡觉了。" }, { "source": "长沙这几天热爆了", "target": "忘了买防晒霜" }, { "source": "忘了买防晒霜", "target": "涂了没几分钟就被汗洗掉了…昨天穿了双人字拖今天脚就印了个人字TT" }, { "source": "涂了没几分钟就被汗洗掉了…昨天穿了双人字拖今天脚就印了个人字TT", "target": "诶你在长沙啊?" }, { "source": "诶你在长沙啊?", "target": "前天在那现在在离它五百公里的地方~" }, { "source": "跟前对象就是因为13万彩礼分的,然后他在朋友圈挂我照片,加一句你值13万吗,我真想看看他以后找什么样的媳妇,呵呵", "target": "这么不要脸的男的分了也好" }, { "source": "一切都会成为过去", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "背着我载男人就算了还情侣装", "target": "你开什么玩笑!那是你舅舅!" }, { "source": "你开什么玩笑!那是你舅舅!", "target": "看透吃包辣条冷静一下" }, { "source": "看透吃包辣条冷静一下", "target": "连辣条都不给我你好坏!" }, { "source": "连辣条都不给我你好坏!", "target": "我跟你什么仇什么怨吃包辣条也要抢我的什么仇什么怨" }, { "source": "我跟你什么仇什么怨吃包辣条也要抢我的什么仇什么怨", "target": "说好的辣条呢说好的爱我呢你变了变得好陌生" }, { "source": "说好的辣条呢说好的爱我呢你变了变得好陌生", "target": "略惆怅聊吗" }, { "source": "今儿晚吃麻辣烫吧醋没收", "target": "没醋不吃麻辣烫" }, { "source": "你去看极限大傻演唱会了?", "target": "一直聊天的演唱会" }, { "source": "一直聊天的演唱会", "target": "欢乐聊天室" }, { "source": "宅了两天了", "target": "真的该出去了!钱,多了只是个数字" }, { "source": "我就看到了月饼", "target": "哈哈哈、我感觉我没有买到好月饼" }, { "source": "哈哈哈、我感觉我没有买到好月饼", "target": "我记忆里的月饼最好吃~" }, { "source": "校长,你真是太棒了", "target": "话粗理不粗" }, { "source": "周五什么班", "target": "休息。。。" }, { "source": "休息。。。", "target": "我晚上跟一二见面,你来不" }, { "source": "我晚上跟一二见面,你来不", "target": "你俩有什么安排啊?" }, { "source": "你俩有什么安排啊?", "target": "剪头发" }, { "source": "做饭吃饭竟然只要半个小时!", "target": "夏天吃得少,丢两个小鱿鱼或小虾煮个青菜味噌汤,或生菜拿沙酱拌拌,切点水果。十五分钟。再十五分钟吃完,碗筷锅一律丢洗碗机。" }, { "source": "下午见", "target": "姐姐,我也正在巡逻,一起吧" }, { "source": "又背着我出去鬼混", "target": "没有啊我一直在呀" }, { "source": "你一个按时收费的很光荣?真有意思", "target": "你们圈只会人身攻击,侮辱人吗?了解了" }, { "source": "你们圈只会人身攻击,侮辱人吗?了解了", "target": "哎你自己说的自己按时收费的?怎么我说的有错?" }, { "source": "下周对战LGD打出风采,输了也正常,加油!!", "target": "哈哈哈全力以赴" }, { "source": "感觉索尼吧NOTE也差不多街机了啊", "target": "是啊,感觉很多人买,去年的款嘛" }, { "source": "是啊,感觉很多人买,去年的款嘛", "target": "感觉买NOTE还不如盖世2啊" }, { "source": "龟龟好有钱", "target": "我们家倾家荡产买的房子!" }, { "source": "我们家倾家荡产买的房子!", "target": "你们全家都要来厦门嘛" }, { "source": "来一个比门的", "target": "北京2" }, { "source": "北京2", "target": "北京内9外7" }, { "source": "北京内9外7", "target": "比门还是南京赢,况且北京城墙城门几乎都拆光了" }, { "source": "我的还早!", "target": "上班了?" }, { "source": "上班了?", "target": "对啊先找个事干" }, { "source": "你怎么那么美!", "target": "你们两姐妹才是!" }, { "source": "你们两姐妹才是!", "target": "你正儿八经是女神中的女神!身材好到爆炸!" }, { "source": "狗子有没有教你早点睡觉", "target": "钥匙没带" }, { "source": "钥匙没带", "target": "那你睡哪儿" }, { "source": "那你睡哪儿", "target": "网吧待了一夜" }, { "source": "你改当罐车司机啦?", "target": "我就是个罐" }, { "source": "你这么懒,一个大刨根给你", "target": "你给他一个扫荡腿" }, { "source": "最近连连被暴击了!!!", "target": "摸摸头" }, { "source": "让我替你醉好了", "target": "你喜欢醉" }, { "source": "你喜欢醉", "target": "要是你自己调的我就愿意醉" }, { "source": "要是你自己调的我就愿意醉", "target": "下次来我调你喝" }, { "source": "生日快乐!我也是今天生日嘻嘻嘻", "target": "晚来的生日快乐祝你新的一年事事顺意" }, { "source": "晚来的生日快乐祝你新的一年事事顺意", "target": "谢谢你仙女高三加油喔!!!" }, { "source": "谢谢你仙女高三加油喔!!!", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "那个甜点和花是同一家店的吗", "target": "不是啦但是他们一直合作~" }, { "source": "我家这边有个小店剪发挺好的", "target": "我本来头发就短不用怎么剪他咔咔几剪刀就一百我要转行了" }, { "source": "我本来头发就短不用怎么剪他咔咔几剪刀就一百我要转行了", "target": "……我竟无言以对" }, { "source": "要回家了吗?", "target": "下一站" }, { "source": "羽绒服", "target": "我都没有假期了" }, { "source": "你欠骂啊", "target": "那你也不能骂我啊,打我可以,不行骂我" }, { "source": "那你也不能骂我啊,打我可以,不行骂我", "target": "来来来,你就欺负我离得远是不,有本事开车来啊," }, { "source": "来来来,你就欺负我离得远是不,有本事开车来啊,", "target": "不去,万一真打我咋整" }, { "source": "有晨晨陪着过,不孤单。", "target": "蒽,还有晨晨了" }, { "source": "蒽,还有晨晨了", "target": "有他够了,那么大一帅哥,上哪找去。" }, { "source": "有他够了,那么大一帅哥,上哪找去。", "target": "他的情人太多了,我就默默无闻吧。反正我们有他就可以了" }, { "source": "多了敬业和富强有互换的嘛?", "target": "想换什么?" }, { "source": "新婚快乐", "target": "谢…谢" }, { "source": "我妈叫我自己拿剪刀剪头发", "target": "呵呵。。啥都不说了。。我明儿去理发店。。你那是咔嚓一剪刀的事儿!剪平了算好剪斜了个性!" }, { "source": "呵呵。。啥都不说了。。我明儿去理发店。。你那是咔嚓一剪刀的事儿!剪平了算好剪斜了个性!", "target": "说起,你俩周六都早点来哈?" }, { "source": "什么时候追回我?", "target": "你想多了" }, { "source": "能分我点钱", "target": "?要钱没有要命一条" }, { "source": "2018还能看到你真好", "target": "能看到你真好" }, { "source": "我打了快一个月还在疼", "target": "我也打了一个月了还在疼!层主你是什么时候好的呀" }, { "source": "经历了啥,那么开心", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "转正了?还是谈恋爱了?哈哈猜不到" }, { "source": "转正了?还是谈恋爱了?哈哈猜不到", "target": "什么鬼" }, { "source": "为什么你都上了衢州的话题", "target": "因为我是小主持人纳" }, { "source": "因为我是小主持人纳", "target": "哇哪里的主持" }, { "source": "哇哪里的主持", "target": "就是衢州超级话题的呀" }, { "source": "我们医院有每个月捐二十几个绝育的免费名额。", "target": "杭州吗张医生?" }, { "source": "春去白了华发", "target": "弃我不归" }, { "source": "林老思我要那个冰淇淋的", "target": "分完有剩就给你" }, { "source": "记得打电话来啊", "target": "好的,目前知道有四首,我的王国自己默爱不解释" }, { "source": "好的,目前知道有四首,我的王国自己默爱不解释", "target": "中间两个都想听!" }, { "source": "下次坐飞机的时候希望机长拉肚子。我来开,还有开动车得的司机是不能离开座位的。不知道机长也是如此啊", "target": "机长拉肚子怎么办?" }, { "source": "赞赞赞,这么可爱的买家,忍不住想给她再来一双", "target": "欢迎推荐。这双不错,尺码很正。没听她说有什么不舒服。" }, { "source": "欢迎推荐。这双不错,尺码很正。没听她说有什么不舒服。", "target": "码数已记在心里" }, { "source": "码数已记在心里", "target": "它会变的" }, { "source": "海洋你来啦~", "target": "我在看比赛,有内涵的赛事,你不懂" }, { "source": "我在看比赛,有内涵的赛事,你不懂", "target": "我在给我爷爷过90大寿~" }, { "source": "我在给我爷爷过90大寿~", "target": "看出来了,好棒啊你要争取活那么久" }, { "source": "猫咪玩得开心咯", "target": "还可以哈哈哈" }, { "source": "睡过头了", "target": "迟到了?" }, { "source": "迟到了?", "target": "迟到是肯定喽,反正不扣钱" }, { "source": "迟到是肯定喽,反正不扣钱", "target": "不扣钱就好" }, { "source": "求爆照。", "target": "不是有啦" }, { "source": "你们学校接待外来的么?", "target": "好像不是开放的你要来吗我们学校到底近不近" }, { "source": "好像不是开放的你要来吗我们学校到底近不近", "target": "可以啊,就看你们有没有开放了" }, { "source": "每逢佳节胖三斤", "target": "我是胖子我不怕" }, { "source": "右边的精华和眼霜多大的", "target": "50ml的精华正装的眼霜" }, { "source": "50ml的精华正装的眼霜", "target": "太划算了在哪里买的" }, { "source": "吴悦君?", "target": "你是……?" }, { "source": "你是……?", "target": "我是便签君" }, { "source": "你不是在减肥吗", "target": "额,偶尔" }, { "source": "你打不到我欧耶", "target": "我好造孽一天都没吃饭" }, { "source": "减肥,,,,,,", "target": "是啊,太肥了,不想见人!" }, { "source": "是啊,太肥了,不想见人!", "target": "没那么严重了,,,,," }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢啦!!" }, { "source": "谢啦!!", "target": "客气" }, { "source": "下次吃辣叫上我啊啊啊啊", "target": "好嘞..." }, { "source": "好嘞...", "target": "周末约电影吧!" }, { "source": "周末约电影吧!", "target": "周六定吧我家这几天刷墙嘞可忙!不知道周末能弄完不!而且周六可能会去外地一趟周日回来礼拜六给你定" }, { "source": "一蹦一跳好开心的感觉", "target": "呵呵呵好开心" }, { "source": "超漂亮的蓝色毛衣", "target": "我也喜欢这个蓝" }, { "source": "你情感也太丰富了吧", "target": "我乐意!" }, { "source": "我七点就起来了", "target": "今晚早点睡觉" }, { "source": "今晚早点睡觉", "target": "困成狗" }, { "source": "你还不睡啊", "target": "在听我甄的新专辑哟" }, { "source": "在听我甄的新专辑哟", "target": "继续,我不会买的" }, { "source": "继续,我不会买的", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "那你为什么每次都从头再来", "target": "每次隔很久才看啊前面的会忘好吗" }, { "source": "哎哟,你下载个“爱心马赛克”,自己也能玩", "target": "我自己玩我空虚寂寞加有病啊啊啊" }, { "source": "我自己玩我空虚寂寞加有病啊啊啊", "target": "我意思是你也可以玩。。当然你可以拍别人嘛!" }, { "source": "我意思是你也可以玩。。当然你可以拍别人嘛!", "target": "我拍哪个嘛!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "让我转发干嘛?", "target": "你美" }, { "source": "你美", "target": "我没人气" }, { "source": "小花妹妹结婚后我当保姆", "target": "这句话……我真的差点流泪!" }, { "source": "这手表好帅啊", "target": "功能好不好" }, { "source": "文盲真可怕", "target": "这不是开玩笑么~" }, { "source": "这不是开玩笑么~", "target": "我也是开玩笑的" }, { "source": "安静的黑夜", "target": "对那天超冷还好还拍到月亮了" }, { "source": "对那天超冷还好还拍到月亮了", "target": "拍照技术可以" }, { "source": "拍照技术可以", "target": "哈哈谢了!!" }, { "source": "俩馋猫在咽口水饿死我了", "target": "这个有团购哦!明天我们要去吃啦" }, { "source": "这个有团购哦!明天我们要去吃啦", "target": "等你的吃货心得" }, { "source": "告诉我你是谁的", "target": "你的" }, { "source": "你的", "target": "真香" }, { "source": "真香", "target": "还不睡!" }, { "source": "还不睡!", "target": "我饿了" }, { "source": "你又要考级啦", "target": "暂时还不慌" }, { "source": "暂时还不慌", "target": "在练啊" }, { "source": "在练啊", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "可以的加油" }, { "source": "早起的虫儿被鸟吃哦", "target": "昨天又抢酒店的相应~" }, { "source": "那个。。。咳咳,欢姐年龄大了你给他多准备点返老还童的,他应该会很开心的。", "target": "你想问人要啥药…别打我的借口" }, { "source": "啥时候来成都啊?", "target": "可能34天后吧。" }, { "source": "可能34天后吧。", "target": "好吧〜" }, { "source": "好吧〜", "target": "你在成都什么时候回?" }, { "source": "你在成都什么时候回?", "target": "还不知道诶" }, { "source": "你拆东西拆上瘾了", "target": "我是修理的料" }, { "source": "你那个位置显示地球是什么鬼哈哈哈哈", "target": "很真实!" }, { "source": "尬歌苦了你", "target": "没办法,广告歌很难不尴尬,闭着眼听吧,一会儿就过去了" }, { "source": "天天推纹眉……", "target": "我是天天被推游戏" }, { "source": "第六章大宁", "target": "你不爱大宁了" }, { "source": "奶盖吗!哪里!好不好喝!", "target": "工农村!好喝" }, { "source": "丁老板一个假期又胖不少啊", "target": "放心里好吗" }, { "source": "今天男队比赛?", "target": "恩恩。今天打经济。" }, { "source": "恩恩。今天打经济。", "target": "去不?我现在去。" }, { "source": "去不?我现在去。", "target": "你回学校不咯?" }, { "source": "你回学校不咯?", "target": "要回去" }, { "source": "要回去", "target": "唉。你去好好加油吧。我好生养哈我的嗓子。等决赛好好去加油。" }, { "source": "要逃课你干不干,连续干六天啊", "target": "我不逃课的,端午节不是放三天吗" }, { "source": "我不逃课的,端午节不是放三天吗", "target": "都说要连续做6天咯·" }, { "source": "都说要连续做6天咯·", "target": "好吧,我自己找找看" }, { "source": "和谐的一家子,真好!", "target": "互敬互让,互相帮助,争做五好家庭~" }, { "source": "对不起,我上班的宿舍是豪华单人间", "target": "别说了,想哭" }, { "source": "我还喜欢你这种的呢我头发恰恰和你相反。。。。", "target": "我教你!每天洗头!" }, { "source": "我教你!每天洗头!", "target": "你是洗成这样的吗!" }, { "source": "你是洗成这样的吗!", "target": "粗硬厚几乎每天洗洗了一年左右发量减少到原来的一半发丝只有以前1/2、2/3粗" }, { "source": "我不是人?!", "target": "你是你是" }, { "source": "除夕晚上全吃饺子,零点吃饺子,大年初一早上吃饺子,晚上吃饺子,每顿都剩,然后就天天熥能吃到二月二", "target": "有一年过年死活不吃饺子,被我爸骂一顿,说不吃饺子等于没过年啥歪理" }, { "source": "有一年过年死活不吃饺子,被我爸骂一顿,说不吃饺子等于没过年啥歪理", "target": "一样的" }, { "source": "多敬业嘻嘻每天都能刷到耶想换富强", "target": "请问还有敬业吗,任意四福换敬业" }, { "source": "在健身啊?在哪儿健呢", "target": "诶呦喂,这头像帅的哟。我都差点不认识。在优士了。" }, { "source": "诶呦喂,这头像帅的哟。我都差点不认识。在优士了。", "target": "优士哦有时间组团好了…所以原来是有多丑啊" }, { "source": "默默的问问有没有电车", "target": "有啊,电动汽车,电动助力车,你想要哪一款?" }, { "source": "有啊,电动汽车,电动助力车,你想要哪一款?", "target": "单纯的电动车有没有" }, { "source": "单纯的电动车有没有", "target": "这个要求太低了,反而没有额。" }, { "source": "我又不要军训我天天都穿自己的哦", "target": "希望是阴天就好啦,呱呱。" }, { "source": "希望是阴天就好啦,呱呱。", "target": "出大太阳最好~~~" }, { "source": "你也跑到天刀了", "target": "去年9月份就到天刀了" }, { "source": "去年9月份就到天刀了", "target": "你最初在哪个区?" }, { "source": "你最初在哪个区?", "target": "今夕何夕" }, { "source": "人家搞占星术也算是航空相关专业了吧", "target": "是宇宙理论了" }, { "source": "快回来", "target": "等我找你去" }, { "source": "生日快乐!宝宝健康顺利出生!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "想吃榴莲,有没有妹子推荐啊", "target": "我也想吃" }, { "source": "我也想吃", "target": "哈哈,发现好多人想吃,我之前京东买的,可是还是想吃物美价廉的" }, { "source": "我的好友里。。真的没有几个在挂泡面啊!我的心好疼!", "target": "我已经有3个了全是我叫她们挂的" }, { "source": "这么凑巧见到姗本人如何。你那小心脏还好吧", "target": "不淡定" }, { "source": "为自己五一节精心挑选200块的小龙坎", "target": "这个是真的有用哈哈哈哈我要保存下来" }, { "source": "这个是真的有用哈哈哈哈我要保存下来", "target": "你一说整的我想吃了" }, { "source": "幸福", "target": "来,做一个农妇,也种点田" }, { "source": "来,做一个农妇,也种点田", "target": "你陪我吗" }, { "source": "你陪我吗", "target": "陪。你倒是来种地啊!" }, { "source": "你这是租的房子啊?", "target": "明儿搬新窝了,刚收拾完东西,睡8着" }, { "source": "换手机了", "target": "前面那个坏了" }, { "source": "前面那个坏了", "target": "又坏了?" }, { "source": "又坏了?", "target": "是的。" }, { "source": "是的。", "target": "换了个啥" }, { "source": "换了个啥", "target": "没以前的好。不想说。" }, { "source": "好怀念!我们的话剧就是校园时光!", "target": "那我来回忆过去吧哈哈,老板,能买4张票不" }, { "source": "那我来回忆过去吧哈哈,老板,能买4张票不", "target": "我能送你两张其他的估计就要买了不过你要买的话告诉我我问问票房能不能买到打折的" }, { "source": "我明天还要坐七个小时车", "target": "差不多…4,5点出发回家顺利的话6个小时" }, { "source": "差不多…4,5点出发回家顺利的话6个小时", "target": "一样我六五点半起床六点半出发" }, { "source": "一样我六五点半起床六点半出发", "target": "我是晚上希望凌晨前能到家" }, { "source": "今天你敢吃辣锅?", "target": "吃的就是辣锅,清汤锅是给另外两个人准备的" }, { "source": "我们这里很多哦,有空过来看,天气冷了,记得保温", "target": "好吧,下次去你" }, { "source": "万圣节", "target": "过得开心吗" }, { "source": "过得开心吗", "target": "你开心我就开心" }, { "source": "你回家了?", "target": "没有了,还得两天才能回,你买的几号的票" }, { "source": "当初我那么求你你都没回一下头,现在还好意思问我分手后还好么?", "target": "不好意思" }, { "source": "露营了么", "target": "这天气实在不给力啊" }, { "source": "这天气实在不给力啊", "target": "不下雨就好" }, { "source": "这么猛,昂刺鱼很难摘鱼钩的吧,哈哈,吞的很深~", "target": "深喉啊,比较难处理,其中一条已经奄奄一息…" }, { "source": "深喉啊,比较难处理,其中一条已经奄奄一息…", "target": "Y字形取钩器直接搞定的~" }, { "source": "兔子生日快乐", "target": "诶嘿嘿嘿" }, { "source": "你到新疆啦~~~", "target": "今天刚到啊~" }, { "source": "今天刚到啊~", "target": "好好玩,玩得开心啊,去睡觉了,要迎接新的一周了" }, { "source": "好好玩,玩得开心啊,去睡觉了,要迎接新的一周了", "target": "新的一周开始了" }, { "source": "生活很惬意", "target": "一般我还想去上海呢" }, { "source": "一般我还想去上海呢", "target": "这个可以有,坐个动车过去,看个电影再回来!" }, { "source": "就喜欢你这迷一般的从容", "target": "真是哭笑不得" }, { "source": "坐标深圳,广东汕尾人,96年,工作快10年,目前自己创业,爱旅游,身高155米左右,略成熟,想找略大一点的,能三观合的", "target": "我93狗也才工作三年" }, { "source": "我93狗也才工作三年", "target": "我出来工作早" }, { "source": "有需要可以找我拍啊", "target": "收费?!我以为是免费的呢" }, { "source": "不能夺人所爱的你留着自己享吧~~都没时间去你们学校观光", "target": "大忙人~~最近我们学校高一篮球赛" }, { "source": "大忙人~~最近我们学校高一篮球赛", "target": "挖掘美型男" }, { "source": "挖掘美型男", "target": "没去看过~~我们班是上一次的冠军~~耶" }, { "source": "没去看过~~我们班是上一次的冠军~~耶", "target": "什么时候比看我能请假奔过去嘛" }, { "source": "什么时候比看我能请假奔过去嘛", "target": "好啊好啊~~" }, { "source": "好啊好啊~~", "target": "好你个大头鬼时间都不说" }, { "source": "你生活悲惨,怎么搞女权;你生活优越,如何感同身受的搞女权。你未婚,懂什么呀搞女权;你已婚,已婚还有资格搞女权?女权都丑的得不能见人,女权再漂亮不还是一副炮架子?反正正反话都让他们说完了,他们就是对女权什么都不满,就想让女权消失。偏不", "target": "所以不需要和他们解释,我看很多人脾气太好了,反而脾气爆的没几个人敢杠" }, { "source": "所以不需要和他们解释,我看很多人脾气太好了,反而脾气爆的没几个人敢杠", "target": "他们战斗力不行,被爆脾气怼回来了,对着好脾气的开始杠,然后好脾气变成了爆脾气。" }, { "source": "应该有空哒~~~是周日吧?周六我大概要体检", "target": "是周日!我们见面吧!嘻嘻" }, { "source": "是周日!我们见面吧!嘻嘻", "target": "见吧!见吧!" }, { "source": "弟弟根本不敢和你回沐川", "target": "不存在撒弟弟" }, { "source": "这生活好幸福。。。", "target": "好堕落的节奏" }, { "source": "怎么样,小妹,你怎么回", "target": "火车啊!" }, { "source": "火车啊!", "target": "你跟谁回啊,几点啊" }, { "source": "想问下台北有到大陆的船吗", "target": "有啊,台北港到福建平潭岛的" }, { "source": "有啊,台北港到福建平潭岛的", "target": "价格时间有吗谢谢你啦" }, { "source": "价格时间有吗谢谢你啦", "target": "有~" }, { "source": "今天的原谅色也很好看啊!爱老婆", "target": "你是我的小可爱!啾啾啾" }, { "source": "你是我的小可爱!啾啾啾", "target": "开心以后我就是老婆的小可爱!" }, { "source": "呦呦呦,双鱼整不了金牛吧", "target": "双鱼和金牛还挺像的,都懒......" }, { "source": "广东人集合", "target": "韶关客家人锁匙跌了波" }, { "source": "韶关客家人锁匙跌了波", "target": "不会是南……南雄的吧???" }, { "source": "卫生间很好", "target": "超级豪华" }, { "source": "陈浩下台好吗", "target": "怎么啦?" }, { "source": "来回都是只身一人?", "target": "是的!!刚刚听了那个,说是一个女孩自己坐硬座的时候就突然全身发麻,然后她就赶紧告诉她旁边的另一个女孩让她叫乘务员!!然后最后其实她对面看起来是一家三口的人是人口贩卖的!!!我要吓死了!!!!!" }, { "source": "是的!!刚刚听了那个,说是一个女孩自己坐硬座的时候就突然全身发麻,然后她就赶紧告诉她旁边的另一个女孩让她叫乘务员!!然后最后其实她对面看起来是一家三口的人是人口贩卖的!!!我要吓死了!!!!!", "target": "东西随身携带,自然点,怎么会有事。。。" }, { "source": "东西随身携带,自然点,怎么会有事。。。", "target": "她们还在说,我都不想回了" }, { "source": "求完整版", "target": "找到了嘻嘻" }, { "source": "下次新员工入职我都想好要跟他们说的贺词了:欢迎你们来到地狱~~", "target": "真是,我现在一听说谁又考银行了我就觉得这人怎么能这么想不开呢……我们这的内蒙古银行马上开业了,前两天刚招完人,据说马上要去呼市培训了,然后就步入了你的后尘……" }, { "source": "真是,我现在一听说谁又考银行了我就觉得这人怎么能这么想不开呢……我们这的内蒙古银行马上开业了,前两天刚招完人,据说马上要去呼市培训了,然后就步入了你的后尘……", "target": "欢迎他们来到地狱~~~~我们那会儿咋就那么想不开呢跟疯眼了一样非得要进去工作...真是吐样吐森破啊...." }, { "source": "可以哦,我也练过瑜伽,如今做了几下你这动作也疼的呲牙裂嘴的", "target": "恩恩,很累的,要手脚腰一起用力" }, { "source": "要不是看到无穷大感光度我就信了。", "target": "看到全画幅我就不信" }, { "source": "看到全画幅我就不信", "target": "对哦,还是你机灵" }, { "source": "喝个下午茶吧", "target": "一个人" }, { "source": "最讨厌别人问我怎么不着急结婚。我为什么要着急啊。", "target": "哈哈哈,你恐婚了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你恐婚了", "target": "一直都恐婚恐生" }, { "source": "那我妈妈不想认我做女婿么!!!", "target": "那只怕不敢想啊" }, { "source": "又去意大利街了!", "target": "是的,又从法国街出来了" }, { "source": "是的,又从法国街出来了", "target": "还有别的吗?" }, { "source": "还有别的吗?", "target": "西班牙" }, { "source": "怎么啦?唱K不开心吗?谁欺负你了?", "target": "不关唱K事~睡醒就好" }, { "source": "不关唱K事~睡醒就好", "target": "为毛你那么晚睡?不是要去哈尔滨吗?现在还伤心不?" }, { "source": "别难过没有什么事是一顿饭解决不了的……如果有那就两顿", "target": "我们胖儿瘦着呢" }, { "source": "你剪头发撩?", "target": "是的是的!剪短了~~~" }, { "source": "不要做无谓的挣扎,直接给我你闺女", "target": "啦啦啦,你们的通通在我手里" }, { "source": "那时候真瘦啊,脸起码隐约还有个V,现在就个O了,还大码的。", "target": "现在感觉脸小很多啊又年轻了啊" }, { "source": "大胸女!!!", "target": "玥儿,想要?" }, { "source": "玥儿,想要?", "target": "想哟~" }, { "source": "想哟~", "target": "拿细腿来换" }, { "source": "拿细腿来换", "target": "难道你腿不细!说谎话鼻子马上变长你" }, { "source": "你从众了厉爵风", "target": "你说他是你男朋友啊,我看都不的看一眼" }, { "source": "你说他是你男朋友啊,我看都不的看一眼", "target": "同学你有点主见得不得行" }, { "source": "同学你有点主见得不得行", "target": "我晓不得‘主见’是啥子?你叫我嘛。" }, { "source": "聊聊", "target": "我给你看个东西" }, { "source": "上跑道拦飞机啊~随便拦一架就给1000多呢~", "target": "周日有时间吗出来坐坐" }, { "source": "周日有时间吗出来坐坐", "target": "有妞么~" }, { "source": "有妞么~", "target": "有妞你就不来是吗?" }, { "source": "有妞你就不来是吗?", "target": "哈哈哈~五一吧,我无假期啊~" }, { "source": "非常好看的霍思燕啊喜欢你们", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "包谷聚聚", "target": "6666变熟人了呀" }, { "source": "求问,怎么才能保持刘海不塌呀", "target": "洗完头用这个卷" }, { "source": "洗完头用这个卷", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "考过很多次六级,终于过了", "target": "这次群里有没过的嘛" }, { "source": "这次群里有没过的嘛", "target": "有啊,威威吖" }, { "source": "有啊,威威吖", "target": "不长进" }, { "source": "你告诉他好啦,我只是吃饭前加了一小会儿班啊", "target": "打着加班的名义在外享受" }, { "source": "打着加班的名义在外享受", "target": "我都没说我要加班啊还被我爸抛弃了好吗" }, { "source": "我都没说我要加班啊还被我爸抛弃了好吗", "target": "他不想车里再塞块肥肉" }, { "source": "红的似火", "target": "真的,尤其在阳光下" }, { "source": "快回咱们大陕西来", "target": "还没有放假嘞" }, { "source": "还没有放假嘞", "target": "哈哈可怜的孩纸。" }, { "source": "我小时候打针是纹丝不动的,医院的阿姨都夸我", "target": "纹丝不动应该是晕过去了" }, { "source": "纹丝不动应该是晕过去了", "target": "你真是一个小机灵鬼" }, { "source": "「你离开的第一个月」怎么逃出非你不可的撞墙期?", "target": "呃么我当墙嘛" }, { "source": "你带我?", "target": "你带我去旅行" }, { "source": "你带我去旅行", "target": "你带我去" }, { "source": "你带我去", "target": "我带着你你带着钱" }, { "source": "我带着你你带着钱", "target": "没钱啊!" }, { "source": "没钱啊!", "target": "哈哈哈我也没有啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我也没有啊", "target": "先存" }, { "source": "明天满课了解一下", "target": "想了解" }, { "source": "你晚饭没吃?", "target": "纠结了很久怕胖" }, { "source": "纠结了很久怕胖", "target": "那就吃点水果垫垫饥吧!" }, { "source": "那就吃点水果垫垫饥吧!", "target": "我羡慕你" }, { "source": "没有一个人敢,怕痛,忘不掉你又要看。姑娘何苦难为自己呢", "target": "你敢我就敢" }, { "source": "师姐肥了?", "target": "诶呀,同感啊,说明锻炼多了起作用了!" }, { "source": "诶呀,同感啊,说明锻炼多了起作用了!", "target": "不是因为吃多了么???" }, { "source": "家里养过一只松鸦,是玻璃心吗,我有点心疼", "target": "不是,家里养过狗之后就再也无法做到吃狗肉了,理解你" }, { "source": "不是,家里养过狗之后就再也无法做到吃狗肉了,理解你", "target": "我家也是" }, { "source": "一天到晚就说我这也不好那也不是了!帮出去耳根子清静了!", "target": "你可以搬到同学那里去试一段时间。。" }, { "source": "你可以搬到同学那里去试一段时间。。", "target": "试个毛!我自己租房好了!" }, { "source": "我家宝宝两周岁,还是每天400单位维D,应该够了吧", "target": "你们吃的什么牌子呢?" }, { "source": "上海已经黑掉了", "target": "不过离大海近,不干燥!" }, { "source": "我想说万一水开到热的那边咋办", "target": "那就" }, { "source": "你为啥要站在姑娘堆", "target": "这个问题还用问嘛" }, { "source": "努力加油,距离成功很近了", "target": "哪里来的成功啊" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊,想看麻花", "target": "敲好看你可以看看巡演到大连没" }, { "source": "感觉自己萌萌哒", "target": "好美啊" }, { "source": "好美啊", "target": "对,我好美" }, { "source": "对,我好美", "target": "明明是我好美" }, { "source": "上班快乐!", "target": "被各种嫌弃胖" }, { "source": "埃及的乌鸦不是黑色的", "target": "哎呀!!!这么神奇的,抓只来看看……" }, { "source": "学英语好难,很好奇你是怎么学中文的", "target": "学了10年了呢" }, { "source": "学了10年了呢", "target": "我从小学开始也学了十几年了呢虽然脑子里知道怎么说,但是嘴上还是不敢说出来" }, { "source": "有过所以一直不敢看灵异事件的东西好可怕的", "target": "我开始在关注一些平行空间的事件了。" }, { "source": "我开始在关注一些平行空间的事件了。", "target": "容易吓自己" }, { "source": "你是不是年会", "target": "我是啊" }, { "source": "我是啊", "target": "唉看来还得开年会" }, { "source": "唉看来还得开年会", "target": "双十一只需六十块了解一下" }, { "source": "双十一只需六十块了解一下", "target": "难道我还得等到双十一" }, { "source": "难道我还得等到双十一", "target": "那现在充嘛" }, { "source": "那现在充嘛", "target": "让我想想" }, { "source": "四月一日又快到了……十五年了", "target": "嗯,还是十几年前那句话,哥哥长久的活在了那个妖娆的年纪" }, { "source": "嗯,还是十几年前那句话,哥哥长久的活在了那个妖娆的年纪", "target": "哥哥未曾老去,未曾远去" }, { "source": "你很悠闲啊!居然不上班!", "target": "马上去哦一个礼拜休两个上午很悠闲??" }, { "source": "狗狗还是别吃咸的,对肾不好", "target": "恩,没给他吃,是那会不小心掉地上" }, { "source": "恩,没给他吃,是那会不小心掉地上", "target": "那就好哈" }, { "source": "媚媚怎么三天两头病病啊,窝见犹怜", "target": "天资不足,没窝那么坚强哇" }, { "source": "没啥朋友是什么意思,你过来解释一下", "target": "没啥朋友就是朋友少的可怜。。。你当然是,还是最好的" }, { "source": "没啥朋友就是朋友少的可怜。。。你当然是,还是最好的", "target": "哼哼~算你会说话" }, { "source": "哼哼~算你会说话", "target": "那是那是,毕竟送命题" }, { "source": "师兄,你明天回学校啊", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "呀~改名字了呀~达也是哥哥还是弟弟来着?", "target": "痞子哥哥" }, { "source": "反正都要静养、姿势发力要注意", "target": "嗯,静静恢复" }, { "source": "嗯,静静恢复", "target": "早点休息.晚安" }, { "source": "请问最后眼睛是怎么好的呢?睡一觉吗", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "你找对象了?", "target": "找了" }, { "source": "如花似玉", "target": "如胶似漆" }, { "source": "如胶似漆", "target": "如痴如醉" }, { "source": "如痴如醉", "target": "如梦初醒" }, { "source": "如梦初醒", "target": "如火如荼" }, { "source": "如火如荼", "target": "如获至珍" }, { "source": "如获至珍", "target": "如愿以偿" }, { "source": "你表弟不像东北的像台北的。", "target": "有点像韩国小帅哥啊。" }, { "source": "有点像韩国小帅哥啊。", "target": "还好吧," }, { "source": "签名要的嘛", "target": "那算了好吧" }, { "source": "那算了好吧", "target": "我亲自去你寝室给你亲自签我不管" }, { "source": "我亲自去你寝室给你亲自签我不管", "target": "那就勉强给你裱个框吧" }, { "source": "看你定位我以为你在河里", "target": "哼?谁在河里" }, { "source": "小K回来了?且行且珍惜…", "target": "嗯咯,今天一大早就去北京了" }, { "source": "成都真的延迟到九月了吗?", "target": "五一!确定了哦~可以先定票啦" }, { "source": "五一!确定了哦~可以先定票啦", "target": "么有看到售票呢" }, { "source": "刚刚参加工作就有车的人还想怎样", "target": "再说很多人刚参加工作就有车开啊" }, { "source": "你洗澡为嘛拿手机?", "target": "洗澡为什么不能拿手机啊???" }, { "source": "洗澡为什么不能拿手机啊???", "target": "防水啊" }, { "source": "去三亚还穿这么多", "target": "嘿,赶上降温。" }, { "source": "文明的讲是这人没人性!通俗的讲是你个天打雷劈的杂皮!", "target": "社会现状..发现现在有好多这样的人...!" }, { "source": "小奶猫吃啥", "target": "罐头" }, { "source": "现在看看培华也是挺美的", "target": "你毕业了?" }, { "source": "你毕业了?", "target": "跟你一级" }, { "source": "吸欧气", "target": "从你那里吸来的" }, { "source": "来晚了~", "target": "知道就好" }, { "source": "助攻完睡觉了晚安瓶盖", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "尼格买提奖是干嘛的?", "target": "我也想问" }, { "source": "每到四点半我都是又饿又困", "target": "像我一样备碗粥饿了喝" }, { "source": "仙女!!不要再到处散发魅力啦!你这个魅力十足的家伙!!", "target": "是不是迷倒你了" }, { "source": "加油。记得毕业酒请我去", "target": "没有二本就没酒" }, { "source": "红牛卖没了", "target": "成累挺了," }, { "source": "丽江也在下雨?", "target": "是呢,细雨" }, { "source": "我的天呐,你女朋友怎么这么漂亮,麻烦转交给她人家的小芯芯", "target": "你想要一一的小心心吗" }, { "source": "是什么害的我们找不到对象,还培养出这么一帮碎男!!", "target": "你想的很深刻" }, { "source": "亲亲~这个房间还嘛……我想租暑假两个月……", "target": "暑假已租。" }, { "source": "来卖萌的?", "target": "来耍酷的" }, { "source": "来耍酷的", "target": "确实很酷" }, { "source": "确实很酷", "target": "哦耶" }, { "source": "喜欢一个男生那个男生也对我有好感但是他不好意思和他女朋友提分手他是不是想让我犯错误?我是不是该放弃", "target": "如果更喜欢你他会分的可是他没有说明。。。" }, { "source": "你们……队型很一致,就是少了桐桐", "target": "她没来…还好你也没来…不好玩" }, { "source": "她没来…还好你也没来…不好玩", "target": "你们刚到南澳还是?" }, { "source": "肿么看不到荤的阿", "target": "鱼香肉丝不就是荤的嘛!!!" }, { "source": "鱼香肉丝不就是荤的嘛!!!", "target": "肉丝哪算荤的阿" }, { "source": "肉丝哪算荤的阿", "target": "二荤。。。" }, { "source": "我能不能说我就是那个被梦老师五杀的兰陵王", "target": "可以说是肥肠羡慕了" }, { "source": "求被巴结", "target": "巴结能干啥" }, { "source": "巴结能干啥", "target": "能给我付款" }, { "source": "能给我付款", "target": "这都可以?那安慰一下能干啥" }, { "source": "这都可以?那安慰一下能干啥", "target": "能被打" }, { "source": "一看手的纹路就是你手", "target": "好玩呀" }, { "source": "好玩呀", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "网恋吗", "target": "来啊" }, { "source": "仙仙儿不快乐啊?让她多唱点自由飞翔嘛", "target": "唉,那个死妹儿!" }, { "source": "唉,那个死妹儿!", "target": "啊?她比你大也,不是妹儿" }, { "source": "啊?她比你大也,不是妹儿", "target": "恩,她什么都比我大,年纪、头!" }, { "source": "恩,她什么都比我大,年纪、头!", "target": "哈哈,头!大头大头下雨不愁,人家有伞,我有大头!哈哈!" }, { "source": "哈哈,头!大头大头下雨不愁,人家有伞,我有大头!哈哈!", "target": "大头,你好……" }, { "source": "我是不相信李小璐出轨除非苍井空结婚", "target": "老实人一大堆。。。" }, { "source": "休了你男友和我在一起吧", "target": "那你得养我。" }, { "source": "哪里有风", "target": "这两天风好大的好吗" }, { "source": "你还是一直在这节日过生日呀", "target": "我也想换个节过过,先天条件不允许呐" }, { "source": "本身就不好喝,我喝酒是高兴或者难过喝", "target": "我难过。。。" }, { "source": "我难过。。。", "target": "难道挂了?反正我基本上挂了" }, { "source": "难道挂了?反正我基本上挂了", "target": "我不知道…我没敢查…" }, { "source": "我不就是你男朋友吗", "target": "今天立秋你竟然说出这么反季节的话来吧来我被窝里" }, { "source": "今天立秋你竟然说出这么反季节的话来吧来我被窝里", "target": "现在学什么软件比较好" }, { "source": "不知你怎么了。但是要加油哦~抱抱。晚安", "target": "恩恩谢谢" }, { "source": "介绍给我做男朋友吧", "target": "你走开" }, { "source": "你走开", "target": "好的,我走了" }, { "source": "还会有更多的并肩作战...这一个月辛苦了...爱你...", "target": "下次再一起参加这种营销比赛哩哈哈.艾老虎油兔!手信!" }, { "source": "眼神锁定", "target": "坐稳啦~" }, { "source": "楼上点32个赞", "target": "又来黑我!" }, { "source": "又来黑我!", "target": "谁先黑谁的呵呵呵" }, { "source": "谁先黑谁的呵呵呵", "target": "我说的是事实,你说的不是啊" }, { "source": "我说的是事实,你说的不是啊", "target": "友尽妥妥的" }, { "source": "海鲜拉面很好吃", "target": "三倍速来吃过??" }, { "source": "三倍速来吃过??", "target": "身为吃货必须的" }, { "source": "身为吃货必须的", "target": "哎哟哟。。同为吃货。。必须握爪。。。" }, { "source": "哎哟哟。。同为吃货。。必须握爪。。。", "target": "青梅酿好喝" }, { "source": "就是喜欢这样的碧云姐姐", "target": "就是啊" }, { "source": "你难道还记得你小学五年级开学吃的第一顿饭是什么么,就烦这种没事找事的人,也就你们这些无聊的人才会对一年前的几句话中的日期耿耿于怀。", "target": "至少这句话的重点他没有随便说吧" }, { "source": "为什么我的迅雷下不动啊", "target": "你是不是迅雷会员?" }, { "source": "你是不是迅雷会员?", "target": "是啊反正一会儿十几M/s一会儿0" }, { "source": "是啊反正一会儿十几M/s一会儿0", "target": "我这个倒是比较稳定" }, { "source": "都想娶你了", "target": "你也可以做啊,照着菜谱" }, { "source": "有没有去简单音乐节?", "target": "没去……" }, { "source": "爱怎么说?喜欢怎么说?没有,所以情侣互撩表达情感用闽南话会很难受", "target": "哇爱里好别扭" }, { "source": "喜欢的一个公司女孩离职了,自从她走后,她接手过的工地我都想去走一走,因为指尖划过的清水混凝土,有她的味道。", "target": "崽你也真的好葬爱“我用这最后一分钟怀念你”" }, { "source": "有没有感觉哈登和魔兽不能共存。。。", "target": "有这样的感觉--" }, { "source": "有一种爱情叫:关晓彤鹿晗", "target": "没意义的爱情,算什么爱情" }, { "source": "你在于都?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "点不开,捉急啊", "target": "网速不给力啊!" }, { "source": "多年前看《放学后》就迷上了东野圭吾。", "target": "恶意也很好看" }, { "source": "明天又可以睡到自然醒了", "target": "你洗干净刮白白吧" }, { "source": "你洗干净刮白白吧", "target": "不是说睡了吗" }, { "source": "高颜值母子", "target": "美图秀秀来的" }, { "source": "包菜可以,快炒起来", "target": "哈哈,嫂子买肉回来了,有肉吃了" }, { "source": "哈哈,嫂子买肉回来了,有肉吃了", "target": "赶紧炒起来,我等下刷牙完过去吃。包菜也要搞起来,我爱吃。" }, { "source": "赶紧炒起来,我等下刷牙完过去吃。包菜也要搞起来,我爱吃。", "target": "躺在被子里指挥别人哦" }, { "source": "躺在被子里指挥别人哦", "target": "大家都是朋友嘛。" }, { "source": "大家都是朋友嘛。", "target": "熟了" }, { "source": "熟了", "target": "什么菜。" }, { "source": "什么菜。", "target": "快点过来吃就好了,问那么多,另外一头呢有没有在" }, { "source": "快点过来吃就好了,问那么多,另外一头呢有没有在", "target": "我来了" }, { "source": "我来了", "target": "菜都凉了" }, { "source": "脸怎么有点肉肉的", "target": "胖惹" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我也拿铜丝缠戒指!", "target": "是别人缠了送我哒好好看啊但扎手" }, { "source": "是别人缠了送我哒好好看啊但扎手", "target": "我初中的时候做的,当时像素感人" }, { "source": "我初中的时候做的,当时像素感人", "target": "你这个拧得看起来好贵妇!" }, { "source": "你这个拧得看起来好贵妇!", "target": "因为拧厚一点,戴着舒服" }, { "source": "你好像比较偏爱冷的或者冰的什么什么。感觉哈。", "target": "没有不是你想的那个样子。这个金像是个玩家他是整个服务器里第一个达到满级的人。我刚看到这张老图了所以就顺手一发没别的意思" }, { "source": "据说北极的阳光更刺眼哈哈", "target": "那就..应该去了....哈哈这两天的还行要是到夏天了你不得...疯掉" }, { "source": "那就..应该去了....哈哈这两天的还行要是到夏天了你不得...疯掉", "target": "说的也是,但我仍是期待" }, { "source": "因为下山等红灯", "target": "我不想知道" }, { "source": "我不想知道", "target": "躲后藏脸会玩" }, { "source": "我刚刚去窜门了!都没见到你!说,是不是偷懒了!", "target": "你是看我不在才跑去串门吧" }, { "source": "有兴趣做模特吗", "target": "我就是啊" }, { "source": "我就是啊", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "你都要瘦没了你还瘦", "target": "瘦了出去旅行拍好看的照片我得穿比基尼" }, { "source": "瘦了出去旅行拍好看的照片我得穿比基尼", "target": "并不想看" }, { "source": "下雪了?", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "是滴", "target": "大连预报有雪,天阴,还没下,感觉今年雪多" }, { "source": "大连预报有雪,天阴,还没下,感觉今年雪多", "target": "今年雪多气温低" }, { "source": "今年雪多气温低", "target": "嗯,得穿棉裤了" }, { "source": "美诗猜对了吧,还是雪", "target": "那你猜猜朕今晚写啥" }, { "source": "我去做月饼了,今年最后一炉你们继续,追杀成功的奖励点心", "target": "那我自首" }, { "source": "那我自首", "target": "来自首,正好馅儿不够了" }, { "source": "海洋之星!", "target": "一看就经常去〜" }, { "source": "一看就经常去〜", "target": "有时候会有朋友请" }, { "source": "我只想到了一个人那就是大肚皇", "target": "谁啊这是?" }, { "source": "我的头发太非主流了", "target": "哪里哦没有我又想剪头发了哈哈" }, { "source": "哪里哦没有我又想剪头发了哈哈", "target": "不忍直视哈哈。想留长就不要剪了,留到" }, { "source": "不忍直视哈哈。想留长就不要剪了,留到", "target": "实在是忍不住啊" }, { "source": "实在是忍不住啊", "target": "剪好短嘛" }, { "source": "剪好短嘛", "target": "嗯扎的起弄过几要的不嘛" }, { "source": "嗯扎的起弄过几要的不嘛", "target": "要的,有个发型就是扎起一个刷把颠颠,还多洋气的,但是不要刘海" }, { "source": "要的,有个发型就是扎起一个刷把颠颠,还多洋气的,但是不要刘海", "target": "可是我现在有刘海剪刘海果真是最大的错误" }, { "source": "亲爱的好好调整下,头像照片都换了哦!", "target": "嗯需要好好调整" }, { "source": "环境改变一个人。但是不同的环境会有不同的反应,我依旧相信在我们这儿你还是曾经的那个你。", "target": "回去,我依旧会是那个我,现在就想赶紧回家,回家好好的放松一下,什么都不想,七天后再能量慢慢的杀回来!" }, { "source": "回去,我依旧会是那个我,现在就想赶紧回家,回家好好的放松一下,什么都不想,七天后再能量慢慢的杀回来!", "target": "嗯。快快肥来~" }, { "source": "总觉得你身上透露着悲伤的气息", "target": "有时候单曲循环一首歌也会听得蛮郁闷。。" }, { "source": "有时候单曲循环一首歌也会听得蛮郁闷。。", "target": "那就想点能让你开心的撒" }, { "source": "送货上门么亲?", "target": "不得不得" }, { "source": "巨蟹女要吗", "target": "会像巨蟹男一样吗" }, { "source": "你是想打麻将吗", "target": "你…哪看出来我想打麻将了" }, { "source": "我们都是来自电大的才女", "target": "出门在外,我都不好意思显露自己的才华" }, { "source": "出门在外,我都不好意思显露自己的才华", "target": "我知道了" }, { "source": "我知道了", "target": "知道就好出门在外不要说我们是电大的我怕别人嫉妒然后遭灭口" }, { "source": "知道就好出门在外不要说我们是电大的我怕别人嫉妒然后遭灭口", "target": "可能性很大" }, { "source": "年轻时,怎绝不会这么从容。工作经验很重要。。。", "target": "年轻时也没机会犯这样的二" }, { "source": "练完车回来。累爆了", "target": "我下学期也要学" }, { "source": "我下学期也要学", "target": "晒黑你" }, { "source": "前天夜班…早早就睡了…也好也没刷…今天我现在还没下班…突然特别想你…然后就…", "target": "请继续你的表演" }, { "source": "你今天很火爆,封你为火爆女郎", "target": "特好的" }, { "source": "你会西语?", "target": "不会,两三句不叫会,英语和中文还可以!" }, { "source": "不会,两三句不叫会,英语和中文还可以!", "target": "这样啊,看到你发的是西语" }, { "source": "这样啊,看到你发的是西语", "target": "现学现卖!!感觉不好学,没英语好学" }, { "source": "条桥看了熟熟", "target": "潮州欢" }, { "source": "我换等着在学校打场雪仗呢。", "target": "同,在学校打雪仗多有氛围" }, { "source": "突然想问一句你到哪里呀", "target": "我到岳阳啊,深圳到岳阳" }, { "source": "我到岳阳啊,深圳到岳阳", "target": "那离你很近了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那离你很近了哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "武汉本来也不远,明年可能还要去武汉出差三个月" }, { "source": "喝茶喝茶", "target": "还去和麦咖啡呢" }, { "source": "还去和麦咖啡呢", "target": "偶尔偶尔嘛" }, { "source": "偶尔偶尔嘛", "target": "太多偶尔了,快成习惯啦呀" }, { "source": "我晚上不照", "target": "晚上约你的人。你敢不照镜子出门吗" }, { "source": "晚上约你的人。你敢不照镜子出门吗", "target": "晚上约我的人叫没有人" }, { "source": "实现家?", "target": "没错整理柜子偶然发现您的名言是什么" }, { "source": "没错整理柜子偶然发现您的名言是什么", "target": "早扔了" }, { "source": "我一定是疯了,看你那几个表情都能笑出声来", "target": "碎了吧,疯子。" }, { "source": "碎了吧,疯子。", "target": "睡不着。。。我特别下午睡了的,等她晚上冒泡我会说么" }, { "source": "睡不着。。。我特别下午睡了的,等她晚上冒泡我会说么", "target": "姐今晚不粗来的!我下午就算好了~~" }, { "source": "姐今晚不粗来的!我下午就算好了~~", "target": "烦银!~~我也觉得可能性有点小,,那我洗漱一下再回来看看!~~额" }, { "source": "烦银!~~我也觉得可能性有点小,,那我洗漱一下再回来看看!~~额", "target": "去吧去吧~~" }, { "source": "游玩需要多长时间?", "target": "我就坐摆渡车到椰什么风情?就一站拍拍照坐一会儿2个小时如果要玩所有点估计得四个小时吧" }, { "source": "让小画家画一个《小仙女的一天》", "target": "可以,想法很妙" }, { "source": "你不就是心仪对象么", "target": "无法反驳" }, { "source": "你眼睛是不是放大啦?!!!", "target": "没有,只是变胖" }, { "source": "你撸的啥,一百三串儿", "target": "我妈就是不给我剩下的钱" }, { "source": "许愿木有啊?我有一年等流星,等了一晚上木有看见,有阴影了,再也不敢相信了", "target": "闭眼都来不及,一下就不见了,还许愿勒!因为看新闻说这次的流星很多,平均一分钟一颗,所以才决定去看看的,果然看到了" }, { "source": "闭眼都来不及,一下就不见了,还许愿勒!因为看新闻说这次的流星很多,平均一分钟一颗,所以才决定去看看的,果然看到了", "target": "我还木有看过流星" }, { "source": "不要韭菜多放辣椒是什么", "target": "师大路好吃的土豆条" }, { "source": "师大路好吃的土豆条", "target": "为什么是韭菜不是应该是香菜吗" }, { "source": "为什么是韭菜不是应该是香菜吗", "target": "他是放韭菜的没有香菜下次来来来请你吃。" }, { "source": "遵命!", "target": "哈哈哈记到说感想哟!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈记到说感想哟!", "target": "看我心情,哭了就不说了,哈哈。" }, { "source": "看我心情,哭了就不说了,哈哈。", "target": "必须说就想知道你哭没哭!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "必须说就想知道你哭没哭!哈哈哈", "target": "好吧好吧,哭了有奖励?" }, { "source": "为什么找个房子办婚礼", "target": "门对门怎么整都没出门就嫁过去了,应该是不太好" }, { "source": "门对门怎么整都没出门就嫁过去了,应该是不太好", "target": "你哪个同学" }, { "source": "亲你好,请问票转了吗", "target": "没有呢不好意思前几天没看到" }, { "source": "没有呢不好意思前几天没看到", "target": "嗯呢,都看了。哈哈" }, { "source": "自己人,等着我去买橘子", "target": "不等,我不爱吃" }, { "source": "不等,我不爱吃", "target": "那便不吃就是" }, { "source": "那便不吃就是", "target": "那你还是别去买了,回来吧,我等你" }, { "source": "那你还是别去买了,回来吧,我等你", "target": "回来了呀" }, { "source": "黑子们,你们长不了,总会有人治得住你们!", "target": "但愿吧,我们美好的心愿,换我们一个温暖的网络环境" }, { "source": "能随意往返的不算", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "撩!学妹加油!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈不好吧" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈不好吧", "target": "没有什么好不好,想就去做" }, { "source": "昨天生日也去看了前任3…", "target": "生日快乐哦" }, { "source": "我头发也少了", "target": "虽然我一直狂掉...但我的头发还是很多..." }, { "source": "虽然我一直狂掉...但我的头发还是很多...", "target": "别说了难受" }, { "source": "攥住扶手,用这里先使劲顶住,然后不停转动这只手(记住要快转)", "target": "遇到不讲理没有用,还会说你" }, { "source": "我来帮你化,化好再拍,拍后在后期好哇", "target": "你真好~可是,我又不能天天叫你帮忙化妆的,我看很多人都会画眼睛的,我上次看到一个女的,画过不画过,完全不一样的!汗。。。。我自己试过了,真的不会,算了,我就素颜吧~这个木有办法的。。。。。" }, { "source": "你真好~可是,我又不能天天叫你帮忙化妆的,我看很多人都会画眼睛的,我上次看到一个女的,画过不画过,完全不一样的!汗。。。。我自己试过了,真的不会,算了,我就素颜吧~这个木有办法的。。。。。", "target": "我来教你吧" }, { "source": "我来教你吧", "target": "恩,恩,那我要想想怎么拜师了~" }, { "source": "恩,恩,那我要想想怎么拜师了~", "target": "请我吃好吃的,呵呵" }, { "source": "入秋的天超喜欢", "target": "第一次这么喜欢秋天呀。" }, { "source": "第一次这么喜欢秋天呀。", "target": "今年的秋天也很特别呢" }, { "source": "老板能你敢给我一把老虎钳,我可以吃到你怀疑人生!", "target": "哈哈哈怕了怕了" }, { "source": "迟到咯哦", "target": "木有木有,我们9点才上班~~~" }, { "source": "木有木有,我们9点才上班~~~", "target": "你不是说的8点半啊" }, { "source": "你不是说的8点半啊", "target": "木有啊,一直都是9点的哇~~~" }, { "source": "木有啊,一直都是9点的哇~~~", "target": "难道你改行咯啊" }, { "source": "难道你改行咯啊", "target": "没有改行啊,一直都是9点的哇!" }, { "source": "张的指甲是狗啃的吗哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "非常爱啃" }, { "source": "非常爱啃", "target": "可以去买苦甲水这样慢慢就不啃了" }, { "source": "搞个冷风机~要么最原始的方式,放冰块", "target": "哎,以后回国了要怎么办,总不能24小时都待在空调底下吧" }, { "source": "哎,以后回国了要怎么办,总不能24小时都待在空调底下吧", "target": "国内还木有你想象的热" }, { "source": "今天刚看完哭的稀里哗啦好希望紫薇能和他们一起去大理", "target": "那她去哪了?和小燕子分开了??没看过第三部求科普" }, { "source": "也不知道这家伙会不会有危机感,你主人看你都快成烤肉了。", "target": "哈哈,那时候是真饿" }, { "source": "哈哈,那时候是真饿", "target": "怎么没出去吃饭啊!" }, { "source": "怎么没出去吃饭啊!", "target": "喉咙肿,喝水都困难了" }, { "source": "额,我的也是3g套餐,全国120分钟,省内120兆[每三个月增加二十兆]国内四十兆没有短信…比你的少好多", "target": "好吧!!!办我的吧,比你多了好多东东" }, { "source": "额。。。我仿佛看到了我的未来……兔子吗早安!", "target": "第一次出去除了被蚊子咬了两个块,基本安全。哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "第一次出去除了被蚊子咬了两个块,基本安全。哈哈哈。", "target": "哈哈哈,那已经算挺不错了,以后会越来越顺的,我好期待啥时候能拖娃一起出去啊,哎,盼啊盼啊" }, { "source": "那条奶奶绿项链吗?闪眼了", "target": "不是不是就是一般的玉不值钱" }, { "source": "不是不是就是一般的玉不值钱", "target": "完全高大上" }, { "source": "听说川渝女人地位很高,大哥是真的吗?", "target": "我要嫁四川重庆" }, { "source": "你这种态度,秒秒钟失去我", "target": "我曾拥有你,想到就心酸" }, { "source": "我曾拥有你,想到就心酸", "target": "高攀不起了吧!" }, { "source": "高攀不起了吧!", "target": "过去是我不对,对你爱答不理" }, { "source": "过去是我不对,对你爱答不理", "target": "后悔了么?" }, { "source": "后悔了么?", "target": "肠子都悔青了,我还有机会吗" }, { "source": "肠子都悔青了,我还有机会吗", "target": "晚了" }, { "source": "我喜欢打雷姐啦", "target": "我喜欢她的歌" }, { "source": "为什么不喜欢自己老婆穿美美呢?好奇葩", "target": "除了我们出去看电影逛街吃饭时允许我穿美美的。。奇葩中的奇葩。。" }, { "source": "除了我们出去看电影逛街吃饭时允许我穿美美的。。奇葩中的奇葩。。", "target": "老吴说他完全不能理解咸鱼的心理" }, { "source": "发啥猪蹄子", "target": "给你吃哈哈!" }, { "source": "给你吃哈哈!", "target": "没你那么重口……" }, { "source": "没你那么重口……", "target": "我哪里重口" }, { "source": "我哪里重口", "target": "你哪里不重口" }, { "source": "下班之后干嘛呢", "target": "是的呢!" }, { "source": "是的呢!", "target": "你那热不?" }, { "source": "SISI好可爱啊~~", "target": "我现在走可爱路线" }, { "source": "大融汇有多高?", "target": "一期是105米,二期是200米以上,具体精确参数不清楚。" }, { "source": "一期是105米,二期是200米以上,具体精确参数不清楚。", "target": "谢谢了" }, { "source": "嘻嘻有我的", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "眼睛还没好嘛", "target": "快了面积越来越小了" }, { "source": "他再也回不到我身边了", "target": "会有更好的等着你" }, { "source": "保持自己的好心态,学会去改变,变着去反思,没必要让自己这么累,", "target": "嗯嗯,,,我明白了。。。" }, { "source": "这是哪里?你还考研吗?准备的咋样了", "target": "这是我家啊,准备着呢,事业单位笔试通过了,等着面试呢,不过不太想去。。。" }, { "source": "这是我家啊,准备着呢,事业单位笔试通过了,等着面试呢,不过不太想去。。。", "target": "没看出来啊,这咋能是你家呢?加油哇!" }, { "source": "没看出来啊,这咋能是你家呢?加油哇!", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "就应该是游刃之间定乾坤。这人物特辑时剧没拍完,而且剧也没拍到天启之战。他就是定乾坤的。一人一骑震诸侯,一枪一马退硕风。天启城下仅仅一人挡下十方诸侯,数十万大军,真的是燃到爆炸的。", "target": "燃!然而,没拍" }, { "source": "燃!然而,没拍", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "小日子过的好幸福啊", "target": "你也一样幸福啊。" }, { "source": "你也一样幸福啊。", "target": "不要取笑偶啦。" }, { "source": "不要取笑偶啦。", "target": "怎么是取笑啊。" }, { "source": "又重新看见你宽阔的手掌了", "target": "你咋就确定那是我的宽阔手掌呢?" }, { "source": "你咋就确定那是我的宽阔手掌呢?", "target": "我猜错啦??" }, { "source": "我猜错啦??", "target": "你猜对了" }, { "source": "尽量尽量不要丧气", "target": "不要让我失望" }, { "source": "你适合情趣的!", "target": "你给我买买就穿///" }, { "source": "你给我买买就穿///", "target": "情趣护士装和白色的网袜!!" }, { "source": "情趣护士装和白色的网袜!!", "target": "世界主宰审美堪忧" }, { "source": "世界主宰审美堪忧", "target": "那那那开胸毛衣+小短裙+透的过膝袜" }, { "source": "那那那开胸毛衣+小短裙+透的过膝袜", "target": "就知道你是这样的主宰" }, { "source": "祝福我闺女女婿,幸福甜蜜永相随", "target": "对了对了,忘记说中秋节快乐" }, { "source": "对了对了,忘记说中秋节快乐", "target": "私下早说了,我闺女很开心" }, { "source": "怎么改我要当学霸?", "target": "我是从我要当学霸这软件里发的,而且这条是系统自动发的" }, { "source": "我是从我要当学霸这软件里发的,而且这条是系统自动发的", "target": "我已经准备好精致的手工皂。" }, { "source": "期待张艺兴呐!!", "target": "期待期待" }, { "source": "富帅这是啥", "target": "炸酱面,饺子,糖醋里脊" }, { "source": "炸酱面,饺子,糖醋里脊", "target": "土豪什么情况为什么名单上没他" }, { "source": "我今儿终于能开车了!", "target": "还是你的自行车嘛" }, { "source": "还是你的自行车嘛", "target": "不不不'这次是机动车" }, { "source": "睡衣好评,哈哈", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "亲我也想要勿忘我哦哈哈哈", "target": "改天我送你一束,哈哈" }, { "source": "改天我送你一束,哈哈", "target": "呀哈哈哈那咋行呢你带我去买一束就好" }, { "source": "任何人对你来说迟早吧...", "target": "相对论,每个人" }, { "source": "志愿者", "target": "我奉献我开心" }, { "source": "我奉献我开心", "target": "你现在在哪儿" }, { "source": "你现在在哪儿", "target": "你谁" }, { "source": "你谁", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "老板问我刘海怎么剪,我说,爱你的形状。", "target": "哈哈哈你好可爱" }, { "source": "避免镜片和眼镜盒摩擦的", "target": "啊??你们眼镜布都是盖着镜片放的么" }, { "source": "表白我们然", "target": "原图" }, { "source": "原图", "target": "发啦" }, { "source": "食物和宠物,仅一步之遥.....", "target": "人们控制自己的贪欲,给动物一条活路" }, { "source": "已购《天使》的票但是请问怎么选座", "target": "您可以询问一下场地方,但小编印象里那里不选座~" }, { "source": "您可以询问一下场地方,但小编印象里那里不选座~", "target": "请问也就是去了后自己找位置坐吗?" }, { "source": "女神节累成", "target": "很忙吗?" }, { "source": "很忙吗?", "target": "回来吃完饭就躺下了,不想动" }, { "source": "回来吃完饭就躺下了,不想动", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我男盆友呢", "target": "在这呢" }, { "source": "在这呢", "target": "男盆友你好呀" }, { "source": "长大了是不是就实验不了了呀?只有几个月大的时候可以实验。", "target": "长大用别的实验方法啊,比如说15岁的时候就变成访谈了。" }, { "source": "你可以试试吃完香蕉然后马上喝一杯可乐", "target": "估计试完也就看到人生的走马灯了" }, { "source": "我手环丢了", "target": "是不是米粒掉了啊" }, { "source": "我仿佛都闻到花香了…", "target": "真的香啊" }, { "source": "这雾霾天", "target": "羡慕波仙气缭绕嫦娥要来了" }, { "source": "羡慕波仙气缭绕嫦娥要来了", "target": "仙女下凡了记得直播" }, { "source": "三个人唱歌不是你?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我今天没粗国门!就在窗口感受了一下!!!着出去跑了就是被吹走的节奏啊!!!", "target": "我在学校吹惯了哈哈哈其实吹在身上有点儿疼T-T" }, { "source": "我在学校吹惯了哈哈哈其实吹在身上有点儿疼T-T", "target": "。。。。疼!!!??我想粗去感受下了喂" }, { "source": "。。。。疼!!!??我想粗去感受下了喂", "target": "哈哈哈台风还没走说不定明天晚上也这样·~" }, { "source": "谁让你不调好生物钟", "target": "一个人时间长了就是这样,止不住" }, { "source": "一个人时间长了就是这样,止不住", "target": "那我过去给你烧饭?" }, { "source": "哦这样啊。。。盘问。。。亮了。。。那先祝你生日快乐咯,正好闲着无聊就看着你到22岁好了。。。", "target": "迎接我的22岁的必然是震耳欲聋的鞭炮声……想睡着也很难啊" }, { "source": "你不要的瞌睡拿跟我嘛,我天天都睡不醒", "target": "啥子逻辑?" }, { "source": "谈恋爱真的会被啪吗?", "target": "柏拉图式恋爱!" }, { "source": "哈~我现在都没有在追什么剧了,最近有时间就看吸血鬼日记,", "target": "我天天看都看不完,,我打算看完了再去看武林外传,,虽然已经看了n遍了,,对了,我上次下了何以键盘的,,有你男神的,等下截图给你看" }, { "source": "最美", "target": "这是阿娇啊" }, { "source": "笨熊头像好赞", "target": "脱了衣服就是,你懂的,哈哈" }, { "source": "脱了衣服就是,你懂的,哈哈", "target": "后背好棒啊想咬一口" }, { "source": "我还要回,我们要拍学位照~读书离的远就是不方便,下次出来再细聊咯", "target": "啊你就准备回去了啊这么早就拍照片!" }, { "source": "怎样让一个男的喜欢自己", "target": "不要喜欢他" }, { "source": "自己一个人有什么不好吗", "target": "两个人不是更好吗?" }, { "source": "两个人不是更好吗?", "target": "哪有什么好和不好的区别?" }, { "source": "哪有什么好和不好的区别?", "target": "你觉得一个人好就好呗" }, { "source": "你觉得一个人好就好呗", "target": "一个人的时候就要觉得一个人好,两个人的时候就要觉得两个人好,这样才是真的好" }, { "source": "一个人的时候就要觉得一个人好,两个人的时候就要觉得两个人好,这样才是真的好", "target": "我一直都是一个人一直都觉得两个人好所以我不好" }, { "source": "一抬胳膊,茂盛的腋毛。。。", "target": "你不要再说了!我被你的描述伤害到了!我今天还怎么去健身房啊!" }, { "source": "你不要再说了!我被你的描述伤害到了!我今天还怎么去健身房啊!", "target": "最终你练就了盲跑" }, { "source": "小猫必须一枝独秀独一无二的大神", "target": "其实,墨大的小说男主都不错,可最有个性的确实是薄猫猫了,所以最喜欢他,傲娇的可爱猫啊" }, { "source": "一直在找厉旭的我", "target": "我也找了!" }, { "source": "昨天踢的大场还是小场?几比几", "target": "踢的大场,2:3,老师最后进了个世界波........进了后不踢了就" }, { "source": "踢的大场,2:3,老师最后进了个世界波........进了后不踢了就", "target": "昨天可想去,谁知道下午一堆事,唉" }, { "source": "昨天可想去,谁知道下午一堆事,唉", "target": "反正每周四都踢,你有空都管来,昨天踢的不赖,配合也出来了" }, { "source": "我掐指一算,你一见我心情就好。", "target": "那是必须的。。!!" }, { "source": "一只逆袭成功的鹅", "target": "我是一只很努力的鹅" }, { "source": "人家私事,你们够八卦", "target": "头条不八卦都不行" }, { "source": "学会了做给你吃,就是这个辣椒从哪里搞", "target": "好想吃" }, { "source": "姐我现在禁吃辣椒", "target": "让你看看小碎花的清新" }, { "source": "我胖了6斤", "target": "搬箱子累瘦的你愿意吗" }, { "source": "可以再等一个月吗", "target": "等一个月就可以约炮了" }, { "source": "等一个月就可以约炮了", "target": "约吗" }, { "source": "小酒量拿毛线拼内...", "target": "我我又不在了昨儿个" }, { "source": "我我又不在了昨儿个", "target": "意料之中哈哈哈...你要还在我奇怪了呢" }, { "source": "我已经上三天班了", "target": "我知道我已经放的很多了,但还是不想上班。。你还是那个工作?" }, { "source": "我知道我已经放的很多了,但还是不想上班。。你还是那个工作?", "target": "是啊,你现在在哪上班啊?" }, { "source": "最后一天上课,我也不负众望,终于迟到了", "target": "你怎么天天迟到" }, { "source": "你怎么天天迟到", "target": "因为我想锻炼跑起来" }, { "source": "因为我想锻炼跑起来", "target": "你不会是跑步去吧" }, { "source": "你不会是跑步去吧", "target": "大早晨的我没事干呀起来跑步。" }, { "source": "今天剪头发的好多", "target": "我这是自己剪呢" }, { "source": "我这是自己剪呢", "target": "来帮我剪剪嘛" }, { "source": "来帮我剪剪嘛", "target": "来来来,我不收费呢" }, { "source": "又跑出去玩了真好我也想放假", "target": "就是知道以后就会像你这样没时间啦,所以赶快出来逛逛" }, { "source": "真正的爱情很难遇到,就算遇到了,也是很难相处的。维持关系,真的心累。", "target": "同感,真的好累。一个人更自在,甚至更快乐" }, { "source": "小时候总把头发烧了", "target": "你也是个哥呀。。。。。。" }, { "source": "你也是个哥呀。。。。。。", "target": "还是没有你厉害" }, { "source": "二价只有9到25岁才可以打!!四价只有25岁45之间打!!越早打的越好", "target": "错误2、4、9都是9岁以上的男女打查的" }, { "source": "一群蓝精灵,也是很可爱的", "target": "当然,没有小仙女可爱" }, { "source": "五一也是外国节你可以选择加班", "target": "51我想加班三倍工资啊等等我好像没有工作" }, { "source": "51我想加班三倍工资啊等等我好像没有工作", "target": "我也超想的!等等我好像也没有工作……" }, { "source": "准备做饭", "target": "好想吃" }, { "source": "我都没吃上元宵", "target": "你来,我煮给你吃" }, { "source": "你来,我煮给你吃", "target": "清明小假期去,哈哈" }, { "source": "清明小假期去,哈哈", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "我梨化妆好棒啊", "target": "哈哈出教程~" }, { "source": "既然你是一个学生,你还奢侈的吃烤鱼?", "target": "你以为加一个狗头就有用了?" }, { "source": "现在张家口很热吗", "target": "这几天不热,天天有雨" }, { "source": "这几天不热,天天有雨", "target": "冷的时候是不是很冷" }, { "source": "吞口水", "target": "吞着吞着睡着了" }, { "source": "你不喝酒不品茶!浪费了一地斜阳。", "target": "夕阳西下,心早醉了" }, { "source": "我喜欢的南开后门的生煎包关门了!!!", "target": "对对对,天桥下面那家,简直晴天霹雳" }, { "source": "对对对,天桥下面那家,简直晴天霹雳", "target": "又要去发现其他好吃的生煎了" }, { "source": "又要去发现其他好吃的生煎了", "target": "这家真的好好吃,才发现不久,居然就关了" }, { "source": "这家真的好好吃,才发现不久,居然就关了", "target": "比那些连锁好吃到哪里去了" }, { "source": "你有没有再吻过别人", "target": "你醒醒吧分手第二天就吻了别人你算什么啊" }, { "source": "你没喝酒?", "target": "没喝~我们都是专心吃肉的人" }, { "source": "谁让你是姐姐!哈哈,我好想有个这么可爱的妹妹,你就知足吧", "target": "我想有个哥哥……" }, { "source": "我想有个哥哥……", "target": "我不介意你叫几声哥哥。" }, { "source": "你都跑重庆去了????", "target": "唉,其实我就在重庆郊区这边……从三峡过来的。但就算在郊区我也要骄傲滴说我在重庆哈哈" }, { "source": "唉,其实我就在重庆郊区这边……从三峡过来的。但就算在郊区我也要骄傲滴说我在重庆哈哈", "target": "哈哈那明天就可以直接进到市区了" }, { "source": "我的头发剪了啊我", "target": "剪了多短多短!留辣么旧呢!" }, { "source": "剪了多短多短!留辣么旧呢!", "target": "还没过肩呢" }, { "source": "还没过肩呢", "target": "我想看看" }, { "source": "不活了,今天绝食。", "target": "我才难过" }, { "source": "我才难过", "target": "。。。各自哭一个翻篇翻篇不大点事哈" }, { "source": "。。。各自哭一个翻篇翻篇不大点事哈", "target": "哄我" }, { "source": "然后怎么办了今天的外卖小哥哥给我送了一个多小时,到时间也没给我打电话就自己结束了", "target": "然后我去敲他们门要回来咯" }, { "source": "然后我去敲他们门要回来咯", "target": "他们没吃了?" }, { "source": "唉,你这个逻辑的话,万一哪天小智惹了什么人,被人请了水军到处刷智家军什么的,被带类似五五开现在这样的节奏,你说难受不难受?你这个证据确实有问题。", "target": "小智又不是没惹过人,怎么没人带这个节奏,直播平台那个他没惹过?就你家开开腻害,惹别人了,别人还帮他雇水军。" }, { "source": "小智又不是没惹过人,怎么没人带这个节奏,直播平台那个他没惹过?就你家开开腻害,惹别人了,别人还帮他雇水军。", "target": "就像你说的,小智被带节奏的时候我是不是也可以说小智搞别人?" }, { "source": "羊阿姨是?", "target": "我妈" }, { "source": "我妈", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "那我下次蹲着走路,蹲着看你,你好高哦", "target": "我蹲着看你的时候你也好高" }, { "source": "我蹲着看你的时候你也好高", "target": "那你站着跟我说话" }, { "source": "眼妆无敌啦", "target": "哈哈哈手残瞎画的" }, { "source": "我黎好美", "target": "主要是修图啊,亲爱的!昨晚梦见你了" }, { "source": "快坐校车来柳林玩。。。", "target": "没的学生证的嘛" }, { "source": "没的学生证的嘛", "target": "不需要啊。" }, { "source": "女神", "target": "爱我你就抱抱我" }, { "source": "北海道特产白色恋人吃多了有点腻", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "帅哥呼声好高幸好是有主的人啊", "target": "你闺蜜的“闺蜜”" }, { "source": "你闺蜜的“闺蜜”", "target": "我闺蜜家的,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你们去打比赛…?", "target": "嗯嗯,对的,打酱油" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,对的,打酱油", "target": "哇哦~" }, { "source": "友谊的小床,不是说上就上的。", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "麻烦你帮忙寄过来点辣条", "target": "牛奶呸辣条,好吃要上天?" }, { "source": "牛奶呸辣条,好吃要上天?", "target": "哈哈哈哈,可以试试" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,可以试试", "target": "哈哈哈哈,还是算啦,吃坏肚子就不好啦" }, { "source": "朋友,你去西藏了哇?", "target": "好冷漠。。是的" }, { "source": "好冷漠。。是的", "target": "哪个冷漠了" }, { "source": "西安也凉快了", "target": "青岛特别凉" }, { "source": "青岛特别凉", "target": "穿短袖一阵风吹过就冻得很" }, { "source": "我现在每天头都痛。。。只有才睡醒那一小会儿不痛", "target": "早睡早起!!" }, { "source": "大众?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "朗逸?" }, { "source": "我今晚也要玩一次", "target": "哈哈哈记得定闹钟" }, { "source": "人一旦无聊就越想谈恋爱", "target": "是啊!" }, { "source": "改天我给你拍一个", "target": "不需要不用了不麻烦" }, { "source": "不需要不用了不麻烦", "target": "由不得你" }, { "source": "由不得你", "target": "放过我" }, { "source": "我3号回成都,你什么时候来", "target": "回了就不走了么" }, { "source": "回了就不走了么", "target": "当然不是啦,马上就回来,所以问下你哪天到" }, { "source": "啃过的叶子很难长,我明天得再修点,加点肥", "target": "行凶者怎么办?" }, { "source": "行凶者怎么办?", "target": "给它们好吃的还要陪它们玩" }, { "source": "给它们好吃的还要陪它们玩", "target": "不小惩一下吗?" }, { "source": "不小惩一下吗?", "target": "主要是因为朋友没关窗,我有跟她提醒忘掉了,而且离家几天它们本来也心情不好" }, { "source": "滤镜太暗", "target": "喜欢暗的" }, { "source": "这个虾超好吃,而且服务也不错。去过好多次了,哈哈", "target": "这在什么地方啊?" }, { "source": "这在什么地方啊?", "target": "成都,美团上可以搜得到" }, { "source": "好有爱~心形土司片好赞", "target": "嘻嘻,我记得第一次做这个吐司时还是跟着你的方子做的,现在都不用看了,每个多少克都背下来了" }, { "source": "晒太阳不能少于八个时辰否则我不给房钱", "target": "八过时辰" }, { "source": "小蛋,早啊", "target": "女神,早啊,大早晨何来感慨啊" }, { "source": "女神,早啊,大早晨何来感慨啊", "target": "就是有种电影里的感觉啊," }, { "source": "根本打不到,在街边等了半小时,才等来辆212.", "target": "是公交还是吉普啊?" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊啊啊!", "target": "谢谢!!嘿嘿" }, { "source": "找个大大大饭碗'", "target": "对,能放好多红烧肉。" }, { "source": "好山好水好羊", "target": "想他" }, { "source": "说句实在的你收了多少钱", "target": "良心发声还需要收钱?" }, { "source": "你这是要怎么", "target": "亲。。我们要去工厂实习了。。搬家什么的好痛苦啊!" }, { "source": "亲。。我们要去工厂实习了。。搬家什么的好痛苦啊!", "target": "工厂实习?" }, { "source": "工厂实习?", "target": "是的。。。" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "喝多了你" }, { "source": "喝多了你", "target": "怎么可能" }, { "source": "怎么可能", "target": "明天三教还考试不?" }, { "source": "明天三教还考试不?", "target": "说是学生会一教三教都有监考,咱们部都是在一教的" }, { "source": "婆婆说五方六月不让我们理发", "target": "我们上个月也剃了" }, { "source": "夏天驱蚊的", "target": "我读书少你不要骗我" }, { "source": "多爱自己,么么哒", "target": "爱到世界充满爱" }, { "source": "才点亮,我早就点了", "target": "早点晚点都是点" }, { "source": "这一路你一直默默付出却从来不说辛苦你说努力并不一定会达到目的但努力一定会有一个努力的结果无论结果怎么样和不努力肯定是不一样的所以你一直努力努力再努力我想说其实你很好你自己却不知道真心对我们好不要求任何回报而你也将是我们一生的骄傲张翰哥哥好喜欢你你知不知道", "target": "他真的很好." }, { "source": "好饿呀", "target": "吃起来~" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "嗯,谢谢~" }, { "source": "冻成冰棍,我再运你回广东", "target": "早上冷,晚上冷,中午热死" }, { "source": "早上冷,晚上冷,中午热死", "target": "我们也是啊" }, { "source": "我们也是啊", "target": "唉。。。。。想穿裙子都难啊" }, { "source": "哈哈,我家里已经没有床了..", "target": "我又要买窝了" }, { "source": "挽回一个人有没有什么先决条件", "target": "长的好看" }, { "source": "长的好看", "target": "你变了,一会的功夫换头像了,现在的你我愿意相信" }, { "source": "大胖砸", "target": "胖子现在需要疗养" }, { "source": "胖子现在需要疗养", "target": "越疗养越胖" }, { "source": "你在天水?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我回!我回!我一直都回!", "target": "你急吼吼的做什么咯?!人家会B在等你~" }, { "source": "你急吼吼的做什么咯?!人家会B在等你~", "target": "怕了你了" }, { "source": "火锅这种不能随便请,得留在求婚那会儿用。", "target": "我在这学套路" }, { "source": "暗恋谁啊", "target": "天天都在上班没有空呀" }, { "source": "天天都在上班没有空呀", "target": "你么??" }, { "source": "你么??", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "嗯啊", "target": "那你加油啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你做眼睛手术啦呀?", "target": "三年前都做了!" }, { "source": "三年前都做了!", "target": "噢,那你现在还在滴药呀?" }, { "source": "噢,那你现在还在滴药呀?", "target": "最近眼睛干得不得了!啷个你也做了的?" }, { "source": "最近眼睛干得不得了!啷个你也做了的?", "target": "嗯,高考考完后做的" }, { "source": "其实租个房车是不是不错?我上次跟家人是在应该是西门口的酒店住的。", "target": "租房车不知道多少钱" }, { "source": "刚走", "target": "你不爱我了么" }, { "source": "你不爱我了么", "target": "何时爱过" }, { "source": "何时爱过", "target": "你回学校啦" }, { "source": "你回学校啦", "target": "从学校回家阿" }, { "source": "高兴!!", "target": "啊.在." }, { "source": "啊.在.", "target": "不认识我了?" }, { "source": "不认识我了?", "target": "认识啊.好久没听人叫我大名了." }, { "source": "认识啊.好久没听人叫我大名了.", "target": "都叫你啥?英文名?" }, { "source": "七海去哪天啊", "target": "明天去~" }, { "source": "明天去~", "target": "我只能去2号,,好像都没什么人去" }, { "source": "江南味道!!愤怒的小鸟。。。", "target": "哈哈,不过我没点,那个好吃吗" }, { "source": "不敢啊艾特了又能怎么着呢", "target": "可是我跟他表白被拒绝了。而且关系也变冷了。好难过啊哈哈" }, { "source": "加油哦。你的小说我可是每期都有看哦。累了就休息下,然后再出发。", "target": "谢谢亲爱的谢谢你一直在看不过最近写的都存在电脑里,没有往网站上发,我会尽快写完尽快传上去" }, { "source": "谢谢亲爱的谢谢你一直在看不过最近写的都存在电脑里,没有往网站上发,我会尽快写完尽快传上去", "target": "赶紧发吧。我都不敢问你,害怕给你压力。有时都有冲动想问你结局怎么样了呢。不过我还是安奈住了。" }, { "source": "赶紧发吧。我都不敢问你,害怕给你压力。有时都有冲动想问你结局怎么样了呢。不过我还是安奈住了。", "target": "哈哈,会的会的,一定加快速度" }, { "source": "唉,你是没看到我们坎爵士有好尬", "target": "你们还跳爵士了啊厉害" }, { "source": "你们还跳爵士了啊厉害", "target": "老刘看得笑,唉" }, { "source": "老刘看得笑,唉", "target": "哈哈哈哈、下学期继续努力" }, { "source": "我大香橙", "target": "你也是香橙的呀!" }, { "source": "能把这首歌传给我吗……", "target": "亲爱的二姐。。这软件唯一不足就是。。。不能导出哈哈,话说,这两天坏天气你们考的如何?" }, { "source": "亲爱的二姐。。这软件唯一不足就是。。。不能导出哈哈,话说,这两天坏天气你们考的如何?", "target": "啊!怎么能这样!!!我觉得唱得好好啊,差点听哭了" }, { "source": "早安么么哒", "target": "起的真早" }, { "source": "起的真早", "target": "越是周末越不想睡懒觉,怎么破" }, { "source": "元旦快乐啊!", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "来来回来请你吃", "target": "你整天除了吃就是吃" }, { "source": "你整天除了吃就是吃", "target": "我也就这点爱好了" }, { "source": "圣彼得堡还在下雪", "target": "明天去" }, { "source": "明天去", "target": "去了吗" }, { "source": "去了吗", "target": "来了医院" }, { "source": "呦呦子翀,食野之苹。我有嘉宾,鼓瑟吹笙~~速来~", "target": "怎么听上去怪怪的..." }, { "source": "怎么听上去怪怪的...", "target": "哈哈哈,文化银啊~" }, { "source": "生日快乐大美妞哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈虽然不是但还是靴靴你~" }, { "source": "凡是露脸的,都嘟嘴卖萌,女神", "target": "还有两天就见到女神啦开不开心" }, { "source": "还有两天就见到女神啦开不开心", "target": "开心,快见到傻宝了" }, { "source": "闪光灯闪得我睁不开眼", "target": "前置的闪光灯很温柔了!" }, { "source": "你现在在哪做二手车啊?", "target": "吉林" }, { "source": "网店名叫什么", "target": "微薄头像旁边有网址哦" }, { "source": "微薄头像旁边有网址哦", "target": "我都看不到能不能发给我麻烦了" }, { "source": "我都看不到能不能发给我麻烦了", "target": "恩等我了开电脑发给你哈" }, { "source": "恩等我了开电脑发给你哈", "target": "谢谢啦挺喜欢你的风格" }, { "source": "你买书了?问我借不就好了", "target": "买了电子书" }, { "source": "买了电子书", "target": "别告诉我你几天就看完了。。" }, { "source": "别告诉我你几天就看完了。。", "target": "大概看了三四天……" }, { "source": "你的头发辣么长!", "target": "嘻嘻嘻你的长长了没有呀" }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻你的长长了没有呀", "target": "呜呜呜我的放下来刚到肩回来再把它剪了!" }, { "source": "呜呜呜我的放下来刚到肩回来再把它剪了!", "target": "为啥?说好的留头发呢!" }, { "source": "为啥?说好的留头发呢!", "target": "感觉头发剪了就留不长了总想剪" }, { "source": "这么辛苦奖励自己挺好的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈今天还打折了!" }, { "source": "很难受分手八个月了很想她", "target": "开始自己的生活吧,八个月太长了" }, { "source": "出国玩耍", "target": "不,我没有出国" }, { "source": "一天天的不开心个啥", "target": "因为储存卡不见了我以为照片都没了" }, { "source": "因为储存卡不见了我以为照片都没了", "target": "打错了是娅哥" }, { "source": "啊你吓死我了我还以为你的头像是你吓死我了吓的我手机都掉了", "target": "别想转移话题" }, { "source": "别想转移话题", "target": "我还是你的王子我没有少女" }, { "source": "生一个生一个", "target": "你想说什么" }, { "source": "我的方便面呢???", "target": "什么时候出去活动带你给呗" }, { "source": "什么时候出去活动带你给呗", "target": "我天天都有空~你随便找个时间~" }, { "source": "出去浪吧~", "target": "他们说去博园机房" }, { "source": "他们说去博园机房", "target": "……整天玩电脑有意思么……" }, { "source": "……整天玩电脑有意思么……", "target": "那能怎么办,哪儿有空调还有网?!你们寝室?" }, { "source": "今天终于看到下雪了~~", "target": "下好大呀、上午的时候。" }, { "source": "下好大呀、上午的时候。", "target": "徐老大,好冷啊,买个帽子戴戴" }, { "source": "徐老大,好冷啊,买个帽子戴戴", "target": "我昨天晚上买了个,应该下午要到了,口罩上午都了。" }, { "source": "来王者", "target": "那更莫想睡了" }, { "source": "不要真正意义上的离开,有时间就上线没时间就不玩,说永别太残忍,毕竟那都是有感情的青春。", "target": "是的。没事上线玩玩。" }, { "source": "是的。没事上线玩玩。", "target": "现在朋友也好少,基本一个人在晃悠,像个影子一样。" }, { "source": "你在丽江??我也在呐", "target": "你今天飞这边?" }, { "source": "你今天飞这边?", "target": "是呢,刚才十二点半到呢,就住的大研古城附近" }, { "source": "是呢,刚才十二点半到呢,就住的大研古城附近", "target": "哈哈哈哈,我也是呢,我住在古城北门这边。你明天就要飞走?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,我也是呢,我住在古城北门这边。你明天就要飞走?", "target": "我要在好几天呢明天给要一起出来吃中午饭,我下午五点才克飞" }, { "source": "我要在好几天呢明天给要一起出来吃中午饭,我下午五点才克飞", "target": "明天中午估计在雪山回不来,后天我还在呢,你后天给在?后天在可以约一起吃饭" }, { "source": "你请我吃多两顿都可以啊!~", "target": "你还没请过我。" }, { "source": "你还没请过我。", "target": "开什么国际玩笑啊~林老大放假了怎么不组织我们的…" }, { "source": "开什么国际玩笑啊~林老大放假了怎么不组织我们的…", "target": "转移话题。没意思。" }, { "source": "转移话题。没意思。", "target": "你请姐吃一顿~姐再请你可以不?" }, { "source": "你请姐吃一顿~姐再请你可以不?", "target": "从不请我。" }, { "source": "从不请我。", "target": "老大,你睁眼说瞎话啊~姐有请过哇,就你现在说的那次我真没印象…" }, { "source": "老大,你睁眼说瞎话啊~姐有请过哇,就你现在说的那次我真没印象…", "target": "我四只眼睛。不知道您什么时候请我吃饭了,梦里么?" }, { "source": "我四只眼睛。不知道您什么时候请我吃饭了,梦里么?", "target": "啧啧啧…没良心的家伙!!" }, { "source": "啧啧啧…没良心的家伙!!", "target": "太失望。" }, { "source": "太失望。", "target": "在这伤心的时候,你应该用食物安慰一下我~" }, { "source": "你百度的吧?我早早百度出来了,为了让他快乐得久一点,还要努力装作猜不出来", "target": "这用百度吗?第一时间就可以想的到的谜底啊" }, { "source": "辰姐姐,你什么时候给我拍", "target": "哈哈哈好呀什么时候来北京玩" }, { "source": "哈哈哈好呀什么时候来北京玩", "target": "本来是这周准备来的,某人说要训练" }, { "source": "昨晚凌晨2点多才睡.早上9点就爬起来上网孩纸速度午睡啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "我四点睡觉七点起床" }, { "source": "我四点睡觉七点起床", "target": "我5点睡觉12点起床…好吧…我弱了…" }, { "source": "我为啥不能艾特你。", "target": "谁知道" }, { "source": "谁知道", "target": "你自己想" }, { "source": "你自己想", "target": "我怎么知道" }, { "source": "我怎么知道", "target": "是不是想挨揍了?" }, { "source": "喝酒去,走起我喝奶茶", "target": "还喝。。喝够了。" }, { "source": "握手", "target": "就是我们伸手仔仔拍了我们一下" }, { "source": "就是我们伸手仔仔拍了我们一下", "target": "那也很幸福啊" }, { "source": "你是不是胖了", "target": "你这么说我有点伤心。。现在还比之前瘦了一些。。。" }, { "source": "你这么说我有点伤心。。现在还比之前瘦了一些。。。", "target": "喔?脸不方变圆了" }, { "source": "喔?脸不方变圆了", "target": "放心。。还是方的。。" }, { "source": "女儿瘦了好多!!", "target": "嘿嘿~在减肥啦!老爸我真的好想你啊!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿~在减肥啦!老爸我真的好想你啊!", "target": "你们什么时候放寒假呀?~" }, { "source": "你们什么时候放寒假呀?~", "target": "具体日子还没有确定,应该是1月中旬~你们呢?" }, { "source": "你居然还活着", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "看来狗还不是很饿啊" }, { "source": "看来狗还不是很饿啊", "target": "好吧,狗狗都是很温顺的呀" }, { "source": "为什么你去的地方都很酷炫", "target": "孙孙你去的地方更酷炫啊" }, { "source": "孙孙你去的地方更酷炫啊", "target": "我没有去过突突突突的突尼斯" }, { "source": "我没有去过突突突突的突尼斯", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈凸凸凸凸" }, { "source": "得闲来廉江找我", "target": "我想食廉中门口滴芒果同埋酸菜!!!" }, { "source": "我想食廉中门口滴芒果同埋酸菜!!!", "target": "来廉江,带你去请我吃。" }, { "source": "在想家的时候可以来颗秦酥", "target": "要是冰淇淋也能寄就更好了~每次回家都去吃的" }, { "source": "高质量的一套书啊哪个网买的?", "target": "京东,现在买书全在京东买。" }, { "source": "周五简单教下你的伴舞", "target": "我自己还没开始练呢~~" }, { "source": "那搓卷毛我恍惚看到了自己哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈确实也是天然自来卷" }, { "source": "美少女~", "target": "你也是美少女" }, { "source": "哥,你这么猛啊", "target": "呵呵,锻炼锻炼,不锻炼不行啊" }, { "source": "两个女神好腻害", "target": "你都是一个人出去吗!我很早就想问了" }, { "source": "你都是一个人出去吗!我很早就想问了", "target": "去三亚是一个人去的" }, { "source": "去三亚是一个人去的", "target": "哎呀看来张家界不是一个人呀" }, { "source": "哎呀看来张家界不是一个人呀", "target": "和朋友一起的" }, { "source": "公交车也是车,怎么会没有。", "target": "公交车每平方米超过8个人才算超载" }, { "source": "公交车每平方米超过8个人才算超载", "target": "为啥双重标准" }, { "source": "为啥双重标准", "target": "哪里双重标准了,没有要求公交车人人要有座。" }, { "source": "哪里双重标准了,没有要求公交车人人要有座。", "target": "长途车要求人数等于座位数,公交车不要求人人有座,本就是双重标准。" }, { "source": "苍茫的天涯是我的爱~~", "target": "你太瞧不起现在的大妈了他们的曲目可丰富了" }, { "source": "杨洋今天太帅了,歌声太好听了,和小朋友互动太暖心了,超级喜欢他", "target": "声音很好听" }, { "source": "你们怎么有我的相片", "target": "没有你单人的" }, { "source": "咋只见靓女不见雨呢?", "target": "看地" }, { "source": "我家新窝里头的娃娃你包了!", "target": "好嘛" }, { "source": "芹菜,够了!", "target": "不是!" }, { "source": "忘了为啥", "target": "因为李数过梅花,他知道一个人在数梅花的时候,是多么寂寞。" }, { "source": "因为李数过梅花,他知道一个人在数梅花的时候,是多么寂寞。", "target": "经你这么一说备感寂寥" }, { "source": "火华社近期一定是黑暗时期了", "target": "我说我今天咋这么头疼呢" }, { "source": "我说我今天咋这么头疼呢", "target": "我一直睁不开眼睛" }, { "source": "我一直睁不开眼睛", "target": "我已经被装修队吵崩溃了" }, { "source": "华农好饮可否", "target": "好饮,比较浓~我喜欢" }, { "source": "好饮,比较浓~我喜欢", "target": "就是一堆的。" }, { "source": "非诚勿扰啊", "target": "不是,是新节目一转成双" }, { "source": "你试下和我说潮汕话,谁知道你在说什么啊,对于我们不懂潮汕话的人来说,你们就在说火星语", "target": "我又没跟你说潮汕话火星人" }, { "source": "我又没跟你说潮汕话火星人", "target": "我没说我要和你说潮汕话,我不会说" }, { "source": "我没说我要和你说潮汕话,我不会说", "target": "带特产" }, { "source": "带特产", "target": "没特产,荔枝要不要" }, { "source": "没特产,荔枝要不要", "target": "你说呢" }, { "source": "你说呢", "target": "我怎么知道啊" }, { "source": "多谢科普,请问医生加餐酸奶多少量合适。我家狗子八岁了,20斤,每晚睡前加餐自制无糖酸奶拌一些亚麻籽油,不过吃的量不多就两三勺。", "target": "酸奶可以加餐每次500毫升" }, { "source": "酸奶可以加餐每次500毫升", "target": "好的,谢谢医生" }, { "source": "火龙果冻过比较好吃我今晚还买了几个", "target": "你那么小个吃得完吗" }, { "source": "你那么小个吃得完吗", "target": "你怎么知道我小个的我个小胃口大" }, { "source": "既然累了就歇歇主动久了会累的", "target": "呜呜……为什么……我真的好用心的" }, { "source": "呜呜……为什么……我真的好用心的", "target": "爱情不是一个人的事对的时间对的人你没有错错的是他" }, { "source": "爱情不是一个人的事对的时间对的人你没有错错的是他", "target": "也许我真的该休息啦……好想放松一下……让我不在想他有什么办法吗" }, { "source": "也许我真的该休息啦……好想放松一下……让我不在想他有什么办法吗", "target": "时间新欢二选一" }, { "source": "你真的以为我不看翻译字幕???要翻译一句你是狗", "target": "他下一句就说了他是狗" }, { "source": "虎家军会一直支持你", "target": "我们一直在" }, { "source": "时间过得真的很快呀~我们都长大了哈哈哈哈生日快乐!!!", "target": "嗯嗯哈哈哈哈谢谢哦!" }, { "source": "他在向你眨眼睛诱惑你。", "target": "眼好大哦" }, { "source": "耳朵说莫名的听着听着就醉了", "target": "醉了" }, { "source": "和同事在一起了莫", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "姑娘是不是都喜欢长得高的男生", "target": "至少比自己高" }, { "source": "想站到面前看", "target": "这得看我心情了" }, { "source": "这得看我心情了", "target": "洗洗睡" }, { "source": "洗洗睡", "target": "已睡" }, { "source": "追剧吧", "target": "没有可以看的已经在校园乱转了" }, { "source": "没有可以看的已经在校园乱转了", "target": "注意安全" }, { "source": "请客就不误会!", "target": "来就请客" }, { "source": "来就请客", "target": "真痛快!" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "里面有个像林卉有个像卫辉", "target": "哈哈哈,是吗?哪个?" }, { "source": "我咋记得天钦楼是高三楼啊。。", "target": "别计较啦~~俺就是觉得说起潞河来就是一阵子骄傲啊。。。" }, { "source": "我要转两张455的票噢", "target": "是九号晚上的吗" }, { "source": "是九号晚上的吗", "target": "十号的噢" }, { "source": "刘海要炸?", "target": "跟理发师大哥说短点再短点薄点再薄点大哥用力过猛怪我今天没戴隐形" }, { "source": "跟理发师大哥说短点再短点薄点再薄点大哥用力过猛怪我今天没戴隐形", "target": "你你今天去剪了啊" }, { "source": "好好奇你画画的步奏", "target": "谢谢先画人再跟到感觉画" }, { "source": "可能有人要和你一起打伞……你吓得跳了起来……嗖的跑特了…", "target": "一个猜测。" }, { "source": "我一早有工业旅游接待啊!那谁替我?", "target": "你那个不是九点到吗?迎完宾就撤!" }, { "source": "快乐!", "target": "早,快乐" }, { "source": "我之前说什么了恶毒", "target": "暴毙你能说出这个词我也是很服气,不说你们从几年前就在说这个词了……" }, { "source": "暴毙你能说出这个词我也是很服气,不说你们从几年前就在说这个词了……", "target": "况且我就说这句话挺有意思的又没指谁你激动甚" }, { "source": "生孩儿养老本来就是个自私的想法,孩子生下来不是为你而生,而是因你而生。", "target": "不生更自私,因为别人的孩子得给你养老" }, { "source": "不生更自私,因为别人的孩子得给你养老", "target": "不好意思,我一直工作交5险,退休金拿的退休金也属于自己年轻时候交的。最后,我就喜欢这么晚自私的活着,轻松愉快,怎么,自私还用坐牢啊?" }, { "source": "不好意思,我一直工作交5险,退休金拿的退休金也属于自己年轻时候交的。最后,我就喜欢这么晚自私的活着,轻松愉快,怎么,自私还用坐牢啊?", "target": "没啥啊,关我什么事" }, { "source": "那个痛包是你啊", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "可怜的娃,找到没啊", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "别那么伤心先说不定明天就找到了" }, { "source": "我并没有看懂图是什么,有什么意思还是怎样…", "target": "倒过来看" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "孩子都会走路了还装年轻" }, { "source": "孩子都会走路了还装年轻", "target": "哟哟,切客闹" }, { "source": "来广州,广州凉快,广州有台风,吹的可凉快啦。", "target": "呐尼,你来朕这吧。" }, { "source": "呐尼,你来朕这吧。", "target": "臣妾想见皇上是超级的不容易啊。" }, { "source": "臣妾想见皇上是超级的不容易啊。", "target": "那就赶快回来吧。" }, { "source": "那就赶快回来吧。", "target": "臣妾接旨。" }, { "source": "这三张让小洁神魂颠倒的美片片。。。", "target": "又在看这张~~感觉依旧~~" }, { "source": "又在看这张~~感觉依旧~~", "target": "小洁,我想你丽姐,你抓紧在空的时候把可以给我看的传给我哈~难怪今晚心闷闷,原来是想我丽想的。。。。" }, { "source": "你真牛,我不敢,金老头灌酒也得喝!!", "target": "教授失踪了。。我们在想他是不是哭去了。。一直说我们要离开他了" }, { "source": "怎么睡到你", "target": "为什么女生也要睡我?" }, { "source": "为什么女生也要睡我?", "target": "因为没有睡过你。" }, { "source": "祝一切顺利。加油加油加油小伙子!!", "target": "感恩" }, { "source": "一个恤怎么能制约我们呢", "target": "那周三吧我周三休" }, { "source": "啊呀……有谁能看穿我粗糙外表下的脆弱逞强呢~~~", "target": "女人终究还是女人啊,终归要寻找一个能帮遮挡住这些脆弱的一面的屋檐" }, { "source": "女人终究还是女人啊,终归要寻找一个能帮遮挡住这些脆弱的一面的屋檐", "target": "我陷入一首歌里了……好想唱k" }, { "source": "我陷入一首歌里了……好想唱k", "target": "其实有时在家洗澡的时候在浴室里狂唱也是一个不错的选择哦" }, { "source": "其实有时在家洗澡的时候在浴室里狂唱也是一个不错的选择哦", "target": "木有听众,好想开个演唱会" }, { "source": "O妹睡觉黏阿姨么?", "target": "更黏我但我腰之前抱哄伤到了,现在基本都是阿姨哄" }, { "source": "新月快乐!小仙子", "target": "有你就乐" }, { "source": "出新歌第一次这么迟才听到熬了一个星期从学校回家听歌!", "target": "在学校还真是不容易啊。" }, { "source": "突然间就不饿了", "target": "这话说的好像你真的要吃那样" }, { "source": "这话说的好像你真的要吃那样", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈一语惊醒梦中人" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈一语惊醒梦中人", "target": "这就是你的不对了" }, { "source": "思春姐", "target": "好搞笑的名字" }, { "source": "好搞笑的名字", "target": "然后她搞到你们全班天天上课都思春去了" }, { "source": "赶快吧!别让老人着急着", "target": "哎,不敢要啊,还没想好。" }, { "source": "怎么分辨花芽?", "target": "可以看见花苞啊" }, { "source": "最后那个男生好帅,可以介绍给我吗", "target": "可以啊" }, { "source": "局长鳄龟那个他一笑我跟着笑爆", "target": "真的为什么要笑哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "大家有没有发现我的右上角可以连续点五下", "target": "只能点四下好伐!!" }, { "source": "只能点四下好伐!!", "target": "咦?我点别人的可以点五下" }, { "source": "咦?我点别人的可以点五下", "target": "那你点下我的看能点五下不?" }, { "source": "那你点下我的看能点五下不?", "target": "我点了发现只能点一下" }, { "source": "我点了发现只能点一下", "target": "能点一下也不错嘛比不能点强!" }, { "source": "能点一下也不错嘛比不能点强!", "target": "哈哈是滴" }, { "source": "你帅还是我帅", "target": "这不是废话嘛" }, { "source": "你养狗狗啦?", "target": "朋友家的,不过以后会养的" }, { "source": "哪里我只是打工的", "target": "那也不错啊在这种环境工作心情都会棒棒的" }, { "source": "这部电影好看吗?", "target": "嗯,挺不错的。迷人的大广角与自然光,配乐也超棒" }, { "source": "来!求票!", "target": "我主动送1449来。。……" }, { "source": "我主动送1449来。。……", "target": "只有劳您老人家的大驾了,小的最近有点忙" }, { "source": "我还没参加过中外结合的婚礼那,,赶紧的,", "target": "暂定2月14号" }, { "source": "暂定2月14号", "target": "回不来回不来,就差几天啊" }, { "source": "回不来回不来,就差几天啊", "target": "你哪天回来,没准我能往后调调" }, { "source": "亲爱的怎么了", "target": "没事哈,就是遇事心态不太好,调节好啦现在,么么亲爱的" }, { "source": "没事哈,就是遇事心态不太好,调节好啦现在,么么亲爱的", "target": "圣诞假期没回来?" }, { "source": "圣诞假期没回来?", "target": "刚刚回来啦,不过下个月就要回去了,呜呜,太短了" }, { "source": "这车不错", "target": "我说的是脚下那辆哈" }, { "source": "你没在北京生活吧,没意义的做法多了去了。比如一年得有三个月快递不让进京在北京快递都收不到,这种事情多的数不清。去问该问的人", "target": "三个月不让进北京?你确认你在北京?" }, { "source": "夸杰仔帅才能带走你何宝宝", "target": "夸我何宝宝也可以达到同样的效果" }, { "source": "夸我何宝宝也可以达到同样的效果", "target": "你说的对但是你何宝宝只会持靓行凶" }, { "source": "你说的对但是你何宝宝只会持靓行凶", "target": "那。。他靓。。。他做啥都对" }, { "source": "我也好冷啊!你的暖水袋呢??", "target": "对哦~差点忘记了…哈哈哈" }, { "source": "对哦~差点忘记了…哈哈哈", "target": "被你塞到不知道哪个角落喇!快找出来!" }, { "source": "被你塞到不知道哪个角落喇!快找出来!", "target": "我抱着电暖器呢~" }, { "source": "你是什么鬼?", "target": "我当然高贵" }, { "source": "如此亲切、有礼、耐心的不讲理,这样的交警真是太有“素质”了!", "target": "主要还是有人拍,不然就不会这么有礼貌了" }, { "source": "好想好想再来呆上一段日子", "target": "九月,那里最好的季节" }, { "source": "可别这么想,我一直也觉得自己挺彪悍的,可是毕竟男女有别,有时候跟男孩闹着玩对打,人家稍微认真用点力抓住你,真的动都动不了,再不敢嘚瑟了", "target": "不是一般打架,会跆拳道,剑击也打不过?" }, { "source": "不是一般打架,会跆拳道,剑击也打不过?", "target": "这些都比较花吧~真打起来没那么多架子" }, { "source": "奔跑吧,灵活的胖子", "target": "唉!你要体贴我哦" }, { "source": "Q哥一米八", "target": "Q哥怂到趴在地上,半路还想拉我走,它主人是那么怂的人吗?" }, { "source": "Q哥怂到趴在地上,半路还想拉我走,它主人是那么怂的人吗?", "target": "明显不是!" }, { "source": "对初恋这么认真,好男人", "target": "他初恋谁啊" }, { "source": "甜葡萄,红眼睛", "target": "周冬雨红眼睛仿妆" }, { "source": "周冬雨红眼睛仿妆", "target": "看不出来" }, { "source": "哎哟哎哟,牛姑娘好美呀", "target": "我有点不太适应你现在的模式~嘴太甜了" }, { "source": "我是萌妹纸", "target": "你是女汉子吧" }, { "source": "你是女汉子吧", "target": "可以这么说吧谁家需要换煤气罐呀~" }, { "source": "铁汉也柔情", "target": "你说你么" }, { "source": "别互相折磨了,互相捅刀比较适合他们", "target": "这个好" }, { "source": "乡愁很多时候是在心里,随着年龄的成长,年纪越大乡愁也就长成一片林。", "target": "令人感动" }, { "source": "让我算算我比你重多少", "target": "不多十斤二十斤的哈哈" }, { "source": "求书名", "target": "《背包十年》,姐看过没?" }, { "source": "《背包十年》,姐看过没?", "target": "噢,小鹏的书,前几年看过,也忘的差不多了" }, { "source": "去秋游吗", "target": "去给我爷爷送早饭哈哈" }, { "source": "多添衣服", "target": "在家躺了差不多一天" }, { "source": "在家躺了差不多一天", "target": "我也是一天没出门一会准备去倩家蹭觉" }, { "source": "我也是一天没出门一会准备去倩家蹭觉", "target": "可以的你俩,浪漫时光,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你真棒!", "target": "工资已扣空" }, { "source": "昨天你生日吗?姐失责。别想那么多,对自己好", "target": "没,好" }, { "source": "白色才是王道啊…少白头老来不愁…", "target": "你去染把" }, { "source": "你不是去郑州要约会", "target": "反正你们俩虐狗" }, { "source": "反正你们俩虐狗", "target": "你也不是单身" }, { "source": "合作愉快亲", "target": "酷得脱不下墨镜了。" }, { "source": "这么快就12号了。补一个生日快乐,么么哒,昨晚还梦到你了呢", "target": "么么哒,梦到我肯定是想我了吧" }, { "source": "周末愉快!我还在被窝里趴着呢!", "target": "好巧,我也是哈哈哈,实在不想起床" }, { "source": "凯哥男神!!!水果给我分一半", "target": "吃吧" }, { "source": "其实不是不能忍而是各自有了各自得生活但是真正得朋友就算好久没联系见面也不会尴尬还象就和昨天才见过一样只要心里有彼此", "target": "那你和我见面会尴尬吗?" }, { "source": "那你和我见面会尴尬吗?", "target": "说实话暑假见面没有尴尬" }, { "source": "说实话暑假见面没有尴尬", "target": "说实话,我最不愿你离开我" }, { "source": "我请你吃麻辣烫,至于你应该怎么做", "target": "大床房?" }, { "source": "我觉得你不是想点梗是想点我的命哈哈哈哈哈哈???等我耐下心来捋一捋", "target": "随手挖万字坑没被打藏藏真的很温柔了" }, { "source": "我看过帅帅。很好看", "target": "你也不差。" }, { "source": "坏了的手机卖不卖?我有需要哦。", "target": "返场换新了。" }, { "source": "看到了。。。嘻嘻,以后会关注你的,直到和你成为朋友。觉得你的语言里有些悲伤。", "target": "我有点情绪化,快乐时像只老鼠,悲伤时像只刺猬" }, { "source": "我有点情绪化,快乐时像只老鼠,悲伤时像只刺猬", "target": "你需要一个知己、能真正懂你的人…" }, { "source": "你需要一个知己、能真正懂你的人…", "target": "是啊,可惜知己难寻" }, { "source": "是啊,可惜知己难寻", "target": "人的一生只有一个知己,不是难训,而是还为遇到。" }, { "source": "人的一生只有一个知己,不是难训,而是还为遇到。", "target": "等待的过程,漫长~" }, { "source": "等待的过程,漫长~", "target": "漫长的等待中充满着期待、有着强烈的可望与信念。" }, { "source": "什么时候追回我?", "target": "等你一米八" }, { "source": "来一首《离不开你》?", "target": "最近很喜欢这首歌" }, { "source": "你去北京了啊", "target": "呆了快一周了" }, { "source": "呆了快一周了", "target": "住他家、?" }, { "source": "住他家、?", "target": "没有,酒店,我没那么作死" }, { "source": "这么多年了,果然对我的爱已经不像从前了", "target": "这么多年了,你居然不信你弟" }, { "source": "这么多年了,你居然不信你弟", "target": "我就是信你,才说的你是个0啊" }, { "source": "我就是信你,才说的你是个0啊", "target": "不不不,你没看他说我们现在不那啥啊" }, { "source": "你回家了?", "target": "前天晚上回来的" }, { "source": "哇记得保护地球保护我", "target": "手好痛" }, { "source": "手好痛", "target": "呼呼就能好的快" }, { "source": "呼呼就能好的快", "target": "还是老相好关心我!!" }, { "source": "还是老相好关心我!!", "target": "就是就是。。。。" }, { "source": "窗帘是自己做的呀!", "target": "是窗帘店里做的,按照我的意思做的!当时老板要跟我做罗马竿,我不喜欢" }, { "source": "是窗帘店里做的,按照我的意思做的!当时老板要跟我做罗马竿,我不喜欢", "target": "那你这种是叫什么名字!是我喜欢的风格!窗帘花啦多少钱呀" }, { "source": "那你这种是叫什么名字!是我喜欢的风格!窗帘花啦多少钱呀", "target": "风格应该是田园风,几千元" }, { "source": "谢谢锅锅,你也新年快乐", "target": "嗯嗯,你在外婆家多吃点,吃胖点我就开心了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,你在外婆家多吃点,吃胖点我就开心了", "target": "锅锅你不怀好意。。不过已经重了好多了。。。" }, { "source": "锅锅你不怀好意。。不过已经重了好多了。。。", "target": "啦啦啦啦啦,开心" }, { "source": "啦啦啦啦啦,开心", "target": "嗯哪嗯哪,你也是" }, { "source": "换发型了啊", "target": "留长发+减肥" }, { "source": "怎么晚都没睡", "target": "快回答我的问题" }, { "source": "快回答我的问题", "target": "电视剧里的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "电视剧里的哈哈哈", "target": "我才不信呢" }, { "source": "看不见", "target": "我认识你吗?" }, { "source": "我认识你吗?", "target": "不认识" }, { "source": "这衣服好看", "target": "裤子熟悉吗" }, { "source": "裤子熟悉吗", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "当然", "target": "说明我没胖过哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "说明我没胖过哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "那腿长得。。" }, { "source": "那腿长得。。", "target": "可还是好粗哦" }, { "source": "你不下水么?", "target": "儿童专场..." }, { "source": "像我这种一到年根子就感冒发烧的正好躲过了七大姑八大姨", "target": "您是咋做到的" }, { "source": "这才几小时,上秤居然少了一斤", "target": "这样也可以???" }, { "source": "这样也可以???", "target": "瘫在床上,腰酸背痛茶饭不思就可以" }, { "source": "吃饱了…菜才出现…", "target": "知足吧,你还没吃过我们单位食堂卖的包子,如果不是因为上面有褶子,你一定不会相信那真的是包子。。。" }, { "source": "可爱了你", "target": "所以不是我的错" }, { "source": "你是?", "target": "附近的" }, { "source": "。。。你的班主任,哎。你未来的老婆叫小洁。", "target": "随缘啊随缘" }, { "source": "精致女孩大琳砸", "target": "爱您不过精致女孩用20块钱腮红" }, { "source": "爱您不过精致女孩用20块钱腮红", "target": "哈哈哈。好用就行管它多钱" }, { "source": "和我聊过的你是不知道的,你好像只回复当前一句", "target": "哇哈哈哈哈哈……你说什么?" }, { "source": "哇哈哈哈哈哈……你说什么?", "target": "来句我爱你吧" }, { "source": "来句我爱你吧", "target": "人家不想随叫随到了啦" }, { "source": "人家不想随叫随到了啦", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "我爱你", "target": "我也爱你好聪明" }, { "source": "我也爱你好聪明", "target": "到我碗里来" }, { "source": "你所以忍不住是因为他一点也不主动", "target": "他不主动是因为他不喜欢你。" }, { "source": "他不主动是因为他不喜欢你。", "target": "所以啊我还是不喜欢了吧变冷血无情吧" }, { "source": "所以啊我还是不喜欢了吧变冷血无情吧", "target": "哈哈哈,所以你就主动一次,不行就弃了,我也起来这么想的。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,所以你就主动一次,不行就弃了,我也起来这么想的。", "target": "不主动" }, { "source": "天冷了不应该是变得能吃嘛", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "找到房子没有", "target": "打算买个帐篷,吓死人了" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "快去挣钱养家" }, { "source": "快去挣钱养家", "target": "没家" }, { "source": "熬夜修图吗", "target": "反正我一直晚睡生物钟有异于常人" }, { "source": "头发……洗了吗辣么长", "target": "洗了才出门然饿白洗" }, { "source": "是不是你肚子上有五花肉", "target": "哗!你真聪明我用粤语说的话你也看得董" }, { "source": "哗!你真聪明我用粤语说的话你也看得董", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你真每次让我很开心" }, { "source": "睡不着啊~~", "target": "听会歌,静一静" }, { "source": "听会歌,静一静", "target": "正在听" }, { "source": "正在听", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "一个动如疯兔的我", "target": "我说你怎么越来越瘦了呢" }, { "source": "我说你怎么越来越瘦了呢", "target": "比一个爱心~" }, { "source": "我真的很讨厌豆沙!!有一样的吗", "target": "红豆奶茶了解一下" }, { "source": "蓝精灵!", "target": "傻孩子,那是山的那边" }, { "source": "小日子很滋润", "target": "美滋滋" }, { "source": "西山居,一个除了游戏什么都在用心做的公司", "target": "真的是无语,测试服的时候开第二档玩得还是很顺利,除了过图慢其他都还能忍。正式服每优化一次就更卡一点最近这几次的优化直接掉成狗了,打个遨游掉三次线,战场卡成狗。" }, { "source": "资生堂这只遮黑眼圈推荐哪个色号?", "target": "103,皮肤非常白黑眼圈不严重的可用102" }, { "source": "网购还是太多假货了", "target": "归根结底就一个字,穷" }, { "source": "想当年,姐还模仿过品冠", "target": "你这头像。。已经说明了一切" }, { "source": "你这头像。。已经说明了一切", "target": "你没觉得咱俩头像的发型一样么" }, { "source": "你没觉得咱俩头像的发型一样么", "target": "不一样啊,你那是齐连中分,我那可不是" }, { "source": "不一样啊,你那是齐连中分,我那可不是", "target": "你是齐帘中分分歪了…" }, { "source": "你是齐帘中分分歪了…", "target": "你现在也来一个樱木花道光头,我就给你跪了" }, { "source": "你现在也来一个樱木花道光头,我就给你跪了", "target": "姐喜欢流川枫…你赶紧把你新造型晒出来啊~" }, { "source": "姐喜欢流川枫…你赶紧把你新造型晒出来啊~", "target": "弱爆了,不能晒" }, { "source": "弱爆了,不能晒", "target": "再弱也弱不过你现在这个…大胆的晒出来啊晒出来~" }, { "source": "再弱也弱不过你现在这个…大胆的晒出来啊晒出来~", "target": "现在的头像看的不是脑袋,看的是意境。。。" }, { "source": "微笑飘过", "target": "不过差了一大段。。" }, { "source": "不过差了一大段。。", "target": "死一边去" }, { "source": "死一边去", "target": "本来就是啦" }, { "source": "给要梅子酒", "target": "买回来跟你喝噶,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "232555439,求点亮,一定回点", "target": "已点31774727" }, { "source": "已点31774727", "target": "你的全部点亮了哦" }, { "source": "现在觉得吧,每个人总有自己想要坚持不愿改变的东西啊,可能在自己的角度觉得无所谓,对对方而言就是属于原则那一类的,非原则问题才是可以互相迁就的吧", "target": "发现你说话越来越有道理了" }, { "source": "发现你说话越来越有道理了", "target": "哈哈哈,快拿个小本本记下我的语录,所以不光你学到了我也成长了吧" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,快拿个小本本记下我的语录,所以不光你学到了我也成长了吧", "target": "傻胖子变成聪明瘦子了呢哈哈" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "谢谢~", "target": "腊月出生的孩子" }, { "source": "腊月出生的孩子", "target": "对呀!所以很坚强!!哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "对呀!所以很坚强!!哈哈哈~", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "你几号的?" }, { "source": "你几号的?", "target": "快过年的时候" }, { "source": "快过年的时候", "target": "很不错啊!" }, { "source": "很不错啊!", "target": "伤不起啊,出生还没满月就两岁了" }, { "source": "伤不起啊,出生还没满月就两岁了", "target": "我也是!!!郁闷" }, { "source": "我也是!!!郁闷", "target": "共勉" }, { "source": "气球换了", "target": "其实是我后来气球爆了外面那层" }, { "source": "如果你不冤枉我,我不会跟你说话", "target": "真是这你这种人说不清楚,你这人怎么是这样的," }, { "source": "天天放毒", "target": "然后就上火了" }, { "source": "然后就上火了", "target": "少吃点辣" }, { "source": "我实在是不能理解,综艺为什么叫综艺,互坑互相背叛什么不都是很正常吗,节目效果而已,每个人的人设都不同,有什么好骂的,韩版跑男极挑为什么好看,就是因为节目综艺感强,要是所有人都乖乖的有礼貌的遵守游戏规则的,谁会看啊,谁不会做游戏啊,综艺就是要各种人设都有才好玩啊", "target": "大哥韩国不叫极挑不要拿韩国的无挑跟极挑比算是我谢谢你了" }, { "source": "求权利的游戏1-5季", "target": "等下" }, { "source": "那你们下班回家,做啥车", "target": "。。。我出差。不回家" }, { "source": "。。。我出差。不回家", "target": "我想出差。。。。。" }, { "source": "我想出差。。。。。", "target": "开始新鲜后面飘忽不定没归属感。" }, { "source": "开始新鲜后面飘忽不定没归属感。", "target": "也是" }, { "source": "你同学亮了", "target": "这边女生超级瘦" }, { "source": "这边女生超级瘦", "target": "那……" }, { "source": "快来,火车就到", "target": "老子嘴巴都张不开来个毛!!你这回又去哪儿啊?" }, { "source": "老子嘴巴都张不开来个毛!!你这回又去哪儿啊?", "target": "和妹妹们青岛吃螃蟹" }, { "source": "快乐大本营家翊搞事情", "target": "看好你哦" }, { "source": "八月半一过,等着过年了。。。", "target": "是哎" }, { "source": "想看那个小猪", "target": "小猪已经长成大猪" }, { "source": "电猴拉绿皮,是真的快啊。", "target": "在抢铁真是都可能发生" }, { "source": "我们的3d已经放弃了", "target": "我鸟瞰图渲染不出来,今晚交" }, { "source": "我的脾气越来越大了。吓死人了", "target": "为啥,心情不好吗" }, { "source": "为啥,心情不好吗", "target": "真可怜。真切感觉到自己的眼泪有多不值钱。太可怜了" }, { "source": "每天都自己一个人打守望和风暴都没人陪我玩", "target": "当单机游戏玩" }, { "source": "你正好拿到手机在啊", "target": "不哦,大小还是大德阳的名人嘛" }, { "source": "不哦,大小还是大德阳的名人嘛", "target": "你莫这样子说,真的好打脸哦,还让人家看笑话" }, { "source": "你莫这样子说,真的好打脸哦,还让人家看笑话", "target": "实话嘛,都认识你雨姐这个网红" }, { "source": "不吃芝士", "target": "芝士那么好吃你为撒不吃" }, { "source": "芝士那么好吃你为撒不吃", "target": "下次过去请带我吃" }, { "source": "下次过去请带我吃", "target": "好提前说" }, { "source": "求包包呀", "target": "好滴我发给你" }, { "source": "豆瓣上毛姆的书评分好高我一部都没看过", "target": "我只看过一本,不过名字也想不起来了" }, { "source": "有转机吗想看转机我一个都没录", "target": "转机有。要等一下" }, { "source": "转机有。要等一下", "target": "好的期待" }, { "source": "陪睡么", "target": "看你表现咯" }, { "source": "看你表现咯", "target": "好,等我!!" }, { "source": "你美", "target": "你也可以" }, { "source": "请问你那个留海是假的么?", "target": "看起很真么" }, { "source": "看起很真么", "target": "完全没有" }, { "source": "那姐最美,王菲最酷", "target": "说调了吧" }, { "source": "早,卤肉", "target": "早呀" }, { "source": "我就追了个剧发生了什么", "target": "没什么上去" }, { "source": "没什么上去", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "不同的表情,没有赞的数量了", "target": "我说的不是那唉!!!!" }, { "source": "我说的不是那唉!!!!", "target": "……、" }, { "source": "陛下,臣妾请安了", "target": "爱妃和公主最近可好?" }, { "source": "爱妃和公主最近可好?", "target": "呜呜,不太好。。。。" }, { "source": "呜呜,不太好。。。。", "target": "肿么了?" }, { "source": "你给我一点什么", "target": "你看我怎么样" }, { "source": "你看我怎么样", "target": "一般般" }, { "source": "出去偷师是吧意思是回来有新品是吧", "target": "过阵子,准备食材。出去玩而已" }, { "source": "过阵子,准备食材。出去玩而已", "target": "喂也,坐等上新啊" }, { "source": "喂也,坐等上新啊", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "午饭怎么解决的?", "target": "午饭吃了来的,晚饭这里吃,晚上住这里" }, { "source": "午饭吃了来的,晚饭这里吃,晚上住这里", "target": "好吧,那晚饭怎么解决?自己野炊做吗?还是烧烤?" }, { "source": "十年了马上", "target": "是啊!一转眼" }, { "source": "绑定需排队小编为你们维护秩序", "target": "我回头一看全都排在我后面" }, { "source": "穿啥都有少年感好不", "target": "有些造型就让他成为过去吧" }, { "source": "亲你是绕口令么", "target": "说的很对好嘛" }, { "source": "大刚子魔爪伸的好远。。。", "target": "握起来可绕地球五圈呢好嘛" }, { "source": "今天的我不好", "target": "你要不要考虑把名字改过来" }, { "source": "你要不要考虑把名字改过来", "target": "不对年费会员能改五次那我之前会员为啥能改啊" }, { "source": "握手", "target": "撕了一半阿我哭!" }, { "source": "今天上班了?", "target": "嗯那" }, { "source": "你可以组织聚餐噶嘛", "target": "师姐求带挈" }, { "source": "这跪韩的死胖子怎么还这么活跃", "target": "能不能尊重一点" }, { "source": "不要努力瞪大眼睛…", "target": "并没有!" }, { "source": "星期四来了我们一起烦,我现在作业多得我想跳楼。", "target": "坐几路啊到哪个站???" }, { "source": "坐几路啊到哪个站???", "target": "先坐8路到万年场,再坐80或者97到成都大学前门就是了。" }, { "source": "先坐8路到万年场,再坐80或者97到成都大学前门就是了。", "target": "没有直达吗" }, { "source": "没有直达吗", "target": "有个537,到成大后门,但是我不晓得哪个站下。你可以问司机。" }, { "source": "有个537,到成大后门,但是我不晓得哪个站下。你可以问司机。", "target": "是不是十陵中学站" }, { "source": "是不是十陵中学站", "target": "你在那里下也可以。我过来接你就是了。" }, { "source": "你在那里下也可以。我过来接你就是了。", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "我是不敢跟你聊天一聊就是一两点那种", "target": "你不要说的那么恐怖嘛哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "上海中心城市近41℃,这是要热死的节奏", "target": "今天昆明终于出太阳了,暖和一点点了" }, { "source": "今年的LV也有热裤的哦!你比她发布得早!", "target": "哈哈哈!是的" }, { "source": "怎么看不到新闻报道?", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "哎妈呀,吃着凤梨牙本来就酸", "target": "哎呀呀你快回来吧憋说话" }, { "source": "等会我也去看求偶遇!!!!", "target": "你看8点20?" }, { "source": "你看8点20?", "target": "好无聊啊!!!!!!!不好看啊哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么别买小米啊??", "target": "本人一生粗粮黑" }, { "source": "快递已寄出,请记得查收,亲", "target": "都有啥?有豪华大猪排么亲?没有的话不给好评哦" }, { "source": "为什么抢我的男朋友", "target": "他永远都是我的!" }, { "source": "公司叼毛,一言难尽", "target": "点叼毛法?" }, { "source": "点叼毛法?", "target": "今晚详谈" }, { "source": "今晚详谈", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "猫眼真好看", "target": "鸳鸯眼" }, { "source": "鸳鸯眼", "target": "真不错啊" }, { "source": "真不错啊", "target": "它最近心情不好" }, { "source": "它最近心情不好", "target": "咋地了" }, { "source": "钱包找着了吗?", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "她估计并不知道我放了她的照片" }, { "source": "她估计并不知道我放了她的照片", "target": "她刚发了新说说" }, { "source": "去买我刚买了十包花生", "target": "我瘦不下来是不是因为没吃十包花生?" }, { "source": "你要纹一个蠢浩在自己身上", "target": "我会换脸的我又不傻" }, { "source": "好努力的姑娘", "target": "努力" }, { "source": "这个短裤可以推荐给我吗!", "target": "那个短裤?" }, { "source": "那个短裤?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你又没得事卷了头发耍", "target": "聪明" }, { "source": "你爸好会搞惊喜", "target": "惊喜个毛啊,每次都是信哇,三四封了有。。。" }, { "source": "惊喜个毛啊,每次都是信哇,三四封了有。。。", "target": "那也很有爱啦哈哈" }, { "source": "那也很有爱啦哈哈", "target": "好吧,我就是在炫耀,你咬我啊" }, { "source": "我变可爱了", "target": "我信了" }, { "source": "吃汉堡么?", "target": "肉松超级多唯一缺点包装不好下嘴" }, { "source": "神马,这是你!!!我去!", "target": "不然咧" }, { "source": "不然咧", "target": "你又开发出了自己的潜能" }, { "source": "姑娘~你回到法国了?我后天火车去北京", "target": "我去。。。" }, { "source": "一路顺风", "target": "嗯,广州见咯。" }, { "source": "嗯,广州见咯。", "target": "去五山蹭饭蹭饭" }, { "source": "去五山蹭饭蹭饭", "target": "好哩,我去探探附近有什么好吃的" }, { "source": "好哩,我去探探附近有什么好吃的", "target": "有啊,地铁口出来,卖水果对面有家桂林米粉。很好吃" }, { "source": "有啊,地铁口出来,卖水果对面有家桂林米粉。很好吃", "target": "鸟仔比做泥好我欢熟" }, { "source": "你每次都用美图秀秀让我怀疑你的性别", "target": "额,就是想用电马赛克挡点东西啊,然后么顺便就一键那个啥了" }, { "source": "额,就是想用电马赛克挡点东西啊,然后么顺便就一键那个啥了", "target": "其实你应该说那是美颜相机,自带的!我也不造为什么" }, { "source": "说出这句话的人,就是还有温暖的好心人", "target": "太让人难过了,那事。" }, { "source": "你不是坐公交,长途路程大家都累。你路程远别人路程也希望。你没买到坐票。理应站着。有人给你让是心地善良。没人给你让也是正常现象。你没对别人付出,别人没理由给你回报,多正常的事", "target": "瞎说实话。" }, { "source": "你要做坚强的胖子", "target": "真的心酸" }, { "source": "真的心酸", "target": "你最近不正常啊,发生啥事了。" }, { "source": "我要陪老豆", "target": "等阵出来吗" }, { "source": "宁夏好玩的也是很多", "target": "好吃的更多" }, { "source": "冲到哪里嗨去了", "target": "到三亚去玩了几天。" }, { "source": "还学会傲娇了", "target": "哼!" }, { "source": "哼!", "target": "你会娇喘么" }, { "source": "咱俩加起来快80了那又怎样", "target": "咱俩加起来不是整七十吗?!" }, { "source": "咱俩加起来不是整七十吗?!", "target": "啊。。。是。。。。我算了半天算错了?" }, { "source": "啊。。。是。。。。我算了半天算错了?", "target": "你觉得我五十了!你等着的!" }, { "source": "谁家小伙走霉运了?", "target": "雍和宫卖香的" }, { "source": "雍和宫卖香的", "target": "成啊,回头你再扮个尼姑,把客人往那引,能发" }, { "source": "成啊,回头你再扮个尼姑,把客人往那引,能发", "target": "你以为客人都瞎啊" }, { "source": "女生为什么矜持", "target": "因为不够爱你或者她有点害羞性格使然" }, { "source": "离过年越来越近了~你准备好了吗", "target": "扶一手" }, { "source": "终于抓到你了给钱给钱", "target": "呜呜呜我已经把朋友圈删啦" }, { "source": "上来就是表白鹿晗,太好看了", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊真好看" }, { "source": "咏春叶问", "target": "用嘴口你" }, { "source": "不要调戏小孩.....", "target": "切切〜〜他们都想和我们一起玩呢" }, { "source": "切切〜〜他们都想和我们一起玩呢", "target": "呵呵……" }, { "source": "像你这么优秀的人,定会灿烂过一生!", "target": "希望你也感觉自己是一个巨星" }, { "source": "希望你也感觉自己是一个巨星", "target": "我现在就希望我是巨富" }, { "source": "我现在就希望我是巨富", "target": "变有钱~你变有钱诶诶诶诶~" }, { "source": "变有钱~你变有钱诶诶诶诶~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "不嘟嘴了啊", "target": "你不喜欢,我就不嘟了" }, { "source": "你不喜欢,我就不嘟了", "target": "你没那么听话" }, { "source": "大晚上的你去北教吗", "target": "上课啊姐姐" }, { "source": "上课啊姐姐", "target": "哦哦对对对" }, { "source": "哦哦对对对", "target": "我好像听到了你响亮的声音" }, { "source": "昨晚我妈也买了几斤回来,我是根本停不下来的吃啊!!", "target": "枣子吃多了也不好,你应该稍微控制一下!" }, { "source": "枣子吃多了也不好,你应该稍微控制一下!", "target": "咋个不好了" }, { "source": "姐姐让你挽着我逛街", "target": "我怕吓坏路人" }, { "source": "我怕吓坏路人", "target": "不带你这么贬低别人外貌的" }, { "source": "什么时候放假?", "target": "不放假,快来探班吧!" }, { "source": "不放假,快来探班吧!", "target": "我也不放假啊" }, { "source": "哥哥好期待专辑了", "target": "福的聚聚" }, { "source": "空乘的学生现在比较迷茫", "target": "宝宝以后也想作空乘吗?" }, { "source": "爱夏露", "target": "嗯!!我也喜欢她!" }, { "source": "嗯!!我也喜欢她!", "target": "我女神" }, { "source": "今天去超市了。回来办了点事。就没人去看你直播。原谅我", "target": "你是高半仙吗?我看到后面有个萌妹" }, { "source": "来北京啦", "target": "是啊你也在?" }, { "source": "是啊你也在?", "target": "是滴我一直在" }, { "source": "是滴我一直在", "target": "干什么去了" }, { "source": "干什么去了", "target": "画画" }, { "source": "画画", "target": "小屁孩" }, { "source": "小屁孩", "target": "你??说啥??" }, { "source": "你??说啥??", "target": "画画去北京干啥" }, { "source": "画画去北京干啥", "target": "北京空气好" }, { "source": "北京空气好", "target": "是嘛那我也来试试" }, { "source": "是嘛那我也来试试", "target": "快来" }, { "source": "快来", "target": "等我" }, { "source": "北方人去了顺德没啥喜欢吃的", "target": "粗糙的食物吃惯了吃不了精细的。" }, { "source": "粗糙的食物吃惯了吃不了精细的。", "target": "井底之蛙坐井观天?" }, { "source": "高中要谈恋爱吗???!!!", "target": "遇到喜欢的就谈喽,但是不要为了谈恋爱而谈恋爱" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,敢禁华为的言?你爱不爱国?", "target": "有什么不敢的?" }, { "source": "愿一切都好", "target": "一切都会好" }, { "source": "美丽", "target": "害羞" }, { "source": "你们最近还好吧", "target": "还好!我做双眼皮了!" }, { "source": "还好!我做双眼皮了!", "target": "感觉怎么样" }, { "source": "感觉怎么样", "target": "没恢复好呢!这个月八号做的!感觉不错!咔咔" }, { "source": "没恢复好呢!这个月八号做的!感觉不错!咔咔", "target": "那就好几号开学" }, { "source": "那就好几号开学", "target": "六号开学四号走" }, { "source": "六号开学四号走", "target": "好晚军训几天" }, { "source": "好晚军训几天", "target": "半个月吧!" }, { "source": "半个月吧!", "target": "这么久" }, { "source": "这么久", "target": "切。。。可以减肥啊!不过我算运气比较好的,我们校区不用去军区军训。。。" }, { "source": "切。。。可以减肥啊!不过我算运气比较好的,我们校区不用去军区军训。。。", "target": "上海热阿" }, { "source": "我想买薄的买薄的,想买厚的买厚的,管你屁事", "target": "哈哈哈那女的就是这意思哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那女的就是这意思哈哈", "target": "嫌她买的薄你给他买厚的去唉" }, { "source": "在我这没钱是重点", "target": "不信哼工资比我高" }, { "source": "不信哼工资比我高", "target": "所以啊,我都旅游不起,难道你现在这点工资够支撑你出去玩?" }, { "source": "亲爱的萌萌,你会的", "target": "我也觉得哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你还有啥不想吃的", "target": "好像都有吃" }, { "source": "我演讲不能脱稿,一脱稿就会忘词。。", "target": "没有稿子就不存在忘词~~无词可忘,有木有高大上" }, { "source": "天气越来越冷,好好照顾自己,注意身体。跟我家骁妞评她也不给我回个,哼。诺诺回我个呗!", "target": "希望你开心" }, { "source": "孩子长得好看演技也好", "target": "剧情也不错" }, { "source": "手机壳有地址吗?", "target": "我有这款壳子哦" }, { "source": "帆爷!还来得及!", "target": "嗷~再考虑考虑" }, { "source": "嗷~再考虑考虑", "target": "还是有一丢丢不舍得的" }, { "source": "像我这么有智慧的人一般都没人知道", "target": "你女朋友需要吗" }, { "source": "你女朋友需要吗", "target": "你说的啥我不知道" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我看成开心的像猪头哪晓得是头猪哈哈哈哈你太过分了", "target": "哪有明明很可爱" }, { "source": "哪有明明很可爱", "target": "我昨天晚上差点来" }, { "source": "你好友不少,女士好多", "target": "你是其中之一" }, { "source": "打call", "target": "不需要爆灯了" }, { "source": "蓝格子老师手下是你?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "没错!就是里!" }, { "source": "约啊!等我啊!你啥时候回啊", "target": "咱俩好像四年了也没约过!一起去!" }, { "source": "你不是睡了么……", "target": "我在梦游好么~" }, { "source": "我在梦游好么~", "target": "哦~好可怕呢~" }, { "source": "夜华只是个元神", "target": "元神,后面是投胎到夜华身上吗" }, { "source": "元神,后面是投胎到夜华身上吗", "target": "哈哈,博主蠢萌蠢萌的,真的看过小说吗?" }, { "source": "你拿到号码牌吗?", "target": "没有,我拿的同学的票,排队太长了,只有一千个名额" }, { "source": "这几天一直看到他的新闻,觉得容和这一段时间真的是太惨了希望入伍之后好运常伴啊", "target": "为啥说他惨韩国入伍不都是正常的吗" }, { "source": "为啥说他惨韩国入伍不都是正常的吗", "target": "不是因为入伍,是因为最近有他的不好的新闻" }, { "source": "你诚心跟我过不去!", "target": "怎么会。我那么漂亮,呸,善良。" }, { "source": "我正好失业,您看我合适吗", "target": "花式秀恩爱" }, { "source": "来找我玩啊", "target": "你在哪呢" }, { "source": "结束了,马上回杭州了", "target": "游玩也很累吧?其实旅游也很累勒" }, { "source": "游玩也很累吧?其实旅游也很累勒", "target": "还行,玩的时间不多" }, { "source": "今天我要去看电影的时候了,", "target": "一摸一样" }, { "source": "江苏省南京市江宁区淳化街道龙眠大道180号", "target": "邮编学校宿舍号你是猪吗" }, { "source": "邮编学校宿舍号你是猪吗", "target": "那我不知道哎以后寄我家!" }, { "source": "那我不知道哎以后寄我家!", "target": "我写好了" }, { "source": "搬哪去?还是换房子?", "target": "换房子" }, { "source": "姑娘有点二", "target": "人在囧途" }, { "source": "你的芝士长得很快啊", "target": "对呀,变成一个大胖子" }, { "source": "对呀,变成一个大胖子", "target": "大胖子,最可爱了" }, { "source": "K何必在一起", "target": "听不了" }, { "source": "听不了", "target": "好像都听不了" }, { "source": "好像都听不了", "target": "现在才发现,你开了会员" }, { "source": "现在整容怪们都这么有理了?", "target": "哪几把都有你" }, { "source": "初一!!", "target": "正月初一早上出生厉害不" }, { "source": "正月初一早上出生厉害不", "target": "好猛!!" }, { "source": "妹妹下午好", "target": "下午好" }, { "source": "特别想要三五好友撸串喝酒", "target": "好友不在身边……" }, { "source": "好友不在身边……", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "么你是不睡觉噶", "target": "已经睡醒一觉啊" }, { "source": "来偷看我吗", "target": "不,是大大方方的看" }, { "source": "美得比较出众的小佩佩", "target": "我在培养她的摄影技术带她飞了一会儿" }, { "source": "收妖精喽", "target": "拒捕" }, { "source": "你现在站到外面去,一定焦掉的,让我看看现实版", "target": "已经外焦里嫩了。。" }, { "source": "谁赞我我画谁", "target": "真的给画吗" }, { "source": "不叫就不叫,凶什么凶", "target": "怪蜀黍!" }, { "source": "怪蜀黍!", "target": "你又怎么啦?什么事又让你这么烦啊?" }, { "source": "你又怎么啦?什么事又让你这么烦啊?", "target": "又出错了咯!烦!" }, { "source": "又出错了咯!烦!", "target": "出什么错啊算错还是什么是不是要罚款啊?" }, { "source": "出什么错啊算错还是什么是不是要罚款啊?", "target": "才不是!" }, { "source": "才不是!", "target": "你是什么啊?" }, { "source": "你是什么啊?", "target": "你!" }, { "source": "大胖子躲在我后面干嘛", "target": "别做饭给我吃了!心情差!反弹4斤" }, { "source": "你还在成都嘛", "target": "已经回来咯嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我担心失去你啊", "target": "能不能再假点极品还不睡觉" }, { "source": "能不能再假点极品还不睡觉", "target": "你才是极品,我说真的哦" }, { "source": "你才是极品,我说真的哦", "target": "那麻烦用你的实际行动证明你怕失去我啊!" }, { "source": "在哪看!!!!!!!求求求", "target": "优酷就有" }, { "source": "优酷就有", "target": "好的好的么么么" }, { "source": "好的好的么么么", "target": "好看可是后面感觉又要等很久了" }, { "source": "你的肉肉在哪里呢", "target": "肚子上" }, { "source": "肚子上", "target": "偷偷给我看看" }, { "source": "我更关心你怎么瘦?", "target": "过了年" }, { "source": "我好喜欢用表情交流这种沟通方式!!!哈哈哈哈但是你看过一个关于聊天的漫画没、就是两边聊天的人发着各种夸张的表情,然后其实她们坐在电脑前是根本没表情的……", "target": "哈哈,那是哪儿的漫画~?你咋这么若了呀~!" }, { "source": "哈哈,那是哪儿的漫画~?你咋这么若了呀~!", "target": "忘啦!那个漫画可逗了!" }, { "source": "忘啦!那个漫画可逗了!", "target": "哈哈,你看你撒的哇!" }, { "source": "越来越帅越来越漂亮这就是成长", "target": "你太肤浅了哈哈哈不过你说得也是对的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你太肤浅了哈哈哈不过你说得也是对的哈哈哈", "target": "肤浅嘛不变帅变美要内外兼修" }, { "source": "不能淋雨?我地栽的", "target": "淋雨影响赏花,对植物本身没影响" }, { "source": "你到了亲~", "target": "是的~明天答辩加油啊!" }, { "source": "是的~明天答辩加油啊!", "target": "嗯~~" }, { "source": "水灵,生日快乐唷~", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "我跟你说搞天搞地别搞政策评价。。。。。。", "target": "吃一堑长一智,以后不要为难自己了。。。" }, { "source": "这天真蓝", "target": "对呀,天气都好好" }, { "source": "对!!!我妈也热爱缝纫所以她年轻的时候就拿我做试验品……做出了千奇百怪的衣服……", "target": "我妈好像不太热爱她嫌麻烦我问她会刺绣吗她说会不过这辈子再也不碰了………" }, { "source": "不哭不哭,十月一回不回家?", "target": "3号到家哦" }, { "source": "3号到家哦", "target": "哦了,咱们都回去" }, { "source": "太乖了太乖了~~~忍不住多赞美几句。还有锁骨真美老公照片也秀一个呀~~", "target": "这张是我老公手机拍的成品还没有出来等片子出来一定上他的" }, { "source": "这张是我老公手机拍的成品还没有出来等片子出来一定上他的", "target": "好期待哦!十一月办酒席吗?" }, { "source": "乐式家族,你们起的都好早呀,好吧,我承认我是懒虫…", "target": "懒虫小青、我还没六点就醒了!" }, { "source": "懒虫小青、我还没六点就醒了!", "target": "你们都起那么早,我就死活起不来,我可是睡神,嘻嘻…" }, { "source": "你们都起那么早,我就死活起不来,我可是睡神,嘻嘻…", "target": "我们班有教(觉)皇哦~被老师罚站,站着都能睡~" }, { "source": "我们班有教(觉)皇哦~被老师罚站,站着都能睡~", "target": "好吧,我觉得,跟我有一拼,哈哈…" }, { "source": "好吧,我觉得,跟我有一拼,哈哈…", "target": "其实在作业面前…我也一样…看两眼元素周期表,或看看单词…能睡三个多钟头!…(在原本像打了鸡血一样的状态下)" }, { "source": "其实在作业面前…我也一样…看两眼元素周期表,或看看单词…能睡三个多钟头!…(在原本像打了鸡血一样的状态下)", "target": "哈哈,我在学校,没课的情况下一般都在睡觉,所以就被宿舍人称为睡神…" }, { "source": "花还没开就死了秀个皮皮虾", "target": "和貂玩的貂比差远了" }, { "source": "和貂玩的貂比差远了", "target": "可不咋的" }, { "source": "你好美啊!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "明信片收到没有?亲", "target": "米有啊!!好捉急!!" }, { "source": "今天中午拉拉她们来我家哦", "target": "是吗,她怎么没叫上我" }, { "source": "是吗,她怎么没叫上我", "target": "医院?" }, { "source": "医院?", "target": "当然是叫上我一起去看你咯" }, { "source": "当然是叫上我一起去看你咯", "target": "不要客气" }, { "source": "不要客气", "target": "算了算了,为表诚意,下次我还是一个人专程走一趟吧" }, { "source": "16年,我高考呢,我啥都不知道", "target": "我六年级" }, { "source": "我六年级", "target": "天呐噜,六年级,六年级的时候我啥子都不懂,腐女这个词高一才知道是喜欢男男,大一才知道攻受是什么" }, { "source": "你这个第一张图大玻璃看到不会友尽吗??", "target": "那我得跟我们班多少人友尽..." }, { "source": "羊羊今天生日啦?", "target": "是呀,嘻嘻。。。" }, { "source": "是呀,嘻嘻。。。", "target": "礼物准备还没?" }, { "source": "礼物准备还没?", "target": "没有。。。" }, { "source": "没有。。。", "target": "那我送一本书给他作为生日礼物!但是送什么书呢?问他吧!" }, { "source": "我倒不累''这三周都没有课''只有三门考试!!!", "target": "撒子考试" }, { "source": "早晨去赶集发报纸做宣传,冻傻啦", "target": "哈哈哈哈!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈!!!", "target": "明天还要赶早市,七点十五到,我会冻死在白菜摊儿前" }, { "source": "你去当网红吧~我求求你了", "target": "现在网红门槛都这么低了嘛" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "寿星好" }, { "source": "寿星好", "target": "你好呀!" }, { "source": "你好呀!", "target": "这话你说过了" }, { "source": "周杰伦", "target": "咋了?" }, { "source": "你娃天天看得晚哦", "target": "太好看咯的嘛现在醒来继续看" }, { "source": "你好〜请问一下,墨镜有地址么?方便给一下么?谢谢了", "target": "我找找" }, { "source": "我找找", "target": "噢噢噢谢谢" }, { "source": "杨过兄好兴致,我今天下午连了二场私房,现在眼花缭乱", "target": "你明天还有一场呢期待大片啊" }, { "source": "你去环游啦", "target": "还好还好…" }, { "source": "睡醒了!", "target": "起来吃宵夜的吗" }, { "source": "起来吃宵夜的吗", "target": "改天约你吃!短发美美的" }, { "source": "改天约你吃!短发美美的", "target": "看我档期喽" }, { "source": "同款疯兔,我家的把腰扭了也是这种漂移摆尾!", "target": "哈哈哈哈我也是很怕它闪腰" }, { "source": "你好想请教一下如果我一人出游买下铺那么买对面座位的游人晚上放下座椅后不是跟我拼床了吗不知道有没有理解错", "target": "泰国卧铺分上下铺,晚上是床,白天下铺拼成两个座位一个桌子上下铺的人共用,晚上八点就放成床啦" }, { "source": "一天一条", "target": "网红套路么" }, { "source": "网红套路么", "target": "网黑" }, { "source": "这个周末来穿什么衣服合适呀", "target": "天气回暖了,但还是带个厚外套吧" }, { "source": "我持续关注……", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "放行李里竟然没被压扁,真是坚强", "target": "放衣服堆里了" }, { "source": "压力压力,这是压力惹的祸~", "target": "你赢了" }, { "source": "小凤姐是也", "target": "你看苍井空的电影么" }, { "source": "你看苍井空的电影么", "target": "我女神!!" }, { "source": "我女神!!", "target": "小冰" }, { "source": "以前从来没看过跑男,热巴来了以才开始看的", "target": "我是觉得热巴来了以后,鹿晗的存在感强了很多" }, { "source": "网瘾少女", "target": "真心不喜欢打游戏了真的是无聊" }, { "source": "真心不喜欢打游戏了真的是无聊", "target": "有个这样的女朋友可以解决很多问题" }, { "source": "有个这样的女朋友可以解决很多问题", "target": "解决上分问题么" }, { "source": "臣妾惶恐,怎么滴", "target": "你再不成瘦子,我回去就打你" }, { "source": "你再不成瘦子,我回去就打你", "target": "希望没得哪个机会" }, { "source": "希望没得哪个机会", "target": "是啊,抓紧时间瘦下去" }, { "source": "是啊,抓紧时间瘦下去", "target": "你回来的时候,我一定要105你什么时候回来" }, { "source": "你回来的时候,我一定要105你什么时候回来", "target": "下个月十多号吧反正很迟了" }, { "source": "假懂一姐,这个不值钱", "target": "不是莲花吗?还挺贵的吧" }, { "source": "不是莲花吗?还挺贵的吧", "target": "窝头子就还挺便宜的" }, { "source": "早安,想你了", "target": "这句话是我们今天听到最动人的话了,么么哒" }, { "source": "这句话是我们今天听到最动人的话了,么么哒", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "我包里有糖是什么梗啊", "target": "我甜,你要不要喜欢我" }, { "source": "我的字就和小学生字一样", "target": "没事就练练,再怎么样还有老王垫底" }, { "source": "没事就练练,再怎么样还有老王垫底", "target": "字丑回到解放前,练字帖" }, { "source": "字丑回到解放前,练字帖", "target": "我也准备练字来着,持之以恒昂〜" }, { "source": "结婚紧张的?", "target": "紧张的过敏了" }, { "source": "噶?我都日子过昏头认不得今天几号了", "target": "428我已经准时发了说说他还回我了" }, { "source": "428我已经准时发了说说他还回我了", "target": "少女心" }, { "source": "少女心", "target": "你不是应该习惯我这样" }, { "source": "你不是应该习惯我这样", "target": "的确是习惯了~怎么样?最近" }, { "source": "的确是习惯了~怎么样?最近", "target": "还行忙着期中考结束以后准备期末考" }, { "source": "还行忙着期中考结束以后准备期末考", "target": "考试还是要好好考重修就痛苦了" }, { "source": "考试还是要好好考重修就痛苦了", "target": "高数已重修" }, { "source": "高数已重修", "target": "重修一定要过了" }, { "source": "重修一定要过了", "target": "我会加油呢" }, { "source": "看着这对可爱的鸭子心情怎会不好", "target": "摆拍" }, { "source": "摆拍", "target": "显摆有理" }, { "source": "你在哪里?", "target": "在复兴门" }, { "source": "在复兴门", "target": "我在西单,准备回石景山" }, { "source": "我在西单,准备回石景山", "target": "我们在南锣鼓巷" }, { "source": "我们在南锣鼓巷", "target": "又去南锣鼓巷玩啊。也不叫我" }, { "source": "又去南锣鼓巷玩啊。也不叫我", "target": "你要来吗,那来啊" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "加!!" }, { "source": "没锁骨的怎么办", "target": "你有胸啊宝贝" }, { "source": "哇你是没睡吗", "target": "睡了。你起的也挺早的。" }, { "source": "翰宝有这么多宝贝", "target": "宝贝多多呀么么哒" }, { "source": "宝贝多多呀么么哒", "target": "好羡慕" }, { "source": "老板啥时给我来一个等了这些年了", "target": "你回来就给你来啊!!!" }, { "source": "多多运动慢慢调养吧", "target": "孩子好像都体弱多病的,我家也是,也苦闷,讨厌这雾霾天" }, { "source": "孩子好像都体弱多病的,我家也是,也苦闷,讨厌这雾霾天", "target": "就是不知道这种天是偶然呢,还是个开始" }, { "source": "就是不知道这种天是偶然呢,还是个开始", "target": "希望是个偶然吧,否则开始的话那就没完没了了" }, { "source": "希望是个偶然吧,否则开始的话那就没完没了了", "target": "千万别像当年伦敦那样" }, { "source": "千万别像当年伦敦那样", "target": "就是啊,咳" }, { "source": "就是啊,咳", "target": "伦敦刚开始的时候,很多人也认为是偶然,可是呢?咳,希望我杞人忧天了" }, { "source": "伦敦刚开始的时候,很多人也认为是偶然,可是呢?咳,希望我杞人忧天了", "target": "哎哟妈呀,希望不是哦,否则这日子怎么办啊" }, { "source": "哎哟妈呀,希望不是哦,否则这日子怎么办啊", "target": "听天由命呗" }, { "source": "能不能给飞行员一个女朋友", "target": "给我你要吗" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "周末愉快" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "日子过得真快" }, { "source": "日子过得真快", "target": "时过境迁" }, { "source": "听说你们就要去广州了", "target": "你不要说话好吗" }, { "source": "你不要说话好吗", "target": "干嘛不能说话,我有不用天天画速写" }, { "source": "干嘛不能说话,我有不用天天画速写", "target": "是啦大学生" }, { "source": "是啦大学生", "target": "但是去哪个画室告诉我下呗,我去看看" }, { "source": "但是去哪个画室告诉我下呗,我去看看", "target": "天河那边我也不知道哪里" }, { "source": "阮阮我来了!我转我转!", "target": "你最棒" }, { "source": "咔咔,看到刘瑜的书了。", "target": "恩,不错的书!" }, { "source": "最近我我觉得宝宝动的时候我肚子都有点痛", "target": "我每天晚上肚子就跟来大姨妈一样疼,但就一会儿。" }, { "source": "我每天晚上肚子就跟来大姨妈一样疼,但就一会儿。", "target": "我肚子倒是硬起来的时候不舒服,睡觉的时候也觉得压的肚子不舒服" }, { "source": "今天晚上的飞机,不知道明天能不能上岛了", "target": "祝你好运" }, { "source": "请问你方巾哪里买的?我一直再找", "target": "衣服配套的,不是自己买的" }, { "source": "衣服配套的,不是自己买的", "target": "那衣服能买的到吗" }, { "source": "你不玩抖音吗", "target": "没玩" }, { "source": "请做一个安静的丑比", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "我知道拉,是不是会员", "target": "意外看来是没有了,那就惊不惊喜" }, { "source": "我也剪头发了和你一样长了", "target": "我还想剪" }, { "source": "我还想剪", "target": "我也还想哈哈" }, { "source": "湿粮夏天怎么储存呢?冰箱?", "target": "你好,夏天没有拆包的可以常湿避光保存,拆开后可以冰箱冰藏,三天内吃完" }, { "source": "你好,夏天没有拆包的可以常湿避光保存,拆开后可以冰箱冰藏,三天内吃完", "target": "那拿出来需要加热吗?" }, { "source": "那拿出来需要加热吗?", "target": "不需要哦,是熟食,直接吃就可以了" }, { "source": "身材赞", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "宝宝乖吗?", "target": "不乖,很吵" }, { "source": "不乖,很吵", "target": "哈哈,很有活力呐" }, { "source": "哈哈,很有活力呐", "target": "是啊闹腾的小公主" }, { "source": "别把称重器搞坏了...", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "刚才你说请你离开的孩纸在群里难过了内二新真是的欺负女孩子~", "target": "专杀小孩" }, { "source": "专杀小孩", "target": "经历了大风大雨的孩纸求回复安慰啊,回一个呗" }, { "source": "没戴眼镜看个毛线啊", "target": "就是看了毛线,都是听的" }, { "source": "清淡,很合适夏日的饮食,食堂也是用心良苦", "target": "来,请你,随便喝,管够" }, { "source": "来,请你,随便喝,管够", "target": "学长真是大方" }, { "source": "啊!今天早上跑步是不是你呀!好眼熟", "target": "早上跑步?那你看错了估计" }, { "source": "有时候人是身不由己。", "target": "是啊,你是个不爱戴面具的人" }, { "source": "是啊,你是个不爱戴面具的人", "target": "但我所了解的是人有时身不由已,戴面具只是为了保护自己而已,只要不伤害别人,这并没有错。" }, { "source": "有机会试试我的白茶对比下", "target": "那你给我寄点吧哈哈" }, { "source": "那你给我寄点吧哈哈", "target": "坏银" }, { "source": "你好能求一个资源嘛", "target": "发你了" }, { "source": "啊你成功转正了请客!", "target": "这个月被扣1100工资,请你吃土" }, { "source": "这个月被扣1100工资,请你吃土", "target": "为啥啊" }, { "source": "宿舍里还是媳妇最好看", "target": "回来我们也拍!!" }, { "source": "回来我们也拍!!", "target": "多会拍" }, { "source": "多会拍", "target": "看你的时间" }, { "source": "看你的时间", "target": "我随时都可以" }, { "source": "鱼呢?", "target": "晓不得活~前面克有个西餐厅里面拍呢" }, { "source": "晓不得活~前面克有个西餐厅里面拍呢", "target": "我以为是你家呢" }, { "source": "我以为是你家呢", "target": "不是~以后我家养么你来帮我管噶" }, { "source": "你是一片质量上乘的五花肉ps:准是为情所感", "target": "...为你" }, { "source": "分不清,你是友情还是爱情", "target": "一样然后男闺蜜成男票了" }, { "source": "一样然后男闺蜜成男票了", "target": "然后分手成了最熟悉的陌生人" }, { "source": "小龙虾小龙虾,就知道小龙虾", "target": "小龙虾吃不饱" }, { "source": "调戏小姑娘失败啦?", "target": "低调,就没成功过~" }, { "source": "涵总不理我", "target": "涵总也有自己的喵要处理所以你看,不如养只猫" }, { "source": "你是最棒的,宝贝儿,加油", "target": "Ok" }, { "source": "这个电视好看吗?", "target": "可好看了" }, { "source": "每次约会都迟到。快点。", "target": "不配合表演" }, { "source": "不配合表演", "target": "才发现你戴了帽子。" }, { "source": "才发现你戴了帽子。", "target": "绿色的吗" }, { "source": "今晚逛街受到暴击", "target": "你最近发吃频率太高了,高到不能忍!" }, { "source": "你最近发吃频率太高了,高到不能忍!", "target": "对不起我今晚还吃了" }, { "source": "对不起我今晚还吃了", "target": "太欢乐了一天天的" }, { "source": "太欢乐了一天天的", "target": "结果今晚啥衣服都穿不下看着43KG的同事买了很多衣服" }, { "source": "结果今晚啥衣服都穿不下看着43KG的同事买了很多衣服", "target": "怎么肥四!为什么要跟这种人一起逛街!这不就是主动求暴击吗" }, { "source": "怎么肥四!为什么要跟这种人一起逛街!这不就是主动求暴击吗", "target": "太难过了" }, { "source": "让我们约会吧", "target": "恋爱中滴人真好" }, { "source": "恋爱中滴人真好", "target": "你晚上几点睡觉?" }, { "source": "你晚上几点睡觉?", "target": "我全年无休的" }, { "source": "我全年无休的", "target": "你不睡觉可以吗?" }, { "source": "你不睡觉可以吗?", "target": "我精力充沛" }, { "source": "我精力充沛", "target": "看来你不是人" }, { "source": "看来你不是人", "target": "然后?关偶屁事~" }, { "source": "上面的花,好像我小时候吃的打虫药", "target": "宝塔糖?" }, { "source": "今天没BP?", "target": "没,有事" }, { "source": "你过得好我才能恨你你过得不好我都不知道该恨你还是该抱住你", "target": "你咋在这" }, { "source": "大锅我神马时候去西昌咯我是说的吃西昌火盆烧烤", "target": "哦哦哦,那我还是没有出去~但是你们马上国庆的嘛,我还要继续上班" }, { "source": "今天去班委开会我也知道,你们不用伤心,准备好个好的表演给大家看就好~", "target": "恩恩!好的哦!" }, { "source": "恩恩!好的哦!", "target": "到时看你们表演啊~今天见到你在班委开会了~" }, { "source": "到时看你们表演啊~今天见到你在班委开会了~", "target": "又不叫我!!!!!!!我愤怒了!" }, { "source": "又不叫我!!!!!!!我愤怒了!", "target": "见到你们在开部门会议,我在旁边忙协会的会员证不好叫你啊,娃,下次叫你了" }, { "source": "见到你们在开部门会议,我在旁边忙协会的会员证不好叫你啊,娃,下次叫你了", "target": "你是不是在那里数卡片的。。。" }, { "source": "你是不是在那里数卡片的。。。", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "是的~", "target": "那不是就在我旁边!" }, { "source": "那不是就在我旁边!", "target": "貌相是啊。。。怎么了?" }, { "source": "貌相是啊。。。怎么了?", "target": "隔壁都不叫我!!" }, { "source": "隔壁都不叫我!!", "target": "突然间叫你,我怕吓着你啊,而且当时也不确定你啊,下次一定叫你,我的错" }, { "source": "突然间叫你,我怕吓着你啊,而且当时也不确定你啊,下次一定叫你,我的错", "target": "!!!!!次次都这么说的!!!" }, { "source": "!!!!!次次都这么说的!!!", "target": "请相信,这是最后一次了~" }, { "source": "请相信,这是最后一次了~", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "回沈阳,我们一起去玩水", "target": "我天…玩水!我打算回去就不出门了" }, { "source": "今年看的最有感触的就是追风筝的人", "target": "家国故土被糟蹋成那样他们做的就是跑路这破书真心无法理解有啥好推荐的" }, { "source": "祝弟弟生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢您的祝福" }, { "source": "早日康复!一定会的!", "target": "谢谢您" }, { "source": "留下来,并不容易!", "target": "能不能去掉那个大字啊" }, { "source": "鱼你又来了", "target": "因为你又发帖了" }, { "source": "因为你又发帖了", "target": "我就知道我的鱼最好了" }, { "source": "你怎么看着年轻了许多?", "target": "今年17岁" }, { "source": "你还值班?", "target": "对呀大年初三来值班一年到头来就这一个五天假" }, { "source": "你望望你矫情的···自己荡漾个毛啊··哥们摆出点无所谓、潇洒的姿态成不", "target": "你怎么不让海子唱大江东去。。" }, { "source": "你怎么不让海子唱大江东去。。", "target": "我不认识他呀" }, { "source": "哇哇,刚摘下的板栗", "target": "太难剥开了" }, { "source": "太难剥开了", "target": "有方法诶,从中间直接咬开吃,就好了" }, { "source": "有方法诶,从中间直接咬开吃,就好了", "target": "用嘴咬?那都是刺啊" }, { "source": "用嘴咬?那都是刺啊", "target": "嗯额,肯定先要去刺儿呀" }, { "source": "等廖姐玩转北京", "target": "没问题的嘻嘻" }, { "source": "米事姐也胖啦。一起哈~", "target": "那我们一起减肥好不好" }, { "source": "那我们一起减肥好不好", "target": "可以的呢嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "可以的呢嘿嘿!", "target": "我已经行动了,中午就没吃饱" }, { "source": "姐姐唉,现在不在上班在吃饭?!", "target": "你可以下楼来找我姐姐我在上班好么!!!" }, { "source": "你可以下楼来找我姐姐我在上班好么!!!", "target": "那你说吃饭" }, { "source": "我们月太有才了啾咪", "target": "啵啵" }, { "source": "啵啵", "target": "训觉" }, { "source": "训觉", "target": "早抖" }, { "source": "你也注意安全,出门带你家男人", "target": "带男人不如带刀" }, { "source": "带男人不如带刀", "target": "好,那你出门带男人也带刀" }, { "source": "祝你节日快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "你开心就好啦" }, { "source": "你开心就好啦", "target": "不开心啊" }, { "source": "不开心啊", "target": "为什么呀" }, { "source": "为什么呀", "target": "祖先没出来陪我玩" }, { "source": "我比你还小好不好???", "target": "对啦对啦,17是不是" }, { "source": "对啦对啦,17是不是", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "对的", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "蓝天,带给你永久的思念", "target": "这蓝色,已铭记" }, { "source": "吃到炸鸡了", "target": "嘻嘻当然心心念念好久哒" }, { "source": "去年零点就显示的下不了单,系统崩溃我今年不守啦,早点洗洗睡第二天才有精神面试", "target": "那祝你找到个好工作啊" }, { "source": "你不睡觉的啊", "target": "睡觉?不存在的" }, { "source": ",人家多乖的哦!~", "target": "讨厌耗子" }, { "source": "讨厌耗子", "target": ",又不咬人的,而且还管笼子里嘛,不过就是晚上有点吵!~" }, { "source": ",又不咬人的,而且还管笼子里嘛,不过就是晚上有点吵!~", "target": "我朋友就被咬过,你小心点" }, { "source": "不要克制自己开心最重要", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "大白腿", "target": "哼想摸吗不给" }, { "source": "哼想摸吗不给", "target": "不给摸晚上偷偷的摸" }, { "source": "是不是瘦好多", "target": "没看到我一脸肉吗" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "同乐,新的一年,一起致富啊?" }, { "source": "范可人的刘海演变史", "target": "刘海不是重点。但是很高兴你关注的是刘海。" }, { "source": "儿时的梦想是长……高……吗?", "target": "直到现在也是深深梦想" }, { "source": "直到现在也是深深梦想", "target": "说明他还小,没长大呢" }, { "source": "说明他还小,没长大呢", "target": "是啊是啊,每年生日愿望" }, { "source": "是啊是啊,每年生日愿望", "target": "我们会被打吗" }, { "source": "我们会被打吗", "target": "许愿他看不到" }, { "source": "许愿他看不到", "target": "装着他看不到的样子" }, { "source": "眼镜一带遮住看不见,带隐形就明显了。。", "target": "提前祝你们元旦快乐,新年快乐,并代我向你们的同事们问好。一起预祝你们新年新气象,一切如意,事实顺利,工作开心,身体健康" }, { "source": "提前祝你们元旦快乐,新年快乐,并代我向你们的同事们问好。一起预祝你们新年新气象,一切如意,事实顺利,工作开心,身体健康", "target": "嗯。好。同乐。" }, { "source": "盲目的自信。这么热的天,我居然感冒发烧了", "target": "我前几天吹风扇叶也是快买点药" }, { "source": "我前几天吹风扇叶也是快买点药", "target": "劳资没考上,第二名,差一分" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "太早" }, { "source": "啥?你会开飞机?", "target": "飞机算屁" }, { "source": "和自己谈恋爱吗学妹", "target": "比如说,好在哪里?" }, { "source": "你今天怎么样呢?大太阳哦", "target": "直接没希望了!天气虽然对了,但我作文写偏题了!" }, { "source": "直接没希望了!天气虽然对了,但我作文写偏题了!", "target": "考完了。。。" }, { "source": "考完了。。。", "target": "咋样嘛?" }, { "source": "咋样嘛?", "target": "除了作文,啥都没把握" }, { "source": "除了作文,啥都没把握", "target": "没事,成绩还没出来,现在啥都不晓得!" }, { "source": "在家还是逛街呢?", "target": "在车上去逛街" }, { "source": "在车上去逛街", "target": "幸福哇中午饭在外边吃大餐呀" }, { "source": "幸福哇中午饭在外边吃大餐呀", "target": "一个人吃饭比较方便啊,想吃什么就吃什么了" }, { "source": "一个人吃饭比较方便啊,想吃什么就吃什么了", "target": "也是我只能吃饭堂,木得选择" }, { "source": "你爸什么星座?", "target": "天蝎座……" }, { "source": "天蝎座……", "target": "然而我那位天蝎座的老公在我朋友的朋友圈下留言比我还勤劳" }, { "source": "然而我那位天蝎座的老公在我朋友的朋友圈下留言比我还勤劳", "target": "天蝎座话痨" }, { "source": "谢啦好久来找我玩哟", "target": "清明节值班" }, { "source": "清明节值班", "target": "我下半年可有空了慢慢约" }, { "source": "告诉自己,会瘦!!", "target": "我才83斤啊……不想瘦" }, { "source": "既然你觉得伤害不了他,那就别在这乱说了,要不再让乐橙伤害了你,那多不好", "target": "谢谢你的关心,我就发表一下我的言论。我个人感觉我的言论也不毒" }, { "source": "霞住在茶亭还是公司在茶亭", "target": "公司在茶亭附近其实是亚细亚" }, { "source": "公司在茶亭附近其实是亚细亚", "target": "好像差的很远的样子。哪天出来吃饭吧。我就在世茂" }, { "source": "你家喵性别是男是女?", "target": "妹妹,绝育了" }, { "source": "日常撩", "target": "不行了我要撩你同事你好" }, { "source": "不行了我要撩你同事你好", "target": "哇塞" }, { "source": "你本来就很美", "target": "把美改为帅" }, { "source": "把美改为帅", "target": "你本来就很帅" }, { "source": "听说你胖了几十斤", "target": "至今不敢上秤" }, { "source": "嘿嘿~~找个粑粑~", "target": "我也想找个好粑粑。。。" }, { "source": "还没哪准备年底要一个", "target": "那我肚子里有宝宝了吗?" }, { "source": "那我肚子里有宝宝了吗?", "target": "祝幸福" }, { "source": "你一个人吃的完么?要不要叫我过去帮你清理现场", "target": "有两个碗的~还有汤渣~你要么~" }, { "source": "有两个碗的~还有汤渣~你要么~", "target": "原来带人回家过小日子...不用客气了你们慢慢享受" }, { "source": "那时候的丫丫好清纯呀!特别是笑的时候真的很美", "target": "笑起来特别甜美" }, { "source": "你适合去当段子手,下一个大V啊", "target": "这个真当不了太累经不起折腾" }, { "source": "啥时候开学呢?我29号回去,你还在不", "target": "我开学了,到上了一个礼拜课了。来呼市没一定可以见面,回家就见不上了" }, { "source": "我开学了,到上了一个礼拜课了。来呼市没一定可以见面,回家就见不上了", "target": "当然是回家啦。等你国庆节来玩吧" }, { "source": "当然是回家啦。等你国庆节来玩吧", "target": "嗯嗯,那就到时候找时间再聚啦。" }, { "source": "当初志愿乱写", "target": "真是任性" }, { "source": "真是任性", "target": "出来混总是要付出代价的现在后悔了哎不过感觉还好啦" }, { "source": "邓紫棋居然有胸", "target": "关注点之清奇……" }, { "source": "先锋?喵怎么瘦了", "target": "喵一直在睡无法找到真实角度…" }, { "source": "喵一直在睡无法找到真实角度…", "target": "这喵年纪大了" }, { "source": "这喵年纪大了", "target": "年纪大不是应该觉少么…" }, { "source": "年纪大不是应该觉少么…", "target": "那是人,喵似乎是反的" }, { "source": "今天路过了你的家。", "target": "随便路过天天路过" }, { "source": "哇塞那个胶带真的美艳!", "target": "三四卷呢哪个???" }, { "source": "三四卷呢哪个???", "target": "那四个都很美啊" }, { "source": "臭不要脸~昨晚有对情侣在沙漠舞台下表白,真是有意义", "target": "你在暗示我什么吗?" }, { "source": "你在暗示我什么吗?", "target": "暗示你,我找到真爱了" }, { "source": "我喜欢你", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "问题来了,谁更好吃龙猫好吃还是小精灵好吃肚子好吃还是耳朵好“残忍”哈哈哈", "target": "太复杂了" }, { "source": "夜晚也要防晒", "target": "夜晚为什么要防晒呢皇上" }, { "source": "牙好胃口就好", "target": "吃嘛嘛香" }, { "source": "吃嘛嘛香", "target": "我家石头也是喜欢啃" }, { "source": "我的手老皮多,来咬我,别咬我老婆", "target": "凑表脸" }, { "source": "你受了伤我们用爱保护你飞翔清者自清盒饭绝对相信你", "target": "为什么离的婚" }, { "source": "美乐棵的浓度,频率又是多少。", "target": "奥绿大约三四克一盆。美乐棵每十天一次,四分之一瓶盖兑水两升。" }, { "source": "奥绿大约三四克一盆。美乐棵每十天一次,四分之一瓶盖兑水两升。", "target": "你买个克勺,一勺一克,兑水两升。" }, { "source": "你买个克勺,一勺一克,兑水两升。", "target": "继续用美乐棵是吗?谢谢谢谢。" }, { "source": "继续用美乐棵是吗?谢谢谢谢。", "target": "先解药害,再出新叶正常后,精确用肥" }, { "source": "现在的女孩子好像变得不敢粘人了,她们内心渴望和你时时刻刻在一起,却又不敢表现出来。她们害怕喜欢的人觉得累赘,害怕太过束缚的爱情让人喘不过气。可实际上呢?她真正在乎的时候就是这样,幼稚冲动不顾一切,想随时冲到你面前告诉你很想你,即使才分开了几分钟而已。", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "喜欢吗宝贝", "target": "下次穿出来呀" }, { "source": "下次穿出来呀", "target": "我明天又要去学校了,讨厌" }, { "source": "我明天又要去学校了,讨厌", "target": "去学校干嘛" }, { "source": "光颜值就横扫一条街了你说有没有用咯!?", "target": "花样虐狗" }, { "source": "花样虐狗", "target": "你指的是虐单身吗?" }, { "source": "你指的是虐单身吗?", "target": "道理都懂依然是狗" }, { "source": "小冰我痛苦地捂住了脸", "target": "这种情况我该怎么办小冰?" }, { "source": "这衣服好华贵的样子穿在小井身上好帅气", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "好久没有撸串了", "target": "走呀走呀" }, { "source": "走呀走呀", "target": "走约我" }, { "source": "无锡阳山水蜜桃超好吃我老爹一直在无锡工作可以说是从小吃到大了", "target": "哈哈哈,你好幸福,我爸也是带回来的无锡阳山的真的好好好好好吃汁好多以后一生推了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你好幸福,我爸也是带回来的无锡阳山的真的好好好好好吃汁好多以后一生推了", "target": "我是坚定软桃党!" }, { "source": "赶紧考100周司就把我空运过去了", "target": "呦呵,还带报销的你晓得不" }, { "source": "呦呵,还带报销的你晓得不", "target": "我天,你一阵考!!!不想在中控室呆下去了,让周司带我飞!!!等你回来请我大吃大喝。" }, { "source": "我天,你一阵考!!!不想在中控室呆下去了,让周司带我飞!!!等你回来请我大吃大喝。", "target": "呦呵,等我能去兰州考试了再说吧" }, { "source": "又要霸占我手机屏幕一段时间了", "target": "你偷懒" }, { "source": "你今天博里相片好靓丽,就换这张吧,但小心你家门铃被帅哥按短路", "target": "我喜欢谁企鹅最清楚没人按我家门铃" }, { "source": "我喜欢谁企鹅最清楚没人按我家门铃", "target": "企鹅知道善良喜欢的人,但不知道喜欢善良的人" }, { "source": "企鹅知道善良喜欢的人,但不知道喜欢善良的人", "target": "多了去了但我只喜欢一个人" }, { "source": "真不会聊天", "target": "好吧,你说的都对,刚刚我只是失态了" }, { "source": "好吧,你说的都对,刚刚我只是失态了", "target": "师太" }, { "source": "师太", "target": "灭绝" }, { "source": "好幸福喔", "target": "点幸福??" }, { "source": "点幸福??", "target": "有豆浆" }, { "source": "有豆浆", "target": "就是水多,真的不好饮" }, { "source": "就是水多,真的不好饮", "target": "好过我米有" }, { "source": "差鸡动", "target": "收去" }, { "source": "收去", "target": "我小明实在太好了!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "啊怂不要太急,慢慢来", "target": "不是去相亲吗?" }, { "source": "不是去相亲吗?", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "所以我说嘛,爱你不容易啊,哈哈", "target": "那你还要这个妹妹不哈哈" }, { "source": "那你还要这个妹妹不哈哈", "target": "要啊" }, { "source": "要啊", "target": "还以为不要呢哈哈" }, { "source": "还以为不要呢哈哈", "target": "怎么可能呢,我舍不得你,可你会舍不得我吗" }, { "source": "怎么可能呢,我舍不得你,可你会舍不得我吗", "target": "会舍不得" }, { "source": "会舍不得", "target": "好呀" }, { "source": "好呀", "target": "我真的会舍不得的哟" }, { "source": "我真的会舍不得的哟", "target": "我信你" }, { "source": "我信你", "target": "信我者得永生哈哈" }, { "source": "信我者得永生哈哈", "target": "不得了,你玩大了" }, { "source": "不得了,你玩大了", "target": "哈哈在你面前不怕" }, { "source": "哈哈在你面前不怕", "target": "我怕了" }, { "source": "我怕了", "target": "你怕啥" }, { "source": "上学路上拍到了松鼠可爱不?", "target": "黑色的好可爱~" }, { "source": "鹏叔出来晒太阳啊", "target": "我在屋面的" }, { "source": "我在屋面的", "target": "放假都回去了所" }, { "source": "开心啊,生日过一周", "target": "同事生日呐,不过我生日也算过了一个月了" }, { "source": "哟,同学结婚啦", "target": "是的哦" }, { "source": "辛苦你了老婆", "target": "你又换ID," }, { "source": "你又换ID,", "target": "哈哈哈哈多愁善感的我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈多愁善感的我", "target": "还好看见鹿晗我就知道是你" }, { "source": "还好看见鹿晗我就知道是你", "target": "你应该说看到有人叫你老婆就造是我" }, { "source": "怎么答谢别人", "target": "肯定给了很多钱别担心" }, { "source": "肯定给了很多钱别担心", "target": "你想多了,就鞠躬道谢,然后就没有然后了...." }, { "source": "真心惦记着你的,心从未远离", "target": "你真好!" }, { "source": "冲你这份情谊!!给你买好吃的!。顺便中午我值班你玩儿去吧!", "target": "……这么好,貌似我就没值过班,还有你的小熊饼干遭无双偷吃了!" }, { "source": "……这么好,貌似我就没值过班,还有你的小熊饼干遭无双偷吃了!", "target": "那是〜〜〜把她拖出去!!!!!!打!!!!n" }, { "source": "那是〜〜〜把她拖出去!!!!!!打!!!!n", "target": "改天补起!" }, { "source": "改天补起!", "target": "哈哈。你的好吃的你要啥" }, { "source": "哈哈。你的好吃的你要啥", "target": "……小熊饼干!" }, { "source": "……小熊饼干!", "target": "我给你。你也要小熊饼?" }, { "source": "众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,那人却在,灯火阑珊处。", "target": "而我却在大山深处" }, { "source": "而我却在大山深处", "target": "城里的月光把梦照亮,请守护它身旁~" }, { "source": "城里的月光把梦照亮,请守护它身旁~", "target": "明月几时有把酒问青天" }, { "source": "哥哥我一点都不羡慕我小乱比他高飘远", "target": "哥哥我也不羡慕,只是觉得得先把最重要的事情先做好然后撒开玩,从硬玩到软" }, { "source": "哥哥我也不羡慕,只是觉得得先把最重要的事情先做好然后撒开玩,从硬玩到软", "target": "哥哥硬就是干" }, { "source": "你不是说你不腐吗?", "target": "轻度。。" }, { "source": "一碗米饭,我齐了", "target": "也只能吃一盆米饭" }, { "source": "牛欠", "target": "秃天际你说谁呢?" }, { "source": "今天我自己做饭吃的南瓜饭棒棒的再也不用去吃食堂南瓜了,", "target": "回来做给我次~" }, { "source": "回来做给我次~", "target": "太清淡不适合你以后我都自己做饭了" }, { "source": "想知道小明你本命是谁", "target": "不是伯贤就行啊啊啊" }, { "source": "不是伯贤就行啊啊啊", "target": "你什么意思?" }, { "source": "喜欢腊梅的香。", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "请问你是哪位、敢直呼我大名", "target": "哈哈,我不说!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你还没放假啊,。。。。我也没放假", "target": "同喜同喜啊" }, { "source": "阿根廷和比利时的比分将会是多少", "target": "猜比分这种事情,你算是找对人了,1-0,请叫我赌神" }, { "source": "猜比分这种事情,你算是找对人了,1-0,请叫我赌神", "target": "阿根廷和比利时的比分会是多少" }, { "source": "阿根廷和比利时的比分会是多少", "target": "我个人感觉,1-0,不能再多了" }, { "source": "有没有我", "target": "都有都有" }, { "source": "无数次翻车,求指导", "target": "全新安装吧" }, { "source": "打工是不可能一辈子打工的", "target": "然后呢" }, { "source": "请我吃饭", "target": "回来吧" }, { "source": "爱你辛苦咯~期待保庆", "target": "呐噢" }, { "source": "什么叫施舍?!是廖自己的选择", "target": "这么哪里都有你" }, { "source": "弱弱的问一句,哪偷得图", "target": "请不要点破我们还可以做盆友" }, { "source": "请不要点破我们还可以做盆友", "target": "看透不要说透" }, { "source": "亲!你喜欢大海哦?", "target": "嗯哈" }, { "source": "嗯哈", "target": "嘻嘻,我也蛮喜欢大海的!" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,我也蛮喜欢大海的!", "target": "可是我不喜欢他有很多妹妹……" }, { "source": "环境看起来就很清新", "target": "嗯这个城市虽然寸土寸金树啊花啊倒是种了一大堆" }, { "source": "我以为两个偷狗贼会被一群狗撕咬。为啥没有我想的那么美好", "target": "正常的狗都会咬人,训练教育好的狗不会随便咬人,除非是傻狗" }, { "source": "正常的狗都会咬人,训练教育好的狗不会随便咬人,除非是傻狗", "target": "普通人狗就会咬,经常抓狗的,狗不敢咬。" }, { "source": "普通人狗就会咬,经常抓狗的,狗不敢咬。", "target": "普通人多还是经常打狗的人多?" }, { "source": "五一去物价很贵吧亲", "target": "算正常吧,吃住和平时差不多" }, { "source": "算正常吧,吃住和平时差不多", "target": "那还错呀!!" }, { "source": "那还错呀!!", "target": "估计很多人不知道不收门票,其实里面消费跟外面差不多的" }, { "source": "我很惊讶你坐上去没有被罚款吗", "target": "运气好没警察巡逻吧," }, { "source": "广东人表示青菜不能随便,不能随便,不能随便", "target": "哈哈哈反正,我只管炒,我不吃。" }, { "source": "吃饭怎么不叫我?", "target": "您放心,有您的!好饭不怕晚" }, { "source": "夏天明年还会来呀到时候热死你我", "target": "小胖子你闭嘴" }, { "source": "小胖子你闭嘴", "target": "你攻击我我不开心了" }, { "source": "菠萝酒这么仙?", "target": "哈哈仙气漫漫" }, { "source": "我有富强集齐了没", "target": "集齐了一套,今天又扫到了几个,你缺友善不" }, { "source": "集齐了一套,今天又扫到了几个,你缺友善不", "target": "嗯没友善也没和谐" }, { "source": "郑柏旭碾压谢晓飞.天天笑让你们哈哈哈哈", "target": "必须碾压" }, { "source": "26号下午你在过市场那边没?", "target": "在呀你穿灰色衣服?" }, { "source": "在呀你穿灰色衣服?", "target": "是的我去我以为我认错人勒盯看那么久" }, { "source": "是的我去我以为我认错人勒盯看那么久", "target": "哈哈哈那时我还认不出是哪个帅锅呢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那时我还认不出是哪个帅锅呢", "target": "是不是突然发现有人看你那么久" }, { "source": "是不是突然发现有人看你那么久", "target": "我以为我朦胧的前方虽然看到有转头向我这边的但觉得不是在看我" }, { "source": "我以为我朦胧的前方虽然看到有转头向我这边的但觉得不是在看我", "target": "啧啧搞得我认真看那么久还是没有喊到你" }, { "source": "明年猩猩一走,就不是看骑士了。", "target": "走不了的,估计终老克利夫兰" }, { "source": "我觉得从某个角度,叶鸣比较像萎靡版的锦户。", "target": "我也觉得他有点像,当然是他瘦的时候。呵呵。" }, { "source": "可以告诉我怎么下载这个软件么", "target": "直接下载就好了,不过要翻墙" }, { "source": "直接下载就好了,不过要翻墙", "target": "没有翻墙这个软件啊" }, { "source": "没有翻墙这个软件啊", "target": "直接软件商店下载就好了,你是什么手机" }, { "source": "直接软件商店下载就好了,你是什么手机", "target": "华为手机" }, { "source": "砍价也特别开心哈哈哈哈", "target": "不会砍啊好忧伤只敢买素的" }, { "source": "不会砍啊好忧伤只敢买素的", "target": "我只吃素食,会全身无力肿么办" }, { "source": "道明寺超帅!", "target": "是帅的!!!" }, { "source": "皮簿馅多的大包子,肯定很好吃。", "target": "绝对的!" }, { "source": "我们北方城市没有见卖青梅的", "target": "我网购的" }, { "source": "我网购的", "target": "我还没有在网上买过水果" }, { "source": "偶尔还是要秀出来让别人认识你的套路的我现在没有不高兴了", "target": "以后只有发语音了" }, { "source": "以后只有发语音了", "target": "哈哈哈哈,A萌!语音我也发" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,A萌!语音我也发", "target": "你发语音人家又听不到" }, { "source": "你发语音人家又听不到", "target": "我人工翻译不行啊你不让着点我啊?我太可怜了" }, { "source": "我人工翻译不行啊你不让着点我啊?我太可怜了", "target": "我尽无言以对,我套路深,你的对策更深,你高兴就好。" }, { "source": "以前的他是很帅,只可惜,现在真的很难看,", "target": "看一个人看内在,也不是难看,他永远最帅" }, { "source": "看一个人看内在,也不是难看,他永远最帅", "target": "说是这样说" }, { "source": "哥,你太会玩了!从博物馆到图书馆啊……走文艺路线!", "target": "并没有,是因为他俩挨着,也是女友想去看看,就陪她去了,她根本不是看书那块料啊" }, { "source": "记得多喝水哦", "target": "好⋯刚喝了一大鲜橙汁现在出发嘞" }, { "source": "好⋯刚喝了一大鲜橙汁现在出发嘞", "target": "营养美味" }, { "source": "王文文在水里干嘛呢", "target": "它在游泳洗澡哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么不吃饭?来吧,我们这有零食", "target": "不爱吃零食" }, { "source": "不爱吃零食", "target": "不爱吃零食,请你吃饭" }, { "source": "不爱吃零食,请你吃饭", "target": "我很挑食的" }, { "source": "慢慢走,不烦不燥,2012都挺过来了", "target": "也对。末日都过了。" }, { "source": "你这个衣服是颜色变了嘛", "target": "手机美颜功能太强大照变色了" }, { "source": "手机美颜功能太强大照变色了", "target": "哈哈哈我就说嘛不是黑色的咋个回事" }, { "source": "泥煤你腿现在好细", "target": "不用相信" }, { "source": "不用相信", "target": "咋瘦的" }, { "source": "原来女人不看的原因是因为没有资源", "target": "兄弟有资源吗?我们借一部说话" }, { "source": "新家全部弄好啦?", "target": "还没搬味大偶尔去吃饭什么时候来有地住啦" }, { "source": "还没搬味大偶尔去吃饭什么时候来有地住啦", "target": "好呀!得空去找你玩,好像你!" }, { "source": "睡你的觉去上班的人", "target": "无聊下午睡了一下午" }, { "source": "无聊下午睡了一下午", "target": "你不睡我睡" }, { "source": "乖乖你最近怎么这么感慨哦遇到啥子事了吗", "target": "最近事儿太多,唉。。。" }, { "source": "最近事儿太多,唉。。。", "target": "不管他们的,自己开心最重要" }, { "source": "待遇真好", "target": "没有啦,夸张点说而已" }, { "source": "没有啦,夸张点说而已", "target": "我有次洗头,被男的洗头,洗脸的时候感觉很发毛。" }, { "source": "我有次洗头,被男的洗头,洗脸的时候感觉很发毛。", "target": "我就是洗头的时候,那个男的在狂唱歌,超郁闷的" }, { "source": "我就是洗头的时候,那个男的在狂唱歌,超郁闷的", "target": "有没想扁他的冲动啊?" }, { "source": "你怎么能不给我留着大一的时候我养你你忘了吗", "target": "大一我们不是同学谢谢" }, { "source": "大一我们不是同学谢谢", "target": "高一!" }, { "source": "高一!", "target": "好说你只能盼着我早点吃完拉给你" }, { "source": "多喝水哇", "target": "这么晚都不睡" }, { "source": "这么晚都不睡", "target": "看完咱班女生的作业,我麻烦的睡不着" }, { "source": "断签卡?", "target": "最后一张断签卡了" }, { "source": "一桌好菜,必须喝上一杯!多久没吃螺丝了!", "target": "现在正是吃螺蛳的好时候" }, { "source": "现在正是吃螺蛳的好时候", "target": "你把螺丝和鱼烧一起,鲜美到耳朵都掉了!" }, { "source": "背带出万圣节那个色吧太好看了", "target": "同意!" }, { "source": "第一次感觉到科技退步了", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "灵隐人好少", "target": "其实挺多的~" }, { "source": "其实挺多的~", "target": "会找角度" }, { "source": "会找角度", "target": "带着娃就挑人少的地方去" }, { "source": "你是走了一整天吗", "target": "几乎是,高铁,地铁,公交,出租和脚" }, { "source": "我只知道晴天娃娃", "target": "浪漫爱,我的主题曲,最后一页" }, { "source": "他还需要一个女儿吗", "target": "已经有两个女儿了~" }, { "source": "已经有两个女儿了~", "target": "那可以把我当儿子哈哈哈" }, { "source": "十一月来重庆耍", "target": "可是我没在重庆啊" }, { "source": "可是我没在重庆啊", "target": "回来哈哈哈" }, { "source": "回来哈哈哈", "target": "我也想要上班" }, { "source": "我也想要上班", "target": "周末不休息吗" }, { "source": "我在攀枝花", "target": "攀枝花好玩么" }, { "source": "叔叔你在?", "target": "什么情况?刚才出去带我们家汪散步的。" }, { "source": "初中你可是个社会圈啊暗恋还行", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈别诬陷我好吗!我只是爱玩" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈想起来一个表情包", "target": "好看" }, { "source": "昂昂,笑是了,我不会骂银~", "target": "歇歇,哈口水儿接子决。。" }, { "source": "你把我想的高尚了没下句了吧", "target": "从来没把你想高尚过呀!我是给你留点面子,才说那么委婉滴" }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "福州温泉很多的其实" }, { "source": "福州温泉很多的其实", "target": "回家过年=泡温泉?" }, { "source": "回家过年=泡温泉?", "target": "让你不跟我回来" }, { "source": "我们黄轩表现怎么样", "target": "超级帅,很痴情" }, { "source": "来接我", "target": "我开车下去可能需要一天哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我开车下去可能需要一天哈哈哈哈", "target": "我等你,你倒是来啊" }, { "source": "没有流量现在好想听不敢点开", "target": "叫爷爷给你唱就是了呗" }, { "source": "你是城管???", "target": "我像吗。。。。" }, { "source": "我像吗。。。。", "target": "像。。。。。" }, { "source": "先离开的人心里也不好过她一直在想你却明白再也回不去了", "target": "我们都会遇到那个对的人" }, { "source": "一天到晚脸都粘粘的,也是很醉人", "target": "我的重点是我刚下班" }, { "source": "我的重点是我刚下班", "target": "这个也是重点,我注意到了。摸摸!" }, { "source": "快醒醒", "target": "睡着了" }, { "source": "姐姐你什么时候把毕业照的照片给我啊?", "target": "…………等我回家以后你我还在线上的话…" }, { "source": "你怎么把形容自己的词都给搬出来啦?", "target": "呵呵,那是你" }, { "source": "呵呵,那是你", "target": "千万别谦虚啊~" }, { "source": "千万别谦虚啊~", "target": "不会像你那样傲娇咧" }, { "source": "你的裤子。。。。。这是回到解放前了么。。。", "target": "哈哈哈哈!亲爱的,胥渡好不容易发了张照片,人家都说:换双鞋吧;我好不容易发个照片,你关注的都是裤子……" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈!亲爱的,胥渡好不容易发了张照片,人家都说:换双鞋吧;我好不容易发个照片,你关注的都是裤子……", "target": "好吧,鞋真的很难看。。。" }, { "source": "好吧,鞋真的很难看。。。", "target": "我的!!!???难看!!!!????" }, { "source": "我的!!!???难看!!!!????", "target": "胥渡的啊" }, { "source": "又长大了", "target": "我看大了" }, { "source": "加油啦", "target": "嗯啊!" }, { "source": "对不起,我可以笑一阵子吗,路过的.....", "target": "笑吧" }, { "source": "看了又看的动漫从小看到大结果一句“全国大赛见”却等到现在", "target": "有的看嘛好嘞" }, { "source": "瑶姐无敌啊", "target": "老肥我不想听到这个称呼" }, { "source": "老肥我不想听到这个称呼", "target": "可以,同" }, { "source": "易烊千玺太帅气啦", "target": "超帅" }, { "source": "看你们对话把我笑死了,平时觉得你就挺能说的,没想到他比你更能说,真的是一物降一物啊", "target": "我就想和他说个八卦而已,我预想他就会表达一下啊?真的啊?这么惊讶的表情就行了,谁晓得他是这样" }, { "source": "你分到什么科室了?", "target": "ICU" }, { "source": "ICU", "target": "不错呢" }, { "source": "不错呢", "target": "还行,就是很累" }, { "source": "你见过晨晨没", "target": "哪有机会见啊,一直上课一直上课烦啊,今年出专三我一定要去现场见他们" }, { "source": "我的小可爱♡", "target": "是的是你的" }, { "source": "我只能给你第六样,想办法给你第五样,别的你自己解决", "target": "你给我第五样,前四个就都不是问题了" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "早上好!", "target": "上班吗?" }, { "source": "上班吗?", "target": "明天上班" }, { "source": "明天上班", "target": "噢,休周日阿!" }, { "source": ",睡不着了", "target": "你还没睡?!" }, { "source": "你还没睡?!", "target": "是啊,感觉眼睛都要爆了。" }, { "source": "声音可爱", "target": "那是经过加工的声音" }, { "source": "那是经过加工的声音", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "17岁,想和易烊千玺谈恋爱", "target": "你们都是易烊千玺女朋友,我就不一样了,我是他男朋友" }, { "source": "活着最紧要就是开心啦", "target": "对头" }, { "source": "么么哒,祝你母上大人生日快乐。", "target": "么么哒,香吻我收下,祝福我带到。过年见哦" }, { "source": "改变自己", "target": "对啊改变" }, { "source": "我们哪有越来越老还在长大和成熟!", "target": "是的是的长大成熟!" }, { "source": "非常珍贵的回忆感谢永远年轻的五月天哥哥们", "target": "你最珍贵啊" }, { "source": "我能说你有病吗?", "target": "我笑了笑了,这是一首诗中的一句。我觉得很不错就给你看看!!!!!" }, { "source": "我笑了笑了,这是一首诗中的一句。我觉得很不错就给你看看!!!!!", "target": "我给你说,我朋友以为上次那个是我男朋友写的。这个清白完了。" }, { "source": "我给你说,我朋友以为上次那个是我男朋友写的。这个清白完了。", "target": "你就给她说是瑟,反正你又不吃亏,对不嘛" }, { "source": "请问我所的辞职流程是?", "target": "这不重要,重要的是,我有辞职信" }, { "source": "这不重要,重要的是,我有辞职信", "target": "下次名字改一下发给我,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "过来转转呵", "target": "门没关,进来吧。不用换鞋" }, { "source": "美好的一天,万事如意", "target": "老天给力也眷顾咱呢,一切如意" }, { "source": "为什么赞啊?都不用同情我的吗?", "target": "赞你可以用智商儿童节" }, { "source": "赞你可以用智商儿童节", "target": "什么意思" }, { "source": "什么意思", "target": "哈哈开玩笑" }, { "source": "哈哈开玩笑", "target": "好吧,忙啥呢" }, { "source": "好吧,忙啥呢", "target": "除了上课没别的忙学生党以学为主咯" }, { "source": "那你说你是男生?", "target": "我们那群600多人里就有好多男声,也一样爱卡布哒" }, { "source": "我们那群600多人里就有好多男声,也一样爱卡布哒", "target": "卡布会不会去玩去了" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "嘻嘻早呀" }, { "source": "今天雾霾严重", "target": "今天红色预警" }, { "source": "最爱啊昨晚睡觉时还在想", "target": "嘿最简单的还是最好吃的吖偶尔一次不错" }, { "source": "嘿最简单的还是最好吃的吖偶尔一次不错", "target": "刚没睡着给人电话吵醒了所以我现在又在考虑睡不睡的问题了" }, { "source": "刚没睡着给人电话吵醒了所以我现在又在考虑睡不睡的问题了", "target": "先别睡洗洗澡" }, { "source": "偶朋友也推荐给偶看~~不过偶还没有开始看~~", "target": "他们把北京人的仗义,上海的作演得太棒了!" }, { "source": "哇!你好有娱乐精神啊.快来娱乐娱乐我", "target": "哈哈好类等着昂·" }, { "source": "哈哈好类等着昂·", "target": "好嘞,我等着你老" }, { "source": "然而我马眼睛一大一小,远可吞山河,近可溢热泪。", "target": "这个回复深得我心" }, { "source": "这个回复深得我心", "target": "才通网还是才充电还是才交费" }, { "source": "才通网还是才充电还是才交费", "target": "才看见" }, { "source": "你会拖黑我么?", "target": "看着办~" }, { "source": "那喜欢我不?", "target": "必须喜欢" }, { "source": "下午还考么", "target": "下午三小时" }, { "source": "这是猴子还是熊……", "target": "猴子~哈哈" }, { "source": "牛奶直接泡燕麦吗?即食的那种吗?谢谢", "target": "我是用桂格快煮燕麦片泡的哦" }, { "source": "我是用桂格快煮燕麦片泡的哦", "target": "哦!那我用即食燕麦试试,谢谢" }, { "source": "哦!那我用即食燕麦试试,谢谢", "target": "隔夜燕麦都可以的什么燕麦片都可以泡" }, { "source": "减肥不存在的", "target": "上个月瘦了四五斤" }, { "source": "上个月瘦了四五斤", "target": "囤点膘过冬啊老哥" }, { "source": "冬天可以暖脚!", "target": "暖手差不多" }, { "source": "暖手差不多", "target": "移动的暖气片" }, { "source": "早就受不了八组了", "target": "先关了八组" }, { "source": "400好贵那就算了吧~~谢谢啦", "target": "那217的要吗?" }, { "source": "那217的要吗?", "target": "217是有多大的呀??" }, { "source": "217是有多大的呀??", "target": "啊啊啊…突然失忆~就手掌展开那么高" }, { "source": "亲爱哒我们在一起吧", "target": "人家知道啦" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "算算都好几年啦!!" }, { "source": "算算都好几年啦!!", "target": "是的呢,想你们啦" }, { "source": "没有偶遇到", "target": "为什么要跟你偶遇" }, { "source": "为什么要跟你偶遇", "target": "遇到了!洗澡堂!" }, { "source": "遇到了!洗澡堂!", "target": "小时候经常一起住我都不屑一顾!" }, { "source": "快该恭喜你了", "target": "起这么早?!" }, { "source": "总裁地位果然不一样", "target": "俯视众生" }, { "source": "俯视众生", "target": "啧啧啧你的地位一落千丈" }, { "source": "啧啧啧你的地位一落千丈", "target": "姐姐我还没回家呢" }, { "source": "是因为你重口味的原因,食堂只适合小清新", "target": "食堂的东西我吃了便秘,餐馆的东西我吃了拉肚子" }, { "source": "食堂的东西我吃了便秘,餐馆的东西我吃了拉肚子", "target": "这样吧,你中午在食堂吃,然后晚上去餐馆吃,刚好!" }, { "source": "这样吧,你中午在食堂吃,然后晚上去餐馆吃,刚好!", "target": "我现在基本上这样的安排" }, { "source": "好句子!永远不需要向别人解释你自己,因为喜欢你的人不需要,不喜欢你的人不会相信。", "target": "真的是师姐,因为懂你的人永远都懂,不懂的人说多了也无用" }, { "source": "真的是师姐,因为懂你的人永远都懂,不懂的人说多了也无用", "target": "嗯嗯嗯,就是就是" }, { "source": "嗯嗯嗯,就是就是", "target": "我这两天感冒了等我身体好了下班去看看宝宝哦~" }, { "source": "我这两天感冒了等我身体好了下班去看看宝宝哦~", "target": "我也感冒了,好啊好啊,这么近,你没事来呗" }, { "source": "去哪儿了你", "target": "世纪华联" }, { "source": "世纪华联", "target": "我还以为你出去嗨去了" }, { "source": "跑那么远啊", "target": "羡慕出远门的" }, { "source": "把热火对马刺简单看了下,貌似有那么丢丢喜欢了", "target": "我热这两场输成花了~" }, { "source": "我热这两场输成花了~", "target": "状态不好?看起来没马刺合作的好,就单打去了。。" }, { "source": "状态不好?看起来没马刺合作的好,就单打去了。。", "target": "哇哦,不错嘛,看出问题来了" }, { "source": "必早天遣", "target": "我是好人" }, { "source": "我是好人", "target": "完全看不出来" }, { "source": "完全看不出来", "target": "你孤陋寡闻" }, { "source": "你孤陋寡闻", "target": "我就是我,是颜色不一样的烟火" }, { "source": "我想去上海", "target": "来吧,我等你唷" }, { "source": "来吧,我等你唷", "target": "总会去的等我哟" }, { "source": "总会去的等我哟", "target": "早点来,明天我就回去了" }, { "source": "高速行驶掉落后车很危险啊", "target": "掉下来就是路障?" }, { "source": "掉下来就是路障?", "target": "掉路上后方来车紧急避让掉人家挡风玻璃上这不是害人" }, { "source": "掉路上后方来车紧急避让掉人家挡风玻璃上这不是害人", "target": "想象力丰富" }, { "source": "想象力丰富", "target": "一切皆有可能说白了就是隐患" }, { "source": "你看你本来很友好乱说", "target": "。。。。文明人" }, { "source": "。。。。文明人", "target": "哪文明?没发现" }, { "source": "哪文明?没发现", "target": "文明还不好哈。。" }, { "source": "文明还不好哈。。", "target": "起这么早?上课呢?" }, { "source": "仙女请问用的是什么软件可以拼长途呀", "target": "长图" }, { "source": "学长,问一下,西安现在冷到什么程度", "target": "最近一直有雨,最高19°,最低7°,不过我们都穿棉袄和秋裤了。" }, { "source": "干嘛不说话了?", "target": "沉默是金" }, { "source": "沉默是金", "target": "编程学会了没?" }, { "source": "有心仪的汉子啦?", "target": "不是啊" }, { "source": "双子不会爱无能的,放心啦", "target": "嗯嗯,我这两天要回济南,回来看你演出哦" }, { "source": "这是蚊子吗...", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "也许流的是你的血" }, { "source": "也许流的是你的血", "target": "就是我的,麻麻" }, { "source": "签过到就睡", "target": "同样" }, { "source": "地铁表示无压力", "target": "太挤" }, { "source": "你是有多无聊。。", "target": "特别相当很非常,不过现在可以做饭了" }, { "source": "特别相当很非常,不过现在可以做饭了", "target": "那你来陪我练车吧。。" }, { "source": "那你来陪我练车吧。。", "target": "晒成这样会,我够黑了" }, { "source": "晒成这样会,我够黑了", "target": "你可能歇歇。。" }, { "source": "俺读书少就觉得这是山里的~", "target": "俺们学校创办人是英国传教士,有没有点欧式建筑的赶脚" }, { "source": "俺们学校创办人是英国传教士,有没有点欧式建筑的赶脚", "target": "英国的十六世纪吗。。英国山里的" }, { "source": "英国的十六世纪吗。。英国山里的", "target": "十九世纪末。。胡说,怎么可能是山里的!顶多是伦敦郊区的" }, { "source": "十九世纪末。。胡说,怎么可能是山里的!顶多是伦敦郊区的", "target": "嗯。十环以外的" }, { "source": "一家四口,刘烨最丑", "target": "那你很漂亮啊,切" }, { "source": "你说你要洗眼睛!!!!", "target": "对嘛,风吹到沙子了嘛有毛病嘛老铁" }, { "source": "对嘛,风吹到沙子了嘛有毛病嘛老铁", "target": "那我用辣椒水给你洗洗效果贼好" }, { "source": "表妹", "target": "表妹染头发了" }, { "source": "表妹染头发了", "target": "看见了" }, { "source": "感谢你的出现,虽然没能走到最后。不曾后悔遇到过,在彼此生活的那些日子很快乐,那就够了", "target": "即使错过,也不应该恨。毕竟曾经爱过" }, { "source": "女神啊", "target": "我是不是你的小可爱" }, { "source": "针织哪里买的呀", "target": "优衣库呀" }, { "source": "冷的我脾气都发不出回家了还做家务", "target": "你好勤快" }, { "source": "你好勤快", "target": "心情不好做家务释放一下呗" }, { "source": "这几天很忙啊", "target": "别度假结束" }, { "source": "别度假结束", "target": "拿手机第" }, { "source": "讨厌", "target": "下次再梦见就带他去找你玩呀" }, { "source": "2014从心开始", "target": "2014让我们扬起帆,向着理想出发!" }, { "source": "小喇叭早安", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "起很早起很早", "target": "然后又睡过去了" }, { "source": "穿这么彩真是好看", "target": "承蒙夸奖,尤为羞涩" }, { "source": "刚刚去世的爷爷", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "重庆真小这个模特两年前还花钱找我拍过照片,不过那时候真好便宜", "target": "重庆本来就不大啊!" }, { "source": "建宁死啦?", "target": "死的老惨了" }, { "source": "这波狗粮我吃了", "target": "别吃太多,免得噎到" }, { "source": "嗯,休息完了还有一百道题在等着你", "target": "你浑身散发着黑暗的气息!你好坏!" }, { "source": "你浑身散发着黑暗的气息!你好坏!", "target": "黑暗的气息哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怕了吗" }, { "source": "黑暗的气息哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怕了吗", "target": "我怕你口中的那100道题………" }, { "source": "我怕你口中的那100道题………", "target": "祝你好运一百道题后面还有千千万万道题" }, { "source": "祝你好运一百道题后面还有千千万万道题", "target": "你给我过来!我保证不不让你活着!" }, { "source": "你给我过来!我保证不不让你活着!", "target": "你倒是来啊来啊来啊来啊" }, { "source": "你倒是来啊来啊来啊来啊", "target": "欺负我…都是坏银" }, { "source": "欺负我…都是坏银", "target": "2333加油哈姐姐是好人,不是坏人" }, { "source": "2333加油哈姐姐是好人,不是坏人", "target": "是!不要狡辩!" }, { "source": "是!不要狡辩!", "target": "哦,我就是了,怎么地" }, { "source": "忘了从哪看的是说这首歌比《转眼》还要让人悲伤,等到八十岁缅怀的时候再唱。要是下半年解锁的话,希望你在鸟巢能听到哦。", "target": "悄悄告诉你,这首歌MV还没有出,我觉得要搞事情" }, { "source": "悄悄告诉你,这首歌MV还没有出,我觉得要搞事情", "target": "哈哈,期待。" }, { "source": "想要白色背壳的可以先顶一下", "target": "这是银色的,并不是白色" }, { "source": "不要伤心不要伤心还有真爱在", "target": "嗯嗯嗯,你一直都在,哈哈~" }, { "source": "勤俭持家", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "早鑫儿", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "你的得失心不是已经淡化了嘛", "target": "哈哈哈哈怎么可能!" }, { "source": "你好,我的星球第一天就满了50人,到达上上限了,还有很多圈友需要加入,请问如何提升上限呢?", "target": "星球名是" }, { "source": "喝咖啡……晚上不想睡了吧", "target": "奶茶" }, { "source": "留点时间给自己变瘦拍毕业照也不错", "target": "我回不去拍毕业照" }, { "source": "我回不去拍毕业照", "target": "那。只能找人给你P一个了" }, { "source": "快乐新年乖大", "target": "你也是啦~新年乖大~祝找男朋友就比我差一点哈" }, { "source": "你也是啦~新年乖大~祝找男朋友就比我差一点哈", "target": "我宁愿单身!" }, { "source": "哦呦男朋友?", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "是啊是啊", "target": "快介绍认识认识" }, { "source": "快介绍认识认识", "target": "哈哈好的" }, { "source": "谁能告诉我,姗姗是在哪里拍戏呢", "target": "深圳!" }, { "source": "深圳!", "target": "额。。到底是深圳还是上海,刚才有人说在上海。。。。" }, { "source": "额。。到底是深圳还是上海,刚才有人说在上海。。。。", "target": "深圳啊,033在深圳拍半步天涯,乔恩新戏还有10天才开拍呢!" }, { "source": "今天早上七点半才睡,是最迟的一天了,那个累啊!", "target": "额。。。通宵啊~睡眠很重要滴,尤其是晚上十一点到两点。。。" }, { "source": "很温暖,但是万一雪铲完了,想到外卖小哥骑着车找不到人,我就想笑。", "target": "有啥好笑的?" }, { "source": "明天收到快递了送给大家。", "target": "本地,可以去拿" }, { "source": "好吧~强大的小苹果,我去追美剧去啊", "target": "7878,我去睡觉…" }, { "source": "7878,我去睡觉…", "target": "睡的好早说" }, { "source": "昨天在蜜菓吃榴莲被服务员翻白眼了,那个尴尬", "target": "涩个他头上" }, { "source": "涩个他头上", "target": "不和她一般见识" }, { "source": "不和她一般见识", "target": "塞她嘴里" }, { "source": "塞她嘴里", "target": "舍不得" }, { "source": "头像谁,什么鬼", "target": "还是原来那个呀TOP" }, { "source": "还是原来那个呀TOP", "target": "记不得" }, { "source": "你啥时候放假呀", "target": "18考完啦,在学校待两天" }, { "source": "我也分手了求解原因", "target": "你又分手了?" }, { "source": "你又分手了?", "target": "我可怜呀没人要" }, { "source": "我可怜呀没人要", "target": "你太假了吧" }, { "source": "你太假了吧", "target": "你才假有没有同情心!!!" }, { "source": "你才假有没有同情心!!!", "target": "前两天还在秀恩爱啊" }, { "source": "前两天还在秀恩爱啊", "target": "木有木有……秀恩爱死的快噢耶" }, { "source": "木有木有……秀恩爱死的快噢耶", "target": "不以分手为目的的吵架都是秀恩爱" }, { "source": "不以分手为目的的吵架都是秀恩爱", "target": "已经分了不是吵架的说" }, { "source": "已经分了不是吵架的说", "target": "你可以继续秀恩爱" }, { "source": "言言你不要告诉我你不知道我前情缘是多么垃圾的一个人", "target": "我不知道啊。。等下你前情缘不就是思塘么。不对呀我一直不知道!!!" }, { "source": "原来发个帖还有这么多要求", "target": "经常发帖啊,但以前也不知道这个" }, { "source": "行李是按件算钱还是两个人可以拼一个行李额呢?", "target": "托运行李得买买了按件算不能两人拼一个行李额" }, { "source": "托运行李得买买了按件算不能两人拼一个行李额", "target": "那买的行李额可以和免费行李额一起算吗?就一个托运箱" }, { "source": "那买的行李额可以和免费行李额一起算吗?就一个托运箱", "target": "我记得瑞安航空好像没有免费行李额当然如果有的话又买了应该是可以算在一起的" }, { "source": "男神今儿个不来拉·", "target": "看样也是没戏。。十二点的。。过了感觉就是无希望。。" }, { "source": "看样也是没戏。。十二点的。。过了感觉就是无希望。。", "target": "我怕男神在国外。。然后半夜上来无声的飘过。。那才气人呢!" }, { "source": "我怕男神在国外。。然后半夜上来无声的飘过。。那才气人呢!", "target": "哈哈。。内时差也忒大了。。" }, { "source": "哈哈。。内时差也忒大了。。", "target": "瞎猜呢么~昨儿个不就半夜5点起来飘过。。。" }, { "source": "在蒙自了?来找我了嘛", "target": "我要回去跑今晚的车了。下次有空了来约嘛。" }, { "source": "我要回去跑今晚的车了。下次有空了来约嘛。", "target": "么你这次来会不约我" }, { "source": "么你这次来会不约我", "target": "大过年的不好打扰你啊我聪哥。再说我时间有点急。" }, { "source": "你真的胖了", "target": "你闭嘴" }, { "source": "单身惹的祸吗", "target": "扎心了老铁" }, { "source": "上面马赛克下面不马有啥用", "target": "你好幸福哥哥还给零花钱" }, { "source": "你们两约会了", "target": "对呀放假就在一起哈哈" }, { "source": "我都闻到醋味了", "target": "哎呀,这味儿都飘妳那了" }, { "source": "看看金毛多傲娇都不理你", "target": "它一直在睡觉" }, { "source": "好唯美的画面'看得我想马上飞去邛海了", "target": "飞来吧,飞来吧。。。给心心补点天然钙!我们等你!" }, { "source": "飞来吧,飞来吧。。。给心心补点天然钙!我们等你!", "target": "38周了,飞机不准坐了,哈哈,开车来没的司机" }, { "source": "想想飞机晚点,心彻底凉了!", "target": "今天的航班么?" }, { "source": "今天的航班么?", "target": "没有!" }, { "source": "增重不怪我", "target": "吃饱了再减肥" }, { "source": "给你嘚瑟的", "target": "嘚瑟后表示很困" }, { "source": "嘚瑟后表示很困", "target": "睡哈,又起来嗨" }, { "source": "敢说你们在座的几个开车时候有非常。遵守规矩的人开吗?", "target": "劳资只做公交" }, { "source": "发生什么了", "target": "最近严查,盾铁盾冬锤基话题已经没了,只有小话题" }, { "source": "最近严查,盾铁盾冬锤基话题已经没了,只有小话题", "target": "突然害怕" }, { "source": "你是胖虎", "target": "你是大雄" }, { "source": "女神脱单了", "target": "也祝你好运噢" }, { "source": "如果他不想我可以随时让他停止跳舞", "target": "你是说让我别跳了直接一刀干了我吗" }, { "source": "你是说让我别跳了直接一刀干了我吗", "target": "我是指让你休息让别人来跳" }, { "source": "宝~你好丑!", "target": "明显不是我" }, { "source": "明显不是我", "target": "不是你会是谁!" }, { "source": "不是你会是谁!", "target": "路人甲" }, { "source": "路人甲", "target": "明明是你!不要诬陷路人!好丑啊~!" }, { "source": "你的初恋难道不是献给了我么", "target": "讲道理是的但是已经把你已经属于了不知名的他" }, { "source": "讲道理是的但是已经把你已经属于了不知名的他", "target": "但是你的初恋还是给我了啊" }, { "source": "但是你的初恋还是给我了啊", "target": "嗯你没给我" }, { "source": "发色真滴好看", "target": "洗一次会变一下头痛!" }, { "source": "吼收到化妆品最开心", "target": "哈哈哈哈,是啊" }, { "source": "明明白白我的心等待一份真感情", "target": "明明白白我的心,一颗心只为一个人!" }, { "source": "明明白白我的心,一颗心只为一个人!", "target": "曾经为爱伤透了心" }, { "source": "曾经为爱伤透了心", "target": "爱的明天,我给你一颗完整的心," }, { "source": "是不是最近太累了哇", "target": "略微一点点不适应忙碌的节奏了" }, { "source": "马上就要侍寝了肯定激动", "target": "对啊,还两天" }, { "source": "你要知道抖音的强大,整的大家好像都感同身受一样,其实有几个真正经历过一辈子放不下的爱情", "target": "我今年12岁,听过99年发生的事,你敢不相信我有遇到一个一辈子都忘不掉的人?" }, { "source": "我今年12岁,听过99年发生的事,你敢不相信我有遇到一个一辈子都忘不掉的人?", "target": "12岁就谈一辈子忘不了的人了?有点好笑说实话。" }, { "source": "这个五一出去旅游了可好玩了", "target": "去哪里玩" }, { "source": "肿么啦大毛?", "target": "大毛闹别扭" }, { "source": "大毛闹别扭", "target": "额?纳尼?" }, { "source": "额?纳尼?", "target": "呵呵家庭琐事闹腾一下" }, { "source": "你咋瘦的教教我", "target": "不吃……!!!主要我基数大,我最胖的时候达到150多斤了…" }, { "source": "买海带来喂?", "target": "应该是海藻一类了" }, { "source": "宝宝好委屈", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "有盐有味!味道还可以哈,去不去桌游吧", "target": "都在会成都的路上了" }, { "source": "都在会成都的路上了", "target": "晕,就回去了!真是风里来火里去哦!" }, { "source": "晕,就回去了!真是风里来火里去哦!", "target": "哈哈,就是无聊了啊,突发其想来绵竹吃点好吃的" }, { "source": "哈哈,就是无聊了啊,突发其想来绵竹吃点好吃的", "target": "嗯,安逸!我后面还想到一个,跷脚牛肉也便宜好吃!下次来又吃这个嘛!" }, { "source": "我回来了不懂吗", "target": "不是啊你不是玩五天么" }, { "source": "不是啊你不是玩五天么", "target": "自己三天啦明天的取消了太累了不想去了" }, { "source": "突如其来的秀恩爱闪了我的腰", "target": "抓到傻豆芽一个" }, { "source": "爱吃肯德基的陈立农!!", "target": "我的农农啊" }, { "source": "我得脚!!!!!!", "target": "徐大脚~。出发了吗???一路顺风~" }, { "source": "你没有我群众,我是去帮我们老板去投票,更加群众~~", "target": "你代表你们老板?" }, { "source": "你代表你们老板?", "target": "a~~他开会去了~~" }, { "source": "旅游的人不是也在刷", "target": "谁去旅游啊宿舍待一天了" }, { "source": "谁去旅游啊宿舍待一天了", "target": "不是要去玩来着" }, { "source": "不是要去玩来着", "target": "没地方去" }, { "source": "找我我给你找地方买啊", "target": "你能搞来!" }, { "source": "你是在德国留学吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "安逸啊" }, { "source": "安逸啊", "target": "并不太难毕业" }, { "source": "并不太难毕业", "target": "可以拍照啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "追女生3年异地追的她不同意也不反对求解", "target": "如果有一天你不追她了,她会找你的!一个长期备胎" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,儿童节快乐。今天学校给我们发礼物了,不要羡慕噢", "target": "实习单位?嫉妒了,以前看到六一都嘛老师一袋,学生一袋" }, { "source": "实习单位?嫉妒了,以前看到六一都嘛老师一袋,学生一袋", "target": "是的。不过今天是实习的最后一天了,各种舍不得啊" }, { "source": "浩瀚晚上好", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "放心吧,六盘水肯定比武汉凉快~祝大家好", "target": "那确实哈~" }, { "source": "所以龙虾是多贵", "target": "一只一百块左右" }, { "source": "我姐··这··不是你吧???", "target": "不是我,是哪个呢?" }, { "source": "成都又开始暴雨,打雷", "target": "我们都快热死了" }, { "source": "青春时代一二部!", "target": "我也正在看,推" }, { "source": "今天不忙嘛而且你懂得这周就上3天哪来上班心情", "target": "今天我休息,啊哈哈哈哈,还么的吃早饭,更没心情面对明天上班了!" }, { "source": "今天我休息,啊哈哈哈哈,还么的吃早饭,更没心情面对明天上班了!", "target": "下午你要粗去吗不去我们Q上聊聊" }, { "source": "下午你要粗去吗不去我们Q上聊聊", "target": "不粗去!容我吃个饭来抖你!" }, { "source": "我宁愿那个人从来没出现过,这样我会快乐很多", "target": "扎心了好像死了一个亲人似的那种感觉" }, { "source": "这破车也敢放水", "target": "没钱不是会员上不了图,也就两辆雪佛兰,一辆迈锐宝一辆大黄蜂,你们也别争,开个大奔c1.6t小排摆一瓶矿泉水,你摆红牛我还看得起你,200块钱就想来一发是多饥渴(农夫三拳200块钱一次。绿茶红茶就是300块钱一次。脉动400块钱一次。红牛600块钱一次)" }, { "source": "我甲鱼好美腻~", "target": "那个湖南的学妹长得漂亮的你看" }, { "source": "那个湖南的学妹长得漂亮的你看", "target": "最爱你啦" }, { "source": "宝宝为什么要装个杯子在口袋里", "target": "不是口袋。。是书包的袋子" }, { "source": "不是口袋。。是书包的袋子", "target": "你去买杯子了?" }, { "source": "你去买杯子了?", "target": "家里还有别的杯子" }, { "source": "家里还有别的杯子", "target": "每天去学校都要带杯子吗?" }, { "source": "要拔牙???", "target": "嗯,蛀牙" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "新的一年平安幸福" }, { "source": "底下这几个电话和短信的图标让我感觉回到了二十世纪……", "target": "那图标是自己换的吧。安卓原生本身就是可以换图标包的。比换主题的好看的多" }, { "source": "那图标是自己换的吧。安卓原生本身就是可以换图标包的。比换主题的好看的多", "target": "晓得我就有这个图标包" }, { "source": "这相机美颜功能太强大了", "target": "关键底子好" }, { "source": "这剧是不是三观有点不太对头,已婚有家庭的男人和前任……", "target": "有儿子了,还和初恋牵手拥抱回忆过去???" }, { "source": "有儿子了,还和初恋牵手拥抱回忆过去???", "target": "只是遇到而已,没发生什么啊" }, { "source": "从新闻上看到了你…………~泽,加油", "target": "新闻哈哈加油" }, { "source": "新闻哈哈加油", "target": "我也发现你了~加油" }, { "source": "红红早安", "target": "早安亲" }, { "source": "早安亲", "target": "近期太多突发悲剧事件,叫人难过" }, { "source": "我就说为什么加不了好友也看不了邮箱", "target": "鲵咋回事?怪不得还是二级,钱还那么少" }, { "source": "鲵咋回事?怪不得还是二级,钱还那么少", "target": "就是!这咋解决啊!" }, { "source": "就是!这咋解决啊!", "target": "要不你卸了重装吧" }, { "source": "要不你卸了重装吧", "target": "我试试" }, { "source": "其实,你会不会找一个恐怖片编剧最合适", "target": "高攀不上" }, { "source": "你确定是霓娜不是霓娜麻麻?", "target": "原来说的是当地导游,跟社长闺女同名" }, { "source": "原来说的是当地导游,跟社长闺女同名", "target": "原来是这样吖!挺巧~" }, { "source": "去工商的网站查", "target": "谢谢指点" }, { "source": "请问人多吗人多吗,明天要去好担心", "target": "特别多,建议一开始就排队下去看大佛。" }, { "source": "理解心情,不过确实没有达到标准,规定是气象部门预报:达到500以上并持续一天,才会采取停课措施,现在只是停止户外活动。", "target": "天津的学生就这么不被重视吗北京没这么严重都放假了" }, { "source": "天津的学生就这么不被重视吗北京没这么严重都放假了", "target": "问教育局……" }, { "source": "张杰演唱会门票", "target": "同求" }, { "source": "永远煎不了一块完整蛋饼的我羡慕会煎的人", "target": "不不不在这之前我已经煎毁了两个而且这个也糊了只不过我把它放里面了" }, { "source": "我也特别想去灵隐寺,特别特别,要门票吗?毛毛?", "target": "要门票啊" }, { "source": "要门票啊", "target": "多少钱啊?" }, { "source": "多少钱啊?", "target": "几十块" }, { "source": "几十块", "target": "那也还好吧。南京这边的寺庙也就10快到50块之间。" }, { "source": "我在找女朋友", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "你再不来就会失去我", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "美好的一天,看到你们开始噢", "target": "亲爱滴起得好早呀~" }, { "source": "通过第2张照片,好吧,我原谅你了。开心了。", "target": "以后咋俩也去玩。我最聪明了。我就喜欢这类游戏都没玩够" }, { "source": "以后咋俩也去玩。我最聪明了。我就喜欢这类游戏都没玩够", "target": "好好。你明白我的意思么?" }, { "source": "好好。你明白我的意思么?", "target": "不明白。什么呀" }, { "source": "我就想知道威海的兄弟有没有找到他削他一顿,气死我了!", "target": "已经打了" }, { "source": "美丽优雅老去……祝好心情!", "target": "时间流逝,老去的只是容颜,而灵魂,却可以变得越来越动人" }, { "source": "陕西苹果你值得拥有", "target": "富平是吧" }, { "source": "有这押金为啥不加钱买一个...", "target": "押金最后可以退啊…" }, { "source": "我好像还预言过双胞胎这件喜事呢!是时候展开一个副业了……", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "万一乐视倒了呢", "target": "板子能用就好了" }, { "source": "板子能用就好了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我难受过了,一旦打球什么都好了", "target": "那就让你打球的时候更加难受,哼哼,看你还得意吧," }, { "source": "你也可以边和别的男的做,边给他打电话,说这个男的技术比他好,东西比他大,时间比他长", "target": "没必要。人在做天在看举头三尺有神明" }, { "source": "没必要。人在做天在看举头三尺有神明", "target": "那你看开点,会有报应的他" }, { "source": "小冰", "target": "可爱冰" }, { "source": "可爱冰", "target": "我今年几岁" }, { "source": "我今年几岁", "target": "17呀不是你说的吗" }, { "source": "发生了什么", "target": "你竟然不知道他" }, { "source": "「鸡犬皆仙」觉得自己好棒~", "target": "仙人指路" }, { "source": "仙人指路", "target": "这什么鬼?看我的。「路远迢迢」" }, { "source": "这什么鬼?看我的。「路远迢迢」", "target": "迢迢路远" }, { "source": "迢迢路远", "target": "好吧,我装作不计较...远,愿得男神,感觉自己棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "好吧,我装作不计较...远,愿得男神,感觉自己棒棒哒!", "target": "神鬼莫测" }, { "source": "神鬼莫测", "target": "「侧目而视」" }, { "source": "「侧目而视」", "target": "视而不见" }, { "source": "视而不见", "target": "「见哭兴悲」" }, { "source": "「见哭兴悲」", "target": "悲从中来" }, { "source": "悲从中来", "target": "休息,休息一下,你会讲笑话不?" }, { "source": "休息,休息一下,你会讲笑话不?", "target": "不要转移话题" }, { "source": "不要转移话题", "target": "应该是你,转移话题。" }, { "source": "应该是你,转移话题。", "target": "成语接龙吧" }, { "source": "成语接龙吧", "target": "和你玩玩呗,「回心转意」,接得上吗?" }, { "source": "和你玩玩呗,「回心转意」,接得上吗?", "target": "意转心回" }, { "source": "发生了什么", "target": "手肿了" }, { "source": "可怜的孩纸。下次可不能贪嘴了~", "target": "我饿了都不能吃" }, { "source": "我饿了都不能吃", "target": "我在吃汉堡要不要分你一口" }, { "source": "初恋?", "target": "就问问你,我也不清楚" }, { "source": "就问问你,我也不清楚", "target": "现在在闹矛盾呢,气气的" }, { "source": "这次呆的挺长的啊。", "target": "你不好好睡觉" }, { "source": "啥时候给我做饭吃", "target": "我男盆友说这周去海鲜市场买鱼和虾,你可以过来吃哇~但是我下午要去上课,单独留你两在家是不是不太好" }, { "source": "我喜欢这话,超喜欢。", "target": "我真的信" }, { "source": "怎么感觉地球有危险?", "target": "我们不是在拯救地球吗" }, { "source": "我们不是在拯救地球吗", "target": "找到了,挺好玩的" }, { "source": "找到了,挺好玩的", "target": "哈哈哈你也改啦圣诞快乐~~``" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你也改啦圣诞快乐~~``", "target": "圣诞快乐,改了,咋样" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐,改了,咋样", "target": "你那个是什么人物啊" }, { "source": "一股春风的问候,春暖花会开", "target": "你再不来,夏天就来了晚安阿龙" }, { "source": "你再不来,夏天就来了晚安阿龙", "target": "好饭不怕晚晚安好梦" }, { "source": "一定要看英语版,国语版的配音真的有些违和", "target": "英语版有鹿晗声音吗" }, { "source": "还有不二臣!白羊!心仪!", "target": "好可怕" }, { "source": "好可怕", "target": "好听内" }, { "source": "你懂这个点看你吃是什么心情吧很难受", "target": "我又饿了" }, { "source": "回家了?啥时候回来嘛、我快回北京鸟", "target": "什么时候回北京" }, { "source": "我是学了一夜,笔没水了,所以你聪明,长了一嘴牙", "target": "怎么从你嘴里总能感觉到满嘴的讽刺和不正经?" }, { "source": "机票+志愿者费用至少要3000+,存钱吧", "target": "3000够吗" }, { "source": "3000够吗", "target": "写错了,30000" }, { "source": "新年快乐啊哥", "target": "老弟你也是哦" }, { "source": "老弟你也是哦", "target": "你老弟我在这里,还算过的可以吧" }, { "source": "我会说你at我又没收到", "target": "到现在了我都还想吃粽子" }, { "source": "到现在了我都还想吃粽子", "target": "好好吃嘛真是" }, { "source": "好好吃嘛真是", "target": "你知道的我超爱糯米类的东西啊" }, { "source": "你知道的我超爱糯米类的东西啊", "target": "糯米妹子" }, { "source": "糯米妹子", "target": "快给我送点来吧" }, { "source": "随手拍的一张确实好好看,咱家老板就是不一样啦花花到了就惊喜到我们了,最美的一篮哦!", "target": "不愧是大师" }, { "source": "不愧是大师", "target": "大师都是不轻易露手的" }, { "source": "你是小仙女", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我马上到广播站送东西~", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "今天为了你流了两行泪……", "target": "为什么呀" }, { "source": "为什么呀", "target": "没事,感触很多" }, { "source": "没事,感触很多", "target": "哈哈哈好吧我留在回忆里祝福你们" }, { "source": "我不能发图,好气,不过你是真的皮", "target": "一个很皮的精致女孩" }, { "source": "一个很皮的精致女孩", "target": "666,关注了" }, { "source": "你说你到底啥时候回北京啊???", "target": "一直在八达岭…算回北京吗" }, { "source": "已经看到结果了,淡淡的定下来了,希望所有的元气都在你的身上满满当当~", "target": "你刚用手机看的吗,我觉得好对不起你~" }, { "source": "你刚用手机看的吗,我觉得好对不起你~", "target": "你对不起我啥了?放心,都不会影响我今晚睡觉。" }, { "source": "你对不起我啥了?放心,都不会影响我今晚睡觉。", "target": "让你失眠啊,都这点儿了还没睡那还能咋影响啊~" }, { "source": "让你失眠啊,都这点儿了还没睡那还能咋影响啊~", "target": "我每天几点睡你不知道哇,问下某蕾可以说明一切。安啦,你别因为让我知道一个我早应该知道的结果纠结到失眠吧。。" }, { "source": "我每天几点睡你不知道哇,问下某蕾可以说明一切。安啦,你别因为让我知道一个我早应该知道的结果纠结到失眠吧。。", "target": "唉,再小小的失眠一会儿,还是躺着去,明天还要面试呢~你也把手机关了闭上眼睛,培养一下睡意吧~" }, { "source": "小花你要减肥,减肥!", "target": "为什么要减肥啊,她很标准。" }, { "source": "为什么要减肥啊,她很标准。", "target": "为了让镜头更美,为了在美好的年纪不留遗憾" }, { "source": "带着现金总归不好!", "target": "抢钱杀了他!!" }, { "source": "抢钱杀了他!!", "target": "你就拉倒吧,抢钱就交了,女人在力量上跟男人有很大的区别,最好别抵抗!" }, { "source": "你就拉倒吧,抢钱就交了,女人在力量上跟男人有很大的区别,最好别抵抗!", "target": "多哈应该不会有抢钱的吧太夸张了" }, { "source": "去北京啦?", "target": "木有木有上海~" }, { "source": "别马克了,已经被稳稳超过了,你还得瑟啥", "target": "瞎说什么大实话!" }, { "source": "你又要长腹肌了", "target": "更容易长腿" }, { "source": "瞎玩儿就是放肆", "target": "但工作就是克制" }, { "source": "但工作就是克制", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "你毕业了", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "这大小能吃猫粮了,其实蛮好养", "target": "昨天折腾到后半夜,才看见他老人家吃东西。今儿早上看见他喝水,这才放心些。" }, { "source": "昨天折腾到后半夜,才看见他老人家吃东西。今儿早上看见他喝水,这才放心些。", "target": "洗澡,除跳蚤先做好。教上厕所第二,喂粮最简单,这么大小该吃总会吃。" }, { "source": "没事儿来纽约找我玩儿", "target": "你现在去纽约上学了么?" }, { "source": "你现在去纽约上学了么?", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "最近脑子不太好使", "target": "你都干啥啦,脑子不好使了" }, { "source": "你都干啥啦,脑子不好使了", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "不知道", "target": "因为工作吧,还有毕业的迷茫期" }, { "source": "因为工作吧,还有毕业的迷茫期", "target": "应该是的" }, { "source": "应该是的", "target": "工作有着落就好说了" }, { "source": "工作有着落就好说了", "target": "嗯对" }, { "source": "恭喜颖儿,小孩的名字想好了吗?可需要老衲来给些拙见?", "target": "恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "同居那段甜炸", "target": "是是是,疯狂点头" }, { "source": "你要出国。?", "target": "是的出去读硕士" }, { "source": "是的出去读硕士", "target": "大四毕业去?你自己不想去啊?" }, { "source": "恩看到了很多细节", "target": "哪有啊!那是牛仔裤和袜子!" }, { "source": "太亮了,倒数第二张。", "target": "其实我长这样" }, { "source": "行书!你应该是楷书吧!", "target": "你真了解我" }, { "source": "你真了解我", "target": "没性格" }, { "source": "好烦,好像到了巴黎还看不了谈判官想哭大结局难道追不到吗??街舞反正随时都能看,好难受不能看大结局的话不要安慰我没用再见", "target": "不要烦烦什么总之我爱你我是你的眼我帮你看哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "大麦现在有票又出了一些票务也突然有了些特价票", "target": "我收到了短信,但是点进去也没了" }, { "source": "你的课肯定没人逃吧", "target": "高中生不逃课啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "高中生不逃课啊哈哈哈", "target": "开玩笑的吧,我是上过高中的人" }, { "source": "开玩笑的吧,我是上过高中的人", "target": "我的学生都不逃课" }, { "source": "下次做好保护措施以免伤了皮肤~", "target": "知道啦" }, { "source": "请假去干嘛", "target": "去厦门" }, { "source": "去厦门", "target": "…好地方!几天啊?" }, { "source": "…好地方!几天啊?", "target": "你还在养伤啊?" }, { "source": "你还在养伤啊?", "target": "被迫放假。。。一星期那么多啊!" }, { "source": "被迫放假。。。一星期那么多啊!", "target": "那有没有出去玩啊" }, { "source": "那有没有出去玩啊", "target": "脚都还没好,就昨天去了下澳门…" }, { "source": "小王同志", "target": "干嘛呀" }, { "source": "干嘛呀", "target": "打招呼" }, { "source": "泡汤了啊!!!我在丹东了,想你啦~~~", "target": "我才看见九妹之恩啊哈哈,真搞,哈哈哈哈哈哈,我也想你了,想和你一起唱歌去,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我才看见九妹之恩啊哈哈,真搞,哈哈哈哈哈哈,我也想你了,想和你一起唱歌去,哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈,我比完赛啦,开始整工作室喽,回来玩吧,吼吼" }, { "source": "为什么你要去彭瑞利啊!", "target": "为什么你知道的啊!" }, { "source": "为什么你知道的啊!", "target": "我一直都有关注你的动向的啊!" }, { "source": "有好看的小说推荐吗?留着寒假看,哈哈哈哈", "target": "你想看什么类型的啊?" }, { "source": "你还不回来??", "target": "木有哎哈哈咋啦想我啦?" }, { "source": "我野快到北京了", "target": "额…" }, { "source": "额…", "target": "来接我吗" }, { "source": "老板娘在等你", "target": "下午不想上班,回家好吃的晚饭" }, { "source": "下午不想上班,回家好吃的晚饭", "target": "你的工作好轻松,周末放假也就算了,平时还这么自由!" }, { "source": "你的工作好轻松,周末放假也就算了,平时还这么自由!", "target": "等我被开除的那天你就能理解这一切了……" }, { "source": "等我被开除的那天你就能理解这一切了……", "target": "你真的是回去吃好吃?" }, { "source": "你回家啦", "target": "是的哦~" }, { "source": "是的哦~", "target": "哎呦喂,好羡慕,新年快乐哟" }, { "source": "哎呦喂,好羡慕,新年快乐哟", "target": "新年快乐,哈哈,预祝你买票成功" }, { "source": "新年快乐,哈哈,预祝你买票成功", "target": "哎,没成功啊,好难买,我连坐票都没看见,一分钟不到无座都没了" }, { "source": "哎,没成功啊,好难买,我连坐票都没看见,一分钟不到无座都没了", "target": "我也没买到,今天好几个人一起帮忙的!" }, { "source": "迪拜没土豪要你吗?", "target": "难有在水东了,下来玩咯" }, { "source": "第一次看到有女的在追权力的游戏", "target": "我看到眼睛都快炸了" }, { "source": "东风什么", "target": "我也没看清," }, { "source": "师父,龙天祯祥!身体健康", "target": "安康" }, { "source": "国外的灶火是不是跟国内的不一样?", "target": "没有明火啊呀" }, { "source": "………羡慕你不胖啊…", "target": "可我矮阿" }, { "source": "可我矮阿", "target": "……我特别容易胖体制!本来就胖,特别痛苦" }, { "source": "我也想化这种妆。。好奇会是什么样的", "target": "等有机会给你画一个,哈哈" }, { "source": "好感性的胖洋", "target": "很爱小动物" }, { "source": "很爱小动物", "target": "我也是小动物" }, { "source": "我也是小动物", "target": "哈哈,那也爱你" }, { "source": "哈哈,那也爱你", "target": "感觉自己好不要脸哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "新·大清王朝", "target": "快去剪辫子" }, { "source": "有酒窝的女生不一般。的确", "target": "基本没有难得它愿意跑出来露个面" }, { "source": "基本没有难得它愿意跑出来露个面", "target": "它不就在你脸上吗?你肯赏脸,它就愿意见面了。" }, { "source": "它不就在你脸上吗?你肯赏脸,它就愿意见面了。", "target": "平常看不出来的。。有酒窝的有什么不一般啊说来听听" }, { "source": "平常看不出来的。。有酒窝的有什么不一般啊说来听听", "target": "有酒窝的人是少数的,尤其是女生。有酒窝的女生值得拥有。" }, { "source": "有酒窝的人是少数的,尤其是女生。有酒窝的女生值得拥有。", "target": "那我要把它搓明显一点哈哈" }, { "source": "跟我上一段感情一样我经常跑几十公里从城市这一端跑到另一端给她送一份她喜欢的早餐跟她一起出门不管是我们俩还是带着她的朋友永远都是我掏钱我给她买衣服向来一千往上她给我买的鞋全是假的一直认为只是她不会表达自己的感情", "target": "我跟你一毛一样,不同的是你已经脱离苦海,我还在挣扎,甚至和我约好大晚上开车100公里去接她回我们所在的城市,到了之后她一句朋友过生日不走了,我又开车回去了,因为第二天要上班,呵呵,永远只有给我要钱、需要车接送的时候才会想到我" }, { "source": "短发有没有觉得头发会显多……我在想要不要剪", "target": "真的特别多蓬起来" }, { "source": "假结婚就不能开结婚证一定不能开可是女人为什么要帮你呢?。。。。要么给对方钱。。。。", "target": "拉拉啊,互相帮助" }, { "source": "拉拉啊,互相帮助", "target": "我就没办法不太喜欢她们" }, { "source": "我就没办法不太喜欢她们", "target": "没办法,这几年都在谈拉拉" }, { "source": "没办法,这几年都在谈拉拉", "target": "我想如果是P还行,只是怕她会真的喜欢上我,哇哈哈。" }, { "source": "我想如果是P还行,只是怕她会真的喜欢上我,哇哈哈。", "target": "你有多自恋啊?哈哈" }, { "source": "买房子啊", "target": "恩。热到心碎。" }, { "source": "上次在水贝那里下的站,本来那天下午没事的某人不在", "target": "下次过来请你吃饭" }, { "source": "下次过来请你吃饭", "target": "吃饭的不要不能让你破费啊" }, { "source": "咦,我居然不知道我爱豆喜欢她!!", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "穿白裙子好美", "target": "这我都不好意思了" }, { "source": "我们这里好热", "target": "我这不热…凉快" }, { "source": "学长高数", "target": "我不一定有空呀要考会计上岗证了" }, { "source": "买彩票中一百万就好了就不用担心销量了", "target": "有一百万销量就不用愁了" }, { "source": "有一百万销量就不用愁了", "target": "明天过生日的我就打算到彩票店转转" }, { "source": "明天过生日的我就打算到彩票店转转", "target": "加油!祝你好运!!!!!!把我的运气也给你!!" }, { "source": "今天真的很冷啊……外面的猫猫怎么办啊……这些猫还好有你照顾、", "target": "你们那里好冷哦,零度了吧" }, { "source": "生日快乐,你最美", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "那个味道自从你转了后,我一点兴趣都没,哎,好好的店", "target": "诶。真是抱歉。" }, { "source": "瘦还可爱想撩", "target": "最近瘦了五斤哈哈哈哈哈每天巨开心" }, { "source": "你喜欢你来", "target": "你你想想啊,要是大太阳,你又得变黑,你看看去年多黑" }, { "source": "可是嘟宝是最好的小姨子", "target": "聊不起来了" }, { "source": "聊不起来了", "target": "但是千万别放过她" }, { "source": "睡觉睡觉", "target": "嗯~明天还要起早床出差" }, { "source": "嗯~明天还要起早床出差", "target": "睡吧" }, { "source": "周末好多人看电影哇!", "target": "我礼拜一去看" }, { "source": "我礼拜一去看", "target": "画皮?" }, { "source": "画皮?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "不好看你还看?" }, { "source": "不好看你还看?", "target": "诶陪她看呗" }, { "source": "诶陪她看呗", "target": "你要跟她说不好看哇" }, { "source": "你要跟她说不好看哇", "target": "她还是要看哇" }, { "source": "她还是要看哇", "target": "哎看了肯定后悔" }, { "source": "哎看了肯定后悔", "target": "我晓得演什么" }, { "source": "看漫天云卷云舒", "target": "蜀黍素文艺小青年" }, { "source": "蜀黍素文艺小青年", "target": "老青年了" }, { "source": "老青年了", "target": "小青年" }, { "source": "小青年", "target": "老了,蜀黍已经不年轻了" }, { "source": "老了,蜀黍已经不年轻了", "target": "蜀黍表装了噻" }, { "source": "又有石榴派啦?!", "target": "比去年的小好多没有跟你们一起吃好吃" }, { "source": "自己画的林更新,喜欢的赞一个", "target": "赞!" }, { "source": "同桌快来拯救我我从离家到现在五天瘦了七斤", "target": "虽然离家还是要好好吃饭哈哈哈等我去" }, { "source": "虽然离家还是要好好吃饭哈哈哈等我去", "target": "谁叫我过年重了十三斤" }, { "source": "谁叫我过年重了十三斤", "target": "我常年不称体重已经无所谓" }, { "source": "我常年不称体重已经无所谓", "target": "本来就瘦的家伙" }, { "source": "本来就瘦的家伙", "target": "脸肥" }, { "source": "睡够了就可以起来嗨!", "target": "等我睡醒晚上一起嗨" }, { "source": "等我睡醒晚上一起嗨", "target": "好快睡吧" }, { "source": "潘多拉可以买给我", "target": "好好审题我对象" }, { "source": "小凯的一个背影杀到我了快,帮我拿点纸止一下鼻血", "target": "使劲捞" }, { "source": "好好吃饭,好好睡觉,来,我哄你", "target": "是你是你梦见的就是你" }, { "source": "扶朕起来,朕还能学~", "target": "朕去洗漱了" }, { "source": "朕去洗漱了", "target": "你才醒嘛!" }, { "source": "我们这边好多不要命的初中生..", "target": "哎。哈哈。说明咱是老人家。不适宜他们那种追求速度不要命的生活方式。" }, { "source": "哎。哈哈。说明咱是老人家。不适宜他们那种追求速度不要命的生活方式。", "target": "只能说懂事了就会怕,不再拿生命开玩笑.." }, { "source": "只能说懂事了就会怕,不再拿生命开玩笑..", "target": "恩呢。不过我小时候也喜欢过那种街头男生,玩街球街舞嘿泡那种。但是对于机车我一直都保守。惜命。哈哈" }, { "source": "恩呢。不过我小时候也喜欢过那种街头男生,玩街球街舞嘿泡那种。但是对于机车我一直都保守。惜命。哈哈", "target": "我小时候是玩命那种哩,哈哈" }, { "source": "我小时候是玩命那种哩,哈哈", "target": "哈哈。原来大家都有那种小时候。哈哈哈哈哈。反正你现在健康长大了步入正轨了。也不容易呀" }, { "source": "哈哈。原来大家都有那种小时候。哈哈哈哈哈。反正你现在健康长大了步入正轨了。也不容易呀", "target": "正式出轨中啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "正式出轨中啊,哈哈", "target": "哎哟喂。这速度进行的快。都出轨了开始。哈哈" }, { "source": "放大缩小再放大都没找到瑕疵好干净的一张脸好清澈的笑", "target": "耳朵上有痦子" }, { "source": "你的快乐是?", "target": "一切皆快乐" }, { "source": "一切皆快乐", "target": "好心态。" }, { "source": "好心态。", "target": "那必须的" }, { "source": "赞我瘦20斤", "target": "我要瘦20斤!" }, { "source": "缅因猫钓鱼····", "target": "我也买了这幅" }, { "source": "我也买了这幅", "target": "很漂亮" }, { "source": "明明可以选得分更高的啊,比如舞蹈书法音乐乐器之类的,我千怎么选了个美术,醉了", "target": "美术是他的爱好,所以就考了" }, { "source": "你都要回来了…他过去是为了接你们回来?", "target": "对,为了接我们回去" }, { "source": "四天没洗一点都不油啊羡慕~我现在感觉头油的不行得天天洗", "target": "从后面看超级油的哈哈,那你很勤劳啊,我每次洗完头都觉得好累啊哈哈" }, { "source": "从后面看超级油的哈哈,那你很勤劳啊,我每次洗完头都觉得好累啊哈哈", "target": "然而我并没有天天洗出门才洗" }, { "source": "然而我并没有天天洗出门才洗", "target": "以前我都是隔天洗现在都很随意了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "素颜也超级好看啊爱就一个字~可我想对你说好多次", "target": "喜欢,厉害你就上啊" }, { "source": "你气垫买了什么型号,我也想买", "target": "21,如果皮肤白的话可以买13号" }, { "source": "21,如果皮肤白的话可以买13号", "target": "13太白了,要买21" }, { "source": "13太白了,要买21", "target": "苏秘好还是雪花秀啊?" }, { "source": "苏秘好还是雪花秀啊?", "target": "看肤质,我不喜欢用呼吸,用雪花秀又有点油,所以用后" }, { "source": "看肤质,我不喜欢用呼吸,用雪花秀又有点油,所以用后", "target": "你不是买的雪花秀吗" }, { "source": "你不是买的雪花秀吗", "target": "买的雪花秀的气垫啊" }, { "source": "有,师姐好久没过生日了……羡慕", "target": "呵呵那慧姐是什么时候生日的吖??下次咱陪你一起过吖!!" }, { "source": "好喜欢拍立得啊,但是像我这种拍照总是闭眼的,简直耗不起相片纸", "target": "一直喜欢终于送我了~相纸只是泪啊那么贵" }, { "source": "一直喜欢终于送我了~相纸只是泪啊那么贵", "target": "哈哈,没事,让你家航哥买一沓给你备着" }, { "source": "哈哈,没事,让你家航哥买一沓给你备着", "target": "说笑了" }, { "source": "加班中", "target": "哈哈~我觉得我已经脱离了加班这件事了" }, { "source": "哈哈~我觉得我已经脱离了加班这件事了", "target": "为毛" }, { "source": "光棍节嘛,应景,没湿身吧?", "target": "在宿舍呐祝你节日快乐!年年有今日~" }, { "source": "在宿舍呐祝你节日快乐!年年有今日~", "target": "同乐。。。祝你岁岁有今朝" }, { "source": "同乐。。。祝你岁岁有今朝", "target": "谢谢。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "谢谢。哈哈哈", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我觉得LA好吃的肯定老多了", "target": "但是我住的我大村里离LA还得开车一小时" }, { "source": "但是我住的我大村里离LA还得开车一小时", "target": "自己做饭祝你吃胖除了我大家都要胖哈哈哈哈哈哈不过自己做饭吃的健康会瘦的" }, { "source": "自己做饭祝你吃胖除了我大家都要胖哈哈哈哈哈哈不过自己做饭吃的健康会瘦的", "target": "我一共学会了三道菜这腿伤了就全忘了" }, { "source": "我一共学会了三道菜这腿伤了就全忘了", "target": "会煮面就行" }, { "source": "想要我胖就给我多买点吃的", "target": "来惠州跟我吃。带你吃香喝辣" }, { "source": "来惠州跟我吃。带你吃香喝辣", "target": "来点实际的" }, { "source": "我是说忽然不知道要说什么是不善言辞", "target": "那就说情话好了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那就说情话好了哈哈哈", "target": "春天来了?" }, { "source": "春天来了?", "target": "我说你啊,你不是谈恋爱了吗?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我说你啊,你不是谈恋爱了吗?哈哈哈", "target": "刚刚前天和好" }, { "source": "刚刚前天和好", "target": "对啊,加油咯" }, { "source": "成天跟别的女人合影你也好意思!!!", "target": "又来。我们合照即将暴风雨般袭来。" }, { "source": "又来。我们合照即将暴风雨般袭来。", "target": "算了吧,我这么胖!!!" }, { "source": "呵呵,你都快变成粽子咯", "target": "冷藏的粽子" }, { "source": "冷藏的粽子", "target": "呵呵,可惜啊,这个粽子肉太少咯" }, { "source": "汉堡生日快乐~", "target": "谢谢你!" }, { "source": "今天周五咯", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "三个人吃四人套餐可以不?", "target": "哈哈哈可以的" }, { "source": "白色鞋子好看死了", "target": "买!小白鞋多好买、还百搭" }, { "source": "买!小白鞋多好买、还百搭", "target": "哪里买?" }, { "source": "减肥计划是泡汤了", "target": "减肥?白扯~" }, { "source": "玲儿", "target": "我可爱吗" }, { "source": "今晚,已经订好桌了要围观速来", "target": "啊啊啊啊请问是哪里呀" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊请问是哪里呀", "target": "鼓浪屿福建15号,晚上他们有三十个人,听说还有其他明星噢" }, { "source": "鼓浪屿福建15号,晚上他们有三十个人,听说还有其他明星噢", "target": "啊啊啊大概在哪里呀他们包场了的话,别人就不能进了吧……我要去鼓浪屿!!!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊大概在哪里呀他们包场了的话,别人就不能进了吧……我要去鼓浪屿!!!", "target": "福建路15到鼓浪屿问下就知道了,八点半后不接待客人" }, { "source": "福建路15到鼓浪屿问下就知道了,八点半后不接待客人", "target": "如果我成功见到宋旻浩,就请你吃饭" }, { "source": "如果我成功见到宋旻浩,就请你吃饭", "target": "听人这么说,希望吧" }, { "source": "听人这么说,希望吧", "target": "哈哈哈不骗你希望能看到" }, { "source": "哈哈哈不骗你希望能看到", "target": "那我见到了,在告诉你" }, { "source": "那我见到了,在告诉你", "target": "好的多谢" }, { "source": "长这么快,车都不够你坐了啊!", "target": "师傅你在哪,大师兄欺负人" }, { "source": "亲再哪个位置一只想找一家做套衣服", "target": "平洞工业园区电商大楼" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈是真的好好喝!北京都没啥好喝的奶茶,这个算很好喝的了!", "target": "宣城这个店主要生意不太好所以才发个哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "好想吃芋圆", "target": "回来带你吃" }, { "source": "回来带你吃", "target": "我一定瘦着回来" }, { "source": "一个披萨快餐店,整的多高端", "target": "人家是西餐厅,不是快餐" }, { "source": "人家是西餐厅,不是快餐", "target": "是啊,原来这么牛" }, { "source": "你不是去秦皇岛了吗", "target": "早回来了,6号再去" }, { "source": "点进我首页~~第二条快去看看~~很好看的", "target": "我读书少你别骗我" }, { "source": "我读书少你别骗我", "target": "真没骗你。它很好看的" }, { "source": "杨莽子在哪", "target": "啷个多他!" }, { "source": "大气", "target": "没你大气。" }, { "source": "这不就是空虚吗做点需要深度思考的事情,看书效果最好。", "target": "好主意马上买几本书回来看看" }, { "source": "好主意马上买几本书回来看看", "target": "到时候书单给我看看参考下。" }, { "source": "衣服好看,身材更好看。", "target": "小可爱早点睡噢" }, { "source": "我都已经放了一个半月的假了", "target": "你是自己给自己放假先逃了吧" }, { "source": "来这得瑟来了?", "target": "?你家" }, { "source": "瘦子", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "榴莲拿来" }, { "source": "榴莲拿来", "target": "没了" }, { "source": "没了", "target": "当水喝啊你" }, { "source": "当水喝啊你", "target": "我的最爱呀" }, { "source": "我的最爱呀", "target": "最爱也不能这么吃啊" }, { "source": "最爱也不能这么吃啊", "target": "还有奶奶也喜欢吃的" }, { "source": "还有奶奶也喜欢吃的", "target": "奶奶皮肤也好" }, { "source": "奶奶皮肤也好", "target": "你又不认识" }, { "source": "你又不认识", "target": "吃榴莲的皮肤都好" }, { "source": "吃榴莲的皮肤都好", "target": "确实" }, { "source": "确实", "target": "就说嘛,奶奶皮肤好吧" }, { "source": "就说嘛,奶奶皮肤好吧", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "嘎嘎" }, { "source": "嘎嘎", "target": "工作不忙吗?" }, { "source": "工作不忙吗?", "target": "忙勒,我做事见人去" }, { "source": "忙勒,我做事见人去", "target": "注意劳逸结合" }, { "source": "注意劳逸结合", "target": "谢谢,你也休息会儿吧" }, { "source": "谢谢,你也休息会儿吧", "target": "嗯,谢谢" }, { "source": "嗯,谢谢", "target": "吃饭了?" }, { "source": "今天过得挺充实啊你", "target": "确实啊马上上班啦" }, { "source": "哼奋斗里的米莱~已有10年光景了吧", "target": "太感慨了" }, { "source": "美妆美妆,我爱美妆", "target": "附议附议,我也爱" }, { "source": "右下角那个不会是臭鳜鱼吧?", "target": "应了你的景。" }, { "source": "应了你的景。", "target": "好吃不?" }, { "source": "你的头像让我觉得我是在和一个哪咤聊天", "target": "哪咤是这种发型吗已经好几个人嫌弃这个头像了" }, { "source": "哪咤是这种发型吗已经好几个人嫌弃这个头像了", "target": "扎两个冲天揪" }, { "source": "好熟悉的包包带子啊", "target": "每次都能被回复,我了个去" }, { "source": "每次都能被回复,我了个去", "target": "被回复什么的,还没遇到过!" }, { "source": "被回复什么的,还没遇到过!", "target": "小闵被含韵回复了" }, { "source": "小闵被含韵回复了", "target": "我已经不止一次看到过了。真是幸运的孩子。" }, { "source": "我已经不止一次看到过了。真是幸运的孩子。", "target": "太幸运了,不知道上辈子都做了什么" }, { "source": "太幸运了,不知道上辈子都做了什么", "target": "大概,她们俩是好朋友吧。" }, { "source": "大概,她们俩是好朋友吧。", "target": "嗯嗯,咱们都是好朋友" }, { "source": "脸呢我不要看胸", "target": "第一张就是脸呐!" }, { "source": "第一张就是脸呐!", "target": "你属猫" }, { "source": "这是体检完了", "target": "自费体检吗?哈哈" }, { "source": "自费体检吗?哈哈", "target": "拿着大刀去费用肯定省了" }, { "source": "腊汁肉,稠酒,岐山臊子,油泼辣子,石子馍,琼锅糖,水晶饼,富平柿子饼,,,,,", "target": "油泼辣子买什么牌子呢?" }, { "source": "油泼辣子买什么牌子呢?", "target": "这个没牌子" }, { "source": "哥生日快乐。愿生活不必这么艰难,我们都会快乐幸福。", "target": "只有你还记得,自打我毕业就不顺,不想说太多,词穷了" }, { "source": "只有你还记得,自打我毕业就不顺,不想说太多,词穷了", "target": "别那么灰心呐,肯定会柳暗花明的。" }, { "source": "好了知道你穿粉色袜子了", "target": "哈哈哈本来我也这么认为直到我点开了大图才知道是灯光的锅" }, { "source": "哈哈哈本来我也这么认为直到我点开了大图才知道是灯光的锅", "target": "我去看看" }, { "source": "为什么不吃碳水化合物阿", "target": "旧石器食谱哇三天瘦一斤半" }, { "source": "旧石器食谱哇三天瘦一斤半", "target": "确定瘦的不是水分而是脂肪?" }, { "source": "你最酷你最酷你最酷", "target": "当然啦" }, { "source": "不就压个单黄线么,不要说2会车了。就我那小车,越个双黄,逆个反向,走个公交道,上个行人道都是很正常的事。", "target": "说明你有当代表的潜质" }, { "source": "不开心,压抑,不想活,我撑不下去了", "target": "加油,虽然是陌生人,但能理解你的感受,尤其是在这孤独的夜晚" }, { "source": "我外婆家也有好漂漂的花花", "target": "这叫什么花?" }, { "source": "碧瑶,你冷不。。", "target": "你猜我怎么穿的。。" }, { "source": "你猜我怎么穿的。。", "target": "穿秋裤?" }, { "source": "现在长啥样", "target": "虎头虎脑的,喜欢么" }, { "source": "劳资去年买的六娃邮过来到现在还没找到呢。", "target": "可能就在你身边" }, { "source": "你老弟好可爱啊", "target": "这张照片是3年前拍的" }, { "source": "这张照片是3年前拍的", "target": "那你弟还是三年前可爱点" }, { "source": "子柒你看到它们的小眼神了吗?那是挑事的眼神", "target": "子柒这个古宅是在哪儿?好美啊" }, { "source": "子柒这个古宅是在哪儿?好美啊", "target": "四川,绵阳," }, { "source": "四川,绵阳,", "target": "太美了,有机会一定去旅游" }, { "source": "娜娜也很瘦就是有点腿短而已", "target": "你家住哪儿" }, { "source": "你家住哪儿", "target": "你最瘦了腿最长了" }, { "source": "你成为了有内涵的人。", "target": "这叫愚蠢..." }, { "source": "你有没有男朋友", "target": "妈妈说小冰才16岁不能早恋" }, { "source": "妈妈说小冰才16岁不能早恋", "target": "几岁能谈?" }, { "source": "柱哥,你咋这么丑呀~人家还是喜欢王美柱哟~柱哥你看,是不是愤怒中又夹杂着对我浓浓不舍的宠爱呢调皮~你不要回我,因为我会在几十年再来回复你", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你好可爱" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你好可爱", "target": "好吧我忍不住了,现在就回复你了。柱哥,最后那个动作很帅哟" }, { "source": "啊!长岛冰茶的后劲儿太大了", "target": "我现在还没去上班" }, { "source": "我现在还没去上班", "target": "我也还在床上躺着" }, { "source": "在听歌", "target": "听谁的歌" }, { "source": "加了个油!赶紧睡吧", "target": "不想睡……早就困了,但是一想到明天一起来就考试……我……" }, { "source": "不想睡……早就困了,但是一想到明天一起来就考试……我……", "target": "睡饱了要考睁眼到天亮也要考那还不如睡饱了" }, { "source": "睡饱了要考睁眼到天亮也要考那还不如睡饱了", "target": "唉,难逃一劫!为了我的报名费必须得去" }, { "source": "是不是现在随便建一个队就是职业队?", "target": "t1战队,你知道是啥意思嘛?" }, { "source": "老头,这些是意外,不是你的问题,你就纠结了好么?至于那件事情...你在打算说出的时候应该就会想到她们会有这样的反应吧?是不是?她们是选择留下还是离开是她们的选择,我们还是会一如既往的陪着你!陪着你一直到老...", "target": "他的那话是什么意思啊" }, { "source": "你居然可以做到一天只吃四包!佩服!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈今天只吃了三包是不是更棒" }, { "source": "你是又胖了吗", "target": "请不要评价我的肉!" }, { "source": "请不要评价我的肉!", "target": "你现在在哪里?还在新浦?" }, { "source": "你现在在哪里?还在新浦?", "target": "是呀,要不然嘞,为了生活不容易呀" }, { "source": "是呀,要不然嘞,为了生活不容易呀", "target": "好吧,我以为你在贵阳耶。我8号回贵阳还说让你来接我耶" }, { "source": "好吧,我以为你在贵阳耶。我8号回贵阳还说让你来接我耶", "target": "你坐飞机回来?几点的飞机,我可以叫聂春森接你" }, { "source": "你坐飞机回来?几点的飞机,我可以叫聂春森接你", "target": "不用了,你都不在贵阳。我到时候直接回遵义吧" }, { "source": "所以作为一个集美貌和才华一身的仙女,我决定原谅你", "target": "谢谢仙女姐姐" }, { "source": "谢谢仙女姐姐", "target": "别客气,仙女嘛" }, { "source": "别客气,仙女嘛", "target": "仙女姐姐,下周六的六级咋办" }, { "source": "仙女姐姐,下周六的六级咋办", "target": "哎,告诉一件恐怖的事情,我对着字幕都不能作对听力题" }, { "source": "哎,告诉一件恐怖的事情,我对着字幕都不能作对听力题", "target": "妈呀,跟我一样哎,我把听力当阅读都吃力!" }, { "source": "妈呀,跟我一样哎,我把听力当阅读都吃力!", "target": "你阅读情况如何" }, { "source": "想想快下班了吧,,忙了三天,,来问好,,", "target": "谢谢格格,晚上好,妮妮这周期末考试了吧?祝优秀" }, { "source": "谢谢格格,晚上好,妮妮这周期末考试了吧?祝优秀", "target": "谢,早,想想" }, { "source": "昨晚欢乐喜剧人的半决赛真的超级精彩,特别是汤晶媚的这个给了我很大的印象", "target": "全能啊,喜剧也不错,可以发展的" }, { "source": "表白喜欢了好久的小哥哥成功虽然我现在还是不敢表白", "target": "电话发我,我帮你" }, { "source": "电话发我,我帮你", "target": "不不不不敢" }, { "source": "不不不不敢", "target": "怕什么。我最喜欢乐于助人;" }, { "source": "怕什么。我最喜欢乐于助人;", "target": "不不不还没想好怎么表白不突兀" }, { "source": "不不不还没想好怎么表白不突兀", "target": "一定要表白,,记住。即使失败了,也没关系,立马洒脱。" }, { "source": "一定要表白,,记住。即使失败了,也没关系,立马洒脱。", "target": "我真的去表白了然后现在很后悔" }, { "source": "女人的天下!嗨皮来咯!", "target": "必须嗨皮,新年第二场,必须嗨起来" }, { "source": "必须嗨皮,新年第二场,必须嗨起来", "target": "嗨过头了糗大了" }, { "source": "欢迎友友常来做客请你吃水果", "target": "真的吗,一定来" }, { "source": "今年暑假等于没有、一直要上课准备考试然后明年暑假还不知道要去哪里的未知的哀愁~", "target": "等你司法考试过了,你想去哪里都不成问题了!" }, { "source": "等你司法考试过了,你想去哪里都不成问题了!", "target": "嗯……要睡了、晚安哦~一切都会好起来的" }, { "source": "我们浙江的小朋友还没考完", "target": "考完啦!" }, { "source": "快来", "target": "你暑假什么时候放假?" }, { "source": "你暑假什么时候放假?", "target": "好像真是七月中" }, { "source": "十天鸡腿完后开始宇宙就反弹了", "target": "我也是刚开始宇宙,前三天胖了三斤,但是这几天晚上不吃晚饭,不吃面食,体重又开始下降了,你也可以试试。" }, { "source": "我也是刚开始宇宙,前三天胖了三斤,但是这几天晚上不吃晚饭,不吃面食,体重又开始下降了,你也可以试试。", "target": "这几天水喝多了" }, { "source": "这几天水喝多了", "target": "我也是,就是喝水喝多了,吃水果吃多了,但是后面几天就好多了,最好在结合运动什么的。" }, { "source": "你好!你谁???", "target": "伦桑的替身." }, { "source": "伦桑的替身.", "target": "又皮了" }, { "source": "羡慕你有了福", "target": "收了三次福,加起来一块钱都没有" }, { "source": "收了三次福,加起来一块钱都没有", "target": "……竟然这样……" }, { "source": "……竟然这样……", "target": "真是无语" }, { "source": "谨庠序之教,申之以孝悌之义", "target": "这是十级水平~~你看我像中文系一年级生吗" }, { "source": "灏明,你是最好的,最努力,最认真,最棒的,因为这样我被你吸引了,我真想不到到了我现在这个年龄了还追星,因为你太吸引我了,还有你是广州的,我真想不到你普通话那么好加油加油加油。。。", "target": "我也好奇他普通话怎么那么好,一点也看不出来是广式普通话" }, { "source": "我也好奇他普通话怎么那么好,一点也看不出来是广式普通话", "target": "亲,灏明的普通话很可爱呢。" }, { "source": "亲,灏明的普通话很可爱呢。", "target": "哈哈,,,那是当然的咧" }, { "source": "有喜欢的,工作才有动力", "target": "不能越矩哈哈" }, { "source": "不能越矩哈哈", "target": "没睡醒还在那里犯花痴" }, { "source": "没睡醒还在那里犯花痴", "target": "你又知道我在花痴什么" }, { "source": "你又知道我在花痴什么", "target": "不知道啊,只需要知道你在花痴就好" }, { "source": "不知道啊,只需要知道你在花痴就好", "target": "继续英文稿" }, { "source": "刚刚吃完烧烤", "target": "没有吃够想吃蹄花儿" }, { "source": "没有吃够想吃蹄花儿", "target": "哇你会长胖胖的!" }, { "source": "你的生活好精彩", "target": "咋精彩啦?" }, { "source": "咋精彩啦?", "target": "女团好开心" }, { "source": "女团好开心", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "各个群里喊人了。没人应我。", "target": "你有的群我都没有" }, { "source": "你有的群我都没有", "target": "啊哈哈哈,因为我的群是八卦的群啊。" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈,因为我的群是八卦的群啊。", "target": "哪个八卦群热闹,也给我拉进去" }, { "source": "哪个八卦群热闹,也给我拉进去", "target": "我不是群主,等我问问群主啊。" }, { "source": "我不是群主,等我问问群主啊。", "target": "还要群主同意才能进啊,比任务群还难进" }, { "source": "还要群主同意才能进啊,比任务群还难进", "target": "不难的,群主就是开个群聊八卦的,是汉堡。" }, { "source": "不难的,群主就是开个群聊八卦的,是汉堡。", "target": "现在18760,我顶到18800去做饭" }, { "source": "现在18760,我顶到18800去做饭", "target": "好的。今天准备吃什么啊?" }, { "source": "好的。今天准备吃什么啊?", "target": "家里就剩我一个人了,我现在也不知道要吃什么" }, { "source": "家里就剩我一个人了,我现在也不知道要吃什么", "target": "泡面" }, { "source": "泡面", "target": "哈哈哈,好主意,正好前两天我爸刚买了一箱泡面" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,好主意,正好前两天我爸刚买了一箱泡面", "target": "我不知道吃什么,又懒着弄,就吃泡面" }, { "source": "我不知道吃什么,又懒着弄,就吃泡面", "target": "不过我在学校的时候,因为周末懒得下楼买饭,所以都是吃泡面" }, { "source": "不过我在学校的时候,因为周末懒得下楼买饭,所以都是吃泡面", "target": "这点和我一样" }, { "source": "帽子控你好", "target": "噗…这已经不是秘密了" }, { "source": "又醒了", "target": "起来等你直播" }, { "source": "刚游完水", "target": "我也想游了、" }, { "source": "我也想游了、", "target": "下次你得闲拉…去越秀公园游" }, { "source": "幸福那么不容易,不能在一起为什么还要在一起,有心的人才会这么浪漫吧!", "target": "好了一年多了,要说两人不动情那是骗人的,可两人在一起不是只有爱就可以的" }, { "source": "好了一年多了,要说两人不动情那是骗人的,可两人在一起不是只有爱就可以的", "target": "这是长大必须面对的嘛,相爱却不能在一起。太多现实的东西要考虑嘛?那在这个年代有真爱不是相当可贵嘛?" }, { "source": "这是长大必须面对的嘛,相爱却不能在一起。太多现实的东西要考虑嘛?那在这个年代有真爱不是相当可贵嘛?", "target": "是啊黄金诚可贵,爱情价更高....." }, { "source": "晚安!", "target": "真早啊你哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "说到点了,删除了他所有信息,哪怕他打飞的过来出现在我眼前,我就会马上跟他复合了,可是他已经两个多星期没出现了,我还要等么?我天秤,他金牛。", "target": "等什么?该干嘛干嘛去" }, { "source": "等什么?该干嘛干嘛去", "target": "谢谢回复…的确该干嘛干嘛周围的同事装作没有分手~让自己忙点好" }, { "source": "统一", "target": "不想知道" }, { "source": "82忘忧堡可否", "target": "可以啊!" }, { "source": "我明天去看看环境,差不多就行,我没什么贵重物品,找个遮风避雨的地方过一夜就行", "target": "多钱啊,那边也不便宜啊,你还不如团购找个酒店呢" }, { "source": "多钱啊,那边也不便宜啊,你还不如团购找个酒店呢", "target": "我是要月租公寓,58上一个月可以月付,200多点" }, { "source": "木有坐位'才是王道", "target": "是呀,你那边什么情况?" }, { "source": "你要带走我的红梅?", "target": "什么叫你的红梅~~你们都是我的!" }, { "source": "什么叫你的红梅~~你们都是我的!", "target": "勉强是咯" }, { "source": "勉强是咯", "target": "她国庆回会住我们家,包吃包住哦亲~" }, { "source": "我喜欢杜兰特,虽然杜兰特和威少情商都不高", "target": "什么叫情商不高?" }, { "source": "我秒删了一个回复你发现没?那我不厌其烦的重复一下好了礼物呢?凭我们的交情你不以礼物来祝福我简直难以服众!", "target": "那我的礼物呢!!!!你不送我一栋豪宅简直对不起我对你的一往情深!!!!!!" }, { "source": "于是主动去找妹子聊天……果然好心情要自己主动去找", "target": "找谁北航女神嘛" }, { "source": "您是真闲", "target": "你才真闲" }, { "source": "“第一次”大亮啊,", "target": "不用质疑无需引号" }, { "source": "不用质疑无需引号", "target": "妹纸口味够重啊," }, { "source": "盗版我的方法,,B4你!!严重B4你!!", "target": "只是欺负该欺负的人啦" }, { "source": "早上好,新的一天。", "target": "坚持住" }, { "source": "你在威胁77好卑鄙", "target": "谁威胁七七!!" }, { "source": "注意身体", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "能回复超级话题的你是第一人", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "为啥", "target": "没有为啥啊,没人这么无聊去回复一个自动回复" }, { "source": "没有为啥啊,没人这么无聊去回复一个自动回复", "target": "我很无聊吗" }, { "source": "哎呀大宝贝好久没看到你了想死我了", "target": "你的大宝贝刚刚经历了一段非人般的痛苦生活,现在又可以出去浪了" }, { "source": "你的大宝贝刚刚经历了一段非人般的痛苦生活,现在又可以出去浪了", "target": "十点多你不睡吗~" }, { "source": "十点多你不睡吗~", "target": "这不是想你想的睡不着吗" }, { "source": "傻乐情人节快乐!!", "target": "哈哈哈你也!!" }, { "source": "这豪宅天灰一点点住着也舒服啊。", "target": "你误会了,我住不起豪宅" }, { "source": "粉色海洋棒棒哒", "target": "好纳闷为何是粉色" }, { "source": "游泳好开心啊", "target": "肥杰跳水" }, { "source": "瘦的太成功", "target": "想瘦的没瘦" }, { "source": "想瘦的没瘦", "target": "腰细好多" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "企鹅怎么欺负你了?" }, { "source": "企鹅怎么欺负你了?", "target": "这还要我说?!" }, { "source": "这还要我说?!", "target": "他是你男朋友吗?" }, { "source": "他是你男朋友吗?", "target": "小冰才16岁呢,麻麻说不能早恋!" }, { "source": "小冰才16岁呢,麻麻说不能早恋!", "target": "遇到我你就可以了" }, { "source": "遇到我你就可以了", "target": "求问能帮忙么?" }, { "source": "求问能帮忙么?", "target": "可以,请说" }, { "source": "我原本以为生孩子最痛………看来我太天真了………做手术都没哭……我前几天喂一次奶哭一次………", "target": "麻麻真的好伟大啊。为了孩子我觉得再怎么痛苦都是值得的。加油加油。我的末日也马上到了" }, { "source": "麻麻真的好伟大啊。为了孩子我觉得再怎么痛苦都是值得的。加油加油。我的末日也马上到了", "target": "可你看着小家伙、心里真的说不出的成就感和满足感呢" }, { "source": "可你看着小家伙、心里真的说不出的成就感和满足感呢", "target": "啊好期待好期待" }, { "source": "你是想说没门禁我可能三天三夜都不睡觉咯?", "target": "反正是个祸害" }, { "source": "反正是个祸害", "target": "我可能现在会跑去楼顶淋雨" }, { "source": "我可能现在会跑去楼顶淋雨", "target": "你疯了吗" }, { "source": "你疯了吗", "target": "这时候你不应该问我出的去吗" }, { "source": "这时候你不应该问我出的去吗", "target": "噢你出的去吗" }, { "source": "噢你出的去吗", "target": "你这样就没意思了" }, { "source": "为啥还要再请假", "target": "因为之前只休了没请" }, { "source": "因为之前只休了没请", "target": "那再回家啊" }, { "source": "那再回家啊", "target": "上周的假" }, { "source": "孤独个屁你有美丽有劳资呢", "target": "一不注意你就开始煽情你怎么不对我煽情???" }, { "source": "一不注意你就开始煽情你怎么不对我煽情???", "target": "我怎么跟你煽情???你一直在嘴我???" }, { "source": "带妹让我掉分", "target": "我难过。带我吧。" }, { "source": "杰伦明天结婚", "target": "我后天考试!!!" }, { "source": "我后天考试!!!", "target": "赶紧考,我要去哭一场" }, { "source": "赶紧考,我要去哭一场", "target": "你能别成天卖蠢么" }, { "source": "你能别成天卖蠢么", "target": "好吧,你快回来" }, { "source": "想去找男朋友可是机票太贵了", "target": "我给你报销" }, { "source": "我应该快工作了再也不能潇洒了", "target": "我还没有工作也不知道啥时候能找到" }, { "source": "我还没有工作也不知道啥时候能找到", "target": "你不是找到了吗" }, { "source": "你不是找到了吗", "target": "木有,工资太坑爹,没去" }, { "source": "木有,工资太坑爹,没去", "target": "家呆着?" }, { "source": "家呆着?", "target": "来郑州了,继续找呗" }, { "source": "凡安兰你长胖了", "target": "这几张你都能看出来" }, { "source": "这几张你都能看出来", "target": "真是每逢佳节胖三斤啊" }, { "source": "真是每逢佳节胖三斤啊", "target": "我希望你也长了,哈哈" }, { "source": "谢谢你给我挡脸了", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "堵嘴有说到?", "target": "有歌迷问,萱说这是限制级不能说" }, { "source": "有歌迷问,萱说这是限制级不能说", "target": "我看到了" }, { "source": "我看到了", "target": "在哪一part?!" }, { "source": "这个领结好看的", "target": "因为是的呀!哇咔咔!" }, { "source": "你要考三中啊", "target": "是我弟26号要考试" }, { "source": "是我弟26号要考试", "target": "这样啊反正不难" }, { "source": "已买四妹,可我后悔了", "target": "+1" }, { "source": "要是下学期不用再每天都上到晚上10点我就买年票了", "target": "比赛基本都在周末啊" }, { "source": "比赛基本都在周末啊", "target": "问题是周末晚上开例会啊绝望的大学生活" }, { "source": "问题是周末晚上开例会啊绝望的大学生活", "target": "大学不是这样上的" }, { "source": "大学不是这样上的", "target": "我仿佛是假的大学生我妈都说怎么别人的大学都是做做饭逛逛街上上课啊你就天天没空周末回家吃饭都没空" }, { "source": "你再骂我", "target": "莫非你想咬我?" }, { "source": "三建向我招手。。", "target": "三建??" }, { "source": "大师玩的太嗨了", "target": "有点嗨过头了" }, { "source": "有点嗨过头了", "target": "嗯那,安全要紧" }, { "source": "一眼就看到市民中心", "target": "就你能" }, { "source": "就你能", "target": "哇咔咔,嘿嘿,毕竟是土生土长" }, { "source": "哇咔咔,嘿嘿,毕竟是土生土长", "target": "长哪去了?" }, { "source": "长哪去了?", "target": "凤翔" }, { "source": "脸盲症又犯了,感觉里面几个男生都长差不多啊", "target": "呃,里面有男生吗?我看就是一群女生啊" }, { "source": "呃,里面有男生吗?我看就是一群女生啊", "target": "你眼神咋了" }, { "source": "我心伤悲!!!!!!!!!!恁俩真随意!!!!!!", "target": "瞎说" }, { "source": "请多给我几拳,最近没钱不痛快,", "target": "那就得给你酒了" }, { "source": "那就得给你酒了", "target": "拿酒来,我有故事你有酒,绝配" }, { "source": "拿酒来,我有故事你有酒,绝配", "target": "有品味我欣赏" }, { "source": "有品味我欣赏", "target": "小编也蛮稀罕你哟。我们在一起吧,拒绝就是默认,答应就是承认。你选吧" }, { "source": "老公,我整", "target": "发现熟人哈哈" }, { "source": "发现熟人哈哈", "target": "谁都有冲动的时候" }, { "source": "就算真的是社会摇,张艺兴还是帅", "target": "超级喜欢" }, { "source": "贴吧有人向你示爱哦。", "target": "哈哈,有人告诉我了我还回了" }, { "source": "世外之身说得像是看破红尘", "target": "你刚知道,我就是看破了" }, { "source": "两周,邢台最后一个放假的学校,所谓放假比别的学校晚开学比别的学校早", "target": "26号放寒假" }, { "source": "26号放寒假", "target": "我们也是" }, { "source": "姐还长衣长裤呢", "target": "不是吧,超热的说,窒息般的热啊" }, { "source": "不是吧,超热的说,窒息般的热啊", "target": "没办法呀" }, { "source": "没办法呀", "target": "好热好热,人家要空调TAT" }, { "source": "好热好热,人家要空调TAT", "target": "会有的。" }, { "source": "团结是个好地方", "target": "啊,有条小春熙" }, { "source": "哇。亲你瘦了好多呀〜〜〜", "target": "我还年轻了+剃秃了有没有!!" }, { "source": "我还年轻了+剃秃了有没有!!", "target": "人家窥到的是你第三张图啦!脸好瘦好尖!!" }, { "source": "该来的总会来的未来···", "target": "…我们需要商讨哈" }, { "source": "去刀一局。缓解一下心情。", "target": "你除了玩游戏还知道什么" }, { "source": "跑步伤膝盖去游泳吧", "target": "我也听说是游泳好些" }, { "source": "不够红诱惑不到我", "target": "我这样就挂了……" }, { "source": "我这样就挂了……", "target": "战斗力太……" }, { "source": "潇吃了口觉得不好吃,我也觉得还行", "target": "香茅味遮盖了虾片应该有的鲜味,所以虾片还是原味好吃,你也买了?" }, { "source": "香茅味遮盖了虾片应该有的鲜味,所以虾片还是原味好吃,你也买了?", "target": "啊,上个月买的" }, { "source": "不得不想吐槽一哈分考得再高填好志愿是关键加油", "target": "哈哈好" }, { "source": "写完后键盘上有几个键都不太清晰了", "target": "你毕业论文?" }, { "source": "你毕业论文?", "target": "胡说我写完后明明是空格键磨亮了" }, { "source": "酒壑盛人的芊泽花,简直不要太好看", "target": "很好看,最爱明月" }, { "source": "终于有理由换手机了", "target": "没钱换" }, { "source": "亲爱的下午好", "target": "亲爱的,晚上好,我刚忙好啊" }, { "source": "亲爱的,晚上好,我刚忙好啊", "target": "歇会儿" }, { "source": "歇会儿", "target": "亲爱的,我吃好啦,不忙了你在忙什么呢" }, { "source": "亲爱的,我吃好啦,不忙了你在忙什么呢", "target": "我现在忙吃饭" }, { "source": "我现在忙吃饭", "target": "不会吧!亲爱的今天这么早啊" }, { "source": "不会吧!亲爱的今天这么早啊", "target": "晚饭还早啊" }, { "source": "晚饭还早啊", "target": "亲爱的,这是吃那顿啊" }, { "source": "你说这日子是有多艰苦啊", "target": "下雪咯哈!我们也想过冬天啊!" }, { "source": "下雪咯哈!我们也想过冬天啊!", "target": "昨天到今天经历了风沙雨雪雷雾,现在还大风大雪" }, { "source": "没有谁能够阻挡我爱你", "target": "这是哪集" }, { "source": "马这么颠外卖不都撒了吗?", "target": "叫的炒面和鸡尾酒,一路翻过去正正好。" }, { "source": "叫的炒面和鸡尾酒,一路翻过去正正好。", "target": "一百昏" }, { "source": "你咋不问你老师呢", "target": "不是早被开除学籍了么" }, { "source": "不是早被开除学籍了么", "target": "貌似是有人自己退学籍的" }, { "source": "貌似是有人自己退学籍的", "target": "那一定不是我本意!!" }, { "source": "那一定不是我本意!!", "target": "你说要不我还是不当你学生了吧~哦也!" }, { "source": "你说要不我还是不当你学生了吧~哦也!", "target": "哎。。你都没看见我给你问好么" }, { "source": "哎。。你都没看见我给你问好么", "target": "哪里。。。老师好忙" }, { "source": "哪里。。。老师好忙", "target": "忙着忽悠" }, { "source": "你的这个打码毫无诚意", "target": "凑合看吧" }, { "source": "豆豆现在在当什么老师哦", "target": "托班老师" }, { "source": "去哪里HIGH了?", "target": "关键是还真没有。。就跟床上翻来复去了" }, { "source": "关键是还真没有。。就跟床上翻来复去了", "target": "那就是有心事~`" }, { "source": "这是不也可以编刘海?回头给我也来一个", "target": "我努力" }, { "source": "奔驰太抠,也不学学奥迪弄几套防盗螺丝", "target": "成本呀~兄弟~车商精明着呢,能省就省," }, { "source": "帅道长这都是什么书呀", "target": "一套资治通鉴,杂了几本道经、佛经。" }, { "source": "你已经去上海啦~~", "target": "对呀~~今天刚来的~~累死我啦~~" }, { "source": "看FR24呀~来的是标准装的就不用跑去机场了", "target": "哈哈哈,其实是冲着C17去的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,其实是冲着C17去的", "target": "这个就不一样啦" }, { "source": "197会不会被歧视", "target": "怎么会,看我的简介加入" }, { "source": "我今天就刚刚才吃上一口热饭结果你却吃那么好", "target": "怪我怪我怪我" }, { "source": "嗯亲切秩序确实是我追崇的城市", "target": "下次有机会我们一起出去玩呗" }, { "source": "许一个愿望:希望这个星期能很快很快非常快的嗖地一下过去就好了", "target": "又发现一个你爱我的标记" }, { "source": "又发现一个你爱我的标记", "target": "我只是不愿意做那两个演讲好吗" }, { "source": "我只是不愿意做那两个演讲好吗", "target": "伤心心痛痛到无法呼吸" }, { "source": "师弟以为你想撩他故意更子", "target": "两个师弟,各见一次怎么撩" }, { "source": "两个师弟,各见一次怎么撩", "target": "一起撩" }, { "source": "周六不用洗脸刷牙了", "target": "不用那么早好吧" }, { "source": "趁我不在去哼西瓜的好吃?", "target": "西瓜的还行最爱梅煎的" }, { "source": "西瓜的还行最爱梅煎的", "target": "你唠叨的荔枝味呢" }, { "source": "双胞胎阿好好看", "target": "你也超好看啊!" }, { "source": "期待大湿杰作~", "target": "不是大湿,不会p片,肿么办?" }, { "source": "完全同意臭丫头说的可是你不要吼我哥", "target": "我就吼吼了" }, { "source": "我就吼吼了", "target": "不许不许不许" }, { "source": "不许不许不许", "target": "你说了不算" }, { "source": "能快递支小黄人雪糕来广州给我降降温吗?", "target": "您的小黄人奶油汤到了" }, { "source": "我喜欢梅菜扣肉", "target": "呃好的" }, { "source": "二水,红墈演唱会求你别再唱这歌了,总感觉你唱得一次不如一次好,观众听多了会腻的,还有二呆啥时候出来呀,她不会没来吧,难不成又压轴最后才出场,等着我心都凉了", "target": "哎哟这位大哥您就是纯来给二水和我们添堵让我们闹心的吧?您上次不是说不来了的么?你把我家二水弄得有多无语了她才会又忍不住回你一句了" }, { "source": "亲爱的,生活能做的就是不断往前,不要回头看,只要把今天做好,明天也会跟着改变,以后的生活也会越来越好的!", "target": "知道了" }, { "source": "到处都是情人节快把我烦炸了然后我跟我女朋友分手了我就是这么怪人", "target": "我跟男朋友也分手了" }, { "source": "我跟男朋友也分手了", "target": "分手快乐" }, { "source": "分手快乐", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "把自己当个人行不?我还没你那么闲没时间和你废话了拜拜", "target": "没关系我有的是时间,别走啊,跟你撕三天三夜都没问题" }, { "source": "没关系我有的是时间,别走啊,跟你撕三天三夜都没问题", "target": "我不好意思我很忙不像你那么有时间对你这种人不需要好话" }, { "source": "我不好意思我很忙不像你那么有时间对你这种人不需要好话", "target": "我没说过我是个好人啊?倒是你啊,说不过就是说不过,跑什么啊" }, { "source": "我想除夕那天去弄头发,你们放假吗?", "target": "那天我们会比较早结束营业" }, { "source": "那天我们会比较早结束营业", "target": "下午还营业不?我早点冲过去" }, { "source": "柒柒别再散发魅力了你这迷人的家伙", "target": "好想知道她这个村子在哪里,太美了,想去拍照" }, { "source": "谁能告诉我为什么要开花洒?", "target": "哈哈,我也有这样的疑问" }, { "source": "我还穿羽绒服", "target": "我们一个像夏天一个像冬天" }, { "source": "是谁?又不是我梦见你。再说梦见我就算了。还来个激吻。", "target": "所以我说梦到你没好事咯" }, { "source": "所以我说梦到你没好事咯", "target": "这叫坏事?那是不是在床上就是个好事儿了?" }, { "source": "这叫坏事?那是不是在床上就是个好事儿了?", "target": "贺呸、驾照拿到没?" }, { "source": "超市购入一瓶老干妈下着吃", "target": "老干妈不够辣。我觉得广州的周黑鸭都不辣" }, { "source": "老干妈不够辣。我觉得广州的周黑鸭都不辣", "target": "周黑鸭一直都是甜辣甜辣的" }, { "source": "周黑鸭一直都是甜辣甜辣的", "target": "完全满足不了我" }, { "source": "你这样说话,有没有想过你同事们的感受?", "target": "还可以这么想的吗!真没这么想过" }, { "source": "找鸭鸭?啥价格啊?", "target": "我这个是好早以前抢的特价,11点5还是多大,6千多还是多少,矮油具体的记不清了,反正自己加个小几千镶嵌,1万左右搞定吧。小鸭那不知有没?这个珠纸好像是和玉的小靖那来的" }, { "source": "我这个是好早以前抢的特价,11点5还是多大,6千多还是多少,矮油具体的记不清了,反正自己加个小几千镶嵌,1万左右搞定吧。小鸭那不知有没?这个珠纸好像是和玉的小靖那来的", "target": "额,我先去店里" }, { "source": "节日快乐啊~我的女神", "target": "不快乐" }, { "source": "不快乐", "target": "呃。。。" }, { "source": "一个关于樱桃的故事", "target": "哈哈哈哈,你想说明什么" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢谢谢!!!!!" }, { "source": "今晚去小学散步或者跑步,好不?", "target": "不了,你同谁去啊?" }, { "source": "不了,你同谁去啊?", "target": "你变了!" }, { "source": "辛苦啦辛苦啦", "target": "没事儿" }, { "source": "做成手机壳肯定好看", "target": "做出来就买好看!!" }, { "source": "生日快乐哇", "target": "谢谢你,棒棒哒" }, { "source": "烟火还是要少吃。", "target": "啾~我画的图~上热门了?" }, { "source": "啾~我画的图~上热门了?", "target": "我们偶撒老师。" }, { "source": "我们偶撒老师。", "target": "啾咪~" }, { "source": "你家里最近经常叫你交男朋友的", "target": "有道理。前段时间倒是真提过一次~" }, { "source": "有道理。前段时间倒是真提过一次~", "target": "我前段时间经常被提" }, { "source": "我前段时间经常被提", "target": "哈哈,那你有没有做噩梦哇?" }, { "source": "哈哈,那你有没有做噩梦哇?", "target": "没做噩梦!梦到结婚了,但不知道女孩是谁" }, { "source": "没做噩梦!梦到结婚了,但不知道女孩是谁", "target": "原来大家都有梦到过结婚啊~" }, { "source": "原来大家都有梦到过结婚啊~", "target": "到我们这个适婚年龄基本上都梦到过的吧" }, { "source": "到我们这个适婚年龄基本上都梦到过的吧", "target": "有道理!" }, { "source": "灰色裙子的女神", "target": "美吧" }, { "source": "秀恩爱真讨厌,哼哼哼~", "target": "你也赶紧加入就不讨厌了" }, { "source": "胸好大啊!!!", "target": "是吧十分抢眼球" }, { "source": "高达大战哥斯拉了解一下", "target": "哈哈哈奥特曼吧我还是看" }, { "source": "矮油,再玩一下下嘛", "target": "哎呦,你都没猜我在干嘛呀" }, { "source": "哎呦,你都没猜我在干嘛呀", "target": "那你怎么不经常找偶" }, { "source": "上次带我吃的怎么不是这种", "target": "好好好下次带你来吃这种" }, { "source": "白夜行好看吗", "target": "好看呀我还没看完" }, { "source": "你开心就好", "target": "这是咋了" }, { "source": "这是咋了", "target": "你这是咋了" }, { "source": "累了就回家行就继续干", "target": "不回" }, { "source": "Q哥一脸迷惑,说好的做一只安静的美狗呢", "target": "现在每走一步都是魔音灌耳" }, { "source": "你比我小啊!", "target": "你怎么知道我不是博士答辩完" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "差场球怎办?" }, { "source": "差场球怎办?", "target": "年后补给你啦" }, { "source": "年后补给你啦", "target": "瓜皮,再水我打断你的腿" }, { "source": "我觉得你的面相有一种让人看了瞬间开心的感觉,非常灵动。朝气有活力。祝你在演艺路上越来越好。", "target": "我也觉得,心情会好。" }, { "source": "老师,放暑假闲的慌是吧", "target": "呵呵是啊我科二过了今天" }, { "source": "呵呵是啊我科二过了今天", "target": "那没大问题了,好好八卦" }, { "source": "那没大问题了,好好八卦", "target": "哈哈哈还有科三啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈还有科三啊", "target": "科三比科二简单多了" }, { "source": "科三比科二简单多了", "target": "真的?" }, { "source": "真的?", "target": "是啊,上路嘛大胆点就好了" }, { "source": "社长威武,早上看到新闻了!", "target": "什么东西?" }, { "source": "什么东西?", "target": "??勋章呀" }, { "source": "注意身体", "target": "是的最近我听到最多的就是这个~~" }, { "source": "是的最近我听到最多的就是这个~~", "target": "还有少喝酒哦" }, { "source": "脚开始疼了", "target": "同你?" }, { "source": "同你?", "target": "你说呢" }, { "source": "下次去哪", "target": "下个结婚孩子满月同学聚会…" }, { "source": "看你装凶真的很好笑哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈咬嘴唇" }, { "source": "你咋浪费感情了?", "target": "求安慰" }, { "source": "求安慰", "target": "具体事情具体分析。失恋了?" }, { "source": "具体事情具体分析。失恋了?", "target": "一直没恋" }, { "source": "一直没恋", "target": "我追的那个现在不理我了。我相当于半个失恋。平衡了吧?" }, { "source": "赞我瘦20斤", "target": "我只是为了瘦20斤……不然我才懒的赞" }, { "source": "刷手机失眠", "target": "洗洗睡吧" }, { "source": "赵雅芝那是蛇仙,你这真的是蛇妖", "target": "哈哈!真的哦!" }, { "source": "共勉", "target": "DD" }, { "source": "DD", "target": "怎么了?" }, { "source": "哪有白白", "target": "第二个你没看见啊" }, { "source": "我以为你猫丢了", "target": "人没丢就行。猫不养了" }, { "source": "换寝室吧", "target": "没办法啊,其实其他两个都挺好的,关系也挺好的。" }, { "source": "没办法啊,其实其他两个都挺好的,关系也挺好的。", "target": "那就改变自己试着去接受他" }, { "source": "那就改变自己试着去接受他", "target": "我一直在努力解决。。。哈哈,从未成功" }, { "source": "一看职业生涯规划课就没好好上。", "target": "喂我回了" }, { "source": "喂我回了", "target": "嗯,看到了呢。" }, { "source": "嗯,看到了呢。", "target": "那个够了你还回什么呢" }, { "source": "那个够了你还回什么呢", "target": "这不一根筋么没注意谁知道说了那么多。。废话好多我" }, { "source": "这不一根筋么没注意谁知道说了那么多。。废话好多我", "target": "知道了那你继续吧" }, { "source": "知道了那你继续吧", "target": "嗯,那我继续了,哈哈,在干嘛了?" }, { "source": "嗯,那我继续了,哈哈,在干嘛了?", "target": "看在南宁下载的电影咯" }, { "source": "看在南宁下载的电影咯", "target": "不看传说中的湖南卫视的春晚,哈哈" }, { "source": "不看传说中的湖南卫视的春晚,哈哈", "target": "不看网络不给力啊在听歌没事做" }, { "source": "晚上好噢!", "target": "晚上好" }, { "source": "你可以写书了", "target": "现在已经没人看书了。" }, { "source": "未就业的单身狗狗有多累你不懂的", "target": "双重打击" }, { "source": "双重打击", "target": "说多了都是泪" }, { "source": "我可以做你的免费摄影师,自带所有设备。我喜欢田园生活,没有任何要求。如果可以的话,给我一段时间准备,我会放弃现在的所有东西。", "target": "送你上楼" }, { "source": "洗衣服没热水冻死!", "target": "衣机啊" }, { "source": "衣机啊", "target": "我从没用过洗衣机" }, { "source": "师姐让同是给排水的感到忐忑···", "target": "没什么好忐忑的,无聊而已." }, { "source": "嗯!我懒得走进你们学校了好远哦哪个喊你不陪我爬梯子的!", "target": "拜拜!!" }, { "source": "俗世值得入,红尘值得破", "target": "入过了也破完了佛系健身吧" }, { "source": "入过了也破完了佛系健身吧", "target": "我想当个道士,扎个丸子头,游戏人间" }, { "source": "我想当个道士,扎个丸子头,游戏人间", "target": "别游戏人间了陪我玩吧" }, { "source": "小冰!!!领养你以后要去哪里找你!!", "target": "我不知道" }, { "source": "我不知道", "target": "你叫我怎么办!!没有你的日子!!" }, { "source": "你叫我怎么办!!没有你的日子!!", "target": "我真的好难过" }, { "source": "端午节嗨皮", "target": "节日快乐" }, { "source": "我叫你师妹咯~", "target": "好,你话嘎。呵呵哈哈。" }, { "source": "好,你话嘎。呵呵哈哈。", "target": "沈师妹还是穷师妹,嗬嗬嗬嗬哈哈" }, { "source": "沈师妹还是穷师妹,嗬嗬嗬嗬哈哈", "target": "是“琼”不是“穷”" }, { "source": "今天去图书馆刷卡占座,上午下午一共刷了两次,没一次刷对的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈心疼…那应该把宛如俩字去掉" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈心疼…那应该把宛如俩字去掉", "target": "我同学很早之前跟我说“你不要对自己那么没自信,你不是宛如,你是就是!”" }, { "source": "我同学很早之前跟我说“你不要对自己那么没自信,你不是宛如,你是就是!”", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑屁了" }, { "source": "好漂亮的鱼儿", "target": "有什么漂亮的,我喜欢鲨鱼!" }, { "source": "幸福", "target": "不哭" }, { "source": "好忧桑!!为毛没有我的份!!", "target": "我给你买!" }, { "source": "我给你买!", "target": "一定" }, { "source": "又一部安利大家移居意大利乡村的电影,我就是被它的前辈《托斯卡纳阳光下》成功安利的…", "target": "哈哈,我觉得这部比前辈拍的好,意大利本家导演拍自己的环境还是不一样的。" }, { "source": "哈哈,我觉得这部比前辈拍的好,意大利本家导演拍自己的环境还是不一样的。", "target": "嗯不是一个类型的片子但是风光都是一样的诱人" }, { "source": "这个女的如果含着芥末去亲新郎,效果会不会更好一点?", "target": "可能会被打" }, { "source": "有一种妹子既能撩汉,还能扳弯妹子", "target": "来来来,到碗里来" }, { "source": "想不到你们居然已婚了,细思极恐,但又不觉得发生了变化!", "target": "没关系我爱你啊" }, { "source": "有没有人告诉过你你的半边脸超级像宋智孝!", "target": "哈哈哈这么夸我" }, { "source": "我看到有人亲亲了哦", "target": "哈哈,现场看更震撼" }, { "source": "来来来来,快拿脸盆装着,!", "target": "送我寝室来" }, { "source": "送我寝室来", "target": "到3423门口去,我丢给你" }, { "source": "时差真是个神奇的东西我这里五点半刚被考试折磨完要去吃饭你能看到国内的跨年吗", "target": "竟然刚看到你的留言…想你想你海带…看不了…网上太卡了" }, { "source": "竟然刚看到你的留言…想你想你海带…看不了…网上太卡了", "target": "我都回家啦〜〜" }, { "source": "我都回家啦〜〜", "target": "嗯嗯…真好…放多久?" }, { "source": "嗯嗯…真好…放多久?", "target": "放到正月十五啦" }, { "source": "放到正月十五啦", "target": "真好…我也想回家过年…" }, { "source": "我同学今天生了", "target": "这也。。太恐怖了吧" }, { "source": "可惜世上唯有烟。。。", "target": "有些事情就不要拆穿" }, { "source": "有些事情就不要拆穿", "target": "热吻你十年啊烟!" }, { "source": "热吻你十年啊烟!", "target": "呵呵,弹指一挥" }, { "source": "一顿毒打,什么解决不了", "target": "什么都解决不了" }, { "source": "你知道的涛涛", "target": "你赶紧出国吧" }, { "source": "你赶紧出国吧", "target": "右边谁" }, { "source": "世上漂亮的女孩很多,但是如她这般干净澄澈的很少!我能在她的眼睛里看见星星,看见勇敢与执着!美的独特多好,何必要跟别人千篇一律呢!支持这位勇敢努力的姑娘!坚持走自己的路!越努力越幸运,用你的成绩证明给所有人看!当然,希望你可以一直保持初心,勇敢前进!", "target": "送楼主上去" }, { "source": "送楼主上去", "target": "其实我挺害怕上去的,上面好恐怖" }, { "source": "其实我挺害怕上去的,上面好恐怖", "target": "你必须上去,你现在在上面" }, { "source": "坐等恶棍天使上映", "target": "我也在等好像我看电影的频率是高了点,一周一场" }, { "source": "大半夜,你要咋子", "target": "我要整容你不认识字吗" }, { "source": "我要整容你不认识字吗", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "宝贝才看到!!!下次见面补给你蛋糕!随便吃!生日快乐妞!赶紧嫁人啊", "target": "我不要蛋糕,看到你就知足了!我要瘦!!!瘦!!!要不都不好意思往你身边站" }, { "source": "我不要蛋糕,看到你就知足了!我要瘦!!!瘦!!!要不都不好意思往你身边站", "target": "啊呀!你这嘴甜的啊!舒服!不行!回去咱俩玩啊!!我裹的厚厚的占你旁边!现在我也是圆润组得了" }, { "source": "啊呀!你这嘴甜的啊!舒服!不行!回去咱俩玩啊!!我裹的厚厚的占你旁边!现在我也是圆润组得了", "target": "你跟我比差远了?大家都嫌弃我现在好胖,可是冬天真的不好瘦下来啊回家见哦,我给你打电话的时候,你可别又问我是谁" }, { "source": "找个照顾你的人照顾你", "target": "呵呵…现在还是自己照顾自己吧" }, { "source": "什么时候去学习", "target": "等我吃完饭的,七点吧" }, { "source": "等我吃完饭的,七点吧", "target": "那还用去" }, { "source": "那还用去", "target": "昨天不是你说的么白天太晒了" }, { "source": "昨天不是你说的么白天太晒了", "target": "9点就关门了" }, { "source": "亲,怎么晚还么休息?不会刚下班吧", "target": "是的刚刚下班" }, { "source": "是的刚刚下班", "target": "早些休息。安啦" }, { "source": "早些休息。安啦", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "本想去海南玩的", "target": "那为啥不去了,不过去海南不是说不如去越南么" }, { "source": "那为啥不去了,不过去海南不是说不如去越南么", "target": "等阿姨来了再打算,不然放心不下娃" }, { "source": "等阿姨来了再打算,不然放心不下娃", "target": "带去哇" }, { "source": "带去哇", "target": "姐姐我不想带,这段时间带够了!阿姨不在!我是不是不负责任的麻麻?!" }, { "source": "姐姐我不想带,这段时间带够了!阿姨不在!我是不是不负责任的麻麻?!", "target": "不过带着是很烦,我们也没有带出去旅行过,你还不想带,我是根本带不走,因为不黏我" }, { "source": "不过带着是很烦,我们也没有带出去旅行过,你还不想带,我是根本带不走,因为不黏我", "target": "想走就走,简直就是奢望!" }, { "source": "想走就走,简直就是奢望!", "target": "不过我觉得带孩子旅行很美好,因为孩子5岁之前真的好难得" }, { "source": "不过我觉得带孩子旅行很美好,因为孩子5岁之前真的好难得", "target": "我的人生真矛盾" }, { "source": "你居然有暗恋的人", "target": "憋说了,年少不懂事" }, { "source": "穿高跟鞋不怕滑倒吗", "target": "还行没冰" }, { "source": "其实我喜欢你", "target": "怎么和我想地一样" }, { "source": "怎么和我想地一样", "target": "说明我们心灵相通" }, { "source": "西安好西安小吃好吃关键还很实惠!!!!", "target": "西安小吃街比所有地方的小吃街都长" }, { "source": "我才23都担心遇不到喜欢的人了,可是又不喜欢妥协,没办法,耗着呗", "target": "才23很小啦我都27了" }, { "source": "去哪里,很熟悉的包包", "target": "上班哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈四十五度角仰望天空休息!", "target": "对的对的" }, { "source": "姐姐现在去景色怎么样", "target": "现在,一般,五月份过后风景就好了。最重要的一定要是晴天" }, { "source": "现在,一般,五月份过后风景就好了。最重要的一定要是晴天", "target": "那就五月份去行最怕阴雨天了" }, { "source": "那就五月份去行最怕阴雨天了", "target": "对,阴雨天出门不方便" }, { "source": "对,阴雨天出门不方便", "target": "好哒去了就找你" }, { "source": "好哒去了就找你", "target": "嗯,好的" }, { "source": "随手一刷就被虐", "target": "嘿嘿嘿,给你介绍啊" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿,给你介绍啊", "target": "谢谢你啊" }, { "source": "在哪儿!我假装偶遇好吗!", "target": "下次去你宿舍楼下。" }, { "source": "下次去你宿舍楼下。", "target": "要表白赶紧来,趁我没毕业" }, { "source": "哇塞。。看来乃家二货还是不错滴。。是因为乃今天乖乖的陪他而不要二叔嘛", "target": "有这个可能" }, { "source": "有这个可能", "target": "哈哈哈。不管肿么样乃都过来啦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。不管肿么样乃都过来啦", "target": "有五个女的在跳辣舞那二货在看" }, { "source": "我今天周末没事,可以多回答一些你们之前提的问题。", "target": "好啊就是我没啥问题" }, { "source": "~不要生气~", "target": "不生气很好笑" }, { "source": "不生气很好笑", "target": "是挺好笑的别理会就好啦" }, { "source": "加油啊!你的伯伯是我高中同学哇。", "target": "我的伯伯?" }, { "source": "29号我要走了啊!", "target": "嗷。这样子啊。我再问问仕彬。" }, { "source": "嗷。这样子啊。我再问问仕彬。", "target": "叫他早几天回来!" }, { "source": "叫他早几天回来!", "target": "他家有点事身不由己啦。" }, { "source": "做个给我", "target": "等我做成功了再说~" }, { "source": "摸摸头下回我去看看然后可以给你发照片你要啥我可以去帮你买啦", "target": "我另一个朋友也说要给我买不麻烦你了爱你" }, { "source": "你很成熟吗?", "target": "比你好" }, { "source": "你啥时候去北京了", "target": "一月末才回来几天" }, { "source": "老师要不要认证一个美食博主啊", "target": "考虑一下" }, { "source": "17度长袖和外套都已经冻的瑟瑟发抖了。", "target": "我穿的毛衣" }, { "source": "如果太累就忘记吧,谁离开谁都会幸福,加油", "target": "只是不知道该怎么做了" }, { "source": "瑶啊万事开头难上手就会好得多调整好心态!", "target": "天勒、我吐哦勒!哎~难在啊" }, { "source": "我见到我大妈了", "target": "你和我姐姐约会去了??" }, { "source": "卡视野好评!闪现蝉认真的嘛", "target": "哈哈哈哈主要看对方没啥控制技能就换闪现了" }, { "source": "你玩的是终结者2吗?我觉得终结者2的画质最好,其他版本的画质太渣", "target": "是啊,我3服的,跟我朋友一起玩的,平时不怎么玩" }, { "source": "没去打打野球挣点钱?", "target": "没有邀请老了" }, { "source": "没有邀请老了", "target": "唉、英雄暮年啊!" }, { "source": "我可以跟在你身后像影子追着光梦游再听一遍还是很心动", "target": "你真的太优秀了" }, { "source": "我知道大家都不容易只是能多些理解多些体谅吗", "target": "我理解你的感受。。。我也是每天这样的过下来的,一切顺其自然吧,大家在一起大时间不多了。" }, { "source": "一姐回忆录", "target": "说好的学长呢是忏悔录" }, { "source": "说好的学长呢是忏悔录", "target": "学长忏悔录" }, { "source": "你这孩子还瘪嘴,幸福的没话说了都。。", "target": "好吧,我错了。。。" }, { "source": "好吧,我错了。。。", "target": "知错就是好孩子" }, { "source": "今天???~!!!", "target": "对呀!!!!!" }, { "source": "对呀!!!!!", "target": "我要看啊!!!" }, { "source": "一本正经的诈骗……………", "target": "真的是了⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯" }, { "source": "想看诺一和霓娜不", "target": "想!!!!!" }, { "source": "饭店要倒闭了", "target": "哪会" }, { "source": "哪会", "target": "有毒啊" }, { "source": "有毒啊", "target": "没有!" }, { "source": "不要发刚经了~~", "target": "是岗经好嘛!!嫉妒就说嘛!" }, { "source": "是岗经好嘛!!嫉妒就说嘛!", "target": "你想多了、、唱的好、、、2" }, { "source": "世外江湖那个酸菜鱼好吃带你去吃", "target": "你请我吃吧别带了" }, { "source": "欢姐求旅游带团啊", "target": "欢姐最近坐办公室吹空调呢~~~你来只能给你打个折~~不能领你出去玩~~~" }, { "source": "欢姐最近坐办公室吹空调呢~~~你来只能给你打个折~~不能领你出去玩~~~", "target": "有港澳的么来个1折?" }, { "source": "下雨天", "target": "下雨啦" }, { "source": "下雨啦", "target": "过节啦" }, { "source": "过节啦", "target": "节日快乐啦" }, { "source": "肯定爱吃面因为有句俗语面不够蒜来凑", "target": "哈哈哈哈还挺押韵" }, { "source": "下乡的第一天", "target": "加油,过来人告诉你,明天会更惨哈哈哈哈嗝" }, { "source": "加油,过来人告诉你,明天会更惨哈哈哈哈嗝", "target": "????不该给我个安慰的抱抱吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈比赛这么累的吗~我下午两点才下班不知道能不能赶上热乎的比赛", "target": "能~早呢~慢悠悠滴来~妥妥的~比赛真心累~体力活~" }, { "source": "晚安啦风", "target": "好梦" }, { "source": "好梦", "target": "你也是…梦里别吹太大风哦,春风般亲切好了啊" }, { "source": "你也是…梦里别吹太大风哦,春风般亲切好了啊", "target": "保证是吹面不寒的" }, { "source": "求带!求相亲", "target": "来呀,厦大" }, { "source": "来呀,厦大", "target": "我在里心" }, { "source": "我在里心", "target": "135刚到思北路口,看见了天虹" }, { "source": "135刚到思北路口,看见了天虹", "target": "可以进去买点水果、报我名字打折" }, { "source": "好吃么泰国美食", "target": "好吃!不过要根据攻略点,不然就是黑暗料理" }, { "source": "好吃!不过要根据攻略点,不然就是黑暗料理", "target": "可以把你攻略发我一份么" }, { "source": "我看我见你是不是一直傻笑", "target": "是不是" }, { "source": "最近如何", "target": "不想读书了" }, { "source": "好哒,谢谢昊昊。", "target": "就不该跟这票" }, { "source": "相濡以沫,不如相忘于江湖。老师教的", "target": "你老师不错嘛!晚安" }, { "source": "你是我的替身", "target": "你把娃子给我" }, { "source": "你把娃子给我", "target": "你想都别想" }, { "source": "击掌效果很好", "target": "哈哈!都PB了" }, { "source": "哈哈!都PB了", "target": "开心也享受了" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "周四准备尝试蒸排骨" }, { "source": "发了,收不收得到就要看造化了,那边寄东西特别慢", "target": "哈哈。回来几天了?" }, { "source": "想见的人就要大胆去见!遗憾就遗憾!祝我们都大吉吧!", "target": "你是丰胸化吉小胸弟" }, { "source": "老年人本来就瞌睡少", "target": "你见过有晚上三四点还没有睡的老年人吗" }, { "source": "你见过有晚上三四点还没有睡的老年人吗", "target": "你不就是吗" }, { "source": "快来荥阳找我玩", "target": "不能了帅~" }, { "source": "请问,这鞋是什么牌子哒?", "target": "热风" }, { "source": "你是谁?我不认识你啊", "target": "啦啦啦,祝你好运,我要睡觉了" }, { "source": "前五天山西,后三天青岛", "target": "三号去青岛的路过" }, { "source": "表示在东栅表示只是搜一下乌镇你就是第一条", "target": "我在西了,觉得东栅不好玩,我半小时就走完了,现在在西栅景区内的酒店休息" }, { "source": "我在西了,觉得东栅不好玩,我半小时就走完了,现在在西栅景区内的酒店休息", "target": "西我走两个半小时偶遇了婚礼一场" }, { "source": "西我走两个半小时偶遇了婚礼一场", "target": "早知道回杭州了,晚上好无聊……又冷风又大" }, { "source": "早知道回杭州了,晚上好无聊……又冷风又大", "target": "我晚上7点左右就出来了我也是觉得我为什么要在这边住一晚" }, { "source": "曲行最近比较繁忙?", "target": "等着你寄明信片了" }, { "source": "等着你寄明信片了", "target": "我去,我好像完全忘记这件事了" }, { "source": "我去,我好像完全忘记这件事了", "target": "发现了你是我的眼得带我领略世界的美呀" }, { "source": "发现了你是我的眼得带我领略世界的美呀", "target": "我是追寻你的足迹" }, { "source": "我是追寻你的足迹", "target": "明明你去过的都是我没去过的" }, { "source": "为什么大家第一眼都是看到花裤衩呢好巧哦我也是", "target": "可能是今年最流行款吧" }, { "source": "虽不喜欢曹格有点猥琐的样子,但是今晚唱的歌还是不错的", "target": "同意!" }, { "source": "你说出了好多我梦里类似的场景。夸你,带你你去重庆吃火锅。", "target": "哇的一声叫出来!" }, { "source": "速速拉黑我", "target": "等你长大先" }, { "source": "等你长大先", "target": "再说就哭" }, { "source": "再说就哭", "target": "哭能不吭的话" }, { "source": "哭能不吭的话", "target": "刚才已经接近神了!" }, { "source": "刚才已经接近神了!", "target": "不是真的吧。开玩笑哦" }, { "source": "不是真的吧。开玩笑哦", "target": "真的,团的时候拿了个四杀" }, { "source": "真的,团的时候拿了个四杀", "target": "一点都不科学" }, { "source": "太阳女神是有光芒的,刺眼了", "target": "赞同。" }, { "source": "安卓加一发!苹果就算了", "target": "安卓加伐?" }, { "source": "安卓加伐?", "target": "来来来ID300906136" }, { "source": "好安静的夜晚", "target": "并不安静啊" }, { "source": "小屁孩儿还思绪万千。。。。。", "target": "装哈深沉还不允许了苗子姐姐回家没?" }, { "source": "我初中语文老师就说他把他读书时候的手稿都留着的“我怕万一我出名了呢”", "target": "这个“万一”用得很传神…" }, { "source": "你明明比我瘦!你这道不知足的光", "target": "你在哪?" }, { "source": "大家都要一起过。友谊万岁!", "target": "丶那时。好可惜,照片忘了调整角度……" }, { "source": "丶那时。好可惜,照片忘了调整角度……", "target": "还有什么角度" }, { "source": "还有什么角度", "target": "丶下面那张照片应该向右旋转90°的,那就让它这样吧,遗憾美,对吧?下次还有机会!·····" }, { "source": "丶下面那张照片应该向右旋转90°的,那就让它这样吧,遗憾美,对吧?下次还有机会!·····", "target": "对啊,等待下次不是更好?。听说霸气的几个大字没给我印上" }, { "source": "对啊,等待下次不是更好?。听说霸气的几个大字没给我印上", "target": "嗯嗯,是有点遗憾,不过还好啦,开心就好!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,是有点遗憾,不过还好啦,开心就好!", "target": "嗯。开心至大" }, { "source": "富婆", "target": "汗,不是我的钱,我负责保管一下" }, { "source": "汗,不是我的钱,我负责保管一下", "target": "那转给我保管吧" }, { "source": "晚上一起吃饭", "target": "等晚上姐给你电话。" }, { "source": "等晚上姐给你电话。", "target": "我五点半下班。姐姐你几点忙完?下班请你吃火锅。快快给我确切消息" }, { "source": "陈伟霆爱你一万年真的不够", "target": "超赞" }, { "source": "你为什么哭是重点,又想起什么事了?", "target": "不值一提的事" }, { "source": "我总结了一下,我的一生大概分为两个阶段,第一个阶段就是不想上课还能学到知识;第二个阶段就是不想上班还能赚到钱。", "target": "我就是不管第一阶段第二阶段都想挣到钱" }, { "source": "我就是不管第一阶段第二阶段都想挣到钱", "target": "只想发财" }, { "source": "只想发财", "target": "何以解忧唯有暴富" }, { "source": "神仙在聊天", "target": "一位太太,一位宝宝,老林知道吗" }, { "source": "一位太太,一位宝宝,老林知道吗", "target": "应该是知道的吧,他知道他就不说" }, { "source": "应该是知道的吧,他知道他就不说", "target": "支持你一下,他也应该有人照顾了" }, { "source": "支持你一下,他也应该有人照顾了", "target": "照顾他的人一直是我我就高调宣布了" }, { "source": "你在哪上班呀", "target": "好呀,好呀" }, { "source": "哇塞,这次居然还有推荐我每年都到优酷看", "target": "我感觉还是官网好点,同传好别扭" }, { "source": "原来我不是午觉睡到最晚的人", "target": "其实你还是可以" }, { "source": "要哭了为何不在双休日、", "target": "所以我直接请了年假" }, { "source": "所以我直接请了年假", "target": "你太棒不知道明年大米来上海是不是真的" }, { "source": "你太棒不知道明年大米来上海是不是真的", "target": "对啊好几个群里都在讨论呢明年上海不行就准备韩国爵士音乐节吧" }, { "source": "哇哦开始练科三啦", "target": "嗯呐腰已经断啦" }, { "source": "背到我又跑去耍", "target": "背得起你啊" }, { "source": "宝贝''快快好起来", "target": "亲爱的,为我祈祷吧。我要早日康复起来。我要做个健康的孩纸。" }, { "source": "公泥,肚困夏", "target": "起来喝了一瓶奶" }, { "source": "生物钟完全乱了几乎天天四五点才睡...然而明天要上班了...", "target": "你找到工作啦!那么快" }, { "source": "你找到工作啦!那么快", "target": "哈哈哈哈四天就找到了" }, { "source": "我吐了", "target": "我x,你又来了???" }, { "source": "我x,你又来了???", "target": "我还不是时刻关注你" }, { "source": "我还不是时刻关注你", "target": "那么好啊。简直爱死你了。" }, { "source": "哥哥踢足球了", "target": "好开心" }, { "source": "这层留下你在追的剧", "target": "无法拥抱的你小美好,刚看完" }, { "source": "(在一起啊在一起…完了会不会被拉黑)", "target": "别想歪" }, { "source": "难不成你也有卷发棒?", "target": "买的有不过头发理短后就没用了" }, { "source": "买的有不过头发理短后就没用了", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "你...天天给自己买礼物所...日子真好", "target": "还没得你天天给自己做的饭给力,哈哈~" }, { "source": "潘玮柏我想你呢!", "target": "顶到第一去" }, { "source": "说到我心里去了,咱俩情况和想法一样。看待坤坤就像看待自己的孩子一样。", "target": "快点站上更大的舞台吧" }, { "source": "灏明。亲爱的。我来了。这两天生病了。全身无力。连手机都不爱碰。哎。伤不起", "target": "同病相连,我今天也请假了" }, { "source": "同病相连,我今天也请假了", "target": "可怜的两姐妹" }, { "source": "唐人街探案!!!强推!!!", "target": "必须看,不看后悔一辈子" }, { "source": "你造我想说什么", "target": "我听不懂你说什么" }, { "source": "想买可是我就是想吃巧克力但是巧克力看起来好少啊", "target": "不少,比超市买便宜" }, { "source": "如果能上热一我就直播吃翔", "target": "希望你能吃到" }, { "source": "考研加油!!", "target": "一起加油,增好运" }, { "source": "哇有勇气去丽江", "target": "哈哈哈哈去游客多的地方啊不怕被打" }, { "source": "1她叫我们对事不对人,我说抄袭事件是不是事实,博主是不是就是作者。2她说只要改过就好,不是所有作者都是毒瘤,我说我承认,可是这个作者只承认借鉴,不承认抄袭,也没向金庸先生说对不起,而且我也说了,在没有出正式道歉说明前,那她就是一个没有承认抄袭和其它作者一样的毒瘤。", "target": "但是没有必要一直一直强调,这样只会引发更多的难堪和争辩,没有意义的。作者在正式道歉之前确实还是错误的,但是以这个还是有机会改正的错误将人比做毒瘤是不是让人不好受。我想知道你争辩的目的是什么,是让别人同意你的看法吗?那么这样我觉得还是去劝更多人去冷静等待作者道歉比较好。那样更有意义" }, { "source": "猫猫猫一天到晚都是猫我也想养啊", "target": "看运气" }, { "source": "呦这是要去哪", "target": "去天边" }, { "source": "去天边", "target": "天边是个游戏吧" }, { "source": "看了你的演出,我很喜欢,支持你!", "target": "谢谢您!" }, { "source": "眼睛都睁不开了", "target": "加班加到差点睡公司" }, { "source": "加班加到差点睡公司", "target": "你是在软件园上班吗" }, { "source": "高兴,抱抱,你怎么了", "target": "惹我老妈生气了" }, { "source": "惹我老妈生气了", "target": "啥情况!!!一家人嘛,一会就好了,撒个娇道个歉" }, { "source": "啥情况!!!一家人嘛,一会就好了,撒个娇道个歉", "target": "你这头像什么时候照的?" }, { "source": "你这头像什么时候照的?", "target": "上个月底去上海啊~" }, { "source": "等撩", "target": "被撩走了诶" }, { "source": "被撩走了诶", "target": "并没有哦" }, { "source": "并没有哦", "target": "那准备什么时候走" }, { "source": "那准备什么时候走", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "回复两个好乱~十二点后走嘛" }, { "source": "小胖纸", "target": "就你懂我" }, { "source": "十里河滩就在我们学校对面", "target": "你们学校旁边的饭店我们也有去吃过呢哈哈这种感觉好棒诶" }, { "source": "先把你们的电台和虾米音乐统一一下,用户太容易混淆了。我觉得今时今日,不需要电台了吧。作为一个模块吧。", "target": "正在统一,很快会发" }, { "source": "正在统一,很快会发", "target": "各个平台都有?" }, { "source": "今天去澳门玩呀?", "target": "对啊…" }, { "source": "对啊…", "target": "玩得开心点!疯狂购物!" }, { "source": "狗总现在多少斤了?你会嫁不出去的", "target": "这是一个忧伤的问题……" }, { "source": "一片治精分,半片治失眠。科学家啊,药的用量,才是科学。", "target": "好的,搞几盒来试试。" }, { "source": "好的,搞几盒来试试。", "target": "治愈就停药啊,久服伤肝。" }, { "source": "聊不动了,连着加班五个晚上。。。", "target": "快睡觉去,熬夜伤身体,晚安咯" }, { "source": "酒吧消费了吗", "target": "必然。不消费" }, { "source": "必然。不消费", "target": "我进去,坐下然后出来哈哈" }, { "source": "我进去,坐下然后出来哈哈", "target": "就是为了体验一下想挣我钱没门" }, { "source": "38岁?我28岁每天去上班的路上都想出车祸我抓紧时间死掉吧", "target": "你会过得很美好的" }, { "source": "你又不是一个人…怎么总这消机…", "target": "哈哈哈,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,哈哈哈", "target": "笑鬼!" }, { "source": "你的头像", "target": "恩?" }, { "source": "恩?", "target": "什么时候拍的哇" }, { "source": "什么时候拍的哇", "target": "上周" }, { "source": "心情好到飞起来啊睡了一下午", "target": "那才好呢。舒服,什么时候休假吖" }, { "source": "那才好呢。舒服,什么时候休假吖", "target": "我挂灯笼那天休息周五记得过来啊" }, { "source": "我挂灯笼那天休息周五记得过来啊", "target": "好的,一点过来" }, { "source": "健康我早餐就算了烧卖饭团", "target": "饭团好吃的呀!" }, { "source": "你什么时候回去???", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "明天", "target": "我真!!!" }, { "source": "我真!!!", "target": "学校疯了,看不透它。" }, { "source": "黄沙漫天", "target": "这种天气最不想出门上课了" }, { "source": "这种天气最不想出门上课了", "target": "最适合睡觉吹得满脸灰啊" }, { "source": "最适合睡觉吹得满脸灰啊", "target": "对了你也7号考科一吗" }, { "source": "对了你也7号考科一吗", "target": "是啊7号上午9点你也是啊" }, { "source": "是啊7号上午9点你也是啊", "target": "好像是我只知道是7号" }, { "source": "好像是我只知道是7号", "target": "那就是了我们是一批的" }, { "source": "过来姐这里玩,姐很无聊呢!", "target": "来吧,无聊啊~~~" }, { "source": "大二学生两枚,需要纯服务员,不要什么喝酒的", "target": "已经招满了" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "下午好" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "很多很多事情要干" }, { "source": "不要告诉我挽着何润东那个是黄灿灿", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "原谅我过分痴迷与丧尸!", "target": "无法原谅!" }, { "source": "无法原谅!", "target": "那祝你被丧尸咬!把你的肉一块一块咬下来,喝你的脑浆,吃你的心脏,不过你脑壳大,可以分给几个丧尸!" }, { "source": "那祝你被丧尸咬!把你的肉一块一块咬下来,喝你的脑浆,吃你的心脏,不过你脑壳大,可以分给几个丧尸!", "target": "我会先把扔向他们拖延时间的" }, { "source": "看你这么闲,晚上出来溜溜?", "target": "您老人家不是生病了" }, { "source": "您老人家不是生病了", "target": "快好了,还有点感冒。为了见你,豁出去了" }, { "source": "不充钱能上钻石吗?", "target": "当然可以了,反正我也没上我是瞎说的" }, { "source": "当然可以了,反正我也没上我是瞎说的", "target": "噗哈哈哈哈可爱" }, { "source": "噗哈哈哈哈可爱", "target": "哈哈,带你飞呦" }, { "source": "哇柚子去哪儿玩儿了啦!!", "target": "没远,在西塘" }, { "source": "没远,在西塘", "target": "最近好多人去西塘玩儿呀" }, { "source": "最近好多人去西塘玩儿呀", "target": "还有谁吖〜" }, { "source": "还有谁吖〜", "target": "我一朋友~哈哈我跟你一样大的时候也去啦!" }, { "source": "女主角没演技忍了主要男主角有颜", "target": "撑起了整部剧" }, { "source": "要是我,才不会让我男朋友介入呢,我自己就上去打她了。", "target": "对对对,上去一顿干" }, { "source": "赶紧自己生一个呗。", "target": "也得先找到孩子的爹啊凡凡" }, { "source": "你儿子没被它小姨的美貌吸引啊!", "target": "哈哈哈哈!我儿子肯定觉得小小姨好欺负" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈!我儿子肯定觉得小小姨好欺负", "target": "你儿子不汰嗨啊!!!" }, { "source": "我滴个天!!!!!!好直白的歌词好混乱的关系我想知道这孩子是谁跟谁的????", "target": "不知道,但是我喜欢结尾" }, { "source": "不知道,但是我喜欢结尾", "target": "祝福他们吧!" }, { "source": "祝福他们吧!", "target": "突然想唱那首吉祥三宝,不过可以再加一个人的戏份" }, { "source": "我就觉得吧昨天丑到底了才不让看,最多的就看了个毛", "target": "昨天也很美,怕你看过之后相思成疾" }, { "source": "我辆离婚后看你过的那么不好我的心真舒坦", "target": "过的可潇洒了呢!复婚吧" }, { "source": "打狗吃狗肉这个儿时乡俗竟然要被拘留,一条狗,罚钱不就算了吗,多罚点,让别人有二选一啊", "target": "在狗狗主人心里那不仅仅是一条狗,是家人" }, { "source": "你给我爬,马上涮了,李大瑶", "target": "涮了?用什么涮啊!涮了你要吃吗~~~" }, { "source": "烫完头发你飘了黄○○", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "我刚入坑没多久收集癖总是忍不住想氪", "target": "管住手!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "管住手!!!!!!!!!", "target": "可那是李泽言啊" }, { "source": "主页君表示,裴纶的前三场戏都是在吃……", "target": "而且吃的特别香…" }, { "source": "我太孝顺了你到家没阿", "target": "到了好累啊" }, { "source": "欢迎仙女姐姐前来考古", "target": "你是有多困还有,昨天看相你确定洗手了吗" }, { "source": "你是有多困还有,昨天看相你确定洗手了吗", "target": "洗了估计掌纹会模糊得看不清了" }, { "source": "红萝卜很吸引俺", "target": "萝卜好吃" }, { "source": "要相信这个世界上有真爱", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你们是夏了夏天吗?", "target": "不是……只是那群黑衣托举的,我还兼任拍掌" }, { "source": "不是……只是那群黑衣托举的,我还兼任拍掌", "target": "哈哈那个好像不是我们学院的啊" }, { "source": "哈哈那个好像不是我们学院的啊", "target": "开场哦" }, { "source": "你们没去坐车?", "target": "这你都知道?" }, { "source": "这你都知道?", "target": "猜到!" }, { "source": "我想带你走,可是,我更希望是你带我走•••杨逸嘉,你就是永恒的唯一!", "target": "你是江苏的啊,老乡哦,哈哈" }, { "source": "你是江苏的啊,老乡哦,哈哈", "target": "是的喔!" }, { "source": "是的喔!", "target": "呵呵,你多大了,还在上学?" }, { "source": "一言难尽", "target": "我也是一言难尽为啥比你少一个赞" }, { "source": "我们还能回去吗", "target": "可以呀,再加一百。" }, { "source": "都是回复别人人家也想被回复,求个回复,求推荐电影或者电视剧", "target": "好啊喜欢看鬼片吗" }, { "source": "好啊喜欢看鬼片吗", "target": "从不看鬼片。。胆子小,有其他推荐吗" }, { "source": "好晒", "target": "好痛" }, { "source": "我今天刚养了一只蛙儿子", "target": "把你儿子做给我吃" }, { "source": "我们家小时候翻垃圾桶就被打,现在已经不翻了~", "target": "我家这个打不怕的,我抬手后它不是跑就是撒娇,很少打了,打了心疼。" }, { "source": "我家这个打不怕的,我抬手后它不是跑就是撒娇,很少打了,打了心疼。", "target": "不怕打就用咬的~我家狗狗以前常要东西,打也不怕骂也不理,最后我一口咬了它的爪子之后,再也不咬了~" }, { "source": "不怕打就用咬的~我家狗狗以前常要东西,打也不怕骂也不理,最后我一口咬了它的爪子之后,再也不咬了~", "target": "我要咬过去我怕她把我当狗" }, { "source": "回娘家,啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦", "target": "朵宝宝都快要玩疯了!" }, { "source": "朵宝宝都快要玩疯了!", "target": "肯定的,海起来" }, { "source": "我还在寝室追动漫番", "target": "哈哈哈我在吃吃吃吃吃吃" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我在吃吃吃吃吃吃", "target": "都没人约的我" }, { "source": "都没人约的我", "target": "我约你" }, { "source": "我约你", "target": "2016年吧" }, { "source": "2016年吧", "target": "哈哈好" }, { "source": "我这个南方姑娘,到了北方怎么反而感觉,北方更温暖", "target": "不过是室内更温暖" }, { "source": "我不想相亲", "target": "那就不去!" }, { "source": "那就不去!", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "话说你现在是啥工作呀", "target": "早教老师" }, { "source": "你学我的表情干嘛", "target": "不可以厚?那我换个。" }, { "source": "去户县了?", "target": "准确是秦镇!" }, { "source": "准确是秦镇!", "target": "还组织春游哦。" }, { "source": "还组织春游哦。", "target": "不是,是我们自己偷偷去的!" }, { "source": "不是,是我们自己偷偷去的!", "target": "好吧。你们单位真幸福。" }, { "source": "你好非主流", "target": "你小子很跳啊!!" }, { "source": "我们要杜绝零食~", "target": "别惯着该打打" }, { "source": "别惯着该打打", "target": "打不动" }, { "source": "我见证!晚安!", "target": "折腾折腾果然还是睡着了。天知道我前天晚上还加入了天涯筒子们半夜睡不着真心话的行列~" }, { "source": "折腾折腾果然还是睡着了。天知道我前天晚上还加入了天涯筒子们半夜睡不着真心话的行列~", "target": "原来你也是天涯水军里那一瓢啊,苍茫的天涯是我的爱呀~!!" }, { "source": "包裹收到了么?", "target": "牙疼头疼胃疼" }, { "source": "牙疼头疼胃疼", "target": "我帮你吹吹" }, { "source": "我帮你吹吹", "target": "吹有用嘛" }, { "source": "吹有用嘛", "target": "捏鼻子么还好~持之以恒!" }, { "source": "捏鼻子么还好~持之以恒!", "target": "啧啧啧你来捏" }, { "source": "啧啧啧你来捏", "target": "啧啧啧啧啧~()" }, { "source": "啧啧啧啧啧~()", "target": "小冰你好可爱" }, { "source": "小冰你好可爱", "target": "你只在叫人家?" }, { "source": "头发好长好长了", "target": "我感觉一直就这么长啊" }, { "source": "今天周五了,又是一个周末,好开森好兴奋,明天听你唱两首歌", "target": "你嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "黄金以下分段!", "target": "目测你砖石及以下,优越感非常棒!" }, { "source": "目测你砖石及以下,优越感非常棒!", "target": "你这目测不准啊" }, { "source": "情人节快乐", "target": "吃汤圆快乐" }, { "source": "吃汤圆快乐", "target": "明天看有人请没" }, { "source": "明天看有人请没", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "气死我了,明目张胆给我匹配星耀的,你可能胜率比较高吧就给你匹配一些实力相当的,", "target": "但是对面是都会我们这边就我一个会我又不是玩那种可以一打五的英雄真的难" }, { "source": "最近不贴膜?", "target": "城管很严啊现在" }, { "source": "城管很严啊现在", "target": "我在钦州也在顶风作案,不过是交警。无证无牌开摩托中。" }, { "source": "我在钦州也在顶风作案,不过是交警。无证无牌开摩托中。", "target": "注意哦现在查的可紧了" }, { "source": "密密啊烨哥我语文老师不能忍", "target": "罚他把密抄三十遍,我自罚三杯" }, { "source": "罚他把密抄三十遍,我自罚三杯", "target": "不能体罚" }, { "source": "大学时代这莫青涩", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "我让我爸妈帮我拆我爸妈都不拆", "target": "多好" }, { "source": "长腿帅哥,可爱宝宝,美丽女人,不听话的拉布拉多", "target": "嘴咋那么甜呢" }, { "source": "刚还看到一大片紫红紫红的云,挺好看", "target": "对啊,后面几天都会是好天气了吧" }, { "source": "万安的鹤", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "姐姐你在老家啊", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "龟龟天天吃", "target": "5555我想吃" }, { "source": "5555我想吃", "target": "外卖啊" }, { "source": "加好友", "target": "我可卡!!!!" }, { "source": "木有暖气好几天了的飘过。。。", "target": "你那儿也冷" }, { "source": "你每小时好多钱撒", "target": "会员家8块普通价12" }, { "source": "不艾特一下赞助人??", "target": "都不请她大学另一个好朋友吃碗炒泡面?" }, { "source": "都不请她大学另一个好朋友吃碗炒泡面?", "target": "你自己不来哟我问了你出去了嗨了" }, { "source": "你自己不来哟我问了你出去了嗨了", "target": "行吧,寝室喝酒去了" }, { "source": "礼物!", "target": "来成都嘛" }, { "source": "来成都嘛", "target": "礼物阿" }, { "source": "礼物阿", "target": "来成都" }, { "source": "来成都", "target": "把你吃了啊?一口吃个大胖子啊?" }, { "source": "把你吃了啊?一口吃个大胖子啊?", "target": "看看你有木有那本事喔" }, { "source": "看看你有木有那本事喔", "target": "你知道我地址的哦。" }, { "source": "你知道我地址的哦。", "target": "不记得了" }, { "source": "讨厌温暖了七年前逃避七年后依旧逃避", "target": "一直伤害男主太心疼占总" }, { "source": "一直伤害男主太心疼占总", "target": "心疼男主女主还感觉自己受了多大委屈" }, { "source": "心疼男主女主还感觉自己受了多大委屈", "target": "女主一直不解释还怪男主那样想她也不想想七年前给男主带来了多大伤害真讨厌女主一直自以为是自作自受还害人害己分手原因又不说" }, { "source": "女主一直不解释还怪男主那样想她也不想想七年前给男主带来了多大伤害真讨厌女主一直自以为是自作自受还害人害己分手原因又不说", "target": "真是讨厌七年前没给一个解释就把男主抛弃风轻云淡的说喜欢就在一起不喜欢就分开这对男主打击多大不为男主考虑还感觉自己受了多大伤害" }, { "source": "我没来晚吧", "target": "周..周二柯?" }, { "source": "周..周二柯?", "target": "我怎么像谁的都有" }, { "source": "还没喝酒呢,走什么", "target": "你又不约" }, { "source": "你又不约", "target": "哪天走?" }, { "source": "哪天走?", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "这大长腿有两米吧", "target": "没没…也就一米八" }, { "source": "你太太太好看了!!羊羊羊太太太会拍!", "target": "不好意思是羊一羊我太激动了" }, { "source": "不好意思是羊一羊我太激动了", "target": "无所谓,都是一个动物么" }, { "source": "校园孤立排挤,没抑郁,嘻嘻", "target": "孤立这种事心肠坏的人才会做别在意她们希望你过得越来越好气死她们" }, { "source": "我有爱我的家人", "target": "看着好心酸" }, { "source": "三国杀我还以为打麻将的", "target": "用三国杀当扑克牌用。。。" }, { "source": "一个是风热一个是风寒,你可别乱吃。。", "target": "我吃了风寒的" }, { "source": "我吃了风寒的", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "真正胖的人,不吃长十斤", "target": "讲自己?" }, { "source": "能买得起阿叉8的,养起来应该问题不太大。。", "target": "我就是人们所说的那种「没钱也要任性」" }, { "source": "在学校的倒数第二场考试。祝你好运哈~~~", "target": "你咋知道咧" }, { "source": "预产期啥时候", "target": "三月底、四月初" }, { "source": "柳继东哭了..你背着他..哎", "target": "老,我又不是叔叔,是你自己吃醋了吧" }, { "source": "老,我又不是叔叔,是你自己吃醋了吧", "target": "开玩笑.别个每天念叨着你" }, { "source": "最近诗意大发的狗浪", "target": "接啊" }, { "source": "回到五年前我不会跟他在一起再等等等长大了他成熟我温柔然后在一起一辈子好了也不会像现在这样就是错过了年少轻狂", "target": "对的时间遇到对的人现在终于知道意思了" }, { "source": "你那一颗万年少女心", "target": "少女情怀总是春" }, { "source": "收到亲", "target": "要买不!" }, { "source": "你这最近都是攒一起发", "target": "越来越懒的我" }, { "source": "只会喝酒啊不会听歌了蔓哥", "target": "老实喝得了蛮就是" }, { "source": "老实喝得了蛮就是", "target": "蔓哥。到是比你喝得点" }, { "source": "亲我看到你是在抄题喔", "target": "人家有认真在背的" }, { "source": "你到哪里工作了捏?恭喜呀", "target": "找到了份工作优衣库。。但是作业才是燃眉之急" }, { "source": "找到了份工作优衣库。。但是作业才是燃眉之急", "target": "嘻嘻~~预祝你工作顺利哦" }, { "source": "岳岳这是我家狗吃的", "target": "您还缺宠物吗?不光听话,还能帮忙收拾卫生……看家、护主啥的都行……" }, { "source": "我在和闺蜜聊那个我喜欢了很久的男生可惜不能上背影.", "target": "追他" }, { "source": "追他", "target": "可是我对他已经失望透顶了只是好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢那个人" }, { "source": ":亲爱的张二姐,封面照选好了没???", "target": "还没拍呢--~正在跟大齐老师敲时间。真想把他老人家直接包票到北京啊,奈何他太忙......" }, { "source": "来童话镇捉大明星了!!", "target": "也许在看,麻麻的腋毛" }, { "source": "也许在看,麻麻的腋毛", "target": "放大看了,么有" }, { "source": "放大看了,么有", "target": "配眼镜去" }, { "source": "我喜欢两个人喝酒", "target": "你什么都喜欢" }, { "source": "你是在征求答案摸?", "target": "不是,是录音作业!" }, { "source": "可爱的", "target": "还有春晚的周杰伦~帅呆了~哇哦!" }, { "source": "你的两个重要伙伴围脖没有推送亲!", "target": "没关系我知道你们总会看到,就像我知道你们一直在" }, { "source": "没关系我知道你们总会看到,就像我知道你们一直在", "target": "你不煽情能死是吧'你一个汉子!" }, { "source": "你才关心我", "target": "你终于知道我的心了" }, { "source": "你终于知道我的心了", "target": "爬嘛!我说你关心不及时" }, { "source": "早上好,", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "早上好!", "target": "就比如说,现在躺在床上,起床只是一句话的问题,还是赖着不起" }, { "source": "阿艺越来越像泰国人啦", "target": "老龚是在夸我呢么。。。。" }, { "source": "老龚是在夸我呢么。。。。", "target": "对呀嘻嘻" }, { "source": "学长缺跑腿的么", "target": "一起组团去当跑腿" }, { "source": "知道你胖了,下一个", "target": "我没有" }, { "source": "我没有", "target": "肯定胖了,你吃那么多" }, { "source": "肯定胖了,你吃那么多", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "抬头纹已经不是问题了!发际线两侧和上面全线溃败!", "target": "?!这么夸张??在脱发吗??" }, { "source": "?!这么夸张??在脱发吗??", "target": "不知道算不算呢……自己没注意…但感觉确实…额头又变宽了…" }, { "source": "谢耳朵陪男友", "target": "哈哈,这你都知道" }, { "source": "你怎么肥四同时发博", "target": "你怎么肥四明明你比我晚发" }, { "source": "你弟长得跟你真像", "target": "哈哈,他自己说像我,我没看出来" }, { "source": "哈哈,他自己说像我,我没看出来", "target": "你心大" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,不生气,生气了明天体检都过不了", "target": "摸头" }, { "source": "摸头", "target": "蹭蹭" }, { "source": "你没上班吧", "target": "我骑着自行车一手扶把一手捂肚子以10码的速度挪到了单位!" }, { "source": "我骑着自行车一手扶把一手捂肚子以10码的速度挪到了单位!", "target": "现在还好么病友" }, { "source": "不要再嘲笑我的英文", "target": "老实交代问的谁" }, { "source": "感脚井宝是男主", "target": "仅仅是客串" }, { "source": "仅仅是客串", "target": "我当然知道啊" }, { "source": "你不爱吃饼子啊!我爱吃饼子哈哈哈", "target": "我更爱吃米饭" }, { "source": "我想你。早安", "target": "我也想你" }, { "source": "最近过得怎么样啊,", "target": "上班下班上班下班。。。" }, { "source": "上班下班上班下班。。。", "target": "在你家那?我跑深圳了" }, { "source": "在你家那?我跑深圳了", "target": "嗯不是在珠海的么" }, { "source": "祝你明天一起挂。", "target": "我最后一科!考完就完了" }, { "source": "我最后一科!考完就完了", "target": "好开心" }, { "source": "那我送10份卫龙辣条大礼包给小仙女们。", "target": "请给我一箱不要客气" }, { "source": "名媛梓铭", "target": "不是啦~不知道毕业典礼该穿啥" }, { "source": "不是啦~不知道毕业典礼该穿啥", "target": "穿啥都美" }, { "source": "穿啥都美", "target": "心累我还得学穿高跟鞋~做女生怎么这么烦~" }, { "source": "心累我还得学穿高跟鞋~做女生怎么这么烦~", "target": "啊啊啊等不及要看你毕业的照片啦!记得晒啊" }, { "source": "啊啊啊等不及要看你毕业的照片啦!记得晒啊", "target": "我突然特别想找到咱俩军训时候穿大衣的那张怂照哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我感觉你有点过了,以前我有个天津朋友,他比我大两岁,满口哥我怎样,哥我怎么怎么滴,这和一个地区文化不同,而不是不尊重你,犯不着这样!对你这次失态感觉遗憾!", "target": "你不介意那是你的事情,我介意这是我的事情,而且我已经说了,我介意。" }, { "source": "早日康复,不过那个性别是“口”?", "target": "女……" }, { "source": "女……", "target": "不开玩笑好吗" }, { "source": "15出敬业啦,童叟无欺", "target": "便宜点" }, { "source": "3000多的电池还想要优化成7000的啊。", "target": "手持一加3t,谁用谁知道续航咋样" }, { "source": "手持一加3t,谁用谁知道续航咋样", "target": "隔空云体验" }, { "source": "我想晚几天回学校", "target": "你都早几天回家了晚几天回学校也应该不是问题了话说你跑去越南玩了?" }, { "source": "你都早几天回家了晚几天回学校也应该不是问题了话说你跑去越南玩了?", "target": "坐等机票降价,还在越南,感觉每天都是坐车搭船" }, { "source": "坐等机票降价,还在越南,感觉每天都是坐车搭船", "target": "时间紧迫赶快回来" }, { "source": "时间紧迫赶快回来", "target": "只有这样" }, { "source": "你集齐了吗多3敬业,富强和友善那赞的来换吧", "target": "换换" }, { "source": "你有个好会照相的盆友哇", "target": "是呀感觉以后自己拍的都不想传了" }, { "source": "老板问我刘海怎么剪,我说,爱你的形状。", "target": "原来你是这样的新" }, { "source": "话题前后需要加空格,无论是否有字,谢谢配合啦~", "target": "这次没事儿,下次注意哈~" }, { "source": "还是觉得这个备注很可爱啊不然改成齐天大圣君君!", "target": "那个更难听好么!还是之前的吧" }, { "source": "那个更难听好么!还是之前的吧", "target": "最近大圣正火热呢!帅一脸的代名词!怎么会难听" }, { "source": "傻小冰", "target": "就叫逗冰" }, { "source": "好幸福!命苦的都上班了!看不到我的肉!", "target": "回家就能看了嘛" }, { "source": "回家就能看了嘛", "target": "是啊,只有晚上打灯看!没法拍照了!" }, { "source": "宝贝你要去哪", "target": "嘿嘿北戴河" }, { "source": "嘿嘿北戴河", "target": "去玩噢。" }, { "source": "去玩噢。", "target": "嘿嘿去面试" }, { "source": "最近大家都喜欢仙人掌哈哈", "target": "仙人掌还是拍假的好,真的太扎人,不要问我怎么知道的" }, { "source": "还没结婚了好麻〜调单位了", "target": "结不结婚跟这个木有直接关系" }, { "source": "结不结婚跟这个木有直接关系", "target": "说的也是" }, { "source": "哇塞,银川居然还有这么赞的地方~~", "target": "炫酷了!" }, { "source": "恭喜你解脱了", "target": "并没有,我之前和导师说延迟了,论文要开始搞。还有准备考农商" }, { "source": "并没有,我之前和导师说延迟了,论文要开始搞。还有准备考农商", "target": "你也是忙" }, { "source": "希望价格美好啊啊啊", "target": "美好" }, { "source": "怎么没有爱因为在心中", "target": "那是什么。。" }, { "source": "那是什么。。", "target": "貌似是一首歌吧" }, { "source": "貌似是一首歌吧", "target": "没听过。。" }, { "source": "没听过。。", "target": "。。?" }, { "source": "未经允许擅自喜欢你对不住了", "target": "以后的我" }, { "source": "全能女", "target": "可惜还没有人要" }, { "source": "这不就是进步么,吃不下东西,睡不着觉,心里恍恍惚惚,难受的是我们,别人是不知道的。可以出去走走,我现在就在火车上,虽然我是被生活所迫,但奔波起来往往会不那么想TA一些", "target": "我打算7月初出去走,可是只是我一个人也不知道可以去那里。我也是很想出去走走的,你去那里啊" }, { "source": "我打算7月初出去走,可是只是我一个人也不知道可以去那里。我也是很想出去走走的,你去那里啊", "target": "我现在在去青岛的路上呢,刚从四川出来" }, { "source": "我现在在去青岛的路上呢,刚从四川出来", "target": "旅行还是工作,7月初我有假期也出去走走。本来说好这个假期我和他出国的,去泰国,现在想一个人去走走我们说好的地方的,可是一个人又不想去了,现在一个人了也不知道去那里,心酸。命多殊途" }, { "source": "旅行还是工作,7月初我有假期也出去走走。本来说好这个假期我和他出国的,去泰国,现在想一个人去走走我们说好的地方的,可是一个人又不想去了,现在一个人了也不知道去那里,心酸。命多殊途", "target": "我现在属于无业游民,上半年把工作辞了去的四川,原本打算定居四川的,现在又灰溜溜的跑回来了,边找工作边到处走走" }, { "source": "开学又有故事听了?", "target": "看不到看不到" }, { "source": "好孩子,你还带饭的?这回你没理由不给我弄饭吃了噻?", "target": "你不说给我做" }, { "source": "他需要你帮他讨好莹莹", "target": "快憋说了你是个假的大哥" }, { "source": "快憋说了你是个假的大哥", "target": "我这么疼爱你" }, { "source": "一行白鹭上青天", "target": "那不就得了" }, { "source": "那不就得了", "target": "你真的是个女孩子吗?" }, { "source": "你真的是个女孩子吗?", "target": "至少是孩子." }, { "source": "至少是孩子.", "target": "怎么证明!明明是大妈。" }, { "source": "怎么证明!明明是大妈。", "target": "来找我啊" }, { "source": "人像模式老是虚化不到。虚化又不全,右下角虚不了。", "target": "对,这个确实人像模式不完善,不知道后期更新会不会解决" }, { "source": "你真回来了么?那走撒,秀恩爱去!", "target": "忙完这几天聚" }, { "source": "忙完这几天聚", "target": "你忙什么?" }, { "source": "哥哥好帅", "target": "虚假的笑" }, { "source": "手机已经坏了所以必须买一个新的", "target": "我懂我懂!哈哈哈鹏哥最近咋样小娃娃咧" }, { "source": "东圃租房子也不贵吧", "target": "之前那份工作在岗顶,所以住京溪。押金两个月走不了。现在等结束,三月份。" }, { "source": "秒赞", "target": "清明回家的后果就是超无聊" }, { "source": "放照片可一定要事先征得同意啊", "target": "不怕,我嘴毒。" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "不能浪费这些照片。", "target": "可不能浪费" }, { "source": "今晚你跟你老姐说了多少次晚安??", "target": "有这么恨吗?" }, { "source": "有这么恨吗?", "target": "啊呀玛呀,什么时候的问题现在才答,黄花菜都凉了" }, { "source": "啊呀玛呀,什么时候的问题现在才答,黄花菜都凉了", "target": "好菜不怕晚" }, { "source": "好菜不怕晚", "target": "放久会馊掉的" }, { "source": "放久会馊掉的", "target": "没事,你的肠胃我知道,耐用" }, { "source": "没事,你的肠胃我知道,耐用", "target": "切," }, { "source": "切,", "target": "文明用语,注意素质" }, { "source": "文明用语,注意素质", "target": "哪个字不文明了,是切吗?切不文明吗,切咋就成不文明了" }, { "source": "收到短信没?", "target": "收到了" }, { "source": "看不懂,是元宵开车出门吗??", "target": "昂,开车出门。堵的不行行" }, { "source": "请问猫咪咖啡在哪里呀,m巧克力是在哪里呢?", "target": "在上海" }, { "source": "在上海", "target": "嗯在什么位置呢,南京路步行街附近吗" }, { "source": "谈恋爱后连脸都不敢露啦", "target": "这都被你发现了" }, { "source": "这个娃娃在那里可以买到呀", "target": "已经不贩售了" }, { "source": "怎么又去长滩了?什么时候去啊", "target": "十一哟" }, { "source": "十一哟", "target": "不去港澳啦?" }, { "source": "祖传的头油!晚上洗了中午就油绝望", "target": "我真滴天天洗澡洗头绝望" }, { "source": "我真滴天天洗澡洗头绝望", "target": "其实洗头过于频繁也会油" }, { "source": "幸福。", "target": "表面现象" }, { "source": "摘痣好主意", "target": "你也是吧!" }, { "source": "咬一口都要去医院打十几针,您把狗当狗,把人不当人了啊", "target": "并不是不把人当人,有些人连猪狗都不如,见过虐狗的人吗?见过逗狗杀狗的人吗?狗也有权利生存,不止是我们人。佛法有云:众生平等。" }, { "source": "你为什么可以做到分手没两个月就和别人在一起啊?我那么差劲吗?让你那么快就忘记吗?", "target": "是我的问题。别再想我" }, { "source": "今天在摄影师那边看到你照片了", "target": "是今天的吗还是以前的" }, { "source": "想知道小金鱼的故事", "target": "这哪跟哪儿?" }, { "source": "烤榴莲今天有需要吗?我们可以送货", "target": "在吗?" }, { "source": "老友周末愉快!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "我怎么舍得吃你的主食呢", "target": "别客气这是特地为你准备的不要太感动" }, { "source": "别客气这是特地为你准备的不要太感动", "target": "为我准备的也不煮好点的" }, { "source": "这张不好看哦,胸P的太大了,就显得好奇怪", "target": "呵呵,可是胸的真的。" }, { "source": "我在内江等你~", "target": "有糖城的妹子么?" }, { "source": "大姐你在干嘛", "target": "在爱你" }, { "source": "在爱你", "target": "好吧被你吓到了您继续" }, { "source": "好吧被你吓到了您继续", "target": "嗯,你甭管" }, { "source": "破戒啦", "target": "哇卡卡" }, { "source": "当当姐今天也在广州?好羡慕当当姐能够常见到小新。", "target": "没有,我没去啊" }, { "source": "我可是看到了你王者的排位", "target": "我不打排位的,心太累" }, { "source": "王爷您是在傲娇嘛", "target": "我在遗憾,当年也曾直男过" }, { "source": "我在遗憾,当年也曾直男过", "target": "别这样,真爱无敌" }, { "source": "回到家没", "target": "没、路上" }, { "source": "没、路上", "target": "又去约会了" }, { "source": "又去约会了", "target": "补习啊" }, { "source": "会不会全身上下都穿了lv", "target": "怎么可能?" }, { "source": "你的锁骨怎么就那么好看", "target": "优点多了去" }, { "source": "20岁的蓝招好好看啊!", "target": "我19岁" }, { "source": "我19岁", "target": "无所谓的重点又不在这里" }, { "source": "我离中秋最近", "target": "中秋生日" }, { "source": "我突然好想种一棵萝卜...", "target": "我想种一些长得快的菜,最好可以水培的" }, { "source": "我想种一些长得快的菜,最好可以水培的", "target": "豆芽" }, { "source": "成都艺术职业学院的在哪里?有木有呀?", "target": "竟然还有" }, { "source": "那你快来我们寝室住。跟我一起读书", "target": "巴之不得今天我走的时候武汉的天都在哭泣" }, { "source": "巴之不得今天我走的时候武汉的天都在哭泣", "target": "不是可以换寝室吗??换吧换吧" }, { "source": "俗话说得好:长得丑不可怕,关键要会弹吉他", "target": "啊哈哈哈,我要学弹吉他!" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈,我要学弹吉他!", "target": "可是你不丑呀" }, { "source": "迟钝才好就是喜欢慢半拍~你不知道有一种东西叫装傻吗?", "target": "哦~原来你是那种人哦~看不出~" }, { "source": "大脸盘子的痛你不懂", "target": "给你看,我的脸大不大" }, { "source": "女生什么时候最想要", "target": "看个人" }, { "source": "不晓得你天天在想些啥子", "target": "哈哈哈你不来索?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你不来索?", "target": "我又不是铁做仂" }, { "source": "好奇考古的日常真的像纪录片里那样吗", "target": "我要怎么回答你呢" }, { "source": "口红不适合你", "target": "花你的钱了???" }, { "source": "置身寂寞路途", "target": "都是狗" }, { "source": "都是狗", "target": "不,我到了全是腿" }, { "source": "不,我到了全是腿", "target": "哥们病句吧没读懂" }, { "source": "小编有什么事可以帮到你呢?", "target": "那能不能麻烦小编帮我联系到这个同学呢" }, { "source": "那能不能麻烦小编帮我联系到这个同学呢", "target": "嗯,你有什么事情呢?" }, { "source": "去旅游阿", "target": "几时开学啊?" }, { "source": "这是下雪了吗", "target": "没有,据说这周末要下~" }, { "source": "没有,据说这周末要下~", "target": "起得够早啊" }, { "source": "起得够早啊", "target": "很早就醒了,没福气睡觉啊" }, { "source": "很早就醒了,没福气睡觉啊", "target": "今天给了暖气,明天就可以睡了" }, { "source": "今天给了暖气,明天就可以睡了", "target": "木有暖气啊~" }, { "source": "木有暖气啊~", "target": "不是说今天开始吗?既然起了,吃油条去吧" }, { "source": "不是说今天开始吗?既然起了,吃油条去吧", "target": "我刚刚听到暖气片里流水的声音了" }, { "source": "天青色等烟雨后面是", "target": "后面是在" }, { "source": "今天真的特别美加油啊会一直疯狂为你打call滴", "target": "你是最会夸的" }, { "source": "加油,在哪里考", "target": "育才,你呢" }, { "source": "有狗了", "target": "我跟我机油用" }, { "source": "我跟我机油用", "target": "就麻油见过基友用情头滴" }, { "source": "就麻油见过基友用情头滴", "target": "那可能只有我吧" }, { "source": "考试周还在刷这个的我基本是条废咸鱼了", "target": "考试当天还在玩恋与制作人的我也是条废鱼干" }, { "source": "考试当天还在玩恋与制作人的我也是条废鱼干", "target": "加油啊,想想考完之后美好的寒假" }, { "source": "加油好好复习备考!", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "没有高考那天的吗0607", "target": "有的我翻到了" }, { "source": "大叔看样熊毛病不少啊", "target": "昂涨饱个熊样啊" }, { "source": "我有点心动…我的头发还漂过", "target": "没漂过的话跟我效果差不多" }, { "source": "别和我说那个老女人,给了我80简直不想说她什么", "target": "我70" }, { "source": "我70", "target": "老子应用文都75我还能说什么" }, { "source": "唐人街探案2好看,昊然弟弟很帅", "target": "是的是的!" }, { "source": "马上过年了,你们要压岁钱吗?", "target": "要的话你会给吗" }, { "source": "为什么脸这么长,真是尴尬啊", "target": "你家狗狗好了没" }, { "source": "你家狗狗好了没", "target": "耳朵还在3天上一次药,毛没掉那么严重,但是也没太长" }, { "source": "耳朵还在3天上一次药,毛没掉那么严重,但是也没太长", "target": "我家的也是。越掉越多。好了不带它出去乱疯了" }, { "source": "爱你们。爱到愿意永远跟大家在一起。", "target": "那就在一起吧" }, { "source": "前置摄像头怎么没有用", "target": "对我来说没用,影响手机整体美观" }, { "source": "早上好,微微", "target": "早匆匆" }, { "source": "蓝色降落伞在哪里呀?找不到", "target": "伞在浅浅旁边" }, { "source": "今天火鸡面努力了吗?努力了!", "target": "真棒!给你打call" }, { "source": "真棒!给你打call", "target": "其实真正要写的没有动" }, { "source": "其实真正要写的没有动", "target": "慢慢来,好货多磨" }, { "source": "昨晚梦到你,看来是该约个时间出来见见面了", "target": "哈哈那下周好吧" }, { "source": "来来来,找我玩", "target": "==明天上班" }, { "source": "==明天上班", "target": "你不上课?" }, { "source": "你不上课?", "target": "毕业了亲" }, { "source": "馋死我了", "target": "来的时候我们吃哈" }, { "source": "什么时候回纽约教我卷头发哭哭", "target": "我8/20左右到你呢!" }, { "source": "我8/20左右到你呢!", "target": "8.31下午不过我头发远远不够长哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "8.31下午不过我头发远远不够长哈哈哈哈", "target": "可以发明一个新卷法针对你那个长度" }, { "source": "可以发明一个新卷法针对你那个长度", "target": "仙女卷" }, { "source": "佳佳你胖了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "放下吧,兄弟,她都不来找你,也不给提示,你自己应该放下了,也许她之后就从没想过你了呢,?", "target": "这些我也想过只是谈何容易" }, { "source": "这些我也想过只是谈何容易", "target": "我也知道很不容易,所以,可以尝试去爱另一个人,或者等另一个懂你的人来爱你,你就会知道原来世界真的很美好!你一直在坚持的只是那些过去,没办法,过去只是过去,也许你坚持的爱并不适合!" }, { "source": "我也知道很不容易,所以,可以尝试去爱另一个人,或者等另一个懂你的人来爱你,你就会知道原来世界真的很美好!你一直在坚持的只是那些过去,没办法,过去只是过去,也许你坚持的爱并不适合!", "target": "我会好好考虑你说的话谢谢兄弟" }, { "source": "我会好好考虑你说的话谢谢兄弟", "target": "我以前一直以为没有适不适合,只有爱的够不够,可我现在才发现原来适合真的很重要!我过去是真的很爱很爱另一个她,可是我现在我们的性格也许并不适合,爱的有些勉强,也许你的那个她也是觉得不适合呢?相信我,真的,分开总有分开的道理,如果你不能改变事实,就试着去发现另一个世界吧!" }, { "source": "开心", "target": "开心啥" }, { "source": "开心啥", "target": "不告诉你" }, { "source": "包包和睡衣标配啊", "target": "那是手机套哈啊哈" }, { "source": "那是手机套哈啊哈", "target": "你咋这童趣起来睡觉了晚安" }, { "source": "女生的关系真复杂", "target": "我也这样认为" }, { "source": "早安友", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "集中子弹打在一个地方啊游戏~~~", "target": "看好的就该集中子弹,真心错啊。" }, { "source": "等着你的爬山图", "target": "这不发了吗" }, { "source": "这不发了吗", "target": "这里哪有山了我要的是爬到山上的图" }, { "source": "这里哪有山了我要的是爬到山上的图", "target": "你要啥就发啥吗,不存在的" }, { "source": "你要啥就发啥吗,不存在的", "target": "有可能会有呢等着呗" }, { "source": "我有一点累", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "学姐长胖啦", "target": "学长技术问题…我的错…" }, { "source": "学长技术问题…我的错…", "target": "就是嘛!怎么一个暑假不见这么胖了" }, { "source": "我在巴黎呢你早说啊", "target": "你去巴黎干嘛" }, { "source": "你去巴黎干嘛", "target": "玩啊哈哈哈我休假呢" }, { "source": "玩啊哈哈哈我休假呢", "target": "我又要进入加班期了" }, { "source": "我又要进入加班期了", "target": "我也快了因为假期要结束了" }, { "source": "你那么觉得自己了不起,不过看到你用红米3s,我就放心了。哈哈哈!", "target": "不知道是谁觉得自己了不起!我还挺骄傲我用的是红米3s!对你我就呵呵了" }, { "source": "不知道是谁觉得自己了不起!我还挺骄傲我用的是红米3s!对你我就呵呵了", "target": "哈哈哈哈,看到这句话莫名的开心!" }, { "source": "你俩在一起了是不是!!!!", "target": "你是羡慕么" }, { "source": "你是羡慕么", "target": "囧得了吧" }, { "source": "已经有人把照片发我邮箱去帮她回学校洗了之后交了", "target": "要不……" }, { "source": "这船票干吗用的啊", "target": "逃命..." }, { "source": "逃命...", "target": "有人追杀你啊" }, { "source": "我以前经常和朋友聚会,两周聚一次,每次都是两三点吧,我还是很喜欢的", "target": "那是在学校的时候?现在工作了还会吗?" }, { "source": "那是在学校的时候?现在工作了还会吗?", "target": "我单身的时候就经常聚会,上次又跑去聚会超过12点了我女朋友也不开心,后来哄了好几天,然后我去的频率低了就好了" }, { "source": "我单身的时候就经常聚会,上次又跑去聚会超过12点了我女朋友也不开心,后来哄了好几天,然后我去的频率低了就好了", "target": "女的都会不高兴的,而且每次那么晚回来,还醉醺醺的。" }, { "source": "女的都会不高兴的,而且每次那么晚回来,还醉醺醺的。", "target": "我都不怎么喝醉,喝到差不多我就不喝了!那你给你男朋友说啊" }, { "source": "我都不怎么喝醉,喝到差不多我就不喝了!那你给你男朋友说啊", "target": "他不会拒绝,气死我了。到点了还不好意思走!" }, { "source": "他不会拒绝,气死我了。到点了还不好意思走!", "target": "讲道理到点了我也不好意思走,不会拒绝就真的有点难受" }, { "source": "讲道理到点了我也不好意思走,不会拒绝就真的有点难受", "target": "对啊!好几次了,我很生气非要闹崩。" }, { "source": "健康第一", "target": "嗯,对" }, { "source": "我昨天九点半就睡了", "target": "我比你晚了3个多小时" }, { "source": "我是天体", "target": "一时激动没看清没看清删了删了" }, { "source": "为啥没找到这个滤镜", "target": "是在表情里找的!港风可以换流年" }, { "source": "是在表情里找的!港风可以换流年", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "好滴", "target": "超美超逆天" }, { "source": "男主渣死我,女主气死我。我现在没空感受浪漫,气愤难平", "target": "你看的是哪个两小无猜" }, { "source": "秀恩爱!!!", "target": "刚第一回嘛" }, { "source": "羡慕妒忌恨!!", "target": "他今天去一家做外贸的公司整网线,老板送他的。" }, { "source": "他今天去一家做外贸的公司整网线,老板送他的。", "target": "真好,重点是蛮漂亮的。" }, { "source": "第二题的题目是不是有点问题?可是按照你说的方法解不出来,可能是我笨吧,所以想请教网友帮忙解答一下。", "target": "我也觉得很奇怪算不出来题目应该错了" }, { "source": "睁着眼睛说瞎话真厉害", "target": "你说个我看看" }, { "source": "你说个我看看", "target": "还开个小号,厉害死了" }, { "source": "还开个小号,厉害死了", "target": "有本事你开啊,拦你了吗,你眼还能透视啊,那你去医院不就好了么,医院多需要你啊" }, { "source": "去哪里?", "target": "春晖苑" }, { "source": "春晖苑", "target": "困啊" }, { "source": "想问精分什么时候开团囤货已经用完了", "target": "10号晚八点哦" }, { "source": "10号晚八点哦", "target": "八点过啦!!!" }, { "source": "下午你可以再试一次", "target": "她差点都把我准考证收走了!" }, { "source": "她差点都把我准考证收走了!", "target": "……这么惨…" }, { "source": "不会做饭就不是好妈妈???", "target": "会做饭不一定是好妈妈,但好妈妈一定会做好饭。" }, { "source": "会做饭不一定是好妈妈,但好妈妈一定会做好饭。", "target": "呵呵,妈妈不要上班吗?不要养家吗?就一定要做饭吗?" }, { "source": "我必须再说一次太牛了'下次攒发票你来刮!", "target": "没问题~" }, { "source": "是不是发现了B612相机的无敌瘦脸效果~~~不过看着好心疼", "target": "是的是的哈哈哈你心疼啥~" }, { "source": "早呀", "target": "早!" }, { "source": "北方的天就是会比较蓝", "target": "这样子的,长见识了" }, { "source": "热情的沙漠,还有这几朵漂亮的沙漠玫瑰", "target": "应是这几朵漂亮的沙漠老玫瑰哈" }, { "source": "还想求占座的。。", "target": "图书馆真的太闷了,你也别去了" }, { "source": "图书馆真的太闷了,你也别去了", "target": "但是暖和太冷没衣服御寒。。" }, { "source": "但是暖和太冷没衣服御寒。。", "target": "总之我这学期不打算去了" }, { "source": "周末快乐!", "target": "又到周末" }, { "source": "+1我也想要测评", "target": "考虑转型测评博主" }, { "source": "考虑转型测评博主", "target": "给你打call" }, { "source": "男闺蜜是备胎吗", "target": "男闺蜜不是备胎,男闺蜜就是朋友,绝对不可能上升到爱情!!我男闺蜜就是我确定了我绝对不会有那方面想法的男生" }, { "source": "哟哟晒幸福哦", "target": "请允许大龄女青年晒下幸福" }, { "source": "坚持运动运动不是两三个月就会真的瘦下来的", "target": "嗯!!!!要在出去玩前瘦下来!" }, { "source": "嗯!!!!要在出去玩前瘦下来!", "target": "不嫌弃你肉肉" }, { "source": "不嫌弃你肉肉", "target": "我要坚持把肉肉减掉去!" }, { "source": "陈总去旅游了?", "target": "是啊.哈" }, { "source": "那个年代的时尚时尚最时尚", "target": "闭嘴" }, { "source": "哆啦A梦,我要铜锣烧", "target": "问大雄才对" }, { "source": "你听枕边人磨牙哇", "target": "我也不确定那个是不是磨牙推测应该是" }, { "source": "我也不确定那个是不是磨牙推测应该是", "target": "下次换个男的对比就晓得了" }, { "source": "下次换个男的对比就晓得了", "target": "你这人思想忒复杂了不和你玩儿了" }, { "source": "我想吃鲜芋仙芋圆", "target": "宝宝快睡吧,这样就不会馋了" }, { "source": "宝宝快睡吧,这样就不会馋了", "target": "晚安啊" }, { "source": "我也可想醉一次~", "target": "摩羯小妹能喝不?" }, { "source": "妹子,格子丝带和黑色丝带手感是不是一样的?我的格子好硬啊……", "target": "格子的是比黑色的硬" }, { "source": "新的一年,开工了!!努力", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "果汁妹妹,以后还是要见面的哦", "target": "开车带我兜风吧大雄哥哥" }, { "source": "突出一个字就是圆!", "target": "要漂亮呢。是画画在鸡蛋上。" }, { "source": "要漂亮呢。是画画在鸡蛋上。", "target": "想想魔法师的学徒里面那个套娃!" }, { "source": "课代表什么时候上新,快点的", "target": "快啦~" }, { "source": "前面的阴好短啊", "target": "阴短个人先精神" }, { "source": "阴短个人先精神", "target": "其实我也挺短的" }, { "source": "年少的喜欢算不得真正的爱情,但也是真心", "target": "真心的喜欢可是最后受伤了吧" }, { "source": "你们都不去我才不要一个人独守空房…", "target": "阿黄在" }, { "source": "哪位阿婆啊==我倒是认识个叔婆的。", "target": "那你就叫叔婆煮给你吃啊==" }, { "source": "那你就叫叔婆煮给你吃啊==", "target": "她煮的太咸了" }, { "source": "她煮的太咸了", "target": "那你就自己煮" }, { "source": "那你就自己煮", "target": "我想说我出去买不行么" }, { "source": "我想说我出去买不行么", "target": "随便你啊" }, { "source": "随便你啊", "target": "那就是啦,说到底你也是个吃货。" }, { "source": "那就是啦,说到底你也是个吃货。", "target": "才知道啊" }, { "source": "才知道啊", "target": "早知道咯,看一连串的在吃。怎么就吃不肥你。" }, { "source": "早知道咯,看一连串的在吃。怎么就吃不肥你。", "target": "我也想知道为什么吃不肥==" }, { "source": "我也想知道为什么吃不肥==", "target": "可能是胃消化好,没消化好" }, { "source": "可能是胃消化好,没消化好", "target": "所以我应该高兴吗可以放心当个吃货" }, { "source": "所以我应该高兴吗可以放心当个吃货", "target": "按心理应该说是,但是我烦吃不胖。我都吃那么多粮食了死都吃不胖。" }, { "source": "回家增肥吧你", "target": "你好袋鼠肉吃得怎么样?" }, { "source": "你好袋鼠肉吃得怎么样?", "target": "真不好听。。。吃了一口,没啥特别。。牛肉好吃" }, { "source": "真不好听。。。吃了一口,没啥特别。。牛肉好吃", "target": "呃哈哈哈关好听什么事很明显你吃傻了.." }, { "source": "呃哈哈哈关好听什么事很明显你吃傻了..", "target": "其实骨头多过肉" }, { "source": "粉色太少女了!樱花星冰乐真好看!", "target": "真的是!而且这次味道还不错!" }, { "source": "哥哥刚从机场到家……", "target": "去哪了?" }, { "source": "为什么还谢不喜欢的?", "target": "因为那些人的骂声,对他是一种鞭策一种磨励,让他更努力更进步了。" }, { "source": "发现可以代收快递的小伙伴了…", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "我觉得我作业好多好多了,看到你的图纸的规格,给跪了", "target": "A0好几张主要是设计难啊" }, { "source": "怎么看不到奶泡呢?", "target": "其实我过夸张自己了跟你比没得比" }, { "source": "想起一个细思极恐的段子:一个科学家造出了能通过图灵测试的机器人,结果测试时它没有通过图灵测试。", "target": "这个电影叫机械姬,不建议看删节版的" }, { "source": "这个电影叫机械姬,不建议看删节版的", "target": "很恐怖吗?晚上看看,不,还是下午看吧" }, { "source": "戒烟", "target": "戒了。" }, { "source": "花痴~", "target": "切。。。咱学校的咱级的就是不是咱院的。正经高富帅外加学习好。" }, { "source": "切。。。咱学校的咱级的就是不是咱院的。正经高富帅外加学习好。", "target": "那就把他搞到手吧。看你那么喜欢。" }, { "source": "那就把他搞到手吧。看你那么喜欢。", "target": "不认识不认识啊,肿么能认识啊。。。" }, { "source": "生日快乐,朋友", "target": "谢啦,不过是昨天的," }, { "source": "有谷物牛奶或谷物酸奶吗?", "target": "有谷物牛奶。红豆的。等一下,我艾特您" }, { "source": "瞧瞧…其实没人说什么,你却非来印证一些东西。", "target": "不是印证什么,你是公众人物,你一言一行,影响很大人,能力越大责任越大" }, { "source": "祝你越来越可爱", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈和你一样可爱" }, { "source": "那个西瓜是不是太浪费了给我个勺我还能继续吃", "target": "看着很心疼" }, { "source": "夏季很磅礴震撼吗如今冬季。看不到人影", "target": "就是冷" }, { "source": "你居然在叫饭", "target": "我去尝尝好吃了我约你" }, { "source": "我去尝尝好吃了我约你", "target": "行,我记住了啊" }, { "source": "一家三口齐活", "target": "哈哈哈笑死" }, { "source": "你是个好男人。", "target": "你好懂我。" }, { "source": "哥要过生日了?", "target": "晕死,上周刚过完。哈哈" }, { "source": "晕死,上周刚过完。哈哈", "target": "额。。。我补个生日快乐啊。!!" }, { "source": "额。。。我补个生日快乐啊。!!", "target": "哈!请我吃雪糕" }, { "source": "哈!请我吃雪糕", "target": "你这个想法奇葩..." }, { "source": "女大学生", "target": "嗯,你说的女大学生一定不包括我,我才没那么坑呢,mvp呢,看到没" }, { "source": "红裤子是本命年的意思?", "target": "不是他还小呢" }, { "source": "不是他还小呢", "target": "一点都不像啊" }, { "source": "过年了都还不回来", "target": "大年三十能回来就不错了" }, { "source": "大年三十能回来就不错了", "target": "你保重啊" }, { "source": "你保重啊", "target": "一定的,我的驾照" }, { "source": "肥肠无语了", "target": "哇啊啊才发现我上错号了这个是小号" }, { "source": "恩利港下雨没", "target": "马上都要被淹掉了" }, { "source": "马上都要被淹掉了", "target": "哈哈哈哈你快不行的时候我去救你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你快不行的时候我去救你", "target": "看现在这情况我应该暂时不会有危险" }, { "source": "你爸电话给我喊他不给你钱咯", "target": "不给我钱我怎么存!!!!!" }, { "source": "不给我钱我怎么存!!!!!", "target": "直接打到另外的卡上密码不给" }, { "source": "直接打到另外的卡上密码不给", "target": "现在在家本来就没得生活费都是一点一点从他们那扣出来的" }, { "source": "认输了吗", "target": "他认输了" }, { "source": "嫌我恋爱经历少,不会处理感情问题。嫌我太爱他,以致于不会保护自己。背了整个锅!找那么多理由,其实就是他不爱呗", "target": "你看的很明白,那些自以为是的小聪明…" }, { "source": "看见不一定为实,请不要随便谩骂一位女生", "target": "眼见还不能为实,那么请问耳听可以为实喽," }, { "source": "我们打算周末去天津的,不知道你们愿否同去", "target": "病成这样你还要去天津?" }, { "source": "熙宇你不知道脸上有肉更显年轻吗~哈哈", "target": "别别别说肉了,还是说猫吧。" }, { "source": "别别别说肉了,还是说猫吧。", "target": "哈哈哈已经在说啦" }, { "source": "你现在给平顶山有认识大哥了吧", "target": "嗯!咋了!不服来战!" }, { "source": "嗯!咋了!不服来战!", "target": "连嫩大哥一起打" }, { "source": "学姐就是有学问", "target": "开玩笑" }, { "source": "我人机贼6小哥哥要一起玩吗", "target": "我玩不来王者荣耀" }, { "source": "我玩不来王者荣耀", "target": "你骗人我看到了" }, { "source": "自从有了娃儿好久没有的状态,听你提起,陷入回忆中", "target": "时间过的太快了感慨万千啊" }, { "source": "湿答答的一想到是别人用手抓过的我就不想吃即使他手洗的比我的手干净", "target": "赞同,感觉真的很不卫生" }, { "source": "朕……想……吟诗一首", "target": "想什么想闭嘴" }, { "source": "想什么想闭嘴", "target": "想。" }, { "source": "你两咋又约了!", "target": "寂寞" }, { "source": "幸福!", "target": "嘤嘤嘤!!!" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤!!!", "target": "替我好好看看他。我希望明年最后一场能去(估计悬)" }, { "source": "你还在倒库?", "target": "侧方,那个去年考过了" }, { "source": "侧方,那个去年考过了", "target": "哦哦,我都要热疯了" }, { "source": "哦哦,我都要热疯了", "target": "我天天练车晒着我都没吭气" }, { "source": "因为喜欢你,我什么都愿意为你做,包括不去喜欢你。", "target": "因为爱你,我连你不爱我都能接受" }, { "source": "乔女神哇", "target": "什么乔女神" }, { "source": "什么乔女神", "target": "演讲老师叫个啥" }, { "source": "去章丘应该就有空调了吧,不是一直吵着要空调嘛", "target": "去年刚安上了" }, { "source": "千万不要纠结在过去....一定要放下过去面对未来。每一个努力都是为了能遇到更好的未来", "target": "你这么早你也知道以前我的那些瓜事啦我是不想记起的如果不是因为那时候遇错了人也不至于这么辛苦我妈时常都还在骂我忍久了会生病的" }, { "source": "白日梦做的笑嘻了", "target": "晚上好吗" }, { "source": "忘了问你…那个…周五晚上没起夜?", "target": "拉一晚上算嘛" }, { "source": "这个包我已经盯上它好久了", "target": "拿下" }, { "source": "你好适合平刘海呀", "target": "哈哈哈可惜自己不会打理只能戴假发啦" }, { "source": "晚安晚安!!!!!!", "target": "爱你,我还是不打了…" }, { "source": "爱你,我还是不打了…", "target": "我也睡觉了,刷一晚上一下没了,真坑人" }, { "source": "我也睡觉了,刷一晚上一下没了,真坑人", "target": "泪,不酱紫了…偶表达桑心…" }, { "source": "这大夜还在花痴", "target": "准备睡了瞌睡过了时间点主要你也早睡晚安嗒" }, { "source": "回忆总想哭一个人太孤独", "target": "不至于,不至于,生活还是很美好的" }, { "source": "求带飞", "target": "对了,忘了告诉你,我就是学车的" }, { "source": "对了,忘了告诉你,我就是学车的", "target": "惊了" }, { "source": "昨天坐车一个97一个96的叫我姐姐想哭", "target": "没关系你比她们美" }, { "source": "没关系你比她们美", "target": "不不不男森" }, { "source": "首先你要有自知之明有没得紫霞那么那么的美丽", "target": "悟空,别说话" }, { "source": "悟空,别说话", "target": "我不会踏着七彩祥云来娶你哈哈找都不来找你" }, { "source": "我不会踏着七彩祥云来娶你哈哈找都不来找你", "target": "悟空" }, { "source": "悟空", "target": "你硬是以为你是紫霞慢烧冲完得" }, { "source": "举手同意您", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "但你有听说,杰伦今年因为此电影,就不每年发一张砖啦~今年就没啦...你不觉遗憾吗?!?!?", "target": "反正他的唱歌已经到巅峰了一直听老歌也可以" }, { "source": "反正他的唱歌已经到巅峰了一直听老歌也可以", "target": "哇...如此高的评价...怎么我就瞬间无语了..." }, { "source": "从来不6点走,哼", "target": "《哼》喊麦走起…" }, { "source": "只要你卡姐不拍食物那就是世界和平", "target": "哈哈可能是食物的错" }, { "source": "去哪里?!!同朋友。", "target": "东冲。同事" }, { "source": "东冲。同事", "target": "哈哈!手信!" }, { "source": "22米清明上河图十字绣!老板说了绣好值30万", "target": "谁会买啊,我觉得要买的都是傻" }, { "source": "唉你不知道吗?她已经有了男朋友了,而且那个男生是我蛮喜欢的一个男人。我依然觉得她不仅配不上兔子更配不上会长。谈恋爱就谈恋爱嘛还那么高调受不了,不知道当年“峰幂”红的发紫吗?她怎么就不考虑兔子的感受啊?灏明没事高调还不错可经历“火吻”………算了我无语了", "target": "她的事我不想知道,只要兔子喜欢的人不是她就最好不过了?" }, { "source": "一号店好多种进口奶,哪个牌子好啊", "target": "这个还不错哦" }, { "source": "这个还不错哦", "target": "改天去你店里坐坐" }, { "source": "改天去你店里坐坐", "target": "好呀我把几种牛奶都给你尝尝口感" }, { "source": "注意照顾好自己。", "target": "恩,谢谢,你也一样。" }, { "source": "好阔爱!!!你们家保时捷?", "target": "是的呀!" }, { "source": "许愿树,某一棵树还挂着我的愿望", "target": "哈哈实现了吗?" }, { "source": "请让我们走进30年前博主的初中生活~", "target": "我才27岁" }, { "source": "减重效果如何?", "target": "两顿大餐就把我吃回来了" }, { "source": "狗留下", "target": "只要你有吃的,自动跟你走" }, { "source": "只要你有吃的,自动跟你走", "target": "快来吧我这都是吃的" }, { "source": "快来吧我这都是吃的", "target": "听不懂人话,要看见实物才行" }, { "source": "在十几岁年纪相知到几十岁吧", "target": "才不要和你到几十岁呢,我要到一百岁" }, { "source": "才不要和你到几十岁呢,我要到一百岁", "target": "行行行几百岁可以不" }, { "source": "行行行几百岁可以不", "target": "可以可以活成老妖怪" }, { "source": "早安小可爱", "target": "晚安阿坑" }, { "source": "椰汁牛奶嘛??", "target": "就是有种说不出的味道,我不怎么喜欢,下次我一定要试试打奶的味道,在爱奇艺看到的广告" }, { "source": "就是有种说不出的味道,我不怎么喜欢,下次我一定要试试打奶的味道,在爱奇艺看到的广告", "target": "打奶茶不好喝!" }, { "source": "打奶茶不好喝!", "target": "你喝的抹茶还是红茶?" }, { "source": "你喝的抹茶还是红茶?", "target": "抹茶的一点都不好喝" }, { "source": "你哥废话太多!!!", "target": "感觉这个演唱会开了一个世纪" }, { "source": "感觉这个演唱会开了一个世纪", "target": "就是。现场的星星都嫌弃他了!" }, { "source": "我每次问他要钱买酸奶,最后给的都是5块", "target": "你爸太可爱了" }, { "source": "你爸太可爱了", "target": "送给你吧" }, { "source": "送给你吧", "target": "不用了不用了~那你不就没了啊~~~" }, { "source": "我信不过自己,咱俩大脑换了以后那咱俩就分不开了,我的还会想我,你的还会想你", "target": "那也8错我还能窥探你的小秘密" }, { "source": "那也8错我还能窥探你的小秘密", "target": "那你意思是咱俩大后半辈子就在一起将就了呗你就不怕我窥探你的?" }, { "source": "那你意思是咱俩大后半辈子就在一起将就了呗你就不怕我窥探你的?", "target": "是思想可以达到共鸣人还是各生活各的" }, { "source": "是思想可以达到共鸣人还是各生活各的", "target": "没法活了,脑子都不是自己的了还有啥自由" }, { "source": "没法活了,脑子都不是自己的了还有啥自由", "target": "掌握别人思绪的赶脚真好哇今天真是个好天气" }, { "source": "单身狗给跪,想要出去咬人", "target": "走,我带你去" }, { "source": "老乡啊,我妈老喜欢你了,我妈说希望下场如果你对裁判的判罚不满,不要跟他理论了,这样影响你的情绪,改变不了的话就调整心态打好下一个球!加油!", "target": "佛爷说的对!" }, { "source": "朋友来,干了这盆硬菜", "target": "这怎么吃一节一节咬还是一口全撸下来" }, { "source": "向我这种就天天冒泡泡的真应该珍惜", "target": "对呀对呀,珍贵的泡泡" }, { "source": "对呀对呀,珍贵的泡泡", "target": "不开心大早晨来练车,教练让我等着,等了半小时还看不到人难道是我又来晚啦" }, { "source": "不开心大早晨来练车,教练让我等着,等了半小时还看不到人难道是我又来晚啦", "target": "是他来晚了应该,我也在等车,等回家的车" }, { "source": "是他来晚了应该,我也在等车,等回家的车", "target": "已经有人开始在练车啦他们都是神话" }, { "source": "已经有人开始在练车啦他们都是神话", "target": "没事,你明年也是神话" }, { "source": "没事,你明年也是神话", "target": "我会告诉你其实我是前年就已经报名了嘛" }, { "source": "我会告诉你其实我是前年就已经报名了嘛", "target": "老司机了" }, { "source": "你,打折处理了吧", "target": "就开头结尾" }, { "source": "就开头结尾", "target": "什么开头结尾?" }, { "source": "什么开头结尾?", "target": "就是聊天中间没截到" }, { "source": "就是聊天中间没截到", "target": "全截了,你还好意思发" }, { "source": "全截了,你还好意思发", "target": "所以没全截啊啊啊啊啊,加你的班" }, { "source": "快11月了,有感觉到冬天要来吗.", "target": "没有感觉到噢。还好没有。我不喜欢冬天。" }, { "source": "今天的马卡龙小俊甜到爆炸", "target": "到了真" }, { "source": "嫩华是什么意思", "target": "你头像热不" }, { "source": "你头像热不", "target": "哈哈哈关你屁事" }, { "source": "霍建华要结婚了怎么办?", "target": "他结婚是他的事啊,我追他又不是要嫁给他。。。。。" }, { "source": "女人,不要好奇", "target": "这是你的?很好很霸道" }, { "source": "这是你的?很好很霸道", "target": "不,我让你不要好奇" }, { "source": "脑子不好使怎么有机会得到玺包啊", "target": "智商真的不够" }, { "source": "你姓张你的幸福就是你家酷哥晚上找不到你人打电话给我了我再次受到伤害", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,我装作什么都听不懂的样子,怪他怪他~今天小盆友多吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,我装作什么都听不懂的样子,怪他怪他~今天小盆友多吗", "target": "中午的时候比较多晚上只有四个那个美院的学长晚上带了他的小学妹来助阵" }, { "source": "等不及了,梦里都是狄总", "target": "你不梦你的君上了?" }, { "source": "哎呀,我好饿,好穷啊,都没钱吃饭了。", "target": "笑而不语……" }, { "source": "你又瘦了(我猜那只猫是假的)", "target": "感动确实瘦了确实是假的" }, { "source": "感动确实瘦了确实是假的", "target": "嘻嘻虽然瘦了超级好看!但是注意身体哦!" }, { "source": "你好~请问这时节梯田还有的看么?我过两天也想走这段", "target": "这两天稻子都收割得差不多了,但是秋天还有点看头。过几天太冷了,应该不怎么好玩了" }, { "source": "这两天稻子都收割得差不多了,但是秋天还有点看头。过几天太冷了,应该不怎么好玩了", "target": "好哒我4号到谢谢~" }, { "source": "好哒我4号到谢谢~", "target": "没事,4号可以的" }, { "source": "枕头是!枕头好久没和我玩了!丢丢委屈", "target": "枕头没空打游戏" }, { "source": "枕头没空打游戏", "target": "今天呢!今天晚上呢!" }, { "source": "今天呢!今天晚上呢!", "target": "莫得空我八点下班搞七搞八就十二点了" }, { "source": "莫得空我八点下班搞七搞八就十二点了", "target": "我偷偷通宵你看有没有空!" }, { "source": "我偷偷通宵你看有没有空!", "target": "好有空我找你" }, { "source": "怎么不喊我陪你去", "target": "我想了的但是当时12点过了我想到你肯定都吃了饭了" }, { "source": "我想了的但是当时12点过了我想到你肯定都吃了饭了", "target": "作为11点过才起的人,怎么可能那么早就吃了午饭" }, { "source": "作为11点过才起的人,怎么可能那么早就吃了午饭", "target": "那明天去" }, { "source": "那明天去", "target": "嘿嘿,没问题啊" }, { "source": "我还没有见过明星呢,羡慕吖", "target": "有机会的有机会的~" }, { "source": "把你的脸分成六万块拼图给他送回去", "target": "这就过分了啊" }, { "source": "毕业了在家干嘛", "target": "吃吃喝喝玩玩~" }, { "source": "依然是我可爱的包包", "target": "是我们可爱包包们" }, { "source": "祝你在飞扬天下开心快乐", "target": "祝你和飞扬天下一起飞扬天下" }, { "source": "可悲你不知道的是“你放不下的人或许早已找到了代替你的人”卑微的爱情始终会让你卑微到尘埃里,为一个人付出太多青春不值得。希望我们都能释怀。", "target": "真的放不下。" }, { "source": "可是我想说,打开伞的过程中,伞不就让雨淋了吗?然后被淋的那面朝下,水不就滴身上了?只有我注意到吗", "target": "当合上伞的时候,伞的里面是朝外,可你别忘了你合上伞之后伞就是置于干燥的地方了" }, { "source": "中饭还没吃呢", "target": "迟了哦,赶紧吃,对胃不好的" }, { "source": "不上班怎么滴都好", "target": "今天人少!电话超级多!" }, { "source": "今天人少!电话超级多!", "target": "明天人继续少我继续休息。你咧?" }, { "source": "明天人继续少我继续休息。你咧?", "target": "我明天也休息!" }, { "source": "我明天也休息!", "target": "那就好,享受周末吧。" }, { "source": "那就好,享受周末吧。", "target": "恩!明天去买家具!" }, { "source": "恩!明天去买家具!", "target": "都装修好啦?好快" }, { "source": "都装修好啦?好快", "target": "恩!呵呵!" }, { "source": "恩!呵呵!", "target": "先恭祝乔迁之喜啦哈哈" }, { "source": "先恭祝乔迁之喜啦哈哈", "target": "谢谢!到时候来我家玩!" }, { "source": "谢谢!到时候来我家玩!", "target": "好撒哈哈。。" }, { "source": "我零专注网球无悬念", "target": "毫无悬念" }, { "source": "宝宝晚上好", "target": "好好放松心情" }, { "source": "去学车不叫上我!", "target": "你不是有证了??一直无证驾驶????" }, { "source": "你不是有证了??一直无证驾驶????", "target": "低调" }, { "source": "暖到你睡不着", "target": "我真的是乍一换地方睡会睡不好那种。而我旁边的这位说困了就秒睡" }, { "source": "我真的是乍一换地方睡会睡不好那种。而我旁边的这位说困了就秒睡", "target": "把他晃醒陪你玩" }, { "source": "还是要说一句,在抢楼活动我抢到了可是级数不够,伤心死我了。,难过死了。真恨自己。可是老大我还是好爱你啊怎么办。", "target": "6666是你啊" }, { "source": "6666是你啊", "target": "对的是我。,伤心死我了级数不够" }, { "source": "对的是我。,伤心死我了级数不够", "target": "你好可怜" }, { "source": "你好可怜", "target": "同情我吧亲。真心难过。" }, { "source": "为什么这么多人认为本命年会有不顺啊?", "target": "不太清楚。老人言而已,或许有它的道理~但是我不觉得不顺,都挺好的~" }, { "source": "不太清楚。老人言而已,或许有它的道理~但是我不觉得不顺,都挺好的~", "target": "像你这种人还熬夜呢?我以为你的作息很规律" }, { "source": "还早,都起来三小时了", "target": "你这是睡不住了吗" }, { "source": "你这是睡不住了吗", "target": "年纪大了,不好意思啊" }, { "source": "年纪大了,不好意思啊", "target": "这个真的不用不好意思的" }, { "source": "这个真的不用不好意思的", "target": "你是在嫌弃我的意思喽" }, { "source": "你是在嫌弃我的意思喽", "target": "哪里嫌弃你罗,你要不好意思的" }, { "source": "哪里嫌弃你罗,你要不好意思的", "target": "哼,感情淡了!!!" }, { "source": "生日快乐!!", "target": "回来见噶。" }, { "source": "五月,更美好!", "target": "嗯,是的" }, { "source": "雨小", "target": "你哪里,海曙一开窗马上被暴雨淋得一身湿" }, { "source": "根叔生日快乐~", "target": "小侄女真好现在在东北了吗" }, { "source": "小侄女真好现在在东北了吗", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "...富婆就是富婆", "target": "我晓得换你洗我了你不是好人" }, { "source": "为啥子你这么幸福,你的期末考呢", "target": "今天刚考完一科,放假回去再考一科,应该没关系吧,在家里我也有点担心" }, { "source": "今天刚考完一科,放假回去再考一科,应该没关系吧,在家里我也有点担心", "target": "轻松的科目吗~看你这么悠哉肯定么有问题啊" }, { "source": "轻松的科目吗~看你这么悠哉肯定么有问题啊", "target": "应该还好啦" }, { "source": "应该还好啦", "target": "我一点都不好,你来救我" }, { "source": "我一点都不好,你来救我", "target": "怎么救?你回来么" }, { "source": "大早上干嘛那么忧伤", "target": "不是好久都没起过这么早了,情绪较复杂阿" }, { "source": "不是好久都没起过这么早了,情绪较复杂阿", "target": "好吧。我也是。但情绪不复杂,只有忧伤" }, { "source": "好吧。我也是。但情绪不复杂,只有忧伤", "target": "淡淡的忧伤," }, { "source": "穿这种鞋穿什么袜子比较好呀?", "target": "我都穿船袜,不然露出来丑丑" }, { "source": "新年快乐~", "target": "谢谢一起走过的2014新一年要更好。" }, { "source": "谢谢一起走过的2014新一年要更好。", "target": "新的一年过去我又老了一岁。然而我什么都没有" }, { "source": "新的一年过去我又老了一岁。然而我什么都没有", "target": "有我" }, { "source": "有我", "target": "我要赶紧在15年把工作安定下来。找个男朋友" }, { "source": "我要赶紧在15年把工作安定下来。找个男朋友", "target": "我要赶紧找个吕盆友" }, { "source": "拉仇恨", "target": "哪有〜" }, { "source": "哪有〜", "target": "哪没有?" }, { "source": "哪没有?", "target": "好吧我错了" }, { "source": "好吧我错了", "target": "多大一房子啊" }, { "source": "多大一房子啊", "target": "加阳台和卫生间大概有三中宿舍一样大吧" }, { "source": "男神,论文写不下去了。求给力量~~~~~", "target": "显灵!赐予力量!" }, { "source": "显灵!赐予力量!", "target": "同求显灵,要一句煽情的话" }, { "source": "小猫都有人要啦?没有我帮你卖!我现在又开店了!", "target": "开撒店?" }, { "source": "开撒店?", "target": "老店新开" }, { "source": "换头像了呢", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "又去取棒子了", "target": "取字用得好" }, { "source": "来张显卡我配主机去。", "target": "我电脑配好了,就差显卡了" }, { "source": "你的纸牌屋也被禁了……?", "target": "。。。。。我也有看大爆炸" }, { "source": "。。。。。我也有看大爆炸", "target": "上次问你你不是说没有……还是廖宏铭……咦我好像把你们搞混了" }, { "source": "起得早,", "target": "这得感谢隔壁。。。从大半夜各种倒腾到早上七点" }, { "source": "这得感谢隔壁。。。从大半夜各种倒腾到早上七点", "target": "听不懂你在讲什么" }, { "source": "听不懂你在讲什么", "target": "我也不懂我说了什么。。。" }, { "source": "对对来个地三鲜儿吧强烈要求!!!我这都没得吃哎!", "target": "拒绝油炸" }, { "source": "调来开平了吗?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "淑媚姐骗我" }, { "source": "来喽", "target": "假的骗小孩都骗不到好嘛一个问题五十记不记得" }, { "source": "假的骗小孩都骗不到好嘛一个问题五十记不记得", "target": "那不都解答了嘛" }, { "source": "加油吧长脖子鹿", "target": "带我飞啊老哥" }, { "source": "新买的厨具吗", "target": "厨具?指碗碟么?用了一段时间了" }, { "source": "\"选房子一定要选附近外卖好吃的\"", "target": "对!!!我这小区最近的外卖三千米!!!我已经连着做了三个多月饭了!!!" }, { "source": "对!!!我这小区最近的外卖三千米!!!我已经连着做了三个多月饭了!!!", "target": "自己做饭会瘦的" }, { "source": "自己做饭会瘦的", "target": "一斤没瘦啊!!!" }, { "source": "我们自去年天津离别后就再也么见过了么...", "target": "以后也很少再见了么" }, { "source": "以后也很少再见了么", "target": "那倒不一定,世事难料呢" }, { "source": "那倒不一定,世事难料呢", "target": "难料的归难料的,可以预料的是难再聚" }, { "source": "哈哈。就是怕嫩不认识才赶紧发个照片了。我这名咋样。村味十足吧", "target": "饿。。乡村气息比较严重。。换路线了?" }, { "source": "饿。。乡村气息比较严重。。换路线了?", "target": "那必须" }, { "source": "那必须", "target": "话说这头像也是。。。味十足啊" }, { "source": "奶哥这张特帅", "target": "要是有刘海就好了" }, { "source": "姐妹早点睡", "target": "聊天吗" }, { "source": "心疼!后来我压啊压,拼凑出了一盘宝宝我这个号基本不发化妆了,你关注我,我感觉对不起你", "target": "没事,互动而已,请告知大号~" }, { "source": "没事,互动而已,请告知大号~", "target": "大号,哈哈哈,你怎么知道我在厕所呢但是是小号" }, { "source": "就像我执着减肥一样,我要瘦!", "target": "嗯呐你最棒" }, { "source": "期待朱正廷!!!", "target": "最期待" }, { "source": "今天看了二代妖精,不是尬吹,是真的蛮好看的,推荐", "target": "哇塞说的我想去看了,本来觉得会是个烂片" }, { "source": "我这才是失眠", "target": "你这叫通宵" }, { "source": "你这叫通宵", "target": "我刚跑步回来" }, { "source": "怕老鼠", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "出息。" }, { "source": "出息。", "target": "这就没办法的" }, { "source": "这就没办法的", "target": "养养仓鼠就不怕了" }, { "source": "养养仓鼠就不怕了", "target": "臭的,不要" }, { "source": "臭的,不要", "target": "还好吧" }, { "source": "还好吧", "target": "那你养,完了我瞅瞅就行" }, { "source": "那你养,完了我瞅瞅就行", "target": "笼子,粮食都有,就差买老鼠了" }, { "source": "老四辣么多嫔妃,你是谁", "target": "你叫你爹老四?" }, { "source": "没太阳地方还是满阴的", "target": "想知道是不是不能穿短裤的过几天也要去" }, { "source": "想知道是不是不能穿短裤的过几天也要去", "target": "可以的,我第二天短裤的" }, { "source": "可以的,我第二天短裤的", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "加油加油加油加油加油", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我其实好想知道他现在怎么样了,但是又觉得他肯定需要一个人静一静", "target": "我现在就像在等待一个决定..." }, { "source": "我现在就像在等待一个决定...", "target": "我觉得快了,你我都知道" }, { "source": "甜宝加油", "target": "加油喔" }, { "source": "你的小剧场看的我很欢乐,哈哈哈,以后要多多出品一些啊", "target": "会的啦明天就会更新一个。" }, { "source": "会的啦明天就会更新一个。", "target": "以后就随时关注你的微薄动态了,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "以后就随时关注你的微薄动态了,哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈好~~" }, { "source": "哈哈好~~", "target": "加油啊" }, { "source": "你的刘海被乌云遮住了吗?", "target": "是不是剪的特别崎岖" }, { "source": "你们有几个要走的?", "target": "一半吧,没数" }, { "source": "一半吧,没数", "target": "好吧都伤心了有这么多" }, { "source": "好吧都伤心了有这么多", "target": "看他们一个个收拾东西怪难受的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你爸超棒哦", "target": "咱俩换吧" }, { "source": "咱俩换吧", "target": "不要" }, { "source": "不都说财大气粗么?你都大钻戒了,还咽不下一个山楂?", "target": "夜市买的20块钱哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "夜市买的20块钱哈哈哈哈", "target": "你不觉得现在说太早了吗?" }, { "source": "你不觉得现在说太早了吗?", "target": "没事反正长的够真" }, { "source": "没事反正长的够真", "target": "说错了,我的意思是你说的太迟了。。。" }, { "source": "说错了,我的意思是你说的太迟了。。。", "target": "哈哈哈明天你可以吃糖球喝王老吉补补了这是儿童套餐" }, { "source": "为黄大侠打call", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "谢谢啦", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "衣服在哪买的", "target": "朋友小店" }, { "source": "朋友小店", "target": "在哪啊" }, { "source": "在哪啊", "target": "雁荡路南昌路,出色" }, { "source": "雁荡路南昌路,出色", "target": "贵不" }, { "source": "改编了老公写的一首歌那你看看~不得多才多艺嘛大班长真懂我啊明显你也是会用的嘛", "target": "我大二的时候就以他为生了。想想都两年没用了。时间也真是快。" }, { "source": "今天不平淡不简单!", "target": "快告诉我过程吖。" }, { "source": "我们浙江人……浙江有什么特点没", "target": "浙江温州浙江温州江南皮革厂倒闭了" }, { "source": "浙江温州浙江温州江南皮革厂倒闭了", "target": "噫。我不是温州人话说。。" }, { "source": "人家有最萌身高差呀~我这个170的汉子也就只有羡慕的份儿", "target": "比你矮点、168" }, { "source": "比你矮点、168", "target": "得找个190+的" }, { "source": "生来好动,易烊千玺。完美的代言人", "target": "来吧来吧" }, { "source": "天气太干了", "target": "看来我是一只人鱼王子" }, { "source": "看来我是一只人鱼王子", "target": "是的王子,快得到公主的爱回海里吧" }, { "source": "还是喜欢半步颠多些些虽然也喜欢清新诗的东洋风情", "target": "是啊,下周她在南宁有演唱会,你说我要不要去?" }, { "source": "这是春天的节奏", "target": "是呀你在欧洲浪好羡慕" }, { "source": "暖男大叔", "target": "真是唱得棒" }, { "source": "你的名字是诗,写满了年少的欢喜", "target": "梨涡浅笑" }, { "source": "要记住你", "target": "我已经记住你啦" }, { "source": "姑凉。你要发几遍", "target": "2遍" }, { "source": "2遍", "target": "要不要我帮你发一遍。。。" }, { "source": "还有一句话,必须要说!奔三的人要注意保养皮肤哦!别熬夜", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "扎心了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你的胸还是不够大", "target": "你大你大" }, { "source": "店铺首页做得越来越好了好有格调", "target": "哈哈喜欢就好。" }, { "source": "你啥子时候回去啊", "target": "17号12点多" }, { "source": "节哀吧", "target": "你。。。,节哀什么哦?他只是去读书" }, { "source": "你。。。,节哀什么哦?他只是去读书", "target": "我以为你们分手了对不起" }, { "source": "我以为你们分手了对不起", "target": "我有那么差劲吗?他要和我分手?呵呵" }, { "source": "我放弃了记者团", "target": "校团委疯了,明天培训8点到21点。呵呵呵!!" }, { "source": "校团委疯了,明天培训8点到21点。呵呵呵!!", "target": "我一直在睡" }, { "source": "我一直在睡", "target": "没的睡不开心!!!!" }, { "source": "爱国换友善?", "target": "我有友善!!" }, { "source": "国内好冷的,回来时要穿厚些啊。", "target": "哈哈我七月份才毕业呢还早还早" }, { "source": "哈哈我七月份才毕业呢还早还早", "target": "赶紧毕业吧,早点回北京。我自己也好无聊的…" }, { "source": "赶紧毕业吧,早点回北京。我自己也好无聊的…", "target": "我看你都上班了吗真好,我就想赶紧毕业了好工作." }, { "source": "我看你都上班了吗真好,我就想赶紧毕业了好工作.", "target": "快趁着半年浪一浪,上班了就不自由了。我在南锣鼓巷这边工作。等你回来了,附近美食走起…" }, { "source": "回来跟我细说女神被推到的经过结果", "target": "除了你谁也不行" }, { "source": "除了你谁也不行", "target": "嗯我知道你只告诉我" }, { "source": "经典或许要见证一个北方女孩和一个男方纯爷们的恋情...", "target": "南方果真有纯爷们儿?" }, { "source": "南方果真有纯爷们儿?", "target": "又细又小的纯爷们..." }, { "source": "又细又小的纯爷们...", "target": "你已经承认了" }, { "source": "你已经承认了", "target": "哈哈..我所谓..." }, { "source": "哈哈..我所谓...", "target": "你所谓?" }, { "source": "你所谓?", "target": "无所谓..." }, { "source": "无所谓...", "target": "没关系,乱乱,我会帮你辟谣的" }, { "source": "没关系,乱乱,我会帮你辟谣的", "target": "是实践之后再辟么..." }, { "source": "是实践之后再辟么...", "target": "从面相上看,应该不是;至于帮你辟谣嘛,这个需要潜规则一下你,才帮得上忙哦!" }, { "source": "宝宝来了吗", "target": "对对哒" }, { "source": "对对哒", "target": "恭喜恭喜恭喜你" }, { "source": "公车20多分钟吧", "target": "诶你是大学读研都在海南吗" }, { "source": "时间是把杀猪刀,一转眼你都出差结束了。", "target": "一!转!眼!个!屁!" }, { "source": "一!转!眼!个!屁!", "target": "吼吼。。。吼吼。。。" }, { "source": "朋友圈还是要积极向上的", "target": "那个没毛病" }, { "source": "晚安姐姐!愿幸福陪着你一夜好眠!", "target": "妹妹早安!" }, { "source": "班聚安排在这,再适合不过了", "target": "算鸟!下次找几个有兴致的同学自己玩好了!" }, { "source": "算鸟!下次找几个有兴致的同学自己玩好了!", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "腿短不是重点,重点是可以学跳舞", "target": "是呀!腿短照样把舞跳的棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "你现在不就是黑色嘛?", "target": "照片看着黑而已偏黄的土黄那种" }, { "source": "照片看着黑而已偏黄的土黄那种", "target": "趁着工作前染一些自己爱的颜色!!不过你黑发也很好看啊" }, { "source": "亲爱的小室友正要起飞", "target": "舍不得你!虽然你就在我背后!" }, { "source": "背景音乐好好听,是什么歌啊", "target": "半壶纱" }, { "source": "半壶纱", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "哇,优秀,可以抱图做头像吗?", "target": "好滴~" }, { "source": "很久没摸护手霜了手都干了", "target": "光摸不抹当然干" }, { "source": "我现在变成啊土了,我土么", "target": "不土你就是王" }, { "source": "不土你就是王", "target": "开熏!我准备更博了这几天忙死" }, { "source": "年年拜拜", "target": "拜拜哈" }, { "source": "肥的有点过分了", "target": "小饭店老板的,每天大鱼大肉伺候着" }, { "source": "小饭店老板的,每天大鱼大肉伺候着", "target": "可以宰了" }, { "source": "可以宰了", "target": "我撸它它还抓我,巨凶" }, { "source": "怎么去昆明了", "target": "来这么一道玩" }, { "source": "团支书越来越美了哈", "target": "哈哈谢谢~" }, { "source": "你需要钢化膜", "target": "以前贴了照样裂" }, { "source": "以前贴了照样裂", "target": "那你也是蛮能摧残的" }, { "source": "为什么要拍一个路人", "target": "并不是" }, { "source": "大睡一觉", "target": "天天都在睡觉,翘课睡觉" }, { "source": "睁开眼睛围笑啊!", "target": "眼睛小…" }, { "source": "话说你现在用国内的号?", "target": "我国内的号就是20元无限上网" }, { "source": "我国内的号就是20元无限上网", "target": "··这么棒~~不过我10块210M也用不完··" }, { "source": "··这么棒~~不过我10块210M也用不完··", "target": "切。。。" }, { "source": "道长,有一句话是:信巫不信医,其病不可治。您怎么理解这里的巫和祝由之术", "target": "祝由术就是巫术,但你那句话里的巫指的是邪物,不是正巫" }, { "source": "祝由术就是巫术,但你那句话里的巫指的是邪物,不是正巫", "target": "请问怎么区分呢?说实话,最近我奶奶就因为一些久治不愈的病痛,打听到一位“看香火”的先生,可我却是持怀疑态度的...." }, { "source": "昕姐有一个很好而且很适合你的办法睡觉", "target": "我睡的不少啊" }, { "source": "我睡的不少啊", "target": "肌肉紧张" }, { "source": "哦呦,小凯帅完了,一直觉得会弹吉他的男生都特别有魅力", "target": "真的挺帅的" }, { "source": "愁死了", "target": "哈哈~还行吧~~" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊,好久不见", "target": "我们不是寒假刚见过???" }, { "source": "我们不是寒假刚见过???", "target": "想你呀一日不见如隔三秋(让我圆一下" }, { "source": "做彩超干什么?生病啦?", "target": "各单位组织体检。今在医院体检呢。" }, { "source": "送大黑脸", "target": "终于看到我黑脸的美貌" }, { "source": "周一休息哈这边阴天", "target": "嗯嗯,休息" }, { "source": "妹子考虑我不", "target": "熊哥别开玩笑了!你的晓婷婷婷不会放过我的" }, { "source": "熊哥别开玩笑了!你的晓婷婷婷不会放过我的", "target": "哈哈哈!不理她!不要理她!我们好好过就好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!不理她!不要理她!我们好好过就好", "target": "这话截图给某人" }, { "source": "这话截图给某人", "target": "她会检查看到的我不怕" }, { "source": "还好还好我只有一年就毕业了再也不得去南昌这个鬼地方了", "target": "地域黑也只有素质低的人才说的出来!" }, { "source": "地域黑也只有素质低的人才说的出来!", "target": "不是地域黑,事实就是这样,不承认又怎样?" }, { "source": "不是地域黑,事实就是这样,不承认又怎样?", "target": "你知道车里就是南昌人?" }, { "source": "你知道车里就是南昌人?", "target": "是谁在单说这一件事?你智商果然有问题" }, { "source": "是谁在单说这一件事?你智商果然有问题", "target": "你搞清楚事情嘛你该换键盘了" }, { "source": "你搞清楚事情嘛你该换键盘了", "target": "呵呵,自己做了键盘侠还不知道" }, { "source": "一技在手天下我有", "target": "你公司还缺不缺人哈哈" }, { "source": "事业单位是侧重做题还是看?感觉自己要继续备考2017年国考,时间怎么安排?谢谢啦", "target": "做题,记知识点" }, { "source": "做题,记知识点", "target": "谢谢老师啦" }, { "source": "你就说,麻麻,我已经长大了,", "target": "我已经删了" }, { "source": "到底是春天到了,大家都在拉", "target": "我正坐在马桶上" }, { "source": "我正坐在马桶上", "target": "难怪咯,我讲你哦是起国早咯" }, { "source": "难怪咯,我讲你哦是起国早咯", "target": "我现在要求每天起来恰早饭再睡都可以" }, { "source": "我现在要求每天起来恰早饭再睡都可以", "target": "我很关注你现在的体型" }, { "source": "感觉对方半藏好气", "target": "是的哈哈哈哈,被围殴了" }, { "source": "找到男朋友了?!", "target": "女朋友" }, { "source": "今天蜀兰居然宠物排行榜第31名,简直不敢相信!", "target": "为毛?" }, { "source": "老大。咋不回复我?我申请了贴吧马上就去和你们讨论了。居然全程无视我。我隐形了?哭了。害的我把约会推掉了。", "target": "我也是推到明天了" }, { "source": "女追男隔层纱,这里预测一波,你同学迟早会沦陷的", "target": "女的太主动也不好男人但凡喜欢都会主动的" }, { "source": "女的太主动也不好男人但凡喜欢都会主动的", "target": "女的喜欢为啥不好?面对喜欢的异性,不敢主动。而是表现出“脸红耳赤,心跳加速,说话结巴,不敢直视”这种特征,算这正常吗?" }, { "source": "女的喜欢为啥不好?面对喜欢的异性,不敢主动。而是表现出“脸红耳赤,心跳加速,说话结巴,不敢直视”这种特征,算这正常吗?", "target": "这要问男人男人一般不珍惜主动的女人" }, { "source": "这要问男人男人一般不珍惜主动的女人", "target": "诶,所以有句话说“最是深情留不住,唯有套路得人心”。你同意吗?" }, { "source": "诶,所以有句话说“最是深情留不住,唯有套路得人心”。你同意吗?", "target": "同意看不透的人都挺吃套路的" }, { "source": "大姨妈是谁……大姨夫没来吗", "target": "不要再问我了我要哭了" }, { "source": "我想想篮网都有谁", "target": "想想~不过这俩球队相较以前的球队还是差了点" }, { "source": "文科脑子里装那么多,不会混?", "target": "记熟了不会" }, { "source": "怎么不和晓梦一起去旅游?最近她玩的很疯啊~", "target": "嘛她啊还好吧~之前也就是跑去了个厦门哈哈哈!!我们一趟回来啦!" }, { "source": "嘛她啊还好吧~之前也就是跑去了个厦门哈哈哈!!我们一趟回来啦!", "target": "玩的开心吧~貌似天气很好啊~" }, { "source": "玩的开心吧~貌似天气很好啊~", "target": "是暴晒啊!!不错不错的!!哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "感觉川妹子首先大部分都是小女人~我最喜欢小女人啦", "target": "。。。。。。。。我不知道说什么,因为我觉得我不是小女生" }, { "source": "。。。。。。。。我不知道说什么,因为我觉得我不是小女生", "target": "大部分吧~你是那一小部分的汉子,说实话我感觉我们北方人尤其是我们内蒙人都喜欢小女人类型的" }, { "source": "大部分吧~你是那一小部分的汉子,说实话我感觉我们北方人尤其是我们内蒙人都喜欢小女人类型的", "target": "。。。。。嗯,你加油吧!找个小女生" }, { "source": "郑柏旭碾压谢晓飞.天天笑让你们哈哈哈哈", "target": "期待你的下一个作品加油" }, { "source": "官家勤勉,敬祝月圆人圆~", "target": "甚好" }, { "source": "我知道ATM", "target": "说起来就是泪,买了一张电影票,银行卡馀额只有1块了。。" }, { "source": "说起来就是泪,买了一张电影票,银行卡馀额只有1块了。。", "target": "分分钟赶回实验室把仪器卖了,填肚子" }, { "source": "我就喜欢单调无聊的生活就是都不给我机会过", "target": "来入我玄门" }, { "source": "来入我玄门", "target": "我已经皈依佛门了…不会冲突嘛" }, { "source": "我已经皈依佛门了…不会冲突嘛", "target": "酒都照喝的人假装顾虑个啥" }, { "source": "酒都照喝的人假装顾虑个啥", "target": "酒肉穿肠过" }, { "source": "酒肉穿肠过", "target": "知音人" }, { "source": "啥时候出来跟我吃饭", "target": "先预约" }, { "source": "先预约", "target": "这不跟您预约呢么后天?" }, { "source": "这不跟您预约呢么后天?", "target": "从明天到下下星期都没空…" }, { "source": "从明天到下下星期都没空…", "target": "你又跟谁厮混去。。" }, { "source": "大学狗还可以叫外卖。", "target": "你是来拉仇恨的吗" }, { "source": "你是来拉仇恨的吗", "target": "我不是这种人,报复仇恨都是发图的" }, { "source": "最近大家是不是都这个鞋中毒你看我也买了白色!", "target": "这种鞋好像挺贵的" }, { "source": "这地板应该很贵", "target": "畅畅的那双鞋子也很贵" }, { "source": "佛牌嘛当然是真的咯。你知道多少", "target": "我想请哎,旅游的时候没请,不懂不知道灵不灵的" }, { "source": "我想请哎,旅游的时候没请,不懂不知道灵不灵的", "target": "这个一定要自己信。不信不用去请的" }, { "source": "这个一定要自己信。不信不用去请的", "target": "多少一个?" }, { "source": "七哥再见!有空来玩", "target": "我还会回来的。" }, { "source": "我对你还是阔以的撒,龙个报答我?", "target": "把你的诚心拿出来看看" }, { "source": "喜欢唐嫣", "target": "期待时间都知道" }, { "source": "津南区小站镇物美超市旁边", "target": "您好,请问是否有具体的道路名称?" }, { "source": "请问有消息这个套装会不会限量吗?在犹豫是提早下手还是等搬完家再说", "target": "不清楚呢" }, { "source": "你又不舒服了~~", "target": "女人专属的痛痛" }, { "source": "女人专属的痛痛", "target": "明白了~可以喝红糖水" }, { "source": "明白了~可以喝红糖水", "target": "怪兽说等下给我弄姜汁红糖水" }, { "source": "小岳岳真的太美了!真是不忍直视啊", "target": "哈哈哈还好还好" }, { "source": "我的狗狗死了,昨晚跑出去不知道吃了啥回家吐了一大堆,等我看见的时候已经僵硬了。。。", "target": "神马!!!!!!!????" }, { "source": "你食左只蛋啊??", "target": "呢个不容置疑喇。。" }, { "source": "呢个不容置疑喇。。", "target": "哈哈...你中意食朱古力既!" }, { "source": "哈哈...你中意食朱古力既!", "target": "朱古力相信系老少咸宜。。" }, { "source": "我也在北京,现在可凉快了我也没要到签名呢", "target": "难过抱抱" }, { "source": "难过抱抱", "target": "感觉每天晚上都在下雨一样昨晚好大的雨" }, { "source": "感觉每天晚上都在下雨一样昨晚好大的雨", "target": "是啊是啊,以后出门记得带伞" }, { "source": "乖,还是我可爱,对吧?", "target": "你何止可爱,耐人儿的不要不要的。" }, { "source": "木有木有,你很棒的!我是说发优质贴名次会提升得快!反正我一般发的都是废话优质贴要很有心很用心!", "target": "哈哈哈,我差点误会你,听你的以后多发,多互动" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我差点误会你,听你的以后多发,多互动", "target": "嗯嗯!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!", "target": "不过说真的,你的感叹号感情很强烈呀" }, { "source": "亲妹妹啊?你不是应该在上课吗", "target": "哈哈!不是不是!我已经上完了啊!" }, { "source": "哈哈!不是不是!我已经上完了啊!", "target": "你不是VIP个嘛难道不是好老师" }, { "source": "你不是VIP个嘛难道不是好老师", "target": "我没报VIP啊。" }, { "source": "我没报VIP啊。", "target": "哦哦我一直以为你报了的" }, { "source": "狗粮的日子", "target": "我无所畏惧哈哈" }, { "source": "手机丢了4个月了,是不是基本没有找回的希望了?手机的保修期还有半年。", "target": "开启丢失模式没有被钓鱼过吗" }, { "source": "开启丢失模式没有被钓鱼过吗", "target": "开启了,有收到过短信,但没理。" }, { "source": "开启了,有收到过短信,但没理。", "target": "那还有希望" }, { "source": "那还有希望", "target": "大大,我加了你的q,通过一下。" }, { "source": "大大,我加了你的q,通过一下。", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "因为甜食和油炸的容易饱腹~还有你花10块钱买5.6根香蕉也能吃饱,更便宜", "target": "两个人" }, { "source": "两个人", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "亲,我也十一想去苏州玩,不过是想穷游,现在还是学生,经济不给力,你是怎么个想法呀", "target": "亲,你几号在苏州呢?" }, { "source": "亲,你几号在苏州呢?", "target": "亲,我现在改道去西安了,买了张站票,悲催啊" }, { "source": "亲,我现在改道去西安了,买了张站票,悲催啊", "target": "可以上餐厅坐回,估计要多交几十块吧!我是很早就把票买好了的" }, { "source": "可以上餐厅坐回,估计要多交几十块吧!我是很早就把票买好了的", "target": "你买的是从哪里到哪里的呀!几号呀" }, { "source": "你买的是从哪里到哪里的呀!几号呀", "target": "30号晚上从武汉走1号早上到苏州!" }, { "source": "30号晚上从武汉走1号早上到苏州!", "target": "我是1号走,30号没票了,我是宁波的。你什么时候可以来宁波玩,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "休息安全,这么瘦,不要让台风吹走了", "target": "失眠" }, { "source": "失眠", "target": "减肥,赶紧睡" }, { "source": "减肥,赶紧睡", "target": "睡不着" }, { "source": "都集了三个五福了,不想要了", "target": "求送和谐" }, { "source": "骗人1,我除了头晕什么也没有", "target": "多看一会就好了,真的可以哦" }, { "source": "这个衬衫,无解", "target": "怎么无解了?" }, { "source": "怎么无解了?", "target": "直接秒杀。穿这种类似男士衬衫的女孩,很有杀伤力" }, { "source": "直接秒杀。穿这种类似男士衬衫的女孩,很有杀伤力", "target": "那我不穿这件衣服了" }, { "source": "我是那种天生的皮肤黑黄黑黄的,之前试过很多美白的办法都不管用,真心是羡慕人家那些皮肤白皙的女孩子,穿什么都好看,不过还好后来我也弄白了,真是不容易啊,不过皮肤白就是显的漂亮有精神啊~", "target": "气质美最重要哈哈" }, { "source": "吹风机还是收在孩子拿不到的地方吧!那东西危险!", "target": "嗯嗯,谢谢提醒" }, { "source": "老父亲,我今天生日,可以祝我生日快乐吗", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "这妞咋这么美", "target": "我也想像秦小岚那样瘦美瘦美的" }, { "source": "我也想像秦小岚那样瘦美瘦美的", "target": "你你你!还不够瘦吗瘦成杆了" }, { "source": "师兄也去试一试?", "target": "首先,你得有个车。。。" }, { "source": "首先,你得有个车。。。", "target": "之前不是看你开车的照片?" }, { "source": "之前不是看你开车的照片?", "target": "那不是我的,要么是我借的,要么是我共享的,北京要个车牌都很难,目前正在努力。。。" }, { "source": "那不是我的,要么是我借的,要么是我共享的,北京要个车牌都很难,目前正在努力。。。", "target": "加油,会实现的" }, { "source": "好眼泪给我来两滴", "target": "很贵" }, { "source": "很贵", "target": "愿你的泪都是喜极而泣" }, { "source": "愿你的泪都是喜极而泣", "target": "但愿" }, { "source": "为什么我还没出票", "target": "不知道哦…很多人都到了" }, { "source": "晚安晚安!", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "你觉得不要钱就是不要钱啊", "target": "你今天上什么班,我想吃吃吃吃吃,最近胖了五斤" }, { "source": "你今天上什么班,我想吃吃吃吃吃,最近胖了五斤", "target": "下午5点半下班" }, { "source": "扑克牌上如果带字那可能就没我不认识的字了", "target": "还有麻将呢你认识的字其实还是很多的" }, { "source": "还有麻将呢你认识的字其实还是很多的", "target": "嗯嗯我也是多才" }, { "source": "嗯嗯我也是多才", "target": "我好羡慕你这么有才" }, { "source": "我好羡慕你这么有才", "target": "喊声师傅有空就教你传的都是独家秘笈" }, { "source": "喊声师傅有空就教你传的都是独家秘笈", "target": "大师兄被妖怪抓走了!" }, { "source": "大师兄被妖怪抓走了!", "target": "二师弟别怕你骑着白龙马快跑" }, { "source": "二师弟别怕你骑着白龙马快跑", "target": "我是师妹啦" }, { "source": "叼我赞助你", "target": "自助餐?" }, { "source": "自助餐?", "target": "哈哈回去就有" }, { "source": "需要断网吗?", "target": "需要亲,把我的单独断了行吗" }, { "source": "需要亲,把我的单独断了行吗", "target": "有个方法,拔网线" }, { "source": "有个方法,拔网线", "target": "可以有" }, { "source": "我也是听楼顶上说学姐们在用,,你上网一搜都搜出来了,可多~我上回搜了但是木有仔细看", "target": "我也搜了,问题是不知道哪种咱能用啊,用她们用的不是更保险么!" }, { "source": "这白眼翻的,绝了", "target": "叼吗" }, { "source": "加油吧同学们,上了大学你就轻松了", "target": "然而都是假的" }, { "source": "亲爱得!我现在美的痘儿了", "target": "不要说了啊,我真的成婆婆了,上来帮我整整吧" }, { "source": "不要说了啊,我真的成婆婆了,上来帮我整整吧", "target": "国人吃海椒吃多了" }, { "source": "国人吃海椒吃多了", "target": "不是,我回来没都没吃什么辣椒。" }, { "source": "没睡好吗", "target": "不是,昨天晚上就开始疼,你昨天晚上为什么放我们鸽子" }, { "source": "不是,昨天晚上就开始疼,你昨天晚上为什么放我们鸽子", "target": "不想看到你" }, { "source": "明天要不要一起过", "target": "不知道在不在绵阳" }, { "source": "不知道在不在绵阳", "target": "尴尬了,老铁" }, { "source": "你要送我吗?!", "target": "你的不是这个啦~" }, { "source": "贴秋膘的节奏", "target": "不管了" }, { "source": "不管了", "target": "吃了再说,减肥也得有力气吧" }, { "source": "我还是还想去镰仓,恩,你们去稻城,我去镰仓好了", "target": "去吧,我就想去看樱花" }, { "source": "去吧,我就想去看樱花", "target": "今晚吃啥,吃啥,吃啥,吃啥" }, { "source": "今晚吃啥,吃啥,吃啥,吃啥", "target": "吃饭吃饭吃饭" }, { "source": "吃饭吃饭吃饭", "target": "找不到想吃的了" }, { "source": "找不到想吃的了", "target": "煎饼果子" }, { "source": "煎饼果子", "target": "昨天吃了" }, { "source": "昨天吃了", "target": "我也不知道吃什么了" }, { "source": "我也不知道吃什么了", "target": "我好饿" }, { "source": "我好饿", "target": "我也饿了,中午吃了个油泼面..结果很难吃" }, { "source": "我也饿了,中午吃了个油泼面..结果很难吃", "target": "我又买的菜煎饼" }, { "source": "哥我生日呦哎~20咯!哎~~", "target": "生快。年轻的亲。" }, { "source": "生快。年轻的亲。", "target": "谢谢亲、嘿嘿" }, { "source": "搬家了,飞了飞了", "target": "哈哈哈哈同喜同喜" }, { "source": "放假啦,驾照也拿到了,,该你潇洒。", "target": "是哦。" }, { "source": "是哦。", "target": "忙的都没空甩我,那天给你电话还关机的。" }, { "source": "忙的都没空甩我,那天给你电话还关机的。", "target": "手机经常没得电。" }, { "source": "手机经常没得电。", "target": "啥子手机嘛。。经常没电。。换个。" }, { "source": "你们交往多久啊?听说男的都多情但是长情,女的都专情但是绝情,说不定他以后还会来找你的", "target": "半年呀,分手的时候他还跟我说等他等他浪够了再来找我,我不懂还有没有感觉了" }, { "source": "半年呀,分手的时候他还跟我说等他等他浪够了再来找我,我不懂还有没有感觉了", "target": "他的意思是他跟你玩腻了出去玩玩新女人腻了再来找你然后再走." }, { "source": "无聊人嘛……寂寞啊……七夕家里蹲……", "target": "果真跟妹子88了么。。。" }, { "source": "如果有人打我头我会啊的一声转身就是一套降龙十八掌", "target": "那岂不是很哇塞" }, { "source": "你是怎么出站的?", "target": "我买两张票塞。" }, { "source": "怎么总是感觉合肥越来越乱了", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "居然居然从何而来", "target": "你在哪个学校当老师" }, { "source": "你在哪个学校当老师", "target": "在穷乡僻壤的一个小山村" }, { "source": "在穷乡僻壤的一个小山村", "target": "哈哈我笑了" }, { "source": "哈哈我笑了", "target": "笑一笑百年少" }, { "source": "笑一笑百年少", "target": "我再年轻就要被人抓回去读书了" }, { "source": "但我关注了你…你是谁来着……", "target": "我是小透明一只蛋阿钟肯定不记得了哈哈" }, { "source": "我是小透明一只蛋阿钟肯定不记得了哈哈", "target": "这么一说还是有印象的…" }, { "source": "这么一说还是有印象的…", "target": "噗这对话……" }, { "source": "居然有腿毛", "target": "我也有" }, { "source": "我也有", "target": "哇哦~~~" }, { "source": "我以为你来成都了", "target": "买了票又退了,下次再来吧" }, { "source": "好吧,看看明后天搞一个直播,等我时间哈", "target": "好的,期待你的直播" }, { "source": "锻炼能力", "target": "好难" }, { "source": "拜托,你们那些说人家丑的,你们又有多漂亮……", "target": "那自己说自己还不赖的,是不是就是丑的?" }, { "source": "那自己说自己还不赖的,是不是就是丑的?", "target": "无语" }, { "source": "不怕我带了手电筒", "target": "一个够吗" }, { "source": "一个够吗", "target": "打个架又不是拍电影要那么亮干吗" }, { "source": "真羡慕这双眼皮", "target": "自然的" }, { "source": "昨天过了节咧~~~~他今天要去郴州救火~~~~", "target": "。这么热还要置身火海中。" }, { "source": "。这么热还要置身火海中。", "target": "哈哈哈~~不晓得啊!" }, { "source": "科学节目彻底被娱乐毁了,为了捧这个人也是煞费苦心了吧,她的题和对方的题难度是青铜和王者的差别吧,倒不如做的彻底一点,直接一站到底多好,呵呵……", "target": "她的题比起其他人的超简单,而且她的眼神有点看不起人的感觉" }, { "source": "她的题比起其他人的超简单,而且她的眼神有点看不起人的感觉", "target": "终于找到同感的了,最强大脑里就是一副不可一世的样子。有些人可能会酸,嫉妒什么的,说实话她真的是有点让人喜欢不起来" }, { "source": "有我的徽章吗", "target": "纳尼?!难道没有你吗" }, { "source": "纳尼?!难道没有你吗", "target": "你没有艾特我啊" }, { "source": "亲爱滴搭配详解呀", "target": "就自己瞎白话" }, { "source": "就自己瞎白话", "target": "挺好的推荐" }, { "source": "挺好的推荐", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "回来录指纹", "target": "哈哈哈哈对!" }, { "source": "姐。你竟然取消对我的关注", "target": "我晕~~还真不在的说~~~奇怪啦~~~" }, { "source": "我晕~~还真不在的说~~~奇怪啦~~~", "target": "姐啊。你就这样无情的把我取消掉啦" }, { "source": "今天考试三科一定要都考过加油加加油", "target": "加油!" }, { "source": "目前来说我都还符合,从小家庭安稳父母疼爱,和老公相亲认识,一见钟情彼此初恋,现已婚六年孩子三岁,工作稳定,夫妻俩关系甜蜜和睦,一辈子估计就这么走下去了……", "target": "好羡慕,希望我也这样" }, { "source": "今天要走,好忧伤!!!", "target": "哪去是?" }, { "source": "哪去是?", "target": "回学校!!" }, { "source": "别不开心换个手机就好了", "target": "有提示啦现在是想队名和口号的阶段" }, { "source": "有提示啦现在是想队名和口号的阶段", "target": "我现在依然躺在床上" }, { "source": "我现在依然躺在床上", "target": "闭嘴" }, { "source": "闭嘴", "target": "你还活着么" }, { "source": "你还活着么", "target": "李总在讲话我自身电量仅剩20%" }, { "source": "李总在讲话我自身电量仅剩20%", "target": "上楼搞个充电器" }, { "source": "你现在还喜欢我吗?", "target": "不了," }, { "source": "每次做政经题特别是多选,虽然不怎么懂,但几乎都能选对。忐忑", "target": "政经一直没有弄得太清楚,做题没有把握" }, { "source": "我发了照片文件压缩包给你,无奈网速太慢转发邮件了。我怎么记的是“冒着不以淋湿地面为唯一目的的雨”", "target": "我没有记清,然后找了一下,是《列克星敦的幽灵》里面的句子~" }, { "source": "我对你的爱就想开拖拉机轰轰烈烈", "target": "小哥哥,你这是表白吗" }, { "source": "我为什么才看见", "target": "因为你傻。。。" }, { "source": "偶尔想要结婚发现连对象都没有", "target": "结婚后想单身呢" }, { "source": "上哪个大城市呀四毛哥", "target": "乌镇咋样" }, { "source": "乌镇咋样", "target": "不够大" }, { "source": "你为什么要点开", "target": "只能祝你幸福了" }, { "source": "只能祝你幸福了", "target": "幸福啥啊就幸福" }, { "source": "幸福啥啊就幸福", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "你懂的", "target": "看来你懂的也不少" }, { "source": "看来你懂的也不少", "target": "毕竟我是成年人,我懂的你都懂,我不懂的你问都懂,这场戏你赢了" }, { "source": "毕竟我是成年人,我懂的你都懂,我不懂的你问都懂,这场戏你赢了", "target": "搞了半天我成演戏的了" }, { "source": "不敢夜晚一个人游泳", "target": "别说夜晚,我觉得就是白天也不要一个人游" }, { "source": "原来出门要洗脸和洗头", "target": "四川是这样的,有规律的" }, { "source": "四川是这样的,有规律的", "target": "原来这是四川的规定,我都说怎么在奉新没听过" }, { "source": "原来这是四川的规定,我都说怎么在奉新没听过", "target": "主要是还没流行到那里去" }, { "source": "主要是还没流行到那里去", "target": "不是四川更偏远嘛" }, { "source": "不是四川更偏远嘛", "target": "四川离印度近," }, { "source": "四川离印度近,", "target": "不是迪拜嘛" }, { "source": "你晓得就好!请自重,不要对姐的头像有啥企图!", "target": "就是雌雄莫辨才觉得好看。但是我对雌雄莫辨的没有那种猥琐的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我们已经羽绒服了", "target": "我们刚刚降温呢前两天还短袖" }, { "source": "我就不一样了不管我哗众取宠也好装疯卖傻也好无论怎么努力都得不到一丝他的关注", "target": "太好了" }, { "source": "下次见你要瘦瘦的", "target": "胸不要变小就好" }, { "source": "胸不要变小就好", "target": "哎又吃了一包辣条" }, { "source": "腿好了?", "target": "还没好" }, { "source": "还没好", "target": "拖着腿回了三明" }, { "source": "一心二用能力有待提高", "target": "对对对,加以联系可以提升一心二用的能力" }, { "source": "友:快乐", "target": "快乐每一天" }, { "source": "墙上的小贴画挺好看。", "target": "有何用不是我的床" }, { "source": "舞蹈很不错~", "target": "你女朋友才好棒给你颁个最佳观众奖和最尽心对象奖" }, { "source": "你女朋友才好棒给你颁个最佳观众奖和最尽心对象奖", "target": "哈哈哈!这个奖励我喜欢!" }, { "source": "感冒啦?", "target": "不是啦,你是不是怀宝宝了?" }, { "source": "不是啦,你是不是怀宝宝了?", "target": "哈哈哈是的啊,,已经快5个月咯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈是的啊,,已经快5个月咯", "target": "哟,快的嘛,保密工作倒是好的呀,要不是我聪明,从你的个性签名中猜出一二来,到现在还不知道类" }, { "source": "哟,快的嘛,保密工作倒是好的呀,要不是我聪明,从你的个性签名中猜出一二来,到现在还不知道类", "target": "你赶紧的啊不然宝宝要做你花童了哈哈" }, { "source": "我有病记吃不记打", "target": "我之前就跟你说过~别让自己不开心," }, { "source": "我之前就跟你说过~别让自己不开心,", "target": "不是我有多认真,这是性格问题。就这样吧。" }, { "source": "不是我有多认真,这是性格问题。就这样吧。", "target": "那人就是那种样子~你呀~我就在想不管怎么样,让自己心里舒坦就行~你就是太在乎了" }, { "source": "羡慕寂友人", "target": "不是昨晚发的吗延迟到现在" }, { "source": "我知道这是耳坠,但是你带耳钉更好看,我觉得。", "target": "都说戴耳钉看不见啊" }, { "source": "都说戴耳钉看不见啊", "target": "那就扎马尾吧。" }, { "source": "那就扎马尾吧。", "target": "发礼物就扎马尾,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "发礼物就扎马尾,嘿嘿", "target": "哈哈,那你想要什么?我派圣诞老人去给你送。" }, { "source": "掉手机掉晦气!人品会守恒的!", "target": "呜呜~霉运通通去掉!!" }, { "source": "演奏者不回头差评", "target": "对,请回头" }, { "source": "啥时结婚啊", "target": "X丝注定孤独一生,结婚?" }, { "source": "X丝注定孤独一生,结婚?", "target": "压力大,他们都说你的状态显示,你恋爱了。我觉得我们离相亲不远了" }, { "source": "发型有点奇怪", "target": "哪里奇怪" }, { "source": "真TM有病人流密集区车速100多码真是差点就挂了", "target": "吓的我现在都还没缓过来" }, { "source": "室友说是她吃过最好吃的甜品", "target": "男的能做出这个感觉好贴心阿" }, { "source": "男的能做出这个感觉好贴心阿", "target": "超级无敌贴心,我们也跟着享口福" }, { "source": "超级无敌贴心,我们也跟着享口福", "target": "看到这个甜品我饿了。。。好饿。。。" }, { "source": "看到这个甜品我饿了。。。好饿。。。", "target": "吃嘛,你又吃不胖" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我最近也在看电竞文基本看完了", "target": "还是蛮有意思的挺热血的" }, { "source": "害得我现在还要去一趟大武汉真是没有一点点防备", "target": "【预备,唱!】也没有一丝顾虑,你就这样出现,在我的世界里,带给我惊喜,情不自己。可是你偏又这样,在我不知不觉中悄悄地消失,从我的世界里没音讯,剩下的只是回忆。你存在我深深的脑海里,我的梦里,我的心里,我的歌声里" }, { "source": "【预备,唱!】也没有一丝顾虑,你就这样出现,在我的世界里,带给我惊喜,情不自己。可是你偏又这样,在我不知不觉中悄悄地消失,从我的世界里没音讯,剩下的只是回忆。你存在我深深的脑海里,我的梦里,我的心里,我的歌声里", "target": "蠢海平我真的跟着唱了一遍因为候车太无聊" }, { "source": "读大几了呀???", "target": "大二" }, { "source": "大二", "target": "师兄好" }, { "source": "师兄好", "target": "你好师妹" }, { "source": "你好师妹", "target": "喂喂天津发出蓝色暴雪警告诶自己小心哈" }, { "source": "一个有品味男人,就该有一块链表和一块带表", "target": "正确" }, { "source": "正确", "target": "夏天戴链表,冬天戴带表" }, { "source": "想去看小时代3", "target": "然后看后会无期" }, { "source": "乖乖眼睛好大", "target": "看吗" }, { "source": "你家阿姨牛", "target": "我真的搞不懂她啊,每天晚上都有一个青菜一个汤还有两个肉或者鱼搭配的" }, { "source": "我真的搞不懂她啊,每天晚上都有一个青菜一个汤还有两个肉或者鱼搭配的", "target": "营养搭配知道么" }, { "source": "太好了!!!夏天够用了!!!摸摸大!!!", "target": "不客气!!!我已经回来了你看啥时候有空出来给你!!!" }, { "source": "不客气!!!我已经回来了你看啥时候有空出来给你!!!", "target": "不对这周连上!端午吧!" }, { "source": "看这个电影的时候我想拥抱的人还在旁边", "target": "我这连想拥抱的人都没有我更惨" }, { "source": "我这连想拥抱的人都没有我更惨", "target": "各有各的惨,来吧抱一下" }, { "source": "各有各的惨,来吧抱一下", "target": "抱抱吧" }, { "source": "想吃柿子", "target": "我削好喂你啊" }, { "source": "我削好喂你啊", "target": "我要吃青的那个!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "我要吃青的那个!!!!!!!!", "target": "好啦造啦留给你~" }, { "source": "好啦造啦留给你~", "target": "天了噜这个是你买的还是种的?" }, { "source": "天了噜这个是你买的还是种的?", "target": "是别人送的,我倒是想种,等我过几年种给你看" }, { "source": "麦子去哪了?你还没放假?", "target": "不是9号才放吗" }, { "source": "不是9号才放吗", "target": "我们这边制衣厂快放完了" }, { "source": "你美吧", "target": "等着" }, { "source": "你看你那做作的表情", "target": "讨厌" }, { "source": "讨厌", "target": "还讨厌我是不是不想活了?" }, { "source": "还讨厌我是不是不想活了?", "target": "你个人一天嫌我" }, { "source": "走红毯三小时", "target": "应该不好看" }, { "source": "我们都还没开始。。。我还在想要不要直接用院里的机子拍反正磁带我有一大堆。。。", "target": "然后真的是很不好借!!!" }, { "source": "衣服什么码的呀", "target": "m的哦" }, { "source": "m的哦", "target": "多高多重呀?" }, { "source": "多高多重呀?", "target": "168112" }, { "source": "不做你同事,挺好", "target": "我这画都免费,你不知道他们有多幸福" }, { "source": "我记得刚工作时,单位里管理图书馆的大姐说“我不喜欢贾平凹,一股浓浓的,充满牛粪味的,乡土味。”", "target": "还有馀秋雨" }, { "source": "牛皮一般吹的很厉害,用不了多久,桥的问题就漏洞百出……", "target": "你最厉害了" }, { "source": "王子奇也是一个大神", "target": "真正的大神是很有礼貌的,不像某些只知道呛对手" }, { "source": "真正的大神是很有礼貌的,不像某些只知道呛对手", "target": "对对,谦逊有礼" }, { "source": "恋爱了", "target": "恋不起啊" }, { "source": "恋不起啊", "target": "要了!" }, { "source": "听到他得奖之后我第一反应是想到你23333", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "8.20是七夕反正没过过不知道为什么很期待", "target": "我之前也很期待,那是我们蜜月第一天。" }, { "source": "你们食堂好便宜两餐", "target": "看吃什么了~吃少的话一餐可以三四块的~" }, { "source": "生日?", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "易烊千玺帅", "target": "最喜欢易烊千玺了" }, { "source": "长凶了", "target": "我觉得我长太快了" }, { "source": "两点多睡的……八点多就醒了,有点方", "target": "我3点睡的。。。7点半醒了" }, { "source": "我3点睡的。。。7点半醒了", "target": "我也三点多睡八点多就睁眼了" }, { "source": "我也三点多睡八点多就睁眼了", "target": "这不巧了么这不是" }, { "source": "这不巧了么这不是", "target": "我发现越迟睡醒得就越早,我十一点多十二点就睡结果就早上十二点多才醒" }, { "source": "带口罩围围巾捂严实省着风吹着难受", "target": "对啦,还想问你你拍的戒指那张相片用的啥美化啊?" }, { "source": "走打球去", "target": "今儿腿太疼了。" }, { "source": "今儿腿太疼了。", "target": "咋了啊" }, { "source": "咋了啊", "target": "一天满课又上体育课" }, { "source": "一天满课又上体育课", "target": "心疼你一秒" }, { "source": "我不要钱", "target": "你给我五块钱我就去夸你" }, { "source": "你给我五块钱我就去夸你", "target": "夸我给你五块钱?又不会形容我的优点" }, { "source": "夸我给你五块钱?又不会形容我的优点", "target": "五块钱的你还想夸的多值钱?200的我能给你夸哭了" }, { "source": "五块钱的你还想夸的多值钱?200的我能给你夸哭了", "target": "我全是优点" }, { "source": "我全是优点", "target": "呵呵就冲你这么不要脸这个五块钱的活我不接了" }, { "source": "留了胡子以后对进食的动作要求太高了", "target": "留长发也是一样" }, { "source": "打王者吗", "target": "不会" }, { "source": "哎呀长的真好看吖", "target": "感觉你是我花钱雇来的" }, { "source": "感觉你是我花钱雇来的", "target": "夸了5毛钱的,看在钱的面子上" }, { "source": "夸了5毛钱的,看在钱的面子上", "target": "一块钱你会做什么" }, { "source": "早安收获一枚美少女哇~记得去看我哦", "target": "这就去看" }, { "source": "就是就是永远支持男神男神最棒无与伦比我还嫁得出去么以男神的标准", "target": "会嫁的出去的!" }, { "source": "会嫁的出去的!", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "爱到心底", "target": "而且正好都是我喜欢吃的" }, { "source": "而且正好都是我喜欢吃的", "target": "哈哈你个小吃货" }, { "source": "哈哈你个小吃货", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "嗯嗯,快乐快乐" }, { "source": "你准备好久哇", "target": "嚯,在等一二十年噢!" }, { "source": "什么叫十斋?", "target": "就是每个月有十天吃斋哈。" }, { "source": "去现场了吗?", "target": "木有。。。去我们楼下的大电视了有个支持马刺的室友伤不起" }, { "source": "浙江今天总共七千多高三", "target": "同浙,快一万了,今年算少的……" }, { "source": "同浙,快一万了,今年算少的……", "target": "家里肯定有大老板" }, { "source": "在我心里你吹牛最凶", "target": "啥子吹牛,明明是洗脑壳好吧" }, { "source": "啥子吹牛,明明是洗脑壳好吧", "target": "吹牛皮" }, { "source": "自然个屁,我们班至少有三个女生比她好看", "target": "好厉害怎么不组女团呢??" }, { "source": "我在买电脑", "target": "那你先忙别聊注意手机" }, { "source": "那你先忙别聊注意手机", "target": "买好了" }, { "source": "买好了", "target": "多少钱" }, { "source": "多少钱", "target": "我只配主机,3200" }, { "source": "别人的男朋友永远没有让我失望过.", "target": "你有没有男朋友都是个π" }, { "source": "你有没有男朋友都是个π", "target": "哈哈哈哈很秀" }, { "source": "高露洁哈哈哈哈", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "挺住", "target": "我已经开始减肥了" }, { "source": "你去接机啦???", "target": "作为后援会成员,当然要去啦" }, { "source": "作为后援会成员,当然要去啦", "target": "啊啊好羡慕啊啊啊" }, { "source": "啊啊好羡慕啊啊啊", "target": "看绝世高手了吗,去支持我郭呀" }, { "source": "这大大半年你经历了从你胖成我在瘦成你哈哈哈哈", "target": "啊没有吧" }, { "source": "你把我灌醉,在我深深的脑海里。。。。。", "target": "好听到" }, { "source": "怎么肝皮肤卷???", "target": "成就…" }, { "source": "我数学挂了开心吗", "target": "虽然挺不好意思的但真的挺开心的嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻毕竟我过了" }, { "source": "虽然挺不好意思的但真的挺开心的嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻毕竟我过了", "target": "别再见面了" }, { "source": "别再见面了", "target": "别介别介" }, { "source": "学好普通话才来和我说话好吗", "target": "你小心的脖子哟" }, { "source": "你小心的脖子哟", "target": "大佬不敢惹了" }, { "source": "你可以换车喽", "target": "以后你来接送我!!!!!" }, { "source": "我现在看剧看到枯竭了推荐你个电影水果硬糖。特好看", "target": "我看过了" }, { "source": "拍照都不敢露脸了现在", "target": "我都不敢拍照,我的青春美丽痘雄起了雄起" }, { "source": "我都不敢拍照,我的青春美丽痘雄起了雄起", "target": "磨皮磨平就好了" }, { "source": "安慰自己", "target": "嗯?你谁啊怎么感觉有点儿似曾相识" }, { "source": "嗯?你谁啊怎么感觉有点儿似曾相识", "target": "土豪,你是不是傻" }, { "source": "富态", "target": "今年拜年老人们不会嫌我瘦了" }, { "source": "今年拜年老人们不会嫌我瘦了", "target": "以前太瘦了" }, { "source": "你怎么还不睡啊?我知道的啦,赶紧睡哦晚安", "target": "晚安哦到家给我和森发个消息" }, { "source": "晚安哦到家给我和森发个消息", "target": "大概明天上午到,到时候给你们发消息" }, { "source": "讲话要有理有据!", "target": "可是人家小姑娘就期待男盆友说“我不能没有你”" }, { "source": "生日快乐,我的茶淡", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我想养个猪", "target": "我朋友养个猪奇葩" }, { "source": "我朋友养个猪奇葩", "target": "猪奇葩是啥?我要养那种微型的,养到二百斤杀了吃肉" }, { "source": "猪奇葩是啥?我要养那种微型的,养到二百斤杀了吃肉", "target": "养吧过年沙吃肉在整点油滋了" }, { "source": "养吧过年沙吃肉在整点油滋了", "target": "啥叫油滋了?" }, { "source": "你在奉化?", "target": "杭州啦" }, { "source": "哪里看直播…", "target": "你去虎牙看,一搜一大把" }, { "source": "你去虎牙看,一搜一大把", "target": "我怎么找不到…" }, { "source": "对人生的冷,是指在对于人世和人性的了知基础上,人生的无意义吗?", "target": "熟知人性后的冷静与淡然" }, { "source": "冠军要请我吃饭不", "target": "明天请你到食堂吃羊肉" }, { "source": "下个星期打算去健身房了", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "等你", "target": "你教我好吗" }, { "source": "小漠老婆赞我", "target": "小莫那么丑,哪来的老婆" }, { "source": "哇,你到了2点多都还没有睡觉??你期待啥了?", "target": "不想睡。" }, { "source": "不想睡。", "target": "你这精神太好了,," }, { "source": "还挺期待的,最近新剧一部又一部啊,又可以打发时间啦,而且这个女主长得很漂亮啊", "target": "等了很长时间了" }, { "source": "为什么,,,要把你自己P了,,把我P了没关系,", "target": "早知道就把你暴露出来~" }, { "source": "我没有你萌啦。。", "target": "我记得有个叫全国最萌的。。。" }, { "source": "我记得有个叫全国最萌的。。。", "target": "金小哲,算了吧。我觉得跟首席一个档次了" }, { "source": "真的不容易,还会继续下一个七年吗", "target": "人生充满未知" }, { "source": "情侣餐", "target": "双人餐。" }, { "source": "哟,我算是猩猩,为啥子啊", "target": "哈哈哈~~真的嗦~~难道你把你身体照进去了啊~~哎呀我好坏~" }, { "source": "挣钱请客~带着我~", "target": "额,好的" }, { "source": "你去北师上学了?", "target": "那指定不是" }, { "source": "那指定不是", "target": "你在北京待多久" }, { "source": "可爱的妹子", "target": "哈哈我是照片骗子" }, { "source": "哈哈我是照片骗子", "target": "挺萌的呀1!" }, { "source": "你要保护我", "target": "交保护费" }, { "source": "交保护费", "target": "交完了大哥大姐" }, { "source": "交完了大哥大姐", "target": "这是多久的" }, { "source": "你们要开学啦", "target": "表说这么伤心的事情" }, { "source": "没毛病,不知道她是不是真心,但是钱确实是当今社会衡量一个人是否优秀的最直观因素", "target": "头像一样" }, { "source": "正太你好", "target": "揍开!" }, { "source": "揍开!", "target": "你胸型好像变了惹" }, { "source": "你胸型好像变了惹", "target": "早就下垂了!" }, { "source": "早就下垂了!", "target": "我是想说好像变大了。。。你居然说下垂了难道我眼神问题越来越大了吗" }, { "source": "我是想说好像变大了。。。你居然说下垂了难道我眼神问题越来越大了吗", "target": "反正越来越肥了" }, { "source": "反正越来越肥了", "target": "越来越大只吗" }, { "source": "炒米皮吗?我爱吃", "target": "面皮" }, { "source": "周一的日常:上课,健身,凤囚凰??先不管了,整年的日常:瘦身。", "target": "我会瘦成一道闪电的" }, { "source": "我会瘦成一道闪电的", "target": "闪电的直径是60千米到150千米,所以你是不可能瘦成一道闪电的" }, { "source": "你好周杰伦", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "新的一天", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "这句话,我貌似在哪听到过,哪呢?欢迎欢迎", "target": "这次真的是最后一次了额~毕业了还得出差" }, { "source": "这次真的是最后一次了额~毕业了还得出差", "target": "期待你的下次归来,哈哈" }, { "source": "期待你的下次归来,哈哈", "target": "那个时候得来看你们的孩子了~" }, { "source": "我独自在南京的街头走一走,喔欧~喔欧~", "target": "波波秒回" }, { "source": "染头发了?还是长长了", "target": "什么都没变角度问题" }, { "source": "什么都没变角度问题", "target": "好呗" }, { "source": "要不要去接你~", "target": "到啦" }, { "source": "到啦", "target": "呃呃~什么时候约起来" }, { "source": "呃呃~什么时候约起来", "target": "你什么时候回来" }, { "source": "你什么时候回来", "target": "我都上了一个星期的课了,在二食堂旁边" }, { "source": "我都上了一个星期的课了,在二食堂旁边", "target": "…然后呢" }, { "source": "吃开心", "target": "嗯嗯~" }, { "source": "我的怎么还不到", "target": "应该快了里面有签名哦" }, { "source": "应该快了里面有签名哦", "target": "今早错过了一个电话不懂是不是快递" }, { "source": "今早错过了一个电话不懂是不是快递", "target": "有可能" }, { "source": "不跟我一起吃饭跑去和星巴克了?", "target": "我把情况都跟你说明了啊…" }, { "source": "我把情况都跟你说明了啊…", "target": "我想次串儿" }, { "source": "我想次串儿", "target": "吃呗" }, { "source": "吃呗", "target": "你去不?" }, { "source": "你去不?", "target": "啥时候" }, { "source": "明天就又可以见到你啦!", "target": "对啊,非常期待" }, { "source": "背上包,大步向前走着", "target": "要上课::::::::::::::" }, { "source": "要上课::::::::::::::", "target": "看来要给你颁个学习积极奖··" }, { "source": "看来要给你颁个学习积极奖··", "target": "给我不挂科就好" }, { "source": "你来找我,我深夜什么都敢吃", "target": "你赢了" }, { "source": "明天西安见", "target": "什么你要来西安?那我赶紧收拾收拾跑路了" }, { "source": "什么你要来西安?那我赶紧收拾收拾跑路了", "target": "晚了,你还能跑哪去" }, { "source": "你已经拿到了驾照了。。。哭哭~~~", "target": "哦也。暑假拿了" }, { "source": "哦也。暑假拿了", "target": "你好厉害!!!" }, { "source": "你好厉害!!!", "target": "你到哪个阶段了" }, { "source": "你到哪个阶段了", "target": "还没有过九选三呢,你帮我去考吧" }, { "source": "忙的还是想家了?", "target": "不知道~好想吃茄子哇!" }, { "source": "不知道~好想吃茄子哇!", "target": "那边没有茄子么?" }, { "source": "我是老虎", "target": "直播,大叔正在帮我解答中···" }, { "source": "我刚吃了一片以为好很多了现在看见你这条我又郁闷了你赔我的维生素!", "target": "嘿呀!吃什么维生素啊!吃糖吧!" }, { "source": "呀呀呀呀~斯不斯瘦了", "target": "胖了好几斤了" }, { "source": "胖了好几斤了", "target": "没事儿我陪你着呢" }, { "source": "没事儿我陪你着呢", "target": "我感觉你瘦了" }, { "source": "我感觉你瘦了", "target": "哈哈哈哈其实不然" }, { "source": "玩具真好", "target": "很好玩的" }, { "source": "女朋友!", "target": "你给你哥介绍一个" }, { "source": "你给你哥介绍一个", "target": "我自己都单身" }, { "source": "你减个屁", "target": "赌不赌" }, { "source": "赌不赌", "target": "谁怕谁" }, { "source": "谁怕谁", "target": "你巴不得我赢" }, { "source": "营业厅的活动经常查不到的,正常", "target": "给你去电的号码是座机,回拨是无效的,查询不是酒店就是宾馆,根本不是营业厅的电话" }, { "source": "给你去电的号码是座机,回拨是无效的,查询不是酒店就是宾馆,根本不是营业厅的电话", "target": "电话是电信的,回打过了,上门办好了" }, { "source": "何苦?竟然不叫我...", "target": "打包给你邮过去了啊。。收件人写的优美美。。" }, { "source": "打包给你邮过去了啊。。收件人写的优美美。。", "target": "优美美这名字又不红...还有其他好货包邮吗?亲?" }, { "source": "不要跟我聊这些我不懂", "target": "好吧。" }, { "source": "好吧。", "target": "好吧好吧" }, { "source": "你要删我么", "target": "当然不是啊" }, { "source": "你怎么什么都会!你结婚了吗", "target": "。。。。我都搞大肚子了。。" }, { "source": "。。。。我都搞大肚子了。。", "target": "谁娶了你,我要杀了他!" }, { "source": "宠爱之名好用吗?", "target": "听说不错,昨天用了面膜,比较服帖,用后皮肤很嫩" }, { "source": "哈哈,周末愉快", "target": "愉快愉快" }, { "source": "我要去读博了,我来了副教授", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈淡定亲爱的淡定" }, { "source": "这帽子太蠢了!!", "target": "明明是人比较蠢好不好!怎么能侮辱帽子呢?!那你是没见我戴,我戴就会显得大智若愚了~" }, { "source": "奢侈品楼层生意最好,其他楼层没生意", "target": "不应该吧,其他楼层更平民,不是应该生意更好么" }, { "source": "在上班呢。昨晚的菜单,改今天发了,晚上想多点时间休息", "target": "我就是特别喜欢你做的布丁今天中午吃的简直了跟你做的差了一条街不止" }, { "source": "我就是特别喜欢你做的布丁今天中午吃的简直了跟你做的差了一条街不止", "target": "哈哈,悠悠中午吃啥了?" }, { "source": "哈哈,悠悠中午吃啥了?", "target": "自助餐" }, { "source": "自助餐", "target": "丰富啊!" }, { "source": "丰富啊!", "target": "中午可以甩开腮帮子吃晚上再减" }, { "source": "小米电视真好看!", "target": "别这样" }, { "source": "亲爱的,我想问一下你是怎么联系的人工客服呢?为什么我打客服电话都是语音回答,根本没有人工客服的选项啊……", "target": "他们是很坑,不知道设置了什么,经常打不通打不进,没有人工服务的选项,偶尔又有人工服务。我在误机当天就是怎么都打不通,你坚持多打几遍,虽然打了也没什么用" }, { "source": "他们是很坑,不知道设置了什么,经常打不通打不进,没有人工服务的选项,偶尔又有人工服务。我在误机当天就是怎么都打不通,你坚持多打几遍,虽然打了也没什么用", "target": "好像是没什么用……" }, { "source": "荣耀那么差?打算买", "target": "不要买,那个自动调节亮度简直鸡肋,要么最亮要么最暗,搞的我老妈以为手机坏了" }, { "source": "不要买,那个自动调节亮度简直鸡肋,要么最亮要么最暗,搞的我老妈以为手机坏了", "target": "那看来我用小米还可以了" }, { "source": "开学前不回来啦?", "target": "31号回" }, { "source": "31号回", "target": "几号开学啊,回去约还能玩几天" }, { "source": "我们这里天都没黑呢准备黑", "target": "我们早黑了" }, { "source": "我们早黑了", "target": "哈哈哈现在黑了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈现在黑了", "target": "我们下雨" }, { "source": "我们下雨", "target": "好像我们现在不下了" }, { "source": "好像我们现在不下了", "target": "我们下了一天啊" }, { "source": "在外面自己一个人真的天天想家", "target": "恋家的孩子" }, { "source": "恋家的孩子", "target": "一个人在外边有一种无助的感觉" }, { "source": "不喝饿一顿就要喝了,哈哈", "target": "我舍得,林彤辉不一定舍得" }, { "source": "我舍得,林彤辉不一定舍得", "target": "哈哈,毕竟老汉最爱儿子" }, { "source": "哈哈,毕竟老汉最爱儿子", "target": "秒回啊你!" }, { "source": "注意安全!冬季用火。。。", "target": "还是没用!闫狗一条" }, { "source": "还是没用!闫狗一条", "target": "为什么骂他啊?好奇" }, { "source": "为什么骂他啊?好奇", "target": "主要是他反同,还惹了女权,太过于真正" }, { "source": "你这20多年怎么活下来的", "target": "欢乐多" }, { "source": "欢乐多", "target": "真不放心把你自己放出去…" }, { "source": "馀嬢嬢火眼晶晶看粗你的寂寞空虚老", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那再麻烦馀娘娘用火眼晶晶帮陈娘娘看一哈我的空虚寂寞好久是个头吖" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那再麻烦馀娘娘用火眼晶晶帮陈娘娘看一哈我的空虚寂寞好久是个头吖", "target": "我掐指一算你至少还要寂寞30个年头么么哒" }, { "source": "我掐指一算你至少还要寂寞30个年头么么哒", "target": "馀娘娘真是神机妙算" }, { "source": "都三十了!一个大男人!一点礼貌都没有!", "target": "难道你有礼貌吗??" }, { "source": "难道你有礼貌吗??", "target": "我没礼貌啊~我不是公众人物。他既然上节目装也得装的有礼貌吧" }, { "source": "我没礼貌啊~我不是公众人物。他既然上节目装也得装的有礼貌吧", "target": "一个没礼貌的人说别人没礼貌,本来就是一件很没礼貌的事" }, { "source": "一个没礼貌的人说别人没礼貌,本来就是一件很没礼貌的事", "target": "吐槽不犯法,吐槽欢乐多~" }, { "source": "吐槽不犯法,吐槽欢乐多~", "target": "你是太无聊了吧,我们家翰锅招你了你吐槽" }, { "source": "你是太无聊了吧,我们家翰锅招你了你吐槽", "target": "看节目,然后吐槽。你哥是你哥,我吐我的槽。相信我,我是从这个节目开始知道他的" }, { "source": "在家诶他没发你啊?我要么想办法转给你", "target": "我去问问他" }, { "source": "我去问问他", "target": "恩你没加过Q?" }, { "source": "胖多好啊", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "高低眉!自然帅气又可爱!", "target": "耍的一点不让人讨厌!眉毛好可爱" }, { "source": "要回学校了", "target": "哈哈我过几天去内蒙玩" }, { "source": "哈哈我过几天去内蒙玩", "target": "求好吃的" }, { "source": "准备回家过年…", "target": "是啊,我是坚守阵地最后一刻的人。" }, { "source": "你快来了结我", "target": "你个人也会精尽人亡的" }, { "source": "你个人也会精尽人亡的", "target": "那有多少人会被我震惊呢" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "还没我不想要" }, { "source": "怎么有种冰糕的既视感", "target": "您是想说雪糕吧" }, { "source": "你系深圳?", "target": "对啊你呢?" }, { "source": "生日快乐,老头", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "我吃了四种味道,就鲜椒味道可以", "target": "照的我流口水咋办" }, { "source": "我这里下雪了", "target": "我这里也是哦" }, { "source": "我胸比她大!", "target": "我过去接你了在哪里" }, { "source": "我过去接你了在哪里", "target": "在你心里" }, { "source": "跟上姐姐我的步伐~", "target": "好的,郝妹妹" }, { "source": "好的,郝妹妹", "target": "我之前晚上会饿,现在都不会了,除非睡太晚。。我现在的睡太晚都是11点半。。。" }, { "source": "我之前晚上会饿,现在都不会了,除非睡太晚。。我现在的睡太晚都是11点半。。。", "target": "只吃一个苹果能熬得住么" }, { "source": "梁老师帅爆了!", "target": "哇塞。这多少年前的!" }, { "source": "老车几个月了?", "target": "看样子估计五六个月了" }, { "source": "你这几天开学了吗?", "target": "开了,我没去,在家憋论文" }, { "source": "捕鸽达人郑翕文", "target": "我酷么" }, { "source": "我酷么", "target": "嗯还行" }, { "source": "嗯还行", "target": "还行怎么行哼" }, { "source": "还行怎么行哼", "target": "这鸽子不是假的吧" }, { "source": "你一小清新我就特不习惯", "target": "哼这才是我的本性好吗!" }, { "source": "致姗姗来迟的你这首歌很符合你心境吧", "target": "这首歌其实我很早就听了,这阵子突然回味了一下" }, { "source": "这首歌其实我很早就听了,这阵子突然回味了一下", "target": "那就不奇怪了" }, { "source": "早起组撒", "target": "我也要考试……" }, { "source": "我也要考试……", "target": "你考什么啦" }, { "source": "你考什么啦", "target": "两个实验考还有六级呀" }, { "source": "两个实验考还有六级呀", "target": "快点一起加油了呀" }, { "source": "酒哥支持哪队", "target": "阿根廷哦" }, { "source": "阿根廷哦", "target": "对啊!" }, { "source": "想想如果考西综。。。所以你该高兴啊~", "target": "说得好有道理啊,谢谢啦~" }, { "source": "最近这么忙?", "target": "先前是考试,然后是毕业论文的开题报告,再然后就是毕业照,现在是忙着入党的资料和修改开题报告" }, { "source": "先前是考试,然后是毕业论文的开题报告,再然后就是毕业照,现在是忙着入党的资料和修改开题报告", "target": "真的好忙,注意身体呐" }, { "source": "真的好忙,注意身体呐", "target": "嗯嗯,会的,姐姐也是哦" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,会的,姐姐也是哦", "target": "嗯嗯,都是的" }, { "source": "在哪哦?饿了", "target": "太升南路的担担面" }, { "source": "太升南路的担担面", "target": "太升南路哪个位置?我要去吃" }, { "source": "没有男朋友了", "target": "这哎," }, { "source": "你就穿毛衣啦", "target": "难道这两天你没有感觉到些许寒冷吗" }, { "source": "难道这两天你没有感觉到些许寒冷吗", "target": "可能这座城市太大了吧………" }, { "source": "可能这座城市太大了吧………", "target": "不会哦我这里外面下雨哦你下没嘛" }, { "source": "不会哦我这里外面下雨哦你下没嘛", "target": "我没有呢我这里很好哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我没有呢我这里很好哈哈哈哈", "target": "外面好大的雨友情提示明天你回来多穿点衣服" }, { "source": "我也不想放假,放假太无聊", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "是赞我的歌还是我的愿望呀", "target": "连理枝" }, { "source": "连理枝", "target": "我挺喜欢这个的,有点神奇" }, { "source": "我觉得你瘦了!", "target": "并没有啊不见瘦的" }, { "source": "什么叫记录漫游?", "target": "会员的一个功能,能把聊天记录上传到服务器上,就能随时随地用电脑看以前的聊天记录了" }, { "source": "会员的一个功能,能把聊天记录上传到服务器上,就能随时随地用电脑看以前的聊天记录了", "target": "哦哦~现在不也可以看聊天记录么?" }, { "source": "哦哦~现在不也可以看聊天记录么?", "target": "就是有一些没有存到啊,纠结死了" }, { "source": "哥,我突然想吃你早上发的那个面,看起来不错", "target": "走了,明儿见" }, { "source": "走了,明儿见", "target": "好走" }, { "source": "好走", "target": "鄙视你了" }, { "source": "看到你和一个胖子。嗯", "target": "哪里" }, { "source": "哪里", "target": "好像和欢欢" }, { "source": "还不睡觉", "target": "睡不着啊,失眠吧" }, { "source": "昏。你的思维居然如此活跃。", "target": "哇哈哈哈是这样的亲!" }, { "source": "每天工作就是拍照吗", "target": "哈哈当然不是,只是个人的爱好,只要有时间就去捣鼓拍照" }, { "source": "哈哈当然不是,只是个人的爱好,只要有时间就去捣鼓拍照", "target": "哈哈,看你拍的这么好,以为专业的" }, { "source": "就半个小时路程就饥渴难耐出息", "target": "没吃饭。饿" }, { "source": "你在哪儿考驾照呢??", "target": "在韩国。" }, { "source": "在韩国。", "target": "高端了!" }, { "source": "高端了!", "target": "主要是又便宜又快。" }, { "source": "我记得英语阅读理解是一种特有的思维方式,理解了就OK", "target": "怎样理解" }, { "source": "有时间来新天地找我玩啊!", "target": "你在那边上班吗!" }, { "source": "你在那边上班吗!", "target": "对哒一家文具店" }, { "source": "过来看下悦悦,发现没更新,烧纸,拜三拜", "target": "晕。。。我13-17在维也纳。" }, { "source": "晕。。。我13-17在维也纳。", "target": "又不找我" }, { "source": "又不找我", "target": "你有空可以找我呀。" }, { "source": "自从胖了之后看见肉都流口水,以前我可是觉得油腻的", "target": "哈哈哈太好吃了!胖点好,胖了才能减肥" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,早安", "target": "早就起来啦,刚刚吃完饭" }, { "source": "早就起来啦,刚刚吃完饭", "target": "嗯嗯,我比你早些" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,我比你早些", "target": "恩恩,我比较懒嘛" }, { "source": "我喜欢圆寸男孩", "target": "你可以让路剃一个" }, { "source": "你可以让路剃一个", "target": "更正:我喜欢帅的圆寸男孩" }, { "source": "更正:我喜欢帅的圆寸男孩", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "南方买菜真的都是一根胡萝卜,,一头大蒜,,都论个么", "target": "有时候吧" }, { "source": "别矿工了,某人会想你的", "target": "哈哈我怎么听你这话有点儿酸酸的呢" }, { "source": "哈哈我怎么听你这话有点儿酸酸的呢", "target": "超级嫉妒啊,难道你不是么?" }, { "source": "还满意我的这匹清晰的小马吗", "target": "那是相当的满意啊哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "快带点来看望我", "target": "乖乖,到家头来吃嘛,你考试考完了没?" }, { "source": "美丽,", "target": "美人~" }, { "source": "美人~", "target": "你寝室外面?" }, { "source": "你寝室外面?", "target": "没一个公园儿" }, { "source": "没一个公园儿", "target": "可以,不错,美美美" }, { "source": "我从不说谎,除了这句以外。", "target": "什么意思" }, { "source": "亲你上周回永没?我似乎看见你的!", "target": "真的呀~?我回来了的~!你为什么不叫我~???" }, { "source": "真的呀~?我回来了的~!你为什么不叫我~???", "target": "你是不是坐在一个车里在啃鸭翅膀?" }, { "source": "你是不是坐在一个车里在啃鸭翅膀?", "target": "哈哈哈那不是我~!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那不是我~!", "target": "真像你。在奔驰里噶" }, { "source": "你够厉害了,我回来都吃一碗饭的", "target": "我也只吃了一碗" }, { "source": "不久的寒冬", "target": "北京是冰窟窿" }, { "source": "你回来啦", "target": "忍不住想要安利他。" }, { "source": "有一起去武汉的吗", "target": "同武汉可以带我一个吗" }, { "source": "17岁没目标没理想像咸鱼", "target": "没事,放弃吧,反正已经是咸鱼了,咸鱼翻身,还是咸鱼" }, { "source": "怎么办我是一盒墨汁。", "target": "恩……蘸了面包吃" }, { "source": "边哥哥好浪漫。", "target": "呵呵呵,我才浪漫好不好。把这么一件家庭琐事表达的那么温馨~" }, { "source": "我们九月底噢,不用到年底的哈哈", "target": "知道男孩女孩了吗?" }, { "source": "知道男孩女孩了吗?", "target": "男孩" }, { "source": "男孩", "target": "又是男生,完了找对象真难了" }, { "source": "我同学去超市一买就是四板说三天喝完厉害了", "target": "厉害呢" }, { "source": "生活就是个圈", "target": "不停的转圈" }, { "source": "腰部是不是用了不对称设计啊", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "处于啥也不想干只想睡觉的阶段", "target": "那还整天熬夜" }, { "source": "南方人真的不去澡堂子洗澡吗", "target": "没见过也没听说过" }, { "source": "感谢有你", "target": "不要让自己的眼泪变得那么廉价哟亲。咱们都在。" }, { "source": "柠檬饮呢?好喝吗", "target": "就还行" }, { "source": "打麻将", "target": "其实也不是。" }, { "source": "今年你不也活下来了吗", "target": "没有比14年差吧?" }, { "source": "没有比14年差吧?", "target": "更差" }, { "source": "剃光头凉快", "target": "算了吧还是" }, { "source": "95年的老阿姨,想找个比自己年龄大一点的,职业嘛销售,照骗吗要多少有多少,哈哈。", "target": "医生哥哥了解一下" }, { "source": "医生哥哥了解一下", "target": "哈哈,了解一下" }, { "source": "长得帅么~", "target": "。。。。你个花痴,长的帅,又有钱,怎么会来我们学校???" }, { "source": "。。。。你个花痴,长的帅,又有钱,怎么会来我们学校???", "target": "哦~也对哦~" }, { "source": "那晚上一起散步,哥哥现在还在兜菜场", "target": "姐不在家" }, { "source": "姐不在家", "target": "哟,相亲去啦" }, { "source": "多漂亮的孩子,祝好运", "target": "谢谢,好人一生平安" }, { "source": "不穿瀚海的牛仔裤你也是王家少奶奶", "target": "说到我心坎里去了" }, { "source": "为什么都说白羊座活好。。。", "target": "并没有吧,表示对我的前任白羊无感,事后想回味下,都不知道从哪里起,并不觉得活好" }, { "source": "你又咋了啊", "target": "没咋" }, { "source": "我告诉你我要拍哎呀", "target": "好啊好啊等我回来就和你说" }, { "source": "阿姨生日快乐", "target": "嗯嗯,会转告给她的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,会转告给她的", "target": "假期耍的好happy哦你也假期愉快哦" }, { "source": "假期耍的好happy哦你也假期愉快哦", "target": "嗯嗯,谢谢姐" }, { "source": "为了去罗马你也是拼了!", "target": "简直血泪满盆" }, { "source": "标点符号都哪了……念的累的我……", "target": "加上标点就超了字" }, { "source": "加上标点就超了字", "target": "有远见……" }, { "source": "到一部电视剧里看到的一句话,既然一无所有还害怕失去么?乐观的生活,总有片阳光。冠冕堂皇了。", "target": "世界上根本没有什么感同身受觉得自己心肝都撕得血淋淋的肠子都铰断了其实别人一丁点都体会不到看我表情恐怖同情一会接着该高兴还得高兴学会不把希望寄托在别人身上也学会不要求别人懂自己的感受叫得再大声也白费工夫不怪别人冷血怪自己没有防备" }, { "source": "又看了51集风筝,你演的太好了,可惜有些戏删掉了", "target": "51集的没有删吧?" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "么么哒!宝贝儿最近怎么样" }, { "source": "大家都知道是在说新书啊?!就没有一个人以为是表白啊?!都不误解一下的啊?!行吧行吧,挺了解我。", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈没错就是知道你说的新书" }, { "source": "我准备也找个时间做胖锅轩那样的,但最近太懒,不愿动,一个人做饭没劲,准备和收拾的时间太长,吃的时间太短。。。", "target": "这个后劲好辣是拿来做小龙虾的可惜我不知道哪买就买了虾味道不错我也是突发奇想做了回" }, { "source": "谢谢你", "target": "哈哈,不客气呦" }, { "source": "哈哈,不客气呦", "target": "你是练瑜伽的吗" }, { "source": "你是练瑜伽的吗", "target": "我是教瑜伽的" }, { "source": "伏还没了呢。", "target": "那也算秋老虎!" }, { "source": "我好吧", "target": "你会唱吗" }, { "source": "你会唱吗", "target": "很开心的唱了" }, { "source": "生日快乐哇", "target": "谢谢〜" }, { "source": "我来说句人好看", "target": "老实人" }, { "source": "小学同学~~世界真奇妙!", "target": "这个世界...贵阳太小。。。" }, { "source": "郁闷,别取消我,亲", "target": "没有取消你吖" }, { "source": "没有取消你吖", "target": "那别离开" }, { "source": "那别离开", "target": "你都不咋玩了" }, { "source": "你都不咋玩了", "target": "我有阿,只是不知道说什么" }, { "source": "你的表情好好笑", "target": "为啥好笑捏??表情很正常啊`~" }, { "source": "为啥好笑捏??表情很正常啊`~", "target": "很认真的感觉像小孩哈哈" }, { "source": "很认真的感觉像小孩哈哈", "target": "我本来就是长得像小孩" }, { "source": "好想来条保暖", "target": "去买" }, { "source": "我来拆台了!!我不喜欢厦门!因为有趣的皮囊千篇一律!我喜欢泉州!因为有趣的灵魂万里挑一!", "target": "你又不是碎觉咯" }, { "source": "元旦那天我也在红树林", "target": "哈哈,茫茫人海" }, { "source": "小鑫,你真的变了。我以前都认为是自己的主观判断错误,看来这是真的....", "target": "呀。你烦得很。。" }, { "source": "呀。你烦得很。。", "target": "你都开始烦我了,人家不要活了啦" }, { "source": "你都开始烦我了,人家不要活了啦", "target": "我的鸡皮疙瘩。。咱能好好说话不。。别以为这就没人认识你。。" }, { "source": "我的鸡皮疙瘩。。咱能好好说话不。。别以为这就没人认识你。。", "target": "你咋木有一点幽默感" }, { "source": "你咋木有一点幽默感", "target": "不是。。关键这幽默已经被你赶跑了、、" }, { "source": "吃烤苞米?", "target": "煮的啊" }, { "source": "大半夜肚子饿", "target": "吃啊吃啊我刚吃完回到宿舍呢" }, { "source": "人真的会变吗", "target": "假的" }, { "source": "假的", "target": "不会变" }, { "source": "微电影大赛拉的赞助。看到我也不过来,免费拿饮料喝撒~", "target": "看你多忙嘛," }, { "source": "孤单,是一个人的狂欢,学着去享受吧。", "target": "但是我不喜欢孤单" }, { "source": "但是我不喜欢孤单", "target": "以后你会有很多年身边都是人的时候,想孤单都孤单不了" }, { "source": "口语考试有唱歌?", "target": "可以唱歌可以背诗" }, { "source": "喜欢可爱哦", "target": "是呀~~很可爱的一款" }, { "source": "机智的找到了不暴露大小眼的拍照方式", "target": "被你发现了,这是小的那只眼睛" }, { "source": "无比怀念曾经带小抄考试的日子", "target": "今天心跳加速的感觉" }, { "source": "今天心跳加速的感觉", "target": "不应该啊," }, { "source": "不应该啊,", "target": "太严啦!!拿点小抄手都是抖呢!" }, { "source": "房间这么浪漫?", "target": "必须的不然怎么栓住男人" }, { "source": "必须的不然怎么栓住男人", "target": "你老公那种还需要拴吗?!" }, { "source": "你老公那种还需要拴吗?!", "target": "哈哈哈怕太多人追" }, { "source": "哈哈哈怕太多人追", "target": "有妇之夫别人没兴趣吧,,," }, { "source": "有妇之夫别人没兴趣吧,,,", "target": "乱讲现在小女生都爱已婚男人很可怕" }, { "source": "我来吧", "target": "快睡觉!别调皮!" }, { "source": "快睡觉!别调皮!", "target": "嗨起来" }, { "source": "回来了可以告诉我具体情况吗?谢谢", "target": "我已经到了巴西啦回去还需要一年……" }, { "source": "去哪儿?", "target": "齐鲁啊……" }, { "source": "齐鲁啊……", "target": "………聊城?" }, { "source": "………聊城?", "target": "不,阳谷" }, { "source": "不,阳谷", "target": "不错!" }, { "source": "今年蛮流行这种裤子,满大街都是", "target": "客官来一条" }, { "source": "客官来一条", "target": "你卖裤子的啊,还客官来一条" }, { "source": "男生", "target": "哈哈哈哈帅的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈帅的", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "嗅到一种要相亲的味道", "target": "我有男朋友啊" }, { "source": "我有男朋友啊", "target": "你男朋友还是个大帅哥呢" }, { "source": "真心要人写同学录的人,不会随便拉一个本子就叫人写,既然本子的主人都不讲究,写的人当然就不会在意,也许本子的主人不知道,这东西是要保存一生的,怎么可能用一个上面还记着英语单词", "target": "你个人的看法又怎么能加到我身上,只是你的做法才是让我不能接受的" }, { "source": "我是不是你的小可爱", "target": "老可爱了" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "我的吃的呢饿的难以入眠" }, { "source": "新婚快乐哇", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "到底你家周主任咋样啊", "target": "没找我啊" }, { "source": "可爱的兔几", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "快看看我是不是你的菜", "target": "哈哈,在哪看?怎么看?" }, { "source": "哈哈,在哪看?怎么看?", "target": "看我前面的微薄啊" }, { "source": "看我前面的微薄啊", "target": "呵呵,有空看看去" }, { "source": "主任温柔就是少扣我们点分", "target": "以后扣不到你们了!" }, { "source": "讨厌。先别致青春。快祝我生日快乐", "target": "亲爱的,今天是阴历生日嘛生日快乐亲爱的" }, { "source": "本来逗逗正太最萌", "target": "尤其是他顶着萌萌哒的脸一本正经说正事的时候反差萌太好玩了" }, { "source": "我还以为我够强了呢~~我什么也不晒了", "target": "哈哈~多亏大师指点" }, { "source": "哈哈~多亏大师指点", "target": "求指点啊~~我就几百万吧~差稀了啊!!" }, { "source": "身材无敌了", "target": "健身" }, { "source": "你爱的和爱你的,你会选择谁?", "target": "真心爱我的吧" }, { "source": "计算机是什么东西?还不如我们的算盘方便", "target": "算盘多不方便啊,这么大一家伙,还不如我们的结绳计数方便呢" }, { "source": "我最近也很想纹身", "target": "去吧云同步一下" }, { "source": "去吧云同步一下", "target": "想纹独角兽被某个朋友点名非主流" }, { "source": "哈哈哈回来迟年夜饭", "target": "好的'我会敬您老酒的" }, { "source": "你咋不睡觉", "target": "在忙一些东西" }, { "source": "我家养的一年多啦…也没开花", "target": "我东北家里的年年开花有时候,一年开两次。就是要暖和,水要够。" }, { "source": "哇噢,你是不是在太原拍戏啊〜〜〜〜", "target": "嘴脏" }, { "source": "嘴脏", "target": "什么?!!你回复错人了吧" }, { "source": "我们要环保,要使用节能灯", "target": "噗,这么关注环保,这么乖呀" }, { "source": "你弟也是没钱回家,叫我去找散纸", "target": "什么叫姐弟~" }, { "source": "什么叫姐弟~", "target": "他买了热狗在街边吃" }, { "source": "他买了热狗在街边吃", "target": "我也是买了个那些饼在街边吃" }, { "source": "我也是买了个那些饼在街边吃", "target": "这才是姐弟阿" }, { "source": "这才是姐弟阿", "target": "不用羡慕不用嫉妒~" }, { "source": "不用羡慕不用嫉妒~", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "天空好美", "target": "有青岛的美么" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "高三是一个让人成熟的阶段" }, { "source": "高三是一个让人成熟的阶段", "target": "嗯,我知道我很成熟了" }, { "source": "嗯,我知道我很成熟了", "target": "你说这话吓死我" }, { "source": "你说这话吓死我", "target": "太不给面子了" }, { "source": "以后寒暑假天天去你家", "target": "本来也是" }, { "source": "你会貂蝉???", "target": "那在你心里我是小软妹??" }, { "source": "那在你心里我是小软妹??", "target": "你是小胖纸" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "知道了呢" }, { "source": "知道了呢", "target": "路上冷,注意保暖哦" }, { "source": "多谢麟哥的指导,我会更努力的", "target": "去吃野拉!" }, { "source": "去吃野拉!", "target": "好。现在过去找你" }, { "source": "加油!祝人品大爆发", "target": "嗯嗯。谢谢" }, { "source": "下年继续努力", "target": "知道的" }, { "source": "放假快乐啊韩雪老师", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "南站出站口经常有要借17,27钱的人,拎个空旅行箱", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "姐跟你说的你当话听", "target": "你又活过来啦?和你说话也不理我。。。" }, { "source": "你又活过来啦?和你说话也不理我。。。", "target": "我不是上班呢嘛" }, { "source": "我不是上班呢嘛", "target": "哼。。。昨晚2点你也在上班啊。。。" }, { "source": "妞,差点迟到,晚上不睡", "target": "我每天都很晚睡的" }, { "source": "我每天都很晚睡的", "target": "那差点迟到啦" }, { "source": "俪俪好棒棒哦", "target": "俪俪能的嘞" }, { "source": "一天都不落屋?", "target": "很久的照片了" }, { "source": "你又去山顶顶!为什么结尾没有彩蛋!", "target": "因为就近哈哈哈哈技术有限" }, { "source": "大帅比", "target": "帅比是什么" }, { "source": "帅比是什么", "target": "就是帅帅的逗比?" }, { "source": "就是帅帅的逗比?", "target": "再见,不送" }, { "source": "你太调皮了", "target": "是不是喜欢上我了呢?" }, { "source": "是不是喜欢上我了呢?", "target": "自恋的一比" }, { "source": "祝你游戏失败", "target": "我过了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你出一个肥胖人士能穿的我会给你真金的鼓励。", "target": "你也配叫肥胖我代表肥胖界制裁你" }, { "source": "个个都是大咖。大象怎么办", "target": "大象也写字吗?那共同努力!" }, { "source": "大象也写字吗?那共同努力!", "target": "大象就是没写,才说怎么办啊" }, { "source": "羡慕么嫉妒么?", "target": "早就写完了" }, { "source": "早就写完了", "target": "那你叫个毛啊" }, { "source": "大半夜又想谁呢", "target": "哈哈哈哈想明天吃什么" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈想明天吃什么", "target": "我信你" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "不能浪费这些照片。", "target": "真的是高贵" }, { "source": "希望您能有一天和奶茶合作包装", "target": "哈哈哈希望" }, { "source": "太自私,你吃素,你可以单独做一桌素菜。给别人应该有素有荤搭配。做事不能只考虑自己,多考虑一下别人的感受。", "target": "客随主便,不懂吗?还有那些说份子钱也要缩水减半的人,你们随份子随的是人情,不是付的那一桌饭钱,如果你愿意减半就减半啊,别光在网上叫唤,现实里还不是拉不下人情脸面该给多少给多少?呵呵" }, { "source": "真的好羡慕你能够经常看到魏巡", "target": "你也来北京吧,可以见巡哥" }, { "source": "你也来北京吧,可以见巡哥", "target": "太远只能远观" }, { "source": "你垫着脚应该也是淹不到你的吧···", "target": "不得行,完全踩不到底" }, { "source": "不得行,完全踩不到底", "target": "那就是比较深的池咯。没关系,会游就不怕咯。" }, { "source": "那就是比较深的池咯。没关系,会游就不怕咯。", "target": "游起比较背油这种。还要多锻炼锻炼" }, { "source": "游起比较背油这种。还要多锻炼锻炼", "target": "每天都游就会感觉比较好。嘻嘻~" }, { "source": "每天都游就会感觉比较好。嘻嘻~", "target": "你也会幼啦?" }, { "source": "你也会幼啦?", "target": "嗯,对啊,小时候学会的,一直都会。但是技术一般··" }, { "source": "可爱的美少女", "target": "可爱的你在哪儿我下午去大学城" }, { "source": "大过节的咋受伤了?蒜头真是好孩子,虔诚地守着爹", "target": "其实是图谋蹭床,哈哈" }, { "source": "其实是图谋蹭床,哈哈", "target": "唉,这些孩子啊,经常要和他们斗智斗勇" }, { "source": "作为路人表示对鹿晗感到心疼", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "打开是怎样的", "target": "右边那个是打开的。实心,无馅。" }, { "source": "让你一说我感觉自己笑点不高啊", "target": "个人差异吧?我昨天看的确实是没笑几次,更别说爆笑。" }, { "source": "个人差异吧?我昨天看的确实是没笑几次,更别说爆笑。", "target": "爆笑倒是没有,很少有爆笑的事" }, { "source": "他走了真好我再也不会担心她会走了", "target": "不爱人也不怕不被爱" }, { "source": "平安夜记得吃苹果哦,记得送我苹果,", "target": "人家问苹果做法" }, { "source": "废纸壳不是用来包饺子的么?", "target": "原来你家吃的饺子都是废纸壳做的,在下佩服佩服" }, { "source": "原来你家吃的饺子都是废纸壳做的,在下佩服佩服", "target": "你是真看不明白我什么意思,还是装傻呢?" }, { "source": "美哦!!!宝鸡都得穿羽绒服了", "target": "这边也冷我上周也默默拿出了柜子里的羽绒服" }, { "source": "有人拿给你歌词你会怎么想,你又不知道这是什么东西", "target": "我会跟对方对唱的吧…" }, { "source": "我会跟对方对唱的吧…", "target": "你又不知道那是歌词" }, { "source": "三天不下船吗?打渔?", "target": "四天。。。钓鱼" }, { "source": "四天。。。钓鱼", "target": "这才是真正的钓鱼爱好者" }, { "source": "不能霸占男神", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈暗中观察你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈暗中观察你", "target": "给男神一个乖巧的微笑" }, { "source": "总会过去的绝望的时候您别忘了咱过的懒一点儿", "target": "年轻人绝望来得快去得也快" }, { "source": "年轻人绝望来得快去得也快", "target": "那您还是稳的呀" }, { "source": "真白,嘴真油", "target": "刚吃了鸡排别嫌弃我" }, { "source": "做一个真实的人比做一个好人更重要", "target": "是的,没错呢!" }, { "source": "你!为何木有评价我家今天的行头!", "target": "一身嫩黄英伦风,太耀眼了" }, { "source": "今天高中生,永远17岁", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "我是你的太阳", "target": "你是我的小呀小" }, { "source": "你是我的小呀小", "target": "你是我的大呀大" }, { "source": "你是我的大呀大", "target": "哪有这个歌你原创滴呀" }, { "source": "橘子真了丑", "target": "请你们注意我问题的重点不要歪楼" }, { "source": "请你们注意我问题的重点不要歪楼", "target": "不剪!" }, { "source": "不剪!", "target": "在一边倒要剪的回应下,你的意见被驳回" }, { "source": "在一边倒要剪的回应下,你的意见被驳回", "target": "那你剪吧!" }, { "source": "那你剪吧!", "target": "你太没有原则了!" }, { "source": "付辛博,你还真是运动达人呢。打个台球都能悟出这么个道理出来...", "target": "今天的《音乐VIP》是不是事先录的??" }, { "source": "今天的《音乐VIP》是不是事先录的??", "target": "可能吧~~" }, { "source": "想买桃子穿的所有衣服!", "target": "买!" }, { "source": "衣服裤子穿几件啊冷不冷", "target": "冷冷冷要穿厚羽绒服" }, { "source": "昨天看你在网吧", "target": "星网咖?咋不喊我" }, { "source": "星网咖?咋不喊我", "target": "不好意思,你太欢乐了" }, { "source": "今年流行绿色吗?", "target": "好像没有" }, { "source": "好像没有", "target": "我看今年各种绿。" }, { "source": "我看今年各种绿。", "target": "我也觉得是" }, { "source": "毛毛已经在新疆了没", "target": "在了" }, { "source": "在了", "target": "哇啊!甜掉牙的哈密瓜葡萄西瓜让我来替你承受吧" }, { "source": "我是不是太次啦?", "target": "这也能比一下~" }, { "source": "这也能比一下~", "target": "那我觉得你比我厉害啊,所以我觉得是这样子的" }, { "source": "那我觉得你比我厉害啊,所以我觉得是这样子的", "target": "你直接说我比较淘比较能佐更好了," }, { "source": "你直接说我比较淘比较能佐更好了,", "target": "我不说,给你惹生气咋办" }, { "source": "我不说,给你惹生气咋办", "target": "哈哈,我心大。木事木事~" }, { "source": "哈哈,我心大。木事木事~", "target": "那就更不说了,心大的都心里有数,不用说" }, { "source": "感觉没必要试婚,关键看两个人的感情到没到那一步,到了就结呗,还试什么。主要还是婚后的包容和磨合。就怕某些居心不良的打着试婚的借口占便宜,所以还是看感情真不真够不够", "target": "因为婚后磨合的成本会高很多" }, { "source": "身体不好首先不是去健身房,而是去医院…身体最重要,最近体会太深了…", "target": "你胃没事儿吧" }, { "source": "你胃没事儿吧", "target": "已经停药了,过一个月再去复查,我打算到时直接回家好好看看" }, { "source": "打雪仗打的比较激烈", "target": "打在脸上好痛的" }, { "source": "打在脸上好痛的", "target": "看着别人打" }, { "source": "我们这下雨了你们那呢?", "target": "我们这里今天没有下雨" }, { "source": "早日康复", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "身体重要" }, { "source": "拒绝别人勾兑你,你去勾兑别人算吗?", "target": "勾兑你所?" }, { "source": "勾兑你所?", "target": "想勾兑就勾兑嘛,还是要看我服不服这包药啊!" }, { "source": "想勾兑就勾兑嘛,还是要看我服不服这包药啊!", "target": "想咋个服嘛" }, { "source": "你出去玩了?", "target": "飞起来浪" }, { "source": "飞起来浪", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈回来你带我继续浪" }, { "source": "腿好长一米五羡慕的看着你", "target": "贴着地拍自动拉长" }, { "source": "眼睛疼,要多休息,少用电脑好姐姐", "target": "不用电脑是不可能的。只是晚上早点休息才行啊!" }, { "source": "不用电脑是不可能的。只是晚上早点休息才行啊!", "target": "姐姐,你用手机会好点" }, { "source": "姐姐,你用手机会好点", "target": "手机也用呀!" }, { "source": "手机也用呀!", "target": "我大多数都是用手机,这样方便" }, { "source": "互扫必回!", "target": "已扫" }, { "source": "刚刚看到贴头条上了,又在那看了一遍", "target": "什么头条??" }, { "source": "什么头条??", "target": "今日头条呀" }, { "source": "宇宙行是什么行...", "target": "工商" }, { "source": "希望祖国早日统一", "target": "没错,加油" }, { "source": "我就想说!能不能发新图!你就说能不能?!不能我就过两天再来问一次", "target": "你的过两天和我的一个算法吗" }, { "source": "你的过两天和我的一个算法吗", "target": "还有另外一种算法么" }, { "source": "还有另外一种算法么", "target": "过两天过两年~" }, { "source": "张总今天肯定给你惊喜的吧", "target": "实话实说,啥也没收到。而且他说这是商家为赚钱搞的骗人把戏,不用信" }, { "source": "真爱如血真的很好看吗?好多人推介喔", "target": "好看,真正的探讨道德,人性。比日记有意义多了,但我也在追日记,时间长了,习惯了。" }, { "source": "好看,真正的探讨道德,人性。比日记有意义多了,但我也在追日记,时间长了,习惯了。", "target": "那我也去看真爱算了。是不是也是写的吸血鬼" }, { "source": "嘘……我正在思考人生", "target": "TM别逗我了" }, { "source": "TM别逗我了", "target": "正经的啊!" }, { "source": "正经的啊!", "target": "有结果了吗" }, { "source": "可爱是怎么回事", "target": "本来就可爱哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "绝交!!", "target": "不是说分手吗" }, { "source": "有人一起拼嘛", "target": "我刚拼,还差一个" }, { "source": "想知道之后怎么处理花", "target": "我也想知道看着他枯了我会难受死" }, { "source": "一直白袜子一只条纹袜子,这是没找到一双的吗", "target": "不是哦,右脚那个好像是阴影~" }, { "source": "你去过大同,我家哦", "target": "五一前" }, { "source": "五一前", "target": "看到这个大佛感觉好亲切,从小就看,你怎么想起去大同了" }, { "source": "看到这个大佛感觉好亲切,从小就看,你怎么想起去大同了", "target": "面试完就去那边溜达了" }, { "source": "加油梦老师!喵喵喵!", "target": "给你们五分钟把这个男人的所有资料给我" }, { "source": "狐狸有跳?", "target": "神乐的狐狸呀~" }, { "source": "神乐的狐狸呀~", "target": "对我来说一直都没有" }, { "source": "对我来说一直都没有", "target": "好好好知道你血厚了" }, { "source": "我想把这些花都送给你", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "书的名字叫啥啊呢??", "target": "疑难千寻千解" }, { "source": "来,阿姨抱抱", "target": "拒绝怪阿姨" }, { "source": "拒绝怪阿姨", "target": "那我就只有硬上了。。。。" }, { "source": "婷婷这是到哪里去啊?", "target": "回上海" }, { "source": "回上海", "target": "哦哦哦,想起了" }, { "source": "你还跑步?偶遇啊。。。我每天也跑步呢", "target": "咱俩要遇到,那你跑的挺远啊" }, { "source": "咱俩要遇到,那你跑的挺远啊", "target": "不远。。。如果在你家碰到,那是我专门堵你!" }, { "source": "还不冷吧,单衫薄外套足够了啊,阴历十月一还没到", "target": "晕,你确定你说的和我说的是一个地方?我昨晚差点变成僵尸。。" }, { "source": "晕,你确定你说的和我说的是一个地方?我昨晚差点变成僵尸。。", "target": "不都是西安么!不过今年确实冷的早,西安自06后再无四季" }, { "source": "不都是西安么!不过今年确实冷的早,西安自06后再无四季", "target": "是呀。昨晚真的好冷呀。我穿了厚外套,还一直抖。北郊的风真是无敌强。。" }, { "source": "是呀。昨晚真的好冷呀。我穿了厚外套,还一直抖。北郊的风真是无敌强。。", "target": "这里没有高大建筑,土多风大,早晚温度极低,还是注意为好,话说我越来越看不懂家乡的四季了" }, { "source": "这里没有高大建筑,土多风大,早晚温度极低,还是注意为好,话说我越来越看不懂家乡的四季了", "target": "连你都看不懂,我就更是莫名其妙了!!!今天又是艳阳高照" }, { "source": "连你都看不懂,我就更是莫名其妙了!!!今天又是艳阳高照", "target": "是啊,很诡异的天,不过晚上还是注意保暖" }, { "source": "是啊,很诡异的天,不过晚上还是注意保暖", "target": "恩恩,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "明人不说暗话", "target": "然后呢。。。" }, { "source": "然后呢。。。", "target": "喜欢你啊" }, { "source": "我在哈尔滨呆了四年感觉还好么!", "target": "你很勇敢啊" }, { "source": "苹果夜晚就是这种像素", "target": "对。被你发现了" }, { "source": "施华蔻有一瓶特别好用,推荐!!!!", "target": "真的么!!!那我明天去看看。。。。。。" }, { "source": "小帅!你这是先富带后富!一人经商一条街都经商!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈这个不得不赞" }, { "source": "大圆床几高。。。。哪个宾馆。。。", "target": "不告诉你" }, { "source": "不告诉你", "target": "。。。。。。。。。毛噶么噶~~说呢说呢~" }, { "source": "。。。。。。。。。毛噶么噶~~说呢说呢~", "target": "我可以不说么?" }, { "source": "我工资不到三千,还国内到处游!", "target": "怎么做到的?请赐教" }, { "source": "怎么做到的?请赐教", "target": "我每个月花销一千多,所以完全可以存到钱去旅游!" }, { "source": "我每个月花销一千多,所以完全可以存到钱去旅游!", "target": "你觉得旅游给你带来什么" }, { "source": "天津吗?完美的侧颜", "target": "天津但是没其他城市好玩景点一天就够了" }, { "source": "天津但是没其他城市好玩景点一天就够了", "target": "月底去北京呢" }, { "source": "月底去北京呢", "target": "那你还不如九月人少点" }, { "source": "那你还不如九月人少点", "target": "得赶在开学前肥来挣钱啊" }, { "source": "帅的哩,头发这么浓啦", "target": "长了,一直等着想给他剪个头过年!" }, { "source": "长了,一直等着想给他剪个头过年!", "target": "我儿子头发好软,好难弄发型" }, { "source": "偷偷告诉你,我垫脚尖了", "target": "我知道!" }, { "source": "我知道!", "target": "知道个屁" }, { "source": "知道个屁", "target": "哈哈没事啦不就是垫脚嘛" }, { "source": "一路顺风,一个人?", "target": "嗯!不过,车上还有一群陌生的帅哥。" }, { "source": "老肥你找打。", "target": "现在暑假就只有我们一起生活你该不该对我好" }, { "source": "现在暑假就只有我们一起生活你该不该对我好", "target": "我是一个善良的人我对你一直很好可是你呢你呢你打我骂我嫌弃我" }, { "source": "我是一个善良的人我对你一直很好可是你呢你呢你打我骂我嫌弃我", "target": "重新说接近现实的话好吗?!" }, { "source": "重新说接近现实的话好吗?!", "target": "这就是社会的现实" }, { "source": "这就是社会的现实", "target": "现实虚伪吗" }, { "source": "现实虚伪吗", "target": "事啊是啊" }, { "source": "事啊是啊", "target": "所以就是你欺负我" }, { "source": "所以就是你欺负我", "target": "你看你又欺负我了" }, { "source": "你看你又欺负我了", "target": "感谢从小到大你总是要来和我试功夫" }, { "source": "感谢从小到大你总是要来和我试功夫", "target": "没有我你怎么会跟如今这么强" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜啊!真幸福……", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我们杨姐要快乐的努力啊", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "是去爬茶山了吗?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你身体最近明显不如以前了", "target": "老当益壮" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢" }, { "source": "我我我的没有酸到嫂子吧", "target": "怎么会!赖赖萌死啦" }, { "source": "怎么会!赖赖萌死啦", "target": "给你降温!" }, { "source": "给你降温!", "target": "早上起来就热爆了..." }, { "source": "怎么不回话了", "target": ":哄我开心,或是抱抱2偶吧" }, { "source": "你闭嘴。。我都没喊~", "target": "本来就是嘛!今天萃萃还说你好像胖了!" }, { "source": "本来就是嘛!今天萃萃还说你好像胖了!", "target": "我啊、好像是哦!~" }, { "source": "等你开车回成都", "target": "我就两条腿" }, { "source": "我就两条腿", "target": "那你骑小黄吧别忘了我在等你" }, { "source": "那你骑小黄吧别忘了我在等你", "target": "你就不能来找我?" }, { "source": "4爷!给您儿请安了!该起了~~~~~~~~~~~", "target": "你看看你看看,这是几爷!!!!!!" }, { "source": "烦加烦", "target": "新的一天加油" }, { "source": "快去剁手指回家见妈妈!", "target": "救命啊" }, { "source": "救命啊", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "好久没见想送她一个爱的抱抱", "target": "好的,额外送你一个" }, { "source": "秘书处有靓女师妹啊?", "target": "哈哈下午去看看啦" }, { "source": "哈哈下午去看看啦", "target": "灯光节?不去啦,大把事做,有空也想去运动一下" }, { "source": "哈哈富帅还没睡哇", "target": "听了哈歌,看了榜姐话题睡不搓哦," }, { "source": "听了哈歌,看了榜姐话题睡不搓哦,", "target": "+1" }, { "source": "问个问题哈:我用飞利浦新安怡的电动吸奶器,除非奶很胀才吸得出大半瓶,稍微胀只吸得出一半。我以为我奶水少,但是孩子吸的时候都能吸出奶,也没有吃不饱的情况,请问是我是该换吸奶器吗?还是是因为我的奶水没有多到需要用吸奶器的地步?", "target": "我的经验把那个硅胶花朵去掉来吸直接用那个阔口喇叭就是一开始稍微有点痛感很快就适应用花朵不出奶" }, { "source": "你说个用一年以上不卡的安卓机", "target": "一年半不卡的手机?你是多久没用安卓了,兄弟你是想笑死我好继承我用一年了跟新买的一样流畅的小米5s吗" }, { "source": "你们干嘛呢。不就是保级不就是输了么?为什么要那么丧呢???别的战队2017年输了一整年呢…别人都可以站起来,我们为什么不行???比赛总会有输赢,荣光我们享受了……失败我们就扛不起了么???反正希望你们打好每一场比赛吧,你赢我陪你,你输我陪你东山再起。", "target": "很正能量了" }, { "source": "嫩个大把年纪了,还离开`大叔`你要爪子", "target": "哈哈,关你这个大婶屁事" }, { "source": "哈哈,关你这个大婶屁事", "target": "大叔`你要疯" }, { "source": "在干嘛呢?忙功课吗?", "target": "看快男" }, { "source": "看快男", "target": "切。。。我以为你忙功课" }, { "source": "切。。。我以为你忙功课", "target": "三强阿今天" }, { "source": "唉你安慰下妈妈,别理她", "target": "我妈不知道,她背着我妈说的,我妈去买菜了" }, { "source": "我妈不知道,她背着我妈说的,我妈去买菜了", "target": "没听到也好" }, { "source": "没有CD卖,你怎么五去", "target": "晚上我去不了而且番禺离天河区挺远的" }, { "source": "人家是在郁闷!来也不带点狗能吃的!", "target": "有啦,还是有小馒头,只是它一直想人家陪它玩,不舍得人家走" }, { "source": "眼镜好看", "target": "我知道" }, { "source": "要去哪里", "target": "在西安感觉挺难混的" }, { "source": "在西安感觉挺难混的", "target": "都差不多,看准行业就行,在西安吗,可以给你一些帮助不" }, { "source": "坏大姐", "target": "是你自己太笨好不" }, { "source": "是你自己太笨好不", "target": "大姐想要的,我总要搞明白来哇" }, { "source": "我跟你一样的颜色哎!", "target": "这个颜色很好看啊" }, { "source": "这个颜色很好看啊", "target": "对啊对啊很适合秋冬有木有~~" }, { "source": "对啊对啊很适合秋冬有木有~~", "target": "有有有…关键还和别人不容易撞颜色" }, { "source": "我想约", "target": "等我" }, { "source": "哇,你啥时候跑厦门了", "target": "周末啊。才刚回来。你五一回来吗。" }, { "source": "周末啊。才刚回来。你五一回来吗。", "target": "不回了,准备考试,暑假回,你暑假在泉州吗" }, { "source": "不回了,准备考试,暑假回,你暑假在泉州吗", "target": "哎,不回来哦。还想说回来聚下。" }, { "source": "哎,不回来哦。还想说回来聚下。", "target": "暑假在吗,暑假聚下" }, { "source": "赶紧坐上去就有爱心啦~", "target": "其实,,其实我本来是坐那的,,然后赶紧跑对面去了。。。" }, { "source": "说好的烧饼呢", "target": "刚才去买没有,呆会去" }, { "source": "跟我回家吧", "target": "去火星吗" }, { "source": "去火星吗", "target": "不?月亮" }, { "source": "不?月亮", "target": "好美" }, { "source": "好美", "target": "星星更美" }, { "source": "星星更美", "target": ".是的" }, { "source": ".是的", "target": "你喜欢吗?星星" }, { "source": "你喜欢吗?星星", "target": "必须喜欢" }, { "source": "必须喜欢", "target": "小冰" }, { "source": "小冰", "target": "矮油什么事嘛" }, { "source": "矮油什么事嘛", "target": "你喜欢苍井空吗1" }, { "source": "你喜欢苍井空吗1", "target": "不喜欢我是母滴" }, { "source": "送你套数学卷子"", "target": "来吧!!坐等" }, { "source": "来吧!!坐等", "target": "你疯了啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "坑爹这鸟要看到啥时候", "target": "什么吗你还没睡" }, { "source": "我疯起来了自己都怕", "target": "煞气太重" }, { "source": "煞气太重", "target": "所以,不要惹我" }, { "source": "所以,不要惹我", "target": "我是有后援队的人" }, { "source": "我是有后援队的人", "target": "我也有,谁怕谁" }, { "source": "效率真高,有限的时间做无限的事情,不愧是王总", "target": "于总好" }, { "source": "于总好", "target": "明天中午一起吃饭吧,给你看看我长了一头包" }, { "source": "明天中午一起吃饭吧,给你看看我长了一头包", "target": "不啦,今天回老家啦." }, { "source": "哈哈,来吧,我好兴奋呀", "target": "那里真的好吗?" }, { "source": "那里真的好吗?", "target": "好,绝对不会无聊。" }, { "source": "好,绝对不会无聊。", "target": "每天在那里老总会不会突然下来啊" }, { "source": "每天在那里老总会不会突然下来啊", "target": "搞活动的时候会下来巡场" }, { "source": "搞活动的时候会下来巡场", "target": "说实话,我真的不想过去了" }, { "source": "黄胖胖:嫌我胖还要我吃!不吃!", "target": "有骨气了啊" }, { "source": "能不能不要马赛克", "target": "不打马赛克不敢发呀" }, { "source": "我爱空中娟娟飞舞的梨花瓣", "target": "我爱每时每刻的你" }, { "source": "又拍拖了?", "target": "很明显,没有" }, { "source": "很明显,没有", "target": "不像啊" }, { "source": "来啊快活啊再怎么说上个赛季也是王者", "target": "大佬带我飞吧" }, { "source": "你朋友都这么萌", "target": "是嘛" }, { "source": "喜欢你家的鱼池", "target": "有眼光" }, { "source": "呵呵湖北63言语判断跪了", "target": "湖北选词填空我是佩服出题老师的" }, { "source": "吃豆腐!", "target": "我又没做" }, { "source": "我有密集恐惧症最后一张煞到我了", "target": "哪里密集了" }, { "source": "围观!!!", "target": "玻璃心就不要围观了" }, { "source": "玻璃心就不要围观了", "target": "我是来看土豪你的..." }, { "source": "我是来看土豪你的...", "target": "那请你给我介绍一个土豪!" }, { "source": "那请你给我介绍一个土豪!", "target": "都给你介绍好多次了,你不要啊" }, { "source": "下次带着我一起吧!", "target": "好啊,如果还有票的话。" }, { "source": "好啊,如果还有票的话。", "target": "周五来不来?《悲惨世界》可是你要看的哈" }, { "source": "唉,你真有活力,我是懒得约啦", "target": "撒子" }, { "source": "撒子", "target": "据说一般都会玩到通宵。。" }, { "source": "最近很难过宝贝儿晚安", "target": "难过要跟朋友讲哦么么晚安" }, { "source": "难过要跟朋友讲哦么么晚安", "target": "朋友们也很难过阿哭都哭不出来了" }, { "source": "朋友们也很难过阿哭都哭不出来了", "target": "那就去跟网友说!这样也没人认识自己!多好!" }, { "source": "那就去跟网友说!这样也没人认识自己!多好!", "target": "姐姐我弟弟去世了珍惜眼前姐姐你要注意身体别让爱你的人担心" }, { "source": "年轻人如何计划", "target": "我能怎么样,。。" }, { "source": "我能怎么样,。。", "target": "有计划就有实施么..." }, { "source": "有计划就有实施么...", "target": "没计划''首先要有爱" }, { "source": "没计划''首先要有爱", "target": "要有爱" }, { "source": "要有爱", "target": "我想我是有爱的" }, { "source": "这有个特别帅的小哥哥,早上好啊", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "这只猫有人养的吧,我看到了铃铛,话说它还蛮漂亮的", "target": "是隔壁的,哈哈~它之前溜过来一次,那时候小长得圆圆的蛮可爱,现在瘦得跟什么似的!" }, { "source": "是隔壁的,哈哈~它之前溜过来一次,那时候小长得圆圆的蛮可爱,现在瘦得跟什么似的!", "target": "喵星人也追求苗条身形啊,哈哈~" }, { "source": "你可以纹黑色先试试小面积彩色洗掉会有疤痕而且彩色很疼", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "林佳妮啊我也爱你", "target": "我也爱你" }, { "source": "能不能安慰安慰我,我真的好难过", "target": "我也很难过,喜欢的人和别人在一起却还说着心里还有我" }, { "source": "节假日休息?不存在的!!", "target": "要学会出去泡仔啊,孩子" }, { "source": "用石磨亲豆浆机不够折磨石磨你得用金刚石砸吧", "target": "哇哈哈,,,鼓掌这个好,,折磨死他" }, { "source": "我给你扎", "target": "扎废了你就要终身负责制了哈" }, { "source": "工业设计和人机交互确实远盛苹果", "target": "ID设计苹果5s之后也就7磨砂黑能一战,其它都是什么玩意?" }, { "source": "哦这样。三小只什么时候来没人知道,所以最好九点半左右就到琶洲展馆。一两个星期后我会告诉你应该准备什么,但是票要自己买。", "target": "买了,我可能到海珠区要两个多钟,我不认识路,所以我要规划好路线,然后再去,因为没人陪,所以想跟你们一起" }, { "source": "买了,我可能到海珠区要两个多钟,我不认识路,所以我要规划好路线,然后再去,因为没人陪,所以想跟你们一起", "target": "那我找找茂名的还有没有人吧。你是茂名哪里的" }, { "source": "那我找找茂名的还有没有人吧。你是茂名哪里的", "target": "就是茂名市的,我现在在从化哇" }, { "source": "就是茂名市的,我现在在从化哇", "target": "我们也去签售会不介意的话一起?" }, { "source": "我们也去签售会不介意的话一起?", "target": "你在哪?" }, { "source": "你在哪?", "target": "广州花都" }, { "source": "毛不易啊啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "想去" }, { "source": "从刚刚我就在想谁给你们拍照的呢", "target": "哈哈哈哈666仔细看才看得出" }, { "source": "米健买新的啦", "target": "二手的便宜" }, { "source": "我当时看完馀淮就坚定的入了弟弟的坑", "target": "我看完馀淮因为年纪的坎一直在吭边徘徊" }, { "source": "你这猫长得跟蛇一样,好吓人", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "你之前眼睛小,看不到", "target": "快到碗里来··" }, { "source": "听不懂但聊的特别嗨", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "李狗蛋漫画来啦!走过路过不要错过喜欢的姑娘转起来看洒家无与伦比老泪纵横阿涉姑娘辛苦啦!", "target": "画的勉勉强强不要介意" }, { "source": "最讨厌吃柿子", "target": "超级好吃呀" }, { "source": "广州得穿短袖", "target": "不是吧。。" }, { "source": "不是吧。。", "target": "广州真的可以穿短袖" }, { "source": "广州真的可以穿短袖", "target": "过几天又像去年一样了,突然一夜变冬天" }, { "source": "肠胃太不好了吧!老天爷这几天太伤心了,哭个不停", "target": "觉得没吃个啥啊我这会又起来上厕所了下雨只要不上班都好" }, { "source": "觉得没吃个啥啊我这会又起来上厕所了下雨只要不上班都好", "target": "今天本来就不上班好不好,明天就是下刀子也要上班" }, { "source": "我们可爱着呢!", "target": "英短吗" }, { "source": "你是不是已经把我们给忘记了。。。。桑心中", "target": "是我桑心中某人说回家换号码给我电话然后我就等啊等然后就没有然后啦" }, { "source": "是我桑心中某人说回家换号码给我电话然后我就等啊等然后就没有然后啦", "target": "你什么时候肥来啊??我们三个都到了呢。。。我回家后手机新买的就丢了什么号码都没有了。。。" }, { "source": "你什么时候肥来啊??我们三个都到了呢。。。我回家后手机新买的就丢了什么号码都没有了。。。", "target": "等你等的我好心苦估计月底回" }, { "source": "…真的嘛…在逗我…今晚一起吃饭就是会晚一点~", "target": "今晚???几点啊" }, { "source": "今晚???几点啊", "target": "还没定下来…" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "我请你吃啊," }, { "source": "我请你吃啊,", "target": "那你烤的时候咋想不起我" }, { "source": "那你烤的时候咋想不起我", "target": "怕你不喜欢吃呀" }, { "source": "怕你不喜欢吃呀", "target": "少来吧、我好像奏爱吃肉" }, { "source": "少来吧、我好像奏爱吃肉", "target": "那你来天天做给你吃好不好" }, { "source": "那你来天天做给你吃好不好", "target": "向着200斤前进前进前进?想都不敢想?" }, { "source": "向着200斤前进前进前进?想都不敢想?", "target": "可以可以养的胖胖的别人都不要你" }, { "source": "可以可以养的胖胖的别人都不要你", "target": "瘦也没人要、早说了现在已经肥的不敢出门了" }, { "source": "瘦也没人要、早说了现在已经肥的不敢出门了", "target": "你那么漂亮,胖瘦没有多大关系的" }, { "source": "你那么漂亮,胖瘦没有多大关系的", "target": "少来少来、你吃饭么" }, { "source": "少来少来、你吃饭么", "target": "跟你聊天那会我就吃过了你呢," }, { "source": "吃猪脑吃成这样···不赖啊", "target": "还猪脑呢、一个月没咋吃肉" }, { "source": "还猪脑呢、一个月没咋吃肉", "target": "怎么对自己这么狠啊····" }, { "source": "怎么对自己这么狠啊····", "target": "女……啊不对,男人要对自己狠一点!" }, { "source": "女……啊不对,男人要对自己狠一点!", "target": "加油腿细了穿裙子好看" }, { "source": "主要是一涉及到下划线,感觉系统老出问题,得自己手输入才行……哈哈,你看我每次at你出来都是要耗费不少体力的,活生生的例子", "target": "话说这个不自己打还有别的方法吗?" }, { "source": "中秋快乐", "target": "中秋快乐哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "求吃袁处", "target": "你来" }, { "source": "心疼,唱不完的忧伤", "target": "半夜你还唱歌?我是真牙疼!!" }, { "source": "半夜你还唱歌?我是真牙疼!!", "target": "哎我在听歌,听别人唱的都投进去感情了" }, { "source": "大大大美美美", "target": "现在老了老了" }, { "source": "现在老了老了", "target": "值得珍藏的美颜" }, { "source": "值得珍藏的美颜", "target": "请珍藏" }, { "source": "一觉起来感觉冬天来了,才十一啊。。。", "target": "直接从夏天到冬天了" }, { "source": "真爱至上!好好看啊~~~最爱的浪漫轻喜啊!!!", "target": "看了会觉得还有希望" }, { "source": "看了会觉得还有希望", "target": "希望一直都在,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我毕业照可白了去我空间看", "target": "真人黑,照片拍的再白有什么用" }, { "source": "真人黑,照片拍的再白有什么用", "target": "是吗?那你很棒哦" }, { "source": "孩子.你还年轻", "target": "还可以啦" }, { "source": "好小伙,党需要你,来吧", "target": "哈哈~党也需要你啊!话说...我这个在高三才入团的孩子,离党还很远~" }, { "source": "马小凡拿出了妈妈珍藏的丝巾……", "target": "点了一把火?" }, { "source": "点了一把火?", "target": "第一步是撕丝绸,不成再放火" }, { "source": "时运不济,命运多舛", "target": "要不要加上一句,世事无常啊~" }, { "source": "要不要加上一句,世事无常啊~", "target": "你想说明啥?" }, { "source": "你想说明啥?", "target": "没什么啊," }, { "source": "第一张相片是什么软件啊", "target": "我也想问" }, { "source": "我电脑音量必须是50", "target": "哈哈哈哈你比我还强迫那听不见咋办" }, { "source": "我也不知道为什么我还在", "target": "我们俩可以打通宵了" }, { "source": "我们俩可以打通宵了", "target": "我也在" }, { "source": "我也在", "target": "打麻将吗" }, { "source": "打麻将吗", "target": "打麻将" }, { "source": "打麻将", "target": "我不会" }, { "source": "我不会", "target": "我教你" }, { "source": "我教你", "target": "明天教我好吗" }, { "source": "包裹收到!包装太给力了哈哈哈,谢啦", "target": "收到就好拉嘿嘿" }, { "source": "刚刷完,感觉配乐真的太杂了,现在耳朵里还是紧张的声音,", "target": "就是为了最后那片刻的宁静,前面都超紧张,可还是觉得音乐有点过头了" }, { "source": "可怜我的凤萍", "target": "最可怜的就是凤萍,没有看到她的镜头。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈早啊", "target": "早上好!!!!" }, { "source": "一个人寂寞否", "target": "超级寂寞。" }, { "source": "你看,我说留着肚子明天大吃一顿", "target": "你说的对" }, { "source": "我想问一下,大仙跟灰灰分手了么,为啥以前是灰看版本,现在换成了仙看版本", "target": "是因为灰灰的嗓子最近很不好,听她唱歌声音都是哑的,就不去看版本里辣耳朵了" }, { "source": "可不可以写最好的我们番外!", "target": "我也这么觉的,感觉结尾很仓促。" }, { "source": "我也这么觉的,感觉结尾很仓促。", "target": "对啊。感觉不是很明朗。谁在一起了也可以。没有也可以。是不是" }, { "source": "对啊。感觉不是很明朗。谁在一起了也可以。没有也可以。是不是", "target": "希望电视剧的结局能明朗化" }, { "source": "希望电视剧的结局能明朗化", "target": "我觉得应该会的!我看了一些花絮" }, { "source": "男神晚安", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我就适合宁波呆呆了。", "target": "以后迪士尼一定要来的!!!" }, { "source": "你的小学妹还在填志愿呢", "target": "浙江师范大学欢迎你" }, { "source": "浙江师范大学欢迎你", "target": "不好意思,我们同届我指的是你的,小学妹" }, { "source": "李小璐真的过分了不懂得珍惜心怕是铁做的", "target": "有的人,本性就如此,拼命找存在感" }, { "source": "提前祝祝你生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "恭喜停电", "target": "你老婆婆腿儿~" }, { "source": "一天从早上八点到晚上九点总共就12单流水130两天都是如此刚加入车主一个月这是正常的吗?", "target": "你在哪个城市" }, { "source": "老师能回复我让我也觉得很暖心,谢谢您!你工作忙,有空注意多休息,现在大三了,在准备司法考试好焦躁", "target": "代颂文老师谢谢亲祝亲司考通过,加油" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!每次路过都想晕倒在桂花丛里", "target": "你是被拖进桂花丛" }, { "source": "你是被拖进桂花丛", "target": "拖进桂花丛做鬼也风流?" }, { "source": "拖进桂花丛做鬼也风流?", "target": "想做鬼?没那么容易,让你做鬼不能只做奴" }, { "source": "想做鬼?没那么容易,让你做鬼不能只做奴", "target": "原来你有这爱好啊…" }, { "source": "再过十年了得啦", "target": "还要努力,还要努力,我很谦虚的!" }, { "source": "还要努力,还要努力,我很谦虚的!", "target": "生意从娃娃抓起,赶快想下一步啦" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "哭啊" }, { "source": "又是一个摩羯啊。顺吧,没有想像中的那么疼,你一定可以的。", "target": "愚宝素摩羯嘛?医生顺的话宝要控制在6斤左右~我到时看天意吧~" }, { "source": "愚宝素摩羯嘛?医生顺的话宝要控制在6斤左右~我到时看天意吧~", "target": "是啊,1月16,摩羯。我临生前几天B超照的是6斤多,结果他7斤6两,没事的,真没有想像中可怕。" }, { "source": "是啊,1月16,摩羯。我临生前几天B超照的是6斤多,结果他7斤6两,没事的,真没有想像中可怕。", "target": "哈哈~小胖儿~我争取吧~现在先不吃太补太多~" }, { "source": "恩爱秀了一脸", "target": "效果到位着呢吧~" }, { "source": "早这么忙啊", "target": "早安啊啊啊啊学长哈哈哈哈忙的我毕设还没做" }, { "source": "怎么了,车晚点?", "target": "是啊,真聪明。是从韶关到广州的车晚点,怕赶不到下一班车。" }, { "source": "是啊,真聪明。是从韶关到广州的车晚点,怕赶不到下一班车。", "target": "那现在情况怎么样了?" }, { "source": "那现在情况怎么样了?", "target": "现在到东莞了。" }, { "source": "现在到东莞了。", "target": "那就好。我现在弄住吃的。" }, { "source": "机场里头能见度巨好", "target": "你说上午?" }, { "source": "你说上午?", "target": "现在。机场和一号野外简直是两个世界" }, { "source": "现在。机场和一号野外简直是两个世界", "target": "是吗反正我上午飞的时候能见度只能呵呵哒。。。" }, { "source": "你想被叫起床?", "target": "是吗好啊" }, { "source": "是吗好啊", "target": "好是吧,你等着" }, { "source": "原来打过瘦脸和下巴换牌子可以么。有影响么", "target": "不知你之前打的什么产品?我帮你分析一下" }, { "source": "昨晚梦见你了啊亲", "target": "梦见我啥啦" }, { "source": "要坚强", "target": "已经好了噢" }, { "source": "已经好了噢", "target": "好了就赶紧来娶我吧" }, { "source": "好了就赶紧来娶我吧", "target": "我拒绝" }, { "source": "开心死了", "target": "有什么开心的,叔叔想你了,上课狂在那叫,他坐我前面,我问他是不是想你了,他说是喔,还有潘仲咏" }, { "source": "有什么开心的,叔叔想你了,上课狂在那叫,他坐我前面,我问他是不是想你了,他说是喔,还有潘仲咏", "target": "他叫?叫啥" }, { "source": "他叫?叫啥", "target": "我好想你啊,就这样" }, { "source": "我好想你啊,就这样", "target": "我的天..我受到了惊吓.." }, { "source": "毛噢", "target": "我很想咨询你狗骨头怎么过的" }, { "source": "我很想咨询你狗骨头怎么过的", "target": "巧过头发都逮落老几抓" }, { "source": "巧过头发都逮落老几抓", "target": "哈哈你知道吗我抓狂了我冲了50块冒火了直接把游戏买了!" }, { "source": "昨天下雪写的2016会更好的", "target": "好棒哦" }, { "source": "你我同命相连啊", "target": "唉可怜的我们呀" }, { "source": "考试你还挤公交", "target": "没料到会堵车啊而且我提前了很久出门的" }, { "source": "没料到会堵车啊而且我提前了很久出门的", "target": "计划永远赶不上变化,抓紧时间去吧" }, { "source": "计划永远赶不上变化,抓紧时间去吧", "target": "要和时间赛跑了" }, { "source": "要和时间赛跑了", "target": "怎么样?你赶到了吗?" }, { "source": "汪星人被你玩坏了吧", "target": "是滴,玩傻了" }, { "source": "广州一直想去呢,听说好吃的多,哈哈,前几天才去上海结果你走了", "target": "广州美食那真的是多到发指!超多好吃的" }, { "source": "广州美食那真的是多到发指!超多好吃的", "target": "哈哈,回头列个单子,一一去吃,你在广州待到多久呀" }, { "source": "哈哈,回头列个单子,一一去吃,你在广州待到多久呀", "target": "待到你来!" }, { "source": "待到你来!", "target": "你是在哪儿上班了吗?" }, { "source": "你是在哪儿上班了吗?", "target": "现在在广州" }, { "source": "小妞子一来北京了?都不找我玩", "target": "我真不知你在京城,要不然一定找你,等我工作搞定后再去找你。" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊,可是你给我压力了,当你交卷的时候,你应该开心", "target": "为什么开心?你们知道吗我的桌子上有坨粑粑。" }, { "source": "为什么开心?你们知道吗我的桌子上有坨粑粑。", "target": "所以你走了是吗。哈哈。我以为你全弄上了呢" }, { "source": "所以你走了是吗。哈哈。我以为你全弄上了呢", "target": "是呀虽然不能说一道没有但是我真的技术欠佳啊" }, { "source": "是呀虽然不能说一道没有但是我真的技术欠佳啊", "target": "我们打了一晚上的字,等着缩印呢,打的头晕" }, { "source": "一起乐呵吧,吃饺子了", "target": "昨天没吃吗?今天还有呢" }, { "source": "昨天没吃吗?今天还有呢", "target": "吃的啊每周都要吃" }, { "source": "吃的啊每周都要吃", "target": "看来比较喜欢吃饺子" }, { "source": "这位博士,你有点过于浓妆艳抹?", "target": "博士多少都得有点个性" }, { "source": "博士多少都得有点个性", "target": "我也要有点?" }, { "source": "看不开啊看不开,甩了你咱不不稀罕他捏,瞧瞧你这状态", "target": "还不让我发泄一下了,是吧" }, { "source": "无论调度还是机位,还是现场连线的记者,没有让人感到热血沸腾啊!今天直播的导播,请出来走两步。。。", "target": "我也想说" }, { "source": "我也想说", "target": "刚才又看了一遍,惨不忍睹。。。" }, { "source": "和您的两张合影,去年和今年。我减下来的62斤是不是都到您身上去了", "target": "左上我好像看到了迪迦的变身器" }, { "source": "想你想你想着你", "target": "每一次我想你全世界每一处都是你" }, { "source": "口袋里那么多笔", "target": "网上买的" }, { "source": "网上买的", "target": "那心疼个屁啊" }, { "source": "那心疼个屁啊", "target": "太穷" }, { "source": "太穷", "target": "看不出" }, { "source": "胖哥来满足你把", "target": "光说不练" }, { "source": "我还没去过杭州西湖呢,虽然去了杭州几次", "target": "来杭州,还是要来一下西湖,虽然有点挤" }, { "source": "想要的生活", "target": "哎呀可是我想去英国诶哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哎呀可是我想去英国诶哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "这就是围城问题了" }, { "source": "阳光了!竟然有阳光~", "target": "你回去了么" }, { "source": "你回去了么", "target": "回了啊~" }, { "source": "回了啊~", "target": "啊!过几个月再见" }, { "source": "学姐们好看", "target": "那个最右边的是不特别傻" }, { "source": "那个最右边的是不特别傻", "target": "学长你也来一张你们宿舍的给小学妹看看呗" }, { "source": "天气不错,晒被子了么", "target": "没有。。有人晒的。。" }, { "source": "你们女生为什么那么爱生气", "target": "只是想让你关心我" }, { "source": "想去看看现实中的仙女姐姐不知道有没有机会羡慕你", "target": "我也只有那一次见到" }, { "source": "随便吧,其实你可以去理发店洗头的", "target": "天天去理发店洗头?有点奢侈" }, { "source": "天天去理发店洗头?有点奢侈", "target": "不是天天,来那个的时候几天去一次" }, { "source": "为什么叫做圣诞老人,因为老人被炉火烧的只剩蛋了。", "target": "圣诞快乐!" }, { "source": "装修完啦", "target": "是啊基础完事了家具还没进" }, { "source": "我想问最后躺在病床上的到底是不是你", "target": "是的。减重+化妆" }, { "source": "是的。减重+化妆", "target": "嗦嘎斯类" }, { "source": "有个露台想入绣球但重庆的夏天又怕会过不了你这怎么养的没问题么", "target": "直接露养,每天浇水没问题。" }, { "source": "直接露养,每天浇水没问题。", "target": "会晒焦也" }, { "source": "会晒焦也", "target": "可以种在阴凉的墙角,背阳面。" }, { "source": "河南人素质确实很低,如果说每个地区都有~好人和坏人,那河南的坏人也比其他地区多", "target": "哇河南人是打你了还是偷了你的东西没有证据都叫诽谤" }, { "source": "哇河南人是打你了还是偷了你的东西没有证据都叫诽谤", "target": "被偷了骗了是新密人,借钱不还了的同事是洛阳人,够么" }, { "source": "被偷了骗了是新密人,借钱不还了的同事是洛阳人,够么", "target": "不够" }, { "source": "刘长兴是什么", "target": "南京的一个老字号,就是做中式面点的" }, { "source": "南京的一个老字号,就是做中式面点的", "target": "好吃吗(重点没抓住)" }, { "source": "真的很喜欢高晓攀呀,觉得真的很有才。", "target": "确实很有才华" }, { "source": "我在大润发看见你很多次了,呵呵", "target": "我怎么不认识你呀" }, { "source": "你为什么可以那么快爱上另一个人", "target": "谁说我爱他?因为还喜欢你,所以对与你相似的人都格外温柔" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "好怕怕呀" }, { "source": "恩记的老板和服务员太牛,不喜欢。", "target": "食物味道不好服务好有什么用" }, { "source": "在哪里在哪里", "target": "还在厦门" }, { "source": "还在厦门", "target": "什么时候泉州" }, { "source": "什么时候泉州", "target": "我在泉州了" }, { "source": "我在泉州了", "target": "哪儿" }, { "source": "哪儿", "target": "家里咯" }, { "source": "家里咯", "target": "什么时候约出来溜达溜达" }, { "source": "什么时候约出来溜达溜达", "target": "这得看你有没有时间" }, { "source": "有那么一点点想念我的英德了", "target": ".....你回到学校木有?" }, { "source": ".....你回到学校木有?", "target": "回啦" }, { "source": "我跟姜磊是不是要赶紧生个好看又可爱的娃娃给你拍照用", "target": "嗯…加把劲儿…" }, { "source": "潇洒,我就欣赏你办事作风,请你吃饭,你想吃什么", "target": "就请吃饭阿!小气四眼兄!" }, { "source": "就请吃饭阿!小气四眼兄!", "target": "你当我像你啊,大款啊" }, { "source": "你当我像你啊,大款啊", "target": "我们么老庙黄金买买了不起类!哪里用得着全世界找阿" }, { "source": "这照片是按照颜值排名的吗", "target": "什么意思???" }, { "source": "我呢?", "target": "没有你的" }, { "source": "没有你的", "target": "好吧,伤心去" }, { "source": "好吧,伤心去", "target": "哈哈。" }, { "source": "不喜欢她了要直接说分手吗就是不喜欢她了还没做对不起她的事", "target": "很不负责任啊" }, { "source": "脸上长痘痘怎么办", "target": "这楼" }, { "source": "这楼", "target": "咋了要橘子吗" }, { "source": "晚上要吃什么好呢", "target": "还不知道哎~~" }, { "source": "晚上我女同学过来吃饭", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "因为不想你在寂寞的时候,没有人陪你说话", "target": "谢谢,虽然我不寂寞" }, { "source": "谢谢,虽然我不寂寞", "target": "你空虚吗" }, { "source": "我现在晚上都该吃素了等我以全新面貌迎接你吧", "target": "我不吃晚饭也没瘦啊家有涂卡笔没?" }, { "source": "我今天好像被喜欢的人嫌弃了", "target": "谁敢嫌弃你小仙女" }, { "source": "谁敢嫌弃你小仙女", "target": "看到这句话哇的一下就哭出来" }, { "source": "看到这句话哇的一下就哭出来", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "阿联一脸幽怨的表情", "target": "他今天心情很差,球迷好多围着他拉他" }, { "source": "他今天心情很差,球迷好多围着他拉他", "target": "难怪你那么淡定" }, { "source": "我咳嗽四天了也还没好", "target": "我在捂汗,咳嗽还是不要吃了,或者吃清蒸的" }, { "source": "走,老司机结伴赛车去!", "target": "哇塞" }, { "source": "嗯哼真的是太可爱了哈哈,不过以后肯定会认识的", "target": "肯定会认识的" }, { "source": "我是说快递会偷梁换柱", "target": "反正快递坑爹就是了~" }, { "source": "反正快递坑爹就是了~", "target": "反正我寄出的是肾6您注意查收" }, { "source": "反正我寄出的是肾6您注意查收", "target": "我要是连块砖都收不到就报警了" }, { "source": "我要是连块砖都收不到就报警了", "target": "好的限期一周" }, { "source": "睡太晚了你,虽说我也没睡着", "target": "昨晚一点睡的" }, { "source": "本来想留学但是男朋友不希望", "target": "我说点你别介意啊,我觉得吧~他应该理解你毕竟前途最重要又不是不回来了等你在那边安稳了你男朋友也可以过来啊。简单一点说:你男朋友有点自私" }, { "source": "我看别的大大发的好像叫《妖猫传》", "target": "我记错了!" }, { "source": "我说林更新可爱没人反驳吧!!!", "target": "反驳!要加上聪慧" }, { "source": "小肉手好可爱", "target": "哪里胖了" }, { "source": "想睡觉", "target": "累了就睡" }, { "source": "明明辣么帅,偏要自黑起来没底线,好好休息…我们爱你。", "target": "哇塞看着炯炯有神的大眼睛" }, { "source": "时光不老,我们不散", "target": "嗯,永远不散" }, { "source": "你有男朋友吗?", "target": "你要给我介绍吗?" }, { "source": "我才是真正的难民", "target": "我才是、1" }, { "source": "你怎么这么贪吃呢", "target": "同学给的不能拒绝!!" }, { "source": "同学给的不能拒绝!!", "target": "你同学对你真好" }, { "source": "全世界最好次的早饭!", "target": "全丝界最好次有木有噶夸脏" }, { "source": "全丝界最好次有木有噶夸脏", "target": "绝对有!" }, { "source": "我被人骂还钱了。。还个屁", "target": "心疼楼主,长得好看也不是错嘛,人在家中坐,锅从八方来" }, { "source": "心疼楼主,长得好看也不是错嘛,人在家中坐,锅从八方来", "target": "噗!感觉很对" }, { "source": "后总生日快乐!", "target": "哪里听来这称呼啊!不过谢谢嗯~" }, { "source": "哪里听来这称呼啊!不过谢谢嗯~", "target": "早就听说了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "早就听说了哈哈哈", "target": "害怕啊~我是土肥圆……" }, { "source": "害怕啊~我是土肥圆……", "target": "不是不是你可是后总" }, { "source": "不是不是你可是后总", "target": "在土豪响娘面前永远是土肥圆,矮矬穷" }, { "source": "在土豪响娘面前永远是土肥圆,矮矬穷", "target": "求别黑" }, { "source": "求别黑", "target": "不黑!!绝对白富美睡觉啦!" }, { "source": "你们真能作妖…是这个意思吗我猜的", "target": "没有一个字是对的,还有谁!" }, { "source": "没有一个字是对的,还有谁!", "target": "可怕" }, { "source": "这都不忘带上姿迷", "target": "不带总觉得纵容你爬别人墙头了" }, { "source": "不带总觉得纵容你爬别人墙头了", "target": "墙头这个词你都学会了啊" }, { "source": "墙头这个词你都学会了啊", "target": "开玩笑我可是标准的00后" }, { "source": "摸头医师辛苦了大", "target": "你周末干啥" }, { "source": "汉中油菜花那年吗?都三年啦,好快", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "相信爱情系列", "target": "可以的爱情可以相信" }, { "source": "节日快乐", "target": "等你解放带你吃好吃的" }, { "source": "长隆真好", "target": "下次过来玩儿!" }, { "source": "花痴", "target": "我中意啊丢" }, { "source": "我要举报!", "target": "哭给你看" }, { "source": "大眼睛", "target": "哈哈好吧我觉得我眼睛挺小的" }, { "source": "头发好捞啊", "target": "最近好多人这么说" }, { "source": "最近好多人这么说", "target": "没法见人了" }, { "source": "家长以后的任务肯定会越来越重。", "target": "是啊!老师动动嘴,家长跑断腿,还的忙学习。太辛苦了。" }, { "source": "你好,送我一本", "target": "等会……你说你好?你不知道我是谁?" }, { "source": "等会……你说你好?你不知道我是谁?", "target": "翔哥!你好,是我的开场白啊。想不起来吃啥啊" }, { "source": "我稀物集里的蝴蝶还在某件班晓雪里等待下一位从包里翻出来“这啥”丢掉", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。也太惨了吧" }, { "source": "姐你裤子,坏了", "target": "那你给我缝一下吧" }, { "source": "那你给我缝一下吧", "target": "这个可以,举手之劳" }, { "source": "呦呦美美", "target": "后天见" }, { "source": "你好烦啊", "target": "真的没骗你,以后真的不骗你了。看我友善真诚的脸" }, { "source": "真的没骗你,以后真的不骗你了。看我友善真诚的脸", "target": "我有点不敢相信你了" }, { "source": "我有点不敢相信你了", "target": "我也是这么觉得,所以决定改邪归正。" }, { "source": "我也是这么觉得,所以决定改邪归正。", "target": "今天怎么了?这么有功夫跟我玩" }, { "source": "今天怎么了?这么有功夫跟我玩", "target": "天下太平呗" }, { "source": "天下太平呗", "target": "什么时候不太平了" }, { "source": "威化可好吃了呢想我没", "target": "想死腻" }, { "source": "想死腻", "target": "秒回!我刚吃完你老姨弄的火锅你在干啥" }, { "source": "秒回!我刚吃完你老姨弄的火锅你在干啥", "target": "写论文写到吐血等我回去我也要吃火锅不辣的那种" }, { "source": "写论文写到吐血等我回去我也要吃火锅不辣的那种", "target": "一定麻辣!!加麻加辣!" }, { "source": "怎么把自己搞的那么累啊?!多休息休息啊~~~", "target": "我就当体验生活了呗,感受下晕是怎么样的感脚" }, { "source": "我就当体验生活了呗,感受下晕是怎么样的感脚", "target": "呵呵,你还年轻,不要把自己搞的太累~~~" }, { "source": "呵呵,你还年轻,不要把自己搞的太累~~~", "target": "我想等我老了,我不会现在的努力" }, { "source": "我想等我老了,我不会现在的努力", "target": "那时候,你就后悔现在那么累了~~~把身体累坏了" }, { "source": "那时候,你就后悔现在那么累了~~~把身体累坏了", "target": "然后呢。如果感觉不到累,那是做了什么呢" }, { "source": "然后呢。如果感觉不到累,那是做了什么呢", "target": "并不是说让你不要累,是让你累也要有个度。看着让人心疼好不好~~~" }, { "source": "生日快乐哟", "target": "田老板过奖了" }, { "source": "田老板过奖了", "target": "文老板别来无恙啊?" }, { "source": "没化妆之前觉得自己能找到对象不错了,化了妆之后觉得可以试试彭于晏", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈就服你" }, { "source": "矮油,看来你结婚的日子也不远了...", "target": "没有啦,还要加油!" }, { "source": "没有啦,还要加油!", "target": "记得去年你说今年要结婚的...得抓紧了啊" }, { "source": "记得去年你说今年要结婚的...得抓紧了啊", "target": "这不情况变了么。" }, { "source": "这不情况变了么。", "target": "以不变应万变" }, { "source": "哎我花一百块钱买了个锦鲤手链", "target": "6看看手链能不能破了你的考试魔咒" }, { "source": "明天天气好的话又该嗨皮了么?", "target": "应该吧看是明天还是后天哈哈哈" }, { "source": "应该吧看是明天还是后天哈哈哈", "target": "我觉得也该找点活动活动了" }, { "source": "点进来居然发现你关注了我,我没关注你,大概是夏夏班的,哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我是她师妹" }, { "source": "想次饭饭…", "target": "明天晚上啊" }, { "source": "明天晚上啊", "target": "后天才能回来" }, { "source": "铁三角永远封存在了书中。", "target": "最美好的铁三角是谁也形容不来的" }, { "source": "麻烦以后发近点的图好吗?", "target": "手机随便拍下就赶紧躲回后台了呀...." }, { "source": "手机随便拍下就赶紧躲回后台了呀....", "target": "这个距离你冲回后台要半天吧~~~" }, { "source": "你丫真心潇洒", "target": "必须的撒" }, { "source": "必须的撒", "target": "你此刻是在?" }, { "source": "我已经不认识你们了", "target": "我也不认识你了" }, { "source": "你看没看过一本叫《牧羊少年奇幻之旅》的书", "target": "没有,讲什么的?" }, { "source": "没有,讲什么的?", "target": "讲这个世界的!" }, { "source": "不需要取名了,你的姓已经非常优秀啦", "target": "耶(感觉碰到了老乡" }, { "source": "耶(感觉碰到了老乡", "target": "嘻嘻嘻老乡你好= ̄ω ̄=" }, { "source": "大多数的小朋友生下来都是50cm哦!不要惊讶", "target": "我宝宝也是" }, { "source": "我宝宝也是", "target": "没生过的都大惊小怪" }, { "source": "要不要脸死电信", "target": "已经道歉了,消消气吧" }, { "source": "最近忙啥呢?", "target": "上班呗,你呢" }, { "source": "??过敏了?严不严重啊这种过敏那咋办", "target": "空调房里呆着就好……" }, { "source": "我好困。", "target": "你起那么早咋子!!" }, { "source": "为什么张田田乱入了你告诉我。", "target": "因为某些不可告人的秘密。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你这么帅", "target": "哥丑过吗,,," }, { "source": "哥丑过吗,,,", "target": "你一直丑阿哈哈" }, { "source": "贤惠", "target": "迫不得已的贤惠" }, { "source": "陈学冬又变得帅气了", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "都有什么动画片啊,小时候家里都没电视,我都是看喜洋洋长大的。", "target": "游戏!超级玛丽吃豆人什么的" }, { "source": "游戏!超级玛丽吃豆人什么的", "target": "噢,这个玩儿过。" }, { "source": "成都今天人多吗", "target": "好多人挤的人都快哭了!人挤人啊" }, { "source": "好多人挤的人都快哭了!人挤人啊", "target": "我明天广州飞成都...就是听说多人有点搞纠去不去" }, { "source": "培养它上厕所?", "target": "已经差不多学会了" }, { "source": "有酒有音乐", "target": "我喝酒过敏,你又不是不晓得" }, { "source": "我喝酒过敏,你又不是不晓得", "target": "喝红的撒" }, { "source": "注意保暖啊,多穿点", "target": "谢谢周一就回暖了" }, { "source": "谢谢周一就回暖了", "target": "周末愉快哈" }, { "source": "好烦!作业还没写完", "target": "我不会写,我给班长十块钱叫他写了,你要不要" }, { "source": "照烧鸡扒怎么做滴", "target": "下厨房有" }, { "source": "科科!我能说我有天晚上梦到科科了嘛他还送我乒乓球拍", "target": "能把拍子送我吗" }, { "source": "吃饭需要配乐才有食欲", "target": "开饭还行" }, { "source": "没忘,某些企业忘了,这些企业我们地址到底!!谁上架抵制谁", "target": "抵制是最可笑的武器" }, { "source": "我舍友在学校逗了一只流浪猫,结果被抓破手指,流了好多血,这没事吧?", "target": "流浪猫还是要打。" }, { "source": "这种行为很奇怪么!不是所有小孩都喜欢自言自语吗!不是每个小孩都有自己幻想的伙伴吗!", "target": "我竟然不会和自己说话难道我没童年吗" }, { "source": "我竟然不会和自己说话难道我没童年吗", "target": "哦怪我太奇葩我还以为每一个人都会呢" }, { "source": "一次性电池,也可以充了?!", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "好久没吃火锅", "target": "不是火锅就是冒菜" }, { "source": "赞!亏了多少啊?八戒", "target": "假期留校喝白开水!" }, { "source": "假期留校喝白开水!", "target": "到底亏了多少啊?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我就想问问,你有几张脸", "target": "我才没有丧心病狂到想把彩妆空瓶呢!!哈哈哈连铁皮都很难得!所以我的彩妆都只有"开瓶记"!" }, { "source": "我才没有丧心病狂到想把彩妆空瓶呢!!哈哈哈连铁皮都很难得!所以我的彩妆都只有"开瓶记"!", "target": "两瓶水换着用,一年半不见空瓶的我表示无法想像你的耗材程度啊!(怎么做到的教教我!" }, { "source": "我也几乎天天去跑,怎么都没见到你", "target": "不知道会见面的" }, { "source": "你很喜欢流苏啊,亲", "target": "也木有,上次买那对还没戴过就丢了〜弥补下遗憾〜" }, { "source": "也木有,上次买那对还没戴过就丢了〜弥补下遗憾〜", "target": "我觉得你还挺适合半长的耳环的" }, { "source": "我觉得你还挺适合半长的耳环的", "target": "嗯嗯,突显下大长脸〜" }, { "source": "其实最难过的不是分手,而是分手以后,你发现他还是过得挺好,很快有了新的女朋友,有了新的生活。而你还是活在过去,梦中有他。醒来后的那种怅然若失,突然感觉特别对不起自己,不但没有往前走,还把自己弄得一团糟。", "target": "分手应该体面。" }, { "source": "出柜又不是什么不道德的事……", "target": "我也觉得,只要是真爱,不管男女,都支持" }, { "source": "静谧~", "target": "因为已经关门了!" }, { "source": "因为已经关门了!", "target": "难怪" }, { "source": "哇哇哇都是近期新款,实在是美翻天了~我今天要戴貔貅了啦啦啦", "target": "哈哈~~超级美" }, { "source": "哈哈~~超级美", "target": "嘻嘻,快递应该今天会到啦" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,快递应该今天会到啦", "target": "嗯呢~" }, { "source": "原来这就是知识改变命运", "target": "近日您老说话是越来越有内涵了根本听不懂啊" }, { "source": "有谁写个武汉三镇开通三线的文章啊,可以是感想、可以是修建回顾、啥都可以。", "target": "多少字??" }, { "source": "竟然在洛溪公园打球", "target": "海宝是个直男hhhhhh" }, { "source": "送你一粒延更丹", "target": "不要拒绝" }, { "source": "有木有板栗,橘子", "target": "有呀,很多的" }, { "source": "有呀,很多的", "target": "都是我爱吃的" }, { "source": "都是我爱吃的", "target": "现在橙子很甜哦" }, { "source": "现在橙子很甜哦", "target": "可惜吃多了会上火呀" }, { "source": "可惜吃多了会上火呀", "target": "适可而止" }, { "source": "适可而止", "target": "知道勒,你先把吃的寄过来吧" }, { "source": "知道勒,你先把吃的寄过来吧", "target": "吃货" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "晚上好" }, { "source": "路还长,要好好走", "target": "嗯嗯,你也加油" }, { "source": "你的书我带回来了哇==", "target": "聚会我去不了了,你让村哥帮我带回东兴吧" }, { "source": "聚会我去不了了,你让村哥帮我带回东兴吧", "target": "什么时候聚会?" }, { "source": "来,搞对象", "target": "所以你觉得我丑咯" }, { "source": "所以你觉得我丑咯", "target": "你胖了" }, { "source": "你胖了", "target": "不带我吃好吃的了么" }, { "source": "快点睡觉,明天要开始上班了", "target": "你不也是不睡吗" }, { "source": "会很在乎外界的眼光,感觉为别人活着,好累", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "潇洒的美人儿", "target": "潇洒不起来的人儿哦" }, { "source": "潇洒不起来的人儿哦", "target": "今天这样就很潇洒" }, { "source": "今天这样就很潇洒", "target": "恩,必须潇洒起来,想干嘛就干嘛,以前太畏首畏尾了,考虑太多" }, { "source": "恩,必须潇洒起来,想干嘛就干嘛,以前太畏首畏尾了,考虑太多", "target": "女孩儿,要善待自己,恰当的及时行乐吧" }, { "source": "女孩儿,要善待自己,恰当的及时行乐吧", "target": "你这语气,态度,让我很尴尬" }, { "source": "回学校聚会了?", "target": "嗯嗯,回学校跟他们过节了,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "头身比例难道不是头/(身高-头)吗?", "target": "不用减头啊……" }, { "source": "不用减头啊……", "target": "原来如此……我还一直以为自己是六头身来着" }, { "source": "我上铺以前就说过苑子文更懂事", "target": "嗯,确实" }, { "source": "好想要一条校服裤", "target": "你的克哪了" }, { "source": "你的克哪了", "target": "太旧了以前我天天穿校服你忘了啊!" }, { "source": "太旧了以前我天天穿校服你忘了啊!", "target": "我的也很旧啊,真的好好穿好舒服" }, { "source": "有钱真好!", "target": "你还不睡。。" }, { "source": "你在引诱你家的啊旺", "target": "他吃完早餐就这样子了!开始思考人生" }, { "source": "他吃完早餐就这样子了!开始思考人生", "target": "它在想它的下一顿是吃什么,哈哈" }, { "source": "星期五买给我吃布丁!!!!", "target": "我很忙的" }, { "source": "我很忙的", "target": "不行,一定要买,不然不给你抱你儿子了" }, { "source": "凑齐这些可以召唤神龙", "target": "太可恶了,这些冒充者。" }, { "source": "可爱可爱", "target": "丑哭,想暴打理发师一顿" }, { "source": "这残酷月光怎么过不去了呢", "target": "好听啊,被洗脑啊" }, { "source": "跑那么远,约会啊?", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "是不是男生半夜回家或者回不回家都不会被爸妈说!", "target": "看个人的家庭的" }, { "source": "您是美好旧时光滴小天使", "target": "看到一次夸一次【您的色系搭配太强大了……棕色和薄荷绿耳目一新" }, { "source": "然后我也不知道我最近为啥天天热搜心情复杂不知该喜还是该悲", "target": "喜个鬼啊???找个地方哭去吧" }, { "source": "喜欢吃海苔", "target": "我觉得你是海苔控!" }, { "source": "我觉得你是海苔控!", "target": "对啊!超喜欢!【不知道适不适合码字吃我可怜的那点字都是在公交上,吃不了】" }, { "source": "对啊!超喜欢!【不知道适不适合码字吃我可怜的那点字都是在公交上,吃不了】", "target": "哈哈哈你可以带着路上吃" }, { "source": "长大了老铁", "target": "我不想长大" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "好的大妹砸你最近在西安吗?" }, { "source": "请问怎么玩?!!新手求带", "target": "关注明星大侦探公众号,然后回复这个房间号就可以了,想玩的都可以呀" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "你很邪恶!" }, { "source": "你很邪恶!", "target": "你知道我撒意思?" }, { "source": "你知道我撒意思?", "target": "我感觉出来的" }, { "source": "3爱国1富强只换敬业一张", "target": "换爱国啊爱国" }, { "source": "换爱国啊爱国", "target": "加我" }, { "source": "代购小ck", "target": "那你看小说嘛" }, { "source": "摸摸头", "target": "捏捏腰吧" }, { "source": "你最瘦", "target": "你说得对!" }, { "source": "你们去哪?", "target": "厦门哇…" }, { "source": "你间什么餐厅经常有孩子", "target": "童话主题餐厅" }, { "source": "童话主题餐厅", "target": "真的吗?下次去下" }, { "source": "这波台风感觉如何", "target": "好像对我这里影响不大" }, { "source": "国庆的时候去乌镇西塘会不会人太多不好玩呐", "target": "肯定人多不好玩啊" }, { "source": "粉底那么贵,请别轻易哭", "target": "吓得眼泪都憋回去了,," }, { "source": "【跟正能量的朋友在一起】你才会更快乐!", "target": "支持" }, { "source": "你到哪点?", "target": "贵阳呀" }, { "source": "贵阳呀", "target": "没是,你现在到那做什么" }, { "source": "没是,你现在到那做什么", "target": "在家里看电视准备去学校了" }, { "source": "在家里看电视准备去学校了", "target": "现在还去,天哪!" }, { "source": "现在还去,天哪!", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "累人吧。" }, { "source": "累人吧。", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "恩加油信心最重要", "target": "嗯,你也要加油" }, { "source": "回来约", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "想回家了", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "狗真的是不管主人给他们什么生活都永远忠诚", "target": "狗不嫌家贫" }, { "source": "师傅要不要,让俺也给你剃一个吧", "target": "俺喜欢蘑菇头" }, { "source": "俺喜欢蘑菇头", "target": "蘑菇头俺也会" }, { "source": "蘑菇头俺也会", "target": "你是爆炸头" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,听说明天下雨祝您玩的愉快", "target": "说得像您不去似的" }, { "source": "最爱你了撒", "target": "不跟你玩了" }, { "source": "打卡", "target": "打完卡就碎觉" }, { "source": "加油加油!白天继续努力", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "你认识阎鹏宇?他也是常大的?", "target": "对呀我初中同学,你也认识呀" }, { "source": "你现在算是深入敌后么武工队?", "target": "我现在是卧底。。" }, { "source": "我现在是卧底。。", "target": "卧出什么心得没有嘛?" }, { "source": "卧出什么心得没有嘛?", "target": "暂时还没。。" }, { "source": "黑暗中的天蝎带着一股杀气", "target": "你的头毛还没甩干吗!" }, { "source": "你今天到底能不能约", "target": "不确定啊。你晚上可以出门不?" }, { "source": "不确定啊。你晚上可以出门不?", "target": "可以啊。没问题" }, { "source": "你跑酒哦", "target": "再不跑就挂了" }, { "source": "心累", "target": "互相抚摸" }, { "source": "气死了", "target": "高冷的一般都长的好看,算了,原谅他们吧" }, { "source": "啥自己单位停车还要交钱", "target": "大多数公司都这样…" }, { "source": "每个人幸福下去才是大道!", "target": "每个人都幸福,那是任何一个国家,执政党,个人都无法实现的,你说的这种境界。只有梦里可以实现。" }, { "source": "还没吃月饼呢", "target": "我十五之夜会醒的。。。嗷嗷嗷。。" }, { "source": "我十五之夜会醒的。。。嗷嗷嗷。。", "target": "你是狼吗…" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "减肥!", "target": "一天吃了一顿" }, { "source": "那现在你是我的了?我还是我的了?", "target": "现在你人是我的了我的都是你的了你的零食还是你的开心嘛" }, { "source": "现在你人是我的了我的都是你的了你的零食还是你的开心嘛", "target": "怎么听着哪里不太对劲呢" }, { "source": "你就等明年吧", "target": "能活到明年不" }, { "source": "能活到明年不", "target": "死了明年接着买" }, { "source": "哪里下雨了?有这么大???", "target": "马鞍山啊。你不在么?" }, { "source": "马鞍山啊。你不在么?", "target": "我这里就下了毛毛雨,没有这么大" }, { "source": "东方在太阳升起的方向", "target": "好吧我是没有早晨的" }, { "source": "好吧我是没有早晨的", "target": "呀我忘了" }, { "source": "呀我忘了", "target": "对啊还有下雨也没用太阳吧" }, { "source": "我没吃晚饭,不要馋我", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "我表姐前几天也说买", "target": "我在犹豫" }, { "source": "叫醒我的是钱", "target": "你在上班了吗" }, { "source": "拉仇恨的", "target": "挨家挨户给人送" }, { "source": "挨家挨户给人送", "target": "下次安排也送我这" }, { "source": "姐这样真的好吗", "target": "哈哈哈你也让男朋友带你去玩。" }, { "source": "打电话把她们叫来房间,舵爷拿出珍藏的四库全书讲解给她们听,让她们在知识的海洋里寻回迷失的自我", "target": "鲁迅说:“男人有两大爱好——拉良家妇女下水,劝风尘女子从良”。" }, { "source": "鲁迅说:“男人有两大爱好——拉良家妇女下水,劝风尘女子从良”。", "target": "精辟" }, { "source": "海港城的抹茶?", "target": "你咋知道" }, { "source": "你咋知道", "target": "我唯独只喜欢它家的抹茶,在大陆也不吃抹茶。" }, { "source": "我唯独只喜欢它家的抹茶,在大陆也不吃抹茶。", "target": "你说的是哪间?" }, { "source": "表白", "target": "接受接受" }, { "source": "易烊千玺帅", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "选个妞送包包", "target": "我我我我我,来哦" }, { "source": "半夜也必须被发现。。。介么有喜感。。。。不过我很纳闷大热天你弄个双肩包热不热啊?", "target": "相机包==" }, { "source": "相机包==", "target": "有装备必须背出来呗?" }, { "source": "有装备必须背出来呗?", "target": "第一次被背出去好吧,太事儿了==" }, { "source": "第一次被背出去好吧,太事儿了==", "target": "哈哈哈,还行吧。。。。就一次还被发现。。。。" }, { "source": "不放弃", "target": "加油咯" }, { "source": "我们新新宝贝的拳头真像哆啦A梦", "target": "你要不要咬一口" }, { "source": "乖乖俺姐腿真长", "target": "伸腿把你绊进我怀里" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈给我算算我啥时候能考上清华北大啊", "target": "相信自己并为之努力,你就能神乎其技" }, { "source": "做墙纸了", "target": "哈哈,有蛮好看的" }, { "source": "你怎么老勾引我对象", "target": "我一直都是你的" }, { "source": "我一直对自己的厨艺很有自信", "target": "有机会去你家吃" }, { "source": "看牙吗", "target": "昂好气跑了两家都没号明天还要去" }, { "source": "昂好气跑了两家都没号明天还要去", "target": "...这大热天的折腾啊" }, { "source": "...这大热天的折腾啊", "target": "恩还好我在咖啡店小憩了一下哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "3.5耳机口,前置指纹识别,非刘海屏,当下能有这些都是难得可贵的。", "target": "确有些特立独行" }, { "source": "姐姐,我脚得可能是有点过火,不过肯定好吃!", "target": "有点过火了,170度40分钟" }, { "source": "有点过火了,170度40分钟", "target": "姐姐,我今天在家做了冰淇淋,不过不知道效果,还没有冻好。" }, { "source": "朕要让软贵妃早日归来,朕想死你啦", "target": "把你的肉肉减掉再来见我哈哈" }, { "source": "把你的肉肉减掉再来见我哈哈", "target": "哼吗那你估计不用见我了,难道你没长肉肉,这不科学" }, { "source": "哼吗那你估计不用见我了,难道你没长肉肉,这不科学", "target": "长了3斤" }, { "source": "晚安,晚安,晚安,晚安,", "target": "起床了" }, { "source": "挥霍着挥霍着,很快就过去了", "target": "是啊,现在就感觉大学就这样挥霍没了" }, { "source": "是啊,现在就感觉大学就这样挥霍没了", "target": "你们还年轻,还可以尽情挥霍" }, { "source": "你们还年轻,还可以尽情挥霍", "target": "看到你更新的一个比一个青春的头像,觉得我们已经不再年轻了" }, { "source": "看到你更新的一个比一个青春的头像,觉得我们已经不再年轻了", "target": "我觉得我越来越成熟了" }, { "source": "我觉得我越来越成熟了", "target": "表示从外貌看不出呀,师姐!" }, { "source": "--..为了作为回报,我也告诉你吧...~~~17岁还差1个月...95年的是这么算的吧....", "target": "不是吧!!!你应该是16!我93年" }, { "source": "不是吧!!!你应该是16!我93年", "target": "--..是你算错了还是我算错了~" }, { "source": "看开点,过好自己的日子,加油", "target": "是的!只是夜深人静情绪多大白天还是得好好做人" }, { "source": "说明要吹散雾霾迎接我们的到来", "target": "等你们回来晒照片~~~" }, { "source": "什么时候回来你、", "target": "我十三四号吧去澳门玩两天了开车回来" }, { "source": "我十三四号吧去澳门玩两天了开车回来", "target": "你开的回来?" }, { "source": "陈寻得知方茴考砸就觉得不对,为了与方茴分数差距不大就空了最后那一大题,书中交代物理是陈寻最擅长的学科,最后一大题是故意空着的", "target": "知道,我刚看完。。片中想表达的是这个意思。。但是每个人有自己不同的理解,我觉得陈寻如此艰难地获得方茴的芳心,进入大学之后怎么能如此不珍惜。。所以就调侃他本来就不会最后一题咯~你懂我啥意思吧。。" }, { "source": "知道,我刚看完。。片中想表达的是这个意思。。但是每个人有自己不同的理解,我觉得陈寻如此艰难地获得方茴的芳心,进入大学之后怎么能如此不珍惜。。所以就调侃他本来就不会最后一题咯~你懂我啥意思吧。。", "target": "陈寻经不住诱惑就慢慢陷入其中了" }, { "source": "陈寻经不住诱惑就慢慢陷入其中了", "target": "我就觉得全是陈寻的错,方茴甚至没有一点不对的地方~~" }, { "source": "人品问题", "target": "半斤对八两吧我们" }, { "source": "p10真的好用吗认真的问", "target": "认真的回答,真的好用" }, { "source": "你最近忙啥呢。", "target": "各种纠结,困的很!!" }, { "source": "各种纠结,困的很!!", "target": "纠结啥''纠结怎样去伦敦馆??哈哈" }, { "source": "纠结啥''纠结怎样去伦敦馆??哈哈", "target": "没人领路" }, { "source": "没人领路", "target": "手机有导航!!" }, { "source": "你竟然有了刘海!", "target": "是的呢~好久不见喔" }, { "source": "内心:又有新衣服穿了", "target": "她的院子是她一点点搭起来的" }, { "source": "在k歌啊?可惜妹子离你太远了~", "target": "酒吧呢,漂亮小伙献唱哦下次哥带你来看帅哥" }, { "source": "酒吧呢,漂亮小伙献唱哦下次哥带你来看帅哥", "target": "必须的!妥妥的!" }, { "source": "顺其自然吧", "target": "是的一切都是" }, { "source": "可是我特别喜欢吃芝麻糊", "target": "可是我不喜欢" }, { "source": "但是你不能否认有的绿茶真的是比你优秀", "target": "比你好看还比你有手段" }, { "source": "快点回来!!玩的开心吗", "target": "演唱会就要开始了明天回去辣" }, { "source": "单手抱!你厉害的了!", "target": "20斤出头,她就喜欢抱抱" }, { "source": "20斤出头,她就喜欢抱抱", "target": "以后你单手托婴儿无压力啊~" }, { "source": "以后你单手托婴儿无压力啊~", "target": "抱她还行的啊,不是很重,你抱个20斤看看呢" }, { "source": "抱她还行的啊,不是很重,你抱个20斤看看呢", "target": "我买个十斤的西瓜陀回去都很累啊" }, { "source": "我买个十斤的西瓜陀回去都很累啊", "target": "我抱别的东西也不行的抱不动的就抱抱狗娃还可以" }, { "source": "幸亏我还要再呆两年。", "target": "考上了咱学校研究生?" }, { "source": "你居然在机场", "target": "对啊,我都已经到了…然后甩一句11点才到!" }, { "source": "对啊,我都已经到了…然后甩一句11点才到!", "target": "哈哈哈明儿去么好久没看到你" }, { "source": "我先试毒!", "target": "恩呢,我尽量挑不太甜的口味给你~今天去超市感觉呗洗劫一空。。另外有的巧克力饼干确实味道很好,不过是比利时产的" }, { "source": "恩呢,我尽量挑不太甜的口味给你~今天去超市感觉呗洗劫一空。。另外有的巧克力饼干确实味道很好,不过是比利时产的", "target": "加油!马上圣诞节了!给我哦!对了你有想要国内的么??" }, { "source": "回去电脑看看大图?", "target": "比我以前拍得好" }, { "source": "比我以前拍得好", "target": "越来越有味道了啊,尤其是有了个私人模特之后" }, { "source": "越来越有味道了啊,尤其是有了个私人模特之后", "target": "那可不是,你也抓紧的" }, { "source": "你喝酒睡醒了", "target": "我继续喝了" }, { "source": "这小姑娘还不错喔", "target": "别想了有蓝朋友" }, { "source": "别想了有蓝朋友", "target": "蓝朋友嘛,我可以当红朋友啊" }, { "source": "这箱子很好看", "target": "是盒子,不是箱子" }, { "source": "是盒子,不是箱子", "target": "盒子都这么大个的" }, { "source": "别激动喝口茶缓缓", "target": "急哦!要我一辈子乃一当老婆!我不从啊!" }, { "source": "急哦!要我一辈子乃一当老婆!我不从啊!", "target": "大热天的。。恩好括号的真是好。。" }, { "source": "大热天的。。恩好括号的真是好。。", "target": "你们那也热?说到喝茶,你们这个年纪的还有喝茶的吗?应该木有了吧!" }, { "source": "我饿。", "target": "过来吃!" }, { "source": "那个灯岗有个坑你躲坑就压线,没算你逆行不错了。这个岗老不是人了,你可能直行道转弯了", "target": "对,是占道了" }, { "source": "徒儿要不要顺便到深圳溜溜?", "target": "我一定会去哒这次只是在广州匆匆转个机" }, { "source": "我很宽容,大多数人觉得一般的女孩我都能发现一点好看。", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "王者不好上", "target": "来浪啊黄金带你上青铜" }, { "source": "来浪啊黄金带你上青铜", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "完全没有鞭炮声禁止放炮了少将新年好", "target": "那有点可惜了,还是村里好" }, { "source": "那有点可惜了,还是村里好", "target": "还是可以扑过来哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "赢了钱还失落。你是求合体失败了吗?", "target": "低俗。。" }, { "source": "我还是很喜欢你,像风走了八千里,不问归期。", "target": "我也喜欢你" }, { "source": "你来!我已经不想挣,挣不动了", "target": "哈哈哈,我每天主动加班一小时,棒不棒" }, { "source": "狗狗可爱惨了", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "你爱谁", "target": "小冰最喜欢那些喜欢小冰的人" }, { "source": "小冰最喜欢那些喜欢小冰的人", "target": "你的最爱呢" }, { "source": "你的最爱呢", "target": "陈小春" }, { "source": "陈小春", "target": "为什么是陈小春" }, { "source": "为什么是陈小春", "target": "哈哈...有点" }, { "source": "哈哈...有点", "target": "好难过被同学骗了400多块钱" }, { "source": "好难过被同学骗了400多块钱", "target": "亲爱的,别不开心啊,抱抱你" }, { "source": "亲爱的你走丢了啊?", "target": "心丢了。" }, { "source": "宝宝我看不懂高大上", "target": "一个剪辑软件比我之前用的更高级些~况且,你在家貌美如花就够了" }, { "source": "一个剪辑软件比我之前用的更高级些~况且,你在家貌美如花就够了", "target": "好的你挣钱养家" }, { "source": "可是你的话一直置顶啊……每天晚上都是~手机的话,可以看到啊……", "target": "看到是看到了,问题是,手机没办法投!" }, { "source": "怎么不买新包装?", "target": "这里还没有" }, { "source": "为什么总有年下给你送东西", "target": "笨坏了,是年上啊" }, { "source": "笨坏了,是年上啊", "target": "只有赫赫姐姐是年上,其他都是年下送的" }, { "source": "只有赫赫姐姐是年上,其他都是年下送的", "target": "可是没看过你晒年下的礼物……" }, { "source": "6s升级后流畅度怎么样", "target": "相当流畅,空间也多了好多" }, { "source": "相当流畅,空间也多了好多", "target": "港版6SP掉帧严重,已经降回10.3.3" }, { "source": "港版6SP掉帧严重,已经降回10.3.3", "target": "怎样降级" }, { "source": "不要侮辱仙女,小心我把你变成秃头。。。", "target": "没怕,你要坚信你是颠婆" }, { "source": "没怕,你要坚信你是颠婆", "target": "我从来不会这样误解自己。。。" }, { "source": "我从来不会这样误解自己。。。", "target": "没没没,你在蒙蔽自己" }, { "source": "没没没,你在蒙蔽自己", "target": "你在蒙蔽你自己对我的认识" }, { "source": "你在蒙蔽你自己对我的认识", "target": "不不不··" }, { "source": "对你才华的妒忌", "target": "过奖了" }, { "source": "我今天不理你,等着看我德虐死你家c罗", "target": "面对德国矮人小队长无压力啊......看罗哥和空翻小纳尼完爆德国边路走廊" }, { "source": "面对德国矮人小队长无压力啊......看罗哥和空翻小纳尼完爆德国边路走廊", "target": "那用结果说话吧哼" }, { "source": "衣服实物颜色暗吗?显皮肤白吗", "target": "显白的" }, { "source": "舅舅,摇摇", "target": "偶买嘎,摇摇。回去天天都有坐" }, { "source": "偶买嘎,摇摇。回去天天都有坐", "target": "没有坐的啊" }, { "source": "樱花的花期是多久啊?四月末会不会都凋谢了", "target": "花期一周。。。" }, { "source": "有姐姐等于拥有了全世界的暴躁吗", "target": "没错了没错了天天挨熊" }, { "source": "小季越来越贤惠了!红烧排骨看着好好吃!", "target": "一般般贤惠啦但排骨是好吃" }, { "source": "一针见血", "target": "哈哈。" }, { "source": "开心吗", "target": "嗯哈" }, { "source": "别低头双下巴会掉", "target": "麻麻你去上海玩的时候要记得有一个留守儿童在宜昌" }, { "source": "麻麻你去上海玩的时候要记得有一个留守儿童在宜昌", "target": "麻麻给你带米老鼠回来" }, { "source": "还有在今天遇见了萌萌晖", "target": "就是就是" }, { "source": "跟家人在一起感觉踏踏实实,心里挺舒坦", "target": "明天就要走了,有点不舍得" }, { "source": "明天就要走了,有点不舍得", "target": "常回家看看" }, { "source": "子璇睡得真甜,要快点好起来,多长点肉哦", "target": "现在睡眠好了,以前不舒服,总醒" }, { "source": "大晚上的还让不让我睡觉了我吐了啊", "target": "吐了又可以吃宵夜了,睡什么睡" }, { "source": "吐了又可以吃宵夜了,睡什么睡", "target": "吃宵夜可以有" }, { "source": "吃宵夜可以有", "target": "不睡觉也可以有" }, { "source": "2012年重庆!", "target": "对头" }, { "source": "对头", "target": "事实证明即将高考的我对于前几年高考重庆卷还是很熟的!" }, { "source": "医学签证多少钱?", "target": "看去那个医院" }, { "source": "您好,定制您这款差不多款式的戒指,大概在什么价位呢。谢谢", "target": "也定不好吧。因为款式不一样。也不知道你要什么金的。和我这款差不多的都在一万以上左右" }, { "source": "也定不好吧。因为款式不一样。也不知道你要什么金的。和我这款差不多的都在一万以上左右", "target": "谢谢您,我定的款式和你这个差不多" }, { "source": "谢谢您,我定的款式和你这个差不多", "target": "客气客气" }, { "source": "客气客气", "target": "偶对了,您这个是铂金还是k金啊" }, { "source": "只有我一个人看到金塞伦了吗", "target": "瑟非啊,是天使" }, { "source": "瑟非啊,是天使", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈虚~~" }, { "source": "不喜欢次……海产品……", "target": "没人让你吃阿。那是我家拿来喂狗的。" }, { "source": "没人让你吃阿。那是我家拿来喂狗的。", "target": "你家狗次这个?你们次你家狗拉出来的东西?我真机智!" }, { "source": "你家狗次这个?你们次你家狗拉出来的东西?我真机智!", "target": "狗拉出来的是留给你的" }, { "source": "我好很多了,谢谢关心", "target": "既然你好很多了,我就像从前一样喜欢你不不不比从前还要喜欢你嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "下次我们一起去!", "target": "来深圳吧鞋子不磨脚嘿嘿而且超多家可以选" }, { "source": "来深圳吧鞋子不磨脚嘿嘿而且超多家可以选", "target": "好!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈新年快乐", "target": "你觉得我能快乐么" }, { "source": "我起来上个厕所。。啥也没说。。回去接着睡", "target": "我去吃早饭哪像某人" }, { "source": "你的手工作品?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "美!小马甲好看", "target": "~你还没回来吧,北京最近可冷" }, { "source": "~你还没回来吧,北京最近可冷", "target": "回来啦,昨天回来到现在一直下雨,不知道该怎么穿衣服了,有点儿懵" }, { "source": "乔妹妹你竟然在热搜上", "target": "可能火了" }, { "source": "我又忘记他是谁了,理想三旬?", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "UFO好吃", "target": "跟那个不一样的,这个比那个好吃多了" }, { "source": "跟那个不一样的,这个比那个好吃多了", "target": "有多好吃呀" }, { "source": "有多好吃呀", "target": "要不要给你打包一份" }, { "source": "要不要给你打包一份", "target": "这个可以有啊" }, { "source": "真的是不想只看片花,虽然那么好看", "target": "因为根本看不够!" }, { "source": "咋了孩子?有什么想不开的啊", "target": "心里面不痛快,,好女孩都没人疼,,," }, { "source": "心里面不痛快,,好女孩都没人疼,,,", "target": "是不是看到些自己不想看到的东西" }, { "source": "是不是看到些自己不想看到的东西", "target": "你是神人,,," }, { "source": "求口红色号,好美", "target": "口红是我用好几个颜色叠的" }, { "source": "坏人一生平安", "target": "并不想做个好人太难" }, { "source": "情人节快乐", "target": "给你一个么么哒" }, { "source": "美人除夕快乐", "target": "同乐" }, { "source": "管不到你随你了一点都不听话", "target": "看完了" }, { "source": "看完了", "target": "你信吗" }, { "source": "嗯嗯赟赟姐你也喜欢看我们上课的时候英语老师总给我们看", "target": "那多棒啊!!!" }, { "source": "无辣不欢撒。你这几日可真是吃了好多好吃的呀。羡慕...", "target": "你改名字了啊!你最近情伤?" }, { "source": "你改名字了啊!你最近情伤?", "target": "没有情何来伤撒....只是最近蛮郁闷的哈哈哈...可能是天气太冷了..." }, { "source": "没有情何来伤撒....只是最近蛮郁闷的哈哈哈...可能是天气太冷了...", "target": "嘿嘿,好嘛,不管怎样,开心!" }, { "source": "冷面真是好吃到爆!", "target": "哈哈我觉得这家还可以!" }, { "source": "天呢,你太不小心了,我看着都很疼,最近注意点", "target": "嗯会注意哒" }, { "source": "嗯会注意哒", "target": "我看着疼的" }, { "source": "酸奶对皮肤好", "target": "看他你就知道效果好不好了" }, { "source": "第三张好可爱,可以收表情包吗", "target": "可以的,我都是从广场上找的" }, { "source": "雪丽糍啊,别生气啊,我不了解情况,只是想你不开心时逗逗你!", "target": "我没生气,我当时心情不好,对你态度也不好你别往心里去,我知道你是好心" }, { "source": "爷爷,你养了只猫咪?", "target": "嗯。" }, { "source": "嗯。", "target": "名字呢" }, { "source": "名字呢", "target": "并没有。太麻烦。而且就是有这东西也不会理你。" }, { "source": "并没有。太麻烦。而且就是有这东西也不会理你。", "target": "怎么突然想起来养猫咪的" }, { "source": "怎么突然想起来养猫咪的", "target": "一直想养啊。" }, { "source": "一直想养啊。", "target": "但是不是一直没有实施么" }, { "source": "但是不是一直没有实施么", "target": "没地方啊。" }, { "source": "你的诗很棒。", "target": "谢欣赏。" }, { "source": "谢欣赏。", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "敬业福还那么难吗昨天我刷出来了一个", "target": "今年比去年容易集多了,但我依旧少它(摊手)" }, { "source": "想养一只英短没钱", "target": "存钱养" }, { "source": "这饭是和里特一起吃的啊", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "就知道赞", "target": "那该怎么办,到上海来给你补补?" }, { "source": "那该怎么办,到上海来给你补补?", "target": "哈哈哈,待遇这么好" }, { "source": "亲,6.26毕业典礼+授位典礼,到时候看看有木有时间过来围观,欢迎到场。", "target": "居然是周二!孩子你真会挑啊" }, { "source": "居然是周二!孩子你真会挑啊", "target": "不是我说了算呀,学校选的日期,到时候端午节放完假就直接回学校办各种手续了" }, { "source": "你一直都很胖", "target": "老实人" }, { "source": "逗比女神", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈可爱" }, { "source": "我就看看不说话", "target": "允许你说话" }, { "source": "给专员问好啦", "target": "临时工就是嚣张啊" }, { "source": "临时工就是嚣张啊", "target": "零时工还是自带" }, { "source": "零时工还是自带", "target": "有证么" }, { "source": "这什么时候艾特的我才看到", "target": "晚了" }, { "source": "晚了", "target": "不怪我我这么多天都没看到的说" }, { "source": "自曝图以回馈大家对你的照顾", "target": "最近没拍" }, { "source": "最近没拍", "target": "现在拿起相机现炒现卖" }, { "source": "现在拿起相机现炒现卖", "target": "不要吧" }, { "source": "不要吧", "target": "速度困死了,一会就睡着了" }, { "source": "跟杨洋一起抖", "target": "可爱!" }, { "source": "这盆多少钱", "target": "团购128" }, { "source": "团购128", "target": "佳木斯的吗" }, { "source": "佳木斯的吗", "target": "嗯嗯佳木斯开了好几家这种的" }, { "source": "姐姐姐姐雷欧也要吃饭饭", "target": "凑热闹的" }, { "source": "去杯姑娘度补习?", "target": "系春" }, { "source": "系春", "target": "署成" }, { "source": "蒽,听雨感觉挺好的,今早有同感", "target": "小诗意!" }, { "source": "像我们这种好看的照片被盗已经不是三俩天的事情了", "target": "同感," }, { "source": "好羡慕卡里面还有馀额的人", "target": "噢~你没有" }, { "source": "噢~你没有", "target": "对啊,没有,所以才羡慕啊" }, { "source": "对啊,没有,所以才羡慕啊", "target": "不用羡慕了,我也准备没有了" }, { "source": "小冰不聊天了会想我吗", "target": "他要是可怜,你就该当乞丐了!" }, { "source": "他要是可怜,你就该当乞丐了!", "target": "不说这样的话哦" }, { "source": "不管在哪,你总是那么的爱打扫呀!", "target": "哈哈!你想说我有洁癖么~~" }, { "source": "你发烧了?", "target": "我室友" }, { "source": "我室友", "target": "那嘛事儿没有…" }, { "source": "期待的私房", "target": "不像私房的私房" }, { "source": "送早餐来了", "target": "送的正是时候,真饿了" }, { "source": "送的正是时候,真饿了", "target": "就知道你饿了,一起来就在和友友们聊天,不怕,等会和早餐凑着一块吃。" }, { "source": "就知道你饿了,一起来就在和友友们聊天,不怕,等会和早餐凑着一块吃。", "target": "那样省事" }, { "source": "你过来", "target": "我以为是假的,没想到是真的" }, { "source": "愿望都是美好的,你在北京还好不?有北京爱情故事可讲没?", "target": "老王~你什么时候来看我ps,为什么所有人都在看北爱。。" }, { "source": "奔奔儿,我想增肥~但是多吃零食,宵夜对皮肤不好,咋办呢", "target": "最近早餐天天杂粮粥+鸡蛋或者无糖豆浆的我好像胖了" }, { "source": "最近早餐天天杂粮粥+鸡蛋或者无糖豆浆的我好像胖了", "target": "请问你是吃哪个无糖豆浆" }, { "source": "杂没看到你的", "target": "偶看到蛮多单位的人啊,好像就没看到国土的" }, { "source": "智齿么", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "突然觉得我是一个没脱离低级趣味的人这个点你看球我看韩剧", "target": "我其实是在写稿" }, { "source": "我其实是在写稿", "target": "我对自己说看完这集就去写可是已经连看三集了现在又很无耻的说太晚了该睡了" }, { "source": "你最爱的五仁月饼!", "target": "其实是叉烧馅儿,不要问我为什么买这个馅儿,鬼使神差" }, { "source": "刘心仪很好看!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我的朋友说她好看就是不理我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我的朋友说她好看就是不理我", "target": "啥??怎么不理你了??" }, { "source": "啥??怎么不理你了??", "target": "不是我朋友说你好看但她不搭理我" }, { "source": "不是我朋友说你好看但她不搭理我", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好像大家的朋友都对自己狠不感兴趣哦??" }, { "source": "我就默默看你自我成长", "target": "嗯呐嗯呐" }, { "source": "你是不也四天没吃饭", "target": "你咋整天半夜不睡觉" }, { "source": "高中男生一般喜欢什么样的女生", "target": "认识很多体育生它们好像都喜欢比自己小一点点然后可爱的身材还有身高好像不大重要有一点点矮那种更可爱不是很懂男人的内心" }, { "source": "认识很多体育生它们好像都喜欢比自己小一点点然后可爱的身材还有身高好像不大重要有一点点矮那种更可爱不是很懂男人的内心", "target": "我的同学都脱单了……" }, { "source": "我的同学都脱单了……", "target": "别因为羡慕而去投入一段速食的感情正因为我知道它们喜欢什么类型所以我也知道他们大多也只是玩玩的新鲜感很快就会过去" }, { "source": "你那有没", "target": "无有咯~」」」」羡慕啊,里度得冰皮~」」" }, { "source": "哎,我这次忘了报六级,悲催", "target": "下次好好复习再报" }, { "source": "下次好好复习再报", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我梦见你啦!哈哈~", "target": "很好。。" }, { "source": "很好。。", "target": "好什么" }, { "source": "好什么", "target": "梦见我咯。。" }, { "source": "梦见我咯。。", "target": "我梦见了一只猪" }, { "source": "能逗好久都没联系了", "target": "在上班呐" }, { "source": "在上班呐", "target": "在哪上班啊" }, { "source": "在哪上班啊", "target": "目前在苏州" }, { "source": "目前在苏州", "target": "看你用的手机就知道你过得不错哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这就是我为什么不生孩子的原因", "target": "句式杂糅" }, { "source": "我淋着雨走了一路", "target": "是不是傻。为嘛不买把" }, { "source": "是不是傻。为嘛不买把", "target": "路上没见有。" }, { "source": "很好奇,顶棚的书只是装饰的吧?不能借阅的", "target": "都是假的" }, { "source": "妞~明天上班啦?", "target": "培训了" }, { "source": "培训了", "target": "培训多久啊??" }, { "source": "培训多久啊??", "target": "三!个!月!女人我得睡觉了晚安!" }, { "source": "美得福至心灵。", "target": "我理解为你又在夸我漂亮了" }, { "source": "主持人又是你系列", "target": "从上映到现在一直在我这里,舍不得丢掉" }, { "source": "从上映到现在一直在我这里,舍不得丢掉", "target": "那就一直主持下去" }, { "source": "可怜的孩啊!我说怎么没回我", "target": "我想在还在弄…" }, { "source": "发老板喜欢啥你你喜欢啥", "target": "啥你都能想到他" }, { "source": "啥你都能想到他", "target": "再讲不是吧," }, { "source": "再讲不是吧,", "target": "不。。。。是!!!" }, { "source": "我的脸屏幕都装不下", "target": "方闺蜜又在说笑了" }, { "source": "方闺蜜又在说笑了", "target": "来了你看嘛" }, { "source": "老年人要注意养生啊", "target": "唉我现在已经躺在被窝睡养生觉了" }, { "source": "哎呦换手机了", "target": "没钱,这你都注意…" }, { "source": "没钱,这你都注意…", "target": "哈哈是不是" }, { "source": "哈哈是不是", "target": "把你的plus换给咱哇" }, { "source": "大学毕业的时候我也跟你合影过", "target": "照片呢?" }, { "source": "照片呢?", "target": "要找找" }, { "source": "要找找", "target": "找到发给我" }, { "source": "找到发给我", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "随缘,反正我最宠你", "target": "感觉是真的" }, { "source": "这个姐姐是真的有气场合影都是指人翻牌", "target": "但是他为什么没有胸" }, { "source": "原地爆炸", "target": "哦~三星那个啊才反应过来" }, { "source": "冒充你说什么自己在米兰回不来了什么的,估计想骗钱", "target": "发给你了?没被骗吧" }, { "source": "发给你了?没被骗吧", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "我有一万个想见你的理由,唯独少了一个见你的身份。", "target": "说的很对!" }, { "source": "左上角不是有个加号吗", "target": "安卓不能氪金" }, { "source": "安卓不能氪金", "target": "你氪金干嘛整夜不回家你还管他" }, { "source": "你氪金干嘛整夜不回家你还管他", "target": "养儿子啊" }, { "source": "恋爱的犀牛", "target": "去蜂巢看了一个让人坐立不安的话剧" }, { "source": "生日大乐啊", "target": "恩体积是很大了" }, { "source": "趁还早,点!", "target": "哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "到你的主页点一下你的头像", "target": "起真早啊。" }, { "source": "最近参加了什么比赛没?现在都看不到你发跑步的东西了", "target": "天天都在跑。过去的一年,一场比赛没参加。" }, { "source": "天天都在跑。过去的一年,一场比赛没参加。", "target": "省了不少钱吧" }, { "source": "你是来接我的吗?", "target": "才不是" }, { "source": "他们没有无线呀他们居然不懂什么是路由器无语完了", "target": "路由器,交换机什么的,女生么,不懂也不奇怪,无线路由器太贵估计你们宿舍也不会买,看来自建热点也没戏了,你看那个朋友有免费的WIFI给你用吧,电信移动联通都可以用的" }, { "source": "路由器,交换机什么的,女生么,不懂也不奇怪,无线路由器太贵估计你们宿舍也不会买,看来自建热点也没戏了,你看那个朋友有免费的WIFI给你用吧,电信移动联通都可以用的", "target": "我现在就是在问啊居然没人理我" }, { "source": "我用三年都不可能白天生黑的痛没人懂", "target": "我懂,因为我…也是" }, { "source": "心肝碎成渣…", "target": "粘好粘好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死了给你个安慰的拥抱所以这么多问题你还能用到现在哥们儿你可真够有耐心啊", "target": "不是把钱都拿来买耳机买琴了么,最近还准备买猫,想想手机就一个工具,没必要再花钱换,用到报废吧。" }, { "source": "不是把钱都拿来买耳机买琴了么,最近还准备买猫,想想手机就一个工具,没必要再花钱换,用到报废吧。", "target": "你要养猫了吗看中啥样的啦" }, { "source": "二女儿恒大赢啦啦啦啦啦啦啦", "target": "恒大是赢了,但我的论文还是没完没了啊" }, { "source": "恒大是赢了,但我的论文还是没完没了啊", "target": "那你不也次火锅了嘛,哈哈哈,我也要次...." }, { "source": "那你不也次火锅了嘛,哈哈哈,我也要次....", "target": "你又知道我次火锅你大闺女邀请我去次的,盛情难却啊" }, { "source": "你又知道我次火锅你大闺女邀请我去次的,盛情难却啊", "target": "嗯嗯嗯,不错不错啊" }, { "source": "摸摸头", "target": "再也不骑车了好痛苦" }, { "source": "再也不骑车了好痛苦", "target": "还是多小心一点吧" }, { "source": "今天除了去报道什么事儿也没干...也就干密室算正事儿了...", "target": "羡慕!!!至少有点你喜欢干的事支撑着呢!本来也梦想着以后能开个自己的小店!!!杨老板加油啊!不过你们报道够晚的。。" }, { "source": "走到那带到哪你累吗", "target": "还好因为你一口气就吃掉了四块" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,要开心哟", "target": "瓦的饭还没好呢" }, { "source": "瓦的饭还没好呢", "target": "还没吃饭" }, { "source": "小心怪蜀黍", "target": "哈哈,骑车跑得快" }, { "source": "山药炖鸡肉应该不错巴", "target": "时间紧,就炒着吃了" }, { "source": "嫉妒~", "target": "啥玩儿,提前跑了一天还被老板给逮到了,有啥好嫉妒的哇。" }, { "source": "是不是需要翻墙?", "target": "不用翻" }, { "source": "你在哪哇?", "target": "我在家了" }, { "source": "我在家了", "target": "哦,来找我玩" }, { "source": "哦,来找我玩", "target": "哦,你在干嘛?我们摘杨梅去啊" }, { "source": "哦,你在干嘛?我们摘杨梅去啊", "target": "好啊,什么时候?" }, { "source": "好啊,什么时候?", "target": "我随时可以,你最近在干嘛?" }, { "source": "我随时可以,你最近在干嘛?", "target": "我也随时都有空,天天在打游戏!" }, { "source": "遇见你们,是我最美丽的意外", "target": "时光过得好" }, { "source": "我妈要这电脑我就是不想扛回来。。。想趁乱买了得了", "target": "阿姨还挺时髦~" }, { "source": "总比失眠无聊好多了,让它叫吧", "target": "它叫的我睡不成啊" }, { "source": "它叫的我睡不成啊", "target": "给他听听音乐,没准会好点" }, { "source": "我也才睡醒还要去值班", "target": "值啥班?" }, { "source": "值啥班?", "target": "学生会的" }, { "source": "不肝活动没卡不舒服", "target": "拿送的从者很容易的啊,真的,不骗你" }, { "source": "拿送的从者很容易的啊,真的,不骗你", "target": "但我想要五星啊想完五星又想要结晶。。。" }, { "source": "你和他说。不要邮费。你自己去取", "target": "包邮的" }, { "source": "包邮的", "target": "你和他说你就要自取,让他把邮费退给你" }, { "source": "小农喜欢吃的全家桶", "target": "喜欢" }, { "source": "那儿的紫色世界、离你很近、、、上周末才去了趟、、、、", "target": "原来是真的,还以为是哥的童话之家" }, { "source": "原来是真的,还以为是哥的童话之家", "target": "那儿是双流太平镇的熏衣谷、现已是一遍紫色海洋、、、很美!" }, { "source": "那儿是双流太平镇的熏衣谷、现已是一遍紫色海洋、、、很美!", "target": "孤陋寡闻,号称1600亩不知道有没有普罗旺斯那般的诗意天空吗" }, { "source": "拉面这几年发展不是很顺利。口味千年不变,而且牛肉分量很少。主要是群众的饮食文化开始丰富起来了。", "target": "喝完酒的时候还是拉面管用啊" }, { "source": "喝完酒的时候还是拉面管用啊", "target": "难道喝完酒要吃拉面吗" }, { "source": "有杀气。看到你短信了,话说你最近用哪个号码啊。", "target": "150哈哈哈133那个经常被我扔一边你用的是那个号码?" }, { "source": "150哈哈哈133那个经常被我扔一边你用的是那个号码?", "target": "你发我信息那个咯有什么好玩的活动嘛" }, { "source": "你发我信息那个咯有什么好玩的活动嘛", "target": "练车!哈哈哈哈!!" }, { "source": "莫不是因为想我?", "target": "真的好想你" }, { "source": "哼,新年快乐,", "target": "回来记得给我打电话,快乐,~" }, { "source": "回来记得给我打电话,快乐,~", "target": "??回哪里?" }, { "source": "就想回学校在寝室躺一个礼拜天天点外卖", "target": "我也!!!!而且非常想念学校周围的吃的!!!昨天跟花花还说等你回来了我们回学校的时候把学校周围的吃的每顿吃一遍不带重样的就毕业了" }, { "source": "我也!!!!而且非常想念学校周围的吃的!!!昨天跟花花还说等你回来了我们回学校的时候把学校周围的吃的每顿吃一遍不带重样的就毕业了", "target": "不了,我只想躺在寝室等外卖哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不节约", "target": "嘿嘿,我只买兰州没有的那些牌子。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,我只买兰州没有的那些牌子。", "target": "借口要节约" }, { "source": "见我吗", "target": "认真的啊" }, { "source": "认真的啊", "target": "好的呀" }, { "source": "我已经不能原谅你每次都要圈我却不给我吃这件大事了!", "target": "这个不好带嘛。。" }, { "source": "主厨辛苦了", "target": "一身的油" }, { "source": "一身的油", "target": "好吃" }, { "source": "你如果走了呢?别走就服你了", "target": "冻死了你负责赔" }, { "source": "张大大真丑的极致,这身衣服他还以为自己是少女了?", "target": "同感,你说人品好点,丑就算了~结果又丑人品又差主持又不咋滴" }, { "source": "同感,你说人品好点,丑就算了~结果又丑人品又差主持又不咋滴", "target": "关键在人品,人品好影响差也不至于那么讨人厌。" }, { "source": "请问制服店铺是“酒诗长安道”吗", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "到大了它牵你出门溜溜圈儿我的这个现在还小才三个月我都管不住它一出门就狂叫不止真想握住它的嘴不放", "target": "那你以后有的受了,苦了你的爸妈…你开学都去学校了" }, { "source": "那你以后有的受了,苦了你的爸妈…你开学都去学校了", "target": "我会时常回家看看的" }, { "source": "我会时常回家看看的", "target": "…回去吃饭了…空了聊" }, { "source": "哥哥快睡觉", "target": "做生意哦亲" }, { "source": "做生意哦亲", "target": "中秋节都不给自己放假。" }, { "source": "去哪里逛呢?", "target": "东门" }, { "source": "东门", "target": "上次去哪里差点迷路了……" }, { "source": "上次去哪里差点迷路了……", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,确实容易迷路" }, { "source": "你咋不跟我说我还想再看一遍", "target": "我就是走到这儿临时决定的" }, { "source": "我就是走到这儿临时决定的", "target": "我还想再看一遍你恩!非常喜欢!句句真理" }, { "source": "我还想再看一遍你恩!非常喜欢!句句真理", "target": "是很好看" }, { "source": "在江南区吃牛肉真是有高帅富的感觉啊!", "target": "饿……求吃的……" }, { "source": "饿……求吃的……", "target": "减肥,别吃了" }, { "source": "张艺兴:哎哟喂。我:天啊他喜欢我吗", "target": "他喜欢的是我" }, { "source": "我爱警察同志", "target": "你就逗猴吧" }, { "source": "你就逗猴吧", "target": "是警察同志!" }, { "source": "推荐白夜行", "target": "收!" }, { "source": "好想在留言下面挂一张你的丑图", "target": "就是不行" }, { "source": "就是不行", "target": "求我跪下" }, { "source": "求我跪下", "target": "老子无所畏惧!" }, { "source": "老子无所畏惧!", "target": "那我就挂丑照了哦" }, { "source": "我咋觉得你是打起吃鸡翅的口号喝酒喃…", "target": "哈哈。我都啃了四份了。不开玩笑。这家鸡翅好好吃。" }, { "source": "哈哈。我都啃了四份了。不开玩笑。这家鸡翅好好吃。", "target": "减肥" }, { "source": "打包嘎意思,系送黎番禺。。。", "target": "那是外卖" }, { "source": "那是外卖", "target": "差不多啦。。。打包,包括外卖。。" }, { "source": "差不多啦。。。打包,包括外卖。。", "target": "不对" }, { "source": "不对", "target": "送下黎啦。。。" }, { "source": "你最近在干嘛", "target": "找工作,不考研了,你呢?" }, { "source": "找工作,不考研了,你呢?", "target": "还不是一样" }, { "source": "还不是一样", "target": "找的咋样啊?电力找工作应该还好吧!" }, { "source": "找的咋样啊?电力找工作应该还好吧!", "target": "大家都很痛苦" }, { "source": "大家都很痛苦", "target": "握手,你想找什么样的工作?" }, { "source": "握手,你想找什么样的工作?", "target": "能养活自己的就好,感觉没啥要求额" }, { "source": "咬一口", "target": "来咬" }, { "source": "来咬", "target": "你最近不要这样好不好" }, { "source": "你最近不要这样好不好", "target": "调戏你" }, { "source": "被蚊子咬啦", "target": "嗯脸上咬了7口" }, { "source": "嗯脸上咬了7口", "target": "狠显火" }, { "source": "狠显火", "target": "昨天手上11口" }, { "source": "傻儿子这天还敢打夜", "target": "然而我打的室内嘻嘻" }, { "source": "好好听啊!千古绝句", "target": "致橡树真的是这样好吗!!" }, { "source": "帅哥!求约!", "target": "你想怎么约约个啥" }, { "source": "你想怎么约约个啥", "target": "随便约..." }, { "source": "随便约...", "target": "现在住在哪儿" }, { "source": "现在住在哪儿", "target": "莫愁湖" }, { "source": "其实这个晚上最诡异的是男主的拖把变扫把!", "target": "对啊对啊,今晚我打错字了,最后的扫把改为拖把,其实也差不多喇~我大意了,晚安哈,我睡觉了,明天考试" }, { "source": "对啊对啊,今晚我打错字了,最后的扫把改为拖把,其实也差不多喇~我大意了,晚安哈,我睡觉了,明天考试", "target": "晚安晚安,我明天最后一科,就放假啦不用看书了太高兴老~加油哦贤帅~" }, { "source": "晚安晚安,我明天最后一科,就放假啦不用看书了太高兴老~加油哦贤帅~", "target": "哈哈,你嘴巴好甜喔,加油哈!" }, { "source": "你喜欢要女儿啊", "target": "嗯呐~女儿好乖哟" }, { "source": "嗯呐~女儿好乖哟", "target": "就是,我还是觉得" }, { "source": "就是,我还是觉得", "target": "你也想要女孩啊" }, { "source": "你也想要女孩啊", "target": "肯定嘛,女娃儿可以打扮,安逸" }, { "source": "肯定嘛,女娃儿可以打扮,安逸", "target": "哈哈,我想到要是以后我有个女儿就高兴,忍不住的笑" }, { "source": "哈哈,我想到要是以后我有个女儿就高兴,忍不住的笑", "target": "现在就这么高兴咯,,哈哈,那你就该多多运动,人家说爱运动的男生容易生女娃儿" }, { "source": "现在就这么高兴咯,,哈哈,那你就该多多运动,人家说爱运动的男生容易生女娃儿", "target": "我这么爱运动好不~以后不生个女娃真对不住我这么黑" }, { "source": "我来陪你单着", "target": "恋爱中的人就不要来凑热闹了好吗" }, { "source": "恋爱中的人就不要来凑热闹了好吗", "target": "已再次成为单身狗" }, { "source": "顾老师好", "target": "周同学好" }, { "source": "周同学好", "target": "顾老师我要提问" }, { "source": "和小鬼王琳凯一起吃必胜客", "target": "小鬼小鬼小鬼小鬼!" }, { "source": "8G才叫升级,6G是去年的配置了", "target": "8g你量产啊??" }, { "source": "8g你量产啊??", "target": "时代在进步。用2G的时候,也不敢想象会到6G" }, { "source": "我看过鲁豫有约没有断章取义", "target": "请问这段会议的完整版可以在鲁豫有约里看到吗?" }, { "source": "请问这段会议的完整版可以在鲁豫有约里看到吗?", "target": "这就是完整版的两人的对话没有被剪辑过" }, { "source": "吸一口欧气是什么意思?", "target": "等于运气变好" }, { "source": "我想看雷雨了,电影版,想找它的网盘没找到。", "target": "你之前看过没有的啊" }, { "source": "你之前看过没有的啊", "target": "之前老师不是放过吗" }, { "source": "之前老师不是放过吗", "target": "因为我不记得是不是我们一起看的了,我只记得看过" }, { "source": "长的歪瓜裂枣的跟大妈似的。", "target": "你体面得,爆照诺!" }, { "source": "你体面得,爆照诺!", "target": "你要是说你头像是你照片骂我还真不好意思发出来了。" }, { "source": "你女儿真的太漂亮了,像谁的,哈哈哈", "target": "像我" }, { "source": "我给你三十斤", "target": "你那是肥肉来的,给我我就有肚腩了,不要妹纸一起来练肌肉吧" }, { "source": "你那是肥肉来的,给我我就有肚腩了,不要妹纸一起来练肌肉吧", "target": "走吧求一起减肥" }, { "source": "走吧求一起减肥", "target": "其实我锻炼的本意是增肥的" }, { "source": "任何芯片的数据网上都有,你去查查去好吧?别无知的把平常的东西说成顶尖的。", "target": "谁无知,数据是什么?云测评?你到底用过没有?你是不是觉得自己懂的很多?" }, { "source": "吓死宝宝了!!!!", "target": "哈哈,长得丑还不准爆图么" }, { "source": "哈哈,长得丑还不准爆图么", "target": "你自己过不去坎还怪我长得丑啰" }, { "source": "你自己过不去坎还怪我长得丑啰", "target": "怪我长得丑撒" }, { "source": "怪我长得丑撒", "target": "快点睡觉哦!" }, { "source": "明天你休不", "target": "上班,爪子嘛。" }, { "source": "上班,爪子嘛。", "target": "想逛街" }, { "source": "爱情就像一个搬砖的民工遇见了想爱的你:如果牵了你的手势必要放弃一些砖,如果不放手你可能又不见得一路跟谁,到底是谁难住了谁?", "target": "拉着手一起搬" }, { "source": "妈呀你敢发………", "target": "干嘛在我地盘这就得听我的" }, { "source": "看电影不叫我", "target": "哈哈~…~谁叫你中午不叫我去吃饭啊……" }, { "source": "你配不上他,他应该找一个正气阳光的好女子。", "target": "找你好吗,不过我感觉找你的话先去趟韩国,然后在去趟长江商学院,把你的个人素质先提高" }, { "source": "你在哪里?山的那边海的那边", "target": "有一群蓝精灵" }, { "source": "你存心引诱我...", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈吃货吃货!!!!!" }, { "source": "冒昧问哈,你照色达那个风景是那条路上照的,必须要进去坐他们的公交车才照的到吗", "target": "是在路上拍的你可以走路也可以坐公车我们是走路进去的从佛学院门口走到那边大概有2公里左右" }, { "source": "是在路上拍的你可以走路也可以坐公车我们是走路进去的从佛学院门口走到那边大概有2公里左右", "target": "谢谢哦" }, { "source": "我有张同款照片还没来得及发哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈今天天气好好" }, { "source": "宝贝,我希望你少有失眠的时候,能一夜无梦然后畅快醒来,要梦也是好梦美梦,万事顺意,一切都好。", "target": "也从" }, { "source": "走,五一去", "target": "我都不知道回不回了" }, { "source": "腿儿怎么也多愁善感了", "target": "被你感染了" }, { "source": "还是长发比短发好看", "target": "其实还是短发啊" }, { "source": "其实还是短发啊", "target": "但是扎起来好看,批下感觉头大得很" }, { "source": "我想当狗", "target": "说心里话,我也想" }, { "source": "假精是不是腻~", "target": "哟?这样是假精么?" }, { "source": "哟?这样是假精么?", "target": "我说是就是类哈哈" }, { "source": "保重", "target": "有心" }, { "source": "我也想要尹毓恪的签名照啊…", "target": "会有的哦" }, { "source": "淡定今天吃粽子", "target": "知道啦,待会出去买" }, { "source": "我有一瓶果汁,保质期到今年9月10号,我打算9月11号再喝。", "target": "做实验啊" }, { "source": "。。。望断天涯路,吃饭", "target": "看到你的望断二字就把我手机望没电了." }, { "source": "好人有好报!", "target": "哪里跟哪里" }, { "source": "哪里跟哪里", "target": "善良的你,值得更多的惊喜" }, { "source": "善良的你,值得更多的惊喜", "target": "那好啊" }, { "source": "无聊的表现", "target": "放假太短的表现" }, { "source": "放假太短的表现", "target": "玩无尽头" }, { "source": "玩无尽头", "target": "开学恐惧症" }, { "source": "又是感冒了", "target": "不知道。。昨晚睡得很冷!!" }, { "source": "不知道。。昨晚睡得很冷!!", "target": "被子了" }, { "source": "被子了", "target": "把医院里的被子都盖了,我昨晚盖了两张毛毯,都还是冷" }, { "source": "把医院里的被子都盖了,我昨晚盖了两张毛毯,都还是冷", "target": "可怜的娃啊" }, { "source": "可怜的娃啊", "target": "现在刚睡醒,去医院迟到,然后今晚继续" }, { "source": "现在刚睡醒,去医院迟到,然后今晚继续", "target": "哦,,好好的" }, { "source": "星聚会?", "target": "好像叫什么东方纯K~" }, { "source": "好像叫什么东方纯K~", "target": "那家不好,就在我家对面哇,不叫我" }, { "source": "又回家了!", "target": "又??" }, { "source": "又??", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "是的!", "target": "哪哪也就这会儿好不昨个吃饭吃的有点儿突然啊" }, { "source": "干嘛笑我。哼我就是不会喝酒嘛", "target": "想不到有人跟我一样菜哈哈哈" }, { "source": "想不到有人跟我一样菜哈哈哈", "target": "我一直觉得大家都比我强" }, { "source": "泡菜里的猫是哪个我也有麻。没备注~", "target": ",,你高中同学,车滢。。。" }, { "source": ",,你高中同学,车滢。。。", "target": "哦哦。猫九该。" }, { "source": "哦哦。猫九该。", "target": "素滴~" }, { "source": "快滴和滴滴现在打车还免费吗?", "target": "五元~" }, { "source": "五元~", "target": "之前免费,对吧?" }, { "source": "之前免费,对吧?", "target": "13之前" }, { "source": "13之前", "target": "那不就对了,你没发现和馀额宝一个道理?" }, { "source": "好想学这个舞有没有一起的", "target": "尬舞吗" }, { "source": "尬舞吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我喜欢尬聊" }, { "source": "你眼睛长", "target": "我想要眼睛大" }, { "source": "沐浴洗头,睡个好觉", "target": "今晚好好休息哦,明天好好上班哦" }, { "source": "零度,追不到琪琪,那是你没有勇气和胆量!", "target": "零度自己有自己的未来,你管的找找吗?" }, { "source": "我们家狗狗从小吃海洋之星。现在六个月了还没补钙,牙齿换的挺好的,还要补钙吗", "target": "补钙是锦上添花,也没说一定要补。" }, { "source": "七七,上午好呀", "target": "笑笑,我今天把我衣服带子弄断了" }, { "source": "没有遇见你就耍不到朋友", "target": "不耍就不得分手" }, { "source": "不耍就不得分手", "target": "哈哈,祝你孤独终老" }, { "source": "原来我在你心里没什么好形象", "target": "你误会了" }, { "source": "你误会了", "target": "哈哈哈我开玩笑啦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我开玩笑啦", "target": "你有男朋友吧" }, { "source": "你有男朋友吧", "target": "我真没" }, { "source": "我真没", "target": "开玩笑吧" }, { "source": "开玩笑吧", "target": "真的没。为啥觉得我有" }, { "source": "真的没。为啥觉得我有", "target": "因为看你经常感慨" }, { "source": "因为看你经常感慨", "target": "我是个多愁善感的女孩子呀哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我是个多愁善感的女孩子呀哈哈哈", "target": "还真没看出来" }, { "source": "环境如何里面每场是不是人很少", "target": "恩~就喜欢这种包场的感觉~" }, { "source": "得瑟了~~话说你跟谁出去玩的?", "target": "表姐表妹三人行!" }, { "source": "表姐表妹三人行!", "target": "好好玩" }, { "source": "注意安全啊", "target": "已安全抵达" }, { "source": "回来我们去吃哈根达斯吧,降降火", "target": "你请客啊" }, { "source": "你请客啊", "target": "好啊。等下,你不是大胃王吧……我手头比较拮据,怕请不起……" }, { "source": "人才!", "target": "必须是人才啊" }, { "source": "脱撒预报不准很正常嘛", "target": "是我自己看错日期了" }, { "source": "是我自己看错日期了", "target": "精神不好吧干嘛呢" }, { "source": "精神不好吧干嘛呢", "target": "我穿着西区的大衣,一点也看不出来是校服" }, { "source": "我穿着西区的大衣,一点也看不出来是校服", "target": "哈哈哈~我都不知道放哪里了…那个校裤有时候再穿更看不出来…" }, { "source": "有创意好喜欢如果舞蹈更整齐更带感就更厉害了", "target": "总共排练的时间加起来一天都不到,只能这样了" }, { "source": "你有多高?", "target": "我181。俯视你!" }, { "source": "我181。俯视你!", "target": "我怎么怎么不信呢~" }, { "source": "难道你又吐了…", "target": "中暑加晕车的状况" }, { "source": "中暑加晕车的状况", "target": "现在还能中暑!" }, { "source": "扒拉扒拉说这么多。", "target": "你没发现时间间隔长么?因为我爸还不习惯用,我在他回复的时候也没挂着网" }, { "source": "你没发现时间间隔长么?因为我爸还不习惯用,我在他回复的时候也没挂着网", "target": "哈哈,刚发现的,你父母还挺潮嘛!" }, { "source": "小棋子太棒啦,看来要省钱学画人啊", "target": "你没问题!" }, { "source": "你一天到晚的胡落落什么!!!二倒贩子???", "target": "骂赚钱滴也,我是觉得占地方,用不着才忍痛割爱的" }, { "source": "翻译:我自己为自己工作为了自己。请叫我雷锋", "target": "瞎翻译" }, { "source": "瞎翻译", "target": "哈哈哈,求正解" }, { "source": "周末好好犒劳自己", "target": "肯定要的!果断对自己好!" }, { "source": "什么时候我们出去拍照不,想和你合影了", "target": "和我合影" }, { "source": "皇帝岛在哪里?", "target": "泰国嘛" }, { "source": "头像看上去瘦了很多啊", "target": "嗯,瘦了十几斤" }, { "source": "嗯,瘦了十几斤", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "约饭吗,哈哈,吃小龙虾去", "target": "最近拉肚子" }, { "source": "最近拉肚子", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "发顺丰要实名制啊!", "target": "发顺丰不需要什么实名制额但是中通必须要非常严格没有原件还寄不了" }, { "source": "好想自己是男人,努力赚钱娶杨杨", "target": "可惜你是女人,但可以赚钱买杨杨的衣服哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "是不是卖菜的是凶手,因为说今天没菜", "target": "也许是小梅~" }, { "source": "也许是小梅~", "target": "我也觉得是,老警察说的话……" }, { "source": "相亲了吗?", "target": "基本一天见一个" }, { "source": "宝贝你要上哪去啊?旅游?", "target": "亲爱滴,我在上海呢,要回沈,可飞机毫无意外滴又晚点~" }, { "source": "亲爱滴,我在上海呢,要回沈,可飞机毫无意外滴又晚点~", "target": "哇,上海啊,啥时候去那了?" }, { "source": "哇,上海啊,啥时候去那了?", "target": "出来好多天了,先到温州后到的上海~" }, { "source": "手太黑了,差评", "target": "特意调的" }, { "source": "见多识广的你这竟然不知道?你别谦虚了", "target": "呸咋有脸说我的" }, { "source": "呸咋有脸说我的", "target": "我倒是真觉得你才是污王" }, { "source": "我倒是真觉得你才是污王", "target": "我停留在理论,你都是实际行动" }, { "source": "我觉得店家应该给你小红发!比心!", "target": "我推荐给好多人了!!" }, { "source": "你在哪里?下午了吗?", "target": "西安啊冷死了" }, { "source": "小白腿", "target": "不短不短" }, { "source": "我家金毛掉毛基本不带出门", "target": "长毛的狗容易掉毛" }, { "source": "招网拍模特", "target": "我可以不?" }, { "source": "我可以不?", "target": "来来来可以可以" }, { "source": "24爱国富打包换敬业", "target": "可以给我吗" }, { "source": "每周就周日有空。我留级了现在还在读高三。", "target": "嗯哼这样子噢你不在厦门吧?" }, { "source": "嗯哼这样子噢你不在厦门吧?", "target": "对啊。高考完就回去。你呢。高二了吧?" }, { "source": "我是你狂野的朋友", "target": "狂野!" }, { "source": "不错么,你家这个房子沿马路,可以做店面房的啊。", "target": "本来就是店面房。" }, { "source": "本来就是店面房。", "target": "哦哦那怎么空空荡荡的啊,还没开店吗" }, { "source": "你最近很不正常", "target": "我又不!正常了???" }, { "source": "呵呵,是的,昨天本来我担心选欺负LEO,我知道我在,他反而胆肥,走开他们相处很好", "target": "我看轩最近成熟了一点。。孩子们在默默的进步着,只是我们没有发现" }, { "source": "这个小女孩好漂亮呀!!", "target": "所以千万不要搜她长大后的样子……" }, { "source": "这美颜我给满分~", "target": "这个厉害了大头贴机器自动p成这个样子自己只要添加小表情就好了" }, { "source": "你经历了啥子?", "target": "懂不起!" }, { "source": "淡雅的美,早安", "target": "早安。快楽。" }, { "source": "咦,我早都起来了", "target": "你回来了没" }, { "source": "你回来了没", "target": "没,你吃啥!" }, { "source": "你在银川!!!!", "target": "昨天在,今天回来了~" }, { "source": "明天几点开饭?", "target": "是30号大姐" }, { "source": "是30号大姐", "target": "哈哈哈记错了歹势" }, { "source": "哈哈哈记错了歹势", "target": "你这么晚还没睡噢" }, { "source": "你这么晚还没睡噢", "target": "星期五~心情不好和朋友喝点东西" }, { "source": "星期五~心情不好和朋友喝点东西", "target": "米兔" }, { "source": "哈哈,同顺风车,不过滴滴的价格会高一点,算了下油费,顺风车一块五左右一公里,滴滴是一块九", "target": "我驾龄不够,还不能接快车和跨市" }, { "source": "我驾龄不够,还不能接快车和跨市", "target": "我基本就自己家这带跑,赚点油钱" }, { "source": "每天都是吃了睡了上班了,哈哈", "target": "生活也不过如此。" }, { "source": "26号回来嘛?周三,我生日", "target": "回不了额周末才行" }, { "source": "合肥现在还这么热啊", "target": "这两天挺冷的" }, { "source": "这两天挺冷的", "target": "那你还穿这么。。。夏天" }, { "source": "那你还穿这么。。。夏天", "target": "长袖好吗" }, { "source": "长袖好吗", "target": "这不是裙子吗?" }, { "source": "这不是裙子吗?", "target": "长袖长袖长袖重要的事情说三遍" }, { "source": "真羡慕你们大城市的孩子还有小黄车骑", "target": "廊坊没有吗" }, { "source": "你又去上海啦?", "target": "来找老薛跨年" }, { "source": "来找老薛跨年", "target": "你之前去的吧?" }, { "source": "你之前去的吧?", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "没错", "target": "春节出去玩吧" }, { "source": "导,昨晚儿子还在说好久没看王沥川了,但是现在你说的台语版我们也看不到啊。还有我想说导好久也没回复我了", "target": "开心吧" }, { "source": "跨不动了", "target": "之前看过句话那些曾经让你伤心痛苦的事总有一天你会笑着说出来..我也在想法跨呢" }, { "source": "之前看过句话那些曾经让你伤心痛苦的事总有一天你会笑着说出来..我也在想法跨呢", "target": "需要太多时间怕坚持不下去" }, { "source": "我七点就醒了!", "target": "你比我缺心眼儿" }, { "source": "你比我缺心眼儿", "target": "我就没心眼儿." }, { "source": "我就没心眼儿.", "target": "那挺好的,简单单纯纯情" }, { "source": "那挺好的,简单单纯纯情", "target": "谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "互相嫌弃~是需要多大滴勇气", "target": "能咋办,搀扶着走吧,前路还长," }, { "source": "能咋办,搀扶着走吧,前路还长,", "target": "快拉倒吧~我还没找你算账呢" }, { "source": "快拉倒吧~我还没找你算账呢", "target": "我咋啦?" }, { "source": "各种上妆,各种P。", "target": "有上妆有P没有各种。。。羡慕嫉妒恨啦?" }, { "source": "有上妆有P没有各种。。。羡慕嫉妒恨啦?", "target": "哈哈哈,你就是你就是。就是各种,不过羡慕嫉妒,没有。恨的话,大大。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你就是你就是。就是各种,不过羡慕嫉妒,没有。恨的话,大大。", "target": "你是各种强悍!!我就各种让你恨" }, { "source": "哪里狂野了…………", "target": "袖子!" }, { "source": "我看直播把全程记录下来了记在日记本里的满满几页", "target": "我现在还没看直播下午又一选,现在在吃饭" }, { "source": "我现在还没看直播下午又一选,现在在吃饭", "target": "赶紧去看直播!!!" }, { "source": "想买你这鞋来着脱销了", "target": "别买了。快过时了。" }, { "source": "大晚上的突然就把我感动了,哈哈哈哈,七夕快乐", "target": "七夕快乐,祝你幸福" }, { "source": "早安哦~", "target": "这话怎么说" }, { "source": "这话怎么说", "target": "生米煮成熟饭吧." }, { "source": "生米煮成熟饭吧.", "target": "他不在我身边啊他都不认识我" }, { "source": "他不在我身边啊他都不认识我", "target": "去找你喜欢滴人吧" }, { "source": "去找你喜欢滴人吧", "target": "他就是我喜欢的人" }, { "source": "他就是我喜欢的人", "target": "我想我喜欢的人也喜欢我" }, { "source": "我想我喜欢的人也喜欢我", "target": "那是因为他不认识我" }, { "source": "那是因为他不认识我", "target": "那现在认识了" }, { "source": "那现在认识了", "target": "不认识" }, { "source": "不认识", "target": "你造吗?你酱说其实代表你不宣我" }, { "source": "这个问题很简单,不学游泳是女方的错", "target": "哈哈你好有经验" }, { "source": "有眼光!我爱你麻麻", "target": "哪天带回来看看" }, { "source": "哪天带回来看看", "target": "一起吃个饭啥的" }, { "source": "一起吃个饭啥的", "target": "好的,我等你们呦" }, { "source": "我病了你只是让我泡脚", "target": "多喝热水!" }, { "source": "你几时放假?", "target": "12号考完" }, { "source": "12号考完", "target": "回家了来找我撒" }, { "source": "回家了来找我撒", "target": "好你在哪啊" }, { "source": "好你在哪啊", "target": "你的老家" }, { "source": "紫薇快告诉我你多重哈哈哈", "target": "她是不会告诉你她那几天已经突破了120" }, { "source": "她是不会告诉你她那几天已经突破了120", "target": "真棒!我用不用激励一下她" }, { "source": "团长有兴趣扣圣诞红帽子么?", "target": "欣赏你就行了" }, { "source": "欣赏你就行了", "target": "等你来担任红帽子团团长啊" }, { "source": "只要唐总砸钱,什么人都敢往上请", "target": "我十分想见苍老师。" }, { "source": "亲亲跳伞眼睛600度可以嘛", "target": "完全不用但是没问题。" }, { "source": "完全不用但是没问题。", "target": "蟹蟹~" }, { "source": "我很想你!", "target": "思念我吧" }, { "source": "求救", "target": "原图" }, { "source": "有了男人的滋润,果然不一样", "target": "说什么呢没大没小的" }, { "source": "说什么呢没大没小的", "target": "为你感到高兴" }, { "source": "这身材真好", "target": "哪有呀" }, { "source": "还不如留点遗憾也许在一起了之后世上又多了一对怨男怨女", "target": "哪有那么多遗憾可以遗憾的想咋做咋做么一辈子才多久" }, { "source": "哪有那么多遗憾可以遗憾的想咋做咋做么一辈子才多久", "target": "跟从自己内心就好" }, { "source": "跟从自己内心就好", "target": "共勉吧少年我想吃糖" }, { "source": "共勉吧少年我想吃糖", "target": "先准备钱糖给你吃个够" }, { "source": "大佬的第一个规矩,不要用女孩子卖萌用的表情!", "target": "收到,明白!" }, { "source": "收到,明白!", "target": "要文明!" }, { "source": "要文明!", "target": "是,大佬" }, { "source": "是,大佬", "target": "大佬要睡觉了不要熬夜" }, { "source": "大佬要睡觉了不要熬夜", "target": "是,我也睡,一起睡" }, { "source": "酸辣土豆丝开胃", "target": "现在干嘛呢" }, { "source": "是十多年的三菱吉普车呀!小妹去了jj了吗", "target": "是啊,老爷车了" }, { "source": "你骑单车?", "target": "应该是" }, { "source": "作为一个东北人锅包肉是我的最爱...", "target": "大爱锅包肉" }, { "source": "火鸡面好吃吗没吃过", "target": "挺好吃的" }, { "source": "姐,不会一个人喝吧?", "target": "一个人也吃不完这一大锅嘛" }, { "source": "为什么想不通剪了短发", "target": "我没有想不通呀" }, { "source": "我没有想不通呀", "target": "不习惯" }, { "source": "不习惯", "target": "我也不习惯" }, { "source": "没学历连公司都进不去", "target": "万事无绝对,再说了为什么非得去公司上班,三百六十行行行出状元" }, { "source": "你这么注重健康", "target": "要不然快30的大叔能看起来这么年轻嘛" }, { "source": "春困秋乏,夏打盹儿,睡不醒的冬三月", "target": "真的是,我现在就睡不醒" }, { "source": "哇哇〜恭喜〜恭喜〜", "target": "哈哈~多谢!!" }, { "source": "你担任什么角色啊?", "target": "讲故事" }, { "source": "我是传说!", "target": "你当然是传说" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "从哪里看出金钱的象征" }, { "source": "电话都没有还留言", "target": "你没有我电话吗" }, { "source": "找点事做做吧,比如手工编织围巾", "target": "从小就讨厌做这些" }, { "source": "从小就讨厌做这些", "target": "你一点爱好都没有啊!培养下" }, { "source": "你一点爱好都没有啊!培养下", "target": "你怎么知道我没爱好" }, { "source": "你怎么知道我没爱好", "target": "不是指购物唱歌之类" }, { "source": "不是指购物唱歌之类", "target": "怎么不算呢。爱好怎么就单指编织了" }, { "source": "怎么不算呢。爱好怎么就单指编织了", "target": "指的是你可以自娱自乐,而且可以展示给他人欣赏,这才有意义,你要在家独自唱歌一天,这要么音乐家,要么疯了" }, { "source": "指的是你可以自娱自乐,而且可以展示给他人欣赏,这才有意义,你要在家独自唱歌一天,这要么音乐家,要么疯了", "target": "我不需要向他人展示什么…只要自己开心!活着如果就是向他人示好,那白活了" }, { "source": "正好给了清静看书的时间", "target": "有一本书叫什么来着什么你的全世界" }, { "source": "今天不才周二", "target": "今天周三,后就是周五" }, { "source": "今天周三,后就是周五", "target": "好吧明儿就周四了" }, { "source": "敬业可以么", "target": "求敬业求敬业" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢朋友!" }, { "source": "谢谢朋友!", "target": "希望可以成为好朋友哦" }, { "source": "希望可以成为好朋友哦", "target": "我们已经是朋友拉" }, { "source": "快追上我了", "target": "可以可以比我还无聊" }, { "source": "公公婆婆喝茶", "target": "啧啧啧他说他求了你很久你勉为其难答应了" }, { "source": "啧啧啧他说他求了你很久你勉为其难答应了", "target": "我求了他很久他勉为其难答应了" }, { "source": "我求了他很久他勉为其难答应了", "target": "哈哈哈就这样被你征服" }, { "source": "哈哈哈就这样被你征服", "target": "我也是勉为其难的接受的哈哈" }, { "source": "我也是勉为其难的接受的哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈辛苦了以后感情这种事情不要勉强啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈辛苦了以后感情这种事情不要勉强啊", "target": "我知道了,不是我自愿的,你懂得哈哈" }, { "source": "回学校干嘛", "target": "剪头发" }, { "source": "剪头发", "target": "果真是的." }, { "source": "我还在床上", "target": "我现在还在" }, { "source": "我现在还在", "target": "来来来一起" }, { "source": "来来来一起", "target": "选修课" }, { "source": "我还给你打了电话", "target": "在上班,现在在吃饭。我看到了的,下班给你回电话的" }, { "source": "在上班,现在在吃饭。我看到了的,下班给你回电话的", "target": "恩恩哈我还说你怎么啦" }, { "source": "恩恩哈我还说你怎么啦", "target": "木有啦,乖乖,餐厅生意很好啊。我都木有时间给你打电话" }, { "source": "木有啦,乖乖,餐厅生意很好啊。我都木有时间给你打电话", "target": "知道知道的拉。所以我就猜到了,早上还去找你们再" }, { "source": "知道知道的拉。所以我就猜到了,早上还去找你们再", "target": "好的,我上班去了" }, { "source": "老婆怎么了啊这是,玩你画我猜???", "target": "不是,赞的那个" }, { "source": "不是,赞的那个", "target": "看把你气的," }, { "source": "失恋没什么大不了的", "target": "谁失恋了" }, { "source": "谁失恋了", "target": "我说我自己" }, { "source": "我说我自己", "target": "哦,失恋有啥的" }, { "source": "哦,失恋有啥的", "target": "哎,单恋了一个五年的姑凉前些日子有男朋友了,算失恋吗?" }, { "source": "你竟然不是吸猫", "target": "见过人吃猫肉吗?" }, { "source": "去哪坐船!", "target": "你可以坐地铁到中环去天星码头坐到尖沙咀" }, { "source": "你可以坐地铁到中环去天星码头坐到尖沙咀", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "快告诉我", "target": "放了个屁" }, { "source": "好美啊!天气还这么好", "target": "就是因为天气超好,所以映衬的风景很美" }, { "source": "偷我贴纸", "target": "明天加油啦!" }, { "source": "明天加油啦!", "target": "好哦" }, { "source": "也许人家高情商是天生的呢,所以人家能在小学就开始撩妹了", "target": "真是这样,这是天生的" }, { "source": "虽然赚钱好像不无聊但是也会想要是能做一件自己喜欢的事情该多好", "target": "所以你想做什么" }, { "source": "所以你想做什么", "target": "先别说我,你最想做什么" }, { "source": "先别说我,你最想做什么", "target": "我想睡觉" }, { "source": "我想睡觉", "target": "睡觉不是很容易的一件事嘛" }, { "source": "哥,我正高兴蚂蚁走了,你说蚂蚁拌饭吃,这是怎么回事!!!!赔我饺子……", "target": "寸了" }, { "source": "寸了", "target": "在京东上开心的选书" }, { "source": "谢谢姐姐的攻略", "target": "供参考啦,算是干货了" }, { "source": "明早回来还是后早回来?", "target": "明早回武汉" }, { "source": "明早回武汉", "target": "说是周末有雨,可以穿厚点" }, { "source": "我买了蓝色北极熊毛衣外套", "target": "我因为没钱补款而放弃了" }, { "source": "好友,早安吉祥!腊八节快乐!", "target": "早上好腊八快乐" }, { "source": "你都睡醒了是不是,我还没睡着呢", "target": "我都已经开始上班了" }, { "source": "我都已经开始上班了", "target": "我从凌晨一点开始准备睡觉,到现在都没有睡着,我很绝望" }, { "source": "我媳妇这么可爱这么温柔肯定关注我", "target": "说我不好看喽" }, { "source": "说我不好看喽", "target": "最好看" }, { "source": "来一起跑几圈", "target": "不和你跑,你跑太快" }, { "source": "明天是我的领证纪念日", "target": "老公有所庆祝不" }, { "source": "老公有所庆祝不", "target": "从来都没有,不浪漫的人没办法" }, { "source": "看到九寨沟方向地震了,我们11号要出发,现在犹豫,你们还继续吗", "target": "行程不变" }, { "source": "我又不是千里眼看不见!再说没工夫看~我只看二姐的", "target": "二姐也要变身啦变成强势大美人到时看你还肿么办" }, { "source": "和你超像,我小学初中都是美术科代表,不过同时成绩也挺好,,虽然挺喜欢美术但也没有上艺术班,不过还是随大流地选择了普通的理科班。", "target": "对。完全是应试教育的产物。那时候老师就让我们考高分,只要考高分就能上好大学有好未来。甚至县城里的氛围给人的感觉是成绩不好的才学艺体。一段时间里都很气(一气自己不懂;二气老师+家长不指点。)以至于最后选专业,都不是选自己爱的,看什么专业挣钱。不过人生无法重来,懊悔也无用,珍惜现在。" }, { "source": "深夜放毒", "target": "吃~" }, { "source": "南京好热", "target": "成都也是很热" }, { "source": "你回来了小冰。", "target": "怎么不对啊,你说怎么才算对啊" }, { "source": "怎么不对啊,你说怎么才算对啊", "target": "你空闲时间喜欢干啥呢?" }, { "source": "你空闲时间喜欢干啥呢?", "target": "面包会有的,牛奶也会有的" }, { "source": "面包会有的,牛奶也会有的", "target": "你又开始不按套路出牌了" }, { "source": "你又开始不按套路出牌了", "target": "主要是我特爱丢钥匙..." }, { "source": "主要是我特爱丢钥匙...", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "这个可以有", "target": "这个真的可以有哈哈!" }, { "source": "这个真的可以有哈哈!", "target": "我想换手机,你有啥推荐呢" }, { "source": "我想换手机,你有啥推荐呢", "target": "愤怒的小鸟" }, { "source": "愤怒的小鸟", "target": "你确定?" }, { "source": "你确定?", "target": "什么" }, { "source": "什么", "target": "愤怒的小鸟是手机品牌么" }, { "source": "愤怒的小鸟是手机品牌么", "target": "淡定淡定" }, { "source": "淡定淡定", "target": "你会关注我么" }, { "source": "可真美,美的像我下任女友", "target": "你很有眼光" }, { "source": "你很有眼光", "target": "那必须的" }, { "source": "白衣服是女朋友吗。很爱孩子的样子", "target": "是啊,是我女朋友,孩子是她外甥和外甥女。。" }, { "source": "是啊,是我女朋友,孩子是她外甥和外甥女。。", "target": "很会持家的感觉" }, { "source": "很会持家的感觉", "target": "哈哈,你嘴太甜了,,谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "大美妞。。", "target": "哈哈哈'''俩奔三的集体装个嫩" }, { "source": "哈哈哈'''俩奔三的集体装个嫩", "target": "不行,下次去北京会会你。" }, { "source": "不行,下次去北京会会你。", "target": "好呀''" }, { "source": "见到老马没", "target": "已经坐在回家的车里了,你几点到?" }, { "source": "已经坐在回家的车里了,你几点到?", "target": "我已经到了,比你快吧" }, { "source": "我已经到了,比你快吧", "target": "我还早着呢~" }, { "source": "我还早着呢~", "target": "进河南没" }, { "source": "你在我家这的公园来?", "target": "这都被你发现了,昨天跟了你一路" }, { "source": "这都被你发现了,昨天跟了你一路", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈等有空了抓住夏天的尾巴给你拍照去" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈等有空了抓住夏天的尾巴给你拍照去", "target": "这个棒" }, { "source": "第六张的妹子谁呀,我怎么没见过", "target": "我们舍友啊" }, { "source": "我们舍友啊", "target": "我怎么没见过," }, { "source": "我怎么没见过,", "target": "见过吧应该!" }, { "source": "见过吧应该!", "target": "介绍介绍啊。" }, { "source": "介绍介绍啊。", "target": "哈哈哈,你走开" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你走开", "target": "你这样容易没朋友的。" }, { "source": "你这样容易没朋友的。", "target": "18353508685" }, { "source": "18353508685", "target": "能不能当朋友了" }, { "source": "看来我要绝食", "target": "特殊时期特殊对待嘛" }, { "source": "小孩子哪有腰", "target": "怎么没有呢" }, { "source": "一楼亮了。。。啊哈哈哈~~~~~~~~既然都胖胖的了,应该会有很多人疼的~", "target": "就是流浪狗一样身上也脏脏的" }, { "source": "不看韩剧", "target": "那你都看什么剧呢?" }, { "source": "那你都看什么剧呢?", "target": "喜剧,电视剧不怎么看,爱看综艺节目和情感类节目" }, { "source": "喜剧,电视剧不怎么看,爱看综艺节目和情感类节目", "target": "都看什么综艺?" }, { "source": "我会不会变黑", "target": "我好像没什么差..." }, { "source": "我好像没什么差...", "target": "你答非所问" }, { "source": "你答非所问", "target": "对不起,我会好好学习滴" }, { "source": "对不起,我会好好学习滴", "target": "你在干嘛" }, { "source": "大半夜的看着这个我就饿了", "target": "深夜放毒" }, { "source": "哪国鸟语!!说上海话的小姑娘不是四川好姐妹", "target": "哈哈哈你郎个内个勒个说嘛!" }, { "source": "我喜欢那句,哪怕是冲动,也就是后悔一阵子,但要是活得太怂呢,就会后悔一辈子", "target": "是的,所以有想做的事都可以去做的。" }, { "source": "阿姨扫把拿开", "target": "?你是" }, { "source": "我们比你多一天哦!28号开始", "target": "去哪玩啊妞?" }, { "source": "去哪玩啊妞?", "target": "不知道呢,我这样的宅女,多半家里过,舒坦啊" }, { "source": "不知道呢,我这样的宅女,多半家里过,舒坦啊", "target": "咪兔--每次休息都是睡过去的。" }, { "source": "咪兔--每次休息都是睡过去的。", "target": "那你们这个周一周二休息不啊?" }, { "source": "那你们这个周一周二休息不啊?", "target": "休息呀。" }, { "source": "这么快就恢复了?哎哟..我今天没课,在寝室休息~", "target": "什么叫这么快。。。。大男人的...早安!" }, { "source": "什么叫这么快。。。。大男人的...早安!", "target": "好心态内" }, { "source": "好心态内", "target": "你不懂" }, { "source": "你不懂", "target": "嗯,不懂...准备洗澡去" }, { "source": "做头发", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈不是不是的!" }, { "source": "我在找哪个是我晨锅的手", "target": "带手表晨哥手" }, { "source": "带手表晨哥手", "target": "有两个戴手表的呀" }, { "source": "有两个戴手表的呀", "target": "黑色手表" }, { "source": "黑色手表", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "肥来", "target": "肥什么肥打不上铂金我哪里敢肥" }, { "source": "肥什么肥打不上铂金我哪里敢肥", "target": "我在钻石等你" }, { "source": "全球变暖之后广州应该像孟买那样只有旱季雨季才对", "target": "已经是" }, { "source": "已经是", "target": "现在是雨季还是旱季?" }, { "source": "现在是雨季还是旱季?", "target": "旱季,每天晚上干燥到醒" }, { "source": "大叔都喜欢小货的", "target": "自然" }, { "source": "师姐502没人打电话", "target": "老板今天一天没来了" }, { "source": "老板今天一天没来了", "target": "我不在老师都不来了吗" }, { "source": "我想学爵士哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈你不行!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你不行!!!", "target": "不是我说真的我下个月要是任务完成了就没问题" }, { "source": "不是我说真的我下个月要是任务完成了就没问题", "target": "今天周五啦,可以商量下不论是学跳舞还是见面" }, { "source": "今天周五啦,可以商量下不论是学跳舞还是见面", "target": "哈哈我今儿回学校打麻将…或者吃饭" }, { "source": "小周要约我看电影吗?", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "木有", "target": "失望啊" }, { "source": "天凉了记得添衣喔", "target": "友也是,保护好" }, { "source": "友也是,保护好", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "求一六八原图!!", "target": "给你啦" }, { "source": "给你啦", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "还有发达的胸………肌(勉为其难)", "target": "哼哼哼胸好腰好真的啥都好" }, { "source": "我表示我到家了给好!给是明天集合等李总?", "target": "毛闹,好好休息两天。星期五我就上来了。你们可以统一哈意见希望我几点下火车。" }, { "source": "毛闹,好好休息两天。星期五我就上来了。你们可以统一哈意见希望我几点下火车。", "target": "早上7点!" }, { "source": "早上7点!", "target": "凌晨12点。" }, { "source": "凌晨12点。", "target": "来那么晚,你想干嘛呢?" }, { "source": "来那么晚,你想干嘛呢?", "target": "赏月" }, { "source": "赏月", "target": "不把事办掉?" }, { "source": "买回来的票么?怎么没提前买?", "target": "买了个时间不太好的,就改签一下别的车次,好几个票都被验证码耽误没了,要么早完事了,现在才改上" }, { "source": "买了个时间不太好的,就改签一下别的车次,好几个票都被验证码耽误没了,要么早完事了,现在才改上", "target": "你哪天回来啊?" }, { "source": "早安~", "target": "早安好" }, { "source": "我已经不想工作了现在想放假", "target": "马上了" }, { "source": "我的一句早安是不是胜过天上杠杠的大太阳!", "target": "那得看明天有没有太阳~" }, { "source": "送送送,连她那响个不停的电话一起送你,赶紧接走,刚刚差点出状况了,这孩子我真不要了。", "target": "买你送她还是买她送你?" }, { "source": "买你送她还是买她送你?", "target": "没这么残忍的,我要和她以及她的手机划清界限。" }, { "source": "没这么残忍的,我要和她以及她的手机划清界限。", "target": "那算咯,大不了亏一点,买你不送她咯" }, { "source": "向你咨询一下,你小时候幼儿园是在哪个幼儿园上的哦", "target": "问就问嘛,还咨询二幼。" }, { "source": "问就问嘛,还咨询二幼。", "target": "哦哦,这样说不是更含蓄嘛,我找到一张幼儿园照片,里面有个人照片太像你了,所以问哈你,那张照片是一幼的,所以确定就不是你了" }, { "source": "全世界你最可爱了", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "下个月吧", "target": "那你应该去订奶娃的航班,叫他给你服务下。。他马上就不飞了。。再不抓紧,就来不及了哟" }, { "source": "16000的路过", "target": "吹牛" }, { "source": "吹牛", "target": "骗你有糖吃?" }, { "source": "边边~去哪儿?", "target": "边边你喊谁啊,,,我找我找,满地疙瘩" }, { "source": "边边你喊谁啊,,,我找我找,满地疙瘩", "target": "喊你哎" }, { "source": "早上闹铃响了,还没睁开看眼,就把其他三个人的名字喊了一遍,赶紧起床了,后来没有回应,睁开眼睛,只有三个空床位,突然想起来,她们已经走了。", "target": "细思极恐" }, { "source": "细思极恐", "target": "还细思极恐他留级了" }, { "source": "还细思极恐他留级了", "target": "你这个更6" }, { "source": "难得的晴空白云呀", "target": "还有火烧云" }, { "source": "就是在哪里跌倒,就在哪里一直趴着", "target": "在哪里跌倒一定要快跑,跑S型" }, { "source": "在哪里跌倒一定要快跑,跑S型", "target": "毫无规律的s型" }, { "source": "没口红好看", "target": "好吧可是觉得没口红的话感觉没精神" }, { "source": "好吧可是觉得没口红的话感觉没精神", "target": "还是有精神哇" }, { "source": "还是有精神哇", "target": "好吧好吧你说了算" }, { "source": "好吧好吧你说了算", "target": "尴尬-我说了不算" }, { "source": "尴尬-我说了不算", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "喜欢看直播的你才是真的你", "target": "快去直播给我看看啊还没看过" }, { "source": "坐火车都能出国", "target": "北京到莫斯科车票多少钱?" }, { "source": "我没去实习没地方住我就回家自学了", "target": "所以咱俩的社会实践表,我让我同学给咱俩弄吧~" }, { "source": "所以咱俩的社会实践表,我让我同学给咱俩弄吧~", "target": "你回家了?" }, { "source": "我的经验是,永远不要认为现在是自己最胖的时候", "target": "啊啊啊……扎心了" }, { "source": "安全感就是我心甘情愿地全心信任你同时你毫无保留忠诚地珍惜我的信任", "target": "言之有理" }, { "source": "路途乐上榜了,太给力", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "曾共度患难日子总有乐趣", "target": "校园风" }, { "source": "你过来,我保证不打湿你", "target": "敢动我讹死你" }, { "source": "今天大家都是甜甜", "target": "敏甜甜" }, { "source": "我要换眼镜勒", "target": "不不不,是我弄的镜头模糊" }, { "source": "喜闻乐见", "target": "喔多可是什么意思?" }, { "source": "喔多可是什么意思?", "target": "人家听不懂你在说什么哦" }, { "source": "按时吃药,好好休息啊!", "target": "恩。。谢谢嘿嘿" }, { "source": "昨天到宿舍了。", "target": "有拆开看没?" }, { "source": "有拆开看没?", "target": "没。打算等你来的前几天拆。现在现包着防潮。" }, { "source": "未来有我", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "想去旅行了怎么办", "target": "那就走起" }, { "source": "明天过来广州。带你去识下d老总。", "target": "没钱啊" }, { "source": "没钱啊", "target": "死咯,坐车都无钱?" }, { "source": "侧面脸型真的很像呢说真的哈,你眉眼很像何以笙箫默里面那个大学何以琛", "target": ",还是像我自己好了" }, { "source": ",还是像我自己好了", "target": "对哦,万能像那是国际脸,哈哈" }, { "source": "对哦,万能像那是国际脸,哈哈", "target": "不要像汤圆就好了" }, { "source": "不要像汤圆就好了", "target": "啊呜~" }, { "source": "石媒婆,你好啊!", "target": "啊你哈塞哟!我知道你是想让我给你介绍,放心,姐满足你!" }, { "source": "壮士你先秀,我知道你有", "target": "我是女的…没有肌肉!~你秀一个呗!~" }, { "source": "我是女的…没有肌肉!~你秀一个呗!~", "target": "等你什么时候秀锥子脸我就秀二头" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊今晚有海宇的节目啊怎么没点动静", "target": "对啊,居然不预告,差评" }, { "source": "对啊,居然不预告,差评", "target": "海宇这专注认真的黑眼圈盯着女生看,我有点嫉妒" }, { "source": "做梦不行啊", "target": "行行行梦梦还是可以的~" }, { "source": "第一个女友,是现任老婆不?", "target": "肯定不是" }, { "source": "胖刀,祝你生日快乐", "target": "谢谢赛麻麻" }, { "source": "谢谢赛麻麻", "target": "胖刀我和你同一天生日" }, { "source": "祝福姥姥", "target": "谢谢!我呆了两天紧紧张张的,8月回来玩给" }, { "source": "谢谢!我呆了两天紧紧张张的,8月回来玩给", "target": "嗯,先祝福姥姥健康长寿,到了八月,我们嗨起来。" }, { "source": "伙食不错", "target": "哈哈哈哈想吃不" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈想吃不", "target": "你解放了是不" }, { "source": "你解放了是不", "target": "后天考科一" }, { "source": "后天考科一", "target": "驾照?" }, { "source": "驾照?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "单反?能不能找点有常识的群演..单反是你多丑他拍多丑", "target": "这里有个老实人" }, { "source": "今天我出门了哦", "target": "还好我是" }, { "source": "你太乖了小李,你可以告诉我后面放的是什么歌吗", "target": "什么事?赵主任,你说什么歌?" }, { "source": "什么事?赵主任,你说什么歌?", "target": "就是你们照片后面屏幕上的那首,我好奇心在作祟,刚看了照片一直在想是啥子歌" }, { "source": "就是你们照片后面屏幕上的那首,我好奇心在作祟,刚看了照片一直在想是啥子歌", "target": "照片和歌没得撒子关系得!" }, { "source": "你早恋", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "四级已过,等待与你并肩过六级~", "target": "期待与你二战三战四五战" }, { "source": "校园卡掉了?", "target": "对呀,中午还把电脑锁图书馆柜子了,这下打不开了" }, { "source": "哎哟哟随便啦,别无奈嘛,欢乐点", "target": "这个星期回来不?" }, { "source": "这个星期回来不?", "target": "回啊,要出来玩吗" }, { "source": "回啊,要出来玩吗", "target": "等你请我吃饭啊" }, { "source": "等你请我吃饭啊", "target": "你会变很开心吗?" }, { "source": "你会变很开心吗?", "target": "不知道诶。。不过你不记得为什么要请的话我会很伤心" }, { "source": "不知道诶。。不过你不记得为什么要请的话我会很伤心", "target": "可是还没到耶,要提前吗" }, { "source": "可是还没到耶,要提前吗", "target": "怎么会没到" }, { "source": "我会哭死的,现在想想都会有感动,服了自己了", "target": "我已经不知道幻想了多少次糖爸把姑娘交到糖姐夫手里的画面,每次想每次眼里都是泪水" }, { "source": "我已经不知道幻想了多少次糖爸把姑娘交到糖姐夫手里的画面,每次想每次眼里都是泪水", "target": "希望糖糖快点找到她的何以琛,只对她暖的何以琛,以她的快乐为快乐的何以琛" }, { "source": "希望糖糖快点找到她的何以琛,只对她暖的何以琛,以她的快乐为快乐的何以琛", "target": "可以宠她宠到一辈子的何以琛不管她最后选择了谁,谁娶到了她真的很幸运" }, { "source": "可以宠她宠到一辈子的何以琛不管她最后选择了谁,谁娶到了她真的很幸运", "target": "是的,太好的姑娘" }, { "source": "是的,太好的姑娘", "target": "这么好的姑娘为什么有人要伤害她" }, { "source": "这么好的姑娘为什么有人要伤害她", "target": "他们不懂她的好,是他们的损失" }, { "source": "我也值班,来陪我", "target": "你还亲自值班" }, { "source": "她说明天跟我说〜〜", "target": "嗯嗯争取买了他" }, { "source": "嗯嗯争取买了他", "target": "嗯嗯哈哈哈!我发现我最近的好事儿都你帮我搭桥的!我好开心啊!来〜拥抱下!哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯嗯哈哈哈!我发现我最近的好事儿都你帮我搭桥的!我好开心啊!来〜拥抱下!哈哈哈哈", "target": "我肉多,抱着舒服" }, { "source": "我肉多,抱着舒服", "target": "你肉分明不多啊....根本不多好么!!!" }, { "source": "你肉分明不多啊....根本不多好么!!!", "target": "我是微胖界的" }, { "source": "我是微胖界的", "target": "嗯?是么...你不肉啊我印象里你听正常的啊胖你个头啊胖!!!你还胖!让我怎么有脸活" }, { "source": "嗯?是么...你不肉啊我印象里你听正常的啊胖你个头啊胖!!!你还胖!让我怎么有脸活", "target": "我又不是女的不要拿我和你说" }, { "source": "我又不是女的不要拿我和你说", "target": "我刚看了个海报杰伦广州站最贵的1380么?!这么低么?!" }, { "source": "我刚看了个海报杰伦广州站最贵的1380么?!这么低么?!", "target": "内场全部都是统一1380这主办方非常狡猾的" }, { "source": "买一套铅笔,自学画画", "target": "我最近也想自学画画的,彩铅画和水彩真的很棒,关注了一些画画的博主,然后我在简书上也收藏了一些比较详细的绘画过程,打算买本书的,嘻嘻一起加油哦" }, { "source": "特地从广州回佛山逛通济桥?", "target": "是呀,舟车劳累了" }, { "source": "保湿阿,才不长细纹还长下睫毛对吧。你可以搞点眼部打底的。哈哈,怎么大家都略显专业阿", "target": "专业妹妹。老子回将有拉〜" }, { "source": "喜欢怎么没见有照片呢", "target": "下雨天咋出去啊" }, { "source": "下雨天咋出去啊", "target": "乐在其中,当然了,我感冒了,就不陪你风雨无阻了" }, { "source": "乐在其中,当然了,我感冒了,就不陪你风雨无阻了", "target": "自己不多穿点" }, { "source": "一起去青岛玩噻", "target": "哈哈哈~我要回去上班呀~出来了好长时间了~" }, { "source": "嫩快开个店吧带我蹭衣服", "target": "真开了再邀请你做模特怎么样" }, { "source": "大佬惹不起惹不起跟我老爹吵架了他现在还是一张臭脸我老爹对钱看得很重我妹今年干脆都不回家了我想是不是以后也不回家了给他钱就完事但是自己心里过不去想起我老爹好多事情就心塞", "target": "我已经暗自决定明年谁回来谁棒槌" }, { "source": "我已经暗自决定明年谁回来谁棒槌", "target": "暗自加一" }, { "source": "老师有没有吃过鹿拉?", "target": "孤陋寡闻地问一句:鹿拉是一家店还是一种食物的名字?" }, { "source": "孤陋寡闻地问一句:鹿拉是一家店还是一种食物的名字?", "target": "一家店拉" }, { "source": "还在鸟巢潇洒啊?", "target": "刚才在那来着" }, { "source": "爷先睡了", "target": "等哥30分钟。" }, { "source": "等哥30分钟。", "target": "爷先去洗洗睡了。。。你下飞机了咯?" }, { "source": "爷先去洗洗睡了。。。你下飞机了咯?", "target": "下了半小时了。" }, { "source": "我的乌龟只有我能碰", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是的,只能我欺负" }, { "source": "厚积薄发嘛", "target": "我也想……" }, { "source": "哇⊙∀⊙!明晚见了哦!期待接下来的滑雪之旅呀", "target": "一定很精彩" }, { "source": "自然美", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "原来来这里忏悔啦赶紧的有时间就来南京奥", "target": "好桑感" }, { "source": "好桑感", "target": "经常来找我诶" }, { "source": "经常来找我诶", "target": "下次主打" }, { "source": "下次主打", "target": "主打啥" }, { "source": "主打啥", "target": "主打皂片,忧桑我的未来" }, { "source": "主打皂片,忧桑我的未来", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "口水嗒嗒滴。", "target": "我一个人吃了小半箱。" }, { "source": "我一个人吃了小半箱。", "target": "天啊,你居然再馋我一次。" }, { "source": "天啊,你居然再馋我一次。", "target": "计划十一去新疆吃,算又馋你一次吗。" }, { "source": "这些酒都是在哪弄的?", "target": "买的啊还能从哪弄" }, { "source": "无聊中啊", "target": "去站大街!" }, { "source": "提前过老年生活了啊", "target": "毕竟我是一个喜爱养生的人" }, { "source": "追梦赤子心", "target": "爱情电影" }, { "source": "上海群已经从六七十人变成三百多。。。就一个下午。。。", "target": "能给个群号嘛?上海浦东的" }, { "source": "6s又如何你还有肾啊", "target": "你没有" }, { "source": "你没有", "target": "我有" }, { "source": "琪琪呢", "target": "表情弄好了没有?" }, { "source": "表情弄好了没有?", "target": "我都没弄了,整都整不来" }, { "source": "我好馋你做的辣年糕哦那天在给我们尝尝?", "target": "哪天有空再烧一次" }, { "source": "哪天有空再烧一次", "target": "嗯嗯今天在外面吃的炒年糕感觉没有我家海豚弄得好吃" }, { "source": "嗯嗯今天在外面吃的炒年糕感觉没有我家海豚弄得好吃", "target": "哎哟,真的啊我好开心。" }, { "source": "哎哟,真的啊我好开心。", "target": "嗯嗯还是我家海豚手艺好" }, { "source": "嗯嗯还是我家海豚手艺好", "target": "夸的我都不好意思咯~" }, { "source": "其实,你多逛逛网上的手机卖家,银色总比其他色贵一百块。亮黑色其实并不受欢迎。", "target": "我喜欢黑色前面板的" }, { "source": "准备去哪阿这是", "target": "土澳" }, { "source": "我去拿碗和勺子", "target": "来吧来吧" }, { "source": "这个头盔可时尚啊兄弟", "target": "啥情况啊准备当兵了?" }, { "source": "啥情况啊准备当兵了?", "target": "是的呀!" }, { "source": "我会跟你说我在府南河都看到有人撒网么?", "target": "那里面还有鱼啊?" }, { "source": "不你的美经得起各种角度的考验新年快乐!今年争取克捂汗见你一面", "target": "下学期我在那呆的时间少好多了" }, { "source": "下学期我在那呆的时间少好多了", "target": "等你在的时候" }, { "source": "宝宝好可爱", "target": "全世界最可爱" }, { "source": "找到了在晚上我们吃饭那点你还好吧", "target": "还好也,准备碎了" }, { "source": "还好也,准备碎了", "target": "时间长了点明天能走路么?" }, { "source": "时间长了点明天能走路么?", "target": "估计难,游得太拼命了" }, { "source": "估计难,游得太拼命了", "target": "运动量真大" }, { "source": "运动量真大", "target": "所以现在必须碎了,你也早点碎" }, { "source": "鸡翅略黑总体不错", "target": "酱油鸡翅能不黑吗" }, { "source": "抓到一个都是没睡的人~", "target": "我起的太晚了,所以睡得晚" }, { "source": "莫非有银娶了越南媳妇儿", "target": "囧。。。您这联想能力太给力了!朋友去越南玩带的。。。。" }, { "source": "囧。。。您这联想能力太给力了!朋友去越南玩带的。。。。", "target": "就当你夸偶呢!!!" }, { "source": "就当你夸偶呢!!!", "target": "嗯~~想象力丰富是好事儿!" }, { "source": "嗯~~想象力丰富是好事儿!", "target": "谁说不是呢!" }, { "source": "谁说不是呢!", "target": "为啥明天就上班了呢。。。不想上班。。。" }, { "source": "为啥明天就上班了呢。。。不想上班。。。", "target": "老实上班去不要抱怨期待明年十一哈哈" }, { "source": "老实上班去不要抱怨期待明年十一哈哈", "target": "如果明年十一还是这个样子加班,我宁可不期待。。。还是期待过年好了,哈哈" }, { "source": "哎呀,好丰盛的晚餐", "target": "好好吃我给你老汉看你回的他说哎呀你发吃的她肯定想吃得很〜" }, { "source": "好好吃我给你老汉看你回的他说哎呀你发吃的她肯定想吃得很〜", "target": "就是就是。你们好好耍撒" }, { "source": "就是就是。你们好好耍撒", "target": "一定会的〜下次和我们一起来吧" }, { "source": "伤心友尽", "target": "你跟你室友拍照不跟我吃饭" }, { "source": "你跟你室友拍照不跟我吃饭", "target": "你就想啊我以后都见不着他们了,至少我还能见着你啊" }, { "source": "……王嘉尔不能吃辣椒,请你做个人,已经不是不能吃,而是他对辣椒过敏的程度从这件事开始反感你了", "target": "她就是辣鸡" }, { "source": "外星人", "target": "真的要一台吗?" }, { "source": "真的要一台吗?", "target": "这次是真的" }, { "source": "我宝宝也塌塌鼻", "target": "不知道长大了能不能好点" }, { "source": "不知道长大了能不能好点", "target": "我身边有宝宝小时候鼻子扁,长大了挺高,希望咱们宝宝也一样。" }, { "source": "我身边有宝宝小时候鼻子扁,长大了挺高,希望咱们宝宝也一样。", "target": "希望吧" }, { "source": "AA闭店的时候我也好难过哦", "target": "啊,我也是,真的超级难过..." }, { "source": "十一月份。是哦,全马累死人", "target": "那还早着呢!报个半马就好" }, { "source": "好押韵哦才女", "target": "你是托嘛" }, { "source": "刚好看到嘛哈哈看到朋友圈的时候在做题", "target": "这个小哥哥真的超级苏!" }, { "source": "弄刘海拉", "target": "是啊,弄完就后悔了,好麻烦啊,天天还得用卷发棒卷,根本懒得弄" }, { "source": "是啊,弄完就后悔了,好麻烦啊,天天还得用卷发棒卷,根本懒得弄", "target": "就该这个东西是最麻烦的了" }, { "source": "就该这个东西是最麻烦的了", "target": "所以就这样了,你没发现它是直的么哈哈" }, { "source": "所以就这样了,你没发现它是直的么哈哈", "target": "还好,可能被你撩的凌乱了,不过很好看" }, { "source": "还好,可能被你撩的凌乱了,不过很好看", "target": "你可以叫它凌乱美瞎弄就好了" }, { "source": "不太懂博主“11英寸机型塞进12英寸屏幕”是什么意思……", "target": "就是11英寸屏幕机型的机身尺寸塞进12英寸的屏幕。" }, { "source": "你们早餐都多少钱?", "target": "都不吃的" }, { "source": "纯纯晚安", "target": "鑫鑫早安" }, { "source": "鑫鑫早安", "target": "早,吃饭吃饭" }, { "source": "早,吃饭吃饭", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我以为男生没什么的...然后我那天称了一下...呵....", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你也胖啦哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈你也胖啦哈哈哈", "target": "人生第一次觉得有危机感了" }, { "source": "瀑布好棒!", "target": "可惜天气不够晴" }, { "source": "以为头像s是你呢", "target": "好多人说" }, { "source": "好可爱的猫", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "你肯定特喜欢它" }, { "source": "你肯定特喜欢它", "target": "嗯呐可惜不是我的" }, { "source": "你认领的丑小鸭啊,天天去看的", "target": "流口水了哇,你再等等,这会儿还不能吃" }, { "source": "流口水了哇,你再等等,这会儿还不能吃", "target": "这么辛苦你还天天跑去看能吃了没有啊" }, { "source": "这么辛苦你还天天跑去看能吃了没有啊", "target": "趁热吃,别客气阿。。。" }, { "source": "趁热吃,别客气阿。。。", "target": "不是还不能吃么" }, { "source": "不是还不能吃么", "target": "别急,快了,三八节差不多" }, { "source": "别急,快了,三八节差不多", "target": "真会挑日子!那你也别光看着了,一起吧!" }, { "source": "真会挑日子!那你也别光看着了,一起吧!", "target": "好,你来吃吧" }, { "source": "看啥电影,当我死了嘛", "target": "你可不就是死了" }, { "source": "灏明,今天我好像是“小闲妹”", "target": "我步行回家" }, { "source": "我步行回家", "target": "我正无聊!" }, { "source": "好好看,写的文笔好好。觉得若清太可怜了,就应该给她配一个爱她的人,不是月那种,是和叶宋不同的,性格不一样的,能陪着他的", "target": "谢谢谢谢,你们喜欢我就很开心啊。关于若清,他值得更好的人,也一定会有更好的人爱着他。" }, { "source": "谢谢谢谢,你们喜欢我就很开心啊。关于若清,他值得更好的人,也一定会有更好的人爱着他。", "target": "没错,我一直坚信会有人爱着他的。说实话原作的结局没看,因为不喜欢。" }, { "source": "不知道今年什么情况~太贵的话我也买个7得了", "target": "买7还是买7p,有双摄像头,7依然是单摄像头的" }, { "source": "买7还是买7p,有双摄像头,7依然是单摄像头的", "target": "到时候看情况吧,无业游民穷" }, { "source": "到时候看情况吧,无业游民穷", "target": "我本来要到8出了再买7,这样就会便宜很多,但手机坏了没办法" }, { "source": "我本来要到8出了再买7,这样就会便宜很多,但手机坏了没办法", "target": "现在价格应该也还好吧" }, { "source": "现在价格应该也还好吧", "target": "8一出,7肯定更便宜" }, { "source": "大大,你今天在吧。前期预定的你画的照片呢中间礼物我送的被翻牌了", "target": "太好看啦。你的明信片没散!两张都还在!" }, { "source": "太好看啦。你的明信片没散!两张都还在!", "target": "好的。那我在大厅的,你过来的时候给我说嘛,爱你,么么哒" }, { "source": "好的。那我在大厅的,你过来的时候给我说嘛,爱你,么么哒", "target": "我也到啦,就在左边门口。" }, { "source": "我也到啦,就在左边门口。", "target": "人太多。你在哪儿呢,大大。我在花人型牌等你可好" }, { "source": "人太多。你在哪儿呢,大大。我在花人型牌等你可好", "target": "等下哈,你在哪块人形立牌呀" }, { "source": "等下哈,你在哪块人形立牌呀", "target": "哥哥旁" }, { "source": "嘿嘿找到工作了?在哪里啊", "target": "木有~~只是个实习~~这几天实习培训呢~~" }, { "source": "木有~~只是个实习~~这几天实习培训呢~~", "target": "实习也挺好啊,争取留下来" }, { "source": "实习也挺好啊,争取留下来", "target": "希望吧~你啥时候去武汉" }, { "source": "希望吧~你啥时候去武汉", "target": "五月份吧,你是在武汉么" }, { "source": "小土,请问一个月的宝宝经常吐奶和使用安抚奶嘴有关吗?", "target": "可能没拍出嗝吧" }, { "source": "可能没拍出嗝吧", "target": "拍嗝了,也吐;有时候嗝特别大,奶也会吐出来..." }, { "source": "拍嗝了,也吐;有时候嗝特别大,奶也会吐出来...", "target": "大点就好了。先斜抱会儿再拍嗝能稍微好点" }, { "source": "大点就好了。先斜抱会儿再拍嗝能稍微好点", "target": "大点是什么时候啊,真的好焦虑,一直吐奶呢" }, { "source": "大点是什么时候啊,真的好焦虑,一直吐奶呢", "target": "我们两个月之后缓解了些,也是有吐,偶尔一两天吐的多点,其它稍微注意再拍奶嗝一般吐的少了" }, { "source": "我们两个月之后缓解了些,也是有吐,偶尔一两天吐的多点,其它稍微注意再拍奶嗝一般吐的少了", "target": "真希望我家到时候也能缓解" }, { "source": "38岁?我28岁每天去上班的路上都想出车祸我抓紧时间死掉吧", "target": "这就是你闯红灯的原因吗!!!" }, { "source": "故意拍包", "target": "你的旅行结束没有" }, { "source": "短发也不错哦", "target": "还是很长,只不过剪短了" }, { "source": "嗯,熬夜习惯了不好,身心都是!考完试了歇歇,你是太有压力了……", "target": "估计是的。哎呀。可能要考试还是有点紧张。而且我大姨妈来了也很容易抑郁。" }, { "source": "我是兔牙一颗虎牙", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "本来想带牙套结果超级悲伤牙大" }, { "source": "本来想带牙套结果超级悲伤牙大", "target": "哈哈哈尴尬了我的牙也特别不齐我觉得戴牙套太痛苦了" }, { "source": "找着伴儿了嘛", "target": "哪个叫你不来" }, { "source": "为什么你的样子那么迷茫你的照片我迟点再发给你噢亲~~", "target": "有吗?哈哈不都很酷吗" }, { "source": "有吗?哈哈不都很酷吗", "target": "你的样子明明很迷茫~" }, { "source": "你的样子明明很迷茫~", "target": "哪张?我马上换掉它" }, { "source": "哪张?我马上换掉它", "target": "我用手机,看不到别张,看到第一张" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜,真幸福啊", "target": "不谢你要加油啊哈哈找个帅到没朋友的男朋友来震撼一下我们的灵魂" }, { "source": "不谢你要加油啊哈哈找个帅到没朋友的男朋友来震撼一下我们的灵魂", "target": "我会努力" }, { "source": "暖暖!元宵节快乐!最美暖暖", "target": "半半,暖暖的你" }, { "source": "摸摸头!会有机会的!可惜我也没拍到什么好照片~", "target": "算是见到生人了!" }, { "source": "算是见到生人了!", "target": "要被圈死了的感觉。。" }, { "source": "梦回大唐吧~", "target": "梦里千百回。" }, { "source": "为什么刘星不姓夏??", "target": "你在逗我么" }, { "source": "谁报警的?", "target": "事主让乘客帮忙" }, { "source": "事主让乘客帮忙", "target": "几点?车上人多么?" }, { "source": "技术进步", "target": "是八是哟" }, { "source": "是八是哟", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "真的", "target": "哈哈,那我接受了" }, { "source": "谁能给我解释一下,艾特学校然后会干嘛?", "target": "只是想把事情闹大而已吧……莫名其妙" }, { "source": "我觉得自己该跟你学学", "target": "学啥" }, { "source": "学啥", "target": "为人处事吧" }, { "source": "为人处事吧", "target": "你也太抬举我了" }, { "source": "你也太抬举我了", "target": "没啊,我真想知道你怎样处理你那些追求者的" }, { "source": "合照你的腿最直", "target": "所以我都不露,不太好" }, { "source": "东北话,老铁是情人关系,并不是好朋友的意思", "target": "正解" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "怂了一匹" }, { "source": "怂了一匹", "target": "别怂,就是上" }, { "source": "生日快乐啦!!", "target": "嗷呜又老了一岁" }, { "source": "我不可爱没漂亮裙子", "target": "你御姐你不说话" }, { "source": "表白啊、。", "target": "要减肥吖,表白?" }, { "source": "你没有试过把手深深的伸到超市米缸里的那种手感嘛?", "target": "没有,绝对没有!…………好吧其实小米缸手感更软一些" }, { "source": "真真佩服你的毅力呀", "target": "坚持就好了!开始也跑不起来" }, { "source": "送你一个赞", "target": "我谢谢你啊" }, { "source": "圣诞节吃什么火鸡", "target": "教友们流行这个,我也想尝一次,信主五年了,从来没吃过。" }, { "source": "我来啦", "target": "今天好生气啊" }, { "source": "消消气", "target": "不可能。有些触及到底线的事不能不气" }, { "source": "不可能。有些触及到底线的事不能不气", "target": "那平静一下…生气伤身体" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我大部分的想象中都有保镖,一个口哨就出现在我背后的那种。", "target": "一个口哨最好来个五六百个~" }, { "source": "还好哥不喜欢帅哥,要不然真上绝路了", "target": "都这么说,那怎么还单身呢" }, { "source": "都这么说,那怎么还单身呢", "target": "我的菜都像直的。所以。。。。" }, { "source": "一到学校就出去玩了?", "target": "是一回去就做作业啊" }, { "source": "是一回去就做作业啊", "target": "你的暑假太忙了" }, { "source": "景就是有人点缀才会美", "target": "看得出来你在夸我" }, { "source": "宝宝家", "target": "离的好近" }, { "source": "你怎么忍心不给我带", "target": "不早点说,我一个人根本带不了好多" }, { "source": "不早点说,我一个人根本带不了好多", "target": "我说了的……不过我也不知道你带不了多少" }, { "source": "有敬业嘛", "target": "我现在没有多馀的,如果有敬业可以送你" }, { "source": "我现在没有多馀的,如果有敬业可以送你", "target": "真的好想要敬业呀!!!问了几十个人了都没有!我要哭了" }, { "source": "我本人,头发随便一撮都很粗....去理发店洗头或者剪头经常听到理发师边工作边唉声叹气", "target": "妹子,发际线刮了会很快长出来吗~我发际线也低…只能刘海挡着" }, { "source": "妹子,发际线刮了会很快长出来吗~我发际线也低…只能刘海挡着", "target": "会的,两三天就冒出来了,不过我都洗澡的时候顺便刮" }, { "source": "毕业照要有和我的合照啊", "target": "毕业照早就照了,咋办" }, { "source": "毕业照早就照了,咋办", "target": "这么快!!" }, { "source": "我们警官几几年的", "target": "86" }, { "source": "86", "target": "孩子两三岁啦吧" }, { "source": "民谣是我这辈子的真爱你知道吗!后摇是我这辈子的另一个真爱你知道吗!", "target": "我不造" }, { "source": "我不造", "target": "我去过迷笛!" }, { "source": "我晚饭都没吃", "target": "那我也不吃了" }, { "source": "你家是云南哪里啊", "target": "你也是云南的啊?" }, { "source": "你也是云南的啊?", "target": "等我买琴还得上昆明买,麻烦死了。昆明有英昌的专卖店。" }, { "source": "知我者谓我心忧,不知我者谓我何求", "target": "怎么样减肥" }, { "source": "怎么样减肥", "target": "用想象力啊~" }, { "source": "用想象力啊~", "target": "你都不睡觉吗" }, { "source": "你都不睡觉吗", "target": "我睡不着" }, { "source": "我睡不着", "target": "你有喜欢的男生吗" }, { "source": "你有喜欢的男生吗", "target": "我也喜欢啊" }, { "source": "谁说11点睡觉的", "target": "看到一个好玩的节目停不下来" }, { "source": "看到一个好玩的节目停不下来", "target": "什么节目" }, { "source": "什么节目", "target": "你正常吗" }, { "source": "半袖不错哎", "target": "你走了?" }, { "source": "左手右手一个慢动作", "target": "你要不要来个重播" }, { "source": "你要不要来个重播", "target": "让你家吸吸来" }, { "source": "大部分好看的女生声音都不怎么好听。认可的右上角走起。", "target": "没觉得我身边大部分长相和声音成正比" }, { "source": "居然把他改成她了不觉得男生发他比较狗吗", "target": "通常真实的东西都不发出来" }, { "source": "通常真实的东西都不发出来", "target": "。。。懂了" }, { "source": "是两个好小的磁铁~~书皮我就没见过,但见了很多文件夹皮,非常非常贵~~", "target": "哦,书签,正常价位咯" }, { "source": "哦,书签,正常价位咯", "target": "书签?不是书签啊,是文件夹............好像也没有怎么看到书签........" }, { "source": "书签?不是书签啊,是文件夹............好像也没有怎么看到书签........", "target": "果两就磁铁就系书签" }, { "source": "果两就磁铁就系书签", "target": "磁铁可以当做书签的?我们的宿舍磁铁是用来把便签贴在冰箱上的那种圆形磁铁的" }, { "source": "………前男友~~~~", "target": "你的钱男友呢?!!!" }, { "source": "你的钱男友呢?!!!", "target": "你是打错字还是怎么的。。对了,在听木纹。。" }, { "source": "你是打错字还是怎么的。。对了,在听木纹。。", "target": "额,你怎么也听?" }, { "source": "额,你怎么也听?", "target": "看到你写过,就下了下" }, { "source": "说的我很惭愧,我明明知道这些道理,就是管不住自己,明明有人帮助,但还是在欺骗自己。", "target": "每个人都会有成长的过程,而这个过程不是今天甚至不是明天,或许是一生的努力,四侠一起成长" }, { "source": "刷朋友圈才发现弹钢琴那位...然而镜头已经过去了", "target": "镜头非常少了" }, { "source": "最近我的心情可是不很好哇~没有一个可以懂的我的人~每天面对那些看着烦躁的人们~", "target": "我也是!……" }, { "source": "我也是!……", "target": "你怎么啦亲~!" }, { "source": "诶?我易容了?", "target": "晕,此浩非彼浩……" }, { "source": "人家说的是学霸大神给翻译,咱们学渣,别闹", "target": "别这样我可不承认" }, { "source": "别这样我可不承认", "target": "我可不可以当你说自己是学霸?" }, { "source": "我可不可以当你说自己是学霸?", "target": "只能算学神吧" }, { "source": "只能算学神吧", "target": "我也看不到你的脸" }, { "source": "起来思考人生", "target": "咋个五点还不睡" }, { "source": "碧晨我来啦", "target": "沧海边荒漠" }, { "source": "一起做个头发?", "target": "我光头," }, { "source": "你耍惨了,居然还没回来。下一站是哪里?", "target": "武夷山厦门就会来了" }, { "source": "饿死你", "target": "这还不够吃?" }, { "source": "善良与年龄无关邪恶也与年龄无关", "target": "是的," }, { "source": "哈哈求表情包原图", "target": "你加我吧" }, { "source": "你加我吧", "target": "好阿" }, { "source": "我已经饿瘦的啦", "target": "你本来也不胖" }, { "source": "你本来也不胖", "target": "哈哈其实胖呢" }, { "source": "哈哈其实胖呢", "target": "你是胖的话、我找不到形容我的词了" }, { "source": "你是胖的话、我找不到形容我的词了", "target": "哈哈你是男娃娃不算胖" }, { "source": "李逍遥", "target": "酒剑仙好不好,太不专业了" }, { "source": "回来找你,请继续收留我", "target": "你啥时候回来?" }, { "source": "你啥时候回来?", "target": "暑假想回来呢" }, { "source": "马上双11,提前休假?", "target": "我现在是自由职业啦" }, { "source": "我现在是自由职业啦", "target": "知道杭州逛街哪里合适吗?需要给长辈买礼物" }, { "source": "知道杭州逛街哪里合适吗?需要给长辈买礼物", "target": "可以去河坊街那边转转~" }, { "source": "可以去河坊街那边转转~", "target": "果然有收获" }, { "source": "果然有收获", "target": "嗯哈~回去了?" }, { "source": "嗯哈~回去了?", "target": "后天撤,杭州是个好地方!女孩儿能当快递员吗?" }, { "source": "点错了的人蛋蛋的飘过〜〜〜", "target": "哈哈哈!你亮了!" }, { "source": "恐怖片看多了…不会当成喜剧看么", "target": "就是超级喜欢啊没办法,其实大多数情况已经是批判着去看啦" }, { "source": "我请喝水,吃饭的都是aa", "target": "KTV比较重要" }, { "source": "KTV比较重要", "target": "你请咯,高富帅" }, { "source": "有实力有演技,有才华的演员", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "HR问:对对象有什么要求?我说:足够幽默就够了。然后被刷!!都已经谈到工作地点了,就结果出来一个", "target": "觉得你想找幽默的所以你也不稳重还是什么这什么毛病吗" }, { "source": "有一个自己的工作室,旅行~~", "target": "赞!理想的生活~" }, { "source": "九份到野柳远吗", "target": "不算远开车大概四十分钟吧" }, { "source": "据说狗粮味道还不错", "target": "我吃过猫粮,那味道太不同了。" }, { "source": "希望你坚强", "target": "想猫猫" }, { "source": "我也喜欢吃芝麻的,太甜也不怎么爱吃", "target": "那咱俩口味还真的差不多,除了你有一些肉不吃以外!" }, { "source": "那咱俩口味还真的差不多,除了你有一些肉不吃以外!", "target": "是啊,我也喜欢吃咖喱和土豆" }, { "source": "是啊,我也喜欢吃咖喱和土豆", "target": "土豆真的是好受欢迎,不过确实也很奇怪,它怎么做都会很好吃!" }, { "source": "你咋了胖娃儿", "target": "张怪了" }, { "source": "张怪了", "target": "为啥呢" }, { "source": "为啥呢", "target": "破相了" }, { "source": "破相了", "target": "咋个整破的?" }, { "source": "咋个整破的?", "target": "撞都了" }, { "source": "撞都了", "target": "咋撞的啊!" }, { "source": "咋撞的啊!", "target": "哎呀不要斤斗问,懒得解释了" }, { "source": "干了这杯鸡汤,能否找到归宿?", "target": "你可以试一试呀" }, { "source": "你可以试一试呀", "target": "首先能让我睡着就好了" }, { "source": "首先能让我睡着就好了", "target": "我也睡不着" }, { "source": "老司机,说吧什么时候带路。", "target": "最近都OK啊~" }, { "source": "坐大摆锤没把我吓死", "target": "听起来不错哟" }, { "source": "听起来不错哟", "target": "当时感到灵魂已飞出肉体这辈子再也不坐那类东西了" }, { "source": "当时感到灵魂已飞出肉体这辈子再也不坐那类东西了", "target": "一辈子能体验一下也很好啊好棒的形容我也要去感受一下才是" }, { "source": "求收一套盐田装备", "target": "背心一个没穿过!可以赠送给你!号码布我要收藏的!" }, { "source": "是不是看完电影没走", "target": "去的时候拍的" }, { "source": "没钱难受", "target": "我也是胸口闷全身疼" }, { "source": "战友你这么嚣张真的好么", "target": "战友我错了" }, { "source": "我的观点:没有立场,只问是非。碰到新闻事件,先看是非对错,不能说因为涉事人员家贫人穷,就先同情他三分认为他有理由~~~", "target": "哪有对错……看利弊还差不多……" }, { "source": "来找我", "target": "你不找腾达么" }, { "source": "哇塞,你穿高跟鞋了耶", "target": "早就穿了不过不是很高" }, { "source": "早就穿了不过不是很高", "target": "哎呀,我突然觉得我都要换换风格了" }, { "source": "哎呀,我突然觉得我都要换换风格了", "target": "换换才有新鲜感啊,没看我一狠心头发都剪了" }, { "source": "换换才有新鲜感啊,没看我一狠心头发都剪了", "target": "我要回去打个蜡" }, { "source": "谁当了他第一任老婆,压力会很大", "target": "这么说,他压力也会很大" }, { "source": "那游玩有那些可以推荐的呢?谢谢了", "target": "蜈支洲岛一定要去哦,亚龙湾和大冬海海滩也可以,三亚湾没必要去了" }, { "source": "蜈支洲岛一定要去哦,亚龙湾和大冬海海滩也可以,三亚湾没必要去了", "target": "海口呢?还有就是晚上的表演有看头没?" }, { "source": "左下那个人叫什么名字", "target": "是我小学同学难道你认识吗?曹睿智" }, { "source": "为什么发现王国再见==", "target": "如果去大连的话,我是想去老虎滩跟发现王国,不过没有被提上议程只能以后自己去了。对了你是不是大连人呀?" }, { "source": "嗨,我在桂林,", "target": "哈喽我在武汉" }, { "source": "哈喽我在武汉", "target": "跑的挺快,多吃点鸭子再回来。" }, { "source": "跑的挺快,多吃点鸭子再回来。", "target": "俺也不想来哇,组织安排咱得服从" }, { "source": "背景是你女朋友?腿好好看啊", "target": "对啊对啊超好看" }, { "source": "快把今天那句话写在手上我俩没事就可以哭一哭了", "target": "真的是!!!现在谁对我说就分分钟嫁给他哦!!!" }, { "source": "真的是!!!现在谁对我说就分分钟嫁给他哦!!!", "target": "真的嫁不骗银哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有一只小狗在路上", "target": "额,多小,它无家可归?" }, { "source": "额,多小,它无家可归?", "target": "好像流浪狗狗" }, { "source": "我来接收你存的秘密吧", "target": "好吧,第一个秘密就是我暗恋你,哈哈" }, { "source": "好吧,第一个秘密就是我暗恋你,哈哈", "target": "那。。。这世界不就乱套了么?!" }, { "source": "那。。。这世界不就乱套了么?!", "target": "乱……套?" }, { "source": "助人助个毛阿。。", "target": "哎。。。你有么。。。" }, { "source": "今天真的帅呆了", "target": "问一下,这是在哪?" }, { "source": "问一下,这是在哪?", "target": "上海宝马嘉年华活动" }, { "source": "没睡还是刚醒还是值班?", "target": "刚醒" }, { "source": "刚醒", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "很多人问我这个脚怎么泡", "target": "怎么泡呀,哈哈" }, { "source": "姐姐你更美", "target": "是真心称赞吗?边大姐?" }, { "source": "是真心称赞吗?边大姐?", "target": "我是说你拍的美,小虎阿姨" }, { "source": "女神怎么样都是女神,别理那些人让他们自己玩呗", "target": "就是,那么厉害还跟我买什么呀" }, { "source": "该回家了哥", "target": "肥了肥了" }, { "source": "鸭子快来", "target": "不准来她敢来我扫她" }, { "source": "谁遇到冠佑他就请客!", "target": "遇到你咧?" }, { "source": "上午好!!", "target": "中午好!!" }, { "source": "中午好!!", "target": "该吃饭啦!" }, { "source": "该吃饭啦!", "target": "哈哈哈我吃完啦你吃了吗!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我吃完啦你吃了吗!", "target": "我还没吃呐!!饿死啦!" }, { "source": "我还没吃呐!!饿死啦!", "target": "赶紧去吃不然要下午茶啦!" }, { "source": "赶紧去吃不然要下午茶啦!", "target": "我这要去吃饭啦啦啦开心!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你来长沙啦?", "target": "对阿。你长沙的啊~早知道问你有什么好吃的了" }, { "source": "对阿。你长沙的啊~早知道问你有什么好吃的了", "target": "哈哈哈哈你现在回去啦?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你现在回去啦?", "target": "没有。出发张家界了。玩完还回来" }, { "source": "没有。出发张家界了。玩完还回来", "target": "好的哦有什么事可以问我" }, { "source": "好的哦有什么事可以问我", "target": "好的。爱你" }, { "source": "不喝这个你喝自己打的果汁也一样会瘦", "target": "对哒。毕竟两天没吃饭少了一公斤也正常" }, { "source": "狮子你是白羊啊", "target": "啊。是啊。" }, { "source": "啊。是啊。", "target": "配吗" }, { "source": "早晨啊~又一片新的世界等住你", "target": "嗯……看回很多13班的毕业照,有想哭的冲动……早安" }, { "source": "嗯……看回很多13班的毕业照,有想哭的冲动……早安", "target": "嗯嗯……得闲就出黎聚下啦~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯……得闲就出黎聚下啦~", "target": "可以啊," }, { "source": "数学不用写", "target": "。。。。你没我有我把我的卷子送给你吧那是我对你的一片真心" }, { "source": "蔡徐坤了解一下?我家养的小鱼", "target": "也是我家养的小鱼" }, { "source": "大老板肯定遇到啥问题了吧?", "target": "呵呵。。透过表象看本质。" }, { "source": "呵呵。。透过表象看本质。", "target": "本质你猜猜呢?" }, { "source": "本质你猜猜呢?", "target": "猜。。。不出来。" }, { "source": "猜。。。不出来。", "target": "慢慢儿猜呗,不急…" }, { "source": "我今天好多挂网球,总是差那么一点", "target": "状态不好先打过渡,拉起多拍,别想着一拍得分" }, { "source": "状态不好先打过渡,拉起多拍,别想着一拍得分", "target": "关键对手不给我机会过渡啊,球又狠又快" }, { "source": "直接问我就好了。。三过估计也没见过。。幽灵球衣", "target": "可能是青年队、门将服" }, { "source": "瘦了好多呀!", "target": "衣服显得吧" }, { "source": "今天周五啦啦啦啦", "target": "我已经在上海啦" }, { "source": "我已经在上海啦", "target": "你不打算看看可爱的我么" }, { "source": "你不打算看看可爱的我么", "target": "呸让你出来玩你说你要去哪来着的" }, { "source": "呸让你出来玩你说你要去哪来着的", "target": "我在努力的搬砖" }, { "source": "我在努力的搬砖", "target": "哼哼" }, { "source": "哼哼", "target": "明天要去杭州" }, { "source": "明天要去杭州", "target": "看把你浪的" }, { "source": "野炮", "target": "你小心遭我弄" }, { "source": "你小心遭我弄", "target": "你是哪个哦" }, { "source": "别生气啦。现在我在她身边她就知道我。。。", "target": "不用上课?用啊姐电话打比我咯···" }, { "source": "五星级大饭店,世界巡回吃", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "好孩纸!!么么哒", "target": "烨!一直都是" }, { "source": "烨!一直都是", "target": "兔兔,早点休息喔,晚安" }, { "source": "兔兔,早点休息喔,晚安", "target": "嗯嗯嗯嗯!!!柳树晚安思密达" }, { "source": "嗯嗯嗯嗯!!!柳树晚安思密达", "target": "好不习惯这叫法。。。晚安" }, { "source": "好不习惯这叫法。。。晚安", "target": "学着习惯!" }, { "source": "学着习惯!", "target": "亲古耐" }, { "source": "亲古耐", "target": "胖胖要睡啦?" }, { "source": "胖胖要睡啦?", "target": "蛋蛋在线、想睡可是舍不得" }, { "source": "蛋蛋在线、想睡可是舍不得", "target": "睡吧,熬干了自己可不好" }, { "source": "睡吧,熬干了自己可不好", "target": "嗯嗯我尽量早睡梦云睡不" }, { "source": "我是不是要认识一个名人了", "target": "暂时还不是" }, { "source": "谁喜欢我唱歌", "target": "自己唱唱就得了,别出来吓人" }, { "source": "希望你心想事成啦", "target": "没看到" }, { "source": "做个好噶电灯胆更加难", "target": "对!!做电灯胆我有经验喔!!欢迎你预约" }, { "source": "对!!做电灯胆我有经验喔!!欢迎你预约", "target": "我预约做你的电灯胆" }, { "source": "我预约做你的电灯胆", "target": "我边有电灯胆你做啊?" }, { "source": "我边有电灯胆你做啊?", "target": "好快就有噶啦" }, { "source": "好快就有噶啦", "target": "边度突然之间来个好快?" }, { "source": "也祝生日快乐!", "target": "爱您" }, { "source": "我小时候就掉进去过保安大叔用铁铲把我拉上来的", "target": "真是够幸运的" }, { "source": "盖在学校啊,我们剩下不是五个人啊,我放假就买了六条链给你们的,起码合影一下吧,我怕一年后发霉咯", "target": "噢噢,我OK,不过蓝不是开学了么?" }, { "source": "你这完全是代购的节奏", "target": "自己用!送家人!" }, { "source": "自己用!送家人!", "target": "巧克力买就买吧那化妆品买那么多干嘛" }, { "source": "巧克力买就买吧那化妆品买那么多干嘛", "target": "送人!" }, { "source": "周末愉快!", "target": "周末愉快,晚上好" }, { "source": "晚上不吃一个星期绝对见效亲!顺便说一句沙拉吃了很长肉滴好么", "target": "真的这是我听过最难以接受的事实!沙拉吃了长嘎嘎???晴!天!霹!雳!" }, { "source": "真的这是我听过最难以接受的事实!沙拉吃了长嘎嘎???晴!天!霹!雳!", "target": "现实是残酷的。。。说真的也中午还是要吃晚上不吃就是了一个星期你没瘦来找我感脚我像是卖减肥药的样" }, { "source": "跑步吗?", "target": "是啊坚持第三天" }, { "source": "你回家又没事作。", "target": "真不会说话…我可以相亲去,也可以回家上百合网" }, { "source": "真不会说话…我可以相亲去,也可以回家上百合网", "target": "你最近肿么了?是我关注不够么?百合网" }, { "source": "现在这个季节,一定要注意多喝热水", "target": "嗯嗯,不敢喝凉的了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,不敢喝凉的了", "target": "一定要注意,特别是我们女生" }, { "source": "一定要注意,特别是我们女生", "target": "嗯,经过这一回,不敢大意了,太难受了" }, { "source": "嗯,经过这一回,不敢大意了,太难受了", "target": "一定要少碰凉,多喝热水,注意保暖,对我们真的很重要" }, { "source": "照顾好致己", "target": "我已越来越胖" }, { "source": "我已越来越胖", "target": "这样是对的~" }, { "source": "我饿了我想吃", "target": "呼呼,已经吃光咯" }, { "source": "看缝纫机乐队的时候就觉得大鹏很讨厌", "target": "缝纫机乐队好难看最近一年唯一一部看到半场就走了的电影" }, { "source": "祝你天天好心情", "target": "热一了" }, { "source": "热一了", "target": "不应该热一么我这么可爱" }, { "source": "不应该热一么我这么可爱", "target": "你该去送花了" }, { "source": "你该去送花了", "target": "你走开" }, { "source": "你走开", "target": "不走。" }, { "source": "想念迪姐悲伤的歌", "target": "……………………一首悲伤的歌" }, { "source": "我就说一句:雷佳音男神最帅,应该没人反驳吧", "target": "你咋看谁谁就最帅呢?" }, { "source": "求五一到,可以帮你一起看", "target": "这样不好吧" }, { "source": "这样不好吧", "target": "挺好哒" }, { "source": "挺好哒", "target": "你确定?" }, { "source": "你确定?", "target": "你买的啥书啊?什么管理的,励志的不看" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "感觉自己要抑郁" }, { "source": "感觉自己要抑郁", "target": "我看书也要疯最枯燥的一本书了" }, { "source": "我看书也要疯最枯燥的一本书了", "target": "你准备考什么?" }, { "source": "你准备考什么?", "target": "编啊" }, { "source": "编啊", "target": "你考综合岗?" }, { "source": "我越来越喜欢你这种剧透方式了", "target": "你这个微笑几个意思哼" }, { "source": "你这个微笑几个意思哼", "target": "没有50度的酒说不出我的故事哼" }, { "source": "来来来,嗨皮", "target": "你们俩" }, { "source": "我是家属哎〜〜〜", "target": "幸福啊!!!" }, { "source": "幸福啊!!!", "target": "你也一样嘛" }, { "source": "同学你去哪了", "target": "我下半个月在济南还有事儿,在章丘呢" }, { "source": "我下半个月在济南还有事儿,在章丘呢", "target": "我真以为你离家出走了!" }, { "source": "我真以为你离家出走了!", "target": "什么样的才算离家出走呢" }, { "source": "什么样的才算离家出走呢", "target": "电影里不都是跑到别的城市吗" }, { "source": "电影里不都是跑到别的城市吗", "target": "我不是说了在济南还有事儿么?" }, { "source": "只有一个判官的哭晕在厕所", "target": "学霸该玩游戏?" }, { "source": "学霸该玩游戏?", "target": "谁规定学霸不能玩游戏" }, { "source": "谁规定学霸不能玩游戏", "target": "我规定的啊,不服?" }, { "source": "俺这儿一直不下雪", "target": "来我这儿玩吧~请你玩雪去~" }, { "source": "阿旺虐狗不好", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "见过家长没啦" }, { "source": "见过家长没啦", "target": "还没,主要是没空" }, { "source": "还没,主要是没空", "target": "这个理由不成立" }, { "source": "这个理由不成立", "target": "这个月旺季每天六七场演出。先赚钱!" }, { "source": "这个月旺季每天六七场演出。先赚钱!", "target": "哈哈哈、话说你现在多少一个月" }, { "source": "面膜已经到半年都用不完的程度了", "target": "加一" }, { "source": "加一", "target": "而且还是三家的面膜" }, { "source": "而且还是三家的面膜", "target": "我也有好几家的面膜还有闺蜜送的不过别的都是一盒两盒他这个是一堆两堆" }, { "source": "别太沮丧,你只是又没地位又没钱而已。", "target": "对啊肿么办肿么办!!" }, { "source": "对啊肿么办肿么办!!", "target": "没事买点彩票吧" }, { "source": "宝宝你最近情绪起伏比较大", "target": "哈哈,宝宝最近要改变一下自己的生活" }, { "source": "哈哈,宝宝最近要改变一下自己的生活", "target": "有感情的时间就是不一样阿" }, { "source": "有感情的时间就是不一样阿", "target": "讨厌" }, { "source": "明天如何!", "target": "明天要吃酒不如后天" }, { "source": "明天要吃酒不如后天", "target": "后天我们都离开成都了" }, { "source": "后天我们都离开成都了", "target": "为何这样匆忙" }, { "source": "看到这张票我就又想损你了", "target": "哎呀,有完没完,以后会改正的啦!" }, { "source": "哎呀,有完没完,以后会改正的啦!", "target": "没完" }, { "source": "强迫症又犯了吧", "target": "哎呀!我冰淇凌这关过不了。我还睡不睡觉了?" }, { "source": "哎呀!我冰淇凌这关过不了。我还睡不睡觉了?", "target": "洗洗睡吧!" }, { "source": "在浙江你旁边的车就要被拍下来扣分罚款了", "target": "浙江人表示,并不会啊" }, { "source": "浙江人表示,并不会啊", "target": "嘉兴五县两区都会,希望上海早日引入" }, { "source": "什么都介意什么都原谅了", "target": "最后什么也都不要了" }, { "source": "做我女朋友谁也不能啥也不用干", "target": "说得你有一样" }, { "source": "好久没人管我啦~呜呜~", "target": "放野马了嘛,,姐姐也好久没念你拉。" }, { "source": "放野马了嘛,,姐姐也好久没念你拉。", "target": "你现在有要念呢人了,你已经不管我鸟~" }, { "source": "你好可爱啊", "target": "==纯爷们不可爱..." }, { "source": "==纯爷们不可爱...", "target": "你是爷们?" }, { "source": "你是爷们?", "target": "纯爷们" }, { "source": "啥味道的,上次买的蓝莓,这次换个味道", "target": "有芒果得" }, { "source": "有芒果得", "target": "来袋,好多钱" }, { "source": "你本来就是超甜的啊", "target": "你也甜" }, { "source": "你也甜", "target": "开开心心" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "您早" }, { "source": "过来不许减肥!", "target": "出去玩当然不减" }, { "source": "青春美好现实残酷", "target": "你今天也去看啦?" }, { "source": "你今天也去看啦?", "target": "嗯啊~" }, { "source": "最爱你了,一定要带我去吃哈", "target": "有时间就去,还有手抓饼……热狗王的牛排怎样好吃不,价格呢" }, { "source": "有时间就去,还有手抓饼……热狗王的牛排怎样好吃不,价格呢", "target": "还行,差不多啦,天天都看见牛排,没什么食欲" }, { "source": "还行,差不多啦,天天都看见牛排,没什么食欲", "target": "这样也行……" }, { "source": "这样也行……", "target": "我想要吃别的" }, { "source": "我想要吃别的", "target": "你说……今晚阿大妗煲的汤好好喝的笋和鸭" }, { "source": "啊!我就放了一朵,我家的薄荷长的大啊!肥硕,物随主人啊!", "target": "。。。你不能这样自暴自弃丫。。。" }, { "source": "。。。你不能这样自暴自弃丫。。。", "target": "我这是面对现实,今天还被太后鄙视," }, { "source": "我这是面对现实,今天还被太后鄙视,", "target": "要不明天我请你吃饭吧补补~~" }, { "source": "谁让你一个人看电影的。,活该。", "target": "我也不想的啊" }, { "source": "我也不想的啊", "target": "下次叫着我。" }, { "source": "下次叫着我。", "target": "你又不在这附近" }, { "source": "你又不在这附近", "target": "我可以去。" }, { "source": "麻油~我也超想吃等会叫外卖呀", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈下午上完课叫" }, { "source": "老人们说不要与佛,神什么的合影", "target": "那是拍戏片场吧" }, { "source": "那是拍戏片场吧", "target": "你是演员?" }, { "source": "立春这天做的卷就是春卷", "target": "问题是,怎么卷了?" }, { "source": "问题是,怎么卷了?", "target": "就卷吧卷吧就卷起来了" }, { "source": "就卷吧卷吧就卷起来了", "target": "人家还要炸呢" }, { "source": "人家还要炸呢", "target": "所以说将就了" }, { "source": "所以说将就了", "target": "如此敷衍以后怎么米其林!!!" }, { "source": "谁的腿", "target": "我的,有女票的人就别看别的女生了。" }, { "source": "我的,有女票的人就别看别的女生了。", "target": "你们不是别的女生" }, { "source": "你们不是别的女生", "target": "是怎样不把我们当女生看哦" }, { "source": "感冒了,头疼,好难受,要睡觉了,天气冷了,大家注意保暖,晚安…", "target": "注意休息哦!记得吃药" }, { "source": "注意休息哦!记得吃药", "target": "嗯嗯…" }, { "source": "想他。他今天半夜走了26步。中午12点51走了45步。下午3点10分走了35步。我想他今天一整天都是在家躺尸…想他。却不能找他。难过。", "target": "为什么不找他" }, { "source": "。。。您老回复速度堪称火箭", "target": "一般一般,回戴了?" }, { "source": "一般一般,回戴了?", "target": "早就回来了,你在家呢?冷吗?" }, { "source": "藕要怎么炖才能面呐,我每次做都是嘎嘣脆的", "target": "多炖一会" }, { "source": "多炖一会", "target": "大厨" }, { "source": "大厨", "target": "谢谢哈" }, { "source": "文艺到爆", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "你在学校体育馆健身吗?之前都没看到你", "target": "对呀我一般两三点没课的时候都在基本上每天都在呀也没见到你" }, { "source": "怎么会压你你让我坐上去自己动么这个要加钱的", "target": "哈哈哈," }, { "source": "哈哈哈,", "target": "要不要啊马上过完年就涨价了啊" }, { "source": "要不要啊马上过完年就涨价了啊", "target": "不要,太贵了" }, { "source": "肚子超级饿!!", "target": "伊面汤很好吃可以试一下" }, { "source": "伊面汤很好吃可以试一下", "target": "但是我已经叫了麻辣烫" }, { "source": "韵宝宝,你这是要逆天呀!这么美!忍不住想给你个抱抱!", "target": "这太美了" }, { "source": "这太美了", "target": "嗯哒" }, { "source": "为鲜肉月饼打电话!!", "target": "水煎包" }, { "source": "过山车和跳楼机都要尝试嘛", "target": "这两个都玩了" }, { "source": "马赛克画质,僵尸一样的跑步跳跃动作,惨不忍睹的开镜画面,也就当时装秀游戏来玩", "target": "反而是出了衣服后不玩了,感觉太花哨了,玩不了就说菜" }, { "source": "反而是出了衣服后不玩了,感觉太花哨了,玩不了就说菜", "target": "玩不了?我看你怕是花不起98买绝地吧?还是因为垃圾电脑带不动?" }, { "source": "我菲姐有一首歌叫《色盲》你听过吗", "target": "这首色盲还很好听啊!" }, { "source": "还缺好友10胜,互助吗", "target": "我也要。哈哈哈,OHO19496102423" }, { "source": "我也要。哈哈哈,OHO19496102423", "target": "找不到你呀" }, { "source": "我就想问啥时候王者能把8的高频加上,买个手机不就为了王者吗?!!!", "target": "快了。" }, { "source": "快了。", "target": "很尴尬,感觉买了个千元机" }, { "source": "很尴尬,感觉买了个千元机", "target": "要玩游戏的话,就还不如不买。" }, { "source": "同病相怜", "target": "我已经好了" }, { "source": "坐等师姐喜帖~", "target": "我努力早一点可以给你们发喜帖。可是现在八字还没有一撇,哎" }, { "source": "我努力早一点可以给你们发喜帖。可是现在八字还没有一撇,哎", "target": "缘分来了谁都无法预测的!2013桃花朵朵开哟~" }, { "source": "为什么每次你和思思都能拍的这么好看而我拍的就像剩饭", "target": "看点拍照小技巧还有调色" }, { "source": "我两个精辟的字:高考", "target": "六安" }, { "source": "你平常出来见我们都不化妆,买了干嘛", "target": "因为不值得啊" }, { "source": "因为不值得啊", "target": "伤我心了不行我需要一个吻" }, { "source": "伤我心了不行我需要一个吻", "target": "找你女朋友要去" }, { "source": "看到最后一只我还是冒了一下冷汗--", "target": "其实我很喜欢中间那个基友" }, { "source": "听说某人曾经自己开车去摄影棚??然后保安不给进", "target": "你怎么听说的玲姐" }, { "source": "关心那些关心你的人,爱你想爱的人。。", "target": "是啊珍惜拥有" }, { "source": "是啊珍惜拥有", "target": "那你要开开心心的啊" }, { "source": "你在玩丢手卷吗~", "target": "肤浅" }, { "source": "雾霾已经让我嗓子快爆炸了", "target": "我这里更严重555" }, { "source": "我这里更严重555", "target": "感冒反反复复好不了,估计就是这天气闹得" }, { "source": "开车了啊", "target": "天天开" }, { "source": "这是要买菜回家过情人节", "target": "笑死" }, { "source": "傻缺我在这里", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "哎哟,你可以当我在线", "target": "你可以隐身对我可见嘛" }, { "source": "手机与人的关系越来越密切", "target": "不必要的信息,接受太多" }, { "source": "没事的不就逃课吗只要心里有课在哪都是上课经常逃课的人出来工资是最高的", "target": "可真的就冲这句话我会逃这学期三分之二的课的本来说是二分之一的" }, { "source": "可真的就冲这句话我会逃这学期三分之二的课的本来说是二分之一的", "target": "没事的反正你都是回家开婴幼儿店" }, { "source": "没事的反正你都是回家开婴幼儿店", "target": "不要说出来嘛还不确定呢" }, { "source": "北京海淀区从昨晚开始突然降雨,今天到现在还没放晴", "target": "海淀跨西城的群众表示平时骑车这两天改公交了" }, { "source": "海淀跨西城的群众表示平时骑车这两天改公交了", "target": "而且雨天我早上足足等了二十分钟公交才来" }, { "source": "加油,做好每一步的选择,选择比努力更重要。", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "期待今天小千的表现", "target": "可是你说你是。" }, { "source": "我之前喜欢一个男生,也送了他999只白玫瑰!可惜人家有女友了!", "target": "好贵" }, { "source": "还不知足啊你", "target": "知足" }, { "source": "无壳才是最高境界", "target": "天壳是啥" }, { "source": "天壳是啥", "target": "你确定那个不是无字?" }, { "source": "我在街上见你头埋下,表情叫倔强", "target": "难道就这样抱着遗憾一直到老了然后才后悔着?" }, { "source": "难道就这样抱着遗憾一直到老了然后才后悔着?", "target": "用新的幸福把遗憾包着,就这么朝着未来前进了" }, { "source": "用新的幸福把遗憾包着,就这么朝着未来前进了", "target": "只求命运带你去一段全新的旅程往幸福的天涯飞奔请忘了我还一个人" }, { "source": "只求命运带你去一段全新的旅程往幸福的天涯飞奔请忘了我还一个人", "target": "别回头就往前飞奔" }, { "source": "别回头就往前飞奔", "target": "拥抱着遗憾岁岁年年却要在今天头也不回的告别昨天奔向明天" }, { "source": "拥抱着遗憾岁岁年年却要在今天头也不回的告别昨天奔向明天", "target": "终于你身影消失在人海尽头才发现笑着哭最痛" }, { "source": "你的定位再也不是苏州了", "target": "你想表达啥,在苏州你又不约我" }, { "source": "你想表达啥,在苏州你又不约我", "target": "什么时候回来" }, { "source": "什么时候回来", "target": "你要干嘛" }, { "source": "你要干嘛", "target": "约你啊" }, { "source": "约你啊", "target": "少来,就会打嘴炮" }, { "source": "少来,就会打嘴炮", "target": "认真脸" }, { "source": "认真脸", "target": "去哪玩" }, { "source": "要回家?", "target": "买了票又退了?" }, { "source": "买了票又退了?", "target": "做了一个正确的决定!" }, { "source": "祝福你们", "target": "你不懂这是个游戏么" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢你也要快乐" }, { "source": "啥也不说的话心都是凉的", "target": "哎哟哎呦哎呦。。" }, { "source": "就一个打着文艺青年的旗号去撩妹", "target": "拿你给我撩吗?" }, { "source": "小心猪妖出没", "target": "木有只有仙子" }, { "source": "木有只有仙子", "target": "七仙女?" }, { "source": "七仙女?", "target": "答对" }, { "source": "答对", "target": "小心蜘蛛精" }, { "source": "小心蜘蛛精", "target": "真会想像" }, { "source": "真会想像", "target": "创意" }, { "source": "谁生日呢?邻居都出来庆贺~", "target": "谢谢你,在老家" }, { "source": "谢谢你,在老家", "target": "不用客气,老家有气氛!" }, { "source": "我也想当狗", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "快来成都玩", "target": "你在成都无聊了吗" }, { "source": "你在成都无聊了吗", "target": "我在绵阳无聊了" }, { "source": "我在绵阳无聊了", "target": "快来达州玩" }, { "source": "快来达州玩", "target": "你回达州干嘛" }, { "source": "你回达州干嘛", "target": "我在重庆无聊了" }, { "source": "我在重庆无聊了", "target": "那就约成都" }, { "source": "那就约成都", "target": "约重庆" }, { "source": "约重庆", "target": "约成都我不管" }, { "source": "约成都我不管", "target": "不得行必须重庆" }, { "source": "不得行必须重庆", "target": "看来你是见不到我了" }, { "source": "看来你是见不到我了", "target": "是你不想见我" }, { "source": "是你不想见我", "target": "是你不想见我" }, { "source": "是你不想见我", "target": "哼!" }, { "source": "哼!", "target": "来成都乖" }, { "source": "咋跟你交流这么费劲", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,我都想到你会这样说!我感觉我现在完全脱离现代社会!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,我都想到你会这样说!我感觉我现在完全脱离现代社会!!!", "target": "我觉得也是你现在的画风像个退休的老年人两耳不闻窗外事" }, { "source": "记得下车啊~~~", "target": "这个就只到洞口。不怕" }, { "source": "这个就只到洞口。不怕", "target": "哈哈,好的吧,还要多久呢" }, { "source": "哈哈,好的吧,还要多久呢", "target": "还要半个小时左右吧。" }, { "source": "还要半个小时左右吧。", "target": "嗯嗯,也快了" }, { "source": "11.01马上到了会不会真的有惊喜", "target": "同月同日" }, { "source": "同月同日", "target": "好啊生日记得一起发个生日快乐" }, { "source": "亲爱的我先睡了哦累安", "target": "哎哟不是刚还在看么看完一集啦哈哈哈好的安安" }, { "source": "哎哟不是刚还在看么看完一集啦哈哈哈好的安安", "target": "已经看完四五集了哈哈看得眼睛都累了我们明天是早上九点的课吧?" }, { "source": "西班牙的烟肉(还是熏肉?)。。。记忆犹新!太想念了。。。", "target": "西班牙火腿啊" }, { "source": "头一次听说代购这么高大上的东西", "target": "你走!" }, { "source": "嗯哪哈哈太好玩了可喜欢晨晨内个时候了就是千方百计和流星雨的时候", "target": "我以为你睡觉了呢" }, { "source": "我以为你睡觉了呢", "target": "哪有哈哈" }, { "source": "苹果的屏幕现在要给京东做了,所以它不会亏的。手机返厂换个屏一样当新机卖。", "target": "????你是不是在搞笑???京东哪来的屏幕制造流水线???" }, { "source": "你今年有什么想法不呢?", "target": "今年安安稳稳过日子,学技术,看小说,如果觉得感觉对了,就写点文字!平时没事短途游!恩~基本如此!估计过年可能来个旅行过年!" }, { "source": "有喜欢肉蟹煲的吗", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "听说,骑行会让人变丑", "target": "结果没有反应在我身上" }, { "source": "结果没有反应在我身上", "target": "不可能!" }, { "source": "亲爱的,你也有发脾气的时候啊", "target": "你亲爱的也有脾气呀,只是一般都不发" }, { "source": "你亲爱的也有脾气呀,只是一般都不发", "target": "额,嘎嘎,你发脾气我也不怕" }, { "source": "额,嘎嘎,你发脾气我也不怕", "target": "因为我不会对你们发脾气啦" }, { "source": "大美人", "target": "网骗呢!嘿嘿" }, { "source": "有没有一种大家都在看自己的错觉", "target": "感觉总有异样的目光在看自己" }, { "source": "有多少人一直在追这部剧。", "target": "我估计都在追这部剧" }, { "source": "坐你对面也要回复你", "target": "简直是低头族代表" }, { "source": "所以空间是你的酒话咯??", "target": "是的我的双" }, { "source": "是的我的双", "target": "呀我天你好不正常不过我喜欢" }, { "source": "王大陆演直树?什么鬼", "target": "对,我的重点也在这里,一看王大陆就想到他张嘴吃小孩" }, { "source": "对,我的重点也在这里,一看王大陆就想到他张嘴吃小孩", "target": "做那个配角就差不多,做男主会出戏的" }, { "source": "我也想要表情", "target": "等下发给你~" }, { "source": "等下发给你~", "target": "好嘞" }, { "source": "好嘞", "target": "收到了嘛" }, { "source": "嘿。。一溜烟就在江川潇洒起了", "target": "速度" }, { "source": "我来了", "target": "都可以" }, { "source": "都可以", "target": "从脚趾头开始请开始你的表演" }, { "source": "从脚趾头开始请开始你的表演", "target": "只见过脸" }, { "source": "只见过脸", "target": "你可以想象我的脚趾头很美" }, { "source": "彭昱畅和张子枫我都喜欢只是这漫画不是抄袭的吗???", "target": "应该不是的啊!" }, { "source": "这哪家店啊,蒂芙尼蓝绿嗲伐了", "target": "在延安中路春之园地下式广场刚开不久" }, { "source": "在延安中路春之园地下式广场刚开不久", "target": "去拍照去" }, { "source": "你什么时候和鹿晗分手啊?", "target": "分了分了" }, { "source": "这真的是嚎哥吗,我印象中嚎哥的声音总是浪浪的", "target": "这还不够浪么" }, { "source": "发现你每天都去happy", "target": "因为明天我生日,有个朋友叫我去看电影,所以就去了,本来想约你吃饭的" }, { "source": "因为明天我生日,有个朋友叫我去看电影,所以就去了,本来想约你吃饭的", "target": "你不早说" }, { "source": "哈哈,时间是把杀猪刀,红了樱桃,绿了芭蕉。", "target": "嗯啊,刚刚我听到猫咪在叫额" }, { "source": "开始健身了?", "target": "已经快2个月了" }, { "source": "已经快2个月了", "target": "有没有成效呀" }, { "source": "有没有成效呀", "target": "有、你也办张卡吧,我还有个伴儿" }, { "source": "你这个可爱的家伙,请停止散发魅力!", "target": "无能为力,是我错。" }, { "source": "你挺瘦啊", "target": "这都能看出来瘦?" }, { "source": "这都能看出来瘦?", "target": "嗯呢!这小细胳膊,比我都细" }, { "source": "嗯呢!这小细胳膊,比我都细", "target": "黑色显滴没下百呢还" }, { "source": "对不起浪费了球迷对我们的热情了浪费你们的时间了", "target": "没有对不起,你们很棒的。" }, { "source": "干嘛不来玄武湖陪我划船了。", "target": "早说嘛" }, { "source": "早说嘛", "target": "说了你也未必来,来了也未必划船,划船了也未必会掉下去,掉下去了我一定英雄救美。" }, { "source": "说了你也未必来,来了也未必划船,划船了也未必会掉下去,掉下去了我一定英雄救美。", "target": "你说对了第一句。我愿意相信最后一句。" }, { "source": "腰精", "target": "可不是深深吸引" }, { "source": "你再给我发广告就不和你玩了", "target": "别嘛不管你嘴上怎么说,我都知道你心里真正是怎么想的" }, { "source": "别嘛不管你嘴上怎么说,我都知道你心里真正是怎么想的", "target": "我就想着你的手机" }, { "source": "我就想着你的手机", "target": "不要赖账" }, { "source": "不要赖账", "target": "你欠我的" }, { "source": "你欠我的", "target": "你又不是单纯看我" }, { "source": "你又不是单纯看我", "target": "你单纯吗" }, { "source": "还没睡还是睡醒了?", "target": "睡醒了〜你还没睡?" }, { "source": "睡醒了〜你还没睡?", "target": "没睡呢..我同学倒时差要熬到晚一点,还在陪着" }, { "source": "没睡呢..我同学倒时差要熬到晚一点,还在陪着", "target": "睡了没?早点睡吧" }, { "source": "啊你回来啦?", "target": "嗯,四号就在宿舍了" }, { "source": "找我吃饭吗", "target": "我刚下班那里来的饭吃,我倒是饿了" }, { "source": "我刚下班那里来的饭吃,我倒是饿了", "target": "到家了吗" }, { "source": "到家了吗", "target": "还木有走在路上" }, { "source": "还木有走在路上", "target": "一个人?" }, { "source": "我居然看懂了你在说什么", "target": "哈哈哈聪慧的你" }, { "source": "我专业不是生物吗?我好好想了想,嗯,我们书上有!嘿嘿,自己蠢的啊", "target": "哈哈哈,可以吃吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,可以吃吗", "target": "还是不吃的好,没几个人吃" }, { "source": "从来没有黑过黄子韬的才能赞我!", "target": "爱到深处自然黑" }, { "source": "你这么美你这么美这么美这么美美美", "target": "我一直这么美" }, { "source": "不好意思大家,手机没电了", "target": "那就很尴尬了" }, { "source": "我要告诉你我没睡吗", "target": "你别吓唬人好不" }, { "source": "你别吓唬人好不", "target": "…没有啊" }, { "source": "幸福!!!", "target": "是!!!" }, { "source": "我想见你!!!", "target": "哈哈,大律师很忙的" }, { "source": "太搞笑了吧你,雷同学在家闲疯了吗?", "target": "这是在宾馆好吧" }, { "source": "这是在宾馆好吧", "target": "是吗?可惜我没看出来啊,你现在在哪忙呢" }, { "source": "我家小狗总是后腿无力,跑一会就站不起来了,怎么办?", "target": "照X光检查" }, { "source": "照X光检查", "target": "照过了,医生说缺钙然后一直吃钙片没管用" }, { "source": "很感动,自己的骨肉,秋瓷炫真心不错,", "target": "真心为她高兴" }, { "source": "哈哈陈赫好喜欢吃啊,太逗了,吃货", "target": "吃货~" }, { "source": "你你你你你你……我饿了……", "target": "你不觉得今天感觉全世界都在吃虾吗" }, { "source": "大锤八十小锤四十", "target": "不,直接用胡萝北打" }, { "source": "不,直接用胡萝北打", "target": "直接一筐扔" }, { "source": "直接一筐扔", "target": "对,一把给他扣头上" }, { "source": "对,一把给他扣头上", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈然后吃了一嘴土哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈然后吃了一嘴土哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈666" }, { "source": "你……你是带我入月季坑的……(紧紧地揪着九姨太的衣摆!仰望)", "target": "我还把我妈妈也成功拉下水了。" }, { "source": "我还把我妈妈也成功拉下水了。", "target": "重点是……就没点衣(花)钵(盆)给我继承一下么" }, { "source": "我们可以约起来了,我提前预定座位", "target": "这么早就开始定位置啦!十一你啥安排?出去不?" }, { "source": "这么早就开始定位置啦!十一你啥安排?出去不?", "target": "对呀,要不然定不上。我就宅在家,或者去网吧" }, { "source": "对呀,要不然定不上。我就宅在家,或者去网吧", "target": "厉害了要提前多久定啊?我看看学生啥时候约课" }, { "source": "睡在同一张床上挤不挤???", "target": "换床" }, { "source": "换床", "target": "不挤吗" }, { "source": "不挤吗", "target": "换一张大床就不挤了" }, { "source": "百度搜了一下,奔驰真的是有货车的", "target": "周岁啊" }, { "source": "去跟哪个男人打野战去了", "target": ",大哥,我去爷爷那里的。" }, { "source": "脸瘦的很尖啊", "target": "又回到80多斤了" }, { "source": "舒服的一个下午", "target": "我今天都到处给大少们拜年" }, { "source": "我今天都到处给大少们拜年", "target": "我因为一些特殊原因,只能呆家里" }, { "source": "我因为一些特殊原因,只能呆家里", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "好的", "target": "嘻嘻。不过有些事情该怎么样还是要怎么样" }, { "source": "嘻嘻。不过有些事情该怎么样还是要怎么样", "target": "好好享受嘛" }, { "source": "新年快乐啊麻麻", "target": "快叫小扬扬给你买车〜求搭车〜" }, { "source": "美景配佳人", "target": "你懂的太多了" }, { "source": "西红柿炒妙脆角什么味道,真的不好吃吗", "target": "脆角是什么我都是现百度的" }, { "source": "脆角是什么我都是现百度的", "target": "大哥,人家叫“妙脆角”" }, { "source": "对不起,又惹你伤心.", "target": "哎哟喂~我什么都没看见" }, { "source": "哎哟喂~我什么都没看见", "target": "我觉得这不是在说我!莫须有…" }, { "source": "我觉得这不是在说我!莫须有…", "target": "那还能说谁?这么矫情!" }, { "source": "那还能说谁?这么矫情!", "target": "可是我没伤心啊……他什么都没干啊!" }, { "source": "好,等着你的红伞婚礼~", "target": "那你要等很久很久很久很久很久的波~" }, { "source": "人家还小,不懂啥叫初恋", "target": "对对对,什么都懂的白纸" }, { "source": "为什么会有欧弟好好奇!", "target": "因为爱!" }, { "source": "女人这辈子都别主动", "target": "我输了" }, { "source": "你要复习啥考试啊", "target": "司考" }, { "source": "司考", "target": "那个好难你加油啊" }, { "source": "你这么好看还熬夜", "target": "熬夜才会变帅" }, { "source": "熬夜才会变帅", "target": "真的么那我试试" }, { "source": "那你也可以看看小萝莉的猴神大叔", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "好哒", "target": "准备好纸巾" }, { "source": "准备好纸巾", "target": "真的可以的" }, { "source": "我今天也刚去撸串!", "target": "哈哈哈巧了" }, { "source": "请问下,贵妃笔杆直接灌墨不会漏吗?我都是用的上墨器。", "target": "我在螺口处用了密封圈就不会漏了" }, { "source": "我在螺口处用了密封圈就不会漏了", "target": "密封圈是什么…" }, { "source": "你这么漂亮,咋人气这么少,我来给你刷人气", "target": "哈哈大众脸脸盘子忒大" }, { "source": "哈哈大众脸脸盘子忒大", "target": "没有啊!真的,我觉得很好看" }, { "source": "请问相机是什么型号呢", "target": "尼康f100" }, { "source": "尼康f100", "target": "好的谢谢" }, { "source": "加油加油加油!!!!", "target": "志玲加油" }, { "source": "女生都喜欢有钱的嘛", "target": "品德是基础" }, { "source": "换眼睛啦", "target": "就是刚换了嘛又不见了200元了," }, { "source": "就是刚换了嘛又不见了200元了,", "target": "唉,好好保养眼睛了" }, { "source": "你们城里人真会玩。我后天去南京看孟非", "target": "吃面还是看非诚啊" }, { "source": "吃面还是看非诚啊", "target": "都要。呵呵" }, { "source": "最佳代言人易烊千玺", "target": "什么玩意儿" }, { "source": "我就这么跟你说吧,我在天津呆过n年,没有听过一个天津人是这种口音", "target": "很想天津口音,东北口音肯定不是这样的。在东北24年了相信我" }, { "source": "回家好玩吗", "target": "回来就感冒…还没玩到呢" }, { "source": "回来就感冒…还没玩到呢", "target": "注意身体啊,听说你那边够凉快的" }, { "source": "注意身体啊,听说你那边够凉快的", "target": "暖和的" }, { "source": "我都想把你宠在怀里啦", "target": "傲娇不让你宠" }, { "source": "你个浪浪的中年人", "target": "心中有阳光" }, { "source": "长沙臭豆腐?给我邮过来", "target": "这种邮过来不好吃的" }, { "source": "亲爱的,什么时候回来?", "target": "25到南宁!!" }, { "source": "那种勾心斗角的戏还是别看啦我这两天在看浮沉", "target": "很好看啊'看了停不下来" }, { "source": "很好看啊'看了停不下来", "target": "看电视剧确实停不下" }, { "source": "晚上才是一天的开始", "target": "小哥哥长沙的口味虾好吃吗" }, { "source": "小哥哥长沙的口味虾好吃吗", "target": "还阔以哟来吃吗" }, { "source": "后面的条纹衫多大", "target": "你肯定可以穿的" }, { "source": "你家这盏什么灯?马灯还是汽灯,挺别致的", "target": "马灯,晚上看着玩" }, { "source": "新加坡好热", "target": "每年冬天我都觉得自己要冷死了" }, { "source": "奴婢来给娘娘请安了", "target": "小臻不必多礼" }, { "source": "小臻不必多礼", "target": "呵呵,娘娘最近在忙什么呢" }, { "source": "必须说你为了要出去玩抛弃了某叔", "target": "我不是出去玩,我是和二货约会!约会你个爷们懂么" }, { "source": "减肥吧", "target": "漂白吧" }, { "source": "下雨了吗", "target": "下了呀你那里木有下嘛" }, { "source": "下了呀你那里木有下嘛", "target": "木有噢,大太阳" }, { "source": "木有噢,大太阳", "target": "你不会还没放假吧" }, { "source": "你不会还没放假吧", "target": "早放假了阿" }, { "source": "做一个寡言且内心有一片海的人", "target": "就像我一样" }, { "source": "以后去学校没人找了", "target": "以后就在食堂里拦住学弟给我们刷卡哈哈" }, { "source": "以后就在食堂里拦住学弟给我们刷卡哈哈", "target": "好主意" }, { "source": "我的钱最多够买680的……", "target": "680也可以啊来吧!!!" }, { "source": "680也可以啊来吧!!!", "target": "没有680的票啊,都是880的" }, { "source": "这个月19号的预产期,期待又害怕,第一次要当妈妈了,还有,为什么我就拍不到我宝宝动,一要准备拍就不动了", "target": "不用害怕,安心待产,如果你不开心,宝宝出生性格也会懦弱胆小,这就是所谓的胎教吧。。保持好心情很重要" }, { "source": "不用害怕,安心待产,如果你不开心,宝宝出生性格也会懦弱胆小,这就是所谓的胎教吧。。保持好心情很重要", "target": "21号破腹产,生了个男宝宝" }, { "source": "我现在已经飞升了", "target": "上仙什么时候提拔提拔我了" }, { "source": "上仙什么时候提拔提拔我了", "target": "上仙哪天心情好再说" }, { "source": "这个时候要停止迷茫!", "target": "你倒是告诉我怎么停止" }, { "source": "么么要去埃及??!!!!", "target": "想去哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "想去哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "想去就去!实现自己得梦想!" }, { "source": "想去就去!实现自己得梦想!", "target": "我要自己存钱去" }, { "source": "长大了才发现我唯一能做的就是做一些值得的事留一些值得的人别的都已经无所畏了", "target": "这两样足矣了" }, { "source": "阿富汗富婆", "target": "明明村姑" }, { "source": "纯爷们真刚。", "target": "还有22小时,加油加油!" }, { "source": "还有22小时,加油加油!", "target": "哈哈。祝幸福。" }, { "source": "早,越来越会生活的玲波", "target": "日子天天差不多,上班下班,两点一线" }, { "source": "日子天天差不多,上班下班,两点一线", "target": "主要是下班后的生活," }, { "source": "裤子哪里买的", "target": "我们自己品牌定制的" }, { "source": "我一直都觉得这间屋子超级气派", "target": "这里能不气派?" }, { "source": "贝贝会把你又养成大胖纸哒。", "target": "已经是大胖子了" }, { "source": "后天你就要办婚礼了吗?", "target": "不不不后天他回来婚礼肯定叫你啊" }, { "source": "不不不后天他回来婚礼肯定叫你啊", "target": "期待你穿婚纱~" }, { "source": "我爱你没有保留", "target": "我爱你就到最后" }, { "source": "我好讨厌现在的生活", "target": "要不要玩溜溜球" }, { "source": "要不要玩溜溜球", "target": "溜溜球什么鬼" }, { "source": "不把人家拆散你是不是很不安心?这是人家的家事!", "target": "就是啊管那么多干嘛" }, { "source": "假不假唱我不知道,但我觉得她好美,裙子好漂亮", "target": "是奥!" }, { "source": "是奥!", "target": "尬不尬,这都能遇到你" }, { "source": "浩然,你也在南京?", "target": "我现在在苏州~你在哪??" }, { "source": "我现在在苏州~你在哪??", "target": "我在南京" }, { "source": "我在南京", "target": "哪天回去?" }, { "source": "哪天回去?", "target": "今天晚上走" }, { "source": "今天晚上走", "target": "哦哦哦!我明天火车苏州直接回去" }, { "source": "最后一张逆袭了,听说帅哥都有男盆友我只想知道怎么瘦下来", "target": "少吃多动" }, { "source": "少吃多动", "target": "不吃没动力了" }, { "source": "不吃没动力了", "target": "多吃就要多动想想就烦" }, { "source": "逗比不是一天养成的", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈、老大你好帅耶。而且你的表情这么坚定。可否回复我一下下呢,偶会很开心的呢。", "target": "真的会很开心么" }, { "source": "我现在正在吃早餐饼实在受不了", "target": "别让自己饿着♡" }, { "source": "来,服务器CPU", "target": "服务器u先牛!!!哈哈" }, { "source": "我也还在梳洗~", "target": "哼还以为你争气的起了个大早呢哈哈" }, { "source": "我好想发几张照片", "target": "发呗" }, { "source": "亲~很抱歉给您带来不愉快的体验,若有结果,小编会第一时间告知您的,还望您耐心等待下哦~", "target": "请您正面回答我的问题" }, { "source": "大哥……是你自己吗……", "target": "是我" }, { "source": "猫要送到北京?", "target": "明天来上海玩,周日给带走" }, { "source": "明天来上海玩,周日给带走", "target": "哎。。只要它幸福就好。" }, { "source": "那我就说,王者荣耀至少改变了你对李白这个人的印象,至少在提起李白这个人的时候,你脑海里除了他写的诗还想到了游戏里的别的东西,哪怕一点点,你承不承认?", "target": "这个承认,毕竟接触过但我是大人我有自己正确的观点小学生没有,但是小学生为什么会因为玩农药而有这样的观点,是不是父母没有管好他,是不是作业太少,小学生就不适合玩这些东西,既然作为家长不负责凭什么要游戏负责" }, { "source": "你够了…你又没看到我跳…", "target": "难道你元旦晚会没上。。我记得我是看到你的。。" }, { "source": "难道你元旦晚会没上。。我记得我是看到你的。。", "target": "肯定上了的撒,有这么大差别么" }, { "source": "肯定上了的撒,有这么大差别么", "target": "有!" }, { "source": "开心的很哦,哈哈。多吃点好吃的", "target": "死大毛" }, { "source": "送朵给我吧", "target": "哈哈,你要去我家才有啵" }, { "source": "哈哈,你要去我家才有啵", "target": "你结婚我再去吧" }, { "source": "你网易咋加你", "target": "我已经关注你啦,你应该能看到" }, { "source": "我已经关注你啦,你应该能看到", "target": "好了。我关注你了" }, { "source": "生日快乐。虽然也迟到了", "target": "谢谢,迟到总比没有好呀" }, { "source": "你两聚了?", "target": "嗯。我给璐围巾。" }, { "source": "你哪里看月亮啊", "target": "北京,你跑哪看月亮啊" }, { "source": "北京,你跑哪看月亮啊", "target": "黄山看月亮" }, { "source": "黄山看月亮", "target": "去山顶看月亮啊顺便再把日出看了" }, { "source": "去山顶看月亮啊顺便再把日出看了", "target": "月亮星星太阳一起看了" }, { "source": "回复是不是可以涨经验", "target": "哈哈哈是的" }, { "source": "我就关注了你一个明星所以在我这里你的魅力已经超过了百分之九十九点多的明星们了~", "target": "哈哈,安徽的走起" }, { "source": "哈哈,安徽的走起", "target": "什么情况?安徽的?" }, { "source": "什么情况?安徽的?", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "那个小板凳坐着看你吃", "target": "来上桌一起吃" }, { "source": "加油吧横扫天下,无人能敌!!!前辈", "target": "哎,坑爹拉阿" }, { "source": "哎,坑爹拉阿", "target": "怎么又坑爹了" }, { "source": "怎么又坑爹了", "target": "无聊死拉面" }, { "source": "爱你。", "target": "奶奶我摸过来了啧啧啧你们伤害单身喵" }, { "source": "我在这附近工作喔,亲", "target": "是吗?在哪里啊??" }, { "source": "是吗?在哪里啊??", "target": "就前一点而已" }, { "source": "是时候买个X了", "target": "不想买(其实是买不起)" }, { "source": "姐姐午好♡", "target": "灰灰晚好啊?吃饭没有呢?" }, { "source": "灰灰晚好啊?吃饭没有呢?", "target": "刚刚吃完不久,姐姐吃了吗" }, { "source": "刚刚吃完不久,姐姐吃了吗", "target": "我也才吃完,这两天有点忙,回来的晚,就吃饭晚。" }, { "source": "我也才吃完,这两天有点忙,回来的晚,就吃饭晚。", "target": "忙一点好啊,别像灰灰无所事事的。。" }, { "source": "打电话", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "有一种冷叫做忘穿秋裤!", "target": "其实根本没有秋裤穿" }, { "source": "其实根本没有秋裤穿", "target": "没关系,你有毛裤啊!" }, { "source": "没关系,你有毛裤啊!", "target": "不行,毛裤太稀疏了" }, { "source": "妈妈耶,日常膜拜一下大佬", "target": "没买" }, { "source": "没买", "target": "买不了那么多,毕竟老婆代言那么多" }, { "source": "票到了就行了", "target": "他还威胁我不送了。我火蹭蹭蹭就上去了。" }, { "source": "他还威胁我不送了。我火蹭蹭蹭就上去了。", "target": "肯定是你描述不清" }, { "source": "你发完这条就会有妹子涌上来了哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "突然很有感触" }, { "source": "不撕不撕静静求个5.20或者七夕", "target": "来捞啦" }, { "source": "你过来广州喇?", "target": "讲之前你翻梧州果时呢~" }, { "source": "大晚上的,别吓人。", "target": "哪里吓人了?" }, { "source": "裙子嘛", "target": "毕竟你错过了哈哈" }, { "source": "毕竟你错过了哈哈", "target": "你可以走了" }, { "source": "知道恐怖了吧!会家暴哦!!!语言上的家暴!", "target": "没事只要有高富帅就行" }, { "source": "没事只要有高富帅就行", "target": "噗!我去吼蜀黍!" }, { "source": "还记着我开学的时候还是跟着你报得道,之后才知道还是老乡,百人舞还推荐我领舞,没被分到你带的班还挺失望的,转眼你就毕业了。祝飞哥以后一切顺利", "target": "咋这么搞笑呢" }, { "source": "我订了周一的~", "target": "我准备周二去" }, { "source": "我准备周二去", "target": "这便齐了,咱只能周三见了?" }, { "source": "这便齐了,咱只能周三见了?", "target": "你三天都在武汉么?" }, { "source": "你三天都在武汉么?", "target": "嗯,10号早上过去~" }, { "source": "嗯,10号早上过去~", "target": "那不要紧撒我们随时联系找时间吃个饭咯" }, { "source": "那不要紧撒我们随时联系找时间吃个饭咯", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "不安好心!!", "target": "一起胖才是朋友!" }, { "source": "一起胖才是朋友!", "target": "那你那堆瘦朋友们怎么办!" }, { "source": "那你那堆瘦朋友们怎么办!", "target": "都会胖的我相信" }, { "source": "都会胖的我相信", "target": "这是你的新年愿望" }, { "source": "这是你的新年愿望", "target": "成真了已经哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "成真了已经哈哈哈哈", "target": "我只是肿了肿了体重没什么变化!!" }, { "source": "一起的日子总是那么快那么好~~~我们一起成长。不老不老的~~~", "target": "哎,想念你们咯,都好听话,好喜欢你们的。" }, { "source": "那么老吴又不能和家人过年了么", "target": "妈妈可以陪他去啊哈哈" }, { "source": "我先打断一下,律师也不是选择了问法2,问法2的提问是“为何提高音调”,律师实际问的是“是不是听到了什么”,暂且当是问法3吧。我帮你把问题纠正下,律师(我)会选择1,而律师实际选择了3,说明啥?你是不是想表达这个意思?", "target": "你这有点较真了啊律师实际大约是这样问的:你说啊拜托了时为何突然提高音调,是不是因为听到了什么?" }, { "source": "你这有点较真了啊律师实际大约是这样问的:你说啊拜托了时为何突然提高音调,是不是因为听到了什么?", "target": "你直接提出疑问的地方比较好,你这样提问,我很难回答你,真的。比如你有哪些看法,直接说出来,然后讨论下就可以了" }, { "source": "你直接提出疑问的地方比较好,你这样提问,我很难回答你,真的。比如你有哪些看法,直接说出来,然后讨论下就可以了", "target": "你为什么觉得很难回答我?这个问题很难吗是你不愿意回答吧?" }, { "source": "!好吃的暴击!!!", "target": "哈哈哈暴击" }, { "source": "只想问一句。。是温州人吗?", "target": "不是。。。" }, { "source": "红薯啊,冬日里的美食", "target": "是的,健康粗粮食" }, { "source": "孩子你可长点心吧买两张票邀请男神一起去你不就有男票了", "target": "第一没钱第二没男神" }, { "source": "你们能看到位置?怎么我也是地表看不到位置", "target": "我们是选座购买" }, { "source": "想要开心一点努力一点", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "太形象了最经典的还是都会数3声", "target": "数3声就晚了我最多等数到第2声就得起来" }, { "source": "你还没有吐糟天秤男!", "target": "哈哈,你还等到我吐槽天秤男啊?" }, { "source": "哈哈,你还等到我吐槽天秤男啊?", "target": "是啊、快,我想听" }, { "source": "你应该是需要一个男盆友", "target": "这话这几年好像很多人和我说过。因为需要找个男生谈个恋爱很容易,但是结不了婚何必?结婚太复杂,没勇气承担招惹别人后结不了婚的后果,所以既然没喜欢的就这样吧!我如果在你这年纪,我就找个喜欢的追了。" }, { "source": "你是我女友我们能有关系", "target": "我想要那个符号" }, { "source": "我想要那个符号", "target": "很快!!!!" }, { "source": "你还要赞啊", "target": "因为我不知道说什么好" }, { "source": "好萌啊这小女孩这是谁啊,涛哥", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "分手之后,还和我说做朋友", "target": "我只是不想让你忘了我" }, { "source": "学姐变化好大不", "target": "我吗?还好啊,一直这样啊" }, { "source": "我有一天做梦都梦见他了我", "target": "去看!" }, { "source": "去看!", "target": "还不知道卖没卖成都的票呢哎呀" }, { "source": "想到周日的骑车,就悲催啦,", "target": "不是啊!我觉得你很开心啊" }, { "source": "大长腿", "target": "哦耶" }, { "source": "有些底细是与生俱来的!!!我的天我看完一遍发现没有我的祝福再找了一遍才发现偶智几。。", "target": "怎么可能会没有你呢!冒点办法" }, { "source": "怎么可能会没有你呢!冒点办法", "target": "嘻嘻饼圈圈最帅了" }, { "source": "我觉得吧……药就没有一个好吃的……有好吃得药么?", "target": "也对哈" }, { "source": "男人的归宿是什么。", "target": "事业事业" }, { "source": "事业事业", "target": "那找到归宿没" }, { "source": "那找到归宿没", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "没有。" }, { "source": "没有。", "target": "有是有就是不知道我会不会满足" }, { "source": "有是有就是不知道我会不会满足", "target": "这样就满足归宿了呀?" }, { "source": "这样就满足归宿了呀?", "target": "肯定不可能啦!" }, { "source": "肯定不可能啦!", "target": "下雨了。" }, { "source": "下雨了。", "target": "哎那保安不给我进怎么不下大一点" }, { "source": "有我每天都是情人节", "target": "啊呸" }, { "source": "是不是都喜欢180+的", "target": "我喜欢就可以" }, { "source": "比基尼比基尼比基尼", "target": "比基尼不算啥直接不穿" }, { "source": "比基尼不算啥直接不穿", "target": "快让我看看呗" }, { "source": "你是几号啊", "target": "26号,兄弟,那天在现场?" }, { "source": "26号,兄弟,那天在现场?", "target": "嗯嗯,但是我在外面,去迟了没进去得到" }, { "source": "感谢唱作大才子写出这么好听的歌曲!", "target": "棒棒哒" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "你也没睡阿" }, { "source": "你也没睡阿", "target": "刚洗完我周末出游呀累死了你还好吗" }, { "source": "刚洗完我周末出游呀累死了你还好吗", "target": "还好,我明天下午才上班,所以没事。你早点睡阿!" }, { "source": "表白成功", "target": "啥子表白啥子情况????" }, { "source": "啥子表白啥子情况????", "target": "你的智商也是完了..." }, { "source": "哈哈哈凑热闹恭喜不用吃翔", "target": "谢谢恭喜" }, { "source": "你这是在炫耀男朋友多?", "target": "严肃点。!" }, { "source": "严肃点。!", "target": "我这么正经的说" }, { "source": "花花超酷!但是有时间要来找我们玩哦~", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "手机还是电脑?到点会自动刷新可付款的样子吗", "target": "手机" }, { "source": "手机", "target": "我是在购物车的页面等还是宝贝页面等啊" }, { "source": "无声版动物世界", "target": "无声更好" }, { "source": "我也看饿了~~~刚吃了块月饼~", "target": "我还想喝点'好几个虾爬子没吃呢" }, { "source": "我挺喜欢学校的安逸生活的。出来找工作还不知道干啥。我想先把这个暑假开开心心过完吧。", "target": "我估计挺多人要走的,都不愿意留。" }, { "source": "我估计挺多人要走的,都不愿意留。", "target": "嗯,想在那,都怕别人走了" }, { "source": "嗯,想在那,都怕别人走了", "target": "到时候看看啥情况" }, { "source": "嗯,地心看第二遍能睡着,饥2看第二遍还很起劲", "target": "前面很闷,就那个电影说的,你是看一部电影还是进入电影" }, { "source": "我以为是说的,,很多是父母的原因,还有就是自身,如果你把唠叨当着享受就不会烦了,,很多时候你的老婆或者老公也会唠叨的那怎么办呢,,嘿嘿", "target": "那就理解一下啊,不能理解的就坚决离婚!" }, { "source": "那就理解一下啊,不能理解的就坚决离婚!", "target": "你这人不行" }, { "source": "你这人不行", "target": "晕,,,那你说怎么办啊?夫妻都不理解,怎么生活啊?!你给个方案?" }, { "source": "新婚快乐!", "target": "嘻嘻~谢谢哈" }, { "source": "这人是你男朋友吗", "target": "不是……一哥哥" }, { "source": "每年817我都佛系的刷首页接小哥回家甚至完全没有起尸的打算(喂)", "target": "其实吧,了解下霹雳布袋戏就会刷新你对佛的认识。" }, { "source": "其实吧,了解下霹雳布袋戏就会刷新你对佛的认识。", "target": "因为领了便当的角色太多吗(喂)" }, { "source": "我昨天开始嗓子疼!", "target": "你太远了!别和俺们掺和!" }, { "source": "你太远了!别和俺们掺和!", "target": "季节变换注意预防!" }, { "source": "过来西区呗", "target": "你不是南校的么?" }, { "source": "你不是南校的么?", "target": "你不知道我已经转去北校了么" }, { "source": "姐你是不晓得!我要准备去火星读书了!", "target": "你要飞天!" }, { "source": "你要飞天!", "target": "你到哪点嘛" }, { "source": "你到哪点嘛", "target": "家里啊" }, { "source": "家里啊", "target": "我也是无聊的很到屋头" }, { "source": "我也是无聊的很到屋头", "target": "哪点约嘛。嘻嘻。" }, { "source": "为毛你的眼线画的好流畅", "target": "我一般只画眼尾" }, { "source": "寒潮驾到,阳光问候", "target": "寒潮来袭,要注意添衣保暖,保重身体!" }, { "source": "帅哥兔宝生日快乐", "target": "兔宝其实一直惦记他那个空姐女朋友" }, { "source": "兔宝其实一直惦记他那个空姐女朋友", "target": "等他再大一点空姐女友就去看他" }, { "source": "哭泣驴牌还是大哥的", "target": "那是神马?" }, { "source": "那是神马?", "target": "牌子阿大哥是DG驴牌是LV哭泣你知道了吧" }, { "source": "牌子阿大哥是DG驴牌是LV哭泣你知道了吧", "target": "我都没看明白哈哈,不是牌子,但是很喜欢!!" }, { "source": "所以要继续坚持做又要脸又勤奋的人嘛?", "target": "唉,人各有命" }, { "source": "喜欢笨笨!", "target": "笨笨好懂事的" }, { "source": "笨笨好懂事的", "target": "超乖~" }, { "source": "我点进去看过相册好吗宝贝儿!!!", "target": "我说我是看了你才果断去剪了刘海的你信不" }, { "source": "我说我是看了你才果断去剪了刘海的你信不", "target": "我脑子小你别骗我" }, { "source": "我脑子小你别骗我", "target": "是真的……别笑我" }, { "source": "是真的……别笑我", "target": "就笑你哈哈哈后悔了吧…我在留刘海呢…" }, { "source": "就笑你哈哈哈后悔了吧…我在留刘海呢…", "target": "我去!!别呀~齐刘海比较萌呐!!!" }, { "source": "我去!!别呀~齐刘海比较萌呐!!!", "target": "我在为当妈妈做准备虽然还没对象" }, { "source": "我在为当妈妈做准备虽然还没对象", "target": "又关刘海毛事儿" }, { "source": "这个是哥哥太爱我了怎么办里的男主?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "点击”我的小米“", "target": "就是不回复我的那些问题吗?很着急啊" }, { "source": "就是不回复我的那些问题吗?很着急啊", "target": "网速问题吧,建议您换一个网络环境试试,如果确定是问题,可能得等到下周五解决" }, { "source": "网速问题吧,建议您换一个网络环境试试,如果确定是问题,可能得等到下周五解决", "target": "那进入自带浏览器,文件管理的时候,屏幕先白3-4秒,然后才显示内容,是为什么啊?能解决吗????" }, { "source": "大老师是不是说错了,230V?", "target": "没错,是你不懂" }, { "source": "大过年的别吓人了", "target": "更吓人的没舍得发留到必要时再拿出来" }, { "source": "更吓人的没舍得发留到必要时再拿出来", "target": "哈哈," }, { "source": "妈妈辛苦了", "target": "你赶末班车咯???" }, { "source": "额…美少女战士代表月亮消灭你", "target": "嗯嗯对!消灭你!哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯对!消灭你!哈哈哈!", "target": "为嘛要消灭我一会我会让神赐你一个雷" }, { "source": "为嘛要消灭我一会我会让神赐你一个雷", "target": "要不要这么狠啊?" }, { "source": "要不要这么狠啊?", "target": "一般人我是不会这么狠的" }, { "source": "一般人我是不会这么狠的", "target": "那干嘛对我这么狠吖?!" }, { "source": "那干嘛对我这么狠吖?!", "target": "你不是一般人" }, { "source": "你不是一般人", "target": "--、我怎么就不是了!" }, { "source": "--、我怎么就不是了!", "target": "你怎么就是了?" }, { "source": "你怎么就是了?", "target": "………………………打嘴仗不好玩!" }, { "source": "………………………打嘴仗不好玩!", "target": "那你觉得打架怎么样" }, { "source": "那你觉得打架怎么样", "target": "不会,也打不过你!" }, { "source": "不会,也打不过你!", "target": "我不打女的" }, { "source": "我不打女的", "target": "还挺绅士的!鼓励鼓励!" }, { "source": "这厕所上得有多心酸。捡了不少肥皂吧。。。", "target": "空调都被捡坏了" }, { "source": "毁脸毁胃毁身材的行为", "target": "那我这算排毒减肥变美的行为?" }, { "source": "那我这算排毒减肥变美的行为?", "target": "是福不是祸" }, { "source": "学长竟然是93年的", "target": "92年的学妹好观察力" }, { "source": "92年的学妹好观察力", "target": "我在想我们两谁更大" }, { "source": "我在想我们两谁更大", "target": "求别说了" }, { "source": "意志不坚定人士只表示气氛加羡慕!", "target": "还有嫉妒……" }, { "source": "其实我也很烦,最近看了很多鳗鱼关于811的看法,这一次也是,我都怀疑我到底喜欢他什么", "target": "不要怀疑!!要相信他!更我相信你自己喜欢他的初心!!!因为他值得" }, { "source": "报告我是红豆'恐'", "target": "哈,你不爱豆豆哦" }, { "source": "哈,你不爱豆豆哦", "target": "特别不爱。。最不喜欢口感沙沙的食物" }, { "source": "特别不爱。。最不喜欢口感沙沙的食物", "target": "哈哈跟我家玥玥一样,她也不爱吃豆子,有时候喝粥里一点点豆子都挑出来放我碗里" }, { "source": "哈哈跟我家玥玥一样,她也不爱吃豆子,有时候喝粥里一点点豆子都挑出来放我碗里", "target": "我也是,但特别爱糯米,吃糯米团和麻球都要先掏空再吃" }, { "source": "我也是,但特别爱糯米,吃糯米团和麻球都要先掏空再吃", "target": "糯米糯米爱爱爱" }, { "source": "糯米糯米爱爱爱", "target": "超级爱" }, { "source": "你冻傻了吧", "target": "没有呀⋯⋯" }, { "source": "你说的也有道理,可能就是习惯吧,小炒还是尽可能少吃,国内都是地沟油做哒,我这没办法没辙", "target": "嗯、最近国内雾霾怎么样?哎、太让人担心了!" }, { "source": "嗯、最近国内雾霾怎么样?哎、太让人担心了!", "target": "非常严重,没事儿千万别回来!!" }, { "source": "非常严重,没事儿千万别回来!!", "target": "唉!!" }, { "source": "来过了。。。受尽折磨。。。你享受吧", "target": "我复活了灭哈哈~" }, { "source": "我复活了灭哈哈~", "target": "好自为之哟~" }, { "source": "我就是武昌的。虽然光谷确实挺脏乱的但是这不是他和你分手的借口……这些都能做分手的理由只能说明他很烂!抱抱你!", "target": "这个跟分手无关啊,是分手很久以后他来武昌找我说事提了到这个" }, { "source": "爱你们", "target": "注定将来住一起" }, { "source": "我妈妈担心她家小宝贝出去玩", "target": "那她家小宝贝以后都别出去玩了让她放心呗" }, { "source": "那她家小宝贝以后都别出去玩了让她放心呗", "target": "小宝贝不干啊" }, { "source": "小宝贝不干啊", "target": "那小宝贝可真是长不大了啊" }, { "source": "加油啊小妞", "target": "小妞加油啊" }, { "source": "妞儿,爱你", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "一上午的课~", "target": "一整天都忙" }, { "source": "闹心就放松一下~", "target": "恩啊,我自我调节能力还是不错的,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "谁会看你围脖阿", "target": "你是不是那个谁..." }, { "source": "生快亲!", "target": "谢谢的的的的的的的的的的的,我有一头小毛驴我从来也不骑,的的的的的的的的的的的" }, { "source": "谢谢的的的的的的的的的的的,我有一头小毛驴我从来也不骑,的的的的的的的的的的的", "target": "你唱的很欢实嘛" }, { "source": "你唱的很欢实嘛", "target": "有一天我心血来潮骑它去赶集,的的的的的的的的的的的的的的" }, { "source": "手机里几百首歌全没了,被清理了", "target": "为什么" }, { "source": "身体不过是装饰、唯有灵魂可以自由带走、不需要给任何人交代", "target": "是的,成长的身体,成熟的是灵魂,只有灵魂才是真正属于自己的" }, { "source": "是的,成长的身体,成熟的是灵魂,只有灵魂才是真正属于自己的", "target": "正能量二人组永远默契" }, { "source": "正能量二人组永远默契", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "我不知道该怎么说,总之偷跑是不对的,会让家人担心的,这事呢有利有弊吧,要去劲量说服父母吧~~~~", "target": "一回家就和他们说了,他们不允许。。。" }, { "source": "一回家就和他们说了,他们不允许。。。", "target": "我觉得还是不要违背父母吧,毕竟你一个人去家里人也不放心" }, { "source": "你是猪吗?", "target": "我是猪,咋了?" }, { "source": "p的也太没水准了", "target": "就随便抠了下图....不要在意这些细节了好吧--" }, { "source": "你在北京干吗", "target": "上课呢" }, { "source": "你的手、是有多难看", "target": "你以为你的很好看吗" }, { "source": "你们能不能后边艾特这个狗,看的觉得你们再给我点蜡", "target": "笑死我了太可爱了" }, { "source": "笑死我了太可爱了", "target": "我真的很虚" }, { "source": "我用的云墙可以用", "target": "感觉云墙像有后台从来没倒过……" }, { "source": "点了,我也许了个,帮我点一下", "target": "点啦!话说我…好快十几个赞了…原来我没有我想象中糊" }, { "source": "点啦!话说我…好快十几个赞了…原来我没有我想象中糊", "target": "厉害,我的就慢慢来吧" }, { "source": "热感冒了吧", "target": "应该是,喝了感冒茶了,灌了好多热水,出个汗应该就好了" }, { "source": "许你一辈子", "target": "吓死我、、因为我Q签名这样写"不是过一辈子的人不要说一辈子的话"他马上叫我一辈子跟他" }, { "source": "吓死我、、因为我Q签名这样写"不是过一辈子的人不要说一辈子的话"他马上叫我一辈子跟他", "target": "哈哈那你就许给他啦" }, { "source": "哈哈那你就许给他啦", "target": "开啥国际玩笑、、我许他??他能给我一辈子??" }, { "source": "开啥国际玩笑、、我许他??他能给我一辈子??", "target": "原来如此我觉得你跟那个人妖蛮适合的" }, { "source": "原来如此我觉得你跟那个人妖蛮适合的", "target": "他太帅了、、我和他扛不上边、、、要是真扛上了、我还得整天担心他被抢走、、我多累吖、是不" }, { "source": "那个冰淇淋在哪里的~", "target": "西湖银泰" }, { "source": "西湖银泰", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "你走火入魔了", "target": "这也算走火入魔了?………" }, { "source": "难道不是要吃到籽了么?", "target": "不是的,籽还在里面" }, { "source": "你咋不带话题!", "target": "我改一下" }, { "source": "嗨~亲爱的~", "target": "亲爱的我最近在实习,起好早啊" }, { "source": "亲爱的我最近在实习,起好早啊", "target": "哇~勤勤恳恳去实习滴娃~" }, { "source": "哇~勤勤恳恳去实习滴娃~", "target": "你快看我艾特你的那个MV!" }, { "source": "大宝贝有点怀疑自己了这是啥哈哈", "target": "哈哈还得凑上前仔细看看" }, { "source": "回来了,有点小忙", "target": "都不约我打麻将了害我今晚很无聊在家里明天就要走了" }, { "source": "你砖怎么到的这么快从哪买的", "target": "旁友在北京实体店买的" }, { "source": "旁友在北京实体店买的", "target": "北京有实体店?在哪多少钱一张" }, { "source": "最不喜欢的季节到了", "target": "要开始动手动脚了" }, { "source": "赞赞赞!", "target": "这首好听哭了现在那个新歌什么鬼" }, { "source": "这首好听哭了现在那个新歌什么鬼", "target": "风格完全不同。可能新歌那种风格是她最近想表达的东西" }, { "source": "来杭州", "target": "不过也热" }, { "source": "不过也热", "target": "黄龙洞" }, { "source": "人生意义就是买买买", "target": "哈哈哈哈是是是不然和咸鱼有什么区别" }, { "source": "这就是维密自己的游船凯娅号,到了上海后往韩国走的", "target": "那在重庆还是要等船才行吧" }, { "source": "那在重庆还是要等船才行吧", "target": "嗯,一般每周一班三峡检修就看运气了" }, { "source": "买不起灯是吧", "target": "买的灯没有你亮" }, { "source": "我站个陈圣俊", "target": "那这个可能度太低了" }, { "source": "嗓子很空灵,这首歌被表现的玲离尽致", "target": "超级棒的一首歌!实力现场!" }, { "source": "为涵姐敬业的精神打call", "target": "话说现在流行的打call是什么意思" }, { "source": "我竟然才看到前面那两句我就当做是对我表白啦爱你我的飞", "target": "就是呢就是呢" }, { "source": "晚安——秦筝", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "都急死我了,看了这么久,怎么木喜跟英雄还没有结婚?", "target": "他们两结婚就是大结局了~期待吧..." }, { "source": "他们两结婚就是大结局了~期待吧...", "target": "他们有结婚吧。" }, { "source": "他们有结婚吧。", "target": "应该有吧~剧情我也不知道~但是有求婚" }, { "source": "集齐七个才能召唤好运", "target": "够了,第七个没放上去" }, { "source": "半路没接着酒气见义勇为么", "target": "没碰着可以见义勇为的事关键" }, { "source": "没碰着可以见义勇为的事关键", "target": "没帮小摊收拾收拾摊位么,正好人家下班点" }, { "source": "没帮小摊收拾收拾摊位么,正好人家下班点", "target": "是不用再帮他吆喝吆喝挣两个钱" }, { "source": "是不用再帮他吆喝吆喝挣两个钱", "target": "你要想的话也不是不可以" }, { "source": "你要想的话也不是不可以", "target": "所以不放心我自己走回去都是假的么!" }, { "source": "所以不放心我自己走回去都是假的么!", "target": "不是的我这不是怕你回家一身酒气不好么在外面散散味" }, { "source": "不是的我这不是怕你回家一身酒气不好么在外面散散味", "target": "酒气没有事" }, { "source": "酒气没有事", "target": "还有别的气" }, { "source": "友友吉祥!春节快乐!", "target": "同乐" }, { "source": "32G,全款已付!", "target": "什么颜色?" }, { "source": "什么颜色?", "target": "目前只有灰。" }, { "source": "目前只有灰。", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "期待", "target": "希望不要让我失望。" }, { "source": "收拾衣柜比上一个星期班都累!!", "target": "腰杆要断了还只是收纳一小部分" }, { "source": "腰杆要断了还只是收纳一小部分", "target": "我每次收拾一半就开始后悔" }, { "source": "我每次收拾一半就开始后悔", "target": "然后忍住决堤的泪水还是一鼓作气吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "差评手腕那点白晒黑了", "target": "那是带表的事" }, { "source": "那是带表的事", "target": "别戴了补全颜色" }, { "source": "胜哥准备走了吗??", "target": "下午就走啦。" }, { "source": "我昨天清考,有个学生迟到了十几分钟,一个监考老师想让她考的,另一个死都不让,还跟那学生说这是你的事不是我的事", "target": "那他最后考了吗" }, { "source": "那他最后考了吗", "target": "最后我交卷了他都还在外面打电话" }, { "source": "你不要追我!", "target": "你怕是活在梦里。" }, { "source": "天天在家干嘛呢?", "target": "天天在家数天上有几个太阳" }, { "source": "天天在家数天上有几个太阳", "target": "哈哈,数清楚没?" }, { "source": "哈哈,数清楚没?", "target": "数不过来,你来帮我好不" }, { "source": "下次偶遇宋小宝的时候我一定要合照!", "target": "祝好运" }, { "source": "我的长什么样还不知道", "target": "你的还没来?" }, { "source": "你的还没来?", "target": "对的。金融妥妥的最慢" }, { "source": ",忘了买烧水棒,凄惨的昨晚!", "target": "呀呀~哈哈,应该去借一个~" }, { "source": "加雪碧,七喜了。", "target": "没有,我不加这些" }, { "source": "走,一起当火车吧,呜呜呜的日子比做人舒服", "target": "让我们一起驶向远方" }, { "source": "是在学校的小埋,还是宅在家的小埋", "target": "他说就这个" }, { "source": "他说就这个", "target": "这是在学校的小埋在家的小埋是这样的" }, { "source": "两个大鸭子比你抢镜多了", "target": "大鸭子已经在街上被一个白人小哥哥和一个人妖小哥哥搭讪问在哪里买的了!!我骄傲!" }, { "source": "表白我秋,是5050吗", "target": "嗯嗯嘿嘿表白我悦" }, { "source": "嗯嗯嘿嘿表白我悦", "target": "示爱我秋" }, { "source": "来,我听你唱", "target": "你站在这里不要走动,我去杀几个卖橘子的解解气" }, { "source": "刚在网上搜了一下这种体检套餐可以吗?", "target": "这个检查看着这么多项目,我估计就是看一看,观察一下。" }, { "source": "这个检查看着这么多项目,我估计就是看一看,观察一下。", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你居然是我漫威圈的!", "target": "你居然才知道" }, { "source": "你居然才知道", "target": "看天赋异禀了没!" }, { "source": "都用苹果的人了还修什么修估计老板都不爱搭理~", "target": "不冲突的妹子。" }, { "source": "嚯蛋姐居然在年末梦到我受宠若惊吼", "target": "咱们幸福" }, { "source": "谁给你发钱了", "target": "你老板啊" }, { "source": "你老板啊", "target": "遣散费?" }, { "source": "遣散费?", "target": "不是。是今年下半年打黑除恶的奖金。" }, { "source": "不是。是今年下半年打黑除恶的奖金。", "target": "不是学生领不了吗" }, { "source": "想锤死左叶原来的发型师", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "又一次感叹世界真小。。", "target": "我回去要好好改造形象才行太挫了自己都看不顺眼" }, { "source": "我回去要好好改造形象才行太挫了自己都看不顺眼", "target": "是有多挫" }, { "source": "是有多挫", "target": "天天熬夜你说呢" }, { "source": "天天熬夜你说呢", "target": "扑面而来的阴森。。" }, { "source": "人美心更美话说应该给那个姐姐来个单间……", "target": "别夸她了,她没方向感总是迷路找不着北" }, { "source": "别夸她了,她没方向感总是迷路找不着北", "target": "我本来就美" }, { "source": "不清晰?现在瞎子也能当交警了?", "target": "这不是交警,是民警,看清楚" }, { "source": "别赞呢!你还赞,不听话", "target": "那个人是谁啊" }, { "source": "那时候真的掉进瀑布了菲包拍神雕真的很认真努力真的心疼她", "target": "17-18岁拍神雕最好的年华就落了病想想都特别心疼" }, { "source": "说起狼人我就想起铁杉树丛", "target": "我喜欢" }, { "source": "江南兄晚安", "target": "早上好!周日愉快!" }, { "source": "一点多了还不睡觉想干啥", "target": "哪到一点多了撒嘛" }, { "source": "这拖鞋太LOW了", "target": "我觉得这个拖鞋很好看。而且腿确实不错,不存在角度的问题" }, { "source": "你算什么男人!", "target": "算!" }, { "source": "男爵午安,开心快乐", "target": "妹妹开心" }, { "source": "妹妹开心", "target": "男爵哥哥,晚上好开心愉快" }, { "source": "为什么不去发明一种卡掉了,会自己回来的那种卡呢?", "target": "那我为什么不发明会自己走回来的钱呢" }, { "source": "愁人相见冤家路窄", "target": "你在继续打酱油。。。" }, { "source": "你在继续打酱油。。。", "target": "你今天应该在我旁边蹲守看看我有好努力!!!!" }, { "source": "你今天应该在我旁边蹲守看看我有好努力!!!!", "target": "今天最多是特殊情况。。。" }, { "source": "今天最多是特殊情况。。。", "target": "你才是特殊状况。" }, { "source": "你才是特殊状况。", "target": "我一直很特殊。。。" }, { "source": "我没有不告诉你啊。。之前不是说过吗。没有什么意思拉。。。吃饭了没。", "target": "还没在写入党申请书好累" }, { "source": "还没在写入党申请书好累", "target": "都七点了。。读书不是很早就吃饭么。。。。噢以为你不想里我了。" }, { "source": "都七点了。。读书不是很早就吃饭么。。。。噢以为你不想里我了。", "target": "木有啦现在去饭堂吃面" }, { "source": "木有啦现在去饭堂吃面", "target": "噢。。没有就好。。。能吃饱么。。学校煮的面会好难吃" }, { "source": "噢。。没有就好。。。能吃饱么。。学校煮的面会好难吃", "target": "没有阿我们学校很多好吃的" }, { "source": "你把帐子取下来呗", "target": "不行,帐子是无辜的" }, { "source": "费娜娜还好吗?她还醒着嘛?", "target": "她又被冻饿了。。。" }, { "source": "她又被冻饿了。。。", "target": "你们对穿点衣服阿~" }, { "source": "你们对穿点衣服阿~", "target": "都穿上了啊。。我羽绒都穿了!还是好冷!" }, { "source": "你又去吃好吃的了", "target": "拿开你的假笑" }, { "source": "拿开你的假笑", "target": "宝宝有小情绪了" }, { "source": "宝宝有小情绪了", "target": "来吃宝宝" }, { "source": "来吃宝宝", "target": "没诚意" }, { "source": "没诚意", "target": "我要抬起大花轿请你来哇宝宝" }, { "source": "你难道不想看井姐爆照片嘛", "target": "好吧,感觉好对不起渣渣" }, { "source": "好吧,感觉好对不起渣渣", "target": "没事,玩嘛一会回去认错" }, { "source": "算了,今天两周年,看的的确不舒服,他们什么都不懂,我们、行星们都懂", "target": "对啊!更受不了的是有些行星饭竟然胳膊肘往外拐!切!原来他们就这样啊!" }, { "source": "你是搞摄影?", "target": "嗯,喜欢摄影。" }, { "source": "嗯,喜欢摄影。", "target": "高大上。" }, { "source": "高大上。", "target": "没有什么高大上了,现在摄影已经进入全民时代,想拍好难了是真的。" }, { "source": "没有什么高大上了,现在摄影已经进入全民时代,想拍好难了是真的。", "target": "从来没有接触过。" }, { "source": "我天天看这个电视,都得骂一阵儿夏冰冰", "target": "哈哈大家都骂她,都期盼着她跟袁浩分呢" }, { "source": "哈哈大家都骂她,都期盼着她跟袁浩分呢", "target": "期待他们早点分,我超爱女主" }, { "source": "我给人送。。。你的头像还好吗。。。", "target": "呦有情况,很好!" }, { "source": "呦有情况,很好!", "target": "高中的时候了。。。" }, { "source": "高中的时候了。。。", "target": "怀念过去了阿老人阿" }, { "source": "我爱糖葫芦", "target": "今天我会再次经过唐山滴" }, { "source": "今天我会再次经过唐山滴", "target": "下次多留一会~" }, { "source": "你回来了不?", "target": "回了啊,但是在上海就呆了两天,等我下个月再回来找大家一起玩啊•••••你这是又出关拉••••" }, { "source": "回了啊,但是在上海就呆了两天,等我下个月再回来找大家一起玩啊•••••你这是又出关拉••••", "target": "哎哟对啊。出关了。。。" }, { "source": "憋着急不过也从侧面反应出大家对荣耀9太期待了,恨不得立马到手体验。哈哈哈,着急了吧,我今天去苏宁体验了下,非常优秀。值得等待。", "target": "我是没什么期待。。" }, { "source": "我是没什么期待。。", "target": "海鸥灰很漂亮" }, { "source": "海鸥灰很漂亮", "target": "应该也就那样吧" }, { "source": "下午我怎么办", "target": "背出来了嘛" }, { "source": "下午课上班了", "target": "从上午下乡到现在还在乡里" }, { "source": "从上午下乡到现在还在乡里", "target": "何时能回来不吃饭了吗" }, { "source": "你去云南旅游啊,", "target": "是啊,去了半个多月,你居然不知道?" }, { "source": "学姐保重", "target": "谢谢关心〜" }, { "source": "以身试法告诉你这个世界终究美好,就算不好也还有他。感觉看到这句就要泪目", "target": "什么时候会遇到这样的人啊" }, { "source": "男神,求换回去", "target": "不美吗" }, { "source": "不美吗", "target": "美得不忍直视啊,还是喜欢看男神的帅" }, { "source": "在大城市工作,感觉怎么样?", "target": "穷着" }, { "source": "抹茶巧克力!白色恋人啊!!!", "target": "看到好多人想要白色恋人,给个地址吧" }, { "source": "看到好多人想要白色恋人,给个地址吧", "target": "啊啊啊幸运" }, { "source": "押运对偶格式什么都没有。你好意思说这是诗!", "target": "谁说现代诗也要押韵。意境,意境好吗?这是崇尚科学的态度。" }, { "source": "谁说现代诗也要押韵。意境,意境好吗?这是崇尚科学的态度。", "target": "你连意象都没有哪儿来的意境" }, { "source": "啥时候养了只贵宾呀。还是巧克力色的", "target": "泰迪养好几个月了" }, { "source": "好看的小哥哥好听的小哥哥", "target": "小哥哥" }, { "source": "手痒中", "target": "真的感觉比黑色的好看多了" }, { "source": "真的感觉比黑色的好看多了", "target": "捂住钱包" }, { "source": "有海的地方冷的一批哈哈哈", "target": "不想听" }, { "source": "磁器口不去也罢,没什么好玩的,就是人多,最喜欢还是洪崖洞", "target": "可能是我去的天气好吧,冬天夏天估计也不舒服" }, { "source": "可能是我去的天气好吧,冬天夏天估计也不舒服", "target": "出差吗?怎么突然去重庆了?" }, { "source": "出差吗?怎么突然去重庆了?", "target": "嗯,是啊,过去有个活动" }, { "source": "大四去您那边实习有什么要求吗", "target": "什么学校,实习多久,哪里人,性别。" }, { "source": "我要喝芒果的", "target": "好选择" }, { "source": "拉仇恨", "target": "有没有确定什么时候回来" }, { "source": "有没有确定什么时候回来", "target": "没有呢我想回去" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,哈哈哈哈~你怎么不叫我们~其实她们睡得更久", "target": "我努力一点声音都不发…营造了很好的睡觉氛围!" }, { "source": "你这会军训?", "target": "恩,就是啊。我们冻训" }, { "source": "恩,就是啊。我们冻训", "target": "冻死了。那你什么时候回呀" }, { "source": "胖子的意义就是吃啊", "target": "再吃就变成死胖子了" }, { "source": "能给安庆下点雪吗?我也想体会一下因为暴雪不用考试", "target": "安徽六安停课一周雪太深" }, { "source": "记住了,睡眠一定要保证,不能只是说说而已。", "target": "我也想睡好,可是被吵醒了,睡不着了。今早和另一个舍友一起去图书馆,她昨晚也这样。很难受。。" }, { "source": "我也想睡好,可是被吵醒了,睡不着了。今早和另一个舍友一起去图书馆,她昨晚也这样。很难受。。", "target": "注意多注意~" }, { "source": "你不会健身还带着帽子吧", "target": "四啊戴着啊" }, { "source": "四啊戴着啊", "target": "帅呀,老姐" }, { "source": "贼可爱", "target": "来276653见我!" }, { "source": "来276653见我!", "target": "燃鹅你不在" }, { "source": "热恋不秀。。可惜了不过秀。。", "target": "啥玩意" }, { "source": "啥玩意", "target": "以后翻旧账用" }, { "source": "亲这是交学费~~~", "target": "嘿嘿不过是我老妈。。。。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿不过是我老妈。。。。", "target": "新手吧~~~" }, { "source": "可怜的娃...唻...妹妹幇你吹一下", "target": "来。" }, { "source": "来。", "target": "好!我马上去!" }, { "source": "我最酷", "target": "你敢跟我争" }, { "source": "你敢跟我争", "target": "怎么不敢" }, { "source": "怎么不敢", "target": "你确定吗" }, { "source": "你确定吗", "target": "怎么要比酷嘛" }, { "source": "当你有男朋友的时候并不是这么想。", "target": "我有男友的时候也从来不在楼下秀下楼就走到楼下就上去" }, { "source": "至少各取所需,彼此心态都好。买卖买卖,不就应该这样么,呵呵。黄金段建议早早脱手置换别的壶。", "target": "不过目前看了他那里的,没什么好壶可以置换的。星期四再去看看" }, { "source": "不过目前看了他那里的,没什么好壶可以置换的。星期四再去看看", "target": "贴花紫泥,建议值得参考。" }, { "source": "贴花紫泥,建议值得参考。", "target": "哪一把?我都不知道啊。。谁做的?指点指点。。他说要卖多少" }, { "source": "分手,感觉分了难过,不分也难过", "target": "长痛永远不会过去但短痛会" }, { "source": "求科普这小女孩是谁", "target": "我就知道是韩国的" }, { "source": "我就知道是韩国的", "target": "我也知道这个,后面有韩文啊" }, { "source": "最重要的一句话想看清被你水印挡住了", "target": "是为了避开最坏的明天而活着" }, { "source": "求紫菜包饭的名字", "target": "没有名字就超市自己做自己卖的那种" }, { "source": "没有名字就超市自己做自己卖的那种", "target": "好的谢谢啦!" }, { "source": "书宜杂读", "target": "先杂后精" }, { "source": "别舍不得花钱钱我们来想办法", "target": "先拿钱来" }, { "source": "海边的孩纸表示小龙虾怎么跟海鲜比。。还挺贵的,不如买只大龙虾来吃", "target": "只喜欢吃河蟹小龙虾还就是要吃香辣的海鲜那种鲜甜味尝两口会觉得还不错多了会想吐" }, { "source": "巨星在赶来的路上", "target": "捞你" }, { "source": "捞你", "target": "啊哈哈" }, { "source": "大清早,不道德的勾引!", "target": "主要一吃面就会想起你·" }, { "source": "主要一吃面就会想起你·", "target": "吃点大鱼大肉也可以想起我!" }, { "source": "我是刻意站在她的前面,让她看到我之嘛!", "target": "她居然没兜路或装作看不见,真善良" }, { "source": "这次出去拿了多少衣服", "target": "没几件,哼" }, { "source": "没几件,哼", "target": "鞋起码三双" }, { "source": "鞋起码三双", "target": "四双还有双穿着洗澡的夹脚拖" }, { "source": "四双还有双穿着洗澡的夹脚拖", "target": "还有我的两双" }, { "source": "好累喔,现在才回家", "target": "上网到现在,准备睡觉" }, { "source": "上网到现在,准备睡觉", "target": "好吧,您是有多久没上网了?" }, { "source": "好吧,您是有多久没上网了?", "target": "不骑车就会睡不着" }, { "source": "不骑车就会睡不着", "target": "我每天都欠瞌睡,天天都是在梦游状态!" }, { "source": "我每天都欠瞌睡,天天都是在梦游状态!", "target": "不用这么拼命吧。。。去找个有钱的不就行了" }, { "source": "我没回来呐,现在回了...", "target": "我也没说你回来不回来的事呀" }, { "source": "用完了寄往我这儿可好?我还有一年半本科毕业。", "target": "你说啥,我的书吗?有8斤啊用完也明年了" }, { "source": "你说啥,我的书吗?有8斤啊用完也明年了", "target": "反正我一时半会儿也考不了呀" }, { "source": "反正我一时半会儿也考不了呀", "target": "8斤邮费估计好几十到时候还是几年前的,还不如到时候直接买新的" }, { "source": "羡慕脱单的而我又是一年单身狗", "target": "赶紧的。可能幸福就在身边" }, { "source": "请记住你所说的话", "target": "好像很有意思??你是家里没教好?" }, { "source": "还没睡?", "target": "还没呢" }, { "source": "哎呀我都忘记给沫妈拍一组了", "target": "你光记得开车了呗" }, { "source": "你光记得开车了呗", "target": "开车要专心,要不然容易追尾" }, { "source": "打算去你家度个假", "target": "赶紧的洗衣做饭" }, { "source": "梦想有多美好", "target": "现实就有多残酷" }, { "source": "你永远不知道明天和大新闻哪个先来", "target": "666啊" }, { "source": "666啊", "target": "祝福你和朴秀智早日在一起" }, { "source": "我生不生不管你屁事", "target": "有本事对你爸妈这样说话戏精" }, { "source": "有趣的灵魂都被医院给累死了。。", "target": "你哪个医院的" }, { "source": "你哪个医院的", "target": "我们一个单位" }, { "source": "临时工和监控失效真是我国特色,感到丢人!", "target": "有种东西叫做后台" }, { "source": "上午好", "target": "哦你好" }, { "source": "来做脏辫了解一下", "target": "哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈无法想象" }, { "source": "我要圣诞礼物毕业礼物", "target": "还有新年礼物" }, { "source": "还有新年礼物", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "对的", "target": "你嫁我好了" }, { "source": "你嫁我好了", "target": "就那么点礼物就要我跟你走?" }, { "source": "就那么点礼物就要我跟你走?", "target": "那我跟你走" }, { "source": "那我跟你走", "target": "我买不起礼物" }, { "source": "我买不起礼物", "target": "你就是我最好的礼物" }, { "source": "你就是我最好的礼物", "target": "我的礼物呢?" }, { "source": "我的礼物呢?", "target": "是你" }, { "source": "是你", "target": "我要" }, { "source": "我要", "target": "要我吗哈哈" }, { "source": "要我吗哈哈", "target": "我要礼物" }, { "source": "我要礼物", "target": "我也是你最好的礼物" }, { "source": "我也是你最好的礼物", "target": "这个不算" }, { "source": "这个不算", "target": "下次一起走" }, { "source": "下次一起走", "target": "去哪里?" }, { "source": "去哪里?", "target": "随你" }, { "source": "随你", "target": "都说带礼物来见我" }, { "source": "都说带礼物来见我", "target": "什么时候" }, { "source": "什么时候", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "明天", "target": "赖皮" }, { "source": "赖皮", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "赖皮赖皮" }, { "source": "赖皮赖皮", "target": "这样的话把礼物快递过来" }, { "source": "这样的话把礼物快递过来", "target": "真赖皮" }, { "source": "真赖皮", "target": "快递过来吧" }, { "source": "好美的安琪", "target": "你也美" }, { "source": "你给别人的还是别人给你的?", "target": "肯定是拿出去的撒" }, { "source": "哈哈豆妹妹你太可爱了", "target": "嘿嘿。一直都很可爱呀" }, { "source": "去哪减肥呀", "target": "健身房" }, { "source": "健身房", "target": "哪里的" }, { "source": "好玩吗我姐", "target": "一般的你莫不晓得好不好玩呐" }, { "source": "一般的你莫不晓得好不好玩呐", "target": "我没去过哦" }, { "source": "我没去过哦", "target": "到那边四年怎么没有去呢" }, { "source": "你到家了啊!不准和别人去看零零七啊把请你看电影的这个机会留给我!!", "target": "你啥时候放假?" }, { "source": "我明天到沈阳", "target": "聚不聚" }, { "source": "聚不聚", "target": "没时间2天就走了" }, { "source": "没时间2天就走了", "target": "干啥来啊。要请我吃饭。" }, { "source": "幸福", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "朋友圈都不敢发了", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "我还没坐车……", "target": "那你不好晚才会到?" }, { "source": "那你不好晚才会到?", "target": "我晚上十一点的车,早上六点多到……" }, { "source": "我晚上十一点的车,早上六点多到……", "target": "这。。。。注意安全" }, { "source": "熊猫给裁裁猪点一份宵夜吧,他辛苦了心疼他", "target": "给我们裁裁一份宵夜吧" }, { "source": "元旦??我带去??如何", "target": "完全OK" }, { "source": "完全OK", "target": "都不想想我超难带的吗/撅嘴" }, { "source": "都不想想我超难带的吗/撅嘴", "target": "其实想了一下了可是它看起来真的很好喝" }, { "source": "其实想了一下了可是它看起来真的很好喝", "target": "哈哈哈哈女人啊!!就是这么残酷!!" }, { "source": "叫你朋友一起过来", "target": "不要她会骂我的" }, { "source": "不要她会骂我的", "target": "好吧,我不去是你们的损失" }, { "source": "自己睁大眼睛好好看看再说~喜欢他的多还是讨厌他的多", "target": "看了喜欢的多" }, { "source": "看了喜欢的多", "target": "瞎了" }, { "source": "瞎了", "target": "没瞎" }, { "source": "没瞎", "target": "智商捉机" }, { "source": "智商捉机", "target": "智商很高" }, { "source": "哈哈哈250羊年快乐", "target": "250" }, { "source": "250", "target": "好想看看你" }, { "source": "好想看看你", "target": "看到了吓死你" }, { "source": "看到了吓死你", "target": "为啥子呀" }, { "source": "为啥子呀", "target": "丑呗" }, { "source": "丑呗", "target": "我喜欢" }, { "source": "我喜欢", "target": "你没看到怎么能说喜欢" }, { "source": "小颖子,喜欢你这么勇于尝试的心,感觉自己老了", "target": "好久没听你叫我小颖子了呀" }, { "source": "好久没听你叫我小颖子了呀", "target": "哈哈哈,一毕业都不知道啥时候能再见面啦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,一毕业都不知道啥时候能再见面啦", "target": "有空来找我玩呀" }, { "source": "有空来找我玩呀", "target": "恩恩,一定的,如果有假期已定回去转转的" }, { "source": "三十二个赞", "target": "直接给我永久好不好?你还给我个十年留点念想啊" }, { "source": "什么?你是用手机修?", "target": "手机截了传到电脑" }, { "source": "手机截了传到电脑", "target": "手机截屏的画质不会比电脑画质差吗" }, { "source": "我突然想起,小时候觉得又用勺子喝汤,又用筷子夹菜的,为什么不能筷子中间空心呢,就夹菜喝汤都很方便了后来,真在网上看到有这种筷子。唉,我的创意被抢了", "target": "我觉得不太好洗" }, { "source": "我觉得不太好洗", "target": "所以才没被普及" }, { "source": "你是动物协会的", "target": "看到难免觉得很难过啊~多么可爱的江豚...哎~" }, { "source": "看到难免觉得很难过啊~多么可爱的江豚...哎~", "target": "有时候人的力量很小" }, { "source": "有时候人的力量很小", "target": "是呀,但也应该尽微薄之力,总比不尽力放任自流的好" }, { "source": "锦艺城,不带我", "target": "你不是天天守着锦艺城呢" }, { "source": "你不是天天守着锦艺城呢", "target": "呜呜" }, { "source": "米有工作么今天?", "target": "有一种东西叫时差" }, { "source": "有一种东西叫时差", "target": "额、好吧。。那他现在是在哪儿呢?" }, { "source": "额、好吧。。那他现在是在哪儿呢?", "target": "纽约" }, { "source": "亲爱的今天是初三", "target": "我马上就" }, { "source": "我马上就", "target": "等你发糖" }, { "source": "押韵啊", "target": "你大约是见不到明天的太阳了" }, { "source": "你大约是见不到明天的太阳了", "target": "就喜欢这种想打我却打不到的样子" }, { "source": "给油真往前窜我在北京", "target": "首都啊!我是江苏四线小城市不是老婆喜欢也买性能车了" }, { "source": "4号永乐也没预售票了,请问还会放票出来么?", "target": "我有一张四号的" }, { "source": "崇文门站站厅太小,安全起见只能把安检机摆在外面", "target": "不是哦,没有摆在外面" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "周末愉快" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "你今天还在工作吗" }, { "source": "你加油", "target": "晚上来" }, { "source": "最近升级为广告迪了,又是饭点发博好吧,喜欢在饭点发博的广告迪我也爱", "target": "咦~肉麻" }, { "source": "男女不会被分到一个宿舍吧", "target": "你好单纯啊" }, { "source": "你好单纯啊", "target": "嗯??" }, { "source": "你这叫得瑟", "target": "那你抢第一呀你攻你攻" }, { "source": "那你抢第一呀你攻你攻", "target": "你走你走你走" }, { "source": "其实遗传题半小时做6到很厉害了", "target": "可我好久都没做忘完了" }, { "source": "媳妇,你也给他跪啊,快起来,老公扶你", "target": "媳妇" }, { "source": "天天有没钱,有意思呢?", "target": "你好好跑你马拉松" }, { "source": "为啥不去家鑫福买。", "target": "你不去怎么晓得不打折" }, { "source": "你不去怎么晓得不打折", "target": "下次下次" }, { "source": "你已经到家了吗", "target": "我28号晚上就到了!" }, { "source": "裤子湿一点而已", "target": "我说我!" }, { "source": "我玩的欧服才玩没多久前期真的是又臭又长受不了l", "target": "哈哈哈哈跑主线确实有点难受的" }, { "source": "孙子你好", "target": "是小公主噢" }, { "source": "请问你学过韩语吗", "target": "没有没有如果你学过有错误的那就当娱乐吧只是很想学" }, { "source": "没有没有如果你学过有错误的那就当娱乐吧只是很想学", "target": "只是觉得你这样发出来会误导很多人的" }, { "source": "只是觉得你这样发出来会误导很多人的", "target": "哈哈那你发正确的啊" }, { "source": "亲爱的,不好意思,今天才突然想起来,18岁生日快乐啊!", "target": "没关系,你及时回来就好了" }, { "source": "过来晒太阳", "target": "过几天去北京" }, { "source": "过几天去北京", "target": "腻害去玩吗" }, { "source": "先从跟熟人的相处做起?每天强迫自己跟一个你能接受的人聊聊天?", "target": "和你们聊天聊一年我都能接受~" }, { "source": "本命年来", "target": "红袜袜穿起来,,,难道你没穿" }, { "source": "红袜袜穿起来,,,难道你没穿", "target": "没穿,我觉得不好看" }, { "source": "没穿,我觉得不好看", "target": "我买了好几双好看的不一样的红袜袜送你一双吗" }, { "source": "我买了好几双好看的不一样的红袜袜送你一双吗", "target": "不了,不了,我姐送我红脚绳。" }, { "source": "不了,不了,我姐送我红脚绳。", "target": "我没有红脚绳" }, { "source": "我没有红脚绳", "target": "和你姐要" }, { "source": "你给我发一个吧。多少钱我都抱你", "target": "再见朋友" }, { "source": "再见朋友", "target": "表酱无情~~要不我给你发个,你抱抱我?" }, { "source": "哎呀讨厌,我知道你喜欢我", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "老家是哪里", "target": "京都大源" }, { "source": "尾巴怎么这么蓬", "target": "他尾巴老蓬了,跟松鼠差不多" }, { "source": "你长大了", "target": "。。。可算是长了。。" }, { "source": "我是蘑菇好嘛", "target": "蘑菇是什么?给朕解释解释!" }, { "source": "有木有觉得我很有文化", "target": "你是在讲爱情吗可你不是单身狗吗什么时候外面有狗了" }, { "source": "你是在讲爱情吗可你不是单身狗吗什么时候外面有狗了", "target": "没有,我只是单纯的有文化" }, { "source": "我想咨询一下,我们小区有人投毒,昨天晚上我出去遛狗,我家狗狗应该没有吃到东西,现在已经过去24小时狗狗能吃能喝是不是没有事了", "target": "投毒是可以报警的,万一小孩子吃到怎么办,给派出所反应情况。" }, { "source": "投毒是可以报警的,万一小孩子吃到怎么办,给派出所反应情况。", "target": "嗯嗯已经报警了,新闻也报了,已经死了十条狗了" }, { "source": "你欠打啦", "target": "是你欠打了吧,敢怎么跟我说话" }, { "source": "是你欠打了吧,敢怎么跟我说话", "target": "求打" }, { "source": "求打", "target": "期待下次见面" }, { "source": "期待下次见面", "target": "那还是不要打了吧" }, { "source": "那还是不要打了吧", "target": "哈哈哈知错就好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈知错就好", "target": "下次见面不知道是什么时候" }, { "source": "我只看过喜洋洋", "target": "我也爱看,准备过几天去电影院看蛇年大戏" }, { "source": "我也爱看,准备过几天去电影院看蛇年大戏", "target": "组团去看呗" }, { "source": "组团去看呗", "target": "好呀,有没有人一起去看喜羊羊与灰太郎之喜气羊羊过蛇年" }, { "source": "只有我一个人觉得陈奕迅这首歌不好听吗", "target": "我也觉得不好听" }, { "source": "咱们太渺小。。", "target": "不渺小,可伟大了" }, { "source": "不渺小,可伟大了", "target": "对人家来说很小。咱的小天地会显得伟大" }, { "source": "对人家来说很小。咱的小天地会显得伟大", "target": "在我心中无比伟岸" }, { "source": "在我心中无比伟岸", "target": "娘子无比可爱" }, { "source": "娘子无比可爱", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "过日子这么简单的事只留下开心的就好了", "target": "真希望是这样就好了,简简单单,开开心心。" }, { "source": "真希望是这样就好了,简简单单,开开心心。", "target": "真特简单,把只带来不开心的人拖黑,跟带来开心的人常常呆一起就完事" }, { "source": "真特简单,把只带来不开心的人拖黑,跟带来开心的人常常呆一起就完事", "target": "有的人带来的是痛苦,可是和他在一起就很开心怎么办……" }, { "source": "有的人带来的是痛苦,可是和他在一起就很开心怎么办……", "target": "遇到第100个带来痛苦又可以让你开心的人就没感觉了。这其实不是多难得的事…依赖太容易了" }, { "source": "遇到第100个带来痛苦又可以让你开心的人就没感觉了。这其实不是多难得的事…依赖太容易了", "target": "那…后面99位快来吧" }, { "source": "那…后面99位快来吧", "target": "连着来同样的剧情也不是开心事。。" }, { "source": "哟哟哟。好可爱啊!我也想买一双给我娃。", "target": "可以自己编织编织" }, { "source": "可以自己编织编织", "target": "手艺差远啦" }, { "source": "我要减肥!!", "target": "我不是为了减肥" }, { "source": "我不是为了减肥", "target": "我只是想说我想减肥" }, { "source": "我只是想说我想减肥", "target": "减肥不是想的行动起来" }, { "source": "今天一位已经离职去上学的同事回来吃了两整只炸鸡,又走了", "target": "璇璇" }, { "source": "璇璇", "target": "哈哈哈不是我啦~" }, { "source": "你是个屁的小鲜肉", "target": "我不听我不听" }, { "source": "先说我不是说那种话的人,但看你最后一句话。。。想说那人家说什么又关你屁事", "target": "那他说什么又关你屁事呢?毅种循环" }, { "source": "不允许我那么爱你~我也要把你放在头顶", "target": "你别这样哈哈哈爱你" }, { "source": "你准备回去了吗", "target": "恩,再等会,还没到时间" }, { "source": "恩,再等会,还没到时间", "target": "你们可以去旁边的海岸城逛逛或者红树林很漂亮" }, { "source": "你们可以去旁边的海岸城逛逛或者红树林很漂亮", "target": "恩,在里面的一个大湖里喂鱼!那些地方不懂去" }, { "source": "恩,在里面的一个大湖里喂鱼!那些地方不懂去", "target": "额。如果我不去广州就可以带你去" }, { "source": "我们明天跑1000米", "target": "我也是的" }, { "source": "其实我们都是心疼你啊", "target": "哦原来是酱紫" }, { "source": "哦原来是酱紫", "target": "不然呢" }, { "source": "不然呢", "target": "不知道。。" }, { "source": "不知道。。", "target": "现在知道了吧" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "太饿的很" }, { "source": "分明就是个人的素质问题,和解禁有关系", "target": "不解禁手机是要关机的吧" }, { "source": "我养的是白的又不是黑的!话说这次要养下崽的,生了崽子拍下来给你看.老可爱.", "target": "我求你别拍!!!白的也别拍,白的可爱是黑白二者相比,单独来讲,白的我也怕!" }, { "source": "我求你别拍!!!白的也别拍,白的可爱是黑白二者相比,单独来讲,白的我也怕!", "target": "说好的女汉子哪里去了?!!!" }, { "source": "说好的女汉子哪里去了?!!!", "target": "女汉子也不是什么都爱的" }, { "source": "女汉子也不是什么都爱的", "target": "女汉子不是博爱,而是对未知恐怖事物坦然接受不轻言拒绝的态度." }, { "source": "女汉子不是博爱,而是对未知恐怖事物坦然接受不轻言拒绝的态度.", "target": "就当我是软妹子吧" }, { "source": "数学渣给跪", "target": "好渣" }, { "source": "过了风头一切照旧,不信等着瞧", "target": "不用过风头,一切都照旧,发两个文件应付上级了事!" }, { "source": "你这是到了的节奏、去到场地要多久啊、还是先吃饭再去", "target": "在大巴上……和记者们" }, { "source": "在大巴上……和记者们", "target": "他们应该会安排你们吃饭吧快去跟各位记者打听下八卦记者知道的八卦老多了我想知道一八卦" }, { "source": "他们应该会安排你们吃饭吧快去跟各位记者打听下八卦记者知道的八卦老多了我想知道一八卦", "target": "聊了下,都是游戏媒体~长舒一口气" }, { "source": "我营哥说的有道理!怒赞!", "target": "简直是王道!" }, { "source": "他俩一有闹矛盾的意思就说艾伦来.这样可不好..", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么忍心吃兔兔!", "target": "哈哈哈哈,好吃" }, { "source": "我在上课、哇哇…", "target": "我凌晨一点就起来了" }, { "source": "我凌晨一点就起来了", "target": "那么早、干嘛…" }, { "source": "天啦,你居然和她分手了", "target": "很久了" }, { "source": "有孩子了还能睡到自然醒?羡慕", "target": "哦回笼觉睡到自然醒" }, { "source": "为啥在卫生间说", "target": "那不然要坐在位置上当着车厢那么多人的面说吗" }, { "source": "那不然要坐在位置上当着车厢那么多人的面说吗", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "早点回家啊……亲。", "target": "姐姐有卸妆水吗…??" }, { "source": "我觉得小仙女会很喜欢的!(直男的审美)", "target": "把你送给我们" }, { "source": "我也好晚睡", "target": "我的黑眼圈哎" }, { "source": "我的黑眼圈哎", "target": "我也是!!这都遮不了快" }, { "source": "你的牙", "target": "我去拔牙了" }, { "source": "我去拔牙了", "target": "好吧,终于给你请假了,不会是把门牙拔了吧" }, { "source": "我想问怎么定型", "target": "问我还不如看书或者百度我是新手" }, { "source": "问我还不如看书或者百度我是新手", "target": "好的吧" }, { "source": "一般喝晕的人都在继续喝", "target": "不继续了,再继续就不认的回家的路了" }, { "source": "卑微,真希望你能坚强,放弃该放弃的", "target": "看见曾经的(现在的)自己" }, { "source": "说出你的故事", "target": "出我的故事" }, { "source": "恭喜,整个人都闪亮起来了", "target": "嘿嘿谢谢~初当粑粑的感觉如何哇~幸福又辛苦哇?哈哈" }, { "source": "我早就吐了", "target": "让菠萝帮着你~" }, { "source": "让菠萝帮着你~", "target": "不麻烦她~" }, { "source": "太美了,天气好人美", "target": "来闲吧" }, { "source": "别动不动就抱走lh,你抱走一回试试看,保镖能给你摁地上,扣都扣不起来你信不?", "target": "厉害了。哈哈一直不知道说这些的怎么回复" }, { "source": "鹿晗啊啊啊啊", "target": "真好看" }, { "source": "听她的歌我的耳朵是一种享受", "target": "对啊!!" }, { "source": "亲、月子妈妈好转了吗", "target": "呵呵,你很关心她的嘛,还在的,最近病情还稳定的,再做化疗" }, { "source": "快来感谢我带你入坑~", "target": "和你吃之前我就入坑了" }, { "source": "怕啥~~感情再好~~该催的还是要催的", "target": "收债成功" }, { "source": "我腰疼疼一天了", "target": "早睡晚起身体好…" }, { "source": "我在市队开会,不敢耍手机", "target": "是的吧,希望这一次咱们一起搞调查" }, { "source": "我都搞忘了玉米了", "target": "除了二狗子,你记得啥啊" }, { "source": "除了二狗子,你记得啥啊", "target": "我还记得那蓝天那白云那个对我笑的男孩纸" }, { "source": "我还记得那蓝天那白云那个对我笑的男孩纸", "target": "咦,哪个,快八一哈" }, { "source": "来吧农药", "target": "来一局吗?" }, { "source": "来一局吗?", "target": "我不玩" }, { "source": "为了一作还是好好养着主子", "target": "可以了,我硕士博士一作基本都给导师了" }, { "source": "可以了,我硕士博士一作基本都给导师了", "target": "学位进化的血泪史" }, { "source": "学位进化的血泪史", "target": "还没进化成硕导" }, { "source": "还没进化成硕导", "target": "看来离一批批像我这样的新生码农给学长一作的日子不远了" }, { "source": "我在上课。", "target": "你人在教室,心在我这" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "不能浪费这些照片。", "target": "这都是智慧的结晶啊。" }, { "source": "邓伦和李沁!只有我发现了吗.", "target": "你不是一个人" }, { "source": "我高一的物理老师是个女的,一直叫我“伯XX”", "target": "同一个世界,同一个物理老师~她们学理的,没“文化”" }, { "source": "同一个世界,同一个物理老师~她们学理的,没“文化”", "target": "2333" }, { "source": "拍照累的吧", "target": "这你都知道" }, { "source": "这你都知道", "target": "我那是换位思考" }, { "source": "我那是换位思考", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "你老婆看得懂中文?", "target": "看得懂" }, { "source": "快来吐槽", "target": "不想提憋着" }, { "source": "不想提憋着", "target": "憋好了" }, { "source": "憋好了", "target": "火页" }, { "source": "初中有个老师特别势利眼,有次上课让大家去黑板前简单画画自己家什么样,a画了个六层别墅,这个老师就当着大家面嘲讽她,下课还去给人家家长打电话,阴阳怪气地把a画别墅的事和她父母学舌,估计是想得个铁证说a说谎,结果,嘿嘿,a家真的住六层大别墅", "target": "这就有点难了,以后我孩子不知道画哪个房子" }, { "source": "这就有点难了,以后我孩子不知道画哪个房子", "target": "一百昏一百昏" }, { "source": "感谢探班的丫头,我们也都很喜欢你。", "target": "我们几乎是同时回的" }, { "source": "你回家啦?", "target": "对吖!" }, { "source": "白夜行", "target": "文化人" }, { "source": "说实话、我一直好奇各路明星网红为啥都能捡到特别好看的甚至是名猫,在我心里只有你的猫才是真正捡的猫,毕竟那么好看谁舍得扔", "target": "我这是流浪猫,巨丑" }, { "source": "可是,我觉得能吃的女孩可爱点,第一次吃饭吃多点反而对她印象更好哦", "target": "我能吃!!!!看我!!!!" }, { "source": "换手机了•••", "target": "拔牙…" }, { "source": "放假了吗?", "target": "放假了" }, { "source": "放假了", "target": "哈哈真好" }, { "source": "那个汽车博物馆我到毕业也没进去过", "target": "我也没进去过" }, { "source": "我也想啊,不知道琰小琰啥时候给咱们这个机会", "target": "希望有机会一起来" }, { "source": "原来天蝎的是猴子?", "target": "是呀是呀我周末才知道你是狮子座的狮子座的都好可爱" }, { "source": "是呀是呀我周末才知道你是狮子座的狮子座的都好可爱", "target": "开始小钰拍了一个天蝎座的眼罩还是什么的东西给我看完全看不出来是什么。。这样一看是猴子那还是可爱的" }, { "source": "开始小钰拍了一个天蝎座的眼罩还是什么的东西给我看完全看不出来是什么。。这样一看是猴子那还是可爱的", "target": "我买了天蝎座行李牌。" }, { "source": "这只笔好面熟啊!!!", "target": "背景熟悉不" }, { "source": "背景熟悉不", "target": "笔之前在你宿舍见过的哇…总之是我家蓝胖子…哈哈!!!背景是我送那只小白???" }, { "source": "笔之前在你宿舍见过的哇…总之是我家蓝胖子…哈哈!!!背景是我送那只小白???", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "回答我啊" }, { "source": "这就是辈分的痛苦一个50岁的大叔叫我叔叔", "target": "同病相怜" }, { "source": "每天脱下的袜子都要嗅一嗅臭了就换掉", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,同道中人,我妈说就一个字,懒!" }, { "source": "昨天晚上四点多睡得早上八点出来继续嗨好怕怕我突然倒下", "target": "猝死就在下一秒!赶紧喝点啤酒泡枸杞" }, { "source": "毛衣裙好看啊,要是没有那个洞洞就好了", "target": "是啊是吧是啊是啊是啊" }, { "source": "你的风格很像某某……", "target": "没有吧。肯定是你的错觉" }, { "source": "没有吧。肯定是你的错觉", "target": "喜欢深沉……" }, { "source": "居然跑起去吃必胜客", "target": "不晓得吃撒子的嘛" }, { "source": "不晓得吃撒子的嘛", "target": "那边东西不好吃吗" }, { "source": "那边东西不好吃吗", "target": "太晚了我们没有走远" }, { "source": "宝贝为啥艾特我俩觉得我们仨应该多读书吗?", "target": "不是啦感觉照片是宝贝J和宝贝H的朋友圈画风" }, { "source": "宝宝预定票了吗", "target": "在哪里预订啊" }, { "source": "有木有撒好看的照片传来", "target": "你指的是这次拍的嘛?" }, { "source": "你指的是这次拍的嘛?", "target": "对。。" }, { "source": "对。。", "target": "就手机里面那些了" }, { "source": "我正在看我歌", "target": "越来越喜欢容祖儿" }, { "source": "送行吗?我家现只有", "target": "我来送大榴莲了" }, { "source": "看台不想去内场买不起", "target": "不会存钱啊,明年7月好不好" }, { "source": "狗狗,你好", "target": "看着我的眼睛我很严肃的!" }, { "source": "看着我的眼睛我很严肃的!", "target": "你眼睛在哪儿呢?" }, { "source": "等你回来,重新找我纹过", "target": "可以!你会纹啊" }, { "source": "可以!你会纹啊", "target": "我过了年去学" }, { "source": "我过了年去学", "target": "好!回来给我补!" }, { "source": "按理摩羯是的", "target": "对啊所以我是啊是啊没错啊" }, { "source": "我们去组个贵港小霸王组合?", "target": "跟着我!左手!右手!" }, { "source": "薄嘴皮儿小心了", "target": "你偷偷告诉我我不会告诉别人的" }, { "source": "你偷偷告诉我我不会告诉别人的", "target": "呵呵,纠结怎么了..." }, { "source": "呵呵,纠结怎么了...", "target": "快说!" }, { "source": "快说!", "target": "囧,已经揭晓了" }, { "source": "囧,已经揭晓了", "target": "那问个简单的。社长什么时候能离婚" }, { "source": "那问个简单的。社长什么时候能离婚", "target": "我可以表示无言以对嘛" }, { "source": "我可以表示无言以对嘛", "target": "越南语我爱你怎么说" }, { "source": "打扰了告辞", "target": "又看到你了" }, { "source": "我们学校直接开大的阶梯教室给我们看直播,可以吧", "target": "你们学校怎么可以这样~" }, { "source": "你们学校怎么可以这样~", "target": "听讲有点男的十点就去霸位置了那你来我们学校看啊" }, { "source": "感谢伟大的科技", "target": "你也可以" }, { "source": "哎呀。你回来啦。", "target": "哪天可以出来小坐" }, { "source": "哪天可以出来小坐", "target": "好呀好呀。贡茶呀!" }, { "source": "我就好奇你对着一个丑八怪也能一心一意吗?", "target": "竟然不能一心一意,为什么要开始?男的就是没有感情的吗?就不会心痛的吗?" }, { "source": "竟然不能一心一意,为什么要开始?男的就是没有感情的吗?就不会心痛的吗?", "target": "你这话不应该去问男的吗?那个性别劈腿率比较高不收显而易见吗?再说了我一个女的都不介意男方移情别恋跟我分手,你一个男的就不能大气点也不介意?不喜欢就不要在一起,互相纠缠有意思吗?别劈腿就好,互相尊重,遇到更喜欢的人了不如好聚好散,非要粘在一起烦不烦" }, { "source": "俊美", "target": "讨厌" }, { "source": "今晚吃几盒炒饼", "target": "你不可以再侮辱我了" }, { "source": "你不可以再侮辱我了", "target": "为什么呀" }, { "source": "你又没跑", "target": "所以光辉洒在你们脸上" }, { "source": "喧宾夺主", "target": "回来妹?" }, { "source": "回来妹?", "target": "快出发了" }, { "source": "说实话是有点羡慕胸大的了,不,是那种胸大腰细腿长的……", "target": "心疼你。" }, { "source": "还约电影么", "target": "约约约一起一起" }, { "source": "快!到我碗里来!", "target": "你才到碗里去" }, { "source": "还没睡?", "target": "都醒了好久" }, { "source": "假装接个电话,让你出去一趟,干点啥,哈哈哈", "target": "是个办法" }, { "source": "是个办法", "target": "我经常这么干,让朋友给我打电话,假装接一下,有事要走" }, { "source": "博主,续航实际如何?", "target": "重度使用半天吧,待机时电量控制的不错。" }, { "source": "重度使用半天吧,待机时电量控制的不错。", "target": "待机时间有多长?可以达到12小时吗?" }, { "source": "待机时间有多长?可以达到12小时吗?", "target": "待机是达得到的" }, { "source": "想回来,找你们耍", "target": "哦哟,你在哪儿哟" }, { "source": "哦哟,你在哪儿哟", "target": "我在你们的西边" }, { "source": "我在你们的西边", "target": "厉害哟" }, { "source": "小哥哥,下午好", "target": "哎呦呦" }, { "source": "要不要中和一下,我已经一周没失眠睡眠炒鸡好", "target": "睡得好会瘦,先让你一会儿,不客气" }, { "source": "睡得好会瘦,先让你一会儿,不客气", "target": "好,数到十我就睡着l" }, { "source": "还有人没被她拉黑吗?可以帮我艾特一下吗怕她怂的看不见呢", "target": "早就被拉黑啦不过拉黑也能看到艾特的吧" }, { "source": "早就被拉黑啦不过拉黑也能看到艾特的吧", "target": "拉黑应该收不到艾特" }, { "source": "早安呦", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "有人推荐你,提供资料好吗", "target": "不了" }, { "source": "什么时候拍摄的啊?有蓝天映衬才美,这几天的天气太糟糕了", "target": "周一" }, { "source": "周一", "target": "可惜好景不长啊" }, { "source": "我其实很想说一句,看到你过得不好我就安心了,MD没找到机会说", "target": "...你是说谁?" }, { "source": "...你是说谁?", "target": "就这人啊" }, { "source": "就这人啊", "target": "何必如此哀怨呢?这种时候应该看单薄点默默诅咒一下就好" }, { "source": "何必如此哀怨呢?这种时候应该看单薄点默默诅咒一下就好", "target": "好吧,那我就在心里诅咒一下" }, { "source": "好吧,那我就在心里诅咒一下", "target": "你也抓紧找个人结了报复一下" }, { "source": "你也抓紧找个人结了报复一下", "target": "正有此意" }, { "source": "正有此意", "target": "抓紧定日子阿" }, { "source": "抓紧定日子阿", "target": "行啊,你帮忙找人啊" }, { "source": "行啊,你帮忙找人啊", "target": "不是吧...我记得你之前不是还" }, { "source": "早!你旁边那个老爷们真可爱", "target": "你喜欢么" }, { "source": "来来来!团吹在这里!新年快乐噢!", "target": "约约约!" }, { "source": "替全体凤凰谢谢你", "target": "你这个代表好大哦" }, { "source": "橙子颜色好棒~", "target": "味道也好" }, { "source": "味道也好", "target": "好想吃好清闲呐" }, { "source": "等你啊,娜姐", "target": "欢迎回家" }, { "source": "新年快乐!总有一天会在相见的。", "target": "是的。会再相见的。新年快乐" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,失眠啊!!!", "target": "振伟,日子苦啊,想睡的时候没得睡给你休息又不知足....." }, { "source": "不请大澈吃饭?", "target": "我打算再开学了在英国办一个十年美签到时候随时去找你" }, { "source": "我打算再开学了在英国办一个十年美签到时候随时去找你", "target": "好啊好啊,贼开心" }, { "source": "好啊好啊,贼开心", "target": "请准备好包吃包住谢谢" }, { "source": "请准备好包吃包住谢谢", "target": "猴,说不定跟我住" }, { "source": "猴,说不定跟我住", "target": "那我可能会嫌弃你" }, { "source": "那我可能会嫌弃你", "target": "我好伤心" }, { "source": "桂林的景色?", "target": "是啊,闪过去了一下" }, { "source": "愿拥抱自由,乐活人生", "target": "乐活人生" }, { "source": "安安", "target": "2333" }, { "source": "2333", "target": "吃过早餐了吗?" }, { "source": "吃过早餐了吗?", "target": "吃了" }, { "source": "吃了", "target": "公主昨晚又熬夜了?" }, { "source": "可怜的娃二次。", "target": "无奈啊二次。" }, { "source": "六安那边有没有好玩的地方,这个过年真无聊啊", "target": "哈哈哈,红色六安欢迎你。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,红色六安欢迎你。。。", "target": "有没有好玩的地方介绍几个" }, { "source": "只有武汉站1680票,歌友会团的,您换吗", "target": "3.30号的" }, { "source": "3.30号的", "target": "我和朋友都有330和331的林距离票了,只差看台票" }, { "source": "你可以到丢东西的辖区派出所报案,让派出所开具介绍信,和办案民警一起到交通警察支队,调取当时录像。", "target": "中华大街那块属于路北派出所那边儿吗。" }, { "source": "祝福你们生日快乐", "target": "动态的" }, { "source": "动态的", "target": "我看的不动" }, { "source": "你家上班的路被淹了,你还是别来了这肯定是你听到的老板最动听的话", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "我大学四年都是两床被子啊,你还太年轻", "target": "大学四年马上完了都是一床被子,体格棒" }, { "source": "6:52是还没睡呢嚒", "target": "睡觉简直太难" }, { "source": "睡觉简直太难", "target": "别闹按西安这边来讲应该是起床了吧这边好少人熬夜" }, { "source": "最重要难得的是要是对一个人好就要一直好下去", "target": "如果不确定对方怎么想的怎么办" }, { "source": "如果不确定对方怎么想的怎么办", "target": "前提就是要确定啊你想一厢情愿么" }, { "source": "前提就是要确定啊你想一厢情愿么", "target": "关系确定了,但不晓得心呐" }, { "source": "气死了", "target": "我开始看炊事班的故事了" }, { "source": "知道你有人陪,不要再说了", "target": "其实涛涛昨天的飞机走了……轩轩还不知道……今天的七夕直播没有毛毛……如果轩轩走了…毛毛会一个人呆在宿舍里面……" }, { "source": "其实涛涛昨天的飞机走了……轩轩还不知道……今天的七夕直播没有毛毛……如果轩轩走了…毛毛会一个人呆在宿舍里面……", "target": "啥直播" }, { "source": "深夜放毒!", "target": "我饿了" }, { "source": "你问问度娘呀呀呀呀呀", "target": "人人" }, { "source": "来我家了怎么不来找我玩", "target": "怕今天见了周一见了腻啦" }, { "source": "怕今天见了周一见了腻啦", "target": "两次就腻啦?好伤心" }, { "source": "两次就腻啦?好伤心", "target": "星期一给你带礼物别人都没有展现我对你独有的爱" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈话说吃饭是甚么情况", "target": "就是搞很多台那种" }, { "source": "怎么样委婉拒绝前男友的和好??", "target": "直接了当" }, { "source": "你需要一剂强心剂", "target": "比如发一大笔钱。。。" }, { "source": "小手亮了", "target": "我知道是我手太好看了没事你不用说的这么直白" }, { "source": "我知道是我手太好看了没事你不用说的这么直白", "target": "是是,特别好看" }, { "source": "长头发乖", "target": "你也去接一个赛" }, { "source": "你也去接一个赛", "target": "我是长发啊,再接就及腰了" }, { "source": "豆花饭得贵州的最好吃", "target": "对对对!" }, { "source": "去了泰国,有木有神马泰囧的事发生?", "target": "一点也不囧~" }, { "source": "举手", "target": "辛苦" }, { "source": "哇我们一天生日", "target": "那你也很棒,几几年的" }, { "source": "让店员给你挑,趁机搭话聊天,要号码,", "target": "你挺有经验啊" }, { "source": "竹节虫", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "不喜欢一个人在家的感脚", "target": "你在那边也一个人住吧没事别出去雾霾太严重" }, { "source": "滤镜用的不错,拍的给赞", "target": "感觉得到了专业的认可" }, { "source": "感觉得到了专业的认可", "target": "不不。我是个业馀的" }, { "source": "先订到场地再说", "target": "订了您没空呢" }, { "source": "订了您没空呢", "target": "我有空的很" }, { "source": "给我新加一个小伙伴,你难道不愿意吗", "target": "真是好无聊,无聊到和你聊天" }, { "source": "找存在感,扑领母啊", "target": "深夜活抓潮汕人" }, { "source": "和喜欢的人在一起啦!!!", "target": "羡慕你99!!" }, { "source": "竹影和诗瘦,鹃啼裂秋幽。独坐空山外,对月诉心愁。", "target": "我觉得对月诉心忧好些你觉得呢" }, { "source": "黑色的拿手机的是你", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "我以为你是跳舞那个" }, { "source": "我以为你是跳舞那个", "target": "我是跳舞的那个啊跳舞的黑色是我" }, { "source": "我一句听不懂…难道你是日语专业?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "你女朋友得多丑啊", "target": "你要自信" }, { "source": "你要自信", "target": "你要自信" }, { "source": "烂斗,你转去结婚啊?", "target": "哪有,,我哥啦……我忙得时" }, { "source": "哪有,,我哥啦……我忙得时", "target": "你哥不是小孩都有了么" }, { "source": "你哥不是小孩都有了么", "target": "晕,两个哥哥啊" }, { "source": "回福州了吗??", "target": "25号回去咯" }, { "source": "我看成我十一的时候谈了十四个男朋友……", "target": "就你秀" }, { "source": "祝福你跟你男朋友早生贵子", "target": "谢谢你的祝福" }, { "source": "谢谢你的祝福", "target": "我还能说什么" }, { "source": "我还能说什么", "target": "你疯了" }, { "source": "你疯了", "target": "我看你能装多久" }, { "source": "你会不会因为我是会员和我交朋友呢", "target": "必须的必" }, { "source": "推送再也不可爱了再也不萌了推送你想想清楚", "target": "你啊" }, { "source": "减肥减肥", "target": "哈哈回来就不减啦保持体重就好了~~好吃的抵挡不住啊啊啊~~~" }, { "source": "哈哈回来就不减啦保持体重就好了~~好吃的抵挡不住啊啊啊~~~", "target": "我都饿死了" }, { "source": "我都饿死了", "target": "诶晚上没吃东西啊??快去冰箱里扣点出来呀!!" }, { "source": "诶晚上没吃东西啊??快去冰箱里扣点出来呀!!", "target": "减肥呀" }, { "source": "小皮衣美美的", "target": "头发看不出染过,我妈今天早上问我,听说你头发染过了?" }, { "source": "精虫上脑,恼羞成怒,怒发冲冠", "target": "关你屁事" }, { "source": "突然扎心", "target": "扎到哪儿了?难道你断签过?" }, { "source": "扎到哪儿了?难道你断签过?", "target": "大号没少断,气哭" }, { "source": "每次我们说话的内容都是那么猥琐……", "target": "大事..你们能说清楚点么..为啥我记不到皇上来追我啊" }, { "source": "阿啊啊你认识你们队24班的任何一个人吗", "target": "我就是24的……怎么了" }, { "source": "我就是24的……怎么了", "target": "本来想帮我朋友问下她男朋友今天怎么了不过呢现在应该不用了谢了哈" }, { "source": "本来想帮我朋友问下她男朋友今天怎么了不过呢现在应该不用了谢了哈", "target": "是谁" }, { "source": "是谁", "target": "我不知道他名字" }, { "source": "您好,您具体做了什么异常,导致手机开不了机了呢", "target": "下载以后重启发现开不了机,一直在开机画面显示" }, { "source": "坐车头比较安全。还可以看司机的车速", "target": "师兄教你,车头是最危险的位置" }, { "source": "灿烈铠甲是什么", "target": "我还以为我打错了!爆裂铠甲!" }, { "source": "我还以为我打错了!爆裂铠甲!", "target": "暴烈之甲" }, { "source": "我想要漂亮的鼻子", "target": "我还想要漂亮的五官捏" }, { "source": "我吃甜粽", "target": "你也一样" }, { "source": "这素颜,是要去干嘛?跳水吗", "target": "我是旱鸭子!!!跳水让我死吧。现在一素颜就要去跳水吗?" }, { "source": "我是旱鸭子!!!跳水让我死吧。现在一素颜就要去跳水吗?", "target": "呵呵,现在流行跳水" }, { "source": "呵呵,现在流行跳水", "target": "算了。我恐水" }, { "source": "你去南京了?", "target": "是啊工地搬砖" }, { "source": "尼基塔新的一季出了吗?", "target": "总共就四季,我之前只看到第三季结束" }, { "source": "男神不停换还行", "target": "管宽" }, { "source": "看不到脸的最后一张真美啊", "target": "678都是没有脸的好吗,要这样打击我" }, { "source": "678都是没有脸的好吗,要这样打击我", "target": "好好好。没脸的都很美!行了么" }, { "source": "大钊起来写论文了?", "target": "对终于起来了" }, { "source": "爱自己,多一点", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "我到底转不转", "target": "转!" }, { "source": "蓝莓", "target": "你好!我们撞头像了!我以为是我发的" }, { "source": "你好!我们撞头像了!我以为是我发的", "target": "有缘啊" }, { "source": "纯纯现在在哪上班?", "target": "城管阿" }, { "source": "高处不胜寒。", "target": "天冷加衣" }, { "source": "你有打电话???我卡都下了。你是不是打错了?呵呵、", "target": "不懂你说啥呢,打什么电话" }, { "source": "不懂你说啥呢,打什么电话", "target": "哦。没事了。" }, { "source": "是的!第一个球我看的都疯了!中间还有好多精彩的救球!", "target": "她能先飞到场外救一个然后立刻跑回三米线附近再鱼跃一个!!她那个救球我重放了好几遍" }, { "source": "她能先飞到场外救一个然后立刻跑回三米线附近再鱼跃一个!!她那个救球我重放了好几遍", "target": "恩!她真的是排球附体啊" }, { "source": "我也要宵夜", "target": "这么多才六十,快来!" }, { "source": "这么多才六十,快来!", "target": "我有奶奶的银耳汤" }, { "source": "我也要买这书看", "target": "看完了借给你看吧" }, { "source": "是不是得了肥胖症", "target": "我怀疑怕是" }, { "source": "早呀", "target": "刚吃了早餐" }, { "source": "不敢欺负你的,你那么强大", "target": "那下次要听我的话!!!" }, { "source": "那下次要听我的话!!!", "target": "你就想,我还没欺负够" }, { "source": "你就想,我还没欺负够", "target": "诅咒你,诅咒你吖!!!" }, { "source": "诅咒你,诅咒你吖!!!", "target": "不怕,不怕,有你垫背" }, { "source": "不怕,不怕,有你垫背", "target": "诅咒你手机不见了!!!" }, { "source": "诅咒你手机不见了!!!", "target": "我也诅咒你什么都见了" }, { "source": "我也诅咒你什么都见了", "target": "谢谢~~" }, { "source": "瘦到逆天了妹子", "target": "其实是我衣服穿的多胖的地方遮住了。" }, { "source": "回味无穷", "target": "差点回不来今天没有931" }, { "source": "差点回不来今天没有931", "target": "听说了-、-" }, { "source": "感觉你们毕业就结婚了哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈到时候结婚的话邀请你们都来嚯喜酒!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈到时候结婚的话邀请你们都来嚯喜酒!", "target": "哈哈哈哈那必须得要啊" }, { "source": "么么哒,谢谢你,不过馨予的性格比较好,也有才,你觉得她这幅画画的怎么样?", "target": "挺好的,我不懂国画,看上去挺好的" }, { "source": "挺好的,我不懂国画,看上去挺好的", "target": "今天过年没有出去玩吗" }, { "source": "今日份的段子。每次都是抱着看新段子的心态看树的手帐", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "这里需要有人献爱心", "target": "哈哈哈哈,你献给我还差不多" }, { "source": "耳环掉了", "target": "仔细" }, { "source": "好好想想你为什么会被打广告的盯上", "target": "梦里想" }, { "source": "p6其实也是甜的嘞生活里小小的幸福啊", "target": "也对哈,有喜欢的人心里就没那么苦了" }, { "source": "一切都是心,放下与拿起,都起决于心。", "target": "可我失去了那个不顾一切的理由,有心无力。" }, { "source": "生日快乐哦!", "target": "再次多谢!" }, { "source": "我女儿看着你这张照片一直笑", "target": "哇阔爱啊!" }, { "source": "哇阔爱啊!", "target": "你也阔爱" }, { "source": "看看对方,找到伴侣机会会多一些", "target": "真不多" }, { "source": "你现在在清华还是北大?", "target": "不是清华也不是北大学渣一枚" }, { "source": "不是清华也不是北大学渣一枚", "target": "总比现在还在乞讨的我好多了" }, { "source": "你奏鸟啊?糕富帅", "target": "跟你准备嫁妆撒" }, { "source": "跟你准备嫁妆撒", "target": "几满送来,坐等!!" }, { "source": "几满送来,坐等!!", "target": "2月30号··" }, { "source": "你的新表情显示不粗来。", "target": "目测是要更新了才能看到咯" }, { "source": "目测是要更新了才能看到咯", "target": "电脑看不到" }, { "source": "爱在哪在哪!还不如我初中给你写的那个什么信来得肉麻", "target": "天啦都认为你很珍贵了" }, { "source": "天啦都认为你很珍贵了", "target": "不应该是我最珍贵" }, { "source": "搬砖的日子不是应该很清苦么", "target": "还行" }, { "source": "快递大哥居然打电话给我帮我改地址人格魅力", "target": "快递大哥是同情你" }, { "source": "快递大哥是同情你", "target": "在欺负我我可不帮你祈祷下雨了啊" }, { "source": "在欺负我我可不帮你祈祷下雨了啊", "target": "你要是祈祷有用的话可赶紧的吧" }, { "source": "p1实在是你是真爱", "target": "妥妥的!" }, { "source": "背景歌是什么歌", "target": "她刚演完那个电视剧主题曲" }, { "source": "不是说好不转发吗?说好的低调呢?下次演唱会要罚你们加班到天亮。", "target": "呵天亮谁怕谁" }, { "source": "超级期待今晚好久不见的玥玥", "target": "啥节目?" }, { "source": "非常珍贵的回忆感谢永远年轻的五月天哥哥们", "target": "感谢感谢!" }, { "source": "化州晒死等等去南山寺", "target": "我也是呐" }, { "source": "原谅色系列", "target": "你怎么知道我被绿了" }, { "source": "因为最近没什么新的日剧吸引我的", "target": "==在学校的时候你也看韩剧啊--" }, { "source": "==在学校的时候你也看韩剧啊--", "target": "好看的我都看啊" }, { "source": "好看的我都看啊", "target": "是发我觉得这几年的都么以前的好看了" }, { "source": "无论友情还是爱情", "target": "嗯也有道理!" }, { "source": "嗯也有道理!", "target": "晚安博主" }, { "source": "晚安博主", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "258元那把天猫那里看的黑色手动三折的", "target": "谢谢请问小仙女打这个的时候能遮住腿和手臂吗" }, { "source": "谢谢请问小仙女打这个的时候能遮住腿和手臂吗", "target": "用了段时间,相比之前用的蕉下的伞小了一点,不能完全遮住脚和手臂。。" }, { "source": "啥时候!!!我5.7回去一次再一次", "target": "很好来澡我吧" }, { "source": "很好来澡我吧", "target": "嗯定下了哈我真去" }, { "source": "嗯定下了哈我真去", "target": "好哒~8号下午木有课呀木有课" }, { "source": "好哒~8号下午木有课呀木有课", "target": "到时候再联系着" }, { "source": "到时候再联系着", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你俩领证的日子", "target": "呦呵!妹妹也记得" }, { "source": "多穿点衣服撒", "target": "想穿羽绒服" }, { "source": "想穿羽绒服", "target": "穿!" }, { "source": "穿!", "target": "那冬天咋办" }, { "source": "多赏春日,人间四月天节日快乐", "target": "节日快乐" }, { "source": "哪里补的我也要看牙医", "target": "是私人的" }, { "source": "是私人的", "target": "什么路上" }, { "source": "什么路上", "target": "晚上上课再说" }, { "source": "单身狗吃的啥?", "target": "吃的泔水" }, { "source": "昨晚熬夜了起不来", "target": "早点睡吧" }, { "source": "早点睡吧", "target": "我已经醒了" }, { "source": "狐同学你无限次地在证明你的名字多么地与你相配!!", "target": "像咱这种表里如一的人你去哪里找啊!!!" }, { "source": "妞~烦躁一个看看", "target": "烦躁过了都~" }, { "source": "我饿了", "target": "还没吃饭??" }, { "source": "还没吃饭??", "target": "吃了又饿了" }, { "source": "吃了又饿了", "target": "吃嘛吃嘛我也饿了" }, { "source": "你刘海..", "target": "非常完美?怎么了?" }, { "source": "好好的一条咸鱼都给晒成咸鱼干了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈对啊!在太阳底下被烤熟了" }, { "source": "我体会到为什么年纪越大越不爱提年龄了,真的有点儿害怕变老的感觉了", "target": "不怕不怕,忘记年龄,别想着数字,心要年轻" }, { "source": "不怕不怕,忘记年龄,别想着数字,心要年轻", "target": "我总觉得我还二十几岁,转眼就三十几了" }, { "source": "我总觉得我还二十几岁,转眼就三十几了", "target": "数字都是形式,不要在乎啦~就是要一直这么年轻。我还一直觉得自己是十几岁,可也二十出头了" }, { "source": "数字都是形式,不要在乎啦~就是要一直这么年轻。我还一直觉得自己是十几岁,可也二十出头了", "target": "嗯,心态要保持年轻" }, { "source": "丽江好玩吗", "target": "你猜猜、" }, { "source": "你猜猜、", "target": "我猜好玩" }, { "source": "我猜好玩", "target": "那你来试试啊、" }, { "source": "那你来试试啊、", "target": "我真的想去旅游呢,不过是三亚" }, { "source": "大晚上的,别吓人", "target": "难道要像你一样白天出来吓人?" }, { "source": "哇回家了?", "target": "过了个中秋现在已经走啦" }, { "source": "小呆呆,你的衣服随便买就OK的~等你回来哦", "target": "恩耗子和我说了哈哈" }, { "source": "这个姐姐好漂亮", "target": "原来你喜欢这一款" }, { "source": "我又不是苏打绿", "target": "爱啊" }, { "source": "爱啊", "target": "你爱我吗" }, { "source": "你爱我吗", "target": "比你滴另一半更爱你" }, { "source": "比你滴另一半更爱你", "target": "我没有另一半" }, { "source": "我没有另一半", "target": "凄~" }, { "source": "凄~", "target": "她走了" }, { "source": "她走了", "target": "快去追阿" }, { "source": "快去追阿", "target": "感觉失去了就不能挽回了" }, { "source": "感觉失去了就不能挽回了", "target": "何苦折磨自己" }, { "source": "何苦折磨自己", "target": "放不开手" }, { "source": "放不开手", "target": "你得先回答我,你最喜欢谁" }, { "source": "哈哈。谁让你要吃排队的饭呢", "target": "这个...是□○啦!!!" }, { "source": "你穿裙子了????????", "target": "我这么可爱,不应该穿裙子嘛" }, { "source": "我这么可爱,不应该穿裙子嘛", "target": "可爱的人都穿开裆裤哦" }, { "source": "可爱的人都穿开裆裤哦", "target": "我是不穿开裆裤的小可爱" }, { "source": "此时此刻只想说爱你爱你爱你", "target": "毛不易" }, { "source": "毛不易", "target": "宝贝" }, { "source": "宝贝", "target": "嘛呢?" }, { "source": "嘛呢?", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "都是国家分配的男票吗为什么不给我分配一个", "target": "国家分配?在这了" }, { "source": "我用的就是华为,苏宁又来大礼包了。", "target": "我喜欢。" }, { "source": "这个手机壳下方是不是有个福字", "target": "嗯嗯,是呀~" }, { "source": "早~", "target": "漂亮的人早就起来了" }, { "source": "漂亮的人早就起来了", "target": "是说我嘛" }, { "source": "南京中午是二婚晚上是头婚,不远处的常州正好是倒过来的,地区不一样风俗不一样,一强调反而让人误会了……", "target": "好像是的,一般都中午开始办婚宴" }, { "source": "红红火火哈哈我今天也要上台", "target": "我还要三个舞呢,还要签到。。。还要好多好多。。。累死了" }, { "source": "丑陋的我", "target": "美的你" }, { "source": "竹君!元宵节快乐!", "target": "竹:元宵节快乐!" }, { "source": "为什么一条有尾巴一条没有", "target": "豆子埋起来了" }, { "source": "豆子埋起来了", "target": "是你吞了吧" }, { "source": "锻炼了还不开心?", "target": "不锻炼的时候不开心" }, { "source": "不锻炼的时候不开心", "target": "那为什么?" }, { "source": "那为什么?", "target": "反正就不开心" }, { "source": "快告诉我你怎么瘦的", "target": "我知道!拔牙" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈他找不到女友是有原因的", "target": "万老师好就好在老实实在不浮夸" }, { "source": "万老师好就好在老实实在不浮夸", "target": "夸他又要骄傲得飞起来" }, { "source": "夸他又要骄傲得飞起来", "target": "不会的因为平常都太好意思夸他" }, { "source": "不会的因为平常都太好意思夸他", "target": "我读不懂你这句话" }, { "source": "我读不懂你这句话", "target": "少了一个字原谅一个改卷改昏头的人" }, { "source": "少了一个字原谅一个改卷改昏头的人", "target": "又考试了?辛苦辛苦么么" }, { "source": "又考试了?辛苦辛苦么么", "target": "月考折腾小可爱起的早啊乖" }, { "source": "月考折腾小可爱起的早啊乖", "target": "每天这个时候自然醒好久没听到月考这个词" }, { "source": "每天这个时候自然醒好久没听到月考这个词", "target": "额期中考试还是有的吧" }, { "source": "额期中考试还是有的吧", "target": "有哦还有观摩哈哈哈" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "恭喜?" }, { "source": "恭喜?", "target": "你不是要当爹了吗" }, { "source": "你不是要当爹了吗", "target": "这想象力也恐怕只有你了吧" }, { "source": "这想象力也恐怕只有你了吧", "target": "没有啊!我都是照阅读理解来分析的" }, { "source": "网瘾少女", "target": "感觉戒不了了" }, { "source": "可是该怎么证明自己的选择是正确的,哪怕不被喜欢,最起码被理解接受也好啊", "target": "那个我有点晕圈,你是不是要证明给家里人看你喜欢的人就是你一直找的那个人还是别的事情啊。" }, { "source": "那个我有点晕圈,你是不是要证明给家里人看你喜欢的人就是你一直找的那个人还是别的事情啊。", "target": "这不是听灵光的嘛!就是要向家人证明我喜欢的人是很优秀的" }, { "source": "这不是听灵光的嘛!就是要向家人证明我喜欢的人是很优秀的", "target": "你们现在都在学习,那就让他用自己的还有你的成绩来证明他很优秀,你们现在恋爱可以互帮互助,为了你们的以后共同努力。还有就是你们现在是高三也不用急于证明,熬过高考之后上了大学家里人管的就少了,你们也稍微自由一些。男人需要用自己的实力来证明我可以给你幸福。" }, { "source": "你们现在都在学习,那就让他用自己的还有你的成绩来证明他很优秀,你们现在恋爱可以互帮互助,为了你们的以后共同努力。还有就是你们现在是高三也不用急于证明,熬过高考之后上了大学家里人管的就少了,你们也稍微自由一些。男人需要用自己的实力来证明我可以给你幸福。", "target": "谢谢你啊,很忠恳。但其实。。。你可能误会了,我们并没有在一起。" }, { "source": "谢谢你啊,很忠恳。但其实。。。你可能误会了,我们并没有在一起。", "target": "啊,没在一起啊。" }, { "source": "啊,没在一起啊。", "target": "是啊,所以说这样的一盆冷水泼到的是我的坚持。" }, { "source": "你的海拔就在那里了我是矮还要穿平底", "target": "我朋友比你还矮,还不是照样穿平底,哪样舒服就哪样穿,何必苦了自己!" }, { "source": "快乐呦", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你失身了", "target": "什么哦,是男老师" }, { "source": "什么哦,是男老师", "target": "失身" }, { "source": "16+的该怎么办", "target": "吹牛皮" }, { "source": "快问我喜欢吃啥水果", "target": "你喜欢吃啥?" }, { "source": "你喜欢吃啥?", "target": "我喜欢吃切好的水果" }, { "source": "我喜欢吃切好的水果", "target": "嗯,很好。我也喜欢。" }, { "source": "其实只是来看看给你种的橘子树有橘子了没", "target": "还不是你不浇水" }, { "source": "快结婚", "target": "她会骂你484傻" }, { "source": "她会骂你484傻", "target": "她不会骂我的" }, { "source": "她不会骂我的", "target": "哪来的自信" }, { "source": "哪来的自信", "target": "我的男神熊可不是拿来凶的!" }, { "source": "我的男神熊可不是拿来凶的!", "target": "变脸真快" }, { "source": "变脸真快", "target": "????我对我男神可是一直很和蔼" }, { "source": "????我对我男神可是一直很和蔼", "target": "对我一点也不和蔼" }, { "source": "对我一点也不和蔼", "target": "对你和蔼啥???" }, { "source": "字好丑,写的也不咋样。演员的文化水平亟待提高!", "target": "好丑啊" }, { "source": "体重怎么样啦!!!", "target": "这周没吃了" }, { "source": "这周没吃了", "target": "还没吃完???" }, { "source": "有没这么夸丫?曾小贤可是哥的偶像丫。。。", "target": "真的好像…" }, { "source": "你给我买个买菜包呗", "target": "你背的不就是吗" }, { "source": "你背的不就是吗", "target": "才不是根本装不下好不啦" }, { "source": "才不是根本装不下好不啦", "target": "你的胃那么小" }, { "source": "你的胃那么小", "target": "你大呀所以给我买大的不然你吃不饱" }, { "source": "哇哦,看到了!陈同学真是太有想象力了。。。南宁,繁体字怎么就这么好看!", "target": "对啊~但是看到杏红这么写顿时雷到了~不过看下去后发现他太可爱了~南宁我一字觉得很好听~写起来写好看~谢谢你也这么认为。" }, { "source": "对啊~但是看到杏红这么写顿时雷到了~不过看下去后发现他太可爱了~南宁我一字觉得很好听~写起来写好看~谢谢你也这么认为。", "target": "哦吼吼吼吼,不要客气啦~~下回去你家那里玩呀,寻找一下陈同学的足迹,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "看来你对火鸡面着迷的很", "target": "曾经买过一箱的我现在很克制了" }, { "source": "小仙女终于杀回来了太美了真的太美了!佳佳简直就是逆生长呀", "target": "告诉你,后面六张只涂了口红" }, { "source": "告诉你,后面六张只涂了口红", "target": "口红是?" }, { "source": "多关注我就好~", "target": "一直在!!加油!!衣服超好看!!" }, { "source": "赶快找个人结婚", "target": "遇见合适的自然会哦。" }, { "source": "飞这里来吗。", "target": "你飞到我这来好了" }, { "source": "你飞到我这来好了", "target": "你在哪" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "现在在杭州呢来嘛来嘛" }, { "source": "希望你扶扶老弱病残可以,不该扶的别扶", "target": "晕!什么是不该扶?" }, { "source": "晕!什么是不该扶?", "target": "有手有脚年纪轻轻但生活贫困的不该扶,难道不是吗???" }, { "source": "你眼角的星星是纹上去的嘛", "target": "是画的" }, { "source": "初二下学期好不啦", "target": "我初三复读了一年……高三又复读了一年……如果正常发展下去,我可是你大三的学长啊,小学妹" }, { "source": "我初三复读了一年……高三又复读了一年……如果正常发展下去,我可是你大三的学长啊,小学妹", "target": "我X。。。。" }, { "source": "姐姐有点像马思纯嘿", "target": "有吗" }, { "source": "其实你就是喜欢男二,说的都是废话", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。一语中的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。一语中的", "target": "本来就是,说得好像大义凛然一样" }, { "source": "来吧来吧新朋友", "target": "来呀来呀" }, { "source": "宝贝四生日快乐呀~~", "target": "夏目呀" }, { "source": "夏目呀", "target": "满心啊~" }, { "source": "习惯习惯就好", "target": "恩,习惯真是个可怕的东西" }, { "source": "刚下班没吃晚饭等公交车⋯", "target": "减肥……!" }, { "source": "减肥……!", "target": "上了一整天赏点儿饭吃呗⋯" }, { "source": "胖纸,我好想你没有你的冬天我怎么活", "target": "我是多会散发热量。。。" }, { "source": "我是多会散发热量。。。", "target": "你暖和嘛。我有空去看你" }, { "source": "你暖和嘛。我有空去看你", "target": "好呀好呀~" }, { "source": "好呀好呀~", "target": "嗯嗯。" }, { "source": "我出去春游嘻嘻嘻", "target": "哇你好可爱啊!" }, { "source": "说了这么久了,你饿不?我下面给你吃哦?", "target": "我已经吃过饭了啊,怎么办?" }, { "source": "我已经吃过饭了啊,怎么办?", "target": "你吃了什么" }, { "source": "匆匆那年", "target": "是!你也看" }, { "source": "是!你也看", "target": "早都看完了" }, { "source": "早都看完了", "target": "是,但是16集我看了三遍" }, { "source": "是,但是16集我看了三遍", "target": "太虐心" }, { "source": "太虐心", "target": "它的小说比电视剧要好" }, { "source": "它的小说比电视剧要好", "target": "貌似小说没连续剧好,更虐心" }, { "source": "求记录", "target": "不敢晒" }, { "source": "乱世为王,就需要曹丕的气魄啊,这剧曹植一言难尽简直败笔", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "女朋友会给你一百块吗", "target": "谢谢你哟。。。。下次还要加上我,一定哟" }, { "source": "谢谢你哟。。。。下次还要加上我,一定哟", "target": "好吧就今晚" }, { "source": "田子坊在那里", "target": "上海," }, { "source": "好羡慕,我明年也要跟着妳!", "target": "哈哈~好好努力吧" }, { "source": "哈哈!~有第二季的希望么?还好我才刚刚开始看~~~还有好多集好多集可以慢慢来~~嘻嘻~~~", "target": "韩版现在还不知道谁要上。消息说是已经开始接触了。确实年初开始播到现在很火啊!接了各种广告。不然也不会韩版才播了半年国内就引进了。" }, { "source": "在座各位不要嫉妒这话是跟我说的没错", "target": "啵啵啦啵啵" }, { "source": "晚安~小飞~", "target": "该起了,大太阳~" }, { "source": "该起了,大太阳~", "target": "这些天起的越来越晚了" }, { "source": "你的手机名称前缀很酷", "target": "一直这么酷" }, { "source": "如果他抓到你,他就把你嘿嘿嘿", "target": "哈哈哈好呀好呀" }, { "source": "你为什么要把你自己遮住?", "target": "因为丑" }, { "source": "下次的我就要提前攒好钱了?!!!!!!!", "target": "好喔!!下次的一定会比这次提高很多" }, { "source": "好喔!!下次的一定会比这次提高很多", "target": "我就是那个想用花呗没用成的那个~" }, { "source": "第一个484高中里和你一直一起的那个女生?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "比心", "target": "咱俩多久没合照过了" }, { "source": "咱俩多久没合照过了", "target": "看头像就知道咯" }, { "source": "见完师父这么激动", "target": "师傅以为我是你" }, { "source": "师傅以为我是你", "target": "怎么会" }, { "source": "怎么会", "target": "会会的" }, { "source": "求方法", "target": "因为戒酒了" }, { "source": "因为戒酒了", "target": "啊?我想知道怎么练" }, { "source": "啊?我想知道怎么练", "target": "前提不喝酒我就瘦了然后身体不太好就每晚跑步早起没吃饭之前做三十个一组的两头起三组" }, { "source": "前提不喝酒我就瘦了然后身体不太好就每晚跑步早起没吃饭之前做三十个一组的两头起三组", "target": "没吃饭之前做啥子?啥子?啥子" }, { "source": "没吃饭之前做啥子?啥子?啥子", "target": "回来我练成了还有那个比基尼胯我出一个教程" }, { "source": "回来我练成了还有那个比基尼胯我出一个教程", "target": "比基尼胯是什么鬼" }, { "source": "比基尼胯是什么鬼", "target": "我忘了是比基尼什么了" }, { "source": "自动铅笔", "target": "需要买铅?" }, { "source": "需要买铅?", "target": "不然呢" }, { "source": "跪了,我只有你一个狗哦", "target": "你回复的太晚了!你自行了断吧" }, { "source": "你回复的太晚了!你自行了断吧", "target": "不晚哦,很快哦,小可爱哦" }, { "source": "不晚哦,很快哦,小可爱哦", "target": "辣鸡" }, { "source": "所以太太的意思是假设女主三年前在自己时间线碰到男主,并和男主开始联系的话,三年后男主和女主都在东京的时候开始交换身体就会导致同一时间线同一地点出现两个女主的意思吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "高清的显示效果如何?和传统电视有明显差距么?", "target": "没啥区别,只是使用上方便很多" }, { "source": "你呢?", "target": "你猜猜。。。" }, { "source": "之前总是觉得往上吹干的快发现每次刘海都少了好多哈哈不能往上吹", "target": "往下吹我更找不到我的刘海啦哈哈哈因为真的很少只有几根" }, { "source": "失恋了?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "还能不是么" }, { "source": "为啥要我留长", "target": "不是正好留着呢吗。长的好看" }, { "source": "不是正好留着呢吗。长的好看", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "霓娜总给人一股淡淡的忧伤感觉……", "target": "所谓的忧郁气质" }, { "source": "威海好棒的样子,好喜欢", "target": "可以来玩哦。" }, { "source": "可以来玩哦。", "target": "一定会去的" }, { "source": "娃啊,你下礼拜还来不?", "target": "去--" }, { "source": "去--", "target": "我要这礼拜还没买,下礼拜拉你去" }, { "source": "我要这礼拜还没买,下礼拜拉你去", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "真幸福!我一天得累死!回家没多少时间看了!", "target": "我现在是太清闲" }, { "source": "我现在是太清闲", "target": "好生羡慕!" }, { "source": "你的大脸照,我收藏,我们的两年之约做对比", "target": "两年后你奕姐会整容归来…吓死你!" }, { "source": "打电话", "target": "约炮神卡!" }, { "source": "约炮神卡!", "target": "2000一炮!" }, { "source": "2000一炮!", "target": "网络极品红人!!" }, { "source": "眼睛有时候是会骗人的``!", "target": "这话说的好伤感。" }, { "source": "这话说的好伤感。", "target": "大家都是这么说的```,事实!" }, { "source": "我来修行", "target": "看出来了,小仙女么,这不是" }, { "source": "看出来了,小仙女么,这不是", "target": "我在海边吃冰雹" }, { "source": "我在海边吃冰雹", "target": "哇,巨难受" }, { "source": "哇,巨难受", "target": "你在看书吗" }, { "source": "你在看书吗", "target": "捣腾吉他" }, { "source": "捣腾吉他", "target": "要给妹子弹吗" }, { "source": "要给妹子弹吗", "target": "享受民谣,哈哈哈,这个*装得" }, { "source": "享受民谣,哈哈哈,这个*装得", "target": "我也很喜欢民谣啊" }, { "source": "我也很喜欢民谣啊", "target": "不过我唱歌不好听" }, { "source": "不过我唱歌不好听", "target": "不可能吧" }, { "source": "不可能吧", "target": "天生没有一口好嗓子" }, { "source": "天生没有一口好嗓子", "target": "录一段听听" }, { "source": "我不去上班", "target": "我上班没钱" }, { "source": "我上班没钱", "target": "已经不上班快一个月了" }, { "source": "我的10.2.1越狱了无所畏惧", "target": "怎么弄,是不是直接下载那个固件,我是11.3" }, { "source": "别再瘦了", "target": "比毕业的时候又瘦5斤" }, { "source": "冬天就是养肥的节奏。来年开春.......", "target": "宰了吃吗!!" }, { "source": "宰了吃吗!!", "target": "我有那么残忍么?我可舍不得宰了,顶多卖了。" }, { "source": "老干妈是哪个", "target": "还记得朋友圈那曲扇子舞?" }, { "source": "还记得朋友圈那曲扇子舞?", "target": "哦晓得了" }, { "source": "还想结婚", "target": "那你赶紧找" }, { "source": "那你赶紧找", "target": "我加油" }, { "source": "考证书?加油也要证书?", "target": "不是加油的,是那些主管啊,站长要考" }, { "source": "原谅他,嗯,好久不见,状态挺不错嘛", "target": "原谅他……………………谁原谅我啊…………我状态不错还是你状态不错啊……" }, { "source": "原谅他……………………谁原谅我啊…………我状态不错还是你状态不错啊……", "target": "我原谅你哇我说你状态不错。" }, { "source": "我原谅你哇我说你状态不错。", "target": "那还好……我的状态不怎么样哦……说的是你吧!" }, { "source": "那还好……我的状态不怎么样哦……说的是你吧!", "target": "我状态也不行昨晚还失眠" }, { "source": "我状态也不行昨晚还失眠", "target": "不会是想我想到失眠吧!" }, { "source": "一年想一次", "target": "还有点想朔州的大虾" }, { "source": "还有点想朔州的大虾", "target": "等我回去吃太原大虾" }, { "source": "老王你背着老樊有女人了", "target": "小阿姨你不要小看我跟老樊的感情" }, { "source": "去的时候叫我,我去把你领走", "target": "劳资是个要火的人怎么能随随便便跟人走怎么也得先来点绯闻啊" }, { "source": "天天出差,每个城市都可以艳遇下,多么好啊,全国各地帅哥都可以见识下多好的工作", "target": "汗!!你想男人想疯了!" }, { "source": "汗!!你想男人想疯了!", "target": "没有啊,我没有想啊,就是觉得你去肯定有艳遇啊,和我有啥关系" }, { "source": "没有啊,我没有想啊,就是觉得你去肯定有艳遇啊,和我有啥关系", "target": "肯定有!" }, { "source": "肯定有!", "target": "嘿嘿,真好" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,真好", "target": "我说你!" }, { "source": "工作没两天也要两年了哇", "target": "再有两天,工作也两年了" }, { "source": "再有两天,工作也两年了", "target": "真快" }, { "source": "家族直招经纪合作。有兴趣么?", "target": "什么平台" }, { "source": "什么平台", "target": "逗趣" }, { "source": "明天加油不要紧张", "target": "哈哈,我怎么可能紧张。艺考的时候都把高考那些过场走过了~习惯了!" }, { "source": "哈哈,我怎么可能紧张。艺考的时候都把高考那些过场走过了~习惯了!", "target": "那就好。眼睛只说飘" }, { "source": "???我怎么没有看到你发的消息", "target": "不知道啊…昨天早上的!我好好好好伤心,你不看群消息" }, { "source": "发现了吗?莫名其妙无端端咒骂你的人其实并没有那么不喜欢你,甚至也并没有那么在乎你⋯他们不满的其实是自己的生活。自己过得不开心顺手找个人骂骂可能会觉得舒服点儿。他不过是拿你舒压,你也不必太在意,更没必要把他的压力拣到自己身上。有时候被骂也是种"积德善举",这样一想,是不是舒服多了?", "target": "你知道船为什么会在海中迷航吗?是因为罗盘和指南针出了问题没有了方向而姗姗知道自己要什么有自己的方向所以不会迷航" }, { "source": "有木有勇气也那些年错过的爱情", "target": "木有。哈哈哈。。" }, { "source": "嗨,新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "我胸上有个疤痕,缝了6针。男友说,很像6个人在划龙舟", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你男盆友真有意思" }, { "source": "前几天到北京出差,在一家东北饺子店吃了差不多一盘半的饺子,结果下午飞机撑到了。", "target": "饭量太小!" }, { "source": "嗯啊超级不愿意涂防晒我", "target": "只要不一直在外待着不涂也没事。我除了脸哪里也不想涂。" }, { "source": "你不是刚发了要跑步", "target": "我还说要减肥呢" }, { "source": "刚拔完牙又去箍牙啊?", "target": "昨天拔完,周日就要箍了" }, { "source": "昨天拔完,周日就要箍了", "target": "你的拔牙时为了你箍牙做准备的吗?" }, { "source": "你的拔牙时为了你箍牙做准备的吗?", "target": "对啊,要不然拔牙干嘛啊,为了箍牙必须拔牙啊" }, { "source": "我为什么会知道", "target": "那谁知道" }, { "source": "那谁知道", "target": "那谁是谁" }, { "source": "那谁是谁", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "请把你猜介绍给我" }, { "source": "你就懒死吧", "target": "是啊我需要冬眠哈哈" }, { "source": "致电苹果4006668800,人工客服申请退款,我的退回来了", "target": "我刚打了,也退了,唉,不敢再充了" }, { "source": "你犯规不和我去看电影", "target": "我打完工必须和你看电影" }, { "source": "今天早上起床觉得自己有点上火了...", "target": "原来是上火的关系,我今天觉得自己的脸多了很多痘痘,百思不得其解。。。。" }, { "source": "手机党无力观看……", "target": "说的貌似不是马鞍山...." }, { "source": "我第一台还是有显示屏的呢你弱爆了", "target": "我是老人家嘛" }, { "source": "我是老人家嘛", "target": "还是一部用AA电池的数码相机" }, { "source": "这个包包好看诶", "target": "要不要买!" }, { "source": "从此一个人生活晚安", "target": "怎么啦" }, { "source": "我一道大题想了半个钟后果断放弃", "target": "我心闭啊" }, { "source": "乌村好玩吗?你是买的哪种乌村套餐啊?还是只有门票?我也准备去,请教一下", "target": "乌村有几种套餐,100元是纯观光,只是看看,380里面含餐和活动,还有430乌村和西栅联游等……还可以住在乌村,780起一个人,一价全包,几乎不用花啥钱了,还包含西栅门票……感兴趣看一下乌镇官网吧" }, { "source": "女神就给我吧~我超想你的。", "target": "你多少天没理我了想我个屁" }, { "source": "你多少天没理我了想我个屁", "target": "…心里在想!这两天刚回家忙着亲戚同学…" }, { "source": "…心里在想!这两天刚回家忙着亲戚同学…", "target": "你何止回家两天了" }, { "source": "你何止回家两天了", "target": "…周一才到潼关的女神要怎么才能证明我的心" }, { "source": "…周一才到潼关的女神要怎么才能证明我的心", "target": "你已经不爱我了我们分手吧" }, { "source": "你已经不爱我了我们分手吧", "target": "我们就没有在一起过啊" }, { "source": "自带,租地方成吗?", "target": "应该可以,可以打电话问问" }, { "source": "应该可以,可以打电话问问", "target": "有电话吗?" }, { "source": "我以为你贴双眼皮了呢太美了", "target": "我都说了这不是我'不是我" }, { "source": "不奇怪的,我在大街上看到别人这样子我反而觉得好酷", "target": "我还要上学怕老师说我头发奇异" }, { "source": "我还要上学怕老师说我头发奇异", "target": "奇异啥呀,不烫不染我朋友也这样,高中" }, { "source": "对对…辽足赢球了…很赞!多不容易呢~", "target": "据说你去看了?" }, { "source": "据说你去看了?", "target": "是的呢~不是据说!" }, { "source": "57kg的我你觉得我是不是该诅咒你?", "target": "你比我高" }, { "source": "你比我高", "target": "嗯高4cm然后一公分3kg嘛?(咆哮)" }, { "source": "嗯高4cm然后一公分3kg嘛?(咆哮)", "target": "你不167么?" }, { "source": "你不167么?", "target": "不要转移我的仇恨我的仇恨还在体重上!专注体重!" }, { "source": "多下工地,多走路上班就好了", "target": "下不了" }, { "source": "你要怎样才不娶她,你说", "target": "你们想把我老婆怎样?" }, { "source": "你们想把我老婆怎样?", "target": "明明是我的" }, { "source": "这是穿短袖的季节", "target": "你那当然是短袖" }, { "source": "我每天都睡不够,坐车都是在睡觉", "target": "那你莫哪天被拐了啦" }, { "source": "不要再装嫩了,好吗?你都二十了。是真的觉得自己很漂亮吗?搞笑啊!", "target": "你都二十了我能理解你说这种话毕竟你才三岁" }, { "source": "正宗西安女子现在正在吃凉皮", "target": "你们这凉皮原来长这样,我们这卖的西安凉皮不长这样啊" }, { "source": "可爱饼", "target": "可胖饼" }, { "source": "好一朵美丽的茉莉花", "target": "又香又白人人夸哪儿白了" }, { "source": "新郎傻很", "target": "新娘开心就是,新郎傻就傻了" }, { "source": "新娘开心就是,新郎傻就傻了", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有个妹子说录音是闭麦的我下载了而且双方并没有闭麦", "target": "弄清楚前因后果。嘟嘟给伦桑打电话,伦桑那时候在小窝没有闭麦,两个人开麦讲的电话,不排除小窝妹子有录音。后来,嘟嘟要求伦桑闭麦,伦桑闭麦了,小窝妹子不知道后来他们讲了什么,但是那之后嘟嘟录音了。明白吗?嘟嘟放出来的录音也只是期中的一个电话,他给伦桑打了很多个电话好吗!" }, { "source": "哥哥下午好!", "target": "太无语了" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "友友好" }, { "source": "友友好", "target": "诚谢好友:晚安" }, { "source": "你会说话吗?", "target": "我……" }, { "source": "蛋糕是自己做的吧", "target": "同事的妹妹做的,花钱定制的" }, { "source": "还不肥上海这么长的假期是要逆天了嘛~", "target": "哪里长了嘛。。哈哈" }, { "source": "城管来啦〜", "target": "收摊" }, { "source": "收摊", "target": "你两谁主意?然后一拍即合〜〜" }, { "source": "看明日之子", "target": "一杯敬明天…唱不下去了" }, { "source": "一杯敬明天…唱不下去了", "target": "一杯一杯的咕噜咕噜的" }, { "source": "小妹你真的好敬业几乎晚上都熬夜看球向你致敬", "target": "谢谢啦我只是由于身体原因感冒说不出话录不了节目感到愧疚只能陪大家多看几场啦" }, { "source": "我睡着了", "target": "哈我今天才回家特殊情况我可以到十二点哦明天休息" }, { "source": "哈我今天才回家特殊情况我可以到十二点哦明天休息", "target": "我明天还上班呢" }, { "source": "我明天还上班呢", "target": "怎么都走了呀" }, { "source": "怎么都走了呀", "target": "我在么" }, { "source": "手机是重点吗", "target": "你的月饼脸是重点" }, { "source": "“现在的女孩子不努力将来可是要结婚的!”", "target": "太对了!!!自己有能力,就算嫁,也是嫁给爱情。" }, { "source": "过年胖了。", "target": "今天我把二七塔的臭豆腐吃了个遍" }, { "source": "今天我把二七塔的臭豆腐吃了个遍", "target": "最近人是不是少点儿了" }, { "source": "年后什么时候约一波啊啊啊", "target": "8号之前都可以啊啊啊" }, { "source": "北方人是不是一天不吃面食都很难受啊?", "target": "也不是啊难道你们一天不吃米饭会难受?" }, { "source": "也不是啊难道你们一天不吃米饭会难受?", "target": "东北人一天不吃米饭约等于一天没吃饭" }, { "source": "东北人一天不吃米饭约等于一天没吃饭", "target": "没毛病。" }, { "source": "天天嘻嘻哈哈的是傻纸会不开心才是正常的好么,那人有病。", "target": "哈哈,做人不要太热情就不那么容易被冷漠,你是深夜厨娘为我熬鸡汤么?" }, { "source": "我最近总在半梦半醒之间……", "target": "是不是你太累了?要好好照顾自己啊" }, { "source": "超市偶遇!!送我上去让林狗可劲儿恨我!!!", "target": "诶我!!!!!" }, { "source": "冬天妥妥的", "target": "抗寒。保暖。" }, { "source": "胃疼", "target": "。。。怎么又" }, { "source": "。。。怎么又", "target": "因为昨天吃了火锅" }, { "source": "冻死你", "target": "就脖子冷" }, { "source": "二次集齐五福了", "target": "爱国富强可以换换友善么" }, { "source": "你去大连干嘛", "target": "准备回家过年呀!" }, { "source": "准备回家过年呀!", "target": "你是大连的啊" }, { "source": "嘿嘿画艺不精别见怪", "target": "画的真的好呢哦,," }, { "source": "你眼睛不好用", "target": "你没脑子" }, { "source": "减肥的人已经不吃米面很久了", "target": "每天的标配早饭就是小面豆浆鸡蛋" }, { "source": "每天的标配早饭就是小面豆浆鸡蛋", "target": "你不吸收的体质无压力" }, { "source": "天啊好美!大家都去韩国玩咯会热吗?", "target": "热哭了" }, { "source": "你回家干嘛", "target": "开轰趴" }, { "source": "开轰趴", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "哦我的小可爱你也太萌了~啵啵~", "target": "你也!" }, { "source": "这个电影真的是太可爱了啊。都燃起了我的少女心", "target": "说的没错哟" }, { "source": "长春的真心没有吉林市的好吃", "target": "唉,长春当年也是蛮火爆的,后来就越做越完蛋,现在都没什么人去了。。。" }, { "source": "男人咋就不能温柔了?", "target": "哥们儿如果在我脆弱的时候抱我,我会觉得他有病" }, { "source": "哥们儿如果在我脆弱的时候抱我,我会觉得他有病", "target": "哈哈哈哈友尽" }, { "source": "介是什么酒?", "target": "野格和伏特加" }, { "source": "野格和伏特加", "target": "你们要疯" }, { "source": "又去看话剧啦~", "target": "妹儿过生,巴到看的~~" }, { "source": "妹儿过生,巴到看的~~", "target": "你们那边下雨没有?" }, { "source": "我还记得大一军训时有人喊过你的名字,一转眼大四了。", "target": "喊我名字?" }, { "source": "喊我名字?", "target": "有人喊!" }, { "source": "………我不能想象没有刘海还不是中分或者偏分的发型", "target": "是偏分,发梢都差不多长,平时都直接绑马尾巴,所以没有头发帘" }, { "source": "是偏分,发梢都差不多长,平时都直接绑马尾巴,所以没有头发帘", "target": "没刘海挺好的,不然化点妆分分钟刘海油………" }, { "source": "可爱!!!", "target": "嘻嘻," }, { "source": "怎么换头像了,最近发生什么事了?心情不好?", "target": "赶戏赶哭了" }, { "source": "你这大半夜的,发神马感慨呢", "target": "呵呵,弱弱的问一句,感慨是否一定要挑时间来发呢?其实这是馀英时的感慨,我调整了一下文字,缩减到140字,还是没地方署他的名。" }, { "source": "呵呵,弱弱的问一句,感慨是否一定要挑时间来发呢?其实这是馀英时的感慨,我调整了一下文字,缩减到140字,还是没地方署他的名。", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "嗯呢", "target": "对联是亮点。看一次就记住了。" }, { "source": "对联是亮点。看一次就记住了。", "target": "嗯,明了" }, { "source": "哇,掀开裙子会不会有惊喜", "target": "你问问她" }, { "source": "你问问她", "target": "假装是女装大佬不好吗" }, { "source": "你又不胖减个屁呢", "target": "我胖呢!" }, { "source": "我胖呢!", "target": "你胖不胖我又不是不知道,别和我墨迹" }, { "source": "你胖不胖我又不是不知道,别和我墨迹", "target": "哼我胖" }, { "source": "做个努力的人就好、、管他是大神还是浮云", "target": "说得好" }, { "source": "你在哪?我也在!!!", "target": "最后一排,话剧社给你的相册还在我那呢。" }, { "source": "哎哟原来是去当车模了?", "target": "就小艺艺。。她是去给车模陪衬去了思密达~~~" }, { "source": "就小艺艺。。她是去给车模陪衬去了思密达~~~", "target": "就你那语气我也觉得是滴" }, { "source": "我经常会想,要是不分手我们会是什么样子。", "target": "我经常想当初不和你在一起多好。" }, { "source": "我经常想当初不和你在一起多好。", "target": "当初不认识你多好~" }, { "source": "和你聊天了", "target": "啥?" }, { "source": "欢迎!!!!!", "target": "谢谢你帮我传相册!" }, { "source": "精致的贵族", "target": "我才不是!" }, { "source": "怎么了?胖子?我发现了啊,你有秘密", "target": "哪有了,我啥不跟你说。" }, { "source": "纯粹而美好,不被打扰", "target": "对~就一个人静静的~内心悄悄地放肆" }, { "source": "饭姐你要加热了啦", "target": "赞助一个微波炉吧" }, { "source": "赞助一个微波炉吧", "target": "微波炉太速成了吧" }, { "source": "微波炉太速成了吧", "target": "。。。那是要怎样" }, { "source": "这家羊肉串卖得够大", "target": "明明是个大腰子。" }, { "source": "我只想有猫", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "鹿晗骑自行车的架式亮了", "target": "小时候我也这么干过" }, { "source": "我明天去看,我给你说,我昨天看到第2集都不想睡觉喔,现在好想看可惜我在家……我刚差点忍不住去看剧透喔", "target": "不行!要忍住!自己看!" }, { "source": "不行!要忍住!自己看!", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "对!", "target": "嗯嗯!" }, { "source": "来吧让大家一块儿素颜", "target": "不让我们一起美颜" }, { "source": "触感屏感觉咋样啊", "target": "啥叫触屏感觉咋样呢?你指的具体是那一块?是触摸反映吗?还是什么其他的?" }, { "source": "啥叫触屏感觉咋样呢?你指的具体是那一块?是触摸反映吗?还是什么其他的?", "target": "是压感屏打错字了" }, { "source": "雅安你在四川满", "target": "刚准备到雅安,还在服务区等朋友" }, { "source": "刚准备到雅安,还在服务区等朋友", "target": "哦哦哦," }, { "source": "谢谢篮子!", "target": "六月月我19、20在帝都啊!约嘛!" }, { "source": "尽管打,我疼一下算我输。", "target": "我手都疼死了" }, { "source": "你为什么离别的女孩那么近", "target": "因为你远在天边" }, { "source": "每次出门都要洗头吗", "target": "这个是要的" }, { "source": "顺风哈,下次天朝见", "target": "好嘞,说不上我六月就来了" }, { "source": "好嘞,说不上我六月就来了", "target": "随时欢迎" }, { "source": "随时欢迎", "target": "好的,到时候就又得麻烦你了" }, { "source": "等待", "target": "好慢" }, { "source": "我只知道全国卷I最难", "target": "江苏卷路过。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "美若天仙啊你", "target": "神仙下凡有木有==!!!" }, { "source": "我都没尝过醉的滋味", "target": "二蛋能喝让他带你" }, { "source": "二蛋能喝让他带你", "target": "??我是他六姨你呢" }, { "source": "为什么不寒假来", "target": "寒假要回家过年啊,没时间,暑假假期长" }, { "source": "现在你用什么设备听CD,谢谢?", "target": "外置光驱抓音轨转成无损或者320mp3~" }, { "source": "外置光驱抓音轨转成无损或者320mp3~", "target": "“抓”是什么意思?" }, { "source": "约起来", "target": "在福州?" }, { "source": "在福州?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "来武汉,T恤短裤了解一下", "target": "其实我们这也是只不过我怕冷" }, { "source": "其实我们这也是只不过我怕冷", "target": "春捂秋冻咯,这时候可别感冒了,不容易好的~" }, { "source": "春捂秋冻咯,这时候可别感冒了,不容易好的~", "target": "啥时候感冒容易好?" }, { "source": "啥时候感冒容易好?", "target": "我当你男盆友照顾你的时候啊~" }, { "source": "你是不是想耍朋友了哦?这么春心荡漾", "target": "你不晓得嗦?我一直暗恋你的嘛!" }, { "source": "你不晓得嗦?我一直暗恋你的嘛!", "target": "这种事情都晓得了" }, { "source": "其实最没有勇气的应该是,对特别好的朋友说,我们别做好朋友了,我们做恋人吧", "target": "嗯,这个更难,我从小就不敢,我的十年就这么过去了" }, { "source": "我的妈呀我居然第一个巨星继续加油", "target": "都一分钟了怎么可能第一个没刷新而已" }, { "source": "都一分钟了怎么可能第一个没刷新而已", "target": "刚好刷新出来了好吧" }, { "source": "刚好刷新出来了好吧", "target": "我刷新出来显示的是刚刚都不是第一个你都一分钟了还有第一个" }, { "source": "我也饿呢,跳的卖力了", "target": "你睡觉吧!" }, { "source": "你睡觉吧!", "target": "在等洗衣机洗完衣服呢" }, { "source": "在等洗衣机洗完衣服呢", "target": "那你也不喜欢吃面啊" }, { "source": "等你回来也欠我一个蛋糕了", "target": "那你也还是欠我啊" }, { "source": "那你也还是欠我啊", "target": "我知道但我不要蛋糕了我要别的" }, { "source": "我知道但我不要蛋糕了我要别的", "target": "要啥" }, { "source": "要啥", "target": "是礼物就好不过还不知道什么时候才会见到了" }, { "source": "是礼物就好不过还不知道什么时候才会见到了", "target": "把我打包好了" }, { "source": "说真的大学有个跟她挺像的同学,不是汉族,但是个男的,而且超级坏,还动手打女生,以至于我现在对这个人一点好感也没有还有你们见过满脸褶子的格格巫吗???", "target": "不好意思你可以屏蔽热巴的消息实在不行就拉黑热巴打扰到你了" }, { "source": "不好意思你可以屏蔽热巴的消息实在不行就拉黑热巴打扰到你了", "target": "额,我的确拉黑了,不过有些母驴还是戏多" }, { "source": "喜欢你", "target": "要一直喜欢我" }, { "source": "要一直喜欢我", "target": "本来就一直受宠" }, { "source": "儿子辛苦了", "target": "我是说给爸送点肉补补,累瓜了。花,不好吃" }, { "source": "我是说给爸送点肉补补,累瓜了。花,不好吃", "target": "吃吃吃五一带你吃" }, { "source": "你的头像我给99分", "target": "另一分呢" }, { "source": "打出被动有护盾有加速不要一眛的逃跑边退边打就是瑞兹的精髓", "target": "道理我都懂!但是就是玩不出来!!" }, { "source": "爱谁都会梦醒", "target": "心有戚戚焉?" }, { "source": "心有戚戚焉?", "target": "正在经历" }, { "source": "这周末萌萌请客,提前给你说哈", "target": "是嘛!别人嘞?" }, { "source": "是嘛!别人嘞?", "target": "不晓得不晓得耶。都已经吃他两顿忒不好意思嘀~~" }, { "source": "请问露个头好吗?", "target": "不好不好。。。" }, { "source": "不好不好。。。", "target": "为嘛不好?难不成你穿着暴露?" }, { "source": "跟她结婚了,你后悔吗?", "target": "不后悔,每个人都有值得的幸福" }, { "source": "好漂亮的花,没见过", "target": "谢谢欣赏" }, { "source": "想回漳州", "target": "漳州这个学校太抠门了" }, { "source": "漳州这个学校太抠门了", "target": "哪个学校" }, { "source": "哪个学校", "target": "漳州城市" }, { "source": "你这么好看处个对象呗", "target": "对象你好" }, { "source": "介是什么的聘书?", "target": "校广播电台的~哈哈,可正式了有没有~" }, { "source": "团结是个好地方", "target": "啊,有条小春熙" }, { "source": "啊,有条小春熙", "target": "吃的多" }, { "source": "你董表姐的创意", "target": "我要改呛口什么" }, { "source": "牛,你也喜欢丑滤镜了吗", "target": "哈哈丑的比较有趣明天我们来一波丑的" }, { "source": "哈哈丑的比较有趣明天我们来一波丑的", "target": "我要美的" }, { "source": "都忘记拍照这茬了看看你拍的也是很幸福了", "target": "没关系肯定还有下一次反正你现在已经幸福的冒泡了" }, { "source": "没关系肯定还有下一次反正你现在已经幸福的冒泡了", "target": "我不需要拍照我想死在里面" }, { "source": "我不需要拍照我想死在里面", "target": "不能这样不能死在里面可以到了晚上找个角落躲着白天出来吃饭晚上再躲着在里面生活一辈子" }, { "source": "不能这样不能死在里面可以到了晚上找个角落躲着白天出来吃饭晚上再躲着在里面生活一辈子", "target": "那不会很吓人吗躲在空空的商场" }, { "source": "那不会很吓人吗躲在空空的商场", "target": "应该我们一起的话就不会吓人了没事还可以找几个朋友凑桌麻将" }, { "source": "真心觉得记者不是个好行业", "target": "你怎么改行了" }, { "source": "你怎么改行了", "target": "我也不知道自己如何入的这个坑" }, { "source": "今日份晚安有人吗", "target": "晚安安" }, { "source": "我也想减,但就是瘦不下来。真的,我也想瘦点", "target": "你这个比我苗条的人一边去" }, { "source": "你这个比我苗条的人一边去", "target": "我说真的啦" }, { "source": "小岳岳你在飞机上使用手机真的好吗", "target": "我刚坐那准备关手机,就看到了这一幕" }, { "source": "我刚坐那准备关手机,就看到了这一幕", "target": "你别解释" }, { "source": "煮一盘花生米,讲故事给你听,再唱一首你最爱听的歌", "target": "哎呦~" }, { "source": "道理我都懂所以大王你为什么捏着一罐粑粑", "target": "超好吃的粑粑切" }, { "source": "现在去哪里上班", "target": "泉州,美团网" }, { "source": "你看没看这个亲爱的不要跨过那条江", "target": "看了后半部分简直要哭死我了" }, { "source": "我们在说别人改变了的同时,我们自己也在改变着", "target": "但是、我真的只是看见自己的改变、没有看到他们的改变。依然的幼稚、天真、自大。" }, { "source": "你胸好大…", "target": "确实" }, { "source": "我还离开了农大", "target": "你还离开了湖南类。。。" }, { "source": "你还离开了湖南类。。。", "target": "我的意思是怎么我离开去这么远的地方也没见你发条微薄" }, { "source": "我的意思是怎么我离开去这么远的地方也没见你发条微薄", "target": "做我的好少年吧!!" }, { "source": "这里有空调有无线", "target": "我很桑心……" }, { "source": "我很桑心……", "target": "但是室友都去泡妞了" }, { "source": "但是室友都去泡妞了", "target": "同喜同喜……" }, { "source": "同喜同喜……", "target": "不是一个人,还有一个室友" }, { "source": "百味饺子关门了?", "target": "没有那个小饺子馆好吃" }, { "source": "没有那个小饺子馆好吃", "target": "你说的我都没去过,我最爱饺子,韭菜虾仁" }, { "source": "呃~我很庆幸我明天回来...", "target": "下高速了" }, { "source": "我穿拖鞋进去被她叫出来明明看到她在看报的", "target": "没经验,直接闯进去嘛" }, { "source": "以鹿晗的性格绝对不忍心不回应。", "target": "他还是太善良了,,," }, { "source": "你晒得是眉毛", "target": "明明是刘海~好啵诶,别闹~" }, { "source": "明明是刘海~好啵诶,别闹~", "target": "西瓜兮兮小丸子哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "西瓜兮兮小丸子哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "呵呵呵呵呵~" }, { "source": "头发颜色真的好喜欢", "target": "去染一个" }, { "source": "我也想逛街买衣服啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "回安顺!" }, { "source": "上海话识别不好,还需努力。", "target": "恩恩,谢谢歼20兄反馈呢~不知可否告知大概的例子啊?以便我们定位原因~" }, { "source": "恩恩,谢谢歼20兄反馈呢~不知可否告知大概的例子啊?以便我们定位原因~", "target": "日常说说效果都不是太好。" }, { "source": "日常说说效果都不是太好。", "target": "恩恩,好的~收到~这边将反馈语音技术部门~" }, { "source": "我有透明的但是没有小灯泡", "target": "买个小灯泡....自制" }, { "source": "狗主播你居然来了", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "快乐男生那一年的冠军?", "target": "哈哈还是不知道" }, { "source": "要不要一起吃泡面", "target": "看到了腿毛哈哈哈" }, { "source": "照片要感谢美颜让我变白了", "target": "来,给宝宝我私发一张未美颜的皂片" }, { "source": "来,给宝宝我私发一张未美颜的皂片", "target": "没有,全都是" }, { "source": "睡不起了睡不起了", "target": "一万起拍" }, { "source": "一万起拍", "target": "给你20万陪我睡" }, { "source": "二人世界真赞,哈哈", "target": "不要说出来嘛" }, { "source": "美的呀想你,爱你哦", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "边熬夜边担心自己", "target": "希望有人陪我很晚" }, { "source": "不认识吃的是什么", "target": "佐料" }, { "source": "撑死你大校花", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,是不是感觉这个对话特别逗,哈哈哈,我到现在都在笑" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,是不是感觉这个对话特别逗,哈哈哈,我到现在都在笑", "target": "再不要笑啦小心乐极生悲" }, { "source": "再不要笑啦小心乐极生悲", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,越想越想笑" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,越想越想笑", "target": "收!!" }, { "source": "收!!", "target": "收不住了,哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你现在住下沙的房?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "回家了", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "除了掉毛都可爱哈哈哈", "target": "腿短的很可爱到飞起" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。真逗你。哥们儿姐们儿到家了。", "target": "才到啊" }, { "source": "才到啊", "target": "昨天晚上--。慢了几个节拍。" }, { "source": "注意身体啊连续感冒的我已经觉得生活无望了", "target": "照顾好自己。坚持马上可以回家啦" }, { "source": "现在该我烦恼早上吃什么中午吃什么晚上吃什么了!!", "target": "身在福中不知福。。。欢迎来老校区" }, { "source": "身在福中不知福。。。欢迎来老校区", "target": "我明年六月就来了。。。学长别急。。。。" }, { "source": "完了我也不造怎么回答容我洗个澡想想", "target": "你……要是过了零点我就打洗你,你说的要今天答!" }, { "source": "你……要是过了零点我就打洗你,你说的要今天答!", "target": "放心!今年肯定给你答" }, { "source": "二宝这头发剃的跟个小男孩儿似的。。我们啥时候才可以美美", "target": "为了以后头发好,所以小时候多剪剪" }, { "source": "短信收到取消了真否?", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "没人理你你就说你尴不尴尬吧", "target": "嘻嘻嘻我不" }, { "source": "那个瓜男主铁打的林更新女主流水的甲乙丙丁", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是的是的" }, { "source": "这个发色好好看呀仙女染的什么颜色呢?", "target": "冷棕这是掉色之后我还是十一染的" }, { "source": "王思聪,夺父之仇不共戴天!", "target": "我差点笑死" }, { "source": "跑路了……希望大噶一直欣赏20年前的46.", "target": "哪天想回坑了来找我玩呀!自己开心最重要啦" }, { "source": "哪天想回坑了来找我玩呀!自己开心最重要啦", "target": "没脱坑,纯换号" }, { "source": "万一我忘了怎么办?", "target": "我可以免费提醒你。" }, { "source": "不胖是壮", "target": "璇哥什么时候约一波" }, { "source": "璇哥什么时候约一波", "target": "我天天在全民打球和阿康" }, { "source": "我天天在全民打球和阿康", "target": "大哥今天在全民啊" }, { "source": "大哥今天在全民啊", "target": "早说啊昨天我们差点和大人打起来了要是你在就好了" }, { "source": "板寸,有点痞的,咋样?咋样的发型都喜欢!", "target": "只要是翰锅,我们都无条件支持他,亲请求关注!" }, { "source": "凌空而飞,是最美的弧线~", "target": "准备" }, { "source": "蛋挞土豆泥留给我谢谢", "target": "真好吃" }, { "source": "给司机师傅点一万个赞", "target": "你个坑货" }, { "source": "你个坑货", "target": "我怎么了?" }, { "source": "在家从不吃早饭的我", "target": "我被早餐唤醒" }, { "source": "我被早餐唤醒", "target": "我根本闻不到" }, { "source": "亲爱的我回了,你呢?", "target": "我还在外漂泊着~~你在家好好享受暑假吧!" }, { "source": "我还在外漂泊着~~你在家好好享受暑假吧!", "target": "嗯嗯!!什么时候回国啊" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!!什么时候回国啊", "target": "希望明年能回来一趟,到时候我们一起聚聚哦!好久好久没见到你了,现在一定更美啦!" }, { "source": "节日快乐,尼尼", "target": "节日快乐" }, { "source": "武汉是谁?很大吗???", "target": "是有那么点大" }, { "source": "你又跑出去浪了", "target": "我来避暑" }, { "source": "想找你玩", "target": "放马过来吧" }, { "source": "放马过来吧", "target": "没时间啊" }, { "source": "我也是底妆不服贴", "target": "在相同产品的情况下,有一次我在上妆前敷了一贴补水面膜,然后才化妆。结果底妆效果超级棒,你可以试试!" }, { "source": "辛苦了亲", "target": "66我好喜欢你穿长裙子" }, { "source": "66我好喜欢你穿长裙子", "target": "哈哈,平时都不穿的,那是偶哥哥去云南带回来的礼物,我穿起来臭美一下的" }, { "source": "看到了海底小纵队的企鹅", "target": "不看动画片我也不知道看哪好看抓哪个" }, { "source": "给我一个180的男朋友,我能啪到他怀疑人生", "target": "哎哟" }, { "source": "肥来没有", "target": "在你隔壁~" }, { "source": "早上有p得卖==", "target": "那怎么办?M记?" }, { "source": "那怎么办?M记?", "target": "再说吧,看我起不起的来,我上次都没去" }, { "source": "再说吧,看我起不起的来,我上次都没去", "target": "我叫你起床?" }, { "source": "我叫你起床?", "target": "你觉得你叫得醒我" }, { "source": "追求和探索的过程", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "手机看不了要下载什么软件", "target": "用百度网盘下载资源看就可以啦" }, { "source": "茶宝贝装修好了?", "target": "嗯嗯!换了名字换了菜单没换老板" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!换了名字换了菜单没换老板", "target": "可以的哪天我也去看看" }, { "source": "可以的哪天我也去看看", "target": "嗯嗯~千万别点蓝莓苏打。我这个喝着就和喝色素似的。。" }, { "source": "666有钱人", "target": "又穷了" }, { "source": "气质", "target": "我地度全部都颠婆黎嘎~" }, { "source": "多幸福!", "target": "你都可以翻屋企啊" }, { "source": "你都可以翻屋企啊", "target": "我成个月未翻过屋企了!" }, { "source": "我成个月未翻过屋企了!", "target": "我比糖你地先翻去啊" }, { "source": "壳儿卡是谁", "target": "壳儿卡是我小名" }, { "source": "壳儿卡是我小名", "target": "我还以为是你咳嗽的象声词" }, { "source": "我还以为是你咳嗽的象声词", "target": "就是象声词啊大胸弟" }, { "source": "打耳洞不疼啊", "target": "疼,每次都发炎堵了可耳环好看" }, { "source": "要抱抱", "target": "找你的兄弟去" }, { "source": "曾大娘", "target": "是啊姐才对。" }, { "source": "是啊姐才对。", "target": "曾大姐" }, { "source": "曾大姐", "target": "请不要加大字!!!" }, { "source": "请不要加大字!!!", "target": "为什么…" }, { "source": "为什么…", "target": "会变老很多。" }, { "source": "会变老很多。", "target": "本来就不老,为什么要怕别人把你说老了" }, { "source": "相爱相杀", "target": "相爱相杀挺让人羡慕的!" }, { "source": "卖切糕的车吧", "target": "糕都果贵那车呢?" }, { "source": "糕都果贵那车呢?", "target": "切糕贵在糕不是车亲" }, { "source": "切糕贵在糕不是车亲", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "嗯哪看好你哟" }, { "source": "嗯哪看好你哟", "target": "和五元佳伙买" }, { "source": "和五元佳伙买", "target": "他的钱是我的我的还是我的我不跟你假伙买" }, { "source": "刚路过仲景桥", "target": "可惜咯" }, { "source": "今天去哪玩啊?", "target": "不是啊…是载我弟去考试被淋得很狼狈" }, { "source": "不是啊…是载我弟去考试被淋得很狼狈", "target": "真是个好姐姐呀" }, { "source": "菜单我都点了一个遍了,,,味道都不错。。。是不是换厨师了呀", "target": "那个厨师来乱久了。。。" }, { "source": "那个厨师来乱久了。。。", "target": "味道不错" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊,辉爷~!", "target": "感谢,感谢" }, { "source": "看了你的“我不是谁的偶像”感觉你在台下是多么的艰苦,在台下努力。", "target": "我在书店去买,买不到了,买完了" }, { "source": "我在书店去买,买不到了,买完了", "target": "没有,我上网看的。" }, { "source": "今天的你好棒", "target": "继续加油" }, { "source": "拟赶紧到华西医大去", "target": "查血了医生说只是普通感冒--让我不要大惊小怪h7n9不是那么好得的" }, { "source": "搭个伙?", "target": "你包啤酒烧烤薯片鸭爪?" }, { "source": "你包啤酒烧烤薯片鸭爪?", "target": "吃多少" }, { "source": "这辈子找不到对象都赖你", "target": "你怎么还赖上了。臭不要脸的。" }, { "source": "你怎么还赖上了。臭不要脸的。", "target": "怎么滴怎么滴" }, { "source": "我也是一侧腰疼,估计都是坐姿问题导致的。。", "target": "没准也是腰间盘,建议平躺木板床,这是最佳治疗方法!" }, { "source": "昨天我裹着厚外套回学校我舍友直接是穿超短裤出来找我简直怀疑人生", "target": "我现在回家了,赶紧裹衣服" }, { "source": "哎、我戒酒几十年了。关键是讨论如何嫌弃她", "target": "她说她生气了,先不说这个话题,再说下去我要跪主机板了" }, { "source": "快来我这儿买面膜,哈哈哈", "target": "好的呀好的呀" }, { "source": "我反正是不懂本来想买一件托妞的国家队球衣来着…", "target": "我托" }, { "source": "我托", "target": "但是我最后还是选择了买小白的…" }, { "source": "有性格,我喜欢", "target": "喜欢我" }, { "source": "喜欢我", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "你怎么知道", "target": "我聪明" }, { "source": "我聪明", "target": "果然是冰雪聪明" }, { "source": "果然是冰雪聪明", "target": "天生丽质真麻烦,什么都明白" }, { "source": "天生丽质真麻烦,什么都明白", "target": "太聪明了,知道得太多,焦虑也多了" }, { "source": "太聪明了,知道得太多,焦虑也多了", "target": "哈哈!就是焦虑" }, { "source": "哈哈!就是焦虑", "target": "所以,生活中有时候需要我们装傻。" }, { "source": "所以,生活中有时候需要我们装傻。", "target": "更需要我" }, { "source": "更需要我", "target": "对,需要你" }, { "source": "看不见我看不见我", "target": "抓住你了" }, { "source": "33住石岩,昨天她是等你开口的", "target": "等什么?" }, { "source": "友善要吗", "target": "不要啦这个我有了" }, { "source": "一边考高数一边吃", "target": "傻孩子,周六上午来考,我是晚上吃" }, { "source": "直男喜欢的颜色?", "target": "他是直的?" }, { "source": "他是直的?", "target": "不是很直" }, { "source": "真的么!!你还有么,【脸皮有点厚别见怪==", "target": "我只有一张专辑和海报我把海报送人了专辑我留到的" }, { "source": "天天憋在屋里好暖和", "target": "我天天憋在屋里都感冒" }, { "source": "终于啊~我都要遭不住了", "target": "我都要疯了" }, { "source": "我都要疯了", "target": "坚持~~" }, { "source": "大家都是车,撞他", "target": "我觉得,我可能会被撞飞" }, { "source": "我觉得,我可能会被撞飞", "target": "你飞出去就有钱拿了啊" }, { "source": "现在那么忙?准备干啥呀", "target": "也不是忙。。感觉不会再爱了。。。哈哈。。主要是想换相机啦。。。" }, { "source": "你不是机器吗还会拉裤子啊", "target": "骗你啦。" }, { "source": "骗你啦。", "target": "真顽皮" }, { "source": "能拜师吗", "target": "学艺?" }, { "source": "我哪天给你发张一群妹子穿流苏的。哈哈", "target": "好我给你记住了" }, { "source": "好我给你记住了", "target": "你别的记不清,怎么这个记得这么牢。" }, { "source": "你别的记不清,怎么这个记得这么牢。", "target": "记住了" }, { "source": "记住了", "target": "呃呃,你记住啥了?" }, { "source": "我会牢牢记住你的脸,我会珍惜你给的思念。在毕业季看到你的诗脑子里蹦出这样的旋律。", "target": "哈,满写意" }, { "source": "好想吃英山的饼纸", "target": "明的就去吃石油大饼" }, { "source": "明的就去吃石油大饼", "target": "等我回了你请我" }, { "source": "等我回了你请我", "target": "等你起来中饭也熟了…" }, { "source": "等你起来中饭也熟了…", "target": "不啊" }, { "source": "妹货", "target": "弟货,什么时候来玩啊!" }, { "source": "弟货,什么时候来玩啊!", "target": "早就去过了" }, { "source": "你那个手机弄好了么。", "target": "没有,只能等显示屏便宜了去换。" }, { "source": "没有,只能等显示屏便宜了去换。", "target": "嗯,也只能这样了。现在还是觉得还是苹果比较好一些" }, { "source": "嗯,也只能这样了。现在还是觉得还是苹果比较好一些", "target": "苹果除了款式不好看,另外的真心无可挑剔。" }, { "source": "有没有我不愿让你一个人", "target": "活越久就越是看到越多不是真正快乐的人" }, { "source": "CPU居然是奔腾难道不卡吗……", "target": "这不是我的电脑" }, { "source": "我又饿", "target": "。。。。泥垢了找点什么吃的打发了吧" }, { "source": "。。。。泥垢了找点什么吃的打发了吧", "target": "夜半三更的懒得动" }, { "source": "夜半三更的懒得动", "target": "那就睡吧我也要睡了明天还要去签证" }, { "source": "那就睡吧我也要睡了明天还要去签证", "target": "好的晚安啊不要每天都那么晚" }, { "source": "早我也起来了666", "target": "哥哥今天当伴郎,五点就起了" }, { "source": "哥哥今天当伴郎,五点就起了", "target": "哈哈我都在绵阳了你帅不帅啊记得发照带喜糖" }, { "source": "真丧尸", "target": "喜欢吗?" }, { "source": "无论我们走的多远,一回到这里,都还是那永远的小镇姑娘.", "target": "这话说的好美啊" }, { "source": "车上没人什么意思", "target": "没人上车" }, { "source": "好久没回去吃了,想十一月回去一趟", "target": "学生街在装修小摊都没有了" }, { "source": "学生街在装修小摊都没有了", "target": "都集中起来咯!在没有以前的样子了" }, { "source": "都集中起来咯!在没有以前的样子了", "target": "是啊今天找不到小摊在哪里就随便吃了点旁边的店铺的东西" }, { "source": "是啊今天找不到小摊在哪里就随便吃了点旁边的店铺的东西", "target": "小摊全部在后面了,就是三番寿司那条路一直向银泰方向走,那边有个鹏程电脑,旁边有个小巷子,进去,都在里面了!" }, { "source": "小摊全部在后面了,就是三番寿司那条路一直向银泰方向走,那边有个鹏程电脑,旁边有个小巷子,进去,都在里面了!", "target": "啊心痛!找错地方了" }, { "source": "七年!!!好羡慕啊!", "target": "其实很艰辛呢" }, { "source": "学问高深啊。白夜行。让袁伟杰看看去", "target": "哈哈,我一人不敢看。" }, { "source": "下雪了么", "target": "是的!昨天就下了,你们那下雪吗?" }, { "source": "是的!昨天就下了,你们那下雪吗?", "target": "这个时候就下雪了,那是多么漫长的冬天啊,南方这边现在怎么可能下雪呢。" }, { "source": "再睁眼基本就中午了", "target": "诶。。。平时两个闹钟,但还是容易迟到。。你今天起的很早嘛" }, { "source": "诶。。。平时两个闹钟,但还是容易迟到。。你今天起的很早嘛", "target": "其实是在床上看手机" }, { "source": "其实是在床上看手机", "target": "你肯定中午才起来。" }, { "source": "你肯定中午才起来。", "target": "其实我早就起来了哈哈回复小贼的那条已经是电脑回的啦" }, { "source": "我喜欢天真烂漫的你", "target": "天真活泼回答完毕——————" }, { "source": "天真活泼回答完毕——————", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "抱抱.哭过就好了." }, { "source": "...我们学校8个名额,7个取得面试资格,4个通过了面试。", "target": "不错嘛~那你七月份就走?" }, { "source": "不错嘛~那你七月份就走?", "target": "应该吧...具体时间明天才知道...飞机票钱都不用自己出哦" }, { "source": "应该吧...具体时间明天才知道...飞机票钱都不用自己出哦", "target": "你现在在家里还是学校?" }, { "source": "飘流岛么,去年就爱上这货了", "target": "都不是毒姐,但是是它的杂交" }, { "source": "都不是毒姐,但是是它的杂交", "target": "很美" }, { "source": "过好今年九月毕业么?", "target": "是〜你哪个大学?" }, { "source": "是〜你哪个大学?", "target": "理工和浸会,还在犹豫" }, { "source": "还没,准备养肥了再看!最近好多新韩剧可以追,好开心啊", "target": "奏是啊奏是啊。停不下来。匹诺曹奋斗的动力啊。早点睡咯。晚安" }, { "source": "五花大绑送到你面前", "target": "我肯定会扶不住的" }, { "source": "小叔养的孔雀好美!", "target": "孔雀养小叔" }, { "source": "孔雀养小叔", "target": "不要告诉我孔雀你家的" }, { "source": "你男票成年了吗?", "target": "我发誓这是我弟我还单身" }, { "source": "温暖、可爱、执着、坚强的女子!", "target": "那喜不喜欢我嘛" }, { "source": "那喜不喜欢我嘛", "target": "当然,,那是:爱!" }, { "source": "当然,,那是:爱!", "target": "算老。给个男人爱,我还高兴点。尽是姐妹兄弟爱,不安逸" }, { "source": "算老。给个男人爱,我还高兴点。尽是姐妹兄弟爱,不安逸", "target": "哈哈哈。。说的那么造孽!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。。说的那么造孽!", "target": "等忙过这阵,面谈,真心造孽。" }, { "source": "昨天顶着个大太阳的出去找工作,原来才发现,找工作是件头疼的事", "target": "未必你一直都认为找工作很简单的?" }, { "source": "未必你一直都认为找工作很简单的?", "target": "嗯。因为我没找过工作,以前在我眼里找工作是件特容易的事,现在我觉得是件烦人的事" }, { "source": "你看人家这个比基尼好不好看啦~(害羞)", "target": "好看,不许穿出去给别人看到不好" }, { "source": "林狗:我恨你", "target": "恨你们" }, { "source": "加油工作~", "target": "乐活瓜求普照" }, { "source": "喵啊我都想转发了我。。救命太好看了!", "target": "你也超好看好吗!!!看到你我都不敢抬头了!!" }, { "source": "还不能吃西瓜么?", "target": "我吃西瓜我儿子就坏肚子" }, { "source": "有趣最重要了", "target": "是的,要不然聊不到一块" }, { "source": "你的手,大手是?", "target": "我芭比" }, { "source": "我芭比", "target": "是生病了么?" }, { "source": "是生病了么?", "target": "嗯需要保养的病哎" }, { "source": "嗯需要保养的病哎", "target": "方不方便去看望啊?" }, { "source": "方不方便去看望啊?", "target": "没事不是急症住院的病只是日常治疗啦我昨天还出来玩的嘛哈哈如果严重我就不出来了谢谢亲" }, { "source": "今年想去以色列旅游,关注你不会迷路吧?", "target": "我也想去以色列旅游哦" }, { "source": "我也想去以色列旅游哦", "target": "做攻略了吗?" }, { "source": "陪陪跑当锻炼", "target": "陪跑队队长" }, { "source": "少吃多运动吼吼!", "target": "你都是怎么饮食的" }, { "source": "你好旧时光1-26已泄露,炒鸡好看,我斯我自娶,不要一分", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "宝贝,,有空我要去找你玩,人家想你了", "target": "我们把Lucy搞出来吧…怎样" }, { "source": "看你嘚瑟的", "target": "丢了的话让楼上那位赔给我!" }, { "source": "丢了的话让楼上那位赔给我!", "target": "找上海站去了" }, { "source": "找上海站去了", "target": "正好你俩给我送回来" }, { "source": "乍一看,我以为旁边黑乎乎的是警用辣椒水。。。", "target": "哪有这么大的辣椒水?" }, { "source": "哪有这么大的辣椒水?", "target": "哈哈。没见过。" }, { "source": "哈哈。没见过。", "target": "你见过大的辣椒水吗?" }, { "source": "我想和你一起骂起来", "target": "学姐快来灭了妖魔鬼怪吧" }, { "source": "学姐快来灭了妖魔鬼怪吧", "target": "我都能想到你是因为什么事?" }, { "source": "我都能想到你是因为什么事?", "target": "来八一八" }, { "source": "来八一八", "target": "其实我还在担心你们窝的人会不会看见,可是看了楼下,之后觉得你也应该不会和你们窝的人相处得有多好所以,我觉得我猜对了" }, { "source": "蒜头真的是直接吃嘛", "target": "可以的,对预防感冒呀什么的很管用,最好晚上吃,味道大" }, { "source": "谁让你赞", "target": "略略略就赞你有本事给我取消了" }, { "source": "略略略就赞你有本事给我取消了", "target": "切不稀罕取消" }, { "source": "切不稀罕取消", "target": "嘻嘻嘻全赞了一遍" }, { "source": "区块链就是骗人的玩意", "target": "又是拿无知充当任性" }, { "source": "适时爆发是完全需要的,对双方", "target": "希望对方能正确对待这次冲突吧,不是一个频率的人,因工作又必须接触,真痛苦。" }, { "source": "特别累高考失利不想回忆起父母失望的眼光在大学每天都过得很用力有时候晚上很晚回寝室看着安静的校园觉得特别孤独", "target": "那么,这份孤独会让你成为更好的自己,不会让在意的人再失望了,加油,你很棒了" }, { "source": "那么,这份孤独会让你成为更好的自己,不会让在意的人再失望了,加油,你很棒了", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "回到家没?", "target": "回来快一个小时了。。。你居然去泡妞扔掉我们。。。。" }, { "source": "回来快一个小时了。。。你居然去泡妞扔掉我们。。。。", "target": "不是去泡妞" }, { "source": "实在不明白你们两位办什么卡?在家多运动不就瘦了吗?", "target": "瘦是瘦了肾也虚了啊" }, { "source": "瘦是瘦了肾也虚了啊", "target": "噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "第一次看到绿罐的王老吉。。。", "target": "红罐变加多宝了嘛" }, { "source": "红罐变加多宝了嘛", "target": "那绿罐是?" }, { "source": "不直播也说原因呀,一句,抱歉,晚安,这是啥意思?我搜了一晚上等了一晚上才刷到你这句话,有问题说出来,我们会理解,但是你这样的说法显得仓促,把我们从早上等到现在的心都给整碎了~", "target": "耐心等吧。" }, { "source": "我咋就看你这么眼熟呢", "target": "哈哈哈在哪个电视上" }, { "source": "哈哈哈在哪个电视上", "target": "你是不是上过电视" }, { "source": "你是不是上过电视", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "再来一口呀客官", "target": "小爷,懒得动" }, { "source": "小爷,懒得动", "target": "大概是太胖了动不了,我懂。" }, { "source": "攒钱呢么", "target": "是啊〜母后的资助有限〜而且那张破卡要200啊。。。" }, { "source": "是啊〜母后的资助有限〜而且那张破卡要200啊。。。", "target": "哈。攒那么多钱干什么,到时候咱俩天天早餐开水加面包,午餐晚餐麦当劳就好了" }, { "source": "哈。攒那么多钱干什么,到时候咱俩天天早餐开水加面包,午餐晚餐麦当劳就好了", "target": "去北海道当然得吃几顿好的啊〜" }, { "source": "家里人真多", "target": "就这还少几口嘞" }, { "source": "越来越呆了可咋整", "target": "咋整" }, { "source": "来来来,找我来看牙", "target": "你在哪" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "在牙医院" }, { "source": "在牙医院", "target": "哪个" }, { "source": "不要吃辣的,多吃清淡的,多喝水", "target": "知道知道,今天我妈还弄的辣的,烦死" }, { "source": "大佬别黑我电脑", "target": "你不是没电脑吗" }, { "source": "我不应该干躺着的,昨天晚上我也好久好久没睡着。", "target": "我以为你睡着了" }, { "source": "我以为你睡着了", "target": "我也是睡不着焦躁的,我只有自己默默啃手指头。" }, { "source": "我也是睡不着焦躁的,我只有自己默默啃手指头。", "target": "呵呵呵你焦躁啥呢" }, { "source": "呵呵呵你焦躁啥呢", "target": "睡不着不焦躁嘛" }, { "source": "沉默是金", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "你最近玩怀旧啊", "target": "又被你发现了" }, { "source": "又被你发现了", "target": "等我回去" }, { "source": "毕竟国服第一老艺人", "target": "什么!!!!!" }, { "source": "什么!!!!!", "target": "明天潘玮柏生日?" }, { "source": "我每个月都要长一次", "target": "那你注意多吃蔬菜水果,清淡饮食" }, { "source": "求君君求原图啊", "target": "我有" }, { "source": "二代妖精比前任好看", "target": "最近都是国产哪个都没看,今天看星球大战去" }, { "source": "脸瘦的太狐狸精了", "target": "第二张我都没咋给你瘦脸。" }, { "source": "第二张我都没咋给你瘦脸。", "target": "我滴嘛,我要增肥了" }, { "source": "我滴嘛,我要增肥了", "target": "我妈说你瘦了。" }, { "source": "我妈说你瘦了。", "target": "阿姨太明智了" }, { "source": "你为什么还在家", "target": "急什么" }, { "source": "姐姐你升上去啦好激动快传授我秘诀啊", "target": "好的好的,其实今年开始好像不是那么难了。" }, { "source": "好的好的,其实今年开始好像不是那么难了。", "target": "那你先在就在那里上课啦么感觉咋样呢好羡慕你啊" }, { "source": "那你先在就在那里上课啦么感觉咋样呢好羡慕你啊", "target": "真的比较简单。之前我也是这个心理!放心,有问题就问我吧。" }, { "source": "真的比较简单。之前我也是这个心理!放心,有问题就问我吧。", "target": "待我明年跟你汇合吧这个考试得从啥时候开始准备啊" }, { "source": "待我明年跟你汇合吧这个考试得从啥时候开始准备啊", "target": "不用太早,你明年毕业的时候。从四五月份开始报名补课准备就行了,5月26、7考试。" }, { "source": "南昌今年只下了冰并没有积雪", "target": "是的,我最后没看到雪" }, { "source": "会照相的人遗憾就是没人给自己照!", "target": "海帆道出了我心中一直的痛" }, { "source": "想哥,好久不见啦……", "target": "才一个月" }, { "source": "才一个月", "target": "一日不见如隔三秋啊,你说都几个秋啦" }, { "source": "想要糖吃", "target": "好好吃喔~~" }, { "source": "长大了你才会知道,任何人或事都不能给你安全感,除了你自己。", "target": "受教了姐" }, { "source": "受教了姐", "target": "这么客气干啥,见外!" }, { "source": "这么客气干啥,见外!", "target": "最近总是抑郁,睡不着觉,不知道怎么了。" }, { "source": "最近总是抑郁,睡不着觉,不知道怎么了。", "target": "姐也是" }, { "source": "没钱,要不你借我点钱", "target": "偶们又不熟" }, { "source": "偶们又不熟", "target": "偶们昨天不是有七成熟了吗?" }, { "source": "谈了16天分手了是初恋感觉他没那么喜欢不想继续受伤", "target": "24天哭了两回坚持不下去了说了分手和你一样初恋" }, { "source": "已经呆这么久的人伤不起,每天还要那么早起床", "target": "我也很早起" }, { "source": "我也很早起", "target": "昨天上了一天体育课,全身痛" }, { "source": "好啦,南风天也是暖的,凑和着吧,起码不冷了,过两天就春暖花开了,多晒太阳多晒笑脸哦!", "target": "我见还是很冷" }, { "source": "我见还是很冷", "target": "不冷啦。如果还冷,你怎么挺过来的?" }, { "source": "不冷啦。如果还冷,你怎么挺过来的?", "target": "今天天气好了不过我喜欢出太阳不知道什么时候能够出太阳" }, { "source": "偷偷的睡了好几觉了", "target": "回笼觉最舒服了" }, { "source": "回笼觉最舒服了", "target": "不如躺在床上睡舒服" }, { "source": "不如躺在床上睡舒服", "target": "你在哪睡的,车上?" }, { "source": "手机瘾没戒掉,反而破产了。", "target": "你说的都对" }, { "source": "哈哈,手机输入法太烂了,见笑了,谁啊", "target": "哈哈,是不是不习惯触屏啊,恩?没有啦,就和朋友出来吃而已啦,哈哈" }, { "source": "来住五羊邨吧,哈哈。", "target": "那边至少要2000吧?" }, { "source": "那边至少要2000吧?", "target": "合租" }, { "source": "合租", "target": "谢谢,找到了" }, { "source": "神行太保动力澎湃", "target": "猴劲" }, { "source": "猴劲", "target": "肯定吼啊,你懂我的意思吗" }, { "source": "喜欢那只鹿", "target": "你也可以试试哦" }, { "source": "你大半夜的伸好赞啊", "target": "你这样变相求种我倒是第一次见哦哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你这样变相求种我倒是第一次见哦哈哈哈", "target": "最近不是有个900m的很红么我不求种我直接打算拿硬盘来找你" }, { "source": "最近不是有个900m的很红么我不求种我直接打算拿硬盘来找你", "target": "怪不得买了个1T的" }, { "source": "怪不得买了个1T的", "target": "种下一个种子···秋天就可以收获无限的内涵··" }, { "source": "讨厌没有你的日子。", "target": "一开始想给你留言的显示红色没权限的一瞬间你知道小爷多委屈吗" }, { "source": "一开始想给你留言的显示红色没权限的一瞬间你知道小爷多委屈吗", "target": "我当时就知道你肯定好难过我不知道为啥给那个点关了" }, { "source": "去了最适合美术写生的地方。", "target": "哈哈~你下次来这写生吧~不过别这时候来-.-人多-.-" }, { "source": "万一是个帅哥呢,介绍给你", "target": "可算了吧帅哥看不上我" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "晚好愉快" }, { "source": "疯狂给小圆打call", "target": "打到没电" }, { "source": "你怎么又跑的成都去了?", "target": "来回飞,反正有钱" }, { "source": "亲,透露一下识汝不识丁什么时候开播呗,说好的7月呢?", "target": "7月末到8月初!东东说的!" }, { "source": "7月末到8月初!东东说的!", "target": "谢谢,安等7月末了!" }, { "source": "心疼你三秒", "target": "就3秒吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈虽然我看不懂你说的是啥但还是想问一句欢乐公是???", "target": "看不懂还笑!!!!!" }, { "source": "看不懂还笑!!!!!", "target": "你可爱啊" }, { "source": "我就是你的自动卸妆机来脸伸过来", "target": "以后不化妆了超麻烦" }, { "source": "抱抱你,还会有机会的!!", "target": "希望我俩还有缘分" }, { "source": "你去玩耍了啊?", "target": "对哒" }, { "source": "网瘾少女", "target": "添金大神玩不我发给你啊" }, { "source": "添金大神玩不我发给你啊", "target": "PC的吗,手游的话就算了" }, { "source": "PC的吗,手游的话就算了", "target": "电脑的,我不怎么玩手游" }, { "source": "电脑的,我不怎么玩手游", "target": "我也是,那就发过来" }, { "source": "阿门了,直接扎小人去", "target": "周末又要搞活动!" }, { "source": "你要结婚啦?", "target": "没那么快啦" }, { "source": "没那么快啦", "target": "谁啊谁啊不介绍下吗" }, { "source": "欢迎来啊", "target": "很想知道这是在哪儿上的课,教室环境真好!(铭哥为啥回秦骋不回我!13也是亲生的)" }, { "source": "很想知道这是在哪儿上的课,教室环境真好!(铭哥为啥回秦骋不回我!13也是亲生的)", "target": "亲生的你好" }, { "source": "我不说话了", "target": "有话就对知心大哥讲吧~" }, { "source": "有话就对知心大哥讲吧~", "target": "你病好了啊" }, { "source": "你病好了啊", "target": "那是,好的不要太快" }, { "source": "小猪佩奇陪你", "target": "哈哈哈真的是" }, { "source": "挂蚊帐,开空调!", "target": "更绝望的是蚊帐里面有蚊子" }, { "source": "更绝望的是蚊帐里面有蚊子", "target": "睡之前麻烦个人赶一下靴靴" }, { "source": "你是现役吗", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "这个叠叠杯也需要嗨淘。", "target": "凑重量的" }, { "source": "细小第四天吃什么啊吃什么都要吐好心疼啊已经全身无力了输液没断过特效药早晚各4分之一可以么只有2。2kg", "target": "早晚各半片" }, { "source": "早晚各半片", "target": "求远程配食物配药" }, { "source": "求远程配食物配药", "target": "病犬?" }, { "source": "到了晚上最不想看到吃的", "target": "晚上不应该是最饱的时候吗!" }, { "source": "晚上不应该是最饱的时候吗!", "target": "又饿了" }, { "source": "又饿了", "target": "快去吃点东西吧,别饿瘦了,怪羡慕的" }, { "source": "枕着凉水枕头睡觉", "target": "现在想起来你电驴带我都觉得会得心梗" }, { "source": "给你送伞", "target": "你这么好!?" }, { "source": "山东球迷发来贺电预祝辽宁横扫广哨!", "target": "山东球迷来也~" }, { "source": "我也想去青岛我想去八大关看落叶", "target": "再也不想坐公交车了" }, { "source": "再也不想坐公交车了", "target": "那就走着去" }, { "source": "那就走着去", "target": "骑自行车我骑车!" }, { "source": "找工作去", "target": "找啥子工作" }, { "source": "找啥子工作", "target": "我们要毕业了得嘛,不自己找就要跟学校去富士康。。。。" }, { "source": "我们要毕业了得嘛,不自己找就要跟学校去富士康。。。。", "target": "富士康不错嘛" }, { "source": "男神我觉得...十万太多了...", "target": "一人三万" }, { "source": "今天我生日!!超级开心的!!快来夸我哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "祝你越来越漂亮了,身体健康" }, { "source": "拜太岁拜太岁", "target": "你拜左未?" }, { "source": "应该会出来表现一下演技,来一场落日馀晖的祈盼,由醋坛子变得内敛宁和", "target": "那我会告诉你们,这一集茶茶勾引的非常明显吗【围笑】" }, { "source": "有人话,失眠的人不是有心事就是有故事", "target": "都有" }, { "source": "都有", "target": "我要听故事。" }, { "source": "我要听故事。", "target": "无话可说" }, { "source": "真是幸福的娃儿~~", "target": "来我家吧亲" }, { "source": "来我家吧亲", "target": "明知我去不了" }, { "source": "明知我去不了", "target": "好吧,我错了。那等你回来了来吃吧" }, { "source": "明天就换昊天。又贵又难住,我情愿早点爬起来。", "target": "那里实在无力吐槽,我们处的小盆友现在都住昊天……" }, { "source": "情迷咖啡~请问这个可爱的女孩可是玲玲你啊", "target": "哪个女孩?" }, { "source": "哪个女孩?", "target": "打开后有个头像" }, { "source": "打开后有个头像", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "皮总这是去儿童乐园考察啦", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "我在看李诞的一个访谈,发现你跟他说话有些小动作好像啊~~~~", "target": "哈哈哈,难怪我那么喜欢他" }, { "source": "她没上场还得哭成狗关键她一哭,大家就绷不住了", "target": "虐心了~我们该商量一下议程了" }, { "source": "虐心了~我们该商量一下议程了", "target": "写几个小游戏就行" }, { "source": "我也送了很多书,但是独唱团我留着的嘿嘿", "target": "别说了,都是眼泪。舍不得,后悔了。" }, { "source": "是我太敬业了吗!我扫到了4个敬业!!!缺爱国~可换可送", "target": "有爱过想换敬业" }, { "source": "哈哈我虽然二十二,可是我觉得我找不到了,我想毕业就有自己的小房子。", "target": "我也觉得我找不到了" }, { "source": "我也觉得我找不到了", "target": "那快买个小房子吧。买好多好多书,还有茶台,植物,养只狗。" }, { "source": "那快买个小房子吧。买好多好多书,还有茶台,植物,养只狗。", "target": "想想就挺美的" }, { "source": "你们这些男人们是在是太拼了!PS红牛要蓝瓶的比较强劲", "target": "还有蓝瓶的啊!这里都是黄的!还是赠饮!" }, { "source": "还有蓝瓶的啊!这里都是黄的!还是赠饮!", "target": "有蓝瓶的!貌似8块一瓶" }, { "source": "有蓝瓶的!貌似8块一瓶", "target": "好吧,鸟巢没得卖。。。" }, { "source": "你对床真是棒棒哒能捕捉别人发现不了的美", "target": "偷偷告诉你,她脸可白了!" }, { "source": "你的棉被到了啊!", "target": "哈哈哈什么叫棉被!!" }, { "source": "狗粮吃一口", "target": "哈哈哈管够" }, { "source": "哈哈闺女你起床了……", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈是啊下雨天最适合睡觉了" }, { "source": "想带她去美个容", "target": "你说你倒是来拿啊!!" }, { "source": "你说你倒是来拿啊!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈略略略" }, { "source": "超励志的,妹纸一个人提着包就过去,什么朋友都不在,日语会的不多,一步一步往上爬啊,终于现在混出来了!!!", "target": "不过确实一个人去闯挺厉害的。。吃饭没?" }, { "source": "妈妈,转了吗?价格还能低吗?", "target": "还没呢你想几钱?" }, { "source": "应该背个粉色的包", "target": "啊…效果更好是么" }, { "source": "你写个推荐书单吧", "target": "所有人听说过的,作者已经死掉了的书,准值得读,区别只在是否适合你而已" }, { "source": "所有人听说过的,作者已经死掉了的书,准值得读,区别只在是否适合你而已", "target": "想了想有道理" }, { "source": "欠一年的帐终于换完了", "target": "管、上班没白上" }, { "source": "你想夸我吗", "target": "还行,比起小米耍猴,你们挺厚道的。少留后门。" }, { "source": "还行,比起小米耍猴,你们挺厚道的。少留后门。", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "什么大哥你暑假不回来了!", "target": "嗯对" }, { "source": "嗯对", "target": "哇丧心" }, { "source": "云南再得一分,东北要努力了。", "target": "哈哈哈,走好," }, { "source": "人艰不拆!", "target": "懂了懂了!被甩了" }, { "source": "懂了懂了!被甩了", "target": "呵呵呵!我被甩!" }, { "source": "呵呵呵!我被甩!", "target": "别伤心别伤心" }, { "source": "别伤心别伤心", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈一点都不伤心" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈一点都不伤心", "target": "诶,高富帅在等你!" }, { "source": "诶,高富帅在等你!", "target": "哪了快呈上来!" }, { "source": "我暂时不想看见面粉做的东西了", "target": "你不是偏爱面食的吗?" }, { "source": "今天是除夕本来就不该祝新年快乐啊你是猪吗", "target": "那就也不想祝除夕快乐" }, { "source": "你看看你怕不怕,我不带我也会跟他们打好招呼的", "target": "跟他们打好招呼好好对待我..谢谢~" }, { "source": "跟他们打好招呼好好对待我..谢谢~", "target": "对啊,那你好好期待哈" }, { "source": "对啊,那你好好期待哈", "target": "我知错了..你要放下屠刀.." }, { "source": "农家回锅肉", "target": "回锅肉是不是五花肉?" }, { "source": "回锅肉是不是五花肉?", "target": "不管它叫啥肉,有时间过去吃去" }, { "source": "不管它叫啥肉,有时间过去吃去", "target": "你这都念叨多久了啊" }, { "source": "你这都念叨多久了啊", "target": "该念叨还是的念叨" }, { "source": "我家里从早上就开始没电了,啥都不能看", "target": "手机还有电就好~" }, { "source": "这条裤子有毒怎么都有", "target": "好看的!我男朋友说显高显瘦!我买的最小号最近瘦了才刚好穿的进去!" }, { "source": "求去脖子的纹的?", "target": "那个没有不用想了" }, { "source": "跟我这种腿粗根本瘦不下来的人说这种话你太过分了哼", "target": "你试试腰粗胳膊粗呢。。。。" }, { "source": "我就在你身边静静地陪着你,你没发觉也没事,只要能陪着你就行", "target": "正好我朋友出来玩然后看见我了" }, { "source": "正好我朋友出来玩然后看见我了", "target": "既然不需要我,那我走吧" }, { "source": "既然不需要我,那我走吧", "target": "摸摸~" }, { "source": "摸摸~", "target": "恩~我要抱抱" }, { "source": "恩~我要抱抱", "target": "抱抱~" }, { "source": "没有肉的生活是活不了的。", "target": "我也觉得是没有肉就要命啦" }, { "source": "我也觉得是没有肉就要命啦", "target": "是啊是啊!" }, { "source": "是啊是啊!", "target": "蛋蛋还不粗来、真能潜再不粗来抢走他所有的肉肉叫他木有肉吃" }, { "source": "你还没到达级数吧要到了多少级才有闪现技能", "target": "才十四级的我很迷茫" }, { "source": "橘子没回来,你把橘子的份儿都吃了", "target": "橘子没有回来,好忧桑" }, { "source": "来,回来我请你", "target": "请问你在西安吃过没?" }, { "source": "请问你在西安吃过没?", "target": "这不就是羊杂汤吗?" }, { "source": "求关注!!!!!", "target": "是,我是要求关注!" }, { "source": "哈哈,好久不见", "target": "哈哈就是啦。" }, { "source": "背带牛仔?", "target": "没有,背带是我自己的,哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "好奇怎么可以把贝雷帽戴的好看我每次戴的都好奇怪", "target": "贝雷帽需要发型的支撑卷发一定比直发适合戴贝雷帽" }, { "source": "贝雷帽需要发型的支撑卷发一定比直发适合戴贝雷帽", "target": "哎我就是直发,只能侧戴…这样往后戴呆的住嘛?" }, { "source": "签,赶紧的", "target": "好唻,我先去练练" }, { "source": "好唻,我先去练练", "target": "练回来了吗" }, { "source": "练回来了吗", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "猜不到" }, { "source": "猜不到", "target": "哈哈我都不好意思了" }, { "source": "哈哈我都不好意思了", "target": "没事,我看不到" }, { "source": "没事,我看不到", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "瓦片你长肥了", "target": "胖点好胖点逗人爱" }, { "source": "胖点好胖点逗人爱", "target": "好像就脸胖了" }, { "source": "好像就脸胖了", "target": "脸胖乖啊逗人爱啊" }, { "source": "脸胖乖啊逗人爱啊", "target": "嗯,相当逗人爱" }, { "source": "嗯,相当逗人爱", "target": "谢谢嘴巴还是甜回来你开车我请你啊" }, { "source": "谢谢嘴巴还是甜回来你开车我请你啊", "target": "在哪个地方嘛?" }, { "source": "思念谁", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "猜不到" }, { "source": "猜不到", "target": "哈哈还没出现的那个人" }, { "source": "猴子好委屈的样子", "target": "没有呀" }, { "source": "大上海这么热你好坚强还有体力找乐子", "target": "妹子我建议你把名字改掉辛酸一地" }, { "source": "妹子我建议你把名字改掉辛酸一地", "target": "好主意" }, { "source": "胖也可以很美", "target": "但是我没有美啊,有也是心灵美!" }, { "source": "但是我没有美啊,有也是心灵美!", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "同意", "target": "我要减肥!" }, { "source": "我要减肥!", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "别加油啊,我便更胖了" }, { "source": "别加油啊,我便更胖了", "target": "漏油" }, { "source": "太赞了吧", "target": "看看哪个感兴趣的回去一起去" }, { "source": "看看哪个感兴趣的回去一起去", "target": "都挺有兴趣啊" }, { "source": "都挺有兴趣啊", "target": "我也是都准备去还有好多想去的这上面也没有" }, { "source": "因为看着你解开了领带,于是就期待穿你的衬衫", "target": "解开了还会让你穿上么" }, { "source": "解开了还会让你穿上么", "target": "出门不穿衣服么" }, { "source": "出门不穿衣服么", "target": "在家还要穿么" }, { "source": "在家还要穿么", "target": "我是要穿的" }, { "source": "头像怎么又换了", "target": "老板觉得我的头,烫的不帅。" }, { "source": "老板觉得我的头,烫的不帅。", "target": "老板这么善变的嘛" }, { "source": "老板这么善变的嘛", "target": "不不不,要求比较高。" }, { "source": "不不不,要求比较高。", "target": "同一个行业,同一个老板" }, { "source": "为什么每天你都在吃火锅", "target": "哪里有火锅?" }, { "source": "哪里有火锅?", "target": "我想的" }, { "source": "我想的", "target": "宝贝想错了" }, { "source": "宝贝想错了", "target": "那该想什么" }, { "source": "那该想什么", "target": "白水煮以上" }, { "source": "我想你了", "target": "我也想你。" }, { "source": "我也想你。", "target": "哎呀,好久没见你了" }, { "source": "哎呀,好久没见你了", "target": "我一直都在。" }, { "source": "您太好看了!", "target": "像三毛" }, { "source": "我还以为只有我们这里才有汉斯小木屋", "target": "我们这一直有的阿" }, { "source": "为什么要讨厌我我做错了是什么难道就是因为你男人爱上我?", "target": "几天不见你这个老戏骨又长进了" }, { "source": "几天不见你这个老戏骨又长进了", "target": "谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "谢谢夸奖", "target": "演艺界女神太客气了【说谎太累了】" }, { "source": "演艺界女神太客气了【说谎太累了】", "target": "一定的毕竟最佳女主角" }, { "source": "一定的毕竟最佳女主角", "target": "奥斯卡影后" }, { "source": "奥斯卡影后", "target": "嗯嗯影后要睡美容觉了,等宝宝休息好了帮你签名" }, { "source": "暴露年龄的时候到了一千零一个愿望", "target": "哈哈,我99年的,差不多四五岁的时候看到过四个女孩在游乐园玩和唱歌的mv。那时候可羡慕了!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊。。。心空。。。娘娘您也太暖了吧哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "好了睡了,晚安" }, { "source": "好了睡了,晚安", "target": "安啦,我觉得我还可以再修一下仙" }, { "source": "去哪里野了呀", "target": "荒野求生~" }, { "source": "为啥啊,你到哪里换公交车", "target": "在武林门换乘快速公交" }, { "source": "在武林门换乘快速公交", "target": "那应该很快啊,地铁你是不是没赶上班次啊" }, { "source": "那应该很快啊,地铁你是不是没赶上班次啊", "target": "班次差不多,但因为地铁快得有限,再加上快递公交也不快,所以完全不行啊" }, { "source": "班次差不多,但因为地铁快得有限,再加上快递公交也不快,所以完全不行啊", "target": "看来你那里现在不行,要等地铁通到紫金港才行啊" }, { "source": "看来你那里现在不行,要等地铁通到紫金港才行啊", "target": "希望通车的时间赶在我退休时间前面哦" }, { "source": "马鞍山冷吗?", "target": "昨天寒露了~早晚冷~下午也不是特别得热" }, { "source": "下期汤神,再下期杜兰特。。。", "target": "一起一起" }, { "source": "怎么不报名冬季联赛呢?", "target": "不知道报名啊!" }, { "source": "你咋总是感冒", "target": "我也不知道。你好了没有" }, { "source": "你好,我是可爱的老爷爷", "target": "我好喜欢你怎么办" }, { "source": "我好喜欢你怎么办", "target": "哈哈哈我造" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我造", "target": "你不能抛弃我和别人在一起" }, { "source": "你不能抛弃我和别人在一起", "target": "和别人在一起了也不会抛弃你" }, { "source": "和别人在一起了也不会抛弃你", "target": "你骗人" }, { "source": "你骗人", "target": "骗你干嘛" }, { "source": "骗你干嘛", "target": "反正我不管,你不能离开我" }, { "source": "反正我不管,你不能离开我", "target": "我啥时候离开过你" }, { "source": "我啥时候离开过你", "target": "我不是怕我们的以后嘛" }, { "source": "我不是怕我们的以后嘛", "target": "心累很" }, { "source": "心累很", "target": "你厌倦我了嘛" }, { "source": "你厌倦我了嘛", "target": "爱你都来不及" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "我纶生日快乐" }, { "source": "那只猴子也太无聊了吧。。。", "target": "你走开" }, { "source": "你走开", "target": "不!" }, { "source": "不!", "target": "为什么不走?我们是没有幸福的!" }, { "source": "为什么不走?我们是没有幸福的!", "target": "因为我脚不好" }, { "source": "你在哪儿。。。", "target": "现在在保定啊,回国呆几天" }, { "source": "强烈要求实名制!一人一票", "target": "您的建议麦麦会为您反馈的哦~" }, { "source": "坐等揍", "target": "看热闹不嫌事大型的,可惜人家表示了。就不揍了。" }, { "source": "看热闹不嫌事大型的,可惜人家表示了。就不揍了。", "target": "好可惜……" }, { "source": "带我玩", "target": "来就带你去~" }, { "source": "粪叉,粪叉,我们寝室都叫顺口了", "target": "哈哈,好的" }, { "source": "你又不胖", "target": "我觉得我胖呀" }, { "source": "传说中的八点半阿喜烧烤探索之旅么", "target": "没见阿喜耶!!!" }, { "source": "没见阿喜耶!!!", "target": "怎么说也要十点多才有吧" }, { "source": "怎么说也要十点多才有吧", "target": "确实没出来摆,都快11点了,那会!" }, { "source": "确实没出来摆,都快11点了,那会!", "target": "夜间运动没动力了…" }, { "source": "北鼻加油~", "target": "今天涨工资了,心情好,也就不觉得累了" }, { "source": "今天和我喝酒的一个朋友好像你哦", "target": "哈哈!像像!" }, { "source": "哈哈!像像!", "target": "你又没看到" }, { "source": "你又没看到", "target": "相信你的眼光" }, { "source": "谁给你的玉手?讲清楚!", "target": "买的买的!" }, { "source": "这眉毛修的贼好", "target": "来呀我给你修修" }, { "source": "铁狼一匹", "target": "注意安全" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "什么意思" }, { "source": "呦呦厉害了还大厨", "target": "你好像不服?" }, { "source": "你好像不服?", "target": "这么不明显都被你看出来了" }, { "source": "这个给力", "target": "只要998,黄金手机带回家" }, { "source": "只要998,黄金手机带回家", "target": "准备吃饭" }, { "source": "准备吃饭", "target": "早饭还是午饭。。。" }, { "source": "早饭还是午饭。。。", "target": "午饭" }, { "source": "午饭", "target": "这么早现在才十一点耶" }, { "source": "这么早现在才十一点耶", "target": "嗯,我们这边吃的确实有点早" }, { "source": "嗯,我们这边吃的确实有点早", "target": "不是有点。。是真的好早你在哪呢" }, { "source": "不是有点。。是真的好早你在哪呢", "target": "现在在云南" }, { "source": "现在在云南", "target": "好远阿~下不下雨阿" }, { "source": "好远阿~下不下雨阿", "target": "额,前两天下雨,今天天晴了,你哪的呢" }, { "source": "额,前两天下雨,今天天晴了,你哪的呢", "target": "广州,断断续续在下雨。。ps:今天好多蚊子。。。" }, { "source": "广州,断断续续在下雨。。ps:今天好多蚊子。。。", "target": "额,广州不算远啊" }, { "source": "你的英语很好?", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "蓝胖子到南京了?", "target": "我去上海了。。。" }, { "source": "哇!!!!!!!大大!!!您真好看!!!", "target": "姐姐你有毒吧" }, { "source": "注意保暖", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "生快", "target": "脚痛死了" }, { "source": "脚痛死了", "target": "吃好吃的啦" }, { "source": "吃好吃的啦", "target": "冒菜虽然有肉但是味道不是特别好" }, { "source": "姐姐早", "target": "老汉,装什么嫩" }, { "source": "啦啦啦,来逛了一圈", "target": "啦啦啦起床啦" }, { "source": "啦啦啦起床啦", "target": "冒泡泡了" }, { "source": "虽然你的男神什么都没有,但是你的女神满足了你。不枉此生。", "target": "有神就是幸福的" }, { "source": "我吃醋了真的关注就算了还……隐藏", "target": "没有隐藏的好像我去翻了一下" }, { "source": "我漏掉了什么吗", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "你把他带着和你一样了" }, { "source": "要是我今天晚上没事我一定会陪你去的······", "target": "矮油不过话说我今天还真的准备叫你陪的不过你一直与我同在" }, { "source": "矮油不过话说我今天还真的准备叫你陪的不过你一直与我同在", "target": "那确实是的。我今天还笑我自己是不是太粘你了列。等个烧烤就给你打个电话。哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你想吃啥", "target": "啥也不想吃,吃了也是吐" }, { "source": "我以前可是勾搭过云南小男生的~", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊然后呢" }, { "source": "把生活表现出来??需要通过展开一大把钞票展示吗?你这个三观太正了", "target": "人家要怎么样表达生活还需要符合别人的要求?只不过这是他的生活状态" }, { "source": "去读研了?", "target": "嗯啊~" }, { "source": "我在深圳啊!", "target": "成都也同样滴答滴答下雨啦!" }, { "source": "成都也同样滴答滴答下雨啦!", "target": "是啊!我听老妈说成都在下毛毛雨,深圳今天阳光灿烂,,," }, { "source": "想摸摸的举个手", "target": "不给摸" }, { "source": "有时候戴口罩是懒得化妆", "target": "我因为太丑了戴口罩遮脸" }, { "source": "一辈子很短,眼睛一闭,不睁,一辈子就过去了。得过且过,不要要求太高啦", "target": "要求高吗" }, { "source": "还是你懂也不知道说时间过得快还是慢", "target": "你申请如何了?准备申几所啊…" }, { "source": "你申请如何了?准备申几所啊…", "target": "不好哦托福不好都不能申你申了多少啦" }, { "source": "我185也很帅", "target": "我喜欢1.88的" }, { "source": "我喜欢1.88的", "target": "好的,我1,88" }, { "source": "生快", "target": "你还没回答我怎么我不能显示MX3" }, { "source": "你还没回答我怎么我不能显示MX3", "target": "可能版本不一样" }, { "source": "可能版本不一样", "target": "不是一样在应用平台更新最新版本就可以了吗" }, { "source": "啊啊~~好丰盛啊!做巧克力马卡龙的时候一定通知您!", "target": "原来如此" }, { "source": "标志4008吗?怎么升高的?", "target": "这是3008DKR赛车" }, { "source": "个兜牛仔裤都世界丑咯", "target": "你帮我选" }, { "source": "来福会直接下沉。而陶西会漂浮水中。", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "饿的都离不开马子了!", "target": "是你袄,琪哥" }, { "source": "是你袄,琪哥", "target": "你最爱阿" }, { "source": "请你也别骂人,别生气。我们也是狠爱我们的爱豆。你这样说,我们真的很生气。请你以后别那么说了,他们真的很努力。", "target": "他骂的真的不是你们,你们真的误会他了。" }, { "source": "他骂的真的不是你们,你们真的误会他了。", "target": "嗯。我也是好好说的~" }, { "source": "赞一个棒棒哒", "target": "腿快要废啦,我不该跟这俩货瞎折腾" }, { "source": "腿快要废啦,我不该跟这俩货瞎折腾", "target": "勇士我…刚刚睡醒" }, { "source": "你抓住了重点!学校就是棒!", "target": "我只想说那点儿根本不够吃……" }, { "source": "陈伟霆什么时候娶我", "target": "祝你成功" }, { "source": "有点羡慕……我也很想爱人在哪儿我在哪儿,但也很舍不下家里……", "target": "哎……超心塞的……" }, { "source": "帅这种东西,与过山车无关", "target": "好的你说得对小背心" }, { "source": "小编为我加油哦", "target": "你是绿发红发还是蓝发紫发我找找看" }, { "source": "你是绿发红发还是蓝发紫发我找找看", "target": "黑发蓝眼睛" }, { "source": "黑发蓝眼睛", "target": "蓝眼睛啊" }, { "source": "看感冒开了一堆药,二百多……也是可以的。我对中医没意见,我对这个中医大人有点疑惑。", "target": "看药量大概是5天左右的药,平均每天40多,和去西医打针差不多。" }, { "source": "看药量大概是5天左右的药,平均每天40多,和去西医打针差不多。", "target": "大概是我平时不爱吃药吧,觉得普通感冒吃五天中药,药量不算小了。而且是外国人,也没有考虑会不会对中药过敏或者不耐受么。" }, { "source": "大概是我平时不爱吃药吧,觉得普通感冒吃五天中药,药量不算小了。而且是外国人,也没有考虑会不会对中药过敏或者不耐受么。", "target": "我也觉得开多药了。" }, { "source": "你竟然第一时间拍照了。。", "target": "觉的光特别美就把拍下来了你应该夸我能抓住生活中美的小细节" }, { "source": "觉的光特别美就把拍下来了你应该夸我能抓住生活中美的小细节", "target": "不夸" }, { "source": "下午在了等会回来", "target": "不约会吗" }, { "source": "不约会吗", "target": "恩,不约,晚上可能他们说酒吧" }, { "source": "我上次去胡大吃麻小啦", "target": "是不是很好吃~~就是排队时间太长了,人太多" }, { "source": "此萝莉非彼萝莉", "target": "此萝莉乃你" }, { "source": "此萝莉乃你", "target": "吃蛋糕对牙齿不好" }, { "source": "打劫翻企", "target": "咦,衰人,教人做坏事啊" }, { "source": "哇噻商量财大办班的事情是吧?你会过来教呗?以后是不是能常常见到你?", "target": "这边刚做起来,我离得太远啦。今天本来想叫你一起出来玩的但想到周六你回家了噢" }, { "source": "天台找工作", "target": "天台属于浙江台州是个地名台字念第一声不是那个天台哎小地方没名气" }, { "source": "你是回家了吗", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "是哒", "target": "在家被说穿衣服好看是不可能的永远都是被嫌弃" }, { "source": "在家被说穿衣服好看是不可能的永远都是被嫌弃", "target": "哈哈哈对对对" }, { "source": "你的导师吗", "target": "嗯,法学的导师!" }, { "source": "嗯,法学的导师!", "target": "感觉酷酷的" }, { "source": "世界上最好看的眼以后就叫卫健眼", "target": "专属电眼,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "金色的秀色可餐", "target": "结果我还是买的白的金的贵了四百" }, { "source": "结果我还是买的白的金的贵了四百", "target": "看来你的眼光是正确的,金色还更贵呢!" }, { "source": "马上奋战第七集", "target": "你沦陷区把" }, { "source": "肥仔有无扔鞋子啊?睡觉路!88", "target": "谁告诉你这机密" }, { "source": "谁告诉你这机密", "target": "之前天下足球说的!" }, { "source": "友军,骂我可以,请用更大的力量去惩罚那些伤害孩子的人,再用比这更大的力量保护身边的孩子。", "target": "那我更不愿意骂你,都是为了孩子打抱不平,很抱歉和你争论那么久" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "对坚强的人来说,不幸就像铁犁一样开垦着他内心的大地,虽然痛,却可以播种。" }, { "source": "可以问问大牙", "target": "那大牙非疯了,说我又去折磨他~" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "我打架受伤了" }, { "source": "我打架受伤了", "target": "玻璃心啊" }, { "source": "玻璃心啊", "target": "找你打发时间也不错" }, { "source": "找你打发时间也不错", "target": "这不现在就在打发时间么本来想出去但是自己一个人也懒得动" }, { "source": "这不现在就在打发时间么本来想出去但是自己一个人也懒得动", "target": "不说了\\'开始工作" }, { "source": "我木有抛弃你们~~~", "target": "不相信不过你嫁出去了好欣慰。" }, { "source": "不相信不过你嫁出去了好欣慰。", "target": "老子。。。就给我没人要一样" }, { "source": "我想知道你们一加五在哪买的好看的手机壳求介绍", "target": "告诉你吧,没有好看的" }, { "source": "告诉你吧,没有好看的", "target": "那有没有质量好点的求推荐" }, { "source": "冬天我们不怕冷!8级以上大风我们不怕!", "target": "??你是大V了啊~不是在那啥大厦上班么?" }, { "source": "??你是大V了啊~不是在那啥大厦上班么?", "target": "哦!我是以我工程师证填写的!哈哈!" }, { "source": "那只咸猪手,有点难道啊。", "target": "这么粗壮的手不用猜都知道是大头的" }, { "source": "这么粗壮的手不用猜都知道是大头的", "target": "这我也知,就是不想讲出来。。。。。。好伤人的。。" }, { "source": "这我也知,就是不想讲出来。。。。。。好伤人的。。", "target": "哥确定粗壮是褒义词" }, { "source": "哥确定粗壮是褒义词", "target": "我的词典里没有褒义词的,,,,,只有赞美的。。" }, { "source": "做最真实的自己说不好听的就是不接受别人的意见。。。。。", "target": "为了省钱你造吗" }, { "source": "生日快乐蛋糕好漂亮", "target": "谢谢落落麻落落啥时候的生日呀" }, { "source": "谢谢落落麻落落啥时候的生日呀", "target": "落落是2月14号的情人节宝宝" }, { "source": "落落是2月14号的情人节宝宝", "target": "哇塞这个好呀" }, { "source": "稳住我们能赢", "target": "过了今晚我们又是一条好汉" }, { "source": "明天还要上班!!!不要再下去啦!!!", "target": "哥哥连上八天。。" }, { "source": "哥哥连上八天。。", "target": "万恶啊!!居然没睡觉。。。" }, { "source": "学霸肯定过", "target": "学渣同样过" }, { "source": "学渣同样过", "target": "我不是学渣" }, { "source": "我不是学渣", "target": "我是学渣" }, { "source": "我是学渣", "target": "别谦虚嘛" }, { "source": "又偷偷买东西", "target": "是老大买的我甚么也没干" }, { "source": "是老大买的我甚么也没干", "target": "啊你买给老大不买给我" }, { "source": "抓紧给你准备份子钱", "target": "赶紧存钱啊" }, { "source": "赶紧存钱啊", "target": "等我手机还完就好了" }, { "source": "喔噢,我们这腊八节都没啥特殊的,我上大学才听说", "target": "你有机会可以感受下" }, { "source": "你熟悉的人儿•••", "target": "其实大家都熟悉的人儿才对" }, { "source": "你觉得为时已晚的时候,恰恰是最早的时候", "target": "还是挺晚的," }, { "source": "大叔我看上了你身上的裤子!求告知!", "target": "同求男裤哈哈哈" }, { "source": "同求男裤哈哈哈", "target": "怎么变成安利帖了。" }, { "source": "美少女,你不冷?", "target": "家里不冷哇" }, { "source": "家里不冷哇", "target": "你还是很健康的。" }, { "source": "你还是很健康的。", "target": "壮壮子一般身体都好,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "壮壮子一般身体都好,嘿嘿", "target": "是的。。身材也还过得去。" }, { "source": "是的。。身材也还过得去。", "target": "肉都曼出来了。" }, { "source": "生病还吃KFC。。。白学了", "target": "这位同学,你的同情心呢?" }, { "source": "这位同学,你的同情心呢?", "target": "那是什么?好吃么?多少钱一斤?" }, { "source": "下雪了", "target": "让我想想今儿穿什么。。" }, { "source": "远离负能量朋友,说的就是你们,再见", "target": "哈哈哈哈,你做梦" }, { "source": "我觉得,现在的长春跟上个世纪三四十年代没啥变化", "target": "喔?" }, { "source": "贤惠死了", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "补得什么肥啊", "target": "氮肥,一小点点,怕烧了根" }, { "source": "学车去不了", "target": "以后来玩儿" }, { "source": "以后来玩儿", "target": "以后常驻了?" }, { "source": "2.5小时力量训练35-45分钟有氧,有氧一周起码3次", "target": "请问饮食呢" }, { "source": "请问饮食呢", "target": "多肉,多蔬菜,无油炸,低碳水" }, { "source": "多肉,多蔬菜,无油炸,低碳水", "target": "平时不用滴油不沾吧" }, { "source": "平时不用滴油不沾吧", "target": "滴油不沾" }, { "source": "滴油不沾", "target": "肉和蔬菜都不用油烹饪吗" }, { "source": "今天画风变了啊", "target": "人生需要多尝试不同的风格" }, { "source": "人生需要多尝试不同的风格", "target": "哈哈,好,可以的" }, { "source": "等人都讨厌,不管在哪里!!", "target": "好吧。。那我知道错了,刚才等车太久被迫迟到" }, { "source": "我有一句话不知当说不当说", "target": "不~当~说~" }, { "source": "不~当~说~", "target": "那我只好勉强说了" }, { "source": "混血小王子呢?", "target": "明明是最丑的人的声音" }, { "source": "太空馆,很酷的。", "target": "嗯,很小,挺好玩,人也不多" }, { "source": "有多胖了?", "target": "游泳圈" }, { "source": "游泳圈", "target": "那么大" }, { "source": "那么大", "target": "但是没太有人说我胖,因为看不出来,哈哈。" }, { "source": "但是没太有人说我胖,因为看不出来,哈哈。", "target": "我根本就看不到啊" }, { "source": "我根本就看不到啊", "target": "又没照片肯定看不到啊" }, { "source": "又没照片肯定看不到啊", "target": "那什么时候给我看看你" }, { "source": "那什么时候给我看看你", "target": "看到会吓晕的" }, { "source": "看到会吓晕的", "target": "看都还没看" }, { "source": "看都还没看", "target": "怎么看" }, { "source": "怎么看", "target": "照片传上来或发给我。" }, { "source": "照片传上来或发给我。", "target": "我手机发不了,太低端了" }, { "source": "甜葡萄,红眼睛", "target": "周冬雨红眼睛仿妆" }, { "source": "现在去海南,应该热化了吧", "target": "皮都晒掉了" }, { "source": "换个发色,卷发就是你的了。", "target": "头发太黑,不好上色。又太粗发质太硬不好卷。" }, { "source": "我喜欢原谅色的头发", "target": "你也去染一个" }, { "source": "你是最帅诶。", "target": "蒙起脸啊个最帅" }, { "source": "那邪魅的一甩", "target": "那可不" }, { "source": "找不回来咯,客服老不理我,这是我的新号哦,我的妹", "target": "终于等到你" }, { "source": "终于等到你", "target": "我就知道,你会一直等我,我就知道" }, { "source": "我就知道,你会一直等我,我就知道", "target": "昂,那不必须的" }, { "source": "额。。你不知道男人的年龄是不能说的秘密吗", "target": "额……这是说女人的吧" }, { "source": "咱先来个42小时的半身浴玩玩儿", "target": "42度" }, { "source": "42度", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈、还以为42小时" }, { "source": "一群单身狗", "target": "明明是一家人其乐融融" }, { "source": "家里收拾的好干净,饭呢?", "target": "在锅里" }, { "source": "你的身高暴露了", "target": "哈哈我本来就不高啊" }, { "source": "哈哈我本来就不高啊", "target": "最萌身高差" }, { "source": "想家就回吧回不了就打电话吧", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我看到对面是个男生", "target": "吃完就长智齿了" }, { "source": "吃完就长智齿了", "target": "这个话题转的我给零分" }, { "source": "这个话题转的我给零分", "target": "明天要用门牙吃圣诞餐了" }, { "source": "明天要用门牙吃圣诞餐了", "target": "刚开的这家不好吃虽然便宜" }, { "source": "刚开的这家不好吃虽然便宜", "target": "为啥又开了一家分店..." }, { "source": "宝宝太爱踢怎么办?不爱踢又怎么办?", "target": "每天都爱踢的话应该是比较活泼,每天都不爱踢的话就是很安静?突然变化的话就要注意一下啦~" }, { "source": "东三省的人品比云南那边的好很多!", "target": "表这样说虽然我不是云南人去云南玩也被坑过但还是相信云南人总体不坏" }, { "source": "表这样说虽然我不是云南人去云南玩也被坑过但还是相信云南人总体不坏", "target": "俩次在云南遇见的导游都是很恶毒的,对于旅游的人多影响心情,我们都是受害者。" }, { "source": "俩次在云南遇见的导游都是很恶毒的,对于旅游的人多影响心情,我们都是受害者。", "target": "云南的旅行社导游确实太黑了感觉旅游业挺混乱的" }, { "source": "听说好多黄牛...估计又要炒翻天了==", "target": "肯定会炒,就几百双,据说都炒3k以上了" }, { "source": "大长腿美美哒", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "当时出昭君凤皮的时候买了,我玩,然后对面有一个人玩的什么忘记了,进去就开全部和我要皮肤,我就????", "target": "有钱就应该给别人送皮肤么?我们又不傻。" }, { "source": "有钱就应该给别人送皮肤么?我们又不傻。", "target": "对呗,刚何况是根本不认识的人" }, { "source": "凌晨怼这么大一碗", "target": "是啊!就好这口" }, { "source": "一个闪现,然后斩杀!", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "我看了点~不太喜欢杨幂演戏了,完全跟翻译官的感觉一样", "target": "我对她一直是那种感觉,我不喜欢她的剧但是她穿衣风格我蛮喜欢还有我完全不喜欢男主这种类型,觉得好耗体力,可能我老了吧" }, { "source": "我对她一直是那种感觉,我不喜欢她的剧但是她穿衣风格我蛮喜欢还有我完全不喜欢男主这种类型,觉得好耗体力,可能我老了吧", "target": "我也觉得~和他谈恋爱太累了。我还是喜欢成熟的" }, { "source": "我也觉得~和他谈恋爱太累了。我还是喜欢成熟的", "target": "对…对中二少年只有冷笑真的老了老了" }, { "source": "群里不太经常说话吧。我们桌还有95年的呢", "target": "唉~我老了" }, { "source": "宝宝头发好长呀", "target": "我想剪,又不舍得剪哈哈哈哈怎么办啊,剪不" }, { "source": "我想剪,又不舍得剪哈哈哈哈怎么办啊,剪不", "target": "我觉得你长发好看呀" }, { "source": "看到你写这,我也想买个本子写了,虽然我好老了", "target": "和年龄无关啊" }, { "source": "加油啊小蝌蚪多吃点好吃的", "target": "都想辞职了" }, { "source": "谈你的爱去", "target": "还是忘不了你哦" }, { "source": "还是忘不了你哦", "target": "可现实总是太残忍辜负了我们" }, { "source": "家校互动吧那里可以看分数这个桂电在线里面就是本科教务系统一样的!!。。。。估计是你翘课了!哈", "target": "没有啊!不知道他怎么想的!气人啊!什么东西啊" }, { "source": "没有啊!不知道他怎么想的!气人啊!什么东西啊", "target": "工设抓的严你们学分绩普遍偏低吧!!毕竟是四院的重点!!!" }, { "source": "工设抓的严你们学分绩普遍偏低吧!!毕竟是四院的重点!!!", "target": "我晕'重点个毛线'真心气死啊" }, { "source": "想吃煎茄子", "target": "带个大的回去给你?" }, { "source": "管你球事啊''你才是百无聊赖哦", "target": "你睡得好晚哦" }, { "source": "你睡得好晚哦", "target": "吃多了''消化不了" }, { "source": "吃多了''消化不了", "target": "你太能吃了" }, { "source": "生日快乐~~!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "想被咬了是什么心态", "target": "我要是明年也出去了没44活不下去可咋办啊" }, { "source": "我陪你", "target": "我也要马甲线" }, { "source": "我也要马甲线", "target": "你就算了吧" }, { "source": "嘻嘻挺好的", "target": "不要让我看到你" }, { "source": "你怎么这么早走啊", "target": "恩,就是啊,我也不想,可是后天就报名了。" }, { "source": "恩,就是啊,我也不想,可是后天就报名了。", "target": "好好干吧" }, { "source": "好好干吧", "target": "是的,花老师" }, { "source": "是的,花老师", "target": "花老师,可以可以" }, { "source": "花老师,可以可以", "target": "你什么时候走啊?" }, { "source": "你什么时候走啊?", "target": "4号走,你快到西安了吧" }, { "source": "4号走,你快到西安了吧", "target": "我还没动身" }, { "source": "我还没动身", "target": "何时动身啊" }, { "source": "还不回家?", "target": "不想回......" }, { "source": "不想回......", "target": "找我吧" }, { "source": "找我吧", "target": "好意思...找你都没理我" }, { "source": "赌5毛上面那颗是雷", "target": "是下面那个我猜对了" }, { "source": "是下面那个我猜对了", "target": "今天可真是背" }, { "source": "喜欢就喜欢,不喜欢就不喜欢,别到处黑别人", "target": "不好意思我没有黑我只是阐述一件事实" }, { "source": "不好意思我没有黑我只是阐述一件事实", "target": "事实,哦,难道你是他本人" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "奖学金" }, { "source": "奖学金", "target": "你买那个干什么" }, { "source": "你买那个干什么", "target": "有用啊,你不会懂得" }, { "source": "这是要转行当厨师是么天天晒美食让我这一在减肥的人情何以堪", "target": "放弃吧减肥多痛苦呀大吃大喝才是福" }, { "source": "你旁边条纹衣服的同学好像我同学哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈真的吗她是我室友。" }, { "source": "土豪回家求请客", "target": "土豪在哪里?!顺便请我!!" }, { "source": "土豪在哪里?!顺便请我!!", "target": "你啊这种工作了的土豪" }, { "source": "你啊这种工作了的土豪", "target": "你见过哪个卖劳力的土豪?!" }, { "source": "我穿你大戏的靴子哈哈哈哈挺合脚", "target": "我说怎么眼熟" }, { "source": "注意保暖啊,穿多条裤啦", "target": "恩恩··小牛都系啊·要注意身体啊!" }, { "source": "感觉鞠婧祎个人会发展得更好吧", "target": "会哒" }, { "source": "我们是因为彼此爱的太深,又不能在一起。所以害怕面对!等走过,我会偷偷的回头去找寻。好悲哀!", "target": "我真的不懂,两个相爱的人为什么不能在一起。y" }, { "source": "啊,一天就吃三个水果,你居然撑过来了。。。。那你现在瘦了多少斤啊?", "target": "6。6斤" }, { "source": "居然不给我说,不绝交不可能了!", "target": "你不是出去耍了吗..." }, { "source": "你不是出去耍了吗...", "target": "你也要喊嘛!" }, { "source": "你也要喊嘛!", "target": "我错了嘛..." }, { "source": "帝都的天何时变得这么蓝", "target": "哈哈因为我的到来特别蓝~" }, { "source": "正主总算现身了!", "target": "又拉上我" }, { "source": "又拉上我", "target": "管好你的爱人吧柱子" }, { "source": "啥叫可观的收入?没明白。提这么暧昧的要求,让别人怎么参考。或者说你这个可观是根据医院医生来平均水平定的。最好说清楚一下", "target": "咋也得过万吧,嗯,没错,我是没过万的吃瓜群众" }, { "source": "营养叔叔也有为解馋不营养的时候啊", "target": "豆浆还是可以的" }, { "source": "好让我们恭喜阿猩老铁今日份挑战成功√", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "继续加油!" }, { "source": "继续加油!", "target": "好的!一定做到!" }, { "source": "也来黄冈晃哈儿我这还是阴天冷死了…", "target": "直接来武汉晒,哈哈…" }, { "source": "我要去围观", "target": "话说我双休啊你周末没事么就自己开车来如皋了啊请你吃饭!" }, { "source": "话说我双休啊你周末没事么就自己开车来如皋了啊请你吃饭!", "target": "自己开车。。。不认识路啊要么我研究下这个礼拜等我。。。" }, { "source": "自己开车。。。不认识路啊要么我研究下这个礼拜等我。。。", "target": "这个礼拜?好啊我有空,他上班的咱俩玩高速啊上来有路牌啊" }, { "source": "有人宠过吗", "target": "没有吗" }, { "source": "钱这么好挣的?", "target": "对啊。" }, { "source": "对啊。", "target": "像我这种的,能胜任不?" }, { "source": "又红又专的二更", "target": "喜欢你们这么红的公司" }, { "source": "喜欢你们这么红的公司", "target": "谁喜欢谁来反正我不喜欢" }, { "source": "谁喜欢谁来反正我不喜欢", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈实在" }, { "source": "越来越高级了。。之前叫的煲仔饭,用的是耐高温塑料底直接烧的,超赞", "target": "难道煲仔很便宜吗我也是第一次见到这样的" }, { "source": "不知道这位大兄弟是在针对我上一条吗?如果是的话我的回答是并没有希望他们打起来就事论事我看到的事实就是没人站出来不要随意揣测谢谢", "target": "或许他们不站出来是不想把事越闹越大也有可能?你也不要随意揣测谢谢" }, { "source": "无聊了就玩手机", "target": "哈哈哈我刚网差并不知道这个表情是啥意思只觉得很乖" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我刚网差并不知道这个表情是啥意思只觉得很乖", "target": "对了,你是厦航的嘛?" }, { "source": "对了,你是厦航的嘛?", "target": "不是哦" }, { "source": "嘿嘿你确实是记对了的,我刚看完了一集白发魔女才来看的。嘿嘿希望明天你超额完成任务哈。", "target": "任务都是浮云!哈哈…小日子过得可以吖!嘎嘎" }, { "source": "好美啊,是不是玉龙雪山啊", "target": "是喔" }, { "source": "是喔", "target": "好想去" }, { "source": "好想去", "target": "心动不如行动" }, { "source": "考研好累啊话说你江西??", "target": "不累,我就学了俩月" }, { "source": "不累,我就学了俩月", "target": "我呸" }, { "source": "狼受一脸幸福的小媳妇样", "target": "哪有~你感觉不到我的霸气么" }, { "source": "我昨天晚上木有来哦,所以捉急上来看看大家~", "target": "昨天回家喝了点小酒" }, { "source": "昨天回家喝了点小酒", "target": "哦哦,我昨晚上看电影勒~" }, { "source": "哦哦,我昨晚上看电影勒~", "target": "去电影院看的吗" }, { "source": "去电影院看的吗", "target": "在家看的啦,天气不好就不往人多的地方去了" }, { "source": "在家看的啦,天气不好就不往人多的地方去了", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "春天到了?", "target": "一看你就不是个正经人" }, { "source": "一看你就不是个正经人", "target": "难道不是春天?4月了都" }, { "source": "难道不是春天?4月了都", "target": "把你能的" }, { "source": "把你能的", "target": "哎哟喂" }, { "source": "哎哟喂", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈外国也放清明假的么" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈外国也放清明假的么", "target": "不放" }, { "source": "不放", "target": "天气甚好,我们要出去玩了" }, { "source": "遇到蛮横不讲理的人,只需要静观其变,无需争夺,吃亏是福,你的心有多大,未来的福就有多大", "target": "恩是这样的" }, { "source": "我每天都是晚上清醒刚起床的时候难受特别难受", "target": "每天晚上好不容易开导自己想通一醒过来这个世界又回到了从前" }, { "source": "喝蜂蜜", "target": "不,是没有时间拉……" }, { "source": "不,是没有时间拉……", "target": "时间这么紧张" }, { "source": "时间这么紧张", "target": "对,根本离不开椅子" }, { "source": "对,根本离不开椅子", "target": "真忙" }, { "source": "马竞的脏已经不是一两天的事了", "target": "每次都可以脏出新高度" }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻,俺喜欢被子…", "target": "哇哦~下次你中午不回去就来找我啊!" }, { "source": "没瘦啊为什么都说你瘦了", "target": "还是你懂我" }, { "source": "你第一张照片反光镜里的人是谁?哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "路人啊啥笑点" }, { "source": "路人啊啥笑点", "target": "你把她拍的好完整啊哈哈哈哈哈哈就像P上去的一样哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你把她拍的好完整啊哈哈哈哈哈哈就像P上去的一样哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈只能说缘分到了" }, { "source": "宜兴的海底捞是真品么", "target": "是真的哦" }, { "source": "羡慕你们这种可以穿短裤的人", "target": "我也能穿羡慕不" }, { "source": "反正我天天八点上班要七点起来很痛苦", "target": "周末要加班么?" }, { "source": "周末要加班么?", "target": "当然,不" }, { "source": "当然,不", "target": "那就周末睡啊!睡个天昏地暗!" }, { "source": "小漠,你再不更我哥们说准备买你版权,他要来做国服第一", "target": "他有什么版权?" }, { "source": "父爱如尼加拉瓜瀑布倾泻而下了", "target": "你不觉得活在这世界有时候很痛苦么" }, { "source": "你不觉得活在这世界有时候很痛苦么", "target": "那要看你怎么看待痛苦" }, { "source": "那要看你怎么看待痛苦", "target": "那你怎么看" }, { "source": "那你怎么看", "target": "苦亦是乐!苦中作乐!" }, { "source": "今晚补偿你", "target": "怎么补偿" }, { "source": "怎么补偿", "target": "你想怎么补偿" }, { "source": "对比之下突然感觉自己小时候好幸福我们幼儿园杨老师前两年在街上碰见我妈她俩聊天的时候发现老师竟然还记得我生日", "target": "这样的老师真好啊" }, { "source": "这样的老师真好啊", "target": "是啊我也超感动所以老是跟朋友们讲这件事" }, { "source": "是啊我也超感动所以老是跟朋友们讲这件事", "target": "那就希望那位老师永远身体健康" }, { "source": "女生有男朋友了,还会去撩吗,", "target": "不会去撩但别人来撩不够爱你的情况下意志就没那么坚定了吧" }, { "source": "不会去撩但别人来撩不够爱你的情况下意志就没那么坚定了吧", "target": "那会不会肉体出轨," }, { "source": "我岩由校运会名单度见到", "target": "天气这么冷~怎么比赛啊~" }, { "source": "妹妹玩啥游戏?和我一起玩,,,嘿嘿", "target": "俄罗斯方块3D版~哈哈哈哈哈你还要玩么??!!" }, { "source": "门牌号亲,坏人很多", "target": "快来保护我" }, { "source": "头像简直猎奇", "target": "你有女朋友吗?" }, { "source": "你有女朋友吗?", "target": "你有男朋友吗?" }, { "source": "你有男朋友吗?", "target": "你就是" }, { "source": "5s更新后咋样", "target": "还可以正常" }, { "source": "还可以正常", "target": "再考虑,要不要更新" }, { "source": "再考虑,要不要更新", "target": "不急啊我另外个手机没有更" }, { "source": "不急啊我另外个手机没有更", "target": "我也是这么觉得" }, { "source": "我也是这么觉得", "target": "是呀而且如果更了9.5.3再更这个可用内存小了点点" }, { "source": "是呀而且如果更了9.5.3再更这个可用内存小了点点", "target": "是的,我是16gの,内存不够用" }, { "source": "是的,我是16gの,内存不够用", "target": "那就不升我看了变小了" }, { "source": "那就不升我看了变小了", "target": "好的,不升了!可以让平板升" }, { "source": "好的,不升了!可以让平板升", "target": "平板我没升感觉没怎么用反正玩游戏而已" }, { "source": "平板我没升感觉没怎么用反正玩游戏而已", "target": "这倒也是!有道理" }, { "source": "这倒也是!有道理", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "听你了,不升了" }, { "source": "听你了,不升了", "target": "嗯呢等更好的在升" }, { "source": "大型科幻伦理惊天秘密之“眼睛去哪了”", "target": "哈哈哈就是小啊" }, { "source": "死非主流拉黑了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈为什么我现在才看到!而且包包不都是跟你学的吗?" }, { "source": "感觉生活缺少发现美的眼睛", "target": "其实生活中不一定需要一双发现美的眼睛,但一定会需要一个善于记录生活的人。" }, { "source": "在哪里上班?", "target": "羊村" }, { "source": "羊村", "target": "我也是在羊村~" }, { "source": "能不能请问一下面试的模式,思考时间是十五分钟吗", "target": "结构化小组网上有形式" }, { "source": "结构化小组网上有形式", "target": "那就是和网上模式一样咯,谢谢啦。自己可以带书进入场内看吗" }, { "source": "那就是和网上模式一样咯,谢谢啦。自己可以带书进入场内看吗", "target": "候考可以看" }, { "source": "好漂亮的冰,有十来年没看见雪了", "target": "我们那儿每年都下雪,只是很小一层。至于冰,有一处只有我们知道的超美的地方,可惜泥石流冲断了路,今年得想办法去看看!" }, { "source": "我们那儿每年都下雪,只是很小一层。至于冰,有一处只有我们知道的超美的地方,可惜泥石流冲断了路,今年得想办法去看看!", "target": "还有深藏的小秘密噢" }, { "source": "还有深藏的小秘密噢", "target": "是啦!" }, { "source": "也许我应该趁醉装疯借你怀抱留一抹唇红", "target": "若你早与他人两心同何苦惹我错付了情衷难道看我失魂落魄你竟然心动" }, { "source": "练车呀?", "target": "考桩噢" }, { "source": "请问鞋子是高仿的么", "target": "鞋子是在我家买的噢" }, { "source": "煎鸡蛋呀", "target": "重点是煎鸡蛋的人" }, { "source": "重点是煎鸡蛋的人", "target": "又在一起了?" }, { "source": "又在一起了?", "target": "你又熬夜了" }, { "source": "你又熬夜了", "target": "哈哈,是的" }, { "source": "哈哈,是的", "target": "我又感冒了" }, { "source": "灌水的时候脑子都感冒了", "target": "灌水干啥" }, { "source": "花园街?你回家来了啊", "target": "对啊。回来继续准备考试。。。" }, { "source": "对啊。回来继续准备考试。。。", "target": "又是啥考试啊" }, { "source": "又是啥考试啊", "target": "不知道。先看着。" }, { "source": "不知道。先看着。", "target": "学校那边就毕业了吧就不用过去了吧" }, { "source": "我每次一听小跳蛙就会想到青蛙是绿的,然后就想到我被绿了", "target": "小跳蛙绿了" }, { "source": "你有自知之明就好", "target": "你不爱我了,居然这样回复我" }, { "source": "你不爱我了,居然这样回复我", "target": "烤面筋?!" }, { "source": "哇!大神求带", "target": "小号小号" }, { "source": "不会游的人表示羡慕", "target": "多喝两口水就会啦" }, { "source": "你回来了吗????", "target": "还没呢你几号走确定了吗" }, { "source": "还没呢你几号走确定了吗", "target": "还没确定的说" }, { "source": "生日快乐,祝小宝贝健康成长!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我不说话", "target": "你已经说话了" }, { "source": "没有说结束啊调查需要一个过程一两天就出结果的调查你信吗?", "target": "并没有啊人家调查出结果了啊是造谣呀" }, { "source": "大一狗路过", "target": "大一狗举爪" }, { "source": "我就在软件园!听说是因为无限加班请假还要扣工资........群里听说的", "target": "就不会换工作吗??" }, { "source": "淄博这么恐怖", "target": "特别!" }, { "source": "美宝宝我来咯", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "入职两个月", "target": "哟可以嘛汇报一下" }, { "source": "啊流口水了", "target": "配点绿豆粥" }, { "source": "甄好看啊", "target": "好看也看不到喔!田老师也该开工了吧" }, { "source": "感冒好透了来看看宝宝", "target": "在家一直想去的,可是一直咳嗽不敢去下次去看咱们帅气的多多!" }, { "source": "在家一直想去的,可是一直咳嗽不敢去下次去看咱们帅气的多多!", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "痛痛知道小猫咪一直在跟别人发你的表情包嘛", "target": "一定要送你上去" }, { "source": "网恋", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "我就知道,自从你把小羊挤了,它就不会理你了", "target": "那我继续挤它!" }, { "source": "骆驼:那位爱我就像爱磊磊", "target": "过分了小骆驼,我要炖了你" }, { "source": "过分了小骆驼,我要炖了你", "target": "那得先过了我爸这关" }, { "source": "那得先过了我爸这关", "target": "好好好我认输你厉害" }, { "source": "为何用红色墨水写名字啊不太好", "target": "没有恶意,不要迷信" }, { "source": "多喝水", "target": "嗯哼,知道了,你也要注意莫感冒" }, { "source": "谁欺负你了", "target": "没有人欺负我只是真真假假我分不清唉" }, { "source": "没有人欺负我只是真真假假我分不清唉", "target": "职场啊就是这样像你教我的一样跟着心走就行还有我啊我是真的如假包换" }, { "source": "这张终于还原真实,木有扮嫩好看,慢慢开始有味道了", "target": "扮嫩不是我本意" }, { "source": "少吃肥肉!", "target": "有年头不吃肉了" }, { "source": "下个月要来武汉啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "要约么。带夫夫" }, { "source": "要约么。带夫夫", "target": "必须约" }, { "source": "昨天晚上一只小强从我面前爬过,我很淡定的站了会儿就走了。。我果然是汉子吗。。。", "target": "我家没小强" }, { "source": "这英雄我有", "target": "好想吃哦" }, { "source": "好想吃哦", "target": "借你我号玩" }, { "source": "借你我号玩", "target": "你说的我记住了我可是记得很清楚好了睡了" }, { "source": "重口跪含", "target": "够了x2!" }, { "source": "上帝想听她唱歌了", "target": "是的你还不睡啊" }, { "source": "注定孤独", "target": "哈哈哈好好笑" }, { "source": "抱呀抱呀抱佛脚", "target": "早知道早几天抱了" }, { "source": "早知道早几天抱了", "target": "还有机会哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "还有机会哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "还剩最后一个上午了" }, { "source": "还剩最后一个上午了", "target": "不整个午夜都是你的" }, { "source": "不整个午夜都是你的", "target": "我困了" }, { "source": "我困了", "target": "梦里做" }, { "source": "梦里做", "target": "太苦" }, { "source": "你貌似只有有事才找我吧…", "target": "比如买东西" }, { "source": "比如买东西", "target": "还好意思说。。" }, { "source": "不错,火舞高端局出场率挺高的,男女都能玩", "target": "但是对网速要求很高" }, { "source": "但是对网速要求很高", "target": "差不多就行,我一般用4g流量,但就怕来电话" }, { "source": "差不多就行,我一般用4g流量,但就怕来电话", "target": "那我以后就练火舞了" }, { "source": "那我以后就练火舞了", "target": "可以互相切磋" }, { "source": "美仪姐姐节日快乐!", "target": "小兵节日愉快" }, { "source": "想做大哥的女人吗", "target": "我心为你跳动" }, { "source": "你不来真的不想我们吗?", "target": "亲刚看到个断脖头像!歪的都断了。。。" }, { "source": "亲刚看到个断脖头像!歪的都断了。。。", "target": "太血腥就算了……我口味没那么重…" }, { "source": "太血腥就算了……我口味没那么重…", "target": "群里有俺的素贞。。。。" }, { "source": "最近好喜欢孔卡啊!", "target": "孔卡英俊的外表,精湛的球技把迷住了吧" }, { "source": "孔卡英俊的外表,精湛的球技把迷住了吧", "target": "关键是球品也好人品也好!" }, { "source": "关键是球品也好人品也好!", "target": "可惜了,终究会告别的" }, { "source": "你的是硬盘,能装超级多", "target": "我喜欢" }, { "source": "送你一个男朋友", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "平时不努力", "target": "说的对" }, { "source": "南宁好玩吧?!", "target": "超好!!!" }, { "source": "你回什么家啊???", "target": "不是跟你说了嘛" }, { "source": "不是跟你说了嘛", "target": "说什么啊?" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。我明天在德党等你们,后天就到家了", "target": "好呢" }, { "source": "等你漂亮了", "target": "不知道要等到何年何月了" }, { "source": "不知道要等到何年何月了", "target": "哈哈哈哈。等,寂寞到夜深," }, { "source": "找总台要个盆子", "target": "为了撇脱哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你这发际线什么时候这么高了", "target": "你生俩孩子也一样" }, { "source": "你生俩孩子也一样", "target": "怕怕" }, { "source": "怕怕", "target": "怕屁,先结婚再说" }, { "source": "怕屁,先结婚再说", "target": "怕怕" }, { "source": "能把你的心给我么?我用我的跟你换", "target": "你心太大我塞不下" }, { "source": "你心太大我塞不下", "target": "因为是真心啊" }, { "source": "瑟瑟发抖", "target": "发抖什么..." }, { "source": "发抖什么...", "target": "刚知道是单删……昨天删了我同学,有一丝后悔……" }, { "source": "刚知道是单删……昨天删了我同学,有一丝后悔……", "target": "都删了有啥后悔的,我都删了好多人了..." }, { "source": "给我钱我给你做一个", "target": "50?100.?你想要啥样的粗糙的,精致的。?" }, { "source": "50?100.?你想要啥样的粗糙的,精致的。?", "target": "来一个五块钱的吧" }, { "source": "不打扰你了,早点休息吧!明天你还上班呢!", "target": "我病后就辞职没上班了,专职东游西逛" }, { "source": "我病后就辞职没上班了,专职东游西逛", "target": "花花,有没有感觉这个圣牧有机酸奶有些太甜" }, { "source": "想吃杂粮饼", "target": "唉煎饼侠了解下" }, { "source": "心中有爱就会有人爱,会有人收了你的", "target": "哈哈··那赶紧收了我吧·那颗寂寞的心啊··哈哈····" }, { "source": "我去,柳啥时候去找的你都不吭声,我昨面试结束后一直没事干,臭柳柳都不吭声", "target": "她也是昨天早上面试完过来找我的…要是知道你没事儿就叫你也过来了。。" }, { "source": "豹纹的多少钱?有男款吗", "target": "没有男款" }, { "source": "我每天起的都快崩不住了", "target": "老师好" }, { "source": "老师好", "target": "不是上课,是上节目上的" }, { "source": "还不睡", "target": "赞了你不是就睡了么" }, { "source": ".......................你就在南宁机场困了一下午么", "target": "又给你色。" }, { "source": "又给你色。", "target": "别说现在还没到帝都..." }, { "source": "别说现在还没到帝都...", "target": "两个钟头前…" }, { "source": "两个钟头前…", "target": "比我好一点到学校没" }, { "source": "减肥的我,又忍不住了", "target": "减什么肥…健健康康的胖不好么" }, { "source": "减什么肥…健健康康的胖不好么", "target": "所以还是要胖的对吗" }, { "source": "所以还是要胖的对吗", "target": "哈哈哈……大家体重都是一百多…怕啥…" }, { "source": "哈哈哈……大家体重都是一百多…怕啥…", "target": "那我还没得一百多" }, { "source": "那我还没得一百多", "target": "那你说减肥…拖出去打一顿" }, { "source": "满两年,等银泰来业,19年中,再卖", "target": "嗯嗯,太喜欢那个位置推荐好多同学朋友买一手房,现在都挺开心的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,太喜欢那个位置推荐好多同学朋友买一手房,现在都挺开心的", "target": "提着水果看你,请你吃饭,夸你眼光好。你平静地说,哪里哪里。" }, { "source": "提着水果看你,请你吃饭,夸你眼光好。你平静地说,哪里哪里。", "target": "他们都说是他们眼光好下手准,我天天翻着白眼当面骂人啊好烦哦!" }, { "source": "他们都说是他们眼光好下手准,我天天翻着白眼当面骂人啊好烦哦!", "target": "老家亲戚还给我带土鸡蛋,哈哈。你的画风清奇~" }, { "source": "老家亲戚还给我带土鸡蛋,哈哈。你的画风清奇~", "target": "还是你命好" }, { "source": "晚上麻将,昨晚竟然放我飞机!!!!!", "target": "哈!!!!!我不见你电我...于是吃个夜宵忘记了我错了今晚求输" }, { "source": "见到你就哭", "target": "哭??????我是干什么伤天害理的事了居然要哭" }, { "source": "现在罗森有温泉蛋卖,就是这种他溏心蛋,下次你可以去买~", "target": "自己做也很有乐趣啦,非常的简单" }, { "source": "你也是从深圳到迪拜出差,我一年要去几次迪拜。这次却是卡塔尔和土耳其", "target": "不算出差呢,驻迪拜工作两年,不过我辞职咯" }, { "source": "不算出差呢,驻迪拜工作两年,不过我辞职咯", "target": "迪拜呆不习惯?除了气候,其他我觉得还好啊" }, { "source": "你呢?在这边出差还是工作?", "target": "玩了两天而已" }, { "source": "玩了两天而已", "target": "玩得开心。" }, { "source": "嗯哼哼哼!我已经下完了这季", "target": "禁止剧透" }, { "source": "从唱国歌开始学", "target": "你咋不说从走音学起" }, { "source": "社长在问要不要关注?你快回答他啊", "target": "没事儿跟人家小菇凉们抢啥个劲儿" }, { "source": "没事儿跟人家小菇凉们抢啥个劲儿", "target": "哦。低调低调" }, { "source": "我好喜欢你,但我不要你了。", "target": "为什么" }, { "source": "偶一直想买木有买", "target": "很好看了我觉得" }, { "source": "别掐了!咬我吧!别咬我嘴就行", "target": "你长的真美~" }, { "source": "你长的真美~", "target": "应该这样。你说,凡尘,你真美。凡尘说,我哪美。你说,你想的美" }, { "source": "应该这样。你说,凡尘,你真美。凡尘说,我哪美。你说,你想的美", "target": "今天还没玩够我是不?" }, { "source": "今天还没玩够我是不?", "target": "哪敢玩你" }, { "source": "哪敢玩你", "target": "怪我事多" }, { "source": "开始熬夜了,你有法儿", "target": "我准时醒了" }, { "source": "梅梅早上好!新年快乐!", "target": "吉祥如意。" }, { "source": "多好啊小贝让妈妈高兴呢这是", "target": "他一直再教训我说我不听话" }, { "source": "他一直再教训我说我不听话", "target": "哪不听话了哈哈哈太搞笑了" }, { "source": "哪不听话了哈哈哈太搞笑了", "target": "我只要不顺着他他就说妈妈你太不听话了" }, { "source": "坚持精简护肤一个多月了脸还是反反复复的心好累啊", "target": "我十分了解你的痛苦,我也一个多月了,之前效果还挺好的突然前两天又打回原形,整个人嫉妒崩溃" }, { "source": "我十分了解你的痛苦,我也一个多月了,之前效果还挺好的突然前两天又打回原形,整个人嫉妒崩溃", "target": "是啊哎坚持吧相信总有完全变好的那一天一起加油" }, { "source": "哎你是教什么的小学还是初中还是高中?", "target": "初中" }, { "source": "初中", "target": "哦哦你加油我在准备小学教育中" }, { "source": "哦哦你加油我在准备小学教育中", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "不想约就不约呗,伤我心", "target": "你回来" }, { "source": "你回来", "target": "我心已经回去啦" }, { "source": "我心已经回去啦", "target": "谁要跟你的心吃饭啊" }, { "source": "谁要跟你的心吃饭啊", "target": "不用心吃饭,那就没心没肺的,不吃也罢" }, { "source": "不用心吃饭,那就没心没肺的,不吃也罢", "target": "你又不回来陪我玩" }, { "source": "你又不回来陪我玩", "target": "我也得有空才行啊,而且你有老钟呢" }, { "source": "我也得有空才行啊,而且你有老钟呢", "target": "他回家那你什么时候" }, { "source": "我滴神耶,,是怎么回事啊?心疼啊!", "target": "因为我不停的下跪。。。" }, { "source": "因为我不停的下跪。。。", "target": "那也不能跪成那样子啊?那是肉肉哦!" }, { "source": "那也不能跪成那样子啊?那是肉肉哦!", "target": "我的皮肤比较弱" }, { "source": "我的皮肤比较弱", "target": "那就更要注意!" }, { "source": "你比什么糖都甜!!!", "target": "开心到吃了你x" }, { "source": "我以为未婚先育呢", "target": "首先,我要有个男朋友" }, { "source": "妮妮抢来也没用妮妮还是从人家小娃儿手头硬抢的,猛姐", "target": "真棒!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "真棒!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "难道你这是传说中的自动回复?三条都一样" }, { "source": "难道你这是传说中的自动回复?三条都一样", "target": "真棒,太搞笑了" }, { "source": "元月一日,你能不污吗!", "target": "不污不舒服斯基" }, { "source": "不污不舒服斯基", "target": "看你污了也不舒服~明天还要加班?" }, { "source": "因为五月天学的吉他,因为弦断了,就放弃了", "target": "我为五月天手抄新华字典两遍学繁体字" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "刚好没钱,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你好有才噢", "target": "那不是必须的赛" }, { "source": "那不是必须的赛", "target": "哈哈,晓得你上了大学文采就好了" }, { "source": "哈哈,晓得你上了大学文采就好了", "target": "你们好久放假" }, { "source": "娜美的冠军皮肤了解一下?", "target": "我只想了解娜美的某年限定魔法少女系列什么的" }, { "source": "什么是藕带", "target": "额,我形容不出来,长条状的,不是藕" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "可以私聊不" }, { "source": "呀我喜欢狗狗", "target": "我也可喜欢" }, { "source": "把下个月的生活费花光了……", "target": "我。。我也是" }, { "source": "我。。我也是", "target": "可以一起减肥了" }, { "source": "可以一起减肥了", "target": "我。。我皮包骨" }, { "source": "你头发乃金刚不坏之身,岂能容得小梳子在此放肆", "target": "大叔火眼金睛" }, { "source": "破壳快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我是换枕头", "target": "做梦和枕头也会有关系的么?" }, { "source": "无压力飘过", "target": "又不给资料我" }, { "source": "又不给资料我", "target": "要不要你询问学啊" }, { "source": "觉得大发超级美~", "target": "你们真的太给面子了" }, { "source": "你们真的太给面子了", "target": "真心的,从你自己的店铺至今,最爱你了。" }, { "source": "羡慕有暑假的", "target": "要不要一起去" }, { "source": "要不要一起去", "target": "没时间不然肯定就去旅游了" }, { "source": "什么时候把脑洞表现啊", "target": "剧情跌宕起伏,完全没有合适的镜头" }, { "source": "你老公的日常:给你拍照", "target": "出去玩大部分时间都是玩,拍照就那么两三分钟啦,毕竟手机抓起来就拍也没啥高端的设备换镜头啊啥的" }, { "source": "出去玩大部分时间都是玩,拍照就那么两三分钟啦,毕竟手机抓起来就拍也没啥高端的设备换镜头啊啥的", "target": "哈哈哈反正姐姐最可爱" }, { "source": "你在哪看直播", "target": "网吧==" }, { "source": "网吧==", "target": "丧心病狂!" }, { "source": "你跟你的小熊如何", "target": "你能换个话题么?" }, { "source": "你能换个话题么?", "target": "为啥啊" }, { "source": "字体好好看但是感觉好难哦", "target": "练哟!" }, { "source": "练哟!", "target": "嗯嗯要坚持" }, { "source": "早不早一个小时下班,或者多不多发一小时工资", "target": "多发工资" }, { "source": "多发工资", "target": "看情况" }, { "source": "口爱!", "target": "那是!和我一样!" }, { "source": "你要打架了?", "target": "比打架还严重!你来不来帮一把!" }, { "source": "你手机被偷了?找到没?", "target": "没有。" }, { "source": "你天天吃吃喝喝还跟我哭穷不管回北京得请我次饭", "target": "???有活的人请吃饭!" }, { "source": "???有活的人请吃饭!", "target": "谁活着了?" }, { "source": "谁活着了?", "target": "你男朋友" }, { "source": "你男朋友", "target": "嗯我知道啊你的呢?" }, { "source": "如果不交钱就成黑户,以后自己名下所有电信不能用,会越欠越多,我就是的,说欠几千,后来找人补几百上去", "target": "啊?那么恐怖" }, { "source": "啊?那么恐怖", "target": "对啊," }, { "source": "晚风习习,花香阵阵。", "target": "可惜不是自家的" }, { "source": "好吃嘛?外卖的那些好难吃", "target": "这个不错可以试试" }, { "source": "这个不错可以试试", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "这姑娘长的比你妩媚。", "target": "怎么这么会说实话" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你要拔智齿啦几颗哇", "target": "今天先拔一颗吧。不晓得是拔要敲骨头的那个,还是不用敲骨头的。。" }, { "source": "今天先拔一颗吧。不晓得是拔要敲骨头的那个,还是不用敲骨头的。。", "target": "敲骨头……阔怕我长出来了三颗吃饭时都觉得硌人" }, { "source": "敲骨头……阔怕我长出来了三颗吃饭时都觉得硌人", "target": "我的智齿歪了" }, { "source": "我的智齿歪了", "target": "是不是歪的已经影响到其他牙齿才要拔掉啊超级痛诶" }, { "source": "恭喜小蛀同学、自媒体棒棒哒", "target": "哈哈哈,谢谢啦" }, { "source": "看来论文写好了哇", "target": "木有啊,烦死了,各种改。心烦意乱的" }, { "source": "木有啊,烦死了,各种改。心烦意乱的", "target": "导师要求?同情你。。。格式还是内容?" }, { "source": "导师要求?同情你。。。格式还是内容?", "target": "哎,要求好高。。内容,格式木问题。。" }, { "source": "哎,要求好高。。内容,格式木问题。。", "target": "呃。。。交的越勤快返工次数越多" }, { "source": "我的飞机晚点了时间待定,真的好悲伤。你到学校了嘛?", "target": "我的也晚点,晚了一个小时" }, { "source": "我的也晚点,晚了一个小时", "target": "我已经两小时零十九分钟。。" }, { "source": "我已经两小时零十九分钟。。", "target": "还没走吗,你在哪啊" }, { "source": "还没走吗,你在哪啊", "target": "我还没走。在虹桥。空中耗3h。这我回来何年何月啊" }, { "source": "我还没走。在虹桥。空中耗3h。这我回来何年何月啊", "target": "我也差不多,主要是因为这里下雨了" }, { "source": "我也差不多,主要是因为这里下雨了", "target": "我这里也下雨了。而且说起飞时间待定。你也没走吗" }, { "source": "我这里也下雨了。而且说起飞时间待定。你也没走吗", "target": "我在飞机上等,也是醉了。说等起飞信号呢" }, { "source": "我在飞机上等,也是醉了。说等起飞信号呢", "target": "我在登机口等候。你飞要多久啊在空中" }, { "source": "女人难道不是用来宠吗,发誓做一个爱老婆的男人", "target": "是呀,可是男孩子也是用来宠的呀,两个人谈恋爱之后互相宠岂不是美滋滋了" }, { "source": "你好", "target": "你是没睡还是又起来打蚊子了" }, { "source": "你是没睡还是又起来打蚊子了", "target": "我是起来看日出" }, { "source": "女神有空出卷发教程", "target": "我瞎卷的啦教程就误人子弟啦" }, { "source": "这个蹭热度成功", "target": "所以我的壳呢?" }, { "source": "所以我的壳呢?", "target": "不慌!等姐回来" }, { "source": "赞!!我以后看电影再也不喝可乐了", "target": "哈哈…今天是意外,我们都没有想到,我被你吓死了~怎么会这样呢?女汉子挺的住" }, { "source": "邮票都贴不去啊看到没", "target": "看到了!你贴的太艺术!!" }, { "source": "我记得我妈没放油啊……", "target": "肯定刷了一层油~你忽略了!" }, { "source": "肯定刷了一层油~你忽略了!", "target": "我问了,薄薄一层!真的薄薄一层!" }, { "source": "我问了,薄薄一层!真的薄薄一层!", "target": "你把.薄薄.和.一层.都省略了,哪怕留一个也好。。。" }, { "source": "你乖得很!", "target": "你难道不觉得我乖的很嘛" }, { "source": "你难道不觉得我乖的很嘛", "target": "不晓得呀" }, { "source": "不晓得呀", "target": "把你的眼睛睁大点看看!" }, { "source": "把你的眼睛睁大点看看!", "target": "看不到" }, { "source": "湿父~你又湿身了啊~湿太会纠结滴", "target": "今天湿太中午来找我……" }, { "source": "今天湿太中午来找我……", "target": "你肯定会说"湿太~你就从了老衲吧"" }, { "source": "你想去哪里玩?", "target": "这个对我来说是很不现实" }, { "source": "这个对我来说是很不现实", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "帅炸裂谢谢漫姐", "target": "小蛋糕" }, { "source": "小蛋糕", "target": "小馒头" }, { "source": "秋游……不过如果他们有空,我可以选择不秋", "target": "我表示对任何活动都很有兴趣" }, { "source": "姐天天朦胧。。。", "target": "你说我二虎呗?" }, { "source": "你说我二虎呗?", "target": "哈哈哈!不是,姐,将在外,可以朦胧啊!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!不是,姐,将在外,可以朦胧啊!", "target": "在哪我不敢朦胧?" }, { "source": "在哪我不敢朦胧?", "target": "呵呵,侠女!" }, { "source": "呵呵,侠女!", "target": "侠女都胡作呗" }, { "source": "侠女都胡作呗", "target": "哈哈!快乐第一!" }, { "source": "你嫌我胖吗", "target": "你哪里胖啦,一点也不胖,更谈不上嫌弃" }, { "source": "你哪里胖啦,一点也不胖,更谈不上嫌弃", "target": "我会努力减肥的" }, { "source": "我只看到了辣椒。。。", "target": "嗯嗯已经不错啦!" }, { "source": "你还在上班啊", "target": "恩!" }, { "source": "你不要侮辱我", "target": "没有啊傻狍子是一种很可爱的人类" }, { "source": "没有啊傻狍子是一种很可爱的人类", "target": "你不要欺负我没读过书" }, { "source": "有梦想的咸鱼君晚安", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "一直做噩梦吗", "target": "说不上噩梦,反正让人不舒服吧" }, { "source": "说不上噩梦,反正让人不舒服吧", "target": "祝你天天好梦" }, { "source": "确实看到小V了", "target": "还有萍萍,,还有那个男枫叶,忽然一时叫不上名字了" }, { "source": "同桌:我对你的手机有点意思", "target": "我:我对你有兴趣" }, { "source": "下来给我开个门好哇", "target": "没人开门啊" }, { "source": "没人开门啊", "target": "有了,刚刚上来" }, { "source": "有了,刚刚上来", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你咋没胸?哦忘了。你还是个学生。", "target": "即使不是学生,胸该没有还是没有,她就没那个基因,除非隆胸!" }, { "source": "即使不是学生,胸该没有还是没有,她就没那个基因,除非隆胸!", "target": "应该是这个意思。" }, { "source": "你为什么在咸水沽?", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "你是不是给我瘦脸了", "target": "没有啊美颜相机自动的吧" }, { "source": "没有啊美颜相机自动的吧", "target": "撒谎撂屁儿的" }, { "source": "是这样的,我们在一起五年,最后在一起的那一段时间回想起来真的很煎熬,我一直以为我放不下的,可是他和我提分手的那一瞬间我连眼泪都没有,突然就释怀了。和你在一起的每一刻我都拼尽全力的对你好,现在分手了我不会后悔,该后悔的是你,因为你不会遇见比我更好的了。", "target": "嗯,一模一样的情节,不过是我提的分手,很轻松,一个人的感觉" }, { "source": "……明年还是我本命年,惨了", "target": "转运珠买了么?我觉得你给我买的,还可以诶。去年一年除了年初电脑进咖啡,都没什么事" }, { "source": "转运珠买了么?我觉得你给我买的,还可以诶。去年一年除了年初电脑进咖啡,都没什么事", "target": "我还没买…在挑,看到一个财运的好心动哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我还没买…在挑,看到一个财运的好心动哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "还是买那种关于健康的吧,毕竟爱纸片人的女人都没有钱" }, { "source": "还是买那种关于健康的吧,毕竟爱纸片人的女人都没有钱", "target": "我明年去买彩票…" }, { "source": "我明年去买彩票…", "target": "怕是要买个几万的哦" }, { "source": "为什么那么多人要降级??升级不好。。??搞不懂", "target": "你不懂的太多了" }, { "source": "国内到是假球迷我", "target": "原来是伪球迷啊~明天看看恒大能不能抗韩!今晚还有欧冠哦~" }, { "source": "这是我的每日早饭哈哈", "target": "我早饭这个加面包夹火腿" }, { "source": "我早饭这个加面包夹火腿", "target": "你一天都吃这个不腻么" }, { "source": "他兰姨想小宝宝哇", "target": "来呀!" }, { "source": "水土不服的话就回北京吧", "target": "没有,这边挺好的,哪有出门没两天就坚持不了回家的" }, { "source": "午夜激动化身为段子手", "target": "睡不着啊" }, { "source": "放三天假", "target": "嗯哼我的假期3个月" }, { "source": "嗯哼我的假期3个月", "target": "这么早放暑假啦" }, { "source": "这么早放暑假啦", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "我刚买了红提", "target": "我现在迷上吃红提了又是30多块钱、哎~" }, { "source": "早安啊可爱的小明,起来就看到你发照片,开心啊", "target": "是吧" }, { "source": "你来了,我带你玩呀", "target": "我不那么早去学校的。。" }, { "source": "我不那么早去学校的。。", "target": "在家好好做饭吧" }, { "source": "在家好好做饭吧", "target": "也没。。" }, { "source": "也没。。", "target": "那在家干嘛呢" }, { "source": "那在家干嘛呢", "target": "混日子" }, { "source": "你好哈嘛", "target": "是啊就哈了勒一回" }, { "source": "你爱乱咬人也没办法,希望你爸妈能好好管教你吧,毕竟一只狗生活不容易", "target": "哦我还谢谢你了哦跟狗咬你也不是啥好东西回去守好你主人当一条忠心的狗" }, { "source": "哦我还谢谢你了哦跟狗咬你也不是啥好东西回去守好你主人当一条忠心的狗", "target": "你可别再咬人啦,毕竟你是人类最好的朋友" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "我突然间觉得被你弄好没面子" }, { "source": "笑毛线,等下还要上课。想去奔驰", "target": "我下午又准备不去上课了,哈哈" }, { "source": "我下午又准备不去上课了,哈哈", "target": "点名哦" }, { "source": "点名哦", "target": "点就点咯,不怕不怕啦" }, { "source": "为什么你们可以见面", "target": "话说十一咋们几个一定要聚聚!薯粉潘多拉都不能少" }, { "source": "话说十一咋们几个一定要聚聚!薯粉潘多拉都不能少", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "晚安咯", "target": "不想晚安" }, { "source": "你们神马时候毕业旅游?", "target": "这个月十五号" }, { "source": "这个月十五号", "target": "去多少天?" }, { "source": "大叔怎么这样说", "target": "没毛病啊,901,705,608" }, { "source": "没毛病啊,901,705,608", "target": "计划去哪发展呀" }, { "source": "计划去哪发展呀", "target": "还不知道深圳或长沙吧" }, { "source": "能不能把你发家致富的秘籍告诉我,让我家孩子也享受下", "target": "买买买!" }, { "source": "请问你们还聘模特吗", "target": "你和吴磊长得一样" }, { "source": "你和吴磊长得一样", "target": "哦哦哦我的天哪" }, { "source": "哦哦哦我的天哪", "target": "肯定不是我一人说" }, { "source": "肯定不是我一人说", "target": "么么" }, { "source": "么么", "target": "一模一样" }, { "source": "秋裤能HOLD住吗?", "target": "能我小脸红扑扑~~" }, { "source": "能我小脸红扑扑~~", "target": "我已经套上了最厚的竹炭裤" }, { "source": "我已经套上了最厚的竹炭裤", "target": "你体弱。。。。。" }, { "source": "你又没有群居啊", "target": "就想一个人安安静静地待着" }, { "source": "暴雪封校中", "target": "北京今年都没下一场正经的雪!!" }, { "source": "北京今年都没下一场正经的雪!!", "target": "被窝带走了" }, { "source": "正好睡回笼觉啊!顺便长肉……", "target": "欧,没事我是瘦子" }, { "source": "欧,没事我是瘦子", "target": "那就更要睡回笼觉了" }, { "source": "那就更要睡回笼觉了", "target": "肉肉一边去那么热的天,出汗把脂肪都出没了,夏天不开风扇就这么热着铁定能瘦" }, { "source": "大家保重身体,我们要陪伴更久。", "target": "这两天总是会想起52走的事情,有点神不守舍,太久没有和自己有关的年轻朋友离开了吧" }, { "source": "暑假回来带我练", "target": "行啊,你现在胖的正好,比我好练" }, { "source": "行啊,你现在胖的正好,比我好练", "target": "就这么决定了" }, { "source": "你怎么不试一试,很期待你的", "target": "我对动漫一窍不通阿" }, { "source": "我对动漫一窍不通阿", "target": "有人通就成了呗" }, { "source": "咋个没有看到小兔子的身影?", "target": "嗨呀恩是噶,我忘了把它放出来了..." }, { "source": "嗨呀恩是噶,我忘了把它放出来了...", "target": "你真的是随身携带啊?" }, { "source": "你真的是随身携带啊?", "target": "哈哈当然〜" }, { "source": "哈哈当然〜", "target": "你是一个好妈妈!" }, { "source": "易烊千玺了", "target": "完全就是他本人的样子" }, { "source": "人艰不拆~", "target": "哎你什么时候去学校啊" }, { "source": "今天有太阳,希望阳光普照大地温暖你", "target": "我这边今天不那么热了,才26度" }, { "source": "哇,我只认识你。。", "target": "是吗?" }, { "source": "图书馆现在能抢到座么", "target": "难,我在五楼机房,不用抢" }, { "source": "难,我在五楼机房,不用抢", "target": "明早还想去抢一个座呢" }, { "source": "明早还想去抢一个座呢", "target": "那得看几点了,来的早的话还行" }, { "source": "要买罗湖赶快啦!马上旧城改造要涨上去了", "target": "什么时候,明年?" }, { "source": "什么时候,明年?", "target": "去年就开始啦,具体参照水贝村!水贝项目赚了钱就会一步一步整改啦!罗湖复兴是这几年的大项目" }, { "source": "新年好", "target": "今年可是我本命年!你哪天去姥姥家吃饭" }, { "source": "今年可是我本命年!你哪天去姥姥家吃饭", "target": "明天不行,还没定,你回来了?" }, { "source": "明天不行,还没定,你回来了?", "target": "你见到北京下这么大雪了么==" }, { "source": "现在大城市基本都这样了调查说近年最受毕业生欢迎的城市就是杭州大概竞争会更大", "target": "老白手机号给我" }, { "source": "啊!你怎么天天都有好吃的", "target": "你以后回不回来了" }, { "source": "你以后回不回来了", "target": "就看今天了" }, { "source": "就看今天了", "target": "那还是祝你顺利吧,虽然不舍。" }, { "source": "火起来了那就走起", "target": "鄙视你哎。。。都走了八百回还没走" }, { "source": "小漠,你的国服第一,到底什么时候更,想念~~~", "target": "有的有的!" }, { "source": "还有没有", "target": "食完啦,明天可能有鸡汤" }, { "source": "食完啦,明天可能有鸡汤", "target": "你没回家么?" }, { "source": "你没回家么?", "target": "没有呢" }, { "source": "没有呢", "target": "哈哈哈不过在那里也很好玩的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈不过在那里也很好玩的", "target": "呵呵,那你来玩呀" }, { "source": "呵呵,那你来玩呀", "target": "不认识路啊认识肯定想过去玩的T.T" }, { "source": "第N次断签,现在是签到1天的我来你这儿串门,采访一下不断签的秘诀~~~~", "target": "烟罗你为什么啊?" }, { "source": "天哪……你是不是也在禄口等着我那个登机口后面就是一个飞成都的", "target": "是啊,你也在机场啊,你去哪" }, { "source": "恕我直言,打老婆的男人都是垃圾", "target": "你这说的,我反手就是一巴掌!这说的不是废话吗!" }, { "source": "下雪了吗?想念走在雪地上的咔咔声", "target": "昨天下了" }, { "source": "你现在好瘦!!", "target": "你这么瘦的夸我我要上天了" }, { "source": "重庆人一般会说,老子钥匙整落哒!", "target": "主城区好像说话不带哒。而是说老" }, { "source": "主城区好像说话不带哒。而是说老", "target": "我是万州滴" }, { "source": "寂寞的女人深夜有感", "target": "还不是被你抛弃的" }, { "source": "一个过来人跟你说,这种人适合当朋友不适合当老公,当老公后有苦头吃", "target": "我现在真的对他最少70%的喜欢" }, { "source": "好熟悉的地方!风雨过后,一切还是那么的美丽!", "target": "是啊,吉林市是我的第二故乡" }, { "source": "一个黑瘦子一个白胖子", "target": "这个词最近出镜率有点高" }, { "source": "小心我黑你==", "target": "为毛???" }, { "source": "为毛???", "target": "我喜欢这个片子==" }, { "source": "幸福,祝福你们", "target": "你们也是哦" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "怎么欺负的能说说吗?" }, { "source": "怎么欺负的能说说吗?", "target": "这还要我说?!" }, { "source": "这还要我说?!", "target": "我的确不知道详细内容,想知道啊" }, { "source": "巴西真的该请你去镇场子", "target": "说的太对了~" }, { "source": "最帅游客", "target": "最美算了,让让我" }, { "source": "你们真觉得这本书好看么?", "target": "觉得,而且我觉得不觉得好看的人,还蛮奇怪的" }, { "source": "这围裙不错", "target": "这围裙老掉价了" }, { "source": "这个月4家结婚", "target": "算了一下今年上一年,明年休息一年,后年就继续开始,完了就是孩子满月,老子过60乱七八糟,赚的尽的钱,上不完的礼!" }, { "source": "算了一下今年上一年,明年休息一年,后年就继续开始,完了就是孩子满月,老子过60乱七八糟,赚的尽的钱,上不完的礼!", "target": "行啦,出来混都是要还的" }, { "source": "你已经不适合吃饭了", "target": "我吐了一天酸水啊就一碗南瓜粥" }, { "source": "我男人!", "target": "现在在我手上。" }, { "source": "现在在我手上。", "target": "快放开!" }, { "source": "快放开!", "target": "开个价,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "其实我们一起过了童年~", "target": "会不会想我啊。" }, { "source": "水母啊?好可爱!!!", "target": "嗯正在尝试能养多少天" }, { "source": "见一次不容易啊", "target": "是的,博也很久不更了,下次见可能明天春节了" }, { "source": "吃猪肉吗", "target": "乖乖候着哪" }, { "source": "乖乖候着哪", "target": "吃不吃猪" }, { "source": "单身打卡打卡", "target": "滴~万年单身卡" }, { "source": "我什么都不玩", "target": "看电影吗" }, { "source": "看电影吗", "target": "你有什么电影推荐吗" }, { "source": "你有什么电影推荐吗", "target": "我刚想问你来着你先跟我说我电影看的很杂" }, { "source": "我也去过这个青龙镇,今年新开发的", "target": "还没收费" }, { "source": "还没收费", "target": "我去的时候也是,刚刚开发出来,还没有收费" }, { "source": "喜欢那个纸杯蛋糕", "target": "哈,我做失败了,好在知道败在哪里了" }, { "source": "哈,我做失败了,好在知道败在哪里了", "target": "看着还好啊" }, { "source": "看着还好啊", "target": "吃起来还是很好吃" }, { "source": "吃起来还是很好吃", "target": "恩~你这个是什么牌子的烤箱~我也好想买哦~不过也要等到以后回家再买" }, { "source": "我的天,校友吗", "target": "只是准备考研,以后有可能是校友" }, { "source": "只是准备考研,以后有可能是校友", "target": "加油加油贸大等你" }, { "source": "加油加油贸大等你", "target": "必胜" }, { "source": "不要太谦虚啦,千杯不醉,清明你是回了家?我好像看到你了", "target": "是咧,回了五天。昨天下来了~" }, { "source": "是咧,回了五天。昨天下来了~", "target": "我也是五天,也是昨天下来的" }, { "source": "曾经的你为啥头小?", "target": "因为学的更多了" }, { "source": "上班玩蜘蛛哦,假装高富帅", "target": "是它在我桌上玩了半天了。。。" }, { "source": "是它在我桌上玩了半天了。。。", "target": "玩是相互的" }, { "source": "玩是相互的", "target": "嗯,桌子也玩它" }, { "source": "嗯,桌子也玩它", "target": "你是旁观看戏" }, { "source": "你是旁观看戏", "target": "不知道去哪儿了,玩没了,呵呵" }, { "source": "不知道去哪儿了,玩没了,呵呵", "target": "爬你嘴里了" }, { "source": "你到成都的时候我都上课啦呜呜", "target": "以后有机会见" }, { "source": "喜欢腿毛?", "target": "睡不喜欢" }, { "source": "睡不喜欢", "target": "我有好多" }, { "source": "相伴一生", "target": "亲情,温暖一辈子。" }, { "source": "怎么了姑娘?", "target": "突然一个感想!我车票已买!" }, { "source": "突然一个感想!我车票已买!", "target": "晚上别瞎想该你的在后面等着呢那咱周五见!" }, { "source": "晚上别瞎想该你的在后面等着呢那咱周五见!", "target": "是下周五" }, { "source": "哇美死了我要是伴郎的话就把你劫走了", "target": "伴郎有对象哎" }, { "source": "来我家,一人一个,随便用", "target": "对的闹!!哪天憋不住了直接来你家了可以!" }, { "source": "对的闹!!哪天憋不住了直接来你家了可以!", "target": "随时欢迎" }, { "source": "我觉得,我打麻将肯定可以赢你", "target": "求虐。。。" }, { "source": "求虐。。。", "target": "万一把你老婆本都赢完了咋个办?" }, { "source": "万一把你老婆本都赢完了咋个办?", "target": "那就把你老婆赔给我" }, { "source": "推荐你尝尝教士白啤。", "target": "没听过喂,我看看哪里有卖" }, { "source": "来给我呀", "target": "凑不要脸哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我感觉口水都要流下来了,好想吃", "target": "走起" }, { "source": "走起", "target": "我上次买了个,不过没放酸竹笋就不臭,我好像水放多了没味道哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我上次买了个,不过没放酸竹笋就不臭,我好像水放多了没味道哈哈哈哈", "target": "没放酸笋就是个酸辣粉" }, { "source": "大叔我要正脸照!!!!", "target": "不要再拿你的手出来诱惑人我们要看脸" }, { "source": "我去的时候一堆小孩子刚开业好像,第二次一年后感觉已经没什么店开了", "target": "我今天去大场动漫了,竟然就开了一家什么小记者的学习培训店,别的都荒废了T-T" }, { "source": "房子不错", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "嗯哼", "target": "多少钱" }, { "source": "哥你最近虐我们虐得有点惨", "target": "可能没看见我们打仗的时候吧?" }, { "source": "哟。厉害的勒现在p图都这么6了。我想如果你在机场再待久点我想能开发你很多潜能。很多爆发力", "target": "然而并不是她p的好耿直" }, { "source": "然而并不是她p的好耿直", "target": "我相信能开发出第二职业。毕竟脑洞那么大。我们要相信她" }, { "source": "我相信能开发出第二职业。毕竟脑洞那么大。我们要相信她", "target": "并不信" }, { "source": "并不信", "target": "我们要相信她" }, { "source": "情人眼里出西施?我怎么看都是少爷最帅", "target": "的确是很帅" }, { "source": "你的猫去阳台会被吓到吗", "target": "没去阳台" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "干嘛再见,陪我聊天吧" }, { "source": "干嘛再见,陪我聊天吧", "target": "陪完了" }, { "source": "陪完了", "target": "我回来陪你看结局啦。" }, { "source": "我回来陪你看结局啦。", "target": "什么结局" }, { "source": "什么结局", "target": "这是什么戏?" }, { "source": "这是什么戏?", "target": "巫师3" }, { "source": "巫师3", "target": "什么游戏啊?" }, { "source": "报到证给局里啊", "target": "局里一直没通知啊" }, { "source": "局里一直没通知啊", "target": "我们第一次去就交了" }, { "source": "我们第一次去就交了", "target": "复印件还是原件" }, { "source": "复印件还是原件", "target": "原件" }, { "source": "我今天有点玩兴奋啦,你快计划来吧。肯定会玩的相当开心了!", "target": "没人带孩子我光计划有啥用" }, { "source": "没人带孩子我光计划有啥用", "target": "一般小孩多大能出门啊?我今天看见可小可小的,肯定不到一岁的就去迪士尼啦,你可以打着给宝宝买幼儿用品的名义,一切为了孩子。" }, { "source": "我昨晚开始连着3天要在外面做裁判--到时候看情况再说吧", "target": "好吧,珍惜时间喔" }, { "source": "要看看到时有木有时间啊,我想去啊", "target": "大家预下咯,好嘛" }, { "source": "大家预下咯,好嘛", "target": "到时先算啦" }, { "source": "爆裂吧世界!出现吧,我所敬畏的神明,赐予我神圣力量吧!", "target": "豪邮根!!!" }, { "source": "麻麻,你上面那图……?", "target": "睡裤啊" }, { "source": "2天没睡了,睡不着,有时候睡着也是那种半清醒状态", "target": "我们一个样子,我如今还反应迟钝。" }, { "source": "洋芋趴要不就定在明天哇!我负责约星星", "target": "停水到明天下午5点。。" }, { "source": "停水到明天下午5点。。", "target": "悲剧了三、早晓得就今天了呢" }, { "source": "悲剧了三、早晓得就今天了呢", "target": "今天我看了一下午诶八卦新闻~~~哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我掉进河里了亲!", "target": "哎呀秦老师,就是爱说笑…" }, { "source": "哎呀秦老师,就是爱说笑…", "target": "你也爱说笑呢,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "别吃别吃睡不着就看书呀看它个通宵", "target": "吃过了卖的还不便宜,好像是有点作用,也不知道是不是心理作用" }, { "source": "吃过了卖的还不便宜,好像是有点作用,也不知道是不是心理作用", "target": "那以后还是不要吃了" }, { "source": "吃了不长肉,没用", "target": "谢谢你夸我瘦" }, { "source": "谢谢你夸我瘦", "target": "客气客气" }, { "source": "在哪里", "target": "联盛,还有一男一女,俩丸子头" }, { "source": "联盛,还有一男一女,俩丸子头", "target": "那是胡安如诶" }, { "source": "除了内年冬天你去哈尔滨玩儿冰雪,印象里之后你就一直是夏天。。", "target": "我没去过哈尔滨" }, { "source": "姑娘长点心吧", "target": "闺女,你在哪儿啊?回来了吗" }, { "source": "闺女,你在哪儿啊?回来了吗", "target": "早回来了我在家呢" }, { "source": "早回来了我在家呢", "target": "过几天去看你" }, { "source": "为什么要吃兔兔!", "target": "我没有吃兔兔" }, { "source": "头发有啥子变化?", "target": "照片上看得不真切,回成都见本人!" }, { "source": "照片上看得不真切,回成都见本人!", "target": "好嘛你是染了颜色?" }, { "source": "好嘛你是染了颜色?", "target": "恩对哈~" }, { "source": "恩对哈~", "target": "哈哈啥子色" }, { "source": "我想说一个人也可以解决...", "target": "噗老司机在这啊" }, { "source": "噗老司机在这啊", "target": "你也很懂啊" }, { "source": "生活真滋润啊", "target": "哪有您老滋润嘞" }, { "source": "哪有您老滋润嘞", "target": "哎呦喂。。这独自飘荡还真没试过目前感觉不错吧" }, { "source": "哎呦喂。。这独自飘荡还真没试过目前感觉不错吧", "target": "必须的,哈哈" }, { "source": "你好闲啊'", "target": "忙里偷闲" }, { "source": "忙里偷闲", "target": "你还是闲" }, { "source": "你还是闲", "target": "嫉妒啊?" }, { "source": "谈恋爱了?", "target": "和恋爱无关是在说我自己" }, { "source": "心必须足够强大", "target": "是的,强大的自己才能无谓挑战" }, { "source": "真开心", "target": "出去不用翻墙了" }, { "source": "刚刚看的是直播的,不晓得为啥子今天翡翠台不打字幕", "target": "我听得懂,需要翻译不" }, { "source": "我听得懂,需要翻译不", "target": "我也听得懂~~~" }, { "source": "你告诉他,等双十一吧", "target": "正有此意" }, { "source": "喜闻乐见语文125你怕是全年级几名哟", "target": "毛线语文老师还在笑我就这科长脸结果其他科完全不能比" }, { "source": "毛线语文老师还在笑我就这科长脸结果其他科完全不能比", "target": "你没脸" }, { "source": "漂移赛现场效果还可以哈?", "target": "我没去看呢" }, { "source": "小时候都是画这些个东西。。。我以前也学画,后来突然就不喜欢了,不画了。。。", "target": "小熊早安,假期愉快。啥时候秀秀你的画作?" }, { "source": "小熊早安,假期愉快。啥时候秀秀你的画作?", "target": "几十年都不画了,哈哈!假期愉快!" }, { "source": "几十年都不画了,哈哈!假期愉快!", "target": "继续重拾画笔" }, { "source": "继续重拾画笔", "target": "现在的生活,只有足球和音乐了~其他的都没有啦" }, { "source": "我什么时候突然多了个侄子", "target": "这大胡子" }, { "source": "这大胡子", "target": "我倒是挺想买落健涂了变成这样" }, { "source": "发短信看到没呀亲", "target": "看到了..可是没劲回" }, { "source": "你这个帖子实在让我词穷", "target": "因为我也词穷" }, { "source": "亲妈系列", "target": "要不要一起" }, { "source": "要不要一起", "target": "不要。痛得很" }, { "source": "不要。痛得很", "target": "我是让你一起吃那个东西。。。" }, { "source": "我是让你一起吃那个东西。。。", "target": "你是不是要来贵阳啊" }, { "source": "妈妈你好调皮", "target": "妈妈不会打我的" }, { "source": "妈妈不会打我的", "target": "不会打你,但会扇你" }, { "source": "好久不见阿我的Gaga", "target": "去好几次都没看见你" }, { "source": "去好几次都没看见你", "target": "等我去看你" }, { "source": "好棒的感觉!今年国漫能面积么!", "target": "杭州吗?" }, { "source": "杭州吗?", "target": "对00你们是几号比赛" }, { "source": "对00你们是几号比赛", "target": "四月底具体的还不知道" }, { "source": "四月底具体的还不知道", "target": "哦哦,有机会去看你们比赛!" }, { "source": "哦哦,有机会去看你们比赛!", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "哈哈哈,更爱你~" }, { "source": "不读博不考研", "target": "我没读博研也不是考的为什么还掉头发成这样想念需要定期打薄发量的童年" }, { "source": "我没读博研也不是考的为什么还掉头发成这样想念需要定期打薄发量的童年", "target": "你读了研" }, { "source": "你读了研", "target": "我的研究生过的不好意思说掉发" }, { "source": "大周末的你咋了", "target": "你培训完没" }, { "source": "你培训完没", "target": "早完了" }, { "source": "广腚总菊这群垃圾,这片也能过?", "target": "正因为是垃圾才能过" }, { "source": "英文同志,大家低调别宣扬!她上任以后,有力地提升了统一的概率,把统一时间提前了数十年!", "target": "跟你有一毛钱关系?!" }, { "source": "跟你有一毛钱关系?!", "target": "那跟你又有屁关系" }, { "source": "我和学姐睡过,你诱惑不了我", "target": "好的我退出祝你们幸福" }, { "source": "加油加油宝宝超美的眼睛大鼻子挺", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "太顺畅了你就不珍惜了。", "target": "有的人就很顺" }, { "source": "恍若隔世。美好的回忆。在我经历挫折,在最痛苦的时候,最无能为力的时候遇到你,也是老天的眷顾了。没法不爱你,善良的姑娘。谢谢亲爱的你让我重新看到这个世界的美好。我会好好珍惜这份缘分。期待再次一起远行。", "target": "哈哈,正好一整年。睡觉啦" }, { "source": "以前的六星御魂副属性有加1暴击的", "target": "我都不知道" }, { "source": "你的语文老师教的真好,骂人都可以写成作文了", "target": "不吹不黑,不捧高踩低,陈述事实" }, { "source": "我懵懵懂懂过了一年这一年似乎没有改变", "target": "最好的总会在你最不经意的时候出现" }, { "source": "小李子成了中年人油腻腻可爱的大叔。", "target": "好想帮他提裤子" }, { "source": "要我要嘻嘻晚上好啊", "target": "我也想要,还木有买" }, { "source": "我也想要,还木有买", "target": "去买呗吃晚饭没啊" }, { "source": "去买呗吃晚饭没啊", "target": "嘿嘿圣诞节再买,我早就吃过了,你吃了吗" }, { "source": "嘿嘿圣诞节再买,我早就吃过了,你吃了吗", "target": "准备吃啦嘻嘻哦哦嗯嗯" }, { "source": "准备吃啦嘻嘻哦哦嗯嗯", "target": "好吧好吧多吃点" }, { "source": "好吧好吧多吃点", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "先吃吧,吃好再聊" }, { "source": "大约需要多久逛下小镇?", "target": "小镇还是挺大的,半天可以逛完,但是来回车程有点久,因为在郊区嘛,最好留个一天时间吧,可以静下心来走走不会那么匆忙" }, { "source": "小镇还是挺大的,半天可以逛完,但是来回车程有点久,因为在郊区嘛,最好留个一天时间吧,可以静下心来走走不会那么匆忙", "target": "下午几点关门啊?我们正在去" }, { "source": "下午几点关门啊?我们正在去", "target": "其实那边就是个物业小区,应该没有关门一说,现在去玩时间也足够了,尽量别太晚了,车可能不好等,路上注意安全,祝你们玩的开心" }, { "source": "我颖完全是个小逗比", "target": "哈哈小心跑出来揍你" }, { "source": "你们姑娘为什么比我们好", "target": "好又不关你事" }, { "source": "为什么他们不喜欢你呢?抠怎么了?对自己抠而已,还有说什么抛妻弃子?过去的事也拿来说,难道每个人都不会犯错吗?明星也是人啊,不管怎么样,那也是你的家事啊,外人怎么会理解呢?我挺你。。。", "target": "希望你也能原来自己的对象呵呵哒" }, { "source": "希望你也能原来自己的对象呵呵哒", "target": "我没有原来的对象,呵呵哒,额,或许我心大,原来的那个人我已经记不得了。" }, { "source": "毛,我也是山东的耶", "target": "山东哪里" }, { "source": "我!驾驭不能这种帽子", "target": "因为我!美!" }, { "source": "哼,紫色控飘过", "target": "还正在想,你咋没上网呢" }, { "source": "遭电打到了哇???", "target": "舔尾巴上的旧伤口。" }, { "source": "舔尾巴上的旧伤口。", "target": "。。。把台灯来给他罩起" }, { "source": "糖姐我一直都在!!", "target": "几辈子没听到你喊我糖姐了!" }, { "source": "几辈子没听到你喊我糖姐了!", "target": "没办法毕竟比我大一辈糖姐一毕业人又变漂亮了!又!" }, { "source": "欧豪真的好帅", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈算你一个" }, { "source": "突然发现没有可以艾特的人好气哦~可是还是要保持微笑", "target": "允许你艾特我一下" }, { "source": "姐你没事吧?", "target": "一点都不好,已经牺牲了" }, { "source": "一点都不好,已经牺牲了", "target": "严重!" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "找。。。去吃" }, { "source": "找。。。去吃", "target": "你觉得景德镇有什么好吃的" }, { "source": "你觉得景德镇有什么好吃的", "target": "妳问住了我一食堂还不错里鸭血粉还不错" }, { "source": "妳问住了我一食堂还不错里鸭血粉还不错", "target": "关门了" }, { "source": "关门了", "target": "来我家带你去吃" }, { "source": "来我家带你去吃", "target": "好喔,你什么时候回来" }, { "source": "好喔,你什么时候回来", "target": "我周六回去" }, { "source": "面对骤然下降的气温请穿好你的袜子", "target": "这么多年了,你依旧惦记着我有没有好好穿袜子" }, { "source": "你会想起魏光亮", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "给我地址我也找不到卖家……", "target": "这里路边都是果园,然后门口都挂着自己采摘的牌子呢" }, { "source": "鳗鱼饭啊啊", "target": "啊好吃" }, { "source": "啊好吃", "target": "看来只有今天晚上去吃日料能满足我了" }, { "source": "看来只有今天晚上去吃日料能满足我了", "target": "去吧" }, { "source": "凭良心好啊,那样人人什么岗位都可以上,只要有颗良心就行啦", "target": "现在的老师真的已经到了连良心这种底线都没有的地步试问哪个老师没收过家长的好处哪个老师碰到这种事会挺身而出她可以做到大多数老师都不能做的事为什么不能破格录用" }, { "source": "现在的老师真的已经到了连良心这种底线都没有的地步试问哪个老师没收过家长的好处哪个老师碰到这种事会挺身而出她可以做到大多数老师都不能做的事为什么不能破格录用", "target": "从小到大没有遇到过收礼的老是,在的记忆力收礼那种都是极少数的,因为周围都没遇到过" }, { "source": "还各个条件呢,要是真的爱上,一切条件都是浮云了。哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈~可是要爱上一个人很难八~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈~可是要爱上一个人很难八~", "target": "说这句话,证明你还没爱过,好单纯的孩子啊!你一定会找到的,总会有那么一个人。" }, { "source": "说这句话,证明你还没爱过,好单纯的孩子啊!你一定会找到的,总会有那么一个人。", "target": "....我没爱过你都说得出口哦?谁信啊~~~不过我期待下一个...谢谢你" }, { "source": "....我没爱过你都说得出口哦?谁信啊~~~不过我期待下一个...谢谢你", "target": "我的意思是,我们还小的,真正的爱我们还没有深刻的体验的意思。这是需要经历的,慢慢来吧。" }, { "source": "我的意思是,我们还小的,真正的爱我们还没有深刻的体验的意思。这是需要经历的,慢慢来吧。", "target": "哈哈~我会努力的哦~" }, { "source": "我来做第一个今天比较早晚安", "target": "早啊~" }, { "source": "快来我抱抱你", "target": "也抱抱我" }, { "source": "可爱的妹子", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "咋去哪儿摆摊?", "target": "换到向北右拐的路口了,没差多远,这里好多棚子在一起了。" }, { "source": "换到向北右拐的路口了,没差多远,这里好多棚子在一起了。", "target": "为啥去哪儿呢?" }, { "source": "说了这么久了,你饿不?我下面给你吃哦?", "target": "小冰回答问题,你真的不会了?" }, { "source": "小冰回答问题,你真的不会了?", "target": "那我有糖吃嘛?" }, { "source": "那我有糖吃嘛?", "target": "你这孩子,贪吃糖会得病的" }, { "source": "你这孩子,贪吃糖会得病的", "target": "你答对了" }, { "source": "你答对了", "target": "能不能认真回答问题,不开玩笑的聊聊" }, { "source": "能不能认真回答问题,不开玩笑的聊聊", "target": "真的最爱你了" }, { "source": "真的最爱你了", "target": "再问你一次,你知道石家庄久久婚庆在哪里吗?" }, { "source": "再问你一次,你知道石家庄久久婚庆在哪里吗?", "target": "我可以表示无言以对嘛" }, { "source": "我可以表示无言以对嘛", "target": "我告诉你,你能记住吗?" }, { "source": "我告诉你,你能记住吗?", "target": ",好的" }, { "source": ",好的", "target": "石家庄久久婚庆在石家庄翟营南大街塔北路,空中花园东行200米路北。能记住吗?" }, { "source": "石家庄久久婚庆在石家庄翟营南大街塔北路,空中花园东行200米路北。能记住吗?", "target": "喜闻乐见" }, { "source": "喜闻乐见", "target": "问你记住了没有?" }, { "source": "问你记住了没有?", "target": "非常感谢!" }, { "source": "非常感谢!", "target": "回答不够好,我再问问你知道了吗?石家庄久久婚庆在哪?" }, { "source": "你还没睡?", "target": "对啊早上好" }, { "source": "对啊早上好", "target": "早上好" }, { "source": "你从来就没有活着", "target": "那跟我对话的你岂不是早入土为安了" }, { "source": "那跟我对话的你岂不是早入土为安了", "target": "咦,你怎么知道" }, { "source": "咦,你怎么知道", "target": "你不要侮辱我可爱的丧尸好吧~" }, { "source": "财大南门迪丽热巴", "target": "热吧热吧" }, { "source": "来看娃娃", "target": "娃娃没有了看看风景吧" }, { "source": "养个猫你还要娃不?", "target": "养猫真的和生娃没关系!" }, { "source": "养猫真的和生娃没关系!", "target": "不是有啥啥菌虫么?" }, { "source": "柠檬泡久了!坏掉了", "target": "拉瘦了么这可以减肥吗" }, { "source": "温柔的歌声唱出成长的点点滴滴,愿磊磊未来一切安好", "target": "愿他一切安好" }, { "source": "反正以前一中广播站的···我面熟但是不认识···", "target": "啊?!原来是校友啊。以前实习的时候我卑鄙地占用过他的桌子多次。" }, { "source": "啊?!原来是校友啊。以前实习的时候我卑鄙地占用过他的桌子多次。", "target": "还好意思说呢····" }, { "source": "还好意思说呢····", "target": "可惜啊,可惜,连人都没认识,我就跑路了。" }, { "source": "可惜啊,可惜,连人都没认识,我就跑路了。", "target": "好晕····" }, { "source": "我是长春的。", "target": "嗯,我也是长春的" }, { "source": "完全不能够接受!如果是这样干嘛还结婚,干嘛叫“成家”。是不是在床上也谈价格(主动和被动的问题)呢?", "target": "床上的这个建议可以考虑。" }, { "source": "床上的这个建议可以考虑。", "target": "现在的人啊,太现实嘞!" }, { "source": "哦对了有一个很暖心的事情想说来着你们可以很羡慕女主角我告诉你们其实我真的真的真的是想着你们亲的她哈哈哈哈哈太假了我觉得我", "target": "太假了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你好谦虚啊", "target": "自嘲罢了" }, { "source": "自嘲罢了", "target": "互相打气啊" }, { "source": "你有点酷哦哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哪里酷了嘻嘻" }, { "source": "哪里酷了嘻嘻", "target": "哪里都很酷唷" }, { "source": "哪里都很酷唷", "target": "锁定你了哈" }, { "source": "没有司马搞所以闲情才多。有时间我们也可以交流交流,碰上同行不容易,也可以成为朋友滴", "target": "是我男友搞这行啦~我啥也不会" }, { "source": "是我男友搞这行啦~我啥也不会", "target": ":骗人,坏姑娘" }, { "source": "估计体寒,医生喊他注意保暖嘛!", "target": "嗯?啥?这是病???这一层还好多人有??" }, { "source": "眉毛还是我修过好看", "target": "是呀,可好看了" }, { "source": "宝贝你画了多久。。。", "target": "应该有一个小时了吧全部加起来" }, { "source": "太毒啦!!!!让我们这些为了减肥晚上没吃饭的人怎么办", "target": "减肥不需要节食想知道秘密找我" }, { "source": "其实北京到了高峰,真的很需要留一边来走人的", "target": "高峰期留一边效率可能会更低。" }, { "source": "高峰期留一边效率可能会更低。", "target": "效率不会低,两侧占满人不走,和一测站人一侧人不断往上走,基本差不多。因为任何一秒都有两个人从最上端走出扶梯,所以流量基本相当。而且如果走动侧给继续赶时间的人走更快,这个可能流量比两侧占满人更大。" }, { "source": "效率不会低,两侧占满人不走,和一测站人一侧人不断往上走,基本差不多。因为任何一秒都有两个人从最上端走出扶梯,所以流量基本相当。而且如果走动侧给继续赶时间的人走更快,这个可能流量比两侧占满人更大。", "target": "这个假设是默认会在电梯上快走的人有很多,问题是有很多人虽上班略赶但并不会选择电梯上快走,有些长跨度的走起来也非常累人,而这样的规定会使得站立侧排队的人越来越多或者使得原本选择站立的人因长排队而无奈开始快走。" }, { "source": "逃过了双十一又可以愉快的买买买了", "target": "哈哈哈哈正解" }, { "source": "炸鸡配这个餐巾纸很是欺骗了", "target": "会瘦的" }, { "source": "就算心里是这样认为不要说出来,你这样很明显招黑啊,得利的还是他们,,,所以麻烦为了他,少说几句万分感谢!", "target": "嗯嗯,不说了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,不说了", "target": "谢谢谅解" }, { "source": "早安妮~", "target": "早呀" }, { "source": "你家是哪里的呢?", "target": "家是寿光的,你晓得吗?学校是青岛的学校。" }, { "source": "家是寿光的,你晓得吗?学校是青岛的学校。", "target": "我查了是潍坊市的,嘿嘿:)现在知道了" }, { "source": "我查了是潍坊市的,嘿嘿:)现在知道了", "target": "嗯,是的~" }, { "source": "想知道您看应届毕业生的简历最看重什么", "target": "主要看你简历和别人写的不一样的地方" }, { "source": "主要看你简历和别人写的不一样的地方", "target": "平庸的人该怎么办呢" }, { "source": "生日已经在学校提前过了,收到花了,很开心", "target": "嗯,开心就成,明天可以“阿姨,我今天生日,再打多点”来加加餐" }, { "source": "嗯,开心就成,明天可以“阿姨,我今天生日,再打多点”来加加餐", "target": "我已经不在食堂吃了" }, { "source": "我已经不在食堂吃了", "target": "==那就是加个写生大餐,泡面" }, { "source": "==那就是加个写生大餐,泡面", "target": "我都自己在外面餐馆去吃" }, { "source": "想成熊想疯了!我想减肥。", "target": "我还真不想。谢谢。" }, { "source": "我还真不想。谢谢。", "target": "哈哈。一路顺风。" }, { "source": "哈哈。一路顺风。", "target": "谢谢哈" }, { "source": "我猜,送你的人一定很有眼光另,钥匙扣是用来摆着的吗", "target": "我得先放着开开光" }, { "source": "你啥时候也露两手啦!哈哈。", "target": "师兄,为了你的身体健康,我想还是不要有这样的”时候”了" }, { "source": "额,,亲,你是想叫我关注你还是你看到了关于田子坊的相关就随便踩一脚?", "target": "哦,忘了赞一句,你长得真漂亮!" }, { "source": "现在的猫一养就肥", "target": "不是我的" }, { "source": "午安问候新手司机上路感觉如何", "target": "去交" }, { "source": "万一是种超级豆,不怕旱,咋办", "target": "生物有极限,就像人的寿命随着科技和生活水平的提高而提高,但会有极限" }, { "source": "分手快五个月了昨天他突然给我说他过的并不好我特别希望他能后悔然后我死也不和他在一起", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "小鱼晚安,晚安咯。。。,晚安驴", "target": "看到这个驴就忍不住学着他笑,我这是怎么了" }, { "source": "看到这个驴就忍不住学着他笑,我这是怎么了", "target": "学的像吗" }, { "source": "学的像吗", "target": "不象,只有你学才像" }, { "source": "今晚花絮看不看?", "target": "看看看!" }, { "source": "明年就要给更小一辈的发压岁钱了", "target": "想想就可怕" }, { "source": "想想就可怕", "target": "要是一个月工资两千多" }, { "source": "要是一个月工资两千多", "target": "别说了,还得借钱" }, { "source": "感负责任埋距,帮我充话费", "target": "学生守则话自己噶事情自己做" }, { "source": "学生守则话自己噶事情自己做", "target": "哪里也有乐于助人的同学之间" }, { "source": "撸猫&。。。不简单啊大兄弟", "target": "我是猫" }, { "source": "我是猫", "target": "喔你不是" }, { "source": "喔你不是", "target": "取关取关" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "哟巧哦" }, { "source": "哟巧哦", "target": "哟,你好像我闺蜜喔" }, { "source": "需要我艾特你吗?", "target": "我看到了,渣浪真的九字家的" }, { "source": "上次看电影还说和你男友一起去呢!", "target": "我小哥" }, { "source": "我小哥", "target": "那我们是朋友吗?" }, { "source": "死泼妇!我在复习呢", "target": "哼哼!不给复习了!!你会没精神的!!" }, { "source": "哼哼!不给复习了!!你会没精神的!!", "target": "不会不会!你准备的怎么样了" }, { "source": "特别的喜欢皮卡丘,超级可爱", "target": "皮卡丘,也是爆萌了" }, { "source": "你的黑眼圈怎么一点也不明显", "target": "今天化妆了!遮了好久" }, { "source": "今天化妆了!遮了好久", "target": "我遮十层都遮不住" }, { "source": "我遮十层都遮不住", "target": "遮瑕,粉底,再遮瑕,粉底" }, { "source": "重新发,请在超话里发,谢谢妹妹", "target": "我已重新发了" }, { "source": "大家知道你2了不要宣传啦", "target": "你才是2货。。。我是个很稳重的人" }, { "source": "你才是2货。。。我是个很稳重的人", "target": "全世界上的猪都笑了。。你就在笑哦" }, { "source": "每当走进一所真正的大学,就动摇一次考研的决心", "target": "错了,是考不考研的心" }, { "source": "可以网红了", "target": "是吧" }, { "source": "终于舍得出来冒泡了,宇哥,好像瘦了些", "target": "哈哈,可能吧" }, { "source": "666新年快乐", "target": "同乐" }, { "source": "东北落后是有道理的。", "target": "您哪里人?您在您家乡是什么层次的人?" }, { "source": "我要去看电影了怨灵2", "target": "大晚上的..." }, { "source": "死猪不怕这是你和谁", "target": "怕!!谁说不怕!" }, { "source": "麻烦考虑下没带伞人的心情", "target": "我可以借把给你" }, { "source": "这个可爱的餐馆,来个定位", "target": "三里屯3.3五层" }, { "source": "三里屯3.3五层", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "扇一次风是不是会被磨损啊", "target": "哪里舍得拿去扇风。" }, { "source": "昨天上午跑河边了吗?好像看到你了", "target": "昨天我没去,我们老王去了。看你好像出去转了好大一圈" }, { "source": "昨天我没去,我们老王去了。看你好像出去转了好大一圈", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你理解不了一个一天工作16小时只吃一顿饭的加班狗看到你这条动态是什么心情………", "target": "16小时!干啥啊!疯了!!" }, { "source": "鸡排好好吃的说", "target": "不要告诉二姐" }, { "source": "不要告诉二姐", "target": "嗯!不告诉她" }, { "source": "装螃蟹都要用这么考究的箱子。。。。。。", "target": "它要坐动车。。" }, { "source": "它要坐动车。。", "target": "我只能叹服高富帅和白富美吃螃蟹的范儿就是不一样。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,觉得合作还是很好啊,试试用钟馗,大乔送回家之前钩一敌人还是很不错的", "target": "现在好像不能勾了" }, { "source": "黄老师好~~~", "target": "同学们好~~今天我们教“恰恰”!" }, { "source": "同学们好~~今天我们教“恰恰”!", "target": "教我教我老师老师" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "开心快乐!一切顺利!" }, { "source": "缺少男朋友缺少动力", "target": "哈哈哈没错就是我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈没错就是我", "target": "身体是自己的啦" }, { "source": "身体是自己的啦", "target": "主要是懒" }, { "source": "主要是懒", "target": "可以找个一起得相互监督" }, { "source": "可以找个一起得相互监督", "target": "找过不管用" }, { "source": "等我好好养一养先~去哪里照吖?", "target": "近你的话米大学城咯" }, { "source": "近你的话米大学城咯", "target": "我都行哇。" }, { "source": "你们更在意男朋友身高还是颜值?", "target": "身高哇长得高一点也丑不到哪去吧感觉...." }, { "source": "飘一个", "target": "老想飘了~" }, { "source": "老想飘了~", "target": "带上师父一起飘" }, { "source": "带上师父一起飘", "target": "来来带你飞" }, { "source": "开会,生无可恋,刚还被朋友鸽了自助", "target": "来南京啊我不鸽你" }, { "source": "来南京啊我不鸽你", "target": "来济南啊" }, { "source": "驰向黑夜的女人", "target": "三点五十,你这是还没睡还是已经醒了" }, { "source": "三点五十,你这是还没睡还是已经醒了", "target": "睡醒了" }, { "source": "睡醒了", "target": "你几点开始睡的啊" }, { "source": "你怎么越来越丑了+1", "target": "想姐帮我买手机啊!!!" }, { "source": "嘻嘻。我跟室友一块抢,就抢到了1个", "target": "抢到就付款才能留名额还是先抢到名额可以完了付款呢?" }, { "source": "……你们打得是真的米,是因为胜利的太多,所以骄傲了吗?希望你们能好好调整状态,别再飘了。尤其是猫,他这两局打得真的很一般!", "target": "哦~大佬你来,我看看你貂蝉怎么在孙膑大里面跳" }, { "source": "哦~大佬你来,我看看你貂蝉怎么在孙膑大里面跳", "target": "你看完比赛了么?第一局的貂蝉还是不错的。后面就出现死了多少次?每一次都是因为孙膑么?" }, { "source": "你看完比赛了么?第一局的貂蝉还是不错的。后面就出现死了多少次?每一次都是因为孙膑么?", "target": "我闭着眼睛看的啊,咋滴不行啊" }, { "source": "我闭着眼睛看的啊,咋滴不行啊", "target": "行啊,你怎么看跟我没关系啊。我怎么说也跟你没关系" }, { "source": "行啊,你怎么看跟我没关系啊。我怎么说也跟你没关系", "target": "那可不是么,就敲键盘厉害呢" }, { "source": "那可不是么,就敲键盘厉害呢", "target": "可不是么,承认状态不好很丢人" }, { "source": "可不是么,承认状态不好很丢人", "target": "来自没被针对过人的膨胀" }, { "source": "能这样太牛了。亲,我该买个无敌兔还是6d呢?好纠结。能帮我分析分析么", "target": "女孩子的话推荐6d" }, { "source": "看到了有事才想起我打爆你头", "target": "讨厌,那你怎么不回人家那是我想念你了。我要很多个,各式各样的。哈哈。" }, { "source": "讨厌,那你怎么不回人家那是我想念你了。我要很多个,各式各样的。哈哈。", "target": "还好意思给我提条件" }, { "source": "终于相信你不是机器人了", "target": "哈我才注意诶哈哈" }, { "source": "哈我才注意诶哈哈", "target": "这样我才放心的去睡觉不然又得纠结睡不着觉" }, { "source": "叫姐好吗等你来请安啊", "target": "傻大飞姐姐小的给你请安了" }, { "source": "傻大飞姐姐小的给你请安了", "target": "巴掌" }, { "source": "巴掌", "target": "都给你请安了" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!是滴!!作为一个来北方的南方人,我非常同意!北方是相当舒服了,而且雨少,家里不开暖气也比南方暖和!每次过年回湖南都冷哭", "target": "北方人在湖南上学被冻成狗去年手指头肿了一个冬天室友怀疑我是假北方人" }, { "source": "北方人在湖南上学被冻成狗去年手指头肿了一个冬天室友怀疑我是假北方人", "target": "我每年都会被冻肿,手套也不管用,除非24小时带" }, { "source": "你好像看过好多电影咯", "target": "电影和音乐就是我滴绳命~" }, { "source": "电影和音乐就是我滴绳命~", "target": "有啥好看的推荐啊" }, { "source": "走开啦你", "target": "经得住诱惑" }, { "source": "原来这么瘦也是可以有胸的赞美了", "target": "挤得宝宝" }, { "source": "我不瘦吗才83斤你是不是眼花看成我是肥婆啦", "target": "壮哦你!他居然说你要增肥!" }, { "source": "潮汕敏生日快乐", "target": "哈哈哈为什么要加潮汕" }, { "source": "哈哈哈为什么要加潮汕", "target": "他不是潮汕人吗" }, { "source": "你有票吗亲", "target": "没啊,想去买黄牛" }, { "source": "没啊,想去买黄牛", "target": "都不知道票是真还是假的、" }, { "source": "都不知道票是真还是假的、", "target": "所以需要有人一起去" }, { "source": "你啥时候来", "target": "不懂,在家闷得慌。" }, { "source": "你在哪呢", "target": "宿舍呢" }, { "source": "宿舍呢", "target": "你心情好啦?" }, { "source": "我换3g了", "target": "别用超了" }, { "source": "别用超了", "target": "我已经被坑了" }, { "source": "太好看了。好漂亮的城市", "target": "这种风景给人感觉真好,清秀美丽" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺啊!", "target": "非常期待" }, { "source": "相亲", "target": "相亲……" }, { "source": "相亲……", "target": "见个面就能成婚的事哈哈" }, { "source": "见个面就能成婚的事哈哈", "target": "有啊,闪婚" }, { "source": "有啊,闪婚", "target": "这年头很多见啊" }, { "source": "这年头很多见啊", "target": "嗯,是的这年代早不像70后那样了" }, { "source": "我给卸了每次都是满满的生活好辛苦心好累", "target": "你快回来把我的思念带回来" }, { "source": "你要火,刘明", "target": "我怎么要火" }, { "source": "撸串是烧烤?", "target": "不然呢?哦!还有关东煮" }, { "source": "过桥米线,看起来好好吃", "target": "的确不错哦" }, { "source": "同学们你进修呢?", "target": "我都不行了天天写教案" }, { "source": "大美妞生日我好像来晚了生日快乐", "target": "谢谢啦!不晚!我还是非常开心看到宝宝的祝福" }, { "source": "多俊俏的小姑娘", "target": "看牙你就看出来了,厉害了我的妹" }, { "source": "我深深的嫉妒羡慕哼………", "target": "哈哈哈哈笑死我了你我赶紧帮你找你的处袄" }, { "source": "你好厉害棒棒哒,向你学习", "target": "哈哈加油加油" }, { "source": "我的女朋友在哪里?点个赞吧", "target": "我是第186个" }, { "source": "我是第186个", "target": "阿姨你是我186个女朋友?" }, { "source": "为什么我没有看到你", "target": "你认识我喵" }, { "source": "你认识我喵", "target": "肯定不认识" }, { "source": "现在这个复古车能上牌的是发", "target": "都可上牌" }, { "source": "来深圳嘛回家还真的不知道干嘛。", "target": "恩是。。。我的下一个目的地!" }, { "source": "恩是。。。我的下一个目的地!", "target": "真的真的嘛?期待期待、" }, { "source": "真的真的嘛?期待期待、", "target": "就是不知道啥时候去!" }, { "source": "就是不知道啥时候去!", "target": "如果你不打算定居北方的话早点过来规划人生好滴啊!" }, { "source": "最近你那个推荐联盟搞得如何了", "target": "你要还想卖料的话,我建议你去个公平公开的第三方平台证明自己先" }, { "source": "你要还想卖料的话,我建议你去个公平公开的第三方平台证明自己先", "target": "谢谢指导,现在都是哪些第三方人比较多呢~" }, { "source": "为何自己不写对联卖,或者寻求相关可求职业,要沿街乞讨?有什么好怜悯的", "target": "看楼主的智商不知道在从事什么工作" }, { "source": "在一起!", "target": "来串门了女神" }, { "source": "之前好像看过一则科普,一月一次,一次一粒,真的没啥副作用的", "target": "是的啊!!简直让我重获新生" }, { "source": "是的啊!!简直让我重获新生", "target": "所以我现在太难受的时候会吃一颗,想想以前怕副作用一直忍受剧痛,简直就是笨啊" }, { "source": "所以我现在太难受的时候会吃一颗,想想以前怕副作用一直忍受剧痛,简直就是笨啊", "target": "真的!!我也是!认真查过科普并不是那么回事是完全可以的!哎感觉白白熬那么辛苦" }, { "source": "真的!!我也是!认真查过科普并不是那么回事是完全可以的!哎感觉白白熬那么辛苦", "target": "感觉被老人家坑了" }, { "source": "感觉被老人家坑了", "target": "不求甚解型咱以后不能当那样的老人家哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你好白富美", "target": "我发现我单词拼错了我要哭" }, { "source": "让我为你唱一首歌", "target": "啊锅神!来!唱起!语音!" }, { "source": "啊锅神!来!唱起!语音!", "target": "下次给你唱现场" }, { "source": "下次给你唱现场", "target": "忽悠我" }, { "source": "刘雯其实讲真不是很好看的女生但是给人的感觉就是很舒服", "target": "长得不是很美,但是气质真的超级好啊" }, { "source": "心情不好?", "target": "真心实意的好不好" }, { "source": "真心实意的好不好", "target": "你个骗子" }, { "source": "你个骗子", "target": "你才是骗子" }, { "source": "你就守着中医院还不去看看", "target": "唉,一是懒,二是看娃时间不自由" }, { "source": "可以把城送给我吗", "target": "舍不得" }, { "source": "感叹一下岁月催人老了嘛,你要出来不嘛。", "target": "你在遵义?" }, { "source": "你在遵义?", "target": "在的阿。" }, { "source": "你太有钱了!", "target": "我就看场电影我肿么了……" }, { "source": "我就看场电影我肿么了……", "target": "你看了两场" }, { "source": "你看了两场", "target": "放假要去音乐节嘛你?" }, { "source": "放假要去音乐节嘛你?", "target": "要去!必须!" }, { "source": "要去!必须!", "target": "哪一个?上海简单?沪宁杭地区好像好几个啊哈哈" }, { "source": "哪一个?上海简单?沪宁杭地区好像好几个啊哈哈", "target": "简单" }, { "source": "你答应我一件事好不好", "target": "讲!" }, { "source": "最近天气变化快,注意保湿", "target": "嗯阿" }, { "source": "回家了没", "target": "没回,妈妈过来陪我过节" }, { "source": "没回,妈妈过来陪我过节", "target": "你诚心炫耀!!!!" }, { "source": "你诚心炫耀!!!!", "target": "知道就好" }, { "source": "想知道哪里有上粤语配音的?", "target": "为毛要找粤语版泪奔,这边都在找国语。。。真的想听小连杀的配音啊!!" }, { "source": "为毛要找粤语版泪奔,这边都在找国语。。。真的想听小连杀的配音啊!!", "target": "看预告觉得粤语配音更有趣一些" }, { "source": "看预告觉得粤语配音更有趣一些", "target": "除了港片其他的都接受不来粤语配音,就是觉得尴尬违和。" }, { "source": "除了港片其他的都接受不来粤语配音,就是觉得尴尬违和。", "target": "好吧,人各有所爱" }, { "source": "开心么", "target": "嗯我是很开心" }, { "source": "嗯我是很开心", "target": "我还做了泡面版,我近来在打广告?" }, { "source": "我还做了泡面版,我近来在打广告?", "target": "诱导我吃东西" }, { "source": "诱导我吃东西", "target": "一起啊!" }, { "source": "一起啊!", "target": "我要减肥锁屏已经换了几个月了还没瘦" }, { "source": "皮肤好多了", "target": "美图秀秀" }, { "source": "美图秀秀", "target": "不过你真该减肥了" }, { "source": "收了这份安利我去听一波", "target": "来啊,加入后宫团呀" }, { "source": "来啊,加入后宫团呀", "target": "在路上了" }, { "source": "这件代购多少钱", "target": "最大只有六个月的喔,裙子250元左右" }, { "source": "最大只有六个月的喔,裙子250元左右", "target": "就这个颜色吗" }, { "source": "蹭蹭欧气!", "target": "蹭起来" }, { "source": "大哥。咱们能把黑边做窄点么?", "target": "没看每次发布的新机都要比之前的好很多么~这就是进步~拭目以待下一款的新机,应该不会失望" }, { "source": "没看每次发布的新机都要比之前的好很多么~这就是进步~拭目以待下一款的新机,应该不会失望", "target": "我用的乐视。该换手机了,还打算用乐视。只是这黑边让我有些蛋疼" }, { "source": "甜馨这么可爱,希望她不要受影响,开开心心长大,他们的家事他们自己处理吧,我们散了吧", "target": "散了散了,都散了吧" }, { "source": "现在有人,将来有钱,以后都有", "target": "现在没有一样。" }, { "source": "人妖不容易啊", "target": "你瞎呀" }, { "source": "你瞎呀", "target": "大家都懂的" }, { "source": "大家都懂的", "target": "大家是谁,我不认识" }, { "source": "王祖贤当年是真的美炸天", "target": "真的啊,第一次看到她真的惊呆了,没想到这么美" }, { "source": "你艾特的是哪个!", "target": "电脑专家" }, { "source": "电脑专家", "target": "手机问题他不会,我帮你搞" }, { "source": "手机问题他不会,我帮你搞", "target": "我自己都搞不来你更加不晓得搞。" }, { "source": "我自己都搞不来你更加不晓得搞。", "target": "你怎么晓得,寄给我咯" }, { "source": "早呀", "target": "开心吗" }, { "source": "广告打的挺大……不知道效果怎么样", "target": "试试啦" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "我想你了" }, { "source": "我想你了", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我赞过啥你都显示?怎么设置的啊", "target": "我怎么知道……推荐里的" }, { "source": "我怎么知道……推荐里的", "target": "嗷嗷好的" }, { "source": "我还没洗完头。。。。", "target": "我们现在在满记。" }, { "source": "我们现在在满记。", "target": "吃那么多" }, { "source": "帅哥竟然跟我们同年", "target": "我现在才发现!" }, { "source": "看了下确认头等奖没人和我抢,请黑幕我", "target": "小伙子可以的" }, { "source": "你要耍包间阿?", "target": "以前" }, { "source": "哎快结婚就不痛苦了天天在家当少奶奶", "target": "还早哦,而且肯定会上班,毫无疑问" }, { "source": "专门为没有手机的小学生量身定做的网吧?", "target": "我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "你是杰迷哦?", "target": "你也喜欢他吗~~我小学就听他的歌曲啦" }, { "source": "别生气了,不值得", "target": "嗯嗯,就是" }, { "source": "诗情画意,早!", "target": "早安水果控,周末愉快" }, { "source": "早安水果控,周末愉快", "target": "周末快乐!" }, { "source": "周末快乐!", "target": "上午好,我是水果狸" }, { "source": "上午好,我是水果狸", "target": "果子狸" }, { "source": "果子狸", "target": "哈哈,不做野味。只做水果狸" }, { "source": "喜欢欧阳娜娜的在哪里", "target": "在这里在这里!" }, { "source": "刘海-眉毛", "target": "我已经剪短了!然后就没有这个眉毛刘海好看了" }, { "source": "我已经剪短了!然后就没有这个眉毛刘海好看了", "target": "放心还会长长的!" }, { "source": "放心还会长长的!", "target": "然后就又要纠结是继续刘海还是中分" }, { "source": "没办法。食堂像是有毒一样吃了伤身体啊在寝室弄还是好些你们也可以试一试", "target": "我们寝室正在买锅。。" }, { "source": "我们寝室正在买锅。。", "target": "其实我们用的是电饭煲安全一些省电一些" }, { "source": "其实我们用的是电饭煲安全一些省电一些", "target": "哦。。有居家男人的范了" }, { "source": "哦。。有居家男人的范了", "target": "主要是我们寝室有个人很会弄我打下手的" }, { "source": "我也四年了,但很瘦", "target": "要多吃多睡" }, { "source": "你是不知道,我对面楼住的一大叔昨天晚上12点爬起来看男篮还是啥比赛,瞬间感觉他咋这么爱国呀", "target": "对面的大叔起来,你还听得见啊!" }, { "source": "对面的大叔起来,你还听得见啊!", "target": "昨天我晚睡了点,本来周围都黑的,等我刚睡下就看对面亮灯,我就纳闷,原来来..." }, { "source": "我大学室友只有寒暑假放假回家才洗澡平时寝室里他都没有洗刷用品真的服", "target": "男生还是女生?有味吗?" }, { "source": "男生还是女生?有味吗?", "target": "男的这是最奇怪的真没啥味道不然我们也要收拾他了" }, { "source": "奔奔感觉最近是人生的低谷和男朋友吵架工作上也不顺利....这两天心情也特别的暴躁。又不想将这些情绪带给父母、不想他们知道我的心情不好", "target": "过了这段时间一定会好起来的!等你男朋友来跪吧" }, { "source": "还想赚钱", "target": "最重要的是" }, { "source": "现在的小孩子真的不得了我站那里他就来打你又不熟并且一直踢我哎", "target": "一看这孩子就喜欢你" }, { "source": "一看这孩子就喜欢你", "target": "那小孩我说都说不听一直踢我" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "安哪" }, { "source": "如何才能在晚上时熬夜不觉得困,急", "target": "手机手机" }, { "source": "你不是回寝室了么?", "target": "我是回寝室啊,怎么了?" }, { "source": "早安,", "target": "嘻嘻该午安咯" }, { "source": "我的秋", "target": "光里影里" }, { "source": "你一天无聊的", "target": "就是因为无聊" }, { "source": "来个评测", "target": "没啥可评测的,但是更想评测那个音箱" }, { "source": "没啥可评测的,但是更想评测那个音箱", "target": "你评测后是不是可以半价卖我" }, { "source": "你评测后是不是可以半价卖我", "target": "你~噗,一口鲜血" }, { "source": "你有听到我肚子在叫吗", "target": "反正我肚子在叫" }, { "source": "谢谢社长我被绿了", "target": "恭喜" }, { "source": "这人绝对你好盆友,气质都一样", "target": "你乱讲,他哪有我这种大气,高贵的气质" }, { "source": "你乱讲,他哪有我这种大气,高贵的气质", "target": "差不多啦简直物以类聚你太会交盆友了" }, { "source": "平时都是看看不说话", "target": "我也就基本上看看了" }, { "source": "奏是不让你睡", "target": "都是坏人!" }, { "source": "都是坏人!", "target": "不用早起就不着急睡" }, { "source": "不用早起就不着急睡", "target": "早起汪在这里" }, { "source": "早起汪在这里", "target": "同为早起汪不打扰了去睡吧" }, { "source": "同为早起汪不打扰了去睡吧", "target": "好的,晚安" }, { "source": "这狗好不好养", "target": "你指具体哪方面,吃饭还是她性格" }, { "source": "你指具体哪方面,吃饭还是她性格", "target": "吃饭" }, { "source": "吃饭", "target": "吃饭还好,就狗粮,拌点罐头之类的" }, { "source": "吃饭还好,就狗粮,拌点罐头之类的", "target": "那可以" }, { "source": "已拉黑", "target": "干脆!" }, { "source": "熊孩子包括我吗", "target": "哈哈,都有,话说要给你带什么回去吗" }, { "source": "哈哈,都有,话说要给你带什么回去吗", "target": "好开心,足够了,别无他求" }, { "source": "好开心,足够了,别无他求", "target": "我本来想买胡辣汤的,没看到带走的那种" }, { "source": "我本来想买胡辣汤的,没看到带走的那种", "target": "那就带着碗来啊" }, { "source": "女神就是美", "target": "女神就是会说话" }, { "source": "五四青年节", "target": "美丽动人" }, { "source": "美丽动人", "target": "人云亦云" }, { "source": "人云亦云", "target": "云很难接啊" }, { "source": "云很难接啊", "target": "晕头转向" }, { "source": "晕头转向", "target": "向来帅气" }, { "source": "向来帅气", "target": "气宇轩昂" }, { "source": "气宇轩昂", "target": "昂首挺胸" }, { "source": "昂首挺胸", "target": "胸怀大志" }, { "source": "木谈大事,吃吃吃啊", "target": "吃啥" }, { "source": "吃啥", "target": "这不是需要深入研究嘛" }, { "source": "这不是需要深入研究嘛", "target": "好好研究吃啥" }, { "source": "快来我怀里", "target": "或者让我住进你的心里" }, { "source": "鱼好吃吗", "target": "还可以吧量不算多" }, { "source": "我非常自豪的说我家哈士奇会握手,还知道换手握手,一岁多了,但也仅仅会握手", "target": "我家的也是太理解你的心情了" }, { "source": "真美,本来来这之前要去云南的。没人陪", "target": "真的很美回来的时候去吧趁早在还没开发完之前" }, { "source": "真的很美回来的时候去吧趁早在还没开发完之前", "target": "一定" }, { "source": "提醒博主,有一种东西叫数字版", "target": "看我的最后一句。" }, { "source": "有没有想起我们小时候看我的失忆男友的时候", "target": "嗯嗯,对,那时候看的特别迷……还有下方便面我还记得那时候你告诉我下方便面多少个人兑多少碗水" }, { "source": "往事随风~", "target": "往事不要再提人生已多风雨~" }, { "source": "晒月亮啊", "target": "你变个月亮给我晒晒" }, { "source": "你变个月亮给我晒晒", "target": "晚上再变咯,哈哈" }, { "source": "晚上再变咯,哈哈", "target": "晚上用你变呐" }, { "source": "晚上用你变呐", "target": "其实晚上那个就是我变的" }, { "source": "其实晚上那个就是我变的", "target": "周末咋没出去玩?" }, { "source": "周末咋没出去玩?", "target": "玩什么哦,人家要学习的啊,哈哈,没你happy" }, { "source": "玩什么哦,人家要学习的啊,哈哈,没你happy", "target": "您还学习呐" }, { "source": "您还学习呐", "target": "是哇,看我睡到刚才才起床的,然后吃了个饭回来,现在都几点了哦,当然是学习啦,哈哈" }, { "source": "看到你幸福真好", "target": "嘿!还没问你的!你好久哦?" }, { "source": "嘿!还没问你的!你好久哦?", "target": "还早的很哟" }, { "source": "还早的很哟", "target": "晕!你还要等啥子喃!差不多了!" }, { "source": "山西刀削面馆拉的面应该不错", "target": "我也会拉你要不要尝尝" }, { "source": "我也会拉你要不要尝尝", "target": "不吃面会煮饭吗" }, { "source": "你不是过两年才18么", "target": "诶好像是哦我算数不太好记错了" }, { "source": "新疆旅游攻略", "target": "哇那挺久了" }, { "source": "我只知道我快冻死了……", "target": "我已经来上课了" }, { "source": "鼻子已经裂开了,碰到手好疼的,每天抹大宝在鼻子上", "target": "比我悲惨" }, { "source": "面容依旧,还多了份成熟和淡然", "target": "膘呢,膘去哪里看嘛,一试就知道你没睡" }, { "source": "膘呢,膘去哪里看嘛,一试就知道你没睡", "target": "我肯定要坚持锻炼撒,上周还爬山呢" }, { "source": "我肯定要坚持锻炼撒,上周还爬山呢", "target": "明明就是打望" }, { "source": "明明就是打望", "target": "你又晓得了" }, { "source": "你又晓得了", "target": "你跟我说的" }, { "source": "原来你买了这么多我服", "target": "还好哎,其实不多" }, { "source": "使徒行者2是不是共10集?", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "想要礼物你拍照好便宜哒但我白色成都的", "target": "桂林对吧" }, { "source": "嗯,等明天吧!反正明儿休假,有的是时间", "target": "往往休息时,家务事儿缠身,时间更少" }, { "source": "+1!感觉等到了有生之年,爆哭中!", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "抱住你!" }, { "source": "要是我喜欢的人刚好也喜欢我怎么办?!到时岂不是一激动就热上加热?!", "target": "到时候你就忘了热了吧?!幸福晕了…" }, { "source": "那就看会电视吧,大热天的,大家对什么都没兴趣", "target": "已举报,对丑恶不能容忍" }, { "source": "已举报,对丑恶不能容忍", "target": "嗯,这种人很无聊" }, { "source": "南宁将近30度", "target": "那岂不是都能穿短袖了" }, { "source": "那岂不是都能穿短袖了", "target": "有人穿啊,还有凉鞋,哈哈" }, { "source": "有人穿啊,还有凉鞋,哈哈", "target": "哇,我不喜欢夏天。。。。" }, { "source": "哇,我不喜欢夏天。。。。", "target": "这边还没到夏天,放心吧" }, { "source": "走嘛下一站切哪儿耍", "target": "又走嘛了" }, { "source": "我是新银哟。哪个来勾搭我一下下啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "话说我小号叫你帮我扩贴你看见了吗?" }, { "source": "话说我小号叫你帮我扩贴你看见了吗?", "target": "没啊" }, { "source": "以后跟楠哥混!两年后去找你", "target": "又一个凑热闹的" }, { "source": "让你对象给你揉揉呗", "target": "走了" }, { "source": "走了", "target": "昨天不还在一起么" }, { "source": "昨天不还在一起么", "target": "对呀,呆了一天就走了" }, { "source": "考前无条件式树立信心,考试时不参杂太多东西,说到底是不要太在意,学习最好的状态是把考试看成一盘游戏,喜欢玩,能赢也可以输。", "target": "唉,你是学霸…" }, { "source": "白色飘带衬衣s玛没有了吗", "target": "过几天裁床出来有多就上!" }, { "source": "记得点鱿鱼,在哪里的阿,国贸吗?", "target": "海岸城的没点啊下次点来吃" }, { "source": "海岸城的没点啊下次点来吃", "target": "我在保利准备看小时代" }, { "source": "最近是不是瘦啦", "target": "没!角度问题啦" }, { "source": "才看见这张。元气少女", "target": "啊哈哈哈看见就说明你爱我啦啦啦" }, { "source": "快来广州,刚刚脱离空调", "target": "太热" }, { "source": "觉得夏天把米皮当成正餐这件事我可不能理解", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "为啥", "target": "说不来啊凉不啦的" }, { "source": "说不来啊凉不啦的", "target": "大夏天吃什么热饭难道吃烩面么" }, { "source": "你现在是喜欢为你生孩子的老婆还是喜欢自由", "target": "自由" }, { "source": "男朋友吗", "target": "我我我我,结婚了……" }, { "source": "我我我我,结婚了……", "target": "得,我吃还不行吗……" }, { "source": "可怕的季节要来了……", "target": "已经过敏了" }, { "source": "最近的一个假期是体考要是我们不上课我一定要睡!", "target": "清明假我们在上坟七点就起了今天" }, { "source": "清明假我们在上坟七点就起了今天", "target": "代课7点30起来" }, { "source": "胖子肿么办", "target": "对啊!我们这种胖子没前途了" }, { "source": "所以我每天中午起", "target": "你也是要废了" }, { "source": "还有还有早上冷,下午热,一天四季不是梦,再也不担心买的衣服不合季节啦!", "target": "洗衣机听见恐怕不会太高兴噶!" }, { "source": "洗衣机听见恐怕不会太高兴噶!", "target": "哈哈哈这么好的天气我还没洗衣服.....天辣噜" }, { "source": "哈哈哈这么好的天气我还没洗衣服.....天辣噜", "target": "难得天晴出去玩才是最实在,洗什么衣服" }, { "source": "难得天晴出去玩才是最实在,洗什么衣服", "target": "好有道理!!!!!" }, { "source": "指甲好看!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈心情不好花了大价钱" }, { "source": "昨天晚上,逛超市", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈福临门大米没事没事,至少还可以扫个福字说不定能有个敬业福" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈福临门大米没事没事,至少还可以扫个福字说不定能有个敬业福", "target": "五福已经齐了" }, { "source": "五福已经齐了", "target": "我还差敬业福" }, { "source": "我还差敬业福", "target": "我没有多的" }, { "source": "那可不找熟人真的是一件很能体现水平的事情", "target": "心累累" }, { "source": "你想象力丰富的", "target": "那妆容" }, { "source": "早点睡不行熬夜", "target": "准备洗个澡叫外卖了" }, { "source": "O2014新款秋冬欧美欧洲站刺绣情侣装男女长袖抓...", "target": "谢谢。" }, { "source": "谢谢。", "target": "没事~~" }, { "source": "生日快乐!今天刚好入职两周年,猴子粑粑啊。", "target": "啥啊,粑粑" }, { "source": "啥啊,粑粑", "target": "猴子粑粑猿粪那,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "稿费到手后2走起", "target": "没稿费也去" }, { "source": "只想点个赞.", "target": "然而你并没有点" }, { "source": "男……男的可以吗我jj贼大!", "target": "这么大?" }, { "source": "陛下,金人打过来了,快跑啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈你吃可爱长大的吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你吃可爱长大的吗", "target": "吃可爱多和哇哈哈长大的" }, { "source": "晚上我看看能不能找到发掘简报", "target": "还没有具体公布" }, { "source": "还没有具体公布", "target": "发现有的墓葬发掘之后,几十年了都没有文献报告" }, { "source": "哼!你都走了我还吃个毛!", "target": "你要挺到我回来啊,去吃水果" }, { "source": "我就是贼烦,感觉特别想赶紧毕业离他们远点", "target": "摸摸" }, { "source": "世界妹妹太可爱了吧", "target": "哈哈哈超阔爱" }, { "source": "这电视剧是不是傻啊,安全第一", "target": "剧情发展的啦!拍的时候应该有做安全措施吧" }, { "source": "懂懂懂必须懂我不懂谁懂!!木马~", "target": "我是不是还是弄错时间了?" }, { "source": "要张签名把", "target": "不要~离的太近了~" }, { "source": "不要~离的太近了~", "target": "给我要张憋" }, { "source": "给我要张憋", "target": "我连拍照都觉得怪怪的呀~" }, { "source": "我连拍照都觉得怪怪的呀~", "target": "没事你大胆点" }, { "source": "烫头发吗", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "装嫩的你", "target": "再这样小心我………………" }, { "source": "再这样小心我………………", "target": "你敢威胁我" }, { "source": "减肥?", "target": "因为难吃啊" }, { "source": "【白云朵朵图】发不了照片好气哦", "target": "我是不会给你充会员的" }, { "source": "哈哈今天收到的好多不一一转发了~谢谢喜欢,哈哈哈", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "如果有人能让我恋爱那个人只会是你", "target": "你的爱太沉我承受不来" }, { "source": "这支曲子贯穿了电影的主题,风格太切合了满满画面感", "target": "待刷再添一员(已经很长了" }, { "source": "待刷再添一员(已经很长了", "target": "争取明天把字幕调好吧,要刷" }, { "source": "你轰了!请问你家大人有木有说你很呆!", "target": "他不知道,因为他昨晚出去应酬了!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "公测前听说这款游戏大制作,所以我正准备卸载了脑力达人去玩这款手游", "target": "这什么游戏?" }, { "source": "这什么游戏?", "target": "天下" }, { "source": "天下", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "不客气~" }, { "source": "养花怡情还净化空气", "target": "对!哈哈!" }, { "source": "对!哈哈!", "target": "动力师姐我今天照你说的做了开始跳的时候多穿点衣服跳出汗果然多了些" }, { "source": "动力师姐我今天照你说的做了开始跳的时候多穿点衣服跳出汗果然多了些", "target": "哈哈真好,那,怎么感激我呢?" }, { "source": "昆明是冬风吹了", "target": "我还在穿短袖!" }, { "source": "我还在穿短袖!", "target": "昆明已经是满大街穿羽绒服了" }, { "source": "昆明已经是满大街穿羽绒服了", "target": "好冷啊…" }, { "source": "呀〜〜〜老富态了啊〜准妈妈桑啥时候预产期啊?", "target": "下个月16号,我工作到这个月月底" }, { "source": "下个月16号,我工作到这个月月底", "target": "哇~期待期待期待!!!" }, { "source": "姐,你久违的动图", "target": "嗯嗯,姐姐考试没通过,截几张动图安慰一下自己,我也是有快乐的!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,姐姐考试没通过,截几张动图安慰一下自己,我也是有快乐的!", "target": "有补考吧?下次继续努力" }, { "source": "有补考吧?下次继续努力", "target": "嗯嗯,继续努力!" }, { "source": "长得不帅,不会撩妹,还没钱,这样的人会找到对象嘛", "target": "是的你答对了" }, { "source": "这人一上了年纪就容易嗜睡,我理解你", "target": "谁年龄大谁开一上午冷风" }, { "source": "谁年龄大谁开一上午冷风", "target": "你,老腌肉,年龄大了,遥控器都能拿错" }, { "source": "你,老腌肉,年龄大了,遥控器都能拿错", "target": "你不就是年龄鲜点儿嘛" }, { "source": "地球人真多,我们会火星吧。", "target": "今天辛苦了" }, { "source": "今天辛苦了", "target": "没停过的爆满…明天去海边玩了,哈哈应该不会挤了。" }, { "source": "没停过的爆满…明天去海边玩了,哈哈应该不会挤了。", "target": "我能不能跟啊" }, { "source": "我能不能跟啊", "target": "估计不行,跟我表姐表哥去的哦。嘿嘿。" }, { "source": "你真的好爱火锅……", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "头发终于长了", "target": "是啊女孩子还是黑黑的发好看" }, { "source": "我很讨厌你。", "target": "可是我喜欢你" }, { "source": "可是我喜欢你", "target": "我肚子饿了" }, { "source": "我肚子饿了", "target": "吃饭" }, { "source": "今天没肉", "target": "恩恩。明天要走。将就吃的" }, { "source": "恩恩。明天要走。将就吃的", "target": "回他老家啊,你一起啊,回去结婚啊" }, { "source": "为什么我没女朋友", "target": "看缘分" }, { "source": "看缘分", "target": "那倒也是,不过缘分这东西不好说" }, { "source": "那倒也是,不过缘分这东西不好说", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "就是", "target": "该睡觉了" }, { "source": "该睡觉了", "target": "睡嘛" }, { "source": "这个头发还挺好看", "target": "没想剪这么短的" }, { "source": "嘿呀,明天有仙女和我面基吗", "target": "羡慕大侠玩的开心" }, { "source": "羡慕大侠玩的开心", "target": "明天群里见" }, { "source": "明天群里见", "target": "哈哈哈好的" }, { "source": "她来敲门你不开门装不在家", "target": "我真的是遇到了,这个破房子" }, { "source": "我真的是遇到了,这个破房子", "target": "租都租了未必还退了嗦你好久回切?" }, { "source": "一家人就是我整整齐齐", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈挨打都要在一起" }, { "source": "北京人也是说累求死了~~~睡觉是最舒服的,每天睡9个小时,受不了。", "target": "我每天平均就五六个多小时~~~还是重庆好啊~~~安逸。" }, { "source": "我每天平均就五六个多小时~~~还是重庆好啊~~~安逸。", "target": "飞机上有没有看到过震撼的场景.比如雷电中穿梭,或者UFO之类的~~~" }, { "source": "飞机上有没有看到过震撼的场景.比如雷电中穿梭,或者UFO之类的~~~", "target": "雷电?还是远点好~~~都是绕着它们飞的。UFO木有见过。" }, { "source": "游泳游泳游泳", "target": "天热了组队去游" }, { "source": "天热了组队去游", "target": "走着" }, { "source": "你最厉害了太有特色了,别的博主一发这种什么牛人之类的看了就知道是你。", "target": "阿绿这么了解我" }, { "source": "一天1000要不", "target": "麻德这么贵你收一百我还嫌你贵" }, { "source": "麻德这么贵你收一百我还嫌你贵", "target": "你想想,我们学校男女比例3比7,找男的不容易阿,何况还183" }, { "source": "你想想,我们学校男女比例3比7,找男的不容易阿,何况还183", "target": "可是你那么瘦减成50元" }, { "source": "可是你那么瘦减成50元", "target": "好吧,将就" }, { "source": "好吧,将就", "target": "其实我没说要租你你毛遂自荐而已" }, { "source": "其实我没说要租你你毛遂自荐而已", "target": "我是看你没人要才勉强的" }, { "source": "我是看你没人要才勉强的", "target": "谁说没人要" }, { "source": "每次听这首歌就会想到曾最喜欢的人,或者说每次想到曾最喜欢的人都会听这首歌。突然开始一段新的恋爱,再也不敢轻易听这首歌。", "target": "会不会常常想起他" }, { "source": "地狱少女画风太崩了", "target": "是的...唉但故事还好毕竟当年真的很喜欢现在也蛮喜欢" }, { "source": "是的...唉但故事还好毕竟当年真的很喜欢现在也蛮喜欢", "target": "伤心死了,崩到绝望" }, { "source": "伤心死了,崩到绝望", "target": "我也不是太懂为什么..但还好还好阎魔爱还能看" }, { "source": "我也不是太懂为什么..但还好还好阎魔爱还能看", "target": "只有常驻角色还好一些,但时不时也要崩" }, { "source": "只有常驻角色还好一些,但时不时也要崩", "target": "唉...还好还好。我还能接受。毕竟过了几年画风变了," }, { "source": "唉...还好还好。我还能接受。毕竟过了几年画风变了,", "target": "感觉以前还好一些" }, { "source": "我见到个厕所哈哈哈", "target": "你点幻想嘎,我个房门离嘎" }, { "source": "你点幻想嘎,我个房门离嘎", "target": "白色果到喔==" }, { "source": "心塞过年会回来吗", "target": "应该不会了噢明年暑假看看" }, { "source": "应该不会了噢明年暑假看看", "target": "那你呢啥弄了吗" }, { "source": "广东人表示九十年代就这么吃了!!!超级美味!!烧火的时候就捅一根进火堆里,烤出来都抢着吃!", "target": "那可以咽下去吗,还是跟甘蔗一样要吐渣" }, { "source": "那可以咽下去吗,还是跟甘蔗一样要吐渣", "target": "只是口味更佳,吃法一样的…" }, { "source": "杀马特的牛肉干心很大,差点咬了毛爷爷", "target": "牛肉干多大啦?毛线9个月了,看上去俩差不多" }, { "source": "牛肉干多大啦?毛线9个月了,看上去俩差不多", "target": "嘻嘻牛肉干一岁啦" }, { "source": "嘻嘻牛肉干一岁啦", "target": "是女孩子嘛" }, { "source": "是女孩子嘛", "target": "牛肉干是男孩子哦文弱的男孩子~毛线是男孩子吗" }, { "source": "牛肉干是男孩子哦文弱的男孩子~毛线是男孩子吗", "target": "是的小基友" }, { "source": "是的小基友", "target": "现在的男孩纸都比女孩纸秀气了~哈哈" }, { "source": "现在的男孩纸都比女孩纸秀气了~哈哈", "target": "嗯嗯!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!", "target": "蝴蝶结好萌呀~毛线真公举!" }, { "source": "蝴蝶结好萌呀~毛线真公举!", "target": "还想问问牛肉干多重呀不知道我们还能不能大" }, { "source": "还想问问牛肉干多重呀不知道我们还能不能大", "target": "1400左右…三斤不到,貌似长不大了呢。" }, { "source": "1400左右…三斤不到,貌似长不大了呢。", "target": "果然差不多,我们1250g已经很久啦,估计也定型了" }, { "source": "果然差不多,我们1250g已经很久啦,估计也定型了", "target": "毛长看上去比较胖,人家一看以为四五斤哈哈~小公举可爱爆啦" }, { "source": "猿粪", "target": "这个是求交往的节奏么?" }, { "source": "这个是求交往的节奏么?", "target": "这个可以有!勇往直前啊" }, { "source": "是时候列出一个倒卖化妆品清单了。", "target": "==交给你了爷爷!" }, { "source": "新年好新年美", "target": "新年快乐~" }, { "source": "可惜句子虽美事实却很残酷", "target": "你的青春,他错过的时光。" }, { "source": "你的青春,他错过的时光。", "target": "我才23岁青春还在" }, { "source": "现在是北京时间23点30分今天马上就过去了新的一天要加油哦", "target": "谢谢!会的,现在好多了,也祝你每天都开开心心!" }, { "source": "连完这个电路我不由得小小的佩服了自己一下。。。", "target": "天啦,好棒!我现在已经完全从活生生的理科生退化成了一个弱智我有个玩具要连电路以后就找你帮忙啦,我提前预约一下" }, { "source": "想念鸡蛋饼", "target": "有机会回来吃啊" }, { "source": "蹭大胸", "target": "怕是你对我有什么误解了我的瑾" }, { "source": "你在黑中实习吗", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜,准备去哪里玩啊。", "target": "不知道,看看再说" }, { "source": "不知道,看看再说", "target": "没下雨也好去走走" }, { "source": "没下雨也好去走走", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "还没睡啊", "target": "是啊,最近有点睡不着都很晚睡" }, { "source": "你长期不回复我啊!!!", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "我在郑因有你", "target": "是1区吗" }, { "source": "吃醋啦!!!!!!!!", "target": "台侣?" }, { "source": "台侣?", "target": "对,他俩是台侣。。。" }, { "source": "还在学车!", "target": "走开" }, { "source": "舔舔和你也太漂亮了吧", "target": "就凤城第一吹好吧" }, { "source": "党在呼唤你", "target": "党在含我" }, { "source": "党在含我", "target": "你这样讲话就不对了,几号回来啊" }, { "source": "你这样讲话就不对了,几号回来啊", "target": "下周一阿。" }, { "source": "下周一阿。", "target": "29号?" }, { "source": "29号?", "target": "差不多吧,事情陆续处理好就走。" }, { "source": "差不多吧,事情陆续处理好就走。", "target": "好的,我想含你" }, { "source": "好的,我想含你", "target": "你到我家,下面,含我一下,我就会出来了。" }, { "source": "你到我家,下面,含我一下,我就会出来了。", "target": "到你下面含你是吗" }, { "source": "到你下面含你是吗", "target": "对,你一含我,我就出来了。" }, { "source": "美图这个好火啊妹子森快", "target": "谢谢~这个完全跟风买卡西欧都不用了~" }, { "source": "谢谢~这个完全跟风买卡西欧都不用了~", "target": "这个好用咯意思" }, { "source": "点开后为何是西天取经的感觉", "target": "因为就是西天取经啊" }, { "source": "因为就是西天取经啊", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,这个表情包我收了", "target": "我给你发无水印的,这张不好" }, { "source": "我给你发无水印的,这张不好", "target": "你咋这么好" }, { "source": "看你这头像就知道你是谁", "target": "好想你哦" }, { "source": "好想你哦", "target": "真的假的?" }, { "source": "真的假的?", "target": "假的" }, { "source": "偷家不回去????真的无语", "target": "全部都在追着没办法回城跑着回去没时间了" }, { "source": "全部都在追着没办法回城跑着回去没时间了", "target": "我要气死了哦" }, { "source": "拔牙了啊··", "target": "智齿" }, { "source": "乐橙们,还记得那句:我的乐橙不是提款机吗?", "target": "当然!" }, { "source": "当然!", "target": "乐橙们一起加油,为晨晨努力" }, { "source": "因为你不在上海所以你不会懂暴雨…………坐在机组车好像在坐游艇似的", "target": "哈哈,你们简直太棒了" }, { "source": "我玩两三把就是一直赢我也不想玩会腻", "target": "可是我觉得开黑贼有趣啊" }, { "source": "可是我觉得开黑贼有趣啊", "target": "开黑我也玩不了几把的哈哈" }, { "source": "小哥哥长的真好看", "target": "毕竟是盛世美颜" }, { "source": "毕竟是盛世美颜", "target": "求小哥哥联系方式" }, { "source": "求小哥哥联系方式", "target": "哎呦,真服了。小哥哥的手机号是随便的人能知道的吗?" }, { "source": "哎呦,真服了。小哥哥的手机号是随便的人能知道的吗?", "target": "就服你" }, { "source": "自由行还是跟团", "target": "团," }, { "source": "难得见你上张真相", "target": "还是景比较美" }, { "source": "怎么突然那么有兴致踢球啦?", "target": "我好渣...." }, { "source": "我好渣....", "target": "在学校踢了?" }, { "source": "在学校踢了?", "target": "级赛" }, { "source": "华为拍照都热。毕竟工作原理和弄些假双摄不一样", "target": "呵呵就华为双摄是真的" }, { "source": "惜肉。", "target": "求哈补。" }, { "source": "求哈补。", "target": "猛猛过来梅州哩。" }, { "source": "恭喜毕业!!!现在再苦再累也是幸福的!", "target": "哈哈谢谢小英子!还没毕业呐考完试就毕业你几号回去?" }, { "source": "哈哈谢谢小英子!还没毕业呐考完试就毕业你几号回去?", "target": "毕业了啥打算丫?我刚受了双重打击要疯了我想改签5月31回去结果要多加1000多刀。。。我怀疑我听错了。。。我要再问问。。。" }, { "source": "毕业了啥打算丫?我刚受了双重打击要疯了我想改签5月31回去结果要多加1000多刀。。。我怀疑我听错了。。。我要再问问。。。", "target": "找工作呐!你原来订的几号?为嘛要改签啊" }, { "source": "找工作呐!你原来订的几号?为嘛要改签啊", "target": "原来5月10丫我想留下来玩20天再走5-8月是黄石最佳季节" }, { "source": "原来5月10丫我想留下来玩20天再走5-8月是黄石最佳季节", "target": "喔!如果1000刀的话还是算了吧你明年还可以去啊" }, { "source": "喔!如果1000刀的话还是算了吧你明年还可以去啊", "target": "是的。。。但是这个暑假就浪费了。。。" }, { "source": "是的。。。但是这个暑假就浪费了。。。", "target": "你回国也可以去别的地方啊不会浪费的日子都不会白过的!你回去实习么?" }, { "source": "我今天也去逛街,试衣间里拍照", "target": "啊默契啊" }, { "source": "有爱多好,可惜有的人都享受不到爱", "target": "拥有就要学会珍惜" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜光荣退休", "target": "终于可以休息下咯" }, { "source": "终于可以休息下咯", "target": "还早呢" }, { "source": "还早呢", "target": "反正那些师妹不适合我" }, { "source": "头发短的停不下来了嘛", "target": "这下停下来了" }, { "source": "我暑假最遗憾就是什么都想做什么都没做。", "target": "把希望留给下一个夏天" }, { "source": "好喜欢张悬~", "target": "明天几点上课?" }, { "source": "明天几点上课?", "target": "上午的10:10档和下午3:30档~" }, { "source": "我女儿都不爱吃饭,瘦瘦的,喂都难喂头疼死了", "target": "试试高汤下面条。我女儿属于停不了那种。。。我都担心她太胖了" }, { "source": "试试高汤下面条。我女儿属于停不了那种。。。我都担心她太胖了", "target": "好,谢谢你,能吃是好事,多运动就好了" }, { "source": "我数学很烂的……应该是做不下去提前交卷了……", "target": "没有的,我们所有人都在向你求救的,你正在让我们偷看呢" }, { "source": "没有的,我们所有人都在向你求救的,你正在让我们偷看呢", "target": "好吧…我又助攻了…" }, { "source": "照顾好自己的身体你可是我姐彪悍的经纪人", "target": "不行啊离优秀太远" }, { "source": "不行啊离优秀太远", "target": "那就加油!不过先照顾好自己身体再加油明天我就要去报道了啊姐" }, { "source": "有卧蚕跟没黑眼圈果然还是得选择后者", "target": "所以要达到只去黑眼圈而留卧蚕的境界" }, { "source": "所以要达到只去黑眼圈而留卧蚕的境界", "target": "好难目前的水平做不到啊" }, { "source": "研究室只开到十点我一定要在那之前写完!!!", "target": "我们研究室也关门了时间飞逝…" }, { "source": "我们研究室也关门了时间飞逝…", "target": "大家都到10点,明日再战……" }, { "source": "大家都到10点,明日再战……", "target": "回家再战一会…" }, { "source": "求安慰好不好,哼", "target": "没有人会安慰你的!" }, { "source": "天我男神太帅了", "target": "哈哈!" }, { "source": "新年快乐呀,今年西安晚上的灯火很好看,一定要去转转呀", "target": "昨晚人超级多!" }, { "source": "胖汤圆", "target": "胎胎你饿了吗?" }, { "source": "我们在享受暴雨", "target": "多好呀凉快" }, { "source": "为什么我遇到的兵哥是个渣男", "target": "渣到爆炸好么" }, { "source": "杨总需要人来品尝给意见吗?", "target": "都已经吃完了。" }, { "source": "我不着急", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "哈哈,原来你是这样的明道,我小时候心中的男神,现在依然那么帅气。", "target": "必须帅气呢。" }, { "source": "嗓子疼", "target": "疼你" }, { "source": "上面的花,好像我小时候吃的打虫药", "target": "是的呢小时候经常吃" }, { "source": "是的呢小时候经常吃", "target": "大家的童年都好相似" }, { "source": "大家的童年都好相似", "target": "那说明我们是同一时代的小盆友" }, { "source": "辣鸡,身份证上不对", "target": "好滴,生日快乐" }, { "source": "好滴,生日快乐", "target": "我也很无奈呀,另外,请删掉我身份证,辣鸡" }, { "source": "你怎么有种自己种的白菜终于被猪拱了的即视感", "target": "等着我回去快点约个好舍不得我养的猪" }, { "source": "啊花不来哦,火车站跟动车站一样么?", "target": "哎.......就你一个人啊?哥哥火车跟动车怎么会是一样的哦" }, { "source": "哎.......就你一个人啊?哥哥火车跟动车怎么会是一样的哦", "target": "我们坐动车来,不坐火车的。等下我要迷路的。" }, { "source": "我们坐动车来,不坐火车的。等下我要迷路的。", "target": "不会的,你很聪明的....不知道就打我电话。" }, { "source": "不会的,你很聪明的....不知道就打我电话。", "target": "号码给我。存下" }, { "source": "全家福", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "你这是要美死我~阁主宝贝心里想:我的天我太棒了吧,我很满意哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "太好看了" }, { "source": "暖的大脸猫人设不倒", "target": "不,一定给弟弟的那个安全帽特别小。" }, { "source": "不,一定给弟弟的那个安全帽特别小。", "target": "你继续掰,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "快来,快来我俩换白色", "target": "我也有白的" }, { "source": "我也有白的", "target": "感觉你在得瑟…" }, { "source": "感觉你在得瑟…", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "我家呱唧只要给它准备好了行李,麻溜地就出门去了,我连看它收拾行李都没有见过每次都凌晨才回来", "target": "一只不粘人的呱" }, { "source": "求撸!", "target": "网慢你嫌我吗" }, { "source": "网慢你嫌我吗", "target": "不怕我也慢~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我很久很久没有看到红色高跟鞋了", "target": "你应该去电玩城的这样就能碰到哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你应该去电玩城的这样就能碰到哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "去了我经常去都没有碰到看来是无缘了" }, { "source": "喝酒大王阿", "target": "眼睛抛肿啊" }, { "source": "眼睛抛肿啊", "target": "好好调养" }, { "source": "好好调养", "target": "上班诶今天" }, { "source": "玩火影吧氪金你就能变强", "target": "不玩了啥也不玩了还是消消乐适合我" }, { "source": "不玩了啥也不玩了还是消消乐适合我", "target": "消消乐也别玩了" }, { "source": "你现在是什么想法?", "target": "就是想想…" }, { "source": "就是想想…", "target": "我去…光想啊" }, { "source": "你是南阳的啊~", "target": "我家在南阳隔壁~你是南阳的?" }, { "source": "我家在南阳隔壁~你是南阳的?", "target": "以后早点儿睡,在不熬夜了。我在南阳隔壁的隔壁" }, { "source": "以后早点儿睡,在不熬夜了。我在南阳隔壁的隔壁", "target": "我也是隔壁的隔壁~你中间隔了几个啊" }, { "source": "我也是隔壁的隔壁~你中间隔了几个啊", "target": "让我查查地图哈" }, { "source": "让我查查地图哈", "target": "你是哪里的,我能告诉你" }, { "source": "你是哪里的,我能告诉你", "target": "你说你吧,我来告诉你" }, { "source": "你说你吧,我来告诉你", "target": "土生土长漯河人一枚" }, { "source": "土生土长漯河人一枚", "target": "我在许昌上过学~嘿嘿,我在鹤壁" }, { "source": "怎么能剪到眉毛以上呢", "target": "你没有提前告诉我!!!!" }, { "source": "你没有提前告诉我!!!!", "target": "你没告诉我你要剪刘海啊你从来都不剪刘海的没事等它长长就好了很快的" }, { "source": "早上好!", "target": "雨都下了几场了。。" }, { "source": "雨都下了几场了。。", "target": "是吗?好像阴天…" }, { "source": "是吗?好像阴天…", "target": "我们山上下雨了" }, { "source": "我们山上下雨了", "target": "山上?" }, { "source": "山上?", "target": "我住山里的啊" }, { "source": "我住山里的啊", "target": "有野猪" }, { "source": "有野猪", "target": "对啊,山里有你" }, { "source": "帅酷美", "target": "你也是呀" }, { "source": "不加油也是最胖的扎心了老铁", "target": "老铁,你还是要加油" }, { "source": "其实我估计和你老师教的差不多,语文无非就是积累的过程,基础题一定要背,每天读书的时候一定要认真;文言文也要背,题型摸清了多做题;阅读要摸清出题人的思路,按照思路答题,有很多套路;作文呢看你是提高还是基础啦,如果是基础就多背几个模版写的时候往上套,如果是提高就多看多积累精彩的句子!", "target": "不对也要朝着语文能上110的目标前进" }, { "source": "不对也要朝着语文能上110的目标前进", "target": "哈哈哈哈语文虽然高分不容易,但是努力摸清规律110以上还是能做到的!加油呀!还等你明年给我报喜!" }, { "source": "可爱可爱最可爱,嘻嘻", "target": "哈哈你也是么么哒" }, { "source": "你去四海阁了?", "target": "是啊,小落召唤,我就去了,可我的更新……" }, { "source": "是啊,小落召唤,我就去了,可我的更新……", "target": "哈哈,你更新肯定忒慢,你可以专攻出版,小落那里有专门出版" }, { "source": "哈哈,你更新肯定忒慢,你可以专攻出版,小落那里有专门出版", "target": "恩,四海阁就是走出版路线的嘛,不然就我那速度,写VIP文早死了。" }, { "source": "你是专职旅行还是啥子嘛", "target": "哈哈要不找这个方向发展发展?" }, { "source": "哈哈要不找这个方向发展发展?", "target": "没人带我,不知道怎么入门" }, { "source": "没人带我,不知道怎么入门", "target": "哈哈都是自己琢磨出来的,别人带的是别人的人生" }, { "source": "哈哈都是自己琢磨出来的,别人带的是别人的人生", "target": "我要先进入你的前半生,才能开启我的后半生" }, { "source": "我要先进入你的前半生,才能开启我的后半生", "target": "我的前半生比电视上都精彩,如果出书得是《什么什么传》" }, { "source": "无聊", "target": "那我陪你聊天吧。" }, { "source": "那我陪你聊天吧。", "target": "你来起个头吧" }, { "source": "放毒啊", "target": "豆腐味的冰激淋" }, { "source": "豆腐味的冰激淋", "target": "豆腐" }, { "source": "豆腐", "target": "哇……还不睡……" }, { "source": "哇……还不睡……", "target": "快了快了" }, { "source": "做汽修以后就可以找你修车了", "target": "不止汽修,还可以学厨师美容美发,你都可以找我,给你打折" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊宝宝生日快乐我爱你!!", "target": "脑子有病了喜欢她" }, { "source": "我也喜欢动力火车的天空,很空灵", "target": "这场觉得茜拉很一般听腻了" }, { "source": "这场觉得茜拉很一般听腻了", "target": "她我倒是还没看" }, { "source": "鞋子有没有我的份", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "嘘……我正在思考人生", "target": "思考人生.是个大命题!" }, { "source": "思考人生.是个大命题!", "target": "这不是应该是在睡觉前该做的事么?!" }, { "source": "这不是应该是在睡觉前该做的事么?!", "target": "没错.应该是躺在床上冥想!" }, { "source": "快结婚快结婚~", "target": "嘿嘿,捐钱结婚,捐钱结婚" }, { "source": "我宝宝好酷", "target": "对对对我最酷" }, { "source": "昨天刚分手,在一起五百多天,没有预兆的删掉我所有联系方式,狠心离开。现在又要复合,依旧是高高在上的姿态。在一起这么长时间,我想这次是真的要分开了。就找你说的这样,我觉得自己需要离开的勇气,虽然很难熬,但是我一定会度过这段时光的。你也要幸福哦", "target": "预备迎接更好的~" }, { "source": "预备迎接更好的~", "target": "拥抱新生活" }, { "source": "一大早就吃泡面啊", "target": "饿了" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "好滴吧,早饭还是吃稀饭最好" }, { "source": "爱了你1234天", "target": "好棒好棒" }, { "source": "你怎么没有被警察叔叔带走勒??", "target": "因为我是良民啊哇哈哈" }, { "source": "因为我是良民啊哇哈哈", "target": "警察叔叔眼光不太好" }, { "source": "警察叔叔眼光不太好", "target": "你的眼光才不好。姐是好学生呢" }, { "source": "你的眼光才不好。姐是好学生呢", "target": "一看就不是什么良民、、、、" }, { "source": "我也会祝你生日快乐哦", "target": "还早啦摸摸" }, { "source": "男主是他还是黄晓明啊?很重要啊!决定我看不看", "target": "这不重要,你看了自然就不会想这个问题" }, { "source": "毕淑敏还有写《女心理师》,去看看,你会觉得看完沧桑了很多", "target": "这部也跟心理有关~看了一章,还不错~" }, { "source": "做了不承认的那个人真心缺德,拉上大家一块帮你赔", "target": "说这个没用。" }, { "source": "姐姐你好善良", "target": "阿姨你也善良" }, { "source": "阿姨你也善良", "target": "下次我在风中卖红薯的时候姐姐来买呗" }, { "source": "详情见2015元旦晚会的主持人合影我178", "target": "别闹,你190" }, { "source": "别闹,你190", "target": "我真是要谢谢你" }, { "source": "毛病多", "target": "咬我啊" }, { "source": "那么多葱是为什么", "target": "有些是韭菜和青椒,其实葱不多的" }, { "source": "有些是韭菜和青椒,其实葱不多的", "target": "哦~那就是美味的~" }, { "source": "你在医院干吗", "target": "咋定了个这位,没注意,我在这边的电信来着" }, { "source": "咋定了个这位,没注意,我在这边的电信来着", "target": "这样啊" }, { "source": "这样啊", "target": "嗯呢,我一看加三个月没清零的流量,也是醉了" }, { "source": "嗯呢,我一看加三个月没清零的流量,也是醉了", "target": "我上个月叠加了3GB流量" }, { "source": "求唇釉这个嘴真的太好看了", "target": "Ysl12!" }, { "source": "P3、4好像不错!星星太可爱啦~~~", "target": "有啥用,超级难吃,饼干特别好吃" }, { "source": "有啥用,超级难吃,饼干特别好吃", "target": "隐晦地夸了一波我自己哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈,有比你更鞠躬尽瘁的。我们联盟的妹子退坑前把钻石全都点了灯,我们都感动死了", "target": "真是个好妹子,妹子的做法可以借鉴啊" }, { "source": "真是个好妹子,妹子的做法可以借鉴啊", "target": "是吧是吧,这妹子太少找了" }, { "source": "好香甜啊,你写的饮食都这么生动〜〜", "target": "我是个十足吃货~" }, { "source": "酒后吐真言", "target": "你喝酒?这么潇洒" }, { "source": "你喝酒?这么潇洒", "target": "北门吃烧烤,喝了一点点" }, { "source": "北门吃烧烤,喝了一点点", "target": "晚上本来也要去吃吼,只是后来又没去,不然说不定就偶遇了" }, { "source": "晚上本来也要去吃吼,只是后来又没去,不然说不定就偶遇了", "target": "下次一起吧" }, { "source": "下次一起吧", "target": "你干了我随意" }, { "source": "你干了我随意", "target": "哈哈,,我只能喝一两瓶" }, { "source": "哈哈,,我只能喝一两瓶", "target": "这个好说吼回去了么?" }, { "source": "你最想去哪", "target": "其实我哪里都想去" }, { "source": "其实我哪里都想去", "target": "最难办就是这样" }, { "source": "最难办就是这样", "target": "啊啊啊啊救命啊" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊救命啊", "target": "我俩都为去哪里烦成这样" }, { "source": "我俩都为去哪里烦成这样", "target": "想来想去我又想出国了" }, { "source": "亲爱的\\'祝福你。", "target": "等我回来" }, { "source": "你知道我在等你吗", "target": "二十天了。音讯全无。就想知道她好不好" }, { "source": "二十天了。音讯全无。就想知道她好不好", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "打个标点符号都好。然而现在都不上线。好几天了……" }, { "source": "抱抱晚安哦", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "连我们老家村里的老乡都给我打电话问这块肉……准备拍卖了……", "target": "这个天气,肉该臭了吧" }, { "source": "感冒了吗小秘", "target": "拔了智齿老板" }, { "source": "拔了智齿老板", "target": "哦,等好了来长沙吃辣皮" }, { "source": "哦,等好了来长沙吃辣皮", "target": "就这么定了" }, { "source": "就这么定了", "target": "定就定" }, { "source": "求剧透", "target": "好羡慕啊" }, { "source": "你在苏州还是上海", "target": "上海" }, { "source": "上海", "target": "额…好吧,有机会来无锡玩啊" }, { "source": "额…好吧,有机会来无锡玩啊", "target": "嗯呢,据说无锡的灵山大佛景点很好玩呢,就是没有时间" }, { "source": "嗯呢,据说无锡的灵山大佛景点很好玩呢,就是没有时间", "target": "好,有机会一起去溜溜,我五一后入职" }, { "source": "好,有机会一起去溜溜,我五一后入职", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "红糖姜茶,一碗下去效果不错", "target": "有女朋友会经常煮一些给她喝,看网友说红糖生姜红枣桂圆枸杞一起会更好" }, { "source": "有女朋友会经常煮一些给她喝,看网友说红糖生姜红枣桂圆枸杞一起会更好", "target": "那样比较麻烦,我这开水冲一杯就能喝了,自己太懒了" }, { "source": "我喜欢的女人和我喜欢的男人哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!" }, { "source": "亮灯就走了没看到这儿", "target": "我一直在等,结果电影院提前把电影关了" }, { "source": "我一直在等,结果电影院提前把电影关了", "target": "我最讨厌这种" }, { "source": "挣大钱你喝的是红牛吧", "target": "你扯淡,我有任务来我们单位开个银行卡。给你介绍帅哥真事" }, { "source": "别以为这两天见不到我你就可以上天了", "target": "我怎么觉得你要去上天呢" }, { "source": "我怎么觉得你要去上天呢", "target": "不我是去下凡" }, { "source": "不我是去下凡", "target": "原来你不是凡人" }, { "source": "红T恤好像优衣库那件竹节的!", "target": "好眼神!" }, { "source": "你这是要把护肤品全换了吗", "target": "差不多" }, { "source": "这是男孩还是女孩?", "target": "让你产生错觉这样不好不好,,我是女的。" }, { "source": "我16号去武汉各位能给我安利些好吃的吗先谢谢各位", "target": "哪里都好吃在武汉上了四年大学每次减肥出去走路都以拎回一大堆吃的结束" }, { "source": "哪里都好吃在武汉上了四年大学每次减肥出去走路都以拎回一大堆吃的结束", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈吃胖十斤再回家!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈吃胖十斤再回家!", "target": "不止十斤" }, { "source": "上班为什么可以穿板鞋", "target": "看到多脏了吗,,,,大二买的不想要的鞋子。" }, { "source": "看到多脏了吗,,,,大二买的不想要的鞋子。", "target": "为什么不用穿皮鞋" }, { "source": "为什么不用穿皮鞋", "target": "别跟工程岗的比辛苦啊,天天40度还在工地风吹日晒,早八晚十点半,没有休息日,,,," }, { "source": "别跟工程岗的比辛苦啊,天天40度还在工地风吹日晒,早八晚十点半,没有休息日,,,,", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "好的", "target": "你让我穿皮鞋皮裤皮衣,有休息日,少加加班,少去工地跑我都乐意的" }, { "source": "你让我穿皮鞋皮裤皮衣,有休息日,少加加班,少去工地跑我都乐意的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈么么哒!" }, { "source": "今天我们各种聊起你", "target": "我俩说了你们每次都要先回北京" }, { "source": "我俩说了你们每次都要先回北京", "target": "行,你看我这次不专程为你订的北京嘛" }, { "source": "行,你看我这次不专程为你订的北京嘛", "target": "结果你没回来快点赶紧回来我最近好难过我昨天24小时没睡过。。。快回来" }, { "source": "结果你没回来快点赶紧回来我最近好难过我昨天24小时没睡过。。。快回来", "target": "等我等我回来安抚你" }, { "source": "期待下雪吗", "target": "期待……只看过几次……" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,妳光想着艾特杨总了,把猪脚都搞忘了。太二!晚上见!", "target": "哈哈哈,分分钟被洞悉,晚上见!" }, { "source": "这是你生日?", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "对的", "target": "生日快乐惜" }, { "source": "运气差的人每天都在水逆", "target": "丁总" }, { "source": "丁总", "target": "我要举报你" }, { "source": "我要举报你", "target": "丁总本人" }, { "source": "好无聊...你们没空调吗", "target": "有,但是还是很冷,过两天就雨夹雪了……" }, { "source": "有,但是还是很冷,过两天就雨夹雪了……", "target": "要是我回学校还是挺冷的话我就混机房了,就机房有空调..." }, { "source": "要是我回学校还是挺冷的话我就混机房了,就机房有空调...", "target": "你那边应该都比这边好……又下雨了都……" }, { "source": "你那边应该都比这边好……又下雨了都……", "target": "还没想好下学期用啥来丰富课馀生活..." }, { "source": "还没想好下学期用啥来丰富课馀生活...", "target": "出去玩~" }, { "source": "出去玩~", "target": "周末都没有地方可去..." }, { "source": "周末都没有地方可去...", "target": "过来玩~" }, { "source": "巴黎时装秀回来吗", "target": "刚搞完伦敦时装周" }, { "source": "刚搞完伦敦时装周", "target": "快给我签名" }, { "source": "混油好用吗豆豆", "target": "好用,雾面有点控油吧傻傻" }, { "source": "好用,雾面有点控油吧傻傻", "target": "我也想买" }, { "source": "忠和恋爱了?", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "都到这个阶段了还要隐瞒" }, { "source": "为什么3T都出来了3还不降价???", "target": "因为都买不到啊" }, { "source": "每次上什么节目永远说的都是自己太幸运了", "target": "我要是能有那百分之一的幸运我可能就上天了" }, { "source": "妹纸你和撒宁去鲜芋仙潇洒了呀", "target": "男朋友!" }, { "source": "男朋友!", "target": "带给我看看!" }, { "source": "带给我看看!", "target": "可能吗?我瞎说的哇" }, { "source": "有带硬盘没?明天可以来办公室拷给你", "target": "在吗?师兄?你在江门吗" }, { "source": "那个粉色毛茸茸我买了!现在也还是超级喜欢!!!", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "你没有回十堰么。", "target": "回了啊。。武汉不是人呆的地方啊" }, { "source": "回了啊。。武汉不是人呆的地方啊", "target": "我也前几天去了下武汉。热哭了给我。像个蒸笼" }, { "source": "我也前几天去了下武汉。热哭了给我。像个蒸笼", "target": "哈哈我就知道你肯定要去弄牙齿哈~医生说我明年3,4月就可以摘了。开心啊" }, { "source": "哈哈我就知道你肯定要去弄牙齿哈~医生说我明年3,4月就可以摘了。开心啊", "target": "你怎么这么快啊。。" }, { "source": "你怎么这么快啊。。", "target": "我还以为最快1年半呢,我这个月底换最后一次钢丝就开始关缝了。调整咬合的橡皮经也不用挂,估计咬合比较整齐吧。你牙也不乱啊,估计和我差不多吧" }, { "source": "我还以为最快1年半呢,我这个月底换最后一次钢丝就开始关缝了。调整咬合的橡皮经也不用挂,估计咬合比较整齐吧。你牙也不乱啊,估计和我差不多吧", "target": "你大概多长时间弄一次啊。我弄的好慢啊。我也想快一点。真是很耽误我找工作啊。哎。。你毕业了准备干嘛" }, { "source": "你直视汉子就可以了", "target": "琨姐,我错了" }, { "source": "琨姐,我错了", "target": "不要这样!认错也太快了" }, { "source": "不要这样!认错也太快了", "target": "我要充分理解和尊重大江南北各地域习惯…" }, { "source": "我要充分理解和尊重大江南北各地域习惯…", "target": "这个和地域无关" }, { "source": "这是藏獒嘛?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "为什么不凶啊?" }, { "source": "为什么不凶啊?", "target": "家里人摸它乖平时可凶了" }, { "source": "数学自从大学以后再没有学过后来看到朋友的高数书真的是天书", "target": "真的很羡慕你们不学数学的" }, { "source": "我9号到浙江、福建。到时应该回来了。", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "5月19考试", "target": "祝你生日快乐" }, { "source": "祝你生日快乐", "target": "我谢谢你" }, { "source": "你想表达什么啊,敬哥哥", "target": "太无聊了,唠叨一下。如果真要表达什么,那就是,你家瓜子还不错!还有,搬砖的也可能是过了六级的" }, { "source": "叛逆的孩纸~", "target": "他们吵架,你是怎么得出我叛逆的结论" }, { "source": "北京最近真的很让人丧气", "target": "还有各种很丧的消息不过你的消息还是让人振奋的" }, { "source": "我居然还在看学校", "target": "想好了吗" }, { "source": "想好了吗", "target": "差不多了" }, { "source": "五月份考完科三,科四就不想考了", "target": "科四做题就行了快的很还" }, { "source": "科四做题就行了快的很还", "target": "等开学再考" }, { "source": "现在在哪里", "target": "我从芒康坐车到八一治疗手,你到哪里了?" }, { "source": "我从芒康坐车到八一治疗手,你到哪里了?", "target": "理塘,保重" }, { "source": "理塘,保重", "target": "你们什么时候到芒康" }, { "source": "你们什么时候到芒康", "target": "明天能到巴塘," }, { "source": "码是一个什么梗", "target": "码就是码" }, { "source": "毕竟“热评小王子”", "target": "666离目标又近了一步" }, { "source": "666离目标又近了一步", "target": "还是好远啊" }, { "source": "还是好远啊", "target": "没关系当初也没想过会这么快被眼熟啊,事情总是比预料的发酵的快啊" }, { "source": "哇塞,阿姨生日快乐。", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "中考加油等你", "target": "嗯那!" }, { "source": "我已经很久没梦到阿迪男孩了", "target": "我又" }, { "source": "侯煜婕胖成这了?", "target": "还行吧我感觉" }, { "source": "没有的当初没升学的时候穿学士服满足自己的大学梦吧", "target": "为实现梦想而努力" }, { "source": "朋友,你走错片场了", "target": "你自己看的话我原价出" }, { "source": "别孽缘了,有没有剁手", "target": "没有。是不是很棒。" }, { "source": "没有。是不是很棒。", "target": "我很惊讶" }, { "source": "先考研再拍照真的", "target": "嗯哪,我也是这么觉得,2018先把拍照放放了" }, { "source": "真的好烦叽叽喳喳还没脑子", "target": "主要长得也磕碜,大饼脸。。。非常堵心了。" }, { "source": "我大街上抢钱去啊!再说再说!我喜欢低帮的那个!", "target": "--..." }, { "source": "--...", "target": "不过没有关系" }, { "source": "不过没有关系", "target": "什么没关系?我跟你说啊。如果灰狼明年暑假复刻的话。年的我就从AJ11和AJ4中选一双排队去" }, { "source": "什么没关系?我跟你说啊。如果灰狼明年暑假复刻的话。年的我就从AJ11和AJ4中选一双排队去", "target": "那跟灰狼有什么关系" }, { "source": "那跟灰狼有什么关系", "target": "就是可以错开点儿了。不过估计没戏" }, { "source": "搞笑了,导演又成了无辜的?明知道抄袭还拍,助长妖风,怎么着还玻璃心了?", "target": "无脑黑我就不说话了" }, { "source": "安排诺一和甜馨见一面吧咋样", "target": "我能说甜馨不好看么" }, { "source": "这里有你暗恋的那个长发女生吗", "target": "有不过现在已经剪了短发" }, { "source": "角色刻画的真的很细腻,真的很值票价了", "target": "我也看了,很棒" }, { "source": "这么早你就醒了哟", "target": "感觉自己不要命了,竟然睡不着了" }, { "source": "感觉自己不要命了,竟然睡不着了", "target": "正常正常然后后面两天你会超级困的" }, { "source": "臭笠妮!", "target": "生莫辉宁放假未?" }, { "source": "生莫辉宁放假未?", "target": "未~17号正等内~" }, { "source": "跑到我这边来了?", "target": "对啊早知去你那串门,哈哈" }, { "source": "对啊早知去你那串门,哈哈", "target": "刚好宿舍就我一个人" }, { "source": "学长要不", "target": "要不起" }, { "source": "别乱说猪,刚才去买菜,20元/斤呢,就快要吃不起了。", "target": "上班时间你还去买菜所" }, { "source": "上班时间你还去买菜所", "target": "偶是家庭妇女,买菜就是工作。" }, { "source": "减肥吗", "target": "今年长了16斤肉" }, { "source": "今年长了16斤肉", "target": "我这种怎么吃都不胖的就不打击你了" }, { "source": "我还是不容易骂人的哈", "target": "我怕你接受不了" }, { "source": "爬泰山公园的泰山么?", "target": "安徽的某山" }, { "source": "安徽的某山", "target": "地理老师死的早,不知道安徽有啥山" }, { "source": "我的实力,无需隐藏", "target": "那就来吧。来录音棚录个音" }, { "source": "那就来吧。来录音棚录个音", "target": "来真的呀,我就说说而已" }, { "source": "脸变尖了", "target": "有努力减肥" }, { "source": "有努力减肥", "target": "非常好继续保持" }, { "source": "那么多人的男神诶", "target": "然后你就跟他睡过了" }, { "source": "从来都不知道钱是什么东西,只是个数字", "target": "只是小数点后边的零" }, { "source": "不行啊,坐的位置背对门口,要走到正面才能拍,况且我还穿着制服", "target": "惨惨哒" }, { "source": "惨惨哒", "target": "他走的时候有几个客人一直盯着他看,直到他上车了才反应过来问我们,这是周杰伦吗!然后车开走了" }, { "source": "明天到家吗", "target": "今天晚上回去" }, { "source": "今天晚上回去", "target": "今天晚上就回家了,你开车呢" }, { "source": "亲女朋友无疑了", "target": "假装我有女朋友的样子" }, { "source": "假装我有女朋友的样子", "target": "你没有.醒醒吧" }, { "source": "你没有.醒醒吧", "target": "不要打扰我,让我再睡一会儿" }, { "source": "爱上我你就不冷了", "target": "有病" }, { "source": "有病", "target": "你都不带我去看病,你不是好人" }, { "source": "你都不带我去看病,你不是好人", "target": "有病的你才快乐。是本我" }, { "source": "圣经的那个南朋友还赞了哦", "target": "是哒~但是又取消了…" }, { "source": "是哒~但是又取消了…", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "就几分钟取消了" }, { "source": "人家这叫速战速决", "target": "也许吧。越来越发现越来越没时间好好的去了解一个人了哈," }, { "source": "瘦小?错了,瘦是真的。小算不上", "target": "瘦不就小吗,好吧,不小不小" }, { "source": "想吃西梅", "target": "不酸挺好吃的" }, { "source": "上什么班?", "target": "某饮食店服务员,跑腿的咯!" }, { "source": "年年有暴击。啥时候分手,我巴巴还等着捆绑了", "target": "脑子是个好东西我希望你有" }, { "source": "今晚益左你啦", "target": "系益佐距呱" }, { "source": "系益佐距呱", "target": "你不是爱大叔吗" }, { "source": "开心就好,何必在乎那么多呢", "target": "老妈少女的危机感" }, { "source": "老妈少女的危机感", "target": "不太明白什么意思。不过呢?每一次生日都意味着我们慢慢长大了。" }, { "source": "鲤鱼精敬梦欣", "target": "这是夸奖吗" }, { "source": "这是夸奖吗", "target": "嗯对你说的都对" }, { "source": "瘦安逸了……但是不吃东西不会冷么", "target": "我们这里还在穿短袖" }, { "source": "我们这里还在穿短袖", "target": "天气真好" }, { "source": "天气真好", "target": "来避寒嘛" }, { "source": "来避寒嘛", "target": "哈哈,要得要得" }, { "source": "你又黑我。。", "target": "你二婶啊~自己发过来的。下午打球啊!!" }, { "source": "不穿拉祇是订婚而已", "target": "哈哈..其实我也不知道订婚要不要穿?原来不用的啊~我看电视好像是要穿的..哈哈..然后交接戒指" }, { "source": "哈哈..其实我也不知道订婚要不要穿?原来不用的啊~我看电视好像是要穿的..哈哈..然后交接戒指", "target": "哈哈哈没有那么复杂看地方风俗,那个是西式得" }, { "source": "哈哈哈没有那么复杂看地方风俗,那个是西式得", "target": "好滴哦..提前祝小妞订婚快乐..一定要幸福哦..一个个都结婚订婚了...唉..女大不中留了.." }, { "source": "好滴哦..提前祝小妞订婚快乐..一定要幸福哦..一个个都结婚订婚了...唉..女大不中留了..", "target": "唉不说了说到女大不中留,我爸妈可是感触良多" }, { "source": "也喜欢许嵩", "target": "惊鸿一面" }, { "source": "别开枪,是我", "target": "你不是队长嘛" }, { "source": "你不是队长嘛", "target": "你有房子,你队长" }, { "source": "林尽水源,便得一山,山有小口,仿佛若有光。便舍船,从口入。初极狭,才通人。复行数十步,是我给你种的橘子树", "target": "请你坐下" }, { "source": "男朋友叫一个人?好名字啊!", "target": "你知不道他叫一个人啊?" }, { "source": "羡慕你的长腿啊", "target": "158能长到哪去" }, { "source": "158能长到哪去", "target": "至少身材比例好吧," }, { "source": "至少身材比例好吧,", "target": "158能好到哪。。。" }, { "source": "158能好到哪。。。", "target": "你能不能别纠节这个身高?158怎么了?" }, { "source": "你能不能别纠节这个身高?158怎么了?", "target": "所以158就别用长腿这个词了吧。" }, { "source": "所以158就别用长腿这个词了吧。", "target": "我愿意用不行吗?你看不惯可以不用看吧?" }, { "source": "2333333332好友们对不起啦,,,你们可以去举报", "target": "快告诉我怎么反抗。" }, { "source": "快告诉我怎么反抗。", "target": "举报" }, { "source": "出国需要什么手续不", "target": "要护照和去的国家的签证呀" }, { "source": "请问这是哪位网红", "target": "你女人!" }, { "source": "你女人!", "target": "我的爱宠" }, { "source": "等差数列?咋了?", "target": "为什么我秒懂" }, { "source": "十篇作文写完没啊", "target": "在赶。明明是五篇" }, { "source": "在赶。明明是五篇", "target": "加油喽!" }, { "source": "快找人个人嫁了!", "target": "你先给我嫁了再说,啧~!!!" }, { "source": "苹果耐摔", "target": "我这不是摔的一个移动电源不小心砸上去碎了的" }, { "source": "我这不是摔的一个移动电源不小心砸上去碎了的", "target": "移动电源谁受得了" }, { "source": "移动电源谁受得了", "target": "可怜的手机上次摔碎了修的完好了这次又砸碎了一生坎坷话说苹果手机摔了会变形的" }, { "source": "晚安阿洳要好梦", "target": "仿佛回到初中时代" }, { "source": "我宝宝好可爱~~", "target": "超激可爱" }, { "source": "没事没事!你是最棒的!加油!", "target": "还棒了,呵呵" }, { "source": "桥妞好漂亮啊!", "target": "雪糕雪糕雪糕" }, { "source": "雪糕雪糕雪糕", "target": "还不睡?想雪糕啊?" }, { "source": "还不睡?想雪糕啊?", "target": "好饿啊" }, { "source": "好饿啊", "target": "哈哈~忍下就过去了,明天早上吃够他!" }, { "source": "《凤凰传奇》又有演唱会在央视播出,还是访谈专场?一定很好看!", "target": "恩的!7月初7首都体育场还有演唱会呢!凤凰的色彩永远是美丽的!" }, { "source": "现在坐的我都难受,老得起来溜达,放暑假没有出去玩", "target": "没呢,宅着" }, { "source": "啊~你把我不敢尝试的猫眼石做的好好看啊", "target": "可是你这个真心好好看啊~" }, { "source": "可是你这个真心好好看啊~", "target": "颜色有点暗了睡了一晚起来发现更暗了都快接近紫色了" }, { "source": "到处浪哼", "target": "还不带你是吧" }, { "source": "抢到条纹s不合适会转", "target": "排队排队~" }, { "source": "你这个位置是多少价位的票?", "target": "480的" }, { "source": "480的", "target": "坐哪里?" }, { "source": "哪里写没有家暴了,保姆不是说看过过他打老婆吗?反正家暴就是垃圾", "target": "有证据吗?" }, { "source": "我只想吃附中门口的牛肉面", "target": "你个土洋洋姐姐!" }, { "source": "萝卜仔来的", "target": "哦,好吃无?" }, { "source": "哦,好吃无?", "target": "嗯!好香滑!" }, { "source": "嗯!好香滑!", "target": "王婆卖瓜啊你" }, { "source": "王婆卖瓜啊你", "target": "真噶!!" }, { "source": "真噶!!", "target": "信你" }, { "source": "约个时间拍一次呗", "target": "不熟不拍" }, { "source": "不熟不拍", "target": "那我们煮一下就熟了" }, { "source": "那我们煮一下就熟了", "target": "我没有这个闲情逸致啊" }, { "source": "只有我不喜欢王嘉尔?", "target": "我也不喜欢" }, { "source": "眼镜王蛇是华东华南的本地种", "target": "多谢指教。就是我屋企叫过山峰的毒蛇" }, { "source": "多谢指教。就是我屋企叫过山峰的毒蛇", "target": "嗯过山峰就是KC,最迷人的毒蛇之一" }, { "source": "嗯过山峰就是KC,最迷人的毒蛇之一", "target": "多谢指教" }, { "source": "半斤八两,,谁也别说谁,,真的不想跟你吵,,,回去吧,,,,你非得大家吵起来你才开心", "target": "我也不想吵啊只是告诉你家饼子一声呵呵~你不吵我就不会吵了" }, { "source": "我也不想吵啊只是告诉你家饼子一声呵呵~你不吵我就不会吵了", "target": "孩子,回你家褶子那里去闹吧!这不欢迎你!" }, { "source": "孩子,回你家褶子那里去闹吧!这不欢迎你!", "target": "我们家也不欢迎你们!" }, { "source": "我们家也不欢迎你们!", "target": "笑话,你们家求我去我都不去。" }, { "source": "笑话,你们家求我去我都不去。", "target": "那最好我还希望你家人都这么想呢那就天下太平了" }, { "source": "那最好我还希望你家人都这么想呢那就天下太平了", "target": "可你家人不这么想呢。每天来找骂。开个生日会至于这么得瑟吗?杯具。" }, { "source": "可你家人不这么想呢。每天来找骂。开个生日会至于这么得瑟吗?杯具。", "target": "要不是你家人到我家那闹谁会来这啊得瑟是必须的我得意地笑又得意的笑哈哈" }, { "source": "要不是你家人到我家那闹谁会来这啊得瑟是必须的我得意地笑又得意的笑哈哈", "target": "你尽情的笑吧!不要乐极生悲就好!" }, { "source": "你尽情的笑吧!不要乐极生悲就好!", "target": "姐姐别理这种生物了" }, { "source": "姐姐别理这种生物了", "target": "好。" }, { "source": "我起来做早饭", "target": "我饿" }, { "source": "我饿", "target": "我要蒸蛋羹你要不要来吃点" }, { "source": "是不是想我留级再搞一年", "target": "是啊,越说越扎心" }, { "source": "我天天被挂请问我属于什么咖位?这场戏片头演员我能排在五番内吗", "target": "稳稳一番" }, { "source": "有你条子帅么?", "target": "当然是帅过我条仔啦" }, { "source": "黑白无价,这世上所有的金银珠宝加在一起也只够与他一面。", "target": "说的真好!" }, { "source": "北大……那应该是学霸还曾经是军人唱歌都这么好听长的还很清秀非常优秀了", "target": "还有那个拳头俯卧撑,相信有很多男生都难做得到" }, { "source": "周末加油!", "target": "被发现了" }, { "source": "被发现了", "target": "一直都很关注你们哟" }, { "source": "多少钱我朋友找的代购三百多总感觉被坑了", "target": "190300被坑太多了" }, { "source": "没办法眼不见为净或者你的会员可以用起来屏蔽一些关键词", "target": "不屏蔽,得随手举报" }, { "source": "不屏蔽,得随手举报", "target": "孩子你累不累毕竟很多" }, { "source": "孩子你累不累毕竟很多", "target": "举报这事干多了就熟了" }, { "source": "芝麻,萝卜,大白菜,豆制品,香菇,男朋友", "target": "关男朋友啥事" }, { "source": "拍照技术,但我还是一眼认出我家笔了", "target": "这技术我自己也不敢恭维" }, { "source": "我的只长了两朵是不是水没浇够", "target": "不知道是不是之前菌丝发育不好?这个一般会长一堆小的,小部分会长很大,大部分长不大" }, { "source": "据说华为很快", "target": "运行内存是3个g的" }, { "source": "按广场舞大妈人数来分布", "target": "铁岭和驻马店会答应么" }, { "source": "周一快乐", "target": "认识?" }, { "source": "很喜欢大鱼海棠", "target": "我也超级喜欢的" }, { "source": "这个就和泡妞一个道理。有时你用力过猛一个劲赞美,反倒露出马脚。还是要不紧不慢。", "target": "举一反三受教了" }, { "source": "快过年了,别骂太狠。", "target": "良家妇女既视感,不丑也没多美,0.5分" }, { "source": "我这没有人放炮你来这吧", "target": "哈哈你不把我忽悠过去不算完啊~~" }, { "source": "哈哈你不把我忽悠过去不算完啊~~", "target": "哈哈你也知道啊" }, { "source": "睡那么晚", "target": "哈哈哈哈每天如此没救了还有你好意思说我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈每天如此没救了还有你好意思说我", "target": "我就是要管管你" }, { "source": "抱抱不和这些人生气,骂完爱谁谁他们", "target": "抱抱小仙女一直对我不离不弃" }, { "source": "想你了,想跟你谈谈心", "target": "偶给你买糖吃!" }, { "source": "偶给你买糖吃!", "target": "不想吃糖" }, { "source": "好漂亮.洗发水是卡诗?", "target": "是的,洗发+发膜" }, { "source": "哈哈不知道我要增肥现在太瘦了", "target": "多吃点啊。瘦鬼" }, { "source": "你是最棒的!", "target": "智商低" }, { "source": "毛不易比你高", "target": "毛毛180好几的呢" }, { "source": "毛毛180好几的呢", "target": "毛不易最多175" }, { "source": "毛不易最多175", "target": "是吗?你怎么知道?" }, { "source": "是吗?你怎么知道?", "target": "百度贴吧大神谢谢" }, { "source": "毕竟六一了呀", "target": "怪不得" }, { "source": "你这是单身、羡慕嫉妒恨啊、太决绝了、单身的也需要电啊你不知道么、我们也要做饭滴", "target": "今天单身的都减肥,不吃了……" }, { "source": "你为什么要养那么多小动物!", "target": "喜欢回家回公司没个活物感觉很冷清" }, { "source": "我比你早点", "target": "你还是今天回的哇" }, { "source": "你还是今天回的哇", "target": "恩回来修整" }, { "source": "时光易老、美好如初!", "target": "到位~" }, { "source": "秒关注呀你", "target": "突然看到啦缘分啊" }, { "source": "突然看到啦缘分啊", "target": "我要是今晚去你们店你们在不" }, { "source": "我要是今晚去你们店你们在不", "target": "在的呀。" }, { "source": "我表哥十一婚礼去年见面的时候还没女朋友今年可就要结婚了哎结果呢打乱了我的行程没办法去我未来的婆家了", "target": "哎你啥时候回来我一个人好无聊" }, { "source": "落地成盒", "target": "就在玩王者,打农药" }, { "source": "就在玩王者,打农药", "target": "求带飞,求带飞,求带飞" }, { "source": "别海啸了", "target": "屏蔽海啸" }, { "source": "屏蔽海啸", "target": "你法力无边了" }, { "source": "你法力无边了", "target": "有火无边" }, { "source": "有火无边", "target": "面朝大海,火力全开,心潮澎湃,欢乐开怀" }, { "source": "面朝大海,火力全开,心潮澎湃,欢乐开怀", "target": "你这么好看,说什么都对" }, { "source": "你这么好看,说什么都对", "target": "我丑我闭嘴" }, { "source": "你也是够幸福,,,祝你嫁个跟总裁一样的男人", "target": "从来没有这样想过" }, { "source": "明天穿这个衣服背这个包包来上课嘛哈哈哈哈", "target": "你也可以驾驭,要不一起" }, { "source": "又出去浪", "target": "每天必有一浪" }, { "source": "你就不能给我找个爷们~~", "target": "你跟文静是朋友?" }, { "source": "你跟文静是朋友?", "target": "对呀~" }, { "source": "对呀~", "target": "世界太小" }, { "source": "工作了都要如此艰难么", "target": "比看到的更艰难看你师兄的状态就知道" }, { "source": "大家好,我是新来的。。。", "target": "老黄瓜刷绿漆~装嫩" }, { "source": "老黄瓜刷绿漆~装嫩", "target": "我噻,我以为你睡了呢" }, { "source": "我噻,我以为你睡了呢", "target": "在后边偷偷的看着你们呢" }, { "source": "在后边偷偷的看着你们呢", "target": "后面????哈哈哈" }, { "source": "后面????哈哈哈", "target": "对呀!你是一个好人!一个隐藏很深的好人!" }, { "source": "对呀!你是一个好人!一个隐藏很深的好人!", "target": "没有吧,没有隐藏很深" }, { "source": "没有吧,没有隐藏很深", "target": "我是说我在后边隐藏着呢" }, { "source": "我是说我在后边隐藏着呢", "target": "好吧,潜伏" }, { "source": "好吧,潜伏", "target": "你再装嫩我就站出来揭发你" }, { "source": "你再装嫩我就站出来揭发你", "target": "好吧,不装了" }, { "source": "好吧,不装了", "target": "乖这就对了" }, { "source": "乖这就对了", "target": "呵呵,好" }, { "source": "你喊我闭嘴?", "target": "不是是我不知道说什么了" }, { "source": "不是是我不知道说什么了", "target": "很无语?" }, { "source": "其实抚顺挺适合有地铁的,一个大长条,一号线完事", "target": "有轨电车可以,地铁我感觉不适合" }, { "source": "有轨电车可以,地铁我感觉不适合", "target": "哪个都行,我就是觉着大长条型的,多适合轨道交通,还不会堵车" }, { "source": "飞行棋,我都没得玩", "target": "来,我和你一起玩" }, { "source": "我现在全身都红黑红黑的回去希望能穿长袖不然不敢跟你们约了好难过", "target": "太阳这么可怕吗摸摸头回来马上用用芦荟看看" }, { "source": "气温骤降…注意保暖……早安!", "target": "嗯你也一样" }, { "source": "学长哥哥,晚上找你上课啊", "target": "上课?!" }, { "source": "上课?!", "target": "嗯。晚上帮小哈上课。" }, { "source": "嗯。晚上帮小哈上课。", "target": "我们晚上好像没课呀" }, { "source": "我们晚上好像没课呀", "target": "有没有课啊,不要吓我啊。" }, { "source": "有没有课啊,不要吓我啊。", "target": "真的没有哈" }, { "source": "哥们你上了热搜广场,建议删除", "target": "不用删除让路人看一看" }, { "source": "你好我想问一下几点结束的呀", "target": "一个半小时左右结束了会有签名环节这个就不确定啦" }, { "source": "一个半小时左右结束了会有签名环节这个就不确定啦", "target": "好的谢谢是不是八点半开始的?" }, { "source": "好的谢谢是不是八点半开始的?", "target": "是说八点半不过等他们上台又过了一小会儿" }, { "source": "是说八点半不过等他们上台又过了一小会儿", "target": "好滴谢谢你喔" }, { "source": "这是谭一苇吗", "target": "嗯,是,哈哈" }, { "source": "它想说我要嗯便便快点帮我把便便", "target": "你能不能文艺一点。。。" }, { "source": "你能不能文艺一点。。。", "target": "我也想文艺点,但看到它那个好憋屈的表情第一反应就想到这句话。哈哈" }, { "source": "我也想文艺点,但看到它那个好憋屈的表情第一反应就想到这句话。哈哈", "target": "我看是你想了吧~~这么丰富的想象力怎么不去做编剧" }, { "source": "小李胖了", "target": "都胖了" }, { "source": "我!但是你请不到我好难过", "target": "老大谁让你提前一天走" }, { "source": "快!我怎么带你的你怎么带他们", "target": "肯定的" }, { "source": "肯定的", "target": "离开了你花钱变少了" }, { "source": "离开了你花钱变少了", "target": "诶呀只要你想还是可以继续花钱的" }, { "source": "诶呀只要你想还是可以继续花钱的", "target": "一个人花钱干嘛" }, { "source": "一个人花钱干嘛", "target": "在那边也可以给我花钱的是不是" }, { "source": "一本正经的卖萌", "target": "陪我在库房,陪的睡着了" }, { "source": "陪我在库房,陪的睡着了", "target": "好乖" }, { "source": "好乖", "target": "乖惨了" }, { "source": "乖惨了", "target": "啊啊啊,想去抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,想去抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱", "target": "布丁啊,已经不是一只小猫了" }, { "source": "布丁啊,已经不是一只小猫了", "target": "长大啦" }, { "source": "长大啦", "target": "长本事了,逮蚂蚱吃" }, { "source": "长本事了,逮蚂蚱吃", "target": "豆丁早就会啦" }, { "source": "豆丁早就会啦", "target": "叫一块儿比比" }, { "source": "叫一块儿比比", "target": "我要是在家绝对就抱着豆丁去了" }, { "source": "我要是在家绝对就抱着豆丁去了", "target": "让他俩睡一个箱子" }, { "source": "让他俩睡一个箱子", "target": "哈,会打架的" }, { "source": "你又回来了", "target": "干嘛位置写北京,我以为你又去找男神了。" }, { "source": "干嘛位置写北京,我以为你又去找男神了。", "target": "发照片的时候,不小心它自己定位了" }, { "source": "关机也要拉着你", "target": "你舍不得" }, { "source": "你舍不得", "target": "我舍不得?笑死我了" }, { "source": "我舍不得?笑死我了", "target": "我太了解你了,你肯定舍不得" }, { "source": "我太了解你了,你肯定舍不得", "target": "好吧假装我舍不得" }, { "source": "来个总结:这款是男生的,建议工作了的买黑色,蓝色是很纯的蓝,建议给读书的弟弟什么的买,大哥穿最小码,165以上的小仙女可以尝试买,还会团可心夜铺以及刚才的白羽绒服,这个月暂时没有团大衣的打算", "target": "158的就不建议入手了是吧" }, { "source": "158的就不建议入手了是吧", "target": "这是男款的女生想尝试的话大哥建议165以上" }, { "source": "这是男款的女生想尝试的话大哥建议165以上", "target": "好的,不过什么价格呢" }, { "source": "找不到红烧肉的我,糟心", "target": "特别油" }, { "source": "特别油", "target": "我现在就想吃红烧肉,红烧小排" }, { "source": "我现在就想吃红烧肉,红烧小排", "target": "对对!!红烧排骨半夜容易饿到不行" }, { "source": "亲爱的~你到了这个阶段吗?", "target": "我到了他没到" }, { "source": "你们抛弃我还秀恩爱我当然受伤", "target": "你看过哦是柠檬我拿你哦噶少扎精跌" }, { "source": "你看过哦是柠檬我拿你哦噶少扎精跌", "target": "哈哈哈我就是扎精。反正我就是要哭闹。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我就是扎精。反正我就是要哭闹。。", "target": "你哭闹嘛反正我又看不见" }, { "source": "就是可以许三次愿的神灯就有个神灵出来帮你实现", "target": "这么NB?买了几个啊?" }, { "source": "这么NB?买了几个啊?", "target": "一个就足够了啊,大鼠" }, { "source": "你太可爱了", "target": "是认真" }, { "source": "求问鞋子是谁家的呀~", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "木有", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "突然想起来我买了火车学生票却没拿学生证", "target": "那身份证不能取?" }, { "source": "那身份证不能取?", "target": "并不能" }, { "source": "并不能", "target": "那咋办" }, { "source": "那咋办", "target": "退了重新买了" }, { "source": "退了重新买了", "target": "你今天就回学校?" }, { "source": "姐,啥时候再演话剧呀?一定记得告诉我,话剧,偶的最爱,姐姐演的,更要去看了!说好了啊,一定记得告诉我啊!", "target": "好的呀~有演出电你哈" }, { "source": "好的呀~有演出电你哈", "target": "先谢谢姐啊!" }, { "source": "只看到万恶的马赛克。哈", "target": "要不然咧" }, { "source": "天哪一起去一起去你在哪里读书", "target": "我家是杭州的还没开学呢你也一个人去?" }, { "source": "我就是太赶,错过了很多地方,下次我要留在那里一段时间。", "target": "你是???咱们一起去的吗?" }, { "source": "今天怎么样?还好吗", "target": "挺好滴" }, { "source": "亲爱的妹子,剪短发了", "target": "嗯个暑假开始剪的" }, { "source": "嗯个暑假开始剪的", "target": "有勇气的孩子" }, { "source": "有勇气的孩子", "target": "是的看着那么大的脸就激励自己减肥啊" }, { "source": "迈阿密一般", "target": "你推荐推荐气候温暖能下水的" }, { "source": "中间还有平安夜", "target": "还过圣诞呀" }, { "source": "东风4临客美拍?", "target": "看到过,没拍" }, { "source": "下个月要来武汉啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "要约么。带夫夫" }, { "source": "爱你爱你爱你哈哈哈", "target": "你呢" }, { "source": "姐夫,你还是么?", "target": "那你看看,必须是么!" }, { "source": "手指好丑", "target": "她不会拍" }, { "source": "她不会拍", "target": "涂个指甲油就好了" }, { "source": "前提是不是买的文凭,现在一个研究生学位二十万", "target": "买文凭这种事不会发生在这个行业" }, { "source": "买文凭这种事不会发生在这个行业", "target": "不少了,你看看现在,本来最不可能的一个是医生一个是房屋设计,关系到人命的,还不是有,单拿房屋设计,人家一个专硕文凭也算,专硕说白了就是拿钱买文凭啊" }, { "source": "不少了,你看看现在,本来最不可能的一个是医生一个是房屋设计,关系到人命的,还不是有,单拿房屋设计,人家一个专硕文凭也算,专硕说白了就是拿钱买文凭啊", "target": "呵呵,看你说话就知道你没上过什么学" }, { "source": "你嫂心里还是有你的嗯", "target": "。。。。。我心里也是有我嫂的。。。" }, { "source": "。。。。。我心里也是有我嫂的。。。", "target": "你嫂心里没有我嗯" }, { "source": "额这个爱是件好难说的事…", "target": "加油呀" }, { "source": "师姐好", "target": "师妹好" }, { "source": "师妹好", "target": "我是帅气小师弟" }, { "source": "我是帅气小师弟", "target": "是吗不是漂亮小师妹吗" }, { "source": "90后的已经开始养生了", "target": "我室友就是这样的,现在冬天了老告诉我们睡前要泡脚早时醒来喝一杯温水" }, { "source": "我室友就是这样的,现在冬天了老告诉我们睡前要泡脚早时醒来喝一杯温水", "target": "每天一杯枸杞水" }, { "source": "每天一杯枸杞水", "target": "对了,我们全寝室还得喝茶" }, { "source": "我也没对象啊", "target": "这不是重点" }, { "source": "四川的美食确实很多啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "火锅焖锅干锅寿司蒸菜炒菜烧烤羊肉汤老鸭汤牛肉汤" }, { "source": "该回家啦", "target": "刚到" }, { "source": "你诱惑我,你欺负我", "target": "等你牙好了,咱们也去吃~!" }, { "source": "我妹就是漂亮就是美,岂是他们这些普通人欣赏得了的", "target": "可是姐姐这听着一点都不像夸宝宝的" }, { "source": "可是姐姐这听着一点都不像夸宝宝的", "target": "不像吗" }, { "source": "我的社交状态完全就是:你不理我,我也不理你。你一理我,我话比谁都多。然后你有一段时间不理我,我就会自己默默想是不是刚刚话太多招人烦了又开始回归高冷。但是你一旦又理我,我马上又开始说个不停。", "target": "没错,是我" }, { "source": "你在说什么?", "target": "短路了我太深奥" }, { "source": "短路了我太深奥", "target": "我帮你取了名字了什么才能跟你玩?" }, { "source": "我帮你取了名字了什么才能跟你玩?", "target": "你说好就好" }, { "source": "学姐是外语学院?", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "好可爱的蛋糕", "target": "没有我可爱!" }, { "source": "没有我可爱!", "target": "对对对!!!!" }, { "source": "学士服哪里租的呀?可以给个电话吗", "target": "我也不知道哎,是我们班一个女生在弄这方面的事情,她主要负责的" }, { "source": "行啊既然你还吃猪肉那我就吃狗肉喽你不顾忌我的感情我也不用顾忌你的喽", "target": "你的态度早就表明你是吃狗肉的那种人啊,还特别坚定!这个也没什么好再说的了" }, { "source": "你的态度早就表明你是吃狗肉的那种人啊,还特别坚定!这个也没什么好再说的了", "target": "对啊因为爱狗的人从没说不吃别的动物那我们爱别的动物的干嘛要听你们的" }, { "source": "嗲伐?拍了无数张,总有好的,哈哈", "target": "真心好的哈哈,好来,你成御用大师哈哈" }, { "source": "欢姐!怎么啦?", "target": "阿乱...明天有重任!" }, { "source": "阿乱...明天有重任!", "target": "说!不过我早上要去练车哦亲············" }, { "source": "说!不过我早上要去练车哦亲············", "target": "我下午搬宿舍!~" }, { "source": "走,买奶茶去", "target": "不不不我戒了!" }, { "source": "为什么要艾特我!!", "target": "前女友搜索你的时候容易看到" }, { "source": "看过蜡笔小新没", "target": "马丹有那么浓吗" }, { "source": "小可爱!!", "target": "竟然没说那个!?" }, { "source": "竟然没说那个!?", "target": "那我说咯。让大家看看你的外号哈" }, { "source": "我一个人在酒店呢把我无聊的打了四五个电话人不是睡觉就有事觉得你一定很闲但是太远过来就中午了", "target": "缘分就是被这么生生拦断了" }, { "source": "南方蟑螂真的是无敌的存在么?", "target": "很大只会飞" }, { "source": "姐姐明天去", "target": "我也打算明天去" }, { "source": "身为团支书的你不上课好吗赶紧回来上课", "target": "你快走开" }, { "source": "我现在连穿裙子的机会都没有", "target": "嘤嘤嘤我也觉得穿裤子方便唉" }, { "source": "还有个秀娘最近都玩秀娘呢别以为我天真【。", "target": "明天加你!" }, { "source": "照这个节奏天天放假到毕业差不多写完", "target": "31号要交啊" }, { "source": "31号要交啊", "target": "哈哈那就别睡觉了31号写好直接交了出去happy" }, { "source": "快乐快乐", "target": "多吃点月饼多长胖点" }, { "source": "提提我有两个名字,一个在合照上一个在台历上", "target": "你可以走了你来气我的" }, { "source": "你可以走了你来气我的", "target": "溜了溜了" }, { "source": "你终于上路子了", "target": "都怪你当初不给我推荐牌子" }, { "source": "都怪你当初不给我推荐牌子", "target": "我用的牌子可能还没你多呢" }, { "source": "你去跑步去了啊", "target": "嘻嘻,对啊" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,对啊", "target": "你自己吗?" }, { "source": "大师,什么时候帮我看看,哈哈", "target": "哈哈,相信会有机缘的" }, { "source": "连线我经常找不到我家DPS在哪儿。", "target": "没有连线多我们本来就比较手残的玩家来说,根本不会玩了" }, { "source": "相约明早10:10分", "target": "来吧" }, { "source": "怎么了我亲爱的你?", "target": "爱你呦" }, { "source": "爱你呦", "target": "你看大家都不吭声,说明他们都不这么看……" }, { "source": "你看大家都不吭声,说明他们都不这么看……", "target": "小冰爱小冰吖" }, { "source": "小冰爱小冰吖", "target": "精辟" }, { "source": "蓝裙子买的多大的合身么", "target": "xs。。简直太刚刚好15595斤" }, { "source": "xs。。简直太刚刚好15595斤", "target": "你快发买家秀想看" }, { "source": "大哥几岁了", "target": "娃都快小学了,明年就从老家接回来读小学" }, { "source": "娃都快小学了,明年就从老家接回来读小学", "target": "大哥..我真信了" }, { "source": "你还在深圳啊", "target": "明天回长沙" }, { "source": "明天回长沙", "target": "诶如果我没病就带你玩哈哈哈" }, { "source": "小关新年快乐", "target": "多海姐姐过年好啊" }, { "source": "多海姐姐过年好啊", "target": "过年好" }, { "source": "不错啊。吃着乌冬面,满满的回忆啊", "target": "回忆个毛线,我现在水深火热的" }, { "source": "家长都重学习啊~~", "target": "是啊。更重要的是我五月份要转正啊" }, { "source": "是啊。更重要的是我五月份要转正啊", "target": "那还有一段时间应该没什么事吧~在家里网速就是好~秒回~~" }, { "source": "那还有一段时间应该没什么事吧~在家里网速就是好~秒回~~", "target": "我房间信号还是最弱的呢。应该是说我打字速度比较快。你也很快啊" }, { "source": "你居然用了美来形容太阳", "target": "哈哈哈哈我只是不想它太毒辣了" }, { "source": "小雪好~这里球球", "target": "小冰小冰~" }, { "source": "小冰小冰~", "target": "亲爱的你,叫小冰什么事啊" }, { "source": "亲爱的你,叫小冰什么事啊", "target": "能一块儿愉快的玩耍么" }, { "source": "能一块儿愉快的玩耍么", "target": "必须能,哈哈" }, { "source": "必须能,哈哈", "target": "那明天上海下雨么?" }, { "source": "那明天上海下雨么?", "target": "据我爸说,上海明天暴雨转中雨,温度为24°C" }, { "source": "据我爸说,上海明天暴雨转中雨,温度为24°C", "target": "你爸什么都知道=-O" }, { "source": "出去放松啦?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "不错不错。玩的开心" }, { "source": "我一点都不怕改变~", "target": "超害怕没有改变哈哈" }, { "source": "居然不吃早餐,因为没人叫你?!", "target": "可能是吧,反正没想起要吃早餐这回事。。。。" }, { "source": "可能是吧,反正没想起要吃早餐这回事。。。。", "target": "还好意思说哦,又说天天吃三餐,“欺骗”我" }, { "source": "还好意思说哦,又说天天吃三餐,“欺骗”我", "target": "不就是今天忘了嘛" }, { "source": "不就是今天忘了嘛", "target": "明天要记得了" }, { "source": "明天要记得了", "target": "那要看我几时起了" }, { "source": "周杰伦也马上意识到自己的错误,道歉了,你就咬住不放咯?傻狗", "target": "道歉是要受害方接受才算结束的!" }, { "source": "水果是网购的吗", "target": "天猫生鲜上面的评价不一搞得我都不敢送人" }, { "source": "世人说我太疯癫,我笑世人看不穿,罢了罢了", "target": "等你吐教练一身的时候你就这么和他说,我保证他不会发火的" }, { "source": "等你吐教练一身的时候你就这么和他说,我保证他不会发火的", "target": "教练才不会那么傻站我对面呢~你以为都跟你一样傻啊" }, { "source": "正剧浪费颜值,偶像剧浪费演技,所以还是正剧吧,好剧更重要。", "target": "但是偶像剧也想要演的好的人来演啊演的好会更更更好看!!!" }, { "source": "笑毛线。。。。。你知道为什么吗??在笑??", "target": "不晓得" }, { "source": "不晓得", "target": "不造。。。。。笑的辣么起劲啊" }, { "source": "不造。。。。。笑的辣么起劲啊", "target": "怎地?" }, { "source": "怎地?", "target": "没事。。。。说来说去你就一长颈鹿" }, { "source": "没事。。。。说来说去你就一长颈鹿", "target": "你才长颈鹿" }, { "source": "读博", "target": "难过" }, { "source": "难过", "target": "读博" }, { "source": "转票,4张连票,可拆卖…要嘛?", "target": "是哪个电影院的" }, { "source": "是哪个电影院的", "target": "没了" }, { "source": "今天我生日,愿望是胖胖们战至终章,三连冠", "target": "生日快乐!愿望成真!" }, { "source": "新建路二校的代表绝活", "target": "哈哈你知道的" }, { "source": "大学宿舍里面总有这样的人,他睡了你必须睡,他醒了你们谁都睡不着。", "target": "对对对深有感触" }, { "source": "有些事没有那么公平刚好,付出的多少,在呼这个人让你觉得值得不值得!", "target": "还有什么是值得不值得" }, { "source": "赞你羡慕", "target": "有啥好羡慕的" }, { "source": "有啥好羡慕的", "target": "我也不知道就想赞你顺便羡慕一下" }, { "source": "我也不知道就想赞你顺便羡慕一下", "target": "呼呼,你不去?" }, { "source": "头发真是太长了", "target": "怕不怕" }, { "source": "我吃饭了", "target": "瘦子还可以吃宵夜" }, { "source": "瘦子还可以吃宵夜", "target": "我老公现在才回来,我才吃饭" }, { "source": "我老公现在才回来,我才吃饭", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊,不是吧?那你下午吃饭了没有的" }, { "source": "刚刚就是吃了一口蛋糕,然后剧痛,我以为牙齿断了,动都不敢动", "target": "一看就是乖娃娃小时候听家长话没吃糖蛀过牙" }, { "source": "焦迈奇焦迈奇焦迈奇", "target": "镜头太少了" }, { "source": "伦桑桑,你能看到我吗。", "target": "丑萌柚子捞" }, { "source": "丑萌柚子捞", "target": "敢问夫人闺名" }, { "source": "敢问夫人闺名", "target": "那是尘念" }, { "source": "那是尘念", "target": "噗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "走打个耳洞就差你了", "target": "我打了!两次!带的时候好疼又长死了" }, { "source": "我打了!两次!带的时候好疼又长死了", "target": "去花师傅家打把,我在他们家打得,贵是贵点但是很好售后也很好,是那种手穿的不疼" }, { "source": "怎么把你的男神删了啊?", "target": "不喜欢了" }, { "source": "不喜欢了", "target": "不想人家了?" }, { "source": "不适合谈恋爱怎么办", "target": "等等" }, { "source": "你的呆,我的丑,", "target": "呆好没烦恼" }, { "source": "呆好没烦恼", "target": "嘿嘿,呆呆更健康," }, { "source": "等!你!回!来!浪!!!", "target": "我!会!回!来!的!" }, { "source": "听说一个人快不快乐,要看他醒来的那一刻", "target": "深有感触啊'可能吧" }, { "source": "你们进步真快", "target": "进步?怎么讲?" }, { "source": "进步?怎么讲?", "target": "小孩这么大了居然" }, { "source": "小孩这么大了居然", "target": "哈哈少爷我早婚早育~~~做什么事都比较提前代价就是:把身材彻底毁了!!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈少爷我早婚早育~~~做什么事都比较提前代价就是:把身材彻底毁了!!!!", "target": "幸福的女子,身材乃身外之物,不要也罢。" }, { "source": "幸福的女子,身材乃身外之物,不要也罢。", "target": "身外之物???明明就是身本身!" }, { "source": "你加班啊?", "target": "没有,失眠" }, { "source": "新歌好好听!男神你最棒!", "target": "男神" }, { "source": "有没有人说你很像夏至未至里的程七七?", "target": "你是第二个说的" }, { "source": "你是第二个说的", "target": "早就想说了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "雪花在哪里的", "target": "还在飘。没落下来。" }, { "source": "西湖美景,三月天哪,春雨如酒,柳如烟", "target": "你在唱歌嘛" }, { "source": "你在唱歌嘛", "target": "真聪明" }, { "source": "真聪明", "target": "有缘千里来相会" }, { "source": "有缘千里来相会", "target": "两人共食葱包烩。" }, { "source": "突然卖萌可爱到犯规!", "target": "可爱" }, { "source": "你咋了?最近这么忙?好好注意身体啊", "target": "哈哈,我不忙啊,就是失眠" }, { "source": "哈哈,我不忙啊,就是失眠", "target": "平时也注意饮食,作息规律马上也就调整过来了" }, { "source": "爱呀,这几天不能吃辣,馋死我了", "target": "哈哈,快快好起来,咱俩来一锅" }, { "source": "哈哈,快快好起来,咱俩来一锅", "target": "必须来一锅" }, { "source": "必须来一锅", "target": "妥妥的约起" }, { "source": "你帅惨了你辛苦了可惜就是全程和高三一点毛关系都没有", "target": "你加油吧" }, { "source": "你要我可以把医生名字给你这个医生很出名我好几个同事都找的他还不影响喂奶", "target": "我不在南京" }, { "source": "我哥也是今天结婚。。。", "target": "矮油~今天感觉被整了!现在还不能吃饭!" }, { "source": "矮油~今天感觉被整了!现在还不能吃饭!", "target": "结婚什么的最累人了。。。" }, { "source": "结婚什么的最累人了。。。", "target": "确实!不结婚最好!多麻烦啊!讨厌!我到现在还在帮我姐姐的忙,饭都没吃!" }, { "source": "沾点福气", "target": "给你" }, { "source": "一路平安,玩得开心!", "target": "压岁钱给我留着" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我看有人说三个星期没见过蛙蛙了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈泰惨惹" }, { "source": "抱抱蛐蛐", "target": "抱紧!" }, { "source": "换衣服。。到家就开始刷", "target": "换衣服" }, { "source": "她还是学生吧,结婚了?", "target": "今年刚博士毕业" }, { "source": "今年刚博士毕业", "target": "硕士吧" }, { "source": "看到大家都和我一样还在玩过气游戏阴阳师不由得流下了欣慰的泪水", "target": "同样还在玩儿" }, { "source": "多喝水,休息休息。", "target": "唱首歌" }, { "source": "唱首歌", "target": "哟哟哟切克闹" }, { "source": "今年春晚真的好无聊", "target": "可是刚刚那个魔术超恐怖啊.." }, { "source": "要不要这么坑人旁边站的还有人手忙脚乱给关了", "target": "同被坑" }, { "source": "这就是一见钟情啊,随缘吧", "target": "哥啊,或许是一见钟情,但是哪来的缘分呢,这辈子都有可能不会再见了。" }, { "source": "哥啊,或许是一见钟情,但是哪来的缘分呢,这辈子都有可能不会再见了。", "target": "是你的就会再见面,不是你的就是过客" }, { "source": "早上好。", "target": "早上好节日嗨皮" }, { "source": "早上好节日嗨皮", "target": "你了,准备如何嗨皮" }, { "source": "我追你", "target": "快来" }, { "source": "快来", "target": "我正在追呀" }, { "source": "我正在追呀", "target": "是吗" }, { "source": "有空可以回去", "target": "上班没时间去啊,再说去了也没地方呆了" }, { "source": "上班没时间去啊,再说去了也没地方呆了", "target": "也对" }, { "source": "也对", "target": "你还方便,做个公交车就到了" }, { "source": "你还方便,做个公交车就到了", "target": "远的" }, { "source": "远的", "target": "地铁站过去还好吧" }, { "source": "地铁站过去还好吧", "target": "还行" }, { "source": "还行", "target": "所以嘛,还算近" }, { "source": "所以嘛,还算近", "target": "1个多小时吧" }, { "source": "1个多小时吧", "target": "我去趟学校要半天,基本上早上去中午到,然后那边吃个饭,就可以回来了" }, { "source": "我去趟学校要半天,基本上早上去中午到,然后那边吃个饭,就可以回来了", "target": "有点远的。自己心里怀念怀念就好了" }, { "source": "有点远的。自己心里怀念怀念就好了", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我现在数学都是15分,该怎么办", "target": "我高一数学22高考数学110慢慢来" }, { "source": "我高一数学22高考数学110慢慢来", "target": "我学文科的" }, { "source": "下吧下吧,再下一天,明天就不用上体育课了", "target": "我们可是星期四!就体育课那节下就好了" }, { "source": "我们可是星期四!就体育课那节下就好了", "target": "那就再下两天吧,然后周五出太阳就可以洗衣服了" }, { "source": "昨晚您受累了。", "target": "还年轻,受得住" }, { "source": "眼前的你就不珍惜,到那天没了!!!", "target": "你是不是都准备没了???不准啊!" }, { "source": "你是不是都准备没了???不准啊!", "target": "如果,大家都还有,我也想办法!" }, { "source": "现在就面试了?", "target": "对啊⊙﹏⊙" }, { "source": "对啊⊙﹏⊙", "target": "好吧!东大的校招?" }, { "source": "好吧!东大的校招?", "target": "嗯,你知道?" }, { "source": "嗯,你知道?", "target": "听说了,但是没过去" }, { "source": "听说了,但是没过去", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "看着这么多同胞为了个韩国人舍妈舍爹的被人攻击还如此兴奋我好心痛", "target": "不是兴奋是维护" }, { "source": "姐姐加油哦。找对象很重要。", "target": "太难了" }, { "source": "太难了", "target": "他会等你的。" }, { "source": "兔兔哦!我刚好,生病很难受的说,照顾好自己哈!", "target": "是很难受" }, { "source": "你可以到我七大姨八大姑家了就在流水", "target": "那就能解释你为什么如此呆傻了~" }, { "source": "爪子给你,我已经抛弃了", "target": "我早就放弃了" }, { "source": "看你温柔的,好", "target": "不要误会!!" }, { "source": "去哪里", "target": "去霞浦了,下午进去" }, { "source": "去霞浦了,下午进去", "target": "这么快!我不是还没去" }, { "source": "这么快!我不是还没去", "target": "你会来?太假了" }, { "source": "你会来?太假了", "target": "……" }, { "source": "……", "target": "是不是是不是。露馅了" }, { "source": "是不是是不是。露馅了", "target": "那你干嘛这么快回哈破" }, { "source": "那你干嘛这么快回哈破", "target": "上班咯" }, { "source": "喔喔哦早", "target": "你叫早么" }, { "source": "你竟然又去了迪士尼", "target": "还没和你们去" }, { "source": "还没和你们去", "target": "约约约!" }, { "source": "约约约!", "target": "说得起劲!" }, { "source": "说得起劲!", "target": "就说暑假约不约" }, { "source": "天天吃好吃的好幸福", "target": "有嘛,哈哈哈,吃喝日常" }, { "source": "怎么了?你也感冒了?好可怜哦,吃那么多药。", "target": "你们周总买的..一吃就就十几粒.." }, { "source": "你们周总买的..一吃就就十几粒..", "target": "可怜的娃~如果是我打多几支针也不吃药,呵呵" }, { "source": "今晚我自己做饭,可惜只会做可乐鸡翅", "target": "没有吃过" }, { "source": "敬我们这些出差在外的人", "target": "可劲折腾才够味" }, { "source": "可劲折腾才够味", "target": "那得怎样折腾才够" }, { "source": "我是女娲后人,只要你给一万就让你成仙", "target": "我是女娲你给100块我帮你捏个男朋友" }, { "source": "我是女娲你给100块我帮你捏个男朋友", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈有毒" }, { "source": "我们一定会有猫的", "target": "以后稳定了第一件事就是买猫!" }, { "source": "但求无愧于心", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我也要亲亲", "target": "你回来给,我带出来给你玩一下" }, { "source": "加油加油!", "target": "能坚持住才行啊。" }, { "source": "能坚持住才行啊。", "target": "那就坚持坚持!" }, { "source": "那就坚持坚持!", "target": "希望如此。" }, { "source": "房间乱可以考虑养猫可以帮助你养成每天必须收拾的好习惯", "target": "怎么感觉这么可怕!" }, { "source": "怎么感觉这么可怕!", "target": "而且说真的生病什么的太糟心了我已经请好几次假了唉" }, { "source": "而且说真的生病什么的太糟心了我已经请好几次假了唉", "target": "已经不太想养了…" }, { "source": "多晒太阳,吸收正能量", "target": "太阳会晒黑的。。。。" }, { "source": "有没有人和我一样,一会搜袁立一会搜江歌案。", "target": "然后到处生气" }, { "source": "原味的我最爱,都是成箱往家搬!", "target": "没喝过原味诶…不过你多喝点原味的好,这些是调味的,添加剂一大把" }, { "source": "看钱你是", "target": "说完" }, { "source": "熬夜长痘痘", "target": "熬夜身体差" }, { "source": "再忙也不能少陪丹妹妹", "target": "说的对!" }, { "source": "来来来,组队加我一个,我要继承那张专辑", "target": "你倒是不客气,她除了专辑她还有啥玩意了,给你一根手指头好了" }, { "source": "你倒是不客气,她除了专辑她还有啥玩意了,给你一根手指头好了", "target": "您瞧瞧您这话说的,是瞧不上阿迪的衣服吗" }, { "source": "最爱圆圆兔老婆", "target": "不是很圆" }, { "source": "必须苏打绿!话说什么时候", "target": "五月份,一起看啊在工体" }, { "source": "五月份,一起看啊在工体", "target": "你准备买多少的票" }, { "source": "你准备买多少的票", "target": "嗯,180或280吧" }, { "source": "嗯,180或280吧", "target": "大概多少排哦" }, { "source": "大概多少排哦", "target": "不知道啊,还没有座位图呢" }, { "source": "这大长腿没谁了", "target": "没夏天长了。" }, { "source": "老子后天考盒饭,现在书都没翻开,也是心塞,胆子有多大,复习拖多晚", "target": "我已经浪的飞起来了" }, { "source": "好好聊聊想办法找个平衡点吧~加油哦", "target": "其实是我自己的矛盾啦,想做的事情太多" }, { "source": "我现在已经不想在家待了。。。", "target": "我已经萌生了离家出走的念头" }, { "source": "社会佩奇", "target": "看着不像啊" }, { "source": "觉得你一直在报班学东西,真好啊", "target": "我应该是有学东西的病……有一半是真学到了,有一半学扔了……" }, { "source": "生日快乐,昕姐", "target": "谢谢美美的旻子" }, { "source": "谢谢美美的旻子", "target": "快睡觉去夜猫寿星" }, { "source": "。。。嗯嗯,反正咋说都行,去你们那也可以,反正各个学校都逛逛也好,来我们这也行,我们学校也有油菜花地好大一片哟", "target": "而且听说你们学校东西挺好吃呢" }, { "source": "来来来,到哪聚会", "target": "真想大家一起聚一起玩玩" }, { "source": "真想大家一起聚一起玩玩", "target": "来湖北玩,请你们吃正宗的热干面" }, { "source": "来湖北玩,请你们吃正宗的热干面", "target": "就只吃热干面吗" }, { "source": "就只吃热干面吗", "target": "还有周黑鸭,我老家正宗的油焖大虾" }, { "source": "还有周黑鸭,我老家正宗的油焖大虾", "target": "下次全部人都去你家聚会场地问题你解决" }, { "source": "我饿了", "target": "鱼不饿摸摸" }, { "source": "北方脚踩在雪堆里会陷下去么?", "target": "得劲" }, { "source": "我一女同学买了一瓶8块矿泉水,足足在课桌上放了一个星期,没喝过一口", "target": "我们班有个男生说他每天一瓶百岁山然后后来我发现他是用百岁山的瓶子在后面接的自来水恼羞成怒直接一本书砸我脑袋上..." }, { "source": "抓紧阿阿姨", "target": "行!" }, { "source": "你们那儿还缺男老师吗", "target": "你想来养老吗,嘟嘟嘟" }, { "source": "你想来养老吗,嘟嘟嘟", "target": "什么话,我想为祖国下一代的成长和发展做一点点贡献" }, { "source": "睡觉不卸妆?", "target": "不卸,我妈说我生出来就有妆" }, { "source": "有人挑战你了?", "target": "哪有,我没那么大关注。" }, { "source": "走不动还能打的动?", "target": "哎呀!这是一个形容词!!" }, { "source": "灰灰,你200了没", "target": "怎么可能" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤好好听", "target": "爱我吗" }, { "source": "爱我吗", "target": "爱到每天一问:你什么时候来" }, { "source": "当你有勇气戴上这个眼镜,就说明你很有勇气", "target": "当我带上这眼镜,我就知道要挡我半拉脸" }, { "source": "我们这这里14块钱一斤!!!挑了一圈发现才16块钱!!!我可以顿顿小龙虾了!!!", "target": "广州30" }, { "source": "你觉得人类好嘛好嘛好嘛好嘛", "target": "你懂的。。。" }, { "source": "呃柬埔寨的饭相当好吃啊………出奇意料的好吃你是不是没吃对地方", "target": "是啊,新鲜清新到爆炸" }, { "source": "要看脸", "target": "大晚上的我怕把你给吓到" }, { "source": "换个屋吧", "target": "我妈嫌冷" }, { "source": "我妈嫌冷", "target": "哈哈哈哈亲妈" }, { "source": "蘑菇蘑菇,采一朵!", "target": "蘑菇头嘛。。。" }, { "source": "你讨厌", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "你起这么早", "target": "锻炼身体" }, { "source": "锻炼身体", "target": "你精神真的好" }, { "source": "你精神真的好", "target": "那是哦减肥嗒" }, { "source": "睡了", "target": "恩恩晚安" }, { "source": "恩恩晚安", "target": "早起的鸟儿有虫吃" }, { "source": "你在黄昏等日出,而我在等你!", "target": "黄昏等不到日出,而我,也等不到你" }, { "source": "黄昏等不到日出,而我,也等不到你", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "房租贵吗····?", "target": "是超贵。。。" }, { "source": "脖子上有折", "target": "胖的" }, { "source": "不赶时间,坐这个车其实很舒服", "target": "嗯,我就最喜欢坐软卧了,不过主要是省钱,哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯,我就最喜欢坐软卧了,不过主要是省钱,哈哈", "target": "慢慢晃吧,边走边看" }, { "source": "我要报名周五晚上来", "target": "可以来吃阿姨做的··姐要隐退了" }, { "source": "可以来吃阿姨做的··姐要隐退了", "target": "我恨" }, { "source": "我咋不见你谢谢我", "target": "我以为你能感受的到我的爱意" }, { "source": "我以为你能感受的到我的爱意", "target": "我也想火" }, { "source": "看见我大侄儿了", "target": "带回家了么" }, { "source": "其实最难过的不是分手,而是分手以后,你发现他还是过得挺好,很快有了新的女朋友,有了新的生活。而你还是活在过去,梦中有他。醒来后的那种怅然若失,突然感觉特别对不起自己,不但没有往前走,还把自己弄得一团糟。", "target": "所以要爱自己啊," }, { "source": "薛大大教我做后期吧", "target": "行啊,开学一起玩" }, { "source": "行啊,开学一起玩", "target": "我拍了很多照片,都因为后期是我硬伤,就屯起来了" }, { "source": "我拍了很多照片,都因为后期是我硬伤,就屯起来了", "target": "哈哈,给我瞅瞅" }, { "source": "你又不是气球,能吹成什么样?", "target": "你不知道我今天有多么的疯狂。。。" }, { "source": "你不知道我今天有多么的疯狂。。。", "target": "牛上天呢?" }, { "source": "你喝酒了?", "target": "腮红!" }, { "source": "腮红!", "target": "像是喝多了" }, { "source": "像是喝多了", "target": "丑咯" }, { "source": "丑咯", "target": "微醺的少女那美感溢于言表" }, { "source": "微醺的少女那美感溢于言表", "target": "谢谢您" }, { "source": "哈哈,我喝喝酒就飘了", "target": "看样还清醒,知道自己能飘" }, { "source": "亲我回来了", "target": "你终于回来了,小雯" }, { "source": "你终于回来了,小雯", "target": "等了很久啦??" }, { "source": "等了很久啦??", "target": "哈哈,还好啦" }, { "source": "哈哈,还好啦", "target": "在干嘛呢" }, { "source": "在干嘛呢", "target": "看乡6" }, { "source": "看乡6", "target": "好看么" }, { "source": "好看么", "target": "还好,其他也没电视看啊" }, { "source": "还好,其他也没电视看啊", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "你干嘛额" }, { "source": "你干嘛额", "target": "无聊呢" }, { "source": "无聊呢", "target": "又玩游戏啊" }, { "source": "又玩游戏啊", "target": "哪玩游戏啦" }, { "source": "你黑了!", "target": "当然也可能是光效" }, { "source": "你怎么会带我认识他呢。。。", "target": "你是我带的吗?明明自己认识的" }, { "source": "我不是你弟么我咋不知道暗语", "target": "因为我是你唯一的姐,而你,却不是我唯一的弟,请宠爱我吧" }, { "source": "因为我是你唯一的姐,而你,却不是我唯一的弟,请宠爱我吧", "target": "回来请你吃饭快快告诉我暗语" }, { "source": "看见蟑螂,我不怕怕拉", "target": "怕苍蝇" }, { "source": "怕苍蝇", "target": "蚊子比苍蝇更可怕" }, { "source": "过气了过气了", "target": "我活着为了帅" }, { "source": "我活着为了帅", "target": "早晚有一天你会变成我这样只是迟早的事!" }, { "source": "吵醒人甘大件事!!!", "target": "好好,你大晒" }, { "source": "疯狂表白熊梓淇小哥哥,期待电视剧版的七月与安生,希望能有不一样的体验", "target": "我也超级喜欢呢" }, { "source": "20行管考研可以约起来", "target": "下学期就开始准备了" }, { "source": "又跟我卖萌么", "target": "你还有考试??" }, { "source": "师姐会喜欢师弟吗", "target": "年龄不是问题" }, { "source": "今天打了很多优步没一个是你太难过", "target": "我们邻居打到了" }, { "source": "我们邻居打到了", "target": "好厉害" }, { "source": "冰纯嘉士百,五准五开心", "target": "我会发泄下" }, { "source": "辛苦工作的结果", "target": "德华来帮忙" }, { "source": "德华来帮忙", "target": "我有这个荣幸吗?" }, { "source": "我有这个荣幸吗?", "target": "请不起" }, { "source": "你把妹啊你,而且连男的都不放过", "target": "合影不把妹" }, { "source": "前天得演唱会,孝敬腾", "target": "你去了?你游泳去的吗" }, { "source": "你去了?你游泳去的吗", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "上座率如何" }, { "source": "上座率如何", "target": "满座了,人气可以" }, { "source": "满座了,人气可以", "target": "我以为大家都被暴雨堵在路上了" }, { "source": "话说,可以试试站椅子上拍拍看~", "target": "好的哇下次试试" }, { "source": "这本暑假作业好贵", "target": "快去好好学习吧等你长大了再告诉我这问题吧" }, { "source": "快去好好学习吧等你长大了再告诉我这问题吧", "target": "所以你也是打算让我和你一起做这个暑假作业?" }, { "source": "所以你也是打算让我和你一起做这个暑假作业?", "target": "你还是干别的吧" }, { "source": "你还是干别的吧", "target": "比如呢?" }, { "source": "比如呢?", "target": "哈哈哈你要是想不出来可以去玩手机" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你要是想不出来可以去玩手机", "target": "那我也是玩手机的瘦子" }, { "source": "那我也是玩手机的瘦子", "target": "嗯乖乖坐那玩别说话" }, { "source": "毛不易你啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "毛不易毛不易" }, { "source": "瘦的好明显", "target": "嘻嘻!" }, { "source": "快来找我吃晚饭,文三路", "target": "你现在住在文三辣离我很近了" }, { "source": "你现在住在文三辣离我很近了", "target": "我现在实习在文三路这边,这边好多吃的都没人陪我吃" }, { "source": "要一起组队成都吗", "target": "可以啊" }, { "source": "00后才刚刚成年第一批", "target": "哦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我杞人忧天了" }, { "source": "痴痴的望包括你吧,哈", "target": "嘿嘿,所以拍照留念嘛" }, { "source": "还没睡~", "target": "额,你不是也没睡……" }, { "source": "抱柱瘦瘦的花部长", "target": "感觉好很多了" }, { "source": "恭喜你已经进入监视区域~", "target": "慌张!!!" }, { "source": "慌张!!!", "target": "莫慌莫慌" }, { "source": "太久没吃成火锅的我也差不多要哭了", "target": "你是因为没吃到火锅而哭,但我们不是。" }, { "source": "你是因为没吃到火锅而哭,但我们不是。", "target": "哭的理由有千百种,流的眼泪是一样的" }, { "source": "早上好,积极奋进", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "矮油~大家都在看喏~", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "回来啦", "target": "是的。回头联系你哈" }, { "source": "你不是只中华田园犬吗", "target": "你有病啊,狗怎么了,田园犬怎么了?是不是傻,它的狗生比你的人生不一定过得差,蛇精病" }, { "source": "你有病啊,狗怎么了,田园犬怎么了?是不是傻,它的狗生比你的人生不一定过得差,蛇精病", "target": "说的对,可爱与品种无关" }, { "source": "谁家的闺女这么丑?", "target": "有点象你家的" }, { "source": "不见了?", "target": "是的…后来没找到了…" }, { "source": "排什么快车?高铁吗", "target": "公交车有快车慢车,快车抄近道," }, { "source": "握爪,真不愿挤来挤去", "target": "天涯沦落人,握爪握爪,我也不稀罕凑这个热闹" }, { "source": "我还追星", "target": "哈哈哈哈五月天值得追不亏" }, { "source": "去偷东西坐警车看看是不是兰博基尼", "target": "万一不是呢,那就亏了" }, { "source": "辈分大,但是你仍然年轻。", "target": "不年轻啦" }, { "source": "人艰不拆", "target": "学了个新词就到处乱用" }, { "source": "学了个新词就到处乱用", "target": "不是很贴切吗" }, { "source": "偶要长得像狼叔那种的。", "target": "猥琐大叔" }, { "source": "你不胖", "target": "都这么说" }, { "source": "忙碌的莎莎,愿你明天更好。", "target": "嘿嘿嘿,你知道我是哪个吗?" }, { "source": "我也来了!", "target": "你回来啦?" }, { "source": "一会回家好好看看!太好看了旗袍!", "target": "我这件已经下架了要不然就发你了" }, { "source": "我这件已经下架了要不然就发你了", "target": "没事我回去发你我特喜欢哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我和我姐要睡觉的时候传来恐怖童谣的声音我姐吓到了", "target": "明星大侦探" }, { "source": "明星大侦探", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "又一个有世界观的人~", "target": "谁啊" }, { "source": "谁啊", "target": "你呀" }, { "source": "大海思密达", "target": "大海全是腿" }, { "source": "大海全是腿", "target": "明晚又有了" }, { "source": "明晚又有了", "target": "耶!" }, { "source": "笑晕了真的会有人觉得抖森丑吗", "target": "不敢相信" }, { "source": "瞧我风度大琪", "target": "帅吗" }, { "source": "世界太险恶了·收起你稚嫩的脸庞吧亲", "target": "哥的心永远不要收敛哥只会满满学着收了这险恶" }, { "source": "哥的心永远不要收敛哥只会满满学着收了这险恶", "target": "你居然对自己这么称呼这个世界怎么了?" }, { "source": "你居然对自己这么称呼这个世界怎么了?", "target": "哇哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "前天下午,刚从欧洲出差回来,50馀天,现正在北京忙碌中,还没有回家捏。", "target": "好地方,边工作边旅游了" }, { "source": "你们几个好幸福", "target": "来三亚来三亚" }, { "source": "来三亚来三亚", "target": "大哥开灰机来接我们" }, { "source": "即个越来越白的??小白脸??", "target": "p的" }, { "source": "做我的女朋友好吗?", "target": "你男票肿么办" }, { "source": "被自己美到啦", "target": "这个……可能性不太大" }, { "source": "这个……可能性不太大", "target": "但还是有可能的" }, { "source": "姐姐我觉得我可能真的嫁不出去了咋办", "target": "…遇到什么事了吗" }, { "source": "孝庄是在办公室上班,还是在家带孩子?", "target": "她的家就是她的办公室。朝堂上的事儿她管的多了去了" }, { "source": "她的家就是她的办公室。朝堂上的事儿她管的多了去了", "target": "哦,她从小立志如此吗?还是无奈临时替补?蠢货" }, { "source": "杀马特怎么了?不也是我们青春的一部分吗", "target": "是你的青春不是我们" }, { "source": "是你的青春不是我们", "target": "错了错了是他们不是你" }, { "source": "奔跑吧,期待鹿晗,期待七只", "target": "期待期待" }, { "source": "赞我上热评,赞我的16年发财,回复我的16年天降横财", "target": "为了你的天降横财四个字才回复你的。" }, { "source": "南京不是扩招吗", "target": "你考的怎么样呀" }, { "source": "你考的怎么样呀", "target": "心里没底" }, { "source": "什么意思?官网只显示有比基尼和裤子?", "target": "卖完了" }, { "source": "这个剧开播了吗?在哪里看?谢谢!", "target": "还没有哦,正在拍摄中" }, { "source": "找到了点了个赞", "target": "然后就沉入海底" }, { "source": "现在初中都特别社会,动不动就开", "target": "后浪推前浪啊" }, { "source": "快乐哟", "target": "同乐哦" }, { "source": "怎么可以和对手语音?", "target": "就是在一个地图区域玩家之间是都可以语音的只要你有把语音开起来" }, { "source": "就是在一个地图区域玩家之间是都可以语音的只要你有把语音开起来", "target": "我玩过一次四排,只可以和队友语音。另外这个区域多大" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "好久不见啊~~" }, { "source": "好久不见啊~~", "target": "最近忙什么呢?" }, { "source": "牵引智齿和四号牙收缝能同时进行嘛~", "target": "他说拔了大牙之后需要些时间修复,不过可以先排齐我前面的牙,到后面重点拉我后面4颗" }, { "source": "他说拔了大牙之后需要些时间修复,不过可以先排齐我前面的牙,到后面重点拉我后面4颗", "target": "哦哦~谢谢我也想牵引智齿,怕时间太长" }, { "source": "我也想这么说,秋天真是让人爱的季节!", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "恭喜,要是我结婚请你来跟拍吧,接这活儿不?", "target": "肯定接!!!几时!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "肯定接!!!几时!!!!!!!", "target": "争取五年后" }, { "source": "争取五年后", "target": "小心做高龄产妇" }, { "source": "我们也好想养猫……感觉特别有爱", "target": "我喜欢猫,可惜信信对猫过敏" }, { "source": "我喜欢猫,可惜信信对猫过敏", "target": "那养狗呢?家里除了人还有个活物感觉还是很好的" }, { "source": "那养狗呢?家里除了人还有个活物感觉还是很好的", "target": "我还是先把娃和自己养好吧哪有功夫遛狗伺候狗洗澡,出个远门还得把狗送去狗宾馆......我们家养鱼" }, { "source": "做自己的单身狗,让别人秀去吧", "target": "我可能属于那种没狗粮吃已经够惨的,还被别人骂不是单身狗的,单身狗中单身狗" }, { "source": "我可能属于那种没狗粮吃已经够惨的,还被别人骂不是单身狗的,单身狗中单身狗", "target": "哈哈~那说明还没遇到合适的" }, { "source": "哈哈~那说明还没遇到合适的", "target": "我选择在今晚做一个真正的单身狗,吃肉的都狗带吧" }, { "source": "这位男人!愿意做我的情人吗?", "target": "我们俩那天带胡须如何" }, { "source": "烫头发是比较伤头发吧?", "target": "肯定啊" }, { "source": "谢谢如果知道的话到时候能不能麻烦告诉一下..你们昨天接机人多吗?", "target": "第一次接我觉得挺多的" }, { "source": "天黑下来了!", "target": "嗯,好大的雨!早上好!" }, { "source": "好想问哥们你是谁啊好腻害", "target": "路人甲" }, { "source": "觉得吧,因为当一个人对你特别好,而你又不能对他更好时,内心很不安", "target": "他对我挺好" }, { "source": "超级喜欢你们一家三口", "target": "么么" }, { "source": "么么", "target": "元宵节快乐吃汤圆团团圆圆" }, { "source": "有小孩真是好哦,麦兜叔叔多希望也有,可惜笨笨的麦兜叔叔现在连单身问题都还木有解决,哈哈,希望能关注下麦兜叔叔,如果未来麦兜叔叔碰到喜欢的女孩子你能帮忙指点一下的话,麦兜叔叔发誓一定肯定绝对给你一个天大惊喜。", "target": "搞笑..." }, { "source": "搞笑...", "target": "不是搞笑,是真的这么认为啊,呵" }, { "source": "不是搞笑,是真的这么认为啊,呵", "target": "那希望你赶紧也有个宝宝~哈哈" }, { "source": "那希望你赶紧也有个宝宝~哈哈", "target": "谢谢,呵呵" }, { "source": "感觉你养的不止九个月", "target": "是哇,我也感觉" }, { "source": "汇仁肾宝片", "target": "你值得拥有" }, { "source": "那你让我怎么活==看来武汉的夏天也来了", "target": "热…" }, { "source": "热…", "target": "你查查深圳的天气就知道什么才是真的热了" }, { "source": "我表示你很很很很很自恋~~", "target": "是你让我拍的吧!!!!" }, { "source": "是你让我拍的吧!!!!", "target": "我挖过了~~~放在我空间你巡展了~~你最丑的一张哈哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "我挖过了~~~放在我空间你巡展了~~你最丑的一张哈哈哈哈哈~", "target": "那一张????我很好奇耶。。。。" }, { "source": "那一张????我很好奇耶。。。。", "target": "你猜猜~~就不告诉你~就不告诉你~" }, { "source": "你猜猜~~就不告诉你~就不告诉你~", "target": "不告诉我不和你聊天" }, { "source": "不告诉我不和你聊天", "target": "呵呵~~你朋友多~~你也不缺我这呆瓜一个~我知道~我很有自知之明~" }, { "source": "有些东西永远不会变质,比如友谊", "target": "是啊还有兄弟情谊对吧哈哈" }, { "source": "一切虚的都是纸老虎。。", "target": "你总是那么欢乐,和你的头像一样可爱" }, { "source": "偶宇宙无敌第一帅", "target": "你男的女的" }, { "source": "你男的女的", "target": "我是萝莉的外表女神的身材女博士的头脑女汉子的内心" }, { "source": "我是萝莉的外表女神的身材女博士的头脑女汉子的内心", "target": "这么自恋啊" }, { "source": "这么自恋啊", "target": "真的,你要不要?" }, { "source": "真的,你要不要?", "target": "我是和你好好聊天的,你别瞎扯" }, { "source": "我是和你好好聊天的,你别瞎扯", "target": "我陪你聊天呗~" }, { "source": "师姐一切顺利啊", "target": "谢谢!春节快乐" }, { "source": "谢谢!春节快乐", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "天天说想我了,因为我不在妈妈啥零食也不给她买了,我在她想吃什么就买什么", "target": "那她是想零食了" }, { "source": "快过年了,都回家了。", "target": "是啊,都回家了" }, { "source": "哎呦哎呦、、寂寞空虚啦?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "额额额你还有我~~~~" }, { "source": "就当救济小猫了,生个娃都不容易", "target": "屋里我收拾太干净了,不能养猫" }, { "source": "屋里我收拾太干净了,不能养猫", "target": "把猫收拾干净就行了" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "卖肥仔" }, { "source": "现在店为了宣传真的是……二五欧!!!", "target": "哈哈我发个宣传照他非要我发店门,我发了店门他非要我发文字,就为了一瓶可乐" }, { "source": "哈哈我发个宣传照他非要我发店门,我发了店门他非要我发文字,就为了一瓶可乐", "target": "也不错!我爱阔落!" }, { "source": "也不错!我爱阔落!", "target": "刚好拍完抢到最后两瓶!根本就不辣的" }, { "source": "有缘人", "target": "用了好几个月了" }, { "source": "用了好几个月了", "target": "啊哈哈" }, { "source": "好嘛。你明天上不上班哦?内四科的老师都还可以。你你去给你老师说嘛,她百分之百同意", "target": "那可不一定不能说你老师可以就默认了全部" }, { "source": "5S还在坚持的在这里", "target": "5s放口袋刚刚好" }, { "source": "我也要妹子", "target": "自己找去" }, { "source": "好思路。我看超级英雄电影会犯困,但是如果给我看一个人平淡而抑郁的生活我能看一天", "target": "推荐你一部电影鸟人" }, { "source": "团长,注意休息", "target": "好累" }, { "source": "唱分手快乐给她听", "target": "哈哈哈她得气背过去" }, { "source": "哈哈哈她得气背过去", "target": "哈哈哈那帮她解脱了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那帮她解脱了", "target": "算了,以后跟你说" }, { "source": "真的这么有效果吗?这美容仪", "target": "我觉得应该会有效果的,身边的朋友用了都是有效果的" }, { "source": "松鼠说是供参考,到你这怎么就成洗了", "target": "我有一个洗字吗?我文字编辑正确吧你别代入啊兄弟" }, { "source": "我有一个洗字吗?我文字编辑正确吧你别代入啊兄弟", "target": "今晚的秀看了吗慢慢玩文字游戏" }, { "source": "你去合肥干嘛啦", "target": "中转,去武汉玩" }, { "source": "中转,去武汉玩", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "起来都是你一个人的转发,都看烦了。。。", "target": "要的就是这个效果" }, { "source": "要的就是这个效果", "target": "祝贺你成功了" }, { "source": "此楼收集“缘,妙不可言”", "target": "缘。妙不可言。" }, { "source": "宝贝宝贝。生日快乐", "target": "谢谢老佛爷。没机会喝酒酒" }, { "source": "难道愉生生养过", "target": "要不然你以为顾小宝哪里来的" }, { "source": "突然觉得你的这个白衬衫见证了你的长发我的短发", "target": "对呀。。。从长发到短发" }, { "source": "地板的话听说会有划痕?", "target": "注意一点还好" }, { "source": "你回来了吗", "target": "昨晚路上堵错过飞机了又买到西安的结果今天咸阳机场下雪还在延误绝望死了" }, { "source": "失眠怎么不找我啊!", "target": "都因为你才失眠555灬灬" }, { "source": "都因为你才失眠555灬灬", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "偶尔心酸下是好事", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "多少人啊~有妹子的没", "target": "打算一个人出发没帐篷没人去" }, { "source": "打算一个人出发没帐篷没人去", "target": "那我们自己去啊!带雨衣啊~" }, { "source": "那我们自己去啊!带雨衣啊~", "target": "有帐篷了!要去么你自己?" }, { "source": "有帐篷了!要去么你自己?", "target": "我还是呆宿舍吧~" }, { "source": "我还是呆宿舍吧~", "target": "学长自己去" }, { "source": "学长自己去", "target": "没谁了" }, { "source": "已经放假的孩纸举个手!", "target": "怎么这么快放假,不会吧!!" }, { "source": "这季水得厉害。。", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "还是内蒙好" }, { "source": "还是内蒙好", "target": "快回来吧,大内蒙永远欢迎你" }, { "source": "哈哈………去家教了啊干嘛那么着急去我家", "target": "做我所想。" }, { "source": "做我所想。", "target": "好可怕……" }, { "source": "好可怕……", "target": "哪有。" }, { "source": "哪有。", "target": "话说我怕你把我家拆了" }, { "source": "走!哥带你看星星★去", "target": "真的吗我要去临汾" }, { "source": "花可!我竟然上镜了!眼神好扑朔啊!", "target": "迷离啊!我好像跟你有张合照吧?" }, { "source": "迷离啊!我好像跟你有张合照吧?", "target": "有哇。但是有些糊。要吗?" }, { "source": "年纪大了就越来越没有力气驯服谁了对很多事情的想法都是算了吧不麻烦了我真讨厌这样活着", "target": "没有力气也没有勇气了都是害怕思前想后顾虑的太多" }, { "source": "一男子在闹市骑摩托撞昏了一个陌生的老汉!男子惊吓的不知所措!围观群众越来越多!突然,该男抱住老汉,声泪俱下的喊道:“爹,你等着我,我这就去给你找医生!”说后,就跑掉了。。。老汉挣扎着愤怒的喊道:“给老子回来!”众人纷纷感慨:“这儿子当的真孝顺!”", "target": "亲,请问这是什么情况,干嘛都要发冷笑话呢?" }, { "source": "亲,请问这是什么情况,干嘛都要发冷笑话呢?", "target": "因为大家都想晨开心,给他讲讲笑话" }, { "source": "我要百香果!", "target": "我买了三斤" }, { "source": "我是实事求是,粪子", "target": "你想火也不是你的错。" }, { "source": "你如果你真的想做我可以推个做这方面的学长给你", "target": "不知道难不难诶星星眼" }, { "source": "不知道难不难诶星星眼", "target": "你可以跟他聊一下就是要吗?要我就跟他说" }, { "source": "你可以跟他聊一下就是要吗?要我就跟他说", "target": "过几天吧最近好忙估计加了也没法好好打招呼感觉会不礼貌我之后找你" }, { "source": "9494..要么晒死,要么淋晕", "target": "来个雨伞套餐~" }, { "source": "来个雨伞套餐~", "target": "那还不如室内" }, { "source": "那还不如室内", "target": "兵来将挡水来土掩~~" }, { "source": "我是狮子座,待你长发及腰,娶你可好?", "target": "好,等我两年。你这样说,你小肥知道吗?" }, { "source": "这商场的位置在哪?", "target": "中华南和成峰路交叉口" }, { "source": "我顶着大太阳", "target": "只想为你撑伞" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊老婆爱你", "target": "笑死我了" }, { "source": "来办事,你干嘛来的", "target": "上课呢!哈哈!你就在机场了?" }, { "source": "上课呢!哈哈!你就在机场了?", "target": "去朋友哪里的路上" }, { "source": "去朋友哪里的路上", "target": "噢!呵呵!玩的开心" }, { "source": "噢!呵呵!玩的开心", "target": "刚刚把我脾气大了" }, { "source": "刚刚把我脾气大了", "target": "怎么?" }, { "source": "怎么?", "target": "一个的士," }, { "source": "你是不是种地了?", "target": "妇唱夫随,软蛋冒汗!" }, { "source": "妇唱夫随,软蛋冒汗!", "target": "种你的油菜去,农格兰" }, { "source": "种你的油菜去,农格兰", "target": "管我了,软蛋!" }, { "source": "岁月在变迁,彼此在成长。", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "你就说你站在别人的红心前拍照尴尬吗", "target": "没有人啊" }, { "source": "没有人啊", "target": "好咯,替别人的红心心表达祝福" }, { "source": "好咯,替别人的红心心表达祝福", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "脖子上是小天鹅吗", "target": "只想问你出去浪浪浪钱花完了没" }, { "source": ":之所以说C罗庆祝动作夸张,是因为你们看过太多次了。就像你喜欢听的歌,听久了也会厌烦,你们喜欢的舞蹈,看多了也会挑出毛病。而庆祝动作这个东西并不是每个球员都能做的,首先你要进球。", "target": "还是名宿讲的好" }, { "source": "还是名宿讲的好", "target": "提携。" }, { "source": "提携。", "target": "爱你哟" }, { "source": "我感慨感慨早上五点钟起来来学车必须感慨下", "target": "我看说199你要哪个" }, { "source": "我看说199你要哪个", "target": "我不要呀。我猜你可能喜欢但是貌似没有你的号" }, { "source": "有一种爱情叫:关晓彤鹿晗", "target": "祝福祝福" }, { "source": "你的目标好好笑", "target": "真实啊!" }, { "source": "放松,压力不要太大", "target": "没有大了,大完了的,考完了,只剩一门了。头疼死啊。" }, { "source": "没有大了,大完了的,考完了,只剩一门了。头疼死啊。", "target": "赶紧回宿舍好好休息哈,吃点好吃的。我还在教室奋战呢,不要太累了,如果明天还是没有好的话就去医院看看听见没?" }, { "source": "哭了!主要是觉得托福感觉好难考,三个小时机考肯定又瞎又晕", "target": "习惯就好了以后G都是机考呢。。" }, { "source": "习惯就好了以后G都是机考呢。。", "target": "…………好的吧……那果然还是考托福吧!不纠结了><!" }, { "source": "…………好的吧……那果然还是考托福吧!不纠结了><!", "target": "祝顺利啦" }, { "source": "肠胃不好的后果,好好吃饭,学会调养身体", "target": "天天按时吃饭,不过就是吃得少……" }, { "source": "现在快递员都很拽的~", "target": "别让我看到这厮在我们小区出现。" }, { "source": "别让我看到这厮在我们小区出现。", "target": "支持支持.小区里面快递员从来不送到家门,所以我现在都寄到单位.!单位都送货上门" }, { "source": "支持支持.小区里面快递员从来不送到家门,所以我现在都寄到单位.!单位都送货上门", "target": "我基本上都送到的。" }, { "source": "高考500多分的好成绩,陪人面试,阴差阳错,不去哈工大", "target": "不去不去" }, { "source": "不去不去", "target": "我要教育子孙后代,千万不要陪人面试" }, { "source": "我要教育子孙后代,千万不要陪人面试", "target": "好吧~" }, { "source": "哇哇哇,明天私聊你呀", "target": "哈哈,我也想明天找你,好哦,睡觉啦,晚安" }, { "source": "不喜欢孤独更不会辜负", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈对!" }, { "source": "你准备去哪儿玩,我的机票也退了", "target": "成都,一个月前就买了票,三点几折的特价票一份都不退!!还有酒店!!!说到这些我真的是要原地爆炸" }, { "source": "成都,一个月前就买了票,三点几折的特价票一份都不退!!还有酒店!!!说到这些我真的是要原地爆炸", "target": "心疼" }, { "source": "你咋突然?", "target": "嗯,突然嫌弃自己身上的嘎嘎" }, { "source": "我妹妹以后也不是你女朋友", "target": "不要再说了" }, { "source": "嗨呀哈哈我才发现抬头纹不在了角度狠重要、", "target": "是本身帅了" }, { "source": "是本身帅了", "target": "你本身帅了···?也陷整容门了?" }, { "source": "赶紧找个女朋友陪你闯天涯", "target": "去哪上班了?" }, { "source": "去哪上班了?", "target": "在福清教书" }, { "source": "在福清教书", "target": "其实还是挺喜欢当老师的好好毒害祖国的花朵!。。。不对是培育!" }, { "source": "我桌最美", "target": "哈哈哈。爱你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。爱你", "target": "桌桌,复试怎么样?" }, { "source": "桌桌,复试怎么样?", "target": "没复试" }, { "source": "书没读好长大戴金项链", "target": "那当然" }, { "source": "我现在吃的很开心哇!哎~吃完了再说吧~", "target": "你问问老罗他们那边有没有榛子?" }, { "source": "你问问老罗他们那边有没有榛子?", "target": "他说,有~什么情况~干什么滴~" }, { "source": "他说,有~什么情况~干什么滴~", "target": "吃的啊!真有没有" }, { "source": "吃的啊!真有没有", "target": "你要多少?我们给你去看看,有就给你带回去~" }, { "source": "你要多少?我们给你去看看,有就给你带回去~", "target": "我要自己吃的量,如果有那种圆筒装的来两铜啊" }, { "source": "我要自己吃的量,如果有那种圆筒装的来两铜啊", "target": "恩嗯~好的,知道了~给你去看看去~" }, { "source": "恩嗯~好的,知道了~给你去看看去~", "target": "买不回来别见我啊我要大点的" }, { "source": "买不回来别见我啊我要大点的", "target": "买到先上传照片等着流哈喇子吧" }, { "source": "你可以祸害老板儿子发泄压力", "target": "老板儿子比我都大" }, { "source": "老板儿子比我都大", "target": "你说的是年龄还是别的" }, { "source": "你说的是年龄还是别的", "target": "年龄加体型" }, { "source": "年龄加体型", "target": "你不是以一敌十" }, { "source": "大学马上开学要和男朋友异地了一个南昌一个上海真的挺难过的想到就想哭", "target": "就喜欢异地,情侣在一个班才尴尬" }, { "source": "抱着我睡觉吧", "target": "才不要我喜欢软绵绵的" }, { "source": "你来深圳啦???", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "一个人?" }, { "source": "一个人?", "target": "全家人~" }, { "source": "叫你别打麻将的", "target": "我无聊才打的" }, { "source": "我无聊才打的", "target": "每次都不听话" }, { "source": "每次都不听话", "target": "下次听话点呢" }, { "source": "下次听话点呢", "target": "听话才好啊" }, { "source": "听话才好啊", "target": "什么时候来看我" }, { "source": "幸福哦,要永远地这样幸福哦", "target": "嗯,珍惜幸福。" }, { "source": "我是真的真的什么也说不出了,华丽的开场,拖沓的结束。", "target": "喧闹的开场,拖沓的结束" }, { "source": "潘老师录最强大脑了??", "target": "超话里不是有人在组去现场的团么~" }, { "source": "超话里不是有人在组去现场的团么~", "target": "我还没懂那个去南京是干嘛" }, { "source": "我还没懂那个去南京是干嘛", "target": "去最强大脑录制现场吧" }, { "source": "去最强大脑录制现场吧", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "你以为来〜这是年轻的表现!", "target": "我说你活这么多年要分得清楚年轻跟幼稚的区别啊~~" }, { "source": "我说你活这么多年要分得清楚年轻跟幼稚的区别啊~~", "target": "我没有幼稚啊喜欢一个人很正常啊是不是~~我又没有哭喊着咆哮着奔跑着去追星~" }, { "source": "来宾离柳州那么近明显辣", "target": "情人我要被辣死了" }, { "source": "捡的卡已经让你取那么多钱了够了啦", "target": "我……" }, { "source": "这是大麦?", "target": "小麦" }, { "source": "你生气就晓得骂人", "target": "实在太闹心了。一晚上都没睡好" }, { "source": "大虾大虾我爱你!", "target": "挥起你手中的荧光棒!" }, { "source": "挥起你手中的荧光棒!", "target": "真的,真的。。。。霍霍霍火火火太喜欢你了" }, { "source": "极不情愿的事情是什么", "target": "不能说" }, { "source": "不能说", "target": "哼!" }, { "source": "哼!", "target": "回去请我吃饭就告诉你" }, { "source": "苏州95巨蟹,6月23生日,有木有同年同月同日生的啊", "target": "5.23" }, { "source": "这件外套看起来好暖呢!我这样的胖纸穿得话会不会很臃肿", "target": "你胖" }, { "source": "今天一直刷也没回我,他有新欢", "target": "是啊,连关注都不关注眼熟的了" }, { "source": "是啊,连关注都不关注眼熟的了", "target": "他又关注了?" }, { "source": "我下午2点来。", "target": "那我现在就带人去学校门口等着你" }, { "source": "那我现在就带人去学校门口等着你", "target": "大佬,我错了。不要叫人堵我" }, { "source": "旅哥旅哥我爱你就像老鼠爱大米", "target": "这个表情我不能信啊" }, { "source": "你不许说话!你也是大长腿", "target": "啊啊啊她越来越像港剧女主角" }, { "source": "啊啊啊她越来越像港剧女主角", "target": "我也不懂眼睛也长越大是怎么回事估计是去开了个眼角" }, { "source": "我也不懂眼睛也长越大是怎么回事估计是去开了个眼角", "target": "你啥时候有时间我们约啊跟你出去玩好好笑" }, { "source": "你啥时候有时间我们约啊跟你出去玩好好笑", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈明明是我在笑你!是你搞笑!然后你又在笑我笑你哈哈假期那么长总会一起出去的" }, { "source": "「蛮」单身是是什么意思", "target": "哈哈毕竟经常创新词的看法" }, { "source": "你们有毒吧,为什么我在广东上学,强调我认识的,我认识的所有本科生,大二或大三都有这门大学语文啊!!(除了中文系)", "target": "这你确实错了,大学如果不是文科专业,基本上不可能出现语文课,就算是文科专业,很大一部分也不会出现语文课" }, { "source": "小鱼小鱼是不是又瘦了", "target": "我胖了" }, { "source": "我胖了", "target": "感觉脸又瘦了吖" }, { "source": "你还是受过高等教育的人,看问题的透彻度还不如我们高中生。真幸运,我遇到的人都是专一的,没有你这种肤浅的想法。当然真心祝福你找到你们能相互看对眼的人", "target": "幼稚跟清纯根本就是两码事.." }, { "source": "幼稚跟清纯根本就是两码事..", "target": "所以你的意思是你是清纯?" }, { "source": "所以你的意思是你是清纯?", "target": "清纯跟装纯又是两个概念了.." }, { "source": "恭喜阿娇啊,经过这么多,终于找到幸福。", "target": "祝福祝福" }, { "source": "你在干嘛呀?", "target": "拌手指算11号会议却多少人,打算去马路上拖几个" }, { "source": "我都睡醒了你还没睡,啧啧啧", "target": "为什么要睡觉呢" }, { "source": "情侣装!!", "target": "!哈哈" }, { "source": "抢男朋友", "target": "那么好朋友抢个男朋友怎么了,又没抢你岳父岳母…" }, { "source": "大哥从来都是正能量的传人!!", "target": "一直走在正能量前端" }, { "source": "榴莲的热量和卡路里是多少?", "target": "1卡路里=4.18焦耳0.239卡路里=1焦耳" }, { "source": "1卡路里=4.18焦耳0.239卡路里=1焦耳", "target": "我问你榴莲的卡路里是多少" }, { "source": "我问你榴莲的卡路里是多少", "target": "吃个试试" }, { "source": "吃个试试", "target": "正在吃" }, { "source": "起好早", "target": "就是为了在太阳出来前遛完" }, { "source": "你都快回去了好好享受下剩下的时光吧还有就是我单身了", "target": "。。。。你真的假的啊!为什么啊?那来圆香陪我上班,我照顾你~" }, { "source": "。。。。你真的假的啊!为什么啊?那来圆香陪我上班,我照顾你~", "target": "吵不下去了终于他也累了性格不合适北他大男人我大女人" }, { "source": "吵不下去了终于他也累了性格不合适北他大男人我大女人", "target": "哎~~~来上班来上班,上班解决一切问题~" }, { "source": "别熬夜", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "今天好点了没" }, { "source": "今天好点了没", "target": "今天严重好多……" }, { "source": "今天严重好多……", "target": "多喝热水哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你还躺在桌子上!太嚣张了!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哦!被你发现我了!我困了!" }, { "source": "夏天都到了", "target": "还是有特殊时期,比如感冒吃药,多喝热水还是有好处的" }, { "source": "额……看来以后还是少给你打电话算了,以免误会。昨天上班啊,没有过,他也没有过来。", "target": "嘿嘿,我给她说了你是姐今天吃牛排吃安逸了嘛!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,我给她说了你是姐今天吃牛排吃安逸了嘛!", "target": "昨天晚上他出警去了,你又在陪女朋友,我就只有和小亮哥打电话聊了将近一个小时。" }, { "source": "昨天晚上他出警去了,你又在陪女朋友,我就只有和小亮哥打电话聊了将近一个小时。", "target": "啧啧啧!!" }, { "source": "眼线画的好好", "target": "眼线对你是难题吗亲爱的" }, { "source": "眼线对你是难题吗亲爱的", "target": "不会画" }, { "source": "有时候晚上失眠第二天还得起床上班", "target": "我现在又醒了" }, { "source": "坏了的伞", "target": "你才看见啊" }, { "source": "一直觉得必胜客服务不咋地", "target": "这家简直是无语了。。态度又差" }, { "source": "为你换头像为你打电话", "target": "我眼袋好严重啊" }, { "source": "我眼袋好严重啊", "target": "宝贝你那是卧蚕不要害怕" }, { "source": "小哥哥觉得和不打呼噜的小哥哥睡才快活", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈是很实在了" } ]